1 THE BLADE SNAGS A FIRST ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR

2 A lot of unfuckable low-T effeminate men are riding this horse to let their ugly feminist friend-zone wardens let them know they're Good Guys Who Don't Rape (Usually).

========

So, Joss Whedon announced a new movie...

(jk)

3 Eh, fuck these whores

4 Commies can allow no humor.

5 Blah. Sorry. My Mental Circuit Breaker tripped trying to read the rules.

I tried to read the content. I really did. But your parody of the stupid was just too spot on.

6 That one woman looks like she killed 4 different men just by sitting on their faces.

7 There is no comedy in Islam.

8 So, Joss Whedon announced a new movie...

(jk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:26 PM (jxbDg)

The thing is: the shit he did is MINOR compared to his contemporaries.

He made some good stuff, but I am getting to the point where he is being such a pussy about it that he almost deserves it.

9 What these lib women really deserve is a visit from the ghost of Norm Macdonald.

10 Theo Von’s IQ can’t be over 85.

I genuinely don’t understand how he’s become so wildly popular being as retarded as he is.

11 It’s like all the world’s problems have been solved and the only thing left is complaining about everyone at the gym.

12 Namedropping is an amateur-hour flex to begin with, but those particular names thudded extra heavy.* Rogan and Von repeatedly platform the worst humans in the world (fascists, billionaire creeps, Tony Hinchcliffe, etc.) If Shane thought a general audience was gonna say "woo" to those bros, he's been in the Mothership humidor too long.

It’s apparent to me that this one learned, honed, and mastered, all of their writing and comedy skills on Twitter, Tumblr, and Reddit circa 2010 - 2020.

13 Iliza Schlesinger. She looks like Nikki Glazer, and I bet she has similar morals.

14 The comedienne is sassy boss bitch.

15 "I think it might be Iliza Schlesinger, just because she's the only mid-profile blonde attractive comedienne I know of."

Yes, it's her. She's ... okay. I think she got ahead in the industry mostly by being much more attractive than the average fugly dykish comedienne, and by being overtly sexual in her act.

16 13 Iliza Schlesinger. She looks like Nikki Glazer, and I bet she has similar morals.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (bNf8H)

Plastic?

17 Ian Kennedy
@IanKennedyCK
Wish it didn’t need to be said over and over.

Women are not a joke, not a punchline. Women’s bodies, and the clothing women choose to wear are not topics for men to debate or criticize.

Not on a stage, not in private.

Why do you assume women need you to White Knight for them? Do you think they're children who lack agency? Or are you just hoping to get laid?

18 The trudeau thing is funny. Let it burn.

Freeland was on the CBC saying steel giant Stelco can't lay off people because the economy changed.

I guess suppliers and workers can be paid in 'Thank You' notes with pictures of hearts and unicorns.

19 It IS a solid rant!

20 Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently. Or am I thinking of another fat white comedian.

21
OK I wikkied her - surprised she hasn't been canceled for her support of Israel:

Shlesinger describes herself as liberal,[50] and has spoken publicly in support of abortion rights, trans rights, and the Black Lives Matter movement.[51] She is a vocal supporter of Israel, signing an open letter by Creative Community for Peace following the October 7 attacks in 2023, which called for the entertainment community to stand with the nation as "it defends itself against a terrorist regime in Gaza that seeks Israel's destruction."

22 I watched the first Season of the Boys.

There were so many red flags I thought the Chinese were attacking.

Plus, I am so fucking tired of deconstruction.

Fuck off, give me heroes.

23 20 Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently. Or am I thinking of another fat white comedian.
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (enNUy)

Bill Burr, who is asshoe.

24 In the future camps, I'm thinking officer Karolina Stypulkowski will be a very harsh warden. I bet she already owns the all leather gestapo dominatrix outfit.

25 Rita Rudner was understatedly hilarious.
Excellent material.

26 There are a lot of female "comedians" out there right now who while they have moved away from the "every joke is about my lady bits" trend of the Amy Schumer era, don't actually make any jokes. They just rant and say leftist crap on stage and stare at the audience until they get nervous laughter. Some call it "clapter" humor: nobody really thinks its funny but cheer the "orange man bad" lines.

27 It’s like all the world’s problems have been solved and the only thing left is complaining about everyone at the gym.

Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

Well Piper ... that's all most modern women have ever seen. Their "me time" at the gym.

Frankly, including you. You've never had to put on boots and roll out and pour concrete before the sun rises.

Most Women simply have no frame of reference. SMH being the exception. But she is the rare, rare exception.

28 Huh. I see Cornell is breeding a bumber crop of kwaaazeee bitches.

Where have you gone, David Hogg
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo hoo hoo.

29 Not on a stage, not in private.

Why do you assume women need you to White Knight for them? Do you think they're children who lack agency? Or are you just hoping to get laid?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

He is hoping to get laid.

30 >>>Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently. Or am I thinking of another fat white comedian.

I don't know, that doesn't sound like him. He seems pretty right-leaning (at least in a fuzzy sense).

But I don't really follow him. I think he's okay but not someone I seek out.

31 Ian Kennedy
@IanKennedyCK
Wish it didn’t need to be said over and over.

Nice that he notates that he's a cuck right there in his nic.

32 >>>The failed show The Boys used this kind of humor to "attack the left" and show they were hitting "both sides." But they weren't. The show attacked the right for being the right and didn't attack the left at all, they just attacked corporate media powers for slinging slogans to appeal to the left like "Girls Get It Done!" ... And just in case you missed that point, they got very aggressive and overt with their anti-Christian, anti-traditionalist, anti-male sloganeering in later seasons.

This is not, I hope, The Boyscast (Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk)?

33 Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently

He rakes everyone over the coals, and does it humorously, which I find most excellent. I don't care if you dig at me, if its funny, and you roast others as well. God knows there's plenty to laugh at in a broke, fantasy fiction writing, role playing gamer single dude in his 60s.

34 >>>0 Theo Von’s IQ can’t be over 85.
I genuinely don’t understand how he’s become so wildly popular being as retarded as he is.

SAME

even when people were talking about him in 2024, and he was more "on our side," I was like: This guy's a fucking drugged-up semi-moron and not funny at all.

35 I guess the take here is permissible to the left, because it's not mocking the left per se, but only mocking corporate/media attempts to pander to the left through stupid catchphrases and bubblegum pop ideology.

That's what they think, but they don't realize that most people can connect the dots to leftist absurdity in general.

36
Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.

Strumpet
Prostitute
Dolly mop
Tart

37 If you can stand Kill Tony, this is Shane Gillis as Trump (and Adam Rey as Biden.) It really is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/ZgHR4ug866Q

38 "Opinions vary over how the "whore" line went over in the room, but the social media reaction has been a rousing thumbs-down."

These fools really think they are the center of the known universe. Deluded barely covers it.

39 Going out on a limb here and guessing that at least half the women at that Cornell protest have pulled 7 vibrators out of their collection and done their own private re-enactment of the "rape" at least once since the story broke.

40 So, she's kind of like Bill Maher, who is a liberal, but occasionally attacks the most idiotic aspect of liberalism. But he still pushes liberal policies that make our country worse.

41 >> I think she got ahead in the industry mostly by being much more attractive than the average fugly dykish comedienne, and by being overtly sexual in her act.

I dunno, I was just watching clips, and her delivery is really good.

She does this "male voice" that makes me smile.

Even though she's a dumb lefty I think she's pretty decent.

As Norm MacDonald would say: "Iliza Shlesinger, who's funnier than her? Besides every guy."

42 Strumpet
Prostitute
Dolly mop
Tart
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (eRlcH)

Sportin' woman
Lady of the Evening
Soiled Dove

43 >>>Plus, I am so fucking tired of deconstruction.

yuuuup

44 >>>I think it might be Iliza Schlesinger, just because she's the only mid-profile blonde attractive comedienne I know of. Kind of looks like her.

Kinda looks like Ana Kasparian!

45 35 I guess the take here is permissible to the left, because it's not mocking the left per se, but only mocking corporate/media attempts to pander to the left through stupid catchphrases and bubblegum pop ideology.

That's what they think, but they don't realize that most people can connect the dots to leftist absurdity in general.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

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I think the left has corporatized so much over the last few decades where their support is all the result of mass media companies, not anything grassroots, that they don't realize that attacking the corporatization of leftism is actually an attack on the dominant form of leftism in the Western World.

Leftists generally aren't looking to counter-culture or underground figures for their signals or messages, but corporate mouthpieces. So, the left hates it, but they rely on it in totality. It's an interesting dynamic.

46 I genuinely don’t understand how he’s become so wildly popular being as retarded as he is.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (k3anH)

Retardmaxxing is a thing.

47 Personally I think the women screaming over his accurately noting that some women at the gym are wearing the costume of a whore, even if they are not one seems a bit "protest overmuch."

Not only do you get the "He's calling all women at gyms whores!" lie, but the "I can wear whatever I want, bigot!" canard.

Some (few) women want it both ways: dress like a trashy slut and not be called on it. You're making it really tough for actual prostitutes to advertise with the yoga pants sans underwear and the tube top, honey.

48 Trollop.

49 Didn't the left just spend several days maligning the looks of Michael Dell's wife?

50 Why do you assume women need you to White Knight for them? Do you think they're children who lack agency? Or are you just hoping to get laid?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

He is hoping to get laid.

Yeah, it was mostly rhetorical. I'll bet he'd have some luck with the women in the crowd in the first and second videoa.

51 "Women are not a joke, not a punchline. Women’s bodies, and the clothing women choose to wear are not topics for men to debate or criticize.

Not on a stage, not in private."

Um, just about any other women will criticize other women, mercilessly, and nobody bats an eye. Why can't men do the same?

Or is this the N-word for men?

Either you can speak, or you cannot, and if you cannot, you are not an American.

Gatekeepers be damned.

52 Yeah, Gillis isn't a republican. Didn't vote for Trump and likes his universal healthcare, etc. I just read some article in the last several months on the irony of the right embracing him.

53 "I am both a sexual revolution avant garde warrior and a Puritan."
-modern feminism

54 what does dolly mop mean? I mean, I know it means street whore, but how did it come to mean that?

