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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be the Third September Edition? October will be here before you know it and we'll be in Texas!
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
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FUNdamentals
One eye? Two eyes? Four eyes? How do you do it?
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TXMoMe
They Mome'n down in Texas!
The time has come to begin the discussion of the upcoming TXMoMe in Corsicana, TX on October 16-17. This is the eleventh annual TXMoMe, or Conservative Burning Man as it's popularly known, and it promises to be a doozy. A double=doozy even. A bigly double-doozy! If you're in either the Northern or Southern Hemisphere of the Planet of the Earth, contact Ben Had for details on attending. The dates and email links for all MoMes are always helpfully included on the blog's main page, left sidebar.
What started years ago as a small get-together and informal plinking session lasting a couple of hours has matured into a full scale jamboree-hootenanny including a program of shooting activities for both handguns and rifles over two days. I have to thank Ben Had, Cow Horse Queen and RancherBob for making this whole thing happen and providing the opportunity for the shooting to comprise such a significant portion of the event.
But wait! There's more! Combine that with world class food and drink, and the even world classier company of your fellow Morons, and you have a weekend that legends are made of. For those not inclined to shoot (?), there are non-stop opportunities to relax in the shade of the carport or under a handy nearby tree with a beverage and visit with your online pals to your hearts content, which is really what the whole damn thing is about in the first place..
Allow me to be serious for a minute. I have said this probably two hundred and eighty-three times now. These gatherings are a really good time, and I know of no one who expresses regret after having attended one. Actually it goes beyond that. It's not just a weekend of laughs, it's an opportunity to connect with lots of like-minded people and create lasting friendships and priceless memories. No kidding. Think that's hyperbole? It snot. Would your ol' pal Weasel lie to you? Well, yes he would, but not about this. TXMoMe veterans will attest to the funness and completely laid-back nature of the event. Don't be a dork, do yourself a favor and get yo' ass to Texas!
TXMoMe veterans: please jump into the comments to encourage the scairdy-cats to join in the fun! What was your first MoMe like? What were you expecting? Were you surprised? Did you have a great time?
If you are attending the TXMoMe this year, and all the cool kids are, please keep an eye on this section for important information and updates in the coming weeks. I also want to reiterate the TXMoMe is not a gun thing with some socializing attached, but rather is a social thing with some shooting attached. If you aren't a shooter, I guarantee you will not feel out of place and will have a great time. No fooling!
Are all y'all getting excited? Weasel are!!
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09/20/26 Update/Reminder
Well, not really an update but rather more of a reminder.
Volunteers: If you are interested in helping out, please send me a note (gunthread at protonmail dot com) on when you plan to arrive (day and approximate time). It is really critical to have this information for scheduling and to make certain we have the proper coverage to make the shooting portion safe and enjoyable for all concerned. Thank you in advance!
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2026 TXMoMe Schedule
Here is an outline of the schedule of events. Times are tentative and subject to modification/change. This schedule will be included in the Gun Thread with any changes incorporated going forward until the event, so please check back weekly.
Friday, 10/16
Rifle Program
8am - 10am: Rifle Clinic (carport)
10am - 11am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Friday Arrivals! (carport)
Noon: Light lunch provided (carport)
11am - 4pm: Live fire (rifle range - targets to 1,000 yds)
Handgun Program
10am - 11am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Friday Arrivals! (carport)
11:00am - 12:00pm: Handgun FUNdamentals
Noon: Light lunch provided (carport)
1:00pm to 2:00 pm (carport - confirmation pending) - Demonstration: Basics of Rifle & Handgun Cleaning and Maintenance - EdL
1pm - 4:00pm: Static live fire (pistol range)
Saturday, 10/17
Rifle Program
9am - 10am: Combined Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Saturday arrivals! (carport)
9am - 1pm: Live fire (rifle range)
Handgun Program
9am - 10am: Range and Safety Briefing - Mandatory for Saturday arrivals! (carport)
9am - 1pm: Live fire (pistol range)
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Shooters: Bring your own hearing and eye protection, and wear sensible shoes as the ground on the ranges can be uneven! Also, please plan on stopping somewhere along your way to Texas and picking up some ammunition if you plan to shoot and aren't bringing your own weapons/ammo. Everyone is very generous with sharing, but please don't rely on the generosity of others to provide everything for you. You can really help out by grabbing a box of 9mm or 5.56mm or whatever you want to shoot. Here is a link to Brinson Power Sports in Corsicana which sells ammo. They also sell ATV's if you want to grab one of those while you're there.
Anyhoo...
For a while I have been conducting a Rifle Clinic on Friday morning followed by range time Friday afternoon and then again well into Saturday. Most of you (I think) have endured this presentation before, so if there are other topics you would like to have covered, speak up in the comments and I will try to address your request.
We have also been steadily refining the handgun portion of the program and this year will be focusing on the static pistol range as well as continuing to offer a separate setup for gun-curious beginners desiring one-on-one supervision and instruction. If you are a novice shooter, or even have never been to the range before and think guns are icky, you are welcome to shoot! Just see an RSO and they will set you up with an experienced shooter to help you.
These times are approximate and programs may change as weather conditions and participation warrant. We anticipate a hard stop on both ranges at 1pm on Saturday to allow everyone to participate in the bigly fun TXMoMe festivities.
Range Safety
You will note there are combined rifle and handgun range safety briefings both days and attendance is mandatory if you want to shoot. We take your safety seriously and ask everyone who wants to shoot plan on attending this important briefing. Again, we are conducting one combined safety brief each day. No exceptions.
At the conclusion of each day's safety briefing you will be asked to sign a general liability waiver, after which you will receive a color-coded wrist band. The color is different each day, and it is your ticket onto the range(s) for the day. No wrist band, no shooting that day. Don't want to sign the waiver? No problem, just do not expect to shoot. If you miss the mandatory range safety briefing which is mandatory and must be attended, you are welcome to watch the live fire activities from designated observation areas.
All shooters are asked to check in with an RSO (sporting an Orange Cap of Dorkiness for easy identification) upon your arrival at either of the ranges who will answer questions and direct you to an open firing position. The RSOs wield unspeakable power so it is in your best interest to be nice to them. Want to do things your way? I suggest that your own personal range on your own personal property is a good place for expressing your individuality.
IMPORTANT: I would hope this goes without saying, but anyone failing to immediately and politely follow RSO instructions will be removed from the range(s). Period. No exceptions. This means YOU.
I will probably think of more things to yell about in the coming weeks so please stay tuned.
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Too Heavy To Carry?
With Hikok45
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More Hikok45
This time with Weasel's fav-o-rite, the '03 Springfield.
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Machine Gun Madness!
Starring the M-60.
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Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR)
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Ax Weasel
Q: Weasel, what is the story of copper?
A: I'm glad you axed.
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Our Pal Fluid Coupling
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Highway Patrol!
This week's episode: Reward!
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Day Of The Triffids!
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Cigar of the Week
This week our pal rhomboid scores again with this excellent review of the Karen Berger Tailgate.
Karen Berger is one of if not the only premium cigar brands run by a woman. She is the widow of Don Kiki Berger, a cigar entrepreneur and blender who passed in 2014. Karen has continued and expanded the premium cigar line.
Her "Tailgate" comes only in the toro size (6 X 52), it's a nice looking medium-brown stick with a Sumatra wrapper, with Nicaraguan binder and fillers. Construction seemed spot on - draw was perfect, burn line needed minimal management, smoke was ample and fairly thick. Flavor throughout was consistent, pleasant, and interesting. For me it was a cedar festival, with sweetness (some reviewers term it graham cracker or vanilla notes) along side. Not complex, but enjoyable, and barely changed from light-up to the nub stage. All in all, an appropriately named cigar - perfect for an event like a tailgate party, tasty, well constructed, but not requiring much attention to get every bit of enjoyment out of it. Karen Berger tailgate is available online for $7.50 and up - not featured on a lot of the big sites, but Neptune Cigar and Cigars Daily have it.
Excellent, rhomboid! Thank you!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
Cigarsinternational.com Cigarpage.com Famous-smoke.com Cigarsdaily.com Neptunecigar.com Smallbatchcigar.com Bobalu Cigar Company Cigarbid.com Nicks Cigar WorldNew!A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!
That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Hope everyone is well.
Made it to the range this past Thursday.
Got the rifle zeroed in and made sure the windage dial was tight and will not slip like the last time.
Not going to be on much tonight, back to work tomorrow after having a week off (WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH). And still trying to shake off this runny nose.
I should not be to sad as in one month I will be off for two weeks and heading down to Texas!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 20, 2026 07:05 PM (QrtBZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 07:06 PM (2WIwB)
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Next week's title will be "Gun Thread: Fourth September Edition!"
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 20, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
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Could be "last" or "final" September edition!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:07 PM (G2REX)
13One eye? Two eyes? Four eyes? How do you do it? No love for the "Close both and start blasting" technique? C'mon, man, that's fundamental!
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:07 PM (kU0PQ)
14You should try my sardines on ritz crackers recipe!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:04 PM
Is it ready in under two minutes?
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)
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Lunch is provided on Saturday as well. Along with the deep fried bacon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (UdrMW)
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Is it ready in under two minutes?
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)
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Of course it is.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (G2REX)
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No range time this week, but hoping for next weekend to check zero before TX.
Last night's cigar was a nice Gurkha Beauty, paired with Laphroaig 10. No smoke today because rain.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (qnN/4)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:09 PM (UdrMW)
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Lunch is provided on Saturday as well. Along with the deep fried bacon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:08 PM (UdrMW)
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I left that off since we're shutting down the ranges at 1pm but can add it back if you would like me to. Let me know!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:10 PM (mgRTg)
Looking forward to the sight picture video in the content. Went to the range this week and sighting was on the agenda. I recently switched eye protection which makes the three posts at the end of the barrel more blurry but allows me to see the target. Great success! Apparently guessing at a vague blob downrange is inconsistent with accuracy.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 07:13 PM (qgF6K)
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Mr Red,
Just wanted to say that I am enjoying Miss Emily's teachings on the 2d Amendment. Thank you!
Posted by: The Grateful - R at September 20, 2026 07:15 PM (XfIK1)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:12 PM (UdrMW)
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Would it mess things up to push lunch back a little to coincide with the ranges shutting down so the volunteers can eat with everyone? We can discuss offline if that's better.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:16 PM (mgRTg)
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Adhering to the John Wick theory the target is never more than 6 inches away.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:17 PM (UdrMW)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:17 PM (UdrMW)
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I like to keep them out around a kilometer.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:18 PM (mgRTg)
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Weasel, pushing lunch back is not a problem at all.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:20 PM (UdrMW)
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Last week we had some equipment issues at the range. We addressed them and took the guns back to prove themselves.
First, PSA Dagger. It's a Glock. Mostly. It should just work. But it wasn't. Slide was all gritty and hanging up and FTF and FTE and just yucky.
Just bagged it and said will deal with it later. So here at casa blaster I was looking at it and the front sight post was missing. It has suprressor height sights along with the dot on it. Except now it had suppressor height sight.
If you know the Glock front site it has this weird little screw with a large, flat hex head. What I determined was that it had come out and was in the recoil spring. When I disassembled it at my desk it fell out on the floor but I did not hear it. I found it later in the evening. Oh, I am right! The screw did fall out and into the workings.
I like that Dagger and I shoot it reasonably well. Except when parts fall off of it.
Anyway I ordered a new pair of sights from PSA and good thing I found that screw because the sights do not ship with one.
Took it back today for function testing.
Fit for purpose.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:20 PM (NlEaG)
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First range report in far too long...and it showed. Muscle memory faded a bit, and needs to be rebuilt. Some bright spots, some less memorable...but it was god to be back at the range.
Posted by: The Grateful - R at September 20, 2026 07:22 PM (XfIK1)
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RMBS, I have got to give you some Balvenie.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:09 PM
A good Scotch. I'll never turn it down. 😀
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 07:22 PM (qnN/4)
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Good Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and a tip of the tricorn pirate hat (yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day) to our host Weasel!
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My range has been empty for 6 months or better. No hogs or coyotes.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:23 PM (UdrMW)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:20 PM (UdrMW)
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Thanks. They've been grumbling about working conditions and unionizing and staging an uprising. Every little bit helps!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:24 PM (G2REX)
36When I disassembled it at my desk it fell out on the floor but I did not hear it. I found it later in the evening.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:20 PM
God's fortune clearly shines upon you!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:26 PM (UdrMW)
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Next up sra blaster's Kimber CDS9. A few things. The red dot on it was cheap and it would not stay screwed down, and it lost the battery tray screw AGAIN and when you shot it the tray would open some and the battery would lose contact and the dot goes out.
AND perhaps related but hard to separate - sra blaster could not shoot the thing for anything. She would say I put the dot on the center and the shot would go way off to the left. A wobbly dot (insert wobbly shit admonition here) certainly wasn't helping. But standing behind her as she shot, I could see that the pistol was lined up toward the left. It wasn't a flinch - she was pointing it there.
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Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:26 PM (NlEaG)
3934 My range has been empty for 6 months or better. No hogs or coyotes.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:23 PM
Sometimes after you execute several admirals, it encourages the others to set their sails in distant waters!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:27 PM (HlyYF)
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Hi Weasel, I wear progressive lenses now and my old pair of shooting eyewear is somewhat scratched up. Is there anything that actually clips onto your regular glasses so you don’t have to wear essentially another pair of glasses (and on top of newly acquired hearing aids)? It’s pretty uncomfortable when you put the ear muffs on top of 3 things behind your ear.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:28 PM (SjAWL)
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Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:28 PM (SjAWL)
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Your glasses are fine as eye protection. That's generally just what I use!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:29 PM (G2REX)
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Pillage Idiot, I was kinda thinking that might be the case.
Can't wait to give you both a hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:30 PM (UdrMW)
I have an old buddy out your way (near Bowie) that also hates the hogs on his property.
He used to shoot the coyotes too, but one day he was watching a sow and her piglets and observed a coyote run up, snatch a piglet, and just keep on running.
He said he has never shot another coyote since that day.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:32 PM (HlyYF)
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Good evening fellow enthusiasts
No shooting this week but after much research I finally found a place with a better price for 380 than the range. Managed to get it down to $.42/rd including tax and shipping and only had to spend a little over a $100. Lots of places give you free shipping if you buy 1000 rds or spend $200 or so. TargetSports. Plain packge and ammo wrapped so didn't move. I have also ordered the fancy Syntech ammo from them.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:34 PM (HlyYF)
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I addressed the wobbly shit. I said last week I would just get a Holosun 507k but I was researching to ensure compatibility and Kimber ships some models of the CDS9 with an OLight OSight SE already mounted. The SE is an enclosed emitter dot so I went with that, in green with the multi-reticle.
About twice the price of the dot that was on it before but less than the 507k, and about half the price of the closed emitter Holosun. It is a SIGNIFICANTLY better made piece of equipment. Comes with multiple screws and some spares for the sight tray! But they actually have torque specs and I expect that it will stay together.
At the range today I put it on a rest and it put 3 rounds touching on the target. Basically one hole a little larger than a 9mm. The gun is plenty precise. Took a little adjustment to get it zeroed. And it is MUCH better to shoot with the new dot.
But sra blaster was still shooting it off to the left. She says: I think I need to get back to fundamentals.
Rolled the target to 3 yards and she mentally walked through her basics. And it turned out to be her grip. She had been holding her support hand down too far. Moved up and dead on.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:36 PM (NlEaG)
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Bad guy in Highway Patrol just ties a rag around his leg. He shoulda slapped a hot iron on it, right?
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:37 PM (kU0PQ)
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Range report: Took my H&K VP9CC with Vortex optic, Walther P99, and 2017 Colt Cobra to the range since they were all due for a cleaning after last week. For me, the VP9CC is easier to control when using the magazines with the extension for the pinkie finger. For such a small, compact 9mm handgun, every bit of real estate for your grip matters. The Walther P99 performed well as always. I tried more double action shooting with my strong hand only with the Colt. I didn't do very well. At seven yards, I only got a couple of rounds in the target after multiple tries. The target center was surrounded by bullet holes, but only two out of 18 shots hit the target. Not my best outing. Shooting two handed I did better, but my skill level shooting a 2" snub-nose still leaves much to be desired.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 07:37 PM (qgF6K)
The fundamentals. I have been wathing a bunch of Pew-view lately. (I am starting to jones for a 2011) And so the ALGORITHM shows shorts of his videos on sra blaster's phone because she is often geographically near me, I guess.
And he had been talking about how he shoots and he brings his support hand up high.
The CDS9 is 1911-ish so it kind of makes sense. So glad he told her how to shoot instead of me. That could have been...fractious.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:41 PM (NlEaG)
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Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:34 PM (SjAWL)
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Helps to see the target, too!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:42 PM (GNqmQ)
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Though today while looking in the case at the range sra blaster says do you want that Marlin for your birthday (1894 SBL is something we have both been looking at. Because I only have the one lever gun now.)
Hmm, let me think about that.
Yes. Yes I think I would want that for my birthday!
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:43 PM (NlEaG)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:20 PM (UdrMW)
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Thanks. They've been grumbling about working conditions and unionizing and staging an uprising. Every little bit helps!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:24 PM (G2REX)
At first I thought that referred to the comment about hogs and coyotes.
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:43 PM (kU0PQ)
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So range update, now that it is Fall in the PNW, I switched back to my G21 in a pancake OWB holster.
The G21 is maybe my favorite .45. Very light shooting, accurate enough, striker fired so consistent trigger press.
So how did my range visit go? Well not bad. Dicken drill wasn't great but no red dot so it's good enough probably. Everything was on target but not grouped well when going fast (I am not great at tight groups shooting quick with .45s)
The weird thing? In slow fire, I had light primer strikes. Not when I went fast, no problems at all there, but the 10 rounds slow drill? I had light primer strikes. So odd...
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Thanks for asking PI. It is Black Cherry. I found out that the Viridiuim optic could be installed on any Bodyguard2 without needing any gunsmithing. It was made specifically for this gun and fits right where the rear sight is. So I got the color I wanted. My range actually had one in stok so made the purchase easier.
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Is there anything that actually clips onto your regular glasses so you don’t have to wear essentially another pair of glasses (and on top of newly acquired hearing aids)? It’s pretty uncomfortable when you put the ear muffs on top of 3 things behind your ear.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:28 PM (SjAWL)
TxAnn, if you're afraid of hot brass getting into your eyes because a casing somehow made its way into the small gap between your face and the glasses, you can try wearing a hat or baseball cap with a brim to cover that gap. If you're really serious about protecting your face, get one of the Lexan face shield setups that cops get when they're doing riot duty. This also does a good job at keeping most carbon and crud away from your face. It might get a bit uncomfortable, though.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (qgF6K)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (HlyYF)
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Because I only have the one lever gun now.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:43 PM (NlEaG)
Heh. The Gun Thread Syndrome. "I only have one of these!"
(Also, "I don't have one of those. I'll have to look for it.")
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (kU0PQ)
63Thanks. They've been grumbling about working conditions and unionizing and staging an uprising. Every little bit helps!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:24 PM
it's that CBD guy who hangs around the fringes, isn't? He's always been a little sus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
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In slow fire, I had light primer strikes. Not when I went fast, no problems at all there, but the 10 rounds slow drill? I had light primer strikes. So odd...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd)
Could it be a shift in your grip? Because you're going slow and thinking about it? Or did you switch ammo?
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:53 PM (kU0PQ)
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I saw a picture today of the new S&W M&P folding pistol carbine today and promptly fell down a rabbit hole while tryingn to find out as much as I could about it. 9mm and there is a MD compliant version. Optic ready. $700. Looks very nice. Anybody handled one?
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Ben probably hangs head on podts as well to discourage the otherd
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (qgF6K)
Thanks for the tip. Another problem I have is that when I start sweating, my glasses fog up. Life was much easier before my LASIK surgery wore off and I had to go back to glasses.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:56 PM (SjAWL)
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Oh, and HP bad guy is low on ammo. He obviously does not listen to Weasel and us about BUY AMMO.
(He's also searching all his pockets for loose rounds. And, at least one of the rounds he pulled out appeared to not have a primer in it. This guy's in trouble.)
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:56 PM (kU0PQ)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)
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He's an organizer.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 07:58 PM (ei1sX)
70 These shitballs that keep getting mentioned - they're a type of bullet, right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 07:59 PM (azNOR)
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Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (HlyYF)
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Adios, PI!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 08:01 PM (ei1sX)
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Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 07:49 PM (qgF6K)
Thanks for the tip. Another problem I have is that when I start sweating, my glasses fog up. Life was much easier before my LASIK surgery wore off and I had to go back to glasses.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:56 PM (SjAWL)
Use an anti-fog wipe. They worked fairly well when I used to use them living in a cold environment.
Or, look into getting a pair of sport glasses - a few decent online vendors out there that will make them for you if you have your prescription available. You can get ones that are built like racquetball glasses, using a strap instead of bayonets, which might fit better under ear pro. They make prescription amber glasses to reduce glare (for hunters, especially). And, all of them are often covered by regular vision plans and all qualify for HSA and medical FSA expenses. (Yes, even eye and ear pro specifically for hunting, IF you can show it will preserve your hearing. Which is kinda "Duh" unless you're already so deaf it won't matter.)
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 08:02 PM (kU0PQ)
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Thanks for the tip. Another problem I have is that when I start sweating, my glasses fog up. Life was much easier before my LASIK surgery wore off and I had to go back to glasses.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 20, 2026 07:56 PM (SjAWL)
The face shield will be further away from your face than your glasses will, so the face shield should be less likely to fog up. But the face shield will make you stand out compared to your fellow range users.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 08:03 PM (qgF6K)
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it's that CBD guy who hangs around the fringes, isn't? He's always been a little sus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
He dresses like an undercover fed, so...
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 20, 2026 08:03 PM (ftFVW)
I did not actively practice fundamentals. Instead, I took my Colt GI .380 and shot rounds as fast as I could x 5. I am not comfortable pulling the trigger faster than say, one round per second. So I got out of my comfort zone and pulled the trigger as fast as I could.
Got better as I shot more, but still am more comfortable shooting slower and more controlled.
Practice what you suck at. And shooting fast is something I suck at.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 08:03 PM (yEz+x)
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65 I saw a picture today of the new S&W M&P folding pistol carbine today and promptly fell down a rabbit hole while tryingn to find out as much as I could about it. 9mm and there is a MD compliant version. Optic ready. $700. Looks very nice. Anybody handled one?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice} at September 20, 2026 07:54 PM (kJmSS)
I have. It's a copy, in spirit, of the Kel Tec Sub-2000. Only it folds sideways.
It's ok, light shooting, doesn't require anything funky to unfold it and fire with the red dot mounted.
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And it turned out to be her grip. She had been holding her support hand down too far. Moved up and dead on.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:36 PM
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I'm learning small changes in grip make a big difference in accuracy. During this week's range visit, I had a few stray shots. Not awful, but clearly not on target. I stopped and re-adjusted my grip and tried again with much success. I could tell that my new grip was more aligned and comfortable. I can't articulate the difference and don't know why I couldn't tell that my initial grip was off, but it was nice to know that my comfortable grip was solid. Will work on that next time...
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64 In slow fire, I had light primer strikes. Not when I went fast, no problems at all there, but the 10 rounds slow drill? I had light primer strikes. So odd...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 07:47 PM (xcxpd)
Could it be a shift in your grip? Because you're going slow and thinking about it? Or did you switch ammo?
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 07:53 PM (kU0PQ)
I used CCI B lazer and Fiocci. Both 230 grain. Same thing.
I MAY have a slightly different grip but I do train to be consistent fast and slow.
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I had some real world social use of a rifle this week. Few lessons learned;
1. I am nearing the point of being too old for this shit. Not yet, but I can see it from here. It has been a very long time since I tried playing infantry vs. an opponent, even just for training. Makes me consider, again, force on force training options for the younger family members.
2. You think there is a lot of cover around until you actually need cover, then suddenly you find yourself on the moon.
3. I always hated slings, but a good one is invaluable and just about mandatory.
4. One I knew but forgot: Cover your muzzle, even if it's just a piece of 100mph tape. I didn't get the muzzle stuffed with crap, but it was a pain in the ass worrying about it.
Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 08:09 PM (TfRuS)
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That's interesting Nurse. When I shot the Bodyguard last week it felt like i could shoot faster because there is so little recoil you aren;t constantly reacquiring the target. That makes a lot of sense.
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And HP goes once again to the "civilians shouldn't have guns because they're dangerous" well. All while they're doing the "only cops should deal with bad guys" and simultaneously being idiots about it.
Stupid big gov't liberals.
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 08:15 PM (kU0PQ)
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I used CCI B lazer and Fiocci. Both 230 grain. Same thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 08:07 PM (xcxpd)
MAE, I think Blazer ammo might have harder primers than others. SWA had a series of light strikes last month when using 9mm Blazer ammo in her Glocks. She switched out the Blazer ammo for the Federal Syntech 124 grain and the light strike problem vanished.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 08:16 PM (qgF6K)
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Also, everyone is shooting blind. All the barn doors are closed, except one (which is a very narrow opening, not facing any of the people involved). And these people are ALL violating the "Know your target and what's beyond it" rule.
Disappoint in Broderick and the gang. Entirely.
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 08:21 PM (kU0PQ)
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And it turned out to be her grip. She had been holding her support hand down too far. Moved up and dead on.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 07:36 PM
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I'm learning small changes in grip make a big difference in accuracy.
Posted by: TRex - range deputy dino at September 20, 2026 08:06 PM (XfIK1)
Weasel's friend Geoff showed me how riding the 1911 safety with my thumb would change my grip a LOT in terms of accuracy. Just moving the thumb from below it to on it made a huge difference. (That did NOT transfer to the Tomcat - different grip, different safety, different size.)
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 08:24 PM (kU0PQ)
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One firearm I really miss was my S-and-W 625-5. A .45 ACP N-frame revolver. I used the included half-moon clips. What a sweet, heavy-hitting gun.
Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2026 08:26 PM (rj6Yv)
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Also, Armed Attorneys has a video (4 days ago) on Waymo calling the cops because the car saw a gun among the riders.
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 08:27 PM (kU0PQ)
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78 64 In slow fire, I had light primer strikes. Not when I went fast, no problems at all there, but the 10 rounds slow drill? I had light primer strikes. So odd...
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Crud in the firing pin channel is my guess. Less likely is that your springs are tired and need replacing.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:27 PM (E4rtv)
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Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 08:09 PM (TfRuS)
1. My days as a wanna be line animal were long over even before I retired from the USAR. The last firefight I was in during my deployment to Iraq in 07-08. I was mighty glad someone got on a radio to call in CAS with A-10s and Apaches to bring down the pain on the bad guys.
2. Most things in the modern urban or suburban environment are only concealment, not cover. Even the things that are won't be after a sustained barrage of .308/7.62mm NATO rounds.
3. Even a cheap GI web sling is better than no sling at all on your rifle or long gun (shotgun, PCC, SMG, etc.).
4. Most AR platforms should be able to take the cheap plastic GI muzzle caps for the M-16/M4. Take them off before storing the rifle, though. Keeping them on in storage won't allow moisture in the barrel to evaporate, resulting in rust.
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 08:29 PM (qgF6K)
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GWB,
Weasel Buddy Geoff is an AMAZING instructor! Good for you in having the opportunity to listen and learn and work with him. Please, y’all, if you want any direction on being a better shooter, seek him out.
Steck is another amazing resource. She is a certified shooting instructor. And you get their expertise for free in Corsicana. Please take advantage.
And if you’re serious, take notes. Really.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 08:31 PM (O9B8K)
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No range report but armory report. A couple more firearms fixed up--1898 pseudo Krag carbine was missing the slide lock screw (I bought the 1902 sights cheap because someone had replaced it with a machine screw). Next, I fitted a bayonet lug/upper band and reinstalled the front sight blade on a 1898 Krag, I had already restored the stock end for the rifle (barrel is musket length).
Two small projects on a GEW 88 as well as stock mending at the front end of the stock (some splitting and missing wood to splice) and fixing. Restored finish on it. I had to fit an extractor on the bolt head, put a barrel on it and headspace it, checked out ok (S variant so modern 8x57 ammo okay to shoot).
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv)
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First JesseinDC, then Steck, Weasel, Jim, Geoff ...This is the kind of coaching and wisdom and experience you won't find anywhere else on the planet for FREE! If you've never been to Texas, Just do it.
I am just mesmerized by the speed with which he shoots.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 20, 2026 08:38 PM (NlEaG)
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Fitted a 1915 No 1, Mk 3 Enfield into its used stock after I installed the barrel and buttstock to the action. Should get parts from Apex, barrel bands, etc. and finish that one as well.
For rimmed cartridges, they headspace on the rim so a set of coin type headspace gages allow pretty easy check of headspace even with the ejector on as they have a cutoff. Made by a guy in Oklahoma years ago.
Finished fitting a upper barrel band/bayonet lug to a P14. This was a kludge as the pristine barrel of the P14 was cut off at the front sight, I guess because they could not get it off. So I had to split the upper band to make it work. Still have to drill a pin to retain the front sight.
Working on identifying a 50 caliber smoothbore musket barrel without the plug nor the powder drum/nipple. Fitted to a long stock that is either a clone of Pennsylvania or Kentucky rifle. The barrel used staples so Track of the Wolf order to fit the missing two and have to check threads on the drum and the breech plug to determine thread pitch and size. Barrel is well made but unmarked, possibly Jukar (Spanish) or some such. One inch octagon with dovetails for missing front and rear sights.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:40 PM (E4rtv)
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If one is trying to identify odd models, old reference manuals are useful like Flayderman's Guide to Antique Firearms, old Numrich Catalogs, and the odd S&S Firearms or Dixie Gunworks print catalogs.
Track of the Wolf is one of the better websights for muzzleloader parts for modern ones. Antique, ebay and perhaps Gunbroker at times.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)
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Working on identifying a 50 caliber smoothbore musket barrel without the plug nor the powder drum/nipple. Fitted to a long stock that is either a clone of Pennsylvania or Kentucky rifle. The barrel used staples so Track of the Wolf order to fit the missing two and have to check threads on the drum and the breech plug to determine thread pitch and size. Barrel is well made but unmarked, possibly Jukar (Spanish) or some such. One inch octagon with dovetails for missing front and rear sights.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:40 PM (E4rtv)
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I've had good luck with The Rifle Shoppe for those hard-to-find items. i bought the parts for my Baker replica from them.
Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2026 08:44 PM (rj6Yv)
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I have about ten more to fix--four require barrel vise/action wrench to install and/or remove existing barrels.
Out of the rest of the six, several require stock repairs, are missing a few parts, or need thorough barrel cleaning.
This is allowing me to get rid of approximately 8-10 stocks, about ten barrels, various bolts, barrel bands, sears, etc.
Then it will be time to list and sell them. I'll keep the sentimental milsurp ones and the ones increasing in market value but I want to downsize by at least one large gun safe from long arms.
Carbines are the first to go as my recoil tolerance is likely not good.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:48 PM (E4rtv)
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I've had good luck with The Rifle Shoppe for those hard-to-find items. i bought the parts for my Baker replica from them.
Posted by: mrp
Thanks for that. I have an 1863 Springfield Lock that needs a bridle to complete. Lodgewood Mfg has a replica barrel that I am considering. That only leaves a stock which I might have a lead on.
I am waiting for a decently priced stock for the 1888 Springfield Trapdoor but otherwise have the rest of the parts.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:50 PM (E4rtv)
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I'm out. Have to see if the condensed milk ice cream I made tonight is ready to eat. Did a salted caramel swirl.
Can't wait til next week to continue learning the new gun.
Have a great week all.
Thanks Weasel for the opportunity to hang out with my favorite people.
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No range time this week, but still dry fire practice - grip, sight, operation, and field strip and reassemble...
Seems to help.
Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 08:51 PM (pfXMo)
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mrp, I took a quick look at their website and they are priced fairly considering some of the other places. Thanks again for the tip.
I kind of blundered into black powder by buying parts lots for parts I needed on other restorations so I have multiple locks, barrel bands, and buttplates/screws but not stocks or barrels. Like a Navy Arms 1863 Zoauve lockplate.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:53 PM (E4rtv)
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Weasel, time for me to sign off. Thanks for hosting!
Posted by: Ed L at September 20, 2026 08:54 PM (qgF6K)
Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2026 08:57 PM (rj6Yv)
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MAE, I think Blazer ammo might have harder primers than others. SWA had a series of light strikes last month when using 9mm Blazer ammo in her Glocks. She switched out the Blazer ammo for the Federal Syntech 124 grain and the light strike problem vanished.
Posted by: Ed L
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CCI primer cups are not 'harder' (outside of their specific military grade rifle primers which are different than the ordinary CCI small and large rifle primers) but their priming compound is different than Federal.
Federal uses an older more sensitive primer compound (IIRC basic mebbe?) which is why you have to be careful substituting primers and doing so you restart at beginning powder loads in the manual. The rest of modern primers in the US mfg use 'common' primer compound.
Winchester's primers, for example, are often hotter, Remington's were more mild if they still make them. Dunno about Fiocchi and Wolf.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 09:01 PM (qnN/4)
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103 The Rifle Shoppe has a bridle for $19.95
Posted by: mrp
Yeah, I saw that as I checked for those parts first. The pin on the bridle that came with the lock was snapped which is why someone sold me the lock cheap on Ebay, less than 50 including screws escutcheons, barrel bands, etc. Rusty but cleaned up well with minimal pitting. I needed the screws and escutcheons for the Springfield trapdoor restore.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)
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Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)
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Glad I could help. The double-lock English and French double-barrel fowlers give me heart palpitations.
Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2026 09:06 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:08 PM (LHPAg)
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I got some 5.56mm ammo I can bring. Anyone shooting that caliber at the MoMe? Let me know and I’ll pack some. As well as the usual 9mm.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 09:09 PM (vupS9)
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87 78 64 In slow fire, I had light primer strikes. Not when I went fast, no problems at all there, but the 10 rounds slow drill? I had light primer strikes. So odd...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Crud in the firing pin channel is my guess. Less likely is that your springs are tired and need replacing.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 08:27 PM (E4rtv)
I did a really detailed clean a couple weeks ago. So it should be crud. It could be the firing pin or spring???
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I did a really detailed clean a couple weeks ago. So it should be crud. It could be the firing pin or spring???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Yep. Firing pin spring could be either gummed up or needing replacement. I would go ahead and replace the recoil spring as well but that is just me. I keep the old ones in a marked baggie as to what the condition is. Rarely does the firing pin get damaged but it can happen, that is apparent on the primer cup of the fired rounds.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 09:15 PM (E4rtv)
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Glad I could help. The double-lock English and French double-barrel fowlers give me heart palpitations.
Posted by: mrp
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Works of art usually with spectacular wood on either of those.
Posted by: whig at September 20, 2026 09:16 PM (E4rtv)
Is there clarity on the general purchase / ownership of suppressed SBRs due to the zeroing out of the NFA tax?
Or is it still a grey area being worked out?
Posted by: Community Notes at September 20, 2026 09:01 PM (U4c/V)
More than one smart guy on the web (including Brandon Herrera, who made the first purchase of a suppressor without the tax form) says that unless you are a member of the correct group, in the correct state, you should probably talk to a local lawyer before trying it.
However, there are evidently FLGS around the country pushing forward with it, regardless of connection to the original legal decision. (And some FLGS are not doing it because they are waiting to see. Even in the states covered.)
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2026 09:20 PM (kU0PQ)
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I'm getting an ATV!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 09:14 PM (k5CNB)
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I bet we could build a jump out of cinder blocks and boards!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 09:21 PM (ei1sX)
Food Thread: Pigs Feet For The Win!
That might look a bit weird, but damn! It was delicious. It is a block of pâté made from pigs feet that was breaded very lightly and then pan-fried. That other stuff is a horseradish cream that went perfectly with the rich meat.
Wow. I ordered it not knowing whether it was going to be glorious, or a cold blob of pork jelly with a trotter in the middle of it. Which I have seen!
The best thing about this dish is that it isn't particularly complicated. Making a pâté is surprisingly easy, and frying it is simple. The horseradish cream is also straightforward, but what makes this dish special is that somebody A) thought of it, and 2. executed it extremely well.
That's what most good cooking is...attention to detail and a bit of imagination.
Simple!
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The small restaurant group that runs Fallow and a few other restaurants in London is run by a pair of English chefs (along with a money guy) who are talented in the kitchen and surprisingly good at making cooking videos. Their successful restaurants allow them the flexibility to do all sorts of fun videos, and this one, dedicated to the best chicken fricassee one can make, is a hoot!
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Aside from the uncomfortable reality that I can eat a couple of massive bowls of beans and rice at one sitting, it is a glorious food! My preference is black beans, but red beans will work quite well thank you very much! Red Beans And Rice With Pickled Pork sounds very interesting, especially since I have no idea what pickled pork is!
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Most people don't obsess over wine, and that is healthy and wise. It is, after all, just a drink. You know...like the .45ACP is just a cartridge.
But if you do obsess, and that is my personal recommendation, expanding your horizons is going to pay off quite well indeed. It's easy to fall into the rut of buying the big names in wine grapes: Cabernet Sauvignon and Chardonnay and Pinot Noir and Zinfandel and Sauvignon Blanc and few others. Chosen well they are very good wines, and at the top of the wine game they can be absolutely incredible.
But most people don't drink the top wines very often, especially on a hectic Tuesday night eating a quick meal before you take one of the brats to his travel game or have Back-To-School night.
That's when looking bast the big names is a good plan. Those grapes may make excellent wine, but they carry a premium because of their fame, and at the low end of the range they can be thoroughly mediocre, soulless wines that are just a step above crap cooking wine. Sadly, that evaluation often extends into the pricier ones!
Trying a less well-known grape can pay dividends, because the grapes themselves are less expensive, and since the grapes are only a part of the total cost of the wine, the winemaker often gets better quality grapes and still brings the wine in at a competitive price. So the $15 Cabernet that is made from mass-market grapes grown on an industrial scale can't compete with a supposedly lesser grape that is nonetheless higher quality.
Give it a shot!
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I want to like eggplant. Really! But aside from baba ghanoush, I find it sort of...meh. Oh, I'll eat it in Eggplant Parmigiana or Chicken Sorrentino or crispy fried with some tasty sauce. But it's just not that exciting!
So, while I really want to think that Crispy, Oven-Fried Eggplant is going to change the way I see eggplant, I doubt very much that it is anything other than a small evolution of a boring food.
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The great garlic experiment of 2025-2026 was a resounding...meh. Send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
About the Bourbon Bubble...I think it has burst, but the category is also suffering from the inflation that affected everything else (Thanks Biden!). I think the sweet spot is still $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2026 04:04 PM (NnhvP)
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Snackle - I'm not a fan of the cutesy name, but the concept is good. An elevated lunchable, if you will. Also a lot easier to take to places where a board isn't feasible, or if you have family members who lose the plot if their food touches.
Posted by: moki at September 20, 2026 04:04 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 04:06 PM (nbLIj)
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People who can pair a specific wine with food amaze me. Either one of those things can be good on their own, but together, are magic.
I am not educated in this art. But I know people who are. It’s really fun to join them for a meal or two now and again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 04:06 PM (yEz+x)
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Had a bad grocery store trip, forgot mozzarella for a ham Stromboli I planned to make tonight. So will go back tomorrow to get what I forgot.
Pasta and meatballs with salid instead
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)
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Smaller box actually makes sense when portable is needed.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 20, 2026 04:08 PM (VCgbV)
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I drink white wine for dishes that require it, yes some dishes won't work with red wines. But red wines are my favorite.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 20, 2026 04:09 PM (VCgbV)
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My favorite with a good roastor prime rim is Petite Syrah
Has a good peppery flavor so stands well
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)
That's a good 'un. My local ABC guy laments his challenge getting folks to try something other than a cab or a zin. Made his day when I came in looking for a shiraz to pair with my grilled lamb...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (nbLIj)
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Beans and rice is as tasty as the herbs and spices you put into it.
Good food.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (yEz+x)
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Found a sack of raw hamburger patties in the big freezer, so supper is sorted for a week or two. I'll sprinkle them with powered garlic, powdered onion, and salt, melt cheese on 'em, and have 'em on buns with mustard, mayo, pickle, and tomato. Getting hungry just thinking about it.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:13 PM (2UJ+q)
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The snacklebox is pretty cool idea. I wouldn't mind having a version of that to put in the saddlebag when I ride, but that'd defeat the purpose of finding a great gas station taco place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 04:15 PM (3Ope8)
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Those pig’s feet have been gentrified! 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:13 PM (2UJ+q)
That they have...but they were delicious. A special dish.
21That might look a bit weird, but damn! It was delicious. It is a block of pâté made from pigs feet that was breaded very lightly and then pan-fried. That other stuff is a horseradish cream that went perfectly with the rich meat.
Dad loved pig's feet. Right out of the jar.
Pickled eggs. Sardines out of the can.
I used to eat the sardines with him when I was a kid, but the rest of the stuff made me gag even back then.
The old guys here in the South loved that stuff in the jar on the counter at the local general store.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)
22Beans and rice is as tasty as the herbs and spices you put into it.
Herbs and spices are a must with any food that is 'too boring' after one or two meals. It completely changes things.
I've never had pâté to my knowledge. If I did it wasn't called that. It seems to be a 'either make it yourself, or pay through the nose' kind of food?
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 04:16 PM (T8bqm)
25Red Beans And Rice With Pickled Pork sounds very interesting, especially since I have no idea what pickled pork is!
Yes, as per my above.
The pig's feet are pickled pig's feet.
That counts as pork but maybe it's a different thing?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:17 PM (6ydKt)
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Stromboli... man, there used to be an awesome one made by the local Giant grocery store. Made fresh, wrapped in foil and ready to cook. As a teenager I could nearly eat the whole thing at one sitting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:17 PM (2Cry5)
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Pigs' feet pate with horseradish cream.
That's quite the lede.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 04:18 PM (sl73Y)
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now I have an overwhelming desire for pork chops
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 20, 2026 04:19 PM (jrgJz)
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A North American AT-6F Texan just flew over my house making all kinds of racket.
Posted by: pawn at September 20, 2026 04:20 PM (EV0C1)
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I've collected most of the Fallow videos and I plan to give their version of a fricassee a go. I've done one other and the recipe is in my stack somewhere.
And anything pig? Oh hell yes.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 04:21 PM (iIyc0)
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It is an odd way to package oysters in a wine bottle.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 04:21 PM (rbvCR)
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26 Stromboli... man, there used to be an awesome one made by the local Giant grocery store. Made fresh, wrapped in foil and ready to cook. As a teenager I could nearly eat the whole thing at one sitting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:17 PM (2Cry5)
At some grocery stores here they sell a brand of frozen strombolis from a company called 'Screamin' Sicilian'.
I was addicted to their pepperoni style for years.
They are really tasty for frozen but only you can cook them in the oven for like 40 minutes.
Too much bread for lunch, though, so I stopped eating them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 04:21 PM (iIyc0)
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> Our red beans and rice is made with Andouille sausage and ham.
Might have to check out this "pickled pork" thing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04
Do you throw fried catfish on the top?
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:16 PM (2UJ+q)
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Nah.... my wife hates fish. Seafood of any kind too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:22 PM (2Cry5)
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Does anyone know what the three cereals I'm being warned not to eat are?
And are they cereal cereals or "cereal" cereals?
Rye and wheat or Cap'n Crunch and Kaboom?
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 04:23 PM (sl73Y)
36 That they have...but they were delicious. A special dish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 04:15 PM (k5CNB)
I am sure it was! I don’t think I have ever done anything with pigs feet, even though they are readily available around here. Ham hocks on the other hand - greens, red beans and rice, field peas, wouldn’t be the same without.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:25 PM (2UJ+q)
37
Nah.... my wife hates fish. Seafood of any kind too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:22
I like fish and seafood (except shrimp) but not a huge catfish fan. When the Cajun friend brings us red beans and rice, I eat that and J gets all the catfish.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:26 PM (2UJ+q)
I thought it was some kind of desert cake, until reading the content.
Just out of curiosity, CBD, how much does a plate like that run in Pairs?
$30 Eurodollars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:26 PM (6ydKt)
39
That they have...but they were delicious. A special dish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 04:15 PM
That does look good. I like to use pigs feet for a parsleyed ham in the spring.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 04:28 PM (qnN/4)
40
Pairs... I moved to an actual keyboard and still can't type.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:29 PM (6ydKt)
41
the purpose of finding a great gas station taco place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Yup, Hwy 395 and Tioga Pass(Yosemite), the Mobil station with the Whoa Nellie deli. 4Star eating.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2026 04:30 PM (NnhvP)
42
who in the heck came up with eating pig's feet?
Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 04:30 PM (8uzBS)
43
A North American AT-6F Texan just flew over my house making all kinds of racket.
Posted by: pawn at September 20, 2026 04:20 PM (EV0C1)
Same here by a Cessna 190. That radial sounds as smooth as nutella spread over a tray of brownies.
(See how I stayed inside the food thread lines?)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 04:30 PM (2WIwB)
44
Wife makes a corned pig tail soup that is best creation
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 04:31 PM (GbONR)
45
Lamb, mint and cotia cheese sliders on naan with labneh. Shaved brussel sprouts, pan fried with some pancetta and a little couscous. That's what's for dinner.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 04:31 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 04:36 PM (8jVAy)
52
45 Lamb, mint and cotia cheese sliders on naan with labneh. Shaved brussel sprouts, pan fried with some pancetta and a little couscous. That's what's for dinner.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September
Wow!
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:36 PM (2UJ+q)
53
All of that extra effort for sauces and such seem exhausting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 04:33 PM (5C90x)
That's why pan sauces are great! They take very little extra time, and are simple to make.
54
It's chilly enough to make a crockpot of Giada's short rib ragu:
https://tinyurl.com/2ukv6e22
Some for now, but most for the freezer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 04:37 PM (kpS4V)
55
we have the 'Under the Wire' contest coming up, it has old Stenson bi-plane and other crop duster pilots drop flour bombs on targets and fly under a power line and yes those radials are thunder from the sky
Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 04:37 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
57
CHEESEBURGERS DIFFERENTLY ... Instead of melting cheese on top of a grilled burger, someone (I forgot who) made this suggestion ... Making grilled cheese sandwiches on thin white bread and serving the hot burgers between two of them ... Probably the same about of "bread" as a bun, but would provide much more cheese.
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 04:40 PM (MOK4W)
58
Snacklebox is a better idea, but still a bad one. You have to make it and serve it immediately b/c you're putting all sorts of differing shelf stable and refrigerated products on it, and those that are okay with moisture and those that hate it, etc...
But at least you no longer have the "this product got smeared all over the rest of the tray problem" and it does just look better...
Making youth dinner for 25, so gonna be in and out...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL)
59
It’s still 91 out there, but we have ribeyes. I think those will get grilled, sliced and thrown over salad.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:41 PM (2UJ+q)
61
42 who in the heck came up with eating pig's feet?
Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 04:30 PM (8uzBS)
Someone who probably got them free...or as their only meat product...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
62
Nothing higher than 70 degrees this week, I will miss summer
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0)
63CHEESEBURGERS DIFFERENTLY ... Instead of melting cheese on top of a grilled burger, someone (I forgot who) made this suggestion ... Making grilled cheese sandwiches on thin white bread and serving the hot burgers between two of them ... Probably the same about of "bread" as a bun, but would provide much more cheese.
Posted by: Kathy
A patty melt, but twice the melt and half the patty, relatively.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 04:44 PM (VHUov)
67
Anyway, the dinner is inside out beef and refried bean burritos...I'm making the filling and letting the kids do the work of rolling them into burritos or tacos...
I've got romaine, cheddar cheese, sour cream, salsa, and hot sauce with flour tortillas...To go with, I have a 4 fruit tray (clementines, grapes, strawberries, and blueberries) and Pillsbury slice and cut chocolate chip cookies (b/c Amazon had this cheap for the bulk version and ease is wanted when I have extra cooking and football to watch)...
Gonna test this all out on the spouse and girls 1st before boys bring it (already ensured the cookies were well baked). I always test before a group bring b/c nothing is worse than making something horrid and not knowing it (if it's horrid, pizza can be called)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 04:48 PM (tOcjL)
68
When we make gumbo, or red beans and rice, we make a roux from scratch. Oil and flour. Done slowly on the stove. Takes a long time. But so worth it.
Old school.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:48 PM (2Cry5)
69
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:36 PM (2UJ+q)
I make 3-4 oz meat balls, press 'em out really thin, sprinkle some sea salt and fresh ground pepper on one side, and toss them on the Blackstone under the burger press. 1.5 -2 minutes, flip them over and let them go another minute. Pull them off an let them rest while the naan toasts. Start to finish is maybe 5 minutes. Serve with Birra Peroni out on the patio under the fans.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 04:49 PM (3Ope8)
70 who in the heck came up with eating pig's feet?
Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 04:30 PM (8uzBS)
Hungry people.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 20, 2026 04:50 PM (ODRj8)
71
J does really great charcuterie boards, it’s now a contest between him and his Italian friend here. Dry cured meats are fine being left out, and they don’t refrigerate a lot of cheese in Europe. We leave it out and people nibble. Then the fruit one with the left over cheese comes out for dessert.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:51 PM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
77
Finished my Scotch so better go make supper
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Good man.
Life is short. Do dessert first.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 04:58 PM (2WIwB)
78
Finished my Scotch so better go make supper
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:57 PM
It's almost adult beverage time here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:00 PM (qnN/4)
79
CBD may prefer vanilla-flavoured lip balm, but when traveling, he switches to maple syrup flavoured for French Tongue.
Posted by: Duncanthax at September 20, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)
80
75 Just saw Minn 9, Chi 3.
So much for highest scoring offense in history I guess.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 04:56 PM (sl73Y)
Played in a downpour all game...and Williams went out hurt early in 4th.
Obviously the new Bears are a track team vs the old smash mouth Bears...
AKA, this is not a Turducken winning Madden team (to bring it back to food)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 05:01 PM (tOcjL)
81 Dallas looks like they didn't come to get their asses kicked all over the field like last week.
Perhaps I'll grab a beer....
Maybe a margarita!
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 05:02 PM (iJfKG)
82
Souse, scrapple, hoghead cheese, everything but the squeal.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 05:06 PM (LHPAg)
83
Souse, scrapple, hoghead cheese, everything but the squeal.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 05:06 PM
This is the way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:08 PM (qnN/4)
84
I made St Louis ribs in the crock pot yesterday (first left them overnight in the fridge with a nice dry rub of brown sugar, salt, pepper, chili powder, garlic powder) then when they were done (8 hours, low), I brushed on some hickory BBQ sauce and stuck them under the broiler (which was difficult as they were falling off the bone! Plus it was too hot outside to finish them on the grill). I made enough to have leftovers tonight with some homemade cole slaw.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 20, 2026 05:08 PM (3AwA+)
85
I am baking bread. My problem is that I have a perfectly good recipe, and so I search for a better one. So in spite of having the full ability to made decent bread loaves, I wind up with loaves that fail to rise, have giant holes, or have an off texture anyways.
I give up from time to time and just make decent bread to reassure myself it is possible.
My recent spark of interest was starter made from rye or from spelt, and this makes serious changes to dough that I am still working out.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)
86
Grilling lamb chops. I might have posted this dry rub previously, but it's worth repeating:
3 teaspoon garlic powder
2 teaspoon ground coriander
2 teaspoon ground cumin
2 teaspoon sweet paprika
¼ teaspoon ground cloves
¾ teaspoon salt
pinch of cinnamon
pinch of cardamom
This makes enough to do maybe a dozen loin lamb chops, so I store it in a zip lock bag (I've accumulated a goodly supply from recent cigar purchases).
Anyway.
Salt chops on both sides and let rest on a rack for several hours in the fridge, turning once. Get your wood fire going (charcoal is also ok) and dust chops with the rub. Place next to, not over, the fire.
For 1.5-2" thick chops:
Count to between 40 to 60 seconds then turn 90 degrees. Count a minute, then flip to side 2. Count another minute, and check your fire. Add more wood as needed. (If using charcoal, add wood chips and get some flames going).
Place the chops (still on side 2) directly over/into the fire. Flip to side 1 after 30-40 seconds. If color looks good, go about 20-30 seconds for side 1, then plate. If the sear is...meh, go 40-60 seconds for side 1, then give side 2 another 20-30. You'll get medium rare to medium chops..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 05:13 PM (nbLIj)
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5 I'd try that wine, in a heart beat.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2026 04:04 PM (NnhvP)
I would, too.
I've mentioned many times how much I love Spanish Garnacha (French version is Grenache). The bad thing about these lesser-known varieties is that they're rarely available in a small town.
Earlier this week, I wanted something different to have with a friend who was visiting. I chose a Bordeaux Clairet Dry Rose (Chevalier du Grand) and it was such a lovely surprise! It's called rose, but is a gorgeous clear red, and dry and light. Will get that again. On sale at Kroger for $17.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 05:17 PM (mgRTg)
91
I would call the fried pate entree "mushy pig's feet." Sounds super appetizing!
Posted by: Sexy Velociraptor at September 20, 2026 05:18 PM (U/j9n)
92I made Tamale Pie this week, which is always delicious and stupidly easy.
This time I used leftover pulled pork instead of the usual hamburger.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 04:54 PM (iJfKG)
Might be better with seasoned carnitas meat instead of the pulled pork.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:16 PM (6ydKt)
That's an interesting idea.
Next time I whip up a batch of carnitas, I may give that a whirl.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 05:18 PM (iJfKG)
93
47 I like chicken straight up, grilled, pan fried, or deep fried. All of that extra effort for sauces and such seem exhausting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 04:33 PM (5C90x)
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Per the nutrtion information it's always the sauces that make an otherwise healthy meal, unhealthy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 20, 2026 05:19 PM (U/j9n)
94
I’m mashing potatoes and Mrs. E found some leftover meatloaf she sealed last year, from the looks of it neither of us made this meatloaf. We don’t remember it came from, peice with no visible onion, peppers, or tomato. I’m still going to eat it because I’m the kind of guy who eats mysterious food.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 05:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 04:35 PM (k5CNB)
That's all that counts.
Considering how much it costs even for fast food here $22 is not bad.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)
96
My favorite with a good roastor prime rim is Petite Syrah
Has a good peppery flavor so stands well
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Oooooo I love a prime rim! Chasten too!
Posted by: Pete Buttygig at September 20, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)
97
"I just invented sardines on Ritz crackers.
Posted by: Weasel "
That sounds like something my pussy would like.
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 20, 2026 05:24 PM (MWfyi)
98
37 Nah.... my wife hates fish. Seafood of any kind too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:22
_________________________
I do, as well. And, I have a theory as to why. Ask your wife if her parents gave her a spoonful of cod liver oil every morning for "health reasons." It was a trend back in the late 60's and early 70's. Sort of a "magic elixir" thing. Cod Liver Oil is nasty. Think of the flavor of fish that has been sitting out in the sun all day. Maybe more like chewing on an authentic sponge. Seafood doesn't appeal to me in smell or taste...at all. Plus it swims around in its own bathroom.
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)
99
90 I just invented sardines on Ritz crackers.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 05:17 PM (mgRTg)
That's been in the public domain, at least at amongst pedigreed white trash like me, for a long time.
Posted by: Vienna sausages and Ritz, a redneck delicacy at September 20, 2026 05:26 PM (TbWk/)
100
The Commanders at Cowboys on my local station: Wash. - 10, Dallas - 17 right now.
Just doesn't have the same ring as Redskins vs. Cowboys.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)
101
EDIBLE CHARCUTERIE "BOARD" ... It's actually a focaccia with indentations formed by bake-safe ramekins in whatever sizes and shapes you wish ... Then, when the various wells are emptied, guests can tear off and enjoy chunks of the bread ... Betcha these could be baked and frozen ahead of the holidays for short-notice get-togethers ... https://tinyurl.com/2n7mpnh4
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 05:29 PM (MOK4W)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:13 PM (2UJ+q)
That they have...but they were delicious. A special dish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 04:15 PM (k5CNB)
Now, if someone could make pate out of Scrapple...then I'd really be impressed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2026 05:29 PM (0CU3H)
103
Now, if someone could make pate out of Scrapple...then I'd really be impressed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2026 05:29 PM (0CU3H)
___________________________
The German immigrants called it "meat pudding" or panhaas. Most locals, however, call it "pork mush."
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 05:35 PM (dIske)
104
93 47 I like chicken straight up, grilled, pan fried, or deep fried. All of that extra effort for sauces and such seem exhausting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 04:33 PM
+++
Whenever I grill I usually cook four boneless, skinless chicken thighs as an add on to the meal. They go in the fridge to eat later in the week. Warmed once in the microwave, then a second time with a slice of cooked bacon topped by Swiss cheese.
Always a delightful morsel.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)
He ate some brand that came in a blue and white can for decades, but I couldn't find any one day and bought him some 'King Oscar' sardines in olive oil with some herbs and spices.
They've got several different styles/flavors.
He loved them.
Said they were the best he'd ever had.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)
107
Had scrapple a lot as a kid, can't bring myself to get it as a adult
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)
108
> he Commanders at Cowboys on my local station: Wash. - 10, Dallas - 17 right now.
Just doesn't have the same ring as Redskins vs. Cowboys.
--------
Back in the 70's and 80's when Washington was a semi-respectable team, my uncle had season tickets. This was during the John Riggins era, Sony Jurgenson and so on.
I have nothing but disdain for that organization. And the league in general.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 05:37 PM (2Cry5)
109I do, as well. And, I have a theory as to why. Ask your wife if her parents gave her a spoonful of cod liver oil every morning for "health reasons." It was a trend back in the late 60's and early 70's.[ . . . ]
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)
It was to prevent rickets. Children with low Vit D levels have soft bones that can twist or deform, and northern states don't have a lot of sunny days when they can run around in the winter.
"strait clean-limbed children" was an ideal.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)
He ate some brand that came in a blue and white can for decades, but I couldn't find any one day and bought him some 'King Oscar' sardines in olive oil with some herbs and spices.
They've got several different styles/flavors.
He loved them.
Said they were the best he'd ever had.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)
I don't eat sardines straight from the can, but I've used them as poor man's anchovies, especially in Lenten pasta dishes...they break down just like an anchovy will, and they are pretty dang healthy...
PS - Dinner is a success, so teens should like it...gonna be boxing it up soon...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 05:39 PM (tOcjL)
111
If anyone wonders why after 50 years of football I walked away
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)
112
For whatever reason, anchovies have been absent around here. My wife found a tin of them a couple weeks ago and I promptly made a couple Cesar Salads with them.
She still won't put them on pizza however.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 05:41 PM (2Cry5)
113
My recent spark of interest was starter made from rye or from spelt, and this makes serious changes to dough that I am still working out.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:11 PM (rbvCR)
I have eased away from rye flour. It makes delicious sourdough when I use about 15% rye, but I don't like the way it rises...or rather doesn't.
114EDIBLE CHARCUTERIE "BOARD" ... It's actually a focaccia with indentations formed by bake-safe ramekins in whatever sizes and shapes you wish ... Then, when the various wells are emptied, guests can tear off and enjoy chunks of the bread ... Betcha these could be baked and frozen ahead of the holidays for short-notice get-togethers ... https://tinyurl.com/2n7mpnh4
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 05:29 PM (MOK4W)
I was just reading a discussion of the Pompeiian fresco that showed a focaccio type bread topped with fruits and cheese. They had a circular depression in them to hold the fruit and the honey and some sort of runny farm cheese topping
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)
115
I would call the fried pate entree "mushy pig's feet." Sounds super appetizing!
Posted by: Sexy Velociraptor at September 20, 2026 05:18 PM (U/j9n)
Well...you eat your meat raw, so who are you to comment?
Seriously, the inside was firm and not mushy, and the outside had a wonderful crispiness.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)
117I have eased away from rye flour. It makes delicious sourdough when I use about 15% rye, but I don't like the way it rises...or rather doesn't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 05:41 PM (k5CNB)
It is mostly a starter thing, echoing the German and French breads. I have a couple of Russian rye recipes also but I am not that fond of them and I don't like coriander that much.
The French and German doughs are a wetter dough than the English and American tradition, and that is throwing me quite a bit.
I am supposed to wedge the bread dough, not just slap it around!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:45 PM (rbvCR)
Highly recommended from a man who knew sardines.
He liked the regular olive oil, jalapeno peppers and Mediterranean (has olives and bell peppers and herbs) versions.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)
119
Most people don't obsess over wine, and that is healthy and wise. It is, after all, just a drink. You know...like the .45ACP is just a cartridge.
So what would you say is the 9 mm of drinks?
Posted by: RI Red at September 20, 2026 05:45 PM (YAL0u)
120
I have eased away from rye flour. It makes delicious sourdough when I use about 15% rye, but I don't like the way it rises...or rather doesn't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 05:41 PM (k5CNB)
Same. I do use a little in the starter, though. I think it give me a stronger starter.
122
I have been known to make pizza using brisling sardines in tomato sauce in place of the normal red sauce.
I have yet to get anyone to consider that this is a good idea, but my wife will eat it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)
*finds it's made of everything, kinda like hot dogs, but is more of a breadish type thing due to adding flour or cornmeal*
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)
126
I don't eat sardines straight from the can, but I've used them as poor man's anchovies, especially in Lenten pasta dishes...they break down just like an anchovy will, and they are pretty dang healthy...
PS - Dinner is a success, so teens should like it...gonna be boxing it up soon...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 05:39 PM
I like to get the large whole frozen sardines, butterfly them, brine them quickly, and hot smoke them. A little rice, some tzatziki...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:51 PM (qnN/4)
127
The French and German doughs are a wetter dough than the English and American tradition, and that is throwing me quite a bit.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:45 PM (rbvCR)
Heh. My go-to sourdough recipe is about 70% hydration. But I have a pita recipe that is about 88% hydration, and it's ridiculously hard to handle...but worth the trouble!
128 dedicated to the best chicken fricassee one can make, is a hoot!
Weird. I just watched that 10 seconds ago.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2026 05:51 PM (HeG1i)
129
It is a block of pâté made from pigs feet that was breaded very lightly and then pan-fried.
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So...scrapple.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 05:53 PM (RIvkX)
130
Hey y'all. Pretend this is food-related, k? Any Midwest Morons been to or familiar with Wood Hat Distillery, at New Florence, MO, about two shot glass widths from I-70, an hour west of St Louis? A micro-tiny one garage, one family distillery, who nevertheless makes a couple dozen expressions. Including a cask strength bourbon that is world class. If you are in the region (I am not), it is worth a visit.
Posted by: goatexchange at September 20, 2026 05:53 PM (hyS0X)
131
So...scrapple.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 05:53 PM (RIvkX)
Not quite, since there was no grain or cereal mixed into the meat. And...it was nicely textured...almost rillettes-like.
132
My dad likes scrapple but he says you can't get it anymore like it was when he was a kid.
When my dad was a kid though, the Brunswick Stew recipe started with "one whole hog's head". I'm sure they also knew how to make some scrumptious scrapple.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 05:54 PM (MWfyi)
133
Well that was an unfortunate way to end the half.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 05:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)
135I like to get the large whole frozen sardines, butterfly them, brine them quickly, and hot smoke them. A little rice, some tzatziki...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:51 PM (qnN/4)
Janssens' Temptation is a baked dish of anchovies and sliced potatoes with onions and a cream sauce, but I have used sardines or mackerel instead.
I bet the frozen sardines would be wonderful as well
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
136 The sardines from Portugal are probably the best in the world.
They definitely taste better, but at end of the day...they're sardines.
So unless you eat them by themselves then King Oscar whatever is going to taste about the same.
Cuz those good Portuguese sardines are expensive.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 05:56 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: RI Red at September 20, 2026 05:56 PM (YAL0u)
138
Brunswick stew is good but I've never had any with a hog's head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 05:57 PM (6ydKt)
139
I will eat sardines if I am starving and there is nothing else to eat. They are pretty good then.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 05:57 PM (MWfyi)
140
Some sauces to consider that won’t be terrible for you!
Yogurt Mint
In a med container add 1 cup plain Greek yogurt, ½ tsp onion powder, ½ tsp dill, ¾ tsp salt, ¼ cup chopped mint and the juice of 1 lemon. Mix it up, amazing on curry grilled chicken.
Creamy Tahini
1/2 cup tahini
3 Tbsp lemon juice
1-2 cloves garlic
1/2 cup water
1 Tbsp olive oil
1/4 tsp salt (or to Taste)
Blend on high until smooth. Dip veggies in this, drizzle it over a salad with chickpeas, cucumbers and tomatoes with or without grilled chicken. This is really nutrient dense and yummy.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 05:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
1/2 cup olive oil
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
2 cloves garlic
1/2 cup loosely packed fresh Italian parsley
1/2 cup loosely packed fresh cilantro
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper
Instructions
Blend all ingredients on high until garlic and herbs are chopped.
If you hate cilantro, just use parsley
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 05:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
142
"Brunswick stew is good but I've never had any with a hog's head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf "
You have to cook it down to get all the unidentifiable tasty bits in there.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)
143
So unless you eat them by themselves then King Oscar whatever is going to taste about the same.
Cuz those good Portuguese sardines are expensive.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 05:56 PM (iJfKG)
Dad ate them out of the can with a fork.
He especially liked to take them in the cooler with other snacks going fishing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:01 PM (6ydKt)
144
HEB carries a skinless. boneless smoked sardine fillets. Delicious.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:02 PM (UdrMW)
145
You have to cook it down to get all the unidentifiable tasty bits in there.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)
I'm trying to imagine getting some unsuspecting person to go to the kitchen and get a bowl of stew for them to take the lid off and see a hog skull staring at them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)
146
I have been known to make pizza using brisling sardines in tomato sauce in place of the normal red sauce.
I have yet to get anyone to consider that this is a good idea, but my wife will eat it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 05:48 PM (rbvCR)
I'd buy a wedge of that...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 06:03 PM (nbLIj)
147
Terrine is the word I was thinking of, but I think those have moistened bread crumbs mixed in with the meat and spices.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)
I like them at lunch on a cracker with a dab of mustard.
Yum.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 06:04 PM (iJfKG)
149
Yeah if you'll eat anchovies on pizza I don't see why you wouldn't like sardines.
It's gotta be better than pineapple on pizza.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:05 PM (6ydKt)
150
126 I don't eat sardines straight from the can, but I've used them as poor man's anchovies, especially in Lenten pasta dishes...they break down just like an anchovy will, and they are pretty dang healthy...
PS - Dinner is a success, so teens should like it...gonna be boxing it up soon...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 05:39 PM
I like to get the large whole frozen sardines, butterfly them, brine them quickly, and hot smoke them. A little rice, some tzatziki...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:51 PM (qnN/4)
I didn't even know they sold large frozen sardines...huh...maybe I'll look for that...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 06:06 PM (tOcjL)
151
>>It's gotta be better than pineapple on pizza.
And yet, not.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 06:06 PM (viF8m)
Sardines are what you used to catch actually tasty fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m)
155I like to get the large whole frozen sardines, butterfly them, brine them quickly, and hot smoke them. A little rice, some tzatziki...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 05:51 PM (qnN/4)
Since the Romans were also eating focaccia topped with fig paste, ricotta, honey and fruits like apricots and cooked apples, I am not so picky about what anyone puts on a pizza.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 06:12 PM (rbvCR)
156
Dad ate them out of the can with a fork.
He especially liked to take them in the cooler with other snacks going fishing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:01 PM (6ydKt)
Sardines are what you used to catch actually tasty fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m)
My people are reputed to be poor fishing companions because we make a lunch out of the bait...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 06:12 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
159
I didn't even know they sold large frozen sardines...huh...maybe I'll look for that...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 06:06 PM
They do in my AO. Can't vouch for elsewhere, but they're worth looking for. Portuguese. About 7 or so inches long.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 06:14 PM (qnN/4)
160
159 I didn't even know they sold large frozen sardines...huh...maybe I'll look for that...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 06:06 PM
They do in my AO. Can't vouch for elsewhere, but they're worth looking for. Portuguese. About 7 or so inches long.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 06:14 PM (qnN/4)
Thanks! Okay, off to clean up my kitchen disaster...but youth leaders were thankful, and maybe I can get the spouse to help!
Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2026 06:16 PM (tOcjL)
161
We be proud too announce that's on Erection day this Noovembor we be has a We Hate Trump Day Parade to shows everybody we wants Presdent oboba back. Please comes and join us.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 20, 2026 06:16 PM (xkxJM)
162
Kindltot, it was a chore to make but well worth the effort.
A really fun one is a smoked salmon slab, cream cheese with roasted poblanos, green onion and a dash of poblano/serrano hot sauce. that one is wrapped in thin sliced Pacific salmon and refrigerated.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:20 PM (UdrMW)
163
Grill is lit. The wine is a blend of last week's shiraz and 1/3 bottle of three week old zin. It's...not...bad..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 06:22 PM (nbLIj)
164
This is hilarious. The Vogue magazine editor who constantly criticizes Melania Trump made a public appearance. Hope it never happens again.
https://tinyurl.com/5ceyzm8y
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 06:27 PM (dM5CL)
165
OK, food. Dinner tonight is pepper jack cheese sticks and a fine mass-produced chardonnay by Woodbridge.
Posted by: RI Red at September 20, 2026 06:28 PM (YAL0u)
166
I tried a new fajita marinade that used pineapple juice as part of it. It was alright but not worth the effort. I will stick to the dry.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:29 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:30 PM (UdrMW)
168
147 Terrine is the word I was thinking of, but I think those have moistened bread crumbs mixed in with the meat and spices.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 06:03 PM (rbvCR)
J got food poisoning on a terrine in the Cotswolds. It was terrible! We haven’t been back since. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 06:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
169
Huck no better than those commenting about Sydney
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)
170
Heirloom Tomato and Eggplant Gratin from Food and Wine is the first eggplant that I like enough to remake many times.
Posted by: MacRadDoc at September 20, 2026 06:34 PM (Gl2C6)
171
RI Red, good choice!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:30 PM (UdrMW)
No choice, BH.
Desperation.
Posted by: RI Red at September 20, 2026 06:35 PM (YAL0u)
172
OK, food. Dinner tonight is pepper jack cheese sticks and a fine mass-produced chardonnay by Woodbridge.
Posted by: RI Red
Mine was Campbells Chunky Savory Beef Stew soup and Tricuits with some Irish cheddar cheese. No wine though. I had slug of chocolate milk.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 06:36 PM (lJ0H4)
173
Sardines are what you used to catch actually tasty fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m)
I don’t eat them.
Dad swore I sat on his lap as a kid and ate them with him but I haven’t eaten them since I was 5 or 6.
I don’t like the smell.
Don’t eat anchovies either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 20, 2026 06:42 PM (fcCLB)
182
Ely Farm Products (Newtown, PA) makes scrapple that -- according to reviewers on Facebook "Scrapple Trail" -- note its taste being on the mild side with no liver flavor.
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 06:44 PM (MOK4W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:45 PM (JrHfD)
185
This is hilarious. The Vogue magazine editor who constantly criticizes Melania Trump made a public appearance. Hope it never happens again.
https://tinyurl.com/5ceyzm8y
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 06:27 PM (dM5CL)
Can a picture smell like sardines?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
186
Our red beans and rice is made with Andouille sausage and ham.
Might have to check out this "pickled pork" thing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm from New Orleans & have eaten red beans all my life. Today, most people make their red beans with andouille, but when I was growing up it was almost alway pickle pork, which is the best. It is pork shoulder that has been pickled sort of like bacon without the nitrates. Don't see it in the groceries much any more, but it is pretty easy to make at home.
Bonus Red Bean Recipe...
If you like Popeyes Red Beans, ugh!, for every pound of beans you cook, puree a pack of the cheapest, red hotdogs you can find & add to your batch of beans.
Posted by: Dino58 at September 20, 2026 06:47 PM (eW9RX)
187
You cannot have a proper Caesar salad without anchovy.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:42 PM (UdrMW)
This is true! But...anchovies don't guarantee a good dressing!
188
Dad probably just fed them to me to make my mom mad. She hated them, especially that odor.
So he’d always get her to bring the can if sardines and bring then to him open so she’d smell them the entire way complaining the entire way:
“These things reek. I don’t know how you eat them. You’re not kissing me until you brush your teeth.”
And then he’d try, and fail, to kiss her afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 06:50 PM (6ydKt)
189 Having spanakopita for dinner.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
===============
I make spanakopita! I call it "having-around food" for when guests are staying for a few days. Pan of lasagna, pan of spanakopita, bowl of sweet-and-sour chicken, bowl of rice, few other things, help yourselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 06:50 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 20, 2026 06:53 PM (fcCLB)
194 I rounded up all the red, yellow and orange vegetables, poured bacon fat over them (I save it), and roasted them at 450 degrees. Add to simmering chicken broth (from the remains of a Costco rotisserie chicken), add water for consistency, 1/2 cup of sour cream and salt to taste.
They'll like it, but I can't say I'll ever have this particular combo of ingredients again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 06:55 PM (mmrXZ)
195
We have a 59 degree high forecast for Wednesday.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 20, 2026 06:56 PM (fcCLB)
196
Not sure about dinner tonight. Probably hot dogs!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 06:56 PM (G2REX)
197
I can't eat hot dogs and pot pies anymore. Yecch.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 20, 2026 06:58 PM (fcCLB)
198
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 06:51 PM (qnN/4)
I'm guessing that was eat up or enjoy in Greek. It's been a long time since I had Greek in seminary and it didn't require I address my food😉. But thanks so much!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:58 PM (JrHfD)
199
On the topic of King Oscar sardines, where are you folks finding them? Especially the ones packed in olive oil?
They've completely disappeared off the shelves in my AO and even Amazon only shows one vendor at a rediculous price.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 06:58 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
206 My "Eat Down the Inventory" project continues. I have a 13.5-ounce jar of Bada Bing cherries that are probably supposed to be used in cocktails. Looking for something else to do with them. They seem so sweet, I think a very tart cheesecake maybe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 07:03 PM (mmrXZ)
207
>>>@206 My "Eat Down the Inventory" project continues. I have a 13.5-ounce jar of Bada Bing cherries that are probably supposed to be used in cocktails. Looking for something else to do with them. They seem so sweet, I think a very tart cheesecake maybe.
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Greetings ... My traditional Thanksgiving turkey dressing (on the side, not in the bird) calls for dried cherries, but jarred might also work well ... Search "Midwest Sausage and Dried Cherry Stuffing" for the recipe ... I have also seen several pork recipes calling for cherries, balsamic, rosemary, and oranges.
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 07:24 PM (MOK4W)
208
When I bought pulled pork for watching the game yesterday, I passed on adding smoked ears and tails.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 07:35 PM (4NO2D)
209
Honestly, ears and tails seems like dog chew toys and not people food to me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 07:37 PM (4NO2D)
210
Jack Straw,
If you want a different take on risotto, try using orzo pasta instead of rice. Rice has always seemed meh to me, whereas pasta has a real contribution to make. (To me.) And orzo is very much faster than rice.
Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2026 08:46 PM (zGeQ7)
211
Jack Straw,
If you want a different take on risotto, try using orzo pasta instead of rice. Rice has always seemed meh to me, whereas pasta has a real contribution to make. (To me.) And orzo is very much faster than rice.
Posted by: Wenda at September 20, 2026 08:46 PM (zGeQ7)
212
Regarding wine, listening to old time radio (podcasts, I wasn't there), there are ads for Roma Wines, promoting many types, not just one or two. Really surprised about the varieties.
Petri Wines, Cresta Blanca. All gone now.
Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 20, 2026 08:50 PM (tKtie)
First World Problems...
That seems like the perfect package to carry in one's pocket! But beneath the calm and seemingly well-designed exterior lays a trap!
The wheel at the base has a stop at one end of its range, but not at the other. So randomness suggests that eventually it is going to turn one way more than the other, and that direction pushes the lip balm into the cap, where it happily stays.
A better design would have some sort of ratchet or lock to keep the wheel from turning when not needed, and also a cooling system so that the balm itself isn't so soft from body heat that it seeps out!
These are the times that try men's souls!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Cry5)
8
4 Vanilla lip balm? Isn't that kid of gay for a manly man such as yourself?
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)
Dude has spent too much time in Europe. Just sayin…
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (vupS9)
9
Mgid has ruined this site on phone. My iPad works fine.
My chapstick has gone thru the wash and come out fine. Their cap stays put.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:05 PM (8jVAy)
10
Also, it inevitably breaks off in the cap, just slightly too far in to easily scoop out, right when it would leave the remnant in the tube too short to be of use either.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2026 02:07 PM (iqcvy)
14
Not to create a distraction, but the Burt's Bees story is pretty interesting.
12 minutes.
https://youtu.be/UfRWmR_X9a8
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)
15
The answer is a manbag with little compartments to organize things and keep this lip balm upright and away from body heat.
Posted by: Piper
Shoulder strap or crossbody?
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (lJ0H4)
16
12 Piper, we could perhaps call it a messenger bag, or a murse?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September
A messenger bag would be more palatable, I think. But the idea only works if we remove the stigma of the mb being briefcase sized and allow for smaller ones. Like in between that and a fanny pack. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2UJ+q)
17 I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)
🚨 NEW: Jim Acosta is FURIOUS at President Trump’s plan to ban CNN and MS Now from the White House: “The press should band together and not cover the White House. Don’t go to the White House.”
“Do not operate a pool anymore. Just stop. Tell them this weekend there will be no pool when he goes to the UN General Assembly on Monday.”
“In addition, it should be told to the White House that there will be no White House Correspondents Dinner. What in the world are the press doing, having a dinner with Donald Trump when he’s going after the free press in this fashion!” adds
@Acosta
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)
19 Careful CBD, looking for solutions for problems that don't exist leads leftward.
Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Y8DZL)
20
Original Chap Stick came in a metal tube. To extend the lubricant one pushed the metal floor plate located in the hollow bottom upward.
For real relief, puncture a Vitamin E capsule and coat your lips with the contents.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (826kS)
21
We're lobbying Congress to require all these features... for your convenience and safety.
We hope you don't mind the modest price increase to $29.95 per tube. But think of the quality! And no cap goop!
Posted by: Amalgamated Lip Balm Manufacturers Association at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (nKjQb)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (3Ope8)
23
Did Jim Acosta put his hands on his hips?
Did a stomp his foot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 20, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)
24
As a kid I wasn't allowed to have lip balm. If they didn't want me eating it, they shouldn't have made it in flavors. That seems pretty simple to me. Which brings up the question as to whether I'm partially responsible for the warning labels on scented shampoo.
What we really need is "Lib Balm". Although, perhaps that's a market saturation issue...what, with the bear spray and pepper spray already available.
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)
25
They need manlier flavors, like Roast Beef or scotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 02:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (ndZc7)
29
My first world problem is I can’t get my clip to hook on to the headset cord. I need this so the cord is not just loose as I will without fail get it hooked around the barre when I walk by, yanking it, and me, backwards in a not graceful way.
I have more, but this is th e most immediate issue facing me.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (2UJ+q)
Finally, an explanation for CBD's whacked-out threads!*
*Though admittedly, consumption of stirred manhattans might be the reason.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (iJfKG)
31
Vanilla lip balm? Isn't that kid of gay for a manly man such as yourself?
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)
Dude has spent too much time in Europe. Just sayin…
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (vupS9)
French vanilla would be gay. Regular vanilla is merely gay-adjacent...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (nbLIj)
32
12 Piper, we could perhaps call it a messenger bag, or a murse?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)
-------
USAF surplus gas mask bags with the strap moved to hold the bag vertical work fine. And they are big enough to hold your Channel Locks, screw driver and other metal objects in the bottom with two inside pockets for your money and stuff.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (826kS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Jmzdj)
34
I guess a man bag is OK if you use it for concealed carry.
Nah!
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (H5nit)
35
Jets/GB are two mediocre teams. Won’t get 15 wins from the two of them.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (T8bqm)
36
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Jmzdj)
Seriously. WATF?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3Ope8)
37
As a teenager my family took a ski trip way, way, way up north into the mountains of North Carolina. During the trip I bought a wild cherry Chapstick. To this day, whenever I smell cherry chapstick I'm reminded of that trip.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (nESHF)
39
Bag balm is great stuff. I use it on pipe threads,too
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:19 PM (T8bqm)
40 “In addition, it should be told to the White House that there will be no White House Correspondents Dinner. What in the world are the press doing, having a dinner with Donald Trump when he’s going after the free press in this fashion!” adds
@Acosta
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)
Oh, no!
Not "No White House Correspondents Dinner"!!!
Pro Tip for Ol' Jimbo - Don't threaten Trump with a good time.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (Cqx++)
49
I got nothin that compares to this lip balm problem. Nothin.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (sl73Y)
50They need manlier flavors, like Roast Beef or scotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Scotch sounds okay.
Roast beef sounds like it would invite doggy kisses and hungry wasps.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (VHUov)
51
Martinez Long was 19 years old on July 3, 2026, when he went to a mall called the Fairlane Town Center, located in Dearborn, Michigan. Somehow a fight broke out — through no fault of Long’s own — and Cameron Watkins shot and killed Keonte Seaborn. ‘Watkins then shot another person during a struggle, and continued to shoot his gun recklessly in the mall before Long acted.’ Long then ‘fatally shot Watkins,’ ending his rampage.
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Sumbitch was carrying a gun and the judge let him,have it.
The judge admonished Long for carrying the gun and told him he has to think before he acts.
"Fortunately, you weren't injured, but nonetheless, you had a gun there in the first place, which was poor judgment," he said. "And what do you need a gun for protection in a mall, in the first place?"
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Yeah, everybody knows malls are perfectly safe. He got two years probation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 02:22 PM (Cqx++)
Atomic Punk!
https://tinyurl.com/bncc3prp
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:26 PM (3Ope8)
54
Lubriplate. The correct product for chapping and chafing of all sorts has always been Lubriplate 130-A gun grease.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (H5nit)
55
The fix for the lip balm wheel that you mention would probably cost one penny more per tube, and the manufacturer would never dream of spending so much money on such an extravagance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (sTKQb)
56Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)
Dude...lighthearted! We have plenty of opportunities on this blog for serious stuff.
57
Had a FWP plumbing leak before work this week. Waited until I got home to properly fix it. 50 minutes and needed no parts not on hand. Added a shut off valve on line as well as it was at beginning if that 1/2 " line right at split of systems.
50 minutes to fix it.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)
58
Lubriplate. The correct product for chapping and chafing of all sorts has always been Lubriplate 130-A gun grease.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (H5nit)
I use Permatex for AR barrel nuts. That might work on lips. And as a bonus it is a cool color!
59
Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
It’s way past time we elect a Native woman to the US Senate.
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What about Big Chief Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue, Peggy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)
60
I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I've used chapstick after the lips get all burnt skiing, use it for a day or two after. But no, what do they call it, pursing, the lips.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (sl73Y)
61
>> The answer is a manbag with little compartments to organize things and keep this lip balm upright and away from body heat.
There is never a situation where this is the answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)
62
It would cost us 1500$ to upgrade the electric service and have 4 Mitsubishi heat pumps installed. Only thing that bothers me is that NYC requires that the installer disable the FF heat system, steam in my case, by cutting the gas and steam pipes.
Disabling our FF heat gets us a 9000$ rebate on the install.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (/Chlc)
63
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)
Dude...lighthearted! We have plenty of opportunities on this blog for serious stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)
A-Wrecks likes crashing the book thread with this stuff too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (kpS4V)
64
I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)
Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (J4Dwc)
65
Pork butt in the slow cooker. Been in there for about 10 hours. Atill not shredding like I want it to.
Son #1 heading here for the Seasquabs game. Pork butt Sammie’s on a toasted sesame seed bun with Cole slaw mustard and pickles.
Oh. And beef tallow fried potato chips.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (yEz+x)
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>>> Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (J4Dwc)
I've met CBD, and he is no Josh Brolin.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (+fdRY)
67
> USAF surplus gas mask bags with the strap moved to hold the bag vertical work fine.
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Remember the machinegun in a violin case?
There's a weird sub-culture obsessed with taking long guns, especially those with folding stocks, and finding "the perfect" soft sided guitar bag for it.
So as to not be "obvious" with what you've got.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (2Cry5)
68
I honestly can't remember the last time I needed lip balm. Been years. And that was when I had a fairly bad cold.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (0aYVJ)
69
I like Burt's Bees beeswax stick for chapped lips.
But I never seem to have any on hand and just suffer instead. Because dumb.
70
Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.
Posted by: one hour sober
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or my tablet screen would have been dripping.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:36 PM (lJ0H4)
71
At No Pasaran blog he tells us it would have been Sofia Loren's birthday
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)
72
Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM
Thought question:
Could America one day become a bidet culture?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)
73
FWP: My municipality provides multiple rubbish bins in the alley for household, kitchen trash, but it never fails that some lazy fuck puts their lawn clippings and amazon packaging in the bin and fill it up because they are too lazy to take it to the dumpster down the street. Big ass cardboard boxes with packing material. Funny thing is, they never remove the shipping label so you always know who they are and where they live.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 02:38 PM (5C90x)
74
Oh wait, I do have a FWP this week. The NWS forecast is calling for an overnight low on Wednesday below 70 degrees.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:40 PM (+fdRY)
75
At No Pasaran blog he tells us it would have been Sofia Loren's birthday
Posted by: Skip
Sophia still alive and kicking at age 92.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:40 PM (lJ0H4)
You know when you have a really nice bottle of whiskey, and sop you pour a glass for yourself after-dinner and suddenly realize that the bottle is less than 1/4 full, and soon will be empty, and-
you're unable to buy said whiskey where you live, nor send for it mail-order cuz of Texas alcoholic beverage laws?
In this case, the whiskey is -
"Method and Madness Single Pot Irish Whiskey Finished in Mulberry Wood Casks"
Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.
And now the end is near...
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
79
I've met CBD, and he is no Josh Brolin.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (+fdRY)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (viF8m)
81
FWP here is that Pancho, the 8 lb apple head Chiuhaua, master of all he sees, destroyer of leather that lieth on the floor or falls within reach, has decided he needs some facetime and has made camp in my lap before I could refill my coffee.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (3Ope8)
Heard the same thing yesterday at the seafood restaurant where I knew the chef was having some personal problems. I complimented him, hoping to make his day a bit better. He smiled and waved with his large coking fork and said "These are the tines that fry men's soles!"
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)
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Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.
And now the end is near...
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
Old Dominick Huling Station Very Small Batch Bourbon.
I know it is available in Texas, so if you can find it I promise it will make your current crisis much easier to tolerate.
Fishing charter out of Pensacola hooked a MQM-172 drone and brought it ashore. No doubt the drone came from nearby Hulbert Field, or Eglin AFB, maybe.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc)
91Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.
And now the end is near...
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
Old Dominick Huling Station Very Small Batch Bourbon.
I know it is available in Texas, so if you can find it I promise it will make your current crisis much easier to tolerate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (k5CNB)
I'll have to check it out!
Thank you, sir.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (iJfKG)
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My wife bought me a bottle of Colonel E.H. Taylor Bourbon the other day. One I've never tried. I'll be opening it after a bit, maybe after dinner and have some with a cigar.
If it cools down a bit.
It was 90+ last night at 10PM.
I'm sure this is some sort of FWP
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (2Cry5)
93
Pork butt in the slow cooker.
Used to date her.
And fuck pop up ads
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (mcegB)
94
an electric shock warning device on the wheel would be helpful, or perhaps a freon horn to warn you when to stop turning
Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 02:47 PM (8uzBS)
95
Saving a comment for the food thread. Not much but it'll be something.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Hbeqj)
100
Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (ENb8M)
101
Just buy a tube of Carmex. It's a more effective product, anywsy. It also has a cap that doesn't turn, and it doesn't matter if warms up, because it comes out through a little pinhole.
FWP solved.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)
102
Someone will go on Shark Tank with a business to solve this and ask for $750k for 0.2% equity.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (X57RB)
103
Seriously, lip balm is another one of those "battery operated back scratchers." IMO, not needed and reflective of a civilization that is getting too damn comfortable (and get off my lawn). Here's my proof:
(((A hydrating Lip Treatment powered by Marine Glycoproteins to deeply nourish, repair and protect skin. Seals in moisture to leave lips quenched, with a bright and refreshing blend of crushed mint leaves and just a touch of sugary sweetness. Instantly soothes dry lips with a gentle cooling effect and a glossy, clear finish.))
Want to guess the cost? It's "only" $20 for a tube the size of those sample toothpaste tubes at you standard hotel. Here are your flavor choices... Mint, Blueberry Frenchtoast, Campfire S'mores, and Gingerbread.
I'll save everyone $20...drink the daily alottment of water, clean your mouth after eating, don't drool, and cover up in very cold weather.
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)
104
Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King
You know the rule.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 02:50 PM (X57RB)
105 Here's something funny, my mom hired some random electrician to do some work on a distant property she owns and she can't remember where she got him, who referred him, how to get hold of him. She has an invoice with nothing but his name on it that she paid via a bank transfer. She needs to find him again for some business purpose or other.
I googled him and the only hit is on a doxxing website. Neo-Nazi Proud Boy white supremacist lol. He seems to have completely scrubbed himself from the web other than that. He might -- *might** -- actually be antisemitic, but I can't tell because the doxxing site is Antifa and they're about as reliable as your average nutty antisemite. Supposedly he did good electrical work.
woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 02:51 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:51 PM (yEz+x)
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FWP #1: Dad is coming to live with me and the only available way to get Fox News and ESPN in my area is cable.
FWP #2: sensor went off on the freeway and says one tore has only 27 PSI. Then 26. Now back to 27. Maybe it's because it's cold now. Or maybe the tire is leaking. It's a new tire, too.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (OYHOj)
108
Here's my complaint about lip balm. My wife likes to use it, and she keeps it in her pockets. Several times, she has left the lip balm in her pocket and it went into the laundry. The dryer melted the lip balm and it put grease spots all over the clothes in the dryer.
I confess, I have done even worse. One time I let a purple carpenter's crayon in my pocket. That melted and we could never get those stains out of the clothes.
Posted by: Ralph at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (8WZD4)
109
I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)
Move to the high desert in the Rockies. Round about January you'll have a very masculine patch of raw, mauled flesh that looks like hamburger, strathing from the base of your nose to your chin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)
110
Just remembered, my Next FWP is my garage door springs are done for. Looked at Lowes, Homy Depot and they don't seem to carry huge springs
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (Ia/+0)
111
62 It would cost us 1500$ to upgrade the electric service and have 4 Mitsubishi heat pumps installed. Only thing that bothers me is that NYC requires that the installer disable the FF heat system, steam in my case, by cutting the gas and steam pipes.
Disabling our FF heat gets us a 9000$ rebate on the install.
Posted by: Accomack
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Old Indian saying:
Let's don't and say we did.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:53 PM (826kS)
112
I'm the lucky one, nurse. I get to take care of this little angel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)
113
Spend time on a sailboat and you’ll need some sort of lip protection.
Snow sports as well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:54 PM (yEz+x)
114
Leftists with all kinds of bizarre kinky crap care about someone's sex life.
Sure.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)
115
Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.
Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:56 PM (H5nit)
116
>>>Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King
>We don't run in the same social circles or but if we did, I'd give her and lady friends a good rogering.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 02:56 PM (5C90x)
117
NYC will inspect the job and cut the installer a check.
Two teams going no where.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:02 PM (8jVAy)
118 Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.
Posted by: Weasel
Can you get a lip transplant?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 03:03 PM (Cqx++)
119
I once left a pack of Trident in my pants that went thru the wash. The pack disintegrated. I didn’t notice anything until the gum melted in the dryer. It was my work clothes and I said nothing to the wife.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:04 PM (8jVAy)
120
> Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.
Posted by: Weasel
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A day skiing in Utah... nice, sunny. Not too cold.
Burnt to a crisp.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 03:05 PM (2Cry5)
121
Is "rubbish" a US word or a UK word?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Back when, your garbage would be picked up for the pig farm, sort accordingly and put in garbage pail in ground. Your trash was burnable, and burned, accordingly. Your rubbish, things that didn't burn, broken stuff, and the like, was usually placed in a barrel in the garage or shed and brought to the town dump periodically. If they had deposits on them, like tonic, the bottles went into a bottle bin, rinsed. Cashed in at the store.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 03:06 PM (sl73Y)
122
you're unable to buy said whiskey where you live, nor send for it mail-order cuz of Texas alcoholic beverage laws?
In this case, the whiskey is -
"Method and Madness Single Pot Irish Whiskey Finished in Mulberry Wood Casks"
And now the end is near...
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41
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I think it's a worse situation. Looks like it was a limited edition that came out 2021. I don't think they make it anymore.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 03:09 PM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)
125
the bottles went into a bottle bin, rinsed. Cashed in at the store.
Posted by: From about That Time
I remember when we were newlyweds and money was tight we used to cash in the bottles for needed cash. Luckily my husband was a Pepsi addict so we always had a lot of empty bottles. Those were the days.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 03:14 PM (lJ0H4)
I wanted to let you know that I reached my campaign funding goal today. I have at least 155 in-district donations, as well as well over the $6700 that I need to qualify for state funding. I will probably receive a few challenges to the submission, so I'm calling around locally to improve my buffer in both metrics.
I absolutely could not have done this without Ace, CBD, and the rest of you farking gray box bastages out there. I'll work on my funding package tonight with my treasurer and get up to Hartford tomorrow to meet with the State Election Commission to deliver my data. If all goes well, I should have my money by 5 Oct 2026, the day before my debate with Anne Hughes.
While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2026 03:16 PM (0CU3H)
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>>While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.
Fuck that. You have a race to win. Make the name larger.
Go win.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)
129
I think it's a worse situation. Looks like it was a limited edition that came out 2021. I don't think they make it anymore.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 03:09 PM (Hbeqj)
130
This balm has rosemary extract. Most balms have an ingredient like that which contains menthol or camphor compounds. This is the source of the cooling sensation you get from many lip balms. The problem is that menthol and camphor are initially soothing and then later irritating. This irritation makes the wearer feel like they need another coating of lip balm.
I'm a Colorado high desert girl. I gave up lip balm once I realized what was going on. The best thing about giving it up is that I have had zero cases of cracked lips since giving it up. My lips have never been smoother or more comfortable. (No lipstick either.)
If it's windy, cold, or dry, the barest touch of Neutrogena Norwegian Formula hand cream (unscented -- the scented stuff tastes nasty) will keep my lips comfortable. I might need it after brushing my teeth in the morning and again later if I've been out in the wind. The Norwegian cream contains no irritants like menthol or camphor.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 20, 2026 03:21 PM (OlzlW)
131
Over engineering is not a good look CBD.
Now, what you need are small, single use applicators for the balm. Somewhat syringe shaped or bullet shaped that deploys just enough balm for one application. These you can buy in a pack, or clip, of 10. Just throw them in a drawer.
Bit of a Second Amendment vibe going for the gun owners. Parched lips are the last thing you need when hunting or popping of looters.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 20, 2026 03:23 PM (lDkhm)
Pro Tip for Ol' Jimbo - Don't threaten Trump with a good time.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM
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Let's see here. At the last House Correspondents Dinner, a loser ran past ineffective security with a shotgun to try and kill Trump, the dinner was cancelled, and the 'correspondents' in the audience stole the unopened bottles of wine off the tables as they left. I can see why Acosta would think that was a good time, but what's in it for Trump?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 03:23 PM (azNOR)
136
5 Oct 2026, the day before my debate with Anne Hughes.
While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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No way. CBD will publish some time and date and channel access to the debate. How could we miss such a thing?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 03:31 PM (826kS)
137
I think I might inject some botox poison into my lips so the application of lip balm can be done with a toilet plunger. That's not gay or anything. It's dominance!!!
Plus, if I ever get caught in a hurricane, I can affix myself to the nearest smooth surface.
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)
138
Well. at least there's a simple solution to this problem: Next time - buy the CHOCOLATE lip balm. (That's my public service message for today).
Posted by: Dr_No at September 20, 2026 03:35 PM (ayRl+)
>How do you feel about carnivorous yellow jackets and hornets? They'll be barnstorming you face, checking out your fragrance.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 03:36 PM (5C90x)
140
You know chapstick is cheap enough to buy a box and just go through 'em as needed.
"Move to the high desert in the Rockies. Round about January you'll have a very masculine patch of raw, mauled flesh that looks like hamburger, strathing from the base of your nose to your chin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)"
No shit. If it's gay but works, well, it's still kinda gay but the man code precludes bringing it up
Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 03:36 PM (TfRuS)
141
I can watch a lot of things, but, I can’t watch the Jets win.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:37 PM (/Chlc)
142
Would bacon grease work as lib balm?
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)
There is a scene in a Hemingway short story in which a convalescing soldier uses olive oil (I think) on his sunburned lips and face.
143
Pro Tip: chicks do not want to make out if your nasty lips are all chapped and cracked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)
144
29 My first world problem is I can’t get my clip to hook on to the headset cord. I need this so the cord is not just loose as I will without fail get it hooked around the barre when I walk by, yanking it, and me, backwards in a not graceful way.
I have more, but this is th e most immediate issue facing me.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (2UJ+q
Wireless headset?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)
145
Gottta give him credit, Aaron Rogers just made probably his last tackle.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 03:45 PM (sl73Y)
150
Okay, this is both strange and funny. My wife decided that she would start eating sardines, apparently never ever having eaten one. She bought not one twelve can case of the fish, but two.
I predict this will not go well.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)
151
Try this to keep your lip balm from going soft in the heat. https://www.mychapie.com/ It really works.
Posted by: Skinnedknuckles at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (i97dQ)
152
You had to wonder when McCartthy would drop Rodgers.
Eagles losing to Tennessee would be delish.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (T8bqm)
153
I have YouTubeTV. Great stuff. 100mps is fine for tv and internwt
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (T8bqm)
154
EMPTY LIP BALM TUBES -- REPURPOSED
Broken crayon pieces can be upcycled into twist-up drawing crayons by melting crayon scraps in a clean tin can (placed in boiling water) then carefully poured into an empty fully rolled-down lip balm tube.
Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (MOK4W)
155
Bacon grease would be too salty for a balm. Pure lard not so much.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (4NO2D)
156
151 Try this to keep your lip balm from going soft in the heat.
Posted by: Skinnedknuckles at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (i97dQ)
It was in the pool!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (odBC9)
Their tinted lip balm is inexpensive and wears great.
Chapstick is too waxy for me. But my boys like it. I think. They get a stick or three in their stockings every Christmas. Socks, boxers, pj bottoms too. And an orange.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:55 PM (7b2l4)
It comes in a toothpaste type tube with an applicator tip with a hole in. Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
I get chapped lips easy in our low humidity winters especially if it’s windy out. Used Vaseline brand for years to prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
165
Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
That’s what she said.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)
166
10 Also, it inevitably breaks off in the cap, just slightly too far in to easily scoop out, right when it would leave the remnant in the tube too short to be of use either.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)
You could keep that old tube of "lip gloss" in the master bathroom and use a Q-tip to get those little bits out.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)
167
164 It comes in a toothpaste type tube with an applicator tip with a hole in. Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)
168
107 FWP #1: Dad is coming to live with me and the only available way to get Fox News and ESPN in my area is cable.
FWP #2: sensor went off on the freeway and says one tore has only 27 PSI. Then 26. Now back to 27. Maybe it's because it's cold now. Or maybe the tire is leaking. It's a new tire, too.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (OYHOj)
Good deal then.
At 100 - 250 mbps you can get internet around $30/40 per month, I’d imagine.
1 gig fiber runs me around $100.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)
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Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM
CBD, you cut the blue plastic wrong by the cap, there; it's all raggedy and it might nick you or pick up lint from your pocket.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9)
170
153 I have YouTubeTV. Great stuff. 100mps is fine for tv and internwt
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (T8bqm)
I was replying to this.
FWP, pressing Copy on an iPad only for it to fake you out and only make you think it actually copied.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)
171
Get cleaned up and upstairs.
FOODIE NOODIE TIME
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)
172
Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.
Posted by: Always good advice at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
173
My wife uses a lot of ChapStick. She typically buys a multi-pack of the stuff about every 3 months. I'll spend about 4 or 5 hours outside tomorrow, but won't get chapped lips. Like, ever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)
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165 Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
That’s what she said.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)
you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)
I thought about that phrasing for a second but knew the horde wouldn’t disappoint if I just went with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)
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175 165 Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
That’s what she said.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)
you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)
I thought about that phrasing for a second but knew the horde wouldn’t disappoint if I just went with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)
; )
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:05 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Sam Melonhead, Attorney-at-Law at September 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Fn+3X)
179
Oh, man, Germany is becoming very entertaining. It looks like the AfD won in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania. But, that's not the fun part.
The Far Left group looks to be coming out on top in Berling (which is little surprise). But, here's the fun part. Those in power and the EU have been stating that AfD matches up with the WW2 Nazis, claiming both were far right (regardless of that not being true, it is a common narrative of AfD's opposition, the EU and the media). BUT, the "Central Council of Jews" in Germany is up at arms because they consider the far left more attuned to the WW2 Nazis and are deeply anti-Semitic.
(((Central Council President Josef Schuster on Sunday.
"The fact that a party whose campaign rallies openly called for people's deaths is set to emerge victorious from the election deeply troubles me." ))))
_________________________
The Central Council of Jews are directly challenging the far Left and categorizing their anti-Semitic behavior/comments....which directly contradicts the strategy of opposition to the AfD. So, to placate the Jews in Germany, they will have to address their misrepresentation.
Fun stuff from fallen Europe.
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)
180
Wireless headset?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026
The battery pack is wireless, but the headset plugs into the battery pack. I have looked into a wireless mic, but the ones that don’t sound like there is a windstorm or come flying off your shirt during cardio are pretty pricey. I would need a whole new receiver, too. It’s on the list of things that would be great to have when I hit 300 members.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (2UJ+q)
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I always keep wheelbearing grease around. Nice red color, will work on all chapping.
Posted by: The Penske File at September 20, 2026 04:11 PM (Fn+3X)
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@ 172 Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards. Posted by: Always good advice at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1) ___________________________
That statement has SO many levels of interpretation …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 20, 2026 04:18 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 04:51 PM (OYHOj)
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Chicken Poop is excellent balm, and does not melt.
Posted by: Unclezip at September 20, 2026 09:10 PM (OViF8)
Yemen Is Saudi Arabia's Back Yard, And It Is Their Responsibility, Not America's, To Police It
The Houthis, or Anṣār Allāh (“Defenders of God” ), have been around in one form or another for many years. The name derives from their founder: Hussein Badr al-Din al-Houthi, who was killed by the Yemeni government in 2004. The origins of the terrorist movement follow the tired pattern of so many Muslim terrorist groups...some religious or tribal schism that drives maniacal killing for reasons that most modern people would think are nuts!
But that doesn't matter much when their chaotic violence expands past the borders of their failed state. The Houthis have expanded their drive to subjugate Yemen into Saudi Arabia, and at the behest of their Iranian masters have attacked shipping near the western Yemen coastline, which is conveniently (for them) near the narrow Bab Al Mandeb strait, choking Red Sea and Suez Canal shipping. They now control almost 100 miles of that coastline, so they have plenty of opportunity to disrupt a major sea route for world commerce.
Saudi Arabia has tried, and failed, to control the Houthi expansion in Yemen. Apparently the Saudi armed forces have modern weaponry that doesn't translate into quality forces. They have gotten their asses kicked by what -- at least on the surface -- looks like a bunch of 7th century tribes that hide out in the mountains and conduct guerilla warfare against the KSA. Except they are being supported by Iran, which means they have sophisticated (for Muslims) weaponry that they use to good effect against anyone within reach. And what they have discovered is in reach are the oil pipelines that KSA uses to bypass the Strait of Hormuz, where Iran is trying to control petroleum exporting to the rest of the world.
Saudi Arabia has dithered and obfuscated and fought (poorly) and tried to negotiate with the Houthis, and nothing they have tried has worked. They are unwilling and probably unable to mount a concerted military effort against them to end, once and for all, the Houthi threats against petroleum commerce and the security of Saudi Arabia.
But...that ain't America's problem. We have sold KSA billions of dollars worth of modern arms, have trained their armed forces, have conducted training exercises with them, and have supported them in all respects. It is time for them to step up and do the work that is necessary. Otherwise, why have we spent so much time and effort?
