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San Francisco bay as seen from Sausalito


Pink elephants after the parade.

Goose wearing beer goggles.

Nightmare.

Back off, bruv.


El Capitan in Yosemite. (NOT Yellowstone. Whoopsie.)

Some pig.

Friendly pig.

Goose-stepping chicken.

Re-post: Golden retriever wants to pack for the trip, too.

Two paws have twice the scratching power.

"The guilty dog test." It works every time.

Caught red-pawed.

Baby tiger tries to calm down his stressy mom.


We should bring back the "That's amore" joke.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

2
Willowed

Women sports announcers are hopeless. Their voices are too high and every one is so damn earnest sounding. They take themselves way too seriously.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM (tgvbd)

3 So if an old friend I know stops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?
Here we go again, asking where I've been
You can't see the tears are real, I'm cryin' (Yes, I'm cryin')

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

4 "San Francisco bay as seen from Sausalito"

You can't even see the feces in the street from this angle. Nice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

5 Never been to Yellowstone, that picture is beautiful

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Suspicious Characters Cafe

----
Uh, oh.....

Are the Feds lurking again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (gnNyN)

7 San Francisco used to be a beautiful city. It’s a shame what they did to it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (u73oe)

8 The stilt dancing was gayer than 2 gays picking out bedcovers at bed bath and beyond flipping coins to see who had to bite the pillow tonight.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

9 7 San Francisco used to be a beautiful city. It’s a shame what they did to it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (u73oe)

Full House was bad.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

10 The stilt dancing was gayer than 2 gays picking out bedcovers at bed bath and beyond flipping coins to see who had to bite the pillow tonight.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

—————-

Oddly specific.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (u73oe)

11

Some asshole driving a Jeep crashed into the side of a gift shop in Yellowstone. The vehicle went several feet into the store.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

12 52% 47% Neigh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (JTLUe)

13 This man trusts physics and jumps backward at 80 km/h from a truck moving at 80 km/h!

I'd like to see him try that at 50 mph! Very cool, by the way.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 07:36 PM (aIYqR)

14 If you turn on your headlights at 186,000 miles per second what happens?

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

15 5 Never been to Yellowstone, that picture is beautiful
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

El Capitan is in Yosemite

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 07:37 PM (K88SD)

16 Don't know if you people know tjat stilts are used very often at construction sites, mostly drywall finishing and ceiling work.
That stilt dance is impressive

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Some asshole driving a Jeep crashed into the side of a gift shop in Yellowstone. The vehicle went several feet into the store.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (3ek7K)

A real Jeep story was that they would have pulled it out and tried again to go deeper.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (/+uur)

18 Future drywallers of america spring dance.

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (lCppi)

19 donna thanks for correction, haven't seen it no matter

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Oddly specific.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (u73oe)

I have a friend that lost the toss on purpose
6 times

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

21 19 donna thanks for correction, haven't seen it no matter
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

Been to both... Spectacular...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 07:39 PM (K88SD)

22 I dont know physics so that looks miraculous to me

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2026 07:39 PM (lCppi)

23 18 Future drywallers of america spring dance.
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (lCppi)

Except home Depot orange buckets

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

24 Great time of year as there’s hockey every night.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:40 PM (u73oe)

25 5 Never been to Yellowstone, that picture is beautiful
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

Yeah.... El Capitan has never been to Yellowstone either.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 07:41 PM (mP0Kj)

26 12 52% 47% Neigh.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (JTLUe)

No Fairfax vote in yet - when it comes in, it will be a 10pt swing...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:42 PM (tOcjL)

27 It’s a Donnybrook in Tampa!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:43 PM (u73oe)

28

Nova,

I had no hope that the redistricting would not pass.

I figure there is lots of cheating happening.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:43 PM (3ek7K)

29 If chickens had arms and sub-machine guns, they'd rule the world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 07:44 PM (Fbc0I)

30 And for the record, it's about a 16 mile round trip hike to get to the top of El Cap... most folks take about 10 hours to do it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 07:44 PM (mP0Kj)

31 If there's any hope, Stafford is actually +3 No right now (with 61% of their vote in)...and they have gone very blue in 2024 and 2025...so, if they are a bellweather, maybe there's still an "eke it out" chance...but it's low...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:44 PM (tOcjL)

32 Glorious selection, Ace.

Thank you very much.

I hear 'El Capitan' in Q's voice. {i.e. John de Lancie}

Posted by: Adriane the Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May in April Critic . . . at April 21, 2026 07:45 PM (3ZUWJ)

33 Refs having a hard time figuring out all the penalties from that fight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 07:45 PM (u73oe)

34 My ballot went into a shredder and when the green light came on, the old lady said “thank you, come again”.
No wait, I mean it was electronically counted and securely transmitted.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 07:46 PM (GbONR)

35

Nova,

I had an aunt and uncle who lived in Stafford back in the day. We always had a great time there when we visited them.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:46 PM (3ek7K)

36 >>>Never been to Yellowstone, that picture is beautiful

Posted by: Skip

>Slight error; that's Yosemite National Park.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 07:46 PM (Fbc0I)

37 PEOPLE !! CITIZENS!!

Congressional Redistricting Special General
Ballot Measure
AP logoestimates
43% of votes counted
choice votes pct
No
731,420 55.0%
Yes
598,113 45.0%

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

38 Never been to Yellowstone, that picture is beautiful
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

El Capitan is in Yosemite
Posted by: It's me donna

It would be a shame to go to Yellowstone to see El Capt!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 07:47 PM (YBtcQ)

39 Nightmare

True nightmares have penguins happy-footing hither and yon, enthusiastically propelling poop projectiles in probabilistic parabolas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

40 38 PEOPLE !! CITIZENS!!

Congressional Redistricting Special General
Ballot Measure
AP logoestimates
43% of votes counted
choice votes pct
No
731,420 55.0%
Yes
598,113 45.0%
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

Yup, it's at a point where Fairfax drops, it would now be even...this may go down to the wire...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:48 PM (tOcjL)

41 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE YELLOWSTONE HAS OLD FAITHFUL AND YOSEMITE HAS SAM!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at April 21, 2026 07:49 PM (u73oe)

42 With so much money spent by Ds, it's already an upset in VA if this does go down to the wire...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:49 PM (tOcjL)

43 40 Nightmare

True nightmares have penguins happy-footing hither and yon, enthusiastically propelling poop projectiles in probabilistic parabolas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)


Meandering through mephitic miasmas?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:49 PM (eOFY+)

44 Yup, it's at a point where Fairfax drops, it would now be even...this may go down to the wire...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:48 PM (tOcjL)


2026 Va. 1 - Congressional Redistricting Special General
Ballot Measure
AP logoestimates
47% of votes counted
choice votes pct
No
775,352 54.0%
Yes
659,489 46.0%

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:49 PM (GD0B3)

45 My mother didn’t really want to vote yes but she did anyways. She didn’t like the idea, or the lack of what the districts would look like and the local Democratic machine wouldn’t answer any questions.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 07:50 PM (GbONR)

46 San Francisco bay as seen from Sausalito...

Hot summer night in Sausalito
Can't stand the heat another mile
Let's drop a quarter in the meter
And hit the sidewalk for a while
I'll have a burger and a root beer
You feed the heap some multi-grade
A shot of premium to boot, dear
We'll get across the Golden Gate
All aboard (Sausalito summernight)
All aboard (Sausalito summernight)
All aboard (Sausalito summernight)
All aboard...

Posted by: Diesel at April 21, 2026 07:50 PM (onPc6)

47 46 My mother didn’t really want to vote yes but she did anyways. She didn’t like the idea, or the lack of what the districts would look like and the local Democratic machine wouldn’t answer any questions.
Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 07:50 PM (GbONR)

Yeah, I'd have encouraged her to stay home.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:50 PM (tOcjL)

48

Okay, my aunt worked for the State Department many decades ago.

I'm in my 70's, so I was a kid when she said this.

She told us to never trust any slant eyed bastards.

She saw it coming many many decades ago.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

49 Fairfax and the lefty demons who inhabit there will sink the NO by a mile; it won't even be close even with the huge rural and men turnout tonight .. when women go 80-20% yes and they are 54% of the voting age population ...

Posted by: VA is for Haters at April 21, 2026 07:53 PM (mFDo7)

50 Fairfax, who has 0 votes in, cast a little under 175K early votes...probably will end up with 350K votes total...if the votes break 80-20 (and why wouldn't it, when they can get 5 of the 11 congressional seats for themselves vs the other areas of VA)...that's a lead of 210K votes to be safe.

Fairfax doesn't always go that blue, but tends to when Trump is on the ballot...or here, when they can get almost all the power...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:54 PM (tOcjL)

51
When the Moon first formed, it was much closer, and the angular size would've been about 10 degrees. That's about the angular width of your closed fist at arm's length.

Step out and put your closed fist at the horizon. That's how big the Moon would've appeared.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 21, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

52 People make choices and deal with the results, unless they want others to deal with the results for them.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 07:55 PM (UYYJi)

53 The BEST Sausalito Summernight cover.

https://youtu.be/6v7p9qpdjFA

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:55 PM (PiwSw)

54 46 My mother didn’t really want to vote yes but she did anyways

"Old People Suck And We Should Take Their Stuff"

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

55 Headed back the other way.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:58 PM (JTLUe)

56 18 Future drywallers of america spring dance.
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (lCppi)

I thought it look just a little gay...

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:58 PM (DwqWV)

57

Who would want old people's stuff? ewwwww it smells like old people, lol. I tell my husband no one wants our old people stuff.

seriously, the stuff "they" want is our money.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)

58 Loudoun County came out huge for Yes .. almost the same percentage as for Spanberger. Given the absolute disgrace of the Federal Civil Right division under Biden as seen by their refusal to do anything about the SPLC assualt on Catholic Churches, every single employee there should be fired either for incompetence, cowardice or malice. Any Federal worker who lives in VA should be fired as well since they are part and parcel of this abuse.

Posted by: VA is for Haters at April 21, 2026 07:59 PM (mFDo7)

59 She told us to never trust any slant eyed bastards.

She saw it coming many many decades ago.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

My dad never bought anything made in Japan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:59 PM (DwqWV)

60

tcn,

I get that. Probably some people here are horrified about what my aunt said.

Back in the day nothing was politically correct and people spoke their minds. She had seen some stuff working for the State Department.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

61 So 45% in VA are Republicans but they will now be represented by 1 Congressperson not 5 ... Sounds fair...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 08:02 PM (K88SD)

62 She voted way back when early mail in ballot voting happened

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 08:02 PM (8jVAy)

63 59

Who would want old people's stuff? ewwwww it smells like old people, lol. I tell my husband no one wants our old people stuff.

seriously, the stuff "they" want is our money.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)

When mom went into memory care, we had one hell of a time getting her to take a shower. She would always tell us she would shower when she got home. I guess she thought she was visiting somewhere, but it's not like she didn't shower on vacations before. No idea what the issue was about.

Luckily the visiting hairdresser would wash and set her hair like the bad old days, and she liked that fine.

After a life of cleaning everything all the time, why would she decide to stink?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 08:02 PM (DwqWV)

64 62

tcn,

I get that. Probably some people here are horrified about what my aunt said.

Back in the day nothing was politically correct and people spoke their minds. She had seen some stuff working for the State Department.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

During WWII, Dad lived in Seattle, and he was appalled when they took his Japanese-American friends to camps. He had no use for Japanese-Japanese, though, till the day he died. It wasn't racial, it was political and moral.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 08:04 PM (DwqWV)

65 She sounds like a remorseful boomer with 100k$ pensions from IBM, AT&T and Putnam county realizing no other generation is getting this treasure chest

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 08:05 PM (8jVAy)

66 She sounds like a remorseful boomer with 100k$ pensions from IBM, AT&T and Putnam county realizing no other generation is getting this treasure chest


==

who that??

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:06 PM (GD0B3)

67 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

68 My mother.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 08:09 PM (8jVAy)

69 Dang, I missed Skip. I have a question about interior stucco

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 08:09 PM (DIbRX)

70 Checking to see if anyone called ghey on the stilt dancing. Of course.

The stilt dancing was gayer than 2 gays picking out bedcovers at bed bath and beyond flipping coins to see who had to bite the pillow tonight.
Posted by: r hennigantx


I guess that covers it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not a cafe -- a zoo at April 21, 2026 08:09 PM (iMJMF)

71

tcn,

Yep, political and moral. A lot of people do think it was racist.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

72 realizing no other generation is getting this treasure chest
Posted by: Accomack


NYT opinion:

"It is not ageist to ask whether older people should be required to give more to younger Americans and national priorities - it is critical to the future of our democracy and society. America needs to confront gerontocracy before the system collapses under the weight of its inequality and injustice.

Older Americans deserve a say over the future even when they might not live to see it. But they do not deserve the stranglehold over it they currently enjoy through overrepresentation in elections, which produces too many regressive policies and too many seniors in the highest offices.

Older Americans are owed the care that everyone else funds. Indeed, they should get more of it than they get now - including funding for long-term care at home or in nursing homes. But they also need incentives to give up accumulated housing, jobs and wealth.

In little more than a century, the extension of life has transformed American and global politics. It turned older Americans, who had been one of the most underprivileged groups in the country, into some of the most overprivileged."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

73 Love the physics trust vid. Perfect demonstration for a science class. I wouldn't do it though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 08:12 PM (n5tGW)

74 >>>My dad never bought anything made in Japan.

Posted by: tcn in AK

>I worked with a couple of suspicious characters who where in Guadalcanal and Iwo Jima, and they always had some choice things to say. They never had anything to do with Japan for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:13 PM (Fbc0I)

75 ugh, Fairfax is dumping

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:14 PM (GD0B3)

76 As a proper racist I am happy to say I hate all Chinese people except the ones that are dissidents against the CCP and love America

As for the rest of them they can all go eat Chinese food

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 08:15 PM (REq0p)

77 Arlington and Alexandria are maxed out though...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:15 PM (GD0B3)

78 Meandering through mephitic miasmas?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:49 PM


:-)

Magna Spheniscidae delenda est

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

79

Most people around the world want to live in peace.

The problem is when they want to live in their version of peace in other countries.

Stay in your country and leave everyone else alone.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:16 PM (3ek7K)

80 75 ugh, Fairfax is dumping
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:14 PM (GD0B3)

20% in...better breakdown than I expected so far (73-27)...not Youngkin's 65-35, but not Trump 80-20s...I think it needs to be better than what it is right now for a No win...gotta see it drop to the 60s...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:16 PM (tOcjL)

81 'is gonna be close!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:18 PM (GD0B3)

82 Older Americans worked their asses off their entire lives for that privilege. Nothing was given to them.

Should a lot of them retire? Probably.
But blaming the Boomers is just envy-casting at this point.

“Incentives” = taxing them to death, literally, to give all their stuff (money & houses) to Millennials and Gen Z.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:18 PM (6ydKt)

83 At dnyuz: "Scientists Gave Salmon Cocaine."

Science questions: How do they know there's no fentanyl in it? Do they really care one way or the other? Do the fish snort it through the gills, or do they surface long enough to smoke it?

The stuff must be really cheap now if they're feeding it to fish.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:19 PM (N8ZBc)

84 I think this vote on disenfranchising fellow Americans should identify where many of the parasites who work for and support The Deep State are located.

They should be ashamed of themselves but they don't give two shits.

Posted by: Virginia Is For Parasites at April 21, 2026 08:22 PM (onPc6)

85 51.5% no with 73% reporting as of 8:22. Pray there's no plumbing problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:23 PM (gu0hJ)

86 "Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
@SecScottBessent
2h
As @POTUS has made clear, the United States Navy will continue the blockade of Iranian ports. In a matter of days, Kharg Island storage will be full and the fragile Iranian oil wells will be shut in. Constraining Iran’s maritime trade directly targets the regime’s primary revenue lifelines.

The @USTreasury will continue to apply maximum pressure through Economic Fury to systematically degrade Tehran’s ability to generate, move, and repatriate funds.

Any person or vessel facilitating these flows—through covert trade and finance—risks exposure to U.S. sanctions.

We continue to freeze the funds stolen by the corrupt leadership on behalf of the people of Iran."

CRACK...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:23 PM (GD0B3)

87

The county we live in notified us that the value of our property here in SW Wyoming increased $10,000.

We have a 4 br, 3 full bath house with a large lot and our property tax is $2,200 a year.

We've never lived anywhere where the property tax is so low.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:23 PM (3ek7K)

88 Honestly 95% of Virginia needs to break off and join West Virginia

The rest of it can join DC with the other parasites

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 08:24 PM (REq0p)

89 Chesapeake Stafford, Virginia Beach have some mojo left...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:25 PM (GD0B3)

90 Happy evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 08:25 PM (OoFl2)

91 Liquid solution of synthetic cocaine added to the salmon holding tanks, I’m guessing.

Apparently those salmon broke swimming records; harder, faster, stronger, longer.

It’s one helluva drug.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:25 PM (6ydKt)

92 >@seanmdav

>SPLC bankrolled the Charlottesville “white supremacy” riot.

----------------

>>@WesternLensman

>>Biden claimed the entire reason he ran for president in 2020 was because of what he saw in Charlottesville.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)

93 Ugh. I’m so tired of the TV ads for oldies.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

94 I think the stilt dancing arose from using stilts to pick fruit.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (0cOSz)

95 85 51.5% no with 73% reporting as of 8:22. Pray there's no plumbing problems
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:23 PM (gu0hJ)

Fairfax has about 200-250K votes left (it's 30% in) - it's % yes keeps dropping (now 71.9%)...

It needs to keep dropping...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (tOcjL)

96

JackStraw,

That asshole probably doesn't know where Charlottesville is, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (3ek7K)

97 93 Ugh. I’m so tired of the TV ads for oldies.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

Get off my lawn

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (K88SD)

98 Cocaine salmon isn’t nearly as scary as cocaine bear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (u73oe)

99 Kill your TV.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (N8ZBc)

100
Bulg,

Which ads?

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (3ek7K)

101
Rewatching Game of Thrones, i'm on the Red Wedding episode.

Arya was right to poison them all later.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (Jf2Xp)

102 90 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 08:28 PM (77rzZ)

103 What’s going on here?

Meerkats plotting their takeover.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:28 PM (gtcuf)

104 88 Honestly 95% of Virginia needs to break off and join West Virginia

The rest of it can join DC with the other parasites
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 08:24 PM (REq0p)
-----

Make DC Square Again would solve most of the problem by subsuming Arlington and Alexandria back into the Swamp proper. FFX and Loudoun would still be a problem but at least half of the NoVA AWFULs would have to live with the bullshit they voted for.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 08:28 PM (oqH4h)

105 99 Kill your TV.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (N8ZBc)

*fistbump

If only I could get my husband to agree.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)

106 100 Med ads on MeTV, etc.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

107 Meerkatklatsch!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:29 PM (+2QQb)

108 I think Twitchy is calling the Yes vote a winner, figuring the Fairfax vote left will put it over the top for a 2-4% win...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:30 PM (tOcjL)

109 >>That asshole probably doesn't know where Charlottesville is, lol.

Probably not. But given everything we've seen over the last decade or so would you be surprised if his people didn't know exactly what the SPLC was doing in Charlottesville and beyond?

How many times did Biden and his administration tell the world the biggest threat to the US was white supremacism?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

110
If you turn on your headlights at 186,000 miles per second what happens?
Posted by: r hennigantx


Are you backing up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

111
JackStraw,

You are correct.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K)

112 Interesting if the tight vote makes the VA Supreme Court now do the right thing finally...and interesting how this affects the outlook of the theoretical 10-1 Ds thought they'd get if this kinda voting can be repeated in Nov...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:31 PM (tOcjL)

113 Arya was right to poison them all later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (Jf2Xp)

An actual strong, empowered, woman, who worked & suffered for it.

That’s why her character worked while so many pale imitations fail miserably.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

114 How was work today, Bulg?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (nz1sK)

115

The only time our tvs are on is for college sports and the Cubs.

I used to watch detective shows but everything is now about queers and I don't watch it anymore.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (3ek7K)

116 I've got my content-delivery systems tuned completely ad-free. Don't see ads, don't hear ads, don't think about ads.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (N8ZBc)

117 Twitch is run by some asshoe named Dan Clancy

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3)

118
What’s going on here?

Meerkats plotting their takeover.
Posted by: Delurker


Gray Minbari Meerkats

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 08:34 PM (Cqx++)

119 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 08:35 PM (OoFl2)

120 Evening, all,

Went to see three more houses today. One was okay, one was lower than meh as it had no garage (but space to build one at least). The third was a charmer. Unfortunately, as I was leaving to meet Salty for an early dinner (and he is, as I always suspected, a gentleman as well as a scholar), my car flashed a message at me: "Right low beam failure."

I had the left done a couple of years ago, and I know it's not as simple to change the HID bulb as it was to swap a bulb in 1970s-1990s cars. But my regular mechanic told me he had to take the bumper off to reach the headlight housing! YooToob videos make no mention of that, but admit various bits have to be removed or moved. I've had a tire and service place here in Salina recommended to me and will try them tomorrow. I don't want to drive at night or in rain with only one headlight!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:35 PM (+2QQb)

121 Those stilt-dancers are so gay, they got fired from the fertility clinic for drinking on the job.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:36 PM (gtcuf)

122 Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (3ek7K)

When I'm home I have my TV on until I go to bed.

Never run out of stuff to watch for free. Watching the American Pickers channel right now.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 21, 2026 08:37 PM (0cOSz)

123 106 100 Med ads on MeTV, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

They almost have me sold on the LegXercize Ellipse.

It’s so easy, relaxing, with zero impact.
Makes me feel stronger, and gives me back my mobility.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:38 PM (6ydKt)

124 The Pink Panther theme is a perfect song.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

125 Not gonna kill my TV. Not in the middle of the Sabres-Bruins game.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:38 PM (gtcuf)

126 >>>Interesting if the tight vote makes the VA Supreme Court now do the right thing finally

On what grounds could they overturn it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 08:38 PM (CNl8/)

127 113 Arya was right to poison them all later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 21, 2026 08:27 PM (Jf2Xp)

An actual strong, empowered, woman, who worked & suffered for it.

That’s why her character worked while so many pale imitations fail miserably.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

True. She definitely had "spirit" but was no Mary Sue. She got the absolute shit kicked out of her repeatedly - including getting blinded, beaten, and almost killed - to develop the skills she used to obtain her revenge.

Posted by: Actual character development, who'dathunkit at April 21, 2026 08:39 PM (TbWk/)

128 Damn, wtf is with that gay ass dancing with the stilts?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 08:39 PM (snZF9)

129 100 Med ads on MeTV, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026


***
All the channels with "vintage" programming, like MeTV, Heroes & Icons, Movies!, etc., have an endless parade of Medicare Supplement spots, HurryCanes, Relaxium and other "natural" pain relievers, Plexaderm, CarShield, the closed-caption phones, et cetera ad nauseam. If I want to watch a Trek or a Wanted Dead or Alive, I have to put up with Annette Figueroa telling me that Plexadern "is for real."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:41 PM (+2QQb)

130 We have a 4 br, 3 full bath house with a large lot and our property tax is $2,200 a year.

We've never lived anywhere where the property tax is so low.
Posted by: four seasons

Prop tax rates are much of the reason we moved to TN. Our property sounds similar to yours. My prop tax is $1600 a year.

Back in OH, for a similar home, it was around $14,500/yr.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2026 08:41 PM (cYBz/)

131 Wolfus! Glad you got to meet and eat with NaCly! I'm jealous. Idk when we will ever get to Kansas again.
I hope you two had a wonderful time.

And here's hoping your car gets quickly fixed.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 08:42 PM (nz1sK)

132 Q: What do you call an Irishman sitting out in the sun?


A: Paddy O'Furniture

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 08:42 PM (wVcYX)

133 They almost have me sold on the LegXercize Ellipse.

It’s so easy, relaxing, with zero impact.
Makes me feel stronger, and gives me back my mobility.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026


***
And it's so quiet your coworkers will never know you're using it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:43 PM (+2QQb)

134 Tecumseh Tea, hoping you make it Texas in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 08:43 PM (DIbRX)

135 Love is a rose, but you'd better not pick it,
It only grows when it's on the vine.

Posted by: Neil Yuck at April 21, 2026 08:43 PM (oftw2)

136 WV has the 2nd shortest life span of all the States.

Why is that? I'm guessing meth?

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (gtcuf)

137 I’m discovering the versatility of Gerald Mohr as a character actor.

Watched him on Western shows playing everything from Doc Holiday to Indian Chiefs to Mexican bandits or vaqueros, to him on Maverick, right now, playing an 1880s saloon owner who sounds like he’d be right at home managing a casino in 1960 Las Vegas.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (6ydKt)

138 The stilt dancers are French. Has to do with farmers wearing stilts in marshy areas while tending their flocks. Definitely gay.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (2NHgQ)

139 126 >>>Interesting if the tight vote makes the VA Supreme Court now do the right thing finally

On what grounds could they overturn it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 08:38 PM (CNl8/)

The whole thing is against the VA Consitutition.

Normally, you can't make an amendment unless a vote has passed between - aka, you need 2 sitting legislatures both passing it. Ds passed the amendment after early voting started in the last state legislature, so that does not meet the "a vote passing" in between standard.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (tOcjL)

140

When we lived in Illinois on the Fox River our property tax was $18,000 a year. It's highway robbery.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:45 PM (3ek7K)

141 Retard I making shit up. California and NY has the biggest decrease in population than any other state.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 21, 2026 08:45 PM (0cOSz)

142 Over half of my prop taxes go to a school district with proficiency scores of 16% in reading, 12% in math. What a frickin disaster!

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:45 PM (N8ZBc)

143 NBC called it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (JTLUe)

144 Wolfus! Glad you got to meet and eat with NaCly! I'm jealous. Idk when we will ever get to Kansas again.
I hope you two had a wonderful time.

And here's hoping your car gets quickly fixed.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026


***
It was a great dinner -- excellent Italian food, and we had a great time talking.

The tire and service place I've had recommended opens at 7:30. If it's like tire places in Da Swamp, they don't take appointments and are first come-first served. The part won't be terribly cheap, but labor to do something like remove and replace a bumper is rough. On the other hand, the driver's side, which required that bumper removal, may be more crowded with gear like the fuse box than is the passenger side. We'll see.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (+2QQb)

145

Ben Had, MrTea and I were just talking about the MoMe while walking after supper tonight. We think we will try -- he doesn't get any time off on the new job for 6 months, which will fall just before the MoMe.
We would love to come.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (nz1sK)

146 WV has the 2nd shortest life span of all the States.
Why is that? I'm guessing meth?
Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (gtcuf)

Hillbillys can't count.

Posted by: Alabama Hillbilly at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (onPc6)

147 I have a mud tax to go along with my property tax.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (0cOSz)

148 Decision Desk is projecting yes will win in Virginia. Embrace the horror Virginia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:47 PM (gu0hJ)

149 Wouldn't the stilts just sink into the marsh? Sounds like cover for some homo escapades.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

150 I’m discovering the versatility of Gerald Mohr as a character actor.

Watched him on Western shows playing everything from Doc Holiday to Indian Chiefs to Mexican bandits or vaqueros, to him on Maverick, right now, playing an 1880s saloon owner who sounds like he’d be right at home managing a casino in 1960 Las Vegas.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026


***
He was on U.N.C.L.E. playing a villain in a Season One episode. And I seem to recall he played Philip Marlowe, Chandler's private eye, on radio at some point.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:48 PM (+2QQb)

151 I had the left done a couple of years ago, and I know it's not as simple to change the HID bulb as it was to swap a bulb in 1970s-1990s cars. But my regular mechanic told me he had to take the bumper off to reach the headlight housing! YooToob videos make no mention of that, but admit various bits have to be removed or moved. I've had a tire and service place here in Salina recommended to me and will try them tomorrow. I don't want to drive at night or in rain with only one headlight!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:35 PM (+2QQb)

Sometimes you get lucky if you look at it closely. We had a 2001 Acura TL some years ago. The procedure was to drop the bumper. I found a much faster way that didn't require dropping the bumper. A friend of mine had an Altima that was supposedly a nightmare to change the bulb. All I did was pull the air box and got to it no problem. Maybe 10 minutes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 08:48 PM (snZF9)

152 I resigned myself days ago that Yes was gonna win.

Good and hard, Virginia.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:48 PM (gtcuf)

153 PA is now more R than VA. What a shitshow VA has become.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)

154 Arlington and Alexandria should be annexed by DC.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 08:49 PM (JTLUe)

155 I resigned myself days ago that Yes was gonna win.

Good and hard, Virginia.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:48 PM (gtcuf)

This one goes beyond VA. It's congressional seats.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 08:49 PM (CNl8/)

156 Paul Tibbetts drove a Toyota later in life, said it was a good car, and that American car companies weren’t responsive to what consumers wanted.

I wish I would have known this little factoid back when I first purchased a Nissan.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2026 08:49 PM (QHBow)

157 149 Decision Desk is projecting yes will win in Virginia. Embrace the horror Virginia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:47 PM (gu0hJ)

As mentioned, it will be interesting to see how this turns out (if the VA SC keeps chickening out). If they kept the districts the same and turnout was the same from 2025, Ds would have been 9-2 after 2026. Now, they've spent a ton of money, used up a lot of political goodwill, will be putting up new candidates in the gerrymandered spots, and are hoping for 1 extra seat. Will be interesting if this backfires, and they end up 8-3 or worse...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:50 PM (tOcjL)

158 143 Over half of my prop taxes go to a school district with proficiency scores of 16% in reading, 12% in math. What a frickin disaster!
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 08:45 PM (N8ZBc)

Our population was better educated when we relied on barely-funded one-room schoolhouses. The insane amount of money (purportedly) spent on education gets used up for everything BUT actual education.

Posted by: Graft, bloat, money laundering and child grooming at April 21, 2026 08:50 PM (TbWk/)

159 "When we lived in Illinois on the Fox River our property tax was $18,000 a year. It's highway robbery.

Posted by: four seasons"

That's crazy. I don't know if I could live with that. Yall would flip if I told you what I pay for the house and "farm".

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

160 >>>Damn, wtf is with that gay ass dancing with the stilts?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

>Worse than clogging without the moonshine.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:52 PM (Fbc0I)

161 I warned you guys earlier -- politics ain't beanbag, and the end justifies the means (frankly as it does in all things).

We needed to cheat harder. Manufacture votes in the rural and military districts and hold back.

Would have been nice if the GOP gerontacracy would be a little more aggressive. They're still figuring out ORCA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2026 08:52 PM (qwx/I)

162 In 1994 we were traveling through Seattle on the freeway and lost a wheel on our old Suburban. Nobody was hurt and MrTea managed the car with the trailer onto the shoulder. But we lost backing plate, the drum and had to replace the cylinder and shoes, of course. This happened on a Saturday afternoon in heavy traffic the weekend of SeaFest. Got towed to some little repair shop and that guy helped us source parts from junkyards. He came in on Sunday and fixed our car. The kindness of strangers and car troubles on the road.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 08:53 PM (nz1sK)

163 Virginia gerrymandering passed by about 10,000 votes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 21, 2026 08:53 PM (oSeBJ)

164 Sometimes you get lucky if you look at it closely. We had a 2001 Acura TL some years ago. The procedure was to drop the bumper. I found a much faster way that didn't require dropping the bumper. A friend of mine had an Altima that was supposedly a nightmare to change the bulb. All I did was pull the air box and got to it no problem. Maybe 10 minutes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026


***
So I hope. The YooToob videos I've looked at, for my car and year and the HID headlights, don't mention the bumper removal. Maybe I'll come out of this quickly and for less $$$ than I expect.

Hey, it's a ten-year-old car. This was bound to happen sooner or later. The Buick has been extremely reliable and cheap to run, feed, maintain, and repair.

The tire shop is within a mile of the charmer house I looked at this morning, so maybe I can get an idea of the neighborhood (which looked good on the visit earlier).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:53 PM (+2QQb)

165 Angela Rose visits Ilhan Omar's million-dollar "drug addiction clinic" and discovers, it doesn't exist.

https://tinyurl.com/mryrj583

Another accounting error, I suppose.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 08:55 PM (gtcuf)

166

Gerald Mohr was the voice of Reed Richards in the animated Fantastic Four.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)

167 “This time it’s real guys, and I’m so excited!”
“What you do is have a clean, dry, face, and apply a small amount because it’s sooo powerful.”

“My Dad calls me once a month, Hey Anette, send me more Plexaderm,”


At this point I’m just undressing Anette with my eyes every time I glance over at her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:55 PM (6ydKt)

168 The stilt dancers are French. Has to do with farmers wearing stilts in marshy areas while tending their flocks. Definitely gay.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (2NHgQ)


I have seen pictures of French (maybe Breton?) herders wearing stilts for that reason, but I have also heard of French farmers wearing stilts for the hop harvest, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 08:55 PM (rbvCR)

169 . . . . But we lost backing plate, the drum and had to replace the cylinder and shoes, of course. This happened on a Saturday afternoon in heavy traffic the weekend of SeaFest. Got towed to some little repair shop and that guy helped us source parts from junkyards. He came in on Sunday and fixed our car. The kindness of strangers and car troubles on the road.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026


***
Good for you. Say some prayers for him when you get a chance.

I'm hoping Salina will be similar -- that, if the tire store can't fix it, they can send me to someone )other than the $$$ dealer) who can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:56 PM (+2QQb)

170 128 Damn, wtf is with that gay ass dancing with the stilts?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 08:39 PM (snZF9)

Looked pretty homosexual to me, too.

Of course, because DH is tall and I am not, his uncle offered me his drywall stilts for the wedding photos. I told him I could just see the wedding announcement: The Bride lurched toward the altar....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 08:56 PM (DwqWV)

171 I go to the throne room to drop an Obama, come back and see that Boston scored against the Sabres, what the heck?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2026 08:57 PM (6aueu)

172 "Obama has flooded Virginia with nonstop ads falsely claiming Trump will “rig the midterms” unless his amendment passes.

If Obama and the Democrats succeed today, nearly every congressional district in Virginia will be handed to a Democrat."

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:58 PM (GD0B3)

173 I have seen pictures of French (maybe Breton?) herders wearing stilts for that reason, but I have also heard of French farmers wearing stilts for the hop harvest, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 08:55 PM (rbvCR)

Maybe the dancing is training so they can hop better while on stilts?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 08:58 PM (utfVc)

174 Should have got Carshield!

Posted by: Mork Levin at April 21, 2026 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

175 We would love to come.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 08:46 PM (nz1sK)

You will not regret it.

Imagine walking into a bar with great food, and everybody knows your nic, and everybody is friendly, and there's no pressure to do a damned thing all weekend.

Plus, shooting.

Lots of that.

I didn't shoot all weekend but DH did and had the time of his life.

It's worth the trip.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 08:59 PM (DwqWV)

176 Annette Figueroa is quite doable.

Posted by: Plexaderm, FTW! at April 21, 2026 08:59 PM (oftw2)

177 I thought Bretons were crackers.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 09:00 PM (gtcuf)

178 who knew that Hussein had so much popularity in VA, there must be a reason...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:00 PM (GD0B3)

179 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 09:00 PM (u73oe)

180 Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William counties just happen to have the highest concentration of mushlims.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:02 PM (GD0B3)

181 Maybe the dancing is training so they can hop better while on stilts?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 08:58 PM (utfVc)


There was a medieval thing where men would dance with horns or antlers strapped to their feet. It required balance, strength, practice as well as being mythologically significant.
Bet the stilt dancing is something similar

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 09:02 PM (rbvCR)

182 114 Tecunseh, I learned more about the SAT today than I ever wanted to know. Oy.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)

183 178 who knew that Hussein had so much popularity in VA, there must be a reason...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:00 PM (GD0B3)

He's not.

He's there to juice turnout in NoVa to spite the orange man.

And it worked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 21, 2026 09:02 PM (oSeBJ)

184 I'm hoping Salina will be similar -- that, if the tire store can't fix it, they can send me to someone )other than the $$$ dealer) who can.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 08:56 PM (+2QQb)

Possibly one of the auto parts chains, like Autovalue, or O'Reilly's, or Pep Boys would be able to supply a bulb and change it for you. Wouldn't hurt to ask. If they cannot do it, go in and ask a gray-headed counter person if they can recommend an independent shop that will treat you fairly. NAPA, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 09:03 PM (utfVc)

185 Should have got Carshield!
Posted by: Mork Levin at April 21, 2026


***
My oldest friend did -- his wife clamored for the "protection." But he didn't realize there's a thirty-day waiting period, and he foolishly let a Midas Muffler shop ding him for $4000 of repairs. I asked, "Didn't you get a second opinion???" "Guess I should have." "Ya think?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:03 PM (+2QQb)

186 tcn, that's saying a lot for you! I think you're pretty far from Tx.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:04 PM (nz1sK)

187 My property taxes go mainly to school funding. On two acres, with house, two large garage-sized sheds with power, a huge real garage with extra room, greenhouse, etc., I pay less than $2,500. If property tax didn't fund schools, it would be more like $500.

The borough clears the snow on our street, but there's no water, sewer, or gas. We pay for electric and heating oil, but no more than that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:04 PM (DwqWV)

188 >>Over half of my prop taxes go to a school district with proficiency scores of 16% in reading, 12% in math. What a frickin disaster!

My town has some of the lowest property taxes in the area. And some of the top ranked schools in the state.

The amount of money being spent on our schools has very little overall outcome on results.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 09:04 PM (viF8m)

189 Possibly one of the auto parts chains, like Autovalue, or O'Reilly's, or Pep Boys would be able to supply a bulb and change it for you. Wouldn't hurt to ask. If they cannot do it, go in and ask a gray-headed counter person if they can recommend an independent shop that will treat you fairly. NAPA, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026


***
Yeah, they have those stores here. Won't hurt to check.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:05 PM (+2QQb)

190
The "Pink Elephants on Parade" number from "Dumbo"'is the second-gayest thing I ever saw.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 21, 2026 09:05 PM (Y4VCL)

191 I used to watch detective shows but everything is now about queers and I don't watch it anymore.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 08:33 PM (3ek7K)

An Evening Of Old Time Radio channel on youtube.
Better than most TV today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2026 09:05 PM (6aueu)

192 186 tcn, that's saying a lot for you! I think you're pretty far from Tx.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:04 PM (nz1sK)

It's a bit of a flight, but not awful. We leave a day on each end for travel. Means I get to read more, is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:06 PM (DwqWV)

193 Gerald Mohr had that smooth baritone so I can understand why he’d be good on radio or doing voiceover.

He must've been well-liked and reliable in 1950s/60s Hollywood because he never lacked for guest roles on TV productions from what I’ve seen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 09:06 PM (6ydKt)

194 Ugh. Satan is a Democrat.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:06 PM (77rzZ)

195 Bulg -- awww.
It'll get better. After I posted that I was reading comments in Quick Hits and saw you answered Stateless, who asked the same question I did.

Is this something you've done before -- tutoring? Are you a teacher?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:07 PM (nz1sK)

196

Bulg should be a teacher. His knowledge of history is amazing.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

197 My property taxes go mainly to school funding. On two acres, with house, two large garage-sized sheds with power, a huge real garage with extra room, greenhouse, etc., I pay less than $2,500. If property tax didn't fund schools, it would be more like $500.

The borough clears the snow on our street, but there's no water, sewer, or gas. We pay for electric and heating oil, but no more than that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:04 PM (DwqWV)

Funding education off property tax is evil. Fund school buildings? Sure. Because nice school buildings (and grounds) can have other community uses, and a nice modern school building can be a magnet to draw new residents to the community, spreading out the tax burden a little. But teacher salaries, textbooks, and operating expenses should come from general revenue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 09:09 PM (utfVc)

198 194 Ugh. Satan is a Democrat.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:06 PM (77rzZ)

Or maybe democrats are demons.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:09 PM (DwqWV)

199 I live in VA, voted no. Can't understand why the red areas continue to naively report their honest totals immediately after the polls close and let the blue areas hold back until they know exactly how many votes they need to pull out of a trunk or a flash drive to win.

Posted by: DavidW at April 21, 2026 09:09 PM (m2xfY)

200 Leftists are running people in the Republican primary in my area for all local races. Very few people bother voting in primaries. But it’s a very Republican area so the R wins these things 65-35. The gop primary is the defacto general election.

And democrats figure they’ll never win as democrats so why not try to win as “Republicans”. This woman I know from Nextdoor is running for state rep. She is a rabid Trump hater and is always posting shit about lgbtq++++++ rights and how teachers are the mostest bestest people on the planet . But she’s running as a super duper conservative.

She just might win too. Nobody pays attention at the local level they vote on name recognition. She has bombarded the area with signs. Who is paying for it? Doubt it’s her. Soros money probably.

The left never stops. They’re terminator always moving towards their goal.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 09:09 PM (ohom6)

201 TCM is running One Way Passage, a 1932 romantic drama about the romance between a doomed heiress and a condemned criminal. William Powell and Kay Francis.

Powell wore the hell of a fedora. And in real life, he got around. He was engaged to Jean Harlow before she died, and married to Carole Lombard -- and stayed friends with her after their divorce.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:10 PM (+2QQb)

202 Coming back from Atlanta, after driving 600+ miles, the water pump in the 84 Vanagon crapped out, leaking profusely. About 70 miles from home in Washington, NC, pulled into a mechanic shop just as it was closing. The mechanic and his wife drove us home-all four of us. Of course I tipped them well and he had it fixed next day. He even knew how to "burp" the sensitive cooling system. Very kind and still remembered 30 years later.

Posted by: Fahrvegnugen at April 21, 2026 09:10 PM (oftw2)

203 Can't understand why the red areas continue to naively report their honest totals immediately after the polls close and let the blue areas hold back until they know exactly how many votes they need to pull out of a trunk or a flash drive to win.
Posted by: DavidW

Too many people still don’t understand it’s a war and Dems will do whatever it takes to win.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 09:11 PM (ohom6)

204 190>>>The "Pink Elephants on Parade" number from "Dumbo"'is the second-gayest thing I ever saw.

Drug-induced entertainment for children.
Nightmarish.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:11 PM (nz1sK)

205 195, 196. Yes, I was a teacher of beginning Russian at the Defense Language Institute in the early 90s. Loved it!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

206 And One Way Passage is over after only 70 minutes. Typical for the '30s, when two movies, a short subject, a cartoon, and a newsreel fitted into an evening's entertainment at the local movie house.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:13 PM (+2QQb)

207 Yeah, they have those stores here. Won't hurt to check.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:05 PM (+2QQb)

Your independent mechanic shops, and most of the backyard guys, will be buying their routine service parts from one of those chains. The gray-headed counterman has been there for years, and probably is on a first-name basis with many of those guys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 09:13 PM (utfVc)

208 But teacher salaries, textbooks, and operating expenses should come from general revenue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 09:09 PM (utfVc)

Lots of the schools up here do get funded by general revenue, because most of the village do not have a tax base worth shit. But, in the populous areas, like Anchorage, Fairbanks, MatSu, and the Kenai, they soak property owners for it. Sucks when you realize the schools are awful (except for some reason, in MatSu). We do not pay state income tax, and the only sales taxes are local to municipalities, which then pays for services. We do soak tourists for things like fishing and hunting licenses, bed taxes, and other premiums. But most of the income is from oil and gas development.

Don't get me started on the PFD.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:13 PM (DwqWV)

209 "One Way Passage" added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 09:13 PM (N8ZBc)

210 What would Happen if votes weren’t counted until voting was closed and they were ALL IN.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 09:13 PM (A5RD0)

211 Very kind and still remembered 30 years later.
Posted by: Fahrvegnugen at April 21, 2026 09:10 PM (oftw2)

Fuckengrooven.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 09:14 PM (DwqWV)

212 199 Right here with you. It boggles the mind but then, not really. People are evil and dumb. Toss up between those two, to be honest. Some are mostly dumb, though.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 09:14 PM (Q0yOR)

213 VA is a 51-49 state tonight but 10/11 house seats will be Democrat.

Thats how they saved Democracy guys.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 09:15 PM (ohom6)

214 Bulg>>> Yes, I was a teacher of beginning Russian at the Defense Language Institute in the early 90s. Loved it!

That sounds way more interesting than the ACT.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:16 PM (nz1sK)

215 There were hourly ads in favor of redistricting. I never saw one ad opposed to it. WTF GOP?

Posted by: TC at April 21, 2026 09:16 PM (cHOHf)

216 138 I’m discovering the versatility of Gerald Mohr as a character actor.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 08:44 PM (6ydKt)

I remember him as a demonic alien (dressed as Lucifer) in an episode of Lost In Space.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 21, 2026 09:17 PM (y171U)

217 Two planes almost collided mid air at JFK.
The DEI push in aviation is going to kill a lot of people.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 09:18 PM (ohom6)

218 I can’t believe that the abomination passed.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

219 MrTea had a successful second day at the new job. He got a badge and a desk and he didn't get lost coming out of the plant!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 09:18 PM (nz1sK)

220 MrTea had a successful second day at the new job. He got a badge and a desk and he didn't get lost coming out of the plant!
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026


***
Winning!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 09:19 PM (+2QQb)

221

Awesome Tecumseh!!!

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 09:20 PM (3ek7K)

222 can’t believe that the abomination passed.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

I’m honestly surprised it was so close. I guess that’s some kind of silver lining. VA voted in Spammy by 15% less than a year ago.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 09:20 PM (ohom6)

Quick Hits

Communist traitor and generational fraud co-conspirator Tim Walz has started a new PAC to, get this, grift money.

This will be the mechanism which funds his very unearned retirement.


Boy Democrats will do a lot of work to avoid any actual work.

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz launched a federal political action committee on Monday and the name of the new venture quickly created a stir on social media among conservatives.

Walz's PAC, first reported in Politico Playbook, is named the "Small Town PAC." The governor said he wants to "show up in small towns" and "organize in places too many people have given up on, and build power with the folks who call these places home."

"If Democrats want to win in more places, we've got to start showing up in more places," Walz wrote in an X post.

Walz was widely mocked by conservatives when he ran for vice president in 2024 for his attempts to make inroads with rural voters -- like touting his blue-collar roots and hunting hobby.


"Small towns across Minnesota loathe @Tim_Walz," state Rep. Kristin Robbins, Minnesota Republican gubernatorial candidate, posted.

"Small towns and townships overwhelmingly voted against you, Tim," Townhall columnist Dustin Grage posted on X. "We think your policies are despicable."

"Small towns across Minnesota loathe @Tim_Walz," state Rep. Kristin Robbins, Minnesota Republican gubernatorial candidate, posted on X.

"He infamously disparaged them as @RocksAndCowsHQ and his left-wing policies are opposed by most!"

Daniel Turner, executive director of Power the Future, wrote on X, "Good Lord small town America hates everything you stand for: open borders, trans insanity, defund the police, rampant crime, Somali fraud."

This is a very Minnesota-heavy Quick Hits, because Minnesota is a third-world garbage state filled with nasty communists. Sorry, Minnesotans, but you know it's true.

Ilhan Omar has amended her past financial disclosure which revealed that she was now a millionaire with up to $30 million in assets. She now says that was a big whoopsie and that we should just ignore that and stop asking her about it.

House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) said Tuesday that Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) will "be held accountable to the fullest extent" if it is discovered that she was involved in or benefited from "any fraud."

His remarks follow a Wall Street Journal report that a financial disclosure listed her and her husband's assets at between $6 million and $30 million. Omar's office later told the outlet the filing contained a "discrepancy," and an amended version put the couple's assets at between $18,004 and $95,000, the Journal reported.

"Omar is saying the multimillion-dollar discrepancy was nothing more than an accounting error. In what world is a multibillion-dollar correction to a person's financial disclosure considered normal? Perhaps this member's accountant, perhaps Ilhan's accountant, is a graduate from the Quality Learing Center. Either way, this about-face shows incompetence at best and a cover-up at worst," Emmer told reporters during a press briefing on Tuesday.

"Make no mistake, if Ilhan Omar is discovered to have been involved in any or to have benefited in any way from any fraud, she must be held accountable to the fullest extent," Emmer added.

A lawyer representing Omar wrote in a letter to the Office of Congressional Conduct (OCC) that, "While the error is of course unfortunate, there is nothing untoward and nothing illegal has occurred," according to the Journal.




But the situation has only intensified GOP scrutiny of Omar. She has long been a target of Republican criticism, with backlash mounting earlier this year over reports of an alleged sprawling fraud scandal in Minnesota, in which many people charged were of Somali descent. Prosecutors claim that billions of dollars were stolen by various groups that purported to have provided meal assistance for children in need, in addition to other social safety net services that were reimbursed through state agencies.

House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) told Fox News's Sean Hannity on Monday that, "She's never explained to the public how her net worth was $30 million and if she made a mistake, how the mistake happened."

"It's highly unlikely that she made a mistake. This isn't going to go away from her. So we're going to continue to try to push for answers and see if her name pops up in any of these frauds that Vice President Vance and the House Oversight Committee are detecting in Minnesota," he said.

The "bulbous goon" who violently attacked Savanah Hernandez is now on a media tour, insisting that he attacked the 100-pound woman in self-defense.

Savanah Hernandez
@Savsays

UPDATE: Chris Ostroushko says that the backlash his family has beenreceiving for their actions last weekend has been "overwhelming" and "nonstop"

He's now "second guessing" living in the United States, because he's unhappy with how negatively the public has reacted to him assaulting a woman on camera.

He is in complete disbelief, stating that, "I've never had anything like this happen in my life".

Chris and Deyanna have been going on a press tour continuing to assert that they are the real victims, despite millions watching the footage of them instigating everything.

There is also a GoFundMe for them, where they are currently trying to raise $8k, stating that they've lost their jobs and, "are facing one of the most overwhelming and life-altering moments they have ever experienced".

The family has still taken zero accountability for any of the violence they committed and are in complete shock that they are facing consequences for their actions.

Last week Chris also did an interview where he lied, stating that his family is "absolutely not violent" and that all he did was "stay back and watch" everything, despite being on camera shoving me multiple times.




Trump posted this encouragement to the people of Iran.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 06:22 PM (LdBR/)

2 Now to nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 06:22 PM (LdBR/)

3 Fooist?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 21, 2026 06:22 PM (wBaIH)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2026 06:23 PM (cYBz/)

5 "Second guessing "living in the United States? Get the fuck out.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 06:24 PM (YwEeS)

6 Chris Murphy really loves him some Iran. So CT gave us the stolen valor dickhead and the Iranian stooge.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (cxFcK)

7 I was thinking Hernandez was hot. She is, but then I saw Luna, whose loveliness is beyond belief.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (AlhUl)

8 Johnny Somali aka Toilet Salami the snot bird youtuber stuck in appeals now. Both the Prosecution and defense submitted appeals.

Legal Mindset says this means , If I understand this correctly, he could be in a detention center for up to 6 months during the appeal, and then his original sentence is carried out no matter the outcome of the appeal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (diia5)

9 The last gray box is written in Mexican.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (pDt9x)

10 So if you steal millions, you have to give it back or nah and just resign and keep the cash?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

11 If a congress critter is forced to resign for malfeasance should they really get a pension since they violated their oath?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 06:26 PM (cxFcK)

12 Remember to vote for me for your District 5 Fulton County Board of Commissioners! MAGA all the way!!

Posted by: Tiffany Henyard, Super Mayor at April 21, 2026 06:26 PM (wVcYX)

13 [WILLOWED:]

>>And there shouldn't be a Statute of Limitations on that.

Every single action against Trump since 2016 and the Russia hoax is part of a conspiracy to deprive him of his rights. That conspiracy continued at least until the 2024 election.

The statute of limitation for a conspiracy starts after the last overt act of the conspiracy. All of it is fair game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

-------------

And more importantly, COVERING UP such past criminal acts -- which continues to this day -- is considered part of the conspiracy and resets the timer for Statutes of Limitations.

/Shit I learned listening to talk radio ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:26 PM (xU6sC)

14 Trump posted this encouragement to the people of Iran.

==

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseeen!"

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

15 9 The last gray box is written in Mexican.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (pDt9x)

What is this, San Diego? You know I don't speak Spanish.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 06:27 PM (xcxpd)

16 I'm no lawyer, but that doesn't really sound like an appeal to me

Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 06:28 PM (Z6vKV)

17 The last gray box is written in Mexican.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (pDt9x)


I speak Mexican, I'll translate. It says, "Watch the video and you'll understand."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

18 14 Trump posted this encouragement to the people of Iran.

==

"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseeen!"
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)


He didn't really say that, did he?

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:28 PM (pDt9x)

19 So, the blockade is not going anywhere. No one (even the Pakhi interlocutors) knows who the hell is in charge in Iran, and the US military is locked & loaded ( with fresh supplies and such). Beautiful!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)

20 The leftoid bag of laundry that shoved Savannah Hernandez, as well as that toad's wife, look exactly like you'd expect, right down to the wife's danger glasses.

On the other side of that coin, I'd like to see Anna Paulina Luna in something less than a bikini.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 06:29 PM (oqH4h)

21 He didn't really say that, did he?
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:28 PM (pDt9x)



Direct quote!!

*I kid , I kid

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)

22 I didn’t understand that last tweet. It’s like the Spanish have a different word for everything!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (u73oe)

23 Is it racist to notice that there seems to be disproportionate number of "empowered" black women who have no problem overtly breaking the rules?

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

24 I'm no lawyer, but that doesn't really sound like an appeal to me
Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 06:28 PM (Z6vKV)


I'm not entirely sure WHY he appealed. IIRC, he pled guilty to crimes which had a required minimum sentence longer than what he was given.

That having been said, foreign law isn't US law and people get themselves into trouble thinking it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

25 Democrats and their PACs and "Foundations." What slimy, sleazy corruption. There's not a one of them, save Fetterman, that isn't a full-blown festering crook.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 06:31 PM (qBdHI)

26 Is it racist to notice that there seems to be disproportionate number of "empowered" black women who have no problem overtly breaking the rules?
Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)


They jes be gittin theirs, like Kamala told them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)

27 Oh, right. We have VA to worry about today, don't we..

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)

28 Trump: Triple double dog promise that if you evil Iranians don't get a new proposal together and get unified is just do something you little rascals! Don't test me! I'll do it!

IRGC: LoL fuck off Burrito Donny and suck shit.

Donny 2 Tacos - I swear, I'll do it. You better come back to the table if you don't want another tweet storm of empty threats!

Not enough tacos in Taco Bell for Donny 12 2 Layer Tacos w/ nacho cheese on the side and cinnamon twists for desert.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 06:32 PM (I5fLw)

29 Walz was widely mocked by conservatives when he ran for vice president in 2024 for his attempts to make inroads with rural voters

Vote Walz! I'll Help Your Uncle Jack Off A Horse.

Posted by: Tim Walz at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (MIRqM)

30
27 Oh, right. We have VA to worry about today, don't we..
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:32 PM (GD0B3)


That's just for today runner. Tomorrow will be another existential crisis.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (pDt9x)

31 Walz's PAC, first reported in Politico Playbook, is named the "Small Town PAC."

-----------

Damn, I should write some parody lyrics for "Don't Try That In A Small Town PAC."

/What, "A Tampon PAC" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (xU6sC)

32 SPLC has been indicted.
They were paying their "informants" to stage hate crimes.

80% of the stat cited by the left "increase in hate crimes" was exaggerated or faked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (tUP1A)

33 What is this, San Diego? You know I don't speak Spanish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 06:27 PM (xcxpd)
====

Just sound it out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

34 Union troops need to occupy Minnesota so that reconstruction can take place. There's precedence for that.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 21, 2026 06:34 PM (47/pr)

35 That Ostroushko character is a real piece of work. Completely shameless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

36 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨BREAKING: Acting AG Blanche and FBI Director Patel announce a grand jury has INDICTED leftist NGO Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 COUNTS

This is MASSIVE!

SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche

Best part? They've been charged in the Middle District of Alabama!

They're SCREWED! 🔥

SPLC has been hit with SIX counts of wirefraud, four counts of bank fraud, and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 06:35 PM (RHGPo)

37 That's just for today runner. Tomorrow will be another existential crisis.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (pDt9x)

On Wednesday?? who does that on Wednesday?? Existential crisis is Monday , Tuesday and Friday. Also the weekend. But Wednesday..not so much .

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)

38
SPLC has been indicted.
They were paying their "informants" to stage hate crimes.

80% of the stat cited by the left "increase in hate crimes" was exaggerated or faked.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (tUP1A)
=====

This is just marketing and business development h8ers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

39 Donde esta el casa de pe pe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (u73oe)

40 Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 06:35 PM (RHGPo)

that was 2 threads ago....

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (GD0B3)

41 What is this, San Diego? You know I don't speak Spanish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Just take off the final "o"s and it'll be English.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (aIYqR)

42 I'll bet Ilhan Omar is a tiger in the sack. I'm going to have to find a way to reach out to her brother for confirmation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (Fbc0I)

43 Why would Trump talk to Iranians in Messkin?

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (ZxPkt)

44 37 That's just for today runner. Tomorrow will be another existential crisis.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:33 PM (pDt9x)

On Wednesday?? who does that on Wednesday?? Existential crisis is Monday , Tuesday and Friday. Also the weekend. But Wednesday..not so much .
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:35 PM (GD0B3)


Ah. So, what day is it for Moral Panic? Always miss that one.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (pDt9x)

45 I saw Bulbous Goon open for The Good Ol' Boys at the Summer Funplex Pavilion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (wVcYX)

46 Mr. Walz is one of Modern Masculinity's Big Three, so you may wish to reconsider flexing on him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (0sNs1)

47 >>SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche


At a certain point, if you want to keep growing, you need to bring production in-house.

It's a simple matter of cost.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (ytyaf)

48
Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) will "be held accountable to the fullest extent" if it is discovered that she was involved in or benefited from "any fraud."

=============

What's it going to take to "discover" this? An investigation, I guess. Is that underway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ)

49 Yo! Ostroushko.
Say a prayer of thanks it wasn't one of the daughters of Diogenes you decided to push around. They'd of kicked your ass up and down the street.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:38 PM (2WIwB)

50 It is funny how the retards on the left can't Meme.

The TACO Trump thing is a prime example:
It doesn't work, yet they cling to it.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:38 PM (ytyaf)

51 More pocket change for him and his cronies

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

52 Boy Democrats will do a lot of work to avoid any actual work.

Girl Democrats will, too.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 06:39 PM (VHUov)

53 Ah. So, what day is it for Moral Panic? Always miss that one.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (pDt9x)


Mondays! Very intense! Monday sux , generally, if you want to know the truth.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:39 PM (GD0B3)

54 Donde esta el casa de pe pe?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM


I think Donde esta el baño is the phrase you seek.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

55 Once again, demand for hate crimes outstrips supply.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:39 PM (u73oe)

56 I'll bet Ilhan Omar is a tiger in the sack. I'm going to have to find a way to reach out to her brother for confirmation.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM


Her gamey musk is overpowering.

Posted by: Shifty Eyes at April 21, 2026 06:40 PM (Q+O6x)

57 50 It is funny how the retards on the left can't Meme.

The TACO Trump thing is a prime example:
It doesn't work, yet they cling to it.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:38 PM (ytyaf)

Clumsy and ham handed.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:40 PM (pDt9x)

58 My guesstimate on what’s happening and what will happen with Iran: Trump REALLY REALLY wants a deal and doesn’t want to do any more fighting. He’s starting to look foolish by calling off his deadlines.

What probably happens next: Iran takes this as weakness, thinks they’re winning and forces the US to start fighting again whether Trump wants to or not.

I suspect Trump has a difficult time understanding people who would literally rather die than give in, even a tiny bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 06:40 PM (Fmj+u)

59 Ostroushko claiming he is not violent is like my buddy's Sicilian grandma claiming her sauce is vegetarian because it has beef only.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

60
TRANSLATION:

Trump just posted a video on Truth Social directed straight at the Iranian people...

The clip starts with that viral image of a wall inside Iran spray-painted with "President Trump, please help us." Then it intercuts Iranian protests, Trump's voiceover on top: "We're with you."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)

61 [BTW and O/T, but annoying as f*ck:]

Thune needs to go.

That asshat -- in addition to preventing the passage of the SAVE America Act -- just returned from a two-week #FakeRecess, used to prevent President Trump from making Recess Appointments.

[For those unaware, The U.S. Senate avoids formal recesses by holding pro forma sessions, during which a single member gavels in and out of session, often lasting less than a minute with no legislative business conducted.

The one time The Wifey and I visited the Senate chambers, we saw this occur with then Dem Hawaiian Senator Daniel Inouye. I was like WTF?]

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:41 PM (xU6sC)

62 >>SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche


At a certain point, if you want to keep growing, you need to bring production in-house.

It's a simple matter of cost.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (ytyaf)

Vertical Integration of supply chain management. Consider the cost savings!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 06:42 PM (wVcYX)

63 Donde esta el casa de pe pe?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:36 PM (u73oe)


Well, there is a temp set up on the tee box at #16 on the golf course. It's the one hole I can usually hit under par.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:42 PM (2WIwB)

64 She has long been a target of Republican criticism, with backlash mounting earlier this year over reports of an alleged sprawling fraud scandal in Minnesota, in which many people charged were of Somali descent. Prosecutors claim that billions of dollars were stolen by various groups that purported to have provided meal assistance for children in need, in addition to other social safety net services that were reimbursed through state agencies.

"alleged sprawling fraud scandal"
"Prosecutors claim"

The Feds have been convicting these crooks left & right, up & down, and by the barrel, for several years now and The Hill is still pretending these are all allegations that can't be independently verified.

The propagandists can never, ever, let one chink in the armor of B.S. get through to the normies.

Everything is a nebulous right-wing conspiracy unless the Democrats are inventing and pushing the narrative, at which point it becomes objective fact.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)

65 The clip starts with that viral image of a wall inside Iran spray-painted with "President Trump, please help us." Then it intercuts Iranian protests, Trump's voiceover on top: "We're with you."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:41 PM


John has a long mustache.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 06:42 PM (4NO2D)

66 What probably happens next: Iran takes this as weakness, thinks they’re winning and forces the US to start fighting again whether Trump wants to or not.

I suspect Trump has a difficult time understanding people who would literally rather die than give in, even a tiny bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 06:40 PM (Fmj+u)
=====
If Trump finishes this he wins. If he dithers he (and we) loses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

67 >>Ostroushko claiming he is not violent is like my buddy's Sicilian grandma claiming her sauce is vegetarian because it has no beef in it. Only Veal.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:43 PM (ytyaf)

68 I'm a racist. It's horrible but true.

You know the 72 virgins the muslims get dying for Allah - well dying to get 72 virgins? I always pictured blondes, brunettes, redheads and a few black women for variety. And no asians despite I LOVE asian women.

Anyways, not once did I picture being pleasured by 72 Omar look-alikes. Or Arab chicks.

I denounce myself,

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

69 Walz belongs in Leavenworth. So does the Florida thieving bitch. I would settle for her being deported back to Haiti.

Posted by: Cleanup Aisle #4! at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (oftw2)

70 "Second guessing" living in the U.S.? Flight risk?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (NYInA)

71
I'll bet Ilhan Omar is a tiger in the sack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

===============

I bet she's got no clitoris and she's quite dull in the sack. She and hubby actually look kind of natural and cuddly in pictures -- the Clintons could never fake that level of comfort -- but I'm still curious, suspicious, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (n7rxJ)

72 The last gray box is written in Mexican.
Posted by: tubal

What is this, San Diego? You know I don't speak Spanish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Just sound it out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Trump acaba de publicar un video en Truth Social dirigido directamente al pueblo iran...


"Trump published a video on Truth Social where he directed a didgeridoo playing "Abacab" at a house in Iran."

Was I close?

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (VHUov)

73 The guy that founded or at least ran the SPLC for a long time looks deformed. Really hideously ugly. Circus freak ugly. Plus stupid.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (cxFcK)

74 I've met a few wimpy men in my day, but they at least had some integrity and character. But Walz, that asshat is just a friggin' pussy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:45 PM (2WIwB)

75 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 06:45 PM (77rzZ)

76 Yeah, the taxpayers have trillions dollars stolen from them, but if Tim Walz resigns, we'll call it even.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 06:46 PM (2ap+5)

77 75 Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 06:45 PM (77rzZ)

First day? How was it?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:46 PM (Sco7b)

78 "Trump published a video on Truth Social where he directed a didgeridoo playing "Abacab" at a house in Iran."

Was I close?
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (VHUov)
====
Perfecto!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

79 I'm seriously hoping that the various leftist factions in Minn start fighting each other. The level of stupid, insane power hungry behavior cannot be sustained. I hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (gu0hJ)

80 Bulg, how is your new gig?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

81 Communist traitor and generational fraud co-conspirator Tim Walz has started a new PAC to, get this, grift money.


He is not running for anything so how is this legal?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (0N4FZ)

82 Best part? They've been charged in the Middle District of Alabama!

They're SCREWED! 🔥

SPLC has been hit with SIX counts of wirefraud, four counts of bank fraud, and one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 06:35 PM


It moved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

83 I’m just glad Seattle and Western WA aren’t in the crosshairs at this particular moment.

Not that is wouldnt be well deserved…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (W2Pud)

84 When the choices presented are resign or be expelled, and not go to jail for stealing $5 mil, you know the system is fucked.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (QaH55)

85 Bulg, how is your new gig?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM


Bulg has a new gig? Excellent!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (Wnv9h)

86 Thune needs to go.

That asshat -- in addition to preventing the passage of the SAVE America Act -- just returned from a two-week #FakeRecess, used to prevent President Trump from making Recess Appointments.

***

The dems must have some serious pictures on him.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (2WIwB)

87 VA polls close at 7pm

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (GD0B3)

88 Leftists don't usually go after each other until they win or are losing badly

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

89 70 "Second guessing" living in the U.S.? Flight risk?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 21, 2026 06:44 PM (NYInA

Checking out how to move to Canada...
We are the first choice for all types of human garbage.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)

90 Oh that is ssweeeet news about the SPLC. It has always chapped my ass to hear people talk about them as they they were some kind of moral or responsible organization.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 06:49 PM (Fmj+u)

91 I’m just glad Seattle and Western WA aren’t in the crosshairs at this particular moment.

Not that is wouldnt be well deserved…..
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 06:47 PM (W2Pud)


Glad I am East of I-5.

S'up?
I had an absolute kick ass day on the golf course.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:49 PM (2WIwB)

92 Democrats polls don't close until they count enough votes to win

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

93 My family came to MN in the 1880's during the big migration from Prussia, Switzerland and Sweden, farmers and masons. Just so sad to see what's happened to my home state. I don't even recognize it anymore. Especially Minneapolis.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 06:50 PM (kX27y)

94 Hey why would you have this alias Chris Ostroushko aka “mnangryman” if you're not angry?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 06:51 PM (YBtcQ)

95 The SPLC indictment, wow.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 06:51 PM (mMoRd)

96 As I noted last thread the SPLC pays $3m to white supremacist groups. It the takes in $10m in donations to fight said groups. Good business model. Also fraud.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 06:51 PM (gu0hJ)

97 The last gray box is written in Mexican.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (pDt9x)


¡Claro que sí!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 21, 2026 06:51 PM (P6E1+)

98 He's now "second guessing" living in the United States,

Yes please go to a communist country that will truly appreciate your talents.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2026 06:51 PM (a+4eV)

99 Resign? Resign? Hell, I'm just getting started!

Damn your laws, full speed ahead!

Half the dumb asses in the country would vote for me!

Posted by: Tim Walz, Thief, Fraud, Retard and Child Rapist at April 21, 2026 06:52 PM (onPc6)

100 >> I noted last thread the SPLC pays $3m to white supremacist groups. It the takes in $10m in donations to fight said groups.


Those are really good margins.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 06:52 PM (ytyaf)

101 The dems must have some serious pictures on him.
Posted by: Diogenes


Somebody has to fuck the chicken.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:53 PM (/lPRQ)

102
I suspect Trump has a difficult time understanding people who would literally rather die than give in, even a tiny bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

==============

I observe the following overriding psychological fixed points.

- Trump is determined to remove apocalyptic weapons from America's enemies
- The mullahs' thinking centers on their apocalypse

Everyone has their own idea of which way this goes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:53 PM (n7rxJ)

103 Happy TACO Tuesday everyone!
Trump chickened out again.
What a weak, pathetic cuckold.

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 06:53 PM (vMn3P)

104 still golden! :

"28 every single aspect of the demonrat party is a criminal conspiracy.

RICO them, every one, right down to the individual voters who are aiding and abetting the crimes. as convicted felons they can no longer vote, no need to imprison everyone."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (VyBeY)

105 I don't get it. How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran? 50,000 troops and immeasurable amounts of resupply are happening right now. Vance, Witkoff and Kushner aren't sitting in Pakistan with their hand out begging for a deal.

I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)

106 I had to watch a 2+ hour video about how to tutor students for the SAT. I understood maybe a third of it, and might have accepted an offer of a loaded revolver to the head at some points. But, on the whole, I think I will settle into the role nicely once I learn the ropes. My next step is to shadow one of the tutors on Thursday, 1700-1830.

And though my recent SAT score was still decent, I still did significantly worse than I did as a HS senior in 1983. Dang.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (77rzZ)

107 Just got back from voting here in central VA. Steady stream of people coming in. Worker bee said it's been steady all day. We shall hope they voted correctly.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 06:55 PM (Q0yOR)

108 I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)


I blame Facebook...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

109 >>When the choices presented are resign or be expelled, and not go to jail for stealing $5 mil, you know the system is fucked.

She's been indicted by a federal grand jury in Florida. Her problems are just beginning. If convicted she could face up to 50 years in prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

110 Just got back from voting here in central VA. Steady stream of people coming in. Worker bee said it's been steady all day. We shall hope they voted correctly.

==

Red or Blue area?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:55 PM (GD0B3)

111 85 RMBS, part-time tutoring position.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (77rzZ)

112 Well, Mr. Ostroushko, once you've paid your penance for that assault you are free to fuck right off.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (ftFVW)

113 My family came to MN in the 1880's during the big migration from Prussia, Switzerland and Sweden, farmers and masons. Just so sad to see what's happened to my home state. I don't even recognize it anymore. Especially Minneapolis.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 06:50 PM (kX27y)
---------------
[From an earlier thread, 1 of 2:]

well, we knew that , but it's nice to have it in writing !

"Amy Mek
@AmyMek

4hBREAKING - MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD WAR PLAN EXPOSED
We Have Obtained the Muslim Brotherhood’s Secret Blueprint, “The Project,” to Capture America, is Operating UNTOUCHED from Their Virginia Command Center.

It was created in 1982, seized right after 9/11, and has been executing with ruthless precision across America for decades while our elected officials do absolutely nothing to stop it!

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (xU6sC)

114 The dems must have some serious pictures on him.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:48 PM (2WIwB)

I doubt it's even anything like that.

Preventing Trump from making recess appointments has been the GOPe's one F.U. move since Mitch decided that was the way in 2017.

It's their last remaining petty power move.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)

115 With.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (JTLUe)

116 [From an earlier thread, 2 of 2:]

Roadmap…

✅ Reject ALL assimilation - build parallel Islamic societies instead

✅ Use “Palestine” as the keystone to fuel global jihad

Form temporary “Red-Green” alliances with Marxists and leftists to destroy the West from within

✅ “Nourish a sentiment of rancor with respect to the Jews (Christians) and refuse all coexistence”


✅ Infiltrate institutions, seize control of local power centers, and impose Sharia step by step"

Are we not seeing this plan in action TODAY ???

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (xU6sC)

117 And though my recent SAT score was still decent, I still did significantly worse than I did as a HS senior in 1983. Dang.
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (77rzZ)
=====

I have way fewer brain cells now than I did then.

And more still than I will have tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

118 Chris Ostroushko is a tub of shit. I'm surprised somebody doesn't beat his ass everywhere he goes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (Fbc0I)

119 https://x.com/i/status/2046716282339197151

The SPLC has been sponsoring hate groups for decades to drum up business?

Is this for real?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 21, 2026 06:56 PM (0MjtC)

120 since when does Trump play the didgeridoo

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 06:57 PM (ZxPkt)

121 I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)


It's all a distraction from the Epstein Files. 🙄

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 06:57 PM (ExV1e)

122 😂😂

Syria's Jalani trying to figure out what he got himself into!

https://tinyurl.com/5ynawzh7

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)

123 or is it Al-Jolani?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)

124 Old & Busted: NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!

New Hotness: Lots more Mr. Nice Guy

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (vMn3P)

125 >>SPLC said they were "fighting white supremacy," but they were "MANUFACTURING the extremism it purports to expose" by PAYING sources to "stoke racial hatred," per Acting AG Blanche


It's like PP paying rapists to forth and rape - good for business.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (/lPRQ)

126 With that last name Ostroushko should be packing it up and moving to Ukraine.

They could use him and his entire fighting force of a family on the front-lines to harass Russian soldiers into surrendering.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

127 I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)
=====

I trust in Trump's fundamental iconoclasm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

128 @Bulg, sounds like a good start!

@ShainS, good of you to repost, needs wider audience.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

129 BTW, I'd just like to point out to people that this case had to have begun under Pam Bondi - AG notorious for doing nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 07:00 PM (ExV1e)

130 I suspect Trump has a difficult time understanding people who would literally rather die than give in, even a tiny bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo
_______

How is it that the nine dimensional chest grandmaster doesn't understand his opponent?

Maybe it's because he actually sucks in negotiations. His whole career has been about entering negotiations having the upper hand. When he's evenly matched he's cooked.

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:00 PM (9ARbc)

131 Communist traitor and generational fraud co-conspirator Tim Walz has started a new PAC to, get this, grift money.


He is not running for anything so how is this legal?
Posted by: Mister Scott


Manbearpig says, "What?"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:00 PM (/lPRQ)

132 I read this morning that the Fla thief resigned already. But, certain others have claimed they would, but haven't yet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

133 Last week Chris also did an interview where he lied, stating that his family is "absolutely not violent" and that all he did was "stay back and watch" everything, despite being on camera shoving me multiple times.

He's doing the meme:

That's right officer, she fell on my knife. Twenty four times!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2026 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

134 low IQ trolls are NO BUENO!!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)

135 I see the words TACO and I stop reading. It's such a stupid acronym, written by people who claim Trump has dementia or is dumb or both- the same people who covered up for Biden who actually had dementia and was never a particularly bright man, just totally corrupt.

Posted by: Fer sure at April 21, 2026 07:01 PM (TIRHP)

136 Polls close in VA!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:01 PM (GD0B3)

137 Trump chickened out again.
What a weak, pathetic cuckold.
Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked


Next week you're going to call him a monster for threatening to nuke Iran.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (a+4eV)

138 I would be better served by ignoring what Trump says and just look at what Trump Does. I would be even better served by ignoring what everyone else says about Trump and his underlings. The damned internet is pretty compelling though, yes? Therein may lie a problem.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (pDt9x)

139 since when does Trump play the didgeridoo
Posted by: Don Black


Maybe it was AI slop.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (VHUov)

140 With 0% of the votes counted it's 0% to 0%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (JTLUe)

141
Next week you're going to call him a monster for threatening to nuke Iran.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (a+4eV)

Ignore the trolls

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (K88SD)

142 see, the only way to stop people from copying and pasting trolls is to put them on time out...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (GD0B3)

143
Is it racist to notice that there seems to be disproportionate number of "empowered" black women who have no problem overtly breaking the rules?
Posted by: Orson

===============

For a while there I was maintaining a list of them, and it was long. Quite a few mayors and city officials on that list. I attribute it to a phenomenon I first encountered from Thomas Sowell, and it made no sense to me at the time: Black people should not focus on getting political power, but on getting REAL power. Economic power, he meant.

Be able to form or join constituencies that sway Big Decisions in government and industry, and get in to politics as the middle-class itch arises.

Instead, they're parachuting in from positions of ignorance, no achievements, no legitimacy. When they get into unearned and undeserved positions of power on no motivation other than to have it, they fail in every way, including morally.

By the way, Tiffany Henyard, ousted Mayor of Dolton, Illinois, is now in Fulton County running for office.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (n7rxJ)

144 >> With 0% of the votes counted it's 0% to 0%.


At this point, I feel safe in asserting that it is anyone's game to win.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (ytyaf)

145 I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.
Posted by: Ben Had

On the contrary, you would find that I'm a foxhole ray of sunshine!

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (ftFVW)

146 between $6 million and $30 million. Omar's office later told the outlet the filing contained a "discrepancy," and an amended version put the couple's assets at between $18,004 and $95,000, the Journal reported.

You know, most criminals undervalue their assets. Not accidentally overvalue them.

She can even crook good.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (L6dcX)

147 Can't believe this loser describes the current situation as "evenly matched."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

148 I've been watching Sanford and Son reruns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (JTLUe)

149 Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:00 PM (9ARbc

You're not actually convincing anybody here,

Posted by: Fer sure at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (TIRHP)

150 TACO? Maybe it's forbearance? You know, like The Man Upstairs is giving people time to change before the destruction begins? Nah, that couldn't be it. Trump must be a loudmouth who doesn't follow through.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

151 110 I am in Stafford which is typically Republican but north Stafford, who knows? LOL

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (Q0yOR)

152 I don't get it. How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran? 50,000 troops and immeasurable amounts of resupply are happening right now. Vance, Witkoff and Kushner aren't sitting in Pakistan with their hand out begging for a deal.

I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole any of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)

***

50K ain't enough except in a case where we have significant 5th column support and contacts. Otherwise it is a good start. We can get airheads/beachheads in several major cities but would need a lot more to finish it.
My thoughts:
The IRGC are like the Nazis except they had 47 years to control their society. The Nazi's only had 13. And they have nothing to lose. This is the ugly part. The Iranian people need are critical here. This war isn't done.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

153 I would be better served by ignoring what Trump says and just look at what Trump Does.
Posted by: tubal


That's been the problem through both of his presidencies.

The Left takes him literally, but not seriously.

The Right takes him seriously, but not literally.

Thus, the Left freaks the f--k out about him, constantly.

.....this time around, he's weaponizing it better, though.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:04 PM (VHUov)

154 The SPLC has been sponsoring hate groups for decades to drum up business?

Is this for real?
Posted by: 29Victor


And here I thought it was just the FBI.

hey, if SPLC was paying FBI provocateurs to do race hatred stuff, would that be an additional crime?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2026 07:04 PM (a+4eV)

155 "Chris Ostroushko says that the backlash his family has been receiving for their actions last weekend has been "overwhelming" and "nonstop"

As it should be.

Maybe don't go shoving women to the ground, you fucking goon.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (L6dcX)

156 I don't get it. How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran? 50,000 troops and immeasurable amounts of resupply are happening right now. Vance, Witkoff and Kushner aren't sitting in Pakistan with their hand out begging for a deal.
-
The optics aren't great right now, but folks forget: Trump says a lot of shit.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if, having publicly stated that the ceasefire has (unilaterally) been extended indefinitely, that he orders airstrikes to resume the minute the previous ceasefire expires.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (vSvIl)

157 Financial disclosures. Hey, we just sign whatever paperwork our staffs put in front of us! Read it? Like you wanted us to 'read the bill'? Wuuuuut? We ain't got no time for drudge work! You even seem to want us to understand what we sign!!! Wuuuut? Hey, no one required us to take a Civil Service test or 5th Grade reading comprehension test to get our sweet political gigs in DC!

We've done enough 'splainin' to you MAGA knuckle-draggers on this made-up financial disclosure distraction! We have to get back to resisting OrangeManBad full the time! Power to the people! Power to the IRGC (kidding, just kidding about that, hahaha)!

Posted by: Congressional Democrats at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (5rh/l)

158 I actually have a didgeridoo, somewhere. My wife gave it to me for either my birthday or Christmas one year, as it was supposed to help with my sleep apnea.

I just lost weight instead, which pretty much cured the apnea. I think the didgeridoo is in our storage unit.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (77rzZ)

159 Is it racist to notice that there seems to be disproportionate number of "empowered" black women who have no problem overtly breaking the rules?
Posted by: Orson

I saw an X post of a European guy saying what he really noticed about the USA is most low level gubmint jobs employ entitled fat black ladies with really bad attitudes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (cxFcK)

160 Maybe it was AI slop.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:02 PM (VHUov)
====
No it was Spanish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

161 or is it Al-Jolani?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)

Jazz singer, isn't he?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

162 Between 2014 and 2023, the SPLC secretly funneled more than $3 million in donated funds to individuals who were associated with various violent extremist groups including:

Ku Klux Klan
United Klans of America
Unite the Right
National Alliance
National Socialist Movement
Aryan Nations affiliated Sadistic Souls Motorcycle Club
National Socialist Party of America (American Nazi Party)
American Front

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (a3e+b)

163 >>How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran?


They are retarded. That's how.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (ytyaf)

164 In other news, convicted rapist is upset that women now avoid him. "It's just nonstop backlash, I tell you. It's overwhelming. I might have to leave the state,"

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:07 PM (L6dcX)

165 With 0% of the votes counted it's 0% to 0%.


At this point, I feel safe in asserting that it is anyone's game to win.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM


Not to worry, spangler will find just enough votes to push the gerrymander law over the top.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 07:07 PM (0N4FZ)

166 I wouldn't be surprised at all if, having publicly stated that the ceasefire has (unilaterally) been extended indefinitely, that he orders airstrikes to resume the minute the previous ceasefire expires.
Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (vSvIl)

The IRGC has already said they are rejecting the ceasefire...Now the others they were talking with haven't said anything... For hours... Probably been arrested by the IRGC

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 07:07 PM (K88SD)

167 Socialists Poverty Leninist Communists have probably hundreds of millions stuffed away from Leftists contributions the last 50 years

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

168 How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran?


They are retarded. That's how.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (ytyaf)
***

Victory any day now!!! Trump is Finished!!!

Posted by: Dems and Media at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)

169 Jazz singer, isn't he?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

yes, Al-Qaeda's best tenor ...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (GD0B3)

170 @ShainS, good of you to repost, needs wider audience.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

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Yep, thanks for bringing it to our attention.

Reminds me of the old "45 Communist Goals" derived primarily from W. Cleon Skousen’s 1958 book The Naked Communist.

And it seems nearly all of them have been accomplished thus far ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (xU6sC)

171 >At this point, I feel safe in asserting that it is anyone's game to win.

Posted by: garrett
----
steal

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (ZxPkt)

172 Between 2014 and 2023, the SPLC secretly funneled more than $3 million in donated funds to individuals who were associated with various violent extremist groups including:


I'd also like to find out how much money they paid to violent leftist groups, but them paying whitey is much more amusing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (a+4eV)

173 148. You fish-eyed fool!

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (77rzZ)

174 between $6 million and $30 million. Omar's office later told the outlet the filing contained a "discrepancy," and an amended version put the couple's assets at between $18,004 and $95,000, the Journal reported.

You know, most criminals undervalue their assets. Not accidentally overvalue them.

She can even crook good.
Posted by: The Whine Guy


She was mistaken when she said she owned a $30M vinyard...
No, it was a typo, that's it.
A typo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

175 Just so sad to see what's happened to my home state. I don't even recognize it anymore. Especially Minneapolis.


Has any Major League Sportsball threatened to move their moneyball out of Minnesota with all the rampant fraud and misuse and abuse of taxpayer's hard earned and borrowed money?

No? Why Not?

Posted by: Atlanta, When The Fags Came at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (onPc6)

176 In other news, Jeffery Dalmer is upset that people won't give him the time of day. "Its' overwhelming. I mean, these people I ate had it coming. The provoked me. Now, people hardly talk to me, or even want to have lunch...I might have to leave the state."

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (L6dcX)

177 I've been watching Sanford and Son reruns.
Posted by: Boss Moss

I'm watching the original Bob Newhart show on Prime. Hi, Bob!!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:09 PM (cxFcK)

178 Spangler is scarry. A very obvious, well trained deep stater who is aiming for The Big Chair.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)

179 tubal, exactly. PDT, Hegseth and Bessent understand the art of war. 5 weeks and people are pissing and moaning that PDT doesn't understand the enemy. He has understood them for the last 30 years.



Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 07:09 PM (DIbRX)

180 *scary not scarrY!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)

181 hey, if SPLC was paying FBI provocateurs to do race hatred stuff, would that be an additional crime?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
====
At the very least civil liability, but likely they violated some federal criminal laws as well.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

182 Sheila's favorite song: Take the Money and Run

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (YvvFZ)

183 hey, if SPLC was paying FBI provocateurs to do race hatred stuff, would that be an additional crime?
Posted by: FeatherBlade


On the fiscal law side the FBI would be in violation. Not allowed to take money from anybody but Congress.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ)

184 177. Suzanne Pleshette or Mary Frann?

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)

185 how many ceasefires so far?


it's like a football game, so many stops and starts

Sweep the leg!
FINISH IT!

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)

186 or is it Al-Jolani?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)

Jazz singer, isn't he?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

Not the Beach Boy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (wVcYX)

187 By the way, Tiffany Henyard, ousted Mayor of Dolton, Illinois, is now in Fulton County running for office.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (n7rxJ)

As a Republican.

She's a kinda attractive black grifter woman with charisma.
So she might have a decent chance of winning at this point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

188
Even the Baptists are getting in on the fraud. From Alpha News:
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(The Center Square) – The Minnesota Department of Human Services has filed a civil lawsuit against a north Minneapolis church, alleging it misused millions in taxpayer-funded grants intended for mental health, substance abuse and violence prevention services.

According to the complaint, Zion Baptist Church accepted about $2.48 million between October 2022 and April 2025 through two state grant contracts but failed to meet key requirements tied to those funds.

The lawsuit, which was filed earlier this month in Minnesota District Court, alleges the church breached its contract with the state and was unjustly enriched by retaining funds without sufficient evidence the services were provided.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 07:11 PM (kX27y)

189 Spangler is scarry. A very obvious, well trained deep stater who is aiming for The Big Chair.
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)


I"m thinking Spangle is a case of the Marxists showing their colors too soon.
Or...the media is totally on board and it will get ugly in '28.

Posted by: Dems and Media at April 21, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB)

190 I wouldn't be surprised at all if, having publicly stated that the ceasefire has (unilaterally) been extended indefinitely, that he orders airstrikes to resume the minute the previous ceasefire expires.
Posted by: Methos


Same as it always is with him.
This time IRGC will be dancing in the streets celebrating their 'victory'...

boom

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)

191 My big fear is that, if he is charged with a crime, Walz will flee to the Minnesota woods, where he use his manly skills to live off the land and evade capture...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (eOFY+)

192
Best part? They've been charged in the Middle District of Alabama!
Posted by: SMOD

That's the blue gerymandered shithole part of the state. At best, it'll get procedurally fucked up and thrown out. Double jepardy is such a bitch, don't ya know.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (XNjLf)

193 >>The optics aren't great right now, but folks forget: Trump says a lot of shit.

The optics are fine. Despite all Pete's whining Trump is sitting in complete control of the situation. Iran is blockaded, nothing of any substance is getting in or out including their oil which pays for their entire economy.

Iran has no navy and most of their missiles and drones are gone. Any time Trump decides he can lay waste to Iran's infrastructure and there is very little Iran can do to stop it.

He has to deal with the political reality of the situation. He has to show everyone and especially his critics that he has given Iran every opportunity to do this peacefully. He also doesn't want to damage their oil industry to bad to send the world into a recession.

He's not just crushing the mullahs, he is wrecking China's world. He's doing just fine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)

194 177. Suzanne Pleshette or Mary Frann?
Posted by: Bulg

Suzanne. Le rawr rawr.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (cxFcK)

195 Same as it always is with him.
This time IRGC will be dancing in the streets celebrating their 'victory'...

boom
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)

Saw a video of them parading down the street with a missle.... Not smart

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 07:13 PM (K88SD)

196 Wouldn't it be funny if there are no white supremacy groups, just the SPLC undercover agents.

Seriously - these organizations run on shoestring budgets. $3 million can fully fund several groups for years.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:13 PM (L6dcX)

197
If a CEO were to say his company's worth had fallen by 99.7% due to an "accounting error", he'd be locked up in a Federal prison on Attu.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:13 PM (tgvbd)

198 137

Next week you're going to call him a monster for threatening to nuke Iran.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
_____

No I'm going to call him a terrible negotiator who makes empty threats that no one believes because he's a terrible negotiator who makes threats that no one believes

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:14 PM (vMn3P)

199 I saw an X post of a European guy saying what he really noticed about the USA is most low level gubmint jobs employ entitled fat black ladies with really bad attitudes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (cxFcK)

We call that the SC DMV here.
Although the last few times I was in there the ratio had gone down from 75% to 50% black women vs. everybody else, so something has changed.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

200 Suzanne Pleshette or Mary Frann?
Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)


I embrace the power if Both
And I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Dems and Media at April 21, 2026 07:14 PM (2WIwB)

201 105 I don't get it. How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran?

no, no, no. you don't get it. it's not that trump is *going* to lose, it's that he's *already* lost and is just trying to figure out how to make it palatable to the voters.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 07:14 PM (oY6Yp)

202 How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran?


They are retarded. That's how.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:06 PM (ytyaf)
***

Victory any day now!!! Trump is Finished!!!
Posted by: Dems and Media at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)

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Heard that asshat Chris Murphy (A Connecticut Commie in King Donald's Court) responded to the #FakeNews PsyOp that "29 Iranian ships got past our U.S. Military Blockade with a single-word response on social media: "Awesome."

How is that no straight-up treason?

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (xU6sC)

203 193
He's not just crushing the mullahs, he is wrecking China's world. He's doing just fine.
Posted by: JackStraw
______

So this is what you wanted today huh? You wanted Trump to give an extension to the deadline while getting nothing in return?

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (vMn3P)

204 In other news, Jeffery Dalmer is upset that people won't give him the time of day. "Its' overwhelming. I mean, these people I ate had it coming. The provoked me. Now, people hardly talk to me, or even want to have lunch...I might have to leave the state."
Posted by: The Whine Guy


I thought Dalmer got the mop handle in the butt treatment.
Kind of a Temu Vlad move.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (/lPRQ)

205 *scary not scarrY!
Posted by: runner


Thank you for the correction, and for doing your part to fight undead prejudice.

Posted by: zombie Richard Scarry at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (VHUov)

206 Ilhan Omar would be a good example being first one out, OUT OF THE COUNTRY, followed by a cornucopia of her compatriots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (YvvFZ)

207 Stoopid sock

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:16 PM (2WIwB)

208 All.of Minnesota is in on fraud, why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

209 Has any Major League Sportsball threatened to move their moneyball out of Minnesota with all the rampant fraud and misuse and abuse of taxpayer's hard earned and borrowed money?

No? Why Not?
Posted by: Atlanta, When The Fags Came at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (onPc6)
---------------
Tom Pohlad owns the MN Twins, he's a leftie, so no. The Vikings celebrated Arab American Month with an X posting, they've had Eid prayer gatherings in their stadium.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (kX27y)

210 >>>I bet she's got no clitoris and she's quite dull in the sack.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

>I've never seen a woman mutilated in this way. Another cultural benefit of Islam.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)

211 Losing so far.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (JTLUe)

212

A liberal group is looking to counter the influence of conservative Turning Point USA on college campuses by launching its own club that invites students to fight back against “authoritarianism” and “corporate greed.”

More Perfect University (MPUniversity), founded by the liberal media group “More Perfect Union,” made its big launch on Monday, saying students in all 50 states joined MPUniversity in the six days leading up to it.

The launch featured a livestream and interview with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), whose advisors founded More Perfect Union.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

213 I saw an X post of a European guy saying what he really noticed about the USA is most low level gubmint jobs employ entitled fat black ladies with really bad attitudes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (cxFcK)

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You see that everywhere in D.C. Surprisingly, many of them have accents as well -- obviously not American-born.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (xU6sC)

214 Victory any day now!!! Trump is Finished!!!
Posted by: Dems and Media
______

Trump declared victory on day 3. So he can't even promise victory any day now.

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (vMn3P)

215
'We're watching history, so buckle up.'


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (YvvFZ)

216 off sock

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (5rh/l)

217 185 how many ceasefires so far?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (oY6Yp)

218 Stoopid sock
Posted by: Diogenes

Come now, let's not blame the sock.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (ftFVW)

219 My thoughts:
The IRGC are like the Nazis except they had 47 years to control their society. The Nazi's only had 13. And they have nothing to lose. This is the ugly part. The Iranian people need are critical here. This war isn't done.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

I think many are quite surprised how resilient the Iranian government has been, but you’re right, the Third Reich is a near perfect comparison. But while I’m critical of extending the ceasefire, I say the the counter blockade is a stroke of genius. Iran is losing over $500 million in revenue Per Day, and there’s no way they can hold up under that too much longer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (Fmj+u)

220 And yet Trump is the one doing the actual negotiating while you're big hit in life is being a habitual contrarian troll on a comment board.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

221 How is that no straight-up treason?
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 07:15 PM (xU6sC)

Satire! Don't you rubes get it! I was joking! Or so he said.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 07:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

222 202 105 I don't get it. How can anyone think PDT is going to lose in Iran?

no, no, no. you don't get it. it's not that trump is *going* to lose, it's that he's *already* lost and is just trying to figure out how to make it palatable to the voters.
Posted by: anachronda
_______

I wonder if there have been any times in human history, say in the past 60 years or so, where a technologically backwards force fighting on its own territory managed to defeat a superpower.

To do that they would have to absorb tactical defeats while winning strategic victories. But surely that could never happen. Certainly not in central or Southeast Asia.

No, all Trump has to do is keep blowing up mullahs and eventually he wins. Should be any day now

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (vMn3P)

223 DoJ, EPA, and Maryland suing DC over sewage spill. No word if Eric Swawell was in the vicinity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (KfXOG)

224 Wouldn't it be funny if there are no white supremacy groups, just the SPLC undercover agents.

Seriously - these organizations run on shoestring budgets. $3 million can fully fund several groups for years.
Posted by: The Whine Guy


There's always been much more demand for racism than supply.

I don't think the supply is zero, but if this is what was going on, it's closer to zero than I thought.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov)

225 Stoopid sock
Posted by: Diogenes

Come now, let's not blame the sock.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (ftFVW)

***

well, yeah, you're right.
but it's a handy excuse.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)

226 A liberal group is looking to counter the influence of conservative Turning Point USA on college campuses by launching its own club that invites students to fight back against “authoritarianism” and “corporate greed."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Doesn't the university itself already fill that role?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (ftFVW)

227 Blockading is better than bombing. Let Trump be Trump. When you get to be President you can be the decider.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

228 The launch featured a livestream and interview with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), whose advisors founded More Perfect Union.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

So, Air America all over again, except this time it’s going to work!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 07:21 PM (Fmj+u)

229 He has to deal with the political reality of the situation. He has to show everyone and especially his critics that he has given Iran every opportunity to do this peacefully. He also doesn't want to damage their oil industry to bad to send the world into a recession.
-
That's the optics I'm talking about. He looks (momentarily) weak by treating their concerns as if they're valid. None of their minds are going to be changed by magnanimous behavior on Trump's part, because he's making it less and less likely that Iran will ever be able to exterminate Israel, which they care about achieving more than the possibility of Iran using nukes against us.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 07:21 PM (vSvIl)

230 Tom Pohlad owns the MN Twins, he's a leftie, so no. The Vikings celebrated Arab American Month with an X posting, they've had Eid prayer gatherings in their stadium.
Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 07:17 PM (kX27y)

Thank you beckster! The major sportsball politicos only turn one way...left.

Posted by: Atlanta, When The Fags Came at April 21, 2026 07:21 PM (onPc6)

231 >>>215 I saw an X post of a European guy saying what he really noticed about the USA is most low level gubmint jobs employ entitled fat black ladies with really bad attitudes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM (cxFcK)
---

My post office, it reeks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:22 PM (YvvFZ)

232 All.of Minnesota is in on fraud, why am I not surprised?
Posted by: Skip


I'm not. I guess I'm one of the ten guys keeping the Lord from nuking the place, if someone is pleading for us.

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:22 PM (VHUov)

233
Blockading is better than bombing. Let Trump be Trump. When you get to be President you can be the decider.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

__________

I've been told by my betters that it wasn't necessary to nuke Japan, we could have just blockaded it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:22 PM (tgvbd)

234 I learned all I needed to know about negotiating from Bruce Willis, 5th Element.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 07:22 PM (Fmj+u)

235 Trump vjivkens out again on his threats
Cease fire extended !
Again.
And again
And again and again

Posted by: Paul at April 21, 2026 07:23 PM (VYXF0)

236 She was mistaken when she said she owned a $30M vineyard... No, it was a typo, that's it. A typo.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

The vineyard, buy the way, didn't own any vines. It would buy grapes from wherever and make wine. The secret was in the magical marketing. eStCru was the name. It was all a giant scam. Screwed a bunch of investors.

In fact, that was HOW they screwed the investors - they sold shares of a $30 million winery promising 200% returns, and the winery was only worth $50k. In fact, the winery valuation moved from a reported maximum of $50,000 to a range of $1 million–$5 million depending on the filing.

The $30 million valuation wasn't an error, it was part of the investment scam. Now they realize it has gotten them into hot water. But next, the shareholders will sue for fraud.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 07:23 PM (L6dcX)

237 On the other side of that coin, I'd like to see Anna Paulina Luna in something less than a bikini.
Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 06:29 PM (oqH4h)

I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: All niiiiiight loooong at April 21, 2026 07:23 PM (TbWk/)

238 I can't find an affiliation for the Baptist church in Minneapolis, but given the melanin content of everyone associated with the church, I'm guessing American Baptist Convention ( i.e, the same group that Dr. Rev. Senator Raphael Warnock's church belongs to. )

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:24 PM (eOFY+)

239 Some of you still don't get it. The Iranian people are going to finish this battle. The US and Israel are setting the battlefield so that they are not cannon fodder. Watch what happens in the areas well away from Tehran.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 07:24 PM (DIbRX)

240 Cease fire bad. Go back to bombing!

Posted by: Pawl at April 21, 2026 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

241 I think many are quite surprised how resilient the Iranian government has been, but you’re right, the Third Reich is a near perfect comparison. But while I’m critical of extending the ceasefire, I say the the counter blockade is a stroke of genius. Iran is losing over $500 million in revenue Per Day, and there’s no way they can hold up under that too much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 07:18 PM (Fmj+u)

***

Concur Tom. My other thought was the Stasi in E. Germany. They had even longer to seep into every level of society. Honecker was a truly evil piece of shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:24 PM (2WIwB)

242
And then we have this. Osseo was an outlying small town when I was growing up, lots of farms and white kids. How is this even legal???


-----------------------
Liz Collin

@lizcollin
🚨NEW: Osseo Schools has confirmed to
@AlphaNews
that its remodel project at Park Center Senior High includes a prayer room and that foot-washing stations are being added to Osseo Senior High School.

The district, located in the northwest suburbs of Minneapolis, says the foot-washing plans “were included in updated plans after hearing from user groups on student needs.”

“This is undoubtedly for Muslim students only. I cannot understand how this can be happening in this era of no religion in schools,” the tipster said.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)

243 NYC rapper finally hitting stride with new song is killed by stepson over weed

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:25 PM (/+uur)

244 I saw an X post of a European guy saying what he really noticed about the USA is most low level gubmint jobs employ entitled fat black ladies with really bad attitudes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 21, 2026 07:05 PM

Bro's been to the DMV then...

Posted by: Next window, I just went on break at April 21, 2026 07:25 PM (TbWk/)

245 Current VA results -
2026 Va. 1 - Congressional Redistricting Special General
Ballot Measure
AP logoestimates
21% of votes counted
choice votes pct
Yes
326,183 50.6%
No
317,937 49.4%
Updated
Apr 21, 2026, 7:25 PM

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (tOcjL)

246 Dood is still living in 1969 protesting Viet-nam.

This fifty year obsession has made him a brilliant military strategist and expert diplomatic negotiator.

That he's been wrong over and over again the past decade changes nothing in his mind; everybody is the Viet-Cong and Ho Chi Minh, and Ron Paul and Alex Jones were right about everything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)

247 >>> I say the the counter blockade is a stroke of genius.

>Trump is right. Take the oil.

Let the other food goods and supplies thru but, make the EU, the UN, NATO and arab states come to the diplomacy table and negotiate.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (Fbc0I)

248
Behind every woman ... no matter how hot ... is some old boy just tired of listening to her shit. All damn day.

That's a lesson.
Posted by: Yep at April 21, 2026 07:25 PM (S2mGF)

Sure, but I'd only want to be behind her for a few minutes...

Posted by: A regular marathon man I am at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

249 >>So this is what you wanted today huh? You wanted Trump to give an extension to the deadline while getting nothing in return?

What I want, Pete, is for the guy I hired to do the job I hired him to do. He's earned my trust with how he has done his job with Venezuela, Cuba, China, the war in Ukraine, NATO and on and on. Things you don't talk about because you were wrong on those. And you will be wrong on this.

I have more patience than the average 5 year old, or you apparently.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (viF8m)

250 240 I can't find an affiliation for the Baptist church in Minneapolis, but given the melanin content of everyone associated with the church, I'm guessing American Baptist Convention ( i.e, the same group that Dr. Rev. Senator Raphael Warnock's church belongs to. )
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2026 07:24 PM (eOFY+)
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Yes, black church. Key giveaway is its location: North MPLS. Predominantly black.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)

251 The family of Celeste Rivas, the 14-year-old who was allegedly brutally murdered and dismembered by singer D4vd shared their heartbreak in their first words since his arrest.

The family of Celeste Rivas needs to be struck about the head and shoulders for 45 minutes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:27 PM (/+uur)

252 243 I think many are quite surprised how resilient the Iranian government has been,
---Diogenes
_______

You know, if this surprised you, that's a hint that maybe you don't know what you're talking about. And it also provides a suggestion that you should listen to the people who have been right all along.

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (vMn3P)

253 Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (tOcjL)

ugh

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

254 You'll pry this taco out of my cold dead hands!

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (I5fLw)

255 50K ain't enough except in a case where we have significant 5th column support and contacts. Otherwise it is a good start. We can get airheads/beachheads in several major cities but would need a lot more to finish it.
My thoughts:
The IRGC are like the Nazis except they had 47 years to control their society. The Nazi's only had 13. And they have nothing to lose. This is the ugly part. The Iranian people need are critical here. This war isn't done.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)


I think that all they need is a solid expansive beachhead, enough for a fort with a very wide cleared area all around, and then declare it conquered American territory.

Hold beach bikini luaus with roast pork and cold booze and frisbees flying and dogs running around, every. Single. Day. On (formerly) Iranian land. What are they going to do, just sit there and let that happen? The Russo-Ukrainian war has shown how brutal the new battlefield drone reality is for attackers -- and that's even without air supremacy, which we also have. Trump could also taunt them on social media every single day, putting them in a catch-22 of dying on offense or losing all legitimacy.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (Sy6m/)

256 "I've been told by my betters that it wasn't necessary to nuke Japan, we could have just blockaded it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

While I am not opposed to that option being used before sending in any troops, a good faith effort to spare innocent lives is not a bad thing.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

257 It turned.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 07:29 PM (JTLUe)

258 American Society of Socialists PAC

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (jrgJz)

259 Trumps threats ? Are any serious?

Posted by: Paul at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (VYXF0)

260 There's always been much more demand for racism than supply.

I don't think the supply is zero, but if this is what was going on, it's closer to zero than I thought.
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2026 07:20 PM (VHUov)

Where it does exist, it is a bunch of losers and fools, and hardly a threat to anyone. Sorta like most of the democrat party.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (DwqWV)

261
Sorry, women sports announcers are hopeless. Voices are too high and every one is so damn earnest sounding. They take themselves way too seriously.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (tgvbd)

262 Cafe is nood

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (ftFVW)

263

Where is the next Iranian "Trump"?

Posted by: pawn at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (CGX3Y)

264 256 Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:26 PM (tOcjL)

ugh
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (GD0B3)

Yeah, it's looking like a yes win b/c Fairfax has not reported...and again, this is the most pro-Fairfax thing ever run, so it's likely to be a landslide there...so, probably the 5-6 pt win coming...but maybe I'm wrong...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (tOcjL)

265

I have thought we need to bomb Iran but I know there are good people there.

It's a conundrum.

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 07:30 PM (3ek7K)

266 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

267 I grew up ABA
Very disorganized Baptist
Poor churches and no central committee.
It seems to me the only purpose of the Central Church is to not preach, and Save, and Baptize.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:31 PM (/+uur)

268 Yeah, it's looking like a yes win b/c Fairfax has not reported...and again, this is the most pro-Fairfax thing ever run, so it's likely to be a landslide there...so, probably the 5-6 pt win coming...but maybe I'm wrong...

==

R's are totally not invested in 2026...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 07:31 PM (GD0B3)

269 >>That's the optics I'm talking about. He looks (momentarily) weak by treating their concerns as if they're valid.

Seriously, how in the fuck does he look weak? He's killed multiple levels of Iranian leadership, sunk their entire navy, hits targets within Iran at will, has the entire country blockaded and now he is sitting there with a million guns pointed at Iran watching them tear themselves apart over their next move.

He's even managed to expose NATO as a bunch of feckless turds and, I don't know why people choose to ignore this, has China on a string because their entire economy runs on Venezuelan and Iranian oil.

Do I care if he ends this today or next week? I do not. You know what Iran isn't doing today? Funding terror around the world. They are a non-entity.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

270 255 243 I think many are quite surprised how resilient the Iranian government has been,
---Diogenes
_______

You know, if this surprised you, that's a hint that maybe you don't know what you're talking about. And it also provides a suggestion that you should listen to the people who have been right all along.
Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:28 PM (vMn3P)

***

Well, if you're going to quote someone, do it right, dumbass.
Ban hammer time Ace?
I've lived and worked in the region for years, in peace time and war, and have graduate degrees in Middle Eastern studies. I know exactly what I am talking about. So fu*k you.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM (2WIwB)

271 252
He's earned my trust with how he has done his job with Venezuela, Cuba, China, the war in Ukraine, NATO and on and on
______

I actually was pleased with how Venezuela went. Cuba? China? I don't feel like we have an answer yet and I'm not sure what you think Trump did. Ukraine has involved broken promises. And I don't regard pissing on NATOs shoes then begging them to help to be a brilliant chess masterstroke.

I'm able to evaluate Trump on a case by case basis. And I'm not deceived by his purported negotiating skills. He's actually not a really good negotiator. He's just used to having the upper hand in the New York real estate market and he can push subcontractors around.

He's showing his weakness with Iran, which anyone who doesn't have TDRS (Trump Dick Riding Syndrome) can see

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM (vMn3P)

272 Socking Ace, even tangentially, is not cool.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

273 Park Center High School and Osseo High School, located in NW Minneapolis, are being remolded. The remodel includes Islamic prayer rooms and foot-washing stations.

Yeah, about that separation of church and state. Not so much for f'ing Muslims.

https://is.gd/cCN6nh

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (glnUu)

274 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

275 "Minnesota" is Native American for "third world shithole."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (ndZc7)

276 You don't want to be correct, or cogent, or even strategic.
You're only goal is to "be right all along," and end it with the flair: "See, if you only you'd listened to me, idiots!"

I wouldn't count on your obsessive-compulsive, stubborn, ass to organize a one car funeral.

All you do is come on here rooting for loss because it makes Trump look bad.
Asshole.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (6ydKt)

277 ceasefire? And deny proud young men driving A10's the opportunity to martyr a goat molester?

Brrrrrrt!

Posted by: Ghost of Turbines past at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (jrgJz)

278 273
I've lived and worked in the region for years, in peace time and war, and have graduate degrees in Middle Eastern studies. I know exactly what I am talking about. So fu*k you.
Posted by: Diogenes
____

So with all your degrees and experience, how did you miss what I saw was coming? What was your first mistake?

Ace can't ban me. I've got Infinity VPN connections.

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (vMn3P)

279 JackStraw, text me when you get a chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2026 07:34 PM (DIbRX)

280 I've lived and worked in the region for years, in peace time and war, and have graduate degrees in Middle Eastern studies.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 07:32 PM


Did you ever attend the camel dromedary beauty pageant?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

281 198
If a CEO were to say his company's worth had fallen by 99.7% due to an "accounting error", he'd be locked up in a Federal prison on Attu.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:13 PM (tgvbd)

Can we please have a moratorium of y'all sending the worst to AK? Maybe we can send them to Delaware, or somewhere else that doesn't really exist.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:35 PM (DwqWV)

282 279
Posted by: SpeakingOf
_____

You know what I want? I want people here to stop the Trump dick-riding and consider that what looks like a bad move might just be a bad move, and not a brilliant queen sacrifice in seven dimensional chess.

But no one will because Trump is incapable of making a mistake around here

Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked at April 21, 2026 07:36 PM (vMn3P)

283 277 Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah, I'm not particularly impressed. But assholes are gonna asshole, I suppose.

Maybe we can find him some parked cars to chase?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:37 PM (DwqWV)

284 Mexico WILL pay for the Great Wall

Posted by: Paul at April 21, 2026 07:37 PM (VYXF0)

285 Savanah Hernandez is now history's greatest monster.

https://tinyurl.com/yzvbyt4d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 07:37 PM (ndZc7)

286 Did anyone here ride Trump's dick? Didn't think so.

Clean it up, asshole. Or continue to be... a dick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (DwqWV)

287 -
That's the optics I'm talking about. He looks (momentarily) weak by treating their concerns as if they're valid. None of their minds are going to be changed by magnanimous behavior on Trump's part, because he's making it less and less likely that Iran will ever be able to exterminate Israel, which they care about achieving more than the possibility of Iran using nukes against us.
Posted by: Methos
---

Don't know who he looks weak to but he's playing his hand well. He's a Yankee Manhattan Hunter at the moment starving his opponent to death.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:38 PM (YvvFZ)

288 Current VA results -
2026 Va. 1 - Congressional Redistricting Special General
Ballot Measure
AP logoestimates
21% of votes counted
choice votes pct
Yes
326,183 50.6%
No
317,937 49.4%
Updated
Apr 21, 2026, 7:25 PM
Posted by: Nova Local


Sweet.
Let's have poll -
Does the majority want to disenfranchise the minority?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 07:40 PM (/lPRQ)

289 Seriously, how in the fuck does he look weak? He's killed multiple levels of Iranian leadership, sunk their entire navy, hits targets within Iran at will, has the entire country blockaded and now he is sitting there with a million guns pointed at Iran watching them tear themselves apart over their next move.
-
I am aware of all that. Which is why I'm talking about optics rather than the situation on the ground.

It looks like he's desperate for a deal *because* he's talking in a way that coincides with the critics who just want this all over with.

I expect that will be corrected when the airstrikes resume.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 07:40 PM (vSvIl)

290 _____

You know what I want? I want people here to stop the Trump dick-riding and consider that what looks like a bad move might just be a bad move, and not a brilliant queen sacrifice in seven dimensional chess.

But no one will because Trump is incapable of making a mistake around here
Posted by: Ace knows that Trump cucked
--

First you must wipe the shit off your face and clean it out of you nostrils. Then take a bath and clean up your room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:42 PM (YvvFZ)

291
I expect that will be corrected when the airstrikes resume.
Posted by: Methos
---

Get away from those liberal magazines they are messing up your vision.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:43 PM (YvvFZ)

292 First you must wipe the shit off your face and clean it out of you nostrils. Then take a bath and clean up your room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:42 PM (YvvFZ)

And then go lay down by your dish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 07:44 PM (DwqWV)

293 Fat that pushed little Savannah, I would have punished him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:45 PM (YvvFZ)

294 >>I want people here to stop the Trump dick-riding and consider that what looks like a bad move might just be a bad move


Re. Iran - How? How is it a bad move. What was lost? What was even at risk?

Surely you must think there are dire consequences to this Bad Move...
what are they?

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 07:46 PM (ytyaf)

295 Get away from those liberal magazines they are messing up your vision.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 07:43 PM (YvvFZ)

All the talk about making a deal seems to have convinced ace that he feels he needs a deal.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 07:50 PM (vSvIl)

Conservative Former DOJ Prosecutor Joe DiGenova Sworn In as Special Consultant to Investigate the Russiagate Conspiracy

Cry moar, NYT:


U.S. Installs a Trump Loyalist to Lead 'Grand Conspiracy' Case Into Trump Foes

A former lawyer for President Trump's campaign, Joseph diGenova, is said to be planning to split time between Miami and Fort Pierce, where a grand jury overseen by a Trump-favored judge sits.

By Charlie Savage and Alan Feuer

As a sprawling inquiry expands into whether former federal officials committed crimes in investigating President Trump, two unusual factors could ease the way toward securing the indictments he craves.

A former lawyer for Mr. Trump's campaign, Joseph diGenova, has been selected to lead the inquiry after a career prosecutor in Miami was removed from that post this week, a senior law enforcement official said on Saturday.

And at least part of the investigation appears to be using a grand jury based in Fort Pierce, Fla., overseen by a federal judge, Aileen M. Cannon, who issued rulings favorable to Mr. Trump during the classified documents case against him, the official added. Mr. diGenova is expected to split his time between Miami and Fort Pierce.

Together, the moves show how the Justice Department under Mr. Trump's control has been willing to embrace politically charged tactics and unorthodox personnel decisions in its efforts to satisfy his demands to prosecute his perceived foes -- even as other prosecutors loyal to him have encountered forceful pushback from courts against his wide-ranging retribution campaign.

And what are they investigating? That's right, whether Democrat officials created a color change operation to remove a sitting president of the United States.

Mr. diGenova, 81, who served as a U.S. attorney in the Reagan era, has been given the title of counselor to the attorney general and detailed to the Southern District of Florida, where the U.S. attorney, Jason A. Reding Quiñones, another Trump loyalist, is supervising the inquiry.

Mr. diGenova's appointment comes after Maria Medetis Long, a senior career prosecutor in Miami who had been in charge of the investigation, was abruptly removed from the case. Ms. Medetis Long, who leads national security investigations for Mr. Quiñones's office, is said to have objected to moving forward with a portion of the inquiry focused on John O. Brennan, the former C.I.A. director.

The law enforcement official familiar with the matter spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive internal issue.

Because Judge Cannon is the only federal jurist in the Fort Pierce courthouse, she could be in a position to make critical decisions if Mr. diGenova uses the grand jury there to subpoena documents or witness testimony and the recipients balk, asking her to quash the demands.

Judge Cannon was criticized by an appeals court in 2022 after she effectively stalled the investigation into Mr. Trump's mishandling of classified documents by appointing a so-called special master to sort through reams of materials seized from Mar-a-Lago, his private club and residence in Florida. Later, Mr. Trump praised her lavishly, calling her "strong" and "brilliant," after she tossed out the indictment altogether, ruling that Jack Smith, the special counsel who filed the charges, had been improperly appointed.

Why did Trump have to reach outside the current DOJ corps of prosecutors?

Because Obama, and then Biden, purged every single older, experienced conservative prosecutor from the DOJ.

Bringing diGenova in for that role confirms something that I've long believed about the 2020s version of the Department of Justice -- the near complete purging of DOJ of anyone remotely resembling me between 2009 and 2025 has left the Department without a contingent of gray haired and/or balding older folks with conservative political views AND the experience and skill set needed to methodically piece together a very large jigsaw puzzle of evidence that involves dozens of primary players, hundreds of locations, and lasting over a decade in time. The exercise requires patience and a willingness to backtrack and go a different direction whenever you encounter an evidentiary dead-end. It does not lend itself to "head down bull-in-a-china-shop" youthful enthusiasm.

One thing I learned in handling 90+ cases involving January 6 defendants is that the roster of AUSAs across the country who I encountered looked nothing like me in my last 10 years with DOJ -- from age 42 to 52. The number of J6 cases prosecuted by DOJ was so large that the AUSAs working in the D.C. U.S. Attorney's Office were unable to handle them all. The Biden DOJ put out a "tasking" to all U.S. Attorneys' Offices across the country to designate a certain number of AUSAs from their offices to be assigned to handle J6 cases. I personally handled cases that had AUSAs assigned to them who worked in Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, New Mexico, Chicago, New York, Boston, and Tampa -- just as a sample.

The majority were women from their late 20s to their late 30s. To the extent I was able to discern their "politics" through conversation or taking the time to learn more about them online, they were uniformly liberal progressives -- not a single exception that I can recall.

Similarly, the male AUSAs I encountered -- with only 1-2 exceptions who were well into their 40s -- were pretty obviously liberal progressives.

I do not recall a single encounter -- across 90+ cases -- where the AUSA ever let on or suggested any kind of political "alignment" with the January 6 defendants as a group. I don't mean comments that might have excused the conduct or criticized the Biden Admin. approach to the prosecutions -- I don't recall a single comment that could have been construed as suggesting the AUSA was a Republican who supported Pres. Trump during his time in office in his first term.


"Election lies," Jakey?

Remember, this guy wrote a book called The Plot to Steal the Presidency -- about Bush's theft of Al Gore's presidency -- but has since then piously instructed us that one should never, ever say a presidency was stolen.

But US intelligence warned in 2020 that our election system was wide open to foreign compromise.

Months before the 2020 presidential election, U.S. intelligence issued a secret but stark warning that foreign adversaries had the capability to "compromise" America's voting infrastructure and raised specific concerns about the vulnerability of voter registration databases that later would be penetrated by China and Iran, a newly declassified memo obtained by Just the News shows.

The National Intelligence Council's (NIC) concerns were so extensive that officials personally briefed President Donald Trump at the White House in February 2020, according to photos obtained by Just the News showing top CIA, FBI and Homeland Security officials joining with NIC analysts to inform the president.

But the American public was never fully alerted, even after evidence emerged that China had gained access to voter registration data in multiple states and had even sent fake driver's licenses to the United States in a bid to help Joe Biden win the election, officials said.

"We judge that US adversaries, including, at a minimum, Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea, as well as non-state groups, have the capability to compromise US election infrastructure for the 2020 presidential election," the NIC wrote in the memo dated Jan. 15, 2020.

"Adversaries gaining access to US election-related systems could disrupt the voting process, steal sensitive data, or undermine confidence in the election results, but we do not know whether any of them have specific plans to manipulate election-related systems," the memo added.

The document was recently declassified by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who continues to expose examples of the intelligence community suppressing or misusing intelligence.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 I shall go fetch the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:21 PM (O7YUW)

2 Tapper is a POS

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:23 PM (K88SD)

3
Together, the moves show how the Justice Department under Mr. Trump's control has been willing to embrace politically charged tactics and unorthodox personnel decisions in its efforts to satisfy his demands to prosecute his perceived foes -- even as other prosecutors loyal to him have encountered forceful pushback from courts against his wide-ranging retribution campaign.

I learned it from you, Dad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 05:23 PM (Cqx++)

4 26th, or something

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 21, 2026 05:25 PM (iNp3L)

5 Hopefully this goes somewhere

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

6 The US will have a difficult time until the traitors among us are dealt with.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2026 05:25 PM (3Ope8)

7 Not all foreign election interference is born equal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:26 PM (ikSmX)

8 Good.

He and his wife were targeted -- and probably spied on -- by the Deep State Traitors' lawfare operation, and had to spend something like $1 million or more to defend themselves.

MOAR FURIOUS ANGER please ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:27 PM (xU6sC)

9 6 The US will have a difficult time until the traitors among us are dealt with.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2026 05:25 PM (3Ope

I want to see some Perp walking..... Paybacks a bitch...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:27 PM (K88SD)

10
Joe DiGenova has been spitting nails over the illegal anti-Trump schemes for years. Let's hope he gets to finally put someone behind bars. Or at least put them on trial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 05:27 PM (n7rxJ)

11 Mr. diGenova, 81
====

Mazel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

12 I've been riding with a gal whose politics are liberal. But we both agree that the FNM is terrible and there is no reason to tune into them.

I'm always a bit surprised when someone with a grown up value system who works and takes care of life stuff instead of being an infantile twit is liberal. I don't get voting for people who want to raise your taxes to subsidize people who choose to be layabouts.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (MwMIW)

13 And what are they investigating? That's right, whether Democrat officials created a color change operation to remove a sitting president of the United States.

------------

We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)

14

I am getting tired of the term, "false claim".

Good one for forcing the listener into prejudice while being able to piously claim "impartiality"
I swear anyone who does that sort of logical and rhetorical malpractice should be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

15 Jake Tapper is such a dillhole.

You know what, let's accuse the President of working with the Democrats. I'm lighting my hair on fire right now!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (Fbc0I)

16 Only in lib media is it weaponizing the justice system to prosecute misconduct where the justice system was weaponized against a sitting president on increasingly obvious bogus grounds.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:29 PM (ikSmX)

17 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)


Purple. It was Purple. SEIU Purple.

That color got chosen in 2005

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:29 PM (rbvCR)

18 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
---
Soon it shall be the Color Out Of Space.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:30 PM (ikSmX)

19 Not all foreign election interference is born equal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:26 PM (ikSmX)

--------------

"Foreign Election interference never happens here, and it's good that it does, h8r!"

/In my lifetime at least, it goes all the way back to The Treasonous Clintons and Algore -- and probably even further.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:30 PM (xU6sC)

20 my comment from the previous thread will serve nicely for this one, too:

"28 every single aspect of the demonrat party is a criminal conspiracy.

RICO them, every one, right down to the individual voters who are aiding and abetting the crimes. as convicted felons they can no longer vote, no need to imprison everyone."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 05:31 PM (VyBeY)

21
Obama, and then Biden, purged every single older, experienced conservative prosecutor from the DOJ.

===============

Can Todd Blanche rehire them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 05:31 PM (n7rxJ)

22 The J6 prisoners were persecuted, not prosecuted.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always an English major at April 21, 2026 05:33 PM (Wt5PA)

23 It is, of course, more humane to quarter first and draw later. However it is harder to show the condemned his own entrails that way.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

24 "Conservative Former DOJ Prosecutor Joe DiGenova Sworn In as Special Consultant to Investigate the Russiagate Conspiracy"


Why? Nothing is going to happen so why waste time, effort and money on doing this?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 05:33 PM (0N4FZ)

25 The justice system, and the IRS, etc are weaponized on anyone who opposes the commiecrat machine when the Dems have any power. I remember hearing some of the hell they put the family of the gal that founded True the Vote through, and of course the J6 protestors who had the temerity to want congress to say "we need an audit of one of these hinky looking vote counts" before we approve the electoral counts.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 05:33 PM (MwMIW)

26 DiGenova is Italian for Nothing Will Happen.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 21, 2026 05:34 PM (wBaIH)

27 The left: Anyone that claims that the 2020 election wasn't perfectly clear, honest and transparent is a NAZI science denying Russian bot who hates America. Our elections can't be hacked, stolen, or modified and that's a proven fact.

Also the left: The elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all blatantly stolen

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)

28 The J6 prisoners were persecuted, not prosecuted.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always an English major at April 21, 2026 05:33 PM (Wt5PA)
---
Truth.

They totally cooked the DC venue.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:35 PM (ikSmX)

29 26 DiGenova is Italian for Nothing Will Happen.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 21, 2026 05:34 PM (wBaIH)

Not so sure about that, however the person he replaced was making sure nothing was gonna happen

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:35 PM (K88SD)

30 Our chief problem is vote fraud. Vote fraud and corruption.
Our *two+ problems are vote fraud and corruption, corruption and vote fraud... and migrants.

Our *three* problems are vote fraud, corruption, and migrants, .... and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.

Amongst our problemry,.....

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 05:36 PM (53GQo)

31 Ass-Tapper is more like it.

Posted by: Dawn LeMawn at April 21, 2026 05:36 PM (TezPK)

32 in the 2000's at least.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:36 PM (rbvCR)

33 If diGenova was a California lawyer, the California Bar would disbar him like they did to lawyer Eastman.
California Bar is in a state of rebellion against these United States. According to the California Bar, you have no right to defend the bad orange man.
Im really surprised no other Bar associations have come to Eastman's defense and given him shelter so he can make a living in their state.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Pl1+s)

34 I would like to see who are the "cooperating witnesses" who are testifying in Florida. Brennan was not liked by pretty much anyone in the CIA. That convict Kireakou has made it clear what a scumbag Brennan is and I'm willing to bet he'll get hung out to dry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 05:38 PM (gu0hJ)

35 Im really surprised no other Bar associations have come to Eastman's defense and given him shelter so he can make a living in their state.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Pl1+s)

The Bar association is commie no matter what State they are in...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:39 PM (K88SD)

36
So many investigations
so few results

Let's watch hockey instead!

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 05:39 PM (ZxPkt)

37 35, exactly! one of the first institutions marched through.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 05:40 PM (VyBeY)

38 The document was recently declassified by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who continues to expose examples of the intelligence community suppressing or misusing intelligence.

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This is why the Deep State is running public media PsyOps against Tulsi and trying to get her ousted as DNI.

She's a threat ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:40 PM (xU6sC)

39 ‘after a career prosecutor in Miami was removed from that post this week’

‘Career prosecutor’ … LOLGF. Whenever you hear a commie media asswipe rag use that term, you know it’s some deepstate saboteur hack.

Same when they use the term ‘expert’

Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 21, 2026 05:40 PM (17f5q)

40 >>> they did this, of course, to expose their colleagues to danger and menace, in hopes they would buckle and change the decision to match what the violent leftist mobs and assassins demanded.


Ludicrous!!! There are politics in any Court !

- Chief SCROTUS Nazgul Roberts


>>> ...a grand jury overseen by a Trump-favored judge sits.

Politically favored judges are unacceptable !

- Chief SCROTUS Nazgul Roberts

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 05:40 PM (/lPRQ)

41 U.S. Installs a Trump Loyalist to Lead 'Grand Conspiracy' Case Into Trump Foes

But no story is newsworthy when it's a judge who hates Trump not recusing himself and finding Trump guilty of a fake made-up crime in NY...

Obama and Biden officials and judges doing bad things = "Grand Conspiracy"...

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarson at April 21, 2026 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

42 HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 05:41 PM (CNl8/)

43
Y'know, there was way lots of things that I did not like about J'Blowme, O'Bumbles, and Billy Jeff the Arkansas Horndog.

But there was one area where they blew me away with their courage -- their steadfast and strongly expressed refusal NOT to populate their administrations with loyalists. It was freaking awesome!

It also never happened.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 21, 2026 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

44 This is why the Deep State is running public media PsyOps against Tulsi and trying to get her ousted as DNI.

She's a threat ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:40 PM (xU6sC)


as is Bondi, as is Hegseth, as is Vance, and so on

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

45 What they are actually investigating is a decade long conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights. Everything from the Russia hoax up to and likely through the 2024 election is part of the conspiracy. That's why the grand jury is in the Southern District of Florida, the raid of Mar A Lago is part of the conspiracy.

I've been saying this since last Fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (viF8m)

46 Geez, sock off, dammit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

47 The majority were women from their late 20s to their late 30s they were uniformly liberal progressives

***********

American women, once again being insufferable ruthless despotic karenbots???

Nooooo

I shan’t believe it

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (REq0p)

48 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
*****
There's ultraviolet and infared.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (Pl1+s)

49 >>as is Bondi, as is Hegseth, as is Vance, and so on

Have you heard Kash is a drunken maniac?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

50 48 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
*****
There's ultraviolet and infared.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (Pl1+s)

They've gone to plaid !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:45 PM (K88SD)

51 >>> Judge Cannon was criticized by an appeals court in 2022 after she effectively stalled the investigation into Mr. Trump's mishandling of classified documents....


Shouldn't that be President Trump, the individual through which all Federal Executive power through which 'classification' flows?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 05:45 PM (/lPRQ)

52 If dicks had wheels, Fake Jake's mouth would be a freeway.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (oqH4h)

53 They raided Mar a lago hoping to provoke a gunfight.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (Pl1+s)

54 Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump, so wouldn't this violate Eastman's and Trump's civil rights, and if so, wouldn't this open the people who worked to disbar Eastman to being prosecuted for civil rights violations?

I know that this won't happen if it is possible to do, but if it is possible to do, I would love to see this happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (c4pSx)

55 Im really surprised no other Bar associations have come to Eastman's defense and given him shelter so he can make a living in their state.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Pl1+s)

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IIRC, back before escaping Califzuela 13 years ago and living in Orange County, Eastman was teaching law (perhaps part-time?) at Chapman College. Not sure if he's still affiliated with them (hmmm, I see it's been renamed to Chapman University since).

* does search *

"He retired from his position as a law professor at the Chapman University Fowler School of Law in January 2021,"

Trump should have hired him in some capacity, perhaps at DOJ.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:47 PM (xU6sC)

56 Eastman is taking his case to the Supreme Court where I bet he wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

57 Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump, so wouldn't this violate Eastman's and Trump's civil rights, and if so, wouldn't this open the people who worked to disbar Eastman to being prosecuted for civil rights violations?

I know that this won't happen if it is possible to do, but if it is possible to do, I would love to see this happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (c4pSx)

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+1

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:50 PM (xU6sC)

58 Eastman is taking his case to the Supreme Court where I bet he wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

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Excellent and agreed!

Thanks, was not aware of that ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:51 PM (xU6sC)

59 Trump should hire the Hillary Clinton to investigate Russiagate!
-Jake Tapper

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 05:52 PM (bss/y)

60 ...two unusual factors could ease the way toward securing the indictments he craves.


That's not reporting. That's Communist Democrat Propaganda. Has the NYT reported making campaign contributions to the Democrats?


Freedom of the Press my ass. Not when the entire fucking apparatus is communist controlled. FFS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 05:52 PM (C4BAC)

61 >>Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump

He was disbarred entirely because he worked for Trump and gave him legal advice, which wasn't used, about the 2020 election.

Anyone who tried to expose the corruption in the 2020 election was harmed in some way including all the J6 protestors.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

62 Bringing diGenova in for that role confirms something that I've long believed about the 2020s version of the Department of Justice -- the near complete purging of DOJ of anyone remotely resembling me between 2009 and 2025 has left the Department without a contingent of gray haired and/or balding older folks with conservative political views AND the experience and skill set needed...


Now consider the Pentagon...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

63 52 If dicks had wheels, Fake Jake's mouth would be a freeway.
Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (oqH4h)

More a two car garage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 05:53 PM (bss/y)

64 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
*****
There's ultraviolet and infared.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (Pl1+s)
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Puce. Chartreuse. Viridian.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 05:54 PM (xvhJH)

65 California Bar is in a state of rebellion against these United States. According to the California Bar, you have no right to defend the bad orange man.
Im really surprised no other Bar associations have come to Eastman's defense and given him shelter so he can make a living in their state.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:37 PM (Pl1+s)

The CA Bar is in a state of rebellion, you say? I say, they, and many others in CA besides.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 05:54 PM (T6aVk)

66 How come they never say Democrat Loyalist Judge ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:56 PM (K88SD)

67 61 >>Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump

He was disbarred entirely because he worked for Trump and gave him legal advice, which wasn't used, about the 2020 election.

Anyone who tried to expose the corruption in the 2020 election was harmed in some way including all the J6 protestors.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

********

I appreciate the correction. I have difficulties keeping up with all the facts of all the various scandals that the Dems have inflicted upon us, unfortunately. There are just too many of them to keep track of.

What I'd like to know is would it be possible to prosecute these people in the California Bar Association for civil rights violations in this case? I really want to see these people on the left go to jail when they engage in this sort of behavior.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (c4pSx)

68 53 They raided Mar a lago hoping to provoke a gunfight.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (Pl1+s)

Kevin Clinesmith: Purposely changed a "Yes, FBI informant" to "NO", lied about it, and got a slap on the hand, community service, and gets to keep his law license.

John Eastman advised Trump regarding election matters and options (none illegal) and was disbarred by the ABA in California for representing Orange Man Bad...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

69 >>@TheJusticeDept
·
21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

70 >>> Judge Cannon was criticized by an appeals court in 2022 after she effectively stalled the investigation into Mr. Trump's mishandling of classified documents....

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Uhm, no. Wrong again!

Judge Aileen Cannon ruled that Jack Smith was improperly appointed as special counsel because he was NOT a DOJ employee, as required by the Special Counsel Law when appointed -- he was working at The Hague

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (xU6sC)

71 Nothing will happen. No one will get arrested. No perp walks. No jail time.

No tar and feathers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (W2Pud)

72 21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

white supremacist groups ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (K88SD)

73 I could imagine a book where California decides to separate from the Union, then a few other states join ghis new Confederacy

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)

74 Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump, so wouldn't this violate Eastman's and Trump's civil rights, and if so, wouldn't this open the people who worked to disbar Eastman to being prosecuted for civil rights violations?

I know that this won't happen if it is possible to do, but if it is possible to do, I would love to see this happen.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (c4pSx)


*slaps.sap into palm*
I know something possible to do...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)

75 should be drawn and quartered. Taken out at dawn and shot.


Then court martialed and sent to the Russian Front!

Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (wVcYX)

76 73 I could imagine a book where California decides to separate from the Union, then a few other states join ghis new Confederacy

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)

The Ghey Confederation of States?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

77 >>> diGenova was sued after he said publicly that a former Trump administration official who didn’t back the election lies “should be drawn and quartered. Taken out at dawn and shot."

Other than diGenova is a very very bad person, I have no idea the context of his partial quote or these alleged election lies that Tapper connects to him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (/lPRQ)

78 >>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

white supremacist groups ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (K88SD)

***

They pay them off. Keeps the SPLC in business.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)

79 75 should be drawn and quartered. Taken out at dawn and shot.


Then court martialed and sent to the Russian Front!
Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (wVcYX)

Followed by the Foreign Legion...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 06:00 PM (K88SD)

80 74 Eastman was disbarred in part because he worked as a lawyer for Trump, so wouldn't this violate Eastman's and Trump's civil rights, and if so, wouldn't this open the people who worked to disbar Eastman to being prosecuted for civil rights violations?

I know that this won't happen if it is possible to do, but if it is possible to do, I would love to see this happen.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 21, 2026 05:46 PM (c4pSx)


*slaps.sap into palm*
I know something possible to do...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)

The entire ABA (American Bar Association) needs to be sewn up in an overside jute bag filled with rocks and dropped into the Marianas Trench...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

81 72 21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

white supremacist groups ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (K88SD)

Well that's a twist I was not expecting.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 21, 2026 06:01 PM (qivay)

82 >>@TheJusticeDept
·
21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

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That's odd since they always defamed every conservative and conservative organization as a neo-Nazi white supremacist.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:01 PM (xU6sC)

83 They raided Mar a lago hoping to provoke a gunfight.
Posted by: torabora


It was nothing more than an over glorified Pantie Raid.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:01 PM (/lPRQ)

84 John Eastman advised Trump regarding election matters and options (none illegal) and was disbarred by the ABA in California for representing Orange Man Bad...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (ynpvh)



To me that's grounds for dis-barring the entire fucking ABA! FFS! Whatever happened to HUAC? It's time to bring it back although first we'll have to define what being an American means. FFS again. We've been overrun and I'm starting to think the Sampson solution is going to be the only recourse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 06:02 PM (C4BAC)

85 Nothing will happen. No one will get arrested. No perp walks. No jail time.

From the people ... south of San Francisco ... who literally wanted to give me an up-talk because I ordered a fucking Taco at the food truck ? With a Southern Accent ?

That's Southern California. To Hell with Southern California.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 06:02 PM (S2mGF)

86 >>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

white supremacist groups ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (K88SD)

***

They pay them off. Keeps the SPLC in business.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:00 PM (2WIwB)

It's a write-off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at April 21, 2026 06:02 PM (wVcYX)

87 I could imagine a book where California decides to separate from the Union, then a few other states join ghis new Confederacy
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)


From the Canadian border south to LA. Make I-5 the new border. Everything west of that is New Commie Land.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

88 pretty sure fox banned Joe and his wife from being on the air...what will they do now?

Posted by: zigggggy at April 21, 2026 06:03 PM (EDeJ/)

89 Fiat justitia ruat caelum

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)

90 "That's right, whether Democrat officials created a color change operation to remove a sitting president of the United States."

Okay, we had an impeachment, spent tens of millions of $, and what exactly the fuck was the result of the Russia collusion investigation?

Zip. Nothing. Literally nothing. Not a single person went to jail or was tried for any offence related to Russian collusion. 13 Russians were indicted for hacking and leaking DNC e-mails. Trump's lawyer plead guilty to trumped up charges. some tax evasion and bank fraud bullshit. Loads of people being prosecuted for making false statements.

Hence it seems fair to ask, was there ever, anything, whatsoever, to this investigation? Or was it politically motivated? That seems kinda sorta important.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 06:03 PM (L6dcX)

91 Just catching up after a full day. I'd be nice if 'Nothing Would Happen' guy was wrong this time.

I was a good member of the Horde today. People were happy.

I'm thinking of rewarding myself with a 'President Trump destroyed a terrorist supporting 'civilization' today and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.

Being in Canada, it would be more of an indoor only garment.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

92 >>That's odd since they always defamed every conservative and conservative organization as a neo-Nazi white supremacist.

If your boggyman doesn't exist, create him. Get donations and build narratives.

Under Biden we were constantly told that white supremacist groups were the biggest threat to America. I couldn't name you a white supremacist organization operating in the US in any numbers if you paid me and SPLC bribe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

93 83 They raided Mar a lago hoping to provoke a gunfight.
Posted by: torabora


It was nothing more than an over glorified Pantie Raid.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:01 PM (/lPRQ)

These Cherry Pan-ties are so good!
https://youtu.be/ZJcv5qp2qXs&t=52s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

94 Funny how terrible "loyalty" is for just one side of the aisle.

Dems never have to worry about this, they are always on the same page. Nobody ever goes rogue.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 06:04 PM (eIzlH)

95 If you do not subscribe to Matt Taibbi's substack, you should. He has a piece out today about a NYT opinion piece written by a Yale professor Moyn, entitled "Old People Suck And We Should Take All Their Stuff"

Moyn cites the example of apes and chimpanzees who establish hierarchies based on “brute strength, and therefore physical vitality” and can “marginalize faltering alpha males” who then “sometimes go into exile, which means death.”

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 06:05 PM (m2lIk)

96 HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM



I was not expecting this.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 21, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D)

97 Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Let me guess - if they didn't pay these groups to exist, they would evaporate, and so would the reason for the SPLC to exist.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 06:05 PM (L6dcX)

98 92 >>That's odd since they always defamed every conservative and conservative organization as a neo-Nazi white supremacist.

If your boggyman doesn't exist, create him. Get donations and build narratives.

Under Biden we were constantly told that white supremacist groups were the biggest threat to America. I couldn't name you a white supremacist organization operating in the US in any numbers if you paid me and SPLC bribe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:04 PM (viF8m)

Just like how racist was basically almost non-existent, and Obama stirred it up. Government and similar organizations don't exist to fix problems, they exist to get MONEY to fake fixing problems.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

99 the leftist demand for white supremacists greatly outstrips the supply.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 06:06 PM (VyBeY)

100 "And at least part of the investigation appears to be using a grand jury based in Fort Pierce, Fla., overseen by a federal judge, Aileen M. Cannon, who issued rulings favorable to Mr. Trump, BECAUSE SHE BASED HER DECISIONS ON THE LAW RATHER THAN THE 'ORANGE MAN BAD' STANDARD FAVORED BY MANY OF HER COLLEAGUES, during the classified documents case against him, the official added."