55 Harlot.

56 “ Women screaming about injustice” is becoming jejeune.

57 41 As Norm MacDonald would say: "Iliza Shlesinger, who's funnier than her? Besides every guy."
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:34 PM (1wjle)

I miss Norm.

58 "Maybe some comics can say "whore," under the right conditions."

We need to bring back calling these kind of women "harlots", "trollops", and "lot-lizards" then, if "whores" is banned-speak.

59 Strumpet
Prostitute
Dolly mop
Tart
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (eRlcH)

Sportin' woman
Lady of the Evening
Soiled Dove

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:34 PM


In the Philippines and Thailand back in the day we called them lbfm's. Little brown fvcking machines.

60 Never punch down is a rule in comedy?? Since when?

61 It’s like all the world’s problems have been solved and the only thing left is complaining about everyone at the gym.
Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

I am doing my part for world peace by refraining from going to the gym and avoiding vegetables.

62 what does dolly mop mean? I mean, I know it means street whore, but how did it come to mean that?
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)
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Rhyming Cockney slang?

63 The term dolly-mop (or dollymop) is a 19th-century slang term for an amateur, part-time female prostitute, servant-maid, or street-walker in England, particularly London.

Etymology and Breakdown

• Dolly: Historically a diminutive nickname for Dorothy, "dolly" also developed various slang meanings over time, including a term for a woman/favorite and, in some historical or vulgar slang contexts, a term for the penis.
• Mop: Derived from Middle English moppe, which originally meant a fool, simpleton, a messy-haired person, or a disheveled servant/drab, as well as being linked to female names and slang for untidy attire or a strumpet (such as historical terms like mab or mob).

64 Dolly mop

Dollymop is pretty specific, it refers to Victorian Era underage girls, often taken by upper class dudes who caught the clap and were told you could get rid of it by sleeping with a virgin. And yes, that nonsense still is told in some parts of Africa as well.

65 42 Strumpet
Prostitute
Dolly mop
Tart
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (eRlcH)

Sportin' woman
Lady of the Evening
Soiled Dove
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:34 PM (Y/06r)

Workin' gal.

66 52 Yeah, Gillis isn't a republican. Didn't vote for Trump and likes his universal healthcare, etc. I just read some article in the last several months on the irony of the right embracing him.
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 04:36 PM (enNUy)

The usual Right search for the Good Leftist.

67 Rule #1: Never stick your dick in crazy. >>> Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.

68 >>>Yeah, Gillis isn't a republican. Didn't vote for Trump and likes his universal healthcare, etc. I just read some article in the last several months on the irony of the right embracing him.

oh okay. Then I feel less bad about not embracing him.

69 Cornell protesters LARPing as other, more serious protesters from a generation ago. Printing out your nametags on a laser printer??? Gauche.

70 I actually watched SNL for the first time is a long time and caught the Shane Gillis monologue. I could not believe what I was hearing and actually chuckled a couple times. And then guffawed. The audience was clearly groaning.

A few of the ensuing skits were funny as well.

71 52 Yeah, Gillis isn't a republican. Didn't vote for Trump and likes his universal healthcare, etc. I just read some article in the last several months on the irony of the right embracing him.
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 04:36 PM (enNUy)

In the culture wars initiated by the left, you either die (figuratively or literally) a comrade, or you live long enough to become a dissident.

It's like the "Malfoid" (not my thing, but w/e) phenomenon that just came to my attention. JK Rowling is a feminist and thus a female-supremacist, but she was cast out of the mainstream left for not supporting trannies.

72 6 That one woman looks like she killed 4 different men just by sitting on their faces.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart
You say that like it's a bad thing.

73 “ Women screaming about injustice” is becoming jejeune.

Jejune, nugatory, whatever it takes.

74 Rule #1: Never stick your dick in crazy. >>> Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.
Posted by: Reforger at October 14, 2026 04:38 PM (E6Nhi)

Rules #1 ... just be scared as shit of women, if you believe what you post.

They're all crazy.

75 From bing ai:

“Dollymop” is a 19th‑century British slang term for an amateur or part‑time female prostitute, derived from a combination of “dolly” (slang for a woman) and “mop” (slang for a young whiting fish), with roots in older English and even Proto‑Indo‑European vocabulary

Me: 'amateur or part-time' prostitute. lol.

76 I had an idea once about a well-meaning Victorian era gentleman who started to pick underage hookers off the streets to care for and educate, give them a better future and all the trouble and misery he causes himself through this crusade. I just can't figure out how to tell it without the necessary nasty stuff and sex it would necessarily involve.

77 What are those Cornell protestors wearing in the top photo? Black capes with hoods??

I don't understand why.

78 Seems like the only people “offended” by his joke are “men”. Chicks don’t seem to give a fuck because they know it’s spot on.

79 10 Theo Von’s IQ can’t be over 85.

I genuinely don’t understand how he’s become so wildly popular being as retarded as he is.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (k3anH)

Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy?

80 39 Going out on a limb here and guessing that at least half the women at that Cornell protest have pulled 7 vibrators out of their collection and done their own private re-enactment of the "rape" at least once since the story broke.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (ECToT)

Considering how very un-fuckable they make themselves, I would rate this assumption as most likely.

81 Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently. Or am I thinking of another fat white comedian.
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (enNUy)

From AI: Yes, Shane Gillis has consistently mocked Republicans and Donald Trump in his recent work, despite often being labeled "conservative" or "MAGA-friendly" by some. In his Netflix special Beautiful Dogs, he makes jokes about the "hypocrisy of pro-gun advocates" and the "unseriousness of Donald Trump’s speeches," and has stated in interviews that he "didn’t vote for Trump."

I guess that bought him a spot on SNL but no grace from the lefty scolds.

82 Most Women simply have no frame of reference. SMH being the exception. But she is the rare, rare exception.
Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October

SMH is incredible, she is also stunning, but that is a bonus. The rest I am going to leave alone because I really don’t know what point you are trying to make and I don’t want to assume I do.

83 Some cuckboy at Philadelphia Magazine insists that Shane Gillis broke six "rules" of comedy, which are all various ways of saying women are always right, never "punch down," and never attack any group associated with the political left.
_______________________________

LMAO...Behold the Obtuse among us. That's Shane Gillis's whole gig. He purposefully antagonizes people on both sides of the aisle. I am somewhat reverent about the Founding Fathers in their wisdom. But, damn if I didn't laugh my ass off at Gillis's portrayal of George Washington and the liberties he took. He portrays Washington as an out of control red-headed giant retard effected by his lead based false teeth, and that alone scared the Hessians into defeat as they saw the lunatic taking row boats across the semi-frozen Delaware while other Continental soldiers tried to get him to sit down on the boat.

Hell, Gillis, who claims that Downs Syndrome just missed him, and that's why he has the appearance of one, used to go to Pro Football games and get front row seats in the handicapped area because after enough beers he looked like he fit right in. And, this is a story he enjoys telling.

84 a word I always hear along with dolly-mop is "knee-trembler."

"The dolly-mop took him behind the bar and gave him a knee-trembler for a tuppence."

85 had an idea once about a well-meaning Victorian era gentleman who started to pick underage hookers off the streets to care for and educate, give them a better future and all the trouble and misery he causes himself through this crusade. I just can't figure out how to tell it without the necessary nasty stuff and sex it would necessarily involve.

So did I !!!

86 The hvac skit was funny.

87 Joe Rogan has fallen off a cliff with me. His shows used to be interesting every now and again. Now it's always his comedian buddies or some weird person talking about UFOs or giants. I just can't any longer. Theo has no brain cells remaining.

88 > Don't be like "that woman is in gym shorts, just like a whore."

"Gym shorts" is doing heavy lifting here. We're not talking about baggy basketball shorts, or even loose running shorts. We're talking about spandex all the way inside your crack shorts. It annoys me no end how they can't make an honest argument. If your positions is so strong, steelman the opposite side. Don't obfuscate the subject in question with vague catch-all terms.

89 Von, while not my cup of tea, is kind of a less conspiracy theory interviewer who chooses a wide range of guests and lets them talk.

90 I have generally found Gillis' comedy to be pretty good. I mean he's no George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Seinfeld, or even early Bill Burr but he's pretty funny. Like most areas of entertainment, he learned at the feet of people who learned at the feet of giants and never really faced hardship that results in dark humor. There's a reason so many Jews were so damned funny in the past.

91 >>>From AI: Yes, Shane Gillis has consistently mocked Republicans and Donald Trump in his recent work, despite often being labeled "conservative" or "MAGA-friendly" by some. In his Netflix special Beautiful Dogs, he makes jokes about the "hypocrisy of pro-gun advocates" and the "unseriousness of Donald Trump’s speeches," and has stated in interviews that he "didn’t vote for Trump."

boy was I wrong!

Never trust content from Ace.

But like I said, I don't think he's funny so I don't seek out clips of him.

92 Heh.hehehehehhe. "rules of comedy".

That itself is comedy.

93 Don't call women whores? What if they are whores? Can you call them whores then?

94 Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ says
"Democracy is a joke."

95 >>>I assume "the right conditions" are "when you're attacking a Fox News presenter or Republican congresswoman."

Trad wife who's home schooling her four children are fair game.

96 >>> It annoys me no end how they can't make an honest argument.

Have you met the left?

97 Will Shane Gillis embark on a groveling sniveling apology tour??Stay tuned!!

98 20 Didn't Gillis shit talk all republicans recently. Or am I thinking of another fat white comedian.
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (enNUy)

Country singer Jellyroll (sp?) got in trouble recently when he guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel and started in with the Trump and Trump supporters jokes.

He’s pretty fat.

99
I am doing my part for world peace by refraining from going to the gym and avoiding vegetables.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 14

😂

100 76 I had an idea once about a well-meaning Victorian era gentleman who started to pick underage hookers off the streets to care for and educate, give them a better future and all the trouble and misery he causes himself through this crusade. I just can't figure out how to tell it without the necessary nasty stuff and sex it would necessarily involve.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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This is the plot of Pygmalion. And later My Fair Lady as a musical.

