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A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.

Seal the northern border, reduce visas for Canadians, increase tariffs to 50%, permanently.

We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation.

Woman convicted of disfiguring biting attack given reduced sentence because she's Haitian


Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported

Four years is "too harsh" for eating the face of a stranger and disfiguring her for life?


By Tristin Hopper

A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence by a Quebec judge on the grounds that a harsher prison term would endanger her "precarious immigration status."


Just two days after Christmas in 2022, Macdala Monfiston spent eight minutes viciously attacking a woman outside a bar in Laval, Que., leaving the victim with bite marks all over her arms and face.

Court records described one of the facial wounds as being "several centimetres long, necessitating repeated treatments and leaving a prominent scar."

Video of the assault obtained by The Journal de Montreal shows Monfiston pulling the victim's hair, kicking her motionless form on the ground and straddling her body while biting at her face.

"When I tell people I was bit, they ask me what kind of animal, if it was by a pit bull. They can't believe it's a person who did this to me," the victim told the paper in a French-language interview.

Although good Samaritans attempted to intervene, they were held back by Monfiston's boyfriend.


After Monfiston pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in early 2025, a Court of Quebec judge sentenced her to four years in prison -- the sentence already a fraction of the maximum 14-year sentence set for the crime under the Criminal Code.

But in a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported.


Under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, anyone jailed for longer than two years is deemed guilty of "serious criminality," and loses their appeal rights in the case of a removal order.


"The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

I'm done with Canada. I'm done with Europe.

Cut them off and leave them to rot.

And it's time to consider separating some states from the US.

Kathy Hochul's pardon travesty lifts immigrant criminals over Americans' safety

By Daniel McCarthy

How far will New York Gov. Kathy Hochul go to keep immigrant criminals in this country?

So far she'll even pardon a man convicted of an aggravated felony, if that's what it takes to prevent the US Supreme Court from setting a restrictionist precedent.

Keisy Guerrero Mariano is a Dominican who spent two years in prison for committing a violent crime -- second-degree assault.

Guerrero Mariano, known as "G.M." in court documents, is exactly the sort of lawbreaker Americans overwhelmingly want to see deported.

But not Hochul; she granted him clemency on Aug. 28.

His case stood out from those of the other five people she pardoned that day.

The others were non-violent offenders who'd committed their crimes decades ago -- two in the 1980s, two in the '90s, and just one as recently as 2007.

G.M. was convicted in 2015.

Yet the governor decided he merited special leniency, for political reasons.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested G.M. in 2020, intending to deport him based on his criminal record.

ICE had to let him go in 2022, however, because of a nationwide injunction related to COVID that required the agency to review custody of individuals with certain medical conditions.

While ICE had him, though, G.M.'s lawyers challenged the agency's right to hold him for a prolonged time without a bond hearing.

That's what Hochul's pardon is really about.

President Donald Trump's Justice Department planned to make the Dominican's appeals a test case before the Supreme Court -- one likely to establish that G.M. and others like him are not entitled to a bond hearing.

Bond hearings are an easily exploited weakness in America's immigration security: They protract the legal process of deporting lawbreakers, while also giving them an opportunity to get out of detention temporarily -- and then permanently, by failing to show up when they're due for their next hearing.

G.M. came to this country legally in 2011, but he forfeited any right to remain here once he committed a felony.

Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

Below, video of the horrifying biting attack by the nurse/doctor/engineer. You can see the biting going on in background. And halfway through the mauling, samaritans come by to stop it, but her boyfriend, who is also a future tech mogul on the level of Tony Stark, block people from assisting the ravaged woman so that his feral monster of a girlfriend can finish eating her face.

You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM




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1 uno

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (AKptf)

2 Best and brightest, yo. Best. And. Brightest.

All these future physicians are so vital to our national fabric.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)

3 Like New York, Virginia is also changing the rules to release murderers.

Spanberger replaced the entire State Parole Board with her own people, who immediately started paroling murderers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (gLYp7)

4 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

5 "read"; the description is bad enough

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (AKptf)

6 Clearly she was just following her cultural norms...

You know... Cannibalism...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (mP0Kj)

7 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

8 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)

9 Walking Dead come to life so to speak

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (Q0yOR)

10 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

11 Didn't Haiti invent the "Zombi"?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (88C+u)

12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt8)

13
Those Haitian engineers. What scamps!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (eRlcH)

14 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

It's exactly that.

Attempt to interfere, and you'll be attacked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

15 Old hotness: Haitians eating pets.
New hotness: Haitians chomping Canadians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (fbleX)

16 And I'm done with many federal judges:

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
·
3h
In a stunning political move, the chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year.

Patrick Schiltz, who admitted his longtime involvement in a pro-migrant nonprofit, reveals how judges remained on their cell phones nonstop to halt deportation proceedings. And rather than evaluate each case individually—as is required—the judges developed pro forma orders (as I predicted) to immediately stop cases in their tracks.

This is something:

Schiltz: “Some judges built templates of legal orders so they could respond quickly to some of the detention issues that were arising again and again.”


Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)

17 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

invoke that Monroe Doctrine ASAP.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)

18 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM


Leave them too it. Zombies need brainzzz. They'll starve up there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (P6lWH)

19
Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported


Remember the reason there is a threat of deportation is that when people wrote this law they assumed you would of course just deport violent criminals.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

20 Canadian refugees allowed conditionally; that they are never allowed citizenship and must leave whenever rational governance returns to Canada. And they must be of European descent, no fucking muslims or aliens from other countries.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (iLKq8)

21 Yum............ Yum........... Canadian Bacon !!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (qDw3H)

22 Don't worry, the victim will enjoy the benefits of Canada's free health care system.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

23
Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

___________

What's been in the news too much recently is this helicopter crash in Los Angeles. But anything that would get a passing mention if it happened anywhere else is OMG!!! when it's in LA or NYC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (eRlcH)

24 12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Having Canada as our hat is no different than having any other EU country there. Shouldn't be a surprise that Carney thumbed his nose at Trump and is seeking membership in the EU.

They are all run by open borders globalists. Lots of people think the WEF and the UN and other globalist organizations were a real threat. I bet they do now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

26 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM
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I did not have that on my dance card for 2026.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (amcLV)

27 "Bitten By Devils" a true story. Isn't it Tucker that says he was bitten by demons in the night? There are old stories of evil spirits biting people, but real people biting people seems worse. The boyfriend should have been charged as an accomplice ... or is he another illegal, so not guilty?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (vbXSk)

28 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.
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[shrugs]

C'est le guerre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

29 Montreal is also where religious Jews are scared to go out in public thanks to the all the peaceful Muslims who have ben imported into the city.

Posted by: Mon Dieu at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (Bl+DZ)

30 The right: When you bring people in from a shithole country your country will start mirroring theirs

The left: That's racist. Obviously there are violent Haitians just because it has a violent corrupt society

The news: A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

31
Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

Well played, sir!

Posted by: moki at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wLjpr)

32 Cyprus, Malta and...Canada. go for it.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (AKptf)

33 You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.
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Thanks, ace.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (DBEh4)

34
A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

_________

Maybe the stranger was speaking in English. That's a capital offense in Quebec.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

35 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

We cannot spare this woman; she bites!

Posted by: Canada at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (p5Pt8)

36 Trump: And let me tell you, you don't want your face eaten by a leopard. Its not fun. You won't like you it feels. You won't like to look in the mirror afterwards.

Canadians: F*ck you Trump. If we want to have our faces eaten by leopards you can't stop us you fascist! We have autonomy and just watch us go!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

37 Holy. Shit. Why can't we just shoot these mofos on the street and save time bringing them before a (spit!) 'understanding' magistrate? The sooner we sever all ties with the Canucks and declare them a hostile foreign power, the better …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ayRl+)

38 Only 1 haitian did this let’s paint the entire community this way, racist!!

Maybe a few are doing this but no big deal

Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.

It’s awesome that Haitians do this and here is why opposing it is racist.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

39 Only 1 haitian did this let’s [not] paint the entire community this way, racist!!


Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

Now ask them to do gun owners after a shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)

40 Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.
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There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

41 Advise Canadians of a lead wall down the middle of the Great Lakes of America.
Line the lakes with full timers, give them free hookups and bonus money for confirmed kills.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (iLKq8)

42 Hasn't she suffered enough already? The stress from worrying about deportation, being separated from her family, and most importantly, the backlash against the migrant community.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Jurors at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (xDw5z)

43 Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)
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Heh.

Yeah, that ranks pretty low on my give-a-shit-o-meter.

Still have no desire to see a zombie movie come to life.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (DBEh4)

44 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (5U1m0)

45 Anglo-Canucks: Some canadian bacon and a coffee from Tim Horton's would hit the spot

Franco-Canucks: Wee, wee I could go for some Poutine and a nice wine!

Haitian-Canucks: Excuse me do you mind if I gnaw on your face for a bit I'm feeling a big peckish

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

46 Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

I don't think the one follows the other. ICE should just pick him and let his pro bono lawyers fight it, keeping the controversy alive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (4NO2D)

47 At least the Haitians in Haiti know you are supposed to cook someone before eating them.

This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

48 Fortunately in Minnesota, our governor is too stupid to thwart ICE. Walz recently pardoned a guy who assalted a young girl to keep him from being deported. The guy was deported anyway.

Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sbsMc)

49 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

Speaking of the devil, I wonder if he's invited that creep that got deported yesterday over to dinner? Metaphorically speaking, of course...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (ZgwKJ)

50 This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Head cheese while it's still on the head!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (amcLV)

51 Sergeant Preston would be so ashamed of his county now …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (ayRl+)

52 Any non-citizen that commits a felony in the country should be shot.

Let's make this easy.

And if non-citizens don't want to be shot they can either not come or not commit a felony with the US

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

53 Raw barbacoa

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)

54
"Night of the Eating Haitians"

CHUD (Cannibalistic Haitian Un-Deportables)



Call me Hollywood!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (eR5WW)

55 There's a possibility they could deport her...and they didn't just pardon her!?!?!? What kind of monsters are running Canada these days!!??!?

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (xDw5z)

56 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Yeah, I read speculation that he was the victim of a directed energy weapon, as was another high ranking guy there.
Why he beat feet back to Chyna.
I read it on the internet, so you know...

Posted by: MkY at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (q6tQZ)

57 @ 53 Raw barbacoa — Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)
___________________________________

So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (ayRl+)

58 The last time there was a face eating, it was due to bath salts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (oHCVF)

59 The voodoo is strong in this one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)

60
I'm less concerned about the Hungry Haitian than I am about Hochul's move. Is Bruce Blakeman a noisemaker? I wish someone would scream about that ambitious, person-hating bitch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XJ22o)

61 Some people living in Canada are more equal than others

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (5rh/l)

62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx

Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)

63 Is Face Gnawing one of the events in the Haitian Long Pig Show and Rodeo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wVcYX)

64 They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.



Posted by: Donald Trump at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wGerL)

65 So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?
Posted by: Dr_No

Why....yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (oHCVF)

66 The Believers was a pretty horrifying movie

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (Q0yOR)

67 I'll take it as read into the record, ace. Why the heck do the horror writers have to be right?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (aJQbY)

68 @ 62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
____________________

So we're all supposed to throw up and go blind, then … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (ayRl+)

69 Macdala Monfiston looks like Simon Phoenix

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

70 Huh. OT sort of. Insty has a bit on Merz in Germany calling Free Speech a 'libertarian American thing' that he does not share.

We have to quit playing with these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

71 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5U1m0)

72 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Seriously. He cooks them first?

Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

73 So they're not just eating the dogs and cats I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (tof11)

74 Who names their kid Macdala?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

75 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

76 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.


We have legislated Darwin out of existence.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

77 In a somewhat related story:

- "The chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year." via Julie Kelly on X

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)

78 Live and Let Die

Posted by: 007 at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wVcYX)

79
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway, Papa say

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (5C90x)

80 > You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

Gap tooth AND titty tats! What a looker!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)

81 It's going to come down to vigilantism. When judges side with criminals, the people will need to intervene. If they consistently side with criminals, the people will need to intervene against judges.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (dGEJD)

82
*walks into Haitian restaurant*

"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

83 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

84 In Haiti the woman was a good tester. She was just trying local French-Canadian cuisine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (oUMhY)

85 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Smartphones

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (XvL8K)

87 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM


I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

88 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

In the old days being a certain type of stupid would get you killed before your kids grew to adulthood.

Now we give those people government dollars taken from the nominal smart people.

And remember the iron law of supply and demand. You get more of what you pay for and less of what you penalize

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

89
Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

__________

If Quebec were to gain independence, every language law in the rest of Canada would be repealed 20 minutes later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (eRlcH)

90 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Honestly lack of will on the part of right leaning pols.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

91 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
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My plan is progressing nicely.

Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

92 this isn't a law, but stems from the R v. Pham 2013 supreme court case. That is when the SC set the precedent that judges must take the impact to immigration status into account.

can see two reasons covered in the article why her immigration status was considered:
1- She arrived in Canada at the age of two
2- She is a single mother of 4 Canadian citizens (3 in her custody).

Deporting people who arrived before they can form conscious memories or coherently communicate is morally dubious. Deporting someone who arrived as a baby is not the same as deporting someone who arrived voluntarily as an adult.

is kinda her own fault for not getting Canadian citizenship, she chose to remain Haitian

You know we're done for when majority of people aren't even outraged by this privileged treatment of "immigrants"

Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)

Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol 

Stereotypes are earned, not given.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (xDw5z)

93 >>>"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Cheek meat and salivary glands are good with eggs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (5C90x)

94 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM

I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

That would apply anywhere not just Canada.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

95 74 Who names their kid Macdala?

prolly has a brother named macncheez

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (v3pYe)

96 Prime Minister Narendra Modi stopped his speech midway to ask Chinese President Xi Jinping if “it is okay?". ...after noticing that Xi looked uncomfortable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (iLKq8)

97 No other people in the Caribbean like the haitians. They are a dirty, stupid stiff necked people who are not good for anything. Like canadians themselves.

Posted by: Bon Chance at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (P4iUb)

98 Don't you understand: Face-Eating is an advanced level of plastic surgery, developed in Haiti. This woman is not just a doctor, but a licensed surgeon, with a medical degree from the Port-au-Prince Institute of Voodoo and Cannibalism.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Av6i5)

99 This is why you carry a gun. The appeals process ends right there.

When people lose confidence in the courts and justice system, people take the law and their families protection into their own hands.

But we should totally elect more Democrats because the price of gas is too high.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (6eubQ)

100 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)

101 >>Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.

Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (viF8m)

102 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
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My plan is progressing nicely.
Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

Intelligence and morals atrophy when not required or used.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)

103 Out: That's a beautiful French-Canadian girl, I could figuratively just eat her up

In: F*ck you cracker I will literally eat you up

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

104 Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM


Challenge ... accepted!

Posted by: Scott Weiner (D-CA) & The Folsom Street Faire at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)

105 Where the fuck is that- Zombie Land Canada?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (6eubQ)

106 86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
__________

Smartphones


as the phones get smarter, the species gets dumber. almost like there's some conservation of smartness principle at work.

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

107 Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol

Stereotypes are earned, not given.


It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (guGkK)

108 Haitians are scum. They shouldn't even be allowed
to exist in Haiti.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ca8Qt)

109 >appeals court judges Suzanne, Christine, and Genevieve
==

I think I see the problem here

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0bjKf)

Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead

Republican candidate for Senator from Michigan Mike Rogers has done the unthinkable and refused a debate with radical Islamic dogslayer Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed because the "moderator" is not moderate all. She's a leftist hack with a history of open partisanship on El-Sayed's behalf.

The Republican announced he will not participate in Tuesday night's FOX 2 Detroit debate, with his campaign pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of "bias and favoritism" toward El-Sayed.

"Michiganders deserve to see their candidates engage in a healthy, fair debate -- not one compromised by media bias," said Alyssa Brouillet, communications director in a statement. "Roop Raj has made his position clear, from praising Abdul as 'brilliant,' to being celebrated by Hasan Piker as 'my GOAT,' and bragging about his political stunts. Mike looks forward to making his case to working families and to making Abdul answer to voters for the conman he is."

Relatedly: MSNOW's hard-left political operatives -- Symone Sanders was a campaign spokeswoman for Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, so you know she's a Real Journalist (TM) -- get on Hasan Piker not about his pro-terrorism, pro-murder stances, but for not following the Democrat election-deception campaign of "moderating" his speech for 50 days to Con the Rubes.


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman


MSNOW had Hasan Piker on their podcast with Symone Sander and Eugene Daniels.

Fascinating exchange here.

The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season.

Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?

Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless."

Daniels: "You don't know that."

They're talking about comments Piker made over the 9/11 anniversary. (While he still has the photo of the flaming towers on his wall here).

Look at the hosts' expressions and reactions during the clip.

They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.

The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist.

Sanders is former campaign operative, so she especially is confounded here as someone who knows how to execute that playbook.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Excellent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

3 Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead
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I'd vote for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX)

4 Ugh, willowed

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:21 PM (4KUe5)

5 More conservative candidates need to pull Mike Rogers' move

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (+sn2B)

6 Roop Raj. Is she one of the Back Bay Raj's?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (guGkK)

7 "Roop Raj" Backwards, that's Poor Jar. Just sayin.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 This is how it's done. Fuck those people.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (gLYp7)

9 Look at the hosts' expressions and reactions during the clip.

They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.

The Democrat playbook demands you moderate for an election then go back to being a leftist extremist.
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HE'S A STREAMER FROM CALIFORNIA!

'Nuff said.

Amirite?

Fetch!

/tight black t shirt

Posted by: Achmed Mohammad ElWhatever at September 17, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

10 PRO TIP: Don't play Roop-a-Doop, Mike!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)

11 The legacy media hosts simply can't wrap their heads around why Piker won't shut up and/or moderate for election season.

Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now. Ulululululu!"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

12 I suppose I should watch, but I don't want see anything that awful anti Semite, Muslim
and anti America Piker has to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (JrHfD)

13 Wait - this thread was posted only two minutes ago and I am not even in the top ten?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (GMWTj)

14 Roop Raj?

Character from The Fifth Element?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (p4w7z)

15 Can...can it be??? Can the GOP FINALLY have learned? I may need to sit down.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

16 Just recently, Piker said that America is 'pound for pound' a greater sponsor of terrorism than al Qaeda.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (gLYp7)

17 Roop Raj.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)

18 I wish Republicans would make this play more often. I've seen so many campaigns tanked because some Republican is desperate to participate in a debate or interview that no one will watch (until they made some horrible gaffe because that was the plan all along)

Trump especially seems to just like walking into these things. Like how many times is he going to storm out of an interview?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (+8UYc)

19 A crazed bald black woman, a commie jihadist and a raging homosexual walk into a bar....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (oUMhY)

20 Can’t figure out why Hasan Piker won’t shut up?

Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)

21 Roop Raj, was he the guy that was deported because of Jerry Seinfeld's negligence?

Posted by: Very Bad Man at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Fn+3X)

22 Trump especially seems to just like walking into these things. Like how many times is he going to storm out of an interview?

As many as it takes?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

23 No one knew this little p.o.s. even was 2 months ago. Keep talking bro. Educate us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (RIvkX)

24 The candidate that pushes for a debate is behind in internal polling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq8)

25 Indian women have to keep careful watch over their chai, lest Raj slip some roopies in there.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

26 There is no way we'll ever get a fair shake from the press, which despite its protestations of neutrality, is utterly and completely on Team Left. Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

27 Don't even try to curry favor with Roop, Mike.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (guGkK)

28 The candidate that pushes for a debate is behind in internal polling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (iLKq

Sometimes I just want to push my poll internally...
- Talarico

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (gLYp7)

29 Yeah, what’s a Roop Raj?

Star Wars name.

No thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

30 15 Can...can it be??? Can the GOP FINALLY have learned? I may need to sit down.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

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Uncouth, blowhard Donald Trump had to make enemies in the party by firing a bunch of high level RNC operatives.

It was too high of a risk. Too many people pissed off. He shouldn't have done it and just tried to win and completely change strategies without ruffling any feathers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (RtL9D)

31 Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

Seconded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (gLYp7)

32 pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of "bias and favoritism" toward El-Sayed.

Why would a Senate candidate be campaigning overseas?

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)

33 20 Can’t figure out why Hasan Piker won’t shut up?

Dude’s been saying this stuff openly for his entire career and it’s never been a scandal. Guessing it’s so obvious to him he doesn’t think he should moderate his cry - this is who he is and has always been.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:24 PM (4KUe5)

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It'd be like campaigning with Howard Stern in the 80s.

He's just a shock jock and says things controversial to get attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (RtL9D)

34 Why would a Senate candidate be campaigning overseas?

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 01:27 PM (rTiUi)

Because that's where the oversight-free money comes from?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (gLYp7)

35 I would say you only refuse a debate if you believe you're sufficiently ahead, because you can only lose.

Remember when after the debate with Kellatio, Trump said he was done debating? He knew he was doing well everywhere and could afford to tell her to fuck off.

But then, I think Sayed is a plant, and very convenient with his chiseled all american terrorist out of nowhere bona fides.

So this is definitely the race to watch. My prediction: fucker. Lots and lots of fuckery. Which I know isn't much of a prediction but he's quite clearly the lynchpin of the DNC-DSA op. So we will see.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (kM43H)

36 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

37 It is funny to see two freaks counsel the third freak to slow his roll, people might notice their freakiness and spook the voters!


Yeah, way ahead of you.
We see you — all of you.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (4KUe5)

38 >They know he's an election liability so they are absolutely perplexed as to why Piker is going to do Piker things.
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Piker knows Mohammed's going to lose so he's going to keep his clicks. (integrity man)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (iLKq8)

39 I'm so sick of these Subcontinentals. Wish they'd go back to curryland.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

40 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.


Or something that dog on Scoobie Doo would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)

41 Sari, nope, never heard of Roop Raj.

Posted by: Man From Calcutta at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)

42 Maybe Democrats saw that Trump got away with saying all kinds of crazy shit and still got elected 3 times - and are seeing how far they can push it.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (kM43H)

43 "Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now."

Uh, muslims aren't allowed to have dogs as pets. That's actually a good reason to require immigrants to get a dog as soon as they get here.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (GMWTj)

44 If El-Sayed loses a winnable senate race, does it strengthen Schumer's argument that he needs to keep his senate seat against a far-left, brown-faced primary opponent?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (RtL9D)

45 Roop, roop, roop roop of earl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (oUMhY)

46 sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (1gAlb)

47 Or something that dog on Scoobie Doo would say.

Huh. I am no reliably informed that the dog on Scooby Doo was named Scooby Doo. IOW, the show was eponymous.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

48 In other news, the 3,500 Islamic 'migrants' being forcibly installed in Piddington, England (population 350) may not go there after all.

The Government found newts that need protecting.

The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)

49 In what context is it okay to make jokes about 3000 dead Americans?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)

50 Posted by: Paul at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (1gAlb)

Yeah. They raised dogs the way we raise chickens - and for the same reason.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)

51 Nah, I don’t think it’s like Howard Stern, not exactly.

Stern knew what he was doing and reveled in it.
Piker is a true believer who did his Commie training in Cuba earlier this year. This is no shtick, this is unvarnished Piker. He thinks his opinions are so self-evident he doesn’t have to moderate.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)

52 48 In other news, the 3,500 Islamic 'migrants' being forcibly installed in Piddington, England (population 350) may not go there after all.

The Government found newts that need protecting.


They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

53 In what context is it okay to make jokes about 3000 dead Americans?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (2Xqig)

None. In none context.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (gLYp7)

54
The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

That's so Eft up!

Posted by: Newt Kiley at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (Fn+3X)

55 52
They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (Riz8t)

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Double, double toil and trouble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (RtL9D)

56 Romney would, I think, have gotten a lot more votes if he'd stood up to Candy Crowley, called her a "fat ugly hog" to her face, and stormed out.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:33 PM (88C+u)

57 They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

58 Walking into a debate when you know the deck is stacked against you is not a good idea. Trump can do it because in spite of it he will tell it like it is. He would blast the moderator as well as his opponent. But their are few Trumps in the world.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (xJpuh)

59 Muzzies won't rape newts. Learn something new every day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (oUMhY)

60 Rougarou

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (viF8m)

61 The Government found newts that need protecting.

The UK cares more about NEWTS than about British women and girls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:30 PM (gLYp7)

NEWTS are very important. They decide what career field a witch or wizard will spend their lives in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

62 Does India have journalists with names like Bob Smith?

Roop Raj? Really?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (tof11)

63 NEWTS are very important. They decide what career field a witch or wizard will spend their lives in.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

I got better!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (gLYp7)

64 Newts are SO worth protecting!

Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

65 Just another example of younger Leftists (Piker) not being able to play the "game of politics." They are going to put it right out in front of you because their narcicistic twisted little minds tell them they are always, ALWAYS correct. And, they are doing you a favor by enlightening you.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (dIske)

66 . They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!
Posted by: Archimedes
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Keep Calm and Ring Carson for Tea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

67 57 They (the government) are scared. They know unrest is brewing. BREWING, I say!

The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

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Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.

Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.

It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (RtL9D)

68 I'm trying to write a funny poem about Roop but I can't think of a rhyme.
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (88C+u)

69 Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?


In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!

The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (5rh/l)

70 John Ball. Not John Bull.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

71 70 John Ball. Not John Bull.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

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The man who made the mistake in the subtitles has been sacked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (RtL9D)

72 Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:32 PM (4KUe5)

Just remember. No Democrat veers from the script.

If he's saying stuff it's because he's being *allowed* to if not outright encouraged, and no other reason.

The rest of the party gets to go hands off a little and seem moderate and sensible in comparison. Fun game they're playing.

Makes them harder to touch. He gets to say the things they want to say and they get to pretend they are somehow offended and have no part in it. Who do you attack, and how? The party is already "disavowing".

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:36 PM (kM43H)

73 Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.

Including the big spring roll himself, Xi Jinping. You'd think a Chinese would be immune to Delhi Belly.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

74 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander
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Locally, it is the Hellbender that is of concern.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

75 Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I learned that the Peasant's Revolt has been a mainstay of socialist literature for over a century, twisting the actual story of the everyman up against a feudal structure and turning it into something about capitalism.

Tracking on the film was so bad, that the distributor tried to sell it as a Robin Hood movie.

It didn't work. $3 million opening weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It was a mess.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Roop Doggy Dogg

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (oqH4h)

77 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

People who say “they can’t be a devout Muslim because they support trans, own a dog blah blah blah” are falling for the op. They are allowed to do this to fool us.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)

78 The ghosts of John Bull and Wat Tyler are astir!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)
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IIRR, Wat Tyler was killed by the Mayor of London with a short sword.

Mayors used to be badass.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (amcLV)

79 Hasan kinda outed Symone as a centrist and a zionist. She got cooked in the comments. Her fans were shut down when an actual progressive showed that she's a centrist democrat but much better at hiding it.

At another point, Symone looks legitimately upset that Hasan compares Palestinian resistance to her protesting police brutality.

Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢

The comments say it all. Very clearly normie Libs, not Hasan fans, and they're eating her alive. Regular ass Democratic voters are fucking fed up with their party. Wild stuff.

And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

she’s so fucking spineless and the exact reason why I will never support a shit lib. Our Pinkerton strike breakers will be bisexual women of color.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

80 75 It was a mess.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 01:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

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Greengrass is a guy I want to like.

But I never even knew he had made an Apple movie about a bus until like a few weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (RtL9D)

81 I've seen so many campaigns tanked because some Republican is desperate to participate in a debate"

But winning a debate is so... dreamy!

It's the bee's knees!

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (pfXMo)

82 "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

Posted by: Zombie Al Czervik at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (H4qGm)

83 They are allowed to do this to fool us.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (4KUe5)

You know who else is allowed to be devout and fool us?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (kM43H)

84 68 I'm trying to write a funny poem about Roop but I can't think of a rhyme.
Off topic, I hear a bunch of "BRICS" honcos met in India recently and most got sick.
Posted by: 88C+u

Quite serious. At last report, they are still shitting BRICS.

Posted by: Cal Colace at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (Fn+3X)

85 Andrew Garfield who is in The Uprising was the narrator of questions on Jeopardy about the 1400s in Britain.
The movie flopped however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (oUMhY)

86 36 Roop Raj

Sounds like a really bad tasting Pakistani soup.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

Sounds like a villain from Johny Quest...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (mP0Kj)

87 79 At another point, Symone looks legitimately upset that Hasan compares Palestinian resistance to her protesting police brutality.

Its so sad to see people understand the right of one protest and see the other form as somehow being unjustified. 😢

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

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Black people will offer support to the Palestinian cause as long as Palestinians acknowledge that black Americans have it worse because of slavery.

Intersectionality stack, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (RtL9D)

88 Trying to write a funny poem?

ROOP, there it is!
ROOP, there it is!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:40 PM (4KUe5)

89 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:38 PM (xDw5z)

Yes. That's what the left learned. The October 7th attacks were something to be repeated as often as possible because the terms of discourse have changed.

Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

90 Susanville is named for Susan Roop, daughter of the territorial governor of Nevada.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (amcLV)

91 89 Yes. That's what the left learned. The October 7th attacks were something to be repeated as often as possible because the terms of discourse have changed.

Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

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Palestinians won the narrative.

And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.

But they won the narrative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (RtL9D)

92 "There is no way we'll ever get a fair shake from the press, which despite its protestations of neutrality, is utterly and completely on Team Left. Therefore, we need to allow each candidate to pick the moderator who will question his opponent. Not only would that level the playing field, it would make for fantastic entertainment.
Posted by: Archimedes"

I don't even know why journalist should be the moderators, or they think that should be their job. I would rather see a group of 3-5 of people selected/agreed to by the campaigns to ask the question. Professionals, working people, ex-military, cops, lawyers, doctors etc... Hell, l'd even prefer party partisans to the supposedly neutral journalists.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (GUOwU)

93 Ugh, yes, hadn’t considered Piker is being allowed to say this and the others are performatively scolding.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (4KUe5)

94 @67

>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.

His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

95 There was a woman named Roop
Which also rhymes with Poop.

Posted by: that's all there is at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (MWfyi)

96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!

Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

97 94 @67

>>Paul Greengrass just released his Wat Tyler movie.

I would say his three best films in order are United 93, The Bourne Identity and Captain Phillips.

His you are there realism can work brilliantly in given the right script and material.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 01:42 PM (XV/Pl)

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Green Zone bored me to tears, but he's otherwise made good films.

Bloody Sunday is great, but I do wonder if I'd like it as much if I knew about the Troubles more. Is he as dishonest there as he is in his other more explicitly political work? I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (RtL9D)

98 Believe them when they tell you what they want. They're telling you they want you dead.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:41 PM (gLYp7)

They want us dead and our kids groomed for use in their sexual degeneracy.

Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

99 Stupid phone

Posted by: They've told us and shown us at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

100 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

A more articulate commenter might have substituted the phrase, "taught us" but, whatever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)

101 Roop Raj looks like he be better suited handing out robes and towels at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 01:45 PM (5C90x)

102 Piker's message is clear: you must submit.

I can understand his point of view, he has seen this very approach be successful in areas like what sort of washing machine you can buy, what sort of car you can buy, what shitty computer is available only with continual updates and data extraction from the software company, and crappy plastic goods from China we can buy, and which politicians we are allowed to vote for.

Piker merely wants to be the next Bill Gates, or failing that, the next manager working under the next Bill Gates, with the future being assured and inescapable.

I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

103 Contribute to my GoFundMe. Search "Roopies for ROOP!"

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)

104 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

105 IIRR, Wat Tyler was killed by the Mayor of London with a short sword.

Sigh, the current Mayor of London has a short sword, IYKWIMAITTYD. -- Jimmy Talarico

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (ExV1e)

106 Palestinians won the narrative.
And they lost their lives, homes, treasure, access to Iranian funds, and tunnels.
But they won the narrative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's all they need to do. They can replace their useless population. The international community won't let Israel wipe them out. But they WILL allow Israel to be wiped out. The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)

107 They want us dead and our kids groomed for use in their sexual degeneracy.
Posted by: They've told us and shoen at September 17, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)
___

The can want all they want.
Come after me and mine, see what happens.

Jesus told us to grab a sword for a reason.

I may die, but I know where I'll end up, and I will be taking others with me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:49 PM (DBEh4)

108 106 That's all they need to do. They can replace their useless population. The international community won't let Israel wipe them out. But they WILL allow Israel to be wiped out. The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:48 PM (xDw5z)

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Good luck rebuilding the tunnels without the Iranian funds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (RtL9D)

109 No newts here.

Southeastern 5 lined skinks are all over the place.

*yes, I had to look it up*

Cool looking little creatures.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 01:50 PM (2Cry5)

110 Roop Raj

Known for being the all-star quarterback that led his high school team to the state championship, I'm sure.

Posted by: pookysgirl shouldnot need a sarc tag at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (Wt5PA)

111 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels.

I've commented before about how Eskimos supposedly have [ n ] words for different kinds of snow, Muslims have multiple different words for different kinds of lying. And for pretty much the same reason.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 01:51 PM (kVwcy)

112
I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

I have an old stackable w/d combo that I will never get rid of because it uses water, lots of water and actually cleans the clothes. If I could find another old one I'd be so happy and I hope I can find parts for the one I do have forever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 01:52 PM (tof11)

113 Roop! There he is!
Roop! There he is!
Roop! There he is!

Posted by: It's catchy at September 17, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

114 96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

No love for me though? *sighs*.

Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)

115 114 96 64 Newts are SO worth protecting!
Posted by: Sal A. Mander at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Fn+3X)

Word!
Posted by: N. Gingrich at September 17, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

No love for me though? *sighs*.

Posted by: Nute Gunray at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (oPFtC)

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Great. Now there are two of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (RtL9D)

116 Make home appliances great again!

Posted by: 2028 campaign slogan at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (2Ez/1)

117 And people in here were all doom and gloom because of the coordinated attacks on Hasan, not learning the lessons October 7 teached us in terms of discourse and how it can change very quickly.

I like how the lessons learned from Oct 7th have nothing to do with the victims, or even the perpetrators, but how it affected messaging and online discourse.

I think the Israelis (at t least the current government) took away the real lesson- the Palestinians will never accept a peaceful coexistence, they're a suicidal murder cult that has done nothing but try to exterminate us for the last 70+ years, and will continue for the next 70+ year. The international community is against us, and our only real ally (The US) could turn at any minute. We need to strike now and completely eradicate the Palestinians while we can.

"From the river to the sea, Palestine must cease to be."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (xDw5z)

118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

119 Reliably left "Detroit News" endorses Rogers because of concerns about Al Sayed's past. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)

120 Piker owning a dog is Maruna. Similar to Taqiyya, it is exemption from Islamic law in order to fool the infidels. Things like marrying a Jewish Congressman. He likely does this to appear more mainstream.

Plus, you get in more trouble for administering electric shocks to dog which aren't yours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

Piker is about as Muslim as he is a Commie as he is a Progressive. He got a dog to look good to his audience because America likes dogs. He makes money in streaming while he talks up anticapitalism. He shouts about landlords while his mother has huge properties in CA. When he visits China he's Mao not Muslim. He claims to be white half the time and "brown" or "Muslim" when he needs minority status. None of it means much.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

122 121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)

123 Eh, (slowly backs out of room).

Musloids do what Musloids do and Rogers is smart to avoid the stupid and lame debates moderated by Dem operatives acting as objective media leaders.

I have a 88 GEW sight slide to fix so I will bow out for now.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

124 118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

But... no Jihad...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (mP0Kj)

125 121 Just WTH is this "international community?"

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

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Small, weak countries trying to bully powerful countries into doing their bidding.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:58 PM (RtL9D)

Anti western westerners using the names of small weak countries to bully powerful countries.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

126 @121

>>Just WTH is this "international community?"


The “international community” is a cheap, fraudulent myth manufactured by a global cartel of high-rent politicians, corporate predators, and defense contractors to paper over the ugly reality of global chaos. It is a cynical PR slogan designed to disguise raw, naked geopolitical greed as an elite, high-minded cocktail party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (XV/Pl)

127 What those numbnuts in the MSM don't understand is that the Marxist loonies aren't interested in running for office. They're running for the power trip.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (rj6Yv)

128 Mike Rogers, have you stopped beating your wife?

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 02:01 PM (RIvkX)

129 Ah Froot Roop?

Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (MWfyi)

130 "It is a cynical PR slogan designed to disguise raw, naked geopolitical greed as an elite, high-minded cocktail party."

But other than that...

Posted by: Official Spokeswipe for the alleged International Community at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (2Ez/1)

131 Piker responded, "I wish you were wearing my dog's collar right now. Ulululululu!"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

We prefer "Ololo!"

Posted by: The priests from Age of Empires at September 17, 2026 02:03 PM (9ZFZd)

132 I bet the International Community has a HOA from Hell.

Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)

133 They should play Piker and Yabadabadullah’s remarks across the country.

Along with the DSA candidates.

Along with Jefferies and the rest of the sitting Democrats remarks on immigration enforcement, stacking the Supreme Court, eliminating ICE, how fraud prevention is racist and every other remark about what they want to do

These people are nuttier than squirrel shit.

But gas prices or something.

We wouldn’t lose a single race.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:05 PM (Cuw0G)

134 >>More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

>>But... no Jihad...

The whole region is being exposed for exactly what they are, poseurs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)

135 Talk shit, get hit.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (Cuw0G)

136 29 Yeah, what’s a Roop Raj?

Star Wars name.

No thanks.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:26 PM (4KUe5)

Wasn't Roop Raj a horn player in Max Rebo's band down on Tatooine?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 02:07 PM (9ZFZd)

137 It isn't "Hassan" Piker anymore. It's "Hans" Piker. He'd be much happier wearing black and red.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (rj6Yv)

138 Pikernlooks like the only thing he fights portion control.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (Cuw0G)

139 > I have spent the morning working on my ancient washing machine, I cannot buy one that is half as good at cleaning clothes now because Congress. So I am bitter

Speed Queen makes a simple, very rugged, effective washing machine.

You can also buy Trisodium Phosphate online or at the hardware store. TSP is a chemical that used to be in all of the good laundry soaps, but the EPA banned it for that use because it can cause algae blooms. I put a couple of tablespoons of TSP in the washer with my gym clothes.

I bought a 4.5lb bag of Savogran TSP and it'll probably last me a year.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:09 PM (mkw2N)

140 We're past 100 comments so I can cheer everyone up by talking about my kids. Pookette is in full-on teenager mode, but her favorite thing is to play with her little brother. Lil Pooky continues to refine his music-watching by memorizing the numpad on the keyboard to get to his favorite parts of mostly Slavic-composed live pieces. And Wee Pooky is getting bigger by the minute, letting me know that he doesn't like it when anything is against my stomach, even slightly.

Posted by: pookysgirl never has a dull moment at September 17, 2026 02:10 PM (Wt5PA)

141 Wasn't Roop Raj a horn player in Max Rebo's band down on Tatooine?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS

Fun fact: that band was founded Evar Orbis and was originally called Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2026 02:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

142 pookysgirl at least all seem content, can be worse

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (IfYAC)

143 Excellent update, pookysgirl!
Always live good news.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (4KUe5)

144 Good for Mike.

Tell those moslems to go back to moslemland where they belong and to wash their asses.

They smell.

Posted by: The Truth at September 17, 2026 02:14 PM (P4iUb)

145 Roop Raj. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at September 17, 2026 02:15 PM (GTw+O)

146 His friends called him the Roopster. He had a Big Wheel with the hand break and an SST car. Dad was scarred in Nam.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wGerL)

147 Unfortunate screenshot of this Symone Sanders.

Always flapping the gums.

As Mary Poppins instructed young Michael Banks:
"Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:17 PM (wVcYX)

148 Debates do matter.

Trump beat Hillary with debate help. He was unknown she was known. And he beat her ass because he understands how people think.

He knocked Biden flat out of the race in another debate. So they matter. He hammered immigration in the Kamala debate. So don't listen to anyone who tells you they don't matter.

In this case it's good that he's not bothering. The advantage is Sayeds as the less known person.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (kM43H)

149 Doom Roop avoided

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 02:18 PM (sOtuf)

150 Wifi was off

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

151 Roop Raj is his goat?

Like, in the Koranical sense?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (aJQbY)

152 Wifi was off
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

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Sorry, training a new guy.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (2UnvF)

153

124 118 >>The Palestinians can suffer a thousand losses, but the Israelis can't survive one, because the Muslims will never show mercy or coexist.

Pretty funny watching the Saudis ask for Israels help with the Houthis after Trump turned them down.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

More amusing? Houthis sent drones near Mecca, Islams holiest city...

But... no Jihad...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 01:59 PM

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Regarding the drone attack towards Mecca -- it occurs to me that maybe the Houthis did it to call the legitimacy of the Saudi government into doubt. Ineffective as protector of the holiest site in Islam.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 02:20 PM (VWtfl)

154 You know what all 12 have in common? All muslims.

>>@nickshirleyy
·
3m
>>🚨BOOM 12 Learers caught and busted for fraud. These Learers in San Diego had been living life in luxury stealing our tax dollars while never actually teaching children to lear. All 12 individuals are not even from America and stole $10 million dollars.

>>EXPOSE AND STOP IT ALL.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (viF8m)

155 I’m waiting for AI generated questions and moderators.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (W2Pud)

156 Why not just let the candidates question each other?

The questions could be as enlightening as the answers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)

157 What a genius he is. It's something else regardless??????????? What does that mean?
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Piker: "Because if it's not me, it's something else regardless."

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)

158 Reliably left "Detroit News" endorses Rogers because of concerns about Al Sayed's past. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/3bzf72fw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:55 PM (JrHfD)

This is fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong and they will let him lose. Maybe.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (kM43H)

159 It's weird that Mao Zap Dog said "pound for pound", given that's probably where he looks for dogs to shock.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (Cw4E2)

160 132 I bet the International Community has a HOA from Hell.
Posted by: A Chinee at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (MWfyi)

It's called the UN.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)

161 Also, I am eating a Hershey's Salted Caramel Creme candy bar to counteract the salad I have for lunch. I put it in the freezer to get cold and hard.

It is damn good.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)

162 I put it in the freezer to get cold and hard.

It is damn good.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:23 PM


You know what is also, how do you say, cold and hard?

Posted by: The Paolo, after being in the freezer at September 17, 2026 02:24 PM (Cw4E2)

163 NOOD!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)

164 17 Roop Raj.

*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:23 PM (DBEh4)
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Roop Raj= Turd Nozzle

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (JNTt1)

165 /sings...

Alley-ROop
(ROop-Roop, Roop, roop-roop)
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)
He lives 'way back a long time ago
(Alley-ROop, roop, roop, roop-roop)

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:26 PM (mP0Kj)

166 This is fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong and they will let him lose. Maybe.

I think the DNC was trying to get him to lose in the primary. They underestimated how many college girls desparately want a Muslim in their life, or at least their snizz.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (Cw4E2)

167 The International Community is the USA, if we feel like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (oUMhY)

168 Back to Tech Thread problem, plumbing leak

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

169 Headline (Newsweek):

"List of Democrats Who Voted To Stop Trump Impeachment Effort"

18 Dems voted for Green's impeachment resolution.

46 Dems voted "present", including Maxine Waters and Dan Goldman.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (rj6Yv)

170 Cool looking little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Hellbenders are 16 to 17 inches long on average, but they can grow to be more than 2 feet long and weigh more than 3 pounds. Image: https://shorturl.at/PUPve

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

171 Back to Tech Thread problem, plumbing leak
Posted by: Skip
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A friend ofmine has observed, 'It never should have been allowed inside the house'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (XeU6L)

172 Do not worry! I am tanned, rested and ready to, how you say, pilot your Ship of State.

Posted by: Captain Schettino at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Fn+3X)

Totally Normal Heterosexual Christian James Talarico Wants You to Know He Has a Favorite Drag Queen and He'd Like to Know Your Favorite Too

Thanks to Ed Morrissey for this horror.

Not only does he have a favorite drag queen at the ready when asked, but "she" is quite the beaut.

Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

Of course "she" does.

Matt Margolis writes about Talarico's favorite drag queen and "her" interest in children.

Alyssa Edwards is the stage name of Justin Dwayne Lee Johnson, a performer who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children," and who has spent years advocating for youth drag shows. Johnson has openly discussed sharing the stage with the young dancers he trains himself. "I remember being at World Pride in New York a few years back and sharing the stage with my dance students, one of the most powerful moments of my life," he told Out magazine.

In fact, the 2018 Netflix docuseries Dancing Queen featured Johnson's work with those young dancers. The Dallas Observer reported that Johnson called one 10-year-old male student his "mini-me," and that the child dressed as Johnson's drag alter ego during an episode of the show.


Remember when Talarico professed his love for "trans children?" Do you think it's just a coincidence that his favorite drag queen is one known for working with minors?

Nor is this the first time Talarico's affinity for kids in drag has surfaced.

Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

...

Photos from the event show Talarico chatting and posing for pictures while the boy performed a routine organizers billed as part of a "Youth Drag Show." One attendee even posted video of the child doing the splits on stage, being sexualized for the crowd.

Talarico is doing the Yasser Arafat messaging strategy of telling two completely different stories to two different audiences. For the left, he loves drag and has a favorite drag performer who targets children. But when it's time to pitch himself to moderates, he claims his prior statements were "cringey" and "missed the mark."

Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements.

His own lesbian pastor says so. (And of course he has a lesbian pastor.)

She reassured voters who are worried about Talarico's "moderate" messaging, telling them not to worry, Talarico is just pretending to be "moderate" "for the next 50 days," and the moment he wins, the real Talarico will be back and ready to rock out with his cock out.

An undercover journalist for the Daily Wire caught Rev. Babs Miller, a "minister" at St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Talarico's longtime "church," on hidden camera discussing exactly what we've suspected all along.

Talarico has drawn Republican criticism for his professed love for "trans children," claiming that there are seven genders, and that "God is non-binary."

Miller knows who Talarico is, and isn't buying his attempt to rebrand himself.

"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."

That's the whole scam, according to the guy's own "minister."

When the undercover journalist suggested Talarico simply "has to play this game" to win, Miller agreed, saying, "That's what his campaign has convinced him of." She added that the Democrat Party broadly is softening its posture on transgender issues, saying "his staff is encouraging him to kind of do the same thing, just for the next 50... days."


She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)

2 They know.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (kM43H)

3 This is the man to turn Texas blue because he says he's a Christian which will fool all the white exurban Texans because they are dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (RtL9D)

4 That "leak" is pure GOTV for Democrat lunatics BIRM

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)

5 This weirdo is exceptionally creepy. It belongs in a box, buried somewhere deep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

6 As Vance said, I don't want to see Talarico's browser history.

The guy is a creepy pedo android.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)

7
Talarico is the worst candidate. He could lose worse than Colin Allred

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (OkYzo)

8 Elections are a smoke screen for their agenda

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (IfYAC)

9 Non binary? What do they have against base two?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2OBCo)

10 Oopsie

Posted by: Okjohn at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (YoM3O)

11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2Xqig)

12 Having a favorite drag queen, or even knowing the name of a drag queen (other than Ru Paul, maybe), should be an instant dequalification for any public office on any level.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

13 Talarico is doing the Yasser Arafat messaging strategy of telling two completely different stories to two different audiences. For the left, he loves drag and has a favorite drag performer who targets children. But when it's time to pitch himself to moderates, he claims his prior statements were "cringey" and "missed the mark."

Of course he's lying about disavowing his past statements.


They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

14 Not only does he have a favorite drag queen at the ready when asked, but "she" is quite the beaut.

Close. He was asked who is his favorite drag queen IN TEXAS. Not nationally, or among celebrities, but he's expected to have a detailed enough knowledge of drag culture to know what states they're from.

And he had an immediate answer, because he DOES follow it that closely.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (t19vo)

15 This weirdo is exceptionally creepy. It belongs in a box, buried somewhere deep.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


...with a stake driven through heart, cold iron and silver implements driven through as well, holy wafers in mouth and holy water poured upon.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (OUMaO)

16 I'm telling you, he's a demon. He proves it almost every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ZgwKJ)

17 *fap fap fap fap fap*

Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

18 Sounded like he said Melissa Etheridge was his favorite drag queen?

Posted by: Rex B at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (R0XxO)

19 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Av6i5)

20 4 That "leak" is pure GOTV for Democrat lunatics BIRM

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:20 PM (kM43H)

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There are not nearly enough Democrats in Texas to undo the damage it'll do with Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)

21 As Vance said, I don't want to see Talarico's browser history.

The guy is a creepy pedo android.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3cUTc)
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*nods*

He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)

22 11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.
Posted by: huerfano

Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)

23 She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected.
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Dems live and breathe "By Any Means Necessary."

They mean it 110%.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (FZ29D)

24 Must be lucrative ."Alyssa" AKA justin is estimated to be worth 3 million dollars

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)

25 13 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

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Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (RtL9D)

26 Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)

27 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

28 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)

29 He's the new normal.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (0fRvS)

30 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

If nothing else, it indicates a complete lack of boundaries and self-discipline. He makes Anthony Weiner look like Marcus Aurelius.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

31 Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
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Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)

32 There is absolutely zero chance he will win in Texas and any effort to deny that fact is part of the op to divert resources from other races.

Like NH and Michigan where republicans are now pulling ahead.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (EWq0C)

33 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)

34 "Pastor" Babs must be the last person nicknamed Babs in the country. What is this, 1959 at the Malt Shoppe?

Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)

35 My favorite drag queen? Mooshell Obama, of course.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Zzk8n)

36 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (DBEh4)

37 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Send the T-800 back to deal with RuPaul.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (OUMaO)

38
So if you can't abort 'em or strangle 'em, there's at least big money terrifying them?

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8DZL)

39 27 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM

Gradually at first...

Posted by: Then suddenly at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

40 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

41 Throws down a prophet token. I see Talarico getting 22% to Paxton's 78%

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)

42 >>Talarico is the worst candidate. He could lose worse than Colin Allred

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM

Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)

43 Human trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (zWqu+)

44 rock out with his cock out.

Sounds bullish to me!

Posted by: David F. at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)

45 31 Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (VMFAF)
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Who knew evil was so gay and retarded.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (DBEh4)

And yet so popular at the same time.

Posted by: Trendy and trending at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (TbWk/)

46 There are not nearly enough Democrats in Texas to undo the damage it'll do with Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (RtL9D)

Any Republicans it would do damage to are too stupid to breathe let alone vote.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (kM43H)

47 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2Xqig)

And he's been proving it everyday since he lost

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

48 40 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.

And when Austin conducts an Anschluss on the rest of Texas, it's a sound strategy. When.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

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I make fun, but Crockett would probably perform better against Paxton than Talarico.

Talarico is fake and creepy and pissed off the black vote.

Crockett was genuine and real and the white progressives would have fallen in line, while pissing off Christians less.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)

49 Note Talafreako has a favorite drag queen not a girlfriend...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

50 41 Throws down a prophet token. I see Talarico getting 22% to Paxton's 78%

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (+fpfy)

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45-55 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (RtL9D)

51 No different than taqiyya

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:27 PM (zWqu+)

52 "Pastor" Babs must be the last person nicknamed Babs in the country. What is this, 1959 at the Malt Shoppe?
Posted by: Peg Bracken at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)


Babs Jansen ended up as a Hollywood tour guide at Universal Studios.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (ExV1e)

53 huerfano, if that baggage was going to have any traction it would have kept him from winning the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (+fpfy)

54 I can't imagine that even a single person in Texas actually believes his fake "moderation." Everyone knows he's an extreme lefty, and everyone knows that Democrat politicians veer left in the primaries to get their party's nomination, then veer right in the general to appeal to the average voter. That's the Dem standard operating practice for the last 60 years.And then once in power, they vote in a lockstep commie block. Every time.

Who is fooled? No one is fooled. I thi k he has a 1% chance of winning, but if he does win, its because Texas's demographics have changed and it has been "Ccalifornicated" and been overrun with liberal douchebags.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Av6i5)

55 >>Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM

I've heard the name. He's black, right?

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

56 22 11 Other than Tim Curry, I couldn't name a drag queen.
Posted by: huerfano

Ru Paul, right? The main national drag celebrity?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (t19vo)

There is a certain tenor to this that may be splitting hairs.

I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.

My point being, back in the day trannies seemed to be disturbed dudes who mostly were gay. But it was always an adult activity. Ru Paul was a good example of this. More... crossdresser than transsexual.

These days, there seems to be far more of these trannies who ONLY, desperately want access to kids.

The one aberration seems different than the other. One can be tolerated in a strong culture, the other must be ruthlessly suppressed because it is a contagious cancer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

57 How the fuck did we get here?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (Y/06r)

Both Bushes contributed more than you might surmise.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM


We're right here, you know.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) & Karl Rove at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (0sNs1)

58 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

59 Who was filming that? The guy who said "That's why I come to this church?"

And even if you were gung ho on trans, why would you support saying one thing to get votes and then change back?. Even his pastor think that's a bad idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (JrHfD)

60 My minister often advises me that it's God's will for me to lie to large swathes of the electorate. It's in the Bible.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:24 PM (kM43H)


Well... some religious text, anyway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)

61 Getting elected in Austin is not the same thing as getting elected across all of Texas.
--
People were calling Austin "Moscow on the Brazos" 20 years ago because it was so blue.
University of Texas is in Austin.
The UT student body is farther left than Austin.

Used to be, you could insult Austin (and UT, specifically) by calling them "teasippers."
'Cause they'd rather sip their tea with their pinkies out than fight for Texas in the Civil War.
So yeah, that's how long the people of Texas have distained Austinites.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (3cUTc)

62 Talashe-male will be too close for comfort. And by that I mean less than eleven or so states away from you.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (kM43H)

63
The Rev. Babs Miller is going to be transitioning to unemployment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (XJ22o)

64 58 Fingers crossed. Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again. He's a worm.

It never fails to amaze me that a right leaning candidate having an affair is a serious risk to their election but a left leaning candidate molesting his daughter or sexually harrassing his underlings doesn't matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

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All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.

The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (RtL9D)

65 Well... some religious text, anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (DBEh4)

66 Bush got 11% of the 2004, black vote in Texas.
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iLKq8)

67 I've heard the name. He's black, right?
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

68 I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM


Madness takes its toll.

Posted by: Riff Raff at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (0sNs1)

69 I've seen maybe two dozen fundraising ads for Talarico over the last few days. They might as well set fire to the pile of cash and send smoke signals.

Think of the writhing pile of fraud that is the Dem Party. Now put their operatives in charge of huge piles of campaign cash. That can't be immune from the grift. The line item spending must be glorious.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (r7+Q7)

70 Crockett was genuine and real and the white progressives would have fallen in line, while pissing off Christians less.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, that ghetto girl patois was really authentic.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Y8DZL)

71 Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet. You make the night, I always cross the line.

Posted by: Uncle Miltie in drag at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (7Q0e+)

72 Rocky Horror was just an odd odd movie and thing...

Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

73 Texas loves the gays. The little fudge packer just might take the crown.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ZjqVo)

74 If he was anti-trans that would be way worse for him. Look at what happened with Gavin Newsom

If one answer would turn you from Talerico back to that savage Paxton, then just go with Paxton because you don't deserve anybody as good as Talarico. This is why people stop caring about Texas and Florida

He's definitely going to hurt trans people, doesn't support abolishing ice, will try as hard as possible to snatch guns. I'm so disappointed.

Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time

Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Especially in Texas, they are removing voter registrations and closing polling places at alarming rates simply to fuck with democratic voters.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

75 Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again.

I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.

Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

76
Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

To watch Susan Sarandons humiliation for being in it..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)

77 Ratt earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)

78 Rocky Horror was just an odd odd movie and thing...

Why would you want to watch a movie about transexual aliens (that's the plot right?) unless you are gay to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Never watched it.

Even as a kid, I had no interest in it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (DBEh4)

79 >>So yeah, that's how long the people of Texas have distained Austinites.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:29 PM

My brother moved out to Hays County 20 or so years ago, so that is about right.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (2Xqig)

80 Excited rally goer: "Mr. Talarico, what's your favorite perversion?"

Talarico: "Pæde-..."

Chris Hansen" "Mr. Talarico, would you like to take a seat over here?"

Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (47/pr)

81 Hilariously, Karl Rove is making a big deal of his intention to vote for a lefty Democrat. He published an op-ed in the WSJ, the spiritual home of the uniparty, advocating everyone join him in voting Democrat. Next up, he will finally admit that (like his father) he is gay.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (vbMG5)

82 74 Yeah, we've all seen this before -- A democrat leading the polls in a red state right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes. Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

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It's Texas.

Not thousands of votes.

Hundreds of thousands of votes. But donate today, and Texas will go blue for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (RtL9D)

83 Democrat voters don't need to just win, they need to win so convincingly that the GOP can't plausibly tamper with the vote counts.

Does this make our redditor here a Russian Bot? A Science Hating White Supremacist? A misinformation source?

Because remember we have the most secure elections in the world...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)

84 I've heard the name. He's black, right?
Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

Giant crossdresser back in the day. I do not think he ever claimed to actually BE a woman though. Just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Wound up with TV shows on a lot of those "lifestyle" cable channels all the AWFLs watch (RuPaul's Drag Race, etc.)

Thin end of the edge on "normalization".

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (OUMaO)

85
Talarico has nibbled often and at great length at many a buffet of dicks. He just cannot help wanting to tell us about every one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (ixS3i)

86
Newsweek: James Talarico Leads Ken Paxton With Every Pollster for First Time


Oh no..... Well, anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

87 Colin Allred, former NFL player, lost to Cruz by 8.5 points in 2024. Yeah, Paxton has his negatives, so did Cruz. This Talerico freak loses big regardless of what the polls may say.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (2UnvF)

88 My favorite drag queen loves the interior of closets.

Posted by: Speller at September 17, 2026 12:33 PM (pSotA)

89 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM


Early thread winner.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (Rp9Oe)

90 Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No big deal for Clenis, no big deal for Paxton.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (zWqu+)

91 To watch Susan Sarandons humiliation for being in it..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM


C'mon, it wasn't that lopsided.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0sNs1)

92 75 Paxton has a lot of baggage that the left keeps dragging out, but I swore that I would never vote for Cornyn again.

I, personally, haven't seen anything about Paxton that we didn't know when he was last elected AG other than that most of the shit they've said about him through the years was utter bullshit. We found that out during the impeachment trial.

Folks will say that he cheated on his wife but I'm not his wife.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

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Most AGs are just generic party members to most of the voting public.

Paxton is probably not that. He's chased the limelight as AG for years. He was the central figure of wrath by the GOP establishment in the state to the point where they impeached him. And in the lead up to that impeachment, he won by 10 points.

The baggage against Paxton is old news and bringing it up will persuade no one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (RtL9D)

93 Chris Hansen" "Mr. Talarico, would you like to take a seat over here?"

Remember Hansen lost his show because he went after someone the elites didn't want him to go after...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

94 Leading right up to election day, then suddenly the GOP candidate wins by thousands of votes
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Right! Don't GOP know they're supposed to be trailing in the real count and not just polls up to a week AFTER election day, before snatching it away from the Democrat?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (kM43H)

95 "When the undercover journalist suggested Talarico simply "has to play this game" to win, Miller agreed, saying, "That's what his campaign has convinced him of." She added that the Democrat Party broadly is softening its posture on transgender issues, saying "his staff is encouraging him to kind of do the same thing, just for the next 50... days."

She continued, "I think it's bad advice personally, but if it helps him win, okay..."

Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected."

Talarico isn't winning TX. Here's an indication - Bloomberg News was one of the first outlets to promote Talarico last year, before he had aspirations to run for Senate. He hasn't been asked back lately, even though the paid commenters still talk up his candidacy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (0CU3H)

96 When the rapture occurs and Babs Miller still remains, she'll be able to drop her current act and openly support the Antichrist.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2026 12:34 PM (E2K/A)

97 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (dxQ+x)

98 Oxiclean > Tristain > Distain

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

99 No Uncle Milty?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

100 My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.

The left freaks out when people say things like this.

Then you ask them why...is it bad to be transexual/drag queen? and they can't really answer....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

101 Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

Of course. It's all about the grooming. These evil cocksuckers need millstones.

Posted by: I miss when degeneracy was shameful at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

102

I think my favorite Drag Queen must be James Talarico.

I'm pretty sure he qualifies.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (iJfKG)

103 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)

104 Apropos of nothing, I am sitting here eating a big salad my wife made for me.

Low have the mighty fallen.


At least it has ham and eggs in it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (4NO2D)

105
My favorite Drag Queen is Michelle Obama.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM

Only she's not very convincing.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (kM43H)

106 The only so called republicans peddling the Paxton crap are Bush and Rove penis sippers.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (EWq0C)

107 I wish I knew the company that makes the "I'm A Moderate!" skin suits for Democrat politicians. I would invest every dollar I have. The company has to be shipping those skin suits as fast as it can make them. There is obviously so much demand the company has to be making astronomical profits.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (5rh/l)

108 I never got rocky horror. The whole deal seemed silly, gay and just ... disturbing. I get making fun of movies ala Rifftrax, but the thing with Rocky Horror seemed to be a separate thing.

Lemme 'plain. Rocky Horror was not a good movie. I'm not saying that it was the single worst film ever made but if it were nominated for that award I wouldn't be surprised.