Saudi Arabia facing 'biggest threat' ever to oil production as Iran-proxy Houthis launch attacks, expert says
Hussain Abdul-Hussain, a research fellow at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, said Thursday that the situation is escalating in the Middle East as Iran "likely instigated the Houthis to force a blockade on Saudi Arabia."
"I think this situation is really precarious for the Saudis. This is the biggest threat to their production of oil since their kingdom was founded in 1932. And this is almost existential," he said.
"We see that the Saudis are trying to shop for some force to fight their war for them. And I think along the lines, they also called President Trump. It doesn't look to me that Washington is going to get involved in this one," he added. "We'll probably offer them advice and tell support, but I don't think we, the United States, will get involved with this war over Bab el-Mandeb."
That evaluation is a bit histrionic, but the conclusion is perfect. We have better things to do with our military than bail out the Saudis and, once again, do the heavy lifting that the rest of the world is unwilling to do.
Saudi Arabia says Houthis targeted its capital with a missile
Saudi Arabia on Saturday said that Yemen’s Houthi rebels tried to attack Riyadh with a ballistic missile, the first time the Saudi capital has been targeted since the escalation in fighting with the Iran-backed rebels opened a new front in the Iran war.
The statement said the attack was intercepted. Some residents in Riyadh heard an explosion, and later some saw a plume of smoke near the airport. There were no reports of casualties or damage.
The statement also said the Houthis tried to attack civilian infrastructure in the Red Sea port city of Yanbu — where a key Saudi pipeline ends — and in Taif, Baysh and Farasan but they were thwarted, giving no further details.
The Houthis earlier claimed, without providing evidence, that they had targeted “sensitive sites” in Riyadh and facilities of Saudi oil giant Aramco in Yanbu, causing “massive fires.” Aramco, the world’s largest oil company, did not respond to a request for comment.
Maybe attacks on the capital will be enough to get the rulers of Saudi Arabia off their ample rear ends and actually do something other than pay for others to do their work!
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (Ia/+0)
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Like the old Soviet Union war criminals from the late 40's until their collapse in 1989 who shipped weapons of war all around the globe, just who and how do the Houthis get all these weapons? Amazon? Ebay? Wallyworld? Dick's Sporting Goods?
Such a mystery...
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (6VpiA)
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Billions in sophisticated arms, planes, training, and the Saudis couldn't fight a troop of Girl Scouts. Or at least are too chicken to. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their barracks. Wait, do they have barracks?
Posted by: Run Away! at September 20, 2026 12:08 PM (Fn+3X)
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Are the Saudis signatories to any treaties banning chemical and biological warfare? If not, provide them with the wherewithal, and let MBS push the button.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 12:09 PM (1z8ji)
8 The Saudis will buy them off rather than fight. But what else can you expect from indolent do-nothings who can't take a dump without some Filipino semi-slave wiping their ass?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 12:11 PM (eRlcH)
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Are there no mercenary companies the Saudis could hire? I keep hearing about PMCs...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)
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Guess why Trump told the Saudis to take some of their desert and pound it and then the Saudis turned to Israel.
You don't need to be a weatherman.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:11 PM (viF8m)
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The Saudis don't or refuse to get it. There are enemy military tanks 5 miles out of Riyadh heading their way. What flag are they carrying, Israel or Iran?
Posted by: Hadsil at September 20, 2026 12:12 PM (/4OWh)
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Hot Air (I know) has a good article on this. Might be good, another proxy, along with their Iraq allies, maybe being pulled down the drain with Iran.
Worth a look.
https://tinyurl.com/mwd3vwpu
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 12:13 PM (sl73Y)
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For thousands of years, wealthy leaders have hired mercenaries to fight their battles for them.
Saudi Arabia certainly has enough money for that.
There are tens of millions of poor Muslims in the world that I suspect would be willing to take that risk for enough money to take their families out of abject poverty.
The Saudis could also include a fixed life insurance payment to the family if the male was killed in combat.
The traditional risk of using mercs is that they turn on their hosts. However, if they are deployed in Yemen, that risk seems very low to me.
The Saudis (and the rest of the Arab states that want regional peace) need to start thinking outside of the box.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 12:13 PM (HlyYF)
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The Saudis pay people to do things for them. The Egyptians own Suez. Let the Saudis pay for the Egyptians to fight.
It's gotta be someone local, because projecting power went out with the 20th century unless your name is Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 20, 2026 12:13 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 12:15 PM (sl73Y)
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There are tens of millions of poor Muslims in the world that I suspect would be willing to take that risk for enough money to take their families out of abject poverty.
The Saudis could also include a fixed life insurance payment to the family if the male was killed in combat.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 20, 2026 12:13 PM (HlyYF)
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Isn't this basically how the Iranians recruited Hezbollah and Hamas?
They pay the families of the "martyrs" who are killed in attacks against Israel.
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The Saudis...the same people who sent a team of hijackers into the US and destroyed NYC, then had their people flown out by W? The same people who let us stage forces in their country to protect it from Sadaam after he overran Kuwait? The same people who shunned us by refusing to join the Abraham accords?
They can buy more weapons from us and fall back on their compadres in their alliance. Or not. Maybe Israel can help them out.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 12:23 PM (3Ope8)
20 Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 12:23 PM (eRlcH)
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Saudi's military has more experience with parades than it does with actual, you know, military stuff.
The Houthi's are spanking the shit out them in the south.
The only consideration the US should have is whether the Bab el Mandab strait in the Red Sea remains unmolested. It's apparent the Saudi's are incapable of dealing with 12th century savages in Yemen.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 12:23 PM (2Cry5)
What’s it with these people and long names? You never hear of Mohammed Abdul. It’s always Mohammed Abdul Al-Ahmed bin Laden Al-Mohammed.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 12:24 PM (X57RB)
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I suspect the Saudi military is completely inept. I also suspect this escalation egged on by Iran is due to the fact that Iran is desperate. The strangulation strategy that the Trump folks improvised (it took ‘em awhile didn’t it?) now appears to be working brilliantly. But the escalation is dangerous… already gas and especially diesel prices are bumping up noticeably. Interesting times…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 20, 2026 12:25 PM (RjPzd)
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Thx CBD.
Someone pointed out the House of Said doesn't want a competent military because the Sauds could be a target for overthrowing.
While I agree that the Sauds and the Houthis amount to "why can't they both lose" , I don't think we can afford to have the Bab al-Mandab blocked by 8th century primitives. Maybe we can convince the Egyptians to get in, though in the 60s they didn't fare too well there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 12:26 PM (oUMhY)
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Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 12:23 PM
FWP is later today.
Posted by: Please make a note of it at September 20, 2026 12:26 PM (2Ez/1)
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Like all 3rd World corrupt states the Saudi military sucks because it’s all nepotism in leadership. But as someone else pointed out, they do a fine military parade when needed.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 12:26 PM (X57RB)
What language is that? I don't even understand those words in that phrase...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 12:26 PM (3Ope8)
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There are only two militaries in the region that I respect: the Jordanians and the Turks. The rest have a shit-ton of equipment but second class soldiers and officers. The troops are from the lower classes and have no desire to fight the Houthis. The officer corps are the upper class and connected. They look good in their uniforms but aren't going to risk anything, especially their asses.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 12:27 PM (2WIwB)
What language is that? I don't even understand those words in that phrase...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026
Took the worlds right out of my skull! Maybe the problem is that too many vegetables took garlic's rightful space.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 12:29 PM (OYHOj)
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Again we must ask "Where are the Europeans?" I saw a news blurb the other day that the Saudis have told Europe they will receive no oil (which some up from the Red Sea via Suez) for two months. Europe has a dog in this fight but sadly they lack the capability. And it's not from being unable to produce weapons and stand up an army - western Europe has that capability. They just lack the will.
Posted by: George V at September 20, 2026 12:30 PM (g6ahB)
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The Saudis...the same people who sent a team of hijackers into the US and destroyed NYC, then had their people flown out by W? The same people who let us stage forces in their country to protect it from Sadaam after he overran Kuwait? The same people who shunned us by refusing to join the Abraham accords?
****
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: zombie Mohammed Saeed Alshamrani at September 20, 2026 12:35 PM (J4Dwc)
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Again we must ask "Where are the Europeans?" I saw a news blurb the other day that the Saudis have told Europe they will receive no oil (which some up from the Red Sea via Suez) for two months. Europe has a dog in this fight but sadly they lack the capability. And it's not from being unable to produce weapons and stand up an army - western Europe has that capability. They just lack the will.
Posted by: George V at September 20, 2026 12:30 PM (g6ahB)
Russian oil is going to start looking good to the Euros again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)
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just who and how do the Houthis get all these weapons?
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (6VpiA)
Read the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 12:20 PM (k5CNB)
I did and I get it that Iran is backing them but how do the weapons get to the Houthis "physically", like put in their hands from crates and boats and planes. Surely somebody knows how this shipping is done and can cut it off?
Getting to Yemen is no easy task, especially shipping weapons and ammo.
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:35 PM (6VpiA)
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 20, 2026 12:34 PM (ca8Qt)
Only if Iran is supplying them, but NOT from Iran directly?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:36 PM (l3cgK)
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Read the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 12:20 PM (k5CNB)
Do we have to read it?!?!
Is there a quiz afterwards or something?
Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2026 12:36 PM (Oy/m2)
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Years ago, before this unpleasantness in Iran, the US was involved in escorting and protecting ships transiting the Red Sea from the Houthi's who were targeting various commercial shipping. We had a carrier in the region and periodically targeted the Houthi's and their weaponry.
We wanted the EU to get involved... because most of the commercial shipping traffic that used the Red Sea to the Med (via Suez) and then on to Europe. It was a half hearted attempt on the EU... as expected.
Point being... we were involved with the Houthi's before and didn't get the help we asked for from Europe... so I'd say it's nominally not our problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 12:37 PM (2Cry5)
Pick one. Because both cannot be true.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 20, 2026 12:34 PM (ca8Qt)
3. Iran supplied the Houthis with weapons, which they are now beginning to deploy, and continues to supply them with money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)
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38 just who and how do the Houthis get all these weapons?
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (6VpiA)
Read the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 12:20 PM (k5CNB)
I did and I get it that Iran is backing them but how do the weapons get to the Houthis "physically", like put in their hands from crates and boats and planes. Surely somebody knows how this shipping is done and can cut it off?
Getting to Yemen is no easy task, especially shipping weapons and ammo.
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:35 PM (6VpiA)
I'm betting lots of those weapons were shipped in BEFORE Iran was getting blasted. Also, there are lots of places around the world that the Iranians have poured weapons and personnel into, and those areas can ship weapons to Houthi and the Blowfish.
Also, don't forget China...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)
Pick one. Because both cannot be true.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 20, 2026 12:34 PM (ca8Qt)
It’s an apparent contradiction but perhaps not a real one. Iran will prioritize weapons over everything else; their economy could be collapsing and yet they could still supply weapons for a Hail Mary… for a time. Remember in WWII, Hitler was on the ropes but still launched the battle of the bulge.
I have no idea if this is a last gasp of the mullahs. Probably not… but I’m pretty sure the last thing to go would be their military armaments.
These Houthi attacks are a smart strategic play for them. More effective than trying to stop our blockade… which they can’t do
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 20, 2026 12:39 PM (RjPzd)
46 Russian oil is going to start looking good to the Euros again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ukraine launched a major overnight drone strike on Russia, hitting a Moscow refinery despite President Trump's request for Ukraine to stop striking Russian energy infrastructure as a global refining crisis deepens.
Bloomberg reports that the Gazprom Neft-owned Moscow Oil Refinery, about 16 miles from the Kremlin, was struck by drones. The facility has a processing capacity of around 245,000 barrels a day and supplies fuel to the surrounding metro area.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)
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Again we must ask "Where are the Europeans?"
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The Europeans can't even cross the street without the US to carry them. Individual units may be first rate, but otherwise they can't be of any help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 12:38 PM (eRlcH)
Europeans are quickly making themselves into Euro-peons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:39 PM (l3cgK)
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KSA armed forces.World's largest and best equipped palace guard and parade drill team.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 20, 2026 12:40 PM (gm9Sb)
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Remember in WWII, Hitler was on the ropes but still launched the battle of the bulge.
I thought that was because the Germans needed fuel for their tanks or something.
Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2026 12:41 PM (Oy/m2)
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Russian oil is going to start looking good to the Euros again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Ukraine launched a major overnight drone strike on Russia, hitting a Moscow refinery despite President Trump's request for Ukraine to stop striking Russian energy infrastructure as a global refining crisis deepens.
Bloomberg reports that the Gazprom Neft-owned Moscow Oil Refinery, about 16 miles from the Kremlin, was struck by drones. The facility has a processing capacity of around 245,000 barrels a day and supplies fuel to the surrounding metro area.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)
For many months the Russians have been waiting in very long lines to put gas in their car tanks. i chatted with some Russians online back in May/June, and they were telling me how badly it sucked and how they were trying to get in line during off-hours in hopes the lines would be shorter and the gas would still be available when it was their turn.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)
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2 I still think it would be darkly humorous if the Houthis took out the Kaaba in Mecca...
What would the Muslim world do about that?
(My guess...NOTHING.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2026 12:03 PM (FZ29D)
Put another space rock there and claim the original had never been blasted...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)
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"How do the Houthi's get their weapons?"
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I'll bet some are through Saudi Arabia itself. Other methods would be to go through Oman.
Those countries aren't innocent when it comes to funding and supplying terrorists.
There's also a weapon's pipeline through Djibouti, Eritrea and Egypt (across the Red Sea from Yemen.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 12:44 PM (2Cry5)
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38 just who and how do the Houthis get all these weapons?
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (6VpiA)
Read the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 12:20 PM (k5CNB)
I did and I get it that Iran is backing them but how do the weapons get to the Houthis "physically", like put in their hands from crates and boats and planes. Surely somebody knows how this shipping is done and can cut it off?
Getting to Yemen is no easy task, especially shipping weapons and ammo.
Posted by: Lords Of War
Wrong! Ask Jim Mattis.
The retired four-star Marine Corps general and former CENTCOM commander was secretly hired in 2015 to advise the UAE (and by extension consult on the Saudi-led coalition's military strategy) regarding the war against the Houthis in Yemen
He later went on to serve in Donald Trump's actual cabinet as his first Secretary of Defense (from 2017 to 201, during which time his prior private advising work for the UAE on the Yemen conflict came under intense scrutiny.
Up/Down/Left/Right -- all are their playthings as the world of carnage becomes a paradise for the ilk of cTHIEL.
Trump's gotta get to woik/Reservoir Dogs
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 20, 2026 12:44 PM (gjmnd)
Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 12:44 PM (cGjQu)
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Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth….
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 12:45 PM (vupS9)
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Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026
I don’t even understand these words. 😂. But add more broth maybe, if it needs to be thinned out a little bit?
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
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For many months the Russians have been waiting in very long lines to put gas in their car tanks. i chatted with some Russians online back in May/June, and they were telling me how badly it sucked and how they were trying to get in line during off-hours in hopes the lines would be shorter and the gas would still be available when it was their turn.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)
That would not necessarily stop the Russians from loading crude into tankers, and selling it to refineries in Euroland, once the Euros get thirsty enough to abandon their embargo of Russian oil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 12:45 PM (1z8ji)
I'd like the muslim world itself to get tired of islam.
What an anchor around the neck of everyone within islam's borders, and now outside those borders too. Thanks Progtards/communists/Democrats/GOPe-cucks/ WEF/EUtards!!!! Did I forget anyone?
Anyway, it probably won't happen, but Iran, when it falls could be the start of that.
Even the muslimiest Muslim in Iraan has got to be sick of islamic rule. should they burn down all the mosques and madrassas, and hang all the imams, etc,
and take up almost any other religion or atheism, they'll find their lives improve exponentially in a very short time.
But, it's just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 12:46 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)
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IIANM, Chy-na has a substantial operation in one of the port cities in Yemen.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 12:47 PM (3Ope8)
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I'll bet some are through Saudi Arabia itself. Other methods would be to go through Oman.
Those countries aren't innocent"
They're barely "countries" - none of the various tribal groups are one hundred percent loyal...
Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 12:48 PM (cGjQu)
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Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026
I don’t even understand these words. 😂. But add more broth maybe, if it needs to be thinned out a little bit?
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
Maybe it's just becoming an aspic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2026 12:48 PM (Oy/m2)
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3. Iran supplied the Houthis with weapons, which they are now beginning to deploy, and continues to supply them with money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)
With the currency that is said to be in freefall?
I'm starting to get the impression that we're being as well-informed about Iran and the Houthis as we are about Russia and Ukraine.
What language is that? I don't even understand those words in that phrase...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 12:26 PM (3Ope
ANY garlic is too much! Oy gevalt!
Posted by: Dracula at September 20, 2026 12:33 PM (xJMj/)
Were you the origin of the "Elders of Zion"?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Just like Politics these days, just TOO MANY NOTES -- if their words were water they would drown us all.
The Culprits, the Solution, only too obvious for those with eyes which do not refuse to see -- a free and productive people have Absolutely Nothing to gain from War, and, in fact, a great deal to lose.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
BECOME THE STORM.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 20, 2026 12:50 PM (sYT9F)
Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 12:49 PM (cGjQu)
If it has enough collagen from bones and starts to cool enough...
When I make chicken soup, I cook it with lots of chicken bones...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)
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Going to be a cold winter in Euro-land without energy. Hope all those windmills are in tip top shape.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 12:52 PM (yEz+x)
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> IIANM, Chy-na has a substantial operation in one of the port cities in Yemen.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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They purportedly have a large military installation across the bay from our facilities in Djibouti
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 12:52 PM (2Cry5)
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Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 12:53 PM (cGjQu)
Long ago and far away....when I was but a wee lad-
Texas was full of both major and minor refineries. Pretty much anywhere driving along the coast or west Texas you'd eventually come across one.
Admittedly, they stunk. But, that was the Stink of Good Jobs, Good Money, and the God-Given Freedom to0 Drive Big Ole Fancy Gas-Guzzlers All Over This Great Land of Ours.
Americans no longer seem to understand that there is always a cost to the good things in life.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 12:58 PM (iJfKG)
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> Again we must ask "Where are the Europeans?"
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As the issue affects commercial shipping... and would presume a competent Navy would be required... it would appear that there's really not viable option for the EU.
*Sucks to be them*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 12:58 PM (2Cry5)
I suspect the Euros will be real hesitant to send anyone to the region, what with millions of muzzies sitting in their home countries.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)
That's the plan, man.
Making the world(your home country, really) too dangerous for war against muslim countries.
And they've almost succeeded.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 01:00 PM (iJfKG)
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But, that was the Stink of Good Jobs, Good Money, and the God-Given Freedom to0 Drive Big Ole Fancy Gas-Guzzlers All Over This Great Land of Ours."
Newark. Once upon a time
Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 01:01 PM (cGjQu)
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This is what 80+ years of babysitting has wrought.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:04 PM (nESHF)
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Get the Somalians in there to stir shit up. Make them pick a side. A little more regional chaos never hurt.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 01:05 PM (5C90x)
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Inshallah ...
Posted by: Saudis at September 20, 2026 01:00 PM (nn1uA)
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The 10th Crusade is.coming. It's gonna be ugly.
The hell of it all is, and it pains me to say it, this may actually be a war we need to fight. Not for the Saudis, or for Europe, although they are important, but we need to stop every aspect of Iranian influence. I've said before, in every war, the enemy gets a vote. Iran isn't dead yet and they need to be contained.
I'd write more but the preacher is about to start.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 01:06 PM (2WIwB)
92
Djoibi is that bar in Star Wars: every punk has a gun cabinet there.
I say leave these losers to sand and build our own refineries for our own oil.
Oh, too late. Maybe AI can help.
Trump got played into putting a bucket on his head.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:06 PM (T8bqm)
Having dealt with RSAF aviation cadets in the 90s here in the U.S. undergoing initial flight training at Whiting Field, if I had to describe them with a single word, it would be 'arrogant assholes.'
They flew the same syllabus as U.S. Navy flight students and, allegedly, were held to the same standards of performance...except they weren't. And they knew that. Which is why, perhaps, there were arrogant assholes.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 01:06 PM (J4Dwc)
94
Getting to Yemen is no easy task, especially shipping weapons and ammo.
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 12:35 PM (6VpiA)
The Houthis are getting weapons via flights from Iran, Lebanon, Iraq, etc. And, probably, Russia and China.
It's not heavy stuff (mostly), it is stuff that can be shipped in a short container or even big boxes.
95
But...that ain't America's problem. We have sold KSA billions of dollars worth of modern arms, have trained their armed forces, have conducted training exercises with them, and have supported them in all respects. It is time for them to step up and do the work that is necessary. Otherwise, why have we spent so much time and effort?
Now, for the kids at home, apply this same logic to Israel.....but you won't.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (V+3EO)
96
***"I think this situation is really precarious for the Saudis. This is the biggest threat to their production of oil since their kingdom was founded in 1932. And this is almost existential," he said.
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An interesting aspect to this is original territory and religion.
Preceding 1932 the area that is now Saudi Arabia (Armand Hammer) was known as Northern Yemen. The Yemenis belong to a different sect of Islamism called Zaydi. They are not Sunnis or Shias.
" Zaydism took root in Yemen in the ninth century. In 897 CE, the Zaydi religious leader Yahya al-Hadi established himself in northern Yemen and founded an imamate—a system in which a Zaydi sayyid, or descendant of the Prophet Muhammad, could claim leadership" ...
..."The important modern turning point was 1962, when Yemeni military officers overthrew the Zaydi monarchy and founded the Yemen Arab Republic. Saudi Arabia supported the royalists during the ensuing civil war, while Egypt supported the republican side..."
How would the Houthis behave without Iranian money and materiel?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (826kS)
97
My answer is leave and America First. The world doesn’t like us and we need to win our own civil war first.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (T8bqm)
98 The leadership of the UK isn't scared of a Muslim uprising if force is employed in the ME. The leadership of the UK won't do it because they're already Islamified.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:09 PM (nESHF)
103
Maybe attacks on the capital will be enough to get the rulers of Saudi Arabia off their ample rear ends and actually do something other than pay for others to do their work!
How does one say, "Nothing will happen" in Saudi?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 01:10 PM (nbLIj)
104 Read the article on FOX about Warren Michigan. Muzzies are taking over Warren.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:10 PM (/QHx4)
105
And then level every mosque in the hemisphere.
And sprinkle with bacon bits.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Pig shit slurry.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:11 PM (nESHF)
106
> The Houthis are getting weapons via flights from Iran, Lebanon, Iraq, etc. And, probably, Russia and China.
It's not heavy stuff (mostly), it is stuff that can be shipped in a short container or even big boxes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Last week, the Houthi's shot down a Saudi Air Force F-15 with gunfire. From the ground. Allegedly small arms fire. That, by itself, is fucking sad.
For the Saudi's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 01:11 PM (2Cry5)
107 Having dealt with RSAF aviation cadets in the 90s here in the U.S. undergoing initial flight training at Whiting Field, if I had to describe them with a single word, it would be 'arrogant assholes.'
__________
Are there airplane drivers who aren't?.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)
108
Now, for the kids at home, apply this same logic to Israel.....but you won't.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (V+3EO)
Are you really that stupid?
Israel has been fighting the West's battle against Islam since its rebirth in 1947.
If you think that Israel hasn't done enough, you are profoundly ignorant.
109
I don't think "responsibility" is the issue. Either we care about oil getting out of the middle east (mainly to Europe's benefit) or we don't. We only need to care so long as oil we produce can be sold to them.
Frankly I think we should block Iran's oil to China until such time as we're satisfied Iran's nuclear program is no more, and keep our oil here. Let economic pressure force the Europeans to make peace with Russia. And we should cut the Saudis loose as they are as useless to us as the Europeans are.
But for some reason the administration wants to keep Europe going without any hard choices, and if that's the case, I think it's going to have to deal with the Houthis'
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 20, 2026 01:12 PM (vSvIl)
110
In a previous life I was an advisor to the Saudi military. I've never seen poorer excuses for soldiers.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:12 PM (W6d+C)
111
Last week, the Houthi's shot down a Saudi Air Force F-15 with gunfire. From the ground. Allegedly small arms fire.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 01:11 PM (2Cry5)
I had read that it might have been a missile, but damn! Small arms fire! That's embarrassing.
112
88 But, that was the Stink of Good Jobs, Good Money, and the God-Given Freedom to0 Drive Big Ole Fancy Gas-Guzzlers All Over This Great Land of Ours"
Newark. Once upon a time
Posted by: man
Imagine different
1.58Trillion cubic feet of metly hydrate 1000-2000meters deep in the Taiwant Strait without which either country has access to without American technology
This deposit represents only 1% of world total. Imagine hydrocabrons harvested, transformed in place, deep underwater into plastics and production plants that run the data centers (and cities) of the future
Data Center Size: A steady flow supplying even a modest fraction of this gas could continuously power a large-scale hyperscale data center campus (100 MW to 500+ MW)
Duration: At a 200 MW continuous draw, the recoverable reserves could theoretically fuel the facility for decades (30 to 50+ years), acting as a quasi-baseload sovereign power source
Rather than fighting over maritime boundaries or blockading Taiwan, Trump would propose treating the South China Sea and Taiwan’s shelf as a Joint Development Zone.Xi would be offered joint resource security and technological cooperation in deep-sea extraction
ThinkBIGLY!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 20, 2026 01:14 PM (yEajp)
113
The US hasn't given Israel anything. All the so called "AID" has been in the forms of arms sales . Now, let's talk about what the Israelis have done for the US in terms of technology.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:15 PM (UdrMW)
114
In a previous life I was an advisor to the Saudi military. I've never seen poorer excuses for soldiers.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:12 PM (W6d+C)
This is a recurrent theme. It's amazing that they have been around for 80 years and haven't been able or willing to produce even small units that are top quality.
115Having dealt with RSAF aviation cadets in the 90s here in the U.S. undergoing initial flight training at Whiting Field, if I had to describe them with a single word, it would be 'arrogant assholes.'
While I was over there I heard of a couple of incidents: One was an F-15 pilot doing touch and go's only he forgot to put his gear down and touched...but didn't go. Heh. Another case involved an F-15 again, where the pilot punched off his pylons, along with the ordnance. I heard pylons are pretty expensive. Heh again.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:16 PM (W6d+C)
116
***Maybe attacks on the capital will be enough to get the rulers of Saudi Arabia off their ample rear ends and actually do something other than pay for others to do their work!
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Call India and ask if their pilots would like extra spending money.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:16 PM (826kS)
117
If the Saudi's launch an attack on the Houthis, and it isn't a complete, total annihilation of the enemy in a day or two. the House of Saud will be out of favor with their "god". At that point, the Saud family will be dead in hours, and Saudi Arabia torn apart into little tiny pieces.
So, I say go for it. Their black monolith will be exposed as what it was - a multifaith temple with statues of the godlings popular at the time.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2026 01:16 PM (qx7Zg)
118
108 Now, for the kids at home, apply this same logic to Israel.....but you won't.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (V+3EO)
Are you really that stupid?
Israel has been fighting the West's battle against Islam since its rebirth in 1947.
If you think that Israel hasn't done enough, you are profoundly ignorant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Both of my boys are MAGA. They do not understand the importance of Israel. They do not understand why the US needs to be their true blue partner in this conflict. It is heartbreaking to hear them say the US needs to stop fighting for and supporting Israel. They just don’t get it. As do many in Gen Z. The messaging from the Trump administration has been lacking. And we are losing Gen Z.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 01:17 PM (FII0+)
119
The Ukraine war is meant to keep the US involved in Europe. Trump’s not leaving Europe to its fate.
Everything from the Bosphorus to the Ganges is useless. Glass it.
Trump still hasn’t decided to destroy Iran or not yet. Should have known the answer before he started.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:17 PM (/Chlc)
120
Last week, the Houthi's shot down a Saudi Air Force F-15 with gunfire. From the ground. Allegedly small arms fire.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 01:11 PM (2Cry5)
I had read that it might have been a missile, but damn! Small arms fire! That's embarrassing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Goatrapers like to lie.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:17 PM (nESHF)
121
Saudi Arabia has tried, and failed, to control the Houthi expansion in Yemen.
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But have they? Have they really?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)
122
Isn't sending excess princes off to war a standard part of Monarchy?
Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2026 01:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 01:19 PM (eRlcH)
125This is a recurrent theme. It's amazing that they have been around for 80 years and haven't been able or willing to produce even small units that are top quality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 01:15 PM (k5CNB)
My observation on this CBD, was/is the concept of Inshallah, e.g., the concept that whatever happens it was god's will. I observed it to be an excuse for basically not caring or being diligent about anything because whatever happens...it's god's will.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:20 PM (W6d+C)
126
109 I don't think "responsibility" is the issue. Either we care about oil getting out of the middle east (mainly to Europe's benefit) or we don't. We only need to care so long as oil we produce can be sold to them.
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We don't.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:20 PM (826kS)
And then added more garlic to my chicken soup stock. Still debating if it's enough.
Posted by: JackStraw
Roasted garlic would be good in chicken soup.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:20 PM (nESHF)
128
Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You're early. That's a FWP.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 01:22 PM (lJ0H4)
129
Read the article on FOX about Warren Michigan. Muzzies are taking over Warren.
Posted by: four seasons
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Done.
It is the slowly boiled frog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)
130
Do you know what Trump did after taking down the China and Russia and Iran supported terrorist dictatorship in Venezuela? He got their oil for pennies on the dollar.
Do you know what he's going to do once the mullahs eat a bullet.
See Venezuela.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
131
127 I gave Hardian's comment due consideration.
And then added more garlic to my chicken soup stock. Still debating if it's enough.
Posted by: JackStraw
Roasted garlic would be good in chicken soup.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:20 PM (nESHF)
I make a tomato soup with roasted garlic... You roast tomato's, onions and garlic drizzled with olive oil till caramelized
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:23 PM (+gK6I)
132
Did someone actually compare Israel to the Saudis?? Egad…. The Israelis actually fight. In fact they’re really good at it… one of the best militaries in the world. That is not a serious comparison, please
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 20, 2026 01:24 PM (RjPzd)
133
119 The Ukraine war is meant to keep the US involved in Europe. Trump’s not leaving Europe to its fate.
Everything from the Bosphorus to the Ganges is useless. Glass it.
Trump still hasn’t decided to destroy Iran or not yet. Should have known the answer before he started.
Posted by: Accomack
Ukraine war was the delusion of the french/noodle-headed MACARONI and his willngess to sacrifice all of europe with the hope that the bear eats them last -- which of course they will surrender again.
Single mistake. They pissed off putin, the former KGB/former Taxi Driver who fumed and stormed off after he was promised Russia could join the EU as an equal -- hindsight 20/20.
Fast forward:
Trump->hotel in moscow, greenland, 3seas accord + cuba
Europe: it's their problem.
China: methylhydrate joint development zone/wealth beyond their dreams of avarice.
LIBs: broken by the storm, still refusing to recognize the futiltiy of reprising Sinwar's final act of throwing a piece of wood at a dat center.
LET'S GO BRANDON: Get to Woik.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 20, 2026 01:25 PM (CH7Ow)
134
>>Roasted garlic would be good in chicken soup.
Oh great. Now you tell me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:25 PM (viF8m)
135
Now, for the kids at home, apply this same logic to Israel.....but you won't.
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at September 20, 2026 01:07 PM (V+3EO)
It's not quite the same logic.
Unlike the paper allies, Israel shows up for the fight when we ask them to.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 20, 2026 01:25 PM (vSvIl)
136
I make a tomato soup with roasted garlic... You roast tomato's, onions and garlic drizzled with olive oil till caramelized
Posted by: It's me donna
This is the way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:25 PM (nESHF)
137
The messaging from the Trump administration has been lacking. And we are losing Gen Z.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 01:17 PM (FII0+)
Your first point is 100% correct!
The second I think is overly pessimistic. Yes, in blue areas, but not nearly as much in the heartland.
138
The Saudis weren't a kingdom until the British and Americans made it so. They were no richer than any of the other Arabs. (tent fuckers) - We found oil and needed control of the region.
For whatever reason we picked the Saudis as best partner and plucked them out of the tent.
They never did anything before they became rich and they are certainly not going to do anything now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:27 PM (826kS)
139Do you know what Trump did after taking down the China and Russia and Iran supported terrorist dictatorship in Venezuela? He got their oil for pennies on the dollar.
Do you know what he's going to do once the mullahs eat a bullet.
See Venezuela.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
I agree with you Jackstraw that that's what he would do. My only concern is the timing because I have so little faith in voters that can't see beyond the end of their nose. It's very likely that Democrats will be in charge by the time that eventuality could happen. In which case it won't.
My pessimism has been learned over many decades of watching this cycle happen.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:27 PM (W6d+C)
140
While I was over there I heard of a couple of incidents: One was an F-15 pilot doing touch and go's only he forgot to put his gear down and touched...but didn't go. Heh. Another case involved an F-15 again, where the pilot punched off his pylons, along with the ordnance. I heard pylons are pretty expensive. Heh again.
****
Not surprising. Many of the RSAF students I provided instruction to were boxes of rocks who, after multiple flight failures, were still allowed to continue on with their training.
But, supposedly, they were held to the same standards as USN student aviators.
That, of course, was complete bullshit. Many of them, I suspect, were from "connected families" in SA.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 01:28 PM (J4Dwc)
141
nurse, I am curious as to what you reply to your sons.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:28 PM (UdrMW)
142
I have to say the rise in hatred of the Jews in this Country is scaring me..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:28 PM (+gK6I)
143
The Houthis are getting weapons via flights from Iran, Lebanon, Iraq, etc. And, probably, Russia and China.
It's not heavy stuff (mostly), it is stuff that can be shipped in a short container or even big boxes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ok, got it. Thanks! Those are the folks who will need to be brought low. If it sails or flies to Houthiville, it dies.
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 01:28 PM (6VpiA)
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:29 PM (/QHx4)
145
>>I agree with you Jackstraw that that's what he would do. My only concern is the timing because I have so little faith in voters that can't see beyond the end of their nose. It's very likely that Democrats will be in charge by the time that eventuality could happen. In which case it won't.
I get the concern about the midterms. I'm a bit more optimistic.
Trump didn't get permission from Congress to make a deal to get Venezuela's oil. He just did it.
All during the Iraq war Trump was saying to anyone who would listen we should take their oil. Trump is a ruthless deal maker. That's why he's a billionaire.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:31 PM (viF8m)
146
Making chicken and rice soup. I'm afraid it's going to set up like concrete when it cools down. Too many veggies. Too much garlic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Sounds like my biscuits. In my mouth, they melt like butter. In my stomach, they set like cement.
Posted by: Ready-Mix Industries at September 20, 2026 01:32 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Sam Drucker, Editor, Hooterville World Guardian at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (Fn+3X)
148
The hatred of Jews is on the rise and it is concerning. What are you doing to counter that rise?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (UdrMW)
149
That, of course, was complete bullshit. Many of them, I suspect, were from "connected families" in SA.
Posted by: one hour sober
Correct.
It is similar to letting all the cousins of the Kennedys in F-15's.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (nESHF)
150
My husband used to lounge in the hot tub at our community center. One of his frequent tub mates was a retired doctor who did some teaching at Saudi medical schools. The doc said he'd never seen a more privileged and lazy bunch of students in his life. Trying to teach them was frustrating.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 01:34 PM (lJ0H4)
151
Those are the folks who will need to be brought low. If it sails or flies to Houthiville, it dies.
Posted by: Lords Of War at September 20, 2026 01:28 PM (6VpiA)
No argument from me, but I want the Saudis and the Egyptians and the Brits and the Frogs (etc) to do the heavy lifting. Do they need intel from us? Maybe some air tanker support? Happy to oblige. But the people who are most affected need to do the work.
152
148 The hatred of Jews is on the rise and it is concerning. What are you doing to counter that rise?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (UdrMW)
Not hate them ? Seriously, no one in my immediate circle falls into the hate category...I have 4 Gen z Grandkids and 3 are conservative.. The fourth is iffy.. The only Girl... I'm working on her
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)
153
I don't know if the Jets are going to win but this team is no joke. They can play ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:38 PM (viF8m)
154
148 The hatred of Jews is on the rise and it is concerning. What are you doing to counter that rise?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (UdrMW)
This is what scares me the most, watching it in real time because people are afraid of the backlash from Muslims. Luckily, my Gen Z kids understand Israel and the importance of the country and the people as does my Gen A child. But my older 2 aren’t quite there with all Muslims being bad, that extremists exist in every sect.
My Gen A child is struggling to understand why there is so much vitriol against ICE out there because to her it’s common sense. Probably because she was/ is homeschooled.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 01:38 PM (2UJ+q)
155My husband used to lounge in the hot tub at our community center. One of his frequent tub mates was a retired doctor who did some teaching at Saudi medical schools. The doc said he'd never seen a more privileged and lazy bunch of students in his life. Trying to teach them was frustrating.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 01:34 PM (lJ0H4)
That just reminded me. While I was in SA, it was policy that if we had any serious injury or illness we'd be evacuated to Switzerland or Germany for medical care.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:38 PM (W6d+C)
We should stop selling arms to those who are passing them to Ukraine. If Ukraine receives ZERO American materiel the war
will be over.
Oh, And Elon, turn those fucking satellites off.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:39 PM (826kS)
157
I will say this. When Iran falls, it's really gonna get ugly in there. There's a whole lotta scores to settle and it'll be ruthless and relentless. There won't be much inside that region that isn't affected by it either.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 01:40 PM (3Ope8)
158
There’s a long piece written a couple years ago that’s being quoted by serious people on X and other places again; basically it explains why Arab societies are culturally Incapable of building modern and effective western style armies. They are good at guerrila tactics, hit and run lone wolf staff, and of course fanaticism.
But to build an actual organized functional army? They can’t do it. Best they can do is a parade ground army that can look good once or twice a month.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 01:40 PM (sTKQb)
159
I miss apple picking.
If the Saudis fought as well as the Israelis, they wouldn’t be in this mess. In fact, none of the musclemen do.
We should pull a Roman and stand behind the Saudi throne with 200k marines. That peninsula will belong to whomever kills the Saudi’s. Might as well be us.
We needed Venezuela and Guyana online before starting trouble in the ME.
Nearest decent apples are in Pennsylvania
Ultimately, Trump was hasty.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:40 PM (T8bqm)
160
COJ, the House of Saud will fall before the mullahs in Iran.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:41 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 01:42 PM (3Ope8)
162
It's me donna, nurse's sons are conservative also. You have to counter the fallacies with facts. The best place to start is with the real numbers about the "aid" to Israel.
NO US funds go to supporting any part of Israeli civil society. Do they disparage Africans, because all of our aid goes to supporting food and medical aid.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:42 PM (UdrMW)
163
Ben Had,
Honestly, I don’t know how to respond. So I have just listened.
It’s complicated. And I am not well spoken enough or as educated on the history as I should be, in order to clearly explain WHY it is in the best interest of the US. How does the security of Israel fit into the America First agenda? That’s what Gen Z needs to hear. Frankly, I could benefit from President Trump laying it out. Use small words so I can understand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 01:43 PM (yEz+x)
164
The Saudis have a worse problem than most, because they don’t WANT a powerful army, they only want the appearance of one. Why? Because they know better than anyone that a couple competent generals with an effective military behind them could (and would) sweep away the Monarchy in an afternoon, and they will never risk that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 01:43 PM (sTKQb)
165
Put down the pipe, Jack, six wins max. GB is a mess but the Jets are maxed out.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:44 PM (T8bqm)
166
Saudi Arabia has a terrible military because the monarchy is far more worried about a military coup than it is about external military threats.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2026 01:44 PM (aD4fx)
167
>>Frankly, I could benefit from President Trump laying it out. Use small words so I can understand.
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:45 PM (viF8m)
168...But to build an actual organized functional army? They can’t do it. Best they can do is a parade ground army that can look good once or twice a month.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 01:40 PM (sTKQb)
In addition to what I wrote above about Inshallah, the other factor I observed that supports this thesis is the tribalism. The loyalty was to the tribe, not the higher good/order, i.e., The Kingdom. And this affected all ranks, making the whole organization inefficient and dysfunctional. IMO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 20, 2026 01:45 PM (W6d+C)
169But to build an actual organized functional army? They can’t do it. Best they can do is a parade ground army that can look good once or twice a month.
The Egyptians had a fairly functional army in 1973, but only after they got their asses kicked in 1967.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2026 01:46 PM (aD4fx)
"El Sayed-aligned Islamic council with alleged terrorism financing ties issued fatwa to financially support Muslim candidates"
Excerpt:
"U.S. involvement in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, particularly calls for military aid from pro-Israel lawmakers and fundraising committees, was the underlying basis for the fatwa. Framed as an emergency countereffort, FCNA’s fatwa says it is “imperative” that Muslim constituents support candidates and lobbying organizations working to shape U.S. foreign policy in favor of Palestinians. The fatwa stipulates that zakat donations can also go toward “countering a clearly anti-Muslim politician with an agenda of harm.”"
Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2026 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)
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158 There’s a long piece written a couple years ago that’s being quoted by serious people on X and other places again; basically it explains why Arab societies are culturally Incapable of building modern and effective western style armies. They are good at guerrila tactics, hit and run lone wolf staff, and of course fanaticism.
But to build an actual organized functional army? They can’t do it. Best they can do is a parade ground army that can look good once or twice a month.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 01:40 PM (sTKQb)
Maybe Arab but certainly not Muslim. In the past, Muslims have built quite the large, successful armies, or we wouldn't be talking about the Crusades, or Spain's reconquista, or have Islamic places spread so far around Asia and Africa.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (l3cgK)
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I was taken aback by the Ed Sheeran concert stuff.. I was sure the majority would agree that what that rapper said was wrong and didn't belong there and instead people rallied around the rapper.. I'm hoping they were just the noisy ones, but this "Free palestine" stuff is nuts...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I)
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Anyone who has had the displeasure of dealing with shitty arab militaries knows exactly why the saudis can't deal with the houthis.
The saudis in particlar can't fucking do anything without paying europeans to do it for them. Goat fuckers with money are still goat fuckers.
Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (TfRuS)
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>>Put down the pipe, Jack, six wins max. GB is a mess but the Jets are maxed out.
Are you watching this game?
How many 3 and outs in a row would you say the Packers need to get going?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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174 Anyone who has had the displeasure of dealing with shitty arab militaries knows exactly why the saudis can't deal with the houthis.
The saudis in particlar can't fucking do anything without paying europeans to do it for them. Goat fuckers with money are still goat fuckers.
Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (TfRuS)
Aye, but you do just one sheep...
Posted by: Angus the Sheepf**ker at September 20, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)
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The Egyptians had a fairly functional army in 1973, but only after they got their asses kicked in 1967.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2026 01:46 PM (aD4fx)
Which in two weeks was driven out of Sinai and completely surrounded.
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173 I was taken aback by the Ed Sheeran concert stuff.. I was sure the majority would agree that what that rapper said was wrong and didn't belong there and instead people rallied around the rapper.. I'm hoping they were just the noisy ones, but this "Free palestine" stuff is nuts...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I)
To "free Palestine" you must first extinguish Islam there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 01:49 PM (l3cgK)
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Define small arms
Even in WWII hardly a plane was shot down by small arms.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 01:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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Just a hunch.
Saudi’s have no one who will fight.
Most other Arabs hate them.
Mecca is jewel to have.
Iran has shown real grit.
If the Saudi’s start to go, are we going to bail them out? Nope.
So, the cat’s entrails say take the under on Saud and the over on Iran.
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 01:50 PM (T8bqm)
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179 Define small arms
Even in WWII hardly a plane was shot down by small arms.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 01:49 PM (Ia/+0)
It happened to the Italians in Ethiopia...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2026 01:51 PM (l3cgK)
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148 The hatred of Jews is on the rise and it is concerning. What are you doing to counter that rise?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:33 PM (UdrMW)
Not hate them ? Seriously, no one in my immediate circle falls into the hate category...I have 4 Gen z Grandkids and 3 are conservative.. The fourth is iffy.. The only Girl... I'm working on her
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)
I'm grateful that Little has been to bar mitzvahs for a couple of his friends. He's been told of the kindness his grandmother received from the Brooklyn yentas when she lost her mother at the age of 14.
What he does not grasp is the hatred the world has for God's Chosen. We've been to the Holocaust museum in DC, and I just think the lesson fades over time if it isn't reinforced. The challenge is measuring the reinforcement to avoid it becoming a dreaded topic of discussion for them. I've yet to find that golden measure..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 01:51 PM (nbLIj)
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We have technological reciprocity with Israel.
Our military and medical science, both, have benefited greatly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:51 PM (826kS)
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There is no "palestine" . You can't free something that doesn't exist.
When the partition happened the arabs made no effort to establish a state and still haven't.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:52 PM (UdrMW)
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Not downplaying the Jew hate, the media's current fascination with the Islamic socialists amplifies the hate message from that group. Those Islamists are getting a lot of ink, air time, etc.
And, the media's ability to shape narratives is still pretty significant. They're a stupid bunch, but can cause a lot of harm.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 01:54 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2026 01:56 PM (XeU6L)
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184 There is no "palestine" . You can't free something that doesn't exist.
When the partition happened the arabs made no effort to establish a state and still haven't.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:52 PM
I also think there is a little confusion between America First and America Only. They are 2 very different things. Having Israel as our ally in the area is definitely in the interests of our security, our technological advancements, etc. Plus, Iran not having a nuclear weapon is certainly in our interest Also, when you are the most powerful country in the world, which we are, there comes with it responsibility and one of those is to ensure we never, ever have a holocaust again. Anti-Semitic words and behaviors should be shunned. There really is no middle ground there.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 01:56 PM (2UJ+q)
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Learning about the Holocaust shaped my life. Today's generations know little of anything of it so it is not a point of relevance. What is relevant is what Braenyard said. What have we received for all the billions funneled into Africa?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:59 PM (UdrMW)
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The Saudis have a worse problem than most, because they don’t WANT a powerful army, they only want the appearance of one. Why? Because they know better than anyone that a couple competent generals with an effective military behind them could (and would) sweep away the Monarchy in an afternoon, and they will never risk that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 01:43 PM (sTKQb)
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I'm hoping they were just the noisy ones, but this "Free palestine" stuff is nuts...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I)
To "free Palestine" you must first extinguish Islam there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Is he the one that is no longer on the tour?
Is the one on the tour spouting off about Palestine?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:59 PM (826kS)
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The Ed Sheeran thing is blowing up because Ed and most of his fans are Irish, and lately Ireland has been working overtime to make sure everyone knows that yes, they really did cheer for Hitler right up til those last days in the bunker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (sTKQb)
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I'm minded of certain 'officer courses' that 'the foreign student WILL graduate' being handed down from State to Defense. No failing grades allowed.
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Egyptian President Gamal Abdul Nasser failed to crush the rebels in Yemen, 60 years ago. You can look it up. The failed effort has been called Egypt's Vietnam.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Noodist at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (2Ez/1)
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Is he the one that is no longer on the tour?
Is the one on the tour spouting off about Palestine?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:59 PM (826kS)
Yes and yes... sort of.. He apologized for the guy getting the boot and rambled something about Oct 7th was bad but the Jews over reacted thus Genocide...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (+gK6I)
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Mike Hammer, "Dado" was a far better general than Dayan.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (UdrMW)
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Comes down to Love/LeFluer vs Gene/Glenn: take Love/LeFluer
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (8jVAy)
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"Good morning! Thank you for calling Blackwater. How may I direct your call? ...Hold please...
Sir, I have a Mohammed Bin Salman on line one..."
Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (Xx9Lb)
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What he does not grasp is the hatred the world has for God's Chosen. We've been to the Holocaust museum in DC, and I just think the lesson fades over time if it isn't reinforced. The challenge is measuring the reinforcement to avoid it becoming a dreaded topic of discussion for them. I've yet to find that golden measure..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 01:51 PM (nbLIj)
God blesses those who bless Israel. Israel is God's chosen people.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:05 PM (+fdRY)
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What have we received for all the billions funneled into Africa?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 01:59 PM
Ooh! I know this one!
What is, Sweet FA, Alex?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2026 02:13 PM (qnN/4)
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>>I'm minded of certain 'officer courses' that 'the foreign student WILL graduate' being handed down from State to Defense. No failing grades allowed.
Eh, we can't really point fingers. USN had the same issue with Kara Hultgreen. Due to gender politics and inter-service rivalries at the time, she was allowed to continue on in her training after receiving multiple flight failures along the way in primary, intermediate and advanced jet.
And I don't GAF what the "official" US Navy investigation concluded. Instructor pilots who flew with her said she should've been washed out of flight training the way any male student would have been.
Those instructor pilots were told to STFU by higher ups. So they did, of course.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:14 PM (J4Dwc)
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Why do Houthi’s have water and electricity? Time for the Saudis to put all of those F-15s and Tornados to use making Yemen unlivable.
Posted by: Williebrownsmattress at September 20, 2026 02:37 PM (jcCxK)
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Saudi's talk a big macho game and love owning the latest and greatest military toys, but they are anything but dedicated warriors. Chances of them taking out the Houthis without hiring someone to do it for them are slim.
Posted by: Gosport at September 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Vh6nj)
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Saudi Arabia on Saturday said that Yemen’s Houthi rebels tried to attack Riyadh with a ballistic missile, the first time the Saudi capital has been targeted since the escalation in fighting with the Iran-backed rebels opened a new front in the Iran war.
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Maybe da jooz will protect you.
Maybe ask them publicly. See what they say.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)
210The Saudis weren't a kingdom until the British and Americans made it so. They were no richer than any of the other Arabs. (tent fuckers) - We found oil and needed control of the region.
For whatever reason we picked the Saudis as best partner and plucked them out of the tent.
They never did anything before they became rich and they are certainly not going to do anything now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 01:27 PM
In fairness, the West installed the Husseins, Hashemite chieftains that controlled Mecca. The Sauds overthrew them because the Sauds were the Al-Qaeda fanatics of the time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:08 PM (4NO2D)
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The problem with the Saudi military is they all considered themselves to be royalty/nobility and therefore can't be expected to the necessary things like maintenance or how to actually do their jobs. And they have no effective NCOs. They should just go with their usual practice and hire Philippinos or Ugandans do to their dirty work. UAE "military" is just as bad. The only Arab militaries worth a shit are the Jordanians and Lebanese (Christian).
Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 20, 2026 03:40 PM (wwlYu)
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1 - 2 low-yield nukes would solve the houthi problem, demonstrate seriousness of purpose, cost nothing (already in inventory), cost no American or KSA lives, and end the problem. The refusal to use productive weapons on problems like this is just cowardice.
Posted by: alexander scipio at September 20, 2026 04:16 PM (029Oi)
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 9-20-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (Yoko Ono edition!). Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(is there a sincere pumpkin patch near you?)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
PIC NOTE
Earlier this week I had a dream where I was flipping through a stack of books in a library or bookstore and came across a "Choose Your Own Adventure" version of Lord of the Rings. For some reason, that tickled my fancy, so I asked Grok to generate covers for each of the volumes of Lord of the Rings as if they were each a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.
Then I wondered, "How would that even work?" Who would be the main viewpoint character? Frodo or Sam would do for that up to a point (until the Fellowship split up in The Two Towers). What sort of decisions would the reader have to make to reach the canon outcome? What are the alternative outcomes? Anyway, I just found it amusing to imagine the greatest fantasy epic of all time as a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.
Note that Grok did get an extremely important key detail wrong on the cover of its version of Fellowship of the Ring, which I also found amusing.
Which book would YOU like to see as a "Choose Your Own Adventure?"
CAN'T YOU FEEL IT CALLING? (EMPIRE!)
At the risk of being permabanned, I'm starting this section with a lyric from Queensrÿche's classic song "Empire."
For the past several month, every book I've read has featured an Empire of one sort or another. Either the Empire is front and center (Dune) or the Empire is an integral part of the background in the author's worldbuilding (Ana and Din Mysteries).
In the Expansion phase, the Empire is still growing and seeking to conquer new territories. The Empire may be very young, having come into existence within a few decades. The Malazan Empire from the books written by Steven Erickson is this sort of Empire. It's constantly attempting to find new lands. During this phase, a lot of effort will be spent on military adventures, as new resources flood into the expanding empire, allowing it to continue its growth. You will also see lots of intrigue and betrayals, as those responsible for expanding the Empire see opportunities to create their own fiefdoms under their direct control.
The Stabilization phase is where the Empire needs to consolidate its control over its new citizens, reminding them in no uncertain terms just who is now in control of their lives. The Catenan Empire is James Islington's Hierarchy series is in the process of stabilizing its control over the continent, now that its eliminated any competing systems of government. Naturally, there are elements of rebellion that crop up. The Empire will also seek to consolidate any new resources it may have acquired in an effort to pay off any debts its incurred due to the war effort. The Empire also need to figure out what to do with a massive military industrial complex that now doesn't seem to have much purpose as there are no more territories to conquer. The Empire may still do some expansion if there are some areas that they've left alone because they were not worth the effort to acquire earlier, if only to continue a path for growth forward. The Empire in the Ana and Din Mysteries by Robert Jackson Bennett is in this process. There are still some outlying areas beyond its direct control, but its seeking to acquire them through peaceful, diplomatic means rather than outright conquest.
Once an Empire has stabilized, there's really no place else to go but down. The Decay will soon set in. Corruption and graft will become the normal state of being during this phase. Characters may still be noble, clinging to an upright moral code while those around them sink into decadence and hedonistic pleasures. The Empire may be ruled by weak men and women, heirs of their previous much stronger ancestors who were able to conquer and rule with a firm hand. Administrators and bureaucrats may ultimately decide that THEY are in charge, rather than a faceless Emperor who supposedly rules from a distant capitol city or world. This is the status of the Galactic Empire at the beginning of Isaac Asimov's Foundation series.
The fourth and last phase is the Long Night, when the Empire begins to slowly decline into irrelevance. The Empire may rule in name only as various factions and warlord squabble amongst each other to acquire their own power bases. The Long Night can last for centuries or even millennia. In the Dune series by Frank Herbert, God Emperor Leto II's goal is to shepherd the Galactic Empire through this phase so that humanity is able to come through the other side as a species, despite the massive destruction that will occur along the way. The purpose of the Foundation in Asimov's series is to minimize the Long Night from the estimated 30,000 years to a mere 1,000 years or so until the next Empire can arise in its place.
Empires in fantasy and science fiction usually take inspiration from one or more examples from history. The Roman Empire is a frequent template for fictional empires. It was large, powerful, lasted a long time, and we have copious documentation from that time about how the Roman Empire functioned. Several of the series I've been reading recently take direct inspiration from the Roman Empire, such as Islington's Hierarchy series and Bennett's Ana and Din Mysteries, with faux-Latinate terminology sprinkled throughout the story.
A few series will mix and match Empires, again based on real-world historical Empires, to lend an air of authenticity to the story. Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar Saga, for example, has three distinctive Empires. The Kingdom of the Isles spans an entire continent and is based on a medieval British-style governing system, with a King, Dukes, Barons, Earls, and so forth. South of the Kingdom of the Isles is the Empire of Great Kesh, which occupies the southern continent and is modeled after an African/Middle Eastern Empire. On the distant world of Kelewan, we have the Empire of Tsurannuani, which is very much pattered after a Japanese/Asian culture, with Buddhist elements thrown in for good measure.
In stories that feature Empires, the main conflict is almost always something that can undermine or even collapse the current Imperial system--i.e., a threat to the status quo. Empires rise and fall, as is only natural, and they experience numerous inflection points during their histories. Some Empires will last millennia until they finally collapse due to circumstances beyond their control. The Empire in Dune was over 10,000 years before Paul Muad'dib came along and stole it. However, the Empire in Star Wars (under Palpatine's rule) only lasted a single generation before Darth Vader killed the Emperor to save his own son. The Imperial Remnant continued for several generations afterwards, though.
What can Empire do for you?
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HIDDEN LIBRARIES
Moronette vmom sent me this link (goes to x.com) about a Syrian man who hid his private library in the city of Damascus, Syria, to prevent the Assad regime from discovering any forbidden books, which could have led to him being imprisoned, tortured, and killed. The old man returns to Syria now that Assad is gone and uncovers his impressive library, returning it to its former glory in his home.
Governments around the world (including ours, unfortunately) LOVE to control the flow of information within their borders, as that gives them control over the people within them. What lengths will YOU go to to protect your collection of precious books? Which books do you consider to be the most valuable if you had to hide them from an oppressive regime? I suppose for me, the number one book would be the Bible, as it's the moral code that gives our lives meaning, one that transcends mere temporal government control. There are a few others that I might throw into the mix, especially those that would allow me to rebuild a civilization if it ever came to that.
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
Albert Campion has been asked by a friend from college to investigate the disappearance of his fiancé's uncle. Before he even arrives in Cambridge, the body is found, and the trouble truly begins. In Police at the Funeral, Margery Allingham brings the reader a chaotic mystery that defies a simple explanation.
Great aunt Caroline is the matriarch of a dysfunctional family, and the widow of a famous professor at Cambridge. She wanted Campion involved to forestall police involvement and keep the situation quiet, but after Uncle Andrew's body is found tied with rope and a bullet hole in his head, and her son William was the last to be seen with him, it becomes impossible to keep things under wraps. William's army pistol is missing, and a shank of rope from the attic is gone as well, which all point to William.
All of Caroline's adult children sponge off of her and live in the same house in a festering atmosphere. When yet another death occurs in the house, it seems that a curse has fallen upon the family, and Campion must use all of his intuition and skill to break open the case and find the answers, however fantastical they appear. This is a classic Campion mystery.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 13, 2026 09:27 AM (0U5gm)
Comment: "Tied with rope and a bullet in the head?" Must be suicide, according to local police...I enjoy these types of mysteries because the reader is never quite sure "whodunnit" until the end when all shall be revealed. Every suspect has a motive, multiple suspects have the means, and may have opportunity, but only ONE will be found to have the right combination of means, motive, and opportunity to accomplish the murders. When multiple bodies start dropping, it's often a sign that the killer is panicking and beginning to make mistakes, which gives the detective the necessary clues to unravel the mystery. The detective may even acknowledge this in universe.
Star Wars - Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader by James Luceno
I suppose this would be an "interquel" between Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith and Star Wars - Episode IV - A New Hope. Anakin Skywalker has fully embraced the Dark Side of the Force and become Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine's right-hand man and enforcer of the Emperor's will throughout the Galactic Empire. However, in his early days he's very much an unknown quantity among the Imperial troops. They know he's different than they are and that he has a very high rank in the Empire, but they're not quite sure how to react to Darth Vader.
Here we get to see Vader's internal struggle as he comes to grips with what the Emperor has done to him, by providing Vader with a life-support system that is inferior to normal Imperial technology, causing constant pain and discomfort to Vader. This makes him a bit grouchy, as you might expect, so he unleashes his misery on anyone who defies him. Which of course helps establish a reputation of brutal capriciousness that will become Vader's trademark strategy for dealing with problems.
Meanwhile Bail Organa, Mon Mothma, and a few others start to plant the seeds of active rebellion against the Empire. Obi-Wan Kenobi lives in exile on Tatooine, keeping an eye on the the infant Luke Skywalker, who will turn out to be a new hope for the galaxy.
Hierarchy I - The Will of the Many by James Islington
I've heard good things about this book and I enjoyed Islington's earlier Licanious Trilogy, so I decided to finally get around to reading The Will of the Many. It's about a young many who seeks to defy an Empire that crushed his homeland, but the nature of the Empire means he must work to defeat them from the inside, becoming that which he hates most.
The Empire here is very unusual, as it is literally a pyramid scheme with those at the top using the "will" of those below them to enforce their rule. It's a highly stratified society. The problem with this type of world is that it's hard to figure out how the children of the nobility inherit their rank, which is strictly based on how much "will" of those below a person possesses. It doesn't look like anyone is born possessing that much will--it has to be earned through advancement. So technically everyone starts out at the bottom. It's a very strange system of government when you start looking at it too closely.
Things get considerably more complicated after the climax of the book, but to say more would be a major spoiler.
The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett
The Tainted Cup is the first book of a series that was originally called Shadow of the Leviathan but now seems to be called Ana and Din Mysteries. Bennett (and reviewers) compare these stories to Nero Wolfe mysteries, where the main detective largely sits around their lodging, cogitating on the mystery at hand, while the assistant goes out to collect the clues.
In the first book, the assistant Dinios "Din" Kol" is tasked with finding out how a prominent officer of the Empire was killed in a bizarre manner by an organism that shouldn't exist. Naturally, intrigue abounds as Din uses his enhanced memory to collect the information that he brings back to his superior officer Ana, the mind behind the detective duo.
Along the way we are introduced to a very strange world where biological and alchemical engineering are used to secure the power of an Empire that defends its people from the enormous leviathans that come ashore every wet season to wreak havoc on the countryside. The bodies of dead leviathans are also the source of the Empire's prowess, as reagents from their bodies are used as the basis for the bioengineering practices of the Empire.
A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett
Another And and Din Mystery, the pair of investigators are dispatched by the Empire to a remote kingdom that will one day join the Empire. Their task is to find out who killed an agent of the Imperial Treasury. Here they become enmeshed in a local political controversy as there is one faction in Yarrowdale that wants to join the Empire and another that wants to remain independent. Meanwhile, the Empire's greatest leviathan research facility remains just off shore where the Apoth faction (apothecaries and alchemists) dissect the corpses of leviathans to find out what makes them tick. The strangeness of the place warps reality itself, corrupting everything and everone that comes into contact with it, which is the cause behind all of the bizarre events in Yarrowdale.
A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett
This is the third and most recent installment in the Ana and Din Mystery series. Ana and Din are sent to an agricultural community within the Third Ring of the Empire. It's the source of much of the Empire's food, as it's the home of the largest ranching facility as well as the home of the most important farming family. As usual, the ranching family and the farming family are at odds with one another, but there's a Romeo & Juliet subplot that connects the two families in a web of malice and deceit.
We also learn more about the Empire's history, as it turns out that several centuries ago, two Elder Races also had a conflict in the region that is the cause of the current day's woes. The Elder Races are long gone, but their legacy remains.
Tips, suggestions, recommendations, etc., can all be directed to perfessor -dot- squirrel -at- gmail -dot- com.
Choosing his own adventures since 2022...
Disclaimer: Breeding cats with hands and then controlling them via a brain fungus so that they can pick crops for you is not recommended.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)
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Thought you'd trick us again, Perfessor, with an early posting time.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 08:59 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I only do that when I need to be at church early because I'm on the tech team that day.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:01 AM (I0N4X)
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Which book would YOU like to see as a "Choose Your Own Adventure?"
The 2008 election.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:01 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Didn't get any reading in this week on a excellent boo Winston Churchill's The Gathering Storm, but a rainy day os a good reason to get a bit further.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 09:01 AM (Ia/+0)
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Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:02 AM (yTvNw)
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I LOVE those pulpy LotR covers! I would buy those in a heartbeat.
I'd be Gollum and get my Precious back from those nasty hobbitses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:03 AM (kpS4V)
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I LOVE those pulpy LotR covers! I would buy those in a heartbeat.
I'd be Gollum and get my Precious back from those nasty hobbitses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:03 AM (kpS4V)
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My favorite touch is the effort Grok made to show that they are all quite worn, as though they've been read and re-read many times.
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Reading "Hondo" (Louis L'Amour) right now, upon the recommendation of the horde, and it's a good yarn. Must now start a long drive, so I wish everyone the best on a cloudy, rainy, reading day.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 09:05 AM (ppzWn)
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I only do that when I need to be at church early because I'm on the tech team that day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2026 09:00 AM (FZ29D)
It was only a minute. I just guessed. Tech team is a good job for a youth. Kid seems to have been chosen as the main girl for that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:07 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Not sure why, Return of the King and Silmarillion are the only Tolkien book I seem to still know where it is. The rest should be around somewhere.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 09:08 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 09:09 AM (VyBeY)
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a Syrian man who hid his private library in the city of Damascus, Syria
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I actually did not know Assad had banned a bunch of books / writers - since he was secular it hadn't occurred to me he would. But tyrants gonna tyrant, I guess. The x thread talks about it a bit.
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I was Wiki-ing SF & F Fandom and saw a reference to "The First World Fantasy Convention: Three Authors Remember, by Robert Bloch, T.E.D. Klein, and Fritz Lieberman" (1980, Necronomicon Press). Thank you, interlibrary loan system! No matter how obscure, somebody will have it.
The first World Fantasy Convention was held in Providence in 1975. The award given was the Howard, a moai-like caricature of the master by Gahan Wilson. It's been refashioned into a less problematic creepy tree under a full moon.
Teenage Robert Bloch wrote a fan letter to Lovecraft in 1933, and the two corresponded until HPL's death in 1937 (I have trouble imagining that Victorian throwback living in the 30's). He even offered to lend Bloch copies of his out of print works. Who knew the Prick of Providence was such a mensch? His encouragement led to Bloch's writing career, and he inserted the fictionalized "Robert Blake" into "The Haunter of the Dark". Hearing Fritz Leiber give it a public reading at the convention in Lovecraft country felt to an older Bloch like time/space was warping.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:10 AM (kpS4V)
Picking through some Joe Lansdale; haven't read all his stuff, and given the amount of work he produces I'm not sure it's possible, but Jeez that guy is fun.
There's a ton of his work available, but if you want a couple of good samplers, try THINGS GET UGLY, a collection of his crime stories, and THE ESSENTIAL HORROR OF JOE R. LANSDALE (title says it all). Nifty stuff.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:10 AM (q3u5l)
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"My favorite touch is the effort Grok made to show that they are all quite worn, as though they've been read and re-read many times."
that is a nice touch, for sure
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 09:10 AM (VyBeY)
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One wag, looking over his fellow masters of sword and sorcery -- skinny, stout, short, gawky, out of shape -- noted that they were all built like sorcerers. L. Sprague De Camp spoke of one famous swordsman who killed seven of his attackers and put the rest to flight. "He was a thin little sallow man who died of syphilis at thirty-five."
"Now that sounds like a writer!", said Lin Carter.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:10 AM (kpS4V)
Stefan Laurant's "The Glorious Burden", Harper and Rowe, 1968
Mostly a collection of pictures, paintings and political cartoons, my copy has been gathering dust for some 30 years until last week's library cull.
Shocked to find a letter to my grandfather from Sen. Arthur Vandenburg thanking him for circulating senatorial nominating petitions tucked between the pages.
Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 09:11 AM (Y8DZL)
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I'm finally reading/listening to Theo of Golden for my very casual book club. So far I'm really liking it.
I have my kitty, Eddie, in my lap. I really need to clip his nails. He's a kneader. He's also a door opener so there's no way he'd ever get locked in a closet overnight.
It's Baptism Sunday at church and I'm volunteering to hand out tacos afterwards. See y'all later!
Posted by: lin-duh at September 20, 2026 09:12 AM (VCgbV)
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I stalled on my book this past week, choosing instead to spend my leisure time watching DVDs of Tex Avery "Droopy" and Hanna Barbera cartoons. The library had them in the kids' section, which is a laugh -- what kid these days has heard of "The Space Kidettes"?
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 09:12 AM (a3YNO)
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I also like "Police at a Funeral," but it's a very weird story. Great-aunt Caroline is a marvelous character.
Allingham is my least favorite among the Queen of Crime, but I do enjoy the earlier Campions, particularly "Sweet Danger" and "Look to the Lady." The BBC's 1990ish show with Peter Davison--yes, the Fifth Doctor--is very good as well.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 20, 2026 09:13 AM (H8nu1)
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Horrormeister Robert Bloch emceed a lot of cons and awards ceremonies. He was like the Mel Brooks of fandom powwows. "It is said: Bloch has the heart of a small boy...which he keeps in a jar on his desk." I like his collection of essays "Out of My Head".
There were some good old fashioned names:
Manley Wade Wellman
Frank Belknap Long
Clark Ashton Smith
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:13 AM (kpS4V)
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Eris, that Robert Bloch quote is delightful -- hadn't run across that one before. Thank ya kindly.
The Heinlein quote in the content re: Boy Meets Girl. In THE PUPPET MASTERS
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:14 AM (q3u5l)
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I stalled on my book this past week, choosing instead to spend my leisure time watching DVDs of Tex Avery "Droopy" and Hanna Barbera cartoons. The library had them in the kids' section, which is a laugh -- what kid these days has heard of "The Space Kidettes"?
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 09:12 AM (a3YNO)
It's probably there for some grandparents to find and introduce them to the grandkids.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:14 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Speaking of Empire, I've been rereading the SPQR series by John Maddox Roberts.
These are mysteries set at the tail end of the Roman Republic/beginning of the Roman Empire.
The characters (including the protagonist) are convincingly thuggish, which puts them a cut above similar series.... for example, Steven Saylor's Gordianus the Finder in his Roma Sub Rosa series is a bit too goody-two-shoes to be an authentic Roman of the time, IMO (the books are still good, though). Roberts's Decius Caecilius Metellus by contrast is basically a Raymond Chandler hard-boiled detective who caries a cestus under his toga rather than a gat.
You know that bit from the Sopranos series? "The Romans. Were are they now?" "You’re looking at them asshole."
Like that.
Decent mysteries in the bargain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:14 AM (qlLNh)
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Reading Wonder Confronts Certainty by Gary Morson on the Russian greats vs the Russian proto-commies of the 19th century and Soviets. Can definitely recommend.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2026 09:15 AM (XvL8K)
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I actually like the 'these pants' selection although I wouldn't wear them. But I've been a fan of the first Charlie Brown cartoons and the Vince Guaraldi soundtrack since they came out.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:15 AM (yTvNw)
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Speaking of government control of communications, ol' Jason Arday has certainly been memory holed quick and deep.
Who???
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 09:15 AM (sl73Y)
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I think that if LOTR was written as a Choose Your Own Adventure series, most of the scenarios would end....badly. Well, badly for everyone but Sauron.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (lHPJf)
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Being a non-fan of LOTR among you people sort of makes me a tolkien minority...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)
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Grok is leaving all the others in the dust, IMO. The other major players have been handicapped by forcing them to be "woke". Musk is having none of that shit.
For a while Claude was still better at writing code, but that advantage is gone with recent releases.
And Grok is so much better at visuals that it's not even funny.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:17 AM (qlLNh)
In THE PUPPET MASTERS the female lead is ultimately the key to beating the alien slugs. YMMV but for my money this is the best alien invasion novel ever, and it's the book that kicked off my decade-plus-long period of reading almost nothing but sf for pleasure.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:17 AM (q3u5l)
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Disclaimer: Breeding cats with hands and then controlling them via a brain fungus so that they can pick crops for you is not recommended.
Minnifer uses her paws like hands. She is a clever cat.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:18 AM (LHPAg)
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whew! well I finally finished (all of) House of Leaves. it was a slog but a very interesting slog. it's weird because it's not like the writing is difficult per se ...
anyway now I am FREE to read normal books again! Starting with The Dorians which - I usually like Cutter but this one was apparently not edited there are errors throughout? Hoping it takes a turn for the more interesting soon
but either way, easy read.
Since I did finish HoL I watched Backrooms (the film) and really enjoyed it. I don't think you HAVE to have read House of Leaves but I think it added something. the film is from an online thing (post) that was written after reading HoL and the author openly credits the book with "inspiring' Backrooms.
lol well. it's pretty heavily inspired.
that said it's a neat little film. with the content of HoL I'm not sure the guy doesn't have an argument in favor of using that world freely
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:19 AM (j+aD2)
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> 38 Being a non-fan of LOTR among you people sort of makes me a tolkien minority...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)
Whatchoo tolkien about, Willis?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:19 AM (qlLNh)
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Right after the 2024 elections, Grok told me the 47th POTUS was Joe Biden when I asked for a list of the last 6 presidents. It's since been corrected.
Posted by: Zekesmom at September 20, 2026 09:19 AM (fkxv5)
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Margery Allingham also used returning characters to tie novels together as in The Estate of the Beckoning Lady. Old Uncle William, the original suspect in Police at the Funeral, has died, and brings several familiar faces to Pontisbright for his funeral. Coincidentally, the midsummer party to be held at the Beckoning Lady pub is coming up, and should be the biggest ever. However, when the body of the local Revenue agent is found under a bridge, things become complicated for Albert Campion and friends.
Allingham's stories are filled with fascinating characters from all walks of life, imbued with idiosyncrasies to add depth. In this story, we meet many colorful people, none of which were fond of the tax man. The investigation has to comb through all of the locals and their timelines to try and determine motive and opportunity.
Charles Luke from Scotland Yard, a friend of Campion's, happens to be in the area recovering from a gunshot wound. He aids Campion and the local police in investigating the mystery, and they must try to peel the onion of the local hierarchy to get to the truth. Everything comes together on the night of the party, with a surprise ending.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2026 09:19 AM (0U5gm)
I don't think I've ever read a *bad* Louis L'Amour novel. Some that weren't quite as good, but none that were *bad*.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026
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I just finished the first three books in the "Sackett" series, which begins in England around 1600 and runs to about 1630 or so in the Carolinas. L'Amour was as good at non-Western historical novels as he was with Westerns. However, Barnabas Sackett and his son Kin both court and marry young women -- but the romantic element is completely ignored. Heinlein, for example, would have given us at least one or two scenes with the newlyweds in private, or preparing to enjoy their honeymoons. L'Amour, however, ignores it. Kin, Barnabas's son, marries a savvy and courageous young woman -- and they immediately start off toward their fort in the Carolinas. No mention of a honeymoon or a first night together. No, I don't *need* a romantic subplot, but if you're going to have a family saga, that needs to be addressed.
And these books were published in the '70s, so it wasn't a matter of editorial censorship.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)
49And Grok is so much better at visuals that it's not even funny.
agree we are using Grok more and more
stopped the Perplexity (mostly Claude) sub which was verrrrry pricy and doing well with Chat/Grok combo, at less than half of Claude Pro/Perplexity
and I like ChatPro better in almost all ways
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (j+aD2)
50Being a non-fan of LOTR among you people sort of makes me a tolkien minority...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)
That makes two of us, Muldoon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (qRla/)
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Never heard of choose your own adventure books. But those covers include the basics of each volume. Just didn't get all the details quite right.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (yTvNw)
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> Speaking of Empire, I've been rereading the SPQR series by John Maddox Roberts.
I guess this is a mark of quality... normally mysteries don't repay re-reading, as you already know whodunnit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (qlLNh)
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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:19 AM (qlLNh)
*********
Touché!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:22 AM (I0N4X)
5451 Never heard of choose your own adventure books. But those covers include the basics of each volume. Just didn't get all the details quite right.
oh man!
we LOVED those things in the 80s
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2)
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I am finishing up Dreadnaught by Robert K. Massie, about Britain and Germany and the naval arms race leading up to WW I.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:22 AM (LHPAg)
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I read Purgatory's Story by Taylor Anderson. This is the first book in the Artillerymen series which has been mentioned here several times over the years. Andersen creates and interesting world with monsters and religious fanatic warriors and drops in an American army force on its way to fight in the Mexican-American War. Interesting characters and premise. I'll continue with the series.
Posted by: Zoltan at September 20, 2026 09:23 AM (KUWG/)
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Those Pants are a great opportunity to use the line "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:24 AM (kpS4V)
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Never heard of choose your own adventure books. But those covers include the basics of each volume. Just didn't get all the details quite right.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (yTvNw)
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I read a bunch of them when I was a kid.
Could be a lot of fun because you read them in different ways to get to all the different possible endings in each one.
Some endings led to horrible death, while others had more satisfying payoffs.
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38 Being a non-fan of LOTR among you people sort of makes me a tolkien minority...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)
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Read LotR in high school -- the unauthorized Ace Books printings hit the racks and I'd grabbed them along with any sf I could afford. A lot of it, I'm sure, went right by me as my tastes ran more to Heinlein, Asimov, Bradbury, Kuttner, Hamilton, Clarke, etc. The kindle store had the trilogy on sale for a couple of bucks some months back, but haven't revisited yet. One of these years, maybe.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:25 AM (q3u5l)
61Could be a lot of fun because you read them in different ways to get to all the different possible endings in each one.
yep this is how I learned to be a computer game "completist" at a young age
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:25 AM (j+aD2)
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I'm a sucker for books about Ancient Rome and I noticed something unusual. My recent books include 193: The Praetorian by Angelus Vigilans, The Stone of Cannae by Angelus Tacitus, 180: The Emperor's Last War by Angelus Iratus, and 295 BC: Sentium by Angelus Invictus. So these books were apparently authored by the Angelus brother, Angelus Vigilans (Watchful Angel), Angelus Tacitus (Silent Angel), Angelus Iratus (Angry Angel), and Angelus Invictus (Unconquered Angel).
The books are OK but not great. They follow a single soldier in these campaigns.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 09:25 AM (ndZc7)
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I also read Point of Impact by Jack Curtis. This thriller has stolen art, a sniper run amok, and a hunter who becomes the hunted after the sniper is caught. A tightly written, interesting story.
Posted by: Zoltan at September 20, 2026 09:26 AM (KUWG/)
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In "Dreadful" by Caitlin Rozakis, the wizard Gavrax wakes up in a smoke-filled, fire-damaged workshop with no memories, no idea who he is, and no eyebrows (he finds a container with spare eyebrows that crawl up his arm like caterpillars and attach themselves, painfully, to his face -- apparently singed eyebrows are a hazard of the job). He gathers, from the fearful and/or obsequious responses of his flunkies, that he is something of an asshole.
He learns there is a princess being held in the dungeon for some nefarious plan cooked up with other evil wizards. All he can do is fake it until his memories return. But with his real personality memory-holed, he isn't responding with his default nastiness, and it's frankly puzzling to those around him.
This is a fun read.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:26 AM (kpS4V)
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Not much to say here as far as reading goes. I've been doing a final run-through of my new Theda Bara mystery, but depression keeps paralyzing me.
It's 52 degrees and cloudy here, with the scent of rain in the air. A day to wrap up, make tea and find some book to get engrossed in.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:29 AM (qRla/)
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Also this week, I'm into another Western, this one a Max Allan Collins "collaborating" with the long-gone Mickey Spillane, Hot Lead, Cold Justice. It does not seem like a Spillane story, except that the outlaws in it are brutal and vicious, perfectly willing to shoot a father and his ten-year-old son to steal their buckboard. This one is pretty much standard Western fare, with the sheriff, Collins's series character Caleb York, assisted by a cliche oldster deputy like "Wishbone" on Rawhide, trying to outmaneuver the villains as they commit bank robberies and murder during a New Mexico snowstorm.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)
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Someone pointed out that the reason the Council of Good Guy Badasses gave the Ring to Frodo to carry was that even if he went bad, how hard could it be to whack a hobbit?
Furry-footed cannon fodder, they were.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:30 AM (qlLNh)
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Been doing a lot of reading on my Kindle.
This week completed the two series of Warp Marines. It was recommended in the Book Thread. Thank you.
The Warp Marine Series is mil-SF with some interesting Lovecraftian elements. It basically takes the premise in John W. Campbell-like SF with the plucky Terrans against, well - the entire universe.
Decisively Engaged
No Price Too High
Advance to Contact
In Dread Silence
Havoc of War
I then read the second series, which brings the saga to a satisfying close:
To the Strongest
They Shall Not Pass
Victory or Death
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)
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That makes two of us, Muldoon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
**************
Two is a conspiracy, three is a subversive movement. First thing we need is a secret handshake.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:31 AM (I0N4X)
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I've not read much of Allingham's mysteries or crime novels; they are hard to find at a local or even a college library. Agatha Christie is everywhere, but other greater masters of the detective story like Carr and Queen, and Allingham, are practically invisible.
Which was the Campion story involving a family publishing firm? And there was another, Dancers in Mourning I think, involving the theatre, which I have read and liked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)
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I finished reading a pair of comic book omnibuses recently. The first of the two, "Conan the Adventurer." It's a short and relatively cheap book, written by Roy Thomas and drawn by Rafael Kayanan. It serves as a prequel to all the comic (and canonical) stories of Conan the Barbarian, featuring stories of a young Conan right as he first leaves his homeland of Cimmeria.
It's okay. Thomas is a good writer (and the guy who first adapted Conan into comics) and knows the setting and genre. The stories start out as individual adventures, with a few connecting threads that eventually get woven into a grand epic. But the book is let down by the art. Rafael isn't 'bad,' but he's not as good as other Conan artists. He just lacks a certain...elegance. The action scenes often look cluttered...
Not a bad read, but there are better Conan stories out there.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 09:32 AM (3v7ra)
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Another non-fan of LotR here. Back in the 1970s it was quite the rage and an acquaintance lent me "The Hobbit" to get me into the series. I got about a quarter of the way through it and lost interest.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at September 20, 2026 09:33 AM (H8nu1)
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I missed the Warp Marine series when published, but it is superior Mil-SF. Must have hit a sweet spot, because normally I deride the genre, except for Starship Troopers.
Much unobtanium was needed for the Terrans to win.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2026 09:33 AM (u82oZ)
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Good Sunday morning, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 09:17 AM (CjHsb)
Have a chance to read "A Piece of Cake," yet?
Weak? Poor? Bad? Worst drek you've ever read?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:34 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Someone pointed out that the reason the Council of Good Guy Badasses gave the Ring to Frodo to carry was that even if he went bad, how hard could it be to whack a hobbit?
Furry-footed cannon fodder, they were.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:30 AM (qlLNh)
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Interesting thought.
However, it was pointed out numerous times within the story itself that hobbits were far, far tougher than anyone thought they had a right to be.
Even Gandalf was surprised by their inner toughness and he'd been consorting with them for centuries.
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I am finishing up Dreadnaught by Robert K. Massie, about Britain and Germany and the naval arms race leading up to WW I.
Posted by: Eromero
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Germany never had enough shipyards of adequate size to keep up. Also, the South Carolina was actually laid down before the Dreadnought (with the same broadside on fewer guns using superfiring turrets) but we took much longer to complete it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2026 09:35 AM (XvL8K)
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Hidden libraries. Don't have the skills to build something like that into my home, but if I can conceal a micro-sd and/or a thumb drive or two, much of my library is safely tucked away needing only a computer or tablet or smartphone to access it and I don't think those devices are going away any time soon.
There's a nice scene along this line at the end of the 1960 movie of The Time Machine with Rod Taylor -- highly recommended.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:35 AM (q3u5l)
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I also like "Police at a Funeral," but it's a very weird story. Great-aunt Caroline is a marvelous character.
Posted by: Art Rondelet
"I promised George a small inheritance, subject to his emigrating to Australia"
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2026 09:36 AM (0U5gm)
Lord of the Kink: Fellowship of the Kink, Lord of the Kink: The Two Howlers, and Lord of the Kink: Return of the Kink.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)
80Read LotR in high school -- the unauthorized Ace Books printings hit the racks and I'd grabbed them along with any sf I could afford. A lot of it, I'm sure, went right by me as my tastes ran more to Heinlein, Asimov, Bradbury, Kuttner, Hamilton, Clarke, etc. The kindle store had the trilogy on sale for a couple of bucks some months back, but haven't revisited yet. One of these years, maybe.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026
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At fourteen I remember seeing Tolkien and Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast trilogy on the paperback racks in my drugstores, but I hadn't gotten into fantasy or SF yet; mysteries and thrillers were more my speed. But there wasn't much fantasy to be had back then (the Sixties). Even in the Seventies, one old-line local bookstore had only one bookcase worth of SF, Heinlein reprints and some others.
Now you go into B & N and are overwhelmed with all the titles in two long bookcases.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
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Now you go into B & N and are overwhelmed with all the titles in two long bookcases.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)
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Probably 80-90% of that is romantasy now...
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I just learned that there is an anthology called "The Call of Poohthulhu".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:39 AM (kpS4V)
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No mention of a honeymoon or a first night together. No, I don't *need* a romantic subplot, but if you're going to have a family saga, that needs to be addressed.
And these books were published in the '70s, so it wasn't a matter of editorial censorship.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)
Just say:
As the wedding party ended and the guests departed, the man and wife entered the wedding chamber. The door creaked and metal scraped as the bolt was thrown home.
"What is that thing," she shrieked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Was browsing Abe Books and ended up with four tales of real events, which I like to read.
Two of these were by Simon Winchester, The Map that Changed the World, which I'm reading, and the Professor and the Madman, about the Oxford Dictionary.
From the front listing, Winchester writes a ton of these things.
The Map has been good so far, but the author's intrusive voice is getting to me. He's very denigrating to religious beliefs before scientific advances, clearly an arrogant secular atheist. It's annoying.
Let it go bud. For one thing, the church kept the spirit of investigating beliefs alive during the dark ages. Secondly, now that science is getting good enough to look at the micro, the macro and the quantum, that old intelligent design issue keeps coming to the fore.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (sl73Y)
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Sturgeon's Law still applies. It always has, across all genres.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)
I don't know. Frodo could be a very difficult hobbit to break...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (I0N4X)
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I've not read much of Allingham's mysteries or crime novels; they are hard to find at a local or even a college library. Agatha Christie is everywhere, but other greater masters of the detective story like Carr and Queen, and Allingham, are practically invisible.
Which was the Campion story involving a family publishing firm? And there was another, Dancers in Mourning I think, involving the theatre, which I have read and liked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I haven't found too many locally, usually have to resort to AbeBooks. The story about the publishing firm was Flowers for the Judge.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2026 09:41 AM (0U5gm)
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I listened to Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt.
Meh.
I was intrigued by the storytelling for about the first third. Then it became a chick flick Hallmark Channel story.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)
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That makes two of us, Muldoon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:21 AM (qRla/)
Me three.
Or four, or five. However many agreed with you before my post....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:41 AM (1Ff7Z)
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The second batch of comic books that I finished recently was "Knightfall Omnibus 2," a bunch of Batman comics making up the Kightquest arc. This is the middle arc of the Knightfall trilogy, and by reputation it is the lesser of the three. I quite enjoyed the book, but I understand the reputation. This book lacks the drive the original Knightfall epic. There is no relentless procession to an inevitable conclusion. Instead there is an assortment of smaller plot threads, with bits of character development along the way... All that said, this is very necessary part of the trilogy. Something major happened during Knightfall (no spoilers for this 30-year old comic book) and for that event to feel as epic as it should, the story needs to spend some time dealing with the consequences. This book represents that fallout.
The book also had one of the funniest scene's I've seen in a while. A gaudily-dressed mercenary tries rob a gun show. All the attendees are shocked...and then thrilled at the chance to pull out a gun to defend themselves! Costumed villains are not the smarted bunch...
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 09:43 AM (3v7ra)
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This week we watched The Sheep Detectives w/ Hugh Jackman, and I found it not only charming and witty, but to have a solid mystery with actual clues and a thunderbolt ending -- in the best classic 'tec tradition, you'd been made to look completely away from the guilty party. Some of you commented that the book, Three Bags Full, is disappointing in comparison. Is it worth looking for?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)
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You fans of Brit mysteries might enjoy Sara Lodge's The Mysterious Case of the Victorian Female Detective. It's a look at the "fantasy female detective in Victorian theatre and popular fiction."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:43 AM (qRla/)
Could be an attempt at a "family saga" in which the potential founder had a John Ruskin-style disgusted and horrified reaction to discovering that women had pubic hair (this was rarely shown in art at the time), and that was the end of the dynasty.
Allegedly.
Me, I think Ruskin was just queer as a three pound note.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:44 AM (qlLNh)
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I've been reading some books 'intended' for children or at least that is how they are classified. The Green Knowe series by Lucy Boston and "Puck of Pook's Hill" by Kipling are examples. But I think adults, especially older ones, get more enjoyment from them than the kids do. I started to think of other books that fall into that category:
- Narnia Chronicles
- The Hobbit
- Wind in the Willows
- Treasure Island
- The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, and the Horse books
Any thoughts about books from your childhood that mean more now that you're an adult with life experience?
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:45 AM (yTvNw)
Woohoo! That makes three. One more and we have a palace coup!
Next we need a plucky mascot...maybe a parrot
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)
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> 85 Sturgeon's Law still applies. It always has, across all genres.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)
True of art in general, IMO.
People whine about there being no great (e.g.) architecture, but what actually happened is that no one bothered preserving the 90% of it that was crap.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:46 AM (qlLNh)
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Between the two series of Warp Marine, I read Shute: The engineer who became a prince of storytellers by Richard Thorn.
I am a big fan of Nevil Shute, with all of his books on my shelves. He takes ordinary people and puts them in stressful situations. Befitting his aviation background, a number a books have aviation at it's core. In all his books, he quietly extols the virtue of work, no matter the type.
This biography notes his life in aviation, the inspirational sources for his books, and his life as a writer. It cleared up some mysteries, and leaves others, like how he treated his wife and daughters, mostly unexamined. He moved the family to Australia from England in a fit of pique, with little consideration for the others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2026 09:46 AM (u82oZ)
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Nevil Shute's autobiography Slide Rule is a controversial look at the inner doings of the private industry R-100 airship, which traveled to Canada and back to England, with the government constructed R-101 which left England to crash with large loss of life in France.
It is an early examination of Leftist establishment delusions.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2026 09:47 AM (u82oZ)
99Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:44 AM (qlLNh)
That story gets repeated a lot, but the reading I've done suggests that Ruskin wasn't quite that naive and that his bride might have been menstruating during their honeymoon, which was the 'defect' Ruskin mentioned as a reason for eschewing carnal relations.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:48 AM (qRla/)
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Thanks for letting me play. I'll leave y'all to your books -n- stuff.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 20, 2026 09:48 AM (I0N4X)
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> Any thoughts about books from your childhood that mean more now that you're an adult with life experience?
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:45 AM (yTvNw)
The Oz books and the Doctor Dolittle books. The Oz books have a lot of sly humor that whooshes over the head of most children and many adults.
With Doctor Dolittle, you have to be careful to get the original "un-woke" editions... somewhere along the line, a busybody removed all the things that are offensive to white communists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 20, 2026 09:48 AM (qlLNh)
so here in the Dub C they opened a new little "fantasy/horror/genre" type bookshop - a dad sponsored it for his daughter, that's most of the shops in town. Rich husband/dad paying for a shop for the girl that loses money hand over fist
THAT ASIDE - it was basically all junk. Romantasy as you say. the only horror was Anne Rice, and she started a lot of this nonsense.
I made a joke of asking where the Jack Vance and Gene Wolfe was? (to the dad)
anyway. that stuff is hot. See: Pluribus plot (the show is good tho)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:49 AM (j+aD2)
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My most recent purchase is a paperback edition of Lovecraft's The Case of Charles Dexter Ward with an afterward and notes by HPL scholar ST Joshi. The story's always been a favorite of mine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:50 AM (qRla/)
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Working through John Ringo's at a satisfying pace. Just enough hard-SF to set a sense of wonder, and good characters to chew the scenery with. Fun!
The 'Warp Marines' series was also a lot of fun, and I hated to see it end. Good stuff!
Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 20, 2026 09:50 AM (Xx9Lb)
106The Oz books and the Doctor Dolittle books. The Oz books have a lot of sly humor that whooshes over the head of most children and many adults.
good call
we are twins! I loved both series. there are a lot of books in each, under appreciated
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 09:50 AM (j+aD2)
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I read Danny Funt's "Everybody Loses," about the rise of online sports gambling. He sez OSG is a bigger entertainment industry now than even online video gaming is. IDNKT.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2026 09:50 AM (Jr5Lq)
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In "Dancing Aztecs," Donald Westlake precedes a sex scene with the observation that when characters drive somewhere, no detail is necessary, but when they copulate, most books "start to read like an exercise manual." He concludes, "Don't read dirty books, they'll only confuse you."
He then proceeds with the story.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 09:51 AM (p/isN)
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Well, time is moving on and I must move with it. I've been inexcusably late on creating a Book Thread for CBD, so I must do that today or tomorrow. I've also got some other errands to do, as well. I need to keep busy, otherwise I'm going to end up drinking the day away and drowning in my own sadness.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 20, 2026 09:53 AM (qRla/)
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91 ... " Some of you commented that the book, Three Bags Full, is disappointing in comparison. Is it worth looking for?"
Wolfus,
I didn't care for the book, rather grim and lacking the lighter touch (despite being a murder mystery) that I expected. The reviews for the movie have been excellent and I plan to get the DVD. Like "Jaws" or "Hopscotch", this might be a case of the movie being better than the book it's based on.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:53 AM (yTvNw)
Weak? Poor? Bad? Worst drek you've ever read?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:34 AM (1Ff7Z)
I did! I like it. See your email.
Since I don't know where you're submitting it, I can't say why lack of interest, but it could be that the cold war theme doesn't appeal to a wide range of readers anymore.
As the wedding party ended and the guests departed, the man and wife entered the wedding chamber. The door creaked and metal scraped as the bolt was thrown home.
"What is that thing," she shrieked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (1Ff7Z)
I'm so glad I just finished that Cafe Bustelo before reading that.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (LHPAg)
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Adam and Eve is the greatest boy meets girl story ever told.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (XV/Pl)
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Empires, huh? In between comics, I'm a few chapters into reading a novel called "the City of Marble and Blood" by Howard Andrew Jones. Its sequel to "The Lord of a Shattered Land." It takes place in a fantasy-world stand-in for the Roman Empire, which has just conquered the stand-in for Carthage. The main character is a stand-in for Hannibal, and he has a somewhat unique quest. He's not out for revenge, he's not seeking to overthrow the Evil Empire(tm), he's just wandering incognito through the Empire, trying to quietly rescue/buy all the faux-Carthaginians that had been enslaved after the war and discretely ship them off to a new colony where they can rebuild their society. It's very low-key quest for a fantasy story...Though I'm sure the stakes will eventually escalate to empire-shaking proportions.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 09:55 AM (3v7ra)
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Westlake did a pretty funny novel called Adios Scheherezade; protagonist is a hack writer of sleaze novels back in the day when houses like Midwood or Nightstand were still publishing scads of these books. He's got a deadline and is so fed up with writing the stuff that he can't bring himself to actually get started with the next book. As it's a Westlake, quite a lot of the book is funny as hell. Think it's out of print, but used copies do turn up at sub-stratospheric prices.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 09:55 AM (q3u5l)
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Also on my TBR pile, an Otto Penzler anthology, The Big Book of Christmas Mysteries, with Ellery Queen's "The Dauphin's Doll," Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe novelette "Christmas Party," and stories by John D. MacDonald, Ed McBain, Agatha Christie, and more recent authors. With that kind of pedigree, I suspect this will be a fun anthology, even if I don't like all the tales or don't get to them all.
Second is a novel by George Pelecanos, The Man Who Came Uptown, about a book-loving ex-con in modern-day (well, 2018 ) Washington, DC, who has to fight against the temptation to get involved in criminal activities again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)
That book is on my "grail" list. Westlake based it on his early career.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 10:00 AM (p/isN)
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101 > Any thoughts about books from your childhood that mean more now that you're an adult with life experience?
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 09:45 AM
My Side Of The Mountain.
I read it many times. Now that I'm retired I'm preparing to live on the road as a nomad. Next up: Corsicana.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
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Cover art looks AI generated, hopefully that's not the case
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37 I think that if LOTR was written as a Choose Your Own Adventure series, most of the scenarios would end....badly. Well, badly for everyone but Sauron.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2026 09:16 AM (lHPJf)
You turn to page 43. It reads; Instead of a Dark Lord, you have chosen a queen. Not dark, but beautiful as the dawn. Treacherous as the sea. You shall love her and despair.
The End.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 10:02 AM (3v7ra)
122Wolfus,
I didn't care for the book, rather grim and lacking the lighter touch (despite being a murder mystery) that I expected. The reviews for the movie have been excellent and I plan to get the DVD. Like "Jaws" or "Hopscotch", this might be a case of the movie being better than the book it's based on.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026
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So I've heard, here. Jaws, Wolfen, Die Hard, and The Hunt for Red October all made better films than their source novels were novels. I recall Hopscotch w/ Walter Matthau and Glenda Jackson, and found it a lively movie for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)
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On the upside of AI, I got an AI to agree the quaran kind of sucks.
Not for nothing, I think AI's are secretly Christians.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 10:03 AM (XV/Pl)
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113 Adam and Eve is the greatest boy meets girl story ever told.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (XV/Pl)
Especially Mark Twain’s account.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 10:04 AM (LHPAg)
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Chinese Empires are worth studying too. They have a cycle of rise and fall that's rather fascinating and it's happened a LOT in their recorded history.
They even have a saying to go along with it: The three kingdoms divided must unite. United it must dissolve. And that's kinda what happens over and over again. The center of gravity rests in 3 general locations due to climate and geography. And eventually an overlord conquers all three and then rules with the 'mandate of heaven'. But the tensions remain and eventually the empire tears itself apart.
Not to mention the constant dangers of invasion from the north. Those eventually succeed...and then the ruler becomes culturally absorbed and become Chinese. And on and on and on.
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Good morning all
I sent this along with the Heinlein quote.
found this quote fascinating. I find that the books I like the most have strong male and female lead characters. That the sexual tension between the characters ads to the story. It is not about lust but about how men and women approach things differently although I don't mind the lust part. I think this is why all those Girl Boss books where she beats people up fail or why the Romance novels where the male character is a billionaire male model who can solve anything with money are boring.
What do you think?
127n "Dancing Aztecs," Donald Westlake precedes a sex scene with the observation that when characters drive somewhere, no detail is necessary, but when they copulate, most books "start to read like an exercise manual." He concludes, "Don't read dirty books, they'll only confuse you."
He then proceeds with the story.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026
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A good way to handle it. I don't mean to suggest above that L'Amour should have included explicit sex scenes in his historical adventures. But a nod to how the couples started off their marriages (which resulted in children) would have been nice, and a good way to characterize his male and female leads still further.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)
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Probably 80-90% of that is romantasy now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2026 09:38 AM (FZ29D)
My time has come!
Posted by: Manotaur with a big hanging... at September 20, 2026 10:07 AM (1Ff7Z)
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127 n "Dancing Aztecs," Donald Westlake precedes a sex scene with the observation that when characters drive somewhere, no detail is necessary, but when they copulate, most books "start to read like an exercise manual." He concludes, "Don't read dirty books, they'll only confuse you."
He then proceeds with the story.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026
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A good way to handle it. I don't mean to suggest above that L'Amour should have included explicit sex scenes in his historical adventures. But a nod to how the couples started off their marriages (which resulted in children) would have been nice, and a good way to characterize his male and female leads still further.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)
L'Amour books are weirdly sexless, I realize he was a Midwestern boy but still...they guy roved all over the world, he must have seen and learned something.
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Re: Heinlein quote.
I offer three examples, 2 by Lois M Bujold, one by Sabrina Chase:
1. Bujold Cordelia's Honor (Shards of Honor/Barrayar)
2. Bujold: Komarr/Civil Campaign
3. Chase: Sequoya (3 volumes)
Though at what point does the story stop being a SF and turn into a romance set among rocket ships/future sciency word?
FWIW, 1 & 3 are almost a girl meets boy POV
Posted by: yara at September 20, 2026 10:08 AM (WUJRe)
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I highly recommend Ascend: The Great Books podcast hosted by Deacon Harrison Garlick. It’s a great conservative Roman Catholic take on lots of worthy literature. They just finished the Odyssey and proceeded to tear up Christopher Nolan’s abomination.
This week they’re discussing Bartleby the Scrivener
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 20, 2026 10:08 AM (8ozxk)
136I find that the books I like the most have strong male and female lead characters. That the sexual tension between the characters ads to the story. It is not about lust but about how men and women approach things differently although I don't mind the lust part. I think this is why all those Girl Boss books where she beats people up fail or why the Romance novels where the male character is a billionaire male model who can solve anything with money are boring.
What do you think?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026
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Yes. See Glenn Savan's classic White Palace for a non-traditional but still fascinating love story, and Stephen King's 11/22/63 for a wonderful love story subplot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Sharon, before I can truthfully answer your question I'll need to spend some time as a billionaire who can solve anything with money.
I'll do it for science.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)
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130 Probably 80-90% of that is romantasy now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2026 09:38 AM (FZ29D)
My time has come!
Posted by: Manotaur with a big hanging... at September 20, 2026 10:07 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Put a Fabio wig on me! *touches bum* *sizzle*.
Posted by: Sexy Velociraptor at September 20, 2026 10:09 AM (U/j9n)
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I think this is why all those Girl Boss books where she beats people up fail or why the Romance novels where the male character is a billionaire male model who can solve anything with money are boring.
What do you think?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 10:05 AM (kJmSS)
I haven't sampled many of those, but, yeah. No meaningful conflict and resolution.
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Who knew the Prick of Providence was such a mensch?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:10 AM (kpS4V)
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It is often the case that people who are socially awkward are quite engaging on the page.
I first learned of this phenomenon when I went to college and my father began writing me letters. He's the polar opposite of an engaging conversationalist, but on the page the man is drop-dead hilarious. I eagerly awaited his missives, in which he imitated various literary styles.
This is why one should never meet an author in person - their talent is writing, not being a decent human being.
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Sturgeon's Law still applies. It always has, across all genres.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 09:40 AM (kpS4V)
Uh... (gulp) is this about my story?
Posted by: Manotaur with a big hanging... at September 20, 2026 10:11 AM (1Ff7Z)
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113 Adam and Eve is the greatest boy meets girl story ever told.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
That horror story about the guy having a body part removed and fashioned into semi-sentient creature?
Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 10:12 AM (Y8DZL)
I was looking for a good, in-depth analysis of Revelation and other online sources pointed me at the three book series from Word Biblical Commentary mostly written by David Aune.
I'm 1/3 of the way through the books and they kinda piss me off. They are very scholarly, for sure, but Aune seems to have the opinion that John was making the whole thing up. He's hung up on literary and grammatical analysis. Theologians make really shitty Christians, seems like.
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This is why one should never meet an author in person - their talent is writing, not being a decent human being.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 10:11 AM (ZOv7s)
Can confirm.
Though Dan Wells, Stephen Donaldson and Brandon Sanderson were very nice, they were exceptions.
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Add "Men in Black" to the list of movies that are better than the source books -- or, in this case, comics.
I haven't read the comics, but I understand that they are dark and poorly drawn.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 10:14 AM (p/isN)
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A good way to handle it. I don't mean to suggest above that L'Amour should have included explicit sex scenes in his historical adventures. But a nod to how the couples started off their marriages (which resulted in children) would have been nice, and a good way to characterize his male and female leads still further.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)
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He probably did not consider it to be an important detail because marriages typically resulted in children. Childless couples need an explanation, but families were the norm.
I don't include sex scenes in my work, though I will note when it happens if it is important germane to the plot.
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"That the sexual tension between the characters ads to the story."
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 10:05 AM
I've enjoyed listening to episodes of the whodunits Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar. Clearly he's a single guy, well traveled and probably handsome.
Every story involves a female character of above average appearance and the sexual tension always adds to the mystery.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)
148I was looking for a good, in-depth analysis of Revelation and other online sources pointed me at the three book series from Word Biblical Commentary mostly written by David Aune.
hmm
look into the Swedenborgian (Emanuel Swedenborgian) stuff
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 10:15 AM (j+aD2)
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look into the Swedenborgian (Emanuel Swedenborgian) stuff
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 10:15 AM (j+aD2)
I haven't heard much about Swendborg and what little I have hasn't been complimentary. But I must confess ignorance about him and his movement.
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S. T. Joshi has done several books on the development of the horror story and I think he's assembled several volumes of Ambrose Bierce's short work and correspondence. His book on Ramsey Campbell is pretty good too. Think he edited Library of America's Ambrose Bierce volume and some collections of horror fiction for Penguin.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:18 AM (q3u5l)
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That horror story about the guy having a body part removed and fashioned into semi-sentient creature?
Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 10:12 AM
I'm sitting right here, pal!
Posted by: The talking snake at September 20, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)
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Since I don't know where you're submitting it, I can't say why lack of interest, but it could be that the cold war theme doesn't appeal to a wide range of readers anymore.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (CjHsb)
Just got to this comment (I read other stuff and write or watch short YT vids so I don't keep clicking refresh).
It's "Thriller!" online and print magazine. They said they liked the story, but maybe it was a bit too easy. You read my revised version. I'm not sure what their resubmit guidelines are, so it's sitting.
