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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (cxFcK) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0) 3
The goat is too cute! As are the wee orange kitties.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Vvh2V) 4
YAY! Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Cjt/F) 5
My favorite snark about Bernie is that he combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (YlWIZ) 6
Hey gang, surf's up!
Posted by: Frankie Avalon at February 16, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX) 7
Pretty horses!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD) 8
The Irish coast, like Irish cuisine... colorless.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (jhZBj) 9
Willowed because I insist on myself.
285 'BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety' Cooper will leave a gaping hole at CBS News. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (fd80v) 10
I need to watch more baby elephant videos. They are a positive good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 07:30 PM (zZu0s) 11
I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (xG4kz) 13
That self-cleaning beaver would have been perfect for Tummy Rub Tuesday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h) 14
and most specially, thanks for Washington!
Mrs is still laughing; wait, now she's playing it again lol! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Cjt/F) 15
In light of the previous post, Ace is not suicidal, is keeping in good health, and his polonium-210 levels are not great and not terrible.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE) 16
This is President's Day. George Washington's birthday is the 22nd. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (Y8DZL) 17
Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) is doing her "kneading dance" in my lap, part of her evening ritual.
It's oddly relaxing for me as well. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ESVrU) 18
The pet adoption videos remind me of upkeep costs. Sorry.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:35 PM (YlWIZ) 19
Brrrrrrr. Cold out on the water this afternoon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (/QciJ) 20
Democrats fear that zombie George Washington is going to row across a river for them
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD) 21
Washington video cracked me up
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 22
Those horses were hoping the girl had food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt) 23
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) 24
PBS, stop taking tax money and operate on endowment funds.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (YlWIZ) 25
In a very metaphorical way, they are not wrong, Anna.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:39 PM (Cjt/F) 26
11 I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) ____________________ I'd check out the Andy Rooney segment every so often. And, sometimes, they'd have Charles Kuralt do a guest segment even though he wasn't part of the 60 Minutes regulars. Curmudgeons doing a news segment is always fun. Rooney, especially, used to appear digusted by most of the people he met. That always made me laugh. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 07:40 PM (dIske) 27
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) My dad too, but back in the day there was a pretty good chance they would confront some asshole, and give him the business. And usually he deserved it. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (R0ru7) 28
My grandfather was a 60 minutes addicted
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0) My dad too, but back in the day there was a pretty good chance they would confront some asshole, and give him the business. And usually he deserved it. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (R0ru7) Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2026 07:41 PM (5FKHw) 30
Have ya paid your dues, Jack?
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (3uBP9) 31
Before they weren't showing up at all, now my comments are showing up twice.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (R0ru7) 32
nurse, we wish we HAD water here!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 16, 2026 07:42 PM (7D3Aa) 33
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0) 34
Yessir, the check is in the mail
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9) 35
I love the fact that we get a nice, totally true history lesson at the end of Teh Cafe. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (kTyBw) Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (5FKHw) 37
George Washington was born on February 11th, 1731. When the British Empire switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752 his birthday became February 22, 1732.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (CNl8/) 38
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I love the fact that we get a nice, totally true history lesson at the end of Teh Cafe. THIS! I'm'a watch that until I get it for an earworm Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (Cjt/F) 39
I didn't even know Cooper Anderson had left CNN. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (n7rxJ) 40
I haven't watched 60 minutes in decades.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (ht3QZ) Somebody on Twitter, can't remember who, said that the last time they watched 60 Minutes Andy Rooney was complaining about Miami Vice. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:48 PM (CNl8/) 41
The Rhode Island shooting makes me sick True evil.
Dude shot his wife and his kids. He probably turned straight into a demon after he killed himself. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (cwGMH) 42
My Dad was a 60 Minutes fan, too.
He'd watch it after the game on Sundays for decades. It was a different era with Mike Wallace, Harry Reasoner, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, and the like. He always liked Andy Rooney, too, and say "He's right" after just about every segment he did. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt) 43
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) 44
When the British Empire switched to the Gregorian Calendar in 1752 his birthday became February 22, 1732.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 07:46 PM (CNl8/) Can you imagine the fucking meltdown people would have if we tried that today? Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (w6EFb) 45
That Washington video was...disturbing. But kind of awesome.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:50 PM (Wnv9h) 46
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Unless the equator referred to is one's belt line. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (cwGMH) 47
Have ya paid your dues, Jack?
Posted by: Jack Burton ===== I know it's not the right movie, but I hear that in the voice of Cpt Dudley Smith in LA Confidential Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (8AONa) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD) 49
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (0KSrI) 50
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Face it, it's kaput! Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (wVcYX) 51
It's ok. Everybody relax, I'm here
Posted by: Jack Burton at February 16, 2026 07:53 PM (3uBP9) 52
41 The Rhode Island shooting makes me sick True evil
As a "bonus" that dingleberry has just added more ammo for those* who tell other women that men are just too dangerous. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (gKWVE) 53
Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (ht3QZ) Only because the nazi aliens living below Antarctica don't let anything of consequence happen. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (LoNNw) 54
Saijo stole another cat toy and is not eating his dinner because he is showing off his pirated loot.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wmg4n) 55
AOC proves she knows nothing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM FIFY. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 56
They should have done that sequel to Big Trouble in Little China
It could've been at least as good as Escape From LA. (not that that was the greatest movie or something) Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt) 57
Soup! you naughty loveable scamp!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD) 58
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:52 PM (0KSrI Reminded me that Obama didn't know his home state of Illinois shades a border with Kentucky. He claimed Hillary had an advantage over him in the Kentucky primary because Arkansas was closer to Kentucky. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (cwGMH) 59
RMBS, I stand corrected and will buy the drinks when we next meet.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (0KSrI) 60
54 Saijo stole another cat toy and is not eating his dinner because he is showing off his pirated loot.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Wmg4n) And the cats know that revenge is a dish best served cold. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (6ydKt) 61
57 Soup! you naughty loveable scamp!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 This is when we do need Ace Cam because he is hopping around like a bronco. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM (Wmg4n) 62
I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (XuXeR) 64
RMBS, I stand corrected and will buy the drinks when we next meet.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) 65
I thought Anderson Cooper was on CNN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++) 66
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (mP0Kj) 67
There is actually a comic sequel to Big Trouble in Little China that is set at least twenty years after the events in the movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD) 68
62 I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) There's supposed to be a comic book that serves as a sequel. It picks up in the truck where it leaves off in the movie with the monster on the back. I've never read it, but that's probably the closest we'll ever get to a sequel. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (6ydKt) 69
Anna's all in my head tonight.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (6ydKt) 70
biddy biddy biddy
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:59 PM (cwGMH) 72
Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act?" Nah. It's a promise (!) that cali will pay $$$ to a britbunch, with the right people getting the vig... Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (XuXeR) 73
Logan!
Posted by: Col. Klink at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (wVcYX) 74
62 I don't want anyone to even try doing a big trouble in little china sequel. Or remake, blah! 100% they'd f it up. My favorite movie of all time. No one is allowed to touch it.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:56 PM (3uBP9) Yup, some movies should never be remade... Big Trouble. Princess Bride. Second Hand Lions (RIP Robert Duvall) Casablanca. And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities? Young Babysitter falls for Older Sailor... sounds more like Pron Hub but with Music! Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (mP0Kj) 75
Drinks are on me. Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. First time to show his new horse.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0KSrI) 76
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 07:57 PM (mP0K I think it's the same when states did the same with the various climate treaties. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (cwGMH) 77
Since it's got a cute monkey:
Meet Punch — a macaque from a Japanese zoo with a difficult story His mother abandoned him, and the caretakers raised him by hand. Later, he was moved into an enclosure with other monkeys, but he struggled to integrate into the group. To give him some comfort, staff gave Punch a toy to replace his mother — and now he carries it everywhere. After a viral video, visitors began coming specifically to see him, but he still plays alone, holding his plush “mom” close to his chest. https://tinyurl.com/42rc4fv4 (Nexta on X) Video and some pics. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (6ydKt) 78
Fun Fact- There are 504 counties in the United States larger than the state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (j6kTf) 79
70 biddy biddy biddy
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD) What the Fuck Buck... Posted by: Twiki at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (mP0Kj) 80
The pleas and the hail Mary that it took to get a bunch of tired and weary soldiers that were at that end of their enlistment....to give just a bit more with no guarantee of victory....better men than most. Sailed that river, slaughtered those dirty Hessians and from them went on to victory in a few successive and decisive battles that set the rebellion on a path to total victory.
A great man, not the best general but he was the best when it counted. Just don't ask where he got those teeth for his dentures. Posted by: GigantorX at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (tU2mX) 81
Princess Bride shouldn't have been made in the first place.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE) 82
Twinkie.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ht3QZ) 83
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK. Posted by: Romeo13 ============== The New Special Relationship. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (n7rxJ) 84
And the cats know that revenge is a dish best served cold. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:55 PM They cannot wait until he grows up a little bit more. When he is calm, everything is fine, but he gets really bouncy and they get really annoyed by him. But he is so cute, it makes up for it. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:03 PM (Wmg4n) 85
Newsom and Starmer giving each other blow jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0KSrI) 86
I was this many years old when I found out they tried to do a Casablanca TV series in the early 80s.
Found out a month or two ago and I am still not sure what to think. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s) 87
I'm'a watch that until I get it for an earworm
I didn't even watch it. Just seeing the embed was enough to start the earworm. Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (Fs0KI) 88
I commented on a prior thread that two movies I don't get the love were The Princess Bride and Field of Dreams.
I would also add The Big Lebowski. I also posted I realized I was in the minority. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (cwGMH) 89
Glad the guy took both kittens.
I adopted my current cats as a pair back when they were kittens. It's definitely the way to go! They're well into adulthood now, but I love watching them play stalk each other, chase each other, wrestle, groom each other, and settle down to nap together. A close sibling can provide companionship to a cat in a way that a human just can't. Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side. Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm) 90
And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities"
Sure. It's an exciting drama, with the Hernandez family trying to reunite in the USA, while Maria's old fling, now an ICE agent, threatens to turn in the family unless she "dates" him... meanwhile, Papa, who was deported from a home depot, crosses the border, joining the entire family... Trust me, it's a blockbuster! Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD) 92
Sooo... Newsome just signed a memorandum of understanding on clean energy... with the UK.