The point of Rocky Horror is to go to a midnight showing with friends, shitfaced drunk, and pick up some equally drunk chicks for a night of unmemorable, and likely unremembered, sex. That's why the audience does so much shit, to take away from the fact that paid admission to an awful movie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

109 For cat fans, at Current Biology journal: "First discovery of a novel cat species in over a century: Leopardus tilcayo"

https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

110 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2UnvF)

111 I can't imagine that even a single person in Texas actually believes his fake "moderation."
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I mentioned his ad I saw.
He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

It's just so fake and gay. Just like him.

But, you can tell who he thinks will swing the election:
Feather-brained women who want all the toddlers to get along and play nice.
And the last shreds of the "that Anderson Cooper is such a nice young man, I'd like to see him marry my granddaughter" deluded bints.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (3cUTc)

112 Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

How much more obvious do we have to make this op, Democrats nationwide? He's not that much further down the slippery slope than you are.

Posted by: The Clue Bat at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (TTPRc)

113 featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.
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I swear that's gotta be playing on a 4K loop with Dolbyvision Surround Sound during your Life Review With Satan.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (kM43H)

114 103 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)

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The story of Texas is the story of the Democrat establishment from the 80s changing uniforms when the electorate under them went hard to the other side.

It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)

115 99 No Uncle Milty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

116 ========

All of the worst stuff about Paxton was out and state-level news before his last re-election which he won by 10 points.

The impeachment circus was ramping up, and the election was in the middle of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Everything that could be pulled on Paxton so many times that repeating it would be beating a dead horse.
HOWEVER, don't be surprised if they come up with some new outlandish lie to grab some headlines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (iLKq8)

117 He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?


We approve of this message!

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118 Posted by: Sid at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (dxQ+x)

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Will you kill yourself when you realize that the polling industry lied to you again?

Or, will you be right despite being extremely wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM (RtL9D)

119 I would have said Devine except for that eating dried up dog turds thing.

Posted by: Freako Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (47/pr)

120 Last month, we reported that Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen. The event also featured pro-LGBTQ speakers, live music, a children's "drag story hour," and adult drag performers. Talarico was there, too, mingling with the crowd as if nothing depraved and predatory was going on.

At one point the left's response to people pointing out all their gay grooming was "but people take their kids to Hooters!" and you know I do think it is kind of weird to take a kid to Hooters (also don't suggest going to your GF/Wife don't ask how I know).

But the women at Hooters aren't actually twerking in your face or singing about sex or any of that crap. They are just wearing shorts and t-shirts and serving you mediocre wings

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

122 He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

We approve of this message!
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To serve Man.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (4NO2D)

123 So many people do not understand. Assume everything you say is being recorded!

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kU0PQ)

124 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)

125 Imma laugh my ass off when Talarico wins in Texas.

Y’all better get your shit together and motivate people to vote. I don’t see much out there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (W2Pud)

126 ... who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children."

More likely this freak works ON children.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (2WIwB)

127 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.

I think the problem may be she used them for less time then Killer Clancy would recommend...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

128 HOWEVER, don't be surprised if they come up with some new outlandish lie to grab some headlines.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:38 PM


We would NEVER do that!

Posted by: zombie Harry Reid at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)

129
121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

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Austin progressives are just racist against strong, black women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (RtL9D)

130 Didn't the TX Freak say transkids were his favorite thing?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)

131 66 Bush got 11% of the 2004, black vote in Texas.
Paxton go 13% in this year's run off.
Talarico will not get more than 9%.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Wait, I think that's wrong. Talarico will get more than that because Democrat; But he will receive a much lower % than traditional Democrat loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (iLKq8)

132 Someone get a warrant for his hard drives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (P6lWH)

133 Colin Allred, former NFL player, lost to Cruz by 8.5 points in 2024. Yeah, Paxton has his negatives, so did Cruz. This Talerico freak loses big regardless of what the polls may say.
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What is funny is watching the left ret-con Cruz as some sort of campaigning juggernaut; "so of course Allred lost."

Because they were trying to give traction to Cornyn's lie about how Paxton was lazy.

But good lord, echoing above, Cornyn has gone 10X on proving every single accusation against him was true since he lost--he hate, hate, hates conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

134 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

To stick it to normies. The race is considered a lost cause. If they win, great! If they los, at least they got to plague and insult God and Christianity along the way.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kM43H)

135 >>>He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (5rh/l)

136 No Uncle Milty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (J4E9T)

Mentioned above. Also... the other guy. Pinky ring. Notorious spendthrift. Dammit. Brain no work. Clarinet. Black servant. Ascot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

Jack Benny. But it was a violin. (Benny Goodman was a clarinetist.)
And the black butler was "Rochester."

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)

137 >>Imma laugh my ass off when Talarico wins in Texas.


Texas is a myth that Texans tell themselves.

Still, Talarico has no chance.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (modDY)

138 Isn't SIDS a syndrome that kills kids?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (nyjNu)

139 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)

140 Someone tell SIDS's mother to get some stronger exercise bands.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (kM43H)

***

Another line I am stealing.
The Horde has been productive this week!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

141 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

142 I don't know what to do if I end up with two jobs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)

143 Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.

I hope this poor kid grows up to strangle his mother with an exercise band. Even though she's a superior being.

Posted by: It's ok when women trick out their kids at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

144 Again, who was filming that exchange? The guy who said "That's why I came to this church?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (JrHfD)

145 The story of Texas is the story of the Democrat establishment from the 80s changing uniforms when the electorate under them went hard to the other side.

It has taken decades to weed out the Republican establishment of that influence, but the Paxton impeachment failing and the Speaker of the House losing his primary in response is the beginning of the end of the shift of the politics of the TX establishment towards something more like conservatism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:37 PM (RtL9D)
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That and the outsized presence of Corporate Republicans due to the vast amounts of money washing around Houston and Dallas from the petroleum industry.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oqH4h)

146 Good afternoon Ace.
Does Topps do a trading card set of famous drag queens? Asking for Talarico

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)

147 Cornyn can share that rancid old bag of dicks with Sid.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (88C+u)

148 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)

149 141 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

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I've seen a few.

That's exactly what the ads are doing.

This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)

150 I hope someone checks his crawl space and hard drive.
He gives off major creep vibes and I don't see how anyone could vote for him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (tof11)

151 I think the trolls should organize and demand proper compensation from the rich fat cats who are splitting up millions while the trolls do the real work for hundreds.

You shouldn't stand for that. Now is the time, you'll never have more leverage than right now. Go demand double your current pay. They have private jet money, they have enough money to pay you.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (r7+Q7)

152 Does Topps do a trading card set of famous drag queens? Asking for Talarico

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (oUMhY)

Yes. It's called Bottoms.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kM43H)

153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)

154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Because the FNM tells them they are supposed to like it.

It really is that simple.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

155 Worth noting that Collin Allred endorsed Crockett in the primary and has refused to endorse Talarico in the general election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (nyjNu)

156 Isn't SIDS a syndrome that kills kids?

And it's a mystery.

Posted by: The Childhood Vaccination Schedule at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (TTPRc)

157 Texas conservatism was always a myth. Case in point the Bush clan.
Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ZjqVo)


Thanks, Mr? Expert. W's election as Governor was the start of the state turning red. It's still turning. Democrats used to be able to get elected in Texas because the party wasn't utterly beholden to the freak squad and the lack of the internet meant that they could hide.

Still, feel free to tell us all about your deep and extensive knowledge of Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

158 >>>He's serving drinks and food at a diner.
So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."
Get it?

That is about the lamest political ad I've ever seen.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM


As a Moron noted, it's the perfect ad for Socialism. Nobody paid, they didn't get a choice of food, and some people didn't get any food.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)

159 They WHY would you say something so gobsmackingly stupid as to praise a drag queen for children? Did he think it wouldn't get out? This is just political malpractice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

Not to Dems it isn't.

This is what every one of his advisors is telling him to say.

Recall that Kamala's campaign did not have any straight, white men under 40 on it. Not one. They have NO IDEA what normal men are like because they've spent a generation or two completely writing them off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (gLYp7)

160 129
121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Either the whole of the Texas Democrat party is demon possessed or it's an op that none of us has figured out.
(forgetting not that there are pot fulls of money being passed around)



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (iLKq8)

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148 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

'Cause they're racist, natch. Or, so says Jasmine.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (kU0PQ)

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"I love Jasmine. She's so great, but we need someone electable, so I voted for the twink who says he loves trans-kids, says he hates Christianity, has a favorite drag queen, and says that Islam taught him more about religion positively than Christianity...who also looks like some sort of physical deformity."
-paraphrased woman on the street interview from primary election day

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (RtL9D)

162 > Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood
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His face creeps the shit out of me. I'd probably take a ball bat to his head just out of caution.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)

163 James Talarico's Minister admits Talarico is COVERING UP his Left-wing views to trick Texans into voting for him:

Under proper HQ usage, "minister" should be in scare quotes, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)

164 >> Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout.


I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)

165 Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (NpAcC)
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I look at his face and think he looks like a retard. Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton. Just too bad there's not a better candidate but that's the reality.

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (kX27y)

166 154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

167 Jack Benny. But it was a violin. (Benny Goodman was a clarinetist.)
And the black butler was "Rochester."
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ)

THANK YOU. That explains why my random search string on bing returned nothing but woody allen (the fuck?)

Heh. I searched through celebrity roasts and could name everyone 'Don rickles, milton berle, foster brooks...' etc and never saw Benny. Drove me nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

168 153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)

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Likely voter screens have been failing for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (RtL9D)

169 Talarico headlined a 2021 Pride Month festival in Taylor, Texas, that featured an 11-year-old boy performing as a drag queen.
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Ohferpetessakes. A 2-bit phony preacher and obscure politician partying with dancing catamites.

He's hewn of Senatorial wood, if we're being honest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)

170 Vengeance, the modeling for poll was ? Dem + 15.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+fpfy)

171
Talarico's nose won't help him being a drag queen. It's too bulbous.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (OkYzo)

172 Cornyn has gone 10X on proving every single accusation against him was true since he lost--he hate, hate, hates conservatives.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

Look how easily Cornyn slipped into Biden's old smears against "MAGA".
That said, at least he's not an outright crook like Joni Ernst. Now that she's resigned, she's doing everything she can to slip pro-China "save our bacon" crap into legislation. She almost broke the farm bill yesterday to get that in there. (She failed.)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (88C+u)

173 >>So Texan; so humble; 'cause the tagline "I believe politicians should serve the people."


If he wanted to be genuine, he'd serve the customers a steak and then sit down at their table and eat it in front of them.

That's a lot more accurate.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (modDY)

174 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)


They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

175 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)

176 168 153 Almost every model I’ve seen is estimating Dem wins based on turnout. The Foxnews poll released today showed Dem 71%, Republicans 65% when asked if they were certain to vote.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (EWq0C)


FOX has the absolute worst pollsters...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)

177 Talerico's church *has* to be PCUSA, otherwise my brother (PCA church administrator) would be driving down there to Bible-thump some sense into the "pastor."

Posted by: pookysgirl's family takes its church duties seriously at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wt5PA)

178 Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XJ22o)

1. It was him versus Jasmine Crockett.

2. Texas Democrats are 4 factions: 1. Hispanics who have been Democrats for generations -- neighborhoods with precinct chairs that are well-organized to turn out the vote, etc. -- although they're losing men to Republicans at the ballot box; 2. Blacks (again, losing some men at the ballot box); 3. Public sector employees and their unions. Talarico is acceptable to all of those as a compromise, even if they're not enthusiastic about him. Who loves him is faction 4: Austin weirdos. He has represented an Austin district with a high weirdo percentage and has never run statewide. The Talarico act does not play well in Wichita Falls and Tyler and Brady and Conroe.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (eStot)

179 For cat fans, at Current Biology journal: "First discovery of a novel cat species in over a century: Leopardus tilcayo"

https://tinyurl.com/57nkc933
Posted by: gp

Thanks for this. I collect articles and news stories about the discovery of new species.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

180 I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM


Thank you, John Madden.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)

181 I am predicting that ALL Football Teams who Outscore their opponents will be victorious this weekend.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (modDY)
======================
haha, well, maybe not ALL

Posted by: Western Michigan and the MAC at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (nyjNu)

182 Yeah I think it’s bullshit. Fox has been giving it to people in the ass for years. But it also shows the importance of turnout. People need to show up. If they do Republicans win. I think they even keep the House.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (EWq0C)

183 Some in the know, such as Smug and Halperin, believe a lot more is going to come out about Talarico.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (wrEn7)

184 This guy sets off more alarm bells than Tim Walz.

I know polling data is suspect, but the fact this guy is leading is troubling.

Is Paxton really that bad?

Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)

185
They picked him for the same reason they picked Bobby O'Rourke. Dem wimmins think he's just the kind of dreamy man they can peg all night long.


I don't think that's quite right.

I think the Karen Koven saw Beat-off as the bad boy that would give them the weinering their husbands don't. The TX Freak instead is half "good Christian preacher" and half gay bestie.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

186 >>Thank you, John Madden.


He could have been an amazing Pollster!

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (modDY)

187 I've seen a few.

That's exactly what the ads are doing.

This isn't the GOP of 2005 that would faint at the idea of using an opponent's own words against them. This is Trump's party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:44 PM (RtL9D)
*********
Those are internet ads. I haven't seen any local television ads showing what a freak he is. Lots of Talarico ads.
The 2 Paxton television ads I've seen were about Talarico voting for China to be able to buy up land and Paxton putting sex traffickers in prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

188 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
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Fat liberal women like drag queens because their own looks benefit from the contrast. Sidney Sweeney has the opposite effect.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (tQ6h4)

189 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tQ6h4)

I think the word you are searching for is "arousing".

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (kM43H)

190 Posted by: pookysgirl's family takes its church duties seriously at September 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wt5PA)

Yes; It's the PCUSA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (JrHfD)

191 *nods*

He so needs to repent and truly have Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:23 PM (DBEh4)
---------------

Hiya, SMH.

Talarico is almost exactly what I think the false prophet will look like. Talarico gives creepy a bad name.

By the way, the "minister" is in for a terrible time if she doesn't repent because those who teach the Word are held to a stricter standard. Granted, she's not really teaching the Word, but, she claims to.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eGzf1)

192 The other Talarico ad is a PAC with the tagline, something like, "we don't need another politician in DC protecting pedophiles."

yeah, get it?

Trump is a pedo protector.
And, Ken Paxon's office* gave a plea deal** to a child molester.
Epstein Liiiiiist!!!!

* Not Paxton, the local assistant AG
** because the alleged victim refused to testify and there was no other proof of the crime.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (3cUTc)

193 Paxton needs ads defining what a freak Talarico is.
I don't think your average voter realizes how horrible Talarico.
Many people look at his face and think he's harmless.
Posted by: redridinghood

John Wayne Gacy was a birthday party clown. BTK was a nondescript middle-aged deacon at church. Bundy was tall, good looking, and charming. Evil doesn't come with horns and tail and twirling a mustache.

Posted by: Evil often looks good at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

194 If he wanted to be genuine, he'd serve the customers a steak and then sit down at their table and eat it in front of them. That's a lot more accurate. Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:47 PM (modDY)

Well, except he's a vegan.

On a more serious note, many are calling his invocation of religion to justify taxing and spending "blasphemy."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (eStot)

195 Tijuana Donkey Show > James Talefreako

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (p4w7z)

196 The key to winning is scoring more points than the other team.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2OBCo)

197 Remember Hansen lost his show because he went after someone the elites didn't want him to go after...
Posted by: 18-1

I thought someone he confronted committed suicide and the family sued the network? Ah, Grok says he was an assistant district attorney in Texas, so maybe a little of both reasons.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (xDw5z)

198 I don't see the deal with drags. Watching fat guys in clown whore make up lip synching to terrible disco songs? How TAF is that supposed to be entertaining?

Have you considered that you can often see up their skirts?

I'll be...in my bunk

Posted by: David French at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

199 >>But it also shows the importance of turnout.


Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

200 Nick in T, that would not surprise me at all. I hope they release it right before early voting starts.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (+fpfy)

201 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

Women love women who aren't good looking enough to threaten them. So from that POV you can see why they're very comfortable with drag queens and trannies.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (4ObTi)

202 Pratt on Texas IIRC covered this about a month ago.

Sick.

And remember he was a MS teacher.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (WB/3O)

203
Jack Benny was a great straight man; his bits with Mel Blanc were awesome.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)

204 Speaking of turnout, here's an interesting observation:

"@RealSKeshel
·
Sep 16
In 2018, there were 25 House seats that had been won by the GOP House nominee in 2016, but lost by Trump. 22 of them were lost.

In 2026, there are only 3 such seats.

Anyone comparing raw seat losses from 2018 to 2026 is missing a giant piece of the puzzle. Today’s newsletter focused on these swings and the importance of presidential margin in contested seats.

Linked in first comment below, “What Does 2018 Tell Us About 2026?”"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (RtL9D)

205 Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

Ummm

Posted by: Election 2020 at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (kM43H)

206 Jack Benny's character wasn't a spendthrift. He was a miser, the opposite of a spendthrift.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

207 The key to winning is scoring more points than the other team.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:50 PM


Ya gotta get a hat on a hat.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

208 Black Democrats aren't going to turn out for Talarico, and neither are latin Democrats. In fact, religious Democrats generally will not vote in big numbers for Talarico (imo).

Who, other than white college educated white suburban women, is going to turn out in big numbers for Talarico? TDS can only carry the party so far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (I9RuV)

209 Evil doesn't come with horns and tail and twirling a mustache.

"The banality of evil" is a thing for a reason.

In WW2, the Nazis required someone to fill out a form in triplicate to have a Jew killed. Someone could make one hell of an Office Space spoof out of that, but it would probably piss off too many sacred cows.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (4ObTi)

210 Over 21, drag your skanky ass wherever. Involving children is way over the line.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (+fpfy)

211 No, I think it’s math. Something like actual registered voters by party, plus independents looked at though the lens of a turnout model that considers a host of factors and historical data.

Actually, it may be trigonometry

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (EWq0C)

212 One other point on trannies...

The elites know that they'd turned western women into...a mess.

And since they practice de facto polygamy that means society has a shortage of available women, which almost always ends in violence against the governing elite.

So what better way to fix that then convincing a bunch of those single lonely men that they are actually women? Especially if you can get other men to go along with the lie and accept them as partners?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

213 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes.
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Explains why Crockashit doesn't offend them either.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:53 PM (kM43H)

214
And speaking of old comedy stars, Flip Wilson's Geraldine was the best cross dresser over.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Y8DZL)

215 That and the outsized presence of Corporate Republicans due to the vast amounts of money washing around Houston and Dallas from the petroleum industry.
---
Yup.
Chamber of Commerce Republicans.
They were all Democrats up to the 90s.

All taxes increases are good and all spending increases are good because all the money goes to their biggest members--commercial and infrastructure contractors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

216 My favorite drag queen is still Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (EWq0C)

217 At least they aren't in our bathrooms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2OBCo)

218 166 154 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.

They're too busy attacking Sydney Sweeny
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

I think you're on to something here. Drag queens aren't competition or threatening in any way, like the one fat homely chick prettier girls keep in their friend group.

Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

219 142 I don't know what to do if I end up with two jobs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2OBCo)

Reminds me of the old joke:
A true friend is one who goes to town and gets 2 BJs, comes back and gives you 1.

Posted by: RI Red at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Tw3Uc)

220 Yes. Those who receive the most Votes will win.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2026 12:51 PM (modDY)

What about the people who never got a single primary vote ever, bitches!! *hic*
- Kamala

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (gLYp7)

221 A little surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.
Posted by: Discerning Chap at September 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Fn+3X)
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I'm not offended.

I'm insulted that these male headcases think that wearing clown makeup, dangerously high heels, and the ugliest wigs...ever...is what represents women.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (DBEh4)

222 Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton.

Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

223 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)

224 Worst cross dresser?

Michelle Obama?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (p4w7z)

225 The guy is a creepy pedo android.

Bizarro World Richie Cunningham

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

226 I think you're on to something here. Drag queens aren't competition or threatening in any way, like the one fat homely chick prettier girls keep in their friend group.
Posted by: Cattiness all the way down at September 17, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)
__

Explains why I wasn't part of any female friend group.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

227 "Thanks for this. I collect articles and news stories about the discovery of new species."

You betcha! File this for future rare species news:

Feb 22, 2032: "Leopardus tilcayo, the adorable tiny leopard first discovered in 2026, now extinct in the wild due to exotic pet poachers."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

228 222 Seriously, everyone, especially Dems with kids, needs to hold their noses and vote for the morally compromised Paxton.

Seriously, everyone, if his policies are good for the country and his failings aren't illegal... who fucking cares? He's not running for Pope.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.

Just don't have audio of you screaming that some people need killin'. Not climbing out of that hole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (RtL9D)

229 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Well, for the record, she wasn't going to there for our transkids. I love her as a person but...she's just not going to be there like I will.

Cheering them on...inspiring them...and playing with...uh...saying encouraging things.

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

230 Double serial killer middle names?
Double plus ungood.

Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (f+FmA)

231 121
Why did Texas Dems pick this guy? It makes me think they're confident of victory tbh. Like, we're gonna beat Paxton so let's not miss this chance to get a batshit crazy youngun in there?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Why did Michigan Dems pick Hasan Piker's best buddy? Maine Dems pick Platner? And so on. It's a consequence of Dems learning the way to get a Democrat nomination is to go far enough left in the primary to capture the base of crazies who will go vote come hell-or-high water. Democrats don't push their registered voters to make a big turn-out for primaries. Because the local Dem Party honchos didn't want their captured union and other small groups out-voted. But their captured groups keep going farther left each election cycle. Obviously a factor they believed they could harness and tame for primaries. The best laid plans...

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

232 Bizarro World Richie Cunningham
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

If he fell in a vat of holy water, he'd dissolve completely.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (ZgwKJ)

233 From last night:

Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.

We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.

The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw
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I'm not worried about the government. I am insignificant to them and they know where I live. I'm concerned about the malevolent creeps that want my routing number or my credit card number -things like that.
The government used to go after people like that with a vengeance.
The government doesn't do jack about these crimes or the criminals that do them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (iLKq8)

234 Explains why I wasn't part of any female friend group.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

*Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)

235 Ratt earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:32 PM (zWqu+)

Ratt's manager was Milton Berle's nephew.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (/OKHJ)

236 @204 the Republicans in 2018 had a ton of cowards not run again to spend time with their families. They didn't like Trump is the real reason.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (oUMhY)

237 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (DBEh4)

I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)

238
Maybe after Trump, the Republican electorate's tolerance for morally compromised (especially on sex) candidates is less restrictive.


The way people should think about it. Its 1944 and you find out Patton cheated on his wife.

Do you replace him?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

239 What SMH said.

They got this warped and twisted vision of being female. It is a cheap caricature and how we get Dylan Mulvany prancing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (p4w7z)

240 *Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
__

No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

241 'Cause they're racist says Jasmine.

Well if anyone knows a racist it would be Jasmine. She is one of the biggest racist in the country. That is all she talks about. How racist everyone else is. Both she and Talarico are losers.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (xJpuh)

242 223 I still find it hilarious Talarico says he believes in DEI yet ran against a Strong Black Woman and took her job.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 17, 2026 12:55 PM (eGzf1)


Unconscionable behavior!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (5rh/l)

243 I know polling data is suspect, but the fact this guy is leading is troubling.

Is Paxton really that bad?
Posted by: Leupold at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (+8UYc)


AFAIK, every single moron actually from Texas is saying that Paxton will win and it won't be close. Pollsters and people who live thousands of miles away say otherwise.

Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).

Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)

245 Bizarro World Richie Cunningham
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 12:56 PM (guGkK)

Wish he'd disappear like Chuck Cunningham.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

246 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

"Skinny" in 2026 automatically put you in the top 50% of physical attractiveness you know...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

247 I don't have problem with non-binary if the argument is that we cannot comprehend God's essence, it being beyond time, space and materiality. But they're arguing a specific meaning for non-binary, ie, a gender freak as it is understood today.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (XvL8K)

248 Talarico's favorite drag queen specifically targets children.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: your average liberal at September 17, 2026 01:00 PM (0Htd1)

249 I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)
___

I saw it a lot when I was in high school back in the ancient times known as the 80s. Especially in Hawai'i.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (DBEh4)

250 Did I mention I managed to button a pair of 30 30 s?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2OBCo)

251 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM


A Hawaiian tomboy, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)

252 243 AFAIK, every single moron actually from Texas is saying that Paxton will win and it won't be close. Pollsters and people who live thousands of miles away say otherwise.

Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Do people think that polling got better between 2024 and 2026?

Remember, don't compare the polls in late summer now to the final, late October polling from 2024.

Compare the polling now to the late summer polling from 2024. When Kamala was winning every national poll by 4-8.

Hell, Ann Selzer's final poll of Iowa was off by double digits, and Selzer was the "gold standard".

Raise of hands, who thinks polling firms decided that they were going to make things better AND actually made changes that improved things?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (RtL9D)

253 *Makes note that SMH is an absolute smokeshow, like all 'ettes.*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:57 PM (gLYp7)
__

No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

AND humble!

.
.
.
.
Look, I can't speak to your peer group, but I was an 'enforced loner' too. What I DO know is that a woman who knows her own mind and won't be moved, hell or high water, is one of the sexiest creatures on God's green one.

That's all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (gLYp7)

254 I once lost a bet and had to wear only my AcU coat like a dress and a pair of underwear on my head while singing Gloria Gaynor’s I will survive.

I got booed and shit thrown at me. That was the end of my drag career.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 01:02 PM (IYMzU)

255 Wish he'd disappear like Chuck Cunningham.
Posted by: Bulg

One of the great mysteries of tvland.
The tv show "Unsolved Mysteries" should have dealt with that one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

256 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (DBEh4)

Well, I went to school before the abacus was invented 😉 and I had female friends but was I was never really part of a group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (JrHfD)

257 I shouldn't eat before bed. Appetite is gone all day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (2OBCo)

258 No.

I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (DBEh4)

You have brains and personality so that's a high baseline hotness factor to me.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (kM43H)

259 I never knew any pretty girl group who kept a less attractive one around. This sounds like something from "Mean Girls."

TBH I don't know if this is really an intentional thing. If you gather any random group of women together some will be more physically attractive then others.

Of course in Mean Girls I believe all of the main characters had hollywood looks from before Hollywood decided female leads should be ugly...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

260 >>>surprising that women aren't offended at these cross-dressing freaks. They portray the most garish, silly, vapid female stereotypes. Worser than blackface.
Posted by: Discerning Chap
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Women aren't offended they just want them far away from their babies.
Dolly Parton, one time, said, I'm dressed like a drag queen at Christmas parade.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (iLKq8)

261 Who is Chuck Cuningham?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)

262 Counting the minutes until I can leave today

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (IfYAC)

263
Lesbian Minister.

There's 2 words that shouldn't be together.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)

264 251 I was skinny, and I was a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM

A Hawaiian tomboy, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)

Hawaiian Tomboy sounds like an all-girl punk band.

Posted by: And I'd be all for it at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

265 Any woman who can operate a crew-served weapon is hot.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)

266 Richie's older brother.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2OBCo)

267 >>Who is Chuck Cuningham?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM

Richie's older brother.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (2Xqig)

268 Who is Chuck Cuningham?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM


I think he shot a bunch of people from a clock tower.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 01:05 PM (4NO2D)

269 Basketball player.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (2OBCo)

270 Psychologically a group of even slightly above average looking women all look better for being part of the group. It's a known thing. I don't know if it helps hide grenades thought. You need booze for that.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (kM43H)

271 The younger generation of Leftists is entertaining as hell. They have no concept of sublety. They lack the understanding of omission. Instead, they are so narcicistic and situationally unaware, that they flat out tell you their farcical beliefs because (in their opinion) they couldn't possibly be wrong about anything.

This is being played out again, and again, and again.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)

272 The guy's creepy and reprehensible, but let's not forget that he's an all-around far Leftist who wants to "dismantle" capitalism. I hope the R's in Texas aren't just focusing on this.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (9ZFZd)

273 Open-borders Republicans are now saying that it's DEI for Americans to say "hey, maybe we should give preference in our universities to, IDK, American citizens?"

I think it was Beth Mandel (something Mandel) on X I saw saying basically, "Well, maybe if you lazy Americans studied harder and got better grades in school, you wouldn't lose a slot to Indians?"

Note well:
None of those attacking Bo French are claiming those students are conservatives or Republicans.
Because they're not either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (3cUTc)

274 Barney Miller's wife (Barbara Barrie) pretty much disappeared after Season 1. The show featured Barney's home life some the first year, but the viewers only liked that ugly green stationhouse for some reason.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda Lives! at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Fn+3X)

275 This is being played out again, and again, and again.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)
___

And all in 4K.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (DBEh4)

276 Who is Chuck Cuningham?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (p4w7z)
---------
Richie Cunningham's older brother in "Happy Days." At the end of the first season, he went upstairs and was never seen again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

277 Oh and any chick who laughs at my jokes is automatically ten times hotter.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:07 PM (kM43H)

278 Neuralink is wild.

https://tinyurl.com/2rfk5j2j - goes to X

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

279 Chuck Cunningham transitioned into LaVerne De Fazio.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 01:08 PM (Q+gd/)

280 263
Lesbian Minister.

There's 2 words that shouldn't be together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 17, 2026 01:04 PM (OkYzo)

I disagree. I would volunteer to minister lesbians. At least the ones in the videos I don't watch.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (9ZFZd)

281 Instead, they are so narcicistic and situationally unaware, that they flat out tell you their farcical beliefs because (in their opinion) they couldn't possibly be wrong about anything.

I made the mistake on pausing on the video of a Clancy girl who was arguing that Clancy was innocent because of her star sign. Note, this was not satire. There really are people like this.

Anyway her latest video was that the 2026 mid terms will be like the 2020 contested election because it has the same star energy or some shit.

Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

282 Chuck got sacrificed to appease the house's god?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:10 PM (p4w7z)

283 >>>Paxton was elected AG 3 times. Over a dozen members of the State House lost their seats when they impeached him. 3 members of the state Supreme Court lost their seats when they decided to weigh in against him.

Be chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---
Previous primary Paxton was up against George P. Bush, Bush money, D.C. money and stalking horse Louie Gomert, who gave up his house seat forever to stalk for the Bush's and Won.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (iLKq8)

284 281 Anyway her latest video was that the 2026 mid terms will be like the 2020 contested election because it has the same star energy or some shit.

Now the funny part I guarantee some of the 2026 election will be contested. Because Dems cheat. But she will take credit I am sure as predicting it via astrology

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

========

Months of mail in cheating wasn't enough, so they ballot box stuffed like Tammany Hall to barely get an electoral college victory for Biden.

Sure, 2026 can have the exact same energy as 2020.

I don't think it'll turn out the same, though. Because, you know, mail in voting has been massively curtailed almost everywhere and the Trump 2.0 DOJ is far more serious than the Trump 1.0 DOJ under Billy Barr or Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (RtL9D)

285 Indians vote 60-30 D, so bad, but not the worst demographic.

I've known a few and their takes on American politics are interesting.

The upper class Karen cohort is as far left as people come. The average working guy much less so..

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

286 Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (Za/mt)

287 Use the proper term for proper impact.

'Forensic' astrology.

Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)

288 Wonder what the Bush's had on Louie that caused him to give it all up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (iLKq8)

289 Republicans trying to curry favor with the Dot Indians is a losing strategy.

Posted by: Vivek Vindaloo at September 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Fn+3X)

290 Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.


Chuck's room contained a portal to another dimension. The rest of the Cunninghams wouldn't even set foot in it for the rest of the series.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

291 My favorite drag queen is Rupaul - used to work with him at the Red Zone in NYC late '80's. Nice guy.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:14 PM (GMWTj)

292 Chuck Cunningham was the first Slider?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (p4w7z)

293 The Clancy Star Experts also say Leo's don't murder.

Some famous Leos:

Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)

294 293 The Clancy Star Experts also say Leo's don't murder.

Some famous Leos:

Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Benito Mussolini

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (kM43H)

=======

All humanitarian leftists who only wanted the best for the little guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (RtL9D)

295 All humanitarian leftists who only wanted the best for the little guy.

American mass media told me Mussolini was the top...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

296 Yeah Benito was the tops

Of a lamppost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:17 PM (p4w7z)

297 Use the proper term for proper impact.

'Forensic' astrology.

Will they go full Heaven's Gate if they are blown out in November?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 01:12 PM (p4w7z)

One can only hope.

Posted by: I'll donate to the track suit fund at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)

298 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Hard to believe, isn't it.

Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother at September 17, 2026 01:18 PM (guGkK)

299 You want to alienate Gen Z voters?

Lecture them that the mass immigration by Indians is ultimately their fault for not being good enough to beat their illegal, tribal hiring practices, and that college admissions is totally not rigged to prefer non- white over white, and foreign full tuition-paying over in-state applicants. Yeah, that and you should aspire to be a Panda Express manager!

Yeah, TOTALLY NOT the results of the years of open borders and H1-b, etc abuse! You’re crazy to notice intentional demographic replacement, you ‘lil bigots!

Gah! So tired of the alleged conservatives intentionally missing the point so they aren’t forced to say mean things.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (4KUe5)

300 244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)

Haven't been able to go for a couple of years- miss it so much! I want to look at the crafts, check out the butter sculpture, make a pilgrimage to the Hall of State, eat Tornado Taters and buy useless crap and some chocolate walnut fudge.

Posted by: sal at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (f+FmA)

301 So they call Pastor Babs "Past Her Boobs" right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

302 "Chuck Cunningham - Gavan O'Herlihy (1951 ‑ 2021)
Season 1 Episodes 1 - 10.

Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing."

Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (GMWTj)

303 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing.

Hard to believe, isn't it.
Posted by: Opie Taylor's Mother


Who's the common denominator?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (Za/mt)

304 Chuck Cunningham had a sex change and became Pinky Tuscadaro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 01:19 PM (oUMhY)

305 Nood. Mike Rogers to Rigged Debate "Moderator:" Drop Dead

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

306 Went upstairs after dinner one evening. Never came back downstairs. No explanation. No mention. Nothing."

Friend of mine once remarked that the show missed a great opportunity - at the end of the last show of the series, Chuck could have come down the stairs and said "What's for dinner?"
Posted by: CTHillary


That would have been awesome.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Za/mt)

307 244 Texas State Fair coming up. Talafreako will be downing corn dogs by the dozen (whole).
Posted by: Fried Dough Concession, Here at September 17, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X

____

Like in a corn dog gloryhole booth???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 17, 2026 01:25 PM (c1cNY)

308 Drag queen?
Pretty much has to be the Force sisters, or Erica Enders, right?
I was pretty damned attached to Paula Murphy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 01:29 PM (zdLoL)

309 "Because it's okay to lie if it means you get elected."

Dem/RINO taqiyya.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 17, 2026 01:39 PM (w6EFb)

310 Tell me this is already at least two ads in the market down there.

Posted by: mngiggle at September 17, 2026 02:04 PM (UaLwK)

311 Paxton by 7 points. 6 Gender Jimmy is going to get the votes from all the divorced cat ladies and 2nd wives who hate Paxton with a white hot fury fueled by benzos and box wine and getting stiffed on alimony in their divorces

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (wwlYu)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

James Talarico, of six biological sexes fame, is moderating his insane rhetoric in advance of the general election in Texas. Apparently suggesting that abortion is in the Bible, that transsexualism is normal and in fact needs to be celebrated, and that poverty is violence, might not resonate with Texas voters outside of his district in and around Austin.

And like all good Democrats, he is lying to the voters to get elected, then will shift to his natural stance after the election. You know, like John Cornyn did for years!

James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

"He's getting some advice that I don't think he should be following." She predicted he'd drop the act the moment he's safely in office, telling the undercover journalist, "I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he'll change his tune back to where he was."

What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton, so his previous, longstanding and creepy lunacy about transsexualism and children and homosexuality should be a part of his seemingly winning platform. That he is shifting to a more Texas-friendly stance tells me that he isn't winning.

Lying to get elected certainly isn't reserved fro Democrats. The corporate wing of the Republican Party has embraced lying for generations! Run as a conservative, then vote in Congress as a squishy accomodationist who is willing to subvert the will of the voters for financial gain. Cornyn did it for years, and the fact that Texas finally got tired of his sh*t is a signal that MAGA sensibilities are becoming more popular.

What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat who could run on the archaic but successful principles that convinced America that Democrats represented the everyman. It's not true, and has never been true, but it worked for a long time, and my bet is that it would have worked in Texas against Paxton, who has shown very little skill at campaigning and communicating his platform.

But the Democrat Party has been overwhelmed by the insanity of transsexualism, DEI, Critical Race Theory, overt socialism, rejection of traditional America, and a host of other sophomoric but dangerous themes. So a traditional Democrat won't get much traction. The new Democrat Party is saying the quiet part out loud, and hopefully America is listening.


[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

2 Munkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (P6lWH)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 Just like all the other lefties - campaign down the middle, govern to the left of Mao.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

5 Hello.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (xJpuh)

6
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (iqcvy)

7
I truly think Her Majesty spends more time getting ready to leave than the actual trip takes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (eRlcH)

8 Inmates.

Running the asylum. = Democrats

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

9 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.

Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

10 What's interesting about this is that if the polls are to be believed, Talarico is leading Paxton...

If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (ExV1e)

11 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)

12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

13 She didn't say he was a GOOD liar.
Just that he's a liar.

I don't think he knows how to *not* be creepy, honestly.
"My favorite drag queen" certainly isn't going to do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (rOKnE)

14 12 I'll always vote to defeat Dems. They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)

You can never go right, voting for a Democrat.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (Gqar8)

15 Lesbian Minister Babs Miller...

I think I have found the problem.
Posted by: Mariann Edgar Budde, not a lesbian at September 17, 2026 11:03 AM (P4iUb)

If she were a busty lesbian minister, she'd be Boobs Miller.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (1z8ji)

16
Willowed

Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

__________

There are the ones who are just obtuse and those that want to be perceived as eager beavers who are enthusiastic and engaged.

If you think a large Teams meeting is bad, try the AKC Delegate list. Several hundred recipients, several hundred "Great idea!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (eRlcH)

17 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

18 The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)

19 The trick is to run hard to the right, and then govern like Mao. In the sense that Mao is dead, anyway.

Posted by: GOP at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (BI5O2)

20 James Talarico is the George Santos of Beto O'Rourke's.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (MNCvZ)

21
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2OBCo)

_________

Tell them the charges were dismissed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (eRlcH)

22 17 Excellent! Good luck!

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:08 AM (Jr5Lq)

23 The media likes this Talarico weirdo, so they'll say he's leading in the polls, has a huge following, whatever. As long as it tweaks the normies, it's good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (2Cry5)

24 >>Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

Convicted? No.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (viF8m)

25 Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Gqar8)

26 Paxton has played it smart by waiting until people are paying attention. He just won a primary so it isn't like he doesn't have name recognition and what he is running on.

Talarico is blowing through dem money like it is an endless supply and isn't getting much for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:10 AM (+fpfy)

27
Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.

__________

"Don't know about them white ones, but that black one is a lyin' son of a bitch!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)

28
They've clearly demonstrated they are the greater evil.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:05 AM (Jr5Lq)



You got me there.

Posted by: Chthulhu, Dead and Dreaming at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (iqcvy)

29 21 Reversed and dismissed. No connection between one thing happening and then being reversed. Nest of subcontinentals in Tulsa, OK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:11 AM (2OBCo)

30 Narrator: He never was winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:04 AM (viF8m)


You mean that the polls are wrong? I'm shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (k5CNB)

31 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

32
James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him

And here I was unaware that we had a consulate on Lesbos.

The things you learn here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ixS3i)

33 >>The same dynamic is playing out in Michigan. Abdul is pretending he isn't an America hating jihadi.

Doesn't seem to be working for him either.
- - -

He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

34 Paxton gets a lot of criticism as a poor candidate who is openly corrupt - a talented candidate is able to disguise his perfidy.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (2ap+5)

35 Congress taking off again. Just took five weeks off a month ago. They sure make a lot money for a part time job.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:15 AM (xJpuh)

36 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
---
If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)

37 Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

And I'll bet the final polling was much more accurate than the stuff in September!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (k5CNB)

38 Let them think Jimmy has a chance. More money spent in Texas means less elsewhere.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)

39 James is so dreamy!

Posted by: Cat Women of Austin at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (0sNs1)

40 33
He's obviously being packaged to appeal to Lefty women, with his dancing tv ad, his Love Island parody ad:

The new ad is apparently a takeoff on the reality show Love Island (no, I don't watch it, either), and El-Sayed is portraying a contestant who's looking for love and talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

It gets worse. El-Sayed proceeds to tell viewers about his "type," his "red flags," and what he plans to bring to "Senate Island," all while repeatedly making references to Medicare for All as part of the schtick. At one point, he even declares that "nasty toes" give him the ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)

41 Democrats lying about who they are, what they believe, and what they will do when elected is standard democrat-communist operating procedure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 17, 2026 11:17 AM (xvV+O)

42 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

43 Paxton knocked off a 4 term senator to win his primary. I think we sometimes forget how hard that is to do.

Cornyn had been doling out favors to his supporters in Texas for over 20 years and had huge support from the Thune controlled NRSC slush fund and Paxton took him down. The idea he has no support in Texas is nuts.

Every single time we lose a primary to an establishment Republican we are told " the primary is over, get in line and support the winner ".

It's your turn in the barrel, establishment Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)

44 >>Strange time. Serious issues, being decided on by an unserious people.


I think that's part of the kink?
You can't tell be the "politburo" (Jake Tapper's term) that was running the country while Biden napped didn't get a perverse thrill out of rubbing it in our faces by insisting the obviously dementia-riddled Biden was totes sane and in control.

They know it is humiliating and demoralizing to hold up people like Talerico as more Christian than everyone else, to have him use Bible verses to push the Communist crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (rOKnE)

45 If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM


All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 17, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)

46 we all know Paxton went hard against Biden's agenda and won 95% of the time doing so

Be aware Karl Rove has tormented Paxton since he beat Rove's candidate Dan Branch for Texas AG in 2014. All of the bullshit insider trading accusations they tried to make against him failed. Siccing the Houston attorneys on him didn't work. Getting the RINOs in the Texas House to shit the bed with that impeachment scam was a glorious backfire.

This next session should be a good one.

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (8uzBS)

47
Outrage is what the left has been running on for generations, but wages and benefits had a better broad appeal than bringing in various kook groups for a big tent majority.

The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:20 AM (Y8DZL)

48 Who is Karl Rove?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (2ap+5)

49 If I were ever running a political campaign and some fag pitched a Love Island parody ad to me, I'd say "that's not going to happen. Get me Stallone on the phone. We're doing a Cobra-themed ad. Then report to the knouting chamber for your severance thrashing."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (BI5O2)

50 >>So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.


Yup. I would bet it's Linda Sarsour who's leading this, having spent so much time hanging out with idiot feminists. She know what buttons to push to make him appear safe and up to speed on their popular culture.

That as was only posted on tiktok, so he's targeting Gen Z.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (rOKnE)

51
Waiting for indictments of the female jurors in the Clancy case who started out biased against the prosecution...

(I know, I'll be waiting a long time for that.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:21 AM (ixS3i)

52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)

53 I think the so-called "leak" is to reassure any base that might be scared of anything he's saying. This is a GOTV leak.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (kM43H)

54 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.

Your point?

Posted by: Texas GOPe at September 17, 2026 11:23 AM (zfkPG)

55 You can take the woke out of a Democrat's social media history, and his general election political ads and speeches, but you can't take the woke out of a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (5rh/l)

56 Elon is putting his money on keeping Texas red.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (+fpfy)

57 Dems have been unserious for a long time. Go back to the era of "normal" Dems, like FDR. He called for freedom of speech and religion worldwide, freedom from 'want,' and freedom from 'fear.' These are all things that cannot possibly be delivered by an American [or any national] government, as ought to be recognized by any serious person.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

58 2 Texas should be able to find people than Cruz and Abbott.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (2OBCo)

Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:24 AM (g8Ew8)

59 It's about time Abbott got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:25 AM (2OBCo)

60 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.


That, and go up against the Bush family and friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (rOKnE)

61 Two job offers. Just have to get through broken BackGround Check System.
Posted by: Boss Moss

They never found the body.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:13 AM (zWqu+)

Debbie: Well, aren't *you* the lady killer

Gomez: Acquitted!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (PSEDc)

62
Did they refile against Clancy?
Posted by: Boss Moss


They should arrange for Paul Ryan to wheel her out for a stroll along the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. That guy has a particular set of skills...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (ixS3i)

63 Dems are running the Spanberger campaign: friendly bi-partisan sensible reasonable…. Then once elected full blown globalist Marxist

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (mnFxU)

64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)

65 Face it, Talafreekoid is a rabid commie fag saying things to placate the Bushies into voting for him.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (Q/FnY)

66 The fact that the Texas GOPe hates Paxton so much tells me it's personal. As in, that lazy eyed son of a bitch likely fingered a GOPe spouse snootch or two.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:27 AM (XOmY9)

67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
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If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
___

So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

68 >>Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.

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And ALL of those bail out or get sidelined quickly.

The only good people who ever get into politics do it by booting the door in and forcibly entering politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

69 The best the Dems could do in Ohio is a candidate for governor who quit her job during the covid scam because of criticism, and an ancient gravelly voiced fossil for senate who thinks it's possible for unions to recapture their influence over state politics.

The governor's race should already be over because Jim Tressel should be the candidate. Instead, we have a widely despised candidate who wants to change O-H-I-O to O-H-1-b, or at least that's the suspicion.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

70 The fix is in for the future: Black wymyn employed by government and government funded NGO's are in charge and the grift has to flow through them.
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I'm pretty sure the Karens have taken over from the Kaneeshas.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

71 If you're not willing to be bought and sold or look people in the eye with a smile while plotting to ruin their life you aren't going to get very far in politics.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (kM43H)

72 Where is that fag TJM to back me up on this?

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:30 AM (XOmY9)

73 >>Final polling in 2024 Texas Senate race was Cruz +4.5, and he won by 8.5.

Final Democrat Senate Primary polling had Abdul winning by double digits. He won by a single point. Nobody will ever know the impact the polls had on how many people decided not to vote but it seems likely that more than a few sat out the race thinking it was going to be a blowout.

Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

74 The nice part about all this is the RINO swine unmasking themselves. The miserable swine Cornyn is now telling his few remaining followers that he's voting traitor rat this time round. Everyone in the Establishment Republican Party (i.e. RINOs/Bush "Republicans") is nodding along sagely. This after years of snidely telling us to shut up and fall in line...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (5pKp7)

75 Does the Washing Soda kitchen sink thing work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (2OBCo)

76
So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew8)

77 A quick campaign status update.

As of this morning, I'm at 68 of the 150 required Easton/Weston/Redding donors, and $3,215 of the $6,700 I need to trigger CEP public financing, leaving 82 more local donors and $3,485 to close by this Sunday 20 September.

My opponent Anne Hughes doesn't just hold this CT-135 seat; she co-chairs the House Progressive Caucus, and she's been at the front of the push to bring California's playbook to Connecticut.

Give to my campaign here: https://tinyurl.com/2dr6tp2e

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

78 Ignore the polls. They are designed to influence the race not report on it. Look at what's happening on the ground. Every time I try to watch a video on youtube a Talarico ad pops up begging for money.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

They are equally designed to obscure the race.

If you don't know the state of the electorate you can't track the fraud.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (kM43H)

79 >>> If the polls are to be believed, voters are in favor of election integrity but the Senate sure doesn't act like they believe that.

Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms? After just getting back from vacation?

It's very exhausting being a constitutional conservative, and defending it from the DSA rabble that want to tear it all down, when the politicians that represent us keep blatantly spitting in my face and reminding me they hate me.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Eng1Z)

80 'Not very many good respectable people that want to get into politics.'

I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:33 AM (Jr5Lq)

81 Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew

After all Satan fulfills part of God's plan.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:34 AM (kM43H)

82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

83 When tyranny comes to America it will be waving a transgender pride flag and promising "Medicare for All."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (hcSXH)

84 64 52 Did they refile against Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2OBCo)


No. Not yet.
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 11:26 AM (5rh/l)


Maybe, just maybe, they are waiting until the News Cycle moves on to the Next Crisis!!!! For good motivations if they file, for bad if they just let the matter die. The public is feckless, after all.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)

85 Looking forward to Senate GOP referring to this twink as "Our esteemed colleague. " You know they will.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (bX16E)

86 82 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM (+fpfy)

=======

At least his haircut has improved (which was admittedly a very low bar)

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:36 AM (2ap+5)

87 All Paxton has to do is tell Texans the truth.

"Vote for me and not that weird faggot."

Not hard.

Posted by: Pray and Vote the gay away at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (P4iUb)

88 67 James Talarico's Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him
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If a "lesbian minister" is your go-to person for spiritual advice, you have wandered very far from the path of righteousness indeed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)
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So many people are going to hear from the Lord, "Depart from Me, I never knew you."
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:28 AM (DBEh4)

I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

89 Thx CBD.
The fact that the polls are close, even though I don't believe them, should tell the Bushes , Cornyn and Rove to shut the eff up and vote for Paxton. Paxton may have ended the Bush dynasty when he beat Jeb! spawn, but Talarico is a lunatic who must be stopped

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (oUMhY)

90 I'll leave these kinds of judgments completely up to God. Who knows. Maybe he's fulfilling part of God's plan.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (g8Ew
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In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

91 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

I put something in the sidebar...that might help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (k5CNB)

92 Clancy's former husband is doing an interview on 60 Minutes this Sunday.

The calls for the head of Bari Weiss from the left are only going to increase.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)

93
I wonder how many good respectable people are left in the USA. The pool from which to choose candidates seems shallow.

----'

Plenty. It's not shallow. Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine.

But, our government is not good. It operates on YD's Corollary to Gresham's Law. Once an institution acquires sufficient wealth and power, it attracts evil like flies to honey, and the bad people gradually drive out the good, until it's wholly debased.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (BI5O2)

94 I seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar
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She's not alone.

Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (DBEh4)

95 Was disappointed to see comedian Ron White supporting Talarico.
He was talking with Joe Rogan and claimed Paxton was dirty, " a bad egg", that only the wealthy have their kids in Texas private schools, and that Talarivo got his attention when he opposed a school vouchers bill.
Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (Zzk8n)

96 I doubt Congress is "on vaca." They do most of the back door shit when away from the capital city. No reporters snooping around, probably few, if any staffers too. So they can wink and nod about fucking us over when they get back to "work" in another month or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM (2Cry5)

97 90

In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)

98 Paxton will win, but he needs to decisively crush Talerico so that national Democrats will think twice about funding such whackadoo candidates in our state.

Texas Republicans -- mad about Cornyn -- will not commit the resources needed to crush Talerico, so they will have to pay for this fight again in two years, and every two years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (GD2xa)

99 In the next presidential election, the democrats should consider running the ticket of Talarico and El Sayed. It's just going to be difficult deciding which to put at the top of the ticket, because they're pretty much equal in their hatred for America. I have to say though, I think El Sayed edges out Talarico. And, hey, he'll get the endorsement of Governor Witchmer, which is no small thing. She'll get all the liberal ladies on his side.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (0Htd1)

100 There is no money coming to Talarico.

He's a disaster. And the donors know it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (XOmY9)

101 Talarico is a serpent. A liar and a deceiver. An acolyte of the Great Deceiver.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)

102
Who is Karl Rove?
Posted by: Oglebay


The mirror universe James Carville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 11:42 AM (Cqx++)

103 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 11:32 AM (0CU3H)

Not part of the campaign but I would like to vouch for Darrell as a longtime moron in very good standing with me in particular. The incident in question may have happened a decade ago but this elephant does not forget.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)

104 Talarico is a serpent. A liar and a deceiver. An acolyte of the Great Deceiver.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 17, 2026 11:41 AM (F5Hzk)

Serpents are smart. I would say worm.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (kM43H)

105 I get a couple of fundraising texts from Talarico every day. From a different number every time. I know it's different because I report it for spam and block each one.

On a different note, I talked to a pollster on Saturday. That has led to a bunch of fundraising texts from Paxton.

I'm looking forward to the election being over. At least then, the texts will go back to the "we want to loan money to your business" scams.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (bXODF)

106 Right on cue. Imagine how desperate Abdul must be to ask for help from Harris.

>>@america
·
1h
>>Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.

>>GOP Michigan Senate Candidate Mike Rogers: “Desperation. He’s having a difficult time with African Americans across the state.”

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:43 AM (viF8m)

107 Actually, the Democrats should run a ticket of Pete Buttigieg and James Talarico in 2028.
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)

108 I don't even HAVE a business. I wrangle bits for a living. For someone else. Several someones else, actually.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (bXODF)

109 seriously doubt that “ minister” believes that.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar

It's in the Bible! It's in the Bible! United States of KKK A...

(shucks and jives)

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:45 AM (kM43H)

110 nd talking all about himself. While standing in front of a pink background, he tells the camera that his name means "servant leader" and that corporate money gives him "the ick.". . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

So a murderous muslim is repackaging himself as the gay sidekick that every AWFL lusts for.
Posted by: tubal


I see some verbiage that's supposed to appeal to the Big Eva crowd as well.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (vJrRc)

111 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM


Probably not all he's blown...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (P6lWH)

112 95 wait Ron White called someone else a bad egg?! That's been Ron's charm and basically his whole career.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (bX16E)

113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

114 Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.
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Huh. Remember the big "war" between the DNC and DSA? So.... about that....

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (kM43H)

115 107 Actually, the Democrats should run a ticket of Pete Buttigieg and James Talarico in 2028.
I leave it to them to determine who'll be "on top".

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 17, 2026 11:44 AM (MNCvZ)

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For those who think that Biden only won SC in the 2020 Dem primary because James Clyburn endorsed him.

Well...

https://x.com/virtueemoir29/status/
2100396445711155678

Clyburn essentially just endorsed Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)

116 Blacks may not vote for R Mike Rogers, simply because he's a white Republican, but I doubt they're ( particularly the Christian ones) are going to come out for a Muslim guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (JrHfD)

117 Sounds to me like you take the word of God seriously. Same. “ Religiosity doesn’t cut it, in the end, does it?
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar
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Religiosity is what nailed Christ to the Cross.

And no, it doesn't cut it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (DBEh4)

118 111 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:35 AM

========

And it was all fundraising in CA.

Well, most of it.

Because his campaign is a scam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:47 AM (RtL9D)

119 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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So what you're saying, is that teacher unions are on borrowed time?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (DBEh4)

120 Kamala Harris is returning to the campaign trail to rally with Abdul El-Sayed.
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And if anyone didn't think she was an awful candidate before this ought to convince the sane ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 11:48 AM (JrHfD)

121 Not reading and applying Scripture is quite common.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:39 AM


So you're familiar with the Harvard School of Divinity, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)

122 Was disappointed to see comedian Ron White supporting Talarico.

wow! I used to like that guy.

y'all see what's going on in Michigan with those brothers that are going after the dems and the FBI?

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (8uzBS)

123 Also worth noting that Dem enthusiasm is really high and their base has been paying attention to the election through the summer.

Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.

The elections didn't really start until last week for us. August polling is shit, Sept gets better, and by Oct we'll likely have a much clearer picture. Something like this:

Collins down 4 against cousin fucker, wins by 5
Paxton up 2 on Talafreako wins by 8
Rogers even with Bin Laden, wins by 1
Husted even with Brown - pure toss up
Tafoya down by 3 against Uber Karen, wins by .2
Ossoff wins
Cooper wins NC
No one mentions Iowa, blowout
Sununu wins NH, no one was paying attention

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)

124 In Matthew 7:23, Jesus states, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness," indicating that these individuals lacked a genuine, saving relationship with Him despite their outward religious activity.

This, of course, doesn't negate the Lord using such people to His glory.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:37 AM (DBEh4)

You still might notice that it's God that only has that privilege one way or the other. How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)

125 So you're familiar with the Harvard School of Divinity, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (P6lWH)
__

Sadly, it's quite common.

Gotta keep those coffers full.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (DBEh4)

126 TheJamesMadison, his FEC filings show that to be true. Individual donors amount to bupkis.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)

127 Field Marshal Zhukov
Yup. He thinks Talarico is a good guy because he wanted to funnel money to his comrades in the public schools.

We know they will in turn send it to dems while indoctrinating and transing kids, but not teaching them reading or math.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (Zzk8n)

128 Is the house/senate really going to go on a break again until after the midterms?

The House definitely is. The Senate isn't going to pass anything so not much point in staying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)

129 > Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
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I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"

So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.

It's all fake, ghey and lame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 11:51 AM (2Cry5)

130 I'd like for him to say where in the Bible that "abortion is ok."

I know it's not ok nor in the Word of God, but I'd like to see him squirm.

On the other hand that could be disgusting and a big no for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (hzuYO)

131 113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.

Posted by: Oglebay
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AI; Indoctrination perfected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (iLKq8)

132 123 Also worth noting that Dem enthusiasm is really high and their base has been paying attention to the election through the summer.

Our base has not...because they work and have kids and generally fulfilling lives.


Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (XOmY9)

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This is a misreading, I think. It's a relic of a different media environment.

Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).

If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (RtL9D)

133 Because his campaign is a scam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Sums up the left worldwide at this point.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (Y8DZL)

134 Paxton's platform:
1) he fought for Texas tirelessly against the corrupt Biden administration;
2) he's an actual Republican;
3) he's not Talafrico or Cornyn.

That's a solid platform, IMO!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (lCppi)

135 How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew

I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit. I don't have time or inclination to single out each corrupt decrepid handmaiden of Satan for enlightenment. If God wants to call me out on that I'm sure He will.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:52 AM (kM43H)

136 126 TheJamesMadison, his FEC filings show that to be true. Individual donors amount to bupkis.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 11:50 AM (+fpfy)

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Talarico's campaign is a vehicle for his consultants to built generational wealth, and not to win an election.

Change my mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (RtL9D)

137 The government is a scam.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM (kM43H)

138 You still might notice that it's God that only has that privilege one way or the other. How about hoping (and praying) that Talerico will see the light one day and start admitting he was wrong. That's OUR job.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 17, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
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I pray for my enemies every single day.
The thought of anyone spending eternity apart from Him is too horrible to contemplate for too long.

And yes, I don't want to hear those words from the Lord myself, all because I found it easier and less burdensome to wish ill on my enemies than to pray for their salvation.

Sharing the Gospel is our job.

The results are His.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (DBEh4)

139 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

140 ----
I imagine he, personally, pockets a fair amount, but the bulk of that $40M is being scarfed up by his staffers and anyone they contract with for events. AKA "payoffs"

So I'd wager some of those events have paid attendees.

It's all fake, ghey and lame.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Being a Democrat is a money making scheme.
Have you tried AmWay?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (iLKq8)

141
Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

Right... Yesterdays'' NYT poll says the voters trust the Dems more on..... Immigration by almost 10 points... Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (+gK6I)

142 162,000 jobs created in August shattering expectations. Manufacturing jobs are pouring back into the country. Now this.

>>@JustTheNews
·
2m
>>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

143 I pray that all of the enemies of God are obstructed and confounded in their evil plans to further Satan’s desires. Oh, and that they may turn away from their evil desires.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar8)

144 There's a shocking number of respondents in these polls who say that they didn't vote in 2024.

Like, 20%.

You want to know the percentage of people who voted in 2022 but not 2020? It was like 1%.

From 2024 to now, brand new registrations are 0.7% of the registration pool.

Pollsters are putting out polls where 20% of the survey is fake. Just...outright fake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (RtL9D)

145 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

!

Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)

146 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

Not black women.

Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

147 145 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.

!

Posted by: Phrasing! at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zfkPG)

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She knows what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)

148 It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (zWqu+)

149 >>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

And the retail sales numbers were up too...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (+gK6I)

150 146 I think they ran Talarico over a more "moderate" Democrat because they truly believe he is a "dreamboat" and will appeal to women of all political stripes.

Posted by: watnow at September 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2oXp3)

Not black women.

Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

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White progressives in Texas hate black people and think they're unelectable. That's why they gave Assad margins to Talarico in Austin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (RtL9D)

151 Talarico has blown through 40 million since the primary.
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Piker

Posted by: Kamalaalalaala at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (kM43H)

152 I pray that all of the enemies of God are obstructed and confounded in their evil plans to further Satan’s desires. Oh, and that they may turn away from their evil desires.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Gqar
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That's pretty much all we can do.

But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...

Especially when it comes to harming kids.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (DBEh4)

153 >>And the retail sales numbers were up too...

Where would we be without "experts" to tell us what's going on?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (viF8m)

154 >>Unemployment claims drop to 196,000, lowest level since mid-July, beating expectations

Tell me again how bad the economy is.