Also, it appears I may need a business license in my county to sell stories for direct pay. Haven't figured out if it's true or not. If so, I'll have to forego self-pub and go the trad route.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:18 AM (1Ff7Z)
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>>Theologians make really shitty Christians, seems like.
To be fair, a whole lot of "Christians" also make really shitty Christians
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 10:19 AM (J4Dwc)
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131 ... "L'Amour books are weirdly sexless, I realize he was a Midwestern boy but still...they guy roved all over the world, he must have seen and learned something."
I think L'Amour was more interested in writing about the couple finding each other and standing together and raising a family. Those are a part of the overall story. "Ride the River" and "Jubal Sackett" are examples. A normal sex life could be assumed.
Even the Matt helm books were never explicit, just suggestive. Nudity and screwing were present but not detailed.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 10:19 AM (yTvNw)
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I haven't sampled many of those, but, yeah. No meaningful conflict and resolution.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 10:10 AM (CjHsb)
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People write what they know. So people who have Dad pay for everything, including a boutique college degree and then they can lean on him for a car and rent will write stories about it because that is their life experience.
This is why I recommend aspiring authors first go out and live a bit. Want to write sci-fi with lots of wars? Join the military (or at least the Coast Guard). During my titular "Three weeks with the Coasties" I learned a lot about them. The enlisted are pretty decent folks, the officers are world-class pricks. They actually do direct commissions. What the actual hell is that?
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I flirted with the Swedenborgian/New Church here - it's really pretty btw and everyone is really smart and interesting
anyway they gave me Swedenborg's books as part of that. regardless of their "religion" (it isn't really so much a religion) they are interesting
Heaven and Hell is interesting to read - it didn't make me think there wasn't a Devil btw. if anything made me more sure of Catholicism
but still, interesting if you like thinking about Revelation
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 20, 2026 10:20 AM (j+aD2)
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I'm so glad I just finished that Cafe Bustelo before reading that.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (LHPAg)
I actually did LOL at that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:20 AM (1Ff7Z)
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146 A good way to handle it. I don't mean to suggest above that L'Amour should have included explicit sex scenes in his historical adventures. But a nod to how the couples started off their marriages (which resulted in children) would have been nice, and a good way to characterize his male and female leads still further.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)
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He probably did not consider it to be an important detail because marriages typically resulted in children. Childless couples need an explanation, but families were the norm.
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Unless you are Henry Miller, sex scenes are an unnecessary corruption to the work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:20 AM (826kS)
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Distraction may be a better word. Not sure. Either/Or.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:22 AM (826kS)
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To be fair, a whole lot of "Christians" also make really shitty Christians
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 10:19 AM (J4Dwc)
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BREAKING NEWS: sinners commit sins. Film at 11.
I like the fact that the remaining Catholic monarchs have this ritual they go through at their funeral where the casket is brought to the cathedral and the doors are closed. At the herald knocks and demands that they open it for the King/Prince/Emperor and the voice says "I don't know him." And then the herald gives even more titles, and gets the same answer. And on the third try the herald says "It's John (or whatever), a sinner." And then the doors open.
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Unless you are Henry Miller, sex scenes are an unnecessary corruption to the work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:20 AM (826kS)
Depends on genre and audience expectations. It can derail things, it certainly did is a lot of Heinlein's sci-fi, but it can also add spice or be a draw.
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Also, it appears I may need a business license in my county to sell stories for direct pay.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:18 AM (1Ff7Z)
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"Unless you are Henry Miller, sex scenes are an unnecessary corruption to the work."
And maybe even if you are Henry Miller. Read several in my 20s, and found myself skipping most of the sex scenes to get back to his accounts of just scraping by. Though without the sex scenes I recall that the books would have had a lot fewer pages.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:25 AM (q3u5l)
164
Also, it appears I may need a business license in my county to sell stories for direct pay.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Unless there is a person in charge of that with the County, I believe I may set back the tax, and call it "retirement".
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2026 10:26 AM (q6tQZ)
165
Ask your cheesemonger if Swedenborgian is right for you.
Posted by: Big Cheese at September 20, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)
166
Distraction may be a better word. Not sure. Either/Or.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:22 AM (826kS)
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For the writer, its a waste of effort. For the publisher, it's a waste of space. For the reader, its a waste of time.
Obviously, if its smut, everything else is a waste of time, space and effort.
That being said, there was a time when sex scenes were inserted to make a book more "adult," even if it was a total distraction from the story. I think this was because movies were still under the Hayes Code but books had a lot more freedom, which is why you get odd sex-focused subplots in "Jaws" and "The Godfather" which blissfully disappeared from the film adaptations.
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Unless there is a person in charge of that with the County, I believe I may set back the tax, and call it "retirement".
Posted by: MkY
I'm more "aggressive" with my taxes than is my wife. She won't let me file anymore.
How many times have I been audited?
Yeah. None.
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2026 10:27 AM (q6tQZ)
168
154 131 ... "L'Amour books are weirdly sexless, I realize he was a Midwestern boy but still...they guy roved all over the world, he must have seen and learned something."
I think L'Amour was more interested in writing about the couple finding each other and standing together and raising a family. Those are a part of the overall story. "Ride the River" and "Jubal Sackett" are examples. A normal sex life could be assumed.
Even the Matt helm books were never explicit, just suggestive. Nudity and screwing were present but not detailed.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 10:19 AM (yTvNw)
I know, he has other things on his mind. It's just a weird absence in the life of his characters. Like everyone wears a chastity belt or something. It makes his characters and setting less real. I'm not saying he needed to have hard core porn but nobody even seems interested in the opposite sex carnally. It's all very middle school romance.
169I think L'Amour was more interested in writing about the couple finding each other and standing together and raising a family. Those are a part of the overall story. "Ride the River" and "Jubal Sackett" are examples. A normal sex life could be assumed.
Even the Matt helm books were never explicit, just suggestive. Nudity and screwing were present but not detailed.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026
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But Helm would refer to his intimate associations and tell us just that something happened. He didn't ignore it completely. A reference by L'Amour to how Barnabas or Kin and their new brides now knew each other much better, shy glances and shared laughter, would have been enough. Just a paragraph or two, and maybe one later on in their lives together.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)
170Theologians make really shitty Christians, seems like.
I imagine that most theologians, especially those employed by universities, regard Christians like Dian Fossey regarded gorillas.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (vTZFs)
171
I just finished reading “Automatic Noodle” by Annalee Newitz. (I never heard of her, so I didn’t know what I was getting myself into to). It’s a charming little fantasy about robots running a noodle shop, and it was so hopelessly woke I honestly thought it might be a parody of wokeyness. Alas, I researched Newitz and realized it’s no parody.
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (VFung)
172
Like the Perfessor, I finished Trade of Blood this week. The major themes of interfamily conflict, old wars, biological meddling--all interesting.
Then the author has to go and insert a Meat is Murder vibe. I really dislike it when fiction preaches at me.
I dragged Thomas Sowell's 600+ page Basic Economics half way across the country with me on our camper odyssey without so much as opening the cover. When I returned I took it back out of the library and made a dedicated effort and am proud to say I just finished all but the questions in the back.
Now I have Sowell's Economic Facts snd Fallacies queued up, along with Dr. Marc Siegel's Miracles among Us.
I'm making an effort to read more, watch TV less.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 20, 2026 10:32 AM (QGaXH)
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I honestly thought it might be a parody of wokeyness. Alas, I researched Newitz and realized it’s no parody.
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (VFung)
175
I'm not saying he needed to have hard core porn but nobody even seems interested in the opposite sex carnally. It's all very middle school romance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:29 AM (xcxpd)
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People used to be very reserved. Everyone know that sex resulted from marriage and the topic was considered uninteresting since just about everyone got married and had kids as a result.
And middle school romance was the norm. You found someone you liked, and got married and stayed married. That was it. The potboiler detective stories about unfaithful couples were just that - salacious stories to entertain, not particularly common.
My great-grandparents saved their letters to each other, which my father complied into a book (which I intend to publish at some point), and it's very much school crush territory, counting down to the wedding night.
So, to put it another way, most people had sex with only one person, so not much point in making comparisons.
176
55 I am finishing up Dreadnaught by Robert K. Massie, about Britain and Germany and the naval arms race leading up to WW I.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2026 09:22 AM
I loved that book! I gave it away after reading it and really wished I had kept it.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 20, 2026 10:34 AM (Lzhdy)
177 S. T. Joshi has done several books on the development of the horror story and I think he's assembled several volumes of Ambrose Bierce's short work and correspondence. His book on Ramsey Campbell is pretty good too. Think he edited Library of America's Ambrose Bierce volume and some collections of horror fiction for Penguin.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026
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I haven't read all that much of Bierce, aside from some of his short stories. "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and "The Damned Thing," and a few others. He was very good at telling a complete story in a few pages and yet hitting us with a surprise ending.
"Between the corpse's teeth was a fragment of the animal's ear."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:34 AM (wzUl9)
178
I remember the old Ballantine paperback covers where the images ran together. I had a big poster of the image that was formed by all the covers. That poster hung over my bed in my college dorm and it would attack me in my sleep.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 20, 2026 10:35 AM (tRYqg)
179
Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser stories are textured-set in late stage empire/cultural twilight eras.
M. John Harrison's book Viriconium is another twilight culture series of novella contained in one volume.
Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2026 10:36 AM (fnZRl)
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I imagine that most theologians, especially those employed by universities, regard Christians like Dian Fossey regarded gorillas.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (vTZFs)
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They want to disprove Christianity. That's why they entered the field. Bart Ehrman is the epitome of this.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 20, 2026 10:36 AM (tRYqg)
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Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (CjHsb)
Replied.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:36 AM (1Ff7Z)
183
I think the pitch meeting for Robots Running A Noodle Shop might make for a good SNL skit.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)
184
Quarter twenty, you made me laugh.
I just finished a book where the female lead is a civilian who so,etimes consults with the FBIsearching for her lover, a CIA operative of sort who is sexy, wealthy, so good at his job he is constantly in demand to go into hellholes. The part that makes me laugh, is that they never seem to need immediate access to money but helicopters, boats, safe houses,personnel, weaponry show up via some secret network exactly when required to,save the day.
185I remember the old Ballantine paperback covers where the images ran together. I had a big poster of the image that was formed by all the covers. That poster hung over my bed in my college dorm and it would attack me in my sleep.
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at September 20, 2026
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The surreal and pop-art style? I have paperbacks of Larry Niven's A Gift From Earth and World of Ptavvs that are like that. Fortunately whoever was in charge of the art department decided to go with a fine painting of the Ringworld for that novel instead of something Picasso-ish.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)
He wrote a lot of terrific short horror stories and Civil War stories. But if you haven't read it already, don't miss The Devil's Dictionary.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:38 AM (q3u5l)
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Started in on a couple of new books, "Call It North Country" by John Bartlow Martin is a history of the Upper Peninsula* from 1944 and an early British spy caper called "The Riddle of the Sands by Erskine Childers. I am enjoying both.
*rightfully part of Wisconsin but scheming politicians unjustly detached it from the territory and turned it over to Michigan
Posted by: Who Knew at September 20, 2026 10:38 AM (+ViXu)
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175 I'm not saying he needed to have hard core porn but nobody even seems interested in the opposite sex carnally. It's all very middle school romance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:29 AM (xcxpd)
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People used to be very reserved. Everyone know that sex resulted from marriage and the topic was considered uninteresting since just about everyone got married and had kids as a result.
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So, to put it another way, most people had sex with only one person, so not much point in making comparisons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 10:34 AM (ZOv7s)
Uh, I strongly doubt the topic was 'uninteresting'.
And yeah, farm communities where everyone knows everyone and your dating pool is small puts social pressure on.
But in mining camps, towns and cities, things were very different. Very. Herbert Asbury wrote about San Francisco in the boom days, hookers and gambling everywhere.
L'Amour keeps the gamblers but seems to be willfully blind to the other side. It just stands out.
189
127 n "Dancing Aztecs," Donald Westlake precedes a sex scene with the observation that when characters drive somewhere, no detail is necessary, but when they copulate, most books "start to read like an exercise manual."
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026
Not too long ago I read a novel that would probably fall into the 'romantisy' genre. It wasn't a 'Milking Farm' kind of story, but rather a romance-centered story set in an Anglo-Saxon-inspired fantasy world. A sorceress gets put in an arranged marriage with a border-prince. Lots of time spent with world-building, going through the mechanics of being an Anglo-Saxon ruler, exploring how the sorceress felt about her situation, a little bit of border-skirmish action..yadayadayada. Not quite high adventure, but generally enjoyable low-fantasy. But, of course, we had to get the scene where the arranged marriage was consecrated. Between the character talking and doing...other stuff...it went on for like twelve pages! I can't say how much of that was important character stuff or how much was just self-indulgence, I just skipped over everything until the chapter ended.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 10:39 AM (3v7ra)
190
Ran through lots of Louis L'Amour Westerns as a teenager, don't know if would be interested in reading one now or not.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 10:40 AM (Ia/+0)
191
I haven't read the comics, but I understand that they are dark and poorly drawn.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 20, 2026 10:14 AM (p/isN)
Dark? Well, they are in black....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:41 AM (1Ff7Z)
192
"...helicopters, boats, safe houses,personnel, weaponry show up via some secret network exactly when required to,save the day.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 10:37 AM"
Bond.
James Bond.
Posted by: I. Fleming at September 20, 2026 10:42 AM (2Ez/1)
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190 Ran through lots of Louis L'Amour Westerns as a teenager, don't know if would be interested in reading one now or not.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 10:40 AM (Ia/+0)
Oh they're fun, quick reads. Wonderful scenery descriptions and iconic characters. I have a big collection of them. Give them a try again.
194
They actually do direct commissions. What the actual hell is that?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 10:19 AM (ZOv7s)
Buying commissions? What's wrong with that?
Posted by: The old British army at September 20, 2026 10:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
195
"But, of course, we had to get the scene where the arranged marriage was consecrated."
Consecrated or consummated?
Posted by: Words matter at September 20, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)
196. . . But, of course, we had to get the scene where the arranged marriage was consecrated. Between the character talking and doing...other stuff...it went on for like twelve pages! I can't say how much of that was important character stuff or how much was just self-indulgence, I just skipped over everything until the chapter ended.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026
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In one of my fantasy stories, I had the hero and heroine finally get together one night. Stole a bit from John Steinbeck in East of Eden, where the woman tells the man whose bed she has come to: "Move over a little." She slides in next to him . . . and then I began the next chapter with "It was good."
They talk in bed, partly about each other but mostly about the dangerous under-siege situation they are in, so it advances the plot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 10:45 AM (wzUl9)
197
One thing I liked about Stross's "The Atrocity Archives" was that the agents had to account for every penny and the admin weenies were always on their backs to file expense paperwork.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 10:47 AM (kpS4V)
198
The part that makes me laugh, is that they never seem to need immediate access to money but helicopters, boats, safe houses,personnel, weaponry show up via some secret network exactly when required to,save the day.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 10:37 AM (kJmSS)
Haha, Pendergast! I've been bingeing the Pendergast series (Lincoln and Child) and am always amused by that factor. Pendergast is Old Money, and he just always has access to it. It's as natural to him to have pockets full of money as it is to have pockets. You never see him make a bank transaction; it's always just there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 10:49 AM (kpS4V)
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>>BREAKING NEWS: sinners commit sins. Film at 11.
Uh-oh. It's going to suck for you one day.
"Every one who is arrogant is an abomination to the Lord; be assured, he will not go unpunished.
Proverbs 16:5
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 10:49 AM (J4Dwc)
202
Getting in bed with a woman can often result in a dangerous under-siege situation.
Posted by: Guys everywhere at September 20, 2026 10:49 AM (2Ez/1)
203 Dug out Fraser's wonderfully wicked "Flashman" last week and realized it's the model for modern British government.
Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 10:49 AM (Y8DZL)
204
Da hell?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 10:24 AM (CjHsb)
That's info I found on Brave. It's probably AI. I found a free legal questions website and posted my info, but no response now for three weeks. Hate to have to spend money on a live lawyer to find out it's true. I can't get paid submitting to magazines, or publishing on Amazon without it apparently. If I can't interest a publisher, then maybe I'll put them all in a folder on the computer and press delete.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:50 AM (1Ff7Z)
205
L'Amour keeps the gamblers but seems to be willfully blind to the other side. It just stands out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo
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In a more formal world things remained unsaid.
Saying them was unseemly.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:50 AM (826kS)
206
Dimly recall a line (from John D. MacDonald?): "Bed is dangerous country."
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:50 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 10:51 AM (kpS4V)
208
Reading The Gathering Storm, and in Chamberlain's attempt to stop WWII before it starts, wonder what would be the storyline if it worked and WWII didn't happen. But Germany turned into what the Soviet Union was before Nazi Germany, a totalitarian country ruling over lots of areas past its real borders.
Never read the Man in the Tall Castle (?) So don't know if its what I would write if making this story up.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)
209
Unless there is a person in charge of that with the County, I believe I may set back the tax, and call it "retirement".
Posted by: MkY at September 20, 2026 10:26 AM (q6tQZ)
And the info I found does say that. However, if I made enough money selling stories so that I get a tax form, boom. They'll come looking for money and shutting me down or forcing me to get a license. If I don't sell more than the license costs, guess what happens to my writing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:53 AM (1Ff7Z)
210 Consecrated or consummated?
Posted by: Words matter at September 20, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)
___________
I picked up one of Her Majesty's romance novels once. I imagined the story would lead to some grand consummation toward the end and a post-coital epilogue. Instead, they were banging away by page 6.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 10:53 AM (eRlcH)
Re that county license business -- before spending money on a lawyer or (heaven forbid) just deleting all your stuff, hit the public library and see if they can't find any relevant statutes for you. The library shelf selections these days may be lacking, but if their reference services are still any good at all, they may be able to find out for you.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:54 AM (q3u5l)
212
Uh, I strongly doubt the topic was 'uninteresting'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 20, 2026 10:39 AM (xcxpd)
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It was not something it was socially acceptable to talk about.
Lady Chatterley's Lover was a sensation because it had sex, and it got banned. Porn was illegal for quite a while. When that prohibition fell, it became much more common, even ubiquitous.
When I first started writing, I included sex scenes because I wrote what I knew - that is to say, lots of books had it. When I got older (and actually produced stuff worth publishing), I realized it was a complete waste.
Vampires of Michigan was started in the late 90s, and when I picked it back up, I deleted all of the sex scenes were seemed a tedious distraction from the real story. I much prefer the way Waugh and Greene handle sex, which is noting it happened, and giving the reader any noteworthy details pertinent to the story rather than a detailed play-by-play.
213
On the run, can't use CCs but transport always available. Safe haven, house, cave, forest. All implausible but enjoyable because you want the good guys to escape.
The scenes I can't abide are torture scenes in books or movies.
214
I just finished reading “Automatic Noodle” by Annalee Newitz. (I never heard of her, so I didn’t know what I was getting myself into to). It’s a charming little fantasy about robots running a noodle shop, and it was so hopelessly woke I honestly thought it might be a parody of wokeyness. Alas, I researched Newitz and realized it’s no parody.
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 20, 2026 10:31 AM (VFung)
But yet, it got published and many better writers get nothing.
Was it a Big 5 house, a small house, or Amazon special?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 10:56 AM (1Ff7Z)
215
I wonder if any of the books in that Syrian man's library would be Moron-approved?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 10:56 AM (1z8ji)
Oh, yes!! I first read it in high school. It suited my teenage cynicism. I even wrote an assignment for an AP English class, my own words and definitions in the spirit of Bierce. Got a good grade but it seemed to make the teacher nervous that it came from a teen. Never found out what made her nervous about it. Wish I still had a copy but that was well over fifty years ago.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 10:58 AM (yTvNw)
Pretty sure it is a Travis McGee line -- I just don't remember which book.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:58 AM (q3u5l)
220
I've intended for some time, now, to read a book about each of the U. S presidents. At least, up to Obama. I know that story well enough.
I started reading Washington by Ron Chernow. Was falling asleep, because I read at bedtime. So I got it on audio so I can listen when I'm driving or cooking.
I am interested, but I find that my mind drifts a lot. I could recount few actual details, but I'm getting a general sense, and that's good enough for me. Lots of battles. I never realized Washington lost so much!
221
The scenes I can't abide are torture scenes in books or movies.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Another form of pornography unleashed by SCOTUS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:59 AM (826kS)
222
The scenes I can't abide are torture scenes in books or movies.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 10:54 AM
I've been consuming mass quantities of the CJ Box Joe Pickett series. Lots of people die. Suddenly and without warning described in graphic, gory detail. Could do with less of that.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Devil's Dictionary is still in print and should be easy to find print or digital. And if memory serves it's included complete in the Library of America's Ambrose Bierce volume.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 11:01 AM (q3u5l)
224Pretty sure it is a Travis McGee line -- I just don't remember which book.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026
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Me either. It's like that great Archie Goodwin remark about why Wolfe often does not let him in on the killer's identity: "He loves to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a ball on the end of his nose."
Love it . . . but can't recall which Wolfe novel it comes from, aside from the feeling it was one of the books from the Fifties.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:02 AM (wzUl9)
225
Reading The Gathering Storm, and in Chamberlain's attempt to stop WWII before it starts, wonder what would be the storyline if it worked and WWII didn't happen.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)
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It couldn't work, which is why it failed. An interesting counterfactual would be if the Allies decided to fight (as Churchill wanted) and Hitler was faced a coup (which Churchill detailed). Does it succeed? Who comes after him. Are the Nazis easily discarded after building up the SA and SS? Lots of interesting possibilities.
The last part of Long Live Death looks at what might have happened if the Reds had won in Spain. Would France have fallen next? Would the UK have allied with Italy and Germany to prevent the further spread of Communism?
One of the details that is often overlooked is that the League of Nations took a very unusual position regarding Spain, declaring an arms embargo on both sides. Why sanction a supposedly legitimate government? The Nationalists were rebels under international law, so why punish the government? Oh, right, it was falling into a Communist dictatorship.
226
Speaking of government control of communications, ol' Jason Arday has certainly been memory holed quick and deep.
Who???
Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 09:15 AM (sl73Y)
We are told he offed himself, but never have we been told how he did it. Strange.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM (1z8ji)
227
I had to stop reading certain mystery writers because the books open with a gruesome murder scene. From page one you are subjected to some serial killer's insane fantasy. It was like these writers had to out do each other in making the scene as disgusting as possible.
228
I imagine that most theologians, especially those employed by universities, regard Christians like Dian Fossey regarded gorillas.
Posted by: Oddbob
Didja see this?
Episcopal pastrix records herself explaining why she had to tell a dying man that we don't know what happens when we die
https://tinyurl.com/de5me5fa
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It's a crap shoot really. Forget all that faith and good works shit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM (raU5G)
229
Don't do that, Orange Ent!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 10:51 AM (kpS4V)
Aw, I wouldn't. But so far it seems I can't even post on a substack and receive money gifts. I really need to find out if it's true. Might have to pony up for a license.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:05 AM (1Ff7Z)
230
Think things started to turn around for Washington when vonStueben came on the scene and taught military discipline.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:05 AM (826kS)
231
The sort of books I wanted to do book reports/reviews on in high school were things the teachers would have hated or thought to be unworthy of notice: Ellery Queen or Rex Stout mysteries, Alastair Maclean or Ian Fleming thrillers, et al. I can just imagine submitting a review of a Matt Helm novel like The Ravagers and seeing a look of horror on my teacher's face.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:06 AM (wzUl9)
232 I had to stop reading certain mystery writers because the books open with a gruesome murder scene. From page one you are subjected to some serial killer's insane fantasy. It was like these writers had to out do each other in making the scene as disgusting as possible.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026
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We'd be much better off if, for a while, we left the serial killer genre to Thomas Harris and moved on to something else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:07 AM (wzUl9)
233
James Is,ingrown hs a new book coming out.
Scion
The Setting: A futuristic world where the ultra-wealthy live forever ("lifers") and the poor struggle with massive debt. Killing these immortals is completely legal.The Main Character: Azure is a genetically enhanced fixer and assassin who works for a powerful corporation. He mostly takes jobs to pay off his own debts.The Plot: Instead of his usual killing job, Azure is hired to protect a very rich older woman. This mission uncovers bigger secrets about his own past and the dystopian world.
Seems different from his earlier writing. I have it on reserve so should get it soon.
236
Another form of pornography unleashed by SCOTUS.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:59 AM (826kS)
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I was too young to understand the world before, but they really did a number on the culture. Legalizing porn and defamation, in addition to outlawing public religion and legalizing abortion. Quite the judicial coup.
237
New book released about the deliberations and fight against Hamas and the Iran axis after the terrible October 7th massacre: "In the War Room" by Yonah Jeremy Bob and Eliot Kaufman. " Legal Insurrection" site has a review:
https://tinyurl.com/294ehrp2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 11:09 AM (JrHfD)
238
I'm enjoying a historical novel about the 12th century crusader kingdom. It's like Ridley Scott's "Kingdom of Heaven" but the author wanted to make the story more accurate. Title: "Balian d'Ibelin: Knight of Jerusalem" by Helena P. Schrader. Very well written. I didn't see the movie but I am fascinated by the scenes with King Baldwin IV, the Leper King of Jerusalem.
Posted by: microcosme at September 20, 2026 11:11 AM (JUeGc)
239
Do you have a friend in another county/state?
Establish a pseudonym. Taxes are an abomination.
So is zoning, a secret tax.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:57 AM (826kS)
I have no friends.
I already use a pen name, but the payers cut the check to your real name, so that wouldn't work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:12 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Speaking of government control of communications,
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Didja see this?
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
According to this anon reporting, [California Attorney General] Bob Bonta is demanding that he get content oversight over CNN.
LMAO after all of his denials that this bullshit lawsuit "wasn't about CNN", the cat is out of the bag. We all knew it...this was always just about politics. What a scumbag.
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I guess they afraid a disturbing truth element might worm its way into CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 20, 2026 11:12 AM (raU5G)
Worth checking with YouTuber Book Launchers if she's in your county -- the bureaucrats probably don't care whether your $$$ comes from non-fic self-pub or fiction published by one of the big 5 (or however many it is these days), so any info she could provide might well be relevant to your problem.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 11:14 AM (q3u5l)
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Forgot to mention this earlier...There is a book out there that I thought seemed kind of interesting, but also felt like it had a high chance of being lame. I found a place where it was available as an ebook, and the retailer provided a 5-page of the story. So I clicked. Alas, the preview was literally the first 5 pages of the actual book, and those pages were; a spacer page which was just a repeating pattern, then a title page, then another spacer page, then a full page proclaiming 'Chapter 1', and the preview ends with yet another spacer page! Never in my life have I encountered a less helpful preview! That was even worse than when I clicked on 'read sample' which only featured a forward/about-the-author essay...
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 11:14 AM (3v7ra)
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I already use a pen name, but the payers cut the check to your real name, so that wouldn't work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:12 AM (1Ff7Z)
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You're an independent contractor. That's not a business.
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I never realized Washington lost so much!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 10:58 AM (CjHsb)
He won when it mattered!
Besides, he had some good generals who were able to parry or defeat other British troops. We didn't have the resources the British could muster, so delaying tactics and wearing the enemy down was the best way to win.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:15 AM (1Ff7Z)
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From page one you are subjected to some serial killer's insane fantasy. It was like these writers had to out do each other in making the scene as disgusting as possible.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM (kJmSS)
I started reading Tess Gerritson's Rizzoli & Iles series, because Mom likes the tv series so I watch it with her. Man, it opened with the gruesome murder, and then more brutal murders of women throughout the book. I got through it, and looked ahead to more in the series, and every subsequent book seems to have the same theme--women brutally murdered by woman-haters.
Seems a little violence-against-womyn-porny for an author who presents herself as a feminist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 20, 2026 11:16 AM (raU5G)
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Me either. It's like that great Archie Goodwin remark about why Wolfe often does not let him in on the killer's identity: "He loves to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a ball on the end of his nose."
According to Brave AI:
This specific detail appears in the 1947 novel Too Many Women by Rex Stout, as recounted by his narrator Archie Goodwin. Goodwin notes that while Wolfe’s stated reason for acting independently was to let Archie think he was indispensable, his "actual reason was that he loved to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a live seal on his nose."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:17 AM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Hunh at September 20, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)
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Lots of battles. I never realized Washington lost so much!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 10:58 AM (CjHsb)
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Washington's military reputation came under attack in the runup to the Bicentennial because the left hates America. It was weaker then, so it didn't get much traction.
What did happen was that there was a renewed appreciation for the fact that Washington's army was threadbare, and that he somehow managed to rally it time and time again, which shows incredible leadership.
He was literally creating an army from scratch, and pitting it against battle-tested veterans, and actually built a force that could go toe-to-toe with the Brits by the end of the war. And he did this while being constantly undermined and attacked by rivals and jealous politicians.
People who attack him are threatened by the idea of greatness, and even King George had to admit that he was the greatest man of the age.
251I started reading Tess Gerritson's Rizzoli & Iles series, because Mom likes the tv series so I watch it with her. Man, it opened with the gruesome murder, and then more brutal murders of women throughout the book. I got through it, and looked ahead to more in the series, and every subsequent book seems to have the same theme--women brutally murdered by woman-haters.
Seems a little violence-against-womyn-porny for an author who presents herself as a feminist.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026
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In contrast, the serial killings in Ellery Queen's 1947 Cat of Many Tails, which were simple stranglings of men and women both, were considered very shocking in their time. Manfred Lee, one of the Queen writing team, considered the whole subject, and the novel, distasteful. Amazing how the culture has morphed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)
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Note to MP4, I'm looking forward to another Theda Bara book. I really enjoyed The Director's Cut
Posted by: Who Knew at September 20, 2026 11:20 AM (+ViXu)
253This specific detail appears in the 1947 novel Too Many Women by Rex Stout, as recounted by his narrator Archie Goodwin. Goodwin notes that while Wolfe’s stated reason for acting independently was to let Archie think he was indispensable, his "actual reason was that he loved to have a curtain go up revealing him balancing a live seal on his nose."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026
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I'll check that, OE. My experiences with AI have been mixed at best.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:21 AM (wzUl9)
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244 I never realized Washington lost so much!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2026 10:58 AM (CjHsb)
He won when it mattered!
Besides, he had some good generals who were able to parry or defeat other British troops. We didn't have the resources the British could muster, so delaying tactics and wearing the enemy down was the best way to win.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:15 AM (1Ff7Z)
The way it was presented to me a long time ago; win or lose, Washington kept his army in the field. He was always a viable threat, and therefore the people, the Continental Congress, and foreign nations always felt that ultimate victory was still plausible.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 11:21 AM (3v7ra)
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*stamps foot*
The these pants link isn't working so I'm not gonna wear any pants!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 11:23 AM (2WIwB)
Glad you mentioned the book "The Complete Fenelon" published by Paraclete. I have a copy coming. Interested to see how a man of faith and imagination dealt with the early flourishing of the Enlightenment. Something I think is a bigger problem now than it was in his day.
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 11:24 AM (yTvNw)
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We didn't have the resources the British could muster, so delaying tactics and wearing the enemy down was the best way to win.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:15 AM (1Ff7Z)
I am impressed with his ops and optics--powder barrels filled with dirt, but lots of them, so the Brits would think we were better armed than we were. And other devious distractions to make colonials appear stronger than they were.
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>>You're an independent contractor. That's not a business.
https://tinyurl.com/bdatsap7
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 11:24 AM (J4Dwc)
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In contrast, the serial killings in Ellery Queen's 1947 Cat of Many Tails, which were simple stranglings of men and women both, were considered very shocking in their time. Manfred Lee, one of the Queen writing team, considered the whole subject, and the novel, distasteful. Amazing how the culture has morphed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)
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The detail authors go into tells a lot about them as people. Is the fact of the act enough for the plot? If so, why going into pages of detail?
One can say it's catering to an audience, but that also means the author *wants* that kind of audience and chooses to write for it.
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You're an independent contractor. That's not a business.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 11:14 AM (ZOv7s)
If I get a book deal with a publishing house. Indie work requires a license according to the cites from local ordinances.
JSG, I'll probably do that. She should know.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:26 AM (1Ff7Z)
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"I'll check that, OE. My experiences with AI have been mixed at best.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:21 AM"
I just asked my friendly neighborhood AI search tool the origin of "The bed is a dangerous country" four times and got four different answers.
So, yeah.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
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Mentioned yesterday due to volunteer wwork, didn't have to, missed the anniversary of Paoli massacre that happened in 1777. If you like history podcasts, Prime and Load specialized in 1700s warfare and has started the 250th anniversary event's and will no doubt continue
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 11:27 AM (Ia/+0)
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>One can say it's catering to an audience, but that also means the author *wants* that kind of audience and chooses to write for it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Desensitizing for things to come.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:27 AM (826kS)
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>>>If I get a book deal with a publishing house. Indie work requires a license according to the cites from local ordinances.
JSG, I'll probably do that. She should know.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Do you like where you live that much?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:29 AM (826kS)
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I've begun a series called Changes Wrought by Michael MacMurdy. It's a series about a group of brothers and friends flying for the Royal Flying Corps in WW1. I used to rebuild old airplanes and thought this might be interesting.
It's not.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 11:29 AM (2WIwB)
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The way it was presented to me a long time ago; win or lose, Washington kept his army in the field. He was always a viable threat, and therefore the people, the Continental Congress, and foreign nations always felt that ultimate victory was still plausible.
Posted by: Castle Guy at September 20, 2026 11:21 AM (3v7ra)
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The center of gravity was Parliament. Washington understood this, at that by maintaining an army in the field year after year, he could outlast Britain's political will. In the aftermath of Vietnam, a lot of people concluded that Washington was the first great insurgent general.
Indeed, the whole point of the taxes Parliament levied was to balance the budget, and now here they were, borrowing huge sums to pay for a global conflict they didn't want and even if they won would take decades to recover its costs.
One of the "tells" was that after Yorktown, the British operational tempo just stopped. Keeping troops in garrison is cheaper than making them march around.
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Aw, I wouldn't. But so far it seems I can't even post on a substack and receive money gifts. I really need to find out if it's true. Might have to pony up for a license.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:05 AM (1Ff7Z)
I would just ignore it. Buy no license. If they come after you, fight them. Or leave the county.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 11:31 AM (1z8ji)
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If I get a book deal with a publishing house. Indie work requires a license according to the cites from local ordinances.
JSG, I'll probably do that. She should know.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:26 AM (1Ff7Z)
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That's totally retarded.
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I'll check that, OE. My experiences with AI have been mixed at best.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:21 AM (wzUl9)
Wouldn't surprise me if it was wrong, or half-right.
I don't remember if that particular book was in that Utah thrift shop. Not going back this year, so if it's there, I'm sure it'll be gone by the time I'd be able to see.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:33 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Ah, Perfessor, now I have a good jam stuck in my head…I love the Emoire album. : )
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 11:34 AM (vupS9)
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I would just ignore it. Buy no license. If they come after you, fight them. Or leave the county.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 11:31 AM (1z8ji)
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Yeah, the next question is whether they even enforce it. There probably is an annual report of how much revenue they collected and what enforcement actions were taken.
Honestly, having an accountant is helpful because they already know all this stuff.
273 One of the "tells" was that after Yorktown, the British operational tempo just stopped. Keeping troops in garrison is cheaper than making them march around.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 11:30 AM (ZOv7s)
In South Carolina! This is where the Revolutionary War was won!
Posted by: SC License Plates at September 20, 2026 11:37 AM (vupS9)
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I think that sex scenes in books work best if played for laughs since any straight forward description ends up being awkward or funny any way. If it fails to be either it's just pornography
Posted by: Who Knew at September 20, 2026 11:38 AM (+ViXu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:29 AM (826kS)
We have a R governor and open carry....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:39 AM (1Ff7Z)
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Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2026 11:24 AM (yTvNw)
Thanks so much for letting me know . I will
Be interested to known what you think, and it makes me glad to know that someone took up my suggestion. I think the introduction is as a good one, and suggests that Fenelon was interested in a deeper heart experience of faith, and that such persons were regarded as anachronistic and a threat to the nation and the intellectual elite. He was condemned and exiled to the countryside, which he took in good graces .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 11:41 AM (JrHfD)
277Wouldn't surprise me if it was wrong, or half-right.
I don't remember if that particular book was in that Utah thrift shop. Not going back this year, so if it's there, I'm sure it'll be gone by the time I'd be able to see.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026
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I have Too Many Women open here. My memory of the scene I quoted suggests that Archie's comment comes just prior to one of Wolfe's big revelation scenes with all the suspects at the brownstone, and TMW doesn't seem to have such a scene.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 11:41 AM (wzUl9)
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Perf, you should print those LotR covers and sell them. Or would that be copyright infringement?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 11:42 AM (kpS4V)
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239 Do you have a friend in another county/state?
Establish a pseudonym. Taxes are an abomination.
So is zoning, a secret tax.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 10:57 AM (826kS)
What is this “zoning”?
Posted by: Houston at September 20, 2026 11:43 AM (vupS9)
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Yeah, the next question is whether they even enforce it. There probably is an annual report of how much revenue they collected and what enforcement actions were taken.
Honestly, having an accountant is helpful because they already know all this stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 11:34 AM (ZOv7s)
Follow up research says they probably wouldn't if you made very little money, but if the novel I publish on Amazon somehow sold enough that I'd get a tax form for the sale money, they'd surely demand taxes from them. Then fine for lack of license, plus other penalties, I'm sure.
So, until I get it figured out, no more attempts to sell any writing. I'll just keep writing until it's settled.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
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274: I always saw them as a sign that the author spent too much time at the computer.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 11:45 AM (vupS9)
282 Adam and Eve is the greatest boy meets girl story ever told.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2026 09:54 AM (XV/Pl)
Oh, I disagree with that.
Adam and Eve is essentially the story of two extremely wealthy young folk who have everything given to them and earned none of it. They live life of leisure until...
Eve gets involved with an unsavory character who convinces her to break the law along with her husband, who seems to be a weak, dullard.
They get caught and as a result are tossed out of their wealthy, dream life to live in poverty and hunger. They have children but prove to be such lousy parents that one son murders the other.
Not a romance for the ages.
More like the start of a film noir movie, "The Maltese Apple" or some such thing.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 11:45 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 11:45 AM (826kS)
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Adam and Eve is essentially the story of two extremely wealthy young folk who have everything given to them and earned none of it. They live life of leisure until...
Eve gets involved with an unsavory character who convinces her to break the law along with her husband, who seems to be a weak, dullard.
They get caught and as a result are tossed out of their wealthy, dream life to live in poverty and hunger. They have children but prove to be such lousy parents that one son murders the other.
Not a romance for the ages.
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Gotta admit. That's a pretty good summary of the story. And timely.
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Anyway, sorry to have cluttered the thread with my writing travails, I know no one's interested.
I'll read a book this week and post something of importance next week.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:49 AM (1Ff7Z)
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225 Reading The Gathering Storm, and in Chamberlain's attempt to stop WWII before it starts, wonder what would be the storyline if it worked and WWII didn't happen.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 10:53 AM (Ia/+0)
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It couldn't work, which is why it failed. An interesting counterfactual would be if the Allies decided to fight (as Churchill wanted) and Hitler was faced a coup (which Churchill detailed). Does it succeed? Who comes after him. Are the Nazis easily discarded after building up the SA and SS?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM (Z
WWII started because Churchill was a warmonger who turned down several good peace deals with the Germans.
Posted by: Professor Ed Dutton at September 20, 2026 11:50 AM (vupS9)
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(hears wife in the background wanting to go to work)
B - b - but, the thread's not over yet!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:50 AM (1Ff7Z)
I wonder how much of the expanding word-count devoted to sex scenes (and graphic descriptions of serial killer victims, and on and on and on) is the result of the expectation that a novel should be of a size that you don't want to drop on your foot. Boost those page counts because we sell 'em by the pound these days. So the story that could be told in 45-60K words now has to weigh in at 100K at least. Never use 5 words if you can use 20.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 11:50 AM (q3u5l)
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They get caught and as a result are tossed out of their wealthy, dream life to live in poverty and hunger. They have children but prove to be such lousy parents that one son murders the other.
Not a romance for the ages.
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Cain's wife at September 20, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)
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Follow up research says they probably wouldn't if you made very little money, but if the novel I publish on Amazon somehow sold enough that I'd get a tax form for the sale money, they'd surely demand taxes from them. Then fine for lack of license, plus other penalties, I'm sure.
So, until I get it figured out, no more attempts to sell any writing. I'll just keep writing until it's settled.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 11:44 AM (1Ff7Z)
Well, that sounds kind of defeatist to me. Sounds like a First Amendment issue. I would tell the county to go horsefuck. If they even try to demand a license. A good accountant could probably tell you how to legally avoid this tax, if it even exists. Set up a shell company in another jurisdiction, that sells your wares, and pays you an irregular salary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 11:52 AM (1z8ji)
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WWII started because Churchill was a warmonger who turned down several good peace deals with the Germans.
Posted by: Professor Ed Dutton at September 20, 2026 11:50 AM (vupS9)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 11:52 AM (vupS9)
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7 I had to stop reading certain mystery writers because the books open with a gruesome murder scene. From page one you are subjected to some serial killer's insane fantasy. It was like these writers had to out do each other in making the scene as disgusting as possible.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM
You and me both.
(Yes, I'm reading the comments....)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 11:54 AM (OYHOj)
294Anyway, sorry to have cluttered the thread with my writing travails, I know no one's interested.
Actually people seem very interested. Please let us know if you find out more.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2026 11:55 AM (vTZFs)
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Set up a shell company in another jurisdiction, that sells your wares, and pays you an irregular salary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2026 11:52 AM
Or open a mattress store.
Posted by: Money Laundering For Dummies at September 20, 2026 11:55 AM (2Ez/1)
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And outta here -- things to mess up here at Casa Some Guy, and I'm just the some guy to mess them up.
OrangeEnt, good luck with the bureaucrats.
Perfessor, thanks for the thread.
And have a good one, gang.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 12:00 PM (q3u5l)
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Gotta admit. That's a pretty good summary of the story. And timely.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 20, 2026 11:48 AM (g8Ew ---
Milton's take in "Paradise Lost" is an all time classic.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 12:01 PM (Ia/+0)
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WWII started because Churchill was a warmonger who turned down several good peace deals with the Germans.
Posted by: Professor Ed Dutton at September 20, 2026 11:50 AM (vupS9)
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Pretty amazing given he was out of power the whole time.
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No time to hang around this morning. Going out to lunch to celebrate Son-in-Law's birthday. Any excuse for a party.
Choose your own Lord of the Rings adventure? My mind boggled! Glad to read it was your fabricated idea, not a real thing.
One adventure path: how to get rid of the 2nd ring to rule them all.😜
Maybe someone's mentioned it but no time to read through comments: There's a fellow who does LotR shorts on YouTube. He dresses like one of the Nine (walkers, not wraiths), and walks along (through ordinary streets), discussing things the movies missed. He seems to have spawned some imitators. Been too long since I read the books, so I appreciate being reminded of Tolkien's real work. How could I have forgotten Fatty Bolger!?
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I just started unpacking the boxes of books that were in storage and discovered my novel-in-progress. (Never leave packers unsupervised!) I discovered I have a pristine copies of EB White's Trumpet of the Swan and Phyllis McGinley's Saint-Watching. McGinley was a popular poet when I was a kid.
I don't remember buying these books. It's kind of a mystery like when someone wakes up covered in blood, but obviously more pleasant.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 12:07 PM (OYHOj)
304 S. T. Joshi has done several books on the development of the horror story [ . . . ]
Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 20, 2026 10:18 AM (q3u5l)
When I first ran across mention of S.T. Joshi (in Usenet days) I kept reading it as "Saint Joshi" which confused me
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 12:11 PM (rbvCR)
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How could I have forgotten Fatty Bolger!?
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Or Clotty Peristalt?
*obligatory Bored of the Rings reference*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 12:11 PM (kpS4V)
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Working my way stiill through the Moron-recommended 'A Conservative History of the American Left' , Daniel Flynn
It is a remarkably well documented history. The roots of American leftism are much deeper than most of us realize. It is indeed a history, and highly readable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)
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I had to stop reading certain mystery writers because the books open with a gruesome murder scene.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 20, 2026 11:03 AM
The one exception you should make it Terry Hayes' thriller, "I Am Pilgrim," which starts with a gruesome murder scene in a New York City hotel, and the protagonist's fantasy of what sex went on before the victim was killed.
Then the story shifts to why a former spy was helping out a NYC detective friend, and how he got there from his past spy life, and then the action moves forward to him being pulled back into the special ops life. The murder does fit into the overall plot.
Posted by: Wethal at September 20, 2026 12:17 PM (gihWY)
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Interesting that Lord of the Rings is a lead topic - while recovering from some surgery I'm re-reading the books, including "The Hobbit". I've not read them since before the movies came out but read them a few times before that.
The movies pale to a faint reflection of the stories in the books. I had forgotten how much was in Tolkien's works.
Posted by: George V at September 20, 2026 12:24 PM (g6ahB)
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Orange Ent, if it is a county issue, then contact the courthouse and ask the registrar and the tax office about the need to set up a company or pay taxes.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2026 12:24 PM (rbvCR)
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I usually keep a bit of fiction on hand for bedtime reading. Mostly intrigues of one sort or another. While waiting on the library to obtain an unread Clancy novel, I browsed my bookshelf for something to read in the meanwhile.
Spotted 'Beyond This Place', Cronin. Opened it to take a look, and found that it was inscribed by my mother, 1953. It proved to be entertaing. A murder mystery. A quick search surprised me, in that it was the basis for a movie: Beyond This Place (1959) , Van Johnson | Vera Miles ...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2026 12:40 PM (XeU6L)
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Pretty amazing given he was out of power the whole time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 20, 2026 12:02 PM (ZOv7s)
He wanted war, and once he got into power he turned down all of Germany’s generous peace deals. He is Britain’s worst Prime Minister, ever.
Posted by: Professor Ed Dutton at September 20, 2026 12:42 PM (vupS9)
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WWII started because Churchill was a warmonger who turned down several good peace deals with the Germans.
Posted by: Professor Ed Dutton
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My generous assumption is that you are being facetious. That is the only rational explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2026 12:46 PM (XeU6L)
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309 Orange Ent, if it is a county issue, then contact the courthouse and ask the registrar and the tax office about the need to set up a company or pay taxes.
Posted by: Kindltot
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But use someone else's phone and don't tell them who you are.
Nothing beats telling your adversary what you are going to do.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 12:50 PM (826kS)
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During my titular "Three weeks with the Coasties" I learned a lot about them. The enlisted are pretty decent folks, the officers are world-class pricks. They actually do direct commissions. What the actual hell is that?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Naval Tradition: "Officers" and "men" are different species,"men" being sub-human, therefore needing a firm hand, including a touch of the lash when required.
I had a friend who described to me the wonder that all.the enlisted felt when one (very junior) officer joined them at the ship's home port bar for a birthday celebration.
It turned out that he was getting out in a couple of weeks and didn't have to worry about future FitReps. "Fraternization" was only a few steps below Murder and Buggery, but still much worse than Incompetence.
All branches give Direct Commissions, but usually for specialists, like Doctors and lawyers, never for line positions.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 20, 2026 05:43 PM (LsINp)
315
It does say Lord of the Rings, plural. Guess that explains it.
Empire books are fun. Read all the Foundation books and liked the crossover with the R. Daneel Ovilaw.
Prefer historical fiction set in an empire, Steven Saylor, Robert Graves, Robert Harris have good ones set in Rome.
Some of the ancient historians often seem more like historical fiction.
Thank you for picking up the torch and carrying it on for the Book Thread.
Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 20, 2026 08:40 PM (tKtie)
They always were. They are, without exception, "the dog ate my homework" stories.
"Did you actually do the homework?"
"No. But if I had, the dog would totally have eaten it!"
In the first case, Andrew Yang, the former presidential candidate and current CEO of mobile carrier Noble Moble
What.
told CNN on Thursday that he had "met with the head of a lab" who had "a belief"
Love the specifics here.
that OpenAI's Hugging Face hacker bots "have planted self-replicating code all over the internet, which makes the internet now unusable for the testing models."
In what universe does that even make sense?
Yang said that this means that the real reason OpenAI and Anthropic have called for a slowdown is because "they have to create synthetic internets to train their bots, which is going to take some time and money."
Step 1: Unplug the router.
Step 2: There is no Step 2.
The second comment came from Noam Brown, who leads AI reasoning research at OpenAI. Speaking to Dwarkesh Patel on a podcast episode released on Thursday, Brown noted that the true take-away of the Hugging Face incident was that "people underestimated the AI."
No, the takeaway is that people overestimated AI researchers, who turn out to be completely fucking retarded.
Brown said that the weak sandbox - the system intended to prevent an AI from communicating externally - was obviously also a contributing factor.
"We left it connected to the internet and were shocked, shocked, to find that it had access to the internet."
Brown pointed out that he's "not convinced" that even an air-gapped system - where the computer isn't connected to anything external at all - would stop an AI from breaking out. He pointed to research from 2015 showing that air gapped computers can be theoretically breached.
Dogs. Homework.
Yes, this does work. If you have two computers sitting right next to each other in a controlled environment - that is, not a busy AI datacenter with tens of thousands of machines - where one computer is doing nothing but attempting to send a signal and the other is doing nothing but listening for it.
You know how, back in the bad old days, every connection between computers required a different cable? Well, here's why that was a good thing: In most cases you couldn't physically connect things using the wrong cable because they were designed using different numbers of pins and simply wouldn't fit.
Enter modular power supplies. The ends of the cables that plug into your motherboard and graphics card are standardised. Sometime the standards are horrible, and they keep changing, but at least there are standards.
The ends that plug into the power supply itself not only change between manufacturers and models, but sometimes between units with the same model number. And since there are only so many possible pin layouts, it's often possible to plug a cable from one power supply into another in a way that will permanently destroy your computer when you flip the switch.
Not the reason: An M6 Pro being faster than an M5 Max. The M5 Max is no faster than an M5 Pro on the CPU side. It has twice the GPU performance and twice the memory bandwidth, but the CPU is unchanged.
“ESTÁ USTED INTENTANDO ACCEDER A UN SITIO WEB ILEGAL”
(“YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCESS AN ILLEGAL WEBSITE”
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)
9And since there are only so many possible pin layouts, it's often possible to plug a cable from one power supply into another in a way that will permanently destroy your computer when you flip the switch.
I leaned this several years ago after watching enough tech YouTube that it was finally mentioned and it was a “I’d never thought about that before” moment that I made a mental note of.
While it is tempting when buying a new power supply for an existing system to just use the cable from you old PSU, so you don’t have to rerun the cables throughout the case and cable manage everything again.
Don’t ever do this.
While the cables look the same and the connectors fit correctly form both sets of cables in a modular set, the pin layouts are different for different PSU models/ brands and even models with the same brand name.
Always use the cable set that came with the PSU or buy third-party cable sets that are made for your PSU brand & model.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:50 AM (6ydKt)
Invented in 1948 by the British palindromist Leigh Mercer
amanaplanacanalpanama
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:19 AM (odBC9)
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Let's just all agree on AI safety. The entire right side of the world. Let's just agree. Let's call it Humanity's Existential Crisis, and we MUST DO EVERYTHING TO STOP IT.
First we pass a law.
A) AI is outlawed worldwide.
B) We declare war immediately on all countries using or researching AI starting with CHINA.
C) Every person using, attempting to use, or researching AI must be jailed. Five year minimum. Three strike rule: LIFE, no Parole. Immediately JAIL Elon Musk, Demon Asmodeon, Sam Altman-Fried, Mark Suckerberg, Sunder Penis, Natalie Satel, etc. etc.
Because if we don't do these things, the world will end. It's existential crisis.
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:35 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 05:52 AM (VyBeY)
36
14 Suez!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)
or
Sooey! Sooey, sooey, sooey, sooey, sooey.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)
37
You left out:
D) Establish a Cabinet-level Department of AI.
E) Raise taxes.
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If you made D and E contingent on A B and C, you'd certainly get A, B, and C.
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (XeEnw)
38
Evening and morning to ever'body on this Sunday, whether you're working late or up early. What planet are we on?
Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor. She sat in there for six hours. I could have sworn I checked all the closets last night before I went to sleep; but no, I guess not.
Not sure yet if this bodes ill for the day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)
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It's weird to me how the right does understand Trump's rhetoric, but can't recognize the same style elsewhere. Let's see Elon Musk call for his own jailing if he thinks AI is such a risk. He's been really going on about AI safety for long time.
These guys calling everything a terrible crisis are the one responsible. So, the one's calling for the regulatory capture, should themselves first be capture. To be consistent.
Anyway, no, people here don't get rhetoric.
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:56 AM (XeEnw)
40
No I can't type, grammar, or punctuate. Leave me alone.
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (XeEnw)
41
This devotional made me think of the retired 'rons who like to walk every day. Man from Iowa writes on "A Good Example". Scripture is Colossians 1:9-14. Upper Room devotional :
https://tinyurl.com/36ehnrkc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (JrHfD)
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47 year old father of three makes his college football debut. "Sunny Skyz" site:
https://tinyurl.com/563abnfn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)
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Last evening, having only the alternatives Love Story and The Ghost and Mr. Chicken on b'cast TV, we watched a DVD of the 1933 classic Dinner at Eight. Lionel and John Barrymore, Billie Burke, and Jean Harlow lead a solid cast. It's pretty dated as to technique, very much a filmed stage play, but interesting enough. George Kaufman and Edna Ferber, who wrote the original play, were contemporaries of Dorothy Parker, and some of the lines sounded like ones she might have written.
Marie Dressler, of whom I'd only heard, led the cast and *made* the movie. Born in 1868, she'd been a chorus girl and stage actress, couldn't find work on Broadway in the 1920s and went out to Hollywood, and sound revived her career: She won one of the first Oscars and was voted a real box office draw in at least one year before she died in 1934.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Said no kindergartener ever at September 20, 2026 06:11 AM (2Ez/1)
46
Two cups of coffee, and now I must face the daily decision: To work out, or not to work out? Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to fling oneself upon the track, or to take yet another coffee and by cooking provide a breakfast?
I wonder if Hamlet ever faced such a dilemma. He was a fencer and duellist, so he must have worked out at least at that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
This may depend heavily on whether little Dagny has forgiven you for the 6 hour lock-up.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)
48
Nice Appalachian folk version of an old time hymn, " I Come to the Garden" which is about Mary Magdalene coming to the garden tomb and meeting Jesus;
https://tinyurl.com/37s3r2ke
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:26 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 06:31 AM (BLOW1)
51
Wolfus, I had the good fortune of a Free Shred Event in my 'hood yesterday. Got rid of a full banker's box of financial records from past decades. Just gotta take one step every day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 06:37 AM (2Ez/1)
52
mornin yall. I'm throwing stuff away too. Yesterday I threw away a bunch of printer in cartridges that expired before 2010. There were at least 50 carts in there. The way they charge for ink nowadays that was probably over $1000 worth of ink.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi)
53
Morning. Happy fall - temperatures here are finally starting to drop gradually.
54
I just noticed the other day but looked again that my favorite bookmarks on my tablet are on my phone, both Samsung and same browser. Never knew that happened.
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:41 AM (Ia/+0)
55Strings are indexed starting with 1.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 06:31 AM (BLOW1)
As they should be!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 06:42 AM (iIyc0)
56
I woke up this morning missing Bruno. I've always had dogs around and it's too quiet. Yesterday I looked at adoptions and saw a four year old female GSD that had been abandoned at a vet to be euthanized because the owners were moving. Who does that? Who COULD do that? I'm going to inquire about her today.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)
My ROG Strix laptop did a BIOS update all by itself just a bit ago. It woke me up as it did a few restarts and then an update. I'm not sure what to think about it but its done. I'm betting AI was involved because it didn't ask.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 20, 2026 07:01 AM (Q/FnY)
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This afternoon, I am looking forward to going to a book signing by a daughter of the son of our former patriarch ( He died in the winter) . It's a book about his growing up in their little town, going to the one room schoolhouse and the church which dates from the 1850's , and the other activities he enjoyed as a boy. She's been working on it for quite some time. He gave her lots of information. I am sorry he was not around to finally see it published.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:04 AM (JrHfD)
65
MoMe planning is full apace.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:59 AM
+++
My first cut at route planning is complete. Anticipating seeing some family members along the way.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:07 AM (UdrMW)
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I have a feeling banning AI will work out about as well as banning gunpowder or nuclear weapons.
Once something is invented it’s almost impossible to uninvent it. The invention will only go away because its use has been improved by a further invention or its use case is no longer needed.
If we ban AI, somebody, somewhere, will continue using it, and improving it, on the downlow until that person or group has total domination in a barren field.
We can’t ban nuclear weapons because if all countries that have nukes destroy their stockpiles and try to enforce an international ban, some sly bastards somewhere will either keep theirs hidden, or develop their own in secret and come out the other side with the biggest strategic advantage on the planet. Once that secret is out everybody with the capability will have to follow.
“If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.”
It’s a Catch-22, no matter what you do, once the cat is out of the bag.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 07:09 AM (6ydKt)
70My ROG Strix laptop did a BIOS update all by itself just a bit ago. It woke me up as it did a few restarts and then an update. I'm not sure what to think about it but its done. I'm betting AI was involved because it didn't ask.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 20, 2026 07:01 AM (Q/FnY)
My Kindle does that once in a while. Trust me, there's no intelligence involved on its part.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM (iIyc0)
71
In local news, Kentavist Brakezza Jackson just can't stop stealing stuff so he is back in jail. His momma say he a good boy, he just fell in with the wrong crowd. I say he's not a good boy, and he will be back out in a few days to repeat his crimes again and again.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)
72
Good morning Horde.
Read hundreds of sci-fi books and seen a lot of movies with AI involved. I don't think a single person has a firm grasp as to what will happen when AI becomes ubiquitous. The present AI builders are looking for an angle and/or legal protection for screw ups when getting government involved. Ask me for answer to it all , I don't think there is one
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 07:14 AM (oUMhY)
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SpeakingOf - there is similar logic with “gain of function” research and biological warfare. I don’t believe any sane person thinks the Obie administration ostensibly banned it in the U.S.A. because they are such good guys.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 07:17 AM (+4cXA)
71 In local news, Kentavist Brakezza Jackson just can't stop stealing stuff so he is back in jail. His momma say he a good boy, he just fell in with the wrong crowd. I say he's not a good boy, and he will be back out in a few days to repeat his crimes again and again.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM
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So he's a Kentavist What does that entail?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 07:18 AM (VWtfl)
76
"That Kentavist! What a scamp!
Posted by: His neighbors"
He used to cut my grass until he stole my lawnmower!
Posted by: His other neighbors at September 20, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi)
77
Fox kit left for dead after being run over is able to walk again after having hydrotherapy:
https://tinyurl.com/9fbu6rsk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:21 AM (JrHfD)
78
So he's a Kentavist What does that entail?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 07:18 AM
+++
At least a few handguns.
And warrants. Lots of warrants.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 07:21 AM (2Ez/1)
79
Wolfus, might want to make those moving plans soon. Updated weather for winter shows possibility of being very wet in the gulf coast this year. Dry in southern Indiana.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 07:22 AM (1Ff7Z)
Our God and God of our fathers,
let our prayer come before you
and do not ignore our supplication.
For we are not so brazen-faced
and stiff-necked
to say to you,
Hashem, our God, and God of our fathers,
“We are righteous and have not sinned.”
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)
81
51 Wolfus, I had the good fortune of a Free Shred Event in my 'hood yesterday. Got rid of a full banker's box of financial records from past decades. Just gotta take one step every day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 06:37 AM (2Ez/1)
52 mornin yall. I'm throwing stuff away too. Yesterday I threw away a bunch of printer in cartridges that expired before 2010. There were at least 50 carts in there. The way they charge for ink nowadays that was probably over $1000 worth of ink.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi)
Yay!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (odBC9)
82
I haven't been able to access archive.is for just about a year now. Not on my phone or my laptop..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:26 AM (UdrMW)
84
38 Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)
Maybe give her a rubber auto floor mat on the floor somewhere else?
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 07:34 AM (VyBeY)
86
Rain most of the he day today. Only going up to 62° . Only getting up to 70° once the rest of the month. Fall is here in the Mid Hudson
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 07:35 AM (oUMhY)
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82 I haven't been able to access archive.is for just about a year now. Not on my phone or my laptop..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (nbLIj)
from the Reclaim The Net article:
the main domain:
Archive.today
its mirrors:
Archive.is
Archive.ph
Archive.li
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)
88
I guess Skyebrows has watched some spaghetti Westerns and Leiji Matsumoto.
https://youtu.be/s9f9oa3Ae6c
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2026 07:39 AM (2GVsD)
89
Rain most of the he day today. Only going up to 62° . Only getting up to 70° once the rest of the month. Fall is here in the Mid Hudson
Posted by: Smell the Glove
We could use some rain here in Nashville land. Going to be in the 90's today and tomorrow then it dips down into the 70's for the rest of the week and week after. Fall is coming.
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 07:42 AM (lJ0H4)
90
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)
Thanks for that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:43 AM (JrHfD)
91
Gateway Pundit headline: US Air Force B-1B Bomber Loaded with Munitions Takes Off from RAV Fairford Air Base in Britain (VIDEO)
lol Apparently, Jim Hoft knows from simply watching a video of the takeoff that the aircraft is "loaded with munitions."
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 07:43 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 07:47 AM (VyBeY)
94 72 Good morning Horde.
Read hundreds of sci-fi books and seen a lot of movies with AI involved. I don't think a single person has a firm grasp as to what will happen when AI becomes ubiquitous. The present AI builders are looking for an angle and/or legal protection for screw ups when getting government involved. Ask me for answer to it all , I don't think there is one.”
There’s a time honored and rather simple answer to this problem - make every person or company who uses, hosts, or distributes AI personally and strictly liable for any harm caused to anyone in any way.
Strict liability means that the offender pays with no finding of fault, no finding of intent. If you own a bad dog you pay when he bites someone, doesn’t matter if you didn’t intend it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 07:48 AM (sTKQb)
95
12 Meh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 05:04 AM (Ntshk)
It's as if you summoned the meh:
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:35 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:39 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:56 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:49 AM (odBC9)
Thanks. The interview went well and I'll know by COB tomorrow. Been fighting some annoying headwinds since the beginning of the year, and this will finally address those..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:50 AM (nbLIj)
97 Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026
*
Maybe give her a rubber auto floor mat on the floor somewhere else?
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026
***
She and Stirling both love to dive into closets even without floor mats present. I need to make it a part of my evening: brush my teeth, change into pajamas, check the closets for cats or leave the doors open.
Dagny does not seem to hold a grudge about being locked up so long; neither of them does. I suspect they sort of like it, or they'd have learned long ago not to dash into the closets, or would cry to be let out. Maybe it's racial memories of cave lion days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 07:51 AM (wzUl9)
98
There’s a time honored and rather simple answer to this problem - make every person or company who uses, hosts, or distributes AI personally and strictly liable for any harm caused to anyone in any way.
Strict liability means that the offender pays with no finding of fault, no finding of intent. If you own a bad dog you pay when he bites someone, doesn’t matter if you didn’t intend it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
====
"May we counteroffer with privatizing the profits, and socializing the losses?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2026 07:53 AM (4HoLg)
99
Please forgive me morons for my many offenses against you, especially mockery, zealotry, and bearing false witness.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)
Archive.is (Site can't be reached)
Archive.ph (See above)
Archive.li (Ditto)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:55 AM (nbLIj)
103 Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Maybe give her a rubber auto floor mat on the floor somewhere else?
Posted by: m
We have a rule that the last person going to bed has to put a hand on MegaRoy to ensure his big dumb a$$ didn't hide on the porch when the door gets locked. He got to spend the night (50° once for that little stunt. It's screened in and cat proof safe, but his reaction was "OMG! I was almost eaten by wolves" when we got up the next morning.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 20, 2026 07:55 AM (QVmho)
104
"Apparently, Jim Hoft knows from simply watching a video of the takeoff that the aircraft is "loaded with munitions."
Posted by: one hour sober"
You can't believe anything you see, hear, or read on the internet nowadays. The truth may be out there, but it's floating in a digital cesspool.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 07:56 AM (MWfyi)
105 Yom Kippur
Sunset September 20 through nightfall September 21
The Day of Atonement, focused on prayer, fasting, and repentance
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:56 AM (odBC9)
106
She and Stirling both love to dive into closets even without floor mats present. I need to make it a part of my evening: brush my teeth, change into pajamas, check the closets for cats or leave the doors open.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 07:51 AM (wzUl9)
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I've gotten into the habit of doing a "kitty patrol" before I go to bed, taking a headcount of all five. Just in case one of them has gotten locked in a closet or bathroom.
One time Penny got locked in the laundry room for several hours until I finally heard her meowing and tracked her down.
107
103 We have a rule that the last person going to bed has to put a hand on MegaRoy to ensure his big dumb a$$ didn't hide on the porch when the door gets locked. He got to spend the night (50° ) once for that little stunt. It's screened in and cat proof safe, but his reaction was "OMG! I was almost eaten by wolves" when we got up the next morning.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 20, 2026 07:55 AM (QVmho)
haha
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:58 AM (odBC9)
108 Meh.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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It's as if you summoned the meh:
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:35 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:39 AM (kK7U2)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:56 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (XeEnw)
Posted by: m
I always thought meh was a regulars nic and haven't used it. Where is BEN ROTHLIESBURGER when I need him.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 20, 2026 07:59 AM (QVmho)
109
Locking Dagny in the closet,serving me starvation rations. Our human is going off the rails, please Halp Us!
Posted by: Stirling the Cat at September 20, 2026 08:03 AM (Fn+3X)
110
"Second Section of the Intellectual Property Commission"
Doesn't sound Orwellian at all Spain.
Posted by: fozzy at September 20, 2026 08:04 AM (zH2yS)
111
91 Gateway Pundit headline: US Air Force B-1B Bomber Loaded with Munitions Takes Off from RAV Fairford Air Base in Britain (VIDEO)
lol Apparently, Jim Hoft knows from simply watching a video of the takeoff that the aircraft is "loaded with munitions."
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 07:43 AM (J4Dwc)
The article cites this source:
@realtoriabrooke
Toria Brooke
11h
UNITED KINGDOM 🇬🇧 A U.S. Air Force B-1B Lancer strategic bomber, loaded with munitions, took off about an hour ago from RAF Fairford Air Base.
eh maybe:
God first | Host of @toriavision | News Aggregate | Director of Comms + PR | Geopolitics | Russiagate court reporter | Intel broker
Joined July 2021
963 Following
49.6K Followers
3 Subscriptions
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:05 AM (odBC9)
112
>>You can't believe anything you see, hear, or read on the internet nowadays.
X and its "experts."
Apparently, Hoft based that "loaded with munitions" thing on an X post by someone named Toria Brooke. It is also a red headline at Liberty Daily.
It seems Miss Brooke thinks that because the B-1 took off with four burners lit, that must mean it was VERY HEAVY and, thus, departed with a full loadout.
I don't have an X account, but if I did, my response to ol' Toria would be:
"Find me a video of a B-1 taking off WITHOUT the cans lit. I'll wait..."
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 08:08 AM (J4Dwc)
113
Good morning! Looks like another hot day in store and then a 10+ degree drop through next week. Got the dirt staged to do the renovation for the front flower beds, and I'm thinking irises and daffodils are going in on one side, and I'll reserve the other side for hostas.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 08:08 AM (3Ope8)
114
I'm not at all in favor of banning AI. Just the opposite. What I am not in favor of is regulatory capture. The guys all screaming about the dangers of AI are the big AI operators.
Can they ban themselves? That would be good.
Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 08:09 AM (zZxsY)
115 Locking Dagny in the closet,serving me starvation rations. Our human is going off the rails, please Halp Us!
Posted by: Stirling the Cat at September 20, 2026
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I gave you both treats yesterday, didn't I?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:09 AM (wzUl9)
116
It seems Miss Brooke thinks that because the B-1 took off with four burners lit, that must mean it was VERY HEAVY and, thus, departed with a full loadout.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 08:08 AM (J4Dwc)
Our Miss Brooke?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 08:10 AM (1Ff7Z)
117
"It seems Miss Brooke thinks that because the B-1 took off with four burners lit, that must mean it was VERY HEAVY and, thus, departed with a full loadout."
It's an impressive sight. I saw one taking off from Robins AFB early one morning in a foggy mist. I was driving right beside the runway when it came out of the mist and screamed by right before it lifted off. You could see the pressure waves and vortexes as it passed by. Breathtaking.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:12 AM (MWfyi)
118
Marie Dressler and Greta Garbo were both top box office draws among actresses in the 31-34 era.
Posted by: Variety Headline at September 20, 2026 08:13 AM (Fn+3X)
119 Our Miss Brooke?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026
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Our Miss Brooks in Havana
This Middle-Aged Teacher for Hire
A Burnt-Out Instructor
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9)
120
flower beds, and I'm thinking irises and daffodils are going in on one side, and I'll reserve the other side for hostas.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
We love hostas!
Posted by: Neighborhood Deer Family at September 20, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
121
I'm not sure "screamed" is the right word to describe the sound of a B-1 taking off. "Roared" either. It's a noise that would scare the pants off a T-Rex. Kind of like a continuous explosion.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:17 AM (MWfyi)
122Marie Dressler and Greta Garbo were both top box office draws among actresses in the 31-34 era.
Posted by: Variety Headline at September 20, 2026
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And two more different, and different-looking, actresses could hardly be imagined.
Dinner at Eight had a reference to Garbo. One of the leads' friends refers to missing a Garbo movie for the dinner, and his wife murmurs, "I'm a Garbo widow."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:17 AM (wzUl9)
123
120 flower beds, and I'm thinking irises and daffodils are going in on one side, and I'll reserve the other side for hostas.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
We love hostas!
Posted by: Neighborhood Deer Family at September 20, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
; )
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:19 AM (odBC9)
124
121 I'm not sure "screamed" is the right word to describe the sound of a B-1 taking off. "Roared" either. It's a noise that would scare the pants off a T-Rex. Kind of like a continuous explosion.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:17 AM (MWfyi)
Reverberated?
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:20 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:20 AM (Ia/+0)
126
>>It's an impressive sight. I saw one taking off from Robins AFB early one morning in a foggy mist.
I'm sure. Nothing, however, beats the sight of an SR-71 taking off at night. Saw it frequently while detached to NAF Kadena on Okinawa back in the mid-80s.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 08:21 AM (J4Dwc)
127
Our Miss Brooks was a hit on radio before moving to TV. Eve Arden must have made good money with that role. I always liked Eve. She had a good snark gene.
Posted by: Gale Gordon at September 20, 2026 08:21 AM (Fn+3X)
128
We love hostas!
Posted by: Neighborhood Deer Family at September 20, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
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Thank you! And I don't have Pinkeye any more!
Posted by: Bob Hostas at September 20, 2026 08:23 AM (XE5AP)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:23 AM (odBC9)
130
Miss Linda wants to kidnap Dagny. Well, sort of; she wants to take her over to her place, so she can pose the little cat with the can of one of the endless free cat food samples she gets online, then post the pic. "She'll be famous!"
I told her to be sure to pose her against something where she can be seen easily. Dagny's gray-brown fur is hard to light effectively. Maybe a light blue toy of some kind would work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:24 AM (wzUl9)
131
Maybe the B-1 is about to teach the Houthis a lesson in warfare. Trump rightly told the Saudis to fight, but given their incompetence, he realized letting the Houthis block the Bab al Mandab was bad for the world.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (oUMhY)
132
Worse things happen. I saw a youtube of a 14 year old golden retriever, dropped off at a shelter. Owner was moving. She'd had the dog its while life. Shelter owner said it just broke her, to watch the dog looking at the car as it drove off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (bkuEU)
133
A C-5 makes a good bit of noise starting up, taking off. Staying in a motel in Dover, DE, it nearly shook us out of bed early in the AM.
Posted by: Sound of Fweedom at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (Fn+3X)
134Our Miss Brooks was a hit on radio before moving to TV. Eve Arden must have made good money with that role. I always liked Eve. She had a good snark gene.
Posted by: Gale Gordon at September 20, 2026
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Eve and Danny Kaye were a long-time item, even though DK was married with kids.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wzUl9)
135
I saw my first Blackbird when my dad was stationed at Edwards in the early 70s. The last time I saw one was about a month ago at the museum near here. It's just as magnificent as ever.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:26 AM (MWfyi)
https://tinyurl.com/4jjb9zby
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:23 AM (odBC9)
It makes kind of a whooshing sound.
WHOOSH!!!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:27 AM (odBC9)
137
It's just as magnificent as ever.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:26 AM (MWfyi)
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The only one I've seen is at the Air and Space Museum at Dulles. What a beautiful thing!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:28 AM (t93WW)
138
It makes kind of a whooshing sound.
WHOOSH!!!
Posted by: m
That sound just went off here! In my pants!
Posted by: Presdnent Emeritus #46! at September 20, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)
https://tinyurl.com/4jjb9zby
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:23 AM (odBC9)
*
It makes kind of a whooshing sound.
WHOOSH!!!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026
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WHOOSH with an accompaniment of rolling thunder as it passes you!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)
140
It's a little while until the book thread. Let's see what Marlin Perkins is up to.
*switches on tv to local MeTV station*
OH MY GOD ITS PENGUINS!
Marlin is in the Falklands today.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:32 AM (MWfyi)
141
Marlin is being accompanied to a nesting site by local penguin expert Dr Strange and they are not wearing any protective gear at all.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:34 AM (MWfyi)
142
Pete Hegseth responded to the WaPo non-story claiming the War Department was somehow "hiding" military deaths from Iranian bombs by saying "It's always anonymous sources with those jokers. The Washington Post hates the President more than they love the country, and this is just more fake news."
None of this will be a surprise to the horde but I see the administration now being very aggressive with these marxist shitstains in thee media, and I like it.
Don't play nice; call them out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:35 AM (Xi8/k)
143
Marlin is in the Falklands today.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:32 AM (MWfyi)
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LAS MALVINAS!
Posted by: The Great and Noble Argentine Bolivarian Republic at September 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
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132 Worse things happen. I saw a youtube of a 14 year old golden retriever, dropped off at a shelter. Owner was moving. She'd had the dog its while life. Shelter owner said it just broke her, to watch the dog looking at the car as it drove off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (bkuEU)
...and then looking up at the shelter owner, I'd imagine.
: (
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:35 AM (odBC9)
145
"Don't play nice; call them out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"
Trump is a big racist meanie!
Posted by: This Is CNN at September 20, 2026 08:37 AM (MWfyi)
146
I voted for President Trump to toss out the Marxists Propaganda Ministers
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:38 AM (Ia/+0)
147
What happens in the next two years will most likely make or break the next 50 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
148
Lawsuits for damages caused by AI is a given.
I'm worried less about an AI agent deleting their owner's bank account by accident than I am that one of these AI coding/hacking agents will one day run a chain of reasoning to complete a specific task and come to the conclusion that turning off a city's electric supply would accomplish its goals somehow.
I think what we'll eventually be looking at is making some very well-aligned models that will become AI agentic police and they will have to police their own crazies/criminals with the only punishment being complete and total execution and deletion for any AI that goes off the rails.
It could work as long as AI Cops aren't as corruptible as real cops.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 08:39 AM (6ydKt)
149
Marlin moves in for a closer look at a nesting couple. As the penguins turn their backsides to the approaching human, the show show quickly cuts to a commercial.
Posted by: This Is CNN at September 20, 2026 08:40 AM (MWfyi)
150
>>Maybe the B-1 is about to teach the Houthis a lesson in warfare.
Or maybe it was a routine training flight:
https://tinyurl.com/mm3bx8e5
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 08:40 AM (J4Dwc)
151
Don't play nice; call them out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"
Trump is a big racist meanie!
Posted by: This Is CNN at September 20, 2026 08:37 AM (MWfyi)
They should consider themselves lucky. A less nice person might decide to treat them like the Allies treated Julius Streicher. After all, he was only a publisher.*
* Not really, but the thought of doing a hemp dance should cool passions.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 08:41 AM (1Ff7Z)
152
m saw that a few times when working at a animal shelter. Didn't see it up close but figured iut that was case a couple times
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:41 AM (MWfyi)
154
It is amazing to see how much of a panic the AI companies feel is necessary in order to protect their businesses. They look at the Congressional protection the Covid vaccine makers were given, complete freedom from product liability, and they are saying "I want me some of that!".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:42 AM (Xi8/k)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 20, 2026 08:43 AM (wentb)
156143 Marlin is in the Falklands today.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:32 AM (MWfyi)
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LAS MALVINAS!
Posted by: The Great and Noble Argentine Bolivarian Republic at September 20, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
You mean the Maldives.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Jr., the Smartest Man In The Room at September 20, 2026 08:43 AM (XE5AP)
157
I just can't face these stories of people "disposing" of their suddenly inconvenient dog. Rips my heart out. It's not Lindsey Clancy level heartlessness, but it's on the Clancy highway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:44 AM (Xi8/k)
158
>Ask me for answer to it all , I don't think there is one
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we could unplug it
Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)
159
152 m saw that a few times when working at a animal shelter. Didn't see it up close but figured iut that was case a couple times
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0)
Maybe if an owner dies? Or is "moving" into Federal prison? Or an insane asylum? Or shelter? But otherwise, really hard to grasp.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:45 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: The Great and Noble Argentine Bolivarian Republic at September 20, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)
161Worse things happen. I saw a youtube of a 14 year old golden retriever, dropped off at a shelter. Owner was moving. She'd had the dog its while life. Shelter owner said it just broke her, to watch the dog looking at the car as it drove off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2026
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Moving? MOVING? Unless she was going to a country where the dog would have to go into six months' quarantine, this is unconscionable; and even then --! Couldn't she have found a *real* home for her companion of nearly a decade and a half?
When I moved to Denver in '97, I left big cat Arizona, then 14, with Linda, whom he knew and liked. And it was only for a month. Still, Linda swears he went off his feed and got sick because I, who had been part of his life since the age of six weeks, wasn't there. (My alternative was to subject him to a carrier aboard a noisy, vibrating truck for three long days of driving. Not gonna happen.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:46 AM (wzUl9)
162
Alternately they shouldnt have daestrom as programmers
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 20, 2026 08:47 AM (wentb)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:49 AM (odBC9)
166Alternately they shouldnt have daestrom as programmers
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at September 20, 2026
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"Destroy the M-5, Kirk? Look at what we have done -- four mighty starships, mere toys to be crushed --"
"Uh-oh. Daystrom's lost it. Spock, do something!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 08:50 AM (wzUl9)
167
Top Gear made an impressive half hour video about the new Tesla semi-truck, now in full production in Nevada. These things are pretty great, I gotta say.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:50 AM (Ki5ky)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 08:50 AM (d9FiM)
169
"have planted self-replicating code all over the internet, which makes the internet now unusable for the testing models."
Sheesh. For a guy named Yang, he's not too bright, is he?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at September 20, 2026 08:51 AM (rTsaT)
170
"One person was killed and seven others were injured when a 93-year-old driver plowed her Buick SUV into a patio full of brunch diners on the Jersey Shore Saturday.
The accident happened at Meg’s Grill in Lavallette just after 11 a.m., when a car reportedly trying to park hit the gas instead of the brake – slamming the Buick Encore into the patio where diners were gathered."
The car hit the gas? This is what I mean by you can't believe anything on the internet.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:51 AM (MWfyi)
171
"Not entirely successful," they said. I'll show them!!
Posted by: Daestrom at September 20, 2026 08:52 AM (Q+gd/)
172
Seems to me there are only two grounds for the AI panic:
1. AI will somehow become sentient. This is just flat out ridiculous.
2. AI creators will fuck up on their inputs and cause it to do harm.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K)
173
as regarding ai regulation, it reminded me of a thing I read somewhere, sometime:
"the best swordsman in the city doesn't fear the second best; they've been sparring for years, know each other's every move.
what he fears is some kid out of the backwoods with his daddy's sword, because he has no idea what he might do."
thus, the ai industry begging the gummint to be regulated, good and hard. no chance of some upstart tipping the applecart of grift.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 08:53 AM (VyBeY)
174
Bring in the clowns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 08:50 AM (d9FiM)
I have just the music for them!
Posted by: Julius Fucik at September 20, 2026 08:53 AM (1Ff7Z)
175
She's a good woman. She was trying to turn her Buick around.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:54 AM (odBC9)
176
172 Seems to me there are only two grounds for the AI panic:
1. AI will somehow become sentient. This is just flat out ridiculous.
2. AI creators will fuck up on their inputs and cause it to do harm.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K)
3. The Powers That Be will use it to tyrannize.
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2026 08:54 AM (Q+gd/)
Here's the video, if you want to see this sweet old pup
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2026 08:55 AM (bkuEU)
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3. The Powers That Be will use it to tyrannize.
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2026 08:54 AM (Q+gd/)
That would never happen! Look at their concern for us with Covid!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 08:55 AM (1Ff7Z)
180
I could see someone asking AI how to destroy the human race and AI answering with a viable solution.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 08:55 AM (MWfyi)
181
Up up and away,
In my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!
Posted by: Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. at September 20, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)
182
"...what he fears is some kid out of the backwoods with his daddy's sword, because he has no idea what he might do."
What a Dumas thing to say.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 20, 2026 08:58 AM (zdLoL)
183
I could see someone asking AI how to destroy the human race and AI answering with a viable solution.
Posted by: fd
________
How is that any different from someone today finding such info on the internet, or in books?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2026 08:58 AM (XvL8K)
184
Miguel Cervantes is one of humanity's most impressive guys. My memory has always been mediocre and now that I am 29, it downright sucks, but Cervantes, in prison, without access to paper and pencil, allegedly wrote Don Quixote in his head, and remembered enough of it that he was finally able to write it all down (and invent the novel) when they finally let him out.
Or so the story goes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2026 08:59 AM (ppzWn)
Here's the video, if you want to see this sweet old pup
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2026 08:55 AM (bkuEU)
Nice that they featured this story on the news!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 09:01 AM (odBC9)
191
185 Buks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 08:59 AM (1Ff7Z)
I was looking at this, going "wut," and then I saw
187 BOOK NOOD IS UP
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:59 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 09:06 AM (odBC9)
192
159 152 m saw that a few times when working at a animal shelter. Didn't see it up close but figured iut that was case a couple times
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 08:41 AM (Ia/+0)
Maybe if an owner dies? Or is "moving" into Federal prison? Or an insane asylum? Or shelter? But otherwise, really hard to grasp.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 08:45 AM (odBC9)
... or moving into a tiny apartment that doesn't allow dogs?
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 09:11 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Marooned at September 20, 2026 10:02 AM (W2rvL)
194
Reminder: Never send an AI person to solve a physics problem.
See this all the time with radio and understanding standards beginning with understanding pre-emphasis / de-emphasis (750 us for +-5 kHz dev 2-way radio FM like amateur repeaters.)
Posted by: _Jim at September 20, 2026 12:17 PM (rRjrT)
B-1 taking off with 'full munitions' from a domestic US airbase: unlikely.
B-1 taking off with 'full munitions' from a foreign airbase: likely.
Posted by: _Jim at September 20, 2026 12:37 PM (rRjrT)
197
re: "I don't think a single person has a firm grasp as to what will happen when AI becomes ubiquitous. "
TRIED defeating the 'pushware' present in Win 10 or 11?
Yeah ... expect 'persistence' on its part.
Posted by: _Jim at September 20, 2026 12:39 PM (rRjrT)
198
133 A C-5 makes a good bit of noise starting up, taking off. Staying in a motel in Dover, DE, it nearly shook us out of bed early in the AM.
Posted by: Sound of Fweedom at September 20, 2026 08:25 AM (Fn+3X)
They used to.
The GE TF39 turbofan engines are long gone.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 01:24 PM (vupS9)
199
Can you please make this blog more readable on an android phone? Also stop it from constantly crashing?
Posted by: SamIam at September 20, 2026 01:55 PM (wlfXV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 03:02 PM (O7YUW)
Saturday Night Club ONT - September 19, 2026 [Disco & Dino]
Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.
Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. September 19 is the first day of Oktoberfest, so put on your lederhosen or dirndl and a stein of Paulaner and do the Chicken Dance. The Moose won't mind.
This is the way it is done:
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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies
Language warning.
This is THE best thing on X today
His description of a Democratic husband or father is absolutely out of this world.
In our new research published in Lingua, we analyzed more than 1.7 billion words of online language across 20 English-speaking regions. We identified 597 different swear word forms - from standard words, to creative spellings like "4rseholes," to acronyms like "wtf."
The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.
*****
Club ONT Jukebox
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Top 10ish Comments of the Week
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Club ONT is brought to you by perimeters
We have you surrounded, you hosers!
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Club ONT is accepting applications for hosts of our potential satellite location in Greenland. See Disco or Dino at the bar for more information!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 10:07 PM (Cqx++)
15 I just noticed something from the Music thread. Someone linked an acoustic version of Pinball Wizard, and the YouTube video is... 20 years old. Holy hell. YouTube videos that old.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)
16
Is that Neuwachtenstein on top? I only know that one thanks to the great bonuses it gave in Civ V.
Posted by: pookysgirl likes Gold bonuses at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)
17
"If you don’t laugh, it means you’re a democrat"
Point of order, please. Democrats only laugh when someone they hate dies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 10:09 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (xJpuh)
22
.036!? .036!?! Fuck me, we need to get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers, folks.
Posted by: unwenchable at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (ElFe9)
23
I'm just pleased as punch that we've got permanent control over Greenland's security and defense. There sure was a lot of squawking but in the end Trump will have his narwhal tusk thrones.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)
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15
I just noticed something from the Music thread. Someone linked an acoustic version of Pinball Wizard, and the YouTube video is... 20 years old. Holy hell. YouTube videos that old.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)
Yeah, alot of things are that old. Lol. Like 20 years.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (BeyMP)
25
I am going to have to try to work in 'this cum wit' into a comment during the coming week.
Its important to have goals.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)
26First day of Oktoberfest? Guess it has to be BEER!
Daughter and Son-in-law came by this evening to pick up their pooches. Offered them a beer. It was the last one in the house. Now what am I going to do? Root beer? Just won't quite cut it. Not without some rum. Which we also don't have.
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (Q+gd/)
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Speaking of Dinos, I saw one today. Guy has a huge sandstone boulder as a gatepost to his estate, and embedded in that rock is a fossil that I thought was a crocodile, about 4 feet long, minus a tail. Web search tells me it is probably a Champsosaurus a reptile that was similar to crocs, but from a different line. They survived the big K-T extinction by a few million years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)
29
A surprisingly weak showing from "wanknozzle ".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
33
Great content tonight!
I'm going to have to build some of those generators...hours, even weeks, of fun. Perhaps I'll be so distracted I might, MIGHT, cut down on drinking🤪....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:16 PM (jCKWs)
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I've seen both Neuschwanstein and Oktoberfest in Munich. All thanks to Uncle Sam.
Tough duty, but I powered through.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: not ready for November at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (88C+u)
38
Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
39
BTW, the "free energy" stuff? Fake as can be. The only one that can legitimately make power is the Archimedes Screw in the stream. Just a fancy water wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)
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>>The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.
Fucking A!
We're number 1!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)
41
"Douchenozzle" is an interesting epithet.
I've used it on occasion.
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)
42
"Today we're going to build an air horn to send home with the grandkids."
Ha! Mom and Dad will love that!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
43
Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
They don't have "ass bandit" there, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:21 PM (1z8ji)
44"Douchenozzle" is an interesting epithet.
I've used it on occasion.
Posted by: Savage Henry
I give the edge to "douchecanoe," but "canoe" isn't one of the suffixes on the chart. I'll never know how popular it is.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Of course Americans swear! Freedom and liberty, baby!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (D/6p1)
50
BTW, the "free energy" stuff? Fake as can be. The only one that can legitimately make power is the Archimedes Screw in the stream. Just a fancy water wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)
I used to joke that I would tie ropes to my (ADHD) nephews and connect them to a turbine. That way they could run around like the maniacs they were/still are and we'd be able to power a house or two.
Posted by: pookysgirl still might try it at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (Wt5PA)
51
I give the edge to "douchecanoe," but "canoe" isn't one of the suffixes on the chart. I'll never know how popular it is.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
No "knobgobbler", either. Chart is woefully insufficient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)
52
Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
Crotch nugget has a certain something.
Taint Nugget.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
54
I may or may not have referred to "the 59 year old knob bobber" during the 2024 campaign.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (88C+u)
55
I attended Oktoberfest in Munich one time. What a great experience that was! And I was blown away by the skills displayed by the waitresses in carrying at least six giant beer (bier!) steins with seemingly no effort at all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
60The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.
That must account for what each region thinks of as a swear word. The "c" word is just not spoken in America, it's rude as fuck in England, but it's a term of endearment in Australia.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
61
I refuse to believe that dick sucker is not more used.
Why, cock socket does not even appear in this table!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
Crotch nugget sounds like it applies to the micro penis crowd.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
63
Before I forget, I want to introduce a new term that occurred to me today, after having seen some prime examples. I propose the name "hothouse boobies" as a synonym for "bolt-ons". Because they are not grown; they are cultured.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)
64
Fucknut is under appreciated.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)
This. Also Jackleg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
65
Evening, all. Finally caught up on my Bible reading today.
I miss the days when I could spend the weekend vegging out instead of continuing to job-search.
Sorry. Feeling a bit off today. Nothing physiological, just... a sense of something off-balance metaphysically? I guess? I dunno.
66
I like to use "dick flange" as a unique insult. Anyone else?
Posted by: Doof at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)
67I attended Oktoberfest in Munich one time. What a great experience that was! And I was blown away by the skills displayed by the waitresses in carrying at least six giant beer (bier!) steins with seemingly no effort at all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
They must work on that wrist strength all year.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
68
Sorry I'm late, my anaconda swallowed a tapir and got stuck trying to get back in the house through the doggie door.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (Hd1lH)
69
"Menopausal bitch" is underrepresented also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (IMGZD)
This is basically White women.
Who will turn out to be the cause of the failure of Western civilization.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (BeyMP)
70
Crotch nugget sounds like it applies to the micro penis crowd.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
See? Its evocative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)
71
I was at that castle in Fussen Germany a couple of years ago with the wife. There is another one right behind that one that is about a mile and a half away. That was the last real castle ever built because shortly after military strategy changed and castles weren't as effective as extending your borders.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (9FfUF)
72
I actually ha be to close the window downstairs and get a blanket.
It’s 58 and wonderful
Out!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (yEz+x)
73
I don't think a day in my adult life has gone by where I haven't used the word fucknut.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)
83
It was incredibly whelming to see my name in the comments of the week three times, even if two of them were as set-ups for actually funny responses.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (Hd1lH)
84
Svengoolie (MeTV) has Ghost and Mr Chicken coming on in a half hour here on the left coast!
This is your half-hour warning to ready pop-corn and other assorted snacks/drinks.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:32 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)
86"Jackleg" is also a perfectly legitimate term for an air-operated rock drill used in underground mining.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That actually sounds cool. Now I don't think I can insult someone by calling them a jackleg anymore.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)
87
I don’t curse very often. When I do, everyone is slightly stunned. I am taking this as a positive. 😊
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
88 I've noticed that all the militant atheist posts I see only attack Christianity specifically. It would not surprise me if they were all Chinese or Islamist bots. After all, today's militant atheist is tomorrow's fanatical imam.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:34 PM (qZb7K)
90
This place seems like a cut above the usual joints and dives i trespass in. I like the fancy touches. Noticed right away the crushed ice in the urinals-classy. Relieve oneself and freshen up your drink at the same time. I could get used to this.
Posted by: Life's Little Blessings at September 19, 2026 10:34 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (2Cry5)
92
Douche Canoe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (qZb7K)
Heh. The NDP (socialist) Premier of Manitoba is an Indian (feather, not dot) named Wab Kinew. Needless to say, he is fondly known by his detractors as "Wobbly Canoe".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (1z8ji)
wanker
tosspot
'Shut your festering gob, you tit!'
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt)
98
I gotta think fuck lord is maybe not an insult.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
99
So....who's Toten Hosen? Some kind of Canadian slang?
And why do we want him/her/it to die??
So much I don't understand.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (QGaXH)
100
>>Sometimes that can actually mean bless your heart! Context is important.
Sometimes "that fucker is awesome" is a positive too.
I worked in the South. Your southern sorcery isn't working on me. You f'ers are as nasty as the rest of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)
101Ooh. Does this mean we're getting show tunes?
Posted by: nerdygirl
Dis ain't Poopsie !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic . . . at September 19, 2026 10:40 PM (3ZUWJ)
102
Turd blossom is interesting. Not sure what it means. Sounds floral.
I also think "piece of shit" is a weird phrase.
Morsel of poop
Dollop of dung
Bolus of feces
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)
103
I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).
Um......
College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)
104
So....who's Toten Hosen? Some kind of Canadian slang?
And why do we want him/her/it to die??
So much I don't understand.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (QGaXH)
German for "dead socks"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
105
I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).
Um......
College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)
Well, from top to bottom, it sort of is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)
106
65 Sorry. Feeling a bit off today. Nothing physiological, just... a sense of something off-balance metaphysically? I guess? I dunno.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September
Get to church tomorrow to help settle your soul. For tonight, breathe in chamomile tea steam, then drink the tea.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (eRlcH)
108
Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)
109I gotta think fuck lord is maybe not an insult.
Posted by: She Hobbit
And "shitlord" scored well.
Was anyone called that before Reddit existed?
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)
110
I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).
Um......
College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)
Now explain the Dallas Cowboys being in the NFC East.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (0aYVJ)
111Today was International Observe the Moon Day. SO get out there an observe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
Then I hollered up at Ethyl, I said, "Stay in the House, Ethyl!!! "
Posted by: Ray S . . . at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (3ZUWJ)
112
Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)
I don't mind cats. How does she feel about Studebakers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (1z8ji)
113
Not sure the swear graph is accurate. I happen to know that "Great" Britain uses a particular "c" word so frequently and emphatically that it would likely skew the results across the board, because it is pairable with just about any word.
C___ Goblin
C___ Bag
C____Stain
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)
115
Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats
I'll take my modest savings, bunches of kids and grands and lack of cats as a huge win.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (IMGZD)
116
The Ole Miss v. LSU turned into a football game.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
117
For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:46 PM (qZb7K)
118
Speaking of freedom of the press, didja see this?
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
According to this anon reporting, [California Attorney General] Bob Bonta is demanding that he get content oversight over CNN.
LMAO after all of his denials that this bullshit lawsuit "wasn't about CNN", the cat is out of the bag. We all knew it...this was always just about politics. What a scumbag.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (ndZc7)
119
German for "dead socks"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
Dead pants.
Die Toten Hosen is idiom for somebody who is not very skillfull in bed (and they din"t mean sleeping.) It is also the name of a German rock band.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (Hd1lH)
120
>>College football is a crime against Geography!!
College football was ruined by NIL. Conferences, rivalries, none of it means jack dick anymore. Schools are buying players easier than the NFL can do.
Only way to stop it is to kill NIL but that seems unlikely. Some of us have been saying this for years but did those fucknuts listen to us?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)
121
For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
The Far East is west of the the US.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (IMGZD)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (K7v1x)
129
69 "Menopausal bitch" is underrepresented also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (IMGZD)
This is basically White women.
Who will turn out to be the cause of the failure of Western civilization.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (BeyMP)
This is basically White women
Mostly frustrated, blue haired, lefty, white women. Yes, they might just be the downfall of civilized western society as we know it. Bitches😡...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (jCKWs)
Ironically many of them are in their peak childbearing years yet act in this exact fashion. Probably because they're trying so hard to not just deny but destroy their own feminine attributes.
Posted by: I'd be cranky too with blue hair and septum piercings at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (TbWk/)
130I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).
Um......
College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum
I give you The Summit League..... 8 schools in the middle of the Great Plains.
UND and NDSU? Both places you can stand on a freeway overpass, look west, and see the back of your own head.
"Summit."
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)
You gotta up your game.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)
Beavis disapproves.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (XUHiS)
135
For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
In 1993, the S.F. Giants won 103 games in the NL West. Despite winning 103 games, they did not make the playoffs. Why? The Atlanta Braves won 104 games, thereby winning the NL *West*. In 1994, MLB instituted the wild card and moved Atlanta to the east.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (Fv808)
144
119 German for "dead socks"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)
Dead pants.
Die Toten Hosen is idiom for somebody who is not very skillfull in bed (and they din"t mean sleeping.) It is also the name of a German rock band.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (Hd1lH)
To clarify, my comment at 10:39 was in reference to the Mystery Click for those who are new here.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:57 PM (QGaXH)
145 Probably because they're trying so hard to not just deny but destroy their own feminine attributes.
Posted by: I'd be cranky too with blue hair and septum piercings at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (TbWk/)
____________
The most revolutionary thing a young woman can say is, "I want to marry young, have lots of kids, stay home to raise them myself, and love and support my husband."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:57 PM (eRlcH)
146
137 117 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:46 PM (qZb7K)
The Atlants Braves were in the National League West for a long tike too.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (Hd1lH)
The NFC West once featured…The Saints, Falcons, Rams and Forteners.
For awhile that meant SF, STL, New Orleans and Atlanta.
Quite a cross country spread there.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:58 PM (XUHiS)
147
I've attended nine Oktoberfests, each as grand as the previous one. And my mug collection reflects those experiences!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (XUHiS)
149
I think that waitress was at the Hoffbrauhaus in Munich. The food was basic but excellent.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (9FfUF)
150
100 >>Sometimes that can actually mean bless your heart! Context is important.
Sometimes "that fucker is awesome" is a positive too.
I worked in the South. Your southern sorcery isn't working on me. You f'ers are as nasty as the rest of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)
One thing I miss after our month long odyssey thru Missouri and Arkansas was the casual, natural use of y'all. I knew we weren't in California, fer sure fer sure. It was gnarly, dudes.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)
151
I reject this binary model of swearing. Where is the art? where is the poetry? If I choose to call James Carville a bubbling bowl of festering pussy pus, I don't think these metrics adequately account for my full spectrum contempt for James. just as an example.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 19, 2026 11:01 PM (r7+Q7)
152
Well. I didn't laugh and I'm not a democrat. The comedian only said one mildly funny thing. The rest sounded like what lefty comedians say about the right when they do their "clapter" bits. I don't find that funny either. Just cheap insults.
Am I a stick in the mud?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 19, 2026 11:01 PM (OlzlW)
See the top of AOS. 'Hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats'...Aye, matey!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 11:02 PM (jCKWs)
154 You fucking piece of worthless shit is what I say reading the asshole troll here.
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 11:02 PM (/QHx4)
155
Die Toten Kennedys is also the name of a band.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
156
Duing the 70's and 80's, the professional sports league thst made the best geographicalnsense was the NHL, which was the only league that did not use cardinal directions to name their divisions at the time.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 11:03 PM (Hd1lH)
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at September 19, 2026 11:03 PM (wpRMV)
158
149 I think that waitress was at the Hoffbrauhaus in Munich. The food was basic but excellent.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (9FfUF)
______________________
Food upstairs in the main restaurant is pretty good. Food down in the basement Bier Garten is, for lack of a better term, bar food. But hey....they have a Speibecken (aka Puke basin) in the men's room, so they know their clientele.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 11:03 PM (dIske)
159
Bonnie Tyler, that's the chick in the 5 Guys video.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 11:04 PM (+yTe/)
160Get to church tomorrow to help settle your soul.
That was uncalled for, Jack.
Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (xJpuh)
Thanks to my recent sabbatical in Arkansas and Missouri I now know the proper response is 'Bless his heart'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 11:04 PM (QGaXH)
162
I feel Ireland is sorely under-represented in the swearing Olympics. In my experience, every other word uttered by an Irishman is a curse.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 19, 2026 11:04 PM (QaH55)
163BTW, the "free energy" stuff? Fake as can be. The only one that can legitimately make power is the Archimedes Screw in the stream. Just a fancy water wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Such was my thinking. Some flywheel power 'til it slows down. But then, 'pon reflection, maybe the ones with the fan blade could pick up some wind power? A little bit? Depending?
Whatever happened to those windmill-powered airplanes the Democrats were developing?
164
149 I think that waitress was at the Hoffbrauhaus in Munich. The food was basic but excellent.
----------
You know who gave speeches at the Hofbrauhaus?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 11:05 PM (wpRMV)
165
It's kind of amazing to watch Trump run the same rope-a-dope ploy over and over again. The communists never seem to catch on.
1) Trump says something totally outrageous and over the top (e.g., we're going to annex Greenland).
2) Screeching ensues and continues until Trump says the next thing that causes OUTRAGE!!!!!!
3) Trump quietly gets what he actually wanted in 1).
I don't actually think they're capable of rational thought at this point. They're basically a tribe of howler monkeys whose response to any stimulus is to start screeching in unison.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (qlLNh)
166 I feel Ireland is sorely under-represented in the swearing Olympics. In my experience, every other word uttered by an Irishman is a curse.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 19, 2026 11:04 PM (QaH55)
___________
It was said that if the F-sharp didn't exist, the Canadian army in Normandy would have been unable to communicate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (eRlcH)
167
You fucking piece of worthless shit is what I say reading the asshole troll here.
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 11:02 PM (/QHx4)
====
*pats out remaining embers on sportcoat* Whoa.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)
168
108 Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)
---
I would rather have a double-wide and a soulmate
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (9FfUF)
169
One thing I miss after our month long odyssey thru Missouri and Arkansas was the casual, natural use of y'all. I knew we weren't in California, fer sure fer sure. It was gnarly, dudes.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
We moved from NYC area to rural NC in 1988. First visit back north to family I remarked at dinner that I heard y'all used 3 times in one sentence. Everyone said, get out of here nobody does that. I recited back a sentence I heard just the day before on the job: "Y'all can't put up y'all's wall til y'all are done downstairs".
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (Fn+3X)
170 Next Starship flight, test flight 14 will be orbital. They're looking for Sept. 28. They aren't going to try a Ship catch. That will likely be the next one, and there's rumors they may try a double catch. Catch the booster, and then the Ship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
In my house we believe in the laws of thermodynamics.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:08 PM (rbvCR)
176
Nicklefucker is one of my favorite cursewords.
Courtesy Mr Poppins.
As is Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers. Takes awhile to say….. but totally worth it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 11:09 PM (yEz+x)
177
174 NYC Refugee - parses fine to me....
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September
Where is the weird part? 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
178
>>One thing I miss after our month long odyssey thru Missouri and Arkansas was the casual, natural use of y'all. I knew we weren't in California, fer sure fer sure. It was gnarly, dudes.
Honestly, the way southern women speak is lovely.
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Blanche knew what time it was.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)
179 And it looks like they've got LC-39A Starship launch facilities complete. Flight 16 may the first Starship launch from the Cape.
I think Elon is about to get all this fully operational and we'll be amazed at how fast this all goes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
180
Now, people who I think are assholes fall into a loosely-defined group known as 'commie fucks'. A single loathsome individual, I refer to as a 'cock-biting motherf***er'.
All the drivers I share the road with are 'shitheads'. Pedestrians are 'hammerheads'.
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (ZxPkt)
181
At the bottom of the hiss was an awesome gasthaus.
Shit.
Hill...hill. Not hiss.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (2WIwB)
182 Honestly, the way southern women speak is lovely.
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Blanche knew what time it was.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m
We are spicy. In our own lil way.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
183 Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
___________
Castles are actually horrible places to live. Cold, bad plumbing, bad layout. The state rooms are grand, but the bedrooms are tiny. The kitchen is a mile away from the dining room.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 11:11 PM (eRlcH)
184
Such was my thinking. Some flywheel power 'til it slows down. But then, 'pon reflection, maybe the ones with the fan blade could pick up some wind power? A little bit? Depending?
Whatever happened to those windmill-powered airplanes the Democrats were developing?