Isn't this a flat out violation of the Logan Act? Posted by: Romeo13 Is the punishment evisceration by a wolverine? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR) 94
I'm pretty sure the brad neely video has been played here every washington's birthday and some presidents day and the 4th or whenever the british children get uppity.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (3uBP9) 95
Casablanca sequel. Only if Louie and Rick are being partisans thwarting the Germans with snappy dialogue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD) 96
*fistbump* Opinion Fact
Lebowski had performances and quotables, but as a story was pointless. It was just a frame to hang the Coenisms onto. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE) 97
Fun Fact- There are 504 counties in the United States larger than the state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:01 PM (j6kTf) There are 9 states smaller than San Bernardino County. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:09 PM (CNl8/) 98
I'm leaving Field of Dreams aside because I never saw it.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE) 99
Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm
I have a brother and sister kittehs. They are 8 now and don't interact like they used to but they get along and clean each other occasionally. The brother outweighs his sister by at least 10 pounds. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (cwGMH) 100
Reminder that there was a time when Mount Vernon was the largest whiskey distillery in the US. (This was a few years after leading American troops against the Whiskey Rebellion.)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (VkDi+) 101
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:10 PM (VkDi+)
It wasn't about the whiskey. It was about the whiskey taxes. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:12 PM (cwGMH) 102
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Steve Hilton is surging to 1st place in the California Governor race leading the pack in this wide-open primary! Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. This is a once-in-a-generation chance to flip the script on Gavin Newsom's catastrophic leadership and boot the insane Democrat field consisting of Katie Porter and Eric Fang-Fang Swalwell out of the running! California could finally get a real MAGA Governor who puts America First instead of another Newsom-style disaster. The people are fed up this primary is a referendum on the Democrats who wrecked the state. Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:14 PM (xGgfV) 103
81 Princess Bride shouldn't have been made in the first place.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE) I read the book when it was first published in 1973/1974(?) - got it as part of an order through Scholastic Books when I was in Junior High. I LOVED that book - so much so that I STILL have it. I was excited, but concerned when I saw that they were making a movie of the book. OMG - the movie was everything that I ever could have wanted and more. My daughters and I have a special bond through that movie - it is wonderful. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (SRRAx) 104
We here at the Womyn's Collective salute Presdnent Obama on his big day! We have been hoping his beautiful wife Michael would run for office, but she doesn't appear interested. Maybe they're semi-bootyful daughters Malaria and Sasquatch will run. So, there is still hope!
Posted by: Vermont's Own Mary Cloggenstein at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (oftw2) 105
Those horses were hoping the girl had food.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt) Or checking to see if she was food. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (8zz6B) 106
>>>>Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats.
This would be the funniest thing that ever happened. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:16 PM (CNl8/) 107
But what are the odds???
@MattWalshBlog 19m Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) 108
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:14 PM (xGg
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (cwGMH) 109
Sitting in her study, Her Majesty saw a squirrel near the feeders. She stealthily got old Dot and quietly led her outside. Momza saw the critter and charged off, chasing it up a tree where it chattered at her angrily. Dot was panting heavily but she was a happy girl. It's like having a 10-year-old puppy in the house. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:18 PM (tgvbd) 110
But what are the odds???
@MattWalshBlog 19m Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) OW! Guys, some feather just knocked me over. For reals. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:19 PM (0aYVJ) 111
Drinks are on me. Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. First time to show his new horse.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0KSrI) Congrats to Rancher Bob! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:19 PM (8zz6B) 112
Steve Hilton is surging to 1st place in the California Governor race leading the pack in this wide-open primary! Hope he does better than Larry Elder. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (Cqx++) 113
https://youtu.be/nw2CZtTCXuc?
si=yu2sSlGaFla56OLn Someone linked this title sequence for the Casablanca series. Its fascinating. And tone deaf. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s) 114
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'AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography' The fact that she has any power at all is a tyranny. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (fd80v) 115
The report I read was it was a domestic shooting. I guess it could be both.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:20 PM (cwGMH) 116
Horseshow day had Rancherbob winning one class tied for first in another and a second. _________ Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (tgvbd) 117
>>> OMG - the movie was everything that I ever could have wanted and more. My daughters and I have a special bond through that movie - it is wonderful.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 16, 2026 08:15 PM (SRRAx) I got my wife the book and new ones have a little part at the end, an epilog called Buttercup's Baby. It's an unfinished sequel that the author had legal difficulties getting published. Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9) 118
Elephants can be asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:22 PM (snZF9) 119
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate.
Posted by: Opinion fact I don't know. Think about it. "I put forward a 72 point plan. The Democrat controlled legislature shot down all 72 points." --Republican Governor At some point, the pitchforks are coming for you, not the governor. L Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (xGgfV) 120
Elephants can be asshoe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:22 PM (snZF9) Yeah I don't think that little one was playing. Think he was pissed at the caregiver. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (cwGMH) 121
AOC proves she knows nothing of history or geography .
Posted by: Ben Had She only ever needed biology and mixology before. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov) 122
@MattWalshBlog 19m
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 08:17 PM (diia5) Over-tight bra straps made him testy, I guess. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B) 123
>>>Gotta start doing some vigorous calisthenics.
That's kind of a roly-poly kitty. I don't think those were calisthenics. It was just trying to get up. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (syz1S) 124
I watched Nick Shirley's California voter fraud expose. All the people "residing" at storage facilities and UPS stores should embarrass Newsom a wee tad, assuming anyone asks him about it lololol as if. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:24 PM (n7rxJ) 125
Father who shot his children and ex wife was trans. Good heavens.
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) 126
Moose the lab loves ridding the backyard of critters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (RiE77) 127
Washington's Birthday Cafe
I'd like a big ol' slice of cherry pie, thanks. Warm that up and plop a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top. 🍒 Well, it's President's day. Make it two scoops. Posted by: mindful webworker - I cannot tell a lie, I threw that silver dollar across the Potomac at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (6hyzx) 128
Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:21 PM (tgvbd) Amoebas might be affordable show stock... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (8zz6B) 129
I'm afraid any Republican governor would be completely stymied by the Lefty dominated CA assembly and senate. Posted by: Opinion fact ============== Embrace the power of vice versa. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:26 PM (n7rxJ) 130
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing
maybe 12 hour rule on this? i don't want to be more contrarian than i have to be, but this seems Too Good To Check. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE) 131
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2) 132
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) Trannies all whine about "trans genocide". I am beginning to warm to the idea. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (8zz6B) 133
Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. This would be the funniest thing that ever happened. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 08:16 PM (CNl8/) Of course, the Donk commie cocksuckers would immediately file suit with one of their Donk commie cocksucker fellow traveler judges who would rule that a California election must have a viable Donk commie cocksucker candidate in the running, so the 2nd place Republican would be kicked off the ticket. Totally Constitutional, yo. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (kTyBw) 134
Goldman died in '18 so I guess there isn't going to be a princess bride sequel. I guess stephen king has some of Goldman's notes. "Turns out, it was all just a big kid orgy!" yeah, no thanks buddy.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (3uBP9) 135
Father who shot his children and ex wife was trans. Good heavens.
I think I can support Trans Gun prohibition. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Wmg4n) At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) 136
Anybody knows what's Presdent Obama did twoday on his be Hollyday???
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 16, 2026 08:28 PM (jwBFW) 137
Trans-sanity is not what it's cracked up to be apparently.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) 138
>>Every time I stomp and bellow about the cost of showing dogs, I reflect it could be horses instead.
Or 3 day eventing them. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m) 139
At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) A bounty. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (8zz6B) 140
Local news is reporting that the shooter at the hockey rink tonight was a man in women’s clothing
Posted by: weft cut-loop What are the odds? Probably pissed off about the Buffalo Bill renouncing the tranny way. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (/lPRQ) 141
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi. Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (xGgfV) 142
Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side. Posted by: Bitblt at February 16, 2026 08:06 PM (11pZm) Is he still breathing? I'm hungry. Posted by: Bitblt's cats at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (kTyBw) 143
Thanks to California's Top-Two system, the June 2, 2026 primary could deliver a Republican vs. Republican general election matchup, completely shutting out the Democrats. ================ HAHAHA, Cali Republicans at some point were calling on one of these guys to drop out to clear the way for one, but now I see a diabolical fortune on the horizon! HEHEHEHEH. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:31 PM (n7rxJ) 144
I know flea circuses were once popular, but never heard about a Flea Show with actual judging and awards.
Posted by: Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills at February 16, 2026 08:31 PM (oftw2) 145
Also there's nothing quite like lying in bed with a pair of cats snuggled up to you, one on each side.
Posted by: Bitblt Nothing like a pussy laying on each side of you. Posted by: Mrs. Slocum at February 16, 2026 08:32 PM (xGgfV) 146
Jurassic Park was the result of a guy who had a flea circus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD) 147
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Flush 'em if they don't place. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:33 PM (RiE77) 148
Of course, the Donk commie cocksuckers would immediately file suit with one of their Donk commie cocksucker fellow traveler judges who would rule that a California election must have a viable Donk commie cocksucker candidate in the running, so the 2nd place Republican would be kicked off the ticket. Posted by: IllTemperedCur =============== Not after all those years when I wrote in Mickey Mouse sooner than pick the lesser of of two Dems. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (n7rxJ) 149
At this point I think I can support death squad tranny hunting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:27 PM (snZF9) My AO has a larger than normal number of troons. I find this annoying, and I make sure my domicile is secure. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ) 150
Or 3 day eventing them. Posted by: JackStraw at February Hey now! lol. Though I don’t anymore, my guy is way too old. Maybe one day in the old geezer division, I guess. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (Wmg4n) 151
Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:30 PM (xGgfV) If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (8zz6B) 152
If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon *snort Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:36 PM (xGgfV) 153
If you fall into the koi pond, you are done for. They mob up, and by sheer weight force your head underwater until you drown. Then they simpy wait until your corpse rots, and suck the flesh off your bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (8zz6B) And they ain't frigging koi about it either. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:36 PM (snZF9) 154
Wonder if California would consider letting San Bernardino become their own state? Gives the Democrats two more Senators. I wouldn't put anything past them.
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 08:37 PM (j6kTf) 155
>>Though I don’t anymore, my guy is way too old. Maybe one day in the old geezer division, I guess.
My mom competed into her 60s. Crazy old woman. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m) 156
Rolls in with a 14", six pound koi.
Posted by: rickb223 I brought in a live koi in a bucket that big for dissection day in Biology class in 9th grade. Mrs. Tuck did not want to kill it and brought it home to put in her pond. Another girl classmate brought in two nice brown trout (dead) from her home stream and pond. Teacher dissected them, but took the meat home for dinner. Posted by: Fish Tales From 1970 at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (oftw2) 157
In re: AOC knows nothing--
I'm still wondering how a college can give somebody who claims to be a socialist a degree in economics and not lose its accreditation. Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (VkDi+) 158
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income DDG AI: The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million. Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov) 159
My AO has a larger than normal number of troons. I find this annoying, and I make sure my domicile is secure.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ) Yeah you would think they were last ones you need to worry about, but thats starting to sound like them thars friendly indians. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:40 PM (snZF9) 160
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) 161
Goldfish show might fit in my budget.
Posted by: Very Fixed Income Flush 'em if they don't place. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 08:33 PM (RiE77) --- ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD!!! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ESVrU) 162
DDG AI: The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million.
Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov) Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:42 PM (snZF9) 163
I'm still wondering how a college can give somebody who claims to be a socialist a degree in economics and not lose its accreditation.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 08:38 PM (VkDi+) The entire department is probably 95% socialist at Boston U. They’d have failed her if they caught her reading Smith, Von Mises, Hayek or Friedman. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:42 PM (6ydKt) 164
Flush 'em if they don't place.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Anyone else know what a Pittsburgh Potty is? Posted by: Artie From Altoona at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (oftw2) 165
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) 166
Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open.
Posted by: Berserker Is this still about goldfish, or are we back to AOC? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov) 167
Koi are glorified carp. One of my gangs great joys was a good old fashioned carp shoot. Stop at Dad's bakery, get some week old day old bread left out back for a farmer, ride our bikes out to the creek with shotguns on the handlebars, cast bread upon the water and let the fun begin.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (gm9Sb) 168
Frigging thing better be able to drive a race car, or kick a field goal. Anything other than float around the water with it's mouth open.