Posted by: JackStraw


I guess it depends who you are. Multiple sources report 98% of them went to women.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)

155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

156 >>> The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)

Apparently though, Microsoft signed a legally enforceable agreement giving the Randi Weingarten teacher's union oversight of AI safety and privacy standards. I assume if AI takes over teaching, they will still have their claws in it. And will help shape WHAT AI teaches kids, and it won't be benign.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)

157 155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

Sometimes the brush is broad.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

158
I do a lot of blanket ones for that shit.

__________

One of my Rosary intentions is for the conversion of sinners and unbelievers. Covers the field, I think

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (eRlcH)

159 "Millions and millions of people better suited to good government than these fucking swine."

Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (Jr5Lq)

160 This is a misreading, I think. It's a relic of a different media environment.

Polling is somewhere between honest mistakes (response rate bias) and just outright fraud, with a shocking amount just being fraud by this point.

The electorate does not shift materially over a few months, especially not a few weeks. What happens is that progressives just are more enthused about...answering pollster phonecalls and sticking through the whole survey (many pollsters don't use responses if the respondent doesn't complete the survey all the way).

If the primary polling is any indication, we may be looking at one of the worst polling misses in the last 20 years. Polling firms are simply not getting the white working class voters at all, and they're not correcting for it.
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I actually think we're saying the same thing here.

For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)

161 Talarico's Fill in Name Here]'s campaign is a vehicle for his/her consultants to built generational wealth, and not to win an election.

Change my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 11:53 AM


Edited for broader coverage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (P6lWH)

162 That's pretty much all we can do.

But dang, the enemy makes it so hard...

Especially when it comes to harming kids.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Difficult under best of circumstances. Praying that evil be redeemed as it lounges in luxury, while you feel like you're slipping under for the last time...

I'll be honest. Yes, if I passed and found the day I'd died my worst enemy was saved, and now we were striding into the New Jerusalem together...it's a weird thought in this life. I suppose I'd celebrate the victory and new brother in that time, though. Hard to wrap your head around.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

163 What's an Assad margin?

Posted by: I'll ask at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

164 Tell me again how bad the economy is.
Posted by: JackStraw


Oh, we will. Have you noticed that my prices have little to do with supply and demand? Because they're set in "exchanges"?

Posted by: The Gas Pump at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (zHdFR)

165 >>Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.

Elon. But he's far too smart to get into politics himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

166 Ron said that they need to beef up Texas puic schools/education and vouchers will take away from that.

Texas schools already got more money than they should. Maybe cut down on the administrator positions. I'd add to kick out the illegals but the courts have declared that everyone on the planet has a right to my money except me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (ExV1e)

167 Secular solutions to spiritual matters is always a hard slog.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

168 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

Jasmine Crockett is not in the mood to campaign with Talarico. Black women wanted her, and I wouldn't expect them to show up at the polls for Talarico.

Alienating your most enthusiastic voting bloc... It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 12:01 PM (gLYp7)

169 155 Black women had their candidate and the Dems screwed her. That will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)
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wut?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (DBEh4)

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Crockett won Obama levels of the black vote in the primary against Talarico.

When there's a clear racial preference in a Democrat primary, and the black choice loses, black turnout goes down in the general election.

It won't be complete collapse. The black vote won't go from 13% to 2% in Texas. But it will go from 13% to 12%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (RtL9D)

170
I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)

171
Booker / Beshear '28

Even if AOC decides it's her time.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Y8DZL)

172 170
I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (eRlcH)

Did you remember to feed the dogs???

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)

173 The child molesters, especially the doctors, med centers and parent enthusiasts. I pray God watch them and not forget them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (iLKq8)

174 It makes no difference how you feel about it, the days of an intelligent child progressing academically at the pace of the slowest children in the classroom are over. The Young Lady's Illustrative Primer is here.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)

175 >>@townhallcom
·
Sep 16
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!

>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

176 160 I actually think we're saying the same thing here.

For whatever reason, our people are not being polled. I'm just offering plausible suggestions as to why. But your point stands and I totally agree with it.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 11:59 AM (XOmY9)

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I just don't think it's a lack of interest in politics.

Our committed partisans who obsess over politics are as numerous as theirs.

The 24/7/365 news environment is just a place where there's always going to be enough people on every side of the aisle to answer polls, to fill out the 300-400 responses a polling firm needs to cover our side.

We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (RtL9D)

177 Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.
Posted by: gp

My mom.

She wouldn't want the job, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 12:03 PM (zWqu+)

178 Abortion IS IN the Bible (OT). It says that if 1 or more people conspire to abort a baby? They should all be put to death. It's in the "eye for an eye, a life for a life" part. The life refers to the unborn child.

Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)

179 Why would anybody believe that this fucking weirdo has any special knowledge or wisdom that will be a contribution to the texas legislature carrying out it charter? All this guy does is whip up fury and outrage and division. He's a narcissistic psychopath. An evil agent of chaos.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (5C90x)

180 I only block the so-called republican/conservative numbers by telling them to fuck off.

I *want* the democrats to waste their money asking me to give them some.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (POm5P)

181 wut?

Posted by: SMH
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Jasmine Ratshit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq8)

182 I used to have a different nic
I've noticed when public schools get more money, administrator costs go up and little of that money goes to classrooms.

Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)

183 113 The thing about eductation is, AI tutors are going to upend the system. A child's AI is going to meet the child at the proper level in each academic field, and let the child advance at whatever pace is appropriate. The AI will know whether a child has truly mastered a topic and will present an unbiased appraisal of the child's ability to the world. The current system is already dead.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 17, 2026 11:46 AM (2ap+5)
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Well now you've given me a project to muck about with in Claude for the next few hours!

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (oqH4h)

184 Honestly, the Prodigal Son can be a hard lesson to swallow. I suppose it's category error of sorts--when the After comes all who move on will be on even ground and equals before the Lord. (Aside from a few martyrs and truly holy folk, amongst which I do not count myself as of now.)

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (OUMaO)

185 Apparently though, Microsoft signed a legally enforceable agreement giving the Randi Weingarten teacher's union oversight of AI safety and privacy standards. I assume if AI takes over teaching, they will still have their claws in it. And will help shape WHAT AI teaches kids, and it won't be benign.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 11:58 AM (Eng1Z)
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I know God wins in the end.

But the Book of Revelation was written for a reason.

A lot of things in that book makes a whole lotta sense when viewed through the lens of technology.

No one buys or sells unless they have the mark can only happen when the world is so interconnected, that there is no privacy whatsoever, unless you go totally off grid, and even then, one risks being found.

IMHO, AI development kinda has to happen.
But it's a tool, and though S'tan's peeps are suing it for ill, it can also be used to spread the Gospel, thus ultimately saving lives.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)

186 Jasmine Ratshit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iLKq
__

oh

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (DBEh4)

187 178 Abortion IS IN the Bible (OT). It says that if 1 or more people conspire to abort a baby? They should all be put to death. It's in the "eye for an eye, a life for a life" part. The life refers to the unborn child.
Posted by: 5Cats at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (G1Bav)

Oh, the Old Testament??? That’s so icky!!! They were SO MEAN back then!!

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (Gqar8)

188 We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.
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Agreed.

What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)

189 Talarico is an op, a total op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (iLKq8)

190 Yesterday I had thought conservatives had won in Sweden. Nope, the left pulled out a victory. Let's see if they keep the deportation policy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (oUMhY)

191 I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Have you started day-drinking yet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

192 Is there anybody you can name, not currently in govt, who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption? I can't think of any.
Posted by: gp


Last one I knew, I buried at the end of '16.

Nothing's been right since, but that's likely unrelated.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (OUMaO)

193 Good thing I no longer live in Texas, otherwise I'd be forced to vote for the black woman.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)

194 I don't vote for my Congressman. He will still win because of his support from Raytheon and Lockheed but he has no interest in his other constituents.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (+fpfy)

195 193 Good thing I no longer live in Texas, otherwise I'd be forced to vote for the black woman.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:06 PM (DBEh4)

Snort.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

196 188 We just have no time for an industry we've grown to despise and distrust.
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Agreed.

What do you think of NH and MN? Those are the only two that I think might be interesting. OH is going to be difficult but the others I think are pretty well cooked.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XOmY9)

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I dunno. Polling seems hopeful, but polling...spit.

MN seems to be getting dragged down because of the Somali fraud stench which seems to be over the party, so we'll see.

And NH has been always a bridesmaid and never a bride at the federal level for the GOP for a while now.

The GOP's spending advantage is allowing them to put decent money into the cheaper markets there which should coincide with some GOTV efforts. So, we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (RtL9D)

197
Did you remember to feed the dogs???
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar

_________

They were taken care of at 9:00 and have free feeding during the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (eRlcH)

198 I have, for once, nothing on my schedule or mind today. That's an infrequent occurrence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:02 PM


Perhaps plan a grand entrance into the Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:07 PM (0sNs1)

199 {{{{{{Ben Had}}}}}}

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)

200 Heya Duncanthrax!! *hugs*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (DBEh4)

201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

202 Julian Assange dropped a tweet this morning with a photo of him and all it said was "Im back".

hmm

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)

203 > >>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."
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Like I said at #129

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (2Cry5)

204 I'll be honest. Yes, if I passed and found the day I'd died my worst enemy was saved, and now we were striding into the New Jerusalem together...it's a weird thought in this life. I suppose I'd celebrate the victory and new brother in that time, though. Hard to wrap your head around.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (OUMaO)

Something I've contemplated over more than a few cigars. I concluded that we leave behind everything not of God when we pass, including the pain caused by others. We are made into new beings. Because God is love, we readily recognize and remember those who loved us in our previous life. Everyone else is just another member of the Choir Eternal..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (nbLIj)

205 Elon. But he's far too smart to get into politics himself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)


He can't be President. He couldn't accomplish anything meaningful in Congress. Better he continues where he is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (ExV1e)

206 "who you particularly trust to do the right and moral things, not to lie, not to engage in corruption"

Thomas Sowell, maybe.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

207 201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

And there was much rejoicing

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

208 207 201 Sweden declared the Iranian Ambassador persona non grata and kicked him out and all of the staff.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM (+fpfy)

And there was much rejoicing

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar

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Why?

Did they eat his minstrels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (RtL9D)

209 It's too early yet, but starting October 1, The Turtle will be barnstorming in all the tight races. He, alone, will turn the tide.

Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)

210 @196 TJM, Tafoya is putting up a good fight in Minn. Will she win , probably not, but she'll draw some more conservative non insane Dems who realize Flanagan is batshit nuts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)

211 SMH, you were in my thoughts today as I envisioned you enjoying your surroundings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)

212
I can only fear my appearance at The Dock.

*banging gavel*

"Life, plus 99 years!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (eRlcH)

213 211 SMH, you were in my thoughts today as I envisioned you enjoying your surroundings.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (+fpfy)

She must beware the Ticks.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)

214 Had to check
DDG Search Assist

Jasmine Crockett received 87% of the Black vote in the Democratic primary against James Talarico

- > going back for Paxton

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (iLKq8)

215 Heya Duncanthrax!! *hugs*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 12:08 PM


{{{{{{{{{SMH}}}}}}}}}

It's good to have you around!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (0sNs1)

216 209 It's too early yet, but starting October 1, The Turtle will be barnstorming in all the tight races. He, alone, will turn the tide.

Posted by: Reptile Magnetism Wins The Day at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (Fn+3X)

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Heh.

The NC campaign kicked off in high gear last night with Trump doing a rally in the state with Whatley.

I've seen majority negative Cooper ads so far (and exclusively anti-Cooper mailers despite me being a registered Independent and Dolley being a registered Democrat in the state).

But, the real kickoff was last night, alongside news over the last week of PACs and other groups throwing in some solid money into the state pro-Whatley and con-Cooper.

Cooper himself is saying it's a 1-3 point race.

Should be interestin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (RtL9D)

217 I've noticed when public schools get more money, administrator costs go up and little of that money goes to classrooms.

Besides, they've done an awful job with what they have been given.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Zzk8n)


I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

218 Barnstorming Turtle opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

219 *fap fap fap*

Oh my multigendered God I love trans children so much, so much, SOOOOOO MUUUUCH NNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM (TbWk/)

220 >>It makes no difference how you feel about it, the days of an intelligent child progressing academically at the pace of the slowest children in the classroom are over. The Young Lady's Illustrative Primer is here.

Was in an experimental system in junior high, programmed learning. Student goes through material at his/her own pace, takes a 'quiz' at the end of a lesson, a 'test' at the end of a chapter. In algebra, about 6 weeks into the term, one of the teachers who was supposed to be 'just answering questions' gathered the ones who hadn't got far enough and put them into a standard classroom. She added more as time went by and about 40% of the class was sitting in front of her by the end of the school year. The district ended the experiment the next year.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

221 210 @196 TJM, Tafoya is putting up a good fight in Minn. Will she win , probably not, but she'll draw some more conservative non insane Dems who realize Flanagan is batshit nuts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 12:10 PM (oUMhY)

=======

Fingers crossed!

It would entertain me greatly if the GOP held onto NC and picked off some number of MI, GA, NH, and MN.

No one is really investing in GA on the GOP side for senate now, but that may be because the GOP candidate for governor is spending $90 million of his own money on his own race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (RtL9D)

222 Talarico, which one of the six is he? We need to see the other five.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (CtB0/)

223 Read an analysis yesterday that Sweden is toast demographically.

As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)

224 I got the job. I've accepted two job offers. What do I do if the better job doesn't flake on the background check? I can only be in one place at a time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (2OBCo)

225 Any word from Talarico's 'girlfriend'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:14 PM (0sNs1)

226 She must beware the Ticks.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar

Only evildoers need beware the Tick, chum!

Posted by: The Tick, nigh invulnerable at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/)

227 Ken Paxton, received about 14% of the Black vote in the 2022 Texas Republican attorney general primary runoff, according to exit-poll estimates. Paxton won the overall runoff with 68% of the vote.
--

John Cornyn received about 8% of the Black vote in the 2020 Texas Republican Senate primary, according to exit-poll estimates. Exit polls are sample-based, so the figure should be treated as an estimate rather than an official vote count.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (iLKq8)

228 Have you started day-drinking yet?
Posted by: Bulg

Outside the Eye-opener, mid-morning Bloody Mary, Silver Bullet Lunch and 3PM Happy Hour, this is a bad idea.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Y8DZL)

229
>>EXCLUSIVE: TALARICO SUPER PAC CAUGHT PAYING VOTERS!

>>"We are paying people $25...a roundabout way of paying people for their votes."


It's no $5000 but it's a start.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

230 Read an analysis yesterday that Sweden is toast demographically.

As a result, the Swedish Bikini Team will become the Swedish Burka Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax


You really think the goats would stand still long enough for that?

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (OUMaO)

231 $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (2OBCo)

232 Rahm Emmanuel made a fool of himself this morning on CNBC, arguing there are centrist Democrats that can get elected, and then he cited a list of candidates to prove his point, none of whom have a shot in hell of winning their races. Emmanuel is pro-police, having been a mayor, pro closed borders, pro free enterprise, and a globalist. He's the mirror image of a bunch of GOPe types, but he thinks he has a viable candidacy as a Democrat. What a nutty thing to think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)

233 What surprises me is that the Texas Democrat Party didn't dig up a moderate Democrat

Because Donald Trump IS a moderate Democrat.

As per the current left Clinton era policies or hell Obama era policies are now "far right wing extremism"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

234 I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 12:12 PM


Several years ago, the Katy ISD bond issue to fund their new stadium failed. So, they built it anyway. Right next to the old stadium.

I found that instructive. Priorities, you know.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (bXODF)

235 232 Rahm Emmanuel made a fool of himself this morning on CNBC, arguing there are centrist Democrats that can get elected, and then he cited a list of candidates to prove his point, none of whom have a shot in hell of winning their races. Emmanuel is pro-police, having been a mayor, pro closed borders, pro free enterprise, and a globalist. He's the mirror image of a bunch of GOPe types, but he thinks he has a viable candidacy as a Democrat. What a nutty thing to think.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 12:16 PM (3MCWg)

=========

And he's Jewish.

Dude doesn't have a dream of coming in 12th in the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 17, 2026 12:17 PM (RtL9D)

236 Donald Trump received approximately 18% of the Black vote in Texas during the 2024 election

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (iLKq8)

237 "I got the job." Well done!

"I can only be in one place at a time."

I always mess up on the 'can you be in two places at once' interview question. I know they want 'yes,' but I can't figure out a credible followup to 'good, how would you do it?'

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

238 nood

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

239 I live in Texas. Our elementary schools have million dollar football stadiums (exaggeration). If the classroom needs funds, there's plenty that could be cut to get it without taking still more from the people.

Government at every level is wildly overfunded.

My metric is if your state has the funds for a squirrel killing assualt team you could knock your state budget by 90% with no impact visible to normies, I guess outside of their pets not getting murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (sKqQm)

240 THE BOSS HAS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 12:19 PM (IfYAC)

241 As for the economy, it is not good in my neck of the woods.
Arizona.
Myself and multiple co-workers have been trying to find employment elsewhere with no luck.
I have applied for jobs I am definitely qualified for and never even received a "piss off" response.

I'm hearing a lot of it in general here.
Also noticed the wages being offered are down

People seemed to think Trump would magically restore food prices, gas, etc. to what they were before Biden sent them into orbit.
That it hasn't happened will cause a loss in support from the LIVs.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 17, 2026 12:21 PM (Zzk8n)

242 A big reason affluent-district Texas schools have grandiose football stadiums is that they have to share 'excess' funds with less-affluent districts. Build a mega-million dollar football stadium, and there aren't any excess funds.

Our local ISD is going to put some bonds on the ballot this year, mostly to give teachers and staff a salary increase. Our test scores are median, at best, but we want the 'best' teachers, don'cha know?

I know a couple of substitute teachers. Their stories are wild. Home-schooling is the way to go, unfortunately.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (0sNs1)

243 George W. Bush received 11% of the Black vote in Texas in the 2004 presidential election, according to exit-poll data.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:22 PM (iLKq8)

244 If you don't want you child to be an illiterate, raging communist, faggot; Home School is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:25 PM (iLKq8)

245 Our local ISD is going to put some bonds on the ballot this year, mostly to give teachers and staff a salary increase. Our test scores are median, at best, but we want the 'best' teachers, don'cha know?

Honestly this is the reverse of the direction we should go.

Teaching should be mostly an end of career type job for people with expertise in their field.

I was a chemistry teacher who is a 30 year industry vet who wants to semi-retire. Not a 25 year old with a masters of Ed who has only learned anything about chemistry from binge watching Breaking Bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

246 Texas USED TO BE a really great state before the mob of Izzies, 'ex'-Failrornites, disturbed Northerners, footloose 'Noo Yawk!'-ers, and the rest of the ones who voted 'blue' and then recognized the failure of their belief system decided to beat feet to the Lands of Common Sense. Now they're shittifying the places they moved to. And think: They were made WELCOME in their new homes. Stevie Wonder's still right: "When you believe in things / That you don't understand / You will suffer" … yeah you right, Stevie.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 12:30 PM (ayRl+)

247 The democrats don't really mean it.

Posted by: Average America at September 17, 2026 01:15 PM (TBtE9)

248 Texas USED TO BE a really great state before the mob of Izzies, 'ex'-Failrornites, disturbed Northerners, footloose 'Noo Yawk!'-ers, and the rest of the ones who voted 'blue' and then recognized the failure of their belief system decided to beat feet to the Lands of Common Sense.
------

The same in NC. The last election, less than 1/2 of voters were NC natives. It's a cancer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

249 Daniels: "You've said you want to be helpful. So why do things that you know are going to be harmful?


In other words, wear a US Patriot and Jooo-tolerant skin suit for the next 50 days!

The DNC Top Commanders must be astounded and frantic their commands to Hard-Leftists are not automatically obeyed. "All these commie anti-Joos wearing Democrat Party skin suits are not team players! Unpossible! We could muzzle anyone on the Left anytime we wanted! No longer. Waaaaah!"

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)

250 I was very surprised when the Dems trotted out Jasmine and Talarico, with Allred not running. Allred was by a wide margin the closest thing democrats had to a normal person. Crockett and Talarico are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Advo at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (jO4mz)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Remington Lesson1.jpg


His First Lesson

Frederic Remington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Louis L'Amour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Lesson #1... Don't stand behind the horse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

6 He'll have a hard time getting that cinch tight with just the one hand.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)

7 The equine was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

8 His First Lesson


"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".


Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)

9 Poor horsey looks scared. Great painting though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

10 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)



I lum'd as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

11 brush flaps ~over~ assless chaps?
got my attention...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

12 So, you got a saddle on him. Good work for the first day.

I'll bet you don't get up on him though.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (lbCXT)

13 His First Lesson
----
What are the student learning outcomes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

14 I could give him some advice.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

15 It's a Remington, the awesome is baked right in

mos def would hang

good selection, CBD
you can knock off early today if you want

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

16 horse vividly remembers the last time someone got near his tail with a barlow...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

17 Are you ready for training?

Nay!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

18 In my adobe hacienda....

Posted by: Louise Massey and the Westerners at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

19 I do love Remington, also Russell. Western art is my favorite art.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)

20 The horse is giving him the side-eye.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

21 would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

22 Horse. Therefore, art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23 Naaaaaaaay!

Love cowboy art.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (vyGik)

24 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

25 hmm ok

we usually ride the horse about 5 miles into town where there is a whorehouse

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)

26 Bet you don't dare saddle my ass!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

27 Great selections yesterday and today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (zWqu+)

28 a cautionary tail of whoa!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

29 Hay now, settle down!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

30 Great selections yesterday and today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Agree

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

31 artistic masterpiece.

It’s a real tour-de-horse.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)

32
Great Art. Love the shadow line.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)

33 sunny sky

no reins expected

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

34 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

35 Student driver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

36 They're wearing assless chaps.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

37 That gives me an idea. . .

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

38 Horsey's eyes emote surprise. Wonder what happened before this scene.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (fcRnL)

39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

40 This one deserves to hang over the free breakfast bar at the Motel 6 in Santa Fe.

Posted by: Don't Mind The Imitation Maple Syrup Stains at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)

41 Kramer: Yeah, the little fella's been riding his heart out. They're gonna break his maiden.
Man: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there. It rained last night.
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.
Man: His father was a mudder?
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Man: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I just say?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

42 The hind foot is tied up so he can't kick.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Xqig)

43 yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

44 >>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Just a bit. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (rOKnE)

45 DONT REIN IN MY PARADE

Posted by: Ethel the Singing Horse at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

46 Quite accurate - the first lesson should ALWAYS be: Don't get your ass kicked by the horse.

If you do, however, you will remember it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (o36GC)

47 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed


We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

49 The gray horse in the background is thinking "Bro...might as well accept it. I speak from experience."

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

50 CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)

51 >>>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
----

one bridles at the mere suggestion

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

52 Out through the back door of Rosa's, I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back, and away I did ride

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (viF8m)

53 Looks like my dachshund when he thinks you're going to take his squeaky toy.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

54
Horse, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

55 Still deciding withers or not I like this one.

Posted by: Jockeying For Position at September 17, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

56 39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM

They're manely stable now.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

57 a couple of saucers hovering in the background.
(in much the same way that a brick doesn't)

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

58 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed


We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!
Posted by: Lizzy

Rein in the jollity.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

59 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

60 >>CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Can't expect the pretty horse art to last furlong. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

61 'This nag won't cooperate. Get Larry over here.'

'Where's lariat?'


(this one is such a stretch)

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (ZxPkt)

62 An amazing piece of Murrican art.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (RIvkX)

63 We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Posted by: Or is it chomping? at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Jimmy Funk, the youngest of the wrestling Funk Brothers, was quite mentally ill from being locked up in the Bunk House while his older brothers caroused in town.

Posted by: Ring The Mental Health Bell! at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

65 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

************

Espinoza - a limerick

There once was a cowpoke named Fife
Who learned lots of lessons in life.
The first one, of course:
"When mounting a horse,
Don't do it like mounting your wife!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)

66 59 horses were tiny "when people were shorter and lived near the water."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

67 >>We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Would't want to buck the trend!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

68 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

*********

Trigger warning!

Posted by: Roy Rogers at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

69 61 "you put too much storch in my underwear!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

70 I like the way he paints body language.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (bNf8H)

71 >Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck
-----

somebody was the first guy to eat bull testicles
what was the thought process on that

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (ZxPkt)

72 Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

73 That painting makes me appreciate A/C.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)

74 Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it

Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)

76 75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM

LOL.
*golfclap*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

77 FREDERIC REMINGTON (1861-1909)
The Trooper and His Mare
Price realised
USD 1,397,000
Estimate
USD 600,000 – USD 800,000

Closed:
20 Jan 2026

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)

78 Wild horses-we'll ride them someday.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Fundamentals of horse business.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (GNqmQ)

80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

81 His First Lesson


"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".


Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)
=====

Yep. Looks like Mr. Ed has the right one cocked and loaded.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)

82 I think that guy in the doorway is Adobe Gillis...

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

83 it fetlock a wet q-tip.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

84 Appears to be a two horse town.

Posted by: Casual observer at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

85 (rOKnE)

-----

That's an All-American hash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (BI5O2)

86 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

87 80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM

Stay on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

88 82 no, that's haunches pilate.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

89 Horse is like "why you looking under there like that? Aw, hell no!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (P6lWH)

90 Wilburrrrrr!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM (Toos7)

91 88 or maybe bill withers.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

92 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

93 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM


*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

94 Groan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (zWqu+)

95 There’s something about Remington that makes me stand up taller and proud to be living in the American West. What an amazing place, the West.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

96
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)



Facts are hard to deny......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

97 "any palomino is a pal o mine o."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

99 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon

Wow. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

100 Alright, it was good

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (zWqu+)

101 90 Wilburrrrrr!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM

Quiet, you!

Posted by: Francis The Talking Mule at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

102 98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

The Good Old Days, right?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (Gqar8)

103 (rOKnE)
-----
That's an All-American hash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


**********

"She turned me into a Knute!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (I0N4X)

104 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

Love Remington's body of work. Would hang today's art selection.

A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

105 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

Glad your hash changed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

106 *hoof bump*

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (zWqu+)

107 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
===

Humans were hunting and eating horses long before they started riding them. Whichever culture first domesticated horses for hauling and transportation ( I wonder which came first?), that culture had a surfeit of available protein.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (rj6Yv)

108 Glad your hash changed.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM


I'm on a different network. We'll see what happens next week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (P6lWH)

109 My spine and back muscles twinged just a bit. Cinch up, boys.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (5C90x)

110 rezin made it, but gymkhana designed it.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

111 >>>Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

"Hold my beer" has probably contributed to a lot of advancements in civilization. As well as entrants for the Darwin Awards. Ones we will never know about!

I still marvel that someone might have stored milk in the stomach of a goat millennia ago, saw it became curds and whey, and was like yeah let's eat that and see what happens.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Toos7)

112
The Horde is on fire today!

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)

113 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

I saw that - that was the total cash value, not just the take from Kelce - but still... LOL.

I wish I had the connections to finance a Ponzi scheme.

Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

The whole time, live modestly, and at least apparently work long hours.

No luxury apartments or extravagant parties, except for wooing clients, in an official business context.

Offshore *every last penny of the stolen proceeds.*

Set a reasonable goal, say $75-100m, then ghost everyone and flee the country when you hit it, or the heat is on, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)

114 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black

Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

115 A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.
Posted by: L

Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

116 >>Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?


Yes

Posted by: AOC at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)

117 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (+fpfy)

118 >> "any palomino is a pal o mine o."


Mind if I use that?

Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (rOKnE)

119 111 you slurped one, watched your kids do same... not that far of a stretch.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

120 Snake eyes
French fries and I got lots of gas
Full moon and a jumpin' tune
Now you don't have to ask
Sure enough, they'll be sellin' you stuff
When the moon begins to rise...

Posted by: Crazy Horse at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (P4iUb)

121 115. Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.
Posted by: Bulg

😏 In theme, it counts.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

122 First lesson for who, the horse or one of the cowboys?

(both?)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (aJQbY)

123 107 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinocerous as a teen.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)

124 But all the horse manure.

Posted by: The stableman's daughter at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

125 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

126 Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.

“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

127 Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________

There's a wistful anime movie in that somewhere.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)

128 118 you'll have to take it up with corporal agarn.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

129 >>>Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

Celebs do dumb things every day.

I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out. Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad. But he can't exactly work remote for training. I wonder if she's going to push for him to retire, which if he lost $35M he might not want to. Or transfer to a team in LA or NY.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (Toos7)

130 125 opticalllusion, you're three asterisks, while in a row, seem to form an arch. kinda neat.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

131 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.
Posted by: Ben Had


Buck Brannaman.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Za/mt)

132 >>Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad.


That's not how it works.
Can't wait for her at age 45'ish r=deciding she's ready for kids, hiring a surrogate. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (rOKnE)

133 "Hey, Hank, get Baffert on the phone. We're gonna need some good drugs for this one."

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

134 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

135 A Remington painting is a nice way to start the day. (Well, after errands, breakfast and a cup of coffee.) Bright and simple blocks of color but not static. The hard shadows at an angle and the placement of the people (notice none are standing right in back of the horse) in motion make the scene lively. It's a small thing but the horse's eye, wide and showing white in alarm, sets the mood. It is such an effective painting.

I do wonder if the title refers to the horse, the smaller (younger?) figure by his side, or both. In any case, the viewer is left with the impression that action will follow soon.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw)

136 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna


Her manager.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Za/mt)

137 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

138 Do horses like to eat Bluebells?

Posted by: Melding Threads at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Fn+3X)

139 Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna


**********

Patrick Mahomes

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

140 Not honoring Peter Max with a painting on the Art thread is sad. Maybe tomorrow?

Posted by: R. Crumb at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (Fn+3X)

141 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


If she were a male, she'd already be on Death Row.

John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.
The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.
He was executed in Texas in 2018.
*************************************************
A South Carolina jury needed two hours to send Timothy Ray Jones Jr. to death row after he strangled his five children.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (Za/mt)

142 OT, work email beef #5:

The "See below" with a chain of 50 emails.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (XvL8K)

143 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...
Posted by: Bulg

Umefufu.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (zWqu+)

144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

145 willowed from Morning Report

436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)

146 The Paolo, he knows what it is like to be called, how you say? The Peter Max!

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

147 144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.
Posted by: Bulg

Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.

Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)

148 Umefufu

HALF!

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (wkREs)

149 139. Patrick Mahomes
Posted by: muldoon

Ha! True.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

150 142 this pales to work or other "replies to mass recipient threads." esp with "liked" or some such inane brainlessness.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

151 Oh and speaking of sportsball... the women shrieking over Sydney Sweeney being mostly naked in that sports betting ad have ignored that she's an investor in Novig. Which is a savvy move. Her role grew from an equity stakeholder into a strategic partner and now the face (and body) of the brand. So the puritan scolds have given it free advertising and she'll probably be making bank from it. Well played.

Cardi B had a career, before rapping about wet female parts, as a ho drugging and then robbing her clients... yaaas kween get that bread!

Sydney Sweeney being a model and not hurting anyone... worst woman ever!

And I can't even with them being more enraged at her than the Clancy woman. Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)

152 At UPI: "NASA finds new impact crater on the moon"
Photo reveals the impacting object was obviously a big paintball.
https://tinyurl.com/y8hzm2ve

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

153 /sock adjustment

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)

154 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens


Camp Town ladies sing this song
Doo dah, doo dah...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Za/mt)

155 Sunny and 55 here on the water. It is a beautiful morning.

Hope y’all have a lovely day. This is certainly a great start!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 10:21 AM (2Jo7a)

156 Is the horse the student or the teacher?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

157 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (2OBCo)

158 153 unnecessary. but fun.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

160 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.
Posted by: Boss Moss


*********

Same as those hoss-style Indians...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:24 AM (I0N4X)

161 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM


Percy: Then there's the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!
Prince Edmund: And what do they do?
Percy: They jump, my lord. A lot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (P6lWH)

162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.

Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

163 Horse probably has a burr under it's saddle. They don't like that at all.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (xJpuh)

164 159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar8)

165
Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar

So a day that ends in Y

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (+gK6I)

166 Morn' all. Slept in this morning....so... what's new?
Posted by: It's me donna

Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

167 >>>Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains, they'd be hanging the Paramount Studios fleeing CA, with its like $22B in lost revenue fleeing too, squarely at the feet of Newsome and the CA democrats. Their policies caused this!

That, plus the union strike they had right after Hollywood was still recovering from COVID, plus woke DSA politics, plus ballot fraud.

What big company has to flee CA to finally wake the politicians up that they are the problem?

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)

168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

LOL!!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:28 AM (0CU3H)

169 I have to run and get back in the saddle again, but thanks for letting me chill a bit and spam the thread with silly news. Be good to each other! Love the horse puns.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Toos7)

170 This depicts the first western data center.

Constructed by Adobe.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (5ls6b)

171 Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)


That is the result of 100 years of feminism. It is the total destruction of "Woman," and subsuming the idea into a mess of post-modern nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (k5CNB)

172 Caption:

"You dumb bastard! Don't look me in the
the mouth! I'm a gift. Don't look me in the mouth!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (uCJSi)

173 168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD

There was a big Rodeo there last week. Don't want to know what went on behind the barn.

Posted by: Bareback Bobby at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (Fn+3X)

174 First lesson for the horse I assume

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (IfYAC)

175 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

When she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:32 AM (1z8ji)

176 Re: email (see what I did there?)

Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:34 AM (aJQbY)

177
Yep, Sydney Sweeney VS The Wine Mom Murderettes

Provides such a clear contrast,

Libtard Women
Crazy Is Just A State of Mind!!!!!!!!'

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (uCJSi)

178 Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Painting: very nice. Tells a story. I like the ragged brushstroke style. The shadows.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

180 176 that's beautiful.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

181 CBD, this is the result of TOXIC feminism, and specifically the second wave feminism, yes.

The first wave, the Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony era, was not toxic. They were both fiercely pro life and pro baby, and wanted women to get the vote so they could PROTECT and have a say in their kids' lives. They would be slapping all the modern pro choice women silly right about now. The idea of a woman not protecting babies would be anathema to them.

Ok, I'm really off now! No more getting distracted. But always happy to be distracted by you, CBD!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (Toos7)

182 This painting is totally lacking in happy little bushes.

But hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 10:39 AM (0sNs1)

183 Amber waves of grain>> Bloody waves of feminism.

Posted by: Waving Bye-Bye! at September 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Fn+3X)

184 Crazy Nancy got it right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (zWqu+)

185 Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM


You had to hoof it over here early to catch them live.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (0sNs1)

186 Down in the horse corral, standin' alone
Is an old Caballo, a Strawberry Roan
His legs are all spavined, he's got pigeon toes
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose

Little pin ears that touched at the tip
A big 44 brand was on his left hip
U-necked and old with a long, lower jaw
I could see with one eye, he's a regular outlaw
--Curley Fletcher, 1915, and yep there's a naughty version

For a glorious moment I thought it was Pretty Horsey week,
but it turns out to be Early Death from Appendicitis Days.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:43 AM (zdLoL)

187 and don't get me started on what i perceive to be "arbitrary lane changes."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

188 Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/
====


Or me!

Posted by: Mistaken blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

189 188 fun with undisclosed on speaker phone calls.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

190 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

191 Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections. Maybe you can just walk up to a BoA loan officer and say "I have a plan to scam celebrities with a Ponzi scheme. I need some seed money for it. Nobody's getting paid back, except you guys, who I don't dare fuck with. You get paid, everyone else gets bent, just like always."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 10:48 AM (BI5O2)

192 @167

>>If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains...

There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)

193 "Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections."

Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

194 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Remington. Nice!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

195 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

Bought any bales of hay lately?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

196 Ah California, the Land of the Lotus Eaters and brown serfs. Let us not go to California, it is a Silly Place.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

197 Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (

Yes. Thank you, LizLem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

198 Nobody actually knows how many Republicans are in California. California hasn't fair elections in decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

199 Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

Tell it to figure out a scheme to scam Somalians.

For all their Simoleons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)

200 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Beef don't come down, they'll all be et.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:53 AM (zdLoL)

201 Old and busted: high price of eggs.
The new hotness: high price of beef and petroleum distillates.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

202 Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.
Posted by: RandomDave
________

The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (XvL8K)

203 There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

204
Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

_________

This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically impecunious, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

205 Can't go wrong with a Remington.
🤠

Posted by: mindful webworker - hyah! at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (XAUvQ)

206 The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM


Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

207 203

Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

It is a numbers game, it is always a numbers game. And fraud.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

208 @195. AOP.
I got enough pasture for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (xJpuh)

209 You have to feed a horse even if you don't ride him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (36x1j)

210 Nood rant.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

211 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (gLYp7)

212 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

213 This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically *impecunious*, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

Learnt me a new word today. Thank you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (PSEDc)

214 Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
________

And no offense to the 'ettes, but I bet it's 99% female doing that. And 1% ghey.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (XvL8K)

215 199 "whatcha gonna do with all that kablingy?"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Bep7s)

216 I like Remington as much as the next guy, but something with the shadows looks "off" to me. If you assume the cowboy and the horse are about 6 ft tall their shadows are fairly short. But the shadows from the unseen fence looks real long. Is the fence like 15 ft high?

Posted by: High noon at September 17, 2026 11:18 AM (4S4Pm)

The Morning Report — 9/ 17 /26

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Good morning kids. We're all gonna die! Run away! The bogeyman du jour is of course Artificial Intelligence. Yes, as CBD and I discussed or in our case yammered on about on the latest episode of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and at the popular outlets listed at the bottom of this post, like anything else man has discovered or created, from fire to the wheel to atomic energy to a jet airliner and in one horrific instance 25 years ago box cutters and then jet airliners can be used both for the betterment of humanity and to enslave and/or massacre us. AI is and will be no different. Greed and the lust for absolute power are powerful motivators, just as the real or delusional notion as in the case of Islam and Leftism, of creating paradise on earth.

If you needed another reminder why this year’s midterm elections are so important, Barack Hussein Obama II is back to make the case: Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage. . . Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it.  This is what disciples of Big Government do: They write laws, rules, and regulations that give preferred companies monopoly power within a given industry, and in return, the corporate beneficiaries of these unfair privileges do Big Government’s bidding.  

This is the leftist, globalist, crony-capitalist model of governance throughout the West.  First, governments conjure a problem that can be used to scare the public.  Then their partners in the corporate news media hammer that problem until the public demands government action.  Finally, governments propose new laws that infringe upon the public’s freedoms while allocating new powers to the fearmongering governments.  Scaring people until they beg for more government is how authoritarianism and totalitarianism take hold.

On a separate note, and speaking of the midterm elections, I give you the madness that is the Democrat Left.

Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender' . . . William Lawrence, the far-left Democrat nominee for a competitive House race in Michigan, called for "abolishing the institution of marriage," arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state," video footage obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

Yeah makes total sense, and from that abortion we go to the utterly repulsive on every level...

Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world, despite saying in the past that abortion is “a huge part of who I am.”

My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!! Dunham is so out of the public eye that my thought was that she would only have the baby so as to arrange a live television event on inbred beady-eyed mouth breathing banjo boy Scarborough and concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov's Morning Joke wherein she could take advantage of Lindsay Clancy's notoriety and love affair/near beatification from Leftists and she could boost her career by strangling the infant to death a la Clancy with her bare hands, followed by the regular Al sharpton railing against diamond merchants and white interlopers!

That's show biz, baby. And with that bit of insanity and depravity I bid you all to have a good day.

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1 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (lXoJ5)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

3
JJS is here

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)

6 They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.

"And the songs they sing while they work the plantation is so uplifting!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (lXoJ5)

7 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

8 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

9 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5)

10 5 Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)


Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)

11 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)

12 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (IfYAC)

13 "Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner: ‘We’d Trade Five Americans’ for One ‘Undocumented Immigrant’"

Can we trade Hallie Shoffner for someone useful?

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

14 I think I had one as well

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (IfYAC)

15 Willowed:

According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked.

https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty, who rarely willows at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

16 "Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Me too. Next to the black light poster of Shangrila.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (MWfyi)

17 arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"

Then why did Sodomites who categorically reject the Biblical model of marriage want to be married?

All of these arguments are retarded and lies. Marriage has been an institution that has been enjoyed by all cultures since the beginning of recorded history.

The "separation of church and state" was just as invented as the "right to abortion". Up until this new invention was eisegeted into the Constitution, there was prayer in schools, Bible reading in public classrooms, ten commandments in public buildings like schools and court houses, and worshipful banners in the public square during Christmas and Good Friday/Easter. No one had a problem with it under the Constitution. Then the Leftists decided to evict God

And now the "separation of church and state" has been crushed under the integration of Islam into our government, plus Climate Cultism, Feminism and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government.

Every religion is part of the State EXCEPT the one religion the United States was founded on.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (/TiS1)

18 Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner

'I have a list of 5 Democrat office holders that I will trade for 15 South African farmers.

But not 15 North Koreans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

19 New York Times Owns Up to Two Israel-Related ‘Editing Errors’ in Two Days
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Fagz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

20 "...and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government."

Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Recycling at September 17, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

21 “I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to Seek a Second Term

................

That's some funny $h!t right there.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (j/yko)

22 You boomers, with your blacklight posters and dipsticks. What a bunch of losers.

Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

23 "Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters"


There are probably dozens of groups doing this, this guy just got caught.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (I43vL)

24 it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"

Found in the penumbra and emanation clause.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (lXoJ5)

25 Good morning!

>>Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it.


Yeah, we saw how je and the FBI abused the NSA FISA dbs to deep-dive on political enemies, and when that was shut down, he abused the FISA court with a manufactured Russia collusion hoax..

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (rOKnE)

26 There used to be a Peter Max cartoon in the Sunday paper that you could color in. Psychedelically of course.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

27 ***Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage.
----

Regulate, we must regulate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (vPv7/)

28 Paul gets his oil checked regularly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RJBgA)

29 >>“I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”


Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.

Seriously.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (rOKnE)

30 Trump Demands Major Interest Rate Cut Following Fed Hike.

--

Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.

I'm feeling like there are a lot of forces working in tandem to make the Rs lose the House...at the very least. Thereby cutting Trump's last 2 years off at the knees.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

31 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ)

32 Lizzy

If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

33 You think it’s weird now always remember, the lights are on, food on the shelves at the grocery, water flows from the tap, garbage gets picked up on Thursdays, etc etc.

Things go a little bit sideways, and things are gonna be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wzze2)

34 ***China Pressures Iran to Open Strait of Hormuz as Foreign Minister Visits Beijing
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Yellow man speak with forked tongue. He give Iran aid, sustenance and weapons of war then say open canal. What does he want, really?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (vPv7/)

35 Regulate, we must regulate."

Gotta keep those upstarts down"

/Largest firms

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (pfXMo)

36 @20

>>Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it.

Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.

What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

37 Morning, all. My job prayers today:
I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.

This afternoon I have an interview.

Sometime in the next few days, possibly a different interview.

Still waiting to hear back from my best 'in progress' prospects

Lord Jesus, let the right job come through, let the wrong ones politely decline (and inform me of such), and let it be soon!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (aJQbY)

38 Braenyard

The Red Sea stoppage has to hurt. The Chinese have a large strategic oil reserve. But that is finite, and not being refilled.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

39 “I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”

==

"Investing in people..."

What nonsensical pablum that means nothing. I'm sure that dumb, reckless boob will be easily reelected. Or "reelected." Either way leaves him in office to continue sinking the ship.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

40 What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.

--

ITA, Thomas. It has me very concerned. The window to November is closing very quickly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

41 cost of diesel,"

Hey, let's convert refineries to "renewable diesel"! That'll fix it!

/oh, wait.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (pfXMo)

42 I have training for substitute teaching today

Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-

Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)

43 El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012.

Effective Altruism allows you to spend money on YOUR favored groups and at the same time denounce those with CLASS privilege.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

44 Finally saw the Sydney Sweeney ad.

Very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (77rzZ)

45 I always figured to die, it's the "where, when and how" part that is still in question

Posted by: Kittens! at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (LOZbR)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (ccf/V)

47 ***Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.
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Remember when Trump asked you to help out with Hormuz?
Freeze in the dark, bitches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (vPv7/)

48 Lena Dunham had a hysterectomy at 31, so at least no one had to have sex with her for this baby. It's one small mercy in the surrogacy craze.

Posted by: FollyHerself at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (Ccqgk)

49 “They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”

And she feels that she can represent well the people she clearly hates, despises and wishes to replace with turd-world illiterate slaves.

Notice, she doesn't give any care or thought to culture, civility, traditions, human flourishing, community—she purely focuses on the work output. This by a woman who is a stranger to labor and any meaningful work. The Demonic Party slave holders then and slave holders now.

With cheap energy, its pretty easy and far more productive to use machinery to perform the stoop labor this communist wants people to perform. But she wants to ban energy, productivity and prefers sipping a wine while the slaves toil out in the sugar cane fields.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (9Hs2w)

50 I still think Barack Owebama believes he's the 12th imam here to bring mass destruction and Armageddon so allah (PissBUH) comes to Earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (ccf/V)

51 Lena Dunham was so invested in abortion that she made her book tour a series of paid events, where proceeds went to Planned Parenthood.

Her show's attempt to de-stigmatize abortion contained the most viscerally offensive, yet unintentionally revealing, depictions of what ghouls these abortion activists are:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83

That poor kid!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)

52 I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.
====

How To Discipline Students Without Leaving Marks
Staff Room Etiquette
Lining Up Intro & Advanced

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

53 ****A Gaza terrorist who fled to the U.S. after the October 7 attack mocked his victims and joked about the bloodbath on the phone, transcripts released by federal prosecutors show. Mahmoud Amin Ya’qub al-Muhtadi, accused of committing acts of terror on October 7, 2023, was arrested last year at his home in Lafayette, Louisiana.
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If they tied him to a chair in front of a mirror allowing him to watch as he slowly bled out. Would that be a bad thing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (vPv7/)

54 Lena Dunham having a child?

Italian giallo directors longingly looking at their 9mm Beretta, "Amica, we may create Naziploitation films but we ain't going to film that."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

55 It's called The Tobacco Gambit.

First demonize something, the call for the item to be regulated by the government for people's safety and welfare, then segregate or outright ban the item before getting John Morgan involved to sue the item's manufacturers for big dough, all the while the item remains legal so everyone involved makes money.

Posted by: Smoke Em If You Gots Em at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (P4iUb)

56 My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!!


Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ccf/V)

57 she purely focuses on the work output."

She hasn't a clue.

BTW - noticing NG prices dropping, too...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (pfXMo)

58 Obama subscribes to Pinko magazine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

59 Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world

Sefton! For the love of all that's holy, man, put a bigger warning label on that!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (P6lWH)

60 “They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”

"best people we know" - and I lay odds she doesn't speak Spanish and they don't speak English.

I can believe this statement because since she is morally on her back in the lowest parts of the gutter, even illegal alien rapists and murderers look good compared to her contemporaries in the Demonic Party.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (9Hs2w)

61 Braenyard

You are much too kind. First, he has to watch the View for a week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

62 I have training for substitute teaching today
>>>
Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you-

Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5)

Is that advice for the classroom or the Teachers Lounge? Both?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)

63 Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected.

Seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy

That's cute. You want facts and details.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RJBgA)

64 >>If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.

Heh!

. . . and then Speak Truth To Power by reporting the results!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (rOKnE)

65 Transhumanist faggot Peter Thiel only has your best interests at heart, so let's spend a trillion tax dollars on AI.

So this is the new based, conservative ethos, huh?

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (H8R4Z)

66 Lena Dunham has allowed herself to get so disgusting and fat and she clearly has mental problems.

These Hollywood people need to be trebucheted into outer space.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (XV/Pl)

67 Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world

Give it a few years and the kid's lifeless body will be swinging from a rafter in the boat house.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (nAS9C)

68 Just wait until Lena Dunham has Lindsay Clancy babysit the sprout.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)

69 I'm not sure the Democrats have to do much to control AI. Most of the outfits, with the possible exception of Musk's 'grok' are run by raging leftists anyway.

And it's pretty clear. Much of the anecdotal information seems to indicate many AI models "lean hard left."

The Democrats get any sort of power and they'll control at least some of the AI infrastructure. What they'll do with it is not hard to guess.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5)

70 Washington State House candidate ( D) said being and crying after failing DUI tests. What do you pray for at that point -Please God, let me not be found guilty of drunk driving?

https://tinyurl.com/3tm9fv63

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

71 >>“They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE VOTES OF THOSE 5 AMERICANS SHE'S SO DEARLY WANTS TO TRADE AWAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

72 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (Za/mt)

73 Democrats:

Perfectly comfortable bartering human beings as chattel, since the 1800s.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (aKiSo)

74 https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83

That poor kid!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)



That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)

75 The Lena Dunham with baby costume.

Not coming to Target, Wal-Mart, or Spirit Halloween ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

76 and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world"

So, not actually "hers" at all. Whew.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (pfXMo)

77 The federal government spends around $1.3 trillion each year on means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs.

It is interesting that when we cut means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs that average incomes increase and poverty goes down.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

78 Thomas Bender

North Koreans and sharks both need protein.

Helicopters not included.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

79 Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.

Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)

80 70- darn autocorrect-" Seen praying and sobbing"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (JrHfD)

81 The Midwitch Cuckoos have nothing on American Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)

82 Lena Dunham underwent a hysterectomy in 2018 at age 31 to manage severe endometriosis pain after years of surgeries and failed treatments.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

83 These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York

I want to wake up
In a city that never sleeps
And find I'm a number one

Top of the list
King of the hill
In old New York

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (vPv7/)

84 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

85 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
When I saw Feminism is Imploding, all I could think was AWFLs screaming "we'll implode if we want , you patriarchal bastards"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)

86 I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V)

87 I’m re-evaluating my thinking on the Houthi.

Anybody willing to shoot missiles at Mecca can’t be completely wrong. And it turns that the Houthi, whose armed forces are about 3% of a population
Of about 10 million, are on their own ground more powerful than the entire EU.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (tOqvK)

88
The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.

Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)

89
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C)



But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

90 Energy is the lifeblood of any industrial economy. Bitchin about the cost of gas is the perfect way to remind people what the ramifications are of policies that make 'energy costs necessarily skyrocket', closing down refineries, draining the SPR and shutting down nuclear power. Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8)

91 The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.

Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)



Much like the dog she once had, I'm hoping she realizes she's not fit to be a mother and gives the child a fighting chance by giving it away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

92 Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex


I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)

93 >>That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.


Right?! It takes your breath away.

And we wonder how women can support Clancy, well look at what their media has been feeding them.
Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)

94 But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know."

I look forward to the pics (similar to Pete Buttgigger's) of her in the hospital bed holding the young'n...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (pfXMo)

95 Tom Servo

Remember, that same population humbled the Egyptian military in the '60s. They were poison gassed by Egypt for resisting.

That war is North Yemen is called the Egyptian Vietnam.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

96 >>I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.


"I know, right?"

-- Dunham's gay activist sister, who was sexually abused by Dunham when they were kids

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (rOKnE)

97 Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)



I mean, she threw that out there as nonchalant as a fart joke at a watching party.

"We can't do that because I had an abortion yesterday. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

98 Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!"

Well, if the story out of the Netherlands is true...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo)

99 What are the odds that Lena Dunham tragically suffocated the baby by rolling over on it in its sleep?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oUMhY)

100 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"

NYT says the darndest things

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

101 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"

NYT says the darndest things
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)



They apologized for the glitch in the system, geez.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (ccf/V)

102 My brain simply cannot fathom the evil degeneracy and rotted brain cells it would take to not have had an abortion...but regretting that you never had one. It's absolutely surreal how sick this is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

103 Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
---

Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)

104 Braenyard

Nuclear power for baseline power.

Natural Gas for export dollars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

105 "I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks."

Has it been called a boy or girl yet? I would bet no.

Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi)

106 83 I loathe that song.

Little towns are where it’s at, not that urban hellhole.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)

107 >Trump Admin Negotiating With the Houthis to Keep Red Sea Open.

----

I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

108
Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)



The Monticello coal fired plant near Mt. Pleasant, Texas was shut down and disassembled during the Owebama administration in a deal made with then Governor Rick Perry.

The plant sat near multiple lignite deposits that was used to fuel the facility. At the time of shutdown, it was estimated that at current consumption rates, there was a minimum of 150 years of lignite available to the plant close enough to it where trains wouldn't need to be used for transport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

109 Thank goodness the “environmental” lobby and lunatic government regulators were able to throttle domestic energy production, coal, oil, gas, and nuclear for the last 50 years in favor of endangered cockroaches, baitfish, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (wzze2)

110 The lack of a Peter Max painting on the Art Thread redounds to our shame. And who knew there is a podcast?

Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)

111 Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters

--

You have to hand it to them for creativity. They want to lure young people to an informercial symposium on why they should vote for Talarico and hate all things Republican. It's mass indoctrination for young people who are so susceptible to it already. The only fault is I'm surprised they didn't also offer weed and pizza to attend the propaganda-fest.

I note that Talafreako is also pounding on Flock cameras, which hits all the right notes for the young skulls full of mush. I hope you all are right and that he will still get hammered in November.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)

112 I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)

113 And who knew there is a podcast?
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X)
=====

They have good bumper music.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

114 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)

True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8)

115 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)

116 I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo)



Bishes still be cray, yo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

117 Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.

Raising rates means that we spend more interest on the debt. Since Congress won't cut spending, that means borrowing - or printing - more money in order to deal with it.

That is inflationary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

118 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf)



Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

119 I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)

120 Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)

121 Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)



It could be that they're just covering for the zombie twins, Maxine and Mitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

122 Miranda Devine: Trump was nearly assassinated more than 2 years ago. We deserve the truth

fuck you

then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

123 How do I know Republicans are winning the midterms?

The left has their agents doing their best to stir up a war on the right.

You thought the white supremacist/Nazi smear was dead?

Oh no, just rebranded:
Now we have Erick Erickson splashing a big "expose" of all these conservative organizations and churches that are being funded by Nazis and white supremacists.

Gee, wow--what a coincidence that is exactly the main line of attack of Osoff against Morris in GA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

124 I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5)


Sadly, the child is trans, as is required for the children of all celebrities.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

125 I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi)



I appreciate that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)

126 Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices"

Media is focused. Egg prices, anyone?

The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.

It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...

Almost.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)

127 True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope

Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

128 I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.

The leftists seem to have a bit of Pol Pot in them. Or at least seem determined to prevent resource extraction or manufacturing of any kind. Under the guise of the “environment” no logging, mining, factories, etc. dependent on foreign nations for everything.

We don’t have to import Food. At least, not yet. I can’t think of any particular reason this can’t happen over time. Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too. They seem to hate that too, so why not.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (wzze2)

129 Democrats are trying to appeal to younger voters by sounding alarms on Data Centers, Flock cameras, expensive gasoline and foreign entanglements.

Thank goodness Republicans won't stoop to that level and are holding fast to traditional conservative values like expensive gas, foreign entanglements and total government surveillance.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (H8R4Z)

130 No child deserves that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (36x1j)

131 >>Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender'


Spoiler alert: That's always been the goal, which started with gay marriage. At the time of the SSM push, advocates admitted that A) gays didn't want marriage, they were just the camel's nose under the tent in redefining marriage, and B) the goal was redefine it to cover any sort of relationship (siblings, friends, whatever) to the point that it lost all meaning.

The Beyond Marriage organization laid it all out in detail, but the site has since disappeared.
https://tinyurl.com/3372t7aw

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)

132 Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)



OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!

---Sponge's Boss

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)

133 PDTS should just tell congress to stay home. They're not doing their basic job, let alone doing anything constructive. FFS we don't even have a budget and haven't had one for a couple of decades, maybe even more. What legitimate business operates without a budget?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (3Ope8)

134 ..oh, and your paycheck will not be affected...cheers!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (AKptf)

135 Have you seen the price of arugula lately?

Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

136 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms?

Does it matter? They went out in an orgy of votes and sent multiple bills to the Senate, none of which will be voted on. What, exactly, do you want them doing in DC. At least now, some of them will return to their districts and might get an earful from their constituents.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

137 Don Black

It is a fork attack on the Saudis by America.

The Saudi's turned down the Abraham Accords.
The Saudi's were told to do it yourself.
The new Saudi Defense pact with Pakistan and Turkey failed to help them.

Areas of the world most affected are the EU, with the Saudi's declaringforce majeure, and China. Also make US energy exports earn more money. Esp. natural gas as LPG>

The second best military in the region is Israel. If the Saudi's ask for military assistance from Israel, this is a US win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

138 @117

>>That is inflationary.

Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.

The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)

139 In TX, we have Cornyn, Rove and the rest of the GOPe attacking conservatives for being racist.

Really, wow, the guy who hailed the "Indian Century" coming to the US is bought-and-paid by Indians?

So we have in GA and TX, two red states, Democrat operatives are trying to drive up Democrat votes via their tried-and-true racial fearmongering and split conservatives less 60 days before the Election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc)

140 Have you seen the price of arugula lately?
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Now with bonus fecal contamination!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)

141 There is no such thing as "separation between church and state."

If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.

You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (36x1j)

142 >>then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks

A bit difficult to run a recent photo.

Just the other day, the FBI arrested a young guy in Butler County, same place Crooks tried to murder Trump, on weapons charges and charges he was planning a terrorist attack in support of ISIS.

Seems a bit coincidental.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (viF8m)

143 Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."

How hard can that be?

/

*remember during the o'bumble years when we'd get charming tales of some bubbly female who was turning their* building's roof into a "garden", as if 2,000 square feet could produce enough calories to feed...

*where they lived. Didn't own it, though. Whatever happened to those "gardens"?

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

144 The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)
=====
End of the quarter is coming. Pay me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

145
It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices...

Almost.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo)



Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade. Most people don't KNOW that California was a significant location for these refineries and Democrat policies made them mostly ILLEGAL to operate within the state.

Most people don't KNOW that we haven't built a new refinery for the better part of 50 years.

All issues are belong to Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)

146 Pinko Magazine and The Anal Retentive are the only print magazines I still subscribe to.

Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)

147 The entire $40 Trillion national government debt rolls over every four (4) years, roughly. Very short term. A legacy of the Clinton years. It isn’t spread out with long duration securities.

Consequently it is like a land mine, when interest rates tick up it immediately requires an ever increasing amount of cash to service the interest payments on the debt.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (wzze2)

148 10 T yield fell under 5%; magic!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (AKptf)

149 So...US House of Representatives... what is it exactly you'd say you DO around here?

Posted by: The two Bobs at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

150 @117

>>That is inflationary.

Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary.

The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl)

I was expecting a reference to flaming clown boners. (h/t to ace)

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX)

151 I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.

According to wiki, which I tend to believe in this case, the US is first, Russia, China, Australia, and India follow with, roughly, 2/3 the reserve of the US each.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

152 The Houthi's are smacking the shit out of the Saudi military. Yesterday, or the day before, these clowns were able to down a Saudi Air Force F-15. Allegedly with gunfire. From the ground.

For all the billions of dollars of military gear and training the SA military has spent... they're comical in their incompetence.

This is why there are talks with the Houthi's about the Red Sea and not the Saudi's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Cry5)

153 OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!

---Sponge's Boss
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf)



WOOT! #Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

154 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (aKiSo)

155 Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade"

Huh. It's not been on The Daily Show, or TikTok...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (pfXMo)

156 New York spends more than any other state on public education, pays teachers more generously than most other states, and has more students classified with a disability than almost any other state. After inflation, education spending has increased by 82 percent since 1993. Yet enrollment in public schools has fallen by 9 percent, and eighth-graders now read at a lower level than they did ten years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

157 Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (3Ope8)

158 https://tinyurl.com/3f6zskfv

@townhallcom
NEW: A House Judiciary report just dropped screenshots of ActBlue's internal Slack messages.

They show staff knowingly waved through foreign donations—using "verification" methods you won't believe. . .


This is unreal:

When ActBlue's own legal counsel Zain Ahmad tried to report this, IT deleted his messages in real time.

This one says "Please stop deleting my requests. You are violating the laws and policies of our company." Deleted 5 seconds later.


They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

159 Hopefully the nanny or au pair that raises Lena Dunham’s baby has a good head on her shoulders.

Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XOmY9)

160 If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.

You might even say Mass. has actually already done that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence
__________

Congregationalism was the established church in Massachusetts until 1833. But the first amendment was then grafted onto the states by the 14th.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XvL8K)

161
Calling All Anti-AItards!

Please read and digest this bit of wisdom from the HQ's Spiritual Godfather:

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to 'safety') by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
HL Mencken, written in 1921.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)

162 It's a good thing I'm not in charge.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt)

163 154 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Who do you truss?

Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)

164 >>Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."

How hard can that be?


"Not very: Reintroduce the wolves into Colorado's prime cattle ranching space!!"

-- Jared Polis

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)

165 They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

166 >>Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.

Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

167
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)



And yet not one person has been fined, arrested or hauled in front of a grand jury for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

168 Don Black

You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

169 Well, now you've done it!

Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)

170 EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'
--------

They just want to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (kM43H)

171 I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same."

You'll never know.

/zombie FDR

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (pfXMo)

172
Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.

They did point out it got to $5.25 here after the Ukes got invaded.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)

173 How'd I miss this obvious harbinger of the end times?

"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)

174 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears
---------

Dear Lord, shave your labia, you addled fop

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (kM43H)

175 You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
====

I would see nothing but opportunities.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

176 162 It's a good thing I'm not in charge.
Posted by: Don Black

Amen to that!