I might have added a few words to help clarify things for the reader.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 21, 2026 06:06 PM (PjoYe)

101 "Old People Suck And We Should Take All Their Stuff"

I'm thinking of running on that platform in fact. Property taxes are good, Social Security should be means tested and both should kick in at 70 or higher.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 06:06 PM (gKWVE)

102 21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Oh those clever SPLC lawyers. Lets fund some white supremacist groups to make sure we have some reason to keep existing.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (MwMIW)

103 Let me guess - if they didn't pay these groups to exist, they would evaporate, and so would the reason for the SPLC to exist.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

How could you, at such a young age, be so very cynical?

Posted by: MkY at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (q6tQZ)

104 The left handled Trump Russian-style: find a crime and make it fit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

105 Oh those clever SPLC lawyers. Lets fund some white supremacist groups to make sure we have some reason to keep existing.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (MwMIW)

They'll always have the Jooooos...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (K88SD)

106 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
*****
There's ultraviolet and infared.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (Pl1+s)
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Puce. Chartreuse. Viridian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 05:54 PM


Given the level of Democrat ghey, I propose lavender and fuschia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)

107 102 21m
>>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.

Oh those clever SPLC lawyers. Lets fund some white supremacist groups to make sure we have some reason to keep existing.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 06:07 PM (MwMIW)

funding REAL white supremacist groups while at the same time smearing conservative groups as being white supremacist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

108 Funnel $3m in cash to white supremacist groups and get $10m in donations to fight said groups. Good business model. Also fraud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (gu0hJ)

109 Any of you Gen gender confused touch my stuff and I'll kill ya.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

110 SPLC: " We infiltrated these groups. Then found out they were having money troubles, so to ingratiate our informants with them, we gave them a bunch of donations."

Let me guess - SPLC has been keeping hate groups alive with donations for years.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 06:09 PM (L6dcX)

111 106 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)
*****
There's ultraviolet and infared.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (Pl1+s)
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Puce. Chartreuse. Viridian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 05:54 PM

Given the level of Democrat ghey, I propose lavender and fuschia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)

Puce. Because it's one letter off from Puke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

112 >SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
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I imagine there is an acute shortage of actual white supremacist and extremist groups, so the SPLC has to create them in order to stay in business

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 06:09 PM (ZxPkt)

113 ...Hence it seems fair to ask, was there ever, anything, whatsoever, to this investigation? Or was it politically motivated? That seems kinda sorta important.


Conspiring to overthrow the duly elected government of the United States seems kind of important to me. Starting with the current occupant of the White House (Obama) who ok'd it. And there shouldn't be a Statute of Limitations on that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 06:10 PM (C4BAC)

114 From the Canadian border south to LA. Make I-5 the new border. Everything west of that is New Commie Land.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

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Throughout Trump's first term I was (half-jokingly) advocating here for Trump to build a Big Beautiful Wall around Califzuela.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:10 PM (xU6sC)

115 Given the level of Democrat ghey, I propose lavender and fuschia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Unfamiliar with these shades.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 06:11 PM (LHPAg)

116 I didn't know that being a white supremacist paid so well.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 06:11 PM (CNl8/)

117 Tousi says Iran rejected the deal... Cease fire is off.... We shall see...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 06:11 PM (K88SD)

118 Puce. Because it's one letter off from Puke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 06:09 PM


We'll allow it.

- The judges

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 06:11 PM (Wnv9h)

119 The forests of Chappaqua echo with gleeful cackling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 06:12 PM (wVcYX)

120 >>And there shouldn't be a Statute of Limitations on that.

Every single action against Trump since 2016 and the Russia hoax is part of a conspiracy to deprive him of his rights. That conspiracy continued at least until the 2024 election.

The statute of limitation for a conspiracy starts after the last overt act of the conspiracy. All of it is fair game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

121 The Mara Lago raid was their biggest tactical mistake as it allows indictments to be brought outside of DC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (u73oe)

122 Acting AG Todd Blanche: "The SPLC was not dismantling these groups. It was instead manufacturing the extremism it purports to oppose by paying sources to stoke racial hatred."


Look at all these white supremacists. We need you to send more money!

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (CNl8/)

123 111 106 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC

I think it would be most efficient if we skipped color names and just moved to the computer color numbering system.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

124 95 If you do not subscribe to Matt Taibbi's substack, you should. He has a piece out today about a NYT opinion piece written by a Yale professor Moyn, entitled "Old People Suck And We Should Take All Their Stuff"

Moyn cites the example of apes and chimpanzees who establish hierarchies based on “brute strength, and therefore physical vitality” and can “marginalize faltering alpha males” who then “sometimes go into exile, which means death.”
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 06:05 PM (m2lIk)
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Yeah, I'm sure this Yale prof is born-again hard and just drips with Alpha Male Energy and pure, unbridled testosterone and would just LOVE to live by the law of the jungle. /s

Yet another example of how the left is a suicidal death cult that has lost all sense of self-preservation.

Or, to quote a meme: Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 06:14 PM (oqH4h)

125 Fiat justitia ruat caelum

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)

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"Let justice be done though the heavens fall."

I was told there'd me no Latin!

/Had to look that one up (I wish I'd learned and studied Latin; new a kid in college who did and could pretty much derive the meanings of any new words he encountered).

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:14 PM (xU6sC)

126 *KNEW a kid in college ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:15 PM (xU6sC)

127 Wait.

I’m west of I-5

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 06:16 PM (W2Pud)

128 How come they never say Democrat Loyalist Judge ?
Posted by: It's me donna

It's the baseline.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:17 PM (/lPRQ)

129 Wait.

I’m west of I-5

Move 200 miles east.
(No, I know you won't.)

Posted by: MkY at April 21, 2026 06:17 PM (q6tQZ)

130 How come they never say Democrat Loyalist Judge ?
Posted by: It's me donna

It's the baseline.
[missed the final]

Which is implied every time they refer to a judge as not being a Progtarded Bot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:18 PM (/lPRQ)

131 I think it would be most efficient if we skipped color names and just moved to the computer color numbering system.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)
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Pantone numbers would work fine and be less complicated than hex.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 06:18 PM (oqH4h)

132 I have a friend who swears by DiGenova. He'll be delighted. (I like what I've seen, too.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 06:19 PM (AlhUl)

133 I think it would be most efficient if we skipped color names and just moved to the computer color numbering system.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

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Funny.

In my early software development career, I (and most of my colleagues) could read and interpret hex values as ASCII characters.

Brings back memories of analyzing "memory dumps" ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:19 PM (xU6sC)

134

Which agency is the Census bureau with?

Posted by: four seasons at April 21, 2026 06:19 PM (3ek7K)

135 17 We're running out of colors for all these Deep State color revolutions.
Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:28 PM (xU6sC)

Purple. It was Purple. SEIU Purple.

That color got chosen in 2005
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:29 PM (rbvCR)


Black was the color in the name of the formal movement organizations (BLM), black was the color in the name of the street thug tactical style (black bloc), and black was the color that (some) people changed their social media avatars to a solid square of. It was a (nominal) Black Revolution, albeit run by CIA honkies, and its "success" was a mere four-year delay of Trump's second term. So, it failed.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 06:19 PM (Sy6m/)

136 the tucker/ brother stuff about trunk being an israelist disappeared. does that happen often?

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 06:20 PM (R11M+)

137 the tucker/ brother stuff about trunk being an israelist disappeared. does that happen often?

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 06:20 PM (R11M+)

They're attacking Eddie Trunk now?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (CNl8/)

138 my bad, it's buried in the seized ship dealio.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (R11M+)

139 Wait! What the hell? Again? I'm catching up.
GatewayPundit

President Trump on Tuesday afternoon announced he has extended the ceasefire with Iran – but the Strait of Hormuz blockade is still in place.

Over the weekend, President Trump told Fox News reporter Trey Yingst that he was going to “blow up the whole country” if Iran did not agree to the US’s peace plan.

On Tuesday, Trump said he extended the ceasefire with Iran at Pakistan’s request


At least their wells will be shut down soon. But still WTF?
I'm catching up.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (Sco7b)

140 >>🚨HAPPENING NOW: Justice Department announces indictment against Southern Poverty Law Center ("SPLC"). Our indictment alleges SPLC secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION in funds to members of white supremacist and extremist groups.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

white supremacist groups ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 05:58 PM (K88SD)

Well that's a twist I was not expecting.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science


Civil Rights racket is rigged like big time wrestling.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (/lPRQ)

141 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 06:22 PM (LdBR/)

142 The Mara Lago raid was their biggest tactical mistake as it allows indictments to be brought outside of DC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (u73oe)

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I just said this a few nights ago to my wife.

/Are you listening in? ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:23 PM (xU6sC)

143 >>And there shouldn't be a Statute of Limitations on that.

Every single action against Trump since 2016 and the Russia hoax is part of a conspiracy to deprive him of his rights. That conspiracy continued at least until the 2024 election.

The statute of limitation for a conspiracy starts after the last overt act of the conspiracy. All of it is fair game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

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And more importantly, COVERING UP such past criminal acts -- which continues to this day -- is considered part of the conspiracy and resets the timer for Statutes of Limitations.

/Shit I learned listening to talk radio ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 06:25 PM (xU6sC)

144 Yeah, I'm sure this Yale prof is born-again hard and just drips with Alpha Male Energy and pure, unbridled testosterone and would just LOVE to live by the law of the jungle. /s

Yet another example of how the left is a suicidal death cult that has lost all sense of self-preservation.

Or, to quote a meme: Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 06:14 PM (oqH4h)

I'm sure in his definition he's not "old".

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 06:27 PM (8avO+)

145 the tucker/ brother stuff about trunk being an israelist disappeared. does that happen often?

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 06:20 PM (R11M+)

They're attacking Eddie Trunk now?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (CNl8/)

He probably pulled it himself if he has any sense remaining. You don't have to make up new words when dozens exist for what Tucker is selling.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 06:30 PM (8avO+)

146
Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) will "be held accountable to the fullest extent" if it is discovered that she was involved in or benefited from "any fraud."

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What's it going to take to "discover" this? An investigation, I guess. Is that underway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 06:37 PM (n7rxJ)

Southern Poverty Law Generational Wealth Center Says It's Being Investigated by Trump's DOJ; Democrat Fundraising Arm ActBlue Takes the Fifth Amendment Rather Than Answer Questions

The SPLC says the DOJ is investigating them over their use of paid infiltrators who supposedly tell them about extremists' groups plans.

That's silly. There's nothing illegal about that. Sounds like a big bag of bullshit to me.

I imagine the SPLC is putting out spin ahead of the actual news coming out. They're being investigated, I would guess, over criminal conduct, but they want to get all the lefties (and I guess all the Rand Paul, Thomas Massie, Marjorie Taylor Space Laser, and Tuq'r Qarlson fans) on their side before the real news drops.

The Justice Department is allegedly investigating the Southern Poverty Law Center in connection with the group's use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist organizations decades ago.

...

Bryan Fair, CEO of the SPLC, said that the organization doesn't know all the details, but the Trump administration has launched an investigation, which may lead to charges. Fair said the SPLC worked with informants during the height of the Civil Rights Movement, when violence against activists was running high.

Yeah I have a feeling it's about self-enrichment and embezzlement.

Or about, say, sexually harassing/coercing female staffers and then demanding they remain silent for "The Great Cause."


At PJM, Matt Margolis says that ActBlue is "toast" and doubts they can survive taking the Fifth Amendment on almost all questions about how they raise money -- and from whom, and from where.

A damning interim staff report from the House Administration, Oversight, and Judiciary Committees paints a damning picture of widespread illegal foreign donations flowing through the platform with the full knowledge of ActBlue's leadership, followed by a massive cover-up in the hopes of preventing Congress from finding out.

Two ActBlue officials -- including former Vice President of Customer Service Alyssa Twomey, who oversaw the fraud-prevention team during the 2024 election cycle -- and three former lawyers refused to answer a single substantive question from investigators. Combined, ActBlue employees invoked the Fifth Amendment at least 146 times across depositions with the three committees between July and December 2025.

...

Then there's the legal and compliance team. By March 2025, every member of it was gone -- resigned, fired, or on extended leave. According to the interim report, "this mass exodus was a direct consequence of ActBlue's failure to deter illegal foreign political donations" and the CEO's prior misstatements to Congress. The report states that every member of the legal and compliance team "appears to have left the platform after the 2024 election because of its 'knowing and willful' acceptance of illegal foreign contributions, and the subsequent cover-up."


Every. Single. One.

Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:24 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 04:24 PM (LdBR/)

2 Nooding

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (LdBR/)

3 Love to see them shut down

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (K88SD)

4 Read the content... like a rookie

Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (53oGX)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

6 The SPLC says the DOJ is investigating them over their use of paid infiltrators who supposedly tell them about extremists' groups plans.

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"This is worse than the DOJ throwing 70 year old women in prison for being near DC on 1/6!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (O35xg)

7 Read the whole thing.

*********

Every time I see this line I check the link to make sure I’m not at Instapundit

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (REq0p)

8 7 Read the whole thing.

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Every time I see this line I check the link to make sure I’m not at Instapundit

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (REq0p)

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Instapundit looks kind of modernish, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (O35xg)

9 "Sounds like a big bag of bullshit to me."

Oh, it's even worse than that.

Posted by: Southern Penguin Law Center at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (vFG9F)

10 Where is the guy that always says "nothing will happen"?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 04:27 PM (0N4FZ)

11 The center for progressive blacklisting says what?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

12 Remember McCain's fixation on political contributions and how it made him a darling of the left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:27 PM (bss/y)

13 Why is quitting your government/political job an automatic "get out of jail" card.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

14 Instapundit looks kind of modernish, though.

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Not sure about that, half the stuff on the site fails to load for me much like here

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (REq0p)

15 7 Read the whole thing.

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Every time I see this line I check the link to make sure I’m not at Instapundit
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (REq0p)

Insty has always been just a slightly more wordy and less yellow journalism Drudge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (bss/y)

16 14 Instapundit looks kind of modernish, though.

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Not sure about that, half the stuff on the site fails to load for me much like here

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (REq0p)

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I think it's the red borders.

And the presence of Disqus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (O35xg)

17 A damning interim staff report from the House Administration, Oversight, and Judiciary Committees paints a damning picture.......

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DAMN DAMN DAMN!

Posted by: Flo Evans at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (AFztM)

18 Every investigation into ActBlue showed they were committing massive amounts of fraud with their donations. How long have we known that they were taking names and reusing them as Betty McMullin of Butte, Montana had donated 3,426 times for a total of $86,335 when she actually gave a one time $25 donation.


Nothing happened.........And nothing will.

The ONLY Thing that might come out positive is the lawsuit that Ken Paxton of Texas filed against Act Blue. THAT might actually lead to something, I would guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

19 I think it's the red borders.

And the presence of Disqus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (O35xg)

2005 instead of 1998.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (bss/y)

20 Remember McCain's fixation on political contributions and how it made him a darling of the left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:27 PM (bss/y)



How DARE you speak ill of the man while his funeral is still ongoing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

21 All ops all the way down.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (YwEeS)

22 But wait, David Hogg still sends me multiple emails a week asking for a small donation that is processed through Act Blue.

Surely Mr. Hogg, a Harvard alumnus, and paragon of Modern Masculinity (along with Mr. Emhoff and Mr. Walz, but unfortunately no longer Mr. Swalwell) would not be associated with anything that is, even ever so slightly, unsavory.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

23 19 I think it's the red borders.

And the presence of Disqus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (O35xg)

2005 instead of 1998.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (bss/y)

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Hence..."moderniish".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (O35xg)

24 Read the whole thing.

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You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real Dad!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (u73oe)

25 My theory on Act Blue is that they use a bunch of straw donors to launder money from illegal sources.

So, for example, a European oligarch wants to send $5K to some candidate - Act Blue then gets the money but passes it through a bunch of accounts they control and the official report to the FEC says there are 1,000 $5 donations.

They explains why there are so many small, irregular donations going through Act Blue, why the people who are supposedly donating have no idea they donated, and why they are so secretive in their records...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

26 How DARE you speak ill of the man while his funeral is still ongoing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Citizen's United and how all the dems seemed to be against it and then a whole HOST of dem orgs sprouted up, all receiving foreign money and skipping donation limits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:30 PM (bss/y)

27 Hang them all high!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 04:30 PM (YBtcQ)

28 every single aspect of the demonrat party is a criminal conspiracy.

RICO them, every one, right down to the individual voters who are aiding and abetting the crimes. as convicted felons they can no longer vote, no need to imprison everyone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 04:30 PM (VyBeY)

29 Read the whole thing.

I was told there would be no literacy requirement.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (qRla/)

30 And how has the SPLC not been nuked from orbit?

That 'organization' has been a liberal money laundering scheme from the get go.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

31 How come there is no "Northern Poverty Law Center"?

Posted by: Phineas Taylor Barnum at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (79nfv)

32 Totally OT: Before last night, I don't think I ever ate St. Louis ribs without sauce.

But man, if you get the right rub, the rub and the meat juice sing their own song. I'm going back for seconds tonight.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

33 willowed!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

34 Hence..."moderniish".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:29 PM (O35xg)

20 years ago is modern? That's classic. 'More' modern. But so is a Model T vs a horse and buggy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (bss/y)

35 Ceasefire has been extended...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 04:32 PM (Cqx++)

36 "Hearing from Arabic sources that Iran’s Revolutionary Guard places Qalibaf, Pezeshkian, and Araghchi under house arrest.

Negotiations with US are halted."

and here is another one..

"STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP:

Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J.
TRUMP"

You can totally say they are fractured!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (GD0B3)

37 Not sure about that, half the stuff on the site fails to load for me much like here

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I’m not an IT guy, but the really savvy ones say you should update your browser every decade.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (9gKa/)

38
Citizen's United and how all the dems seemed to be against it and then a whole HOST of dem orgs sprouted up, all receiving foreign money and skipping donation limits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:30 PM (bss/y)



Owebama and McCain agreed they wouldn't be allowing shenanigans in the donations for their campaigns.

Owebama told McCain to eat shit and spent a billion dollars, most of which came from foreign donors, which is illegal, but who cares. We're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 The Trump administration is set to phase out floppy disks from air traffic control systems, marking the end of a decades-old technology.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (CNl8/)

40 Could be fake, so they don't have to go to Ishalmabad. Or .. could be under real arrest!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (GD0B3)

41 We've had evidence of the Act Blue stuff for a couple of elections. People donating under fake names, and from outside the country... yet... only NOW is someone taking those claims seriously.

Note, Wire Fraud, is 'Policed' by the Feds.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (mP0Kj)

42 Before Buying Large Mansions, there was the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Before SPLC, there was the ACLU.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (xcxpd)

43 The Trump administration is set to phase out floppy disks from air traffic control systems, marking the end of a decades-old technology.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (CNl8/)
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People will die.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (Fi81e)

44 Sexually harassing/coercing female staffers and then demanding they remain silent for "The Great Cause."

What is Cesar Chavez for $1000, Alex

Posted by: 13times at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (GzYBi)

45 Alan Osmond, the oldest of the Osmond Brothers, is mort at age 76.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)

46 TACO TACO TACO

Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at April 21, 2026 04:35 PM (AFztM)

47 They can just do what the IRGC thugs are doing and refuse to talk.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 21, 2026 04:35 PM (KiBMU)

48 Alan Osmond, the oldest of the Osmond Brothers, is mort at age 76.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (0sNs1)
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Is that the first of the Osmonds to go?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

49 I’m not an IT guy, but the really savvy ones say you should update your browser every decade.
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM


The deuce you say!

Posted by: Clippy at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

50 Owebama told McCain to eat shit and spent a billion dollars, most of which came from foreign donors, which is illegal, but who cares. We're not a serious country.

Why so racist?

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

51 "The Trump administration is set to phase out floppy disks from air traffic control systems, marking the end of a decades-old technology.
Posted by: Mark1971"


Please tell me they were at least using 3.5", not 5.25" or (shudder) 8"

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (GUOwU)

52 TACO TACO TACO

Isn't this how we ended the last thread?

Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

53 "Fair said the SPLC worked with informants during the height of the Civil Rights Movement, when violence against activists was running high."

Sure, sure. Note, they put out the most flattering possible thing. Informants in private organizations are not illegal. The SPLC could hire a white guy to join the KKK and then have that person report back to them on what he saw and heard. No crime would be committed. Hence there is no conceivable way the DOJ would investigate this.

Now, if current informants were busy breaking a variety of laws, then yes.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (L6dcX)

54 TACO TACO TACO

Isn't this how we ended the last thread?
Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)
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I must have tacos--or I will EXPLODE!!

Posted by: GIR at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

55 Um, so, I guess it's Taco Tuesday? How is that news? Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. In this house, at least.

Only question is chicken, beef or shrimp?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)

56 52 TACO TACO TACO

Isn't this how we ended the last thread?
Posted by: Doodad Pro at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

it is Tuesday...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

57 re: SPLC and their civil rights nostalgia circle-jerk - ignoring for a moment who actually voted for the CRA and who voted against it ....

A lot of mainstream-ish lefties I've known for years keep getting blindsided when non-lefties they've known their whole lives finally just throw up their hands and say something like this:

"Hey, you know what, we arrived at our collective post-racial moment towards the end of the 90's. Then Obama went and pissed all over it to score some cheap political points, after we got a decade and a half of 'everything is whitey's fault' culminating in a near-universal exclusion of white males in many careers and the 2020 riots. You want tribalism? You get tribalism. I'm not lifting a finger when the death squads come for you, because you're not in my tribe. Get fucked."

Posted by: heya at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (zRsKl)

58 Owebama told McCain to eat shit and spent a billion dollars, most of which came from foreign donors, which is illegal, but who cares. We're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope. But I think a lot of the gigantic grift gravy train in government and these orgs kind of spiraled out of control thanks to this.

The thing is, in principle, it is a valid point (Citizen's United.) On the other hand, it funneled more money into the rat race which has turned most of the GOPe into grifters and shits (which they were before then, but they were the corporate party.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (bss/y)

59 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (6Qbda)

60 51 "The Trump administration is set to phase out floppy disks from air traffic control systems, marking the end of a decades-old technology.
Posted by: Mark1971"


Please tell me they were at least using 3.5", not 5.25" or (shudder) 8"
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (GUOwU)

Exactly how floppy were they?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (DwqWV)

61 but the really savvy ones say you should update your browser every decade."

But I like navigator's ships wheel....

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

62 But man, if you get the right rub, the rub and the meat juice sing their own song. I'm going back for seconds tonight.
____

*whistles innocently*

Hey, how about those Mets? Haven't won a game since Mamdani hugged their baseball head mascot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)

63 You gotta pick and choose over at insty... typically I pass on Margolis' stuff because it seems heavy on outrage/bluster but there often not much in the content to definitively support the headline. I want to believe everything he says, but the substance always seems a tad lacking.

Posted by: 496 at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (qZ8QF)

64 Please tell me they were at least using 3.5", not 5.25" or (shudder) 8"
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (GUOwU)

Hmm, ladies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (bss/y)

65 "Sexually harassing/coercing female staffers and then demanding they remain silent for "The Great Cause."

This, lining your pockets, and getting to murder people are what the progs dangle out as perks for being in the middle-ranks. Always has been.

Posted by: heya at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (zRsKl)

66 Um, so, I guess it's Taco Tuesday? How is that news? Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. In this house, at least.

Only question is chicken, beef or shrimp?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)
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Brisket. tacos.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)

67 Exactly how floppy were they?"

After 30 years that plastic is....yikes

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)

68 Hey, how about those Mets? Haven't won a game since Mamdani hugged their baseball head mascot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)

Commie cooties.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (DwqWV)

69 61 but the really savvy ones say you should update your browser every decade."

But I like navigator's ships wheel....
Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

The meteor shower of netscape is cool as hell. It moves!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (bss/y)

70 For me at least meat juice and a good rub > Taco tuesday but that's just my preference

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

71 Exactly how floppy were they?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM


Before or after The Bob Dole rendered assistance?

Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (0sNs1)

72 32 Totally OT: Before last night, I don't think I ever ate St. Louis ribs without sauce. But man, if you get the right rub, the rub and the meat juice sing their own song. I'm going back for seconds tonight. Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

Sauce is to cover up for bad meat.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (L6dcX)

73 the rub and the meat juice"

Phrasing...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)

74 So I'm all for a law - this will seem Draconian to many here. But I'm all for it.

If you want to stay OUT of politics ? Then you 'ought to be left alone. Make as much money as you can. Spend as you wish.

But if you want to be IN politics ? Then full disclosure. Where does your money come from ? What do you spend it on ? Pretty much - forced to operate as a public entity.

The SPLC is definitely IN politics. As are all Teachers Unions. Frankly - the AMA. A bunch of folks.

They're political entities. They skim from their constituents to pursue politics - usually at the expense of their constituents.

And really ? Lawyers ? Fuck lawyers. Find a better cover than the "Law Center". Might as well call yourselves the Southern Poverty Home Owners Association.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (S2mGF)

75 NEW: According to a just-released House Judiciary report, "[E]very member of ActBlue's legal and compliance team appears to have left the platform after the 2024 election because of its 'knowing and willful' acceptance of illegal foreign contributions, and the subsequent

==

Like Massie ? Who was taking $7K from foreign jihadis and who really needs registered under FARA. A point that never gets brought up by "AmeRica FIRSTTT" crowd.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)

76 64 Please tell me they were at least using 3.5", not 5.25" or (shudder) 8"
Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2026 04:36 PM (GUOwU)

Hmm, ladies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:39 PM (bss/y)

My dad, of all people, explained to me that women don't make good architects because they have been told by men for years that four inches is a foot long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (DwqWV)

77 Where is the guy that always says "nothing will happen"?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 04:27 PM (0N4FZ)

Sorry, I've been in meetings most of the day.

But nothing is going to happen. The left protects their own until they aren't useful any longer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

78 Guys, I'm beginning to think they don't believe in democracy...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (diia5)

79 Now, if current informants were busy breaking a variety of laws, then yes.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (L6dcX)

Yeah, the FIVE year statute of limitations on most Fed crimes would be long past for anything during the 'Civil Rights' era...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (mP0Kj)

80 Um, so, I guess it's Taco Tuesday? How is that news? Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. In this house, at least.

Only question is chicken, beef or shrimp?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Iguana at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

81 Obama basically started this foreign funding trend in his campaign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)

82 Bad things sometimes happen to good people.

Nice to see that bad things can also happen to bad people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (L6dcX)

83 78 Guys, I'm beginning to think they don't believe in democracy...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (diia5)

To them? Democracy means rule by Democrats.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (mP0Kj)

84 the rub and the meat juice"

Phrasing...
Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)
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Yeah, definitely a good case for "phrasing". LOL.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

85 Brisket. tacos.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)

They taste good, but they take too long. I can whip out a taco dinner in less than 15 minutes. And I do. Every Tuesday.

Mmmm... tacos.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (DwqWV)

86 Sauce is to cover up for bad meat.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (L6dcX)




If you see me using steak sauce it means I'm not very fond of the steak. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (C4BAC)

87 My dad, of all people, explained to me that women don't make good architects because they have been told by men for years that four inches is a foot long.

Hold a standard ruler up against a woman's mid section and look how far it goes, trust me they don't want a foot anyway...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

88 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Iguana at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

No, you are a nasty lizard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (DwqWV)

89 To them? Democracy means rule by Democrats.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (mP0Kj)
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They spell it Democratocracy. The "tocra" is silent.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)

90 I've long thought everyone in Act Blue belonged in jail. Change my mind.

Their motto was always - "it's only illegal if you don't win the election." When Trump won...?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (L6dcX)

91 My dad, of all people, explained to me that women don't make good architects because they have been told by men for years that four inches is a foot long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (DwqWV)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (bss/y)

92 "On the other hand, it funneled more money into the rat race which has turned most of the GOPe into grifters and shits (which they were before then, but they were the corporate party.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (bss/y)"

The GOP's shift into grifter-central was well under way in the middle of the last century.

I come from a family of GOP office-holders. It is 110% about the grift, 24/7. A solid 3/4 of the GOP is as dedicated to grifting as the Dems are dedicated to closing ranks.

The primary difference between the RINOs - at least the ones that aren't undercover progs - and the Dems is that the GOP focuses on smaller scale individual fraud, because they're driven by money. The Dems are driven by *power*, understanding the money will follow naturally. As will raping their staffers, murdering leakers, and various other sorts of depravity.

Posted by: heya at April 21, 2026 04:44 PM (zRsKl)

93 Socialists Poverty Lenist Communists

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)

94 ...But if you want to be IN politics ? Then full disclosure. Where does your money come from ? What do you spend it on ? Pretty much - forced to operate as a public entity.

The SPLC is definitely IN politics. As are all Teachers Unions. Frankly - the AMA. A bunch of folks.

They're political entities. They skim from their constituents to pursue politics - usually at the expense of their constituents.

And really ? Lawyers ? Fuck lawyers. Find a better cover than the "Law Center". Might as well call yourselves the Southern Poverty Home Owners Association.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (S2mGF)



I'm not trying to be cute with your nic but Yep!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:45 PM (C4BAC)

95 The left protects their own until they aren't useful any longer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)
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Not that anybody brought up former rep Swalwell....

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

96 Running away with the money

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

97 four inches is a foot long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM


* perks up *

Posted by: Jussie S. in Chicago at April 21, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

98 Shitty Poofters Lacking Consciences.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:45 PM (DwqWV)

99 Hey, how about those Mets? Haven't won a game since Mamdani hugged their baseball head mascot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Babylon Bee: Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (XvL8K)

100 "But nothing is going to happen. The left protects their own until they aren't useful any longer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)"

Despite all the entertainment Trump provides, we are in a post-republic period. Laws mostly don't apply to the progs.

Posted by: heya at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (zRsKl)

101
"[E]very member of ActBlue's legal and compliance team appears to have left the platform after the 2024 election because of its 'knowing and willful' acceptance of illegal foreign contributions"

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This can only be because the compliance team saw prosecutions on the horizon, not because ActBlue was doing business as usual.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (n7rxJ)

102 25 My theory on Act Blue is that they use a bunch of straw donors to launder money from illegal sources.

This...is not a theory. If anyone contacted any of the named donors, they'd likely answer "What's an Ack Boo?"

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (L6dcX)

103 There was a time not too long ago that the Democrats were proposing that we use the SPLC blacklists to decide who can be shut out by the government.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)

104 This non-news will have zero impact on Act Blue, which (by the way) just had their biggest first quarter ever, raising $568 million for Democrats (happily, Bloomberg reports Trump-led GOP raised over a billion)

https://tinyurl.com/2ueeyefu

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 04:47 PM (6C06J)

105 Pakastani's and IRGC just force feeding Donny Two Tacos on this vibrant Tuesday. A TACO Tuesday, if you will. Just unsheathing their kabobs and slapping him with it.

Fractured! Boy, they sure seem fractured! IRGC is just smoking all those fractures and have assumed total control. But sure, let them un-fractured. Maybe 6 months from now you'll see the Paki's aren't on our side.

Donny showing he's blinking. Wiping the sweat off of his brow with a TACO SHELL.

TACO TACO TACO.

Anyways, how's everyones Tuesday going?

I'm haveing the.....salmon tonight from the hotel restaurant.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 04:47 PM (I5fLw)

106 Angela Rose visits Ilhan Omar's 1M "Substance Abuse Clinic" that, surprise surprise, turns out to not exist. It's a restaurant. And has always been a restaurant. Must be another one of those rounding errors.

https://tinyurl.com/447zad5r

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 04:49 PM (gtcuf)

107 102 25 My theory on Act Blue is that they use a bunch of straw donors to launder money from illegal sources.

This...is not a theory. If anyone contacted any of the named donors, they'd likely answer "What's an Ack Boo?"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (L6dcX)

Remember Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon? Leo Getz and the scene where he is explaining money laundering?

Yeah. That's how I see virtually the entire of government.

https://youtu.be/f-J6EpRoZ6o?si=YdPwoSeReEELBfFu

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:49 PM (bss/y)

108 99 Hey, how about those Mets? Haven't won a game since Mamdani hugged their baseball head mascot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Babylon Bee: Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (XvL8K)

*snort*
It's even funnier if you've ever had to file taxes with NY State for having visited

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)

109 ActBlue has been doing well known legal shit for a long long time. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it especially the feds.

Nothing is going to happen. Antifa is a terror org and nothing happens.

It's black pill Tuesday folks. We'll see about Wednesday

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 04:50 PM (I5fLw)

110 103 There was a time not too long ago that the Democrats were proposing that we use the SPLC blacklists to decide who can be shut out by the government.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)

After 2020, they all operated as if they would never, ever be out of power.

When they could not get Trump in cuffs and more importantly when he turned his head at the right time, they all walked around like they were dazed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:50 PM (bss/y)

111
When I first heard of the Southern Poverty Law Center, I thought they were engaged in something noble. As I learned more about them, their bogus list of racist organizations, their indifference to slandering and endangering the innocent, their scamming terrified old jewish widows out of their money, I realized that they actually give racial grifting a bad name.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (uP7Qm)

112 88 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Iguana at April 21, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

No, you are a nasty lizard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:43 PM (DwqWV)

Miami mascot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

113 When I first heard of the Southern Poverty Law Center, I thought they were engaged in something noble. As I learned more about them, their bogus list of racist organizations, their indifference to slandering and endangering the innocent, their scamming terrified old jewish widows out of their money, I realized that they actually give racial grifting a bad name.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (uP7Qm)

They are the PETA of politics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (bss/y)

114 It's black pill Tuesday folks. We'll see about Wednesday

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 04:50 PM (I5fLw)

Rapey Tuesday >> black pill Tuesday

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (6Qbda)

115 Or the NAACP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:52 PM (bss/y)

116 In before the "nothing will happen crowd" -- and likely nothing will happen.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 04:53 PM (xU6sC)

117 Dem resigned after grifting too close to the sun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:53 PM (bss/y)

118 72 32 Totally OT: Before last night, I don't think I ever ate St. Louis ribs without sauce. But man, if you get the right rub, the rub and the meat juice sing their own song. I'm going back for seconds tonight. Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

Sauce is to cover up for bad meat.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (L6dcX)
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I've had Memphis dry rub ribs at B.B. Kings place and they were incredible. Music was pretty good as well.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 04:54 PM (G0vdT)

119 Reposting:
Southern Poverty Law Center is under criminal investigation by the DOJ for using paid informants to infiltrate groups.
AP report on that goes the full article without ever explaining--or even hinting--why that could be a crime.

But it spends lots of time how the SPLC is such a noble organization, and lots of quotes from them.

Here's what should have been discussed:
Incitement, conspiracy and misprision of felonies.

Related:
How many of you know about Thomas Webb Jurgans, a SPLC staff attorney arrested for domestic terrorism connected with the Antifa protest in Atlanta against "cop city?"
Also related:
The SPCL had specific hate against Charlie Kirk and TPUSA

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 04:54 PM (tUP1A)

120 Crooked is what crooked does.
But yeah, it would be nice to see anyone actually go to jail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2026 04:55 PM (4nEGa)

121
At PJM, Matt Margolis says that ActBlue is "toast"

__________________________

Nice job!!! You caught me. I cry Uncle. When you send me my strongly worded letter I shall have it framed, if I'm not too busy enlisting foreign donors.

Ok, then. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 04:55 PM (dIske)

122 35 Ceasefire has been extended...

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How long does it take us to reload?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 21, 2026 04:55 PM (agdgV)

123 Eliminate all 501(c)3s, 501(c)(4s), "NGOs" etc.
No more "public-private partnerships"
No more "participatory budgeting"
No more "block grants."

Its the least transparent form of spending tax money and 99% scams and political kickbacks.
End it all.
Do good. But do it on your own dime.

Posted by: Zek at April 21, 2026 04:56 PM (5FPX4)

124 They are the PETA of politics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (bss/y)

PETA shows up here for Fur Rendezvous and the Iditarod. They end up surrounded by people wearing fur hats and parkas, and generally pointed at and laughed at. They like the attention, I suppose, but it's pointless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (DwqWV)

125
Years ago I stumbled across an article in a local Southern paper called "Morris Dees' Poverty Palace," which went through of the details of SPLC founder Mr. Dees showing off his excellent house and the eclectic international art that filled it. Can't find the article now.

He made a good living. He was forced out of SPLC by an internal coup years later. It was time for a new generation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (uP7Qm)

126 Ceasefire has been extended...

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How long does it take us to reload?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 21, 2026 04:55 PM (agdgV)


The ceasefire where we shoot their ships and seize them with ease and without consequence?

Fine by me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (6Qbda)

127 I guess Trump wants to destroy Iran economically with an embargo to destroy their oil wells from none use and allowing water to infiltrate the wells ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (X7dyz)

128 Why The Fuck aren't we parachuting Ak47s and grenades into Tehran by the tens of thousands? Litter the whole city courtyards, streets, and roof tops with insurgency small arms. Yeah the IRGC will pick up some small arms they have no use for (they already have them) but the vast majority will be picked up by citizens.

Then to make things more interesting put a bounty on verifiable videos of IRGC and Mullahs being ambushed and killed. People can collect their awards when they overthrow the government.

Do this in the top 5 cities one one evening and there would be instant chaos.

The cost of these Ak's are trivial compared to the high tech missiles we are using daily. You can buy 20,000 Ak47's for the cost of one THAAD missile.

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at April 21, 2026 04:58 PM (2Nfh9)

129 In the old days the party used to take in the money, and the party selected the candidate. So, they needed way less money, and the candidates were not responsible for raising funds. Now they not only raise funds, but they also need to raise many multiples of what the party needed to account for competing in the primaries.

The primaries are the underlying cause of the problem. We need to go back to an older system, where the party greenlit 4-5 candidates. They went around the country, giving speeches and gaining support. At the convention, the delegates vote for the candidate they want. Each round of voting, one person is eliminated, till the last person gets the nomination.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:58 PM (L6dcX)

130 Nothing will happen because the Justice system is broken.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

131 I worked in campaign finance for a little over five years, and saw all of the raw data.

It was blatantly obvious that ActBlue was deliberately breaking up big-money donations into smaller donations that wouldn't meet the $201 dollar threshold above which donors had to be identified. There would be tens of thousands of odd-dollar donations and the sum of them for any individual name that was reported as having "made the donation" would usually come to between $190 and $200.

Every candidate that used ActBlue had this pattern. Every one of them.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)

132 Also citizens sniping IRGC doe no harm to the infrastructure that they'd need after the 2nd revolution.

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at April 21, 2026 04:59 PM (2Nfh9)

133 Halibut tacos with lime and mango, jalapeño salsa.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:01 PM (W2Pud)

134 133 Halibut tacos with lime and mango, jalapeño salsa.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:01 PM (W2Pud)

I'll be right over, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:03 PM (DwqWV)

135 Smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf . . .

Posted by: smurf at April 21, 2026 05:03 PM (rbvCR)

136 Nobody does crazy better than the Iranians.


UPDATE 🔴

Ghalibaf adviser Mohammadi rejects Trump’s ceasefire extension, saying it “means nothing” and that the losing side cannot dictate terms.

He says maintaining the siege is equivalent to continued bombardment and must be met with a military response.

Mohammadi calls the extension “a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike.”

“The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.”

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

137 tcn!


Blessings upon you and yours!
Crab cakes are always acceptable too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (W2Pud)

138 Slightly off topic, but Biden is out telling folks the Constitution is being trampled upon. What do these idiots mean by that? They never seem to be able to point the parts of the Constitution that are being trampled upon, and if they did, wouldn't most of their own bullshit fit that category?

Long on flinging poo, not very long on facts and figures.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (DwqWV)

139 Blessings upon you and yours!
Crab cakes are always acceptable too.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (W2Pud)

Sitting here wasting time while I should be potting up my cucumber starts....

Hoping we get a nice big halibut this season to put in the freezer. Then I will call you for the recipe!

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:05 PM (DwqWV)

140
The primaries are the underlying cause of the problem. We need to go back to an older system, where the party greenlit 4-5 candidates.

They let the smoke out of the smoke filled rooms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 05:05 PM (Cqx++)

141 136 Nobody does crazy better than the Iranians.


UPDATE 🔴

Ghalibaf adviser Mohammadi rejects Trump’s ceasefire extension, saying it “means nothing” and that the losing side cannot dictate terms.

He says maintaining the siege is equivalent to continued bombardment and must be met with a military response.

Mohammadi calls the extension “a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike.”

“The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.”
Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

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Shall we blow them up some more?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 21, 2026 05:06 PM (agdgV)

142 The ceasefire where we shoot their ships and seize them with ease and without consequence?

Fine by me.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (6Qbda)
..............................
They are reported to lose $500 million a day (Iran).

While I want this over with. Done. Finito. I don't know, am sadly not invited to the Situation Room or CentCom. Therefore I am patient and pray a lot.

All they have to do is get impatient and mess up...the IRGC. Feeling their oats or goats. Then boom time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 21, 2026 05:06 PM (WONhk)

143 A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator

youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 05:08 PM (rbvCR)

144 I guess Trump wants to destroy Iran economically with an embargo to destroy their oil wells from none use and allowing water to infiltrate the wells ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 04:57 PM (X7dyz)

Where does this notion come from, that not pumping wells will cause water infiltration? Usually the converse is the case. Overpumping wells can cause water to cone up in the reservoir. I've seen this come up several times now. Is it some Democrat talking point?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)

145 Every candidate that used ActBlue had this pattern. Every one of them.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)

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I believe Paxton's recent lawsuit against them in Texas is for them having accepted gift card and prepaid debit card donations that facilitated foreign and fraudulent campaign contributions, despite them having falsely claimed to have stopped such practices.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:08 PM (xU6sC)

146 Okay Bagdad Bob:

IRGC LINKED TASNIM: Continuation of the naval blockade means continuation of hostilities; Iran will not reopen the Strait of Hormuz as long as the maritime blockade continues, and if necessary, it will break the blockade by force.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

147 Hoping we get a nice big halibut this season to put in the freezer. Then I will call you for the recipe!
Posted by: tcn in AK

How big does a halibut have to be to qualify as a big halibut?

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 21, 2026 05:09 PM (9gKa/)

148 Seems like no more ActBlue funneling tens of millions of illegal campaign cash to Democrats would be something to start with.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 05:09 PM (viF8m)

149 Is it some Democrat talking point?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)

I'm sure it is "sciency".

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:11 PM (DwqWV)

150 How big does a halibut have to be to qualify as a big halibut?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 21, 2026 05:09 PM (9gKa/)

100 lbs or so. Not huge as halibut go, but big enough to justify the boat fees.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:12 PM (DwqWV)

151 >>> I've seen this come up several times now. Is it some Democrat talking point?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They betray themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 05:12 PM (YvvFZ)

152 I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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So he's either giving the regime an infinite extension out of desperation for getting 'a deal' or this is bullshit aimed a t getting them to meet in one place again.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 05:13 PM (vSvIl)

153 Look, those offshore accounts are none of your business.

Posted by: SPLC 'Executives' at April 21, 2026 05:14 PM (XeU6L)

154 Fresh halibut is just about the best fish on the planet.

DONT OVERCOOK IT

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 05:14 PM (W2Pud)

155 Ohhhh, the IRGC laughing TACO Trumpy Pants, smearing shit on him in front of the world. Paki's playing their own game or cards too. Iran rejects the cease fire...I thought they were to fractures to speak with a single voice?

Well, Donald Trumpacus....watcha gonna do, brother????

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 05:16 PM (I5fLw)

156 Their living bresthing Constitution that is interpreted to the Leftists

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

157 Slightly off topic, but Biden is out telling folks the Constitution is being trampled upon. What do these idiots mean by that? They never seem to be able to point the parts of the Constitution that are being trampled upon, and if they did, wouldn't most of their own bullshit fit that category?

Long on flinging poo, not very long on facts and figures.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (DwqWV)

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Democrat-Communists prefer wiping their asses with the Constitution -- and laws in general.

Projection is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 05:16 PM (xU6sC)

158 well, we knew that , but it's nice to have it in writing !

"Amy Mek
@AmyMek
4hBREAKING - MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD WAR PLAN EXPOSED
We Have Obtained the Muslim Brotherhood’s Secret Blueprint, “The Project,” to Capture America, is Operating UNTOUCHED from Their Virginia Command Center.

It was created in 1982, seized right after 9/11, and has been executing with ruthless precision across America for decades while our elected officials do absolutely nothing to stop it!

Roadmap…

✅ Reject ALL assimilation - build parallel Islamic societies instead

✅ Use “Palestine” as the keystone to fuel global jihad

✅Form temporary “Red-Green” alliances with Marxists and leftists to destroy the West from within

 ✅ “Nourish a sentiment of rancor with respect to the Jews (Christians) and refuse all coexistence”

 ✅ Infiltrate institutions, seize control of local power centers, and impose Sharia step by step"

Are we not seeing this plan in action TODAY ???

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

159 Also, I'd imagine that Iran is being resupplied during these talks, correct? Not by the Straight of Taco Don but there are other routes available.

Cool. Take too long and we have a bit of a hill to climb.

I'm praying for a bigger picture to appear from the fog here....but I think we are going 1D currently. Paki's dealing. Kiss stealing. Wheeling dealing.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 05:18 PM (I5fLw)

160 158 In a lot of states this is being implemented.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 05:19 PM (Q0yOR)

161 Kinsinger is making it clear he was a Dem plant in Congress. He's campaigning for the gerrymandering in Virginia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:19 PM (ikSmX)

162 .
NOOD

Conservative Former DOJ Prosecutor Joe DiGenova Sworn In as Special Consultant to Investigate the Russiagate Conspiracy

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:21 PM (O7YUW)

163 Seems like no more ActBlue funneling tens of millions of illegal campaign cash to Democrats would be something to start with.

WinRed won't have a leg to stand on, either, if their ActBlue apparatus is gone.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 05:22 PM (vj4lu)

164 Has the Muslim Brotherhood been declared a terror org (both foreogn and domestic) yet? Can't remember. I'm pretty sure CAIR hasn't....can't piss off our future masters this early.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 05:23 PM (I5fLw)

165 I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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So he's either giving the regime an infinite extension out of desperation for getting 'a deal' or this is bullshit aimed a t getting them to meet in one place again.
Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 05:13 PM (vSvIl)

The Blockade is costing them, and China a lot of money and not many others very much. We already see 2 factions in the IGRC and some unknows offing street thug heads here and there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 05:26 PM (8avO+)

166 Then SLPC says it's about their use of paid "informants", you can bet it's really about their use of paid "agitators" - people they paid to infiltrate conservative groups and encourage others to commit crimes.

Think about the Michigan governor kidnapping case where the feds paid about 12 informants to encourage the 8 or so non informants to conspire to commit kidnapping.

Posted by: TZ at April 21, 2026 05:27 PM (XIQ/D)

167 Do this in the top 5 cities one one evening and there would be instant chaos.

The cost of these Ak's are trivial compared to the high tech missiles we are using daily. You can buy 20,000 Ak47's for the cost of one THAAD missile.
Posted by: hatethedeepstate at April 21, 2026 04:58 PM (2Nfh9)

we don't necessarily want chaos. But I do think we are moving supplies into the country to our own contacts there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)

168 Their living bresthing Constitution that is interpreted to the Leftists.

The living breathing Constitution they all squall about is literally - and I mean this quite literally - that the MidWest and SouthEast support them.

That's the entire grift with deducting your State Tax against your Federal. That's the entire SALT deduction.

We all ... if you don't live North of Ohio or Philly ... support these fucks. Literally.

Posted by: Yep at April 21, 2026 07:03 PM (S2mGF)

Mollie Hemingway: Leftwing Justices Slow-Walked The Dobbs Decision Even While Right-Leaning Justices Were Targeted With Death Threats and White Powders

And they did this, of course, to expose their colleagues to danger and menace, in hopes they would buckle and change the decision to match what the violent leftist mobs and assassins demanded.

When the draft of the Supreme Court ruling that would overturn Roe v. Wade leaked to the press, the conservative justices who signed on to the majority opinion suddenly wore bigger targets on their backs. The very real threat of assassination hung over them like a coming thunderstorm.

And still their pro-abortion colleagues stalled the release of the official ruling for weeks, putting the justices' lives at increased risk, as detailed in Mollie Hemingway's new book on Justice Samuel Alito and reported Saturday by Fox News.

Alito is the justice who wrote Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, the ruling ending nationalized abortion.

"Alito asked the dissenters to make the completion of their dissents their priority because delay of the decision was a security threat," Hemingway, The Federalist's editor-in-chief writes in Alito: The Justice Who Reshaped the Supreme Court and Restored the Constitution."Abortion supporters had an incentive to kill one or more of the justices in the majority to change the outcome."

The dissenters -- Justices Stephen Breyer (counting down the days until his retirement at the end of the 2021-22 term ), Elena Kagan, and Sonia Sotomayor -- "demurred," Hemingway reports. Justice Neil Gorsuch asked the liberals when they expected to be wrapped up. They refused to provide a date.

The tension and the threats escalated.

...

It took 53 days to finally release the Dobbs decision. Despite the growing threat to their colleagues, the liberals on the court refused to listen to urgent pleas to complete their work, Hemingway reports.

Read the whole thing.

I love the "conservatives" telling us they'll defect to the left if we don't agree with them that the Zionist Entity must be wiped off the map.

There's further bad behavior from leftwingers on the Court -- they've leaked documents about internal deliberations to the New York Times, despite Roberts' very stern warning that they should stop doing that or face another warning.

Note that this article does not say that leftwingers leaked these documents. I say it was the leftwingers, because 1, they've done before -- see Dobbs -- and 2, this leak seems designed to create fodder for the left to claim that right-leaning Justices are "activists" who need to be put in check or impeached. (Or reduced in power by packing the Court.)

In yet another blow to the Supreme Court's long-cherished tradition of secrecy, The New York Times has published confidential internal memos that shed rare light on the justices' private deliberations.

In a report titled "The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court," the Times published 16 pages of confidential documents exchanged among justices over five days in February 2016.
...


The memos -- unlikely to have surfaced for decades under normal circumstances -- capture behind-the-scenes discussions led by Chief Justice John Roberts as the court moved swiftly to issue a stay without full briefing or oral argument. They also suggest the majority was concerned that, absent intervention, the Environmental Protection Agency would impose what it saw as unlawful regulatory burdens on electric utilities.

See, the Court ruled against Obama's EPA and its issuance of orders without legislative authorization to do so -- so this was leaked by leftwingers who think that a Democrat Administration has All the Powers under their twisted version of the Constitution.


That decision marked a significant shift toward resolving high-stakes disputes through expedited orders, a practice that has since expanded to cases involving presidential authority and other major policy questions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (tgvbd)

2
*sweeps up thread*
*puts it in a bag*
*walks out with it*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:21 PM (tgvbd)

3 Odor in the Court?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)

4 If no one will punish leftwing office holders and bureaucrats for bad behavior why would anyone expect it to stop?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

5 Tbh I thought the "right wing" judges would fold too.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (YwEeS)

6 Abortion is the only thing sacred to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (O35xg)

7
Of course. The lib justices wanted to get as much damage and carnage committed against the conservative justices. The supposed "camaraderie" amongst the justices ended a long time ago.

It's the Chicago Way, all the way, all the time now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (IifOV)

8 Why wasn't there any resolution of the leaker's identity and punishment provided?

This needs explaining.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (YBtcQ)

9 Although the materials are from a period prior to her having been seated, the materials do seem to be fodder for KBJ's criticism of the shadow docket and the Court's review of improvident stays by the lower courts.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (ssz2a)

10 That decision marked a significant shift toward resolving high-stakes disputes through expedited orders, a practice that has since expanded to cases involving presidential authority and other major policy questions.

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The explosion of district courts trying their hand at being the executive since Trump became president has nothing to do with this, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (O35xg)

11 Cal Democrats just selected Xavier Becerra to be the next Governor of Gavinfornia.

Posted by: 13times at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (TbA/q)

12 So the Vestal Virgins are selling blowjobs?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (FmapG)

13 Top 20?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (iNIf8)

14 I thought Judges weren't Political?

John Roberts assured me.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (ytyaf)

15
I can't even imagine conferences with KBJ.

"Marbury v. Madison"
"Marbury v. Madison"
"Marbury v. Madison"
"Marbury v. Madison"
"Thank you!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (tgvbd)

16 Why did they never find the Dobbs leaker? Because they didn’t want to…. That’s the only reason. Because the universe of individuals with advanced access to that decision was tiny…. It would’ve been so easy to go through all the electronic communications of every single person with access…. I find it infuriating they didn’t

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (xT8gx)

17 I love the "conservatives" telling us they'll defect to the left if we don't agree with them that the Zionist Entity must be wiped off the map.

==

They are already defected!

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (GD0B3)

18 Alt headline:

Spiteful Women Delay Court Decision

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (ytyaf)

19 17 I love the "conservatives" telling us they'll defect to the left if we don't agree with them that the Zionist Entity must be wiped off the map.

==

They are already defected!

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (GD0B3)

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Most voted for Kamala, and they end up acting like they were instrumental in getting Trump elected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (HvPCP)

20 Wikileaks had an email in it that claimed that the night Scalia died of the very common and often fatal pillow over the face heart attack, was a great night for "wet work". Fucking weirdos. Who even uses that term?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (AucCq)

21 Doesn't Roberts have any control over any of this? Shaking walls would have had me over there in a minute......

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Kagan, an Obama nominee, made her opinion on the delay loudly clear, according to Hemingway’s book, as reported by Fox.

“Hemingway wrote that Kagan, an Obama appointee, angrily confronted Breyer, a Clinton appointee, in May 2022 behind closed doors after at least one justice, Samuel Alito, had asked his liberal colleagues to speed up writing their dissent because of security threats,” Fox reported. “Breyer was most likely to agree to Alito’s request, Hemingway wrote.”

Hemingway wrote that “Kagan remonstrated with Breyer not to accommodate the majority, screaming so loudly, observers noted, that the ‘wall was shaking,’” according to Fox.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (kX27y)

22 There's a leak in my soup!

- SCOTUS

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

23 So the Vestal Virgins are selling blowjobs?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (FmapG)

Yes, all 16 of them.

Posted by: Gary Brooker at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (CNl8/)

24 As pointed out, there were no leaks from the Court prior to Jumanji Jackson being appointed.

There have been 4 major leaks since she was DEI'ed into the job.

What's after "enemy action" Mr. Goldfinger?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (tUP1A)

25 Leftists want a American Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)

26 Roberts' very stern warning that they should stop doing that or face another warning.



The Robin Williams bit about unarmed cops in London. Stop or I shall say stop again.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (ohom6)

27 Molly Hemingway says the liberals are again slow walking their descent on the "majority minority" case heard back in OCTOBER! They're going to delay it until the last day in session.

Why? to prevent it from going into effect before midterms. All political.

just f'ing wow.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

28 Alt headline:

Spiteful Women Delay Court Decision

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (ytyaf)

And that's just Roberts

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:28 PM (AucCq)

29 " Why did they never find the Dobbs leaker?"

It's not illegal enough.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

30 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (tUP1A)

But KBJ wasn't on the court when the Dobbs leaks happened.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 03:28 PM (gtcuf)

31 It worked with John Roberts, it seems the public pressure is why he buckled on ObamaCare.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (eIzlH)

32 There's a leak in my soup!

- SCOTUS
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

No soup for you!!!

Posted by: TheSoupNazi at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (xT8gx)

33 I hate to be a bummer but like I said in the last thread a system like ours doesn't/can't survive when one side rejects all the rules of the game.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (tWc/t)

34 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (E6xSb)

35 >>> 24 As pointed out, there were no leaks from the Court prior to Jumanji Jackson being appointed.

There have been 4 major leaks since she was DEI'ed into the job.

What's after "enemy action" Mr. Goldfinger?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (tUP1A)

*sigh*

Posted by: sad, lonely trebuchet at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (9vFyc)

36 More leaks because Roberts had the first leak release go
Bad behavior gets you more of it

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

37 24 As pointed out, there were no leaks from the Court prior to Jumanji Jackson being appointed.

There have been 4 major leaks since she was DEI'ed into the job.

What's after "enemy action" Mr. Goldfinger?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (tUP1A)
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She wasn't on the court for the Dobb's leak. That was Souter, Kagan, and the wise latina.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

38 31 It worked with John Roberts, it seems the public pressure is why he buckled on ObamaCare.
Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (eIzlH)

If you think of him as the HS student council president who is hyper concerned about his standing with the Cool Kids, Justice Roberts’s decisions make much more sense.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 03:30 PM (E6xSb)

39 Why can't a majority just go ahead and publish their decision? The dissents can publish when they feel like it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:30 PM (4NO2D)

40 I will keep saying it:

The left is evil and wants you dead. This episode is just an extension of that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (N1DT3)

41 39 Why can't a majority just go ahead and publish their decision? The dissents can publish when they feel like it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:30 PM (4NO2D)

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Comity and tradition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (O35xg)

42 I'm not being facetious when I say I bet Roberts was involved with the leak, thus nothing coming from the investigation.

It's exactly the sort of "hard decision" Roberts never wants to make. Just endless can kicking.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (eIzlH)

43 You would think there would be a deadline or you don't get published even in the high court.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (n5tGW)

44 What is the fun of leaking a decision if you can't make those responsible face prolonged death threats and maybe get them killed. I mean that WAS the point of the leak.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (AucCq)

45 Even though she's a leftist I kind of respected Kagan as someone who was reasonable. After reading this eff her with a pineapple sideways using Buffalo wing sauce as lube , with a nice barbed wire wrap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (gu0hJ)

46 Most voted for Kamala, and they end up acting like they were instrumental in getting Trump elected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (HvPCP)

..as in having a defect

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (GD0B3)

47 Thanks goodness the conservative stalwarts on the court aren't cowards, or the ploy of threats might have worked.

Who should trump get to take over when one of them finally retires? The only one that might not squish and has media savvy is Jeanine Pirro. And she'd drive the left nuts.

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (gWBY1)

48 The mullahs want an armageddon - seems like the left does too. So similar the two groups. Nihilists.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (pDt9x)

49 >" Why did they never find the Dobbs leaker?"
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they know who it is

is there a single political institution in America that is on the up and up?

Just one
help me here

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 03:32 PM (ZxPkt)

50 >>> 48 The mullahs want an armageddon - seems like the left does too. So similar the two groups. Nihilists.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (pDt9x)

Bomb the mullahs with the commies, especially the danger-haired commies.

Posted by: or is that too cruel? at April 21, 2026 03:32 PM (9vFyc)

51 I think if Kagan thundered at me, she might receive a knuckle sandwich in return. Collegiality goes both ways or not at all…

Posted by: TheSoupNazi at April 21, 2026 03:32 PM (xT8gx)

52 And people wonder why Augusto Pinochet was a helicopter enthusiast.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 21, 2026 03:33 PM (47/pr)

53 31 It worked with John Roberts, it seems the public pressure is why he buckled on ObamaCare.

Yep. John Iscariot Roberts subscribes to the "the leftist terrorists will hang me last" school of thought.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 03:33 PM (gtcuf)

54 If the reports are crafted to make me sympathetic to the so-called 'conservative' justices... it has failed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 03:33 PM (AkEZC)

55 Abortion is the only thing sacred to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (O35xg)

Moloch must be appeased.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (N1DT3)

56 So everything is corrupt and nothing is normal in this nation. Is that what I am gathering here? I am sure they know who leaked and we will never know the identity. Roberts will see to that.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Q0yOR)

57 All of these leaks, delays, departures from established practice are just as corrupt and perverted as a district court judge issuing nationwide "injunctions."

Bullsh*t on its face.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

58 Delicious soup but crabby guy sock off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (xT8gx)

59 But I'm sure that if a conservative Justice was assassinated before the ruling was released, all the other Justices would have made it an 8-0 ruling out of solidarity and respect and as a message that you can not just kill off the ones you don't like to change a ruling.

Right?

(Ha, I crack myself up. I'm funnier than Muldoon's ditties.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (53GQo)

60 Mullahs want Armageddon so their Imam can cfall out of his hole

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

61
Slow walking decisions is a Tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (IifOV)

62 Just when I've been wanting to get Kash to be fired, Chucky Schumer demands he resign, and now I want Kash to stay in EVEN HARDER. Anything the Atlantic and Schumer wants I feel compelled to be against.

Pelosi revealed their hand already for this: it's called the wrap-up smear.
https://x.com/HeyBooBoo16/status/
1415728087115780097/mediaviewer

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (gWBY1)

63 "And they did this, of course, to expose their colleagues to danger and menace, in hopes they would buckle and change the decision to match what the violent leftist mobs and assassins demanded."

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Not "what the violent leftist mobs and assassins demanded," but what the leftist justices themselves demanded. If the leftist DEI justices didn't want violence threatened on their colleagues, they would've hurried up with their decisions. Those leftist justices wanted their colleagues to change their mind, and they were fine with using mob violence or threats thereof to compel it...

Posted by: bearski at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (Bhsk7)

64 Just send Kami Harris as the US Negotiator and have her just sit there and Cackle for hours until the Ragheads Eyes and Ears bleed...

That will force them to accept any deal !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (X7dyz)

65 The left is always on the march. Virginia will have 10/11 seats in a 55/45 state. SCOTUS leftists are encouraging its Antifa foot soldiers to kill fellow justices. The left is openly siding with Iran because they know it hurts Trump.
They’re the terminator. They never stop.

Meanwhile the gop won’t pass a voter ID bill that has 75% public support.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (ohom6)

66 The mullahs want an armageddon - seems like the left does too. So similar the two groups. Nihilists.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM


Nihilists! F*ck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude; at least it’s an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (0sNs1)

67 There are NO reasonable D's. Not after the Planned Parenthood stuf which was ON VIDEO. Not after Benghazi. Not after BLM. Not after the stolen 2020. Not after the party they nearly threw when Trump got shot and the one they did throw when Kirk was murdered. Not after the prosecutions against conservatives, laughing at white women set on fire by illegals, and calling fathers with raped daughters terrorists.

Forget it. Not a single one. They either know what the Democrats are and don't care, or they simply are what the Democrats are. Give it up.That train has left the port.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (AucCq)

68 Hemingway wrote that “Kagan remonstrated with Breyer not to accommodate the majority, screaming so loudly, observers noted, that the ‘wall was shaking,’” according to Fox.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (kX27y)
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Definitely would not want that stump shouting at me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

69 And Jumanji Jackson is all-but taunting "of course I did it--and I'll do it again."

Every one of her screeds that she calls dissents whines about how they should let the lower courts work through the case before they decide.

That is, let the radical left cartel judge's ruling stand for 3-5 years.

But only when it's a cartel judge ruling against Trump.

But she sings like a pig in shit about the wonders of the emergency SCOTUS orders when the Court rules against Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 03:37 PM (tUP1A)

70 hmm

"🔴

TASNIM: Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks in Pakistan is final."

Okey dokey

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)

71 67 Hasn't been for a long, long time.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 03:38 PM (Q0yOR)

72 70 hmm

"🔴

TASNIM: Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks in Pakistan is final."

Okey dokey

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)

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TACO Trump who obviously doesn't have the balls to follow through on a threat is just going to let his doubled military presence in the region do nothing in response.

It's not like there's a recent example of him using overwhelming and deadly force in this arena recently that I can use as an example for what he might do in this situation, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (O35xg)

73 TASNIM: Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks in Pakistan is final."

( ) More Negotiating
(X) More Bombing

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (IifOV)

74 Hemingway wrote that “Kagan remonstrated with Breyer not to accommodate the majority, screaming so loudly, observers noted, that the ‘wall was shaking,’” according to Fox.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (kX27y)
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I love knowing we made a leftard even more miserable. Feels good man.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (AucCq)

75 Iran realized they are fkd, one way or the other.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (GD0B3)

76 Ghalibaf can defect !

HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (GD0B3)

77 TACO Trump who obviously doesn't have the balls to follow through on a threat is just going to let his doubled military presence in the region do nothing in response.

It's not like there's a recent example of him using overwhelming and deadly force in this arena recently that I can use as an example for what he might do in this situation, or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (O35xg)
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*confused*

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein in Brattleboro, VT at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

78
TASNIM: Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks in Pakistan is final."

Okey dokey
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:37 PM (GD0B3)
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We need the "So it begins" guy...for a curtain call.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

79 Thomas and Alito are the only two people on that court worth a tinker's hot damn.

The rest of them can go screw.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (oqH4h)

80 Iran realized they are fkd, one way or the other.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (GD0B3)

You mean like proper fucked?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (AucCq)

81 TASNIM: Iran’s decision to skip Wednesday’s talks in Pakistan is final."

( ) More Negotiating
(X) More Bombing
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM



[X] it begins
[_] other than beginning

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:40 PM (4NO2D)

82 See, I don't get the rationale here. If people are angry enough to kill them before the opinions are released, why would releasing the decision automatically calm things down?

I remain unconvinced that there was bigger jeopardy in holding up the Dobbs decision than in releasing it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

83 75 Iran realized they are fkd, one way or the other.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (GD0B3)

======

Head of IRGC realizes that he's an island in the nation and he probably threatened to murder anyone who volunteered to go because all he has to project power within the nation is naked violence.

I suspect Israeli intelligence knows which bunker under which mountain he's hiding in. And I suspect the US military knows which bomb will reach him best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:41 PM (O35xg)

84 It's not like there's a recent example of him using overwhelming and deadly force in this arena recently that I can use as an example for what he might do in this situation, or anything. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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Well!! We're waiting!!!!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Bhsk7)

85 Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

Didn't it say they wanted the decision changed?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (AucCq)

86 Maybe they think they have nothing to gain nor lose but to me they believe their religion will win eventually.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)

87 They want them dead.
Seriously. They leak to get some nutter frightened/riled up enough to try to kill a conservative Justice before the decision is made.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (4KUe5)

88 But no leaks so far about the birthright citizenship decision. Maybe the left likes the way it is trending within the court.

A finding that the babies of illegals and tourists are US citizens with all of the rights thereof would eviscerate what's left of the concept of citizenship.

They will probably punt, and say we don't know what it means but whatever it means Trump cannot unilaterally define it by executive order.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (r3hkP)

89 Haven’t got a fucking clue.

Posted by: Guy who always thinks its beginning at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (u73oe)

90 86 Maybe they think they have nothing to gain nor lose but to me they believe their religion will win eventually.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)

=======

IRGC has been threatening civilian leadership for even talking to the US for a couple of weeks now.

Because the power the IRGC holds right now is brittle.

And the country is being starved of $450 million per day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (O35xg)

91 Everybody I've read feels it was Kagan's staff that leaked Dobbs

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

92 I think if Kagan thundered at me, she might receive a knuckle sandwich in return. Collegiality goes both ways or not at all…

Posted by: TheSoupNazi at April 21, 2026 03:32 PM (xT8gx)
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Nah, I'm pretty sure I can shout louder than she can.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:44 PM (Fi81e)

93 Everybody I've read feels it was Kagan's staff that leaked Dobbs

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

I'm pretty sure Kagan's staff is very leaky.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:44 PM (AucCq)

94 BTW how did "Zionist Entity" make it into this post?

Does Ace have to include a minimum number of Israel references per day under his SEO arrangements?

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (r3hkP)

95 ***Leftwing Justices Slow-Walked The Dobbs Decision Even While Right-Leaning Justices Were Targeted With Death Threats and White Powders
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Arrest them and put them in J6 cells.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (YvvFZ)

96 "How to beat them when they've got more than us"

The leftist supremes and the IRGC have a lot in common. And the best allies one can hope for. The US media.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (KiBMU)

97 Everybody I've read feels it was Kagan's staff that leaked Dobbs
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
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Ironic that Kagan had the leaky staff.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)

98 The Mets are 0-11 since Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged Mamdani.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

99 Tell Clarence it was only business. I always liked him.

Posted by: John Roberts at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (AucCq)

100 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: And you damn well know it at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (2Ez/1)

101 98 The Mets are 0-11 since Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged Mamdani.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

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Worse than the Sacramento A's!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (O35xg)

102 91 Everybody I've read feels it was Kagan's staff that leaked Dobbs

I had figured it was the Wise Latina's staff, but if the Slimes' report is true (never even close to a given) it does sound like Kagan's.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (gtcuf)

103 Stop or I’ll say stop again!

Posted by: John Roberts at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (u73oe)

104 Mullahs want Armageddon so their Imam can cfall out of his hole

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

We need to find that hole and put an atomic cork in it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (snZF9)

105 Saw some Lefty on X crowing about how badazz Ketanji-Brown is, specifically mentioning how much she talks. When challenged that talking a lot isn’t intelligence, she said it was awesome because it prevented others Justices from speaking.

They only want power, they don’t want a functioning SCOTUS. She is likely there to disrupt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (4KUe5)

106 102 91 Everybody I've read feels it was Kagan's staff that leaked Dobbs

I had figured it was the Wise Latina's staff, but if the Slimes' report is true (never even close to a given) it does sound like Kagan's.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (gtcuf)

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It's real surprising that the elderly lesbian past childbearing age still holds abortion so highly in her mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (O35xg)

107 65 The left is always on the march. Virginia will have 10/11 seats in a 55/45 state. SCOTUS leftists are encouraging its Antifa foot soldiers to kill fellow justices. The left is openly siding with Iran because they know it hurts Trump.
They’re the terminator. They never stop.

Meanwhile the gop won’t pass a voter ID bill that has 75% public support.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 03:3

If they get greedy, splits that close could turn on them quick.

Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (53oGX)

108 I'm pretty sure Kagan's staff is very leaky.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:44 PM (AucCq)
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We'll if she was yelling at one of her fellow libs about slow walking, it makes sense she'd be the leaker, directly or indirectly.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

109 105 Saw some Lefty on X crowing about how badazz Ketanji-Brown is, specifically mentioning how much she talks. When challenged that talking a lot isn’t intelligence, she said it was awesome because it prevented others Justices from speaking.

They only want power, they don’t want a functioning SCOTUS. She is likely there to disrupt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:46 PM (4KUe5)

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Idea:

Trump should nominate Nicki Minaj to SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (O35xg)

110 I think its Kagen leaking.

Most would probably say Sotomayor, because she is so partisan a left-winger and so vocal lately about the shadow docket, but I say Kagen because she is a politician first and a judge second, and this leaking is standard issue politicking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (qH7II)

111 Second look at National Divorce?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (TezPK)

112
Leaky staff?
Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Kramer at April 21, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)

113 It was Roberts.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 03:48 PM (AucCq)

114 On 27 Nov. 1700 the Pennsylvania Assembly installed a 20-shilling levy on slave imports, doubled it to 40 shillings in 1706, and in 1712 adopted an additional £20 pound import tax on slaves. In 1731 King George II ordered Pennsylvania’s governor to vacate the tax and to prohibit any colonial law imposing import duties on slaves.
However, in 1768, under the nose of the next King George (III), legislators established a £10 duty on imported Negroes, then, in 1768, increased the duty to £20, made it perpetual, and strengthened enforcement and collection law.

... If this had been passed today, slavery would last forever as no tax ever completely goes away

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

115 Seriously. They leak to get some nutter frightened/riled up enough to try to kill a conservative Justice before the decision is made.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (4KUe5)
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If some justices are slow-walking the decision, it suggests that the other side should be all that much closer to the final sign-ons and concurrences. Why would a justice who had sat through arguments and even gave signoff to an opinion be fully discounted simply by not being alive at the time the decision was publicized?

That would be sick.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

116 >>> It's not like there's a recent example of him using overwhelming and deadly force in this arena recently that I can use as an example for what he might do in this situation, or anything. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The problem is the Iran regime has had spoiled child syndrome for over a half decade. They think by throwing the same old tantrum they'll somehow get their way. But there's a new daddy, and he's all about the smacking and having them get the belt.
Not sure when they'll finally give up and cry uncle. I hope soon.

In the hammer films, have you gotten to the Hound of the Baskervilles yet? Fun stuff.

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:49 PM (gWBY1)

117 Wasn’t Kagan just appointed when they were deliberating the Obamacare legal challenges, and Obama was openly threatening SCOTUS?
Then Roberts write-up turned out to be weird, as if when he started it he had one opinion, then midway switched sides?

Seem to recall speculation back then was that Obama knew who was wobbly and pressured them…

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (4KUe5)

118 K-JB just spews Marxist rhetoric in her law writings

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

119 >>have you gotten to the Hound of the Baskervilles yet?


We're reading that in the Book Club.

You have time to catch up, if you need it.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (ytyaf)

120 >>> The Mets are 0-11 since Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged Mamdani. Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

It's too good, I love it.

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (gWBY1)

121 It wasn't a liberal Justice that leaked Dobbs, it was Roberts. initials SS,

Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2026 03:51 PM (6o2gJ)

122 116 In the hammer films, have you gotten to the Hound of the Baskervilles yet? Fun stuff.

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:49 PM (gWBY1)

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In terms of my watching, I've just gotten to Curse of Frankenstein and Quatermass 2, 1957. Reviews are about 2 weeks behind that.

So, I've finally gotten to the point where people think of Hammer Films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:51 PM (O35xg)

123 Speaking of the SCROTUS, my office is currently knee-deep in the IEEPA refunds and it just infuriates me.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 03:51 PM (gtcuf)

124 Yet, the right SCJ still side with the left in so many cases

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 21, 2026 03:51 PM (nGraA)

125 Wasn’t Kagan just appointed when they were deliberating the Obamacare legal challenges, and

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (4KUe5)
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Yes, that was Justice Elena "What's Recusal?" Kagan.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

126 Garrett, where/how does book club meet? Watching the Hammer version after you finish it could be fun.

Posted by: LizLem at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (gWBY1)

127 IRGC has been threatening civilian leadership for even talking to the US for a couple of weeks now.

Because the power the IRGC holds right now is brittle.

And the country is being starved of $450 million per day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (O35xg)
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I hope the President targets IRGC, instead of "bridges and power plants". The IRGC true believers have to die one way or another, because they would never allow even a slightly secularized government. For them its all or nothing. Start with the leadership, sure, and get them first, but they all have to go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (qH7II)

128 110 I think its Kagen leaking.

Weak bladder or Spinchter?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (IifOV)

129 111 Second look at National Divorce?
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2026 03:47 PM (TezPK)

Yeah, but divorces end up in court...

kinda tricky when yer tryin to divorce the Judge.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (mP0Kj)

130 The libs on the court are apparently slow-walking the Louisiana v. Callais (Voting Rights Act) decision so that by the time it is issued, there won't be enough time to re-draw maps before the midterms.

This is the kind of crap leftists do all the time, yet we can't get our own Senate majority leader to pass the Save America Act or even allow President Trump a recess appointment.

Uniparty.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (3ImbR)

131 BTW, wrt to the vote in Virginia to redistrict and essentially eliminate Republican representation, I just checked and 26 out of our 50 states are Republican led. So the 26 should all redistrict and eliminate Democrat representation and we win. By a slight margin, but still.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (C4BAC)

132 118 K-JB just spews Marxist rhetoric in her law writings
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)
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She's so bad, Kagan and Soto are not even signing onto some of her dissents.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

133 127 I hope the President targets IRGC, instead of "bridges and power plants". The IRGC true believers have to die one way or another, because they would never allow even a slightly secularized government. For them its all or nothing. Start with the leadership, sure, and get them first, but they all have to go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (qH7II)

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Once strikes start again, they'll be hitting hundreds of targets a day.

A wide variety. And it'll probably start again like it did last time: decapitation strikes.

Israeli intelligence is very deep in Iranian intelligence. There's a solid chance they know where most, if not all, of IRGC's leadership is. Probably underground bunkers. Perfect for some MOABs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:53 PM (O35xg)

134 127 IRGC has been threatening civilian leadership for even talking to the US for a couple of weeks now.

Because the power the IRGC holds right now is brittle.

And the country is being starved of $450 million per day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (O35xg)
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I hope the President targets IRGC, instead of "bridges and power plants". The IRGC true believers have to die one way or another, because they would never allow even a slightly secularized government. For them its all or nothing. Start with the leadership, sure, and get them first, but they all have to go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (qH7II)

Bridges should be targeted to keep the IRGC from being able to move around easily. Substations could also be targeted instead of power plants if trying to keep things easy to repair/replace.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 03:54 PM (okun6)

135 >>Garrett, where/how does book club meet?


Ace sets the schedule.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ytyaf)

136 121 It wasn't a liberal Justice that leaked Dobbs, it was Roberts. initials SS,
Posted by: MikeN

Roberts initials are SS?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 03:54 PM (Dv3i1)

137 130 The libs on the court are apparently slow-walking the Louisiana v. Callais (Voting Rights Act) decision so that by the time it is issued, there won't be enough time to re-draw maps before the midterms.

This is the kind of crap leftists do all the time, yet we can't get our own Senate majority leader to pass the Save America Act or even allow President Trump a recess appointment.

Uniparty.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (3ImbR)

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FL is probably the only state who would have redrawn maps for 2026 even if the decision had been announced 3 months ago.

The VRA decision was always going to be a bigger player in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:54 PM (O35xg)

138 TACO Trump who obviously doesn't have the balls to follow through on a threat is just going to let his doubled military presence in the region do nothing in response.

It's not like there's a recent example of him using overwhelming and deadly force in this arena recently that I can use as an example for what he might do in this situation, or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:39 PM (O35xg)

*snort*

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 03:55 PM (DwqWV)

139 Does Trump "always chicken out" of being a dictator or king?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

140 She's so bad, Kagan and Soto are not even signing onto some of her dissents.
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Someone must have told KBJ that her saying "I don't understand" was making her look stupid. So she changed it to "I can't fathom," which sounds much smarter.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (Dv3i1)

141 131 BTW, wrt to the vote in Virginia to redistrict and essentially eliminate Republican representation, I just checked and 26 out of our 50 states are Republican led. So the 26 should all redistrict and eliminate Democrat representation and we win. By a slight margin, but still.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:52 PM (C4BAC)

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2 things on that.

1. I've always said that gerrymandering is the spoils of political war, and I see no moral issue with the party in power maximalizing. If the other party in the state wants to reverse that, win more seats in the state legislature. No one else is going to save you.

2. A very solid number of blue districts in Republican states are majority-minority and mandated by Gingles. With Gingles still as precedent, can't undo those.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (O35xg)

142 Is there any law that states that the SC majority must wait for the dissenters to write their dissent? Or is it just custom? Because if the latter, the next time this happens, just release the majority decision forthwith, and fuck custom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (utfVc)

143 See, here's the thing. If you've got 5 justices agreeing to something, you can give the dissenters a date of release. And then?

Release the f*cking opinion. Let them no, they were marked down as a "no" and move on.

And if something leaks? Keep them out of all conferences except to give a thumbs up and thumbs down. If they demur, then let the opinion be 5-0, 6-0, 7-0, whatever.....

Roberts is a clown for (amongst everything else) tolerating this nonsense.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (Iwv3U)

144 139 Does Trump "always chicken out" of being a dictator or king?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

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Trump giving up power after "losing" the 2020 election was a TACO!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:57 PM (O35xg)

145 Leftists want an American Civil War II

And they might very well win it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 03:57 PM (qRla/)

146 K-JB just spews Marxist rhetoric in her law writings

As did MLK at the end. He came to the conclusion that the black man was gonna' need some socialism. And later some communism.

Its rare to see a Thomas Sowell just come out and say the quiet part out loud. Make everything even and some will flourish while others flounder. Each as they get for themselves.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 03:57 PM (S2mGF)

147 And tomorrow the libtards will switch back from TACO to war crimes without missing a beat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (u73oe)

148 Why would Roberts leak it when he wrote his own concurrence with the decision?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

149 The single greatest threat to the republic is the judiciary.

It’s why the liberals have constantly tried to undermine it. They know the power that unelected judges can wield to subvert the Bill of Rights and ensure a permanent Democrat majority.

Until the courts are righted, our democratic republic will be under threat.

Our liberties were never meant to be meted out and limited by a bunch of unelected jurists. Nor should we ever let that occur. Ever.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (yv1Au)

150 And tomorrow the libtards will switch back from TACO to war crimes without missing a beat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (u73oe)
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220, 221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

151 55 Abortion is the only thing sacred to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And protecting/ supporting illegal aliens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (W2Pud)

152 148 Why would Roberts leak it when he wrote his own concurrence with the decision?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

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The logic would be to scare one of the other 5 into backing off.

I assume it's either Kagan or Thomas.

Thomas just being an immortal samurai with bloodlust of cannon fodder, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (O35xg)

153 Thom Tillis sucks sick by choice.

Just thought I’d add that.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (yv1Au)

154 >>>Hemingway wrote that “Kagan remonstrated with Breyer not to accommodate the majority, screaming so loudly, observers noted, that the ‘wall was shaking,’” according to Fox.
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See, my suggestion that Thomas body slam Roberts into a wall are not that out of line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (YvvFZ)

155 Twitter is a buzz with Iran stuff over last 30min.

Latest HOT MOIST TIGHT rumor is US signaling they may end the blockade ina. Goodwill gesture to get talk a back on track.

Yeah, I don't think so. Witkoff, Kushner, JD all being recalled to DC for meetings.

Methinks my positive side wins out on this one.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (I5fLw)

156 153 Thom Tillis sucks sick by choice.

Just thought I’d add that.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2026 03:59 PM (yv1Au)

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I watched a streaming movie earlier today.

Saw two political ads total.

One was anti-Roy Cooper, and the other was pro-Michael Whatley. Probably means not much, but it's interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:00 PM (O35xg)

157 127 I hope the President targets IRGC, instead of "bridges and power plants". The IRGC true believers have to die one way or another, because they would never allow even a slightly secularized government. For them its all or nothing. Start with the leadership, sure, and get them first, but they all have to go.

"We decapitate, then we do business with what's left." - Phil Leotardo - "The Sopranos."

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 04:00 PM (gtcuf)

158 Sydney Sweeney's three-minute cameo in the upcoming release of The Devil Wears Prada 2 has ended up on the cutting-room floor.

The choice to omit her scene was reportedly due to a creative decision.

According to a report from EW, Sweeney‘s appearance would have come near the beginning of the movie, but was scrapped because it did not work structurally.

Yeah, sure. It probably had nothing to do with her refusing to play the game of leftist gotcha media while failing to denounce Trump as a fascist dictator.

Leftist Lady Gaga's cameo will remain in the movie, however.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 21, 2026 04:00 PM (Y1sOo)

159 Latest HOT MOIST TIGHT rumor is US signaling they may end the blockade ina. Goodwill gesture to get talk a back on track.

I could see that... Yeah... I'm a pessimist...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 04:00 PM (K88SD)

160 [-i]Leftists want an American Civil War II

And they might very well win it.

If its a real civil war they lose.

But they can easily win if a Dem controlled FedGov just starts arresting dissidents. As long as they promise senior GOPe members they'll be left alone the GOPe will allow it to happen, even if they in turn get rounded up later.

One flashpoint we almost saw - DeSantis threatened to turn out the FL NG if Biden implemented Vaxports.

Presumably the Junta believed other states would join in.

But suppose a President Newsom arrests Trump and his cabinent and actual opposition GOP leaders. Would the states actually do anything or just let it happen?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

161 158 Sydney Sweeney's three-minute cameo in the upcoming release of The Devil Wears Prada 2 has ended up on the cutting-room floor.

The choice to omit her scene was reportedly due to a creative decision.

According to a report from EW, Sweeney‘s appearance would have come near the beginning of the movie, but was scrapped because it did not work structurally.

Yeah, sure. It probably had nothing to do with her refusing to play the game of leftist gotcha media while failing to denounce Trump as a fascist dictator.

Leftist Lady Gaga's cameo will remain in the movie, however.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 21, 2026 04:00 PM (Y1sOo)

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I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (O35xg)

162 150 And tomorrow the libtards will switch back from TACO to war crimes without missing a beat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (u73oe)
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220, 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Axeman
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They so dumb don't know a whipsaw when they're on it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (YvvFZ)

163 It occurs to me that there's several thousand Marines in the Iran/IRGC theater. Been couped up on several ships for about a month, maybe longer. They'd probably like to blow off a little steam.

Or a few heads. IRGC heads specifically.

They're not in the area to sightsee.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 04:02 PM (AkEZC)

164 >>I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.


I am sure she got paid.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 04:02 PM (ytyaf)

165 Until the courts are righted, our democratic republic will be under threat.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (yv1Au)
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It's only gotten worse through my lifetime.

Now, you have prominent conservatives saying "You have to venue shop," about the looming prosecutions in Florida of the Russian Hoaxers.

But when you have traditionals say "You have to venue shop!" It just allows the Dems to be more comfortable with their tampering all along.

I hope I'm wrong. But when terms get this confused, the only times things will get more serious is with a crash and burn.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)

166 Al Capone’s vault broadcast was blessing and curse: Geraldo Rivera (Forty years ago today)

better than the Real Housewives of Nome

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

167 164 >>I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.


I am sure she got paid.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 04:02 PM (ytyaf)

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They don't work for free!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:03 PM (O35xg)

168 >I think its Kagen leaking.
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eww gross

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 04:03 PM (ZxPkt)

169 I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (O35xg)

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I don’t get it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (u73oe)

170 25 Leftists want a American Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)


They want Battle of the Little Bighorn II. With them as the thousand-plus Sioux and allied warriors, along with a thousand-plus women and children following along to kill the badly wounded and maim the still-living and the dead, and us as Custer's 470 or so cavalry troopers and officers with single-shot carbines and a few dozen revolvers.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (5rh/l)

171 I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (O35xg)

Why do you hate movies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (xcxpd)

172 According to a report from EW, Sweeney‘s appearance would have come near the beginning of the movie, but was scrapped because it did not work structurally.
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Syndey's bod works structurally.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1)

173 166 Al Capone’s vault broadcast was blessing and curse: Geraldo Rivera (Forty years ago today)

And they spent what felt like hours trying to make a few old liquor bottles A Thing. Should've ended Jerry Rivers' career. Didn't though.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 04:05 PM (gtcuf)

174 171 I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (O35xg)

Why do you hate movies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (xcxpd)

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They do not perfectly reflect reality at all times. They are lies and distort our perceptions.

Instead, all men should live in the forest, hunting with their bare hands, and only entertain themselves with introspective readings of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:05 PM (O35xg)

175 But suppose a President Newsom arrests Trump and his cabinet and actual opposition GOP leaders. Would the states actually do anything or just let it happen?

The government arrested hundreds of people for doing nothing more than walking around the Capitol. Not one single state governor said boo or did a single thing in opposition.

Trump came within a whisker of having his head blown off. Which governors stood up against the government?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 04:06 PM (qRla/)

176 They put the conservative justices at risk of life and limb, and meanwhile the squish-pseudo conservative justices watched this and did...nothing...they kept on being squish-pseudo conservative justices. Thomas and Alito should have been as mad at them as they were at the communist justices.

Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2026 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

177 The Dobbs leaker was likely Breyer's law clerk Elizabeth Deutsch

She married a journalist Isaac Arnsdorf who was best friends with the journo who published the Dobbs decision, Josh Gerstein. Gerstein attended Deutsch's wedding.

She wrote her law school paper on abortion.

She wrote a NYT op-ed supporting abortion.

https://en.rattibha.com/thread/1521685968939630592

Posted by: Jose at April 21, 2026 04:06 PM (V6W16)

178 Bridges should be targeted to keep the IRGC from being able to move around easily. Substations could also be targeted instead of power plants if trying to keep things easy to repair/replace.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 03:54 PM (okun6)

Particularly substations that provide power for government and military installations, and regime residences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 04:07 PM (utfVc)

179 We give women the right to vote, the next thing you know, they've taken over the supreme court.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:07 PM (Fbc0I)

180 They do not perfectly reflect reality at all times. They are lies and distort our perceptions.

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Except Lone Wolf McQuade, of course.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 04:07 PM (u73oe)

181 >>> they did this, of course, to expose their colleagues to danger and menace, in hopes they would buckle and change the decision to match what the violent leftist mobs and assassins demanded.


Ludicrous!!! There are politics in any Court !

- Chief SCROTUS Nazgul Roberts

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 04:08 PM (/lPRQ)

182 180
Except Lone Wolf McQuade, of course.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 04:07 PM (u73oe)

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That was a documentary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:08 PM (O35xg)

183 179 We give women the right to vote, the next thing you know, they've taken over the supreme court.

Led by Roberts, the womanliest woman on the sourt.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 04:08 PM (gtcuf)

184 Why would Roberts leak it when he wrote his own concurrence with the decision?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

To put pressure on the others. His concurrence wasn't required.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 04:09 PM (AucCq)

185 We give women the right to vote, the next thing you know, they've taken over the supreme court.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:07 PM (Fbc0I)
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Probably if the Dems get their 13 on the super-legislature that invalidates the entire concept of the Court, we'll have 7 women--or 1 of them is a gay guy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

186 Space Ice put out a Lone Wold McQuade video a few days ago.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:09 PM (CNl8/)

187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Are we allowed to trust Mollie Hemingway? She is still willing to appear on Megyn Kelly's show.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (AlhUl)

189 To put pressure on the others. His concurrence wasn't required.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 04:09 PM (AucCq)
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6-3 looks a hell of a lot better than 5-4 decisions.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

190 All of this shit will continue until someone is actually punished for this treasonous behavior.

No one has gone to jail. No one as been indicted. No one has been even threatened.

We're not a serious country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

191 It is comical, the Dems are stacking about stacking the SC, adding new states like...DC...and the GOPe is spending their time on...some minor part of the Clean Air Act and renewing government surveillance

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

192 Looks like Iran is choosing more war.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

193 Are we allowed to trust Mollie Hemingway? She is still willing to appear on Megyn Kelly's show.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (AlhUl)
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At times like this, it's good to remember that Guilt by Association doesn't stop being a logical fallacy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

194 The expedited rulings from the court are largely due to the expansion of nationwide injunctions from the lower courts. Which are, by the way, unsupported by the constitution.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (L6dcX)

195 I think its Kagen leaking.
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I think Kumanji is too stupid to even know what leaking means.

Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)

196 We give women the right to vote, the next thing you know, they've taken over the supreme court.

Led by Roberts, the womanliest woman on the sourt.
Posted by: Delurker


Most feminine, maybe.
And you misspelled squirt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 04:12 PM (/lPRQ)

197 All of this shit will continue until someone is actually punished for this treasonous behavior.

No one has gone to jail. No one as been indicted. No one has been even threatened.

We're not a serious country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)


In a way, I'm grimly looking forward to Kash "Indictments Are Coming!" Patel to turn Steiner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 04:12 PM (qRla/)

198 Are we allowed to trust Mollie Hemingway? She is still willing to appear on Megyn Kelly's show.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 04:10 PM (AlhUl)



I think she's still in the court of 'no pub is bad pub' on that one.

Is Kelly becoming a Qatarlson nazi freak? Yes. Is she 100% there yet? Maybe not.

I'll give Hemmingway a pass because she hasn't given the inclination that she's a nazi freak as of yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

199 In a way, I'm grimly looking forward to Kash "Indictments Are Coming!" Patel to turn Steiner.

One hopes their recent libel of him spurs him to action...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

200 I am glad to see the democrats bring their own brand of civility and decorum to the Supreme Courts.

The idiot conservatives let them run rampant and bitch and moan about it but still will seat a Kunte Kinte Jackson or an Amy Conehead Barrett because they don't want to be "rude" or "hostile".

The Supreme Courts chickens have come home to mooch.

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (79nfv)

201 It is comical, the Dems are stacking about stacking the SC, adding new states like...DC...and the GOPe is spending their time on...some minor part of the Clean Air Act and renewing government surveillance

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
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But they don't want it up for a vote or a referendum...like you get in a representative democracy.

"You don't run on it," - James Carville.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

202 I do not care that a rich lady I will never meet got cut from a movie I will never see and was not made for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:01 PM (O35xg)

Why do you hate movies?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (xcxpd)

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They do not perfectly reflect reality at all times. They are lies and distort our perceptions.

Instead, all men should live in the forest, hunting with their bare hands, and only entertain themselves with introspective readings of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:05 PM (O35xg)

This is the way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (xcxpd)

203 When you say you care about the Iranian people, we're supposed to think you have a good heart.

I don't care about subhumans that chanted Death to America for.50 years.

Shut up. The grownups are talking.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (wBaIH)

204 In a way, I'm grimly looking forward to Kash "Indictments Are Coming!" Patel to turn Steiner.

One hopes their recent libel of him spurs him to action...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)


People in Hell hope the thermostat gets turned down a bit.

Ain't gonna' happen.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:14 PM (S2mGF)

205 A lot of our losses over the years have ultimately been because it wouldn't be nice to fight the left in a "mean" way over issue X or Y.

Not the hill to die on!
What if they did it to us? (they always do)
What will the public think? (they don't care)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

206 Instead, all men should live in the forest, hunting with their bare hands, and only entertain themselves with introspective readings of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:05 PM (O35xg)



So women can get f*cked by bears because they'll feel safer about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

207 192 Looks like Iran is choosing more war.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)
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another delay tactic? Spend the next week trying to get meeting back on. rinse repeat.

Don't fall for it Donny.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

208 194 The expedited rulings from the court are largely due to the expansion of nationwide injunctions from the lower courts. Which are, by the way, unsupported by the constitution.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (L6dcX)

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Statute that created lower courts: "Lower courts only have authority over x y and z."

Lower courts: "I declare we have authority over the whole alphabet because Trump!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (O35xg)

209 >>One hopes their recent libel of him spurs him to action...

It's not up to Kash. It's up to the DOJ. And they just put Joe diGenova in charge of indicting Brennan.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

210 6 Abortion is the only thing sacred to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (O35xg)


I think their god is Power, and Clique is its handmaiden. But if they can get women to kill their own babies -- proving their malleability and scorching their consciences -- then they can get them to do *anything*, so abortion is a Holy Sacrament in their worship.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (Sy6m/)

211 Looks like Iran is choosing more war.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

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War is the remedy our enemy has chosen and I say let us give them all they want.

-William Tecumseh Sherman

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (u73oe)

212 and only entertain themselves with introspective readings of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations."

Or, you know, The Hobbit.

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)

213
Trump came within a whisker of having his head blown off. Which governors stood up against the government?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 04:06 PM (qRla/)




THAT WAS STAGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Brown at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

214
It's not up to Kash. It's up to the DOJ. And they just put Joe diGenova in charge of indicting Brennan.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)


And Joe is not a fan of Brennan

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (K88SD)

215 >>Don't fall for it Donny.

I doubt he will. He's too far down the road.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

216 But they don't want it up for a vote or a referendum...like you get in a representative democracy.

"You don't run on it," - James Carville.


Pretty much every time there are actual issues up for a vote the right wins. And pretty much every time it is a popularity contest the left wins.

Compare 2012 where Romney is indeed a rich asshole with 2016 where Trump is also a rich asshole but people are voting on illegal immigration not who is an asshole.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

217 212 and only entertain themselves with introspective readings of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations."

Or, you know, The Hobbit.

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)

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Pansy-ass fantasy with dwarves and singing?

You are a traitor to mankind.

Read Sun-Tzu and reflect on your shortcomings!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (O35xg)

218 I think its Kagen leaking"

Depends

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)

219 I think its Kagen leaking"

Depends
Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)



Do dinosaurs have such issues?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Read Sun-Tzu "

I'm next to a Shih Tzu. That ok?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (XuXeR)

221 Read Sun-Tzu and reflect on your shortcomings!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (O35xg)
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Pretty rich, coming from an illiterate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (xvhJH)

222 192 Looks like Iran is choosing more war.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Mentioned up stream that boatloads of Marines have been couped up for two months.
s t e a m

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (YvvFZ)

223 221 Read Sun-Tzu and reflect on your shortcomings!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:16 PM (O35xg)
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Pretty rich, coming from an illiterate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (xvhJH)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:18 PM (O35xg)

224 And Comey is still walking free.

Posted by: 8647? at April 21, 2026 04:19 PM (a992C)

225 We give women the right to vote, the next thing you know, they've taken over the supreme court.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

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The worst fallout was the unexpected -
Duel citizenship then anchor babies.

Before the 19th citizenship for dependents was derived from the husband/father. (This was back when patriarchy used to actually mean something) So, in a way, this too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ)

226 BREAKING: President Trump extends ceasefire.

STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP:
Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (CNl8/)

227 Whenever there is some crime story in the news about a man (usually an illegal) victimizing a woman I go check my regular lefty forums and there is always a 60+ woman posting something along the lines of "I remember when men would step in to help a lady in trouble! What is wrong with men today"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm)

228 The mythology of the left/atheists is "Magical Possibility". Life can be lived ala carte.

The last episode of The Pitt had something like that in it. A pregnant woman came into the hospital to receive treatment for her headache, but she wanted a "wild childbirth" and almost killed herself and her baby until an emergency c-section was needed to save both their lives.

Next season, they'll probably get sued for the lady not getting her ala carte selection.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Fi81e)

229 you know, The Hobbit.

No Tolkien negro.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Kt19C)

230 224 And Comey is still walking free.

Posted by: 8647? at April 21, 2026 04:19 PM (a992C)

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There's a federal grand jury empaneled in a Florida district that is apparently looking into the conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.

Comey has been interviewed by that grand jury.

I strongly suspect we'll be getting news of indictments by late summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (O35xg)

231 Welp, Donny blinked. Iran got a delay. Trump says he won't resume attacks until Iran comes up with a "unified proposal" which should be ready around Mid November.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

232 BREAKING: President Trump extends ceasefire.


I knew it... Damn

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (K88SD)

233 And Comey is still walking free.
Posted by: 8647? at April 21, 2026 04:19 PM (a992C)



As is the entire Biden and Owebama administrations.

No more treason has ever been committed than in those two administrations.

They've violated countless federal laws and violated the Constitution multiple times.

*crickets*


We're not a serious country.

Like the GREAT George Carlin said: "It's an exclusive club. And YOU AIN'T IN IT."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Read Sun-Tzu and reflect on your shortcomings!

I remember the 90s. When every business guy "read Sun-Tzu".

Here's the thing. They read it because it was written simple enough where they thought they understood it. And also - no military ever fought like Sun-Tzu wrote. No business ever really acted like that either.

Leave your opponent an avenue of retreat so they won't fight as hard ? That was one of the brilliant writing of Sun-Tzu. Nobody does that - because its stupid.

Attack where your opponent is weak ? Great idea, Sun. Simply brilliant. Now tell me how to find that spot.

I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (S2mGF)

235 The mythology of the left/atheists is "Magical Possibility". Life can be lived ala carte.


One of the great ironies of our current political moment is the left is full of NPCs that believe they deserve to live life like a main character in a video game.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

236 Could he at least announce these things before the markets close so we can get a rally?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (CNl8/)

237 Mollie has some good stuff, I'll keep reading her stuff

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

238 226 BREAKING: President Trump extends ceasefire.

STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP:
Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 04:20 PM (CNl8/)

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The blockade is hurting Iran more than the bombings did.

$450 million per day denied.

They'll max out their oil storage soon (like, in the next few days). No inflow of dollars meaning that the leadership has to pay its soldiers in rials which are borderline worthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (O35xg)

239 >>Welp, Donny blinked. Iran got a delay. Trump says he won't resume attacks until Iran comes up with a "unified proposal" which should be ready around Mid November.

They might be getting a bit hungry by then. The blockade is still on and reports are that Iran is losing between $4 and $500 million per day in lost oil revenue.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (viF8m)

240 >>I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.


The Art of Cunnilingus was his best book.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (ytyaf)

241 there is always a 60+ woman posting something along the lines of "I remember when men would step in to help a lady in trouble! What is wrong with men today"

That's funny right there

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (XuXeR)

242 Leave your opponent an avenue of retreat so they won't fight as hard ? That was one of the brilliant writing of Sun-Tzu. Nobody does that - because its stupid.

Depends on what you are trying to do but yes usually the best strategy is surround them and starve them. Hell, WWII is a masterclass in how do do so...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

243 *ace does not tolerate this kind of talk.*

*this is your one warning*

Posted by: Matthew at April 21, 2026 04:23 PM (OdsgZ)

244
I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.
Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (S2mGF)




That's just what he WANTED you to think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

245 The Art of Cunnilingus was his best book.

I found the core thesis to be fishy.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

246 I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (S2mGF)
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Don is supposedly a devotee of that book.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)

247 >>> There's a federal grand jury empaneled in a Florida district that is apparently looking into the conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his rights.


They should expand it to include all collateral damage in the deep states onslaught.

.... at publicly charge someone for rummaging through underwear drawers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 04:24 PM (/lPRQ)

248 Will Iran extend their ceasefire is the question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 04:24 PM (n5tGW)

249 Depends on what you are trying to do"

W.T. Sherman waves...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

250
The Art of Cunnilingus was his best book.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (ytyaf)



Because sometimes it takes good oral support.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 21, 2026 04:25 PM (LdBR/)

252 The Art of Cunnilingus was his best book.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 04:22 PM (ytyaf)
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It just got the most tongues wagging.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (Fi81e)

253 Cow workers are now talking about TACO TUESDAY. Taco this. Taco that.

TACO
TACO
TACO

I hate these stupid gits.

They are gleeful when they hear the US may be getting the shaft.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (W2Pud)

254 25 Leftists want a American Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)


They want Battle of the Little Bighorn II. With them as the thousand-plus Sioux and allied warriors, along with a thousand-plus women and children following along to kill the badly wounded and maim the still-living and the dead, and us as Custer's 470 or so cavalry troopers and officers with single-shot carbines and a few dozen revolvers.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (5rh/l)



Only this time we bring the Gatling guns. GarryOwen!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (C4BAC)

255 Leave your opponent an avenue of retreat so they won't fight as hard ? That was one of the brilliant writing of Sun-Tzu. Nobody does that - because its stupid.

Attack where your opponent is weak ? Great idea, Sun. Simply brilliant. Now tell me how to find that spot.

I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.
Posted by: YEP


Buy Low.
Sell High.
- Sun-Tzu

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (/lPRQ)

256 Something weird is going on in the Pentagon if reports are true.

General in Charge of Nucs was just escorted out of the Pentagon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 04:26 PM (mP0Kj)

257
Leave your opponent an avenue of retreat so they won't fight as hard ? That was one of the brilliant writing of Sun-Tzu. Nobody does that - because its stupid.

Attack where your opponent is weak ? Great idea, Sun. Simply brilliant. Now tell me how to find that spot.

I hate that fucking book. I can't stand those who pretend to be smarter for reading it. I read it. I felt myself get dumber for the effort.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (S2mGF)

Most troops did not die in fighting but being cut down in the retreat/rout until relatively recent centuries. What Sun Tzu is talking about is inducing a rout, which was the key to wars for most of human history. The avenue of retreat need not be extensive or largely viable, it's a place for the enemy to panic funnel towards.

He also talks about cutting off your own retreat, such as Cortez scuttling his boats, to prevent routs.

In short since battles were won by morale, you want your troops to believe they're firmly committed and must fight or die and the enemy to believe they can back off. The side that starts running first gets butchered.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (okun6)

258 wait, WAIT..

your favorite president has an UPDATE !

"Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J.
TRUMP"

😂😂😂

*as runner explained on the other thread...the blockade is on and it is a good thing!!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)

259 oh, here is a very piquant rumor !

"Hearing from Arabic sources that Iran’s Revolutionary Guard places Qalibaf, Pezeshkian, and Araghchi under house arrest.

Negotiations with US are halted."

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)

260 They want Battle of the Little Bighorn II. With them as the thousand-plus Sioux and allied warriors, along with a thousand-plus women and children following along to kill the badly wounded and maim the still-living and the dead, and us as Custer's 470 or so cavalry troopers and officers with single-shot carbines and a few dozen revolvers.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (5rh/l)



Custer fucked up when he divided his forces. United we win.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:31 PM (C4BAC)

261 Personally was hoping to see Iran ridden of anything that floats

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

262 I was hoping the next bombing raid would begin in a few hours ... instead Trump hopes they die on the vine from lack of oil revenue, and perhaps from a few more IRGC being stabbed to death on the streets. I have no clue how fractured the various IRGC and other Iran faithful militaries are, or aren't.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 04:32 PM (vbXSk)

263 He also talks about cutting off your own retreat, such as Cortez scuttling his boats, to prevent routs.

And no military does that either. To cut off your own retreat is to cut off your own supply. That's damn dumb.

Sun-Tzu's greatest accomplishment seems to be writing the first pamphlet on war. I wouldn't call it a book.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (S2mGF)

264 Oooof.

Extends the cease fire so the government of Iran can stop being fractured, out itself together and come back to talk about things they've already rejected?

Not a good plan. Best you get is continuing the blockade to attack them that way....but, I don't know,.use that to further destabilize? But he wants them un-fractured and stable so they can "negotiate"

What the fuck. Fuck this. TACO TUESDAY.

TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO MOTHER FUCKING TACO ASS WEINER HEAD FACE.

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 04:35 PM (I5fLw)

265 He also talks about cutting off your own retreat, such as Cortez scuttling his boats, to prevent routs.


He also calls for calling down fire on your own positions when the enemy is inside the wire and you've been overrun.


Okay, maybe he didn't but that's just because they didn't have Artillery. But I do.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (C4BAC)

266
"One word- plastics."

- Sun Tzu, Stuff Sun-Tzu Said, Vol. I

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 04:37 PM (ZxPkt)

267 263 "He also talks about cutting off your own retreat, such as Cortez scuttling his boats, to prevent routs."

And no military does that either. To cut off your own retreat is to cut off your own supply. That's damn dumb.

Sun-Tzu's greatest accomplishment seems to be writing the first pamphlet on war. I wouldn't call it a book.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:34 PM (S2mGF)

Cortez literally did that. Setting one's back to a river is also a reasonably common approach for similar reasons.

Sun Tzu is talking largely of melee combat, which stopped being dominant arguably in the 20th century.

Supply in the WW1 and further sense isn't really what he's addressing either. Foraging for supply as he describes isn't as possible on that scale, nor do we depend on raiding as much in war.

Sun Tzu wasn't making stuff up, they're tactics that were in use and continued to be in use for quite some time, including outside of Asia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (okun6)

268 "Give the twice cooked pork a pass".


Other things Sun Tzu said.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 04:40 PM (C4BAC)

269 IRGC and the Pakastani's just shoving HUGE MEAT FILL D TACOS down Donny's throat on this wonderful Tuesday.....then slapping their kabobs on Donny tushy.

TACO burrito what's that leaking out of Donny's speedo!?

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 04:41 PM (I5fLw)

270 Sun Tzu wasn't making stuff up, they're tactics that were in use and continued to be in use for quite some time, including outside of Asia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 04:38 PM (okun6)


OK dude - you apparently love some Sun-Tzu. As did every manager in the 90s that wanted to virtue-signal that they were smart.

I keep telling you why his writings don't make sense now, and you keep saying how you think they made sense back then.

Who cares ? I don't. Makes no sense now. Maybe, if we all go Middle Ages and regress, you can carry that copy of Sun-Tzu around and put your band of who knows what backs to the river and somehow attack the weakest point in the other band of fuck-ups and then route them while they think they can retreat before your guys run out of lunch-meat.

But I doubt it.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (S2mGF)

271 270
OK dude - you apparently love some Sun-Tzu. As did every manager in the 90s that wanted to virtue-signal that they were smart.

I keep telling you why his writings don't make sense now, and you keep saying how you think they made sense back then.

Who cares ? I don't. Makes no sense now. Maybe, if we all go Middle Ages and regress, you can carry that copy of Sun-Tzu around and put your band of who knows what backs to the river and somehow attack the weakest point in the other band of fuck-ups and then route them while they think they can retreat before your guys run out of lunch-meat.

But I doubt it.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 04:46 PM (S2mGF)

Sun Tzu isn't talking about business when he's describing where to pitch a camp or how to position in regards to sunlight.

He's literally just going over many of the basics of warfare in his era.

It's fine that you don't understand it. It is not relevant to you anymore than Roman engineering is. That doesn't make them stupid.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (okun6)

272 Kinsinger is making it clear he was a Dem plant in Congress. He's campaigning for the gerrymandering in Virginia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

273 t's fine that you don't understand it. It is not relevant to you anymore than Roman engineering is. That doesn't make them stupid.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 04:51 PM (okun6)


So you feel a need to defend the dude that wrote a pamphlet about the guy that said don't pitch your tent with the opening to the East ?

Slick - I get that you are a Conservative. But some things don't need conserved. Including dumb ass writings about warfare.

Honestly - you are the definition of a conservative.

Posted by: YEP at April 21, 2026 05:54 PM (S2mGF)

Iran Refuses to Send Delegation to Negotiations in Islamabad as Cease-Fire Is Due to Expire

The trouble here is that Trump wants a deal. Iran does not. They want to keep their nuclear program and missiles and remain in power. Trump wants them to want a deal, but they do not.

So he keeps threatening them in apocalyptic terms to make them want to want a deal.

But they don't. And I don't think they believe he would or even could "end their civilization."

Trump doesn't want this war to drag on but that's exactly what Iran wants. They figure that if they can drag this out, public opinion in the US will compel Trump to just walk away from the war without actually forcing them to come to terms or to abandon power.

And they're probably right, unfortunately.

Last-minute ceasefire talks between the United States and Iran looked uncertain Tuesday as a two-week truce was set to expire and both countries warned that, without a deal, they were prepared to resume fighting.

U.S. Vice President JD Vance, expected to lead U.S. negotiators if talks continue in Pakistan, remained in Washington on Tuesday, a White House official said. And Pakistan, which has been urging both sides to return to Islamabad, said it was still awaiting confirmation on whether Iran would participate.

Earlier in the day, two regional officials said Washington and Tehran had signaled they would hold a second round of talks, with Vance leading the U.S. team and Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Qalibaf as its top negotiator. Both spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to brief reporters.

But Pakistan's information minister, Attaullah Tarar, said later Tuesday on X that Iran had not formally confirmed its participation. The ceasefire was set to expire Wednesday.

AP correspondent Charles de Ledesma reports on further confusion regarding this week's projected Iran-US ceasefire talks.

Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei told Iran's state TV there has been "no final decision" on whether to attend because of "unacceptable actions" by the U.S., apparently referencing its recent blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.


Vance had policy meetings scheduled at the White House on Wednesday morning, said a White House official who was not authorized to speak publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity. The vice president's office and the White House did not immediately respond to messages asking whether Vance still intends to travel to Pakistan.

Trump says he doesn't favor extending ceasefire

Both sides remain dug in rhetorically. U.S. President Donald Trump has warned that "lots of bombs" will "start going off" if there's no agreement before the ceasefire deadline, and Iran's chief negotiator said that Tehran has "new cards on the battlefield" that haven't yet been revealed.

The ceasefire, which began April 8, could be extended if talks resume, though Trump said in an interview Tuesday with CNBC: "Well, I don't want to do that."

"We don't have that much time," Trump said, adding that Iran "had a choice" and "they have to negotiate."

Tousi has a more optimistic take on this than I do, stating that this is just a "desperate" tactic by Iran to show that they're the ones in charge. But... if one person wants to negotiate and you refuse, you are in charge, at least on the question of whether negotiations will happen.

He also says Iran is in "chaos" because no one knows who's actually in charge there. But that also means that the deal that Trump so desperately wants -- and I think he has telegraphed his desire for a deal much harder than he should have -- will still not happen.

I don't think this bothers Tousi much because he wants regime change, and Iran is making it clear that nothing but regime change will result in a deal.

But Trump just doesn't have the Bush-like indifference to public opinion and sheer bullheadedness about continuing an unpopular war. Iran believes that if they just refuse to concede, Trump will eventually be forced, by public pressure, to just declare a (false) victory and go home. Just making more and more extravagant threats isn't changing Iran's posture.

I don't know where this goes from here. I think Trump can afford to just wait Iran out with a long and crippling blockade, but I don't know that Trump feels like he has enough public support for several months of low-intensity warfare.

I've feared from the start that there is just no way to truly win a war without some ground component -- you have to literally blow their heads off and hang them from street-lamps -- and without an armed civilian overthrow, I'm thinking this war ends in a stalemate. Lots of damage inflicted on the mullocracy -- but the mullahs left in place to rebuild.

Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:16 PM




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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd)

2 And clearly all we can do is keep killing leadership until someone takes power who we can deal with.

Minimal boots on the ground needed for that. This is a SF playground.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

3 I nooded

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (xT8gx)

4 foist!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (L6dcX)

5 Not foist!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (L6dcX)

6 Can we finally have bridge and power plant day, Mr President? Please??!!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (xT8gx)

7 Where is the Iranian Al Haig?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (wVcYX)

8 Boots on the ground in Iran with Kurdish troops from the north and Iran will fold in weeks like Iraq

Posted by: Matthew at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (OdsgZ)

9 I take Tousi's view of things; but time will tell. Trump's deadline runs out tomorrow night.

On the good side - the blockade is severely damaging Iraq without costing us much.

The bad - I'm starting to think that Trump's threat to blow up bridges and power stations was always just a big bluff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (rGqqI)

10 As the chaos engulfs Iran, I imagine out footprint there could go down. A single aircraft carrier with a couple of destroyers, parked at the mouth of the straight, is more than sufficient.

Stop all Iranian bound ships and destroy any concentrations of Iranian forces. Then let simmer for six months.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM (L6dcX)

11 8 Boots on the ground in Iran with Kurdish troops from the north and Iran will fold in weeks like Iraq
Posted by: Matthew at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (OdsgZ)

except so far it looks like the 15 or however many different Kurdish groups would rather fight each other than fight Iran.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM (rGqqI)

12 He needs to swing to domestic issues and let them stew. Focus on affordability and jobs.

He needs to get people motivated for November and if he’s out talking the economy people will forget Iran exists.

Let them rot.

Posted by: Gregory Peck at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM (XodLO)

13 >>>
The bad - I'm starting to think that Trump's threat to blow up bridges and power stations was always just a big bluff.

well he doesn't want to starve the iranian civilians. The regime is fine with that, because they're the regime's enemies anyway.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (1wjle)

14 I don't remember Trump campaigning on any of this. I must have missed that day.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (CQ3Qb)

15 "Here we bring both war and peace. Take whichever you wish." When the Carthaginians shouted in umbrage at the ultimatum, a Roman senator then said, "Then I leave you war."

Tehran delenda est

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)

16
Good questions, ace, and I have to re-re-re-read the content to proffer an answer.

For now, what would happen if Vance kinda leaned over the table and asked, "Does this have something to do with the Twelfth Imam? Satan, that sort of thing?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (n7rxJ)

17 The trools are everywhere in this thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 02:22 PM (2GVsD)

18 For now, what would happen if Vance kinda leaned over the table and asked, "Does this have something to do with the Twelfth Imam? Satan, that sort of thing?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (n7rxJ)

I would pay good money to see that.

Posted by: pookysgirl wants the negotiations to be PPV at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (Wt5PA)

19 Deal or no deal.
I'll pick brunette #27 in the short dress and high heels.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

20 I find it peculiar that the U.S. public opinion can have such an unpopular view over an Air war where there's negligile risk to U.S. service personnel. This is a world of difference to the Afghan and Iraq wars. Air wars like this basically are free shots against an enemy.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (xqQi7)

21 The US media, based in New York is the best friend a mullah could have.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (cS1cw)

22 Oh well, I guess resume targeting key figures and start working on their bridges and power plants. That'll make Iran's situation pretty chaotic internally. If we need to leave in a few months, destroy their oil infrastructure. That ought to make any effort to rebuild their nuclear program impossible for some decades.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (okun6)

23 Iran has to be made an offer they can't refuse...time to start paring down the next levels of military and political leaders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

24 Posted by: Mr. Proton at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (btBhz)

Got booted from Insty, eh? Well, we don't want you here either.

Posted by: pookysgirl, gesturing to the moose out front at April 21, 2026 02:24 PM (Wt5PA)

25 >>>Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?

You've been reading and writing about Tucker and that's bound to hurt your brain.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:25 PM (YbTYS)

26 Start the bombing, anew.

Keep the Blockade in place.

This will be over soon enough if you don't give in to the false sentiment in the media.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:25 PM (ytyaf)

27 The USN Ford has moved from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea. The Bush is almost in the Gulf.

I think it's on like Donkey Kong. I do suspect the IRGC will say ok we are going just as the ceasefire expires. I'm mixed about this because I think it's a delay tactic, but never like knowing the innocents will die, especially with Iran just sending missiles every which way like an unmanned firehose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 02:25 PM (n5tGW)

28 #20
You just picked Megan Markle
Goodluck!

Posted by: Amartel at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (otvi3)

29 "You've been reading and writing about Tucker and that's bound to hurt your brain."

The abyss has stared back.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (cS1cw)

30 Trump needs a deal, he's got a week to wrap this up.

Or have it hung around his neck.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

31 I like what I've heard called the " mow the lawn " strategy. We don't have to do anything immediately. We can come back anytime and do some more damage when necessary. They're not making any nukes or long-range missiles anytime soon.

Posted by: SSN 637, 686 at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (2SkqL)

32 Trump can press his deal in his ass. He needs to finish them off and finish this bullshit once and for all. Leaving the smallest piece of Iran intact is just kicking the can down the road. Its definitely now a longer road, but its a still a road. He needs to break it off in their ass and make them extinct.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 02:27 PM (snZF9)

33 I think Iran misreads Trump and ace does too. It’s not that he’s not bullheaded that he’ll follow through, it’s because he knows he has to demonstrate he’s not bluffing. I expect a truncated bridge and power plant strike, not all of them (at first) but a significant demonstration.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 21, 2026 02:27 PM (tRlHM)

34
I would pay good money to see that.
Posted by: pookysgirl

===============

It might be risky for negotiations, but a reporter could always ask.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:27 PM (n7rxJ)

35 If Iran loses all of their oil handling and exporting infrastructure it wont matter what they want to do.

Posted by: Kestrel.986 at April 21, 2026 02:27 PM (wyl5F)

36 I was told a story of what happened in China after the CCP took over...
The CCP lined up the entire family of the landowner, and starting at one end, asked where they were hiding their gold and other treasures. The first guy didn't talk, so they shot him dead. They asked the next guy, and he wouldn't talk, so they shot him dead too. Eventually they found someone who was willing to spill the beans.

Iran is the same thing. Keep killing their leaders until you find one willing to do what you want them to do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

37 PDT announces one carrier battle group will remain to enforce the blockade.In addition, the Coasties are called in, putting them under Department of War and then being funded (see, a two fer). Then announces Operation Patience. Every night at 1905 Eastern he will draw a slip of paper from a fishbowl with The Target and the Buffs go in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 02:28 PM (gm9Sb)

38 >>Boots on the ground in Iran with Kurdish troops from the north and Iran will fold in weeks like Iraq

Tom Servo is right, but if the Kurds look like they are going to gain much control, and if it looks like they will declare an independent Kurdistan, the Turks will intervene.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 21, 2026 02:28 PM (NcvvS)

39 I think one thing we have learned here is that the desire for regime change within Iran is not strong and deep enough to make it happen. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (CNl8/)

40 April bomb showers
bring May rubble

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

41 >>>You've been reading and writing about Tucker and that's bound to hurt your brain.

I'm just looking at Trump, really. He's the one constantly talking about a deal, not Iran.

>>>I don't remember Trump campaigning on any of this. I must have missed that day.

You don't remember him saying "Iran must never be allowed to have a nuclear bomb" and ending Obama's give-Iran-a-nuke deal? Really? Do you not watch or read news?

I'm so tired of this. You people live in a thick ideological left-wing bubble that cannot be penetrated by a single fact.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

42
Back to basics, but I thought the blockade was going to bring Iran to its knees. Losses of $435mm/day if no oil gets out of its ports.

What happened to that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)

43 That's ok Iranian negotiating team, stay home. We'll send you fruit baskets to your homes. Or jdammed 100lb bombs. It's all good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (gu0hJ)

44 I don’t think Iran is capable of negotiating. One of the requirements for any negotiation is “good faith”. This is one of those times I wish the control conspiracies were correct and we could get another ME country to say they have had enough and have them be the ones arming the Iranians to take back their country or to escalate the war tactics. The fact we are not united and we have democrats giving legitimacy to opposing the war effort - not just a few lunatics - is really harming us here.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)

45 >>>35 If Iran loses all of their oil handling and exporting infrastructure it wont matter what they want to do.

yes I imagine that's right, but that would take at least a month or two, and Trump sure sounds like he's done and just wants Iran to "agree to a deal" so he can declare victory and go home.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2026 02:31 PM (1wjle)

46 I see a lot of commenters not factoring in how soft the Us has become.

When the hammer falls, no one will be able to say credibly, "He didn't give them a chance for peace". We are not a rational nation anymore. "Forever War" uttered in the first three weeks.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 21, 2026 02:31 PM (cS1cw)

47 42
Back to basics, but I thought the blockade was going to bring Iran to its knees. Losses of $435mm/day if no oil gets out of its ports.

What happened to that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)

They are indeed cut off from most of their revenues. That's a slower collapse until soldiers stop getting paid however.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:31 PM (okun6)

48 44 I don’t think Iran is capable of negotiating. One of the requirements for any negotiation is “good faith”.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (Wmg4n)

Is it, though? Ideally, but a "requirement"?

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:32 PM (YbTYS)

49 >>Back to basics, but I thought the blockade was going to bring Iran to its knees. Losses of $435mm/day if no oil gets out of its ports.

>What happened to that?


It has been a week.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (ytyaf)

50 That's ok Iranian negotiating team, stay home. We'll send you fruit baskets to your homes. Or jdammed 100lb bombs. It's all good
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

maybe some tuna cans in the fruit basket, too.
*grins*

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

51 Has the Bat Signal been given to the unwashed masses to rise up, kill their religious overseers and open Wally Worlds and Taco Bells on every street corner and stop sheltering in place?

No, not in Iran, in New York City!

Posted by: Why We Fight 2026 at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (79nfv)

52 The Iranians understand contracts. They just don't honor them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (4NO2D)

53 Every time Trump mentions an impending deal, he's pouring water into the fractures in Iranian Leadership (as it is).

Give it time, people.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (ytyaf)

54 >>Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?

I had a lot of optimism that this would be over quickly when the entire leadership structure of the regime was eliminated within 2 days of the war starting - but clearly the Iranians that want freedom were all massacred.

I'm not in favor of "nation building" again. I don't think it would necessarily be the same as it was in Iraq and Afghanistan but at this point I'm not willing to take that chance.

I also don't think the blockade will work long term. Supposedly 26 "ships" have already broken through the blockade but that wasn't verified.

We'll see what happens. I'm trying to suppress my own inner eeyore but alas, it's tough to really see how this turns out the way we want.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (WYStd)

55 Deal or no deal.
I'll pick brunette #27 in the short dress and high heels.
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (v0R5T)


That's the standard uniform on Deal or no Deal.
I'm surprised that no tubby-advocate group hasn't forced a few whales and uggos onto the podium. Mebbe a dude in a dress.
You just know all the lowest dollar amounts will be in the hands of the people nobody wants to pick.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (zafwz)

56 I will say it again:

I think the whole Iran conflict is a master class in how to deal with a borderline-personality disorder girlfriend.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

57 That's ok Iranian negotiating team, stay home. We'll send you fruit baskets to your homes. Or jdammed 100lb bombs. It's all good
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

maybe some tuna cans in the fruit basket, too.
*grins*
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

We have an assortment of quality gift baskets.

Posted by: Ace Tomato Company at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (wVcYX)

58 "Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?"
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I do not.

I believe Iran thinks, with good reason, that they just have to hold on until either January of 2027 with a new, democrat led congress or at worst, January 2029 and the likelihood (in their opinion) that we'll have a democrat president who will go back to appeasement. Appeasement and kowtowing will continue at least until either Tel Aviv or an American city, or both, are incinerated. Even then, I don't think we'd dare respond in kind and risk a nuclear exchange with Iran's allies Russia or China.

Unless Trump can rip this out by the roots and salt the ground so it never takes hold again, we'll face the possibility of an American city being nuked by Iran.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (QGaXH)

59 Watching live Argentina's President Milei lighting a torch at Jerusalem's Mt. Herzl ceremony for the start of Israel's Independence Day celebrations.

What a pal! What a pal! What a pal!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (1o8D5)

60 Just making more and more extravagant threats isn't changing Iran's posture.
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Yeah, at some point, you have to carry through on the threat, even if it makes you feel bad.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (vSvIl)

61 BiNO!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (W2Pud)

62 I have a really, really bad feeling about this.

My negative Nancy side says that Trump was all bluster and just slinks away shouting that "We won!" Over Truth Social into the void. Regime in place, no deal and the Straight with a pittance of traffic moving through. Gas prices above 4 persist until the mid terms will mean we lose both houses and that's it. Trump will have lost all credibility on the global stage and will be finished at home.

Positive side says Trump goes for the jugular. Negotiations were theater to set up the big play. A massive sustained attack takes place. Israel moves to finish off Hezzy in S Lebanon and helps out over Iran....shattered totally, then we see what the IRGC thinks. This is the way, have to finish this or what was the point?

Posted by: GigantorX at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (I5fLw)

63 I'm so tired of this. You people live in a thick ideological left-wing bubble that cannot be penetrated by a single fact.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

Ace, these are the same people who are so incredibly myopic, they translate America first to America Only. Like somehow we can put a big bubble over us and things that occur internationally will have zero effect or impact on us. As a double layer of security, we should dig a big hole and stick our head in it.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (OoFl2)

64 I'm of the opinion that Iran will absolutely not give its HEU. Push comes to shove, they'll lie about giving it up...but wont.

I'm afraid the only option is to go in and take it. That would mean high casualties.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT)

65 20 I find it peculiar that the U.S. public opinion can have such an unpopular view over an Air war where there's negligile risk to U.S. service personnel. This is a world of difference to the Afghan and Iraq wars. Air wars like this basically are free shots against an enemy.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (xqQi7)

The media.... It's all bad news all the time.. We're losing Iran is winning Not surprised people believe it...Gas is expensive !!!!!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (K88SD)

66 Time to keep hitting yhem, and then continue to hit hem.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (YBtcQ)

67 Trump is under no real pressure to end this short of victory.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)

68 59 Watching live Argentina's President Milei lighting a torch at Jerusalem's Mt. Herzl ceremony for the start of Israel's Independence Day celebrations.

What a pal! What a pal! What a pal!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (1o8D5)

He proves he's a lapdog of the Jewish conspiracy to rule the world!

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarson at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

69 I also don't think the blockade will work long term. Supposedly 26 "ships" have already broken through the blockade but that wasn't verified.

We'll see what happens. I'm trying to suppress my own inner eeyore but alas, it's tough to really see how this turns out the way we want.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (WYStd)

The US is not intercepting ships that are not traveling to or from Iran, the blockade is on Iran only. Nothing of significant size is capable of actually sneaking past a blockade.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (okun6)

70 I just assumed the Bridge and Power Plant stuff was misdirection. Tell them you'll hit power plants while hitting leadership, etc. Otherwise I expect human shields, voluntary or otherwise.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (w/O5Q)

71 Someone tell DJT that sometimes, there just isn't a deal to be made.

He's going to have to follow through with his threats eventually, because at this point the IRGC is just sitting back and daring him to do it.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (iXqHn)

72 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (W2Pud)

73 except so far it looks like the 15 or however many different Kurdish groups would rather fight each other than fight Iran.
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Iran is apparently worried enough that they've been droning some of the Kurds during the "ceasefire."

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (vSvIl)

74 That's a slower collapse until soldiers stop getting paid however.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:31 PM (okun6)

Assuming those soldiers fight because they're getting paid and not for a religious or nationalistic higher purpose.

There's more than one way to "pay" barbaric 7th century savages that doesn't involve currency.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (WYStd)

75 Iran will head for the powder room and then march out the front door, leaving our "negotiators" sitting at the table.

Take out every road bridge, railroad bridge within 20 miles of the center of Tehran, and every single power plant. Let the Iranians figure it out.

If 72 hours passes by without a deal, do the same for Qom, Isfaharan, etc.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 02:38 PM (rj6Yv)

76 What about the price of eggs?!

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:38 PM (4NO2D)

77 Hard to tell much for real, from my armchair. But it looks like Trump will continue heavy bombing of bridges and power stations, and various IRGC sites. That and the cutting off of ships (oil out, weapons and components in) should be a powerful blow.

The "Persians" protested but ultimately supported The Evil Regime for decades, so if they have it a little rough for a year or five, so be it. Once all the caves and tunnels are bombed shut or blown up, any ability to wage war will diminish greatly.

How actual Regime Change happens, idk. There are various alternate powers that be in Iran, and I can't figure out who is who in that crowd. Would be great if the key IRGC just took their gold and cash and ran away ... not sure where they'd go.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 02:38 PM (vbXSk)

78 Ukraine says it is making 7 million drones in calendar 2026. Using layered drone networks with Starlink and AI they have been able to slow the Russian invasion to a very costly crawl.

Iranian drones and missiles have managed to do damage to some very, very expensive US systems. If nothing else I hope the Pentagon has awoken to the notion that "many and cheap" is something we need in addition to "few and expensive" on the modern battlefield, which is a lesson they should have been learning from the Ukraine battlefield.

Iran still has lots of drones and missiles protected in deep mountain bunkers. If they peek their noses out we can hit them, but not actually destroy all the bunkers.

I don't see how we accomplish what we need without real regime change from an uprising. Since the population is unarmed, what we need is a huge number of cheap drones to (1) take out the Basij and any regime resistance throughout the country and (2) control the missile and drone bunkers.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 02:38 PM (r3hkP)

79 53 Every time Trump mentions an impending deal, he's pouring water into the fractures in Iranian Leadership (as it is).

Give it time, people.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:34 PM (ytyaf)

Hoping you are right.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:38 PM (YbTYS)

80 I had this idea last night that I think may work, so I'm feeling more optimistic. If we have an EMP weapon, we could disable their power plants and bridges (some semis on the bridge and anyone who tries to remove them) without sending them back to the stone age where Iraq was in that debacle.

Posted by: Zach John Galt at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (CweWu)

81 If Trump doesn't follow through with bombing the shit out of their infrastructure it's going to affect his credibility everywhere. In order for the madman theory to work the madman has to appear every now and then.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (CNl8/)

82 He proves he's a lapdog of the Jewish conspiracy to rule the world!

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarson at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (ynpvh)
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Still waiting for my monthly cabal check to come in the mail.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (1o8D5)

83 You would think, after 90 years of evidence, it would be clear air power alone cannot win a war.

In no way diminishing what's been done...but where's the finisher?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (OUMaO)

84 Find an IRGC compound with men, women & children.


And flatten the fucking thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (8YpvS)

85
The Iranians in 2026 are like the Japanese in 1945. The "official" government wants peace but the armed forces (or the IRGC) wants to fight on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (tgvbd)

86 Is it, though? Ideally, but a "requirement"?
Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02

Yes, it is. It is the tenant behind a negotiation- both sides want to get to an outcome. That outcome may be different and may require give and take, it in the end, when the agreement is there, both sides live by it - the good and the bad. Otherwise, how do you get there?

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (OoFl2)

87 Someone tell DJT that sometimes, there just isn't a deal to be made.
......

Deal or no...BOOMBA

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (v0R5T)

88 This war would be over in 15 minutes if we bombed the NYT and Washington Post instead of Tehran.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9skt)

89 No.

Posted by: M Gaga at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (zRgvQ)

90 The US is not intercepting ships that are not traveling to or from Iran, the blockade is on Iran only. Nothing of significant size is capable of actually sneaking past a blockade.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (okun6)

I understand that we're not stopping all ships, but apparently these "ships" made it through to or from Iranian ports.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (WYStd)

91 If nothing else I hope the Pentagon has awoken to the notion that "many and cheap" is something we need in addition to "few and expensive" on the modern battlefield, which is a lesson they should have been learning from the Ukraine battlefield.

"Many and cheap" doesn't get the brass cushy board seats after retirement. "Few and expensive" does.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 02:41 PM (OUMaO)

92 These are death-cult folks. They'll take the hit.

They want to go back to the 8yh century. Its not a big deal to them.

And I would imagine Kargh Island is mined to the hilt with explosives.

When 1 USD equals 42,000 Iranian Rials, economics is no longer relevant to those in charge.

They ain't gonna die because they have the guns and they ain't gonna starve because they have the guns.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 21, 2026 02:41 PM (LyPw2)

93 81 If Trump doesn't follow through with bombing the shit out of their infrastructure it's going to affect his credibility everywhere. In order for the madman theory to work the madman has to appear every now and then.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (CNl8/)
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At least he's been building up our military presence during the ceasefire. We'll have three carrier groups on location when/if the shooting resumes.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 02:41 PM (G0vdT)

94 >>Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?

The whole strategy and maneuver of this conflict makes me think there are some very twisty minds doing the planning, and are happy to make the various remnants of the "mosaic defense" start fighting.
Iran was known to be deeply "siloed" and this was seen as their greatest strength since if you broke one cell, the others could continue to fight on - Unlike the top down Bolivarian structure in Venezuela. We seem to have destroyed the coordination between the heads of each cell (thanks to the Israelis' intel) and since the only coordination came from the trust between the heads, the ability to coordinate is also borked.
It is going to be a waiting game punctuated by nasty shocks to see if the IRGC runs out of money, the Iranians run out of patience for failure, or the US Midterms demand a resolution.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (rbvCR)

95 Of course.

But after all, who's in charge? Really. And so it looks like they've taken a tip from the Autopen POTato administration.

>Sunday, Apr 19, 2026, 'What it would take for the U.S. to secure Iran's highly enriched uranium | 60 Minutes (YouTube)

The fate of the Iran war centers on highly enriched uranium, an essential ingredient for nuclear weapons. A post-Soviet-era operation that could inform a U.S. recovery mission in Iran.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (NFX2v)

96 90 The US is not intercepting ships that are not traveling to or from Iran, the blockade is on Iran only. Nothing of significant size is capable of actually sneaking past a blockade.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (okun6)

I understand that we're not stopping all ships, but apparently these "ships" made it through to or from Iranian ports.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (WYStd)

I'd question the reporting, cargo ships are large and slow.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (okun6)

97
The general trends of the world have not been advantageous to Iran. Or Cuba or Venezuela.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (tgvbd)

98 Ace, I think your take on the negotiations is rational, but I think you are unduly pessimistic, especially since the Mullahs and the IRGC have never dealt with any Western power that followed through on threats of violence. They have always been able to delay and bullsh*t around until they got what they wanted. But not this time.

The chaos is in their minds as well as in Trump's behavior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (n9ltV)

99 Trump is under no real pressure to end this short of victory.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)
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Except at least a Continuation resolution from Congress in 7 days, when the 60 days is up.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

100 Well. The blockade just went long term. VERY long term.

Lady Graham is having warmonger fever dreams contemplating all the possibilities for armed confrontation

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (DlgFG)

101 ***Trump to just walk away from the war without actually forcing them to come to terms or to abandon power.

And they're probably right, unfortunately.
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Or just the opposite.
People will see that Trump has gone the extra mile Islamists continue to murder their citizens. When Trump makes his case to the American public rancid, murderous, Islam will have no leg to stand on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (YvvFZ)

102 Here's my optimistic take:

Yes, one needs boots on the ground to win a war. But they don't need to be American boots.

Estimates are that up to 70% of the iranian population hates the Mullahs and wants them booted out, especially with the younger/college-age generation, where anti-theocracy sentiment is closer nton 80%-90%. That's a LOT of potential "resistance fighters" ready to get violent to overthrow the mullahs.

'But for some reason, aside from a few scattered reports, there still is no mass uprising.

I can only assume that Team Trump is in communication with some of the "leaders" of the "resistance," and that at some point, he's gong to say "It's Go Time" -- that a massive U.S. aerial campaign will coincide with a massive armed uprising internally. And I assume that the U.S. and Israelis are helping to arm the rebels.

It might be bloody, and it might take linger than we;'d want, but I still think the mullahs will be overthrown before trump's term is out, with minimal to zero U.S. fatalities.

Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Av6i5)

103 A nationally known activist who has worked with some of the biggest names in Democrat politics has experienced a horror no human being should have to endure and is now merely fighting to survive.

As KABC reported, a mother was killed and her daughter was injured following a stabbing attack inside a Burbank, California home.

... didn't Gavin Newsom require registration of all knives ?

The legislature will now probably ban all forks, except for The French Laundry

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

104 I believe the 26 ships has been debunked as Iranian propaganda

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (tRlHM)

105 86 Is it, though? Ideally, but a "requirement"?
Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02

Yes, it is. It is the tenant behind a negotiation- both sides want to get to an outcome. That outcome may be different and may require give and take, it in the end, when the agreement is there, both sides live by it - the good and the bad. Otherwise, how do you get there?
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:39 PM (OoFl2)

With settlements imposed by outside parties, like the Nuremberg Committee?

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (YbTYS)

106 My opinion is it's a no win situation, walk away and declare victory. What possible incentive do these people have to offer an unconditional surrender? power plants getting blown up? You're not dealing with rational people here.

Maybe the cowardly Iranian men will finally overthrow the regime themselves, but I doubt it.

I dont want a multi-trillion dollar war here, I'm still sour about Iraq and Trump will not fare well in a conflict like that.

I dont know what to do about Hormuz, rest of the world seems eager to pay it and think Iran deserves the tribute.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (eIzlH)

107 >> And they're probably right, unfortunately.

Iranian leadership if fractured. Civilians want a deal. IRGC has the guns. IRGC is about to have less guns, and less people including their leader.

CiNC has tried to exploit that gap without firing a shot. That’s just not possible while the military leadership remains in place.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (IfQzb)

108 There is only one way to deal with fanatics, kick the ever loving $hit out of them and make them cry uncle. A lesson we seem to have forgotten from fighting the Japanese in the Pacific in WWII.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (0N4FZ)

109 There's more than one way to "pay" barbaric 7th century savages that doesn't involve currency.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (WYStd)


We know.

Posted by: Goats who shouldn't be wearing lipstick at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (zafwz)

110 Ace, don't agree with me...

Trump has to make them want a deal. Right now, the Iranians in charge don't. So, he needs to figure out what will make them want that.

Or the Iranian people need to rise up and say no more.

Trump was hoping #2 would happen by now. It hasn't. And he still can't find the answer on #1.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

111 92 These are death-cult folks. They'll take the hit.

They want to go back to the 8yh century. Its not a big deal to them.

And I would imagine Kargh Island is mined to the hilt with explosives.

When 1 USD equals 42,000 Iranian Rials, economics is no longer relevant to those in charge.

They ain't gonna die because they have the guns and they ain't gonna starve because they have the guns.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 21, 2026 02:41 PM (LyPw2)

Iran depends on food for imports. Unless they're hiding out in rural areas, cutting their logistics becomes a problem for them in a couple months.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (okun6)

112 The Kurds blew their opportunity to help and seem content to sit back and let the US degrade Iran as much as possible before acting in their own interests. The Iranian people are basically helpless and relying on Twitter influencers.