Posted by: Berserker Is this still about goldfish, or are we back to AOC? Posted by: mikeski *SNORT Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (xGgfV) 169
I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) --- Oh, sure, Washington was quite the badass, but the real question is, "What would Brian Boitano do?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (ESVrU) 170
lol I showed that George Washington vid to my 12 year old grandson and he thinks it’s the greatest thing ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (otNgF) 171
165 I played that Washington video at the end. All I could think was what the hell did I just watch?
Posted by: LKP at February 16, 2026 08:41 PM (ylpKQ) Aren't drugs wonderful? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9) It was like Beck Hansen doing Schoolhouse Rock. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 16, 2026 08:45 PM (kvcnI) 173
The most expensive goldfish ever sold is a Kōhaku Koi named "S Legend," which fetched a staggering $1.8 million. ____________ Tasted awful. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:48 PM (tgvbd) 174
And could you imagine the screaming if they 'update' The Sound of Music with modern sensibilities? Young Babysitter falls for Older Sailor... sounds more like Pron Hub but with Music!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 08:00 PM (mP0Kj) Da hills be’s alive wit da sound of Jive! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:51 PM (otNgF) 175
Bi-di bi-di bi-di bi-di buttcheeks
Posted by: Twiki at February 16, 2026 08:51 PM (/HDaX) 176
Tasted awful.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 08:48 PM (tgvbd) https://youtu.be/Khb2u2LPQas Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:52 PM (6ydKt) 177
The carp family are mostly pests, but Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona. It's legal to catch them, but they must be released alive. They clean the canals, ponds, and irrigation ditches.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis, The Flying Fisherman. at February 16, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2) 178
174 Korvettenkapitan Von Trapp. Coolest DJ name evah!
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 08:53 PM (gm9Sb) 179
Elaine Farrell's music needs an upgrade. It sounds like modified Miami Vice.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 08:54 PM (VExqf) 180
“ Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona.”
The political class always takes care of themselves. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 08:55 PM (otNgF) 181
Jinkies, this is Cwazy....
Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy · Sources are reporting that the person who shot up a hockey game in Pawtucket today, killing 3 people, is a transgender Dad who goes by Roberta Esposito. This is gonna be a popsicle headache for some people, but he appears to be a diehard Trump supporter who has been warning other conservatives on Twitter not to bad mouth trans people. Just yesterday he warned @ksorbs and @RealAlexJones that "we" (transgender people) are going to "go BESERK" if people keep bashing men like him. I'll have more on this later. Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 16, 2026 08:55 PM (TGPs7) 182
The carp family are mostly pests, but Sonoran Suckers are protected in Arizona. It's legal to catch them, but they must be released alive. They clean the canals, ponds, and irrigation ditches.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis Sonora? As in, the Mexican state? So we've got immigrant fish doing housekeeping work? Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov) 183
43 Nothing of consequence below the equator.
Posted by: Boss Moss ....................................... Yea, you tell them!! Posted by: Canada at February 16, 2026 08:57 PM (sAmhv) 184
When i was 12 or 13, my buddy and I would catch carp in the local reservoir and bring them to the local Chinese restaurant and trade them for Chinese food. They ate them somehow. Also was camping once and fishing for Channel Catfish at night, but caught a bunch of eels. The Korean family camping there were happy to take them off my hands.
Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at February 16, 2026 08:58 PM (oftw2) Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt) 186
184 Friend's Dad, guy about my age, has prepared and put carp into his smoker. I tried some and it's not bad as in I wouldn't turn it down.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2026 09:00 PM (gm9Sb) 187
... diehard Trump supporter who has been warning other conservatives on Twitter not to bad mouth trans people. Just yesterday he warned
@ksorbs and @RealAlexJones that "we" (transgender people) are going to "go BESERK" if people keep bashing men like him. I'll have more on this later. Posted by: Mister Ghost If true even more reason they should be warehoused as criminally insane. If not true still more reason they should be warehoused as criminally insane. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 09:02 PM (/lPRQ) Quick HitsOh no! Insider PaperThis is like losing Robert Duvall all over again. SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? Thanks to beckster. Shock: Democrats don't want to be seen around Biden, the man who garnered the most votes in American history, restored America's prestige, and presided over the "Biden Miracle Economy." Former President Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide, a comeback victory that rocketed Biden to the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination and later the White House. But with many Democrats still smarting from their party's major 2024 election setbacks, fueled in part by a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities following a disastrous debate with now-President Donald Trump, the South Carolina celebration appears to be an outlier. As they seek office in gubernatorial and congressional races in this year's elections, nine candidates who served in the Biden administration appear to be keeping their distance from the former president, according to a new report from Axios.Remember how Democrats conned this senile old fuck to abandon the race? They specifically promised him he would be hailed as a hero and praised from now until the end of all days. Liars. Even more shocking: Biden granted stealth "quiet amnesty," without congressional authorization, to nearly a million illegal aliens. Officially, there are almost 3.8 million pending cases in the immigration court backlog, but more than eight years ago, at the outset of the first Trump administration, I suggested the true number of then-pending cases (a more modest 895,000) was higher than those official statistics displayed, thanks to a legal trick called "administrative closure". As the BIA has described the practice: "Administrative closure ... is used to temporarily remove a case from an Immigration Judge's active calendar or from the Board's docket." It continued:Another shock: Lisa Murkowski says she won't support the GOP-favored SAVE Act because she doesn't want to "federalize federal elections." (What?) Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law. In other words, southern states, and only southern states, would again have to ask "mother may I?" from Congress to change the most trivial of state election laws.[Administrative closure] is a docket management tool that is used to temporarily pause removal proceedings. Administrative closure is not a form of relief from removal and does not provide an alien with any immigration status. After a case has been administratively closed, either party may move to recalendar it before the Immigration Court ... or to reinstate the appeal before the Board. [Emphasis added.]Put another way, administrative closure allows immigration judges and the BIA to shelve cases that it does not want to, or cannot, deal with, at least at the time of closure. "I want us to continue to reduce those barriers to Americans ability to vote," she said in a speech on the Senate floor Wednesday, before the procedural vote, "whether it is geographic, whether it's logistical -- we certainly know about that in Alaska -- whether it's partisan, or some other form." Free and fair elections are a cornerstone of democracy and American identity, Murkowski said. The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act would reinstate parts of the Civil Rights Era-law that the U.S. Supreme Court overturned in 2013. The centerpiece of the bill would restore the "preclearance" requirement. Until the Supreme Court struck it down, it required states with a history of discrimination to get the Justice Department to sign off before they change their voting rules.If you missed it: Rubio got a standing O from European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization.
— Jim Verdi (@jjverdi) February 16, 2026
The vaquero (Spanish: [baˈkeɾo]; Portuguese: vaqueiro, European Portuguese: [vɐˈkɐjɾu]) is a horse-mounted livestock herder of a tradition that has its roots in the Iberian Peninsula and extensively developed in what is today Mexico (then New Spain) from a method brought to the Americas from Spain. The vaquero became the foundation for the North American cowboy, in Northern Mexico, Southwestern United States, Florida and Western Canada. The cowboys of the Great Basin still use the term "buckaroo", which may be a corruption of vaquero, to describe themselves and their tradition.Vaquero is literally pronouced backero. How is this a "may be" situation? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Foist.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ) 2
Anderson Cooper cannot seem to keep a job, I guess Nepotism isn't enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (PYyV9) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ) 4
But the real question is: Will Anderson Cooper come on CBS's back?
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (se8lQ) 5
Folks have been notified of a new thread.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI) 6
People don't want to be around Biden mostly because of the smell.
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (se8lQ) Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (J9q9v) 8
Well, Biden probably smells pretty bad so it could be that
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (lJ0H4) 10
Willowed. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ggsrp) Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (cGjQu) 12
"...a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities..."
Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post? Even at the time, it made no sense to me. More likely, some Kamala ally made the post, and Biden could then either choose to tell the world he wasn't in control of his own media account, or allow his handlers to have him bow out. Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right? Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (ovdkm) 13
I'm surprised Hillary's rage at Trump hasn't literally consumed her from the inside out. What a thoroughly unpleasant woman. I hope she doesn't send out her goons against the Czech politician.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (Nx5jP) 14
‘My engorged throbbing huge penis needs orgasmic power palpitations down a deep fudge hole!’
— Eric Swolewell Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (qohbc) 15
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9) 16
>>Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right?
I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser... Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+) 17
I'm with Anna Luma if she wears a swimsuit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (abIsI) 18
"Being Liberal isn't just about being Stupid. It's about showing the world how proud you are to be Stupid."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (28lDz) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (gH8T+) 20
Venezuela is below the equator from Australia, where they speak Austrian.
Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (47/pr) 21
It's literally impossible for cowboys to have been here before the Spanish because horses weren't here before the Spanish brought them
— Matt Walsh Not exactly true. But the real truth is even worse for the Noble-Savage-worshipping white-guilt-loving woke Left: When the first Asians crossed over the frozen Bering Strait tens of thousands of years ago and suddenly became Native Americans, there were horses in North America. BUT... The new natives never learned how to tame them or ride them. Instead, they...hunted them. ... ... to extinction. Ooops. Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history. Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (se8lQ) 22
Hmm. Luna or Murkowski; Murkowski or Luna? Who's to say? It's a conundrum.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (AlhUl) 23
The equator goes through three South American countries. One of them is called Ecuador, BECAUSE THE EQUATOR RUNS THROUGH IT.
Posted by: pookysgirl with today's geography lesson at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (u82oZ) 25
Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW) 27
I hope i live long enough to see Clinton, Obama, Biden, Jarrett, Sullivan, Nuland in the dirt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX) 28
Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n7rxJ) 29
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (cxFcK) 30
When I was a kid, Yorktown Heights and parts of Somers were horse country. I grew up in Granite Springs.
I visited my local FFL Saturday. He has Radical Firearms AR10 and a 15 in stock. I am leaning towards the Ruger Hellion. Any thoughts? Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (GbONR) 31
I was on the phone with my MAGA aunt in Nashville discussing if Biden was going to bow out. I had literally just finished expressing my opinion that there was no way in hell Biden would bow out when my aunt interruped me to say "Biden just Tweeted that he's out."
And this is why I'm not a political pundit. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (gtcuf) 32
Soon you're gonna ride the range, Like grown up cowboys do. Now it's time that you were roundin' up, A dream or two. So go to sleep, My little Buckaroo. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++) 33
Hillary is as snuggly as a hobo's vinegary balls.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (wBaIH) 34
It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (PYyV9) 35
Ace must’ve posted this before Jake Tapper called Randy Fine a bigot for telling the Zohranette that called for banning dogs in NYC that we Americans prefer dogs to Islamists.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (IX8iX) 36
Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (98kQX) 37
Still many Vaqueros in Brazil and Argentina today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (6ydKt) 38
Via RC Politics:
Sen. Dave McCormick on SAVE Act: If An 80-20 Issue Can't Get 60 Votes, Something Is Amiss In The Senate --- In other news, water is wet. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (TN0g+) 39
Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing.