101 100

102 I am somewhat reverent about the Founding Fathers in their wisdom. But, damn if I didn't laugh my ass off at Gillis's portrayal of George Washington and the liberties he took. He portrays Washington as an out of control red-headed giant retard effected by his lead based false teeth, and that alone scared the Hessians into defeat as they saw the lunatic taking row boats across the semi-frozen Delaware while other Continental soldiers tried to get him to sit down on the boat.


Obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/3zdery8z

103 Going out on a limb here and guessing that at least half the women at that Cornell protest have pulled 7 vibrators out of their collection and done their own private re-enactment of the "rape" at least once since the story broke.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 14, 2026 04:33 PM (ECToT)

Which is ironic since Lucy Craig only had sex with four guys that night.

104
Just saw the Narnia trailer.

Using Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" made me laugh a lot.

And that was right at the start.

One question: Why is James Bond in Narnia?
Is that where Blofeld's Secret Lair is hidden/

105 100 This is the plot of Pygmalion. And later My Fair Lady as a musical.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)

=======

"Ay wut wuz just a flour gurl, i wus!"
-Eliza Doolittle

106 >>"Women are not a joke, not a punchline. Women’s bodies, and the clothing women choose to wear are not topics for men to debate or criticize.



Women are objects. This is settled Science.

107 "Gym shorts" is doing heavy lifting here. We're not talking about baggy basketball shorts, or even loose running shorts. We're talking about spandex all the way inside your crack shorts. It annoys me no end how they can't make an honest argument. If your positions is so strong, steelman the opposite side. Don't obfuscate the subject in question with vague catch-all terms.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

LOL. Remember OG dude shorts that were so long they were just baggy capri pants?

108 The trudeau thing is funny. Let it burn.

Freeland was on the CBC saying steel giant Stelco can't lay off people because the economy changed.

I guess suppliers and workers can be paid in 'Thank You' notes with pictures of hearts and unicorns.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)

I think Freeland was deep into the Ukraine lobby in Canada

109 It’s ok if a comedian makes fun of our side. Isn’t that what everyone always claims they want? Someone down the middle who makes fun of everyone? Well there you go. He’s exactly that.

110 "I have a higher body count than several Predators, but don't you dare slut-shame me or call me a 'whore'! I'm a stronk, independent woman who is living her own life."

Reminds of that old MadTV skit about "Sex and the City".

https://tinyurl.com/3vj3x6rr

111 I gave up on The Boys after Season 2.
Never watched it again.
I could see where it was going and the jokes had gotten stale already.

112 "Gym shorts" is doing heavy lifting here. We're not talking about baggy basketball shorts, or even loose running shorts.

The cope has been hilarious. I saw one woman post a short clip of women working out in super skimpy outfits in the 80s, as if that was the norm then. No honey, that was what they wore in videos you took home to work out in, if you were a woman and kept hidden under your bed if you were a boy. No women were working out in that kind of clothing in the YWCA or Planet Fitness back then.

Another claimed that men work out without shirts on all the time and that men are hypocrites but almost all gyms forbid doing so.

113 Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)

_____________________

Gillis is just doing what all "popularity contest" professions do. He takes jabs at both sides purposefully to expand his fan base.

114 Shane Gillis' joke was the verbal equivalent of tossing a rock into a pack of dogs. The ones that yelped the loudest are the ones he hit.

115
"Whore" implies a professional. So, don't use it. Unless you're paying for the transaction.

116 Gillis has a funny bit about George Washington scaring the shit out of the British.

117 > Have you met the left?

Yes, and they annoy me to no end.

118 Wouldn't "The Boys" have been better off as just the Injustice story line?

Maybe Superman a little less over the top and Batman a little less saintly and you end up with sort of the same idea only...not stupid.

119 Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 04:43 PM (YSUh

I think the director said she was trying to make a sort of cosmic rock opera with a bow to Bowie, ?! which is what she's moved up the setting.

120 115
"Whore" implies a professional. So, don't use it. Unless you're paying for the transaction.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:45 PM (eRlcH)

=========

"No, dad! I'm a slag!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KspiSwA0TcQ

121 >>>It’s ok if a comedian makes fun of our side. Isn’t that what everyone always claims they want?

no not really, I don't want that. there are enough people making fun of us as it is. I don't have to reward a very mediocre not-terribly-funny comedian for "making fun of his own side" when he's not even on my side.

122 I have generally found Gillis' comedy to be pretty good.

He's reliably funny.
Unlike, say, Bill Burr, who opted to marry a boss bitch and became a little bitch himself.

Gillis also does a wonderful Trump impersonation. Pretty much the gold standard.

123 Humor is humor. I don’t have to be idealogically aligned with a person to find their jokes funny. You fall into the progressive mindset of you can’t allow yourself to appreciate something because of politics.


Like what you like. Laugh if you think something is funny.

Fuck the left. They ruin everything.

124 Every Cornell protestor got poured out during rush, wasn't invited to prom, and eats their feelings.

Have they even bothered to look Jane Doe's texts bragging about snorting drugs off the dick of a guy?

125 124 Every Cornell protestor got poured out during rush, wasn't invited to prom, and eats their feelings.

Have they even bothered to look Jane Doe's texts bragging about snorting drugs off the dick of a guy?

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2026 04:47 PM (lCppi)

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"She was in a post-rape induced haze, but she now says that she was raped. So, she was raped."
-immune to evidence

126 Justin Trudeau prided himself on having a 50-50 gender equal cabinet, by the way.

Sure, but were there any men on it?

127 The cope has been hilarious. I saw one woman post a short clip of women working out in super skimpy outfits in the 80s, as if that was the norm then. No honey, that was what they wore in videos you took home to work out in

I vaguely recall Jaime Lee Curtis in some skimpy outfit in a movie about working out at the gym and...I mean it was a movie in real life I didn't see a woman dressed like that until I want to the local "Gentleman's Club" for the first time.

Of course Curtis is only kind of a woman so...

128 LOL. Remember OG dude shorts that were so long they were just baggy capri pants?

Board shorts, I like them a lot better than the short shorts Larry Bird ran around in

129 119- why ( not what ) she moved up the setting.

130 did anyone watch Ludwig? Attempt at a mystery show with David Mitchell.

Very disappointing, very mid. Second season started. Not sure if I care enough to watch it.

131 Sorry for the lame posting today. I just realized I was raped two years ago and my poor work ethic is due to my Recovered Trauma.

Give me Space to Breathe, Bigots.
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Tell us who did this to you!

132 118 Wouldn't "The Boys" have been better off as just the Injustice story line?

Maybe Superman a little less over the top and Batman a little less saintly and you end up with sort of the same idea only...not stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)

Eh, the Boys comic is far worse than the series, to be honest. I glanced over it a bit and thought 'This guy is working out his rape fantasy and issues on the comic page. No thanks.'

Injustice is more interesting and has less of the psychotic sexual shit, but at the same time, still tired of deconstruction- even well done deconstruction.

133 "Ay wut wuz just a flour gurl, i wus!"
-Eliza Doolittle
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Bad casting on behalf of Jack Warner. Hepburn did fine as the after being made a princess part but was not particularly believable as the flower girl and her Cockney was about as bad as Dick Van Dyke's in Mary Poppins.

Julie Andrews who starred in the Broadway role and by all rights should have been Eliza instead ended up with Walt Disney due to Warner, and won an Academy Award for best actress as Mary Poppins.

134 Gillis also does a wonderful Trump impersonation. Pretty much the gold standard.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical ballls

That episode of Killing Tony with him and that one dude whose name escapes me right now, doing Biden is comedy gold.

Incredible tits. Americans tits. 😂

135 > No women were working out in that kind of clothing in the YWCA or Planet Fitness back then.

Yeah, they weren't in regular gyms. If you could find them anywhere semi-public, it was in trendy workout studios.

136 130 did anyone watch Ludwig? Attempt at a mystery show with David Mitchell.

Very disappointing, very mid. Second season started. Not sure if I care enough to watch it.

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

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I really liked it. Not earth shattering, but a light comic take on the strange detective who sees the world in a different way with an underlying mystery running through the series.

137 I don't know who is this Shane Ellis person.

138 Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.


1. I like Shane.
2. Can we call women hoors when we book 'em thru their pimp?

139 "Whore" implies a professional. So, don't use it. Unless you're paying for the transaction.

I mean, if you buy her a 500 dollar dinner and a purse, and she throws her panties at you, is it really all that different?

140 Michael Dell's wife looks like she has anorexia. Karen Carpenter face. The left pounced on her looks quick.

141 Even if it is a solid rant, it is only midly-amusing. I barely cracked a smile. Leave the comedy to the dudes. And pull up your stupid pants.

142 126 Justin Trudeau prided himself on having a 50-50 gender equal cabinet, by the way.

Sure, but were there any men on it?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 04:47 PM (vJrRc)

50 gay dudes to 50 lesbians IS gender neutral to these asshats.

143 >>>Tell us who did this to you!

my memory is very fuzzy. I shot up a lot of heroin and then bashed my skull in with a brick for a thrill.

90% of what happened was not consensual. I think.

144 136

I really liked it. Not earth shattering, but a light comic take on the strange detective who sees the world in a different way with an underlying mystery running through the series.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:49 PM (jxbDg)

So, “ Elementary”, but not as good??

145 130 did anyone watch Ludwig? Attempt at a mystery show with David Mitchell.

Very disappointing, very mid. Second season started. Not sure if I care enough to watch it.
Posted by: ace
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Try Signora Volpe instead or Chelsea Detective. I think Death Valley second series is due up soon too.

146 I watch left wing humor and the thing that always amazes me is not only is it not funny, its not intended to.

The "joke" is Trump is a bad person. That's it. That's all it ever is. But that's not a joke.

And to take a comparison, SNL had a skit on Reagan once where Reagan pretended to be senile to the public while being sharp as a tack as soon as the cameras turned off. And it was funny. Now the overall setup was mean but...they changed it in a way so it wasn't just "Reagan is bad"

147 54 what does dolly mop mean? I mean, I know it means street whore, but how did it come to mean that?
Posted by: ace

148 144 136

I really liked it. Not earth shattering, but a light comic take on the strange detective who sees the world in a different way with an underlying mystery running through the series.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 04:49 PM (jxbDg)

So, “ Elementary”, but not as good??

Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar

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Very much in the tradition of Sherlock Holmes, but David Mitchell essentially just playing himself.

149 did anyone watch Ludwig? Attempt at a mystery show with David Mitchell.


Is this another British mystery show?

150 Sugartits, when you dress in clothing so tight that i can count your pube razor stubble, yeah, you are dressing like a whore.

151 The girls in gyms subject is from one of episodes of Netflix series "Tires".

The sitcom is crude but very funny.

152 • Mop: Derived from Middle English moppe, which originally meant a fool, simpleton, a messy-haired person, or a disheveled servant/drab, as well as being linked to female names and slang for untidy attire or a strumpet (such as historical terms like mab or mob).
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

Probably just shortened "moppet" - a young girl

153 >>>I really liked it. Not earth shattering, but a light comic take on the strange detective who sees the world in a different way with an underlying mystery running through the series.

I didn't like the underlying mystery, thought it was too convoluted. Just say "he's a consultant" like every other Oddball Detective Show does.

have you watched Jonathan Creek?

154 >>Gym shorts" is doing heavy lifting here. We're not talking about baggy basketball shorts, or even loose running shorts. We're talking about spandex all the way inside your crack shorts.

Some can't even be called shorts. They are as small as itty bitty bikinis and spandex. People have been posting photos of women wearing that at the gym for the last couple of days at X.

I hate the fake outrage. Yes, they are wearing them to get looks. From men. Why lie? Nobody needs to dress like that to work out unless you are looking for attention.

155 The term dolly-mop (or dollymop) is a 19th-century slang term for an amateur, part-time female prostitute, servant-maid, or street-walker in England, particularly London.
_________

What's an amateur prostitute?

156 I remember reading something on Victorian London that tried to argue that virtually ALL women of lower middle class and lower class were engaged in prostitution. The story was on Jack the Ripper. I found it unpersuasive.

157 Sugartits, when you dress in clothing so tight that i can count your pube razor stubble, yeah, you are dressing like a whore.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2026 04:51 PM (iTxNj)

If I can tell time by your thinly-covered starfish, you might be a hoor.

158 153 I didn't like the underlying mystery, thought it was too convoluted. Just say "he's a consultant" like every other Oddball Detective Show does.

have you watched Jonathan Creek?

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)

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The puzzle solver was a fun twist on the formula.

I've never even heard of Jonathan Creek, but looking it up, it stars Alan Davies (who I know, like most of the British comedians I know of, through Taskmaster)?

I'll have to find it streaming.

159 147 54 what does dolly mop mean? I mean, I know it means street whore, but how did it come to mean that?
Posted by: ace
Posted by: nerdygirl
Just a guess. Is it a reference to Dolly Parton's hair? I think some whores wear big, ol' wigs.

160 That episode of Killing Tony with him and that one dude whose name escapes me right now, doing Biden is comedy gold.

There was a girl on the Kill Tony show who was this adorkable blonde who at least played super nerdy and nervous and awkward really well and was quite funny. I saw a girl in a wheelchair on there that was hilarious too.

161 >>>Is this another British mystery show?

of course.

Best British mystery show since "Rosemary and Thyme" about detectives Rosemary Bligh and Lucy Thyme.

I don't know if those are their names on the show but I always see this show advertised on Britbox. Such a dumb name.

162 Because it's like a sun dial, where the sun is most definitely shining.

Never mind.

163 115
"Whore" implies a professional. So, don't use it. Unless you're paying for the transaction.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 04:45 PM (eRlcH)

I thought whores did for free what hookers charged for. Of course, being any kind of cum dumpster is reprehensible, but at least a hooker is making a living.

164 Here is the thing from my view, for what it is worth. There is a level of wearing something that provides freedom of movement, etc etc. Many of these women have worked hard and they have a great body, so yes, they are showing that off - not sure why that is so terrible for them to admit. Most worked hard for it. Maybe they don’t want to be followed around the gym by weirdos, and that is also okay. I feel strongly adult men are able to control themselves, you know, being adults and all. I also understand a larger person who is trying to get fit wanting to wear something that allows them the ability to workout, and I don’t think that needs to be a trash bag.

165 126 Justin Trudeau prided himself on having a 50-50 gender equal cabinet, by the way.

Sure, but were there any men on it?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 04:47 PM (vJrRc)

50 gay dudes to 50 lesbians IS gender neutral to these asshats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:50 PM (Y/06r)

I'd think the men would step out when the weeping started.

166 161 I don't know if those are their names on the show but I always see this show advertised on Britbox. Such a dumb name.

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)

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The British aren't great at naming their shows.


Doc Martin, huh? That's all you got? The name of the character?

167 141 Even if it is a solid rant, it is only midly-amusing. I barely cracked a smile. Leave the comedy to the dudes. And pull up your stupid pants.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 04:49 PM (dK+Kv)

It was more like an internet rant but she made some points with it at least.

I wasn't laughing either but I always enjoy it when somebody figures out him they’re being manipulated by marketing.

Then I can just sit and wait to see if they ever figure out the political left is dong the same thing to them.

168 >>>I've never even heard of Jonathan Creek, but looking it up, it stars Alan Davies (who I know, like most of the British comedians I know of, through Taskmaster)?

It's good. Some episodes are very good, some are meh. But the good ones are quite good.

It's kind of like an adult themed Encyclopedia Brown.

169 My memory of 80's female fashion:

Jeans that would be called mom jeans today
A lot of baggy sweatshirts
Knee to calf length skirts
Pants/shorts that pretended to be skirts
normal pants
baggie pants

It was certainly not the height of fashion

170 The SNL George W Bush skits were basically Bush is dumb. But they were still funny. He was dumb but kinda lovable dumb. More confused than a bad guy and always trying. That Gore Bush debate skit is a top 10 skit for me.

With Trump every skit is he’s 1000x worse than Hitler and nothing else.

171 him = how

172 Is it a reference to Dolly Parton's hair?

Lace wigs, of course

173 I thought whores did for free what hookers charged for. Of course, being any kind of cum dumpster is reprehensible, but at least a hooker is making a living.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 14, 2026 04:53 PM (2SSbU)

whores are on the barter system as opposed to a cash economy.

174 Some can't even be called shorts. They are as small as itty bitty bikinis and spandex. People have been posting photos of women wearing that at the gym for the last couple of days at X.

I hate the fake outrage. Yes, they are wearing them to get looks. From men. Why lie? Nobody needs to dress like that to work out unless you are looking for attention.
Posted by: JackStraw


And THAT is exactly what Shane Gillis was talking about. The up the crack shorts and band aid top.

175 Holy fuck, that was annoying. That wasn't comedy, that was a strident grating harridan whining bout how the idiotic principles of her shitty cult for retards has been "co-opted".

Cry more, bitch.

176 168 It's good. Some episodes are very good, some are meh. But the good ones are quite good.

It's kind of like an adult themed Encyclopedia Brown.

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

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Ah, it's on Britbox.

Well, I'm employed again and the second season of Ludwig is, I think, up on the service now. So, should be easy to justify the subscription for another month or so.

177 So, “ Elementary”, but not as good??
Posted by: tubal

More like Jonathan Creek who was a technician that designed magician illusions. Ludwig is a puzzler (one who writes puzzles) and a bit at sea with the world having been a shut in for most of his life. So there are Monk vibes here. They introduce a twin brother also played as a mostly offscreen presence for Mitchell as well. The brother was a Detective Inspector and got involved in some shadowy overarching plot that required the shutin to impersonate him in the first series and now as a consultant when he was revealed as an imposter at the end of series one.

Want humor, David Mitchell's older and much shorter series, Ambassadors, is actually quite good. And he works in a Prince Andrew visit in that series without of course directly naming the prince that came to the country to charm them for contracts.

178 I dunno, I was just watching clips, and her delivery is really good.

She does this "male voice" that makes me smile.

Even though she's a dumb lefty I think she's pretty decent.

As Norm MacDonald would say: "Iliza Shlesinger, who's funnier than her? Besides every guy."

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:34 PM (1wjle)

There's another woman who does (did?) a bit about going into Asian nail salons, sometime in the past decade.

She's funnier, but since she's making fun of non-white people, I'm guessing she's been cancelled. But she might be asian-ish, so maybe it was ok.

179 All British mystery shows are easier to follow if you turn on the closed captions. This is very important. Trust me on this.

180 This post seems rather cispatriarchical, wouldn't you say?

181 > Michael Dell's wife looks like she has anorexia. Karen Carpenter face. The left pounced on her looks quick.

It wasn't just the left. I saw several big accounts on the right doing the, "Women, why are you doing this to yourself?" line. Fortunately they were shouted down by all of the people pointing out what a great philanthropist she is.

182 164 Here is the thing from my view, for what it is worth. There is a level of wearing something that provides freedom of movement, etc etc. Many of these women have worked hard and they have a great body, so yes, they are showing that off - not sure why that is so terrible for them to admit. Most worked hard for it. Maybe they don’t want to be followed around the gym by weirdos, and that is also okay. I feel strongly adult men are able to control themselves, you know, being adults and all. I also understand a larger person who is trying to get fit wanting to wear something that allows them the ability to workout, and I don’t think that needs to be a trash bag.
Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 04:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

Piper, you are taking a sober look at this subject, but you are also missing this one point: they want the looks, but they cannot admit on pain of death that that is what they are doing- least of all themselves.

Or, they are baiting dudes into making an ass of themselves so they can post it on tiktok.

183 >>I'd think the men would step out when the weeping started.


If I am not mistaken, you are supposed to threaten them.
Something along the lines of "If you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about!".

Pretty sure that's how you stop it.

184 I'd think the men would step out when the weeping started.
Posted by: Oldca

That assumes the men weren't the ones weeping.

I certainly wouldn't put that past Trudeau.

185 Welp, just noticed that my favorite gun store is gone - don't know that too many of them will be left in this state by the end of the year. What do they call it, conspiracy to deprive citizens of their civil rights?

186 I thought whores did for free what hookers charged for.

No, that's a slut.

With Trump every skit is he’s 1000x worse than Hitler and nothing else.

That's because they knew at worst, Bush was controlled opposition.

187 my memory is very fuzzy. I shot up a lot of heroin and then bashed my skull in with a brick for a thrill.