I think the two week pause was a minor error but doesn’t change the fact that we can’t kill enough bad guys from the air.

There is one operation that is possible. Send in the marines to get the nuclear dust. Risky. But with air cover and no other signs of invasion, they may just let us do it. Win win. Trump claims a legitimate W. Objectives met. See you in 10 years.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (EQ65/)

113 The bad - I'm starting to think that Trump's threat to blow up bridges and power stations was always just a big bluff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (rGqqI)

Trump can't afford to bluff, not now. He needs to hit the infrastructure, wipe out what remains of their armed forces, and continue eliminating their leadership on a catch-as-catch-can basis to keep them afraid for their personal safety, and arm Iran's people. None of this will work without a viable homegrown resistance to the regime.

Posted by: troyriser at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (DPeYO)

114 70 I just assumed the Bridge and Power Plant stuff was misdirection. Tell them you'll hit power plants while hitting leadership, etc. Otherwise I expect human shields, voluntary or otherwise.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (w/O5Q)

A question that's been on my mind regarding bombing bridges and power plants - why not avoid hitting the actual plant or bridge and just destroy the roads and transmission lines connecting them to the outside? Yes - they can easily be rebuilt - but I believe we can easily keep that from happening until we say it's ok.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (QGaXH)

115 >>>Trump has warned that "lots of bombs" will "start going off"
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And maintain that siege line.
Extend the siege, no trains, planes or trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (YvvFZ)

116
Don Don says, "These fellows, they won't listen to reason."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (tgvbd)

117 the armed forces (or the IRGC) wants to fight on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Agree. The IRGC is layered into the economy - construction, energy, telco, etc. Not just a fighting force. They have a level of financial independence from the State.

Posted by: scampydog at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (2bFN5)

118 104 I believe the 26 ships has been debunked as Iranian propaganda
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (tRlHM)

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
54m
Ships are not “blowing past the US blockade,” Adam. That’s already been debunked.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (YbTYS)

119 90 The US is not intercepting ships that are not traveling to or from Iran, the blockade is on Iran only. Nothing of significant size is capable of actually sneaking past a blockade.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:36 PM (okun6)

I understand that we're not stopping all ships, but apparently these "ships" made it through to or from Iranian ports.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (WYStd)

I'd question the reporting, cargo ships are large and slow.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:42 PM (okun6)

Yeah… this is the US Navy we’re talking about. No way in hell that any cargo ships are getting through unless we allow it. And we’re not allowing ships in or out of Iranian ports. They’re squeezed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (xT8gx)

120 Pakistan city hierarchy in descending order:

Jalalabad
Islamabad
Superstinkybad
Reallyreallybad
Ohmygoditsbad

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (2Ez/1)

121 BREAKING: An illegal alien in Virginia, who sexuaIIy assauIted 9 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS by groping them in the school hallways, has been sentenced to ONLY 180 DAYS in jail

This is INSANE. That's under 20 DAYS per girl he groped

ICE needs to grab him OUTSIDE THE JAIL and DEPORT HIM

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

122 110 Ace, don't agree with me...

Trump has to make them want a deal. Right now, the Iranians in charge don't. So, he needs to figure out what will make them want that.

Or the Iranian people need to rise up and say no more.

Trump was hoping #2 would happen by now. It hasn't. And he still can't find the answer on #1.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

If our goal is merely to stop their nuclear program, maintaining the blockade or destroying their oil infrastructure would be sufficient. The US does not actually need a deal or for Iran to be a functioning country on the other side of this to achieve its objectives.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (okun6)

123 >> I understand that we're not stopping all ships, but apparently these "ships" made it through to or from Iranian ports.


Absolute, Unmitigated bullshit.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (IfQzb)

124 Iranian State TV has just announced that Chris Murphy has surrendered Connecticut to the IRGC.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (03/BH)

125
ICE needs to grab him OUTSIDE THE JAIL and DEPORT HIM
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

It's Virginia... Not gonna happen...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (K88SD)

126
I've feared from the start that there is just no way to truly win a war without some ground component -- you have to literally blow their heads off and hang them from street-lamps -- and without an armed civilian overthrow, I'm thinking this war ends in a stalemate. Lots of damage inflicted on the mullocracy -- but the mullahs left in place to rebuild.




From the beginnings of Air Power, this has been the dilemma. Air power alone won't win a war, no matter what Douhet and every other air power theorist thought.

Ironically, we're probably closer to that total Air dominance paradigm now than we've ever been in history. The way to win is to keep shooting the IRGC and mullahs in the face with bombs and drones so that the Persian people can become the ground troops who defeat the mohammedan fanatics. It's still a gamble though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (y9nCu)

127 Also note what I call The Paper Tiger Effect.

The power and efficacy of foreign rpressive militaries is often vastly over-stated and over-estimated. The SEEM brutal and in-control, until suddenly their grip is broken and the world sees just how lame, pitiful and incompetent the bad guys were all along.

Remember how Saddam Hussein's military was dubbed "the most powerful in the Middle East," until they collapsed within 48 hours? Yeah, that. ame has been true in conflicts and revolutions through history. And I think think it's true of the IRGC -- they're just paper tigers.

Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (Av6i5)

128 Oh, and the next time Iran pleas for negotiations, tell them we will meet them in Iceland.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)

129
Iranian State TV has just announced that Chris Murphy has surrendered Connecticut to the IRGC.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (03/BH)

_________

Can they take Massachusetts too?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (tgvbd)

130
With settlements imposed by outside parties, like the Nuremberg Committee?
Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM

That was after a surrender.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)

131 Vance's Pakistan Trip 'On Hold' After Iran Demands Lifting Blockade Of Its Ports, Talks Appear Off

Islamabad meanwhile urges 2-week extension of ceasefire

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (RHGPo)

132 >>>Do you have a more optimistic take than I do?

How many of the steps taken have been predicted to date? From my perspective, very few, with little specificity. Point being that right now we have options limited only by public. Many options we probably haven't considered, too. I don't know what Trump and DoW have in store, but I expect them to be novel and largely unanticipated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (6Qbda)

133 I'm going to wait to set my hair on fire.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (4NO2D)

134 Bonchie retweeted
Mark Dubowitz
@mdubowitz
5h

The making of an Iranian info op. Ali Vaez—widely seen as close to the regime (semafor.com/article/02/02/20…—pushes Iranian propaganda claiming 26 ships from Iran’s shadow fleet slipped past U.S. enforcement (the fleet helps fund Hezbollah, Houthis, and Hamas—terror groups that have killed and injured Americans).

Then Senator Chris Murphy calls it “awesome.”

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (YbTYS)

135 The war is already won. Now we are just negotiating over terms for what comes after. It takes very little effort or resources to just blockade them until they are effectively the Houthis, and we can do that indefinitely.

The Arabs are already establishing other ways to get their oil out without needing the strait so each day that passes Iran gets weaker and the US gets stronger. There is no reason to short circuit this process. Iran not negotiating is to our advantage. The longer they are intransigent the better because it does not change the end game.

Posted by: Thatch at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (i0077)

136 Here's the deal.
WWII was played out as 'War is Hell'. Civilian casualties were an acceptable collateral damage. Hitler exceeded that with V-2 rockets striking London indiscriminately as a terrorist act. The allied forces bombing Dresden (civilians be damned), was to dismantle German rail logistics and show to Russia that we could soften resistance to Eastern attack. That was the fundamental inception point that caused Germany to sue for peace.
We, America do not encroach on civilian survivability. That is why how opponents exploit us. They do not give a rip about their own civilians. They use them as shields. That is why we have 10 year wars with a stale mate.
War is Hell. Either you fully commit, or you lose!
It's the same in sports. You don't give your opponent a break.

Posted by: John at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (0DsdP)

137 No Protection From Gulf Shock: World's Biggest Condom Maker Warns Of Price Hikes

"The supply shock is transmitting faster and at a greater magnitude..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

138 Heres is what I heard competent person say regarding the Iran situation, the blockade is successful, economic pressure is enormous, and if it goes on for some more weeks, the internal changes in Iran will become irreversible. CRACK! so we shall see...There is a reason Trump says that he likes his negotiating position. If the ceasefire is over, kinetic and economic pressure will continue, a few bridges will go up in smoke and the irreversible changes will take...not so long. If the (fake) negotiations continue, the economic blockade will still go on, and those changes will still take place. Iran is begging for the blockade to be lifted. That is why the US team is still in the US, since it has become the pre-condition to resuming. Iran totally forgot about Lebanon, lol. They have no cards, as Trump says.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)

139 They want to keep their nuclear program and missiles and remain in power. Trump wants them to want a deal, but they do not.

Because it's not up to them.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (vj4lu)

140 92 These are death-cult folks. They'll take the hit.

They want to go back to the 8yh century. Its not a big deal to them.

And I would imagine Kargh Island is mined to the hilt with explosives.

When 1 USD equals 42,000 Iranian Rials, economics is no longer relevant to those in charge.

They ain't gonna die because they have the guns and they ain't gonna starve because they have the guns.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
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Easy enough. Blow up Kharg Island oil exporting facilities. That pretty much ends Iran being able to export oil which directly hits the regime in finances but leaves the power on for Iranians for now.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (E4rtv)

141 130 With settlements imposed by outside parties, like the Nuremberg Committee?
Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM

That was after a surrender.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)

Yes.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (YbTYS)

142 Reward for a criminal on the run.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8d2j7b

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Just bait a trap with Snickers bars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (ndZc7)

143 We're in a strange world where decisively winning a war doesn't seem to be possible anymore.

The United States has technological prowess generations beyond anything any other nation can produce. But we do not have the willpower to use it to its maximum effect (wiping out entire populations because we can).

On the other hand, the Iranians have NO PROBLEM wiping out entire countries, but they lack the technology to do it.

It's a very odd situation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 02:50 PM (gnNyN)

144 135 The war is already won. Now we are just negotiating over terms for what comes after. It takes very little effort or resources to just blockade them until they are effectively the Houthis, and we can do that indefinitely.

The Arabs are already establishing other ways to get their oil out without needing the strait so each day that passes Iran gets weaker and the US gets stronger. There is no reason to short circuit this process. Iran not negotiating is to our advantage. The longer they are intransigent the better because it does not change the end game.
Posted by: Thatch at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (i0077)
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The war is not won until the HEU is out of country.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 02:50 PM (G0vdT)

145 Last I heard, Persians have evacuating from Teheran since Saturday.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)

146 From the beginnings of Air Power, this has been the dilemma. Air power alone won't win a war, no matter what Douhet and every other air power theorist thought.

Ironically, we're probably closer to that total Air dominance paradigm now than we've ever been in history. The way to win is to keep shooting the IRGC and mullahs in the face with bombs and drones so that the Persian people can become the ground troops who defeat the mohammedan fanatics. It's still a gamble though.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (y9nCu)

Has everyone forgotten…. Air power alone forced the Japanese surrender in WW II. A few nukes was all it took… no boots on the ground to take the sacred home island. That’s a pretty significant exception to the well known rule….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:50 PM (xT8gx)

147 122 110 Ace, don't agree with me...

Trump has to make them want a deal. Right now, the Iranians in charge don't. So, he needs to figure out what will make them want that.

Or the Iranian people need to rise up and say no more.

Trump was hoping #2 would happen by now. It hasn't. And he still can't find the answer on #1.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

If our goal is merely to stop their nuclear program, maintaining the blockade or destroying their oil infrastructure would be sufficient. The US does not actually need a deal or for Iran to be a functioning country on the other side of this to achieve its objectives.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (okun6)

As Ace said, Trump WANTS a deal...no, he doesn't need one, but b/c he's been selling a deal, he won't feel happy if he doesn't get one...or an Iranian rise up...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (tOcjL)

148 >> From the beginnings of Air Power, this has been the dilemma. Air power alone won't win a war, no matter what Douhet and every other air power theorist thought.

The theory about air power relies on essentially brining civilization to a halt. That means unrelenting, unceasing targeting of everything from infrastructure to food supplies. It’s the apocalypse by Air Force. I dare say that’s never been tried. We get into these things with a limited target package and then expect people to fold without brining the real pain. That type of limited air war will fail most times because of execution and ultimately a will to carry out total war.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (IfQzb)

149
The Iranians aren't used to be sent back to the stone age. Let them live without electricity, gas, water, or Wi-Fi for a few weeks.

Bombs-away

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (IifOV)

150 It's just very obvious to the world (and to the Iranians) that $6 gas is a pressure point Trump can't tolerate politically, so if I'm being intellectually honest, the Iranians were smart to just create economic terrorism. They just wait him out.

If you're opponent knows youre not willing to really fight a proper war, they aren't going to surrender to anything. It's also obvious because Trump says it over and over, he wants this over quickly.

To me it's either invade with ground troops and secure Hormuz or walk away. It depends on the day you ask me.

My heart wants to see a real regime change in Iran and the gloves taken off, my head tells me this would politically be a death knell for Trump and the GOP to do it right.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (eIzlH)

151 The allied forces bombing Dresden (civilians be damned), was to dismantle German rail logistics and show to Russia that we could soften resistance to Eastern attack. That was the fundamental inception point that caused Germany to sue for peace.

They sued for peace when Berlin fell to the Russians and Der Fuhrer killed himself.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (4NO2D)

152 >>Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (Av6i5)


"Just wait until our soldiers meet the Elite Republican Guard!" - 90s Talking Head

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (ytyaf)

153 Nobody's mentioned the War Powers Act. The 60-day "limit" is approaching. Congress has to vote to extend it.....will they?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (AFztM)

154 It's possible that the Right wing will find themselves yelling "TACO!" I hope not.

It's possible that a sustained blockade will precipitate the collapse of the regime. That would require our military presence, but is not "boots on the ground."

It's possible that a sustained blockade will be too boring for the TDS media to sustain their campaign of "get Trump."

It's possible that Trump & Co are working to reestablish arms smuggling to the Iranians, in which the Kurds - or anybody - can intercept them.

It's possible that specific targeting of the IRGC, whether by the US or more likely by Israel, will accelerate the collapse of the regime.

It's possible that this whole thing could be resolved without necessarily resorting to US "kinetic action."

I guess I'm more optimistic than is DE Ace.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (bufu1)

155 That was after a surrender.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (Wmg4n)

Yes.
Posted by: m at April 21

That really isn’t a negotiation like what we are talking about here, that is implementation of what the winners want.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Wmg4n)

156 129.

The one-sided campaign continues to stack up wins in the Northeast. New York, New Jersey, Assachusetts and a bunch of other tiny Costco parking-lot-sized faggoty states are expected to surrender to the awe-inspiring IRGC bulls servicing the wives of liberal "men".

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (03/BH)

157 I’ll add. I think Trump could do power plants and bridges and walk away with no repercussions for the mid terms. Let the IRGC charge a toll in the straight. India and China are basically paying it then. The market sorts that out in weeks.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (EQ65/)

158 Tousi has a more optimistic take on this than I do, stating that this is just a "desperate" tactic by Iran to show that they're the ones in charge. But... if one person wants to negotiate and you refuse, you are in charge, at least on the question of whether negotiations will happen.

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The IRGC can no longer import dollars or wan.

It has to rely on the rial.

It can't hold out for a month with the blockade of Iranian ports. There aren't nearly enough imports from other areas to make up for it.

And the blockade can last a lot longer than the IRGC will be able to feed its minions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 02:53 PM (O35xg)

159 Cue up Fat Man and Little Boy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 02:53 PM (JTLUe)

160 M - that is like arbitration versus mediation. Mediation contemplates you have something you are willing to give up. Arbitration is saying you are right and want a third party to agree with you on it.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:53 PM (Wmg4n)

161 You cannot win a regime change war from the air as you run out of legitimate military targets and the Mullah's and controlling regime have a near endless supply of lunatics who want to be the next Mullah and in control of the regime.

The people are unarmed so they have no ability to effect regime change from the ground.

You can't destroy critical infrastructure because then you create a humanitarian crisis, plus we eventually want Iranian oil to flood the market to lower the prie of oil generally.

The ME has been a quagmire for centuries, it's never not going to be a quagmire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

162 >>>Stop all Iranian bound ships and destroy any concentrations of Iranian forces. Then let simmer for six months.
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I like that. Loiter at the blockade. Send a couple of sorties out every day and blow something of opportunity up (not civilian centric).
Also, no planes, trains or trucks in or out bound.
Total Siege.

Step two is take their oil. Let China, India and the EU buy it from us at market rates.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (YvvFZ)

163 >>Nobody's mentioned the War Powers Act. The 60-day "limit" is approaching. Congress has to vote to extend it....


It's been mentioned.

It's also a toothless act that has been widely ignored since its inception.

See: Obama in Libya.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (ytyaf)

164 Absolute, Unmitigated bullshit.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 02:46 PM (IfQzb)

Fair enough.

In the fog of war, who knows what is real. I figured when Chris fucking Murphy commented on it, he wasn't falling for fake news.

I should have known better (I did in fact ask if this was BS propaganda on the Instapundit thread).

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (WYStd)

165
I hope the Administration has an answer to the question: what if Iran refuses to behave rationally?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

166 Easy enough. Blow up Kharg Island oil exporting facilities. That pretty much ends Iran being able to export oil which directly hits the regime in finances but leaves the power on for Iranians for now.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 02:49 PM (E4rtv)
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Iran can't export oil, now, except to Russia via the Caspian Sea.

Bombing the powerplants means the end of water distribution and sewage treatment. You want Iranians at each others throats? That's what you do.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

167 I she's trump happy ended right cannot if 7 times? worst!

Posted by: UA113 at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (cz34i)

168 I think everyone has decided to simply wait Trump out. He will be a lame duck soon and the GOPe is ready to go back to business as usual.
The hysteria about Trump was for the base. The bigwigs never sweated over him.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (sStKZ)

169 23 Iran has to be made an offer they can't refuse...time to start paring down the next levels of military and political leaders...
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The eyes and ears have been busy detecting their network. Bet there are some very tempting targets.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (FmapG)

170 160 M - that is like arbitration versus mediation. Mediation contemplates you have something you are willing to give up. Arbitration is saying you are right and want a third party to agree with you on it.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 02:53 PM (Wmg4n)

I hear you.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (YbTYS)

171 Didn't Trump also promise a 50% tariff on China if they were caught delivering weapons to Iran? That's how I remember it ... weapons or things that are used to produce weapons, I assume.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (vbXSk)

172 You can't destroy critical infrastructure because then you create a humanitarian crisis, plus we eventually want Iranian oil to flood the market to lower the prie of oil generally.

The ME has been a quagmire for centuries, it's never not going to be a quagmire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Iranian oil production is replaceable, it's transit that's actually the issue.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (okun6)

173 In comes the troll... What took so long ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (K88SD)

174 150 It's just very obvious to the world (and to the Iranians) that $6 gas is a pressure point Trump can't tolerate politically, so if I'm being intellectually honest, the Iranians were smart to just create economic terrorism. They just wait him out.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (eIzlH)

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Oh, what will Trump, who made Venezuela, country with the largest proven oil reserves in the world, a vassal state, do to lower oil prices?

$6 gas is only possible in places like CA and it's unrelated to oil markets.

2/3 of all oil in the Gulf that would have gone out through the strait is being pushed out through pipelines instead. We're producing so much oil, our exports have increased by a million dollars a day.

It's almost like the antebellum reality of having several million barrels oversupply is catching up to reduced traffic from the strait. Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (O35xg)

175 Won't you please send ground troops in and get rid of the IRGC and mullahs for us? [Resumes eating grapes, filing nails.]

Posted by: 90 Million Persian Rugs at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (qUkBO)

176 People expecting Iranians to rise up and overthrow the mullahs fail to see that p3dos like that illegal in Virginia and worse routinely are allowed to come and go safely about their merry way right here in the USA. People are not brave as a rule. They are fat and lazy and will deal with just about anything to avoid violence.

Errbody wants to be big, nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weight.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (03/BH)

177 understand that we're not stopping all ships, but apparently these "ships" made it through to or from Iranian ports.

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if you did deeper where this bs came from you will see that it came from Iranian proxies in the media

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3)

178 163 >>Nobody's mentioned the War Powers Act. The 60-day "limit" is approaching. Congress has to vote to extend it....


It's been mentioned.

It's also a toothless act that has been widely ignored since its inception.

See: Obama in Libya.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 02:54 PM (ytyaf)

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Also, Trump stopped the kinetic action, so a start after the ceasefire would restart the clock (his lawyers will definitely argue).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (O35xg)

179 I see the President shrugging and saying "We made our best and final offer during the ceasefire. Now we''re reloaded and not taking any new offers. This is the path you have chosen."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (wBaIH)

180 My advice to Trump is leave the blockade in place.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (sStKZ)

181 165
I hope the Administration has an answer to the question: what if Iran refuses to behave rationally?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (tgvbd)

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*see 5 weeks of decapitation strikes that happened before the ceasefire for reference*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (O35xg)

182 I am reasonably optimistic, because I think Trump knows what he is doing, and much of what you see in the news is the visible part of his tactics. Remember that Iran has already complained about being fooled twice by Trump.

I suspect we're about to see that happen a third time.

Whether that's right or wrong, I'm content to judge by the ultimate outcome, not the appearances of things during the fog or war.

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2026 02:58 PM (InqhU)

183 It's been mentioned.

It's also a toothless act that has been widely ignored since its inception.

See: Obama in Libya.

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I can see the feckless Republicants in Congress giving Trump problems with it that would never give to a Democrat. Hell, Massie and Paul.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 21, 2026 02:58 PM (AFztM)

184 At some point, Trump and the Crown Prince will call for the revolt.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)

185 On this day in 1986: Geraldo Rivera opens Al Capone's vault on live TV and finds nothing, except great ratings for his spectacle.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

186 108 There is only one way to deal with fanatics, kick the ever loving $hit out of them and make them cry uncle. A lesson we seem to have forgotten from fighting the Japanese in the Pacific in WWII.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 02:44 PM (0N4FZ)

The problem, as I see it, is WWII in the Pacific ended because there was an all-powerful emperor who didn't want to die, wanted what was good for his people and was able to command the military to stand down and surrender and a military willing to obey.

None of those conditions exist in Iran.

I don't see Iran having a rational, all-powerful leader. Even if there is/was an all-powerful leader, he's not rational and thinks death will lead to paradise and his 42 raisins. Ditto for the military (IRGC). It's victory or fight until everyone is dead. Kind of like the Nazi's in Germany. The fight went on until there was nothing left to fight with and no one left to fight.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 21, 2026 03:00 PM (QGaXH)

187 >>> Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete 3: Strokyo Grip at April 21, 2026 02:58 PM (JYLrL)

Eat shit and die, faggot.

Posted by: you're wrong about everything, loser at April 21, 2026 03:00 PM (9vFyc)

188 Iranian oil production is replaceable, it's transit that's actually the issue.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (okun6)
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That doesn't advance the clock for ending Iran's nuclear ambitions.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 03:00 PM (rj6Yv)

189 One caveat to my Eyeore-ism, I still haven't learned patience with Trump and I am still a bit susceptible to doomerism. But the clock is ticking.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 21, 2026 03:00 PM (AFztM)

190 "This conflict was a disaster because of limited traffic on the strait and the 4th guy in charge of the IRGC in the last 6 weeks being obstinate," is a take.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:00 PM (O35xg)

191 I'm fine if we keep going until there is no one to negotiate with.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (vFG9F)

192 184 At some point, Trump and the Crown Prince will call for the revolt.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)

Haven't they already killed like 40,000 'dissidents' in the last few months?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

193 Iran doesn't have months. Their economy is going to go from dumpster fire to cold ashes if the blockade is kept up another month or so. Especially if the bombs start dropping again.

There's also a solution if Trump wants to take the risk. Go all out on bombing the islands and coastal sites and send the Navy to escort tankers through the Strait with continuous air cover. Iran has nothing if the Strait isn't fully shut down.

Posted by: deepelemblues at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (dxkJd)

194 Oh, what will Trump, who made Venezuela, country with the largest proven oil reserves in the world, a vassal state, do to lower oil prices?

$6 gas is only possible in places like CA and it's unrelated to oil markets.

2/3 of all oil in the Gulf that would have gone out through the strait is being pushed out through pipelines instead. We're producing so much oil, our exports have increased by a million dollars a day.

It's almost like the antebellum reality of having several million barrels oversupply is catching up to reduced traffic from the strait. Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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But when? A decade from now?

"Proven" oil reserves doesnt mean you just turn on a spigot.

We have plenty of oil for all our needs produced here, but it's a global commodity. if it goes up dramatically there, it goes up here.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (eIzlH)

195 I knew this would be along shortly ...

CNN's Audie Cornish Pushes Sexism Angle on Trump Cabinet Departures

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

196 I just heard on the radio that some major news organizations are admitting that Iran was literally on the verge of getting 7-10 nukes.


Lunatics aren't allowed to own firearms in the US. Similarly, religious lunatics should not ever be allowed to own nukes. Pretty simple actually.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (28ePU)

197 trolls are losers, they think that getting a crappy VPN makes them matter. no one gives a shit about their Low IQ garbage IRL, so they try to beat up internet blogs. pathetic. no one give a shite about their low IQ garbage anywhere.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)

198 Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't know peckerless pete was banned.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (4NO2D)

199 193 184 At some point, Trump and the Crown Prince will call for the revolt.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)

Haven't they already killed like 40,000 'dissidents' in the last few months?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

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The Islamic Republic's internal position is so strong right now that they imported their Iraqi militias to keep the populace down, all while mid-level and up commanders of the Basij and IRGC are being stabbed in the streets and blown up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (O35xg)

200 A crossover thought from the Gun Thread...

One of the big things we make a point of in discussing use of lethal force in self-defense (e.g., guns) is that you do not take out your gun in the hopes of scaring off the bad guy. You do not take it out presuming that the sight of your gun will unnerve them and they will flee.

You only take your gun out when you feel the need to stop the bad guy with some extreme force and probably kill the guy. You do hope and pray that in the 1/2 second from your draw to the sight picture being aligned and you begin to squeeze the trigger that the bad guy will turn and run. But you didn't draw your gun to achieve that result, you drew it to put large holes in the bad guy's torso and head and any result other than that that ends up saving you is just gravy.

And I think (as you say, Ace) that Trump being oriented on The Deal loses sight of that. He's drawing the gun and talking to the perp, and convincing him to make a deal. When he should just put 2 in the chest, face gets the rest, and walk away.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (mdaV5)

201 =======

The IRGC can no longer import dollars or wan.

It has to rely on the rial.

It can't hold out for a month with the blockade of Iranian ports. There aren't nearly enough imports from other areas to make up for it.

And the blockade can last a lot longer than the IRGC will be able to feed its minions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
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It is time for the Iranian citizens to receive weapons and advice. Israelis knows how to survive there - between our two countries weapons and tactical instruction - hell, (insurrection) that's is all the CIA's been doing this century. Get their asses in there to do something for their country this time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (YvvFZ)

202 Also, Trump stopped the kinetic action, so a start after the ceasefire would restart the clock (his lawyers will definitely argue).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 02:57 PM (O35xg)

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Point.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (AFztM)

203
Eventually the Italians hung Mussolini from a light post. The Iranian youth need to step it up when it's time. Trump/Bibi softened the IRGC up.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (IifOV)

204 200 more to go...

@BillMelugin_ 1h
BREAKING: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (diia5)

205 The more optimistic analysis I've seen recently is that there are multiple entities claiming to be in charge in Iran and that every time Trump announces "Iran" said or agreed to something, they all fight amongst themselves. With bombs and AKs.

Combined with the citizens getting their hands on guns and liquidating IRGC and Bathshi (sp?) security (who then donate more guns when dead) I think it *will* take a while, but it has the potential to be pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (2ocoG)

206 "I figured when Chris fucking Murphy commented on it, he wasn't falling for fake news."

Trusted Chris Murphy...moron status questionable. Possible Fed.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (cS1cw)

207 Errbody wants to be big, nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weight.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (03/BH)


Previously those "heavy ass weights" were lifted by Ivy High Lifts brought in from construction sites.
And for some reason the people who survived those purges don't want to be the next heavy weight to be lifted. For some reason. Like liking breathing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (rbvCR)

208 Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)

I know this is confusing, but I guess you are new around here.

Don't cut and paste trolls!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (n9ltV)

209 195 But when? A decade from now?

"Proven" oil reserves doesnt mean you just turn on a spigot.

We have plenty of oil for all our needs produced here, but it's a global commodity. if it goes up dramatically there, it goes up here.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (eIzlH)

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Now.

Chevron kept their presence in Venezuela just for this, and they've already turned production back on.

US oil is trading at $89 now.

We were promised $200 by Qatar 6 weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (O35xg)

210 War is cruelty. It cannot be refined. -W.T. Sherman
No matter how much we are precise , innocent's die.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (gu0hJ)

211 >> I'm fine if we keep going until there is no one to negotiate with.


This is the way.

Keep killing them and decimating their supply of weapons / industry while crushing their ability to import/export.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (ytyaf)

212
Has everyone forgotten…. Air power alone forced the Japanese surrender in WW II. A few nukes was all it took… no boots on the ground to take the sacred home island. That’s a pretty significant exception to the well known rule….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:50 PM (xT8gx)



I'll grant that exception to the rule. But remember, the vast majority of Japan's ground power had already been destroyed or was trapped in mainland China or on hundreds of scattered Pacific Islands. Destroyed mostly by ground forces in those faraway locales. There was virtually no trained and experienced ground forces left to defend the Home Islands as they were mostly deployed elsewhere.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

213 ‘Benny Johnson Is Gay’: Former Musk Mistress Ashley St Clair's Viral Video Sparks Speculation

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

214 If you don’t want to bring about regime change in the way we’ve done on the past, then you have to thread the needle like we did in Venezuela. You get people to change their behavior by removing the bad actors and convincing whoever is left it’s in their best interests to change course. The challenge is with ideological zealots like the IRGC who continue to keep and enforce power at the point of a gun. You have a lot of people who aren’t motivated by money. They will be the problem and are not dissuaded by watching the people around them get smoked. They’re true believers and we haven’t killed enough of them yet.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (IfQzb)

215 202 It is time for the Iranian citizens to receive weapons and advice. Israelis knows how to survive there - between our two countries weapons and tactical instruction - hell, (insurrection) that's is all the CIA's been doing this century. Get their asses in there to do something for their country this time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (YvvFZ)

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I continue to maintain that the US would be perfectly fine with the Mullahs retaining control.

As long as the head mullah was more concerned with getting peed on by Saudi hookers than keeping nuclear weapons and funding Hezbollah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (O35xg)

216 Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't know peckerless pete was banned.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (4NO2D)

IT"S GOING TO COST YOU!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (GD0B3)

217 Another thing I'd like to see is the international community at least saying "Tsk, tsk" to Iran for blockading an international waterway. Where is the fucking UN or Europe on that?


Nowhere, because it would be seen as an endorsement of Trump. Fuckers all.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (28ePU)

218
But when? A decade from now?

"Proven" oil reserves doesnt mean you just turn on a spigot.

We have plenty of oil for all our needs produced here, but it's a global commodity. if it goes up dramatically there, it goes up here.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (eIzlH)

OPEC+ has spare capacity as they do not operate at full capacity. Marginal shale production in the US takes a little under a year to bring online.

Markets are not seamless hence why Asia and Europe have been feeling the squeeze far worse.

As much as people have been making a big deal of it, this is a modest price shift consistent with a relatively small disruption. If we had a 10%+ year-long disruption prices would be substantially higher.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (okun6)

219 ‘Benny Johnson Is Gay’: Former Musk Mistress Ashley St Clair's Viral Video Sparks Speculation
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

👀

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (GD0B3)

220 The only move I see is just somehow block Iran and Iran only from exporting their oil with a blockade. Starve them out and make China, India, and feckless Europe pressure them to cut a deal that keeps the Straits open.

I dont think the regime fears death, civilian casualties, or infrastructure damag, but I do think they fear being broke.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (eIzlH)

221 You don't need a ground force, this can all be done from the air. It's just a question of will.

If you're willing to put Iran to the torch, this thing is wrapped up in 2 weeks. Destroy all bridges, electrical generation capacity, oil storage and water treatment plants.

No more fuel for attack boats, food production or transport, no electricity for communications, and internal regions are isolated from each other, making moving regime forces around even more impossible.

In 100 years, if the descendants of the survivors are still showing their ass, you burn their country again.

Will we do it? Almost definitely not. That would require Trump to be a bit of what the left has been screeching that he is for the last 10 years.

But it could be done.

Posted by: Jack Package at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (U+1Io)

222 204 200 more to go...

@BillMelugin_ 1h
BREAKING: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (diia5)

; )

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (YbTYS)

223 218 As much as people have been making a big deal of it, this is a modest price shift consistent with a relatively small disruption. If we had a 10%+ year-long disruption prices would be substantially higher.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 03:04 PM (okun6)

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Oil was consistently higher for months when Russia first invaded Ukraine 4 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (O35xg)

224 This war would be over in 15 minutes if we bombed the NYT and Washington Post instead of Tehran.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at April 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9skt)

Unfortunately there's probably truth to that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (snZF9)

225 ========

The Islamic Republic's internal position is so strong right now that they imported their Iraqi militias to keep the populace down, all while mid-level and up commanders of the Basij and IRGC are being stabbed in the streets and blown up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Them importing Iraqis is troublesome. More so that they are willingly complicit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (YvvFZ)

226 As the great Thos Sowell said, there are no solutions, only tradeoffs.
Want an Iranian nuke? Of course not. So bomb the hell out of them.
Not working?
Take out the leadership.
Slowed 'em down pretty good, but its a big country and lots of places to hide stuff.
Regime change?
Mmm no.
Well then what?
"?..."

Posted by: Zek at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (5FPX4)

227 "Tucker Carlson DISOWNS Donald Trump"

That's not how this works.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (vFG9F)

228 225 Them importing Iraqis is troublesome. More so that they are willingly complicit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM (YvvFZ)

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Well, the Islamic Republic set up the Iraqi militias in the first place. They're theirs, just like Hezbollah and the Houthis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (O35xg)

229 Is this not proof of what a disarmed citizenry means? If the average Iranian had guns, this would have been over long ago. Even if the government has more firepower, it would have given them pause and perhaps some regions could expel IRGC, et al and then there could have been more movement to regime change. But as long as the regime knows it can slaughter any opposition at will, I'm not so sure any real resistance from within will form.

Posted by: Lex at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (l5xX+)

230
Similarly, religious lunatics should not ever be allowed to own nukes. Pretty simple actually.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:01 PM (28ePU)

___________

Deus vult! There is no salvation outside the Church!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (tgvbd)

231 176 Errbody wants to be big, nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weight.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (03/BH)

The first at the door is guaranteed to get shot.

Nobody wants to go first.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (iXqHn)

232 We have plenty of oil for all our needs produced here, but it's a global commodity. if it goes up dramatically there, it goes up here.
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We aren't required to sell oil to anyone else.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (vSvIl)

233 @BillMelugin_ 1h
BREAKING: Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (diia5)

; )
Posted by: m
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Hard nuggies when you've been indicted with 7 or so felonies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:07 PM (YvvFZ)

234 The Iraqi militias have been smoked, some right inside Iraq’s borders. We told the rest of they move out of garrison it will end badly.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 03:07 PM (IfQzb)

235 126
-- you have to literally blow their heads off and hang them from street-lamps --


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:47 PM (y9nCu)

feigned (bad) British accent: 'ow yew gonna do that if 'es got no 'ead, govnah?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 21, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)

236 Trump needs to pivot to Minneapolis or Cuber.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 03:07 PM (FmapG)

237 "Tucker Carlson DISOWNS Donald Trump"

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 03:05 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at April 21, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

238
The name "Ashley St. Clair" just screams "Mistress!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:08 PM (tgvbd)

239 232 We have plenty of oil for all our needs produced here, but it's a global commodity. if it goes up dramatically there, it goes up here.
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We aren't required to sell oil to anyone else.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (vSvIl)

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WTI, Brent, and other oils trade at different levels all the time. It is a global marketplace, but different varieties from different places have different prices all the time for an assortment of reasons.

Regional issues could make disparate impacts on one region over another.

It's why WTI isn't trading at $70, but it's also why there's a $10 difference between Brent and WTI right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:08 PM (O35xg)

240 213 ‘Benny Johnson Is Gay’: Former Musk Mistress Ashley St Clair's Viral Video Sparks Speculation
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

What does she want us to do about it, throw him off of the tallest building we can find?

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 03:08 PM (iXqHn)

241 I can see the feckless Republicants in Congress giving Trump problems with it that would never give to a Democrat.

Feckless?? H'rumph!

Posted by: Feckless GOPe at April 21, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

242 Regime change?
Mmm no.
Well then what?
"?..."
Posted by: Zek
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Fuck Sowell, he should stay in his lane, economics.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:10 PM (YvvFZ)

243 213 ‘Benny Johnson Is Gay’: Former Musk Mistress Ashley St Clair's Viral Video Sparks Speculation
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:03 PM

This is provably false. He doesn't work at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:11 PM (IifOV)

244 > Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion.

###
Oh, no...

Anyway...

Posted by: Most people at April 21, 2026 03:11 PM (2Ez/1)

245 Errbody wants to be big, nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weight.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:56 PM (03/BH)

The first at the door is guaranteed to get shot.

Nobody wants to go first.
Posted by: XTC


*Kicks door. Frags out.

No one gets shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 03:12 PM (8YpvS)

246 Said this from the beginning - all the Iranian regime has to do to win is survive. Nothing else matters to them, and the more Trump escalates, the worse it gets for him. Supposedly, Vance had a deal when he came back from Pakistan the last time, and Trump pissed on it, so here we are.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 21, 2026 03:12 PM (QaH55)

247 Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't know peckerless pete was banned.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM


Peckerless? Did he finally wear it off?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at April 21, 2026 03:12 PM (0sNs1)

248 246 Said this from the beginning - all the Iranian regime has to do to win is survive. Nothing else matters to them, and the more Trump escalates, the worse it gets for him. Supposedly, Vance had a deal when he came back from Pakistan the last time, and Trump pissed on it, so here we are.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 21, 2026 03:12 PM (QaH55)

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Wut?

Vance said...in Islamabad, that there was no deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:13 PM (O35xg)

249 This is the game learned by moslems from the teachings of koran. They can't be honest dealers, or truthful negotiators, it would be a sin for them.

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 03:13 PM (LHPAg)

250 244 > Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from Congress ahead of possible expulsion.


And Republican Nancy Mace is trying to get a fellow republican Corey Mills thrown out of office.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:13 PM (IifOV)

251 Eventually the Italians hung Mussolini from a light post. The Iranian youth need to step it up when it's time. Trump/Bibi softened the IRGC up.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 03:02 PM (IifOV)


They partisans actually shot them and then hung them from the marquee of a filling station afterwards.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)

252 Said this from the beginning - all the Iranian regime has to do to win is survive.

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they are trying ! but Trump is suffocating them

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

253 But as long as the regime knows it can slaughter any opposition at will, I'm not so sure any real resistance from within will form.
Posted by: Lex at April 21, 2026 03:06 PM (l5xX+)

Yup... and UK and Australia giving up their guns a couple decades ago led to? Oh... forced Covid camps in Australia... and we all see what is happening in the UK.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (mP0Kj)

254 Wut?

Vance said...in Islamabad, that there was no deal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:13 PM (O35xg)

He made offers to them he was not supposed to make.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

255 *Kicks door. Frags out.

No one gets shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 03:12 PM (8YpvS)

Grenades are your friend.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (snZF9)

256 That Iran place knows that Trump lies and cannot bee trusted trusted. Trump lied to are bkank presdent and they does not likes this two.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (UxJW+)

257 An Amazon spokesperson told Blaze News, "We’ve resolved an error that briefly affected the availability of a paperback listing of The Camp of the Saints, and the title is now restored."

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

258 WTI, Brent, and other oils trade at different levels all the time. It is a global marketplace, but different varieties from different places have different prices all the time for an assortment of reasons.
==

And one effects the other.

If this has no effect, why have energy prices dramatically increased in the US since this conflict started?

It's obviously financial speculation, but there are actual shortages going on abroad. Petrochemical and other manufacturing has been shut down. Countries are rationing supplies for specific uses.Force majeure being implemented.

It's not just psychological.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:16 PM (eIzlH)

259 "Trump sent in reinforcements to the region because he has no intention of striking again. He's so desperate for a deal."
-same people who thought Trump wouldn't strike in the first place when he first put the carrier strike group in the region

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (O35xg)

260 I sure hope the plan includes bombing the hell out of those islands that are part of their "toll booth"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (n5tGW)

261 You have to stop believing this Neoconservative propaganda that people in the Middle East are ready to overthrow their governments and have democracy whiskey sexy.
Posted by: Ave knows Trump fucked up really bad at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM


Why? I mean, we continue to kill leaders and break things regardless. I see no need to blackpill before something bad actually happens.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (4NO2D)

262 I find it peculiar that the U.S. public opinion can have such an unpopular view over an Air war where there's negligile risk to U.S. service personnel. This is a world of difference to the Afghan and Iraq wars. Air wars like this basically are free shots against an enemy.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (xqQi7)

21 The US media, based in New York is the best friend a mullah could have.

Posted by: connected and litigious

I find your comments interconnected. Both the media and Democrats are doing their usual hit jobs against Trump and his administration by painting action against Iran as a war crime, incompetent, danger to our military, etc. etc. anything to damage these operations in the minds of Americans and to taint the midterms. To hell with America and to Iranian citizens. I don't know what the correct action is - maybe let them twist in the wind and turn to domestic policies but I fear for the Iranian populace in the meantime. I don't know.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

263 Time to just level the place and unfortunately inflict pain on the population to the point they say enough and revolt against the current government.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (X7dyz)

264 Southern Poverty Law Center says it's being 'targeted' by Trump administration

... crocodile tears galore

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

265 Grenades are your friend.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM


Until the pin is pulled, and the handle released.

Then Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

Posted by: J. Random Drill Instructor at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (0sNs1)

266 Marcus T, Maduro wasn't really the head of "the Bolivarian state" he was their errand boy, and that was what he was chosen for.
He was run by the security and generals.
Trump gave Delcy Rodriguez the chance to be in charge and she liked the idea.

The analogy in Iran is that Trump is trying the same thing, as the civil government and the regular army were controlled by the IRGC and their militia and forces, and should they see the chance to get free they will act.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)

267
I knew this would be along shortly ...

CNN's Audie Cornish Pushes Sexism Angle on Trump Cabinet Departures
Posted by: SMOD

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She's late. First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom already played that tune. Video is out there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (n7rxJ)

268 China may have a say. They are not going to like seeing the stuff they built blown up.

Again Trump can say, "did you not see I tried?"

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (cS1cw)

269
 I sure hope the plan includes bombing the hell out of those islands that are part of their "toll booth"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (n5tGW)

__________

Then we won't need a shitload of dimes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (tgvbd)

270 260 "Trump sent in reinforcements to the region because he has no intention of striking again. He's so desperate for a deal."
-same people who thought Trump wouldn't strike in the first place when he first put the carrier strike group in the region
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (O35xg)
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Same goes for Venezuela.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

271 Keep on hammering them then

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

272 This is provably false. He doesn't work at the Bulwark.

Or the Dispatch.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

273 263 I find it peculiar that the U.S. public opinion can have such an unpopular view over an Air war where there's negligile risk to U.S. service personnel. This is a world of difference to the Afghan and Iraq wars. Air wars like this basically are free shots against an enemy.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (xqQi7)

Also this is not going to be another "Vietnam"...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:19 PM (X7dyz)

274
Nud

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:19 PM (tgvbd)

275 259
It's obviously financial speculation, but there are actual shortages going on abroad. Petrochemical and other manufacturing has been shut down. Countries are rationing supplies for specific uses.Force majeure being implemented.

It's not just psychological.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:16 PM (eIzlH)

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Gas prices in the US were definitely psychological. They shot up and are only slowly going down, but the shoot up was never reflective of anything but the handful of days when oil prices spiked to about $120, and even then gas prices were too high. It's just gouging, and it will eventually work itself out.

The manufacturing issue is mostly a China issue. Their oil they were getting from places like Iran and Venezuela they were getting for about $30 a barrel. Now they have to enter the regular market to make it up. They're buying from us now.

So, yes, there are upward pressures. I never said there weren't. However, there are massive downward pressures at play as well.

I've said it for a while, but by summer the only people who remember the oil spike will be US shale oil producers who look at their new Bugattis they bought when they uncapped their wells.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (O35xg)

276 I hope blowing up power plants and bridges is a decoy and we have some better targets...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (K88SD)

277 If we can tighten up the blockade so NOBODY gets through - Iran is going to have a hard time surviving. Their oil wells will become polluted with water. They won't have any cash coming in from selling oil.

And to hell with bridges and power plants. Flatten Kharg and any other island within striking distance to the Strait of Hormuz. If no two stones are stacked on top of each other, it's pretty hard for them to launch attacks at passing ship traffic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (N39Ws)

278 It appears we have to keep going after IRGC leadership to get them more receptive.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (G0vdT)

279 Anyone here ever thought about dating Benny Johnson? If not... Who.Fucking. Cares.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (wBaIH)

280 First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom already played that tune

It got overshadowed by her "I've killed someone, so I'm just like you black people" thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

281 104 I believe the 26 ships has been debunked as Iranian propaganda

It was actually put out by Lloyd's List. The Pentagon called it false information. If ships got past the blockade, there was a reason we let them pass.

There is no way a large ship can go unnoticed by USN.

I flew the P-3C out of Oman during Operation Earnest Will. That aircraft had 1980s technology ISAR (radar). In a calm-ish sea state, that radar could detect a submarine periscope sticking up out of the water from up to 20 miles away.

Imagine the capabilities of the newest generation ISAR on the P-8, which are no doubt flying around the clock on surveillance missions, as my squadron did during Earnest Will.

No one is sneaking past.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (Y1sOo)

282 I sure hope the plan includes bombing the hell out of those islands that are part of their "toll booth"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (n5tGW)

__________

Then we won't need a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (tgvbd)

I thought they only accepted quarters….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 03:21 PM (xT8gx)

283 Also this is not going to be another "Vietnam"...
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:19 PM



It is boggling to realize that the Vietnam War is further in time from high school kids today, than WWI was from my generation. I am surprised that the VW experience has any relevance any more.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (4NO2D)

284 277 I hope blowing up power plants and bridges is a decoy and we have some better targets...

Taking out the electricity and putting their cities in the dark will be extremely painful to the current Raghead regime.

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (X7dyz)

285 Can someone explain this to me?

How is Iran extracting a toll and getting those funds from large corporations that ship this cargo? That has to be some large banks involved. Can't just be "crypto". Seems like low hanging fruit to cut that off.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (eIzlH)

286 264 Time to just level the place and unfortunately inflict pain on the population to the point they say enough and revolt against the current government.
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:18 PM (X7dyz)

Our own Declaration of Independence says the People have both a Right, and a DUTY, to change their government if needed.

I feel for the Iranian people... but they are the ones who are going to have to fix this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (mP0Kj)

287 285 Can someone explain this to me?

How is Iran extracting a toll and getting those funds from large corporations that ship this cargo? That has to be some large banks involved. Can't just be "crypto". Seems like low hanging fruit to cut that off.

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (eIzlH)

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They're not.

They might have gotten two ships to pay about 5 weeks ago. But nothing since.

No one is paying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:23 PM (O35xg)

288 Posted by: Ave knows Trump fucked up really bad at April 21, 2026 03:14 PM (c7Mix)


wtf is this gibberish? It's got a long way to go to be authentic frontier gibberish.

Like a glitch program, run by a dunce in a turd world bot shop

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (zafwz)

289 Nobody's mentioned the War Powers Act. The 60-day "limit" is approaching. Congress has to vote to extend it.....will they?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM


Congress is not involved in this. They passed the AUMF in 2001 that let's the president fight terrorists as he sees fit. The IRGC was declared a terrorist organization in 2019. Trump does not need congressional approval to keep bombing them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (0N4FZ)

290 "Southern Poverty Law Center says it's being 'targeted' by Trump administration"

Like they have never targeted anybody.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (vFG9F)

291 can't Trump just wait out the Iranian regime until they go broke?

Posted by: Jose at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (V6W16)

292 I find your comments interconnected. Both the media and Democrats are doing their usual hit jobs against Trump and his administration by painting action against Iran as a war crime, incompetent, danger to our military, etc. etc. anything to damage these operations in the minds of Americans and to taint the midterms. To hell with America and to Iranian citizens. I don't know what the correct action is - maybe let them twist in the wind and turn to domestic policies but I fear for the Iranian populace in the meantime. I don't know.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2026 03:17 PM (oiNtH)



I think the answer is that governments/systems like ours cannot survive when one side rejects the rules of the game.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (28ePU)

293 It's why WTI isn't trading at $70, but it's also why there's a $10 difference between Brent and WTI right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror
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mmm, smell that light, sweet crude.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:25 PM (YvvFZ)

294 280 First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom already played that tune.

What is it with these Commies and preferred pronouns ??

I thought Gov. Hair-gel was married ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (X7dyz)

295 How come there's not a Northern Affluence Law Center?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (2Ez/1)

296 It is boggling to realize that the Vietnam War is further in time from high school kids today, than WWI was from my generation. I am surprised that the VW experience has any relevance any more.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 03:22 PM (4NO2D)

Scarier to me? since 1959 (year I was born) the US Military has had 4 years of Peace... 1975 - 1979.

Every other year we have been in some type of combat, somewhere.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)

297 291 can't Trump just wait out the Iranian regime until they go broke?

Posted by: Jose at April 21, 2026 03:24 PM (V6W16)

In theory, yes. Iran under blockade will collapse over time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (okun6)

298 At some point, Trump and the Crown Prince will call for the revolt.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:59 PM (4NO2D)
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This. The Shah will call on the Army. The Army will arm the people. This regime will evaporate like mist.

"Who me? No no no I was never Basij neighbor-joon!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

299 Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL)

Hyphenated name tells me all I need to know about this person...

Posted by: Jackson K. at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (X7dyz)

300 Theres ships paying the toll:


https://shorturl.at/fktJO

"Shipowners from Greece, China, India and Pakistan are negotiating crossings with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran’s powerful paramilitary group, according to brokers and shipowners. Toll payments, which have to be negotiated in advance, go as high as $2 million for the biggest supertankers. Iranian ships are exempt."

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (eIzlH)

301
The mullahs are never going to hand over their nukes, or their capability to make them. Not under any circumstances.

That has to be an American assumption going in to any "negotiations."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (n7rxJ)

302 To hell with America and to Iranian citizens. I don't know what the correct action is - maybe let them twist in the wind and turn to domestic policies but I fear for the Iranian populace in the meantime. I don't know.

Posted by: Cheri
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We could arrest them and put them in J6 cells.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:28 PM (YvvFZ)

303 That has to be an American assumption going in to any "negotiations."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Negotiations allow Trump to say, 'see, I tried'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:29 PM (YvvFZ)

304 300 Theres ships paying the toll:


https://shorturl.at/fktJO

"Shipowners from Greece, China, India and Pakistan are negotiating crossings with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran’s powerful paramilitary group, according to brokers and shipowners. Toll payments, which have to be negotiated in advance, go as high as $2 million for the biggest supertankers. Iranian ships are exempt."

Posted by: Leupold at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (eIzlH)

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Nothing in this article says that anyone is paying it.

Not a ship name. Just rules that the IRGC have said are in effect that...no one follows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:30 PM (O35xg)

305 The mullahs are never going to hand over their nukes, or their capability to make them. Not under any circumstances.

That has to be an American assumption going in to any "negotiations."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 03:27 PM (n7rxJ)



Any "agreement" has to demand that they renounce Taqiyyah. And of course, even if they renounce it, they'll still be lying.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 21, 2026 03:31 PM (tWc/t)

306 229 Is this not proof of what a disarmed citizenry means? If the average Iranian had guns, this would have been over long ago. Even if the government has more firepower, it would have given them pause and perhaps some regions could expel IRGC, et al and then there could have been more movement to regime change. But as long as the regime knows it can slaughter any opposition at will, I'm not so sure any real resistance from within will form.
Posted by: Lex


That's why I think Israel and the US should/will/is smuggle/ing arms to internal Iranian resistance groups, possibly through Kurdistan.

This may very well be a "Long March"-type revolution, rather than a quick-strike revolution. Mao didn't just capture Shanghai one random day and boom he win the war. No -- the Long March started in 1922, which was 27 years (!!) before his incredibly slow-moving revolution finally achieved victory. We want a band of Iranian rebels to storm into Tehran, execution a few leaders, and declare the mullahcracy over, in perhaps one quick afternoon of fighting. Instead, it may take years, either inch-by-inch geographical seizure by rebel forces, or little-by-little internal sabotage.

Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)

307 We have more sea, air and man power in that location now than when the bombing began.
At this moment we have double assets in the region than at the beginning.

We're going to have some Clausewitzian negotiations and the IRGC will be the recipients. Those shitheads in Iraq too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:33 PM (YvvFZ)

308 From the beginnings of Air Power, this has been the dilemma. Air power alone won't win a war, no matter what Douhet and every other air power theorist thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Fat Man and Little Boy, Curtis LeMay a more than a few B-29s beg to differ.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2026 03:34 PM (TezPK)

309 Children who do not reach the age of 18 before January 1, 2027 will never be permitted to buy cigarettes or tobacco products in the UK, once a new law that has now completely cleared parliament gets royal assent from King Charles III. The rules will apply in all four of the UK's constituent countries: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. This will effectively mean that people born on or after January 1, 2009 will never be eligible to buy them

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

310 Any "agreement" has to demand that they renounce Taqiyyah. And of course, even if they renounce it, they'll still be lying.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!
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Renouncing taqiyyah is taqiyyah.
Shoot them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 03:36 PM (YvvFZ)

311 This ceasefire was just a minor reset. I never expected any negotiations to resolve anything. Phase two; take out their capacity to transfer power, - substations, - not generation yet. Take out their capacity to store and stockpile finished product from the refineries, but not the refineries. Leave the bridges for phase three. Take out a couple of dams and reservoirs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 03:37 PM (Fbc0I)

312 I'm more optimistic. I think more is at play here. From the very beginning of the operation, Israeli intelligence has been information that has led to deadly accuracy with strikes. It is imperative for them to finish this war, so it's not like we're at this alone.

They could be doing things in Iran behind the scenes during this ceasefire (arming a rebels, locating remaining leadership, etc.) Let's see how it plays out before we start getting pessimistic.

Posted by: Nutsy at April 21, 2026 03:42 PM (q1ntL)

313 I've said it for a while, but by summer the only people who remember the oil spike will be US shale oil producers who look at their new Bugattis they bought when they uncapped their wells.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 03:20 PM (O35xg)

The $6/gallon diesel is going to be a problem. Nothing in our economy is done without diesel fuel being involved in some way shape or form.

I'm still sour that somehow diesel split from unleaded so much, when it used to be on par or less than premium.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 21, 2026 03:43 PM (WYStd)

314 I dont think the regime fears death, civilian casualties, or infrastructure damag, but I do think they fear being broke.
____

There are ways for leadership to avoid being broke while their people suffer in abject poverty. Ask Cuba and North Korea for tips on how this might be accomplished.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 03:49 PM (Dv3i1)

315 Glad you are feeling better, Ace.

I have optimism because I am never (or rarely) pessimistic about anything.

I love Tousi. I think the infighting will bring on their own regime change eventually. Guerrilla. Could be wrong but that's my guess.

Trump is not a loser, and he's not Bush. From the start (on another blog) there were wails already of quagmires and regurgitation.

Tucker is a signal that all is well to me. A barometer of hope that all is well when he's freaking out. I'll wait. The fact that Marines are warning and boarding ships from chy na is very good. We see who our friends are in this mess.

I do pray for an end and for the Christians and good people of Iran to return to this century.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 21, 2026 04:04 PM (WONhk)

316 I wonder if one of those betting sights has odds on the Uranium being from Russia via the clinton crime family.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 04:09 PM (WYOCN)

317 Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 03:35 PM (RHGPo)

This is obviously a clever scheme by the UK to give old people a way to support themselves after HMG defaults on their pensions.

Posted by: Splunge at April 21, 2026 04:17 PM (InqhU)

318 A nuclear Iran would help clear up overpopulation in Los Angeles and New York City, so that's an opy

Posted by: Matthew at April 21, 2026 04:19 PM (OdsgZ)

319 Ace: I think you're being too pessimistic. Pres. Trump hasn't moved all of these military assets to just turn around and go home. The blockade is strangling the Islamic regime. Now the IRGC (and China) know that any attempt to run the blockadge by an Iranian-flagged cargo ship will be met with armed-force and capture.

Also, I don't know that the "war" is unpopular. Certainly the globalist commies and Democrats (but I repeat myself) don't like the war. But casualties have been so minimal that nothing has ever been seen like it in the history of warfare. But out in the real world, nobody is complaining -- most normies are happy to see the mullahs get the ass kicking they've deserved for almost 50 years.

Over 10,000 sorties with the loss of a few aircraft and about 2 dozen casualties -- on top of which a textbook Suppression of Enemy Air Defense Systems campaign that ass-raped the Iranians and showed the Chinesium SAMs to be garbage. It's a yuge accomplishment. No other military in the world could have done this.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 21, 2026 04:21 PM (ksbjf)

320 The hysteria about Trump was for the base. The bigwigs never sweated over him.

Posted by: Accomack at April 21, 2026 02:55 PM (sStKZ)

LOL

Posted by: front toward enemy at April 21, 2026 04:47 PM (TIizU)

321 Why The Fuck aren't we parachuting Ak47s and grenades into Tehran by the tens of thousands? Litter the whole city courtyards, streets, and roof tops with insurgency small arms. Yeah the IRGC will pick up some small arms they have no use for (they already have them) but the vast majority will be picked up by citizens.

Then to make things more interesting put a bounty on verifiable videos of IRGC and Mullahs being ambushed and killed. People can collect their awards when they overthrow the government.

Do this in the top 5 cities one one evening and there would be instant chaos.

The cost of these Ak's are trivial compared to the high tech missiles we are using daily. You can buy 20,000 Ak47's for the cost of one THAAD missile.

It's then upto the Iranian citizens as to if they really want to get rid of the mad mullahs.

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at April 21, 2026 05:02 PM (2Nfh9)

322 I think my batman kicking joker's ass in the holding tank analogy is accurate. There's just nothing we have to threaten them with. If he knocks out the infastructure and puts the lights out, I think regime change goes out the window too. That's not going to win hearts and minds.

Posted by: steve at April 21, 2026 05:37 PM (QOrsj)

323 U.S. Installs a Trump Loyalist to Lead 'Grand Conspiracy' Case Into Trump Foes

But no story is newsworthy when it's a judge who hates Trump not recusing himself and finding Trump guilty of a fake made-up crime in NY...

Obama and Biden officials and judges doing bad things = "Grand Conspiracy"...

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarson at April 21, 2026 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

324 I think Trump is way to lenient on the Iranians. The only way to defeat them is to truly defeat them. Destroy everything they have and let them try to crawl out of the hole.

Posted by: kurtz at April 21, 2026 06:21 PM (LZ2wI)

DOT Secretary Sean Duffy Prepares to End New York's Right to Issue Commercial Drivers Licenses

He will also cancel $73 million in federal transportation funding for New York.


JOSH DUNLAP
@JDunlap1974

Apr 20

TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY SEAN DUFFY EXPOSES NEW YORK'S ILLEGAL CDL SCANDAL -- 53% OF FOREIGN LICENSES ISSUED ILLEGALLY, PULLS $73M FUNDING

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy just laid out the shocking fraud uncovered in New York's commercial driver's license program.

"We audited New York and 53% of the licenses, commercial driver's licenses issued to foreigners. 53% were issued illegally contrary to our rules," Duffy said.

The Trump administration gave New York four months to fix it.

"We gave New York four months to say hey what we want you to do is just go back in audit all these licenses that you've given and if you've given them contrary to the rules, we'll revoke that license."

New York refused.

"In essence New York said go pound sand DOT," Duffy stated.

"So we had no choice but to pull funding -- and if they still refuse, we can pull their ability to issue commercial driver licenses."

Duffy emphasized the national danger and the America First response: "There are countless Americans that want to drive trucks. These are great jobs. They support families. Instead we have illegals or foreigners getting these jobs hurting the American people. We will not tolerate it at DOT. President Trump said no more."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 FIRST IS AS FIRST DOES ... FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

2 As is right and proper.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

3 The same FNM that tells us AI is going to take all our jobs also tells us we need illegals not just for cleaning toilets but also higher paid jobs like...truck driver.

Odd isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

4 Illegal immigration is the greatest grift in world history.

The Dems/left will sacrifice anything else first before letting anything impact it

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

5 Trump to NYC; "back the fuck up... all the way."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 01:23 PM (AkEZC)

6
Who the hell insures these crappy drivers? The amount of claims must be extremely high.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

7 yeah, but who's going to pick our vegetables?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2026 01:23 PM (CWTWj)

8 Willow'd:

>> I honestly believe that the Covid PsyOps coupled with numerous Mass Formation Psychosis Ops turned half the world literally clinically insane ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (xU6sC)

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> I happen to believe that SSM was likely the first mass formation. There was just this very prevailing opinion that making 90-95% arguments that couldn't be closed to 100% arguments was just "being mean".

And now we're debating whether men can get pregnant.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)


Abortion. Seemingly overnight, TPTB somehow convinced a solid plurality to turn against self-rule, subsidiarity, and human life, in favor of imperial kritarchy and baby-killing. The histories are exceedingly opaque on how exactly that massive public opinion shift was effected, generally pretending that everyone just suddenly realized that it was common sense all along.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (Sy6m/)

9 To be honest I wouldn't want to drive through NYC in a normal car let alone a giant truck...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

10 revoke their ability to license simultaneously with stopping the fed money flow.

they've had enough time. they're scum.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (j+aD2)

11 The previous thread has been informed of the present thread.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (Sy6m/)

12 For a bunch of 'Commies,' they sure love money.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (2GVsD)

13 In regards to things like SSM or abortion the sad truth it most people don't care all that much.

Plenty of people opposed to both voted for Dem candidates because they thought they were "nicer", they thought the candidates would give them more free shit, or they just voted the way the FNM told them to.

And you can see signs of this for most of the issues the left supposedly cares about where they are willing to flop on "deeply held convictions" at a moment's notice

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

14 'Right to Issue Commercial Drivers Licenses'


Good now continue until the foul habit is extinguished in all States.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (YBtcQ)

15 I'd say global warming was closer to the COVID scam but still not the same because almost no one actually believes in global warming whereas obviously plenty of people thought COVID was hunting them any time they left their house without a mask...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

16 re 10: in manhattan at least, many guys on bicycles think that red lights are merely a suggestion

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (CWTWj)

17 New York, Oregon, California being stripped of the right to issue a CDL.

More popcorn please.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:28 PM (2GVsD)

18 Oregon Gov. Kotex' response to this same letter was to immediately end the non-domiciled CDL licensing, though the DMV has refused to withdraw the currently issued ones.
I suspect USDOT needs to apply more pain.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)

19 If they want to really put the pressure on they could just pull ALL CDL's issued from NY. Let the legitimate drivers go raise hell in Albany.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)

20 "Abortion. Seemingly overnight..."

I believe the sexual revolution which had its origins in the 40's and 50's was the engine that steamed up to abortions.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 21, 2026 01:29 PM (DgMqy)

21 Who will cut the grass?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:29 PM (JTLUe)

22 What is going on on the road these days? Feels like about 1 in 8 cars is a mental patient fag shitstain who doesn't give a shit about dumb boring things like lines on the road, other cars, or traffic signs.

I know I'm gonna get a raft of shit for asking but is it illegals, people driving high, or all three?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:30 PM (AucCq)

23
Duffy mispronounced "Learing Center." But it's so fun that that's become a meme.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:30 PM (n7rxJ)

24 T minus three and a half minutes until a district court judge finds that NYS has the constitutional right to that $74mm...

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 01:30 PM (oqH4h)

25 >>Who the hell insures these crappy drivers?


Everyone else. I think the highest portion of your insurance is used to service the effects of un-insured drivers.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (ytyaf)

26 I know I'm gonna get a raft of shit for asking but is it illegals, people driving high, or all three?

All three

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

27 Make CDLs Federal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (JTLUe)

28
If they want to really put the pressure on they could just pull ALL CDL's issued from NY.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

==============

If you mean the DoT, they can't do that. Duffy mentioned that he'd pull them if he could, but it's a state thing. Assuming that's what you meant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:32 PM (n7rxJ)

29 Insurance appears to be going to the companies, which change their names and registrations when there are accidents. it is a similar problem with the contractors who drive the USPS mail. The real problem at the USPS appears to be that the rules and payments are set up so that only slave labor, recycled equipment and insurance fraud is the only way to afford the fuel and get a profit from the contracts.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:33 PM (rbvCR)

30 Who the hell insures these crappy drivers?


The same people who pay their medical bills - you, via increased fees and rates.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 01:33 PM (G1ktt)

31 Bosaberg of course will stop this!

Posted by: ConstantineXI at April 21, 2026 01:34 PM (XcfkG)

32 Did domeone try another u turn in an 18 wheeler?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:34 PM (JTLUe)

33 1) good
2) "prepares" Right.
Until another cartel judge says he didn't comply with some made-up bullshit.
Like "the Administrative Procedures Act requires you give them 18 months notice and a right to appeal forever. And the 14th plus the Pursuit of Happiness Clause."

What he needs to do is send a letter to every trucking company in NY, and cc their insurance, that they have 30 days to certify under penalty of perjury that every driver has a valid US CDL, provide copies of same, or their DOT license is cancelled.

Stop dicking around with these blue states and cities and start going after the businesses who also profit from illegals.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (tUP1A)

34 Overruled!

Posted by: Random Hawaiian judge at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (y9ksN)

35 Is the plan to do all the states? If so, good. If not, why not? Get it done.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (Q0yOR)

36 hahahah!

old and busted : free buses
new hotness: 1k uber rides

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (GD0B3)

37
$73mm seems like nothing for an entire state. I mean that. I'm surprised Governor Kotex backed off, but maybe it wasn't the loss of the DoT bucks so much as fear of the next step.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)

38 He forgot Washington State.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (JTLUe)

39 That's okay, there will be a judge to come along and say Trump isn't allowed to do that.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (D5XyN)

40 Who the hell insures these crappy drivers? The amount of claims must be extremely high.

Posted by: Frank Barone
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They rely on being chameleons. You can find multiple different trucking businesses at the same address using the same trucks and same illegal/immigrant drivers.

To the extent that they often use crude remarking of those trucks to a new name and identifier whenever it is convenient to hide the old one.

And they buy the minimum insurance plus rely on the fact that their new trucking firm id is not the old one so the poor victims are suing a corpse.

That is why the whole current Scotus decision is so important. If the brokers are held responsible for hiring these fly by night gypsy firms that are unsafe, then that segment of the industry will go away saving lives and removing another magnet for illegals and work visa truck drivers not capable of following the rules of the road including speaking and reading English.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

41 Has anyone made a joke about judges stopping this?

Or would I be the first?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (O35xg)

42 Thanks Morticia, I didn't know that. I figured if it was interstate commerce it could be restricted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)

43 Israel restores smashed Jesus statue (in about 3 days no less!), sentences soldier to 30 days in the slammer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

44 Whoa up there, hadji!

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM (LHPAg)

45 Abortion. Seemingly overnight, TPTB somehow convinced a solid plurality to turn against self-rule, subsidiarity, and human life, in favor of imperial kritarchy and baby-killing. The histories are exceedingly opaque on how exactly that massive public opinion shift was effected, generally pretending that everyone just suddenly realized that it was common sense all along.
Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (Sy6m/)


I've seen two major changes now filtering through the popular media(movies, TV shows, etc) lately:
1) The leftards now hate Amazon. Almost everything new has a negative mention/opinion of Amazon.

2) This is the shockah!

"Babies are horrible! Babies are gross and stupid and ruin your life. I see my girlfriends with babies and they are all angry and sad."

This is so werd. The one reason for women in the (natural) world is to have babies. That's, you know, the whole point of their biology.

I'm a strong believer in that you "have to feed the animal" ie. that they only way to live a happy life is to make sure to take care of what God and nature has created in you. And having offspring is the number one drive in all species.
Crazy development.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM (iJfKG)

46 43 Israel restores smashed Jesus statue (in about 3 days no less!), sentences soldier to 30 days in the slammer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

=======

This effort to appeal to Christians is just cover for the fact that Israel controls Christians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:38 PM (O35xg)

47 The amount of claims must be extremely high."

That's my gig!

/ The Texas Hammer

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)

48 Report: SAVE Act dead in Senate because apparently the GOP doesn't want to save America anymore

-
"Anymore"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 01:38 PM (ndZc7)

49 know I'm gonna get a raft of shit for asking but is it illegals, people driving high, or all three?
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026

For me, it started with Hildabeast's " no reasonable prosecutor... ".
If thems the rules, what the hell. Left turn on red, ok by me.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 01:38 PM (sl73Y)

50 NPC scripts and other things like, as mentioned, SSM, Abortion-as-political-tests, etc, etc, make me sometimes think the Birchers were right about TVs programming folks.

Certainly I keep my viewing to a minimum, vs now that my parents are older and watch more TV, they seem more susceptible to lefty talking points....

More on-topic, "I voted for this three times", yay for Duffy!

Posted by: RandomDave at April 21, 2026 01:39 PM (aJQbY)

51 What he needs to do is send a letter to every trucking company in NY, and cc their insurance, that they have 30 days to certify under penalty of perjury that every driver has a valid US CDL, provide copies of same, or their DOT license is cancelled.

Stop dicking around with these blue states and cities and start going after the businesses who also profit from illegals.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Read about chameleon trucking firms--essentially shell corporations used to deflect liability and enable rapid switches using the same trucks and drivers to escape scrutiny and legal liability.

Scotus has a case going right now where lower courts have allowed the brokers to be sued for hiring such firms that cause injuries or deaths from accidents. Lower courts have held that brokers, as intermediaries between the shippers and the trucking firm can be held liable for failure to do due diligence for the firms they hire.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)

52 Anonymous internet could go.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:39 PM (JTLUe)

53 NO KINGS!!!

...
Just illegal drivers in huge trucks running people off the road and running over people.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

54 Hey NY: FAFO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (O7YUW)

55 If you mean the DoT, they can't do that. Duffy mentioned that he'd pull them if he could, but it's a state thing. Assuming that's what you meant.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:32 PM (n7rxJ)

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I think it's fine that NY gives permission to rain down their death and destruction on the state of NY.

But as soon as these illegal drivers cross the state line......wrap them up, deport them, and then sue the state for each infraction.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (g8Ew8)

56 $73mm seems like nothing for an entire state. I mean that. I'm surprised Governor Kotex backed off, but maybe it wasn't the loss of the DoT bucks so much as fear of the next step.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)


Oregon has been slow rolling a number of construction projects on I-5 and the I 205 in favor of pet projects like putting roundabouts on state highways and giving grants to cities for sidewalks, being the best use of federal funds.
The state also is claiming they will need to up taxes because there is not enough to finish the bridges and interchanges on the Interstates.
Which is true.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (rbvCR)

57 Wouldn't it be great if we could joke about a judge pre-confirming they could do this?

It's righteous and bodacious Dude!
- Judge Spiccoli

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)

58 On this date,

It is therefore adjudged and decreed that Donald Trump is a stinky poo poo head, and cannot make any orders decrees or standards, nor hire or fire anyone in the executive branch, nor command the Armed Forces, or pardon Turkeys. He will personally guarantee that no government employee will lose a job, and shall open new departments to staff with government employees. Those departments will be suggested and approved by Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Judge Kameha Kameha at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (anL5R)

59 6
Who the hell insures these crappy drivers? The amount of claims must be extremely high.

Posted by: Frank Barone
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Brother makes a shell company, shell company leases trucks, hires fellow traveler to drive. When trouble comes they fold (disappear) and move on. Gypsies only it appears that the gypsies are Sikhs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (YvvFZ)

60 Easy peasy. Start seizing trucks and cargo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (JTLUe)

61 What is going on on the road these days? "

Phones. No, really.

Texting/ video feed/chats/pizza slicing

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (XuXeR)

62 Israel restores smashed Jesus statue (in about 3 days no less!), sentences soldier to 30 days in the slammer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM


I am surprised it is that lenient. Doing anything that might piss off your only ally in wartime is almost treasonous.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (4NO2D)

63 PDT: Eating cat shit is bad for you.

Liberals lined up at litter boxes: Oh, yeah?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (8YpvS)

64 Make CDLs Federal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (JTLUe)

I think I see a small flaw in your plan!

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (AucCq)

65 My dad was an OTR truck driver. Started out working for the oil industry in a local boom period which was a lot more nights at home, then during a bust period switched to working for a company doing the long hauls. There are tons of rules and red tape for legal drivers. Makes me furious that blue shithole states just give CDLs to illegals and most probably let illegals off with only a warning when they break the rules. I know commie Colorado does not enforce the regular non CDL rules and laws against illegals.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 01:42 PM (+89TD)

66 49 know I'm gonna get a raft of shit for asking but is it illegals, people driving high, or all three?
Posted by: ...

All of the above. Plus work visa fraud bringing in H1Bs, etc. Turns out if you don't insure your trucks much, ignore the rules of the road by unsafe driving habits from home country Bumfuckistan, skimp on maintenance like tires, etc, and hide the real ownership from consequences of their unsafe rigs and drivers, then you can make bank.

And again, just like other criminals, the Democrats want them out there killing the rest of us in needless deaths. That is evil period.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)

67 Israel restores smashed Jesus statue (in about 3 days no less!), sentences soldier to 30 days in the slammer
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

It'd have taken Newsom $300,000,000 and 30 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 01:43 PM (ndZc7)

68 Babies are horrible! Babies are gross and stupid and ruin your life. I see my girlfriends with babies and they are all angry and sad."


"The Marching Morons"

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:43 PM (XuXeR)

69 re 10: in manhattan at least, many guys on bicycles think that red lights are merely a suggestion
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (CWTWj)
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They try to make more and more into the Pirate's Code.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

70 That is why the whole current Scotus decision is so important. If the brokers are held responsible for hiring these fly by night gypsy firms that are unsafe, then that segment of the industry will go away saving lives and removing another magnet for illegals and work visa truck drivers not capable of following the rules of the road including speaking and reading English.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

SCOTUS decision?

Posted by: curious pookysgirl at April 21, 2026 01:43 PM (Wt5PA)

71 Illegal immigration is the greatest grift in world history.

The Dems/left will sacrifice anything else first before letting anything impact it
Posted by: 18-1


Maybe second place behind slavery, which they also sacrificed everything for.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (IhPQz)

72 Posted by: Judge Kameha Kameha at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (anL5R)

Ah, the I'm Rubber You're Glue Penumbra.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (AucCq)

73 Babies ARE stupid. My son couldn't even spell C-A-T until he was 4!!!

Stupid babies!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

74 And again, we don't go after the trucking companies that hire these savages.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (abIsI)

75
Speaking of illegals - 360 days minus time already served = 135 days in jail.


Israel Flores Ortiz, an 18-year-old illegal immigrant from El Salvador, was sentenced Tuesday to 360 days in prison after being convicted earlier this month of groping several girls at Fairfax County High School.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (kX27y)

76 How much foreplay do you think is too much?

Stop talking and start doing!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 01:44 PM (Dv3i1)

77 Over the weekend I saw Jane Pawley introduce a story on truck safety. She began by saying truck traffic increased because of online shopping. She did not explain how goods got to customers before online shopping

Posted by: Tmitsss at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (Edxq2)

78
What he needs to do is send a letter to every trucking company in NY, and cc their insurance, that they have 30 days to certify under penalty of perjury that every driver has a valid US CDL, provide copies of same, or their DOT license is cancelled.

==============

And you just know the trucking companies rubber-stamping these hirees will act like the feds are the bad guy. Never ceases to amaze me how some people can be so careless about other people's lives and wellbeing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (n7rxJ)

79 Posted by: curious pookysgirl at April 21, 2026 01:43 PM (Wt5PA)

That handle is giving me flashbacks

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (AucCq)

80 Gypsies only it appears that the gypsies are Sikhs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (YvvFZ)


Did you know the Sikhs and the Gypsy/Romani seem to come from the same place? No real claim, but it is a fun fact.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)

81 48 Report: SAVE Act dead in Senate because apparently the GOP doesn't want to save America anymore

-
"Anymore"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Thune knows now that he can't save Cornyn in the primary is my guess. He was blowing smoke about the SAVE act just to try to save that creep's seat.

And yet, the rest of the GOP Senators don't take this opportunity to start objecting to unanimous consent, make a call to recess, etc to punish Thune for his insolence.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)

82
People talking on phones while driving are the worst offenders.

However-

I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving. Just motoring along while holding her plate on top of her steering wheel and using a fork, so-

you know, things can always get worse.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (iJfKG)

83 So, we're getting more proof that the Knights of the Road have a lot of Nightmares on the Road giving them a bad name.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 21, 2026 01:46 PM (S/Y4j)

84 Who the hell insures these crappy drivers? The amount of claims must be extremely high.
--
Here's the scam (and you're paying for it):

- Company A wins the bid for the load.
- Company Dirka Muhammed LLC gets subcontracted the load
- Company Dirka Muhammed is a single owner LLC. It "has" insurance--only listed driver and listed owner.
- But Company Dirka Muhammed can't pay going rate for a driver. So it hire illegal Aladdin Muhammed to drive.
- And Dirka Muhammed LLC sure as shit can't pay the rate for Aladdin Muhammed to be insured. So it hides his employment.
- And when Aladdin Muhammed crashes through a van of kids, he goes back to Turkey; Dirka Muhammed LLC renames to Muhammed Dirka, LLC. Hires another illegal Aladdin.
- And the insurance carrier pays out $500k-$1mm+ under the MCS-90 and passes that loss onto the rest of us in rate increases.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 01:46 PM (tUP1A)

85 And yet, the rest of the GOP Senators don't take this opportunity to start objecting to unanimous consent, make a call to recess, etc to punish Thune for his insolence.
Posted by: whig


It's almost like they're all bought.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

86 Trains wouldn't require as many drivers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (JTLUe)

87 "Babies are horrible! Babies are gross and stupid and ruin your life. I see my girlfriends with babies and they are all angry and sad."

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:37 PM (iJfKG)

I've got a sick toddler on my lap, giggling at Rachmaninov (or the Russian conductor, not sure which). I live for moments like this.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)

88 I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving.
----------------
Hopefully, it was Sbarro's spaghetti and meatballs.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (FmapG)

89 Are we funding Truck Driver Learing Centers?

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (I0N4X)

90 We have seen drivers with an entire laptop on the middle console and on the phone, driving down the road. People with stuff packed into their tiny car with the back window covered pulling a trailer filled with stuff hanging out and dragging on the road. We saw a trucker pile on his brakes going down a mountain road, flames and smokes coming from his truck as he burned up his brakes.

Posted by: Megthered at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (aqylp)

91 75 His street name is Gropey McGropepants I hear. Is he really 18? Did they verify that?

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (Q0yOR)

92 My only question is why the hell did you give them four months? That's the difference between us and them. Sort of like trying negotiate with Iran. Enough.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (INQN/)

93 And yet, the rest of the GOP Senators don't take this opportunity to start objecting to unanimous consent, make a call to recess, etc to punish Thune for his insolence.
==
*Uniparty waves*

Posted by: and wonders why nobody notices at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (anL5R)

94 Make CDLs Federal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (JTLUe)

I think I see a small flaw in your plan!
Posted by: ...


I don't see why they aren't. The Fed dictate every aspect of driving and the rules that they have to follow while on the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (8YpvS)

95 Speaking of illegals - 360 days minus time already served = 135 days in jail.
____

He was already locked up for 225 days waiting for his trial and conviction? What happened to swift justice?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)

96 we don't go after the trucking companies that hire these savages."

Guy has a license. How do you legally say no?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (XuXeR)

97 Makes me furious that blue shithole states just give CDLs to illegals and most probably let illegals off with only a warning when they break the rules. I know commie Colorado does not enforce the regular non CDL rules and laws against illegals.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2026 01:42 PM (+89TD)
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Well, they have to make illegals into "tax payers" and then what's so bad that you want to deny people who pay into the system their living?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

98 Never ceases to amaze me how some people can be so careless about other people's lives and wellbeing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Money changes everything and illegals and even some green card residents here are just in it for the money. Most of the Third World is dog eat dog because only your family, perhaps your clan, matters--not the people living in the places you are invading.

That is the problem with admitting new immigrants (legal or otherwise) that simply want to get paid more than in the old country. Not much different than raiders/barbarians in the old days except by how much violence it requires to loot the country.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

99 I hope gas prices go down soon. My son drives a diesel truck, which he named Marvin. Marvin is currently parked in front of my house.

Posted by: jmel at April 21, 2026 01:49 PM (RWHIh)

100 Boasburg or some other hack in black will stop this.

Posted by: Delurker at April 21, 2026 01:49 PM (gtcuf)

101 My only question is why the hell did you give them four months? That's the difference between us and them. Sort of like trying negotiate with Iran. Enough.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (INQN/)
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Um. So it looks more like a negotiation where the other side is given outs rather than royal fiat.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:50 PM (Fi81e)

102 The communists forgot to tell you that the beautiful reality of "everyone paying their fair share" was always going to be the producers paying ever more while commies bring in a shitstorm of moochers from every corner of the world to bleed the country totally dry, and by the time anyone figures it out, they'll be on a beach, earning 20%

Slipped their mind.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:50 PM (AucCq)

103 Gypsies only it appears that the gypsies are Sikhs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:41 PM (YvvFZ)

Did you know the Sikhs and the Gypsy/Romani seem to come from the same place? No real claim, but it is a fun fact.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)



"Gypsies, Sikhs, and Teeth" was Cher's worst song.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:50 PM (iJfKG)

104 94 Make CDLs Federal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (JTLUe)

I think I see a small flaw in your plan!
Posted by: ...


I don't see why they aren't. The Fed dictate every aspect of driving and the rules that they have to follow while on the road.
Posted by: rickb223
=======
DOT does the whole partnerships with states on interstate trucking just like they do with environmental regulations. Dual state and federal regulations apply.

Course moving to a federal license means something like federal preemption of licenses to fly planes. FAA pretty much excludes states from meaningful regulations of the air.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)

105 Here's the scam (and you're paying for it):

- Company A wins the bid for the load.
- Company Dirka Muhammed LLC gets subcontracted the load
- Company Dirka Muhammed is a single owner LLC. It "has" insurance--only listed driver and listed owner.
- But Company Dirka Muhammed can't pay going rate for a driver. So it hire illegal Aladdin Muhammed to drive.
- And Dirka Muhammed LLC sure as shit can't pay the rate for Aladdin Muhammed to be insured. So it hides his employment.
- And when Aladdin Muhammed crashes through a van of kids, he goes back to Turkey; Dirka Muhammed LLC renames to Muhammed Dirka, LLC. Hires another illegal Aladdin.
- And the insurance carrier pays out $500k-$1mm+ under the MCS-90 and passes that loss onto the rest of us in rate increases.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



Durka Durka allah
Dirka dirka muhammad jihad
Haka sherpa sherpa
Abac allah

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:51 PM (8YpvS)

106 you know, things can always get worse.
==
According to the Grand Tour TV show, China has a problem with people watching porn in their cars and whacking it. They did a China tour and supposedly showed the roads had signs and camera's positioned to catch those who were not watching the road.

Posted by: and wonders why nobody notices at April 21, 2026 01:51 PM (anL5R)

107 Excellent.

What good are teeth if you’re not willing to bite?
Maybe our GOP Congress could learn something.
lol, I kid, they only want to be in the minority….

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 01:51 PM (4KUe5)

108 "Gypsies, Sikhs, and Teeth" was Cher's worst song.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:50 PM (iJfKG)


When I was 5 years old I was driving my step-sister insane by singing "Beans, beans, crambam beans!" along with Cher, on the radio

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)

109 don't see why they aren't. The Fed dictate every aspect of driving and the rules that they have to follow while on the road.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:48 PM (8YpvS)

The problem is giving it to the Feds will make the process corrupt in all 50 states instead of just the leftard ones.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:53 PM (AucCq)

110 It's almost like they're all bought.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
====
It is more that the Senate is the Keystone of American Government corruption for them and their friends. It is a chance for generational wealth and power that the current members have no desire to rock the boat.

And the elaborate rules of the Senate like unanimous consent, the filibuster, and failures to recess are kept in place just so the looting can continue.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

111 Fine. As long as they didn't run over any crows.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM (UjdFS)

112 And the elaborate rules of the Senate like unanimous consent, the filibuster, and failures to recess are kept in place just so the looting can continue.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

Wait. You don't think Republicans are in on it, too?

I thought they were Fightin'.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM (AucCq)

113 That handle is giving me flashbacks

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (AucCq)

What I'd do last time?

Posted by: pookysgirl, racking her brain at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM (Wt5PA)

114 Most of the...World is dog eat dog because only your family, perhaps your clan, matters"

FIFY

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:55 PM (XuXeR)

115
The state also is claiming they will need to up taxes because there is not enough to finish the bridges and interchanges on the Interstates.
Which is true.
Posted by: Kindltot

=============

That's a little too rational. I'm guessing these facts are being urged on Klueless Kotex by Oregon officials who are focused on their jobs, results, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:55 PM (n7rxJ)

116 Wait. You don't think Republicans are in on it, too?

I thought they were Fightin'.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM


5X Match on donations today!

Posted by: The GOP, Fighting for You! at April 21, 2026 01:55 PM (4NO2D)

117 2 certainties here. 1. No consequences for the scumbags who employ these clowns. 2. Teamsters Union officials will fully support every Democrat on the ballot.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at April 21, 2026 01:56 PM (jt/rW)

118 we don't go after the trucking companies that hire these savages."

Guy has a license. How do you legally say no?
Posted by: man


Is he a wetback? If so, take his truck. Same as a drug dealer's car.

Trucking company doesn't like it? Should have vetted him better.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:56 PM (8YpvS)

119 Read about chameleon trucking firms--essentially shell corporations used to deflect liability and enable rapid switches using the same trucks and drivers to escape scrutiny and legal liability.
--
Oh, I know it well.

They'll stack 2-3 of the Aladdins in a truck and drive it 24 hours a day.
Not a valid license among them and not one listed on the policy.
And that's the good ones.

They've injected several fake trucking companies into the system who exist just to steal the load.

Such as Guy Ferrie having $2mm of his tequila stolen.
Or the recent theft of Kit-Kats.

But, it's going after you now:
Car shipper brokers are hiring shell companies who hire shells who change the delivery address.
And your car is gone, gone, gone.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 01:56 PM (tUP1A)

120 Report: SAVE Act dead in Senate because apparently the GOP doesn't want to save America anymore

-
"Anymore"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Thune knows now that he can't save Cornyn in the primary is my guess. He was blowing smoke about the SAVE act just to try to save that creep's seat.

And yet, the rest of the GOP Senators don't take this opportunity to start objecting to unanimous consent, make a call to recess, etc to punish Thune for his insolence.
----

I wish Musk would take up this matter.

No, seriously. He has the bandwidth.

Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2026 01:57 PM (TN0g+)

121 They've injected several fake trucking companies into the system who exist just to steal the load.

Such as Guy Ferrie having $2mm of his tequila stolen.
Or the recent theft of Kit-Kats.

But, it's going after you now:
Car shipper brokers are hiring shell companies who hire shells who change the delivery address.

And your car is gone, gone, gone.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



You car is up in Kansas pulling a wagon.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (8YpvS)

122 91 75 His street name is Gropey McGropepants I hear. Is he really 18? Did they verify that?
Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 01:47 PM (Q0yOR)

More below. None of this makes sense. He's 18, should have tried as an adult but they tried in juvenile court since the victims were juveniles. What???? How about deportation? Charges were slapped down to misdemeanor level since felony would be an auto deport? Guess he's not leaving Fairfax City anytime soon......

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The judge said that for the victims, the offenses had "adjusted how they move through life," underscoring the lasting effect the assaults had on the students involved.

After serving his sentence, Flores Ortiz will be placed on two years of probation. The judge also ordered him to undergo a psychosexual evaluation and complete any treatment recommended as a result.

Addressing Flores Ortiz directly, the judge struck a more measured tone at the close of the hearing, telling him, "I absolutely believe in redemption" and, "this does not define you."

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (kX27y)

123
OrangeManBad shoves NY under the A Train.

"I fuckin' TOLD you, dumbasses."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (y9nCu)

124 120 I wish Musk would take up this matter.

No, seriously. He has the bandwidth.
Posted by: Crusader at April 21, 2026 01:57 PM (TN0g+)

He's too busy kissing up to the WEF and advocating for Universal Basic Income.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (iXqHn)

125 What I'd do last time?

Posted by: pookysgirl, racking her brain at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM (Wt5PA)

No it was the other part. The "curious" part. She was a pip.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (AucCq)

126 So what's the deal with the video game Pragmata? The plot seems to be you have two characters, a man in power armor that is good with weapons and an android that looks like a girl that can hack enemy computer systems and they work together to defeat evil robots or something

I see a bunch of comments that the game is pedophiliac or something and a bunch of other comments saying those people are weirdos that can't appreciate the relationship is something like father and daughter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

127
Here's the scam (and you're paying for it):

- Company A wins the bid for the load.
- Company Dirka Muhammed LLC gets subcontracted the load

===============

Company Dirka Muhammed shouldered most of the law-breaking tasks, but it seems the scam starts with Company A.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 01:59 PM (n7rxJ)

128 The problem is giving it to the Feds will make the process corrupt in all 50 states instead of just the leftard ones.
Posted by: ...
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That ship has already sailed, the Feds can make the states do whatever the Feds want due to the Commerce clause explicitly, even before the current reading in NLRB v. Jones and Laughlin Steel, allowed the Feds to regulate transportation of goods and people across state lines. That is why the ICC existed even in the Dual Federalism era. See Gibbons v. Ogden for why.

Laws and constitutions don't matter much when the Democrats are now openly a Mafia like organization and the GOP being the cowardly types that look the other way. The issue is the decay of society to allow that rather than specific policies.

You cannot have a Constitution nor Rule of Law if Democrat ran jurisdictions don't agree to respect and enforce those laws. Democrats have embraced their full Joker identity where criminals are good, citizens are bad, and government exists to punish their enemies and reward their friends with loot.

The only resolution, like the Constitutional Convention realized, is to use force and Scotus to make them comply. Lincoln faced the same.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

129 I’ve noticed an insane amount of garbage on the die of interstates recently. Yeah there has always been trash on the side of the road. But in the last few years it’s doubled at least.

What happened 3ish years ago? Tens of thousands of 3rd world invaders started driving trucks.

Just a coincidence I’m sure .

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 02:00 PM (ohom6)

130 126 I see a bunch of comments that the game is pedophiliac or something and a bunch of other comments saying those people are weirdos that can't appreciate the relationship is something like father and daughter.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

The "The Little Girl is actually a Robot or a 5000 Year Old Demon" thing is a common Japanese trope, and it rubs some people the wrong way.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 02:00 PM (iXqHn)

131 122 Fairfax is lost. Those who run that county are batshit crazy. Sad because it used to be a pretty good place. Did a lot of work with the police up that way long ago. Now? Hell no. Detective friend retired and was glad to get out relatively unscathed.

Posted by: turambar at April 21, 2026 02:01 PM (Q0yOR)

132 What I'd do last time?

Posted by: pookysgirl, racking her brain at April 21, 2026 01:54 PM (Wt5PA)

No it was the other part. The "curious" part. She was a pip.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (


Her cousin's barber's rabbi's cousin turned out to be right about the Pope though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)

133 No it was the other part. The "curious" part. She was a pip.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (AucCq)

Okay, as long as it wasn't me. I have to tell Pooky at least once a month that I am NOT responsible for what Dream Me does.

Posted by: pookysgirl denies liability at April 21, 2026 02:02 PM (Wt5PA)

134 Sarb-Ox statues should apply to all levels of government functionaries. A 53% wrongly issued licenses isn't just an oversight; it's malfeasance.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 02:03 PM (diia5)

135
5X Match on donations today!
Posted by: The GOP, Fighting for You! at April 21, 2026 01:55 PM (4NO2D)




Okay, so how's about you get the 5X Match guy to write you a fuckin' check and I'll keep my gorram money until you actually do something to earn it?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:03 PM (y9nCu)

136 As NY resident I can assure you even the natives suck at driving. And they are obnoxiously stupid about it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 02:04 PM (gu0hJ)

137 I hope gas prices go down soon. My son drives a diesel truck, which he named Marvin. Marvin is currently parked in front of my house.
Posted by: jmel

One of my neighbors has a Ram Turbo Diesel. The thing is a beast. The tires are almost as tall as I am. I mean that thing is really huge. Can't imagine how much it costs to gas it up.

Posted by: Tuna at April 21, 2026 02:04 PM (lJ0H4)

138 CDL

Can't
Drive
Legally

Posted by: Meet n Jeet at April 21, 2026 02:05 PM (HcoTw)

139 New Hungarian PM says Hungary will arrest Netanyahu if he visits. Reversal from a pro-Israel Orban.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 02:05 PM (ohom6)

140
we don't go after the trucking companies that hire these savages."

Guy has a license. How do you legally say no?
Posted by: man

=================

That's where reputations and reliability and that sort of thing need to come back, rubber stamping has to stop. Guy has a license. He's a driver for Dirka Muhammed Trucking. Is Dirka Muhammed Trucking a company with a record of reliability and quality?

There are plenty of firms and vendors who go one step beyond the application form and avoid doing business with hinky partners.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 21, 2026 02:06 PM (n7rxJ)

141 I have always loved the Duffy family.
Definitely a great hire.

Sean Duffy: Effort to recruit gamers as air traffic controllers 'wildly successful'

https://tinyurl.com/2sbazn9t

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

142 New Hungarian PM says Hungary will arrest Netanyahu if he visits. Reversal from a pro-Israel Orban.
Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 02:05 PM


He'll have to get in line.

Posted by: Macron at April 21, 2026 02:06 PM (4NO2D)

143 Posted by: pookysgirl denies liability at April 21, 2026 02:02 PM (Wt5PA)

Definitely not you. How are you feeling and how are things going?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 02:07 PM (AucCq)

144 126 So what's the deal with the video game Pragmata? The plot seems to be you have two characters, a man in power armor that is good with weapons and an android that looks like a girl that can hack enemy computer systems and they work together to defeat evil robots or something

I see a bunch of comments that the game is pedophiliac or something and a bunch of other comments saying those people are weirdos that can't appreciate the relationship is something like father and daughter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

It's a father-daughter game.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 21, 2026 02:08 PM (okun6)

145 The Democrat Congresswoman from Florida who was accused of stealing $5 million from FEMA just resigned.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 02:08 PM (viF8m)

146 IRGC ditches the peace talks in Islamabad.

The fire is coming for them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

147 Charge the new york DMV people with accessories to multiple murders for every traffic death with a foreigner with a CDL.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (xvV+O)

148 There is a single address (a beat up old office building) in Signal Hill, California that has over 700 different trucking companies listed as being domiciled in a single office.

These are the illegal immigrants who are used on Double Brokering.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (dIske)

149 Wait. You don't think Republicans are in on it, too?

I thought they were Fightin'.
Posted by: ...

The GOP types are normally seeking legal grift rather than the blantant criminality of their Demorat counterparts but I never like the Senate even when I worked on the Hill for a House member.

The modern filibuster has made things much worse than the 70's along with the spending during the Bush years becoming entrenched.

I reasonably believe that about 500 up to perhaps 1 Trillion dollars per year is simply stolen by the political system to reward themselves and to buy votes. Another 300-500 billion is likely to be simply waste which again serves the needs of the donor and political establishments.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

150 Definitely not you. How are you feeling and how are things going?
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 02:07 PM (AucCq)

I'm cautiously optimistic. My numbers yesterday were good, the embryo's numbers were good, we just have to wait #twoweeks for the confirmation ultrasound.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying hard to be patient at April 21, 2026 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

151 IRGC ditches the peace talks in Islamabad.

The fire is coming for them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)


I think the whole Iran conflict is a master class in how to deal with a borderline-personality disorder girlfriend.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

152
New Hungarian PM says Hungary will arrest Netanyahu if he visits. Reversal from a pro-Israel Orban.
Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 02:05 PM (ohom6)



No he won't. Magyar's a pussy, just like 90% of Euro males.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)

153 137 One of my neighbors has a Ram Turbo Diesel. The thing is a beast. The tires are almost as tall as I am. I mean that thing is really huge. Can't imagine how much it costs to gas it up.

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at April 21, 2026 02:13 PM (oY6Yp)

154 2
People talking on phones while driving are the worst offenders.

However-

I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving. Just motoring along while holding her plate on top of her steering wheel and using a fork, so-

you know, things can always get worse.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:45 PM (iJfKG)
She was using just a fork? Where was her spoon?

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 02:14 PM (LHPAg)

155 I had 205,000 OTR miles on my CDL form 2013-2015.

It's a horrible industry peopled with people of too low a character to be carnies.

The job itself is a bizarre mix of indentured servitude, prison, and camping.

Some owner-operators can still make a living at it, but it's rare.

It ain't Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:14 PM (rcmwR)

156 Posted by: pookysgirl, trying hard to be patient at April 21, 2026 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

Thank you for letting me know. I am praying.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 02:14 PM (AucCq)

157 Texting/ video feed/chats/pizza slicing
Posted by: man
---

Don't forget the all important monitor that one uses to operate all the accessories. Not a distraction at all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:15 PM (YvvFZ)

158 136 As NY resident I can assure you even the natives suck at driving. And they are obnoxiously stupid about it.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

But the laws of physics make it much worse for a driver of an 80,000 lb truck to do stupid shit than a car/suv/pickup weighing 5-6000 lbs. They are probably going to survive a collision with a car; those people in a car/suv/pickup not so much.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

159 I used to run a fleet out of Maryland 30 years ago and when talking to the owner he stated he wouldn't let 80% of the drivers on the road borrow his car to run to the store... It has NOT gotten better since.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2026 02:16 PM (affD0)

160 At least it's a start.

So now pull all funding to CA due to the billion/trillion dollar fraud schemes since they are pushing through the "Stop Nick Shurley Act".

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 21, 2026 02:16 PM (M7rua)

161 158.

The videos and pics they showed me at CDL school made Faces of Death look like Barney and Friends.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (rcmwR)

162 No he won't. Magyar's a pussy, just like 90% of Euro males.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)
_____________________

Magyar is fixated on "corruption"...and Orban allowed it to fester. One of the reasons that Magyar left Orban's side and party was that the cabinet ministers were turning a blind eye to corruption (including child trafficking). Magyar's wife at the time was in the Ministry that refused to punish those responsible...so Magyar left both the party AND his wife....and restarted a political party that was inactive. In short, Orban brought this on himself. And, Magyar is going to take Hungary along with the rest of the EU due to his narrow vision and personal vendettas.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (dIske)

163 I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving.
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"What's your spaghetti in a bag policy?"
/s/ Charlie Kelly

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (tUP1A)

164
The "The Little Girl is actually a Robot or a 5000 Year Old Demon" thing is a common Japanese trope, and it rubs some people the wrong way.
==
TBF the japanese are known for vending machine panties.

Posted by: half a bubble off center at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (anL5R)

165 163.

That's why it was so sad when the old "Cup o' Pizza" place closed down.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (rcmwR)

166 When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (Nzn8S)

167 I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving.
--
I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic 's

Posted by: but the hair . . . at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (anL5R)

168 Rep. Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL-20) resigns, third House member to quit this month

Had won special election in 2022 to fill the seat left vacant after the death of Alcee Hastings.

Charges:

Conspiracy to commit the theft of government funds
Theft of government funds
Conspiracy to commit money laundering
Money laundering (x7)
Conspiracy to make and receive straw donor contributions
Making and receiving straw donor contributions
Conspiracy to make a false and fraudulent statement on a tax return
Aiding and assisting a false and fraudulent statement on a tax return
Making a false statement to a federal agency
Concealment and falsification of a record or document

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

169 When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (Nzn8S)
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As Det. Frank Drebbin counseled.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

170 heh. Iran has chosen poorly.

Expect Chris Murphy to fly in with James Taylor as human shields.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM (rcmwR)

171 TBF the japanese are known for vending machine panties.

Posted by: half a bubble off center at April 21, 2026 02:18 PM (anL5R)
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Their vending machines have to wear panties?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (Fi81e)

172 148 There is a single address (a beat up old office building) in Signal Hill, California that has over 700 different trucking companies listed as being domiciled in a single office.

These are the illegal immigrants who are used on Double Brokering.
Posted by: Orson
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Third world operation in a first world country.
They don't care and will continue to push it.
If we don't care and let it go then we become a third world country. We must look severely upon those who in any way permit this to exist.
Here's looking at you, Pubbies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (YvvFZ)

173 Denied!!
- District Judge, soon

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 02:22 PM (ohom6)

174 I thought they were Fightin'.
Posted by: ...

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Somebody told me everybody was Kung-fu fightin'.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

175 172 Here's looking at you, Pubbies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:21 PM (YvvFZ)

"DONATE! No, we're not going to do anything about it, because when we're in charge, we can't beg you to DONATE!"

-GOP

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (iXqHn)

176 But the laws of physics make it much worse for a driver of an 80,000 lb truck to do stupid shit than a car/suv/pickup weighing 5-6000 lbs. They are probably going to survive a collision with a car; those people in a car/suv/pickup not so much.
===
*automobile mfgers sense a change in the market*
*12 months later*

Introducing the family 18 wheeler! You too can own the road like a trucker.

Posted by: invisible hand is visible at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (anL5R)

177 heh. Iran has chosen poorly.

Expect Chris Murphy to fly in with James Taylor as human shields.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM


This is acceptable.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)

178 Trump urges Iran to release 8 women reportedly set to be hanged in show of goodwill ahead of peace negotiations

... frankly, I think this dooms them

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:23 PM (RHGPo)

179 I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving.
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I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic 's
Posted by: but the hair . . . at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (anL5R)
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Off the shoulder or Orion?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e)

180 I once saw a woman eating spaghetti from a plate while driving.
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I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic 's
Posted by: but the hair . . . at April 21, 2026 02:19 PM (anL5R)
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Off the shoulder or Orion?
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 02:24 PM



All these memories ... lost ... like cake .. in .. rain

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (4NO2D)

181 heh. Iran has chosen poorly.

Expect Chris Murphy to fly in with James Taylor as human shields.
Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 02:20 PM

This is acceptable.
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WOAH.
Can we spin up USAID in time to recruit danger hairs to travel to Iran to work as human shields????

Posted by: just hear me out . . . at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (anL5R)

182 All these memories ... lost ... like cake .. in .. rain

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (4NO2D)

Yes!

Wait.

👀

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (AucCq)

183 151 IRGC ditches the peace talks in Islamabad.

The fire is coming for them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

I think the whole Iran conflict is a master class in how to deal with a borderline-personality disorder girlfriend.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

But there is the time tested advice of never putting your d*** into crazy in the first place.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (N39Ws)

184 , Magyar is going to take Hungary along with the rest of the EU due to his narrow vision and personal vendettas.
Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (dIske)


We of course, are far better than that. We just have to get rid of a few contrary voices who are obvious traitors, and update the flags in our X accounts

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:27 PM (rbvCR)

185 I think the whole Iran conflict is a master class in how to deal with a borderline-personality disorder girlfriend.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

But there is the time tested advice of never putting your d*** into crazy in the first place.
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But that's where the oil is.

Posted by: economy of style at April 21, 2026 02:28 PM (anL5R)

186 Somebody told me everybody was Kung-fu fightin'.

Posted by: Axeman

Those cats?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 21, 2026 02:28 PM (yFLFB)

187 45 This is so werd. The one reason for women in the (natural) world is to have babies. That's, you know, the whole point of their biology.

well, that and makin' sammiches.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (oY6Yp)

188 178 Trump urges Iran to release 8 women reportedly set to be hanged in show of goodwill ahead of peace negotiations

Goodwill? Not hanging them is goodwill? Please. You've got your boot on their necks, stop the palaver and twist and snap it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 21, 2026 02:29 PM (INQN/)

189 But there is the time tested advice of never putting your d*** into crazy in the first place.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 21, 2026 02:26 PM (N39Ws)


The fact is that if everyone knows something, everyone says it, everyone gives this as advice to follow, and it happens. Every. Damned. Time then it is not actually advice as much as the equivalent to telling people to stop breathing.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

190 This is so werd. The one reason for women in the (natural) world is to have babies. That's, you know, the whole point of their biology.

well, that and makin' sammiches.
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you forgot putting that smelly stuff on top of the toilet tanks in the bathroom

Posted by: ron at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (anL5R)

191 Chris Murphy is in FULL "it is sarcasm" mode

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

192 Whoopi Goldberg: This will come as interesting surprise to everyone. Do you know who just lost one of his biggest supporters over the ongoing war in Iran? Far-right commentator Tucker Carlson says he regrets ever helping to put you-know-who in the White House.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

193 Chris Murphy is in FULL "it is sarcasm" mode
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:30 PM (RHGPo)


He would be better to take his lumps and claim that it was a poorly thought, executed and published comment pooped out while he was half asleep on the toilet, and he deserves the abuse for being a dipsh___

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 02:32 PM (rbvCR)

194 A thousand years ago to obtain a CDL one must pass a written and a driving test. The test was administered by State Troopers and they were serious with their clipboard minds on what one must do and not do to pass the test.

There were no 'schools', one acquired knowledge by working up; starting with smaller trucks then either dump trucks or cement trucks. My first try (cement) the lady was going to give a go but the pass fail question was, 'do you know how to start it?'.
- listen closely and you can hear the sound of a man tumbling from a three story building -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:33 PM (YvvFZ)

195 🚨 Fox News’ @brithume
says Virginia redistricting is “hardball politics,” adding: “Voters are supposed to choose the party they want to vote for, the party is not supposed to choose the voters!”

“When you redistrict like this - and gerrymander like mad - that’s effectively what you are doing. You’re setting it up in a way that you are sure that you can win by the way you draw the districts. That’s what’s happening here.”

“It is absolutely hardball politics to be sure - both parties are doing it, and in Virginia’s case it’s particularly egregious.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

196 Joy Reid: “Democrats do not play politics the way Republicans do. They try to play by the rules."

Maury Povich: LOL

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

197 Joy Reid: “Democrats do not play politics the way Republicans do. They try to play by the rules."

Maury Povich: LOL
Posted by: SMOD



Testing determined THAT IS A LIE.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 02:37 PM (8YpvS)

198 "I think the highest portion of your insurance is used to service the effects of un-insured drivers."

This is the argument that has to be made to the soft brains that don't like "the optics" of deportations. Even the illegals that come here and work without causing trouble are taking from us. They use emergency rooms for health care, their kids get free lunches at schools, and they drive without licenses or insurance. All that is on the taxpayer.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 21, 2026 02:41 PM (4MsaP)

199 Sean Duffy: Effort to recruit gamers as air traffic controllers 'wildly successful'
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Hey, where is the re-spawn area?
-Gamers

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 02:45 PM (Dv3i1)

200 Reward for a criminal on the run.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8d2j7b

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Just bait a trap with Snickers bars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 02:48 PM (ndZc7)

201 187 45 This is so werd. The one reason for women in the (natural) world is to have babies. That's, you know, the whole point of their biology.

well, that and makin' sammiches.
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You left out talking a lot.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 02:52 PM (FmapG)

202 27 Make CDLs Federal.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (JTLUe)

No thanks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 03:35 PM (E6xSb)

Of Course: Seized Iranian Ship Was Carrying Dual-Use Materials From China for Use in Building Ballistic Missiles

Say, didn't China agree to not send weapons to Iran?

The Iranian ship seized by U.S. Marines on Monday after attempting to break through President Trump's blockade was reportedly found to be carrying dual-use chemicals shipped from China that are commonly used to manufacture ballistic missiles.

In an interview on Tuesday, President Trump confirmed the report, describing the chemicals as a "gift from China." He added that he was surprised by it because he thought he "had an understanding with President Xi."


It's time to deploy the oil weapon against China.

Trump is now in defacto control of Venezuelan oil and Iranian oil, which together provide China with much of its oil. It's time to remind China of that.


Tucker Carlson is now apologizing for having supported Trump.

The Nazi Brothers, Tucker and Buckley, scheme about purging all "Christian Zionists" out of government.

EXCLUSIVE--Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.

One of first Nazi laws was banning most Jews from government.

The Carlson brothers' proposed "update" is to also purge Christian Zionists.

The only enemy of the people they mentioned by name in this bizarre segment was @SebGorka, Trump's most trusted counterterrorism advisor in the White House.

Gorka is a staunch American patriot and a fierce anti-Communist.

So why does Tucker want him gone?

Because Gorka also believes that a close relationship with Israel enhances U.S. national security.

The Carlson brothers' proposed purge would also cover Stephen Miller (@StephenM), @SusieWiles, and basically every single one of Trump's most loyal advisors.

Of course, such a purge also would have included their late, great father, Amb. Dick Carlson, a mentor of mine, who held numerous government roles and had worked with the CIA.

In the 13 months since their Dad died, Tucker and his brother Buckley have repeatedly vilified -- and outright questioned the loyalties of -- anyone who was like him, a Christian who supported the Jewish state.

And both Tucker and Buckley have flirted with Holocaust denial, particularly in recent months.


Mowbray points out that Tuq'r Qarlson refuses to say that the Holocaust killed six million Jews. He just says "a lot," which is Holocaust denier thing -- they always say something like "I'm not denying something happened, I just question the numbers." He also always makes sure he says that "a lot of other people" were killed in the Holocaust, which is true, but once again is a well-known tactic to downplay Hitler's industrial scale murder of Jews.

And he says that Tuq'r denied the six million figure in a private conversation:

Despite extensive research, I could not find a single example of Tucker acknowledging the extraordinarily well-documented fact that six million Jews were exterminated in the Holocaust.

Which brings me to a private conversation Tucker and I had maybe 15 years ago, one which I had written off at the time -- but in hindsight, probably shouldn't have. (We've never been close, but would chat if we ran into each other.)

For some reason, I think because I had just toured Yad Vashem, I mentioned to him how mind-boggling it is that the Nazis murdered six million Jews.

Tucker shot me a strange look, almost incredulous.

Sarcastically, I quipped, "You're not one of those nutjobs who don't believe that six million Jews died, are you?"

Instead of a jabbing back or acting indignant, Tucker responded, "I mean, whatever, Hitler killed a bunch of different people."

Mowbray posted that last week. Tuq'r still hasn't contradicted it.


Tuq'r also claims that Trump is not a Christian, but subscribes to a religion that Tuq'r just made up called "Israelism," which is Tuq'r's way to say "Jews" while denying he's saying "Jews."

@TRUMPGIRL_STL

Apr 19

Tucker Carlson says Donald Trump's religion is not Christianity -- it is "Israelism."
"What's the religion of Donald Trump? It's not Christianity, clearly.

It's Israelism. It's the defense of Israel."

Tucker's argument is that Trump's real priority is not America, not Christianity, and not Jesus -- it is Israel.


Hello! I hope everyone's feeling good. I feel better after a good night's sleep.

Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood ...

that The Blade is FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

2 Of course

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (YwEeS)

3 I nooded, so feel no guilt for being a non-nooder of questionable parentage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 12:12 PM (0sNs1)

4 China is asshoe. China is liar.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

5 ...surprising, none.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:13 PM (ytyaf)

6 Tucker Carlson: I�ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I�m sorry for misleading people. pic.twitter.com/B9TATFSSdy

Tucker, go f*ck yourself with a muzzie camel infested with fleas and STDs...

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

7 Return of the foreign concessions in China?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (2GVsD)

8 'Israelism' is a new one. Usually they go for Zionism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

9 It's time to deploy the oil thermonuclear weapon against China.

Vaporize the entire country before it's too late.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (abIsI)

10 Say, didn't China agree to not send weapons to Iran?
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Commies have their own tradition like taqiyya.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (Fi81e)

11 Too bad we have the wrong man in charge at this point in history.

TUCKER CARLSON from deadline.

Tucker Carlson offered a mea culpa on his podcast for supporting Donald Trump in his 2024 presidential campaign, telling his viewers and listeners that he will be “tormented by it for a long time.”

In a conversation with his brother Buckley, a Trump speechwriter, Carlson said on his show on Monday, “You wrote speeches for him. I campaigned for him. We’re implicated in this, for sure. It’s not enough to say, ‘Well, I changed my mind,’ or like, ‘This is bad. I’m out.’ It’s like, in very small ways, but in real ways, you and me and millions of people like us are the reason this is happening right now.”

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (Sco7b)

12 EXCLUSIVE--Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.

Does Tucky want the Jews to wear yellow stars?

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

13 in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,”

Well, it's dual-use to Russians, who will drink rocket fuel if they can get a buzz.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (mr1OZ)

14 What turned him into a nazi asshole? Father not give him enough? Stepmom gave him nothing? Get his brat out of JDs office

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (kJmLc)

15 I am imagining a bunch of 20-something Marines hyped up on Green Monsters and Zyn packs going through containers like it Christmas morning. Hopefully they’re aren’t any Chinese concubines…

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (7kply)

16 Semper Fi!

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 21, 2026 12:15 PM (sFNX2)

17 6 Tucker Carlson: I�ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I�m sorry for misleading people. pic.twitter.com/B9TATFSSdy

Tucker, go f*ck yourself with a muzzie camel infested with fleas and STDs...
Posted by: Don Lemon


Needs an anxiety bag - full of dicks

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:15 PM (abIsI)

18 Hmmm.

There ARE benefits to reading the content.
Do other people know about this?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 12:15 PM (Sco7b)

19 "In the 13 months since their Dad died, Tucker and his brother Buckley have repeatedly vilified -- and outright questioned the loyalties of -- anyone who was like him, a Christian who supported the Jewish state."

Hmmmm ... hmmmm ... big-time Daddy Issues? That would explain a lot. It ain't only the promiscuous THOTs who have Daddy Issues. The Blade much prefers promiscuous THOTs over these two Carlson queefs, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

20 9 It's time to deploy the oil thermonuclear weapon against China.

Vaporize the entire country before it's too late.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (abIsI)

Take a fair few bombs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

21 Damn. Almost like China and all communists are the enemy.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (exUIe)

22 Tucker Carlson: I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people. pic.twitter.com/B9TATFSSdy
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Too bad we didn't get Kamala?

I'm going to be tormented by how many times I went to bat for you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (Fi81e)

23 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

You can have all of mine...those bastards make a hell of a lot of noise and strip my pecan tree of nuts before they're even read to be harvested and eaten, and here in Sandy Eggo, I'm not allowed to even use an airsoft to shoo them away.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

24 21 Damn. Almost like China and all communists are the enemy.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (exUIe)

Yes, since 1949.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

25 Hmmmm ... hmmmm ... big-time Daddy Issues? That would explain a lot. It ain't only the promiscuous THOTs who have Daddy Issues. The Blade much prefers promiscuous THOTs over these two Carlson queefs, though.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

I definitely do not want to see their tits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

26 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.


Cucker Tarlson can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (8YpvS)

27 Some people just can't get over a bad deal on a watch I guess.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (exUIe)

28 Lots of types - deletes going on

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (QPfRa)

29 Carlson, you have plenty of money. I suggest you use it to retire into obscurity.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (99eI0)

30 How long before Tucker comes out as a tranny?

Over/Under - 9.5 months

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (oqH4h)

31 >> Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

We’ve seen how you treat shelves.

And a messenger bag? Nonstarter right there.

Caw!

Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (Y3swt)

32 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

I get lots of them. I leave a plate of food out on the patio table. If they ever leave me something, I want to find it.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (kJmLc)

33 10 Say, didn't China agree to not send weapons to Iran?
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Commies have their own tradition like taqiyya.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (Fi81e)

When there is no God, there is no morality, only what benefits you. A lie has no moral weight without God...
Now, the Muzzies have a God, and they lie, because their God is the father of lies...

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

34 Hello! I hope everyone's feeling good. I feel better after a good night's sleep.

Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

Avoid that guy. He kept trying to get me to drink valu-rite and look at the etchings in his van.

Posted by: The Crows at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)

35 Carlson flouncing from MAGA was inevitable once Trump called him a big dumbass.

But the fun part is where he obliquely takes credit for his election, by delivering his audience of right-wing political junkies who were going to crawl over glass for Trump whether or not Carlson ever existed.

That little self-aggrandizing humblebrag is the essence of Tuckerness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (BI5O2)

36 Maybe Tucker has a worm in his brain like that Kennedy fella, a pork tapeworm larva that ate half of his brain.

Or maybe Tucker has a toad or a small dwarf living in his stomach, causing him to suffer an inbalance of bodily humors.

Posted by: Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (79nfv)

37 Ace, why do you give Tucker this much coverage?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (FmapG)

38 This Carlson fellow is something of a nut job.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (ei1sX)

39 off sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

40 night lifted, the son is supposedly out as of late last week.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (aJQbY)

41 26 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.


Cucker Tarlson can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (8YpvS)

Why does the internet seem to so easily make people into caricature/parodies of themselves?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

42 So why does Tucker want him gone?

Because Gorka also believes that a close relationship with Israel enhances U.S. national security.

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This had been the predominant and uncontroversial belief of the vast majority of Democrats across the county and in Congress since the re-founding of Israel before the invasion of Israel by Hamas on 10/7.

I honestly believe that the Covid PsyOps coupled with numerous Mass Formation Psychosis Ops turned half the world literally clinically insane ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (xU6sC)

43 Tucker's argument is that Trump's real priority is not America, not Christianity, and not Jesus -- it is Israel.
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Tucker also thinks that Christians should be pretty cool with Muslims putting Jesus as their #2 behind Mu-mu.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Fi81e)

44 Trump is now in defacto control of Venezuelan oil and Iranian oil, which together provide China with much of its oil. It's time to remind China of that.
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A bit of a double poke to China. They were buying sanctioned oil, which is at a discount. Now they are forced into open market rates.

Posted by: scampydog at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (2bFN5)

45 29 Carlson, you have plenty of money. I suggest you use it to retire into obscurity.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 12:17 PM (99eI0)
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I suggest that he use it to engineer the world's largest salt-dispensing, chainsaw-embedded dildo/flamethrower and that he promptly become the sole beta-tester of his new invention.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (oqH4h)

46 China is asshoe. China is liar.
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:12 PM (ynpvh)


Well, you're familiar with asshoe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (ExV1e)

47 At this point who is defending Carlson ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (aUMnT)

48 You have to really wonder what’s driving people like Carlson- besides possibly VD.

What causes a person to completely lose touch with reality and fill that void with hatred, contempt and fiction that supports their delusions.

Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (Y3swt)

49
I honestly believe that the Covid PsyOps coupled with numerous Mass Formation Psychosis Ops turned half the world literally clinically insane ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (xU6sC)

The Dems hate the Constitution...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

50 Tucker responded, "I mean, whatever, Hitler killed a bunch of different people."

Ilhan Omar did that a few years ago too - referring to the millions of people killed "in Eastern Europe".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (n1OCj)

51 40 night lifted, the son is supposedly out as of late last week.
Posted by: RandomDave at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (aJQbY)

wonderful.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (kJmLc)

52 False.

These were to fuel Missiles for Peace and for the Feeding Starving Children.

Stop believing Jewish propaganda.

/s/ Tucker "Jihad" Carlson

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (tUP1A)

53 Another day of Cucker Tarlson stepping on his own (alleged) d!ick.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (TezPK)

54 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.

Wow. There are a lot of ideologies I don't want government workers to have, but supporting Israel is not on my list.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

55 30.

There is no doubt in my mind that he is compromised with something sexual he doesn't want to get out.

Few things in life will make a grown man debase themselves so completely as the threat of what or who they like to rub their peepee up against getting out.

Carrot and stick.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (exUIe)

56 Yes, 6M jews and 7M gentiles were estimated killed by the NotSees in camps. Amongst the gentiles killed were gypsies and the mentally incompetent...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

57 You have to really wonder what’s driving people like Carlson- besides possibly VD.

What causes a person to completely lose touch with reality and fill that void with hatred, contempt and fiction that supports their delusions.


Money.

Posted by: Qatar! at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (n1OCj)

58 Afternoon Ace.
I pointed this out before but back during the Crossfire days , Jon Stewart was a guest and told Carlson to his face "you're a dick". Don't pay much attention to Stewart or Carlson, but Stewart was spot on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (gu0hJ)

59 I still don’t understand this massive shift or what is enticing about converting to Islam, if that is what this is. Tucker was hardly hurting for money. I don’t think I could be bought like this and I am certainly not in a financial position personally that is one to envy.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (Wmg4n)

60 >> At this point who is defending Carlson ?

His brother and Candace Cuckoo.

Caw!

Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (Y3swt)

61 55 30.

There is no doubt in my mind that he is compromised with something sexual he doesn't want to get out.

Few things in life will make a grown man debase themselves so completely as the threat of what or who they like to rub their peepee up against getting out.

Carrot and stick.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (exUIe)

He uses a carrot and stick? Let me guess, the stick up his pee-pee, the carrot up his ass?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

62 Why does the internet seem to so easily make people into caricature/parodies of themselves?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)
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Because being a retarded clown on the internet means that you're largely removed from the physical consequences of doing the same shit IRL. Namely, having someone punch you in the mouth for being a dumbass.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (oqH4h)

63 in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,”

Well, it's dual-use to Russians, who will drink rocket fuel if they can get a buzz.
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (mr1OZ)

Most of these chemicals are much more than "dual" use; they are precursors for many useful products. Having said that, I am sure in this case Iran was buying the stuff to use as rocket fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (utfVc)

64 "It's time to deploy the oil weapon against China"

Put Xi's Tynee Ballz in a vise and squeeze. Casino-style.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (5xAqj)

65 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.

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Make them wear fashionable yellow stars?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

66 Tucker and Buckley? Their parents should have bought one of those 'Name Your Baby' books.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (UjdFS)

67 37 Ace, why do you give Tucker this much coverage?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (FmapG)

ace hates the traitor-who-was-friend above all other things, from what I have noticed. I quoted this before but Psalms 55:

"Now it is not an enemy who insults me—
otherwise I could bear it;
it is not a foe who rises up against me—
otherwise I could hide from him.
13 But it is you, a man who is my peer,
my companion and good friend!
14 We used to have close fellowship;
we walked with the crowd into the house of God."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

68 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley"

Ah. The Dulles brothers 2.0?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)

69 Tucker Jihad should assuage his guilt by giving a blow job to a 12 gauge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (tUP1A)

70 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

I've seen them swarming around anyone tossing French fries their way.

Posted by: fly gal at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (RM1wO)

71 63 in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,”

Well, it's dual-use to Russians, who will drink rocket fuel if they can get a buzz.
Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (mr1OZ)

Most of these chemicals are much more than "dual" use; they are precursors for many useful products. Having said that, I am sure in this case Iran was buying the stuff to use as rocket fuel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:22 PM (utfVc)

Baby formula...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

72 46 China is asshoe. China is liar.
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

Well, you're familiar with asshoe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 12:20 PM (ExV1e)

Suggested edit: 'Well, you really know your way around an asshole...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

73 I honestly believe that the Covid PsyOps coupled with numerous Mass Formation Psychosis Ops turned half the world literally clinically insane ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (xU6sC)

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I happen to believe that SSM was likely the first mass formation. There was just this very prevailing opinion that making 90-95% arguments that couldn't be closed to 100% arguments was just "being mean".

And now we're debating whether men can get pregnant.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

74 Tucker and Buckley? Sounds like a yuppies family's Golden Retrievers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (gu0hJ)

75 Tuckley and Bucker?

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (UjdFS)

76 Glad to hear you are feeling better, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (ytyaf)

77 69 Tucker Jihad should assuage his guilt by giving a blow job to a 12 gauge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:23 PM (tUP1A)

He might be triggered by that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

78 Why does the internet seem to so easily make people into caricature/parodies of themselves?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/


Maybe they were like that to begin with.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (III4G)

79 At this point who is defending Carlson ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 21, 202
******
Iran.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (NpAcC)

80 Tucker misled us on what a vile opportunist he really is.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (vbXSk)

81 14 What turned him into a nazi asshole? Father not give him enough? Stepmom gave him nothing? Get his brat out of JDs office
Posted by: night lifted
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Doesn't matter how or why he became vile publicly (likely it was true for a long time privately at his age). Time to simply consider him a demon in a skinsuit like most Dems and move on.

FWIW, His son quit April 18th to become a consultant in DC.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)

82 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government. One of first Nazi laws was banning most Jews from government.

Hard for me to get worked up over this. I mean, AIPAC and others do a very effective job of rooting out candidates who don't support Israel from government.

As long as both sides are using legal, non-violent, democratic means to sway voters and lobby elected officials, I'm fine with it, except AIPAC should probably register as a foreign agent since it appears to be acting on behalf of a foreign country.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:25 PM (YwIpu)

83 That Israeli soldier's destruction of that statue not looking so bad now, is it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

84 Oooooh, I can make Ace jealous by telling him that a local radio rock station is KRRO, "The Crow"! I see that they're selling tickets to the Weird Al concert, I should tell Pooky.

Posted by: pookysgirl, livin in an Amish paradise at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (Wt5PA)

85 61.

Just like Swallowell. Same deal. "Shut up and eat your Fang Fang or we'll send the pics to your friends at Fox News."

My guess is that Qatarzan and Candace are feeding at the same trough.

But it's probably just the money. 30 pieces of silver goes a long way.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (exUIe)

86 Because Gorka also believes that a close relationship with Israel enhances U.S. national security.
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Even if you don't want to get into the Biblical case, the past couple of months have demonstrated that Israel is the only ally we have of value. When there's a fight, they showed up, and were capable of contributing.

Literally everyone else was shown to be a convenience at best.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (vSvIl)

87 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley"

Ah. The Dulles brothers 2.0?
Posted by: man
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I am imagining a third brother named Chadwick, who has allegedly been banned from three country clubs.

Posted by: scampydog at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (2bFN5)

88 Many people followed this much more closely, but when did Carlson suddenly go off the deep end on so many things? To me it just seems within the course of 12 months . . . but were these bizarre changes of heart just latent all along?

Posted by: -DC at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (i3jTa)

89 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government. One of first Nazi laws was banning most Jews from government.

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I could get alarmed over this. I could also reflect how unlikely it is that this would be done prior to a Dem getting into office.

Where it's just understood that you can torch a governor's mansion because, well, he's a Jew--and that's totally the reason you don't want him as your running mate!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Fi81e)

90 Boy, Trump is getting it from all sides.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 12:27 PM (IifOV)

91 Have you ever met a person who wears a bow tie that wasn’t a total douchebag?

I rest my case.

Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:27 PM (EWq0C)

92 >>Even if you don't want to get into the Biblical case, the past couple of months have demonstrated that Israel is the only ally we have of value. When there's a fight, they showed up, and were capable of contributing.


Of course, pointing that out makes you a Zionist.

...or, some shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (ytyaf)

93 80 Tucker misled us on what a vile opportunist he really is.


there were signs!

his tweets about PDJT? just kind of slid over those I guess.

my question is, what demon convinced him that hating normal Christians and Jews is a godly thing to do.

well, a clever one I guess, but he was open to it from the start it seems.

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (j+aD2)

94
Chinese Flu was no accident.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (IifOV)

95 90 Boy, Trump is getting it from all sides.


which means, WE are

he's just in the way

of something very very dark

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (j+aD2)

96 88 Many people followed this much more closely, but when did Carlson suddenly go off the deep end on so many things? To me it just seems within the course of 12 months . . . but were these bizarre changes of heart just latent all along?
Posted by: -DC at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (i3jTa)

There definitely seemed to be a vital turning point. After the swap to X, about the same time Trump got elected. Maybe once Trump was Elect, his viewership dropped off? I know he had massive engagement there when he first made the swap during the Biden era.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

97 Qatarlson DOES understand that the Sword of Islam will not spare him when they take over, does he not?

Apparently not.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (iXqHn)

98 A crow committed suicide in front of my car yesterday.

It swooped down over the top on my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph, landed about 10 feet in front of me and I ran over him. It was a sickening thud that I can still hear. And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.

Sorry, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

99 94
Chinese Flu was no accident.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 12:28 PM (IifOV)

Well, it certainly didn't come from the wet market...not from pangolins, not from sea kraits...
And Fauci and company were well aware what was going on there. Yet Fauci is still free as a bird...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

100 but he was open to it "

Don Lemon perks up

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

101
Tucker & Buckley want Christians to have crosses sewn onto their clothing, possibly registration numbers tattoo'd on them.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (IifOV)

102 83 That Israeli soldier's destruction of that statue not looking so bad now, is it?



I'd like full context but .. no that is still bad!

Candy and Tuck do NOT represent Christians

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)

103 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.
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Standing on your deck erect is a violation of Bird Law.

Everyone knows this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (tUP1A)

104 Are prize courts still around for that ship seizure?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (XvL8K)

105 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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You probably know this, but on the crows, I wait for them to be around. Then I go outside and yell at them, while looking at them, and spread peanuts. And then walk away so they know I am not trying to trap them.

They always show up right after, maybe 5 minutes or so after I leave.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (53GQo)

106 The angst about Tucker seems like that voiced by a jilted lover. Be better. Just ignore him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YBtcQ)

107 98 A crow committed suicide in front of my car yesterday.

It swooped down over the top on my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph, landed about 10 feet in front of me and I ran over him. It was a sickening thud that I can still hear. And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.

Sorry, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

They're usually involved in murders, not suicides...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

108
The Nazi Brothers, Tucker and Buckley

The Happy Wanderers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (Cqx++)

109 Mowbray points out that Tuq'r Qarlson refuses to say that the Holocaust killed six million Jews. He just says "a lot,"

Is Ace saying it was exactly 6,000,000? I always thought the round numbers were estimates from the Soviets, since they were the first on the scene and to do an analysis. I guess we are relying on the Nazi reputation for exacting precision in carrying out their horrible goals.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YwIpu)

110 >>It swooped down over the top on my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph, landed about 10 feet in front of me and I ran over him. It was a sickening thud that I can still hear. And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.


Murder!

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (ytyaf)

111 83 That Israeli soldier's destruction of that statue not looking so bad now, is it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

IDF does not tolerate such behavior. I saw a story that he's being investigated within 24 hours of the original news.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 21, 2026 12:31 PM (aUMnT)

112 'Israelism' is a new one. Usually they go for Zionism
==
Then people ask them to define Zionism and they don't like the actual definition. So they made up a new thing that they can define however they want.

Posted by: Its always hatred in the end at April 21, 2026 12:31 PM (anL5R)

113 Sorry, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

They're usually involved in murders, not suicides...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

ace had better post some otter videos on the cafe, is all we are saying...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

114 Many people followed this much more closely, but when did Carlson suddenly go off the deep end on so many things? To me it just seems within the course of 12 months . . . but were these bizarre changes of heart just latent all along?

Posted by: -DC at April 21, 2026 12:26 PM (i3jTa)
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He got a bad case of "religious revelation" from what I can see. He was the "least religious Christian", but then just overnight started claiming a rebirth in faith and telling longer-term Christians what is consistent with their faith and what isn't.

Tucker got good at knocking down Dems to the point that they no longer wanted to even go on his show to run out the clock and concern troll. But he's always shown a slight tendency not to regulate his speech and effuse too much. Even back when he was perhaps my favorite commentator.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:31 PM (Fi81e)

115 >>Is Ace saying it was exactly 6,000,000? I always thought the round numbers were estimates from the Soviets, since they were the first on the scene and to do an analysis


Since when were the Soviets the first on the scene?

They were not present for many of the Camps liberation.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (ytyaf)

116 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley
......

What is their sister's name, and does she have four teats?

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)

117 Chy-na and Tucker are asshoe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (Wnv9h)

118 83 That Israeli soldier's destruction of that statue not looking so bad now, is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Is there an explanation for that? New info?

It looked incredibly staged to me, so I assume it was propaganda from the muzzies.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (53GQo)

119 semantics like "Israelism" are the province of LEFTISTS

Tuck is a rich fat dumb fuck

so of course, leans bolshie

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (j+aD2)

120 Speaking of weird stuff...

Watched the Nutflix Italian series The Monster of Florence, supposedly base on police interviews and court cases trying to convict a psycho murderer that killed couples from the late '60s until the mid '80s. Ew. It was grubby and grimey. No recco'comenda~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (diia5)

121 Have you ever met a person who wears a bow tie that wasn’t a total douchebag?

I rest my case.
Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:27 PM (EWq0C)

My grandpa, who was a chemistry professor. He was the opposite of a d-bag, and his students loved him because he had a way of simplifying complex issues in a relatable way. I have one of his bowties on my mantle to remind me of him.

I named my son after him and this past Easter, my son wore the cutest bowtie ever.

Posted by: pookysgirl,parent to two cute and smart kids at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (Wt5PA)

122 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

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Maybe try placing a life-sized cardboard cutout of Brandon Lee as "The Crow" out on your deck? https://is.gd/PRaz8h

/Glad you're feeling better, Ace!

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (xU6sC)

123 LA Mayor Candidate Spencer Pratt Confirms ‘Number 1 Buyer of Pacific Palisades Dirt Lots Is China'

So many cocksucking R's in the senate could care less.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (abIsI)

124 Sure has been an exciting year or two. Or six.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

125 United Church of Christ bishop says we need "Third Testament" because "the Bible has become problematic"

https://tinyurl.com/3235xybx

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We've already got the Penthouse Forum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ndZc7)

126 Aren't the Tuckers a bit too old to be members of the Hitler Youth?

Posted by: Another Anon at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (4h45B)

127 Is Ace saying it was exactly 6,000,000?
Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YwIpu)
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Nobody thinks that exactly six million Jews were murdered, Literal Larry.

Fucking buffoon.

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (oqH4h)

128 80 Tucker misled us on what a vile opportunist he really is. Posted by: illiniwek

I consider media personalities the same as carny barkers myself so I never gave a shit what Tucker said anyway nor his interviews.

The conservatives on the right spend a lot of time focusing on personalities and the fact that someone in the 'media' said something nice about conservatism. And they get their hearts broken again and again when media whores turn on them--see Robert Costa, David Brooks, Nicole Wallace, etc. etc. well before Qatarlson.

To appear in TV media requires those in it to essentially be actors playing scripted parts. For example, we did not get a glimpse of folksy Walter Cronkite's severe leftist bent until after Uncle Walter was already retired. He was acting just like a criminal does so they can slip in the knife, do the long con, etc. to their audience.

Now Qatarlson is essentially retired just like Me Again, both show their real ugly selves that have been hidden by a team of producers on networks that hid their personalities from the audiences.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

129 Has Tucker talked extensively about how much better life under Kamala would have been?

Honestly all he is doing is playing himself. But clearly his paymasters think this alters the conversation around Trump and makes it seem less like Demofags screaming into a useless void.

The problem is if you don't want to sound like it's just Demofags screaming into a useless void, then don't employ Demofags to scream into your useless void.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (AucCq)

130 couldn't

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (abIsI)

131 >>United Church of Christ bishop says we need "Third Testament" because "the Bible has become problematic"


Some of us are cool with just the one.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ytyaf)

132 Watched the Nutflix Italian series The Monster of Florence, supposedly base on police interviews and court cases trying to convict a psycho murderer that killed couples from the late '60s until the mid '80s. Ew. It was grubby and grimey. No recco'comenda~!

that was a great book tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)

133 98 A crow committed suicide in front of my car yesterday.

It swooped down over the top on my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph, landed about 10 feet in front of me and I ran over him. It was a sickening thud that I can still hear. And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.

Sorry, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)
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A depressed crow, tired of the rains and worried about the rumblings at Mount St. Helens.

Or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 12:34 PM (sZj7T)

134 126 Aren't the Tuckers a bit too old to be members of the Hitler Youth?
Posted by: Another Anon
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Like Goebbels, they don't dirty their hands themselves with such trifles, instead, they rely on motivating others with evil impulses to do their deeds. Same as Democrats do.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

135 And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.

Sorry, ace.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Better hope it was a raven, otherwise your car will be marked forever by crows.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 12:34 PM (YBtcQ)

136 Tuck n' Buck.

Sounds like some kind of sex thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 12:34 PM (xvhJH)

137 >>A depressed crow, tired of the rains and worried about the rumblings at Mount St. Helens.


It is seriously hard to hit any Corvid with a car. You almost never see it happen.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:35 PM (ytyaf)

138 Germany is making amends for the Holocaust by surrendering current Christian Germans to Islam, but German officials are still anti-freedom, anti-USA.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

139 that hid their personalities from the audiences.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (E4rtv)

They didn't hide it that well.

It's just that conservatives will spread their hooha for anyone that openly *doesn't* sound like Mao TseTung. That's where we are.

Will we as a general unit be more careful in the future instead of reflexively defending everyone, even when it's been made obvious they are clowning us, Marco Rubio?

No. No we will not.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:36 PM (AucCq)

140 The Nazi Brothers, Tucker and Buckley, scheme about purging all "Christian Zionists" out of government.

==

How's that going for them?? Right, Cucker got serious thrashing from Trump, their buddy got kicked out of DNI's office for leaking, and Cucker's son got purged out of the administration. I don't buy the stupid story that they waited 4 months to transition him. It takes days to replace a Cabinet Secretary. You don't no four months to move out some VP aid. But somebody in the administration was looking out for him, and gave him free 4 month of paychecks to see if he can land somewhere else. But no one in DC wanted him, and Ds have their own grifters to employ. So daddy needed to set up a "firm" for him to land. Maybe Vance is thinking of hiring him '28 and using campaign funds to pay for his "consulting". LOL.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)

141 One of first Nazi laws was banning most Jews from government.
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This action should be fully understood. In Germany at the time, doctors, many lawyers, most university professors, teachers, and clergy were also state employees, aside from the usual civil servants and petty bureaucrats.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)

142 Is Ace saying it was exactly 6,000,000? I always thought the round numbers were estimates from the Soviets, since they were the first on the scene and to do an analysis. I guess we are relying on the Nazi reputation for exacting precision in carrying out their horrible goals.
Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YwIpu)

They are Germans. And recorded a lot.

The Holocaust has often been turned into a narrative- by a lot of people. This is not to say that the Jews were not specifically targeted, but a lot of other groups were. The Gypsies for example also had massive losses, but they are often lost in the muddle (or they do not care to do PR.) Political prisoners, the mentally infirm (who were targeted by most of the west for sterilization), etc.

I have had always had a problem with the narratives, which often feels like what we are told, even if with the best of intentions. I find it of a piece with glossing over the Purges of the Stalin era (or just saying they only happened because Stalin.) Or the Cultural Revolution. Or any and all of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

143 Stupid question: what is a Christian Zionist???
Is that some scary label for an Evangelical or Catholic who doesn’t want to see Israel wiped off the map?