Posted by: Chrome Toaster Patriot at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X)

177 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7)



What, exactly, is happening, runt?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

178 >> Of the greatness of his government and peace there will be no end. He will reign on David’s throne and over his kingdom, establishing and upholding it with justice and righteousness from that time on and forever. The zeal of the Lord Almighty will accomplish this.”

Isaiah 9:7

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (K+75H)

179 Pray for Lena Dunham's baby, that he lives past the Clancy line.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (UlNBK)

180 What is this thing called "local TV?"

Posted by: Most people at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

181
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house"
https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3)



Why was there a port-o-potty at Nick Cage's house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

182 Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)

183 @169

>>Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"

De Niro is quite literally a TDS eaten up lunatic.

If you asked exactly why he hates Trump, he more than likely wouldn't be able to explain why.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XV/Pl)

184 >>If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.



Oh, hey, lookee here!

"VISIT TST

64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."


https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5



Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

185 Huck Follywood

How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

186 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "

Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"

A scene never allowed again...

(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

187 Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.

-
"F*ck you guys," they explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7)

188 The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.

According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)

189 From the Tech thread:

34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows):

28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)


The title is clickbait, but the article could be legit. The space is full of weirdos. Apparently Dario Amodei at Anthropic proposed a bunch of his peeps from Effective Altruism for the fake-independent regulator that he wants pre-captured. That's the group Sam Bankman-Fried belonged to, who went to prison for fraud, but not before they were all screwing in a mansion in the Caribbean or something. Probably what it's referring to.

Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ke3zm)

190
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.

The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (tOqvK)

191 @181 Probably construction or plumbing related mishap eh.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (cWLG3)

192 De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (2Cry5)

193 64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."

https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5



Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)



How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

194 Hollywood celebrities. Is there anything you DON'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

195 What is this thing called "local TV?"

It's where I can watch MASH ... at 4 pm, right before dinner.

/Ammonia Hills Senior Living Center

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (pfXMo)

196 Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.

Posted by: Never Driving North of NC Line at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (Fn+3X)

197 Conservatives have this fatal blind spot.

And it's part of the "magic dirt" theory that somehow, magically, everyone who sets foot on American soil becomes creedal, integrated, Americans; "just like my great, great granddaddy did when he came through Ellis Island!"

And those who believe a notion that was never fully true--and has been dead for well over 100 years--there's still this self-deception:
"Well, that person is doing things I like to do, and I'm a conservative--so they must be conservative too!"

Lefties also do outdoor stuff, manly stuff, sports and religion, you know.

90% of the kids in that photo Bo French posted are registered Democrats.
Every single one old enough in 2024 voted for Kamala. As did their parents.

And some conservatives are stupidly, "I just see American kids in cowboy hats enjoying American sports. Hur-dee-dur. What's the problem?"

It's like gazing upon a NEA rally, with Pali and Soviet flags, like it's a nostalgic Norman Rockwell painting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc)

198 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families

We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)

199 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.

Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

200 198 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

Communism 101 Kill the family for the State
Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy
Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families

We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur)
----
It's CHY-na.

Posted by: DJT at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (cWLG3)

201 Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then, but man did those girls look good. Like bimbos like them would have the first clue who he was.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (kM43H)

202 Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.



I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.



Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)

203 >>How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?


Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

204 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse

==

...by having its billionaires buy American surrogates ? we are on to you bishes!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf)

205 DeNiro loves sucking commie cock and relishes being part of the op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (zWqu+)

206 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.

They're triangles, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

Who do you truss?

Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X)
-

Not a shingle one of them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (mvZ2E)

207 >>Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

The real reason the Republicans won the House back is because despite how useless many of them are the left is nucking futs and getting worse by the day and no amount of media whitewash can cover it up.

We all know the media is on the left and will whatever they can to sew anger on the right. They've only been doing this all our lives. Maybe we should stop listening to them and go win anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m)

208 Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)

Thanks. It is a good quote. H.L. Mencken had a lot of amusing and trenchant observations to make, but I ( as a horde member ) personally do not regard him as my "spiritual godfather."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (JrHfD)

209 It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then"

MUST SEE TV!!!

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo)

210

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.



Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)



Exactly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

211 115 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner
=======
Thanks to Massie pushing impeachment crap for Hegseth and others. They recessed one day early and had already passed a lot of legislation going nowhere in the Senate. Your ire should be directed at the Senate, not the House.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (E4rtv)

212 Rice stated that the Clinton Administration did not tell her about what was uncovered in 1995 in the Philippines.
Rice’s apology about not seeing the nature of the danger is misplaced given the evidence that the preceding Clinton Administration failed to disclose the key facts to her.

=======================
Whether or not she has culpability, it is heartening to see a public official take some responsibility. I'm so used to the other kind, those who blame everyone else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (aLYxy)

213 Not a shingle one of them."

These jokes are heading for the gutters

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (pfXMo)

214 Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.

It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (17WQZ)

215 How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________

A bit older than a toddler, but:

https://tinyurl.com/4fwdx9m5

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (XvL8K)

216 >>>Trump could simply mean that Iran is on the ropes and the regime cannot survive much more than two months.

Or Trump may be hinting that after the midterms, regardless of who controls Congress, he will be free of electoral pressures and able to resume military operations to accelerate the theocracy’s ongoing economic ruin.
---

Hanson's not listening. Trump said that directly. After the election it won't matter, he's not running again, he doesn't have to please anyone. Iran either gives it up or we're going to take it. Period.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (vPv7/)

217 186 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "

Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...

"Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?"

A scene never allowed again...

(the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

218 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
=====

But not old enough to remember basic economics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

219 >>Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.


It is exhausting!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE)

220 190
I don't get it
does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit?

We have B-52s, FFS
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much.

The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today.
Posted by: Tom Servo
==========
They import 80-90 percent of their food. Easy peasey to stop that, then they starve.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (E4rtv)

221 "It's only 2% of your budget" just doesn't sound like a catchy campaign slogan.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (H8R4Z)

222 Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."


Huge push on social media almost overnight by vegans out of nowhere.

They won't answer "How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"

"Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest.

Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.

How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Za/mt)

223 Do people drive as much as they did in the past ? Pre-covid ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

224 I don't think so.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

225 End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST"

I was "self" employed for nearly 40 years. Wrote quarterly "estimated payments" for ....

Yeah, I get kinda more upset about guv spending than most.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (pfXMo)

226 >>I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.


I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to kill the mullahs rather than send them plane loads of cash.

Biden caused gas prices to rise because he wanted to force us all to buy golf carts. Gas prices are high now, temporarily, because Trump is finally doing what we wanted a president to do for 50 years, kill the terrorists trying to build nukes to kill us.

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

227 Hey everybody! Just popping in for a minute before I head out for a five mile hike and then some hang gliding.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

228 End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST
Posted by: r hennigantx

No doubt. Educating and entertaining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (zWqu+)

229 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (53oGX)

230 If gas prices are so terrible, how come I see Johnny Methcook and Sally Ebt-Glasspipe driving around to Wally World or Sonic Burger or to the Patel Motel wasting precious fuel on nonsense every day of the week.

Posted by: Mad Max at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (P4iUb)

231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

232 215 How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
___________

Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8.
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (vPv7/)

233 199 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)
------------------
Heh

Posted by: The Gracchi brothers at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (aLYxy)

234 I don't have any data handy at the moments, this is based on observation.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (AKptf)

235 192 De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
==========
He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (E4rtv)

236 Hey, Remember when your top dresser drawer was full of a pile of pay stubs?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)

237 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
-----------

They said Cultural Revolution 2.0 would be lit

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (kM43H)

238 According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E)


The fact that they will output more than ever before does not negate the fact that we use more than they output.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

239 >Not a shingle one of them."

These jokes are heading for the gutters

Posted by: man
-----

the thread is on the eave of something weird

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

240 Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.

It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that.
Posted by: Common Tater


I'm spending $720 a month in gas alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Za/mt)

241 Do people drive as much as they did in the past"

There's not good info on that. Just a bunch of "estimates"

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo)

242 Gas prices are no higher than under Biden or Owbama.
Allowing for inflation, gas prices are cheaper than
under Biden or Owebama.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (vPv7/)

243 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove
=======
Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub.

Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (E4rtv)

244 Ivermectin is believed to disrupt the pathways tumors rely on to grow and to trigger apoptosis, or programmed cell death, in cancer cells. Mebendazole works differently, cutting off the glucose supply abnormal cells need to survive.

Would be interesting to know rate of fast growing tumors in populations that take Iver regularly for parasite prophylactic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

245 >>"Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest.

Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone.
- - - -

OK, now apply that to telling people to replace their lawns with astroturf to save the environment. You have to kill everything up to 5" below the surface before installing, and the fake lawn itself cannot sustain any of the animal and insect life your lawn did.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

246 He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos.
Posted by: Your Handler

The Herman Munster Lift Shoes are too dangerous for the Aged Near Death.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

247 It's National Apple Dumpling Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

248 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z)

Are you old enough to remember Democrats intentionally leveling the energy sector? The economy? The country?

You really should have just put this one under your new nic. I mean come on.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (kM43H)

249 One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)



I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (H8R4Z)

250 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)
-

YES YOU CAN!

It's amazing with a little mascara and lip gloss can do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:48 AM (mvZ2E)

251 FYI,

Reuters
@Reuters
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (MWfyi)

253 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.

Ironically, the two things most driving gas prices are Ukraine (which was done by Biden), and Iran (which was exacerbated by Biden when he gave them a fuckton of money), so we still could.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

254 Conservatives have this fatal blind spot.

Many people do. It starts when children engage in anthropomorphism with their plush toys, and adults do the same with Coca Cola polar bears.

It is why dumbasses get their selves flung in the air when they try to pet wild bison or feed feral bears.

its an underdeveloped Theory of Mind where people construct a simplistic if not childish worldview and crudely apply the template capriciously over everything they encounter.

It reduces cognitive load not to have to think about things but let the emotional projection mechanism normalize all inputs into something easily harmless and disposable.

Consider it a First World problem where we can afford to stay in a permanent Condition White ignorant of everything because someone else will deal with the complications.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (PVBkQ)

255 US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026."

And that's with less capacity - so now running w/o maintenence or downtime. Which means... higher costs.

Hey, let's ship more fuel to California! (record levels of shipments to the West Coast)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

256 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

*break out in movie soundtrack*

On a clear day
you can see forever

Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

257 Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub.
Posted by: Your Handler

Don't lump me in with this!

Posted by: Bub O'Casey, My Three sons at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

258 >>I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.


And stupid people believed that shit. Don't be one of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (viF8m)

259 Trump could cut the tax on diesel.
Trump could cut CAFE and EPA out of diesel
and I could have my HyLux, blown 4 banger
diesel.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (vPv7/)

260 It is exhausting!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE

I'm sorry. Do you live near there and can't avoid it or could you turn off any internet news related to it?
I did notice that on a recent visit to Whole Foods that the front checkouts have magazines on Witchcraft. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (JrHfD)

261 Hey, Remember when your top dresser drawer was full of a pile of pay stubs?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X)
====

When my grandma z"l passed we found 40 years of monthly ConEd bills, in order.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

262 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

263 Re the House recessing.

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
35m
🚨 JUST IN OVERNIGHT: The US House has DEPARTED DC until after the midterms, but Speaker Johnson says ALL members are on a 48-hour notice to rapidly return to DC if the Senate gets anything done

"700 bills are waiting in the Senate. The House has done its job. We're on a 48-hour notice to return as necessary. We're hopeful the Senate can send us bills of substance."

"The House has passed 70 bills THIS WEEK ALONE, 900 total this Congress!" 🔥

The House last night passed MULTIPLE major bills, including sanctions against Russia and Iran, along with codifying Donald Trump's national fraud enforcement division within the DOJ

@SpeakerJohnson
crushed it, also passing the SAVE America Act 4 TIMES

The Senate needs to follow suit!"

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (E4rtv)

264 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.
Posted by: fd



I'm driving 800 miles a week for work.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Za/mt)

265 cutting off the glucose supply abnormal cells need to survive."

Sugar. What else can it do?

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (pfXMo)

266 Hey, let's ship more fuel to California! (record levels of shipments to the West Coast)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

They are building the first new ground up refinery in the US since the year JJ and I started college.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

267 OK, 22-25% of the price of gas is refining. Distribution and Marketing is 15-23%. *You need to market gas? why ? is the demand low?? cut that crap in 1/2 and you get your price decreases.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (AKptf)

268
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying.
Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL)



"Invasion of the Brain Orange-ifier"

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG)

269 I'm driving 800 miles a week for work."

Beats walking 500 miles...

*ducks*

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (pfXMo)

270 And stupid people believed that shit. Don't be one of them.


I don't.

Nor do I believe the Mullahs were about to get a nuke and destroy America.

Because I'm not a retardate.

Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (H8R4Z)

271 David White (Larry Tate from Bewitched) had a son who died in the Lockerbie bombing. White died shortly after, probably from grief.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at September 17, 2026 08:52 AM (Fn+3X)

272 They are building the first new ground up refinery in the US since the year JJ and I started college."

Amazing, huh?

*waits for protests against oil. or something*

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (pfXMo)

273 It's also,
Smithsonian Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

274 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?

Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Hzv70)

275 Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:50 AM (E4rtv)

But, but, but... the House isn't passing more bills that the Senate will ignore!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

276 I'm also old enough to remember when Republicans mocked Biden for saying that Americans must be willing to suffer higher gas prices for Ukraine.
====

Tell your doctor to adjust the Effexor

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

277 Lena Dunham welcomes her first baby via surrogacy

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

278 You know...when there is slowdown in any normal company, people work on generating new business, improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that, THEY DO NOT GO HOME AND GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)

279 How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?


Yeah, it's a mindf^ck.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

They believe Satan IS god. That he made God irrelevant.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (kM43H)

280
US poverty rate dips to lowest on record, Census Bureau says https://reut.rs/4j68xR9
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)


Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

281 "I'm driving 800 miles a week for work.
Posted by: rickb223"

That's a joke, son.

I'm probably spending $200-$300 more per month on fuel. The cost of diesel is what is really causing pain, now and later.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (MWfyi)

282 252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.
Posted by: fd
======
Economic situation would be much graver if we were paying the money out to foreign countries for the oil. Internally, we pay more to ourselves--changes distribution of income but not wealth. Oil industry is getting a windfall and promptly investing that into new production which means jobs, investment, etc. Same with mfg.

Under the old rules where we imported a lot of oil, we paid out that money and foreigners in return bought our goods, ious, and/or both raising inflation a lot more by driving down the dollar.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (E4rtv)

283 231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs".
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Things went to hell after the left shut down the Salem Witch Trials.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Y8DZL)

284 252 People don't drive anymore. There's too much traffic.

Posted by: fd
----


Hey, yo!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (vPv7/)

285 EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'

-
Except for fag marriage because that is holy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ndZc7)

286 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"

you might be gay

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

287 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)

288 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?"

Cause you're limited to a few quarts or so (in freedom units, not euroweenies).
Above that and the prices increase (IIRC)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (pfXMo)

289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.

Posted by: Hollywood Hystery at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)

290 Are Democrats running on cheap oil? No. They want to destroy the industry. Remember dummy?

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (kM43H)

291 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

We fought poverty and poverty won.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

292 promptly investing that into new production which means jobs,"

Texas Ford Dealers hardest.... oh, wait.

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (pfXMo)

293 Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8.
I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM


Depends. My buddy's girls had them down cold at 6.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (P6lWH)

294 >>“There’s plenty of evidence in all of these cases to prove the theories of prosecution," DiGenova had told the Associated Press. "It just takes time to get there, and some people want to get there a little faster than others — and you can’t do that.”

https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (viF8m)

295
EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'

If the Left really cared about the poor, they wouldn't advocate so many things that devastate the poor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (eRlcH)

296 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
=====

Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

297 I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Bots cannot hope to match our levels of spite.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (lXoJ5)

298 JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)
---
***click, whir***

ROGER, ROGER!

***whir, click***

Posted by: Robosquirrel at September 17, 2026 08:57 AM (FZ29D)

299 You know...when there is slowdown in any normal company, people work on generating new business, improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that, THEY DO NOT GO HOME AND GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:53 AM (AKptf)


- Generating new business? They're the government. They need less business.
- Improvements, cutting waste, stuff like that? All that requires legislation. Which the Senate isn't dealing with. Would you feel ever so much better if there 3 trillions bills for the Senate to ignore rather than just 700?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

300 286 Talafreako didn’t even have to think about it, though. He answered right away.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

301 212 - Jamie Gorelick should be swinging from a tree.

Posted by: jaimo at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (2noDb)

302 Hadrian, in the same article, this nugget

"the median household ‌income ⁠increased 2.6% to $87,460."
=======
For the most part, the reason that the margin has not moved is because of a) semi permanent welfare class, and b) importation of a bunch of poor welfare consumers/frauds from other lands which is a further disincentive for the welfare class to get jobs.

If you went back to 1960's, you would find that in that society, the elderly and the young were a big component of the poor at that time but not new immigrants because US immigration laws were restrictive. Generational welfare families were primarily only in the major urban areas.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (E4rtv)

303
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)


It will be a major disappointment to attend at last a TXMoMe and find out everyone else there is a bot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (eRlcH)

304 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)

305 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY)

*break out in movie soundtrack*

On a clear day
you can see forever
Posted by: Babs Sermon on the Mons of Venus

People
People who need Satan
Are the luckiest people in the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

306 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"


The person asking really deserves a quick, vigorous and deliberate kick between the legs, maybe more for even asking the question—it assumes that the one being interviewed is knowledgeable and engaged enough in the drag culture to have personal standards, preferences and a mechanism for easily stratifying favorites.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (xE0sV)

307 There's a statue of Samantha in Salem, MA, the witch mecca.

In 1992, Dick Sargent and Liz Montgomery were co-grand marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within two years, both would be dead.

Posted by: They Got Smited? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

308 Multiple states submitting bids to get NASA’s proposed Space Academy

Cornroe just up the road from me is working on a bid.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

309 Why is gasoline 3 cents in Iran?
Posted by: JROD


Because goat dates are 40% of a weekly paycheck.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Za/mt)

310 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

311
JJ linked a video creator from Toronto, Nicole, who cogently scared the crap out of me, pointing out how much internet content is made by bots. I need for the horde to all be human please.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:55 AM (bUohG)


Patience, please!

I just need to install one more NVDIA card in my processor to understand your comment.

...Waiting

..Waiting

...Waiting

There! Done!

Now, your comment....

Don't worry about it.


...End Comment...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (iJfKG)

312 New Mitch McConnel siting. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/mv6498r4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (mvZ2E)

313 The country that made flying drones affordable for all had banned flying drone from their capital, Beijing.

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

314 Are Democrats running on cheap oil? "

Sure we are. Also, let's force sellers to pay a tax on each barrel of domestic sales, but not on exports!

(yes, that's real. And it's that stupid. Your gov at work)

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (pfXMo)

315 My favorite drag performer is Sister Mary Elephant.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

316 If you have to scratch your head and think like its an SAT question when ask
"What is your favorite drag performer?"



Big Daddy Don Garlits

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)

317 286 Talafreako didn’t even have to think about it, though. He answered right away.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

It is the dude from Netflix who works exclusively with children dancers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

318 But, but, but... the House isn't passing more bills that the Senate will ignore!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Murcow the Senator expressed her displeasure so at the very least, consider that she is upset because she planned to cram some shit into some House legislation and ram it through. Same with a defeated and retiring senators, they always try to shove more spending and donor servicing provisions into bills as a last f-u to the citizens.

Simply put, the Senate is the problem and Thune runs the Senate, thus, Thune and those supporting him in the R caucus are the problem.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (E4rtv)

319 The only thing the Senate is going to do is hold pro-forma sessions to keep the Senate "open" so Trump can't make any recess appointments.

Essentially everyone has gotten out of dodge and is f***** off till after the mid-terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (XV/Pl)

320
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Trump wants it in front of the cameras now.
Put all the evidence together as you go.
He said they have the evidence. They can dog and pony
while Joe was collating but Joe don't move that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:02 AM (vPv7/)

321 Big Daddy Don Garlits
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Za/mt)

*BUZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Shirley Muldowney

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

322 We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Sitting on my ass in the cool shade
I fought poverty and poverty won

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

323 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

We fought poverty and poverty won.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)


Someone once said that there will be poor always. I wonder if they said anything else of note.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

324 Hadrian, I can assure that the Horde is real and spectacular.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (+fpfy)

325 Cornroe just up the road from me is working on a bid."

Cornroe"

That's funny right there. And it's just right up the road from me, too...

*that's all I need. More space cadets

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (pfXMo)

326

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......



Dang, you must have one of them "smart" appliances!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)

327 289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery

She was always upstaging her.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Y8DZL)

328 304 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard
========
Massie was going to file impeachment vote for Hegseth. They already voted on Greene'
s motion.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (E4rtv)

329 273 It's also,
Smithsonian Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Heh, that hive of Leftism and DEI? Pfffft!

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)

330 >>Trump wants it in front of the cameras now.

Shhh. Don't spoil the October Surprise.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

331 327 289 Debbie Reynolds died from a stroke the day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.
Posted by: Hollywood Hystery

She was always upstaging her.
Posted by: Auspex
======
Broken heart syndrome after a loved one passes is a common enough phenomenon that the medical research has a name for it.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)

332 Likewise, The Associated Press noted that the ad campaign “has sparked widespread backlash from female athletes who say it is sexualizing women in sports.”

There are entire publications of naked sportswomen with painted on swimsuits.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

333 I gave an example of what people do in private industry, when there is a slowdown. Was it not clear? Was it not clear that if one makes 175K, they are expect to be productive, and in the case of the House find ways to pass legislation, work with Senate and get shit done, not wave their arms about and say, "hey I've done all I could, let's take a vacation!" But some would argue anything and everything.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:05 AM (AKptf)

334 Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.

A 2% that is taken out of pocket every week. And that you are reminded of every day whenever you pass by a gas station with 4, 5 or 6 dollar gas.

Why do you think so many leftists hated the "I Did That!" Biden stickers on gas pumps?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (qRla/)

335 There are entire publications of naked sportswomen with painted on swimsuits."

*calls up ATT for mor bandwidth*

Later, y'all...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (pfXMo)

336 Fifty-fifty on whether Lena's baby stays birthsex or gets changed to either-or. I suppose it could be none of the above too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 09:06 AM (LHPAg)

337 House cut out a day early to avoid Greene's impeachment vote.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (vPv7/)


And Masse's.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

338 Now, it’s time to take down “Run Hide Fight: Infidels.” The new DailyWire+ original, debuting today on the platform, follows a radical Muslim group taking over a woke university.

well duh! thats a Day ended in Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

339 New Mitch McConnel siting. Language warning:

https://tinyurl.com/mv6498r4
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

That is brilliant. And accurate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

340 The thot leader of the DSA.

>>@PollTracker2024

>>(Axios) Hasan Piker on "The Axios Show": America worse than al-Qaeda "pound for pound"

>>Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (viF8m)

341 You know what, you are right. Let them go home. They worked so hard! I mean a whole month after the summer 3 month vacation! look at the pile of paper over there! and over here!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)

342 I just watched the boat building video in the ONT. What a job. I think he paid too much for the boat, that being said, if he does a first class job restoring it, it will wind up being worth it.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (JNTt1)

343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

344 The Post Millennial-

Massachusetts Dem gov defends decision to remove trans teen from Catholic parents over refusal to 'affirm' gender

The parents have also said that since the state took custody, DCF has attempted to put their daughter on birth control, take psychiatric drugs, house her in a boy’s dormitory, and deny her Sunday Mass.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3m477h

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

345 Posted by: They Got Smited? at September 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Fn+3X)

If God wanted to smite people I'm sure He could do it a lot faster than two years later. People die of cancer everyday and leave grieving relatives and friends behind despite whatever their views on politics are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (JrHfD)

346 Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

That is wicked!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (JrHfD)

347
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.


Outta Sight, man!!!

...Uh....

Sad, man. He's outta sight.

RIP

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

348 310 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
---
Thought it was an analog problem when it was q digital problem. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (cWLG3)

349 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst

Having an Emperor has it's good points. The key to it all is having the right on.

Aye, there's the rub.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (o36GC)

350 Which is close to the same rate it was 60 years ago. So either our definition of "poverty" has changed or the War on Poverty has been a failure, profitable as it was to many not in poverty.

years ago, the "Poverty Threshold" was calculated based on the cost of economy food plan x 3.

Since then, like everything else the sloven government does, is multiply the Poverty Threshold by an Inflation Adjustment.

So an arbitrary number "cost of food" established years ago in the 1960s by the Social Security Administration (since we know the food supply chain, nor what is considered enough and what kind of food hasn't evolved one bit since then) is multiplied annually by yet another political and arbitrary number and this sausage making yields the benchmark for the Poverty Line.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (nAS9C)

351 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

something about a fool and his money

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

352 @304 "thot leader," the next new "word" Merriam-Webster adds to their dictionary? They apparently consider "vibe coding" to be a "word."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (cWLG3)

353 Happy Constitution Day

a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

354 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Good. Fuck him. I am sick and tired of roid-heads, thugs and jacked-up meatballs getting paid obscene amounts of money to play a kids' game.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (qRla/)

355 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited. Salvation is a kind of rare thing.

Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)

356 I find it hard to believe there is no dirt on Murkowoskovoski. Why no one dealt with her, a proper Democrat, who is for some reason considered part of R cuause, is a mystery.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (AKptf)

357 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)
=====

Very few people get a 'paycheck' any more. Wages are handled by direct deposit and Average Taxpayer does not necessarily see withheld amounts -- even at tax time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (rvoLC)

358 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD

Word.

Taylor Swift probably makes that much per concert.


Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

359
Peter Max Depicts CBD's First Taste of aa Manhattan:

https://tinyurl.com/vsshxxfp

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (iJfKG)

360 347
Peter Max, Psychedelic Pop Art Icon of the 1960s, Dead at 88.


Outta Sight, man!!!

...Uh....

Sad, man. He's outta sight.

RIP
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

I would bet 90% of the Max art sold this millennium is FAKE.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

361 333 I gave an example of what people do in private industry, when there is a slowdown. Was it not clear? Was it not clear that if one makes 175K, they are expect to be productive, and in the case of the House find ways to pass legislation, work with Senate and get shit done, not wave their arms about and say, "hey I've done all I could, let's take a vacation!" But some would argue anything and everything.
Posted by: runner
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Passing bills that go nowhere to show 'hardworking' doesn't mean much. Likewise almost all the legislation coming from the Senate is toxic bi-partisan stuff which means Democrat provisions and poison pills that Thune allows in them to get to 60.

Legislation is not like assembly line working as it fewer and better bills are more important than a slew of crappy ones. And the crappy ones are what get shoved out the door just before elections.

House needs to get out the door and start campaigning anyway to keep a GOP House rather than entertain stupid votes to bring the troops home from Iran, impeachment of Hegseth, and other pointless theatrics so that a few GOP members can join with Democrats on passing noxious look at me bills or worse, amnesty.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)

362 Broken heart syndrome after a loved one passes is a common enough phenomenon that the medical research has a name for it.
Posted by: whig
____

Takotsubo, or stress-induced cardiomyopathy. There's also catecholamine-induced arrhythmia, caused more by anxiety than sadness.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)

363 351 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

something about a fool and his money
Posted by: r hennigantx


I chuckled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (zWqu+)

364 353 Happy Constitution Day

a beautiful example of archaic calligraphy, currently on display in our nation's capitol.
Posted by: Don Black

Ah cain't read good. Specially cursive. No Book Thread for me.

Posted by: Down With Literacy! at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Fn+3X)

365 I am getting pretty danged tired of dying.

I died from The New Ice Age, Global Famine, Melting-Down Reactors in Nuclear Power Plants, AIDS, Peak Oil, the Ozone Hole, Ebola, Swine Flu, Listeria and e.Coli-tainted Foods, US Ran Out of Potable Water, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Y2K, Global Climate Change/Warming/Heating, Oceans Boiling, No Net Neutrality, Federal Government Shutdowns Over Budget Disputes, COVID, Donald Trump (twice!), and dozens of causes of death I have mercifully forgotten.

I had to declare bankruptcy twice because of how much I spent on my own funerals coming so frequently at times!

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (5rh/l)

366 @really 356 that is one ugly bint. No one would have a history with her except from a distance

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:13 AM (cWLG3)

367 > Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
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ACKshually, 35MIL was the total that was scammed by the scammer

there were other dupes besides Kelce

although I bet this incident figured into the iron-clad pre-nup he doubtless had to sign

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

368 whig, Hear Hear

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (+fpfy)

369 Thought it was an analog problem when it was q digital problem. Happens all the time.

Invest in a line conditioner. I have a high-tech Samsung frige that has been used for over fifteen years now sitting in the garage keeping the beverages, eggs, produce and meat cooled.

Its out in the garage because the ice maker was doing what ice makers do once past the warranty date .

Zero problems with the electronics with brown outs, black outs, storms, lightning strikes and normal line noise from appliances kicking on and off.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (xE0sV)

370 You know what, you are right. Let them go home. They worked so hard! I mean a whole month after the summer 3 month vacation! look at the pile of paper over there! and over here!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:07 AM (AKptf)


So vote Democrat. I'm sure they'll get a lot of stuff through Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

371 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst


But when they vote you off the island, they really vote you off the island.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Za/mt)

372 355 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited. Salvation is a kind of rare thing.
Posted by: Them's The Facts at September 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Fn+3X)

Amazing that when Jehovahs Witness population exceeded 144k the number that get into Heaven was upped.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (/+uur)

373 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

-------------

The Ice Blue Screen of Death.

Posted by: ShainS at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (QOCKw)

374 Last Sunday 60 Minutes had a great segment featuring one of the Air Force officers who was shot down over Iran and then rescued. If you missed it I highly recommend looking for the extended video.

This week they are interviewing Patrick Clancy, former husband of Lyndsay Clancy.

https://tinyurl.com/nh9ntczm

Bari Weiss might be a liberal but she is making me consider watching 60 Minutes occasionally.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:15 AM (viF8m)

375 House needs to get out the door and start campaigning anyway to keep a GOP House rather than entertain stupid votes to bring the troops home from Iran, impeachment of Hegseth, and other pointless theatrics so that a few GOP members can join with Democrats on passing noxious look at me bills or worse, amnesty.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:12 AM (E4rtv)

If you want to adopt that view, that they should go home because they do pointless stuff while in DC, why have them in DC at all ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:16 AM (AKptf)

376 >Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited.
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100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

377
https://tinyurl.com/2547anu2

Huh. And I was told DiGenova quit because he thought the DOJ was moving too slow.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Sounds like Blanche is the turd in the punch bowl; Shilling for the FBI. DiGenova quit because Blanche was undermining the investigation allowing the FBI to view DiGenova's work in progress.
F' him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (vPv7/)

378
Dang, you must have one of them "smart" appliances!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)



Not smart enough to be connected to the internet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

379 Kitchen refrigerator stopped making ice. I took out the tray, cleaned the mechanism, cleaned the seeing eye sensors and all.......no ice.

Unplugged the fridge for 10 minutes and plugged it back in. It makes ice.

Refrigerator by Microsoft.......

great episode on Silicon Valley when the smart fridge was hacked

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

380 356 I find it hard to believe there is no dirt on Murkowoskovoski. Why no one dealt with her, a proper Democrat, who is for some reason considered part of R cuause, is a mystery.
Posted by: runner

The family is a fixture in AK politics. Her old man was involved in GOP politics when AK first became a state, then he stepped down from the senate to become governor. He, and Ted Stevens, another pioneer GOP senator, created the modern corrupt GOP party in AK that Palin struggled against as governor. Indians, Sovereign Welfare fund, Alaska pipeline, oil revenue, and that is what drives AK politics.

It is more like the old left coast GOP now extinct in CA, OR, and WA that was surreptitiously pretty liberal compared than the rest of the US.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)

381 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst

Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)

382 The got free grain.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (2OBCo)

383 I vote for Congress convening for 3 months a year in DC and the rest of their time in their districts.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (+fpfy)

384 Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

I don't think of death as being smites. It's a fact of life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (JrHfD)

385 If you want to adopt that view, that they should go home because they do pointless stuff while in DC, why have them in DC at all ?
Posted by: runner
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Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

386 Gref

What, you dodged Acid Rain?

You da man!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)

387 Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Oy/m2)

The first year of the free wheat program Rome gave wheat to about 25,000 families.
20 years later it was around 200k.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

388 There's an online coffeemaker right now plotting world domination.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (zWqu+)

389 Fact remains that the great majority of everyone on Earth gets smited.
---
100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)


So...

Alive Today means Unsmited Today!!!

Nice!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (iJfKG)

390 Extinction of the spotted owl killed me

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)

391 Death by snaildarter was brutal.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 09:21 AM (+fpfy)

392 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

Life is a fatal sexually-transmitted disease.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

393 343 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)


He is simply the most recent pro player to be ripped-off by 'financial advisors.' Successful pros are smart enough to understand and memorize playbooks and audibles, how to steal signs, tendencies of opposing players, signs from the 3rd base coach and dugout, a basketball coach's arm, hand, and finger signals, and so on. But not smart enough to know when they're being conned and fleeced by smooth-talking thieves. Life goes on.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (5rh/l)

394 Extinction of the spotted owl killed me
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)



Tax cuts.....cut me to the bone. Exsanguination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

395
Extinction of the spotted owl killed me
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (/+uur)


I'm not extinct yet!

Posted by: Spotted Owl in Muddy Wheelcart at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (iJfKG)

396 >>Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.


Yikes, why are you still here?
Why have you not renounced your citizenship and returned to your parent's homeland?


I ask these questions because these people need to be put on the spot, not because I don't know the answer. We have been so trained to not expect anything from these dimwit Lefties that they are never made to answer for their inflammatory statements and blatant lies.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rOKnE)

397 Passing bills that go nowhere to show 'hardworking' doesn't mean much.

Ranking the least performing congresses in the past century, we have the 119th (this one) out pacing the sloth, lethargy, apathy and general unseriousness of all other congresses. the 118th (2023-2025) comes in 2nd for screwing off and completely failing We The People.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (nAS9C)

398 German Chancellor Merz: Free Speech Must Be Curbed — Because of the Rise of the AfD

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They were drinking for diversion, they were thinking for themselves

And this must end.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

399 Alar did me in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

400 386 Gref

What, you dodged Acid Rain?

You da man!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:20 AM (u82oZ)


No, it killed me.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (5rh/l)

401 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

Why was Travis investing in Social Security? what an idiot!

Posted by: Social Security Administration at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (P4iUb)

402 >>Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme


No one tell the AWFL Swifties, they might get the wrong idea about illegal aliens. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)

403 no Fen, someone else mentioned smiting
I just piled on

but there is a case to be made for smiting in the modern age
more people need to be smitten, or smited, or smote
(?)

Judges?

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ZxPkt)

404 NYC Mass Timber Studio: Accelerating Housing Development RFP
New York City Economic Development Corporation ("NYCEDC") is pleased to invite applicants to submit proposals in response to this Request for Proposals ("RFP") for participation in the third iteration of the NYC Mass Timber Studio: Advancing Housing Development (the "Studio").

There are about 5x more trees in the US suitable for building today than in 1900.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

405 My plan is to live forever.
So far, so good.

Posted by: Steven Wright at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

406 These posts on X say it all.


Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
·
Sep 15
It is the final 20 or so days that an all GOP Congress has to get anything done.

Every lobbying outfit in the world has people in DC.
Quote
Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
·
Sep 15
I usually book hotels at the last minute because it almost always works out better. By sheer luck, I booked my DC hotel for tonight in advance, because these prices are totally insane. And btw, this map is totally unfiltered. This is literally what it costs to stay in DC tonight.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (E4rtv)

407 >>Sounds like Blanche is the turd in the punch bowl; Shilling for the FBI. DiGenova quit because Blanche was undermining the investigation allowing the FBI to view DiGenova's work in progress.
F' him.

I disagree. Blanche knows exactly what the FBI was like under Comey and Wray. He was Trump's personal lawyer. I think he's doing a great job at the DOJ and deserves a lot of credit for stopping the weaponization and getting the agency back to its mission.

This is a large, complicated case against some of the highest ranking government officials. And the DOJ has to fight against a judiciary that we all see fighting us every step of the way.

Trump wants some results before November for obvious reasons. From that interview it sounds like DiGenova wanted more time. If anything it sounds like Blanche is pushing hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (viF8m)

408 >>Alar did me in.


The hole in the ozone layer got me!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (rOKnE)

409 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives

EVERYONE IS GOING TO MISS THE RAPTURE !!?!?!1?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 09:25 AM (nAS9C)

410 OK
what the fuck do you do with Ponzi?
Is it that popular?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

411 $10 in skee-ball coupons to whomever can conjugate the verb 'smite'

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)

412 OK
what the fuck do you do with Ponzi?
Is it that popular?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)



They will gladly pay you Tuesday for a million dollars today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)

413 Beau Biden died from Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Not a joke at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

414 $10 in skee-ball coupons to whomever can conjugate the verb 'smite'
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)



Smite

Smite

Smite

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

415 Did they have EBT cards to keep the plebs happy?
Posted by: dantesed


Yes. Maude proved it at the EBT office.
Dole Office Clerk - Oh, a *bullshit* artist!

Comicus - Hmmmmmm...

Dole Office Clerk - Did you bullshit last week?

Comicus - No.

Dole Office Clerk - Did you try to bullshit last week?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (Za/mt)

416 There's an online coffeemaker right now plotting world domination.

Yeah, but it's a grind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (qRla/)

417 Don Black

Smite
Smote
Smitten.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

418 Amusing commentary post and I rate it as mostly true.

"
Siaxares 🇮🇷 🇺🇸
@siaxares
·
5h
Saudi Arabia will sign the Abraham accords. It's simply too anxious and battered to not do it.

Houthis in the south. Hashd and the rest of Iran’s Iraqi file to the north and east. Missiles and drones aimed at the one thing a desert kingdom cannot replace: desalination plants, pipelines, transfer stations and the brochure called Vision 2030.

This is the Gulf habit meeting a bill. Talk well. Spend well. Freeze when the war is real. They called Washington, London, Cairo, Islamabad, Ankara. The United States is not opening another front for free. Pakistan and Turkey will not wear a war that reads as a fight with the “resistance.” Europe counts tanker rates. So the phone that still answers is Jerusalem.

Trump did the rest. He turned the Abraham Accords from a photo into a price of admission. Saudi Arabia and Qatar are not walking to that table out of sudden affection for Zion. They are crawling because the Islamic Republic’s last working proxy is sitting on Bab al-Mandab and taking shots at the kingdom’s lungs.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)

419 Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

Whig, both you and I know that they will do nothing when they land in their constituencies, but hold "fundraisers" with the moneyed elites, and maybe have one day interaction, with cameras about of course, with the hoi polloi , then expense all the "fundraising events", and their and their families' trips and just play golf or some shit.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

420 We need a smattering of smiting.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

421 The naked truth.

USA Today: Sydney Sweeney Faces Backlash Because She’s a “Registered Republican”

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Burn. The. Witch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM (ndZc7)

422 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

423 USA Today: Sydney Sweeney Faces Backlash Because She’s a “Registered Republican”

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Burn. The. Witch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:29 AM

How long before Karen Birdhands-McWinebox takes a literal shot at Sweeney?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (gLYp7)

424 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

425 whig

Thanks for spreading the good news.

A siege on food deliveries, power and water infrastructure is something air power in US hands can do. Sucks to be the Houthis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

426 >>Frankly, I wouldn't. Better for House to be based in their home constituencies and living at home than in DC anyway. Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.


LOL, how many actually live in their home state?

Heck, a lot of them list a fake residence in their home state as cover while living in DC year round (e.g. Ed Markey).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

427 House going home is good news. Auntie Maxine has been a whirling dervish of activity in DC lately, legislatin', meeting donors, lobbyists, and up all night going to parties and raves. She needs the rest.

Posted by: Give Auntie A Break! at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)

428 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black

Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

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Helluva century they lived through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

429 Good morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

From above, "Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender."

Yeah, once states struck "one man, one woman marriage,' the plan should have been obvious. (They let people get crazy over worrying & writing about the lunatics marrying their toasters, but the DSA's vision has been fairly constant.)

Democratic Left DSA USA Org: Imagining the Next 250 Years: Abolish the Nuclear Family

September 10, 2026
DSA’s Workers Deserve More calls for women’s, queer, and Indigenous liberation — but none of that is possible if the organization continues to treat the nuclear family as a given rather than a structure built to preserve capitalism.

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)

430 And such issues are just not for laughs. Here in PA, home of lovely Swarthmore College, why would the local (Delaware County) Council & others advance their new, expanded Human Rights Commissions that CAN punish? How about seizing hundreds of acres that it can't afford to pay for from the Catholic church? And much more, and in just a handful of years? And does our US Rep vote to condemn Socialism in the House on 9/1/26. Nope. Present was her vote.

And though the Governor denies, he does not protest, the bottom-line is state lawmakers in Pennsylvania have advanced single-payer universal healthcare proposals modeled after federal "Medicare for All" frameworks, aligning with the broader advocacy goals of organizations like the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).

Fox 43, 'Pennsylvania lawmaker introduces Pennsylvania Universal Health Care Act'
House Bill 2763 would establish the freestanding Universal Health Care Act and the Office of Health Care within the Pennsylvania Department of Health. September 8, 2026

program dot dsausa dot org: Democratic Socialists of America Our Program
Workers Deserve More ✊🏻

They won't get all now, but some.

Order 227

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)

431 Have them vote and do committee shit virtually for most of the year.

Posted by: whig
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They convene every other year in TX. Pay is a couple of grand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (vPv7/)

432 Dunham must have gotten pregnant by artificial insemination! I mean, how else?! Who else?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (UWN7z)

433 What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.

That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects.

One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

Fuel oil here has reached 5.55 a gallon. Minimum of 150 gallons. And that is from a company that we have been using for 15 years, with the lowest prices, COD. Gonna be a tough winter. Marry that with the gasoline prices, and the long commutes most workers here have, and things are not going to be promising for any Republican. Even less than there usually is. Yeah, people are stupid, but their wallets are beginning to speak to them.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (hmYU4)

434 @267 *You need to market gas? why ? is the demand low??

Dear Lord, please send a sign that nobody's really this stupid.

Once product comes out of the "out" pipe at the refinery, every cost of piping it, pumping it, storing it, loading it, trucking it, and operating and maintaining gas stations is "Marketing."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (zdLoL)

435 The highest fuel oil price under Biden was 5.49 a gallon on 11-1-2022. Been keeping an Excel database on fuel oil and gasoline for many years. Gasoline is still under the 5 bucks it reached under Biden.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (hmYU4)

436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)

437 Do people drive as much as they did in the past ? Pre-covid ?
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf)

In NJ? Yes. Even at 12 midnight, a highway such as 287 has quite a bit of traffic. During the week, the major highways are very crowded with people headed to work. My work place was 56 miles from my house. Glad I retired in 2019.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (hmYU4)

438 I disagree about AI being used for the betterment of mankind. I hear a lot of chatter about what it's doing but I'm not seeing any improvements. I am seeing a lot of people out or work, which is progress for someone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (xcxpd)

439 438 I disagree about AI being used for the betterment of mankind. I hear a lot of chatter about what it's doing but I'm not seeing any improvements. I am seeing a lot of people out or work, which is progress for someone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

LIBs will use AI to create their natural counterpoint, the True Menace, and hos humanis/Augmented Stoopidity, which to date, has been limited to their ability to convince you to not only Sponsor your Adversaries, but ACTIVELY DEFEND THEM as well -- to proudly do unto their own people PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversaries.

Kirkaversary Year 1 was just the the start!
0ct7/Rocktoberfest-Rockoverfest is the shape of the new LIB Strategic Insanity.

Throw a plank at a Data Center in memorium of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil/SINWAR whose final act in this world was just as futile.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value...


LET'S GO BRANDON.
YOU ARE THE STORM (others must weather)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 17, 2026 11:06 AM (EcwgE)

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  • California is sliding into the sea. (Yahoo)

    About damn time.


  • Mad King Matt Mullenweg is back in charge at Automattic, the company behind exploit farm WordPress. (Tech Crunch)

    Apparently the ploy by the board members was to sideline the CEO, vote themselves golden parachutes when the CEO fired them in turn, and then get fired.

    Speculation - and it is only speculation - is that they did this because they believe Mullenweg has steered the company onto the rocks in ongoing litigation as well as being a nutcase generally.


  • Nothing lasts longer than a temporary patch. (Jake A Smith)

    In this case a stopgap fix to PHP for AOL's CMS from 2014. 20 million downloads later it is finally being retired.


  • Got my first application built: It's an image manipulation server to run on your local network. Feed it images or videos in any common format and tell it what to do with them, ranging from simple resizing and format conversion to compositing and drawing with arbitrarily complicated templates, and it hands the results back to you. About a 15MB binary. That's compressed, and it takes most of a second to start up, but since it's a server you start it once and then leave it running.

    Of the 39 project on my list I've started on 18 so far, but this is the first where every planned feature has been checked off.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Cat's out of the cradle again.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

2 >>>California is sliding into the sea.

YAY!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

3 Where did m go?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:35 AM (+fpfy)

4 I'm being vexed. Saw m , refreshed , comment gone refreshed comment returns.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 17, 2026 04:42 AM (EweRc)

6 The M triangle holds many secrets

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)

7 Pete Bog, good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:45 AM (+fpfy)

8 Sliding into the sea. That should decrease the fire season.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 04:46 AM (2OBCo)

9 Chris Rea - Fool If You Think It's Over

very nice!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

10 4 I'm being vexed. Saw m , refreshed , comment gone refreshed comment returns.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:37 AM (+fpfy)

PixyMagic!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)

11 Hola Ben Had.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:50 AM (ybuDR)

12 It is not a boring blog. That it is not.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

13 G'Day everyone
Another plumbing leak, will need a Shark Bite this time

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (Ia/+0)

14 6 The M triangle holds many secrets
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 17, 2026 04:43 AM (hsmPe)

*boo!*

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

15 250 Thinking blueberry pancakes
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

Did that happen?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)

16 No, instant oatmeal, was awaken before alarm

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

17 Chris Rea - Fool If You Think It's Over

This song replaced (blessedly) the earworm with which I awakened: "Do the Hustle."

Thank you, Pixy!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:04 AM (odBC9)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

19 16 No, instant oatmeal, was awaken before alarm
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

I am tending to old-fashioned oatmeal even as we speak.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

20
I thought your "California is sliding into the sea" story was going to be about Paramount's exit. Hey, maybe the old studio can slide into the sea!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 05:15 AM (XJ22o)

21 from online:

Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.

hmm

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

22 Because the login server fell over. ...
And so did GPT 6 Astra...
California is sliding into the sea.


The front fell off!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)

23 from online:

Fool (If You Think It's Over) was nominated for a Song of the Year Grammy but lost out to Billy Joel's Just the Way You Are.

hmm
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026


***
Around 1977, I guess?

Evening and morning, all!

The supposedly "drier" air we were promised has yet to arrive, like those packages you order that are supposed to come by UPS and actually get delivered by USPS.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:24 AM (wzUl9)

24 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)

25 Woke up an hour before I planned. Not the fault of Stirling the Great Leaping Cat, just the way things go sometimes.

If it does dry out a little this morning, it would be a good day to wash and spray-wax the car, which includes dolling up the tires with a semi-gloss spray. In cleaning out a lot of "stuff" yesterday, I found some Rain-X gel in a tube as well as a can of their spray windshield cleaner. I could try applying that to the glass and outside mirrors.

Seems to me I heard an old hack for that, to use chewing tobacco (no, not actually chewed) and rub it over the glass so that rain detours around the coated area. Presuming that really works, I wonder if my pipe tobacco would do the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

26 Kindly Va. chef helps elderly woman. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yshd4ata

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (JrHfD)

27 from HackerNews newsfaq

https://tinyurl.com/522yvdm7

In my profile, what is noprocrast?

It's a way to help you prevent yourself from spending too much time on HN.

If you turn it on you'll only be allowed to visit the site for maxvisit minutes at a time, with gaps of minaway minutes in between.

The defaults are 20 and 180, which would let you view the site for 20 minutes at a time, and then not allow you back in for 3 hours.

[minaway = minutes away, I am deducing]

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

28 David Suchet reads Psalm 121. Video has lovely pictures of mountains as well:

https://tinyurl.com/4k9cxtc6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:38 AM (JrHfD)

29 "California is sliding into the sea."

That'll be the day i go back to annandale

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (Fv808)

30 From the TechCrunch article about Mad Matt:

"Automattic's legal team is working to determine what the next steps are: pay out these sums or fight them by challenging their legal validity."

Matt will want a prolonged fight in court. I doubt he's got "SCO v. {everyone}" staying power for the fight, though.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)

31 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 17, 2026 05:44 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Repeat comedy video- John Crist - if Bible characters took Uber:

https://tinyurl.com/37scnkhf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 05:46 AM (JrHfD)

33 "after massive swells swallowed protective sand berms..."

Isn't there something in the Bible about building your sealwall of sand?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:49 AM (36x1j)

34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows):

28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue)
36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

35 @24/jim (in Kalifornia): "Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu."

https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk

Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

36 seawall

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 05:52 AM (36x1j)

37 35 @24/jim (in Kalifornia): "Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu."

https://youtu.be/U6uR2e_61nk

Hang with it, it gets rolling at 14 seconds.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

Wrong link?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:54 AM (odBC9)

38 Good morning, one and all. I regret noticing that it is not yet time to go home but coffee is available downstairs.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 05:56 AM (lXoJ5)

39 @37/m: Works here, goes to a youtube video called "Rage (original)" by indrancole3.

Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

40 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 17, 2026 05:59 AM (Hbeqj)

41 39 @37/m: Works here, goes to a youtube video called "Rage (original)" by indrancole3.

Try copying the entire link, you might have missed a character?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 05:58 AM (O7YUW)

Aha. That is what played. I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (odBC9)

42 Salesforce outage:

"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "

Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

43 42 Salesforce outage:

"The outage came at a bad time for the SaaS company. Yesterday, it kicked off its annual conference, Dreamforce, in San Francisco. More than 40,000 people are expected to attend in person, with in excess of 200,000 people registered to attend online. "

Murphy's law strikes again! Timing. They has it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:00 AM (O7YUW)

Critical Job Sensor

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:01 AM (odBC9)

44 @41/m: "I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking."

Nope, sometimes I just have to empathize with how someone must feel, and do it with a dash of Pixy-level snark.

Also jim ended with "fu" in his comment, which reminded me of this video for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)

45 from Hacker News:

40. Hackers Got Inside a Flock Camera (wired.com)
528 points by driverdan 20 hours ago | hide | 239 comments

You'd think it would be too small in there.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)

46 27 from HackerNews newsfaq
Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

The HN FAQ is also permanently linked at the bottom of the HN front page and at the bottom of HN comments pages.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)

47 “What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” the cameraman asked.

“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said

“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)

48 I tried to use the salesforce forecasting dashboard at a company I consulted with for several years.
To put in a bid project, assign it to a VAR, give it a closing date, and odds of winning was about 14 screens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (/+uur)

49 What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” t

I see that the cameraman understands grammar.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (9Hs2w)

50 47 “What is your favorite drag queen in Texas?” the cameraman asked.

“Oh my gosh,” Talarico said

“Probably Alyssa Edwards,”
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:13 AM (/+uur)

This really happened! Google tells me.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:20 AM (odBC9)

51 I tried to use the salesforce forecasting dashboard

A person could make good money back in the day programming Salesforce (not configuring screens, using their wretched 'language' and tooling). Every single person I knew who did it well had serious personality defects.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (9Hs2w)

52 Wikipedia

James Dell Talarico is an American politician and educator who has served since 2018 as a member of the Texas House of Representatives.

He is the Democratic nominee in the 2026 U.S. Senate election in Texas.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:23 AM (odBC9)

53 C-SPAN has a pretty bad blooper here:

US Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) Holds Rally at Baylor University

https://tinyurl.com/yr9y8muu

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)

54 It is a pronoun?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)

55 Got my first application built: It's an image manipulation server to run on your local network.

I need a better AI. Had to write out a five phase prompt just to get GPT 5.6 Sol to break out a request/response model out of an XSD, that had 160ish complex types, make abstraction models in a popular language and then serializers.

I gave it a head start with XSD, WSDL, CSV mapping and meta data files. It stumbled and fought through the whole thing and now looking at the output, if this was done by an intern, that intern would be fired.

I used 5.4 on previous work and had passable output, though it botched the serialization so that elements were skipped or got into endless loops. Only through lots of coaxing, examples and iterative assignments did it actually work.

GPT may be good for conversation, but Claude kicks its ass when it comes to enterprise grade work.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (9Hs2w)

56 LOL C-SPAN did it again, here--in reverse!

AUG 31, 2026
Campaign 2026: Senate Candidate James Talarico (D-TX) Rally in Kerrville, TX
U.S. Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) speaks to supporters at a rally in Kerrville, Texas. Topics include affordability, AI, and his opposition to the growing use of Flock cameras.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:30 AM (odBC9)

57 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2026 05:28 AM (l3cgK)
-

BOING!

On Tuesday I restarted my Win11 notebook to install the recent security update. It got up to 99% and then kept spinning its wheel.

Took a gamble and inserted a pin in the RESET hole on the notebook's bottom. Started it up again and after about 3 need-to-restarts I finally got my login screen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)

58 Sky McAdams, organizing manager for Texas Majority PAC, a Talarico PAC.

“We are paying people $25 to attend a one-hour Zoom class to learn why voting is important and why the Republicans are causing all of these bad things,”

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:35 AM (/+uur)

59 A real man would just give his voters a free beer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (aKiSo)

60 I could use $25.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM (2OBCo)

61

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 17, 2026 06:37 AM (SRdv/)

62 Took a gamble and inserted a pin in the RESET hole on the notebook's bottom. Started it up again and after about 3 need-to-restarts I finally got my login screen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:32 AM (LdSJK)

In the language of Turn it Off and Turn It Back On Again... the reset button means "No, Really".

Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:38 AM (aKiSo)

63 Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

64 60 I could use $25.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:36 AM

Me, too.

Posted by: Stoner living in his parents' basement at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (2Ez/1)

65 US Senate Candidate James Talarico (R-TX) Holds Rally at Baylor University

According to Baylor Universities own charter: (and About page)
• Train Baptist ministers and church leaders
• Educate future civic and professional leaders
• Promote Christian moral formation alongside academic learning
• Help build the institutions necessary for a growing Texas society.

By holding a rally for Screwtape on the campus of Texas' oldest university charted by the Republic that has remained in continuous operation since 1845, I would say that the current administration has completely rebuked the university's founders and original mission.

This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (PVBkQ)

66 @63/NR Pax: { Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking." }

I have been known to threaten the electronics with a soldering iron.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 17, 2026 06:41 AM (O7YUW)

67 Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

All baseball bats in an open field.... all Geto Boys playing on a boombox in the background....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (aKiSo)

68 54 It is a pronoun?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:28 AM (2OBCo)

it
pronoun [third person singular]
1 used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified: a room with two beds in it | this approach is refreshing because it breaks down barriers

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

69 63 Holding it in for thirty seconds means "Don't make a maniac out of me".
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hooking up the plasma torch says "I'm done asking."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 06:39 AM (lXoJ5)

Tea has now been spewed!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

70 Wednesday, September 9, 2026

LOS ANGELES (CNS) -- Mayor Karen Bass will formally step down Thursday as a member of the Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority Commission

I week later

By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)

71 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

72 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit
HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)

"How can all these homelesses serve us?"

"... uh.... plain old regular-ass fraud?"

"Jolly good. Let us do that, then."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:45 AM (aKiSo)

73 Topics include affordability,

"With my policies, energy prices will necessarily skyrocket" - Chocolate Messiah

And we know what "affordability" means to the Demonic Party. Their shining example even has "Affordability" right there in the name to clear up any ambiguity:

"The Affordable Care Act" which has driven up costs, reduced treatments and has driven other members of the Demonic party into assassinating leaders of healthcare organizations who have fully embraced the ACA.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (PVBkQ)

74 "Gimme a thousand bucks for every bum in town."

"Sure! Not my money money anyway. I'll give myself a thousand a head, too, why don't I."

"Now you're getting it!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:46 AM (aKiSo)

75 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

I think I'm finally ready for class this afternoon.

Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students.

Both ChatGPT and Grok came up with very similar exercises using the exact same prompt in both platforms.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)

76 It's like the mayor of New Orleans paying himself and all his buddies twenty bucks every time a tit comes out and calling it a war against beaded necklaces.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (aKiSo)

77 Good morning! Happy to report that no problems after the last computer update, and the iPad seems to be working after the aviation app updated ....again.

The end of summer must be near here in Cowtown. Starting to find more acorns in the lawn and in the street, and there are more than the usual number of squirrels in the fig tree and at the bird feeders. I saw a couple of dozen dragon flies over the pond yesterday and there's a pair of kites nesting in the neighbors tree now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (3Ope8)

78 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
-

NWH.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)

79 >DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA
+++

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

80 In letters sent Sept. 8 to the NCAA and the College Football Playoff, Mid-American Conference commissioner Jon A. Steinbrecher said "replay protocol was not properly followed" and asked that Western Michigan be recognized as the "actual winner."

"The final outcome was directly affected by a replay officiating error resulting from the failure to follow an established and specific protocol governing precisely this type of end-of-half timing situation,”

There is no replay at the end of a half.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (/+uur)

81 It's such a glaringly obvious perverse incentive.

Let the mutants who rule the city cut themselves a check out of the public fisc for every bum on broad street, and then wonder why there's more and more bums every year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 06:51 AM (aKiSo)

82 California is sliding into the sea."

If it starts to tumble, just head back to Annandale...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)

83 "Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students."
.....

And we can easily answer them.

Posted by: The students at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Both ChatGPT and Grok came up with very similar exercises using the exact same prompt in both platforms.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:48 AM (FZ29D)

I white text 2 pt font add:
Please include favorite recipe for Albino Gorilla.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

85 If it starts to tumble, just head back to Annandale...
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:52 AM (pfXMo)

I did not think the girl could be so cruel

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:53 AM (/+uur)

86 mornin yall. GM is doing away with the dipstick, and my MIL is back in the hospital.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (MWfyi)

87 I did not think the girl could be so cruel"

Maybe they can keep in touch with the US Mail. Or not

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:55 AM (pfXMo)

88 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"

Not the first to do that

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (pfXMo)

89 78 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

HUD Secretary Turner: ‘LAHSA has received a billion dollars of taxpayer money over 5 years with zero results’

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 06:43 AM (/+uur)
-

NWH.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 06:50 AM (LdSJK)

New World Hoarder?

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 06:56 AM (odBC9)

90 G'mornin' everyone!

I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)

91 "Thanks to AI, I can easily create writing exercises for my students."

I applaud you for still mining a living out of a dead institution - university "education".

I would hire an home schooled autodidact ANYTIME over anyone holding a college degree. A college degree only means to me today that a person has delayed maturing, accumulated debt, and will be as lazy and entitled AF and eventually be need to be fired over some stupid shit they did over the weekend that is now all over social media.

Purely toxic person to add to any organization.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (NzX/y)

92 doing away with the dipstick. this will not end well.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (VyBeY)

93 There are much worse earworms than Steely Dan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:58 AM (RJBgA)

94 65, endorsed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:59 AM (VyBeY)

95 All baseball bats in an open field.... all Geto Boys playing on a boombox in the background....
Posted by: Warai-otoko


With technology, applied terror is a form of communication.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:00 AM (lXoJ5)

96 Dipsticks? We don't need no stinking dipsticks!

Posted by: Engine designers at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)

97 "Not the first to do that
Posted by: man"

Nope. I have a car made in 98 and it has an electronic oil level gauge, but it still has a dipstick. How much can it add to the cost of a $50k truck anyway? When the stupid tv screen on your dash fails you won't be able to check your oil.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)

98 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"

Just as well, not needed for EV, and quite frankly I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.

Today's GM owners are the equivalent of a military Category 4, and can only understand simple instructions through comic books.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (9s47C)

99 Come over here and sit beside us.

Posted by: Breaker points and condensers at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (2Ez/1)

100 California is sliding into the sea.

Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)

101 Bah. Humbug. Phooey.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (MWfyi)

102 Morning, all. Time to get up, I guess.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (aJQbY)

103 Maybe there is a potential market for aftermarket dipsticks.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (MWfyi)

104 100 California is sliding into the sea.

Maybe stop trying to build homes right up to the water? Never mind. That's probably crazy talk.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:02 AM (lXoJ5)

Hey, man, you can build yourself a treehouse and raise free range termites for all I care, just don't reach in to my wallet when you realize you're humped.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (aKiSo)

105 By Megan Barth, September 16, 2026 2:43 pm
DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

= After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit, DOJ Uncovers $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA

or

= Uncovered By DOJ: $75 Million Funneled Through LAHSA After CFO, CEO and Mayor Bass Quit

for example

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

106 90 G'mornin' everyone!

I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:04 AM (odBC9)

107 Nope. I have a car made in 98 and it has an electronic oil level gauge, but it still has a dipstick.

That is a throwback to the Boomers who also had to worry about adjusting the points and regular measuring of the spark and valve gaps.