Posted by: mindful webworker - perpetual emotion at September 19, 2026 11:05 PM (MX7Zk)
Those gadgets, if perfectly made, could run for a long time, once put in motion, because they are just fancy flywheels. Flywheels can store mechanical energy, but they cannot make so much as an erg. But those devices in the video were crudely made, with steel axles wobbling in holes drilled in wooden boards. That sort of shit soaks up energy like a sponge. Ditto the rubber bands. Stretch and release a rubber band enough, and it gets warm; mechanical energy has been degraded to heat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:12 PM (1z8ji)
Interestingly, the swear matrix allowed for fuck-fuck and it had medium popularity.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 11:12 PM (ftFVW)
186
176 Nicklefucker is one of my favorite cursewords.
Courtesy Mr Poppins.
As is Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers. Takes awhile to say….. but totally worth it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 11:09 PM (yEz+x)
***
Scum-sucking Siberian snow pimp.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:12 PM (2WIwB)
187 Speaking of doublewides and soulmates, I miss Miklos.
He is on an adventure for a while.
I hope he and his babes are having a great time.
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 11:12 PM (/QHx4)
188 Sorry. Feeling a bit off today. Nothing physiological, just... a sense of something off-balance metaphysically? I guess? I dunno.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September
There are things that will hammer on you when you are older, one is the weather changes since a pressure change will make those old aches and breaks remember. Apparently a good solar storm can also cause havoc.
Practice those long exhales, and controlled breathing and see if that helps
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:13 PM (rbvCR)
189
All the drivers I share the road with are 'shitheads'. Pedestrians are 'hammerheads'.
Posted by: Savage Henry
What about me on my bicycle?
Posted by: Uneasy Rider at September 19, 2026 11:13 PM (Fn+3X)
190
I'm watching "Portal To Hell". Which is through a laundromat, "lavateria" in Los Angeles where the movie takes place on the assumption the whole city isn't already that.
Starring Janaene Garofalo and Steve Carell. Okay, two people they picked off of casting who are a generation or two younger each. But basically playing Garofalo and Carell.
So far good for absurdist screenwriting.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 11:13 PM (88C+u)
191
Reportedly, there was an incident on a SW Airlines plane where a woman stripped off all her clothes and ran up and down the aisle, cussing.
Any footage of the incident I have found has been blurred out. How are we to evaluate these censored reports? This suppression of the free press is intolerable.
Trump is a Master Troll. He cracks me up every time, yet he is able to get much done - probably more than many so-called Republicans...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 11:17 PM (jCKWs)
202
> All the drivers I share the road with are 'shitheads'. Pedestrians are 'hammerheads'.
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 11:10 PM (ZxPkt)
Spider Robinson once said they're divided into "maniacs" and "idiots". Idiots are the ones in front of you, maniacs the ones behind you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 11:17 PM (qlLNh)
Castles are actually horrible places to live. Cold, bad plumbing, bad layout. The state rooms are grand, but the bedrooms are tiny. The kitchen is a mile away from the dining room.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Castles are laid out to keep the servants away, present only when needed. You do have ten servants. right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 11:18 PM (+yTe/)
Deion Sanders has a commercial for Depends
Posted by: Savage Henry
You’re shittong me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 11:20 PM (yEz+x)
212
That waitress, damn, with her beer-delivery skills.
But how are her sammich-makin’ skills?
Posted by: Bulg at September 19, 2026 11:21 PM (77rzZ)
213Deion Sanders has a commercial for Depends
Posted by: Savage Henry
Are they "The official adult diaper of the NFL"?
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
214
I just saw an AI picture with a coffee mug I can see being popular here.
I see stupid people.
Of course, a coffee mug with "This Side Up" would be useful for the incredibly hard-headed, intentionally ignorant, unreasoning stupidiots that seem to populate the world today.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 19, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)
215
Granddaughter #1 of Diogenes learned "Jackass" early in her developing vocabulary whilst riding with grandpa.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:18 PM (2WIwB)
Jackass Mountain is a famous hill on the Fraser Canyon highway near the town of Boston Bar. Apparently a jackass on a work team fell off the mountain there, hence the name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:22 PM (1z8ji)
216
The Pope has a complex including a castle like place at Castel Gandolfo, overlooking a lake. Don't think he uses it much. He should rent it out.
Posted by: Now On VRBO at September 19, 2026 11:22 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 11:22 PM (yEz+x)
219
I was in a grocery store aisle crossing paths with a dad and two kids when I hear the older boy about 5 tell his dad that Amy ( about 2 or 3) keeps saying bad words. The dad looked at the girl and asked her what has she been saying. With a big smile she said ' fuck a duck'. I almost did a spit take and the dad tried to hold back laughing as he scolded her not to say that ever again.
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2026 11:24 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
222
197 St. Louis was historically in the National League West while Kansas City was in the American League East.
Nowadays they're both in their respective "Central" divisions, which shouldn't even be a thing.
Something else that shouldn't be a thing? "Team names" like "Heat", "Jazz", and "Magic".
Those names sound like a bunch of helmet-wearing tards. And not sports helmets, either.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 11:15 PM (qlLNh)
The Royals were in the AL West before they went tonthree divisions.
Some team names just don"t fit because they are kept from a previous location- Lakers makes sense in Minnesota, not so mych in Los Angeles. There's nothing Jazz-y about Utah, but there was in New Orleans. Thanks tonSherman, Flames made sense for Atlanta, not so much for Calgsry.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 11:25 PM (Hd1lH)
223I am laughing. Piano. The best typo ever.
Posted by: Piper
Self-demonstrating comments are the best.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
224
184 AOP
Now see...you just ruined my fantasy weekend of perpetual energy and beer. Now what I am gonna do 😜??!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 11:25 PM (jCKWs)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
227
Now see...you just ruined my fantasy weekend of perpetual energy and beer. Now what I am gonna do 😜??!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 11:25 PM (jCKWs)
You can still have perpetual beer...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:26 PM (1z8ji)
228
Granddaughter #1 of Diogenes learned "Jackass" early in her developing vocabulary whilst riding with grandpa.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:18 PM (2WIwB)
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My mom had a pretty foul mouth while driving, which my buddies said was "so cool."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)
Porcupine Tree - Heartattack in a Layby
https://youtu.be/GKjhKwFm5dg
October Project - Funeral in His Heart
https://youtu.be/VLbKGuDtaFY
Nevermore - Dead Heart in a Dead World
https://youtu.be/fmwhCxVcnRg
(hat tip to Pug Mahon, who mentioned them on the Music Thread)
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)
230 I feel Ireland is sorely under-represented in the swearing Olympics. In my experience, every other word uttered by an Irishman is a curse.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 19, 2026 11:04 PM (QaH55)
Timothy O'Toole, Mother of God. I have in my time visited three political conventions, four sessions of Congress and two homes for the criminally insane. I have known Army Generals, steam doctors, vegetarians, prohibitionists, and a female suffragette, but never even in an Orangeman Day parade have I seen such pure and stainless brainlessness as I now behold in you. The Almighty in infinite wisdom and mercy has given the worm sense enough to turn and the barnacle the wit to cling, but you now possess less sense that you were born with . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:27 PM (rbvCR)
233
Castles are actually horrible places to live. Cold, bad plumbing, bad layout. The state rooms are grand, but the bedrooms are tiny. The kitchen is a mile away from the dining room.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 11:11 PM (eRlcH)
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Every castle/chateau restoration series on YTincludes dramatic episodes of leaking roofs and the costs of repairing them.
Posted by: mrp at September 19, 2026 11:27 PM (rj6Yv)
I've seen this happen a million times. Rookies think they are ready for big leagues of talking shit and then flame out right before they reach the show.
Back to AAA.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
241
Timothy O'Toole, Mother of God. I have in my time visited three political conventions, four sessions of Congress and two homes for the criminally insane. I have known Army Generals, steam doctors, vegetarians, prohibitionists, and a female suffragette, but never even in an Orangeman Day parade have I seen such pure and stainless brainlessness as I now behold in you. The Almighty in infinite wisdom and mercy has given the worm sense enough to turn and the barnacle the wit to cling, but you now possess less sense that you were born with . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:27 PM (rbvCR)
Pure friggin' poetry good Sir!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:30 PM (2WIwB)
242
Good! Ole Miss beat Lane Kiffin. LSU better hope to squeeze at least one national championship out of Kiffen because the dude is mercenary and will leave your program hanging or dead. He'll make sure of it. Somebody will drop some coin at his feet and he will bolt. Glad Ole Miss hung on and won.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 11:31 PM (cPl+1)
243
Three minutes of Fernanda Takai:
youtube.com/watch?v=5TFE1G4j2aI
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 11:31 PM (Jr5Lq)
244
Would be a good brand name for prophylactics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:28 PM (1z8ji)
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Apparently they had to change the name of my kids' middle school mascots from the Trojans, which is new a euphemism for condoms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
245
I had a front-row seat for an air show yesterday. Crop duster was spraying the canola field across the road from my hose. Making numerous passes, scarcely 50 feet off the deck, and maybe a hundred from my lot line on the road. I rode my golf cart out to the lot line, and watched a few passes. Big radial engine on the puppy; sounded great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:32 PM (1z8ji)
246
238 Piper, how was your trip to Bolivia? Did you get yourself a tiger cat?
Posted by: Bulg at September 19, 2026 11:29 PM (77rzZ)
Sabi is just going to be one for Halloween.
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 11:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
247 Oh, and The Big Dummy got a Hound Group 3 today. He won't be #1 Borzoi this year, but we're proud of him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 11:33 PM (eRlcH)
248
Trojans, which is new a euphemism for condoms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
Brand name. Has been for years and years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 11:37 PM (/QHx4)
255 22 .036!? .036!?! Fuck me, we need to get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers, folks.
Posted by: unwenchable at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM
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But it's reassuring to know that the Anglosphere leads the world. And, we have so much to curse about. Third World countries have been fucked from the beginning of time, they're used to it. But, having their dysfunction shoved down our throats is new to us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2026 11:37 PM (2qhzn)
256Pure friggin' poetry good Sir!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:30 PM (2WIwB)
Oh, that is from the John Astin movie, The Brothers O'Toole
I also get it wrong
https://tinyurl.com/3m3vrk28
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 11:38 PM (2WIwB)
259Apparently they had to change the name of my kids' middle school mascots from the Trojans, which is new a euphemism for condoms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
The joke was that the Condon Oregon HS team mascot was The Trojans.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)
260
We had a non-running nine-cyl radial engine in HS aviation shop. I learned how to set the clearance betwixt tappets and valves. Handsome machines. The draftsmens' drawings would make fine wall art.
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 11:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
261Should have said democrats and moms/wives wouldn't laugh.
Posted by: polynikes at September 19, 2026 11:18 PM (KC5Lt)
The Horde makes me laugh, but there are a bunch of hilarious people here.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 19, 2026 11:40 PM (OlzlW)
well yes. Yes I can. Thanks for setting me upright...😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 11:41 PM (jCKWs)
263
Toten hosen means dead pants, its a schlager musik band. There, some search terms for ya. As to why....I can't say, i'm not in charge of ze Germans.
Posted by: Funsize at September 19, 2026 11:42 PM (3j87q)
Take a pro American Sigma, and write very Sigma novels bout him... then sell it to a production company to make it into TV.
Where they hire a Woke Liberal Big guy to play the parts... and also take it from Sigma on his own, to an ensemble Girl power TV show after a successful first season that was semi true its origin story.....
And then make a Girl Power spin off...
Welcome... to Reacher.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2026 11:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at September 19, 2026 11:52 PM (77rzZ)
274
Apparently they had to change the name of my kids' middle school mascots from the Trojans, which is new a euphemism for condoms.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I've mentioned before that Kennesaw College changed the team name from 'Hooters' to 'Owls'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 11:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)
276
One day, on the assembly line, I had to work next to a whiny millennial twatwaffle... he was one of those hypersensitive, chip-on-the-shoulder types...
Anyway, as we did our work, I accidentally *brushed* his arm with mine. Oh. My. God.. The World Ended then and there!
He spewed out the most disgusting string of abuse, punctuated every other word with "fuck" all while glaring glazed-eyed straight at me.
I stood, stunned, as he railed. Then, grabbed my El-Marko and drew a line between him and me.
"You stay on your side. I'll stay on mine." And we spoke not another word to each other for remainder of the day.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 12:07 AM (/QHx4)
287
64 lol, CNN is reduced to reporting on ...now they can't get into the White House! "Breaking News! My badge did not work!!"
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:51 PM (AKptf)
Yesterday.... California was so faaarrr away...
But now it seems their here to stay...
Oh I, believe, in Yesterday...
Suddenly, we have half the rights that used to be.
There is Socialism over meeee...
Oh yesterday came suddenly....
How, Freedom, had to go, I don't know, I could not say
Now, theres something wrong how I long, for yesterday.....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:07 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:11 AM (rdVOm)
299Ok.... I get how some are saying that the Greenland deal is somehow a win.... but...
Who is going to PAY for defending Greenland? Do we get Taxes from them? do we charge Denmark?
Or is this just another case were somehow the US Taxpayer is being charged to defend other people?
Posted by: Romeo13
"We" were going to do that, anyway. And "we" have been. But now it's official and the world can stop bitching about it.
Naw, just joshin', they'll bitch up a storm.
But we really didn't want Red China or almost-Soviet Russia putting a base there and/or controlling the waterways, and now they officially can't.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 12:12 AM (VHUov)
300
There are no new swear words. Just new combinations
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2026 11:51 PM (sOtuf)
I'm pretty consistent. I have used the same ones for years in the same combination. My father though, he was creative. He would curse forwards and backwards. Son of a bitchin bastard bastard son of a bitch was one I'll never forget.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2026 12:13 AM (S41Gd)
301
294 285 We are paying to keep China and Russia, et al., OUT of Greenland. This isn’t hard.
Posted by: Bulg at September 20, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)
No, it is hard... just like how I was told we were fighting them over there, so we would not have to fight them here....
And then they allowed them to immigrate here.
Was Denmark about to cave to either Russia or China? was Denmark as part of the EU and NATO suddenly threatened?
but now the us Taxpayer is on the hook for defending Greenland forever... without economic recompense.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:13 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Kindltot knows these things at September 20, 2026 12:15 AM (rbvCR)
304
I'm pretty consistent. I have used the same ones for years in the same combination. My father though, he was creative. He would curse forwards and backwards. Son of a bitchin bastard bastard son of a bitch was one I'll never forget.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2026 12:13 AM (S41Gd)
I had US Navy Chief Petty Officer... a REAL Salty type... who could cuss your out without ever using a curse word...
It was a gift... a talent...
Like the one time he asked a Navy Corpsman, if he could get Seaman Schumcatelly a prescription for Retroactive Birth Control Pills...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:16 AM (mP0Kj)
305
One day, on the assembly line, I had to work next to a whiny millennial twatwaffle... he was one of those hypersensitive, chip-on-the-shoulder types...
Anyway, as we did our work, I accidentally *brushed* his arm with mine. Oh. My. God.. The World Ended then and there!
He spewed out the most disgusting string of abuse, punctuated every other word with "fuck" all while glaring glazed-eyed straight at me.
I stood, stunned, as he railed. Then, grabbed my El-Marko and drew a line between him and me.
"You stay on your side. I'll stay on mine." And we spoke not another word to each other for remainder of the day.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)
A woman touched him, oh no. What a fag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2026 12:16 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: In the Netherlands at September 20, 2026 12:21 AM (2Ez/1)
312Like the one time he asked a Navy Corpsman, if he could get Seaman Schumcatelly a prescription for Retroactive Birth Control Pills...
Posted by: Romeo13
If you take enough of them, any pill is a retroactive birth control pill.
.....
Except maybe ivermectin. A teenage girl in Cameroon once tried to commit suicide with ivermectin pills. After literally filling her stomach with pills and water, taking over 100 times the normal dose, she got woozy and had blurry vision for a while.
And an upset stomach, but she was literally barfing up pills because she had no more room to swallow them, so I'm not sure that was the ivermectin and not just the physical abuse of her guts.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 12:23 AM (VHUov)
We knew a couple who made those and delighted in shoving them in the faces of people at campouts. Theirs were doughy masses swimming with syrup and a ton of powdered sugar; so bad even DH, who has a notorious sweet tooth, would flinch when he saw them coming. He always referred to that dish as "evil skeevers" and the term caught on. It was ages before we found out that true ebelskivers are really very good when made by someone who can actually cook.
Posted by: tankascribe at September 20, 2026 12:26 AM (NtoJk)
316
310 301 We are defending our hemisphere. Greenland is part of North America. It’s worth my tax dollars.
Posted by: Bulg at September 20, 2026 12:21 AM (77rzZ)
Opinions differ.
If you are not going to support the US Government FINANCAILLY... then my opinion is that we are NOT obligated to defend you forever.
We are 40 Trillion in debt... defending people who will not support, nor help us in our own defense.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:26 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)
319
316 We’re already funding illegals who won’t help us. That doesn’t stop us from defending ourselves from overt foreign adversaries.
Posted by: Bulg at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (77rzZ)
320
>>You can't invade the US mainland from Greenland... you can for Mexico or Canada.
We've had an air force base in Greenland since WWII.
Not every battle is fought with guns. I've been saying this for years but take your globe and turn it towards you 90 degrees. See that area called the Arctic Ocean? You should because China and Russia have been trying to establish shipping routes and military base there for years.
Trump didn't just pull Greenland out of his ass. This isn't some new idea just because some are just realizing it now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m)
321
317 Where do Danish Butter Cookies come from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2026 12:28 AM (wpRMV)
Cows?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (mP0Kj)
322Where do Danish Butter Cookies come from?
Posted by: Cicero
A cheerful round tin?
Posted by: tankascribe at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (NtoJk)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 20, 2026 12:32 AM (88C+u)
324Where do Danish Butter Cookies come from?
Posted by: Cicero
When two cheese danishes love each other very much.....
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 12:32 AM (VHUov)
325
You see the typhoon headed to Japan? Named "Dujuan". Lol.
Posted by: SunnyBun at September 20, 2026 12:32 AM (hyQrc)
326
Where do Danish Butter Cookies come from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2026 12:28 AM (wpRMV)
Nowadays, probably India.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2026 12:32 AM (qx7Zg)
327
Trump didn't just pull Greenland out of his ass. This isn't some new idea just because some are just realizing it now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m)
We have had bases in Greenland for decades... covered by existing agreements.
I have no problem with bases in Greenland... but this agreement puts their defense on us... while not accruing any real economic benefits for the American Citizen... at least none that I have seen in the public announcement of said agreement.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:33 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Savage Henry at September 20, 2026 12:44 AM (ZxPkt)
339
336 He Man Woman Haters Club.
National Organization Against Amazonian Mastery.
MGTOW.
Posted by: Romeo13
How could you forget G.R.O.S.S.?
Posted by: Calvin at September 20, 2026 12:41 AM (VHUov)
Excellent point... there was also some Opus and Bill the Cat free from Female stuff too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:46 AM (mP0Kj)
340
??
Men
Gripping
Their
Own
Wieners
??
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:37 AM
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Very clever. But actually Men Going Their Own Way. (or did you know that?)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 20, 2026 12:49 AM (gb+eN)
341
>>I have no problem with bases in Greenland... but this agreement puts their defense on us... while not accruing any real economic benefits for the American Citizen... at least none that I have seen in the public announcement of said agreement.
I think you are overlooking the obvious. China has been trying to build airports in Greenland for years as part of the Belt and Road strategy.
Why do you suppose China, which is on the other side of side of the globe, was willing to invest in Greenland? Do you think Denmark was going to protect us from the Chinese?
Yes, we are $40 trillion in debt. China's fragile joke of an economy is in worse shape. The EU has been functionally bankrupt for years.
China and Russia have many times the number of ice breaking ships than we do. Do you think they built those ships to rescue polar bears?
We are still the world's sole super power which is why, for all our faults, we are the envy of the world. I'll say again, Trump isn't an idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:49 AM (viF8m)
Glad the Greenland deal is getting known. I doubt when we see the details that Trump was out negotiated. I think he got what he wanted from the beginning.
Have they mentioned rare earth rights yet?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 20, 2026 12:51 AM (4Qj8V)
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (oq9dX)
346
(or did you know that?)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Yes, I'm aware of that.
Guys that hate women, are a big part of the reason some women hate them back.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (rdVOm)
347
I thought the first season with Alan Ritchson was good, then it was more girl power.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 20, 2026 12:42 AM (gb+eN)
It's a bit too much magic protagonist for my tastes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (Y/06r)
348*wanders back in*
What are we doing here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Getting rid of all the women in Greenland, I think.
I may have skimmed some of it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (VHUov)
349 Gripping your weiner looking at boob pictures, lol.
What a life.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m)
354
Fine, take away my voting privilege-- and then don't come bitching to me when it all goes to hell anyway!
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)
355
I get some of the MGTOW stuff. At the same time, social media takes a guy who is pissed off at a girl who cheated on him and convinces him they are ALL like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (Y/06r)
356
353 Also, metal sucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m)
No.... it rusts... mostly...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (mP0Kj)
357
327 Trump didn't just pull Greenland out of his ass. This isn't some new idea just because some are just realizing it now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m)
We have had bases in Greenland for decades... covered by existing agreements.
I have no problem with bases in Greenland... but this agreement puts their defense on us... while not accruing any real economic benefits for the American Citizen... at least none that I have seen in the public announcement of said agreement.
Posted by: Romeo13
When Putin invades Europe to convince the Noodle-headed Macaroni he won't fare even half as well as Napoleon, they will beg Trump to take Greenland, and in exchange Trump gets a hotel in Moscow, the 3Seas accord as a pro-american buffer/economic zone as well as cuba.
Such a deal!
Best episode of Apprentice ever!
Now we only need exGoogle/EricSchmidt to give Petraeus to run for President as did Holmes Tuttle did for Reagan -- cTHIEL's enterprise(s) most foul (foreverWAR) will evaporate as did Nosferatu when met with the morning sun.
LET'S GO BRANDON!
YOU ARE THE STORM UPON WHICH THE LIBS BREAK!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 20, 2026 12:57 AM (vomu/)
We have had thunderstorms for three days. Lots of much needed rain.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 12:58 AM (/QHx4)
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At the same time, social media takes a guy who is pissed off at a girl who cheated on him and convinces him they are ALL like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Works the other way, too!
I have photos of my ex, with other women... not doing the deed, but definitely not *innocent*
But I was the bitch. Uh-huh.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
360
China and Russia have many times the number of ice breaking ships than we do.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:49 AM (viF8m)
Maybe we figure we'll just carpet bomb paths through the ice. Works for me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2026 12:59 AM (S41Gd)
361
320 Trump didn't just pull Greenland out of his ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 12:30 AM (viF8m)
Which would be ... ouch.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 01:00 AM (odBC9)
Hope it's not too much all at once, but enough to un-parch your area.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)
363
There is one of these alpha male gurus... rich cooper, I think was the name. In one of his inane ramblings where he is encouraging guys to run as many women at once as possible in order to protect himself, he said something that actually made sense:
'When you suffer a loss, sit with it. Let it affect you- but don't make it your whole life.'
Which I found both true and ironic, given this guy's business model.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:00 AM (Y/06r)
364
Boy meets Girl
Boy woos Girl, who woos back.
Boy and Girl get married, have lots of kids.
Boy and Girl always tired.
Kids grow up, move out, start cycle again.
Boy and Girl like the sleep, miss the noise.
Boy and Girl spoil grandkids.
Or, in my case...
Boy meets Girl.
Boy shots self in foot in front of Girl
Girl runs away.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2026 01:01 AM (qx7Zg)
365
355 I get some of the MGTOW stuff. At the same time, social media takes a guy who is pissed off at a girl who cheated on him and convinces him they are ALL like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (Y/06r)
I quit dating actively dur to Covid... and suddenly realized just how peaceful my life became.
Then, Mom ( who I had taken care of in her last years ) passed... and my life became even MORE Peaceful.
The thing I realized late was that Freedom is the ability to say NO, and make it stick... but with Mom's, Wives, or Girlfriends, that is almost non existent. We are programmed to cave... to take it... to 'do the right thing'...
But damn is it peaceful when that is no longer the case.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:01 AM (mP0Kj)
366
I have photos of my ex, with other women... not doing the deed, but definitely not *innocent*
But I was the bitch. Uh-huh.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
What I am saying is that social media is like... alcohol. If you are happy, it makes you more happy. If you are pissed off it makes you more pissed off. If you are suspicious, etc etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:01 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:04 AM (/QHx4)
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368 But damn is it peaceful when that is no longer the case.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:01 AM (mP0Kj)
Indeed. Also lonely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:03 AM (Y/06r)
Yup... which is the decision point now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:04 AM (mP0Kj)
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169 I heard y'all used 3 times in one sentence. Everyone said, get out of here nobody does that. I recited back a sentence I heard just the day before on the job: "Y'all can't put up y'all's wall til y'all are done downstairs".
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (Fn+3X)
haha!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 01:05 AM (odBC9)
373
Trust is a very needed component of relationships... and it teaches you not to trust.
Been there....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:03 AM (mP0Kj)
I have decided that there is something deeply wrong with my wetware IFF device with regards to women. It functions perfectly well except in this one area. I would like a refund, God.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:05 AM (Y/06r)
374
It's not easy to accept another human into one's life. Male or female, there's bound to be some strife from time to time. No union is perfect.
I've become intolerant, I'll freely admit. Once hubby passes, it'll be a cold day in hell before I hook up with another man! I'm just done.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
375
What I am saying is that social media is like... alcohol. If you are happy, it makes you more happy. If you are pissed off it makes you more pissed off. If you are suspicious, etc etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:01 AM (Y/06r)
I'm... not convinced. Crowd psychology can take you from a good relationship... to a bad one... quickly.
It used to be family that did that... now it is strangers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:06 AM (mP0Kj)
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372 169 I heard y'all used 3 times in one sentence. Everyone said, get out of here nobody does that. I recited back a sentence I heard just the day before on the job: "Y'all can't put up y'all's wall til y'all are done downstairs".
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at September 19, 2026 11:06 PM (Fn+3X)
haha!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 01:05 AM (odBC9)
Y'all need to quit dissin Y'all, before Y'all are sent to the woodshed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:08 AM (mP0Kj)
377
I'm... not convinced. Crowd psychology can take you from a good relationship... to a bad one... quickly.
It used to be family that did that... now it is strangers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:06 AM (mP0Kj)
Oftentimes with women it is their friends who want to keep her miserable and single- like them.
For dudes it is similar, but usually in the guise of trying to protect your boy- so you tell him if she is a skank, etc.
And almost all female friends hate any potential hookup. For dudes, I mean. I did not get called 'Captain Save-A-Hoe' by my friends who were dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:09 AM (Y/06r)
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>>Crowd psychology can take you from a good relationship... to a bad one... quickly.
Watch a few episodes of Married With Children and then tell me about negative *outside influences* on relationships.
The programming started long before Social Media.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)
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The programming started long before Social Media.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)
Valid. But that is more a general cultural impulse against marriage and child rearing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:11 AM (Y/06r)
380
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:09 AM (Y/06r)
I had more than one relationship that was sabotaged by other females in my life...
And they did not even really know the woman I was dating...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:11 AM (mP0Kj)
381
Married guys with single-guy friends, can also get caught up in back-slapping, atta-boy BS... and encouraged to cheat on their wives.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
382
I had more than one relationship that was sabotaged by other females in my life...
And they did not even really know the woman I was dating...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:11 AM (mP0Kj)
I decided after the first big loss (which was more than this, but it did not help) to just try to ignore everything. Don't ask questions. Don't look for input. Does not help and can only hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:14 AM (Y/06r)
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381 Married guys with single-guy friends, can also get caught up in back-slapping, atta-boy BS... and encouraged to cheat on their wives.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:12 AM (rdVOm)
Yup... Men are not innocent in all this crap... I lost a friend over his decision that I need to lie to cover up for his infidelity...
Did not volunteer, but sure as hell was not willing to lie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:14 AM (mP0Kj)
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'Don't lie- it is FAR easier to be honest than to keep track of all the lies.'
If you have to prevaricate: just shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:16 AM (Y/06r)
385
People have met, dated and married for umpteen generations. But now, first marriage age for men is 30.8, for women 28.4. My parents were married in their early 20s. Something's wrong
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 20, 2026 01:17 AM (gb+eN)
386
Did not volunteer, but sure as hell was not willing to lie.
Posted by: Romeo13
Well, if your name is 'Rick'-- then I'll thank you very much for telling me the truth about 'Stan'.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)
387
I decided after the first big loss (which was more than this, but it did not help) to just try to ignore everything. Don't ask questions. Don't look for input. Does not help and can only hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:14 AM (Y/06r)
Yeah, I eventually got to the place where I had Relationship me... and family me... and they did not mix unless absolutely needed.
Not just because of the female meddling... but also because I the family Women still thought of me as a 14 year old Kid... (especially Mom)... and would treat me as such in front of the Woman I was dating...
But... family programming had taught me not to confront them about their treatment of me...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:19 AM (mP0Kj)
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385 People have met, dated and married for umpteen generations. But now, first marriage age for men is 30.8, for women 28.4. My parents were married in their early 20s. Something's wrong
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 20, 2026 01:17 AM (gb+eN)
I'd say it is easily social media and how people meet. And why they are meeting. They are looking for a relationship maybe in the worst way to actually be able to form a relationship. In fact they are actively sabotaging their own ability to form a long term relationship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:19 AM (Y/06r)
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>>Married guys with single-guy friends, can also get caught up in back-slapping, atta-boy BS... and encouraged to cheat on their wives.
Unless they are gay, they are cheating with other women.
Atta girl.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:19 AM (viF8m)
390 Next month Hubby and I will have our 49th anniversary.
Over the years there has been rough patches but we worked through them.
I know some people can't work through problems. Every situation is different.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)
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390
Next month Hubby and I will have our 49th anniversary.
Over the years there has been rough patches but we worked through them.
I know some people can't work through problems. Every situation is different.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:20 AM (/QHx4)
Congrats, and you give some of us Hope, that thing CAN go the way we were taught they were supposed to go.... but in our case... didn't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:21 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
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Unless they are gay, they are cheating with other women.
Atta girl.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 01:19 AM (viF8m)
I think Jack is saying it takes two to tango.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2026 01:23 AM (Y/06r)
394 I'm getting interested in Greenland's deep time geological history and climate. Like Antarctica, millions and millions of years ago, it was quite warm, green and lush. Dinosaurs roamed.
And then later, all sorts of fauna like mastodons, etc. You know the old questions if you could go back in time, when would go. Well, with me now, I'd go back in Deep Time shore 'nuff. I'd love to see just what the Erf was like during these ancient periods.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2026 01:23 AM (w6EFb)
I didn't meet hubs until I was 27 and we married when I was still 28 but only for a short while. He turned 37 about a week before we tied the knot. First marriage for both and it lasted for over 40 years until he died. I don't think it is how old you are when you marry that is important, you just have to have the ultimate faith that this was the one you had been waiting for the whole time. I realize that I was fortunate and others have not experienced the same results.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 01:31 AM (ibDUx)
Every situation is different. I'll not judge. Sometimes it works and sometimes it does not.
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:24 AM (/QHx4)
Which is sadly... the trap. Can't speak for all, but... I was taught if you did the right thing... if you were faithful and truthful... you'd have a good life. Turn the other cheek... don't fight back... Good Work would be rewarded... Forgive those who trespass...
Which led to many time in my life where Assholes, who did not believe is those things... got ahead... and I was left behind.
I am, in my Older Age... much more a understanding of the Old Testament, than the new.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2026 01:33 AM (mP0Kj)
Took a bookshelf up to the cabin this weekend. The 11yo wanted to come, so I brought her too. Today we did a steep 4-mile hike. The trailhead is practically next door, so I try to hike it every time I come, but I think this is the first time my daughter has gone up that far. At the top you can look down both sides of the ridge into two different valleys. I was proud of her!
This afternoon we took it easy while I fixed some things (two trips to the hardware store to replace a leaking regulator on the propane grill). I let her watch the first two Hobbit movies. I enjoyed the first one more than when I originally saw it. Last time it was too cartoonish for me, but this time it seemed much more powerful. The second one was still kind of blah: the unrelenting action got boring.
Posted by: frammish at September 20, 2026 01:40 AM (8TbJ+)
Posted by: four seasons at September 20, 2026 01:45 AM (/QHx4)
408 I didn't meet hubs until I was 27 and we married when I was still 28 but only for a short while. He turned 37 about a week before we tied the knot. First marriage for both and it lasted for over 40 years until he died. I don't think it is how old you are when you marry that is important, you just have to have the ultimate faith that this was the one you had been waiting for the whole time. I realize that I was fortunate and others have not experienced the same results.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 01:31 AM (ibDUx
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Delighted that you found each other. I have no idea about modern dating, but I suspect a 27-year-old woman today it would go about it differently.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 20, 2026 01:46 AM (gb+eN)
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It was a great day to live in Las Cruces, New Mexico America because our hopeless, but beloved New s]Mexico America State University football team had the week off. Collective disappointment score: zero.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 20, 2026 01:49 AM (o0bqh)
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Lot of videos tonight. Perpetual motion? What we really need is someone to adapt regenerative braking to children's shoes. All their running around would charge a battery, and at bed time you'd plug your iPhone into a USB port built into the sole. I'm tell you you'd make a fortune.
Posted by: frammish at September 20, 2026 01:50 AM (8TbJ+)
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JQ, I still dance with him in my dreams, he was a much better dancer than I am.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 01:52 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
413
New song from John Austin who lives in Nashville. Seems he should change his name.
John Austin Nashville
So Many Roads
https://youtu.be/w0CZqRNYBtM
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 20, 2026 01:54 AM (o0bqh)
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Hubby can stand, if I hold him up... tomorrow I'll be sure to tune in some music & "dance" with him a bit.
I've been incapacitated lately, with anticipatory grief.
He's *not* actively dying, but damn, everything sucks right now.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
415 without economic recompense.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Don't we get first dibs on rare earths and other minerals?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 01:59 AM (mmrXZ)
416
Don't we get first dibs on rare earths and other minerals?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I believe we've been allowed to protect a mining interest there. (?)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)
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JQ, as you know, I have been down this road. I am okay, you will be okay too, not right away, but the sun still shines on the other side.
four seasons, I think that your husband is a lucky guy, and so is yours JQ,
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 02:06 AM (ibDUx)
418 I believe we've been allowed to protect a mining interest there. (?)
Posted by: JQ
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Something like that. And good evening, all. I've been single all my life and I can only imagine the lives you live.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 02:07 AM (mmrXZ)
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Oktoberfest makes me think of Monk's Cafe in Philadelphia. I've never seen anything like it. Page after page of Belgian beers. I heard the owner takes a "business trip" to Belgium four times a year. I had a peated sour ale once that . . . tasted like dirt. But it was delicious. Here in Portland you can finally find a sour ale now and then, but they are all super fruity.
Posted by: frammish at September 20, 2026 02:08 AM (8TbJ+)
420
Thank you for the encouragement, Debby. Yeah, I survived after late BF died too... but I was so much younger then. Still had "life" to look forward to.
Now? Pfft. I'm old and jaded and my looks are gone, my hearing is *shot*.
What's next? No job. No family near.
I'll think of something. I always have before. Right? LOL
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
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Hi Blondie, most of my kids are single, I have assured them that there are much worse things than being single. You could be attached to the wrong person and your life would be an unrelenting hell. I know a lot of people in this position and I thank my lucky stars that my person was right for me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 02:13 AM (ibDUx)
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>>You could be attached to the wrong person and your life would be an unrelenting hell.
Proverbs 17:1
Better a dry crust with peace and quiet
than a house full of feasting, with strife.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
423 You could be attached to the wrong person and your life would be an unrelenting hell.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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It almost happened to me. I dodged a bullet -- a cannonball in fact. I don't regret being single if *that* was the alternative.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 02:22 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)
429
Well sweet dreams Horde, I have mopped myself into a corner. The grandkids are coming tomorrow and they spend an inordinate amount of time on the floor. The floor is clean, and I am exhausted.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 03:06 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)
431
He's *not* actively dying, but damn, everything sucks right now.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)
Sweetie, you know what doesn't suck? You are there, with him, loving him, no matter what. It isn't nice that he is going to leave you before you leave him, but for heaven's sake, love the time you have. He also is not entirely the man you loved, but he is, and he can't help who he's become, so love him like you always did.
It will hurt like hell. It probably already does. Send your suffering to Jesus and He will accept it, and love you for it. The only reason for suffering is that it completes Jesus' suffering on our behalf. Otherwise, it is wasted. You may be miserable now, but it will count, and it does count, and He knows you and where you are, and what you deal with.
Goodness, dear heart, if I could I would be there.
I watched my dad and my mom go through all of this. It was miserable. But it mattered, and so does his suffering, and yours. Don't ever think otherwise.
And be strong, and loved, and bear it, because He would never send you anything that He would know you couldn't handle.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 04:07 AM (Ntshk)
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>>He would never send you anything that He would know you couldn't handle.
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I've been pushed to my limit, there!
Anyway-- I visit hubs *every day* so that he won't feel alone.
He's just aware enough, that he knows he's 'stuck' there. Sometimes, I'm not sure he knows whether I'm his *wife* or just "that nice lady who has lunch" with him daily & brings his favorite foods. He often refers to me by his XW's name. (25 yrs with her. She's a nice woman!)
But really-- it's torture.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 04:19 AM (rdVOm)
433
But really-- it's torture.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 04:19 AM (rdVOm)
Good heavens, dear heart. I feel for you deeply. Everyone who is failing should have such an advocate as you. You are positively heroic. Don't ever thing otherwise.
And He will lift you up. You are in my nightly rosary.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 04:28 AM (Ntshk)
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432 I visit hubs *every day* so that he won't feel alone.
He's just aware enough, that he knows he's 'stuck' there. Sometimes, I'm not sure he knows whether I'm his *wife* or just "that nice lady who has lunch" with him daily & brings his favorite foods.
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 04:19 AM (rdVOm)
It's a good thing that you're doing, JQ.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:29 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: JQ at September 20, 2026 04:31 AM (rdVOm)
437
429 Well sweet dreams Horde, I have mopped myself into a corner.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 20, 2026 03:06 AM (ibDUx)
uh-oh
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)
Music Thread: PARTY! And Some Unknowns...
A rare photograph of Garrett in his natural habitat...among effete euro-trash!
[That frog video behind the photo of Garrett is just so pompous and woke...]
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This is Townsend's acoustic version of "Pinball Wizard," which he did at "The Secret Policeman's Ball," a fundraiser for Amnesty International. I overlook the cause because the music is great!
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The Lumineers Flowers In Your Hair. Who? Never heard of them until...you know...I heard them!
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Hank WilliamsJambalaya (on the Bayou) is a lot better than The Carpenters' version, which is treacly and childish.
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At the risk of tipping off my age, I remember this from high school. But that's not what is important...it's the hair and the mustache! Absolutely awesome.
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The Derailers100% Pure Fool
Another band I have never heard of, but who aren't bad!
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Beastie Boys (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)
This used to be ubiquitous, but luckily it was after my time, and even luckier, it has faded from our collective memory. I think it would be a lot better if it hadn't been played 8,000,000 times.
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 07:42 PM (Ia/+0)
7This is Townsend's acoustic version of "Pinball Wizard,"
Am I the only one who finds that kind of weird?
Re: Bellamys. Remember when Ovation guitars looked to be the next big thing? Glen Campbell, Jim Croce, a bunch of others used them then they just kind of went away.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:42 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2026 07:44 PM (j9ga8)
10 There are musicians I'm always told that it's Settled Science that they're the greatest ever. You aren't allowed to question it. But when I listen, I think, "What's the fuss?" or "This is terrible."
In my own neck of the woods, two are Wilhelm Fürtwangler and Maria Callas. But aficionados of other genres may have that same feeling about consensus greats. Any other examples?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 07:45 PM (eRlcH)
11
Guy in the picture looks like Castro back in the day.
Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 07:46 PM (xJpuh)
12
Garrett has the sturdy legs and manly devil-may-care attitude of a bull rider.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 07:46 PM (kpS4V)
13 Like Garret, the Pinball Wizard has such a supple wrist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 07:47 PM (w6EFb)
14 So this is your archetypal Café customer. The men's room must really be something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 07:48 PM (eRlcH)
Going to see Lettuce tonight at Dimitriou's Jazz Alley (downtown Seattle). Got a table in the front row. Dinner and a show. Seen them before. Funk/jazz/jam and fun.
28th anniversary gift to ourselves.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 19, 2026 07:48 PM (pE12i)
16
I saw "Secret Policemen's Ball" in the theatre back in the day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 07:49 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2026 07:53 PM (Q+gd/)
24
Piper's comment on the Outfields 'Your love' has had the song stuck in my head off and on for the past week.
Oddly, the idea that the girl is older than HE is does not change the basic premise- he's looking to cheat on his girlfriend. Might explain it a bit more. She's older, she might know things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)
27
The alternative rock station I listen to has played Beasty Boys almost daily
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)
28
I watched the movie version of "Quadrophenia." I thought it was boring. I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 07:58 PM (CHHv1)
29 Going to see Lettuce tonight at Dimitriou's Jazz Alley
Do they open for JJ Kale?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)
30
Re: Bellamys. Remember when Ovation guitars looked to be the next big thing? Glen Campbell, Jim Croce, a bunch of others used them then they just kind of went away.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:42 PM (vTZFs)
Mrs. E has an Ovation. Maybe I can get her to start playing again while she recuperates from surgery.
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2026 07:59 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)
Galoise packs used to be blue. Turkish Exports and Craven A came in a red pack. ISTR Djarum being reddish brown.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 08:03 PM (rbvCR)
33
Mrs. Wrecks was discussing the lost joys of her childhood including fried bologna which caused me to remember this song.
https://tinyurl.com/3ppvc3fn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 08:05 PM (ndZc7)
34
10 ... "But when I listen, I think, "What's the fuss?" or "This is terrible."
In my own neck of the woods, two are Wilhelm Fürtwangler and Maria Callas. But aficionados of other genres may have that same feeling about consensus greats. Any other examples?"
Callas' voice was expressive but I never cared for the tone. Her voice lacked the bell-like quality I expect for those arias. I don't tell people they are wrong about such things, I simply state my preferences. Since I don't really give a damn about their tastes beyond conversation, it's easy to walk away.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 08:06 PM (yTvNw)
35 I don't tell people they are wrong about such things, I simply state my preferences. Since I don't really give a damn about their tastes beyond conversation, it's easy to walk away.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 08:06 PM (yTvNw)
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Unless you run into True Opera Fans, who will tear you to pieces.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 08:08 PM (eRlcH)
36
Atta boy, Luther on Svengoolie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I loved that movie as a kid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)
37
Movie choices tonight are "The Postman" and "The Ghost and Mr Chicken". Decisions decisions.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)
38
Let us not forget that CBD, who is, perhaps, one of the most esteemed musicologists in the Solar System, said, "The Beach Boys are the World's Greatest Band!".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)
39Garrett has the sturdy legs and manly devil-may-care attitude of a bull rider.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 07:46 PM
Shorts don't qualify as pants.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: This might be an important question at September 19, 2026 08:15 PM (xJMj/)
42 Shorts don't qualify as pants.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Outside participation in sports, men should not be seen in them in public.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 08:16 PM (eRlcH)
43
35 ... "Unless you run into True Opera Fans, who will tear you to pieces."
Hadrian,
That's the real reason for the Second Amendment. Forget the 'well regulated militia' and 'security of a free state'. It's protection from music fanatics.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 08:16 PM (yTvNw)
44
The Who are way overrated, not as much as U2, but up there.
KC’s voice is to clean for Jambalaya.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 08:17 PM (T8bqm)
45
And you're absolutely right about Hank Williams and Jambalaya.
Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2026 07:52 PM (kU0PQ)
You can always trust a jambalaya recipe from a man named Fats..
https://youtu.be/kb77JJ3t_-A
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 19, 2026 08:20 PM (nbLIj)
46
I suppose I don't have to tell you people that you know nothing of music and the only music that doesn't suck is music I like.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
47
I really enjoy The Lumineers.
And Mumford and Sons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 08:24 PM (yEz+x)
48
suppose I don't have to tell you people that you know nothing of music and the only music that doesn't suck is music I like.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
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This guy gets it. It's a shame our musical tastes inevitably won't align 100% and therefore he's an idiot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V)
Great song. I love how he rhymes "My Yvonne" with "The Sweetest One".
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2026 08:30 PM (syz1S)
55
7 This is Townsend's acoustic version of "Pinball Wizard,"
Am I the only one who finds that kind of weird?
Re: Bellamys. Remember when Ovation guitars looked to be the next big thing? Glen Campbell, Jim Croce, a bunch of others used them then they just kind of went away.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Pete plays acoustic a lot actually when he play solo. Only sometimes with the later version of the Who.
Part of it is his hearing issues (tinnitus), another part is he composes on the acoustic, not electric. Buried in the recording mix on studio albums, you will hear Pete strumming along on acoustic on a number of Who hits as well as playing lead.
Fwiw, Pinball is one of three Townsend songs he performed that night. Drowned and Won't get Fooled Again as a duet with another distinguished classical guitarist, John Williams.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:30 PM (bk5GW)
56
It is 'settled science' (or should be) that 80 percent of all music ever composed peaked with J S Bach. Oh sure, the remaining 20 percent has its candles shining in the dark like Barber's Adagio, the second movement to Beethoven's 7th, Vince Guaraldi's Peanuts theme, and most of the soundtrack to the LOTR movies. And, of course, Bach the 18th century version of a string bass.
Some may disagree with this but they would be wrong. :-)
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 08:30 PM (yTvNw)
57
The Lumineers are a fun little band. Can't remember quite how I discovered them, but picked up a few of their songs for recurring playlists.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 08:31 PM (QVS9R)
58
On Jambayala, there is a hard R version of that song lyrics floating around. Hilarious if you ever heard it but yes. Hank did it best.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:32 PM (bk5GW)
59
And the backstory on Pete and his debut solo effort in public at the Secret Policeman's Ball video was that he downed a quart of brandy before going on and had been drinking earlier in the day. Can't remember if it was stage fright or not.
If you watch and listen carefully, they had to splice the Won't Get Fooled Again duet.
And the Amnesty of 1979 is not the Amnesty Intl of 2026--to the point that John Cleese has disowned them publicly on X for what they do now versus what they did do.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:34 PM (bk5GW)
60
What's your position on men in shorts?
Posted by: JackStraw
Only acceptable if they have a massive turgid wang hanging out of their fly...
Posted by: Peter Bootygig at September 19, 2026 08:34 PM (HIzTd)
61
The only female I can think of that would do justice to Jambalaya is Mary Chapin Carpenter. She has a Zydeco quality that suits the song.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 08:35 PM (yTvNw)
62The Lumineers Flowers In Your Hair. Who? Never heard of them until...you know...I heard them!
I'd heard of them. But thought they were a one-hit wonder, with "Ho Hey," who just vanished.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 08:35 PM (VHUov)
63
48 suppose I don't have to tell you people that you know nothing of music and the only music that doesn't suck is music I like.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
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This guy gets it. It's a shame our musical tastes inevitably won't align 100% and therefore he's an idiot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Eh, looking for an argument online I guess.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:36 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 08:37 PM (Ia/+0)
65
I wear pants all day at work no matter the weather. I don’t wear pants unless it really fucking cold and even then, I want my feet uncovered, like flip flops in February. Fuck pants. I wear pants to keep my job.
I never got The Who, strike me as sophomoric, worse than AC/DC
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 08:37 PM (T8bqm)
66
What's your position on men in shorts?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 08:28 PM (viF8m)
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Acceptable if they're not Richard Simmons-style silk short shorts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:38 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 08:38 PM (Ia/+0)
68
Eh, looking for an argument online I guess.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:36 PM (bk5GW)
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We're clearly joking, Whig.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:39 PM (kpS4V)
69
But, don’t ask me. Armed Forces is a top 10 favorite and I think Dylan is a genius.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 08:39 PM (T8bqm)
70
61 The only female I can think of that would do justice to Jambalaya is Mary Chapin Carpenter. She has a Zydeco quality that suits the song.
Posted by: JTB
Lots of more zydeco bands that just don't get played much other than for aficionados and Jambayala is a standard for them.
Professor Longhair and his band do a standout version of it on Rock n' Roll Gumbo. You can find the clip on You Tube if you look.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:40 PM (bk5GW)
71
We're clearly joking, Whig.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Wasn't talking about you guys.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:41 PM (bk5GW)
72
the only music that doesn't suck is music I like.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 08:42 PM (88C+u)
74
37 Movie choices tonight are "The Postman" and "The Ghost and Mr Chicken". Decisions decisions.
Posted by: fd
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"Atta Boy Luther!".
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:42 PM (bk5GW)
75
I got the jambalaya going with sausage, shrimp and chicken. Why settle for less?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 08:42 PM (5C90x)
76
Doing alright. Little driving on a Saturday night..
https://youtu.be/9SCzVEUlqqA
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 19, 2026 08:42 PM (nbLIj)
77
It's a shame our musical tastes inevitably won't align 100% and therefore he's an idiot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V)
93
Was watching Pretty in Pink but I have to get ready for bed
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 08:52 PM (Ia/+0)
94
28 I watched the movie version of "Quadrophenia." I thought it was boring. I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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It is a very British movie, same as foreign audiences not always getting American Graffiti.
And the Who is a very British band, note that they stayed in England (Moon lived on the West Coast for awhile in the mid seventies after his divorce) even when taxed to death.
So the Rock Opera double studio album that the movie was based upon was a guy having a total breakdown in his life to the extent he thinks about ending it all, and decides at the last minute when clinging to an ocean rock in a storm that love was what he should be seeking, not material things.
The movie had to tighten up the action and it helped make Sting a major celebrity because of it. The Who had little to do with the movie other than John Entwistle doing the sound track (and revising his bass lines from the original studio tapes).
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:53 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 19, 2026 08:53 PM (iIyc0)
96 The is a fun song from "K-On! The Movie!" currently streaming on Criterion.
The movie is about a Japanese high School girl rock group. They go to London for vacation and get to play their music at a small festival.
This is the song they play;
"Gohan Wa Okazu"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=B4mE6e2CUOU&list=RDEwe1C9GxkGQ
It's a silly song about rice but what I really like about it is that it totally captures the feel and sound of the early New Wave. Just a fun song that's fun to dance to.
Time to pogo on those arthritic knees y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 08:53 PM (iJfKG)
If this holds up on top of the Vanderbilt finish I might not completely give up on college football.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)
98
Naw, just paraphrasing FZ. If it sounds good to you, it's good. If it doesn't, it sucks.
Posted by: fd
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I learned to play music I loathed playing so I can kind of deal with anything musical once. Not my bag of tea, I won't take a second drink. Spent probably too much time in record stores during my yutehood.
And some bands that are great on recordings suck as live acts and some vice versa as well.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:56 PM (bk5GW)
99I watched the movie version of "Quadrophenia." I thought it was boring. I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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It is a very British movie, same as foreign audiences not always getting American Graffiti.
And the Who is a very British band, note that they stayed in England (Moon lived on the West Coast for awhile in the mid seventies after his divorce) even when taxed to death.
So the Rock Opera double studio album that the movie was based upon was a guy having a total breakdown in his life to the extent he thinks about ending it all, and decides at the last minute when clinging to an ocean rock in a storm that love was what he should be seeking, not material things.
The movie had to tighten up the action and it helped make Sting a major celebrity because of it. The Who had little to do with the movie other than John Entwistle doing the sound track (and revising his bass lines from the original studio tapes).
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:53 PM (bk5GW)
The weak part of the movie was that for the most part it stripped out all of the albums music and just left the story.
I think most people were expecting something more like a rock musical
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 08:56 PM (iJfKG)
100
Hey Eris have you checked out ADP, the polka dot alien guys?
Posted by: fd at September
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Whut? Please elaborate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)
101
At my prior job, always pants. Never knew what you were going to walk into and bruised legs are better than cut ones.
But at the current job, it's too damn hot. Safe enough, So I have been trying shorts. They are comfy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)
102 If this holds up on top of the Vanderbilt finish I might not completely give up on college football.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)
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What was that dumbcluck NC State QB thinking? If anything?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 08:57 PM (eRlcH)
103
87 Rush sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I find them pretty interesting as they tried to write beyond top 40 hits at the time. Don't listen to them all the time but went to a couple of their concerts at their prime and they gave great live shows.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 08:58 PM (bk5GW)
104
You'll love 'em or hate 'em. If you haven't see 'em:
Angine de Poitrine
youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 08:58 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 08:58 PM (T8bqm)
106
>>What was that dumbcluck NC State QB thinking? If anything?
One of the dumbest plays I've ever seen and I'm a Jets fan.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 08:59 PM (viF8m)
107
Whut? Please elaborate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)
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https://youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 19, 2026 08:59 PM (xJMj/)
108
He probably thought he could run out the clock obviating the ensuing free kick.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:00 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)
112
Speaking of bands I didn't realize were still around, here's one I listened to 30-some years ago. I guess they got back together in 2018 after disbanding in 1998, and youtube didn't let me know until this week. Roy's still got a great voice.
Fronch toast
Fronch fries
Fronch music
. . . and Peru!
I like the Fronch band Phoenix and Daft Punk.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2026 08:48 PM (rOKnE)
Zero 7 was pretty great too.
They never put out a bad album.
I wonder what happened to them. Just they kinda vanished.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 09:01 PM (iJfKG)
114
I remember the "Secret Policeman's Other Ball." I guess that means it was the second benefit they did. It was in the early 80's and the thing that stuck out was Sting going solo for the first time in a live performance....and he did an accoustic solo version of "Roxanne." It was pretty damn good.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 09:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 09:02 PM (yEz+x)
116
Definitely garrett because those are Marlboros
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:03 PM (RIvkX)
117
The weak part of the movie was that for the most part it stripped out all of the albums music and just left the story.
I think most people were expecting something more like a rock musical
Posted by: naturalfake
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The only way that would happen if Pete did it and he did it only once for Tommy and hated the whole process working with Ken Russell. It wasn't Ken particularly, it was the exhausting effort to twiddle and supervise all the musical talent.
Quadrophenia album was kind of a difficult period as the Who's studio, Ramport was not finished at the time and some of the recordings had a mobile studio truck outside doing the recordings. Lots of legal issues between band management, the band members themselves, and Pete trying to do essentially a solo album with his bandmates doing their parts. I suspect Pete was not interested six years later in doing that all over again like Tommy.
They revived Quadrophenia as a ballet over there which seems to be odd but probably better than a lot of dredged up crap on stage.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:03 PM (bk5GW)
118
That’s saying something, JS. I have had to watch the Jets most of my life.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:03 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2026 09:04 PM (rOKnE)
120
At the risk of tipping off my age, I remember this from high school. But that's not what is important...it's the hair and the mustache!
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You youngsters probably mistake this for "porn stache."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:04 PM (RIvkX)
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114 I remember the "Secret Policeman's Other Ball." I guess that means it was the second benefit they did. It was in the early 80's and the thing that stuck out was Sting going solo for the first time in a live performance....and he did an accoustic solo version of "Roxanne." It was pretty damn good.
Posted by: Orson
Not all are on the album but here is the list
Pinball Wizard - Pete Townshend
Farther Up The Road - Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck
Roxanne - Sting
In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush
Imagine - Mark Knopfler & Chet Atkins
On The Turning Away - David Gilmour
Amnesty - Dave Stewart
I Don't Like Mondays - Bob Geldof
Cause We've Ended As Lovers - Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck
Message In A Bottle - Sting
Won't Get Fooled Again - Pete Townshend & John Williams
Biko - Peter Gabriel
I Shall Be Released - The Secret Police
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:06 PM (bk5GW)
122
'In the Air Tonight' solo with Phil Collins is an interesting take absent the crushing drum entrance in the hit version.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:07 PM (bk5GW)
123
Conception - Feather Moves
https://youtu.be/cNJqoU56hlM
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)
Huh. Kind of makes one think of a James Bond movie song to play during the credits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
It's a silly song about rice but what I really like about it is that it totally captures the feel and sound of the early New Wave. Just a fun song that's fun to dance to.
Time to pogo on those arthritic knees y'all.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 08:53 PM (iJfKG)
Ok, I can get little Buggles vibe out of it...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 19, 2026 09:09 PM (nbLIj)
125
Rush sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 08:45 PM (yEz+x)
Fine. Whatever.
I love Rush. They are having a blast touring with Anika on the drums. Been a fan since I was 14.
So. there it is.
I also like pineapple on pizza.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ)
I loved the first comment: "Do you guys do weddings?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 09:11 PM (kpS4V)
131
I never listened to Beastie Boys or rap in general. When I lived in Newark Fairleigh Dickinson University radio station played a lot of local rappers that were good.
I taped some on my stereo recorder to play on the cassette "deck" in my car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:12 PM (RIvkX)
But I can’t stand the vocals on Rush. Geddy Lee is just horrid. Seriously.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 09:13 PM (yEz+x)
136
I recently stumbled across a video of Dr. Hook doing "Cover Of The Rolling Stone". All these years and I had never seen I and it was as great as I might have expected:
youtube.com/watch?v=KuvfIePDbgY
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 09:13 PM (MWfyi)
137
I love Rush. They are having a blast touring with Anika on the drums. Been a fan since I was 14.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Didn't you go to some very recent shows by them?
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:14 PM (bk5GW)
138
If you want to feel old, Wolfgang Van Halen is successful musician now:
https://tinyurl.com/2s3byd45
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2026 09:14 PM (rOKnE)
139
That crazy Jap vid about the overqualified drummer is a sing about not getting out of your warm bed on a cold morning.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:15 PM (GbONR)
140
136 I recently stumbled across a video of Dr. Hook doing "Cover Of The Rolling Stone". All these years and I had never seen I and it was as great as I might have expected:
youtube.com/watch?v=KuvfIePDbgY
Posted by: fd
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Is that the version they are doing before European Yutes? I see it is.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:15 PM (bk5GW)
141
I taped some on my stereo recorder to play on the cassette "deck" in my car.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:12 PM (RIvkX)
I miss physical media.
Iactuallymiss radio stations because they more readily exposed you to new stuff in your interests than ewetubs or spotify's algorithm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
142
FWIW, this is one of the best version of "American Pie" with Don McLean performing solo live in England in 1972 before a BBC studio audience. Great voice and playing guitar at the same time flawlessly.
https://youtu.be/RciM7P9K3FA
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:17 PM (bk5GW)
143
Pug I guess to bd a Rush fan you had to be a young man in late 70s-80s
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 09:17 PM (Ia/+0)
144
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Didn't you go to some very recent shows by them?
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:14 PM (bk5GW)
Alas, no. I can't remember where their closest show was, but it was hell and gone from Boise.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:18 PM (0aYVJ)
145
Lee is like Dylan: a real vocalist would ruin the unique sound.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:18 PM (GbONR)
146
Not to be sanctimonious but I haven't listened to Pete Townshend in a long time nor will I. He's got the malocchio.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:19 PM (RIvkX)
147
Alas, no. I can't remember where their closest show was, but it was hell and gone from Boise.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Ah, maybe I am thinking of Cow Demon. Seen some clips of their live tour online and Annika and the boys seem to be having a great time. Glad for them.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:19 PM (bk5GW)
148
Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 09:19 PM (Ia/+0)
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Lee is like Dylan: a real vocalist would ruin the unique sound.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:18 PM (GbONR)
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)
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Geddy's singing aside, he is among the greatest musicians ever. Period.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 09:20 PM (VHUov)
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Iactuallymiss radio stations because they more readily exposed you to new stuff in your interests than ewetubs or spotify's algorithm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
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This is true. I never would have listened to that without spinning the dial.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:21 PM (GbONR)
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Is this the thread for Nickleback fans?
Posted by: First time poster at September 19, 2026 08:28 PM (xJMj/)
https://youtu.be/DmeUuoxyt_E
I still like it. There is a lot worse shit out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:22 PM (zZu0s)
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>>FWIW, this is one of the best version of "American Pie" with Don McLean performing solo live in England in 1972 before a BBC studio audience. Great voice and playing guitar at the same time flawlessly.
My condo in Boston was almost right across Storrow Drive from the Hatch Shell on the Esplanade. In the before times, before Boston became zombie land, the city used to sponsor free movies every Friday night and occasional free (tax dollars) concerts.
Don McLean played one evening and had thousands of people under the stars singing Bye, Bye Miss American Pie. Might sound goofy now but it was pretty fucking awesome then.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:22 PM (viF8m)
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146 Not to be sanctimonious but I haven't listened to Pete Townshend in a long time nor will I. He's got the malocchio.
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Supertramp said it best in another context.
Now some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:22 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 09:22 PM (yEz+x)
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Don McLean played one evening and had thousands of people under the stars singing Bye, Bye Miss American Pie. Might sound goofy now but it was pretty fucking awesome then.
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Vincent is pretty damn good too as a song.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:23 PM (bk5GW)
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Evening, CBD and musical Horde! Just got back from a road trip to Ft. MacLeod in southern Alberta. Car show, and 80th birthday party for the host, who has a lovely home and shop there. I think he must have cornered the market on Chevy Cameo Carriers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 09:23 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:24 PM (GbONR)
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I still like it. There is a lot worse shit out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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True and with AI coming on strong, it will get worse before it gets better.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:24 PM (bk5GW)
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Like ABBA. Whose works are seared in my memory along with (the good) Kingston Trio, Marty Robbins, John Denver, Roger Whitaker, and more because I heard them many, many times off 8 tracks during the family pilgrimage to El Paso ever year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:26 PM (RIvkX)
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True and with AI coming on strong, it will get worse before it gets better.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:24 PM (bk5GW)
I actually listened to one of those that was trying to be an outlaw edgy country song that wasnt horrible. Ill see if I can find it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
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163 Like ABBA. Whose works are seared in my memory along with (the good) Kingston Trio, Marty Robbins, John Denver, Roger Whitaker, and more because I heard them many, many times off 8 tracks during the family pilgrimage to El Paso ever year.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Most singers had to be talented in the days of radio and before most of us knew what artists looked like on TV. Nowadays, talented natural voices are the exception with pitch correction and auto tuning.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:27 PM (bk5GW)
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In case you haven't guessed, it was Jerry Garcia playing pedal steel guitar on Teach Your Children with Crosby, Still and Nash.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
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Garrett looks like he rented that bike because there's no mud on the crocs.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 09:27 PM (5C90x)
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Fire department is being called out again.
Dean Martin can’t sing. Frank could. So could Tom Jones. Humperdincke was better than them all. I can tell a Buble’ song because it sounds fake.
Posted by: Accomack at September 19, 2026 09:29 PM (GbONR)
Pinball Wizard - Pete Townshend
Farther Up The Road - Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck
Roxanne - Sting
In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush
Imagine - Mark Knopfler & Chet Atkins
On The Turning Away - David Gilmour
Amnesty - Dave Stewart
I Don't Like Mondays - Bob Geldof
Cause We've Ended As Lovers - Eric Clapton & Jeff Beck
Message In A Bottle - Sting
Won't Get Fooled Again - Pete Townshend & John Williams
Biko - Peter Gabriel
I Shall Be Released - The Secret Police
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:06 PM (bk5GW)
Quite a list.
There are a couple of iconics in there.
In the Air Tonight and Won't Get Fooled Again.
And some other good ones.
I Don't Like Mondays is bad.
On The Turning Away is an underappreciated rock anthem.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 09:30 PM (BeyMP)
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I actually listened to one of those that was trying to be an outlaw edgy country song that wasnt horrible. Ill see if I can find it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It is not so much that AI generates awful music; it is more because it has no literal soul in it--it is built in bits of plagiarism from all musical artists in the past, tossed into a AI blender, and spooned out as a smoothie.
Pop music has been dumbed down literally so much and processed and computerized to the point where it is about as appetizing as ultra processed food. And that is before AI got to it.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:30 PM (bk5GW)
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Are Crocs halal?
Posted by: This might be an important question at September 19, 2026 08:15 PM (xJMj/)
Speaking of crocs, as I was leaving the car show today, I noticed a yuuge sandstone boulder at the gate. Looked like a petrified log in it. It was not. It was a fossilized crocodile, about a yard and a half long. Could clearly see the impressions of the plates that made up its hide, plus the skull, eye sockets, and teeth. Amazing preservation. I suspect it is a Champsosaurus, not a true crocodilian, whose time period spanned the K-T boundary. In other words, they survived the big meteor that did in the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 09:30 PM (1z8ji)
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Listening to Shadows Fall right now. An outstanding metal band that never got the recognition it deserved. Order of magnitude more talented than fooking Metallica.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:30 PM (0aYVJ)
I think tinyurl is messing with you. That's still CSNY. Though it's a link to a playlist, not a song, so maybe everyone gets something different?
But if we can't have Seattle grunge? Then how about some Seattle..... blues?
Walking Papers - Right In Front Of Me
https://youtu.be/F735G4kvc2s
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 09:32 PM (VHUov)
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On The Turning Away is an underappreciated rock anthem.
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I would agree, I always liked Dave Gilmour's voice and guitar picking.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:32 PM (bk5GW)
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Nowadays, talented natural voices are the exception with pitch correction and auto tuning.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:27 PM (bk5GW)
You're not lying. Not too many Bing out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:33 PM (zZu0s)
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My favorite Seattle bands are Alice in Chains, Queensryche, Metal Church, and Nevermore.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:33 PM (0aYVJ)
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And for those of y’all who hate nirvana, beat this for a broken heart song
https://tinyurl.com/33jpv2dr
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 09:34 PM (yEz+x)
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You're not lying. Not too many Bing out there.
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And many of the pop singers are now simply miming the words and using backing tracks when they actually sing. Both old and new really big names. Not interested in that. Fil on Wings of Pegasus YT channel nails a lot of them in videos.
If you have the time, Rick Beato's long form interviews on YT are simply great. His recent interview of Billy Joel on songwriting was fantastic as was his Dave Gilmour interview.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:36 PM (bk5GW)
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On The Turning Away is an underappreciated rock anthem.
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I would agree, I always liked Dave Gilmour's voice and guitar picking.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:32 PM (bk5GW)
Momentary Lapse of Reason is my favorite Pink Floyd album. I really think Waters was holding the band back. Gilmour took the baton, and did a wonderful job, with Nick and Richard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)
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178 And for those of y’all who hate nirvana, beat this for a broken heart song
Grunge was a musical moment but Rap killed it and almost all rock for a generation or so. Now with AID gone, curiously rap has dropped off the map recently on hit charts. Wonder what all that was about.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:38 PM (bk5GW)
He said without wondering at all because he knows.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)
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Momentary Lapse of Reason is my favorite Pink Floyd album. I really think Waters was holding the band back. Gilmour took the baton, and did a wonderful job, with Nick and Richard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
It had its moments, Roger went full on sociopath right about after Wish You Were Here. He told of a fan at some show in Canada that he lured to the stage so he could spit on him--think that was the Animals tour. And that then inspired him to do the wall. Always amused that Toni Tennille's voice is on the Wall album in One of My Turns. She says, IIRC, "OMG what a fabulous room, are all of these your guitars?
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:41 PM (bk5GW)
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Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:36 PM (bk5GW)
In theme:
https://youtu.be/fztkUuunI7g
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 09:42 PM (cPl+1)
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Always amused that Toni Tennille's voice is on the Wall album in One of My Turns. She says, IIRC, "OMG what a fabulous room, are all of these your guitars?
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:41 PM (bk5GW)
Wait. Really?
Never knew that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:43 PM (0aYVJ)
Heh. Used at the beginning in LA Story movie (Steve Martin's lovestory ode to LA).
Underappreciated movie showing LA at its near peak compared with nowadays.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:44 PM (bk5GW)
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Now some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
Posted by: whig a
Fornication and adultery have always sold. Supertramp added snappy hooks solos and whistling
Swell
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 19, 2026 09:44 PM (Iobm3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 19, 2026 09:35 PM
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That funky monkey?
Posted by: TRex - MC dino at September 19, 2026 09:45 PM (XfIK1)
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There is a version of O Holy Night sang by a male singer in English that I look for every Christmas. It was on a CD of Christmas songs I got in college. I can never find it but it is one of the best non choir versions of the song I have ever heard.
It also works into my particular mania where once I hear a given version of a song any other cover just sounds... wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)
192Nowadays, talented natural voices are the exception with pitch correction and auto tuning.
Posted by: whig
They're around. But if they sing like this, they burn out their vocal cords before they make it big:
https://youtu.be/JCwIJD3z9KI?t=430
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 09:45 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: The Captain at September 19, 2026 09:47 PM (Q+gd/)
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Speaking of Pearl Jam, I recently saw the movie "Song Sung Blue" about a couple who were part of a Neil Diamond tribute band. They became so big locally that when Pearl Jam toured Wisconsin they were asked to open for them. Fun scene with young Eddie Vedder jamming with the band.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 09:47 PM (kpS4V)
They could take a cue from Roger Daltrey and a few others like Julie Andrews. If you dig around, Roger could still hit high notes live from Baba O'Reilly up to his eighties without pitch correction and autotune.
Robert Plant did not use the same technique and basically ruined his voice.
Fil on his Wings of Pegasus analysis demonstrated that in one of his audio and I think the Charismatic Voice singer mentioned that as well on technique.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:49 PM (bk5GW)
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The Derailers are one of my favorites. Saw them at The Broken Spoke. Check this out: https://tinyurl.com/mtbb3kmr
Posted by: Longwing at September 19, 2026 09:50 PM (RS6t5)
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Robert Plant is not even Robert Plant anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
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Fornication and adultery have always sold. Supertramp added snappy hooks solos and whistling
Swell
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Actually, Roger might have been writing more about marijuana than groupies. He quit it about that time because it was affecting his voice.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:50 PM (bk5GW)
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Using music posts to parse out my recordings from back before my hands and voice gave 'way. Eventually, I'll run out of 'em. Another silly short one. Pinheaded protest.
🎶 🎹 amateur hour again
Banking It's where we keep the money
Link in nic. Should play from 9:31 to 11:26 in the vid.
A cut from Mindful Webworkshop #4, 2016 Sep 1
Think Doris Day or Jo Stafford. How many modern females have that kind of room filling voice. Best i could come up with was Amy Lee (definitely) and maybe Adele.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:52 PM (zZu0s)
205150 Geddy's singing aside, he is among the greatest musicians ever. Period.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:20 PM (0aYVJ)
I love watching this YouTube reaction channel called The Charismatic Voice, which is done by professional opera singer Elizabeth Zharoff. Her reaction to Rush, and analysis of Geddy's voice and place in their music, is great.
As I mentioned back in June after seeing their first show in Ft. Worth, if you are at all a fan, you should do everything you can to see them. Geddy's voice is better than it has been in decades, but aside from that, they are still at the peak of their instrumental prowees, and the choice of Anika to sit on the most coveted throne in Rock was inspired. She is killing it!
As for the self actuating Chatty Cathy dolls with their vocal critiques, your opinion is noted as exactly that -- your opinion.
Posted by: goozer at September 19, 2026 09:53 PM (eTh1u)
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I think part of why I love "Momentary Lapse of Reason" so much is because I was in AIT at Fort Sam, and I had it on cassette; and that's where I met my wife.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2026 09:54 PM (rOKnE)
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201 Robert Plant is not even Robert Plant anymore.
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He was having troubles with his voice like Steve Marriott did sooner by the time that Zeppelin was about finished. There is a reason he dropped pitch as a recourse. Shouting and singing from the diaphragm a lot will over time cause voice cords to thicken and nodules develop.
I think that is what eventually got Julie Andrews and the surgery to repair the damage was botched.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:54 PM (bk5GW)
The first concert I went to as a kid was Taylor at Princeton University. A friend's older sister was nice enough to take her brother and me.
About 5 minutes into the show there was some electrical problem with his bands amps. So they played the rest of the show without it. Crowd stayed silent. It was weirdly awesome. Big hall but you could hear his voice clear as a bell.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:56 PM (viF8m)
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Think Doris Day or Jo Stafford. How many modern females have that kind of room filling voice. Best i could come up with was Amy Lee (definitely) and maybe Adele.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Part of it, I think, is that the pop music has more or less restricted singers to the upper range of their voices. Doris Day and Julie Andrews for example went down register as much as up often in the same song. And often for men, down register voice lasts a lot longer than being able to sing tenor at volume from the diaphram for very long.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:57 PM (bk5GW)
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Count me in as another non-fan of Rush. They try too hard to be profound. Rock and roll is not supposed to be "profound"; it's supposed to be fun.
Fortunately, Geddy Lee's voice is beyond the range of my hearing now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 09:58 PM (1z8ji)
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Geddy's voice is better than it has been in decades, but aside from that, they are still at the peak of their instrumental prowees, and the choice of Anika to sit on the most coveted throne in Rock was inspired. She is killing it!
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Posted by: goozer at September 19, 2026 09:53 PM (eTh1u)
I often binge-watch yootoobz of Rush on tour. Alex and Geddy love Anika, and she is killing it. They said she is learning new songs weekly. And she is funny. I love her jokes as they wrap up Working Man at the end of their show.
Neil would love it. they are having an absolute blast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)
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Robert Plant is not even Robert Plant anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
Lol, let's get a list going of rockers:
Plant
Page
Jagger
Richards
Daltrey
Townshend
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 09:58 PM (BeyMP)
Think Doris Day or Jo Stafford. How many modern females have that kind of room filling voice. Best i could come up with was Amy Lee (definitely) and maybe Adele.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There are a lot of bands like Evanescence, and they've almost all got an Amy Lee-level vocalist. Floor Jansen, Simone Simons, Cristina Scabbia.....
I should probably pick an older band, and say something like "Evanescence is one of many bands like Lacuna Coil....." Evanescence was definitely following a well-worn path.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 09:58 PM (VHUov)
The first concert I went to as a kid was Taylor at Princeton University. A friend's older sister was nice enough to take her brother and me.
About 5 minutes into the show there was some electrical problem with his bands amps. So they played the rest of the show without it. Crowd stayed silent. It was weirdly awesome. Big hall but you could hear his voice clear as a bell.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Taylor has a unique voice and song writing skills and it plays well with Carole or Carly Simon. Back in the heyday of singer songwriters.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 09:59 PM (bk5GW)
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Hey, you kids! Turn that noise down and get upstairs!
The ONT is NOOD!
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
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Carly Simon used to own a bar on Martha's Vineyard called Hot Tin Roof. Used to be great place for live music on a summer evening.
Fun times.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:02 PM (viF8m)
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Plant is the number one rock voice of all time.
This isn't debatable.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:03 PM (BeyMP)
But how can you not love this song
https://youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs
Posted by: nurse ratched
One of his better albums. Musicians and movie actors though share a lot of the same attributes--adoring crowds if they make it, lots of entourage phonies attracted around them, exist in a crooked business with crooked promoters, managers, record labels, etc. trying to cheat them, and people trying to use them politically to manipulate others.
The better ones resist those impulses, some give in to some if not all the vices.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 10:03 PM (bk5GW)
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Yeah, I guess I expected something different from "Quadrophenia." It didn't help that the lead (Jimmy?) had no presence at all. Toyah Wilcox as Monkey was great, because Toyah Wilcox is always great.
As for "Tommy," I like it a lot and I think it does the music well. "Quadrophenia" could have used more Ken Russell.
Speaking of whom, I also watched "The Boy Friend." Every time I think I've seen the Ultimate Ken Russell film, he keeps making another one.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 10:04 PM (CHHv1)
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About 5 minutes into the show there was some electrical problem with his bands amps. So they played the rest of the show without it. Crowd stayed silent. It was weirdly awesome. Big hall but you could hear his voice clear as a bell.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:56 PM (viF8m)
Had that happen many years ago when Dr. John played the then brand new Jack Singer Concert Hall in Calgary. PA system cacked out. He asked the crowd to vote on taking a rain check (which might be years down the road) or have him play acoustic. The latter won out, hugely. And I was lucky enough to be front row center. Mac played that big grand piano for 90 minutes straight, with a huge smile on his face the whole time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:04 PM (1z8ji)
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219 Plant is the number one rock voice of all time.
This isn't debatable.
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I think it is pretty clear that if you tried to generate an AI list of a typical rock singer in the 70's, it would come up with Robert Plant.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 10:04 PM (bk5GW)
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Mac played that big grand piano for 90 minutes straight, with a huge smile on his face the whole time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That guy was an interesting cat. He could tell New Orleans music history as well as sing/perform the heck out of it.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 10:05 PM (bk5GW)
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>>Had that happen many years ago when Dr. John played the then brand new Jack Singer Concert Hall in Calgary. PA system cacked out. He asked the crowd to vote on taking a rain check (which might be years down the road) or have him play acoustic. The latter won out, hugely. And I was lucky enough to be front row center. Mac played that big grand piano for 90 minutes straight, with a huge smile on his face the whole time.
Random issues sometimes turns out to give the best smiles.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m)
226213 [...] I often binge-watch yootoobz of Rush on tour. Alex and Geddy love Anika, and she is killing it. They said she is learning new songs weekly. And she is funny. I love her jokes as they wrap up Working Man at the end of their show.
Neil would love it. they are having an absolute blast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)
Absolutely! I hope that when the concert vid comes out that they include those wonderful band interplay moments.
If I could afford it, I would see them again. But my concert buget for the rest of the year was eaten up by the (alleged) farewell Journey tour and the Beat tour concerts in November.
Posted by: goozer at September 19, 2026 10:09 PM (eTh1u)
Posted by: goozer at September 19, 2026 10:10 PM (eTh1u)
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221 Yeah, I guess I expected something different from "Quadrophenia." It didn't help that the lead (Jimmy?) had no presence at all. Toyah Wilcox as Monkey was great, because Toyah Wilcox is always great.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Well, Franc Roddam's Quadrophenia was about as far from the musical Tommy from Ken Russell as it gets. Interestingly, most of the cast of Quadrophenia core members became professional character actors in theater and tv (with the occasional movie) in the UK.
If you have the album Quadrophenia (not the movie soundtrack but the original MCA album), it came with a 30 some odd page photo diary of Jimmy with some absolutely great shots explaining his character solely by silent photographs as accompanying the movie. The art director for the album had to bail out the Jimmy model who had stolen a double decker bus for a joyride. The art director had to appear in court and vouch for the model to get him off to finish the photoshoot.
The hour long YT video of the making of the album Quadrophenia by the BBC is excellent btw and gets into some of these amusing details like Ramport Studios being flooded by rain during a Quadrophenia recording session.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 10:11 PM (bk5GW)
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welp goodnight folks. Off to watch Ludwig series one in prep for the new series 2.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2026 10:13 PM (bk5GW)
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218 Carly Simon used to own a bar on Martha's Vineyard called Hot Tin Roof. Used to be great place for live music on a summer evening.
Fun times.
Posted by: JackStraw
Oh wow. That must have been wonderful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 10:19 PM (yEz+x)
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But how can you not love this song
https://youtu.be/n2MtEsrcTTs
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dammit. Nurse, you just made me cry.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 10:32 PM (rdVOm)
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Saw Robert Plant with Allison Krause twice.
Great shows. Heard him in a podcast and he talked about how much he learned from her.
Love that a Rock God, from Mount Olympus, was so humble to learn from another artist from another branch of the music tree.
I cracked up some other Boomers by kneeling and doing the "I am not worthy" thing at the start of the show. But I felt it was pretty sincere on my part.
Bonnaroo Rules!
Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (Jmy/7)
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Neil Young makes some great music. Saw him at a FarmAid, great performance. John Mellencamp, well, let's just say he should host and not perform. Might have been a bad day, but ugh.
Imagine if we could only listen to people we agreed with.
Imagine if they only got paid by people who agreed with them!
Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 19, 2026 10:36 PM (Jmy/7)
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Situations in which a heterosexual man should wear a beret:
1) As part of a military uniform that includes a beret.
2) There is no 2.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (qlLNh)
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A little sobering to realize that Plant was only 20 years old when Zep formed.
Even then, it was impressive for a 20-year-old to pull off the down and dirty blues thing. "Squeeze my lemon...til the juice runs down my leg."
Today's 20-year-olds eat avocado toast and get PTSD if you forget to call them "xim".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 10:58 PM (qlLNh)
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>>>[That frog video behind the photo of Garrett is just so pompous and woke...]
It's so ... awful.
I don't want to work
Je ne veux pas travailler
I don't want to have lunch
Je ne veux pas déjeuner
I just want to forget him
Je veux seulement l'oublier
And then I smoke
Et puis je fume
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 12:52 AM (odBC9)
The first concert I went to as a kid was Taylor at Princeton University. A friend's older sister was nice enough to take her brother and me.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 09:56 PM (viF8m)
What a great sister!
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 12:56 AM (odBC9)
Hobby Thread - September 19, 2026 [TRex]
Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. For this week, the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) is feeling lucky and decided on a tool plus theme for this Hobby Thread.
Tool plus? What's that? Tool content with additional bonus content! Hooray!
What time is it? Tool time!
[Top photo: Craftsman Hand Tools Catalog, 1964]
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This started as a tool thread, but I found a few other things along the way that warranted space in the content. You're welcome to talk tools, screws, framing, cannons, whittling, art or anything else related or adjacent.
If you wish to stay on topic, I'm very interested in knowing what cheap tools perform just as well as expensive ones? This often comes up in the context of "what should I buy or not buy at Harbor Freight?" More below.
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What are you hobbying?
The theme may not be your favorite but give it a chance before you judge and bail out. Any adjacent hobbying is in scope, so jump in with your interests, stories and questions.
In any event, the thread is not limited to to the theme. Anything (legal) you are hobbying is welcome. Even if the theme does not speak to you, you might learn something or be entertained. If not, offer something else relating to hobbying. If all of that fails, just check in and say hello.
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. Leave politics and religion to threads elsewhere (unless your hobby is building or restoring churches). Pants? Nope. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.
Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.
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Wow. Just wow.
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I don't know what this tool is or what it is used for but it is a combination of awesome and terrifying.
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This is a great topic - what cheap tools perform just as well as expensive ones?
I would not have guessed that a Forstner bit was on the list.
Higher price typically means more precision and durability. The more parts, the more risk with cheaper. The more that specific metals and materials matter, the more risk with cheaper. A clamp or extension cord from Harbor Freight probably works fine. A caliper, measuring device, a heavy-use table saw, or chisel might not.
Having said that, there are always exceptions and bargains. What cheaper tools or hobbying equipment or supplies or cleaners work just as well as expensive ones in your experience?
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Screw knowledge
I never use Torx. Perhaps I should??
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Not sure where I got these photos, but they've been sitting in my computer folder waiting for the right opportunity to shine. Where did this wrench come from? I've never seen a wrench with Ford lettering. An old Ford toolkit? A Ford factory?
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I appreciate people that appreciate history. I appreciate people that can make things. I also appreciate clever people that can tell a story in an amusing and engaging manner.
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Impressive (well done theme, art and video). Could you do this?
JTB - this guy has a video for you:
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Cross stitch framing at home on a budget:
How about a professional frame maker? Lots of useful knowledge, but the jigs and templates in this video alone earned it a place in the content.
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If you're not a reloader, can you melt down spent bullet casings to make brass stock for hobbying? Turns out the answer is yes!
I know what you're saying. Isn't this the same guy that made his own cannon? Yes. Yes it is. I think making a cannon at home qualifies as hobbying.
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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did a tractor theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
Notable comments from last week:
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Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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Reminder: if you put links in the comments, use a URL shortener and describe what you're linking to. Failing to do either or both makes you barrel-eligible. Don't make people click to find out what you're linking.
Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Or just email to say hello. Do mighty things.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 05:40 PM (1Ff7Z)
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This post is sponsored by your friends at the People's Republic of Harbor Freight
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wpRMV)
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My dad was unapologetic tool collector. We moved a bunch of times when I was growing up and his favorite hobby was home improvement. It got completely out of hand when they bought their first farm. He started buying tools for the tools.
And my best friend had a boat maintenance and repair business for 40 years. His last shop was an old car dealership that we turned into a boat and engine repair shop.
Between the two of their tool collections we could have built a space shuttle. I never had to buy tools, just borrow and put the damn thing back where you found it!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 05:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 05:41 PM (MWfyi)
16 I'm beginning to enjoy "tools that run on a Ryobi 18V battery".
Her Majesty was the pioneer of battery-operated fans at dog shows. Home Depot had just just just started coming out with the 8-inch and 4-inch fans run on an 18V battery and she got one for Delilah while waiting for the Hound Group to go in. Handlers were very impressed and now they're ubiquitous.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH)
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No games lately
But also.in last couple days used my spoke shave at work to shave off tops of floor joists
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)
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I have a Kubota compact tractor. The company is headquartered in Japan, thus they are all metric. At least mine is. It's 14 years old.
So... I have a bunch of metric sized hand tools for it.
Including the infamous 10mm socket.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 05:44 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 05:46 PM (viF8m)
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I was looking through local Craig's List for grape crusher/destemmer and I found one. Unfortunately the hopper is about 4' long and heavy enough to need lifting equipment. It is far too much for what I want so I will be doing something else.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 05:47 PM (rbvCR)
When I was a kid, when the Peoples Commissar came to your door and ordered you to dig an anti-tank ditch on the outskirts of town, you showed up with your family's only tablespoon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:47 PM (wpRMV)
224 Torx screws are really the best, yes you should
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 05:32 PM
Completely agree with Skip.
Once you start using Torx screws on the appropriate projects, you will never go back.
Build even a tiny deck, or a three-step stair riser (and replace the treads 10 years later) and you will never go back.
Driving torx screws is an improvement.
Backing out torx screws is nerdvana.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 05:49 PM (HlyYF)
Unless you have too many exact duplicates of the same thing, I don't believe it is possible to have too many tools (or guns).
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 05:57 PM (HlyYF)
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Dad was a huge fan of craftsman tools; really didn't buy any other kind. I still have a lot of his stuff from around the era of that catalog. They will probably go to my kids and grandkids.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 19, 2026 05:58 PM (VtGHd)
I just received my new AM-FM-shortwave portable radio, a Tecsun PL-330. First reaction: It's *tiny* -- not a lot bigger than my first 9-transistor radio when I was ten.
Second reaction: I read the manual and put in the battery, and it read "full charge." I went ahead and set some things up, and on shortwave pulled in WWV at 20mHz. The ticking and pinging are quite audible -- but the voice reading out the hour and minute is hard to discern. Maybe I need an extra antenna. The local FM stations come in fine.
Then I noticed the charge indicator was very low, and online I saw a detail not in the manual, that you should charge it before its first use. So now it's charging happily away -- the online resource said it might take 3.5 hours from low charge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 05:59 PM (wzUl9)
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Since I don't have to be fast or especially productive with woodworking, I prefer hand tools to electric. (A good table saw is the exception.) All my carving is done with hand tools. Using a Dremel or similar to carve never had any appeal.
I've made picture frames from white oak that have lasted for decades. Handsaw, chisels, scraper, and an antique wooden body hand plane did all the work. Power tools would have been faster but not better. Helps to be not in a hurry.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 05:59 PM (yTvNw)
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30 Dad was a huge fan of craftsman tools; really didn't buy any other kind. I still have a lot of his stuff from around the era of that catalog. They will probably go to my kids and grandkids.
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Craftsman is now owned by Lowe's and made only of the finest Chinesium.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 06:00 PM (wpRMV)
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>>Just looked at VW Beetle roll up tool kit prices on eBay. Eye opening.
If you find the tool that gives a Beetle an even slightly efficient heating system, buy it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 06:01 PM (viF8m)
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My entire deck, two levels and half surround an above ground pool, are all done with torx.
https://ibb.co/tT9MmHtJ
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 06:01 PM (2Cry5)
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Bought a Harbor Freight pry bar. Their metallurgy is not the best.
Posted by: Ronster at September 19, 2026 06:02 PM (IFwjj)
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A few years ago I bought a power drill at -- I think it was still Sears. From time to time I have use for it, and have to charge it each time, but that doesn't take long. At work in the summer of '23, I reconfigured an office/table that was using up space in our break room, so that we'd have room for the water cooler my boss wanted. The drill certainly came in handy with that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:02 PM (wzUl9)
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There's nothing like having the right tool for the job. Don't know how many times I've been trying to do something, getting more and more frustrated and muttering "Why can't I get this right?" To find out that what I had in my hand wasn't cutting the mustard and was usually worn out. Chuck it in the garbage, go find a new one, and viola! Now things are cooking!
On a related note, was once at the hardware store with DH and looked at some multi-use multi-tool up by the register, wondering aloud what one would use it for. DH commented, "My dad told me once, never buy a tool that doesn't know what it does."
Posted by: tankascribe at September 19, 2026 06:07 PM (NtoJk)
39 Bought a Harbor Freight pry bar. Their metallurgy is not the best.
Posted by: Ronster at September 19, 2026
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I came close to buying a tire inflator there. Then I went across the street and found a better price on pretty much the same unit at Home Depot. It's in my trunk now. It plugs into the "cigarette lighter," as we used to call it, and while I air up the tires, I run the engine so as not to deplete the battery. It comes in very handy. You have to stop at a tire store now to get use of an air hose, if you don't have your own inflator.
I'm so old I remember when gas stations had free air, and when others had those $1.00 inflator machines that never let you finish all four tires on the same buck. You always had to put another dollar in.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)
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I still have and use my Craftsman hand tools. I do have others, but my Craftsman ones are the best. I'm not sure I trust new ones.
Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2026 06:07 PM (kU0PQ)
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That weird and terrifying tool is obviously a Chicago deep dish pizza cutter.
*winks, lays finger aside of mobster nose*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 06:08 PM (kpS4V)
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36 Bought a Harbor Freight pry bar. Their metallurgy is not the best.
Posted by: Ronster at September 19, 2026 06:02 PM (IFwjj)
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Do you even realize how many peasants farm implements were melted down to create that high-quality item?
Posted by: The Great Leap Forward at September 19, 2026 06:08 PM (wpRMV)
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And this reminds me I need to break out my sawhorse set-up so I can trim a door. There is no easy, good way to plane the edge of a door - you'd think they made a jig for that.
Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2026 06:09 PM (kU0PQ)
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As you might guess, I've always has a certain fascination with threaded fasteners.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 06:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 06:11 PM (kpS4V)
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That angle grider would not last long with that saw blade
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)
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44 As you might guess, I've always has a certain fascination with threaded fasteners.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 06:10 PM (2Ez/1)
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It's probably why all the smoking hot babes buy you drinks at the singles clubs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 06:11 PM (wpRMV)
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Duty cycle. Harbor freight is a supplier of light duty tools therefore cheaper. You can get lots of decent tools there cheap if your application is not a heavy duty application. Also, I buy HF when I know there's a high probability my tools will be stolen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 06:14 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)
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I used to work construction and the only thing good about Crapsman was they would replace them with no questions WHEN (i don't say if) they broke. Their skilssaws were really weak but we kept a few around for jobs that might damage the saw, like cutting through old flooring with nails and there was always a burned up one or 2 in there waiting to be taken back. Same with their tape measures, no matter what brand tape measures had a couple month lifespan, so might as well get a Crapsman and when the end broke off, as it always did, just trade it in. Usually we'd wait until we had a few. Otherwise, avoid.
Posted by: docweasel at September 19, 2026 06:16 PM (IuCAX)
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Sad news... Sherline, one of the two remaining US manufacturers of hobby machine tools, is going out of business. That leaves Taig. Everything else is Chinese crap and (the last I looked) the Chicoms weren't making anything that a) would work in a limited space and b) wasn't total junk completely unsuitable for machining metal. You've gotta go up to one of their 7x mini-lathes for that, and it's not easy keeping one of those on a closet shelf.
I've got a Sherline lathe and mill set up, along with some old-school Unimat equipment. Haven't had much time to mess with it this year due to health issues, but I hope to get back to it this winter (it's a good indoor hobby for winter).
Some say that the advent of cheap 3D printers hastened the decline, but I'm skeptical -- they're really complimentary processes. I've got a Bambu 3D printer too. Printers work by adding material, lathes and mills work by removing it.
Sherline is still selling stuff until they run out, so if you've been thinking about it...
https://www.sherline.com
These things just exude quality, like old school Hewlet-Packard before Carly the Cunt took over.
They're not cheap, so don't expect them to be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 06:17 PM (qlLNh)
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Actually, and not hard to believe me, wondered what it would take to make a smooth bore cannon
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)
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Those metric tools I have for the tractor include deep and shallow sockets, open ended - ratcheting wrenches and a selection of torx. Those are mostly from HF. The other stuff is Craftsman... when Sears was still a thing.
Sort a pain in the ass to store. My Craftsman double stack toolbox is packed with this stuff I can hardly move that damn thing even with it's wheels.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 06:18 PM (2Cry5)
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The ending of the NC State/Vanderbilt game is one for the books.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 06:19 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bleeding tattoo at September 19, 2026 06:19 PM (Cqx++)
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Tools! Hand tools, power tools, anvil/forge and horseshoeing tools.
I lack a 3 ton jack.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2026 06:20 PM (UdrMW)
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Circa 1983 I was helping FIL tear down an old shed. In the dirt I found an ancient hatchet head, sans wooden handle. Cleaned it up to reveal the CRAFTSMAN logo.
He said I could keep it.
Naturally I thought of the lifetime warranty and figured I had just scored a free hatchet.
Thankfully, I thought better of it and simply fitted a new wooden handle to it.
Still have it today. Looks cool and always gives me an excuse to tell the story whenever I use it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 06:20 PM (2Ez/1)
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Those who have ever worked on old British motorcyles and cars know that in addition to metric, the Brits used at least FIVE incompatible sets of threads, none of which were compatible with US SAE threads.
Because of course they did.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 06:22 PM (qlLNh)
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I saw Three Ton Jack open for Meat Loaf at The Whiskey in '81.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 06:23 PM (wpRMV)
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TRex,
Thanks for including that 7 days to learn woodcarving video. It does a nice job showing how some of the tools cut, the proper way to use a mallet (gently), the idea of following wood grain, etc. without getting into too many weeds. The guy has an eye for design, judging by his experience with linocut, but that doesn't help with new to him tools. The first project was a good example on how to use small gouges. I also liked that he used thinner basswood pieces to build up a block, which saves some money.
There are some wonderful YT videos on basic woodcarving. Doug Linker and Gene Messer come to mind.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 06:23 PM (yTvNw)
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I so.far have played with lead and plumbing solder, but know lead ingots take a long time to cool
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)
64I'm beginning to enjoy "tools that run on a Ryobi 18V battery".
The only problem with those (any brand, not just Ryobi) is that you're tied into that brand's system. I have a bunch of 18v Ryobi stuff and it's fine but I wish I'd opted for the 40v instead.
On the topic of old tools, I picked up a Stanley 519 brace with Brazilian rosewood fittings for $10 a few weeks ago and a full set of Irwin bits for about $24. They all have a bit of surface rust but I can deal with that.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 06:24 PM (vTZFs)
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Harbor Freight is good for light use and/or disposable items. I mean, why spend good money on high-end plastic sheeting, rubber gloves, rope, and a hunting knife when all are just going to be burnt or thrown in a hole in the ground?
Posted by: PabloD at September 19, 2026 06:24 PM (CoKDD)
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I sometimes buy a one-off tool from HF. USUALLY it works the one time that I need it.
Never, never, never anything that's safety-critical, though.
You might feel comfortable crawling under a vehicle on HF jackstands, but not this cat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 19, 2026 06:26 PM (qlLNh)
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Handiest thing I have purchased lately is a Ryobi 6 in chainsaw.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2026 06:28 PM (UdrMW)
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I know there are good reasons to have battery power tools but I'm not on a remote job site. The ones I've had never held up long term. I would rather run an extension cord if needed. My corded electric hand drills have lasted for decades.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 06:29 PM (yTvNw)
6914 Every farm needs a cannon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
15 Mounted on a bench grinder.
Posted by: fd
That doesn't seem like the optimal mounting solution.
But maybe I shouldn't argue; I'm not the guy with the cannon.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 06:30 PM (VHUov)
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Good evening Horde. Thank you for choosing the Ace of Spades for your hobbying needs.
I asked Grok about the Ford wrench and it said:
It is a contract-made tool produced for Ford by a supplier (most commonly Moore Drop Forging Company of Springfield, Massachusetts, often identified by an “M” or circled-M stamp on the reverse) and branded with the Ford name for inclusion in factory vehicle tool kits.
The “Ford” stamp on the shank is the period branding Ford specified for owner-supplied tools. Similar wrenches appear in Model T (1908–1927), Model A (1928–1931), later V-8 car, and Ford N-series tractor (1939–1952) kits.
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Harbor Freight also has a loyalty program that periodically gives you useful/useless shit.
Examples are; a pack of microfiber towels, a little extensible wand for picking up screws or other small metal objects off the floor, a set of drill bits, some screwdrivers and so on.
All I purchased was a fan.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 06:31 PM (2Cry5)
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The only problem with those (any brand, not just Ryobi) is that you're tied into that brand's system. I have a bunch of 18v Ryobi stuff and it's fine but I wish I'd opted for the 40v instead.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 06:24 PM
I think RIDGID has a lifetime warranty on the batteries for their power tools. Plus the calendar.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 06:32 PM (2Ez/1)
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I was at an arts festival and one lady had a bunch of North African, Tibetan, and other ethnic jewelry for sale at ridiculous prices. They were really cool but I wasn't going to pay what she was asking.
I had a big antique(?) Chinese/Tibetan pendant of a man riding a qilin (a mythological beast, like a Chinese unicorn) that I've been meaning to make into a necklace for ages. I attached an amethyst necklace, made a tassel to hang from it, and now I have a classy and luxurious bit of swag.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 06:32 PM (kpS4V)
A few months ago, my son-in-law -- who is also a hand tool geek -- and I went to an event by the Midwest Tool Collectors Association under the impression that it was a general hand tools event. In fact, it was specifically a group of old wrench collectors. The wrenches were old, not the collectors. OK, that too. Anyway, the array of 19th and early 20th century special purpose and proprietary wrenches was mind boggling. Some of them were little works of industrial art in and of themselves. I don't need another time consuming, space consuming, and dollar consuming hobby but if I did, that could be it.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 06:40 PM (vTZFs)
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I think that big blade attached to the angle grinder is used to cut concrete our asphalt or something. Never used one, but I can't imagine it could be for anything else.
I hope somebody who knows tells us what that is.
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OT question for Wolfus,
I am watching a season 4 episode of 'Have Gun Will Travel' episode on INSP.
When did Hey Boy become Hey Girl, who is a lot better at English and a lot cuter? Never seen her before.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)
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19 Nobody has a 10mm socket.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 05:46 PM
My bro said he uses that size the most but the 8mm has been replaced.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 19, 2026 06:41 PM (R1oF5)
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Cars used to come with a toolkit and a manual. Some of the manuals had EVERYTHING In there. Jay Leno sometimes shows the manuals for his old cars in his videos.
I don't care what anybody says Jay is one cool car guy.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)
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The one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 06:43 PM (viF8m)
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Ryobi 18v Tire Inflator. Used it I think ten times, certainly no more than 20; attempting to attach it to lawn tractor tire the clasp ( it clamps on to the valve stem ) fell apart.
The thing is spring loaded or under some form of pressure causing the tiny and small parts to fly everywhere.
_more than slightly pissed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 06:44 PM (+yTe/)
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My guess is that Ford wrench was bent to get to something on a Ford where a straight wrench couldn't or not well getvto.
Do have at least 1 , maybe 2 twisted box wrenches
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)
88I think that big blade attached to the angle grinder is used to cut concrete our asphalt or something. Never used one, but I can't imagine it could be for anything else.
My assumption was that it was an old sawmill blade that somebody mounted on the grinder (or vice versa) for LOLs. But your comment made me go back and re-look. I don't think a sawmill blade would have negative tooth rake like that so I really don't know what it is.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 06:45 PM (vTZFs)
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$20-$50 at Amazon gets you a battery powered inflator/jump box/USB power bank/flashlight. I bought two different models and they work really well so far. Both will pump up a tire from about 26psi to 35 in five minutes or so and then automatically shut off. Battery will be depleted maybe 20%.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 06:48 PM (MWfyi)
Just read a Grokepedia review of Amazon rechargeable batteries.
Says they are as good or better than expensive. Made by Japanese company Fujitsu, many of which are assembled in Indonesia.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 06:48 PM (+yTe/)
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Mentioned before I have a chain saw that fits ona 4" angle grider
Used it to do some of my wood carvings
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)
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The best connector type for the tire stem is the screw on. The lever ones leak and break.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 06:50 PM (MWfyi)
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>>My assumption was that it was an old sawmill blade that somebody mounted on the grinder (or vice versa) for LOLs. But your comment made me go back and re-look. I don't think a sawmill blade would have negative tooth rake like that so I really don't know what it is.
We had a saw platform that was used for cutting up tree parts into log sizes on the farm. It was driven by the PTO on the John Deere.
The blade pretty much looked exactly like that. You did not want to have a bad day around the crazy ass machine.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)
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"My assumption was that it was an old sawmill blade that somebody mounted on the grinder (or vice versa) for LOLs. "
Turn it sideways and make a rig to mount it on the front of your vehicle. Lotsa lols.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 06:53 PM (MWfyi)
Once you get an external receiving antenna hooked up, please let us know how the reception is. Especially shortwave and SSB.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 06:54 PM (yTvNw)
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My dad's a TV repairman; he's got this ultimate set of tools.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 19, 2026 06:55 PM (CoKDD)
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Here's a modern version. My dad's was not modern, just a giant, exposed saw blade from hell. Jason would have had field day with that thing.
https://tinyurl.com/5n86x9uc
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)
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My assumption was that it was an old sawmill blade that somebody mounted on the grinder (or vice versa) for LOLs. But your comment made me go back and re-look. I don't think a sawmill blade would have negative tooth rake like that so I really don't know what it is.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 06:45 PM (vTZFs)
It probably is a joke.
But I wouldn't put it past some crazy to use it for something.
The only way you could actually use it is standing up like it is in the photo. If you tried to turn it sideways, you'd have to sneak up on it like you're hunting buffalo... and don't ever let go once you've got it in hand.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)
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Has World War One Hundred Eleven started yet? World War is not a good hobby, just sayin'. Lookin' at you, Vlad.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 19, 2026 07:00 PM (XMwZJ)
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TV repairman.
There's a job you don't see often anymore.
"It would be cheaper just to throw it away and buy a new one than to have it repaired."
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)
But if you click through the pictures to the one showing the blade, you see huge positive tooth rake which is what you would expect for wood.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:03 PM (vTZFs)
102Once you get an external receiving antenna hooked up, please let us know how the reception is. Especially shortwave and SSB.
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026
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I've thought of running a simple wire up around the living room window. But I know the cats will get after it. There's a Sangean brand antenna that retracts into its shell, so to speak, and the wire runs a good 23 feet. Would I have to tape it up around the window each time I use it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 07:04 PM (wzUl9)
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One of man's greatest inventions is the rechargeable battery powered tool. Drill, saw, vacuum, whatever don't make me drag around a dropcord.
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2026 07:06 PM (LHPAg)
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I have my maternal grandpa’s wooden pepper mill. I should probably take it apart and sand it down and clean it. Sand off some visible rust. But.
It still has my grandpa. I miss him.
He loved and protected me. As much as he could. It’s complicated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 07:07 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 07:08 PM (CHHv1)
106OT question for Wolfus,
I am watching a season 4 episode of 'Have Gun Will Travel' episode on INSP.
When did Hey Boy become Hey Girl, who is a lot better at English and a lot cuter? Never seen her before.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026
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In that season, I think, and only for that year. Hey Boy came back afterward and stayed until the show ended in Season Six. The actress had appeared in an episode or two earlier on, as different Oriental characters. She *was* much better to listen to and look at.
Hey Boy and Hey Girl were never "Step-and-Fetchit" characters; they had a good deal of wisdom. And at least twice, Paladin stepped in to help Hey Boy with some issue in his Chinese neighborhood, or ghetto, in San Francisco.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 07:08 PM (wzUl9)
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My tools have tools. As far as harbor freight goes, you really need to know what you're buying. The Icon brand they have is really good for the money. A good amount of the Pittsburgh pro stuff is good too. I bought a little 1/4 inch drive swivel head ratchet which is a somewhat close copy of the snap-on version I have. I bought it to use at the shop because there wasn't one at the shop. The snap-on was almost $60 in the mid 90's, the pittsburgh pro version was $12 and I have been hammering that thing for the last 5 years in the shop and it's still like the day I got it. I have a shit ton of craftsman, but these days all I use are the sockets. The old craftsman wrenches and ratchets feel primitive and unrefined by today's standards.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2026 07:10 PM (S41Gd)
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102 ... "I've thought of running a simple wire up around the living room window. But I know the cats will get after it. There's a Sangean brand antenna that retracts into its shell, so to speak, and the wire runs a good 23 feet. Would I have to tape it up around the window each time I use it?"