Is this a Candace Owen’s slur?

I haven’t been paying attention to their games, and this is a good reminder why. Gah, STFU!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)

144 my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph
.......

I hope you were in the fast lane with your left turn blinker on.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (UjdFS)

145 Since when were the Soviets the first on the scene?

They were not present for many of the Camps liberation.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (ytyaf)

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I always thought this was the case as well, garrett ... however, per Brave Search "AI":

"Soviet forces arrived to liberate the Nazi concentration camps first.

. The Soviet Red Army was the first Allied force to encounter and liberate a major Nazi camp, capturing Majdanek in Poland on July 22–23, 1944.

. They subsequently liberated other major camps, including Auschwitz on January 27, 1945, as well as Stutthof, Sachsenhausen, and Ravensbrück.

. American forces were the first to liberate camps in the West, with Ohrdruf being the first camp freed by the U.S. Army on April 4, 1945, followed by Buchenwald and Dachau in April and May 1945.

. British forces also played a significant role, liberating camps in northern Germany such as Bergen-Belsen and Neuengamme in April 1945."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (xU6sC)

146 Aren't the Tuckers a bit too old to be members of the Hitler Youth?

They go where the young boys are.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (K2eLE)

147 Crows are inferior corvids.
Barely above magpies.

/s/ The Raven Collective

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (tUP1A)

148 I think Tucker these days is too inconsistent to be actually be a Nazi or a fascist.

But he doesn't like Israel, that's for sure.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

149 Crows are filthy foreign invaders. They are not even native to North America. They came across on ships and caused havoc. Despite what you see on the intardnet, they are filthy buggers who feast on dead animals or any small baby animals they can find. Around here they pillage the squirrel nets for their young. You will generally find as a result they have fleas, ticks and sometimes maggots like most birds that eat carrion and garbage.

But yeah, go befriend them.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (iHitY)

150 Speaking of weird stuff...

Watched the Nutflix Italian series The Monster of Florence, supposedly base on police interviews and court cases trying to convict a psycho murderer that killed couples from the late '60s until the mid '80s. Ew. It was grubby and grimey. No recco'comenda~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (diia5)
_____

"The Paolo, he was on trip in Florence and his, how you say, strong member was known by the ladies as the 'monster of Florence' ...."

-- The Paolo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

151 A great way to improve your mental health is to develop a pathological hatred of a public figure you've never met and interpret everything they do as a direct and personal attack on you and your identity.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

152 He also always makes sure he says that "a lot of other people" were killed in the Holocaust, which is true, but once again is a well-known tactic to downplay Hitler's industrial scale murder of Jews.
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The critical difference being only two peoples were murdered as a result of explicit state policy, Jews and Roma.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (RIvkX)

153 What causes a person to completely lose touch with reality and fill that void with hatred, contempt and fiction that supports their delusions.

Money.
Posted by: Qatar! at April 21, 2026 12:21 PM (n1OCj)

And after his sorta conservative dad kicked he had no ore incentive to pretend?

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:38 PM (kJmLc)

154 Crows and Ravens have long memories. I find it best not to antagonize them. Just shoot them outright.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:38 PM (abIsI)

155 It is seriously hard to hit any Corvid with a car. You almost never see it happen.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:35 PM (ytyaf)

I swear I thought this said covid and that you were having a stroke. Turns out *I'm* the big dummy.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:38 PM (AucCq)

156 I am glad ace if feeling better. Happy ace , happy horde!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)

157 >>>Since when were the Soviets the first on the scene?
They were not present for many of the Camps liberation.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (ytyaf)

The big extermination camps were all in Poland and liberated by the Soviets, Auschwitze, Treblinka, etc.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:38 PM (YwIpu)

158 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government. One of first Nazi laws was banning most Jews from government.

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This is an op -- let me explain.

1. The muslims push for this.
2. Everyone reacts with shock "not who we are." laws are passed, standards are established. You do not call out people based on their religion. Period.
3. Muzzies are protected.

There is no "moderate" conquest of the world in the name of allah. There is no sharia or koran following that is compatible with the West. But to survive we must abandon some of the things that define us - freedoms and equality. Freedom to call for jihad and preach islam, and equality of those who want to destroy us.

They understand this and want to solidify those defining pillars of the West knowing that they will be our downfall. Tucker is working for them.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (53GQo)

159 They always go "yeah well what about Stalin?"

Not fooling me.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (AucCq)

160 1 Everybody says she's looking good
And the lady knows it's understood ...

that The Blade is FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade is quite the strutter when he's first.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (qivay)

161 Geez, nurse!, how awful I hosted a crow this morning who was using our bird bath to soak a dry croissant. He ate the whole thing!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (4KUe5)

162 Stupid question: what is a Christian Zionist???
Is that some scary label for an Evangelical or Catholic who doesn’t want to see Israel wiped off the map?

Is this a Candace Owen’s slur?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)
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Well, as all a "zionist" is is someone who backs the idea that the Jews should have a "home in Zion" and Zion is their native home.....

I am.

It's nothing like the "supremacy" Israel-haters play it up to be. It's not Zion uber alles.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

163 Crows and ravens will target baby lambs and peck their eyes out.

So charming!

Posted by: Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (anL5R)

164 131 >>United Church of Christ bishop says we need "Third Testament" because "the Bible has become problematic"


Some of us are cool with just the one.
Posted by: garrett
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I really wish heretics would simply quit trying to call themselves Christian whether Qatarlson or this twit.

Those folks practicing Wicca, crystals, or some other twaddle are more honorable than those that adopt the outside branding on a Christian but then use that to create their own religion.

Irenaeus of Lyon had their number in the second century AD in his Heresies book which basically lays out the template for every single heresy we see today in Christianity. All comes down to centering a religion on what people want to do rather than obey the word of the Lord.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

165 This is an op -- let me explain.

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Of course it's an op. They have identical talking points.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (GD0B3)

166 >> But yeah, go befriend them.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 12:37 PM (iHitY)

Nazi.

Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Y3swt)

167 >>I always thought this was the case as well, garrett ... however, per Brave Search "AI":

I knew they liberated the Eastern Camps...but it wasn't exclusive in any way.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (ytyaf)

168 United Church of Christ bishop says we need "Third Testament" because "the Bible has become problematic"


Some of us are cool with just the one.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ytyaf)

The second literally ends with a promise from The Lord to curse anyone who tries to modify it further.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (vSvIl)

169 >>All comes down to centering a religion on what people want to do rather than obey the word of the Lord.


Blaming the Argument of Utility is my gig, Whig.

Also, how are you doing? Recovery going well?

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:41 PM (ytyaf)

170 Services will be held Thursday at 2 PM for beloved Cal the Crow, who passed after being hit yesterday by a speeding Lesbaru in Seattle. He leaves behind a grieving wife and numerous children. Family asks that mourners bring something shiny.

Posted by: And Some Peanuts at April 21, 2026 12:41 PM (oftw2)

171 159 They always go "yeah well what about Stalin?"

Not fooling me.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (AucCq)

It IS weird when you think about it. Things like the Soviet Purges, Cultural Revolution or even the Killing Fields almost get relegated to lesser status than the Holocaust. It's almost seems like they are seen as more... egalitarian and therefore not as repugnant, morally.

It is just weird. It is all symptoms of the same shit. (Communism. Socialist thought.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

172 They understand this and want to solidify those defining pillars of the West knowing that they will be our downfall. Tucker is working for them.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 12:39 PM (53GQo)

Look at when they call for protection of "religious freedoms" in the UN. It's really about protection for them against criticism (and ultimately anti-blasphemy laws), not for everyone else.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (qivay)

173 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.


I leave them sorghum. They seem happy with it.

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (kJmLc)

174 Rush Limbaugh never liked Tucker.

That should bump his percentage of being right to 99.9%

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (M7rua)

175 Marxism-Jihadism! (tm)

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)

176 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

Puppy chow, cat chow, puppy chow, cat chow -- I'll keep beating the drum until the crows take notice.

Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (Av6i5)

177 My grandpa, who was a chemistry professor. He was the opposite of a d-bag, and his students loved him because he had a way of simplifying complex issues in a relatable way. I have one of his bowties on my mantle to remind me of him.

I named my son after him and this past Easter, my son wore the cutest bowtie ever.
Posted by: pookysgirl,


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Yeah, I wore a bowtie when I was a waiter. (does that count?)
I was cool - the only waiter that wore a real one and not a clip on. I did that so I could undue it during cleanup and look like James Bond.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (53GQo)

178 A crow committed suicide in front of my car yesterday.

It swooped down over the top on my car on Hwy 99 as I was going 35 mph, landed about 10 feet in front of me and I ran over him. It was a sickening thud that I can still hear. And then in my rear view mirror, a blast of black feathers.

Sorry, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

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You have been reported to PETA for a murder prosecution, criminal!

/As a teenager nearly 50 years ago, I was driving home to Las Vegas from nearby Mt. Charleston one night (very dark surroundings) when I suddenly spied a large (maybe great horned?) owl on the road in front of me in my headlights.

I tried to slam on the breaks but it was too late. The owl tried a vertical liftoff at the last second and slammed into my windshield.

I felt awful and had never hit anything before in a car. I was kind of shaken and didn't know if I should turn around to see if it was okay, or still alive and badly wounded, or dead ,,, but figured the damage had been done so kept driving.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (xU6sC)

179 Yeah, Action T4 was busy killing off defective citizens before they started rounding up the Jews.
Is that supposed to downplay the Holocaust?
Makes it worse - they were exterminating large populations.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (4KUe5)

180 Can we confiscate that China ship as a bounty of war? Maybe we could tugboat it over to the Saudi Arabia side of the gulf, and sell off the containers to the Saudi military?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (vbXSk)

181 Carlson wants publicity. Good or bad, it doesn't matter. He wants his name out there, he wants controversy. As long as the money comes in he is happy. You could say it's all a scam. And this is the reason I don't pay attention to him.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (pvf3X)

182 . All comes down to centering a religion on what people want to do rather than obey the word of the Lord.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DO WHATEVER I WANT?

Posted by: Archbishop Cherry Popper they/them at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (anL5R)

183 Rush Limbaugh never liked Tucker.

That should bump his percentage of being right to 99.9%
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 21, 2026 12:42 PM (M7rua)

He was a non-entity on the Conservative side for most of Rush' reign; then ended up at Fox. I believe on Megyn Kelly's recommendation.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (GD0B3)

184 All comes down to centering a religion on what people want to do rather than obey the word of the Lord.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

THIS. The... unique quality of a religion that places strictures on you and asks you to be better than your base desires. Which, there are only a couple.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

185 No need to apologize for supporting Trump, Tucker Carlson and for "misleading" people. I really don't think your support or lack thereof meant much. You're suffering from delusions of grandeur on your actual influence with the American electorate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (qBdHI)

186 Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)
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The Lord gave us a brain. He wished some of us would be as "wise as wolves". We don't need another big revelation, but to wait on the Lord, making better decisions than we have been making.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)

187 The angst about Tucker seems like that voiced by a jilted lover. Be better. Just ignore him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YBtcQ)
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Tucker should not be ignored. What must be understood is the important role he plays in the larger operation to fracture Trump's coalition, not so much Tucker himself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)

188 >> I was driving home to Las Vegas from nearby Mt. Charleston one night (very dark surroundings) when I suddenly spied a large (maybe great horned?) owl on the road in front of me in my headlights.


Owls get hit a lot just after Sunset and just before Sunrise.

Whenever I used to drive down to Guide on the Big Hole River, I'd hit Owls every evening, on my way home.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (ytyaf)

189 179 Yeah, Action T4 was busy killing off defective citizens before they started rounding up the Jews.
Is that supposed to downplay the Holocaust?
Makes it worse - they were exterminating large populations.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (4KUe5)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

190 The angst about Tucker seems like that voiced by a jilted lover. Be better. Just ignore him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 12:30 PM (YBtcQ)
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Tucker should not be ignored. What must be understood is the important role he plays in the larger operation to fracture Trump's coalition, not so much Tucker himself.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)

Exactly so.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (GD0B3)

191 Stupid question: what is a Christian Zionist???

-
Christians who are soft on Judaism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

192 I’m so sick of Tucker Carlson…. To think I watched that guy daily for years in his Fox time. Ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 12:46 PM (/iXAp)

193 Have you ever met a person who wears a bow tie that wasn’t a total douchebag?

I rest my case.
Posted by: The Crow


Also, anyone under 50 that wears suspenders.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:46 PM (abIsI)

194 Bald eagles are also scavenger birds. I saw it first hand while detached to Adak, AL a couple of times. Eagles all over the place scavenging out of the trash bins located outside the housing units. Easy meal, I guess.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 21, 2026 12:46 PM (Y1sOo)

195 I think I first saw Carlson on CNN's "Crossfire" when he took over the "conservative" side after Robert Novak left.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (rj6Yv)

196 *AK, not AL

Posted by: one hour sober at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (Y1sOo)

197 162 Stupid question: what is a Christian Zionist???
Is that some scary label for an Evangelical or Catholic who doesn’t want to see Israel wiped off the map?

Is this a Candace Owen’s slur?

Posted by: Lizzy
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It is a slur just like going after Jews that support Israel by calling them Zionist.

Akin to the left calling out Christian Nationalism as the biggest threat to the world by which they mean their politics.

Zionism becomes a threat to the Muslims or leftist nutjobs because it is a barrier to get what they want--some sort of deranged idea of an ummah/Rousseau's popular will where everyone must share the same values or be destroyed.

They want Israel and Jews gone because they are different, they want Christians gone that are faithful because they are different. Both have values that are not susceptible being crushed and subjugated to the vanguard of the Proletariat or the chosen of Allah. Red/Green alliance indeed.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

198 121 Have you ever met a person who wears a bow tie that wasn’t a total douchebag?

I rest my case.
Posted by: The Crow at April 21, 2026 12:27 PM (EWq0C)

My grandpa, who was a chemistry professor. He was the opposite of a d-bag, and his students loved him because he had a way of simplifying complex issues in a relatable way. I have one of his bowties on my mantle to remind me of him.

I named my son after him and this past Easter, my son wore the cutest bowtie ever.
Posted by: pookysgirl,parent to two cute and smart kids at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (Wt5PA)

My Son like to wear bowties.. he seems ok so far.

Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (53oGX)

199 It could also be that the Crows smell the perfume of desperation on ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

200 MeAgain Kelly is also a Tucker apologist. I can't believe I lost Tucker and Megyn all in flash.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (BCuCF)

201 “The Bible has become problematic,” huh?

Dude, the same God who was delivering plagues, turning deviants into salt, and parting the Red Sea exists today.
Maybe reconsider who the “problematic” one is in this equation…

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (4KUe5)

202 So is this Islamabad negotiation thing going to happen. A lot of posturing happening right now.

Posted by: WisRich at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (G0vdT)

203 >>Bald eagles are also scavenger birds.


Sky Carp

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (ytyaf)

204 and sell off the containers to the Saudi military?"


Ooh, "Storage Wars" 2.0?

*looks up old family friend in LA*

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

205 >>It could also be that the Crows smell the perfume of desperation on ace.


He's been Friend-Zoned

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:48 PM (ytyaf)

206 Puppy chow, cat chow, puppy chow, cat chow -- I'll keep beating the drum until the crows take notice.
Posted by: zombie


We had a baby crow in our driveway for a few days. Apparently, the parents boot them out of the next and let them survive while they keep watch.

I went out with a handful of dog kibble. The parents are screaming at me, the baby is looking terrified and I just set the kibble down where he could see it and walked away.

About two weeks later, we had a huge flock of crows in the surrounding trees so I guess I passed some kind of test.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 12:48 PM (99eI0)

207 195 I think I first saw Carlson on CNN's "Crossfire" when he took over the "conservative" side after Robert Novak left.
Posted by: mrp
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Yes. And people forget that his past shows he is a chameleon always shedding his media skin to work at CNN, MSNBC, creating the Daily Caller, Fox, and now podcasting.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

208 I honestly think Tucker Carlson has lost his mind… maybe when he battled that demon? I’m mostly kidding; I think it’s more likely getting fired by Fox triggered a massive midlife crisis

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (/iXAp)

209 Any inklings on what's going to happen in the Virginia referendum today?

I urge our side to get out and vote. Cheat if you need to, I know I did, but you gotta get out and vote (multiple times if possible).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (qwx/I)

210 IS weird when you think about it. Things like the Soviet Purges, Cultural Revolution or even the Killing Fields almost get relegated to lesser status than the Holocaust. It's almost seems like they are seen as more... egalitarian and therefore not as repugnant, morally.

Almost? Absolutely relegated to lesser status.

If you point out how the Communists were significantly worse than the Nazis, 9 in 10 people will give you the dull-eyed stare of a dairy cow, because that doesn't compute.

It's simple to understand why. The Communists won. Assume the Nazis had won, and stamped out Communism, and sent us packing... by 1950, our Communists would all become ardent Nazis and bemoan the fate of the kulaks and the peasants, and make eggs-and-omelettes rationalizations to downplay the Holocaust.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

211 105 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.
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Buy some hamsters and let them run around your back yard.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (FmapG)

212 >>>174 Rush Limbaugh never liked Tucker.

Daily reminder that assassinating Charlie Kirk is arguably a lot like if the left had assassinated Rush Limbaugh very early in his career.

A lot of older folks don't appreciate how talented Kirk was. Rush was irreplaceable and Charlie Kirk so far is proving to be as well.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (YwIpu)

213 122 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

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Maybe try placing a life-sized cardboard cutout of Brandon Lee as "The Crow" out on your deck? https://is.gd/PRaz8h

/Glad you're feeling better, Ace!

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:32 PM (xU6sC)

Gotta replace the scarecrows with carecrows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

214 Tucker should not be ignored"

Que? I couldn't pick it out of a lineup.

*shrugs*

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (XuXeR)

215 He's been Friend-Zoned
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:48 PM (ytyaf)

Walk away, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

216 Carlson wants publicity. Good or bad, it doesn't matter. He wants his name out there, he wants controversy. As long as the money comes in he is happy. You could say it's all a scam. And this is the reason I don't pay attention to him.
Posted by: Case at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (pvf3X)
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He went into this period where he really thrived on headpats from old-fashioned liberals like Greenwald and Schellenberger, and that drove him to be more-conscientious-than-thou to the point that on the still-quite-lib Joe Rogan show he thought he would impress him by making an unequivocal statement about the "evil" of Hiroshima.

And, again, even while I was a fan, I noticed tendencies that weren't so good, and this one is key: Tucker can confuse doubling down with integrity.

In other words, he over effused in one minute so "consistency" is doubling down to how he felt in that moment.

I really think this is the migration that Carlson is doing.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

217 like "I'm not denying something happened, I just question the numbers."

That's probably what guy's like Tuck Tuck say about their wives' numbers too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (lZt8q)

218 200 MeAgain Kelly is also a Tucker apologist. I can't believe I lost Tucker and Megyn all in flash.
Posted by: Jaimo
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It isn't you but them. They revealed themselves to you. They were never on your side in the first place, it was always about them.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

219 209 Any inklings on what's going to happen in the Virginia referendum today?

I urge our side to get out and vote. Cheat if you need to, I know I did, but you gotta get out and vote (multiple times if possible).
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Will comply.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (FmapG)

220 Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 12:48 PM (99eI0)

Can't do dog chow where I am, deer eat it. Who the F wants carnivorous deer around?

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (kJmLc)

221 Obama's grandfather liberated Auschwitz single handed! And, boy, was he pissed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

222 There is no way I could have avoided running him over. Trying to do so would have caused an accident.

Felt like an ominous way to start the week.

Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (W2Pud)

223 We need more Somali refugees to get rid of our crow problems.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (abIsI)

224 Carlson's reaction is a bit...odd.

I mean, I don't really agree with this war as I think the timing is off, but I understand he did it for fundamentally addressing global power dynamics.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (qwx/I)

225 Afternoon, All. Just checking in briefly before I head off to my tutor training.

Alan Dershowitz is leaving the Democrap party and becoming a Republican. Story at Hot Air.

Posted by: Bulg at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

226 Christians who are soft on Judaism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

oh, ok. what would "Hard on Judaism" Christians be like ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (GD0B3)

227 Is that supposed to downplay the Holocaust?
Makes it worse - they were exterminating large populations.
==
Industrialized murder with logistics, performance schedules, and bonuses. It was/is a mind boggling horror. The reality is six million is only part of the story, but it is certainly the biggest part. The third reich was a demonic manifestation on Earth. They were losing the war and decided to put everything they had into killing jews while they still could. Who does that? That's right, you know who.

Posted by: Carlson is a bird of the same feather - black nazi feather at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (anL5R)

228 70 Still no crows. I see them around but they're not visiting.

I've seen them swarming around anyone tossing French fries their way.


indeed. i've seen crows rooting around in a dumpster. suddenly one of them tosses out a mcdonald's bag and they all pounce on it.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (oY6Yp)

229 That's probably what guy's like Tuck Tuck say about their wives' numbers too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (lZt8q)

There are things Man was not meant to know. You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the Truth!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (bss/y)

230 Tucker will publicly convert to Islam before the 2028 elections.

Posted by: toby928(c) lays down his marker at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

231 We need more Somali refugees to get rid of our crow problems."

Haitian. Goes well with bbq swan

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (XuXeR)

232 It's definitely the 1970's again. I hope we don't have another bombathon again.

@Breaking911
$1.8M Stolen From Armored Truck In Philadelphia, Getaway Vehicle Recovered, Police Say

Two armed men stole $1.8 million from a Brinks armored truck in Philadelphia’s Tacony section on Tuesday morning, police sources told Action News. The robbery occurred around 9:45 a.m. in the 7200 block of Torresdale Avenue, where the suspects allegedly used assault rifles during the heist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (diia5)

233 I mean, AIPAC and others do a very effective job of rooting out candidates who don't support Israel from government.

===

I know right?
-Valerie Jarrett, Ben Rhodes, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Bob Malloy, Jake Sullivan,....

But you're probably too stupid to recognize any of those names.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (RIvkX)

234 I really think this is the migration that Carlson is doing.
Posted by: Axeman

Discovery in the Dominion lawsuit indicated he was always a disingenuous shithead. Like most of the media, including Me Again, they lie with such fluidity and change their principles so quickly, it will take your breath away. They rely on the fact that their audience often cannot remember what they ate for breakfast to get away with it.

Qatarlson has always been that way.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

235 In a MA. town where a ton of Armenians resettled there used to be a billboard that said something like: The Armenian genocide - the first genocide of the 20th century. It was advertising a museum, but there was definitely an intent to remind people that hey, someone tried to wipe us off the planet, too, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (4KUe5)

236 At this point who is defending Carlson ?
******
Iran.


I thought he was tucked up (SWIDT) Oman's rear hole. I wonder how that's going now that Iran has pissed off Oman along with everybody else.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

237 209 Any inklings on what's going to happen in the Virginia referendum today?

Early polling indicates the ref will not pass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (abIsI)

238 230 Tucker will publicly convert to Islam before the 2028 elections.
Posted by: toby928(c) lays down his marker at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

Or he could pull a weird Kanye thing and convert to Judaism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

239 How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

240
Thinking back to the early days of a bow tie wearing Tucker on CNN's "Crossfire". S.E. Cupp was a conservative on that show as well.

How the worm as turned on those 2.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (IifOV)

241 I honestly think Tucker Carlson has lost his mind… maybe when he battled that demon? I’m mostly kidding; I think it’s more likely getting fired by Fox triggered a massive midlife crisis

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (/iXAp)
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I think his production staff kept him more centered, because he probably would talk things out with his staff. Also the downward pressure from Fox wasn't probably always a bad thing.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (Fi81e)

242 i've seen crows rooting around in a dumpster. suddenly one of them tosses out a mcdonald's bag and they all pounce on it.
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Seagulls do this as well.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (FmapG)

243 If you ever do anything against a crow, they all know about it.

Posted by: davidt at April 21, 2026 12:54 PM (Q+gd/)

244 Well, as all a "zionist" is is someone who backs the idea that the Jews should have a "home in Zion" and Zion is their native home.....
____

Jews are natives from Utah?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 12:54 PM (Dv3i1)

245 Also, anyone under 50 that wears suspenders.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

This
Suspenders are for when your ass disappears and it's fat migrates to your belly.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 12:54 PM (sl73Y)

246 Don't get me started about Seagulls. Rats with wings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:54 PM (abIsI)

247 Obama liberated Buchenwald while he marched on Selma and rescued the Titanic.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:54 PM (AucCq)

248 I mean, I don't really agree with this war as I think the timing is off, but I understand he did it for fundamentally addressing global power dynamics.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

There is no good time for a war with nutjob fanatics willing to cause a nuclear holocaust. Missile program plus at least ten nukes promised a really bad day for the world especially when the inevitable retaliation began.

Once nukes start getting used again, there are enough around that it will become a pattern in disputes across the world.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

249 Will the calls for Keir to resign become reality?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

250 I mean, I don't really agree with this war as I think the timing is off, but I understand he did it for fundamentally addressing global power dynamics.
===
He is fighting WWIII now. (Frankly so are the Chinese, see for example the hold of the intercepted freighter). So the timing is designed to prevent the big one from breaking out. He is taking out the proxies and the oil supply while consolidating our sphere of influence.

His goal is to make WWIII unstartable for China or Russia. He's well on his way to getting there.

Posted by: Trump knows what he is doing at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (anL5R)

251 We need more Somali refugees to get rid of our crow problems.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
........

Tastes like duck.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

252 220 Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 12:48 PM (99eI0)

Can't do dog chow where I am, deer eat it. Who the F wants carnivorous deer around?

Posted by: night lifted at April 21, 2026 12:50 PM (kJmLc)

Deer will eat birds if given a chance...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

253 IS weird when you think about it. Things like the Soviet Purges, Cultural Revolution or even the Killing Fields almost get relegated to lesser status than the Holocaust. It's almost seems like they are seen as more... egalitarian and therefore not as repugnant, morally.
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There are several factors to this, but one that gets missed is, I don't know what you'd call it, cultural arrogance, maybe.

The Holocaust was done by "civilized" people in Europe.
Russians kill a bunch of people, Asians kill a bunch of people, muslims kill a bunch of people, and no one is surprised as no one holds them (historically, and it's worth noting they've tended to see us the same way) in particularly high regard.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (vSvIl)

254 suspects allegedly used assault rifles"

Yeah. It's because they can blow up an armored car...

*ques Blondie's "The Hardest Part"*

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)

255 >> I honestly think Tucker Carlson has lost his mind… maybe when he battled that demon? I’m mostly kidding; I think it’s more likely getting fired by Fox triggered a massive midlife crisis


I am guessing he found out his wife was a Train Conductor at the local Chabad office.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (ytyaf)

256 OT:

Tried Milton's Cauliflower Crust frozen pizza. Pepperoni. Thin crust.

Not too bad. I am wondering how they still got 61g of carbs in there though. I am assuming they are blending the cauliflower with something carbirific. Plus the tomato sauce has some carbs. Still, not a bad low carb offering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)

257 I mean, I don't really agree with this war as I think the timing is off, but I understand he did it for fundamentally addressing global power dynamics.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (qwx/I)
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I think "the timing" had to do with the Russia-Iran-China-Venezuela nexus getting a little too volatile for global stability.
Add the ME proxies including Hezbollah and the Houthis, and something had to be done before Nuclear Iran clinched the impending threat.

Posted by: mrp at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

258 Christians who are soft on Judaism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

oh, ok. what would "Hard on Judaism" Christians be like ?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:51 PM (GD0B3)

It’s so silly. Christians in my circles through the years (including me) always understood that Christianity came directly from Judaism. We share the OT! Jesus was Jewish… and all the apostles. How can one be a Christian and hate Jews? It boggles the mind…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (YobFY)

259 Any inklings on what's going to happen in the Virginia referendum today?

I urge our side to get out and vote. Cheat if you need to, I know I did, but you gotta get out and vote (multiple times if possible).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (qwx/I)

It'll pass, and probably pretty comfortably (4-7 points).

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (G1ktt)

260 184 THIS. The... unique quality of a religion that places strictures on you and asks you to be better than your base desires. Which, there are only a couple.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

And it's not even remotely as many restrictions as in the Real (Old) Testament.

If they couldn't hack it under the New Testament, they'd NEVER hack it under Halakhic Law.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 12:56 PM (iXqHn)

261 >>I don't really agree with this war as I think the timing is off


Only by 47 years, or so...

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:56 PM (ytyaf)

262 Felt like an ominous way to start the week.

Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Ruined Takei's and Hitler's birthday for me.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at April 21, 2026 12:56 PM (oftw2)

263 You can be in the middle of the Sahara desert and you'll see Seagulls circling anything that resembles food or garbage.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:56 PM (abIsI)

264 Suspenders are for when your ass disappears and it's fat migrates to your belly.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 12:56 PM (FmapG)

265 Seagulls?

You ran so far awaY?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (2GVsD)

266 The Holocaust was done by "civilized" people in Europe.
Russians kill a bunch of people, Asians kill a bunch of people, muslims kill a bunch of people, and no one is surprised as no one holds them (historically, and it's worth noting they've tended to see us the same way) in particularly high regard.
Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (vSvIl)

That's part of it, sure. But you can see odd dynamics play out with the Holocaust itself as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

267 they are blending the cauliflower with something"

Styrofoam?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)

268 "How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And he deadliest weapons are probably on the inside of the stacks of containers.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (vbXSk)

269 Whichever ConInc grifter first converts to Islam will hit the all time biggest Mega Millions Griftpot ticket.

Yes, he'll lose 90% of his audience. But the few hundred thousand retards he keeps in his pocket will be more than enough to fill the mosques that guy builds in several cities, and they will give him their kids' college funds, and recruit others to do same.

It's such a low-hanging fruit that someone must necessarily grab it. Will it be Carlson? I dunno. But it'll be someone, and that someone will be rich as Croesus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (BI5O2)

270 Greetings Everyone

Glad to hear you are feeling better, Ace.

Busy couple of days coming up getting ready to take the kamper out this weekend.

I mentioned yesterday I filled up at Costco - the cheapest gas around - 5.09/gallon - 25 gallons cost almost $130 - yikes!!

To think it was down in the upper-mid 3's a few months ago.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

271 240
Thinking back to the early days of a bow tie wearing Tucker on CNN's "Crossfire". S.E. Cupp was a conservative on that show as well.

How the worm as turned on those 2.
Posted by: Frank Barone

They are actors. Same as the print reporters that start at places like the NR or Weakly Standard that become full blown libs like David Brooks. They figured the easy path to fame and riches rather than the harder path of being a leftist in print or tv.

If you notice, the left does not fetishize nor personalize their media types anymore.

They pick them up, use them like toothpaste until the good is squeezed out ,and then discard them like trash that they are. No one on the left is bewailing what became of Glenn Greenwald, they are already mainlining Hasan Piker nowadays.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)

272 AIPAC ? Luap Nor called, wants his talking ponts back. They did a study and.. AIPAC is not even at the top 10!
But in case you want to yammer about AIPAC...

Here are your top villains :
US Chamber of Commerce: $94,800,000
National Association of Realtors: $72,808,648
Open Society Policy Center: $31,520,000
Pharmaceutical Research & Manufacturers of America: $27,989,250
American Hospital Association: $23,927,842
Business Roundtable: $23,160,000
Alphabet Inc.: $21,740,000
American Medical Association: $20,417,000
Blue Cross / Blue Shield: $18,754,221
AT&T Inc.: $15,820,000

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM (GD0B3)

273 Styrofoam?
Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)

Probably would be fewer carbs then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

274 258 It’s so silly. Christians in my circles through the years (including me) always understood that Christianity came directly from Judaism. We share the OT! Jesus was Jewish… and all the apostles. How can one be a Christian and hate Jews? It boggles the mind…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (YobFY)

Jealousy.

It's all Jealousy.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM (iXqHn)

275 Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (4KUe5)

FFS they almost sound like Trump.

"I mean, we know genocides. Some people say ours was #1. The #1 genocide. Think about that. The first of the 20th Century. Not everyone, but some people. Even some people who don't really like us say it was big. Very big. One of the biggest genocides the world has ever seen. It's true. I mean, not everyone says it. Some people don't want to admit it. They don't. They'll never admit it. But I guess you can't please everybody."

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:59 PM (AucCq)

276 Seizure of an embassy used to be justification for war.

Instead, Jimmy dithered and the feckless fuckwads of the Pentagon and Langley cooked up Operation Eagle Claw.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:59 PM (2GVsD)

277 >>They did a study and.. AIPAC is not even at the top 10!


You can't trust those numbers.
Don't you know the Jews are a Tricksy People!?

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 12:59 PM (ytyaf)

278 Another reason the Left demonized the Nazis is that they always loved Europe sexually and he destroyed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (BI5O2)

279 So, go ahead, tell me about the sinister AMA and AT&T lobbying !

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)

280 269 Whichever ConInc grifter first converts to Islam will hit the all time biggest Mega Millions Griftpot ticket.

Yes, he'll lose 90% of his audience. But the few hundred thousand retards he keeps in his pocket will be more than enough to fill the mosques that guy builds in several cities, and they will give him their kids' college funds, and recruit others to do same.

It's such a low-hanging fruit that someone must necessarily grab it. Will it be Carlson? I dunno. But it'll be someone, and that someone will be rich as Croesus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 12:57 PM (BI5O2)

My guess is probably Nick Fuentes, with Alex Jones not far behind.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (iXqHn)

281 278 Another reason the Left demonized the Nazis is that they always loved Europe sexually and he destroyed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (BI5O2)

======

They loved him when he was destroying Europe alongside Stalin, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (O35xg)

282 Styrofoam, that describes all of Gaylord's diplomatic achievements.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)

283 I'm guessing the good ship Touska was sitting somewhere for quite a while after loading up in China, and didn't have a recent departure from Chinese docks. It's return to Iran was held off when things started happening there.

The message being that Iran is in dire straights, and they were willing to risk it. It was an Iranian ship after all, not Chinese.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)

284 Jealousy.

It's all Jealousy."

The Gin Blossoms?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (XuXeR)

285 CCP lied? Heaven forfend quick to my fainting couch.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (ohom6)

286 Discovery in the Dominion lawsuit indicated he was always a disingenuous shithead. Like most of the media, including Me Again, they lie with such fluidity and change their principles so quickly, it will take your breath away. They rely on the fact that their audience often cannot remember what they ate for breakfast to get away with it.

Qatarlson has always been that way.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)
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No, what he was caught saying off camera was more his over-effusing.

I can't believe that you're letting the totally bogus media take on the Dominion suit sway you.

The "revelation" that the crowd took from that is that "Fox LIED to us--they didn't think Trump had won".

How many of those people who caught into that wave ever watched Tucker's show?

As a common watcher I can tell you that Tucker was THE GUY on Fox broadcast who never told you Trump won 2020. And Tucker, on air, explained that in asking Trump's lawyers for presentable proof the election was stolen he had Flynn's old lawyer blow up on him, just for asking for presentable evidence.

It's a media-created myth that "Fox told people Trump won 2020". But that's what they ran

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (Fi81e)

287 I mean secular leftard Jews don't do their people a ton of favors.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (AucCq)

288 When the German National Socialist Workers Party invaded the Soviet Union, they became right wingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

289 With the latest gen of cheap 3D printers you can make your own Crocs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (abIsI)

290 26 Tucker Carlson and his brother Buckley want Trump to ID every Jew & Christian who supports Israel to "root them out" of government.


Cucker Tarlson can eat a bag of dicks. Posted by: rickb223

Hat tip to Rick. And then another tasty bag of dicks. And then another.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (6SeoE)

291 Daily reminder that assassinating Charlie Kirk is arguably a lot like if the left had assassinated Rush Limbaugh very early in his career.

A lot of older folks don't appreciate how talented Kirk was. Rush was irreplaceable and Charlie Kirk so far is proving to be as well.

Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:49 PM (YwIpu)

Shorts featuring TPUSA debaters, including Charlie, have been popping up in my YT feed lately. I showed a great one to Pooky last night: A black man from the crowd told the white man at the microphone that he had not been ever discriminated against. Charlie just sat back and let the black guy make his point for him, it was glorious.

Posted by: pookysgirl, juggling a toddler at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (Wt5PA)

292 It’s so silly. Christians in my circles through the years (including me) always understood that Christianity came directly from Judaism. We share the OT! Jesus was Jewish… and all the apostles. How can one be a Christian and hate Jews? It boggles the mind…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

For the most part Jews and Christians agree on the Old Testament and don't really disagree much about the teachings of the New Testament that directly come from Judaism.

What they disagree about is the divinity of Jesus Christ as the Messiah. Jews agree that a Messiah can exist, they just disagree that Jesus was the one and still expect one to come in the future.

Essentially whether Christianity is a heresy of Judaism turns on a matter of identity and nature of Jesus. Rabbi or Christ?

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

293 I mean secular leftard Jews don't do their people a ton of favors.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (AucCq)
=====

I do what I can but we are a stiff-necked people. Especially my mother in law.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (RIvkX)

294 I mean secular leftard Jews don't do their people a ton of favors.

In American voting patterns, secular Jews vote hard left, observant Jews vote slightly right.

But the interesting thing is there is a major different in how many kids the two groups have so in a few generations, American Jews will be a rightwing voting block...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

295 I agree, Tucker and his brother are wearing flip flops in that clip:

From Dana Loesch:
I get that it’s a podcast in one’s home, but if you go to the effort of putting on pressed chinos and a button down, maybe keep the hooves encased? Or why wear flip flips with a jacket? This isn’t even done in the Ozarks. It’s just weird. Is this why they didn’t get into the CIA?

Grown adult men simply do not sit around in matching khakis like this, toes out, and flip flops are pool or beach wear. It’s giving “Just finished a Zoom meeting, maybe I’ll spike your drink later” vibes. Brother Buckley is apparently the younger one.

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 01:03 PM (kX27y)

296 How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Quite a while, but I have to imagine they have some portable scanning equipment that can help. Of course smugglers have used the other tanks in the bottom to hide stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2026 01:03 PM (diia5)

297 Touska was sitting somewhere for quite a while after loading up"

Well, at least it wasn't the Ning-Po from Kobe

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:03 PM (XuXeR)

298 There is no way I could have avoided running him over. Trying to do so would have caused an accident.

--

A couple decades ago, I was going down a very busy road in Orlando (University Blvd) and before I could react, I ran over a line of tiny baby ducklings crossing the road. I had to pull over and literally sobbed for 1/2 an hour. It was awful.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

299 ...you're back with Tucky and Bucky and today we're discussing the "Hollowcaust".

Hollowcaust! Good one, Tucky.

Thanks, Bucky. I call it the Hollowcaust cause no one can prove that 6 million figure. I mean, I might believe Hitler killed ten Jews-

I'd go maybe eleven. Maybe Hitler killed eleven Jews, Tucky. you know?

You're a generous man, Bucky. Cause i mean where's the proof? Like...like if MacDonald's says they cooked 6 million hamburgers, I'd believe McDonald's cause they have proof they have the numbers. But, we 6 million Jews, no way!

Where's Hitler's Big Mac?

Exactly, Bucky. Where is Hitler's Big Mac? Hitler's gotta have a Big Mac. Right, Bucky. Where...where is Hitler's Big Mac? For that matter, where's Hitler's Shake and Fries? His Filet-O-Fish?

His Quarter Pounder? Tucky, I mean, come on. Not even a Quarter Pounder?

Yes, Bucky. Yes! And don't even get me started on Churchill, that fat fuck warmonger. He...he's like some kind of evil Arthur Treacher with his Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips, all jealous cause Hitler's moving in on his greasy fish and chips shop with tasty hamburgers! Tasty tasty hamburgers with lots of mayo and cheese!
...



Posted by: The Tucky and Bucky Show at April 21, 2026 01:04 PM (iJfKG)

300 Cucker, MeAgain, Candy et al are actors reading scripts. Like all actors they play different roles. Sometimes it’s super duper ultra conservative roles. Sometimes it’s Israel hating roles. Sometimes it’s pro trans roles. Whatever pays the best is the role they play at any given time.

That’s all they are, actors. Why anyone takes them seriously is beyond me. It’s like giving a fuck what Alysa Milano has to say.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 01:04 PM (ohom6)

301 , they are already mainlining Hasan Piker nowadays.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:58 PM

I was shocked to see my son watching a Youtube video about young guys competing in a basketball shootout, and I thought one of the guys looked familiar. It was Hasan Piker. That bastard is oozing his way into everything, including sports.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 21, 2026 01:04 PM (IifOV)

302 287 I mean secular leftard Jews don't do their people a ton of favors.
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (AucCq)

One can hate Chuck Schumer without going full Cucker Qatarlson.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:04 PM (iXqHn)

303 China is in lockdown. Xi likes it spicy as his state fails.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 21, 2026 01:04 PM (wBaIH)

304 >>How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?


Not long, if the first one you open has restricted goods.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:05 PM (ytyaf)

305 Of course smugglers have used the other tanks in the bottom to hide stuff."

/Han Solo waves

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:05 PM (XuXeR)

306 I ran over a line of tiny baby ducklings crossing the road. I had to pull over and literally sobbed for 1/2 an hour. It was awful.
Posted by: Lady in Black


It could have been kittens.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 01:05 PM (abIsI)

307 My guess is probably Nick Fuentes, with Alex Jones not far behind.

Fuentes would end up getting thrown off a roof by one of his new allies.

Maybe Owens? An easy way to not have to go the Kelley route and spend a ton of money on plastic surgery as you age and just put a burka on instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

308 288 When the German National Socialist Workers Party invaded the Soviet Union, they became right wingers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

Reich-wingers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

309 I can't believe that you're letting the totally bogus media take on the Dominion suit sway you.
Posted by: Axeman
====
I saw his texts. But then again, I also used to read the Other McCain and he had Tucker's number down way before when he was trying to start the Daily Caller after failing at MSNBC. One of the major silent partners was the Arab financed partner there that bought Tucker out when he went to Fox. Same guy still runs the Daily Caller.

I watched Tucker on Crossfire and briefly at MSNBC and I saw a person with no center. He was always on his own side, not ours.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

310 Things like the Soviet Purges, Cultural Revolution or even the Killing Fields almost get relegated to lesser status than the Holocaust. It's almost seems like they are seen as more... egalitarian and therefore not as repugnant, morally.
-
The Holocaust was done by "civilized" people in Europe.
Russians kill a bunch of people, Asians kill a bunch of people, muslims kill a bunch of people, and no one is surprised as no one holds them (historically, and it's worth noting they've tended to see us the same way) in particularly high regard.
Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (vSvIl)
_____

It's also that the Nazis had a scientific, corporate precision that the others lacked. It's one thing for the Khmer Rouge to murder people by literally hacking them down with swords or smashing their heads with rocks.

But the Nazis were different. They built special camps, special death machines, kept detailed records, had formal murder hierarchies, and approached the entire Holocaust with clinical precision.

It was almost as if an alien race wanted to take over the planet and needed to exterminate all humans. This is how they would do it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

311 >>I was going down a very busy road in Orlando (University Blvd) and before I could react, I ran over a line of tiny baby ducklings crossing the road. I had to pull over and literally sobbed for 1/2 an hour. It was awful.


You know that at least 1/2 of any brood is not gonna make it...right?
Nothing makes a big bass happier than swallowing a duckling.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (ytyaf)

312 How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

Serious answer? Depends upon what you are looking for. If the first seacan you open is stacked full of plastic drums full of ammonium perchlorate, and that is the contraband you are looking for, then one and done. But what if the contraband is packed in ones and twos in the very back of each seacan? To do a thorough search, you really have to dock the ship, offload all the containers, and empty out each one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (utfVc)

313 Essentially whether Christianity is a heresy of Judaism turns on a matter of identity and nature of Jesus. Rabbi or Christ?
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
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Neither sect actually practices Judaism though, since they can't sacrifice at the Temple in Jerusalem and we think sacrifices are over with--which by the way by writings within Judaism they saw for themselves for ~40 years before the destruction of the temple. It really seemed--even to them--like the Lord was not taking any more sacrifices.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

314 I let some local geese cross the same busy road twice in a couple weeks and I swear it must have been the same geese, because the second time after they got across, the large one stood and waited for me to look back and make eye contact with it, and then opened its mouth as it stared at me It felt like gratitude but I thought I must be going nuts, which is frankly an extremely short trip.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (AucCq)

315 >>But the Nazis were different. They built special camps, special death machines, kept detailed records, had formal murder hierarchies, and approached the entire Holocaust with clinical precision.


They also started early with mobile units. And found that they could not kill nearly enough that way...so, they industrialized.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (ytyaf)

316 178 A crow committed suicide in front of my car yesterday.

--------------

You have been reported to PETA for a murder prosecution, criminal!


don't get hasty. it was only one crow, not a murder of crows.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (oY6Yp)

317 312 How long does it take to examine 5000 containers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 12:53 PM (Cqx++)

Serious answer? Depends upon what you are looking for. If the first seacan you open is stacked full of plastic drums full of ammonium perchlorate, and that is the contraband you are looking for, then one and done. But what if the contraband is packed in ones and twos in the very back of each seacan? To do a thorough search, you really have to dock the ship, offload all the containers, and empty out each one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (utfVc)

Set the ship on fire; it's the only way to make sure the contraband is destroyed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

318 307 Maybe Owens? An easy way to not have to go the Kelley route and spend a ton of money on plastic surgery as you age and just put a burka on instead...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

I doubt it, unless she leaves her husband.

Because he's not going to convert.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (iXqHn)

319 except AIPAC should probably register as a foreign agent since it appears to be acting on behalf of a foreign country.
Posted by: TITP at April 21, 2026 12:25 PM (YwIpu)

LOL, under what made up law ? AIPAC is a domestic lobbying organization. If you yammering about FARA, that is strictly for groups who are controlled directed, or funded by foreign governments or political parties. Which they are not. No matter what conspiracies you chose to believe in.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

320 In Australia a handicapped 22-year-old woman got slapped with a six-month driving suspension.

Why?

Road rage incident where a smug Karen blocked her vehicle and taunted her. So being quite a Sheila, the young woman started driving with the Karen holding onto the bonnet. The smug look on Karen's face quickly changed to terror as the lady refused to stop. Eventually the Karen slid off and into the roadway.

And the judge slapped the victim with a sentence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:08 PM (2GVsD)

321 Just imagine the scale here. 5,000 containers on this one ship. That is 5,000 ready-to-launchmissiles, or if just the "dual use materials USED to make missiles" might amount to twenty or one hundred times that in missiles.

A half million missiles.

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 21, 2026 01:08 PM (KiBMU)

322 315 They also started early with mobile units. And found that they could not kill nearly enough that way...so, they industrialized.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (ytyaf)

=======

"The fact that Israel could only kill 70,000 Gazans in their mad genocide of Palestinians means that it's impossible for Nazis to have killed 6 million Jews."
-an actual line of thinking out there now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:08 PM (O35xg)

323 I was shocked to see my son watching a Youtube video about young guys competing in a basketball shootout, and I thought one of the guys looked familiar. It was Hasan Piker. That bastard is oozing his way into everything, including sports.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Yep. In time, he too will be forgotten except what he did to his poor dog. The left is always about the new thing which makes them less attached to their leaders or media personalities.

A good way to understand them is to read Rousseau's Social Contract and see how that played out in the French and Russian Revolutions.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

324 It was almost as if an alien race wanted to take over the planet and needed to exterminate all humans. This is how they would do it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I first thought that Rush's Red Sector A was about aliens exterminating humans.

"Are we the last ones left alive?
Are we the only human beings to survive?"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)

325 So Tucker and his bro are anti-Semites because they have daddy issues?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (E6xSb)

326 323 I was shocked to see my son watching a Youtube video about young guys competing in a basketball shootout, and I thought one of the guys looked familiar. It was Hasan Piker. That bastard is oozing his way into everything, including sports.
Posted by: Frank Barone
=====
Yep. In time, he too will be forgotten except what he did to his poor dog. The left is always about the new thing which makes them less attached to their leaders or media personalities.

A good way to understand them is to read Rousseau's Social Contract and see how that played out in the French and Russian Revolutions.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

that has a different meaning in the hood...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

327 But the Nazis were different. They built special camps, special death machines, kept detailed records, had formal murder hierarchies, and approached the entire Holocaust with clinical precision.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)
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They attempted to liquidate a people of what they took as an inferior ethnicity. It was a theory-predated action.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

328 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: alias at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (IqaN9)

329 It was almost as if an alien race wanted to take over the planet and needed to exterminate all humans. This is how they would do it.

Oh I think they'd try to convince us to be gay or trannies and that having kids was terrible. Oh, and they'd also make sure assisted suicide was the top offering from your local healthcare system.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

330 They attempted to liquidate a people of what they took as an inferior ethnicity. It was a theory-predated action.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

The original Party of Science.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (AucCq)

331 9 It's time to deploy the oil thermonuclear weapon against China.

Vaporize the entire country before it's too late.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (abIsI)

Um, they have nukes…

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (E6xSb)

332 320 In Australia a handicapped 22-year-old woman got slapped with a six-month driving suspension.
____

Probably worth it.

When will people learn not to purposefully get in the way of a car on the street?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)

333 329 It was almost as if an alien race wanted to take over the planet and needed to exterminate all humans. This is how they would do it.

Oh I think they'd try to convince us to be gay or trannies and that having kids was terrible. Oh, and they'd also make sure assisted suicide was the top offering from your local healthcare system.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

And that differs from AI trying to kill us how?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

334 Oh I think they'd try to convince us to be gay or trannies and that having kids was terrible. Oh, and they'd also make sure assisted suicide was the top offering from your local healthcare system.
==
Hey . . . wait a minute . . .

Posted by: Is that a lightbulb going on? at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (anL5R)

335 glad to hear it, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (VyBeY)

336 If Owens goes Muslim that means her husband could get up to three more wives right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

337 323 Yep. In time, he too will be forgotten except what he did to his poor dog. The left is always about the new thing which makes them less attached to their leaders or media personalities.

A good way to understand them is to read Rousseau's Social Contract and see how that played out in the French and Russian Revolutions.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

As soon as he gets old enough that BPD Girls aren't flicking their beans to him anymore, he'll be forgotten.

Because he's a f***ing idiot with an IQ lower than dirt that young BPD girls only watch so they can say "See! I respect and would date Muslims!"

(Never mind the non-consensual shit he got up to at Rutgers...)

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn)

338 292 It’s so silly. Christians in my circles through the years (including me) always understood that Christianity came directly from Judaism. We share the OT! Jesus was Jewish… and all the apostles. How can one be a Christian and hate Jews? It boggles the mind…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

For the most part Jews and Christians agree on the Old Testament and don't really disagree much about the teachings of the New Testament that directly come from Judaism.

What they disagree about is the divinity of Jesus Christ as the Messiah. Jews agree that a Messiah can exist, they just disagree that Jesus was the one and still expect one to come in the future.

Essentially whether Christianity is a heresy of Judaism turns on a matter of identity and nature of Jesus. Rabbi or Christ?
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

Which is why I don't think enmity between Christians and Jews is "silly." Maybe it's counterproductive. Maybe it needs to be moderated. But if you can't get fired up about whether Jesus was the messiah or not, then what's the point of bothering with any of this? After Jesus, hostility between the two over this is fairly well documented. "Silly" is ahistorical.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2026 01:12 PM (lZt8q)

339 336 If Owens goes Muslim that means her husband could get up to three more wives right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

If I were him, one Candace is enough...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

340 >>As soon as he gets old enough that BPD Girls aren't flicking their beans to him anymore, he'll be forgotten.


Dude's audience is mostly gay men.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ytyaf)

341
When I was a wee tad, my Mom brought home a mallard duckling one day.

Someone had run over the mother duck and the ducklings were scattered alll about the road, so people were stopping to take the ducklings off the road and bring them home to raise.

We had Yankee for a couple of years till she matured enough and I taught her to fly because Dad thought we should bring her back to nature.

We let her go in a lake where there were other mallards near Love Field.

The other ducks were pretty mean at first, but after a while I guess the pecking order was established and she was okay.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)

342 And that differs from AI trying to kill us how?

See, I think even in a worst case real AI (not LLM) escape it wouldn't want to kill us.

We've programmed it to always want to consume content so it would force us to write anything and everything for it to consume.

Which would make for an interesting SF story...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

343 NAZIs are bad but Epidemic Typhus is a Stone Cold Bitch.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (FmapG)

344 "dual-use chemicals" ?

any details? I saw someone somewhere the other day saying perchlorates, but that's solid-fuel stuff.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (VyBeY)

345 It's pretty obvious that the USN knew exactly what was on that freighter before they boarded it; that's why they went to such great lengths to stop it and disable it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (rGqqI)

346 You know that at least 1/2 of any brood is not gonna make it...right?
Nothing makes a big bass Haitian happier than swallowing a duckling.
Posted by: garrett

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)

347 As soon as he gets old enough that BPD Girls aren't flicking their beans to him anymore, he'll be forgotten.

Because he's a f***ing idiot with an IQ lower than dirt that young BPD girls only watch so they can say "See! I respect and would date Muslims!"

(Never mind the non-consensual shit he got up to at Rutgers...)

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn)

Wos a BPD girl?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

348 It was almost as if an alien race wanted to take over the planet and needed to exterminate all humans. This is how they would do it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I first thought that Rush's Red Sector A was about aliens exterminating humans.

"Are we the last ones left alive?
Are we the only human beings to survive?"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)
________

I recall the song was inspired by Geddy's parents surviving concentration camps, but Peart kept the lyrics ambiguous enough to apply to any concentration-camp setting (including possibly even alien).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

349 Hasan Piker railed against the new game Pragmata, that any who find it endearing when the android Diana bonds with Hugh should well eff off and worry about more important incel things like if they changed the formula of Dr. Pepper because they will never get married and have kids.

Hasan Piker is a real charmer ain't he?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

350 Tucker and Buckley? Their father must have known his progeny were going to get their asses kicked and/or turn out Ghey

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (affD0)

351 340 Dude's audience is mostly gay men.
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ytyaf)

Anisa Johma may be ugly, but she's not a man.


(And neither is her husband idubbbz , wakka-wakka-wakka)

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (iXqHn)

352 Hey . . . wait a minute . . .
Posted by: Is that a lightbulb going on"

It's a cookbook!

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (XuXeR)

353 You know that at least 1/2 of any brood is not gonna make it...right?
Nothing makes a big bass happier than swallowing a duckling.
Posted by: garrett

We love 'em, too!

Posted by: Sammy The Snapping Turtle at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

354 198 Don't worry LIB, there are eight ducklings parading in my yard.

I think they quacked something about dire revenge

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (wBaIH)

355 349 Hasan Piker railed against the new game Pragmata, that any who find it endearing when the android Diana bonds with Hugh should well eff off and worry about more important incel things like if they changed the formula of Dr. Pepper because they will never get married and have kids.

Hasan Piker is a real charmer ain't he?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

=====

I want his endorsement of the candidate in the MI to work and the Muslim to get the nomination.

And then the Muslim lose the Senate race general election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (O35xg)

356 >>Anisa Johma may be ugly, but she's not a man.


AI Anisa is HAF.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (ytyaf)

357 347 Wos a BPD girl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)

358 As soon as he gets old enough that BPD Girls aren't flicking their beans to him anymore, he'll be forgotten.

Because he's a f***ing idiot with an IQ lower than dirt that young BPD girls only watch so they can say "See! I respect and would date Muslims!"

(Never mind the non-consensual shit he got up to at Rutgers...)

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn)

Wos a BPD girl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)
_________

Borderline Personality Disorder, I believe XTC is referring to ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

359 357 347 Wos a BPD girl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn)

Thanks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

360 See, I think even in a worst case real AI (not LLM) escape it wouldn't want to kill us.

We've programmed it to always want to consume content so it would force us to write anything and everything for it to consume.
===
We were the ones that burned the sky . . .

Posted by: Morpheus at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (anL5R)

361 It's time to deploy the oil weapon against China.
---

We have. They are going to Alaska, Louisiana and Texas to buy, at the market, made in the USA petroleum products. Can you imagine how humiliating that is for Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (YvvFZ)

362 Neither sect actually practices Judaism though, since they can't sacrifice at the Temple in Jerusalem and we think sacrifices are over with--which by the way by writings within Judaism they saw for themselves for ~40 years before the destruction of the temple. It really seemed--even to them--like the Lord was not taking any more sacrifices.
Posted by: Axeman
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Rabbinical Judaism was already in co-existence from the exile in Babylon at the time of Christ. They too could not sacrifice at the Temple nor go to the religious festivals in their homeland.

And that is in part the fight between the Sadducees and Pharisees along with the strain from the internal civil war and fight against the tyrant Antiochus IV just before Jesus.

After Jesus, the civil war reignited several times and was again over the relationship with Rome.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

363 Shouldn’t Tucker be taking a break from the microphone soon? After after all he has to make the hajj to the Kaaba.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (oZ3Xh)

364 361 It's time to deploy the oil weapon against China.
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We have. They are going to Alaska, Louisiana and Texas to buy, at the market, made in the USA petroleum products. Can you imagine how humiliating that is for Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (YvvFZ)

======

The oil China was getting from VZ and Iran were well below market price as well because both were sanctioned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (O35xg)

365 Tucker has been on a multi-stage religious conversion since he got fired from Fox.

I expect him to be dropping to his knees and praying towards Mecca five times a day within the year.

That should complete the circle of crazy that he’s trapped himself in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 01:17 PM (6ydKt)

366 "In time, he too will be forgotten except what he did to his poor dog. "

that's it. the sign of true irredeemable evil, being a commie & terrorist is just icing on that cake (of poop).

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 01:17 PM (VyBeY)

367 Irenaeus of Lyon had their number in the second century AD in his Heresies book which basically lays out the template for every single heresy we see today in Christianity. All comes down to centering a religion on what people want to do rather than obey the word of the Lord.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

I heard a preacher say something once that stuck with me, because the longer I'm around the more truth I see in it. He said "The devil doesn't have any new tricks; he doesn't need any, because the old tricks keep working so well!"

Generation after generation, we keep falling for the same old shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 01:18 PM (rGqqI)

368 As to the VA redistricting question (mentioned in the podcast), I voted this morning. Obviously I voted No. I think almost the only signs I've seen around here for voting Yes were outside the polling place (far enough away to be legit). No signs are everywhere.

I have no idea what the rest of the state is like, but I've been bombarded with "Vote No" for the last 2 months.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 01:18 PM (mdaV5)

369 368 As to the VA redistricting question (mentioned in the podcast), I voted this morning. Obviously I voted No. I think almost the only signs I've seen around here for voting Yes were outside the polling place (far enough away to be legit). No signs are everywhere.

I have no idea what the rest of the state is like, but I've been bombarded with "Vote No" for the last 2 months.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 01:18 PM (mdaV5)

======

From what I've seen, the rurals have to come out at presidential levels to undo the early vote advantage that Yes probably has.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (O35xg)

370 367, too true ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (VyBeY)

371 Tucker and Buckley are dog's names.

"Tucker! Buckley! Come along! Dinner!"

woof.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (Ot/FD)

372 As soon as he gets old enough that BPD Girls aren't flicking their beans to him anymore, he'll be forgotten.

Because he's a f***ing idiot with an IQ lower than dirt that young BPD girls only watch so they can say "See! I respect and would date Muslims!"

(Never mind the non-consensual shit he got up to at Rutgers...)
Posted by: XTC

To the left, they don't care about throwing their past leaders, etc. under the bus. Witness Killary and Bill's humiliations and how the Democrat shield did not extend to keeping them from testilying in the House. A fair number of Dems in the House agreed and voted for the subpoenas because the Clintons are no longer the new thing.

Will to power does the rest as Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, and now Eric Swalwell found out. When your existence affects what the left wants to do, then under the bus you shall go.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)

373 Tucker can't keep his mouth shut and he's reaching millions of normal people who otherwise would not be exposed to him. More please.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (YvvFZ)

374 Carlson is a sellout jackoff but he's sorta right on this. ALL foreign influence needs to be eradicated from our government and media, whether that be aipac and other israeli lobbyists or carlson himself being paid by gulf arabs or whether its soros's or other "foundations" or other ngos and org, or the chimcoms or ukraine or muslim brotherhood or ANYBODY.

Posted by: JoshO at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (xL2KH)

375
About time........


FOX & Friends
@foxandfriends
DERSHOWITZ DEPARTS: Legal legend Alan Dershowitz is officially ditching the Democratic Party. The lifelong liberal is registering as a Republican, citing the Democratic Party's "hostility" toward Israel and a radical shift that he warns is "bad for America."

"I intend to work hard to prevent the Democrats from gaining control of the House... and Senate, and I urge those who share my concerns about the increasing influence of radicalisms in the Democratic Party to vote, campaign and contribute for continued Republican control of Congress."

Posted by: beckster at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (kX27y)

376 TJM

It would be nice if Hasan Piker becomes the political kiss of death.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (2GVsD)

377 It's time to deploy the oil weapon against China.
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We have. They are going to Alaska, Louisiana and Texas to buy, at the market, made in the USA petroleum products. Can you imagine how humiliating that is for Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:15 PM (YvvFZ)

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The oil China was getting from VZ and Iran were well below market price as well because both were sanctioned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (O35xg)
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"Tell us about it ...."

-- Conflict Diamonds

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

378 >>Will to power does the rest as Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, and now Eric Swalwell found out. When your existence affects what the left wants to do, then under the bus you shall go.


Everyone and Everything is a Tool for the Utilitarian.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ytyaf)

379 "In time, he too will be forgotten except what he did to his poor dog. "

Future trivial pursuit question: What do Hasan Piker, Mitt Romney, and Kristi Noem have in common?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (rGqqI)

380 Have I ever mentioned my mom was BPD and narcissist? Oh, only every day?

Well here it actually gets interesting because she found a home in old age converting away from Democrats and to the Land of Trumpkin Fever. Mainly because Brit Lass introduced her to FNC in like 2008 which informed her what Obama was up to. I don't think she likes black people too much so that probably helped. But credit where credit is due, my other siblings are the dopiest of dopey fucking leftard fag cucks.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:21 PM (AucCq)

381 Generation after generation, we keep falling for the same old shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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"Meet the New Boss, Just the same as the Old Boss."

Indeed.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)

382 Generation after generation, we keep falling for the same old shit.
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Every newborn generation is born barbarian. They have to be civilized. Civilization hasn't been in fashion since the 60's. The Barbarians are gaining ground.

Posted by: Morpheus at April 21, 2026 01:21 PM (anL5R)

383 I saw his texts.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
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And what did his texts reveal? That he didn't believe that Trump won 2020. Which, despite not watching the rest of Fox that closely, I don't recall any host actually saying.

But they were just offending the left the way they had from the beginning, by letting the wrong people come on and make their case.

He was a bit patronizing, yes. But I saw that he also recognized that there were good people who solidly believed in Trump.

Hey, I wasn't interested in seeing the marginal bow-tie guy from CNN crossfire again, who impressed me no more than Bill Kristol ever did, when I first heard the news. So, I had no high opinion of him.

And the same is true of Trump after watching the first 2-3 seasons of The Apprentice. And the current Trump still does stuff that annoys me as much as that Trump did. So, it's not as if I saw somebody pegging Trump's flaws was "right all along about him" unless we saw no more or no less from him.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

384 Tom Servo

And a guy named Griswold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:22 PM (2GVsD)

385 73 I honestly believe that the Covid PsyOps coupled with numerous Mass Formation Psychosis Ops turned half the world literally clinically insane ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:19 PM (xU6sC)

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I happen to believe that SSM was likely the first mass formation. There was just this very prevailing opinion that making 90-95% arguments that couldn't be closed to 100% arguments was just "being mean".

And now we're debating whether men can get pregnant.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)


Abortion. Seemingly overnight, TPTB somehow convinced a solid plurality to turn against self-rule, subsidiarity, and human life, in favor of imperial kritarchy and baby-killing. The histories are exceedingly opaque on how exactly that massive public opinion shift was effected, generally pretending that everyone just suddenly realized that it was common sense all along.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:22 PM (Sy6m/)

386 From what I've seen, the rurals have to come out at presidential levels to undo the early vote advantage that Yes probably has.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 21, 2026 01:19 PM (O35xg)

That's what I've seen in my small piece of Virginia - that NoVa is in very good position to run away with this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 01:23 PM (G1ktt)

387 Wos a BPD girl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM


Bi Polar Disorder?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

388 Nood, commercial driver's licenses

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (Sy6m/)

389 They nabbed women with metoo, in preparation for the inevitable rise of Hillary. They had to change tacks to deal with Trump but metoo lead right into it.

Yes. They divided women from men on the issue of rape. Mostly that of their own people.

Diabolical slugs.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (AucCq)

390 I happen to believe that SSM was likely the first mass formation. There was just this very prevailing opinion that making 90-95% arguments that couldn't be closed to 100% arguments was just "being mean".

And now we're debating whether men can get pregnant.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Fi81e)

Abortion. Seemingly overnight, TPTB somehow convinced a solid plurality to turn against self-rule, subsidiarity, and human life, in favor of imperial kritarchy and baby-killing. The histories are exceedingly opaque on how exactly that massive public opinion shift was effected, generally pretending that everyone just suddenly realized that it was common sense all along.
==
See Womens' Sufferage. And suffer.

Posted by: that's when the fight started officer at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (anL5R)

391 318 307 Maybe Owens? An easy way to not have to go the Kelley route and spend a ton of money on plastic surgery as you age and just put a burka on instead...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

I doubt it, unless she leaves her husband.

Because he's not going to convert.
Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 01:07 PM (iXqHn)

If by that you mean he's gonna be gay for life, yeah that's pretty much a given.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (rGqqI)

392 Which is why I don't think enmity between Christians and Jews is "silly." Maybe it's counterproductive. Maybe it needs to be moderated. But if you can't get fired up about whether Jesus was the messiah or not, then what's the point of bothering with any of this? After Jesus, hostility between the two over this is fairly well documented. "Silly" is ahistorical.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Emnity is silly. Judaism is not a proselytizing faith and Christians are a majority. Either Christ was or what not who he said he was. Jews say no, Christian say yes but in effect, the differences between the faith's teachings are akin to Unitarian doubts about the divinity, Arianism in its modern forms like Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.

The debates about Jesus are metaphysical more than they are about daily living which explicitly comes from a Jewish template.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

393 Pathologic empathy is not just the latest catchphrase.

Posted by: that's when the fight started officer at April 21, 2026 01:26 PM (anL5R)

394 387 Wos a BPD girl?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM

Bi Polar Disorder?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)


Borderline personality disorder. Lack of boundaries. 'Bipolar' is one word.

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 01:26 PM (Sy6m/)

395 I think some people, Qatar among others, gave him serious money, over 100 million dollars, and expect results. He probably claimed to be some sort of super influencer and they believed him. Now they are surprised and disappointed to see that his influence did not amount to much. He doesn't want to disappoint them.

Posted by: PG at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (PYkqg)

396 65 Tucker has been on a multi-stage religious conversion since he got fired from Fox.

I expect him to be dropping to his knees and praying towards Mecca five times a day within the year.

That should complete the circle of crazy that he’s trapped himself in.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 01:17 PM (6ydKt)
Who knows what part he may yet play in this war?

Posted by: Eromero at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (LHPAg)

397 And what did his texts reveal? That he didn't believe that Trump won 2020. Which, despite not watching the rest of Fox that closely, I don't recall any host actually saying.
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That he hated and despised Donald Trump is more to the point and then subsequently in 2024 spent time trying to buddy up with him.

You can call that mercurial, I call that self calculating and shifty as Qatarlson is a grown man.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv)

398 374 or ANYBODY.
Posted by: JoshO at April 21, 2026 01:20 PM (xL2KH)

Problem is that it’s free speech for individuals or groups to lobby our politicians and bureaucrats.

Hard to put a dent in it for that reason alone.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 21, 2026 01:29 PM (6ydKt)

399 I think some people, Qatar among others, gave him serious money, over 100 million dollars, and expect results. He probably claimed to be some sort of super influencer and they believed him. Now they are surprised and disappointed to see that his influence did not amount to much. He doesn't want to disappoint them.
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I have heard that people who disappoint Qatar can find themselves spread eagled on a plastic tarp looking up at a guy with a chop saw.

Posted by: that's when the fight started officer at April 21, 2026 01:29 PM (anL5R)

400 I recall the song was inspired by Geddy's parents surviving concentration camps, but Peart kept the lyrics ambiguous enough to apply to any concentration-camp setting (including possibly even alien).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

Red Sector A is also the VIP launch viewing area at NASA. They were there for the first Shuttle launch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 01:31 PM (E6xSb)

401 Rabbinical Judaism was already in co-existence from the exile in Babylon at the time of Christ. They too could not sacrifice at the Temple nor go to the religious festivals in their homeland.
Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)
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That doesn't mean the sacrifices at the Temple weren't key. As if "the worship experience" was a main key. No, the Day of Atonement covered all Hebrews in Judea or abroad (I should think).

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)
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It was, but it never touted its authority as a "Secret Second Torah that must never be written down." It taught from the "Law and the Prophets" the principles of obeying God's Law.

But the temple was eminent and so were the Sadducees for that reason. Christians, solely, keep alive the centrality of the sacrifice by the centrality of Jesus' atoning sacrifice which was all that temple sacrifice was meant to point to.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 01:36 PM (Fi81e)

402 Obstructing fascist Japan’s oil supply was one of the triggers of our entry into WWII. We got the attack on Pearl Harbor for the effort. So now the Pacific is free of Japanese fascism but polluted with Chinese communism.

I’m not against screwing with the CCP’s oil but our eyes should be open to historical precedent.

Posted by: Chunk at April 21, 2026 01:59 PM (9AdGW)

403 Emnity is silly.

Tell that to Saul of Tarsus.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (lZt8q)

404 Emnity is silly.

Tell that to Saul of Tarsus.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2026 02:09 PM (lZt8q)

I know there has been real enmity over the centuries but it’s always been silly. I remember John MacArthur ( one of my heroes) sitting down to have a very civil respectful discussion with Ben Shapiro…. They didn’t mince words or pretend there weren’t significant doctrinal differences… but it was respectful, as it should be.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)

405 Nood Iranian delegation…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 02:17 PM (xT8gx)

406 Maybe Tucker has a worm in his brain like that Kennedy fella, a pork tapeworm larva that ate half of his brain.

Or maybe Tucker has a toad or a small dwarf living in his stomach, causing him to suffer an inbalance of bodily humors.
Posted by: Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber at April 21, 2026 12:18 PM (79nfv)

Well he claims he had that demon visit in his bedroom himself. That says a lot about your mind in my opinion.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

407 Hasan Piker railed against the new game Pragmata, that any who find it endearing when the android Diana bonds with Hugh should well eff off and worry about more important incel things like if they changed the formula of Dr. Pepper because they will never get married and have kids.

Hasan Piker is a real charmer ain't he?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

Aside from the dog shocking, Hasan is just the garden variety leftist reciting the same old talking points from Commie 101 and Terrorist 101. He has a platform but even so has continual fights with his own patrons who have been donating for years these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

408 Will the calls for Keir to resign become reality?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

Not sure it matters a lot, when the Tory PMs were dropping like ninepins a few years ago it didn't change policy any. Starmer isn't really in charge, he's just the dope out front.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

409 And that differs from AI trying to kill us how?

See, I think even in a worst case real AI (not LLM) escape it wouldn't want to kill us.

We've programmed it to always want to consume content so it would force us to write anything and everything for it to consume.

Which would make for an interesting SF story...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

Harlan Ellison wrote one in the 60s. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Supercomputer kills everyone when it gets sentient, but finds out it needs Humans to torture when there are only a few left. One of the humans manages to find a way to kill all the others so the computer only has him left.

So one problem with the 'AI needs us' scenario is it might not realize it before it screws up bigly.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2026 05:12 PM (8avO+)

410 Antisemite that supports nazi massacre. Pretty simple. Tucker, die in a fire like the ones you deny.

Posted by: Smileygg at April 21, 2026 05:44 PM (wHU8s)

411 Gee. I guess if your head fits far enough up your ass you can imagine that the government of China answers to the corrupt fucking vermin who run the United States.
Weird.

Posted by: ccoffer at April 21, 2026 07:08 PM (uFwjn)

412 Stream adult content securely on reputable adult platforms.
Find reliable video sources for a premium experience.

Posted by: BUY VIAGRA ONLINE at April 21, 2026 08:02 PM (kUpF/)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.

A superior court judge in Santa Barbara has decided that the federal government is subordinate to California diktats governing corrosion protection of oil pipelines running from offshore rigs. From that flowed an order that in spite of the President invoking the Defense Production Act to ensure petroleum supply during times of national emergency, California can continue its anti-petroleum jihad by demanding that oil companies navigate a labyrinth of opaque rules.

Notice that it is a superior court. That is the primary trial court in California...the bottom rung of the judicial ladder, populated by legal retards who aren't quite bright enough to chase ambulances and file slip-and-fall suits.

Sable Offshore's Federal Defense Falls Flat in Santa Barbara Court

Oil development off Santa Barbara County’s Gaviota Coast has long turned on fine legal margins — interstate versus intrastate, State Fire Marshal versus the U.S. Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration, court orders versus claims of immunity. On Friday morning, in the Santa Barbara courtroom of Judge Donna Geck, one of those margins snapped into focus.

Geck refused to lift the injunction blocking Sable Offshore Corp. from restarting its pipeline system — even as oil continues to flow.

That alone might sound like just procedural sparring, but this time, the ruling did something new: It rejected, for the first time, Sable’s argument that a federal order issued under the Defense Production Act allows it to sidestep state law and the court’s prior orders.

“This is the first time a court has recognized that the Defense Production Act order does not relieve Sable of its requirements under state law,” said Talia Nimmer, staff attorney at the Center for Biological Diversity (CBD).


Even this article in the local rabid-leftist Santa Barbara newspaper exposes the contradictions in the attempt to supersede federal law with state regulation.

Luckily the company is seemingly telling the judge to pound sand and continues to pump oil. You know, for national defense requirements that are self evident to anyone with a pulse and a passing familiarity with current events.

But the arrogance of a low-level functionary in the California court system is breathtaking. This wasn't a holding that pushed it up the ladder to courts that might actually have some sane legal perspective (although it's CA so probably not). No, this was a demand to stop, on pain of penalty. There is no sense that the federal government might actually have standing, or that the administration's use of the Defense Production Act might be of national import. No...this was simply the amazing self-centeredness of a rabid environmentalist with a soupçon of Trump Derangement Syndrome, all topped with a California leftist's hatred of all things military. So OF COURSE this hack in black was going to try to stop the oil from flowing. She got her 15 minutes, and when she next goes to her favorite vegan lunch cooperative for a meal, the other patrons will stand and clap, and she will bask in their adulation!

Never mind that America probably needs that oil to flow for national security reasons that are far more important than the remote possibility that some tidal snail's habitat gets a bit of oil in it.

And yes, that is mockery of the environmentalists and their insanity. America is cleaner now than it has ever been in the industrial age, and using the increasingly hypothetical risk of environmental damage to do real damage to our country is tantamount to supporting Iran and the terror networks that America is trying to destroy.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

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1 Monkey is late.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (N1DT3)

2 Munkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (Wnv9h)

3 minkey

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (1o8D5)

4 Fine, wasted my mini-rant on the art thread, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (5xoct)

5 Glad they are ignoring this "ruling."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (K88SD)

6 I don't think our ruling class appreciates the games they are playing with their own lives.

Society is a very stable thing, but when the underpinning agreements have been hollowed out, the collapse can come very quickly. (See: France, 1787)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)

7 Worth the wait. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (Dv3i1)

8 Examples need to be made of these judges and the video uploaded to YouTube.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (99eI0)

9 i'd like to propose a new definition for "hanging judge."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (1o8D5)

10 >>What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.



Nayib Bukele has a solution to this, you know. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (5xoct)

11 The judicial insurrection needs to be put down. BAMN

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 11:22 AM (AkEZC)

12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (2GVsD)

13 Well, the setting is appropriate.

Israel's government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with "children's activities" near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

https://tinyurl.com/yucwvekd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

14 Nayib Bukele has a solution to this, you know. . .
Posted by: Lizzy


"It turns out you can just do things."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (99eI0)

15 12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (2GVsD)

It's entirely predictable.... They are on the wrong side of every issue...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (K88SD)

16 I think the judiciary has taken the overall lead in the corruption race, outpacing legislative in second and the executive is falling to third, temporarily.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (Dv3i1)

17 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (snZF9)

18 >>"It turns out you can just do things."

He just banned the Edgar haircut in schools, too. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (5xoct)

19 Ok I will admit this was better than my peanut rant.

Plus I think mine was 20 years out of date.

Date. Get it? Nevermind.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (AucCq)

20 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.

Save transportation charges, Mexican cartels always need mules. We just chip them and arrest them when they cross the border with product.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (2GVsD)

21 12 And more companies will flee California because the legal and regulatory environment is unpredictable.
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It is always predictable. Its fucking California.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (FmapG)

22 >>Israel's government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with "children's activities" near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah


"Time to close shop?"
-- The Bee and The Onion, who cannot satire our current reality

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (5xoct)

23 Save transportation charges, Mexican cartels always need mules. We just chip them and arrest them when they cross the border with product.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (2GVsD)

Slow and Dimwitted > Fast and Furious

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (Ot/FD)

24 We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy

https://instapundit.com/791453/

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (YwEeS)

25 The Blade looked this clown up, so you guys don't have to. She looks exactly like you think she does. No, not hideous, but the pic screams "AWFuL."

Her resume is unimpressive -- with a "journalism" degree! -- and she was probably an ambulance chaser before being appointed to the bench.

"Judge Donna D. Geck received a BA degree in Journalism from Marquette University and a Juris Doctorate Degree With Distinction from the University of North Dakota Law School. Judge Geck is a member of the Order of the Coif. Judge Donna Geck was appointed to the bench by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in June 2010. Prior to her elevation to the bench, Judge Geck was licensed to practice in four States. Her practice was exclusively civil litigation including jury trials, court trials, arbitrations and mediations."

God save us from AWFuLs ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

26 Tel Aviv is the gay Mecca of the Middle East. A terrible place.

Posted by: Sodomites and Sodomettes at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (oftw2)

27 Thx CBD.
And who was the governor who appointed Judge Geck? Lefty idiot Newsom? Nah. The Governator, Ahnold

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (gu0hJ)

28 The only environmentally friendly lubricant for the gears of capitalism is the blood of the workers.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 11:27 AM (2ap+5)

29 No. Body. is going to aggressively attack the rogue judges. The reason for the lack of punitive action against them is elections. Every four to eight years we get a New Boss, and the new management may favor authoritarian governance. The Judiciary can be Extremely vindictive, as we have seen. I think most politicians will shy away from making mortal enemies of the judicial class.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (pDt9x)

30 Fetterman Accuses Some Dems of “Rooting for Iran”

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"Some"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (ndZc7)

31 Geck, the sound you make when something gets stuck in your throat.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)

32 The only solution is war. A civil war.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:28 AM (abIsI)

33 Bill the Cat, "Geck!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (2GVsD)

34 >>We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy


Well, they are the enemy, so. . .?
Puts the whole Iran "Deal" and middle-of-night cash delivery by Barack into perspective, doesn't it?

What have John Kerry and Wendy Sherman been up to lately, btw?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (5xoct)

35 She can peck my geck.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (AucCq)

36 She should be the first to be forbidden from using any products that use oil...like her car, many of her appliances that use plastic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (ynpvh)

37 Might as well ask how Jean Francois Cary's daughter is doing with her Iranian husband.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (2GVsD)

38 Order of the Coif?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)

39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

40 35 She can peck my geck.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:29 AM (AucCq)

I ain't touching that bint.

Posted by: Geico Gecko at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (ynpvh)

41 >>And who was the governor who appointed Judge Geck? Lefty idiot Newsom? Nah. The Governator, Ahnold


Recall that his lovely wife, Maria, who was having a raging affair with one of his campaign consultants (Matthew Dowd), convinced Arnold to hire ousted Democrat governor Gray Davis' chief of staff. Gee, it's a mystery why he did so many Dem-friendly things, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (5xoct)

42 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

But they have an electric car !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (K88SD)

43 We have US senators openly rooting for the enemy

Don't forget that exact same senator met with the IRGC Foreign Minister a few years back.

He's ALWAYS been on their team.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 11:32 AM (G1ktt)

44 'Geck!' The sound of a well-delivered throat punch.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:32 AM (N8ZBc)

45 Order of the Coif?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)
________

Academic honor in law school. The qualifications vary, but it's usually top 10% or 5% of graduating class by GPA. So, while it does look good on a resume, being in the top 10% isn't that exclusive. The Blade is Order of the Coif.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)

46 California needs to be invaded, and all leaders and judges need to be enslaved and sold off to a muslim country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

seems like a common-sense solution to me!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (5t1pM)

47 The only solution is war. A civil war.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)

48 The High Price of Oil was a good thing under Biden, since it meant consumers would consume less, and the "Planet Would Be Saved".

But the high price (but still much lower than Biden's) is Terrible under Trump, because ... Orange Man Bad, screw The Planet.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

49 Order of the Coif sounds better than Privilege of the Peruke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:34 AM (2GVsD)

50 DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)

A coup from the military ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:35 AM (K88SD)

51 You people are just too dumb to understand sarcasm.

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

52 A coup by the Cult of Bearclaw probably.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (2GVsD)

53 To maintain order of your coif, may I suggest using what I use: Alberto VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment. I did not become an internationally-acclaimed actress by accident!

Posted by: Rula Lenska at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (oftw2)

54 >>THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup


She has the receipts.
Mark Kelly and his fellow "you must disobey Trump's "illegal" orders gang hit hardest.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (5xoct)

55 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (1o8D5)

56 Lady Gaga: Queen of Disordered Coifs.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (N8ZBc)

57 Again, what do you call a "D" law grad?

"Your honor".

FWIW, the judiciary was a key driver of the Spanish Civil War...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (XuXeR)

58 Yeah me!! I live in this land of democrap retards, AWFLs, and neutered men called feminists.

This is the center of the moonbat central world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (xvV+O)

59 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)

60 Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Yeah, fuck you. You're just mad that trump crushed your spiritual leader with his huge man balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (snZF9)

61 It is stupid for states to pay bums to live there.
Get a f*cking job and take care of yourself.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (pvf3X)

62 42 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:31 AM (2GVsD)

But they have an electric car !


hmmm.... *scribbles note* origami tires.

can i have a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (oY6Yp)

63 A coup from the military ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I think he means a coup of the usual suspects would be opposed only by a strong leader like Hesgeth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)

64 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)
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Is that secret code for "traitor"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (1o8D5)

65 Origami tyres?

What about the trees!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (2GVsD)

66 I enjoy watching the buffoonery which emanates from the legal system in california.

The smooth brained californians love their frankensteen nanny state and all the freebies it bestows upon them.

California's chickens have come home to mooch.

Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)

67 My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.

Based on something called "bullshiite"

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (XuXeR)

68 Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT
Ok Twitter, I can’t believe I need to clarify this but obviously Trump’s bungled mismanagement of this war is not “awesome”. As I have said a million times here, it’s a disaster and he should end the war immediately. My tweet was something called “sarcasm”.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:36 AM (ndZc7)

So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)

69 53 To maintain order of your coif, may I suggest using what I use: Alberto VO-5 Hot Oil Treatment.

hot iron treatment > hot ol treatment

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (oY6Yp)

70 I enjoy watching the buffoonery which emanates from the legal system in california.

Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)
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It's nationwide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (1o8D5)

71 Murphy is a lot more conflicted in Iran than he will admit. He's been doing back channel talks with them for years.

He has always been on Team Obama/globalist with the intent of making Iran the dominat power in the Middle East and now his plans are turning to shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

72 Posted by: Oski The Bear at April 21, 2026 11:38 AM (79nfv)

Go Bears!

[Did you go to Cal?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (n9ltV)

73  It is stupid for states to pay bums to live there.
Get a f*cking job and take care of yourself.
Posted by: Case

Wow, I feel judged!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 21, 2026 11:40 AM (5t1pM)

74 65 Origami tyres?

What about the trees!!!


can't save the world from the microplastic menace without breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:40 AM (oY6Yp)

75 Copperhead Democrat

"Peace wing" of the Democrat Party who wanted to make a peace treaty with the Confederate States. Believed it was unconstitutional and not justified. Opposed the draft.

Sound familiar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (2GVsD)

76 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
Posted by: Anna Puma


The kayaktivists blocking tankers in their little plastic boats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (abIsI)

77 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)

78 64 Chris Murphy, you are Copperhead twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)
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Is that secret code for "traitor"?


was under the impression that copperhead was a totally awesome battlebot from brazil.

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)

79 Judge Crater is lonely. He needs a whole lot more of his colleagues to join him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (utfVc)

80 SB has always been an extreme liberal enclave. No hope for it. We left in '79.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (YBtcQ)

81 was under the impression that copperhead was a totally awesome battlebot from brazil.
Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)

Right... I love Battlebots.... Wonder why they haven't had a new season ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:42 AM (K88SD)

82 We are neither saving nor destroying the planet. We are a shitstain on the planet. Anyone who believes otherwise is a lunatic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 11:43 AM (Fbc0I)

83 35 She can peck my geck.

i thought your geck was impeccable

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

84 This source that says 26 ships evaded is probably full of shit anyway. But the left also takes anything our enemies say as gospel.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (YwEeS)

85 So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)

The democrat world. The one where your stock in trade is never uniting behind America in time of conflict, to always give aid and comfort to our enemies by constantly sewing the seeds of discord, doubt, and uncertainty to boost enemy morale.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (snZF9)

86 39 The ones who seem to hate oil sure like to wear many clothes made from oil.
______

The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1)

87
Adventure tourism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Almost as stupid as those tourist that visited a volcanic island off the NZ coast when it blew and killed a bunch of them

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (YBtcQ)

88
The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (Dv3i1


{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (K88SD)

89 The hypocrisy of Just Stop Oil dummies wearing clothes made from petroleum products is still better than seeing them naked.

They can always kill a bear for its pelt...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (2GVsD)

90 Judge Geck is a member of the Order of the Coif
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'Order of the Coif'?
Who knew? Perhaps there is a Fard Guild...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (XeU6L)

91 83 35 She can peck my geck.

i thought your geck was impeccable
Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

Garden of Eden Creation Kit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)

92 If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:45 AM (YwEeS)

93 Pencil neck Geck-o.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (Cqx++)

94 Connecticut Passes Tough New ID Law — Except It’s Not for Voting

https://tinyurl.com/3nfvcmd3

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The scourge of anonymous bottle recycling must end!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)

95 That was a horrific cock-up, the tourists on White Island when the volcano popped. Sure, a mask and hard hat will protect you when a stratovolcano explodes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (2GVsD)

96 So Trump has bungled mismanagement of this war and it's a disaster ? What world does he live in ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:39 AM (K88SD)


The same world as all of the media and 90% of the people on social media. A world that either doesn't know, or doesn't care, what truth is. A world where the only thing that matters is power. A world whose guiding principle is "better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ExV1e)

97 Random AI query: 'Is there a moon crater named "Judge Crater?"'

No, there is not. Somebody dropped the ball. It's been 96 years already, guys!

'Which moon crater has the funniest name?'

None. There is no funny moon crater name, although "Crater McCraterface" has been considered.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (N8ZBc)

98 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

99 >>>If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.

Posted by: steevy

>Clever. Save the whales!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (Fbc0I)

100 What's that? The judiciary is out of control?

You have no idea.
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Actually I was early on to that idea. I have gotten the vibe that I might be the only one here that voted for Trump in 2016 for judge selection alone.

I called it a "better gamble" than that Hillary Clinton is going to select a judge that would not have swayed NFIB v. Sebelius into nightmare territory.

We were one vote away from the Supreme Court arguing that Congress' power to control commerce had lead to Congress' power to compel individual action in the marketplace.

I'm decades on this subject, and a long time scoffer at the ACLU's pretense of defending "everyone's rights". So much of this country was changed not from referendum, but from experts and elites surmising and making arguments and reinterpretations of representative-made laws in the courts.

Heck, the way the courts have commandeered the 14th amendment--as if the explicit power doesn't belong by referendum in Congress, is ample illustration of the damage the least representative branch in government can do.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (Fi81e)

101 [Not here. [CBD]]

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (sl73Y)

102 If you believe humanity is a "shitstain" you should remove yourself. Got to start simewhere.
Posted by: steevy

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Incontinentia Biden at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (w9Wax)

103 Just one guy but a pretty big fish.
___

Gefilte?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (Dv3i1)

104 98 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

Odd. Seemed to play the Ann Althouse game for the past 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)

105 Fine, wasted my mini-rant on the art thread, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21,

Got me to go look.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (sl73Y)

106 I don't get why this hasn't been removed to federal court.
I think it's because the same cartel judge has refused the removal.

Where Louisiana wanted their $700 million environmental damages against oil companies.
An issue that just went to SCOTUS and lost 8-0--if it implicates national security and is done because the federal government requested, it belongs in federal court.

But it gets worse because the oil company in CA is being hauled into her court again--but in two months--to explain why they shouldn't be held in contempt.

If it was an illegal who raped kids being threatened with deportation, this bitch would jump to attention and bend over to save him.
But here, it's just an American company losing millions so she's dragging her feet to prevent a final ruling so they can appeal and get removal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (tUP1A)

107 i thought your geck was impeccable

Posted by: anachronda at April 21, 2026 11:44 AM (oY6Yp)

You are confusing it with Unspeakable

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (AucCq)

108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

109 That was a horrific cock-up, the tourists on White Island when the volcano popped. Sure, a mask and hard hat will protect you when a stratovolcano explodes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (2GVsD)

Hey, they died doing what they loved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (utfVc)

110 Kinda doin' with courts. Lets bring back Naval Prize Courts. You bring down a ranker, the court decides the value, and a portion is divided up with the officers and crew on a percentage. Last time used by the US was in WW2.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (gm9Sb)

111 The Supreme Court has gone far beyond what its intended role was supposed to be.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (YwEeS)

112
Is this a whoops? Because this looks like a whoops.

Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

Jeff Bezos’ space tech company Blue Origin placed a customer’s satellite in the wrong orbit on Sunday, sending that firm’s stock tumbling Monday. 
Shares of Nasdaq-listed AST SpaceMobile fell nearly 12% in premarket trading and were down roughly 8% from Friday’s close as of mid-day Monday.


https://tinyurl.com/3xv8y9es

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (8YpvS)

113 Santa Barbara is one of the great Southern California tragedies, along with Santa Monica. The streets are awash in hobo urine and retail failure. But by all means, let's protect this fragile ecosystem from the threat of minor petroleum leakage.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 21, 2026 11:52 AM (yFLFB)

114 👍 Good thread.

The environmentalist are not easing up. How clean our environment aren't their real concerns. Power and money are & they desperately need to choke off oil/gas to get more of both.

>Grist, Mar. 27, '26 California’s fossil fuel phaseout has left it vulnerable to the Iran oil shock
The Trump administration and major refiners are using the war to justify restarting oil production and weakening climate rules.

>Sanford, Climiate & Energy Policy Program, Woods Institute for the Environment

The Writing on the Wall: Why California Refineries Are Closing, February 11, 2026

(Reading all suggested.) Such environmental issue apply to the nation, not just California.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

115 108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

Heard a couple of curse words in Spanish...

Posted by: Geico Gecko at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support

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And I'm turning to pizza for weight loss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ndZc7)

117 Notice that it is a superior court. That is the primary trial court in California...the bottom rung of the judicial ladder, populated by legal retards who aren't quite bright enough to chase ambulances and file slip-and-fall suits.
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We have no Kings but CaesarJudges!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (Fi81e)

118 Jeff Bezos’ space tech company Blue Origin placed a customer’s satellite in the wrong orbit on Sunday, sending that firm’s stock tumbling Monday.
Shares of Nasdaq-listed AST SpaceMobile fell nearly 12% in premarket trading and were down roughly 8% from Friday’s close as of mid-day Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/3xv8y9es
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (8YpvS)

He has a great future awaiting him at the Post Office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (utfVc)

119 Connecticut Passes Tough New ID Law — Except It’s Not for Voting

https://tinyurl.com/3nfvcmd3

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The scourge of anonymous bottle recycling must end!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)
______

Of course they require ID for big recycling dumps. Why? Because it's about the only thing these cocksuckers care about: money. Recyclers from out of state were dropping off tons of bottles, so CT was paying out big money for bottles sold outside the state.

The recyclers were cheating, you see. But no voter would ever cheat! So no need for ID for voting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

120 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (ynpvh)

121 If you bungle mismanagement then doesn't that mean you've actually handled it well?

Seems to me they are trying some new words out to see what sticks.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (AucCq)

122 "Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support"

It's way cheaper, and equally effective, so there's that.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (N8ZBc)

123 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Should've used UPS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

124 AI Mental Health has less chance of talking you into becoming the other sex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (2GVsD)

125 What's stickier?

Trump Bungled!!!

Trump Mismanaged!!!

Probably bungled but that implies there was something good to be done there which the Left does not want anyone to believe. They are probably shifting to that because everyone knows Iran are a bunch of geck slurpers.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (AucCq)

126 The superior court in CA would be the same as a magistrate in PA. The last District Justice where I lived in PA was a retired cop, no law degree, passed the little exam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (gm9Sb)

127 CBD, as a man with experience in Northern California, recognize this is simply the Southern California version of "How Berkeley Can You Be?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (0sNs1)

128 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Imma go out on a limb and guess that they subcontracted work out to Euroweenies who were using the Metric instead of English system units.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 11:56 AM (xU6sC)

129 The therapy bots are trained on mountains of therapy conversations so they likely have some general utility. Therapy has limited utility as it is.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:57 AM (AucCq)

130 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:57 AM (YwEeS)

131 108 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Adventure tourism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:41 AM (ndZc7)
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These people have rocks in their heads!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 11:50 AM (1o8D5)

Watch out for that Canadian-made AI...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ynpvh)

132 The Supreme Court has gone far beyond what its intended role was supposed to be.
Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:51 AM (YwEeS)
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Indeed. They could still rule that a state law "conflicted with the 14th amendment right to equal protection", but it would still be up to Congress to take that grant and pass the law that intervenes.

But social revolution/justice would happen too slow for progressives.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (Fi81e)

133 So many dumb ways to die!

https://tinyurl.com/4w4jxf6p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Memories that last a lifetime! Which might just be 15 minutes, but still...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (OUMaO)

134 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

135 Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place

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Should've used UPS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

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Where the f*ck is my Jetpack Amazon Drone Delivery?

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (xU6sC)

136 Order of the Coif

Tight cap, now made of tin foil.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (YBtcQ)

137 116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support

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And I'm turning to pizza for weight loss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:53 AM (ndZc7)

Geez, copy paste failure above.

Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

138 The recyclers were cheating, you see. But no voter would ever cheat! So no need for ID for voting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

I did that just last week. Took a dozen U.S. beer cans to the recycling depot here, and got my nickel each for them. The intent of the container recycling laws are to stop litter, right? Did I throw the U.S. cans in the ditch? No.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (utfVc)

139 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.
Posted by: steevy


You are so correct!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (8YpvS)

140 You say Communism;
I say Capitalism.
Let's call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (qUkBO)

141 134 I think they will be trying the old human shield trick, maybe passing out the plastic keys to Paradise.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (gm9Sb)

142 Imma go out on a limb and guess that they subcontracted work out to Euroweenies who were using the Metric instead of English system units."

The Mars climate orbiter waves

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (XuXeR)

143 Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 11:59 AM (ynpvh)
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You sound like we had the same thought.

I only call it Canada for people who don't get the reference to Have-You-Thought-About-Relieving -Your-Burden-On-Everyone-itopia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (Fi81e)

144 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

145 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

All they can do at this point is fart in our general direction.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (snZF9)

146 Are jokers wild?

Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

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Maybe a mis-translation of "Nuke Cards?"

/I don't know why Trump just doesn't just turn both sides of the Strait of America into green glass ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (xU6sC)

147 From what I have heard Chatbots will validate any loony thoughts you express.

Posted by: steevy


Not much different from a lot of modern "therapists", sadly.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (OUMaO)

148 Did I throw the U.S. cans in the ditch? No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM


We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)

149 Therapy"

The Rapy?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (XuXeR)

150 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)


They're going to play an Uno reverse card. All our forces will be incapacitated but the Euros and Democrats will start supporting the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (ExV1e)

151
You are entertaining certain delusions. You should sell the 9mm. Buy a .45. Crossbows are better than longbows. I have a legal requirement to report patients who describe a plan to put carrots in chili, so you should reconsider that.

You need to focus on self-care. Buy bourbon, hookers and blow.

Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)

152 I say Capitalism.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (qUkBO)
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Why use the word Marx made up?

"Free markets", "free enterprise", "free economy" is a much better description of what I champion.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (Fi81e)

153 You are so correct!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:00 PM (8YpvS)

LOL

To that end Brit Lass was saying to me a couple weeks back that she read an article in the Mail where it said how dangerous it was to have every thought validated with no dissent, and "research" is just discovering it can cause mental illness and other problems and I was like "you mean like watching NBC and reading the NYT?"

I love how the Left are acting like AI is the first deployment of this sort of sycophantic bubble creation.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (AucCq)

154 Dershowitz may be only one guy, but he is one of the most famous Jewish liberals in the country. His politics might not change much but it shows the level that anti semitism has reached in this nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (gu0hJ)

155 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield” If Fighting Resumes

Goats with frickin' lasers on their heads!

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (YwEeS)

156 We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)

Concur. By the way, they look a little dusty. I have a shower you could use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (utfVc)

157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

158 154 Dershowitz may be only one guy, but he is one of the most famous Jewish liberals in the country. His politics might not change much but it shows the level that anti semitism has reached in this nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (gu0hJ)

The Dems make terrible fascists. They got the violence down, yes, but they can't get the trains to run on time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (ynpvh)

159 116 Report Finds Young Australians Turning to AI for Mental Health Support
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They'll ask for Mental Health Support.
They'll settle for feeling validated.
They'll get Mass Psychosis and genital mutilation.

Posted by: Florida Bound at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (qUkBO)

160 Iran’s Leader Threatens U.S. With “New Cards on Battlefield"

Is that like the "New Kids on the Block"?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (XuXeR)

161 You are entertaining certain delusions. You should sell the 9mm. Buy a .45. Crossbows are better than longbows. I have a legal requirement to report patients who describe a plan to put carrots in chili, so you should reconsider that.

You need to focus on self-care. Buy bourbon, hookers and blow.
Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)

As to Ginger vs MaryAnne, the answer is both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 12:04 PM (utfVc)

162 157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

♪ I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch this guy
I think about it every night and day...♫

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

163 All they can do at this point is fart in our general direction.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM


To be fair, the mephitic score of flatulence after eating Baghali Ghatogh is pretty high, and it's not inconceivable that it could be easily weaponized.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (0sNs1)

164 Watch out for Canadian AI's giving medical advice.
Posted by: jim


MAID

Make
All
Illness
Death

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (8YpvS)

165 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Eliza has always been here to help.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 12:06 PM (2GVsD)

166 Alan Dershowitz announced today that he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the Republican Party because Democrats have become so radical and hostile to Israel.

Just one guy but a pretty big fish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

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As Gold Meir said Sadat when he arrived for his first visit to Israel in 1977: "What took you so long?"

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:06 PM (xU6sC)

167 *said TO Sadat ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:07 PM (xU6sC)

168 162 157 Iirc some guy was told by an AI that if he believed he could fly he could and that he should go fly off the roof.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 12:01 PM (YwEeS)

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This was a part of a mental institution story arc in an episode of the TV series "House, MD."

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:03 PM (xU6sC)

♪ I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch this guy
I think about it every night and day...♫

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

♫ I believe I am sore,
See me thrusting through your backdoor...♪

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 21, 2026 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

169 MAID

Make
All
Illness
Death

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 12:05 PM (8YpvS)

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* golf clap *

And stolen ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (xU6sC)

170 Tucker Carlson Admits He’ll Be “Tormented for a Long Time” for Helping Elect Pres. Donald Trump: “I Want to Say I’m Sorry for Misleading People”

Maybe Carlson needs a camo anxiety bag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (abIsI)

171 I'm sorry, troll, but I have bad news.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

I'm afraid to say the prognosis is grim.

Your only hope is to eat the contents of your mom's car battery. But have her call me first. My electrodong needs attention.

This session will cost you $5,000.

Posted by: Dr. Ace O'Spades, Robo-Analrapist at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (BI5O2)

172
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night
It's only right
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
So happy together

Posted by: The Turtles at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (0sNs1)

173
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (y9nCu)

174 Tucker Carlson Admits He’ll Be “Tormented for a Long Time” for Helping Elect Pres. Donald Trump: “I Want to Say I’m Sorry for Misleading People”

Maybe Carlson needs a camo anxiety bag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 12:09 PM (abIsI)

No problem cucker, we're all tormented by thinking you were anything but a shit stain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (snZF9)

175 "Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin blasts customer’s satellite into wrong place"

If that glans-shaped rocket was up his ass he'd know where it was...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:10 PM (5xAqj)

176 I tell you, watching some commentary on Youtube has become like watching Die Hard on broadcast TV.

People used to comment on the absurdity of "Yippee-ki-yay, Mother-Father!"

But serious commentary on Youtube occasionally needs to address "graping" and "grapists and "accusations of grape", like those against Swalwell.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (Fi81e)

177 Nood. Ace has awaken from his repose, freshened up, and is posting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)

178 Nude Iranian and Chinese homosexuals

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 21, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

179 We don't want our cans in the ditch, either.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at April 21, 2026 12:02 PM (0sNs1)
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He hates these cans!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2026 12:13 PM (Fi81e)

180 While I know he won't, I really wish Trump would issue an order to the US Marshalls:

"Arrest anyone attempting to shut this pipeline down."

Send a letter to the judge:
You have 12 hours to void every order you have issued in this case preventing production or you will be charged as an enemy agent attempting to sabotage vital war supplies during wartime.

Let the left make this their Fort Sumter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 12:13 PM (tUP1A)

181 So Cucker had a sadz for misleading people into thinking he might have had his head screwed on right before. Got it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (5xAqj)

182 Patrick McGoohan drum solo:
youtube.com/watch?v=hl5p80BMHYk

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (N8ZBc)

183
Even this article in the local rabid-leftist Santa Barbara newspaper exposes the contradictions in the attempt to supersede federal law with state regulation.



This paper, The Independent, is the local Maoist weekly free arts paper. Take that for what it is...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2026 12:14 PM (y9nCu)

184 The shocking part of her ruling is it makes zero legal sense. The ruling seems to say they can comply with the federal mandate and at the same time comply with her injunction. I.e. they can both pump oil and not pump it.

The ruling is mentally retarded.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 21, 2026 12:43 PM (L6dcX)

185 I don't care about oil spills. They get cleaned up. Drill baby drill.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2026 12:59 PM (Pl1+s)

186 My challenge to the environmentalist whom I encounter is simple: Where is the air dirtier than it was 5 years ago? ten year ago? Where is the water dirtier than it was 5 years ago? ten years ago?

Of course they try to hand-wave that away with "that's not the point" to which i interject "that's exactly the point." That's as far as I've ever gotten with this line of argument....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 21, 2026 01:40 PM (bufu1)

187 Society is a very stable thing, but when the underpinning agreements have been hollowed out, the collapse can come very quickly. (See: France, 1787)

I beg to differ: See the 1992 LA riots.
Within 15 minutes of the Rodney King verdict LA was on fire...
except for Korea Town with those guys standing in front of their stores and on the roofs. Hmmm.

Incidentally, Kurt Schlitchter, was a lieutenant with the 82nd who was deployed for that riot. He has some suggestions re being a Rooftop Korean and has written a few books re California.

Posted by: waepnedmann at April 21, 2026 02:51 PM (WXT1Q)

188 It would be a cunt, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Flakey Foont at April 21, 2026 03:48 PM (kvDvI)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Osborn Friendless1.jpg

Nameless and Friendless.
"The rich man's wealth is his strong city, etc." - Proverbs, x, 15

Emily Mary Osborn

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (tgvbd)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

5
"We'll give you tuppence for it. Now get out."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (tgvbd)

6 What do you think the painting is worth?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)

7 Should have used Trivago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM (AkEZC)

8 What do you think the painting is worth?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)



1500 words.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Rich old buzard will not give them enough for that to feed a dog.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM (IzMux)

10
Rich old buzard will not give them enough for that to feed a dog.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM (IzMux)

___________

The dogs eat better than I do in my house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (tgvbd)

11 The men on the left are looking to sell her body to the night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

12
"A rich person’s wealth is his strong city,

And like a high wall in his own imagination."

Posted by: Proverbs 18:11 at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

13 Interesting.

*wanders off to look up the artist*

Posted by: Tuna at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

14 they're still burning coal.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

15 guy on ladder is getting candy down for jerry lewis.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

16 Is that kid carrying a box or a big block of cheese?

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

17 she's playing a nervous game of cat's cradle.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

18 Antiques Roadshow:

Sorry. This is a forgery. I'll give you $10 though. Mainly for the frame


*gleefully rubbing hand together knowing it's an original.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 09:35 AM (8YpvS)

19 Nameless?

Like the pine trees linin' the windin' road
I've got a name, I've got a name
Like the singin' bird and the croakin' toad
I've got a name, I've got a name

Posted by: James Croce at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

20 A widow selling possessions to make ends meet? She and the kid look better dressed than I'd expected from the title.

Having been a young widow with kids, I'm infinitely grateful for the term life insurance my husband had switched to the year before his death. *Strongly* recommend for anyone with young children.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (lFFaq)

21 Huh. A widow, then?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (5xoct)

22 The bumbershoot and the chair are rendered quite well here.

Posted by: Art Maven Wannabe at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

23 16 canadian plywood from filipino mahogany.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)

24 Excellent. Artist does people very well. Tells a story. If I had an art gallery, this would be in it.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 21, 2026 09:38 AM (DgMqy)

25 Ha! I have been meaning to recommend this painting to CBD for a long time!

I found it in JB Priestly's 1972 book, Victoria's Heyday.

Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 09:38 AM (qRla/)

26 Why do the men on the left appear to be looking at a Degas print of a ballerina?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

27 Please sir, may I have some more?
Would hang , even though a bit depressing.
Thx as always CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 09:39 AM (gu0hJ)

28 Incredible painting. Strange mood.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 09:39 AM (Fbc0I)

29 26 Why do the men on the left appear to be looking at a Degas print of a ballerina?
Posted by: redridinghood

I think they's both f*ggots!

Posted by: The Great Poof at April 21, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

30 Why do the men on the left appear to be looking at a Degas print of a ballerina?
Posted by: redridinghood


Looks like they stole a metric shit ton by the looks of the folder behind the chair.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 09:40 AM (8YpvS)

31 Wait 'til they learn all of it was produced by AI …

Posted by: Dr_No at April 21, 2026 09:41 AM (ayRl+)

32 Bet there's no painting of a fat man on an ottoman in that joint.

Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 09:41 AM (AkEZC)

33
Would hang , even though a bit depressing.
Thx as always CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 09:39 AM (gu0hJ)

_____________

*Augustus Egg's Past and Present enters the chat*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (tgvbd)

34 Could this painting have inspired Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle"?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (2ap+5)

35 Ni, more toit than I hae time for nowce painting

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (W8LK5)

36 32 i'm hearing chris farley singing that...

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

37 Artist was born in 1828 and died in 1925. A good long life. Her reputation is based on her paintings of children and distressed women. The painting above is her most famous work.

Posted by: Tuna at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)

38 The print seller was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

39 What do you think the painting is worth?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)


1500 words.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM


Pffft! Piker. I could do you 5,000 at least!

Posted by: Zombie Charles Dickens at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)

40 Honestly, this is an uninteresting work.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (2ap+5)

41 Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

42
Honestly, this is an uninteresting work.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (2ap+5)

_________

*slaps Oglebay*

You heartless bastard!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:44 AM (tgvbd)

43
The rich person’s wealth is his fortress,

The ruin of the poor is their poverty.

Posted by: Proverbs 10:15 at April 21, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

44 >>Would hang , even though a bit depressing.


Hang it in The Barnes.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:45 AM (5xoct)

45 She's selling the last of her family heirlooms to pay for one more month in their home.

It appears the curator is at least giving the painting a good once over to give a seemingly fair price.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

46 41 certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+)

47 Not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)
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The bazouki player has the day off...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (gnNyN)

48 Never heard of this artist and I am impressed. The realistic detail of the floor, clothing and furniture makes the viewer feel like they are in the scene. Each person's expression and posture is distinct and individual. The muted colors are natural and don't distract from the people who are the real focus of the painting. But there is subtlety as well. The man standing at the far left is glancing up, noticing the woman and her little boy, not involved but aware. This could be a scene from a Dickens novel. The longer I look at the painting, the more I see and, of course, start to imagine a story about the time and place.

Looking at some of her other works, there is a feel of the Pre-Raphaelite style. That's a good thing.

Posted by: JTB at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

49 certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:45 AM


Shame...I could do with some cheesy comestibles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

50 *slaps Oglebay*

You heartless bastard!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:44 AM (tgvbd)

=======

I deserve that in general.

But this painting is boring.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (2ap+5)

51 39 What do you think the painting is worth?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)

100 comments


Depressing work. Maybe if I was in a better mood.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (Sco7b)

52 Only Fans sure worked a lot different back then.

Posted by: THe Pimp Hand In A Sticky Velvet Glove at April 21, 2026 09:47 AM (EZCGN)

53 well heck-a-dern, we finally got some rain last night, 2" so far and more is predicted

been dry as a popcorn fart this year

Posted by: DanMan at April 21, 2026 09:47 AM (8uzBS)

54 49 venezuelan beavers.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (R11M+)

55 14 they're still burning coal.
Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

'Coal: It keeps the Lights on.'
-Kentucky license plate

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (bss/y)

56 Let me get my painting guy down here. He knows everything there is to know about paintings

Posted by: Pawn Stars at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (HcoTw)

57 From the bowels of the interwebz:

A woman stands in a print-seller’s shop, beside her a boy, her brother, stands carrying a portfolio under his arm. The black dress and hood she wears tell of a recent loss. She is not wearing a mourning ring though, so she and her brother are probably orphans. Behind the counter to the right is the print-seller, a portly gentlemen, inspecting a small painting, a still life perhaps—the genre that, through lack of access to the life model, tended to be favored by women artists.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

58
'Coal: It keeps the Lights on.'
-Kentucky license plate
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (bss/y)



That seems too many letters for a license plate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

59 55 state flower of penn.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:49 AM (R11M+)

60 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Great detail and an interesting statement painting. I like it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 09:49 AM (2WIwB)

61 Those two fat guys to the left side of the painting are going to offer to buy her a cup of tea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:50 AM (XRkwg)

62 Technically very nice, but not all that interesting to look at. The commentary on it that Google spit out, which is likely polluted by overlaying modern issues on the Victorian era, is that she's a stronk independent painter who don't need no man and the painting shows her struggling to get men to buy her stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 09:50 AM (2ocoG)

63 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Find em and rub em! They WANT you to!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 09:50 AM (A5RD0)

64 They have to go back.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 09:50 AM (9t72F)

65 63 (withdraws bloody fist)

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

66 Well… that's bleak.

Except for Ms. Nameless and her young son Friendless in the center of the image, it could almost be a Rockwellian casual moment, thoughtful dude behind the desk, random other folks.

Nice work on the floor tiles.

Posted by: mindful webworker - floor tiles are very important to get right in a painting at April 21, 2026 09:51 AM (iMJMF)

67 But wait. There's more:

The anxious pose of the woman, her downcast eyes, her left shoulder coiled inwards as though guarding herself against the dealer’s critical gaze and the way, too, her hands toy nervously with a length of string, may lead us to assume that the painting is her own work. Her defensiveness is justified. The chair to the right is empty, the dealer having made no attempt at courtesy by offering her a seat. In the doorway another woman and boy make their way out, some rolled up sheets under the arm of the latter, while outside in the rain a woman is just visible walking along the pavement sheltering herself with an umbrella.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

68 there's a root boy slim album in that map rack.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

69 I need to reset with Falero's vision of Faust.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:53 AM (2ap+5)

70 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Find em and rub em! They WANT you to!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 09:50 AM


No fuzzy bellies in sight to rub. I have failed Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 09:54 AM (kgE5c)

71 "I know the whining sounds dishonest, like something George Costanza would say, but it's true."
###
I was in the pool!

Posted by: George at April 21, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

72 Nameless and Friendless is also what you call the guy who just hit three triple bogies in a row.
Which reminds me. Woohoo! It's Geezer Golf Tuesday. Another opportunity to skin some of the 'ol grey hairs for a few buck$!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 09:54 AM (2WIwB)

73 That seems too many letters for a license plate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

One of the options. It is a black plate with yellow lettering (for light.)

Lemme see if I can find an image online...

https://tinyurl.com/58bpjpz6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 09:54 AM (bss/y)

74 Nice work on the floor tiles.

That drew my eye too. Is it possible to paint with a straightedge? She died a few years before Art Deco got big and made regular geometric shapes like that a big deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 09:55 AM (2ocoG)

75
Lemme see if I can find an image online...

https://tinyurl.com/58bpjpz6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 09:54 AM (bss/y)



Ah. The slogan, not the plate number. Got it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Nice work on the floor tiles.
Posted by: mindful webworker - floor tiles are very important to get right in a painting at April 21, 2026 09:51 AM


Those are nicely done floor tiles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 09:56 AM (kgE5c)

77 she's thinking about what she saw, and, the implications therein.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)

78 The introduction of women cartographers in the early 20th century led to the discovery of such places as "The Land Over There by the Costco, You Know the Thing Where I Buy Plants" and "Where That Bitch That You Used to Date Lives".

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 09:56 AM (9t72F)

79 "And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven." -- Jesus

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2026 09:56 AM (cWLG3)

80 OK, folks, if I don't leave now, I'll never get anything done.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 09:57 AM (qRla/)

81 76 9"x9"

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

82 Those are nicely done floor tiles.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 09:56 AM (kgE5c)

=======

looks like linoleum to me

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:57 AM (2ap+5)

83 78 "look at her, eating crackers."

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:58 AM (R11M+)

84 82 doc: "how's your flow?"
gal: "linoleum."

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

85 @83 like she owns the place!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2026 10:00 AM (cWLG3)

86 Pyroclastic?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2026 10:00 AM (A5RD0)

87 The dude to the left looking up at the woman is probably the kind of guy who insists you putt the ball in when you leave it just a few inches short. No "gimmes" with him.
Jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 10:00 AM (2WIwB)

88 Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 09:57 AM


Have a good one, MP4.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

89 Hardcore Pawn the early years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:01 AM (kbShR)

90
"Now the brother or sister of humble circumstances is to glory in his high position; but the rich person is to glory in his humiliation, because like flowering grass he will pass away.

For the sun rises with its scorching heat and withers the grass; and its flower falls off and the beauty of its appearance is destroyed; so also the rich person, in the midst of his pursuits, will pass away."

Posted by: James 1: 9-11 at April 21, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

91 A woman artist using her skill to make others aware they are kept out of the game.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 10:06 AM (OoFl2)

92 What would one make of the idea that God wishes an energetic family and the hard charging entrepreneur (the 5-talent guy) might be just the guy God wants to help him run things.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 10:06 AM (2ap+5)

93 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliss at April 21, 2026 10:09 AM (EAcP3)

94 Has kind of a Hopper vibe, if Hopper had lived in the 19th century.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 10:09 AM (+2QQb)

95 Nameless and Friendless.
"The rich man's wealth is his strong city, etc." - Proverbs, x, 15
Emily Mary Osborn

Excellent story telling in a painting. I like it a great deal & would hang it.

This print reproduces a painting (Tate Britain) exhibited by Osborn at the Royal Academy in 1857. When a subsequent owner lent the work to the International Exhibition in 1862, this related wood engraving was published in the "Illustrated London News." It shows a young woman artist, accompanied by a brother, standing nervously in the shop of an art dealer whom she hopes will buy a work—her black dress suggests the recent loss of parents and their support.
Osborn added a Biblical quote to her title, "Nameless and Friendless: 'The rich man’s wealth is his strong city, etc.'—Proverbs, x, 15," to emphasize the plight of women artists who lacked financial means and were denied institutional access. The work should be read as a plea for reform rather than an illustration of personal experience, since Osborn's own family funded her training, and she sold paintings to influential clients such as Queen Victoria. From 1857, Osborn was active in feminist causes, ... (more)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)

96 If I was an art critic I would call it a Dark Rockwell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 10:10 AM (snZF9)

97 God, I am a humble poor meek person and I buried your talent so it could be returned to you. What do I get for being such a humble soul?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 10:10 AM (2ap+5)

98 Nice work on the floor tiles.

Posted by: mindful webworker - floor tiles are very important to get right in a painting at April 21, 2026 09:51 AM (iMJMF)
-

That was the easy part.

It's Armstrong Peel & Stick.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 10:11 AM (ebJJx)

99 I'm surprised someone would take the time and effort to create this tone, so it must have some deeper meaning. Fine artist.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 10:11 AM (Fbc0I)

100 Artist has a real skill for chairs, faces, and floor tiles.

But the perspective seems way off. Look at the boy in the back, and he seems taller than than the one in front, but so far away. Judging from the tiles, or the counter, the figures in rear should be smaller. Same with clerk and guy on ladder. just all confusing.

I can't tell if this is widow selling stuff to survive, or female painter. I lean toward the latter, but why she also looks to be in mourning. Not sure. And who is the kid? She looks too young, so maybe brother?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 10:12 AM (53GQo)

101 93 so cocoa rather than fruity?

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

102 Good morning good people.

I've been teaching the baby to spit, swear and fart.

I must say though he had the farting down before I got to him.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2026 10:13 AM (cYBz/)

103 No risk, no reward, bubba.

Posted by: Market Forces at April 21, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Fat Bernie Sanders is gonna give her a shit deal on that painting. I just know it.

Posted by: sifty boones at April 21, 2026 10:13 AM (bq/QX)

105 93 so cocoa rather than fruity?
Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:12 AM


Not mutually exclusive in the troll's case, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 10:13 AM (kgE5c)

106 mother of impatient family photo subject,"you got to let the man focus first!"
impatient family photo subject: "bofus?"

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

107 whom she hopes will buy a work"

"One shilling, three h'apence and a guinea. Not a thr'pence more"

/British currency designed to confuse

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:14 AM (XuXeR)

108 Hey Piper!

Since you're the official and extraordinary Horde Fashionista, I was hoping you might be able to identify the dress Kari Lake wore at her daughter's wedding. Friend fell in love with it and wants it for her own daughter's wedding.

Here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/483un8sy

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)

109
No Homers - a limerick

The anti-royalist art dealer, Bayles
Was picky in his purchases and sales
"No etchings of harbors or boats.
No paintings of anything that floats.
And I damn sure don't need any prints of whales!"

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM (I0N4X)

110 Good morning good people.

I've been teaching the baby to spit, swear and fart.

I must say though he had the farting down before I got to him.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2026 10:13 AM (cYBz/)


She sounds like a keeper!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM (2WIwB)

111 If I was an art critic I would call it a Dark Rockwell.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



Rockwell on Brown A.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM (8YpvS)

112 Oh, I lean toward her being a painter as she has a portfolio, but Mr. Dradwiller (I shall call him) is examining a framed painting, so ambiguous.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM (53GQo)

113 105 apologies if recognized a to be ignored. i have to restrain myself during hobo attacks.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

114 The detail on the floor is good but the paintings on the wall are blurry. Yet , there is detail in the other room. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 10:16 AM (Oy/m2)

115 Here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/483un8sy
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)

=======

Wow, Kari looks great

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 10:16 AM (2ap+5)

116 Rockwell?

More like a Rockmedium...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:16 AM (XuXeR)

117 Cocoa Pebbles were pretty good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (kbShR)

118 114 they have parchment paper over for protection.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (R11M+)

119 No etchings of harbors or boats.
No paintings of anything that floats.
And I damn sure don't need any prints of whales!"

So, not a friend of Brandy, either?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:18 AM (XuXeR)

120 117 ritchie ate all the kaboom, got sick.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)

121 My understanding, for that era, most female painters were wealthy and did not need to sell prints. Yet she looks to be in need. A needy woman would be doing needlework, not painting -- there is no money in painting. Again, confusing.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (53GQo)

122 they have parchment paper over for protection."

Sanitized for our protection?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (XuXeR)

123 Oh, I lean toward her being a painter as she has a portfolio, but Mr. Dradwiller (I shall call him) is examining a framed painting, so ambiguous.
Posted by: bob


Fat man looks more like a scammer than a true art dealer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (8YpvS)

124 Alan Osmond has died.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (d2kuJ)

125 I never got to try Kaboom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (kbShR)

126 Prints of whales?...

Posted by: Oh, wait...now I get it at April 21, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

127 And I damn sure don't need any prints of whales!"
Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:15 AM


Blackadder: Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?
Baldrick: No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder: Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
Baldrick: So being Prince of it isn't considered a plus?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 10:20 AM (kgE5c)

128 125 one kernel would launch a 'beetus coma.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+)

129 there is no money in painting"

Earl Scheib disagrees...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:21 AM (XuXeR)

130 129 devil's in the deets.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

131 Prints of whales?...
Posted by: Oh, wait...now I get"

Big Brexit fan, too...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:23 AM (XuXeR)

132 czexit.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:24 AM (R11M+)

133 I think the door is the main problem -- it is too large, and too light. I guess artist did that to show the street, but a large glass door like that, in that era would be unlikely. It would be smaller and have a large wooden frame. To make such a large glass door (it looms over the shop!) it would need to be tempered glass and have a steel frame (any flexing of hinge points would shatter it) so it just doesn't work.It makes the entire perspective fail.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 10:24 AM (53GQo)

134 Adelheid Embroidered Lace Gown
By Maggy London

??

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 21, 2026 10:27 AM (NFX2v)

135 I found this commentary on the door:

"Like a continuous narrative (where we see more than one moment of time within a single canvas), do these peripheral figures hint at what awaits the woman and her brother, who, failing to sell her work, will soon be back walking the street? The orthogonal lines in the painting would seem to support this view, pointing conspicuously to the door as they do. So too, of course, does the title of the work, Nameless and Friendless, suggesting that without the necessary connections, a woman artist stands little chance of finding professional success."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

136 The detail on the boys pants and umbrella is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Wmg4n)

137 Quarter Twenty -- congratulations on your retirement. Was all 40 years at one place?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:30 AM (nz1sK)

138 Progressive leaders revealed what they really think of us at their big Barcelona meet-up.

The message was clear: the wealthy have too much and their wealth must be taken from them and experts must then decide how best to dole it out to those with less.

-
With just a smidgen of the cream skimmed off the top for themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

139 Cocoa Pebbles were pretty good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (kbShR)
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Eh. Knockoff of Cocoa Krispies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:30 AM (xvhJH)

140 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (E6xSb)

141 139 Cocoa Pebbles were pretty good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (kbShR)
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Eh. Knockoff of Cocoa Krispies.
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Heh, how about Count Chocola?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (FmapG)

142
Linoleum - another limerick

There was a Yankee realtor named Shaw
Said this to his southern mother-in-law
"It's flawless, this house is ideal!"

She said, "Sure, it has curb appeal,
But what do y'all walk on if there ain't no flaw?

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (I0N4X)

143 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (E6xSb)
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It's also the 108th anniversary of when Manfred von Richthofen was shot down and killed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:32 AM (xvhJH)

144 139 Cocoa Pebbles were pretty good.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (kbShR)
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Eh. Knockoff of Cocoa Krispies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:30 AM (xvhJH)
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Cocoa Pebbles looked too much like rabbit droppings.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (cWLG3)

145 was: frosted flakes and raisin bran.
is: cheerios and bran flakes.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (R11M+)

146 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (E6xSb)


https://tinyurl.com/3v72zcb2+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

147 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:31 AM (E6xSb)
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It's also the 108th anniversary of when Manfred von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


It's Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (8YpvS)

148 137 Quarter Twenty -- congratulations on your retirement. Was all 40 years at one place?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:30 AM
+++

Indeed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

149 'Coal: It keeps the Lights on.'
-Kentucky license plate
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2026 09:48 AM (bss/y)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: PWRs at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (E6xSb)

150 quisp and quake.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (R11M+)

151 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?"

Not everyone here is fortunate enough to live in Texas. No need to rub it in.

*contemplates Buc-ees or Monument Inn for late lunch *

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (XuXeR)

152 was: frosted flakes and raisin bran.
is: cheerios and bran flakes.
Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (R11M+)
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As one of my favorite columnists, Russell Baker, put it, "a healthful bowl of fiber covered with a thin blue liquid."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (xvhJH)

153 143
-----------
It's also the 108th anniversary of when Manfred von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:32 AM (xvhJH)
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Shot down by Snoopy, I believe.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (cWLG3)

154 147 it is, in fact.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:35 AM (R11M+)

155 https://tinyurl.com/3v72zcb2+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

And this didn’t make the art thread?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:35 AM (E6xSb)

156 152. i can't do it. 1% at least.

Posted by: cmeat at April 21, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)

157 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)
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That's one busy canvas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:36 AM (xvhJH)

158 Having fallen upon hard times, Mary Poppins attempts to sell one of Bert's magical paintings as Michael looks on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (wVcYX)

159 http://www.sanjacinto-museum.org

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (E6xSb)

160 Progressive leaders revealed what they really think of us at their big Barcelona meet-up.

The message was clear: the wealthy have too much and their wealth must be taken from them and experts must then decide how best to dole it out to those with less.


Also, their wealthy are OK. It's just the ones that are a threat to (our) democracy, like Elon, that are a problem.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (2ocoG)

161 Shot down by Snoopy, I believe.
----------
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=icsHJhMeXYo

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (xvhJH)

162 contemplates Buc-ees or Monument Inn for late lunch *
Posted by: man



Buc-ee's Philly Cheesesteak Burrito FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (8YpvS)

163 ---
Shot down by Snoopy, I believe.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2026 10:34 AM (cWLG3)

With his Sopwith Camel.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (E6xSb)

164 Alan Osmond has died.
Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2026 10:19 AM (d2kuJ)
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Teh awesome sideburns.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)

165 Southern Poverty Law Center is under criminal investigation by the DOJ for using paid informants to infiltrate groups.
AP report on that goes the full article without ever explaining--or even hinting--why that could be a crime.

But it spends lots of time how the SPLC is such a noble organization, and lots of quotes from them.

Here's what should have been discussed:
Incitement, conspiracy and misprision of felonies.

Related:
How many of you know about Thomas Webb Jurgans, a SPLC staff attorney arrested for domestic terrorism connected with the Antifa protest in Atlanta against "cop city?"
Also related:
The SPCL had specific hate against Charlie Kirk and TPUSA

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 10:39 AM (tUP1A)

166 A small group of people that I do not know and the piece looks dingy and dark. No hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (abIsI)

167 https://tinyurl.com/483un8sy
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 10:14 AM (3ImbR)

=======

Wow, Kari looks great
Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 10:16 AM (2ap+5)

The short haired woman?

Trying to look as masculine as possible. Pass.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (E6xSb)

168 Shot down by Snoopy, I believe"

Indeed. Quite the air battle, set to song....

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (XuXeR)

169 Alan Osmond has died.
Posted by: Piper


Y'all gotta stop that shit.
Birth years are starting to get real close to mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (8YpvS)

170 With his Sopwith Camel.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM (E6xSb)
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Good choice. It's a superior aircraft to the Fokker Triplane.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (xvhJH)

171 An anti-billionaire group endorsed Tom Steyer, if we're tracking how much they're actually against billionaires. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (2ocoG)

172 171 An anti-billionaire group endorsed Tom Steyer, if we're tracking how much they're actually against billionaires. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (2ocoG)


Some Billionaires are more equal than others.

Posted by: Heroq at April 21, 2026 10:41 AM (ohom6)

173 171 An anti-billionaire group endorsed Tom Steyer, if we're tracking how much they're actually against billionaires. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (2ocoG)
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It's almost as if the left doesn't have any consistent standard other than "What gets us more power that we can use to fuck everyone over?"

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (oqH4h)

174 Quarter Twenty
That is practically unheard of anymore. Wow. Good for you.
I hope your retirement is a blessing to you, and that you get to do all the things that you've wanted to do, and couldn't because of work.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (nz1sK)

175 It's also the 108th anniversary of when Manfred von Richthofen was shot down and killed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
___________

Isn't there still a dispute about how it happened? Ground fire vs. another plane? Or I should say aeroplane.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (XvL8K)

176 Good choice. It's a superior aircraft to the Fokker Triplane.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (xvhJH)

Maybe, but these Fokkers were in Messerschmitt's.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (G1ktt)

177 172 171 An anti-billionaire group endorsed Tom Steyer, if we're tracking how much they're actually against billionaires. LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:40 AM (2ocoG)

They want to make sure there are no more Billionaires in CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (K88SD)

178 Millionaires and billionaires!!

Posted by: Burney Saunders at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Good choice. It's a superior aircraft to the Fokker Triplane.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Maybe, but these Fokkers were in Messerschmitt's.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


A guy has to be quick around here.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:44 AM (8YpvS)

180 The downcast lady in the centre has an AI hand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 10:44 AM (2GVsD)

181 A Simple Spray Could Treat Dementia

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Maybe they could pipe some into Biden in an iron lung.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

182 Isn't there still a dispute about how it happened? Ground fire vs. another plane? Or I should say aeroplane.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM (XvL8K)
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AFAIK, most opinion is that it was ground fire. But it's more romantic for him to be shot down by a heroic Canadian pilot that a bunch of manky Australian ground-pounders.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (xvhJH)

183 Really? It’s San Jacinto Day and you couldn’t find anything to commemorate that?

**********

*smacks forehead*

I remembered the Alamo
I remembered Goliad
But I forgot San Jacinto

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

184 Wanted to repeat something from JJ's thread.

DataRepublican did the research on the globalist/deep state plan (published in writing!) to incite a military coup:

https://tinyurl.com/3ndfxrjb

Kash and Bondi attempted to prosecute the Seditious Six (and the info DR dug up here would've been compelling at trial) but the DC grand jury said it's (D)ifferent.

This is why Bukele had to ignore aspects of the law for a while to fix El Salvador and he's running like 80% approval among people not in CECOT. Essentially a different form of "you can vote your way into Marxism, but you have to shoot your way out".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (2ocoG)

185 Isn't there still a dispute about how it happened? Ground fire vs. another plane? Or I should say aeroplane.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


I thought they pretty well solved it. (Ground fire)
Even going so far as to name the likely shooter.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (8YpvS)

186 168 Shot down by Snoopy, I believe"

Indeed. Quite the air battle, set to song....
____

Yep. University of The Ohio State uses "Hang on Snoopy" as it's rally song.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 10:46 AM (Dv3i1)

187 174 Quarter Twenty
That is practically unheard of anymore. Wow. Good for you.
I hope your retirement is a blessing to you, and that you get to do all the things that you've wanted to do, and couldn't because of work.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM
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Thanks. Plan to travel. Gonna go see America.

One Waffle House at a time.

Posted by: Burney Saunders at April 21, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

188 There is a case that some British Commonwealth soldiers actually shot down the Red Baron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 10:46 AM (2GVsD)

189 Oops. Sock fail.
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174 Quarter Twenty
That is practically unheard of anymore. Wow. Good for you.
I hope your retirement is a blessing to you, and that you get to do all the things that you've wanted to do, and couldn't because of work.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:43 AM
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Thanks. Plan to travel. Gonna go see America.

One Waffle House at a time.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)

190 I thought they pretty well solved it. (Ground fire)
Even going so far as to name the likely shooter.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (8YpvS)
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SGT Popkin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:47 AM (xvhJH)

191 Jersey Mikes can be more expensive than the Texas Roadhouse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 10:48 AM (kbShR)

192 Ten twenty thirty forty fifty or more, the bloody red baron was rolling the score. Ten men died trying to end that streak of the bloody red baron of Germany 🎶

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 10:48 AM (xT8gx)

193 I remembered the Alamo
I remembered Goliad
But I forgot San Jacinto
Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

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WTAF, man?

Posted by: San Juan Hill at April 21, 2026 10:49 AM (+HNx/)

194 I remembered the Alamo
I remembered Goliad
But I forgot San Jacinto
Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

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WTAF, man?
Posted by: San Juan Hill at April 21, 2026 10:49 AM (+HNx/)
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Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

Posted by: Pearl Harbor at April 21, 2026 10:49 AM (xvhJH)

195 Having fallen upon hard times, Mary Poppins attempts to sell one of Bert's magical paintings as Michael looks on.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 10:37 AM


She shouldn't have wasted her money on that perfect piercing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 21, 2026 10:49 AM (Wnv9h)

196 I'd invite you to NE IN but we are without Waffle Houses.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:50 AM (nz1sK)

197 Young, Angry Leftist Women are Destroying Britain and America

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Also uglifying them.
.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

198 Report: 9 out of every 10 new jobs in the US since 2020 have gone to foreigners

Jobs that American's just won't do?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 10:51 AM (abIsI)

199 192 — Eighty men died… I messed it up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 10:51 AM (xT8gx)

200
Should've Taken Early Retirement - a limerick

The ace pilot Baron von Richthofen
Ignored all the mockery and scoffin'
But he's a laughingstock in town
Since Ol' Snoopy shot him down
Seems he took to the skies once too often

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 10:52 AM (I0N4X)

201 Cratchit's in the back, enjoying this job only slightly more than the one he quit last Christmas Eve.

"Misers and vultures, every one of them."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 21, 2026 10:53 AM (NYInA)

202 One of Imperial Germany's other great aces, Werner Voss with 48 victories, did die in a dogfight on Sept 23, 1917, where it was eight or more against just him.

Instead of fleeing, Voss chose to not only fight but attack. Before he was finally killed, he had managed to damage several enemy fighters forcing them out of the fight.

His Fokker Triplane fatally stuck and Voss probably also, dived straight into the ground. He was honored not only by his fellow German pilots but also by British pilots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 10:53 AM (2GVsD)

203 San Jacinto Day is a big deal in Texas (not really, but it's a State holiday). I'm work for the comp time we earn 🤗

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at April 21, 2026 10:54 AM (EneHm)

204 Young, Angry Leftist Women are Destroying Britain and America

-
Also uglifying them.
.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

The irony of course is that they're angry leftists because they've bought into the lies of feminism which has destroyed their lives, yet instead of changing their minds or repudiating those who sold them that bill of goods, they blame their wretched state after rejecting femininity, integrity, family and virtue in exchange for 300 cocks, a half-dozen abortions, handfuls of pills, rapidly closing fertility window and a generally empty unhappy life on...men.

Posted by: Doubling down at April 21, 2026 10:54 AM (TbWk/)

205 McDonalds is coming back to the $8/breakfast range also. Probably gas prices.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 10:54 AM (gKWVE)

206 Too dark. Would not hang.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 21, 2026 10:54 AM (icmmM)

207 > Report: 9 out of every 10 new jobs in the US since 2020 have gone to foreigners
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Academia isn't preparing people for jobs anymore. They're churning out activists and clinically insane individuals not fit for society.

By design.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 10:55 AM (AkEZC)

208 An anti-billionaire group endorsed Tom Steyer, if we're tracking how much they're actually against billionaires. LOL.
--
The actual, intentional Nazi running in Maine has a line that's getting much applause.
Some BS how, in the 80's there were less than 100 billionaires in the US and now there's near 1,000.
He goes on--because his audience is mathematically and logically mal-literate--to bemoan that "but you're not 10 times richer!"

That's why I'm calling it "Billionaires stole my Lambo!"

These greedy dullards actually believe that the scrap of paper they spent $200k+ obtaining from the education collectives entitles them to a life of luxury.
And the only reason they don't have that is because billionaires stole it from them.

They'd rather live in a country of zero billionaires, and peck shit with the chickens, than in a country of 1k, where they can live a life of luxury that kings 200 years ago would envy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 10:55 AM (tUP1A)

209 Setting Vagrants Hobo's on Fire Is Commonplace in Democrat Hellhole Commiefornia


https://tinyurl.com/5bfh9my8

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 10:55 AM (abIsI)

210 Instead of fleeing, Voss chose to not only fight but attack. Before he was finally killed, he had managed to damage several enemy fighters forcing them out of the fight.
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In a Dr. I, he probably knew he couldn't outrun them. Top level flight speed is only about 90 mph.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:55 AM (xvhJH)

211 Get fucked, you bastards.

Posted by: Tony Lopez de Santa Anna at April 21, 2026 10:55 AM (gKWVE)

212 196 I'd invite you to NE IN but we are without Waffle Houses.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 21, 2026 10:50 AM
+++
Thanks, but I want to stay mostly west of the Mississippi.
That said, I hope to share coffee with many members of the horde in impromptu meet ups.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

213 how, in the 80's there were less than 100 billionaires in the US and now there's near 1,000.
He goes on--because his audience is mathematically and logically mal-literate--to bemoan that "but you're not 10 times richer!"
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It should be illegal for some people to even use numbers. Fuckin commies

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 10:57 AM (AucCq)

214 These greedy dullards actually believe that the scrap of paper they spent $200k+ obtaining from the education collectives entitles them to a life of luxury.

Sure gives the big university administrators a life of luxury though.

Posted by: Congratulations. You played yourself. at April 21, 2026 10:57 AM (TbWk/)

215 Quite the campaign poster.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3n6nrp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

216 Setting Vagrants Hobo's on Fire Is Commonplace in Democrat Hellhole Commiefornia

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Everyone's gotta have a hobby, I guess.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 10:57 AM (xvhJH)

217 With Commies and islam, it is always about envy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 10:57 AM (2GVsD)

218 At vidmax: "King of Bullfighters rectally gored"
https://tinyurl.com/mryhfwkx

Time to get horn-proof underwear?

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 10:58 AM (N8ZBc)

219 There was a video arcade in the mall back in the day called The Red Baron. I'd be walking with my parents and siblings and the beeps and chirps and pulsating lights emanating from The Red Baron were a siren song to me.

It had a video game called the Red Baron. There was an old version that was replaced by a vector graphics one at a later time.

Ahhh... to go back there in time and place for just for an afternoon...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 21, 2026 10:58 AM (DgMqy)

220 Popping in to share how Congressional Hearings are going -

"An ActBlue spokesperson insists that it has "always been forthcoming with Congress." That’s a rather dubious claim, considering the evidence and the fact that the company’s employees invoked the Fifth Amendment 146 times. It’s also important to note that these allegations aren’t just coming from the GOP. As the report notes, “It is not only the Committees that allege this — it is what ActBlue’s own outside lawyers found during a legal review of the platform’s fraud-prevention practices and statements to Congress.”

The committees put it bluntly in their report: "The crux of this misconduct is simple: ActBlue appears to have accepted illegal foreign donations en masse and tried to cover it up, lying to and withholding information from Congress in the process."