More like Sponge Bob videos to be on the same mental level as Joey "The Studmuffin" Biden who will kick your ass in his wet dreams.... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (J9q9v) 40
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============ There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (n7rxJ) 41
Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR) 42
Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ) 44
Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post?
Yeah someone posted on his social media account -- probably the Raggedy Ann spox -- and then convinced Jill Biden they were backed into a corner and couldn't reverse it Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9) 45
>>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) 46
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) 47
It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============== Rubio buttered it up with references to "love." Good cop bad cop. By the way, did you mean Vance rather than Trump? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (n7rxJ) 48
Bride of PI just got back from her mammogram.
I legit just got to ask, "How are your boobies?" Due to some tissue anomalies, she now has to do the contrast kind, so she said it would probably be a week until she gets her results. Question for the Horde: How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF) 49
Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz) Is that the much longed-for sequel to Operation "It's Her Turn?" Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (wVcYX) 50
You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (XV/Pl) 51
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) --------- My name is Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (i1VVh) 52
Even if Venezuela was below the equator I'm not sure wtf Sandy is talking about.
Is she saying the U.S. can't interfere anywhere in the Global South np matter what, but that the people of the Global South can invade the Global North anytime they want? Because that seems to be the position of a future Dem presidential nominee. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt) 53
There is a very big distinction between cowboy and Vaquero. The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner, the cowboy used his horse as a tool.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (0KSrI) 54
>>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+) Backed by the surviving members of Miami Sound Machine? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (gH8T+) 56
Blowing off work and staying home > "Administrative Closure"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX) 57
Slick Willie was left out of the Democrat's Presidents Day celebration of great Democrat presidents. I guess the Clintons and the Bidens have been unpersoned.
https://is.gd/Lq1mUV They should unperson Obama and the beautiful and charming Mooch as well but can't because, well, you know. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Vs5rR) 58
Pillage Idiot
Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos". Hope the new year is kind to you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (u82oZ) 59
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB) 60
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) She makes the politic world go round! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (wVcYX) 61
If a Republican had said Venezuela was below the Equator the talking heads would be howling heads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++) 62
She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.
AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult. I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (NFX2v) 63
Gah. I watched that clip of Hillary. That hurt.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F) 64
I’m starting to like Rubio. He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (IX8iX) 65
My name is Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea ============= If I were at a press conference and he called on me, I'd ask him to say "Looo-SEEEEE!" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ) 66
I would let her explain 'cowgirl' to me.
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (5FKHw) 67
I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.
*which is every time she does or says anything, I know. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++) 69
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (XV/Pl) 70
Cortez is the proper spelling. Cortes, the Conquistador, used the English spelling because he was English.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (GbONR) Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C) 72
Mario should tell AOC that she's got some splainin to do.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++) 73
Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos".
Hope the new year is kind to you. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM Howdy NaCly! You are a wise man. Year starting a bit rough over here, but not too bad. I hope you have a WAY better year than last year! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (HlyYF) 74
There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work.
True, but someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (PYyV9) 75
How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",
Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (a4flb) 76
Thomas Bender, they have been served at the TXMoMe thanks to Pete Bog.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (0KSrI) 77
He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake. Posted by: Farmer Bob ============= Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf) 79
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes ===== It's jarring. Undistilled evil. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8AONa) 80
Dr Lexus's Airline pilot ex-wife >> AOC
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (wVcYX) 82
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB) --- Talk about being unable to read a room. The guy laughing and saying he's sorry for upsetting her was awesome. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s) 83
Cuber.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (gtcuf) 84
I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.
Tip for the GAINZZZZZ Thread: tape the Hillary Smug Face on to a heavy bag and amplify your workout. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (a4flb) 85
Eric Swallowell has everything Gavin Newsom has except for a rich, powerful patron.
Small town pol. check Empty headed. check Narcissistic. check Mindlessly ambitious and amoral. check Party creature. check Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX) 86
someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ============ Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight like "culture is thin," mixes a cocktail of Venezuela, the Equator, cowboys, and slaves, shakes it, and pours it into a glass. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (n7rxJ) 87
Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
She would still give you that wild eyed stare with flared nostrils, try a bag over the head too Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (PYyV9) 88
I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk? Maybe that's the secret to dealing with her, gallons of Chardonnay. Get her drunk and let her fall down and whack her head.
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades. Which I know is no excuse for Monica in the Oval Office, etc or his rapey behavior of others and adultery. However, she's torture enough and should be in Gitmo. Both as an evil person of corruption and to use to torture others when waterboarding fails. Also! I have never seen another nose like that of Occasional Sandy Eruption of Blather Cortez, their new standard. What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one! Her nose looks cartoonish. Like one Bluto from Popeye made from a frog, or one of those squished frogs in formaldehyde in a jar. Definitely a frog somehow, smushed on hot asphalt from a tire, then glued onto her face. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (WONhk) 89
The story behind the unusual appellative, Cabeza de Vaca (Cow’s Head), which decorates the coat of arms of the illustrious Cabeza de Vaca family is quite interesting. The name was earned by a simple local shepherd who offered his service to King Alfonso VIII during an important battle that was the turning point in the Reconquista in the 13th century.
The Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa took place on July 16, 1212. The Catholic victory removed the danger of a Muslim invasion of the Catholic kingdoms and contributed to the ruin of the Almohad Empire. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (HXT0k) 90
Hillary is not used to an honest debate. She simply will kill you and dump you in a public park if you disagree with her.
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich, All But Forgotten at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ksqrb) 91
77- well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX) 92
How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF) --- Depends on how you ask. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s) 93
I like how all of these Dem prez potentials show up in Munich solely to shore up their foreign policy resume by kissing Euro-ass and telling them everything will be right back to normal in three years.
Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) 94
Christopher R Taylor
Here is the difference: Vance: You are very stupid in the head with your failed policies. Fix yourself (In Dad speak.) Rubio: Your failed policies hurt out partnership that goes back a thousand years. Fix your errors so we can stand tall together. (in pillow talk) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (u82oZ) 95
75 How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",
Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM Good advice! I can handle thrown shoes. However, I have been working on the shooting skills of both Bride of PI and our youngest daughter. BOTH are now better shooters than I am! I guess that means I now should be extra nice to all of the females still residing in the house. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (HlyYF) 96
77 Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) ====== Hope is all we have. Also, I'm much more forgiving of people personally disliking Trump and coming around (because personality fights are stupid) than actual policy fights as pushed by adult men who understand words that they're saying (Rubio and amnesty). Vance > Rubio Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (GBKbO) 97
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender It's funny to think somewhere a long time ago, some Cuban said out loud, "You know what this pork sandwich needs? MOAR PORK~!" Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (diia5) 98
I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX) 99
50 You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?
the enrico pallazo edition, perhaps? Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (edU/H) 100
That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp) 101
Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight
Yeah maybe. At least she's not claiming her staff is failing her and firing them over and over. There's not much you can do with a politician that cannot take direction and is too dumb to realize it. So far at least she's not tried the "I'm just a girl tee hee" defense yet Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (PYyV9) 102
Make the Crusades Great Again:
A letter describing the success of Las Navas de Tolosa to Pope Innocent III relates: “The Saracen horsemen had numbered 185,000, as we afterward learned in a true account from certain servants of the Sultan whom we took prisoner. The foot soldiers were innumerable. On their side 100,000 armed men fell in battle, perhaps more, according to the estimates of the Saracens we later captured. Of the army of the Lord only some 20 or 30 Christians fell in our whole host – a fact not to be mentioned without the most fervent thanksgiving, and one scarcely to be believed, unless it be thought a miracle. What cause for joy and thanksgiving! "Yet there is one cause for regret here: That so few in such a vast army went to Christ as martyrs.” Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (HXT0k) 103
They spelled "fetid" wrong.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (0MjtC) 104
Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:
https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz) 105
>>>What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one!
~~~~~ It always reminds me of a B2. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (3ImbR) 106
At least AOC doesn't speak with a ridiculously over the top cartoonish lah-TEEEEE-no accent like that fat pig Ana Navarro. I'll give her that.
Anthony Cumia just had a clip up with Miss Piggy doing her Latin minstrel show act on The View. EEEE-ting Borrrr-EEEEE-tos een CAh-tah-LEEEE-nah Cahl-ee-FOOOORN-ia. It's so cringe I got douche chills. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf) 107
71 We know she’s retarsed, but she’s young hot and hates whites.
We love her. Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C) I know that's a typo, but I like it, and I move to include "retarsed" in the official AOSHQ vernacular. We all know what it means, and it's funny, and it's wouldn't be offensive to the actual developmentally disabled version of retarded people. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz) 108
Ruger makes Vaquero model revolvers. Years ago almost got a matched pair in 45 (or was it 44mag?).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (/lPRQ) 109
Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history.
Posted by: zombie True, but they weren't cowboys because there were no fucking cows. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (diia5) 110
On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX) 111
104 Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:
https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz) ===== I'm mostly just trying to write a review of a Hammer Film from 1950 and wasting time by visiting the 3rd best place on the internet (1st: my YouTube channel, 2nd, my webzone). Sure, I subscribed to the Substack. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (GBKbO) 112
She’s a Peruvian retarsed! I like it!
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (IX8iX) 113
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch. Posted by: Diogenes ============== Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) 114
Europeans to AOC: "Shut up and serve us our drinks, Sandy!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (xG4kz) 115
The worst part about leftists being idiots is that they’re idiots and they win.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (+gHpb) 116
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.
- When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) 117
well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX) --- I don't think he was rolled or being tribalistic I think he was following the WSJ Editorial Board's official """conservative""" position. What made that untenable was not just Trump, but Biden giving the game away by flooding the zone. Only the softest of soft-headed GOPe could tolerate that, and their corporate masters are still trying to get something while they yet have some pull. When the Turtle is gone, they lose a lot of their power. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s) 118
Fox News
AOC accuses Israel of genocide in Germany where Holocaust was launched, sparking outrage Benjamin Weinthal Sat, February 14, 2026 In part, "Tom Gross, an expert on international affairs, told Fox News digital that "AOC has flown all the way to Munich — infamous as the city in which Hitler staged his Nazi Beer Hall Putsch that marked the beginning of the road to the Holocaust — in order to smear the Jewish people further with a phony genocide allegation." Gross added, "Such preposterous allegations of ‘genocide’ form the bedrock of modern anti-Semitic incitement against Jews in the U.S. and globally. This shocking ignorance and insensitivity by Ocasio-Cortez should rule her out of any potential presidential bid or other high office." Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (NFX2v) 119
Unfortunately no one asked why Killary blessed a coup. in Ukraine.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (0KSrI) 120
Hillary not only hates Trump, she hates everyone who voted for him. I'm not sure that she doesn't hate most everyone.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) 121
That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp) ~~~~~ Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR) 122
I find myself often wondering why she wasn't 50 points ahead in the 2016 election.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (28lDz) 123
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes ============== Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) She's easily distracted by balloons, though. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (wVcYX) 124
Oops
>>Thomas Pritzker steps down from Hyatt, citing association with Jeffrey Epstein https://tinyurl.com/4xczhepy Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m) 125
When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) ~~~~~ I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) 126
A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Legend has it that "Guantanamera" was a love song to a woman who was late with her man's steak sandwich because she was getting schtupped by her side piece. No mention of the Cuban sandwich. Posted by: Zombie Fulgencio Batista at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (Ksqrb) 127
Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) ==== Well, that is his best argument. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX) 128
I think Biden and Jill agreed, then his content person tweeted it out asap before they could change their mind. No one thinks Biden was handling his own social media account.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (pZEOD) 129
55 >>The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner
Oh...it was like that, was it? was that wrong? nobody told me it was wrong. Posted by: catherine the great at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (edU/H) 130
125 When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) ~~~~~ I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) ===== Bill's skill at cunilingus on Huma. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO) 131
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! Reliving 2016 election night for eternity. Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (MGB5H) 132
127 Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt) ==== Well, that is his best argument. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX) ===== And his polling has crashed since. Poor douche-nozzle. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO) 133
125- I think it’s every day of her life already- she has no joy, no peace, no true friends. Only her failure and hatred.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (IX8iX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (u82oZ) 135
Gotta give credit to whoever organized the comic entertainment for the Munich Security Conference. AOC, Whitmer and Hillary with a guy in a dress. Comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0nHVk) 136
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ? ===== Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa) 137
Billy Jeff makes a deathbed conversion to islam to collect his 72 virgins only to find out that killary has been cloned 72 times.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0KSrI) 138
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decade
Fuck him. He deserves that pig. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (RJBgA) 139
Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR) --- In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary! And then she'd talk some more. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anderson Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (se8lQ) Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (g6TN6) 142
I see by your outfit that you are a vaquero. You see by my outfit that I am one, too. We see by our outfits that we are both vaqueros. If you get yourself an outfit, you can be one, too! Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (tgvbd) 144
Hillary needs to wash her hair.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi) 145
Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR) Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible. Posted by: Diogenes Some really stupid people in the Legislature. Might be a single item qualifier if no other skillets are available. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD) 147