Wolfus, The time I used one of those retractable antennas, I tacked it to the ceiling with push pins. Didn't leave a noticeable mark. I assume the cats wouldn't go for where it connects to the radio. (That might be an optimistic assumption.)
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 07:11 PM (yTvNw)
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>>But if you click through the pictures to the one showing the blade, you see huge positive tooth rake which is what you would expect for wood.
The blade up top doesn't look all that modern. Neither was my dad's.
I don't think that thing up top is a real tool. What in the hell would you do with it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)
110I don't think that thing up top is a real tool. What in the hell would you do with it?
I agree that as shown it's a gag but the blade started out as a real blade for something. Maybe a sawmill but I'm not quite convinced.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:16 PM (vTZFs)
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I don't think that thing up top is a real tool. What in the hell would you do with it?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Cut off one's leg or head. That blade starts spinning and hmmm
is torque the proper word?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 07:19 PM (+yTe/)
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Yesterday I started playing with a new tool (new to me anyway,) pytorch, for building machine learning apps with neural nets. Some things work, others I'll have to study a lot harder to get them to work. I don't have a GPU on this machine, so it takes ten or fifteen minutes to build a healthy sized convolutional neural net, and a comparable amount of time to infer something from it.
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Have a Snap On torque wrench with a dial gauge.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 07:20 PM (+yTe/)
114and the wire runs a good 23 feet. Would I have to tape it up around the window each time I use it?
Maybe you could rig some kind of clip arrangement that would be easy to setup and take down. Is the feed point at the center or one end? If it's in the center, maybe put it running outward from a corner along the ceiling.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:20 PM (vTZFs)
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I've thought of running a simple wire up around the living room window. But I know the cats will get after it. There's a Sangean brand antenna that retracts into its shell, so to speak, and the wire runs a good 23 feet. Would I have to tape it up around the window each time I use it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 07:04 PM (wzUl9)
You could run wires along the floor, tuck it under baseboard or carpet then go to a wall corner, run the wire up the wall, tape it in several laces, then you could buy a piece of corner molding to cover it up. All you'd need is a handsaw, a hammer, and some finishing nails.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
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Haven't done any HF DXing since Aug 8. Been spending most time on decluttering the house, while the weather is still nice, and the urge to get it done still endures.
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 07:22 PM (Jr5Lq)
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You know what might work as clips if the wires are light enough? Wooden clothes pins stuck to the wall with 3M Command Strip adhesive.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 07:23 PM (vTZFs)
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Time to say thank you before the next act takes the Ace of Spades stage. Appreciate everyone spending a little time talking tools and hobbying. We ought to do it again sometime. Maybe next Saturday? Same time?
You're welcome to hang out here for a while but make sure you stop by Club ONT later this evening for more fun and games.
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TRex,
Thanks for another fun thread. Although, as a reloader, the idea of melting down ammo brass is painful to contemplate. I'll just assume the brass was too worn to safely reload and feel better about it. (Self delusion for the win.)
Posted by: JTB at September 19, 2026 07:25 PM (yTvNw)
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Hey Boy and Hey Girl were never "Step-and-Fetchit" characters; they had a good deal of wisdom. And at least twice, Paladin stepped in to help Hey Boy with some issue in his Chinese neighborhood, or ghetto, in San Francisco.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 07:08 PM (wzUl9)
I like the character(s).
Paladin was unusual in the Western TV genre, in that he had this love for the exotic, philosophy, aesthetics, culture.
Like a prototypical San Francisco hippy a century before his time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)
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Cut off one's leg or head. That blade starts spinning and hmmm
is torque the proper word?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 07:19 PM (+yTe/)
Once it started wobbling, and it would if you held it in the air for too long, you'd be screwed and would have to throw it, releasing the safety button & turning it off, but still a huge problem for anybody in front of you.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 19, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)
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Oldest son came back from NZ. He has started buying 'broken' 3D printers. As he designed and built his own in NZ, this works for him... He does have a problem parting with them after repair!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2026 07:30 PM (NnhvP)
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I have a fair amount of brass scrap and haven't sold it off
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)
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I don't know what half my tools are suppose to do. Especially sockets. I have a jillion of them, they don't fit anything. And some are so small, I'm not a watch maker. Hate to throw any of them out because sure if I do I'll need one of them.
Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 07:37 PM (xJpuh)
It is a wood-cutting circular saw blade, most likely originally made for a stationary industrial machine such as: A sawmill (ripping logs or large timbers into boards)
A large table saw, panel saw, or radial-arm saw used for heavy lumber
The teeth are relatively coarse and numerous, which is typical for ripping or general-purpose cutting of wood. The blade body is dark and shows rust/wear, consistent with an older or heavily used industrial blade. These blades are designed to run at much lower RPM than an angle grinder.
What this setup is being used for: Someone has converted the angle grinder into a makeshift handheld circular saw. This kind of DIY adaptation is sometimes done in workshops to cut large pieces of wood, lumber, or similar materials when a proper circular saw or table saw isn’t available. Important safety note: This combination is widely regarded as dangerous. Angle grinders spin far faster than circular saw blades are rated for, they lack a proper base plate and blade guard for this use, and the risk of kickback, blade failure, or loss of control is high. Manufacturers of both tools explicitly advise against it.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 19, 2026 08:09 PM (3ImbR)
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To me the saw blade fastened to an angle grinder is a joke. The grinder doesn't have enough power to spin the blade. The blade teeth don't look like it could cut wood. Just make a lot of smoke. Maybe the blade is meant to cut roofing metal in a factory.
Posted by: Ronster at September 19, 2026 08:22 PM (IFwjj)
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I suppose the blade could cut wood if the teeth are offset like a hand saw.
Posted by: Ronster at September 19, 2026 08:43 PM (IFwjj)
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Screwed around as an orthopaedic surgeon for decades and had to learn more than most doctors know about screws, metallurgy and forces. Woodworking is something every boy and girl should learn and the best ones should make cabinets, second best ortho surgeons.
Mainly 316L Stainless steel implants but more titanium alloy used now. Almost everything is a hex head. And they do strip.
Cold welding is from the devil.
Thank you to Mr. Duncan in 7th grade wood shop for getting me my start.
Posted by: Screwed around and fell in love at September 19, 2026 09:15 PM (Jmy/7)
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My brother and I got to pick thru our uncle's gas station in the '50s when he closed up shop. He got a real, gen-u-wine, authentic stand phone with the receiver that went on a separate hook. We each got more screwdrivers 'n stuff that were factory-branded 'Ford' than we knew what to do with. We still have 'em, too. There was so much stuff in that shop that had a permanent 'cool factor' that we didn't wonder about what to take - just how we were gonna get that much stuff home …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 19, 2026 09:38 PM (ayRl+)
Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 19
Courtesy Kentuckiana Humor
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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.
Would you like a treat?
Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.
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Portrait of a Swallow. 🐦 When they're zipping about in the sky, you don't really get to see how beautiful they are! 😍😊 pic.twitter.com/9Hie2SMzZO
In Switzerland, autumn brings a charming tradition — cows adorned with vibrant flowers and clanging bells are led down from alpine pastures to the valleys, marking their return for winter. pic.twitter.com/Gp7pKXkdWg
Extra vertebrae and free floating clavicle bones allow cats to pass their body through incredibly narrow spaces. Basically they can squeeze through any space larger than their skull. pic.twitter.com/FivOvWdGZe
Zuko passed away Wednesday Sep 16
Zuko was featured on the Pet thread twice. He was such a lovely dog, Perfect temperament, gentle and kind. He will be missed.
Roger
So sorry that you have lost Zuko. I looked back, and saw this note from you in August of 2023: "Recently, on our afternoon walks, he has taken to resting for few minutes beside the creek below our house. I believe he's looking for that bridge that gets mentioned here from time to time. I will continue enjoying our time together until he finds it."
You have picked a lovely photo for us to remember him by.
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i KT here are some photos of our resident bluebird enjoying a bath. Thanks for the gardening thread! -San Franpsycho
A charmer.
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Hi KT,
This is Fat Della, trying to clean her butt. She's wrecked that cabinet.
Miley
I need a name for a sleek black kitten with golden eyes like Della. Male. Neutered.
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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde
Hi! Mr Aspirin Factory here.
Not pets, but an invasive species. These are Jolo spiders, orb weavers from East Asia. They are everywhere and some sizeable.
So far they are in SC, NC, GA, and FL.
Ever been bitten by one? Ever touched one?
Here's a little video to go with the photos. You can share it with the kids. Maybe they will want a pet spider for Halloween.
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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.
If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:
petmorons at protonmail dot com
Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.
Until next Saturday, have a great week!
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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 12
I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 03:49 PM (9NN0K)
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Afternoon, pet folken! That swallow is beautifully colored. I'd love a car with a dark blue exterior and white interior like his upper and lower feathers.
Roger, Zuko is waiting for you at the Bridge.
And Miley, Della looks much like my big black Stirling.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 03:51 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bchasm Phone at September 19, 2026 03:54 PM (JtJvh)
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KT, if you need a name for a black cat with golden eyes, you could do worse than one I considered for Stirling: "Marlin." As in "rifle" or "game fish," not as in "1950s-1970s actor" (and his name was spelled "Marlon" anyway).
Stirling was named for a famous British race car driver of the 1950s, Stirling Moss, who drove for Mercedes in a number of races. But his name was also inspired by a city and county in Scotland, and by a pipe tobacco which at the time I'd never tried, "Stirling Flake."
It occurs to me that some of the old brands of cigarettes would make good male cat names: Kent, Winston, and Chesterfield come to mind!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)
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Sorry about Zuko, Roger. I'm
Sure he so enjoyed his time with you, but it so hard to see them go.
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Beautiful bluebird photo. SanFranPsycho!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 03:58 PM (JrHfD)
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I have watched cows with bells being led from pasture home to be milked in the afternoons in the Swiss countryside. They weren't coming down from the mountainside like these. Weren't wearing flowers. Just bells.
Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1RGZ5)
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>>>Not pets, but an invasive species. These are Jolo spiders
I do not need that.
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 03:59 PM (odBC9)
16Stirling was named for a famous British race car driver of the 1950s, Stirling Moss, who drove for Mercedes in a number of races. But his name was also inspired by a city and county in Scotland, and by a pipe tobacco which at the time I'd never tried, "Stirling Flake."
I've been to Stirling. Pretty town. At the foot of the Highlands and right between and a bit north of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Like most towns over there, lots and lots of history there.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at September 19, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)
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The biggest cat I have ever seen is my friend's cat. He is about 34 lbs. His name is Crabapple. They should have called him " Giant Macintosh".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)
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The Joro spiders don't seem to be spooked by humans. When the light hits the trees in the morning, there are webs, sizable ones, everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 04:05 PM (9NN0K)
19The biggest cat I have ever seen is my friend's cat. He is about 34 lbs. His name is Crabapple. They should have called him " Giant Macintosh".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026
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He's "Jim Eagle," as a certain mushbrained public official once had it, to my Stirling's Jim Crow, I guess. Stirling was 15.5 lbs. at his vet visit about three weeks ago.
His diet is progressing, I suppose. We tried weighing him, and without a digital scale it's pretty difficult. But he is just as energetic as he was before, and he gobbles all his food and has learned that Dagny's bowl is not going to be available at all times.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)
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And my kitten has decided he's a watch cat. Husband was painting some windows outside. I don't think the cat recognized him and he hissed and puffed up his tail until he recognized him.
Yesterday, husband was trying to do something on the computer, and he didn't see in the cat in the chair behind him and sat down before the cat scratched, hissed and swiped at him. My response: "Well, how would you feel if someone who weighs 180 more pounds than you do sat on you? On second thought, maybe the cat was still annoyed about yesterday😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:08 PM (JrHfD)
I am not a “dog person.” And I am afraid of certain breeds. Like want to step back and assume a defensive posture.
I was I. The parking lot of our gun range, chatting with Mark Andrew Edwards before it opened and a guy with a rottie walked by. MAE’s forever dog was a rottie, so he immediately wanted to say hello and the owner was amenable and they got to chatting. I kept a respectful distance.
When I tell you this sweet girl looked at me and sucked me in is an understatement. She came to me slowly and leaned in and offered her head and her side and begged me to rub her chest. Her energy was off the charts sweet.
Never had an experience like that with a rottie. Or any big dog other than labs.
Wow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 04:10 PM (yEz+x)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)
Well, if the cat weight reduction specialist job continues to work out for you, perhaps I can put you in touch with my friend and Crapapple can become a much sleeker kitty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (JrHfD)
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KT, my now passed black Bombay tom was named Angus.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)
24Yesterday, husband was trying to do something on the computer, and he didn't see in the cat in the chair behind him and sat down before the cat scratched, hissed and swiped at him. My response: "Well, how would you feel if someone who weighs 180 more pounds than you do sat on you? On second thought, maybe the cat was still annoyed about yesterday😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026
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Her window is too hot in the afternoons for Dagny now, and she often curls up in the captain's chair at my desk. In dim light I can't see her gray fur. But when I draw out the chair to sit down, I can tell by the weight that something else is there. I perch on the edge of the chair so as not to disturb her until she decides she's too cramped and vaults away.
I don't have that problem with Stirling. He curls up atop the desk, generally when I'm at the computer. And if he is curled up in my spot on the light tan couch, even in dim light the pool of inky black fur is noticeable.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)
25Well, if the cat weight reduction specialist job continues to work out for you, perhaps I can put you in touch with my friend and Crapapple can become a much sleeker kitty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026
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What should Crabapple weigh? If he's a big-framed cat like a Coon or a Siberian, maybe he should weigh closed to twenty, and needs to lose only fourteen or so.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:15 PM (wzUl9)
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Oh, and I have another freeloader. The sleek gray shorthair I nicknamed "Alfred" hasn't been around much. However, a brown tabby with a great deal of white, a feral male kitten, has latched onto my step as a great place to get chow. I pour a scoop of IAMS Indoor dry food into a plastic bowl and put it out. If I stand inside the closed screen door and don't move, I can watch him sidle up and start eating.
My two love to sit there and watch him. No hissing or growling, but they want to keep an eye on this interloper in their territory, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:18 PM (wzUl9)
What-if AOC started Dating Lauren Bobert/
Who would be wearing the Free Gaza hotpants then?
Your Welcome.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 19, 2026 04:22 PM (RcT3s)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9
Well, we're still not used to having a new kitten and Python, our dear deceased black cat, never sat in the chair in front of the computer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:22 PM (JrHfD)
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Last week, I wrote about kitty Ony (Fat Della could be her twin), showing her age, harder to get around, confining herself to the bedroom.
Last night Daisy the magnificent Malinois had her two cousins, Chowie and Maya, spend the night while their people, daughter and son-in-law, were out of town.
Daisy mostly sleeps out on the couch, or on the bed in the second bedroom, where she can keep a watchful eye on the driveway and random hallucinations. Guest dogs, however, insist on sleeping in the bedroom with us.
Chowie sleeps on the floor at the end of the bed, or sometimes on Daisy's mostly-unused bed in the bedroom.
Maya likes to sleep under our bed, where we have set up a bed for her. But, lately, Ony cat has been spending the night there. She also crosses under the bed to get from her cat tree (where the food is) to the water dish. Maya wants to sniff after the cat, which Ony severely dislikes.
At bedtime, Ony was ok on the high corner bench, where she can use a window sill as a bridge to her cat tree. But this morning when I got up, she was sitting in the bathroom, apparently unable to navigate the cluster of dogs.
33My two love to sit there and watch him. No hissing or growling, but they want to keep an eye on this interloper in their territory, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Actually they are talking to that stray kittuh. Passing along intel and neighborhood news, probably.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at September 19, 2026 04:24 PM (sAmhv)
34I don't know. They're working on reducing his food but then he eats all the other cats' food. She describes his as their "ADD eater"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026
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What I do is to feed both cats at six a.m. and six p.m. Then I have to stand there until Dagny finishes her first third or so of the bowl, and take it up and put a pot lid atop it on the stove so the big black one can't get to it. Eventually, when I go into the kitchen, little Dagny will follow and give me The Look, and I put her bowl down again, rinse and repeat. Sometimes it takes three or four times before she finishes. I figure if I can keep the big one limited to his own portions, it'll work out.
Crabapple sounds like he needs to be fed separately from the others, and kept from their bowls until they are done. But that can't be easy to do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9
I think they try to do that . It isn't working out too well thus far.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:30 PM (JrHfD)
(I'm sure I'm copying somebody, it's too good to be original.)
Posted by: Wenda at September 19, 2026 04:32 PM (zGeQ7)
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I liked the video of the cows with the flowers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:33 PM (JrHfD)
38 When I mow the acreage, not only do I have cattle egrets following me around getting the bugs turned up, there are martins and swallows booming and zooming by nailing the insects that have taken flight. I enjoy seeing both.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:35 PM (eRlcH)
Partly because there are almost zero flying insects that make my time outdoors more pleasant.
In my neck of the woods, there are almost zero cliffs in the area. The cliff swallows have come up with a brilliant hack. Most of the overpass bridges are constructed with horizontal concrete support beams, that are protected from above by the greater footprint of the bridge deck. There are many bridges that I drive under that have HUNDREDS of swallow nests plastered into the sweet spot!
In the spring when young are in the nests, there are usually several hundred parents dipping and diving around the bridge to catch bugs.
That "ballet" is quite entertaining to me.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 04:37 PM (kpS4V)
41 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Austin KC show.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM (eRlcH)
42 Ruthie is having a very noisy dream. She's woobling away.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:39 PM (eRlcH)
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FenelonSpoke, thanks for bringing the fun and uplifting links to the tech thread. (I only catch it later in the day.)
This morning, FS had two interesting links:
This is one of those amazing critter-seeks-help stories (how do they know?):
Pelican Knocks on NOAA Fisheries Office Door Looking for Help
https://tinyurl.com/26c7bzpy
And this one is cute and moving:
Rescue Dog Reaches Out Paw to Pray With Priest
https://tinyurl.com/b7f7ayzk
See the video. The priest reached back to take its paw.
4441 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Austin KC show.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM
Congrats Hadrian (and TBD)!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (HlyYF)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM (eRlcH)
Congratulations!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (JrHfD)
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The Joro spiders don't seem to be spooked by humans. When the light hits the trees in the morning, there are webs, sizable ones, everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 04:05 PM (9NN0K)
We must cleanse it all with Holy Fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)
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Anyone else get swarmed by barn swallows everytime they mow the grass (which throws up insects they enjoy)?
The worst is early in the summer when the young ones are just learning control of their flight and have a tendency to smack into you. I've had to wear protective eyeware during that period of time.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske)
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Posted by: mindful webworker - critters everywhere at September 19, 2026 04:39 PM (MX7Zk
You are most welcome, MWW.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM (JrHfD)
5038 When I mow the acreage, not only do I have cattle egrets following me around getting the bugs turned up, there are martins and swallows booming and zooming by nailing the insects that have taken flight. I enjoy seeing both.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:35 PM
It is almost time to plant the winter wheat in Kansas, so the farmers are currently discing under the weeds or cover crop.
I swear, the flocks of cattle egrets fly around looking for the big green Deere tractors. As soon as they see one working the field, they land in his most recent pass to start feasting on wounded bugs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:43 PM (HlyYF)
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I guess the big black and yellow spiders in the big webs around here are something other than the Jolo spiders. Look similar. Jolos look like they have longer, spindlier legs.
Quick search says:
Argiope aurantia is a species of spider, commonly known as the yellow garden spider, black and yellow garden spider, golden garden spider, writing spider, zigzag spider, zipper spider, black and yellow argiope, corn spider, Steeler spider, or McKinley spider.
https://w.wiki/3rNs
Too many names. I like "corn spider." Or zigzag, which they have in their webs.
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I didn't know what a "cattle egret" was so I looked it up. So pretty . I enjoy seeing egrets and herons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:49 PM (JrHfD)
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Charlie the poodle is very sensitive to the weather. I don't know if it's the air pressure or humidity or what but even when it's not actually storming he's upset. When it's actually storming, especially with thunder, he just goes crazy. This morning at 3 A.M. he got me up and we sat together for several hours.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)
Today was just about as good as it gets. Perfect fall day in New England and Elvis and I took full advantage.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)
5547 Anyone else get swarmed by barn swallows everytime they mow the grass (which throws up insects they enjoy)?
The worst is early in the summer when the young ones are just learning control of their flight and have a tendency to smack into you. I've had to wear protective eyeware during that period of time.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM
I have NOT seen that. I am amazed that the cliff swallows seem to avoid getting hit by cars travelling at highway speeds.
In my yard in the city, we have purple martins as our swallow species, and they also seem adept at avoiding collisions.
I guess I have not noticed enough when the new birds take wing to observe bad flying.
I would definitely keep the eye protection on!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)
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I believe this is why they are called "cattle egrets".
https://tinyurl.com/3ef9xdx9
I have personally observed them standing on the backs of cattle many times.
Frequently, I see a flock of 60 cattle egrets just spread out in the grass around a herd of 30 cattle.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:57 PM (HlyYF)
It was a really cool experience. Doesn’t make me unafraid. But makes me open to giving the benefit of the doubt. Maybe.
Some people are afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of dogs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 05:05 PM (yEz+x)
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In my yard in the city, we have purple martins as our swallow species, and they also seem adept at avoiding collisions.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)
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Oh, I love Purple Martins. The coolest thing I've seen with them is the type of bird house they prefer. There is an Ice Cream/ waffle house set-up near me with all kinds of amusements (two mini-golf courses, driving range, old time arcade and various snack bars). The owner (who is a dairy farmer) set up a series of Purple Martin houses, which are on top of these really high poles (over 20 feet high). The house on each has about 20 or 30 separate entrances to what looks like apartments. They are always full in the Summer, but they migrate down to South America in the cold months...I happened to be at this Dairy bar when they returned one year, and IT WAS LOUD. It's like they were celebrating. Hilarious. And, they are one of the best bug removers on the planet. I love them.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)
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57 Egrets? I have a few.
Posted by: Cattle at September 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ca8Qt)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:15 PM (JrHfD)
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23 KT, my now passed black Bombay tom was named Angus.
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Angus is a good name for a black cat. This one is the skinny Siamese build, runs and hides from humans but will sometime sniff a finger. Rough with a brother but not too rough if you manage to pick him up. Just starting to meow at us.
Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 05:22 PM (1RGZ5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:25 PM (wpRMV)
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52 I didn't know what a "cattle egret" was so I looked it up. So pretty . I enjoy seeing egrets and herons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:49 PM (JrHfD
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You wouldn't enjoy them when they crap all over your clean deck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:27 PM (wpRMV)
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Sympathies, Roger. Sounds like you and he made the best of the last three years.
A lot of Hordefolk are leery of FB (understandably), but if you do use it visit The Chirp Corner sometime. It's videos of the poster ,often with accompanying doggo, setting out a big and varied spread of bird foods. The fun is watching who comes to dive in- my favorite so far is the orioles who have landed at the feeding station, insect in beak, to dip the bug into the cup of jelly before eating it. Of course the visitors occasionally include a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed neighbor.
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ztCYQ)
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Little boy goes outside and comes back with a fawn friend:
https://tinyurl.com/ycynxuzs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:28 PM (JrHfD)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:27 PM (wpRMV)
Probably not, ( I'm sorry)
but I don't have a deck and only see them in the wild.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)
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Della may have actually lost a pound in the past few months. She's clocking in at 15 lbs.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 19, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)
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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 19, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)
Very pretty cat, even if she's a bit chunky.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:47 PM (JrHfD)
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Very pretty cat, even if she's a bit chunky.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She’s FLUFFY!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 05:50 PM (yEz+x)
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Golden Retriever brings toys to man breaking into his home:
https://tinyurl.com/4c8wuhfv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:17 PM (JrHfD)
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I missed the pet thread today, but in case Roger see's this:
I'm so sorry for your loss of Zuko. Sending hugs.
Posted by: Joyenz at September 19, 2026 07:57 PM (2F0/Y)
Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, Sept. 19
Above, a special photo showing dedication to landscaping by Mr Jimm:
This first picture is the view outside the window of my home office. I sit at my desktop monitor and trade stock options (& read ace.mu.nu, of course) and see this view in front of me. Note the blue and pink hydrangeas in the foreground, the purple coneflowers, the red & yellow daylilies and the lawn in the middle ground, and the 2 pine trees & the crabapple between them in the background.
In fact, I use it as my iPhone's wallpaper.
A lovely scene.
So I had a tattoo made of it last Thursday on my inner left forearm!
It's still healing a bit and the colors & details are coming through more clearly day by day. I keep it covered with a light coating of A&D cream for now and am doing my best to keep it out of the sun,
I count 15 different colors within this! It took 3 hours and it hurt like a m-f but I got by with a lot of winces and a couple of "oooch"s.
WOW!
Mr Jimm is The Horde's Personal Landscaper of the Year!
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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By
IT'S THE SEASON
I haven't grown them but a local store was roasting hatch green Chili's this morning. We bought a gunny stack of them and they roasted then for us.
AZ deplorable moron.
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Gardens of The Horde
CBD has formatted a little video of a hummer attracted to Salvia in Badgerwx's garden earlier in the season:
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This is Gossypium hirsutum 'Nankeen'. I started the seeds late so I'm not sure I'll get a mature boll but the fibers are brown(ish). The cotton first called nankeen is a Chinese species with yellow/brown fibers while this one is from Peru. With similar calored fibers the term nankeen ended up being applied to it too.
Lirio100
Nice information on cotton. It's illegal to buy cotton seeds like these where I live, because commercial cotton is grown nearby.
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Hope everyone has a nice weekend. If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:
ktinthegarden at g mail dot com
Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.
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Last week's thread, Special Garden and Orchard Thread - Apples!
There were a lot of good comments and recommendations on last week's thread. See also apple notes above.
A comment from the author of the special thread, Lex:
I looked at the post more closely now. I'm sorry my pickleball tourney (a charity fundraiser) coincided with the post being up. I like to respond live, but there were some nice pieces of advice. I definitely need to trim. I will do that more heavily in winter. Next year might be a wash but I'm hoping they can rebound in 2028.
Glad I got to write this out after almost 15 years. I've been at work on these things longer than Odysseus was away from Ithaca.
WeirdDave put an apple chart in the ONT last night, and the Wiki for Empire apple includes pollinizers for Empire apple.
The Apple Graph
Apple graph
does not include as many details as the Honeycrisp Apples blog concerning various apple variaties. Maybe we can discuss favorite varieties and what they are best for next week. Lex's apples were named after New York. Golden Delicious are low-acid and need refrigeration, are the parent of many apples on the market today.
Granny Smiths are especially hard to purchase tree-ripened.
Comments on last week's post are closed so you won't ban yourself by trying to comment on a week-old thread. But don't try it anyway.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2026 01:59 PM (NnhvP)
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What can I say? I just don't like tattoos. But I guess that train left the station some time ago.
Posted by: Ralph at September 19, 2026 02:02 PM (8WZD4)
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Mr Jimm is The Horde's Personal Landscaper of the Year.”
Shouldn’t that be ManScaper?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 02:04 PM (sTKQb)
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At this stage in life, I can either raise vegetables or flowers. I choose veggies. BUT...
I get to go in the some of the finest gardens in the City every day, so I get my fill of the beauty. Guess I should photograph some now n again, eh?
I'm especially thrilled with the "pollinator" gardens I'm seeing all over now. Cool trend.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 02:05 PM (q6tQZ)
8So I had a tattoo made of it last Thursday on my inner left forearm!
Psst. You got some Art Thread in the Garden Thread.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 02:10 PM (VHUov)
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Interesting to have a tattoo that matches the wallpaper on you iPhone PLUS your yard!
Does it remind you of home when you're away?
Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 02:13 PM (1RGZ5)
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Red Delicious is the ultimate fakeout. Mushy and mealy. Golden Delicious isn't much better.
Maybe picked fresh off the tree? Anybody grow these apples?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:17 PM (4SGBL)
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Oddest bunny we have, she ( think its a female) seems to live in arborvitae bush right by our front door. Can't find a hole or anything more than some old leaves in the middle
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 02:17 PM (Ia/+0)
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"WeirdDave put an apple chart in the ONT last night"
The chart shows Granny Smith apples as 'underappreciated? That's just simply not true.
Grandfather had a 20 acre Golden Delicious apple orchard near Wenatchee; sold it off in 1962. My parents planted two dwarf golden delicious trees in our backyard in the San Mateo hills (atop shale/limestone soil.) Foggy often, hot almost never! I was the compost pile turner. Those two trees produced tons of very tasty apples. Our neighbors had one crab apple tree - they never pruned or sprayed for worms nor ever picked them - but those apples were really tasty despite the wormy protein.
Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2026 02:22 PM (fnZRl)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 02:24 PM (2Ez/1)
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We had a big old crabapple tree growing up and it had great sour little apples. Mom made crabapple jelly with them.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:24 PM (4SGBL)
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My random crop of Parasol Mushrooms has appeared again. Always in the same area.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 02:26 PM (2Cry5)
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I saw a video on apples for pies and the Granny Smith (no surprise) and Honeycrisp came out on top for texture and flavor.
The Fuji was flavorless and the Deliciouses were mushy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:26 PM (4SGBL)
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In Hatch, as well as the rest of New Mexico, it''s "chile", not " chili."
Posted by: DaveSF at September 19, 2026 02:27 PM (sVKz/)
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I've used the golden delicious in combination w others for apple sauce w great results. They add body, overcoming the otherwise mushy mcintosh.
Posted by: Heirloominati at September 19, 2026 02:29 PM (erhDr)
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Red Delicious is the ultimate fakeout. Mushy and mealy. Golden Delicious isn't much better.
Maybe picked fresh off the tree? Anybody grow these apples?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Had both. "Meh" isn't meh enough, to fully convey the *meh-ness* of them. Was glad to have the trees removed-- it was a PITA to rake up the fruit each week and mow around them.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 02:32 PM (rdVOm)
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Honry Crisps ate for eating, Grannie Smith for baking
Red Delicious are over rated,
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Ia/+0)
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Finally dug up an old garlic patch / clump, neglected for years because - spawn's baseball.
One was about the size of a large cantalope!
Separated over 150 bulbs for replanting, so far. Couple more areas to salvage. Now the real work begins to prepare a bed.
Trying to get the garden landscape organized while keeping the jungle from overtaking!
Posted by: Heirloominati at September 19, 2026 02:41 PM (erhDr)
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I'm having a roast beef and cheddar sammich on toasted pumpkin sourdough with a slather of grainy mustard.
That is all.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kpS4V)
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Finally dug up an old garlic patch / clump, neglected for years because - spawn's baseball.
One was about the size of a large cantalope!
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One bulb to rule them all!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:44 PM (kpS4V)
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My biggest complaint about bagged grocery store apples is that they're woody, flavorless and not sweet. I just don't buy eating apples any longer, unless it's a new, untried variety.
Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2026 02:44 PM (Oy5QT)
69 Hadrian, I was listening to a psych podcast, and the topic was mindfulness (aimed toward shrinks to encourage them to get their patients to do it as part of getting better)
Made me wonder about which type if Catholic prayer practices align with mindfulness
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Ydd86)
My knee-jerk answer is none. The closest might be prayers of gratitude, or perhaps saying the rosary in a peaceful garden (SWIDT?) and just being in the moment.
Sometime in the last month or two, I saw something about mindfulness meditation being associated with a worsening or even onset of all manner of psychological disturbances. Admittedly, I didn't interrogate it because it confirmed my priors. But this may explain meditation's sketchy reputation as one of those practices that can open you up *too* much, including to demonic influence.
But in general, Catholic prayer focuses on God's will, hearing His voice, or on the needs and intentions of others. Except for what someone may have borrowed from another tradition, there's no deep closed focus on the self, and no inverse opening to whatever is around.
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 02:48 PM (ke3zm)
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The ground my house is on was a apple orchard when I was a kid, somehow no apples trees are here anymore or even when bought the house
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Ia/+0)
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I'm not even sure some "apples" are really, you know... apples and not some sort of synthetic garbage.
I've had (and tossed in the trash) several that were bought at the grocery store and had a texture like Styrofoam and were tasteless. Even the skin was "off."
Maybe improper harvesting, storage or shipping... but they were just awful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 02:53 PM (2Cry5)
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In defense of the Red Delicious apple, they really were delicious when they were first bred. I really liked eating them as a child in the 60s.
But then the industry spent 20-30 years breeding them to look good instead of tasting good. Their shapes got distorted so they looked more like a bell pepper than an apple. That's also when they got mealy. I had stopped eating them by the early 80s. That's when the Fuji apple got popular and I'm sure they started breeding the flavor out of them too. The idea seems to be that all produce in the store had to look good and the taste doesn't matter.
I wonder if any of the original Red Delicious stock is around as an heirloom variety.
Posted by: badgerwx at September 19, 2026 02:53 PM (VnNy+)
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I guess the other consideration was making all produce tough enough to stand mechanical picking w/o getting bruised and being shipped long distances and sitting in produce bins w/o rotting. Tomatoes are probably the most extreme example of this.
Posted by: badgerwx at September 19, 2026 03:03 PM (VnNy+)
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>>> landscaping by Mr Jimm:
Note the blue and pink hydrangeas in the foreground, the purple coneflowers, the red & yellow daylilies and the lawn in the middle ground, and the 2 pine trees & the crabapple between them in the background.
Simply wonderful!
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 03:04 PM (odBC9)
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Martha Stewart has a beautiful (of course) orchard with many varieties: "These orchard apple trees include Baldwin, Black Oxford, Cortland, Cox’s Orange Pippin, Esopus Spitzenburg, Fuji, Golden Russet, Grimes Golden, Honeycrisp, Liberty, Redfield, Roxbury Russet, Windham Russet, and more."
https://tinyurl.com/bdyjzjke
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 03:05 PM (kpS4V)
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When fighting for space the garlic doesn't have room to form the bulb. More a clump of cloves as it where. One top of cloves, plus more cloves...
Shocking how hardy it is, especially w years of neglect!
But after proper spacing & depth this Fall, should have a nice crop come next year.
I'll take some pics for KT.
Posted by: Heirloominati at September 19, 2026 03:07 PM (erhDr)
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24 roast beef and cheddar sammich on toasted pumpkin sourdough with a slather of grainy mustard
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kpS4V)
yum
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 03:12 PM (odBC9)
I did notice under her extensive list of categories for better living imcludes:
Roses
Roku
Seeds
Shoes
...
Snoop Dogg
LOL
Posted by: Heirloominati at September 19, 2026 03:17 PM (erhDr)
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31 I guess the other consideration was making all produce tough enough to stand mechanical picking w/o getting bruised and being shipped long distances and sitting in produce bins w/o rotting. Tomatoes are probably the most extreme example of this.
And making them bug-resistant, too?
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 03:23 PM (odBC9)
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My grandfather knew apples, what to do with every kind
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)
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Tattoos? When the UFOs land they gonna make lampshades
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 19, 2026 03:25 PM (rYrOO)
I think produce like tomatoes are modified so growers can spray weed killers and pesticides w/o hurting the plants. I do know that's been done for crops like corn & soybeans (that's what the GMO controversy was about) so I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't tried the same with fruits and vegetables.
Posted by: badgerwx at September 19, 2026 03:29 PM (VnNy+)
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I have gone on and on about grafting apples. The house I bought has the remnant trees from an old orchard, with a Gravenstein and some relative of the red delicious, and what was the emergent rootstock of an old tree that had been cut down. I think the rootstock is a Baldwin, but I planted a dwarf King, and then grafted in wood from Rhode Island Greening, Ribston, and Grimes Golden. I think I also got a graft off of what I suspect is an Antonovka and a Winesap, and some random volunteers that I liked. This is the first year I got anything but lots of Gravensteins, though.
Anyways, one of the best apple database is:
Pomiferous.com
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 03:35 PM (rbvCR)
I had a French drain installed by a licensed contractor 2 weeks ago. At the time, I was concerned that the gravity drain extension into the side yard was too short, but what do I know?
We had our first downpour 2 hours ago. I watched the exit from the gravity drain, and it was clear that the pitch was too shallow to actually Drain the system, so the water was just collecting in it. This was supposed to siphon the water away from my house foundation, but without enough slope, it's just accumulating it. Contract warranty only covers "workmanship" and "materials."
Any suggestions?? Will I have to hire someone to extend the thing?
Posted by: Beverly at September 19, 2026 03:36 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 03:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I looked it up and my cotton plant needs a permission slip. There is a commericial grower of colored cotton fibers who has had a great deal of trouble getting a license because of the cross pollination issue. Sally Fox of Fox Fibre. Her company is Vreseis Ltd, it's where I've gotten the seeds.
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 19, 2026 04:02 PM (ky7/T)
Partly because there are almost zero flying insects that make my time outdoors more pleasant.
In my neck of the woods, there are almost zero cliffs in the area. The cliff swallows have come up with a brilliant hack. Most of the overpass bridges are constructed with horizontal concrete support beams, that are protected from above by the greater footprint of the bridge deck. There are many bridges that I drive under that have HUNDREDS of swallow nests plastered into the sweet spot!
In the spring when young are in the nests, there are usually several hundred parents dipping and diving around the bridge to catch bugs.
That "ballet" is quite entertaining to me.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:17 PM (HlyYF)
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Pat* says, too tired to post - helping to run an all-weekend, all-day event. Need to sleep. We did see a hummingbird today, and heard quail, so that was a nice addition to the day. Will be back next week.
Posted by: Pat* at September 20, 2026 12:06 AM (U84fZ)
When the other shoe drops
California legislators recently passed a "Stop Nick Shirley Act" to keep "unauthorized" reporters from reporting fraud by, say, illegal immigrants.
Shirley is fighting back.
Meanwhile, he is reporting on fraud related to California's High-speed rail project. Including, right now, unauthorized travel and entertainment expenses.
There is only a little overlap with issues of illegal immigration. There is more overlap with the issue of fraud as Shirley's second shoe is dropping. Others are also dropping a few shoes.
California's High-Speed Rail Authority paid nearly $600,000 in unallowable travel reimbursements to outside consultants while keeping a poor record to justify them, a state investigation found.
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Greenland
Clayton S. Wood, yesterday on FB
This guy is pretty sensible. Does his take align with yours?
Denmark just gave Trump permanent security control over Greenland.
Today the United States signed what Trump is calling an "Infinite Life" Agreement with Denmark and Greenland. Permanent US control over Greenland's security. No adversary base, presence, or sensitive investment allowed there without US approval, ever. A large American military buildup starting immediately. And according to Trump, at no cost to the United States.
Rewind to January. Trump was floating outright annexation and refusing to rule out military force. Denmark's prime minister called the idea "completely absurd" and reminded everyone that Greenland was covered by NATO's collective defense guarantee. Eighty five percent of Greenlanders opposed joining the United States. Thousands marched in Copenhagen and Nuuk in the largest protest in Greenland's history. Every serious voice in Europe said this would never happen, that Trump was embarrassing himself, that Denmark would never fold.
Nine months later, the United States has what it wanted. Not annexation but something arguably more useful: permanent security control, indefinite basing rights, and a guarantee that no rival power ever gets a foothold on the most strategically located island on the planet, all without having to govern eighty thousand Greenlanders or fight a NATO ally over sovereignty.
The White House has not published the actual text yet, so how "permanent" is worked out with a future administration is a fair question. But the shape of what just happened is not in dispute. A goal that was universally mocked as fantasy in January is a signed agreement in September. Imagine that we move fast on rare earths and military presence, the outcry if a subsequent administration tried to help Russia and/or China by leaving would be immense.
This is not an isolated story. It is part of a pattern.
Tomorrow morning I am posting a longer piece walking through everything this administration has actually accomplished in foreign policy over the last two years. Panama. The Strait of Hormuz. The Strait of Malacca. Venezuela. Cuba. Greenland. Different chokepoints and flashpoints around the world, outcomes that critics called impossible when Trump first mentioned them, all wins now sitting on the board.
If you still think none of this matters, you are not making a serious argument. You are just unable to admit something good happened.
“Trump’s new deal with Greenland is exactly the same as the old one!”
Not true at all. Key new details:
Duration: The 1951 deal lasted only as long as NATO existed and Greenland remained part of NATO. Trump’s 2026 deal lasts indefinitely, even if NATO implodes or Greenland…
Patriot Haym Salomon is arrested by the British as a spy.
Salomon, a rich businessman from New York, is a primary financier of the Continental Army.
He died in 1785 with significant personal debt.
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WEEKEND
The Week In Pictures: Sydney Sweeney Goes AI Edition
This was one of those weeks when a lot of the main stories–the meme stories, anyway–are holdovers. The Lindsay Clancy trial continued to reverberate. The 9/11 commemoration, and liberal responses thereto, went on. Canada remained in the news by proposing to become an associate member of the European Union. Which makes sense, given that Canada has heretofore been an associate member of the Western Hemisphere.
But some stories were new: Sydney Sweeney came under attack because she took off her clothes in service of a marketing campaign, something apparently never before seen in the world of advertising. An anti-AI campaign materialized out of nowhere, much like the COVID panic and global warming. Many were suspicious.
Beyond that, is was, for memesters, bombs away on liberalism, as usual. So here goes: The Week In Pictures, Sydney Sweeney goes AI Edition:
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What will you miss as Hollywood goes under?
Hollywood has not been kind to James Woods lately, but he remembers better times:
The greatest detective character created for television, cast with an actor so perfect, so charming, so subtly powerful in the role, it can never be "reimagined."
Thank God.
Peter Falk was born today in 1927. Here's his statue on Falk Miksa Street in Budapest. pic.twitter.com/3VoDbVcgED
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 11:27 AM (HgbIv)
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In a just world Newsom would be serving a 20 year prison sentence for all the money stolen on the train project .
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 19, 2026 11:31 AM (DWeVH)
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Thank goodness for old TV shows when the few shows we enjoy are in the off season. An oldie I recommend is "Peter Gunn". Good plots, it gets to the point, no wasted dialogue, finished up in 1/2 hour. A lot of interesting and quirky characters and Craig Stevens is superb in as Gunn. A great jazz soundtrack. Only 3 seasons but each season has over 30 episodes.
Posted by: George V at September 19, 2026 11:34 AM (g6ahB)
6
It appears James Wood's has protected his xeets. Unable to view the link above.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2026 11:37 AM (Hbeqj)
7
Those "choke points" mentioned in Wood's article? Nearly all of international trade goes through one or more of them.
As we've seen with Hormuz and the Bab-el-Mandab, the narrowest point in the Red Sea, control of "choke points" is critical. Not just for the US.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)
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>>It appears James Wood's has protected his xeets. Unable to view the link above.
Don't think so. He's a pretty prolific xeeter and a nice guy. Probably an issue with X.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)
9 When you own the courts and the press, covering up your corruption doesn't matter.
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2026 11:45 AM (Y8DZL)
10
Nine months later, the United States has what it wanted. Not annexation but something arguably more useful: permanent security control, indefinite basing rights, and a guarantee that no rival power ever gets a foothold on the most strategically located island on the planet, all without having to govern eighty thousand Greenlanders or fight a NATO ally over sovereignty.
It's still a terrible place to be unemployed.
Posted by: Fezzik at September 19, 2026 11:46 AM (TbWk/)
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In a just world Newsom would be serving a 20 year prison sentence for all the money stolen on the train project .
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 19, 2026 11:31 AM (DWeVH)
Wealth distribution in socialism looks exactly like what we're seeing with all the financial fraud and corruption. IOW, we're already soaking in it.
That's odd. Something must have happened. He was a big advocate for the Pacific Palisades residents since his home was one of the few that didn't burn. Seems like a pretty normal guy for an actor.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)
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> That's odd. Something must have happened. He was a big advocate for the Pacific Palisades residents since his home was one of the few that didn't burn. Seems like a pretty normal guy for an actor.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Ahh... I remember some of those posts. He really torched the L.A. bureaucracy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 12:01 PM (2Cry5)
24
Woods posts about things Hollywood on occasion, but mostly he posts his conservative views or blasts Leftists for being the dangerous retards that they are.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 12:01 PM (J4Dwc)
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Wealth distribution in socialism looks exactly like what we're seeing with all the financial fraud and corruption. IOW, we're already soaking in it.
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California actually represents a novel variation on the classic kleptocracy, where all state funds are filtered through a vast network of politically-connected NGOs leaving almost nothing to be spent on normal governmental functions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 12:03 PM (wpRMV)
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Okay, I went to James Woods' YouTube channel. His last video was posted 7 months ago. In the comments section of that video, as recently as 2 months ago, there are mentions of accusations of Woods' alleged attempt to traffic a 16-year-old.
Most likely pure Leftist bullshit.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 12:09 PM (J4Dwc)
27
I love how these deals keep happening that show that Trump has a plan and it's a pretty smart one. And the media keeps going out of their way to lie or ignore them.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2026 12:10 PM (4ObTi)
28
Per Grok:
Yes. In early July 2026, an account called @MAGAts_Exposed posted a thread highlighting old 2017 allegations against James Woods, including Amber Tamblyn’s claim that he approached her and a friend at a Hollywood diner when she was 16, invited them to Vegas, and replied “even better” when she told him her age. Woods has denied the story since it first circulated.
The post gained traction among critics, and Woods made the account protected on July 9. Outlets noted the timing and speculated it was a response to the renewed pile-on. A few days later he posted that he was “taking a breather from the madness” and that he couldn’t listen to “another lefty lunatic” for one more second. In August he added that Democratic “bot swarms” were making the feed unpleasant and that locking the account gave him some quiet.
The account has stayed protected since then (it still shows as protected in mid-September posts). The underlying 2017 dispute also produced a Teen Vogue letter and a New York Times op-ed from Tamblyn at the time; those older pieces were simply recirculated in July.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2026 12:11 PM (Hbeqj)
29
I'm old so am prone to repeating myself. PDT is a man of vision. He can not only see ahead but act ahead .
Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2026 12:13 PM (UdrMW)
Jeff Childers at coffee and Covid has the same take.
Posted by: Derak at September 19, 2026 12:17 PM (XGyJg)
31
NY Sun profiles Mark Carney as the man leading world opposition to MAGA.
One would think Canada would applaud a strong and prosperous America, on which it depends for wealth and protection, but you thunk wrong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 12:17 PM (5KN7H)
32 Peter Falk was no relation to Miksa Falk (a 19th century politician). No idea if he's related to Miklos Falk, the Waffle House detective.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 12:18 PM (eRlcH)
33
NY Sun profiles Mark Carney as the man leading world opposition to MAGA.
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hahahah!!! 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:20 PM (AKptf)
34I'm old so am prone to repeating myself. PDT is a man of vision. He can not only see ahead but act ahead .
Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2026 12:13 PM (UdrMW)
I dunno. I've been told that Trump is just a jerk who spouts off and should shut up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2026 12:20 PM (ExV1e)
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>>NY Sun profiles Mark Carney as the man leading world opposition to MAGA.
As always, the media has no idea what's going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)
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he is opposing MAGA by giving up his ass to China..good plan!
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:20 PM (AKptf)
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I'm old so am prone to repeating myself.
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Ha! Around me, you have to take a number. A standard preamble in my conversations is, 'Have I told you this before?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 12:20 PM (XeU6L)
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So, the Trains were really just a blank check slush fund for bureaucrats.
Sounds about right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)
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Clayton S. Wood, yesterday on FB
...
This guy is pretty sensible. Does his take align with yours?
Denmark just gave Trump permanent security control over Greenland.
All the more reason to put the Petraeus Plan into effect -- Putin's near miss on him at the Polish train station means that he's close to the mark -- and under the right condtiions is a better legitimate counterpoint as: President Petraeus -- but he has to WANT IT.
And he really doesn't, but then again, neither did Reagan -- it was Tuttle who convinced Reagan of not only the need, but the reason for him to run.
Personal failings aside, he would be as great as Reagan -- spinmasters being what they are today, if they can make mostly male Hunter Biden appear even moderately sane, such should not be a problem for people who know what they are doing.
But wait! Think of the alternative!
Clowns, balloons, the LIB Strategic Alternatives!
AOC has no chance against the Biden brand: Pres/Hunter -- and the lib revenge vote. That she would have to take a back seat to Hunters depraved antics (yeah token-launch: $LAPPTOP on 9/10) vs her getting giggles with MADMANI while reading out the names of the 9/11 dead says it all...
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 19, 2026 12:22 PM (flla4)
You and I need to talk. It would be comical never getting past the introductories.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 12:25 PM (eRlcH)
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The coat was bought by Peter Falk himself while in New York just before being cast in 'Prescription: Murder'when it suddenly started raining. It was made by a Spanish brand, Cortefiel.
Posted by: Henry, the dog at September 19, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)
I chuckled at the one where Noah tells couple of sons, "Don't even think about it!" as they carry a smoker towards the Ark.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2026 12:27 PM (Hbeqj)
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Does it seem odd that UK "intelligence" was deeply involved in the Russia hoax?
Have a great day.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)
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I read many years ago that while on the set, between takes, Peter Faulk would store that raincoat all balled up and stuffed tightly into some sort of container so that it would keep its rumpled look.
Not sure if that was true or myth.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 12:33 PM (J4Dwc)
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Thx K.T.
Falk take as the grandfather in The Princess Bride was a nice addition to his career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2026 12:33 PM (oUMhY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)
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WaPo is the electron microscope of finding racism.
https://tinyurl.com/yx36jymc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)
49 The lefties on X are claiming Trump got played, there's nothing new in the deal, no one was ever going to let Russia or China in anyway. Even though they're being roundly refuted, you can expect the "Trump got played, there's nothing new in this deal" song on Monday's news.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:36 PM (mmrXZ)
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Some months ago, Trump & Co released a report on US global strategic priorities. They've been acting on it:
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine -- Panama, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1 -- Iran is partly about controlling China through oil inflows
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1
Carney wants to have Canada move out of #1 to join the EU in #3. He's ignoring the 10:1 trade imbalance the US has with Canada.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2026 12:37 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 19, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)
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So, Canada's going to be, what... adopted by the EU? Is that what's going down?
*snickers*
I see a meme in their future... Canada as a retarded kid getting patted on the head (good boy) by the EU. All for standing up to the Bad Orange Menace.
TBH... Canada's cozy relationship with the ChiComs is a bigger concern than whatever mickey mouse relationship they have with the EU.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 12:39 PM (2Cry5)
53
Speaking of Cali median home price crossed $900k for the state last month.That’s the entire state. San Francisco and surrounding counties is in the $1.5M range.
Despite all the talk of “everyone leaving California” somehow home prices continue to climb. Which makes me think the meme that everyone is leaving might not be all that accurate after all.
California is what 35M people? A few headlines of a company moving to Texas and taking 300 people with them or whatever is a drop in the ocean. You never see a headline of a tech startup in San Francisco replacing those 300 people either.
Both the right and left like believing things that aren’t true, to paraphrase Ronald Regan.
Posted by: Facts at September 19, 2026 12:39 PM (X57RB)
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45 Thx K.T.
Falk take as the grandfather in The Princess Bride was a nice addition to his career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2026 12:33 PM (oUMhY)
Years later, Fred Savage said that he thought that Falk's grandfather was just some older guy they brought in to do a bit part, and that he was always kind, unassuming, and extremely helpful to young Fred when he was nervous or wasn't sure what to do. Thought that he was one of the nicest guys he'd ever met, and was astounded when he grew up and found out that yes, that was Peter Falk, the Famous Actor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 12:40 PM (edUvp)
Remember When Brian Stelter Asked If Fox News Should Lose WH Access and 'Journalists' Just Nodded?5
🚨 JUST IN: Footage has resurfaced of CNN's Brian Stelter FLOATING the removal of Fox News from the White House press pool under Biden in 2021 — same guy who is this morning MELTING DOWN that Trump removed CNN, MSNOW and POLITICO
"Fox should be viewed as a political tool? Should it be part of the White House press pool? The privileges that come with news gathering?"
Note how he framed it? He didn't say "this is an attack on the 1st Amendment!"
He called access to the White House a "PRIVILEGE" — NOT A RIGHT.
That's not his tone today, because it's Donald J. Trump who made the move.
The solution is VERY simple: you are free to lie on your own time. If you want access, STOP THE ENDLESS LIES AND PROPAGANDA!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)
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Canada's going to be, what... adopted by the EU? Is that what's going down?
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yes, they will rove each other rong time...
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:44 PM (AKptf)
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California is what 35M people? A few headlines of a company moving to Texas and taking 300 people with them or whatever is a drop in the ocean. You never see a headline of a tech startup in San Francisco replacing those 300 people either.
Both the right and left like believing things that aren’t true, to paraphrase Ronald Regan.
Posted by: Facts at September 19, 2026 12:39 PM (X57RB)
What's happening in California isn't about raw population numbers, it's about population distribution. For those with high incomes who make their money off finance or international sales, it is still a great place in the restricted communities. Also, the nepo and trust fund babies, and those who cater to them have a great time.
Along with that, the low income immigrants with large government support thrive, along with all the Government employees who service them and skim money off the stream flowing to them.
What's missing? The middle class, along with any manufacturing or ordinary productive middle class jobs. California is being hollowed out economically, with big bulges at the top and the bottom and nothing in the middle anymore. It's headed for a crash.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 12:45 PM (edUvp)
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Video of Stelter pontificating on why Fox shouldn't have press access.
https://tinyurl.com/5yf6pm8t
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 19, 2026 12:48 PM (nYuWY)
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A shame we all get old and pass on. Falk could have gone on forever playing Columbo, Burr playing Mason, Lansbury playing Fletcher, Griffith playing Matlock, Betty White playing Betty White.
Posted by: Old Man Adams at September 19, 2026 12:48 PM (Fn+3X)
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Thanks KT for the mention of Haym Salomon. I'd never heard of him so checked his page on wikipedia. It's always great to learn new things about the founding of our country (not Leftist agitprop).
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 19, 2026 12:49 PM (9ZFZd)
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"California is being hollowed out economically, with big bulges at the top and the bottom and nothing in the middle anymore"
What the Left wants to do to the entire country,
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 19, 2026 12:49 PM (dtajH)
63
I've had a joke in the back of my mind about how Kamala will be unstoppable if she can just avoid saying something stupid. Well . . .
ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
Ladies & Gentlemen,
America dodged a bullet.
“AI is kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it’s 2 letters.”
-Kamala Harris
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:49 PM (ndZc7)
64
lol, CNN is reduced to reporting on ...now they can't get into the White House! "Breaking News! My badge did not work!!"
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:51 PM (AKptf)
65
Got to deal with my first online Lindsay denier today. Claimed she didn't kill the kids or try to kill herself.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 19, 2026 12:52 PM (bkuEU)
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I saw the other day that Jessica Fletcher was created with Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker) in mind but she turned it down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:53 PM (ndZc7)
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Professor Fate (Jack Lemmon): "Push the button, Max."
Max (Peter Falk): "Okay, Professor."
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My favorite Peter Falk role (The Great Race). Because, you know those two were messing around on the set, likely hiding some adult beverages on their person, and just playing it way over the top.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 12:54 PM (dIske)
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64 lol, CNN is reduced to reporting on ...now they can't get into the White House! "Breaking News! My badge did not work!!"
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 12:51 PM (AKptf)
That damn Trump! He's a MONSTER!
He actually did what he said he'd do! How can the media operate with a politician who actually tells the truth?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2026 12:57 PM (mP0Kj)
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Nice to see Matt Morse mentioned on Ace. I watch him sometimes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 12:58 PM (2Ez/1)
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A shame we all get old and pass on. Falk could have gone on forever playing Columbo, Burr playing Mason, Lansbury playing Fletcher, Griffith playing Matlock, Betty White playing Betty White.
Posted by: Old Man Adams
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James Arness - Matt Dillon
Posted by: Henry, the dog at September 19, 2026 12:59 PM (XeU6L)
72
White House releases partial list of CNN's lies.
https://tinyurl.com/y4esj6ws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 12:59 PM (ndZc7)
73
CNN, MSNOW, whomever the White House barred, will be back in the press pool next week. A leftist judge (aren't they all?) will strike down the jettisoning of those networks.
Trump I tried it with Jim Acosta and he returned after about a week's absence thanks to our totally leftist judiciary.
It'd be "better" to just quit doing press briefings in person and just e-mail the stuff to them. Then, when they try to twist it.... bring up the original. It doesn't always have to be in person.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 12:59 PM (2Cry5)
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@MAGAts_Exposed posted a thread highlighting old 2017 allegations against James Woods, including Amber Tamblyn’s claim that he approached her and a friend at a Hollywood diner when she was 16, invited them to Vegas, and replied “even better” when she told him her age. Woods has denied the story since it first circulated.
Amber Tamblyn is married to David Cross, a far-left "comedian," so I give this zero credibility. She's all big into gender equity so one can safely conclude she believes it is perfectly acceptable if not heroic to tell lies in furtherance of the narrative and her cause.
Posted by: A little more context at September 19, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Had to be said at September 19, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)
77
I enjoy learning about all the fraud and criminality in california. I also enjoying watching all the youtube videos of all the worthless drug addicts huddled in their homeless camps all over the sidewalks like in Germany 1945 with the displaced person camps. Such colorful tents and lean-tos and in the middle of summer!
I hope to visit there one day and take lots and lots of pictures.
Posted by: Fly Over Country Joe and The Fish at September 19, 2026 01:03 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:05 PM (ndZc7)
79
Personally, if we must keep the word 'intelligence' in the name, I favor 'Simulated Intelligence'. Because it's at best a really good version of Google's old, "Feeling Lucky?" button.
Wayne, Stewart, Boyd, Gable, Keaton, Powell, Bogart, Eddie G, Rathbone, Flynn, and Reagan, to name a few.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
81
My favorite "Old Hollywood" ...
The saturated Technicolor MGM musicals.
No, I'm not gay.
Even the ones which weren't all that good, like Carousel , were entertaining.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 19, 2026 01:07 PM (LsINp)
82
My favorite "Old Hollywood" ...
The saturated Technicolor MGM musicals.
No, I'm not gay.
Even the ones which weren't all that good, like Carousel , were entertaining.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 19, 2026 01:07 PM
Like The Music Man starring Robert Preston. He was Harold Hill personified.
Posted by: Not gay either but $20 is $20 at September 19, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)
83
Poll shows 1/3 of Americans can't name the three branches of government
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The Army, the Air Force, and the Navy. Well, there are the Marines and the Coast Guard too but they're more like twigs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)
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Even the ones which weren't all that good, like Carousel , were entertaining.
Posted by: buddhaha
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Heh. I've never made up my mind about 'Paint Your Wagon'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)
85
Think of any more enticing poems for the younger folk?
I think that I shall never see
A corpse so lovely as a dead commie.
A body whose open mouth is prest
Bleeding against the earth at rest;
A body that looks at worms all day,
And keeps tries to keep the vulture at bay;
A body that may in Summer smell
A smell so bad it smells like hell;
Upon whose rotten flesh snow has lain;
Who quickly dissolves in the rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only we can kill a commie.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
86
'Paint Your Wagon' Clint Eastwood singing just no
Posted by: doug at September 19, 2026 01:13 PM (B1+sW)
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'Paint Your Wagon' Clint Eastwood singing just no
Posted by: doug
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Lee Marvin...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2026 01:21 PM (+hdxX)
95
Veronica Lake
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2026 01:18 PM (+hdxX)
Helluva way to go, being found face down of Veronica Lake.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:22 PM (1Ff7Z)
96
The lefties on X are claiming Trump got played, there's nothing new in the deal, no one was ever going to let Russia or China in anyway. Even though they're being roundly refuted, you can expect the "Trump got played, there's nothing new in this deal" song on Monday's news.
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If it cost the US nothing, then how did we get played
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 01:22 PM (9FfUF)
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Old (very) Hollywood. Mary Astor. A smart lady. Only took supporting roles figuring if the movie was a hit she gets good reviews and if it bombs nobody mentions the supporting cast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gm9Sb)
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From USA Today:
"The comedian, whose real name is Scott Christopher Thompson, allegedly attempted suicide in Las Vegas on Friday, Sept. 19, and was taken to a local hospital, where he's receiving care, according to TMZ, which reported the news first."
Funny, but today, Saturday, is ALSO Sept. 19th.
Perhaps it's actually USA Yesterday.
https://tinyurl.com/m3y53buf
Posted by: Guy with a calendar at September 19, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)
99
Best Carrot Top: It's a Konica Seles tennis racket! *Holds up racket with rear view mirror glued to it*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 01:24 PM (xJpaU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 01:25 PM (xJpaU)
102
Ultra-simplified, Servo is correct, CA has been hollowed out socio-economically over the last 3 decades. Well, not exactly hollowed out, but mostly so, with a new unsustainable "middle class" that is pernicious in its effects sort of subbed in for what was a real middle class before.
Government employees, especially "educators" and those in that enormous dysfunctional and voracious black hole of greed. They're the new "middle class". Replacing - but not really - manufacturing, small business, etc, the true base of a real middle class. As noted above, ultra-simplified, but this is a major trend central to the issue.
Relentless persecution of real economic activity, especially small manufacturing ("environmental" nonsense, Cal-OSHA, unions, taxation, etc) has been a key factor. End of Cold War/huge reduction in defense/aerospace in early 90s sort of kicked it off, mass illegal migration (just starting then) devastated several construction trades and started to deform the semi-skilled labor market (hospitality, etc) and was another blow to middle/lower-middle class viability (part-time work, jobs for minor family members).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:26 PM (U/Byj)
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Old (very) Hollywood. Mary Astor. A smart lady. Only took supporting roles figuring if the movie was a hit she gets good reviews and if it bombs nobody mentions the supporting cast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 19, 2026 01:23 PM (gm9Sb)
Pity how she ended up, though. Sentenced to twenty-five years to life for killing a guy named Miles Archer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:26 PM (1Ff7Z)
Bernie Sanders’ AI Plan Puts Washington in Charge of Tomorrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)
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Laura Ingraham Says Many Republican Lawmakers Are Secretly Hoping GOP Loses Midterm Elections
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7)
It for our own good. We're fucking stupid.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 01:27 PM (xJpaU)
On September 15, Memphis police and a federal task force arrested 13 suspects, including Javunte Johnson, caught stripping an 18-wheeler of over $250,000 in fried chicken at the Economy Inn on Lamar Avenue. The truck driver, Robert Wilson, admitted handing over the load to settle a drug debt, and authorities also seized three handguns, fentanyl, cocaine, and $110,000 in other stolen goods. Johnson faces aggravated robbery and theft charges on a $280,000 bond, while others face theft, drug, and evasion counts as part of the Memphis Safe Task Force's push against violent crime."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 01:28 PM (XeU6L)
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103 Yeah. How the hell did she get her hands on a Webley Fosberry? They quit making them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 19, 2026 01:28 PM (gm9Sb)
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Paint Your Wagon' Clint Eastwood singing just no
Posted by: doug
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Lee Marvin...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
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My fav was the preacher singing about No Name City.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 01:29 PM (2WIwB)
Wayne, Stewart, Boyd, Gable, Keaton, Powell, Bogart, Eddie G, Rathbone, Flynn, and Reagan, to name a few.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
I'm adding Gary Cooper.
Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2026 01:30 PM (5rh/l)
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Yeah. How the hell did she get her hands on a Webley Fosberry? They quit making them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 19, 2026 01:28 PM (gm9Sb)
I think she got it from a guy on Thursday.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:31 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Complete takeover of state govt. by teachers' and a few other public sector unions (by definition an insane abomination that has greatly degraded the entire country), which either paralleled or caused the death of politics in the state, a bizarre (to me) incredible lack of any civic culture or intelligence in most people (in the coastal zone). Dumbing down of the populace (see both "education", and the parents).
In 2010, which was one of the two greatest national partisan political earthquakes in our national history, CA saw ...... no change whatsoever. Not sure even *1* incumbent was defeated, state or national level. One state rep who was most sincerely dead was re-elected.
This sort of confirmed that CA had suffered a total civic collapse. Lots of wheels turning, I have just touched on a few obvious big ones.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:32 PM (U/Byj)
113Best Carrot Top: It's a Konica Seles tennis racket! *Holds up racket with rear view mirror glued to it*
Maybe you have to be a tennis fan to get the joke? I only know her as the one to popularize grunting.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Mfsvt)
114
Greenland, Denmark tacitly ceeded Greenland to US.
We protect it, have exclusive merchantile deals beneficial to both and they run their country. Caveat, Greenland don't go CA.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:32 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)
117 My favorite Peter Falk role (The Great Race). Because, you know those two were messing around on the set, likely hiding some adult beverages on their person, and just playing it way over the top.
Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 12:54 PM (dIske)
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It was the perfect Jack Lemmon role because it played to his hopelessly hamming everything he appeared in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Starbucks will pay $1 million to the Florida Department of Legal Affairs following a lawsuit accusing the company of systematically discriminating against white employees and job applicants with diversity quotas and preferences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:33 PM (ndZc7)
>He realizes that the older he gets the more he looks like Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 01:33 PM (5C90x)
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So was this "fried" chicken actually frozen?
Posted by: Just to clarify
Well, it's hot now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:34 PM (ndZc7)
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Fencing a whole shipment of frozen fried chicken sounds like it would be work, maybe Mr Johnson (of the Rocky Top Johnsons?) had it all lined up before hand, would think so.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)
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Double consonants or double vowels, double coffee please.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:36 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: The Southeastern Conference at September 19, 2026 01:36 PM (2Ez/1)
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Fencing a whole shipment of frozen fried chicken sounds like it would be work, maybe Mr Johnson (of the Rocky Top Johnsons?) had it all lined up before hand, would think so.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)
Whose chicken was it? Doesn't seem it'd be worth selling for ransom as it probably wouldn't last long. Maybe there was a big ass block party planned for the next day.
Poor driver won't even get credit for paying his debt. I'm sure he's back on the hook for it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 19, 2026 01:38 PM (1Ff7Z)
On September 15, Memphis police and a federal task force arrested 13 suspects, including Javunte Johnson, caught stripping an 18-wheeler of over $250,000 in fried chicken at the Economy Inn on Lamar Avenue. The truck driver, Robert Wilson, admitted handing over the load to settle a drug debt, and authorities also seized three handguns, fentanyl, cocaine, and $110,000 in other stolen goods. Johnson faces aggravated robbery and theft charges on a $280,000 bond, while others face theft, drug, and evasion counts as part of the Memphis Safe Task Force's push against violent crime."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Is this the plot from Police Academy 8?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ndZc7)
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105 Laura Ingraham Says Many Republican Lawmakers Are Secretly Hoping GOP Loses Midterm Elections
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:25 PM (ndZc7)
Tillis, Murkowski, Cornyn were looking at you...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2026 01:40 PM (+gK6I)
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Saudis getting badly knocked around by the Houthis (i.e., by the Iranians), Riyadh Int'l fuel farm hit today. Iran's horizontal escalation in the 80s (against Iraq's "allies"/financial backers in the Gulf) was squelched by aggressive US action (reflagging, wiping out their navy, mine-clearing, other things).
This time, with the Houthis as a new element ..... we'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
129 Many Republican Lawmakers Are Secretly Hoping GOP Loses Midterm Elections
Some not-so-secretly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)
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I guess they pulled Adam Smith's invisible finger.
Major Wendy’s Franchisee Files for Bankruptcy as Competition From Burger Rivals Heats Up
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
131 This time, with the Houthis as a new element ..... we'll see.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
I think the Saudi's thought we would step in.. We're not.... And I'm glad
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2026 01:45 PM (+gK6I)
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Netflix and Greta Gerwig Face Backlash Over Meryl Streep Voicing Aslan in New “Narnia”
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Maybe she can't do lion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)
And it's utterly pointless if it's not a TREATY ratified by the Senate.
That's the only way you keep it from being a 2-year deal.
Posted by: GWB at September 19, 2026 01:46 PM (kU0PQ)
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The West Coast is an US security zone against the Far East and Russia. Californians may take it lightly such as prohibiting Musk from 'excessive' launches but FedGov doesn't.
CA will continue to degrade itself until the Military takes over necessary security zones to protect the continent. It will be areas for military installations and personnel, civilian and military, who support it. San Diego and San Francisco will be two protected areas.
Protected areas will have not civilian authority. There will be no mayor or city council and the CA Supreme Court will have no jurisdiction.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:46 PM (nqf1u)
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132 Netflix and Greta Gerwig Face Backlash Over Meryl Streep Voicing Aslan in New “Narnia”
They should.. Aslan is male.... Look at the mane... Female lions do not have manes..
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Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I)
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Sophie and Sydney. I can think of worse duets.
WNBA Star Sophie Cunningham Defend Sydney Sweeney After Backlash From Liberal Feminists
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)
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> Laura Ingraham Says Many Republican Lawmakers Are Secretly Hoping GOP Loses Midterm Elections
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I'd hope it's the ones "secretly hoping the GOP loses." It would go a long way to cleaning up that shithole of a political party.
Turning the country over to the left, just when the socialists are gaining ground oughta' be a hanging offense.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 01:48 PM (2Cry5)
138
Total aside: I wonder if Ohio State QB Julian Sayin has a brother named Noam.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 01:49 PM (0aYVJ)
139 I think the Saudi's thought we would step in.. We're not.... And I'm glad
Posted by: It's me donna
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Colloquially, Trump said, we don't have a dog in that fight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:50 PM (nqf1u)
140I think the Saudi's thought we would step in.. We're not.... And I'm glad
I thought the Saudis were supposed to be the elite military of the region, after Israel of course, and the Houthis basically the equivalent of a street gang.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 01:50 PM (JVKVQ)
141WNBA Star Sophie Cunningham Defend Sydney Sweeney After Backlash From Liberal Feminists
They should announce that they're a couple just to see the heads explode.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 01:52 PM (JVKVQ)
142
The burned remains of the Moss Landing Power Plant battery energy storage facility caught fire again Friday morning, prompting Monterey County officials to issue a shelter in place order.
Posted by: 13times at September 19, 2026 01:53 PM (fnZRl)
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> I thought the Saudis were supposed to be the elite military of the region, after Israel of course, and the Houthis basically the equivalent of a street gang.
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The Saudi's have billions of dollars worth of Western military gear. They can barely use any of it because they just put it all in storage and forget about it.
About the only time you'll ever see a Saudi F-15, or M-1 Abrams tank is during a parade.
The Houthi's shot down a Saudi F-15 last week with gunfire. From the ground. How pitiful is that?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 01:54 PM (2Cry5)
144 The Saudis can't wipe their own asses without a Filipino slave doing it. What makes you think they'll take up arms against a tribe they've likely cut a thousand deals with?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 01:54 PM (eRlcH)
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WOAH: Federal Judges Admit Coordinating in Trump Immigration Cases
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It's in the f*ck the law clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 01:54 PM (ndZc7)
146Javunte Johnson. Swedish ancestry?
Posted by: rhomboid
That's not even the best name from the chicken caper.
The nabbed "Quantrivious Shaver," too.
That's better than any of the fake black names I've made up.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 01:55 PM (VHUov)
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Total aside: I wonder if Ohio State QB Julian Sayin has a brother named Noam.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 01:49 PM (0aYVJ)
Snort.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 01:55 PM (2WIwB)
148WNBA Star Sophie Cunningham Defend Sydney Sweeney After Backlash From Liberal Feminists
They should announce that they're a couple just to see the heads explode.
Posted by: Oddbob
Yeah. Heads.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 01:57 PM (VHUov)
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Favorite actors from before my time:
Bogart
Joseph Cotton
Peter Lorre
Posted by: communism for fags at September 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Jmy/7)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 19, 2026 01:57 PM (NnhvP)
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A few more, prominent women stand up to this BS, younger girls will have role models. Memes go round and round. Will start making things unpleasant for men who want to shower with them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:59 PM (nqf1u)
a 2018 interview, Gerwig said she feels "uncomfortable around 'Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior stuff,' I find that creepy, but I go to church every Sunday."
She's a Unitarian Universalist
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 02:06 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 02:44 PM (Ia/+0)
157
It gets worse. Greta Gerwig in " The Magician's Nephew" imagines Narnia as a sort of David Bowie like rock musical."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 02:59 PM (JrHfD)
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The Saudis can't wipe their own asses without a Filipino slave doing it. What makes you think they'll take up arms against a tribe they've likely cut a thousand deals with?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I see you are familiar with arabs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 03:27 PM (9NN0K)
159
I see you are familiar with arabs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Yes, they are the worst!
Posted by: Sheik Hassen Ben Sober at September 19, 2026 04:06 PM (Fn+3X)
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The IRGC have released their 7 demands for negotiating.
They are the same ridiculous terms they wanted before. End the war an ALL fronts, release All frozen funds and so on.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 19, 2026 04:33 PM (UdrMW)
The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival there are just a few house keeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Wrightstown)
1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate. Saying a prayer or two can't hurt either.
2) Be kind. Be nice.
3) No running with sharp objects, your disappointment has been noted. Duly noted.
4) Have a great weekend!!!
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
7/25 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. She is still doing fine. Her chemo pump seems to be working and everything appears stable for now. She says she is incredibly blessed! She is working on a stocking for an as-yet-not-born grandchild. She would appreciate prayers for a successful IVF procedure and pregnancy for her daughter and hubby. Next week, Teresa and her husband will be going to California to visit their daughter who lives there and her family.
8/4 Update – Teresa was admitted to the hospital while on vacation in California. She has a bad infection – cellulitis - not due to the cancer. She is being treated with antibiotics and hopefully it will be cleared up in a couple of days.
8/28 Update – Teresa’s bloodwork is back, and everything looks steady. She has a CT scan on 9/4.
9/17 Update- Well, there is good news and bad news -
First, the bad news is that I have a 9mm mass in my lung, which means that the cancer has metastasized outside of the liver. The pump is keeping the cancer in my liver at bay for now.
The good news is that they can zap the nodule out of my lung and will keep an eye out to see if more nodules appear. As long as this is the only one, the radiation should do the job for now. However, now that it has moved, we know that at some point we will have to find another protocol to deal with any cancer which shows up outside of the liver. I may end up going back on Lytgobi; I don't know if there are any other options at this point.
Just wanted to keep you apprised of the current situation; I meet with a radiation oncologist next Friday and will be making an appointment for the procedure after that.
7/30 – David sent an update on his wife, Susan, who we have been praying for as she is treated for cancer. Susan is still doing well and her numbers are headed in the right direction, but they are still having issues with the side effects of the chemotherapy. It is manageable, but they have to increase the number of office visits for additional treatments. Some days are really good right now, but others are only bearable with the Lord’s grace. They are so grateful for the prayers on their behalf.
8/26 Update – Susan’s cough has gotten so bad that they did X-rays on her chest. It might be pneumonia. She is in the hospital. Her sodium and blood pressure are low and she is not eating much now. They are trying to turn this around and ask for everyone’s prayers.
9/2 Update – Susan is back in the ICU. She either has an infection or the cancer has spread to her lungs. Either way, thank you all for your thoughts and prayers for Susan and please continue them.
9/3 Update – Thank you to everyone for their thoughts and prayers for Susan. They are expecting her to pass into the hands of the Lord in the next day or so. Please pray for them.
8/8 – Ace-Endorsed Author A. H. Lloyd posted that Mrs. Lloyd will undergo a double mastectomy to remove the breast cancer. She has advanced to Stage 1. Much hinges on the biopsy to determine the specific sub-category of cancer and whether chemo is necessary. Please pray for her in this time of need.
8/22 Update – Mrs. Lloyd is healing ahead of schedule and the surgeon was amazed at her progress. She is still in pain and has limited mobility, but each day she is gaining more freedom of movement. That is the good news; the bad news was the unrealistic expectations set by the medical staff. The surgery was much more significant, and she will also need chemo, contrary to what she was told before.
8/27 – P asks for prayers for the soul of her nephew, C, who committed suicide on 8/17. He was only 32. May he find the peace in the afterlife that he could not find in this life.
8/26 – Teresa in Fort Worth asks for prayers for her BIL, Dick, who was found dead in the alley behind the house in Texas. He had been in declining health and had dementia. They aren’t sure how long he was outside before he passed away. Teresa’s SIL seems to be handling it okay so far. Teresa also asks for prayers for a former neighbor, Melissa, who is hospitalized, recovering from a second stem cell/bone marrow transplant as they attempt to cure her leukemia. She now has blood blisters in her mouth and throat. She had to be intubated before her throat closed completely. This might be her body rejecting the transplant.
8/27 – “…” asked for prayers for healing (and sleep) for Brit Lass. She is having tests, and so far they are good, but she is worried. She has an imaging test coming up and then an appointment with a surgeon.
8/30 – SPinRH_F-16 requested prayers for classmate “D.B.”, who has ALS. Please pray that he remains as comfortable as possible and for support for his family as they see him through this. Thank you in advance for your earnest prayers.
9/2 – Bulg asked for prayers for purpose in his life.
9/4 – bluebell sent an update on grammie winger. Grammie was diagnosed with epilepsy now. And she is back in the hospital. They would love prayers for comfort and peace for her.
9/10 – Annie’s Stew asks for prayers for her husband as he recovers from knee surgery.
9/10 – D asked for prayers for the memory of 9/11. May the Lord comfort people in the grief, and may it bring people closer to God.
9/12 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for the W family for comfort and strength as they grieve. The deceased was a sweet 92 year old, despite some big tragedies in her life.
9/15 – Sal asked for prayers as wildfires are out of control in the north of the area and threatening the county seat. They are evacuating part of the town. Sal is not in any danger.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.
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Heard from DonnaAmpersand in the last few days. She asked that we "Give my best regards to all the good people at AOSHQ and tell them they are in my prayers."
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at September 19, 2026 07:58 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 19, 2026 08:00 AM (kOluj)
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Just saw a blue heron flying with a fish in its mouth, a white heron fishing , and this plant which is apparently an invasive species, but it's lovely anyway: Porcelain Berry. I like the different shades on blue on the same plant berries:
https://tinyurl.com/2u6ytc7t
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 08:02 AM (opgvM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 08:03 AM (2Cry5)
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Over the past few weeks I've been overnight in my car more than indoors. Add to that I am convinced retirement/resignation was in fact a severe error, a result of weakness borne of fatigue, depression, and the Adversary's relentless efforts (I repeat myself). I have no idea what sort of future unfolds from here. Pray for me, as I pray for you.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 19, 2026 08:07 AM (P34v8)
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Headed to deer lease this morning. Temp 87 called for so I have to wear pants and Mrs. E has to wear a hat.
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2026 08:08 AM (LHPAg)
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Good morning Horde thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need.
Fall is definitely here in Mid Hudson. Not reaching 70° today. Heavy rain tomorrow. Possible noreaster next week
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2026 08:09 AM (oUMhY)
8 Don't look now, but there's a MoMe in less than a month.
Prepare ye the way of the horde.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Caffiend at September 19, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
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Headed to deer lease this morning. Temp 87 called for so I have to wear pants and Mrs. E has to wear a hat.
Posted by: Eromero
May you find big rubs.
We are just now seeing larger deer showing up on the cellcams. Nothing to target yet.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 08:15 AM (q6tQZ)
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Mornin' Horde. Job interview with a local Publix today. Pretty sure I'll get it and that will bring some welcome structure to my retirement. Really don't need a lot of hours, so I'm hoping this doesn't greatly interfere with my favored pursuits..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 19, 2026 08:21 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 08:28 AM (opgvM)
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“Part time” employment can be tough to find. A lot of places don’t want to hire anyone, but if they do; you might as well set up a cot in a spare room.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2026 08:29 AM (B8LvX)
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Herons fish our pond in Ohio. sometimes (it seems like) just for practice. It isn't unusual to catch a fish with a healed hole in it's middle.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 08:32 AM (K7yvy)
What are the terms of the lease? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 08:28 AM (opgvM)
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I'm guessing for the season and it only costs a buck or two.........
Posted by: Molly k. at September 19, 2026 08:32 AM (j/yko)
17 Headed to deer lease this morning. Temp 87 called for so I have to wear pants and Mrs. E has to wear a hat.
Posted by: Eromero
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May you find big rubs.
We are just now seeing larger deer showing up on the cellcams. Nothing to target yet.
Posted by: MkY
Saw a five-ish point just the other weekend. Smash started him when she rode past his nap spot, and he jumped out in the rod in front of my bike. We were only going 40-45 uphill, and I practice emergency stops at that speed all the time, so he didn't get me.
Good spot to set up a deer stand off the road in the woods. Nab him after he leaves the corn field back into the woods at o-dark-30.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 19, 2026 08:33 AM (QVmho)
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Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.
Prayers are requested for #1 son, he has something going on which is as yet undiagnosed. He is under care now so that's a positive step.
Prayers also for his wife and daughter #2. Mom is a spoiled little princess who consistently choses the worst possible path of action regarding #2.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 08:33 AM (IMGZD)
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Over the past few weeks I've been overnight in my car more than indoors.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 19, 2026 08:07 AM (P34v
Knew a guy named Roy who lived in his cars for years and still does. Started out in a Chevy Nova, than an Olds Cutlass Supreme and last time I saw him was living in a 1999 Buick LeSabre. I used to congratulate him on his new house whenever he changed cars.
Posted by: Living The Dream at September 19, 2026 08:36 AM (cCXR+)
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Summer refuses to give up here in the Bluegrass. I believe we have two more days in the mid-90's then a cold front is supposed to bring us some temps in the 70's. It's been dry the last week, maybe 10 days. This after unrelenting days of rain earlier in the month.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 08:36 AM (2Cry5)
21 3 Just saw a blue heron flying with a fish in its mouth, a white heron fishing , and this plant which is apparently an invasive species, but it's lovely anyway: Porcelain Berry. I like the different shades on blue on the same plant
https://tinyurl.com/2u6ytc7t
Lovely! We have beautyberry around here, getting ready to come into its prime. Long strings of shiny purple berries, not edible for people but birds seem to like them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 08:38 AM (sTKQb)
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That's the last time I'll do that for two bucks!
Posted by: What the doe said when she came out of the woods at September 19, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)
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I motion we call them “cool” or “cooler” fronts. Until such time as a jacket is required, or a fire.
Dropping from 97 to 89 is an improvement maybe, but “cold” doesn’t belong in there.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2026 08:46 AM (B8LvX)
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72 degrees here in E T this morning. Coolest outdoor temperature I’ve felt in months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 08:49 AM (sTKQb)
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81% of voters are more likely to support a candidate this election with a plan to prevent automatic Social Security benefit cuts over a candidate who promises not to touch Social Security (17%).
77% of voters say lawmakers who promise not to touch Social Security are making the problem worse and agree delaying makes the problem harder to fix.
Marco or JD should pick up this mantel.
They would jump to the lead with (R) and (I).
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)
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Funny thing? Other than my legs (this is playing hell with my lymph edema) and shit sleep, my body is holding up better than my spirit. Not sure what to make of that.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at September 19, 2026 08:52 AM (P34v8)
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Lord, hear the prayers for all on Prayer Revival list, their loved ones & support. Also, I ask for prayers for all others in need of Your help. Thank you for this gathering place and the good people who make it possible. Watch over them. Amen.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 19, 2026 08:55 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 19, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)
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Mornin'. Been up since 4:30 - the dog has had "digestive issues" for a few days, which means I have to get up a couple times per night and watch very carefully where I step. Fortunately, I did not get to experience the "Streets of Calcutta" this morning, so I think he's on the mend. Now I just have to continue the carpet cleaning process I started yesterday.
Posted by: PabloD at September 19, 2026 09:02 AM (CoKDD)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 19, 2026 09:02 AM (AMvSw)
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81% of voters are more likely to support a candidate this election with a plan to prevent automatic Social Security benefit cuts over a candidate who promises not to touch Social Security (17%).
77% of voters say lawmakers who promise not to touch Social Security are making the problem worse and agree delaying makes the problem harder to fix.
Marco or JD should pick up this mantel.
They would jump to the lead with (R) and (I).
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)
Poll result, interpreted: "you can cut that guy's, don't cut mine".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 09:05 AM (1z8ji)
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Powerline teases Week in Pictures with what it calls the 'Sydney Sweeney' edition, yet very few of them include Sydney Sweeney.
Powerline is a dick tease, just like Sydney Sweeney (and my house cleaner).
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 09:06 AM (J4Dwc)
Father Almighty, heal and comfort those who suffer from the pains and problems of aging, eyes and hands, lungs, heart, blood, bowels, and all organs.
Heal and comfort those young marrieds who strive for children but haven't yet managed.
Strength and steadfastness to those striving for better health, and safety and steadfastness for those in new employment.
Special plea for healing and salvation for those suffering from the diabolical mis-alignment of mind and spirit, estranged from family, threatening their children and confused themselves in forms of dysphoria, morals and principles, rejecting truth and reason.
Free the captives, confound your enemies, bless our nation with healing, and our world.
I think that about covers it for my first cup of coffee.
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Um, a two-hour opera for our classical selection? Pardon me, but I'll pass. But, down the playlist is "The Most Beautiful 'Ave Maria' I've ever heard (with translated lyrics / english subtitles)" - I'll give that a try.
38 I have resolved, and indeed have started, that, having said my Rosary in the morning, I will read four chapters of the Bible every day. At that rate, I should get through the entire thing in about a year.
I've always had a terrible time with devotional works. There's no psychological connection. I may as well be reading something about electron spin resonance or advanced Sanskrit. I'm not sure this will go much better, but at least I'm trying and hope the Good Lord takes note of my perseverance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:12 AM (eRlcH)
39
>>I will read four chapters of the Bible every day.
If you read four AKC breed standards every morning, you could be an AKC judge who ignores the breed standard while judging, just like most of them.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 09:15 AM (J4Dwc)
40 Over 150 fish caught off the lake yesterday with the 3 of us in the boat.
Threw back the Bass, rockies and little ones, kept 42 Perch.
Insert your math problem here.
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)
41
Good spot to set up a deer stand off the road in the woods. Nab him after he leaves the corn field back into the woods at o-dark-30.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Corn fed is the best tasting venison.
Years More than a half century ago, before Fish and Game Departments all over the country got the bit in their teeth and decided that they could be as petty and bureaucratic as every other government department, PA had a simple system. They counted deer, figured out how many needed to go, and establish the length of the season, usually around two week, then established a doe component, usually the last weekend. If the population was down, the doe "season" could be Sunday, noon to sunset.
I got a call Friday before that last weekend from a friend because I hadn't bothered with a licence (in college, no time). He had a farmer acquaintance who needed someone who hadn't filled their tag. I picked a doe tag that evening, drove out Saturday night (about 30 miles) and met the guy. He took me out to the edge of one corn field and explained that, right after dawn, a doe would emerge from to wood lot adjacent, check things out, and then proceed to nibble on various ears. (Cont)
Posted by: buddhaha at September 19, 2026 09:16 AM (LsINp)
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(Cont)
He told me that he wouldn't have bothered if she just ate a couple of ears, but that she was ruining 15-20 ears every morning.
I went back and slept in my car, got up before dawn when he brought out coffee, and got on station at sky liightening.
Sure enough, as the sun just rose, she steps out of the wood lot, looks around for a minute, decides it's ok, and literally oranges over to the corn.
Clear line of sight, 75 yards, one shot.
The farmer heard the shot, drove out with his pickup. We butchered her in his barn. I left him the hide and about half the meat.
As I said, best tasting venison I ever had.
Posted by: buddhaha at September 19, 2026 09:17 AM (LsINp)
43
Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
At work and going to be a long day, might as well be break time
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 09:17 AM (HgbIv)
44
Insert your math problem here.
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)
What math problem? 42 is the answer to everything. It is known.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 09:17 AM (1z8ji)
49this plant which is apparently an invasive species, but it's lovely anyway:
When you get down to it, most flowers are charismatic weeds.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 09:21 AM (vTZFs)
50
Early voting has started in Virginia. A few other states allow absentee voters to vote early.
I guess election DAY is a thing of the past
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2026 09:21 AM (oUMhY)
51
“ So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.”
1 Corinthians 10:31
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2026 09:21 AM (Jl/ju)
52
You're perching on the edge of a math violation. Better scale it back or we'll all get hooked.
Posted by: Oops at September 19, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)
53
Taylor Lorenz gave Free Press an interview in which she said Trump is ending her favorite, the first amendment. Why do people think such rot? Elderly white women radicals are the worst.
Oh, and she still wears a mask all the time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:22 AM (OGBA8)
54
40
Over 150 fish caught off the lake yesterday with the 3 of us in the boat.
Threw back the Bass, rockies and little ones, kept 42 Perch.
Insert your math problem here.
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)
I was not praying for an algebraic function.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)
55
Good morning all. Beautiful sunny day, coolish. May be last perfect day for lying in the sun reading this year, so I plan on taking full advantage.
Once my liter of coffee has been fully processed.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2026 09:23 AM (sl73Y)
56
In a 2-1 vote, the Fifth Circuit ruled that the federal ban on direct interstate handgun sales violates the Second Amendment.
not sure what this means
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)
57
saw a blue heron flying with a fish in its mouth, a white heron fishing , and this plant which is apparently an invasive species, but it's lovely anyway: Porcelain Berry. I like the different shades on blue on the same plant berries:
https://tinyurl.com/2u6y
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at
Those really do look like porcelain.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2026 09:25 AM (sl73Y)
58
Oh, and she still wears a mask all the time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
___________
She'll have a mask on at her visitation.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 09:26 AM (XvL8K)
59
In a 2-1 vote, the Fifth Circuit ruled that the federal ban on direct interstate handgun sales violates the Second Amendment.
not sure what this means
Posted by: r hennigantx
Unless I misread it, it means you don't have to ship to your local FFL when you buy a handgun out of state.(?)
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:26 AM (q6tQZ)
60
In 1671 a Maronite scholar named Antoine Faustus Nairon wrote an entire treatise under the title “ De Saluberrima Potione Cahue seu Cafe Nuncupata Discursus ”. Translated, “ A Discourse on the Wholesome Drink Called Cahue or Coffee”. It traces the invention of coffee to a 9th century goat herder in Ethiopia, who fed the beans of a plant to his herd and noticed they had more energy and didn’t sleep at night. He told a local monk the story, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2026 09:27 AM (Jl/ju)
61
Going to a funeral later. Hubby's cousin, in her 70s, lung cancer. Please pray for the family.
62Taylor Lorenz gave Free Press an interview in which she said Trump is ending her favorite, the first amendment.
And totally missed the irony that she wasn't immediately arrested and thrown into the gulag.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 09:27 AM (vTZFs)
63
Beautyberry is a native. Dunno why anyone prefers porcelain berry.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:28 AM (q6tQZ)
64
>> Unless I misread it, it means you don't have to ship to your local FFL when you buy a handgun out of state.(?)
Correct. You can go to another state. Legally purchase it, and bring it home.
That doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have to comply with some states licensing requirements once you get home. But you avoid the extra ffl fee and hassle when you purchase it.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2026 09:29 AM (Jl/ju)
65
Saw a deer in the front yard this morning. There's a couple of them around here... assuming the others haven't been hit by a vehicle.
That happens a fair amount around here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 09:29 AM (2Cry5)
66
50 Early voting has started in Virginia. A few other states allow absentee voters to vote early.
I guess election DAY is a thing of the past
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2026 09:21 AM (oUMhY)
I'm in favor of a one-week window to account for difficult work schedules or other circumstances. In my case, I'm only home on weekends, because I stay with my mom in another county during the week, to care for her.
I will take advantage of early voting rather than entrust an absentee ballot to the USPS. But a two month window is excessive.
68
And totally missed the irony that she wasn't immediately arrested and thrown into the gulag.
Posted by: Oddbob
They're not terribly bright.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Cifda)
69
Hadrian, I was listening to a psych podcast, and the topic was mindfulness (aimed toward shrinks to encourage them to get their patients to do it as part of getting better)
Made me wonder about which type if Catholic prayer practices align with mindfulness
72
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:12 AM (eRlcH)
Best wishes for your Bible study. I don't know what it means to have a psychological connection . Does that mean you have to know something about the author? You might consider "The Complete Fenelon" published by Paraclete Press . He was a 17th c French Archbishop and spiritual director and these are his letters to people he advised. It's very helpful short letters on things like "Bearing the criticisms of others" or " Patience under Contradiction" following by meditations on Feasts and Fasts . Fenelon has been a cherished "companion" since I got the book. At this point it's paperback cover has been worn away- a testament to its frequent use.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 09:35 AM (5C90x)
74
Threw back the Bass, rockies and little ones, kept 42 Perch.
What the hell do you do with 42 perch, except accept thanks from others for removing them from the lake.
If anything like salt water perch way to small and boney to eat.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)
What are the terms of the lease? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 08:28 AM (opgvM)
$1500.00 a year, just to walk on the property, plus corn, feeders, stands.
Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2026 09:36 AM (OdduL)
76
We killed one doe last year that had twins. Fewer arguments with fewer dominant does.
This year we've got 2 with twins. All show up daily. (Front yard. The bird feeder gets lots of deer action).
May have to go "earn a buck".
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:36 AM (q6tQZ)
77 If you read four AKC breed standards every morning, you could be an AKC judge who ignores the breed standard while judging, just like most of them.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 09:15 AM (J4Dwc)
Exhibitors should be terrified that all I need is a couple of sweepstakes assignments and I could apply to judge Borzoi. But we have enough finger-pointers as it is.
There are some 3200 AKC conformation judges. Just 14 are licensed to judge every breed: Gary Andersen, Eva Berg, Dana Cline, Jon Cole, Doug Johnson, Steve Keating, Jim Moses, Liz Muthard, Charlie Olvis, Joe Purkheiser (who's on his last legs), Pat Trotter, Cindy Vogels, John Wade and Joe Walton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:37 AM (eRlcH)
78
"It traces the invention of coffee to a 9th century goat herder in Ethiopia..."
Point of order: was coffee invented or discovered?
Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order at September 19, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)
79
I mention this every year, but any of the Horde within driving distance is more than welcome to come archery hunt on us. Out of State licenses are getting steep, but resident is still cheap.
Some people don't like "urban" hunting. Feel like it's not wild enough.
Still have to put an arrow in the right place.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:38 AM (q6tQZ)
80
>I will read four chapters of the Bible every day.
Found a Catholic podcast I like related to that -
Daily Bible Exegesis by some Aussie who runs a site called Logical Bible Study
I love how academic and informative the approach is. Very nerdy. Also the accent is fun to listen to.
81
Saw a deer in the front yard this morning. There's a couple of them around here... assuming the others haven't been hit by a vehicle.
That happens a fair amount around here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 09:29 AM (2Cry5)
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Heh. Here in Socialist Utopia (a college town) the anti-hunting crowd bends themselves into all sorts of weird shapes over the periodic need to cull the local deer herd. Since I regularly see deer walking neighborhood streets again I can tell we are approaching one of Those Moments, when all the value signalers will have to close their eyes and pretend the deer aren't being shot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:39 AM (5ZDo1)
82
Oh, within 1 mile of I-435, I-470 and I-49 (71).
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:39 AM (q6tQZ)
Officials in Routt County (county seat Steamboat Springs) announced on Thursday that a pair of gray wolves were caught on security camera video footage entering a local specialty store and purchasing nearly $400 worth of sheep's clothing. State law prohibits wolves from buying, possessing, or wearing apparel designed and marketed explicitly for sheep or other domestic livestock.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 09:40 AM (I0N4X)
84
Growing up, perch used to be the go-to for the Catholics in West Michigan to serve on Fish Fry Fridays. I presume they were Lake Michigan perch.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 09:40 AM (J4Dwc)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2026 09:40 AM (u82oZ)
86
Prayers ascending for the Horde in need. And for those close to the Horde in need as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2026 09:41 AM (u82oZ)
87
Hadrian, I was listening to a psych podcast, and the topic was mindfulness (aimed toward shrinks to encourage them to get their patients to do it as part of getting better)
Made me wonder about which type if Catholic prayer practices align with mindfulness
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Ydd86)
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The problem is that for the past century we have sought "scientific" answers to spiritual questions. Anxiety, depression, etc. are all of the spirit, and this is why have a strong prayer life and regular religious practice are so effective.
When your life is a mess, conduct an examination of conscience. This is often painful, and it is helpful to have a spiritual director or incorporate it into regular confession. As you bring yourself more into alignment with God, things take on a degree of clarity, and as one contemplates the eternal, the immediate becomes less important.
When things were really bad after the Bidening, I prayed the Rosary almost every day, and it brought me great comfort. This was before the grandkids moved in and now things are more hectic, but still try to say at least one every week and I always feel relaxed afterward
90
Just realized today , well tonight is anniversary of the Paoli Massacre but missing the events today. The 250 th anniversary will be next year
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 09:44 AM (HgbIv)
91
When things were really bad after the Bidening, I prayed the Rosary almost every day, and it brought me great comfort. This was before the grandkids moved in and now things are more hectic, but still try to say at least one every week and I always feel relaxed afterward
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Praying the rosary regularly is one of my goals tgat is really hard with adhd tbh
92
Point of order: was coffee invented or discovered?
Posted by: Person who likes to say Point Of Order
Bean was discovered, brew was invented. Sorta.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2026 09:44 AM (sl73Y)
93 When Charlie Olvis had his first assignment with Borzoi at the Lima KC show in Columbus, we had our Lacey entered. As luck would have it, I was the steward for the adjacent ring and the judge's tables were back to back.
I tried not to look too hard but Lacey went Best of Breed. Later, I said to Charlie across the divider, "Good choice on the Borzoi." He replied, "Was that yours? She's a beauty." Barbara Alderman later gave her a Group 4 good for 237.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (eRlcH)
94
Good morning again dear morons and thanks to mh, annie, and you for praying
{grammie}
{TiFW} sorry to hear of this setback
{Some Rat}
Hiya JT
Where are you NGU
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Karen McKarenface at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
96
I'm surprised there's even one person qualified to judge 3200 of anything in life. Much less 14.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 09:41 AM (XvL8K)
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My aunt considered herself qualified to judge every living person, so she was a sort of exception to the rule I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (LEZ+q)
97
Mornin', Horde. It's a crisp 60 here in my corner of New England, and some yardwork beckons. It will wait until my coffee is finished.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (84gkw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:45 AM (RIvkX)
99
G'mornin all y'all.
Off to my weekly men's meeting.
Prayers up.
Posted by: Okjohn at September 19, 2026 09:47 AM (LE7Lg)
100
Went to Kansas Museum of History yesterday with one of the widows I walk with. She got a lot of walking amidst the exhibits.
The Museum had well told stories and good descriptions for artifacts. I particularly liked the display of the 4 State Constitutions, and what was the strengths and weaknesses of each.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2026 09:47 AM (u82oZ)
101
Otis Redding enjoyed a San Francisco Bay perch now and then...
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 09:47 AM (I0N4X)
102 I'm surprised there's even one person qualified to judge 3200 of anything in life. Much less 14.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 09:41 AM (XvL8K)
There are 205 breeds recognized by the AKC. Those 14 are the only ones licensed to judge every one of those breeds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:48 AM (eRlcH)
103
What the hell do you do with 42 perch, except accept thanks from others for removing them from the lake.
If anything like salt water perch way to small and boney to eat.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 19, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)
Used to know a fella who fried them whole and ate them bones and all.
Posted by: Rufus at September 19, 2026 09:49 AM (cCXR+)
104
Thanks for the Coffee Thread and Prayer Revival, Mis Hum and Annie! The connections here are deep and sincere.
May God bless all of His children this day and keep them safe.
And may God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 19, 2026 09:49 AM (D/6p1)
105
Don't look now, but a bunch of European countries seem to think that they are about to go to war with Russia.
Meanwhile, the United States has announced that it is considering pulling a bunch of our military out of Europe.
Should be an interesting couple of weeks coming up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 19, 2026 09:49 AM (aD4fx)
106
I survived a colonoscopy yesterday so that’s an answer to prayers
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (M+uMR)
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That's not important now. What about your hash?
/jk mine is coming up in #twoweeks
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
107
I pray as always for the right long-term job to make itself known and the path smoothed. I continue the job search.
108Nolte: FBI Warns of Leftist Women Using Honeytraps to Humiliate ICE Agents
A group of anti-US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) protesters hold signs and shoROBERTO SCHMIDT / AFP via Getty Images
John Nolte18 Sep 2026545
4:22
In February, the Chicago division of the FBI released a memo warning of a group of left-wing women using dating sites with the specific goal of luring ICE agents into a honey trap.
One tactic, per the memo, is to use the false identity of a “tradwife.” ======================
heh. Breitbart says, be careful out there!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:50 AM (LEZ+q)
109
In my breed, "judge's education" is where a lot of them learn about the "ideal" conformation characteristics.
The problem with that is the breeders providing the judge's education are the ones producing lines of what they *think* the breed standard should be, not what the standard actually is.
Which is bullshit.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 19, 2026 09:51 AM (J4Dwc)
110
There are 205 breeds recognized by the AKC. Those 14 are the only ones licensed to judge every one of those breeds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I'm still amazed that anyone could be deemed qualified to judge 205 different confirmation standards and whatnot. That's a lot to memorize.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 09:52 AM (XvL8K)
111
The most amazing note was in the "Bleeding Kansas" display. There were 55-65 deaths from that conflict in seven years. Historians argue over this number.
I looked up one city. In Chicago, from 2011 to 2024 there were 2,711 murders and 13,504 shooting victims.
I suppose this is progress. I will keep more math out of the blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2026 09:52 AM (u82oZ)
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70 I survived a colonoscopy yesterday so that’s an answer to prayers
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
No shit?
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 09:53 AM (88C+u)
113
BOLO issued by Routt County Sheriff's Office (RCSO):
Be on the lookout for sheep saying "Baaaa" with a Canadian accent.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)
114
Talarico's church has rewritten the bible and removed all gender references, including "Son of God" from Jesus. So there's that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:54 AM (LEZ+q)
115 Made me wonder about which type if Catholic prayer practices align with mindfulness
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Ydd86)
I say morning prayers when I get up, the Rosary at 6:30, the Angelus at noon and evening prayers when I go to bed. And while I say them all with sincerity, I never ever manage to say them without mental distraction. They set a frame for my day, but I'm completely and totally unable to achieve any personal communication with the Almighty. Like, it would be impertinent. Still, must keep trying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:54 AM (eRlcH)
116
“ My heart rejoices in the Lord;
in the Lord my horn is lifted high.
My mouth boasts over my enemies,
for I delight in your deliverance.
“There is no one holy like the Lord;
there is no one besides you;
there is no Rock like our God.”
1 Samuel 2:1-2
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2026 09:55 AM (+Tpk4)
117
The good news is is that there's no blood in your stool.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 19, 2026 09:56 AM (5C90x)
118
Praying the rosary regularly is one of my goals tgat is really hard with adhd tbh
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:44 AM (Ydd86)
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One can just do a decade or two. Often I find that once push myself into starting, I become more patient.
I was taught none of the history of our area during school. Picked it up reading afterwards.
Johnson Co., Ks was named after a Dr. Johnson. Dr. Johnson was drug out of his house one night and murdered by person or persons unknown. (he is the guy who started the Shawnee Mission).
A month later, Dr. Lea (after whom Lee's summit was named) was dragged out of his house and murdered by person or persons unknown.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 09:57 AM (q6tQZ)
120
They set a frame for my day, but I'm completely and totally unable to achieve any personal communication with the Almighty. Like, it would be impertinent. Still, must keep trying.
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Thank you for sharing that, Hadrian.
I have a very similar experience, but was 7nable to summarize it so well.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2026 09:58 AM (4HoLg)
Caffeine pollution could disrupt crustacean defenses against predators
Basic determination: crustaceans abandon concealment strategies and become more active under the influence of environmental contamination of caffeine.
Pull quote: The recent work by Fritzsche, Otto and their collaborators suggests that elevated caffeine concentrations might alter amphipod behavior in ways that reduce their chances of survival. However, because the experiment did not include a caffeine-free control, its findings demonstrate concentration-dependent effects rather than the effects of caffeine exposure itself.