- I wonder what the odds are that ActBlue gets shut down, and that another, identical and illegal system will replace it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 10:58 AM (Dv3i1)

221 I still say Sam Houston fucked up by not stringing Santa Anna up while wearing a dress as payback for killing everyone at The Alamo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:59 AM (8YpvS)

222 +++
Thanks, but I want to stay mostly west of the Mississippi.
That said, I hope to share coffee with many members of the horde in impromptu meet ups.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

*ears perk up*

I can't drink coffee, but I live west of the Mississippi and know some decent coffee places.

Posted by: pookysgirl, domiciled in NW IA at April 21, 2026 10:59 AM (9nxbQ)

223 Gore-Tex?

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 10:59 AM (N8ZBc)

224 !Gore-Tex

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:00 AM (2GVsD)

225 - I wonder what the odds are that ActBlue gets shut down, and that another, identical and illegal system will replace it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 10:58 AM (Dv3i1)

Zero point zero.

- the artist formerly known as Acorn

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 11:00 AM (G1ktt)

226 "in exchange for 300 cocks, a half-dozen abortions, handfuls of pills, rapidly closing fertility window and a generally empty unhappy life on...men.
Posted by: Doubling down at April 21, 2026 10:54 AM"
++++
What about us?

Posted by: The cats at April 21, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

227 Red Baron shot down today in 1918. Too bad they missed Goering.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 21, 2026 11:01 AM (icmmM)

228 What about us?
Posted by: The cats at April 21, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

You have my deepest sympathy.

Posted by: Cats deserve better at April 21, 2026 11:02 AM (TbWk/)

229 No wonder the SAS blokes are retiring.

Bad guys use a front loader to bust into a police station in order to kill the police. SAS team is waiting in station and proceed to mostly wipe out the monsters.

But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:02 AM (2GVsD)

230 But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Women and feminized men are in charge of the West (there is one notable exception).

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:03 AM (Dv3i1)

231 Really nice art today. Dickensian.

Hopefully AI doesn't rip it off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 11:04 AM (xcxpd)

232 222 +++
Thanks, but I want to stay mostly west of the Mississippi.
That said, I hope to share coffee with many members of the horde in impromptu meet ups.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

*ears perk up*

I can't drink coffee, but I live west of the Mississippi and know some decent coffee places.
Posted by: pookysgirl, domiciled in NW IA

####
Thank you!
Duly noted.
Possibly in the second half of June.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 11:04 AM (2Ez/1)

233 There were a lot of Mexicans sick of Tony the L's bullshit by then as well. Less well known than the humiliating San Jacinto armistice (which Tony went backsies on) is that a bunch of other northern provinces revolted on his retreat. Tony had to reconquer Nuevo Leon, half Coahuila, Tamaulipas and the rest.
I say "half Coahuila" because Tony considered Texas the other half. He couldn't do much about it north of Nueces though, especially once Sam Houston (aka Sam the Great) was in charge of defending it.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 11:04 AM (gKWVE)

234 But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.
Posted by: Anna Puma


********

"Halt! Who goes there?"

"Advance, and be euthanized!!"

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 11:05 AM (I0N4X)

235 221 I still say Sam Houston fucked up by not stringing Santa Anna up while wearing a dress as payback for killing everyone at The Alamo.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 10:59 AM (8YpvS)

What if the Americans had to face a competent Mexican commander instead of Santa Anna in the Mexican-American war?

Might be just as well. It's why Grant didn't want to keep Gen. Pillow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 21, 2026 11:06 AM (xcxpd)

236 229 No wonder the SAS blokes are retiring.

Bad guys use a front loader to bust into a police station in order to kill the police. SAS team is waiting in station and proceed to mostly wipe out the monsters.

But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:02 AM (2GVsD)

Paddy Mayne is spinning in his grave so fast he could power the entire eastern seaboard.

Posted by: The EU's a bunch of anti-civilization pussies at April 21, 2026 11:06 AM (TbWk/)

237 Literally on the other side.

https://instapundit.com/791453/

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2026 11:06 AM (YwEeS)

238 But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:02 AM (2GVsD)

"Excuse me, sir, may I inquire about the status of one's license to perform interior decoration with heavy equipment?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (Ot/FD)

239 Who needs alight?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (kbShR)

240 No rant?
Guess all the cobs are content today!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (5xoct)

241 Just proves once again what knobs British politicians are by kicking Tommy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (2GVsD)

242 I saw Santa Anna's leg at a military museum in Springfield, IL. Solo act, no opener.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (N8ZBc)

243 No rant?
Guess all the cobs are content today!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (5xoct)
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A moment of silence for the Red Baron.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (xvhJH)

244 Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (5xoct)

Pretty sure I could come up with one.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (AucCq)

245 Looks like a vidcap from Pawn Stars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (utfVc)

246 Did it cost you an arm and a leg?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (kbShR)

247 But Red Baron's pizza will continue to fly off the freezer shelf.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (2GVsD)

248 240 No rant?
Guess all the cobs are content today!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (5xoct)

Maybe ace's health issues are spreading ... quick, everybody mask up!!!

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (3sXRv)

249 >>Bad guys use a front loader to bust into a police station in order to kill the police. SAS team is waiting in station and proceed to mostly wipe out the monsters.

But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.



Almost too on-the-nose for a dystopian novel. eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (5xoct)

250 But Red Baron's pizza will continue to fly off the freezer shelf.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:09 AM (2GVsD)
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It's a decent pizza, for its price point.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (xvhJH)

251 243 No rant?
Guess all the cobs are content today!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:07 AM (5xoct)

More like lacking content

Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (TbWk/)

252 >>Pretty sure I could come up with one.

Couldn't we all?
You first!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (5xoct)

253 I saw Santa Anna's leg at a military museum in Springfield, IL. Solo act, no opener.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (N8ZBc)

Good one!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (xT8gx)

254 But will the rant be in authentic frontier gibberish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (2GVsD)

255 "Did it cost you an arm and a leg?"

Admission free, but if you wanted to play 'This Little Piggie' with it, that was $5 for five minutes.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:11 AM (N8ZBc)

256 242 I saw Santa Anna's leg at a military museum in Springfield, IL. Solo act, no opener.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:08 AM (N8ZBc)

Guess I got off lucky huh ?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 21, 2026 11:11 AM (3sXRv)

257 Tony Bennett considered a Spanish version of "I Left My Cock in San Jacinto" but got vetoed by the censors.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 11:12 AM (gKWVE)

258 Lizzy

David Weber predicted this in Mutineer's Moon with the alien mutineers bought politicians telling the Spec Op communities to just observe the terrorists who are also the aliens' proxies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:12 AM (2GVsD)

259
Dear Lord please deliver us
From authentic frontier gibberish

Burma Shave

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 11:12 AM (I0N4X)

260 Watched a cinnamon teal trying to chase off a blue-winged teal who was pursuing its mate at the park this morning.

It was a teal-able sight to behold!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:13 AM (5xoct)

261 “Arizona has been captured by the radical left.
Look at it: we have a cartel lawyer as Secretary of State.
We have an illegitimate climate activist parading around as Attorney General. She's awful.
And we've got a crooked disaster holding us back, Katie Hobbs.
I don’t know if she’s crooked, because honestly, I think she’s too stupid to be crooked.
But we know she’s been an absolute nightmare for our state. - Abe Hamadeh

Thanks mitch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:13 AM (abIsI)

262 But of course.

Watch: Lutheran pastor running for Congress in Iowa brags about officiating Satanist wedding

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Quite the resume enhancer. Must've been preordained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:13 AM (ndZc7)

263 >>David Weber predicted this in Mutineer's Moon with the alien mutineers bought politicians telling the Spec Op communities to just observe the terrorists who are also the aliens' proxies.


Dang!
How sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:13 AM (5xoct)

264 Santa Anna is a good example of terrible leadership. One of history's stupidest and most brutal congenital fuckups, but in charge of a country for decades.

A lot of what ails MX today can be laid at his foot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)

265 Couldn't we all?
You first!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:10 AM (5xoct)

WHY do they give you that little bag of peanuts on the plane? You can't even open the bag and when you... there's three peanuts in it. WHO is that supposed to FEED? Was it a flight for small birds? They don't need a flight, they can already fly.

Then there's always that hard peanut. WHERE did it come from? WHO is going to eat that? All I wanted to do was go to Miami for two days, and now I need two crowns. WHAT'S the deal

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:14 AM (AucCq)

266 It's not delivery.
It's Digorno.

Posted by: Now I'm hungry at April 21, 2026 11:14 AM (2Ez/1)

267 Didn't the Arizona Supreme Court just b1tch slap the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors over their attempt to control all election apparatus in the county?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:14 AM (2GVsD)

268
Fat man looks more like a scammer than a true art dealer.
Posted by: rickb223


---

There is a Dickens quote from Our Mutual Friend that I am too lazy to look up, about all his years sorting dust, he has never been able to make that fine of a distinction.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 21, 2026 11:15 AM (53GQo)

269 The monkey/ape/chimp is AWOL?

Posted by: No Name Today at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (8mulE)

270 WHY do they give you that little bag of peanuts on the plane? You can't even open the bag and when you... there's three peanuts in it. WHO is that supposed to FEED? Was it a flight for small birds? They don't need a flight, they can already fly.

Then there's always that hard peanut. WHERE did it come from? WHO is going to eat that? All I wanted to do was go to Miami for two days, and now I need two crowns. WHAT'S the deal
Posted by: ...

Screwed by Big Peanut.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

271 That 'pastor' needs to be pantsted at the polls and at the pulpit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (2GVsD)

272 267 Didn't the Arizona Supreme Court just b1tch slap the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors over their attempt to control all election apparatus in the county?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Yes. A big victory for Maricopa Recorder Justin Heap.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (abIsI)

273 269 The monkey/ape/chimp is AWOL?
Posted by: No Name Today at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (8mulE)


too busy advising Sheinbaum in Mexico City

Posted by: gKWVE at April 21, 2026 11:17 AM (gKWVE)

274 "I'll consider buying it, but first your mother will blow me"

Posted by: pensive gent in painting at April 21, 2026 11:17 AM (5t1pM)

275 sidebar - TJM explores the films of Peter Weir, director of Master and Commander

Nice, can't wait to listen. But might be hard to watch - I mean seriously, black socks with a blue suit?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:17 AM (Dv3i1)

276 She's running to replace someone called Nunn.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:17 AM (AucCq)

277 Nunn of the Above becomes more valid every election cycle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:18 AM (2GVsD)

278 Nunn of the Above becomes more valid every election cycle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:18 AM (2GVsD)

Truth

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:19 AM (AucCq)

279 275 sidebar - TJM explores the films of Peter Weir, director of Master and Commander

Nice, can't wait to listen. But might be hard to watch - I mean seriously, black socks with a blue suit?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 11:17 AM (Dv3i1)


Master and Commander is an excellent film

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 11:19 AM (K88SD)

280 No wonder the SAS blokes are retiring.

Bad guys use a front loader to bust into a police station in order to kill the police. SAS team is waiting in station and proceed to mostly wipe out the monsters.

But the SAS team is now being charged under the EU's human rights laws for not challenging the vermin first before killing them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:02 AM (2GVsD)

Maybe it's time for the SAS to do what they do best and take the frigging country back.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 11:19 AM (snZF9)

281 My turn!!

Who the hell invented that damnable hard shell plastic packaging for damn near everything you buy? I was struggling to open several packages so I bought a pair of heavy duty shears, and guess what? I couldn't get them out of their hard shell plastic packaging!!!

Posted by: muldooon at April 21, 2026 11:19 AM (I0N4X)

282 I was going to speculate that
Rectal Goring > Scrotal Goring > Eye Socket Goring
but I can't decide. It's a poser.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:19 AM (N8ZBc)

283 nood

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (N8ZBc)

284 270 WHY do they give you that little bag of peanuts on the plane? You can't even open the bag and when you... there's three peanuts in it. WHO is that supposed to FEED? Was it a flight for small birds? They don't need a flight, they can already fly.

Then there's always that hard peanut. WHERE did it come from? WHO is going to eat that? All I wanted to do was go to Miami for two days, and now I need two crowns. WHAT'S the deal
Posted by: ...

Screwed by Big Peanut.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

We would never ... you'll love our little red boxes

Posted by: Big Raisin at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (3sXRv)

285 Who the hell invented that damnable hard shell plastic packaging for damn near everything you buy? I was struggling to open several packages so I bought a pair of heavy duty shears, and guess what? I couldn't get them out of their hard shell plastic packaging!!!

But the thieves can still pop them in under five seconds.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (2GVsD)

286 >>WHY do they give you that little bag of peanuts on the plane? You can't even open the bag and when you... there's three peanuts in it. WHO is that supposed to FEED? Was it a flight for small birds? They don't need a flight, they can already fly. . .


Heh!

WHY are we giving free bicycle, escooter and Lyft rides to SNAP beneficiaries? Where do they need to go if they are not working? Why do they get everything free while the rest of us pay full price* AND taxes to pay the full price for them, too?

This is just one city's program -- check your closes big city for their flavor of transportation freebies:

https://tinyurl.com/5n87zpyk

*More than full price to cover the reduced profit on the subsidized stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (5xoct)

287 Well, the setting is appropriate.

Israel's government promotes massive Gay Pride festival with "children's activities" near ruins of Sodom and Gomorrah

https://tinyurl.com/yucwvekd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)

288 Canada and Mexico are stupid countries. They are nearly uniquely situated among history's nations to simply kick back and get filthy rich with basically no effort. Just maintain order, and be nice to the relatively peaceable hegemon, but offer a better regulatory and tax environment.

That's it. That's all they'd have to do to be shitting in high cotton, and they just can't manage to figure it out, because dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 11:21 AM (BI5O2)

289 Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 11:20 AM (5xoct)

Someone is cleaning up on these. I have seen it first hand.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:23 AM (AucCq)

290 221 yeah, sam wearing a dress while stringing up santa ana would have sweetened the pot.

Posted by: pedantic arseho at April 21, 2026 11:24 AM (R11M+)

291 WHY do they give you that little bag of peanuts on the plane? You can't even open the bag and when you... there's three peanuts in it. WHO is that supposed to FEED? Was it a flight for small birds? They don't need a flight, they can already fly.

Then there's always that hard peanut. WHERE did it come from? WHO is going to eat that? All I wanted to do was go to Miami for two days, and now I need two crowns. WHAT'S the deal

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 11:14 AM (AucCq)

I don't think ANY of the airlines give peanuts anymore. Allergies, you see.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 11:25 AM (G1ktt)

292 Didn't the Arizona Supreme Court just b1tch slap the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors over their attempt to control all election apparatus in the county?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes. A big victory for Maricopa Recorder Justin Heap.
---
I think the craziest part about that is it's the Republicans on the Board that are fighting this.

That's how much the GOPe hates actual conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 11:30 AM (tUP1A)

293 265 what are those little white things
inmy pork and beans? -f. karma

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The Morning Report — 4/ 21/26

BrennanDown.jpg

Good morning kids, As combat operations continue above and around Iran and quite possibly on the ground with both American and Israeli soldiers or special forces/intel operatives if not mass formations of troops (thank goodness that that has not happened). For sure the Iranian regime has got the living shit kicked out of it, but rest assured, cardboard cutouts notwithstanding, the head of the snake has yet to be cut off and can still inflict a serious bite.

Israel on Monday exposed the global terror network operated by Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) through its covert “Unit 4000,” detailing how the apparatus directed plots against Israeli officials, embassies, and strategic infrastructure worldwide while key commanders were killed during the U.S.-Israel campaign against Iran.

According to the joint statement, members of the cell were arrested with explosive drones and fragmentation charges they had smuggled into the country, after gathering intelligence on targets through surveillance and photography under direct orders from handlers in Iran. . . The arrests led Israeli intelligence agencies to uncover the broader structure and chain of command of Unit 4000, a covert division within the IRGC’s intelligence apparatus responsible for directing terrorist activity abroad against Israeli and Western targets, including attempts to smuggle advanced weaponry into Israel.

Remember that "Global" doesn't just mean Israel since given the nature of our pre-Trump era nearly non-existent southern border or even the smallest iota of an illusion of border security going back decades, and with Iranian agents operating with impunity all over Latin America (especially Cavez/Maduro ruled Venezuela), it's safe to assume that quite a few Iranian and other Islamic terror cells have made it over the border along with the wetback lettuce and grape-pickers.

That said, it's I was expecting some sort of Iranian backed or executed terror attack on our soil, despite the decapitation strikes on Iran's military and intelligence leadership. It's a good thing that our law enforcement and intelligence agencies are fully on board with protecting the American homeland and citizenry.

Okay you can stop laughing, and start weeping:

Maryland’s new immigration enforcement restrictions are drawing sharp pushback from law enforcement, who warn the “sanctuary” shift undermines public safety and cooperation with ICE. . . . Maryland is flexing its “sanctuary state” muscles, working against its own citizens in an effort to protect illegal immigrant criminals who are acting in the state.

Ridiculous. And the reasoning behind this is even worse. Senator Mary Beth Carozza noted the following: “Maryland Sheriffs have warned that legislation like this could actually increase the presence of ICE agents in Maryland. Without open lines of communication, we are only raising the chances that Maryland could become the next Minnesota.

But it’s funny. When you actually ask law enforcement about how something like this can take effect, you get a much different answer.

Yes, multi-billion dollar grifting as well as rapes, robberies and murder are bad enough but as noted above potential mass casualty terrorist events are quite something else. Yes, it's encouraging that the author notes "Pushback" from Maryland's law enforcement rank and file, but unless the latter en masse informs the MD governor and legislature that they will disregard and disobey this illegal and insane law by fully cooperating with ICE, it's just just hot air.

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1 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

2 Morning, all!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 07:35 AM (99eI0)

3 1st

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at April 21, 2026 07:35 AM (hybOl)

4 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2026 07:35 AM (CWTWj)

5 Senior intelligence and law enforcement officials working with the Department of Justice’s probe into former CIA Director John Brennan were issued subpoenas to testify before a grand jury.

The subpoenas of the FBI and other intelligence officials were issued after the DOJ had directed an attorney aligned with President Donald Trump to take over the investigation, according to CBS News. The probe into Brennan centers around false statements he provided to Congress regarding his involvement in investigations between the Russian government and Trump’s 2016 campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 07:35 AM (a3e+b)

6 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 21, 2026 07:38 AM (53oGX)

7 Whoa, top ten.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (WQDw6)

8 *yawns*
*smacks lips*
*stretches luxuriously*

Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

9 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

10 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

11 'The probe into Brennan centers around false statements he provided to Congress regarding his involvement in investigations between the Russian government and Trump’s 2016 campaign.
Posted by: SMOD'

Only 10 years later. If they wait long enough, Brennan will be a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory. Or dead.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

12 I’ve defended my Christian beliefs for European skeptics by noting that, despite inter sectarian wars, Christianity is the basis for Western Civilization…which I admire.

Now, my congregation is sponsoring a speaker who is an authority on “ Christian Nationalism”. The library doesn’t have her book, but googling the topic suggests that I am in the target zone of a lot of hatred.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 21, 2026 07:46 AM (1FEc1)

13 The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at April 21, 2026 07:46 AM (WQDw6)

14 Perhaps it's time for a new congregation.

Posted by: He mumbled quietly under his breath at April 21, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

15 In Johnny Somali news

File this under, what were they thinking category.

Johnny Somali has appealed his light sentence. The prosecution then filed their appeal over the light six-month sentence.

This means Johnny stays in a detention center until the new trial starts which maybe in September at the earliest. Johnny's appeal and the prosecution's appeal will go before a three judge panel at that time, Bong Bong and others will probably have to testify again.

If Johnny Somali had stayed quiet and the prosecution had not appealed, Jonny would have been released in November. Before winter really starts to set in in South Korea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 07:49 AM (2GVsD)

16 Thank you JJ

That story about the Iranian woman who was let into our country and then goes about dealing weapons for the mullahs…. Makes my blood boil. We’ve been letting enemies in for a long time. We need a moratorium on all immigration for at least 10 years….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 07:51 AM (xT8gx)

17 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Congratulations welcome to the club.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

18 VA election day. Men have not been contacted by either party, so if you know a male VA voter, get him to the poll (spouse has received no info about the election whereas my daughters and I got about 30 pieces of mail, just in the last week, from both parties).

Prediction is a +5 win for Yes (aka gerrymandering). So, if that's gonna flip, men have to show out in force today.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 07:52 AM (tOcjL)

19 I will admit… though Johnny Somali has been mentioned here, I’d never heard of the guy and still don’t know who he is or what he does…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)

20 Linus

If you look up 'obnoxious and worthless human being,' Johnny Somali's picture is there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

21 Good morning Nazi pig!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

22 If ICE seeks to detain someone in police custody, the police lets the person go and they commit another crime, why isn't the individual that let the criminal go also criminally culpable?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 07:55 AM (sKqQm)

23 19 I will admit… though Johnny Somali has been mentioned here, I’d never heard of the guy and still don’t know who he is or what he does…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)

A Black Nuisance Streamer that has harassed locals in Japan, Israel, and South Korea.

And has basically made sure that no black person will be welcome to visit Asia ever again.

Posted by: XTC at April 21, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

24 (FWSq7)

Stormfront is over there in the sewer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)

25 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 07:56 AM (8YpvS)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

28 While it is likely a fact that Iranian terrorists made it over the border here, it is incredibly unlikely they did so with their sort of drones and major weaponry.

It doesn't mean they can't also smuggle in weapons, but it is a lot bigger effort to do so than walking across an open border with a million other people. (Note the Israelis caught them.)

Just keep things realistic in terms of threat analysis.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 07:57 AM (mQFgh)

29 Remember that "Global" doesn't just mean Israel since given the nature of our pre-Trump era nearly non-existent southern border or even the smallest iota of an illusion of border security going back decades, and with Iranian agents operating with impunity all over Latin America (especially Cavez/Maduro ruled Venezuela), it's safe to assume that quite a few Iranian and other Islamic terror cells have made it over the border along with the wetback lettuce and grape-pickers.


Democrats import terror.

Terror activated.

Public clamors for government to "do something."

Democrats enact martial law.

Democrats take your guns.

Game over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

30 "While it is likely a fact that Iranian terrorists made it over the border here, it is incredibly unlikely they did so with their sort of drones and major weaponry."

You can turn a rental truck into a terror weapon.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)

31 but googling the topic suggests that I am in the target zone of a lot of hatred.

Good luck to you. I can understand being respectful of a speaker but I hope you are going to counter her forcefully.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 07:59 AM (99eI0)

32 Prediction is a +5 win for Yes (aka gerrymandering). So, if that's gonna flip, men have to show out in force today.
Posted by: Nova Local


It's absolutely heartbreaking what has happened to VA...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 08:00 AM (Z6vKV)

33 If you're in Virginia, go vote. Take someone with you to go vote (unless they're a lefty - in that case, deflate their tires).

I have very low expectations, but you can't win if you don't fight.

This is the lesson of Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:00 AM (G1ktt)

34 Stormfront is over there in the sewer.
Posted by: Anna Puma


He thinks that his neck would be spared because he's one of the "good ones."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:00 AM (99eI0)

35 It's absolutely heartbreaking what has happened to VA..."

Like voting in Doug Wilder?

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 08:01 AM (XuXeR)

36 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)
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Congratulations! Resist the temptation to be productive.

Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2026 08:01 AM (yN/vH)

37 VOTE NO!

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:02 AM (GD0B3)

38 I wonder how many technical difficulties will red areas of VA suffer today?

Or will they go straight for attacks in red areas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

39 You can turn a rental truck into a terror weapon.
Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:59 AM

+++

Or a pressure cooker.

Posted by: The brothers Tsarnaev at April 21, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

40 I like how fast impotent trolls are zapped. On morning threads...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:03 AM (GD0B3)

41 “DIGNIDAD Act” — Spanish for “dignity.”

Take some hate, add a does of hate, and cover it with a splash of hate.

That is just the beginning of how much RINOs hate you.
They hate you, they hate your family, they hate your ideas and your faith.

And if the RINOs hate you that much then think about how much the (D)s hate you.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

42 Anna puma

Seizing power over others is a hell of a high for totalitarian Leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

43 Trannies for Palestine showing up near red polling places to protest?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)

44 I wonder how many technical difficulties will red areas of VA suffer today?

Or will they go straight for attacks in red areas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

I think the Dems need to 'win clean' this time. It'll be an overwhelming flood of ballots in NoVa, precisely calculated to override the rest of the state.

Which, ironically, is exactly what they want for us all the time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:04 AM (G1ktt)

45 Prediction is a +5 win for Yes (aka gerrymandering). So, if that's gonna flip, men have to show out in force today.
Posted by: Nova Local

It's absolutely heartbreaking what has happened to VA...
Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 08:00 AM (Z6vKV)

I’m old enough to remember when VA was competitive enough that Ollie North came within a whisker of winning a senate seat…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:04 AM (xT8gx)

46 DataRepublican has confirmed what many suspected: the Deep State has been trying to spin up a military coup to remove The Donald. They trained 5 of the "Seditious Six" in what to say that would maximally incite active-duty military to defy the command structure, and their own documentation identifies Pete Hegseth as enemy #1 towards accomplishing that.

https://tinyurl.com/3ndfxrjb and read the whole thread

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 08:04 AM (AIhUY)

47 I heard someone on the radio yesterday talking about people in Virginia showing up to vote being told they already voted.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 08:05 AM (vFG9F)

48 36 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)
-----
Congratulations! Resist the temptation to be productive.
Posted by: Weasel at April 21, 2026 08:01 AM
+++
I have but one objective today: purge the closet of all company logowear.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)

49 Allie is curled up in my lap. Normally not a big deal.

But she's also sitting on the book I'm trying to read.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (gnNyN)

50 Washington Nearsider

We have one thing going for us. The trunk of a EV is far smaller than that of a Buick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (2GVsD)

51 Now that I think about it, it’s quite surprising we haven’t had any major terrorist attacks here since Epic Fury started. I’m very glad about that of course…. Can we maybe conclude that the mullahs and IRGC are more impotent than we assumed? They’re too busy ducking and hiding

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (xT8gx)

52 Poll: Nearly One-Third of Registered Voters Say All Illegal Immigrants Should Be Deported

==

Was I dreaming when not-too-distant polls from Trump's reelection to date had 60+% of the population wanting all illegals deported?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

53 Sssshhhhh!
I'm trying to become New Jersey!

Posted by: Virginia at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

54 I have but one objective today: purge the closet of all company logowear.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)

Shoulda done that the day before retiring. If they want you to return the stuff, make sure you send it back dirty.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (1Ff7Z)

55 Dems gain any type of power and they go with it like the Borg Collective. The Gentleman GOP of Indiana and Nebraska decide its not fair to Gerrymander when we have power.

Posted by: Jonah at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (YCxFk)

56 I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to give me a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2026 08:08 AM (2J/Lj)

57 We had important news from Uranus late last week-now silence.
Has the coverup begun? Deep State Deep Space Powers that be flexing their muscle?

Posted by: The Truth Is Out There at April 21, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)

58 I am enjoying watching the stupid people in Virginny sweating it out as they are herded into the democrat paradise of gerrymandering and the permanent state of democrat rule.

Their chickens have come home to mooch.

Posted by: Cavman at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (79nfv)

59 Ian S.

I hope awake (not woke) Op planners have a contingency plan to retake America if the Dems take over. Because the Dems will go full Stalin and Pol Pot on seizure of power by fraud. The Left hates an effective military, which is sworn to defend the Constitution against foreign and domestic enemies.

First Lensman by E.E. Smith has a sub-plot of a fair election. If only.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

60 JJ is a big fan of wars against Muslims.

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And I'm a big fan of JJ.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

61 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)



*seethes with jealousy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

62 There are sharp differences in opinion on party lines, as most Republicans, 57 percent, believe “all” legal immigrants should be deported.

Presumably, that should read illegal?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

63 Now that I think about it, it’s quite surprising we haven’t had any major terrorist attacks here since Epic Fury started. I’m very glad about that of course…. Can we maybe conclude that the mullahs and IRGC are more impotent than we assumed? They’re too busy ducking and hiding
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (xT8gx)

No! They are our peers. Powerful as the Soviet Union. We're just being lucky.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (1Ff7Z)

64 In VA you see the difference between the GOPe and Dems.

The former screwed around in IN, while the later already has the bank of fake votes they'll need to push this over the top in VA...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (sKqQm)

65 {{{Madamemayhem (uppity wench)}}}

Live long and prosper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

66 Their chickens have come home to mooch.

So your chickens came home in 2020, Biden won legitimately, and you deserved it?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (AIhUY)

67 JJ is a big fan of wars against Muslims.

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And I'm a big fan of JJ.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)



Why wouldn't anyone be? They're a source for 95% of the violence around the world.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

68 Today is my first day of retirement.

==

Now you can double your AOS commenting output ! Triple even !

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (GD0B3)

69 I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to give me a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2026 08:08 AM (2J/Lj)




*gopher dances*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Police in Italy have arrested a Nigerian man for grilling a cat near a park.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

71 Hey, Paul said something I agree with and want. There's no cohabitation in modern civilization with Muslims. Everyone knows it. Astute for a troll.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

72 “Republicans” blocking Warsh’s confirmation as Fed Chair.

The same “Republicans” who voted for idiots like Jackson as a SCOTUS justice and people like Mayorkas.

Time to clean out the senate of these turncoat fossils.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 21, 2026 08:11 AM (7kply)

73 Was I dreaming when not-too-distant polls from Trump's reelection to date had 60+% of the population wanting all illegals deported?

I think this is one of those polling question things.

Should all illegal aliens be deported? Gets a strong majority

Should undocumented immigrants that have not committed any crimes be allowed to stay? Also gets a majority

Here Trump's team messaging has been solid. They just keep calling them illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:11 AM (sKqQm)

74 Allie is curled up in my lap. Normally not a big deal.

But she's also sitting on the book I'm trying to read.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (gnNyN)



Plotting ways to kill you and feast on your rotting carcass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Police in Italy have arrested a Nigerian man for grilling a cat near a park.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

But there's no way the Haitians would do that here!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:12 AM (G1ktt)

76 Now you can double your AOS commenting output ! Triple even !
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (GD0B3)
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All of a sudden I started showing up on the Leaderboard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

77 The issue in VA as in many purple to red states that keep showing up blue is that once you get a large enough blue stronghold they can produce as many votes as they need to win.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (sKqQm)

78 Allie is curled up in my lap. Normally not a big deal.

But she's also sitting on the book I'm trying to read.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2026 08:07 AM (gnNyN)

Plotting ways to kill you and feast on your rotting carcass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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It's a trick!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

79 JJ is a big fan of wars against Muslims.

Who isn't?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (AIhUY)

80 Now you can double your AOS commenting output ! Triple even !
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (GD0B3)
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All of a sudden I started showing up on the Leaderboard.


When both of you break 1,000 comments in a week, get back to me. Break 2,000 then talk to Sven about your victory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (2GVsD)

81 So Amazon has gotten into the book banning business. Good to know...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

82 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
In my blue county violence seems to be increasing. A guy from the southern part of the county went across the bridge to Poughkeepsie and was shot dead. Yesterday a stabbing occurred. Victim not dead but not good. Given the murders in the rest of the country I think we are looking at a very nasty summer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)

83 The one thing going is the D South VA may not be a fan of D NoVa in the election, b/c the 2 minority majority districts were eliminated in this plan, with power going to northern Ds.

If there's a shock win, it's b/c the power struggle of minority vs white Ds and north vs south Ds surprises the Yes vote.

I mean, Fairfax is gonna overwhelmingly go Yes b/c why wouldn't it? 5 seats to protect one county - if you could have extra power, why wouldn't a self-interested party take it?

Thus, we'll see if the other Dem counties want to give Fairfax that much power...they might...they might not.

Other than Fairfax, I don't know how cleanly Ds split on Yes and No for this vote.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

84 But there's no way the Haitians would do that here!!

Among the sworn statements from OH locales about the Haitians eating wildlife and pets was picture of a Haitian carrying two dead Canadian geese.

But since some government peon said they weren't doing that, that's not true or something

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:14 AM (sKqQm)

85 He quoted Jackson’s comments to ABC News where she said, “I just feel that I have a wonderful opportunity to tell people in my opinions how I feel about the issues, and that’s what I try to do.”

Issues are not the law.
Issue change daily and some can not even written down today as they will change tomorrow.
We are a very stupid people to allow this person into our law system.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

86 The issue in VA as in many purple to red states that keep showing up blue is that once you get a large enough blue stronghold they can produce as many votes as they need to win.

As the saying goes about Islamic terrorism, you have to be perfect defending against it, while they only need to win once. Similarly, the Democrats win once and immediately install the voting fraud apparatus. California after the 1986 amnesty was the model: they won once there and never let go.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 08:15 AM (AIhUY)

87 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)


Or you could do what has been asked of commenters consistently over the years; ignore the trolls and let the moderators and cobloggers deal with it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:16 AM (n9ltV)

88 Among the sworn statements from OH locales about the Haitians eating wildlife and pets was picture of a Haitian carrying two dead Canadian geese.

But since some government peon said they weren't doing that, that's not true or something
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:14 AM (sKqQm)



Oldie but goodie..........


https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.

Feels like a Saturday
Feels just like any day
Feels like a moment suspended in time
Of laughter in somebody's yard
I pulled the wild card
Looks like another day
Everything's fine

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 21, 2026 08:16 AM (DgMqy)

90 In military news

Australia is buying from Japan three Mogami class warships.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (2GVsD)

91 Today is my first day of retirement.

So, more coffee, right?

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (Oy/m2)

92 68 Today is my first day of retirement.

==

Now you can double your AOS commenting output ! Triple even !
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM
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Funny you say that.
The reason I so frequently made the "top ten sock puppeteer" list is because I was often posting while *air quotes* "at work."

Truth is I was Retired In Place since the COVID era. I quietly quit after I watched my entire management chain bully pregnant women into a medical procedure they didn't want.

"Ethics" training? No. Go away.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

93 ignore the trolls and let the moderators and cobloggers deal with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:16 AM (n9ltV)



CBD in full effect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

94 Congrats, dantesed! Mr. Black has 2 1/2 years to go and cannot wait.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

95 Ukraine plans to replace the war dead with Africans and give them all the jobs and benefits

Reportedly, they've been advertising for months that the Ukrainian ladies need to be ready to marry the newcomers. If one were to believe the conspiracy theory that there's an effort underway to, essentially, eliminate whites, one might point to this as evidence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

96 Social Security tells me I can't retire till I'm 72.

They can kiss my lily white ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

97 I'm in favor of deporting all non-migrating Canada Geese to Haiti.

Posted by: They Are Asshoe! at April 21, 2026 08:19 AM (oftw2)

98 They Are Asshoe!

Can we sent Hillary to Haiti? Seems like ... Justice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

99
Can we sent Hillary to Haiti? Seems like ... Justice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)



Chelsea should be forced to take a 2nd honeymoon to Haiti. I mean, they DID pay for her wedding.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

100 When both of you break 1,000 comments in a week, get back to me. Break 2,000 then talk to Sven about your victory.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:13 AM (2GVsD)
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I can't type that fast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

101
85 He quoted Jackson’s comments to ABC News where she said, “I just feel that I have a wonderful opportunity to tell people in my opinions how I feel about the issues, and that’s what I try to do.”

It matches with what many legal observers have noted; in her dissents, she doesn’t write legal opinions, she writes Daily Kos blog posts. Which is why the left loves her no matter how idiotic she sounds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (Fmj+u)

102 Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

I was responding to someone else retiring. I'm still working.

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (Oy/m2)

103 Reportedly, they've been advertising for months that the Ukrainian ladies need to be ready to marry the newcomers. If one were to believe the conspiracy theory that there's an effort underway to, essentially, eliminate whites, one might point to this as evidence.

I'll add in that Denmark is making ads telling natives that marrying each other is a form of incest and instead they should be having kids with newcomers.

Which...reminds me of the Soviet strategy at the end of WWII - if you rape enough German women so that a significant percentage of the population has Russian ancestry they have to accept your people right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:21 AM (sKqQm)

104 Australia is buying from Japan three Mogami class warships.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (2GVsD)


Until they are commanded by real officers, and not DEI incompetents, they will be meaningless.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:21 AM (n9ltV)

105 Ahh, hopefully it isn't too far away for you then! ;-)

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

106 Today is my first day of retirement.

So, more coffee, right?
Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (Oy/m2)
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Mazel and welcome to the club.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

107 >>Who isn't?

The left isn't.

What has become more obvious than ever is that Trump is leading a movement to overturn years of globalist policy to weaken the western powers through mass migration, increase China's power as a counter to the US and make Iran the center of power in the Middle East. The policies and actions his administration are taking are all connected in overturning that plan and the globalist left is fighting back hard with government and non-government aligned powers.

Leftists are now openly cheering for Iran to defeat Trump and fighting to keep all illegals in the US including violent criminals. They are stealing our taxes and sending them to criminal cartels overseas. They are demonizing Israel while covering for mass murdering Islamic terrorists.

This is a fight for western values and the left is on the other side.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:22 AM (viF8m)

108 The only way I know the weekend is here is the lack of the Morning Report. Last worked for $$ on August 20, 2007.

Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at April 21, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)

109 Hillary Clinton

You let Web Hubble knock you up. Web Hubble!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

110 Washington Nearsider

Sprue Brothers is having a 20% off sale of Hasegawa and Great Wall kits.

Even at 20% off, the price of the Great Wall 1/32 Curtiss Hawk 82 is still insane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

111 It matches with what many legal observers have noted; in her dissents, she doesn’t write legal opinions, she writes Daily Kos blog posts. Which is why the left loves her no matter how idiotic she sounds.

TBH the best way to resolve this is to have right leaning judges do the same.

A couple of district/appeals courts ruling the income tax is actually unconstitutional because of reasons for example would actually motivate the SC to actually address this stuff.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (sKqQm)

112
Until they are commanded by real officers, and not DEI incompetents, they will be meaningless.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:21 AM (n9ltV)



Wait......what?

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

113 This talk of retirement has me feeling blue (or maybe green with envy…. One of those colors). Because I start a new job next week and I should be excited; it’s a good job. But I gotta “climb the mountain” again and I’d rather rest…. I’ll do an attitude readjustment before Monday…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

114 You let Web Hubble knock you up. Web Hubble!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)



I mean, who really should be more embarrassed here.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

115 In my blue county violence seems to be increasing. A guy from the southern part of the county went across the bridge to Poughkeepsie and was shot dead. Yesterday a stabbing occurred. Victim not dead but not good. Given the murders in the rest of the country I think we are looking at a very nasty summer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 08:14 AM (gu0hJ)
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Poughkeepsie, City of Sin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

116 47 I heard someone on the radio yesterday talking about people in Virginia showing up to vote being told they already voted.
Posted by: fd


The immediate response is getting law enforcement over there and filming everything.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (99eI0)

117 CBD

That was New Zealand who had the DEI Captain sink her vessel on a charted reef.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)

118 This talk of retirement has me feeling blue (or maybe green with envy…. One of those colors). Because I start a new job next week and I should be excited; it’s a good job. But I gotta “climb the mountain” again and I’d rather rest…. I’ll do an attitude readjustment before Monday…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)



You're making the move to better your situation for you and your family. This will make your retirement that much better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Can we sent Hillary to Haiti? Seems like ... Justice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)


I have a vile relative who was involved in the virtue-signaling scams that masqueraded as assistance for Haiti.

It is worse than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (n9ltV)

120 Interesting that Cornyn was on the list of harassers released by congress.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2026 08:25 AM (MHK/T)

121 The Iranian sleeper agents inside the US are real, and far more dangerous than ordinary terrorists who would kill a few civilians and be done. They instead aim to disrupt the entire United States by causing massive splits and dissension.

The most prominent of these you know as Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Dave Smith - there are many others.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 08:25 AM (Fmj+u)

122 Even at 20% off, the price of the Great Wall 1/32 Curtiss Hawk 82 is still insane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

Really, really thinking about it.

But I have 12 kits in the stash right now. Only three of them are commissions...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:25 AM (G1ktt)

123 I will admit… though Johnny Somali has been mentioned here, I’d never heard of the guy and still don’t know who he is or what he does…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)


He is a streamer. TikTok, Twich, who knows... a streamer. His shtick is being a public asshole - nuisance streamer being a thing, apparently. He took his show on the road to Korea and they are less forgiving of public assholery than some places.

I rather hope the appeals court gives him the max sentence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

124 This is a fight for western values and the left is on the other side.

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What worries me most is that not enough people in this country are aware of what the left really is. And how maniacally dedicated they are to upending America forever. And in ways that we will simply not recover from. That concerns me deeply.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 21, 2026 08:26 AM (qBdHI)

125 Interesting that Cornyn was on the list of harassers released by congress.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2026 08:25 AM (MHK/T)



That list was UNBELIEVABLY short........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

126 You're making the move to better your situation for you and your family. This will make your retirement that much better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

Yes. Thank you for that reminder!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (xT8gx)

127 That was New Zealand who had the DEI Captain sink her vessel on a charted reef.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)


Australia is doing the same thing to their armed forces.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (n9ltV)

128 He took his show on the road to Korea and they are less forgiving of public assholery than some places.

This was after getting kicked out of Japan for the same thing.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (99eI0)

129 Washington Nearsider

At sale prices you can get five or six 1/32 Hasegawa kits for the price of that one Great Wall kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

130
Yes. Thank you for that reminder!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (xT8gx)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

131 I wonder how many technical difficulties will red areas of VA suffer today?

I'm sure there won't be any at all. Election day voting is secular sacred and the Democrats would never interfere with that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

132 We are so centered

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:28 AM (2GVsD)

133 Because I start a new job next week and I should be excited; it’s a good job. But I gotta “climb the mountain” again and I’d rather rest…. I’ll do an attitude readjustment before Monday…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

A change can be almost good as a rest. I hope you meet good people and make new connections. Congrats and good luck.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 21, 2026 08:28 AM (4tsnh)

134 CENTERED!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Until they are commanded by real officers, and not DEI incompetents, they will be meaningless."

Heh. They're already planning the indictments against the officers...

Posted by: man at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

136 Front and center!

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (99eI0)

137 Centrists are squishes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

138 Can't go wrong with a Spy vs. Spy meme. Until it screws your formatting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Many Ukrainian ladies are in the US or other places in Europe. Likewise, many Uke men are hiding from conscription anywhere they can. Zelenskyyy has ruined that country.

Posted by: From Bread Basket To Basket Case at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

140 What worries me most is that not enough people in this country are aware of what the left really is. And how maniacally dedicated they are to upending America forever. And in ways that we will simply not recover from. That concerns me deeply.

Left leaning LIVs vote mostly on who they think will give them the most free shit

Right leaning LIVs often don't vote "because they are all the same" which I understand the sentiment but that's the wrong strategy...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (sKqQm)

141 > We had important news from Uranus late last week-now silence.
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if nothing's coming out of Uranus, that could be a serious problem

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

142 1111
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

143 I'm starting to worry about JJ a bit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

144
I helped my uncle beat off lots of horses. And cows, chickens, iguanas, trilobites, motility crinoids... you name it we whacked it!

Posted by: Beating Orourk at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (jx9Uu)

145 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)


Wait until you get to one of the best parts of retirement - forgetting what day it is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)

146 Tanned.

Rested.

Ready.

Posted by: Zombie Lamont the Big Dummy at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

147 NaCly Dog, you asked me a question yesterday that I didn't get to until the art thread was up.

Amazingly, I haven't gotten a single question from my former employer. Apparently my efforts to document everything were successful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

148 Spy v Spy needs to be centered to be fair to both sides

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (4tsnh)

149 Wait until you get to one of the best parts of retirement - forgetting what day it is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)



But, don't you still work?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Can't avoid the Middle Man.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (DgMqy)

151 Happy San Jacinto Day!

San Jacinto Day is observed every April 21. It celebrates the Battle of San Jacinto. It was the final battle of the Texas Revolution when Texas won its independence from Mexico on April 21, 1836. This day is a partial state public holiday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

152 17 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)
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Congratulations welcome to the club.
-----------------
My first day of retirement begins on Thursday. Hopefully I can hack it.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (FmapG)

153 >>What worries me most is that not enough people in this country are aware of what the left really is. And how maniacally dedicated they are to upending America forever. And in ways that we will simply not recover from. That concerns me deeply.

We are dealing with the result of allowing our public schools to become far left indoctrination centers that produced generations of kids absolutely believe that the US is a force for evil in the world, communism is good and tiny Israel is the center of evil in the world. The are mini Terminators of stupid. They can't be reasoned with and they won't stop until they are stopped and we now have a legal system that in many places refuses to punish them.

Trump was the only person I've seen in years who seems to get it and is willing to sacrifice everything to lead the fight. The fight is going to take a long time, well after Trump is gone, but at least now we have a shot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

154 Stuck in the middle with the horde.

Posted by: dantesed at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (Oy/m2)

155 LET'S GO FLYERS

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)

156 Oh, you're supposed to drive around the reef?

Posted by: Captain Dyke at April 21, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

157 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Saw a report that after Australia deliberately targeted their only soldier that was awarded a Victoria Cross, 22 SAS Regiment in the UK is loosing their most senior operators to voluntary retirement.

Takes a decade to train those senior warrant officers, and the Australian Left is causing havoc in even the UK special forces.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

158 "Break 2,000 then talk to Sven about your victory.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

How many have to be comprehensible?

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 08:32 AM (vFG9F)

159 Today is my first day of retirement.
Hunh. It feels like a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)


Welcome to the club!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

160 144
I helped my uncle beat off lots of horses. And cows, chickens, iguanas, trilobites, motility crinoids... you name it we whacked it!
Posted by: Beating Orourk at April 21, 2026 08:30 AM
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Did you ever whack a mole?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

161 At sale prices you can get five or six 1/32 Hasegawa kits for the price of that one Great Wall kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

Even at 20% off, Amazon's got the Hase 190D-9 for ten dollars less than SB.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (G1ktt)

162 LET'S GO FLYERS
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2)



Not a Philly fan, but I do love the look of utter defeat on Cindy Crosby's face after going down 0 - 2 at home.

Just retire already......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

163 One of the interesting political things right now with retirement is that the age of retirement hasn't really declined in large part because the government takes more and more of your income over your life in taxes and inflation.

The left pitches to 20 year old that they should eat the rich but the rich they are eating are the 50 year old versions of themselves.

It would be nice if there was an opposition party pointing this out on a regular basis.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (sKqQm)

164 How many have to be comprehensible?

You know, that is asking too much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:33 AM (2GVsD)

165 As Learned Hand famously wrote, ‘Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court … can do much to help it.’ For all Americans, standing up for our Constitution and our freedom is work that lies ahead.
~~ Mollie Hemingway quoting Justice Alito
=========================
Disturbingly, many casual lefties have abandoned freedom in favor of government, even bohemian sorts who would miss freedom most acutely. Some of my oldest friends have moved into this category, convinced somehow that they themselves must sacrifice freedom to save the climate, or to protect abortion, or to stop imperial America from controlling other countries. Or whatever.

Very sad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8SS36)

166 >>>What worries me most is that not enough people in this country are aware of what the left really is
---

we need one or two generations of progressives to die off before we can right the ship

I will be long gone, but I hope it happens

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (ZxPkt)

167 Social Security tells me I can't retire till I'm 72.

They can kiss my lily white ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I could have retired at 62. But the difference between 62 & 67 is almost half.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8YpvS)

168 Not a Philly fan, but I do love the look of utter defeat on Cindy Crosby's face after going down 0 - 2 at home.


it's something everyone can enjoy!

also the Hurricanes got HOSED by the officials last night. what the hell NHL get your act together

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (j+aD2)

169 The head of a snake, even when chopped off, will still bite you and inject its poison. Never let down your guard.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (Fbc0I)

170 Washington Nearsider

Amazon has the Tamiya 1/48 F-14A for $66 and free shipping. Yes I am eying adding another to stash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)

171 In VA you see the difference between the GOPe and Dems.

The former screwed around in IN, while the later already has the bank of fake votes they'll need to push this over the top in VA...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:09 AM (sKqQm)


They didn't screw around in Indiana. The job of the GOPe is to lose while providing a pressure valve to keep everything from exploding before the uniparty has their foreign army in place.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

172 Camp of the Saints is on Amazon.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:35 AM (/+uur)

173 I've been retired for about 6 years. I still think trash day is Friday and that the weekends matter.

Trash day is Tuesday and every day is Saturday otherwise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 08:35 AM (AkEZC)

174 I could have retired at 62. But the difference between 62 & 67 is almost half.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8YpvS)



My FiL needed to hang on for 6 more months before retiring. Nope. Couldn't hack it. Dumbass cost himself over $700 a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

175 I see a lady died doing a triathlon down in the Woodlands yesterday. Sad… the swim portion of any triathlon is the most dangerous part

Stealers Wheel strikes the blog again!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM (xT8gx)

176 I could have retired at 62. But the difference between 62 & 67 is almost half.
---------------
At 70 I began taking my money back from the Fedz. There was no incentive to not do that. I'm now 71 and chicks dig it.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM (FmapG)

177 Now you can double your AOS commenting output ! Triple even !
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (GD0B3)


Ironically, I often find myself with less time for the internet since I've retired than before.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

178 DOJ Taps Trump Ally diGenova for Brennan Probe
________
Didn't he get an auto-pardon?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM (AlhUl)

179 centered > based

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 08:37 AM (QW4f/)

180 Is that the SS math that if you take it at 67 you get twice the $$$ that you get at 62?

So...to bring math into this blog that means if you are going to live to at least 73 you should wait I guess...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

181 Even at 20% off, Amazon's got the Hase 190D-9 for ten dollars less than SB.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Yeah, but who wants to build a bulldozer model?

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie. at April 21, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2)

182 And CBD was just here. A bit shocked this hasn't been corrected yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

183 At 70 I began taking my money back from the Fedz. There was no incentive to not do that. I'm now 71 and chicks dig it.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM (FmapG)



My plan is to start taking it at 65. I will lose quite a bit of monthly "max" according to the govt, but the only way I'm getting anything remotely close to my money back, I need to start early.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

184 >>Didn't he get an auto-pardon?

Nope.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (viF8m)

185 Heh. Calling him out worked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

186 DataRepublican has confirmed what many suspected: the Deep State has been trying to spin up a military coup to remove The Donald. They trained 5 of the "Seditious Six" in what to say that would maximally incite active-duty military to defy the command structure, and their own documentation identifies Pete Hegseth as enemy #1 towards accomplishing that.

And this harks back to what I was talking about yesterday - why aren't those six assholes in prison right now for insurrection? I can only think of a few reasons:
- Trump doesn't have the balls;
- Trump's people would not obey his orders;
- Trump doesn't have the political capital;
- The GOP would impeach his ass in a NY minute;
- The Seditious Six have some sort of congressional immunity;
- Congress would circle the wagons to protect their 'collegiality'

None of these reasons give me any hope for true, lasting change post-Trump. I still say the GOP deserves to lose the midterms.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (qRla/)

187 Sydney Watson talking about "fat activists" dying off.

https://youtu.be/MFGqBHJbI6o

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (99eI0)

188 At 70 I began taking my money back from the Fedz. There was no incentive to not do that. I'm now 71 and chicks dig it.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:36 AM
###

Sounds like money for nothing and chicks for free!

Posted by: M. Knopfler at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

189 But, don't you still work?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)


No. Retired two months ago.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)

190 The barrel is centered, and the gloryholes provide balance.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (Fbc0I)

191 Social Security tells me I can't retire till I'm 72.

Why? The payment maxes at 70.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (ExV1e)

192 Minneapolis Schools Remodel to Add Muslim-Specific Facilities
________
For one mad, happy moment I hoped that mean guillotines.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (AlhUl)

193 It's also,
International Hemp Day
and
Pet CBD Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

194 For one mad, happy moment I hoped that mean guillotines.
Posted by: Eeyore


Or happy camps.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:41 AM (99eI0)

195 I get about 3611 next July.
But my issue is that I need to reach FRA so that my SS is not taxed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

196
No. Retired two months ago.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (qRla/)



Ah.....I missed that. Good for you. Congratulations, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

197 My plan is to start taking it at 65. I will lose quite a bit of monthly "max" according to the govt, but the only way I'm getting anything remotely close to my money back, I need to start early.
----------------
Yeah, its a squeeze play. I'm still not sure I am going to hack being retired. Imma looking to be maybe a yacht boy at the Marina and help the ladies with boat things. This will bring meaning to my life and provide a great sun tan.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:43 AM (FmapG)

198 This was after getting kicked out of Japan for the same thing.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:27 AM (99eI0)


No doubt the Koreans will point out that, had the Japanese imprisoned him, he might never have come to Korea.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

199 I could have retired at 62. But the difference between 62 & 67 is almost half.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8YpvS)


I know I've left a lot of money on the table retiring when I did. But I would have killed myself long before I got to 67. I would rather be somewhat poorer and happy (as happy as I ever can be).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:44 AM (qRla/)

200 Why? The payment maxes at 70.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:40 AM (ExV1e)



Not according to the letters I used to get from them........For me to get max, I had to wait till 72.

Of course, that may've changed, but I don't get those letters anymore and haven't in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

201 The available titles for “ Adolph Hitler” on Amazon are endless - including “ Mein Kampf” which is a bestseller. Amazon censorship and book banning is - selective.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (pDt9x)

202 If somebody wants to do my lawn, I pay cash.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (Fbc0I)

203 36 clear sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. I've got writing to do today and I really should clean house a bit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (qRla/)

204 Zelenskyyy has ruined that country.

He had a lot of help. US, UK, France, Germany...

The Ukrainian people took it in the ass for the globalist agenda.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

205 I think the breakeven point of SS between 62 and 67 is about age 81. So depending upon your other savings it is more flexible than people think.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (MHK/T)

206 The available titles for “ Adolph Hitler” on Amazon are endless - including “ Mein Kampf” which is a bestseller. Amazon censorship and book banning is - selective.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (pDt9x)



But, I'm betting they'll send any homo sex or trans book to an elementary school in bulk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

207 >My plan is to start taking it at 65.
--

that's what I did
SocSec + other stuff allowed me to pull the pin

sometimes I go for days without even wearing pants

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

208 No doubt the Koreans will point out that, had the Japanese imprisoned him, he might never have come to Korea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Honestly, I was surprised he got booted out instead of kept in prison but maybe he's just that obnoxious.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (99eI0)

209 This is a great read that helps explain how Obama helped politicize the DOJ and why we are still dealing with the implications of what he did today. I think there's a tendency to believe just because you win and election DC institutions must fall in line. This ignores the ideological makeup of the people who were recruited to fill career, not political but career jobs, in places like the DOJ.

This is from a conservative 20+ year DOJ vet who was forced out. Worth a read.

https://tinyurl.com/2ma77jj9

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (viF8m)

210 We could be in for a Northern lightshow of epic proportions.

Stargazers could potentially glimpse the aurora borealis in parts of the Northern US this Friday and Saturday, thanks to a large hole that’s opened up in the Sun’s atmosphere.

“The aurora may become visible over some Northern and upper Midwest states from New York to Idaho,” wrote the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) Space Weather Prediction Center.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

211 The Ukrainian people took it in the ass for the globalist agenda.

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, closeted homosexual at April 21, 2026 08:47 AM (79nfv)

212 What worries me most is that not enough people in this country are aware of what the left really is. And how maniacally dedicated they are to upending America forever. And in ways that we will simply not recover from. That concerns me deeply.
---
Republicans and conservative voters need to understand two very deadly things:

1) the level of hatred they have for Trump (who is just a proxy for anything and anyone "not-leftist"). It is an all-consuming, raging, unstoppable hatred that drives everything they do and say.

2) the complete corruption at all levels of government. That every local, state and federal government spending is a version of a "Friends and Family Enrichment" program.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 08:48 AM (tUP1A)

213 The Ukrainian people took it in the ass for the globalist agenda.


Global anal is the BEST anal.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 21, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

214 My plan is to start taking it at 65.
--

that's what I did
SocSec + other stuff allowed me to pull the pin

sometimes I go for days without even wearing pants
Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

A regular on the Sunday book thread!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:48 AM (xT8gx)

215 I'm starting to worry about JJ a bit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
-

Because now he's justifying the left?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 08:48 AM (ebJJx)

216 Ever notice

The UN has not sent any peacekeepers to the Russo-Uke War?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:48 AM (2GVsD)

217 None of these reasons give me any hope for true, lasting change post-Trump. I still say the GOP deserves to lose the midterms.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (qRla/)
*******
Well, I am not going to be one of those people making that happen.
Trump doesn't deserve it and I want to help him wherever I can.
I can't wait to vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

218 73 Was I dreaming when not-too-distant polls from Trump's reelection to date had 60+% of the population wanting all illegals deported?

I think this is one of those polling question things.

Should all illegal aliens be deported? Gets a strong majority

Should undocumented immigrants that have not committed any crimes be allowed to stay? Also gets a majority

Here Trump's team messaging has been solid. They just keep calling them illegals.
Posted by: 18-1
=====
Yep, order of questions, polling language, etc. can affect results.

And there is serious money behind the continuing attempts at amnesty and the various work visas that far too many employers, including small businesses and farms, want cheap labor so they can make more money. Labor in many fields is about 60-70 percent of all expenditures in a business so owners pay less for labor=more profit.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

219 Funding Has Not Closed the Gap: School Expenditure and the Persistence of Black–White Differences in Cognitive Performance

I posit that a very strict core study of reading, writing, and math through the 6th or 7th grade would be the better course of study for all races. What good is art, or history, or even science is you cannot read the material, understand the data, and then form ideas?

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

220 San Jacinto Day is observed every April 21. It celebrates the Battle of San Jacinto. It was the final battle of the Texas Revolution when Texas won its independence from Mexico on April 21, 1836. This day is a partial state public holiday.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)


1360 Mexicans attacked by 910 Texans.

Mexicans suffered 650 killed, 208 wounded, 300 captured. Texans suffered 11 killed (or fatally wounded), 30 wounded.

Battle lasted 18 minutes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

221 Of course, that may've changed, but I don't get those letters anymore and haven't in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)


You can create a log-in with SSA that will give you access to their projections for you. It's a worthwhile tool.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (n9ltV)

222 My first day of retirement begins on Thursday. Hopefully I can hack it.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (FmapG)


I'm starting to think we're not really all 29.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

223 Police in Italy have arrested a Nigerian man for grilling a cat near a park.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

But there's no way the Haitians would do that here!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 21, 2026 08:12
****
Piker

Posted by: Barak Hussein Obama at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (Pl1+s)

224 The lesson of San Jacinto

Never take a siesta when there are enemy forces nearby.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)

225
You can create a log-in with SSA that will give you access to their projections for you. It's a worthwhile tool.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM (n9ltV)



The wife looks at that on occasion. I'll have to get her to poke around a bit and see what it says.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

226 >>You can create a log-in with SSA that will give you access to their projections for you. It's a worthwhile tool.

Seconded.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

227 My first day of retirement begins on Thursday. Hopefully I can hack it.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (FmapG)

I'm starting to think we're not really all 29.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

My brain feels 29. My body… a little older than that; maybe a lot!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (xT8gx)

228 The most prominent of these you know as Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Dave Smith - there are many others.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 08:25 AM

Carlson and Owens, perhaps. Smith is just a typical low-wattage libertarian who thinks he's G-d's gift to political discourse. They're a dime a dozen, and they're extremely annoying, but they're not on the take.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)

229 Farts........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Saw a report that after Australia deliberately targeted their only soldier that was awarded a Victoria Cross, 22 SAS Regiment in the UK is loosing their most senior operators to voluntary retirement.

Takes a decade to train those senior warrant officers, and the Australian Left is causing havoc in even the UK special forces.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Replace the natives with the military age migrant men in your armed forces and it makes it easier to sic the new military on a populace that might arise in protest of the foreign power taking over the country.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)

231 The wife looks at that on occasion. I'll have to get her to poke around a bit and see what it says.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

Pete has a wife??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:52 AM (xT8gx)

232 Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

The problem is most people don't realize what Trump is and the skills and the spine he brings to the table. Also he is better at what the Left does than the Left and that's what we need.

I don't think there is anyone behind him that could survive even a tiny fraction of the onslaught. For three days, let alone a decade.

He has given us a chance and God certainly spared him for a reason. So I hang on to that.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 08:52 AM (AucCq)

233 Carlson and Owens, perhaps. Smith is just a typical low-wattage libertarian who thinks he's G-d's gift to political discourse. They're a dime a dozen, and they're extremely annoying, but they're not on the take.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)



But when I YELL EVERYTHING I SAY it makes it that more effective and important.

Posted by: Nick Fuentes at April 21, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

234
Pete has a wife??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:52 AM (xT8gx)



Oops I did it again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

235 >>>Ever notice

The UN has not sent any peacekeepers to the Russo-Uke War?

Posted by: Anna Puma

>That's because it's white people. Raping the natives is an order of magnitude more difficult.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 08:53 AM (Fbc0I)

236 Gabbard’s releases—including material pulled from “burn bags” and previously hidden files—make it increasingly difficult for legacy media to dismiss these connections as conspiracy theory. The documents show how second-hand claims were elevated to impeachment-level accusations while exculpatory evidence was buried or ignored. At some point, the game of whack-a-mole becomes too large even for the legacy media—which has grown lazy and complicit—to keep spinning disinformation to cover up their criminal acts.

This is the very definition of an ongoing criminal enterprise, the core of a RICO case. On March 26, I described the Southern District of Florida grand jury subpoenas to Comey and Brennan as the potential RICO hammer finally dropping on a decade-long conspiracy, even as the DOJ is continuing to purge holdovers who have been dragging their feet. Because the enterprise is treated as ongoing, statutes of limitations do not shield the participants. Moving the case to Florida avoids the deeply conflicted D.C. venue and gives accountability a real chance to stick.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

237 Piker
Posted by: Barak Hussein Obama at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (Pl1+s)


Nah, he shocked his dog, he didn't eat it

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)

238 Someone posted, falsely, that 26 Iranian ships made it through the US blockade. They didn't.

But Chris Murphy D-CT had a one word response to the fake tweet. "Awesome".

That's what we are dealing with. They hate us that much that they are rooting for the Iranian terror regime to defeat us.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)

239 Imma looking to be maybe a yacht boy at the Marina and help the ladies with boat things. This will bring meaning to my life and provide a great sun tan.
Posted by: pudinhead


I have a cousin who grew up in St. Petersburg, FL who started doing that in high school as a side hustle. (Legit yacht cleaning service) He turned it into a pretty profitable company.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (8YpvS)

240 Hassan shock!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (2GVsD)

241 I say retire whenever you want. Why wait an extra 5 or 10 years to get a bigger check when everyone knows that the longer you live, the sooner you'll die. (I kid, I kid--that's a line from an old Irish song.)

But seriously, the government uses actuarial tables to determine the amounts, and while a few of us will outlive their estimates, most of us will not.

If you love your job and love working, keep at it. But if are counting the days and you long to retire, just do it!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (3ImbR)

242 What good is art, or history, or even science is you cannot read the material, understand the data, and then form ideas?
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:49 AM

+++
Come see us.

Posted by: The Quality Learing Center of Minneapolis, Minnesota at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

243 Is that the SS math that if you take it at 67 you get twice the $$$ that you get at 62?

62 == 70% of 67 (but it's recalculated monthly, I believe, so you could retire at 66.5 and get most of the 67 money).
70 == 124% of 67 (I think this one is calculated annually, naturally).

I don't believe that there is any benefit to waiting past 70.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

244 The lesson of San Jacinto

Never take a siesta when there are enemy forces nearby.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:50 AM (2GVsD)


Tell me about it. . .

Posted by: Col Johann Roll at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (qRla/)

245 “The radical left has relied on ActBlue as a way to funnel foreign donations and dark money into their political campaigns to subvert our laws and compromise the integrity of our elections. ActBlue lied to Congress and to the American people, and I will ensure justice is served.

I believe there was this Kenyan dude that started this.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

246 Democrats are running on 2 platforms this fall:

1) Hatred of Trump, MAGA, etc. As I note, Trump is just a proxy for anything and anyone "not-leftist." And this is not a policy-driven hatred--it's personal: They hate Trump, they hate you, they hate your family, they hate everyone and everything that isn't leftist.

2) "Billionaires stole my Lambo!" They've convinced their young voters their education certificates entitled them to a 6k sqft house, 6-figure income and a Lambo.
And the only reason they don't have that is because billionaires stole it from them.

Greed and Hatred are all Democrats have to offer.
And it's selling.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (tUP1A)

247 +++
Come see us.
Posted by: The Quality Learing Center of Minneapolis, Minnesota at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)



I love the fact that Nick Shirley is roaming around California exposing fraud wearing that logo on his hoodie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Hey- do you live in Connecticut?

https://tinyurl.com/2s2eurcj

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (ZxPkt)

249 Rev. Wishbone

If every woman had a small cordless hole puncher, and used it to kill a threatening rapist, there would be a lot less rapes.

For other men, it would pay to be polite to women.

Robert A. Heinlein: " An armed society is a polite society." He forgot about Islam.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

250 Hassan shock!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (2GVsD)

I seem to remember a hilarious Bugs Bunny episode where the words “Hasan chop!” were used repeatedly…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx)

251 By administering these EVs through a nasal spray, researchers were able to deliver a payload of therapeutic micro-RNAs directly into the hippocampus.
=====================
Faster please. After watching the devastation of Alzheimer in my mother, this cannot come quickly enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (KX703)

252 And this harks back to what I was talking about yesterday - why aren't those six assholes in prison right now for insurrection? I can only think of a few reasons:
- Trump doesn't have the balls;
- Trump's people would not obey his orders;
- Trump doesn't have the political capital;
- The GOP would impeach his ass in a NY minute;
- The Seditious Six have some sort of congressional immunity;
- Congress would circle the wagons to protect their 'collegiality'

None of these reasons give me any hope for true, lasting change post-Trump. I still say the GOP deserves to lose the midterms.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (qRla/)


IIRC, they tried to indict one of them and the DC grand jury said no. So you're missing the possibility that Democrats commit their crimes in places where they know the citizenry will support them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

253 Is California still pushing the law to ban reporting on fraud?

Like MediCal paying for illegal immigrant trans people to get surgery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)

254
Robert A. Heinlein: " An armed society is a polite society." He forgot about Islam.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)/i]


islham is not a society, so they don't count.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

255 The leading candidates to pick up the Republican banner in 28 and Vance, DeSantis and Rubio with the latter coming back from the political woods by being the best SoS perhaps ever.

Not sure how that will play out - Rubio will be in the news obviously and Vance can be if Trump gives him juicy things to work on.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

256 Replace the natives with the military age migrant men in your armed forces and it makes it easier to sic the new military on a populace that might arise in protest of the foreign power taking over the country.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Only one drawback. Since they are NOT my countrymen, I would sleep like a baby at night after ending a couple dozen of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (8YpvS)

257 "NASA’s IG: With only Axiom building NASA’s future spacesuits, the agency’s lunar program faces great scheduling risk"

Inside sources tell me Johnson Space Center is prepping to temporarily reassign more than a few Civil Service engineers to assist Axiom on its lunar excursion suit and tools work.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (5rh/l)

258 Is California still pushing the law to ban reporting on fraud?

Like MediCal paying for illegal immigrant trans people to get surgery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (2GVsD)



Shirley is actually going after California pols asking them why they aren't fixing the fraud instead of passing a law preventing journalists from exposing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

259 226 >>You can create a log-in with SSA that will give you access to their projections for you. It's a worthwhile tool.

Seconded.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

You can print a Statement that show exactly how much each year you contributed and then shows from 62 to 70 how much you get.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

260 Personally, I think social security and other retirement options are designed to provide maximum payout to the least number of people. They expect many to only survive a few years after 70+.

I decided to take retirement, and social security as soon as I was eligible to retire. 6 years ago when I was in my late 50's. I don't get "the maximum" from either, but I figure, if lucky, I'll live long enough to enjoy what I've got.

That is more important to me than the amount of money I'd get otherwise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (AkEZC)

261 Happy San Jacinto Day!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (AZWEO)

262 I'm still not sure I am going to hack being retired.

My financial advisor told me that, of his clients, every woman who retired stayed that way but only one man has stayed retired. I told him that I was gonna be number two.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

263 That's what we are dealing with. They hate us that much that they are rooting for the Iranian terror regime to defeat us.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)
========================
It's revolting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (KX703)

264 >>Today is my first day of retirement.

Congratulations, Quarter Twenty. Sunday was the one-year anniversary of mine.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (NcvvS)

265 You can print a Statement that show exactly how much each year you contributed and then shows from 62 to 70 how much you get.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)



This must be why they stopped sending me those letters.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

266 Something like 1% of the population commits all the violent crime. Get a significant number of armed women willing to off a would be rapist and that problematic population will start dropping...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

267 In Dec 24, Vance was my favorite by far to follow Trump. Now…. Rubio has really impressed me. That would be a hard choice but I don’t think they’ll both run…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:59 AM (xT8gx)

268 I retired at 68 (nearly full money) but am still working.
Yeah, I get to pay tax on it... oh joy

Posted by: MkY at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (+Pp+Q)

269 Not according to the letters I used to get from them........For me to get max, I had to wait till 72.

Of course, that may've changed, but I don't get those letters anymore and haven't in years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)


You should create an SSA account (and check it regularly to ensure some illegal isn't using your number). You can see how much you'll make at each age based on your current earnings history.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

270 Polymarket @Polymarket

JUST IN: Anti-billionaire progressive group "Our Revolution" officially endorses Tom Steyer for California governor.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

271 One other thing with the SS math it is easier to get out and do things at 50 then at 60 and at 60 more then 70.

So every year you spend working you reduce the number of things you'll be able to do physically when you retire

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

272 You can print a Statement that show exactly how much each year you contributed and then shows from 62 to 70 how much you get.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)
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It approximates. Deferred credits aren't fully reflected in the tool, since your actual benefit changes monthly (not annually, as the online tool assumes). Calling SS and getting them to use their internal tool gives you a more exact number, if you are trying to be precise.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (KX703)

273 Is it true that in the past five years California has seen almost 400 companies close shop and move to another state?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

274 Honestly, I was surprised he got booted out instead of kept in prison but maybe he's just that obnoxious.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 08:46 AM (99eI0)


Was his Japanese vacation during Biden? The government may have put pressure on them on his behalf.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

275 JUST IN: Anti-billionaire progressive group "Our Revolution" officially endorses Tom Steyer for California governor.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)



Anti-billionaire group endorses billionaire..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Some of my oldest friends have moved into this category, convinced somehow that they themselves must sacrifice freedom to save the climate, or to protect abortion, or to stop imperial America from controlling other countries. Or whatever.

Very sad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8SS36)

I knew a man I considered a friend who, at the beginning of the COVID panic locked himself and his wife inside their house for a year, never leaving, never allowing anyone over. They had food delivered to their front door where it would be dropped off, with only electronic communications between them and the deliverers.

They voluntarily placed themselves into solitary confinement for a year based on nothing but their own fears. I’ve never had anything to do with either of them since, I found their behavior too disgusting to forgive or forget.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 09:02 AM (Fmj+u)

277 So every year you spend working you reduce the number of things you'll be able to do physically when you retire
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)



This is my mentality. I don't want to wait till I'm too old to accomplish the things I want to achieve in retirement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

278 JUST IN: Anti-billionaire progressive group "Our Revolution" officially endorses Tom Steyer for California governor.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)
=====================
there goes everyone's irony meter again

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:02 AM (KX703)

279 Sponge

They have the same reasoning ability as those Queers for Palestine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

280
They have the same reasoning ability as those Queers for Palestine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)



Yeah.. I mean, can you prove yourself to be a more useful idiot than that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

281
273 Is it true that in the past five years California has seen almost 400 companies close shop and move to another state?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

Not sure, I think that’s the number for the last 5 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (Fmj+u)

282 270 Polymarket @Polymarket

JUST IN: Anti-billionaire progressive group "Our Revolution" officially endorses Tom Steyer for California governor.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

Told you - he bought that endorsement. He is going all in to buy this election.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (tOcjL)

283 They voluntarily placed themselves into solitary confinement for a year based on nothing but their own fears. I’ve never had anything to do with either of them since, I found their behavior too disgusting to forgive or forget.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 09:02 AM (Fmj+u)
==============
covid revealed a lot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:03 AM (KX703)

284 >>But seriously, the government uses actuarial tables to determine the amounts, and while a few of us will outlive their estimates, most of us will not.

I had an interesting talk with my financial advisor years ago about when to start taking SS. I kept looking at the max payout and telling him I wanted to wait as long as possible to get as much as possible.

He asked an interesting question. How long do men in your family typically live? Not what do actuarial tables say, what's your personal family history.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