139 In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary!
And then she'd talk some more. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s) ====== I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027. Gonna be great. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (NFX2v) 149
Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (PYyV9) 151
I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.
- When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR) They're not "stuck together." They are coworkers, and have been part of the same organization that rapes children and the American people with impunity. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (P5en5) 152
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) All Trump, all the time, just smirking at her. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (zYpTz) 153
"Vaquero is literally pronounced backero."
From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came? Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk) 154
Hillary is not used to an honest debate. Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich ============== But really, she isn't. It makes me wonder why she even volunteered for a panel where her interlocutors weren't pre-screened tongue-bathers. Very stupid counter to Macinka's remark about gender. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (n7rxJ) 155
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) ——————— She’ll spend eternity in the Oval Office lobby, but the door will never open. Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (u73oe) 156
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR) --- The lake of fire will ask for some time off. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s) 157
Vanilla S. S., baby.
Posted by: a pun in search of a joke Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (se8lQ) 158
147. I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027.
Gonna be great. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Let's see if it's her sister and Hillary once again. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v) 159
>>I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi Election Night 2016, over and over again. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gH8T+) 160
Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp) 161
Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa) I laffed. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (zYpTz) 162
Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
Posted by: Jackson K. Or a really big apple as a ball gag. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ) 163
The vaquero / buckaroo linguistic connection is interesting. It hadn't occurred to me before.
Insert "The More You Know" rainbow graphic. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (3VXNH) 164
From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk) --- I'm really enjoying white liberal women explaining to everyone that all the Native Americans were trannies and gay. I bet the tribal guys in particular love hearing that. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s) 165
I knew a man with a corkscrew peen
He searched and searched for a corkscrew queen With a corkscrew mish to match his junk Met him this morning in an awful funk He said he finally found a girl to his purpose With a love canal like a woodscrew's surface. I asked him the cause of his dismay He said: her spiral goes the opposite way! Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf) 166
98 I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX) Totally immune. He got that literal cordscrew from banging into walls running from Hillary. Think Brokeback Mountain of Chappedick. But not a happy time for Bill, after taking the blue pill, waiting for his quickie from a phone call, and Hil walks in ready for action. Somethings gotta give if you are running in that condition. It's a medical fact (ok, I made this up). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk) 167
Election Night 2016, over and over again.
Exactly. And everything recreated to 120% fidelity including her smelly Depends. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD) 168
Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc) 169
62 She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.
AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult. I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.) Posted by: L - No nic She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD) 170
I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi) 171
Cafe? Cafe!!!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (NFX2v) 172
Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy) 173
Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Even that is too cruel for George Soros. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD) 174
169 She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD) ===== 70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola. Odds are AOC is 100% white. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO) 175
I couldn't have imagined 35 years ago that Hillary would be the more criminal of the two.
Then again I thought they would have taken down Willie Brown by now as well. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX) 176
Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office. It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ) Especially because she made it obvious when she was running that her Presidential ambitions were all about grinding men under her jackbooted heel. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (kTyBw) 177
Your words about Hillary are hurtful and are all lies!
Posted by: Lanny Davis, more Renfield than Renfield at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (28lDz) 178
Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (+gHpb) 179
Among those not highlighting Biden this cycle is Deb Haaland, a former House member from New Mexico who served as Department of the Interior secretary in the Biden administration and is now running for governor in the blue-leaning state. The former president isn't mentioned on Haaland's campaign website.
Left out this quote is she has a BA in English, was a single mom, has a couple of DUIs, couched surfed for housing, has a degree in Indian law, failed the bar exam, was a counselor, a Indian casino manager, a Democrat party hack starting in 2012, and was appointed as Sec. of the Interior as a DEI hire by Biden. I affectionately think of her as Chief Dreamcatcher. Now she is running for NM governor. If she wins the state will instantly sink to being ranked lower than Albania. failed her bar exam and never tried again, is a former Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (tqpXi) 180
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass. Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM ------ So she knows a lot. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (VWtfl) 181
Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.
Posted by: banana Dream Pigs Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (MGB5H) 182
70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.
Odds are AOC is 100% white. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO) I think she is Latina. I love Puerto Rico, well, the parts that aren’t crumbling to the ground. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (pZEOD) 183
On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles. Posted by: Count de Monet ============ Add an erect member and a dripping sheath and you'll have some Swalwell poetry! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (n7rxJ) 184
Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc) This is a joke, right? Rip says to Uncle Miltie, "I'm not gonna f**k her, you do it." Miltie says "Not even with your ass, Rip." Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (eN9Ag) 185
I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi) --- Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) 186
I can't say I've had a wide variety of Cuban sandwiches.
I had an awesome one in Tampa decades ago. But my local deli sells one on a ciabatta roll that is great except they've loaded it up with bits of dill pickle in the meat. I don't dislike pickles but at some point that's all you can taste. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt) 187
I love to roam out yonder
Out where the buffalo wander Free as the eagle flying I'm a-roping and a-tying. A-roping and a-tying... Give me my bridle and saddle And my old pinto I'll straddle I'll get the cowboys a-riding Out where the rustlers are hiding. It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s). Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) 188
Democrats flaunt their ignorance and stupidity like a badge of honor.
Posted by: Not shocking anymore at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (TbWk/) 189
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM
Be advised that discussion of the direction things should be properly rotated can be a sensitive subject on this blog. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1) 190
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) ===== Do you still go out into the field, so to speak? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (GBKbO) 191
I have liked Hillary twice:
1) When she was throw into the SUV 2) When she was photographed falling down concrete stairs in Europe somewhere I liked her as well being forced to sit by Bill when he said he did not have sex with "that woman." Then going to Marine One with ugly Chelsea between them. Then waiting til the next day to concede to President Trump in 2016, after a rumored bender of screaming and throwing something at a tv. I would pay for that video, the moment she knew she lost! I doubt I could last 5 minutes without wanting to slap her. I'd win. Easy pickings from what I've seen, unless they have her pumped full of primo stuff, which somehow cured her wonky eyeball. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (WONhk) 192
"I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser..."
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+) I was left with the impression that what sure seemed like dementia was actually being caused by the cancer drugs he was taking. So maybe it was just that on special occasions they simply skipped his treatment for a day or two. But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet. Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm) 193
Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy) When he was a kid, his mom brought men over to have their way with him. I suppose that's what he means. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (eN9Ag) 194
Trump must really hate Ecuador.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (cwGMH) 195
In a just world, hills would be serving 5 consecutive life sentences
Posted by: Oh well at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (MmH/W) 196
I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) 197
196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) ===== Technically, it was yesterday. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO) 198
169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?
Yes. And NYC, lots. AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City. While many are bilingual, the community encompasses a wide range of English and Spanish proficiency, with some younger generations navigating identity through a mix of both, sometimes leading to discussions about language fluency. Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v) 199
Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day Posted by: Skip =============== Groundhog Day, Groundhog Hour -- hell, it's one big Now. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (/Chlc) 201
70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.
Odds are AOC is 100% white. 99.9% of Puerto Ricans on the island have an STD in one form or another. AOC should get tested. Posted by: Dr. Fauci at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ksqrb) 202
196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6) Dead at 95. Every movie was elevated by his presence. Like Denzel Washington. Except Duvall's white. And dead. Posted by: The great Duvall-Washington debate at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (TbWk/) 203
Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.* ( * In a way that can be traced back to me. ) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ) 204
The Taino were pretty much wiped out in Puerto Rico. AOC is probably of European ancestry
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ggsrp) 205
203 Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.* ( * In a way that can be traced back to me. ) Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ) ===== I was just curious about your opinion of scope/emotional levels compared to yesteryear. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (GBKbO) 206
My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (/Chlc) 207
I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (cwGMH) 208
I love the smell of Napalm in the morning
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0) 209
It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s).
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) --- It's kind of obviously Spanish in origin. How do you get cowboys from the English? They saw cavalry as a secondary arm, and riding as the exclusive province of the aristocracy, as did France and Germany. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s) 210
When Hillary was doing her phony-baloney "listening tour" while running for the Senate as a carpetbagger, she gave a speech at a hotel in my neighborhood. A buddy and I decided to try and attend, just because we were bored and it was a big deal happening just a few blocks away.
The security goons stopped us before we could get anywhere near the hotel. One of them told us: "The general public can't get in to hear her. All the seats are reserved for donors and insiders." Pretty much says it all. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (gtcuf) 211
Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz) 212
Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s) ~~~~~ Pray that he's got great security. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) 214
But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet.
Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm) Hunter Biden was asked in an email around 2018 or so (definitely in Trumps first term) how his father was, how was the dementia? Hunter replied it was getting worse. They've known since Biden left the vice-presidency that he was losing it and rolled him out there to run for president anyhow. I doubt Biden would've gotten the nomination had it not been for COVID. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt) 215
Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM Does anyone really know what time it is? Posted by: Chicago at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (edU/H) 217
I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance . Posted by: Opinion fact ============ "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... CARBON!" He was ratioed to smithereens on that. Did he walk it back? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ) 218
Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO) Then I remember it like it was only yesterday... Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6) 219
213 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) A zoophile cowboy is a cowpoke. Posted by: Kinda gross at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (TbWk/) 220
169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?
Yes. And NYC, lots. AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City. I like to be in America, O.K. by me in America, Everything free in America— Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (lCppi) Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk) 222
I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz) --- He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..." Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) 223
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Hillary! is one of those rare politicians whose numbers rise the longer she's off the campaign trail and just let the dinosaur media sing her praises. The moment she opens her yap, the numbers fall. Same thing happened with Biden. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (cxFcK) 224
A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl) Wrangler? Ranch hand? Cattle Driver? I guess Im not sure what they actually do. Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (lCppi) 225
I've always been partial to bullboys.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1) 226
Hahahaha, I can just see some twink trying that gender neutral shit around a bunch of Cowboys.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0KSrI) 227
Pray that he's got great security.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR) --- The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (cwGMH) 229
Like, what happened in like Venezuela and like Maduro was bad, right, but, like, uh, like, really shouldn't the U.S. I mean.