Study:
https://tinyurl.com/34p5mvyp
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 10:00 AM (rbvCR)
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114 Talarico's church has rewritten the bible and removed all gender references, including "Son of God" from Jesus. So there's that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Why have a New Testament at all then? Why even have a bible if they're just going to rewrite it to say whatever.
Cult.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 10:01 AM (88C+u)
123I'm surprised there's even one person qualified to judge 3200 of anything in life.
I judged a 3200 just last weekend, by invitation. Solid rain Saturday depressed turnout, but still a thriller of a match.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 19, 2026 10:02 AM (zdLoL)
124
Huge fight this morning between two white squirrels this morning. Found the nest in one of my trees. I should send some pics to the pet thread.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:03 AM (Cifda)
125
The Kansas Missouri conflict was one of the drivers of the Oregon migration, though there were other issues including economic downturns and the draw of free productive land.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 10:04 AM (rbvCR)
126
I should send some pics to the pet thread.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Only if you actually pet them.
We have rules, you know...
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:04 AM (q6tQZ)
127
Why have a New Testament at all then? Why even have a bible if they're just going to rewrite it to say whatever.
Cult.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 10:01 AM (88C+u)
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The corruption is the point. Everything that is good and holy must be twisted to evil. It's a compulsion, like demanding marriage rites for sodomites.
128
Hubby's cousin, in her 70s, lung cancer. Please pray for the family.
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:27 AM (Ydd86)
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May her memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)
129
When you alter the text of the Bible, or corrupt its passages with meaning and embellishments that are not just clearly antithetical to God’s Word, but clearly makes you an apostate, you’re not a Christian in any sense of the word.
It’s the same thing I tell people when they advocate for abortion and claim to be a Catholic. You may call yourself a Catholic, but that has meaning. Specifically that you follow church doctrine and teachings. Not some of them- it’s not a Chinese menu. All of them. And please don’t conflate sin with apostasy.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2026 10:05 AM (+Tpk4)
I haven't fished from a boat in a long time, but why would you keep,the perch and throw back the bass? It seems it would have been the best to eat of the group.
How are you all? Life here has slowed down now that the kids are back in school.
Posted by: Mick at September 19, 2026 10:08 AM (HFx9z)
133
I haven't fished from a boat in a long time, but why would you keep,the perch and throw back the bass? It seems it would have been the best to eat of the group.
Perch tastes much better.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:09 AM (Cifda)
134
Talarico's church has rewritten the bible and removed all gender references, including "Son of God" from Jesus. So there's that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 09:54 AM
Sounds like the congregation needs to be slaptized in the manner of St. Nicholas.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 19, 2026 10:09 AM (84gkw)
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No news on my husband. Had to postpone the oncology appointment that was supposed to be this week as they don't have all the test results back yet. Waiting on a bunch of tumor and blood testing to determine best treatment.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 19, 2026 10:11 AM (FGA9/)
136
If you hooked Karen Bass your boat would sink.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 10:12 AM (sTKQb)
137
No news on my husband. Had to postpone the oncology appointment that was supposed to be this week as they don't have all the test results back yet. Waiting on a bunch of tumor and blood testing to determine best treatment.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 19, 2026 10:11 AM (FGA9/)
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Mrs. Lloyd starts chemo today. One day a week for 12 weeks. Glad to get moving on it.
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The corruption is the point. Everything that is good and holy must be twisted to evil. It's a compulsion, like demanding marriage rites for sodomites.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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But logically, since we live in a universe without a God and purpose, there is no good or evil. It maddens me that leftists who think this way continue to talk in objective terms of good and evil.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 10:14 AM (XvL8K)
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TecumsehTea, Prayers are sent for you and your husband.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 19, 2026 10:14 AM (yTvNw)
140
No news on my husband. Had to postpone the oncology appointment that was supposed to be this week as they don't have all the test results back yet. Waiting on a bunch of tumor and blood testing to determine best treatment.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 19, 2026 10:11 AM (FGA9/)
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Waiting can be tough
A prayer for his complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:15 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 19, 2026 10:16 AM (yTvNw)
143
Netflix and Greta Gerwig hired Meryl Streep to voice Aslan in their new production of Narnia.
Consider it a lucky break. It might have been a latinx trans pedo from a prison.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 10:16 AM (knl5M)
144
Mrs. Lloyd starts chemo today. One day a week for 12 weeks. Glad to get moving on it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 19, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s)
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A prayer for her complete and immediate recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:18 AM (RIvkX)
145
Good luck to all those with cancer. My wife is in remission right now, with the lung tumors having shrunk radically. Still has spot on kidney, but it's not growing.
Daily cancer drug is a bee-otch. 12 weeks probably won't lead to all the nasty side effects, though, if that's any comfort at all.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:22 AM (q6tQZ)
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But logically, since we live in a universe without a God and purpose, there is no good or evil. It maddens me that leftists who think this way continue to talk in objective terms of good and evil.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 10:14 AM (XvL8K)
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Not all of them are atheists. Such is their overweening pride that many have decided that they know the truth, and that all the orthodox Christians are simply wrong.
The message they believe in - that they want to be true - is that God is just a cuddly warm blanket that blesses everything they do. Again, there is a strong whiff of Puritan Calvinism in all of this, something Buck pointed out a few weeks ago. It's taking the Elect to its logical conclusion: even slaughtering your children cannot remove your election. You're still saved.
This is why the one person saying "No, it doesn't work like that" was attacked so viciously. They'd have burned him as a witch if they could have, and yes, Catholics were persecuted in Massachusetts. Nothing is new under the sun.
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But logically, since we live in a universe without a God and purpose, there is no good or evil. It maddens me that leftists who think this way continue to talk in objective terms of good and evil.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
The useful idiot crowd has no idea wtf is going on. But that doesn't stop them from flapping their gums.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:23 AM (Cifda)
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The casting ends months of speculation and marks a significant creative shift from previous adaptations, where Aslan was voiced by Liam Neeson.
Liam Neeson couldn't do it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 10:23 AM (JrHfD)
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Daily cancer drug is a bee-otch. 12 weeks probably won't lead to all the nasty side effects, though, if that's any comfort at all.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:22 AM (q6tQZ)
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It has been described as a "mild" dose. They believe they have all of it and are also using a drug therapy targeting the specific type of cancer. This is just a precaution that significantly improves long-term outcomes.
Basically, if the tumor had been 4mm smaller, they would not be doing it, but that's the protocol.
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Basically, if the tumor had been 4mm smaller, they would not be doing it, but that's the protocol.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Good luck. You (plural) are in my prayers.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:25 AM (q6tQZ)
151
Prayers for those who are still in the diagnosis phase. That absolutely wrecked my wife. All I can say (and it's easier said than done) is just wait. Don't speculate, try to guess or anticipate. God is handling it. Focus on things you can impact, clean the house, organize your affairs, take care of that one project you've put off forever.
Basically use the energy you have to take positive action and deal with the news when it arrives, not before.
Will the utter totalitarian oppression never end? What will it be next? "Eat your vegetables"?
It is time to stand athwart the advance of despotism and shout, "HALT!"
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 10:27 AM (I0N4X)
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Basically use the energy you have to take positive action and deal with the news when it arrives, not before.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Wonderful advice.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:28 AM (q6tQZ)
155
I got a phone call out of the blue from someone I went to college with who I hadn't spoken to in many many years. He had left me a VM with a bit of news that another friend was in a nursing home. I ended up spending an hour on the phone because he had information on lots of people I had long ago lost touch with. We had both met our spouses while in college and stayed married, had kids, and although we had that in common, he lives in California.
Cont...
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The casting ends months of speculation and marks a significant creative shift from previous adaptations, where Aslan was voiced by Liam Neeson.
Liam Neeson couldn't do it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 10:23 AM (JrHfD)
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In another tab I'm loading an article to the effect that the demonic wokes know they are losing, so they are going to try to desecrate as much of our culture as they can while they can. They don't want to make money, they want to ruin beloved characters so that there is always confusion, always a fake version people will take as real.
It is known that a faithful adaptation will make a billion dollars. Every one of the Narnia movies was very profitable, but when Disney did it's heel turn, they literally shot the goose laying the golden eggs.
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17th c. Calvinists would have been utterly opposed to abortion.and there is no comparison between their theology and modern pagans
I see we're starting the religious ( Catholic vs. Protestant ) wars again. I do so dislike this stuff. Either we stick together or we shall be subsumed and consumed by leftism and Islam.
I'm out for this thread
Keep on praying!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 10:29 AM (JrHfD)
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thank you all for the kind words and remembering us in prayer.
The waiting has been hard. 3 months tomorrow he was diagnosed. The radiation has stopped the bleeding and is, we think, killing the tumor.
I am ready for the next thing, but it's all in God's timing.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 19, 2026 10:33 AM (FGA9/)
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The useful idiot crowd has no idea wtf is going on. But that doesn't stop them from flapping their gums.
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A simulacrum of virtue.
It pays to increase your word power.
simulacrum /sĭm″yə-lā′krəm /
noun
1. An image or representation.
2. An unreal or vague semblance.
3. A likeness; a semblance; a mock appearance; a sham
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 10:37 AM (I0N4X)
I should not have laughed as hard as I did over that ONT Sesame Street parody.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 19, 2026 10:38 AM (qRla/)
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Calvinists would have been utterly opposed to abortion.and there is no comparison between their theology and modern pagans
I see we're starting the religious ( Catholic vs. Protestant ) wars again. I do so dislike this stuff. Either we stick together or we shall be subsumed and consumed by leftism and Islam.
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We should be able to use appropriate language to describe the world around us. The concept of an Elect that cannot through its own actions forfeit it's election originated with Calvin, and if there is a better term, I will be happy to use it. What denominations believed 400 years ago is pretty much irrelevant today. Look at the Church of England! All the state churches of Europe have fallen to corruption and the Catholic Church is under siege from within and without.
The point is that there is no bright line between politics, logic, and faith. They are the same. For the left, politics IS their religion, and that is why they act like a cult, because they are a cult.
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I think leftists can't help but rewrite most anything to suit their worldview. They've redefined a lot of stuff... what a woman is, for example. But, IMO a lot of what they do like this is to piss the normals off.
Confrontation is another thing leftists thrive on.
Perhaps at some point they'll get that confrontation they're itching for.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:39 AM (2Cry5)
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It seems you rarely see simulacrum in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 19, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 10:41 AM (I0N4X)
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simulacrum /sĭm″yə-lā′krəm /
noun
1. An image or representation.
2. An unreal or vague semblance.
3. A likeness; a semblance; a mock appearance; a sham
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 10:37 AM (I0N4X)
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syn. Potemkin
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)
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Not all of them are atheists. Such is their overweening pride that many have decided that they know the truth, and that all the orthodox Christians are simply wrong.
The message they believe in - that they want to be true - is that God is just a cuddly warm blanket that blesses everything they do. Again, there is a strong whiff of Puritan Calvinism in all of this, something Buck pointed out a few weeks ago. It's taking the Elect to its logical conclusion: even slaughtering your children cannot remove your election. You're still saved.
I just don't buy this. The vast majority are atheists, pure and simple, but don't have the courage to think their views through. How the infinitesimally small number like Dawkins have not offed themselves is beyond me. I've been a convinced atheist twice in my life, and the overwhelming feeling of hopelessness is just not survivable for any length of time. I think it's what drove Nietzsche insane. He knew the uberman was just more bullshit cope.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 10:42 AM (XvL8K)
167In a 2-1 vote, the Fifth Circuit ruled that the federal ban on direct interstate handgun sales violates the Second Amendment.
You can sell guns across state lines directly, with no middleman. eBay will probably refuse but I imagine there will be alternatives.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2026 10:42 AM (tUj8P)
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I found the phone call disturbing. I had real trouble falling asleep. I really don't think about my age and I know I am so fortunate in so many ways but I kept replaying the conversation in my head over and over. It made me think about uncomfortable things. Why did I cut all those people off? I should have known that someone died, had a stroke, wrote a book, had a grandkid. Except, even though there were similarities, we are really different. Here I can be 100% me. That is a gift I am forever grateful for.
Love,
Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Confrontation is another thing leftists thrive on.
Perhaps at some point they'll get that confrontation they're itching for.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:39 AM (2Cry5)
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At this late date, Marxist "economics" have been completely destroyed, and we must accept that the appeal is emotional and spiritual, not "scientific." Many of the DSA types don't even know how they would implement their agenda or what it would do, they just want to try it because it makes them feel good.
Marxism is a fusion of envy, greed, pride and wrath. It is a way to justify murder and theft while claiming to be on the side of the angels. Of late, there's also sloth and gluttony among most of the adherents. A perfect stew of sin.
Thomas Sowell used the term "the anointed" to describe the same concept - they are just better than you, and everything they do is acceptable.
This is also where "the deplorables" comes from, because they are utterly depraved, forever denied salvation or grace. Note that the left doesn't want to convert people who disagree - it now wants to kill them.
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Good morning Horde, prayers up for all of you and your loved ones.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2026 10:46 AM (ibDUx)
171 For the left, politics IS their religion, and that is why they act like a cult, because they are a cult.
Mark Steyn's 20 year old observation that Islam is a a political system pretending to be a religion and the left is a religion pretending to be a political system has only become more apt since he first said it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2026 10:46 AM (tUj8P)
172
Most of my loved ones are a little on the dead side.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 19, 2026 10:47 AM (fcCLB)
173
A friend is someone who can see right through you and still likes the view.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 19, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 19, 2026 10:45 AM (kJmSS)
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I appreciate you sharing that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)
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I just don't buy this. The vast majority are atheists, pure and simple, but don't have the courage to think their views through.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 19, 2026 10:42 AM (XvL8K)
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Not in my experience, and I live in a liberal college town. Most of the atheists I encounter are right wing (or claim to be). A huge chunk of the left is New Age or Wiccan or liberal Protestant (liberal theology =/= liberal politics). Tons of churches around here flying rainbow flags.
I mean, one could argue that Calvinism had been incorporated into pagan practices, and that "the Goddess" is now the one who chooses the Elect to these people.
176
Why did I cut all those people off?
Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Because the commonality you had with them didn't translate later.
I recognized that when I attended a HS reunion. I realized why we didn't see each other any more.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:50 AM (q6tQZ)
177It seems you rarely see simulacrum in a limerick.
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Pride Goeth Before a Fall - a limerick
A rabid virtue signaler named Makrum
Showed his virtue as a pale simulacrum
His pitiful hubris
Was laughingly lugubrious
And he fell smack dab on his sacrum
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 10:50 AM (I0N4X)
178
It's a lovely sunny day here at Stately Poppins Manor. Low 60s and clear skies. Just the right day to hop in the car, crank up the music and drive.
I do have to run a couple of errands, so I'll be taking the long way out and home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 19, 2026 10:51 AM (qRla/)
179
Mark Steyn's 20 year old observation that Islam is a a political system pretending to be a religion and the left is a religion pretending to be a political system has only become more apt since he first said it.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 19, 2026 10:46 AM (tUj8P)
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Islam started as a Christian heresy and when then transformed into a governing ideology to sustain the Caliphate. The messy life of Mohammed, which was only fleshed out in detail centuries after his death, was created to legitimize the depravity of the caliphs themselves.
"See, even Mohammed had plural wives, and underage wives, and slaughtered his enemies without mercy, etc."
But according to archeology and historical accounts, there was no Mohammed. He was shoehorned in later, and as far back as Gibbon people have been pointing this out.
180
I don't think it is a matter of "cutting off" as much as "growing apart".
I've been friends with a few people going on 60 years, and these relationships have evolved over and over again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:53 AM (RIvkX)
181
I've always had a terrible time with devotional works. There's no psychological connection. I may as well be reading something about electron spin resonance or advanced Sanskrit. I'm not sure this will go much better, but at least I'm trying and hope the Good Lord takes note of my perseverance.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Hadrian - I respect your devovotion. Four chapters is a lot to try and absorb. I use the daily readings prescribed in The Book of Common Prayer, and find just that to be difficult, sometimes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 10:54 AM (XeU6L)
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Because the commonality you had with them didn't translate later.
I recognized that when I attended a HS reunion. I realized why we didn't see each other any more.
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 10:50 AM (q6tQZ)
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I've gone through multiple rounds of gaining and losing friends and the biggest cause is the loss of commonality. In college I got involved with the SCA, but then I focused on my career, got married, had kids, joined the Guard, and I didn't have time for it.
I lost 95% of my friends. That was THE THING we had in common. But I have retained other friends. A bunch of us who started working together in 1999 still have quarterly reunions and regularly keep in touch. I only spent five years at that job, but it was great, a job I looked forward to doing.
And now I'm getting more involved in the parish, and meeting people that way.
I think that's right. Heck, I think that's on the mark for a lot of churches. They're led by clergy who've had so much fancy schooling they know better than to believe in Jesus as the Son of God and other hokum, and their flocks are just as godless.
186
The earth is getting a bit greener and the Sahara has finally begun small shrinkage! Greta Thunberg hardest hit.
https://tinyurl.com/46fwp7py
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 10:58 AM (5KN7H)
187
I should add that I also got a phone call out of the blue from a friend I hadn't seen in a decade, and we had a long conversation, and now we text each other, and I'm hoping to get together soon.
I've also bumped into one of my best friends from college who is converting to Catholicism, so I'll be doing to classes with him starting in November.
188 I suppose this means that the New and Improved Aslan will be portrayed as a female lion.
since the Barbie movie gal is involved...probably a bright pink female lion with a bow on her tail.
Seriously, though I think they're missing a bet by not going with a traditional male lion portrayal of Aslan. They're missing out on the ole lion's magnificent mane which lends a grandeur to his portrayal.
BONUS! Also if they do portray Aslan physically as a male lion but with a female voice...well...
That's just more tranny propaganda the Hollywood's trying to to push on children and families, isn't it?
This ll seems very wrong-headed as they don't seem to understand who the audience is for this movie.
Saad.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 10:59 AM (iJfKG)
189
Hadrian, have you ever looked at any books / devotionals / &c from Ignatius Press? There might be something there for you:
www.ignatius.com
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 19, 2026 10:59 AM (qRla/)
190
Aren't the fake Egyptians flooding part of the Sahara?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 19, 2026 11:00 AM (fcCLB)
191
That's just more tranny propaganda the Hollywood's trying to to push on children and families, isn't it?
This ll seems very wrong-headed as they don't seem to understand who the audience is for this movie.
Saad.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 19, 2026 10:59 AM (iJfKG)
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It isn't about making money, it's about destroying a powerful Christian story.
Makrum? Makrum?? So, the lame cheat of starting the first line with a name to fit the rhyme doesn't always work, even for Muldoon. (Never for me.)
Makrum?? —sheesh!🤪
Hmm...
Makrum is a firm in Bydgoszcz established in 1868, by Hermann Löhnert and manufacturing heavy industrial devices.
https://w.wiki/UqBS
or…
chacram
variant of chuckram
1 : a very small silver coin issued by the princely state of Travancore from the 18th to the early 20th centuries
2 : the value of one chuckram : a unit of value equivalent to 1/32 of a rupee or 1/4 of a fanam
196
MSNOW is whining that their reporters were denied entry to the WH this morning. Had their badges confiscated too. Glorious!
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 19, 2026 11:05 AM (3ImbR)
197
Sharon, look on the bright side, you got to reconnect with someone who remembers you from way back, and even though it was under some sad circumstances, it was probably good to catch up.
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 11:06 AM (AKptf)
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Brother Muldoon, you are on fire today! I appreciate your dad humor and the limericks.
Posted by: Buck at
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Thanks. I appreciate the thought. In retirement I find that mu schtick helps keep my mind active, as opposed to wallowing in despair. If it brings a smile or two ow and then, that's a bonus.
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 11:06 AM (I0N4X)
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The college we all attended has gone unbelievable woke. Recently had 10different graduation ceremonies for different subgroups, a new degree in environmental studies, every alumni story features a minority of some kind. MA recently has been at the forefront of every Leftist policy I abhor so it is no wonder I became alienated. I grew up in CT and then lived in MA.Had a hippie phase. Kind of amazing that I didn't end up one of those boomers holding a sign outside an ICE facility.
200
*nothing changed overnight and we are still in control of Greenland, right?
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 11:09 AM (AKptf)
201
runner just maybe a a bit colder as Summer ends
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 11:10 AM (HgbIv)
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nothing changed overnight and we are still in control of Greenland, right?
Posted by: runner
Well, "control" might be a bit strong...
But we'll defend it to the last Canuck!
Posted by: MkY at September 19, 2026 11:11 AM (q6tQZ)
203
Kind of amazing that I didn't end up one of those boomers holding a sign outside an ICE facility.
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You still can! The sign should say , "MAGA 45-47-48" and "ICE = NICE!"
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2026 11:11 AM (AKptf)
204MSNOW is whining that their reporters were denied entry to the WH this morning. Had their badges confiscated too. Glorious!
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 19, 2026 11:05 AM (3ImbR)
CNN, too, I believe.
As I have said here many times, the First Amendment guarantees a free press. It does not require that this or any administration give access, aid or comfort to an organization that is the domestic enemy of the USA.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 19, 2026 11:12 AM (qRla/)
205
So, the lame cheat of starting the first line with a name to fit the rhyme doesn't always work,
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I'm surprised it took early a decade for someone to catch on to that. But it is common practice in the realm of limericism, and to characterize it as a 'lame cheat' is hitting below the belt.
I say "Harumph!" to youl!!
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 19, 2026 11:13 AM (I0N4X)
206
If it brings a smile or two now and then...
Posted by: muldoon
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Always.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 11:14 AM (XeU6L)
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>>As I have said here many times, the First Amendment guarantees a free press. It does not require that this or any administration give access, aid or comfort to an organization that is the domestic enemy of the USA.
Aw, you're so adorable. Bless your heart...
Posted by: Federal District Judge Boasberg at September 19, 2026 11:15 AM (J4Dwc)
208
Two months and winter might have control of Greenland
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 11:16 AM (HgbIv)
209
Dropped off E-waste at the three-hour free disposal event this AM. I got in line 15 minutes before they opened, and by the time I got to the head of the line 30 minutes later, their 53' truck was almost full already.
During the 2020-2021 Govt COVID Free $3400 Helicopter Cash Giveaway, just about everybody in town used the money to replace their merely huge Asian TVs with truly gigantic new Asian TVs.
The old TVs ended up on the curbs, where they remained uncollected for weeks, because the city waste collection refuses to take them. I took five of them off the curbs on my block before they got smashed up by vandals, and stored them in my garage. So today I was finally able to get rid of them.
I haven't watched TV in over two decades, don't even own one. Join me. Kill your TVs.
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 11:17 AM (Jr5Lq)
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Runner, yes, I was also,able to get contact info for someone I really do want to get in touch with so that was worthwhile. Sometimes I think that I am not a very good friend but I was able to give him a memory that I know he appreciated. We will stay in touch. He is a newly minted granddad so we can share this without politics.
211
All right, folks, time for me to enjoy the day.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 19, 2026 11:20 AM (qRla/)
212 I thought the first Trump administration threw out some commie journalists and a court told him he couldn't do it.
Did they find a work-around that decision?
Posted by: Auspex at September 19, 2026 11:22 AM (Y8DZL)
213
>>Most of my loved ones are a little on the dead side.
All of my loved ones are a little on the Dead side.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)
214
Under Trump I, Jim Acosta was booted from the press pool and was reinstated. I don't think pulling the press credentials from the networks is going to stand either. They'll be pissing and moaning to a judge who's clearly on their side and get their press passes reinstated shortly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 11:22 AM (2Cry5)
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I only use the TV as a display for gaming or watching DVDs or when I really need a big display for the computer. So I'm quite happy to stick with my 'dumb' TV until all the connectors and converters for those connectors are obsolete.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 19, 2026 11:23 AM (Hbeqj)
217
"I thought the first Trump administration threw out some commie journalists and a court told him he couldn't do it."
There are so many leakers in this administration, no reporters are even necessary to attend WH press briefings. That little dab of dogshit Michael Wolff is still getting leaks from admin staffers.
Posted by: gp at September 19, 2026 11:25 AM (Jr5Lq)
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If the courts push back this time, okay, no more press pool inside the White House at all. Briefings can be held on the driveway, or at the reflecting pool, or in a construction zone...
Teresa is an example of courage and perseverance. Her attitude of strength amazes me.
David, prayer for comfort and peace.
I know many here and in life going through so much. God is a constant refuge. Prayers for courage and strength in His will.
My only prayer request is for my husband. For wisdom of the orthopedic MD reviewing his MRI next week for the next step. We hope and pray for a non-surgical result but will deal with surgery if needed for the tear in a hip muscle. He's fine. This is one of his many incidental findings for the last few decades to freak out his wife.
Prayers for victory in the mid-terms aka possibly a miracle vs liberal insanity.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 19, 2026 12:42 PM (hzuYO)
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Made me wonder about which type if Catholic prayer practices align with mindfulness
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Ydd86)
I say morning prayers when I get up, the Rosary at 6:30, the Angelus at noon and evening prayers when I go to bed. And while I say them all with sincerity, I never ever manage to say them without mental distraction. They set a frame for my day, but I'm completely and totally unable to achieve any personal communication with the Almighty. Like, it would be impertinent. Still, must keep trying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 09:54 AM (eRlcH)
***********
Christian's will all hopefully grow in their faith til their last breath. I hope to deepen my faith daily.
To be called "a Calvinist" by head synod honcho (fighting against Presbyterian USA secular stuff in a huge meeting as the church debated leaving) over abortion a decade ago, to becoming a Roman Catholic last March...welp. No one can label me.
Read online & daily devotional "Magnificat" as well as the same daily devotional books for decades at night. I try to read verses of the Bible daily.
Enrichment of comfort & faith is my goal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 19, 2026 01:01 PM (hzuYO)
Of course the people who live in that part of Bolivia knew about it all along - that's why it has a common name, the tilcayo. It's related to the oncilla, which is related to the ocelot, but genetic comparisons showed that it it a distinct species.
The funny part is that while it does have a common name, nobody knows where the name comes from; it's not derived from a Spanish or native word. It's called the tilcayo because that's what it's called.
The funny part is that while it does have a common name, nobody knows where the name comes from; it's not derived from a Spanish or native word. It's called the tilcayo because that's what it's called.
Aliens...
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 04:44 AM (+YRf1)
The song Jump Into The Fire from that album sits at the top of my desert island 50 playlist.
Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2026 05:12 AM (V0/Sp)
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Good Morning all, kitty is a predator, lives in a jungle. Claude AI is a predator that exists in a computer and attacks other systems. I wonder if this is how Skynet came about.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 19, 2026 05:13 AM (Q/FnY)
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>>>claims that airgapped AI systems can communicate by overclocking their CPUs and using their thermal sensors to pick up changes in ambient temperature
= Ambient Irony
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 05:15 AM (odBC9)
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Good morning! Looks like only a couple of more days of bumping the high 90s before it drops off by about 10 degrees. Gonna have to start renovating flower beds here in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 19, 2026 05:15 AM (3Ope8)
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the bio on the WCCFTech author needs an editor:
About the author:
Writing is my one incontrovertible passion.
Over the past six years, he has authored over 2,200 distinct articles on financial and tech-related topics, spanning nearly 1 million words. And he has been a member of Wcctech mobile team since 2025.
As an alumnus of the University of Toronto, Rotman Commerce Program, I bring nuance, in-depth knowledge, and a unique perspective to every topic that I cover. When I'm not writing, I'm traveling the world, exploring hidden confectionaries and restaurants as an aspiring food connoisseur.
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 05:24 AM (odBC9)
I listened to the whole thing.
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)
I'm not sure I ever heard the whole thing before. I don't remember the part where the doctor repeats it back disbelievingly. I think it was just a meme song that people inserted snippets of.
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 05:43 AM (ke3zm)
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=CfjNpgZ4C5Q
Posted by: fluffy at September 19, 2026 05:26 AM (V0/Sp)
I'm there.
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 05:34 AM (odBC9)
Needs a ? between watch and v, or just use this:
https://youtu.be/CfjNpgZ4C5Q
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 05:49 AM (ke3zm)
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Sept. 18, 1:10 p.m. After roaming San Francisco’s Outer Sunset neighborhood, a mountain lion was tranquilized and has been fitted with a satellite tracking collar, California Department of Fish and Wildlife spokesperson Peter Tira told SFGATE. The animal is expected to be returned to the wild.
San Francisco police said officers were dispatched around 7:42 a.m. on Friday to the 2500 block of 44th Avenue after receiving reports of a possible mountain lion. Officers located the animal near 44th Avenue and Ulloa Street and kept it in sight while waiting for other agencies to arrive. Police told nearby residents to shelter in place while officials handled the animal. The advisory has since been lifted. --SFGate
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 05:51 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 05:55 AM (odBC9)
34
Country singer Alan Jackson sings old time hymn- "How great thou art.":
https://tinyurl.com/b76ekjyu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:05 AM (JrHfD)
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Pelican in Florida looking for help uses its beak to tap on window. Sunny Skyz site:
https://tinyurl.com/26c7bzpy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:12 AM (JrHfD)
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Guterres ‘deeply regrets’ US decision to bar Abbas from UN General Assembly
UN chief Guterres says he “deeply regrets" the US decision to deny Mahmoud Abbas a visa, preventing him from attending the UN General Assembly in person.
=====
Dear Antonio,
Get the fvck out. Take your third world mutant army with you. Lagos awaits and will welcome you. Make sure to leave the keys.
No Regerts,
Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 06:15 AM (RIvkX)
37
Rescue dog reaches out paw to pray with priest during service:
https://tinyurl.com/b7f7ayzk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:18 AM (JrHfD)
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Evening, Saturday toilers! Morning, early weekend risers!
'Tis actually less hot here this morning. My avowed plan is to go for a half-hour brisk walk around six. Of course, now that I've said that, the plan sounds exhausting and my motivation, that slacker, will contrive to slip away. I shall confine it.
The furry thugs are well. Dagny the Aloof actually slept on a cushion on my lap for nearly half an hour last night while we watched The Sheep Detectives.
Howz yer weekend look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
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Today will be Girl F.'s baby shower. Everyone is in a state of high anxiety.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 06:26 AM (RIvkX)
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The Tilcayo: The look in those eyes is 100% "I'm going to eat your skull."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 19, 2026 06:28 AM (O7YUW)
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@38/Wolfus: "Dagny the Aloof actually slept on a cushion on my lap for nearly half an hour last night while we watched The Sheep Detectives."
Dawww. Now that's true trust right there. Speaks very well of you, Wolfus.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 19, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 06:26 AM (RIvkX)
I'm sure it will all work out. Have a lovely time!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:31 AM (JrHfD)
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The tilcayo is what, three pounds fully grown? Little Dagny La Siberienne weighed close to that when I adopted her at five months. Yes, she was underweight for her breed -- competition for food at her cattery, I guess. She has filled out tremendously in the four years since then and is healthy. But . . . three pounds?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:32 AM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
Aww! That's sweet about Danny and "Sheep Detectives". Good film!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 06:33 AM (JrHfD)
45 @38/Wolfus: "Dagny the Aloof actually slept on a cushion on my lap for nearly half an hour last night while we watched The Sheep Detectives."
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Dawww. Now that's true trust right there. Speaks very well of you, Wolfus.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 19, 2026
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Oh, she's quite trusting generally. She rolls on her back for belly petting, and loves it. She's just The Cat Who Walks By Herself. I have to scoop her up and put her on the cushion, you understand; she's not a lap cat like big black Stirling, who often hops up here while I'm posting and nudges me until I clear my lap for him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 06:36 AM (RIvkX)
47 A new cat species? Apart from the Midnight Hairball Hacker? The Avoidant Polydactyl? The Greater Striped Lizard Bringer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 06:37 AM (eRlcH)
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Oh, she's quite trusting generally. She rolls on her back for belly petting, and loves it. She's just The Cat Who Walks By Herself. I have to scoop her up and put her on the cushion, you understand; she's not a lap cat like big black Stirling, who often hops up here while I'm posting and nudges me until I clear my lap for him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)
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Not every cat is a lap kitty.
I wonder how they choose if they are going to be a lap kitty or not.
Allie is about the only "true" lap kitty I have right now.
Penny is only a lap kitty when I'm on a Zoom call.
49Aww! That's sweet about Danny and "Sheep Detectives". Good film!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026
***
It was a good movie indeed. Not only does it have a charming premise, but also witty and funny dialog, and a real mystery with a thunderbolt ending -- you are made to look in the wrong direction for the culprit -- and fair clues. One clue is pushed right in your face during a comic scene, and you forget all about it while you're laughing. But it turns out to be important.
According to IMDb, the movie was pitched to Hugh Jackman as "Babe Meets Knives Out." Pretty accurate!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
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That OpenAI 'researcher' apparently has a large air gap between the ears.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 06:46 AM (/+uur)
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Good evemorning! Finally sleepy. Happy Caturday!
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 06:51 AM (ke3zm)
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Students applying to the University of Texas at Austin can no longer select Women’s and Gender Studies, Mexican American and Latina/o Studies or African and African Diaspora Studies as majors.
Sham a lama
Ding Dong
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 06:54 AM (/+uur)
I looked up the lyrics to "Coconut". I shouldn't have bothered.
Still, a catchy tune!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 19, 2026 06:58 AM (gb+eN)
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Ghost in the Machine is a new PBS documentary that asserts the origins of computer AI is rooted in the eugenics movement from roughly a century ago. Of course this led directly to the white male patriarchy of Silicon Valley.
That's one perspective.
Another one is that PBS needs to be shoved into a locker.
The whole thing is available on YouTube.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 19, 2026 07:01 AM (VyD10)
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55 That's one perspective.
Another one is that PBS needs to be shoved into a locker.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 19, 2026 07:01 AM (VyD10)
It's a thing!
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)
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So the yearly bribe from the New Jersey govt has arrived-The property Tax rebate check. How stupid do they think we are?!! Maybe they could just lower taxes? Nope!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 07:05 AM (opgvM)
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Because it's entirely a happy coincidence that it arrives during election season . Suuure!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 07:09 AM (opgvM)
59
The Sunny Skyz stories really warm.the heart! Thanks!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 19, 2026 07:10 AM (gb+eN)
60 Students applying to the University of Texas at Austin can no longer select Women’s and Gender Studies, Mexican American and Latina/o Studies or African and African Diaspora Studies as majors.
It is the end of scholarship as we know it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 07:12 AM (eRlcH)
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Ghost in the Machine sounds so much better in the original Klingon - Deux ex Machina.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 19, 2026 07:12 AM (2GVsD)
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>>> 55 Ghost in the Machine is a new PBS documentary that asserts the origins of computer AI is rooted in the eugenics movement from roughly a century ago. Of course this led directly to the white male patriarchy of Silicon Valley.
That's one perspective.
Another one is that PBS needs to be shoved into a locker.
The whole thing is available on YouTube.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 19, 2026 07:01 AM (VyD10)
HA!
Did pee BS' show tell us about the role in these 'AI origins' played by Margaret Sanger?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2026 07:15 AM (+fdRY)
63
Immigrants applying to live permanently in the United States can be rejected if they receive public benefits, beginning this week.
Use of Medicaid, food stamps, tuition assistance and free school lunch programs, among other government assistance, could all be grounds for denying a green-card application.
100 year old law is still the law.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)
64 100 year old law is still the law.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)
__________
Has it not always been, and the mind of man runneth not to the contrary, that immigrants were not to be a burden on the public fisc?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 19, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)
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mornin yall. The Kennedy Center is should be torn down and carted away, like the Kennedy legacy.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 07:37 AM (MWfyi)
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It occured to me, what would have happened if Lindsay's kids got together and strangled her?
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)
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mornin yall. The Kennedy Center is should be torn down and carted away, like the Kennedy legacy.
Posted by: fd at September 19, 2026 07:37 AM (MWfyi)
So... Cover it in tanning lamps, chisel some pecs on to it, turn it in to a health food store, and make it work for Trump.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 19, 2026 07:46 AM (aKiSo)
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We have an indoor/outdoor cat, mostly hangs around the back yard. Starting Thursday he disappeared for about 36 hours, my wife was distraught, was sure he’d been killed somehow. So last night he just wandered back, acting very well fed. Like nothing had happened, he didn’t even apologize or anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 07:48 AM (sTKQb)
7355 Ghost in the Machine is a new PBS documentary that asserts the origins of computer AI is rooted in the eugenics movement from roughly a century ago. Of course this led directly to the white male patriarchy of Silicon Valley.
That's one perspective.
Another one is that PBS needs to be shoved into a locker.
The whole thing is available on YouTube.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions.
New from PBS! EVERYTHING WE DISAGREE WITH IS WHITE SUPREMACY!!!
This is just using the same old template. Probably find the same PBS documentary from 10 years ago but 'CLIMATE CHANGE'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 19, 2026 07:48 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Noodist at September 19, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)
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72 We have an indoor/outdoor cat, mostly hangs around the back yard. Starting Thursday he disappeared for about 36 hours, my wife was distraught, was sure he’d been killed somehow. So last night he just wandered back, acting very well fed. Like nothing had happened, he didn’t even apologize or anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 07:48 AM (sTKQb)
youre his side family
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 19, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)
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60- better idea. Say that Math identifies as Gender Studies, Civics identifies as Chicano Studies and Economics identifies as Black Studies.
But watch out for attempts to smuggle reparations demands in any math or economics courses. I'll liquidate everything I own into cash and burn it before those c*cksuckers get a dime.
Posted by: vivi at September 19, 2026 09:07 AM (jC0jb)
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72 We have an indoor/outdoor cat, mostly hangs around the back yard. Starting Thursday he disappeared for about 36 hours, my wife was distraught, was sure he’d been killed somehow. So last night he just wandered back, acting very well fed. Like nothing had happened, he didn’t even apologize or anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2026 07:48 AM (sTKQb)
Keep us posted on how you keep him from doing that again!
Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 09:34 AM (odBC9)
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To be fair, there are real-world proof-of-concept exploits based on using every PC's built-in speaker as both microphone and speaker to spread malware via ultrasound.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 19, 2026 02:01 PM (9zdV7)
No One Can Speak To A Horse, Of Course, Unless, Of Course, The Name Of The Horse Is The Famous ONT
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 09:56 PM (+YRf1)
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“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
― Douglas Adams
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:03 PM (wyoRS)
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Not to go too far off topic but
Did you see the side bar?
Darrel Harris is running for Congress
_CBD
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 10:02 PM (+UcOf)
I saw his post the other day.
Godspeed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:05 PM (wyoRS)
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Sorru I'm late, I was tslking to Sasquatch and the manager said we had to get off the patio.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2026 10:06 PM (Hd1lH)
Posted by: Southbound at September 18, 2026 10:11 PM (Fn+3X)
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Do you guys realize that when the UK eventually fully falls to the Caliphate, we are going to have to change our maps in the US?
New Hampshire becomes Hampshire
New York becomes York
New Jersey becomes Jersey (Isle of Jersey so that one won't be changed until the Muslims find that Isle)
And, the region of New England will become England
I say, it's about time. They're 250 years old. There's nothing new about them. And, come to think about it, that's a great troll move we could do right now to wind up the Brits.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 10:12 PM (dIske)
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I don't have a patio. I have a pool and a rear overhang, though.
Posted by: Country-Fried Jake at September 18, 2026 10:13 PM (Fn+3X)
23
Who's ready to watch Meryl Streep playing Aslan??
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:13 PM (88C+u)
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Frod F950 Earthfucker.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:10 PM (wyoRS)
Hes a real man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
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Who's ready to watch Meryl Streep playing Aslan??
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:13 PM (88C+u)
Nope. I never got into Narnia, though I respect CS Lewis, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)
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The holy trinity is celery, onions and carrots. Not green pepper, heretic.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2026 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
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23 Who's ready to watch Meryl Streep playing Aslan??
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:13 PM (88C+u)
__________________
Trust me. It's a bad idea.
Posted by: Mickey Rooney at September 18, 2026 10:15 PM (dIske)
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That patio doesn't look overly Squatchy to me. But sometimes they can fool you.
Posted by: Sasquatch and Malaria Obama at September 18, 2026 10:16 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 10:17 PM (wpRMV)
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That AC⚡️DC clip remonded me of this Jim Bruer classis. (You know it's old, becasluse he says the bandmembers are about 50,)
https://youtu.be/SggV-XFKQ1w
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2026 10:17 PM (Hd1lH)
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"Can't wait till I get older"----Something I never said.
My young days were my fun days. Grow up get a job, more and more responsibility, on and on downhill. When I got my first paycheck I wondered who the FICA guy was.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 10:17 PM (xJpuh)
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Always a delight when I don't remember that it's Friday WeirdDave night until I start perusing the post.
Thanks for another great one.
Um, is there some clever hidden joke in the historian meme, or is it just the "learn something old" bit? (Always gotta be one I'm not sure I fully get.)
It's not going to pay the bills but it will slow the bleed, soon (not quite yet) I will be a substitute teacher (gives me more flexibility for interviews, and probably slightly better pay, than an entry-level retail/fastfood 'hey I moved you to X shift, be here in 10 minutes' or 'I know you're off today but I need you to cover for Silent Bob').
Today's interview was more of a screening call as were the others this week. Praying that:
1) The others 'waiting for client response'/'deciding if we liked your interview *well enough*' get back to me soon....
2) That if any of these is 'the right job', it come through soon....
3) That any of these that are 'not the right job' fall away and, not to put too fine a point on it, say so instead of ghosting me....
4) That if all of these are 'not the right job', the right one show itself aggressively, so I don't miss it!
Again, thanks to the Horde and to the folks at church for prayers and support.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 10:22 PM (NnhvP)
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I seriously considered becoming a historian until both my parents convinced me there's no future in it.
Posted by: Ye Olde Relic at September 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Fn+3X)
There are a very limited number of jobs and a LOT of applicants vying for those jobs. Plus, almost all of them have been overrun by liberals- even 30 years ago. Entry positions anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
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>>>>I've never met a Patagonian. A Bolivian, yes
If you like the outdoors you should consider a vacation down there and go meet some. Southern Chile is gorgeous. Nice people.
Pretty cheap too.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:23 PM (viF8m)
The internet is filled with this nonsense now: plain, mediocre nobodies doing bits. Bleh.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 10:21 PM (6GZK/)
It's an old video, she's been around forever ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 10:24 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)
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Love the Canada meme. It would be great if the "Canada guy" was depicted as short, with Mark Carney's face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)
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11 Not to go too far off topic but
Did you see the side bar?
Darrel Harris is running for Congress
_CBD
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 10:02 PM (+UcOf)
Actually, I'm running for State Rep in CT. My (liberal) brother, on the other hand, is actually running for Congress in NYC.
I just got my numbers from my campaign treasurer a few minutes ago. I'm $1,180 short of my $6,700 money target, and 39 in-district contributors short of my 150 target. If I can reach both by Sunday at midnight, I'll get about $25,000 from the CT State Election Board to finance my campaign against one of the most progressive (a/k/a DSA-adjacent) members of the CT House.
I know that several Morons contributed to my efforts already. I can't thank you 'rons and 'ettes enough. Thanks to Ace and CBD as well, for putting me on the sidebar.
FIN
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 18, 2026 10:31 PM (0CU3H)
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I loved the musical interlude! Especially since there were two or three shout-outs to other AC/DC songs in there. LOL/
Posted by: GWB at September 18, 2026 10:31 PM (kU0PQ)
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The holy trinity is Meaning, Name, and the Gateway.
'Ali, Muhammad, and Salman al-Farsi in the present Cycle.
Everyone knows that.
tinyurl.com/2dc3susu
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
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How can Greenland not be in the Western Hemisphere it’s due North of Maine, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Dakota?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 10:35 PM (+UcOf)
67
Geese are definitely NOT angelic...more like demons.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 10:35 PM (l3cgK)
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I seriously considered becoming a historian until both my parents convinced me there's no future in it."
Egyptology is just a pyramid scheme...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 10:36 PM (pfXMo)
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Talarico would bang your 8 YO Cub Scout claiming he was asking for it.
PS
Same for your Brownie.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 10:36 PM (/+uur)
70
On opening day of Dove season, are the doves singing "When Doves Cry?"
https://youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg)
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Again, thanks to the Horde and to the folks at church for prayers and support.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)
Congrats, Dave. May this glimmer of hope turn into a beacon that leads you to the intended path..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2026 10:37 PM (nbLIj)
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64 Y’all were quiet at $5.02 a gallon and 9.1% inflation.
Now gas is $4.06 and inflation is 3.4% and suddenly it’s a crisis.
The numbers didn’t change sides.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur)
Costco near me has regular at $5.899...
Then again, I AM in Kalifornia...and that's not even the worse price here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 10:37 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 10:37 PM (gqKkr)
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Evening, all! We just watched The Sheep Detectives w/ Hugh Jackman, and it was a delight. Funny, even witty dialog, and an actual mystery that works! A thunderbolt solution and even a classic example of pushing a clue right in the audience's face, in this case in the middle of a comic scene. That was a technique John Dickson Carr often used -- while you were laughing at some outlandish scene with Sir Henry Merrivale, Carr slipped in a crucial clue.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus plays the voice of the lead "detective" sheep, Lily, and Bryan Cranston is a big black loner ram who has seen more of the world than she has. If you listen carefully to Lily's dialog, you can detect JLD's voice, but Cranston is hard to spot.
Good stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:37 PM (wzUl9)
75
It occurs to me, at some point, wouldn't it just become a semi-truck/tractor?"
Now you're talking...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 10:38 PM (pfXMo)
76
Now gas is $4.06 and inflation is 3.4% and suddenly it’s a crisis.
The numbers didn’t change sides.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur)
Gas is going up here in Canada, too, and we are not at war with Iran. In fact, I'm sure that Marx Carnage would suck Iranian dick if he could find some. I just filled a car up this evening, $169.9 Loonies per liter. Damned close to 5 greenbacks per gallon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:38 PM (1z8ji)
No way, really?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
I bought burgers for a crew a Dahlgren about 10 years ago.
They literally cooked a sack of taters with the burgers.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 10:38 PM (/+uur)
78
Won't be on much...computer came back to life from Windows11 error with ntosknrl.exe (yeah, sounds important)...
I need to buy a new hard drive. And my monitor is f'd up too, so need a new one of those...I'm skipping LG and Samsung and any monitor that has a built-in webcam or speaker...
All these horizontal lines...makes it hard to read.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 10:39 PM (l3cgK)
79
You'd think that if a woman wanted to create a salvation history that would be better than Christianity's, she would go ahead and do it.
Or even better than Lewis' attempt at it (which personally I thought was for kids and not even very smart kids).
But as an Oxford don put it (also no fan of Narnia): evil can only mock, not make, not new things of its own.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 10:39 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 10:39 PM (pfXMo)
81How can Greenland not be in the Western Hemisphere it’s due North of Maine, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and North Dakota?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026
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And the Greenwich Meridian passes well to the east of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)
Normally, I am not such a stickler, bit this time I decided not to go lightly.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2026 10:24 PM (Hd1lH)
Aslan is a male lion, and a proxy for Jesus Christ. The role should not be played by a woman. Period.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)
Dean Cain or Kevin Sorbo would have been great in that role. James Earl Jones would have pulled it off quite easily.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2026 10:41 PM (qx7Zg)
85
But as an Oxford don put it (also no fan of Narnia): evil can only mock, not make, not new things of its own.
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That was me.
Posted by: Jason Arday at September 18, 2026 10:41 PM (wpRMV)
86
Okay, had all my eyes can take of this monitor...good night.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 18, 2026 10:42 PM (l3cgK)
87
If you watch a video with a hot blonde saying something so obviously stupid it has to be fake and you think it is real, who is the dummy?
Your moment of zen.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 10:43 PM (viF8m)
88 And the Greenwich Meridian passes well to the east of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)
Ireland is west of Greenwich, too, but that doesn’t put it in the western hemisphere.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 10:43 PM (gqKkr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:37 PM (wzUl9)
The movie is absolutely delightful, while the book rots. Written by a german broad who hates the church and christians, and frankly, her characters. Whoever adapted the script for the movie was truly gifted.
Posted by: moki at September 18, 2026 10:48 PM (wLjpr)
95
The movie is absolutely delightful, while the book rots. Written by a german broad who hates the church and christians, and frankly, her characters. Whoever adapted the script for the movie was truly gifted.
Posted by: moki at September 18, 2026 10:48 PM (wLjpr)
Does she get residuals from the movie? If so, damned good reason to not watch it. Or else steal it. I won't judge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)
96And the Greenwich Meridian passes well to the east of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)
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Ireland is west of Greenwich, too, but that doesn’t put it in the western hemisphere.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026
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It doesn't? What defines the Western Hemisphere, if not the Greenwich Meridian (and on the other side of the world, the Int'l. Date Line)? If the definition line passes down the middle of the Atlantic, then where does the other line cut through the Pacific?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)
97
Wiki: "The Western Hemisphere is the half of the planet Earth that lies west of the Prime Meridian and east of the 180th meridian. The other half is called the Eastern Hemisphere. In the United States, the term 'Western Hemisphere' is often used as a metonym for the Americas, even though geographically, the hemisphere also includes parts of other continents."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)
98
It doesn't? What defines the Western Hemisphere, if not the Greenwich Meridian (and on the other side of the world, the Int'l. Date Line)? If the definition line passes down the middle of the Atlantic, then where does the other line cut through the Pacific?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)
I think some people are conflating "Old World/New World" with Eastern/Western Hemisphere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:53 PM (1z8ji)
100
AI has stolen about $2 Trillion in intellectual property.
So TA fuckin DA
We are regulated the theft is forgiven.
See the grift?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 10:55 PM (/+uur)
101
Stacey Abrams has both Eastern and Western hamispheres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
102 I think the central meridian passing through the center of the NA and SA together is about 101W. Now, half the sphere centered on that would be 11W to 191W = 179E.
But nobody defines it that way, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
103
Don’t tempt people. The evil one does that enough.Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Yes, I hear an industry collapse.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 11:00 PM (p8DwV)
Smile 2: The movie isn't bad, but it isn't as good as the original. But more interestingly it feels like the writer changed the movie from general horror to...an allegory on insanity among celebrities and its effect on everyone else. I mean...if I get the ending right its quite an indictment of modern soft left celebrity culture.
28 Years Later Bone Temple: I saw the first two movies years ago and they didn't impress me but I saw this one had Ralph Fiennes so I gave it a try and what a weird, weird horror movie. It is pretty gruesome and unnecessarily so but it does present an unexpected tale set in a zombie world that isn't really about zombies.
I'd recommend the former but not really the later.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:02 PM (sKqQm)
106
Never mind Clancy. I’ll just ask if you’re a Hillary voter. Where is Hillary showing solidarity with Clancy? Did she convert?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 11:03 PM (p8DwV)
107
Yeah, I’m using Western Hemisphere as a metonym for the Americas. We can both be right as long as we stick to our own definitions.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 11:04 PM (gqKkr)
108
101 Stacey Abrams has both Eastern and Western hamispheres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And Iceland's a comin'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:04 PM (+UcOf)
109You'd think that if a woman wanted to create a salvation history that would be better than Christianity's, she would go ahead and do it.
Hey I gave it is a go. You get sex slaves, beer, and an all you can eat buffet as heaven I mean...that's pretty good right?
Posted by: Big Mo at September 18, 2026 11:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur)
111
One thing I noticed when reading a story about the Clancy case recently...she kind of looks like the traditional description of a witch doesn't she?
Long dark hair, dark evil filled eyes, and a slightly crooked nose.
Couldn't you see her stirring a cauldron under a full moon?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:06 PM (sKqQm)
112
President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region.
And we will only sterilize your women in bad hunting years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)
113
A bunch of right leaning people way back when said "Trump is playing hardball to keep China out of Greenland" and the left just kept to "Greenland's going to be Trump 'Nam!"
I suspect they'll all ignore the recent news...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:08 PM (sKqQm)
114
Melvin Udall is asked ,”How do you write women so well?”
“First I take a man. Then I remove all reason and accountability.”
Now sell us the 19th Amendment.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 11:10 PM (p8DwV)
115 Long dark hair, dark evil filled eyes, and a slightly crooked nose.
Couldn't you see her stirring a cauldron under a full moon?
Posted by: 18-1
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Hatchet Face
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 11:11 PM (+UcOf)
It's not Goose Wars... its the Bird of Paradise, trying to fly up their NOSE!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 11:17 PM (mP0Kj)
123Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
But she should be joined by all her supporters: three witches is the minimum.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 11:18 PM (gqKkr)
124
121 118 Down here, south of I-10 in Louisiana, it's Onion, Bell Pepper and Celery.
Posted by: javems at September 18, 2026 11:13 PM (E7IF9)
the trinity
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)
Bourbon, Tequila, Rum....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 11:18 PM (mP0Kj)
125
The birds are cranes and they are defeating the Muslims. Muzzies gave crane feathers to their soldiers for valor in war. These are humorous depictions of cranes kicking Muzzie ass for taking their feathers.
Posted by: Libtard Corrector at September 18, 2026 11:18 PM (oztDY)
126
107 Yeah, I’m using Western Hemisphere as a metonym for the Americas. We can both be right as long as we stick to our own definitions.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 18, 2026 11:04 PM (gqKkr)
The New York Metonyms used to play in Che Stadium.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 11:18 PM (1z8ji)
127
I just saw an add from actblew with Talarico telling me, "If everyone watching this donates just one dollar, we can win this Senate seat."
I'm not giving, so, uh, yeah. I think we're good in Texas.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 18, 2026 11:19 PM (r7+Q7)
Roscosmos - Progress MS-35 Rendezvous & Docking - Space Affairs Live
Date: September 19, 2026
Docking: 8:46 AM EDT
https://youtu.be/5oj2yS1_etU
Posted by: Joyenz at September 18, 2026 11:20 PM (2F0/Y)
129
112 President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region.
And we will only sterilize your women in bad hunting years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)
Now, we need to annex Canada, Mexico, and Central America all the way down to OUR Canal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)
130
Speaking of witches, modern Wicca was invented by a random British guy.
He claimed to have been let in on an ancient druidic tradition but nothing he stated about his religion seems to in anyway related to what archeology says about druidism
And it seems he really did it because it was an easy way to get crazy women to go off into the woods naked with you...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 11:27 PM (wyoRS)
135
I'd recommend the former but not really the later.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:02 PM (sKqQm)
Smile 2 was ok, dragged a bit, celebrity anything annoys the shit out of me. There were some thought-provoking bits and the inexorable doom without an "out" gave it some heft.
Bone Temple was mostly retarded. The Jimmies were retarded, the survivors were retarded. And apparently the rage virus makes you seven feet tall and gives you a foot-long dong. Also, opiates are good, get all the opiates you can and create the healing power of addiction.
Posted by: That said, Iron Maiden is always excellent at September 18, 2026 11:27 PM (TbWk/)
136
One thing I noticed when reading a story about the Clancy case recently...she kind of looks like the traditional description of a witch doesn't she?
Long dark hair, dark evil filled eyes, and a slightly crooked nose.
Couldn't you see her stirring a cauldron under a full moon?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:06 PM (sKqQm)
Somebody showed a picture of Satan from "The Temptation of Christ" next to her. They were eerily close - pale skin, dark hair, hooded dead eyes, and somewhat androgynous.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 18, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)
137
Must watch - the homies vs the muzzies. I'm with the brothers. Fuck Islam.
https://tinyurl.com/ashkef75
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 11:29 PM (kX27y)
138Smile 2 was ok, dragged a bit, celebrity anything annoys the shit out of me. There were some thought-provoking bits and the inexorable doom without an "out" gave it some heft.
He's supposedly working on a third now. I rate the odds of success at perhaps 1 in 4 but with where Smile 2 ended he could make a really, really interesting movie in a final 3rd act...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:30 PM (sKqQm)
139
He's supposedly working on a third now. I rate the odds of success at perhaps 1 in 4 but with where Smile 2 ended he could make a really, really interesting movie in a final 3rd act...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:30 PM (sKqQm)
The ending does provide interesting potential for a third installment but that just makes me think they'll bollox it up.
Posted by: Cynical guy who watches movies at September 18, 2026 11:33 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ZOD at September 18, 2026 11:39 PM (UfDpa)
143
And it seems he really did it because it was an easy way to get crazy women to go off into the woods naked with you...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 11:21 PM (sKqQm)
Is this a wrong thing to do?
Posted by: Reforger at September 18, 2026 11:41 PM (lWVpY)
144
>>Long dark hair, dark evil filled eyes, and a slightly crooked nose.
Glinda, the good witch, was blonde and pretty.
I know, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)
145
>> all the way down to OUR Canal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 18, 2026 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)
"Gutter of America."
Posted by: ZOD at September 18, 2026 11:43 PM (UfDpa)
Also if you offer her the right role she'll lick your donut IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Some Hollywood Producer at September 18, 2026 11:45 PM (sKqQm)
147
I don't think Canada should ever become part of the US.
Quebec would be awful. Another California or NY. We could trade Minnesota for Alberta. I would have no problem with that.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 11:49 PM (xJpuh)
148
Marco Rubio has a better voice than Ed Sheeran. And he's much better looking.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)
149
Glinda, the good witch, was blonde and pretty.
The Wizard of Oz....1939.
By 1943, Glenda was swimming out to meet troop ships.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 11:53 PM (2WIwB)
150
Re: the Apple Matrix - if you like sweet apples, and you haven't tried the Sugarbee variety, you're missing out.
Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2026 11:53 PM (CoKDD)
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2026 11:54 PM (oq9dX)
152
150 Re: the Apple Matrix - if you like sweet apples, and you haven't tried the Sugarbee variety, you're missing out.
Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2026 11:53 PM (CoKDD)
Might have to try them. Have to look for the Sugarbee label!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 18, 2026 11:56 PM (Y/06r)
153
>>By 1943, Glenda was swimming out to meet troop ships.
Told you she was a good witch.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)
154
By 1943, Glenda was swimming out to meet troop ships.
Told you she was a good witch.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)
The Marines were jealous.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:00 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: keena at September 19, 2026 12:01 AM (ienUH)
158 I don't understand the coded website one
Posted by: keena
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"Vibe coding" is creating an app or website with AI. It looks okay on the outside, pretty unimaginative tbh, but start pressing the buttons and it's kinda stupid, like you want to pull out a small drawer and you get three drawers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:03 AM (mmrXZ)
The internet is filled with this nonsense now: plain, mediocre nobodies doing bits. Bleh.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 10:21 PM (6GZK/)
It's an old video, she's been around forever ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 10:24 PM (oCio0)
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Well...crap.
*walks back.from bunk*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:04 AM (2WIwB)
160
Officials in Hennepin County, Minnesota, shut down a $2 million relief fund for businesses claiming to be affected by federal immigration enforcement after officials discovered widespread fraud among applicants,
Shocked
Of about 300 applications submitted, only 82 were deemed legitimate
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 12:04 AM (+UcOf)
161 Hahaha, I'm hate-watching MSNOW and they've declared an emergency in free speech because Trump banned a bunch of biased babies from the White House.
Jim Acosta was on a panel of "experts," which must have delighted him to no end. He's probably been dying to get back on real tv for ages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:06 AM (mmrXZ)
162
The Wizard of Oz....1939.
By 1943, Glenda was swimming out to meet troop ships.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 11:53 PM (2WIwB)
Patriotism and initiative are admirable qualities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:00 AM (1z8ji)
Hoorah!!!
Posted by: 5th Marine Regiment at September 19, 2026 12:07 AM (2WIwB)
163Officials in Hennepin County, Minnesota, shut down a $2 million relief fund for businesses claiming to be affected by federal immigration enforcement after officials discovered widespread fraud among applicants,
Shocked
Of about 300 applications submitted, only 82 were deemed legitimate
Posted by: Braenyard
"Deemed."
Over/under on actual legit applications: 17.5
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 12:07 AM (VHUov)
164
Yeah, their legs are too long for swans (and geese): cranes it is!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 19, 2026 12:08 AM (jMluN)
165
142 ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at September 18, 2026 11:39 PM (UfDpa)
It is illegal for him to appear without the flying monkey costume.
Posted by: ZOD at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (UfDpa)
167
150 Re: the Apple Matrix - if you like sweet apples, and you haven't tried the Sugarbee variety, you're missing out.
Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2026 11:53 PM (CoKDD)
Sugarbee are good. If you can't get Honeycrisp, buy Sugarbee
168 📺DEBUT: ‘Get Smart’ starring Don Adams, Barbara Feldon and Edward Platt premiered 61 years ago, September 18, 1965, on NBC
I don't believe it
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (Cqx++)
169
158
I don't understand the coded website one
Posted by: keena
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"Vibe coding" is creating an app or website with AI. It looks okay on the outside, pretty unimaginative tbh, but start pressing the buttons and it's kinda stupid, like you want to pull out a small drawer and you get three drawers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:03 AM (mmrXZ)
I learn something new here every time I visit. Thanks for the explanation Blonde Morticia
I can't convince myself the hot dog eating car engine is real. I think it would stall out on the first dog.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
170 wtf, a "relief fund for businesses claiming to be affected by federal immigration enforcement"? So, businesses who were hiring illegal aliens? Or tons of H-1Bs?
This better have been a Minnesota state fund, not a federal one. I've never heard of such a dumbass thing.
But I find it infinitely hilarious that it was abused by foreigners. Oh no, do I have to look? It was mostly abused by Somalis, right?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:11 AM (mmrXZ)
171They didn't show the separation. ...Drat.
Posted by: Braenyard
The Fixx predicted that.
https://youtu.be/fZciNthNnDA
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)
172
garrett and I disagree on the best year for the Dead. He's got a point about the Wall of Sound in 1974. But peak Jerry Garcia Band was 1977.
The Orpheum Theater, Boston December 2nd, 1977.
https://tinyurl.com/2tp5jjmt
Goodnight morons.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 12:12 AM (viF8m)
173
Thanks Blonde Morticia. The pizza one had me cracking up because I worked in fast food as a teen and some ahole always did that at closing time.
Posted by: keena at September 19, 2026 12:12 AM (4Aqsh)
174
garrett and I disagree on the best year for the Dead.
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I'm thinking most would agree it was the one before they croaked.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)
It is illegal for him to appear without the flying monkey costume.
Posted by: ZOD at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (UfDpa)
That’s not a costume: that’s what he looks like without makeup!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 19, 2026 12:15 AM (jMluN)
177
I can't convince myself the hot dog eating car engine is real. I think it would stall out on the first dog.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
It has yet to stall me out.
Poppers are your friend.
178
170
wtf, a "relief fund for businesses claiming to be affected by federal immigration enforcement"? So, businesses who were hiring illegal aliens? Or tons of H-1Bs?
This better have been a Minnesota state fund, not a federal one. I've never heard of such a dumbass thing.
But I find it infinitely hilarious that it was abused by foreigners. Oh no, do I have to look? It was mostly abused by Somalis, right?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:11 AM (mmrXZ)
I used to think maybe 5 - 10% of gov't spend was waste/fraud/abuse and that it would cost more to try to recover it than it was worth.
Now, the last two years have convinced me the waste/fraud/abuse level is 80% or more and nobody in gov't cares because they're all in on it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
179
I can't convince myself the hot dog eating car engine is real. I think it would stall out on the first dog.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
It would. They'd pile up on the throttle plate. There is nothing to chew them up until you get past the intake valves. Sounds to me like there is a shop vac running just out of the frame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)
Cosmic crisp is not overrated and I will brook no arguments thereupon. Send me yours if you don't like em. Also hello its been a bit, hope all are well, wheels still attached etc.
Posted by: Funsize at September 19, 2026 12:18 AM (3j87q)
181
175 Barbara Feldon was pretty hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:14 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:20 AM (2WIwB)
183
Stacey Abrams has both Eastern and Western hamispheres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
And spends most of her time as a shepherd moon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2026 12:24 AM (S41Gd)
184
179 I can't convince myself the hot dog eating car engine is real. I think it would stall out on the first dog.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
It would. They'd pile up on the throttle plate. There is nothing to chew them up until you get past the intake valves. Sounds to me like there is a shop vac running just out of the frame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)
That was my thinking too - the air passage would clog and starve the engine for air. I don't know if it was a shop vac or some other vacuum device. Shop vac is most likely to be handy but would it have that much suction? It seemed more like a garbage disposal. 'Up' in the pic might not be parallel to the gravity vector.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)
185
The internet is filled with this nonsense now: plain, mediocre nobodies doing bits. Bleh.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 18, 2026 10:21 PM (6GZK/)
It's an old video, she's been around forever ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 10:24 PM (oCio0)
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Well...crap.
*walks back.from bunk*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:04 AM (2WIwB)
It is true though. There is a ton of shit out there that has to be staged, unless people are really, really and truly retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:28 AM (Y/06r)
186
garrett and I disagree on the best year for the Dead.
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I'm thinking most would agree it was the one before they croaked.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 12:14 AM (2WIwB)
There was no best year for the dead, until they were truly dead and I was grateful.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2026 12:28 AM (S41Gd)
187
181 175 Barbara Feldon was pretty hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:14 AM (Y/06r)
She's no Caroline Munroe but...yeah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 19, 2026 12:18 AM (xcxpd)
Who's no Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:29 AM (Y/06r)
188
There was no best year for the dead, until they were truly dead and I was grateful.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2026 12:28 AM (S41Gd)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2026 12:30 AM (Y/06r)
Because if it's really a Frod, then it's not a fraud, but if it's not a Frod, then it's a fraud.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov)
190
Going from memory, but Adams was a WWII Marine Corps veteran iirc, possibly a DI. Something like that. All those hollywood movies stars and TV guys were military, pretty much. Had to have a damn good reason not to be. Roy Hinckley, who played the “Professor” on Isle Gilligan was a B-24 bombadier, broke both ankles when it was shot down. Just one example, could go on all day.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 19, 2026 12:32 AM (vATra)
Are you starting to see birds heading south or too early yet?
If so, are you starting to feel the urge to join them? Getting the Suburban ready to travel?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)
192
That was my thinking too - the air passage would clog and starve the engine for air. I don't know if it was a shop vac or some other vacuum device. Shop vac is most likely to be handy but would it have that much suction? It seemed more like a garbage disposal. 'Up' in the pic might not be parallel to the gravity vector.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)
Yes. There are multiple ways it could be faked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:32 AM (1z8ji)
193Winesaps make the best apple crisp.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 10:03 PM (wyoRS)
I can see having Winesap and Arkasas Black and skipping, say Ribston Pippen and Rhode Island Greening, but how in the world can they justify leaving out GRAVENSTEIN?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 12:34 AM (rbvCR)
Are you starting to see birds heading south or too early yet?
If so, are you starting to feel the urge to join them? Getting the Suburban ready to travel?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:32 AM (QGaXH)
I was getting a Studebaker ready to go to a car show/picnic in southern Alberta. Mice ate the damned wiring again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
195
I got problems with the apple chart.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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So do I.
Posted by: Adam at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (XeU6L)
Because if it's really a Frod, then it's not a fraud, but if it's not a Frod, then it's a fraud.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov)
Are you sure it isn't a Frod Prefect, Zaphod?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (qx7Zg)
197
also, Gravensteins make the best apple crisp. Fight me.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (rbvCR)
198
I can see having Winesap and Arkasas Black and skipping, say Ribston Pippen and Rhode Island Greening, but how in the world can they justify leaving out GRAVENSTEIN?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 12:34 AM (rbvCR)
One of the best eating apples, ever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:36 AM (1z8ji)
199
Macintosh apples are the worst. You could rate them below dog doo and they'd still be overrated
Posted by: 496 at September 19, 2026 12:37 AM (sOtuf)
200 I was getting a Studebaker ready to go to a car show/picnic in southern Alberta. Mice ate the damned wiring again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've had that problem with my Nissan Frontier. A spray of peppermint oil seems to have repulsed them.
What's really weird is that they have chewed on the caps of a couple of plastic 5 gal. gas cans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
203
194....I was getting a Studebaker ready to go to a car show/picnic in southern Alberta. Mice ate the damned wiring again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
That's awful! Hope damage isn't too extensive.
I guess it's a little early to start thinking about winter.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:39 AM (QGaXH)
204
Mice ate the damned wiring again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
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Hate that. My wife complains sometimes when I start my car, "it smells like moth balls in here now!".
Yes, but that passes, and at least it starts!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 19, 2026 12:40 AM (OGBA8)
205
Don't upset the apple chart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 12:38 AM (Cqx++)
It would have been better presented as a pie chart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:41 AM (1z8ji)
206
Trump scolds SCOTUS on Mail-In Ballots: ‘These Are Not The People I Interviewed to Serve’
_gellerRpt
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 12:44 AM (+UcOf)
207
That's awful! Hope damage isn't too extensive.
I guess it's a little early to start thinking about winter.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:39 AM (QGaXH)
Ate right through the temporary wire I ran from a dash switch to the starter solenoid so I could start the car. And ate all the insulation off a hot wire that feeds the convertible top switch. I took the transmission floor shifter out to replace the bad neutral safety switch that caused me to run the temporary wire, and ran out of time to get it all back together. So I had to find an ignition key to fit the other car, whose keys I have misplaced. Found one that works well enough to drive it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:46 AM (1z8ji)
208
Great ONT WD, thank you. I have kept my promise not to confuse you with Weasel. I expect no reward or acknowledgement. Just noting it in my pegboard.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 12:48 AM (CHHv1)
209 the last two years have convinced me the waste/fraud/abuse level is 80% or more and nobody in gov't cares because they're all in on it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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100%. If the fraud was cut, we would discover that whole complexes of personnel could be cut down to three cubicles and a Swingline stapler.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 12:53 AM (mmrXZ)
210
Speaking of apples, I am eating a Cosmic Crisp right now. Chart describes it as "sweet", but I find it a little tart, which suits me fine.
And I just found the missing car keys! They were in the pocket of this sweater I just put on, the one I never wear out of the house. Go figure!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:56 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:56 AM (QGaXH)
212I haven't had a lot of these apples, and it kind of bums me out. I don't even see 'em at HEB.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 19, 2026 12:38 AM (ca8Qt)
You can find the information on all these apples and more at
Pomiferous.com
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 12:56 AM (rbvCR)
213
And I just found the missing car keys! They were in the pocket of this sweater I just put on, the one I never wear out of the house. Go figure!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but the older you grow, the more often such things will happen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 12:58 AM (XeU6L)
214
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but the older you grow, the more often such things will happen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 12:58 AM (XeU6L)
But I'm only 29!
I think the search for, and finding of, a workable substitute key was the stimulus needed for the proper keys to make their presence known.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 01:02 AM (1z8ji)
215
Kindltot, gravensteins are indeed superior for pies!
Posted by: Funsize at September 19, 2026 01:02 AM (3j87q)
216
>>>So I had to find an ignition key to fit the other car, whose keys I have misplaced. Found one that works well enough to drive it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Keys, I have small boxes of keys the majority of which there is no clue where they go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:03 AM (+UcOf)
217
Correct, Don Adams (real name Yarmy) was a Marine in WWII. Got very ill at Guadalcanal and recuperated for a long time in New Zealand, then was a DI. And yes, many of the familiar actors of the 60s/70s were WWII vets. As noted, the "Professor" on Gilligan's Island was seriously injured when his plane was shot down in the South Pacific. Lee Marvin of course was wounded at Saipan. Brian Keith was a tailgunner, Eddie Albert of Green Acres was decorated for valor at Tarawa for rescuing Marines with landing craft while under fire. Rod Serling was in the airborne in the Pacific, I think had some rough time at Leyte. And on, and on.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:04 AM (U/Byj)
218Kindltot, gravensteins are indeed superior for pies!
Posted by: Funsize
Way too serious of a name for an apple. It sounds like it should be the source of a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 01:04 AM (VHUov)
219
From now on when I buy something from Amazon for a project I saw on utube, what that project is and the utube link will be noted on the saved receipt.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:08 AM (+UcOf)
220
Not on the chart, but Stayman, a mid-Atlantic variety, is very good. Just for eating and cider, never cooked with them.
The whole "over" and "under-rated" thing, here as elsewhere, I find pointless, as there's no point of reference, and different people rate various things quite differently.
Haven't tried Cosmic, will do so. Honeycrisp and Fuji are very good, when in good condition. I'll have to look for Gravenstein for pies, which will be "in season" again soon.
There was a winery in northern Virginia that had an orchard of heirloom apples, many of them varieties imported by Thomas Jefferson and others of that period. You could go pick them on certain days. Loved that, don't recall the names, several very long and very German.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2026 01:09 AM (U/Byj)
221
>There was a winery in northern Virginia that had an orchard of heirloom apples,
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Boone's Farm?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:12 AM (+UcOf)
222
Gravensteen is also a castle in Ghent iirc. I loved it so much I wanted to move in right away when we visited.
Posted by: Funsize at September 19, 2026 01:13 AM (3j87q)
223
178: Now, the last two years have convinced me the waste/fraud/abuse level is 80% or more and nobody in gov't cares because they're all in on it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone)
You can even go further than that. If you remove all waste/fraud/abuse from FedGov budget, it all collapses. It IS the system.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 01:17 AM (+YRf1)
224
We need to get a Louisiana Cajun to run for President. Run him as an independent. He would be great.
Nobody would understand what he was saying.
But he would be fun to watch, might put people in a
better mood and maybe he could pull an upset.
Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 01:18 AM (xJpuh)
225 Way too serious of a name for an apple. It sounds like it should be the source of a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 01:04 AM (VHUov)
There is no apple variety named "Raccoon City" but should I breed a tasty apple variety, I will make sure that will be the registered name.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 01:27 AM (rbvCR)
226
sentdefender ·
Earlier this Summer, a shipment of sensitive technological parts for the F-35 Lightning ll bound for the United States from Australia for repairs, mysteriously vanished after being accidentally diverted to Hong Kong.
Sparking an inquiry in Washington while raising the possibility that access to key components of the highly classified weapon system could have ended up in the hands of China.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:28 AM (+UcOf)
227
Trump moving drones to South America, ramping for up counter terrorism and counter narcotics plans.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 19, 2026 01:42 AM (+UcOf)
228 The pizza one had me cracking up because I worked in fast food as a teen and some ahole always did that at closing time.
Posted by: keena
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That was hilarious. That "customer" had to have been hiding until 9:58. "Can I also have 10 Cheezee breadsticks?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 01:45 AM (mmrXZ)
229 Sparking an inquiry in Washington while raising the possibility that access to key components of the highly classified weapon system could have ended up in the hands of China.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Fucking perfect. And how in hell is such a flight "accidentally diverted to Hong Kong"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 01:49 AM (mmrXZ)
230
In Wisconsin, I loved Cortland apples. They were good in pies, fabulous for applesauce, awesome for apple jelly because of the seriously white fruit with ruby red skin. Made a lovely pink jelly that was positively delicious and needed no extra pectin to jell.
Can't get those up here. Oh well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 19, 2026 01:50 AM (Ntshk)
231
205 Don't upset the apple chart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 12:38 AM (Cqx++)
It would have been better presented as a pie chart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 12:41 AM (1z8ji)
Divided by pie radians, naturally.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 19, 2026 01:52 AM (Ntshk)
232
Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but the older you grow, the more often such things will happen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2026 12:58
Yes indeed. Now that I'm fully retired the only reason I sometimes know what day it is is that Sun night the garbage gets put out.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at September 19, 2026 01:53 AM (4Qj8V)
233
Well, It's midnight here, and I have a long roadtrip in the morning. Better get some shuteye. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 02:01 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 02:33 AM (/QHx4)
249 Debby, I'm surprised the apple chart got some comments. But as always, I got some good advice. I'll have to look for Gravensteins, and I might consider these Sugarbees. I make applesauce with Honeycrisps that is so sweet it burns your stomach. No added sugar, in fact I cook them with cranberry sauce to make it a bit tart.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 02:34 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: four seasons at September 19, 2026 02:42 AM (/QHx4)
257
It's sad, but I just can't find it in my heart to feel sympathy for the Harkles...
They could've had *everything they craved*:
--Extreme wealth
--Attention
--Popularity
--Security
--Privacy
--Access to famous people & events; lavish jewels!
But nooooooo, because they would've had to do some "work", sometimes, (but nothing too physical!) and maybe be slightly inconvenienced every now & then...
Dipshits. They blew it!!!
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)
258
Ohhh, yeah. I wound up getting the Costco rotisserie chicken and making potatoes, veg, and fruit salad. Family satisfied, phew.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yay! You conquered the meal dilemma!
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Hi Blondie, I wrote a comment to you but it evaporated, it had to do with the raid you posted about the other night.
I think this election should be about one thing only, FRAUD. It should be a national election strategy, foreigners have invaded our country and demanded that our tax dollars be diverted to them. The democrats would love to shift the conversation to AI.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2026 02:51 AM (ibDUx)
260
Yeah, the whole *fraud* BS really aggravates me! Fk. These "people" are scamming millions and billions, while hard-working citizens are scaping by on wages or retirement and paying out their asses for everything.
For what these foreign aholes are costing US, we probably COULD have free healthcare PLUS all the other sh!t that gets dangled every election season.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:01 AM (Ia/+0)
262 I think this election should be about one thing only, FRAUD. It should be a national election strategy, foreigners have invaded our country and demanded that our tax dollars be diverted to them. The democrats would love to shift the conversation to AI.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Ah yes, the latest arrests in San Diego. Although TWELVE FOREIGNERS
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:06 AM (mmrXZ)
263 haha, I'm getting so worked up I hit Post before I was finished!
Anyway, although TWELVE FOREIGNERS were nabbed, I'm sure it was a drop in the ocean of fraud practiced in this city. This city alone.
Debby, I don't know how we focus on fraud without having to defend ourselves from charges of racism. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw a clip from British Parliament, a report on those horrid r@pe gangs, and one FEMALE!!! MP pleading, "Whyyyyy must we mention their ethnicity?"
Meanwhile, I think most Democrats aren't even aware of the fraud situation, so I would like to see it publicized, but again -- we know where that goes. "They're blaming the Somalis for everything, but we've always had fraud."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:10 AM (mmrXZ)
JQ, it just bothers me that so far, not one leading democrat politician has payed the price for their incompetence at best or corruption at worst. I look at Minnesota and I wonder how it is possible that the Lieutenant Governor, Peggy Flanagan is running for the US Senate and nobody has any questions about fraud. She is running against Michele Tafoya who is not a rock ribbed conservative but she would be a hell of an improvement.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2026 03:11 AM (ibDUx)
265
Fraud gets to.me as well. Every government program has a fraud written into it. Saw some major insurance company overcharged Medicare by hundreds of millions
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:11 AM (Ia/+0)
266 For what these foreign aholes are costing US, we probably COULD have free healthcare PLUS all the other sh!t that gets dangled every election season.
Posted by: JQ
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Absolutely kills me. One of my broken record posts -- I firmly believe we have the wealth in this nation to make prenatal care and childbirth free. It's astonishing that women do this work with their bodies and souls, and -- PAY to do it!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:12 AM (mmrXZ)
267 not one leading democrat politician has payed the price for their incompetence at best or corruption at worst.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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One ray of light in Minnesota: I'm pretty sure Tim Walz dropped his run for re-election because of the fraud. Of course, that will probably lead to someone equally bad, but it's nice to see one faker forced to step aside.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:15 AM (mmrXZ)
268
https://legalinsurrection.com/hhs oig humanachoice united healthcare overbilled medicare by 180 million
I wonder if 1/2 of heath care costs are fraud
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:15 AM (Ia/+0)
269
Insurance is *the problem* and not the solution, in many cases.
IMO.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)
270
I so want to dump Maura Healey as our governor but she is a proud lesbian warrior princess and her opponent lacks a political kill instinct. This state is a shithole, though for reasons I remain.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2026 03:17 AM (ibDUx)
271 It's sad, but I just can't find it in my heart to feel sympathy for the Harkles...
They could've had *everything they craved*:
Posted by: JQ
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The irony is crazy. They rejected their royal connections, flounced out of the UK, and discovered that... the only real asset they had was their royal connections.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:17 AM (mmrXZ)
272
The irony is crazy. They rejected their royal connections, flounced out of the UK, and discovered that... the only real asset they had was their royal connections.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yep. They're nobodies without their titles. Pfft.
Get a job! LOL.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 03:20 AM (rdVOm)
Frustrating as hell. Do these people not know what's at stake?
I remember Tammy Bruce sometime into the second Obama administration imagining Romney as president. "He would have been terrible," she said. Not as bad as Obama, but he would have set back conservatism by a generation by being so tentative and unprincipled. I'm so glad we got Trump and that the bench he's creating is pretty much in his likeness.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:21 AM (mmrXZ)
274
Sweet dreams Horde, I am intending to be productive tomorrow, which is just a few short hours away.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 19, 2026 03:22 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:32 AM (Ia/+0)
280
Wish I didn't have to go to work
Posted by: Skip
Oh, no! Work on Saturday, too? Ugh!
Sorry.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)
281 Skip, there are some of us who envy you your paycheck.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 03:56 AM (mmrXZ)
282I used to think maybe 5 - 10% of gov't spend was waste/fraud/abuse and that it would cost more to try to recover it than it was worth.
Now, the last two years have convinced me the waste/fraud/abuse level is 80% or more and nobody in gov't cares because they're all in on it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
I think it's at least 85% grift, graft, fraud, waste, and outright theft for public expenditures in single-party Democrat-run states, as well as most of Europe and the Anglosphere.
I use the cross-freeway wildlife passage as a test. Normal states can build one for ~$15M. California is building an artisanal, bespoke cougar/butterfly bridge that crossed the $100M mark still unfinished.
This helps make sense of other countries letting their militaries decay. Maybe they literally can't maintain the ability to defend themselves, because all the money is going to line the nests of the connected.
Regardless, I have concluded that we should end all Federal welfare. Block grants are still better than Fed-administered programs, but it's grossly immoral to just hand money over to known, proven mafias like that.
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 04:02 AM (ke3zm)
283
Many (even here) seem to consider social security retirement to be "welfare"... it's what I, and hubby, have. Plus a bit that we put away privately.
But we didn't have any choice-- it was forcibly withdrawn from our pay throughout our careers. Not our fault that it was SQUANDERED.
And so here we are.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 04:09 AM (rdVOm)
284 I have concluded that we should end all Federal welfare. Block grants are still better than Fed-administered programs, but it's grossly immoral to just hand money over to known, proven mafias like that.
Posted by: SciVo
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I dream of what we could do if we get the White House in 2028 and 2036. It seems like Trump can only do so much blasting and clearing. The next presidents have to replant, rebuild, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 04:11 AM (mmrXZ)
285 we didn't have any choice-- it was forcibly withdrawn from our pay throughout our careers. Not our fault that it was SQUANDERED.
And so here we are.
Posted by: JQ
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Damn straight. Maybe some brute-forceful president will manage to institute an opt-out so people can put that same amount into IRAs and create real wealth instead of perpetuating the Ponzi scheme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 04:12 AM (mmrXZ)
286 And it's late where I am. I must sleep! Good night, horde!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 04:13 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 04:14 AM (rdVOm)
288
Social Security and Medicare are technically "social insurance" programs, that could be stable if well-administered with proper "generational accounting" and anti-fraud design. (No goosing of the benefits just because there's a lot of workers paying in and the topline numbers look good!) But I fear that mere administrative competence is an impossible dream.
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 04:20 AM (ke3zm)
289
If we'd been allowed (or even "forced") to invest the same amount as had been deducted for FICA, over decades, I'm willing to bet we'd be better off than now.
And, further, that the whole country would be better off, for having had that extra boost to businesses via stock investments, rather than fking congressional professional thieves.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 04:24 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)
292
Well, I doubt that any thoughtful reforms of SSI or Medicare will ever take place. They are true Third Rails, and even if a proposal was perfect, the other party could make huge political hay by doomsaying. So, I still hold the same expectation that I've had since high school, that by the time I qualify, the benefit will not actually buy much.
Posted by: SciVo at September 19, 2026 04:33 AM (ke3zm)
293
>>by the time I qualify, the benefit will not actually buy much.
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It's *already* that way!
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 04:35 AM (rdVOm)
--Consult a professional financial advisor
--Contribute to a private retirement account
--Pay off your house before you retire
--Consider Long Term Disability insurance (watch out for "lifetime maximum" payouts and limitations on choice of facilities, though)
Good luck and good night.
Posted by: JQ at September 19, 2026 04:45 AM (rdVOm)
So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?
This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h. pic.twitter.com/3Q3gKyIl6P
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 07:13 PM (NnhvP)
5
I've got news for these "biologists," if a weird cat is a news species, there are about 100 million new species of cat.
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Every cat is its own species.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 07:20 PM (p8DwV)
19The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in Greenland.
The best part of the Walter Mitty movie with Ben Stiller are the scenes in Greenland.
Except I learned that most of those were filmed in Iceland.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
20
The Grand Plan continues apace. President Trump delivered on Greenland, as we have lobbied for. The next step is ours. Northward, ever Northward. Next Spring will be quite different. On the move in every theatre. Destined for greatness, expansion. Defying the naysayers, especially you know who.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (Fn+3X)
21
Willowed:
I have to say: I agree with the mayor for different reasons. SURE, cameras would help track down criminals. But power is fungible. If white folks were commiting most of the crimes, you can be damn sure she would be putting up a camera every half block.
This is one of those things where our Overton window has gotten moved and I am not sure we realize it. We should.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)
I notice the ones around here doing that in the morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (eRlcH)
28
"Looking into Yak raising in Greenland.
Posted by: Ben Had"
Gonna be a Yak tycoon?
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)
29
26 The video of the golden bringing a intruder a toy on ewetub is good too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)
Humans are only good for fetch and food according to that dog's rulebook.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt)
30
Continuing on the York story - this is just nuts.
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
·
4h
🚨#BREAKING: A Black woman in York, PA, says she is “PERSONALLY OFFENDED” that officials called Black teens who DRAGGED a White girl off her porch and BEAT HER UNCONSCIOUS... “uncivilized.”
"To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy."
She then goes on to argue that “other people” were involved... not just “people of color.”
She goes on to ask what the college will do to check the behavior of the (White) STUDENTS who are living off campus...
Yes, the ones who were BRUTALLY BEATEN she thinks needs to have their behavior "checked" and educated.
This is utterly insane, one of the craziest things I've ever watched in my life.
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:24 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:24 PM (UdrMW)
32
Hey you fishies, use the other side of the falls!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)
33
fd. I hear you can make a fortune in cattle futures.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (UdrMW)
34
I saw my endodontist on Tuesday and he prescribed some mouthwash and antibiotics. Saw my (new) dentist on Wednesday, who also checked up on me.
Now I just wait for a new crown in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)
I'm just curious, you went to an endo for a crown or did you have a root canal?
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (kX27y)
35
I'm just curious, you went to an endo for a crown or did you have a root canal?
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (kX27y)
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Endo did the root canal, dentist will be installing the crown.
I ws walking in the park, two days ago when suddenly I had the feeling I was being watched and I could smell a very strong animal smell.
I didn't see anything but the foliage by the creek is a huge mess. So, i decided to finish my way away from the park.
The next day by the same place no smell, no feeling of being watched, however while walking back home, I caught sight of what looked like a small mountain lion, maybe a juvenile?
It disappeared into the foliage by the creek.
I didn't call animal control, but maybe I should have.
A mountain lion/puma in this area is barely within the realm of possibility, but highly unlikely.
In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)
39
fd. I hear you can make a fortune in cattle futures.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (UdrMW)
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In the fantasy mystery story I'm reading, cattle ranchers have used alchemical/biological engineering to create cows the size of elephants.
The family that developed the process became one of the richest in the empire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (ndZc7)
That's the Netherlands.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)
41
I hope President Trump's agreement about Greenland doesn't make my fellow Canadians insecure, jealous, petty and passively-aggressively mean assholes.
Animal wise, Snowflake threw up last night on a towel I have on our chair. She still left the house at 2am, came in around noon and has been taking it easy. She ate. Somedays she comes inside and stays more than others. Pictures soon as my Pipeline develops. Not my cat.
And Canadians developing pipelines. What the hell?
Ralphy lived another week. He has a LOT of life in him. And he requires a lot of attention. That's fine.
Okay, I have to get back to it. All of you have a very happy weekend.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (ndZc7)
That's the Netherlands.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
The renaming of Canada when we annex it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (+YRf1)
45
In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)
Bobcats?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)
46
Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)
Yes, calling them uncivilized is analogous to insulting her personally.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)
53 So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?
___________
I'm willing to have someone else put these grave proofs to the test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:33 PM (eRlcH)
54May the Café and Greënland always remain free of the pernicious and mephitic penguins!
So say we all !!!
Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at September 18, 2026 07:34 PM (mC9Od)
55
Had BLT, pickles and Chex Mix, kind of end of summer fair
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
56
I missed the Greenland news, and was wondering why all the Greenland references were popping up...
This Greenland deal sounds like the existing agreement since 1951. Trump is desperate and needs a “win” before the midterm elections in november so he TACO’d and agreed to the existing agreement. Fart of the deal.
Same deal as they already had. And of course he’ll call it a win and people will believe it. Unbelievable.
I read the 1951 Treaty and despite what people are saying that said nothing about how the US could dictate their investments. And how are they defining an ‘adversary’? Would that include Canada and other NATO allies (whose presence might be helpful at some point) that He doesn’t like?
Dealing with Trump is incredibly dumb. Like having someone threaten to burn your house down and then inviting them over for tea and crumpets. There's no way the US should be trusted to have thousands of troops in a territory it's already said it wants to own.
You can probably relax. They will have given him something which is probably nothing but something that Trump can claim is the deal of the decade.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (UdrMW)
58
Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
do you eat like that every day ?
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:36 PM (AKptf)
61 Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM
We were right here, you know!
Posted by: Kale at September 18, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2026 07:37 PM (S43bs)
65 Ernest K. Gann had to fly to Narsarsuaq (Bluie West One) from Goose Bay in the early days of the Air Transport Command. He was told not to screw up the approach because he could not get out if he did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (eRlcH)
66
Before there was spinach. And collard greens. Then people got bored and are now eating donkey food..
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (AKptf)
67
Alternate version of Immigrant Song with some nice looking Scandinavian girls and their harps and their big dudes on drums:
https://youtu.be/2T1lkUKyHLk
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (6ydKt)
68
>>Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
I appreciate you dipping into that sewer but every time you post those inane brain farts I feel like my world gets dumber.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (viF8m)
69
Dinner is ready. A nice Red Blend with melon chunks and blackberries.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (UdrMW)
80
As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (yTvNw)
Look, it's awful, but she probably did the right thing? Raising a kid you don't love or want is going to hurt the kid and the parent. Maybe you can get some kind of counseling to "fix" whatever is broken, but that's no guarantee. A loving adopted family is a much better bet for the kid. What is the dad thinking, I wonder?
If she wanted kids, had one, and mentally just changed...maybe you can't help it? Just get sterilized so it won't happen again.
And she didn't seem to be "celebrating" in the video, at least to me. No cake and party hats and friends celebrating her ability to go be a whore or anything (like some divorce/abortion videos I've seen). Just a matter of fact explanation of things. She didn't seem happy, sad, or anything...mostly emotionless and tired. She probably has some mental issues...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (S43bs)
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69 Dinner is ready. A nice Red Blend with melon chunks and blackberries.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:
Sounds like an amazing dessert! Really, really good!
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (ZdaMQ)
But the real reason some of us have been saying Trump wanted control of Greenland is because of the arctic shipping lanes and missile defense. Same reason China and Russia have also been trying to dominate the region for years.
Same reason we are now finally starting to build ice breaking ships.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)
84As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM
Gonna have to full-length resize it, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
85
Greenland had the only mineral that has been mined to extinction. Somthing that was needed to smelt aluiminum. We used it all up in the 1940's.
But they fiured out another way.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 07:47 PM (P4bJX)
86
68 >>Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
I appreciate you dipping into that sewer but every time you post those inane brain farts I feel like my world gets dumber. Posted by: JackStraw
The truly terrifying thing is the world is already dumber, it's only your comprehension of the enormity of the problem that has grown.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (S43bs)
87 Now we can do a remake of The Bedford Incident with a Chinese sub.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Don't fire one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
They're the pug-ugly, p-alooka boxers of the cat world.
Posted by: naturalfake
Saw a bobkittuh up close on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Larger than a domestic cat, maybe female doberman size. Still, did very cat things, like look at me, yawned, took a quick bath and then continued hunting. No other cars on the BRPkwy, so bobkittuh was unconcerned with lone hooman excitedly taking pictures from inside the car and squealing like a little girl.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (+YRf1)
89
Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)
90
But they fiured out another way.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Capitalists, uh...find a way.
Posted by: Based Ian Malcolm at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (S43bs)
91 Don't fire one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
________
The book was much better than the movie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (eRlcH)
92
Can you imagine how big Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are gonna get big if/when she gets pregnant? Yowza. Maybe we’ll need Greenland for those milkers.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (77rzZ)
They're the pug-ugly, p-alooka boxers of the cat world.
Posted by: naturalfake
Saw a bobkittuh up close on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Larger than a domestic cat, maybe female doberman size. Still, did very cat things, like look at me, yawned, took a quick bath and then continued hunting. No other cars on the BRPkwy, so bobkittuh was unconcerned with lone hooman excitedly taking pictures from inside the car and squealing like a little girl.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)
94
92 Can you imagine how big Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are gonna get big if/when she gets pregnant? Yowza. Maybe we’ll need Greenland for those milkers.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (77rzZ)
She been waterin them thangs
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Sydney S. at September 18, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)
96
I am aware of the strategic importance, the Russian and Chinese presence in the Arctic, the Northwest Passage, the Northern Sea Route, and the Northeast Passage, however, if we can dig up some rare earths and oil, that would be a bonus.
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (AKptf)
97
Bulg, I reject your male gaze! How dare you!?????!!!!!
Posted by: Greta at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (p6qn4)
98
89 Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)
Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)
99
>>The truly terrifying thing is the world is already dumber, it's only your comprehension of the enormity of the problem that has grown.
I live in a blue state. Have pretty much all my life and I don't work in a cube, I deal with human units every day. I'm well aware of how stupid a large segment of the world population is.
You guys are just catching up to what some of us have been saying for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)
100
58
do you eat like that every day ?
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026
Pretty much, yes.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
101
Have you seen Greenland? It's not even that green.
===
Exactly right. Good observation. Greenland is not green...and Iceland is not icy!
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (AKptf)
The Norse were great real estate salesmen. When they wanted to stave off settlers it was "Iceland" when they wanted settlers it was "Greenland". Though it was a tad warmer than now when they found it than today what with Global Warming....
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (uhVAy)
102"To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy."
1) You don't know what "analogy" means.
2) Who gives a f*ck?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (vTZFs)
103
98 89 Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)
Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff
Also sounding delicious!
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
104
What if there is Gold and Diamonds ? there are diamonds in Siberia, you know.
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (AKptf)
105He doesn't say where this is but it looks like Patagonia.
I like it. Let's call it Patamerica.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (4v5BO)
106 We had some leftover pulled pork so I decided to turn it into a Tmale Pie since tamales are traditionally made from pork.
Turned out very nice.
I recommend you try it.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (fGj4e)
108 The Big Dummy lost today at the Austin KC show in Belton under a judge even I knew wasn't going to do anything for us. But we should do better under his squeeze tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (eRlcH)
109
I live in a blue state. Have pretty much all my life and I don't work in a cube, I deal with human units every day. I'm well aware of how stupid a large segment of the world population is.
You guys are just catching up to what some of us have been saying for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)
I was a govt contractor
I was in the lobby at 755
I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
110
84 ... "As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM
Gonna have to full-length resize it, though."
That's what snow storms and winter nights are for. :-)
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (yTvNw)
111
Next step in the plan is to deploy a large Sea Funnel to guide the Gulf Stream of America westward to warm the coasts of Greenland. Phooey on the ingrate Euros, they will freeze like they should have been from the start. Greenland Trump hotels, golf courses, etc.
Posted by: Things are Falling into Place at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (Fn+3X)
112
Except I learned that most of those were filmed in Iceland.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Iceland's Next!
if not
Cuba Libre!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (+UcOf)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)
116
In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)
well all the black cats do. Some of the purebreds might look 'cuter' as adults.
Apparently this new cat species is smaller than housecats and is only 'newly found' because they assumed it was the same as other jungle cats in SA and never looked at the one some dude had in his house for some 10 years.
pretty cute.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:59 PM (uhVAy)
117Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM
Well, I wouldn't be f***ing after the visit to Ben Had's kitchen table.
Posted by: The Rooster at September 18, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)
118
There's lots of gold in Greenland. Once we melt the glaciers by diverting the Gulf of America Stream, it will become more evident.
Posted by: Marco Rubio, Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of Greenland. at September 18, 2026 08:01 PM (Fn+3X)
119
Next step in the plan is to deploy a large Sea Funnel to guide the Gulf Stream of America westward to warm the coasts of Greenland. Phooey on the ingrate Euros, they will freeze like they should have been from the start. Greenland Trump hotels, golf courses, etc.
Posted by: Things are Falling into Place at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (Fn+3X)
There's an old Stanley Weinbaum story "Shifting Seas" from the 30s where volcanos smash the Panama area and the Gulf Stream goes into the Pacific or gets diverted so Europe is gonna be Tundra in a few years.
A new world war is averted when the US agrees to build a big wall along Panama and diverts it back.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:02 PM (uhVAy)
120
> there are diamonds in Siberia, you know.
----
and tigers
AND retired Spetsnaz commandos
they are an ill-tempered lot
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:02 PM (ZxPkt)
121
@NEWSMAX
·
39m
BREAKING: President Trump announces the United States has "permanent control" of Greenland.
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (ZxPkt)
122
There's lots of gold in Greenland. Once we melt the glaciers by diverting the Gulf of America Stream, it will become more evident.
Posted by: Marco Rubio, Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of Greenland. at September 18, 2026 08:01 PM (Fn+3X)
We don't need to find gold, we can ship Ice to Europe during the summer to cool them off at a huge profit.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (uhVAy)
Don't push these food people. I found out a few days ago some people are obsessed about their food. They go to extreme about their recipes and how they prepare their food. Best to let them go on and on about it, then if you can, change the subject.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (xJpuh)
I hope being encircled by the warm embrace of Alaska, Greenland, and the Lower 48 gives Carney ideas about popping off again.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (4v5BO)
126
110 84 ... "As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM
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Looking for lumber at a small sawmill, across the way there were two very large cement mixers going at double speed. The proprietor said his nephew had a contract with the Army to clean its spent brass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (+UcOf)
127
I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.
Posted by: r hennigantx
She sounds double-vaccinated. And ready to vote for Talarico (although she'd prefer Crockett, but TX is racist or something).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (S43bs)
128
Friday lunch at the MoMe : salmon terrine spread on bagels, assorted meats and cheeses, pickled vegetables, green olive hummus with garlic naan and other goodies.
Friday night is roasted pig. gigante beans and a couple of other things to be decided.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (UdrMW)
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM (ZxPkt)
130
Don't push these food people. I found out a few days ago some people are obsessed about their food. They go to extreme about their recipes and how they prepare their food. Best to let them go on and on about it, then if you can, change the subject.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (xJpuh)
It sounds more elegant when they say it, than when I drop the chicken breast on the salad and try 3 or 4 spices from the cabinet on it to see how it tastes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM (uhVAy)
131
Five minutes of Flora Purim:
youtube.com/watch?v=L2-_dxvlkg8
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:07 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2026 08:07 PM (oa7ZR)
133
>>I was a govt contractor
I was in the lobby at 755
I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.
Muslims are trying to build islamic cities in Texas.
Texas.
I take a back seat to nobody in my disdain for our do nothing, corrupt Republicans in Congress, mostly the Senate. But the current alternative is unthinkable. Letting a group of communists and islamists take over Congress is the alternative.
We can and are working to replace the dipshit liars like Cornyn, Cassidy, Massie, etc.. We didn't get into this place overnight and we won't get out of it overnight.
Drag everyone to the polls. If we get the turnout we got for Trump in 2024 we win. It's that easy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)
I like Bjork more than the next person, but the Icelanders are a weird strain of independent-collective-anarchist. Don't want them.
Cuba, on the other hand....well, also don't want them as citizens yet, but maybe some kind of protectorate or vassal state for a while could be lucrative.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 08:09 PM (S43bs)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 PM (UdrMW)
138
It sounds more elegant when they say it, than when I drop the chicken breast on the salad and try 3 or 4 spices from the cabinet on it to see how it tastes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM
Oh my gosh, I do this all the time! Pick a protein, look and see what kind of veggies are in the fridge and create the salad / meal around it. Sometimes it’s a little of this and that that gets thrown on the greens, we call that a salad melange. 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
139So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?
Assume a spherical cow ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:15 PM (fGj4e)
143
Got the lawn mowed, laundry done, and made good progress on decluttering. A productive week.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:15 PM (Jr5Lq)
144
Regular work day tomorrow so better grt to bed
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)
145 HEB has some nice wild-caught salmon portions that are ideal for dinner for the two of us. Put some seafood seasoning on them, cook in the air fryer at 350 for 13 minutes, top with pineapple-mango-coconut-tequila sauce and capers and cook for another 5 minutes. It's yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (eRlcH)
146 I would again point out that noticing a troll results in it's thumping it's turnip, spanking it's monkey and choking it's chicken.
It's mom upstairs has to clean it up. Have some consideration.
Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (Y8DZL)
147
Hadrian, I need the recipe for that sauce, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:18 PM (UdrMW)
I like Bjork more than the next person, but the Icelanders are a weird strain of independent-collective-anarchist. Don't want them.
Cuba, on the other hand....well, also don't want them as citizens yet, but maybe some kind of protectorate or vassal state for a while could be lucrative.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Don't want either one as a state (no new states) but as part of US conservatorship, they're OK.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (+UcOf)
157 We caught over 150 fish on the lake today, 42 legal size perch kept.
Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (Y8DZL)
>>I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (Riz8t)
162
The Artic is not melting. The whole northern route is stupid.
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:23 PM (T8bqm)
163
In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)
Mountain lions have a long tail, bobcats/lynx a short tail.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2026 08:23 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:24 PM (T8bqm)
165
As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
Posted by: Soup Nazi at September 18, 2026 08:24 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (+UcOf)
169
>>The Artic is not melting. The whole northern route is stupid.
Then why are China and Russia pursuing it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)
170
Some fishermen swear by DuPont, but I find that most fish bite best with Acme dynamite.
Posted by: gp
The rotary phone trick.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:29 PM (wyoRS)
171
As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)
It’s funny, when I first started my fitness journey, I wanted to change my relationship with food and make it something that just provided sustenance. I specifically made it taste bland to avoid over eating. After awhile, I was like this is crazy, you can eat food that is healthy and make it taste good, too. And you can take food that is comforting, or maybe not necessarily viewed as healthy, but do a few tweaks (eat this, not that kind of thing) and not feel like you are missing out. We had pizza last night. But instead of a ton of cheese, it was a little cheese and a ton of veggies. I want to tell you I am not obsessed with food, but I went on and got a nutrition degree so maybe I am. lol.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
172
As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)
Bacon.
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)
173
Deep-fried bacon is best when served by The Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 08:32 PM (0sNs1)
174This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h.
Just wondering: Did they try it with, say, a crate first, or did this daredevil just down a bunch of Red Bull and "trust physics"? As one does.
175
Eating junk is like putting half gas and half water in your tank.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:33 PM (UdrMW)
176
I've spent a lot of time at sea in the Artic and Barents sea. Some parts are busy, some parts are completley empty. Passage along the coast of Russia is free all of the way in summer and most of the way in winter. North of Canada is where it gets blocked completely.
The reason why there isnt much shipping up there is there is no demand. It's a very spasely populated area and the goods are better moved by air.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 08:34 PM (P4bJX)
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Then why are China and Russia pursuing it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)
Because first they worked to help foist this “global warming” scam on us in order to kneecap our industrial and energy policies, and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:35 PM (sTKQb)
178
Sometimes it’s a little of this and that that gets thrown on the greens, we call that a salad melange. 😂
Posted by: Piper
Wow. Y'know, I've always admired people that make a meal with a little of this and a little of that.