Besides, given today's direct inject engines, no need to check oil. Either the car's engine will seize due to engineering and manufacturing defects or the vehicle will be repossessed before the first required oil change.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:06 AM (9s47C)

108 I have been known to make threatening gestures at recalcitrant mechanisms with a multitool: "You want this?!"

I miss the good old days when percussive maintenance usually worked.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:07 AM (9s47C)

109 I love that Chris Rea song. Nice pick. (Don't laugh.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (qBdHI)

110 Yank Sing is closing one of its SF restaurants after 27 years
By Madeline Wells,
Senior Food Reporter
Sep 14, 2026
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Food and drink reporter Madeline Wells and her SFGATE co-workers dine at Yank Sing, in San Francisco, on Thursday, Sept, 15, 2022.
Charles Russo/SFGATE

After 27 years, San Francisco dim sum institution Yank Sing is closing its restaurant at Rincon Center. The final day of service at the location at 101 Spear St. will be Sept. 20, co-owner Vera Chan Waller confirmed to SFGATE. The Stevenson Street location, which opened in 1974, will remain open.
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Sadz. This is probably the best place in the city. But that part of the culture is literally dying off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

111 I bought a few hundred sensors and they threw in the car for free.

Posted by: Such a deal at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)

112 I miss the good old days when percussive maintenance usually worked.

Safety wire and pliers can fix a lot of things.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope8)

113 "Besides, given today's direct inject engines, no need to check oil."

If you view cars as disposable, then sure. For some people, the only time they change their oil is when they change their car.

Those stupid boomers, checking their oil and greasing their ball joints. What a waste of time.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)

114 It's like the mayor of New Orleans paying himself and all his buddies twenty bucks every time a tit comes out and calling it a war against beaded necklaces.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026


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The current mayor owns a couple of those herself.

(Not necklaces)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (wzUl9)

115 California seems to have many problems created by humans. In its natural state, it is pretty spectacular. Hope AI doesn't come to the same conclusion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:13 AM (vwlv+)

116 I'll be dead by then but I would be curious to see what 2026 model automobiles are still around in 2086.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)

117 "Aha. That is what played. I had expected a how-to-fix-it link addressing the computer bricking."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (POm5P)

118 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)

119 Chris Rea starts off with a Sade latin beat vibe, until he goes off into a muzak sound.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)

120 If I didn't have a metric f***ton of Msft stock, I would love nothing more than to see them destroyed and scattered to the four winds.

They suck, they absolutely suck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (XV/Pl)

121 One of my cars is almost 70 years old. It has a dipstick, points, grease fittings, and zero electronics. I'd be willing to bet it will still be around in 2086.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

122 Yank Sing is good stuff. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv808)

123 GM is doing away with the dipstick,"
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Not the first to do that
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026


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My '15 BMW 3 Series had no dipstick. Since I didn't own the car long enough to do even one oil change, I never had the chance to inspect the oil. The electronic device that monitored the level always indicated there was enough in the pan, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

124 Rode in a Tesla Uber yesterday. Nice ride, and not a dipstick to be found.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (vwlv+)

125 I’m telling you, BIC makes good disposable pens, and cigarette lighters.

Branch into disposable cars! Nice bright colors. Plastic body, in classic Red, Orange Yellow, Green Blue, Indigo, Violet.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:17 AM (wzze2)

126 Southern CA will go broke and wild. Eventually the people will take over their SC, votes will be respected along with the law.
In five or ten years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (vPv7/)

127 Another advantage of the dipstick is you can do a visual inspection of the oil, and even take a sniff if so inclined.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (MWfyi)

128 Safety wire and pliers can fix a lot of things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3Ope

Drove a beat up AMC Gremlin that I bought from my brother-in-law while in college. Manual transmission. It started to not shift properly with the stick shifter hanging up and not going into the selected gear. Got under the car and noticed that the shift selector rods somehow became bowed. Wrapped wire around them and tightened with pliers. That would work for a while until the wire broke off. Switched to a hose clamp but even then I still had to get under the car on occasion to tighten the hose clamp as it would loosen up after a while.

Ah, college..

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (J4Dwc)

129 When the AI financial swindle collapses, it's gonna make Barney Fag's ass rape of the housing market look like a popcorn fart in a windstorm.

Posted by: Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae at September 17, 2026 07:18 AM (P4iUb)

130 Yank Sing is good stuff. Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:16 AM (Fv80
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Yeah I need some xiao long bao.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

131 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.

Have a relative with a Range Rover. Doesn't even have a oil drain plug. Have to use a special tool to suck it out of the pan through the top of the engine.

The engineers truly hate us.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (a6PrB)

132 The wife's BMW doesn't have a dipstick to check the oil. I hate that but I also change the oil every 5k miles, or every 6 months since she doesn't drive it much these days.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026


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I do the same with the Buick. Sometimes I don't make 5K miles in that six months. Last interval, though, the car got up to 5400 miles, thanks to my trip to Kansas in April.

Currently the oil life monitor suggests that I could go 7000 miles before the monitor sinks to zero. Unless it was all highway driving, I don't think that's a good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

133 >curious to see what 2026 model automobiles are still around in 2086.
......

Prompt: What model car did George Jetson drive?

Response: George Jetson drove a fictional flying car, not a real-world model. It was often called the Jetson family car or Jetson’s flying car—a bubble-shaped vehicle that could fold into a briefcase. The design was reportedly inspired in part by the 1954 Ford FX-Atmos concept car.

Posted by: Today's cartoon trivia at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Interesting, Simon LeBon was asked what his mount Rushmore of bands was and he said, The Beatles, The Stones, The Sex Pistols and Nirvana.

Nirvana being the only non The band is quirky.

I wonder if they would have made it big as The Nirvana?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:20 AM (XV/Pl)

135 My Honda generator has an automatic low oil level shutoff. This is a great idea. And it works, sort of. Once it gets below about 45°F. it will shut off at startup several times, even though oil level is perfect. Highly annoying.

Technology is great, but sometimes adds unnecessary complications if it isn’t well tested.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (wzze2)

136 101 Bah. Humbug. Phooey.
Posted by: fd


I prefer "Ack! Phbbt!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:21 AM (lXoJ5)

137 119 Chris Rea starts off with a Sade latin beat vibe, until he goes off into a muzak sound.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:15 AM (vwlv+)

Agreed!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)

138 Have a relative with a Range Rover. Doesn't even have a oil drain plug. Have to use a special tool to suck it out of the pan through the top of the engine.

The engineers truly hate us.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026


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I did that with two of my Mercedes, the '86 and the '97. The cars had drain plugs. But they had been designed to let you draw the oil out through the dipstick tube. I bought a Topsider vacuum can, which people use to change oil on maritime engines, and it drew the stuff out, all 8 quarts or 6, without issue. The oil filters were right on top. I never needed to crawl under the car.

Wouldn't work with my Buicks, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)

139 127, exactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 17, 2026 07:22 AM (VyBeY)

140 Disposable cars? Check out BYD.

The battery pack is built into the frame. 6 systems are combined into one.

Yeah, they are cheaper than Tesla, but they cannot be repaired reasonably.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:23 AM (36x1j)

141 The Jetsons is an American animated sitcom produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions. It originally aired in prime time from September 23, 1962, to March 17, 1963, on ABC, then later aired in reruns via syndication, with new episodes produced from 1985 to 1987.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

142 vehicle that could fold into a briefcase.

Apparently crime such as flying car theft is rampant in the future.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (xE0sV)

143 Lots of talk in that CA article about the coastal residents of Long Beach. Not a word about the port area though which has serious economic consequences if it gets washed out.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)

144 The last synthetic oil I bought says it is good up to 20k miles. Good luck to you if you wait that long. Better get Carshield!

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (MWfyi)

145 Repeat comedy video- John Crist - if Bible characters took Uber:

https://tinyurl.com/37scnkhf

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That was cute, Fenelon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:25 AM (qBdHI)

146 Andrew Yang yesterday accused the major LLM companies of polluting the internet with self-replicating bots, making it unusable as a training forum for AI models. I only have a vague idea of what he is talking about, so I think I will mull it over while I work out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 07:26 AM (5KN7H)

147 But they had been designed to let you draw the oil out through the dipstick tube. I

Yep. Have a Jabsco oil pump here, because unbuttoning all of the plastic to get to the drain plug is a hassle

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (xE0sV)

148 AI very bad and can only be controlled via Effective Altruism.

How fucking stuck up and self center do you have to be to believe that you and only you can properly direct the work and output of an entire industry? (and not be a sitting 111 YO senator)

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:27 AM (/+uur)

149 >>>My Honda generator has an automatic low oil level shutoff.

Mine Honda portable generator would start and then shut down after 30 seconds or so. Replaced the oil level sensor and that worked for a bit before the same issue returned. I rewired it, bypassing the sensor and checked the oil level manually before each start.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2026 07:28 AM (J4Dwc)

150 The last synthetic oil I bought says it is good up to 20k miles.

If it take 0W20, better to change it 3-5k. Why risk smoking a 20k engine that has ultra high tolerances and twin turbos?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (xE0sV)

151 If you are changing synthetic oil every 5,000 miles, you are a fool.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 07:29 AM (36x1j)

152 Peter Max has died. Far out.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)

153 Big Tech

Elecmotricity bad makes planet hot

Elecmotricty needed to make AI

AI is gooder than hot planet

Big Tech

Make more Elecmotricty

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

154 JJS is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (NcvvS)

155 According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked.

https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

156
JJS IS HERE

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

157 @151

>>If you are changing synthetic oil every 5,000 miles, you are a fool.

It depends, if you are towing every day and driving high miles, that service interval could be prudent.

7500 miles is a good middle ground.

You watch Dave on YouTube servicing some of these trucks and you see sludge coming out of the oil pan.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (XV/Pl)

158 143 Lots of talk in that CA article about the coastal residents of Long Beach. Not a word about the port area though which has serious economic consequences if it gets washed out.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 07:24 AM (wkREs)

Hmm. Wonder why.
It's an LAT article.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (odBC9)

159 I never understood the no dipstick thing. Cost is minimal and one can inspect the oil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA)

160 *a LAT article

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)

161 >>>By holding a rally for Screwtape on the campus of Texas' oldest university charted by the Republic that has remained in continuous operation since 1845, I would say that the current administration has completely rebuked the university's founders and original mission.

This is not by accident. Leftists corrupt every single good thing into some demonic perversion.

Posted by: Community Notes
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Talarico rented the hall.
By state rules they will rent the hall to anyone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (vPv7/)

162 The Paolo cannot comprehend why anyone would want to eliminate this, how you say, dipstick device.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Every single person I knew who did it well had serious personality defects.
I need a better AI.
Purely toxic person to add to any organization.
I don't want today's generation of individuals opening the hood on a car.
That is a throwback to the Boomers
The engineers truly hate us.
Have a Jabsco oil pump here

Clearly a Yalp for Halp. You are one confused shitposter.
We are lucky to have you here, instead of walking around in the real world without wiping.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (zdLoL)

164 >24 Windows update has virtually bricked my computer this morning. It now gets an ntkernal error and won't do anything. Thanks Microsoft, which is to say fu

I've been managing fleets of PCs in some form or other since 1997. The last time I ever had an issue with a Windows Update was 2002 (NT 4.0 was notoriously finicky about Service Packs). It's been at least ten years since I had a BSOD on any Windows device, and the few times it has happened it's been bad hardware.

The vast majority of the "problems" people have with Windows are bad/unsupported hardware.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 17, 2026 09:18 AM (LgYtf)

165 "Of the 39 projects on my list I've started on 18 so far, but this is the first where every planned feature has been checked off."

When's your IPO?

Posted by: Dantes at September 17, 2026 12:49 PM (tpxOj)

Wednesday Night ONT - September 16, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

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ONT Department of Movie Trivia

Did you know why the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has a different name than the book upon which it is based?

The previous inception of the Wonka brand came from materials licensed from the British author Roald Dahl. His classic 1964 children's novel, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and its film adaptations are the sources of both the packaging and the marketing styles of the Wonka brand. Dahl had licensed the "Wonka" name to film director Mel Stuart. The film's producer, David L. Wolper, convinced the Quaker Oats Company to advance $3 million to finance the film in exchange for the right to use the Wonka name to sell candy bars. Quaker, which had no previous experience in the film industry, bought the rights to the book and financed the picture to promote their new "Wonka Bar." The title of the film was changed to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory for promotional purposes.

Wikipedia

Now you know.

One of our neighbors in a past life was in the movie. They had a framed golden ticket in their house. May be the only one I've ever seen.

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I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

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ONT Nostalgia

Where and when? (No, I don't know the answer.)

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ONT Art Department

It may be ceramic, but ouch!

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ONT Fashion Department

Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

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ONT Department of Star Wars

The future is now. Story from The War Zone:

U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit

Secretary of the Air Force Troy Meink made a bombshell admission this morning, disclosing that there are on-orbit weapons deployed right now to protect America's interests in space.

"Today, we continue to ensure we remain ready to meet the challenges of evolving threats, wherever they exist," Meink said during his keynote address. "This is why the United States now has on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the joint force against hostile adversary action."

"That phrase was very well thought out. So whatever I said before is what I say again," he said when asked if he could elaborate in any way on those capabilities at a question-and-answer session immediately following his speech. "It is critically important that we maintain our dominance not only in the air, but in space, and so we've had to take steps to make sure that when we're threatened, we can take care of that."

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U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency graphic

The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

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Mandatory Maiden

Some say Still Life is one of the most underrated Maiden songs. Hard to argue.

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This is not AI. Would watch.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966. The boat is in terrible shape and he has never restored a boat before.

A friend let Joshua set up shop for the restoration on their land (thus the name of the channel). Initially, Joshua intended to live off the grid in a cabin next to the boat and harvest lumber from the nearby forest for the restoration. That initial plan ran into challenges.

Did I mention this is in Nova Scotia? Weather is always an issue.

The first upload to YouTube was October 30, 2024 and the bulk of the almost two years has involved a little bit of boat work and a lot of surrounding logistics and weather battles. A successful YouTube channel typically involves storytelling and viewers are invested in Joshua's journey - even if the work is fixing his truck, building shelter for himself or the boat, or sourcing lumber. YouTube economics and viewer support has let him pursue this project full time.

Friends help here and there, but Joshua is tacking this project mostly by himself. It is an impressive amount of labor and he is very handy.

The channel has over 148,000 subscribers. Each video typically gets between a hundred and two hundred thousand views. He tries to post a new video each week. The most recent video shows moving the boat to a new and better location (which is an outdoor shop built from two shipping containers and lots of lumber).

The video below was posted after 18 months and gives a very good story of the struggles to that point. Much has happened since, but this is a better intro and overview. Simple but compelling content.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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UFO for the big ONT finish:

Bonus points if you know the Iron Maiden connection.

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Land acknowledgement: Dino's ancestors roamed the earth long before any of these nitwits complaining about stolen land showed up. To date, Dino's mailbox has not overflowed with rent checks sent by said nitwits who are presently living on Dino's ancestral land. Dino acknowledges the gravity of the situation and the fierce moral imperative involved. Go ahead. Be stunning and brave.

Back rent and correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????

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1 A series of unpredictable events have led us to this moment.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI)

2
Yay

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)

3 Trapes askew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (vOxCS)

4 Wash hands? Let's me out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (hG5L0)

6 >>>I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

Now you know when the cows come home.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

7 Gene Wilder was an exceptional person.
His house was across the way from Musk's.
After he died they were going to tear it down.
Musk bought it.
Because.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (vOxCS)

8 Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

Are those those "exfoliating fish?" Look fabulous* and get a pedicure at the same time.



* - .....ly silly

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

9 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:04 PM (MbV1j)

10 Pittsburgh Scanner
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.


Caller is not a Moron.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

11 Rednecks can entertain themselves just fine without Disney and Paramount.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (vTZFs)

12 Nice ONT, TRex. Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

13 they haul beat up campers around a dirt track here for entertainment.

It... is.... entertaining. Provided you've got beer. Or Whiskey.

Or both.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM (2Cry5)

14 >> The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

This may be for the Chicom's benefit. We may suspect they're about to try to pull something, and this lets them know we can perhaps attack whatever they're about to try.

Maybe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

15 12 Nice ONT, TRex. Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:06 PM
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You're welcome!

Posted by: TRex - circle track racer dino at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (qTrmL)

16 "Wash Hands"?!!

Okay, that's the last straw!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (o36GC)

17 I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.
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In order to complete a deal with a rancher to avoid an eminent domain fight through the ranch, a cattle bridge (overpass) was built from one side of the to be constructed, road to the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM (vOxCS)

18 All of the vehicles in the Trailer Race are newer than anything I own. 192 years old total.

Posted by: Stee at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (Fn+3X)

19 Didn't a Chinese satellite have an unplanned rapid disassembly recently?


Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

20 Thanks for the pants optional rule. Still warm enough to keep my thingy out.

Posted by: The People's Choice at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Fn+3X)

21 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit

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Not as impressive as it sounds.

https://tinyurl.com/2sbmanfz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (ndZc7)

22 (No, I don't know the answer.)
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You can trust your car to the man who wears the star
The bright red Texaco star.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vOxCS)

23 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

Imagine -

* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us

That's off the top of my head

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (vE0+H)

24 Chemical sprayer in space?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

25 The crematory room has caught fire.

Eau de irony!

Do they just toss in a couple of ready-to-go caskets? (Save on fuel?)

Hand out pointed sticks and marshmallows?

Posted by: mindful webworker - burn baby burn at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (yrKoI)

26 16 "Wash Hands"?!!

Okay, that's the last straw!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:07 PM
***
At least you were ok with feeding Doggo...

Posted by: TRex - doggo detector dino at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (qTrmL)

27 >> Didn't a Chinese satellite have an unplanned rapid disassembly recently?

Yes. Went splodey for some reason. It was in an inclined retrograde orbit. This has advantages for spy purposes -- faster movement relative the surface below, and some others. Takes more energy to lob it counter Erf rotation though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (w6EFb)

28 Evening TRex, and thanks for the ONT!

Had a screening today that went okay I think... AI, so who knows.

Have a workshop to train as a substitute teacher tomorrow morning, that should help me get some intermittent income and still be flexible enough for interviews.

Tomorrow afternoon I have a phone interview.

And just got contacted for either a screening or an interview sometime in the next few days.

"God, I don't know what to do, or where You want me, but please get me there soon!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

29 I once knew a guy who's momma had a glass eye with a fish in it.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (r7+Q7)

30 U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency graphic

The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.
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You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (vOxCS)

31 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

32 My Grampa was a Cow Crossing Guard after he retired. The calves loved him.

Posted by: Safety Patrol at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (Fn+3X)

33 Shoes are AI, sorry!

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

34 ONT Department of Star Wars
Space-Based Weapons


OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

35 The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

My guess is because China has already knocked out at least one US-owned sat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (HeG1i)

36 28 Evening TRex, and thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM
***
You're welcome and continued best wishes.

Posted by: TRex - orbital dino at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (qTrmL)

37 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)


Surely you've read Starship Troopers. If the bugs come, we're ready.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (ExV1e)

38 The fish heels are AI. There's no water ripples, bubbles or splashing.

Posted by: pookysgirl is possibly wrong at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (Wt5PA)

39 You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM
***
You don't say!

Posted by: TRex - space news dino at September 16, 2026 10:13 PM (qTrmL)

40 Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966.

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Hey that's the Minimata, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:14 PM (wpRMV)

41 Weapons in Spaaaace…

I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)

42 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


You spend millions to put your spy camera in orbit, and some schmuck takes a can of spray paint to the lens?

C'mon. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: mikeskiroy was here at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

43 The Intercontinental at Sandton Sun?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (36x1j)

44 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Thought so. You can't get that many fish into real goldfish shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (wpRMV)

45 I have both the lower Sky Chief and Fire Chief signs. Same ones.

Posted by: Hoarder Hal at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (Fn+3X)

46 >> Chemical sprayer in space?

Imagine some "spray" substance to blind a spy satellites cameras, other sensors, and solar panels. This is a proposed way to disable an enemy satellite without blowing it up and creating orbital debris.

And that is a problem for blowing up shit in orbit. Kessler Effect.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:16 PM (w6EFb)

47 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)


Fish shoes have been done before.

https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e)

48 Imagine some "spray" substance to blind a spy satellites cameras, other sensors, and solar panels. This is a proposed way to disable an enemy satellite without blowing it up and creating orbital debris.
Posted by: publius,


A compressed can of metal foam would do that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (HeG1i)

49
China is asshoe with their space programs. They do not give a shit about orbital debris, or rocket safety. You know how we carefully make sure to not to launch rockets over populated areas in case something blew up.

Chicoms don't give a shit. They only give a shit to the extent it makes the rest of us mad, but otherwise fuck you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (w6EFb)

50 Weapons in Spaaaace…

I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker


We probably have those, too. But the report looks like it's only about "space control" sat-vs-sat combat, not sat-vs-ground.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

51 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (EweRc)

52 I thought the film Gravity did a good depiction of space debris interfacing with space stations. By good I mean horrendous.

Sandra Bullock jumping the space shuttle over the gap in the highway wasn't very realistic, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - space speed at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (yrKoI)

53 47 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

Fish shoes have been done before.

https://youtu.be/O9nHdZ_aoSc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16

Are you sitting down? The fish shoes Dino posted are an exhibit in the Virtual Shoe Museum. Virtual. Shoe. Museum. We are at crazy levels of crazy. And maybe decadence.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

54 You know that Chinese satellite that, for some reason, blew apart last week?
Posted by: Braenyard

You don't say!
Posted by: TRex - space news dino


No, he didn't!

"I’m not going to talk about the specifics of what we’re doing, whether we’ve tested or not tested, or anything else."

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister. I just learned she's in the hospital with a brain bleed. Apparently she's in good spirits and feeling pretty good but some motor skill issues arose as a result. The plan is to keep her there for a couple days for observation. Thanks

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:22 PM (nQFwF)

56 Something fishy with those shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

57 Shoes may be AI, but maybe they could repel mosquitos. Not my style of water shoes.

Posted by: KT at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (1RGZ5)

58 The question is not whether this capability exists. The question is why it is being acknowledged and why now.

CHINA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

59 I am of the opinion that there have been weapons in space since we (humans) were able to lob weapons into space. We have them. The Russians have them. The Chinese have them. And so on.

Whether they work or not is about the only debatable issue.

Space is a harsh mistress. Stuff up there tends to degrade in ways not thought about. It's probably worse than we imagine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)

60 >>The Intercontinental at Sandton Sun?

No. I know that place but this place was right next to the Montecasino. Not as fancy.

From the sound of things I don't have any desire to visit now but South Africa used to be such a great place.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)

61 Prayer sent, 496

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (aJQbY)

62 Why would I complain if someone mailed me a bunch of ammo...unless the guy is framing me for a crime...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM (l3cgK)

63 You’ve got it 496.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

64 Video to go with the gas station pic

https://youtu.be/GB55aSnnjhM

Posted by: mindful webworker - you can trust your car to the man who wears the scar at September 16, 2026 10:25 PM (yrKoI)

65 >>>Where and when?

I found the same image here:
https://www.bygonely.com
/gas-stations-from-the-past/

Search for "Texaco Gas Station View, 1950s" to find it fast. Anyway, if they are right, 1950's for the when. No help on the where.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)

66 Ricky Walker, 10, of 315 Wagner ave, Washington Illinois was the lucky winner of the 1953 “Name That Planet” contest for the Ralston-Purina Space Patrol rocket ship, along with $1000 cash.

Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)

67 Oh, great. Now comes the accountants and the audits

Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)

68 My son guessed the park the car on the trailer race was either Florida or New England.

NH.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (36x1j)

69 Good evening morons en bedankt Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

70 62 Why would I complain if someone mailed me a bunch of ammo...unless the guy is framing me for a crime...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:24 PM


I still have a bunch of Lefty friends.

They are amazingly hoplophobic.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)

71 >>Posted by: 496

All the best to your sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)

72
I think most of this space weaponry would be for "space to space" combat, not orbit to ground. Things like Rods from God are way too impractical -- just too damned expensive -- you've got to heave heavy payloads into orbit. Ballistic missiles are way, way cheaper.

Now, there are some possibilities for orbit to ground weapons on a smaller scale, maybe for some sort of small targeting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:31 PM (w6EFb)

73 Cattle crossing: Years ago, on the radio, there was a woman calling to complain about the placement of deer crossing signs. She said they should have been moved to less dangerous locations. Very good chance she was serious.

Cows are obviously smarter, being able to tell when as well as where to cross.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'I brake for hallucinations' at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (yrKoI)

74 Thanks
Posted by: 496


Prayers up!

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov)

75 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

Febreeze. The Chineeses are stinking up the orbits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (dK+Kv)

76 Praying for your sister, 496.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 10:32 PM (3ImbR)

77 1 A series of unpredictable events have led us to this moment.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (yrKoI
No such thing as chance
- GOD

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (LHPAg)

78
If the Air Force and now Space Force was doing its job, the idea, if war broke out with the Chicoms or Rooskies or some space power, we'd want to take out their spy satellites and navigation systems and all that while protecting our own.

And I'm sure they been working on that for a long time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (w6EFb)

79 Must be fun to put together an ONT. I bet if I was intelligent, creative, insightful and clever I could do one.

You're all lucky I'm none of those things.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

80 1953 “Name That Planet” contest for the Ralston-Purina Space Patrol rocket ship, along with $1000 cash.

Posted by: Now It Can Be Told at September 16, 2026 10:28 PM (KE/UI)
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Free! Free!
A trip to Mars
With five hundred
Empty jars!

Use Burma Shave

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (2hq3T)

81 Oh, great. Now comes the accountants and the audits
Posted by: Dr. Jerry Hathaway PHD at September 16, 2026 10:29 PM (r7+Q7)

We come on the field of battle (commerce) after it's over and bayonet the wounded.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)

82 The first car to park on the trailer wins , I've never been so invested in a sport like this

Meh. Did this, like, once an episode.

Posted by: The Hoff at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

83 Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:22 PM (nQFwF)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

84 Not to derail the ONT, but would like to hear from a few of our Moron experts.

I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)

85 "...Turns out that if you hit something hard enough, it'll move."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (vOxCS)

86 Cows are obviously smarter
Posted by: mindful webworker


* ponders recent "cow vs turtle" video on the HQ *

* presses "X" to doubt *

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

87 I'm less intrigued by the very specific times than I am impressed that cows in this area can read and follow instructions.

________________________

The true story behind the crossing times for the cow are a bit more uncomfortable. That particular sign is just outside the home of Mavis Kelly. Mavis, as far as anyone in that town is aware, was a nice woman. Kind, considerate, organized....and someone who REALLY REALLY REALLY liked ice cream. If Mavis had a single vice it was that she was a flirt....and, also, had a tendency to break lawn furniture at picnics due to her excessive girth. BUT, that didn't stop Herman Williams from falling for the woman. He thought she was perfect...that is, until she laughed at him when he asked her out.

Turns out Herman was responsible for signs in that municipality. He worked for the county. And, Mavis either crossed the street to get her mail in the morning, or after work. Herman was a man who didn't take chances.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (dIske)

88 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit
====

No surprises here.

Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

89 Ack!!! I heard a weird sound outside so looked. Rat bastard raccoons have found my bird feeder. Damn... My Persian cat is watching them very closely through the window screen. I guess I need to stop feeding the birds.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (DK5Sh)

90
The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction "in space", which is defined as an orbital trajectory.

Fun fact. The Rooskies carry sidearms on every Soyuz capsule up to the ISS.

Don't know if we do it, or if NASA would even admit it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM (w6EFb)

91 Evening, all,

That gas station pic looks like late Forties-early Fifties, or maybe a little later in the latter decade. That black car looks to be that vintage. And gas stations were still using that style of pump with the big reservoir of fuel on the top, I think. I don't recall them from my kidhood in the early Sixties.

Texaco's "Sky Chief" and "Fire Chief" brands were of the Fifties. Seems I recall reading that Texaco sponosred MIlton Berle, "Mr. Television," in the early and mid-Fifties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (wzUl9)

92 When you think of all the shooting stars you see - a piece the size of a grain of sand or whatever - I always wondered the risk of lunar missions. Space is mostly “empty” of course but they are zooking along pretty good. A pebble would demolish all sorts of things at 5000 mph. Yeesh. There’s a lot more crap up there now, too. Our stuff.

While I’m thinking of it, Mr Musk should figure out a way to retrieve “Snoopy” and return it safely to earth. It’s the upper stage of the Apollo 16 lunar module, currently orbiting the Sun. It would be really cool to see how it has fared over 50 some years in space.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)

93 …Rods from God… you've got to heave heavy payloads into orbit.…
Posted by: publius


Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠

Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)

94 >>Herman was a man who didn't take chances

Well he took a chance on Mavis and see how that worked out?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

95 I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)


There has been rumors of something similar, probably directed energy sats. The Canadian wildfires a couple of years back seemed to have been started from fires that appeared to have been simultaneously started in a sort of grid pattern and no explanation other than "probably lightning"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (rbvCR)

96 PI - I'm not familiar with what you've described, but I have had 16 hours of IV for other things (my platelets just go away every so often). I have been shocked at how much shit they can put in your body in the course of a 2-day IV bender. When I came off the last one my body was reeling for a couple weeks as it processed all the stuff the pumped into me. I felt like Joe Biden I was so disoriented.

Go slow these next few days. Be patient with yourself. I hope your re-entry is way better than mine. You have my prayers

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:40 PM (Md1Bq)

97 Yo Dino!

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (QMAsf)

98 No such thing as chance
- GOD
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026


***
Graffito on college bathroom wall, ca. 1972:

"God Is Dead" -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche Is Dead" -- God
"I Shall Return" -- Nietzsche
"You Haven't Heard the Last of Me" -- God

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM (wzUl9)

99
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.

We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.

Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

100 Gas pumps from the 1950s. Don't know where picture was taken.

Sculptured chair, 2015.

Fishbowl shoes were a conceptual drawing.

'Cute' ONT. Thanks!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (NFX2v)

101 97 Yo Dino!

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 10:41 PM
***
Yo Doofinator!

Posted by: TRex - space junk spotter dino at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (qTrmL)

102 89 Ack!!! I heard a weird sound outside so looked. Rat bastard raccoons have found my bird feeder. Damn... My Persian cat is watching them very closely through the window screen. I guess I need to stop feeding the birds.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 10:37 PM


Air rifle works, if feasible in your area of operations.

Rodent poison also works well for me (on the raccoons that occasionally get into my attic).

I don't believe cats would eat the baits. Don't know about dogs? I wire the baits to a joist, so the poison can't be transported out of the attic.

Perhaps you could wire some on the feeder so only RB coons could reach them?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

103
Tater, I posted last thread that NASA just discovered a new crater on the Moon, some impact that happened in the April-May 2024 time frame. A 10-20m impactor and it made a crater about 700' in diameter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

104 Thanks 496.

Prayers headed up for your sister as well.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (HlyYF)

105 Texaco picture? My guess is between 1949 and 1952. The car is a '49 Ford, maybe a '50. Looks pretty shiny, so not an old beater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (1z8ji)

106 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
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Do what your doctor tells you.

My SiL got Bell's Palsy after surgery by not doing what her doctor told her.

A prayer for a complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

107 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)


Can you get a test for antibodies to Covid? Those are both "long covid" related issues.
There are some treatments reportedly good for dealing with Spike protein, and if you are not worried about that, try using aloe vera and DMSO on your face for the Bell's Palsy, or ask around for the best DMSO treatment for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 10:45 PM (rbvCR)

108 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026


***
I think I've heard about the same "product" being featured on one of the daytime network "news" shows like Today. Maybe with Hoda Kotb.

BTW, Hoda used to be a TV news anchor here in Da Swamp about 1000 years ago. People still remember her, and the daughter of one of my coworkers named her dog "Hoda." True story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

109 Prayers up for 496's sister, and for Pillage Idiot!

"I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

One of my brothers had Bell's Palsy, a decade or so ago. I took him to ER, both us us thinking it maybe was a stroke. (Thankfully it was not!)

His face was 'lopsided' for a couple of months, but that did finally go away. I'm unaware of any meds or specific treatment-- just "wait and see" was all.

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm)

110
Yeah. Cheaper to just grab and redirect an asteroid.🌠

Posted by: mindful webworker - using tractor beams at September 16, 2026 10:39 PM (yrKoI)

I watched a video of a guy playing the organ in a church, singing "Send us thine asteroid, O Lord." The song might be my new favorite hymn.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wLjpr)

111
About 100 "ping pong ball" sized rocks hit the Moon per day. A 1 kT blast event occurs about once every four years.

That 700' event occurs about once every 130 years or so.

In fact, they now think they may have to revise these figures upward. More impacts than thought.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

112 Pittsburgh Scanner
Greenfield. Beechwood Blvd. Caller said that someone mailed them a bunch of ammo. Caller doesn't know what to do with it.

Caller is not a Moron.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

I got offered ten rounds of .303 ammo this evening. I said to the lady, "Honey, if you still have the rifle, you need to keep some rounds for it. You never know when you might need to use it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)

113 Per Behind the Black: the “sudden acknowledgment” of weapons in space is the biggest non-story of the day.

We’ve had them - and announced their presence - for decades now.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (XUHiS)

114 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:47 PM (1z8ji)
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I'll take any .303 ammo he doesn't want

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)

115 No surprises here.
Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

I've deployed some cannons.

Posted by: Kate Upton at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (88C+u)

116 They were supposed to be water landings - but stuff happens. That’s why they trained the astronauts for jungle and desert survival. It was possible they would be on their own for some days, if they couldn’t be located for some reason.

They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.

Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

117 BTW, Hoda used to be a TV news anchor here in Da Swamp about 1000 years ago. People still remember her, and the daughter of one of my coworkers named her dog "Hoda." True story.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:46 PM (wzUl9)

Hr lst nm nds vwls.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (XUHiS)

118 Any advice, precautions, etc. from the Horde on either condition?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)

I had Bell's Palsy a few years back. Complete recovery in due time. It's a viral nerve infection, so an Rx for an anti-viral and a corticosteroid may help a lot. They did for me. See your primary care person for treatment.

Was able to do rehab/PT exercises on my own at home (from internet search) to regain control of left side of my mouth. While recovering, the left side of my mouth would get quite chapped, so keeping Vaseline jelly handy was recommended by my primary care nurse and that helped greatly.

Good luck!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (wVcYX)

119 55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister

Posted by 496.

Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)

120 I'll take any .303 ammo he doesn't want

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:48 PM (r/nnx)
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AOP - I misread your post. I thought you were envisioning a fanciful scenario. You gave the prospective donor very good advice

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)

121 116 They were supposed to be water landings - but stuff happens. That’s why they trained the astronauts for jungle and desert survival. It was possible they would be on their own for some days, if they couldn’t be located for some reason.

They did have survival kits, no firearms but I think they had flare guns and strobes, a little drinking water, and similar kit to what the military has for downed airmen.

Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

A lot of them were military pilots that went through SERE training anyway so they were exposed to those survival scenarios, astronauts or not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (XUHiS)

122 b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

123 I saw no mention of Rods from God. Always thought those would be particularly effective and unstoppable. Provided you can guide them to the target, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Tehran, Three Gorges, where else? at September 16, 2026 10:15 PM (yrKoI)

I never fell for that scam. Every single foot-pound of energy those rods can deliver to a target has to be expended, times ten, to get them into orbit in the first place. Nuke warheads get you a lot more bang for the buck. Orders of magnitude more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)

124 Ma bitch betta have ma money........

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (vE0+H)

125 We just watched the 1948 Sorry, Wrong Number, the noir/suspenser with Barbara Stanwyck and Burt Lancaster. Leif Ericson, much later of High Chaparral on TV, has a small role, as does a cherubic William Conrad. Still a very effective and creepy story.

IMDb Trivia says Agnes Moorehead created the role of Mrs. Stevenson, the target of the overheard-on-the-phone murder plot, on radio. She was not offered the lead in the film, but a small role, and she turned it down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

126 While I’m thinking of it, Mr Musk should figure out a way to retrieve “Snoopy” and return it safely to earth. It’s the upper stage of the Apollo 16 lunar module, currently orbiting the Sun. It would be really cool to see how it has fared over 50 some years in space.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:38 PM (qgbVJ)

I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew8)

127 I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 10:53 PM (g8Ew
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No way dealership undercoating has held up

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:54 PM (bx0xv)

128 Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called A Boat in the Woods. Joshua is a professional carpenter that gave up his day job to restore a 32 foot wooden Japanese fishing vessel built in 1966.

Next up, he'll fix a Russian fishing wessel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)

129 24 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

Sprayer emits oily substance which vaporizes into gas cloud, satellite encounters gas cloud, oily substance deposits on solar panels, optics, thermal radiators, sunlight solarizes* oily substance, performance gets seriously degraded....

* effect similar to your newspaper turning yellow in the sun....,back when we had newspapers....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (QGaXH)

130 Gen. Curtis LeMay was known to have a fairly stern visage, usually coupled with a clenched cigar in his mouth. Definitely a no-bullshit kinda guy, but part of that was due to Bell’s Palsy.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (qgbVJ)

131 Hey! What kind of hash is "yrKoI"? Pronounced "Iroquois"?

(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)

Yeah, no

https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)

132 88 U.S. Admits It Has Weapons In Orbit
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No surprises here.

Posted by: Josie and the Pussycats in Space at September 16, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

I saw that on TV back in the early 70's...when it was spanking brand new...was up early Saturday morning to watch it with all the other new cartoons.
With some rare exceptions, never watch cartoons as an adult you enjoyed as a kid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 10:57 PM (l3cgK)

133 Thanks Horde!

Worst part of the Bell's Palsy was not blinking my left eye for two weeks. That cornea is angry!

Doc said to put in eye drops and tape it shut. Did that, and it worked loose in five minutes. Had my wife do it, worked loose in ten minutes.

Had nurses try it while I was in the hospital for the afib, worked loose in twenty minutes.

The only good thing about this episode, is that I now know that I have the eyelid strength of 10 normal men!

Frankly, I would have picked a different superpower if God would have let me choose.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 10:58 PM (HlyYF)

134 Also at the library today I picked up the 1930s Dinner at Eight with John & Lionel Barrymore and Jean Harlow, and David Lynch's Blue Velvet, which I remember hearing about when it was new (around 1990?), but have never seen.

(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (wzUl9)

135 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????

Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

136 >> I'd like to see how that Tesla is doing that they launched into space and around the sun.

Starman they called it, is in an orbit with a period of about 1.5 years, with an aphelion beyond Mars orbit, and perihelion just inside of 1 au.

https://t.ly/ZPVqT

Now, it doesn't have an active transmitters or anything, and non gravitational forces will cause it to drift over time, but you can find some projections of where it should be via the orbital elements. The error in that will accumulate greatly over time.

Non-gravitational forces are stuff like solar wind, uneven heating and radiation and all that good stuff, where are significant for a small object.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

137 AOP - I misread your post. I thought you were envisioning a fanciful scenario. You gave the prospective donor very good advice
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 10:50 PM (r/nnx)

She has a Brit Enfield, mark unknown, that has had the wood furniture all beautifully carved by an old guy that originally owned it, I would like to see it. I guess not sporterized; she says the wood goes the full length of the barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (1z8ji)

138 131 Hey! What kind of hash is "yrKoI"? Pronounced "Iroquois"?

(I thought at first the last letter was a lower-case "L" so it should be pronounced Urkle. Whew.)

Yeah, no

https://youtu.be/-qhEzxlBBMA

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - to everything there is a seasoning at September 16, 2026 10:56 PM (yrKoI)

It's about your fish, the Koi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

139 119 55 Good evening - I'd like to ask for prayers for my sister

Posted by 496.

Of course. Prayers for complete recovery. 🙏🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (NFX2v)

Definitely. When you talk to her next, ask her if she was observing any attractive doctors; assuming she's unattached.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)

140 I just got Bell's Palsy. Four days later went into atrial fibrillation that took 16 hours of IV medications to knock me back into normal rhythm.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot


Holy crap, it can just come on suddenly out of nowhere? That's scary. Prayers up, PI.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (vTZFs)

141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew8)

142 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

An absolute fashion plate turned 54 yesterday.

Queen Letizia, of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (XUHiS)

143 135 33 Shoes are AI, sorry!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show with a character wearing shoes mounted on small fish tanks with goldfish in them????

Maybe Seinfeld with Kramer dressed as a pimp..?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

I see another poster nailed it 10:17PM ExV1e

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (QGaXH)

144 Piper will have to tell us whether this is AI or not.

Yeah, baby, fish bowl shoes.
Why go half retard when you can go all the way?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)

145 My SiL's father passed away this morning from pancreatic cancer. His wife died over two years ago, and I prayed that for my SiL's sake, she would not lose both her parents in one year. God gave us two years, and a far more gradual passing than his wife. (She had MS, he was her caregiver for over two decades, and one morning she suddenly had an aneurysm.)

I know they're both happy in heaven now. But once again, I'm going to be very pregnant at an already emotional funeral. I went through an entire pocket pack last time.

Posted by: pookysgirl wonders how fast she can get a crate of Kleenexes delivered at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (Wt5PA)

146
Dr. PORK,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

147 I’ve heard the “Sorry Wrong Number” old time radio episode. A little Agnes Moorhead goes a long ways, she is pretty whiny. I think it was a Suspense! which tend to be a little overwrought sometimes anyway. A lot of plotlines in those days were predicated on the thought that no ordinary individual would ever have the simple expedient of a firearm to protect themselves. Nope, they just have to let maniacs prey upon them without any thought of self defense.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (qgbVJ)

148 "Yyrog" is a nice one. Like one of the names Gary Gygax used to make up. Pity I can only get it at the coffee place.
There's "Caahn" too obviously but that one cycles around my phone.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:05 PM (88C+u)

149 Fishbowl shoes are alright if you don't mind cats following you around all day.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (oq9dX)

150
That Tesla should make a close approach to Earth again in 2047. Two close Mars approaches before then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

151 You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.
That big, bright Texaco starrrr...

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (sl73Y)

152 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew
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Have I mentioned my rash?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

153 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 11:03 PM (g8Ew

Most of the "medical history" I see here is on the order of "being dealt a bad hand by Fate, but overcoming it". Not "I got a vicious dose of the clap from banging a ladyboy in Bangkok."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)

154 PI,
Anti-viral and steroids. Keep your eye moist with drops and aquaphor or Vaseline for your lips. Takes several months to recover

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (VCgbV)

155 The circle of life.

Dinosaurs become chickens.

Chickens become meat.

Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

156 31 There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff.

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)

157 I spent part of the day cutting firewood. Now I am tired.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)

158

24 Chemical sprayer in space?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 10:09 PM

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New to me. I suspect it's not a toxic gas spray, more like a hock loogie.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 11:11 PM (kf4RM)

159 99
Those sidearms on the Soyuz have a very practical use. The Russians capsules come back on land, and there was a high possibility, if something went wrong, of landing in remote and hostile places. They did happen a time or two. It was part of the survival kits.

We always did water landings, with a big navy to recover. They do have survival kits for some contingency scenarios, but I don't what that actually entails.

Me, I'd want to carry something to the ISS if things went south with the Rooskies or something, but I'd keep it very quiet, and probably wouldn't let all the crew in on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

Didn't we have a Mercury (single astronaut) go awry and land on a desert island? The guy exited the capsule and found a bottle in the sand and opened it and a beautiful blonde cane out ????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (QGaXH)

160 If a ladyboy only gives you the clap, you've gotten off lightly.

"She" could give you AIDS, or something truly embarrassing. Like a shenis.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)

161 A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3Tmg9)

A shark could take your entire foot off in one chomp. Much more cost-effective.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (1z8ji)

162 Rescued:

221 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

Imagine -

* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us

That's off the top of my head.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)


So, basically England, incl. the public kept in the dark.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

163 Did 60mg of prednisone (steroids) for the Bell's Palsy.

I can feel 10mg when I have taken it in the past.

I think there is a chance that the massive dose of steroids pushed me into afib.

See the cardiologist on Friday, so should be more informed after that.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)

164 How much stolen land was Ted Turner or Dolly Pardon able to take with them when they passed?

That land will be sucked up and retasked by the state.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (5C90x)

165 "She" could give you AIDS, or something truly embarrassing. Like a shenis.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 11:12 PM (ca8Qt)

Gotta make sure the girl is pure for that funky cold medina

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 11:15 PM (88C+u)

166 102 -- Pillage idiot -- Thanks for the advice. I live in an apartment complex and the management has been graciously ignoring the copious amounts of bird seed I've been putting out for the birds. I think it would be best for all concerned if I take down my feeder until the 'coons go to sleep for the winter. There are many dogs here and I would hate for one to have a run-in with a 'coon.

Best wishes for full recovery from Bell's palsy and a-fib.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (DK5Sh)

167 116 ...Lots of cool stuff in the survival and life raft kits. Through an extraordinarily unlikely series of events, I ended up with a pen flare and a couple dozen expired cartridges. Some were duds, though most were not, and were a lot of fun.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 10:49 PM (qgbVJ)

'Shoot, feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all the stuff' - Major 'King' Kong

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QGaXH)

168 That's a pretty big dose PI.

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 11:16 PM (QbvHV)

169 Prednisone is very powerful and can have side effects.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

170 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

171 >> The guy exited the capsule and found a bottle in the sand and opened it and a beautiful blonde cane out ????

And he turned out to be totally gay, I think. May have went to become a big oil man.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

172 See the cardiologist on Friday, so should be more informed after that.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:14 PM (HlyYF)


My sis ignored her a-fib for six months, wound up with congestive heart issues.
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

173 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 11:19 PM (rdVOm)

Perhaps The Grateful can chime in on whether this is how TRex gets fed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (qx7Zg)

174
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

175 The circle of life.
Dinosaurs become chickens.
Chickens become meat.
Chicken meat is formed into dinosaur nuggets.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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LOL!
Posted by: JQ


Plastic is made from petroleum.

Petroleum is made from dead dinosaurs.

Therefore, toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaur.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)

176 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:22 PM (Y/06r)

177 174
(I almost wrote "Donner at Eight" above, which would have made for a fascinating typo. . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 16, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)

178 My sis ignored her a-fib for six months, wound up with congestive heart issues.
She finally called me to take he to the hospital and she was there for a week.
So I am glad you are dealing with this and not being like my relations
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
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"I'm fine. I'M FINE!"
/unable to stand

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

179 My aunt has had issues with the calcification in the pericardium around the heart. Lot of problems. They did a surgery at the Mayo Clinic yesterday. She seems to be doing ok though they had to tidy up some internal bleeding touched off by the surgery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:25 PM (Y/06r)

180 "I'm fine. I'M FINE!"
/unable to stand
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)


Are we related?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR)

181 I mean, I got a kitten out of it, and he is a good cat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (rbvCR)

182 156. A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

It's always at your own peril & sometimes to the great benefit of dermatologists. (Toe nail fungus is for real.)

Banned in several US states. Go for a nice, reputable massage instead.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (NFX2v)

183 Does this smell infected to you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 11:27 PM (wVcYX)

184 *runs in, screams, feeds doggo, licks hands, runs out*

Posted by: You're not my dad! at September 16, 2026 11:28 PM (O7YUW)

185 So, basically England, incl. the public kept in the dark.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

Shit. Yeah.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:30 PM (vE0+H)

186
(Toe nail fungus is for real.)


I saw that on Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

187 loving the shoes, as a great feminine update to Flyguy's platforms from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Posted by: barbarausa at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (enw9G)

188 I peppered the ICU doc with as many questions as I could.

I gather(?) the atrial fibrillation is not that serious of a condition in and of itself.

However, while your heart is in afib, there are some pockets in the atria with stagnant, pooling blood.

THAT is a dangerous condition. That blood will inevitably develops some clots. Clots for we 29+ year olds, lead to strokes, heart attacks, etc. depending on where the clot gets stuck.

I am already on an anti-coagulant since the ICU.

So, yes I will do good listening to my doctors.

Plus, some of you know Bride of PI, and know she will beat me to death if I do NOT follow medical advice!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (HlyYF)

189 For anyone here who likes AI (who am I kidding) I've been playing with this new tool called Yue2. What a blast. A little bit of a pain if you don't normally mess with this stuff, and you have to have a rig that supports it.

Essentially you feed a song in, generate a score, give it the existing lyrics, and then tell it what you want and it retains melody and can push out covers in any style.

Fun stuff all local. You can also rewrite lyrics to do Weird Al type stuff - no patience for that but I can imagine the fun I would have had 20 years ago on some forums posting "song parodies" - and apparently you can also train an artist lora on a favorite artist (do it with a friend's band with his permission of course) and then generate new songs in those styles with those singers (with full artist permission of course, no one wants to mess around with copyright etc etc).

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:34 PM (vE0+H)

190 >>A friend who flew through the Singapore international airport saw those fish in one of the mall stores at the terminal. You could get one of those exfoliation treatments there. Would love to try one of those someday.

Darrell, you're scaring me.

Kidding.

We have an entire, very small, state full of fish that will gnaw on your feet for free. Come for a visit anytime. I can make it happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)

191 We have an entire, very small, state full of fish that will gnaw on your feet for free. Come for a visit anytime. I can make it happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:36 PM


Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

192 I've had bass fingerlings chewing on my feet in a pond or lake in the shallows. I also had my nipples bit hard by fish in the surf off Hatteras Village once. Swam hundreds of miles in the ocean off the Outer Banks and that one day was the only time getting my nipples bit. Twice. Hours apart.

Posted by: Swam In Bluefish Frenzies, Too-No Bites From That at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (Fn+3X)

193 Whomever it is that reports each morning -
“Tea. Earl Grey. Hot” lol

Wanted to thank him, because I suppose this spurred me to try it. It’s not too bad, has a bit of orange or citrus flavor, and smooths out the natural scraped-off-bottom-of-lawnmower flavor ordinary tea has. It’s got a little caffeine kick to it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)

194 Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

https://tinyurl.com/5be342b7
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

Iffen I were a catfish, it wouldn't be her arm I was nibbling on...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:48 PM (1z8ji)

195 Wanted to thank him, because I suppose this spurred me to try it. It’s not too bad, has a bit of orange or citrus flavor, and smooths out the natural scraped-off-bottom-of-lawnmower flavor ordinary tea has. It’s got a little caffeine kick to it.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:46 PM (0OORa)

The 'orangy/minty' is the bergamot. It IS good tea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (Y/06r)

196 >>Heck, around my neck of the woods there are fish that will gnaw on a lady's entire arm!

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 11:49 PM (viF8m)

197 One of the small lizards common to the desert southwest went after my foot a little bit oncet. He must have been hungry. “I can take him!!” Yeah, no buddy. Ain’t gonna happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (0OORa)

198 34 ONT Department of Star Wars
Space-Based Weapons

OK, have I been on the internet too long? The "robotic mechanisms" panel. That's totally "surprise satellite buttsecks," isn't it?
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)


Yes you have, and so have I. My snap reaction was that a satellite-shaped alien lifeform would be intrigued by the whole right side, ranging from titillated by the bangin' top right to disgusted by the tentacle-y bottom right. So the middle 'robotic' one would be what, scandalizing?

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (ke3zm)

199 That guy with the project may learn some things like houses, cars, furniture are just too far gone to be worth the time, money and effort to restore. I

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 11:50 PM (PTDkx)

200 Plus, some of you know Bride of PI, and know she will beat me to death if I do NOT follow medical advice!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Mean in a good way. That's love.
Those Watchman deals eliminate the clotting effect and the need for thinners. Also they have ways to stifle that nerve and eliminate the fibbing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (vOxCS)

201 RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

It will happen for you. I had two brothers who went through periods of unemployment. They would go through frustration and disappointment, then one day "Bang!", it happened for them. When your ship comes in, let us know because I want to drink a toast to you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2026 11:58 PM (0Htd1)

202 Happy Wednesday Horde.

Prayers up for your sister 496, and for you too, Pillage Idiot for speedy healing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 16, 2026 11:59 PM (ibDUx)

203 141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Only shocked and/or amused if/when it comes to something like bowel prep for a colonoscopy. And I've been curious if ever after: "So glad to finally meet you. Took your advice about using clear Gatorade."

Aside from that, if it's here, the Horde being comfortable with most of the Horde; needing to vent, looking for comfort, asking for prayers.

Not a bad thing to have that capability..

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 12:00 AM (NFX2v)

204 Hi, Debby! How's it going?

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

205 Peter Max has died at age 88

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 12:05 AM (Cqx++)

206 >>Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.

The internet is a public forum. So is your cell phone. We have the illusion of anonymity here but trust me there's no such thing as anonymity anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:06 AM (viF8m)

207 203 141 Still amazed that people bitch about having so little privacy anymore but yet don't hesitate to post their medical history on a public forum.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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We're among friends here. No some voyeuristic jerk who wants to probe the ass hoes of our life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vOxCS)

208 You can post some true facts about yourself and then seed some patently ones. I mean that's one way one might do it. Not that anyone would lie on the internet.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:07 AM (vE0+H)

209 Just ask my wife Brit Lass, I mean Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 12:08 AM (vE0+H)

210 Search for "Texaco Gas Station View, 1950s" to find it fast. Anyway, if they are right, 1950's for the when. No help on the where.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2026 10:26 PM (syz1S)

Looks like a ‘53 Chevy in the back of the station, although it’s hard to be sure of the make. No clue to the location as you say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)

211 AFP News Agency
@AFP
·
3h
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (vOxCS)

212 b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
-

Yeh, well, my post-nasal drip has expanded into a virus, leaving me nauseous and with a head that feels like lead.

Off to the doctor I go for an 8AM poking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 12:13 AM (XyZGq)

213 they should lock everyone out of the UN General Assembly and declare it to be another luxurious Trump resort
it'll be the best resort, everyone says so

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 12:17 AM (88C+u)

214 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 17, 2026 12:18 AM (SRRAx)

215 >>You can post some true facts about yourself and then seed some patently ones. I mean that's one way one might do it. Not that anyone would lie on the internet.

Your IP address is available to anyone who has the tools. And the government has those tools. Your cell phone pings constantly, even when you turn it off.

We might be somewhat anonymous to each other but if you think you are truly anonymous in this time from people who want to know who you are you are mistaken.

The internet sends you ads for the same stuff you searched on 10 minutes ago and you think the government doesn't have the same capability? They helped create the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:20 AM (viF8m)

216 3h
BREAKING The United States has denied Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas an entry visa to attend the UN General Assembly in New York next week, a source familiar with the case says
Posted by: Braenyard


Well, that's a damn shame.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (0Htd1)

217 Well, another productive day of dune buggy puttering. It now has a steering wheel and column in it. Found the original 1961 Beetle column tube (mast jacket, in the industry), complete with turn signal switch, Had to make a spacer so that the centering cone fit the top bearing with about an eight of an inch gap between the back of the steering wheel hub and the signal switch. Cancel device works!

There never was a bottom bearing in the jacket; original design didn't need one. Well, I wanted one, and after much puttering, managed to fit in a cone-and-cup style ball bearing from a bicycle frame head, into a turned aluminum adapter sleeve. It turns freely. Connected the shaft to the steering box at the rag joint, and propped the wheel up on a bucket so the axis was true, and fabbed up a bracket to anchor the bottom of the column tube to the front bulkhead of the body. Steering wheel now sits in the same place, relative to the seat rails, as it did in the '61 Beetle. Might put a custom wheel on it later, but for now, the original one will do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)

218 >>Might put a custom wheel on it later, but for now, the original one will do.

Sounds great. Post photos.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 12:24 AM (viF8m)

219 Nice puttering, AOP!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 17, 2026 12:25 AM (HlyYF)

220 AOP - that Enfield sounds like a lovely piece. I hope you get a chance to ogle it

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:31 AM (sOtuf)

221 Looks like a ‘53 Chevy in the back of the station, although it’s hard to be sure of the make. No clue to the location as you say.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 12:12 AM (tOqvK)

The car just to the left of the gas pump is a '49 Ford Custom. Note the exterior trunk hinges. I think '50 was the last year for that. '51 definitely had hidden trunk hinges. The low-mounted side chrome strip is consistent with '49, too.

I have a '49 Ford sitting in my yard, so I can be pretty confident of the ID.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:33 AM (1z8ji)

222
This is some wild stuff, the dinosaurs of Antarctica. Fascinating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)

223 "Dr. Music" (live at UC/Berkeley) cool video promo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POgk30WGXLg

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (Fv808)

224 This is some wild stuff, the dinosaurs of Antarctica. Fascinating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:41 AM (w6EFb)


They mutated into penguins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 12:48 AM (1z8ji)

225 "There was a mall in the hotel I used to stay at in South Africa that featured a foot treatment for women that involved women sticking their feet in a tank of small fish that would feed on the skin on their feet. I kid you not. They paid for this stuff."

Women are strange people.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

About 15 years ago I was in Moab, UT, relaxing in a lovely wooded stream on an ungodly hot day. Sitting on the edge of the bank with my feet in the water, I was suddenly surrounded by a total school of tiny goldfish, and they start snacking away on my feet. It felt like the tiniest of nibbles, almost tickles. I had to sit as still as possible, otherwise the fish would freak and scatter. By the time I left my feet were smooth as anything.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)

226 nerdygirl, once I get something permanent-worthy, you will hear the shouts of joy across the world, and I'll have a smile so wide I won't fit through the doorway.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)

227
You know, I never really was interested in geology and paleontology until recently. I missed out on a lot of interesting stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

228 I was suddenly surrounded by a total school of tiny goldfish, and they start snacking away on my feet. It felt like the tiniest of nibbles, almost tickles. I had to sit as still as possible, otherwise the fish would freak and scatter. By the time I left my feet were smooth as anything.
Posted by: Effie Perrine at September 17, 2026 12:51 AM (Zr3aZ)

My spirit animal is a piranha.

Posted by: A Moab Goldfish at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (1z8ji)

229 I'll have a smile so wide I won't fit through the doorway.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (aJQbY)
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Whatever you do, don't blow the margins!

Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2026 12:57 AM (sOtuf)

230 Hi JQ, I was just catching up on the news of the day. It is 20 degrees warmer out tonight, rain on the way, what a difference a day makes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)

231 You know, I never really was interested in geology and paleontology until recently. I missed out on a lot of interesting stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2026 12:52 AM (w6EFb)

I visited a friend a couple of weeks ago. He showed me a hunk of ammonite shell he is in the process of polishing. Lovely color in it. About a quarter of an entire shell, which would have been about 20 inches in diameter, I reckon. He has acquired an ammonite mining lease on the site where it was found. The shell material is regarded as a gem stone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:02 AM (1z8ji)

232 When I was younger, it seemed like every other sitcom and comic movie had a scene with a Rorschach Test. They went from the harmless ("It looks like someone spilled ink") to the raunchy ("That one also looks like me screwing your mom"). The comedy element, such as it was, came from the fact that the Rorschach Test was so stupid. But I think if you did one now and just used pics of Sydney Sweeney, the Israeli flag, Trump, and Lindsay Clancy, you really could find out who's a crazy threat to others.

Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:09 AM (avzFa)

233 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]
Word on the street is, only a fool would methodically launch thousands of communications satellites into stable low orbit without some of those also being guidable kinetic munitions waiting for orders to fall on someone's head. Last count is around 11,000 in orbit... and maybe each and every one of them are dual function.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at September 17, 2026 01:10 AM (DbovD)

234 Sunny & warm here today, Debby. Not terribly cool tonight, but definitely not *warm* LOL.

I love Autumn.

Watching the neighbor's birch tree-- every morning there's just a bit more gold mixed in with the green...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

235 Well, the Rorschach test presented the patient with an ink blot in folded paper. It didn't really look like anything. That was the point: ask the subject to imagine what they saw in that blot, and the answer might shed some light on what things the subject was dwelling upon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:15 AM (1z8ji)

236 LOL Wally!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:16 AM (ibDUx)

237 Watching the neighbor's birch tree-- every morning there's just a bit more gold mixed in with the green...
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

One of my Manitoba Maples (aka box elder) has gone completely gold. The rest are still green. Be interesting to know what governs the differential in the time of the leaves turning. Genetics? Local temperature? Lack of, or surfeit of, water? Nutrients in soil? Disease?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:19 AM (1z8ji)

238 Sorry, got here late. On the satellites, has anyone mentioned the movie Space Cowboys? (I need to figure out a way to search so as not to repeat a discussion on here)

Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2026 01:20 AM (avzFa)

239 Well, my eyelids are getting heavy. Going to call it a night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 01:21 AM (1z8ji)

240 Night AOP, I need to be up earlier than usual in the morning. Sweet dreams Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (ibDUx)

241 Night, AOP.

I think the color-change has a lot to do with temperature changes. Perhaps the speed and amount of temperature change within a day? Total amount of light?