90% of what happened was not consensual. I think.
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

So what you're saying is that it was the next Democrat politician that needs to be brought down?

188 Hookers and whores are the same thing.

It’s just hookers get to the transaction immediately while whores drag it out through drinks and dinner.

189 I'd think the men would step out when the weeping started.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy)

Gay dudes. Of the stereotypical leftist kind. They were probably doing 60% of the weeping.

190 In the one photo it looks like Trigglypuff really let herself go

191 I thought whores did for free what hookers charged for. Of course, being any kind of cum dumpster is reprehensible, but at least a hooker is making a living.
Posted by: tcn in AK

No that's sluts. Whores/hookers get paid, sluts do it for the love of the game.

192 Propinquity Dobie!

193 "I take along a group of loose women to ONE battle, and no one will forget it!"
-General Hooker

194 >>>So, “ Elementary”, but not as good??

i've been rewatching that on Prime. the first four seasons are also on YouTube for free.

Pretty decent.

195 Piper,

Thing is, if people really want to show off their hard earned physique, they can enter fitness competitions or pageants. There’s a time and a place. Perhaps gyms could have a normal people workout time and a “look at me” workout time.

And it’s never ok to walk around ina grocery store in workout gear.


I wish men would fight back and west speedos and jam tube socks in the front.

196 Ah, it's on Britbox.

Well, I'm employed again and the second season of Ludwig is, I think, up on the service now. So, should be easy to justify the subscription for another month or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I would wait a bit. Ludwig is about the only thing that is halfway watchable right now on BBC. If you do though, you and the missus might like Beyond Paradise which is family safe and also on Britbox. Death Valley is decent as well as another cozy mystery type--set in Wales.

197 That's because they knew at worst, Bush was controlled opposition.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 04:57 PM (nIKjK)

No, they didn't. He was the designated hate object. Just as Trump is today.

198 196 I would wait a bit. Ludwig is about the only thing that is halfway watchable right now on BBC. If you do though, you and the missus might like Beyond Paradise which is family safe and also on Britbox. Death Valley is decent as well as another cozy mystery type--set in Wales.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv)

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We got the service when the first season of Ludwig came up. Held onto it for like three months and let it expire. For something like $8 for one month, it's a cost I think we can absorb.

199 i've been rewatching that on Prime. the first four seasons are also on YouTube for free

Its not bad if you ignore that its supposed to be Sherlock Holmes.

200 Learned an interesting word association today:

When it entered the language from French the word "appoint" only meant to place somebody in a position or office.

And "disappoint", more rarely used, meant to undo that appointment, often leaving somebody feeling deflated and with less hope.

And in general this feeling that things did not turn out as hoped for became "disappointment".

201 This does remind me a bit of a news story a few cycles ago about female athletes complaining about "the male gaze" as they competed in their underwear.

And...not one would know who you were if you didn't dress that way. So pick - are you mad about "the male gaze" or do you want to be sorta kinda famous for having a nice butt?

202 >>And it’s never ok to walk around ina grocery store in workout gear.


This goes for Cyclists and Hunters, too.

203 And women can show off their bodies just as well by wearing clothes.

204 if you want to just dip in, one of the best eps of Jonathan Creek is "Miracle on Crooked Lane."

That's a good puzzler.

205 And it’s never ok to walk around ina grocery store in workout gear.


Yoga pants > Sweat pants with suspicious looking stains on them

206
"Okay...okay, I think I've got it. I can't call women who dress like whores, whores."

"Right, no using the w-word."

"Well, what about strumpet? Would that be okay? Strumpet?"

"Er...uh...yeah, I think so. Strumpet's fine. Just don't say the W-word."

"So I can say strumpet or prostitute, cocotte, harlot, bawd, tart, cyprian, fancy woman, working girl, sporting lady, lady of pleasure, woman of the street, slattern, and Janey Humptybum, right?"

"Yes. Those are all fine. But, not whore."

"Your wife's a whore."

"......I know."

207 There's another woman who does (did?) a bit about going into Asian nail salons, sometime in the past decade.

She's funnier, but since she's making fun of non-white people, I'm guessing she's been cancelled. But she might be asian-ish, so maybe it was ok.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Anjelah Johnson?

208 I wish men would fight back and west speedos and jam tube socks in the front.

"Cucumber wrapped in foil"
--Derek Smalls

209 No, they didn't. He was the designated hate object. Just as Trump is today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:59 PM (Y/06r)
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Many libs have read 1984, they just don't seem to know how not to play that role.

210 194 >>>So, “ Elementary”, but not as good??

i've been rewatching that on Prime. the first four seasons are also on YouTube for free.

Pretty decent.
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:58 PM (1wjle)

Johnny Lee Miller.Good actor.Never seen him in much else. Lucy Liu, always entertaining.

211 "The Grinning Man" is also good. That's a spooky one.

"Black Canary" is also good. It has a cool subversion on the Detective LeStrade type character.

212
Gillis has been on several of the history yootoob channels, and the commenters all seem to luuuuuuuuve him because he's a bit more accurate than the typical commie "comedian". But frankly, he's kind of a history retard who buys into a lot of the stupid conventional wisdom inaccuracies. He's just really funny about it.

213 I wish men would fight back and west speedos and jam tube socks in the front.

TBH the way women view average guys in speedos is not the way men view average girls in a bikini...

214 I wish men would fight back and west speedos and jam tube socks in the front.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 04:58 PM (W2Pud)
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A cucumber for me, mum.

215 I also understand a larger person who is trying to get fit wanting to wear something that allows them the ability to workout, and I don’t think that needs to be a trash bag.
Posted by: Piper

All of that is true, but it doesn't have to include booty shorts and those butt scrunch shorts. (Can you imagine the skidmarks one would get with those?)

216 And women can show off their bodies just as well by wearing clothes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 05:00 PM (W2Pud)
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Not nearly as well, though.

217 203 And women can show off their bodies just as well by wearing clothes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 05:00 PM (W2Pud)

At the risk of losing my man card, there’s such a thing as OVERexposure.

218 Yeah, looks like Senator Talarico has it in the bag. Steven Crowder is panicking! lol

219 Don't go to the grocery store in you pyjamas or old sweats either. Maybe my mom's generation went too far but I appreciated that they would dress up any time they left the house. Back then men wore a suit even if you were the plumber when you left the house. You can't tell me society was worse for it.

220 If he lives long enough I predict Trump will morph into “Good Republican” the way GWB did. Because the current Bad Republican (which is every Republican) has to be compared to the last one in a bad light.

I can see circa 2040 leftists saying I disagreed with Trump on many things but he was reasonable not like John Smith here who is running for president and is exponentially worse than Hitler ever was.

221 Yass slay Kween watchutalkinboutwillis Noam saying fo' reel fo' reel.

222 "I take along a group of loose women to ONE battle, and no one will forget it!"
-General Hooker
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
________

And no one will forget my facial hair.
-General Burnside

223 And women can show off their bodies just as well by wearing clothes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 05:00 PM (W2Pud)

plus men are pretty good at extrapolating from the visual parts to fill in the picture. Men like skin, sure, but they also like the women in sweaters.

224 209 No, they didn't. He was the designated hate object. Just as Trump is today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:59 PM (Y/06r)
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Many libs have read 1984, they just don't seem to know how not to play that role.
Posted by: Axeman

SATIRE is lost upon the LIBs.
Whether they get a CongressMONSTER majority or not is irrellevant -- anything bad that happens is NOW *THEIR* FAULT!

Case in point.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
HOLD THAT TIGER! HOLD THAT TIGER!

225 I wish men would fight back and west speedos and jam tube socks in the front.

"Cucumber wrapped in foil"
--Derek Smalls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 05:00 PM (nIKjK)
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Armadillos.

226 If they are showing I might look but thats as far as it gets⁷

227 Or, they are baiting dudes into making an ass of themselves so they can post it on tiktok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:56 PM (Y/06r

Ya know, the way out of this is to starve from the attention they crave. Which is true of so many things. I personally find the girls who think every man at the gym is staring at her annoying, because, and maybe they need to sit down a second, they aren’t all that incredible looking.

There was a time when people wanted to attract other people so they could go date and pair up. It wasn’t a bad thing. This sanitized no one can be attracted to anyone thing is not all the lined up with human nature. But there is definitely a line between hey, I think I look good, and want you to think I look good, versus my shorts are tight so now you get to glom all over me and I asked for it. There is also a line between short short girl, and someone having a train ridden on them and expecting zero judgement for that.

228 TBH most people look better in some clothes then completely naked.

Clothes are there for modesty, warmth and physical protection but also to make us look better.

And this is true even for people in fairly good shape because no one is perfect.

229 >>>And in general this feeling that things did not turn out as hoped for became "disappointment".

huh.

that kind of fills in a gap for me, because the French word for disappoint is nothing like "disappoint." It's something like "decevoir" (which I guess is something like "receive badly").

so now I know why disappoint =/= disappoint.

230 I feel strongly adult men are able to control themselves, you know, being adults and all. I also understand a larger person who is trying to get fit wanting to wear something that allows them the ability to workout, and I don’t think that needs to be a trash bag.
Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 04:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

The problem is more about women wearing these outfits and getting angry just because a guy looked at her, sometimes with her phone out so she can post it on TikTok.

There’s no epidemic of sexual assaults at gyms that I’m aware of. So men, in general, are doing OK. But it’s become a performative act from sone women to get me attracted and then get offended if they’re attracted (usually because the guy isn’t up to her standards and must be punished for the insolence).

You go out dressed like that in public anywhere long enough to be noticed and you could draw some unwanted attention by men.

They should must be thankful they aren’t dressing like this in a country where men don’t bother controlling themselves instead of just complaining or joking about it here.

231 >>Men like skin, sure, but they also like the women in sweaters.


Brautigan wrote a great short called 'Women - when they put their clothes on in the morning'

232 222

And no one will forget my facial hair.
-General Burnside
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 14, 2026 05:03 PM (JzUSu)

Unloved baby names - Ambrose.

233 179 All British mystery shows are easier to follow if you turn on the closed captions. This is very important. Trust me on this.
Posted by: dantesed
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Watch enough of them you can pick up the dialects.
Hardest is Highland Scot.