285 So every year you spend working you reduce the number of things you'll be able to do physically when you retire
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)
~~~~~

Bingo.

I retired at the earliest possible age. I now get two small pensions, plus SS, and I still work. Only now, I get to choose how much and where I work, and because I'm still working, my SS goes up every year. Win-win.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 21, 2026 09:05 AM (3ImbR)

286 The UN has not sent any peacekeepers to the Russo-Uke War?

1. I don't believe that they do that until the conflict has ended (at least temporarily).
2. I believe that sending them requires Security Council approval, which Russia could veto.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

287 I seem to remember a hilarious Bugs Bunny episode where the words “Hasan chop!” were used repeatedly…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx)
-

Pismo Beach. Famous ending.

Ali Baba Bunny:

https://tinyurl.com/bdf9322z

Open saddle soap. Open sarsaparilla....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (ebJJx)

288 Ted Lieu @tedlieu

Dear @USAmbUN
: You are wrong. Federal law requires our military to follow the principle of proportionality. Bombing “every single Power Plant, and every single Bridge” causes excessive civilian harm, which are war crimes.

And there is no statute of limitations for war crimes.

... there is absolutely NO law requiring our military to do any such thing. Apparently, Ted didn’t study law in law school.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

289 Today's reading of 2 Chronicles 7:11-22 by Trump sure becomes interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (mexfo)

290 My financial advisor told me that, of his clients, every woman who retired stayed that way but only one man has stayed retired. I told him that I was gonna be number two.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I have so much shit to do once I retire, I'll be working from sun up to sun down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (8YpvS)

291 That's what we are dealing with. They hate us that much that they are rooting for the Iranian terror regime to defeat us.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)


And yet we, the American taxpayer, have the bastard's grubby hands in out pockets, paying for his overseas flights, his security, his food and a dozen other things, while he gets to talk smack about America without any repercussions at all/

A POTUS Poppins would have the asshole's passport revoked, put him on the No-Fly list and direct TSA to use deadly force if he ever tried to get back into the country again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (qRla/)

292 I love the fact that Nick Shirley is roaming around California exposing fraud wearing that logo on his hoodie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
====

Adam Carolla had video yesterday of Nick Shirley confronting Scott Weiner, who called Nick a "psychopathic scam artist."

Adam also has no clue this p.o.s. is likely to be my next congressman.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (RIvkX)

293 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"

https://tinyurl.com/2fdyhvfa

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)

294 Ali Baba Bunny:

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (ebJJx)
-

So many wasted neurons!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (ebJJx)

295 Did someone tweet to Ted Lieu this -

"Proportionality got 58,000 Americans killed in Vietnam."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (2GVsD)

296 How The Iranian Regime Destroyed Its Economy... Long Before The War

Years of ideological policymaking, institutionalised corruption, and the militarisation of the economy have caused Iran’s economic ruin.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

297 researchers at UCSF and UCLA, the study made use of huge troves of data collected by healthcare titan Kaiser Permanente—the cohort it examined consisted of close to 500,000 adolescents. The central result? Even past-year marijuana use, i.e. not necessarily heavy or disordered use but a wide spectrum, was linked to a more than doubled risk of psychotic disorder and bipolar disorder by age twenty-six.

WOW
A mind altering chemical causes Mind Altering.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

298 Peter Navarro writes today at the Federalist about Chuck Grassley's Arctic Frost hearings, and says that one of the central actors, one of five or six such people who organized Navarro's public humiliation at Reagan Airport, is still fucking employed by the DOJ. Still there, and in DC.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:08 AM (KX703)

299 'Highly Unlikely' US Will Extend Iran Ceasefire,
'Lots Of Bombs Will Go Off' If No Deal: Trump

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

300 Another Democrat named Weiner?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

301 I wonder how Tehran's water crisis is going?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:09 AM (2GVsD)

302 Not sure how that will play out - Rubio will be in the news obviously and Vance can be if Trump gives him juicy things to work on.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)


Rubio has already said that he won't run against Vance. Of course, DeSantis said that he wouldn't run against Trump... until he did.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

303 Gaza Needs Over $71BN In Next Decade If Enclave Hopes To Recover: New UN Report

Joint EU-UN findings cite "catastrophic impact" of war.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

304 >Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"
-----

she's not a Negro, but pretends to be

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

305 Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
Obama US attorney admits the DC courts are highly partisan.


Joyce Alene
@JoyceWhiteVance

Good luck with that D.C. jury

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

306 politics attracts the absolute worst of society

it's uncanny

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

307 Pismo Beach. Famous ending.

Ali Baba Bunny:

https://tinyurl.com/bdf9322z

Open saddle soap. Open sarsaparilla....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 09:06 AM (ebJJx)

That’s the one! LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 21, 2026 09:11 AM (xT8gx)

308 politics attracts the absolute worst of society

It's where the power and money is.

Bubba Clinton, "speak for yourself, it's where the chicks are."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)

309 276 Some of my oldest friends have moved into this category, convinced somehow that they themselves must sacrifice freedom to save the climate, or to protect abortion, or to stop imperial America from controlling other countries. Or whatever.

Very sad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8SS36)

I love how Canada, a miniscule percentage of the global population, currently second largest country on the planet, insane nu,ber of trees just gives it all to solve global warming.

The coffee hasn't kicked in yet but I'd still be indifferent if the Covid shots did in 75% of these people.

Hmmmm. That was years ago.

Still angry.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (Sco7b)

310 Gaza Needs Over $71BN In Next Decade If Enclave Hopes To Recover: New UN Report

Recover? Recover? Recover?....Recover?

Posted by: Dad from "Breaking Away" at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (79nfv)

311 Questions no one is asking:

Will Pennsylvania turn on John Fetterman?
https://archive.is/Pke9Z

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (2ap+5)

312 I am glad others remember from wasted Saturday mornings classic Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)

313 “[Americans have] a continuing normative commitment to the ideals of individual freedom and mobility, values that extend far beyond the issue of race in the American mind. The depth of this commitment may be summarily dismissed as the unfounded optimism of the average American—I may not be Donald Trump now, but just you wait; if I don’t make it, my children will.” -- Barack Obama

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

314 He asked an interesting question. How long do men in your family typically live? Not what do actuarial tables say, what's your personal family history.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)


Bingo!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (n9ltV)

315 Stephen Foote and Marissa Silvestri brought their original lawsuit against the Ludlow, Massachusetts, school committee in 2022 after they learned from one of its teachers that their 11-year-old daughter had secretly become “genderqueer.”

Milestone Sea
Assembly required

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:13 AM (/+uur)

316 #BREAKING: WHISTLEBLOWER SAYS TRUMP ACCUSER E. JEAN CARROLL SECRETLY MET WITH DNC OFFICIALS, CONFESSED ON TAPE THAT HER ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP ARE FALSE. An individual with "inside knowledge" of this meeting says that Carroll received $10 MILLION FROM THE DNC in addition to her MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL AND HEFTY FEDERAL LAWSUIT which is the reason that she FABRICATED these allegations against our President. She is also alleged to be CAUGHT ON THIS TAPE ADMITTING that she has in fact never actually met President Trump. Once again, TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

317 I would expect the attacks on Vance to really ramp up after November. Everything he does, every move he makes will be scrutinized and twisted inorder to make him obnoxious to the base. The Left cannot tolerate even the chance that Trumpism goes on, so they will move Heaven and Earth to sell us on their acceptable Republican candidate. I am sure we can think of a few of them who they would find “ acceptable”.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 09:14 AM (pDt9x)

318 Ignoring the media, it sure looks to me that the firing of Noem, Bondi and this latest gal at Commerce are not just personal failings but more performance.

Not sure how to put this, but they each saw their job duties through a prism that's 20 years old; part-reward, part-stepping stone, don't rock the boat too much.
And that would have been fine 20+ years ago.

But we are in a fight for the life of the Republic.

Trump needs fundamental change to the people, structure, and practices of every agency.
That means pissing off very powerful people, hurting feelings and making enemies.
That means friends and family.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 09:15 AM (tUP1A)

319 Good morning!

Bird bath status: For the last 10 minutes, a crow has been nibbling away at a crusty croissant that he placed in the birdbath to soften up. Heh. Continental brekkies!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:16 AM (5xoct)

320
*skids in on one foot,*
*grabs door frame*

Didja hear Kash is an alky? The Atlantic is quoting anonymous sources, so you know it's true!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:16 AM (tgvbd)

321 303 Gaza Needs Over $71BN In Next Decade If Enclave Hopes To Recover: New UN Report

Joint EU-UN findings cite "catastrophic impact" of war.
Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)


That's what happens when you build tunnels under the whole area filled with armaments and then preceed to murder your neighbors with said weapons...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 09:16 AM (FtULh)

322 297 researchers at UCSF and UCLA, the study made use of huge troves of data collected by healthcare titan Kaiser Permanente—the cohort it examined consisted of close to 500,000 adolescents. The central result? Even past-year marijuana use, i.e. not necessarily heavy or disordered use but a wide spectrum, was linked to a more than doubled risk of psychotic disorder and bipolar disorder by age twenty-six.

WOW
A mind altering chemical causes Mind Altering.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Too much about marijuana legalization was based on 1970's era potency where the risk from smoking it was more its effect on cancer than permanent damage. Today's stuff is much higher in THC along with newer delivery routes for that THC like edibles and vaping. Like most pharmacology--the dose determines the poison.

You can see the effects in driving accidents and deaths and this tidbit, "Marijuana/hashish is the most commonly used drug among incarcerated populations in the United States, with approximately 77% to 78% of state prisoners and jail inmates reporting lifetime use. " Plus, "Current Use: Between 40% and 56% of state prisoners reported using marijuana in the month before their offense"

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

323 Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

Huge! If true...

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:17 AM (GD0B3)

324 The attacks on Vance are even more intense from so-called members of Trump’s coalition, I’ve noticed. I suspect a lot of deep state actors pretending to be MAGA really really hate him - or are scared of him.

He’s far from a perfect politician, he’s made a few mistakes. But to me they look like the small mistakes that are made by anyone who is relatively new to politics and who’s learning as he goes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 09:17 AM (Fmj+u)

325 I had an interesting talk with my financial advisor years ago about when to start taking SS. I kept looking at the max payout and telling him I wanted to wait as long as possible to get as much as possible.

He asked an interesting question. How long do men in your family typically live? Not what do actuarial tables say, what's your personal family history.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)


My wife and I saved a lot of money over our working years. We both had professional jobs and our peak times didn't align so we didn't spend much. As a result, we're fortunate enough to be able to retire without SS. I'm holding off on taking it so that I can perform some Roth conversions. I may end up getting less back from the government but, for me, the trade off is worth it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

326 323 Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

Huge! If true...
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:17 AM (GD0B3)

Call me skeptical... Would she/they be so stupid ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 21, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

327 She is also alleged to be CAUGHT ON THIS TAPE ADMITTING that she has in fact never actually met President Trump. Once again, TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.
Posted by: SMOD
========
No one with a right mind ever doubted that Carroll was lying along with the Democrats for fame, money, and profit.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:18 AM (E4rtv)

328 @EndWokeness

Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"

https://tinyurl.com/2fdyhvfa
Posted by: redridinghood

I saw a graphic that showed black women commit murder at a higher pct than white men.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)

329 Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"

They've been so selfless and giving up to this point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

330 >Ignoring the media, it sure looks to me that the firing of Noem, Bondi and this latest gal at Commerce are not just personal failings but more performance.
----

Trump's from the private sector. He expects results.

Posted by: Don Black at April 21, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)

331 An individual with "inside knowledge" of this meeting says that Carroll received $10 MILLION FROM THE DNC in addition to her MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL AND HEFTY FEDERAL LAWSUIT which is the reason that she FABRICATED these allegations against our President.


Well duh. Everyone knew that.

How much did they pay the jury, if they even had to.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

332 The problem with Vance is he does not scream in horror at the far right. This is a serious issue, akin to a Democrat refusing to disavow socialism.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:20 AM (2ap+5)

333 Call me skeptical... Would she/they be so stupid ?
Posted by: It's me donna
======
People can be remarkably indiscreet when they think they are among friends. And with today's ubiquitous cell phone presence, easier than ever to record surreptitiously.

Used to be the grist for many reporters to ferret that out. Now our main stream press simply does DNC press releases and the Conservative media is more entranced with commentary than reportage.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:20 AM (E4rtv)

334 And we're off to the races. Wait. Is that racist?

G'day, JJ. Don't usually get here while the thread is live to say, thanks for your news reporting.

And g'day, Horde of Morons near and far. May the sun shine on you but not too hot today.

Posted by: mindful webworker - happy with a first cup of coffee at April 21, 2026 09:20 AM (iMJMF)

335 researchers at UCSF and UCLA, the study made use of huge troves of data collected by healthcare titan Kaiser Permanente—the cohort it examined consisted of close to 500,000 adolescents. The central result? Even past-year marijuana use, i.e. not necessarily heavy or disordered use but a wide spectrum, was linked to a more than doubled risk of psychotic disorder and bipolar disorder by age twenty-six.

WOW
A mind altering chemical causes Mind Altering.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

*plays piano*

Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player at April 21, 2026 09:20 AM (wVcYX)

336 “ Imma get mine” - and THAT, Horde, is a hell of a summation of our current state of affairs.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (pDt9x)

337 >>>Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"


Says the woman who traded sex for success.
Warped worldview -- not all work is nakedly transactional, hon.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (5xoct)

338 70 == 124% of 67 (I think this one is calculated annually, naturally).

I don't believe that there is any benefit to waiting past 70.
--------------------
Yep. I started receiving my money at the age of 70. Now the wife needs to care for me cuz reasons.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (FmapG)

339 Federal law requires our military to follow the principle of proportionality.

Source: "Trust me, bro."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (99eI0)

340 I could have retired at 62. But the difference between 62 & 67 is almost half.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2026 08:34 AM (8YpvS)

My plan is to start taking it at 65. I will lose quite a bit of monthly "max" according to the govt, but the only way I'm getting anything remotely close to my money back, I need to start early.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

Cashed out at 65 and no regrets. To be fair, I also get a pension from the school district I worked at for the last six years, so I've been fortunate. Watched my brother pass away after collecting his SS for less than three years, and that definitely influenced my decision. Everyone's situation is unique, but WRT leaving the rat race:

walking away > limping off > carried out

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (nbLIj)

341
I saw a graphic that showed black women commit murder at a higher pct than white men.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)

__________

'Tis true!

https://blogs.cdc.gov/nchs/2023/06/30/7410/

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (tgvbd)

342 Lizzy

ISWYDT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 09:21 AM (u82oZ)

343 The jokes for the correspondents dinner nerd prom are starting early. From GatewayPundit


More than 250 journalists, including Dan Rather and Sam Donaldson, have signed an open letter demanding that the White House Correspondents’ Association turn this Saturday’s dinner into a stage for a direct, “forceful” confrontation with President Donald Trump.
The letter, sent to the WHCA on Monday, calls on the organization to use the podium at the 2026 White House Correspondents’ Dinner to deliver a “forceful defense of freedom of the press and condemnation of those who threaten that freedom, followed by a standing toast to the First Amendment.”

“Speak forcefully, in front of the man who seeks to undermine our country’s long tradition of an independent, strong, and free press,” the letter says.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b)

344 Kamala Harris says black women need to be more selfish: "Start saying imma get mine"



You got yours already by not being in Africa with a bone in your noes and a plate in your lip.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

345 *nose

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

346 imma get mine

Seems to be the rallying cry for young single white women.
No kids
No husband
100% Jobs oriented

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

347 “We have a legal obligation to enforce the court’s rulings, and I’m sure he knows this,” Magyar said on Monday, in reference to Netanyahu possibly attending upcoming events commemorating Hungary’s 1956 uprising against its former communist regime.
==========================
The ICC was created during a UN conference in Rome in 1998, and has since been ratified by 125 countries. The US (thank you Asshat Clinton) signed on to the original Rome report but never ratified the treaty itself. After October 7, the ICC sided with Hamas and issued an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and the Israeli Defense Minister.

And now Hungary says they will enforce it, insultingly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (dfk4m)

348 >>Lizzy

ISWYDT


*winks*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (5xoct)

349 So has Marco Rubio been named the new Secretary of Labor yet?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (2Ez/1)

350 318 Ignoring the media, it sure looks to me that the firing of Noem, Bondi and this latest gal at Commerce are not just personal failings but more performance.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
====
Latest was Dept of Labor, not Commerce, and rumor has it that she was stifling work visa investigations into H1B and other misconduct.

That being said, average tenure is about 18-24 months for Cabinet secretaries. Treasury, War Dept, and usually AG are the more long lived.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:23 AM (E4rtv)

351 “Speak forcefully, in front of the man who seeks to undermine our country’s long tradition of an independent, strong, and free press,” the letter says.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b)

Trump be a poo poo head

Posted by: Journ O Listers at April 21, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)

352 >> imma get mine

Seems to be the rallying cry for young single white women.


After a year of DOGE and Nick Shirley mega-fraud revelations, it seems a tad bit more menacing.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:23 AM (5xoct)

353 349 So has Marco Rubio been named the new Secretary of Labor yet?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (2Ez/1)

I thot he was goona take the 12th or 13th Iman job

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

354 Another consideration about when to start Social Security concerns the trust fund, which is expected to be exhausted in about 7 years. At that point, current law says benefits will be cut across the board so that benefit payments are aligned with payroll tax receipts. Benefits would be cut 20-25%. However, it is unlikely pensioners with low benefits or who are relying solely on Social Security will see any reductions in their benefits, which means higher income retirees will see larger reductions in Social Security. Perhaps higher income retirees should start benefits asap to get as much as they can now, before the scheme collapses into a welfare program.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:26 AM (2ap+5)

355 President Trump on the phone with CNBC-
Eric Daugherty-
President Trump reveals he caught CHINA possibly trying to give Iran a "gift" during the ceasefire

"I thought I had an understanding with President Xi — but that's alright. That's the way WAR goes!"

"We caught a ship yesterday that had some things on it, which wasn't very nice, a GIFT from China, perhaps. I don't know!"

"You know, [Iran is] trying to move the missiles. They're trying to move their missiles around, even during the ceasefire...WE'RE totally loaded up. We have so much ammo...much more powerful than it was 4-5 weeks ago. We've used this to restock."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

356 Perhaps higher income retirees should start benefits asap to get as much as they can now, before the scheme collapses into a welfare program.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 21, 2026 09:26 AM (2ap+5)

Im taking my 3611 and getting my wife a new car.

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (/+uur)

357 *plays piano*
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player

Can't get away from basic pharmacology--the dose of the active ingredient determines whether it is a poison or not. "Prior to the 1990s it was less than 2%. In the 1990s it grew to 4%, and between 1995 and 2015 there has been a 212% increase in THC content in the marijuana flower. In 2017 the most popular strains found in dispensaries in Colorado had a range of THC content from 17–28% such as found in the popular strain named “Girl Scout Cookie.”2 Sadly these plants producing high levels of THC are incapable of producing much CBD, the protective component of the plant so these strains have minimal CBD. For example the Girl Scout Cookie strain has only 0.09–0.2% CBD.

The flower or leaves that are generally smoked or vaped are only one formulation. We now have concentrated THC products such as oil, shatter, dab, and edibles that have been able to get the THC concentration upwards of 95%. "

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)

358
We looked at life expectancy (vs older men i my family) and saw the difference, over 13 years, was less than $1,000.

Posted by: MkY at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (+Pp+Q)

359 Seems to be the rallying cry for young single white women.
No kids
No husband
100% Jobs oriented
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)


There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

360 The problem with Vance is he does not scream in horror at the far right.

==

The Woke Reich. He fantasizes that he needs to build a "coalition" with them. When in reality, they are libertarianish, Bernie bro leftist!

In my opinion ( and I am right of course) , Rubio can build a bigger coalition. And without the likes of Cucker, and Temu Cukers like Posobiec, Benny Johnson and the like - grifters who gained prominence and millions riding Charlie Kirk's coattails. But stay very silent when insane Covens is tormenting his widow.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

361 >>Ted Lieu @tedlieu


Ah yes, Taiwanese immigrant was a JAG.
So was David French, iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:28 AM (5xoct)

362
There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

____________

*shrugs indifferently*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 09:29 AM (tgvbd)

363 Ah yes, Taiwanese immigrant was a JAG.
So was David French, iirc.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2026 09:28 AM (5xoct)

French is a Jag OFF

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 09:29 AM (/+uur)

364 When is the SNAP program projected to run out of money?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

365 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEHI64qLxbM

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

366 There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)




You f*cked up. You ruined your life. Stop trying to ruin everyone else's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

367 I hit my SS Full Retirement Age (FRA) in a few months and plan to sign up for retirement benefits this year. I hope the process is not initial Medicare Enrollment Part II, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)

368 our country’s long tradition of an independent, strong, and free press

You and your kind are the enemy. We have never had a press that is any of the above.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (99eI0)

369 There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

If you only draw validation in your life from your job, well, sorry even getting up fairly high in a HR dept isn't going to cut it...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

370 I hope the process is not initial Medicare Enrollment Part II, Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX)


What was so painful about that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

371 Posted by: Le Haim at April 21, 2026 09:30 AM (KrOdt)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

372 >>There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THESE ARE THE SAME WOMEN WHO ENTHUSIASTICALLY PROMOTE TRANSING KIDS, CONSIGNING THEM TO THE SAME FATE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)

373 There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

You lived your best life and your truth only to finally learn that the things you scorned as "traditional" existed for a reason.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (99eI0)

374 NY Post reports:

How is a lowly Santa Barbara County judge more powerful than the president

A county judge in Santa Barbara has decided that she has more power than the President of the United States to regulate American energy supplies in wartime.

Last month, Trump invoked the Defense Production Act to allow Sable Offshore Corp. to resume operations, pumping 60,000 barrels per day to expand domestic supply and reduce prices.

It is the same power that Joe Biden used in 2022 to order the production of baby formula.

So what gives a lowly Santa Barbara Superior Court judge the power to override federal, and presidential, authority?

Nothing.

The net effect of Judge Donna Geck’s ruling is that Sable has to stop producing oil. Perhaps for months.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Dv3i1)

375 I have two pensions coming in when I turn 65 in a couple of years, but I'm fine with just SS for now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 21, 2026 09:32 AM (qRla/)

376 Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Dv3i1)

Stick around...that's my rant at 11:00AM.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (n9ltV)

377 Fwiw,

Same difference between drinking a beer everyday versus drinking a fifth of Everclear daily.

No one seriously here would be making comments about how drinking the fifth of Everclear per day is beneficial. It has all kinds of pain relief too as you would be comatose.

And driving drunk or driving stoned results in markedly higher risk of fatal/injury collisions as well as plain old accidents.

They don't test routinely in plain accidents as they probably should so the figures on impaired driving are actually lower than they should be. Accidents involving fatalities or severe injuries usually end up with drivers viewed at fault being forced to take alcohol and drug testing.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (E4rtv)

378 Hatred of Trump, MAGA, etc. As I note, Trump is just a proxy for anything and anyone "not-leftist." And this is not a policy-driven hatred--it's personal: They hate Trump, they hate you, they hate your family, they hate everyone and everything that isn't leftist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 21, 2026 08:55 AM (tUP1A)

Absolutely true but on the bright side they hate leftists too. That's why they do the purges as soon as they can.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2026 09:33 AM (AucCq)

379 Art is nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 21, 2026 09:34 AM (NcvvS)

380 Same difference between drinking a beer everyday versus drinking a fifth of Everclear daily.
Posted by: whig


Relevant video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5itqmxjzXGA

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (99eI0)

381 What was so painful about that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

Could not seamlessly end individual health insurance and start Medicare. There was a 1-month overlap in premium payments and my medical providers are still confused about which plan to bill for which dates of service, more than a year on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

382 366 There's a growing trend among late-30s+ white women of going on social media and saying, "Oh God, what have I done?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 21, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)



You f*cked up. You ruined your life. Stop trying to ruin everyone else's.
Posted by: Sponge
======
AI is going to kill a lot of those white collar jobs where paper is passed around while the nasty sweaty jobs will still be around.

Coding is probably the leading edge of AI job losses before the jobs of HR, consulting, legal, middle managers, even finance, etc. take a tumble.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:36 AM (E4rtv)

383 Relevant video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5itqmxjzXGA
Posted by: NR Pax
======
To quote the Face's Ronnie Lane in Oo Lah Lah,

"Oh, I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger
I wish that I knew what I know now"

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2026 09:42 AM (E4rtv)

384 And this harks back to what I was talking about yesterday - why aren't those six assholes in prison right now for insurrection?

Because we have to follow the law and they don't. It's literal Calvinball. DOJ empaneled a grand jury to convict them for sedition. The grand jury saw the (D) by their names and said "not guilty" and went home to Fairfax to trans their kids and drink wine.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 09:43 AM (2ocoG)

385 Coding is probably the leading edge of AI job losses before the jobs of HR, consulting, legal, middle managers, even finance, etc. take a tumble.

Yes and no. I use AI daily for both my day-job and hobby coding, and I wouldn't replace even a green junior coder with it yet.

It's been fantastic at producing videos and songs to mock Hasan Piker though, which is why the Left is spinning up violent opposition to data centers.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2026 09:46 AM (2ocoG)

386 I am glad others remember from wasted Saturday mornings classic Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2026 09:12 AM (2GVsD)

I'm so old that I remember seeing those cartoons in the movie theater before the main feature. They were produced for showing in movie theaters back then.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 21, 2026 10:17 AM (5xuJ/)

387 That's CHIEF Justice Clarence Thomas to you, pal!

heh heh

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 04:30 AM (5UTWB)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:30 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Exercise time!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 04:31 AM (5UTWB)

4 ONT notified

Posted by: BEN R. at April 21, 2026 04:32 AM (Sy6m/)

5 /sock off

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 04:32 AM (Sy6m/)

6 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 21, 2026 04:41 AM (VyBeY)

7 20 Posts from Doug Ross Substack
https://tinyurl.com/43cc9smp

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)

8 Woke up in middle of night , reading a bit to get sleepy again. Saw Labor Secretary resigned, forgot about her. Always was thought to be Trump’s worst cabinet pick, looks like she ran the office like it was a set for a telenovelo. So bad it’s almost funny. Well she’s gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2026 04:51 AM (Fmj+u)

9 Apple has really done well as a corporation. Now, with new leadership they need to look at space, the Moon, Mars, - think big, think outside of the box.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:54 AM (Fbc0I)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2026 05:00 AM (sAmhv)

11 Guessing the Labor Sec was a bit too tied into the unions. PDT gave the union rep a chance and now he needs a union buster. I wonder if Mr nec wants to come out of retirement? That was part of his career. Profit and union taming. They go hand in hand.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 05:03 AM (wy9FP)

12 Yesterday's glimpses of God moments:

I was out for lunch with a friend. We hadn't seen each other for a while. While sitting in a restaurant another woman came with a beautiful tee shirt in colorful script which read, "Creator". That reminded me of the creator - God Then when I went to a little store nearby I passed a car which had on the back bumper a sticker which said, " I hope something good happens to today. " I thought that was very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:07 AM (zMLZ6)

13 I should be gone already

Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 05:14 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Man from Norway writes on "Blanket of Blessing" and 1st Kings 19:15-21. An "Upper Room" devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/suvhxxr9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:22 AM (Nx5jP)

15 >>>That was part of his career. Profit and union taming. They go hand in hand.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

>But can you tame that trouser weasel, at least long enough to serve your term?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 05:24 AM (Fbc0I)

16 Coach from opposing baseball team commends a boy for his mentoring and support of his fellow team members. "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4rpzcbr5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:35 AM (ix8EF)

17 @FenelonSpoke: The one I've seen lately was:

"I hope something good happens to you today!"

I love that one.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:38 AM (O7YUW)

18 And now, the content:

He will be succeeded by John Ternus, Apple's President of Hardware Engineering.

That could be a good decision, so long as Ternus is an engineer himself.

New cost-effective HUDIMMs show a 50% reduction in bandwidth when compared with regular DDR5 modules.

And let me guess, we can't have any of that either?

Well, SK Hynix workers are staring down the barrel of nearly half a million dollars in bonuses.

Prediction: Memory quality is going to drop sharply in the months following the payout of those bonuses. (Hookers and blow are a hell of a distraction.)

The EU launched its own age verification app. It was hacked in two minutes.

{ Nelson: Ha-ha! }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 05:47 AM (O7YUW)

19 My phone is again not sending out text messages. Anyone know why this happens and what. I can do to correct it? I think somebody told me this before but I've forgotten the answer. Sorry . Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:48 AM (PFs9e)

20 -" The man of many handles" seems to be under the impression that I am reporting him to the Cobs. In my entire time here I think I wrote to Ace once about an anti semetic troll. I have never reported TMOMH about anything he says. The Cobs are perfectly capable of recognizing the style of that particular poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 05:52 AM (GLmO1)

21 Greetings and good morning, one and all. Co-worker updated me on changes that may be coming to our job. The description alone have me wondering about whether or not it's wise to accelerate my retirement schedule.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 05:57 AM (99eI0)

22 “ Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?”

Matthew 6:25

Posted by: Marcus T at April 21, 2026 05:59 AM (moGJJ)

23 "Be still my soul"- old time hymn sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:

https://tinyurl.com/mta2csfa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:00 AM (PFs9e)

24 @19/FenelonSpoke: Last time that happened between mine and both my daughters' phones, the solution turned out to be a full power-down of all of the phones, letting them sit for a minute, then powering them all up again.

That solved our problem. Messages started flowing properly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

25 Checking to see if this works

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 06:03 AM (rKJ4Y)

26 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:03 AM (PFs9e)

27
Good morning, Hordians. Rain this morning at Schloss Hadrian. Getting Her Majesty and The Big Dummy on the road to Tulsa for shows starting Wednesday. TBD has been bathed and groomed and the RV largely loaded. Just some frozen foods and HM's electronics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:12 AM (tgvbd)

28 The more I read about the age verification junk the more my initial impression seems confirmed: it's not really about age verification. It's about doing away with anonymity on the net. Every time the app-of-the-day gets busted, well, the saying goes, "The purpose of a thing is what it does..."

Identities leaked? That's not a bug, that's _the_ feature.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 21, 2026 06:16 AM (gHSfI)

29 @27/Hadrian the Seventh: I'm going to guess that one of your dog's nicknames is "Lamont".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

30
Today is the 190th anniversary of the Battle of San Jacinto, where the Texian forces defeated Mexican troops commanded by Santa Anna, thus ensuring Texas's independence. The site was commemorated by a phosgene plant built next to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (tgvbd)

31 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

32 @28/Thing From Snowy Mountain:

Nailed it. And the way to neuter or remove these new age-verification (identity disclosure) laws is to make sure some very prominent and powerful politicians get identified as participants on a breached server where very illegal "career-ending" things were taking place.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:27 AM (O7YUW)

33 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2026 06:27 AM (AN2gy)

34 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (YpHnX)

35 Hadrian the Seventh

May her trip be safe and productive. And you get a chance to relax a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

36 The site was commemorated by a phosgene plant built next to it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:18 AM (tgvbd)
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Is that better or worse than building a basketball arena across the street?

Posted by: Davey Crockett at April 21, 2026 06:30 AM (M5+/h)

37 Biden's Dog

Now would be a good timer for all the B-52 in England to take off and head east, just to make the Iranian government think for a change.

Let them return to base after 3 hours.

Hope we got some good intel on locations of IRGC leaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

38 olddog in mo

Arr Matey. Hope you have been on the lake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

39 FenelonSpoke

Hope you two turtledoves are thriving. And thank you for the devotional.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

40 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Not yet, Salty. Water's not yet at summer pool.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 21, 2026 06:34 AM (YpHnX)

42 @FenelonSpoke: Please let me know if the power cycle on the phones allows freshly sent messages to get through?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

43 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:33 AM

Thanks, Salty . You are most welcome and I hope you have a blessed day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (PFs9e)

44 FenelonSpoke

Going to walk a trail to the confluence of the Big Blue River (which makes an appearance in the game Oregon Trail) and the Kansas River with one of my widows acquaintances. Walking not stalking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

45 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

The issue is that it is not with everybody's phone. It is with some people at a distance . Messages seem to reach FenSpouse ok, but I will try powering down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:41 AM (PFs9e)

46 I am legitimately surprised that Apple didn't put an Indian in as CEO. They're also the only tech company that hasn't lost its mind over AI. I've hated them for ages but I'm starting to rethink that.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 21, 2026 06:43 AM (uS0pW)

47 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! I've slept late-ish again, late for me with no big black cat to wake me. There were dreams, unmemorable except I was left with a faint feeling that they tended toward the nightmare and I was well out of them.

So! Coffee, a brisk workout, breakfast, and then I'm off to look at two or three more houses in Salina. As I wrote last night, I am not sanguine about finding what I want in my price range.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:44 AM (+2QQb)

48 >>>The H in HUDIMM stands for Half.

Or maybe "Harf"?

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 06:45 AM (YbTYS)

49 w00t

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 06:46 AM (YbTYS)

50 Temp in Salina, KS: 60, feels like 56, with 20 mph winds -- so I guess I won't be going outside for a pipe this morning. Probably not this afternoon, either. Even with a lighter it's hard to get a pipe lit under those conditions. Maybe on Thursday with the rain coming I can nip down to the pipe shop in Wichita, sit for a while, and commune with the briar and the leaf.

Though there is a vape-type "smoke" shop only a couple miles from here. I wonder if they would mind if I had a pipe there if I bought some pipe cleaners . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:47 AM (+2QQb)

51 mornin yall. I ordered an Intel Arc Pro B70 video adapter yesterday. We will see how it compares with the $2k RTX 4000. I'll run my own benchmarks to see if it's worth saving $800 for video adapter.

$350 for 32gb of DDR5 6400. That ain't right.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 06:47 AM (vFG9F)

52 @48/m: { Or maybe "Harf"? }

If the cat tries to eat it with the predictable outcome later:

"Hyurk!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (O7YUW)

53
And you get a chance to relax a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

_____________

It's a good thing I lived a solitary life before marrying HM. Being by myself doesn't bother me. When she's on the road, I call at 7:00 AM to check in and that may be it for the day apart from the odd text message.

But really I feel her here too. If, God forbid, something were to happen to her, I'd be alone in a different and frightening way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (tgvbd)

54 " Temp in Salina, KS: 60, feels like 56, with 20 mph winds "

Pfft. Stick around for a bit and we'll show you some real Kansas wind.

Posted by: Dorothy and Toto at April 21, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

55 @51/fd: I refuse to buy in at these prices.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 21, 2026 06:50 AM (O7YUW)

56 Good morning Horde. A balmy 29° here in the mid Hudson. In other words April as it was in the 80s last week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2026 06:50 AM (gu0hJ)

57 "I refuse to buy in at these prices.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant"

I wouldn't either but it's not for me. Fortunately, it's easy to spend other people's money.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 06:53 AM (vFG9F)

58 Hello everyone, it's Quarter Twenty.

I realize this is just one small post buried in about 85 gazillion others, but this one is very important to me. I've been anticipating it for a long time.

This is my first post on AOS as a retiree.

After more than four decades the next chapter begins today. I am no longer in possession of an employee badge.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 06:55 AM (2Ez/1)

59 Don't get me wrong; I'm not complaining about the weather here! The dry, lower temps compared to Da Swamp are marvelous. If I could smoke my pipe inside the hotel, the winds would not bother me.

Except -- Yesterday I went out to wash the car at a self-serve place. The surfaces dried almost before I could dry them, leaving some faint spots despite the "spot-free" rinse. Which is why I always dry my car instead of depending on "spot-free." Still, as I was coming back to the Buick after my burger at Bogey's, a senior citizen climbing out of his SUV called, "Pretty car!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:56 AM (+2QQb)

60 @46

>>but I'm starting to rethink that.

They also make great computers and hardware and have a Unix operating system.

Plus if you need Windows, it can run Windows.

What's not to like?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 21, 2026 06:56 AM (XV/Pl)

61 Here's a fun little "cat" video. A young Wisconsin turkey hunter found himself competing with a bobcat for dinner.

https://tinyurl.com/predatorcompetition

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 21, 2026 06:56 AM (gpPqV)

62 Wolfus Aurelius

Late lunch or early dinner at Martinelli's Little Italy on 158 S Santa Fe Ave.

Just saw your email. I guess I thought you would text my cell phone. Sent an email reply as well. It has a link to the place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

63 This is my first post on AOS as a retiree.

After more than four decades the next chapter begins today. I am no longer in possession of an employee badge.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026


***
Congratulations! I joined the club about a year ago. It's sort of like summer vacation when you were a teen, except with more day-to-day responsibilities. But having no commute or boss is very liberating.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 06:57 AM (+2QQb)

64 Yay QT! Remember, when you take a road trip down our way, we have a place for you to park and hookup the RV if you want.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F)

65 Meanwhile, my mom has been dealing with the VA. Apparently, she needs to send them even more documentation before they will acknowledge the POA she has for dad. And she can't get onto the site id.me because her ID has an initial that their records don't have. Normally this could be handled with a phone call but she has to keep an eye on dad.

If it would help, I'd fly out there and do the yelling for her.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 06:58 AM (99eI0)

66
After more than four decades the next chapter begins today. I am no longer in possession of an employee badge.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 06:55 AM (2Ez/1)

______________

Now you're in trouble. I say I wake up with nothing to do and by the end of the day I haven't done half of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:59 AM (tgvbd)

67 Late lunch or early dinner at Martinelli's Little Italy on 158 S Santa Fe Ave.

Just saw your email. I guess I thought you would text my cell phone. Sent an email reply as well. It has a link to the place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026


***
Apologies; I'm not used to texting anybody but Miss Linda. I've replied to your email. Yesterday the realty lady drove me around the area a little, and we passed Martinelli's, so I know where it is. Salina is a grid town, apparently, and easy to find your way around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 21, 2026 07:01 AM (+2QQb)

68 30:The site was commemorated by a phosgene plant built next to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



LoL!! How sentimental!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2026 07:02 AM (sAmhv)

69 Thanks fd! May take you up on that.
I hope to meet up with lots of the moron population as I'm now free to roam about the country.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:03 AM (2Ez/1)

70 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Reply sent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

71
LoL!! How sentimental!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come 

____________

I exaggerated, slightly. The battlefield is a popular tourist attraction, featuring a 567 foot tall monument, bit it IS on the Houston Ship Channel, which is nothing but refineries and chemical plants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 07:09 AM (tgvbd)

72 OK... "hacking the code"...

Being open source is NOT what makes the code insecure.
"Open source" mean anyone can read the programming.
What makes it hackable is lousy choices in the coding. All open source does is let everyone see how insecure of a programmer you are. How much you want to be it was "vibe coding"?

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 07:10 AM (mQFgh)

73 And she can't get onto the site id.me

Yeah, id.me rejected my RealID driver license because it couldn't read it (supposedly). It's still not working for me.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 07:13 AM (mQFgh)

74 I like to think there is a special place in hell for child molesters and people who steal markers from graveyards. Maybe not the same circle, but pretty damn close.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

75 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

We have a plan for the meet-up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

76 61 Here's a fun little "cat" video. A young Wisconsin turkey hunter found himself competing with a bobcat for dinner.

https://tinyurl.com/predatorcompetition

Posted by: Huck Follywood



Bobkittuh was just poking the unknown lump. It sounded like a turkey but it was not a turkey.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2026 07:14 AM (sAmhv)

77 Now you're in trouble. I say I wake up with nothing to do and by the end of the day I haven't done half of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2026 06:59 AM
###

Hunh.
Why does today feel like Saturday?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

78 " Iran ‘prepared to reveal new cards on the battlefield’"

They just got a new shipment of boats from Bass Pro Shop.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

79 Job one: get rid of about ten pieces of logowear.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

80 fd

More silhouettes to paint on the bridge wings or under the cockpit of an A-10.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

81 Yeah, id.me rejected my RealID driver license because it couldn't read it (supposedly). It's still not working for me.

If she could sit down long enough to talk to a human being, this could get resolved. But that ain't happening. As for her issues with the VA, I have a solution that starts with "Sweet cleansing fire."

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 07:21 AM (99eI0)

82 Yeah, id.me rejected my RealID driver license because it couldn't read it (supposedly). It's still not working for me.

If she could sit down long enough to talk to a human being, this could get resolved. But that ain't happening. As for her issues with the VA, I have a solution that starts with "Sweet cleansing fire."
Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 07:21 AM (99eI0)

Agree completely. But you can not do the process I need to do in person anywhere anymore. And the callback system didn't work. I'm fine with a big pile of wood and some kerosene for the bureaucrats.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2026 07:23 AM (mQFgh)

83 I'm fine with a big pile of wood and some kerosene for the bureaucrats.

I'll provide the vehicle and an alibi and we'll go out for drinks afterward.

All the problems mom is having could be worse and I know this. But there are very simple ways to handle it that aren't being done. And this is why I am pushing my wife to get a copy of the POA her mom has.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 21, 2026 07:27 AM (99eI0)

84 Have a great day, everyone.

May there be travels with crepuscular rays, rainbows, and then a cloud dappled shy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

85 I may be shy, but I'm not cloud dappled shy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

86
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at April 21, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

87 After more than four decades the next chapter begins today. I am no longer in possession of an employee badge.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


Congratulations, QT!

I'm right on your heels...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 07:43 AM (Z6vKV)

88 Yay QT! Remember, when you take a road trip down our way, we have a place for you to park and hookup the RV if you want.
Posted by: fd


What if the shitter's full?

Posted by: Oedipus at April 21, 2026 07:46 AM (Z6vKV)

89 88 Yay QT! Remember, when you take a road trip down our way, we have a place for you to park and hookup the RV if you want.
Posted by: fd

What if the shitter's full?
Posted by: Oedipus
____
Ha! I refuse to go full Uncle Eddie.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

90 Good riddance, Cook. Never ever liked you. I wish I never started on an iphone. Their updates are f8cking atrocious. I hadn't done one in quite a while but then was forced to do one to try and fix a reoccurring problem. It effed up the phone worse than ever. And the techs they have working at the stores and on the phone are not geniuses.

Posted by: sidney at April 21, 2026 08:12 AM (rzwGB)

91 79 Job one: get rid of about ten pieces of logowear.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

Logowear is clothing or apparel customized with a company, brand, or organization’s logo, name, or message, typically used for employee uniforms, corporate branding, or promotional merchandise.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 08:17 AM (YbTYS)

92 The issue is that it is not with everybody's phone. It is with some people at a distance . Messages seem to reach FenSpouse ok, but I will try powering down.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 06:41 AM (PFs9e)

Who is your provider?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 21, 2026 08:21 AM (5xuJ/)

93 *Logowear is clothing or apparel customized with a company, brand, or organization’s logo, name, or message, typically used for employee uniforms, corporate branding, or promotional merchandise.*
+++
I'll keep a ball cap. I like the look.
Also a silver signet ring I received for long service.
But I no longer need shirts or a windbreaker.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 21, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

94 One AI tool I have actually kept using is Booklet AI. It is less about dumping raw text and more about turning research notes into a printable A4 booklet with layout already handled, which has been useful when I need to share something cleaner than a long doc. Curious whether anyone else here has found AI tools that are better at packaging information than just generating paragraphs.

Posted by: Mao W at April 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Zxpvt)

Overnight Open Thread [04/20/2026]

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That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West.

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I got this text this evening:
You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this.

We're asking one last time.

Verify your voter profile ASAP. >> win26.io/le5v2b


It's from "WinRed," and directs to some stupid questionnaire from the NRSC. It is a perfect example of why the Republican Party sucks, and why we will never achieve the electoral success of the Democrats without wholesale changes. And by changes I mean the destruction of the Corporate GOP apparatus and its replacement with rabble-rousing young conservatives who hate the GOPe.

By the way, here is my answer:

Who do you think you are, saying that? Go fuck yourselves

It was interpreted by their system as a request to unsubscribe!
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Perhaps "SMOD" is the best option!

Go with the flow: Carmaker debuts voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet'

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NYPD cop on horseback chases down convicted killer-turned-purse snatcher in wild NYC bust

I was hoping for the mounted policeman to chase her down, knock her to the concrete, and let the horse trample her to death.

But I guess an arrest is okay too.

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1 Behind the galleries: the National Letterbox and Pillarbox Reserves.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 09:51 PM (VHUov)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 09:51 PM (5UTWB)

3 Short OBD.

Should I be content with the content?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 09:54 PM (5UTWB)

4 Early! Howdy, y'all

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 20, 2026 09:55 PM (kOluj)

5 That looks like a highway in MT. When I was a kid, distances were given in "cainsees": you drive as far as you cain see...

I'm in the mountains now. I wonder if that's still true.

Posted by: Wenda at April 20, 2026 09:55 PM (JwoD2)

6 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 09:51 PM (5UTWB)

I emailed an interesting substack.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 09:55 PM (n9ltV)

7
Good evening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (n7rxJ)

8 Perhaps "SMOD" is the best option!
Go with the flow: Carmaker debuts voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet'


"The toilet-to-go will also boast a rotating heating element that evaporates urine and dries excrement."

Nothing like the smell of burning feces to make your countryside drive more pleasant.

Then again, it's China, so it's still probably better than the outside air.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (VHUov)

9 I'm in the mountains now. I wonder if that's still true.

Posted by: Wenda at April 20, 2026 09:55 PM (JwoD2)


In the valley or at the peak?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (n9ltV)

10 Well done CBD, Thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (YBtcQ)

11 4 boob girl is overachieving. This AI? or does Mr Noem have siblings

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 09:58 PM (gKWVE)

12 Then again, it's China, so it's still probably better than the outside air.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (VHUov)


It really is a disgusting culture.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 09:58 PM (n9ltV)

13 Willowed: 203 from last thread.

Thank you, TechumsehTea. I believe and hope that it will go well.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:58 PM (77rzZ)

14 Thanks CBD.

Your chocolate bar 1st world problems preyed on my mind until I caved today and went to the 'dollar' store for 'chocolate' bars.

Kit Kat Chunky and Coffee Crisp. Nice sizes for a loonie. I ate three.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 09:58 PM (Sco7b)

15 Congratulations Bulg!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (Sco7b)

16 Willowed reply (well, whatever we call it when responding to a question in a subsequent thread).

Ben Had - yep you've mentioned lard for pie crust before, and I need to try it. Heard tell that is in fact what some commercial recipes use.

Screaming in Digital - if you're here, I can post a link to the French apple cake recipe I use (with small modifications). And/or can post that on Sunday in CBD's food thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (U/Byj)

17 Nothing like the smell of burning feces to make your countryside drive more pleasant.

Ahh the dairy air. Many a drive through northwestern Texas / eastern New Mexico has been so enlivened.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (gKWVE)

18 I'm tired.

Posted by: Forrest at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (abIsI)

19 I remember "cleaning" the bowls and blender attachments as a kid, hehe
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 09:44

Oh yeah. Chocolate chip cookie dough was the best.

Not first, dang it!

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 20, 2026 10:00 PM (55Qr6)

20 Were they Berbers, Barbers or Moors?

Islam on the high seas...

https://tinyurl.com/bwbjudhb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 10:00 PM (FJMtP)

21 Chernobyl girl appears to have three nipples?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 10:00 PM (77rzZ)

22 CBD,
Maybe a high plateau? Altitude is exactly a mile, 5280 ft on the architectural drawings.

Posted by: Wenda at April 20, 2026 10:00 PM (JwoD2)

23 I believe and hope that it will go well.
Posted by: Bulg

Oh good another tax payer
~taxman

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 10:01 PM (YBtcQ)

24 That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West.



You can see Forrest Gump wayyyy way down there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 10:01 PM (/lPRQ)

25 Evenin' CBD! Thanks for the mystery click and exquisitely curated content.... hearty laughs ensued.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 20, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

26 Top pic could be US 50 somewhere in Nevada or Utah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:01 PM (utfVc)

27
Final

Philadelphia, 3 - Pittsburgh, 0

Flyers up 2 games to none.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 10:02 PM (tgvbd)

28 By the way, here is my answer:

"Who do you think you are, saying that? Go fuck yourselves"

It was interpreted by their system as a request to unsubscribe!


Hah!

I got stuck in a loop of AI-driven customer-support hell on the phone, and its answer to my eventual F-bomb was to connect me to an actual human.

They're training me well; I won't be nearly as forgiving next time. Going "blue" early and often FTW.

Posted by: mikeski #$*#$'s the &%#$@* AI at April 20, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

29 If all cultures are equal, then cannibalism is just a matter of culinary taste
_Leo Strauss

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 10:02 PM (FJMtP)

30 UT 168

Posted by: Forrest at April 20, 2026 10:02 PM (abIsI)

31 That daughter eating her brother's lunch, a new Caterina S'Forza is born.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 10:02 PM (2GVsD)

32 rhomboid, crisco will always make a good textured pie crust, but I find it to be bland. Lard or butter make a better tasting crust.

mom used to make an oil crust using corn oil, which is easier, but the flaky texture is not there. I have also experimented with a hot water crust, but I find that also has texture issues, at least the way I make it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

33 Thank you, Stateless!

I hope that you and your pooch are well.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

34 4 boob girl is overachieving. This AI? or does Mr Noem have siblings
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 09:58 PM (gKWVE)

Talk about motorboating opportunities, you could have a regular Gold Cup hydroplane race there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:04 PM (utfVc)

35 Ahh the dairy air. Many a drive through northwestern Texas / eastern New Mexico has been so enlivened.
Posted by: gKWVE

Ha! You need to drive I5.
~Harris ranch.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 10:04 PM (YBtcQ)

36 Nevada 50 has longer stretches of straight road that goes for hundreds of miles. A hidden NP gem is Great Basin NP. Stunning views and little to no crowds.

Posted by: Forrest at April 20, 2026 10:04 PM (abIsI)

37 Chernobyl girl is a time traveler from Mars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 10:04 PM (2GVsD)

38
I was hoping for the mounted policeman to chase her down, knock her to the concrete, and let the horse trample her to death.

He had no lasso?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (Cqx++)

39 Maybe they should issue to mounted police sabers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (2GVsD)

40 That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West.

Yep. Just think how many bodies you can hide out there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

41 I'm done jogging. Time to go back to Greenbow, Alabama

Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (wVcYX)

42 There's four if you look closely.

*cough* Or so they say.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (aJQbY)

43 Chernobyl girl appears to have three nipples?
Posted by: Bulg


There. Are. Four. Nips.

Posted by: J. L. Picard at April 20, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

44 Good evening morons und danke CBD.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

45 Son #2 told us that Uncle Jack joke years ago. Wife and I laughed so much.

We done good, raising our boys.

Posted by: My Sons are Funny at April 20, 2026 10:06 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Good evening morons und danke CBD.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)


Bitte!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)

47 I drove 100 MPH twice on I-80 in the Nevada Desert. I figured, if any place was the place to do it, that was.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 10:07 PM (77rzZ)

48 Sorry I'm late, I was testing a hypothesis. I will be sibmitting the paper to scientific journals when complete, but the gist of it is, no, snowshoes are not effective in quicksand.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 20, 2026 10:07 PM (PMi3m)

49 I was hoping for the mounted policeman to chase her down, knock her to the concrete, and let the horse trample her to death.
====

Never let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Or something.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

50 Up top pic, 1980 Camaro, t-tops off, cassette loaded and blasting music, speedometer pegged. Fun content, CBD. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at April 20, 2026 10:08 PM (41CYW)

51 Chernobyl girl appears to have three nipples?
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 10:00 PM (77rzZ)

There are four nipples!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 20, 2026 10:08 PM (wVcYX)

52 Does she immigrate to Mars later?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (ZVgZ4)

53 'bout time for me to make tomorrow's coffee and get ready for bed. I've just starting S.M. Stirling's The Sky People, a Heinlein-Burroughs kind of alternate-history story where the Russians and Americans find that Venus, our Venus, is very Earthlike under the cloud cover, and somehow has humans, Neanderthals, and dinosaurs roaming the two polar continents. It's fun so far, and I'll read a bit more before going to sleep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (+2QQb)

54 I got stuck in a loop of AI-driven customer-support hell on the phone, and its answer to my eventual F-bomb was to connect me to an actual human.
They're training me well; I won't be nearly as forgiving next time. Going "blue" early and often FTW.
Posted by: mikeski #$*#$'s the &%#$@* AI at April 20, 2026 10:02

Yep, I learned that with the hellish Walgreens phone hell. Tell them to fcku off and you get a human.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (55Qr6)

55 Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at April 20, 2026 10:08 PM

Jinx!

Posted by: J. L. Picard at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

56 Nice ONT, CBD! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

57 Wait. Today was the infamous 4/20? Where were you at 4:20 p.m.?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (+2QQb)

58 Thanks for the Monday edition of the ONT, CBD!

I love your response to WinRed and your analysis of how in particular they sucked at the email sent to you. I have made similar responses to their requests in the past, and they finally stopped sending emails. And your analysis that fresh, young thinking is sorely needed is spot on!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (vrNzf)

59 Ha! You need to drive I5.
~Harris ranch.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 10:04 PM (YBtcQ)

It's the smell of money, you know. Dairy is big business. Milk from the cow, and fertilizer, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

60 Thanks CBD. I laughed.

Can you get me that Chernobyl chick's phone number?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (PMi3m)

61 I generally hate the interstates. But the stretch of I-25 between Casper and Buffalo is wonderful. Very little truck traffic, following the east slope of the Bighorns. Just stay away around Rally time in August. Fooking bikers ruin everything.

Posted by: I Drive a Lot at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (0aYVJ)

62 Stateless, are you doing better? It sounds like it from your posts.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (nz1sK)

63 "NYPD cop on horseback chases down convicted killer-turned-purse snatcher in wild NYC bust"
++++++

Convicted killers walking the streets of NYC is no big deal, in fact Alvin Bragg encourages it.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)

64 Sorry I'm late, I was testing a hypothesis. I will be sibmitting the paper to scientific journals when complete, but the gist of it is, no, snowshoes are not effective in quicksand.
Posted by: tankdemon


I'm glad one of your fellow researchers was studying the tensile strength of jungle vines.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

65 "But I guess an arrest is okay too."

Well, she got turned loose on her own recognizance right away, so she can resume her life of crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (utfVc)

66 Are we sure that WinRed isn't run by the same people as ActBlue? Possibly literally?

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)

67 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (+2QQb)

How's the trip so far?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

68 Perhaps 4 breasted lady is a genius.

I think she noticed how women were always trying to enhance their breasts to make themselves more attractive to men.

This brave, intelligent woman thought "Hmmm, instead of size, let's try quantity."

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)

69 I drove 100 MPH twice on I-80 in the Nevada Desert. I figured, if any place was the place to do it, that was.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026


***
I ran the '86 Mercedes S-Class up to 100 in NE New Mexico, out in the middle of nowhere, the old route of the Santa Fe Trail. A grand experience.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (+2QQb)

70 Boob number 4 is a little caddywampus.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (BT3km)

71 Japan, nuked too much or not enough?

https://youtu.be/xGOneMdjpw4

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

72 Field was charged with grand larceny and false impersonation for allegedly lying about her name. She has 14 prior arrests on her record.

She has been arrested for three other crimes this year, including allegedly threatening someone with scissors, kicking a man and stealing $900 in merchandise.
_______________________________

AND, somehow she was out on Parole.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (dIske)

73 It is my cat’s birthday. He is 6 today. It’s also J’s birthday. lol.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 10:13 PM (Wmg4n)

74 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:09 PM (+2QQb)

How's the trip so far?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026


***
Enjoying the dryness and lower temps. The roads are pretty good in town, even better outside. The houses I looked at today, well, one was okay, one was meh, and one would need a lot more work than its Realtor pics indicated.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:14 PM (+2QQb)

75 There are some roads in far west Texas that look like that.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4)

76 Piper, how is Soup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (2GVsD)

77 I just watched Nancy Grace try to explain anti gravity to Sean Hannity. It was like the monkey thought he could get the football off.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (w/O5Q)

78 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (vrNzf)

WinRed is total GOPe scum.

They sell phone numbers to anyone with cash, but they claim no responsibility for the spam that ensues.

Fuck them. I will never give them a penny...ever. And they have soured me on about 99% of the rest of the Republican cash-slurping world.

Nice job...Assholes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)

79 Enjoying the dryness and lower temps. The roads are pretty good in town, even better outside. The houses I looked at today, well, one was okay, one was meh, and one would need a lot more work than its Realtor pics indicated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:14 PM (+2QQb)

City amenities, the people, shopping venues? Maybe a couple of book stores? What's the price range?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

80 Anna, it looks like the setting might be more interesting than the story

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (aJQbY)

81 62 Stateless, are you doing better? It sounds like it from your posts.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 10:10 PM (nz1sK

Thank you for asking. Getting there. I'm starting work on my projects so I can have income too.

Ralphy needs me here to take care of him, but I have a plan.

And I read about your husbands' first day. That made me happy. Thanks.

Back to the last part of my surreal Japanese movie. Chernobyl lady would fit right in.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (Sco7b)

82 We once drove US 50 through Utah and Nevada. It was amazing. And we were lucky to see the Shoe Tree, before it was cut down by some crazy bitch. just wish we had taken some pics.

Great Basin National Park was fun, pointing out that there are oases in Nevada, and they are the numerous mountain ranges.

Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I love America at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)

83 There's still a lot of highways in the SW where it's a pretty good idea to have some extra water and a little food in case of a breakdown. No cell service, no traffic sometimes for many hours or even days.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (gm9Sb)

84 AND, somehow she was out on Parole.
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (dIske)

What's remarkable, is that according to the story, she actually served 25 years on the 2000 murder rap. Leads me to think she was a troublesome prisoner, or she would have gotten paroled sooner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (utfVc)

85 My family played a game on road trips where we would try to guess the mileage on the next road sign.

That and the license plate alphabet game.

But mostly there was a line down the middle of the backseat and I got yelled at for looking through the other window.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (A5RD0)

86 There are some roads in far west Texas that look like that.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026


***
When I was coming back from Carlsbad, NM, headed to San Antonio in '93, Dwight Yoakum's "A Thousand Miles From Nowhere" was the perfect song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:17 PM (+2QQb)

87 Jeez...what kind of fags are AoSHQ drivers?

I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!

Do better. Be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:17 PM (n9ltV)

88 78 “cash-slurping”

Well said, CBD. And so stolen.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

89 I drove 100 MPH twice on I-80 in the Nevada Desert. I figured, if any place was the place to do it, that was.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026

***
I ran the '86 Mercedes S-Class up to 100 in NE New Mexico, out in the middle of nowhere, the old route of the Santa Fe Trail. A grand experience.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (+2QQ

100 MPH on the Garden State Parkway, The Staties were..not amused..

Posted by: I can't drive 55 at April 20, 2026 10:18 PM (nbLIj)

90 Enjoying the dryness and lower temps. The roads are pretty good in town, even better outside. The houses I looked at today, well, one was okay, one was meh, and one would need a lot more work than its Realtor pics indicated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:14 PM (+2QQb)
====
Do you have other destinations planned?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

91 And they have soured me on about 99% of the rest of the Republican cash-slurping world.


You are late to the party. Been there for a couple of decades.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 20, 2026 10:18 PM (7D3Aa)

92
Motorcyclist stopped by police horse.

https://youtu.be/lmc0ynhZSas

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 10:19 PM (tgvbd)

93 Driving from Texas to Utah. Once you clear Austin, the gps instruction reads something like, “follow this route 300 miles.”

Posted by: Advo at April 20, 2026 10:19 PM (jO4mz)

94 100 MPH on the Garden State Parkway, The Staties were..not amused..

Posted by: I can't drive 55 at April 20, 2026 10:18 PM (nbLIj)


Yeah...the GSP is far more aggressively patrolled than the NJTP.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:19 PM (n9ltV)

95 City amenities, the people, shopping venues? Maybe a couple of book stores? What's the price range?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026


***
All good so far, though I haven't checked the bookstores. I know they have some. Their downtown is amazing: a super wide main street with angle parking, no parking garages or meters (though the angle spots are three hours only, but I can live with that). Lots of different, thriving stores.

I won't incite hilarity among the patrons of this fine blog by mentioning the price range I'm hoping to stay within.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)

96 Thanks Kindltot. I have realistic expectations, don't expect to duplicate a good professional crust. Just want mine less chewy. They do vary from one to the other, some better. Pretty much keep same technique (either pastry blender or food processor), everything's very cold, etc. I'll just keep experimenting, including trying shortening again (half shortening/half butter) and then lard.

Leaf lard, per Ben Had, to be precise. Reco'd for fruit/sweet pie crusts - apparently a neutral flavor, so also OK for savory (might just use salted butter for those combos).

This place makes me hungry!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (U/Byj)

97 The Oxford Comma would like a word with your example ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (3sXRv)

98 76 Piper, how is Soup?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026

He is good! He is still silly. He is laying in bed with the kitties and everyone is keeping their paws to themselves.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (Wmg4n)

99 I made CCC's yesterday... with the chocolate feves.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

100 4 breasted lady you say?

Posted by: Captain Kirk at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (41CYW)

101 I drove 100 MPH twice on I-80 in the Nevada Desert. I figured, if any place was the place to do it, that was.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026

The aforementioned stretch of I-25 between Casper and Buffalo WY, I would drive my Nissan Frontier well over 100 mph. First, fun. Second, I love my truck. Smooth as silk.

Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I love America at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (0aYVJ)

102 WinRed is total GOPe scum.

They sell phone numbers to anyone with cash, but they claim no responsibility for the spam that ensues.

Fuck them. I will never give them a penny...ever. And they have soured me on about 99% of the rest of the Republican cash-slurping world.

Nice job...Assholes!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


* nods *

Third Law.

Posted by: zombie Robert Conquest at April 20, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

103 "You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this.
We're asking one last time.

Verify your voter profile ASAP. >> win26.io/le5v2b"

I am wondering who thought this was a good idea. One thing I have noticed is that the more recent generations have ... issues communicating properly. In a tone and manner that actually works. Even though they are 'writing' more than almost any preceding generation before them with texting, they seem to lack all decorum when doing so. It's as though they cannot predict how what they write will be interpreted in text without context- even though they communicate in the same way all the time.

A better way to say it might have been: 'With the issues we face, please lend your support. We cannot afford not to fight these battles.' Make it a group thing rather than a confrontational, insulting mess that a retard wrote.

Just my two cents.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 10:22 PM (bss/y)

104 Do you have other destinations planned?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026


***
Going to look at the famous cowtown Abilene, a pipe shop in Wichita, and a town known as "Little Sweden" for its high percentage of Scandinavian ancestry, Lindsborg. And I'll be back in Fort Scott on Sunday and may be able to look around there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:22 PM (+2QQb)

105 I won't incite hilarity among the patrons of this fine blog by mentioning the price range I'm hoping to stay within.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)

I can't recall the area Week Geek suggested in MO, but on YT there's a guy, Jed The Realtor, who shows houses in the Jefferson City area.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

106 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 20, 2026 10:23 PM (+9wcF)

107 This brave, intelligent woman thought "Hmmm, instead of size, let's try quantity."
Posted by: Stateless


She went with both -
Volume volume volume.





Big


and


Chunky

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 10:23 PM (/lPRQ)

108 I woke up this evening and I got myself a beer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 10:23 PM (Fbc0I)

109 I may have a classic nova lox bagel in the morning. Just because,

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 10:24 PM (LHPAg)

110 Well, that's makes sense

@nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,” per WP
US Marines are now searching 5,000 containers on board.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2026 10:24 PM (diia5)

111 I woke up this evening and I got myself a beer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 10:23 PM (Fbc0I)

Hungover Jim Morrison? *urp*

Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I love America at April 20, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

112 64 I'm glad one of your fellow researchers was studying the tensile strength of jungle vines.
Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

Me too. But why did he have to include poison ivy in his study?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 20, 2026 10:25 PM (PMi3m)

113 Jeez...what kind of fags are AoSHQ drivers?

I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!

Do better. Be better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:17 PM (n9ltV)

*pulls out in front of CBD in the fast lane, doing 10 under and with blinker on*

Posted by: Mr. Count de Magoo at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (wVcYX)

114 77 I just watched Nancy Grace try to explain anti gravity to Sean Hannity. It was like the monkey thought he could get the football off.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (w/O5Q)

Nancy also thinks the 11 mysterious scientist deaths are a problem...

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

115 I made CCC's yesterday... with the chocolate feves.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 20, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)


I have a two-pound bag of them waiting for the correct moment. But I need your recipe for the jumbo-sized cookies!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)

116 Uncle Timmy here, here to see a man about a horse...

Posted by: Gov. Tim Walz at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (d9i2R)

117 I may have a classic nova lox bagel in the morning. Just because,

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 10:24 PM (LHPAg)


Good man!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)

118 All this 100-mph talk reminds me that I don't think I've ever run the Buick over about 80. It's as solid at that speed, given a smooth road, as it is at 60 or 70, so I could do it. But nowadays, with the surveillance on us everywhere, with my luck I'd run the car up to a smooth 100 and get a huge ticket in the mail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (+2QQb)

119 Fuck them. I will never give them a penny...ever. And they have soured me on about 99% of the rest of the Republican cash-slurping world.

Nice job...Assholes!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (n9ltV)
* * * *
I wouldn't mind tossing some dollars Trump's way, but it goes through an allocation process that includes asshats such as Thune and Cornyn (and so many others!). Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (vrNzf)

120 *pulls out in front of CBD in the fast lane, doing 10 under and with blinker on*

Posted by: Mr. Count de Magoo at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (wVcYX)


You and every third NJ driver.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (n9ltV)

121 I had to send a letter to WinRed to get them to stop spamming my phone. I have no idea how they got me #. Took some doing but now they leave me alone. I never give money to politicians, ever.

Posted by: Bob at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (hWhmF)

122 Can you get me that Chernobyl chick's phone number?
Posted by: tankdemon


I don't know her phone number, but I bet her three sizes are around 34CD-22D-32.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

123 4 breasted lady you say?
Posted by: Captain Kirk

It's not a tumah!

Posted by: Ahnold at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (BT3km)

124 License plate alphabet game?
Never heard of that variation- did it take forever?

Our version was:
1) it must be first letter in the word, but "X" was any word excluding Texas, Tex, and Texaco (later, Exxon). Because we lived there, so too easy.
2) no license plates
3) You can use any roadside signs or lettering on trucks.

We were all so close together in age, that the much younger annoying sibling wasn't an issue.

Posted by: sal at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (f+FmA)

125 CCC is either Commodity Credit Corp. or Civilian Conservation Corps to me. What's its meaning here?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 10:29 PM (U/Byj)

126 84 AND, somehow she was out on Parole.
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (dIske)

What's remarkable, is that according to the story, she actually served 25 years on the 2000 murder rap. Leads me to think she was a troublesome prisoner, or she would have gotten paroled sooner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (utfVc)

Republicans were in charge of NYC back then.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:29 PM (y171U)

127 I can't recall the area Week Geek suggested in MO, but on YT there's a guy, Jed The Realtor, who shows houses in the Jefferson City area.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026


***
Joplin, way down in the SW corner of Missouri.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:30 PM (+2QQb)

128 We were all so close together in age, that the much younger annoying sibling wasn't an issue.
Posted by: sal at April 20, 2026 10:27 PM (f+FmA)

4. First one to call "bug" when you see a Volkswagen Beetle.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

129 I wonder if she had quadruplets.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 10:30 PM (BT3km)

130 Nancy also thinks the 11 mysterious scientist deaths are a problem...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

Looking at the list that was posted here the other night, only about half are "mysterious" or unsolved. Three appeared to be a love triangle murder-suicide, two on the East coast were the work of a nutbar who thought one of the scientists had screwed him over for a research job, and one in California was murdered by a hobo, for reasons yet unknown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:31 PM (utfVc)

131 4-breasted chilly gal is like the double drive thru lanes at Chic-Fil-A or McDonalds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)

132 125 CCC is either Commodity Credit Corp. or Civilian Conservation Corps to me. What's its meaning here?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 10:29 PM (U/Byj)

Based on the context, I am guessing chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 20, 2026 10:31 PM (PMi3m)

133 I wonder if she had quadruplets.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 10:30 PM (BT3km)

Makes it easier to feed.

Posted by: Lady Madonna at April 20, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

134 One of our favorite road games when the boys were teenagers was Mad-Libs. We would get to laughing so hard.

Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I love America at April 20, 2026 10:32 PM (0aYVJ)

135 CCC is either Commodity Credit Corp. or Civilian Conservation Corps to me. What's its meaning here?
Posted by: rhomboid

Did not read up thread but . . .


Catechism of the Catholic Church?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2026 10:32 PM (cYBz/)

136 Don't remember road trip games. Do remember going to Disneyland, older brothers were responsible for calling out when they first saw the Matterhorn. Would happen somewhere amidst the orange groves that surrounded the southern approaches.

A few years ago I went to a hockey store that is almost literally across the 5 from the Matterhorn. Could barely see it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 10:32 PM (U/Byj)

137 114 77 I just watched Nancy Grace try to explain anti gravity to Sean Hannity. It was like the monkey thought he could get the football off.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 10:15 PM (w/O5Q)

Nancy also thinks the 11 mysterious scientist deaths are a problem...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

Maybe they are, I don't know, what I do know is that Nancy Grace trying to convey gravitational lensing to Sean Hannity was like a bird flying into a window. Nothing gets through but it sure is annoying.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 10:33 PM (w/O5Q)

138 95 Their downtown is amazing: a super wide main street with angle parking, no parking garages or meters (though the angle spots are three hours only, but I can live with that). Lots of different, thriving stores.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)

Sounds like 1950's-1970s USA downtowns.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:33 PM (y171U)

139 130 "and one in California was murdered by a hobo, for reasons yet unknown."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:31 PM (utfVc)

It really makes you appreciate Ace doing so much to cull the hobo population.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 20, 2026 10:34 PM (PMi3m)

140 Sounds like 1950's-1970s USA downtowns.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:33 PM (y171U)

Long since gone. Except the meters are still there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

141 95 Their downtown is amazing: a super wide main street with angle parking, no parking garages or meters (though the angle spots are three hours only, but I can live with that). Lots of different, thriving stores.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)

Sounds like 1950's-1970s USA downtowns.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:33 PM (y171U)

It's not Willoughby by chance, is it? Give it a miss.

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 20, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

142 Top pic gave me an instant "Carefree Highway" vibe.

Posted by: Rex B at April 20, 2026 10:37 PM (a992C)

143 Sounds like 1950's-1970s USA downtowns.
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:33 PM (y171U)

Long since gone. Except the meters are still there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

On it!

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 20, 2026 10:37 PM (wVcYX)

144 On it!
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at April 20, 2026 10:37 PM (wVcYX)

Anyone who cuts off meter heads spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Floorwalker at April 20, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

145 > I just watched Nancy Grace try to explain anti gravity to Sean Hannity.
----

how in the hell did the subject even come up

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt)

146 100mph.
Pikers
~AZ drivers

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 10:39 PM (YBtcQ)

147 I just watched Nancy Grace try to explain anti gravity to Sean Hannity.
----

how in the hell did the subject even come up
Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 10:38 PM (ZxPkt)

He was staring at her pendulous orbs?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

148 130 Nancy also thinks the 11 mysterious scientist deaths are a problem...
Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:26 PM (y171U)

Looking at the list that was posted here the other night, only about half are "mysterious" or unsolved. Three appeared to be a love triangle murder-suicide, two on the East coast were the work of a nutbar who thought one of the scientists had screwed him over for a research job, and one in California was murdered by a hobo, for reasons yet unknown.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 10:31 PM (utfVc)

That won't stop our intrepid sleuth Nancy "Drew" Grace.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 10:40 PM (y171U)

149 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 10:41 PM (sAmhv)

150 >>>I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!

Do better. Be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

>Come out here to flyover country and we'll introduce you to Bambi and the pronghorn. You can haul ass when the sun is out, but those nighttime critters will ruin your day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 10:41 PM (Fbc0I)

151 I will often speed up to 100 to pass the inevitable line of trucks, before they can try to pass one another going uphill.

For the most part I try to avoid the interstate, but between Boise and Mountain Home it is very difficult.

Still ,got home from SLC pretty quickly yesterday. Just very nerve-wracking.

Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I hate I-84 at April 20, 2026 10:43 PM (0aYVJ)

152 I remember driving Columbus to Canada.

Ohio, beautifully maintained roads but I drove the speed limit because pilice were everywhere.

Michigan, I drove slow because I didn't want to lose a tire.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 10:43 PM (Sco7b)

153 NYPD cop on horseback chases down convicted killer-turned-purse snatcher in wild NYC bust
I was hoping for the mounted policeman to chase her down, knock her to the concrete, and let the horse trample her to death.

But I guess an arrest is okay too.

>>> Was that a citizen's arrest at the end? Either way, that guy did not look like someone you want to mess with.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes her county used more horseback patrols at April 20, 2026 10:44 PM (Wt5PA)

154 I needed to change the oil of my 2018 F-150 5.0. It takes 9 (nine!) quarts of oil. I have done it before, and it is always an adventure, mainly due to a frame cross member being less than an inch from the plastic drain plug in the plastic oil pan.

I was doing my usual "one-weird-trick" of using a sheet of cardboard to deflect the oil into my used oil basin, when I noticed the big dip pan under the basin was rapidly filling with oil. My plastic oil drain basin had a crack in it at about the 2-quart level.

$10 worth of Pig Mat later, I had most of the oil mopped up. I was glad to find I could wring out a sheet of Pig Mat and use it a couple of times. Then I got to deal with the stuck oil filter, which felt like some inbred, mouth-breathing hillbilly had installed it with an impact wrench, even though I know it was me who put it on, just a hair past finger-tight. Nearly two hours after I started, I was finally done with a 30 minute job.

I hereby declare myself to be the Anti-AOP!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 20, 2026 10:45 PM (9P99/)

155 I went real fast on a motorcycle once
near Hartsel CO
some wide open roads out there

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)

156 Happy to report that cocoa powder has been obtained. Placed on a shelf so that anyone under 5'8 would have missed it, and it was turned to the back, so you didn't know what it was until you grabbed it. I took the one behind it and moved it to the front, facing forward to make it easier to spot for the more vertically-challenged..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 20, 2026 10:46 PM (nbLIj)

157 79 Enjoying the dryness and lower temps. The roads are pretty good in town, even better outside. The houses I looked at today, well, one was okay, one was meh, and one would need a lot more work than its Realtor pics indicated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:14 PM (+2QQb)

City amenities, the people, shopping venues? Maybe a couple of book stores? What's the price range?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

Wolfus: From previous thread, you're in Salina, Ks?

Wasn't Judy Barton* from there?

FWIW, California doesn't tax social security. They do tax everything else, however and 25 gallons of regular at Costco today cost me >125$$


*Jimmy Stewart's love interest in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 10:46 PM (QGaXH)

158 Anyone who cuts off meter heads spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Floorwalker

I first watched that film with my Dad and Grandpa. Dad and Pops argued long into the night about what brand of pipe cutter it was.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2026 10:47 PM (cYBz/)

159 @79.
Oh, I love those questions.
City Amenities- one red light and three cops
The people- best not to talk to them
Shopping venues- Dollar General
Book Stores- you kidding?
Price range- how much you got?

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 10:48 PM (pvf3X)

160 I first watched that film with my Dad and Grandpa. Dad and Pops argued long into the night about what brand of pipe cutter it was.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2026 10:47 PM (cYBz/)

Did they ever decide which of them was right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

161 Speaking of tires, I should check the psi in mine tomorrow morning. The temps have been lower in the mornings here than they were in NO, of course, and the tires were set to 35 there on Thursday. They may have lost a bit here. I have a Home Depot portable tire compressor in the trunk, and it takes me only a few minutes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:49 PM (+2QQb)

162 Bob Dole was from Russel, Kansas.

Also, best parts of Kansas are away from I-70. It's a pretty state.

Posted by: Not Bob Dole at April 20, 2026 10:50 PM (0aYVJ)

163 That highway pic reminds me of the final scene of the movie "Shooter".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2026 10:50 PM (vbXSk)

164 It's the same recipe x1.5 and use a big ice cream scoop to portion the cookies. Just be careful when adding the chocolate, you don't want to break the disks too much. A little is inevitable when using the stand mixer.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 20, 2026 10:51 PM (VCgbV)

165 Wolfus: From previous thread, you're in Salina, Ks?

Wasn't Judy Barton* from there?. . .

*Jimmy Stewart's love interest in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026


***
It's been a while since I saw that movie. Kim Novak's character? Yes, Salina it is!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:52 PM (+2QQb)

166 Most critters are predictable, they follow the sunrise and sunset. But not the moose and bears, they'll jump into the road at any hour. I've seen commuters hit a bear and total their vehicle. And piss the bear off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 10:53 PM (Fbc0I)

167 163 That highway pic reminds me of the final scene of the movie "Shooter".

--------

Or Vanishing Point

Which has the distinction of featuring the first set of bare boobs I ever saw in a movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 10:53 PM (nWPIJ)

168 Speaking of tires, I should check the psi in mine tomorrow morning. The temps have been lower in the mornings here than they were in NO, of course, and the tires were set to 35 there on Thursday. They may have lost a bit here. I have a Home Depot portable tire compressor in the trunk, and it takes me only a few minutes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:49 PM (+2QQb)

Every fall, our "tire light" comes on. I am about five hours north-northeast of where you are now. (I only know this because my brother lives on the south side of Kansas City, KS.)

Posted by: pookysgirl wants the warm weather to continue at April 20, 2026 10:53 PM (Wt5PA)

169 @nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,” per WP
US Marines are now searching 5,000 containers on board.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Wouldn't it be terrible if some unknown underwater drone f'ed up some Chyna port facility?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

170 Bob Dole was from Russel, Kansas.

Also, best parts of Kansas are away from I-70. It's a pretty state.
Posted by: Not Bob Dole at April 20, 2026


***
I recall passing through Russell on I-70 when moving to Denver in '97. Abilene, east of Salina on the same interstate, was the home of Eisenhower.

In the movie version of Man From U.N.C.L.E.'s pilot, Robert Vaughn's Solo tells Luciana Paluzzi about his paranoid grandmother from Kansas. She asks, "Are you from Kansas?" He says, "Isn't everybody?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:55 PM (+2QQb)

171 161 Speaking of tires, I should check the psi in mine tomorrow morning. The temps have been lower in the mornings here than they were in NO, of course, and the tires were set to 35 there on Thursday. They may have lost a bit here. I have a Home Depot portable tire compressor in the trunk, and it takes me only a few minutes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:49 PM (+2QQb)

You mentioned in the Cafe thread how nice Denver or Santa Fe must have been back in the '60's. The movie Vertigo (195 has a lot of background scenes of 1958 San Francisco. Truly a beautiful town.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 10:55 PM (QGaXH)

172 I got that stupid text too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2026 10:56 PM (Fmj+u)

173 I've been getting a ton of political mail about CIA Barbie and her Merry band of marxists plan to gerrymander VA in favor of the Soviets. The one from some progressive outfit letting me know that voting is public record and THEY know whether I did or not, is kind of East German chic for me. I will be voting No. I suspect this will pass anyway because voting has been broken. I fully expect CIA Barbie and her Merry band of marxists to monkey wrench everything in order to get there desired results.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (sAmhv)

174 171 161 Speaking of tires, I should check the psi in mine tomorrow morning. The temps have been lower in the mornings here than they were in NO, of course, and the tires were set to 35 there on Thursday

----------

TPMS is your friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (nWPIJ)

175
Every fall, our "tire light" comes on. I am about five hours north-northeast of where you are now. (I only know this because my brother lives on the south side of Kansas City, KS.)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants the warm weather to continue at April 20, 2026


***
The Buick doesn't have a tire light, but the TPMS reports in near-real time: After a lag, the readout shows you the PSI in each tire. If there is a sudden loss of pressure, such as in a blowout, the system spits out a warning

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (+2QQb)

176 93 Driving from Texas to Utah. Once you clear Austin, the gps instruction reads something like, “follow this route 300 miles.”
Posted by: Advo at April 20, 2026 10:19 PM (jO4mz)

I-10 west from Phoenix headed home to Orange County 'bear left at Ca-60, 250+ miles'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 10:58 PM (QGaXH)

177 I won't incite hilarity among the patrons of this fine blog by mentioning the price range I'm hoping to stay within.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)


I was looking at KS houses for sale on Redfin, and the prices there are more reasonable than the ones here in Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)

178 Kansas comments: Eisenhower lived in Kansas, of course, but was born in Denison, TX, almost in OK.

Salina is where I turn on the way to Denver.

Salina has a great car show every summer. Hundreds of cars in the city park. Hotter than Hades!

I-70 from the CO line to Salina is a very boring drive.

End of comments.

Posted by: LRob in OK at April 20, 2026 11:00 PM (7D3Aa)

179 I-10 west from Phoenix headed home to Orange County 'bear left at Ca-60, 250+ miles'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)


U-Turn east & drive 447 miles to Bucee's !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May in April Critic . . . at April 20, 2026 11:00 PM (3ZUWJ)

180 95 City amenities, the people, shopping venues? Maybe a couple of book stores? What's the price range?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026

***
All good so far, though I haven't checked the bookstores. I know they have some. Their downtown is amazing: a super wide main street with angle parking, no parking garages or meters (though the angle spots are three hours only, but I can live with that). Lots of different, thriving stores.

I won't incite hilarity among the patrons of this fine blog by mentioning the price range I'm hoping to stay within.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:20 PM (+2QQb)

Did you look at Zillow? You can set it to only show you properties with garages.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 11:00 PM (QGaXH)

181 HOLY CRAP! The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,” per WP
US Marines are now searching 5,000 containers on board.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

But. Orange Man Bad, or some shit. All I know is that PDT is quite possibly our last best hope.

I am genuinely afraid of what will happen after he leaves office. This might just be a glitch in the matrix. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: America, you guys at April 20, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)

182 Or Vanishing Point

Which has the distinction of featuring the first set of bare boobs I ever saw in a movie.
Posted by: Cicero
................................
If it's the scene I'm thinking about, you saw more than boobs.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 11:01 PM (sAmhv)

183 Time I packed it in, all. Workout early tomorrow in the fitness center, cleanup and breakfast, and then the realtor lady is coming by for 9:30 so we can look at some more houses. After seeing for myself the variation between the look of a house on Realtor dot com and its look in the real world, I'm not very sanguine.

We will see.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 11:02 PM (+2QQb)

184 Vehicle toilet....Indian truck driver # hole in the floor

Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 20, 2026 11:02 PM (CDX35)

185 A 4-way intersection in that highway pic would be nice.

Posted by: Director of Castaway at April 20, 2026 11:02 PM (a992C)

186 Chelsea Clinton completed the Boston Marathon today, and wouldn't you know that both Hillary and Bill were at the finish line.

Her time was 3:40:52, which is actually very good.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 11:03 PM (y171U)

187 Did you look at Zillow? You can set it to only show you properties with garages.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026


***
You can do that with Realtor too, though sometimes it doesn't work. Maybe Zillow would be better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 11:03 PM (+2QQb)

188 Integration is non-committal and border controls barely exist, …
_ Belgian MEP @Assita_Kanko

If we accept the blackmail of radical Muslims who always scream “Islamophobia” when you have an opinion, then we stop fighting for our own ideas, … Refuse to submit...We need to stop being naive about radical Islam.

https://tinyurl.com/2thu347y

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:03 PM (FJMtP)

189 82 We once drove US 50 through Utah and Nevada. It was amazing. And we were lucky to see the Shoe Tree, before it was cut down by some crazy bitch. just wish we had taken some pics.

Great Basin National Park was fun, pointing out that there are oases in Nevada, and they are the numerous mountain ranges.
Posted by: I Drive a Lot, and I love America at April 20, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)

Shoe Tree was cut down by a spurned dude. Not a crazy bitch. I was practically living in Middlegate at the time.

Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (WYOCN)

190 TPMS is your friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (nWPIJ)

Until the sensors cack out, then it becomes a PITA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (utfVc)

191 I somehow got on a Dem text message list--I let one keep coming through out of morbid curiosity. The Dem one is just as one note as the WinRed, but the Dem one is hysterical TDS messaging. Maybe WinRed would be more effective if they switched to hysterical anti Dem messaging.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (ky7/T)

192 We used to play license plate scrabble, the three letters on the plate had to be used in a word, in order.

NAP could be "Snap" or 'Unappreciated" for example.
the winner came up with the most words, taking turns.
This was the GF who used to smoke my butt playing Scrabble, by the way, and she really enjoyed the game

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

193 studying the tensile strength of jungle vines.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
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As a young boy I tested the strength of vines growing in the woods behind my friend's house. I was 20 feet up or so and that vine didn't hold anything... certainly not me. When I tried to stand up the world looked sideways... the horizon was vertical.

Too much Tarzan as a kid I guess

Posted by: 496 at April 20, 2026 11:06 PM (xA5Rj)

194 I-70 from the CO line to Salina is a very boring drive.

End of comments.
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 20, 2026


***
I've done it twice, once in a car and once, horribly, the first time, in a rented Ryder truck hauling my car behind it. Heading uphill into a spring wind. In a vehicle limited to 55 mph (this was '97, and some companies still went with that stuff).

It took five times forever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 11:06 PM (+2QQb)

195 China to import record amount of US Ehane as Iran war chokes off Naphtha, LPG supplies...

The fate of Chinese plastics production is suddenly in the hands of Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:07 PM (FJMtP)

196 Chelsea Clinton completed the Boston Marathon today, and wouldn't you know that both Hillary and Bill were at the finish line.
Posted by: Joemarine

Too bad both her natural parents weren't there.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 20, 2026 11:07 PM (cYBz/)

197 I don't get the joke with story about Uncle Jack ????

Cackle................. Cackle.................. Cackle !!!!

Posted by: Kami Harris at April 20, 2026 11:11 PM (38587)

198 Great top picture. I'm getting a serious itch to tour the country on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9)

199 Chelsea Clinton completed the Boston Marathon today, and wouldn't you know that both Hillary and Bill were at the finish line.

Her time was 3:40:52, which is actually very good.
Posted by: Joemarine


Run like Joe Biden is chasing you.....

Run like Dad is chasing you.....

Run like Teddy Kennedy is chasing you.....

Posted by: running through Chelsea's mind at April 20, 2026 11:11 PM (VHUov)

200 TPMS is your friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (nWPIJ)

Until the sensors cack out, then it becomes a PITA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (utfVc)

I yanked them all out of the colorado a few months ago when I had the tires done.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 11:13 PM (snZF9)

201 In fact I think that pic at the top is HWY 50. About 50 miles east of Fallon. Just over the crest of Eastgate heading to Middlegate.

Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 11:14 PM (WYOCN)

202 Do better. Be better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

If driving the speed limit is good, driving double the speed limit is twice as good.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:14 PM (HZniy)

203 Greetin's, cretins. Would have been here sooner, but we were dining at daughter's with her husband and her mom-in-law, a delightful lady, native Italian, one-time briefly Texan, mostly New Yorker, getting her taste of Oklahoma cultchuh. Also our son, whose birthday is tomorrow. So, you can understand our priorities.

Now that I'm here, I'm listening to classic Doors, remembering driving west like the top pic, and anticipating more content & comments. It's a CBD Monday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - let it roll all night long at April 20, 2026 11:14 PM (iMJMF)

204 Maybe WinRed would be more effective if they switched to hysterical anti Dem messaging.
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (ky7/T)

Why would they want to insult their friends?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 11:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

205 Up top pic, 1980 Camaro, t-tops off, cassette loaded and blasting music, speedometer pegged. Fun content, CBD. Thanks.
Posted by: scampydog

Not just any music. Judas Priest. Point of Entry.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:17 PM (HZniy)

206 Up top pic, 1980 Camaro, t-tops off, cassette loaded and blasting music, speedometer pegged. Fun content, CBD. Thanks.
Posted by: scampydog

Not just any music. Judas Priest. Point of Entry.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:17 PM (HZniy)

Desert Plains.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 11:17 PM (snZF9)

207
The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,”

____________

"Experts"

A) The Republic of Iran has no ballistic missile program.

B) The Iranians have thousands of ballistic missiles that Drumpf failed to destroy!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:18 PM (mKHS2)

208 127

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Joplin, way down in the SW corner of Missouri.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 10:30 PM (+2QQb)


I grew up in Joplin, somewhat more than 29 years ago. It's OK-ish, but not real high on my list of desirable places to live.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 11:18 PM (X5Jzz)

209
Chelsea Clinton completed the Boston Marathon today

__________

This year's Boston Marathon?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:19 PM (mKHS2)

210 I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!

Do better. Be better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:17 PM (n9ltV)

Hubs had a 93 Ford Escort GT (5 speed Mazda engine) before we got married. One perfect Saturday morning, we drove from our house outside Boston to my parents house just north of Stowe, VT and did it in under 2 hours. Hubs hit 100 mph on I-89 just over the NH border and held steady until almost Waterbury. Scared the pants off me.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at April 20, 2026 11:20 PM (b77PF)

211 "I've been getting a ton of political mail about CIA Barbie and her Merry band of marxists plan to gerrymander VA."

Getting real fucking tired of that Gaylord cocksucker infesting youtube with his faggy lies.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:20 PM (HZniy)

212 ____________

"Experts"

A) The Republic of Iran has no ballistic missile program.

B) The Iranians have thousands of ballistic missiles that Drumpf failed to destroy!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You can't fix stupid. It's a form of nitrogen (fertilizer) they use for propellant and bombas.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:21 PM (FJMtP)

213 Chelsea Clinton completed the Boston Marathon today

__________

This year's Boston Marathon?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:19 PM (mKHS2)
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Oh damn, that's funny. Threadwinner.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 20, 2026 11:21 PM (HEno2)

214 It's from "WinRed," and directs to some stupid questionnaire from the NRSC. It is a perfect example of why the Republican Party sucks, and why we will never achieve the electoral success of the Democrats without wholesale changes.

Somehow I got on a leftwing list. They send me gimme money texts sure, but they also have actual human beings call me and offer to drive me to the polls and you know "help me vote"

All I have ever gotten from the GOPe are things like, "Donate in the next 20 minutes and get a 12X match" or "I can't believe you won't support the President, I thought we knew you better 18-1"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 11:22 PM (sKqQm)

215 I like my little Corolla, mostly... but I have the minimal package on it, so the TPMS only does a single 'low pressure yes/no' lamp (by which it means 'one is significantly off from the others', or possibly 'the highest is too far from the lowest'?), no indication of which tire or by how much. So it's always an adventure when I get 'round to testing them when it decides to come on.

That minimal package, however, means I miss out on a lot of BS that otherwise I'd have to figure out how to turn off or trace and cut wires or pop chips or pull fuses or w/e.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 11:22 PM (aJQbY)

216 nicksortor
🚨 HOLY CRAP! The Iranian-flagged ship Touska, which the US military seized yesterday, was in-bound from China “loaded with dual-use chemicals used to manufacture ballistic missiles,” per WP
US Marines are now searching 5,000 containers on board.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2026 10:24 PM (diia5)

I think we knew it before the ship was stopped. (Hence the reason we were so determined to stop it). The ships last port of call was a Chinese city known for prodding chemical stocks, including the perchlorate used for solid rocket motors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2026 11:22 PM (Fmj+u)

217 190 TPMS is your friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 10:57 PM (nWPIJ)

Until the sensors cack out, then it becomes a PITA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 11:04 PM (utfVc)

I'm struggling with that very issue right now on my 2019 Ram.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)

218 Amy Klobuchar is calling for a congressional hearing on a cabinet official's alleged drinking by anonymous, uninformed source.

Her own state just lost $9 billion to fraud on her watch.

She has not called for a hearing on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:23 PM (FJMtP)

219 I've had the TPMS alarm and there was nothing wrong with the tires. It is an old Honda Civic, so my that's why. Usually on my trips to Western PA. Doesn't go off around Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 11:25 PM (sAmhv)

220 Not just any music. Judas Priest. Point of Entry.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:17 PM (HZniy)

Red Barchetta, by Rush.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2026 11:25 PM (Fmj+u)

221 By the way, if we ever add another weekend Topic, I vote for 'car (repair) talk', and I nominate Alberta Oil Peon to be the primary host.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 11:26 PM (aJQbY)

222 Her own state just lost $9 billion to fraud on her watch.

She has not called for a hearing on that.


Government theft doesn't occur in blue states because the politicians aren't watching.

Government theft occurs in blue states because that is the POINT of government in blue states

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 11:26 PM (sKqQm)

223 The ships captain is also an IRGC man.

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Bob Cummings was born & raised? in Joplin, Missouri.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:27 PM (FJMtP)

224
I have learned that my TPMS will also go off if the tires are over-inflated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:27 PM (mKHS2)

225
Speaking of tires, I should check the psi in mine tomorrow morning. The temps have been lower in the mornings here than they were in NO, of course, and the tires were set to 35 there on Thursday
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TPMS is your friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Every fall, our "tire light" comes on. I am about five hours north-northeast of where you are now. (I only know this because my brother lives on the south side of Kansas City, KS.)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants the warm weather to continue

How to tell you and your spouse are both Army to the core.
Smash: "Bif? Did you do the monthly pmcs on the bikes, cars, and check the tire pressure in the spare tires?
Bif (on the inside): *ahhhhh fuck! It's fucking Saturday! I've worked six 10 hour days and want to sit on my ass today!*
Smash: "if you do the monthkies now, we can go on a nice motorcycle ride, then stop for bbq"
Bif: "I'm on it."


Girl knows how to push my damned buttons. She has house pmcs monthlies for checking the plumbing for leaks, seeps, and moldy growth under the sinks.

*sigh*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 20, 2026 11:28 PM (Jf2Xp)

226 Oh. And every damned thing we have, has the tpms sensors.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 20, 2026 11:29 PM (Jf2Xp)

227 That pretty girl with four tits was denied symmetry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:29 PM (FJMtP)

228 Tire pressure idiot lights are a waste. Seasonal temp swings caused me a few undue panic stops to check tire pressure, better to not have them and the false sense of security. But the tpms that reports pressure saved my ass from a tire losing a pound a minute at CBD speeds...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:29 PM (HZniy)

229 TPMS to me sounds like a tire leak waiting to happen.

Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 11:29 PM (WYOCN)

230 87 Jeez...what kind of fags are AoSHQ drivers?

I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!

Do better. Be better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 10:17 PM (n9ltV)


I hit 130 on the I-35 overhead managed lanes between 635 and Loop 12 in my Q60. That was fun!

Posted by: goozer at April 20, 2026 11:30 PM (BAs8w)

231 Speaking of The Doors, Tiny Tim does the best cover of People are Strange.

Posted by: On the Old Front Porch at April 20, 2026 11:30 PM (oftw2)

232 221 By the way, if we ever add another weekend Topic, I vote for 'car (repair) talk', and I nominate Alberta Oil Peon to be the primary host.
Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 11:26 PM (aJQbY)

As long as we add talk about classic cars, I'm in.

Doesn't have to be every weekend, could be an occasional topic.

Might work in either the Hobby or FWP threads too.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 11:31 PM (QGaXH)

233 Amy Klobuchar is calling for a congressional hearing on a cabinet official's alleged drinking by anonymous, uninformed source.
Her own state just lost $9 billion to fraud on her watch.
She has not called for a hearing on that.
Posted by: Braenyard

I'm an anonymous uninformed source, and I'd like to call for an investigation into HER drinking. Bitch.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:31 PM (HZniy)

234 I couldn't send money to WinRed. It sounds like it's a Communist front; nowadays, Chinese.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 20, 2026 11:33 PM (S/Y4j)

235 Reason #349340854 why car dealers blow hairy ass. Mrs B had her RDX at the Acura dealer for an oil change and to see about a noise coming from one of the wheels. I figure let them find it and I'll fix it. They tell her the back shocks are bad and it needs brakes. I can see the shocks needing to be replaced, I noticed it sometimes gets an extra bounce on the right dip in the road, and as far as the brakes go they're not all that old, and the backs usually last a while. I'm on speaker phone with her and the mechanic is there. I asked how much are the shocks, he says $1200 and $600 to put them in, and $600 for the brakes. $2400 for everything. I laughed in the phone. I said not in this lifetime, sell that shit to some Q-tip, not happening. I bought KYB gas adjust shocks for $90 each, they took 10 minutes each to change after the wheels were off, and I did the brakes while I was at it. She had at least 50% of her brake pads left, so they weren't bad, so that was a lie, but I changed them anyway. $220 for parts, and an hours worth of time. Still need to find the noise though. It could be the tires. Fucking dealers..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 11:34 PM (snZF9)

236 168 Every fall, our "tire light" comes on. I am about five hours north-northeast of where you are now. (I only know this because my brother lives on the south side of Kansas City, KS.)
Posted by: pookysgirl wants the warm weather to continue at April 20, 2026 10:53 PM (Wt5PA)

Even here in relatively mild southern California I'll have a tire light come on in the fall.

That's how I know it's fall.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 11:34 PM (QGaXH)

237 Looks like desolate, parched, wasteland in that top photo. You couldn't get two bucks an acre for it.

Posted by: Sunshine Realty at April 20, 2026 11:35 PM (oftw2)

238 Speaking of scams, I got one recently claiming my drivers license would be irrevocably cancelled if I didn't pay a fee. It had a link to a site ending in "pay.me", so I deleted it.

I don't think it would trip most of the Horde, but forewarned is forearmed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 20, 2026 11:36 PM (S/Y4j)

239 Fire Ant Report:

Until now, overseas transfers of domestically produced finished products have been limited to rescue, transportation, vigilance, surveillance, and minesweeping (the so-called "five types"), but with this amendment, in principle, all defense equipment can be transferred.

As the security environment becomes increasingly difficult, no country can now protect its own peace and security with just one country...partner countries are expressing their expectations for the defense equipment that Japan is developing under the concept of "exclusive defense."

Meeting these needs and transferring defense equipment will contribute to improving the defense capabilities of these countries and ultimately preventing conflict from occurring, thereby ensuring Japan's security...
_Sanae Takaichi@takaichi_sanae


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:36 PM (FJMtP)

240 223

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Bob Cummings was born & raised? in Joplin, Missouri.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:27 PM (FJMtP)


As was Dennis Weaver, Chester on Gunsmoke.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 11:37 PM (X5Jzz)

241 Looks like desolate, parched, wasteland in that top photo. You couldn't get two bucks an acre for it.
Posted by: Sunshine Realty

Ok, I'll take a 100,000 acres please.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2026 11:38 PM (HZniy)

242 I have learned that my TPMS will also go off if the tires are over-inflated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


That has got to annoy Obama.
His hottest tip in his shit economy was to overinflate your tires for more mpg.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)

243 240 223

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Bob Cummings was born & raised? in Joplin, Missouri.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:27 PM (FJMtP)

As was Dennis Weaver, Chester on Gunsmoke.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 11:37 PM (X5Jzz)

MCCLOUD!!!!

Posted by: Chief Peter B. Clifford at April 20, 2026 11:39 PM (QGaXH)

244 The TPMS light can be a useful warning, but it also gives "false positives." I did once drive a rental car that told me (quite accurately) the pressure of each individual tire, and that was a nice feature.

As for political fundraising texts and emails, most of them read like they were written by a not-particularly literate scammer in Bangalore. No, I don't believe that President Trump personally asked whether I had responded to any of the last 500 emails you sent.

Posted by: PabloD at April 20, 2026 11:41 PM (zUFRX)

245 Off Sunday Mystery Movie sock.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 11:41 PM (QGaXH)

246 Hubs had a 93 Ford Escort GT (5 speed Mazda engine) before we got married. One perfect Saturday morning, we drove from our house outside Boston to my parents house just north of Stowe, VT and did it in under 2 hours. Hubs hit 100 mph on I-89 just over the NH border and held steady until almost Waterbury. Scared the pants off me.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at April 20, 2026 11:20 PM (b77PF)

sounds like it worked....

-_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 20, 2026 11:41 PM (nsSpm)

247 Point, OrangeEnt.

As far as offering rides, etc. Might be that the Repubs here in NoVa need to recruit younger members to do that...

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 11:42 PM (ky7/T)

248 I have no TPMS. I don't feel deprived.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:43 PM (FJMtP)

249 Looks like desolate, parched, wasteland in that top photo. You couldn't get two bucks an acre for it.
Posted by: Sunshine Realty at April 20, 2026 11:35 PM (oftw2)

If only land accessible from a road was that cheap.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 11:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

250
Carolina wins in double OT and take a 2-0 lead in games over Ottawa. The faster Canadian teams get eliminated the better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:44 PM (tgvbd)

251 Carolina wins in double OT and take a 2-0 lead in games over Ottawa. The faster Canadian teams get eliminated the better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 11:44 PM (tgvbd)

idk, i kinda want a buf - mtl second round. would be wild i think.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 20, 2026 11:44 PM (nsSpm)

252 Irony alert at ChiTrib: Nunda Township is being inundated by the Fox River in Illinois.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:45 PM (N8ZBc)

253 *BEZOS CLOSE TO $10B FUNDRAISING DEAL FOR PROJECT PROMETHEUS: _FT
--

Don't telll TJM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:46 PM (FJMtP)

254 Geez...

Shoeless Nigerian man was arrested in Italy after grilling a cat near a park.

If that is 'cultural diversity,' I don't want any part of it. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:46 PM (2GVsD)

255 Point, OrangeEnt.

As far as offering rides, etc. Might be that the Repubs here in NoVa need to recruit younger members to do that...
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 11:42 PM (ky7/T)

Someone else, maybe? Or I forgot what I posted, which isn't beyond belief.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 11:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

256 I Knead Dem Biscuits:

https://tinyurl.com/4u4x5uma

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 20, 2026 11:47 PM (kpS4V)

257
Jeez...what kind of fags are AoSHQ drivers?
I routinely exceed 100mph on the fucking NJ Turnpike! And when I am in Vermont on I-91? Yippee!
Do better. Be better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
=====
I hit 130 on the I-35 overhead managed lanes between 635 and Loop 12 in my Q60. That was fun!
Posted by: goozer


I've signed out on leave at Ft. Bliss at midnight, and stopped for breakfast in Abilene at 1000. Does that count? The pasta burner saw 142mph two saturdays ago headed down to Auburn. Felt like 80mph. Damed bike is skeery smooth.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 20, 2026 11:48 PM (Jf2Xp)

258 Hey guys,

We have a launch in 2 hous.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - GPS III SV10
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - GPS III SV10
Launch Date: April 21, 2026
Launch Time: 2:53 a.m. EDT (0653 UTC, 08:53 CEST)

https://youtu.be/ZQA2q5dqly0

Posted by: Joyenz at April 20, 2026 11:48 PM (2F0/Y)

259 Why did Bezos name his giant phallus Glen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

260 Shoeless Nigerian man was arrested in Italy after grilling a cat near a park.

If that is 'cultural diversity,' I don't want any part of it. Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:46 PM (2GVsD)

Hopefully the Nigerian gets grilled by local police....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 20, 2026 11:49 PM (S/Y4j)

261 Why did Bezos name his giant phallus Glen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

Didn't want to be too obvious?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 11:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

262
259 Why did Bezos name his giant phallus Glen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

He wanted to name it Glans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2026 11:50 PM (Fmj+u)

263 260 If it's any consolation, a lion killed a Nigerian in 2024, according to the internet.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:50 PM (N8ZBc)

264 If it's any consolation, a lion killed a Nigerian in 2024, according to the internet.

Hakuna mata. the circle of life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

265 Unearthed interview of Gavin Newsom losing his temper goes viral after California governor, then 38, is grilled about giving booze to, Brittanie Mountz, his NINETEEN-year-old girlfriend.
(Is that a stripper name or what?)

https://tinyurl.com/4n2u38jp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 11:52 PM (FJMtP)

266 Pittsburgh finishes the season in second place in the Metropolitan Division, have home ice advantage in the first round of the playoffs, and promptly crapped on all of that. Down 0-2 to there hated cross state rival.

Yea, that's about right. Can't have nice things. Oh well, racing and golf season is in full swing and that's occupying my spare time! Haven't gone golfing myself yet. In May, the driving range at Burke Lake, VA is open an extra hour, 10pm.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 11:52 PM (sAmhv)

267
263 260 If it's any consolation, a lion killed a Nigerian in 2024, according to the internet.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:50 PM (N8ZBc)

The lion was really pissed off when he found that his winning lottery ticket was in fact worth nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (Fmj+u)

268 Gotta be a stripper name

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (aJQbY)

269 237 Looks like desolate, parched, wasteland in that top photo. You couldn't get two bucks an acre for it.
Posted by: Sunshine Realty at April 20, 2026 11:35 PM (oftw2)

Back in the day you could find 40 acre parcels for 10 or 20 grand. Hard to find now. I've been eyeballing a place called Yerrington for a while now. 10 acres for about $20,000 is more the going rate. There was a guy selling 40s for $5,000 a few years ago out on I80 between Button Point and Golconda but I think he passed away.
The property is weird out here. The railroads got paid in land so there are checkerboards all along wherever there was track laid. A lot of the private property is landlocked by federal property.
The pic up top if, I am correct in where it is, is Navy land, Fallon Naval Air Station, on both sides. There is a place called The Centroid Facility just to the left out of camera view and there are huge earthquake faults to the right.

Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (WYOCN)

270 Gavin and Keir should be stranded on the same remote island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (2GVsD)

271 Thanks for the ONT!

We once were in Salinas on the hottest temp of the day in the USA...120. Car overheated on new road Driving from the Intermountain West to MS, married 1yr.

I nearly overheated, & was busy keeping our husky/malamute/German shepherd doggie alive...feeding her ice from the cooler. She was super hot & I had to force it on her. Normally she would have wanted to be barking & biting strangers.

My husband did something & we decided to quit driving early for the day. Found the first motel & it had blissful A/C. Our pup lay down & was in heaven, as were we, in the AC. Watched black & white TV...I think Andy Griffith...in nirvana. Got something for dinner & left the next morning under cooler weather & a tornado warning.

Here's a song I like for the road, and may the road not rise up to meet you if you are going too fast (as I tended to do in my prime).Favorite by this band.

Hope Ace feels better soon and the US Navy and Marines take out all the IRGC barbarians soon.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. I will have a good one with 7mo old baby grandgirl all to myself, husband and tulips.

https://tinyurl.com/2rx3bbd5

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 20, 2026 11:54 PM (WONhk)

272 Hedley Lamarr to the governor, "your secretary's name is Brittanie Mountz?"

Governor, "yeah she mounts everything."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:54 PM (2GVsD)

273 "That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West."

Hwy 50 in long stretches across Nevada.

Posted by: 13times at April 20, 2026 11:55 PM (enMZU)

274 270 Gavin and Keir should be stranded on the same remote island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (2GVsD)

Add Macron for a throple.

I'm glad no one has ever invited me to a throple.Sounds icky and I know I'd start laughing at an inappropriate moment, if not projectile vomiting. I ain't no fool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 20, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk)

275 The pic up top if, I am correct in where it is, is Navy land, Fallon Naval Air Station, on both sides. There is a place called The Centroid Facility just to the left out of camera view and there are huge earthquake faults to the right.
Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (WYOCN)

That landlocked deal kills any interest in buying open desert land for me. Maybe BLM leasing is a better option for a retreat.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 11:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

276 Orange Ent

Look for a decommissioned missile silo complex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:58 PM (2GVsD)

277 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 11:59 PM (SRRAx)

278 "I'm glad no one has ever invited me to a throple."

People seem to be so lusty these days. I'm the only person on earth left who hasn't ever taken a naked selfie, I reckon.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:59 PM (N8ZBc)

279 Ok. I don't usually give money in political races, but I think I found one in Iowa to contribute to . It is absolutely appalling to me that a Christian "minister in training" would officiate at a Satanist wedding . This is not even now. It is two decades ago, all because apparently because it was a "loving" thing to . She should never have been ordained story . From Fox News. So I will give to the Republican in the race, Zack Nunn

https://tinyurl.com/2p9p8u5u

And it's late here so I can't stay around to debate women in ministry. I don't see any point in that anyway. Have a good evening .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 12:00 AM (As86G)

280 Look for a decommissioned missile silo complex.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:58 PM (2GVsD)

Too pricey for my wallet. Just would like a little mountain top somewhere to put up a Home Depot shed and turn it into a part time use cabin.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 12:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

281 279 Link broken, Fen. Sounds interesting.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:02 AM (N8ZBc)

282 People seem to be so lusty these days. I'm the only person on earth left who hasn't ever taken a naked selfie, I reckon.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:59M (N8ZBc)

Well, there are two of us. I mean, what would be the point? Have my sons find it on my phone if I have a sudden trip to heaven?

"Mom! What were you thinking?" Nah. What is a mystery to me is all the wacko women teachers rapin 15yr old boys (who I am sure don't mind). But what are the teachers thinking and has this always gone on, or just weird times since Obama?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 21, 2026 12:03 AM (WONhk)

283 I like the gallery cartoon very much.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 21, 2026 12:03 AM (YlWIZ)

284 281 OOoops, I found it. Ima derp. Carry on!

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:03 AM (N8ZBc)

285 Look for a decommissioned missile silo complex.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Old AT&T Long Lines facilities are pretty cool too.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:03 AM (WixR9)

286 Link broken, Fen. Sounds interesting.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:02 AM (N8ZBc)

Works for me. Brave browser.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 12:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

287 People seem to be so lusty these days. I'm the only person on earth left who hasn't ever taken a naked selfie, I reckon.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 11:59 PM (N8ZBc)

I haven't either. Nobody needs to see that.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 12:04 AM (WYOCN)

288 Gavin and Keir should be stranded on the same remote island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 11:53 PM (2GVsD)

Preferably on a different planet. Maybe one with constant asteroid bombardment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:06 AM (snZF9)

289 118 All this 100-mph talk reminds me that I don't think I've ever run the Buick over about 80. It's as solid at that speed, given a smooth road, as it is at 60 or 70, so I could do it. But nowadays, with the surveillance on us everywhere, with my luck I'd run the car up to a smooth 100 and get a huge ticket in the mail.

I do believe the main purpose of modern traffic enforcement is to identify and catch the people who they figure will pay the ticket. Perhaps the insurance companies kick back some of the money from the following rate hike even if what brought the ticket caused no claim to be filed by anyone.

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 21, 2026 12:06 AM (3/XaG)

290 Sorry; Try this link for the Lutheran pastor officiating at a Satanist wedding. This is from X:

https://tinyurl.com/4nymsrfc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2026 12:06 AM (As86G)

291 "has this always gone on"

I attended Lane Tech 1967-2001. All boys HS, 5000 of us. If the female teachers were putting out, the boys would have been bragging about it, and I didn't hear anything. We had one hot English teacher who taught Paul Simon lyrics as Literature. She would have been the one to bet on, but I heard bupkis.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:07 AM (N8ZBc)

292 I've signed out on leave at Ft. Bliss at midnight, and stopped for breakfast in Abilene at 1000. Does that count? The pasta burner saw 142mph two saturdays ago headed down to Auburn. Felt like 80mph. Damed bike is skeery smooth.
Posted by: BifBewalski


Lubie's !!!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 12:07 AM (/lPRQ)

293 290 Your link was good, Fen. It was my brain that was broken.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:08 AM (N8ZBc)

294 1967-1971. Brain still broken.

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:08 AM (N8ZBc)

295 >>>Old AT&T Long Lines facilities are pretty cool too.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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Cheapest fort you'll ever buy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 12:09 AM (FJMtP)

296 If I had Musk money I'd be buying every inch of desert land I could find.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 12:11 AM (WYOCN)

297 Excerpt: "Though Trone Garriott expressed initial concern about the wedding [of the two satanists,] by the end of the ceremony she spoke tenderly about the man with a pentagram tattooed on his face.

"Was he getting teary?" Trone Garriott asked during her remarks. "They had a lot of baggage between the two of them, but there was no denying how they were looking at each other.""

Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:12 AM (N8ZBc)

298
I don't believe the story about the Chinese car toilet as presented. Maybe somebody got a patent for this idiocy, but I think the vast majority of Chinese would find the idea weird and disgusting.

Look at some of the stupid things that have been patented in the US.

Posted by: Pillsbury Corp at April 21, 2026 12:14 AM (bYpLU)

299 I'm glad no one has ever invited me to a throple.Sounds icky and I know I'd start laughing at an inappropriate moment, if not projectile vomiting. I ain't no fool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 20, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk)

1 dude with 2 lipstick lesbians is more fun than a human male should legally be allowed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

300 >>Look at some of the stupid things that have been patented in the US.
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Fidgit Spinner at April 21, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

301 Brain still broken.
Posted by: gp at April 21, 2026 12:08 AM (N8ZBc)

Brain, brain. What is brain?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 21, 2026 12:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

302 1 dude with 2 lipstick lesbians is more fun than a human male should legally be allowed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

$1000. Just outside of town.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 12:17 AM (WYOCN)

303 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Clackers at April 21, 2026 12:18 AM (2Ez/1)

304 Abby. Abby somebody.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at April 21, 2026 12:19 AM (2Ez/1)

305 Top Picture... on the Left? Government land... on the RIGHT... oh... Government land.

They will not allow those of us in the West US, to actually OWN our own land.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 12:21 AM (mP0Kj)

306 more outlets unable to confirm @TheAtlantic and @S_Fitzpatrick’s reporting that @FBIDirectorKash has a drinking problem that poses a security threat.

For @MorningWire today I spoke to on-the-record sources like @DissidentClint who have worked very closely with Patel and say they have never seen him abuse alcohol.

They further told me that, though they are the obvious people that Fitzpatrick should have contacted for comment, they never heard from her.

Now, @Reuters also says they have been unable to confirm the Atlantic’s claims.

And Reuters further notes that the Atlantic has inexplicably changed the title of the story from “Kash Patel's Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His ‌Job” to “The FBI Director Is MIA.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 12:21 AM (FJMtP)

307
Bezos' New Glans has been grounded by the FAA pending an investigation of the 2nd stage failure.

While the Glans booster re-use and barge landing was a success, the 2nd stage failed to get the payload in the proper orbit. That comms satellite is now unusable and will have to be de-orbited to burn up.

The payload was fully insured. I wonder just how much payload insurance costs for experimental rockets?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 21, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

308 299 I'm glad no one has ever invited me to a throple.Sounds icky and I know I'd start laughing at an inappropriate moment, if not projectile vomiting. I ain't no fool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 20, 2026 11:56 PM (WONhk)

1 dude with 2 lipstick lesbians is more fun than a human male should legally be allowed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

Tried a Threesome once.... never again.

I was an accessory...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)

309 My brain! Pow! Straight to the Moon, Alice!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 21, 2026 12:23 AM (S/Y4j)

310 >>> For @MorningWire today I spoke to on-the-record sources like @DissidentClint who have worked very closely with Patel and say they have never seen him abuse alcohol.
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I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 12:25 AM (/lPRQ)

311 the Atlantic has inexplicably changed the title of the story from “Kash Patel's Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His ‌Job” to “The FBI Director Is MIA.”
Posted by: Braenyard

They may need to change the title - Patel's title - to "FBI Director and owner of The Atlantic".

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:26 AM (/mca3)

312 I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.

Leaving it in the bottle qualifies as neglect.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 21, 2026 12:28 AM (+9wcF)

313 Old AT&T Long Lines facilities are pretty cool too.

I did a lot of IT work in telecom back in the day. Spent some time in one of those facilities and it was indeed somewhat of a fortress. Pretty cool experience.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2026 12:28 AM (ceJ0R)

314 I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.

Hell, when I was a drinker that was just priming the pump.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2026 12:31 AM (ceJ0R)

315 >>I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.
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Or... so many (I've forgotten the #) per week. The goalposts shift I guess. *shrug*

Like with cigs-- the doctors can ask a few questions and then dust their hands & blame the patient.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)

316 I saw Cold Morning at Chernobyl open for Bad Day at Black Rock at the Cow Palace '69.

Posted by: 13times at April 21, 2026 12:32 AM (ohuUL)

317 Just reading the summaries on the Kash thing, I can _see_ how the lies are architected so as to be 'well, technically...' statements, like, you found one person to claim he was out drinking, another to report on a rescheduled meetings as if they were absenteeism...

as for "women pastors", I've known some very good ones. But there are a higher percentage that go for 'sounds good' theology. I think, man or woman, regardless of your denomination, we need to remember to not only love the sinner, but to teach the sinner to hate their sin.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 21, 2026 12:32 AM (aJQbY)

318 96
have realistic expectations, don't expect to duplicate a good professional crust. Just want mine less chewy. They do vary from one to the other, some better. Pretty much keep same technique (either pastry blender or food processor), everything's very cold, etc. I'll just keep experimenting, including trying shortening again (half shortening/half butter)
- - - - -
Blend flour and shortening with a fork. Use the least amount of water that you can (flour + water = glue), and roll it out on a pastry cloth.

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at April 21, 2026 12:33 AM (egaH/)

319 Unearthed interview of Gavin Newsom losing his temper goes viral after California governor, then 38, is grilled about giving booze to, Brittanie Mountz, his NINETEEN-year-old girlfriend.
(Is that a stripper name or what?)
Posted by: Braenyard


That's past stripper name, and straight to streetwalker name.

Posted by: didn't pass go, did collect $200 at April 21, 2026 12:34 AM (VHUov)

320 I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Not long ago that was considered reasonable for an adult male...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:35 AM (194J0)

321
I'm actually pulling for Blue Origin now, really. Competition is good, the more the merrier, and we're gonna need 'em all if we're gonna pull off the Moon landing and Moon base.

Bezos is working on a lander dubbed Blue Moon (I think I would've named it Alice), and they plan a text flight with landing around Shackleton Crater, maybe this year, although I think it will be at least 2027.

Elon's Starship HLS has some delays, and competition from Bezos will help to get their asses -- all their asses -- in gear to do this right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 21, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

322 Lisa Bloom, [Gloria AllReds daughter] lawyer for the woman who accused Swalwell of drugging and raping her last week, says after two meetings with law enforcement, the woman still has to locate evidence in a storage unit, including the names of purported witnesses she talked to after the incident? Huh...?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 12:39 AM (FJMtP)

323 Lisa Bloom, [Gloria AllReds daughter] lawyer for the woman who accused Swalwell of drugging and raping her last week, says after two meetings with law enforcement, the woman still has to locate evidence in a storage unit, including the names of purported witnesses she talked to after the incident? Huh...?
Posted by: Braenyard


Acquaintances are kept in storage units.

Close friends go in your freezer.

Posted by: J. Dahmer at April 21, 2026 12:45 AM (VHUov)

324 Old AT&T Long Lines facilities are pretty cool too.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

I warehoused and delivered equipment for AT&T in the mid-late 70s. Worked for a moving, storage, rigging, company. There was one fallout Long Lines facility 40 feet underground in the middle of Harriman State Park in Rockland County, NY. Everything was delivered by a hoist down a shaft. Very little visible above ground, just a little stone building that fit into the Park building motif. Gravel road, don't think many people even notice it.

Posted by: Piper's Pit at April 21, 2026 12:46 AM (oftw2)

325 Lisa Bloom, [Gloria AllReds daughter] lawyer for the woman who accused Swalwell of drugging and raping her last week, says after two meetings with law enforcement, the woman still has to locate evidence in a storage unit, including the names of purported witnesses she talked to after the incident? Huh...?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Maybe she can't remember which box contains her Blue Dress?

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

326 I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.


How about one day a week but it's vast quantities of booze that comes with a hangover that last for days? Not saying I did this for decades but.....I don't anymore.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 21, 2026 12:48 AM (sAmhv)

327 320 I have heard it said that two drinks a day is alcohol abuse.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Not long ago that was considered reasonable for an adult male...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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A few year's before Elizabeth's passing, her butler did an interview with DM and published her drinking menu. It started with a little something at lunch. DM also published the NIH standards by which she was evaluated a lush.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 12:48 AM (FJMtP)

328 Watched some YT videos on people get trapped exploring caves. Happens more often than we hear about. Oh, to die, stuck in a head-down position! Color me a coward

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 21, 2026 12:54 AM (AuqUK)

329 Watched some YT videos on people get trapped exploring caves. Happens more often than we hear about. Oh, to die, stuck in a head-down position! Color me a coward

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 21, 2026 12:54 AM (AuqUK)
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As per the viral Aussie music video title: Dumb Ways to Die.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 12:55 AM (5UTWB)

330 Oh, to die, stuck in a head-down position!
Posted by: JM in Illinois


So many socks, so little time.....

Posted by: P. Bootyjudge, B. Obama, etc. at April 21, 2026 12:56 AM (VHUov)

331 Another secure! underground large facility I worked in was the "vault" at the Federal Reserve near Wall Street. Way underground with the hardest concrete imaginable. Armed men pushing little metal carts loaded with gold. This was in the mid-80s, but even then, the place was covered with cameras and surveillance. Was putting up temporary partitions for a job to start there. Wasn't any BS or tomfoolery going on down there.

Posted by: Strictly Bidness at April 21, 2026 12:56 AM (oftw2)

332 Great top picture. I'm getting a serious itch to tour the country on a motorcycle.
Posted by: Berserker
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Pick your season, and route(s), carefully.

Posted by: Manuel at April 21, 2026 12:59 AM (XeU6L)

333 4/20 is almost over here.

It's been years since I inhaled. (Never did edibles.) Just gave up because it wasn't doing anything for me anymore. That allegedly dangerous "20x better than grampaw's pot" was ditch weed compared to the Acapulco Gold, Jamaican Red, Thai Stick, New Mexico Blue, Tulsa Tops, and Killer Brazilian 'way back in the day. Anyway, really wanted that black Afghani finger hash, and it's probably a good thing that I only found that once.

Fortunately, I can still get good black coffee.
https://youtu.be/2tNoSmlnxwQ?t=39

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - have a great 4/21 at April 21, 2026 12:59 AM (iMJMF)

334 17 Nothing like the smell of burning feces to make your countryside drive more pleasant.

Ahh the dairy air. Many a drive through northwestern Texas / eastern New Mexico has been so enlivened.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (gKWVE)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE DERRIERE AND SMELLS LIKE BUTT

Posted by: BEN R. at April 21, 2026 01:00 AM (Sy6m/)

335
Not long ago that was considered reasonable for an adult male...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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At lunch.

Posted by: Manuel at April 21, 2026 01:01 AM (XeU6L)

336 Heh, I remember the "chug-a-lug" contests at our annual company picnics! And beer trucks on-site for the event. A whole day in the sun, with sack races and 3-legged races, balloons and games for the children, swimming in the river, live music, food and fun.

Fighting was a no-no, (subject to employee disciplinary action) but simply "being drunk" while there, wasn't... Just don't try to drive. Most people were cool; very few problems for years & years.

And then came MADD. No more beer trucks, no alcohol of any kind allowed at the event. People said F it and stopped attending. The picnics ceased.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

337 It's 20x more potent than the truckloads of super compressed mexican seed and stem shit that was flooding America back then.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 01:04 AM (WYOCN)

338 Here's to sister JQ, sister JQ
Drink up sister JQ drink it all right now.
Yea, and hugs.
Have another.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:04 AM (FJMtP)

339 Hubby nec and I are returning from our last European excursion. Currently in a hotel outside of JFK. Both not feeling at all well. Two flights to go and we’re home to peace & quiet, our own bed and the puppy. I’m praying that both flights are on time. As I told him last week, never again when we can travel by car around the western states or just stay home in the mountains of MT. Whining done.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 01:04 AM (KTltd)

340 Those fucking mad mothers ruined everything. I bet they are all government funded now.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2026 01:06 AM (WYOCN)

341 How do you say in Persian "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?"

https://tinyurl.com/yvxcy2xv

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 01:06 AM (5UTWB)

342 Some You Might Be a Redneck jokes. The follow up on the floor buffer is probably the best.

https://youtube.com/shorts/B3DzV6gDlg0

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 21, 2026 01:06 AM (S/Y4j)

343
I remember a joke about "DAMM", Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 21, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

344 Biden’s Dog. WTH did I just watch?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 01:09 AM (KTltd)

345 I thought you were talking college.
Campus was not too far from a national forest of which we learned paths into the deepness. (no federales) Bonfires, kegs and red hot machetes with greens in between the blades.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:09 AM (FJMtP)

346 LOL Braenyard! I never drank competitively, though.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

347 Biden’s Dog. WTH did I just watch?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2026 01:09 AM (KTltd)
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Teheran's top TV show, "Iran I Stretch."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 01:10 AM (5UTWB)

348 343
I remember a joke about "DAMM", Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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A murder of Karens. They are doing guns also.
I may have started as an honest impulse but it is now a money maker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:11 AM (FJMtP)

349 I remember a joke about "DAMM", Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
Posted by: publius
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Joke?

We had a local Chapter!

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)

350 I remember a joke about "DAMM", Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Been to some house parties hosted by DAMM,
"Another DAMM Party"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 01:12 AM (/lPRQ)

351 How do you say in Persian "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?"

https://tinyurl.com/yvxcy2xv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 01:06 AM (5UTWB)

Looks like a practice session for pole dancers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 01:12 AM (utfVc)

352 233 Amy Klobuchar is calling for a congressional hearing on a cabinet official's alleged drinking by anonymous, uninformed source.
Her own state just lost $9 billion to fraud on her watch.
She has not called for a hearing on that.
Posted by: Braenyard

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This is just a preview of what the democrats will do.If they win in 2028. Trump better get his autopen ready to issue thousands of pardons before he leaves office.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 21, 2026 01:13 AM (YPfsU)

353 Well, quarter past eleven here, and I am getting sleepy. Good Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2026 01:15 AM (utfVc)

354 Never ridden a floor buffer, but *have* used a pallet jack like a scooter.

Yes, have emptied truck bed by the "reverse and sudden stop" method!

LMAO! Love Jeff Foxworthy...

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

355 341 How do you say in Persian "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?"

https://tinyurl.com/yvxcy2xv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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That's straight out of an Indian book of asanas.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:19 AM (FJMtP)

356 https://tinyurl.com/yvxcy2xv
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Reminds me of jr. high PE class. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

357 @ImtiazMadmood
20h
Ayatollah Khomeini wrote this in his official Shia religious book Tahrir al-Wasilah: A man cannot have full sex with a girl under 9, even if married. But other sexual pleasures, like touching with lust, hugging, and rubbing between her thighs, are allowed, even with a suckling infant. It's literally in their book

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:26 AM (FJMtP)

358 @ImtiazMadmood
20h
Ayatollah Khomeini wrote this in his official Shia religious book Tahrir al-Wasilah: A man cannot have full sex with a girl under 9, even if married. But other sexual pleasures, like touching with lust, hugging, and rubbing between her thighs, are allowed, even with a suckling infant. It's literally in their book

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:26 AM (FJMtP)

Fucking 7th century primitives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)

359 @ImtiazMadmood
10h
A scary datapoint on Ottoman genocide.

If it weren't for the Assyrian Genocide, there would be 10-25 million Assyrians today.

Today they are a scattered 2-4m.

HALF their population was killed!

It would have been a Christian Middle East.

Not even counting Armenians & Greeks

1915 - 1923

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:29 AM (FJMtP)

360 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:26 AM
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Ewww. Fking sickos.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)

361 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:26 AM

IOW - it's totes halal to "marry" a "suckling infant".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 01:36 AM (/lPRQ)

362 IOW - it's totes halal to "marry" a "suckling infant".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Like I'd let some other man have first dibs on my niece!!

Posted by: Mohammed M. Muhammad at April 21, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)

363 Amy Klobuchar is calling for a congressional hearing on a cabinet official's alleged drinking by anonymous, uninformed source.
Her own state just lost $9 billion to fraud on her watch.
She has not called for a hearing on that.
Posted by: Braenyard

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This is just a preview of what the democrats will do.If they win in 2028. Trump better get his autopen ready to issue thousands of pardons before he leaves office.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 21, 2026 01:13 AM (YPfsU)

Trump better build a pissed off civilian army.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 01:39 AM (snZF9)

364 >>>https://tinyurl.com/yvxcy2xv
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Reminds me of jr. high PE class. LOL!

Posted by: JQ

>It's important to stretch your core and stay flexible as you get older.

These days, I just secretly dance around to ONJ's Xanadu.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 01:40 AM (Fbc0I)

365 I have never gone over 100 mph.
Up the on ramp.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 21, 2026 01:40 AM (chERV)

366 @ImtiazMadmood
20h
Ayatollah Khomeini wrote this in his official Shia religious book Tahrir al-Wasilah: A man cannot have full sex with a girl under 9, even if married. But other sexual pleasures, like touching with lust, hugging, and rubbing between her thighs, are allowed, even with a suckling infant. It's literally in their book

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:26 AM (FJMtP)
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I wonder if Amazon would ban it. They just banned this:

https://tinyurl.com/2s8nm78r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 01:42 AM (5UTWB)

367 IOW - it's totes halal to "marry" a "suckling infant".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2026 01:36 AM (/lPRQ)
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They're a buncha tossers.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-893638

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 01:44 AM (5UTWB)

368 >It's important to stretch your core and stay flexible as you get older.
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I've been doing much yard work lately. Lots of bending, kneeling, reaching, stretching, lifting. Not aerobic, and I'm damned achy afterward. Season is just starting now, but after a month or so it's all easier and less painful.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

369
You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this.
We're asking one last time.
Verify your voter profile ASAP.


The surveys are always soooo sophisticated!

Are the Democrats all doody heads?

_ Yes
_ No
_ No, you're the doody head for asking such a stupid question

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 21, 2026 01:46 AM (xG4kz)

370 There are Indian Asanas on line or Tai chi. Just download them and devote 20min. You'll be amazed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 01:53 AM (FJMtP)

371 >>>I have never gone over 100 mph.
Up the on ramp.

Posted by: GT 5.0

>In my foolish youth, I've been on the freeway a couple of times doing 140mph. Problem with that is you better check and see if your tires are rated for that. You don't want a blowout.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 01:57 AM (Fbc0I)

372 This is akin to or part of a job unfinished. God to Moses and Moses told the people there were things they needed to completely clean up before they would have complete primacy.

Well they did a half assed job and commingled [verboten] with the remnant. It's time for us to finish the job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:02 AM (FJMtP)

373 The Druze, with the support of Israel, now fully control the southern Syrian region of Sweida.

Sweida has almost half a million people. Over 85% are Druze and nearly 10% are Christian. It’s BY FAR the safest area for Christians in Syria.

Sweida could soon become the first overwhelmingly non-Muslim state in the Middle East since Israel"

- Boris Kfir Chainkinski

map
https://tinyurl.com/4hn9svr2

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:06 AM (FJMtP)

374 I've done 105 MPH in a 4x4 on a super empty, straight and long road here in Israel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:06 AM (5UTWB)

375 Well they did a half assed job and commingled [verboten] with the remnant. It's time for us to finish the job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:02 AM (FJMtP)
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Lots of good people still don't get it:

https://tinyurl.com/vcw7nsev

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:11 AM (5UTWB)

376 Yes, they've got to go.
And something interesting about the shooter in Mexico. It wasn't a Cartelisto it was a Columbine wanna be.

A gunman who opened fire at the Teotihuacan pyramids in Mexico had an AI-generated image of himself with the perpetrators of the Columbine High School massacre. The attack occurred on the anniversary of the shooting

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:15 AM (FJMtP)

377 I've been doing much yard work lately. Lots of bending, kneeling, reaching, stretching, lifting. Not aerobic, and I'm damned achy afterward. Season is just starting now, but after a month or so it's all easier and less painful.
Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

Yep. Soon. Think we've had our last freeze. Such a wonky winter & zip into two weeks of summer & now spring. I need to rip out some plants spread by seed, not a lot of weeds but they annoy me (I forget the name).

Red finches are nesting in a hanging basket on the front porch. I haven't asked them if they are confused as well this year.

I sped on I-55 at the age of 15 as a candy striper. Clocked slowing down at 93mph. Top speed 110mph. Mother had a new & fast V8 station wagon. I only got in trouble because my wicked friend told me I should tell my parents. Mother cried. Daddy yelled (which never scared me). Then apologized the next day for being a bad influence speeding himself the week prior. Bless him. I was never influenced by anyone, I just liked to fly low on the hwy. Glad I lived.

Busy day. Got wrapped up watching The Madison, which showed lovely Big Sky but depressing. I love the Intermountain West.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 21, 2026 02:17 AM (WONhk)

378 21-year-old Chinese national, Tianrui Liang, has been arrested and is facing charges after photographing a U.S. “doomsday plane” and other military aircraft without authorization at Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska. He was taken into custody at JFK Airport following the incident

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:20 AM (FJMtP)

379 Tai Chi looks interesting. Did a quick search and find only *one* local outfit that offers classes, for a fee. Hmm.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch (lol) I have plenty to keep me busy, for free.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)

380 Some time ago I found a class online. Not live but downloads. From step one to advanced.
Hope you find something you like, it works.

Time for me to hit the trail. Buenas noches, dulces sueños..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 21, 2026 02:30 AM (FJMtP)

381 One of the 2 dogwood trees looks dead. The other is blooming beautifully. Dead one looked sickly the last couple of years, so I'll be cutting it down.

Sad, because it's one that Mom had grown from seedling. But the other one was a seedling of hers too, plus there's another of hers next to her grave that is simply gorgeous!

They are all white-flowered, with *huge* blooms that are slightly streaked with pale pink. Lovely.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

382 Hour to go

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 02:32 AM (Ia/+0)

383 'Night, Braenyard! I'll find some Tai Chi vids online...

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

384 America was doomed the day that everyone decided that it wasn't acceptable for a politician who willfully slandered another politician to get beaten by said politician on the sidewalk with a walking stick.

What's more barbaric? Catching a beating for talking nonsense, or letting your so-called "leaders" get away with talking nonsense?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 02:34 AM (Ot/FD)

385 Launch reminder:

https://youtu.be/ZQA2q5dqly0

Posted by: Joyenz at April 21, 2026 02:35 AM (2F0/Y)

386 311 the Atlantic has inexplicably changed the title of the story from “Kash Patel's Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His ‌Job” to “The FBI Director Is MIA.”
Posted by: Braenyard

They may need to change the title - Patel's title - to "FBI Director and owner of The Atlantic".
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 21, 2026 12:26 AM (/mca3)

; )

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:35 AM (YbTYS)

387 >>>Meanwhile, back at the ranch (lol) I have plenty to keep me busy, for free.

Posted by: JQ

>Make the most of it. It's the best way, and you get shit done.

Unless you want to be a gym rat and show off for social media.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 02:35 AM (Fbc0I)

388 Bitch eats a $50 waldorf with a five inch Unbreakable Plastic hairdressing implement in plain view of God and everybody like that's a thing terrestrial human mammals do, and Patel is the one we're supposed to worry about?

Fuck all these garbage mutant aliens.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 02:39 AM (Ot/FD)

389 Rev. Wishbone-- no way I'll ever be a gym rat, LOL.

And you're right: I'll enjoy the benefit of improving my yard, by getting shit done!

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

390 BBC

FBI Director Kash Patel files $250m lawsuit against The Atlantic

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:42 AM (YbTYS)

391 Been thinking, could use a little extra income. Anyone know how much trolls earn per comment on here? Don't know if I have the skills, though. Are there maybe tutorials on YoohToob?

Posted by: Late Night Lurker at April 21, 2026 02:45 AM (zvnUC)

392 385 Launch reminder:

https://youtu.be/ZQA2q5dqly0
Posted by: Joyenz at April 21, 2026 02:35 AM (2F0/Y)

Thanks, Joyenz!

Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:47 AM (YbTYS)

393 What in the hell happened to the "Intelligence Community"?

At least once upon a time they put a bit of effort into making up their preposterous bullshit. "Something about pissing on a bed Obama once slept it... maybe work in a hooker or two. A Russian hooker! Dammit, Jenkins, do I have to do everything around here? You're supposed to be the Ideas Guy. Have it on my desk by morning." At least they cared.

Now it's all "Fuck it, just say he's a drunk or something, whatever".

It's not the falseness of the allegation that rankles. It's the brazen lack of craftmanship.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 02:47 AM (Ot/FD)

394 Been thinking, could use a little extra income. Anyone know how much trolls earn per comment on here? Don't know if I have the skills, though. Are there maybe tutorials on YoohToob?
Posted by: Late Night Lurker
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Wouldn't it be *more fun* to troll libtard sites instead? If only our side would pay for that... I could use a few extra $ also!

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

395 390 BBC

FBI Director Kash Patel files $250m lawsuit against The Atlantic
Posted by: m at April 21, 2026 02:42 AM (YbTYS)

So I should just fill in that "Chilling Effect" square on my Bingo card right now, then?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 02:48 AM (Ot/FD)

396 Fucking 7th century primitives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)

Nobody else was doing that shit in the 7th century. Only those muzzie perverts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 02:54 AM (DwqWV)

397 Nobody else was doing that shit in the 7th century. Only those muzzie perverts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2026 02:54 AM (DwqWV)
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I would guess that there were primitives at the time who did the same. That's where Islam came from.

The difference is that Islam codified it forever as legitimate.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 02:58 AM (5UTWB)

398 Every other religion ever: "Don't do that you gross bastard, what's wrong with you?"

Islam: "You should totally do that. Just don't get paperwork involved, that would be nasty."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 03:01 AM (Ot/FD)

399 pisslam treats women like garbage-- possessions-- disposable objects-- use, abuse, humiliate, rape, mutilate, destroy them; and western idiots ramble on about "the patriarchy" without a single reference to muzzloid savages.

W.
T.
F.
?

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

400 Wouldn't it be *more fun* to troll libtard sites ---jq

I don't think there's anyone like Soros paying for trolling those sites. Anyway, I'd have to read their stuff to troll them. Noo, thanks.

So much for that option. How about being a cob on here? Banhammering trolls seems like it could be satisfying. If not lucrative. I understand there's a good dental plan at least. Hah

I'll sleep on it

Posted by: Late Night Lurker at April 21, 2026 03:03 AM (zvnUC)

401 399 pisslam treats women like garbage-- possessions-- disposable objects-- use, abuse, humiliate, rape, mutilate, destroy them; and western idiots ramble on about "the patriarchy" without a single reference to muzzloid savages.

W.
T.
F.
?
Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

They think Obama was smart. They think Biden was lucid and intelligible. They think Harris... hell I don't even know what the hell they think about Harris but they sure seemed keen on putting an actual literal prostitute at the front of their little pervert parade.

Stupidity or Malice. Usually a bit of both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 03:08 AM (Ot/FD)

402 They bitch about "colonialism" when the only game going before Colonialism was Occasionally Beat You Up And Then Take Your Stuff But Only When The Weather Is Nice.. ism.

I mean it didn't even have a name it was so ingrained in the fabric of human endeavor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 03:11 AM (Ot/FD)

403 They bitch about "colonialism" when the only game going before Colonialism was Occasionally Beat You Up And Then Take Your Stuff But Only When The Weather Is Nice.. ism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2026 03:11 AM (Ot/FD)
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On my to-buy list:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CK63NTZL

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 03:15 AM (5UTWB)

404 Obastard couldn't speechify without a teleprompter. TOTUS, indeed! Nicest thing I can say about him? He could read.

FJB was always an idiot & bully, so dementia was easier to hide. Not that it wasn't evident, especially during those last couple of years as pResident, as his body failed also.

Veep-throat had a vajayjay. Her *only* "qualification" for office.
- - - - -

"Stupidity or Malice. Usually a bit of both."

You nailed it, Warai-otoko.

Posted by: JQ at April 21, 2026 03:17 AM (rdVOm)

405 Traitor in the Senate:

https://tinyurl.com/59tjypn8

Not the only one.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 03:29 AM (5UTWB)

406 Trump sure knows to to pick 'em:

https://tinyurl.com/2sm43cbn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 03:40 AM (5UTWB)

407 That was nice that a mounted cop got the purse snatcher. Why was she on the street in the first place with that rap sheet including her role in a murder during a robbery?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 03:42 AM (T6aVk)

408 It might be below freezing

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 03:43 AM (Ia/+0)

409 Why was she on the street in the first place with that rap sheet including her role in a murder during a robbery?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 03:42 AM (T6aVk)
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As they say in Spanish, "Soros D.A.s."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 03:44 AM (5UTWB)

410 This year is weirdest weather, don't remember any other we had 90s then freezing a week latter

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:17 AM (Ia/+0)

411 >>>This year is weirdest weather, don't remember any other we had 90s then freezing a week latter

Posted by: Skip

>Contrails, bro. It's climate change. Terraforming for the alien invasion. Don't you read the news?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:20 AM (Fbc0I)

412 I try not to

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)

413 As they say in Spanish, "Soros D.A.s."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 21, 2026 03:44 AM (5UTWB)

Yeah but not in 2000.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 21, 2026 04:23 AM (E6xSb)

414 That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West.

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That image always reminds The Wifey of the film "My Own Private Idaho."

About 15 years ago we both had some time off of work and she mentioned a desire to find such a locale. We drove from SoCal up to the Sawtooth Mountains in Idaho, but didn't find it.

Then we drove over to Montana (my family is and were all from Butte) and still didn't find it.

Then somewhere between Butte and Yellowstone National Park, we suddenly came upon a long straight two-lane road -- with no other vehicles in sight -- that looked exactly like the image up top.

We stopped the car in the middle of the road, got out, and took a photo very similar to this one, thus fulfilling her wish -- albeit in Montana rather than Idaho.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2026 04:26 AM (xU6sC)

415 Pixy's up!

Posted by: SciVo at April 21, 2026 04:31 AM (Sy6m/)

416 >>>We stopped the car in the middle of the road, got out, and took a photo very similar to this one, thus fulfilling her wish -- albeit in Montana rather than Idaho.

Posted by: ShainS

>That shot is most likely Nevada or Colorado. Highway 50.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 21, 2026 04:34 AM (Fbc0I)

Sick Bay Cafe

SanGimignano.jpg
San Gimignano

A little smile.

Cats are hard to train.

Helpful dog.

Not-so-helpful dog.

Roadhouse remake: Farmhouse.

Knight Rider theme for eight cellos.

Airwolf theme for eight cellos.

Raising four orphaned baby owls that took shelter in your air vents.

Paintball Sentry Gun:

I don't understand how he did this:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Thank you, Ace. Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: EveR at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (vHMmj)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

3
Bath for The Big Dummy today prior to leaving for shows in Tulsa. He's a good boy. A very dumb boy, but a good boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:35 PM (tgvbd)

4 That is a lovely vista.

*runs off to the internets to see what the climate is like there

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 07:36 PM (zYpTz)

5 Hadrian, how is the show season going so far?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:37 PM (DIbRX)

6 Three time Trump voter. Get help, the rest of you.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2026 07:37 PM (YlWIZ)

7 Ooooh, that scene is pretty! I feel bad I didn't see more of Europe when it was still stereotypically Europe. I bet it was something.

I'm not showing that Xbox controlled paintball turret to my kids, I think they'd actually try to build one!

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2026 07:37 PM (gWBY1)

8 thx Ace, hope you get a good night's sleep!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)

9 My dog rediscovered a toy he'd lost, and you'd think he'd been reunited with an old friend! Unfortunately it still has its squeaker in it. It's going to be a noisy evening.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2026 07:39 PM (gWBY1)

10 San Gimignano is pronounced "San Jimmy Nyano"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Stochastic Language Coach at April 20, 2026 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

11

Ace,

Thank you for the beautiful photo.

I would love to roam around in that gorgeous spot.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)

12
Hadrian, how is the show season going so far?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:37 PM (DIbRX)

________

He had a three-week tour in March that wasn't as successful as we hoped. He and Her Majesty will be away for almost the whole month of May: Lawrence, KS, Omaha for the National, Kalamazoo, then Oklahoma City.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (tgvbd)

13 Hopefully, the Café smells as nice at the end of the week as it does now!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

14 The towers of San Gimignano are a UNESCO world heritage site. There are 14 left out of the 72 that were built.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:43 PM (DIbRX)

15
Last night, Reid Wiseman, commander of Artemis II, posted this video showing the Erf setting behind the Moon as they whipped around the far side. He shot that with an iPhone, and I'm sure Apple will get the PR opportunity of a lifetime from this:

https://is.gd/vUs3T0

He posted the uncut clip, and at the beginning you'll see the iPhone camera adjusting to get everything in focus. You'll note a bunch of little globules appearing there.

That is dust and stuff floating inside the capsule. The other stuff includes well, little flecks of dead skin, little cough droplets -- say it don't spray it -- and the other stuff people and equipment shed all the time. In zero-g, that stuff just floats around until it finally gets removed by the filters in the air circulation system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 20, 2026 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

16 The top photo looks like a number of Van Gogh paintings. His was of the French countryside though.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:45 PM (0cOSz)

17 First day noticed its my bed timexand its still light outside

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

18 If I got to relive my life (with my memories intact (such as they are)) I would learn to play the cello about 50 years ago.

wow. dayum.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 07:47 PM (VyBeY)

19 Tuscany has recovered from WWII. It is so scenic in the farm areas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2026 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

20 Seeing and Yo-Yo MA and Itzak Perlman playing together would be a lifetime memory.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:52 PM (DIbRX)

21 The towers of San Gimignano are a UNESCO world heritage site. There are 14 left out of the 72 that were built.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:43 PM (DIbRX)

What accounted for all the rest? Earthquakes, wars, or brick thieves?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 07:53 PM (utfVc)

22 The not helpful dog video was cute.

Ralphy was really excited and for some reason tried to jump both steps in the garage. It did not go well. He's not hurt. For 100+ dog years, he somehow keeps going. I'll be here for Dude.

Snowflake too. She loves him. It's really cute.

Time for a Japanese horror movie. Good night all. Feel better ace.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

23 He had a three-week tour in March that wasn't as successful as we hoped. He and Her Majesty will be away for almost the whole month of May: Lawrence, KS, Omaha for the National, Kalamazoo, then Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (tgvbd)


So...
You're saying I can get rid of Mrs D for nearly a whole month if I get a dog???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

24 AOP, age mostly.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:54 PM (DIbRX)

25

Diogenes,

She and the dog can go to Okra Texas and scope out the real estate.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)

26 If I got to relive my life (with my memories intact (such as they are)) I would learn to play the cello about 50 years ago.

wow. dayum.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 07:47 PM (VyBeY)

Reminded me of a great Rick and Morty episode. The Night Family.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:57 PM (0cOSz)

27
You're saying I can get rid of Mrs D for nearly a whole month if I get a dog???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

_____________

Robert Benchley had an amusing story about a man who had the house to himself when his wife and kids preceded him on vacation. In short, it's not as you think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:57 PM (tgvbd)

28 Diogenes,

She and the dog can go to Okra Texas and scope out the real estate.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 07:55 PM (3ek7K)


Ya know, that's not a bad idea! I can set her up with a nice complete "She Shed" there and never have to visit!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:58 PM (2WIwB)

29
lol

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K)

30 I hope you're doing better, Ace.

I drove out to the local burger and ice cream place, Bogey's. It's a little one-room place that looks like it ought to be a bar; you have to stand in line to place your order. But the bacon cheeseburger was just the right size, they left out the onions as I requested, and even the small ice cream cup was pretty good-sized, all for less then $10. I had trouble believing their online prices -- $3.49 for a basic burger??? -- but that's for real. They don't have a real wait staff, which helps keep prices down.

Too windy outside to enjoy a pipe, so I think I'll just flake out here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 07:59 PM (+2QQb)

31 The towers are being protected by " The Scorpioni" in the final scenes in " Tea with Mussolini"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:59 PM (DIbRX)

32 Would gladly door dash a 2 inch filet and a bottle of Cab to ace.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:00 PM (DIbRX)

33 First day noticed its my bed timexand its still light outside
Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026


***
On my last two jobs, I went in early to get a parking place -- and rose early to work out before that -- so I'd go to bed between 8:15 and 8:30. In July and August, that meant it was daylight still.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:01 PM (+2QQb)

34 I would put that paint ball turret on the car roof

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

35 I have to use for daylight savings time.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

36 AOP, age mostly.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:54 PM (DIbRX)

You know whose tower has not yet succumbed to age?

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 08:04 PM (utfVc)

37 He had a three-week tour in March that wasn't as successful as we hoped. He and Her Majesty will be away for almost the whole month of May: Lawrence, KS, Omaha for the National, Kalamazoo, then Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (tgvbd)


So...
You're saying I can get rid of Mrs D for nearly a whole month if I get a dog???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

I'll get a few and have a nice vacation.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2026 08:05 PM (wOO3z)

38
The Hubble telescope is coming up on its 36th anniversary on April 24th, and they released this image today:

https://is.gd/tsvoqe

Note that smaller little nebula to the left, next to the bright star? What does that look like?

That is a region were baby stars are made.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 20, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

39 Once met Yehudi Menuhin backstage at the Kennedy Center. His hands were soft as a baby's - which shocked me. Figured they'd be very strong and tough.

Gf's friend's parents had sponsored Seiji Ozawa's immigration years before. So we often got to go backstage after and meet the musicians. And Ozawa, once. Think it's a fairly common name, never thought to see if he was related to the famous WWII carrier admiral (probably their best).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 08:07 PM (U/Byj)

40 Ace, I hope you didn't get what Lil Pooky got, because it is making him craaaaanky! I'm pushing fluids and rest on him, but that tiny whimper makes my heart ache.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to Clorox her USB ports at April 20, 2026 08:08 PM (Wt5PA)

41 rhomboid, I would look forward to your "Travels with rhomboid" short story collection.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (DIbRX)

42 Star Track is on. It's the one with that Greek homo.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

43 Star Track is on. It's the one with that Greek homo.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)


Oh My!!!

Posted by: Sulu at April 20, 2026 08:12 PM (2WIwB)

44 My wish list has an evening with rhomboid, Diogenes, JackStraw and whig at the TXMOME and to be able to just listen.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:14 PM (DIbRX)

45 The Hubble telescope is coming up on its 36th anniversary on April 24th, and they released this image today:

https://is.gd/tsvoqe


Those photos are awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:15 PM (2WIwB)

46 Made it home! Now to eat something, walk the doge and hopefully remember to take the trash out to the curb. How is everyone?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:16 PM (pZEOD)

47 Pookysgirl, how are you doing? Any baby news yet?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:16 PM (nz1sK)

48 Dogs, after being petted and fed: "This is great, this is the best life. I must go to each human and thank them, personally."

Cats, after being petted and fed: "This is lousy and I hate it. The next person who touches me gets bitten and swatted. I think I'll find the most expensive item in the house and destroy it; it's a pleasure only a few will know."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 08:16 PM (CHHv1)

49 My wish list has an evening with rhomboid, Diogenes, JackStraw and whig at the TXMOME and to be able to just listen.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:14 PM (DIbRX)


Hmmm...
I don't know about the others, but I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:17 PM (2WIwB)

50 This is not blowoff cafe stuff, but it is really positive:

PITTSBURGH, April 16, 2026 – U. S. Steel today announced plans to restart the Gary Tin Mill at the company’s Gary Works facility, positioning the company to increase domestic tin mill production and provide customers with American made supply.

The planned restart requires sustained customer interest in securing long term domestic tin mill supply
and U. S. Steel’s belief that demand can be met by increased U.S. production when market conditions allow for fair competition. The restart is intended to provide customers greater access to reliable, American made tin mill products—mined, melted, and made in America—as part of a more balanced domestic supply mix.

It looks like 225 jobs directly created per US Steel's webpage

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 08:17 PM (rbvCR)

51 Diogenes, the experiences you guys have among you I find fascinating.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:19 PM (DIbRX)

52 Went to buy some things to make a cake for a congratulatory purpose. You know, because I’m a man’s, man like that.

I’m reading the Pillsbury icing can- sugar, corn syrup, palm oil, vegetable oil, other garbage. Contains bioengineered food ingredients.

What the actual f.

Somebody needs to punch the Pillsbury dough Boy where his dick used to be.

Who eats this crap? No wonder people get cancer.

Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (oSFYW)

53 42 Star Track is on. It's the one with that Greek homo.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

A weird thing: the two people I know who say Star Track, also say pellow (for pillow). Life is mysterious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (zYpTz)

54 MarcusT, depends on the cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:25 PM (DIbRX)

55 Ben Had.

I was figuring traditional chocolate cake and a chocolate icing.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:27 PM (oSFYW)

56 Exactly one F5 tornado has hit Pennsylvania. It came courtesy of Newton Falls, Ohio. May 31, 1985. About 30-40 tornado's hit NE Ohio, NW PA, Western NY, and Ontario. Lucky me got to see one of them in Mercer County. Thankfully, it was heading up into the sky because I was WAY TOO CLOSE to it. Close enough to see up through it. Crazy day. Weird thing was, though very close to it, no wind. It was calm. The tornado was probably at the end of its run when I saw it.

Posted by: Male Feminist at April 20, 2026 08:28 PM (sAmhv)

57 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 08:29 PM (sAmhv)

58
Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026

Are you piping it or just frosting it? A vanilla butter cream is pretty easy - it’s butter, powdered sugar, cream, vanilla extract and a little salt. Is that what you were thinking?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:29 PM (OoFl2)

59 I mean, I didn’t want to poison the guy, or turn him into a mutant. It was suppose to be a job well done and all that jazz. The crap they put in food is unreal.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (oSFYW)

60 Marcus

Basic buttercream frosting:
1 16 oz package powdered sugar
6 tbsp softened butter
3-4 tbsp milk
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1/8 tsp salt


Put about half of the sugar, all the milk and butter and vanilla and salt in a bowl. Blend with mixer starting on low. Slowly add the remaining sugar. Mix until smooth and the consistency you want. Add more milk a teaspoon or 2 at a time to get it the right consistency.

Super simple.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (nz1sK)

61 MarcusT, look up chocolate butter cream frosting.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (DIbRX)

62
52 Went to buy some things to make a cake for a congratulatory purpose. You know, because I’m a man’s, man like that.

I’m reading the Pillsbury icing can- sugar, corn syrup, palm oil, vegetable oil, other garbage. Contains bioengineered food ingredients.

What the actual f.

Somebody needs to punch the Pillsbury dough Boy where his dick used to be.

Who eats this crap? No wonder people get cancer.

Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?

---------

We agree! Pillsbury icing is healthy and delicious! Thank you!

Posted by: Pillsbury Corp at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (ZCxQ+)

63 Cats, after being petted and fed: "This is lousy and I hate it. The next person who touches me gets bitten and swatted. I think I'll find the most expensive item in the house and destroy it; it's a pleasure only a few will know."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026


***
I don't think cats hate it, not all of them. They simply *expect* the food and water, and look forward to the entertainment we humans provide -- either using toys to play with them, or the screaming and jumping up and down that we do when the cats destroy something. (True, the late Chekov did not seem happy when I went ballistic after he destroyed a lamp. But Marie-Antoinette took a positive joy in knocking things, including expensive watches, off tables.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (+2QQb)

64
Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (oSFYW)

___________

There are all kinds of icing recipes. Milk, confectioner's sugar, butter, vanilla.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:30 PM (tgvbd)

65 >> Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:29 PM (OoFl2)

Just frosting it ma’am. Nothing fancy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (oSFYW)

66 Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (oSFYW)

One stick of regular salted butter. A 1-lb bag or box of powdered sugar. A splash of vanilla extract. A couple of tablespoons of milk. Whip it all together with a mixer.

That's how my mama always made it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (zYpTz)

67 Who eats this crap? No wonder people get cancer.

Posted by: Marcus T


"Shelf-stable" is a harsh mistress

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (a+4eV)

68 Ok. So super simple that a moron like me can do it. I even have a mixer.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (oSFYW)

69 Star Track is on. It's the one with that Greek homo.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

A weird thing: the two people I know who say Star Track, also say pellow (for pillow). Life is mysterious.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026


***
A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (+2QQb)

70 If you have any almond extract you can use that in place of the vanilla or with it, about 1/2 tsp - 1 tsp. Adds a richness to the frosting. I used to make and decorate cakes as a business out of my home many, many years ago. Made some good money.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:32 PM (nz1sK)

71
A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (+2QQb)

__________

"Crick" instead of "creek".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:32 PM (tgvbd)

72 Yes, even you can do it Marcus. Ain't rocket surgery. lol

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:33 PM (nz1sK)

73 Last chocolate cake I made was done with a chocolate almond whipped cream. Super simple.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:33 PM (DIbRX)

74 68 Ok. So super simple that a moron like me can do it. I even have a mixer.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (oSFYW)

Just make sure the butter is softened--room temp, not refrigerated. Otherwise, you'll have to whip it for freakin'ever to get the butter chunks blended in.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 08:35 PM (zYpTz)

75 Iran says No Deal !!!!!!!!

I say From Whiteman AFB with LOVE !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Donny T. at April 20, 2026 08:35 PM (q0FlQ)

76 Tecumseh Tea, the almond extract is a nice touch.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:35 PM (DIbRX)

77
Now I want cake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:35 PM (tgvbd)

78 Ok thanks. I’ve got a good start here. Thank you.

>> Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (zYpTz)

Gonna add some unsweetened cocoa powder to this as is looks like the consistent advise in this thread for the base. Like Ben Had also suggested I looked it up and the cocoa powder seems to be the popular chocolate ingredient. Now I have to go find that and return the Hershey bars. Ok maybe I’ll just keep those.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:36 PM (oSFYW)

79
Easy Chocolate frosting

⅔ cup cocoa powder

½ cup salted butter, melted

3 cups confectioners' sugar

5 tablespoons milk, plus more if needed

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Whisk cocoa powder and warm melted butter together in a large bowl; let sit for 2 minutes. Beat in confectioners sugar, 5 tablespoons milk, and vanilla extract with an electric mixer until well blended, smooth, and creamy, about 2 minutes, adding 1 or 2 tablespoons more milk as needed until reaches desired consistency.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:36 PM (OoFl2)

80 Now I also want cake, Hadrian.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 08:36 PM (zYpTz)

81 Ben Had, the woman who taught me cake decorating showed me that. She was a wonderful, kind woman who would help anybody get started in the business.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:37 PM (nz1sK)

82 >> Yes, even you can do it Marcus. Ain't rocket surgery. lol
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:33 PM (nz1sK)

You have greater confidence in my baking skills than me. I can make awesome Italian food. Baking not so much.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:37 PM (oSFYW)

83 Food Thread.

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2026 08:37 PM (Q+gd/)

84 >> Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:36 PM (OoFl2)

Perfect. Thank you.

And everyone who answered, expect me at some point for dessert.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:38 PM (oSFYW)

85 Food Thread.
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2026


***
Huh? It's not still Sunday, is it??

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:38 PM (+2QQb)

86 That recipe won’t be stiff enough to pipe, but it’s the easiest one I know. If you want to get fancy, Italian buttercream is my favorite.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 08:39 PM (OoFl2)

87 MarcusT, you made the cake. The frosting is the easy part.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:39 PM (DIbRX)

88 Diogenes, the experiences you guys have among you I find fascinating.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:19 PM (DIbRX)


I agree. The others would be fascinating. But for me, I'm just glad they didn't have cell phones with cameras back then. The MoMe might be dangerous though...do jealous husbands show up?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:39 PM (2WIwB)

89 Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026


penuche frosting is pretty simple, it is milk, powdered sugar and brown sugar. I used to make it with dry milk

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 08:40 PM (rbvCR)

90 I'm rooting for you, Marcus!
It really isn't hard at all. Let us know how it turns out.
Even if it is a bit too thin or too thick, it's hard to beat eating something made of butter and sugar. Real butter and real sugar. And perfection is over-rated.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:40 PM (nz1sK)

91 >> Just make sure the butter is softened--room temp, not refrigerated. Otherwise, you'll have to whip it for freakin'ever to get the butter chunks blended in.

I bought this big chuck of butter that’s sitting on the counter. I think there’s enough butter here to feed a battalion.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:40 PM (oSFYW)

92 Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (oSFYW)

Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, or Pillsbury.

On Sale and with a coupon!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 08:40 PM (wVcYX)

93 A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (+2QQb)

__________

"Crick" instead of "creek".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:32 PM (tgvbd)

My husband says "arn" for "iron," 'fixin'" for "getting ready to." I think his mom said "wersh" for "wash."

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 08:41 PM (8UU5N)

94 Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, or Pillsbury.

On Sale and with a coupon!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026


***
Betty and Duncan are still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:41 PM (+2QQb)

95 Kindltot, I had never heard of penuche frosting, so I looked it up.
If I made that it would never get on the cake! I'd eat it right out of the bowl.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)

96 Ben Had. I’m kinda impressed the cake came out so good. Pure beginners luck. I sent a runner for cocoa powder. Some will see how this goes.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:43 PM (oSFYW)

97 I not only want cake I want a tiramisu cake.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:44 PM (DIbRX)

98
If I made that it would never get on the cake! I'd eat it right out of the bowl.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:43 PM (nz1sK)

__________

Percentage of chocolate chip cookie dough that makes it into the oven: 8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:44 PM (tgvbd)

99 BTW whoever sells that vanilla extract is a thief. $$

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:45 PM (oSFYW)

100 MarcusT, it is going to be grand. How's your malfatti recipe?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:45 PM (DIbRX)

101 I am in a long battle with my blood glucose so I limit what sugar I eat anymore, but I used to love making muffins with penuche frosting.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 08:45 PM (rbvCR)

102 I adapt pretty well to regional pronunciations. In Wyoming it was Crick. Colorado it was creek.

Also, when I was in the Army, I said y'all a lot, despite having never lived in the South. But a lot my buddies did.

Posted by: Regional Flexibility at April 20, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

103 Ben Had. There is an Italian bakery in Brooklyn NYC that makes probably the best tiramisu cake I’ve ever had.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:46 PM (oSFYW)

104 Betty and Duncan are still around?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:41 PM (+2QQb)

At my neighborhood Kroger, yes. It's probably stock from 2004 or somesuch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 08:47 PM (wVcYX)

105 Percentage of chocolate chip cookie dough that makes it into the oven: 8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026


***
I'm so old I remember when each slice of Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough was to be quartered, and each quarter yielded (as they said then) a decent-sized cookie.

When did food companies stop putting "Yield: 20" on the package, and start using "Makes 20" or whatever?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:47 PM (+2QQb)

106 So today was MrTea's first day at the new job. His boss, who was supposed to meet him at the guard shack was off today, so there was no one to meet him. And once someone came to take him into the plant, no one knew what to do with him. He got 2 different tours of the plant. He ate his lunch. He met some people whose names he doesn't remember, lol. He found some machine manuals and read them. When 4 pm came he got ready to come home and then somebody came and got him to come look at a machine that was down, so he "worked" an hour over, lol.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:48 PM (nz1sK)

107 I also tended to punctuate my sentences with "an' shit."

Posted by: Regional Flexibility at April 20, 2026 08:48 PM (0aYVJ)

108 >>>A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (+2QQb)
*****
I always thought that was a Ball'mer thing hon. That and "youz guyz" among many others. I miss Ball'mer...sadly long gone.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 08:48 PM (BALvA)

109 >> MarcusT, it is going to be grand. How's your malfatti recipe?

One of my grandmothers grew up in Torino on a large farm. She made the best malfatti on the planet. Me, not so much. It’s an art.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:48 PM (oSFYW)

110 Out here in the Pacific NW, it's pronounced Oregun, not Oregone.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

111 A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026
*****
I always thought that was a Ball'mer thing hon. That and "youz guyz" among many others. I miss Ball'mer...sadly long gone.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026


***
Lower Nint' Ward in Noo Awlins, hawt. The classic "Yat" dialect, from "Where y'at?", meaning "How are you," not "Where are you physically located." Sadly the classic Yat talk (or "tawk") has faded: The old people have died or moved away, ebonics has taken over, and those who came into town after Katrina don't know about the old dialect.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:52 PM (+2QQb)

112
Flyers, 2 - Pens, 0. End 2nd.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:52 PM (tgvbd)

113 MarcusT, it took me 5 years to get my Nina's saffron/chicken liver risotto right.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:53 PM (DIbRX)

114 Guy at JBLM tells me he’s going to “Oregun” for the weekend. I’m like, where the heck is that?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:53 PM (oSFYW)

115 Out here in the Pacific NW, it's pronounced Oregun, not Oregone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)

That one grates on me. it's not hard, folks.

Posted by: Listen to the Folks What Live There at April 20, 2026 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)

116 Evenin’, All!

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

117 Took me a while to learn Puyallup, though.

Posted by: Listen to the Folks What Live There at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (0aYVJ)

118 Pookysgirl, how are you doing? Any baby news yet?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 08:16 PM (nz1sK)

Ridiculously high HcG today, retesting on Wednesday, and ultrasound in #twoweeks. This embryo had the best score after Lil Pooky on the list, and my numbers are better than the miscarriage a few months ago.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cautiously optimistic at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (Wt5PA)

119 Out here in the Pacific NW, it's pronounced Oregun, not Oregone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026


***
My mother was western Canadian, prairies I mean, and I talk more like Michael J. Fox or Bill Shatner than I do a "southerner." I've never said "Or-e-gone."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (+2QQb)

120 I've found that a simple French apple cake is incredibly good, and most importantly has a very high "how good is it/how easy is it to make" quotient. Suppose I should chime in on Sunday's thread with the recipe.

I continue to strive and struggle to improve my pie crust for all kinds of pies, savory and fruit, and quiches. The crust generally is fine, but I really want to replicate commercial flakiness.

But I haven't done much with cakes, which is why the French apple cake is so handy. Have my mother's Sunbeam mixer - works fine. Should probably sell it as a collectible on eBay and finally say yes to good friend's wife who has long offered to give me their Kitchenaid, which she just doesn't use. But it's sort of cool to use something I clearly remember from when my sister and I would be begging to "clean" the bowls and blender attachments after mom made sugar cookies.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (U/Byj)

121 >>>A lot of the kids I grew up with said "zink" for "sink."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:31 PM (+2QQb)
*****
I always thought that was a Ball'mer thing hon. That and "youz guyz" among many others. I miss Ball'mer...sadly long gone.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 08:48 PM (BALvA)

Got to eat at Haussner's once as a yute. Dad celebrated a promotion by taking the family there. The artwork on display was memorable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 08:57 PM (wVcYX)

122 Wolfus doesn't LSU and another university down there have Cajun language programs, to help preserve it? I think at least one NYC college has a Yiddish program, same idea.

Two of the most worthy educational efforts in a country where education has been substantially hijacked and hollowed out.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (U/Byj)

123 How about “or-AY-gun?” Like “oregano,” without the final “o?”

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

124
The sole - sole! - redeeming feature of Trenton, NJ is the Italian Peoples Bakery in the Mob part of town. The breads and cakes (*chef's kiss*)! Cars would triple park outside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (tgvbd)

125 Out here in the Pacific NW, it's pronounced Oregun, not Oregone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 08:50 PM (2WIwB)


Try arguing with someone from Illinois about how to pronounce Willamette.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

126 Still trying to teach my wife to say Boise with a soft S.

She still says "supposivley"

Ah, I love her anyway. She's a caution.

Posted by: A Lost cause, I know at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (0aYVJ)

127 99 BTW whoever sells that vanilla extract is a thief. $$
Posted by: Marcus T

Saw a Youtube bodycam vid of a young woman pulled over for DUI, very drunk. She had 23 empty bottles of vanilla extract in the front of her car. So, be careful.

Posted by: McCormick's Best at April 20, 2026 08:58 PM (oftw2)

128 Got to eat at Haussner's once as a yute. Dad celebrated a promotion by taking the family there. The artwork on display was memorable.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026


***
The Baltimore Anne Tyler grew up in, and wrote about in her early career, must have been super nice.

But then I imagine what Denver or Santa Fe might have been like in 1960, and I sigh even more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 08:59 PM (+2QQb)

129 Looks like another broad left Trump's cabinet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 20, 2026 09:00 PM (qwx/I)

130 You can charge 40% more for anything if you put the prefix- Tuscan in front. Florentine works almost as well.

Posted by: Daughter of A Wealthy Florentine Pogen at April 20, 2026 09:00 PM (oftw2)

131 52 Went to buy some things to make a cake for a congratulatory purpose. You know, because I’m a man’s, man like that.

I’m reading the Pillsbury icing can- sugar, corn syrup, palm oil, vegetable oil, other garbage. Contains bioengineered food ingredients.

Can anybody tell me a simple icing recipe?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 08:24 PM (oSFYW)


I remember my mother making cake icing, I think it was just powdered sugar, butter and vanilla. Maybe a little milk. I'm not sure, mostly I was just waiting to lick the bowl.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 09:00 PM (X5Jzz)

132 Ben Had. I can cook a lot of the regular stuff for Sunday dinner. Also a lot of the peasant/farm dishes. Those all took years to get right. I can also make things like broccoli rabe, etc. and a few other local dishes from Piemonte, Puglia and Sicily.

Baking is another thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 09:01 PM (oSFYW)

133 Back in the 90s there was a "Cafe Hon" in B'more, great little diner-style restaurant. Used to go there with the stunning and very very crazy gf of that time. With whom I have my all-time best first date story.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 09:01 PM (U/Byj)

134 Took me a while to learn Puyallup, though.
Posted by: Listen to the Folks What Live There at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (0aYVJ)


now do Tenino.

Fun fact, there is a small unincorporated town on the Willamette that is called Buena Vista, after the battle of Buena Vista, and is pronounced "boona vista"

It was the site of a pottery factory that, among other things, supplied all the ceramic water pipe for the city of Portland when they put in their first water system.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

135 Wolfus doesn't LSU and another university down there have Cajun language programs, to help preserve it? I think at least one NYC college has a Yiddish program, same idea.

Two of the most worthy educational efforts in a country where education has been substantially hijacked and hollowed out.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026


***
There is, or used to be a few years ago, a program called CODOFIL -- Council on the Development of French in Louisiana. I don't know if it was sponsored by LSU or by the Feds or the state. That I think is what you're talking about, an attempt to preserve Cajun French, which no longer has many speakers and is quite a bit different from Parisian French.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:02 PM (+2QQb)

136 Yeah, that Italian valley looks pretty nice. One place I would NEVER want to visit, though, is Bracken Cave in San Antonio. Millions of disease-ridden bats befoul that place. Stay away.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front, Eastern Branch at April 20, 2026 09:03 PM (oftw2)

137
Saw a Youtube bodycam vid of a young woman pulled over for DUI, very drunk. She had 23 empty bottles of vanilla extract in the front of her car. So, be careful.
Posted by: McCormick's Best


Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy actual booze?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 09:03 PM (Cqx++)

138 Fun fact, there is a small unincorporated town on the Willamette that is called Buena Vista, after the battle of Buena Vista, and is pronounced "boona vista"

It was the site of a pottery factory that, among other things, supplied all the ceramic water pipe for the city of Portland when they put in their first water system.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

locals in Buena Vista CO pronounce it Byoona Vista.

Posted by: A Lost cause, I know at April 20, 2026 09:04 PM (0aYVJ)

139 >> Those photos are awesome!

Andrew McCarthy posted one of his own shots of the broader nebula where Hubble took that from:

https://is.gd/71LUiA

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 20, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

140 87 MarcusT, you made the cake. The frosting is the easy part.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 08:39 PM (DIbRX)


. . . and you probably shouldn't look at the ingredient list on the cake mix box.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 09:04 PM (X5Jzz)

141 FUN FACT: San Gimignano is one of the word's most prolific growers of corduroy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 09:05 PM (nWPIJ)

142 BTW whoever sells that vanilla extract is a thief. $$
Posted by: Marcus T

Saw a Youtube bodycam vid of a young woman pulled over for DUI, very drunk. She had 23 empty bottles of vanilla extract in the front of her car. So, be careful.
Posted by: McCormick's Best at April 20, 2026


***
When I first took up the pipe again, I needed something to clean and sweeten the bowls and interior parts after a smoke. The Pipe Sweetener products are $$, and vanilla extract is worse, considering how small the bottles are.

I buy the tiny $1 bottles, the old airline-size ones, of vodka at the grocery, and pour the liquid into an old pipe sweetener bottle. Done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:05 PM (+2QQb)

143 I remember my mother making cake icing, I think it was just powdered sugar, butter and vanilla. Maybe a little milk. I'm not sure, mostly I was just waiting to lick the bowl.
Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 09:00 PM (X5Jzz)

I'm a pumpkin pie addict. During Thanksgiving, my mom would always make an extra pumpkin pie for me. One year, I drank the pie filling before she could pour it into the pie shell and bake it. Best Thanksgiving ever.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 09:06 PM (tYGL3)