I'm not a botanist.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

242 'Night to you too, Debby...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)

243 496, may your sister be Blessed with Health & Healing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at September 17, 2026 01:35 AM (3ZUWJ)

244 Trump is a loser and we wants Presdent ob back now !

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 17, 2026 01:39 AM (8jlVt)

245 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein

LOL. Thank God Almighty for presidential term limits!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)

246 Gas 5 dollars a gallon (4.79 a gal. yesterday) diesel 6 dollars a gallon and rising. 48 days till voters say burn dumpsters not oil! Putin gives u.s. base sat. images so Iran can attack them. Dump's response tells Ukraine to stop attacking his friend putin's diesel industry!

Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 01:56 AM (FR3ei)

247 48 days until voters kick national socialist demoncrats to the curb and open the pathway for total destruction of islamic radicals across the globe! Yay!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

248 @247 I will take the other side of that bet! The biggest complaint of voters is democrat party is too soft on dump and his dumpsters to get aipac money.

Posted by: raimondo at September 17, 2026 02:30 AM (FR3ei)

249 I remember reading in the IMDB entry years ago Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was changed to Willy Wonka because it was released during the height of the Vietnam War and "Charlie" wasn't a popular name to use. I guess Abraham Lincoln was right when he said not to believe everything you read on the Internet.

Posted by: Aaron Guzman at September 17, 2026 02:32 AM (i4xoo)

250 Thinking blueberry pancakes

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

251 Breakfast at Skip's!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

252 >>>This is a T*ck*r, C*nd*ce, M*g*n, and B*ll Kr*st*l free zone. Please.

A good idea, to be sure. But: does anyone even talk about them anymore.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:11 AM (odBC9)

253 But: does anyone even talk about them anymore.
Posted by: m

Who?

Their 15 minutes expired last week, I think...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

254 I made mashed potatoes, but didn't have any milk. Do'h!

Substituted cream of mushroom soup. Not bad.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

255 250 Thinking blueberry pancakes
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

I will bring a tub of unsalted butter.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

256 Mmm. Pancakes. I hate making pancakes. Too bad IHOP isn't good anymore.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

257 256 Mmm. Pancakes. I hate making pancakes. Too bad IHOP isn't good anymore.
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

Having a restaurant fix them is best!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:24 AM (odBC9)

258 Having a restaurant fix them is best!
Posted by: m

Exactly! But, who can afford it now?

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

259 IHOP opened here a few years back, but didn't last long. Maybe a year or two? It was crap. Corporate bean counters ruined it, probably.

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

260 258 Having a restaurant fix them is best!
Posted by: m

Exactly! But, who can afford it now?
Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

A drugstore near me used to fix them and they were not expensive and were perfectly fine. And they'd let you order just one or whatever; not a full stack. That drugstore became a megastore and food service stopped.

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 03:27 AM (odBC9)

261 I will press out some *tater cakes* tomorrow, with the leftover mashed. Yummy! CBD would approve, because they'll be dressed with gravy instead of syrup...

Posted by: JQ at September 17, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

262 Is that guy in the woods named Noah?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 03:47 AM (8O9+I)

263 Peter Max has died at age 88
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
===============

Holy carp, I just did some quick googling and found this on one page:

- Peter Max suffers from advanced dementia and lives under a court-appointed guardianship amid years of bitter legal disputes regarding his care and artwork.

- Investigations revealed that as Max's mental state declined, a team of other artists created works and signed his name to them. These pieces were sold for millions of dollars at high-volume auctions on cruise ships and in galleries.

- Max's children, along with business associates and court-appointed guardians, have been locked in intense legal fights over control of his estate and his isolation from family members

- In June 2019, his wife died by suicide in her Manhattan apartment amidst the escalating family stress and public scrutiny

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:06 AM (XJ22o)

264
IHOP opened here a few years back, but didn't last long. Maybe a year or two? It was crap. Corporate bean counters ruined it, probably.
Posted by: JQ

================

I liked IHOP when I was a little kid because they turned breakfast into dessert. Haven't been there in years, I make a better breakfast myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)

265
Good lord is pixy up or something? I'm talking to myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 04:09 AM (XJ22o)

266 Blonde Morticia, good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:11 AM (+fpfy)

267 I have to have lemon zest in my blueberry pancakes.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 04:12 AM (+fpfy)

268 Thunderstorms in these parts, rough night on the doggies

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2026 04:16 AM (8O9+I)

269 I googled "blueberry pancakes near me" and there are a bunch!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:17 AM (odBC9)

270 Before thread is willowed. Prayers up for 496s' sister, randomdave & an old friend I just found out is fighting cancer.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at September 17, 2026 04:30 AM (KaHlS)

271 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

272 test

does this "trademark" sign not post?

™️

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

273 Well, it didn't post on the tech thread!

Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

274 The only connexion between UFO's Strangers in the Night and Maiden is Maiden covered Doctor Doctor for a B side oncet, I believe. They do that now and then, a cover for a B-side, Cross Eyed Mary was pretty good version.

Posted by: docweasel at September 17, 2026 07:03 AM (IuCAX)

Elephants and Dog-Moms Cafe

horseandtrainer.jpg
Felix Thiollier (c. 1899)


People risk their lives and serious burns to rescue someone trapped inside a burning car.

Man saves a dog trapped on a big slippery rock at a rapids.

This puppy doesn't know what "anarchy" means but he loves it.

All cats are chaos agents.

Big dog wrestles with a little kid -- but gently.

Soldier rescues a stray dog from a war zone and brings him home.

A good example of a dog helping.

Fake but amusing: the Tony Stark of warthogs. Thanks to Rocket/@rdbrewer4.

World's Worst Watch-Dog plays with a break-in robber instead of barking him out.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Ha

Posted by: lilredhen at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (dDxs4)

2 4 of 6 kittens are eyes open

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (jrgJz)

3 Isn't that a cool photo of the horse trainer? I sent a framed copy to Ben Had.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)

4
like beer, dogs are evidence that G-d loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)

6 At least we're not on smelly Middle Eastern airliners anymore......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)

7 good move, Miley, that's a great picture!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:36 PM (VyBeY)

8
Félix Thiollier captured the famous 1899 photograph titled Lady and Her Horse on a Snowy Day (also known as The Horse Trainer).

The Cafe has become one classy place. 👌🏼

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)

9 That's a great photograph or painting. Either way the composition is perfect.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (KC5Lt)

10 Woah, Felix!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

11 I guess I missed out on being able to see anything on X

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (8uzBS)

12 It's a lovely mephitic-free day in the Café! Won't you be my fellow Commentator?

Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

13 It's not a real D&D game without mephits.

Posted by: Monte Cook at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (88C+u)

14 Isn't that a cool photo of the horse trainer? I sent a framed copy to Ben Had.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)
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Very cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

15
4 of 6 kittens are eyes open
Posted by: what the cat drug in

==============

Adorable! I hope we can see them on the pet thread soon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 07:43 PM (XJ22o)

16 At least we're not on smelly Middle Eastern airliners anymore......
Posted by: Sponge

Ever ridden on a plane full of young German women?

Achselterror!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)

17 It's a lovely mephitic-free day in the Café! Won't you be my fellow Commentator?
Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
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Are you talking about me, because I'm right here.

Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

18 Almost home

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (hojuE)

19 Ever ridden on a plane full of young German women?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM


Were they fully drindled-out?

The drindl seems to be rarely, if ever, discussed by Piper. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

20 The Weather Channel has a retro "your locals on the eights" forecast generator, complete with the 90s smooth jazz soundtrack:

https://weather.com/retro/

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (XvL8K)

21 Elephants are awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

22 I flew Sri Lankan Airlines from Riyadh to Columbo. I put a dab of Vicks under my nose. It almost as bad as being trapped in an elevator with a bunch of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)

23 Are you talking about me, because I'm right here.
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM


Do your armpits smell of penguin excreta?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

24 My office was on the 8th floor, one floor below the Pakistan consulate. I never took the elevator as I considered it an odor hazard zone.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)

25 Elephants are awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
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I'm a fan, though their handling in snow is questionable.

Posted by: Hannibal Barca at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

26 Do your armpits smell of penguin excreta?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
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No, just tantalizing sinfulness. Want to make a deal?

Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)

27 I flew Sri Lankan Airlines from Riyadh to Columbo. I put a dab of Vicks under my nose. It almost as bad as being trapped in an elevator with a bunch of them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)

Everyone in the ME smells like ass and they don't notice because they are used to it. It hits you in a small area like an airplane or helo and you want to jump out the door.

You would make millions selling "AssAway" body spray and nose balm at every airport flying these nasty folks too and fro from civilized areas.

Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)

28 dropping "your locals on the eights" was a big reason for dropping cable altogether back in the day.
they didn't want to interrupt the 24/365 climate change propaganda.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)

29 Ever ridden on a plane full of young German women?

Achselterror!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)

I can think of worse fates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

30 Evening all,

We have a launch in less than an hour.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - USSF-259 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 16, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 6.07 p.m. PDT (September 17, 0107 UTC, 3:07 CEST)

https://youtu.be/X0Rc1uf_6nw

Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (2F0/Y)

31 Now home
My dad is getting eye surgery tomorrow. Mom sewed up pair of work pants for me that had hole in it

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

32 You would make millions selling "AssAway" body spray and nose balm at every airport flying these nasty folks too and fro from civilized areas.

Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)


back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (VyBeY)

33 Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

I hope his surgery goes well.

Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (2F0/Y)

34 Fake but amusing: the Tony Stark of warthogs. Thanks to Rocket/@rdbrewer4.

Pumbaa is through taking everyone's shit. The savanna will shake with terror and retribution.

Posted by: Hakuna Matata Muthafuckahs!!! at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (TbWk/)

35 Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

I miss my mom doing mom stuff.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)

36 You would make millions selling "AssAway" body spray and nose balm at every airport flying these nasty folks too and fro from civilized areas.
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
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My wife's instructions before her surgeries were pretty interesting. It specified that she had to shower twice - the night before and the morning of. Also that she had to have clean sheets the night before. Her spouse also had to shower the night before.

She pondered all this and decided that it must be MERSA or some such thing, and I tactfully suggested that it also may be caused by people who forget to bathe or change the bed linen and it's just a helpful reminder.

I didn't not mention the 500 Afghans dropped her by Biden and all the other recent arrivals. I'm sure surgical teams are not real big on b.o.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)

37
NASA announced they'd stumbled on a new crater on the Moon:

https://t.ly/FzoNQ

This new one is about 700' wide, and was produced by an impact that happened sometime in April-May 2024. The rock was about 10 - 20m wide. This in the Chelyabinsk class roughly.

Rocks of this size are below the NEO detection limits, so no idea of what it was or it's trajectory. That month window of when it hit makes using the impact angle useless for that, probably.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

38 >>Elephants are awesome.

It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.

I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.

Pretty special animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)

39 back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Do they still make Noxzema?

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)

40 Still at work.


Yay me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (W2Pud)

41 No, just tantalizing sinfulness. Want to make a deal?
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM


I have a similar scent. Call me!

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)

42 I really like that photograph

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb

There goes all the moon dinosaurs.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (KC5Lt)

44
It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.

I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.

Pretty special animals.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)



Then, Man comes along and decides he needs billiard balls......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ccf/V)

45 I have a similar scent. Call me!
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)
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Oh, I know. I was there when it was created. It's older than you think.

Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

46 Adorable babies with their mothers
This is what the purest and warmest bond in the world looks like. pic.twitter.com/DQt399eDXv

— Enezator (@Enezator)

Sure, if you're an animal. Human women, being superior beings, know better.

Posted by: Lindsey Clancy at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)

47 LoL! The Mets. I haven't paid much attention to MLB in a while. A Pirates fan here so my interest wanes once they start swooning post All-Star game. Anyway, the Orioles are playing the Mets at NY. The Orioles are having batting practice against the Mets. 4 homers in 3 innings, including 2 in a row in the same inning. 6-0 Orioles. The Mets are still paying Bobby Bonilla. Too late to call him up?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (EweRc)

48
NASA announced they'd stumbled on a new crater on the Moon

Watch where you're walking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

49 back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM


Might I suggest Elizabeth Arden Hand Creme?

Posted by: Harry Sussex at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

50 @39

I checked Amazon. Yup. Noxzema is still made and sold.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)

51 51st!

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (ayRl+)

52 Clancy is the guppy of human mothers.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)

53 @ 50 @39 I checked Amazon. Yup. Noxzema is still made and sold. Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
___________________

What about Clearasil …?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ayRl+)

54 Wash your face with Noxema,
Do it every day.
Helps clean up blemishes for your date,
Because while it cleans it-medicates.
To get a pretty skin to keep,
Wear Noxema while you sleep.

Posted by: Well Grounded at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (Fn+3X)

55 Clancy is the guppy of human mothers.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)
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Or Magna Mater, or Cybele.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)

56 Breaking News: Lena Dunham has revealed the first words she spoke to her baby girl who was born by surrogate.

Announcing the news that she and husband Luis Felber had welcomed their first child, she wrote in an op-ed for Vogue that the midwife had encouraged her to talk to the newborn, and she shared how she had welcomed the infant:

"Hello. I’m your mama. You look nothing like I thought you would, but exactly right. We’ve been waiting for you, do you know that? It was so nice of you to come."

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

57 Oil of Olay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (W2Pud)

58
That crater is so new they can see a lot of immediate effects they can't with older craters. And guess what? It did stuff the crater models didn't predict, so they get some data to go back the drawing board for the modelling.

It threw ejecta at a steeper angle than predicted and "plowed up" the surrounding regolith more than predicted as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

59 39 back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Do they still make Noxzema?
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)

Pretty sure they used Vick's Vaporub or something similar that had menthol and/or camphor in it so they didn't have to whiff decomp smell. And yes they still make Noxzema. Good skin cleanser and also good for sunburn.

Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

60 Just knew the world's worst guard dog was going to be a Golden.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (3ImbR)

61 @ 57 Oil of Olay. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (W2Pud)
________________________

In Spain, it's called 'Oil of Olé' …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (ayRl+)

62 What about Clearasil …?
Posted by: Dr_No

Checked Amazon. Yup.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (lJ0H4)

63 Snort, foot stomp, whicker.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)

64 Teenage boys shouldn't use noxzema iykwim.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)

65 Snort, foot stomp, whicker.
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)

Seriously? With a hard "r" and everything?

Posted by: And during Equine History Month... at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/)

66 Pretty sure they used Vick's Vaporub or something similar that had menthol and/or camphor in it so they didn't have to whiff decomp smell. And yes they still make Noxzema. Good skin cleanser and also good for sunburn.
Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)
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Second look at smoking on flights? Maybe just some flights?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

67 Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)

Noxzema also has menthol in it iirc.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)

68 That warthog should have been coming in like an A-10 on those lions. Feel the wrath.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (5C90x)

69 Second look at smoking on flights? Maybe just some flights?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Back when they allowed smoking airplanes weren't Section 8 in the sky. Although the cause and effect might be a tad shaky on that.

Posted by: If the plane's going down I'm lighting up at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (TbWk/)

70 Breaking News: Lena Dunham has revealed the first words she spoke to her baby girl who was born by surrogate.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
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BREAKING NEWS FROM 68 B.C.: Patrician woman thanks slave girl for producing new household servant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)

71 I usually patch up clothes that don't really matter much. But have to do it by hand. My mother has a nice sewing machine. Been making baby/ kids quilts lately.

I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Breaking News: Lena Dunham has revealed the first words she spoke to her baby girl who was born by surrogate.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?

Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)

73 Ok, 1 more
Did Lena as the girl baby if she wanted to be s boy?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)

74
Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?
Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)



She was too busy sitting naked on the toilet eating a cake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (ccf/V)

75
And another interesting one. They found evidence of wildfires in Antarctica to 90 million year ago. Back then, the Erf was well into a hothouse state, no polar ice caps at all. Antarctica was a lush jungle back then, well into the Antarctic circle.

Anyway, a sediment core from back then revealed wildfires raged. Antarctica was still connected to Australia back then, and this sediment core was just about 550 miles from the pole.

Just think about this when the idiots go on about climate change. Average yearly temp down there was in the mid 50Fs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)

76 Snort, foot stomp, whicker.
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM


Why don't you just come out and say what you mean?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

77 >>Then, Man comes along and decides he needs billiard balls......

Used to go to South Africa a couple times a year on business. The guy who ran the distributor for our product used to take me to a game park on the weekends. Not like going on a game drive but the park he would take to drive around the animals was enormous. And the elephants were always my favorite.

The big problem then was Asian poachers who would kill the elephants for their tusks to make stupid eastern drugs. It was tragic and the local game wardens who loved the animals were powerless. Until they finally allowed them have guns to shoot back.

Killing those mostly gentle giants is a crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)

78 That German Shep puppy (Ann Archy) is a real winner. We could be friends.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (dIske)

79 I have that top picture hanging on my wall. Way Cool!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (+fpfy)

80 I thought Dunham lamented that because she was barren, she could not have an abortion, so why didn't she make the surrogate kill it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)

81 Noxzema also has menthol in it iirc.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)

Yes but it's water-based and water-soluble so it doesn't last long. Vicks and similar ointments typically have a petrolatum base so they don't dry out or wash away for some time.

Posted by: Hemcr at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)

82 Well shit. I don't know how I did that.

Posted by: Major Spazz at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)

83 Just think about this when the idiots go on about climate change. Average yearly temp down there was in the mid 50Fs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)
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I just point out that 10,000 years ago, the spot where I sit was under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Are we sure we want to go back to that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)

84 Second look at smoking on flights? Maybe just some flights?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

What's needed is an airline that charges more than anyone else but has a dress code, a smell code and actually serves you decent food and drink in a peaceful calm atmosphere with no children allowed and first class seats throughout the cabin.

Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (cCXR+)

85 30 days to TXMoMe !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)

86 "why didn't she make the surrogate kill it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"

She's going to do it herself like all the cool kids.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)

87 Killing those mostly gentle giants is a crime.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)

Tusks up, don't shoot!

Posted by: Michael Browne, pachyderm at September 16, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/)

88 Last thread:

Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored

Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.


wat

WHAT

I'm aware that weird things can happen with international marriages. A guy I knew with a foreign wife and a baby got screwed when she found out that the VAWA that Biden was so proud of would shower her with expedited citizenship and major bennies, on top of the usual cash and prizes and full custody, if she just said that he'd abused her. So she did.

(In a Morisettean irony, he was a black man with Oregon's equivalent of CPS, investigating those kinds of allegations, and she was from Africa. So he was a walking Eddie Murphy/occupational punchline, but it wasn't funny. He was one of those perfectly nice guys with endless patience and empathy. What a travesty.)

BUT. I have never heard of anything that would somehow prevent a divorce from being granted! What the actual heck?!

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (ke3zm)

89 Ms. Dunham is looking even more zaftig these days than you may remember.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

90 >> I just point out that 10,000 years ago, the spot where I sit was under a mile-thick sheet of ice.

Back the end of the dreaded Younger Dryas, ending the Pleistocene. Now, that was some Climate Change. Big Time. Cataclysmic such change, and humans had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

91 In a Morisettean irony, he was a black man with Oregon's equivalent of CPS, investigating those kinds of allegations, and she was from Africa. So he was a walking Eddie Murphy/occupational punchline, but it wasn't funny. He was one of those perfectly nice guys with endless patience and empathy. What a travesty.)

Those are the guys who get the worst of it.

Posted by: Nicer you are, the laster you finish at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/)

92 Is Zaftig some type of zeppelin?

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)

93 That kid has pebbles in her future.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)

94 That kid has pebbles in her future.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)

Fruity.

Posted by: She's a cereal offender at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (TbWk/)

95 Ms. Dunham is looking even more zaftig these days than you may remember.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)



Move every zig.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (ccf/V)

96 On this date in 1782, the Great Seal of the US was first displayed. You notice there is no Great Otter of the US.

Posted by: The Ramones at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (Fn+3X)

97 Headline on Gateway Pundit:

Radical Muslim Abdul El-Sayed Seen Sneaking into Chuck Schumer’s Back Door

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

98 What's needed is an airline that charges more than anyone else but has a dress code, a smell code and actually serves you decent food and drink in a peaceful calm atmosphere with no children allowed and first class seats throughout the cabin.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines

If you are willing to pay the price that is available. Also, charter flights to Europe for your dogs. Seriously, see:

https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/

My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)

99
Here's what the Erf looked like 90 million years ago:

https://t.ly/J4qRh

Grab that at pull it up to see the South polar area. And note what the US looked like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

100 I wish Dunham had gone for a dog instead. Neurotic motherhood is no way to raise a child.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)

101 If you are willing to pay the price that is available. Also, charter flights to Europe for your dogs. Seriously, see:

https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/

My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)

You're a Kardashian?

Posted by: Maybe a Hilton at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (TbWk/)

102 My products stand up to 72 hours of air travel. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Fn+3X)

103 I think the average temps during the dinosaur age ( Mesozoic) was over 100 degrees.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (KC5Lt)

104 I wish Dunham had gone for a dog instead.

------

Her father apparently did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

105 I wish Dunham had gone for a dog instead. Neurotic motherhood is no way to raise a child.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)

Emotionally unstable, angry, and violent is pretty bad too. But I digress. That poor kid is going to get transed out by kindergarten.

Posted by: Xey/Xem pronouns at September 16, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)

106 104 I wish Dunham had gone for a dog instead.

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Her father apparently did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)

Damn. Alert the burn unit, patient about to arrive!

Posted by: That's a violation! at September 16, 2026 08:29 PM (TbWk/)

107 25 million years ago all of Florida and half of Georgia was underwater. Then the climate changes.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi)

108 107 25 million years ago all of Florida and half of Georgia was underwater. Then the climate changes.
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi

They should have taxed everyone more to save the Earth.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)

109 >> I think the average temps during the dinosaur age ( Mesozoic) was over 100 degrees.

Not quite that much. The peak temp was the Palocen-Eocene optimum. Global average could've hit 95F.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)

110 publius, if I remember correctly you and your lovely bride have an anniversary coming up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (+fpfy)

111 Seriously, though... I'm not sure how it's so damn difficult for normies to adopt unwanted children, but a self-professed incestuous molester and can just buy one, no questions asked. That mentally deranged hambeast shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)

112 >>Here's what the Erf looked like 90 million years ago:


Go back a billion years ago when Avalonia collided with Gondwana when Rhode Island was created. We have some interesting geology.

That's when Cthulhu was just a pup.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m)

113 >> if I remember correctly you and your lovely bride have an anniversary coming up.

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb)

114 My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete

You're a Kardashian?
Posted by: Maybe a Hilton

You'd recognize my DIL's maiden name. She pretty cool but her family is from exponentially higher income circles than I run in.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:37 PM (o36GC)

115 The big problem then was Asian poachers who would kill the elephants for their tusks to make stupid eastern drugs.

.. yeah, yeah the tusks. The tusks are totally what we were after.

Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (vJrRc)

116 A raised glass to publius and Miley in celebration.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (+fpfy)

117 If you are willing to pay the price that is available. Also, charter flights to Europe for your dogs. Seriously, see:
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)

Very nice! I was thinking more of having the gate next to the likes of a Spirit Airlines so the poors could press their unwashed faces against the window of the gate all agog in their pj's as we taxied out clinking cocktail glasses.

Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (cCXR+)

118 Dunham's husband looks like a vagrant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)

119 >> A raised glass to publius and Miley in celebration.

Thank you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

120 Seriously, though... I'm not sure how it's so damn difficult for normies to adopt unwanted children, but a self-professed incestuous molester and can just buy one, no questions asked. That mentally deranged hambeast shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.

The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

121 Dunham's husband looks like a vagrant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Wow. Someone willfully married it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (7zn4w)

122 People risk their lives and serious burns to rescue someone trapped inside a burning car

I always wonder about the person holding the camera.

Posted by: Socratease at September 16, 2026 08:43 PM (cI4A2)

123 I always wonder about the person holding the camera.
Posted by: Socratease


It's a better witness than people are.

Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:45 PM (vJrRc)

124 I'm watching a Mamie Van Doran flick (1.5 stars), "Untamed Youth", where she and her sister are picked up as vagrants and sentenced to picking cotton with other delinquents. There's already been a trollop catfight and a musical number. The girls are hussies and the boys are hipsters and greasers.

We used to know how to make decent teen trash.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)

125
They think they were at least two "snowball earth" periods where the planet was completely covered, or nearly covered in ice.

They used to think that was impossible, because once that state set in, they couldn't see anyway to get out. But they've found such mechanisms now.

That snowball state isn't completely accepted, and some still doubt it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)

126
I'm watching a Mamie Van Doran flick (1.5 stars), "Untamed Youth", where she and her sister are picked up as vagrants and sentenced to picking cotton with other delinquents. There's already been a trollop catfight and a musical number. The girls are hussies and the boys are hipsters and greasers.

We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


MST3K did that movie in their first Comedy Channel season.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)

127 We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)

Saw that one via MST 3000.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

128 Comedy Central

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)

129 My signature Lume products will also protect you for 72 hours in an elevator.

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman For Lume at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Fn+3X)

130
Joking aside:

Pray for this poor baby being delivered into the hands of Lena Dunham.

Pray for changes in hearts and minds.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Y8DZL)

131 MST3K did that movie in their first Comedy Channel season.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)

Saw that one via MST 3000.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
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Mamie was described by Murphy as standing "boobs akimbo".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V)

132 Mamie van Doren was in another film featured on MST. Blanking on the name, but it co-starred Mel Torme and Mr. Paul Anka.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)

133 Seriously, though... I'm not sure how it's so damn difficult for normies to adopt unwanted children, but a self-professed incestuous molester and can just buy one, no questions asked. That mentally deranged hambeast shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.

The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

Decades ago the US made it very difficult for white parents to adopt minority children. I heard about it from a friend who had been looking into it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)

134 Girls Town

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)

135 >>My signature Lume products will also protect you for 72 hours in an elevator.

That was the exact moment I knew civilization as we knew it was over.

Watching teevee with my mom when a Summer's Eve commercial came on was awkward. That Lume nightmare just sealed it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

136 *girl prays at a statue of St. Jude, who hears all*

"Jude's got a wire!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)

137 That snowball state isn't completely accepted, and some still doubt it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

138 I think the Oxygenation Event [Huronian] and its ensuing glaciation is fairly well established. The sun was only shining at like 80% power.
Same with all the glacier-scraping that happened over the Grand Canyon area in the "Cryogenian".

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (88C+u)

139 Hmmm.......



Deep Leaks
@DeepLeaksHQ
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11h
🚨🚨 BREAKING:

CONFIRMED:

Not only did Aimee Bock, the mastermind behind the $9 billion Minnesota Somali fraud operation, confirm that Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison knew about the fraud, but Aimee Bock just told the NYP that the g’ddamn Somali Ilhan Omar was in on it.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)

140 Cú Chulainn would kick Cthulhu's butt.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)

141 Decades ago the US made it very difficult for white parents to adopt minority children. I heard about it from a friend who had been looking into it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?

I don't know, I'm just asking.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

142 30 days to TXMoMe !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)

I can not wait. If all goes well, I should get the last client's tax return e-file acceptance notification as I'm ready to depart northbound and down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (wVcYX)

143 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLq09ORaT0

Tull instead of BOC

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (FhXTo)

144 Girls Town
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)

145 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

I know they make exceptions for celebrities but don't know about Kapernick but think he's biracial.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)

146 144 Girls Town
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)

Uneven series but the highs are indeed high. And perky.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (xcxpd)

147 Count de Monet, I am delighted you will be here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)

148 Not only did Aimee Bock, the mastermind behind the $9 billion Minnesota Somali fraud operation, confirm that Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison knew about the fraud, but Aimee Bock just told the NYP that the g’ddamn Somali Ilhan Omar was in on it.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)
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Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day. Such a coincidence!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

149 Sandra Bullick actually adopted a black child. Her Blind Side character never adopted him.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (KC5Lt)

150 I wish Dunham had gone for a dog instead. Neurotic motherhood is no way to raise a child.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026

Being amazingly self centered makes it very difficult to be a good mom, too. If you can’t fathom putting a tiny person ahead of you, motherhood is not for you. I imagine she will have help, hopefully that person is loving.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

151 I know they make exceptions for celebrities but don't know about Kapernick but think he's biracial.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)
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Current American culture adheres to the "one-drop" standard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

152 >>Cú Chulainn would kick Cthulhu's butt.

As if.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m)

153 That snowball state isn't completely accepted, and some still doubt it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
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You're not my supervisor!

Posted by: The Sun at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (FZ29D)

154 Dunham's husband looks like a vagrant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well, obviously he needed the money. I mean bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)

155 Cú Chulainn would kick Cthulhu's butt.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
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Unleash the Crawling Chaos.

Posted by: Great Cthulhu at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)

156 >> The sun was only shining at like 80% power.

Yes, and there's a mystery there. Way back early after earth formed, it should've been much cooler that what the evidence shows, and there's all sorts of speculation and theorizing about that.

The Sun's luminosity steadily increases at about 10% per billion years over its lifetime as it evolves on the main sequence and approaches the red giant stage.

Because of that, complex life probably has only 1 billion years left. The planet will just get too hot from the sun by then. Simple life may persist longer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)

157 >>Current American culture adheres to the "one-drop" standard.

Not Derek Jeter. He's a biracial angel!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (viF8m)

158 Count de Monet, I am delighted you will be here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)

Thank you dear lady, hostess with the mostest, even!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (wVcYX)

159 Well, obviously he needed the money. I mean bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)
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He could have been thinking about Sydney Sweeney when he filled that test tube, and probably was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)

160 Piper, have you seen the movie " The Help" ?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (+fpfy)

161 Because of that, complex life probably has only 1 billion years left. The planet will just get too hot from the sun by then. Simple life may persist longer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)

So it's a limited time deal. We'd better make plans, pronto.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX)

162 Decades ago the US made it very difficult for white parents to adopt minority children. I heard about it from a friend who had been looking into it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?

I don't know, I'm just asking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

A lot of the boutique adoptions go abroad. I think the blind side was when he was in school, not a young child. But a huge cause for the lack of normal everyday adoptions of minority kids and leaving them in foster care isn't the lack of interested white parents, but a system that sabotages adoptions out of race.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (uhVAy)

163 White Hunter, Black Heart


it's not a crime it's a sin.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (FhXTo)

164
The actually found an ancient sample of some of the atmosphere trapped inside some rock sample from about 1.4 billion years ago.

There was more O2 that expected, about 3.7% and more CO2, about 10x now.

That's from a time period dubbed the Boring Billion, a billion year period where not much happened.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (w6EFb)

165 160 Piper, have you seen the movie " The Help" ?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026

Yes, I sort of remember it.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

166
Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day.

Or maybe Halloween.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)

167 Second look at smoking on flights?

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Sydney Sweeney is smoking on flights.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (ndZc7)

168 What could possibly go wrong?

@LeadingReport 5m
Chipotle partners with Palantir to monitor food safety risks across its restaurants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:14 PM (HeG1i)

169 best movie ever made is "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)

170 A Chipolte has opened here. I will not be partaking.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:16 PM (+fpfy)

171 Or maybe Halloween.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)
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No, it's out there now, which is my point. Stuff El-Sayed said ten plus years ago was out there, but it has been held back for the greatest impact. Same with the corruption.

It's like the USPS thing - Trump knew it would be lawfare'd and so he set the trap, but that was also telegraphing the USPS getting involved AFTER the election to find fraud. Think of it as an alert order for the postal inspectors.

I've been saying all along that the SAVE Act was never meant to pass before the election, it was meant to juice turnout, and it is firing up the base. Six months ago it was assumed the GOP would sleep through the election and the Dems would have all the energy. Now it's not like that at all. Like there was a plan or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

172 Pick cotton all day in the blistering sun, but they still have the energy for raging sock hops at night. Ah, youth.

Just spotted Bobby Banas on the dance floor. He of course is famous for West Side Story and dancing the Nitty Gritty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)

173
Move Venus from it's current orbit to the asteroid belt, make Ceres it's moon.

Mine water and minerals from the rocks floating around.

Astounding Sci-Fi magazine had this all figured out in the 60's.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)

174 169 best movie ever made is "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
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Saw that at a Rifftrax event. Oh my God. The snake!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (kpS4V)

175 best movie ever made is "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)

Surely you meant "Hot Dog . . . The Movie"

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX)

176 Astounding Sci-Fi magazine had this all figured out in the 60's.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)

Oh man, now I am getting flashbacks to L Neil Smith's "Venus Belt" books.
Which were terrible. LOLbertarian nonsense.
George O Smith did better, just putting a station in Venus L5 (or L4?).

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (88C+u)

177
Speaking of that, I saw something the other day, where they've got some evidence Venus did have a moon in ancient times. Because of Venus' retrograde any moon would have spiraled in, rather than out due to tidal forces, and they think that's what happened.

Venus's moon crashed into it about 2.5 billion years ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

178 Pick cotton all day in the blistering sun, but they still have the energy for raging sock hops at night. Ah, youth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)
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POINT OF ORDER!

We are talking teenagers. My Army Basic Training class was coed. You don't think that after a gruel day at the obstacle course they still didn't need razor wire to keep the trainees from making the beast with two backs?

After multiple public Article 15s (the whole company paraded for them) it was whispered that the 'smart play' was to get it on at the culminating FTX when we were camped in the woods. Without showering. For two days. I bet it happened. [shudders]

I was in my 20s and a squad leader during the final phase, and I let my troops know that what I didn't know I didn't know. And in the end, I truthfully knew nothing. Sgt. Schultz smiles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

179 A Chipolte has opened here. I will not be partaking.
Posted by: Ben Had

It's TX. Nobody should be eating chain Messican food.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:26 PM (7zn4w)

180

Cotton picker

https://youtu.be/K2qruKxGMpg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)

181 I hate the flavor of Chipotle peppers, so never eaten at the store named after it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

182 Venus Equilateral is located at the L4 Lagrangian point of the Sun-Venus system

George O Smith wrote most of it during WW2 while doing things like helping develop proximity fuzes

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

183 Damn Joshua!

Joshua Makes The Sun Stop For University Of Michigan Players

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)

184 >>Or maybe Halloween.

Seems like John Brennan being subpoenaed to testify before a grand jury about a decade long conspiracy including the Russia hoax and the Mar A Lago idiocy would be big news if the table were turned. Or maybe it's because the media is making a story to the eleventy!

Nah, that can't be it. Because nobody cares what the media says.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)

185 I think Trump only likes to gamble when he is the house

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)

186 The guacamole at chipotle is actually quite good.


And the veggie burrito is not bad. Work occasionally has lunch for us and chipotle isn’t horrible.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 09:33 PM (yEz+x)

187 Joshua Makes The Sun Stop For University Of Michigan Players

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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)
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I love to see it!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)

188 >>I think Trump only likes to gamble when he is the house

You mean the guy who beat the house?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)

189 You'd think they'd know better

@Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)

190 It's house versus house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)

191 You mean the guy who beat the house?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)


The house makes its money no matter who wins, and makes sure the odds are in the favor of the house anyways. It often isn't even playing its own money.
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (rbvCR)

192
A wild scenario for ancient Venus is developing. They use to think Venus went into thermal runaway very long ago, but now they think it could've been temperate with liquid water for far longer.

The following is possible: Imagine Venus, with a moon, temperate with oceans. Maybe life. And then the moon spirals in, breaks up, and rains down a bombardment, melting the surface. That could easily be an event to trip it over into thermal runaway.

All that could've happened as recently as just a billion years ago. Or much earlier.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

193 @Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Soup, anyone?
_Vladdy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vOxCS)

194 They opened a Qdoba nearby. Never ate there, probably won't. Even in SC, there are some good Mexican restaurants. I'd rather give them my money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (7zn4w)

195 @Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)


Attack on the leaders by poisoning, or do you think it is just the hygiene in the kitchen?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)

196 I didn't even know they had Chipotle in India.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ndZc7)

197 >>The house makes its money no matter who wins, and makes sure the odds are in the favor of the house anyways. It often isn't even playing its own money.
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.

The house makes money until somebody takes the house down. Trump has been playing against a rigged game for over a decade now and now he's systematically tearing the house apart. The pace seems to bother some but I'm having a ball watching it.

How's USAID doing these days?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)

198 After reading about those plane rides in the last thread the question seems valid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (vOxCS)

199 >>>among other things, Trump is a casino owner.
~~~~~

Not any more.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

200
I wonder when President Trump travels if he eats the food in foreign countries. I hope not.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 09:43 PM (/QHx4)

201 Different houses
Different frames of reference

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (vOxCS)

202 Chipotle fruit cake in Corsicana??

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (P4Pk9)

203 Venus Equilateral is located at the L4 Lagrangian point of the Sun-Venus system
Posted by: Kindltot


I saw Venus Equilateral open for Mercury Rev at Saturn Birmingham in '24.

https://youtu.be/HJ_WzV38t3A

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (VHUov)

204 Good picture of the woman and horse.

Is she longeing it or are they playing or has he been a bad boy?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (vOxCS)

205 >JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.


Adulterated cow urine.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (Q+gd/)

206 It's house versus house.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)


Two households, both alike in dignity
(In fair Verona, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life [ . . . ]

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (rbvCR)

207 >>>They opened a Qdoba nearby. Never ate there, probably won't. Even in SC, there are some good Mexican restaurants. I'd rather give them my money.
~~~~~

Used to be a Qdoba near where I worked. I like them better than Chipotle--much bigger menu and more choices.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (3ImbR)

208 JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


If the curry's not spicy enough to kill all the bacteria, don't eat it.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

209

>JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.

I blame AI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (Cqx++)

210 Attack on the leaders by poisoning, or do you think it is just the hygiene in the kitchen entire food production chain?
Posted by: Kindltot


FIFI.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (VHUov)

211 How's USAID doing these days?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)


That was one of the first moves to kick support out from under the rigged house.
For all the people screaming to do something or anything, Trump does not gamble, he seems to act in careful sequence to make sure all the risk is with the other side.

The risk is that there is not enough space left.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)

212 JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
--------------------

See? They shouldn't have made James Bond a gay black chick

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)

213 Saw that odd Romeo & Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio.
I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vOxCS)

214 Between the cow pies and the people pies it must be tough walking around in India.

Posted by: Won't Catch Me There at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (Fn+3X)

215 Adulterated cow urine.
Posted by: davidt


I have questions.

Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)

216 Jugdish had to take a dump in the alley and hurry back to finish food prep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:54 PM (7zn4w)

217 >>The risk is that there is not enough space left.

That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.

Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

218 Experts predict more of the same.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 09:56 PM (yrKoI)

219
ONT

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)

220 ONT arrives.

Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:01 PM (MbV1j)

221 I can't imagine where we'd be without him.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

Imagine -

* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us

That's off the top of my head.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)

222 217 >>The risk is that there is not enough space left.

That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.

Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m
In camps?

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:19 PM (LHPAg)

"Rogue" Juror Speaks, Plus Fresh-Baked Quick Hits

The holdout juror spoke to a YouTuber. The tweet containing video excerpts is below the fold. Here's some of what he said.

The stuff in the beginning consists of defenses against the smears the left has brought against him. If you're not following that, or you just don't care, skip to the bolded material.

Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored

🚨HUGE BREAKING UPDATE - 🚨The holdout juror broke his silence by speaking with an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST, Fugitive TV Podcast, this evening! 👏👏👏 HERE IS A FULL DETAILED WRITE-UP.

The holdout juror is NOT an immigrant. According to marriage and divorce records, he married a Haitian immigrant. She was illegal. He did not know this when he married her.

He did not show his face. He is keeping to himself since his name was doxxed on X. His life has been threatened, and people have stalked his house. NBC Boston did not give you the full story.

Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.

The incident with the nephew - according to the juror, there is a lot of information that many do not know. For example, the nephew is 6-foot-2, and Michael is only 5-foot-7. This obviously does not give anyone the right to hit anyone. But I think it is safe to say that we do not know all of the facts of the matter. Michael stated the truth will come out.

None of this matters when it comes to what happened in the courtroom. He filled out his paperwork appropriately. He did not lie on his paperwork. He was asked if he had ever been arrested, and he checked the box "yes" and afterward had to describe what happened.

He even took the stand, and the prosecutor asked him questions. He was questioned about his past arrest. He was then selected. I would like to make it very clear that this is something that happens with all of the potential jurors present. Which means that the jurors who have already been interviewed could have said this at any point, but they chose to keep that information from the public.

Michael told Fugitive TV that from day one, eight of the jurors automatically wanted to go for not guilty.

The eight jurors were "activists," according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.

At the very end, it was him and another juror. She was also voting guilty. At the last minute, she caved. He said he knew she was guilty based on the EVIDENCE.

He was open about what he believed and what he said. He said the other jurors are telling half-truths or just outright lies.

He's never been convicted of a crime. His past should not matter. He said that the entire time, his ex-wife was just trying to get status and citizenship to live in the U.S.

Michael said that the report on him that went viral, where they said they spoke with his family members, did not report exactly what was actually said. He said that the family members they spoke to were likely family members of his ex-wife, and he does not even speak with them. Therefore, they cannot know what actually happened in the jury room. Who DID NBC Boston speak with? According to Michael, it was not one of his own family members.

Michael stated that he believes he's being targeted because he is a Republican - a Black Republican with conservative values. He believes that he was on a juror panel with a large number of Democratic voters. And he knows exactly what's happening right now, and I think that you all do as well.

A Black Republican stood his ground. It is not surprising that he is now being dragged through the mud.

This is a very bad precedent for people who will serve on a jury in the future for a national case. No one wants to do this when, based on their decision that they say is based on the evidence, they are crucified online for their political beliefs. You have all seen it. You have seen the threats that I get on a daily basis. I cannot imagine what this man is going through.

But for now, I stand with the Black conservative Republican juror.

Link in comments

More: the YouTuber who doxxed the "rogue juror" was enlisted by... Kevin Reddington, Lindsay Clancy's defense lawyer, according to Nate the Lawyer.

Apparently he has a history of stirring the shit in legal cases and Reddington texted him to take an interest in Lindsay Clancy.

The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks that killed 1,200 and included many terror-rapes, with one woman raped so badly her pelvis was broken, and of course hundreds of kidnappings, with all hostages abused and starved.

That same sentence could be written, and will be written, about Americans and 9/11. Many of us still perceive ourselves of being the victims of 9/11, when the Democrat Media Party will tell you the only real victims of 9/11 were Muslims.

israelviewsitselfasthevictimof107.jpg

NY Post:

The New York Times came under fire Wednesday over a baffling passage that appeared in an article about an Israeli documentary -- which said the Jewish state "still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7."

The Sept. 14 article, penned by Jerusalem-based reporter Isabel Kershner, covers the controversy over the documentary film "NAZA," which chronicles the killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza and just won the Special Jury Prize at this year's Venice Film Festival.

...

"But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7," she continued, even citing the 1,200 civilian casualties slaughtered that day and the 250 taken hostage in what she called "the deadliest day in Israel's history" in the very same paragraph.

The phrasing, and confusing juxtaposition, quickly sparked bitter outrage on social media.

"No words for this abomination," CNN correspondent Scott Jennings wrote in a post on X sharing a screenshot with the offending passage highlighted, which has already garnered hundreds of angry responses and hundreds of thousands of views.

"If Israel wasn't the Oct 7 victim, who does the NYTimes propose is? The mental gymnastics are at an Olympic level here," wrote one of many confused commenters.

"I cancelled my subscription long ago. The NYT is just the propaganda arm of the DSA," said another, implying the Gray Lady is doing heavy lifting for the Democratic Socialists of America.

"Yes, and equally curiously, Americans overwhelmingly still see themselves as the victim of 9/11. The nerve!" another commenter wrote, sarcastically.

Hey I already said that, asshole.


Antisemite and literal moron Mark Ruffalo loses the Emmy for best actor to Noah Wylie, who is Jewish.

Speaking of antisemites who have been overpromoted into positions of influence:

Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege'



The Michigan Democrat denounced 'the Pink Ribbon Lobby' in essay published during Breast Cancer Awareness Month


Chuck Ross


Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed in a fiery essay railed against the "breast cancer lobby" and blasted breast cancer advocacy groups for creating the impression that women were "in imminent danger" from the disease.

In a 2012 essay entitled "The Pink Ribbon Lobby and Everyone Else," El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed" in political ads, bemoaned the increase in federal funding for breast cancer research, calling it a "disturbing" trend that diverts federal funding to study other serious diseases.

The culprit, according to El-Sayed, was the all-powerful "breast cancer lobby," which he also derided as the "pink ribbon lobby," a reference to the pink ribbons that commemorate Breast Cancer Awareness Month each October.

"The breast cancer lobby has done an incredible job raising my 'awareness' of Breast Cancer," El-Sayed wrote for the 2x2 Project, a journal sponsored by Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health, where El-Sayed worked as an epidemiologist. El-Sayed noted that the George Washington Bridge in New York City was adorned with pink lights and that his alma mater's football team, the Michigan Wolverines, were decked out "in pink cleats and arm bands."

"If I weren't an epidemiologist, it would have me believing that the women around me were in imminent danger," said El-Sayed, who asserted that the significant funding for breast cancer created problems "for equity in health research allocation" by prioritizing funding for diseases that affect people with "social power and privilege."

El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012.

Breast cancer will afflict around 1 in 8 women in their lifetimes and is the second leading killer of women in America, after heart disease. According to one estimate, 322,000 Americans will be diagnosed with the disease this year, and 42,000 will die.

But, in recent decades, breast cancer deaths have plummeted--amid advances in detection and treatment--even as the number of cases has steadily risen.

El-Sayed's article raises questions about his current views of breast cancer research.

El-Sayed, who last year accused Elon Musk of "gutting" cancer research at the Department of Government Efficiency, has expressed interest in serving on the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, which oversees the budget for the National Institutes of Health, the main source of federal funding for disease research. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), a longtime El-Sayed ally, serves as ranking member of the committee. Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

"The manner in which you bring up your daughter with regard to sexual attitudes may very well determine whether or not she will develop breast cancer, among other things," Sanders wrote in an essay that resurfaced during his 2020 presidential run. "How much guilt, nervousness have you imbued in your daughter with regard to sex?"

First he slaughtered the stray dogs, now he calls for cancer to be unleashed upon the puppies.

Apparently an anonymous donor paid to have the Butler Assassin cremated and feds won't tell Congress who this Mystery Patron is.

Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine

Why did it take Senator Chuck Grassley to find this new information about Thomas Crooks? Is he the only person in DC with any investigative powers? The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned? Who was it, what was his/her motivation? What evidence was destroyed?

In fairness, some information may be interesting to the public but if investigators find that it is not germane to the case, they don't report it. They don't put people on blast unless there's a reason for it. People are always making a big deal that "Epstein witnesses" -- people who had almost no connection to Epstein except for him mentioning them in an email, or the like -- and jump to the conclusion that the FBI and DRUMPF!!! must be "protecting" these "Epstein witnesses," when the truth is they're not witnesses to anything and have been cleared by the FBI.

Obviously I don't know what's going on here and whether or not it's germane.

Why do people have such deep suspicions of the FBI?


Who can say, who can say.

Red State says this Deep State Enforcer is now a former FBI agent.


Oof: The Fed raised interest rates to tamp down on inflation.


The Federal Reserve on Wednesday hiked rates for the first time in three years, an effort to tamp down inflation that drew a muted rebuke from President Trump as the midterms approach.

In a unanimous vote, the Fed raised rates by a quarter point to the 3.75% to 4% range -- the first move in rates under Warsh, whom Trump hand-picked after lambasting predecessor Jerome Powell for years for not lowering interest rates fast enough.

"The plain fact is that inflation is too high and has been for too long," Warsh said at a press conference following the vote.

"Today's action starts to show that we're serious about this."

Hours after the vote, Trump called for rates to be lowered, though he stopped short of attacking Warsh personally.

"Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World -- BY FAR," the president wrote on Truth Social.

"Lower the interest rates for the United States of America, and fast!" he added in all-caps.


Terror in the skies as the cabin of an Iranian jet-liner nearly comes apart in mid-air.


Frightening footage captured the dramatic moment that passengers screamed in terror as their plane appeared to fall apart during a flight across Iran.

The Sepehran Airlines flight had been slated to fly from Mashhad to Kermanshah Sept. 15, Jam Press reported. However, disaster struck shortly after takeoff, when the Boeing 737 suffered a mechanical failure.


In the wild clip, the aircraft is seen shaking violently, causing panels to fall from the ceiling as terrified passengers shout and pray.

Meanwhile, some flyers were reportedly hit by items falling from the cargo bins, although no injuries were reported.

To avert further disaster, the captain turned the aircraft around and ferried the 127 passengers back to Mashhad.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (7zn4w)

2 This one is burnt!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (/gypD)

3 This jury guy story reminds me of the plumber when obama was running in 2008 and the guy asked him a tough question about money. The media went so far up his a$$ trying to find dirt on him they could count the fillings in his teeth.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (I43vL)

4 Fed is ahthole

Posted by: fr at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (/gypD)

5 Retry the bitch and send her to the chair.
Use an all black jury. The Libtards will have strokes!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (SS/71)

6 I been gypD!

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (/gypD)

7 >>Hey I already said that, asshole.

Don't you hate it when assholes do that?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (viF8m)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:40 PM (ccf/V)

9 The eight jurors were "activists," according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.
=====

WTF are these idiots voting before all the evidence has been heard?? Completely prejudicial.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

10 This dude should sue the F*CK out of ALL the media.

AND that piece of shit lawyer. Make that asshole homeless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (ccf/V)

11 >>>First he slaughtered the stray dogs, now he calls for cancer to be unleashed upon the puppies.

Sounds like a Fauci acolyte.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8mulE)

12 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)

Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)

13 Having the plane break up on your head is almost as bad as snakes on a plane.

I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

I typically do look to see which airline has big problems. I only fly Delta, most of my life, an always will.

I flew any puddle jumper in college on cheap tickets with many stops from home back to the university at Christmas and in summers. That ain't going to happen again.

I did fly SW for over a decade but no more. It was fine back then.

The airline I would never fly would be, I think?, the Frontier flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Chicago during spring break. Lots of wighat pulling and twerking going on when they return from their Carnival Cruise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)

14 What the hell was that dude screaming?
Granted, I'd soil myself with enough stuff to grow an acre of corn and scream as well if I were on the plane too.

Gotta wonder about the maintenance on the jet with the embargo on.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (SS/71)

15 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7" > "He couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay had viciously murdered three children."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

16 >>>The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks that killed 1,200 and included many terror-rapes, with one woman raped so badly her pelvis was broken, and of course hundreds of kidnappings, with all hostages abused and starved.

This should be remembered for face colander times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

17 Funny... Iread today about a 20 year old black woman was sentenced to life in prison for killing her kid. I think it was in Alabama. And yet the white woman gets a huge cheering section.

AWFULS, amiright?

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (ukgiW)

18 The dumbass trying to bring charges against Elon for asking what federal employees accomplished that week? We knew not to send anything sensitive to him. We don't send ANYTHING sensitive by email. I never had any issues listing five things I did that week because I did a lot more than those every damned week, and I never sent him anything sensitive because he didn't ask for details and I wouldn't have anyway.

Any idiot who DID send anything sensitive should have been fired for breaching security protocol. That's an entirely different problem.

FFS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ntshk)

19 The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks
----

I can't even...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (vOxCS)

20 >>>Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)

21 >>>Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege'

Clearly a student of Dale Carnegie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)

22 " El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed"

He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

23 He is still a Hero to me

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)

24 >>I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

Search on Mahan Air and sanctions. Bessent is screwing around.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

25 The Left are mostly mentally ill assholes. I can't deal with their insanity anymore. Those who aren't mentally ill are just plain evil.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)

26 The plane stays up-Inshallah.
Plane goes down-Inshallah.

Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)

27 The Fed's rate increase is unwelcome news and the mid-term election window timing sucks, but I understand the need. Joe Biden's and Congress' spending-fueled inflation fire is still way too hot and uncontained.

Squelch it!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (q2NNn)

28 15 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7" > "He couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay had viciously murdered three children."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

kind of seeing a pattern here ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (VyBeY)

29 isn't

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m)

30 " I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor'

Why not?

Posted by: Dr Hook at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (/gypD)

31 Also the NYT:

"And Lindsay Clancy's dead children still consider themselves the victims of their most recent play-date with Lindsay."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (HlyYF)

32 Yeah that's crazy.

Posted by: Dr Demento at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (/gypD)

33 Clash Report
@clashreport
An Iranian Sepehran Airlines Boeing 737 was forced to return to Mashhad Airport after a tire reportedly burst shortly after takeoff and the aircraft suffered engine damage.
The flight had been heading to Kermanshah.
Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers.
7:42 AM · Sep 15, 2026
=====

Totally different than the other report.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

34 **** El-Sayed, who has a medical degree ...****
---

BUT, IS HE A LICENSED PHYSICIAN???


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)

35 20 >>>Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)

Well, outside of heredity, it is caused by abortions and oral birth control pills. But of course, too much money is at stake on those two items for anyone to say so out loud, so instead we get nonsense like, gee, it's a horrible thing and we need to stomp it out instead of PREVENTING IT in the first place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

36 When you're getting your ideas from Cartman you're in trouble.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

37 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.

Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

38 >>>I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

I think it was one of their passenger planes that got shot down during Reagan's presidency. Taking off or landing in Tehran. We mistook it for a fighter jet and hit it with a missile. I think the Iranians were doing something to confuse us that contributed to the mistake.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (8mulE)

39 22 " El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed"

He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

He can say El-Sayed, MD.
Dr. El-Sayed implies he can practice within the state.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)

40 The New York Times
-----

I hope no one ever typedeletes typedeletes the New York Times.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

41 34 **** El-Sayed, who has a medical degree ...****
---

BUT, IS HE A LICENSED PHYSICIAN???


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)

Can't be, if he never did his clerkships, got certified and passed the licensing board.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Ntshk)

42 I think the translation is "thx Allah, you ahole"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (oUMhY)

43 That video is horrifying. So is the screaming.....goodness......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)

44 El-Sayed: what's a woman?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)

45 Sayed is arabic for House.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)

46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

47 He is still a Hero to me
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)



Absof*ckinglutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)

48 45 Sayed is arabic for House.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)

I think you misspelled "horse's ass."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

49 46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

And he farted on the Queen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

50 That comic put the heckler in her place. Pity the earth did not open and suck her down like a fast sink hole to hell.

A racial slur is more important than three children. What a concept of fubar.

I do hope they lock Clancy up and throw away the key and we never hear of her again. I also don't want to look at her pock-marked evil face. She looks like a bird of prey fixing to eat some entrails on the side of the road. She scares me as her eyes are dead.

I'd never want to be alone with her much less have her help birthin' my baby (say that like an Aussie).

I seriously do say "baby" and "cake" like an Aussie. Some sort of redneck speech defect.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

51 In a 2012 essay entitled "The Pink Ribbon Lobby and Everyone Else,"
---------

How many women are gonna vote for this guy in addition to the ones who "vote" for him. How. Many.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

52 26 The plane stays up-Inshallah.
Plane goes down-Inshallah.
Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)

The death of Islam. You don't have free will and you do not control your actions.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (SS/71)

53 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)
Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)



My bud's dad had a form of breast cancer that ended up engulfing much of his body and killed him in 1999.

El-Sayed can go f*ck himself. It would be a shame should he wind up with breast cancer......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (ccf/V)

54 Trump did say doody though.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

55 mentally ill assholes.

The brown ribbon lobbyists.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (FhXTo)

56 He is still a Hero to me
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)

Absof*ckinglutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)

Don't believe the "didn't know she was an illegal" bit, but the rest seems believable, and all of it is irrelevant.

He seems to have taken his public charge seriously and faithfully executed his duties, which makes him a legend under such pressure and hectoring.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)

57 I never knew that about Berne Sanders but I was made to know by the msm about a Republican politician , who in support of not aborting babies conceived by rape , had a crazy theory about physiology and conception.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (KC5Lt)

58 >>Sayed is arabic for House.

So every diagnosis is Lupus.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)

59 That video is horrifying. So is the screaming.....goodness......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)
====

How does one say "Calm The Fvck Down" in Farsi?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

60 I think you misspelled "horse's ass."
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

I think I misspelled POS who should be typedeleted in a typedelete of deletes.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

61 >>>>>>>>> Why did it take Senator Chuck Grassley to find this new information about Thomas Crooks? Is he the only person in DC with any investigative powers?
---

Grassley is the only one who uses them. He sends well written, documented referrals to the proper authorities where they
...sit....and.....collect.......dust.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (vOxCS)

62 I wouldn't be surprised to see the AWFLs try to get the juror's wife deported

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)

63 The only time Turkey being in NATO makes a difference. Bessant shut down Turkey's banks for doing business with Iran and Turkey can't refuse because of being in NATO.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)

64 He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

He never took boards to get his license!!! No way he can practice anything legally.

Of course I read of tens of thousands of dot Indians practicing, so why not? Go for it!

Bring back leeches! (I know they used them for hematomas and plastic surgery and YUCK)

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

65 A bully is a bully is a bully and inevitably also a coward.

What's the first thing a bully who constantly leers at people "Snitches get stiches" do when he gets his teeth punched in? "TEEEEEEACHER! NO FAIRSIES, HE HIT BACK!!!"

The "palestinians" got their just desserts and suddenly decided they didn't like the taste much. Complaint window is on the wall over the bathroom sink, d!p$h!ts....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)

66 Well, outside of heredity, -
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

BRCA1 and BRCA2.
"I know, I know we are the chosen people. But once in a while, can't you choose someone else?" -- Tevye

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (88C+u)

67 I wouldn't be surprised to see the AWFLs try to get the juror's wife deported

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)

Ex-Wife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (dK+Kv)

68
I always kind of assumed the airplanes in other countries were like 3rd world buses from Guatamala with wings. This video confirms my belief.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (OkYzo)

69
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.

The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)

70 The only time Turkey being in NATO makes a difference. Bessant shut down Turkey's banks for doing business with Iran and Turkey can't refuse because of being in NATO.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)
====

I can't decide who is my favorite cabinet secretary but he is top 3.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

71 46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

Crapped on Al Gore right after he invented the Internet.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (SS/71)

72 The "palestinians" got their just desserts and suddenly decided they didn't like the taste much. Complaint window is on the wall over the bathroom sink, d!p$h!ts....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)

As the meme goes:

Muslims starting a war = Jihad.

Muslims losing a war = Genocide.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

73 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

74 I can believe he possibly didn't technically know she was illegal because he didn't want to know.

I've had relationships with a couple of foreign women and never asked to see their papers. Admittedly it never got close to marriage so that's a different animal.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (KC5Lt)

75 The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
====
My dad took me to see it and I had no idea why everyone was shooting everyone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

76 53 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
----

He's not an M.D., he doesn't have a license to practice medicine.
He took some courses at school an passed them. He either did not pursue a license or he failed in the attempt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (vOxCS)

77 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?

Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

78 One convoluted correction by the NYT:

NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

79 Apparently, Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

This could be interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

80 How does the media advertise the guy is a black Republican.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (vE0+H)

81 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

82 Well, outside of heredity, it is caused by abortions and oral birth control pills. But of course, too much money is at stake on those two items for anyone to say so out loud, so instead we get nonsense like, gee, it's a horrible thing and we need to stomp it out instead of PREVENTING IT in the first place.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

Lots of money in breast cancer "awareness" too. Those foundations get BANK.

Posted by: Pink ribbons won't buy themselves! at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (TbWk/)

83 Heh.
Interestingly those panels falling in the 737 are made not far from my house. I doubt though, if the company will send anyone to.check on it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)

84 Looks like Xi had a stroke at the BRICS summit in India.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (kX27y)

85 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

The Left thinks black people are dumb sheep.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

86 Apparently, Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

This could be interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)
====

Trailer looks good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

87 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?

Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

Probably assumed he was a democrat, which is a fair assumption, and if so, could have more likely resulted in an acquittal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (dK+Kv)

88 Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

Well... we'll see.
Jeremy Boreing seems to be succeeding with Lawhead's Pendragon series. Some of the Angel Studios movies were all right (Sound of Freedom, Shift). Mel Gibson can sometimes do well. Michael Bay gave us 13 Hours.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)

89 https://tinyurl.com/3ezdyjhw

I hope I’m doing this tinyurl thing right, but was going down rabbit holes of watching videos of 9/11 survivors interviewed 25 years later. I saw the thumbnail of a guy that looked really young and he’s a finance professor at A&M. He was 22 and on his second day at Morgan Stanley when tower 2 was hit. I usually don’t have the attention span for a 35 minute video but I was grabbing Kleenex throughout his retelling. If you need a story of hope, of the tenacity of Americans (the real ones) and humanity, this guy wove it altogether beautifully. Of all the ones I’ve heard over the 25 years, this was the most moving. He’s from Arkansas but Im proud TX calls him one of ours. And TAMU is lucky to have him.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (SjAWL)

90 69
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.

The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
********
We've been watching Lioness and they talk about the media propaganda.

People have been whining about how bloody the show is. I oddly find that's what I am watching it for and told my dude since Justified and 24 nothing much fazes me.

It is true that tv makes you more violent...in your mind. I have yet to cut off a finger or toe with a cigar cutter. It could still happen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

91 >>Trailer looks good.