Posted by: Guess Who I am Now at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 230
That Check guy speaks better English than most Americans.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ht3QZ) 231
If her name was just Hillary Rodham, she would have topped out as a state legislator in the lower house. She's thoroughly unlikable. Whereas Bill could convince you he was your best friend, even if he forgot about you five seconds afterwards. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (tgvbd) 232
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) 233
Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v) ~~~~~ Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR) 234
88 I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43 ------ She's always drunk. And has terrible body odor. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (VWtfl) 235
He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."
Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) "Ok, Boomer Grannie" was his thought bubble. Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (lCppi) 236
Ocasio-Cortez is epically stupid. Nice to say that broadcast far and wide.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (L6dcX) 237
232 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) ======== She'll just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (GBKbO) 238
Thanks for the Pendragon Merlin tip. I spent 5 hours watching that Friday.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ht3QZ) 239
My favorite part of HGWB's funeralizing was seeing Hillary realize she won't have a state funeral.Her face was not grieving the dead but her own death. You could see her want to stomp her cloven feet.
My other favorite part was at the end, when the coffin was leaving, and Jeb throwing President Trump a laser glare with Laura almost crying from a note. GWB looking forward like he knew. Oh, something was in those notes. I think it was this, from Trump: "We know your Daddy was in Dallas on 11/22/63 and what he did." Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk) 240
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi) --- Isn't she going to primary Schumer this year? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 241
That gasoline smell!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (Cjt/F) 242
Then I remember it like it was only yesterday...
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6) He's been dead to me for some time. He knows what he did. Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (jhZBj) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) 244
>> Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law.
Show us your tits. There are only a few times I wished Congress was like Mardi Gras. This is one. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (jlI90) 245
Movie content you can use:
Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) 246
LASue, Cowboy covers, feeding , doctoring, range management, fencing repair and a dozen other things and that's just the cows.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (0KSrI) 247
Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR)
Saw that too. They think all Puerto Rican men are gay. Not sure why. Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (L6dcX) 248
Was he in a tomato patch?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ht3QZ) 249
245 Movie content you can use:
Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) ====== "30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) 250
>>>The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet.
~~~~~ I dunno...she's got that Chucky look about her. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (3ImbR) 251
206 My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09 I meant in PR. Maybe I misread the original comment I was responding to, I thought it was referencing people in Puerto Rico. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Wmg4n) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (kTyBw) 253
Worked with three Puerto Ricans (here in the mainland).
All three didn't want anything to do with the place. One was particularly upset that, "Nobody calls people from Iowa "Iowans" if they handn't lived there for decades". Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ) 254
I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure.
I think this Munich trip is her throwing her hat in the ring. And now, she will be running for President the rest of her life. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cxFcK) Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (Wmg4n) 256
He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s) It was beautiful. I've watched it over and over! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz) 257
OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) A steer Posted by: Transitioned beef at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/) 258
Could AOC be deluded enough to run for prez in 2028? I bet Obama Himself would tell her to step back. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (n7rxJ) 259
For all the aos old timers , you will remember ace always blamed the Puerto Rican kids when he screwed up.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cwGMH) 260
OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf) --- An ox. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ZOv7s) 261
BTW picture this. Since Johnson is from Louisiana, imagine him, hair messed up, beer spilled on his shirt, tie half-tied, three sheets to the wind, and smelling like bourbon. Ana Paulina shows him the goodies and he tosses her some beads.
I’d vote for that. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (jlI90) 262
Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1) 263
I wrote and erotic poem, inspired by Fartman. "While I screamed, she bent her lips and huge chompers to mine. Kissing and motorboating her huge pendulous and succulent hispanic titties with her delicious chocolate nipples hard as pebbles till veins imploded and exploded, till blood and hot sauce rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting and her juicy booty secreting her musky hispanic womanly scents." Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (et1vG) 264
Cows are female like the Force.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90) 266
Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90) 268
That term comes from steerolize.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (ht3QZ) 269
TJM
Then Buck Rogers will be about the tattered remnants of Americans fighting back against their evil Han overlords. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD) 270
"30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show. I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt) 271
Cows are female like the Force.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ) The future is cows? Posted by: Pork bellies at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/) 272
[AOC] just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides. Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That is an acceptable outcome though I could get on board with her ending up pole dancing for tips in a cowboy themed gentlemen's club in Puerto Rico. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (tqpXi) 273
Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1) --- She's also ranting to one of the countries that's lukewarm on the whole war in the first place. The Czechs know the score, and don't give a rat's ass about where the border in Ukraine is, because it moves all the time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (ZOv7s) 274
Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk) Brimstone...it was brimstone. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (jlI90) 276
15 I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9) _____________________________ She strikes me as someone who binges those idiotic "history" posts on Tik Tok taking them as fact, when probably 80% are embellished our outright false. Idiots tend to try and prove their intelliigence by slamming some obscure "fact" on the table without considering the consequences of being proved wrong. Then they default to the "victim status" of "beligerent insistence" mode....or both. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske) 277
The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenlly I thought that I read he was in the Dims' race for Nanzi's seat against that "He For Sure Is A Groomer And A Pedophile" California state senator. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (xG4kz) 278
'Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide'
Stolen just like his presidential 'victory' Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (fd80v) 279
Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show.
I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt) --- Erin Gray. 'Nuff said. She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s) 280
245 Movie content you can use:
Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD) ====== "30's nostalgia is a thing, right?" -some studio exec Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO) --- I don't trust ANYONE that's even close to Hollywood to adapt an IP without destroying it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ESVrU) 281
The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) 282
Well, I'm no fan of Puerto Ricans either ever since Carmen Quintero beat me for the General Excellence Medal in grammar school.
No, I haven't forgotten you, Carmen, you DEI medal stealer. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR) 283
Or am I wrong about the furry little robot and that was from another show.
I remember some kind of bear-looking robot on a sci-fi show. I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt) 284
Doesn't San Juan have all those castle walls?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ht3QZ) 285
'BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety'
Cooper will leave a gaping hole at CBS News. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (fd80v) 286
"European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization."
This is the kinda poetry I want to see in history books... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (nt9oY) 287
Battlestar Galactica had the dagget.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ht3QZ) 288
Riley needs to grab AOC by her hair, drag her to bed, and put a baby in her. It's your turn to be the man, ese. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (xG4kz) 289
Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (28lDz) 290
281 The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) Thanks. I knew it was somewhere. I remember that robot now. They were doing Buck Rogers reruns on one of the TV networks a few years ago. I watched a few episodes just to take me back to first grade. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (6ydKt) 291
The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.
Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD) --- The daggit was played by a monkey. Seriously. Monkey in the suit. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s) 292
Nood
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (cxFcK) 293
I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was. Posted by: SpeakingOf Erin Gray Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (xG4kz) 294
Erin Gray. 'Nuff said.
She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s) That's her! She was beautiful in that show. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt) 295
Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ) He is from Florida, and he had a core constituency of Cubans coming up. There was always a concern about naturalization of that group. Since then we had Biden and seriously has been threatening the Cuban (and other established) communities Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR) 296
"Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS"
Wait, how did he wind up at CBS? He wasn't gay enough for CNN? Next stop: Bravo. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (nt9oY) 297
nood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Cjt/F) 298
I have to admire the discipline of AOC's man-harem from her bartending days for keeping those devil's threesome homemade sex tapes of her under wraps for all these years. I mean, she was a bartender in New Yawk, you KNOW that she was down for filming her own home porn movies. Of course, that's just speculation on my part... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (kTyBw) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (Vs5rR) 300
160 Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp What did the Nazis do to deserve that? Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE) 301
I hope they burned the chair Hillary sat in. Otherwise the plague will return to Europe.
That wench tried to undermine the US government with the Russia hoax. Her and that Twinkie Obama, two cowards, got the men in Benghazi killed. She’s was all in on the COVID undermining of our Bill of Rights. I mean, there’s too much to list. So sit the fuck down you fat ugly cow. You useless stupid piece of shit who will never be president, LOSER. What an angry muffin topped bitch. Can take the heat, fatso? Hey, Trump says hello. From the White House. You know the president who kicked your cottage cheese ass down the stairs. Oh look, he’s wagging his dick at you. Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (jlI90) 302
60 36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though..... Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go..... Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v) You know, every time you guys start talking about AOC like this, it makes me want to throw up. She is a half step from necrophilia as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: Nelly at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (7gpcF) 303
Last?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Vpqw1) 304
lol, I was referring to how white Sandy is. My mother couldn’t talk to her German grandparents because they spoke no English and she no German.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (GbONR) 305
Anderson Cooper holding a real job would involve a hole in a wall.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 16, 2026 07:43 PM (H0l69) 306
There's an unhealthy obsession with AOC among a certain male demographic.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (jtM2q) Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?Is it fart-porn? I understand he's a flatulence exhibitionist. Butt-trumpets right on national TV.
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![]() "While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine," the passage reads...That's "The Royal She." Xe means ximself. ... adding the pair kept kissing "till veins imploded and exploded ... For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "And there beauty was, formless and magnificent -- a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran," Swalwell wrote in the poem. "Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit -- my scar is beautiful." Swalwell continued: "While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "In the morning, I awoke beside beauty's shadow -- her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously."It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. I'm going to use my psychic powers to read Eric Swalwell's gay mind. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Why do you hate us?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) 2
I'm not sure I did them a favor but I alerted the previous thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) 3
Was Fang Fang a dude?
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (YwEeS) 4
1 Why do you hate us?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) Yes.. Why punish us ? Posted by: It's me donna at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (mS7ek) Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (1wjle) 6
I am confused.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ) 7
Gag. I hope this is a short thread. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) 8
One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 9
It is far to late to get Gilbert Gottfried to read that work. We once had that chance, but the chance has passed, never to return.
Pity. The world is awash in pity. Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR) 10
I won't say I'm a sex expert but forms are usually involved.
and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) 11
Fang Fang was a tucker?
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 12
One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) He's allowed to film in prison? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e) 13
How does one bend their lips?
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gtcuf) 14
3 Was Fang Fang a dude? Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM No, and neither is his wife. But somehow an arm suspiciously matching Swalwell found its way to Grindr. That aside, and just in case any of our resident trolls are confused, this type of poetry will NOT result with an actual woman in your bed. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (OoFl2) 15
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) 16
Whyyy is everything gay?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (XV/Pl) 17
If this blog gets any gayer, I may have to go find someplace more vibrant and straight.
Posted by: The Great Poofter at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (oftw2) 18
Damn. Its just a matter of time before we're going to learn that Swalwell is also a Kenyan Muslim.
Posted by: Murray Head at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+) 19
and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) Sounds like he's describing a tree collapsing on his house. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) 20
You're so gay, you probably think this song is about you.
Posted by: Karly Simon at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Q+gd/) 21
12 He lives in the US.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (YwEeS) 22
Off chess-related sock.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (gH8T+) 24
Also, thank you, Ace for the call out. I think. lol.