234 Men like skin, sure, but they also like the women in sweaters.


As long as it is ONLY the sweater

235 5pm

FoxNews - the Five - Emily is there - New York debate with that whore Hochul.

CNN - notices inflation exists! Trump holds rallies as inflation surges.

MSNow - Trump, Putin, Russia - all evil

CBC - Alberta Referendum.

236 No, they didn't. He was the designated hate object. Just as Trump is today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:59 PM (Y/06r)
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Many libs have read 1984, they just don't seem to know how not to play that role.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

Orwell was a socialist, he knew pretty well what they are like.

237 At the risk of losing my man card, there’s such a thing as OVERexposure.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 05:02 PM (Gqar
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When you can tell the cut from the contour of the yoga pants, we might have overexposure.

238 (Can you imagine the skidmarks one would get with those?)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 14, 2026 05:02 PM (vJrRc)

ewww. Clean your booties, people! No matter what you are wearing!

239 You go out dressed like that in public anywhere long enough to be noticed and you could draw some unwanted attention by men.

There was a device you could pick up in the video game Defender called a "smart bomb" that blew up all the enemies on the screen but harmed nothing else. That's what some women seem to think dressing sexy is: it only will attract the hot rich tall guys. You clothes are not a smart bomb, they work on every man.

240
The truth is, for everyone, if you want to be respected, dress repectably.

I remember a fairly recent story where a black guy ran a test. He went into a bank to ask for a loan in hoodie and street clothes. He was just about run out. Then later, he went in dressed in a well-cut suit and tie. They just about fell over themselves to help him.

241 The problem is more about women wearing these outfits and getting angry just because a guy looked at her, sometimes with her phone out so she can post it on TikTok.

There’s no epidemic of sexual assaults at gyms that I’m aware of. So men, in general, are doing OK. But it’s become a performative act from sone women to get me attracted and then get offended if they’re attracted (usually because the guy isn’t up to her standards and must be punished for the insolence).

You go out dressed like that in public anywhere long enough to be noticed and you could draw some unwanted attention by men.

They should must be thankful they aren’t dressing like this in a country where men don’t bother controlling themselves instead of just complaining or joking about it here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)
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No, it really tells the story of the widespread female preference for attention on their terms only. Anything else, is almost "sexual assault".

242 I just wear old law school tshirts to the gym and everyone gives me a wide berth

243 219 Don't go to the grocery store in you pyjamas or old sweats either. Maybe my mom's generation went too far but I appreciated that they would dress up any time they left the house. Back then men wore a suit even if you were the plumber when you left the house. You can't tell me society was worse for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2026 05:02 PM (nIKjK)

What? No whale-tails at Walmart? That is on my Walmart Bingo card.

244 As I mentioned yesterday, I am floored when I see a young lady exiting church pews in yoga pants.

I mean, only the color is left to the imagination.

245 10 Theo Von’s IQ can’t be over 85.

I genuinely don’t understand how he’s become so wildly popular being as retarded as he is.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 14, 2026 04:28 PM (k3anH)

Can I invent an explanation? I will give it a shot!

There is roughly a 30-point IQ Communication Gap. (Really, two standard deviations, but that's not just math -- worse, it's statistics.) So, a somewhat bright, 120 IQ comedian's sense of humor may seem overly abstract and unfunny to the average Heritage (non-immigrant) Black with an 85 IQ (one standard deviation below the mean).

Conversely, a comedian whose IQ is Right There With Them will hit their entire community, as well as the whole peak of the bell curve up to 115, and also the smarter ones who are drunk or high* at the time. It's a smart market-maximizing play -- but since he isn't smart, he probably just stumbled into it by accident.

* There was an exchange, I think on the old Motley Fool paid forums, where someone wondered how Two And A Half Men could be so popular. "It's just sex and fart jokes." And one guy replied, "Yeah, well, that's all I can handle at the end of the day, after using up all my brainpower at work."

246 Ya know, the way out of this is to starve from the attention they crave. Which is true of so many things. I personally find the girls who think every man at the gym is staring at her annoying, because, and maybe they need to sit down a second, they aren’t all that incredible looking.

Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 05:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

It is harder to do when they can either get looks from men they like in the gym and win, get looks from men they don't like in the gym and put it on the web and win, not get looks and edit the clip to make you think so and win, or not get looks and fake an accident and put THAT on the web and win.

247
TBH most people look better in some clothes then completely naked.

You may view your partner through the prism of love or lust, but, let's face it, 99% of us look awful without clothes.

248 GatewayPundit....

Nearly half of France’s enormous Muslim population would consider leaving the country if Marine Le Pen wins the presidency next year, according to a new poll.

The IFOP survey, published by French weekly Marianne, found that 46 percent of Muslim respondents would contemplate emigrating following a Le Pen victory.

Approximately seven million Muslims are estimated to live in France, many of whom have come from former French colonies such as Algeria, Morocco and Cameroon

249 They just about fell over themselves to help him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 05:07 PM (eRlcH)

Once you’ve got money in the bank by the thousands they start smiling a lot more.

250 Speaking of streaming...

The new "Carrie" series on Prime is not good.

It gets so much wrong and well just weirdly so.

The writer/director wants to turn "Carrie" into a paean to grrrrrl boss powerful woman through all time.

That "Carrie" ends with Carrie being a happy, all-powerful girl boss gives you an idea of just how wrong it all goes.

They also want it to be a series more like something along the lines of "Firestarter" or "The Fury".

Eh...well, at least Stephen King gotta be happy with all the money they paid him.

251 The problem is more about women wearing these outfits and getting angry just because a guy looked at her, sometimes with her phone out so she can post it on TikTok
SpeakingOf at October 14

Annoying and dumb, zero argument from me on this.

252 Take filming out of gyms and the main character is no more

253 Funny take on X about the Gillis joke.

This Shane Gillis thing is huge for women because they all collectively get to be their favorite three things all at the same time

– the victim
– the hero
– sexy

— Pub (@PubWanghaf) October 14, 2026

254 I also mentioned that men and women must be truly different if men like me find basketball shorts, which don't show anything (unless your freeballing) the most comfortable, but for women it's a garment that shows every contour--and attracts "unwanted" attention.

255 250

Eh...well, at least Stephen King gotta be happy with all the money they paid him.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2026 05:10 PM (YSUhf)

Maybe that old bitch can buy some more cats.

256 So, a somewhat bright, 120 IQ comedian's sense of humor may seem overly abstract and unfunny to the average Heritage (non-immigrant) Black with an 85 IQ (one standard deviation below the mean).

Chris Rock in a moment of candor talking to fellow comedians noted that what they can get away with mentioning once works but with his audience he has to say things several times before they get it.

TBH most people look better in some clothes then completely naked.

When I was a young fella, Terri Hatcher was a major crush. So gorgeous. But when I saw her naked, I wished I had not.

257 Musical Interlude:

https://tinyurl.com/3nr2astj

258 4 Commies can allow no humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2026 04:27 PM (Y/06r)

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Not true, historically commies could joke about jews, the mentally ill, retards, homosexuals and jews. Basically all of the people that they tried genocide on.

Nowadays, they make fun of white men, christians and conservatives

259 242 I just wear old law school tshirts to the gym and everyone gives me a wide berth
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 05:07 PM (enNUy)

If only they knew that sense of humor behind the shirt they’d be hopping to go get some coffee with you.

260 252 Take filming out of gyms and the main character is no more
Posted by: nckate
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Filming should be out at most places. Life is not a bad remake of reality tv and people are not main characters. This urge to put everything on social media complete with video, audio, and stills is not healthy either. And the new Meta and Google spy glasses are going to make public even worse.

261 >>There is roughly a 30-point IQ Communication Gap. (Really, two standard deviations, but that's not just math -- worse, it's statistics.)


I have been making this argument to people since college.

It's almost like speaking different languages when you get to the second deviation.

262
We once had a bad problem where we received a check for funds we needed for a closing the next day. Her Majesty and I went to the bank in the best clothes in our wardrobes and talked to the manager about it. He said he'd be happy to have a cashier's check made out on the spot for the amount. Maybe he would have done it anyway, but why leave anything on the table?

263 Unloved baby names - Ambrose.
Posted by: tubal at October 14, 2026 05:04 PM (Gqar

Saint and Bishop in Roman times. Was famous for making an Emperor do penance for getting pissed off and doing a mass execution in Greece. He was selected bishop before he was even baptized IIRC.

264 This Shane Gillis thing is huge for women because they all collectively get to be their favorite three things all at the same time

One guy pointed out that he did the ultimate b'rer rabbit thing by getting hundreds of women to post sexy outfits of themselves with him tagged on social media LOL

265 I also mentioned that men and women must be truly different if men like me find basketball shorts, which don't show anything (unless your freeballing) the most comfortable, but for women it's a garment that shows every contour--and attracts "unwanted" attention.
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2026 05:11 PM

With what I do, I really need to see form, baggy clothes make it very hard. It’s the same with dance and why dancers wear what they do. But the attention you get in my studio is me correcting your form. You aren’t going to get great video content because 1. You are not allowed to film in my studio for personal content. And 2. If you have time for that, you aren’t working hard enough.

266 As Norm MacDonald would say: "Iliza Shlesinger, who's funnier than her? Besides every guy."

Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 04:34 PM (1wjle)

I am not bagging on her in particular. It's a testament to her that I stayed around for the punchline. Still not very funny.

267 Eugene Levy's extremely gay son is one of the people outraged by Gillis comments. Always thought Levy was funny, I have no idea why his kid would think someone cares about his opinion

268 267 Eugene Levy's extremely gay son is one of the people outraged by Gillis comments. Always thought Levy was funny, I have no idea why his kid would think someone cares about his opinion
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 05:14 PM (V2IGM)

He’s a rather homely Diva queen.

269 Take filming out of gyms and the main character is no more
Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 05:10 PM (enNUy)

They will film from the sidewalk the evil place that banned their cameras.

270 I just read that Norm MacDonald, while always pretending to be dumb, graduated high school at age 14.

His belief was that an audience couldn't get behind someone like Bill Maher trying to show how smart he was.