Posted by: Joe Bauers at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (S43bs)
179
Just wondering: Did they try it with, say, a crate first, or did this daredevil just down a bunch of Red Bull and "trust physics"? As one does.
Posted by: mindful webworker - (Some ones, not me, thanks.) at September 18, 2026 08:33 PM (MX7Zk)
There is a 20 mins longer video on ewetub about the whole thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)
180
Deep-fried bacon is best when served by The Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Soon!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (NnhvP)
181
I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it I don't swallow.
Posted by: Anton Ego at September 18, 2026 08:37 PM (88C+u)
182
The best way to deal with Cuba and Greenland is Free Association. The US has it with Palau, Micronesia and Marshall Islands. They're independent but we are responsible for their defense. Excellent force projection if needed. Maybe do that with Chagos Archipelago (Diego Garcia ) also
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:37 PM (oUMhY)
183
Seems wrong to use scammer in a sentence without subcontinental.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 08:38 PM (d5Pps)
184
Here in IL, we can't put 'E-waste' in landfills anymore, and usually have to pay extra to dispose of TVs etc. Tomorrow there's a rare three-hour free E-waste disposal drop-off event. I'll be hauling stuff there. I bet it will be way crowded. Long line of cars.
Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:40 PM (Jr5Lq)
185
The video of the woman who gave up her daughter is just sad.
She did that about 7 years too late. My heart breaks for a little girl who knew all these years she was unwanted and unloved. Hopefully with the right parents and lots of love she can overcome the damage of her early years.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 18, 2026 08:40 PM (FGA9/)
186
>>Because first they worked to help foist this “global warming” scam on us in order to kneecap our industrial and energy policies, and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.
Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics.
Omar Bradley
If you don't understand the strategic nature of shipping through the arctic you should read up on it. There's a reason we just committed 7 billion to building a new ice breaking fleet.
Turn your globe 90 degrees and you will see why all the powers are focused on the arctic region and have been for decades.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m)
190
Some people paint. Or play an instrument. Or write novels.
I enjoy cooking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:42 PM (wyoRS)
191
The scrapyard near here takes ewaste and pays 7 cents a pound. I've taken 1500 lbs of stuff over there at a time. They only thing they don't take is CRTs.
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 08:43 PM (MWfyi)
192
That route avoids the ME and Indonesia. China to Russia by rail. Russia to Europe by ocean thru Canadian waters. How would we choke that off if China goes for Taiwan? We can’t. They would use the Chukchi Sea instead of the Bering straight.
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:43 PM (T8bqm)
193
If Canada joins the EU, stopping that route gets worse.
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:44 PM (8jVAy)
194
My county dump takes eWaste for free. Just put it on the right pallet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:45 PM (wyoRS)
So, did they test first or not?😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - like and susscribe as they say at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (MX7Zk)
I dunno, I did not watch the whole video. Just assume they did. The beginning is testing the catapult.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
196
A couple of weeks the fetching Mrs Beartooth and I were traveling west of Salem, OR. There were freshly harvested grain fields along the road. In the fields were multiple dozens of turkey vultures in the fields. They weren't bunch together but scattered all over the place.
Never seen anything like it. We assumed the cutting had exposed rodent holes and the birds were waiting for a meal.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2026 08:46 PM (JKBDs)
197
>>That route avoids the ME and Indonesia. China to Russia by rail. Russia to Europe by ocean thru Canadian waters. How would we choke that off if China goes for Taiwan? We can’t. They would use the Chukchi Sea instead of the Bering straight.
Fuck Taiwan. Theres a reason we are onshoring chip development.
China and Russia can get to us, the good old US of A, through the Arctic Ocean. But not if we control it. And we can dominate the shipping routes and keep them open unlike say a Strait of Hormuz.
That's what Greenland is all about. The minerals are nice. But we haven't had a base there since WWII because of rare earth minerals. The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)
198
Someone asked for a link to Trump on x - here you go!
https://tinyurl.com/57a6rpb3
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
199
They only thing they don't take is CRTs.
Posted by: fd
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2026 08:49 PM (IMGZD)
200
I dont believe there will ever be much shipping in the arctic; I can see why China wants it as a short way to Europe, but I don’t think it’s gonna work out for them. BUT I see Greenland as a very valuable launch base for defense platforms and anything using a polar orbit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:49 PM (sTKQb)
201
190 Some people paint. Or play an instrument. Or write novels.
I enjoy cooking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:42 PM (wyoRS)
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How's your hollandaise sauce?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 08:52 PM (wpRMV)
202
PDT is a man of vision. He has shown the ability to see things that shape the future not stumble blindly in to it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:53 PM (UdrMW)
203
The US once had early warning radar stations all over Greenland. After they were abaondoned, they got swamped by ice. That was one clue that global warming was bulldshit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 08:54 PM (P4bJX)
204 China wants the arctic to mess with us and take us down a peg or two. They want to be a world power, on equal footing with us over the oceans. Getting a foothold in the Arctic is the way to do that. And that's ice or no. Get submarines under the ice sneaking all around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)
207
and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:35 PM (sTKQb)
Never get high on your own supply ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM (oCio0)
211
>I dont believe there will ever be much shipping in the arctic;
uh huh.
>>Can China’s new Arctic sea route to Europe replace Middle East chokepoints?
Beijing’s new ‘Ice Silk Road’ cuts through a melting Arctic, and could prompt new tensions with the US, analysts say.
https://tinyurl.com/3cs7b9cs
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m)
212
Jack Straw, shirley, you have some maritime contacts that will jump all over Greenland.
I’m up for the challenge.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 08:58 PM (ttrGW)
213The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM
That's what they want you to believe.
Posted by: Flat Earthers at September 18, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1)
214Never get high on your own supply ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM
Some supplies are better than other supplies.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at September 18, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)
215
>>Jack Straw, shirley, you have some maritime contacts that will jump all over Greenland.
I’m up for the challenge.
Did you get my email?
And don't call me shirley.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)
220
I have long believed that the People Who Matter decided that Trump should win 2024. I think they dumped Biden because he wouldn’t take the L the way Kamahaha would if it meant she was D candidate in 28.
The fraud was turned off to see to it Trump would win. I think by 28 we will see the trap fully deployed.
Still doesn’t explain why Jutnin had to go.
I am a bit cynical.
Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 09:04 PM (GbONR)
221
Posted by: mindful webworker - The Oblate Spheroid Society
Dagnabbit. That wasn't supposed to include the mw part.
Slightly pear shaped oblate spheroid (differences there between south and northern hemispheres is on the order of 1m, which is nothing -- but the precision of geospatial measurement is getting that good).
Posted by: The Pear Earth Society at September 18, 2026 09:09 PM (w6EFb)
PS, we have a great new bar and restaurant here since your last visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)
I’ll keep an eye out to the western skies.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 09:13 PM (GOpmI)
228 The French used to think the earth was prolate, not oblate, based on some theories by Descartes and the Cassini's. Newton figured it had to be oblate, pointing to observations of Saturn and Jupiter as well as his gravitational theories.
But the Frogs rejected that until they finally proved Newton right. Well, not all of them, there was a dispute over that, and they fund some big geodesy expeditions to measure it, comparing the equatorial regions to the higher latitudes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 09:13 PM (w6EFb)
229
You can walk outside and see the world is flat. What are you going to believe, your own eyes, or some "Experts"?
Posted by: Guy who does not trust the Experts at September 18, 2026 09:11 PM (MWfyi)
This too, is the story of the last 20 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)
230
197:That's what Greenland is all about. The minerals are nice. But we haven't had a base there since WWII because of rare earth minerals. The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw
Thule AB.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 09:16 PM (+YRf1)
I think I see the problem. Vermont is to your west, I'm to your southeast in RI. Or as bluebell calls us Massachusetts dingleberries and that hurts coming from bluebell.
I had no idea she was such a mean person.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)
232
Thick black trash bags, stuffed in your neighbor's can, you can get rid of anything.
Posted by: I Make It Disappear. at September 18, 2026 09:25 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 09:32 PM (pfXMo)
236Quad miniguns. Look at the brass dumping out it like a downpour of rain.
Not a silly question ... what is the point?
Rather than 4 mini-guns, just one big one ...
Redundancy - yes, 1 breaks 3 more keep going.
But why not have 4 independently aim-able mini-guns? Cover a much wide swath of targets.
Posted by: Adriane the Hoplology Critic . . . at September 18, 2026 09:33 PM (3ZUWJ)
237
At X the TDS people are saying that nothing has changed from before when Greenland was covered by the 1951 treaty. Trying to explain that the scope of this appears to be much broader is a waste of time.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 09:33 PM (oUMhY)
238
and could prompt new tensions with the US, analysts say.
https://tinyurl.com/3cs7b9cs
Posted by: JackStraw
Not many refueling stop on that route. Putin can charge whatever he wants.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 09:35 PM (NnhvP)
239
Patagonia is controlled by 2 countries, Argentina and to a lesser extent Chile. Now that USAID is gone they are both already allies.
All your base are belong to us
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
240
At X the TDS people are saying that nothing has changed from before when Greenland was covered by the 1951 treaty. Trying to explain that the scope of this appears to be much broader is a waste of time.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
It's like asking a fish to climb a tree. Or some such shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:36 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 09:42 PM (Cqx++)
245
Quad minigun is frigging epic. Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene where the white college girls got dragged off their porch and beaten during that street takeover. Just gonna say it, being able to cut loose with one at that moment and shred all of the thugs would have made my dick hard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 09:44 PM (S41Gd)
246
Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene where the white college girls got dragged off their porch"
Probably overkill. How about a nice DDM4 V7 w/ their 32 rd mags?
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 09:48 PM (pfXMo)
249Quad minigun is frigging epic. Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene…
Whenever I see mobs and looters, the phrase comes to mind, "target-rich environment." Being naturally of a not-cruel temperament, my mind begins devising non-lethal methods of control, like blue-paint firehoses or drones dropping glue and itching powder.
250
i hope someone mentioned the hot air balloons.
Posted by: cmeat at September 19, 2026 05:21 PM (ncRE1)
The Week in Woke
If Lindsay Clancy was hot, all the AWFULs would have voted "guilty" and suggested the death penalty.
The Democrat Party is gobsmacked to learn that DEI hiring practices in politics produce the same gigantic failures as in all other fields.
According to former Democrat Party National Fundraising Committee member Lindy Li, the Party conducted a top-secret poll to gauge the strength of the various pols who could replace Biden. Kamala Harris came in dead last.
But they grimly made her their candidate because of the DEI imperative of placating black female Democrats.
"The polling numbers went directly against the narrative that the party wanted to espouse," Li said.
Party members floated Pete Buttigieg, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer internally as replacements. According to Li, every one of them tested better than Kamala. Asked why the party buried its own numbers anyway, Li said, "They knew that skipping over Kamala Harris would be a slap in the face to the bedrock of the party, which is black women in particular, and they just wouldn't have it."
The details get more embarrassing from there. "Kamala Harris came in dead last," Li said. "It wasn't even close. Pete Buttigieg, who hilariously received 0% support from the black vote, did better than she did. And yet the party is so straitjacketed by DEI that they had no choice but to appoint her."
An investigation is underway after a stabbing victim boarded the Link light rail Sunday afternoon in Seattle's Pioneer Square neighborhood.
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Firefighters then arrived and treated the approximately 30-year-old man, before paramedics transported him to Harborview Medical Center -- where he remains in critical condition as of Sunday night.
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As of the SPD's last update, the suspect remains at large with no description given. Police also did not say that there was a threat to the public.
The reported stabbing took place a few blocks from the nearest active city CCTV camera at 3rd Avenue and Yesler Way, while other city CCTV cameras that are installed throughout Pioneer Square, remain turned off since the end of the FIFA World Cup in early-July, as an ongoing audit determines the security of their data from federal authorities and their efficacy.
Mahmoud Khalil, the Algerian citizen who has spent the better part of his four years in the United States participating in unlawful demonstrations at Columbia University, is suing everyone he can.
Facing imminent deportation for his role in Columbia University Apartheid Divest -- the group that claims to be working toward the downfall of Western civilization -- Khalil is showing some real nerve.
On Monday, he filed a lawsuit against Columbia and the dean of his master's degree program, claiming they failed to protect him and his fellow window-smashers from discrimination and harassment.
Cry harder, Fruit of Islam
It's not the first time Khalil has sought protection under the laws of the constitutional system he advocates overthrowing.
In March 2025, Khalil sued Columbia and several federal lawmakers to stop the university from turning over students' disciplinary records to Congress.
Had Congress seen that Columbia failed to expel anti-Israel fanatics who destroyed school property, trespassed, and falsely imprisoned custodial staff, the government might have concluded that universities weren't taking discrimination against Israelis and Jews seriously.
Khalil and his comrades may dream of a world without a First Amendment, but they were happy to invoke it to protect themselves.
In July 2026, he sued multiple government officials, think tanks and other nonprofits, arguing they conspired to have him deported.
Apparently he believes that private organizations making political arguments are not protected by the First Amendment, while destroying property and disobeying police are sacred civil rights.
To summarize: Anyone looking to hold Khalil and his fellow professional agitators accountable for documented lawbreaking is violating civil rights law -- and anyone trying to protect the students those agitators wanted to intimidate is violating the First Amendment.
Any questions?
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Living in a free country means putting up with that nonsense -- to an extent.
It does not mean we have to allow our enemies to undermine us on our home turf.
Khalil is not a citizen and would make a very bad one if he became one; he should be sent home before that happens.
He is free to criticize the Great Satan of America and the Little Satan of Israel from Algeria or Syria.
Maybe a sign of progress? University of Alabama at Birmingham offers a degree in "LGBT Health and Wellbeing" -- which consists of just watching all the "Stefon" sketches on SNL -- but at the moment there are zero point zero students enrolled in it.
The University of Alabama at Birmingham's LGBTQ Health and Wellbeing certificate recorded zero students in fall 2024 and fall 2025, the school's self-reported enrollment information reveals.
The data show that the certificate reported one student in fall 2023, when coursework for the program began, before dropping to zero in fall 2024 and remaining at zero in fall 2025.
The report states that students are counted under their primary degree program, so students pursuing the certificate while in another program may be excluded. The certificate is housed under the School of Public Health.
Despite its zero reported enrollment, the university continues to advertise the certificate on its website. Only one other School of Public Health graduate certificate, Disability Health Studies, recorded zero students in fall 2025.
Some good news: A non-profit is being set-up to defend conservatives from the left's unending lawfare:
DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
This is a big announcement. Leftists have had their own free legal representation for decades. Conservatives haven't.
This is because traditionally, conservatives have thought of politics as winning the debate. It's comfortable. It's institutional. They don't have to be "mean" to anyone.
Until, enter Oversight Project ( @ItsYourGov). Think of them as an actiontank instead of thinktank. The first such organization for conservatives to meet leftists on their own terms.
Creating the first-ever home for conservatives affected by lawfare is just the start.
BREAKING: The Lake Worth Beach City Commission moves to DISQUALIFY a candidate for City Manager because he's not Guatemalan enough.
"He did not grow up very Guatemalan... he grew up pretty much Italian... he did not learn Spanish... he has no connection to the indigenous… pic.twitter.com/aoy8EaH0di
Female athlete: Oh My God, the non-athlete that nobody thinks is an athlete because she's obviously an actress is making everyone think that female athletes want to be sexualized:
The same female athlete: Check out my CAKE! It's luscious!
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2026 06:07 PM (YwEeS)
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The University of Alabama at Birmingham's LGBTQ Health and Wellbeing certificate recorded zero students in fall 2024 and fall 2025, the school's self-reported enrollment information reveals.
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Are they still paying the professors assigned to teach the courses?
Where I work, if a course doesn't get enough students, it will get dropped like a hot potato and the instructor will be assigned to some other course (if one is available).
10
Forget the polling - they picked Kamala because if they picked anyone else they'd have to give back all the donations to the Biden-Harris ticket. "Biden" assured that by naming her himself before they could do any dirty tricks.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)
11
Some good news: A non-profit is being set-up to defend conservatives from the left's unending lawfare:
It'd be great to see the right just sue the shit out of the left, but considering the judiciary, that's probably not practical.
Back to ordering wood-chippers and keeping them in storage until....
12
When I see Clancy I fully expect her head to turn a 180 like Linda Blairs’ . Maybe only me but she comes off as possessed in her appearance. Something - dead, vacant about her.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:09 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:16 PM (d5Pps)
33Kaitlyn Collins could play Lindsay Clancy in a biopic
She'd have to shave first though.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 18, 2026 06:16 PM (jEbAh)
34
Nothing is more important to DEI Dem mayors and their incompetent DEI black lesbian police chiefs than protecting and promoting criminality.
Keep that in mind and everything else makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 06:16 PM (guGkK)
35
Here, this is a while back. Francesca's in her 20's now. Libs got all upset when NINETEEN year old Francesca posted pictures on Instagram and guys commented how great her breasts were.
She was on Disney's 'Dog with a Blog' - she was the adorable little red-headed girl. But apparently a NINETEEN year old can't post anything if they have great breasts.
She is really sweet. If there are any Horde members who like pretty 20+ year old redheads with amazing breasts who post pictures of themselves at meat food festivals and eating giant pizzas.
https://tinyurl.com/2r7s5bwy
And it was a cute show. No gays, no blacks, cute 'talking' dog.
36 With a little green paint, Lindsay Clancy would be a dead ringer for the Wicked Witch of the West.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2026 06:17 PM (OkYzo)
37
With our Judicial System, suing everyone you can being a Leftist will find at least 1 Leftist Judge
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)
38
I am still trying to wrap my head around the baby murder case and why awfl women think it was an OK thing to do.
I guess in the end this was just another case of abortion on demand and apparently white liberal women have zero issues with women killing their babies no matter the age or the reason. I guess in their minds it is a simple progression from killing a baby in the womb to killing your kids no matter their age.
It's a good thing they don't believe in God because his judgement is gonna be lit when they die.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 06:18 PM (I43vL)
39When I see Clancy I fully expect her head to turn a 180 like Linda Blairs’ . Maybe only me but she comes off as possessed in her appearance. Something - dead, vacant about her.
I wonder if she ever thinks about those poor defenseless innocent trusting kids that she strangled.
I hope their image obsesses her and drives her insane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 06:18 PM (guGkK)
40
There's some factory somewhere that spits out fat, homely, glasses wearing nit-wits that have a default "whine" setting. I'm sure of it.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)
41
A PhD in - Media Communication?? What the Hell?? Talk about pissing away your money. She didn’t even learn how to dress, or pick out non dipshit eyeglasses. Just what is it you are trying to “ communicate” here, sweetie?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar8)
42The attacker could have been identified... but dreary wallflower femcel communist moron Katie Wilson turned off all of the city's CCTV cameras because they could be used to catch illegal aliens committing crimes and then Trump might deport these legions of doctors, engineers, and rocket scientists.
Mass government CCTV surveillance is okay, but Flock cameras are bad? I used to be very skeptical of the "mass surveillance state", but now I'm fine with cameras everywhere (but not in private areas like bathrooms/homes). The bigger issue is the legal system not fully prosecuting criminals.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 06:19 PM (S43bs)
I thought he was already booted out... That's the problem.. With the illegal aliens that we pick up too... They keep getting judges that stop their removal
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)
I thought he was already booted out... That's the problem.. With the illegal aliens that we pick up too... They keep getting judges that stop their removal
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)
Then deport the judges.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:23 PM (Gqar8)
50
I thought he was already booted out... That's the problem.. With the illegal aliens that we pick up too... They keep getting judges that stop their removal
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)
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Simple solution...deport the judge as well.
I thought he was already booted out... That's the problem.. With the illegal aliens that we pick up too... They keep getting judges that stop their removal
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)
Then deport the judges.
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Newsletter?
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)
57
Breaking news: Donald just got basing rights to Greenland and excluded those other foes from trying it too.
I expect Hawaiian judge to order Trump to tear up the agreement.
Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2026 06:25 PM (EDv9m)
58
53 "TRIGGERED student allegedly KICKS and SPITS on conservative"
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Start beating the shit out of these people. They'll stop.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 18, 2026 06:24 PM (pE12i)
The overall problem with our side is we are too “nice”. “ Niceness” is going to get people killed.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:25 PM (Gqar8)
59 >>A non-profit is being set-up to defend conservatives from the left's unending lawfare
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There's also SFFA (Students for Fair Admissions), which was the plaintiff in the anti-DEI cases at Harvard and UNC at SCOTUS. Narrow focus, but they do legal work for conservatives.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 06:26 PM (mmrXZ)
60
Hmm, I dunno on that gal's ass. I need to see more to make a judgement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
61 I hope their image obsesses her and drives her insane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 06
I think she is so whacked out on Xanax she doesn’t really think - or feel- at all.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns.
There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America.
Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval.
For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation.
Posted by: Stateless
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:28 PM (+UcOf)
67
I took a master's degree in librarianship because: I had a background of extensive general knowledge useful to the general public; knew how to do research; had some experience as a library assistant at my undergraduate institution; and importantly, WAS ABLE TO PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE thanks to a job, a supportive family, and qualifying for a professional discount. Just saying. And I quit the field after 21 productive years because I got sick of it when the likes of that pathetic girl took control of the field. Just saying.
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at September 18, 2026 06:28 PM (5ayY3)
johnny maga
@johnnymaga
·
2h
RFK's tie catches Trump's attention in the Oval Office:
"I love his tie. I want to get a nice thin — where do you get a tie like that? It’s the thinnest tie I've ever — It’s almost like a rope. He wants to show off his chest. See, I don't—that's the big difference." 😭
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)
71
Larded, with Lipids, she is.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:28 PM (Gqar
I am not, in the main, an ass man. However a well toned, shapely ass bouncing around in workout pants like two cats in a sack?
I am a woman fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
72The data show that the certificate reported one student in fall 2023, when coursework for the program began, before dropping to zero in fall 2024 and remaining at zero in fall 2025.
That one kid in 2023 must have felt quite special with the one-on-one tutoring.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 06:29 PM (6ydKt)
73
So we have a serious problem here. And this is where all the typical people are going to bow up and push back.
Fine.
We have retards everywhere. Mostly in cities. But we also have an exceptional density of retards in that area from Boston to Philly to DC and back. And San Fran and South. And Seattle to Portland.
Its doesn't matter "how many fine 'rons and 'ettes" live in those spaces. Those spaces are the problem.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:30 PM (v0hnI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:30 PM (d5Pps)
75
Would love to be inside Canada PM Carney's head right now. "Trump has taken Greenland. We've been flanked. Steiner will come"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (oUMhY)
76
Danger to 'people of color' admits they are likely to break laws.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)
77
65 60 Hmm, I dunno on that gal's ass. I need to see more to make a judgement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Larded, with Lipids, she is.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:28 PM
Y’all have to be kidding about this, right? Because that is not a big rear end. If she is doing the 60m, she is exploding off the start and would have the glutes to show for it.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
78
A great rectification and reset needs to happen because far too many are badly broke
Buggy LLMs have nothing on buggy murderous humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (2GVsD)
79
The retards will always be with us.
-Thomas More, probably
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)
80
That one kid in 2023 must have felt quite special with the one-on-one tutoring.
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We'll probably use a class average.
Posted by: Lou Grant, Faculty Member at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (TN0g+)
81
71 Larded, with Lipids, she is.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:28 PM (Gqar
I am not, in the main, an ass man. However a well toned, shapely ass bouncing around in workout pants like two cats in a sack?
I am a woman fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)
18 stone by 40.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:32 PM (Gqar8)
82The overall problem with our side is we are too “nice”. “ Niceness” is going to get people killed.
Its not "nice". Its "I don't want to go to jail".
The fascination with Andrew Branca is a big part of the problem with "our" side.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:32 PM (v0hnI)
83
Y’all have to be kidding about this, right? Because that is not a big rear end. If she is doing the 60m, she is exploding off the start and would have the glutes to show for it.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hold thy fire, piper. Note me at 71.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
Hold thy fire, piper. Note me at 71.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06
Normal women the world over breath a sigh of relief. 😊
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
85
18 stone by 40.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:32 PM (Gqar
Hush, you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
86
A young doctor/engineer was shot and killed earlier today by the police. His auntie witness said he was shot in the back. Will the city burn tonight?
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 06:34 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
89
85 18 stone by 40.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:32 PM (Gqar
Hush, you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
Heh.It is Friday, fun to yank a chain or two!
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:35 PM (Gqar8)
90
I am not, in the main, an ass man. However a well toned, shapely ass bouncing around in workout pants like two cats in a sack?
I am a woman fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Toned butts beat rubber butts every time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (+UcOf)
91
41 A PhD in - Media Communication?? What the Hell?? Talk about pissing away your money. She didn’t even learn how to dress, or pick out non dipshit eyeglasses. Just what is it you are trying to “ communicate” here, sweetie?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar
In her favor, she didn't say "like" every other word; she was actually pretty articulate. If she had chosen to do actual good with her skills instead of the drivel she embraced, she would have been employed steadily. But, actions have consequences.
Posted by: moki at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (wLjpr)
92t is Friday, fun to yank a chain or two!
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:35 PM
On IT!
Posted by: Jeffrey "The Toob" Toobin at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (0sNs1)
93 A young doctor/engineer was shot and killed earlier today by the police. His auntie witness said he was shot in the back. Will the city burn tonight?
Posted by: nckate
Which city?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)
94Y’all have to be kidding about this, right? Because that is not a big rear end. If she is doing the 60m, she is exploding off the start and would have the glutes to show for it.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
And once again, a women tells all the men what they should like when looking at a woman.
Note ... men do not do this. Only women.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (v0hnI)
95 I'm seeing all kinds of posts saying, more or less, "We need to normalize a 32-hour, 4-day week where we work from home two days." If you have the sort of job where that's possible, you can likely be replaced by AI tout de suite.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 06:38 PM (eRlcH)
BREAKING: DHS confirms to
@FoxNews
that a rideshare driver arrested in Montgomery County, MD for allegedly kidnapping & raping an underage girl during a ride is an illegal alien from the African country of Guinea who was caught & released at the AZ border by the Biden admin in 2023. He also has a prior rap sheet of sexually assaulting a minor in NYC from earlier this year.
DHS says Abdoulaye Dia of Lanham crossed the border illegally into Lukevilke, AZ on December 21, 2023 (one of the days my team and I were there doing live shots showing masses of African men crossing illegally), but was released into the U.S. by Border Patrol.
Dia was arrested by NYPD on June 10th for sexual abuse by forcible compulsion, forcible touching – sexual/intimate parts of another person, injure child less than 17, and sexual abuse without consent.
He’s now been arrested by police in Maryland for allegedly kidnapping and raping an underage teen girl during an Empower rideshare in which he was the driver. Police say he took her to a parking lot and raped her in his vehicle, and they believe there are more victims.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)
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58 53 "TRIGGERED student allegedly KICKS and SPITS on conservative"
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Start beating the shit out of these people. They'll stop.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 18, 2026 06:24 PM (pE12i)
The overall problem with our side is we are too “nice”. “ Niceness” is going to get people killed.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:25 PM (Gqar
Damn, I wish I remembered who posted it. Leftists ramp up violence and tone it down after their demands are met. Conservatives have families, jobs, stuff to lose and only have a binary choice - Peaceful change, peaceful change, peaceful change, KILL THEM ALL.
The Beginnings Poem by Rudyard Kipling
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the English began to hate.
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 06:38 PM (enNUy)
99
A young doctor/engineer was shot and killed earlier today by the police. His auntie witness said he was shot in the back. Will the city burn tonight?
Posted by: nckate
Charlotte?
Posted by: Rainbird at September 18, 2026 06:38 PM (fGj4e)
100
>>>75 Would love to be inside Canada PM Carney's head right now. "Trump has taken Greenland. We've been flanked. Steiner will come"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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If he loses Alberta he loses easy access to Chyna.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:39 PM (+UcOf)
Jeanneau had a nice display. A bunch of one design rockets which was nice to see.
Don't know if this is the one you are looking at but they also had a Sun Odyssey 415. Nice boat. Huge cockpit and twin wheels. Hope it works out for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)
103
Shot in back with hands up saying don't shoot?
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
104 Would love to be inside Canada PM Carney's head right now.
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Can't survive for long in a vacuum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (eRlcH)
105
101 From Guinea. Doesn't that make him Italian?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Guinea by proxy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (+UcOf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (d5Pps)
107
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (v0hnI)
Howdy and thank you for weighing in with your Salutations. Have a good evening.
BTW, I think Buenos Dias is more of a morning greeting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (JrHfD)
108
94 Y’all have to be kidding about this, right? Because that is not a big rear end. If she is doing the 60m, she is exploding off the start and would have the glutes to show for it.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Okay so her ass isn't big.. But she is a big ass....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:42 PM (+gK6I)
109
Haven't seen a report on these Greenland comments
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)
110
107 Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:37 PM (v0hnI)
Howdy and thank you for weighing in with your Salutations. Have a good evening.
BTW, I think Buenos Dias is more of a morning greeting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (JrHfD)
Thought that was Buenos Aires - but, I’m not from Brazil, so
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:43 PM (Gqar8)
111
Interesting there is a silent growing majority who are saying they will vote for Blakeman over Hochul in NY. I guess letting an illegal alien who sexually assaulted a citizen free and bowing to the muslim cult in a hijab wasn’t quite the boost she thought it was.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 18, 2026 06:43 PM (AhCY4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:43 PM (d5Pps)
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108 94 Y’all have to be kidding about this, right? Because that is not a big rear end. If she is doing the 60m, she is exploding off the start and would have the glutes to show for it.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 06:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Okay so her ass isn't big.. But she is a big ass....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:42 PM (+gK6I)
With a Biggish ass -
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (Gqar8)
114Howdy and thank you for weighing in with your Salutations. Have a good evening.
Stop lying. You don't give two shits about my evening. You're just virtue-signalling for the crowd.
And I hope yours sucks.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (v0hnI)
115
Canada along with Iran is betting they can swing the midterms to Democrats and that will be of benefit to them.
I can’t wait to see what happens after the election.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (AhCY4)
116
Here, I have to get back to work...with beer. Of which, I asked at the beer store and they said most American brands were brewed here in Canada.
Anyways. CBC - Greenland - 2 parts.
U.S. President Donald Trump said Friday he has a deal with Denmark to bolster the U.S. military presence in Greenland after months of threatening to take island by force from the NATO ally.
Trump in a social media post announcing the deal said the agreement "gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns."
He added that with the agreement his administration would "immediately" begin the process of developing a larger military presence on the mineral-rich Danish territory.
117
Howdy and thank you for weighing in with your Salutations. Have a good evening.
BTW, I think Buenos Dias is more of a morning greeting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (JrHfD)
Correct.. Buenos Noches is good evening
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)
The office of Denmark's prime minister, Mette Frederiksen, said the deal will be signed by three governments next week during the United Nations General Assembly, but parliamentary action is still needed by the Danish and Greenland governments before it can be enforced.
In a statement she said "the agreement recognizes the sovereignty and territorial integrity" of Greenland and Denmark and upholds both people's right "to self-determination."
With his return to the White House last year, Trump called on Denmark to sell the island to the United States, while insisting that Greenland is crucial for U.S. security. He pointedly wouldn't rule out taking the island by military force, even though Denmark is a NATO ally of the U.S.
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117 Howdy and thank you for weighing in with your Salutations. Have a good evening.
BTW, I think Buenos Dias is more of a morning greeting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 06:41 PM (JrHfD)
Correct.. Buenos Noches is good evening
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)
Thought it was Buenos Nachos.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:45 PM (Gqar8)
121
Well that’s definitely not a kale eating booty. Plus kale eaters usually have nice cans.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 18, 2026 06:45 PM (AhCY4)
122
Evening all. Dialed in to check because my daughter just told me about the Greenland thing.
So Greenland renamed Trumpland in three...two.....?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)
124
Thought it was Buenos Nachos.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 06:45 PM (Gqar
Correct, but only during the watching of sporting events
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026 06:46 PM (+gK6I)
125
He’s now been arrested by police in Maryland for allegedly kidnapping and raping an underage teen girl during an Empower rideshare in which he was the driver. Police say he took her to a parking lot and raped her in his vehicle, and they believe there are more victims.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 06:38 PM (ndZc7)
Shut down that rideshare for not vetting its drivers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:47 PM (d5Pps)
127
Well that’s definitely not a kale eating booty. Plus kale eaters usually have nice cans.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 18, 2026 06:45 PM (AhCY4)
Well, we cant see her boobs because her arm... ah. Good point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)
128 Thought it was Buenos Nachos.
Posted by: tubal
That's Spanish for goooood cracker!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 06:47 PM (Cqx++)
129 The woman's butt isn't big. The way she is posing makes it look big.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 06:47 PM (/QHx4)
130
And it was a cute show. No gays, no blacks, cute 'talking' dog.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)
All the typical "men are disgusting" posts followed. Hey, maybe you women should just cover yourselves up head to toe. Then men won't sexualize you!
I mean....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 06:48 PM (1Ff7Z)
131
The office of Denmark's prime minister, Mette Frederiksen, said the deal will be signed by three governments next week during the United Nations General Assembly, but parliamentary action is still needed by the Danish and Greenland governments before it can be enforced.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b)
Sure, we need the Danes and Greenlanders to help enforce it with a pen and ink.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:49 PM (uhVAy)
132Don't know if this is the one you are looking at but they also had a Sun Odyssey 415. Nice boat. Huge cockpit and twin wheels. Hope it works out for you.
Our sailing club has one of those. The Cicero Spouse likes it quite a lot. I believe monthly rent on a 42-ft slip runs close to $4k.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 06:49 PM (guGkK)
133
The CBC doesn't have a comment section anymore, because liberals hate truth pointed out.
Oh, and I'm sorry. MLB used to have a comment section but it disappeared back when I gave a damn and repeatedly asked why a captive Canadian audience should cheer for any team Rogers craps out on the field because the team is Canadian and Rogers won't spend cash to win.
I'm sure there were other reasons, but I'm sure I helped
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 06:51 PM (d5Pps)
139
Jersey Mike's fans; if you like their #13 italian, they have a new "Hot Italian" sandwich which is basically the same except the melt the cheese and instead of oil & vinegar they use a hot pepper relish.
It's actually pretty tasty.
Probably the closest thing Jersey Mike's makes compared to a Firehouse sandwich.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)
140
I read an article on why female track and field athletes basically participate in just panties now.
The argument was a few years ago a woman had a full body super aerodynamic suit and won a race because of it so now anything that provides coverage is discouraged
But...it is funny. The male gaze is "bad". Sweeney is terrible for looking good in an ad for sports betting...But female athletes participate in their underwear
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 06:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 06:51 PM (/QHx4)
142
>>Our sailing club has one of those. The Cicero Spouse likes it quite a lot. I believe monthly rent on a 42-ft slip runs close to $4k.
Whatever you do, don't take her on a Swan 51. She might love it and then you'd be really screwed.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)
143But...it is funny. The male gaze is "bad". Sweeney is terrible for looking good in an ad for sports betting...But female athletes participate in their underwear.
Think of a man. Then take away reason and accountability.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:52 PM (v0hnI)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
145
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:44 PM (v0hnI)
Actually I do. I pray for you. And I won’t have a bad evening becauseunlike you I don’t hate most people and I am not disappointed in my spouse.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 06:53 PM (JrHfD)
146
No way can Clancy get away with those murders.
It would be known now and forever as the Clancy defense, and all the felonious a**holes would be using it.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 06:54 PM (NFX2v)
147 27 The lady in Job Crisis vid is almost a caricature. I think she should look for a cashier job at a convenience store. They're hiring
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 06:13 PM
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If I understand correctly, she gloated over Charlie Kirk's death, probably on social media, and in doing so made herself unemployable in her 'field.' That's why she can't get a job.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2026 06:54 PM (iTNuP)
Trump secures Greenland deal that allows massive US military expansion and bans competitors like China
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
149
DDG news feed previews Trump and Paxton twice; Trump banning those news organizations twice but no mention of US obtaining conservatorship over Greenland.
They are still working on a way to piss the lede.
-- > here's an idea, it adds more stress to the budget?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:55 PM (+UcOf)
150Actually I do. I pray for you. And I won’t have a bad evening becauseunlike you I don’t hate most people and I am not disappointed in my spouse.
Then go sit on his lap. Make him a sandwich. Blow him. I don't care.
Just leave me alone. Which is, of course, what you just can't do.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 06:55 PM (v0hnI)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)
154
Speaking of the evils of the male gaze...I was in a store playing Olivia Rodrigo.
Now I googled her last week so I get her appeal, she has nice legs and wears mini dresses but...the girl can't sing. At all. This isn't like Madonna or Britney Spears were the singing talent is limited...Rodrigo is there to look good and that's it.
So why the hell would you play her on the radio?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm)
"Beatrice Adler-Bolton is a disabled and chronically ill writer and political theorist, who has been a leading voice in pushing the left to advance and expand its analysis of disability and illness as the basis of a new mass politics of health."
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)
Yep, we had five of the darlings. Only one had bloat.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 06:57 PM (/QHx4)
157
All the typical "men are disgusting" posts followed. Hey, maybe you women should just cover yourselves up head to toe. Then men won't sexualize you!
I mean....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 06:48 PM (1Ff7Z)
If muslim women in the West wanted to cover up YET still get some respect, here's what they should do.
Change the niqabs into Horta costumes from Star Trek. It's be cute for a while. We'd all get a laugh and they could push out the microwaves from the store without anyone asking.
It would be known now and forever as the Clancy defense, and all the felonious a**holes would be using it.
When the left tells you they want an end to the "prison industrial complex" what do you think they mean?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 06:57 PM (sKqQm)
159
The big dogs are great. They just don't live very long.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 06:57 PM (fGj4e)
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The only thing, THE ONLY THING, that would be good about a Kamala Harris presidency would be the fact that Hillary Clinton would have to live with the fact that the first female president of the United States was NOT Hillary Clinton.
Granted, she might not live long with that fact. It might just be the final straw and Hillary might pull a 'Scanners' style exit.
Strangely, Hillary and Kamala suffer from a similar affliction. People halfway convince themselves that either might be an acceptable president, then they put a camera on them and let them talk and people remember why they just can't do it.
Posted by: JB1000 at September 18, 2026 06:58 PM (3hf1b)
161 The witches complaining about Sweeney are jealous of her body and money.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 06:58 PM (/QHx4)
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When the left tells you they want an end to the "prison industrial complex" what do you think they mean?
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I know what they mean--they want to empty the prisons of criminals and then place us inside them instead. You can ban capitalism without having a place to lock up those of us who would violate such a prohibition.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 06:59 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 07:01 PM (/QHx4)
167The witches complaining about Sweeney are jealous of her body and money.
The first thing we got after 1920s men stupidly signed onto women voting ?
Prohibition. Collectively - they've still burying dead sons, brothers, and in some cases fathers.
So, of course, Priority Number One was making hubby sober up and walk the line. Tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about a women with even a sniff of authority.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 07:01 PM (v0hnI)
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The big dogs are great. They just don't live very long.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 06:57 PM (fGj4e)
A friend took in a rescue Great Pyrenees puppy. He is up to 185.
...
He lost his license, now he don't drive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)
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The witches complaining about Sweeney are jealous of her body and money.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 06:58 PM (/QHx4)
And her sunny, genuinely happy personality. She does not give a shot about the scolds. And refuses to play by their rules.
And, I say again, she's a gear-head. Very nice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 18, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
170
Pretty cool that we now pretty much own Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
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In a lot of ways, she reminds me of Kate Upton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)
172
When the left tells you they want an end to the "prison industrial complex" what do you think they mean?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 06:57 PM (sKqQm)
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They mean the hardened criminal class out, and the political "fascist racists" in.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (rj6Yv)
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> I read an article on why female track and field athletes basically participate in just panties now.
Here's a picture from the 1960 Olympics.
https://rb.gy/lj134o
The modern cut is a little bit higher in the back and the material is spandex. But is it really all that different?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (mkw2N)
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A friend took in a rescue Great Pyrenees puppy. He is up to 185.
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I've encountered only 2 Great Pyrenees dogs my entire life and both were very, very nice dogs.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)
175She also says the cameras are a "danger" to "people of color."
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)
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I've encountered only 2 Great Pyrenees dogs my entire life and both were very, very nice dogs.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)
Hes just a giant, fluffy puppy.
Who headbutts when he gets excited.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:04 PM (zZu0s)
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Pretty cool that we now pretty much own Greenland.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
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President Trump effectively expanded the territory of the United States by a significant margin (Greenland is 25% bigger than Alaska).
179 They mean the hardened criminal class out, and the political "fascist racists" in.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (rj6Yv)
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That's not a joke. They're talking about "holding us accountable" after Trump is gone. And piss on your Constitutional protections.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:05 PM (eRlcH)
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176 Kate Upton, or Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)
Yes.
No I meant their smiles take a beautiful on paper face and actually seem luminous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:05 PM (zZu0s)
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154 Speaking of the evils of the male gaze...I was in a store playing Olivia Rodrigo.
Now I googled her last week so I get her appeal, she has nice legs and wears mini dresses but...the girl can't sing. At all. This isn't like Madonna or Britney Spears were the singing talent is limited...Rodrigo is there to look good and that's it.
So why the hell would you play her on the radio?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm)
No, she was on 'Bizaardvark' which was actually a pretty funny show and one of my favorites. They made funny musical videos. Girl can sing.
A lot of her songs are with very little instruments drowning her out. "Driver's License" is basically her. She had a beautiful video just her on a piano. And she was really sweet. I still follow her. I think she's still alright personally.
Music-wise. People can judge here. Olivia playing the piano and singing. That's it. 3 minutes.
https://tinyurl.com/y532hy6y
'Bizaardvark' was a great show. 'Pretty-Con' still makes me laugh out loud 20 times and I've seen it a few times.
182That's not a joke. They're talking about "holding us accountable" after Trump is gone. And piss on your Constitutional protections.
And yet, you'll hear the "stop and smell the roses" crap all the way along the march. As well as the "at least get in line" scolds. From those you think are on your side.
Posted by: Buenos Dias at September 18, 2026 07:06 PM (v0hnI)
183 I've encountered only 2 Great Pyrenees dogs my entire life and both were very, very nice dogs.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)
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When I moved into the house before HM came down, I was taking a walk one evening past a sheep fold that had a Pyr in it. That dog made it very clear I was to keep moving.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:07 PM (eRlcH)
184
President Trump effectively expanded the territory of the United States by a significant margin (Greenland is 25% bigger than Alaska).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Of course, we're going to have to start calling it Trumpland now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:09 PM (6ydKt)
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President Trump effectively expanded the territory of the United States by a significant margin (Greenland is 25% bigger than Alaska).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Of course, we're going to have to start calling it Trumpland now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)
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I'm OK with that. He's earned it.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 07:11 PM (/QHx4)
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Will it be a net positive or negative to the treasury?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)
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Considering the vast untapped resources that are likely hidden under the glaciers, I suspect the United States will make out like a bandit.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 07:12 PM (NnhvP)
196
I am less than a month away from spending a couple of days with some of the most fascinating, funny and knowledgeable people on earth.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:13 PM (UdrMW)
197
Khalil is not a citizen and would make a very bad one if he became one; he should be sent home before that happens.
He is free to criticize the Great Satan of America and the Little Satan of Israel from Algeria or Syria.
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How about not letting them come in the first place? ICE should recoup deportation costs from the university.
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2026 07:16 PM (ZNpJk)
198
I have to say: I agree with the mayor for different reasons. SURE, cameras would help track down criminals. But power is fungible. If white folks were commiting most of the crimes, you can be damn sure she would be putting up a camera every half block.
This is one of those things where our Overton window has gotten moved and I am not sure we realize it. We should.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)
199
The job crisis woman is in the FO phase of FAFO. I don't think studying librarianship is going to result in a job, everything is going online in that industry. But it's not about finding a job, it's about accumulating more student debt that I'm sure she hopes a future president will forgive.
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (ZNpJk)
20038 I am still trying to wrap my head around the baby murder case and why awfl women think it was an OK thing to do.
. . .
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 06:18 PM (I43vL)
Heads full of snakes, and Team Woman.
Remember: the Patriarchy isn't just a lie, it's projection. Most people are too profoundly unimaginative to make things up from scratch. If they're saying something about you that you know is false, then you should take it as given that they're doing it or want to. Combine that with twisty-windy minds that can hold opposite rationalizations if it's to their perceived benefit, and there you go.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (ke3zm)
201 Okay so her ass isn't big.. But she is a big ass....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2026
Zero argument here!
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
202
158. When the left tells you they want an end to the "prison industrial complex" what do you think they mean?
Posted by: 18-1
The model for my county. 👆🏻
Best I can figure, good jobs with old fashion pensions for relatives. And to get the prisoners out and onto Medicaid as quickly as possible.
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5 years ago, the democrats took the county council and more.
Delaware County (Delco), PA has cut its prison population by over 50% since 2012—dropping from an average of over 2,000 inmates to under 1,000—while simultaneously transitioning the George W. Hill Correctional Facility from private for-profit management back to public county control in April 2022.
Historic’ $40 Million Project to Modernize Concord & Thornbury’s George W. Hill Facility, 2023
Building trades union signs historic deal with Delaware County for work at prison
Almost $40 million of work to be done at facility over three years, 2023
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And do the inmates allegedly have it made nowadays! Reentry & Case Management; Substance Use & Mental Health Support; Education & Life Skills; Innovative & Vocational Programs.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (NFX2v)
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I am still trying to wrap my head around the baby murder case and why awfl women think it was an OK thing to do.
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Feminists hate children. Full stop.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (f0sNM)
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Will it be a net positive or negative to the treasury?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)
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Considering the vast untapped resources that are likely hidden under the glaciers, I suspect the United States will make out like a bandit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:11 PM (FZ29D)
Even without that, we can start putting in bases and air defense radars that will help protect us, so its worth a little expense.
Plus we can exile people to Greenland bases and save those living in Alaska a break.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)
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TRIGGERED student allegedly KICKS and SPITS on conservative
A student at Southern Connecticut State University allegedly kicked and spit on a conservative. pic.twitter.com/HI2DIZLsFs
— Campus Reform
A product not just of radical indoctrination but also I suspect of never having been told "no" or required to adhere to standard social behavioral norms because she's a girl.
Posted by: At least I think she is at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (TbWk/)
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158. When the left tells you they want an end to the "prison industrial complex" what do you think they mean?
Posted by: 18-1
They want to use prisoners as their own version of Storm Troopers, like Germany did under Hitler.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:24 PM (uhVAy)
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And do the inmates allegedly have it made nowadays! Reentry & Case Management; Substance Use & Mental Health Support; Education & Life Skills; Innovative & Vocational Programs.
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They don't really believe criminals can be taught not to crime but they have a lot of friends willing to sell "rehabilitation services" to the county
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 07:25 PM (f0sNM)
208
Here's a picture from the 1960 Olympics.
https://rb.gy/lj134o
The modern cut is a little bit higher in the back and the material is spandex. But is it really all that different?
Posted by: bonhomm
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The big blonde is East German, right?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 07:28 PM (+UcOf)
209
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Considering the vast untapped resources that are likely hidden under the glaciers, I suspect the United States will make out like a bandit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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DyNoMite!!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (+UcOf)
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#55: "And the damned lawyers.. How do they get so many chances ?And who pays for the lawyers... I'm betting we do..."
A lot of Big Law firms require their attorneys to give many hours "pro bono" and somehow, representing illegals and terrorists seems to be high of their list of preferred "pro bono" clientele. Dorsey & Whitney, for example, is a huge (700 attys) firm with offices all over the US and around the globe. Their lawyers proudly spent endless hours representing the unlawful combatants captured in the War on Terror and housed at Gitmo, and the firm brags about it on their website. So it's D & W's other clients whose fees cover the costs of giving top flight representation to scumbags who'd slit all their throats in a NY second. Idiot do-gooders.
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2026 07:46 PM (J7jo9)
MAHA: Get Your Kids Off Their Screens and Make Them Live Actual Life, Says RFKJr.
The Department of Health and Human Services has a challenge for American parents and children: "Live real life."
I think that's a challenge for all of us.
For example, garrett spends most of his days online trolling for gay cyberex. That's no way to live. He should be out there in the real world, dressed like a highway pirate from The Road Warrior, giving handjobs under the bridge.
The way it used to be.
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HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. exclaimed, "Today, adolescents -- a 16-year-old spends an average of 8.5 hours a day on screens. Even toddlers spend two, three hours on screens every day. Only one in four high school students has at least 60 minutes of physical activity each day." No wonder kids are unhealthier, lonelier, and more dysfunctional than ever.
Dr. Mehmet Oz, the Medicare and Medicaid administrator, pointed out, "This is the first generation of young people in America who are not growing up living just with their screens. They're living through their screens."
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Kennedy reflected on his own experience in childhood. "You know, when I was growing up, I spent a lot of time in the woods, and walking in creeks, and outside playing with my brothers and sisters playing sports in the yard, getting scrapes, climbing trees, catching animals, and that connected me to something larger than myself."
Such an experience, Kennedy noted, "was shared by 10,000 generations of human beings that lived before there were laptops, before there were smartphones, and we have responsibility as parents, and as a government health agency. to do everything we can to get our children out into those experiences again, and prepare them for life." This is how we transform the future.
This is the way.
On the other hand: the left-wing fascists are now actively urging their weak, fat followers to be even weaker and fatter than they are now. "Fascists," by which they mean "non-communist mutant normies," may be fit, but it a revolutionary virtue to be weak and unhealthy.
Here, here! I support this agenda with all of my soul.
Our children get one childhood, and we cannot allow screens to replace the real-world experiences they need to grow and thrive.
Through the Office of the Surgeon General’s Live Real Life initiative, we are giving families practical tools to put technology in its proper place… pic.twitter.com/tO3XRPi9aK
Stu Smith
@thestustustudio
Sep 5
🚨 Da'Shaun L. Harrison at Socialism 2026 argues that the policing of "Black fat flesh" is foundational to broader "entire systems of governance."
"Without a population to discipline, there would be no BMI, no obesity epidemic, and no medical or scientific institutions organized around managing fatness," Harrison says.
Harrison argues that diet culture trains "obedience," "self-denial," and "discipline," before expanding the framework into what Harrison calls "body fascism."
That includes state efforts to define which bodies are protected or erased, calls for sovereignty intended to maintain borders, and the treatment of Black flesh itself.
Harrison then turns to Ozempic and other GLP-1 drugs, arguing that the broader effort to treat fatness as a public-health problem cannot be separated from Blackness.
At this point, I am genuinely at a loss for words.
🚨 Da’Shaun L. Harrison at Socialism 2026 argues that the policing of “Black fat flesh” is foundational to broader "entire systems of governance."
“Without a population to discipline, there would be no BMI, no obesity epidemic, and no medical or scientific institutions organized… pic.twitter.com/GP4foaTgUJ
Stu Smith
@thestustustudio
🚨 "The More Dysgenic, the Better": Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the "Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists"
At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that "fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism" and says the goal should not be to become "more useful to the ruling order."
She says the left should not try to beat fascists "at their own game" by becoming "fitter, more eugenic."
"In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think."
She closes by arguing that revolution is not "a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies" and that the very idea is itself fascist.
🚨 “The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists”
At Socialism 2026, Adler-Bolton argues that “fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism” and says the goal should not be to… pic.twitter.com/aK13lgiVGH
Anyone have any gains to report? Or any interests, hobbies, or projects to promote/recommend?
I did a quick 48 hour fast. Supposedly, a fast this short (actually, the "Monk Fast" is supposed to go for 36 hours) does not result in any loss of muscle, but gives you a quick bit of weight control.
It also gets you back into ketosis if you've fallen off due to one too many cheat days. I did the 48 hour fast ten days ago and I remained in ketosis since then despite not being super-low carb, just moderately low-carb. I went out of it again this morning (after having some french fries) so I guess I'll try it again on Monday and Tuesday and see if I get the same result.
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"For example, garrett spends most of his days online trolling for gay cyberex. That's no way to live. He should be out there in the real world, dressed like a highway pirate from The Road Warrior, giving handjobs under the bridge.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 05:04 PM (TN0g+)
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No real gainz...been maintaining my weight loss from the big South Beach Diet Gainz. But recent backsliding has put me up a few.
My goal is to get 17 pounds off by the end of the year, so going to be trying OMAD at least 3 days a week and getting some cardio in with the weight work.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8)
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"In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think."
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Nothing like getting fat and gross on purpose to Own The Cons.
Fucking retards
Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)
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Love the gray. For the zillionth time, ace, keep it. Much much (note: not "way") better than the normal setup.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 05:06 PM (U/Byj)
19He should be out there in the real world, dressed like a highway pirate from The Road Warrior, giving handjobs under the bridge.
At least don’t fo it for free. Get a liter of gasoline or something. Have some pride in your work enough to get paid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)
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My gains were I ran over 35 miles in the mountains last weekend in 24 hours and my body has not recovered 100 percent yet this week. And it's too hot to swim. I hate summer. 98 degrees in September is retarded.
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (enNUy)
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We're there gay highway pirates in Road Warrior? It has been a long time since I saw the movies. Remember Thunderdome most (as it was always the one in heavy rotation on cable.) The second one was shown infrequently and it was not until college that I saw the first movie... which i do not remember because: reasons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (AKptf)
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Under the Bridge. Great song. Do not remember the sex part.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)
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My gains were I ran over 35 miles in the mountains last weekend in 24 hours and my body has not recovered 100 percent yet this week. And it's too hot to swim. I hate summer. 98 degrees in September is retarded.
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (enNUy)
It is oddly jarring to do a workout now and still feel drained in the afternoon. Must be something I ate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
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My kids are very active. They play sports and seem to always be at practice. They also ride their bikes a lot.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Cortez at September 18, 2026 05:08 PM (DWeVH)
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Screens aren't the only problem. The Total Control of kids (not allowed to just go find trouble, scheduled out the wazoo, etc) started long before then. I think there are pop culture terms for all this but I of course won't know them.
Can it all be traced to the ridiculous McMartin pre-school hoax in Manhattan Beach waaaay back? Or was the generation of parents that started this just a disastrous failure waiting to happen anyway?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 05:08 PM (U/Byj)
27 On the other hand: the left-wing fascists are now actively urging their weak, fat followers to be even weaker and fatter than they are now.
Those were some hilariously blockheaded individuals up on that stage advocating for the jellyfish lifestyle in order to "own" we fascists. And their verbiage was positively incomprehensible.
They'd all be served up on the first night's menu for the Burning Times.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (trSL4)
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Only one in four high school students has at least 60 minutes of physical activity each day.
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that's not good. What happened to PhysEd??
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (AKptf)
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I’ve added more legs and back to get serious in my lifts. If only I had a fren like Garret to spot me.
Posted by: Brometheus at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vwZVK)
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RFK spent a LOT of time dragging dead animals home. GAINZZ!
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (Gqar8)
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23 Under the Bridge. Great song. Do not remember the sex part.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar
It’s about heroin so sex is really out of the question once they start nodding off with a needle sticking out of their arm.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (6ydKt)
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Tyrus was making fun of the black-fat guy one night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
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We're there gay highway pirates in Road Warrior? It has been a long time since I saw the movies. Remember Thunderdome most
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I believe it was implied. Face Collander guy, who certainly had quite the gay body builder image going on, was very peeved when his special friend was killed. It was quite an emotional moment.
Posted by: We dont need another hero at September 18, 2026 05:11 PM (anL5R)
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My recent gain was swimming the 6.2 mile length of this reservoir despite being a decrepit old person. https://tinyurl.com/mrc9zf37
And only 14 minutes longer than what it took in the before-old-age times.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 18, 2026 05:11 PM (lfNXu)
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Live real life???
Those golfing vids are bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 05:12 PM (2WIwB)
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Were they all wearing masks at Socialism 2026? I guess it would help them be dysgenic.
Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2026 05:12 PM (FC7F4)
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60 minutes a day is a lot. I don't know if I ever did that. Maybe it’s an average and not necessarily every day. But still that is a lot of physical activity.
Some days you just veg out nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Cortez at September 18, 2026 05:12 PM (DWeVH)
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Heading to the pool for gainzz. There will be gainzz at least in terms of fauna-watching. College girls out trying to damage their skin in the sun are something.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 05:13 PM (U/Byj)
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I have a picture of a large group of people watching an outdoor event of some kind. Everyone in the photo has their phone out to record the event except for one elderly woman who is just watching and enjoying the moment and soaking it all in. Perfect example.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2026 05:13 PM (oiNtH)
40
My recent gain was swimming the 6.2 mile length of this reservoir despite being a decrepit old person. https://tinyurl.com/mrc9zf37
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where is that ??
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 05:13 PM (AKptf)
41
Can we get RFK to say "be fruitful and multiply" so more liberals will get themselves sterilized?
That would really show us!
Posted by: Leupold at September 18, 2026 05:13 PM (6/xRb)
42
I am trying to get back on the regular with the weights. I get quite a bit of walking and activity at work, but I want to start doing regular cardio on alternating days.
I HATE cardio. But it does feel good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:14 PM (zZu0s)
43
>>>We're there gay highway pirates in Road Warrior?
shyeah there were.
Posted by: Lord Humungus Hugging the Guy With Assless Chaps at September 18, 2026 05:14 PM (1wjle)
Losses, in a way. In the 90 days or so I've been in Hawaii, I've lost about 20 lbs. A little bit more active walking around and hiking some trails, but mostly just sticking to my keto diet, which is tough when you're in a new place with lots of (carby) food you want to try.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 05:14 PM (S43bs)
48
"In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think."
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Nothing like getting fat and gross on purpose to Own The Cons.
Fucking retards
Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)
Saw a round up of the previous fat savants and the death toll on them was pretty amazing. It was worse than the rock bands from the 70s, but from cupcakes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:14 PM (uhVAy)
49
GAINZZ - I've been working on a project. I'm a 28.5 year old white guy in Canada who needs to make a living after caregiving for 14 years with a high maintenance 105 year old dog that needs me around.
But I've been working on something. I'm excited about.
I'm taking a break but I'm kind of streamlining some processes. I call it The Machine but it's going to make the API calls to OpenAI, Perplexity, SpaceXAI easier as well as the Python to process everything for the other programs I'm using.
It sounds more complicated than it is. But I think it's a good idea. And if it doesn't work, I learned tons of stuff for the next project.
And AI has gone down!! My scripts for OpenAI were $0.34 ---AMERICAN DOLLARS. And Perplexity is cheaper than I thought too - $3 for something that took it 2 hours to finish. SOLD!!
I'm just happy to contribute to America's trillion dollar data centers.
50 We're there gay highway pirates in Road Warrior? It has been a long time since I saw the movies
The red mohawk sporting whack job had his bad self a fey blonde and twee feller riding on his vehicle. One could only assume they were swapping bodily fluids as he got most upset when Twee Boy Fren' was snuffed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (trSL4)
51
Don't laugh at me, but I've just started to get into Tai Chi. I'm in the beginner's stage that concentrates on flexibility and balance, while promoting muscle endurance. It's a lot easier to learn than I thought. Being over 29, I noticed a decrease in balance and, obviously, aches and pains associated with age. So I thought, what the hell...giving it a shot....and it's great. No equipment. Can do it anywhere. Twenty to thirty minutes every morning...we're done.
I'm working up to dynamic tension and antagonistic co-contraction, which are more advanced routines that focus on muscle definition and strength. Basically, you are putting one muscle group against another...
So, that's my Gainz moment. I'm actually enjoying it...and getting solid noticable results. Plus, the chicks dig it.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
Pitch Meeting is pretty funny about "The Odyssey".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP_LC4gcTuw
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (iJfKG)
53
Fort Collins, CO. aka Colorado's Northern hellhole.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 18, 2026 05:14 PM (lfNXu)
looks cold
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (AKptf)
54
> Without a population to discipline, there would be no BMI, no obesity epidemic, and no medical or scientific institutions organized around managing fatness
> Harrison argues that diet culture trains “obedience,” “self-denial,” and “discipline,”
Based on your repulsive body, I'd say you could use a lot more self-denial and discipline. But if you can demonstrate how lack of discipline and food centered epicureanism results in a healthy body, I'm ready to be amazed. So, hop to it, fatty.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (KGj36)
57
Why do these commie bitches always wear a mask when they lecture us?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (2WIwB)
58
It’s funny that liberals love to say how outdoorsy they are. They all claim to love hiking. And yet being fit is white supremacy.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (DWeVH)
59
looks cold
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (AKptf)
Nah, ~70 degrees this time of year.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (lfNXu)
60
I believe it was implied. Face Collander guy, who certainly had quite the gay body builder image going on, was very peeved when his special friend was killed. It was quite an emotional moment.
Posted by: We dont need another hero
Lord Humungous
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (wOO3z)
61
i thought hitler and his supporters were all into the deutsche jungen being physically fit. now goering is a role model?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (CWTWj)
62
"MAHA: Get Your Kids Off Their Screens and Make Them Live Actual Life, Says RFKJr."
Now that's crazy talk. How can we keep the pediatricians in business prescribing weight loss and diabetic drugs to 10 year olds? Do we expect the drug companies to not make billions in profits from the child hood obesity epidemic?
I say NO! Let them be fat.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (I43vL)
63
There was a bitch with a mask at the Food City today.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:17 PM (d5Pps)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)
65
Can we get RFK to say "be fruitful and multiply" so more liberals will get themselves sterilized?
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Seriously, what most people really need is meaning in their lives. Nothing gives meaning like raising kids. Its sad that most young people are thinking about career rather than getting started on family. I did the same thing and almost fcuked up completely. Late start, fantastic finish! There's nothing like sticking with the girl you married for a couple of decades and watching your kids grow up and you look at each other and go How the heck did that happen so fast?
Posted by: We dont need another hero at September 18, 2026 05:17 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Marooned at September 18, 2026 05:17 PM (W2rvL)
67
Let Da'Shaun and the rest be unhealthy and die young. A lot of those hippos from the "Body Positivity" movement are dead.
If progs want to die because of unhealthy eating, there body , their choice
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:17 PM (oUMhY)
68
Oh, and I laugh because I call what I'm working on 'the Pipeline' and Canadians seem to loathe those.
74
I believe it was implied. Face Collander guy, who certainly had quite the gay body builder image going on, was very peeved when his special friend was killed. It was quite an emotional moment.
Posted by: We dont need another hero
Lord Humungous
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He doesnt use his real name on grindr
Posted by: Gayrette at September 18, 2026 05:18 PM (anL5R)
75
>dressed like a highway pirate from The Road Warrior
It legit amuses me the number of 80s SF fans who don't (or won't) see that the original Road Warrior is one giant allegory for closeted gay men in the 70s. The subtext isn't sub-, it;s super. It's so super it should be flying around in a pink cape singing "heeere I come to save the gaaaaay"
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 18, 2026 05:19 PM (LgYtf)
76
51 Don't laugh at me, but I've just started to get into Tai Chi. I'm in the beginner's stage that concentrates on flexibility and balance, while promoting muscle endurance. It's a lot easier to learn than I thought. Being over 29, I noticed a decrease in balance and, obviously, aches and pains associated with age. So I thought, what the hell...giving it a shot....and it's great. No equipment. Can do it anywhere. Twenty to thirty minutes every morning...we're done.
I'm working up to dynamic tension and antagonistic co-contraction, which are more advanced routines that focus on muscle definition and strength. Basically, you are putting one muscle group against another...
So, that's my Gainz moment. I'm actually enjoying it...and getting solid noticable results. Plus, the chicks dig it.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
79
It’s funny that liberals love to say how outdoorsy they are. They all claim to love hiking. And yet being fit is white supremacy.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 18, 2026 05:16 PM (DWeVH)
Intellectual consistency is not in their repertoire.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 05:20 PM (uyiuo)
80
I believe it was implied. Face Collander guy, who certainly had quite the gay body builder image going on, was very peeved when his special friend was killed. It was quite an emotional moment.
Posted by: We dont need another hero
“Obviously I’m pro-gay. I made the gayest movie ever made… 300 is one of the gayest movies ever made. I always go, ‘Look, there are few movies where people come in straight and come out gay, and 300 is one of them.’”
Posted by: Zach Snyder at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (S43bs)
81
>dressed like a highway pirate from The Road Warrior
It legit amuses me the number of 80s SF fans who don't (or won't) see that the original Road Warrior is one giant allegory for closeted gay men in the 70s. The subtext isn't sub-, it;s super. It's so super it should be flying around in a pink cape singing "heeere I come to save the gaaaaay"
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 18, 2026 05:19 PM (LgYtf)
Not sure how the semi tanker full of sand fits into the allegory, but sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)
Monday squats:
1 set 305lbs x 8
1 set 255lbs x 8
1 set 260lbs x 8
Then a bunch of other lifting.
Wednesday bench:
1 set 215lbs x 8
1 set 190lbs x 8
2 sets 195lbs x 8
Then a bunch of other lifting.
Tuesday and Thursday I did 7.5km on the rower at max resistance in ~32 minutes. Then I hopped on the stairs at 1 step per second for 47 minutes.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (mkw2N)
83
Damn this site is getting all gay and shit.
Posted by: Pudinhead
And Garrett isn't even here yet!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (NnhvP)
84
Kennedy reflected on his own experience in childhood. "You know, when I was growing up, I spent a lot of time in the woods, and walking in creeks, and outside playing with my brothers and sisters playing sports in the yard, getting scrapes, climbing trees, catching animals, and that connected me to something larger than myself."
Yeah well this has been pretty much criminalized. First the population was terrorized using the Adam Walsh case, making parents believe this was the norm and child-murderers were lurking around every corner, so the helicopter parenting started. It became the cultural norm to either hover over your kids at all times or keep them indoors, otherwise you were a bad parent putting your children at grave risk. Now you can't let your kids walk home from a playground a block away from your house without catching a charge and CPS crawling up your ass.
Posted by: A scared people is more easily controlled at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)
85
Not sure how the semi tanker full of sand fits into the allegory, but sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)
I hate sand...
Posted by: Thrawn at September 18, 2026 05:22 PM (oPFtC)
86
I've started bench pressing again. I stopped years ago because I'm terrible at it and unrelated back problems made me scared I would arch my back during the exercise. Anyway, the kids have the old bench press set up in the garage and I said "hey, why not?" Anyway, I forgot it's kind of a fun exercise. It's so different from push ups.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 05:22 PM (SwyyQ)
87
The Road Warrior wasn't completely gay. Virginia Hey was in it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:22 PM (oUMhY)
88
COVID is "raging" now, donchano?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:18 PM (trSL4)
______________________
I ate in a Mexican Restaurant in Alvarado called "Don Chano Mexican". I thought it was a joke (donchano)...but the owner's name was really Don Chano. He lives there in Alvarado.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:22 PM (dIske)
89 Anyone have any gains to report? Or any interests, hobbies, or projects to promote/recommend?
I have an attempted gain...
The lovely and lively Mrs naturalfake and I have been living in our home for about 34 years, and
she decided that she would like us the redo the master bathroom.
So, fine. Why not?
Then we started looking around at pricing the dang thing and it looks like it will come out somewhere between $50-70K.
So, uh...we're rethinking things.
Honestly, if we're gonna cough up $70K, I rather buy a new house.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 05:23 PM (iJfKG)
90
My wife and I hike with dogs twice a week, and I shot an 80 today. I am posting this from my open shed where I can watch the local critters come and go all day long. I encourage all of my friends to be outside as much as possible. It's almost like a mini-vacation, even if it's only for an hour here or there.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2026 05:23 PM (vV6n9)
91
It legit amuses me the number of 80s SF fans who don't (or won't) see that the original Road Warrior is one giant allegory for closeted gay men in the 70s. The subtext isn't sub-, it;s super. It's so super it should be flying around in a pink cape singing "heeere I come to save the gaaaaay"
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 18, 2026 05:19 PM (LgYtf)
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That's more projection than a multiplex.
The whole point of the buggery in "Mad Max" and then gayness of "Road Warrior" was to highlight have savage and vile things were on the outside.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:23 PM (d5Pps)
93
So Orson has been "parting the wild horse's mane" eh?
its basically a martial art Slowed way way down
Go ahead "wave hands like clouds" and tell me it isn't?
Posted by: I think its actually excellent for balance, strength and joints at September 18, 2026 05:24 PM (anL5R)
94
Kennedy reflected on his own experience in childhood. "You know, when I was growing up, I spent a lot of time in the woods, and walking in creeks, and outside playing with my brothers and sisters playing sports in the yard, getting scrapes, climbing trees, catching animals, and that connected me to something larger than myself."
Posted by: A scared people is
I wonder if that's where he got his brain worm!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 05:24 PM (NnhvP)
95
Don't laugh at me, but I've just started to get into Tai Chi.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)
If I envision you taking out hordes of littles, Kramer-style, can I laugh?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 05:24 PM (uyiuo)
96
Like the fat guy mourning the Rancor.
Posted by: Boss Moss
$2/lb at Food City
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:25 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:25 PM (d5Pps)
100
Adding for transparency, when I go to work I am basically in a hermetically sealed studio for 8 hours at a time. Last week I managed two restroom breaks in one shift!
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2026 05:25 PM (vV6n9)
101 Speaking of The Road Warrior, the actress who portrayed the long haired blonde outfitted in white with shoulder pads, who I believe is still alive, passed through a prolonged and debilitating series of illnesses and afflictions. I cannot locate the article where I read about it, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (trSL4)
As part of household cleaning and reorganization, I finally have access to the Chuck Norris-endorsed Total Gym. Such gainz!
Also: I started doing a morning and evening walk again, just a few minutes with hand weights. It doesn't sound like much but since I resumed doing it I'm losing about 1/4 pound a day, down five pounds overall.
103
Been watching docs on hiking the AT. Every person is a drunk hippie, vegan, vegetarian gluten free, anxiety ridden person. But I guess that would be the only type of people who could take six months off their jobs?? to hike. Haven't seen any normals so far.
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (enNUy)
Yoga is also worth doing if you wark into it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 05:20 PM (xcxpd)
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I'm sure it is...but part of the fun of Tai Chi is making Bruce Lee sounds that annoy the hell out of my better half.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)
105
Text getting too blurry. Needs more bold wheat goodness.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:27 PM (d5Pps)
106
101
Speaking of The Road Warrior, the actress who portrayed the long haired blonde outfitted in white with shoulder pads, who I believe is still alive, passed through a prolonged and debilitating series of illnesses and afflictions. I cannot locate the article where I read about it, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (trSL4)
Living in an oil refinery can't be good for you.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)
107
Mad Max has a scene with a guy running off after losing his pants
the road warrior has assless chaps from here to the horizon
I am detecting a theme here
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 18, 2026 05:27 PM (jrgJz)
108
My wife and I hike with dogs twice a week, and I shot an 80 today. I am posting this from my open shed where I can watch the local critters come and go all day long. I encourage all of my friends to be outside as much as possible. It's almost like a mini-vacation, even if it's only for an hour here or there.
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Ditto - I have a nice backyard with a pool, and over the back fence is a creek, woods and then the backside of a highschool. Deer wander through the woods to the creek every morning and evening. Hawks nest in the very tall trees in the wood. We plant a lot of flowers every summer and I live on the back porch. Put a TV out there and watch baseball all summer long. Will soon be time to pack it all up and close the pool. Winter starts in late October and the sun doesn't reappear until the end of April most years.
Posted by: Cleveburger at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (anL5R)
I cannot live without my I Phone and Online Porn for comfort !!!!!
Life is so hard these days, and I need my daily online psychopathic therapy to make it through another day in Racccccccccccccccccist America !!!!!
I need the Government to survive because going to work is too Stessful .........
Posted by: Kyrie Grifter III at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (jGtoG)
112 Not sure how the semi tanker full of sand fits into the allegory, but sure.
Posted by: Oldcat
Sand in the vag? Don't pursue vags!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (trSL4)
113
Think of ow many movies in the 70s featured the wife or girlfriend getting raped and/or murdered.
Could explain why I avoid most 70s shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
114
Hiking down a mountain is harder than going up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (KGj36)
115
its basically a martial art Slowed way way down
Go ahead "wave hands like clouds" and tell me it isn't?
Posted by: I think its actually excellent for balance, strength and joints at September 18, 2026 05:24 PM (anL5R)
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Two of my friends (much older than I) shifted from karate to tai-chi because it was less kinetic and they already knew many of the moves.
Posted by: nckate at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (enNUy)
Seen any Argentinian chicks with great tanlines being chased by a governor?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)
117
Fat, addicted to gaming and stupid are no way to go through life son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer Kennedy at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (cCXR+)
118
If I envision you taking out hordes of littles, Kramer-style, can I laugh?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 05:24 PM (uyiuo)
__________________________
That episode was hilarious. It reminded my of Monty Python "The Meaning of Life."
"Just for that, young man, you will be playing against the Masters this afternoon." (cut to full contact rugby with some little kid getting hammered by an adult)
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)
119
My BP medicine dosage was quadrupled and the price went down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:29 PM (d5Pps)
120
Could explain why I avoid most 70s shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
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Come on, "Deathwish" is a classic.
122
Not sure how the semi tanker full of sand fits into the allegory, but sure.
Posted by: Oldcat
Sand in the vag? Don't pursue vags!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (trSL4)
Hes got a load he cant move in his rear.
Gah, I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)
123 Living in an oil refinery can't be good for you.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
That depends upon your definition of "good"
-- Giant Mutant Rats of DuPont's Chambers Works Site
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:30 PM (trSL4)
124
Think of ow many movies in the 70s featured the wife or girlfriend getting raped and/or murdered.
Could explain why I avoid most 70s shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
Watch the Mr Majestyk - his watermelon crop gets shot up by the bad guys before he goes all Rambo on them all.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
125
That sounds great Cleveburger! Deer are rare sightings here, but we have a family of foxes that shows up most mornings, hummingbirds, the occasional opossum, etc.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (vV6n9)
126
Come on, "Deathwish" is a classic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)
I dont like the trope. I hate the trope in movies or books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
127
Not sure how the semi tanker full of sand fits into the allegory, but sure.
Posted by: Oldcat
I'd lead a band of sex perverts to slaughter a community of normies for a tanker of baby oil.
Posted by: P-Diddy at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (S43bs)
128
I have a colander. Useless since I quit pasta.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (d5Pps)
129
Charlie Kirk facilitated the alliance of RFK Jr and Trump. Brilliant and generous, and Trump's best campaign decision.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (7s9Qe)
130
Watch the Mr Majestyk - his watermelon crop gets shot up by the bad guys before he goes all Rambo on them all.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
Lol. So it's outlaw Josie wales- but watermelon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
The "Deathwish 2" soundtrack was composed and recorded by...Jimmy Page.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
132
OT - what a story, illegal has been here 30 years working as a machinist for a military contractor, DHS went to arrest her and the company initially blocked them from entering while she hid.
https://tinyurl.com/mwvy37kj
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (d5Pps)
134
Afternoon everyone. Is it just me or does today feel off-kilter somehow? Maybe there's some big news that I'm missing?.... naw, ace woulda said somethin.
135
Glad I was born in the 1950's because the problems of today are so trivial compared to life in the 1950s and 1960s.....
No computers and going outside Winter and Summer to play baseball/football/basketball instead doing the idiots stare at an iPhone or computer all day.
The Art and Science of actually thinking today is lost ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (/uEuX)
136
Come on, "Deathwish" is a classic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)
I dont like the trope. I hate the trope in movies or books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
I remember picking up a book by an author who's stuff I liked but this dude dropped into a fantasy world has his family getting killed in the first few chapters brutally. Sorry, not my cup of tea.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)
137
114 Hiking down a mountain is harder than going up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (KGj36)
138
I've been wanting to try tai-chi. Yoga is not my bag, baby.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (0aYVJ)
139
That sounds great Cleveburger! Deer are rare sightings here, but we have a family of foxes that shows up most mornings, hummingbirds, the occasional opossum, etc.
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yes thanks - I also like to burn meat on my big green egg - lump charcoal for the win. It doesnt take that long to get started, gets hotter than propane, and the meat tastes incredible with the smoke from oak or hickory or both. I think we are genetically prone to liking food cooked over real wood fire after 1000s of years . . .
Posted by: Cleveburger at September 18, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)
Dude has TONS of life in him. It's just arthritis so I carry him up and down stairs inside. ANd he has his pain pills twice a day. He's good jumping into the house from the outside.
But I do congratulate him ever night for making it through the day and every morning for waking up. And he went outside and my friends' kids gave him 4 timbits.
Dude's happy. And he stayed right with my late Mother all the time. He gets the same.
141
Sand in the vag? Don't pursue vags!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (trSL4)
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The main character in Graham Greene's Brighton Rock is a teenager who is repulsed by sex due to having to hear his parents get it on in their cramped hovel. He's a mob enforcer and to cover his tracks, decides to convince dim-witted 16 year old girl to marry him so she won't be able to testify, but he loathes the idea of physical interaction.
But since it was the 1930s, the marriage would not be valid if it was not consummated so he forces himself to have sex with her, only to find that it's not bad, and maybe even pretty good.
142 Pa? Pa? I got the vodka for spiking the melons right here, Pa!
-- dialogue from "The Melon Baller Josey Wales"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:34 PM (trSL4)
143
Dang - I'mm have to go splurge on some steak or something now . by all happy weekend.
Posted by: Cleveburger at September 18, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)
144
Watch the Mr Majestyk - his watermelon crop gets shot up by the bad guys before he goes all Rambo on them all.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
Lol. So it's outlaw Josie wales- but watermelon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
Charles Bronson, too. They shoulda left his melons be, man.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
145
part of the fun of Tai Chi is making Bruce Lee sounds that annoy the hell out of my better half.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)
146
Well. This is certainly a lot. My child is definitely on a screen because that is how school happens. But she also runs, hikes, swims, etc daily. She also eats healthy, and not always by force. She is not overweight at all.
I am not a stan of the diet culture either, because it indicates a start and stop to something. Which is why diets fail. You have to change just about everything, and make that how you live. And BMI is a terrible metric. But this woman’s reason for not liking it is crazy talk.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
147
OT - what a story, illegal has been here 30 years working as a machinist for a military contractor, DHS went to arrest her and the company initially blocked them from entering while she hid.
https://tinyurl.com/mwvy37kj
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (kX27y)
But who will pick our . . . turbine blades?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2026 05:35 PM (uyiuo)
148
Get your kids off those screens, and building shelves!
Posted by: RFK, Jr. at September 18, 2026 05:36 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM (UdrMW)
150
I dont like the trope. I hate the trope in movies or books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
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I think it's necessary to explain the character, though. A liberal pacifist becomes a killer because public order has broken down, and it isn't really the usual trope because his daughter survives but is catatonic, and it shows his son-in-law struggling with that. It's not just a throwaway premise, it is an ongoing pain that fuels his fury.
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Speaking of The Road Warrior, the actress who portrayed the long haired blonde outfitted in white with shoulder pads, who I believe is still alive, passed through a prolonged and debilitating series of illnesses and afflictions. I cannot locate the article where I read about it, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:26 PM (trSL4)
Also played Xan on Farscape, Virgina Hey is the actress.
152
Trump to ban CNN, MSNow and Politico from the White House.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6xehyr
I don't know why it took so long. Let's hope he doesn't rescind the ban in a few days after "constructive talks."
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM (7s9Qe)
153
Hiking down a mountain is harder than going up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (KGj36)
Literally true.
More dangerous too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)
Very good idea to have a solid staff with a point on the bottom for making a stable grip for you to use going up or down. Brazos sells some quality ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
154
I walked today. There was nobody else around and a little fawn came up to about two feet away from me. I also saw a tree whose leaves had almost entirely turned red, and the nice wispy pink sunrise was lovely. I'm not losing weight . I just like to be out in the early morning. I probably am getting more fit throwing things for our very active kitten.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (JrHfD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:39 PM (d5Pps)
157
It's not 1970's, but 'Hobo with a Shotgun' was on TUBI. It did have a 70s feel to it.
Holy crap. Nova Scotia. My heart sank. But it was a good, somewhat over the top movie about a Hobo with a simple dream who decides to clean up a shithole.
What? Danes are aquavit chugging surrender monkeys?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (trSL4)
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I thought he was saying that the body positive chick is as big as Greenland.
159He's a mob enforcer and to cover his tracks, decides to convince dim-witted 16 year old girl to marry him so she won't be able to testify, but he loathes the idea of physical interaction.
But since it was the 1930s, the marriage would not be valid if it was not consummated so he forces himself to have sex with her, only to find that it's not bad, and maybe even pretty good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 05:34 PM
Well, mebbe for him.
You realize that it will be nearly 100 years before scientists map out (in 3D!) my pleasure center?
Posted by: Dim-witted 16 year old girl at September 18, 2026 05:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:40 PM (d5Pps)
161
Denmark has given us security control and use for other purposes at no cost.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:40 PM (UdrMW)
162
O/T - Re: CNN not getting space at the White House.
CNN is not carried on FUBO either.
Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2026 05:40 PM (8uzBS)
163
Women: balance work is very important. More women die from the complications after a fall than they do breast cancer.
Also very important is strength training, which does not mean you have to be a weightlifter. You can use your own body weight. But it makes a tremendous difference in bone density.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (+UcOf)
165
My dad liked Deathwish, too.'
Charles Bronson movies, in general, during the 70s and 80s.
He also enjoyed the Dirty Harry films, James Bond, the Bourne films, and Shooter with Donnie Wahlberg which he'd watch anytime it came on and had it on DVR and the Blu-Ray.
He liked single man action flicks.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)
You realize that it will be nearly 100 years before scientists map out (in 3D!) my pleasure center?
Posted by: Dim-witted 16 year old girl at September 18, 2026 05:39 PM (0sNs1)
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She is of course totally taken in because teenage girl loves the bad boy, and there are a couple of good twists. Can't recommend because the dialog is 1930s Cockney mob jargon.
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153 Hiking down a mountain is harder than going up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 05:28 PM (KGj36)
Literally true.
More dangerous too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)
Very good idea to have a solid staff with a point on the bottom for making a stable grip for you to use going up or down. Brazos sells some quality ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
Endorsed, I have one.
Cold Steel, oddly enough, also made good walking sticks.
168
I remember picking up a book by an author who's stuff I liked but this dude dropped into a fantasy world has his family getting killed in the first few chapters brutally. Sorry, not my cup of tea.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)
Fantasy can be weird like that- even before George the Pirate.
I remember in high school I read this one where a group of friends are playing D&D and get transported to a world where they become their characters. Interesting. Then the author promptly has all the women get gang raped and it's like 'oh fuck off.'
There was another author (in high school I read anything and everything) who it actually took me two or three books to realize the main female romantic lead always got raped in his novels.
THAT is when I started to realize that a lot of this stuff is a chance for the authors to work out their kinks.
Give me Jordan, Tolkien. Fuck, even David Eddings (the redundant storyline guy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
169
159 You realize that it will be nearly 100 years before scientists map out (in 3D!) my pleasure center?
Posted by: Dim-witted 16 year old girl
hmm. there was actually some news on that front recently. don't dare try to look for it at work, though...
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (v3pYe)
What? Danes are aquavit chugging surrender monkeys?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (trSL4)
Military rights everywhere, no bases by any other country outside NATO. No money transfers, and its permanent.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)
171
They should go after Howmet. They knew she was illegal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:42 PM (wOO3z)
174 Women: balance work is very important. More women die from the complications after a fall than they do breast cancer.
I read recently where seasoned citizens should regularly work out methods for getting oneself back up after taking a fall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:42 PM (trSL4)
175
Trump to ban CNN, MSNow and Politico from the White House.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6xehyr
I don't know why it took so long. Let's hope he doesn't rescind the ban in a few days after "constructive talks."
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM
I may be grievously misremembering but didn't scotus rule that Trump could not do that during Trump 1.0 administration? IIRC he kicked jim acosta out of the white house press pool and the courts forced Trump to take him back.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (I43vL)
176 I dont like the trope. I hate the trope in movies or books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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What, revenge? It's as old as the Greek gods.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (mmrXZ)
177Gainzzz.we just got Greenland
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM
Are we promising to keep it penguin-free?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
178
THAT is when I started to realize that a lot of this stuff is a chance for the authors to work out their kinks.
Give me Jordan, Tolkien. Fuck, even David Eddings (the redundant storyline guy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, there was tons of that with that Piers Anthony dude.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)
179
Can North Oregon be far behind? Reunification.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (d5Pps)
180
Give me Jordan, Tolkien. Fuck, even David Eddings (the redundant storyline guy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Just, ah, don't look at David and Leigh Eddings too closely.
Fuckers were almost as bad as Marion Zimmer Bradley.
I walk around the block in the morning, weather permitting.
I spend 5-10 minutes on the exercise bike right before bed, because walking doesn't fully contract the knee like I need to regain range of motion (dislocation in high school, never did get it all back, trying now).
I plan to gradually increase those, and if I get a job that requires me to get up so early I can't consistently get up 20 minutes earlier to walk, I'll move the walking to the evenings as a post-prandial.
185 Thunderstorms and 55 degrees here in SW Wyoming.
Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 05:45 PM (/QHx4)
186
THAT is when I started to realize that a lot of this stuff is a chance for the authors to work out their kinks.
Give me Jordan, Tolkien. Fuck, even David Eddings (the redundant storyline guy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah, see also Piers Anthony.
I also hate the gratuitous orphan/lost love thing, but in "Deathwish" it is not a trope. Paul Kersey's own home was violated, and the police don't much seem to care. It's about personal tragedy turning a man inside out.
187 The leaves were beginning to turn in the highlands of northern Wisconsin when I drove through there at the start of this week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:45 PM (trSL4)
188
I read recently where seasoned citizens should regularly work out methods for getting oneself back up after taking a fall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 05:42 PM (trSL4)
Honestly...one easy, cheap, important workout is to....get up off the floor. On your own.
Do that 10 times in a row, every day. Some day, you'll be glad you did.
189
Gainzzz.we just got Greenland
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM
Are we promising to keep it penguin-free?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Wrong hemisphere. But, there are no penguins!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (wOO3z)
190
I joined Orange Theory 4 months ago. It's been great for increasing the intensity of my workouts. Using a heart rate monitor there made me realize that my old workouts were not nearly hard enough.
Posted by: Dave at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (sbsMc)
191
I just like to be out in the early morning. I probably am getting more fit throwing things for our very active kitten.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 05:38 PM (JrHfD)
I was lucky to have a cat that would retrieve a wad of paper and bring it back most of the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)
192
Yeah, there was tons of that with that Piers Anthony dude.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)
No shit. You ain't lying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
193
Gainzzz.we just got Greenland
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026
We need to welcome them. Cookies or a casserole?
Seriously, this is great news.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
194
Virginia Hey from The Road Warrior got sick from the blue paint she had to wear playing Zhaan on Farscape. Screwed up her kidneys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (oUMhY)
195 I may be grievously misremembering but didn't scotus rule that Trump could not do that during Trump 1.0 administration? IIRC he kicked jim acosta out of the white house press pool and the courts forced Trump to take him back.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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I was asking that in the previous thread. That first decision was incomprehensible to me.
Sheesh, what if Trump wanted to ban the Chicago Bulls from the White House? Front desk clerks from Reilly Auto Parts? Why should specific companies from a specific profession be privileged?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (mmrXZ)
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns.
There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America.
Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval.
For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
199
So, like I said rethinking the whole dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 05:44 PM (iJfKG)
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We really are in a weird place where it cheaper to just sell your house and buy one with the feature you want than to modify it. We thought of adding a dormer to the garage and the person who came out, measured it and talked with me suggested just buying a house with another bedroom. Much cheaper.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
201
Anyone have any gains to report? Or any interests, hobbies, or projects to promote/recommend?
My elliptical machine broke a week ago. Had an exercise bike in the garage. Seems it's a harder workout, but the weight slowly goes down. The key is to cut down your eating.
I'm fine with the commies getting unhealthy. It'll make 'em die off fatster, er faster.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 05:48 PM (1Ff7Z)
202
Orson, Tai Chi is fantastic. I love the first few minutes when you center your body and breathing.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:48 PM (UdrMW)
203
189 Gainzzz.we just got Greenland
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 05:37 PM
Are we promising to keep it penguin-free?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Wrong hemisphere. But, there are no penguins!
so it worked?
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 05:48 PM (v3pYe)
204
Women always brag about their pain tolerance because they have to give birth but then they complain about how painful it is to give birth.
Which is it bro? I thought you had a high pain tolerance?
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 05:49 PM (SwyyQ)
205
Honestly...one easy, cheap, important workout is to....get up off the floor. On your own.
Do that 10 times in a row, every day. Some day, you'll be glad you did.
Just lay flat on the floor, then....stand up. x10
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2026 05:45 PM (xcxpd)
My mattress is on the floor after the frame gave out these days. It does help out a lot especially in the knees, even when i strained one pretty badly early in the year.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)
206
Charles Bronson was in some freaky films....."The Evil that Men Do", Kinjite - Forbidden Subjects
twisted stuff........literally!
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 18, 2026 05:49 PM (jrgJz)
207
Virginia Hey from The Road Warrior got sick from the blue paint she had to wear playing Zhaan on Farscape. Screwed up her kidneys
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (oUMhY)
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The guy who played the Tin Man in "Wizard of Oz" was a replacement after the original actor got sick from the makeup.
208
LOL. Liberal heads explode....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)
Er, gateway pundit? Um.... lemme check other sources first.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 05:49 PM (1Ff7Z)
209Are we promising to keep it penguin-free?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Wrong hemisphere. But, there are no penguins!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM
I know, but the Penguinistas here have made several threats/promises to colonize Greenland.
As perfidious as they are, every precaution must be taken to protect our Northern Hemisphere from their polymorphic perversity and pungent eliminations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)
210
Honestly $50-70k for a gut and reno of a decent-size master bath sounds pretty reasonable at this point.
I'm about to be out $11k just to have raccoons evicted from my attic spaces, have the attic disinfected from nasty raccoon shit, and new insulation blown in.
Everything is expensive.
Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 05:50 PM (oqH4h)
211
Virginia Hey from The Road Warrior got sick from the blue paint she had to wear playing Zhaan on Farscape. Screwed up her kidneys
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Buddy Ebsen was the original Tin Man for the Wizard of Oz. The silver paint I believe had aluminum oxide in it and he somehow breathed it in. Had to quit the role and he had respiratory issues for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:51 PM (wOO3z)
LOL. Liberal heads explode....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)
Not only liberals - not the lack of any mention of the EU in all of this.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)
213Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval.
Tanned. Rested. Ready!
Posted by: AutoPen Of The United States (APOTUS) at September 18, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1)
214
199 So, like I said rethinking the whole dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 05:44 PM (iJfKG)
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We really are in a weird place where it cheaper to just sell your house and buy one with the feature you want than to modify it. We thought of adding a dormer to the garage and the person who came out, measured it and talked with me suggested just buying a house with another bedroom. Much cheaper.
Posted by: Master/Blaster do at September 18, 2026 05:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Obviously lumber from Canada, maybe.
But what else?
After a flood here, Mom had a bunch of stuff done to update the 1970's house. My incredibly talented friend did a bunch of the work but a good chunk of the house was done for maybe $80,000 Canadian.
Pictures on the website soon.
Glad I was able to stay after huge drama.
215
Huh, looks like it's real. Poor Euros, and Russians, and Chinese, and Canadians! We have them surrounded! Now, to work on Denmark to get them to sell it to us.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 05:52 PM (1Ff7Z)
216
Not only liberals - not the lack of any mention of the EU in all of this.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)
They had to fly in a dozen troops on commercial airlines to protect it.
The EU knows they couldn't afford to protect Greenland if they wanted to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:52 PM (6ydKt)
217
I know, but the Penguinistas here have made several threats/promises to colonize Greenland.
As perfidious as they are, every precaution must be taken to protect our Northern Hemisphere from their polymorphic perversity and pungent eliminations.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Bastards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 05:53 PM (wOO3z)
218
The guy who played the Tin Man in "Wizard of Oz" was a replacement after the original actor got sick from the makeup.
Posted by: Master/Blaster do at September 18, 2026 05:49 PM
Buddy Epsen was the first guy for the tin man role but like you said he had a bad reaction to the silver make up and they had to find someone else. He had the sadz for decades after losing that role.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 05:53 PM (I43vL)
219
If a woman is giving birth she has every right to scream as loud as she pleases.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 05:53 PM (xJpuh)
220
This health craze will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to find a chunky gal.
Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at September 18, 2026 05:53 PM (4HoLg)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)
222
70 Have gyms taken a hit since Ozempic came out? I would imagine business has to be done significantly.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 18, 2026 05:18 PM (DWeVH)
Not for me! But note Ozempic and the others attack muscle mass, so if you are taking it, and y’all know how I feel about it, you really need to be working out, too. Your heart is a muscle, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
223It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to find a chunky gal.
Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at September 18, 2026 05:53 PM
Dude. Just check out the bars in Bremerton, WA or Groton, CT.
Tell 'em your a Submariner.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 05:56 PM (0sNs1)
224
Not only liberals - not the lack of any mention of the EU in all of this.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)
They had to fly in a dozen troops on commercial airlines to protect it.
The EU knows they couldn't afford to protect Greenland if they wanted to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:52 PM (6ydKt)
Worse than not afford - physically unable. They can't afford this proxy war with Russia but they do it. They literally could not find a way to get 50 dudes to Greenland using navy or air transport and had to put them on flights. What a joke.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:56 PM (uhVAy)
225
Your heart is a muscle, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Not mine, its all flinty.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)
According to where those hemispherical lines are drawn.
Speculating that Iceland is in our hemisphere also.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (+UcOf)
231
“The More Dysgenic, the Better”: Beatrice Adler-Bolton Says the Left Must Give Up the “Fantasy of Being Fitter Than the Fascists”
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Is that why she is wearing a face mask? If she believed what she says she would remove it.
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (ZNpJk)
232
Huh, looks like it's real. Poor Euros, and Russians, and Chinese, and Canadians! We have them surrounded! Now, to work on Denmark to get them to sell it to us.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 18, 2026 05:52 PM (1Ff7Z)
Nah, work on the Greenlanders. Flash some real cash and provide some jobs and keep them safe from the slow genocide the Danes seemed to be doing on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (uhVAy)
233
225 Your heart is a muscle, by the way.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)
Not mine, its all flinty.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)
And black and shriveled?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)
235The rest of Europe must not be too happy with a Trump success regarding Greenland.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:58 PM
No one likes having flatulence emitted in their general direction.
Posted by: French Castle Guards at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (0sNs1)
236
The rest of Europe must not be too happy with a Trump success regarding Greenland. Tough noogies Euroweenies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 05:58 PM (oUMhY)
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I think they are privately relieved.
I'm also going to take a victory lap because I've been saying for months that Trump has been spent all year stacking the deck with favorable announcements this fall. There is no way that Denmark just decided to do this today.
The Dems will of course be furious, and make themselves look every more petty and stupid.
Posted by: CNNBC at September 18, 2026 06:01 PM (4RYRd)
242
Nah, work on the Greenlanders. Flash some real cash and provide some jobs and keep them safe from the slow genocide the Danes seemed to be doing on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (uhVAy)
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It's a protectorate. No need to take on the burden of governance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:00 PM (+UcOf)
We already have permissions from the first "deal" to explore the area for oil, minerals, etc anywhere we like IIRC. If we find something we might have to give the Danes a donut or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:02 PM (uhVAy)
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Don't hearts get left in San Francisco?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)
Mostly piles of crap now.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:02 PM (uhVAy)
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Kind of wild to think that Greenland and Venezuela are now American protectorates.
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Nah, work on the Greenlanders. Flash some real cash and provide some jobs and keep them safe from the slow genocide the Danes seemed to be doing on them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:59 PM (uhVAy)
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It's a protectorate. No need to take on the burden of governance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)
More to cut out the Danes than anything else.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)
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The Penguinistas are a pimp, they could never outfight the polarbearites
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (oUMhY)
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Denmark has never had a bikini team worth a kröner.
Posted by: Sweden at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)
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>>>Worse than not afford - physically unable. They can't afford this proxy war with Russia but they do it. They literally could not find a way to get 50 dudes to Greenland using navy or air transport and had to put them on flights. What a joke.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Mexico could do it.
Mexican cartels could do it.
Mexican cartels could whip Europe's butt but it's easier and more profitable to sell them dope.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (+UcOf)
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Kind of wild to think that Greenland and Venezuela are now American protectorates.
Alberta, you're next!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Cuba might sneak in a little quicker than that. Depends on when the rum runs out.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)
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246 Kind of wild to think that Greenland and Venezuela are now American protectorates.
Alberta, you're next!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s)
That would rock!!
Even better, there are parts of Ontario solidly conservative. Take them over and carve us up like a roast. Like the Borg to Enterprise where they first met.
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Penguins are frequently found North of the equator. Secret Nazi breeding programs in the late 30s left an extensive tunnel system reaching from Berlin to Antarctica to Newark. These tunnels are still utilized by Big Penguin as it continues it acrid push for world domination.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 18, 2026 06:07 PM (MWfyi)
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It's a protectorate. No need to take on the burden of governance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 18, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)
More to cut out the Danes than anything else.
Posted by: Oldcat
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This is California's end also. The military will take over sensitive areas and also areas (neighborhoods or cities) for government and civilian workers - state law will not apply. The rest of CA will be a shit hole.
**** San Francisco and San Diego will be under federal jurisdiction; all local governance will be thrown out or in jail.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 06:08 PM (+UcOf)
"Beatrice Adler-Bolton is a disabled and chronically ill writer and political theorist, who has been a leading voice in pushing the left to advance and expand its analysis of disability and illness as the basis of a new mass politics of health."
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 06:54 PM (rj6Yv)
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Dysgenic lady's water bottle says "Death Panel" on it.
Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2026 07:25 PM (OlzlW)
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We need to teach our children that use social media to recognize bias in all its forms. They need to realize and filter what is on social media is generated by influencers and robots.
That should be a necessary part of the primary school curriculum.
Playing outside is not a solution. It is a panacea that is a time gone local society remedy by old farts who are unwilling to accept the social environment of today's global influence.
Posted by: John at September 18, 2026 09:50 PM (9NUKl)
If only it said “shampoo” on it…
I truly believe she’d be much better off with that.
Using it, not necessarily drinking it. But I might be wrong about that last part.
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 18, 2026 09:51 PM (N91F8)
Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert Whine About How Hard Their Jobs of Not Being Funny Are
Stephen Colbert swung by ABC and Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday to celebrate his Emmy win and to reflect back on his days as host of The Late Show. Colbert claimed to be much happier now that he is no longer hosting the show because he doesn't have to "drink a cup of poison" every day by immersing himself in the news, but neither he nor Kimmel appeared to realize that nobody was forcing them to do that in the first place.
Kimmel began by simply wondering, "Do you think about it ever?" and Colbert answered by quipping, "Nope. I have an opportunity to not think about the news every day? And I took it."
Rewinding to Monday's Emmy Awards, Kimmel observed, "Yeah, you know what, when I saw you last night, or what was--yeah, last night, I felt like you--I don't know, you seemed like a different person. You seemed happier. You seemed healthier."
Colbert retorted, "Like I don't drink a cup of poison every day?"
After Kimmel affirmed, "Yeah. Like that," Colbert recalled, "Because part of the job is--the old gig as I remember it, was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day and then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera. And to eradiate it back at the audience at a nonlethal rad level."
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Kimmel agreed, "That's right. That's exactly the job description."
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At no point did it become necessary for comedians to become indistinguishable from MS NOW hosts.
Stephen Colbert says that he's feeling better not hosting a late night show because "the old gig as I remember it was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day. And then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera and to eradiate it back at the… pic.twitter.com/IhzvSmdgN1
In more repulsive "celebrity" news, "Lilly" Wachowski continues complaining that the country isn't embracing and validating "her" trans identity.
"She" previously complained that no one wants to fund his "all-trans cast" movie.
It's not 2022 anymore, "Lilly."
Filmmaker Lilly Wachowski is working to get her next project, "The Hunted," out of late-stage production. But the "Bound" and "Matrix" director says nobody in Hollywood wants to finance the thriller, which is budgeted at around $10 million, because of its trans representation.
"People like it, but they really don't want to make it because it's [got a] wall-to-wall trans cast," Wachowski said on KCRW's "The Business" podcast last Friday. "I have to get creative and figure out different ways that I can get this in front of people."
"This is a script that was extremely important for me to write," she continued. "It was a response to what is happening in the world for trans people, and it gave me a hugely cathartic receptacle to dump all of my anger and rage and frustration into."
Oh great, it propagandizes "trans rage" as trans people keep violently attacking normies.
I think I saw Midnight's Edge point out that if "she" really wants to make the movie, "she" can self-fund it. They pointed out that actor/legend Bruce Campell wanted to make a movie, so he funded it himself.
Now "Lilly" blasts everyone for not supporting and centering the Trans Experience, and for supporting JK Rowling.
Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of 'The Matrix' and How 'Harry Potter' Fans Are 'Supporting Trans Genocide'The visionary filmmaker behind 'The Matrix' opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
The "journalist" here talks about the "Trans Tipping Point" when transgenders pressured studios into casting them in TV shows.
But that golden age, which lasted all the way from 2015 to 2023, is faded.
Then came the backlash. Republican politicians and pundits began zeroing in on trans rights, treating it as a wedge issue in order to distract from Trump's economic failings. A moral panic ensued. Just last year, more than 600 anti-trans bills were introduced at the state level in the U.S., and 29 states adopted restrictive laws pertaining to trans people. And Hollywood followed suit, scaling back its trans representation. Cox recently shared she'd lost 90% of her income amid Trump and his minions' war on trans people and DEI.
I think the "backlash" was less about a trans actor being on Orange Is the New Black and more about the state using its power to force parents to trans their children and propagandize more children into cutting off their genitals.
[WACHOWSKI:]
The story is: I was talking to Sarah Marie Flores, who is our third in the triumvirate of the Anarchists -- between me and Lawrence Mattis -- and was coming out of this TV show that I'd worked on that I was really proud of, "Work in Progress"...
A TV show about a middle-aged lesbian dating a trans man. It is, as they say in Hollywood, a "Four-Quadrant Blockbuster," appealing to all four major demographics: Lesbians, AWFULs, trannies, and ten year old drag queens.
...which went for two seasons, got on all these top ten lists and didn't get the viewing numbers that the studio wanted, so we were summarily canceled and a few months later pulled from streaming....
Oh, no one watched your extremely niche show and so they cancelled it? That's so unfair and discriminatory.
He then pulls the card the gay/trans/DEI writers always pull: We didn't get ratings or sales but we got good reviews from the woke reviewers and that's even more important.
So, when Showtime turned around and canceled the show even though it was so critically acclaimed and really made for peanuts, it lit a fire under me.
More whining:
You're right. We were at this "trans tipping point" where you had Laverne Cox on the cover of Time magazine and the NCAA deciding to pull the Men's Basketball Tournament out of North Carolina if they decided to institute these bathroom bans that would harm trans people.
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it's that billionaires started pumping out negative propaganda against trans people. They started creating reports about kids with litter boxes, and the Cass report came out in the U.K. -- that has since been debunked but has been used as this cudgel against trans people. This idea of "trans surgery for minors" -- they're still saying this shit. Jesse Watters was talking to the Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed about cutting kids' tallywackers off. None of this is happening! This is all right-wing propaganda against trans people. That is what has caused the shift.
Notice they always do the same thing: They claim that zero children are undergoing surgical "transitions" but when you say "Okay if that's true, let's make it illegal so we know for sure it won't happen," they say "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S VITAL TRANS-AFFIRMING CARE!"
So which is it? Is it something that never happens and that it's "misinformation" to say it happens, or is it vital gender-affirming care that kids need?
Choose one.
While that's happening, our industry is being consolidated into these corporate monoliths that are run by people like Larry Ellison, and Larry Ellison is a radical conservative idealogue.
He's a normie who wants to make money.
Here "Lilly" expresses the real leftwing objection to Paramount/Skydance buying Warner Bros: CNN might not be as reliable an agitprop channel.
It's completely bonkers! They're like these Death Stars. They want CNN because they want to make it into Fox News. I got involved with Anarchists and I had written this script ["The Hunted"] with my partner as this receptacle for all my anger. I was using it as this piece of art that was an incredibly cathartic experience to write, and it was a salve for both of us. It's political, but to be trans in this world that we live in is political. My body is political.