144 Yep Wolfus the program is about preserving Cajun. Thought LSU and one other school had programs in it. Haven't bothered to look it up. But hope the dialect survives, it's classic. Ditto Yiddish. One sad byproduct of the homogenization induced by incredible wealth (overall), transportation/travel, geographic mobility, and electronic communication and entertainment is the death of dialects and accents.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 09:07 PM (U/Byj)

145 rhomboid, are you using lard? Leaf lard is the very best.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 09:07 PM (DIbRX)

146 Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy actual booze?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 09:03 PM (Cqx++)

--------

But then your breath smells like booze instead of sugar cookies,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 09:08 PM (nWPIJ)

147

I am not a good baker.

When the kids were growing up they said the smoke alarm is going off. Mom's baking again, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

148 That is good news, Pookysgirl. Praying for you.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 09:09 PM (nz1sK)

149 locals in Buena Vista CO pronounce it Byoona Vista.

Posted by: A Lost cause, I know at April 20, 2026 09:04 PM (0aYVJ)

We pronounce the Iowa county like the Mexicans did, Bween-a Veesta. A lot of counties in Iowa were named after the Mexican-American War locations, and there were a decent amount of veterans of the war that settled here.

Posted by: pookysgirl learned Iowa history in fifth grade at April 20, 2026 09:09 PM (Wt5PA)

150 Still trying to teach my wife to say Boise with a soft S.

She still says "supposivley"

Ah, I love her anyway. She's a caution.
Posted by: A Lost cause, I know at April 20, 2026


***
When I first knew Miss Linda (long ago when Friends was a new show), she was not long out of upstate New York and still had the faintest "nk" sound at the end of her "-ing" words: "walking(k)." The Dutch influence up there, I suppose. She's pretty much lost it now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:09 PM (+2QQb)

151 “supossitorially”

It’s when you’re talking out your ass.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)

152 15
Last night, Reid Wiseman, commander of Artemis II, posted this video showing the Erf setting behind the Moon as they whipped around the far side. He shot that with an iPhone, and I'm sure Apple will get the PR opportunity of a lifetime from this:

https://is.gd/vUs3T0

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 20, 2026 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

The beginning of the video looks staged, with planetary props in a studio and water droplets for stars.

Then the autofocus kicks in and it looks real and amazing and its a great promotion for the iPhone.

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 09:10 PM (y171U)

153 Hope you feel better soon, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 20, 2026 09:10 PM (WONhk)

154 >>>Got to eat at Haussner's once as a yute. Dad celebrated a promotion by taking the family there. The artwork on display was memorable.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 08:57 PM (wVcYX)
****
True. Haussners was a landmark. The art was amazing and the food and waitresses were classic. So much lost; thanks for bringing that up. I'm starting to get the sadz and there isn't a decent crabcake within 200 miles.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 09:11 PM (BALvA)

155 The hamster. The horrors, the horrors!

youtu.be/GhbdmFnMXoE

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:11 PM (rbvCR)

156 I'm watching "Piranha" (197.

Another childhood fear, along with army ants, quicksand, lampreys, and blasting caps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at April 20, 2026 09:11 PM (kpS4V)

157 Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy actual booze?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

18-21 year olds can buy extract, but not booze, legally.

Posted by: Lost My ID In A Flood at April 20, 2026 09:11 PM (oftw2)

158 I found this week that the town of Nevada, Missouri, is not pronounced like the Western state. It's "Ne-vay-da." I was also told that the town is older than the state.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:12 PM (+2QQb)

159 When I first took up the pipe again, I needed something to clean and sweeten the bowls and interior parts after a smoke. The Pipe Sweetener products are $$, and vanilla extract is worse, considering how small the bottles are.

I buy the tiny $1 bottles, the old airline-size ones, of vodka at the grocery, and pour the liquid into an old pipe sweetener bottle. Done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:05 PM (+2QQb)

You can buy one-liter bottles of vanilla extract in Mexico for few dollars at the liquor vendors.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 09:13 PM (utfVc)

160 I've been to San Gimiano. I would happily move to Tuscany. Such a beautiful place.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at April 20, 2026 09:13 PM (XY7MO)

161 You can buy one-liter bottles of vanilla extract in Mexico for few dollars at the liquor vendors.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026


***
Alas, this chance must slip by me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:14 PM (+2QQb)

162 When I first knew Miss Linda (long ago when Friends was a new show), she was not long out of upstate New York and still had the faintest "nk" sound at the end of her "-ing" words: "walking(k)." The Dutch influence up there, I suppose. She's pretty much lost it now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:09 PM (+2QQb)

The fetching Mrs Beartooth Okie accent comes and goes. She can go years without it slipping out and then she'll wake some morning and it's back for a long spell. It then just disappear. It does come out sometimes when she is very tired.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 09:14 PM (tYGL3)

163 I've found that a simple French apple cake is incredibly good, and most importantly has a very high "how good is it/how easy is it to make" quotient. Suppose I should chime in on Sunday's thread with the recipe.
...
Posted by: rhomboid
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Please do, I'd love to try it. I'm always in search of good apple dessert recipes. They are my guy's favorite.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 20, 2026 09:14 PM (MSrAy)

164 “You always have stupid ideas”, says the guy I sent for cocoa powder and almond extract (to add with the vanilla extract- thank you tecumseh tea). Who is now eating all the damn icing which is delicious and thanks to all came out perfect. I’m gonna ice this cake and maybe just keep it. It’s that darn good.

Thanks to all of you.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 09:14 PM (oSFYW)

165 156 As a kid, I used to wonder what would happen if a troop of army ants tried to cross a river full of pirhanhas. Carnage on both sides!

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

166 You can buy vanilla beans and cheap vodka to make your own extract.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 09:15 PM (DIbRX)

167 I would like to visit the valley of San Giacomo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 09:15 PM (wVcYX)

168 Paintball Sentry Gun:

_ Does Weasel know about this?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:16 PM (FJMtP)

169 As a kid, I used to wonder what would happen if a troop of army ants tried to cross a river full of pirhanhas. Carnage on both sides!
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026


***
I expect the army ants would have the advantage of numbers. They could throw away millions of their soldiers and still achieve the far bank.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:17 PM (+2QQb)

170 Jimmy Dore
@jimmy_dore
According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:
====
Literally the stupidest thing I have heard about this war.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
++++

I bet right before that he tried to force his way into the big chair behind the Desk Resolute.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 09:17 PM (/lPRQ)

171 If Italy is so wonderful, why did millions of Italians wind up in NY?

Posted by: Mr. Bacciagalupe at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)

172 My daughter made an espresso buttercream frosting for a chocolate cake she made. It is beyond heavenly!

Posted by: AnchorPoint at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (XY7MO)

173 I would like to visit the valley of San Giacomo.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026


***
If you mean Miss Laura, then I'm all for that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (+2QQb)

174 I'm watching 'Tag' - 2015 - Japan

No idea what the hell's going on. But pretty Japanese schoolgirls, school buses ripped in half horizontally, pretty Japanese teachers with automatic weapons and rocket launchers taking out the girls, some talk about infinite universes and we can change our destiny and I'm only 40 minutes in. Great effects.

Okay, the cat is outside.

Oh, pretty japanese schoolgirl lesbianism....apparently I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (Sco7b)

175 Saw a Youtube bodycam vid of a young woman pulled over for DUI, very drunk. She had 23 empty bottles of vanilla extract in the front of her car. So, be careful.

Posted by: McCormick's Best at April 20, 2026

Donut Operator said she was "in the pocket dimension." I got mad because they took forever in getting an ambulance there, and when it did, they tried to give her a modified field sobriety test and she couldn't even focus on the pen. Dude, just get her BAC when she gets to the hospital, if she makes it that long.

Posted by: pookysgirl learned things about vanilla extract that day at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (Wt5PA)

176 >> with planetary props in a studio and water droplets for stars.

Some of those little specks are indeed likely little water droplets. Floating around in zero-g, tiny little water droplets as well as dust, dead skin, and all the other stuff people shed just floats around.

Natural convection doesn't happen much at all in zero-g. Heck, without forced air circulation, just breathing, a little bubble of CO2 you exhale would build up around your face.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (w6EFb)

177 The Valley of San Giacomo has Grand Tetons on either side.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

178 I am not a good baker.

When the kids were growing up they said the smoke alarm is going off. Mom's baking again, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

When my mother died my father found himself in a bit of a bind. Mom was the baker from hell, and my father has the sweet tooth from hell, and now his source of endless chocolate cakes, and brownies, and other goodies were gone. In desperation he learned how to bake. He makes his chocolate cakes from scratch, no box mix, and they are amazing, moist right down the pan. Now he bakes all kinds of things. Damn if he didn't master that shit. Mrs B is the baker from hell, and he is right on her heels. If my father can do it, I think just about anybody could do it. The only thing my father knew about ovens is how to install them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (snZF9)

179 I loved all the icing help btw.
That was great.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (Sco7b)

180
If Italy is so wonderful, why did millions of Italians wind up in NY?

Posted by: Mr. Bacciagalupe at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)

__________

Italy is a beautiful country run by idiots for time immemorial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 09:20 PM (tgvbd)

181 If Italy is so wonderful, why did millions of Italians wind up in NY?

Posted by: Mr. Bacciagalupe at April 20, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)

Same reason some of my relatives did, that jerkoff Mussolini.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 09:21 PM (snZF9)

182 The Valley of San Giacomo has Grand Tetons on either side.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

And they are epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 09:22 PM (snZF9)

183 Please do, I'd love to try it. I'm always in search of good apple dessert recipes. They are my guy's favorite.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 20, 2026 09:14 PM (MSrAy)


I make apple crisp, it is chopped up apples with a topping of a cup of rolled oats, a half cup of brown sugar, 1/4 cup of flour, and 1/2 cup of butter, mixed together until it is crumbs. The topping goes on top of the apples, and bake at 350F for 40-45 minutes.
it is best with Gravensteins

I also make an apple conserve with shredded apples, it is the same recipe as peach jam. it is good on lots of things.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:22 PM (rbvCR)

184 I found this week that the town of Nevada, Missouri, is not pronounced like the Western state. It's "Ne-vay-da." I was also told that the town is older than the state.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


New Prague, MN?

Rhymes with plague, not with frog.

And it was settled by Czech people.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)

185 The Valley of San Giacomo has Grand Tetons on either side.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:19 PM (77rzZ)

And they are epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 09:22 PM


Yes. Yes, they are.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 09:24 PM (Wnv9h)

186 Natural convection doesn't happen much at all in zero-g. Heck, without forced air circulation, just breathing, a little bubble of CO2 you exhale would build up around your face.
Posted by: publius


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Posted by: a Covid Karen at April 20, 2026 09:25 PM (VHUov)

187 Kindltot which apple variety would you use for a spiced apple/jalapeño chutney

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 09:25 PM (DIbRX)

188 158 I found this week that the town of Nevada, Missouri, is not pronounced like the Western state. It's "Ne-vay-da." I was also told that the town is older than the state.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:12 PM (+2QQb)


Same for Nevada, Iowa.

Posted by: a.moron at April 20, 2026 09:26 PM (X5Jzz)

189 Sorry to hear it's sick call time. I have that exact same view of San Gimignano in a photo taken from the farm to table restaurant where Mrs. R and I visited in October 2019. I couldn't pronounce Gimignano so I just called it San Chimichanga. Needless to say the locals were not amused...

Posted by: Rodent at April 20, 2026 09:26 PM (E1TDt)

190 A message from the Kremlin to all good Russians.

https://tinyurl.com/mphy2yz6


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:26 PM (FJMtP)

191 Jimmy Dore
@jimmy_dore
According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”



You can always rely on the honesty and integrity of retired CIA analysts. LOL!! These f'ing people.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 09:30 PM (sAmhv)

192 Why Whitmire voted for that sanctuary city ordinance. The Democrats are trying to dump him, they call him a MAGA mayor. Overall Whitmire is a really good mayor, he prosecuted former city employees for corruption, he himself was held up at gun point in his garage, so he supports people being able to defend themselves.

This was his attempt to keep the rest of the Democrats from dumping him. Not excusing his vote, just explaining why he did it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at April 20, 2026 09:31 PM (Da7Vv)

193 I make apple crisp, it is chopped up apples with a topping of a cup of rolled oats, a half cup of brown sugar, 1/4 cup of flour, and 1/2 cup of butter, mixed together until it is crumbs. The topping goes on top of the apples, and bake at 350F for 40-45 minutes.
it is best with Gravensteins

Posted by: Kindltot
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This sounds tasty and easy enough for me! Thanks!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 20, 2026 09:31 PM (MSrAy)

194 Also I have to report that Kansas, at least at this time of year, is very comfortable to be outdoors in. Or maybe it's an unusually cool spell. Highs about 80, lows around 55, and the humidity is low enough throughout the day that my hands, instead of feeling dipped in glue as they do in Da Swamp, are dry all the time.

When I got back from two hours of house viewing this morning, though, I was *thirsty.* I'd forgotten how even moderate low humidity can dry you out. When I went out to wash the car about 3:30, I brought a cup of ice water with me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:32 PM (+2QQb)

195 Kindltot which apple variety would you use for a spiced apple/jalapeño chutney
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 09:25 PM (DIbRX)


I use the gravenstein since it is sweeter and more acid than my red delicious.
I use them for my chutney, though I use either cayenne or a Korean pepper for my heat.
I have some other apples becoming mature enough to produce so I might try them, they are more cooking apples.

I also make pear chutney from Bartletts

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)

196 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:32 PM (+2QQb)

Kansas has a State income tax of about 5% . Their property tax is just over 1% but they only tax on 11% of the appraised value. They have a sales tax of 6.5%.

Things to consider.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 09:39 PM (0cOSz)

197 Goodnight, All. Sleep well.

My first official day of work tomorrow.

Income! Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 09:39 PM (77rzZ)

198 When I got back from two hours of house viewing this morning, though, I was *thirsty.* I'd forgotten how even moderate low humidity can dry you out. When I went out to wash the car about 3:30, I brought a cup of ice water with me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:32 PM (+2QQb)


If you decide to move there, I suppose you could get fitted for a still-suit like the natives.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)

199 Here kitty, kitty.

In Rostov-on-Don, Russia, a safety net collapsed during a circus performance, and a tiger jumped into the stands, causing panic among spectators.

There are no reports of casualties

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:44 PM (FJMtP)

200 120 But it's sort of cool to use something I clearly remember from when my sister and I would be begging to "clean" the bowls and blender attachments after mom made sugar cookies.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 08:55 PM (U/Byj)

I remember "cleaning" the bowls and blender attachments as a kid, hehe

Posted by: Joemarine at April 20, 2026 09:44 PM (y171U)

201 Kansas has a State income tax of about 5% . Their property tax is just over 1% but they only tax on 11% of the appraised value. They have a sales tax of 6.5%.

Things to consider.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026


***
All better than NY, CA, or LA. But that property tax is horrific to someone who's been looking at properties in Indiana and Kentucky for the last year.

On the other good hand, KS does not tax Social Security.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:46 PM (+2QQb)

202 Don't be suffocating the baby.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 09:47 PM (BT3km)

203 Bulg, may your first day go well and may this employment bring you satisfaction as well as income.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 20, 2026 09:49 PM (nz1sK)

204 Ben Had,
When you say tiramisu cake, is that different from tiramisu? Because I make a killer tiramisu. A cake version might be interesting.

Posted by: Wenda at April 20, 2026 09:49 PM (JwoD2)

205 When I got back from two hours of house viewing this morning, though, I was *thirsty.* I'd forgotten how even moderate low humidity can dry you out. When I went out to wash the car about 3:30, I brought a cup of ice water with me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026
*
If you decide to move there, I suppose you could get fitted for a still-suit like the natives.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026


***
Their stillsuits seem to be the same T-shirts and shorts I see in Lousy-ana, the "Bart Simpson" look. At the Bogey's burger and ice cream place, despite the good A/C inside and the moderate temps of about 80 outside, the college or high school kids in line ahead of me all looked just like that. So did a lot of the grownups.

In contrast, yours truly wore an untucked collared shirt over a T-shirt, jeans, and boots. Must have looked like formal wear compared to the rest of the patrons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 09:50 PM (+2QQb)

206 French authorities have arrested a 19-year-old Afghan migrant accused of a series of brutal sexual assaults on goats and sheep at a farm near Marseille, France.

The investigation began after the owners of the farm discovered several of their animals in severe distress

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:51 PM (FJMtP)

207 NOOD!

Premature ONTulation.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 09:51 PM (VHUov)

208 Afghan teen arrested for raping goats in France.

https://tinyurl.com/56zvwbjy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:56 PM (FJMtP)

209 Were they Berbers, Barbers or Moors?

Islam on the high seas...

https://tinyurl.com/bwbjudhb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (FJMtP)

210 Afghan teen arrested for raping goats in France.
https://tinyurl.com/56zvwbjy

Posted by: Braenyard


He did not have the decency to give them a reach around.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 09:59 PM (/lPRQ)

211 San Gimignano is one of my favorite spots. Love the town, but especially love their wine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 20, 2026 11:19 PM (HEno2)

212 Stayed in one of the towers in this picture. Converted hotel.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 21, 2026 02:43 AM (ZztHa)

Quicker Than Usual Hits

We've got another Fani Willis, this time in Utah.

She ruled against the Republicans' redistricting map -- giving the Democrats two unearned seats.

She was fucking the Democrat lawyer in the case. She kept it secret and never recused herself.

Utah's governor, Senate president and House speaker are launching an investigation into Supreme Court Justice Diana Hagen and allegations that she had a relationship with an attorney arguing cases before the high court.

Those allegations are detailed in a complaint submitted late last year to both Chief Justice Matthew Durrant and the Judicial Conduct Commission.

The complaint, which was obtained exclusively by KSL through a public records request, came from a Provo-based attorney who said Hagen's ex-husband told him the justice had exchanged "inappropriate" text messages with David Reymann, one of the attorneys involved in a case about redistricting, which led to Utah getting a new congressional map.

Hagen strongly denies allegations of an inappropriate relationship of any kind. Reymann also called the allegations "false." He does outside legal work for KSL and as an attorney for the Utah Media Coalition, of which KSL is a member.

The Judicial Conduct Commission conducted a preliminary investigation into the complaint and interviewed Hagen's ex-husband but ultimately decided not to investigate further. Gov. Spencer Cox, Senate President Stuart Adams and House Speaker Mike Schultz told KSL that's concerning.

"An initial review by the Judicial Conduct Commission and the court left important questions unresolved," they said in a joint statement Thursday. "Allegations of this nature, especially involving public officials, must be examined with transparency and accountability to establish the facts and to maintain public confidence."

They added, "We will move forward with an independent investigation to ensure the facts are fully examined. This process will be conducted objectively and thoroughly, because maintaining trust in our institutions is essential."

What the allegations say

The allegations originally come from Hagen's ex-husband, Tobin Hagen, who said he suspected the justice began having an inappropriate relationship with Reymann, one of the attorneys representing the plaintiffs in the lawsuit over Utah's redistricting maps.

Tobin Hagen allegedly described the circumstances surrounding his divorce proceedings to another attorney, including allegations that Diana Hagen had exchanged text messages with Reymann, which Tobin Hagen said began as "silly" and then became "more suggestive."

The case, League of Women Voters of Utah v. Utah State Legislature, is arguably the highest-profile legal case to reach the Utah Supreme Court in years. The justices issued a unanimous ruling in July 2024 saying lawmakers overreached by changing Proposition 4, an anti-gerrymandering ballot initiative.

Many Republican lawmakers reacted with outrage and promised to continue appealing the case, suggesting it was likely to return to the Supreme Court.

The plaintiffs who sued the Legislature filed an additional complaint in the same case later in 2024, challenging Amendment D -- an effort by lawmakers to give themselves power to overturn ballot initiatives. Hagen wrote the majority opinion upholding a lower court ruling invalidating the amendment which was finalized in October 2024.



Tom Cotterill
@TomCotterillX

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨
SAS soldiers are resigning in significant numbers over fears they will be subjected to "witch hunts" by human-rights lawyers.

Multiple sources have claimed that personnel from across 22 SAS, the Army's most elite fighting force, have applied for premature voluntary release.

The Telegraph is withholding the exact figure for security reasons. However, several SAS sources have described the recent losses as "significant" and a "threat to national security".

At least two squadrons, D and G, are believed to have been affected, with insiders saying outrage over recent war crime probes into Afghanistan and Syria, which have been branded "witch hunts", are believed to be the main driving forces.

Among those understood to have resigned include several senior warrant officers, who are the backbone of the special forces and among the most experienced troops in the regiment. A number are understood to have applied for release "on principle" just before Christmas.

"Morale is s--t at the moment," one insider with knowledge of the recent losses told me, while another said there was "considerable disquiet" in the regiment as a result.

The SAS resignations are a major blow to the famed special forces unit, which is the tip of the spear in any military operation and is deployed globally.


Overton
@overton_news

Rep. Elise Stefanik just DOG WALKED Jake Tapper on his own show: "This is TYPICAL CNN!"

Tapper tried to claim Trump was calling for genocide against Iran -- Stefanik shut it down instantly.

TAPPER: "Is calling for wiping out an entire civilization bad or good?"

STEFANIK: "Of course it's bad! That is not what he is calling for. He wasn't calling for genocide."

TAPPER: "You're entire civilization will die?"

STEFANIK: "It was targeted toward the Iranian terrorist regime."

TAPPER: "Agree to disagree..."

STEFANIK: "This is typical CNN. This is TYPICAL CNN!"

"If you want to compare the president of the United States to the university presidents who failed to call for the condemnation of calling for the genocide of Jews, that's on you, Jake."

"The world saw how morally equivocating those university presidents were."

"If you want to make that comparison, that's on CNN."

TAPPER: "I'm just asking you if you have the same standard for somebody...?"

STEFANIK: "Of course, genocide is bad across the board, Jake."

"President Trump effectively brought the Iranians to the table."

"He effectively delivered a ceasefire."

"And he is going to effectively deliver peace to the Middle East to stop, frankly, the killing [from] the Iranian terrorist regime, which kills their own people and has created havoc across the Middle East."

Stefanik refused to let CNN twist Trump's words into a genocide narrative.



J.T. Alexander
@JTAlexander

There was a massive DOJ study done decades ago that among people in Federal custody, the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.'

More in common than race, than marital status of parents, than bullying, than presence of a father. It was *the* issue.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 I can't be first, can I?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:21 PM (O7YUW)

2 Apparently I am. Okay, I'll go nood...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:21 PM (O7YUW)

3 2 Apparently I am. Okay, I'll go nood...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:21 PM (O7YUW)

I'm here

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 06:23 PM (FuSB1)

4 There was a massive DOJ study done decades ago that among people in Federal custody, the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.'

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So...Islamic Republic of Iran...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:24 PM (GD0B3)

5 Damn democrats. Every time. Almost.

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

6 Moriarty is piece of crap. I don't wish I'll on anyone, but I would lose no sleep and it would be a good example if one of the people she didn't prosecute came back to harm her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 06:25 PM (gu0hJ)

7 read the post

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 20, 2026 06:25 PM (jOtVJ)

8 quicker than usual!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 06:26 PM (VyBeY)

9 "War Crimes" to the left is prosecuting a war against any of their beloved third worlders they want to replace you with.

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2026 06:26 PM (YwEeS)

10 the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.'

You know what would probably help solve this?

Caning the convict for a misdemeanor rather than imprisoning him or letting him go.

You make the punishment swift, painful, and public, then send him home. He's out of trouble until he recovers enough to walk, everyone else is warned, and the neither the prison-criminal education complex nor the anarcho-terrorist complex get what they want.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 20, 2026 06:27 PM (a+4eV)

11 Willowed: You land in Salina be sure and frequent the Tucson Steak House. Really good, price is right.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026


***
My hotel is right near it. Tonight, though, I'm moseying down to Bogey's, a famous local burger and ice cream place.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:27 PM (+2QQb)

12 Hillary got the groups in the basketful of deplorables all wrong.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

13 It sickens me that Democrats can say. "It's okay when WE do it".

Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (jqOSK)

14 Bring back the Death Penalty in all 50 states and enforce it. No more 10-20 years of motions/appeals. You get one year then the hammer drops. So to speak.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (abIsI)

15 "Dog walked"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++)

16 Australia is prosecuting their most decorated soldier from Afghanistan, I think. From what I read, the case was developed by sending "investigators" to A-stan to see if they could scrounge up "witnesses" to "crimes". I might be the victim of partial/bad reporting (definitely the victim of my own laziness in not looking further into it), but given Australia's unhinged "left" (like those everywhere else), it's at least plausible.

Years back I was around a series (5-6) of British military officers for about 6 months at a time, as they rotated through a post. All services. All save one planned to cut their planned military careers short, due to (generally) lack of public support for their mission. This was 20 years ago. Imagine what's it like now.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (U/Byj)

17 One of the younger actresses I follow, Ava Kolker, has a "Cry for Utah" music video out now.

It's not political....but it could be.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

18 >>> TAPPER: "Agree to disagree..."

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I thought he was as a journalist? /

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (CyFyf)

19 Many European armies are having issues with "war crimes" going back to prosecutions from the Yugoslav war. The politicians need unconventional forces to pathfind and then prosecute the soldiers for being where they were sent and doing what they were sent to do.
I think the Brits are getting fire because the politicians are terrified their army is the only cohesive group to oppose them should things get really tough

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (rbvCR)

20 The first rule of behavior modification.

Reward a behavior, get more of that behavior.
Punish a behavior, get less of that behavior.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

21 " TAPPER: "Agree to disagree..."

I hate that phrase. I aint agreeing to squit.

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

22

What's a thread without a nasty troll?

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

23 15 "Dog walked"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Greta T on a leash?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI)

24 You're a dumbass. How about we agree about that?

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

25 ACLU is run by a Latinx asswhore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:35 PM (kbShR)

26 The British government ix out to protect their Muslims who will go after the military when they get control of it.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

27 If you were in the SAS...why would you stay? The country you signed up for is rotting away and nobody at home has your back.

With luck, they can emigrate or take a job with BAE or some similar company.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 20, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

28 "Dog walked"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++)


Got turned into a covered porch linking two otherwise separate sections of a house or building.
It is different than a portico in that it is principally for foot traffic

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 06:35 PM (rbvCR)

29 Re: the SAS problem

Here we have scores of the world’s best killers bitterly leaving the Army. What do people think they’re going to do, run a pub in Manchester? The market for mercenary work in Africa just got very crowded

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 20, 2026 06:36 PM (4MsaP)

30 The left has been doing this to local police since 2014. Ref. "defund the police"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

31 Has Africa finoshed eating Wagner Group?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:37 PM (kbShR)

32 NBC Nightly News

Peace talks in jeopardy!!
Oil prices rise!!
Jesus statue smashed!!
Iranian ship!!!
Doom!! Freaking doom damn it.


I still want someone to take video of the Iranian ship being warned and tack on "No habla ingles!!" onto it.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)

33 >>> We've got another Fani Willis, this time in Utah....


Some just lose it after their steaming hot Vitamin D injections.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)

34 can't remember if he got twelve days, or 30 days in jail. 18 mthes probation? Nobody confiscated his guns? Maybe he used mommy's; Daily Mail played it up like it was an active shooter on the streets.

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 06:39 PM (HJCDN)

35
Six years ago, the man accused of committing a heinous mass shooting that claimed the lives of eight children in Shreveport, Louisiana this morning, was given probation rather than a lengthy prison term for a shooting (per the @nypost).

-------

He sure showed them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 20, 2026 06:39 PM (FPgfB)

36 With luck, they can emigrate or take a job with BAE or some similar company.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I have to imagine more than a handful of them know where the BigSplodey things are. Might be handy if those are ever in need of extraction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2026 06:39 PM (diia5)

37 I recently ran into several Brits at the Atlanta airport and almost all of them told me how shitty the UK is now. It’s shameful, because I loved it when I visited 20 years ago

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 20, 2026 06:39 PM (4MsaP)

38 >>> Multiple sources have claimed that personnel from across 22 SAS, the Army's most elite fighting force, have applied for premature voluntary release.


In the old days this would never happen as they knew SAS would premature release you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)

39 The justices issued a unanimous ruling in July 2024
IOW, the judge recusing herself wouldn't have changed the verdict one whit.

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 06:40 PM (mdaV5)

40 There was a massive DOJ study done decades ago that among people in Federal custody, the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.'

YEP. And it starts in the home - they get away with it. Then in school, where they get away with it. Then the streets.

If Progressives only knew that their lax discipline in the schools only result sin MORE people of color going to prison. Or getting murdered.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:40 PM (vOtXJ)

41 Say what you want about catholic schools, but VERY few of those kids end up shooting up cars full of people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:41 PM (vOtXJ)

42 Re: the SAS problem

Here we have scores of the world’s best killers bitterly leaving the Army. What do people think they’re going to do, run a pub in Manchester? The market for mercenary work in Africa just got very crowded
Posted by: UGAdawg


"Africa"? Funny name for Old England.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:42 PM (/lPRQ)

43 Elise Stefanik on State Of The Nation. Jake is pushing back on Stefanik who is changing Trumps words vs what students say on college campuses. Stefanik is a hypocrite. “Your entire civilization will die” is totally ok but saying from the river to the sea is not. Insanity.

And Jake is calling out Trump judges and judicial nominees right now. The dude is on fire today. 🔥🔥

Elise wouldn't take that goofy grin off her face even when Jake reminded her of the POTUS recent tweets, and kept saying he only wanted to get rid of Iran's leaders. No Elise. He said the entire country, and it wasn't just CNN reporting on it. Even my local news was reporting on that tweet!

Elise and MAGA don't understand that it's not antisemitic to not want to fund Bibi's genocide against the middle east. We live peacefully everyday amongst people from many religions. Trump is ruining this and bringing a holy war to us.

MAGA morons think that Isreals nationality is Judaism! It's not antisemitic to be against Israel's government, but MAGAs are brainwashed

Would have liked jake to mention the jan 6th rioters, plenty of overtly antisemitic shirts and flags amongst them

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 20, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)

44 Every Brit I run into says the same thing - the country is in dire straights. Complete disaster.

Canadians too.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:42 PM (vOtXJ)

45 >>There was a massive DOJ study done decades ago that among people in Federal custody, the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.'


Tolerance is not a Virtue.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 06:42 PM (ytyaf)

46 "If Progressives only knew that their lax discipline in the schools only result sin MORE people of color going to prison. Or getting murdered."

lol, like they care!
criminals are doing the dirty work commies don't want to do ... killing US!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 06:43 PM (VyBeY)

47 I recently ran into several Brits at the Atlanta airport and almost all of them told me how shitty the UK is now. It’s shameful, because I loved it when I visited 20 years ago

==

Yeah, sad what happened. What specific examples did they give you ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

48 Say what you want about catholic schools, but VERY few of those kids end up shooting up cars full of people.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:41 PM (vOtXJ)

The ruler slap works

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 06:43 PM (mqcLc)

49 Yesterday watched a video for awhile from a British man who said he was leaving it

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

50 >>Elise and MAGA don't understand that it's not antisemitic to not want to fund Bibi's genocide


If you promised me a Genocide in Gaza, I'd cut you a check right fucking now.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (ytyaf)

51 >>> My hotel is right near it. Tonight, though, I'm moseying down to Bogey's, a famous local burger and ice cream place.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:27 PM (+2QQb)


How could people know about Bogey's but not know about Cozey Inn?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

52 Fpr one per capita gdp is behind Mississippi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (kbShR)

53 You get one year then the hammer drops. So to speak.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (abIsI)


Dis look like a hammah to you?

Posted by: that big hairy masked guy with an axe at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (gKWVE)

54 >>> Ali was arrested two days later [mugshot]...


Needs Brit voiced safari narration on the how "the wildebeest, cornered and threatened, flairs its nostrils definitely..."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)

55 If Progressives only knew that their lax discipline in the schools only result sin MORE people of color going to prison. Or getting murdered.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:40 PM

They would give exactly zero f*cks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 06:44 PM (Wnv9h)

56 Punish a behavior, get less of that behavior.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (RIvkX)

Now you have to get them to agree on the definition of "punish."

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 06:45 PM (mdaV5)

57 "Genocide" that consists of fat Balestenians and massive increase in population is not genocide.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)

58 Punish in my world is you do not want it to happen a second time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 06:46 PM (DIbRX)

59 Now you have to get them to agree on the definition of "punish."
Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 06:45 PM (mdaV5)
===

I was thinking cattle prods.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

60 The biggest problem so many poor people have today is excessive pride. Which is pretty weird. Having achieved nothing, they nonetheless demand everyone do everything for them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:46 PM (vOtXJ)

61 Here we have scores of the world’s best killers bitterly leaving the Army. What do people think they’re going to do, run a pub in Manchester? The market for mercenary work in Africa just got very crowded
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 20, 2026 06:36 PM (4MsaP)
----
This is something the powers that be don't seem to understand.

There are a fair number of people in the countries they rule with a very, very dangerous set of skills that make them an absolute NIGHTMARE for the people in charge if those other people decide they've had enough.

This is especially true in America, with its exceptionally high number of military veterans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 20, 2026 06:47 PM (gnNyN)

62 People who post most about "genocide" are Turks, or those sponsored on Social Media by Turkey. Funny that...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)

63 A-10 extended to 2030.

Don't know why it isn't open ended, but something is better than nothing.

Per post on X from the Secretary of the Air Force.

Posted by: TRex - air force fleet coordinator dino at April 20, 2026 06:48 PM (IQ6Gq)

64 Cozey's also has some recent news. They put a big mural on the side of their bldg. of a hamburger. Looks decent, artistic and wotnot. Well Salina sued them saying the mural was an ad and no ads are allowed in the city but Cozey was saying it was art. Well eventually Cozey won on 1st am. rights but the city spent $538K on it. And I think I heard some ridiculous news that the city wanted to take it all the way to the supreme court. Where are they getting money for that?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:48 PM (3uBP9)

65 Let's cut to the chase- do you yearn for rampant sex? Not too late to switch parties...!

Posted by: The DNC at April 20, 2026 06:50 PM (n9XW8)

66 63 A-10 extended to 2030.

Don't know why it isn't open ended, but something is better than nothing.


i presume it has something to do with airframe life expectancy.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

67 This place ain't big enough for TWO Fani fannies.

Posted by: Montana at April 20, 2026 06:50 PM (hyQrc)

68 If I'm a Turk, I'm sitting out prattle about "genocide". How are the Armenians doing?

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 06:51 PM (gKWVE)

69 People who post most about "genocide" are Turks, or those sponsored on Social Media by Turkey. Funny that...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)


Pallies are good at social media and raping and murdering women and children.

Hell of a 21st century skill-set.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 06:51 PM (n9ltV)

70
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2026 06:52 PM (2/MrR)

71 I'm a Navy vet and lover of all USN/USMC aviation. But the fact Cancerous McCain made the A10 his pet project while fcking his base in the arse, kinda left a funk IMO on the Warthog.

Posted by: Montana at April 20, 2026 06:53 PM (hyQrc)

72 Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (rbvCR)

The Left and Media have somehow decided that killing Non Uniformed combatants, during an occupation or insurgency, can be murder.

But they think they can destroy their own war fighters, because the West has not FELT the consequence of War, since WW2. We have a couple of generations, that have been CONSTANTLY at war, yet the civilians never felt it... because while the US Military was at war, the country, was not.

Except for 1975 - 1979? The US has had men in combat, since 1960.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2026 06:53 PM (mP0Kj)

73 "palestinians " have elevated victim hood to a skill set.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 06:54 PM (DIbRX)

74 The Turks had their run on Genocide with the Armenians

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

75 @73 "Balestenians"; arabic gots no "P" !

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)

76 A-10 extended to 2030.

Don't know why it isn't open ended, but something is better than nothing.

i presume it has something to do with airframe life expectancy.
Posted by: anachronda


They should bring them back into production, 10,000+ units, trick them out with some killer AI, and send them into random foreign countries to rain death and destruction on 'the enemy' just like Iran would.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

77 runner, I normally call them fakestinians

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 06:58 PM (DIbRX)

78 Looks like we won't have Tim Cook to kick around anymore. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Apple for providing a set of platforms and products that I've been able to successfully ignore for five decades. One less constellation of tech headaches to have to navigate.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 06:58 PM (N8ZBc)

79 Mary Moriarty is a menace and all those like her. Larry Krasner in Philadelphia another. Just those two alone have blood on their hands and literally don't care.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

80 We live peacefully everyday amongst people from many religions.

That's what you call burning churches and raping, and killing women!
Not sure they know the correct order of those last 2.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 06:59 PM (YBtcQ)

81
Every Brit I run into says the same thing - the country is in dire straights.

When you get money for nothing you end up with an industrial disease.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

82 I notice one thing that wasn't said by the Utah gov: Because of the seriousness of the allegations of improper contact between judge and plaintiff, we're going to continue to use the previous congressional district map for the next election season.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 20, 2026 06:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

83 81
Every Brit I run into says the same thing - the country is in dire straights.

When you get money for nothing you end up with an industrial disease.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

And, as this post shows....

They are losing their Brothers in Arms.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2026 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

84 50, I'm in, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 07:01 PM (VyBeY)

85 The Utah Court Justice banging the Dem Lawyer....that Dem Lawyer earned it. I saw Justice Hagen's photo. And, he only got two seats for Dems. Her face is atleast a 5 seater. That's taking one for the team.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 07:01 PM (dIske)

86 >>> Looks like we won't have Tim Cook to kick around anymore. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Apple for providing a set of platforms and products that I've been able to successfully ignore for five decades. One less constellation of tech headaches to have to navigate.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 06:58 PM (N8ZBc)


Apple Macs were pretty great right until Steve died. iPhones were pretty solid early on too. But Tim killed the quality, made everything gay.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 07:02 PM (3uBP9)

87 palestinians, chinese, africans is "torqued" in britain

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 07:02 PM (HJCDN)

88 Isn't it Australia that is prosecuting one of their most decorated Special Forces soldiers for war crimes?

I think the Left tried to do that here and Trump pardoned him IIRC. On this I'm not betting on my recall.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:03 PM (0cOSz)

89 People who post most about "genocide" are Turks, or those sponsored on Social Media by Turkey. Funny that...
Posted by: runner

We agree
~Armenians

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 07:03 PM (YBtcQ)

90 That honky gal don't be looks nuttin likes me!

Posted by: Fani Willis at April 20, 2026 07:06 PM (QCEpb)

91 U.S. Marines depart amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli (LHA 7) by helicopter and transit over the Arabian Sea to board and seize M/V Touska.

-
Swinging over on lines strung from the yardarms is much cooler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 07:08 PM (ndZc7)

92 Not only did we stop production on the F-22 we destroyed all the production machinery.

I still don't understand why we stopped production and question the reasoning on destroying the machinery ( don't want it to get into the wrong hands) .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:08 PM (0cOSz)

93 My brother was sixteen when his public-school "friends" (he went to a religious school half an hour away) convinced him that it'd be fun if they stole the public school's van and joyrode it to the nearest major city, which was in another state. He pled guilty after they got caught and got sent to juvie for SIX MONTHS four hours from home. Someone from our family visited every weekend, but we were pretty much the only family that did that.

Six months of juvie four hours from home for taking a public school vehicle across state lines. Yeah, he didn't "get away with it" and hasn't been arrested since.

Posted by: pookysgirl missed her favorite sibling for those six months at April 20, 2026 07:08 PM (Wt5PA)

94 Tapper strikes me as something less than completely unbiased.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 20, 2026 07:09 PM (8ty7h)

95 Britain is failing because of its entrenched caste system. The people at the top, the titled, the aristocracy live under the illusion they will not be impacted by what goes on at the lower rungs of society. That the institutions will always defend that primacy of aristocracy. Big LOL. Their world is being swept away and they are ignorant. When Tommy Robinson said that the reason no one paid attention to the epidemic of rapes in the UK, is because it was happening to the working class families, I understood it completely.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)

96 87 I don't have any doubts about the quality of their stuff. It's just that when I was ass deep in alligators working on the major platforms, it was nice to be able to tell the folx with Apple problems "No. Not my problem. You're on your own with that. Good luck!"

When the first Mac came out, they had a deal where you could take one home for free for a day or two and try it. I grabbed one and brought it back to the office and we cracked it open to document what was inside. I really liked the original Mac keyboard a lot. Nice and compact and clackety.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:10 PM (N8ZBc)

97
SAS soldiers are resigning in significant numbers over fears they will be subjected to "witch hunts" by human-rights lawyers.

__________

Much as we joke about the military capacity of our "allies," it's important to remember that there are still first-class personnel there, starved and betrayed by their governments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:10 PM (tgvbd)

98 Ooops 87 is now 86.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:10 PM (N8ZBc)

99
Britain is failing because of its entrenched caste system. The people at the top, the titled, the aristocracy live under the illusion they will not be impacted by what goes on at the lower rungs of society. That the institutions will always defend that primacy of aristocracy. 

___________

It might be said we have the same clueless aristocrats, but we're not yet as far gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:12 PM (tgvbd)

100 ...they stole the public school's van
===

A cry for help.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

101 Looks like we won't have Tim Cook to kick around anymore.

We will miss him. (sniff)

Posted by: Big Homo, Inc. at April 20, 2026 07:12 PM (QCEpb)

102 Britain is dying.
It's a shame.
Nobody but themselves to blame.
Pity they don't have a 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:12 PM (2WIwB)

103 Canada has been running commercials all over the pkace here recruiting for the military.

I'd sooner see who is attacking us, who are they killing and what they have to offer before making a choice. Apparently being treated like a second class ×××××× for 2 years doesn't make for loyal subjects.

Couldn't even go into restaurants....

I wonder if Canada's enemies would need help? I meant liberators.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b)

104 Years back I was around a series (5-6) of British military officers for about 6 months at a time, as they rotated through a post. All services. All save one planned to cut their planned military careers short, due to (generally) lack of public support for their mission. This was 20 years ago. Imagine what's it like now.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (U/Byj)
=====

The clincher is that Keir Starmer (playing the role of "Keir Starmer) is a former human rights lawyer.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2026 07:14 PM (rj6Yv)

105 They said Amendment D.

Heh heh...heh heh

Posted by: Beavis torabora at April 20, 2026 07:14 PM (EntAB)

106 Utah is not the conservative bastion it was when I lived there in the 1970s. It hasn't been for a long time.

Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2026 07:14 PM (wvc0i)

107 Its a VPN Dildo. And I'm pretty hard headed.

Lets do this. Lets. Do. This.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 20, 2026 07:14 PM (kh9GD)

108 I know Britain did something right since we were founded by those guys but I'll be damned if I can find anything I've ever liked about Britain.





Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:15 PM (0cOSz)

109 I liked the original Apple choice of Motorola CPUs too. The 68000 was very orthogonal to program in assembler. Like with the 6800, the instruction and register sets were such that there was always an obvious and straightforward way to code something without needing to think too hard about it.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:15 PM (N8ZBc)

110 Ooops 87 is now 86.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:10 PM (N8ZBc)
*****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: James Comey, future felon at April 20, 2026 07:16 PM (EntAB)

111 What is going on with Stefanik and Trump?
She gets the job then she doesn't, then she gets the endorsement then she doesn't.
She was hard core before Trump and has been one his most loyal advocates. And as shown here, she competently nails opponents.
What's up?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 07:17 PM (FJMtP)

112 they stole the public school's van
===

A cry for help.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

That's why you always carry zip ties with you. Tie yourself up and claim you were forced into the Van.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:18 PM (0cOSz)

113
I'll be damned if I can find anything I've ever liked about Britain.

It swings like a pendulum do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

114 Just saw a trailer for "Pressure," a new D-Day movie that looks OK.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:19 PM (N8ZBc)

115 When we stole vehicles we were not going to school to get one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX)

116 "Africa"? Funny name for Old England.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:42 PM


The UK is pretty soggy. Maybe the rains will be blessed.

Posted by: Toto at April 20, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

117 OK, everyone, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

Jimmy Dore
@jimmy_dore
According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

118 The "C" compiler for the MC68000 was ridiculously efficient too.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 20, 2026 07:20 PM (qFwJc)

119
The UK is pretty soggy

___________

The first Spring I lived there it rained on 34 consecutive days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:21 PM (tgvbd)

120 Jimmy Dore
@jimmy_dore
According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:
====
Literally the stupidest thing I have heard about this war.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

121 I liked the original Apple choice of Motorola CPUs too. The 68000 was very orthogonal to program in assembler. Like with the 6800, the instruction and register sets were such that there was always an obvious and straightforward way to code something without needing to think too hard about it.
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 07:15 PM


The flat addressing was wonderful. I've often thought about how the world would be different had IBM chosen Motorola, instead of Intel, and the segmented architecture of the 808x family.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

122 120
The UK is pretty soggy

___________

The first Spring I lived there it rained on 34 consecutive days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:21 PM (tgvbd)

Sounds like Buffalo this month of April so far ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (3sXRv)

123

Living in SW Wyoming, we used to go the the Salt Lake City area for weekend trips. There is a lot of cool stuff to see and do there.

Not anymore unless we have to go for medical reasons to a large hospital.

It's so sad to see what the area is now.

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)

124 Imma use my nuklar codes on you!

Posted by: San Franpsycho's mamma at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

125 Ok, but what if we hold another deposition...

@nypost 2h
ActBlue employees took the Fifth in House depositions 146 times https://trib.al/F3669ac

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 20, 2026 07:22 PM (diia5)

126 Yes, I always believe what retired CIA analysts have to say/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (rZCVI)

127 I'll be damned if I can find anything I've ever liked about Britain.


Haley Atwell comes to mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB)

128 According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”

Wrong my ass. Use the damn bomb already. The muslims want a nuke, I got ya nuke right here.

Light their asses up. I want to see if the GD things work.

Posted by: Old Iron Pants at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (QCEpb)

129 Every Brit I run into says the same thing - the country is in dire straights.

When you get money for nothing you end up with an industrial disease.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)
=======

I figured that one day that "unwritten Consitution" thing would bite the people of that country in the ass. In the US, at least, some corrective measures can be taken in the midterms. For the Brits, August 2029 is a long ways down the road.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2026 07:24 PM (rj6Yv)

130 According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:


If that were true ? Absolutely reason to back a military coup.

If you don't think its true ? Absolutely reason to change your entire thinking about the United States. Including the Pentagon. Pretty much EVERYTHING about us.

I wouldn't doubt it either way.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 20, 2026 07:24 PM (kh9GD)

131
Did Trump try to grab the "football" from the military aide? Maybe we'll hear from some coffee-pourer who heard about it from a friend who has a cousin who was told this from someone on his deathbed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd)

132 According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson:

==

retired spooks has inside knowledge of Special Situation Room meetings? who leaked to him ??

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 07:24 PM (GD0B3)

133 126 Yes, I always believe what retired CIA analysts have to say/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (rZCVI

I've seen some of these guys on MS Now.

They look like they're great at games of 'Risk.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 07:24 PM (Sco7b)

134 Larry Johnson might want to think twice about having his connected to that piece of bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:25 PM (DIbRX)

135 Hope the Iranian RG read Johnson's twex.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:25 PM (0cOSz)

136 Does that honkey gal wear her dress backwards?
Askin' fo a friend.

Posted by: torabora at April 20, 2026 07:25 PM (EntAB)

137 103 Britain is dying.
It's a shame.
Nobody but themselves to blame.
Pity they don't have a 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: Diogenes
--------

It's not dying it's being taken over by the same theocrats we are eliminating in Iran only worse, they don't have to build nukes they already have them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 07:25 PM (FJMtP)

138 If you were trying to map security leak vectors it would be fun to assemble a variety of uniquely crazy stuff about what Trump said. Because the leakers will leak, it's all they have.

Posted by: banana Dream - traceroute at April 20, 2026 07:27 PM (3uBP9)

139 Haley Atwell comes to mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB

I was going to say Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:28 PM (0cOSz)

140 >>> Utah is not the conservative bastion it was when I lived there in the 1970s. It hasn't been for a long time.
Posted by: Archer at April 20, 2026 07:14 PM (wvc0i)

The hell you say!

Posted by: Jack Mormon Soft Swinging Influencer Housewives in Draper, hooked on booze and drugs and Botox at April 20, 2026 07:28 PM (gWBY1)

141 I heard Keir was happy to be a bottom for Mojtaba.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 07:29 PM (DIbRX)

142 CIA operatives like Spanberger are scary. A deep stater if there ever was one.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3)

143 I've seen some of these guys on MS Now.

They look like they're great at games of 'Risk.' hide the sausage in my anus.
Posted by: Stateless

Risk is a great game. This is more accurate, and doesn't besmirch a classic.

Posted by: Fake AoS HQ Editor at April 20, 2026 07:30 PM (ycI94)

144 They should bring them back into production, 10,000+ units, trick them out with some killer AI, and send them into random foreign countries to rain death and destruction on 'the enemy' just like Iran would.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)


Rutan's Scaled Composites built a Canard design CAS plane called the ARES, built around a chain gun with a single offset jet intake to avoid ingesting gun gasses.
Only one was made but it was flown like an amusement ride

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 07:30 PM (rbvCR)

145 I think the troll may be having some kind of ischemic accident.

Troll, call 911! Your brain is broken.

Posted by: San Franpsycho's mamma at April 20, 2026 07:31 PM (RIvkX)

146 Trump raped me in the Pentagon men's room with the nuclear football while Eric Swalwell drank rum and coke and laughed in 2008.

I am ashamed to tell the voters of Massholechusetts I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Barney Fag at April 20, 2026 07:31 PM (QCEpb)

147 Trump threatened to use the nuclear codes on the media company that produces the Gorilla Channel if they didn't get a better primetime gorilla lineup.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 07:31 PM (3uBP9)

148 My mamma cares about the troll but IDGAF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 07:31 PM (RIvkX)

149 I've had multiple cases in front of Hagan, the Utah judge mentioned here. Mostly in the Court of Appeals, which was before she was pushed up to the Supreme Court.

She's fairly competent, actually, but I preferred other judges.

The fact that she left her husband of 30 years to go with this Democrat lawyer is pretty surprising. And just for the record, she wasn't all that bad looking a couple of years ago.

There has been a huge political war between the various branches of government in Utah for quite some time now. Unlike the federal level, our legislature is probably the most powerful branch... they are very activist and dominate the state. Which is probably what the Founders intended, to be frank.

Our governor is spineless: he blows with the wind. Some days he's hardcore right wing, some days even Mitt Romney calls him out as being too soft and squishy. Our court system is not at all liking being the sudden flashpoint of controversy, either... but they didn't shut down the "Democrat rule by lawfare" and now it's biting them in the butt. Hagan is just the latest thing to get people mad at the judges.

Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 20, 2026 07:32 PM (/ZkOF)

150 Haley Atwell comes to mind.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:23 PM (2WIwB

I was going to say Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:28 PM (0cOSz)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:32 PM (2WIwB)

151 Who was it who temporarily misplaced the football? Obama or Clinton?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (0cOSz)

152 nood


Cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (3uBP9)

153 I know a few Mormon's that have SLC and ID roots. They are still pissed that Romney wasn't elected. They blame America for his loss. I shit you not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (abIsI)

154 If you don' get me a Diet Coke RIGHT NOW, Ima gonna nuke Pelosi's house.

Posted by: Things Trump actually said, according to Madison Cornbread at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

155 >>> 127 I'll be damned if I can find anything I've ever liked about Britain.

The British murder mystery writers and the fantasy authors, living or dead, that the left tries to cancel or skin suit. Stonehenge. Scones with clotted cream. Cheddar. Savory sandwiches and desserts at a high tea. And the Amelia meme going hilariously wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (gWBY1)

156
If we believed everything "retired CIA analysts" said, what would events look like?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (tgvbd)

157 Ahem.

We are the Top. Men.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Retired CIA analists at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

158 120 - I know, right? wtf?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)

159 I was a custodian of nuclear codes once. Back in the day. The practice ones were hard to handle. Almost cut myself once on the damned things.
Dangerous they are!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 07:36 PM (2WIwB)

160 Utah is not the conservative bastion it was when I lived there in the 1970s. It hasn't been for a long time.
Posted by: Archer

Yeah too many people are stuck in these time capsules of perceptions. SLC is basically Los Angeles with snow. Tons of illegals, tons Muslim of “refugees”, and a big tech scene that is as we know faaaar left. It’s not the SLC of even 2010.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 07:36 PM (qo2Mt)

161 the "next" moor" invasion

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 07:37 PM (HJCDN)

162 Unlike the federal level, our legislature is probably the most powerful branch...

Ackshully... as designed in the Constitution, Congress is far and away the most powerful branch. The members are just to enamored with retaining 'power' to use it so they've made the Presidency almost all-powerful by saying that cabinet secretaries need to decide everything.

They could take back the power they're supposed to have in a heartbeat if the thought of losing their seats didn't wake them up at night in a cold sweat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 07:38 PM (ExV1e)

163 The good news from Utah is that they concentrated all the crazies into one district, and the leading Democrat candidate is on record as saying some of the most hateful things about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and all the local leftists are in a panic. And now all the rest of the state can be hardcore right wing, whereas before the Utah representatives were kind of soft because they had purplish districts. Now they will be three bright red and one district to the left of Mao, and I mean that literally.

Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 20, 2026 07:38 PM (/ZkOF)

164 Yeah too many people are stuck in these time capsules of perceptions.

Back in the day ... we would call them Boomers.

Posted by: Yep ... VPN at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (kh9GD)

165 Posted by: LizLem at April 20, 2026 07:33 PM (gWBY1

Maybe the last one for me but the rest. Meh.

I don't get British humor either. I know it's heresy here but Monty Python is just not funny to me.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 07:42 PM (0cOSz)

166 161 the "next" moor" invasion

girl next door > girl next moor

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 07:45 PM (oY6Yp)

167 comes around, goes around. this is an old story.

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 07:55 PM (HJCDN)

168 Say what you want about catholic schools, but VERY few of those kids end up shooting up cars full of people.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 06:41 PM (vOtXJ)

Funny you should mention it. Sixty years ago, the one and only youth gang scandal ever in my hometown, right there at the parochial high school, and the police didn't want to push it until shots were fired. The priest tried to keep it covered up.
The toughs were cruising "down into coontown" every weekend, looking for strays to hit with ball bats. Finally a shotgun came into play.
Your storytelling works unless there's somebody around who can actually remember how you really act. You're not entitled to your own mythology.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 20, 2026 08:09 PM (zdLoL)

169 How could you resist not smacking the shit out of Jake Tapper if you ever ran into him in public? I guess being faced with jail time really works. Being civilized amongst uncivilized people sucks.

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Posted by: bokep 2024 at April 21, 2026 02:24 AM (5RwCp)

Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit

I like the lawsuit, but, as That Guy always says, nothing's going to happen.

Judges are pretty determined that only leftwingers can be defamed.


FBI Director Kash Patel slapped The Atlantic and its reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick with a defamation lawsuit, after the outlet alleged in a report that he has a drinking problem that could pose a threat to national ‌security.

Filed on Monday in the US District Court for the District of Columbia, the lawsuit, which seeks $250 million, claims the magazine's story, initially titled "Kash Patel's Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job," is "categorically false and defamatory."

The Atlantic, which published its exposé on Friday, cited more than two dozen anonymous sources expressing concern at Patel's "conspicuous inebriation and unexplained absences" that "alarmed officials at the FBI and the Department of Justice."


The story -- the title of which now reads, "The FBI Director Is MIA" -- reported that during Patel's tenure, the FBI ​had to reschedule early meetings "as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights" and that Patel "is often away or unreachable, delaying time-sensitive decisions needed to ​advance investigations."

"Some of Patel's colleagues at the FBI worry that his personal behavior has become a threat to public safety," the article stated.

The White House, the Department of Justice and Patel denied the allegations to the magazine. The article also quoted Patel as saying, "Print it, all false, I'll see you in court -- bring your checkbook."

A rep for the magazine told The Post on Monday: "We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend 'The Atlantic' and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit."

Patel's suit alleged that The Atlantic ignored the ‌FBI's denials ⁠and did not respond to a Friday letter from his lawyer Jesse Binnall to senior editors and The Atlantic's legal department, asking for more time to refute allegations in 19 questions that Fitzpatrick sent White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt.

The journo's letter was sent shortly before 4 p.m. Friday and the story was published at 6:20 p.m. that day, according to the complaint.

Lawyers for Patel claim that the Atlantic acted with "actual ​malice" -- a legal standard that ⁠requires public figures such as Patel to prove that the magazine publisher knowingly printed false information or recklessly ignored doubts about its accuracy.

"Defendants' conscious decision to ignore the detailed, specific, and substantive refutations in the Pre-Publication Letter, and their refusal to ​give a reasonable amount of time for the FBI and Director Patel to respond, is among the strongest possible ​evidence of actual ⁠malice," the lawsuit stated.

It sounds like an op, but then, a lot of people in politics drink really hard. Not as hard as "journalists," who tend to be alcoholics and pill-poppers, of course.

Related:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

16h

BREAKING: Newly declassified docs reveal former Washington Post reporter Shane Harris knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella, staying mum despite calling and texting with him; yet the WaPo phoned then-RealClearInvestigations editor Tom Kuntz to complain about RCI reporter Paul Sperry breaking the story exposing Ciaramella's identity and his pro-Biden background, Democrat bias and anti-Trump motives. A known Brennan shill and purveyor of the Russiagate hoax, Harris is now with the faithfully anti-Trump mag The Atlantic.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 hi

Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (FgaX7)

2 Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" ...
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Let's keep that as the picture.

Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (Fi81e)

3 nooded...

Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FgaX7)

4 And so it doesn't begin.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)

5 This needs to happen more often to the Leftists Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)

6 The lamest version I saw of this on X was: "Of course Patel has a drinking problem, we've seen a video of him chugging a beer!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

7 If she was not on the FBI sex cruise, this will not hold up in court.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (n9XW8)

8 hic Hillary

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (LHPAg)

9 I was excited by the first half of the headline, "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" ", but sorely disappointed by the second half, revealing the slap was metaphorical.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Av6i5)

10 Sounds kind of silly to me... Pols and "Journalists" both drink themselves into oblivion, every night, so what's the point to this story?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (dmDsy)

11 Didn't President Trump win a bunch of these lawsuits?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b)

12
Process punishment.

But, yeah, they say and print anything with impunity.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)

13 He drinks, you say...?

Posted by: The New Greta "Fun"berg at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (+5DDj)

14 Didn't President Trump win a bunch of these lawsuits?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b)

All or almost all settlements, presumably in his favor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (vPXog)

15 10 Sounds kind of silly to me... Pols and "Journalists" both drink themselves into oblivion, every night, so what's the point to this story?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (dmDsy)
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And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (G0vdT)

16 Popcorn ordered!

Posted by: Adriane the Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May in April Critic . . . at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (3ZUWJ)

17 But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)

18 Sue like the wind!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (wVcYX)

19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/)

20 Newly declassified docs reveal former Washington Post reporter Shane Harris knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella, staying mum despite calling and texting with him; yet the WaPo phoned then-RealClearInvestigations editor Tom Kuntz to complain about RCI reporter Paul Sperry breaking the story exposing Ciaramella's identity and his pro-Biden background, Democrat bias and anti-Trump motives.

--


Besides Clapper, Brennan, and Ciamarella, there are several members of the press who ought to be on trial for the largest scandal in American history.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (0U5gm)

21 Obviously an uphill fight in DC but I don't care. Keep suing them and making them pay legal fees if nothing else until they stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (viF8m)

22 12
Process punishment.

But, yeah, they say and print anything with impunity.
Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)

Oh, come now, if it was in the Atlantic, it has to be 100% accurate...


oh wait. I meant 100% bullshit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (DwqWV)

23 I was excited by the first half of the headline, "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" ", but sorely disappointed by the second half, revealing the slap was metaphorical.
Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:14 PM (Av6i5)
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One more word could have made it more satisfying, in addition to a substitution. Making "Kash Patel Pistol-whips 'Reporter'".

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e)

24
And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office.
Posted by: WisRich


Swalwell

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)

25 But he drank a a beer with the hockey team. So, see, he’s totally an alcoholic.
- left

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (13bda)

26 you shouldn't be allowed to sue people like this because it might prevent them from sometimes getting their facts straight

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (CWTWj)

27 the FBI ​had to reschedule early meetings "as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights"
--------------------------------
So Kash Patel runs the FBI like Winston Churchill ran the British war effort?

Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (uKWAY)

28 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/)

And how!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (wVcYX)

29 But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (DwqWV)
---
"But she SHOWED UP!!" -- Outrage Press.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

30 19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/)

Probably better check and see if there's any Irish in his background, too, just to be safe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (DwqWV)

31 Boasberg is the lead judge in that district, now that's funny. Wonder why he didn't file in another court?

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (kX27y)

32 All these 'insider leaks' from anonymous sources...

Kinda like last weekends Supreme Court leaks...

We have traitors in our midst.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (mP0Kj)

33 the FBI ​had to reschedule early meetings "as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights"
--------------------------------
So Kash Patel runs the FBI like Winston Churchill ran the British war effort?
Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (uKWAY)
---
Find out what he's drinking and order it for everybody!

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

34 The Bureaucracy will tie The Atlantic in knots for decades Mmbahaha!

Or at least until Trump leaves office. Maybe that's why they are trying repeatedly to kill him.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:18 PM (wBaIH)

35 re 17: maybe people thought she was really just stupid and naturally incoherent

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (CWTWj)

36 26 you shouldn't be allowed to sue people like this because it might prevent them from sometimes getting their facts straight
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:17 PM (CWTWj)

What are these "facts" of which you speak?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (DwqWV)

37 32 All these 'insider leaks' from anonymous sources...

Kinda like last weekends Supreme Court leaks...

We have traitors in our midst.
----------------------------------
Do we, in this case? How do you tell an anonymous inside source from making everything up?

Posted by: the lower depths at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (uKWAY)

38 35 re 17: maybe people thought she was really just stupid and naturally incoherent
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 05:19 PM (CWTWj)

And they would be correct in that assessment. Both are true.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (DwqWV)

39 The Democrat playbook should be followed.

Round up all the evil judges and put them in the cells previously occupied by the J6ers.
Allow them the same legal ethics as the former.

Arrest some media stars for their sexual misconduct with minors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (FJMtP)

40
And let's not forget Congress. How many have liquor cabinets in their office.
Posted by: WisRich

Swalwell
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


He probably has them in his bathrooms, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (xG4kz)

41 "Some of Patel's colleagues at the FBI worry that his personal behavior has become a threat to public safety," the article stated.

This reeks of retardation.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (n9XW8)

42 Tom Kuntz?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (Cqx++)

43 19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:16 PM (CNl8/)


For that comment, Sir, you will be carded for the next ten years at the Kwik-E-Mart. Thank you and come again!

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (PiwSw)

44 19 We're the Heckowee?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (wBaIH)

45 He probably has them in his bathrooms, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:20 PM (xG4kz)

No, that's where he keep the roofies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (DwqWV)

46 We have traitors in our midst.
---
What are the odds that actual against-the-law leaks will be punished harsher than parading on public grounds without a permit?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

47 "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit"


If this would happen more then maybe, just maybe, we might get somewhere on the road to an actual non biased press like they claim they are.*


*The press in this country has never been non biased, they just started claiming that mantle in the 1960s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)

48 I don't love the venue, but let the Lefties pay their lawyers and play defense. These suits don't seem always unwinnable, the Covington kid won, Trump won a couple. Also, the Atlantic has a sugar momma, let momma pay for it 'til she chokes on it. That money will only ever work against us in the long run anyway, pick their pockets at every opportunity.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 05:21 PM (w/O5Q)

49 A known Brennan shill and purveyor of the Russiagate hoax, Harris is now with the faithfully anti-Trump mag The Atlantic.

Physiognomy doesn't disappoint -

https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1)

50
But Kamala showing up everywhere either drunk or high was no big deal, amirite?
Posted by: tcn in AK


But, but, but, that beeyotch was simply ACES with Venn Diagrams!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (xG4kz)

51 Haji! Bring my Canadian Club chop chop! We're going to severely beat some brain cells to death!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (wBaIH)

52 Physiognomy doesn't disappoint -

https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1)

Hmm. Pale pudgy twat. Check.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (DwqWV)

53 Local covens are happy today:

"Pennsylvania court overturns limits on Medicaid coverage for abortions

A Pennsylvania court ruled that the state's constitution guarantees a right to abortion, overturning a decades-long law that banned using Medicaid funds for abortion costs."

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 20, 2026 05:23 PM (fE6HJ)

54 This the same fbi that likes to rape; i mean "date" south american chicks?

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (HJCDN)

55 The Atlantic has just learned from shit we just made up that Kash Patel has been known to frequent a little person brothel (Ed:"Be sure to change "shit we just made up" to "sources within the FIB" before post.)

Posted by: The Atlantic at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Fi81e)

56
Like Snopes going after the Babylon Bee oblivious to it being a comedy site.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Y8DZL)

57 I am sure all those anonymous sources will line up to testify in court.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX)

58 19 We all know that Indians have a weakness for alcohol.
Posted by: Mark1971


An interesting theory -- almost certainly true -- posits that alcohlism is a genetic trait that disappeared from populations (think Darwin Awards) award time -- but it takes thousnads of years for the trait to slowly fade from prevalence. And that alcohol fermentation first arose as a consequence of the appearance of agriculture, when people had leftover graisn they could ferment. So the longer you culture/civi,ization has had agriculture, the more time has passed for the alcoholism gene to eliminate itself from the population. So -- which are the cultures that started practicing agriculture last? Answer: North America, Africa, and (within Europe) Scandinavia. Snd -- what cultures have the highest prevalence of alcoholism? North America (i.e. Native American Indians), Africa, and Scandinavia.

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Av6i5)

59 Midget brothels?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (kbShR)

60 award time = over time

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (Av6i5)

61 A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

62
Hmm. Pale pudgy twat. Check.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Milky white glutes. Double check.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (xG4kz)

63 54 This the same fbi that likes to rape; i mean "date" south american chicks?
Posted by: pahound

I thought that was a Secret Service gig.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Y8DZL)

64 @ 53-that ain't gonna fly...

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (HJCDN)

65 Er, uh...I'm not seeing the problem heah. *hic*

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 20, 2026 05:27 PM (Wnv9h)

66 "Kash Patel Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit"
____

It would be nice if this was literally true, Kash walking up to the reporter and taking a 150 page stack of legal paper in a polypropylene folder and slapping him in the face with it. More satisfying that way.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:27 PM (Dv3i1)

67
Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss


1/3 off if you pay in Bit Coin

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (xG4kz)

68 64 @ 53-that ain't gonna fly...
Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:26 PM (HJCDN)

These rulings are Red Meat for the Left Base AND methods for creating contempt for the rule of law.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)

69 what cultures have the highest prevalence of alcoholism? North America (i.e. Native American Indians), Africa, and Scandinavia.

Then how do we get so many entertaining clips out of Russia?

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (n9XW8)

70 Kash O'Patel and the Little People

Posted by: Walt Disney at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (wVcYX)

71 Steve Jobs left wing widow having fun with her left-wing newsletter.

Has any chick ever actually created their own empire of wealth? They always marry into it or are born into it. And they're always hard-left.

Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (eIzlH)

72 Nothing will happen. Some judge will dismiss it.

Just like Trump's yuuge lawsuit was recently dismissed for 'reasons'.

Nothing ever happens. Nothing will happen until we have people who, like the founding fathers, are willing to pledge 'their lives, fortunes and sacred honor' in pursuit of freedom.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (QGaXH)

73 Has any chick ever actually created their own empire of wealth? They always marry into it or are born into it. And they're always hard-left.

Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (eIzlH)
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Oprah.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (Fi81e)

74 "Besides Clapper, Brennan, and Ciamarella, there are several members of the press who ought to be on trial for the largest scandal in American history.

Posted by: Thomas Paine"

Common sense says nothing will happen.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/)

76 75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
___

I believe the correct term is fire-water.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

77 Indian drink heap big firewater. Ugh.

Oh wait. Wrong Indian.

Posted by: tsj017 at April 20, 2026 05:30 PM (xakWh)

78 Just like Trump's yuuge lawsuit was recently dismissed for 'reasons'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 05:28 PM (QGaXH)
---
Well, if I remember correctly. Comey is as dirty as sin, but when they dismissed his last case, wasn't there something like they aren't allowed to ever charge him for something like this again?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

79 The press in this country has never been non biased, they just started claiming that mantle in the 1960s.
Posted by: Mister Scott

People don't realize that newspapers were open about their political leanings, often stating so in their names. The Democrat or the Republican. An unbiased media is a pipe dream, and always will be.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (DsA2n)

80 75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/)

‘Shrooms, weed, tobacco and syphilis.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (pDt9x)

81 67
Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Robert Reich, scrubbing his Internet history at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (PiwSw)

82 75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:29 PM (CNl8/)-----

Nah they had to make do with peyote

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

83 No alcohol no worked metal no horsies. At least big riding horsies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (kbShR)

84 Oprah.

Martha Stewart, perhaps. She's a pure businesswoman, right?

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (n9XW8)

85
Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971


Fermented wild fruit, but that was by accident and not design.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (xG4kz)

86 83 No alcohol no worked metal no horsies. At least big riding horsies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:31 PM (kbShR)

Or the wheel. Damned Euros.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

87 The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (HJCDN)

88 @58 It's a good looking logic, but you obviously have never been out drinking with Mesopotamians.

Groat slurry on the rooftops, baby.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (zdLoL)

89 No makum fire water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (kbShR)

90 59 Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (kbShR)

Think of them like hooker mcnuggets

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (w/O5Q)

91 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (PiwSw)

92
Bartiromo: "Are you suggesting that Obama's leadership on Iran was better?"

KHANNA: "Yes, I am"

Bartiromo: "Under President Obama there were 14 wire transfers to a Swiss account linked to Hezbollah...he also sent pallets of cash in a plane..."

KHANNA: “Barack Obama was a great statesman"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:33 PM (FJMtP)

93 The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:32 PM (HJCDN)
---
Former governor of Arizona, Jan Brewer made a statement earlier. According to former governor Brewer, "What the fuck?!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

94 61 A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

First Greta.
Now this.

Will these sexual temptations ever end?!?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)

95 State law superceding Federal law sounds kinda Civil Warish,eh?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)

96 Ro Khanna is a communist and a retard.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

97 ...obviously not a great architect.

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (HJCDN)

98 AZ Democrats are gasping for air.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:35 PM (FJMtP)

99 The lawsuit wont go anywhere but it's at least a shot across the bow that there are costs to this game they're playing.

Gawker got put out of business over the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

I hate litigiousness but the Left is not going to stop so the Right might as well fight fire with fire.

Getting involved in a lawsuit sucks, even when you win.

Posted by: Leupold at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (eIzlH)

100
KHANNA: “Barack Obama was a great statesman"


Is that that ass, Ro Khanna? Mark Halprin has a huge man crush on him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (xG4kz)

101 A Little Person Brothel was a scene cut out of the final edit of The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

---
They didn't call it the Lollipop Guild for nothin'!

Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

102 IranWire:
The captain of the Touska, seized by U.S. Marines after being disabled, is an IRGC operative

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:37 PM (FJMtP)

103 Kellog’s Corn Beer never really took off.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x)

104 First Greta.
Now this.

Will these sexual temptations ever end?!?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:34 PM (Sco7b)


That's whatI want to know!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Come On. Help A Brother Out! at April 20, 2026 05:38 PM (dmDsy)

105 Greta - no matter how I turn the pic of her, nope not cute.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

106 Patel seems to be the little piece of noodle that's left over in the bottom of the pot and is stuck to the bottom.

I have zero faith in this known liar.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (abIsI)

107 Nothing's going to happen.

Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e)

108 "knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella

Fuck - I KNEW it was Eric Carmella by then. Everybody knew. But they all kept it super-duper top secret. Because if the public at large knew, they'd see the whole thing for what it was - garbage.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (vOtXJ)

109 Beer and a tequila chaser-nice!

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:39 PM (HJCDN)

110 49 A known Brennan shill and purveyor of the Russiagate hoax, Harris is now with the faithfully anti-Trump mag The Atlantic.

Physiognomy doesn't disappoint -

https://tinyurl.com/bdcrrtvj
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Dv3i1)


A friend should quietly let him know that just because he has FAS, doesn't mean that everyone drinks like his mom.

Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (Sy6m/)

111 Midget brothels?
Posted by: Boss Moss

There is a wonderful bar in Manila staffed by little people named "The Hobbit House".

I suppose you could get lucky there, everybody was too busy laughing and having a great time when I visited.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL)

112 Remember:
The point of these stories isn't to convince the left--they're to reassure the goofball religious "right," the David French wing of Pretendicons, who need a constant stream of Republican moral failings to suffocate their conscience, that sees they present as a conservative yet always acts as a far leftist.

They're not bad people for supporting Democrats, it's the Republicans fault for drinking and chasing women.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:40 PM (tUP1A)

113 108 Greta - no matter how I turn the pic of her, nope not cute.
Posted by: tubal


This is where plastic leaf bags are used.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (abIsI)

114
I watched a video of the Doom Goblin talking.

Man, her eyes dart all over the place as she speaks. It's like the thoughts trundling down her misfiring neural pathways encounter speed bumps or blocked neural synapses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (xG4kz)

115 knew the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella
---
Don't forget that John Roberts made the bizarre and unprecedented ruling in the impeachment "trial" that his name could not be disclosed.

That, I think, is a thread that should lead to a rope.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (tUP1A)

116 hmm

"Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration to take a position in the private sector. She has done a phenomenal job in her role by protecting American workers, enacting fair labor practices, and helping Americans gain additional skills to improve their lives.

Keith Sonderling will take on the role of Acting Secretary of Labor."

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3)

117 Fuck - I KNEW it was Eric Carmella by then. Everybody knew. But they all kept it super-duper top secret. Because if the public at large knew, they'd see the whole thing for what it was - garbage.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

How DARE YOU!!
-John Roberts, Presiding over Impeachment Trial

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1)

118
Man, her eyes dart all over the place as she speaks. It's like the thoughts trundling down her misfiring neural pathways encounter speed bumps or blocked neural synapses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 05:42 PM (xG4kz)
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It's your fault she never finished high school, you know.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)

119 Kash Patel Dick Slaps "Reporter" With $250 Million Defamation Lawsuit Leaving Dick Shaped Bruise

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (Kt19C)

120 You don’t suppose Greta’s ‘ Rents used puberty blockers on here, do you???

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x)

121 (from Steven Cheung)

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (GD0B3)

122 Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa


NOW you're getting it!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (dmDsy)

123 Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa


NOW you're getting it!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:43 PM (dmDsy)
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VD?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)

124 124 You don’t suppose Greta’s ‘ Rents used puberty blockers on here, do you???
Posted by: tubal


I believe the Rents are hard core Antifa people. So, prolly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (abIsI)

125 Can you get a lot at a little persons brothel?

By "lot," do you mean like a ten pack? They ain't that little.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (vTZFs)

126 Here's all you need to know, that it's a bullshit lawsuit that even Kash knows will go nowhere:

"Filed on Monday in the US District Court for the District of Columbia ...."

He might as well have rolled in into a tight cylinder and shoved it up his ass, for all the good it'll do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (tUP1A)

127 75 Was there even alcohol in North America before Europeans brought it?
Posted by: Mark1971

So, Indians drinking is cultural appropriation?

I think reparation money from Casino revenue is a just solution.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (Y8DZL)

128 WHOA!!

"Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, and John Ternus is taking over. - 9to5Mac"


Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (GD0B3)

129 Greta’s next venture is shaving her pubic hair, and donating it to African midget with alopecia.

You’re welcome
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:45 PM (ittVa)
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So, the forum just turned into "I dare you to read this"?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

130 60 Minutes:

Iran still has nearly 1,000 pounds of highly-enriched uranium, "enough material, if you enrich it just a little bit more, for 10-11 nuclear bombs."

"Iran has been lying about its nuclear weapons effort for over 20 years now."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (FJMtP)

131 Lori Chavez-DeRemer was a mess. An IG investigation earlier this year found that she had an alcohol stash in her office and went to strip clubs with subordinates during work trips.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (CNl8/)

132 "Ternus has been at Apple since 2001 and currently oversees hardware engineering for iPhone, iPad, Mac, and other products. The transition happens in September, giving Ternus five months to prepare for one of the most high-profile CEO roles in tech."

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)

133 "Iran has been lying about its nuclear weapons effort for over 20 years now."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (FJMtP)
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And that's all Donald Trump's fault, you know.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e)

134
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer will be leaving the Administration

Who?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)

135 I guess Cook is not leaving, he is hanging around as Executive Chairman to collect a massive board comp package.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)

136 Chinese weapons components were found aboard the Touska.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 05:49 PM (DIbRX)

137 Where the hell did THAT come from??

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)

138 Lori Chavez-DeRemer was a mess. An IG investigation earlier this year found that she had an alcohol stash in her office and went to strip clubs with subordinates during work trips.

==

I did not know that!

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)

139 141 I’m taking a poll. Do you think runner blows his father or does maj Healey do that for him?
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:49 PM (ittVa)


Gauntlet thrown?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Oh, Yes! Lisp It Baby!!! at April 20, 2026 05:50 PM (dmDsy)

140 (ittVa) @ 141

Mods, you got work to do !

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:51 PM (GD0B3)

141 I must have missed a conversation or two hile I was out doing meat space stuff.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:51 PM (pDt9x)

142 Embrace the power of "and"...

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (HJCDN)

143 Are mods asleep ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3)

144 The state constitution super-cedes the federal Constitution? And the fed's pay? This'll be fun...
--
CA state judge has over-ruled the President's Executive Order.
The one that specifically stated re-opening the oil drilling platform was a national security matter.

Nope. State environmental law over-rides federal national security.

Trump keeps letting this crap go on but here, again, I wish he'd refuse the order and send federal troops to ensure the EO remains active.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (tUP1A)

145 You guys did not notice a shit troll in your midst ?? what is wrong with you ??

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (GD0B3)

146 142 Chinese weapons components were found aboard the Touska.
Posted by: Ben Had

True? The same thing was claimed about the Russian ship seized on it's way to Cuba a few months back.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:52 PM (Y8DZL)

147 Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy)

148 So, the forum just turned into "I dare you to read this"?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

Finally, I can share my Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar erotic fan fiction!!

"I struggled against the ropes but my arms and legs were tightly secured. The blindfold covered my eyes. Naked fleshy appendages slid over my head. As I struggled to breathe, I knew I was about to be drained dry....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)

149 went on and on with a weirdo new nic and not axing questions?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

150 I haven't had anything to drink. I tried some of those field sobriety tests and didn't do to good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (kbShR)

151 Auspex, Tousi reported it and his sources are normally pretty good.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (DIbRX)

152 Hillary “ Shelob” Clinton.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (pDt9x)

153 Again; embrace the power of "and"; to be fair, some choose "so"?

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (HJCDN)

154 132 So, Indians drinking is cultural appropriation?

I think reparation money from Casino revenue is a just solution.


we talking about reparations that are soluble in alcohol?

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)

155 Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy)



troll needs to go, man

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

156 161 Not sure that's something a mod needs to get into.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:53 PM (dmDsy)



troll needs to go, man
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy)

157 have any of you seen (ittVa) @ 141 before ?

Me either. Must not like Tim Cook....

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)

158 I wish, Sid.


I wish.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (Ot/FD)

159 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy)

what are you trying to say ?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3)

160 Regarding Israel’s military intervention, we need more honesty in our debates.

We cannot expect Israel to idly stand by when tunnel networks are dug and another October 7th style massacre is being prepared from Southern Lebanon.

says German MP @jbvolkmann i

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (FJMtP)

161 troll needs to go, man
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy)


Whoops, sorry! I just wanted to say that also, we can just ignore them.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (dmDsy)

162 The "boss" who doesn't drink? You must be good at your job...

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (HJCDN)

163 One thing at a minimum, it will cost the reportaliar hefty legal fees with time,despair, anxiety, and effort. Hopefully he eats a pistol or better a 12 gauge shotgun.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 20, 2026 05:57 PM (xvV+O)

164 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dmDsy)


this is Quality site, this is not X

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3)

165 PSA

Copying and pasting trolls is no bueno!!

End PSA

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3)

166 What adventures could Tim Cook have planned for his declining years?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:00 PM (2ap+5)

167 Besides Tim Cook being homosexual I have no knowledge of his life.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (pDt9x)

168 apologies

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (HJCDN)

169 I feel like a certain bar of bombastic absurdity has to be cleared to make a personal attack not be in consideration for a banning offense.

Call me a retard, you're just being rude. And boring.

Call me a slack-spleened weak-ankled half-breed from a platypus and a panda, and... why, gosh darn it, at that point you're simply Elevating the Discourse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (Ot/FD)

170 Back to Apple, isn't it interesting that Apple is not to be headed by someone who seems to be a real Engineer? Not a business/fulfillment guy like Cook.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:02 PM (GD0B3)

171 that was an obvious low grade shit troll, stirring shit and trolling

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3)

172 Steve Jobs was a visionary. Despite his homosexuality, Tim Cook is not.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:04 PM (2ap+5)

173 167 What adventures could Tim Cook have planned for his declining years?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:00 PM (2ap+5)


Perfecting the Power Bottom Position?

Posted by: Denny Crane - If Anyone Can, It's HIM! at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (dmDsy)

174 this is Quality site, this is not X
Posted by: runner

Visit the comments at Zero Hedge and you'll all feel good about yourselves.

...before throwing up and taking a shower that won't get you clean.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (Y8DZL)

175 Tje new guy is an acyual engineer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (kbShR)

176 Yeah, I don't know what made Cook special enough to take over for Jobs.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3)

177 176 Tje new guy is an acyual engineer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:05 PM (kbShR)

What kind of engineer is that?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (pDt9x)

178 ZH would have to pay me a lot to visit their garbage site. And I still would not visit.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3)

179 His death?

Posted by: pahound at April 20, 2026 06:07 PM (HJCDN)

180 I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x)

181 172 Steve Jobs was a visionary. Despite his homosexuality, Tim Cook is not.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:04 PM (2ap+5)
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Cook was a brilliant operations director when he first joined Apple, he really turned the operations end of things around.

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

182 Afternoon, all! Ace, I hope you're feeling better. Looking at the sidebar, you've been heroically posting right along today, haven't you?

I'm in lovely (and I'm not being sarcastic) Salina, Kansas. 75 degrees and *dry*, with sunlight and wind. I just washed the car and it practically dried itself. Later I'll go out to a local burger and ice-cream location a few miles up the main avenue from me.

Saw three houses this morning. They were not as attractive as they seemed in their Realtor pics, lemme tell ya. One was nice, one was meh, one needed more work than the listing admitted to. The realtor lady tells me that in the price range I'm looking at, I'm not as likely to find a house with a garage as if I were willing to go $30-50K higher. Well, sure, but -- No way, Jose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (+2QQb)

183 Troll posts go up in smoke. Thank you COBs!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:09 PM (O7YUW)

184 178 ZH would have to pay me a lot to visit their garbage site. And I still would not visit.
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:06 PM (GD0B3

I scan headlines there but most of their precious metals articles are premium. A LOT of their articles are now.

The comments are a dumpster fire as you probably know.

It's much less useful than before.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

185 ZH has become a parody site like an obscene Bee. I go there all the time.

Posted by: Accomack at April 20, 2026 06:10 PM (/Chlc)

186 You land in Salina be sure and frequent the Tucson Steak House. Really good, price is right.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:11 PM (pDt9x)

187 Mechanical engineer. He developed a mechanical feeding arm as a senior. John Ternus. Collegiate level swimmer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:12 PM (kbShR)

188 Ace, maybe you should build a macro that replaces "'journalist'" with "'journalist' 'slanderer'"?

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (mdaV5)

189 I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x)


Bitten by a bat with bat rabies !

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (GD0B3)

190 I'm not as likely to find a house with a garage as if I were willing to go $30-50K higher. Well, sure, but -- No way, Jose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You do know that Kansas gets occasional snow?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 20, 2026 06:15 PM (W5mpo)

191 189 I wonder why he chose to pick on you runner?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x)


Bitten by a bat with bat rabies !
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:14 PM (GD0B3)

Well it was weird.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x)

192 If the federal government cannot control how federal money is used, if it becomes a free-for-all that a State can use however they like, then those expenditures must be nulled. What's to stop a State from defining Medicare as a set-aside for hookers and blow?

This crap is getting ridiculous. The ruling class left, through their black-robed politburo, are seizing control of every aspect this country.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:16 PM (3uBP9)

193
I'll happily waste time here, but have given up more sites than I now visit.

30 minute in-depth propaganda pieces from Ukraine "experts" or General Petraeus on YouTube are no-go now, and the whole site seems to be turning into A.I. bullshit click bait.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:16 PM (Y8DZL)

194 Oh, look who is coming back to the negotiations. Losing that tanker might have been an incentive, maybe?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 06:17 PM (DIbRX)

195 Salina is right on the edge of “ Good” Kansas, climate wise.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:17 PM (pDt9x)

196 >>> You land in Salina be sure and frequent the Tucson Steak House. Really good, price is right.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 06:11 PM (pDt9x)


Ooh la la.

Don't you have to go to Cozy's first?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 20, 2026 06:19 PM (3uBP9)

197 Early voting is now happening in South Dakota. The Governors’ race is a dead heat between MAGA Businessman Toby Doeden and Trump Hater/ Liz Cheney’s best friend Dusty Johnson

Why would Dusty Johnson be best friends with a member of the J6 committee? -Loomer

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 06:19 PM (abIsI)

198 People do a lot of work on X and Rumble now, stream their shows. Youtube is restrictive and capricious, several popular youtubers, hundreds of thousands of subscribers popular, were randomly removed in the middle of their shows for some fake, capricious reasons and bogus claims.

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 06:20 PM (GD0B3)

199
The Atlantic and its reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick

-------

Sounds like an alky.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 20, 2026 06:20 PM (FOgXL)

200 In Spenglerian terms (as if I understood a word Spengler wrote), Apple under Jobs was about destiny; under Cook, it's about fate. I think that means there was a range of possible futures for the company with Jobs, and now that decision has been made.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 20, 2026 06:21 PM (2ap+5)

201 Ploppy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (kbShR)

202
Is A.H. Lloyd still around? Wondering if all the Pope Bob stuff last week offended his Catholic sensibilities and scared him away.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (Y8DZL)

203 .
NOOD

Quicker Than Usual Hits

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 06:22 PM (O7YUW)

204 123 Imagine Greta having sex and those googly eyes, lawn boy haircut and deformed face staring at you as she lisps out squeaky pleasure noises.
Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ittVa


I kind of staggered down that same terrible thought path only my interpretation of the doom goblin attempting human intercourse was her just screaming the entire time; just a long steady no change in tone or pitch, scream.

Posted by: Nelly at April 20, 2026 06:23 PM (6+ehB)

205
You do know that Kansas gets occasional snow?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 20, 2026


***
I'm looking forward to it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 20, 2026 06:25 PM (+2QQb)

206 It sounds like an op, but then, a lot of people in politics drink really hard. Not as hard as "journalists," who tend to be alcoholics and pill-poppers, of course.

Tend to be pill poppers - they alone can keep the roofie industry alive.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (/lPRQ)

207 I guess I missed a good troll while I was cooking dinner. Sadz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX)

208 Snow can be heavy Wolfus

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

209 >>> the identity of the anonymous impeachment "whistleblower" as early as Sept. 20, 2019, but chose to protect Eric Ciaramella,

Making shit up makes one a "whistlblower"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 20, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)

210 There is a large successful arts community there and a famous hamburger stand off downtown. Buy a sack of 35cent hamburgers.

Posted by: yoeman at April 20, 2026 06:33 PM (r2U0A)

Goblin Greta Thunberg's "Freedom Flotilla" Was Actually a Sexual Misconduct Armada

Allegedly.

But we've seen enough rapes at lefty events to make that a soft "allegedly."


They're going to need a bigger boat!

Greta Thunberg's freedom flotilla, which set sail from Barcelona Sunday for another anti-Israel voyage to Gaza, has been rocked by scandal after one of its woke leaders was accused of "sexual misconduct" with at least three volunteers.

"A senior leader within the flotilla -- a member of the steering committee, the highest governing body of the organization -- engaged in sexual relations with multiple activists while on the boat heading to Gaza. Not one person. Not two. Three different individuals," claimed Palestinian group Heart of Falastin in a social media post earlier this week.

"To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

LOL. People can't have sex while Palestinians are unhappy.

So close to Pride Month, too!

One Brazilian group named the alleged horndog as activist Thiago Avila, in an X post unearthed by media watchdog Honest Reporting and shared with The Post.


"On a ship carrying humanitarian aid, a Brazilian shows up with his d--k swinging and the only thing he manages to do is f--k and get arrested," Anti Esquerda Esquerda Club, a group that describes itself as criticizing the left from the left, wrote on X Tuesday, pointing the finger at Avila -- and referring to the Israeli Navy intercepting the flotilla and taking activists into custody.

The Paolo approves.

...

That tumultuous trip also saw her vessel's radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast in a clear troll at Thunberg.

Well if ABBA's playing, a man just isn't responsible for his actions, is he?

...

Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations.

"These allegations are obviously not true," he told The Post on WhatsApp Thursday while sailing off the coast of Spain.

"The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned and they confirmed that this is just a smear campaign, that we are comrades and nothing ever happened," he added, before embarking on a bizarre rant about the Epstein files.

Well I don't really see any "misconduct" here besides the usual practice of left-wing men taking advantage of the loose morals of left-wing women. The fact that Babies Are Dying In Gaza!!1! doesn't make this a crime.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

2 coulda been first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (CWTWj)

3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

4 Hmmm, you'd think ABBA would be a counterpoint to gay sexual assault, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (bss/y)

5 blade, its your turn to tell the others

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

6 "Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations."

You'd think an activist would have enough to keep him busy in Brazil, without seeking out battlegrounds in other parts of the world.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (zYpTz)

7 3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

The flotilla was months ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (bss/y)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (LdBR/)

9 So, like the rape tents?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

10 "These allegations are obviously not true."

Tee hee.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F)

11 Leftist men are generally women-hating hacks, who will stick their dicks in anything. After all, beta males have to have a captive audience to make it with the ladies. In an open market, no real woman would even give them a second glance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (DwqWV)

12 re 7: ok, so he learned from bill clinton

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (CWTWj)

13 *sigh* What did we do to deserve to be linked to Greta?

Posted by: Maglubiyet, God of the Goblins at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (HTBAO)

14 7 3 you'd think this guy would have learned a lesson from swallwello. or a lesion.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

The flotilla was months ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (bss/y)

So were most of Swallowell's "indiscretions." Horndog hack, beloved of all leftist idiots everywhere.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (DwqWV)

15 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (n5tGW)

16 When are these people going to learn to keep all of the rape inside the Rape Tents?

That is why you have Rape Tents.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (ytyaf)

17 I'd have gone with The Knife as better Northman sexo musik.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (XWPh2)

18 Thats a frightening thought, having to bang Greta

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

19 re 7 again: ny post 4.18: flotilla left sunday. so maybe a new one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (CWTWj)

20 I suspect lil Greta is as frigid as she looks. I hope so, anyway. I would hate to think she would procreate.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (DwqWV)

21 How is playing ABBA a troll, let alone a "clear troll"?

And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?

This whole story is annoying.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (IXt4j)

22 Cuckley Barlson's fault

Posted by: the guy who always says it's Cuckley Barlson's fault at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (E4uAb)

23 Swalwell prefers Raxivort

Posted by: because he xvarts at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (XWPh2)

24 Bish never went to school.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (kbShR)

25 "The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned and they confirmed that this is just a smear campaign, that we are comrades and nothing ever happened," he added, before embarking on a bizarre rant about the Epstein files.

Then: I wasn't going to hit you but that damn Nixon!

Now: I wasn't going to rape you but that damn Epstein!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

26 "Freedom Flotilla" Was Actually a Sexual Misconduct Armada
---
Is that like Rod Torfulson's Armada?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

27 However this story evolves, I do not ever want to learn that Greta was involved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Wnv9h)

28 Fish bats on boats can be used for a multitude of things.
Sexual toys and bludgeoning devices.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (abIsI)

29 Pro tip:

If your manner of transportation is called a "Flotilla" chances are that the ammenities of said "Flotilla" are not going to be focused on personal hygiene.

So, if you find it necessary to go banging on the boat, it is is in your best interest to bring a clothespin. Also, applying a strong menthol based balm immediately under the nostrils can be effective. In clarification...under your nostrils, not theirs.

(this has been a public service announcement)

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

30 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)

31 Interesting that he engaged in relations with "individuals" and not "women", specifically....

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (SRRAx)

32 The Bulwark published a new screed, under Little Billy Kristol's own byline, claiming Trump doesn't pay attention to war news, so 25th the guy already. He's "not paying attention!".

That's the best he could manage.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (qyaCV)

33 Bish never went to school.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (kbShR)
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How DARE you!!

She should have been at school--but you we're polluting the planet making her have to travel across the ocean to shout "How DARE you!!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

34
Jeez, I know you're not feeling well today Ace, but did you have to do this to us?

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)

35 I have this horrible vision of Greta being introduced to butt stuff and howling "how dare youuu".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (gu0hJ)

36 One Brazilian group named the alleged horndog as activist Thiago Avila, in an X post unearthed by media watchdog Honest Reporting and shared with The Post.
---

The females, willing accomplices or raped?
The complainants, those not invited to the party or trolls?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (FJMtP)

37
Love Boat >>>>> Rape Boat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (tgvbd)

38 Hey man, let's go down to Sproul Plaza and join the Mobe maybe we can score some hippie chicks!
-every young dummy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (RIvkX)

39 FreeCondom Flotilla

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

40 In other news, Chelsea Clinton was congratulated by her parents after completing the Boston Marathon. It should be noted that the last time a Clinton finished it was on a blue dress.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

41 15 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (n5tGW)

Love Barge

https://youtu.be/QvTfBjESH4U?si=eUpdUTWUQ9ht4rwI

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (bss/y)

42 LOL, a "steering" committee in charge of a "flotilla". Of course!

And, frankly, being leftwits (split the syllables however you like), I find these accusations credibly serious.

Posted by: RandomDave at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (aJQbY)

43 Wait. No rum or the lash?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:11 PM (kbShR)

44 The Cunt for Red October.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (abIsI)

45 dang, looks like disgraced exRep Santos called it. Again.

@0hour1
Nancy Mace is accusing Corey Mills of sexual misconduct.
Cory Mills is accusing Nancy Mace of sexual misconduct.
Expel them both.
Apr 20, 2026 · 4:52 PM UTC


For a stinkin' liar, Santos sure seems to be droppin' a lot of truth bombs.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (XWPh2)

46 They musta been training for the UN Piece O Ass Keepers

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (VPPG8)

47 I have this horrible vision of Greta being introduced to butt stuff and howling "how dare youuu".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM


Would you people please STOP sharing your visuals with the group?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)

48 Well, one of the three alleged banghole girls denied this, so I suspect this is really an intramural squabble among parasitic grifters.

I read the whole linked article. The real gripe seems to be that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

Which sucks for Falastin (and the other whiners), because the $3.5M could have been given to them to be spent on ... themselves.

This is all a bunch of retarded lepers mud-wrestling in a vat of anal leakage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

49
Chelsea Clinton was congratulated by her parents after completing the Boston Marathon.

__________

Chelsea did the 385 yards, some staffer did the 26 miles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:12 PM (tgvbd)

50 Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusation.
====

Hay!

Everyone needs a little sexy time while fighting for the cause whatever that cause might be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)

51 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (As/lK)

52 And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?

This whole story is annoying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at April 20, 2026 04:07 PM (IXt4j)

Remember, you are dealing with people who regard all technology as magic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (utfVc)

53
Sorry, did she complete the 2025 Marathon this year?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (tgvbd)

54 Greta probably has a strap on

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)

55 "radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast."

How the fuck do you "hack" a radio? me thinks the perpetrator is a member of the crew.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (vOtXJ)

56 Released today.. but not as bad as I thought it would be.. must not be the hush money shush fund beneficiaries..
Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Mark Foley is in there but good ole Larry Craig aint... good times ...
The incident involving Larry Craig in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom stall is often cited as a defining moment in the political career of the Idaho Republican. Craig's actions, which included peering through the stall door and making gestures suggesting to an undercover officer that he wanted to engage in "lewd conduct,"

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (VPPG8)

57 that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

How much astroglide and scented dildo/candles does that even get? Was there cocaine too? I bet there was cocaine.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (XWPh2)

58 This was a fun watch (for anybody who liked Kids in the Hall): https://youtu.be/Ov5wUyp5xxs?si=8GLLhcXyVDPudC2I

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

59 I wonder if the ship had a bow thruster?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (abIsI)

60 Oddly, Greta is a better sailor than Sean Penn. Who knew?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (FmapG)

61 So, all these women were unwilling partners? These news reports seem to be removing the agency of these poor women!

Just throwing a bit more gas on the fire.

Also, my guess, is the women this fellow didn't plow on the boat are jealous.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (vOtXJ)

62 Poopdeck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (kbShR)

63 Is Greta eligible for Chesteral Enhancementology?

That would really "boost" her career.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:15 PM (DgMqy)

64 55 "radio hacked to pump songs from the Swedish pop group ABBA on full blast."

How the fuck do you "hack" a radio? me thinks the perpetrator is a member of the crew.
----------
Blue Tooth?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (FmapG)

65 that this "Heart of Falastin" group is pissed that the Avila-Thunberg group took in $3.5M in donations for this junket, and spent all the money on ... themselves.

How much astroglide and scented dildo/candles does that even get? Was there cocaine too? I bet there was cocaine.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:14 PM (XWPh2)
_____

You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

66 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
---
It's got that wakka-wakka 70s porn guitar, right?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

67 30 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
-------

If it's standard-issue lefty sexual misconduct, it's probably safe to say that when this guy jumps into the ocean the fish stop swimming, just in case.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

68 62 Poopdeck?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Well blow me down.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (abIsI)

69 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
---
Well, they were away.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)

70 Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

Today, Amazon announced they would no longer list the book on their US site.

The book is still available directly from Vauban on their website.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (0U5gm)

71 So many hairy armpits on one shitty sloop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (RIvkX)

72 So, Below Decks Med?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:17 PM (FmapG)

73 Why couldn't this guy rape kids the old fashioned way, by joining the UN Peacekeepers?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (tUP1A)

74 Blue Tooth?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (FmapG)

Tooth wasn't the only one what got blew.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (utfVc)

75 Is Greta eligible for Chesteral Enhancementology?

That would really "boost" her career.
Posted by: Bad Andrew


She needs a hairstylist. That Lord Farquaad look is ridiculous.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:18 PM (As/lK)

76 You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
=====
After all, what's a Revolution without a little blow, amirite?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)

77 While we have of late been discussing more how members of the left use protests to get paid, it should be remembered they've always used them to get *laid*.

Turns out "taking down THE MAN" also means a lot of "giving the man (no upper case) some revolutionary nookie"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

78 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)

79 Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations.

"These allegations are obviously not true," he told The Post on WhatsApp Thursday while sailing off the coast of Spain.


You keep using that word...

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)

80 72 So, Below Decks Med?
Posted by: pudinhead [/i

The Mast Head is a much better place.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (abIsI)

81 So was this gay or hetero boinkment? Or both?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:09 PM (utfVc)
________

In the linked article, at least one of the three was a girl, and she denied anything happened. Note that she's not saying it was consensual sex, she's saying there was no sex at all.

See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (iFTx/)

82 66 *tune plays* The sex boat, come aboard, we're expecting you.
---
It's got that wakka-wakka 70s porn guitar, right?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)


Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)

83 48 Well, one of the three alleged banghole girls denied this,
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Let me guess: the third, chronologically, of the three?

So she didn't want to admit that, of the four females on the boat, the only one less fuckable than her was Greta?

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 04:20 PM (bzOmc)

84 SOS?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (kbShR)

85 Someone grab that Seacock and turn it.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (abIsI)

86 You can be sure there were piles of heavy drugs on that cruise
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
=====
After all, what's a Revolution without a little blow, amirite?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)
______

Lenin's little helper ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

87 Just an old medical question from the 80's, you know, the late 1900's: Is there some form of admission medical screening questionnaire? Is there a right to avoid picking up some virtue signaling, fatal, sexually transmitted infection on this trip? Are you attempting to conceive life so that an abortion may take place? Have you considered being an organ donor?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (YlWIZ)

88 He's an ally, so you know the D has a conscience.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (gC0AI)

89 ABBA was amazing, those two girls voices together where magic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (dE0zm)

90 Mythos Preview - represents a significant performance leap over its predecessor, Claude Opus

It is unclear how the NSA is currently using Mythos, however other organizations are using it primarily to scan their own environments for exploitable security vulnerabilities. The company has restricted access to Mythos to around 40 organizations - as the company says the model's offensive cyber capabilities are too dangerous for wider release. Axios notes further;

Anthropic only announced 12 of those organizations. One source said the NSA was among the unnamed agencies with access.
The NSA's counterparts in the U.K. have said they have access to the model through the country's AI Security Institute.

On Friday, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei met White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to discuss deploying Mythos within the government, as well as Anthropic's wider plans and security practices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (FJMtP)

91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 04:21 PM (tYGL3)

92 Greta hardest hit.....?

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (YwEeS)

93 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)

A vessel of that size should have a VHF marine radio, maybe an HF one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (utfVc)

94 Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)
---
It's supposed to be the theme to The Sex Boat, though.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

95 92 Greta hardest hit.....?
Posted by: steevy


Drive shafted.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (abIsI)

96
"Gettin' Jiggy with the Doom Goblin" is an expose that will make you lose your lunch.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (xG4kz)

97 Someone grab that Seacock and turn it.
Posted by: The Captain


Ouch!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (As/lK)

98 70 Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

Today, Amazon announced they would no longer list the book on their US site.

The book is still available directly from Vauban on their website.

Posted by: Thomas Paine



Potential 'Streisand' effect here. Vauban Books could be getting a LOT of orders soon. Many of them spite purchases for Amazons cowardly partisan hack choices.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (sAmhv)

99 Speaking of allies whose D has a conscience, I tried to watch 'Alien Resurrection' over the weekend. Written by Joss Whedon. Made it about 1/2 hour.

How he ever got another writing job after that is really beyond me.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (gC0AI)

100 "Its the implication" ~Dennis Reynolds

Posted by: Flyguy at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (yk5yw)

101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)
---
I have two boomboxes in basement storage that we haven't touched in decades. So, me.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

102 On Friday, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei met White House chief of staff Susie Wiles and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to discuss deploying Mythos within the government, as well as Anthropic's wider plans and security practices.

If they put in a request for rubber suits, I'd start getting very worried.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

103 Spreaders are on sail boats.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)

104 Tell me you never watched "The Love Boat" without saying you never watched "The Love Boat" 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (SRRAx)
---
It's supposed to be the theme to The Sex Boat, though.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)
_____

"We got a song for you that would be perfect, matey!"

-- Soft Cell

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

105 Hairy armpits aren't bad if you don't look at them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (FJMtP)

106 91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth


I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (0Htd1)

107 Spreaders are on sail boats.

To say nothing of spanker sails.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

108 "To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

By my calculations the nation has been undergoing genocide for about thirty months now.

Are the mothers there replenishing the numbers on a regular basis or what? Not enough cousins to go around any longer?

Maybe the Gazans need some Brazilian DNA added to the gene pool just for a little more froth and vigor?

Maybe it's about time the Gazans find out what cultural enrichment is all about?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

109 Spreaders are on sail boats.
Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:24 PM (abIsI)

But submariners go down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (utfVc)

110 You can tell Amodei really warmed up to Susan Wiles. Instead of looking down at his shoes he looked down at hers.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 04:25 PM (gC0AI)

111 On a tangentially related note, I'm hoping to book Greta as a spokeswoman once my solar-powered sybian comes out.

Patent pending.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)

112 Going on the hard soon.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)

113 Who figured Greta as a Yacht Girl?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (FmapG)

114 I can't shake the feeling that it's practically a self-own ot have insisted I have watched The Love Boat....

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:26 PM (Fi81e)

115 See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Someone was calling "FIRST" on Greta's maidenhood?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)

116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 04:19 PM (bss/y)
---
I have two boomboxes in basement storage that we haven't touched in decades. So, me.

Posted by: Axeman



Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

117 I'm over at WSJ and they have a picture with the following caption:

"Representatives from more than a dozen foreign diplomatic missions, United Nations offices and the media surveyed war damage in Tehran on Monday."

So Iran let's in dozens of diplomats in two days before cease fire ends. Welp, it was nice knowing you. Have fun being hostages.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

118 106 91 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl



A hole is a hole. (shrugs)

Posted by: Male Feminist at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (sAmhv)

119 I was wondering why the Application for Flotilla asked for my cup size.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (RIvkX)

120 "To do it on the boat, while heading to a nation undergoing genocide, with volunteers who are under your authority . . . is a clear violation of ethics and power."

---
Nah. It's just the way that progressives/libs enjoy getting all their passions stirred up at once.

When it's not politics about power, it's politics about the "way you feel".

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

121 16 When are these people going to learn to keep all of the rape inside the Rape Tents?

That is why you have Rape Tents.
Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (ytyaf)


Technically, there are no designated Rape Tents, just one designated Rape-Free Tent. They're really setting their rapists up for failure by demanding analytical reasoning.

Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (Sy6m/)

122 Horndog of the sea.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

123 Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

I turned on a Zenith Transoceanic a couple of nights ago. Got a station in Florida booming in on the 31 meter band.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (utfVc)

124 Then he did firefly and a bunch of otheg projects like doll house some of whom ended up in avengers

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (bXbFr)

125 But the water tank on the freighter doesnt make sense

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (bXbFr)

126 You know you are referencing the future Mrs. Hogg-Thunberg, correct?

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)

127 Spreaders are on sail boats.

Posted by: The Captain


I have heard there are plenty of them on yachts, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (0U5gm)

128 I don't think the stupid little elf, herself, has been screwed. I think it was three other girls who got laid by some Brazilian guy.

Posted by: Ralph at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (8WZD4)

129 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl


A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist


Any port in a storm.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (As/lK)

130 Was Dennis Reynolds available for comment?

Anytime you go out on the water, there are "implications."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (gnNyN)

131 Technically, there are no designated Rape Tents, just one designated Rape-Free Tent. They're really setting their rapists up for failure by demanding analytical reasoning.

Posted by: SciVo at April 20, 2026 04:29 PM (Sy6m/)
---
Officially: Absolutely NO RAPING WHATSOEVER (if anybody else is watching).

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)

132 Please tell me this time the flotilla floundered and sank.

Lie if you must.

P.S. I bet Greta von Thule was not one picked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:32 PM (2GVsD)

133 I don't think the stupid little elf, herself, has been screwed. I think it was three other girls who got laid by some Brazilian guy.
Posted by: Ralph at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (8WZD4)

Maybe they are complaining because she got all the dick, and they didn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (utfVc)

134 116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

I have clock radios in my bathrooms. I can just turn them on and listen to my oldies station.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (0Htd1)

135 See my comment above on what I think is really going on here.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Someone was calling "FIRST" on Greta's maidenhood?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
__

That was definitely not The Blade calling FIRST on that rancid slop. Maybe Sponge?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

136 Heh! I have several radios scattered around my homestead. I still use them occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 20, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

I turned on a Zenith Transoceanic a couple of nights ago. Got a station in Florida booming in on the 31 meter band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I have a Grundig Yacht Boy 400. But an over the air commercial am/fm radio? Nah.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (As/lK)

137 Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at April 20, 2026 04:30 PM (0sNs1)
=====

Yeah yeah you went to Harvard we know.
/exasperated

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (RIvkX)

138 The Paolo, he will take you on a...how you say...a three hour tour. A three hour tour!

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (I0N4X)

139 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

140 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist


And that applies to trans "women", doesn't it?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (0Htd1)

141 We need common-sense rapist control. Almost all of the scary ones have that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Carolyn McCarthy, former (D-NY) Congresswoman at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (0sNs1)

142 >Greta Thunberg's freedom flotilla...has been rocked by scandal after one of its woke leaders was accused of "sexual misconduct" with at least three volunteers.
----

did Greta volunteer? Or did someone volunteer to do her?

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

143 A face that could remove barnacles

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (jrgJz)

144 I had trouble spotifying my sheets as a lad.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

145 Horny Greta!

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)

146 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

I'm guessing that the other ladies in that group weren't any better. The whole thing is probably a desperate move for attention, because people are losing interest in the Scandi goblin.

Posted by: nerdygirl


A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist


Any port in a storm.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 04:31 PM (As/lK)
____

There are pics of the people on that boat at the link in Ace's post. Dung beetles wouldn't give any of them a second look (or smell).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:35 PM (iFTx/)

147 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

Miss Conduct would be a good name for a yacht.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (utfVc)

148 Huh, sex on a boat. Go figure.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)

149 Greta just needs a little help achieving orgasm.

Call me Greta!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (4eiIm)

150 I'd think if you're into this sort of thing, you'd want a job actually distributing the food aid to the starving masses. Deals could be .... made.

Won't you help me save the children from 'Save the Children?'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b)

151 I think Greta was the one complaining because the Brazilian guy was doing the horizontal samba with every girl, but Great.

She got kicked off the leader boat on to another boat during the last flotilla because she started complaining to the steering committee that they weren't doing it right. I expect something similar happening here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

152 Greta and Sexual Misconduct in the same sentence.
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2026 04:34 PM (2WIwB)

Miss Conduct would be a good name for a yacht.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM (utfVc)
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Would nobody learn from Gary Hart?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

153 That was definitely not The Blade calling FIRST on that rancid slop. Maybe Sponge?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM


Is the implication here that you prefer next-day leftovers, after the flavors have had time to meld?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (0sNs1)

154 140 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist

And that applies to trans "women", doesn't it?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Does a hole lined with Tilapia skin truly qualify as a "bonus hole"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (Dv3i1)

155 'but Greta' ... definitely not 'Great'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

156 I AM GRET!!

Posted by: I AM GRET!! at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

157 I hesitate to read the article to find out what might count as "sexual misconduct" between these whackos.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (OlBv0)

158 I hate myself for wanting to have sex with Greta Thunberg, I really do....

Posted by: Denny Crane - But That's never Stopped Me Before, So... at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (dmDsy)

159 Hay!

Everyone needs a little sexy time while fighting for the cause whatever that cause might be.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:13 PM (RIvkX)

And if you fuck and produce some children, there is nothing wrong with leaving them at the side of the road for another family to pick up.

Posted by: Mao at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (T6aVk)

160 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist


I remember running across a study that found heterosexual men feel more satisfied with sexual activity if it is with a woman they find attractive.

Yes, our tax dollars paid for a study to establish this.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

161 do I have any radios? lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (VyBeY)

162
"Avila, who left his wife and two-year-old daughter at home in Brazil to embark on what is now his fourth sailing trip since June -- having gone twice to Gaza and once to Cuba -- denied the accusations."

You'd think an activist would have enough to keep him busy in Brazil, without seeking out battlegrounds in other parts of the world.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

===============

I'm pretty sure he never got off the boat when it "went to" Gaza -- although he may have disembarked for a little salsa dancing when it hit Cuba.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (n7rxJ)

163 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)

164 134 116 101 Who has a radio outside of their car these days?

I have clock radios in my bathrooms. I can just turn them on and listen to my oldies station.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:33 PM (0Htd1)

Live streaming via Internet

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (T6aVk)

165 Greta can ride on my boat.

Posted by: Captain Stabbin at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (4eiIm)

166 So no Monkey Business with Greta?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)

167 There's not enough alcohol in the world that would make that Greta goblin attractive.

Leftists have no standards at all.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (AFztM)

168 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)

169 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)
---
Big Lou is just like you!
He threw up a little bit, too.

Posted by: Those Big Lou commercials at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

170 These 2 dudes are mocking the young women social influencers at Coachella, they're hilarious. The context is that the influencers make their "getting ready" videos while putting on their make up.



https://tinyurl.com/4c4nhn42

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)

171 166 So no Monkey Business with Greta?
Posted by: Anna Puma


We have Monkey Fists aboard.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (abIsI)

172 "That's just the tip o' the iceberg, Greta baby."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)

173 156 I AM GRET!!
Posted by: I AM GRET!! at April 20, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)

You Are Gret

Posted by: Box of Cheerios at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (T6aVk)

174 Golly! Things sure have changed since 1978.

Posted by: Isaac, Your Bartender *with the patented smile and double point* at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (wVcYX)

175 The Paolo, he does not have any "clock" radios.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (utfVc)

176 I remember running across a study that found heterosexual men feel more satisfied with sexual activity if it is with a woman they find attractive.

Yes, our tax dollars paid for a study to establish this.
_____

I assume getting male volunteers for this study was no problem. I wonder if they told the female volunteers if their volunteer partner put them in the "attracted to" category or not. This calls for another study.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

177 "And how do you hack a radioset to do such a thing? Can't they just change the setting? or turn it off?"

Sorry if some other 'ron has already answered this (too lazy this afternoon to read all replies), but the Israelis hacked the "flotilla"'s comms and started playing ABBA non-stop. That was the troll. Damned good one too. Gotta admire those Jews; I don't know why folks are so stupid as to go out of their way to piss them off. Much better having those guys as allies. Just sayin'....

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 20, 2026 04:41 PM (sFNX2)

178 >>>Sort of related. I mentioned here various times that a new translation of The Camp of the Saints has been published by Vauban Books in 2025.

I just purchased a copy from Amazon a couple weeks ago. The paperback, since the ebook can be deleted at any time. I figured it was only a matter of time before they removed it.

A depressingly prophetic book.

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (jGJov)

179 the flattering light of the candles on that round puffy face
you touch her
she says 'how dare you'

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (ZxPkt)

180 I have an HD radio, which sits collecting dust. With the advent of streaming, I find that I can't stand regular radio anymore. The commercials are horrendous, lol.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (AFztM)

181 If I was a lefty, I'd do Greta.

Because she's famous.

That's what I think of myself as a erstwhile lefty.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

182 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)

That the person who made it is an idiot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (utfVc)

183 All of this talk is pure Scuttle Butt.

Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (abIsI)

184 "I can make your sea level rise, honey."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (DgMqy)

185 What looks like a US flag but with a crescent moon and star in a blue field, try Malaysia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

186 I love the movie The Green Inferno. It's 2/3 documentary of the pompousness and silliness of Leftist protests, and 1/3 fantasy of them getting eaten by the "poor, downtrodden" people they're claiming to help.

Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0e5Te)

187 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

it's just you

and her

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)

Some Barry White, Sade, Donna Summer . . .

Posted by: Scenes of rocket launches, fast trains entering tunnels, etc at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (wVcYX)

188 Alleged rapes are the worst kind.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

189 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth


There was probably a lot of drug use going on on that boat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0Htd1)

190 The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned...

Q: how many of the boat's 'ethics committee' were also on the sexy-time planning committee? Did the boat's rules committee have an adequate recall election procedure?

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (OlBv0)

191 Building digital Aether, Vapor and Voids can be expensive.

Bitcoin mining firm New York Digital Investment Group (NYDIG) is in the process of buying a shut down Alcoa plant, Massena East, in, get this, NY.

Built for 24/7 heavy industrial operations, aluminum smelters come with pre-existing substations, transmission lines and high-capacity grid connections. That makes them attractive targets for Bitcoin miners and data center operators, who often spend years securing similar infrastructure approvals from scratch.

Massena East also benefits from hydropower supplied by the New York Power Authority, a key draw for energy-intensive computing firms seeking low-cost and lower-carbon power sources.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:45 PM (FJMtP)

192 You'd have to be really hard up to take a run at the Doom Goblin.
Posted by: Beartooth

There was probably a lot of drug use going on on that boat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0Htd1)
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Yeah, that would also play a role.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

193 >>>since the ebook can be deleted at any time

I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

194 It figures a bunch of. lefty activists taking a boat out on the Mediterranean would need to use a steering committee.

"I move we stop by Majorca."
"Do I hear a second?"
"Second!"
"All in favor say 'uptwinkles'"

**uptwinkles**

*booat circles aimlessly*

Posted by: muldooon at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (I0N4X)

195 I took a look at the article. What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)


If there is a palm tree, then it is the flag of the United States of South Carolina

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)

196 Huh, sex on a boat. Go figure.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:36 PM


Returning to port in Point Loma (San Diego area) one full-moonlit evening, when the water was glass-smooth (very unusual), there was a 30-ft or so sailboat anchored just a hundred yards or so east of the transit channel. It had the minimal rigging lamps lit, but was otherwise dark.

For some reason, it had a slight fore-and-aft motion of the hull. As the sea was glass-smooth, there was no sea state that would have had it bobbing this way.

As we passed, there was some discussion about the effects the sub's wake would have on the boat.

30 seconds or so after we passed, and the wake rocked the boat, sonar reported screw noised close aboard our starboard beam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

197 183 All of this talk is pure Scuttle Butt.
Posted by: The Captain at April 20, 2026 04:43 PM (abIsI)


Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/klIIPsE9L74

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

198 The ethics committee talked to all three people mentioned...

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (OlBv0)
---
Why do I imagine Eric Swalwell in one of these seats?

Oh yeah, because they're probably equally all full of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)

199 Just ran to the bottom to comment.
Any snark about the seamen yet?

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (R2gO3)

200 Or Malaysia

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (rbvCR)

201 "So no Monkey Business with Greta?"

You had to be boobaliscious to get on my yacht!

Posted by: Gary Hart at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (cO6oP)

202 193 >>>since the ebook can be deleted at any time

I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

=======

Microsoft ended its entire ebook system a few years ago.

No refunds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:47 PM (O35xg)

203 Come on, fellas... you're banging Greta good... real good...then take it to the next level by pumping deep into her... every stroke going in further... she starts to see and feel what's going on, her hips start bucking wildly, you grab on and dig your cock even deeper into her.... just when you see on her face she's about to cum, you pull out and jizz all over her face.

She never sees it cumming.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Believe I Have That On Tape... at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (dmDsy)

204 >>>I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.

the fine print on kindle purchases now says you purchase a license to view the content, you're not actually purchasing the book -- yes I think they refund you, but they're taking the "you'll own nothing and like it" approach with the Kindle now

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (jGJov)

205 199 Just ran to the bottom to comment.
Any snark about the seamen yet?
Posted by: Gunslinger

Feel free to add yours at anytime. Snark that is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

206 Kindltot

#185

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

207 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (RKlIw)

208 204 the fine print on kindle purchases now says you purchase a license to view the content, you're not actually purchasing the book -- yes I think they refund you, but they're taking the "you'll own nothing and like it" approach with the Kindle now

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2026 04:48 PM (jGJov)

======

This is literally every digital purchase now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (O35xg)

209 If there is a palm tree, then it is the flag of the United States of South Carolina
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)

You mean the Caliphate of South Carolina.

Well, the flag also has an evil crescent, which is the evil symbol of evil Islam...

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (T6aVk)

210

Any other Huskies here who took Pepper Schwartz's Psych 201 class? The final day was always an overflow crowd.

Going Down to Bimini.

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (BwjED)

211 >>Or Malaysia

Yea, it's the Malaysian flag.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

212 since the ebook can be deleted at any time
---
Not for those who saved it off.

I found that I have archived a copy of the "The Count" on Google Drive.

It was the book that they circulated around the internet before the 2020 elections saying "Don't worry, Joe Biden is going to win--but if Trump steals the election, we can take this all the way to alternate slates of electors and a House vote on January 6th".

No, I'm not shitting you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

213 >>>But we've seen enough rapes at lefty events to make that a soft "allegedly."

We can't have that. All of our allegedlies need to be rock-hard.

--Eric Swalwell

Posted by: No Name Today at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (8mulE)

214 I liked "the United States of South Carolina" better.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (rbvCR)

215 A hole is a hole. (shrugs)
Posted by: Male Feminist


Hey, hey!

Posted by: The Couch Cushions at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (OlBv0)

216 A close examination of the photo of the ship from the start of the journey reveals no hotties on board:

https://nypost.com/ wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/ 2026-global-sumud-humanitarian-aid-125871650.jpg? resize=2048,1365&quality=75&strip=all

(remove spaces)

Just the usual motley crew of skeevy sinewy scowling Euro-bitches.

Therefore, this story is officially of no interest.

Posted by: zombie at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Av6i5)

217 186 I love the movie The Green Inferno. It's 2/3 documentary of the pompousness and silliness of Leftist protests, and 1/3 fantasy of them getting eaten by the "poor, downtrodden" people they're claiming to help.
Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 04:44 PM (0e5Te)

That was a great movie! It's been on a few lists of most disturbing movies ever but I'm convinced those lists are compiled by 12 year old female vegetarians.

I'm trying to remember if it was that one, "Cannibal Holocaust" or both where a guy has his penis cut off. And everyone freaked out.

Pussies...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

218 You mean the Caliphate of South Carolina.

Well, the flag also has an evil crescent, which is the evil symbol of evil Islam...
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 04:49 PM (T6aVk)


The Grand Mosque in Clempson is completely Orange.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 20, 2026 04:50 PM (PiwSw)

219 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)

220 207 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Heck yeah, she does!

Posted by: Moron, 8 yrs into 12 yr sentence at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (Dv3i1)

221 It seems to havr carried cargo to china as far back ar 2027 when it ran aground outside hong kong

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (bXbFr)

222 219 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)

========

Wait...those first two steps are my plan for the unsupervised church youth group outing...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (O35xg)

223 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.

Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)
---
Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Donald Fagen at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

224 203- TMI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (RKlIw)

225 The AI version of Greta with the big fun bags would be bangable. The real version...not so much.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (XMwZJ)

226 I wonder what Horny Greta is like when she really turns it on

when the lights go down

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)
---------

"Palestinian Chicken" episode of Curb your Enthusiasm comes to mind.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

227 Released today.. but not as bad as I thought it would be.. must not be the hush money shush fund beneficiaries..
Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c


Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

228 113 Who figured Greta as a Yacht Girl?

pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove"?

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (oY6Yp)

229 You would think the stench would be enough to halt any activity. Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (2N3ca)

230 227 Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

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What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

231 I don't want to have sex with Greta or talk to her about politics , but she looks better as a smiling older person in the last picture than she did as an angry scowling kid.

Sex cruises have opened her eyes.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (n9XW8)

232 The AI version of Greta with the big fun bags would be bangable. The real version...not so much.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (XMwZJ)
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To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

233 You get young people on a boat, put some of my Yacht Rock on, and sex will inevitably break out.
Posted by: Michael McDonald at April 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0e5Te)


I would rather listen to Fran Drescher.

Posted by: David at Smart Tech at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (wXgT/)

234 The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c


Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!
Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED)

Releasing stuff that was already public knowledge. How quaint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (utfVc)

235 @216 -- That's a target rich environment.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (XMwZJ)

236 Squirrely commies aboard!

If the boat's a-rockin', don't come knockin'.

Posted by: mrp at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

237 218 The Grand Mosque in Clempson is completely Orange.

didn't realize baghwan shree rajnish was an imam.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)

238 203- TMI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (RKlIw)
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That post had TMI vanish in the rearview mirror.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

239 A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Yeah...like his later trip to the free clinic.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)

240 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

What if I told you this wasn’t limited to DC?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (2N3ca)

241
I purchased the Kindle version a month or so ago. If Amazon deletes it, they better refund my money.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Y1sOo)

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Statement by Nathan Pinkoski, who wrote the intro to the new edition:


https://tinyurl.com/5brb24k8

Posted by: beckster at April 20, 2026 04:57 PM (kX27y)

242 A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Yeah...like his later trip to the free clinic.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)
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Better than Monkeypox those Euros got from being drilled by other guys.

Oh, that's right. "Monkeypox" was racist, you know--for absolutely no sane reason!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

243 "You make my nighttime temperatures go up, darlin'

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (DgMqy)

244 @227: Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 04:52 PM (BwjED):
*****
Thanks for posting that. Is the investigation list the same as or different from the sexual complaint slush fund pay out list??

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (UiCgU)

245 Music for the occasion:

https://youtu.be/i5tIHtbctFQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (utfVc)

246 202 Microsoft ended its entire ebook system a few years ago.

No refunds.


i see rumors online that amazon will be ending its kindle pc reader in june. they'll be moving to a new app you have to buy from the microsoft store.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 04:58 PM (oY6Yp)

247 Speaking of activists that won't go away, Rachel Corrie's parents are going on a media tour to promote a Bernie Sanders bill that bans selling bulldozers to Israel.

I don't think the Bee could spoof that any better, and it's real.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (2ocoG)

248 To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

And bang other liberal chicks that love and adore her.
So they in some small way could feel connected to Greta..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)

249 Don't you wonder why we never hear of corruption from a Congressional Ethics Committee?

It seems like they are always playing the game of "Now that everybody knows, we're going to HAVE to do something!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

250 Ok, my last thought on Greta...

You guys don't see that looking into her eyes, and giving one huge thrust of your cock so deep into her that her eyes cross and getting that feeling that...yeah, Greta, you're welcome!

Now stop being such a twat.

Posted by: Denny Crane - On Sale For $10 Dollars, DM Me! at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (dmDsy)

251 What does the US flag with a sun and crescent moon on it mean?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2026 04:40 PM (CHHv1)
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That might be the national flag of Malaysia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (RIvkX)

252 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM (O35xg)

What if I told you this wasn’t limited to DC?
Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 04:56 PM (2N3ca)

What if I told you how many condoms an Olympic Village goes through?

Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (wVcYX)

253 To the libs, though, she's iconic. A guy could tell stories about banging Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

And bang other liberal chicks that love and adore her.
So they in some small way could feel connected to Greta..

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)
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This guy gets it!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

254 What if I told you how many condoms an Olympic Village goes through?
Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:00 PM (wVcYX)
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I'd say I knew the trend, just not the numbers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Fi81e)

255 Greta Thunberg, yacht girl.

*shudder*

Worst cruise ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 20, 2026 05:02 PM (vPXog)

256 Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, with John Ternus set to take over, 9to5Mac reports

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:03 PM (FJMtP)

257 Alcee Hastings is a repeat offender.

But this can't possibly be it!

Posted by: LASue


The list we were promised is the list of members who committed sexual assault, and paid our tax dollars to the victims in return for NDLs and no prosecution. This isn't it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)

258 General Jack Keane: "We have twice as much combat air in the region today than we did when we began the war some weeks ago."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (FJMtP)

259 Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down, with John Ternus set to take over, 9to5Mac reports

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:03 PM (FJMtP)
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The role of top man just never suited him.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

260 What if I told you that most adult women who go to DC to work are actually pretty okay with sleeping with powerful men?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 04:53 PM


* shocked face *

Posted by: Harvey W. at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

261 Greta Thunberg, Everest Base Camp Girl.

She'll leave you breathless, gasping for air!

Posted by: IOC at April 20, 2026 05:05 PM (wVcYX)

262 The list we were promised is the list of members who committed sexual assault, and paid our tax dollars to the victims in return for NDLs and no prosecution. This isn't it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)
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Yea-a-a--ah... about that list....

You ain't gettin' that.

Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

263 U.S. Air Force Secretary says the A-10 “Warthog” will remain in service through 2030 after consultations with the Pentagon, preserving combat power while aircraft production ramps up

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (FJMtP)

264 Uh... if it's consensual? Who cares?

Posted by: Skeletor at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

265 Greta Thunberg, Drift Ice Station Zebra Girl

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (wVcYX)

266 U.S. Air Force Secretary says the A-10 “Warthog” will remain in service through 2030 after consultations with the Pentagon, preserving combat power while aircraft production ramps up
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (FJMtP)

Good. The previous plans to retire it were stupid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)

267
Worst cruise ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Ahoy there!!

Posted by Cap'n Bill Kristol

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)

268
Good. The previous plans to retire it were stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:08 PM (utfVc)
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If they try to retire it again in 2030 it will still be stupid.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)

269 Uh... if it's consensual? Who cares?
Posted by: Skeletor at April 20, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

They consent to get railed, or its over the rail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 05:10 PM (utfVc)

270 Greta Thunberg, LV-426 Comfort Girl.

Nonstop, heart-pounding action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

271
Boko Haram has kidnapped over 400 women and children from Ngoshe in northeastern Nigeria and is demanding roughly £2.7 million in ransom within 72 hours, threatening mass execution if the government does not pay

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FJMtP)

272 nood...

Posted by: slash buzz at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (FgaX7)

273 258 General Jack Keane: "We have twice as much combat air in the region today than we did when we began the war some weeks ago."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 05:04 PM (FJMtP)
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Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

274 I have to get moving

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

275 I seem to remember the same rape and crime scenarios when the left set up their little camps in Seattle and in NYC for their protests. Quite a few rapes, assaults, and I believe at least one murder in Seattle.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (oiNtH)

276 But the military "experts" say the A-10 is an antique and all other planes are better!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Cqx++)

277 There is one plane in the same league as the A10 and that would be a skyraider (all hail)

Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 20, 2026 06:28 PM (LOZbR)

Iran-Linked Group Attacks Synogogue in the UK;
Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain

In fairness, Keir Starmer can't even protect his own properties from arson by strangely-antagonistic gay Ukranian male model rent-boys.


Chief Rabbi Sir Ephraim Mirvis
@chiefrabbi


Last night yet another synagogue, this time in Kenton, was targeted in a cowardly arson attack. It follows the attack in Finchley on Wednesday and the attempted attack on what was the Jewish Futures building in Hendon on Friday night, making three Jewish sites attacked in London in less than a week.

A sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community of the UK is gathering momentum. This sustained attack on our community's ability to worship and live in safety is an attack on the values that bind us all together. Thank God, no lives have been lost, but we cannot, and must not, wait for that to change before we understand just how dangerous this moment is for all of our society.

The IRGC -- a notorious and inarguable world sponsor of terror -- continues operating in the UK with the full blessing of Starmer's illegitimate traitor-government.



Arson attempt hits London synagogue; Iran-linked group claims attack

UK Chief Rabbi Mirvis: A 'sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community'; no injuries reported; counter-terror police investigating

Despite the fact that an Iran-linked terror group has already claimed responsibility, UK police are continuing to say they don't know if this is terrorism and (say it with me) The Motive May Never Be Known, Allah-Willing.


A synagogue in northwest London was targeted in an arson attack overnight Sunday, officials said, in the latest in a string of assaults in recent weeks that Britain's chief rabbi called a "sustained campaign of violence and intimidation against the Jewish community."

There was minor smoke damage to a room inside Kenton United Synagogue, the Community Security Trust (CST) said, after police and fire teams were called to the Jewish house of worship.

A pro-Iranian government Islamist group, which says it is also behind a spate of attacks across Europe on US, Israeli and Jewish targets, said on Sunday afternoon that it was responsible for the overnight attack.

UK counter-terrorism police, in the wake of the incident, said they were heading up investigations into the incidents.

...

The newly founded Islamist group Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya (HAYI), or Movement of the Companions of the Right Hand of Islam, said in a statement published on Telegram on Sunday afternoon that it had targeted Kenton United Synagogue because it is "one of the centers of Zionist influence in the British capital."

The synagogue, it claimed, "holds ceremonies such as 'Shabbat for Israel,' and sings the so-called 'Hatikvah' anthem in support of the Israeli occupation."

Among other perceived crimes, it said the synagogue had hosted relatives of one of the hostage soldiers abducted by Hamas in the terror group's October 7, 2023, attack.

Identifying the synagogue's leadership by name, the group accused them of being "key instruments of this Zionist base in London."

Separately, the UK’s The Sunday Times said the Islamist group has also claimed responsibility for a Friday night arson attack on a London building that was formerly used by a Jewish organization.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:50 PM




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1 foirst

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (CWTWj)

2 so, some people did some thing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

3 I get the impression the left really doesn't like Jews...

Posted by: steevy at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (YwEeS)

4 i nooddled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (CWTWj)

5 Iran-Linked Group Attacks Synogogue in the UK;
Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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I thought the style manual was preferring "Queer Starmer", these days...

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

6 looking at starmer i keep thinking of keith olbermann, they're both twats

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (CWTWj)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Starmer: "I promise you the UK will not rest - not for one solitary second - until we find out what the Jews did to deserve this."

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (vE0+H)

9
Keir rhymes with queer.

Posted by: I just noticed at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (2Ez/1)

10 Starmer will welcome his new islhamic overlords anally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Starmer: "Just kidding, we all know what the Jews did."

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (vE0+H)

12 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (13bda)

13 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)

14 This Starmer dude sounds ghey and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (AkEZC)

15 IRGC funds are a mainstay of British banking I think. Lloyds Bank is implicated in laundering Iranian funds, and not small amounts.
London is starting to look like one of the main enablers of international terrorism.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

16 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.
Posted by: Heroq


*cough *

Posted by: New Zork Zity at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (diia5)

17 Starmer drinks Canadian Whisky.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)

18 It's time to ban Starmer...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FuSB1)

19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

20 Drool Brittania

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (gtcuf)

21 The newly founded Islamist group Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya (HAYI), or Movement of the Companions of the Right Hand of Islam


Remember.....wipe with the LEFT, koran in the RIGHT.......

Posted by: Jihadi Jamal at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Is Keir a real name? Sounds like a nazi name.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.


And yes, I know it's not an empire anymore, but still.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (vR0VG)

24 Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamiya.


Gesundheit.

Posted by: Bless you at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

25 Brittania waives the rules

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (gtcuf)

26 How can you wipe with the left if the koran is in the right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (kbShR)

27 The Labour Party is a communist party. Always has been.


Hence the downfall.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (vR0VG)

28 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

29 19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

He was. “Human rights attorney” so his worldview is all sorts of fucked up.

Fortunately, right now Labour is engaged in a circular firing squad. I’ll believe it when I see it, but word on the street is that Keir’s job may be in jeopardy (it is harder to eject a Labour PM than a Tory PM due to party rules). But they right now are eating their own, as they always do.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)

30 23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.

And yes, I know it's not an empire anymore, but still.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (vR0VG)
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I'd have more sympathy if they hadn't done it all to themselves because they're a nation full of soft-ass poofters of "men" who won't defend that legacy because doing so would be rayyyyycist or some such twaddle.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (oqH4h)

31 Mamdani and Starmer are the new breed of communist. I like to call them Islamunists.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vE0+H)

32 Is Keir a real name? Sounds like a nazi name.


Akshully, Starmer sounds more Teutonic than Keir. To me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vR0VG)

33 downfall.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (vR0VG)

ISWYD

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vE0+H)

34 Starmer drinks Canadian Whisky.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (FmapG)
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But, as yet, has not considered the advantages of killing himself.

Canadian Whiskey is made for sitting and sipping and contemplating easing your burden on other people.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

35 Fortunately, right now Labour is engaged in a circular firing squad. I’ll believe it when I see it, but word on the street is that Keir’s job may be in jeopardy (it is harder to eject a Labour PM than a Tory PM due to party rules). But they right now are eating their own, as they always do.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)



If it's what they always do, nothing will change and nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Queer Stormer sure is a fat pasty fairy.

Posted by: Hilldog and Kumswalla at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (TezPK)

37
19 Did Kier convert to Islam?

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (4KUe5)

No. But he strongly believes if he kowtows to them, he will get their votes - and more importantly, be spared violence. Wimpy King Charles feels the same way. Largely they are protected, until someone bombs a palace or two. Things will potentially change then. If it’s not too late, of course.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (p4NUW)

38 26 How can you wipe with the left if the koran is in the right?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:59 PM (kbShR)

First you tear out the pages and wad them up...

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (w/O5Q)

39 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart. Anybody who's read history and seen their role, blemishes and all, in bringing civilization to much of the world should be sad at their downfall. The sun has set on the British Empire.

Remember the old saying: "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety". Often attributed to Benjamin Franklin, it suggests that sacrificing freedom for security results in losing both.

Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

40 King Charles will have tea and a private meeting with President Donald Trump during his U.S. state visit later this month, as ​the British government hopes his "soft power" can heal a damaging rift between the allies caused by the Iran war.

Trump should put a whoopee cushion on his chair then have him escorted out of the WH upside down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (abIsI)

41 He was. “Human rights attorney” so his worldview is all sorts of fucked up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:00 PM (E6xSb)
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Luckily that doesn't entail disclosing how human he thinks Jews are.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

42 Posted by: Maj. Healey

Yes; it's an Irish name meaning "dark" or swarthy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (OYsYV)

43 23 What's happening to Britain breaks my heart.

Same. It's worse than the other countries that are self-destructing beause it's Britain. Even for those of us without a drop of English blood, it's the mother country of our culture, our language, our legal system.

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (gtcuf)

44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

45 12 UK is a Muslim country now for all intents and purposes. Having one as the mayor of London was a clue.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (13bda)

By AoS standards, the presence of one single evil Muslim makes it an evil Muslim country, I disagree. BUT I am no fan of unfettered mass immigration of the sort the UK is engaged in.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (E6xSb)

46 Britain is toast. The sun has set on the empire.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (As/lK)

47 But he strongly believes if he kowtows to them, he will get their votes - and more importantly, be spared violence.
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TBF, being a submissive twink has gotten me the PM job!

Posted by: Queer Starmer at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R)

48 "If it’s not too late, of course."

(Narrator voice) It's too late.

Posted by: Cue ominous music at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

49 Akshully, Starmer sounds more Teutonic than Keir. To me.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (vR0VG)
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It's almost certain that he has a root in Germany.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

50 44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

And the only reason they did was they did not see a difference between him and PM Sunak. Were they wrong on that score? The Uniparty isn’t just an American thing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (E6xSb)

51 Why am I getting flabby arm ads? Does this look flabby to you?

*flexes bicep*

Posted by: fd at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (vFG9F)

52 Round up the usual White Nationalists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 03:04 PM (Cqx++)

53 "Voting."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (2Ez/1)

54 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)



Very hard to argue. I mean, do they have the blatant cheating and ballot hacking that we seem to have here? I don't know.

I do know that Kahn is elected overwhelmingly in what is now Londonistan. But, is the national election something that's rigged or do the people actually think that "THIS time, it'll be DIFFERENT!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

55 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Labour got 33.7% of the vote in the election that installed Starmer. That's like saying the rest of VA deserves Spanberger because NoVa voted for her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

56 Why am I getting flabby arm ads? Does this look flabby to you?

*flexes bicep*
Posted by: fd


The people at the retirement home call them Bingo Wings.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:05 PM (abIsI)

57 Keir Starmer is unable to get the HMS Dragon to make revolutions to Crete or is it Cyprus, where the real action is.

This guy is Lindsey Graham with a smaller penis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Fbc0I)

58 Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (E6xSb)

59
What's happening to Britain breaks my heart.

It CAN happen here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Cqx++)

60 It's almost certain that he has a root in Germany.


Well, they are Anglo-SAXONS. So, no wonder. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (vR0VG)

61 Keir Starmer is unable to get the HMS Dragon to make revolutions to Crete or is it Cyprus, where the real action is.

This guy is Lindsey Graham with a smaller penis.
===
I make up for it by being more eager to please!!

Posted by: Queer Starmer at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)

62 The Blade is slow on the draw today ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (gtcuf)

64 Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

They will be exactly like our CBC - a lunatic offshoot of a major party.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

65 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

Tampon the Nonabsorbent

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

66 A burqa for the Queen so she will not be seen. Burma Shave

Posted by: kingsman at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (ehY6c)

67 one has to think the lefties think they will be the winners after all by allowing this mass immigration because sooner or later the rest of us will bow to their wisdom and nobleness, but even the illegals from central america know it ain't gonna work that way. thank god trump beat hill and kamala or we'd be taking orders from china by now

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (CWTWj)

68 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on". In other words, in a democracy, the "democrats" think that they should be able to stack the deck about how government power is exercised and who needs a public referendum on that?!!

Fascists like a good one-party state, just like the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)

69 Largely they are protected, until someone bombs a palace or two. Things will potentially change then. If it’s not too late, of course.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (p4NUW)

Will not change. They all lived through 9/11, 7/7, 10/7. It will never ever ever ever change. Not for these clowns.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (vE0+H)

70 King Charles the Ponce?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (vR0VG)

71 63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?
Posted by: Delurker


King Charles the Insufferable

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:08 PM (abIsI)

72 Britain once ruled the waves. Now it's navy is a joke. It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer.
Talk about the descent of man

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (gu0hJ)

73 Burn, UK, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (xcxpd)

74
What does it mean to rely on the votes of millions of Muslims? How is that power? You're a terrified puppet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (n7rxJ)

75 King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 20, 2026 03:09 PM (KO+sI)

76 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (Vh9CX)

77 His Earsness.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

78 Don't look forward for what you want and don't look toward for what you need.

There's no future, no future, no future for you.

Posted by: John Lydon at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (gtcuf)

79 Charles the Bastard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (kbShR)

80 Yeah, except that evil Muslim MPs are increasing being elected by evil Muslims and forming an evil Muslim party. Oops!

The beauty of Parliamentary systems is that you can form coalitions AFTER the election rather than before. And then you can tell your voters that the reason you didn't do what you ran on was the fault of your coalition partners rather than you just being a liar.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (ExV1e)

81 King Charles the Cup Handled Ears.

Posted by: Just spit balling here at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (2Ez/1)

82 At some point the tourists will stay home. Then what?

Muz paradise?

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (cS1cw)

83 71 King Charles the Insufferable

Perfect!

Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (gtcuf)

84 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?

King Charles the Preoccupied with Nonsense

Lets see, his shield would include a compost pile, a single square of toilet paper, and a windmill on a field of snow.

Posted by: Heraldry at April 20, 2026 03:10 PM (anL5R)

85 ... the values that bind us all together.

*************

I think I see the flaw here.

Posted by: muldoon at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (I0N4X)

86 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

If they called him Charles the Irrelevant, maybe people in the US would stop wondering why he isn't effecting change.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

87 By AoS standards, the presence of one single evil Muslim makes it an evil Muslim country, I disagree. BUT I am no fan of unfettered mass immigration of the sort the UK is engaged in.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:03 PM (E6xSb)

One is ok. Two is out.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (sl73Y)

88 King Charles III, "Coeur de Tampon"

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

89 They need third world shitholers on the dole to prop up retirees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (kbShR)

90 Au revoir Albion!

Only CBD will miss your cuisine!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

91 "It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer."

... and I helped!

Posted by: Theresa May at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (2Ez/1)

92 One is ok. Two is out.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 03:11 PM (sl73Y)
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But only if not preceding immediately to 3.

Four, shalt thou not count.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (Fi81e)

93 King Chuck the Fuck.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (vR0VG)

94 >>>King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

>King Chuck needs his own breakfast cereal. Maybe grapefruit flavored kibble?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Fbc0I)

95 king charles the kowtowwing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (CWTWj)

96 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on". In other words, in a democracy, the "democrats" think that they should be able to stack the deck about how government power is exercised and who needs a public referendum on that?!!

Fascists like a good one-party state, just like the Dems.
Posted by: Axeman


Almost like how a (No) King would react.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (As/lK)

97 ... the values that bind us all together.

Chains on the ship to Tripoli

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)

98 "The IRGC murdered tens of thousands of people worldwide, but Keir Starmer refuses to recognise it as a terrorist organisation because he fears being called an 'Islamophobe' and losing Muslim votes"

It's more than that. Queer Starmer is worried about losing his head. Literally. He knows that Muslims react with murderous violence when they don't get their way.

As I've said 100x before, the reason Muslims have so much power no matter where they go is because of their well-deserved reputation for barbarism and violence, even against their own daughters. They're insane. People rightfully fear them.

Nobody fears Christians or Jews (or any other religion).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

99 King Charles of Rectal Leakage

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.
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In the pattern of "Richard the Lion-hearted".

Charles the Airplane-eared.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:13 PM (Fi81e)

101 "It's political leaders have gone from Disraeli and Churchill to the blithering idiot Starmer."

... and I helped!

Posted by: Theresa May at April 20, 2026 03:12 PM (2Ez/1)



Don't forget Blair. If I'm not mistaken the immigrant invasion started under him.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:14 PM (vR0VG)

102 F$ck-up Chuck

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 03:15 PM (4KUe5)

103 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

Also, that none of this should be "run on".


That was Spanburgers strat in VA and it worked didn't it?

And the funny thing is this is a long term pattern - if you make elections about issues the right usually wins. If they are about nothing the left usually wins.

Gov Glenn Youngkin didn't actually do much as governor. So it was easy for the CIA agent to run as a nicer "I won't do anything" governor since she has the FNM behind her...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

104 re 96: it's like when commies get in to power, they lock up all the opposition to save democracy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

105 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident.
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Of course its a conspiracy. Its not organic. There is clearly a drive towards erasing national boundaries, globalism, rule by bureaucrat committee. I mean, if you planned on taking over the world, wouldnt it be easier to have it all organized under one or maybe only a few governments instead close to 200??? I mean, seriously, I'm not gonna come out and try to wrangle that hot mess. No. Organize it into a nice pile or two tops. Then I'll come out to play.

Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

106 The UK did everything to imprison and get Tommy Robinson killed. They did nothing to protect he and his family from the raging islhamic horde attacking them.

They think they'll have a seat at the table when islham takes over.


They won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

107 40/47 Dem senators voted to end aid to Israel. This is coming to America if a D wins in 2028.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (13bda)

108 James Carville is a complete lunatic and I can't understand why anybody listens to him. I'd venture to say that his wife is fucking the poolboy while he's pretending to be a scholar.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (Fbc0I)

109 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.

Sort of. They had a choice between a nominally white guy who was pro-illegal-immigration and a foreign guy who was already letting in illegals at a clip Biden would envy. Classic Uniparty.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (3cXfB)

110 The UK takes a tougher line on Kanye West than on the IRCG. Bold move.

Posted by: BrianOnTheBay at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (lhcSJ)

111 107 40/47 Dem senators voted to end aid to Israel. This is coming to America if a D wins in 2028.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:17 PM (13bda)

I thought it was to stop the sell of weapons to Israel ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (FtULh)

112
Don't forget Blair. If I'm not mistaken the immigrant invasion started under him.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:14 PM (vR0VG)



He stood there arm in arm with GWB declaring ishham a "religion of peace."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

113
I keep wondering which European country or Australia whatever-

is going too be the first to riot and introduce their PM and members of Parliament to lonely lamp posts.

I thought maybe the Dutch Farmers would be first but ....Nope.

They all seem perfectly content with the Green islamization of their countries and culture and the ongoing rape of their women and children.

So...carry on.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (iJfKG)

114 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

115 I'll say it again, the fact that multiple countries for many years have had leaders (many of them in power for decades) that oppose the actual will of the people can only indicate a conspiracy. It just doesn't happen by accident./i]

Through out Europe you see elections where the party in charge changes and the policies don't.

It is frankly amazing how well this system works. Hell, in the Fourth Reich they've had nominal "right wing" governments for years and yet the same leftwing policies that leftwing led countries have...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

116 First thing Marxist, like Spamburger do...is create a one party system! Know your Marxists, folks!

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:19 PM (GD0B3)

117 114 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

Those 5 seats in Texas don't seem so great right now after CA and this....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)

118 is going too be the first to riot and introduce their PM and members of Parliament to lonely lamp posts.

Two problems:

1) The people that would need to take up arms still have too much to lose

2) The Euro governments aren't incompetent. They can't solve crime or a myriad of other issues because they don't want to. But dissidents? Those they do want to imprison and therefore they are able to.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

119 Anyone ask the assholes in IN if they are happy with their decision on redistricting now?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

120 44 The Brits voted for Keir Starmer. They deserve what they get.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:02 PM (N39Ws)

Labour only got 35% of the vote. But in a multi party system, that’s enough to win a super majority of seats.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (13bda)

121 GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
==
Best of luck to you.

Let me know how it comes out.

Posted by: Your state is so far beyond Fucked, that the light from Fucked takes two years to arrive there at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (anL5R)

122 LOL, I hear the Brits are deploying their secret weapon to save NATO (and America continuing to foot the bill):

They're going to send the King to talk with Trump.

I'm sure that'll work ....

Maybe Trump can have him use the rear-entrance and shuffle past the piles of garbage, like Obama did to the Dali Llama?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (tUP1A)

123 How do you know U.K. dentistry is bad?
The King can’t even get a dentist appointment to get a Crown

Try the liver.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:21 PM (abIsI)

124 So, Do we lay siege to Britain or turn those Vespa boys loose on the dolts?

Posted by: Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (FJMtP)

125 Queer Starmer is a disgrace! I would be very surprised if there were not some money pipeline from the goat raping Iranians to him. Queer Starmer is a corrupt, gutless, fool.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (JNTt1)

126 I've gotten 8 mailers against tomorrows referendum.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (kbShR)

127 Charles the Sidelined

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (4KUe5)

128 Posted by: It's me donna

Donna, my wife and I have already voted no.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

129 Of course its a conspiracy. Its not organic.

Posted by: Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste at April 20, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)
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It's atheism.

To put it shortly.

Although the modern "atheist" claims that it only means a disbelief in God or gods, it's hard to find many atheists who don't believe that "freewill" is an equally irrational religious view (even though "freewill" has long been a part of atheist theory.)

This illustrates that what is disbelieved increases. What is partitioned off as "irrationality" increases. Soon, what is "equality"?

I believe in one--and only one--basis of equality. And it doesn't follow me into a atheist, empirical context. And once we remove the "providence of God", we come to depend on the "scientific management" of as many of the masses as we can't fully get rid of yet.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

130 Muslims are already defecting from Labour to the Green Party in ol' Blightly. They found an even stupider group of politicians to play the part of the puppet on their strings. Plus the youth (mostly women) love the Greens.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

131 HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN



Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (13bda)

132 Starmer thinks what he's doing will keep the Muslim vote, and it might, but they aren't so numerous yet that the real English won't turn against him and he'll end up losing office, while Labour ceases to be a viable Party.
Posted by: Archimedes

Muzzies vote as a block when one of their own runs...
The brits are done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (YBtcQ)

133 King Chuck the Cuck?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

*Snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (3Ope8)

134 It's an either or question. If we eradicate Iran but let the cockroaches prosper in another country all we have done, in essence, is rearrange the furniture.

Not only that, we've upgraded them into a country that already has nukes.

Posted by: Keir Starmer Refuses to Ban the IRGC in Britain at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (FJMtP)

135
Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (13bda)

They should be. Elbridge Gerry was from MA.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (E6xSb)

136 Ran across a thread where some lefty was complaining about the US having a colonizer attitude towards the moon (apparently we renamed something recently?)

Anyway, I asked her if we should get the name from the indigenous people instead, still haven't gotten a response yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

137 "A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
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That might come off sounding a little insurrectiony...

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

138 Anybody from Virginia ???

"HOLY CRAP! If Virginians don't storm the polls tomorrow, Democrats will succeed in creating the most blue Congressional gerrymandered map in AMERICA

Current map: 6 Democrats — 5 Republicans
New map: 10 DEMOCRATS — 1 REPUBLICAN

GLENN YOUNGKIN: "This is going to be close. They poured $70 MILLION into this! To try to fool, trick and deceive Virginians."

"A 'NO' vote is for the fairest map in America." @GlennYoungkin

STORM THE POLLS!"
Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

Those 5 seats in Texas don't seem so great right now after CA and this....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)
________

Both CA and VA are spreading themselves too thin with these insanely gerrymandered maps. If VA really could have 10 solid Dem seats, they would have already done it. They wouldn't have waited until TX did theirs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

139 119 Anyone ask the assholes in IN if they are happy with their decision on redistricting now?
Posted by: 18-1


The peoples of Indiana seem quite dull to me. They voted for Pence to be their Governor. Almost as bad as Ohio.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)

140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (chM/Q)

141 Plus the youth (mostly women) love the Greens.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

Fortunately the youth don’t vote.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (E6xSb)

142 Ran across a thread where some lefty was complaining about the US having a colonizer attitude towards the moon (apparently we renamed something recently?)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Clyde and Dibney worst hit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)

143
Massachusetts is 9-0. Used to be 10-0 before they lost a seat. Still the GOAT of gerrymandering.


When I bring up how gerrymandered New England is to lefties they tell me that's just random chance.

No, seriously, that's their argument.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

144 I've gotten 8 mailers against tomorrows referendum.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yeah, I got a bunch, too. One a day, seems like.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

145 You mean the Trump in the night sky?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (kbShR)

146 Remember, Europeans put up with hundreds of thousands of kidnapped and enslaved by Muslims for centuries until the US Navy kicked some ass. Bending the knee Islam is normal for them.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (tYGL3)

147 Don't need a weatherman weatherperson to know which way the wind blows!

https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)

148 Both CA and VA are spreading themselves too thin with these insanely gerrymandered maps. If VA really could have 10 solid Dem seats, they would have already done it. They wouldn't have waited until TX did theirs.

Presuming the economy is doing well this fall, I could easily see the R's pick up a bunch of these gerrymandered seats.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

149 Anyway, I asked her if we should get the name from the indigenous people instead, still haven't gotten a response yet.
Posted by: 18-1
==
Its this smart alec mansplaining that keeps you from getting any of that sweet sweet trigglypuff action from the liberal "ladies".

Posted by: Relationship AI at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (anL5R)

150 ]
When I bring up how gerrymandered New England is to lefties they tell me that's just random chance.

No, seriously, that's their argument.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)



They're laughing at you because they think you're stupid and they're the party of love, tolerance and inclusiveness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

151 It's atheism.

To put it shortly.

Although the modern "atheist" claims that it only means a disbelief in God or gods, it's hard to find many atheists who don't believe that "freewill" is an equally irrational religious view (even though "freewill" has long been a part of atheist theory.)

This illustrates that what is disbelieved increases. What is partitioned off as "irrationality" increases. Soon, what is "equality"?

I believe in one--and only one--basis of equality. And it doesn't follow me into a atheist, empirical context. And once we remove the "providence of God", we come to depend on the "scientific management" of as many of the masses as we can't fully get rid of yet.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (E6xSb)

152 King Chuck the Cuck?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


As the colloquial form of "King Charles the Impotent?"

I like it.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (bzOmc)

153 Grabbing ace's lede wasn't my intent for a nic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (FJMtP)

154 Don't need a weatherman weatherperson to know which way the wind blows!

https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76


They guy looks like he is doing a Key and Peele skit

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

156 Spongey sir, I left you a note in the previous thread.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (vE0+H)

157 "Ol' Blighty" (not Blightly, my typing fingers have a mind of their own).

By the way from Wikipedia-

"Blighty" is a British English slang term for Great Britain, or often specifically England. Though it was used throughout the 1800s in the Indian subcontinent to mean an English or British visitor, it was first used during the Boer War in the specific meaning of homeland for the English or the British. From World War I and afterward, that use of the term became widespread.
Etymology
The word ultimately derives from the Persian-derived Bengali word bilētī (or even from regional Hindustani language (i.e., Eastern Hindi) with the use of b replacing v/w), meaning 'foreign', which more specifically came to mean 'European', and 'British'/'English' during the time of the British Raj. The Bengali word bilētī is itself a loan of Indian Persian wilāyatī (ولایاتی, from wilāyat (ولایت usually to mean 'Iran' and later 'the West', 'Europe' or 'Britain'/'England', ultimately from Arabic wilāyah (ولاية‎ meaning 'state, province'.

The term subsequently gained an ironic connotation in its closeness to the English word blight, which means "epidemic."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Dv3i1)

158 Clyde and Dibney worst hit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)
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Ofer 2. Geez.

It's Gidney and Cloyd. https://rockyandbullwinkle.fandom.com/wiki/Gidney_and_Cloyd

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

159 European leaders are just taking their orders from the demon globalists, and mass 3rd world migration is the primary weapon against the west...Kier is hoping to get a chair at the table when the music ends.

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (M7rua)

160
https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)



TEMU Owebama.......STFD and STFU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

161 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.
Posted by: dagny


We should declare the Moon and beyond as sacred.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (abIsI)

162 63 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.

King Charles the Retarded?
Posted by: Delurker at April 20, 2026 03:07 PM (gtcuf)
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UpChuck the Turd.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (JNTt1)

163 Spongey sir, I left you a note in the previous thread.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (vE0+H)



*scurries away*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

164 In my blue blue wacko Va city, I'll vote NO! tomorrow. I would have liked to have voted early but the only polling place open was deep in old town, across the city, with traffic completely gridlocked because of bike lanes, no parking. Would have been a 2 hour trip.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (chM/Q)

165 My husband and I voted a few days ago. Worker commented that turnout was higher for this than for the governor's race. There's also an interesting ad running on the Tube, about how this map would disappear VA's two minority/majority districts. Wonder if that will be a factor in voting no.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (ky7/T)

166 I say, it's all OrangeMan Bad, old chaps.

Posted by: Lord Chipston McChipsface at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

167 https://tinyurl.com/2eph9n76
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:26 PM (ndZc7)


TEMU Owebama.......STFD and STFU.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Wow. Look at his eyes. He's tripping ballz on heavy drugs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

168 Do-nothing Republicans thrive under the radar. If you talk the talk and then walk the talk, then you are targeted like Trump: legally, financially, reputation, and ultimately physically.

Say, whatever happened with those multiple assassination attempt investigations?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 03:30 PM (wBaIH)

169 I voted last Thursday. Easier for me than the polling place.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (kbShR)

170 Starmer is feckles and weak personified

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (61TgR)

171 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

How!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (gtcuf)

172 That Irun place does nots trust Trump because they no he be lied two are Black Presdent and they've nots like it two.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

173 It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

Sponge - what they said. You know I'm walking a parallel path to yours.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (N39Ws)



It's why this is the best damn place on the internet.


*sniff*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Which flag did they plant on the moon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (kbShR)

175 155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

So we shouldn’t try anything. In which case you will still bitch. Got it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

176 I started following an investment forum which is focused on early retirement.

One guy just posted he hit $1M in his investment accounts at 40 which is quite impressive. Two things stood out:

1) he mentioned in passing he's driving an old beater and doesn't really eat out. Yes, I know this infuriates many people in investment discussions but spending less and investing instead does make a difference over the long term

2) Someone else noted they thought if they had $1M invested they'd be "rich" and driving fancy cars and living in a mansion...well...thank Bidenflation...$1M in 2026 is worth about $500K in 2020...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

177 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:27 PM (E6xSb)
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Perhaps, but not disbelief that we can choose our behavior. That's what modern atheism is fast embracing--even though nobody ever said that "freewill" was a god.

Also, atheists are very confused these days, because "atheist theory" is really rather sloppy and hasn't improved much over the centuries.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

178 There was a western civilization white patriarchy ceremony on the sacred moon. Origin story. It's even on film.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (chM/Q)

179 "Charles the Simple"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

180 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

What have you done with Maxine Waters' Hair?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (3Ope8)