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (OoFl2) 25
I can't even.
Posted by: Ice-T at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (28lDz) 26
Gag. I hope this is a short thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (j10i6) 27
Old Garrett sure screwed the pooch some time back, and Ace hasn't forgotten.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (PV3WW) 28
It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace Shots fired! Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (QVmho) 29
Is this like vampire fanfic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (ycI94) 31
I'm not much for poetry, but I can churn out some serious bodice rippin'.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2) 32
"For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."
Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) 33
He and that fat loudmouth domestic abuser Katie Porter are neck-and-neck in the Dem field for California governor. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (n7rxJ) 34
Also, willowed from. A prior thread, but i feel strongly about it:
The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 35
Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) 36
>>Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?"
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) 37
Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) 38
35 Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) 39
WTF? This so gay it's come around the bend past straight onto double gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (dK+Kv) 40
really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE Fortunately, high school Bif took the failing grade, for skipping class and smoking weed with that particular week's highschool bimbette of the week dujour. No danger of any of that ghey shit in my past. Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (QVmho) 41
It's so gay, my dick just put on rainbow Crocs and turned on Olympic ice dancing.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf) 42
Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right?
Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? ---- Well, he was clearly talented, but he didn't manage to land a role in Point Break. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 43
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Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) Best known for his comedy turns. His part in Caddyshack is memorable. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (pDt9x) 44
I got nuthin'.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Wnv9h) 45
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) 46
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass?
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) *perks up* I'm sorry, what was that? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s) 47
Vote for Eric, billboards exclaim
He’s a prick which is a shame. He farts on air with a resounding bang Has treasonous sex with a spy, Fang-Fang! Posted by: Unkaren at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (cDrfF) 48
Duvall was a favorite of mine. He was 95 I think.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (PV3WW) 49
Call me Eric!
Posted by: Ed Buck, murdering democrat homosexual at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Ksqrb) 50
The original copy of his poem was offered for Display Purposes to the Stone Wall Tavern and they turned it down for being, 'Too Gay'.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (gH8T+) 51
"For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting."
Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) Yeah, because THAT'S the biggest concern here. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv) 52
He was on a soccer scholarship at Campbell so possibly extra, extra gay.
Posted by: nckate at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (uQzkA) 53
Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) The swimsuit issue can be hit or miss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) 54
No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) He was terrific in Sharknado 2 as I recall. But some here are suggesting that wasn't the greatest film of all time. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (j10i6) 55
45 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) Rumor is DC is she has, get this, TWO!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x) 56
The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD ========= Xeeps seem to be impressed with these. https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) 57
Duvall had to drop out of playing the Patrick Swayze part in Point Break because he was committed to doing Falling Down.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt) 58
Soccer scholarship? Oh, man, that's too perfect LOL
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (gtcuf) 59
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Posted by: Nobel Laureate Barack "Gaylord" Obama at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (IG3/x) Posted by: Jaguars at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Q+gd/) 62
formless and magnificent???
Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle) 64
Practicing for his future pillow talk with Fang Fang.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x) 65
Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?
------------------------------ Of this I should care....?? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (QGaXH) 66
Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) 67
Campbell usually has a good baseball team. couple major leaguers came out of there over the years.
Posted by: Mmm, Mmm, Good! at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oftw2) 68
Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass?
Posted by: garrett PEAK Jennifer Tilly. Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Y8DZL) 69
Looks like I picked the wrong thread to delurk for a moment.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (UJMvS) 70
Poetry, nah more like a mind fart.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (0KSrI) 71
Xeeps seem to be impressed with these.
https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Those actually look like some of those comically bad falsies you see some ewetub gals sporting. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (jtM2q) 73
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Was he even on it? I remember when you knew who was on it even when you hated them. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+) 74
Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall.
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Maybe Bari Weiss is using a self-deportation type of strategy. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/) 75
HIPAA violation again? Maybe even hospital visits are off the table.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (YlWIZ) 76
Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?
----- I'd be more entertained by The Erotic Poetry of Eric Cartman. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (TN0g+) 77
Anderson Cooper’s Pooper is gone!!
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x) 78
If you're kissing someone and blood is rolling down your chins, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Kissin' Cousins (1964) at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (oftw2) 79
So he's a sick fuck who's into extreme S&M and possibly has a vore fetish. As Democrats go, rather vanilla.
Posted by: Their degeneracy knows no limits at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/) 80
Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Dv3i1) 82
Gotta be honest, me and my friends did some goofy stuff (no homo), and I'm hoping that the VHS tapes were recorded over. So I'm not going to ding Swallowswell too much for being a dumb teenager.
He's done enough as a full-grown adult to merit my lifelong scorn and derision. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (3VXNH) 83
>>>80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
neck and neck with Shirley. He really could not adjust to NOT being the lead character. Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (1wjle) 84
8 One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag. My little sister hits harder than that ... when she was eight! I would never be filmed doing something that I knew was performed incompetently. Yet Lefty politicians are filmed doing that all of the time. I don't think it is that they have no shame, it's that they don't know that we can easily differentiate between competent people and frickin' idiots. A skill that they certainly lack. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (HlyYF) 85
There's something about AOC that turns me on.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) 86
Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere.
Posted by: Auspex Somewhere being the floor most likely. Posted by: Kratwurst at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (C362Q) 87
80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) Chevy Chase was never funny. Posted by: Ever. Never ever. at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/) 88
you know, can we go back to talking about the bamboo and how it's a metaphor?
But also "Apes in grottos stepping on figs" has a new contender to take its Vogan Poetry Award crown. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HXT0k) 89
Oh, come on, this is far worse than a mix tape.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s) 90
66 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM Agreed. But "drama" requires a villain. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF) 91
That's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
Posted by: tsj017 at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (xakWh) 92
Imagine Trump writing erotic poetry?
I've got the biggest dick. To be frank it made Marla sick. Everyone tells me, it's the best peen. They say sir, it's probably the best anyone's ever seen. Never used Viagra in my life. I mean, you've seen my wife? yadda yadda yadda. The end. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (gtcuf) 93
Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag.
____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) 94
>>Kier is a bottom.
- Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Two Dollars! Posted by: Newspaper Delivery Boy at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gH8T+) 95
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) 96
Jeez.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB) 97
Tanya Fox and Busty Betty!
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (jrgJz) 98
Is he a Vogon?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++) 99
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) He was also in a few episodes of The Outer Limits. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (CNl8/) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (gH8T+) 101
Boo Radley.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x) 102
I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!”
Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (1FEc1) Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) 104
Eric could have been writing for Kurtzman's Star Drek all this time with that kind of talent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (g7saB) 105
I assumed Gillian Jacobs had some sort of work done while working on Community. Her face, while attractive, had a bit uncanny valley since it didn't move, at all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (gH8T+) 107
Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) ********************************* Miniature from the 4th season, the only one with hour-long episodes. Not one of the better Twilight Zone episodes, though. Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (0Cw8c) 108
Speaking of fu*ked up, traitors, and Chinese, who the hell is Eileen Gu, the free style skier? What an idiot!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2WIwB) 109
Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde?
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x) 110
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) 111
Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag.
____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) There have been five so far. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) 112
Are you people saying "Boo" or "Boo Radley"?
Posted by: Boo Radley at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3VXNH) 113
Not Vogon, no crystalline crabs
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (g7saB) 114
103 Not THE Campbell University?
Where the hell is Campbell University? Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) Buies Creek, NC. The "Fighting Camels." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (28lDz) Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 117
Where the hell is Campbell University?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) North Carolina - the Fighting Camels - I shitith thee not. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (j10i6) 118
109 Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde?
___ Surprisingly yes. Paintball episodes were fun, but there were many others. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Dv3i1) 119
Xeeps seem to be impressed with these.
https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Here you go, fellas. https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e) 120
I'm a First Amendment absolutist, but I would have some sympathy for the thesis that the phrases "erotic poetry" and "Eric Swalwell" should never, ever appear together.
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) 121
I don't really want to think of Trump publishing erotic poetry, but this guy has a good Trump impersonation for Valentines Day:
https://tinyurl.com/nthyn2wh Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF) Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 124
He's so gay He's very, very gay He's so gay And he likes to be that way With his keys all on the right He's into rubber every night He's so gay He's almost everyone today Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (cxFcK) 126
74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS.
I mean, damn, if I liked to gamble, that's a sweet bet. That's right up there with betting on Trump just after that goofy IA poll came out. 'cause all them idiots are informed by the media. Which knows f-all about the law but fills in what they don't know with erotic dreams of totalitarian domination by fat, ugly women. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (HXT0k) 127
( Do I feel like getting Ackbared today)?..
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x) 128
I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) *** Roses are red Violets are blue, I got us some.beer, Let's do it! Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (gH8T+) 130
Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) 131
One more item on the "things I was happier not knowing" pile.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (AlhUl) 132
This sounds like a lesbian encounter to me. So Fartswell isn’t only gay, he’s a lezzy?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (qohbc) 133
Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) With the fishes? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e) 134
Swalwell is the guy with Fang Fang fang marks on his member?
Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (1FEc1) 135
123 North Carolina?
Really? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) Yep, has a good School of Pharmacy, a Law School, and a woke Divinity School. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (28lDz) 136
85 There's something about AOC that turns me on.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) ----- I'm not one to argue with nobility but there are thousands of other ample cabooses out there that you'd have to walk past to get to hers, which is unfortunately coupled to a fucking retard who is incapable of shutting her cockholster long enough for you to enjoy the view. Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (3BwY8) 137
130 Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Maybe kill him then??? Just a thought. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (pDt9x) 138
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though.
I thought it was good! Posted by: Bjork at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (cDrfF) 139
it would be moar SAD! if it weren't so pathetic ...
well, and if it didn't remind me of the dream___ry of psychotics ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gbOdA) 141
Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Is that a chiropractor's website? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) 142
Thank kami-sama never put online that 55,000 words of anime fan-fic I wrote in college.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (g7saB) 143
Mac Sledge is mort?
Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Oy/m2) 144
Maybe put his race horse's head in his bed
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0) 145
>>74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS.
I'd want to know how many bets are in on that...if it is only a few big ones, I'd be nervous. If it's a Ton of action, I would be inclined to like the odds. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gH8T+) 146
we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Dirt nap? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (j10i6) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) 148
If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) 149
Eric Swolewell
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (qohbc) 150
It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) ------ Just as with Bob Dylan. Please enjoy your first amendment right to write your wonderful songs. However, please do us all the favor of staying at least 10 yards away from any live microphone. Thanks! Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (3BwY8) 151
yo yankie my crankie
the Swals needs food Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gbOdA) 152
I have an idea for an update of one of my classics. It's gonna be called Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.
Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (IG3/x) 153
148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) IT’S A TAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x) 154
If it happens, 10-to-1 Any Comely Ferret and John Iscariot Roberts side with the Libs.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gtcuf) 155
Pearl Drops is not just a toothpaste
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v) 157
Gay Keir stiffing the rentboys? Shocked, I tell you! "Nothing Will Happen" guy got it right again. He's still Prime Minister. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Y8DZL) 158
Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout.