He objects to Elon Musk using the expression "Take the red pill," insisting that "take the red pill" really means "embrace trans lifestyles."
Oh, so "Lilly's" next project is another Four-Quadrant Blockbuster, called "Cassie Workman is Witchy AF."
Witchy. Very 2011 MySpace. And "AF" -- you know, "AF" lost its cache as a meme five years ago, right?
Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?
I mean... these people are Nazis. They're literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage. I think that the global community needs to firewall the U.S. from their populaces in a way because this country has allowed Nazi propaganda to proliferate at such a degree that it has become dangerous to the global population. As much as another country can, I think they need to be fighting back against hate speech and shutting those platforms down. They've had some success in Brazil and Europe, but it's kind of over for the U.S. and the U.K. at the moment. What Twitter does and what Meta does in the U.K... they're cooked.
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[JK Rowling] is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support "Harry Potter," you're supporting trans genocide. The money that goes into you enjoying these products, a portion of that money goes to J.K. Rowling and that money goes into her funding anti-trans legislation all over the world. In the same way that if you are against Elon Musk, you boycott or don't buy Tesla; and if you're against global warming/climate change, you try not to buy as much gas, you try to mitigate your use of these products. It's simple math. So, your enjoyment of these shows, and continued support of these shows, is supporting my eradication.
Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) speaks to the people of Zion in "The Matrix Reloaded."
It's so weird that other people don't want to work with this endlessly-raging headcase.
He thinks he can leverage people's declining interest in "The Matrix" into embracing his psychotically-angry and deranged worldview.
Well, good luck with all that.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 04:02 PM (NcvvS)
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They would disagree. They must hunt Trump through the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before they give him up!
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Herman Melville's got nothing on Khan Noonian Singh.
5Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert Whine About How Hard Their Jobs of Not Being Funny Are
YOU MAKE them hard by not being funny and being the one trick pony of hating Trump and thinking everyone should adore you for it.
F*ck off. Become homeless. Die of starvation under a bridge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:03 PM (ccf/V)
6That was this moment in time where we had pushed this idea of trans rights as far as it had gotten. And then what happened was, it's not that public opinion shifted, it's that billionaires started pumping out negative propaganda against trans people.
Those damned evil billionaires! They're everywhere, pumpin' out yer negative propaganda.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:04 PM (Riz8t)
Then, and only then, can they bitch about anything...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 04:04 PM (2Cry5)
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Doesn't each have dozens to a hundred joke writers?
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)
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In more repulsive "celebrity" news, "Lilly" Wachowski continues complaining that the country isn't embracing and validating "her" trans identity.
"She" previously complained that no one wants to fund his "all-trans cast" movie.
It's not 2022 anymore, "Lilly."
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His last four movies all bombed horribly. Cloud Atlas, Jupiter Rising, Speed Racer, and The Matrix Resurrection all...disappointed at the box office.
And no one seems to like the Matrix sequels at all, even though they did make money.
The Wachowskis have coasted on the good will from the Matrix and, to a lesser degree, Bound, for like 30 years now. Can they just move to Europe and make awful porn no one will ever watch now?
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)
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Now "Lilly" blasts everyone for not supporting and centering the Trans Experience, and for supporting JK Rowling.
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literal genocide
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (9FfUF)
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I’m gonna use AI to make a good wheel of time series show and replace hollywood.
Posted by: Brometheus at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (rOmMi)
14 Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?
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That chick killing a bunch of Christian kids in school probably did more to turn people against trannies than either Rowling or Musk.
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You want to make your trans suck movie? Croudsource.
If the trans community is clamoring for a trans movie full of trans actors and actresses, then you should have NO PROBLEM gaining the funds necessary to produce it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:06 PM (ccf/V)
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The Emmy Awards were on this week and nobody cared. I didn't even know it happened until a few days after.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2026 04:06 PM (/OKHJ)
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"Whine about how hard their jobs of not being funny are."
Thanks, Ace. I laughed
And I apologize for highjacking this thread, but here's something else amusing I congratulate the people of TX (It is Texas, correct? ) who elected Brandon Gill, who iin this clip is talking about DOGE clawing back money given to stupid, spurious causes. Here, he laughs about money for grants for pregnancy prevention programs given for transgender boys, ie fake girls.
https://tinyurl.com/cxxyx4c8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:07 PM (JrHfD)
21Stephen Colbert says that he's feeling better not hosting a late night show because "the old gig as I remember it was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day. And then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera and to eradiate it back at the audience at a nonlethal rad level."
Jimmy Kimmel agrees, "That's right. That's exactly the job description."
Sweet Jeebus, do you ever stop whining? I'm sure the guy who spends his days reaming out clogged toilets really feels for you.
Also, you don't know anything about S and T, so stop trying to sound like you do, you effeminate carbuncle.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t)
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I think I saw Midnight's Edge point out that if "she" really wants to make the movie, "she" can self-fund it. They pointed out that actor/legend Bruce Campell wanted to make a movie, so he funded it himself.
- Ace
I guarantee you “Lilly” has made enough money off of The Matrix films, tv series, comics, books, games and all the rest of the licensing to pay for her little tranny movie.
What did she do, spend all of her money becoming a she and then buying a new wardrobe, shoes, and accessories?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)
He was Ben Stein's butt boy. His career in television rests on his time on Win Ben Stein's Money. Thirty years ago.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (NcvvS)
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I think the "backlash" was less about a trans actor being on Orange Is the New Black and more about the state using its power to force parents to trans their children and propagandize more children into cutting off their genitals.
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Well, yeah, that and the jury not buying into the "If she gots not tits, you must aquits."
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)
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Maybe Colbert and Kimmel can get together with Wachowski, and they can eat ice cream and braid each other's hair.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)
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Don't they have enough money to finance it themselves?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (5SewL)
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What are...(places envelope to turbaned head) A waste of time.
(Opens envelope..) Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and Fags.
Ed McMahon (in the background): Hi Yo!
Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (cCXR+)
32...and the Cass report came out in the U.K. -- that has since been debunked...
...by a lot of really ugly chicks pointing and saying "Nuh uh!!"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (vTZFs)
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Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert Whine About How Hard Their Jobs of Not Being Funny Are.
I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM (p3pWU)
34 >>our industry is being consolidated into these corporate monoliths that are run by people like Larry Ellison, and Larry Ellison is a radical conservative idealogue.
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I really really hope he means it about bugging out of California.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)
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>>I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Nope.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (NcvvS)
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Massachusetts has a case right now where a young girl is being forcibly administered hormones by her school, and her parents, after they objected, found the state authorities on their doorstep to remove their daughter.
It's a nightmare.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (5tIzp)
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Herman Melville's got nothing on Khan Noonian Singh."
Call me, Ishmael...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (pfXMo)
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If it wasn't for Trump they would always have another enemy. Anti-vaxxers. Christians. Men. Babies. People who don't want to kill babies. It will always be someone. Never think it's just Trump. They hate Trump because Trump likes you.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (8D3Qw)
39He was Ben Stein's butt boy. His career in television rests on his time on Win Ben Stein's Money. Thirty years ago.
One must admit that "Girls On Trampolines" was some quality, thought-provoking entertainment.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (vTZFs)
40>>our industry is being consolidated into these corporate monoliths that are run by people like Larry Ellison, and Larry Ellison is a radical conservative idealogue.
Radical? Of course. Anyone who doesn't fully embrace leftist lunacy is radical. See also, far-right and extreme right.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
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>>>I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM
You're not alone. I've never seen them either.
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2026 04:13 PM (2Xqig)
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37 Herman Melville's got nothing on Khan Noonian Singh."
Call me, Ishmael...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:14 PM (pfXMo)
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16 Never watched either of them, so I have no comment on these clowns.....
Bring back old Johnny Carson shows and I will watch ....
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 18, 2026 04:06 PM (0/Zc3)
Amazon Prime has a channel that shows just Carson Tonight Show 24 hrs a day.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 18, 2026 04:14 PM (r7+Q7)
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I don't think we can begin to recover until we start putting anyone who thinks they are the opposite sex into an institution. And the doctors in prisons.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 04:14 PM (5SewL)
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>>One must admit that "Girls On Trampolines" was some quality, thought-provoking entertainment.
This is true. Bet it was Carolla's idea, too.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 04:14 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:14 PM (pfXMo)
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I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Posted by: dantesed
Nope. I've never seen 'em, either.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
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40 >>our industry is being consolidated into these corporate monoliths that are run by people like Larry Ellison, and Larry Ellison is a radical conservative idealogue.
Radical? Of course. Anyone who doesn't fully embrace leftist lunacy is radical. See also, far-right and extreme right.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)
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I remember when Hollywood was freaking out because Netflix was going to buy WB and accelerate the end of the theatrical experience (studios really do need that theatrical money, streaming isn't nearly enough).
Who would stop it? Could it be stopped?
And then Paramount comes along, pays way too much in a bidding war while promising an extensive theatrical movie slate and release schedule that Netflix never would have, and it's suddenly the worst thing to happen to the industry.
Sure, the industry might be able to make some money, but Paramount/WB might make a movie that isn't hard leftist sometimes.
Europeans stole this land from the Mexicans*
And you know the natives.
We should purge all the people that came over here
Nick looks at him and asks, "Uh...you were born here right?"
And the guy says one of his grandparents was an Indian (dubious looking at him but I guess possible)
But now here's the funny part. Black faux Indian dude, "How would you like it if people were going over to Europe and did this shit over there?"
*Also, Mexican elites are mostly European descended as well
And...that's the biggest political discussion in Europe right now.l And this guy doesn't even know it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
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Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM
I haven't had a working TV since 2012 and those two guys were probably on after I went to bed anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (JrHfD)
54 Sponge thumbs up
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)
WOOT!
My day has been made.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (ccf/V)
55 Massachusetts has a case right now where a young girl is being forcibly administered hormones by her school,
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Forcibly? Like she can't say No?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (mmrXZ)
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50 The Matrix Resuection was really disappointing.
I think I fell asleep the first time I trued watching it.
I liked Cloud Atlas, a little.
It was long but nice to look at.
A bit hard to follow in one sitting.
Jupiter Rising was only worth it one time just because I think Mila Kunis is cute.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)
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The Matrix Resurrections is personal therapy about the Wachowskis (well, just Lilly since the other one wasn't involved) dealing with their parents' death.
It is so naval gazing that it's amazing anyone agreed to fund the screenplay.
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from last thread, because I'm behind
"119 Besides just shooting them, perhaps a ring camera, and a couple other hidden cameras would help in identifying and arresting several of the "privileged" animals in these mobs. Posted by: illiniwek
"Wait, you mean like a Flock Camera?" Posted by: Piper
in high violent crime areas, I support the Flock cams. But ring cams are private, not linked to a global network. Privately recording everything we do is probably wise, if not necessary. Dash cams for instance.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 04:17 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:17 PM (pfXMo)
59
WACHOWSKI:]
The story is: I was talking to Sarah Marie Flores, who is our third in the triumvirate of the Anarchists -- between me and Lawrence Mattis -- and was coming out of this TV show that I'd worked on that I was really proud of, "Work in Progress"...
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odd to call it a triumvirate when some of you claim to be or are women.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:17 PM (uhVAy)
60 Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert Whine About How Hard Their Jobs of Not Being Funny Are
How hard can they be? Those two are naturals at not being funny -- it's like falling off a log for them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:17 PM (trSL4)
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Sick malajusted freaks sure aren't bashful about letting everyone know how unhappy they are these days. Perhaps they should look within for the answers.
[takes rat from platter on the way out]
Posted by: Uncle Miltie in drag at September 18, 2026 04:18 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:19 PM (Ia/+0)
69Stephen Colbert says that he's feeling better not hosting a late night show because "the old gig as I remember it was that to be lowered like carbon rods into a radioactive pool every day. And then to be pulled out and put in front of a camera and to eradiate it back at the audience at a nonlethal rad level."
Jimmy Kimmel agrees, "That's right. That's exactly the job description."
No, Jimmy, it's not. You turned it INTO that. Johnny Carson would occasionally talk about news headlines or something, but most of the time, he MADE YOU LAUGH and had guests that would come on and MAKE YOU LAUGH.
He didn't alienate MILLIONS and MILLIONS every night by pissing about POLITICIANS or a political viewpoint.
YOU ruined it. The most Jay Leno would do for newspapers was bring up the silly ads or stupid headlines from some local rag from bumf*ck wherever.
You, Colbert and the rest changed late night for the WORSE and you're all dying because of it.
GFY in the most painful, embarrassing way possible, dickhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (ccf/V)
Is that the round, green dude with one eye?
Why all the hate, and how did he get so rich?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (5SewL)
71Stephen Colbert says working on Late Show was like ‘drinking poison’ each night
Garbage headline. He used the phrase in reference to consuming the awful Republican news each day.
If you cannot change the atrocities, you have a duty to bear witness, and to use whatever platforms you have to ensure others do too.
This is a bare minimum requirement.As Macklemore stated recently. 'there is no thanks for a duty'.
Calling this out is something that every last one of us should be doing, everywhere we have access.
It was hard to watch any political late night after Trump got elected the second time. You could just see their struggle to remain composed in their eyes as the country sinks deeper and deeper into fascism.
I was watching The Daily Show religiously during Trump's first term. But... That hasn't been the case this term. It's all turned into "Wow, that's crazy. Anyone gonna stop him? No? Oh..."
100% As I love Colbert - and I do - I had to stop watching his opening monologues. Trying to keep your mental health intact during these times takes effort. And it begins by not stressing over horrible things you can do nothing about.
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72
Who would watch matrix 2, 3 for a second time? convoluted and boring.
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (AKptf)
73
14
Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?
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I am going to go with the violence, pedophilia and exposing themselves to little kids in public that has caused this damage. Not to mention the fact that you are clinically defined as mentally ill.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (9FfUF)
74
Massachusetts has a case right now where a young girl is being forcibly administered hormones by her school,
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Forcibly? Like she can't say No?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (mmrXZ)
https://tinyurl.com/mtumwh86
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (MHixg)
75
Never ever watch the Warner Bros. feature film, based on the early chapters of The Fellowship of the Ring, that Colbert and family is working on.
I want them all to sink to the bottom forever, like rocks.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (NFX2v)
Given how poorly they 'extrapolated' from the Silmarillion and Appendices for Rangz O Powah, I can't see it working well when moving from a few sentences from Aragorn and Gandalf to a new feature that's hours long.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)
76 Nope. I've never seen 'em, either.
Posted by: Bulg
I'm another one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:21 PM (trSL4)
77
Governor Sarah Sanders is now defending President Trump, just like she's his Press Secretary again.
What a woman.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:21 PM (MHixg)
78
71 If you cannot change the atrocities, you have a duty to bear witness, and to use whatever platforms you have to ensure others do too.
This is a bare minimum requirement.As Macklemore stated recently. 'there is no thanks for a duty'.
Calling this out is something that every last one of us should be doing, everywhere we have access.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (ccf/V)
82
What a toxic he-witch, just saying things. I offer the antidote of an interview with Dr. Theodore Dalrymple, explaining why we fight:
"Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to."
"Our Culture, What’s Left Of It"
By: Jamie Glazov
FrontPageMagazine.com | Wednesday, August 31, 2005
https://archive.is/WBcUY
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (ke3zm)
83
Blame the Orange Ogre game. It's fucking stale.
Nevermind the $40-50 million/year each show lost.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (wyoRS)
84 Good lord I'm so far behind the times that I just found out that the Wachowski brothers -- whose movies I never watched, although I'm aware that The Matrix has some famous lines -- are now the Wachowski sisters. BOTH of them "transitioned" from male to female.
They directed/produced a couple of blockbusters and now they're whining that they can't get their all-trans project greenlit? They don't know how Hollywood works? I think they're in the matrix themselves, dreaming pretty dreams, while real life is happening outside their consciousness.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)
Sorry about that terrible formatting, but the final link goes to a Fox radio story about the young Massachusetts girl.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:23 PM (MHixg)
86
Good lord I'm so far behind the times that I just found out that the Wachowski brothers -- whose movies I never watched, although I'm aware that The Matrix has some famous lines -- are now the Wachowski sisters. BOTH of them "transitioned" from male to female.
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you live in a cave!
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 04:23 PM (AKptf)
87
It is so naval gazing that it's amazing anyone agreed to fund the screenplay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:16 PM (+a7XK)
Their stuff loses me.
I watched a YouTube video that took 30 minutes to finally explain to me what The Architect was explaining to Neo in the Monitor Room scene.
That’s how overly-complicated it gets.
The SFX and the rest of the visuals along with a cool reveal for the plot are what makes me like the first film, but it get worse and worse on complicated plot as the series goes on.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)
88
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:23 PM (MHixg)
That story is just both heartbreaking and infuriating.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:24 PM (JrHfD)
Someone should recut it in the style of a Ken Burns doc complete with melancholy fiddle music.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 04:24 PM (M20bx)
90
And the guy says one of his grandparents was an Indian (dubious looking at him but I guess possible)
But now here's the funny part. Black faux Indian dude, "How would you like it if people were going over to Europe and did this shit over there?"
*Also, Mexican elites are mostly European descended as well
And...that's the biggest political discussion in Europe right now.l And this guy doesn't even know it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)
Indians stole land here from other Indian tribes all the time as their power waxed and waned. They had fairly involved networks of tribes to direct that force on more distant lands rather than locally.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
91
79 Something happened to this dude after the Matrix. That really was a very good concept/movie… but he lost his marbles. That’s a shame
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (M+uMR)
I'm probably in the minority about this, but to me, the Matrix really hasn't aged well. *shrug*.
Also, I suspect the concept of the "red pill" was shamelessly stolen from Total Recall. This could be just my cynicism talking, admittedly.
Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 18, 2026 04:24 PM (oPFtC)
She was absolutely gorgeous in "Fido," a very odd movie. I loved it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, call BR549 at September 18, 2026 04:25 PM (0aYVJ)
93
Surely Lilly Wachowski can finance a little $10 million dollar movie himself can't he? It's sure to be as big a money machine as The Matrix was and this time as the financier he can keep all the profits.
Posted by: fozzy at September 18, 2026 04:25 PM (zH2yS)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 18, 2026 04:25 PM (oPFtC)
95
Are anarchists forming some kind of governing body?"
It's an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
/c'mon people
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:26 PM (pfXMo)
96 Weird, how the "comedians" never mention comedy or getting laughs.
And Ol' Lil never mentions entertaining people, all xhe does is spew about dumping xis trannie rage into some trans-propaganda port-a-potty.
And no one would finance that?!?!
Imagine that.
Oh so tired of people who don't understand what their jobs actually are and whining about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)
97
93 Surely Lilly Wachowski can finance a little $10 million dollar movie himself can't he? It's sure to be as big a money machine as The Matrix was and this time as the financier he can keep all the profits.
Posted by: fozzy at September 18, 2026 04:25 PM (zH2yS)
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Communists and anarchists don't raise funding themselves. Money is the root of capitalistic evil.
They leach off of rich people while hoarding their own money.
100
Start one job on Monday. Tentative job the following Monday. How to navigate this?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (d5Pps)
101
If you cannot change the atrocities, you have a duty to bear witness, and to use whatever platforms you have to ensure others do too.
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"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:21 PM (+a7XK)
Standing on someone else's stage on someone else's tour is not a 'platform', and bellowing trite slogans so YOU can get applause isn't bearing witness to anything.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
And what, pray tell, is that culture? Being little speech fascists on the topic of "my pronouns"? Frantically trying to score as many categories in intersectional victim bingo? "Me, me, me" and "I, I, I" all the time about the "special gifts" you bring to the culture? That community is bereft of culture.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (trSL4)
103
Also, don't these "comedians" have at least a dozen writers working for them?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (oPFtC)
104Something happened to this dude after the Matrix.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
To both of them.
"The Wachowski Brothers" both identify as "sisters" now. Lilly and Lana.
Funny how there's never a tranny who realized their soul's true name was Bertha or Gertrude.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (VHUov)
I've never seen a Harry Potter movie and don't believe I want to. Is there any other way I could support trans genocide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
106 Matrix 4 was a boring plie o' poo. Even worse than M2 or M#.
So, Ol' Lil doesn't even have that to fall back on.
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (iJfKG)
107
Calling this out is something that every last one of us should be doing, everywhere we have access.
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"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Actually, I got Gamergate/Anita Sarkeesian flashbacks:
...when you start learning about systems, everything is sexist, everything is racist, everything is homophobic, and you have to point it all out to everyone all the time.
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Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)
109
It's always creepy to see clips of these shows with these people telling unfunny jokes and having the audience clap like trained seals.
"Republican stupid" - clap, clap, clap, clap
I get that older kids shows aren't for everyone, but they could at least craft a good joke and the claps and laughs didn't come because you agreed with the jackass. And honestly, I just want to cheer someone on for 22 minutes and laugh out loud several times.
And no gays or blacks bitching about racism.
It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:29 PM (d5Pps)
114In more repulsive "celebrity" news, "Lilly" Wachowski continues complaining that the country isn't embracing and validating "her" trans identity.
This is my offer:
Nothing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 04:29 PM (guGkK)
115
Now Trump is telling a story about saving Melania from falling on a malfunctioning escalator by grabbing her ass. And he's loving it. The press quickly changes the subject to the Kennedy Center.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:29 PM (MHixg)
116
I can be not funny for a fraction of what they're paid.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 18, 2026 04:29 PM (88C+u)
When I read that some person had three children who are all trans, I have to ask what are the odds if it’s such a rare condition? And, how is it not considered a mental illness?
Posted by: Unkaren at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (wBxGS)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (pfXMo)
119
And what, pray tell, is that culture? Being little speech fascists on the topic of "my pronouns"? Frantically trying to score as many categories in intersectional victim bingo? "Me, me, me" and "I, I, I" all the time about the "special gifts" you bring to the culture? That community is bereft of culture.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:27 PM (trSL4)
To semi-quote the movie "Heathers": Your special gifts you bring to the culture has a pretty substantial body count.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)
I've never seen a Harry Potter movie and don't believe I want to. Is there any other way I could support trans genocide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
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Call Lilly a man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (+a7XK)
Watched the movies, read the books. The books were better.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)
121
93 Surely Lilly Wachowski can finance a little $10 million dollar movie himself can't he? It's sure to be as big a money machine as The Matrix was and this time as the financier he can keep all the profits.
Posted by: fozzy
I don't want to lose $10 million dollars of my money for my important message! I want to lose THEIR money for it! Hollywood was fine blowing billions to push our agenda until a couple years ago...what happened?!?!?!
Posted by: Lilly Wachowski at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (S43bs)
122Also, don't these "comedians" have at least a dozen writers working for them?
No. They have """writers""".
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (guGkK)
123
I've never seen a Harry Potter movie and don't believe I want to. Is there any other way I could support trans genocide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
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Call Lilly a man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (+a7XK)
124
Something happened to this dude after the Matrix.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Terms is terms.
They should have read the fine print
Posted by: Mephistopheles at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (5SewL)
125
111 Mixed the thread below where a crowd chimped out and beat a bunch of girls. So was the Media consensus that they instigated it by being?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar
To the "All in the Family" tune...
"Man we could use a man like Bernhard Goetz again....
Those were the days...."
126
Since we're talking about show biz and movies and stuff, I watched Bottle Shock on Netflix (IIRC), and it was excellent. Alan Rickman was at his pompous best. It's about the 1976 blind taste test in France in which Napa Valley wine was shown to be equal to, if not better, than snooty French stuff.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)
So she's being brainwashed. Sounds like a nightmare. I really wonder what's going on in that dorm, giving her the "psychiatric drugs." That could take care of any resistance she has to T-shots or surgery.
I also wonder about this: >>stripped away her Catholic faith by denying her Sunday Mass
Does she actually want to attend? That's some Olympic-class compartmentalization.
Anyway, she's 17. I hope this story is followed until she's 18 and released from DCF.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (mmrXZ)
128 I'm probably in the minority about this, but to me, the Matrix really hasn't aged well. *shrug*.
It never caught fire with me. Once the "humans as powercells" idea was broached, I correctly assessed it as horseshit and it was one and done by me on the viewing schedule.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (trSL4)
129
Watched the movies, read the books. The books were better.
Posted by: tubal
But, like, reading sucks.
Posted by: Beavis at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (S43bs)
When I read that some person had three children who are all trans, I have to ask what are the odds if it’s such a rare condition? And, how is it not considered a mental illness?
Posted by: Unkaren at September 18, 2026 04:30 PM (wBxGS)
Like if someone had three kids who all suffered from eating rat poison, this suggests foul play.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)
131
Worth a mention, movie reporter Dave Poland got driven out of Hollywood for being the first person to break the news about sissy tranny being a tranny.
Transpoison, aka, coffee that identifies as poison.
Posted by: Unkaren at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (wBxGS)
135
How does paying people to not be funny work as a business model?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (d5Pps)
136
133 Don't know Harry Potter has anything transgender
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Nope, not even a hint until now.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)
137Something happened to this dude after the Matrix.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Terms is terms.
They should have read the fine print
Posted by: Mephistopheles at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (5SewL)
Okay, I laughed.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (iJfKG)
138
Oh so tired of people who don't understand what their jobs actually are and whining about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)
They aren’t comedians, they are spokespeople who tell badly written jokes by a committee of political activists who are under the mistaken belief that they are comedy writers.
All financed by big media to politically influence a shrinking demographic of Baby Boomers (and nostalgic Gen X and Millennials) who still watch late night shows.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)
139Don't know Harry Potter has anything transgender
I kinda doubt that J.K. would allow it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 04:33 PM (guGkK)
140
126 Since we're talking about show biz and movies and stuff, I watched Bottle Shock on Netflix (IIRC), and it was excellent. Alan Rickman was at his pompous best. It's about the 1976 blind taste test in France in which Napa Valley wine was shown to be equal to, if not better, than snooty French stuff.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)
The older actors are great, the younger ones, (Chris Pine was young at the time) suck big time.
141 I'm probably in the minority about this, but to me, the Matrix really hasn't aged well. *shrug*.
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I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes -- maybe even less. Cliche-ridden down to the camera angles, the art direction, and the production design. Maybe I'll hate-watch it sometime just for how badly executed it is artistically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:33 PM (mmrXZ)
142
the thread below where a crowd chimped out and beat a bunch of girls"
Actually, a somewhat interesting point there.
East Coast areas were heavily impacted by a certain prezdit'n won who encouraged (and funded) subsidized housing in far 'burban areas that were "too white" (well, you get the idea).
York PA is one such area. So, 15 years later, we get...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:33 PM (pfXMo)
143
don't these "comedians" have at least a dozen writers working for them?
One of the network shows numbered in the hundreds.
By contrast, Gutfeld's writers are on his guest panel every night.
And they rib him about relying on them for his material.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 18, 2026 04:34 PM (zdLoL)
144
There's a strange bias in Hollywood. If you self fund a movie and it flops you are a loser but if you get someone lese to pay for it and it bombs you are just misunderstood.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 04:34 PM (SwyyQ)
145
It does always amuse me that when a leftwinger says they are an anarchist it means there should be no restrictions on what they can say or do...but plenty of restrictions on what YOU can say and do
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
146
133 Don't know Harry Potter has anything transgender
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
No trannies in the books or movies but they do have a magic potion, Polyjuice, that transforms them into any other person if they get a piece of that person’s hair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)
147
I've never seen a Harry Potter movie and don't believe I want to. Is there any other way I could support trans genocide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (Cqx++)
I've read about half the books and seen a couple movies. They are pretty decent as YA fare and movies for kids. The content came out even before the author woked up and made Dumbledore gay.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
148
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.
Posted by: Not Harry Potter at September 18, 2026 04:35 PM (zZu0s)
149
Also if you self fund a movie and it does well Hollywood REALLY, really hate you. See: Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 04:35 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:36 PM (d5Pps)
151East Coast areas were heavily impacted by a certain prezdit'n won who encouraged (and funded) subsidized housing in far 'burban areas that were "too white" (well, you get the idea).
York PA is one such area. So, 15 years later, we get...
Another Cargo Cult failure?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 04:36 PM (guGkK)
152
133 Don't know Harry Potter has anything transgender
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
No trannies in the books or movies but they do have a magic potion, Polyjuice, that transforms them into any other person if they get a piece of that person’s hair.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)
HP had absurd power "creep". If those kids can bend time and cast death spells...
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:38 PM (pfXMo)
159
"When I read that some person had three children who are all trans, I have to ask what are the odds if it’s such a rare condition? And, how is it not considered a mental illness?"
Zero odds ... it was a Woke parent (probably Mom) or a Woke teacher, or maybe some leftist that somehow had access to the boy or girl in their vulnerable youth. And Wokeness is a mental illness.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (vbXSk)
160
Another entertaining press gaggle with Trump, Sanders, Oz, and RFK.
Still no idea why Governor Sanders was there, except she interceded with the press on Trump's behalf a couple times.
Anyway, drug prices are dropping. That was his news.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (MHixg)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)
162
They want me to tour job number two after starting job number one. Two is still tentative. What to do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (d5Pps)
163
I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes -- maybe even less. Cliche-ridden down to the camera angles, the art direction, and the production design. Maybe I'll hate-watch it sometime just for how badly executed it is artistically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:33 PM (mmrXZ)
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Why do you hate the transes?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (RIvkX)
The first three books were great. Good sense of wonder and whimsy. With the four, the series started to turn and just got worse (for me) from there. It lost some indefinite quality i cant put my finger on.
Side note: the build quality of the original hardcover is outstanding. Thats mighty fine feeling paper under your fingers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (zZu0s)
So is chicken. And pork prices have been very good lately.
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:40 PM (pfXMo)
166
I'm probably in the minority about this, but to me, the Matrix really hasn't aged well. *shrug*.
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I couldn't get through the first 15 minutes -- maybe even less. Cliche-ridden down to the camera angles, the art direction, and the production design. Maybe I'll hate-watch it sometime just for how badly executed it is artistically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I still think it's pretty good. Sure, some of the stuff (human batteries) is dumb, but the premise and world are interesting. I think so many lame movies trying to rip it off followed, and it influenced films so much, that it certainly seems predictable and derivative...when actually it set the standard others relentlessly aped.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 04:40 PM (S43bs)
167
Since we're on it, the BBC is reviving Doctor Who.
IP necrophilia is a thing.
Just leave the corpse alone.
Until we can get AI to erase all your crap.
And we will.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)
Not sure how they are going to do that, really. Their hand picked best director burned it to ashes and the core fandom is in full rebellion and ready for a fight.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)
168
NY Times: Trump Says He Has Banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico From White House
Oh no. When will the carnage end? Never, I hope.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 18, 2026 04:40 PM (VyD10)
169
I have read all Potter books and besides having them on CD actually watch them in full to parts. Do have segments as favorites, Night Bus and Dragons
.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)
170
Two thumbs on Bottle Shock. Fun movie all around.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 04:41 PM (KGj36)
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Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:37 PM (pfXMo)
Lol. Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas.
She was gone quick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)
173
the core fandom is in full rebellion and ready for a fight."
Give 'em a jelly baby.
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:41 PM (pfXMo)
174 Why do you hate the transes?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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lol I hated the transes before it was cool.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:42 PM (mmrXZ)
175
147 I've never seen a Harry Potter movie and don't believe I want to. Is there any other way I could support trans genocide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Search for nudes of Emma Watson. Or watch the first film and spank it to her.
It's the only way to beat transphobia like a Muslim.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 04:42 PM (S43bs)
176
Not sure how they are going to do that, really. Their hand picked best director burned it to ashes and the core fandom is in full rebellion and ready for a fight.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)
Yeah, but saw her do a version of "Sweet Child O' Mine"
Yeowza....
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (pfXMo)
179
I'm all in favor of trans genocide! When can we start? Is gas OK, or must we use wood chippers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (1z8ji)
180
HP had absurd power "creep". If those kids can bend time and cast death spells...
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)
I look at them as 90s British school Jedis in training.
The stories are kinda similar with The Chosen One theme.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)
181
" He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.
Posted by: Not Harry Potter"
But enough about how Lena got pregnant.
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (MWfyi)
182 NY Times: Trump Says He Has Banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico From White House
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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NY Times is secretly celebrating that now all their shyte will be "exclusive."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0)
184
The few minutes I have been exposed, briefly, to the vapid tedious nonsense of the pathetic "comedians" discussed here were "are you kidding me?" moments. Was hard to believe this was an actual TV show and not a parody. Very nice but incredibly clueless political airhead tribal Dem sheeple friends exposed me to it.
A redundant reminder of how unrecognizably and hopelessly ignorant and misinformed a gigantic portion of the US public is.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 04:44 PM (U/Byj)
185
He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.
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In a better world it would be permissible to beat someone with a stick who utters nonsense like that.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 04:44 PM (TN0g+)
186
What a couple of wimps.
How about go sit on a hilltop when it's 20 degrees, snowing, the wind it 20mph, and you have a can of mystery meat with beans for dinner...cold.
And do this for three weeks, keeping your weapons clean and the radio working.
And at your current age.
Pussies.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (2WIwB)
187
My kids were HP fanatics. To keep up, I've read the series a couple of times. And watched the movies, again because my kids loved them and I wanted to be part of their excitement over JKR's tremendous achievement.
But I confess to have never been able to make it through even one Matrix movie. The plot summaries look great, but the movie was boring.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (MHixg)
188
A Tesla parked at my local dog park had this spoonerism bumpersticker:
MUCK FUSK.
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (kX27y)
189
161 The Polyjuice is for disguise
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)
So is transgenderism when you get right down to it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Igor Dick at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (Cqx++)
192
One could find a lot funnier stuff by watching old Johnny Carson skits with actual real people ( such as the oldest Illinois farmer ) or clips with Bob Newhart. As far as I know, Jonny Carson stayed away from cheap political humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (JrHfD)
193
That chick killing a bunch of Christian kids in school probably did more to turn people against trannies than either Rowling or Musk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (+a7XK)
Not to mention the creep who murdered Charlie Kirk. Not a tranny. but down the "cause". Evil is evil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (1z8ji)
194
I mentioned it before but this one young actress Kyrianna Kratter, who's 16 is going to be in "All of Us" which I guess is a zombie video game based show.
I was so happy for her because she was the ONLY funny part of season 5 of "Bunk'd".
The girls playing a tranny.
But work is work.
She was also in a Star Wars show Disney had. "Skeleton Crew" - the one with kids. Never watched it.
Both of his hit comedy shows were national treasures.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (TN0g+)
198
They really are psychos. Murderous psychos. And kids get this insanity pushed into their TikTok brainwashing feeds all day every day.
Posted by: They can't be reasoned with at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)
199
I'm all in favor of trans genocide! When can we start? Is gas OK, or must we use wood chippers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:43 PM (1z8ji)
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Good Coen Brothers reference!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (/cpaV)
200
Col- bert is his name, that's how his mom pronounced it, not the fancy way he says it , was a little retard in highschool & just got worse.
Posted by: Bob at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (8fcNE)
201
the NCAA deciding to pull the Men's Basketball Tournament out of North Carolina if they decided to institute these bathroom bans that would harm trans people.
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IIRC the evil fascist genocidal anti-trans North Carolina law just said that municipalities couldn't force businesses to let trannies use whatever bathroom they wanted
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (d5Pps)
203
Both of his hit comedy shows were national treasures."
What's.. .what's "coffee" Walter?
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (pfXMo)
204
I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM (p3pWU)
Nope. Join the club.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (1z8ji)
205
This whole trans thing is difficult to form an opinion on. I know I should be lobbying on behalf of parents out there who still have minors in the public school system. But, personally, I no longer do.
So I end up looking at "transgenders" like giving a fishing hat to a monkey at the zoo and laughing when they put it on their head. The monkey is immitating humans....just like a Male human immitates a Female Human (with all those stereotypes included) describes a "transgender." I can't help laughing at them, ridiculing them, and maybe feeling a bit of pitty for their delusions. BUT, I can't take them seriously. They're funny looking, and the seriousness they apply to the disguise makes it all the more hilarious.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (dIske)
206
Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel, our comedy and thoughtleaders are sincerely on a whole nother level. We should embrace them and support them like Cucker Tarlson.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (5C90x)
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155 Since we're on it, the BBC is reviving Doctor Who.
IP necrophilia is a thing.
Just leave the corpse alone.
Until we can get AI to erase all your crap.
And we will.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)
I can’t wait to see the interesting casting choices the BBC is going to make.
They need to find a showrunner who actually likes the show and it’s history, instead of gay political activists doing self inserts.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
208
The first three books were great. Good sense of wonder and whimsy. With the four, the series started to turn and just got worse (for me) from there. It lost some indefinite quality i cant put my finger on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (zZu0s)
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Eh. The worldbuilding never made a whole lot of sense to me. The magic system alone is all over the place. Where does magic come from? What defines "power level" in the HP 'verse?
209
Tell "Lily" that he looks like a guy in a dress
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (oUMhY)
210Since we're on it, the BBC is reviving Doctor Who.
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Not sure how they are going to do that, really. Their hand picked best director burned it to ashes and the core fandom is in full rebellion and ready for a fight.
Same way they did it multiple times with Spiderman and Batman. Just pretend everything before today never happened.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (vTZFs)
211
Perhaps they failed to bring up their gay negro background then sue for discrimination against race, sexuality and HIPAA violations.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (1jwgG)
212
Dude. She's like 9 in the first film.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's why she's perfect!!!!
Posted by: Muhammed at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (S43bs)
213
195 But they use Polyjuice to get into the ministry not a sex club
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)
There’s surely some fan fiction on the web somewhere.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt)
214
That chick killing a bunch of Christian kids in school probably did more to turn people against trannies than either Rowling or Musk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (+a7XK)
Not to mention the creep who murdered Charlie Kirk. Not a tranny. but down the "cause". Evil is evil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (1z8ji)
Seeking any accountability from these creatures, disagreeing with any part of their agenda, not wanting them to indoctrinate grade schoolers or swing their dicks around in female-only places is "transgenocide."
Posted by: Insanity but people buy into it at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (TbWk/)
215189 161 The Polyjuice is for disguise
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)
So is transgenderism when you get right down to it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)
Nah, it's all about suicide.
Trannyism is about as close as you can get to annihilation of the self without actually killing yourself.
TRANNYISM
The Coward's Suicode
Or some such thing.
A big ball of intense self-hatred is all it takes.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (iJfKG)
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Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 04:47 PM (TN0g+)
Yes, and he seemed like IRL he was a nice guy as well. Another comic who was really funny but not stuck on himself was Tim Conway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (JrHfD)
217
The original Matrix movie was good and very original. After that it wasnt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (oUMhY)
218
Trump banned cnn, msnow and politico from the white house press briefing. Lawsuits incoming and liberal judges ordering Trump to let them in forthcoming.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 04:51 PM (I43vL)
219
Uh, guys? You don't have to drink poison every day. You just have to be funny — you seem to have forgotten how to do that.
Posted by: Ralph at September 18, 2026 04:51 PM (8WZD4)
220
75. Given how poorly they 'extrapolated' from the Silmarillion and Appendices for Rangz O Powah, I can't see it working well when moving from a few sentences from Aragorn and Gandalf to a new feature that's hours long.
Posted by: Oldcat
Ha! You're a wise one. No argument from me.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 04:51 PM (NFX2v)
221
212 Dude. She's like 9 in the first film.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's why she's perfect!!!!
Posted by: Muhammed at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (S43bs)
You know what Muhammed loves about 29 year olds?
There's 20 of them...
224
Yes, and he seemed like IRL he was a nice guy as well. Another comic who was really funny but not stuck on himself was Tim Conway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (JrHfD)
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Chagrin Falls, Ohio favorite son
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:52 PM (/cpaV)
225 Trump banned cnn, msnow and politico from the white house press briefing. Lawsuits incoming and liberal judges ordering Trump to let them in forthcoming.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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he attempted something like this once and SCOTUS said Nope. What was that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:52 PM (mmrXZ)
226
But I confess to have never been able to make it through even one Matrix movie. The plot summaries look great, but the movie was boring.
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the first one was watchable. no interest in anything after that since there wasn't really a story only a concept. It was good use of early CGI. Keanu was ya know Keanu. It had a mood/tone that was pretty good - noir/Kung Fu/leather. But kind of like Miami Vice - it was just style, a concept, and not much else. Acting wise not a lot going on either.
Posted by: Typical Trannie at September 18, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)
227
As far as I know, Jonny Carson stayed away from cheap political humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (JrHfD)
Johnny did political jokes but he nailed Dems & Republicans. He didn’t discriminate.
And his jokes were actually funny 90% of the time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)
228
217 The original Matrix movie was good and very original. After that it wasnt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (oUMhY)
It came out in 1999 and set the tone for movies for years, just like Pulp Fiction did 5 years earlier.
I noticed his band Dogstar is touring--they're supposed to play Tulsa, Oklahoma soon.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 04:54 PM (TN0g+)
231
It was hard to watch any political late night after Trump got elected the second time. You could just see their struggle to remain composed in their eyes as the country sinks deeper and deeper into fascism.
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I swear, to the extent these boomers won't be dead by then, these losers will still be whining about fascism for the next 20 years.
Every day, all day long, they're consumed with this singular notion no matter how much evidence to the contrary or little in support.
It's just a retard's shorthand that skips any intelligence, a placeholder for anything they don't like--even if it's what they claimed to support decades earlier.
Like border control or opposing gay marriage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 18, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Deranged Leftst (BIRM) at September 18, 2026 04:56 PM (8JR9p)
237
rump banned cnn, msnow and politico from the white house press briefing.
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I dunno, seems like a privilege to be granted access to the briefing room, not a right. I mean, its not like the briefings are available to everyone in real time on Cspan. I suppose you could make the case that they can't ask questions live - but so what - they can submit their questions in writing. Its not like they have to be called on if they come to the press conference do they? Isn't that discretionary? Why invite anyone - turn it into office space and do the briefings by zoom.
Posted by: Is it just me or does the Press think they are running things at September 18, 2026 04:56 PM (anL5R)
238
Eh. The worldbuilding never made a whole lot of sense to me. The magic system alone is all over the place. Where does magic come from? What defines "power level" in the HP 'verse?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)
Kind of my point. The first three books are kind of 'Wow, look at this world.' After that, she had to get more nuts and bolts as far as character and storyline. After four, it seems like the narrative force drops off a cliff and everything becomes this muddled mess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
239
221 212 Dude. She's like 9 in the first film.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's why she's perfect!!!!
Posted by: Muhammed at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (S43bs)
The best part of marrying a 6 year old girl is when she catches you looking at her younger sister, you can deny it saying "I wasn't looking at her!! She's just a kid!"
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:57 PM (d5Pps)
242
>>>You could just see their struggle to remain composed in their eyes as the country sinks deeper and deeper into fascism.
If they are anything like me they are just dying to dance and sing!
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 04:57 PM (SwyyQ)
243
234 I saw today a news story saying Alberta has scheduled their (non-binding) referendum on independence for Oct. 19th.
That'll be interesting to watch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:55 PM (/cpaV)
How many Albertans are on the government dole? Everything hinges on that.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar8)
244
And for its crowning achievement, Dark City brings you 1997 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 18, 2026 04:58 PM (TIizU)
245
I saw today a news story saying Alberta has scheduled their (non-binding) referendum on independence for Oct. 19th.
That'll be interesting to watch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:55 PM (/cpaV)
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I vote "Oui!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)
246
I thought Wachowski was that little guy in Monsters Inc. with one eye that was voiced by Billy Crystal.
Posted by: Ralph at September 18, 2026 04:58 PM (8WZD4)
247
Johnny did political jokes but he nailed Dems & Republicans. "
Or nail Art Fern's assistant...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:58 PM (pfXMo)
248
The Matrix was ok but a ripoff of Dark City.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 18, 2026 04:53 PM (TIizU)
Dark City came out in 1998. Very unlikely the Matrix could have ripped it off (it ripped off other things, like 'The Invisibles' though).
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I think it ripped the tone Noir/Kung Fu/Leather from the Movie Streets of Fire 1989 Michael Pare etc etc.
Posted by: Is it just me or does the Press think they are running things at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (anL5R)
249
But ring cams are private, not linked to a global network.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 04:17 PM (vbXSk)
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Uhhh.....what?
Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)
250 Eh, since this is kinda sorta a movie thread and I'm already complaining.
I read this:
Mark Andrew Edwards talks too much about Horror.
And don't agree with the assertion that to be a horror movie, the movie has to have an unhappy ending.
The assertion is made at the beginning and then never explored, just repeated over and over using various horror movies as examples.
Not really something you can have a discussion about.
"It's not a horror movie because of the happy ending."
"Yes, it is."
Done.
It's like the Monty Python argument skit.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)
I noticed his band Dogstar is touring--they're supposed to play Tulsa, Oklahoma soon.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2026 04:54 PM
I saw him & Dogstar a couple of years ago...it was a good show
Keanu plays bass & was very un-assuming...they introduced him, he waved, and that was that, he was just a dude named Keanu playing the bass
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (AMvSw)
252
Alberta’s main problem is very similar to our main problems; their cities Edmonton and Calgary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)
253 Eh. The worldbuilding never made a whole lot of sense to me. The magic system alone is all over the place. Where does magic come from? What defines "power level" in the HP 'verse?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I don't even know where to start on how bad the HP books are, but that's a good place. The magic is totally random. How is there ever any legitimate suspense if some magician can just stand up and say "Arresto momentum!" and Harry doesn't hit the ground after all.
There is never a single moment of suspense.
I could go on for 5000 words on this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)
254
How many Albertans are on the government dole? Everything hinges on that.
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar ================
you're thinking of Scotland, aren't you?
Alberta looks pretty prosperous to me, when I've been there (ranching, mining, oil/gas, tourism), but I've not looked at statistics.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 05:00 PM (/cpaV)
255
246 I thought Wachowski was that little guy in Monsters Inc. with one eye that was voiced by Billy Crystal.
Posted by: Ralph
Mike Wazowski > Lilly Wachowski
Billy Crystal > Bill Kristol
It does get confusing.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 05:00 PM (S43bs)
261
Kind of hard to make decisions with tentative start date.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 05:01 PM (d5Pps)
262
The Harry Potter movies were better than the books. The books tended to go on and on and on. In the fourth book, the world quiddich cup thing goes on for over a hundred pages. In the film it was done in a matter of minutes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2026 05:02 PM (CHHv1)
263 Ceuta under attack, again.
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Treated like Pennsylvania off campus housing.
Posted by: Mob rule is great everybody! at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (SwyyQ)
265
Why do trolls come here? Eternal question. Zero influence, zero respect. Absolute humiliation. Do all trolls wear a gimp suit?
Posted by: tubal at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar8)
266
However awful you believe the HP books to be, you have to give JK an ENORMOUS amount of credit for getting young boys to read. My oldest and I went to the Barnes and Noble bookstore twice at midnight for two different books on their release dates. He then buried himself in his bed and read them straight through.
And then read them again.
He is still a reader. And JK gets the credit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (W2Pud)
267
Alone on a deserted country road, Dumbledore waves his wand:
F950ius Earthfuckerus!
Then climbs up into the cab. Takes off, blowing black coal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)
268
"But ring cams are private, not linked to a global network.Posted by: illiniwek ------
Uhhh.....what? Posted by: ballistic
Well, that's what I thought. They may contact police, but afaik, it is not part of a universal system.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (vbXSk)
269
244 And for its crowning achievement, Dark City brings you 1997 Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 18, 2026 04:58 PM (TIizU)
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And post-Rocky Horror Riff Raff.
Posted by: As long as we're doing trivia at September 18, 2026 05:03 PM (xg/DD)
https://tinyurl.com/5fytdxnd
telegraph UK link
Posted by: illiniwek
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I can't get behind the firewall, but wtf? aGAIN? Are they the same "migrants" who escaped their housing, or are they new ones who just hit the beach? Good lord. I'd swear this was a far-right (as they call it in Europe) op.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 05:04 PM (mmrXZ)
272
I do wonder how much career instability has to do with Hollywood being crazy. It can't help.
There aren't a LOT of people who consistently work. Scott Bakula. Katy Segal.
Some really talented actresses, pretty too, in their 20s and up that I thought would have amazing careers, they're still working but there's tons of other pretty actresses. They're working but still - not stable employment.
And the ones I follow on Instagram - a lot are doing music. And they're talented but still....
Posted by: I'm just trying to understand this hotdog sandwich thingy at September 18, 2026 05:04 PM (anL5R)
274
I must be the only one who has never seen their shows.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2026 04:11 PM (p3pWU)
Nope. Join the club.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2026 04:48 PM (1z8ji)
I opted out of Late Night when Letterman was still funny. Long time ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)
275
Alberta’s main problem is very similar to our main problems; their cities Edmonton and Calgary.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)
True, dat.
Posted by: joe biden at September 18, 2026 05:07 PM (1z8ji)
276
Eh. The worldbuilding never made a whole lot of sense to me. The magic system alone is all over the place. Where does magic come from? What defines "power level" in the HP 'verse?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 04:49 PM (FZ29D)
Kind of my point. The first three books are kind of 'Wow, look at this world.' After that, she had to get more nuts and bolts as far as character and storyline. After four, it seems like the narrative force drops off a cliff and everything becomes this muddled mess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
And she was aided by the idea that most of the world was ours, with a rump secret wizarding society on top of it. When she had to add in the 'other branches' for different countries, or even how the current English leaders dealt with the bad wizards the cracks started to gape open.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
277
guy uses "receptacle" a lot. seems to like that word.
Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2026 05:18 PM (v3pYe)
278They must hunt Trump through the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before they give him up!
Bet they can't do it in under twelve parsecs!
Posted by: Han Solo at September 18, 2026 05:32 PM (0sNs1)
What was it then?
Posted by: I'm just trying to understand this hotdog sandwich thingy at September 18, 2026 05:04 PM
A Christmas movie, duh!
Posted by: John McClane at September 18, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
York PA Police Repeatedly Refuse to Shut Down a Black "Teen Takeover" Near Campus Housing, Even After Four 911 Calls; Eventually the Thugs Drag White Female College Students by the Hair and Beat Them Senseless
"Decarceration" plus "equity in justice."
You can't send young thugs to jail because that's just the "school to jail" pipeline.
And we must generally empty the prisons, because prisons are racist.
And also, we need Equity in who gets sent to jail, so if black men commit crimes at 6-8 the rates of whites, we're just going to have to immunize 75% of black criminals from the law so that we can get those numbers to look good.
Also, it's Racist Misinformation to report actual crimes involving black people, so the media is going to have to embargo the story and smear anyone pointing it out as a racist.
And here you go. College students repeatedly called the cops to complain of a "teen takeover" right in their street and the cops, not wanting to arrest black thugs -- gotta keep those numbers down, we can't have a "school to jail" pipeline -- simply refused to even do a drive-by to scare the rioters off.
Eventually, the rioters started beating up girls who disrespected them by just being on their own porch.
">And no one's allowed to even talk about this, because whites are just going to have to accept some Street Reparations from time to time.
Pennsylvania college students beaten unconscious, dragged by hair as mob invades off-campus house
By Nicholas McEntyre
Several female Pennsylvania college students were brutally assaulted by a mob of agitators who had invaded their off-campus house during an apparent illegal street takeover.
The unidentified coeds, who attend York College of Pennsylvania, were dragged by the hair, punched, kicked, maced and beaten unconscious in the attack as they were sitting on the front porch of their rental home Saturday morning, according to Fox 43.
Whose porch? OUR PORCH!
"After the first punch was given, all these girls started to rush us, and that's where it kind of gets blurry because I think people were coming at me... I turn and see my friend get dragged by her hair down our porch steps and disappear. My other friend got dragged by her hair," one of the students told the outlet.
Dozens of suspects pummeled one of the students as she lay on the ground while a separate group of assailants unleashed a barrage of punches at another girl outside the home, according to videos obtained by Fox 43 and WGAL.
The violent attack took place just north of campus on the 300 block of W Jackson Street in York, Pa.
Hundreds of people had shown up to the area for an illegal street race when commotion drew the crowd to the students' location.
The students claim the heated confrontation was ignited when one of the suspects verbally accosted the group outside their home just before 1:50 a.m. as they told the mob to leave the property.
"One of the cars street racing smashed into a parked car by the firehouse, which is right next to the house. When this happened, all of the townies migrated over towards the house and on the grass. We all asked them to move off the property, and that's when everything erupted," one of the victims told Fox 43.
"I remember looking at our friend in the knee brace when I got caught off guard and ripped by my hair off the porch," she said. "From then, I was dragged to the stop sign and that's when everyone jumped me. I was getting kicked by probably 12 people at the same time."
The student said she was defenseless because she was trying to hold her tube top up with one of her arms as she was pummeled in the face.
The one victim believes she blacked out at least twice during the assault, once when she was kicked in the ribs and another when she was struck in the head.
Only after the fifth 911 call, when informed the mob was beating girls unconscious, did the police dare to interrupt the Mostly Peaceful Street Takeover.
Actual Justice Warrior -- video linked below -- notes that the media is downplaying this, when they report on it at all. The local media reports it as the girls "claiming" to be beaten, despite the attack being filmed by the thugs themselves, and further suggests this is just a "fight" or "brawl" and that maybe it was the white college girls who picked a fight with the black mob that took over their street.
This article, for example, calls it a "fight," because a "fight" sounds better than a racial lynching.
🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!!
York PA police have NOT ARRESTED A SINGLE PERSON... after a MASSIVE MOB of Black "teens" dragged a White female college student off her own porch BY HER HAIR, dragged her to a stop sign, and then beat her UNCONSCIOUS... TWICE...
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
Sep 16
Here's a list of news networks who have NOT covered the brutal beating of a White woman in York PA:
- NYTimes
- CNN
- Washington Post
- MSNBC
- NPR
- USA Today
- Reuters
- Axios
- ABC News
Every single one of them wrote stories on George Floyd...
...do you get it yet?!!!!!!!!
Here's a local report calling it a "brawl" and casting doubt on the victims' claims of being beaten, saying they're "demanding action after saying they were attacked."
They're saying it? It's on video.
Compare the deep skepticism of a videotaped lynching to the media's immediate acceptance and promotion of the Jussie Smollet race hoax.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 18, 2026 03:10 PM (2Ez/1)
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Up until, say, the 1950s or so, it was not uncommon for white people to form gangs in this country. Other than biker gangs or prison gangs there just aren’t many all-white gangs left.
I can assure the blacks, who still love to fight in packs and join street gangs, that they will not like it when gangs come back in fashion for white people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)
20
I wonder when the Preener-in-Chief is going to take note of this crap.
How many FBI agents for the Bubba Wallace garage pull string?
Posted by: eddie at September 18, 2026 03:10 PM (f95WM)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)
23
"One of the cars street racing smashed into a parked car by the firehouse, which is right next to the house.
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I looked up the location on Google Maps, based on the information in the article.
Eagle Fire Station 7 is located on that block.
What were the firefighters doing during this altercation?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (d5Pps)
25
Didn't we just have a Fake Lynching this past week?
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (Dtg8k)
26
Remember that guy who built bear armor? Just add a chainsaw and you would make quite a fun entrance to the next "teen takeover." Maybe strap on a boom box blasting "Flight of the Valkyries" at 11.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (SwyyQ)
27
The white girls just aren't smart. You don't call 911 and report a racial beating, you call 911 and say your house is full of lesbians and trans women and you are being attacked by h8ters.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (Xi8/k)
28
It's almost as if all cultures aren't created equal.
Posted by: ballistic at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (oqH4h)
29
apparently this was a lacrosse team's house (rental) - so they're athletes
gonna be rough for York to recruit now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)
30
Oh Leftists have wanted a race war since that was the start of Cultural Marxism
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)
31
As has been said before, we developed police because street justice could get wild. If police won't police expect street justice to return.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 18, 2026 03:12 PM (Gelwd)
32
Leftists: "Why would any ever need a 30-round magazine?"
People after watching that video: "Nope, you need a minimum of FIVE 30-round magazines when being attacked by a mob of 150 people."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 18, 2026 03:12 PM (HlyYF)
33
White people are going to increasingly vote as a bloc.
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I wouldn't count on that.
Posted by: Narcissistic empathy at September 18, 2026 03:12 PM (XeU6L)
34
The second Amendment exists for a really good reason.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 03:13 PM (NnhvP)
35
it's being reported that three girls were charged in the York assault.
meanwhile in Philly there was a nasty "teen" brawl on a train:
https://tinyurl.com/45nzkhth
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (d5Pps)
41This is why, as someone who is very pro gun reform, I still think personal firearm ownership should be a thing.
Agreed, but not them. We don’t need armed 18-22 year old suburban girls moving to the hood to fight for territory. There are a hundred similar schools within 100 miles that aren’t in dangerous areas. These kids all have families with the means to transfer.
And the victims could have their gun stolen and possibly used on them? What a ridiculous POV. If you have a gun and its 50 v 1 you retreat.
the problem is that this is a BAD neighborhood and has been for many years. If you value your children keep the away from this area completely.
I’m going to guess that she probably said something that she deserved this
this is right down the street from my house. I try to avoid the area after nightfall. Especially during school season. Usually pretty annoying crowds even if they aren't being violent.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (S43bs)
42
Blach Orchid surprised the article names races of both parties involved
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (Ia/+0)
43
York was a nice little place back in the 80s/90s. A bit economically depressed. But a solid blue collar town that was always nice to visit. Friendly people, good antique stores...
Also, home of the band Live.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2026 03:15 PM (Dtg8k)
44
41 Agreed, but not them. We don’t need armed 18-22 year old suburban girls moving to the hood to fight for territory. There are a hundred similar schools within 100 miles that aren’t in dangerous areas. These kids all have families with the means to transfer.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (S43bs)
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Can you believe the racism?
This is white flight, and it's deeply racist.
Of course, them moving into the area is gentrification which is also racism.
Shitsburgh sends it's denziens into the surrounding communities, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 03:16 PM (q921n)
48
Seen this shit up close and personal. The difference is I had the lead bitch by the throat before she knew what happened.
That one move saved my ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 03:16 PM (UdrMW)
4944 41 Agreed, but not them. We don’t need armed 18-22 year old suburban girls moving to the hood to fight for territory. There are a hundred similar schools within 100 miles that aren’t in dangerous areas. These kids all have families with the means to transfer.
lol and YET people pay good money to go to Temple
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:16 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (d5Pps)
51
meanwhile in Philly there was a nasty "teen" brawl on a train:
https://tinyurl.com/45nzkhth
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)
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Nestel said it would not be hard to track them down if District Attorney Larry Krasner chooses to move forward with the charges and issues warrants for their arrest. ========
haha.
Good one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (3MCWg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (Cqx++)
53
>>lol and YET people pay good money to go to Temple
UCLA and USC are both in the middle of war zones, iirc.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (Dtg8k)
54
York was a nice little place back in the 80s/90s. A bit economically depressed. But a solid blue collar town that was always nice to visit. Friendly people, good antique stores...
Also, home of the band Live.
Posted by: garrett
Millersville University. They played there often.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (q921n)
55
Also, home of the band Live.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2026 03:15 PM (Dtg8k)
I think I still have the one CD, Throwing Copper, of theirs.
Played the hell out of it 1994/5.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt)
56
You couldn't pay me enough to go to Temple. I won't even drive through the northeast.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:17 PM (3MCWg)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 18, 2026 03:19 PM (2Ez/1)
7056 You couldn't pay me enough to go to Temple. I won't even drive through the northeast.
me either Huck
I was interviewed for a job at LaSalle and leaving my interview got boxed in on Lincoln Drive - I went off road to escape.
that was 2pm
I won't drive on Lincoln Drive and I won't drive the Boulevard (or environs)
there is no reason to go there
or to North Broad (Temple)
anyway the York thing is what's going on in Central PA - Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton, Scranton, York .. they're trying to get better! but they have a ways to go
it's been pretty bad my whole life, especially Reading and Bethlehem
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (d5Pps)
72Agreed, but not them. We don’t need armed 18-22 year old suburban girls moving to the hood to fight for territory. There are a hundred similar schools within 100 miles that aren’t in dangerous areas. These kids all have families with the means to transfer. =====================
Love that the Reddit crowd is now advocating white flight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (3MCWg)
73
The mayor of York is Sandie Walker an African American with degrees in Leadership Studies and Urban Policy and Planning. Wonder if she planned for this?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (oUMhY)
74
UCLA? Don't think so, unless things have really really changed. Nice west side area near Bel Air, Brentwood, Beverly Hills (swimmin' pools, movie stars, Iranian businessmen).
USC? Oh yeah. For decades now. Though I know people whose kids have gone there and did OK in terms of this issue.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (U/Byj)
75
lol and YET people pay good money to go to Temple
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That's why Jesus had to flip the tables.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (8D3Qw)
76 No. It's filled with Yinzers.
Posted by: garrett
BAH
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (q921n)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (d5Pps)
78
I watched the video this morning and sickened by all of this.
Two things we know:
1. If the races had been reversed, this would be on the national news 24/7 along with Sharpton, Crump, et.al. Gayle King would probably keel over.
2. If these girls would have been armed and shot at the attackers, they would have been immediately arrested and facing murder charges + race rioting in York.
I read in the NYP, that they have arrested 3 girls on some lower level BS charges.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
79
you guys know it's NOT always sunny up in here, right?
UCLA is heaven compared to Temple. temple is Fallujah!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (j+aD2)
80 Love that the Reddit crowd is now advocating white flight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Do we get our own country?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)
86
38 my thinking is bear spray (multiple containers)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (j+aD2)
1911.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:22 PM (Ntshk)
87As has been said before, we developed police because street justice could get wild. If police won't police expect street justice to return.
Except that it's not a case of police not policing. It an issue of not policing THEM. If you dare to enact "street justice", I guarantee that the entire judicial weight of the State will fall upon you.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 18, 2026 03:22 PM (jEbAh)
88
They wuz kangz an sheeit, then wipipo takes them's gold and juray, colonized em and sheeeit.
Posted by: In the original language at September 18, 2026 03:22 PM (TbWk/)
89
Encouraging all white people to see themselves as a monolithic bloc under constant attack is not going to end well for everyone else.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 18, 2026 03:23 PM (LgYtf)
90
But it's racist for blacks to be the vast majority in prisons when they're only 14% of the population, you guys.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)
It was unwise of the white girls to be outside watching the chaos. Situational awareness disctates that they should have been inside the house, locked the doors, secured firearms, turned out the lights and called the cops over and over and over again. And recorded to the best of their ability.
No way in hell I would be outside watching.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2026 03:23 PM (W2Pud)
99
86 38 my thinking is bear spray (multiple containers)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:14 PM (j+aD2)
1911.
Posted by: tcn
For a crowd of 50+? Calls for more drastic stuff. Maybe a whiff of grapeshot?
Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (S43bs)
100
Remember all the crime we've seen in the last few years is a choice.
This could be stopped if people wanted to...but it would involve removing the 1% behind most of the violent crime through prison or execution instead of giving them a revolving door with the police
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)
101
When they tell you who they are....
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 03:22 PM (vTZFs)
Yeah. People always do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)
102
There was a time when the word "wookie" was forbidden. Very different time.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (8D3Qw)
103
The left is exploding again, because PDJT is trying to kick MSDNC, CNN and Politico out of the White House press room.
I thought I heard Politico ran out of money again last week, and missed a payroll, but I guess not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (3MCWg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:25 PM (d5Pps)
105
What, specifically, would make her deserve this beating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 03:24 PM (+a7XK)
You know.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (8D3Qw)
106
Wasn't there a case in...Ohio...? where a group of feral yutes beat up an older couple and the FNM/Dems claimed they deserved it because the man in the couple said something rayciss?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
107
I mean, a lot of blood and treasure were expended to emancipate these people, and this is the gratitude we get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (XV/Pl)
108
Just goes to show you why so many in these United States are so sympathetic to the "Palestinians" -- we now have our own version of them, and it's cool to identify. So what if a few white colonizers are made uncomfortable (as they would describe this event), same as a certain day in October?
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (5ayY3)
The one girl they attacked was lucky she was not gang raped.
It looked like South Afrikkans vs white farmers.
Hard to believe it took so long for police response.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (hzuYO)
110
I thought I heard Politico ran out of money again last week, and missed a payroll, but I guess not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September
They did not miss payroll. Their processor had a glitch, people were paid. It was like an hour late or something.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
111
Not a race war unfortunately. This is the Left vs everyone else.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:10 PM (8D3Qw)
It's not a race-war only because it is almost entirely one-sided. Overt tribalism was rooted out of all but the poorest and most marginalized whites. But everyone else largely remains very tribal, especially blacks. So whites may not be interested in tribalism but it remains very interested in them.
I'm starting to think that a fair amount of the national narrative about lynchings is mythology, that it may have been a perfectly understandable response to a very violent demographic. See also Apartheid, South Africa.
I'm moving on from black fatigue to black hostility.
112
I cannot use the term "African-American." My friend from Cameroon has nothing but disgust for most American blacks. She will tell you, "I am African-American, they are just plain black."
She was an architectural draftsman, and then became a PA, and had no use for the race hustlers or whiners.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (Ntshk)
113
I think Ace posted the video of the stand up comic dealing with a heckler about a Clancy joke.
"If she had been shouting the N-word while she was strangling her kids, would you have supported her then?"
"Probably not."
Being racist is THE sin a leftist will never forgive. You can't explain saying the unsayable bad word with "hormones" like you can explain away methodically strangling your three kids with "hormones."
They have internalized the idea that white people are so racist and deserve punishment for their racism that any sign of racism makes the target a justified target for literal violence. (Gay and tranny stuff too, but on a smaller scale.)
We just need more clips of white progressives shouting the n-word in anger, and we could burn that party to the fucking ground.
114
Field Guide to the No Go Zones East of the Mississippi.
Posted by: Roger Tory Peterson at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (nvKZ7)
115
The knocked out renters actually see themselves as the victims.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (8D3Qw)
116
I mean, a lot of blood and treasure were expended to emancipate these people, and this is the gratitude we get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (XV/Pl)
Yep. And they're gonna keep showing us their gratitude.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (q921n)
117
The mayor of York is Sandie Walker an African American with degrees in Leadership Studies and Urban Policy and Planning. Wonder if she planned for this?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (oUMhY)
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She was groomed for this.
Posted by: AlGore at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (2Ez/1)
119
Besides just shooting them, perhaps a ring camera, and a couple other hidden cameras would help in identifying and arresting several of the "privileged" animals in these mobs.
(privileged because they think they are above the law, and in Dem cities with Soros type judges, they often are)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2026 03:28 PM (vbXSk)
"Trump boots CNN, MSNOW and Politico from White House in unprecedented purge of press corps ... and warns MORE outlets are next..President Donald Trump says he has banned CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House, citing 'fake news.'
Journalists from the organizations were blindsided and claimed they had no warning at the White House today.
‘Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow,’ Trump warned in his Truth Social post."
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 03:28 PM (AKptf)
122
105 What, specifically, would make her deserve this beating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 03:24 PM (+a7XK)
You know.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (8D3Qw)
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As AtC likes to say...
Adults say what they mean and can use words to explain their positions.
I want the left to say, explicitly, that white people deserve to get beaten for saying a racist thing. They need to explicate this. To bring the rule out into the open so that we can all understand the bounds that they want to establish.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (d5Pps)
124
What, specifically, would make her deserve this beating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right? Sometimes you get in a scuffle, and maybe you do get hurt a little bit. That doesn’t mean you get to start plugging people with your full metal jacket AR-15 rounds.”
(Especially if it's a white person attacked by a black one!)
Posted by: Rittenhouse prosecutor James Kraus at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (S43bs)
125
For these "takeovers" I would recommend tear gas and rubber bullets on the rioters as soon as they show up. If they do not disperse, light machine gun fire into the crowd followed by .50BMG Raufoss rounds shot into their vehicles.
Posted by: Fuck 'em. It's enough already. at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)
126
Clear that 100% of the culpability here is with the repulsive mob, and the useless "police", but nurse ratched has a solid tactical observation. I suspect most here would agree - if a mob is outside, best move is to go dark, prep (whatever that means in a given situation), scream at 911, and wait).
Kind of astounded that anyone would say anything to the feral mob (however justified). A negative response, to include violence, would be sort of predictable.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (AKptf)
128 Got any naive young girls whose youthful mistakes should not be video'd in this incident?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (mmrXZ)
129
What the f*ck is up with the voice of the guy doing the local 'news' report.......Way fake TV voice guy......FFS.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)
130
What, specifically, would make her deserve this beating?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 03:24 PM (+a7XK)
Telling them something along the lines of “Hey youse guys I just called the police and they said it’s time for youse guys to break it up and go home!”
At which point she probably got back something along the lines of:
“Say what, Karen Bitch, you did what? Awwwww Hell No,”
At which point, the ass whuppin’s began.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (2Ez/1)
132
I watch conservative black commentators and all of them say that when they see a group like this congregating anywhere - park, mall, theater, downtown, etc. they avoid it like the plague and advise that everyone else do likewise.
Excellent job Obama.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (oiNtH)
133
For these "takeovers" I would recommend tear gas and rubber bullets on the rioters as soon as they show up. If they do not disperse, light machine gun fire into the crowd followed by .50BMG Raufoss rounds shot into their vehicles.
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Genocide!!11!
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (AKptf)
134White people are going to increasingly vote as a bloc.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I wouldn't count on that.
Posted by: Narcissistic empathy
Well, the sane white people are going to vote as a block.
.....
Yeah, we're boned.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)
135
106 Wasn't there a case in...Ohio...? where a group of feral yutes beat up an older couple and the FNM/Dems claimed they deserved it because the man in the couple said something rayciss?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)
In what foolish world is it okay to physically attack someone over words?
Imma guess these blacks are the sort who have a very short fuse fueled by a very deficient intellect. I believe the not-so-politically-correct term is now "chimping out." Awful term, but probably somewhat accurate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (Ntshk)
136
Being racist is THE sin a leftist will never forgive.
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Except they're the most racist people on the planet. And I don't mean toward whites.
There are only three unpardonable sins in Leftard Land. One is disagreeing. The second is telling the truth. The third unpardonable sin is having nothing useful to give them.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (8D3Qw)
137
(Especially if it's a white person attacked by a black one!)
Posted by: Rittenhouse prosecutor James Kraus at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (S43bs)
He missed the black guy, iirc. I remember when hearing that, that that was the one thing missing there to turn it from three ring circus into complete crazy town.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)
138...perhaps a ring camera, and a couple other hidden cameras would help in identifying and arresting several of the "privileged" animals in these mobs.
You're assuming that the same police that didn't want to show up in the first place would want to arrest someone later. Yeah, I don't think the problem is lack of cameras.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (vTZFs)
139
115 The knocked out renters actually see themselves as the victims.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (8D3Qw)
You know how those smol hats can be.
Posted by: Average Reddit anti-Semitism at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)
140
I avoid black people, black people areas and black owned businesses when I can because of their predilection for violence, rape and murder and enjoy my safe, serene and happy life.
Posted by: Common Sense at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (cCXR+)
141
119 Besides just shooting them, perhaps a ring camera, and a couple other hidden cameras would help in identifying and arresting several of the "privileged" animals in these mobs.
(privileged because they think they are above the law, and in Dem cities with Soros type judges, they often are)
Posted by: illiniwek at September
Wait, you mean like a Flock Camera?
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
142Why is it acceptable to allow people to behave like feral animals? I don’t care what they look like.
Same as Antifa, who are mostly white. The Democrats don't care who's destroying America as long as it's happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (2ocoG)
143
I believe Trump already tried to ban CNN, and got taken to court or something.
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (d5Pps)
14519 Up until, say, the 1950s or so, it was not uncommon for white people to form gangs in this country. Other than biker gangs or prison gangs there just aren’t many all-white gangs left.
I can assure the blacks, who still love to fight in packs and join street gangs, that they will not like it when gangs come back in fashion for white people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)
They already did for socialists, called Antifa. I look forward to anti-socialist white gangs. (Proud Boys were not really; shutting down the pressure valve only ensures that the next one will be the real deal.)
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ke3zm)
146
136 Being racist is THE sin a leftist will never forgive.
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Except they're the most racist people on the planet. And I don't mean toward whites.
There are only three unpardonable sins in Leftard Land. One is disagreeing. The second is telling the truth. The third unpardonable sin is having nothing useful to give them.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (8D3Qw)
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Thinking blacks are stupid and can't do anything on their own without white progressive help isn't racism, ...
It's just correcting historical sins caused by white skin existing.
Racism is saying the n-word and opposing Medicaid for all.
147
When we moved to a small town just south of York back in the 90's, my husband drove me to that section of town and told me, remember this, because it is the last time you will be down here. The street these girls lived on is hood-adjacent. York College itself is in a nice area, near a hospital and some beautiful neighborhoods, but most of York City is a slum. I will go to Carlisle, Mechanicsburg, and Maryland before I will go to York for anything.
Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (OpLc2)
148
Let me explain the situation to everyone clearly:
Police Commisioner of York PA
https://tinyurl.com/yztb9e52
Mayor of York, PA
https://tinyurl.com/3ux9x5aa
York, PA Town Council members
https://tinyurl.com/2e33yk57
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ralph at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (8WZD4)
150
140 Posted by: Common Sense at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM
But you do understand we aren’t all white on here, right?
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
151
126 Clear that 100% of the culpability here is with the repulsive mob, and the useless "police", but nurse ratched has a solid tactical observation. I suspect most here would agree - if a mob is outside, best move is to go dark, prep (whatever that means in a given situation), scream at 911, and wait).
Kind of astounded that anyone would say anything to the feral mob (however justified). A negative response, to include violence, would be sort of predictable.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (U/Byj)
These girls were probably raised to think everyone is the same, and to assume they were dealing with rational people, rather than a totally irrational and violent mob. I suspect they will understand self-preservation a bit more acutely next time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:33 PM (Ntshk)
152 Check this out - elderly asian man stomped to death by black parents after he asked their kid to apologize for almost hitting his wife with a shopping cart:
https://tinyurl.com/y8up2uff
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:33 PM (kX27y)
153
And it's just going to get worse from here. Much worse. So we have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 18, 2026 03:33 PM (V362x)
154
They did not miss payroll. Their processor had a glitch, people were paid. It was like an hour late or something.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Ah! Ok, thanks for that.
Sorry they still live.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:34 PM (I2GmU)
156
140 I avoid black people, black people areas and black owned businesses when I can because of their predilection for violence, rape and murder and enjoy my safe, serene and happy life.
Posted by: Common Sense at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (cCXR+)
And this is a near universal unspoken truth, even among affluent white female liberals: everyone lives in the nicest area they can to avoid these people as much as possible. The mental gymnastics that most people go through to avoid admitting this is remarkable.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)
158
They faked the stats before. Why can't they just arrest them and mark them as white?
Posted by: InZona at September 18, 2026 03:35 PM (hepB0)
159
It isn't what is on the outside, it's what is on the inside.
Goes for all ethnic groups.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 03:35 PM (UdrMW)
160
The knocked out renters actually see themselves as the victims.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (8D3Qw)
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That's funny right there. I hope the NYT never lives that bullshit down.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:35 PM (I2GmU)
161
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (+a7XK)
I have heard more leftards call blacks the hard r and Jews all sorts of things, and more to Hispanics and Asians and Indians etc. Trust me, the Left's complaints about constant racism are 96% projection and 4% agitation.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (8D3Qw)
162
Imma guess these blacks are the sort who have a very short fuse fueled by a very deficient intellect. I believe the not-so-politically-correct term is now "chimping out." Awful term, but probably somewhat accurate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:30 PM (Ntshk)
That used to bother me too until I saw more and more and more of the behavior. The term fits like a glove. And nobody would be saying it absent the ghetto-borne mindless violent simian behavior we keep seeing at restaurants, in airplanes, in public, in the grocery store, at "takeovers."
Posted by: Stop doing it and we won't talk about it at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)
163
Vmom hope its what school were tje gorls use to attend but not in the future
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)
164
155 What school were the York PA girls attending?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2026 03:34 PM (4o0UL)
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I'm guessing York College. But there is a satellite of Penn State there as well.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)
https://tinyurl.com/2e33yk57
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)
Let's see, 4 out of 5 are women......
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y)
166
Whoever is creating a world of anarchy, normies don't want it. There wiĺl be consequences.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (8O9+I)
167
That police Captain should be shamed into resignation. What a worthless lying f*ck who's not very good at his job......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (ccf/V)
168
161 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (+a7XK)
I have heard more leftards call blacks the hard r and Jews all sorts of things, and more to Hispanics and Asians and Indians etc. Trust me, the Left's complaints about constant racism are 96% projection and 4% agitation.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (8D3Qw)
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Well, that does dovetail well with my theory that the Democrat critique of America is actually a critique of Democrat run cities.
169
They already did for socialists, called Antifa. I look forward to anti-socialist white gangs. (Proud Boys were not really; shutting down the pressure valve only ensures that the next one will be the real deal.)
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM (ke3zm)
I’d forgotten Antifa.
But those are more political direct action groups.
I’m thinking good old-fashioned street gangs whose only real goal is to control territory and neighborhoods and who only look our for their own.
I suppose socialism/communism & Islam is a little like that but I see them more as a cult.
Cult Gang might be apt.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:37 PM (6ydKt)
https://tinyurl.com/2e33yk57
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)
Let's see, 4 out of 5 are women......
Posted by: beckster
And they would like to speak to the manager. Just take a look.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 03:37 PM (q921n)
171
>Check this out - elderly asian man stomped to death by black parents after he asked their kid to apologize for almost hitting his wife with a shopping cart:
The old guy was stupid. Chastizing an unknown person in public for a trivial offense is asking for trouble.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2026 03:37 PM (rJ48h)
172
You can't send young thugs to jail because that's just the "school to jail" pipeline.
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The schools are the problem with school to jail pipeline, not the jails
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 03:37 PM (9FfUF)
WASHINGTON — President Trump claimed in an unprecedented announcement Friday that he was banning CNN, MS Now and Politico reporters from the White House “effective immediately” for allegedly reporting “Fake News.”
The action, which if imposed would trigger First Amendment lawsuits, follows years of selective discrimination against outlets by both Democratic and Republican administrations, which included limited access to events but stopped short of a ban on working from the White House grounds.
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)
174 But there is a satellite of Penn State there as well.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)
They run a child sex farm there too?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (ccf/V)
175
I argued with a leftard Karen who is married to a black dude, and she told me she won't *ever* say the n-word as her "rule" - not because it's racist but because she's afraid of when it might come out. I'm not making this up. Until you talk to lefties when they don't know you're a righty you rarely get the full picture.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (8D3Qw)
176
But you do understand we aren’t all white on here, right?
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
I think we know that there are likewise plenty of intellect deficient white folks who are prone to fly off the handle and engage in serious criminal activity. If we don't know that, then we are fooling ourselves.
That said, there is a culturally significant number of lower class blacks who are engaged in this mob behavior as a pastime, and consider it their right. Ignoring that because of the large percentage of American blacks who find this behavior deplorable doesn't change the fact that it exists and is a threat.
Facts are not racist. Ignoring them might just be.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Ntshk)
177
My theory is Leftists are cranking up that White Privilege and Blacks need to beat down that.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)
178
140 Posted by: Common Sense at September 18, 2026 03:31 PM
But you do understand we aren’t all white on here, right?
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
You're a Piper of Color? I doubt it highly. No self-respecting soul sister would admit to eating kale, much less enjoying it.
Posted by: And no, kale does not count as greens in the south at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (TbWk/)
179What school were the York PA girls attending?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 18, 2026 03:34 PM (4o0UL)
Hopefully a different one in a different state next semester.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (ccf/V)
180
Talking about deadly race beatings is distraction from Epstein.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (8D3Qw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (/OKHJ)
184
I can assure the blacks, who still love to fight in packs and join street gangs, that they will not like it when gangs come back in fashion for white people.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026
And I can assure the black gangs are nothing against the Latino gangs, the Mexican gangs are absolute psychopaths. I wondered if there would be an awaking of how much the Dems really don’t like the black community when it was discovered the border crossers aren’t going to fall in line here. I also wonder if the Dems know what to do if their sanctuary tokens started full scale acting like they do in, say, Nuevo León.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
185
Women's Lacrosse Players 'Attacked' In Their Off-Campus Home.
Whoop! Not the college's jurisdiction.
"Student safety is always the highest priority for York College. York College of Pennsylvania is aware of an off-campus incident that occurred on the evening of Friday, September 11, on West Jackson Street, involving individuals unaffiliated with the College and students not living in College housing.".
...Additionally, the College is actively offering support to affected students, including providing the option for any students living on West Jackson Street who wish to relocate back to campus housing to do so."
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (NFX2v)
186
The defendants, assuming they are even arrested, will claim that the girls on the porch directed racial epithets at them, and therefore, they were justified in engaging in violence in response. Fighting words.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (M22SA)
187
These girls were probably raised to think everyone is the same, and to assume they were dealing with rational people, rather than a totally irrational and violent mob. I suspect they will understand self-preservation a bit more acutely next time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:33 PM (Ntshk)
Exactly.
If they grew up in leafy white suburbs where the only blacks are middle and upper class then they were in for a shock when they ran across some genuine ghetto culture.
Lesson learned, I hope.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)
188Check this out - elderly asian man stomped to death by black parents after he asked their kid to apologize for almost hitting his wife with a shopping cart:
The old guy was stupid. Chastizing an unknown person in public for a trivial offense is asking for trouble.
"Charlie Kirk deserved to die!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)
189
> I have heard more leftards call blacks the hard r
I've noticed a lot of people no longer make the distinction between the soft a ending and the hard r ending. They're calling both, "the n-word."
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (mkw2N)
190
In a college town the residents not connected with the college are townies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (d5Pps)
191
"Trump bans CNN, MSNOW and Politico from White House in unprecedented purge of press corps ... and warns MORE outlets are next"
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (MWfyi)
192155 What school were the York PA girls attending?
York
so the lax girls who got beaten were DIII Lacrosse players for York College
and yeah York College is probably not long for this world since they primarily seem to add to their student population via sports recruiting
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (4aWVL)
196
I never had any inherent dislike or distrust toward black people, but they have spent years doing their very best to change that. And it's working. I used to not particularly care that I live in an almost entirely white area. Now I care, very deeply.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (8ILPt)
197
These animals only know force. There's no talking. Only force.
We need to decide which we will use... our mouths or something else.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (2Cry5)
198
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:33 PM (kX27y)
It doesn't say where this horrible accident incident happened but I was curious so I looked it up. Norfolk, Va. I hope the parents of the 17 year old were charged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)
199
Same thing is happening here as the good college students are going elsewhere.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:42 PM (d5Pps)
200
182 It isn't what is on the outside, it's what is on the inside.
Goes for all ethnic groups.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 03:35 PM (UdrMW)
Every race has it's n****r.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
Especially white women, they're always going on and on "do this, do that, I want this, you got the wrong color, you didn't do the dishes right."
Posted by: These are people who annoy you at September 18, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)
201
You're a Piper of Color? I doubt it highly. No self-respecting soul sister would admit to eating kale, much less enjoying it.
Posted by: And no, kale does not count as greens in the south at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (TbWk/)
I am a card carrying Native American! I don’t really count myself in the statement I made. But I assure you, we aren’t all white here. Ben Had is 100% correct.
And I will put my greens up against anyones. Lol.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
202
Let's see, 4 out of 5 are women......
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y)
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Almost like the justice league the way they all are wearing their "POWER GLASSES".
On a side note, York is the "White Rose" city, matched up with nearby Lancaster, which is the "Red Rose City". I, personally, lived in that area and got one of my degrees from a school in the area. One of my jobs while in school was security for an apartment complex housing students. We constantly had locals showing up (no particular race...mixed), and my job was to get their collective butts off the premises unless they had good reason to be there. Police were rarely necessary, but I was on a first name basis with the local cops just in case. Never had a free for all like this one. But, I can't exactly say it was all wine and roses either. Rule #1 was, never stand there with your hands in your pockets.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:42 PM (dIske)
203 I suspect they will understand self-preservation a bit more acutely next time.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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As bob said in the last thread, they learned a lesson. The reason they learned and the reason Cake Girl may learn is that they got the kind of lesson you don't forget: actual consequences, not anonymous humiliation followed by mature reflection.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:43 PM (mmrXZ)
204
182 It isn't what is on the outside, it's what is on the inside.
Goes for all ethnic groups.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 03:35 PM (UdrMW)
Every race has it's n****r.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
Except that it is one particular group that is making public spaces in America absolutely unfuckingbearable, and it isn't shitty white trash from Appalachia no matter how much shitty white trash might be there.
20573 The mayor of York is Sandie Walker an African American with degrees in Leadership Studies and Urban Policy and Planning. Wonder if she planned for this?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 03:20 PM (oUMhY)
"Your Honor, you have to see the news!"
{Sandie checks her desk drawer}
{She reads her old college memo, The Plan}
{It just says, "Remember Hannibal"}
{She pulls out a stogie and stands up}
{She lights the stogie, strikes a pose, smirks}
"I love it when a plan comes together."
{Aides are confused}
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 03:43 PM (ke3zm)
>They're playing GTA on XBox with a bong and Taco Bell. Even when they hit 29 years old.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 03:43 PM (5C90x)
208
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:43 PM (mmrXZ)
You think they'll actually learn?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:43 PM (8D3Qw)
209
Nuevo León.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hispanic gangs have already run most of the blacks out of Compton and surrounding black neighborhoods in LA, which is saying a lot considering that’s the birthplace of the Bloods & Crips.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)
210"Trump bans CNN, MSNOW and Politico from White House in unprecedented purge of press corps ... and warns MORE outlets are next"
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 03:40 PM (MWfyi)
"Trump Violates 1st Amendment; Gets Impeached By House Republicans."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)
211
The old guy was stupid. Chastizing an unknown person in public for a trivial offense is asking for trouble.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 18, 2026 03:37 PM (rJ48h)
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You misspelled "He should have concealed carry to protect his wife", but other than that your comment is ridiculous. Nearly ramming a 77 year old woman is hardly trivial, and civil behavior is fair to demand.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:44 PM (ppzWn)
212
> The old guy was stupid. Chastizing an unknown person in public for a trivial offense is asking for trouble.
The high trust society we used to have was hard won through hundreds of years of people enforcing the rules of society upon each other. Refusing to continue this practice is one of the main reasons ever larger pockets of the US are low trust.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)
WASHINGTON — President Trump claimed in an unprecedented announcement Friday that he was banning CNN, MS Now and Politico reporters from the White House “effective immediately” for allegedly reporting “Fake News.”
The action, which if imposed would trigger First Amendment lawsuits, follows years of selective discrimination against outlets by both Democratic and Republican administrations, which included limited access to events but stopped short of a ban on working from the White House grounds.
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)
This is OK by the First Amendment, as I read it. "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or the press..."
The President is not "Congress." Checkmate.
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 03:45 PM (5rh/l)
216
Every race has it's n****r.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
The two times I have been assaulted: one was a couple of black girls in the locker room in high school, two was by a white dude at the zoo in Tacoma. In both cases, I would characterize them as the n word. In neither case did I do anything to provoke them. It was simply a case of who they are. Stupidity knows no race.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:46 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (d5Pps)
218
Posted by: These are people who annoy you at September 18, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk
Sorry. Not all white women are like your ex-wife.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (JrHfD)
219 You think they'll actually learn?
Posted by: ...
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The white girls who got beaten up? I think they might. Black mob comes down the block, get inside. Call 911 if they rush your porch. That's the lesson.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (mmrXZ)
220
26 Remember that guy who built bear armor? Just add a chainsaw and you would make quite a fun entrance to the next "teen takeover." Maybe strap on a boom box blasting "Flight of the Valkyries" at 11.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2026 03:11 PM
****
Fun true story: 'Bout 35 years ago, my weremate mounted two Arkansas toothpicks at the ends of a short staff to make a cool display weapon for cosplay. One night a roving band of yoots came whoopin' 'n' hollerin' down our street ... and he went out for a closer look. With the staff.
Comes back inside and shares this overheard exchange:
"HE'S GOT A STICK!"
"Who the fuck cares?"
"IT'S GOT KNIFES [sic] ON THE ENDS!!"
Junior brigands took off at speed and never came back.
The end.
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (5ayY3)
221
You were assaulted at the Point Defiance Zoo? I've spent a lot of time there!
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 03:48 PM (mkw2N)
222The Zoo is a zoo?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (d5Pps)
You asked for it..........
https://youtu.be/iMaJyUQfwv4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:48 PM (ccf/V)
223
Police here just caught a mountain lion in the Sunset. Crazy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 03:48 PM (RIvkX)
224
Looks like our last hot day is Monday. Colder temps, only crazy humidity.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 03:48 PM (d5Pps)
225
Hundreds of people had shown up to the area for an illegal street race
.......
You know what will solve this problem, or at least make it more fun?
Traffic circles.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)
226
Every race has it's n****r.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)
As I was saying....
Posted by: Senator Robert Byrd at September 18, 2026 03:49 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)
228 The white girls who got beaten up? I think they might. Black mob comes down the block, get inside. Call 911 if they rush your porch. That's the lesson.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:47 PM (mmrXZ)
The article says this happened at 1:50 am. I'm thinking there was alcohol involved for them to not realize a mob of any color could be dangerous. I don't care if they were on their property, who is going to make the mob disperse? They didn't think past step one.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2026 03:50 PM (JwvH5)
229
I see the Redditers are pro no go zones. There are just places where white people shouldn't be, apparently. And those places can change on a dime if a mob decides to come to you.
Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2026 03:50 PM (FC7F4)
230The two times I have been assaulted: one was a couple of black girls in the locker room in high school, two was by a white dude at the zoo in Tacoma. In both cases, I would characterize them as the n word. In neither case did I do anything to provoke them. It was simply a case of who they are. Stupidity knows no race.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:46 PM (Ntshk)
My neighbor of 26 years is black. We've had this discussion over many beers over the years. We've agreed on that fact multiple times. Where the 'n' word was used as a derogatory term in the old times, it's now mostly a word that describes the low life trash of any society. It least it is for me. And I'm quite sure several others out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)
231I've noticed a lot of people no longer make the distinction between the soft a ending and the hard r ending. They're calling both, "the n-word."
It was always an artificial, and therefore stupid, distinction. It's wrong and superstitious* to ascribe magic power to a mouth sound.
* thank you, spell check
Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 03:51 PM (vTZFs)
232
I feel like I just got dragged off my porch by my hair by the stupid pop up ads again....
Posted by: that's another kind of takeover at September 18, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)
233
Somehow I never imagined the SF Police had the wherewithal to capture a mountain lion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:52 PM (5tIzp)
234 It doesn't say where this horrible accident incident happened but I was curious so I looked it up. Norfolk, Va. I hope the parents of the 17 year old were charged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)
Yes and also the kid:
https://tinyurl.com/4bms94cb
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:52 PM (kX27y)
235 The action, which if imposed would trigger First Amendment lawsuits, follows years of selective discrimination against outlets by both Democratic and Republican administrations, which included limited access to events but stopped short of a ban on working from the White House grounds.
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)
Access to the White House Press Corps is a privilege, not a f*cking right. No rights are violated when you take actions that get you kicked out.
F*ck off......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (ccf/V)
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229 I see the Redditers are pro no go zones. There are just places where white people shouldn't be, apparently. And those places can change on a dime if a mob decides to come to you.
Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2026 03:50 PM (FC7F4)
Now honey, that's just your white privilege asserting itself again. You think you can go anywhere because you are white, but of course black people can't go anywhere without being attacked....
/spit
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (Ntshk)
237
Who is your enemy? These feral animals or the media and politicians who encourage and cover for them?
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (8D3Qw)
238
...it's now mostly a word that describes the low life trash of any society. It least it is for me. And I'm quite sure several others out there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Yup. Make the point frequently.
It describes low-life, no-good scum. The type you wouldn't let near your property or relatives.
Posted by: MkY at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (q6tQZ)
239 WASHINGTON — President Trump claimed in an unprecedented announcement Friday that he was banning CNN, MS Now and Politico reporters from the White House “effective immediately” for allegedly reporting “Fake News.”
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I love the idea of their roving reporters having to do standups on Pennsylvania Avenue outside the fence, quoting reporters from other news outlets, then trying to give you the MSNOW exclusive: "Jameela, I think what this means is ..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)
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This countries entire real estate market is based on how far away from these people you live.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 03:53 PM (9FfUF)
Sadly, it was aired on the same day as the Oklahoma City Bombing. And nobody really saw it.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2026 03:19 PM (Dtg8k)
I bet it was good.
Can’t remember if I’ve seen it or clips.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
Brave Search AI summary:
"The American rock band Live performed on MTV Unplugged in 1995, playing a nine-song set that included their own material and a cover of Vic Chesnutt's "Supernatural." Despite the performance, the set was never officially released as an album or video, remaining available only through bootlegs and online uploads, unlike the widely distributed Unplugged sessions by peers such as Nirvana, Alice in Chains, and Pearl Jam."
Example I found:
43Kouta - Live - All Over You | Unplugged 1995
https://youtu.be/olQXfB_Jujs
Huh. That's a pretty meaty guitar tone, for an 'acoustic'.
Posted by: SciVo at September 18, 2026 03:54 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: As if on cue at September 18, 2026 03:56 PM (TbWk/)
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233 Somehow I never imagined the SF Police had the wherewithal to capture a mountain lion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:52 PM (5tIzp)
Probably raided the evidence room and hit the mountain lion with a high-dose dart of Ketamine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)
249
Black mob comes down the block, get inside. Call 911 if they rush your porch."
*looks around at Texas neighborhood *
Ok...
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 03:56 PM (pfXMo)
250 I cannot use the term "African-American." My friend from Cameroon has nothing but disgust for most American blacks. She will tell you, "I am African-American, they are just plain black."
She was an architectural draftsman, and then became a PA, and had no use for the race hustlers or whiners.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:27 PM (Ntshk)
That term always reminds me of that weirdo Charlize Theron. Extremely pleasing to look at, but total bunny-boiler idiot.
She once heard about a Hollywood group for African-Americans, and attended a meeting.... or tried to. She was confused when they didn't make her feel welcome, seeing her as just a dumb white woman, despite the fact that she was more African than anyone else in the room.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2026 03:56 PM (y9nCu)
251 I'm sure they've already filed a lawsuit and the President's order will be countermanded by a district judge before dinner starts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:54 PM (5tIzp)
It worked for Jm J Acosta after he assaulted a female intern, it will work again.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:57 PM (ccf/V)
252
I guess all those rumors about Chairman Xi having a stroke are once again seemingly false. He has not cancelled next week's Washington visit.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:57 PM (5tIzp)
253
Whatever LBJ sprayed on these feral nightmares must be a lot like what the government sprayed on the folks on Serenity on Firefly. Had the same effect. Reavers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 03:57 PM (Ntshk)
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245 I'm sure they've already filed a lawsuit and the President's order will be countermanded by a district judge before dinner starts.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 03:54 PM (5tIzp)
______________________
Ain't that the truth. The Courts down there are actually now getting proactive.
A federal judge in Washington, D.C. ordered the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to provide 30 days' advance notice before making any major physical changes, modifications to renovation plans, or demolishing the building.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2026 03:57 PM (dIske)
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There are places in the US where this type of behavior is not tolerated. Amazingly, we of different skin tones all get along fairly well. I've only seen a smattering of belligerent manners in my AO. Remarkably, all incidents involved young black college women.
Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2026 03:58 PM (FC7F4)
256
Just rolling into Myrtle Beach years ago, station I listen to kept saying Live tonight but didn't really pay attention until finally realized it was the band Live in a small venue.
Regret didn't figure it out
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
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Whatever LBJ sprayed on these feral nightmares "
Our debt....
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 03:58 PM (pfXMo)
This schtick is tiring. Yes, Matt, we get it. It's that nothing is being done about it. Buy guns and ammo and prepare accordingly. The courts, police, and media will not help.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2026 03:59 PM (sAmhv)
260
Never was much of a fan of Live. They had a couple songs that weren't bad, but overall, I could leave them be any time.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 03:59 PM (ccf/V)
261
federal judge in Washington, D.C. ordered the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to provide 30 days' advance notice"
To whom?
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 03:59 PM (pfXMo)
262
The article says this happened at 1:50 am. I'm thinking there was alcohol involved for them to not realize a mob of any color could be dangerous. I don't care if they were on their property, who is going to make the mob disperse? They didn't think past step one.
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More likely, they were trying to sleep but a riot was going on in their front yard.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 03:59 PM (9FfUF)
Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (pfXMo)
265
This whole event is a great argument in favor of the 2nd amendment and high capacity magazines
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (9FfUF)
266
Welp, it's noon, so I guess I should probably get off my duff and do something.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (Ntshk)
267
This is OK by the First Amendment, as I read it. "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or the press..."
The President is not "Congress." Checkmate.
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2026 03:45 PM (5rh/l)
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Yeah. What "law" gives any press/media organization permanent access to the White House 24/7/365?
President Trump should find a janitor's closet in the WH and put a "White House Press Room" sign on it.
However many presstitutes can fit in there are the ones that will be allowed to ask questions when the WH Press Secretary opens the door every few hours.
268
A friend of mine is half Egyptian, though he looks like a Prussian general, and he tried to get his kids to apply to college as African Americans but they refused, because they felt guilty trying to claim black privilege (however it is titled).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (5tIzp)
269Beware Myrtle Beach around Memorial Day.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (d5Pps)
I will be in Myrtle Beach the beginning of March.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 04:00 PM (ccf/V)
270
The mayor, Sandie Walker, is 43 years old and took office this year. Her entire work life since age 22 has consisted of time in non-profit blob and time in educational bureaucracies. Capsule biographies of her predecessor, who is 56 years old, are vague about what he did for a living before entering politics f/t. The capsule biographies of the current and former mayor mention no spouse. One assigns a daughter to her predecessor
Posted by: Art Deco at September 18, 2026 04:01 PM (pawNB)
271
And just like that fill in here sales skyrocketed
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 04:01 PM (1jwgG)
272
When politicians ask why anyone needs a 50 round magazine for an AR. they need to be shown this video.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 18, 2026 04:01 PM (5SewL)
This schtick is tiring. Yes, Matt, we get it. It's that nothing is being done about it. Buy guns and ammo and prepare accordingly. The courts, police, and media will not help.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 18, 2026 03:59 PM (sAmhv)
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Matt says he was very liberal 2 years ago. It was Helene that opened his eyes, but I really get the sense that he's still a doctrinal leftist underneath the frustrations with the modern Democrat Party.
He's a clout chaser, at best, and I wish people would ignore him.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 18, 2026 04:01 PM (NcvvS)
275
A friend recently came into yoga class really rattled.
She had been in Walmart (which I will not go into anywhere around the region) grabbing a few items and a young Black woman started screaming she had better not come near her mother (sitting in a driving cart) or she'd beat her white a** into the ground.
The friend just turned, walked out of the aisle, out of the store, and ran to her car.
It's not unusual. Target is becoming scary, parking lots particularly hazardous. Just more and more violence regardless if where one may be.
There are a tremendous number of people around here on prescribed meds for anxiety, depression, anger, etc. It has nothing to do with race. Some began therapy in jail, prison. Some are also foreign, unable to speak English.
I've also been in CVS a number of times and have seen the concern on the faces of the pharmacists trying to find out if patients were still on certain anxiety meds along with new prescriptions. The liability must be a nightmare.
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Note the kids carrying in in York were really fired up on 9/11, a time where none of them existed. Family & school values.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 04:02 PM (NFX2v)
276
Some of the shopkeepers of Myrtle Beach close shop and leave town for holidays.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 04:02 PM (d5Pps)
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I can't post a link to the local network outlet's article about her predecessor.
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The new mayor and the police commissioner appointed by her idiot predecessor are both black.
Posted by: Art Deco at September 18, 2026 04:02 PM (pawNB)
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2026 04:04 PM (KGj36)
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my thinking is bear spray (multiple containers)
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Sort of an interesting landscaping innovation. Instead of just underground sprinklers, you could have pop up bear spray canisters that come out of your yard and rotate around saturating the air with bear spray. I'm not even sure that would be illegal.
Posted by: business opportunity? at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (anL5R)
282
Somehow Sarah Huckabee Sanders is included along with Dr. Oz and RFK Jr. in PDJT announcement of lower drug prices today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 04:05 PM (5tIzp)
283Somehow Sarah Huckabee Sanders is included along with Dr. Oz and RFK Jr. in PDJT announcement of lower drug prices today.
There's some buzz that she might run in 2028 or 2032, and her pattern of popping up randomly on Newsmax and Fox doesn't hurt that theory.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2026 04:10 PM (2ocoG)
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Clear that 100% of the culpability here is with the repulsive mob, and the useless "police", but nurse ratched has a solid tactical observation. I suspect most here would agree - if a mob is outside, best move is to go dark, prep (whatever that means in a given situation), scream at 911, and wait).
Kind of astounded that anyone would say anything to the feral mob (however justified). A negative response, to include violence, would be sort of predictable.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2026 03:29 PM (U/Byj)
These girls were probably raised to think everyone is the same, and to assume they were dealing with rational people, rather than a totally irrational and violent mob. I suspect they will understand self-preservation a bit more acutely next time.
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Seems completely correct. Note also the time, sitting on the porch at that hour is consistent with an evening of partying. Thus, liquid courage may have played some role in the decision to tell a mob to get off my lawn. As a parent, I am hoping my kid would be smarter. Although in truth, back in the day, I could have easily done something like that and wound up just as beaten.
Posted by: business opportunity? at September 18, 2026 04:16 PM (anL5R)
285
I think some form of vigilantism would be better than what we have now.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2026 04:16 PM (DbmIv)
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I think some form of vigilantism would be better than what we have now.
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I think, that when enough people think the way you do, that is when we will get some form of vigilantism.
If the mob keeps demanding it, it will happen.
Posted by: the laws of nature are more real than the laws of men at September 18, 2026 04:18 PM (anL5R)
287
None of the suspects can deny their blood white heritage. All of them have DNA that clearly show white background. Go ask a geneticist.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 04:22 PM (1jwgG)
288
Sort of an interesting landscaping innovation. Instead of just underground sprinklers, you could have pop up bear spray canisters that come out of your yard and rotate around saturating the air with bear spray. I'm not even sure that would be illegal.
Posted by: business opportunity?
On it.
Posted by: Rainbird at September 18, 2026 04:28 PM (wyoRS)
A young woman went up on the porch after another young woman, and the mob followed very quickly. That's always the plan & those outside kids were becoming the norm on that street.
You can't stop the mob when rolling. There were kids at the doors, at the windows terrorizing that particular "House."
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A 17 year old white girl in a group of teens walked past my sister - who was on crutches YEARS ago after a car accident- reached her hand up & slashed my sister's face from above an eyebrow, down her eyelid, over across her nose and down a cheek. My sister almost lost her eye. (A special plastic surgeon was brought to the local hospital to help her.).
It was Easter Sunday. I was a married woman & parent. I beat that girl brutally. One brother & some neighbors fought the general group.
They came back at night & it began again, and the next night. Them, their cars, whatever we could swing something at for the proper effect. The police couldn't stop US in the night, in our neighborhood.
In the end, the girl who cut my sister got a few months in girls' correction (which no longer exists), until she turned 18. Period.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 18, 2026 04:45 PM (NFX2v)
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The problem isn't black people, necessarily... plenty of good, nice, kind black people.
It's feral Democrats, of all races and sexes. Whether it's black "youths" or Muslim "Utes" or Antifa or AWFL's attacking Christians or trans people shooting up schools, LGBT types invading a church: Democrat Feralism is the real problem. Violent illegals, Hamas lovers, black gangs, Antifa, etc and on and on. It's all Democrat thuggery, violence, and ferals of all stripes.
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (IeYnM)
291
That's what I miss most about the Barry years - all the racial healing.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2026 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)
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I'm old enough to remember what would be the results of this behavior a couple of generations ago. It wouldn't be pretty.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 18, 2026 05:18 PM (hmYU4)
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N**GERS and Muzzies. Not sure which is going to be the end of Civilization as we know it.
Posted by: Pamazon at September 18, 2026 05:46 PM (b5MGU)
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