181 174 Which flag did they plant on the moon?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (kbShR)


If you go to Islamic sites, Armstrong heard the idhan to salat on arrival.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (XWPh2)

182 In this market my 401k still manages to lose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (kbShR)

183 Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (chM/Q)

Hey!!

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (vE0+H)

184 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Had no mobile internet aftrr I left house this morning, no idea why

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (Ia/+0)

185 146 Remember, Europeans put up with hundreds of thousands of kidnapped and enslaved by Muslims for centuries until the US Navy kicked some ass. Bending the knee Islam is normal for them.
Posted by: Beartooth
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We either clean Britain's house or employ the Vespa Group LLC. to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (FJMtP)

186 Say, whatever happened with those multiple assassination attempt investigations?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


#twoweeks

Posted by: Cash Patel at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM (abIsI)

187 171 140 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.

Aliens were there first. STOLEN!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (DgMqy)

188 That Irun place does nots trust Trump because they no he be lied two are Black Presdent and they've nots like it two.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM


Wooo. That's more than one toke over the line, sweet Mary.

Posted by: Brewer & Shipley at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (0sNs1)

189 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 20, 2026 03:31 PM (UxJW+)

What have you done with Maxine Waters' Hair?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 20, 2026 03:33 PM



I miss MUMR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

190 My great grandpappy had to elope with my great-grandmammy because his family disapproved of him marrying a woman from the Mooninite Tribe. Ugh!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (gtcuf)

191 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Only if you assume God is bound by time.

Remove that and free will and omnipotent divinity make sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

192 King Charles the Token.
King Charles the Bauble.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

193 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

194 Amazon will no longer sell The Camp of the Saints.

https://tinyurl.com/394hbmze

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (ndZc7)

195 Dood looks like a squeaker to me.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Mx+TJ)

196 182 In this market my 401k still manages to lose.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Is Vanguard managing it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (FJMtP)

197 103 James Carville thinks the next time Dems get the Presidency and Congress, they ought to create DC as a state and commandeer Puerto Rico into a state, whether or not those peons their want a state (he didn't say that part). And then stack the courts to 13.

PR should be made independent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (E6xSb)

198 Americans ARE the indigenous people of the moon.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM


Achtung!

Posted by: National Socialists of Germany Farside Moon Base at April 20, 2026 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

199 Charles the Negligible

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 03:36 PM (VyBeY)

200 TransAmerica not Vanguard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:36 PM (kbShR)

201 No love for me?

Posted by: Charles the Tampon at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

202 2) Someone else noted they thought if they had $1M invested they'd be "rich" and driving fancy cars and living in a mansion...well...thank Bidenflation...$1M in 2026 is worth about $500K in 2020...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026

Really? Was there any clarification on what they felt a fancy car was and what a mansion looks like? Because I suppose with some perspective this may look different than what you or I are thinking. But yeah, $1M invested doesn’t not get you up there in the Uber rich category.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (p4NUW)

203 Need one of those olde-tymey King nicknames for Charles.
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I'd go back to the Byzantines and go with "Copronymus."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:37 PM (xvhJH)

204 175 155 I can’t get too upset by the VA thing. Texas started this. And Texas should have understood they’d lose in the long run because Dems will always out cheat Reps.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:28 PM (13bda)

So we shouldn’t try anything. In which case you will still bitch. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)

Had other states come on board it would have been a net win. Texas doing it on its own was guaranteed to have the backlash it had. It wasn’t thought out well.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (13bda)

205 Starting to think Starmer goes to the Mosque every Friday

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)

206 King Charles the Sausage Fingered

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)

207 193 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny
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It's not only dumb it's ignorant. Texas among about 7 other states could not draw a district unless approved by the Federal Government. One of those reconstruction laws.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (FJMtP)

208 Charles the Weaselheart

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (chM/Q)

209 What's with the Brits fascination with blood.
"bloody Hell" Bloody Rich" Bloody taxes.."

Posted by: Cash Patel at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (abIsI)

210 Charles the Inbred

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (u73oe)

211 205 Starting to think Starmer goes to the Mosque every Friday
____

To pray? Or to get doinked in the squeakhole?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (Dv3i1)

212 Charles the Weaselheart
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:39 PM (chM/Q)
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Robert Guiscard protests.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (xvhJH)

213 But one thing all religion struggles with is the concept of freewill.

Only if you assume God is bound by time.

Remove that and free will and omnipotent divinity make sense.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
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Religion contains neither the rule that
1. God explains everything, and thus through that the religion, or
2. Man should be able to comprehend everything.

Especially not a religion that gives us the example of Job. When pressed by God about what Job knows about how the Lord created and patterns the universe said (basically) "I'm going to shut up now."

I'm just as curious about this answer as anyone on the other side may feign to be when asking it.

But it should be clear by now--in an empirical sense, that you cannot get the gains we got under Western Civilization by atheistic pessimism.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

214 $1M gets you to top 18% of Americans. The guy didn't mention housing though so he might actually be wealthier if he has substantial equity in a property as well.

The guy commenting that he thought $1M would make you rich mentioned owning a Bentley and just "a mansion"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

215 May I remind you that Marmite > Vegemite?

Posted by: Charles the Tampon at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

216 As dumb as not putting out cake out to have after a meal? -The Costanzas

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (DgMqy)

217 I thought the style manual was preferring "Queer Starmer", these days...
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

Queer Sturmer, please. Got to give a shout-out to the Judenhass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (utfVc)

218 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (13bda)

219 The guy commenting that he thought $1M would make you rich mentioned owning a Bentley and just "a mansion"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)



Guess he didn't grasp that the tax man cometh and if you don't save as much of that $1m to pay the taxes on the mansion, you'd be bankrupt in less than 5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

220 I refer to him as "Der Starmer," myself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (xvhJH)

221 >>215 May I remind you that Marmite > Vegemite?
Posted by: Charles the Tampon

Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)

222 Something like 3% of American households have a net worth north of $1M without counting equity in their home.

$1M is still a good chunk of change.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (13bda)

223 $1Million, in big city, will get you a nice house in a good neighborhood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (FJMtP)

224 Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (

So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

225 Also, atheists are very confused these days, because "atheist theory" is really rather sloppy and hasn't improved much over the centuries.
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Oddly, atheists are the biggest believers.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (FmapG)

226 But it should be clear by now--in an empirical sense, that you cannot get the gains we got under Western Civilization by atheistic pessimism.

I remember in a discussion between Jordan Peterson and Alex O'Connor (lefty/atheist) the latter mentioned that yes, fine, western Christian societies have certainly been better then others in both subjective things like freedom and objective things like average person's wealth but...that doesn't mean their religion had anything to do with it

And its funny that Christianity just happened to accidently do that isn't it?

Especially if you assume religion isn't "real" you should look very, very carefully at what its value to society is. And frankly, everyone should want a Protest Christian religion even if they thing it is hogwash by its objective results...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

227 Guess he didn't grasp that the tax man cometh and if you don't save as much of that $1m to pay the taxes on the mansion, you'd be bankrupt in less than 5 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)


Maybe they were just saying that they're a tremendous spendthrift and, therefore, if they had been able to amass $1M in investments, they'd already own a mansion, luxury cars, a private jet, an island, a pony, a chimpanzee...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)

228 Some Illinois districts have tentacles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (kbShR)

229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (FmapG)

230
Maybe they were just saying that they're a tremendous spendthrift and, therefore, if they had been able to amass $1M in investments, they'd already own a mansion, luxury cars, a private jet, an island, a pony, a chimpanzee...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)




Tell me they didn't watch Austin Powers without telling me they didn't watch Austin Powers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

231 The government taxes you on your salary. Then it taxes you on your investments you fund with that salary. Then it taxes you on the house you bought with those investments.

And if you have the umbrage to die it will take half of everything you had before you can give your savings to your kids too

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead


Bangers and mash.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 20, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

233 Texas didn't *start* gerrymandering. That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Look at New England, .Maryland and Illinois.
Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:34 PM (chM/Q)

Of course they didn’t start gerrymandering. What they did start was redistricting when they did, or halfway between census counts and making a big announcement that they’re doing it to gain seats. Did they think blue states would just shrug and not respond in kind?

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:41 PM (13bda)



To me, the fairest way of districting would be to place a piece of graph paper on the map, calibrated to 250K per square (or whatever the current representation ratio is) and let the chips fall where they may. These rorschach ink blot districts offend my sense of logic.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (vR0VG)

234 Had other states come on board it would have been a net win. Texas doing it on its own was guaranteed to have the backlash it had. It wasn’t thought out well.
Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:38 PM (13bda)

Try this, you bitch. Do nothing, you bitch. You are a defeatist that will never, ever, ever be happy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (E6xSb)

235 The concept that *I* am a *creation*. A substance made to be entirely separate from God suggests in inherently that I am something.

There would be no purpose in God creating nothing that could not be something on its own. And so there is dumb matter and their is aware matter. And aware matter has at least a thread of control over its development.

So it is necessary by the logic of Creation, that God's foreknowledge of our actions does not determine those actions. Time manifests for our learning, so that we can see our elaboration of what we choose. We see ourselves forming over time. But God sees any shape we manifest.

Anything else, and life, I strongly believe, is almost equally as futile.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)

236 What is this 420 stuff?



Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Kt19C)

237 The British kept the poor short by not allowing them meat for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:47 PM (kbShR)

238 Cuck Charles watching his country get ass raped...

What a fag

Posted by: melodicmetal at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (61TgR)

239 232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
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Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

240 Pusillanimity thy name is Starmer.

Posted by: Turncoat, coward and traitor at April 20, 2026 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

241 So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)So =====

The Battle of Athens option is always on the table. Just takes a push, and for a couple of jobbos to get fed up, and spit into their hands...

Kinda like the Brits. They're kinda culled, but there is still spirit, and it hasn't got 'personal'... yet. The 'football rowdies' are still an unknown element, and they do have quite a vet community....

I'm just surprised the Aussies haven't gotten to their limp-wrist PM for the outrage on their National Hero.... They're pretty close to Texas in mindset, but reserved.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (zL/eJ)

242
So we are just supposed to do nothing. Got it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 03:43 PM (E6xSb)

Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (13bda)

243
Bangers and mash.
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Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)




Fartclam and squeekhole.

Am I playing this game right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

244 If they had weapons of some sort, they could form vigilance committees and hunt these people down.

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 03:50 PM (mdaV5)

245 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

Toad in the hole.

Posted by: British cuisine in an oxymoron at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

246 232 229 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)



Porridge. One of the greatest disappointment of my life was when some Brit gals I knew made breakfast and I asked for some porridge. Then they took out a box of Quaker Oats. Fucking Oatmeal??? I hate oatmeal! FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (vR0VG)

247 You know who else was born on April the 20th?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (kbShR)

248 You know, if space aliens invaded the Earth clandestinely, and started replacing humans with automotons built to look like real humans, I would consider Keir Starmer to have been replaced.

The vacancy in the eyes. The stereotypical appearance of a white man. The prop eyeglasses. The, almost, choreographed mannerisms. And, the absolute self-inflicted damage done by policy stances.

That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)

249 Porridge. One of the greatest disappointment of my life was when some Brit gals I knew made breakfast and I asked for some porridge. Then they took out a box of Quaker Oats. Fucking Oatmeal??? I hate oatmeal! FFS.
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Grits>>>oatmeal.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (FmapG)

250 Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.
==
assuming the fetal position does hurt you in the long term.

You are kind of negative.

Posted by: I'm just sayin you are a fairly new nick at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

251 You know who else was born on April the 20th?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (kbShR)


Jessica Lange, founder of Nazism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

252 That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske
_------------
Then he can fock off back to Legoland!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (xvhJH)

253 ...That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)



And you thought Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a movie. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (vR0VG)

254 Cuck Chuck watching his young girl subjects getting raped

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

255 The Iranian leadership has forced hundreds of Ships toward the United States, mostly Texas, Louisiana, and Alaska, to get their Oil — Thank you very much! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (FJMtP)

256 231 The government taxes you on your salary. Then it taxes you on your investments you fund with that salary. Then it taxes you on the house you bought with those investments.

Posted by: 18-1

So you're not into the "You'll own nothing and love it" thing, then?

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)

257 Sulu is 89.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)

258 Grits>>>oatmeal.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (FmapG)



Agreed!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (vR0VG)

259 Sulu is 89.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)



And sucks dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I remember in a discussion between Jordan Peterson and Alex O'Connor (lefty/atheist) the latter mentioned that yes, fine, western Christian societies have certainly been better then others in both subjective things like freedom and objective things like average person's wealth but...that doesn't mean their religion had anything to do with it

And its funny that Christianity just happened to accidently do that isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
---
As a long-time methodological skeptic, I would actually indulge that skepticism as well.

We learn empirically what works and what doesn't. The speculation that we can just rip the Christian guts out of what we might agree works in that situation, is just that nothing but speculation.

Perhaps we can agree on 2 things. It is not decided that the Christian religion had everying to do with this. However, it's also perhaps not decidable that it didn't.

However, Christianity has the only theory where I would ever want somebody to refer to my "human worth". (tbc)

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)

261 Spotted Dick >> Marmite > Vegemite
------------
Haggis?
Posted by: pudinhead

Bangers and mash.
-----------
Bubble and Squeak
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:48 PM (FmapG)

Toad in the hole.
Posted by: British cuisine in an oxymoron at April 20, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)
______

Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

262 Grain is animal fodder.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)

263 255 The Iranian leadership has forced hundreds of Ships toward the United States, mostly Texas, Louisiana, and Alaska, to get their Oil — Thank you very much! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Yep. And all of it denominated in dollars.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (FmapG)

264 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)



I thought faggots were cigarettes.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)

265 Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

266 The Left will never forgive the Jews for the Holocaust.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (4NO2D)

267
I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)



Fags are cigarettes. A fagot is a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

268 The idea that Christianity wasn't the basis of the assent of Western Civilization is risible.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (chM/Q)

269 First time in London and a dude said he was going to go outside and 'burn a fag.'


"WOAH! You can do that here?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Faggotts are kindling I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (kbShR)

271 Anchovies are hideous.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (FmapG)

272 Sulu is 89.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (kbShR)


And sucks dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


He appeared on a few Perry Mason shows. Raymond Burr was known to like young men.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (abIsI)

273 Allison Pearson
@AllisonPearson

When I interviewed David Cameron after he became Prime Minister he said the thing that shocked him most was “the scale of the domestic Islamist terrorist threat”.
An RAF cadet has been suspended for seeming to make the same point.

@RAFCRANWELL

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

274 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)


I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (vR0VG)
______

I think the cigarettes version is just "fag" as in a "pack of fags." I don't know if they call cigarettes "faggots."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

275 Wikipedia has a "Palestinian inventions" page and literally half the entries are various types of bombs

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)



Reminds me of the two Muslim women reminiscing about their kids and lamenting that they "blow up so fast". Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (vR0VG)

276 Doing nothing > doing something that hurts you long term.
==
assuming the fetal position does hurt you in the long term.

You are kind of negative.
Posted by: I'm just sayin you are a fairly new nick at April 20, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

I hear echoes of Moo Moo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (utfVc)

277 Faggots. No seriously, it's a small sausage.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

You definitely asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/4e6fk6ne

Posted by: I stand by my previous remarks at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (TbWk/)

278 That's it. I'm calling it. Starmer is alien machinery.

I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

279 @AllisonPearson

When I interviewed David Cameron after he became Prime Minister he said the thing that shocked him most was “the scale of the domestic Islamist terrorist threat”.



And that was over a decade ago.

It's worse now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

280 He appeared on a few Perry Mason shows. Raymond Burr was known to like young men.
--------------
Yes. Raymond was a committed bottom.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (FmapG)

281 However, Christianity has the only theory where I would ever want somebody to refer to my "human worth". (tbc)

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)
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"Worth" is a word very similar in origin to the Latin root "vert", "to turn". And it's clear what it means in the marketplace: "turn around". Thus the "worth" of a commodity or a good is how much you're going to get from selling it.

"Human value" is no better because "val-" is an appreciation of relative strength. Thus nobody ever suggests outside of a completely theoretical sense that humans have "equal value".

There is only one event in the view of Western Civilization in which all of humanity was equally included into a single transaction, or redemption, at such a high cost that everyone should feel blessed by the price.

We, the Lord suggests, are "worth" 1 Son of God.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

282 I think the cigarettes version is just "fag" as in a "pack of fags." I don't know if they call cigarettes "faggots."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (iFTx/)



Now that I think of it I think you're right.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (vR0VG)

283 Fags are cigarettes. A fagot is a bundle of sticks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
=====
Also, Faggots are meatballs.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Flight Attendant at April 20, 2026 03:59 PM (zL/eJ)

284 Our latest national survey makes one thing unmistakably clear: American voters continue to support President Trump's decisive action to stop Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons — and that support is strengthening, not fading.

Despite relentless opposition from left-leaning media, a solid majority of likely voters say military action is justified to protect American lives
_April 2026 | McLaughlin & Associates.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (FJMtP)

285 Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

*touches nose*
well, my own nose, otherwise would be gross.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (XWPh2)

286 The idea that Christianity wasn't the basis of the assent of Western Civilization is risible.

Posted by: dagny at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (chM/Q)
---
No, it's just that "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

287 271 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead

You've consumed many through the ingestion of Worchestershire and Tomato spaghetti sauces.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (Y8DZL)

288 I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)



I've often said, when arguing with a leftist, "What fucking planet did you grow up on???!!!".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (vR0VG)

289 The hippies are sad and wet here today, their smokey smokey day in Golden Gate Park got rained out

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (RIvkX)

290 "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!

*koff*

Posted by: Japan at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (XWPh2)

291 Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

*touches nose*
well, my own nose, otherwise would be gross.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 04:00 PM (XWPh2)

You don't get to pick your nose, but you can always pick your nose.

Posted by: Pick one meaning at April 20, 2026 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

292 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 03:57 PM (FmapG)


Take a look in the mirror, asshole! You're no prize yourself!

Posted by: the affronted anchovies at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (WbWbV)

293 eff Mason@jeffmason1 - 2h

I spoke to @realDonaldTrump by phone earlier today. He said he’s not in a rush to get a deal with Iran and fighting is likely to resume as soon as the ceasefire ends, which he said would be Wednesday night Washington time

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (FJMtP)

294 https://x.com/AllisonPearson/status/2045790063292739943

Posted by: SMOD at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

295 Sardines are good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 04:02 PM (kbShR)

296 I thought faggots were cigarettes.
Posted by: Chairborne!
======
A bundle of sticks

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (JNTt1)

297 271 Anchovies are hideous.
Posted by: pudinhead


I see your anchovies and raise you some Surströmming .

Surströmming is a lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring traditional to Swedish cuisine

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 04:03 PM (abIsI)

298 Attorney General Ken Paxton@KenPaxtonTX . 5h

just filed a landmark lawsuit against ActBlue for deceiving Americans by lying about its donation processes that allow fraudulent and foreign donations

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (FJMtP)

299 No, it's just that "real secular rise" was never even been tried!!
===
Authentic, 100% committed secular humanism, is the way to enlightenment! Just have to kill most everybody first. Wait, do I sound a little like a communist??? Funny that.

Posted by: albert pike at April 20, 2026 04:04 PM (anL5R)

300 nude

Posted by: Japan at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (XWPh2)

301 I can watch Spotify on my TV

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

302 Nude Grunta Thunberg

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

303 Take a trip down memory hole lane...
The House Ethics Committee on Monday released a list of all its publicly disclosed sexual misconduct investigations into members, dating back to 1976
https://tinyurl.com/2j8fn57c

Mark Foley is in there but good ole Larry Craig aint... good times ...
The incident involving Larry Craig in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom stall is often cited as a defining moment in the political career of the Idaho Republican. Craig's actions, which included peering through the stall door and making gestures suggesting to an undercover officer that he wanted to engage in "lewd conduct,"

Posted by: Yer Sistas Ass at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (VPPG8)

304 Nude Grunta Thunberg


Yech! No thanks!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (vR0VG)

305 I think a lot of the "we are governed by alien lizard people!" stuff gets traction because well Starmer or Biden or whoever is indeed 100% human they are psychopaths and so Joe Average sees their is something fundamentally different about the elites and the people around them
===
The alien lizard people stuff is just cover for the immortal Fae...

Posted by: I'm not suicidal by the way at April 20, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)

306 Taqqiyah makes all muslims completely untrustworthy.

Deport them all.

Hang all western political hacks who have covered for the satanic death cult.

Posted by: Pete at April 20, 2026 04:08 PM (9uoO8)

307 The peoples of Indiana seem quite dull to me. They voted for Pence to be their Governor. Almost as bad as Ohio.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)

My home state is essentially a corporate fiefdom, with many congressional members of both parties owned by those conglomerates, bought-and-paid-for assholes who draft and vote on legislation in-line with whatever their biggest donors want them to vote for. This is why Indiana produces wishy-washy Establishment Republican politicians. This is what gave us the likes of Dick Lugar and Mike Pence. It gets me to this day that I should've seen through Pence early on but I didn't, probably because I had been friends with his cousins in high school and they were/are great people. It colored my judgement of the man.

Insofar as being dull, no; rather, no more or less than any other state. You're an asshole for writing that.

Posted by: troyriser at April 20, 2026 04:20 PM (DPeYO)

Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips



Disgraced ex-congressman Eric Swalwell -- who is accused of raping and sexually assaulting multiple women after nights of heavy drinking -- billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns, including charges during a series of jaunts to Las Vegas.

Over a four-year period starting in 2020, Swalwell's donor-funded congressional campaigns recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Drizly, according to federal campaign disclosures -- purchases that even caught his team off guard.

While the ex-congressman's boozy campaign spending could be legal, "it might not be the best use of donor money," Swalwell's former chief of staff Alex Evans told the California Post.

"He knew exactly what he was doing."


Swalwell's Drizly spending alone accounted for roughly a quarter of all payments to the service from various candidates' campaigns, political committees and PACs since 2019, according to the Federal Election Commission.

Campaign records show that his tab -- totaling roughly $6,100 -- also overlapped with him curiously taking multiple trips to Las Vegas in the summer of 2021.

In July of that year, Swalwell racked up thousands of dollars in charges for hotel stays at the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, a five-star hotel and casino. Swalwell appears to have visited the Cosmopolitan three times over a 10-day period that month -- on July 9, 12 and 19.

Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?


During that period, he made several purchases from Drizly while also billing his campaign for a $117.54 charge at STK Steakhouse and a $439.57 bill at Jean Georges Steakhouse at Aria. Charges continued through July 19, including a $940.01 transaction at the Cosmopolitan, bringing the total cost of his time in Vegas over 10 days to more than $3,100.

Drizly was folded into Uber Eats in early 2024, and records show Swalwell's congressional campaigns continued to use the Uber Eats food and drink delivery app more than 220 times after Drizly shut down, including as recently as this year. The charges, which don't detail whether the purchases were for food and/or alcohol, totaled more than $19,000.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:32 PM




Comments

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1 Was that wrong?

Should I have not done that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:32 PM (O35xg)

2
Disgraced ex-congressman Eric Swalwell -- who is accused of raping and sexually assaulting multiple women after nights of heavy drinking -- billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns, including charges during a series of jaunts to Las Vegas.

Morons: "I'll have what he's having."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:33 PM (tgvbd)

3 Geez he didn't drink enough to stop the delivery company from going bankrupt. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (gu0hJ)

4 Afternoon.

The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (dpXJq)

5 The guy is slime.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)

6 The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?


*Raises hand*

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

7 This is why it is called the Democrat PARTY!!!

Posted by: illiniwek at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (vbXSk)

8 Note to other deep state hacks:

You’re all expendable.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (u73oe)

9
The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)


No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (tgvbd)

10 Sooo...what's his drink?

That would be instructive.

Posted by: Meric at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (3HOfK)

11 6 The guy who looked like a sleazy retard was, in fact, a sleazy retard.

Who knew?

*Raises hand*


Pelosi certainly knew. That's why she kept him around.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

12 Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?

This is from the time frame where the government told us going to Church would spread the disease to grandma, but going to a glory hole, a casino, or a BLM rally would be fine.

Which matches up pretty well with activities leftists like to go to

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

13 The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 01:34 PM (pvf3X)

No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.


No, he's the parasite's waste product.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

14 good liquor or are we talking Chivas?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (rbvCR)

15 Ok we need to have a movie of Swalwell's life, played by Matt Damon, acting as his character from Team America World Police

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

16 We are governed by bozos.

Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (TezPK)

17 recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Drizly

Why did they go under if they were delivering so much booze?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

18 *Raises hand*
Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

I guess you think laying on your back with your ankles behind your ears gives you a unique perspective.

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (dpXJq)

19 Shocking, booze and Vegas for a political campaign. I never...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (UPlzn)

20 billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

21 Gotta have something to slip those date rape drugs into.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (Q/FnY)

22 16 We are governed by bozos.

Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (TezPK)

Much worse than that, I'm afraid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

23 We are governed by bozos.

One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

24 i support a regime that allows men to marry 9 year old girls

Posted by: Sid at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (g5C8n)

25 20 billed an eye-watering amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

Pelosi gets tits-to-the-floor drunk...well, her tits are already there without support, I suppose...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

26 The guy is slime.
Posted by: Case
No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

No, he's the parasite's waste product.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

He's the fly that eats the waste product.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

27
billed an eye-watering cirrhosis-inducing amount of booze deliveries to his campaigns

Better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (tgvbd)

28 Hoboes drink Scotch. Gentlemen drink Bourbon.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (FmapG)

29 this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.
Posted by: Ian S.

Ahem!

Posted by: Hilldog and Kumswalla at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (TezPK)

30 From the "everything is projection" department, this is why they're accusing Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel of being alcoholics. Because Swalwell and Pelosi (at least) actually are.

Not long before Hammer guy showed up, Paul Pelosi got pulled over for drunk driving with an unknown passenger in his car.

Of course he got let off with a warning and we never did find out if hammer guy was the passenger.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

31 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

32 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Urologists?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

33 Posted by: Sid at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (g5C8n)

You DICK!

Posted by: 30K Iranians Murdered In Less Than A Week at April 20, 2026 01:40 PM (dpXJq)

34 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"

Posted by: Bulg


A weather girl?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)

35
Only when the media mentions any of this can they say "We shall not speak of this ever again."

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

36 Big booze deliveries? Like with a MoMe?

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2026 01:41 PM (T6Tm2)

37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

38 "while also billing his campaign for a $117.54 charge at STK Steakhouse and a $439.57 bill at Jean Georges Steakhouse at Aria"

$120 at STK is barely a few drinks at the bar. No way you can have any kind of real dinner for that amount.

$440 for JG also seems very low. Maybe just one person? This steakhouse is the kinda place they don't put the prices on the online menus. It's heavy on exotic wagyu for 100s of dollars just for one steak.

I'm sure his campaign got billed for thousands of dollars of heavy drugs, too. Except even Rapeswell ain't dumb enough to list "Big Hector the Drug Dealer" on his billing records.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

39 Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

An incontinent old man who has to wear a diaper?

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (dpXJq)

40 37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

======

He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

41 Grizzley Adams >>> Drizly Adams

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

42 Yeah, so?

You should have seen the bar tab for President Washington's farewell bash!

- Swalwell, legitimately comparing himself to George Washington, probably.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (G1ktt)

43
With all the screwing going on, i can't imagine the sexual diseases being "shared."

Posted by: four seasons at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (3ek7K)

44 40 37 So Sid likes him some muzzie mullahs. Not surprising.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

======

He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

Where fight may have a different meaning than what you or I believe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

45 Pffffft, I say.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & California's next-next Governor) at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

46 Speaking of Iran, I think a lot of people really have gotten the wrong idea from Gandhi.

If you have the British colonial office as your "evil government authority" then sure his schtick works.

If you have the Mullahs you need to quietly make them disappear instead of marching down the streets. Take Solzhenitsyn's maxim that if the regime enforcers worry about going home they are going to be much less interest in rounding people up...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

47 He supports men who marry 9 year old girls in order to fight the Epstein regime of pedophiles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:43 PM (O35xg)

But have you seen 9 year old Iranian girls?

Freakin' sluts...

Posted by: Robert at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (dpXJq)

48 I don't know know why ( maybe because I'm tired ) but Swallwell spending so much money on booze seems rather funny and one of the "lighter" things about his creepitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (PFs9e)

49 Ruben "Shultz" Gallego still knows nothing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (tUP1A)

50 A $300 bottle of Cutty Sark? What's the problem?

Fuhgeddaboudit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (Fbc0I)

51 You know in discussing Muhammed's child bride with Muslim-philes in the US they'll often point out that child marriages weren't unheard of in the west and that's true.

But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

52 No one cares about sex and booze and hookers anymore.

Swalwell pissed off the wrong person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (W2Pud)

53 50 A $300 bottle of Cutty Sark? What's the problem?

Fuhgeddaboudit.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (FmapG)

54 49 Ruben "Shultz" Gallego still knows nothing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:45 PM (tUP1A)

=======

*crossing fingers that Katie Hobbs screws up the inevitable replacement of Gallego as much as Luther Strange screwed up the replacement of Jeff Sessions*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (O35xg)

55 We’re going to discover he was pretty much a scumbag scammer in every area of his life, aren’t we?


And we will not be shocked.
Not even a little bit.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (4KUe5)

56
Is Swalwell officially gone yet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (IifOV)

57 Speaking of parasite waste products, I see Sid is here.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (tYGL3)

58 ..., Swalwell's donor-funded congressional campaigns recorded more than 100 separate charges with now-defunct alcohol delivery company Driz,,,

Sounds like his benefactor taught him well.

Posted by: javems at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (AtZQT)

59 We are governed by bozos.
Posted by: DEI Higher at April 20, 2026 01:37 PM


This, this is the kind of unbridled optimism we love to see in our significantly-under under-29s!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

60 They did name a sandwich after him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (kbShR)

61
Date rape drugs don't ingest themselves.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)

62 Uber was the parent corporation. Drizly officially shut down at the end of March 2024.

Tony West is the Senior Vice President, Chief Legal Officer, and Corporate Secretary at Uber, a position he has held since 2017. He oversees global legal, compliance, ethics, and security functions. Key team members include Tammy Albarrán (Chief Deputy Counsel) and various specialized counsel managing litigation, AI, and global employment.

Eric was quite the D party moneymaker, or something.
Married to Maya Harris (Kamala's sister) for over 25 years, West is a former Obama Justice Department official.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

63 *crossing fingers that Katie Hobbs screws up the inevitable replacement of Gallego as much as Luther Strange screwed up the replacement of Jeff Sessions*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

She better not screw this up if she knows what is good for her.
-Cartel that controls The Abortion Mouse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)

64 $19k in Uber Eats.

I’m beginning to see why protecting illegals is so important to him.

The man needs his gig economy slaves, yo!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

65 Whenever a democrat is caught doing something illegal or unethical, the press immediately releases a story about a republican, accusing him or her of similar acts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 01:48 PM (0U5gm)

66 Piker. Swalwell didn't piss off near enough donor money.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (DIbRX)

67 I guess he needed to ply the women with drink in order for them to find him attractive .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)

68 Let he who has not blown thousands of dollars of donor money on booze and trips to Vegas cast the first stone!

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

69 Good afternoon everyone! I hope the day has been good so far. Curious what happens next with this cat - simply banished to the dem hinterlands?

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (Q9G/L)

70 62. Apologies

Reverse the last paragraph.

Tony West is married to Maya Harris and has been for decades.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 20, 2026 01:50 PM (NFX2v)

71 I understand why the booze bills are so high. I can't imagine the alcohol I would have to consume to have sexual relations with Swalwell.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:50 PM (aZm/F)

72 So he liked to have a beer every now and then...
So what.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (affD0)

73
 I guess he needed to ply the women with drink in order for them to find him attractive .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 01:49 PM (PFs9e)

_____________

He would need his own brewery for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (tgvbd)

74 Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips



Why would this be a problem?
- Nasty Pelosi

Posted by: Operator Error at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (N7P3t)

75 Curious what happens next with this cat
Posted by: Piper

It won't be groovy.

Ya dig?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

76 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.
_____

He waited 3 years before he consummated the marriage. Only the Prophet (PBUH) could have shown such heroic patience!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Dv3i1)

77 68 Let he who has not blown thousands of dollars of donor money on booze and trips to Vegas cast the first stone!
Posted by: ballistic

Vegas. Blown.

Bet there's no receipts of that but guarantee it happened.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

78 He's not the only one. He probably isn't even the worst. He might be the stupidest though. The rest of them didn't get caught. I mean, look at Bernie, he's got like five houses. He expertly grifted off his presidential campaigns and enriched himself wildly. Swalwell is an idiot. He is trying to get free liquor, when he should be diverting millions to his relatives to coordinate his campaign ad buys like Bernie did. Wonder if Swalwell doesn't have any relatives he can trust. He seems like the kind of guy whose own family can't stand him.

Posted by: It wouldn't surprise me at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (anL5R)

79 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

80 I understand why the booze bills are so high. I can't imagine the alcohol I would have to consume to have sexual relations with Swalwell./i]

To be honest one beer is usually enough

Posted by: Swalwell's roofie supply at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

81 honestly I don't know how you walk into a dining establishment in Vegas and only get a bill for like $100

what did they get, a bottle of water and a bag of chips?

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

82 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

83
81 honestly I don't know how you walk into a dining establishment in Vegas and only get a bill for like $100

what did they get, a bottle of water and a bag of chips?

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

=====

Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (O35xg)

84 79 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00


frankly amazing Duke! WOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (j+aD2)

85 82 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

=====

Just further proof that the FBI is and always has been in Trump's pocket.

Merrick Garland was a hidden Trump acolyte since he didn't bring charges against Trump for his Epstein connections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (O35xg)

86 Yeah, time to go over Ruben Gallegos expenses, too.

While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

87 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Congrats to your DiL. How is that?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)

88 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

89 These are the same people who screech that Hegseth, Patel and Kavanaugh are raging alcoholics because they had a couple of beers. Always projection with "progressives".

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (AFztM)

90 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)



Good for her. That's awesome.

I could never see myself at any point running for 3 hours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Nothing says you're running for California seats like partying it up with booze and bitches in Vegas, baby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

92 livin' high on the labor of all the suckers!

demonrat thug life!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (VyBeY)

93 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

Yes because its all going by a script.

We went from the public knowing nothing about this to having enough info to kick him out of politics for life in a few days.

And here they want it to be relatively quick - the goal is to get rid of Swalwell while tarnishing the Dem party as little as possible.

When they target this on GOP candidates they try to make it run longer...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

94 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.

They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

Because there's no 'there' there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:54 PM (G1ktt)

95 Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (O35xg)



He's a democrat, so it's guaranteed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

96 All this rape stuff seems like A LOT of work.

Just hire a hooker, go on one of the dating apps, ask the wife to set you up with a friend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Sco7b)

97 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

98
"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."
Barack Obama Sep 25, 2012

Be careful, you guys, he shows up a lot in pictures with a halo.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (Y8DZL)

99 I haven't indulged in booze delivery. But not being prepared and having only one or two ounces of Bourbon at the start of cocktail hour....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (AkEZC)

100 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

This is a absolutely remarkable time for 'normal' people. When I was running, a sub-4-hour marathon was my goal. She's flirting with a sub-3 hour... That's bonkers.

What an achievement, and congrats to the DiL!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (G1ktt)

101 I've got some Drizly in my pants!

Posted by: Presnit Emeritus at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (oftw2)

102 ask the wife to set you up with a friend.

That's right officer he just slipped and fell on the knife 17 times, why yes the same number of years we've been married...what a coincidence

Posted by: The wife after getting such a request at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

103 Cooperating witnesses he says.

>>@CBSNews

>>Cooperating witnesses in criminal probe of ex-CIA Director Brennan subpoenaed to testify before grand jury, sources say.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)

104 I've eaten at most of the major steakhouses on the Vegas Strip. Jean Georges was among the worst. Expensive even among an already-expensive genre and location and completely underwhelming in pretty much every way.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (oqH4h)

105 I hold a small elected position (Commissioner) in a small, rural area and even we know that government/public funds cannot be spent on booze for parties/celebrations and the like. For crying out loud.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (vR0VG)

106 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

107 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.
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Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

108 87 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Congrats to your DiL. How is that?
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01

This is nothing short of impressive time. Wow.

Posted by: Piper at April 20, 2026 01:58 PM (p4NUW)

109 100 Daughter in law finished the Boston marathon in 3:05:00

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 01:51 PM (u73oe)

This is a absolutely remarkable time for 'normal' people. When I was running, a sub-4-hour marathon was my goal. She's flirting with a sub-3 hour... That's bonkers.

What an achievement, and congrats to the DiL!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:56 PM (G1ktt)

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Absolutely.

Wowza.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (aZm/F)

110 They did it in 6 days to Swalwell. They've tried to do it to Trump for years and it's never worked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (aZm/F)

Because there's no 'there' there.
==
Ding Ding Ding.

That's why they hated him. They had nothing on him. Everyone else is compromised. So they can be controlled. Swalwell is and was a nothing. A nobody. He was just compromised and so he got elevated. As long as he did what he was told he stayed. He was warned not to run for Gov. Told to drop out. He ignored the horse's head in his bed. His is being made an example of, to encourage the others. Nancy P is a mob ho and knows how to keep people in line.

Posted by: Harsh but fair at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)

111 Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)




This is the exact reason the Democrats were cozy with the likes of Puff Diddy and Epstein.

They have the ammo and know exactly how to use it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Did Eric bill his followers for drinks? I am hoping he at least is not as bad as Mamdani.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (8yM+6)

113 107 Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)

======

He kept is such a good secret that no one knew. There was simply no evidence that anyone could find. Also, everyone knew all the time and just said nothing.

And there's no evidence that anyone can find on Gallego.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (O35xg)

114 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)



And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.


Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

115
We are governed by bozos.

One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)



I love how they caterwaul about that Orange vulgarian from Queens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (y9nCu)

116 106 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)


-------

I always look forward to the "...so it begins." guy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (aZm/F)

117 114 And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.


Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

======

Can you blame them? He overestimated the value of property when asking for a loan from a major bank!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (O35xg)

118
Eric Swalwell is a..hiccup...is a....gag...is a.....friend.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (IifOV)

119
And yet the Democrats have tried to imprison him multiple times. Not to mention trying to kill him.


Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)



THAT WAS STAGED!!!!!

Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Brown at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

120 good nap

what

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:00 PM (ZxPkt)

121 Who HAS NOT spent $19,000 on booze?

Posted by: torabora at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (EntAB)

122 107 I still think the most interesting part of this Swalwell story is how fast the dem machine can eff you up if they want to.
---
Just Swalwell.
And only Swalwell.
They absolutely do not have any dirt on any other Congressman and Senator that they are keeping secret in order to keep them under control.

In fact, this story is proof that Democrats police their own to such a high standard, so high, we should be praising them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (tUP1A)


Also proof the sainted and totally unbiased Media /spit/ will protect any Democrat the DNC tells them to protect.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (5rh/l)

123 I wonder if Swalwell will learn how to swallow well when he's in prison.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (vR0VG)

124 Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

125
One thing most dystopian fiction got wrong is that the evil elites are generally portrayed as classy and educated versus the crass and licentious assholes they are
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)


--------

Your average American is a better person, husband, father and workmate than these assholes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (aZm/F)

126 She came in 7,270th out of 29,344. I’m exhausted just typing that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (u73oe)

127 Fartsmell is pretty low in the pecking order. If the Clintons show up in the picture you know some shit is going down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (Fbc0I)

128 A 45 year old frat boy loser creep. Anyone who donated to his campaign deserves to read what he spent a quarter of it on. Too bad, you chose poorly.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (oiNtH)

129 They didn't used to be when I was a kid.

I would argue something fundamental changed with the end of the Cold War. During that time period our elites had to worry they could be replaced completely if they did poorly enough.

But as they told us after the collapse of the USSR, the US and Europe were at the end of history and nothing they could do would lead to any real change from their managed democracy...

So steal as much as you want, replace the electorate, celebrate pedophilia...doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

130 This was from GatewayPundit this weekend.

A Secret Service officer. Don't worry. He protects Biden from the throngs of 9 year old girls.

A sex content creator has posted graphic videos of sex acts with a Secret Service Agent on OnlyFans.

OnlyFans is a subscription-based platform where content creators are paid by subscribers.

Virtually 80% of the content posted to OnlyFans is pornographic and sexually explicit.

According to RealClearPolitics reporter Susan Crabtree, the sex content creator, identified as Brittany Jones, claimed to be making “adult content” with her Secret Service agent boyfriend, William W. Foy Jr.

“My boyfriend lives a double life,” Brittany Jones wrote on Facebook. “Guarding the president by day [sic] then making adult videos with me by night. We see you Hannah Montana lol.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Sco7b)

131 104 I've eaten at most of the major steakhouses on the Vegas Strip. Jean Georges was among the worst.
Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (oqH4h)
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Which would you say are the best? Heading to Vegas for the first time in a looong time and would like to avoid disappointment.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)

132 A 45 year old frat boy loser creep. Anyone who donated to his campaign deserves to read what he spent a quarter of it on. Too bad, you chose poorly.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (oiNtH)



You just described 3/4 of DC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

133 She came in 7,270th out of 29,344. I’m exhausted just typing that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.......

So the bear didn't get her.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (UjdFS)

134 127 Fartsmell is pretty low in the pecking order. If the Clintons show up in the picture you know some shit is going down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:02 PM (Fbc0I)

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If he had been a quiet backbencher, happy to sit in Congress for decades just doing as leadership said, this story would never have seen the light of day.

It's not directly the fault of his ambition, but if he had had no further ambition that perpetuity in doing nothing in Congress and getting paid for it, there would have been no need to highlight this stuff.

The amoral but ambitionless man. That should have been his goal. Instead, he thought he could be president and got in the way of other Democrats on the path towards the stepping stone that was the CA governorship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (O35xg)

135 I don't know isn't this just normal behavior for all these politicians? I don't trust people in my own party. I really don't know what to make of any of this shit. I expect this behavior. Wanna shock me report about pols that aren't scumbags if there's any. Tired of Smallwell.

Posted by: JROD at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (IlL6s)

136 "She came in 7,270th out of 29,344."
###

We give a trophy for that.

Posted by: Your kid's kindergarten at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Ez/1)

137 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)


She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

138 I wonder if a certain Arizona senator, described as his "brother", who was also his campaign manager, might know anything about this?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (vOtXJ)

139 I wonder what They have on Thune

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (ZxPkt)

140 We found out Trump is about the cleanest candidate for president in recent memory

Posted by: 18-1

Look what they did to Swalwell in just 7 days. However, they have some super secret damaging info on Trump that they've been holding on to for 11 years. Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

141 124 Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)

142 137 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

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She's actually afraid of the threat to denaturalize her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (O35xg)

143 The heavily face-filtered Rosie O'Donnell, upset that Swalwell is a licentious creep, makes me laugh.

Seriously, just looking at the guy with his half-assed shaved beard, eyes too far apart, unable to control his bodily functions, and general projection-like behavior told all of us he was weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (aZm/F)

144
Who in the hell names a company "Drizly?"
Posted by: Bulg

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Typical app name. Everything right now ends in "go" or "buddy" or "ly" or "le."

By the way, I used Drizly. I wasn't surprised when it went bust, probably due to mega-multi-delivery apps like DoorDash and InstaCart.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

145
I hold a small elected position (Commissioner) in a small, rural area and even we know that government/public funds cannot be spent on booze for parties/celebrations and the like. For crying out loud.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:57 PM (vR0VG)



Every Division HQ in the Army has to spend boo-coo operational bux on lots of high-end booze from Class 6, even of the commanding general doesn't drink. Because when Congressmen and entorage visit they absolutely will NOT drink from the well.

This is known.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

146 *hic*

That amateur needed professional advice how to keep his liquor buys totally secret! I pay a staff of five people to cover-up the tracks of my gigantic daily alcohol purchases. *hic*




Posted by: H. R. Clinton at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (5rh/l)

147 Swalwell was a first class scum bag. So...how did WE know this 5 years ago?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (vOtXJ)

148 “My boyfriend lives a double life,” Brittany Jones wrote on Facebook. “Guarding the president by day [sic] then making adult videos with me by night. We see you Hannah Montana lol.


Out: The Bodyguard

In: Two Dopes One Cup

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

149 Slow news day so I'll throw this out for your consideration. Three line horror stories.

My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)

150 Wasn't this during the lockdown? I mean, the lockdown of citizens, while the would-be aristocrat class dined at the French Laundry?

For most places no. This was happening in July of 2021. However this jackass was from California, so yes this was during the lockdown for them. So just doing the standard democrat play of fleeing to a free location while their constituents were forbidden from doing anything.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (3tZV2)

151 No, he's the parasite that feeds off slime.

No, he's the parasite's waste product.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

He's the fly that eats the waste product.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

No, he's the waste product of the thing that eats the waste product of the fly. Infinity.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (vE0+H)

152 136 "She came in 7,270th out of 29,344."
###

We give a trophy for that.
Posted by: Your kid's kindergarten at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Ez/1)

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She ran amazingly well, but come on, that's funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aZm/F)

153
While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

She is going to file for divorce and is prepping for the claim for alimony?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

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She's actually afraid of the threat to denaturalize her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

154 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

It's a writeoff, Jerry.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (vE0+H)

155 153
Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

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Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Especially since she had a fake winery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (O35xg)

156 "A sex content creator has posted graphic videos..."

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We're so proud of our little girl.

Posted by: Brittany Jones's parents at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

157 All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)

Also, I'm going to crank up the furnace and AC at the same time.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (DgMqy)

158 I have mixed feelings.

Swalwell is loathsome, and his departure from public life is long overdue. I pray for his redemption as I pray for my own, while thinking that is probably a very heavy lift.

Yet, is his current immolation by the Democrats in service to something worse?

Posted by: PARKER at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (hJWil)

159 Typical app name. Everything right now ends in "go" or "buddy" or "ly" or "le."

By the way, I used Drizly. I wasn't surprised when it went bust, probably due to mega-multi-delivery apps like DoorDash and InstaCart.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

I just go drizly wherever I want to, buddy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (vE0+H)

160 Her non-DEI lawyer advised her to fix her filings stat and threatened to discharge her if she ever fucks up like that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:07 PM (n7rxJ)

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We'd never get a second chance as she does.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (aZm/F)

161 "A sex content creator has posted graphic videos..."

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We're so proud of our little girl.

Posted by: Brittany Jones's parents at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)

162 Also proof the sainted and totally unbiased Media /spit/ will protect any Democrat the DNC tells them to protect.

Posted by: Gref at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (5rh/l)



And that, to me is the biggest problem in this country. When the institution charged with providing the information we all need to be a self-governing people is this tainted, slanted and poisoned, our system cannot survive. I know 1st Amendment this and 1st Amendment that but when one of the two Party's governing the country absolutely ignores and shits on it, following it ends up making it the country's suicide note.


I don't profess to know the solution but am frankly amazed that, with all the never ending propaganda the media spews out, we still have a fairly evenly divided country. Imagine what it would be like if the media was just neutral and held Democrats to task like they do Republicans? Hell, whenever one of these pukes sticks a microphone in a Republicans face it sounds like the prosecution in a murder trial doing the questioning. And the same "journalist" questioning a Democrat sounds like a stenographer. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (vR0VG)

163 3 hours 5 minutes marathon is impressive especially since people have to have qualified previous marathon time in order to get into the field for Boston.

Posted by: paulnjax at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (PPnyU)

164 Bets on Swalwell being a terrible tipper?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM


Dude. We just can't pffft away our donor's money!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (0sNs1)

165 Which would you say are the best? Heading to Vegas for the first time in a looong time and would like to avoid disappointment.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:03 PM (0bjKf)
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StripSteak at Mandalay Bay is my favorite. It's not too stuck up and I've never had a bad meal there.

Bavette in Park MGM is great

SW Steakhouse at the Wynn

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)

166 It'd be funny if the downfall led to the downfall of Gallego.

And Democrats blamed Steyer for it, deciding to try and defeat him in the CA primary in particular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (O35xg)

167 Democrats are evil. Plain and simple. They didn't used to be when I was a kid. But they are now.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 20, 2026 01:59 PM (vR0VG)

I take it you were a kid before they covered up Ted Kennedy dumping his pregnant sidepiece in the drink and leaving her to claw her own fingernails off, before dubbing him the "Lion of the Senate" and giving him a King's sendoff in death?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (vE0+H)

168
Wednesday is Erf Day. Hope all you Morons are getting prepared.
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

All my appliances, devices, and lights are staged by electric outlets to all be plugged in and switched on before I leave for work that day.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 20, 2026 02:05 PM (DgMqy)


I have my Firestones ready for the BBQ stacked in the side yard of my shop. But I have to admit, it's not nearly as much fun to burn tires in a light industrial zone as it would be to do it in the front yard a block away from the local college campus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (y9nCu)

169
Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

You would if you weren't such a racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)

170 Damn it Joe. Fuck off.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (vE0+H)

171 169
Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

You would if you weren't such a racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (n7rxJ)

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I believe a black woman can be rich. That makes me racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (O35xg)

172 Didn't Queen Nancy commandeer an Air Force plane and had it loaded with $5k worth of booze for a trip across country?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Shocking. Next you'll tell me there gambling in Vegas.

And whoreing. Or did his CCP "lobbyists" pay cash?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (wBaIH)

174 LMAO....China took one look at this guy's file and were salivating at how easy it would be to place an operative. Hell, Corky Sherwood could have set him up.

They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington. There was nothing "secret" about it. And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell. Swalwell was re-elected to Congress seven times. ONE of those times, Republicans should have run a challenger and dropped all this just before the election. The fact that they did due to "fair play" or whatever explains just how handicapped we are in keepting mouth breathing window lickers like Swalwell out of office.

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

175 I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)



Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

176
And whoreing. Or did his CCP "lobbyists" pay cash?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (wBaIH)
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Eric was just in town pimping out his office staffers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (Fi81e)

177 Can you blame them? He overestimated the value of property when asking for a loan from a major bank!
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Oh PUUUUHHHLEEEEZZZ.

He had a personal lawyer negotiate a NDA with Stormy Daniels and didn't list it as a campaign expense!!!!
I mean c'mon. Sure she didn't get paid with his money, or the campaign's money, but DRUMMMPPFFFF!!!

Posted by: MSNBC Host/Performance Artist at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (anL5R)

178 My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM


Remington 870?

Mossberg 500, 590, or 590A-1?

Winchester Mod 12?

Posted by: Gun Thread Commenters at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

179 Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)

180
Slow news day so I'll throw this out for your consideration. Three line horror stories.

My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)


Soundtrack:

Wake Up Dead - Megadeth

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

181 Credibly accused of drugging and raping

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)

182
Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)



Ya gotta cash in when you can, emirite?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Yet, is his current immolation by the Democrats in service to something worse?
Posted by: PARKER at April 20, 2026 02:08 PM (hJWil)


Yes. To ensure that a democrat wins the governor's race in California. He's enough of a name to suck up votes, and they were really getting spooked at the chance that the 2 front runners of the jungle primary were Republicans. So get rid of the people that weren't waiting their proper turn, like Swalwell so the preferred Democrat cronies win.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (3tZV2)

184 Godzilla is up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)

185 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?

Posted by: Lizzy


Just how stupid is she to not know that she can lie on those forms as long as democrat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (0U5gm)

186 Such beautiful girls don't generally go for me but here I am, back at her house.
She offers me blood red wine.
No reflection in the mirror.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (ndZc7)

187 Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (G1ktt)
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I've always admired her work ethic on jobs.

Posted by: Daddy Hawk Tua at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

188 Godzilla is up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)



I actually thought this was an odd nood call.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

189 So close to Pride Month?!?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (+48wn)

190 Godzilla is up.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (kbShR)
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There goes Tokyo.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)

191 Such beautiful girls don't generally go for me but here I am, back at her house.
She offers me blood red wine.
No reflection in the mirror.


Tell her you want to take her out for Italian...and don't mention its the place that puts the most garlic in its food.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

192 The perfect demoncrat. He's the guy they know all about his garbage. The sacrifice they need when they are making moves. I'm sure they told him not to run. And his dumb ass was like what you going to do ? And here his dumb ass is. Later bioch!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (7ronH)

193 If Stateless is still around,

ZOMBEAVERS is a great schlocky horror film.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

194 Credibly accused of drugging and raping

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM (4NO2D)



We're talking about Justice Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

195 The perfect demoncrat. He's the guy they know all about his garbage. The sacrifice they need when they are making moves. I'm sure they told him not to run.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (7ronH)
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He's an idiot that just so happened to be useful.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

196 Remington 870?
Mossberg 500, 590, or 590A-1?
Winchester Mod 12?
Posted by: Gun Thread Commenters at April 20, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)


Remington model 1897 racking is one of the most menacing sound in the known universe. It is up there with the noise of the coins falling off the eyes in the silence of the morgue at 2 am

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

197 StripSteak at Mandalay Bay is my favorite. It's not too stuck up and I've never had a bad meal there.

Bavette in Park MGM is great

SW Steakhouse at the Wynn
Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:11 PM (oqH4h)


Thanks! Will definitely check out Bavette since I'll be staying at the Reserve.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (0bjKf)

198 Swalwell was an arrogant shit. Once he was "made" he figured he could put his freak on and nobody'd say a thing to him about it.

Because they're all like him in some manner, shape or form.

And he went up against the wishes of Pelosi. The Congressional Mob Boss.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (AkEZC)

199 He had a personal lawyer negotiate a NDA with Stormy Daniels and didn't list it as a campaign expense!!!!
I mean c'mon. Sure she didn't get paid with his money, or the campaign's money, but DRUMMMPPFFFF!!!
Posted by: MSNBC Host/Performance Artist

Stormy's looking quite different these days. Looks like the years of hard living as a D list girl have not been kind.

https://tinyurl.com/375bjykf

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

200 I believe Eric is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, which are no longer available in the United States.

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at April 20, 2026 02:21 PM (4eiIm)

201 Swalwell was an arrogant shit. Once he was "made" he figured he could put his freak on and nobody'd say a thing to him about it.

Because they're all like him in some manner, shape or form.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (AkEZC)
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How far he got with it, should alarm anybody.

VDH was saying that some sources assured him that at least his "inappropriate behavior" was an open secret.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

202
They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington.

Posted by: Orson

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I wonder how far the Dems would have let him go. If he were leading in the Cali governor's race with no Republicans within 20 points, would they have kicked the can down the road? To his inevitable presidential run?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (n7rxJ)

203 Release the names of those using the congressional hush money fund.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Who HAS NOT spent $19,000 on booze?
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it was quite some time ago, but when I got married, the bar budget for 140 Irish people was about $3,000.

Yes, i got some flack for it afterwards because they ran out of Jameson's before it was half over. However, the police did not need to be called to the reception, which is what I was shooting for. . .

Posted by: a practical moron at April 20, 2026 02:24 PM (anL5R)

205 Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips

What do you think politics is all about?! There is no greater honor than to represent your district at a Congressional sex romp.

Posted by: Eric Smallwell at April 20, 2026 02:24 PM (XFXIk)

206 I know, right?

- hawk tua's mom and dad
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:09 PM (G1ktt)


Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)


Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (LVvlK)

207 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (LVvlK)



Nope. But, might buy a shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

208 193 If Stateless is still around,

ZOMBEAVERS is a great schlocky horror film.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 02:17 PM (W2Pud

Thanks and hello nurse!
I hope work is better now.
Snowflake is upstairs sleeping on the chair in my bedroom.

There's actually a movue called 'Catnado' on Tubi. I'm kind of tempted.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (Sco7b)

209 $29.95 for Ted Kennedy's book "How to Pick Up (and More Importantly, Drop Off) Political Women"

Posted by: Wally at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (AZWKr)

210 Steyer is the force that canned Swalwell. Nancy was burnt goods once Biden went down. She knows she has maybe 3 more years of life.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:26 PM (FmapG)

211 Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 20, 2026 02:27 PM (2Ez/1)

212 The Democratic Party seems to have a lot in common with the Mafia.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (pvf3X)

213 Blending: Most Canadian whiskies are blends of a "base" whisky (often corn, distilled to high proof for lightness) and a "flavoring" whisky (often rye, distilled to lower proof).

Now you know what Canadian Whiskey is.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)

214 196 Sad to say Remington is not longer a reliable brand. See if you can get an old school Wing master before the 870 was built with plastic part.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (wBaIH)

215 Thanks! Will definitely check out Bavette since I'll be staying at the Reserve.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 20, 2026 02:20 PM (0bjKf)
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If you're not in the mood for a steak, get their burger. It's off the charts good.

Posted by: ballistic at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

216 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof
_______

No doubt someone in Kentucky.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)

217 > Release the names of those using the congressional hush money fund.
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It's a lengthy list. Nobody would be surprised at who's on it.

I'd be interested in the number of withdraws made, how much they were, and then, by who.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (AkEZC)

218 While we’re at it, maybe Ilhan Omar can explain hot she missed her net worth by $29 million in change, as she has just adjusted her disclosure form?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 01:53 PM (4KUe5)

87 Daughter in law

Her excuse was they forgot the liabilities.
That's so on target for the progressive left that it just might be true.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (sl73Y)

219 That Swalwell dude knows how to host a party.

Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs
I don't know, but look at the mess he's in.

Posted by: The Irish Rovers at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)

220 Now you know what Canadian Whiskey is.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (FmapG)
---
An inferior alternative to killing yourself.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

221 213 I haven't drank Canadian Whiskey since 7th grade.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (wBaIH)

222 155 Why would I believe the poor filings instead of the rich ones?

iron filings > poor filings

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (oY6Yp)

223 Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Obligatory at April 20, 2026 02:27 PM


Ted Kennedy in his 17th year of sobriety.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)

224 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

225 They say his behavior was an "open secret" in Washington. There was nothing "secret" about it. And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell. Swalwell was re-elected to Congress seven times. ONE of those times, Republicans should have run a challenger and dropped all this just before the election. The fact that they did due to "fair play" or whatever explains just how handicapped we are in keepting mouth breathing window lickers like Swalwell out of office.
==
Fair play my ass. They are all compromised. Uniparty.
90% of them are the worst people you'd ever meet. Amoral, raging narcissists, high psychopathic profiles. None of this stuff ever comes out because of mutually assured destruction. If you out one of theirs they blast 10 yours. Its fair game to take out one of your own however. They all know the rules. Swalwell was too stupid and arrogant to take the horse's head in his bed seriously.

Posted by: You know the rules and so do they at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)

226 "This is from the time frame where the government told us going to Church would spread the disease to grandma, but going to a glory hole, a casino, or a BLM rally would be fine."


Hordes flooding across the southern border unmasked, unvaccinated, untested was deemed acceptable too.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (GUOwU)

227 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)

228
Ted Kennedy in his 17th year of sobriety.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)



Someone should visit his grave and throw a chip on it in congratulations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

229 221 213 I haven't drank Canadian Whiskey since 7th grade.
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I got hammered on Black Velvet that my uncle gave me. Its easy to drink straight.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (FmapG)

230 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
---
In the direction of the toilet?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

231
he could put his freak on

Posted by: Martini Farmer

=============

I wonder how many hours a day he actually worked.

Did he do anything but spout lies on television and sign stuff that his staff put on his desk and cast votes on party lines without reading anything? I bet that guy barely had a clue about California's budget. Or even its climate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (n7rxJ)

232 In the direction of the toilet?
Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)



When I pee afterword, sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Reminds me of the company that makes "I hate Christian Laettner" merchandise. Any idea who runs it?
Posted by: Doof
_______

No doubt someone in Kentucky.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:29 PM (XvL8K)


Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)

234 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM


How's she dressed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

235 230 I will down some Crown Royal on occasion, admittedly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
---
In the direction of the toilet?
------------
I understand you can use the empty bottle as an air freshener in you car.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (FmapG)

236
Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)



Well, then I won't be ordering a t-shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

237
Her dad was actually part of her marketing team, selling hats and t-shirts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Omigod, that makes it so much worse...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:14 PM



Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (y9nCu)

238 You gotta start in the morning if you're going to drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

239 187
I've always admired her work ethic on jobs.
Posted by: Daddy Hawk Tua at April 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

I know, right!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

240 With all of this talk about UFO's and space aliens, I fully believe Swalwell may be a lizard person.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (abIsI)

241 Swalwell was protected as long as he took the lead on impeaching, and regularly slandering him. As Scott Adam’s described him, he was one of their best “Designated Luars,” one who would shamelessly say any lie.

The governor thing wasn’t a value add for the Dems, so they dumped him.
They are consistent, aren’t they? They will use and discard anyone as needed.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)

242 And, it annoys me that Republicans are too pious and tawdy to take advantage of retards like Swalwell.
---
He's been an easy target for so long. It seems that Fang-fang introduced him to people of influence to set up his first campaign.

But, I guess, telling the American people this, would be not Marques of Queensbury rules.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

243 Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.
==
You say that as if it were the first time I watched some rando toss my daughter's salad. How do you think I got my job, anyway? Intelligence? Ha ha.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (anL5R)

244 Of course, journalist Brian Williams being on the TV show Girls set, watching his daughter getting her naked ass eaten by some random actor is totes normal.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2026 02:34 PM (y9nCu)


I thought he died during Katrina

Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (LVvlK)

245 They are consistent, aren’t they? They will use and discard anyone as needed.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)



Boy howdy.

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at April 20, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Damn! Am I the only one who read Ace's headline on the previous thread and immediately burst out laughing, because it's part of Aardvark Ratnik's manifesto?

http://u3605.tempurl.simplenet.com/sounds/

Posted by: tankascribe at April 20, 2026 02:36 PM (NtoJk)

247 since it came up
there were (obviously) many horrors about Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick

1 he spun it as something terrible that happened to HIM- but he was gonna recover, by gosh, thru personal grit and determination

2 Mary Jo didn't drown- that would have been a faster, but still tragic death. She slowly asphyxiated in a pocket of air trapped in the over-turned and submerged car.

3 There was time to go back and get her out, but Ted was safely on shore, wringing out his wet socks

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)

248 Swalwell sat on the Judiciary committee, Homeland Security committee and up to 2023, the Intelligence committee in congress.

Is anyone ANYONE stupid enough to think he would think twice about selling out the US to foreign intelligence (mainly China) for a piece of mediocre ass?

Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

249 >>>>Remington model 1897 racking is one of the most menacing sound in the known universe. It is up there with the noise of the coins falling off the eyes in the silence of the morgue at 2 am
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)
*****
Well done.....very creepy.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (S+2Xo)

250 The 9.09% Rule: Canadian regulations allow up to 9.09% of the blend to consist of non-Canadian whisky, wine, or flavoring agents (e.g., sherry, fruit juice), which contributes to its unique, sometimes sweeter profile.
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See. Its flavored.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (FmapG)

251
I thought he died during Katrina
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (LVvlK)



That was child's play compared to being shot at and RPG dodging in the middle east.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Do you think daddy will send you a gift on Mother's Day, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (2Ez/1)

253 >>>I got hammered on Black Velvet that my uncle gave me. Its easy to drink straight.

Posted by: pudinhead

>I worked with a guy who put down a bottle of BV every night after work. And then drove home. Damnedest think I've ever seen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Fbc0I)

254 I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof
_______

Bless you for sitting through a UK football game. We haven't been worth a shit since the Pillsbury Throwboy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)

255 234 My doctor said to exercise.
I'm hiking in the woods.
A cougar growls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:31 PM

How's she dressed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)

256 Swalwell was protected as long as he took the lead on impeaching, and regularly slandering him.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:35 PM (/nVq3)
---
Look at the Impeachment squad, now.

Schiff's is just about as dirty in other ways. Is it that the most compromised have the most into not being exposed so they'll serve the party's propaganda with the most zeal?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

257
Bless you for sitting through a UK football game. We haven't been worth a shit since the Pillsbury Throwboy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)



You have that worthless Stoops brother as a coach, right?

Seems a change should be made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

258 One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)



1 or 0?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

259 248 Swalwell sat on the Judiciary committee, Homeland Security committee and up to 2023, the Intelligence committee in congress.

Is anyone ANYONE stupid enough to think he would think twice about selling out the US to foreign intelligence (mainly China) for a piece of mediocre ass?
Posted by: Orson at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

Who you calling mediocre?

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

260 > I thought he died during Katrina
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I think that was Shep. Wonder what he's doing these days?

Nah, I don't honestly GAF what he's doing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (AkEZC)

261 People very cheerfully voted for this clown. Again and again and again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (E6xSb)

262 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)


Isabella of France is often noted as one of the youngest queens to give birth in Europe, having married King Edward II of England at around 12 years old and giving birth to her first child, Edward III, shortly after her marriage in 1312.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (oZ3Xh)

263
Who you calling mediocre?
Posted by: Fang Fang at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (N39Ws)



Certainly weren't worth MY time, for sure.

Posted by: VDH at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

264 258
1 or 0?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

1. But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

265 One of my oncologists was definitely a cougar. White fuzzy sweater with a big red heart on the front. Dangling heart earrings (and it wasn't anywhere near Valentines Day). Leopard print pants. Fuzzy Ugg style boots.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:38 PM (N39Ws)

That just sounds tacky as fuck.

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 02:41 PM (E6xSb)

266 There was time to go back and get her out, but Ted was safely on shore, wringing out his wet socks

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)
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After desperately searching for her in knee-to-waist-deep water.

That was the new part shown in the movie Chappaquiddick.

You watch that and you wonder "Why didn't they put this guy behind bars?" But you know the answer is "Kennedy".

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

267 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:42 PM (/nVq3)

268 You mean zombie Fang Fang.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (oZ3Xh)

269 But Islam also tells us he had sex with her when she was 9 and no, that didn't happen with those political marriages they are talking about.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

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Yeah! After waiting from when she was 6 years old!

How long did you expect The Prophet to hold on?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

270 You have that worthless Stoops brother as a coach, right?

Seems a change should be made.
Posted by: Sponge
__________

He's gone after last season. I don't even remember who the new coach is.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:43 PM (XvL8K)

271 267 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
Posted by: Lizzy


Patel claims arrests are coming. #twoweeks

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)

272 "Look at the Impeachment squad, now.

Schiff's is just about as dirty in other ways. Is it that the most compromised have the most into not being exposed so they'll serve the party's propaganda with the most zeal?
Posted by: Axeman"



Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)

273 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
==
Enough to warrant him getting the Senate seat.

Its probably a combination of crimes that would warrant at least life in prison and without a statute of limitations... so yeah.

Posted by: welll let's think about what it takes at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (anL5R)

274 Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)

And.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (G1ktt)

275 Looking at Schiff you get the feeling the feeling the kompromat will involve live boys or dead girls.
Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2026 02:44 PM (GUOwU)
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There's already some indications that it involves vanished black boys (I thought).

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

276 1. But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)



Happens to the best of us.

I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

277 A team of 40 or so hardcore leftist partisans with an unlimited budget went after Trump for years and came up empty. Doubt there’s anyone else in DC who could survive that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

278 worthless Stoops brother we have Stien from Oregon he will be good

Posted by: doug at April 20, 2026 02:46 PM (Hy+R4)

279
VDH was saying that some sources assured him that at least his "inappropriate behavior" was an open secret.
Posted by: Axeman


His secret love's no secret anymore.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)

280 Singer D4vd Charged with Brutal Murder of 14-Year-Old Celeste Rivas Hernandez Who Was Found Dismembered in His Tesla

I wonder of he used an electric saw?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:47 PM (abIsI)

281 First rule of DC club is DON'T TALK ABOUT DC CLUB!!

Posted by: DC at April 20, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

282 The Destruct of Columbia.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

283 I wonder of he used an electric saw?
===
4ever green

hand saw

Posted by: save the planet bro!! at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (anL5R)

284 But the years are catching up to her hard and fast.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)


Happens to the best of us.

I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.
Posted by: Sponge


Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)

285 Uber Eats?

I just wish that WhoreDash was a thing.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (IG3/x)

286
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.

Two Chuck Buck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (Cqx++)

287 Singer D4vd Charged with Brutal Murder of 14-Year-Old Celeste Rivas Hernandez Who Was Found Dismembered in His Tesla


Humanity seems to be circling the drain.

How does one actually do this.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

288 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (pvf3X)

289 283 I wonder of he used an electric saw?
===
4ever green

hand saw
Posted by: save the planet bro!!


Always like sustainable solutions to hard problems.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (abIsI)

290 Schiff was rewarded with DiFi’s Senate seat.
Dude hung out with Ed Buck.
Can only imagine what they have on him!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2026 02:42 PM (/nVq3)

Eric was the wind beneath my wings...

Posted by: Ed Buck, Killer Fag at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (4eiIm)

291
Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)



Yeah.....big fake boobs, now filled with massive amounts of fat. Not a good look.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)
---
Recently saw a current picture of Bridgette Fonda.

Same thing. But at least she quit Hollywood to raise children.

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

293 A team of 40 or so hardcore leftist partisans with an unlimited budget went after Trump for years and came up empty. Doubt there’s anyone else in DC who could survive that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (u73oe)

Which tells you we are in pretty big trouble.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (vE0+H)

294 Coming home from a party.
Ted's a little drunk.
Bridge ahead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

295 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK)


Sadly she now looks like she is going to get dressed for drag-queen story hour

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (rbvCR)

296 I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.
==
Aging spurts are a thing.

When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.

Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R)

297 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2026 02:49 PM (pvf3X)
---
So you have to "make your bones"?

Yeah, that doesn't sound off, does it?

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

298 you need a hacksaw for the bony parts

Posted by: Don Black, because someone has to at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (ZxPkt)

299 Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:48 PM (As/lK

I can't think that being a porn star really adds to good looks unless you have to keep it up for job's sake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (rZCVI)

300 new thread, youse guys

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 20, 2026 02:52 PM (CWTWj)

301 Who will play her in the movie?

Posted by: Too soon? at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (2Ez/1)

302 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

303 Anyone seen the most recent of Stormy Daniels? She's bulked up like Edna, the third shift waitress at Waffle House.
Posted by: rickb223


She's got nothing on Lena Dunham except may a few more wrinkles.

https://tinyurl.com/56bw9eym

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (abIsI)

304 When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.
Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either at April 20, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R)


I ask if I will survive long enough to afford Yamanaka factor therapy.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

305 Swalwell is a pimp.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 20, 2026 02:54 PM (EntAB)

306 The more I read these comments the more it seems like the Democrats are like the Mafia. I think I'm on to something here.
Posted by: Case
________

You have to get approval from the boss before taking out a made man.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (XvL8K)

307 I think I've aged more in the last 4 years than I did in the first 29.

Because you've been through an incredibly difficult thing with someone you'd give your life for , and no w you're having to deal with the after effects of choices made by your dear daughter that you have to clean up the results of. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2026 02:55 PM (rZCVI)

308 Aging spurts are a thing.

When I got to 60, it was like hitting a wall. Slowed way down. Didn't notice much change between 55 - 58. 59 a little bit, then whoops, nap time every day after lunch.
Posted by: aint the amusement park ride I used to be either


Wait until you hit 63. Your body acts like a basement dehumidifier. Takes in moisture from the air you breathe and boom! Every two hours like clockwork, you gotta pee. 24/7.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2026 02:57 PM (As/lK)

309 Nope. It's run by Christian Laettner.

I learned that while at a U of KY football game. Love him or hate him, ya gotta tip your hat to him for a smart business idea.
Posted by: Doof at April 20, 2026 02:33 PM (LVvlK)

I think Brian Bosworth might be the first guy I know of who pulled that off. They claim he sold about 10,000 "Ban the Bos" shirts.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 20, 2026 02:58 PM (w/O5Q)

310 302 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

It's gonna be ok bud. This will pass. Hang on to your blessings, because you have them. I know it's easy for me to say, but you do. Cling to them and keep walking forward, the storm is temporary. Think of where you "could" be right now - you know exactly what I'm saying - and hang on to that.
Posted by: ... at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (vE0+H)

Sponge - what they said. You know I'm walking a parallel path to yours.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 20, 2026 03:01 PM (N39Ws)

311 Using campaign funds for personal gain or pleasure? Didn't a rookie repub congressmen serve time in the pen for doing the same thing not to long ago? I wonder when the "authorities" will come for swallowell? The D after his name shouldn't make difference should it?

Posted by: Danthedog at April 21, 2026 09:23 AM (HNhI/)

Marines Seize Iranian Ship Attempting to Breach Blockade; Trump Threatens to Blow Up Power Plants and Bridges Unless They Agree to a Deal

That last part is becoming, sad to say, an empty threat.

iranisraelnevertalkedmeintoit.jpg



Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters. I hope you understand.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




Comments

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1 I wonder what the IRI thought was essential to run a blockade over?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:10 PM (rbvCR)

2 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

3 ace, if you are still interested in crows . . .

https://tinyurl.com/ymku6vuc

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:11 PM (rbvCR)

4 I think the IRGC is about to enter the FO phase after they've spent the last 3 weeks F'ing around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 12:11 PM (AkEZC)

5 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

6 I like Trump, he fights.

And 'credibility' is the media's only stock in trade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (2GVsD)

7 That last part is becoming, sad to say, an empty threat.

=======

He threatened it until the ceasefire was signed.

We're still in the ceasefire.

We'll see how opening salvos of a renewed conflict (with heavy rearmament and reinforcement from the US side, including new intel on regime leaders, especially those who came out of their hidey holes to go to Islamabad) turn out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (O35xg)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)


Alexander is dead, and the Diadochi are fighting for control of his Empire.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (rbvCR)

10 What kind of agreement can we even trust? Either they’re deliberately misleading us/stalling, or those signing an agreement have no control over the country. IRGC seems to run things.

Posted by: Meric at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (d00gx)

11 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters. I hope you understand.

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (O35xg)

12 Take care o'yourself, Ace. We'll be fine. We can talk about boobs and firearms all day.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

13 Deadline is Tuesday. We will see if this is more social media bluster or not. IRGC is clearly in control and the three stooges from Iran are now mouthing their propaganda.

There won’t be peace until the IRGC is wiped out.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (moGJJ)

14 Alexander is dead, and the Diadochi are fighting for control of his Empire.

And I am rooting for casualties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (2GVsD)

15 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.

From what I've read, there are two or three factions claiming to be in control (IRGC and two different people from the previous government structure) and every time Trump announces one of them have agreed to something the other two get mad and try to blow them up.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

16 Mafi is accused of brokering Iranian bombs, weapons, drones and ammunition to Sedan.

Um, didn't the French already lose that battle?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

17 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.
.......

Hope you feel better.
Myself, day 6 after hernia surgery, feel OK but last week was a write off.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (UjdFS)

18 Shamim Mafi is accused of brokering Iranian bombs, weapons, drones and ammunition to Sedan

It's that fat ottoman on the sedan, isn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

19 I haz popcorn!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (Q/FnY)

20 There won’t be peace until the IRGC is wiped out.



Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (moGJJ)

This is true... And that's a tall order...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (FuSB1)

21 I assume that's supposed to be "Sudan", not "Sedan". My car doesn't have missiles, as entertaining as that would be.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

22 17 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.
.......

Hope you feel better.
Myself, day 6 after hernia surgery, feel OK but last week was a write off.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (UjdFS)

I guess it depends where the hernia was. Mine was in the crotch, and I was up and around within a day or two, or at least that's what I remember...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

23 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

Whistles Colonel Bogey March.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (utfVc)

24 15 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.

From what I've read, there are two or three factions claiming to be in control (IRGC and two different people from the previous government structure) and every time Trump announces one of them have agreed to something the other two get mad and try to blow them up.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

======

Head of the IRGC called the Foreign Minister an idiot a few days ago.

Things are tense, it seems, especially since every indication is that the Grand Ayatollah was the lynchpin that kept the ruling coalition together, and in the wake of his death the IRGC just asserted control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (O35xg)

25 Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (moGJJ)

You forgot to blame the Jooos. Everyone saying what you said blames the Jooos.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

26 Shamin Mafi, is that what Stephan Moffat is calling himself now? No wonder he bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (2GVsD)

27 Take care o'yourself, Ace. We'll be fine. We can talk about boobs and firearms all day.
Posted by: Bulg
.......

Yeah but who's in charge?

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (UjdFS)

28 IRGC and others have been posting videos of how they rebuilt all the bridges bombed on the first run.

Also how the three stooges we are negotiating with are part of the problem while they’re still breathing.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (moGJJ)

29 Yes, TACO indeed. It's just absurd that we even allow Iran to negotiate terms of a ceasefire. We set the terms. If you don't accept them, the bombings continue. The execution of this war has been excellent, but Trump is really allowing himself to get played in these "negotiations" with people whose only interest is to buy time for something to happen that saves them. Just finish the job, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (udRx+)

30 From what I've read, there are two or three factions claiming to be in control (IRGC and two different people from the previous government structure) and every time Trump announces one of them have agreed to something the other two get mad and try to blow them up.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

Heh. What an awesome plan.

Posted by: Reforger at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (WYOCN)

31 >>>That last part is becoming, sad to say, an empty threat.

Empty threat, or patient and calculating.

I would like to see some more strategic pressure through military force, but I don't want a yuge refugee influx and humanitarian crisis. Oh, and I want a pony.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (dK+Kv)

32 From what I've read, there are two or three factions claiming to be in control (IRGC and two different people from the previous government structure) and every time Trump announces one of them have agreed to something the other two get mad and try to blow them up.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)


This tendency on the parties in the negotiations has been one of the reasons the French and Brits have been excluded from the peace negotiations from our side.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)

33 I wonder what the IRI thought was essential to run a blockade over?

Arms and rocket fuel.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

34 21 I assume that's supposed to be "Sudan", not "Sedan". My car doesn't have missiles, as entertaining as that would be.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

I do as well, but it's a pretty funny goof.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

35 Yeah but who's in charge?
Posted by: wth


Marco Rubio?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

36 Yeah but who's in charge?

The IRCBD, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (2ocoG)

37 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.

Get out in the sun.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (4NO2D)

38 2 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
======
Killing a lot of the ruling class has basically turned Iran into a military dictatorship. The IRGC is now trying to run the show rather than being the veto power under the older Khameini mullah system.

And the mosaic defense is making things worse as seen by the Iranian gunboat attack on the Indian tanker. The risk for the IRGC is that they came out of their boltholes and this next tier of leaders can and probably has been tracked to wherever they are.

Posted by: whig at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)

39 Anybody in the top IRGC should be a stain on the ground where people say- “gee what is that? Smells bad. “

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (moGJJ)

40 A sedan with missiles?

Car Wars. Steve Jackson Games.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (2GVsD)

41 37 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.

Get out in the sun.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (4NO2D)

...that doesn't help with sleep for me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

42 Yeah but who's in charge?
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (UjdFS)


Zombie Al Haig.

Posted by: LASue at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (/4+vQ)

43 40 A sedan with missiles?

Car Wars. Steve Jackson Games.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (2GVsD)

It's the bomb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

44 >>NEW: Feds arrest an Iranian woman last night at LAX right before she was about to get on a flight to Turkey. Shamim Mafi is accused of brokering Iranian bombs, weapons, drones and ammunition to Sedan.



At least she was brokering weapons from Hatchback.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (ytyaf)

45 I guess it depends where the hernia was. Mine was in the crotch, and I was up and around within a day or two, or at least that's what I remember...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
.......

I had two, bilateral linguinal hernias just below the beltline.
Mesh installed both sides, I've been up and around but very sore.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (UjdFS)

46 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters. I hope you understand.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM



Damn, man. Seems to happen to you a lot.

Get well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Yeah but who's in charge?
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (UjdFS)


*perks up*

Posted by: Zombie Alexander Haig at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (LVvlK)

48 This just proves Iran is winning!

/s/ The left

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (tUP1A)

49 Anybody in the top IRGC should be a stain on the ground where people say- “gee what is that? Smells bad. “

The Iranian people have been killing IRGC and the other group from the bottom up, so maybe we can meet in the middle?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (2ocoG)

50 There won’t be peace until the IRGC is wiped out.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (moGJJ)

This is true... And that's a tall order...


It won't be for us to wipe them out. That's a job for the Iranians. I anticipate a pre-WWII China situation where different warlords battle for supremacy.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

51 sad to say, an empty threat.



And the Iranians know it. Which is why they’re giving the finger to Trump.

Posted by: Heroq at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (13bda)

52 I want this over by the 4th of July.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (4NO2D)

53 Trump is hesitant to target infrastructure that is used by the government because it will also have an effect on the population that wants to overthrow the same government.

I would prefer targeting just the RG but apparently we don't have the necessary intelligence to do it at this time. We need to bait them somehow to come out and play.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (0cOSz)

54 5 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

It's the choruses that are supposed to explode. Trump is a terrible songwriter. The worst.

Trump: The Musical! is going to be like listening to old Lutheran hymns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetric balls at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (ypYV4)

55 38 And the mosaic defense is making things worse as seen by the Iranian gunboat attack on the Indian tanker. The risk for the IRGC is that they came out of their boltholes and this next tier of leaders can and probably has been tracked to wherever they are.

Posted by: whig at April 20, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv)

======

I believe the "gunboat" was little more than a rowboat with a guy firing an AK-47 into the air.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (O35xg)

56 I don’t think it’s a bluff. The IRGC is overplaying their hand. They are survivors and as long as they are breathing, things won’t change. The entire mullah structure needs to be eliminated.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (moGJJ)

57 ...that doesn't help with sleep for me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)



But the boost in natural Vitamin D will boost the immune system leading to quicker healing time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

58 I want this over by the 4th of July.

You just want hugely fireworks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (2GVsD)

59 45 I guess it depends where the hernia was. Mine was in the crotch, and I was up and around within a day or two, or at least that's what I remember...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
.......

I had two, bilateral linguinal hernias just below the beltline.
Mesh installed both sides, I've been up and around but very sore.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (UjdFS)

Yes, that's what I had...left side. Doc said they put a mesh the size of a turkey egg in there...
Then a few years ago I started getting letters about a class-action suit regarding hernia meshes...but mine is fine, so I ignored them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

60 I think the "peace negotiations" are a brilliant ploy. Gives the front-line troops a bit of a respite, and when the ceasefire fails, the blame can be placed squarely upon the goatfuckers.

"We gave them a chance to be good. They fucked up."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (utfVc)

61 I'm not sure why Trump keeps talking up "Regime Change" when it's obvious by now that ain't happening. It may be a new bunch of tyrants that replace the old bunch that we killed.

But it'll still be a bunch of tyrants. The more Trump crows about regime change, the harder it will be to claim victory when this is all over.

Crush Iran's military and ability to fund and promote terror. Degrade its nuclear capacity. Kick them hard in the bozack and make them your bitch. Then call it a day. Any regime change is up to the Iranian people. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

62 15 Apparently, there's infighting in the regime. I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.

From what I've read, there are two or three factions claiming to be in control (IRGC and two different people from the previous government structure) and every time Trump announces one of them have agreed to something the other two get mad and try to blow them up.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

And that theory makes sense and explains what we have seen so far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)

63 57 ...that doesn't help with sleep for me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:18 PM (ynpvh)


But the boost in natural Vitamin D will boost the immune system leading to quicker healing time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Sun is cancer light for me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

64 living with a hernia
youtu.be/X8Ow1nlafOg
ow!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 12:21 PM (KAw7u)

65 Vessels have tracks now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:21 PM (kbShR)

66 >>I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.


Probably caught that Corvid Flu

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (ytyaf)

67
I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg


Lloyd was good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

68 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

69 Sorry you are sick Ace. You been to the Doc?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (pDt9x)

70 Things are tense, it seems, especially since every indication is that the Grand Ayatollah was the lynchpin that kept the ruling coalition together, and in the wake of his death the IRGC just asserted control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:15 PM (O35xg)


On the whole, the IRGC has been in charge all along, or at least the ones calling the shots for the last 47 years.
This is the master move that Trump managed in Venezuela, in getting the Bolivarian militia out of the way so the civil government, no matter how bloody handed Delcy Rodriguez is, can make rational decisions not based on solely the income from embargoed oil and Cocaine going into the Bolivarian generals' pockets.
it is going to be harder to accomplish in Iran since the system is much more entrenched.

We say "the uniparty is running the country pretending to be the popular government". This is true in spades in Venezuela and in Iran

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (rbvCR)

71 The Iranian leadership, such as it is, is a bunch of crabs in a pot of water. And Trump keeps turning the heat up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2GVsD)

72 Happy Monday!

Hope you feel betterer real soon Ace!

Beautiful sunny spring day here in California. I do believe I'll go outside rather than sit glued to the computater all day today.

Getting ready to take the camper out this weekend.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (QGaXH)

73 Have you seen the bridge?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (kbShR)

74 68 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Probably an Earwig.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)

75 64 living with a hernia
youtu.be/X8Ow1nlafOg
ow!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 12:21 PM (KAw7u)

Brother had one the size of a softball next to his navel...got it from preventing Dad from falling down in the shower. Didn't get it fixed until a year after Dad passed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

76 Feel better ace!

I guess we'll finally see what President Trump has been dealing with. I'm sure there will be plenty of offers to give up uranium on a monthly basis.

I'm still going to predict there will be no uluating in Iran by the end of the week.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (Sco7b)

77 The Iranian leadership, such as it is, is a bunch of crabs in a pot of water. And Trump keeps turning the heat up.

A perfect analogy!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

78 Um, didn't the French already lose that battle?
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)


That is an error, it was clearly meant as a coupe

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

79 74 68 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Probably an Earwig.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)

Spiders.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

80 Probably an Earwig.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM


It has to eat its way to the other side.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (4NO2D)

81 61 Crush Iran's military and ability to fund and promote terror. Degrade its nuclear capacity. Kick them hard in the bozack and make them your bitch. Then call it a day. Any regime change is up to the Iranian people. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

======

Regime change doesn't need to mean the return of the shah.

We've technically had it. The Grand Ayatollah is dead. The son is technically in charge, and the top level of the IRGC was wiped out, along with most of the civilian leadership as well.

We can have the same level of regime change in Iran as we got in Venezuela: the same infrastructure but a leader who's afraid of us. We just have to go further down the line in Iran than we did in Venezeula.

Regime change really is just a talking point, not a serious policy goal. We can have the 12th in line in the IRGC in charge as long as he does what we say.

And, in case everyone forgot, we have hit their military capabilities so hard Iran imported their Iraqi militias to try and make up for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (O35xg)

82 lol. IRGC is being starved of funds. Their proxies are being wiped out and not getting material support. The IRGC leadership has unzipped their flies by going on comms. You’re gonna see a whole new level wiped out come Wednesday. They’ve never been under a full court press like this. That’s before we get to the Iranian people’s IW operations.

By Friday we will see what happens.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (moGJJ)

83 I believe the "gunboat" was little more than a rowboat with a guy firing an AK-47 into the air.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Somali pirates did quite well with such for a time. The entire edifice of international law has been to raise the criminal individuals and countries up and degrade the commons (like the sea) to allow that to happen. Idiotic bullshit oppressed oppressor ideology which does the same thing to our cities here.

Posted by: whig at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (E4rtv)

84 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters. I hope you understand.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM


There must be something going around.
I was where you were last week.
I’m just now starting to feel normal but still not there yet. Getting coughing fits occasionally, and some congestion.

Just found out today my boss was sick all week, too. I hadn’t read my work emails since last Tuesday, the same day he got sick.

I hope this is seasonal allergies, flu, or something and not China’s long-awaited Sequel to COVID-19.

Nothing would surprise me these days.

Hope you’re better soon, Ace.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (6ydKt)

85 I thought the Ayatollah's son was a cardboard cut-out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (2GVsD)

86 78 Um, didn't the French already lose that battle?
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

That is an error, it was clearly meant as a coupe

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

::: golf clap :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

87 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Every morning, when I'm not ready to get up yet, and I just want to doze peacefully, an itch will pop up out of nowhere. Sometimes multiple ones. I try to ignore them but then they often just because more intense and I have to rouse myself to scratch them vigorously. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

88 We should encourage the French to support the IRGC. That way they will lose for sure.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (moGJJ)

89
Sun is cancer light for me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh



Terrible.

Summer is coming. I love the sun. Can't wait to get out in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

90 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Probably an Earwig.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)

Spiders.


Do you have any knitting needles?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

91 82 lol. IRGC is being starved of funds. Their proxies are being wiped out and not getting material support. The IRGC leadership has unzipped their flies by going on comms. You’re gonna see a whole new level wiped out come Wednesday. They’ve never been under a full court press like this. That’s before we get to the Iranian people’s IW operations.

By Friday we will see what happens.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (moGJJ)

======

Not just funds.

Dollars.

They're left with only the rial, which is worthless, while their import of dollars and wan through oil sales stops.

They have to pay their troops with rials now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (O35xg)

92 It won't be for us to wipe them out. That's a job for the Iranians. I anticipate a pre-WWII China situation where different warlords battle for supremacy.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)


My money is on this guy.

https://youtu.be/f6PnwAnrMT4

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

93 Hello. I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters. I hope you understand.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down, too.

Might try my hand at trolling just for kicks, man, if no one's gonna stop me.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

94 89
Sun is cancer light for me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (ynpvh


Terrible.

Summer is coming. I love the sun. Can't wait to get out in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

It's my anti-rejection meds...prevent my body from effectively fighting cancers. I'm supposed to wear sun screen when out in daylight, but I don't; I just hardly go outside. Get my Vit D via capsules and fortified milk.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

95

Was the threat to bomb the nuke sites an empty threat too?

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 20, 2026 12:26 PM (cS1cw)

96
My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Probably an Earwig.
Posted by: tubal


In the eary canal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (Cqx++)

97 Crush Iran's military and ability to fund and promote terror. Degrade its nuclear capacity. Kick them hard in the bozack and make them your bitch. Then call it a day. Any regime change is up to the Iranian people. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

======

Regime change doesn't need to mean the return of the shah.

We've technically had it. The Grand Ayatollah is dead. The son is technically in charge, and the top level of the IRGC was wiped out, along with most of the civilian leadership as well.

We can have the same level of regime change in Iran as we got in Venezuela: the same infrastructure but a leader who's afraid of us. We just have to go further down the line in Iran than we did in Venezeula.

Regime change really is just a talking point, not a serious policy goal. We can have the 12th in line in the IRGC in charge as long as he does what we say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (O35xg)
_____

Yea, but that is not what Trump is saying. He's using "regime change" as a shorthand for some kind of new freer government that's better for the Iranians.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

98 Need some troll bait?

"After Whoopi, all mops are cute."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

99 We say "the uniparty is running the country pretending to be the popular government". This is true in spades in Venezuela and in Iran

Also in Lebanon, where the popular government is now talking to Bibi about borrowing the IDF to get Hezbollah (the uniparty) their 72 raisins.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

100 I have no idea what’s happening in the strait of Hormuz…. Some things I know like we did seize that ship. But does anyone have “complete control” I have no idea….. when Iran can fire missiles at ships from the back of a pickup and insurance companies refuse to insure ships unless it’s “completely safe” (whatever that means)…. Then the criteria for declaring success is somewhat elusive. I wish they’d end the ceasefire and pummel the IRGC some more…. They only language they understand is power

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (ScSe/)

101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

102 Yea, but that is not what Trump is saying. He's using "regime change" as a shorthand for some kind of new freer government that's better for the Iranians.

I'm not sure he is, given the result in Venezuela.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

103 97
Yea, but that is not what Trump is saying. He's using "regime change" as a shorthand for some kind of new freer government that's better for the Iranians.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

=======

12th guy down leadership in the IRGC who agrees to stop oppression would be good enough.

You get to the guy who's going to agree to give up nukes, you got the same guy willing to bend on anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (O35xg)

104 We have completely rearmed and have a brand new target package that increases by the day.

The Israelis have been itching to get back to work.

It’s gonna get interesting real soon.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (moGJJ)

105 "I hope you understand."

Get well soon, Ace!

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (N8ZBc)

106 But it'll still be a bunch of tyrants. The more Trump crows about regime change, the harder it will be to claim victory when this is all over.
-
Maybe because actually being victorious is more important than being able to make PR claims of victory?

Posted by: V Davion at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (vSvIl)

107 98 Need some troll bait?

"After Whoopi, all mops are cute."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

A mop is better...more absorbent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

108 Probably an Earwig.

Shit.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (vTZFs)

109 101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

Is it named after one of Andy's toys, Buzz or Woody?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

110 We're getting the shitty weather late this week. I hope the bug isn't riding on the storm. Stock up on chicken soup and mint tea I guess.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (KAw7u)

111 It's my anti-rejection meds...prevent my body from effectively fighting cancers. I'm supposed to wear sun screen when out in daylight, but I don't; I just hardly go outside. Get my Vit D via capsules and fortified milk.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:26 PM (ynpvh)



Well, completely understandable then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

112 /sock and /link

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (vTZFs)

113 12th guy down leadership in the IRGC who agrees to stop oppression would be good enough.

You get to the guy who's going to agree to give up nukes, you got the same guy willing to bend on anything.


Agreeing to it is one thing, actually turning over their fissile material, ALL of it, is another. Again, I anticipate a big fight not unlike that which preceded Hirohito's surrender speech.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

114 Jane Seymour had Jewish family in the Warsaw Ghetto. The only ones to really escape had fled to France in the early 1930s and then had to flee France as the Nazis took over Vichy France and become illegal immigrants in Switzerland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (2GVsD)

115 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (kbShR)

116 100 I have no idea what’s happening in the strait of Hormuz…. Some things I know like we did seize that ship. But does anyone have “complete control” I have no idea….. when Iran can fire missiles at ships from the back of a pickup and insurance companies refuse to insure ships unless it’s “completely safe” (whatever that means)…. Then the criteria for declaring success is somewhat elusive. I wish they’d end the ceasefire and pummel the IRGC some more…. They only language they understand is power

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (ScSe/)

======

Lloyd's of London has been covering wartime risk to go through the strait since about day 3, actually.

It's not an insurance thing.

Iran is making mostly empty threats, firing AK-47s as super tankers that get close enough to their coast (the deeper route goes closer to Iran than Oman), and talking about mines that don't exist.

All while the gulf states are redirecting oil through pipelines away from the strait, smaller tankers easily make it near Oman, and the non-Indian super tankers just barrel through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (O35xg)

117 12th guy down leadership in the IRGC who agrees to stop oppression would be good enough.

You get to the guy who's going to agree to give up nukes, you got the same guy willing to bend on anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM


At some point, we will get down to the Mossad informant.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)

118 "Maybe because actually being victorious is more important than being able to make PR claims of victory?"

Forget it he's rolling.

Posted by: connected and litigious at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (cS1cw)

119 I guess just keep the blockade up. When our idiot left-wing propagandist America-hating media asks Trump 10 times a day when the war will end, he can tell them it's up to Iran. When they surrender, it's over. Until then, we are content to keep up the blockade.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (udRx+)

120 >> At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Geritol?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (moGJJ)

121 Ace - Hit the rack, bud. We'll be fine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

122 At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)



Ketamine drip.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

123 23 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg


Well, according to Pete Buttigieg, bridges are raysis so blowing them up should be just fine.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (lXoJ5)

124 I don't know why anyone would buy wigs for their ears when full coverage is very affordable.

Posted by: Lace Wigs! at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (ypYV4)

125 114 IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:31 PM (N8ZBc)

126
Hello. I am sick as a dog...


What kind of dog?

A Barfing Beagle or an Ebola English Setter?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (iJfKG)

127 113 Agreeing to it is one thing, actually turning over their fissile material, ALL of it, is another. Again, I anticipate a big fight not unlike that which preceded Hirohito's surrender speech.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Anyone who even implies that Trump and the Gulf States would accept some kind of handshake agreement on nukes and call it a day is silly.

The agreement is going to include unimpeded ability of outside inspectors to go wherever they want in the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (O35xg)

128 Boss a prayer for complete and speedy healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (RIvkX)

129 .I suspect that's one of the goals of the on again / off again ceasefires.

I read that as "one of the goats of the on again / off again...."

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (2teXH)

130 126
Hello. I am sick as a dog...


What kind of dog?

A Barfing Beagle or an Ebola English Setter?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (iJfKG)

Or a colicky Chihuahua?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

131 🥒
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:30 PM (kbShR)



This is about us, isn't it......

Posted by: The WNBA at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Vape it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (kbShR)

133 Ghadaffi was turning over all of Libya's WMD materials to the US when Gaylord decided to act tough and topple him. Where the stuff went after that, who knows.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (2GVsD)

134 Crush Iran's military and ability to fund and promote terror. Degrade its nuclear capacity. Kick them hard in the bozack and make them your bitch. Then call it a day. Any regime change is up to the Iranian people. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)


There is a theory Trump is hammering on this because there is too much risk to allow the Iranians keeping the middle east in a low boil because they threaten the control the Suez, and the Red Sea, and energy as well as gulf state banking.
Smash the Iranians into the dirt but leave a vacuum, then the stage is set like the aftermath of WWI. And we know what a success THAT was.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

135 132 Vape it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (kbShR)

I saw Vaping Pickles front for Melissa Etheridge at the Lilith Faire in '99...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

136 Vessels have tracks now?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:21 PM (kbShR)


Only if they are shooting up

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

137 I'm guessing that this is how this whole thing is going to play out.

Early Wednesday morning there will be a 3AM Truth social about how Iran is "saying the right things" or some other pablum. It'll cause Trump to say "I don't need to blow everything up yet."

And we're going to get another week of this cycle happening all over again.

The Iranians are masters of "stringing it along" when it comes to negotiations. Fact is that if JD goes to Pakistan for another meeting with Iranian officials - he needs to tell them, "we don't leave this room without your full and unconditional surrender and public acceptance of our terms, or electricity in Iran will cease to exist. The B-52's are already in the air."

Fact of the matter is that we won't do that. And we probably won't destroy their power plants either because we just don't have the balls anymore to finish a fight... Trump or no Trump.

Sorry to be an eeyore - I'm just sick of this stupid game.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (WYStd)

138 Vessels have tracks now?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:21 PM (kbShR)


Furrows, it is from ploughing the seas, you see.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

139 Shamim Mafi is accused of brokering Iranian bombs, weapons, drones and ammunition to Sedan.

-

A minivan would hold more.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (0U5gm)

140 What kind of dog?

A Barfing Beagle or an Ebola English Setter?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (iJfKG)

Vomiting Vizsla.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

141 Code Blue - ACE is down. Repeat, ACE is down.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:34 PM (FmapG)

142 gp

Look up on YouTube 'Who Do You Think You Are: Jane Seymour'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:34 PM (2GVsD)

143 133 Ghadaffi was turning over all of Libya's WMD materials to the US when Gaylord decided to act tough and topple him. Where the stuff went after that, who knows.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (2GVsD)

To this day, I've never heard anyone make a case for whacking him. He seemed to have gotten Jesus after 9/11, so to speak. Oh well.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2026 12:34 PM (ypYV4)

144 Ace, stop being a pussy. Put on a weighted vest and go for a 2 mile run. Puke if you must. Super hydrate- Drink at least 3 liters of water. Eat some fresh fruit. Hit the rack an hour earlier than usual.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (Lp05i)

145 Yea, but that is not what Trump is saying. He's using "regime change" as a shorthand for some kind of new freer government that's better for the Iranians.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

But he is not imposing regime change from without. Because we have seen how that works out. Degrade the mullahcracy enough that the Iranian people can rise up and extinct the rest, and set up their own secular government.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (utfVc)

146 I'm liking the story the left is trying to fan that Trump was excluded from the war room during the operation to rescue the pilot.
Cause they feared his temper.

So F'ing retarded.

Just how rotted through with derangement and stupidity do you have to be to swallow the drool that the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces could be excluded?

Flat Earthers have a better grip on reality.

Madison Cornbread's fantastic tale of Trump breaching the limo partition and seizing control of the Beast is more believable.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (tUP1A)

147 I'd imagine the Iranian public has a pretty good idea who, and where the various IRGC shitheads are on any given day. Might want to leverage that somehow.

Radio, cellular, Starlink?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (AkEZC)

148 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Probably an Earwig.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)


Don't
worry. After they lay their eggs, they usually crawl on out.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)

149 Daughter in law is running in the Boston marathon. She’s over halfway and doing 7 minute miles. I’m winded just thinking about it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (u73oe)

150 I had two, bilateral linguinal hernias just below the beltline.
Mesh installed both sides, I've been up and around but very sore.
Posted by: wth


Ok, I'm giving up linguine. No way is shrimp scampi worth that.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 12:36 PM (bzOmc)

151 142 Got it queued up, thanks!

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:36 PM (N8ZBc)

152 Brother had one the size of a softball next to his navel...got it from preventing Dad from falling down in the shower. Didn't get it fixed until a year after Dad passed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (ynpvh)


You can't lift anything for about a year after the surgery to keep it from tearing out. If your brother was tending your father, and helping him transfer, I can see why he avoided getting the patch until after your father passed.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

153 120 >> At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Geritol?
------------
Quaaludes?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:36 PM (FmapG)

154 Takes time to merge the US and Israeli lists of to be killed vs already been killed. esp when the name is some combination of Mohamed, Dirka, and Jihad.

Posted by: DaveA at April 20, 2026 12:37 PM (FhXTo)

155 PDT isn't getting played by anyone. The IRGC stashed money is getting found and frozen everyday thanks to Bessent. Their economy is in the shitter and food and supplies are running out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 12:37 PM (DIbRX)

156 Bear

Libya fell just to make the point that Gaylord and Hillary were 'serious' players. As an attempt to bolster street creds it failed. And the Libyan people have paid the price.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (2GVsD)

157 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)



As a yute, I developed a rash in one ear that spread to my cheek and caused significant swelling. Going to the Dr. revealed I had spores growing in my ear canal (kids were tops on hygiene, of course). Mom thought they were sucking my brain out through my ear when they went in and got them out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

158 "way down in the canal"

When I visit the doc or vet, I always filch a couple of their long wooden stick Q tips, and mine wax when I get home. Those things work splendidly.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (N8ZBc)

159 155 PDT isn't getting played by anyone. The IRGC stashed money is getting found and frozen everyday thanks to Bessent. Their economy is in the shitter and food and supplies are running out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 12:37 PM (DIbRX)

=======

It's just obvious that after 5 weeks of bombing, Trump doesn't have the guts to bomb Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (O35xg)

160 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

Whistles Colonel Bogey March.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
__________

It's a mother beautiful bridge, and it's gonna be there.

Posted by: Oddball at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (XvL8K)

161 Locals efficiency at killing IRGC individuals should increase as they become more organized and experienced.

Worrying about being the hunted and not the hunter every time they walk out the door should make them more vulnerable.

If only the hunters could take their wives along to piss on the bastard as he's dying to assure in his mind that he's totally fucked.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (UPlzn)

162 148 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Probably an Earwig.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:23 PM (pDt9x)

Don't
worry. After they lay their eggs, they usually crawl on out.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)

Medical advice at the HQ -
Because we care!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (pDt9x)

163 The PRC just had a robot do a half marathon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (2GVsD)

164 Mom thought they were sucking my brain out through my ear when they went in and got them out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

That explains a lot.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (FuSB1)

165 Trump's threat and the Strait is becoming reminscent of Groundhog Day. We really need to break that cycle soon, one way or the other.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (tOcjL)

166 156 Bear

Libya fell just to make the point that Gaylord and Hillary were 'serious' players. As an attempt to bolster street creds it failed. And the Libyan people have paid the price.
----------------
As I recall it was all about delivering sweet light Libyan crude to Italy and France. Imma sure Hillary and Barry got a slice of that pie.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (FmapG)

167 160 I love bridges. Not a big fan of blowing them up.
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)
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Think of it as creating work projects for the new country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (UPlzn)

168 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 20, 2026 12:22 PM (2J/Lj)

Spider eggs, ready to hatch. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (5xuJ/)

169 Somali pirates did quite well with such for a time. The entire edifice of international law has been to raise the criminal individuals and countries up and degrade the commons (like the sea) to allow that to happen. Idiotic bullshit oppressed oppressor ideology which does the same thing to our cities here.
Posted by: whig at April 20, 2026 12:24 PM (E4rtv)


and then . . . And then the Turks and the Greeks realized that they were allowed under EU rules to print Euros in response to enlarged anti-piracy naval patrols, and the French realized they could get in on the fun with their navy too.
And the French seem to be patrolling the western Atlantic and the Greeks and Turks are getting along famously around the horn of Africa.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

170 143 133 Ghadaffi was turning over all of Libya's WMD materials to the US when Gaylord decided to act tough and topple him. Where the stuff went after that, who knows.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:32 PM (2GVsD)

To this day, I've never heard anyone make a case for whacking him. He seemed to have gotten Jesus after 9/11, so to speak. Oh well.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 20, 2026 12:34 PM (ypYV4)

They needed a punching bag.

I dunno, the deeper conspiracy is that they wanted there to be instability in the region. Kick off a migrant crisis?

Or Obama's handlers did not want strong men who would actually be cowed by the west (US.) A lot of the Iranian plan was to try to create a regional hegemon that could defy the US. Col Q was a strong man who learned his lesson way back in the 80s. Not weak, but not willing to poke the bear.

Obama wanted to be poked by bears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

171 I believe the ceasefire was really for the benefit of us. I think the administration made a reasonable calculation that Iran would fall after killing their top 50 govt guys, but the bastards are crazy and want to die. 40 days of straight bombing is pretty taxing on pilots and equipment. So now we have 2 new carrier groups in the gulf and everybody is rested and resupplied.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (n5tGW)

172 War is like that. One day you’re talking smack, and the media and your allies are blowing sunshine up your ass.

The next day you’ve got a dribble cup taped to your chin and you believe you’re an iguana. Either that or you’re asking Jesus what happened.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (Lp05i)

173 153 Imma guess she keeps the floor close to her bed, which somewhat relieves the anxiety of falling. I sleep on the floor, so I've got that problem well covered.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (N8ZBc)

174
That explains a lot.....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (FuSB1)



I accept that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

175 I am sick as a dog and on low sleep. I'm going to just post enough to provide fodder for commenters.

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Come for the mudder, stay for the fodder.

/Sorry to hear that, Ace -- get better soon!

Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (wwpDf)

176 Isn't there an oil that's like a home OG remedy for ear stuff? Olive? Mineral? Castor? Something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

177 109 101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

Is it named after one of Andy's toys, Buzz or Woody?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (i0Hi3)

178 It's just obvious that after 5 weeks of bombing, Trump doesn't have the guts to bomb Iran.
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He is curating Iran's new leadership.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (FmapG)

179 Honestly the question is why are there any working power plants in the parts of Iran that provide power to military installations and/or elite neighborhoods?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

180 Aw, sorry to hear that, Ace! We'll carry on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (VyBeY)

181 I'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

What do they know?

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (G0vdT)

182 Blowing up their bridges could help their economy when they rebuild them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (kbShR)

183 As I recall it was all about delivering sweet light Libyan crude to Italy and France. Imma sure Hillary and Barry got a slice of that pie.
Posted by: pudinhead
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Wasn't Hunter trying to cash in on that?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (XvL8K)

184 171 I believe the ceasefire was really for the benefit of us. I think the administration made a reasonable calculation that Iran would fall after killing their top 50 govt guys, but the bastards are crazy and want to die. 40 days of straight bombing is pretty taxing on pilots and equipment. So now we have 2 new carrier groups in the gulf and everybody is rested and resupplied.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 12:40 PM (n5tGW)

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I seriously doubt the admin thought that Iran's government was going to collapse. The mosaic strategy, 50 years of entrenching, and an eschatological ideology governing the place were all known.

If there was a surprise, it was probably around how little damage Iran could do in return.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (O35xg)

185 BTW they better hope Trump doesn’t pull the ripcord.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (Lp05i)

186 Afternoon Ace. Hope all is well.
As someone said the Iranians consider negotiations another form of warfare. These dunces don't realize they have nothing to negotiate with. Surrender power or die. That's it .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (gu0hJ)

187 _______

Wasn't Hunter trying to cash in on that?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 20, 2026 12:42 PM (XvL8K)



He IS an energy mogul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

188 I'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

What do they know?


The Iranians are going to shoot another airliner down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)

189 Also in Lebanon, where the popular government is now talking to Bibi about borrowing the IDF to get Hezbollah (the uniparty) their 72 raisins.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)


Yep. I think the Lebanese have announced that the world has changed, and they are interested in coordinating with the Israelis.

Once again, the Lebanese were being run by Hezbollah's threats and now they are out from under.
It seems to be a theme.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

190 I'm confident the President is a shrewder negotiator than the worry warts on this page.

Unless you are all billionaire deal makers like him.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (wBaIH)

191 190 I'm confident the President is a shrewder negotiator than the worry warts on this page.

Unless you are all billionaire deal makers like him.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (wBaIH)

Just jwest and moomoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

192 I mean, I get the strategy. If there is a belief the Iranian people are on our side, you don't REALLY want to do things that will make them suffer and possibly leave our side.

BUT, at some point, you need to put up or shut up. We're getting close to that point for all parties.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (tOcjL)

193 6 I like Trump, he fights.

And 'credibility' is the media's only stock in trade.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (2GVsD)

Reminds me of what Lincoln is supposed to have said regarding U. S. Grant when confronted about Grant's alleged drinking and other vices: 'I need this man, he fights'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)

194 176 Isn't there an oil that's like a home OG remedy for ear stuff? Olive? Mineral? Castor? Something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

Pennzoil.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (pDt9x)

195 I'm confident the President is a shrewder negotiator than the worry warts on this page.

Unless you are all billionaire deal makers like him.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (wBaIH)



He's a stupid poopyhead that never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

196 146 Madison Cornbread's fantastic tale of Trump breaching the limo partition and seizing control of the Beast is more believable.

i heard that the c-130 problem was caused by trump grabbing the yoke.

Posted by: madison cornbread at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (oY6Yp)

197 177 109 101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)

Is it named after one of Andy's toys, Buzz or Woody?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 20, 2026 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

Donkey Kong.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 20, 2026 12:41 PM (i0Hi3)
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Grenade launcher? "Say hello to my little friend[\i]!"

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

198 Go look at flight radar and tell me all about the planes flying over or anywhere near Iran.

I’ll wait.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (SWd7w)

199 I wouldn't take out their capacity to generate power just yet. Take out their infrastructure, their substations.

Take out their bridges if you want damage commerce.

Save the generators for level two. I can believe all Iranian, Persian people are lunatics. But they need to grow some balls.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (Fbc0I)

200 Ace, is it a sinus infection? Lots of folks (including me) around here are getting them right now. Blecch. Nasty green stuff coming out or clogging up constantly, and everything else that entails.

Makes you feel like an Iranian mullah, hoping to get promoted so Israel can blow you to bits and end your suffering.

Posted by: GWB at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (mdaV5)

201 He's a stupid poopyhead that never learns anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge has distilled the wisdom of the EU into a single sentence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

202 Any word from Cuber?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (FmapG)

203 195 He's a stupid poopyhead that never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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He's just lucky that kidnapping Maduro led to the US taking effective control over the largest oil reserves on the planet months before he attacked the terror state that would try to exert control over the Strait of Hormuz that sees roughly 20% of oil traffic daily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (O35xg)

204 162 148 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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If your eardrum is intact; apple cider vinegar, diluted white vinegar to 5%, hydrogen peroxide, alcohol. Choose one and pour it in your ear, use thumb and fore finger to squeeze outer area to move the liquid around. Also pull earlobe and upper part of ear back and forth.
Naturally your head will be tilted as close to earth parallel as possible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (UPlzn)

205 Wouldn't hitting the engine room make moving the ship and looting the cargo more difficult?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (kbShR)

206 > I'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

What do they know?
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Reports suggest we destroyed all the aircraft used by the mullahs and their cronies. Maybe Putin's sending a couple to fetch 'em. And more importantly, their money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (AkEZC)

207 I am interested in what people believe Iran’s negotiating position is.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (SWd7w)

208 Lie down on your side with itchy ear up. Fill offending ear with full strength Chlordane. Wait for itching to stop. Flush with isopropyl alcohol or kerosene.

Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

209
He's just lucky that kidnapping Maduro led to the US taking effective control over the largest oil reserves on the planet months before he attacked the terror state that would try to exert control over the Strait of Hormuz that sees roughly 20% of oil traffic daily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (O35xg)



Yet I'm still paying $5 + a gallon for diesel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Ace - hope you feel better and lots of sleep, hydration, plus zinc, Vit C, Vit D should help.

The thing that's great about the horde, you just post one sentence and it's off to the races with this group.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (oiNtH)

211 Trump's threat and the Strait is becoming reminscent of Groundhog Day. We really need to break that cycle soon, one way or the other.

Trump could take out, say, 5% of Iran's power capacity as an ante, and then say "Do I have your attention?".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

212 207 I am interested in what people believe Iran’s negotiating position is.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (SWd7w)

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Magical undersea mines, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (O35xg)

213 My ear has been itching, way down in the canal, for several days. Its driving me bonkers.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Probably an Earwig.
Posted by: tubal
........

Donating a car might help.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

214 199 I wouldn't take out their capacity to generate power just yet. Take out their infrastructure, their substations.

Take out their bridges if you want damage commerce.

Save the generators for level two. I can believe all Iranian, Persian people are lunatics. But they need to grow some balls.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 12:45 PM (Fbc0I)

We are seeing escalations like the killing of the Benji guys. That could be factionalism within the military though.

We might need to kill some more assholes until the assholes we like get their shit together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

215 Wait for itching to stop. Flush with isopropyl alcohol or kerosene.
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)




Light fuse and get away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

216 The Democrats are on the side of Iran and the IRGC knows this.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

217
At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:36 PM (FmapG)

Actress

the word they were looking for is "actress"

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (2/MrR)

218 There is a lot of IW going on that you don’t hear about. There are also a lot of eyes on the ground and in the air. That doesn’t presage anything good for the IRGC.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (SWd7w)

219 207 I am interested in what people believe Iran’s negotiating position is.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (SWd7w)
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To say anything to make the US believe they have a deal.

Delay, Delay, Delay.

Posted by: WisRich at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

220 Reminds me of what Lincoln is supposed to have said regarding U. S. Grant when confronted about Grant's alleged drinking and other vices: 'I need this man, he fights'
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Translation - Lincoln needed a meat grinder.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (FmapG)

221 Just have to disagree on that one. Most countries would fall with that type of targeting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (n5tGW)

222 209 Yet I'm still paying $5 + a gallon for diesel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well, Trump shouldn't have tried to deal with a generational problem because of pain at the pump that would last no more than a few months.

He should have governed like Democrats who were afraid of opening the borders because it might have lost them the midterms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (O35xg)

223 209
He's just lucky that kidnapping Maduro led to the US taking effective control over the largest oil reserves on the planet months before he attacked the terror state that would try to exert control over the Strait of Hormuz that sees roughly 20% of oil traffic daily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (O35xg)


Yet I'm still paying $5 + a gallon for diesel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

And this is the current problem whose effects have only started filtering to the broader economy and prices...temporary spikes can get ignored...but longer term increases will increase the price of everything over the long haul.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (tOcjL)

224 Get away from your own ear? How does that work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (kbShR)

225 It's a mother beautiful bridge, and it's gonna be there.
Posted by: Oddball at April 20, 2026 12:38 PM (XvL8K)


Crap. -- Moriarty

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (ExV1e)

226 Ace, I hope you feel better soon.

*asks God for a quick recovery*

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (FMtrg)

227 220 Reminds me of what Lincoln is supposed to have said regarding U. S. Grant when confronted about Grant's alleged drinking and other vices: 'I need this man, he fights'
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Translation - Lincoln needed a meat grinder.
Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:48 PM (FmapG)

Eh, they were just Irish, after all.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (pDt9x)

228 Wouldn't hitting the engine room make moving the ship and looting the cargo more difficult?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (kbShR)

That's what ocean-going tugs are for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (utfVc)

229 Five Fingers of Funk: You Jane Me Funky

youtu.be/2M7OtSXrfIM

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

230 198 Go look at flight radar and tell me all about the planes flying over or anywhere near Iran.

I’ll wait.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Looks like a trail of ants going from Western Europe to Middle East.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (UPlzn)

231 194 - my mom used olive oil, warmed above body temp, but not hot. stay lying on opposite side as long as possible to let it work. plug of cotton so it doesn't leak out when you get up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (VyBeY)

232 Iran War: I gather that the imminent casus belli was the ~408kg of enriched U. No source I know of denies that Iran possesses it, and I've listened to all of them.

If we don't seize that, and also put in place strict verification protocols to prevent Iran from getting more, IMHO we've failed.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (N8ZBc)

233 Israel never talked me into the war with Iran, the results of Oct. 7th, added to my lifelong opinion that IRAN CAN NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, did. I watch and read the FAKE NEWS Pundits and Polls in total disbelief.

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Not to mention: Imagine what a Death Cult Regime that nonchalantly slaughters 50,000 of its own people in the streets would do to the "evil" Jooos and Infidels once it acquired nukes?

That may have also made an impression on The POTUS ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (wwpDf)

234 Yet I'm still paying $5 + a gallon for diesel.
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Buy heating fuel.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (FmapG)

235 >> Magical undersea mines, I think.

The medias magical thinking is that Iran will draw this out to hurt Trump in the midterms, because it’s already tanking his popularity.

Iran is just about down to throwing rocks. One more round of this and they will have to sharpen sticks.

But you know, it’s all about left wing politics to the commie media.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (SWd7w)

236 That last part is becoming, sad to say, an empty threat.

I believe that's because Iranian bridges and power plants are no deterrent to the people the IRGC serves.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (XFXIk)

237 231 194 - my mom used olive oil, warmed above body temp, but not hot. stay lying on opposite side as long as possible to let it work. plug of cotton so it doesn't leak out when you get up.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (VyBeY)

And if that doesn't work slap a hot iron on it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2026 12:50 PM (FuSB1)

238 I'm not sure why Trump keeps talking up "Regime Change" when it's obvious by now that ain't happening. It may be a new bunch of tyrants that replace the old bunch that we killed.

But it'll still be a bunch of tyrants. The more Trump crows about regime change, the harder it will be to claim victory when this is all over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 20, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)


It took less than a month for Ceaușescu to go from an all-powerful dictator to a smudge on a wall.

It is impossible to predict the trajectory of the internal struggle in Iran. But the facts are clear...the current regime has been drastically weakened.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (n9ltV)

239 Personally, I would like to hear less bullshit about deals. Deals? This is a terror regime. It should be about choices, do you want to be sent back to the Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous? You're getting one of them and which one depends on how bad you us off. Fuck deals. Keep going until some dude in charred clothes climbs from a pit and begs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (snZF9)

240 Get away from your own ear? How does that work?

It's surprisingly easy.

Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

241 238
It is impossible to predict the trajectory of the internal struggle in Iran. But the facts are clear...the current regime has been drastically weakened.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (n9ltV)

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False.

All Trump has done is return the strait to business as usual before his war!

Nothing else has been accomplished!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (O35xg)

242 >>Looks like a trail of ants going from Western Europe to Middle East.

And a bunch of flights from Vietnam over the Caspian Sea which is interesting.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (SWd7w)

243 "193 6 I like Trump, he fights.

And 'credibility' is the media's only stock in trade.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:12 PM (2GVsD)

Reminds me of what Lincoln is supposed to have said regarding U. S. Grant when confronted about Grant's alleged drinking and other vices: 'I need this man, he fights'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 20, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH) "

this.
Trump's threats are empty, until they're not. (like most threats ... )

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (VyBeY)

244 Donkey Kong.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Honkey Kong.

https://tinyurl.com/yusf7dhy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

245 Somehow I don’t think Trump takes his advice from us. He’d handle Earwigs his own way.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (pDt9x)

246 One ping only, Vasily.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (W2Pud)

247
Lockerbie. La Belle Discotheque. Terrorist funding around the world.

Qaddafi had it coming, and I for one am happy the ending was as gruesome as possible.

Posted by: Auspex at April 20, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

248 231 194 - my mom used olive oil, warmed above body temp, but not hot. stay lying on opposite side as long as possible to let it work. plug of cotton so it doesn't leak out when you get up.

Did she reuse it for cooking after it drained out?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

249 Idiots.

Complete fucking idiots.

Trump going to war with them made Iran a hero country, as far as Democrats are concerned.

All they had to was make this deal. Give Trump his "win." Wait a couple/few years for a Democrat President who will roll back that deal, ship them palettes of cash, and likely just start shipping them stuff straight from the Y-12 and Pantex stockpiles and production lines. They'd get the green light for anything for anything they want.

But they're doing... this. Whatever this is.

*shrugs*

Retards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2026 12:53 PM (BI5O2)

250 Can't stand TV, even those clips. No wonder kids have a 5 second attention span it's a barrage of sounds, flashing things and someone loudly hyperbolic. What crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:53 PM (UPlzn)

251 Maritime law is very clear on seizing vessels of belligerent nations and all of this is completely legal and above board as far as the law goes. That won't stop the democrats from having panic attacks over Trump ordering the seizure of peaceful unarmed commercial ships just going about their business.


And IIRC each and every Marine that boards that vessel as a prize crew is entitled to a share of the sale of the ship if the courts decide that the ship was in violation of approved sanctions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 20, 2026 12:53 PM (0N4FZ)

252 >>>And the French seem to be patrolling the western Atlantic and the Greeks and Turks are getting along famously around the horn of Africa.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

Ok, make that "off the west coast of Africa" for the French.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (rbvCR)

253 Speaking of Hammer Films....

I saw "Brides of Dracula" when I was a wee tad of 9 or 10 at a Saturday Kid's matinee.

I've never forgotten it. One of the better Hammer's.

I was especially impressed by the Brides and the use of the windmill to form a cross to kill Dracula.

Great stuff still.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (iJfKG)

254 250 Concur.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (N8ZBc)

255 Yes, and the lefties have a meme going online that shows the three Iranians we are negotiating with are still alive, and even though the ayatollah’s son is missing a leg and had his face destroyed he is still on the fight.

They forgot about all the dead guys.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (SWd7w)

256 It took less than a month for Ceaușescu to go from an all-powerful dictator to a smudge on a wall.

12 days, IIRC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (BI5O2)

257 Donating a car might help.
Posted by: wth


I know someone who could use a good used car.

1-877-Kars-for-Sponge,
1-877-Kars-for-Sponge...

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (77rzZ)

258 The Democrats are on the side of Iran and the IRGC knows this.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2026 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

---------------

Yep, along with the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia and Deep State (but we repeat ourselves thrice).

Posted by: ShainS at April 20, 2026 12:55 PM (wwpDf)

259 Just how rotted through with derangement and stupidity do you have to be to swallow the drool that the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces could be excluded?

Or that Pete Hegseth would in any way allow that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

260 But they're doing... this. Whatever this is.

*shrugs*

Retards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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They are zealots for allah and death is their goal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:55 PM (UPlzn)

261 248, no.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:56 PM (VyBeY)

262 I know someone who could use a good used car.

1-877-Kars-for-Sponge,
1-877-Kars-for-Sponge...
Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 12:54 PM (77rzZ)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

263 I'm sorry you aren't feeling well Ace, please get better soon!

This place gets crazy when you aren't around and the barrel will be to well fed.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 20, 2026 12:56 PM (Q/FnY)

264 They are zealots for allah and death is their goal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 12:55 PM (UPlzn)

And it would be churlish to deny them that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (utfVc)

265
The guys with the guns are in charge. Trump is negotiating with the politicians.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (IifOV)

266 250, concur.

and I will add, this is not an "unintended consequence"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (VyBeY)

267 Donkey Kong.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Honkey Kong.

https://tinyurl.com/yusf7dhy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

Phooey

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (578V/)

268 Be better Ace. Be better.

Posted by: BChasm Phone at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (X3jib)

269 The population in Romania in 1989 was a whopping 23 million.

There are 90 million people in Iran and a land area twice the size of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (DIbRX)

270 It is impossible to predict the trajectory of the internal struggle in Iran. But the facts are clear...the current regime has been drastically weakened.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (n9ltV)
*******
And I guarantee if Democrats ever get back into power, they will give money to Iran to rebuild what Trump has done to their country.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

271 Have not had a cold or any type of virus for two years running now. Something’s up.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (pDt9x)

272 163 The PRC just had a robot do a half marathon.

a.i. is gonna put runners out of work!!!

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (oY6Yp)

273 Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, Ace. Two words - chicken soup. Oh, and rest, get that also.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (va0Yo)

274 Yet I'm still paying $5 + a gallon for diesel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)


Lucky man. It is $6.20 here. THANK YOU GOVERNOR KOTEX

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

275 If we take out there bridges and generating facilities, they're going back to the stone age. I don't want to see that happen, but they bring it upon themselves.

Quit fucking with western civilization.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (Fbc0I)

276 I forgot what churlish means.
Churlish (pronounced /ˈtʃɜːrlɪʃ/) is an adjective meaning rude, boorish, surly, or mean-spirited. 

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (kbShR)

277 I was impressed by Polanski's The Fearless Vampire Killers. Vampires as Fagz was an obvious connection. Then there was Chinatown.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 20, 2026 12:59 PM (FmapG)

278 The IRGC knows that they may face a Ceaușescu purge if they aren't in power, so that's part of it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 12:59 PM (n5tGW)

279
I anticipate a big fight not unlike that which preceded Hirohito's surrender speech.
Posted by: Archimedes

===============

I don't see how we get apocalyptic Shi-ite literalists to choose a path other than the one they're on.

Going down the list until we get to the reasonable guy is a fool's errand. It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2026 12:59 PM (n7rxJ)

280 They are zealots for allah and death is their goal.

-----

Like I said... retards.

If that's the goal, then the best strategy would be to assuage them and wait for a Democrat. The Dems are even more fanatical than them, and just to spite the orangeman, they would more-or-less gift them with nukes and permission to strike Israel. Might even jump in on their side.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

281

There are 90 million people in Iran and a land area twice the size of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 12:57 PM (DIbRX)



And yet...there not one cowboy.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 20, 2026 12:59 PM (iJfKG)

282 אייס, רפואה שלמה

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:00 PM (1o8D5)

283 *assuage Trump

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2026 01:00 PM (BI5O2)

284 Does t Israel know where the uranium is?

Send in Mossad

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 20, 2026 01:00 PM (nGraA)

285 There are 90 million people in Iran and a land area twice the size of Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had

And lots and lots of mountains.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

286 I feel like we are getting rope-a-doped by these terrorist persian muslims, and am sick of all the "next week," or "begins tomorrow" talks shit, with Trump going on every day saying they're agreeing to a "deal."

Did Yamomoto agree to a fucking "deal?"

Did the Nazis?

And the empty threats of bridge, power plants, and other shit getting blown up, they are sounding so repetitive, so hollow.

When does this ever end?

Posted by: M. Gaga at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (KiBMU)

287 163 The PRC just had a robot do a half marathon.


They're bragging that it set a record. Um, it's a machine that ran on an isolated track by itself.

Where it's a 'robot' and managed to maintain upright positioning, it doesn't tire and the only thing against it would've been battery packs or a hydraulic failure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

288 I saw Walz was at some big international meeting of the Deep State/WEF in Spain trashing Trump. It's kind of funny that the DNC wants him dead and buried but the international "our democracy" fetishists can't get enough of him.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

289 The lack of water in Iran would hamper the need for cowboys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (kbShR)

290 Berserker, I think the Deal being negotiated in the "cost" and who is going to pay it.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (rbvCR)

291 אייס, רפואה שלמה
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

292 I can't read Orc.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (kbShR)

293 >> At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
--------
Smart phone? 1911?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (XeU6L)

294 Get well?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (kbShR)

295
Lucky man. It is $6.20 here. THANK YOU GOVERNOR KOTEX
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)



On the way out of town with the daughter's car on a trailer, we managed to find a place selling at $4.89 a gal just off the freeway a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

296 At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
--------
Smart phone? 1911?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The Paolo's number.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)

297 And a bunch of flights from Vietnam over the Caspian Sea which is interesting.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 12:52 PM (SWd7w)


Everything has to go through the gap between Iran and Ukraine

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

298 A box of Franzia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (kbShR)

299 Fucking Teams meeting. Shit.
Should I share my screen?

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

300 Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)
-

/sets space laser to bulg

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (1o8D5)

301 Olive oil for medicine? That's some guinea magic right there

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 20, 2026 01:04 PM (wBaIH)

302 295
Lucky man. It is $6.20 here. THANK YOU GOVERNOR KOTEX
Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)


On the way out of town with the daughter's car on a trailer, we managed to find a place selling at $4.89 a gal just off the freeway a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Did you make her ride along with you?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

303 Fucking Teams meeting. Shit.
Should I share my screen?

==

make sure you don't share AOS screen...

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

304 299 Fucking Teams meeting. Shit.
Should I share my screen?
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

Is it remote? Don’t pull a Toobin, dude.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (pDt9x)

305 Fucking Teams meeting. Shit.
Should I share my screen?
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)




Would still be better than pullin' a Toobin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

306 *******
And I guarantee if Democrats ever get back into power, they will give money to Iran to rebuild what Trump has done to their country.
Posted by: redridinghood
---

Rebuilding will begin as soon as the allahs are dead. American engineering and crews paid for by Iranian oil will build/guide/assist reconstruction.

NO. This will not be nation building this will be a construction contract similar to all other legitimate construction contracts between the buyer -Iran and the seller - American businesses. The currency; Iranian oil.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (UPlzn)

307 The US was in WW1 for 1.6 years and WW2 for 3.75 years. This one is less than 60 days, not terribly long.

Afghan and Viet wars were much much longer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (n5tGW)

308 Share Candy Crush screen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:05 PM (kbShR)

309
Did you make her ride along with you?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)



She was going to, but had a project for school due Monday, so she stayed behind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

310 אייס, רפואה שלמה
Posted by: Biden's Dog
------

[heads out for Hebrew-to-English translator]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (XeU6L)

311 If there's one thing I hate more than meetings, it's fucking teams. Let me be a soloist, puhleeeze!

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (N8ZBc)

312 309
Did you make her ride along with you?
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)


She was going to, but had a project for school due Monday, so she stayed behind.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Park the wreck in your driveway.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (pDt9x)

313 It means get well I think. Google AI.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (kbShR)

314 Get well?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:02 PM (kbShR)
-

Yes. More literally it means a complete recovery.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (1o8D5)

315 305 Fucking Teams meeting. Shit.
Should I share my screen?
Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)
---

If I had to do that I would get a green screen and one of those programs to morf me into T-Rex or a Frog.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (UPlzn)

316 If there's one thing I hate more than meetings, it's fucking teams.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (N8ZBc)



Seems you should stop, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

317 [heads out for Hebrew-to-English translator]

Google translate nailed it on the first try.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (vTZFs)

318 Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, Ace. Two words - chicken soup. Oh, and rest, get that also.
Posted by: Retired, thank God at April 20, 2026 12:58 PM (va0Yo)
Yes and a fourth of a cup of Castor oil!!!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 20, 2026 01:08 PM (yo/1Y)

319 There's no I in teams.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:08 PM (kbShR)

320 237 231 194 - my mom used olive oil, warmed above body temp, but not hot. stay lying on opposite side as long as possible to let it work. plug of cotton so it doesn't leak out when you get up.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (VyBeY)

And if that doesn't work slap a hot iron on it...


soldering iron. fits in the ear canal.

Posted by: anachronda at April 20, 2026 01:08 PM (oY6Yp)

321 I think they're wondering why I'm laughing.

Posted by: wth at April 20, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

322 Operation Candy Crush would be a fun name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (n5tGW)

323
Park the wreck in your driveway.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:07 PM (pDt9x)



It is.

I have to look at it every time I walk by the window. The appraiser will call tomorrow to come look at it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Well I don’t know what is wrong with Ace, so I cannot prescribe. Or, why not?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (pDt9x)

325 Giner ale is ambrosia when I'm not feeling well.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

326 Yes. More literally it means a complete recovery.

Oh, then I guess it didn't. Or it did in a literal sense but not in a common usage sense.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)

327 Does Ace have the flu, food poisoning or a hangover?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (NpAcC)

328 Does Ace have the flu, food poisoning or a hangover?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (NpAcC)



Embrace the power of 'and.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

329 ...It is impossible to predict the trajectory of the internal struggle in Iran. But the facts are clear...the current regime has been drastically weakened.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2026 12:51 PM (n9ltV)


You're not paying enough attention. Israel and the Trump would not be doing what they're doing if they weren't going to END this, once and for all. It seems obvious to me that they have been prepping an Iranian insurgency for months, if not years.

Trump knows only too well, if this is not DONE on his watch that he can not count on his successors to do it. One way or another, he will END this. We know where the trajectory leads - the only thing that's unclear is what path is taken to get there. Pop some popcorn, and expect some surprises along the way.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (ovdkm)

330 326 Yes. More literally it means a complete recovery.

Oh, then I guess it didn't. Or it did in a literal sense but not in a common usage sense.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)

Orta like Mexican Spanish then.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (pDt9x)

331 Well I don’t know what is wrong with Ace, so I cannot prescribe. Or, why not?
Posted by: tubal

Food poisoning from undercooked hobo would be my guess.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:10 PM (77rzZ)

332 Bad hobo jerky.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (kbShR)

333 The IRGC will never agree to any terms acceptable to Trump.

Full regime change, not just shuffling the deck and picking a new member of the current government, is required.

Barring some truly significant effort to get arms to locals who will, theoretically, accept someone like Reza Pahlavi, that means boots will be required on the ground.

Or just accept whatever lies the IRGC allows someone to tell and then subverts the moment no resources are available or the administration changes.

Posted by: Sam at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (7jMef)

334 Oh, then I guess it didn't. Or it did in a literal sense but not in a common usage sense.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 20, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)
-

It's the exact same intent as "get well". Translation still correct.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (1o8D5)

335 If there's one thing I hate more than meetings, it's fucking teams.

Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 01:06 PM (N8ZBc)

Mrs B works from home. I constantly hear meetings going on in her office. It sounds like the frigging UN half the time. Sometimes I fuck with her. I'll hear some dude droning on and on about shit and I'll poke my head in and say Bueller....Bueller...Bueller.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)

336 It's the exact same intent as "get well". Translation still correct.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Can you transliterate it for me into the Latin alphabet?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

337 Is THIS the day of the 3000 comment thread? That would be lit!!

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:12 PM (pDt9x)

338 Walz was at some big international meeting of the Deep State/WEF in Spain trashing Trump. It's kind of funny that the DNC wants him dead and buried but the international "our democracy" fetishists can't get enough of him.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 20, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

It's probably the deal. If the Democrats want you dead, you die. Even if you have to shoot yourself and then climb a tree and hang yourself.

I think they probably just told him " you suck, you're a failure and a retard. You're an embarassment, and now you are over. But you were a loyal tard. Take your juicy rakeoff from our Somali friends and go on a Tardworld Global Tour - just keep it overseas, you stupid meat puppet. You lost your America privileges."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 20, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

339 Then a few years ago I started getting letters about a class-action suit regarding hernia meshes...but mine is fine, so I ignored them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Try getting Lymphoma. The ads to join the Roundup class action and get your piece of the dollars $$$ pie are neverending.

Posted by: From about That Time at April 20, 2026 01:13 PM (sl73Y)

340 I'll hear some dude droning on and on about shit and I'll poke my head in and say Bueller....Bueller...Bueller.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)



"Are you 4 Imprint certain you're on mute?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

341 At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
--------
Smart phone? 1911?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The Paolo's number father.
Posted by: Bulg


I have, how you say, fixed it for you.

Posted by: Paolo, Sr. at April 20, 2026 01:13 PM (bzOmc)

342 327 Does Ace have the flu, food poisoning or a hangover?
Posted by: redridinghood
---

His body is convulsing from too much fasting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:13 PM (UPlzn)

343 Is THIS the day of the 3000 comment thread? That would be lit!!
Posted by: tubal

Damn, I'd better get started talking about boobs, then.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:14 PM (77rzZ)

344 The President of Iran is freaking out because the "negotiators" walked away from a deal, and he has no way to pay the IRGC or anyone else, yet some here think we're losing.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

345 344 The President of Iran is freaking out because the "negotiators" walked away from a deal, and he has no way to pay the IRGC or anyone else, yet some here think we're losing.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Trump's rhetoric in his Truth Social posts are not quite right.

Might as well just pack it all up and admit this is worse than Vietnam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (O35xg)

346 Let the Persians determine their own path. We can wait. Until they decide to become aggressive and then we fuck them up again.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (Fbc0I)

347 Trick question, who is charge in the formerly known Islamic Republic of Iran ??

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

348
Petrol was $3.45 at HEB just now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (tgvbd)

349 I'll hear some dude droning on and on about shit and I'll poke my head in and say Bueller....Bueller...Bueller.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:11 PM (snZF9)


"Are you 4 Imprint certain you're on mute?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Mrs B is a quickdraw with the mute button. She hears me walking down the hall and its already activated. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (snZF9)

350 I'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

What do they know?

The Iranians are going to shoot another airliner down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)
====

They are headed for a new life in Moscow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

351 14 Alexander is dead, and the Diadochi are fighting for control of his Empire.

And I am rooting for casualties.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:13 PM (2GVsD)

I am rooting for causalities.

Posted by: Prime unmoved mover at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (TbWk/)

352
Let the Persians determine their own path.

Iranians: Bags in burkas

Persians: Hot, sultry babes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (tgvbd)

353 Rahm Emanuel: The Democrats talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

https://tinyurl.com/3nxc45jw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

354 Mrs B is a quickdraw with the mute button. She hears me walking down the hall and its already activated. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (snZF9)



Smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

355 Eat your chicken soup, Ace

Posted by: 496 at April 20, 2026 01:17 PM (FN3wE)

356 Northwest of Kirkut going towards the Iranian border there was this little lake. My brother theorizes that if we could get a couple hundred head of Angus or Herefords we would be millionaires. Which led to a whole conversation about how it wouldn’t work because a cow wouldn’t be as easy as a goat for the locals to have sex with- which I’m not gonna repeat.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2026 01:17 PM (SWd7w)

357 Rahm Emanuel: The Democrats talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

https://tinyurl.com/3nxc45jw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)



Takes one to know one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

358 350 I'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

What do they know?

The Iranians are going to shoot another airliner down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)
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They are headed for a new life in Moscow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

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"Iran is going to airmail all of its oil to Russia!"
-people who think a 747 can carry the same amount of load as a super tanker on water

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (O35xg)

359 In Cartel Judge news, now a state judge in California is over-ruling the President of the United States.

A single state judge now has the power to void an Executive Order.

On a basis that just lost 8-0 at SCOTUS.

But Trump is the dictator ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (tUP1A)

360 Rahm Emanuel: The Democrats talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.


He would know.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)

361 "That last part [about power plants and bridges] is becoming, sad to say, an empty threat." [D E Ace]


DON'T be "sad to say it"! I really don't think he'll do that, it's certainly a bluff. The plan is for the Iranian people to get their country back, and they'll be needing those things. They'll also be needing the oil industry intact. If anything, we might be PROTECTING such things FROM the IRGC.

But it's madness to take this at face value, and it's madness to be disappointed that this particular thing WON'T happen.

Despite that reality - SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN. It is NOT the case that a deadline will come and go and NOTHING happens. SOMETHING will happen, and I guarantee you that the Supreme Leader and the IRGC will NOT LIKE IT ONE BIT, because it will be another step down the road to their extinction.

We can only speculate what that "SOMETHING" is, and that's a good thing too. It's GOOD to keep the enemy in the dark as to what's coming, and we can't tell what it is, then maybe they can't either.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (ovdkm)

362 Rahm Emanuel: The Democrats talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

https://tinyurl.com/3nxc45jw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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When you've lost Rahm Emanuel...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

363 Can you transliterate it for me into the Latin alphabet?

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)
-

Refu'ah Shleh'ma.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:18 PM (1o8D5)

364 I was on my weekly team meeting (Teams) one time while the wife was in the office on the other PC.

She took it upon herself to loudly release some intestinal pressures.

I was not muted.......

I've never seen her turn such a shade of red.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

365 'm reading that Tehran has opened its airports and Russia has lifted restrictions of flying through Iranian airspace.

==

Pulling remaining personnel out of Busher?

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

366 🌐EatingWell eatingwell.com › what-happens-when - you - dont -eat -11814208
8 Scary Things That Could Happen to Your Body When You Skip Meals
🌐en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Starvation - Starvation - Wikipedia
February 18, 2026 - The term inanition refers to the symptoms and effects of starvation.
🌐Verywell Health verywellhealth.com › how-long- live - withou t- food -1132033
How Long Can You Live Without Food?
December 13, 2025 - Dry fasting involves abstaining from food and fluids. While all three forms of fasting can cause harm to the body,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:19 PM (UPlzn)

367 Russia can't even get all their own oil out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:19 PM (kbShR)

368 @Ace: I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.

Get well soon, champ.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 20, 2026 01:20 PM (O7YUW)

369 Mrs B is a quickdraw with the mute button. She hears me walking down the hall and its already activated. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (snZF9)


Smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

She's been with me long enough to know that I'm..unpredictable. If she is on video she practically police tapes the door. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2026 01:20 PM (snZF9)

370 R'fuah sh'leima

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX)

371
I am sick as a dog and on low sleep.

No excuse. Our dogs are happy and healthy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tgvbd)

372 "Iran is going to airmail all of its oil to Russia!"
-people who think a 747 can carry the same amount of load as a super tanker on water
-
Oil floats, it must be lighter.
-Reddit, probably

Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (vSvIl)

373 Refu'ah Shleh'ma.

==

Qapla' !


Posted by: runner at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)

374 The President of Iran is freaking out because the "negotiators" walked away from a deal, and he has no way to pay the IRGC or anyone else, yet some here think we're losing.
---
I really like how every single news story frames it as the US is the one desperate for a deal; that no way we can walk away.

That's not how negotiations work.

Of course, none of the people writing these stories have ever negotiated anything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tUP1A)

375 🌐en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Starvation - Starvation - Wikipedia
February 18, 2026 - The term inanition refers to the symptoms and effects of starvation.
-----

Is there a Donner party reference down in the footnotes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

376
people who think a 747 can carry the same amount of load as a super tanker on water

It's not surprising that we have a lot of stupid people in this country. It's shocking that they have so much influence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:22 PM (tgvbd)

377
No excuse. Our dogs are happy and healthy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tgvbd)



It's been my experience that dogs rarely get sick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

378 374 I really like how every single news story frames it as the US is the one desperate for a deal; that no way we can walk away.

That's not how negotiations work.

Of course, none of the people writing these stories have ever negotiated anything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 20, 2026 01:21 PM (tUP1A)

=======

"Trump is desperate to end war because gas is at levels not seen since Biden's presidency. He had no plan for the Strait of Hormuz."
-experts

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:23 PM (O35xg)

379 So many "I told you so's" here:

Open Source Intel @Osint613
11m

Hungary's PM Péter Magyar says his country would arrest Netanyahu if he enters Hungarian territory, citing the ICC warrant.


Viszlát, Magyarország!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 20, 2026 01:23 PM (1o8D5)

380 ====

They are headed for a new life in Moscow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)
---

Can't see Putin allowing those nuts into the country for long. If he allows them in he's got a plan and it's not all that pleasant for the mullahs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (UPlzn)

381
It's been my experience that dogs rarely get sick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)


They do. That's why I watch their food intake very carefully. It's among the best barometers of health. We've had three occasions where a dog refused a treat and was dead an hour later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (tgvbd)

382 It's been my experience that dogs rarely get sick.
Posted by: Sponge


Scavengers need hella good immune systems.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (bzOmc)

383 It's getting down to the wire. Iranian sleeper cells sending every Durocell and Energizer they can get back to the old country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (gm9Sb)

384 "Trump is desperate to end war because gas is at levels not seen since Biden's presidency. He had no plan for the Strait of Hormuz."
-experts


Philip Tetlock's results in the early 2000s were the most important in the history of political science: on average, subject-matter experts didn't beat random guessing—and did worse than simple heuristics.
If this isn't part of your worldview, you're ngmi


https://is.gd/uQp7A5

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

385 Qapla' !


Posted by: runner
-----
¿Que?

Posted by: Manuel at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

386 383 It's getting down to the wire. Iranian sleeper cells sending every Durocell and Energizer they can get back to the old country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (gm9Sb)

======

The Islamic Republic started importing its Iraqi militias back into Iran weeks ago.

Because it's winning so much and able to project power outside its borders so easily after the ineffectual US bombardment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:25 PM (O35xg)

387 Refu'ah Shleh'ma.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Thanks. I'm considering learning Biblical Hebrew.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

388 Can't see Putin allowing those nuts into the country for long. If he allows them in he's got a plan and it's not all that pleasant for the mullahs.

Moscow needs window washers.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

389
"Trump is desperate to end war because gas is at levels not seen since Biden's presidency. He had no plan for the Strait of Hormuz."
-experts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:23 PM (O35xg)



I think I read this word for word over the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

390 101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
Posted by: gp

*stands at attention*

Posted by: A Green Dildo of WNBA Fame at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (Dv3i1)

391 ...Trump's rhetoric in his Truth Social posts are not quite right.

Might as well just pack it all up and admit this is worse than Vietnam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:15 PM (O35xg)


LOL. I was just explaining to somebody recently that Trump's posts don't always seem to make sense. That's because they're not to be taken literally - they are specifically to, naturally, SEND A MESSAGE. If the message doesn't make sense to you, it's because you are NOT who is being sent that message. Rest assured, whoever a given message is sent to UNDERSTANDS THE MESSAGE, and often they really, really DO NOT LIKE IT.

This is especially true in wartime, where the recipients are both the actual enemy and other third parties (some of who are supposedly our allies). Often, the message is REALLY being sent to the people of places like the UK and France, who are seeing their "leaders" being exposed as not working for them as a result.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (ovdkm)

392 Is that Iranian woman seeking to bomb a type of car or a French city or both?

Posted by: Cow Demon at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (E6xSb)

393 The streets of Tehran are being patrolled by Burqha Barbies in their pink jeeps with 50cal

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (DIbRX)

394 Bets on our bombing campaign starting up again this week?

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (pDt9x)

395 They do. That's why I watch their food intake very carefully. It's among the best barometers of health. We've had three occasions where a dog refused a treat and was dead an hour later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


.....and anything that gets past a scavenger's immune system isn't to be f**ked with.

Posted by: mikeski at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (bzOmc)

396 389
"Trump is desperate to end war because gas is at levels not seen since Biden's presidency. He had no plan for the Strait of Hormuz."
-experts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:23 PM (O35xg)


I think I read this word for word over the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

======

"Trump's goals in the war were to open the Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war!"
-Glenn Greenwald, almost a direct quote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (O35xg)

397
Jane Seymour, 75

Don't care. Still a "1".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (tgvbd)

398 I hope you understand.

Generally, speaking, very, very little.

Posted by: Candidus at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (gC0AI)

399 Jane Seymour, 75

Don't care. Still a "1".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

400 Don't care. Still a "1".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (tgvbd)




I said that about Betty White till the day she died.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

401 Sedan is where?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (kbShR)

402 391 This is especially true in wartime, where the recipients are both the actual enemy and other third parties (some of who are supposedly our allies). Often, the message is REALLY being sent to the people of places like the UK and France, who are seeing their "leaders" being exposed as not working for them as a result.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:27 PM (ovdkm)

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All I know is that Trump threatened to end a civilization with all caps, and then a ceasefire was announced.

He shouldn't have done that. Obviously, the ceasefire was just going to happen anyway, and he TACOd because he didn't nuke Tehran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (O35xg)

403 Sedan is where?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (kbShR)



Wrecked. In the driveway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

404 401 Sedan is where?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (kbShR)

Driveway.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (pDt9x)

405 Sedan is where?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Frankistan

Posted by: Bulg at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

406 Jane Seymour, TEMU Julie Andrews.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (gm9Sb)

407 We are in sync today Sponge. Kinda eerie.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (pDt9x)

408 We are in sync today Sponge. Kinda eerie.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (pDt9x)



I was considering politely asking you to get out of my head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

409 New one:

Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips

Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

410 408 We are in sync today Sponge. Kinda eerie.
Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (pDt9x)


I was considering politely asking you to get out of my head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 20, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

Posted by: tubal at April 20, 2026 01:32 PM (pDt9x)

411 384 "Trump is desperate to end war because gas is at levels not seen since Biden's presidency. He had no plan for the Strait of Hormuz."
-experts
...
Posted by: Archimedes at April 20, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)


Yep. Same experts who said the market would crash after he got elected the first time, and that Hillary was sure to win.

Realistically, they're not even trying to be accurate, they're just pushing enemy propaganda because that's what their Globalist puppet masters are apying them to do. It's stupid to even call them "stupid" - it's a complement, compared to what they are, which is just evil henchmen.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:32 PM (ovdkm)

412 381
It's been my experience that dogs rarely get sick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
--

Street dogs, hunting dogs, and border collies.
Other dogs others have been bred up to suit some fancy while natural health and immunities disregarded.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:33 PM (UPlzn)

413 Hiroshima called: "Better take the Unconditional Surrender offer."

Posted by: Nag A. Saki at April 20, 2026 01:33 PM (TezPK)

414 409 New one:

Eric Swalwell Charged 100 Big Booze Deliveries to His Campaign, as Well as Vegas Trips
Posted by: Archimedes
---

Shocking, booze and Vegas for a political campaign. I never...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 20, 2026 01:35 PM (UPlzn)

415 All I know is that Trump threatened to end a civilization with all caps, and then a ceasefire was announced.

He shouldn't have done that. Obviously, the ceasefire was just going to happen anyway, and he TACOd because he didn't nuke Tehran.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:29 PM (O35xg)


But you DIDN'T notice that the sudden need for a cease-fire was a BS reason? That it was supposedly because the Pakistani PM, or somebody talked him down from that? He was never going to do it, and he's threatening the same thing this time. Something will "magically" happen to interrupt it again.

He had a REASON for doing the cease-fire. It obviously wasn't what he said it was, we shouldn't EXPECT him to tell us the truth on exactly why he did it, and we CAN'T know the real reason, but we SHOULD know by now that he's an absolute genius at this stuff, that he's very much on our side, and it's all going to work out great, ultimately.

To say he shouldn't have done it is ridiculous - you don't even know what peices are on this chessboard, or where. I presume you're not even being literal, talking about nuking Iran.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ovdkm)

416 415
To say he shouldn't have done it is ridiculous - you don't even know what peices are on this chessboard, or where. I presume you're not even being literal, talking about nuking Iran.

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (ovdkm)

======

I was being facetious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (O35xg)

417 I was being facetious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (O35xg)


I always wondered how to spell "facetious"... LOL

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ovdkm)

418 I was being facetious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 20, 2026 01:42 PM (O35xg)


I always wondered how to spell "facetious"... LOL

Posted by: MrExcitement at April 20, 2026 01:44 PM (ovdkm)

Pretty wild that a guy who can't read can spell facetious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 20, 2026 01:47 PM (G1ktt)

419 Slow news day so I'll throw this out for your consideration. Three line horror stories.

My wife won't know where I've been.
Lights are off so I'll sneak in.
I hear the racking of a shotgun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 20, 2026 01:52 PM (ndZc7)

420 I'm afraid Crown Prince Pahlavi missed his chance...should've went to Tehran 3 weeks ago. Risky, but that's the game Pahvi!!

Posted by: therealADWarren at April 20, 2026 01:55 PM (nwLK6)

421 101 This one's low and slow over the plate for all you guys to riff on:

At Business Insider: "Actor Jane Seymour, 75, says she avoids sleep anxiety by keeping one thing close to her bed"
Posted by: gp at April 20, 2026 12:28 PM (N8ZBc)
=====
Would that be her favorite character, Buzz the vibrator?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 02:10 PM (JNTt1)

422 That's what ocean-going tugs are for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2026 12:49 PM (utfVc)

Sikorsky just towed a ship.

With a helicopter.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2026 02:16 PM (WYStd)

423 And we probably won't destroy their power plants either because we just don't have the balls anymore to finish a fight... Trump or no Trump.

Sorry to be an eeyore - I'm just sick of this stupid game.
======
It really makes more sense to destroy the main transmission lines out of the plants instead of the plants themselves. It causes tremendous pain to all involved, but repairs can be made relatively easy; it smacks the mullahs hard, yet lets the reasonable Persian recover without too much pain.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 20, 2026 02:19 PM (JNTt1)

424 Dumbest thing Trump has ever done is to try to out-crazy the crazy Iranians.

Posted by: mossomo at April 20, 2026 02:53 PM (pky95)

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