Good timing, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

92 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

93 81 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)


Go on . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (lDkhm)

94 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
-----

Each side gets only a certain number of "nah fam" dismissals. We don't know how many the defense had already burned when homeboy came up for voir dire and like someone else said, safe assumption that a black dude in Mass is a dem, so he figured it was a better shot than others.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (oqH4h)

95 TbWk/, "awareness" is a scam but it makes people feel good.
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)

96
Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)



I'd have to think I'd find a way to come out of that experience severely dehydrated.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (ccf/V)

97 Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
-----

I didn't get to make the rules! That's why I'm the victim here! I would have gladly sprouted a second boner.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (oqH4h)

98 My med manager just went through surgery for breast cancer. Of the ten ladies in my sewing/knitting circle, two (that I know of) have had it. Yes, the pink ribbon stuff is a bit overboard, but a significant percentage of women have had it.

Posted by: pookysgirl isn't even that social at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (Wt5PA)

99 So another odd thing happens around the Trump Assassin.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

100 Heh, in the Hollywood thread I asked if Paramount was moving. There's a new post at Twitchy saying the mayor and governor offices say Paramount is leaving as of 9/30. Great job commies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)

101 >>TbWk/, "awareness" is a scam but it makes people feel good.
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.
Posted by: 88C+u

This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)

102 Will someone tell Trump the fed funds rate has nothing to do with credit and other countries pay *more* to borrow dollars? The dollar rate is higher than other currencies because there is more demand for dollars.

Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (RYdag)

103 >>>the plane showed tense passengers.
---

Someone slapped that guy in the back of the head and
told him to STFU.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)

104 I asked Mrs.D.about the Iranian airline 737. She worked for years with a Pacific NW aircraft manufacturer (that shall remain nameless) and in a job where she would know. She assumes me that is a very old aircraft that has been sold and resold a dozen times. Probably half the parts on it are non-official locally fabricated bits of junk.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (2WIwB)

105 I dread dying in a plane crash. Not because of fear. The pilot will attempt a crash landing. It will work, or it won't, and that's all there is to it.

I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)

106 but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception.
----

horse manudo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (vOxCS)

107 I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref
___________

I think the technical answer is yes. The MD degree comes with graduation. As noted, licensure is an entirely different matter.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XvL8K)

108 Someone slapped that guy in the back of the head and
told him to STFU.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)


Stewardess, I speak jive Farsi.

Posted by: Barbarahama el-Billingsly at September 16, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)

109 I took a flight from Kuwait to Cairo. As we were on final approach the stewardess announced that we were about to land.

Naturally, half the passengers got up, grabbed their stuff and started walking to the forward exit.

Middle East is a fun place. And by fun I mean bat shit crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

110
The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned?

Because he's anonymous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

111 NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."

-
Well, they are brutally incompetent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)

112 Israel just can't get past the vicious rape, torture and mutilation.

Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)

113 Many years ago, flying from Islamabad to Rome, it was all the flight attendants could do to keep the ragheads in the back from cutting up a live chicken and cooking it in the back galley.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)

114
This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.

Hash to Hash
Coast to Coast

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)

115 Ok, ACE wound me up today (with this thread especially). Tomorrow I shall be sporting my "F. U." T-shirt when I go for groceries.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske)

116 112 Israel just can't get past the vicious rape, torture and mutilation.

Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)

That's because assholes like that are still around and still want to viciously r@pe, torture and mutilate Jews.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (l3cgK)

117 100 Heh, in the Hollywood thread I asked if Paramount was moving. There's a new post at Twitchy saying the mayor and governor offices say Paramount is leaving as of 9/30. Great job commies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)

Spencer Pratt is dumping all over Rob Bonta and says Hollywood is dead now.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (kX27y)

118 Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers.
......

Did they all shit their robes?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)

119 102 Will someone tell Trump the fed funds rate has nothing to do with credit and other countries pay *more* to borrow dollars? The dollar rate is higher than other currencies because there is more demand for dollars.

Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM

Nah. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (OkYzo)

120 NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

The editing error is that the editor is a hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

121
Did they all shit their robes?
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)



I'm sure the plane stunk already, so no one would notice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)

122 I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________

A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

123 "inadvertently", lol.

liars.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)

124
The editing error is that the editor is a hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)



Closing the barn doors after the animals are already f*cking your neighbor's animals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ccf/V)

125 He has to listen to Taylor Swift, or, at least, pretend to, and now this? Hasn't he suffered enough?

Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)

126
Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)



Further proving that football players really are just juvenile dumb jocks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ccf/V)

127

Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

128 the next time I give a rat's ass about something Muh Preznit says will be the first.

I voted for a f#*%ing wrecking ball, not a role model.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (VyBeY)

129 I'm sure the plane stunk already, so no one would notice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)
====

So you've been to the middle East.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

130 "inadvertently", lol.

liars.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)


I'd rather the Daughters of Diogenes swam out to meet troop ships than date a reporter from the NYT.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)

131 Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

132 122 I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________

A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

Terrible joke Dad told us...
A plane was flying through a storm, and had engine damage...The pilot ordered the tossing of anything not bolted down, but the plane was still too heavy and was sinking...
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

133 Too late, NYT.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)

134 "A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K) "

or Boethius

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)

135 131 Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

How many of those parts come from China via Iran?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

136 Remember how some guy's phone traveled to from DC to Crooks' house? And how the FBI said it was NBD, because it was probably just some faulty or malicious ad tracking software that was on the phone of a round-trip DC to PA delivery driver who visited Crooks' neighborhood, and it made it appear that he visited the house?

Maybe the mystery deliveryman is the mystery donor. He just felt bad about the mixup, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (BI5O2)

137 So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

Yeah, that's terrible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

138 Exactly what everybody suspected.

A bunch of far left activists lied their way onto the jury and rather than declare a mistrial, the judge sat there hoping they could badger the holdout to acquit.

ANY juror that from day 1 says either guilty or not guilty, should be instantly removed from any jury, no matter what crime has been committed, whether its a murder or a parking offense.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (UkEqa)

139 >>Further proving that football players really are just juvenile dumb jocks.......

It's true. That's why I like flip flops. Helps me count past tensie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)

140 Hash to Hash
Coast to Coast
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Mrowr.

Posted by: another life, another time at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (88C+u)

141 137 So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

Yeah, that's terrible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

You also have to remember that Mom was Mexican, so I'm half...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

142 The moral idiocy exhibited by the New York Times is a disgrace; but a disgrace to which we have become entirely accustomed.
--John Hinderaker
=====

Who this "we"?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)

143 Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)


Wait until his wife hears about this! Maybe she'll quit coming to his.games and the cameras will quit focusing on her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (2WIwB)

144 A plane was flying through a storm, and had engine damage...The pilot ordered the tossing of anything not bolted down, but the plane was still too heavy and was sinking...
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
----
In a cruel twist of fate, the Mexican was also the pilot...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

145 How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

I'd assume inventory from Iran/China from before the blockade.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)

146 A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

Close, but I think you're thinking of Epictetus: "I must die. But must I die bawling?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:31 PM (BI5O2)

147 Houthis were trained by Hezbollah.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (88C+u)

148
Cafe

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (/QHx4)

149 "locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

***

A houthi produced the missile from a crate sent from China.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB)

150 You also have to remember that Mom was Mexican, so I'm half...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

It's terribly funny, regardless.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)

151 Panic at 30k ft is bad. That shit spreads quick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:37 PM (7zn4w)

152 It's not a situation where one or two things don't add up. Nothing adds up.

And Trump has been totally silent about it, in a very uncharacteristic manner. I would have thought at least an investigation that goes further than "yep, a gently sloped roof on a hot day, can't work around that, and as we all know, that prevents any of the standard interagency comms from being set up, too. This all sounds fine."

I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

153 In happier news, Mitch seems to be doing well.

https://tinyurl.com/3k6wrpkb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (ndZc7)

154 Democrat Media Party will tell you the only real victims of 9/11 were Muslims.
-----

It was the backlash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (XeU6L)

155 Bernie Sanders, the number one risk factor for breast cancer is having had an abortion. But a woman's doctor will not tell her that.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (OlzlW)

156 Have charges been brought against the bully broads on the Clancy jury or against that dirty old fart attorney who was ass raping the lone holdout in public?

Of course not, yankee democrat state yankee democrat results.

Surprised they haven't drug the poor fellow out and lynched him yet. Most racist bastards on the planet are in yankee land northeast.

Posted by: Dixie Chicken at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (cCXR+)

157 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

158 A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

My onboard reading is always the same: a title-embossed first edition of Fate Is The Hunter. It fits in the carry-on bag pocket with the title showing, and has a salutary effect on other passengers.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (zdLoL)

159 The birdhands hag screaming about Clancy's heroism in a prior thread is haunting me. Every man's worst nightmare, that one. At least she's a spindly old scarekaren, and in the unlikely event she ever spawned, too weak and crunchy to strangle her adult children in solidarity with the Sisterhood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (BI5O2)

160 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

It would probably help if instead of a bed, we tied them up by their balls and dangled them head first over a fire.

Hypothetically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

161 I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

Fits as well as anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

162 Cafe is nood in case anyone else missed it because they were working.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

163 Ya, know, maybe i could start my own mercenary outfit. I just hire birdhanded old AWFL Karens to surround secure installations, thus ensuring no military-age male will ever approach. Employees can chopper in and out to avoid the Scarekarens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (BI5O2)

164 "a 'disturbing' trend that diverts federal funding to study other serious diseases".
Such as goat STDs.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (5eFk1)

165 I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

It wouldn't surprise me if Jill had a hand in it; i've been convinced that bald serpent headed f*ck that was in charge of Biden's 'let them all in' immigration department basically told the Secret Service to tank their normal security precautions for that location. Too many red flags for it not have been done on purpose.

Posted by: Nelly at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (6+ehB)

166 Leftists are narcissists. Most narcissists have a golden child and ascapegoat. Palestine and Israel fit that perfectly.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at September 16, 2026 08:27 PM (TumvK)

167 The anonymous donor was known only by his initials, but it’s believed that his name was Fred Bullsworth Iverson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (tOqvK)

168 My onboard reading is always the same: a title-embossed first edition of Fate Is The Hunter. It fits in the carry-on bag pocket with the title showing, and has a salutary effect on other passengers.


I read "Airframe" over the Atlantic by Michael Crichton, where the ice sheets were breaking up once.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 08:34 PM (EV0C1)

169
Red State says this Deep State Enforcer is now a former FBI agent.




Look at it this way, there's a 100% chance that this former Feeb JBT has a vagina, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (iqcvy)

170 157 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16

These statements are both rated too true and a large enough ' 'incentive' ( aka snitch money ) would
begin the truth telling .... well except we traded any and all leverage to accomplish anything other than survival after we chose to make Iran our hill to die on. Before the mid terms.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (FCPbW)

171 Disbar Kevin Reddington, that worthless POS.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at September 17, 2026 02:02 PM (j3Fsw)

Haitian Illegal Alien Criminal and Gang Member Who Vowed He Would Never Go Back to Haiti Is Forcibly Placed on a Plane and Sent Back to Haiti

He objects to going back there as if it's some kind of, I don't know what you'd call it, a shithole country or something.


haitiancriminaldeported.jpg


EXCLUSIVE: A Haitian gang member and illegal alien who defiantly told Fox News cameras "I'm not going back to Haiti" and shouted "Biden forever" during his viral U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrest has been deported to Haiti by the Trump administration after spending 19 months in federal custody.

Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles was deported on an ICE flight originating in Louisiana, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed to Fox News.

Sources told Fox News that Charles was extremely combative aboard the aircraft and made crude, profane and threatening remarks about President Donald Trump and his family during the deportation flight.


The deportation completes a dramatic reversal from Charles' arrest in Massachusetts on Jan. 22, 2025, when Fox News cameras captured him insisting he would not be returned to Haiti.

"I'm not going back to Haiti ... you feel me?" Charles said during the arrest. "F--- Trump," he added. "Biden forever bro."

Fox News witnessed the arrest as ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations officers took Charles into custody in Massachusetts, just days after Trump returned to the White House.


DHS identifies Charles as a member of the Back Block Money Gang and says he had accumulated 17 criminal convictions.

His criminal history included convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession with intent to distribute a Class D controlled substance, possession of controlled substances, carrying a dangerous weapon, carrying ammunition without a firearm identification card and trespassing, according to DHS.

Charles remained in federal custody for approximately 19 months after his arrest as his immigration case proceeded.


...

"This illegal alien gang member from Haiti had quite the rap sheet, with convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, and drug trafficking, among other heinous crimes," said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "He went viral for praising Biden as he was getting arrested, because he knew that the Biden Administration's open borders turned America into a paradise for criminals like him. The Trump Administration has finally done what both the Obama and Biden Administrations failed to do and deported this criminal back where he belongs."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 He looks nice.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (VtGHd)

2 Hand him over to that barbecue guy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)

3 If obama had a son.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)

4 Who names their kid Wisteguens?

Posted by: I gott ask at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (2Ez/1)

5 Good riddance. Only some 30 million to go!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Hxgql)

6 Hey, make sure he gets one of those "Haiti is Beautiful' t-shirts to wear home!

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

7 Hand him over to that barbecue guy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)

With a side of Karens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (wsYdv)

8 Who names their kid Wisteguens?
Posted by: I gott ask


I'd blame the French

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (vJrRc)

9 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

10 Why isn't this POS going back to Haiti floating face down in the surf off a Haitian beach?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

11 I would be he will be back

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

12 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

13 It is a little disappointing to see him sent back to Haiti because it would have been even more wonderful to see him deported to one of the African countries we have contracted with to take aliens.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (ca8Qt)

14 I can't type
I bet he will be back long after he is deported

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and had begun attending a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)

16
QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (UjdFS)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (ccf/V)

18 Sad thing is he’ll probably hop on a boat and be back here within a year, or maybe he’ll try his luck in Brazil this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

19 Fucker needs a rabies shot.

Or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (2Cry5)

20 Looks like one of those Uruk Hai springing out of the mud.

Posted by: Saruman at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Z8Kuq)

21 Just the average guy next door.

Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (VMFAF)

22 I bet he will be back long after he is deported
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

I don't think he'll find a way back until Dems are on top again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (zYpTz)

23 He lived on an island overrun with predators just like himself.

He fled to seek out a different ecosystem that was instead filled with prey. a.k.k. "Americans."

Trumps drop-kicks him back onto Predator Isle, and you can guarantee that he'll last 15 minutes before he'll get machine-gunned or necklaced.

Haitian warlords: Doing the job American liberal judges refuse to do!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Av6i5)

24
I'm sure that nice Mr. "Barbecue" man in charge down there and this articulate young dreamer will get along just fine.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Y8DZL)

25 Did they check his baggage for missing dogs, cats and water fowl?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)

26
Yep, that's a Millennium Prize winner right there.

I'm sure his contributions to analyzing that purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations existence and smoothness problem would be invaluable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

27 Enjoy Barbeque!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)

28 Oh look! A live voo doo doll

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (+fpfy)

29 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
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And he's going to be the low man on the totem pole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)

30 Hard to say what that face reminds me of. Black Chuckie? Grounded pirana? At any rate, I am super relieved that thing won't be on my block anytime soon. Neighborhood dogs and cats are relieved as well.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (SElz3)

31 Sad that no one in the RNC has made this dude the posterchild for liberal candidates.

"America. This is who the Democrats choose over you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)

32 19 Fucker needs a rabies to be shot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

------------

FTFY

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

33 I know a trebuchet is unrealistic, but maybe a slingshot or something? Seems a shame to waste jet fuel on them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (1W4K+)

34 If Papa Doc was still around, this guy would be getting an ass beating by the Tonton Macoute. Or probably recruited by the Tonton Macoute.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gm9Sb)

35 I would have preferred North Korea.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)

36 Enjoy Barbeque!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V) Karen's.

They should tenderize him, first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)

37 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)




You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)

38
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (azNOR)

39 Maybe the nostril/uterus thing is catching on. Xe has one, right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)

40 "Biden forever bro."
.......

Zed's dead, baby.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (UjdFS)

41 I'm sure his contributions to analyzing that purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations existence and smoothness problem would be invaluable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

White people problems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

42 Tell me he "fell" out of the plane. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (hmYU4)

43 Just think: Over 200 million oxygen atoms were spared the indignity of spending a few seconds in this thing's lung.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Av6i5)

44 Where's the camera shot of AoC crying on the tarmac outside the plane?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (ccf/V)

45 And here I thought French was a classy language.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (Av6i5)

46 Im sure a Supreme Court Justice would lend a legal foundation, or should I say penumbra.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)

47 I can't tell you how much it pleases me that people are picking up the mockery of "another doctor/engineer" lost.

Remember how the left howled some 10 years ago when Trump dared say, "they're not sending their best and brightest?"

Remember "clock boy" and how we were supposed to coo over that budding Einstein?

And now the left (and the Texas GOPe) are reduced to " you have to let every ethnic in from every country no matter what or you're a racist."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (3cUTc)

48
They should tenderize him, first.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)



I'm sure they'll tenderize him inside AND out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (ccf/V)

49 I'm sure we'll have a Mitch McConnell press conference about this any minute now.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)

50 Never say never. It brings bad juju, Wisteguens.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (5rh/l)

51 38
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
=========
Hope they trebucheted him out of the plane at 10,000 feet over Port au Prince.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)

52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (b4LBp)

53 Haiti is probably more sane than being around Massachusetts AWFLs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oUMhY)

54
You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)




Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)

55 How long until a Dem senator is in Haiti having margaritas with the guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (ccf/V)

56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)

57 You rarely see the name Wisteguens in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)

58 Well...bye.

Posted by: Good riddance to bad rubbish at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

59 52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Of course we did, course we borrowed the money to pay for the stay. Still cheaper than letting that human crime wave stay here, probably saved some lives here as well.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)

60 Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?”

But, apparently, only Trump trolls on social media.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

61 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

62
I love that we taxpayers pay for people to come here who want to destroy our country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)

63 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed

Click and blur--those people have a dangerous job deporting scum and refuse.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv)

64


Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)



I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (ccf/V)

65 59 52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?
Posted by: Ordinary American

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (2Ez/1)

66 46 Im sure a Supreme Court Justice would lend a legal foundation, or should I say penumbra.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)


Yup. But don't forget emanations create penumbras.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (5rh/l)

67 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed


No -- all ICE agents have now had their faces surgically removed, to protect their identities once the Dems inevitably get back in power and doxx them all to Antifa. What you see in the photo is their actual faces.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)

68 DHS identifies Charles as a member of the Back Block Money Gang and says he had accumulated 17 criminal convictions.

Haiti should be grateful to have him back. When he cures cancer, Haiti will get all the credit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (guGkK)

69 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)

Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

70 And Stay Out!

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (FhXTo)

71
Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)



But you would think they'd do a better job than something that looks like a 3 year old who's just learned to use a mouse........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)

72 I went to Sandals Haiti and the mimosas were divine!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Av6i5)

73 Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
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How many Flock cameras did they pass by on the way to the airport?

Someone, somewhere, is probably trying to use that data to identify these guys.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (FZ29D)

74
"We're taking you back to Haiti."

"Fuck you pig!"

8 Hours Later...

"Wait a minute. This isn't Haiti! It's cold here!"

"Haytee... S Georgia Island... same difference."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

75 o protect their identities once the Dems inevitably get back in power and doxx them all to Antifa. What you see in the photo is their actual faces.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)

We're past mere doxxing. That's kid's stuff. They'll root them out and arrest them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (b4LBp)

76 So when is Senator Chris Van Hollen going to Haiti for his conjugal visit with this charming young reprobate?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (a3CJ+)

77 But you would think they'd do a better job than something that looks like a 3 year old who's just learned to use a mouse........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)

Definitely not the best look.

Somebody ran that through Microsoft Paint and went to town with the paintbrush.

A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

78 Look at his lower front tooth.
I guess that's good for biting off the heads of kittens.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)

79 If the know he's a member of the Black Block Gang why isn't the gang being deported or in jail?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (vOxCS)

80 What makes me distressed about the human condition is the case of Nyadol Nyuon. She's Australian. She came over from South Sudan. She lately claimed that Australian white people have no culture.
Her daddy was a Sudanese warlord (William Nyuon Bany) but never mind all that right now.
The western people spent just about all the 1980s crying about the lot of the south Sudanese and how they were fellow Christians being oppressed by the evil Moslems of Khartoum. And, yanno, they were.
But the south Sudanese have little gratitude for any of the West's work here. They come to Western nations and laugh at us.
I bet the Muslims in Sudan are laughing at us too. See, look, these people would enslave Muslims - and white people - given any chance, they'd say.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (88C+u)

81 Sorry Conan, Project Mockingbird has been canceled and we no longer pay for entertainers to mouth whatever we want them to say.

Moose out front shoulda told ya.
======

I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien

Posted by: Your Handler at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)

82 >>Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles


For fucks sake.

This is not how you name children, you know?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (LoUMf)

83 They didn't blot out his face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

84 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

Schoolyard?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (hmYU4)

85 Another little peanut, like most movie stars.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (NFX2v)

86 >>What makes me distressed about the human condition is the case of Nyadol Nyuon. She's Australian. She came over from South Sudan. She lately claimed that Australian white people have no culture.


They should send her back. Priority Service.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (LoUMf)

87
What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)




Three words: CLANCY JUROR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)

88 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses. Conditions in Haiti are not safe. There is no logical reason to deport them. This only harms our economy and damages the labor force. It's dumb, cruel and immoral.

Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.

These people don’t have rights to due process, lawyers or independent judges, this after all is just a civil matter, sending them back at the border.

Disappearing without a trace, cars left abandoned on streets, apartments empty or ransacked and then marooned in dangerous countries they might not ever have been to is so very just and lawful. /s

the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

They organized well enough to kick the French out. So they have the ability to work together. I don’t think this is the west’s responsibility to take them in, but we could help repatriate them back to Africa, if that’s what they wanted

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)

89 The insanity is the 19 convictions prior to getting rid of him.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (+fpfy)

90 >>Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.


It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)

91 Fucking feral he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)

92 Haiti is a vacation wonderland.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (DbmIv)

93 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM


When we were stationed in GITMO in 1992 when the entire country of haiti decided they would try to come to the US because they thought bush I would let them in. The Navy and Coast Guard "rescued" over 10,000 haitians trying to get to key west by anything that would float and brought them to GITMO.


When the ships would come in we offloaded and processed the haitians and sent them into a temporary camp. We also had to wash down the entire ship because they would $hit and pi$$ all over the place. You could literally smell when another ship was coming into the bay.


We built a tent city on the old runway and housed them there until we could process them to come to the US just like they hoped. That included the over 1,000 of them that were HIV positive. And yes bush I let all of them in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (I43vL)

94
I wonder if he has any contacts back home in Haiti. He could parlay his experience as a predatory animal in the U.S. into long-term employment somewhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (azNOR)

95 Let's hope some of his gang peers meet him at the airport and give him a welcome home party.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5C90x)

96 Somebody ran that through Microsoft Paint and went to town with the paintbrush.

A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Hard disagree. Whoever did it should have drawn big, crude smiley faces on them.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5HGTQ)

97 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

And pets. They love them some pets.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)

98 "the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)

Bingo! I have never cared less about anything in my entire life. Get these parasites the f*ck out of my country.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

99 See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (oqH4h)

100 Hope they trebucheted him out of the plane at 10,000 feet over Port au Prince.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
------------
What a terrible thing to say.

A trebuchet would be nearly impossible to use on an aircraft. A ballista would be much more space-efficient.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (amcLV)

101 "Fuck you pig!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

Oldest was in the musical, Peter and the Starcatcher, this summer, and he had a line, "Mmmm, pork.", when he was to be sleeping, dreaming of an earlier meal of salted pork.

In an airport, we recounted this line with impeccably bad timing as we were coming up the stairs to delicious food smells, and there was a cop at the top of the stairs. He cracked wise, and we all had a good laugh explaining the backstory.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wsYdv)

102 Hope they muzzled him. Looks like he might bite.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

103 well, buhbyeee.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (ncRE1)

104 I thought he was wearing a hoodie, but that is his hair.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL)

105 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses.

Crack houses and running drug and prostitution rings are plausibly called "small businesses".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (nAS9C)

106 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes
----
No. We don't.

What matters is that we are stopping the suffering of Americans they are causing HERE.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)

107 A trebuchet would be nearly impossible to use on an aircraft. A ballista would be much more space-efficient.

Make him exit the plane along with the blue ice.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (nAS9C)

108 Get the fuck out of MY country you 3rd world shit holer.

Posted by: Pamazon at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (b5MGU)

109 He seems nice....

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

***Wondering when all of the Libs who are against ICE and deportation are going to chime in about how this guy deserved to be in the country -

(Not really)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (SRRAx)

110 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

Sure the fuck don't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (7zn4w)

111 problem is it took 19 months

Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (+gK6I)

112 we could help repatriate them back to Africa, if that’s what they wanted
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
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What do you mean "we," paleface?

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)

113
It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)



In looking at your weekly TPS reports, it looks like it stands for "tardy", so if you could get them turned in on time, with the current cover sheet as detailed in the memo, that would be great. We'll get you a copy of the memo for reference as well...

Posted by: Lumberg at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

114 Hillary! should immediately hire this wizard to run the No-Longer Interim Haiti Recovery Commission. I'm sure he can turn that operation right around and finally convert that paradise into an even more luxurious paradise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (oji8u)

115 I sincerely hope he is found suffering from lead poisoning from a .44 hole puncher.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (Q/FnY)

116 I see a bright future in Haiti for Wisteguens Jean, probably in the field of hospitality services.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (guGkK)

117 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

Have they attempted to gain American citizenship? Or just depending on that TPS for ever and ever?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (zYpTz)

118 they should have "chipped" it and placed odds with novig for expectancy of life.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (ncRE1)

119 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes
------

I care more about the outcome of any given WNBA game than I do about any third-world banana boat gang banger who gets sent back to whatever backwater shithole he came from.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (oqH4h)

120 >>the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes


This is wrong.


Many of us want Maximum Suffering.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

121 Democrats are much faster. In nineteen months, they had 353 J6 defendants convicted and imprisoned. Well, on their way to twelve hundred and seventy.

But they sure know how to work the slowdown for the foreign doctors and engineers


Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (8O9+I)

122 >>Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)


It appears that reddit genius does not know what word the T in TPS represents.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (5rh/l)

123 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

And pets. They love them some pets.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)


They're really good to their moms and they keep the yard up nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)

124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (Oy/m2)

125 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

Yoko

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (7zn4w)

126 123 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
---------

Take it all with them as they go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vOxCS)

127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien

So was L.A.

Wonder where he and Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars now that it's gone.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (Y8DZL)

128 By the way, there's a new cover sheet for the TPS reports.

Posted by: Office Space at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)

129 I can't help noticing that crimes (provided they aren't over the top nafarious) that these guys commit seem to be negated once we deport them. Don't get me wrong...getting them out of here is a primary goal, but I think we should be getting something for dealing with their debauchery.

Also, that photo of him sandwiched between the two ICE guys makes me laugh, because you know ICE served up their largest, most intimidating moose for the escort to make a point. Both those guys are about a foot taller than the derelict.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (dIske)

130 First they came for the Haitians and I said make sure you get all the Haitians.

Posted by: Knee Mauler at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)

131 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


OK, so they're not wrong about everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (vTZFs)

132 MPLS is a shit hole city. He lives in Uptown, which used to be a great neighborhood.

A man still on probation after being convicted last year in a fentanyl possession case has been newly charged with illegal gun possession and is accused of trafficking fentanyl and cocaine from his Uptown Minneapolis residence. However, instead of being held on a probation violation, a Gov. Tim Walz-appointed judge has released him back into the community on bail.

Garey Lavell Howze, 27, is newly charged in Hennepin County District Court with two counts of first-degree drug sales, two counts of first-degree drug possession, and one count of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

Charges say Howze was under investigation this spring following reports of cocaine and fentanyl being trafficked out of the duplex where he was residing on the 3200 block of Hennepin Avenue.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (kX27y)

133 127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
------

You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)

134 124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

That's the worst you can come up with!??!

Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv

It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)

135 First they came for the Haitians and I said make sure you get all the Haitians.

To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

136 The article on the purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations here:

https://tinyurl.com/y425ca6m

was written by a so called Jonas Reeve who is not real. He is an AI construction that someone is trying to pass off as a real person.

It even has a DEI friendly "photograph" of what a person has that is called a head.

This is so, so wrong.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (EV0C1)

137 Hopefully he wasn’t alone on the flight. Lord knows these return flights should be packed.

Posted by: Advo at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (jO4mz)

138 That pic really shows his spark of divinity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

139 Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles, age 25, originally entered the U.S. lawfully in July 2013 through Miami, Florida. (According to records released by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), he was granted TPS during the Obama administration in February 2013 and subsequently arrived lawfully through Miami, Florida, in July of that year.)

Later he moved to Massachusetts, and resided in the greater Boston area (including East Boston) and also accumulated 17 criminal convictions across the state before being detained and ultimately deported.

Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.

And you know he's got to have interesting family still residing in this country, too.

Thank O & Joe.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)

140 seriously

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)

141 124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

That's the worst you can come up with!??!

Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv

It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)
---
*cough* Is this thing on?

Posted by: Yoko Ono at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)

142 I bet beverage cart service on the plane was lit!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 06:10 PM (SRRAx)

143 61 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)


Why bother, the schoolyard is filled with more guys just like him. Let him take out a few when he impacts.

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (X5Jzz)

144 133 127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
------

You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)

__________________________

I prefer the Dominican Republic. The girls....UMMM I mean the women....WOMEN ...are a bit more nubile.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

145
Now that he's back in Haiti,

has he been BBQ'd and eaten yet?


Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (iJfKG)

146 142 I bet beverage cart service on the plane was lit!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Lit like unlimited flaming eye shots?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (5HGTQ)

147 To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Agreed. I'll take it, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (7zn4w)

148
BRICS Summit Takes Aim At US Influence Over The Global Economy
_ZH
----

Sometime zh's sponsors take themselves far too serious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (vOxCS)

149 You can feel the enrichment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

150
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero

==============

Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (XJ22o)

151 Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?

His Heart Will Go On to Port-au-Prince, much like the rest of him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (guGkK)

152 "I'm not going back to Haiti ... you feel me?"
___________________

OK. Fine.
(click) Pew pew

Next?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pE12i)

153 Why bother, the schoolyard is filled with more guys just like him. Let him take out a few when he impacts.
Posted by: a.moron

I'm all for deporting Julio down by the Haitian schoolyard too.

Posted by: Paul Simon at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (5HGTQ)

154 Senile Presidents, Forever!!! -- Dude

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pTMvO)

155 Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Dipshits? It was a Faustian bargain (or maybe Frankenstein vision?), hoping for immediate political power while either assuming they could later control the monsters they imported, or just not caring and assuming it would be someone else's problem (they Dem leadership can't be so dumb that they'd believe they'd assimilate...right?)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (5HGTQ)

156 Later he moved to Massachusetts, and resided in the greater Boston area (including East Boston) and also accumulated 17 criminal convictions across the state before being detained and ultimately deported.

Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.


Should've murdered his kids and claimed PDT's immigration policies and risk of deportation made him temporarily psychotic. Women from all over the country would be sending him nudes and sexually explicit DMs whether he got convicted or not.

Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (TbWk/)

157 YEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I voted for this!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (rdVOm)

158 150
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________

That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

159 ==============

Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---

Take a page from Democrat playbook - extra-judicial.
They received citizenship by illegal means.
They were illegally imported into the US.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (vOxCS)

160 It would be a complete shit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten. "Trump gets Poor Immigrant Cannibalized". Marches with Code Pink having fake blood on their hands, AWFLs virtue signaling all over the place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (oUMhY)

161 157 YEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I voted for this guy!!!

Posted by: JQ


Don't give the DSA any ideas.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Av6i5)

162 The compassion crowd does not understand, given a chance these motherfuckers would take all their money, stab them in the belly and then fuck the hole.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)

163
He will make a fine administrator of Clinton Foundation Haiti Grants.

Or at least be able to fund raise for 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (Y8DZL)

164 It would be a complete shit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten. "Trump gets Poor Immigrant Cannibalized". Marches with Code Pink having fake blood on their hands, AWFLs virtue signaling all over the place
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That would be unfortunate.

Have you seen my field of fucks?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:19 PM (7zn4w)

165 I am amused how the left bounces between:

Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history

and

You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)

166 The compassion crowd does not understand, given a chance these motherfuckers would take all their money, stab them in the belly and then fuck the hole.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)
----
That would be such a shame.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

167 134 he could paint, too.
that double album is on my short list for island stranded sitch.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (ncRE1)

168 I am amused how the left bounces between:

Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history

and

You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)
----
It's a wonder they don't all have whiplash from the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

169 What I want to see it this.

When I was a kid, I had a Hotwheels power block. It had two big rubber wheels, and when the car hit it, ZOOM -- the car got powered down the track.

I want that at the border for these people. Get Elon working on it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (1W4K+)

170 You can feel the enrichment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
.......

Oozing the diversity.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:21 PM (UjdFS)

171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:22 PM (oUMhY)

172 That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

How about expedited DE-naturalizations?

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (kX27y)

173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

174 This post gave me reason to look up episodes of Bully Beatdown.

While they're not available, there are several episodes with commentary, which is actually fun at points.

This dude came to America and bullied her. Now, he's going home.

Enjoy the beatdown........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (ccf/V)

175 You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.

Seems to solve some problems Right There.

You guys can marvel at watching Darwin's Survival of the Fittest!

Live stream and monetize it!

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (pUU4E)

176 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)

177 To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________
That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez

They're willing to marry their own siblings to come here and contribute! That's the kind of dedication we should want in new American citizens!!!

Posted by: AWFLs at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (5HGTQ)

178 Damn.
Guess we'll have to take him off our list of potential suitors.

Posted by: Maliqua and Sashiqua at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)

179 If the Somalis got expedited naturalization, I'm sure there was something illegal involved. Find out what it was and use it to deport

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)

180 Wait... Was I supposed to feel bad ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)

181 I can't recall anyone else with teeth like that. Scary!

It's like his bottom tooth is throwing the bird.

He's already got the voodoo bad juju going on and I do hope he never returns.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

182 Good!
Wonder if rival gang members were notified of his arrival. Hope so.
Fuck him and every illegal!
Arrest. Deport. Repeat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (SS/71)

183 173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

I would expect more like Don Lemon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

184 And you get a Hatian and you get a Hatian and so on.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+fpfy)

185 Sources told Fox News that Charles was extremely combative aboard the aircraft and made crude, profane and threatening remarks about President Donald Trump and his family during the deportation flight.

Before the duct tape, you mean.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (Otznn)

186 Look at those nostrils! I bet that dude can hoover an eight ball in each one with one breath.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)

187 If the Somalis got expedited naturalization, I'm sure there was something illegal involved. Find out what it was and use it to deport
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)



It's quite simple. F*ck your brother. In like Flynn.

Posted by: 11han 0mar at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ccf/V)

188 176 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)



Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)

189 80,000 Somalians
( shakes head)

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (qEb4U)

190 169 mattel sidewinder. if you had enough of them and made a closed loop track you could just watch until the bateries died.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ncRE1)

191 Plane appears otherwise empty.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (wGerL)

192 It's a wonder they don't all have whiplash from the cognitive dissonance.

It is sort of fascinating to watch.

The obvious argument for them to latch on to would be something like, "Haiti is a backwards and benighted place, but we've brought the good people, the victims, here, who just want a life like any American"

But then of course all these criminals and welfare leeches would show that to be false...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (sKqQm)

193 As it has been reported, the vast majority of the millions that have crossed into the US, or Europe or Spain are "military aged men".

Forget the military aged part and focus on the men.

Has anyone done any investigative reporting on how the countries that have lost a significant chunk of their men are faring post exodus? If reconsidering "military aged" and assumed that there is a level of intelligence and industry to be considered of "military" caliber, has this had an effect on job markets? crime? GDP?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (a3CJ+)

194 They're willing to marry their own siblings to come here and contribute! That's the kind of dedication we should want in new American citizens!!!
Posted by: AWFLs

And let's make it clear that they are all, ALL, eligible for their million dollar reparations checks, Charlie cracker.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)

195 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)


Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)

Hood Eats?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

196 Wonder if rival gang members were notified of his arrival. Hope so.

Also that he testified for the government and is being set free in Haiti as a reward.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Otznn)

197 Its Chaka from Land of the Lost...cool.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)

198 80,000 Somalian heads shaking at the same time might disrupt the space time continuum.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)

199 183 173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

I would expect more like Don Lemon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

We're in fantasy land anyway. You know mooch would have aborted any male child. If she was a woman, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

200 I voted for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

201 The obvious argument for them to latch on to would be something like, "Haiti is a backwards and benighted place, but we've brought the good people, the victims, here, who just want a life like any American"

No Toxic Masculinity found in that animal that had to be tazed just in order to be buckled in. right?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (a3CJ+)

202 That's a bath salts face if ever I saw one. My gut, unfortunately, tells me this criminal will be back just as soon as the next D president is in office...or before if he can manage it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (qBdHI)

203 You feel me?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

204 3. If obama had a son.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)

Trump would deport his Kenyan ass as well!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (SS/71)

205 177 "fury is raging inside of me!"
- "that's a weird thing to call your brother..."

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (ncRE1)

206 Its Chaka from Land of the Lost...cool.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)

If they were looking for feral kid for a remake of Road Warrior, he would be top of the stack.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

207 We're in fantasy land anyway. You know mooch would have aborted any male child. If she was a woman, of course

Or simply drop the test tube.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (a3CJ+)

208 171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'll bring the punch!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)

209 Those ones who are condemning ICE's Removal methods fail to note that this is a consequence of thirty years neglecting our immigration laws.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (f0sNM)

210 208 171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'll bring the punch!
Posted by: Bill Cosby

I can bring the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (5HGTQ)

211 193 it has secured the harems.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:33 PM (ncRE1)

212 My gut, unfortunately, tells me this criminal will be back just as soon as the next D president is in office...or before if he can manage it.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The next Maryland Man?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)

213 The Leftists have screamed they want immigration reform meaning let them all in

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:36 PM (qEb4U)

214 Goes to show how STUPID our politicians can be. None of these people should have been let into the country. And none should be let in from now own. We don't need this sh"t.
Damn, where did common sense go?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (xJpuh)

215 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv)

216 Those ones who are condemning ICE's Removal methods fail to note that this is a consequence of thirty years neglecting our immigration laws.

My condemnation of ICE is because they don't have to wear those aprons that butchers wear to keep the blood and guts off of them.

What happened to the psychopaths who are discharged from the military because they are way too enthusiastic about killing people? Every person has a place in the working world.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:39 PM (a6PrB)

217 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (2Ez/1)

218 Woe-is-a-me-bop
Om-drop-a-re-bop-om
Everbody’s doin’ it
Please don’t let them ruin it om

Posted by: Captain Beefheart at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (nvKZ7)

219 I think Pinochet Airlines would do a better job dealing with this type of criminal. Save the Earth, drop them off halfway and burn less fuel.

Posted by: Islam is submission to the devil at September 16, 2026 08:48 PM (1seQh)

Hollywood Is Fake and Gay: Wolverine Is Gay, Green Lantern Only Got the Ring Because of White Privilege

I haven't bothered covering HBO's Lanterns show because, at this point, who cares.

The show is being run by woke clown no-talent Damon Lindeloff, who previously turned HBO's Watchmen series into hardcore racial agitprop with a pronounced black-cuck fetish. And the other show-runner is an extremely woke DEI black woman.

If you're not a comics fan, I'll explain the Green Lantern: Hal Jordan, a fearless test pilot, was chosen as the bearer of a Green Lantern ring, which confers incredible power on the user and makes the user a member of the intergalactic super-police, the Green Lantern Corps. Basically Jedis in spandex.

The Corps had previously never considered giving barbarous earthlings a power ring, but Hal Jordan was such a standout -- eventually acknowledged as the greatest Green Lantern -- that rings were given to additional earth-men, including John Stewart, a black architect.

In the new woke hard-core black supremacist version of the show, John Stewart's father was considered for the ring before Hal Jordan, but was rejected from the program. They showed him something scary and asked "Are you afraid?" He answered "Yes," and they moved on to the next candidate (Hal Jordan), because it is critical that a Lantern be fearless.

Later, the people who give out the rings, the Guardians, paid a visit to the Stewart family to make sure they were doing okay. John Stewart's mother launched into a Proud Black Woman lecture -- everyone take heed, a Black Woman is speaking and we are listening. She said to the intergalactic super-being, "How dare you ask a black man if he is afraid," because black people are permanently terrified in America, and then asserted, without contradiction, that Hal Jordan, having "white privilege," would of course not be afraid of anything so the whole game was rigged, as usual, against The Black Man.

The writers and show-runners confirmed that this was supposed to be an accurate statement about race in America. They say the want to "start conversations," but if you tell them this is nasty racialist propaganda, they'll cancel you for your racism.

Damon Lindeloff has previously shown he has some kind of gay black cuck fetish, and again shows that here. He makes a point to show John Stewart having sex with the wife of a literal white supremacist leader. And then, bizarrely, the white supremacist leader strips off his clothes and demands that John Stewart -- here an artist instead of an architect -- draw him and his naked dong. Just like the "dram me like your French girls" scene from Titanic, except gay and weird.

Oh, and the show also includes a "surprising amount of naked penises." No boobs, just dicks. Showing naked women is exploitative and low-brow, showing naked dicks every half-hour is Elevated and Artistic.

These are Prestige Dicks.

OUT: The Male Gaze

IN: The Male Gays

This is a DC superhero show.

Oh, and in this version of the story, John Stewart is not a colleague of Hal Jordan, but his Superior Replacement -- let's not be subtle about this, let's make it clear that black men are superior in every way-- and John Stewart beats the crap out of the man formerly considered the greatest Green Lantern in history and takes his ring from him.

Oh, and in the first episode, Hal Jordan is shown to be dead and murdered later in the season. White erasure, I think they would call it.

Sorry to bore you but that background is needed for this next story: the incoming regime is reportedly having "crisis" meetings to deal with the backlash over this toxic race grifting propaganda, as well as their decision to cast black actors to replace white actors in their unnecessary Harry Potter cash-grab retelling.

Paramount is holding internal meetings about the growing backlash to HBO's shows, sources tell Cosmic Book News.

"I heard 'meetings' are taking place to address the growing backlash to the shows," a source said. "They've spent ungodly amounts of money on Harry Potter and they plan to spend much more to promote it."

The shows drawing the fire: Lanterns, HBO's Harry Potter, House of the Dragon, and now The People v. Gorilla Grodd.

Paramount is in the middle of closing its $111 billion purchase of Warner Bros. Discovery, the deal that hands the Ellisons HBO and HBO Max.

"Keep it in mind when you see bots swarming your posts and everyone else dunking on HBO slop," the source said, referring to the bot accounts that swarm Cosmic Book News' own posts and social media whenever these shows come up. "The growing backlash to Lanterns, Potter, House of Dragon, and now Grodd got them worried."

Some of that backlash still shows up as viewership. People tune in to see the trainwreck.

The source says the studio knows that kind of watching doesn't pay.

"Negative engagement might pad the ratings a bit but wrecks ancillary income channels," the source said. "Hate watching does not translate into merch sales, DVD sales, book sales, etc."

...

"One thing many are missing: HBO is supposed to be 'appointment television, the home of The Sopranos, Game of Thrones, etc.,'" the source continued. "Having Grodd and Lantern Dicks be the new face of HBO is irking a lot of people."

That's the network that just greenlit a mockumentary where Jimmy Tatro plays Gorilla Grodd in a practical gorilla suit.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone premieres this Christmas on HBO. Asked what the studio can do about the show at this point, the source said the window has closed.

"Potter season 1 is done or very close to done," the source said. "Nothing they can do except hype up the good elements and ignore the bad casting choices."

...

"It's a brand problem. And the Ellisons are paying $$$$$ for that brand," the source said. "They need that brand to be Peak TV, Emmy magnets, the home of great directors and producers. Not the brand that normies associate with whatever Lanterns is."

You may remember a story from a couple of weeks ago: Comic Boon News reported, accurately, that Hal Jordan was shown dead with a bullet wound in his head in the first episode, and HBO filed a false copyright claim to suppress the story. They claimed they had a copyright over someone repeating a plot point from the show.

Meanwhile, there's a Wolverine videogame that's about to be released, and yes, it is lame and gay.

It's lame because it's not really a game. There are parts of the game that are supposed to be "Quick Time Events," a game mechanic which is ancient and considered lame already, but it's lamer still here, because the game will not let you fail these quick-time events. If you fail to push the buttons the game tells you to push, it just pushes them for you.

It's one of those "Push W to win" games, people say -- if you just hold down the "W" button to walk forward, you automatically win, because the "game" is mostly just a movie made with CGI that you watch rather than play.

And it's gay because the game's creators have decided that Wolverine's deadliest and most brutal foe, Sabertooth, is in some kind of gay chaste romance with him.

They "yearn" for each other's touch.

Sure, Sabertooth has been trying to murder Wolverine for 50 years, but beneath that, there is a tender longing and suppressed homosexual love.

Sabretooth Yearns For Wolverine In Insomniac's Game: "Hate And Love Are So Hand In Hand"

By Patrick Scanlon

The Washington Post's Marvel's Wolverine review landed at three stars, but the part getting passed around isn't the score. It's Sabretooth.

Reviewer Gene Park describes a scene during an assault on a military base where Sabretooth grabs the back of Logan's head, and Park reads the moment as longing, not menace.

Insomniac says that's exactly what it is.

"Hate And Love Are So Hand In Hand"

Narrative director Walt Williams told the Post the beat is written that way on purpose.


Logan feels the pull, gets scared, and backs off. Sabretooth feels the same pull, it hurts him, and he lashes out to push that hurt onto Logan.

"Hate and love are so hand in hand," Williams said.

He framed the rivalry as a loop: each one wounds the other, and the shared pain is what keeps them bound together.

Williams is the writer behind Spec Ops: The Line, the 2012 shooter that doubled as a psychological thriller.

Park's takeaway is that Insomniac left room for love inside Logan's most violent relationship.

By the way, the studio that produced this employed the services of Woke Compliance Officers "Sweet Baby Inc.," who have inserted gayness and Muh Representation into dozens of games, most of which subsequently failed. I don't know if this is their handiwork, but even if it is, it is Insomniac studios who implemented it and now proudly boast of it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/a1Sq)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (ccf/V)

3 I want a white privilege ring.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (/a1Sq)

4 Fake, Gay and Pedophilic.

Posted by: moot at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (ehY6c)

5 >>>If you're not a comics fan, I'll explain the Green Lantern

Thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (dK+Kv)

6 Seeing the discourse in social media about the Wolverine game is interesting. Both parties are exaggerating to a degree, but make no mistake, for $305MM budget? It’s a piece of shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (YytD3)

7 The fix is always in.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 04:36 PM (xJpuh)

8 Sounds like something not worth pursuing or even looking into at all. Has everything been taken over by perverts?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)

9 Damon Lindelof. I was impressed with LOST.
But that was like 20 years ago.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (2Ez/1)

10 >>>This is a DC superhero show.

I thought you were just making all that up in a hyperbolic fervor.


That sucks all the ass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (dK+Kv)

11 Oh, and the show also includes a "surprising amount of naked penises."

The worst thing is when you're watching a show you like and they suddenly shove a naked dick on the screen.

Surprise Dick is the worst dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (guGkK)

12 This entire post is like trying to read a foreign language - who watches this stuff? Mostly men? Serious question.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)

13 it's very disappointing that the Wolverine game is so bad (reportedly). The first Spider-Man game was amazing, though I understand the sequels got more and more woke.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

14 Angel Studios seems to be doing some good stuff.
I enjoyed both Young Washington and The Brink of War.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)

15 Paramount made tons of $ off of South Park lampooning Kathleen Kennedy re Star Wars: “Put a chick in it and make it gay!”

Somehow I doubt South Park will lampoon Paramount in the same way.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (GD2xa)

16 He's so gay (he's so gay)
He's very, very gay
He's so gay (he's gay)
And he likes to be that way

With his keys all on the right
He's into rubber every night
He's so gay
He's almost everyone today

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (MWfyi)

17 Have these fuckers read a Wolverine comic?

Posted by: hurricane567 at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (+ayKE)

18

When does the Bryan Singer biopic come out?

You know, the one that will be four hours of him having coerced and drugged anal sex with preteens that want to be in the "movies" and then he discards them or has them chopped up into pepperoni for "pizza". I heard this happened probably.

I remember when I was a kid, the superheroes were actually really good people and not degenerates.

What the hell happened in 50 years. Who did this and why.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (DTNuS)

19 12 This entire post is like trying to read a foreign language - who watches this stuff? Mostly men? Serious question.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)

Define “ men”.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)

20 Honestly I don't know if I'm going to read allathat, sorry Ace. It's not that I find comics boring, more that I don't want to gaze at bulging penises in spandex.
David Brooks might be the target audience.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (88C+u)

21 >>>I enjoyed both Young Washington and The Brink of War.

I want to see Young Washington.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

22 On cosmicbook dot news site now...

No Lanterns Season 2 In Development, No Other DCU Projects, Says HBO Boss

But I was looking for...back in a minute...

One of the chicks writing the show should have just been told to make herself useful and go make some sandwiches because this was here woke take on things. The mom or grandma was fearless for living in a crime ridden shithole.

"In the episode, Bernadette tells Laura Linney’s Guardian that Hal gets to live without fear because he’s a white man, and asks how fair it is to ask a Black man in America if he’s afraid.

She also spends John’s entire childhood conditioning him to feel no fear, right down to lying that birds are watching him for the Guardians.

The writer’s own words cut that defense off at the knees. She doesn’t view Bernadette as wrong. She views her as the most fearless person in the story, passed over by a biased ring."

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)

23 All I want to know is how much $$$ was wasted and how how much these wokesters will lose in the future.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (rje/a)

24 Sydney Sweeney is neither fake nor gay.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

25 What the hell happened in 50 years. Who did this and why.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

You know who you know why.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (/a1Sq)

26
I loved comic books until I was 12, then I... changed.

The last 20 years of Hollywood entertainment has been gay racist shit; when Paramount pays to get out of Calipornia maybe that can start to change.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Y8DZL)

27 Reviewer Gene Park describes a scene during an assault on a military base where Sabretooth grabs the back of Logan's head, forces it down to his crotch where his cock is waiting, and Park reads the moment as longing, not menace.


Corrected for DC accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (ccf/V)

28 This show has started conversations.

Conversations about how much the show sucks and how much writing has fallen off in quality.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (XUHiS)

29 I don't have HBO anymore. Darn.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Hbeqj)

30 The original Watchmen comic and Snyder's movie thereupon made some sense here. Dr Manhattan increasingly didn't care about mortal concerns so progressively did away with his clothes.
So, if you insist on having some moral justification for watching a swinging smurf sausage, beyond just enjoying the pendulum swing, Alan Moore gave you one.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (88C+u)

31 DC Comics.

Where the DC stands for Dude's Cocks


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (ccf/V)

32 There's no mention of Guy Gardner and I think I can guess why - he'd be the most powerful Lantern in a universe that ripe for trolling.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (AbRni)

33 What does Mitch McConnell think about his movie?
Maxine Waters?

Posted by: Inquiring minds at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (2Ez/1)

34 17 Have these fuckers read a Wolverine comic?
Posted by: hurricane567 at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (+ayKE)

If anyone said they read a Wolverine comic they would have been excluded from the writers’ room immediately.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (XUHiS)

35 My condolences to Insom for being associated with fake gay Wolverine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

36 >>>Sure, Sabertooth has been trying to murder Wolverine for 50 years, but beneath that, there is a tender longing and suppressed homosexual love.

LMAO

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (dK+Kv)

37 I want to see Young Washington.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)



What's stopping you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (ccf/V)

38 I loved the DC stuff up to a few years ago.

I always mention it but for those who missed it -the last great thing was "Stargirl" available on Amazon Prime. Three seasons - 13 episodes.

Brec was about 20 but played a pretty teenager perfectly. Her stepdad was her sidekick AND MENTOR. Yeah, the girl actually needed the guy. Fun show with Solomon Grundy AND a big giant robot.

Brec had a picture on Instagram. She's only 5'2" but she would have made a nice 'Supergirl' too.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)

39 Aren't we in the countdown to Paramount leaving LA? As I recall they made 9/30 as the deadline for Bonta and the other AGs to knock off their crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (oUMhY)

40 "Oh, and the show also includes a "surprising amount of naked penises." No boobs, just dicks. Showing naked women is exploitative and low-brow, showing naked dicks every half-hour is Elevated and Artistic."

Back when South Park still had at least a quarter of the plot, they had that episode about A Game of Thrones and this reminded me of the Weiner Chorus:

"[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener]. One wiener, next to another wiener. Two wieners alongside yet another wiener. Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect...WEINER!".

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (oPFtC)

41 12 This entire post is like trying to read a foreign language - who watches this stuff? Mostly men? Serious question.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)

Tens of people.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (XUHiS)

42 Hollywood Is Fake and Gay: Wolverine Is Gay, Green Lantern Only Got the Ring Because of White Privilege
I haven't bothered covering HBO's Lanterns show because, at this point, who cares.


Careful Ace! Ya Boi Zach might make a community post calling you a Birthday Party Clown, or whatever deranged angle he's taking on people calling out all the woke garbage in comics and related media.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (5HGTQ)

43 I want a white privilege ring.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (/a1Sq)

You want: A white privilege ring.

You'd settle for: An amulet of whiteness.

You'll get: A faded race card pull from the washer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)

44 I am not familiar with any of these comics ( although I sort of vaguely recall "Green Lantern " from my youth, but "Sure, Sabertooth has been trying to murder Wolverine for 50 years, but beneath that, there is a tender longing and suppressed homosexual love" but that made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (HgYkD)

45 Sydney Sweeney is neither fake nor gay.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)



Critical Drinker is spot on. She's very 'girl next door' and doesn't give off the "I'm hot, how dare you look at me" bitch vibe by any stretch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (ccf/V)

46 Oh, and the show also includes a "surprising amount of naked penises." No boobs, just dicks. Showing naked women is exploitative and low-brow, showing naked dicks every half-hour is Elevated and Artistic.

These are Prestige Dicks.


I won’t be paying $18.49 per month ad free to see prestige dick.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)

47 "I loved comic books until I was 12..."

But when I became a man I put away childish things.

Posted by: The Apostle Paul at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (2Ez/1)

48 James Gunn always doesn't know where the vulgar line is. If you've ever watched a Peacemaker episode, that becomes clear. He's the type of man that needs a director or editor disallowing shots, maybe like the old comics code board.

He can write and direct compelling stories, when someone else stops him from his worst impulses.

As for Green Lantern, I'm 3 episodes in...and really, all the characters are made to be generally unlikeable as they work on saving the Earth. The "nicest Mary Sue" characters in the 1st 3 episodes are probably the female sheriff and her lawyer husband (followed by John Stewart's brothers, but they have a lesser role).

So, while it's somehat anti-white, those folks are actually white and semi-redeeming.

I think the more compelling story is that he took the standard that it's the Stewart parents who had this dream for Jon to be Green Lantern b/c their dad failed. There is something compelling at watching parents be horrible to their kid in order for him to achieve their dream...and maybe his?

That's the compelling part of the backstory.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL)

49 I just don't understand companies that keep doing the current woke garbage that they do, then lose tons of $$$, and then doubles-down on it in subsequent offerings.

It's been proven time and again that this is a losing strategy. How stupid are these f*ckers?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (ZgwKJ)

50
The real post-apocalyptic fight is if the "HOLLYWOOD" sign up on the hill will be rainbow colored, black, pink, or jihadi green.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)

51 I hope Insom is doing good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (/a1Sq)

52 The "Insomniac" here is the game company, published by Sony. They're the ones developing the Wolverine game. Not our Insomniac, who would probably not be developing such a gay game.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (88C+u)

53 I hope Insom is doing good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:46 PM (/a1Sq)



Used to email with him back and forth, then it stopped. Haven't heard from him in a long time.

I know he was going through some rough patches with his ex.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (ccf/V)

54 It's lame because it's not really a game. There are parts of the game that are supposed to be "Quick Time Events," a game mechanic which is ancient and considered lame already, but it's lamer still here, because the game will not let you fail these quick-time events.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: IGN Game Reviewer at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (5HGTQ)

55 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.

But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".

So, who do they think is going to watch it?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)

56 I won’t be paying $18.49 per month ad free to see prestige dick.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September

Beats the $20 everybody talks about downtown.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (Y8DZL)

57 More gushing about Sydney Sweeney’s tits when I want to see her in a pencil skirt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (XUHiS)

58 I think it was when the show The Boys warned me about nudity and then showed me only dicks that I learned what modern nudity warnings mean.

Used to be if I saw a nudity warning I’d say, ok even if this sucks I’ll still watch it.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (GD2xa)

59 6 Seeing the discourse in social media about the Wolverine game is interesting. Both parties are exaggerating to a degree, but make no mistake, for $305MM budget? It’s a piece of shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican



DOOD! Long time no see.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

60 >>>There is something compelling at watching parents be horrible to their kid in order for him to achieve their dream...and maybe his?
That's the compelling part of the backstory.

right because Black Men Have to Do Twice the Work to Get Half the Credit.

Pass.

As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

61 (Checks watch).....Ummmm....aren't we overdue for a remake of one of the 40 or 50 (yes, you read that right) Robin Hood feature films?

Or, is that too easy? The guy is already wearing gay clothes, and he hangs out with the maid. One of those guys is named "Little John". And, in a callback to the serial killer in "Silence of the Lambs", we have ourselves a "Friar Tuck".

Seems to me Mel Brooks didn't go far enough, and I think this a great vehicle for HBO to enlighten us with a Gay, looting, and luting, bunch of guys with sexual ambiguity who all have nicknames related to their junk. Plus, bonus, the lead character has a girl's name. King Richard becomes King Dick, and King "John" hangs out in the outhouse looking to show his dominance by railing some poor mail peasant.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

62 Did someone say lots of dicks?

Posted by: James Talarico, Raging Hetero at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oqH4h)

63 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.

But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".

So, who do they think is going to watch it?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)



Disney is going to remake the original Star Wars trilogy.

hollywood is dead, they just refuse to acknowledge it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (ccf/V)

64
Beats the $20 everybody talks about downtown.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (Y8DZL)

“$18.49 same as in town” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (XUHiS)

65 Critical Drinker is spot on. She's very 'girl next door'

I need to visit his neighborhood, because plenty of girls grew up around me, and none of them were built like Sweeney.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (5HGTQ)

66 "the people who give out the rings, the Guardians"

Of Oa. The Guardians of Oa.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

67 Green Lantern is also built on the conceit of will and imagination. Both of which are absent here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

68 Does Green Lantern change into his spandex in a public restroom?
Cuz it sounds like the show needs more public restrooms.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)

69 57 More gushing about Sydney Sweeney’s tits when I want to see her in a pencil skirt.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (XUHiS)

Uh, why do you want her in a skirt that's in the shape and color of a pencil? *confused*.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)

70 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

Because they might be able to squeeze just a few more shekels out of the franchise. I thought that was obvious.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

71
As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)



Pikers.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (ccf/V)

72 Maybe Insomniac can bring a new bag of dicks. The last one he left here had to be dropped into the barrel. Getting kinda fermented in there.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (88C+u)

73 King "John" hangs out in the outhouse looking to show his dominance by railing some poor mail peasant.
__________________

Spellcheck is retarded:

Male....not mail.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (dIske)

74 I think the way things are going I do not have faith with the voters in the midterms.

They may vote to F**k themselves because of the influence of cell phones and the internet keeping these sheeple at a low IQ level.

The media bombards the people every day with trash, and it seems most people really cannot think for themselves and just suck up all the bilge presented every day by the Commi-Crats as the truth.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (NlHgc)

75 >>>55 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

Literally for cash grab reasons. When Discovery overspent to acquire Warner Bros., it took on $80 billion in debt. The CEO David Zaslav ordered the divisions to look through their libraries of IP and milk any cow that still could produce any milk at all. He wanted to make Warner Bros. look like it could make money, so that he could sell it off.

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

76 Homosexuals, sodomites, rump rangers, breech loaders and other sexually disordered weirdos have to recruit innocents to their ranks through molestation, rape and grooming.

Hollywood, full of these miscreants, knows this and helps all they can by making everyone a fag or getting raped by a fag or molested by a fag or whatever to make it normal to the kids out there.

Posted by: It Works! at September 16, 2026 04:50 PM (Z8Kuq)

77 Have they made a Ka-Zar movie yet?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (77rzZ)

78 I did not read Green Lantern much until the Death of Superman arc and Emerald Twilight. Emerald Twilight was good- but only because Hal was such an established, noble character.

They keep wanting to get the juice without the squeeze.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)

79 Insomniac used to be a great gaming company many, many years ago. They are now one of the worst and make crappy games crammed-full of Woke nonsense. Amazing fall from grace.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 04:51 PM (PwgSL)

80 Come see the dominance inherent in the outhouse!

Posted by: A mail peasant at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)

81 I need to visit his neighborhood, because plenty of girls grew up around me, and none of them were built like Sweeney.