--- That's what bothers me about these otherwise unemployable cows that call themselves "teachers" demanding we pay attention to these retarded high school students walking out to protest. You all--students and teachers--deserve nothing but scorn. You know f-all about anything. You literally know nothing. I know, I was that age, I went to your schools. A slow, painful death in a fire would be a kindness for what you really deserve for the minds you're destroying. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (HXT0k) 159
Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping".
____ Did he add ".. and he's not sleeping very well, tossing and turning for 2-3 hours, tops, believe me."? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Dv3i1) 160
Is that a chiropractor's website?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) No. It's reddit. A collection of women with big tits posting nude (or at least topless) photos of themselves. Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) 161
The Fighting...Camels?
I know they can be ornery but are they known for their fighting skills? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) --- Their loogies can knock a man off a horse at 100 paces! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU) 162
Re Bound
Just looked up the synopsis as I never saw the movie. Lesbians were a thing in the 90s- and in our minds eye they all looked like Jennifer Tilly or Sharon Stone- not Trigglypuff. Reading the critic reaction is pretty hilarious too. Supposedly, this is not considered a 'gay' film because being gay is not central to the plot. Boo fucking hoo. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s) 163
I have fond memories of watching the Camels frolicking in the North Carolina woods.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) 164
tubal, my preference is Khamenei has to slink off to Russia and watch Iran become a free nation and the see the destruction of Khomeini 's tomb.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (0KSrI) 165
I like Yoko, Bjork, and Nina Hagen. What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Musikologist at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (oftw2) 166
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e)
I think you missed the joke. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) 167
Ugh. The shooting in Pawtucket:
Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut 29m Domestic dispute turned deadly. Father shoots wife and kids and turns gun on self. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (3ImbR) 168
The added bonus is that Islam in Iran is dead.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (0KSrI) 169
I think you missed the joke.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) It's possible. I need to spend more time at the range. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e) 170
148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) 171
It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) 172
Duvall was in an episode of The Wild, Wild West. He had invented a cannon that could blow up a whole city. He was going to demonstrate it on Denver then sell it to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (wGerL) 173
The James Madison has it exactly right:
SCOTUS will punt on the tariff question; kick it back to the individual courts to do their homework this time. The delay is how to write a big, important decision that says nothing of consequence. If there were 5 votes to say it was illegal, they would have released it already due to the massive harm already caused to the plaintiffs. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (HXT0k) 174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7GERh0sQzY
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (jrgJz) Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (gH8T+) 176
Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) Well played on the misspelling. *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s) 177
It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) Send the SEALs. They'd just 'accidentally' kill everyone. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e) 178
Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which. Never seen her transcript so I assume it was the "Marxism and Gender Studies" version.
She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) 179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjzhcqOcaE
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (jrgJz) 180
Depravity sells big in California politics. This should put him over the top.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL) Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1) 182
Steve Hilton is going to win the Governor's race. And the handle bar streamer ribbons on Garrett's mountain bike are gay.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske) 183
So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head.
You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) 184
She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) 185
>>Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which
She went to the College of Arts and Science at BU. That's the school for kids with parents that have the money to pay tuition but it's basically high school. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m) 186
https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Who knew Reddit was good for something? Thanks for the mammaries. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (gtcuf) 187
So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head.
You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) Like most leftists, each generation makes sure the next one will be worse than they were. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+) 188
15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) 189
I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) 190
California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) 191
Its Eric Swallowswell
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0) 192
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
This sounds like a song Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9) 193
I think the guy is despicable, but I'm not going to crap on someone for something they did as a teenager. Lord knows I did a lot of dumb shit in my time, too.
Posted by: Tom at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8J80s) 194
170 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck.
___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) I have a theory as to why this Case is taking so long. It comes down to the question of can Congress delegate a power given to it specifically in the Constitution? They want to say no... but... in the 1930s Congress delegated Court Rule making authority to the Supremes. And earlier delegated Money making to outside Banks... So they are trying to figure out how to take away the Prezzys Tariff power, without neutering themselves... as Roberts will NEVAH rule against the power of the Courts. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (gtcuf) 196
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) The dems gave her handler some bribe of a job and separated her from him when she won. She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+) 197
190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had Wiener is getting inserted into Pelosi's seat? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Dv3i1) 198
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar ..
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m) 199
15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces.
Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) --- Sometimes it's nice growing up without the internets. We can ensure that some things NEVER see the light of day. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU) 200
sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) 201
How many wangs could Fang Fang fang if Fang Fang could fang wangs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (i1VVh) 202
I think the mid-day drinking lamp just got lit.
Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (3VXNH) 203
I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) 204
I was writing lyrics for my metal band in my teens.
It was mostly second-rate Dio ripoffs. Not good, but still better than Swalwell's shite. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf) 205
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic =============== That would be Saikat Chakrabarti of Justice Democrats, who found her, groomed her, got her elected, and then managed to say something so stupid and offensive that he had to quit as her chief of staff. He's now running for Nanzi's seat in San Francisco. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ) 206
sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails,"
That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) --- AI can write better poetry than this dreck. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU) 207
203 I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) She strikes me as someone with a lot of wise investing acumen. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (pDt9x) Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) 209
"blood rolled down our chins," according to a report.
Hey Eric, if you have nuts on your chin, that isn't blood. Posted by: Frank Barone at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (IifOV) 210
Swalwell's poetry is Vogon atrocious, but no worse then some of the swill a young Barry Soetoro pumped out. Talking about his piss stains that match his mentor-pedophile "uncle".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (cxFcK) 211
I can sympathize. I was commenting till veins imploded and exploded and blood rolled down fingers and then some dang apes came in and crunched on figs and disturbed my mindthoughts!!!! Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (iJfKG) 212
190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) Sorry... but there is no way that us Californians control our own elections anymore. The proof was the Newsome recall. Every voter is sent a mail in ballot automatically. All you have to do to register is go online, put in a name and address, and check a box you are a citizen. They don't even follow Calif's own law about verifying signatures. Note, Calif will NOT send it's voter data base to the Feds, and are fighting it in court... and you can guess why. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:06 PM (mP0Kj) 213
"kissing till veins imploded and exploded" -- with "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report.
________________________________ That's pretty insensitive to entitle the poem "EBOLA!" Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske) 214
Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) 215
you asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud) 216
“veins imploded and exploded”. Pick one fool. There’s only one correct choice.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x) 217
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)
Meanwhile, Reddit is reporting slowdowns due to unusually high volume. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (gtcuf) 218
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, You're gay. Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) Lol. Suggested edit: you suck cock by choice. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (Nx5jP) 220
Campbell University, home of the Fighting Camels
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (TtTH3) 221
Damn.... Robert Duvall.... RIP...
No reports on whether he was trying to fly a WW1 Biplane upside through a Barn... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj) 222
Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) Funny how that works. I am at work on the work wifi. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) 223
Sounds sort of vampire wanna be formless, imploding and exploding.
Seems more gormless to me, but I'm not an expert. I don't want to think about him nekkid in any form or formless, thanks! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (WONhk) 224
214 Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link.
_____ Every single pic is censored until you push the button that says "NSFW". Surprisingly, every single one so far is truly NSFW. But I should keep checking to be sure. It will take some time. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1) 225
She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat ============== She's beyond the machine. Mao's Red Guard. Khmer Rouge's Children of the Revolution. I think the machine fears her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (n7rxJ) 226
I was in a heavy metal band I college. I wrote and we recorded several songs.
Fire In The Night I’m a Wolf Shadow Girl Yes, there were as cheesy as they sound. I was maybe 19, it was a metal band, and fuck it. The EP cover had the band on a floating piece of astral debris near a black hole while a silver-surfer-y in the form of a comically voluptuous women flew out of it. Cheezy. But awesome! Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc) 227
Does Reddit do hardcore porn?? Serious question.
Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pDt9x) 228
I crap bigger than Swalwell.
Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (28lDz) 229
My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) 230
229 My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) Heh. Made me think of “ The Linda Song” from The Wedding Singer. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x) 231
He...likes girls...with names...like Ash-lay.
Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf) 232
What was Swawell's tranny's name?
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (cwGMH) 233
Like O had his squad with Ava, Kerry and Jurnee, Teddy Kennedy one Sandy Cortez for his. (She interned for Sen. K. while she was at Boston U.)
Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness. She also organized in the Bronx and volunteered for Bernie Sanders' 2016 campaign. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (NFX2v) 234
Missing a lot today
So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) 235
Boobs are like bags of sand.
I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) 236
Missing a lot today
So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) ~~~~~ Noted at 167. Domestic. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (3ImbR) 237
Gayer than Obama's dead chef.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (abIsI) 238
I can't recall the last time I was so aroused.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wBaIH) 239
Boobs are like bags of sand.
I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) Isn't that a line from 40 year old virgin? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s) 240
And what did he say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ============ He said that moderate Dems are racist for voting Yes on an emergency border bill. Then he deleted the tweet, then doubled down: "Instead of 'fiscally conservative but socially liberal,' let's call the New Democrats and Blue Dog Caucus the 'New Southern Democrats.' They certainly seem hell bent to do to black and brown people today what the old Southern Democrats did in the 40s" In particular, he tweeted that some Native American Congresswoman enabled a racist system. She shot back, “Who is this guy and why is he explicitly singling out a Native American woman of color?” He was out pretty quickly, supposedly to concentrate on the Green New Deal in another org. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ) 241
Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness.
Sounds like another phony NGO getting couple million from the federal government. Our government is a gigantic fraud on the taxpayer. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wGerL) 242
AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried. They might even take her out, but, I think she is untouchable.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (GbONR) 243
One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too."
This sounds like a song ------ Almost. Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+) 244
Ash Stroker
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v) 245
New thread above.
Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI) 246
Oh no. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (Ggsrp) 247
Gayer than congressional staffers doing butt stuff in a Senate hearing room.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (abIsI) 248
I saw Frolicking Camels open for Flock of Seagulls at MSG in 1983.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (+gHpb) 250
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc)
Mine that I was proudest of was called "Fallen by the Sword" and I cribbed the lyrics pretty much straight out of Ezekial 32. The metalest of Bible verses. I thought I was so clever. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf) 251
AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried.
------ One of the easiest to convey stories regarding the dangers and ultimate *death* associated with communism is Pol Pot and Cambodia. Yet the academia intentionally whiffed. A country of a mere 8 million people murdered and starved 25% of its population in about 4 years. Yet the phrase "AOC is Pol Pot crazy" would leave the average New Yorker befuddled--they wouldn't get the reference. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (TN0g+) 252
241. Posted by: Ted Torgerson
Designated as a 501(c)(3); around since the 1970s. Tax-exempt since Oct. 1979. An international non-profit organization. The NHI focuses on developing leadership skills in Latino youth across the United States, Mexico, Panama, and the Dominican Republic. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (NFX2v) 253
Bernie Sanders wrote similar garbage, too. https://tinyurl.com/57255xn4
Posted by: David at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (+hFhi) 254
CRINGE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (f/buw) 255
The first good (and honest) reddit page in forever. Will wonders never cease? A few decent ones besides the ai, too! Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (g6TN6) 256
102 I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!”
Posted by: Fenderbender Tattooed on my right calf. Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (bgJ0E) 257
Did Fartwell read his collitch poem to Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang to get her into bed? Asking for a dumb friend.
Posted by: comanche voter at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (cB7nX) The Media Whined That the Washington Post Cancelled Its World-Beating Sports Section.
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