The thing is, though, that everyone knew MacDonald's dumb guy act was an act. He frequently showed his intelligence.

271 In some ways, I find the whole gym dressing controversy overwrought.
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Due to medical issues, I spend time in pt almost every week of the year and have for years now.

Guess what, no one wears dresses 'sexy' for pt and I am guessing it is in part because of expectations. No pretty young thing expects to find the man of her dreams in pt rehab.

All just another stupid fad brought about by social media influencer wannbes that deserve to be ignored by thirsty soy boys and the rest of us until they move onto some other fad.

272 Saw a conversation about the future, and it brings up an illustration of sexes. Men's wants are so simple, that someday, theoretically they might be able to buy a companion product off the line. Something that can look like a top 1% woman, engage in sex without manipulation, and simulate a pleasant personality.

But no business can afford to ship out top-20% income earners for women. And almost no woman could afford to buy it.

Also I counter the eww factor women have to this thought, with my speculation that far more phallic sex toys are probably sold to "modern liberated women" who cannot be shamed for that choice, than pocket pussies and blow-up dolls.

273 And 2. If you have time for that, you aren’t working hard enough.

Posted by: Piper at October 14, 2026 05:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

And 3, spankings.

274 He said he'd be happy to have a cashier's check made out on the spot for the amount. Maybe he would have done it anyway, but why leave anything on the table?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2026 05:13 PM (eRlcH)

It probably helps in that it commands a bit more respect due to effort and tradition alone.

But banking is a customer service business.
They should be kissing your ass if you’ve got a lot if money with them, no matter if you’re in a three piece suit or shorts and flip-flops.

275
The IFOP survey, published by French weekly Marianne, found that 46 percent of Muslim respondents would contemplate emigrating following a Le Pen victory.


Where would they go?

276 ICE can't be regulated by California law. A 9th circuit win and a AG Bonta loss.
I betcha California defies the 9th circuit and arrests ICE agents anyway.

277 Please clarify...who was crying? Justin or his gaggle of femtwats?

278 267 Eugene Levy's extremely gay son is one of the people outraged by Gillis comments. Always thought Levy was funny, I have no idea why his kid would think someone cares about his opinion
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Nepots trying to find their way in the world out of the shadow of their parents. Same for trust fund babies.

279 Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)
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That's what I'm saying. When I'm hot in the summer, and don't want the feeling of anything on me, and don't have to carry around stuff in my pocket, nothing beats basketball shorts.

280 Didn't know Schlesinger but looked her up. Very pro Israel, but also pro abortion, trans rights and BLM. With the exception of Israel, pass

281 Please clarify...who was crying? Justin or his gaggle of femtwats?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 14, 2026 05:18 PM (XMwZJ)

Justin first. Nobody's gonna cry if the Dear Leader isn't.

282 The "Future is Female" is already here. Kinda sucks, actually.

283 The thing is, though, that everyone knew MacDonald's dumb guy act was an act. He frequently showed his intelligence.
Posted by: ace at October 14, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle)

You have to be pretty smart to play dumb effectively and convincingly.

284 As mentioned several times above, most people look better in clothes, than without. Especially with some years on. There’s a sweet spot for unclad, and we ain’t in it.

285 ICE can't be regulated by California law. A 9th circuit win and a AG Bonta loss.
I betcha California defies the 9th circuit and arrests ICE agents anyway.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2026 05:18 PM (Wt1Rs)
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Why not? Heller has never owned a gun in DC.

Even long after the libs have established a long tradition of complaining about the Heller decision making us less safe.

286 I kinda liked Schitt's Creek until they started requiring me to watch two sloppy gay kisses per show.

287 The IFOP survey, published by French weekly Marianne, found that 46 percent of Muslim respondents would contemplate emigrating following a Le Pen victory.


Where would they go?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2026 05:18 PM (Cqx++)

Germany

288 @276 -- If that happened, President A. T. Cromulent would have every federal law enforcement agency up their ass so hard they couldn't shit for a month. And/or have a special forces team break them out of prison with extreme prejudice, IYKWIMAITYD.

289 The hag holding the "WE NEED SENTENCES NOT ESSAYS" sign is really something special.

Buy a mask, bitch.

290 🚨 JUST IN: MSNOW reports "KASH PATEL IS IN RUSSIA"

FBI Director Kash Patel is on camera, right now, going full tough on crime mode at Liberty University in Virginia, USA 🇺🇸

You literally can't make this up 🤣🤡

Which "sources" fed MSNOW total BS?

291 Can't find the link to the girl in the short shorts.

292 @276 -- If that happened, President A. T. Cromulent would have every federal law enforcement agency up their ass so hard they couldn't shit for a month. And/or have a special forces team break them out of prison with extreme prejudice, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 14, 2026 05:21 PM (XMwZJ)

The zeroth thing would be no funding from the feds instantly. That would probably do it, then they would try their rent a mobs like before.

293 290 🚨 JUST IN: MSNOW reports "KASH PATEL IS IN RUSSIA"

FBI Director Kash Patel is on camera, right now, going full tough on crime mode at Liberty University in Virginia, USA 🇺🇸

You literally can't make this up 🤣🤡

Which "sources" fed MSNOW total BS?
Posted by: SMOD
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MSNOW sources say that the Kash Patel at Liberty is an animatronic robot while the real Kash is in Russia plotting the downfall of Ukraine and Europe with Putin.

294 Which "sources" fed MSNOW total BS?
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2026 05:22 PM (AFudc)

Posts on X and bluesky.

295 I think it might be Iliza Schlesinger
_____

She Wolf of the SS, that Iliza?

296 MSNOW sources say that the Kash Patel at Liberty is an animatronic robot while the real Kash is in Russia plotting the downfall of Ukraine and Europe with Putin.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

Like we have to plot. They do it to themselves.

297 Trump has No F**** left to give.
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"
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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31m
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump suggests Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs (D) may be BOUGHT OFF by the CARTELS, calling on every AZ voter to vote Andy Biggs

"Katie Hobbs does the BIDDING of the cartels. People say SHE'S PAID OFF BY THE CARTELS."

"Something HAS to be between her and the cartels because she causes DEATH in your state. She vetoed 18 bills cracking down on crime including legislation to crush the drug cartels...it would've BROKEN the cartels."

"She wouldn't sign increased sentences for fentanyl!"

"Andy Biggs is SMART. And he's COMMON SENSE. He respects the heroes of ICE and Border Patrol." 💯

Bill after bill to crack down landed on Hobbs' desk, and she vetoed them! That's BETRAYAL

Andy Biggs has fought for border security his entire career. The contrast could NOT be clearer"

298 Hmmm...I see that Cornell is now exclusively a school for repulsive fat hags. Good to know...

299 ========
MSNOW sources say that the Kash Patel at Liberty is an animatronic robot while the real Kash is in Russia plotting the downfall of Ukraine and Europe with Putin.

Posted by: whig
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Good. I'm sick of Ukraine and the little boss twerk they haven't hanged.

300 Which "sources" fed MSNOW total BS?
Posted by: SMOD

I don't remember major media corps having to rebrand themselves every few years like these people have to.

301 Polling (spit) but not great news for Dems in NY. Couple of close Congress races there.

"
Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
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1h
🚨 MASSIVE SHIFT IN NEW YORK! 🚨
A stunning CNN poll shows Democrats COLLAPSING by -36 points among Jewish voters in New York’s congressional ballot—dropping from D+49 four years ago to a mere D+13 today!
Voters are waking up to radical far-left policies and turning their backs on anti-Israel rhetoric.
The realignment is HAPPENING. Time to vote RED! 🇺🇸🔥"

302 Not a yuge Shane Gillis fan, but his Donald trump is spot-on, and not mean, or belittling. He legitimately loves Trump's delivery.

303 Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:23 PM

Did robot Kash Patel grab's some woman' s butt like the robot in an earlier story?

304 Couple nice young women are grocery getters, I prefer to go and get my own. But don't wear yoga pants like they do

305 Like we have to plot. They do it to themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I am never invited to the planning and plotting meetings somehow.

306 Andy Biggs has fought for border security his entire career. The contrast could NOT be clearer"
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)

Not sure why we aren't always playing this line on all of the asshole democrats.

307 Not a yuge Shane Gillis fan, but his Donald trump is spot-on, and not mean, or belittling. He legitimately loves Trump's delivery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 14, 2026 05:28 PM (0aYVJ)

Didn't know of him but for this faux outrage. The Streisand effect.

308 Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)

Good; I hope it translates to people voting for Bruce Blakeman over Kathy Hochul for Governor.

309 I kinda liked Schitt's Creek until they started requiring me to watch two sloppy gay kisses per show.
Posted by: Bring Back Archie And Edith at October 14, 2026 05:21 PM (EdP2u)
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That sounds about right.

I was a long time fan of Levy and O'Hara--and really all the SCTV cast. (Besides Robin Duke, Tony Rosatto, and some of the fill-in players before they landed at SNL).

Harold Ramis did some great stuff at SCTV while he was head writer, too.

310 And to take a comparison, SNL had a skit on Reagan once where Reagan pretended to be senile to the public while being sharp as a tack as soon as the cameras turned off. And it was funny. Now the overall setup was mean but...they changed it in a way so it wasn't just "Reagan is bad"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

One of the many great Phil Hartman (here as Reagan) skits.

311 Did robot Kash Patel grab's some woman' s butt like the robot in an earlier story?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Heh, same model I guess except Patel's has a mask on.

312 That's what I'm saying. When I'm hot in the summer, and don't want the feeling of anything on me, and don't have to carry around stuff in my pocket, nothing beats basketball shorts.
Posted by: Axeman

I LOVE 1970s style basketball shorts!

313
Dobriy vyecher, I mean good evening fellow Americans of Freedom College. We will go very tough on capitalist failures of society like crime, as in old country. I mean new country of America. But only crime of how do you call it? Vulnerable populations I think is what we say here in America. Those crimes. Not excellent Russian crime, which is crime of highest quality and authentic labeling.

314 Like we have to plot. They do it to themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I am never invited to the planning and plotting meetings somehow.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)

Well the first thing when Trump proposed a peace deal there was the EU and Z getting together to torpedo it. They will do almost everything to keep the war going aside from having armies (for the EU) and winning the fights.

315 Good; I hope it translates to people voting for Bruce Blakeman over Kathy Hochul for Governor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Poll, spit, but Hochul down to 47-43 over Blakeman and her awful performance in the debate last night might make it closer. I don't think the Dems concentration on Orangeman Bad rather than a new trove of goodies for the gimmedats is working. DSA type candidates are making it worse in some of the key close races too.

316 Posted by: Russian Kashbot at October 14, 2026 05:30 PM (BI5O2)

We get better content writing in throwaway comments than SNL has had for decades.

317 I am never invited to the planning and plotting meetings somehow.

Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)
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Nobody ever sends me the latest dog whistle decoder rings either.

318 Whore!
Uhn!
What it is good for?
Absolutely one thing!
Say it again!

319 Arynne Wexler ftw when comes to lib-shredding comediennes.

320 Well the first thing when Trump proposed a peace deal there was the EU and Z getting together to torpedo it. They will do almost everything to keep the war going aside from having armies (for the EU) and winning the fights.
Posted by: Oldcat

Pretty obvious that the EU wants to keep the Russian money they froze to backstop the whole banking and economic system of the Euro. I think that is what is driving it in part. They cannot go to their people having wasted billions on Ukraine (and of course kickbacks right back to the Euro pols) without being able to grasp some way to call it a victory. Stealing the frozen money is part of that I think.

321 According to the DC U.S. District Court’s public website, DC U.S. Magistrate Judge Matthew Sharbaugh would have signed the search warrant of Ilhan Omar’s DC home.

Judge Sharbough, picked by the Democrat-controlled DC federal court at the end of the Biden administration, previously twice clerked for DC Obama Judge Robert Wilkins.

322 Nobody ever sends me the latest dog whistle decoder rings either.
Posted by: Axeman
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Oh. I have that. Latest message decoded from Ace says Be Sure to Drink More Ovaltine.

323 Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.
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Right, these days the proper term is "sex workers".

And they "wear the uniform" (h/t Chapelle)

324 NYer here. I hope Blakeman wins but doubtful. The problem is the NY legislature has a Dem supermajority and the DSA won like 12 seats combined in the Senate and Assembly. He could get little done.
Watch January because when these lunatics are sworn in the most crazed legislation will be put in.

325 Oh. I have that. Latest message decoded from Ace says Be Sure to Drink More Ovaltine.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
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They should make the jar oval. I mean, why isn't it called Roundtine?

326 I try to remember rule #3.

Don't be sexist. Bitches hate that.

327 Is that James Talacreepo in the middle of that ‘they look exactly like you think’ pic?

328 when I go to the gym I want the good looking women to dress like whores!!!!!!

329 Good. I'm sick of Ukraine and the little boss twerk they haven't hanged.

Posted by: Braenyard

Ah, the little pervert piano pecker player who makes everything worse. Nasty vile amoral creature.

330 Pretty obvious that the EU wants to keep the Russian money they froze to backstop the whole banking and economic system of the Euro. I think that is what is driving it in part. They cannot go to their people having wasted billions on Ukraine (and of course kickbacks right back to the Euro pols) without being able to grasp some way to call it a victory. Stealing the frozen money is part of that I think.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

It's already a big L - the uncertainty of having your stash swiped when the Euros get on their high horse is very disturbing to a lot of foreign investors and many are finding other outlets that are safer. I'm sure they'd love the money too but even the 250 billion isn't gonna last them long even if spent wisely...and it won't be spent that way.

331 Oh. I have that. Latest message decoded from Ace says Be Sure to Drink More Ovaltine.
Posted by: whig at October 14, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
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They should make the jar oval. I mean, why isn't it called Roundtine?
Posted by: Axeman at October 14, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

Cylindricaltine.

332 321 According to the DC U.S. District Court’s public website, DC U.S. Magistrate Judge Matthew Sharbaugh would have signed the search warrant of Ilhan Omar’s DC home.

Judge Sharbough, picked by the Democrat-controlled DC federal court at the end of the Biden administration, previously twice clerked for DC Obama Judge Robert Wilkins.

Posted by: SMOD
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This is part of the backdoor war between the Obama's and the Clinton's. Obama judges against Clinton Democrats. Clinton judges against Obama Democrats.

333 Feminists and their thirsty eunuch orbiters are having a tough time lately, what with Lindsay Clancy and Train Doe.

They really need something. I guess it's this.

334 Wish it didn’t need to be said over and over.

Women are not a joke, not a punchline. Women’s bodies, and the clothing women choose to wear are not topics for men to debate or criticize.
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Wish this didn't need to be said over and over:

STFU, speech-nazi.

335 Cornell has banned all frat parties as investigation into alleged sexual assault continues.
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I don't have a dog in that fight.

336 Nood. Gay.

337 I've been watching a lot of Bridget Phetasy on youtube lately. She's funny and she's courageous. She's doing well, despite a bad start in life, the kind of person you want to succeed.

338 Been seeing Arynne videos. Would like to see her at a comedy club

339 Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
WATCH: NBC’s ‘Today’ spent over 90 seconds of its six-minute-plus profile of third-generation Chick-fil-A Andrew Cathy harassing him over his family’s Christian roots supporting traditional marriage, which led to the bans, protesters, and threats to the company in 2012

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Chick-fil-A is evil. They addicted me to their chicken and waffles.

340 Did anyone else chub up from the FREEDOMNEWS picture?

341 I also understand a larger person who is trying to get fit wanting to wear something that allows them the ability to workout, and I don’t think that needs to be a trash bag.
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There is an entire panoply of workout clothes for people of all shapes and sizes that exists and has existed for the last couple of decades, which allows you to move and get your workout in without unnecessary encumbrance.

These things existed and girls wore them when I was in college 25+ years ago. Running shorts, actual sports bras and athletic tank tops that aren't glorified body paint.

The girls didn't gripe back then, and guess what, the guys still stole a glance because leaving something to the imagination is actually sexier than wearing underwear to the gym most of the time.

342 >>>Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.
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Right, these days the proper term is "sex workers".

>Actually is 'social influencer.' Social media has made prostitution legal again.

343 Ace, I read the title as Genital Warts. Seriously.

I guess because I read Cornell comments and have a STD of eyeballs.

Now I will read this one.

Why, for starters, do these women care what others think about they gym clothing? Granted I would be uncomfortable with the shorts and adjusting. Much less being with guys who can't help but look if you are next to them.

I'm a grandmother and still get hit on wearing long tee shirts and capri leggings in a park with grandkids. I don't want to be hit on (husband was taking our crazy #1 girl to the loo) at this point in life. I was not flaunting anything at a picnic table with grandson.

I never had to try in my prime because I was nice to look at and fun, wearing jeans and a stylin top. I didn't ever think about swishing in to catch a man.

I caught the one I married without trying. In fact he was dating a classmate and I refused to go out with him til he cleared that up. No way was I a boyfriend stealer or even thought about stealing a married man.

If you want to dress this way, go for it (I guess).
If you look good why care what others (men) think? That's empowerment, baybee. Not that I agree with what you wear, but it ain't Iran.

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Cornell's Jane Doe Nominated for Best Rape Hoax at This Year's Spirit Awards

She's a shoe-in.

During her seven hour rape by seven rapists, she apparently had full possession and use of her phone, which she, get this, did not use to summon the authorities but instead chat with her roomie.

Don't you Racists know that all women in the middle of a gang-rape experience trauma that causes them to text as if nothing is happening?

See, all lies told by rape hoaxers are actually "classic signs of trauma." It's just Science, Bigots.

"Cornell 7" accuser Jane Doe sent her roommate a three-letter text during the time she alleges she was gang raped -- which a lawyer for one of the accused frat brothers cites as proof she wasn't too wasted to consent.

Jane Doe's roommate texted her at 3:05 a.m. on Oct. 20, 2024, to ask her, "You coming home tn [tonight]?" according to a screenshot shared by TMZ show.

"idk," the accuser replied, using the three-letter abbreviation for "I don't know."

The text appears to have been sent from Jane Doe's phone in the middle of what she later alleged was a drunken, ketamine-fuelled gang-rape in the Chi Phi fraternity house on Cornell University's Ithaca, New York, campus.

The exchange took place between half an hour and an hour after Doe says multiple men were snorting ketamine off her body, and she was so intoxicated she couldn't process what was going on.

At least one of the seven accused fraternity brothers' lawyers says that the messages -- which featured in Cornell's internal disciplinary hearing -- show the woman was not incapacitated and could read, process, and respond to messages, TMZ reported.

Jane Doe's roommate, who sent the first message, later shared a picture of their sorority dorm room on social media at around 11:15 a.m. on the morning after the alleged gang rape, along with the caption, "It was a good night when only one out [of] three of us made it back."

She also wrote "i love u" to one of her gang-rapists and reminisced about snorting ketamine ("ket") off one rapist's dong.

Another classic "tell" of rape trauma.

Good heavens, about two days after she claims to have been gang raped, she told one of her so-called rapists, "I really do love u."

Last week, yet more texts from Jane Doe to a member of the group of frat brothers known as the "Cornell 7" were released. According to TMZ, these texts are between her and Jonathan Newell.

"ps. I'm not sure if u remember but I did ket off your dick at some point ... and I honestly think that was one of the most insane/jaw dropping moments of the night," wrote Jane Doe to Newell, per TMZ.

He responded with, "I'm just glad ur ok, I was kinda upset w all the stories going around earlier but at the end of the day that's all they r."

Then Newell appears to respond to her news about doing ketamine off of him with, "And I have no memory of that last part." This text closes with a laughing emoji.

I think he was raped, too.

She then writes, "oh jesus not the stories i don't even think i wanna know. I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

Per TMZ, this exchange occurred on the evening of October 21, 2024, which is the day after the alleged gang rape.

Then, ten days later, after Newell's fraternity disinvited her to a Halloween party she was eager to attend, Jane Doe changed her tune...

Something else that happened over those ten days was Jane Doe finding herself slut-shamed on campus.

The night after the event, it sounds like she's bragging about snorting the drugs off of his penis. Then, ten days later, she's basically claiming she was forced to do this.

Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.

Be better, Bigots.

#BeBetter.