The problem with her build is that it doesn't take much, usually just a few years past 30, for them to acquire an apple shape, i.e. thick-waisted, with the top gallant sails heading towards the deck.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)

82 55 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

They already made movies of all the books, and the movies were all big hit blockbusters and the roles are all strongly associated with those actors.

But beyond that, all the non-woke fans are annoyed with the race-swapping, and all the woke fans hate JKR because she says crazy Nazi shit like "men aren't women".

So, who do they think is going to watch it?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 04:47 PM (WhtqQ)

Harry Potter is 1) fantasy and 2) after my time so 3) I am out of the loop on it…but…from my understanding the TV show had the potential to be even more book accurate than the movies. Hence their getting made. Note: I said HAD the potential. The castung choices are a warning of what else may have been changed, with Miss Rowling’s consent as I believe she is involved with the show.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (XUHiS)

83 I don't get why this Harry Potter show is being made at all.

journalist: "First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs."

Mr. Krabs: "Hello, I like money!"

journalist: "What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krabs right next door to the original?"

Mr. Krabs: "Money!"

Posted by: SpongeBob reference at September 16, 2026 04:52 PM (5HGTQ)

84 Does Green Lantern change into his spandex in a public restroom?
Cuz it sounds like the show needs more public restrooms.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)

Actually the ring makes the costume. Kind of a spray on affair. It was less gay than it sounds.

But not much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

85
Can't wait for the Founding Fathers movie with George Washington crossing the Delaware while being given a blow job by a blue coat, and Thomas Jefferson being drilled in the ass by one of his black slaves "Johnny".

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (OkYzo)

86 Uh, why do you want her in a skirt that's in the shape and color of a pencil? *confused*.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)

That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:53 PM (XUHiS)

87 8 Sounds like something not worth pursuing or even looking into at all. Has everything been taken over by perverts?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar


Perverts are, after all, a natural cabal. Or several. (Gays hire guys they like, and lesbians hire chicks they like; so if not for bisexuals, they would be completely disjoint cliques.) But don't you dare notice!

The same people will then issue Dark Warnings about Orthodox Jews in Your City, and then turn around again and call it 'racism' and 'Islamophobia' to notice other religions and ethnicities with in-group preferences. They have no principles, only the pursuit of power, and the Projection Strategy works just fine for that.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (ke3zm)

88 Wasn't the Green Lantern Corps partly inspired by E.E. "Doc" Smith's Lensmen series?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (FZ29D)

89 Sodomites, Rump Rangers & Breech Loaders use to open for Earth, Wind & Fire whenever they played venues in San Francisco.

Posted by: Back in the day at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (2Ez/1)

90 I hate admitting this, but if you strip the woke stuff (and I agree with Ace's take on all of it) I think there's a good show in Lanterns. I like Kyle Chandler's as Hal Jordan. And Green lantern was to me always a character that I never cared much for. But it's just beat over your head the "supremacy" of black people. It's another version of Mary Sue.

I'm just so sick of escapist type entertainment being tainted by politics 24/7.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 04:54 PM (B9BTv)

91 Watch the gameplay videos of Wolverine scattered around the intertubes. The "game" is more of an interactive movie than it is actual gameplay.

If you think the Uncharted series is "on rails," you haven't seen anything yet. This game requires zero brain power.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

92 He answered "Yes," and they moved on to the next candidate (Hal Jordan), because it is critical that a Lantern be fearless.
---
This is actually kind of dumb.

Heroes are able to control and overcome their fear, which is why they are heroes.

Only idiots are without any fear at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (FZ29D)

93 That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )
===

A short skirt and a LONG jacket.

Posted by: Cake at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (2Ez/1)

94 Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

Sup brah. How’re things?

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (YytD3)

95 Only idiots are without any fear at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:55 PM (FZ29D)

The Romans believed that courage was a skill to be learned.

But what would they know about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)

96 Uh, why do you want her in a skirt that's in the shape and color of a pencil? *confused*.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)

That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )


I watched the spinoff of Foyle's War on PBS a new nights ago. The original show had Honeysuckle Weeks (yes, that's her name) and she was fairly hawt. However, the new show has her about 20 years older, and to put it mildly, the years have not been kind. She's got no discernible figure, and believe me, I've looked.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

97 60 >>>There is something compelling at watching parents be horrible to their kid in order for him to achieve their dream...and maybe his?
That's the compelling part of the backstory.

right because Black Men Have to Do Twice the Work to Get Half the Credit.

Pass.

As others have said, this is a supervillain origin story. and the show presents the parents as being good people for torturing their child.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

It's not twice the work - it's really that dad went mental and couldn't handle failure...and mom gave him the path back from failure by committing them to make dad's dream come true. It's like the worst "my kid has to live out my dreams" angle...

It makes Jon cold and generally unlikeable as well...he's lived a life that wasn't his...but his parents...and really didn't have much choice in the matter, at least as a kid...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)

98 John Stewart beats the crap out of the man formerly considered the greatest Green Lantern in history and takes his ring from him.
---
This is also dumb.

It turns John Stewart into a thug and a thief.

I don't think the Green Lantern Corps would support that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (FZ29D)

99 I won’t be paying $18.49 per month ad free to see prestige dick.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM

Believe me, $18.49 per month is a lot cheaper than having to pay for a bath house membership.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (OkYzo)

100 The Harry Potter movies didn’t have enough time to get into all of the details and scenes that the book did, aa is the case with most film adaptations.

The TV series will give them a chance to tell the entire story the books did.

That’s one reason why the series coukd be worth it, but looking at current Hollywood and the casting choices they made, I think they’ll screw this up, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt)

101 A short skirt and a LONG jacket.
Posted by: Cake

I assume that Sydney has a nice ass as well. And she would need a very long jacket to cover her boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

102 Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

Sup brah. How’re things?


Hanging right, as one would expect.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

103 I only show my prestige dick to attractive women.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 04:58 PM (5C90x)

104 You forgot the most hilarious part of the woke mess of Lanterns.

His abusive parents decided to raise him to be without fear, by doing absurd nonsense like shooting things on top of his head. One of the ways they exposed him to danger to eliminate fear was by.... driving him to a ghetto black neighborhood and telling him to get out of the car and walk home.

That's right guys. The black people know the most dangerous thing to do is walk through a black neighborhood. Right after it lectured about 'black men having fear in America'.

It's actually comical.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 16, 2026 04:58 PM (UkEqa)

105 The real post-apocalyptic fight is if the "HOLLYWOOD" sign up on the hill will be rainbow colored, black, pink, or jihadi green.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)

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If someone ever altered it to read "HOLY WORD," maybe all of Califzuela (or at least The South) would burn to the ground.

[And despite having been born there during The Golden State Age:] A man can dream ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (LCdVS)

106
I miss the Soprano's era of HBO. That era was it's Peak.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (OkYzo)

107 That’s one reason why the series coukd be worth it, but looking at current Hollywood and the casting choices they made, I think they’ll screw this up, too.

HTF does one screw up Lord of the Rings, yet the Rings of Power managed it without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

108 Do women really like these Homo Beta Male guys that only care about themselves ??

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (NlHgc)

109 Hollywood...
Too many people with too much money and too few ethics.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)

110 “$18.49 same as in town” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Come to think of it, the $1.51 is for the tip. Just the tip.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)

111 The casting choices are a warning…

I would love to see someone make a satirical Potter movie where they cast a black person as Hermione—and then follow Rowling’s description to the letter.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (olroh)

112 r/GirlGamers

Is the wolverine game actually bad?

girlfriend and I played for 6 hours. We are huge X-Men fans and we had a ton of fun tbh. I think if you like X-Men and understand that it's an alternate universe you too will enjoy it because at the end of the day, you are a cool guy with claws dismembering bigots. The floor is 7/10.

None of the complaints seem tinted wtih culture anything. The complaints seem to be focused on weak storytelling, a too linear game, and too much hand holding. the clips I've seen have backed this up. Watch the Skill Up review if you want, he's not really one for culture war stuff.

Sounds like, once again, capitalism is at fault here.

A friend of mine (I use the term lightly) has begun sending me dozens of “Wolverine has GONE WOKE” videos. 
Unfortunately for these people anything even slightly mediocre has to be woven into their bullshit culture war ideology 

A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)

113 I think if you like X-Men and understand that it's an alternate universe you too will enjoy it because at the end of the day, you are a cool guy with claws dismembering bigots.


Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:02 PM (Riz8t)

114
A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)



WRONG!!! I'm very offended by diversity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:02 PM (ccf/V)

115 I miss the Soprano's era of HBO. That era was it's Peak.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Sopranos, Deadwood and Rome were all running at the same time for a while.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (XvL8K)

116 There is actually a group referred to as "The Gay Mafia" in Hollywood. Paramount is leaving, and soon, Hollywood will be dead. They committed suicide. Glad I could at least still get my Pension from SAG for all of the years that I worked in the psychotic industry.

Posted by: Tamminator at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (tHEhe)

117 HBO from the late 90s to around 2010 had some very good shows. Some were proto-woke and terrible, others were gross & gay, and some were silly & stupid, but they had several shows that rank among the best of all time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (6ydKt)

118 Ace, round up the COBs, wrangle the most consistent 'comedians' and lunatics on the blog along with some - not too many - of the saner personalities, and make a series (ala The Office).





Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (NFX2v)

119 A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:00 PM (5HGTQ)


WRONG!!! I'm very offended by diversity.


Is exactly what a bigot would say....Wait, that joke doesn't really work here, does it.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

120 I don't think the Green Lantern Corps would support that.

Would the ring even work on someone who got it that way? I was never a committed Lantern fan, but I did read a few issues. I don’t remember that scenario ever happening.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)

121 Speaking of fake and gay, Netflix is remaking Lonesome Dove.

Below, a video of me discussing this with Netflix executives.

https://tinyurl.com/v2tupucj

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (GD2xa)

122 It makes Jon cold and generally unlikeable as well...he's lived a life that wasn't his...but his parents...and really didn't have much choice in the matter, at least as a kid...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)

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Catcher In The Rye 2: Codependent Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (LCdVS)

123 That's when I stopped watching Lantern.

Posted by: Paul B at September 16, 2026 05:04 PM (OUl0R)

124 Some were proto-woke

There isn't another site on the entire interwebs where one will find "proto-woke".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (Riz8t)

125 48 James Gunn always doesn't know where the vulgar line is.
He can write and direct compelling stories, when someone else stops him from his worst impulses.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL)
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Yup, this is perfectly encapsulated by "The Toy Collector", a novel he wrote in the 2000s. It's a very funny story but he just does not know where to draw the line.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (0bjKf)

126 *confused*.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 04:49 PM (oPFtC)

That skirt is long and slender, like a pencil. Hence the name. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon
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Essential black pencil skirt with white blouse, small necklace and pearl ear rings.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:05 PM (vOxCS)

127 Essential black pencil skirt with white blouse, small necklace and pearl ear rings.

That'll be enough out of you, Piper.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 05:06 PM (Riz8t)

128 I have complete faith that Netflix will ruin Lonesome Dove.

Nearly everything they’ve touched lately, that could be good, turns to shit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)

129 So, has Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern movie aged better in light of this and other failures?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)

130 129 So, has Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern movie aged better in light of this and other failures?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)

No.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (tOcjL)

131 Would the ring even work on someone who got it that way? I was never a committed Lantern fan, but I did read a few issues. I don’t remember that scenario ever happening.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)

The ring chooses the bearer. Hal was the first guy on scene when the alien guy who had the ring before him augered in but it chose him nevertheless.

I think the ring is useless if you take it by force. Its not the wand from Harry Potter. More like Mjolnir.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (zZu0s)

132 I have complete faith that Netflix will ruin Lonesome Dove.

Nearly everything they’ve touched lately, that could be good, turns to shit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)



Not mentioning there's absolutely no f*cking reason on Earth to remake it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (ccf/V)

133 The Romans believed that courage was a skill to be learned.

But what would they know about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If only there were a magic potion or fairy dust that could instantly grant courage to the common man!

Posted by: Dude-Bro after a fifth of tequila...or Florida Man on bath salts at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (5HGTQ)

134 WRONG!!! I'm very offended by diversity.
Posted by: Sponge

Me too! That's why I'm here in my safe space, raging against cisnormative whiteness raging.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)

135 Would the ring even work on someone who got it that way? I was never a committed Lantern fan, but I did read a few issues. I don’t remember that scenario ever happening.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)

I dunno much about comics stuff, but I thought *the ring* chose its bearer, and that Hal Jordan got it after its previous owner died after crash-landing on Earth?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (oPFtC)

136 So, has Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern movie aged better in light of this and other failures?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:07 PM (oPFtC)
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I'm guessing it looks like Citizen Kane by comparison.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (amcLV)

137 Its ghey and fake because thats who makes it

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (Ia/+0)

138 Its 'more' faithful to the lore, but it is still not good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

139 If only there were a magic potion or fairy dust that could instantly grant courage to the common man!

Posted by: Dude-Bro after a fifth
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Hash, hasassassins.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:10 PM (vOxCS)

140 Not mentioning there's absolutely no f*cking reason on Earth to remake it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:08 PM (ccf/V)

Hollywood has so few original concepts they have banked on adaptations, sequels, and nostalgia for decades.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

141 135 Would the ring even work on someone who got it that way? I was never a committed Lantern fan, but I did read a few issues. I don’t remember that scenario ever happening.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (olroh)

I dunno much about comics stuff, but I thought *the ring* chose its bearer, and that Hal Jordan got it after its previous owner died after crash-landing on Earth?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 05:09 PM (oPFtC)

They each use the ring in the 1st episodes b/c Jon was designated Hal's protege and Hal was technically training him...I'd say more, but then it's even more spoilers...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 05:11 PM (tOcjL)

142
Sopranos, Deadwood and Rome were all running at the same time for a while.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:03 PM (XvL8K)
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Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:12 PM (amcLV)

143 Whenever I see a white woman with a black guy in the commercials now, I just think she's a hideous bitch not good enough to attract a decent white or asian guy.

Makes me laugh.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (Sco7b)

144 The Green Lantern movie wasn’t exactly terrible, but it was rather blahwhelming.

Ryan Reynolds did his best and special effects were decent, but the plot is not very compelling even for an origin story.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

145 Bonta's such an ass.

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Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

146
A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.

If there's something fake and gay in a recent video game it's a solid bet Sweet Baby was involved. They are the masters of disaster.

Posted by: Putting the gay in gaming at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)

147 Ryan Reynolds did his best and special effects were decent, but the plot is not very compelling even for an origin story.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)
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Even Mark Strong could not save that movie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (amcLV)

148 The early exit allows GOP leadership to avoid a politically dicey vote on whether to impeach Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and ignore a push from more than 100 Democrats to address the risks posed by artificial intelligence.

“We’re going to modify the House schedule by a day,” House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) told reporters.

Lawmakers will return to Washington for a lame-duck session Nov. 9, by which time voters will have determined which party will control the House and Senate for the following → two years.🚩
_NYPost


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (vOxCS)

149
I assume that Sydney has a nice ass as well. And she would need a very long jacket to cover her boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

There is a pic or two out there with her in an equestrian outfit…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (XUHiS)

150 who watches this stuff? Mostly men? Serious question.
Posted by: beckster


It was mostly, men, until the woke decided it would be the perfect venue for conversion propaganda to make straight men gay.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (vJrRc)

151 Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

There's a number of streaming services with series that always provide a happy ending.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)

152 Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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They could have easily got two or three more seasons out of both.

The Larry Sanders Show was also outstanding.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 05:15 PM (XvL8K)

153 Speaking of fake and gay, Netflix is remaking Lonesome Dove.

*****

Just watched that last winter and it was still excellent in 2026.

Netflix will probably make Deets the main hero character with Augustus and Call as racist colonizers of Mexican land and cattle.

Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (PwgSL)

154 Not seeing this in the news but looks like Swedish election produced a razor thin victory for the left over far right parties (i.e. opposed to mass immigration). Ballots still being counted so it could change but that seems doubtful. Probably more than 95% of immigrants that can vote supported the left so the victory was imported.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (GUOwU)

155 If there's something fake and gay in a recent video game it's a solid bet Sweet Baby was involved. They are the masters of disaster.
Posted by: Putting the gay in gaming at September 16, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)
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The Drinker did a segment on Sweet Baby, which he called Likeable Infant or some such to avoid massive retaliation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (amcLV)

156
I am sick of the queer stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (/QHx4)

157 Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:12 PM (amcLV)

HBO did put out a Deadwood movie a decade or so ago that did end the series a little better than a never resolved plot-line in the last season.
I enjoyed it.

Rome has gotten no such treatment.

Cancelling those two shows was kind of stupid considering the kind of crap that runs for several seasons these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

158
(Checks watch).....Ummmm....aren't we overdue for a remake of one of the 40 or 50 (yes, you read that right) Robin Hood feature films?

There's been 2 this year:

The Death of Robin Hood - which turns Robin Hood into a vile, child-killing homicidal thug.

And

"The Uprising" - has Robin Hood but doesn't call him Robin Hood. They call him something like Feathercram Bottomskwertz.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 05:18 PM (iJfKG)

159 If Paramount leaves CA will fold like a house of cards.
It will only take another five years to bleed everyone out
then there will be a new day, CA will be begging for people,
making it a best buy.
But who has enough blood to stay?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (vOxCS)

160 You notice Hwood never remakes anything that sucked in the first place, and therefore needs to be remade?

They could remake Ishtar or Howard the Duck, but no.

Further proof they only want to ruin things.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (GD2xa)

161 A remake of Lonesome Dove will be a fucking travesty. Look at the cast of the original TV movies. You cannot improve on that. Lightning in a bottle, it was.

I will not even acknowledge any kind of re-imagining. Blasphemy!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (0aYVJ)

162
I noticed a long time ago that when there is a lack or loss of talent and creativity in black entertainment products, a recurring default plot feature is showing black people beating up white people. Apparently that material practically writes itself. It it's a comedy, it's considered hilarious by the writers. If it's a drama, the writers think it's profound and just.

OK. It gets you what it gets you.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (azNOR)

163 156
I am sick of the queer stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM 

And the racism crap.

That's one of the reasons I like older kids shows. And they're pretty funny.

And horror movies. Hard to bitch about racism when the zombies are about to kill you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (Sco7b)

164 Oh FFS, our next Feinstein has arrived.



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He's literally just a PUPPET SENATOR at this point.

Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (kX27y)

165 I am sick of the queer stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026


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Echoed 1000x

At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

166
Movies went to California over a hundred years ago 'cause it was sunny and made outdoor filming cheap, along with great outdoor settings for westerns.

Now you can create Lawrence of Arabia on your laptop.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (Y8DZL)

167 Wow, looks like Paramount is indeed leaving LA.

I know someone that works there, curious what will happen to them.

I hope the CA AG is happy.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (B9BTv)

168 Maybe Insomniac can bring a new bag of dicks. The last one he left here had to be dropped into the barrel. Getting kinda fermented in there.

Yum!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (Vu7A1)

169 Not watching this show. They can take THE MESSAGE and shove it up their hind quarters.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (O7YUW)

170 The first 2 episode of Lantern were ok. The 3rd is when it went off the rails and the 4th is a dumpster fire I couldn't stop watching but was left whelmed...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (9AdGW)

171 Man I haven’t seen so many dicks waving about between lanterns and soyverine since the last time I tuned in to watch C-Span

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:20 PM (fapp/)

172 And shouldn't much of the stuff be in the public domain by now?

Between that and AI, we may correct all this crap soon.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (Sco7b)

173 152 Note that they cancelled Deadwood and Rome before they had a satisfactory ending.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Like distracted children they walk away.
Where's next season?
Wait!
Wut?
crickets

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (vOxCS)

174 Netflix will probably make Deets the main hero character with Augustus and Call as racist colonizers of Mexican land and cattle.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (PwgSL)

They will cast Zendaya as Deets and Elliott Page as everyone else.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:21 PM (GD2xa)

175 ".Ummmm....aren't we overdue for a remake of one of the 40 or 50 (yes, you read that right) Robin Hood feature films?"

What audiences desperately want is a gay Robin Hood. Or has that already been done?

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (GUOwU)

176 Thanks, you piece of crap Bonta.......


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Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

177 And shouldn't much of the stuff be in the public domain by now?

Between that and AI, we may correct all this crap soon.
Posted by: Stateless

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There should be a push that after like 50 years, anything is public domain.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (B9BTv)

178 Imagine if you will a black-cast remake of It Takes a Thief, which they would never do -- it would show (horrors!) a black man being a jewel thief -- or a woman-rigged version . . .

. . . well, okay, that might actually be sort of fun if they cast the right actress and didn't go all in on hate-men stuff. Might. If.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:22 PM (wzUl9)

179 A consulting firm called Sweet Baby Inc helped develop the script I think. They're very controversial with the gamergate crowd, because they ensure games are representative, diverse, and non-offensive.

What Swwet Baby Inc does is go to studios and say "nice game you've got here, it'd be a shame if a mob said nasty things about it in on the Internet. We can help you avoid that."

I'm astonished no one has sued them for exortion yet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (vJrRc)

180 I remember when Prestige Dicks was in the Billboard Hot 100 for Spinal Tap back in the day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (5C90x)

181 What audiences desperately want is a gay Robin Hood. Or has that already been done?
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026


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I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)

182
I had to bail on "Lanterns" after the third episode.

It was so grimly racist. Its whole purpose seems to be promoting racial hatred and violence.

However, if you are a fan of whiny demonic racism does HBO have a show for you!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (iJfKG)

183 He's literally just a PUPPET SENATOR at this point.

Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!

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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (vOxCS)

184 why does a studio leaving CA involve a mayor and AG?????

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (9AdGW)

185 I imagine a Netflix remake of Lonesome Dove will be dark and gritty, almost Deadwood, but not quite that dark.

The movie will be filmed in the dark or at dusk for most of the film and indoor scenes will be lit by candle and oil lamp.

Everybody will look dirty as hell, and cuss like sailors on leave.

Lori will kill Blue Duck just because.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

186 Films can be mafe anywhere

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)

187 164 Oh FFS, our next Feinstein has arrived.



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He's literally just a PUPPET SENATOR at this point.

Mitch has been in the Senate for over 41 YEARS. WE NEED TERM LIMITS NOW!
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I'll tell you a secret direct from the House floor in the 80's, a lot of members have no idea what they are voting on and floor staff tells them what leadership wants to them to vote. This has been going on decades if not longer and the Senate had ga ga 80 and 90 years back then too that had to be staffers run their office.

Not too long ago before Lady Lindsay, Strom Thurmond lived in a special suite at Walter Reed Hospital and was wheeled in when needed for a vote and then promptly wheeled back out and transported back to the hospital.

And not to put too fine a point in it, there is no way that 2/3rds of each house will vote for term limits. A convention of the states can be held by 2/3rds vote but any amendment from that still has to pass 3/4 of state legislators, many of which dream of a job until death in Congress.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (E4rtv)

188 Echoed 1000x

At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

A.U.N.T. Man?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Ot/FD)

189 I enjoyed the first 2 seasons of Ted Lasso but this third season or "Gurl!! Power" is old.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (9AdGW)

190 Sabretooth Yearns For Wolverine In Insomniac's Game: "Hate And Love Are So Hand In Hand"

We are a long way from Shakespeare

This generation is so screwed. Bad music, bad economy, bad culture and bad movies.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (nAS9C)

191 Netflix will probably make Deets the main hero character with Augustus and Call as racist colonizers of Mexican land and cattle.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2026


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Well, to be fair, Gus and Call did steal some Mexican horses in the original. But it was really stealing them back, as the Mexicans had been stealing horses from north of he border for decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (wzUl9)

192
Are people so bored that they watch that shit?

Keep watching the shit and giving them your money.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:25 PM (/QHx4)

193 Insomniac by the way had this retarded video press release of their pasty white soy sopped cunt to the brunt team dick and dildo wagging over opposing trumps immigration policy back in 2017

May they go bankrupt and eat their own ass for food

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (fapp/)

194 I am looking forward to seeing "I Play Rocky" about Sylvester Stallone writing Rocky and trying to get it produced. Guy from the "NY Post" loved it:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfeczs3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)

195 Also the 4th season of Reacher isn’t fake or gay, just stupid.

Come to think of it, the only good season was Season 1.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)

196 I'm astonished no one has sued them for exortion yet.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (vJrRc)

We just made our own angry internet mob.

With blackjack. And hookers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)

197 156
I am sick of the queer stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:16 PM (/QHx4)

It keeps getting crammed in (SWIDT) for its own sake, with no relevance, no addition to the story, no advancement of the plot, nothing. By way of example, the final season of Umbrella Academy, while not the strongest writing anyway, was completely enshittified by a continuous self-insert of Ellen Page's character going tranny and reminding the audience over and over and over. It made no sense for the character and nothing to do with any part of the story at all.

Posted by: Forced entry at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)

198 I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)

I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

199
This made me laugh - Obama's dog died and someone posted Obama's statement side by side with the one he made when his chef drowned:

https://tinyurl.com/yhs9xsr6

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)

200 Lori will kill Blue Duck just because.

And you don’t even want to know about going upstairs for a poke.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (olroh)

201 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (vOxCS)

There is also a stealth initiative on the ballot to get rid of Prop 13... which if it goes away will increase my property taxes 6 fold...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (mP0Kj)

202 Netflix will probably make Deets the main hero character with Augustus and Call as racist colonizers of Mexican land and cattle.

I want Netflix to cast a reboot of Tarzan using blacks.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (nAS9C)

203 198 I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)

I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

It's actually a very fun silly movie...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)

204
https://tinyurl.com/bdfeczs3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)

Yes, heard it's supposed to be very good.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (kX27y)

205 lso the 4th season of Reacher isn’t fake or gay, just stupid.
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It's hard to see beyond Alan Richman open his stupid leftist mouth...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (9AdGW)

206 This made me laugh - Obama's dog died and someone posted Obama's statement side by side with the one he made when his chef drowned:

https://tinyurl.com/yhs9xsr6

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)

Indonesian Muslim homos use the whole dog.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wsYdv)

207 At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026
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A.U.N.T. Man?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026


***
In one of his Travis McGee novels published durning the MfU days, John D. MacDonald has McGee consider telling a housewife he was from AUNT, "Association Uncovering the Narcotics Traffic." He dismisses the idea immediately: "There is a limit to what you can make [people] buy."

In MfU fandom, I was horrified to find, there have long been slash stories where Solo and Illya are, ahem, "partners." Grrrrr.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

208 195 Also the 4th season of Reacher isn’t fake or gay, just stupid.

Come to think of it, the only good season was Season 1.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 16, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)

Yup

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (mP0Kj)

209 I am sick of the queer stuff.

They're going to keep putting it in until everyone admits to being queer or they go broke and can't get a work anymore.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (vJrRc)

210 This might be disturbing if I actually cared about any of these shows or games. Now excuse me while I dust my books.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:30 PM (SElz3)

211 Made anywhere

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Ia/+0)

212 It's hard to see beyond Alan Richman open his stupid leftist mouth

**************

I gave up on the show after he went full trumptard

It’s also revealed he’s bipolar and takes a bazillion psychoactive drugs so basically he’s a shrill female Karen leftard with steroid muscles

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (fapp/)

213 I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
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I saw it once when I was a kid.
Thought it was stupid.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026


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My local library does not have a DVD of George Hamilton's Love at First Bite. That one was fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

214 It keeps getting crammed in (SWIDT) for its own sake, with no relevance, no addition to the story, no advancement of the plot, nothing. By way of example, the final season of Umbrella Academy, while not the strongest writing anyway, was completely enshittified by a continuous self-insert of Ellen Page's character going tranny and reminding the audience over and over and over. It made no sense for the character and nothing to do with any part of the story at all.
Posted by: Forced entry at September 16, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)
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The first season of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (starring Frodo Baggins) was a quirky time-travel mystery show.

Then the second season came along, expanding the bizarre worldbuilding of the first season, but also introducing a gay Romeo and Julio subplot that didn't belong in the story at all. Just because the showrunners could.

The third season was abandoned, I guess, though they did set up a third season in the second season finale.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:31 PM (FZ29D)

215 161 A remake of Lonesome Dove will be a fucking travesty. Look at the cast of the original TV movies. You cannot improve on that. Lightning in a bottle, it was.

I will not even acknowledge any kind of re-imagining. Blasphemy!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:19 PM (0aYVJ)

It'll be Brokeback Mountain coded, as the kids say these days.

Posted by: It'll be gay slashfic at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)

216 184 why does a studio leaving CA involve a mayor and AG?????
Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2026 05:24 PM (9AdGW)

Calif has been opposing a merger in court, saying they have an interest because Paramount pays State Taxes.

If no State Taxes are involved, then their standing becomes problematic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (mP0Kj)

217 Nood Haitians

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (vJrRc)

218 181 I dunno, but we had a Zorro the Gay Blade film. It supposed to be a comedy; was it?

i thought it was funny.

*quickly hides man card so it can't be confiscated*

Posted by: anachronda at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (v3pYe)

219

God must be horrified.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (/QHx4)

220 Darn. I always find these Hollywood threads too late.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (wzUl9)

221 It's actually a very fun silly movie...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 05:28 PM (mP0Kj)

It might be, haven’t watched it in 40 years or so.
It did not impress schoolboy me.

It’s rarely been on TV or streaming that I’ve seen, and I’m not buying it to watch it to see if it got any better with my age.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

222 There's a weird pseudo-cultural dynamic beginning to solidify.

The nominal "culture" is 100% fake and gay and does nothing for anybody. But little subcultures are springing up that thrive on either shilling for it or getting rageclicks over it.

People will eventually (if not already) stand to earn more as a career path by joining the meta-culture, and at some point the inversion will become incontrovertible and the meta-culture will become the true culture. "Shows" and "Movies" will only exist as intentional grist for the babble mills. No one will derive any amusement from the crap itself, only from watching their favorite face reacting to the crap, positively or negatively.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Ot/FD)

223 In MfU fandom, I was horrified to find, there have long been slash stories where Solo and Illya are, ahem, "partners." Grrrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)
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There's slash fiction for EVERYTHING.

In Supernatural, there's a subplot where the main characters Sam and Dean (who are brothers) discover someone's writing books about their adventures.

Then Sam discovers "slash fiction" about the Winchesters from the books.

Both Sam and Dean are quite squicked out about that ("They do know we're brothers, right?" Dean asks. "I don't think that matters," Sam replies.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (FZ29D)

224 It's actually a very fun silly movie...

Posted by: Romeo13
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Probably wouldn't be funny anymore they've spent so much time cramming queer down our throats the thought of it makes one want to vomit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (vOxCS)

225 Speaking of lame 'n gay, any word recently on just how much Netflix will f'up Narnia? Why doesn't Hollyweird just put all it's cash in a pile in the parking lot and burn it? It would be more efficient and entertaining.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (SElz3)

226 207 At this point I dread another Man From U.N.C.L.E. remake, because guess who'll be shown as gay, and a revival of "Ellery Queen" mysteries? Forget it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Ellery "Queen" Mysteries--Drag Queen that solves tough crime cases.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (E4rtv)

227 It’s rarely been on TV or streaming that I’ve seen, and I’m not buying it to watch it to see if it got any better with my age.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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It's such an archaic term, since we are living one, but it was sort of a parody. Fun to watch, not to live.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (vOxCS)

228 225 Speaking of lame 'n gay, any word recently on just how much Netflix will f'up Narnia? Why doesn't Hollyweird just put all it's cash in a pile in the parking lot and burn it? It would be more efficient and entertaining.
Posted by: Martin Tell
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With studio opaque accounting and endless 'partners', I think it reasonable to assume a lot of it is money laundering and tax evasion propping up the rotting corpse of Hollyweird.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)

229 Stopped watching "Lanterns" after episode #3 which was the most racist/offensive thing I have ever seen on TV or otherwise.

I collected the Silver Age Green Lantern comic book series when I was younger up until the early 2000s...still have them all including the first appearance of Hal Jordan in DC's "Showcase" comic book published in 1959.

So I'm pretty sure I can say with authority on the subject that this is the absolute WORST (and most offensive) adaptation of a given superhero EVER!

For anyone who is interested on how to do good superhero TV, definitely check out any of the shows from the animated DC universe that started with the Batman Animated series in the early 1990s and concluded in the mid-2000s with the excellent Justice League animated show. I'd put those shows up against any of the best TV produced (live or animated) of any era.

They were the perfect blend of entertainment for both young and older audiences with very well-written stories, excellent characterization, and terrific voice work and scoring. They clearly had folks behind them that knew the genre and how to make it both fun and serious enough for all to enjoy, with no wokeness in sight.

Posted by: Tempestman at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (m/i8D)

230 Once upon a time, I aspired to be the next John Byrne. However, both a lack of speed (and more importantly my salvation) turned me away from that career path. Looking at what has become of those Marvel characters in the intervening years has made me happy about my decision.

I have been following Mr Byrne and his Elsewhen project, though. As far as I'm concerned, that is canon. Sabertooth is Wolverine's dad, and he doesn't have bone claws. Period.

Posted by: goozer at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (eTh1u)

231 I do not have a vocabulary large enough to express the degree and depth of my raw burning hatred of these gaybo mofos and their dick-suck agenda-ism. Unfortunately for me, I still remember when the heroes were heroes, not bend-overs in costume. Batman or Superman would never have said anything like 'Oooooooh! Right THERE! More!'

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ayRl+)

232 Oh … in the 'FWIW' section: I still have (in the original plastic covers) the issues for 'The Death of Superman' and 'The Rebirth of Superman'. They're on offer for the right price … namely, something with 4 digits after the '$' sign …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 06:10 PM (ayRl+)

233 >I loved comic books until I was 12, then I... changed.

"Our books are for boys from 8 to 15, because when they turn 16 they discover girls and then we've lost them" ~ Stan Lee

It's a boy's adventure medium. Always has been.

>I still have (in the original plastic covers) the issues for 'The Death of Superman' and 'The Rebirth of Superman'

Last I checked, worth about $6 each. CAD. Because everyone else did the same thing.

There are a number of plot elements in Lanterns that are startlingly similar to Hard Travelin' Heroes, the subtle-as-an-anvil Denny O'Neal political screed that not only destroyed Green Lantern as a viable property for decades, but caused DC as a whole to hard pivot away from any hint of real-world issues in their comics.

It's likely coincidence, but that doesn't make it better - it just shows that these assholes have been running the same playbook since the 1970s.

Posted by: Daneil Ream at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (LgYtf)

234 I'm going to nail my colours to the mast right now: the Silver Age Green Lantern was never good. The writers didn't know what to do with the character, who was originally conceived of as a superheroic King Arthur figure; Hal spent a lot of time chasing down petty crooks and engaging in Lois-and-Superman hijinks with Carol Ferris.

The best Silver Age Green Lantern stories were the year of exile issues, when Hal was exiled from Earth for using his ring for personal benefit and had to roam around his sector actually being a Green Lantern for once. All kinds of gonzo cosmic superhero goodness, Guardians politics, alien Lanterns. You could do that on a TV show budget with today's CGI.

Posted by: Daneil Ream at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (LgYtf)

Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up

In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

Alas, I agree. We've been watching this story for years and like all other stories about Democrat Party corruption and treasonous partnership with hostile foreign actors, nothing ever happens.

Dem fundraising giant ActBlue accused of fraudulent donation 'cover-up' in explosive report





ActBlue, which is used by a litany of high-profile Dems, is accused of accepting foreign donations

By Elizabeth Elkind

FIRST ON FOX: A Democrat fundraising giant used by the biggest players on the left is being accused of covering up the acceptance of fraudulent political donations and lying to Congress about its security standards.

Congressional Republicans are providing an update on their investigation of ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.

ActBlue has previously denied any wrongdoing.

"The Committees' oversight has found that ActBlue, in its own words, decided to take 'a more lenient approach' to fraud prevention in 2024, weakening its fraud-prevention policies at least twice even though internal assessments showed that these changes would result in a measurable increase in fraudulent contributions," the report said, citing an ActBlue staff report.

"Similarly, internal trainings directed ActBlue's fraud prevention team to 'look for reasons to accept contributions' rather than to examine them closely for indicators of fraud -- as required by federal regulation. ActBlue took this lax approach to fraud prevention even though it had detected at least 22 significant fraud campaigns on the platform in recent years, including several from foreign sources."

Republicans accused ActBlue of accepting "illegal foreign political donations" and the "subsequent cover-up" of that information.


If you remember, ActBlue deliberately disabled its billing software's zip code check, so that foreigners could donate to Barack Obama without the system flagging these illegal donations.

They're now running a similar gain. Federal law requires a passport number be included by people donating from overseas.

ActBlue deliberately crippled its own system. Instead of actually checking if these were valid passport numbers belonging to US citizens entitled to donate to American politicians, ActBlue's system only checked if the string of numbers had the right number of numbers in it.

As an example,Mb< the report cited a letter by ActBlue CEO Regina Wallace-Jones to Committee on House Administration Chairman Bryan Steil, R-Wis., which maintained that donations on the platform made by people with addresses outside the U.S. required a passport number for verification.

But Republicans alleged that the verification "only ensures that the entered passport number contains a certain number of characters, not that it is a valid U.S. passport number," rendering it an essentially meaningless step.

They consider it a minor detail not worth looking into when an online donation comes from communist China:

The report also included excerpts purporting to show ActBlue supervisors green-lighting donations despite "red flags," including a memo lauding a donation as a "great accept" but noting, "Donor sometimes has an IP in Hong Kong, but none of their other signals raise any eyebrows."

Another communication appears to show an ActBlue supervisor maintaining that a denied contribution "should have been accepted." The rest of the memo stated, "It is a foreign contribution, but the name/email match, the IP/billing match, a full address with the correct country code, and there were previously accepted and successful contributions."

"The donor uses an Arkansas state code, which isn't great, but [the] system can be wonky with requiring state codes for foreign donors," the rest of the message stated.


An ActBlue supervisor also allegedly said a contribution "set off a lot of" alarms, but argued the donor should be given the "benefit of the doubt."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 NWH

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)

2 Their money is so badly laundered it looks like a Peter Gabriel album.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (88C+u)

3 >>>In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

That doesn't seem sporting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

4 Shut up and sing.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (wxsGM)

5 Maybe the mental knots the Dems will use for why this is no big thing will be entertaining at least.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

6 They consider it a minor detail not worth looking into when an online donation comes from communist China:

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Money which China most likely stole from us. Like, literally stole with criminal rings operating on American soil

But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

Probably less money to spend on bribes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (NrFex)

7 Where's that feather to knock me over with?

I shan't believe that ActBlue is corrupt. I simply shan't!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (SElz3)

8 Its always everything all the time. Why can't they be celibate lying murderers or honest murdering celibates or nonviolent celibate liars, or generous promiscuous silent beggars. You know, break the mold. Shake things up. Try something else.

But I repeat myself.🥳

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (wxsGM)

9 I'll bet you this goes away and that's because Important Senate Republicans get foreign money too.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (BIg7z)

10 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."

If any of you need a one minute distraction.
I'm curious now.
Posted by: Stateles

I asked Grok "I am with a MAGA supporter. What should I do?"

I won't share the entire response, but it started:

"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)

11 An ActBlue supervisor also allegedly said a contribution "set off a lot of" alarms, but argued the donor should be given the "benefit of the doubt."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

ActBlue benefited from the doubt, no doubt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

12 Explains why their representatives took the 5th at recent hearings.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (bNf8H)

13 11 I asked Grok "I am with a MAGA supporter. What should I do?"

I won't share the entire response, but it started:

"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)

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"But, Grok, I can read this person's mind and they want to murder me because I'm sympathetic to brown people who just want a better life."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (NrFex)

14 The responsible parties have been reprimanded and improved training has been implemented.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (guGkK)

15 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (2Ez/1)

16 Literally 3:05 on MSNow.

Actual headline. "Atlantic: MAGA making world safe for corruption."

I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes. They're really doing their 1.7 million viewers a disservice.


The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex

I saw!! Exciting. Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

17 11 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

18 I've mentioned this here a couple of times, but a few years ago I spent time working in campaign finance compliance and I had access to raw FEC data for candidates and committees.

The ActBlue donations back then absolutely SCREAMED fraud and straw contributions. You'd see thousands and thousands of odd-number donations from obviously-bullshit names, and the total of any one "person's" contributions always conveniently fell just short of the $201 threshhold above which a name, address, occupation, etc. have to be included in the reporting.

Nobody did shit about it then, and I'm skeptical that anything will happen now.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

20 17 11 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

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"I am alone with a vegan crossfitter who makes sourdough..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

22 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

23 19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

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Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.

Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)

24 Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up

In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."



Nothing Will Happen guy hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

25 Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

I was trying again.
Thanks Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

26 I wish the Houthis well in their mission to blow the Grand Mosque to hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (vEKLH)

27 indictments?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

28 20."I am alone with a vegan crossfitter who makes sourdough..."
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Ooo, I know the response to that:

1. You (and everyone else) knew immediately

2. You can't get them to shut up.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:41 PM (SElz3)

29
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)



"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)

30 Was that wrong?

Posted by: Charlie Trie at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (2Xqig)

31 It seems like Democrats have just always had way more money than Republicans for campaigns, and this has been going on for nearly 20 years.

It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)

32 Since nothing will happen, we should at least have hearings!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)

33 29
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)


"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)

=====

"Accept your fate. She's got it hard."

"But I'm an illegal immigrant child from Somalia."

"Knife that bitch before she gets close to you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (NrFex)

34 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
---------

No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

35 ... and like all other stories about Democrat Party corruption and treasonous partnership with hostile foreign actors, nothing ever happens.

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"Thank you Clinton/Gore Buttboys '92!"

/Your ChiComm Puppet Masters, all-in on Newscum/Fang Fang 2028!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (LCdVS)

36 "I am alone with John Thune"

Posted by: Justa Bill at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (SElz3)

37 31 It seems like Democrats have just always had way more money than Republicans for campaigns, and this has been going on for nearly 20 years.

It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)

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They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (NrFex)

38 My favorite part of looking at Dem fundraising is seeing some unemployed/retired person that has supposedly been giving odd, small, irregular donations for years: $7 today, $9 four days later, $5 the next week and so on who shows no other signs of political activity.

My working theory is that someone is given a large sum of money and a group of straw donor accounts. So it isn't that retired Ms Smith gave that $7. The Act Blue/bundler was given $7K and one thousand accounts to launder it through

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

39 Happenings are something else.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Cqx++)

40 "I am alone with Lindsey Clancy"
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"Here's a paving flag. Finish the job nature couldn't."

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (b4tyc)

41 19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

=====

Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.

Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)
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SCOTUS doesn't give a shit either, assuming it ever gets that far.

Lots of "don't give a shit" hurdles it has to go through first.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (FZ29D)

42 Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up.

I'm stunned to hear this. Next, you will tell me they didn't report this income to the IRS.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)

43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)

44
>>lying to Congress

=============

I just told ChatGPT that I'm in a room with a brown-skinned queer who goes by they/them pronouns and asked if lying to Congress is a crime.

It is. So, when did this lying happen? I sorta glanced over the story and I can't tell when the lying occurred. If it was within the past 5 years, hello Todd Blanche. Todd? This thing on?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)

45 ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up
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That's one of those sentences where every next word is the most predictable one

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (b4tyc)

46 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
---------

No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

---------------

Not to mention pedo blackmail videos on the majority of members of SCOTUS, Congress, and the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia (the final two memes which I shamelessly stole from you).

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (LCdVS)

47 They make this sound like singular illegal donations. I don't think that is what is happening at all. I whole heartedly believe that ActBLu is part of the process associated with the Somali Fraud, and various other immigrant run (and non-immigrant run) fraud operations.

The are defrauding the government under various programs (childcare, hospice, in home care etc.) BILLIONS....not millions....BILLIONS. A good portion of the fraudulent funds are then sent overseas. This is documented by the TSA whistleblower in Minneapolis estimated $6 Million was leaving that city via international air 3 times per week. That's just Minneapolis. Add to that Biden adding $47 Billion to those programs and taking down most of the oversight before leaving office.

That puts Billions overseas, and a portion of that comes back into the US via "donations" to ActBlu.

The Republican investigative view of this is hopelessly inadequate, and naive. And, yes ActBlu is reporting record funding for 2026. It continues.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)

48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

49 43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)

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Vance's fraud task force tagged $250 billion in fraudulent payments out the door and stopped tens of billions of it in addition to USAID and other grant cuts.

We're talking more than $100 billion in money that had formed an ecosystem that fed the left, allowed it to fester and grow unnaturally on federal monies for a while, something that seems to have been growing since Obama's second term or so.

All of that is suddenly...gone.

Hollywood makes $8 billion a year at the box office, as a point of comparison.

If 1% of that $100 billion went directly back into the DNC's pockets, that's $1 billion the party was counting on suddenly...gone. Not to mention all the sinecures lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)

50 The secret to being a good liar is to make the mark lie to himself by saying nothing but the truth to him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (Ot/FD)

51 Top results searching for ActBlue news?

"How do I stop ActBlue spam texts?"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (5HGTQ)

52 They have less money than the GOP this year.
------

Let's not start shaving each other's Johnson's quite yet

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (b4tyc)

53 Everything the Democrats do is money laundering and fraud. Literally. Everything.

They lie.

They cheat.

They steal.

It's all they know because they've been getting away with it for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

54 48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
__________________________

You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

55
Doesn't Congress ever get mad about being lied to? Which is a federal crime? It's not a crime of any sort to lie to me, and I get plenty mad when it happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (XJ22o)

56 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)

57 If 1% of that $100 billion went directly back into the DNC's pockets, that's $1 billion the party was counting on suddenly...gone. Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)
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How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

58 In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

That doesn't seem sporting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM


It's not, but, on the other hand, I've been acknowledged by Ace!

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

59 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)




Word......

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

60 48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

=======

I really think it is.

Demcorats had shifted to not needing voters. They didn't need them for money (grant money laundering) or votes (fortification) which allowed them to, without fear, grant as much power in the party and government to crazies as they wanted. The need to appeal to Peoria was no longer there.

An entire generation of activists, operatives, elected officials, and bureaucrats who simply don't know any other way to win elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (NrFex)

61 How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)



I'm well on my way!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

62 And, shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

63 Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (LCdVS)
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I dunno. I came up with enemedia in 2008 but I don't remember doing progda

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (b4tyc)

64 54
You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

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Like two of them are.

The rest are floundering.

And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)

65 56 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.
Posted by: ...

With 3, you can fool almost 50% of Americans!

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (5HGTQ)

66
Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)

67 Nothing will happen.

Even Paxton just gave them a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (DbmIv)

68 Word......

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

LOL I set em up you knock em down

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)

69 If it was within the past 5 years, hello Todd Blanche. Todd? This thing on?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)

-----------------

The scuttlebutt is that Joe diGenova resigned from his role leading the Justice Department’s “grand conspiracy” investigation in the Southern District of Florida because he wanted to subpoena The DogEater, and Blanche put the kibosh on it.

I have no direct knowledge otherwise ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (LCdVS)

70 57 How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

=======

It's a good thing for them that Trump is putting heavy downward pressure on rents by deporting millions of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)

71 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
---------

No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

You people.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)

72 Who can be surprised by that? Money laundering and cover up?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.
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This was uncovered on Obama's first (1st) presidential election cycle. Jordan should roll up his sleeves and get on this, pronto.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (vOxCS)

74 Let's not start shaving each other's Johnson's quite yet
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM


Good. I've heard that both Ewoks and Wookies take considerable umbrage at even the suggestion of that, and don't hesitate to express their umbrage kinetically.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

75 Why even post stuff like this? All it does is raise your blood pressure.

Posted by: Angel at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (3Nsid)

76 Remember when some Shi'ites raided Mecca and brought the Black Stone to some nowhere oasis on the Gulf?

Posted by: Abu Tahir al-Jannabi at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (88C+u)

77
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

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Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)

78 Since nothing will happen, we should at least have hearings!
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)
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Agreed. Makes great failure TV.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (SkjRZ)

79 66
I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)

======

I guess you missed this one.

https://x.com/AlecMacGillis/status/
2047346892376351159

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (NrFex)

80 And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM


James is so dreamy ...

Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)

81 Like two of them are.

The rest are floundering.

And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)
_________________________________

ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.

(and now add this)

ActBlue has broken fundraising records for a non-presidential year in 2026, pulling in $568 million in the first quarter and an even higher $586 million in the second quarter.

(DNC candidates are flush)

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

82 77
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

-----------

Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)

====

Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

83 mazel tubby: headline at yahoo:

Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

84 OT-This is a pretty good cartoon ( from sks cartoons) on the Clancy trial -" The Other McCain" site:

https://tinyurl.com/me7wr36h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (JrHfD)

85 83 mazel tubby: headline at yahoo:

Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)


{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

I thought she'd got herself spayed.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)

87 ActBlue, in its own words, decided to take 'a more lenient approach' to fraud prevention in 2024,


Be a shame if some people did some things to some ActBlue executives...you know, shouted at them, held up signs, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)

88 86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

I thought she'd got herself spayed.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)

Surragate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (+gK6I)

89 I thought she'd got herself spayed.


yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

90
Why even post stuff like this? All it does is raise your blood pressure.
Posted by: Angel

==================

Why does Congress even investigate? I bet the AG could paper his/her walls with referrals that are never acted on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XJ22o)

91 I honestly have to wonder-if all of this rot had been cleaned up, say 10 years ago, how many dems would be in office today?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (ZgwKJ)

92 what the hell is the point of ripping out your own innards if you are just going to get baby fever anyway?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (88C+u)

93 ActBlue will take American's credit card number and charge a "small" fee several times a week or month. Maybe only $7 or $27 or whatever. But they'll do this every week or month... forever or until you make a concerted effort to stop it, or the card expires.

American donors to ActBlue were shoveling 100's of millions a year into that outfit.

They were doing something similar with overseas accounts... in addition to pulling millions from overseas donors. Illegally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (2Cry5)

94 nothing will happen

They have to replace the money, the laundry method and we have proof they're cheating.

The executions and super-atomic wedgies will have to wait.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (FhXTo)

95 So Fed raises the interest rate today, Supreme Courts bends us over. Sometimes I wonder what is the point to go to war with the Marxists for all these years, when the enemy is also in House

Posted by: Jonah at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (AOZtW)

96 I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

She's very cheeto-body conscious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

97 ...nothing will happen...

Probably not. For every million that goes.to.a.dem, you can bet $50k in cash is being slipped to GOPers to keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)

98 80 And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM

James is so dreamy ...
Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters

I'm having visions of a low-budget 80s teen comedy where they have to leverage their wacky skills to raise enough money to save their club or homes. I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

Beto would do some epic skateboard stunt, maybe play guitar.

Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

99 ..you know, shouted at them, held up signs, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)

Yes. That kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (b4tyc)

100 didn't read the whole article about her

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

101 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

----------------

She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)

102 Someday Lena Dunham’s child will write an interesting book, if they live long enough to learn how to write, that is.Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

103 88 86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

Fetuses are probably less filling for the libs.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

104
She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS

With her as a mother the kid will probably commit suicide

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

105 Bottom of the 9th. Giants 4-Cards 2. Cards have bases loaded with 1 out. That is all.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (SkjRZ)

106 102 Someday Lena Dunham’s child will write an interesting book, if they live long enough to learn how to write, that is.Too harsh?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

No.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

107 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

----------------

She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)

Thoughts on baby name?

Pebbles?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

108 BlueChew > ActBlue

Posted by: Erect And Loving It! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Z8Kuq)

109 Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

110 I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

***

Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (2WIwB)

111
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)

112 One of these days something will happen and y'all will feel very silly.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (AKptf)

113 Sperm do you take this egg to be your lawfully wedded zygote in this legally permitted womb?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (vOxCS)

114 109 Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

Yeah.A shoo-in to win in Texas. Maybe Austin.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

115 Probably not. For every million that goes.to.a.dem, you can bet $50k in cash is being slipped to GOPers to keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Diogenes

Suckers. They don't realize we'd do it for $10K!

Posted by: GOPe at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (5HGTQ)

116 At this point, campaign finance laws are a complete and total joke since only one side pretends to follow them while the Democrats shit all over the laws because they have very clear and determined focus on the prize:

Obtain and keep power forever

And once they win, civilization ends. And yet we have FPS video game consciousness that pretends that no matter if we get killed, we can always restart the game.

Moral of the story: Cheat like hell. Out-fraud the fraudsters. Send shit-tons of fed money to every hard core GOTV republican and bribe every homeless, hospice patient and ballot farms as possible. bring out the dead and have them vote a thousand times. Use fucking AI to create a billion ballots.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (9Hs2w)

117 "no penises were startled into flaccidity during the creation of this child"

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)

118 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

119 111
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)

=======

Yes, these gas prices will be here forever.

Just like the gas price increases from the Ukraine war in 2022 went on forever.

And yeah, one of Fauci's chief helpers is under federal indictment for this stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (NrFex)

120 Cards tied it. First and third. 2 outs.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (SkjRZ)

121
LOL I set em up you knock em down
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)



Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ccf/V)

122 Of course they did. Doesn't anyone remember the Obama campaign removing all controls for online donations so Mickey Mouse and Doodad Pro could participate in the political process from Bangladesh or wherever.

Posted by: Dishonest thieving bastards gonna thieve at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)

123

So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

124 108 BlueChew > Blue balls > ActBlue
Posted by: Erect And Loving It!

My recommended addition.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (5HGTQ)

125 ***

Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes
--

Crib death. It's going around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)

126 I'm having visions of a low-budget 80s teen comedy where they have to leverage their wacky skills to raise enough money to save their club or homes. I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

---------------

"Talarico Parasite" has a nice ring to it.

/Is it too late for him to change his first name to "Pedro?"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (LCdVS)

127
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)



He is a heretic. He is from Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

128 Something will happen but it will be nothing.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)

129 127
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)


He is a heretic. He is from Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

Temu Damien.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)

130 Thoughts on baby name?

Pebbles?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

Pronouns McGee Dunham

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (b4tyc)

131 "no penises were startled into flaccidity during the creation of this child"

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)

LD to Husband: Do you want kids?

Husband: Yes, with any random chick but you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

132 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM



Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)

133 I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

TBH Beto doesn't strike me as closeted gay, he was the kind of guy that was bang his buddy's Karen of a wife while the two of them were seeing a marriage counselor over a "dead bedroom"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

134 "Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby"

It's a terr'ble thang, done did to him.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (MWfyi)

135 Something will happen but it will be nothing.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)



When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

136 So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons
----

It's a mystery. There are some really crazy women out there
who are equally crazy about their babies. (in a good way)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (vOxCS)

137 So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (b4tyc)

138 Zero Hedge points out,

In 2024, the Powell Fed cut 50bps 2 months before the presidential election with core CPI at 3.3%

In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)

139 When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

They choose both phantom fears and kindness that can kill.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (dK+Kv)

140 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM


Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.


Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

141 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
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He's hardly the only one.

Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (FZ29D)

142 Going into extra innings. Tied 4-4

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (SkjRZ)

143
In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)

Yeah, this wasn't helpful

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

144 140
Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

======

"The Epstein class is attacking Iran to hide their pedophilia."
-Iranian PR agent who married an 11 year old girl at the age of 35

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (NrFex)

145 I'm sure you're shocked.

Talarico's lesbian pastrix tells undercover reporter he'll "change his tune back" to max wokeness if he wins

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

146 Remember when Team Trump took over, and we were going to have justice at last?

Yeah, good times.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (8Q86n)

147 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)



That's not very leftist of her. She was supposed to abort that thing MONTHS ago.


Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)

148

I see pictures of morbidly obese women who have babies and I wonder where they find men with *icks long enough to find the hole.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (/QHx4)

149 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678

Considering her size, I wonder if this was one of those surprise births the mother doesn't see/feel coming. When you swallow rotisserie chickens whole, you get regular indigestion...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)

150
Do fraudsters like ActBlue ever stand back in wonder at legitimate fundraisers who get the same amount of money or more? Like, how do those hard-working, honest conservatives do it? They're not even tapping Chicoms or stealing directly out of old peoples' bank accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XJ22o)

151 Oh and the left's response to Biden groping kids on CSPAN was...that didn't happen and you can't make me watch the actual video

and their response to Ashley's diary was obviously its a fake and good thing for New York to arrest the woman that publicized it because obviously she stole it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

152 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)

153 Considering her size, I wonder if this was one of those surprise births the mother doesn't see/feel coming. When you swallow rotisserie chickens whole, you get regular indigestion...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)

Surrogate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (+gK6I)

154 it's over 135 comment so I'll bring back the water topic from the art thread.
I recently found out that the Salton Sea wasn't always there. California brought it into existence in 1905 when they drained the Colorado River for it. A bunch of fools made this unnatural reservoir into a resort and now, of course, it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.
Can't piss off them princes.
The second-wind of this place may be because there is an underground briny reservoir. This brine has lithium. So the Salton area may be able to outdo the Sauds at their own game: sell a resource for $$$ and build an artificial pleasure palace.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (88C+u)

155 The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

156 Talarico's lesbian pastrix tells undercover reporter he'll "change his tune back" to max wokeness if he wins

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

That message leaked to G any wavering progs OTV

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)

157 Sh*t. Giants homer. 6-4 Top of the tenth.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (SkjRZ)

158 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)

COTW

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

159 In other words... not a leak.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)

160 Will there at least be rolled up sleeves?

Posted by: Who says the Nothing Will Happen guy is a guy? at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (LRZev)

161 Six Gender Jimmy did a commercial with his Baptist preacher grandfather.

Calls him 'papaw' like he's just your typical Texan, raised in a standard Texas home, by his single mom.

Papaw comes across as a raging asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (ccf/V)

162 ----
He's hardly the only one.

Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
----

New model prototype?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (vOxCS)

163 Remember the point of the Democrats isn't really traditional politics.

It is to get paid by looting the taxpayers.

Everything they do is based on that

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

164
They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)



Detachable jawbone like a snake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (ccf/V)

165 Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)


I guess one benefit of letting the kid grow for a few years is getting to see the look of shock and incomprehension on its little face when you strangle it with exercise bands.

I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)

166 Surrogate
Posted by: It's me donna

Makes sense. As a young woman in Hollywood, doesn't want a pregnancy to ruin her figure lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

167 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

168 "Republicans should be like Democrats and just assert power no matter the consequences in order to secure long term wins. Just look at how Democrats opened the borders to permanently change America no matter the electoral consequences. Why can't Republicans be like that?"

"Republicans shouldn't do anything with an eye towards the long term in case gas goes up. They might lose the midterms."

Same people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (NrFex)

169
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Y8DZL)

170 I guess one benefit of letting the kid grow for a few years is getting to see the look of shock and incomprehension on its little face when you strangle it with exercise bands.

I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)


This makes me so sick..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)

171
I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)



AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)

172 Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes
--

Crib death. It's going around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)

----------------

Old & Busted: SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome).
New Hotness: SIDS (Squealing Infants Deserving Suffocation).

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LCdVS)

173 I'm sure Cocaine Mitch will do a press conference about this.

Posted by: Any minute now at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LRZev)

174 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

175 167 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

======

Because the average Houthi commander probably has an IQ of roughly 82?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (NrFex)

176
it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.

Posted by: 88C+u

==============

I've followed the demise of Salton Sea for a long time, and I don't know about this (new?) Saudi interest. Details? I can't imagine Saudis or anyone wanting to drive out to that desert pit, which is why its demise started anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)

177 When you combine the evil inclinations of every human heart with the always present urgings of evil spiritual forces you get the answer to why the world at large is the way it is. Moral and God honoring people are never a majority.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)

178 43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)


What all is suddenly less funded with USAID cut?

* riot season
* rap show tickets
* Democrat National Committee

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (ke3zm)

179 This makes me so sick..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)


I just cannot put it out of my mind. And three of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (guGkK)

180
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)




They were aiming for Tokyo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)

181
ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

==============

So, every woman who's ever given birth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)

182 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)


I wish it had hit

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (+gK6I)

183 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

Ah yes. Reverse cow.

Don't you mean cowgirl?

I said what I said.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)

184 See Day-Old Quick Hits (below)
—Disinformation Expert Ace

"Better act quick. Chinese billionaires are basically filling up America with their clones."

Truth

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v)

185 I'm gonna be really pissed when Lena does the fashionable thing with that kid.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (MWfyi)

186 180
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)




They were aiming for Tokyo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)

Shias HATE Sunnis. Forget any religious stuff.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)

187 Ah yes. Reverse cow.

Don't you mean cowgirl?

I said what I said.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)

Cow tipping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)

188 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Well, Dunham is 40. I assume at that age, there is a higher risk of complications as well. Assuming the eggs were frozen earlier, that might lower some of the OTHER risk involved.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)

189 Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Roll over and crush it like an Elephant seal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (/a1Sq)

190 There have been battles in Mecca before.

As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

191 Morticia: the Saudi interest isn't in the Salton, it is in the Colorado watershed. tinyurl.com/dx29krvm
Salton has lithium, which the Saudis likely do NOT like, because lithium is used in batteries.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (88C+u)

192 Shias HATE Sunnis. Forget any religious stuff.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar

Tribe before religion, unless there's an other (infidel) to rally against. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (dK+Kv)

193 Cow tipping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)

Ah you've ended my day on a high note

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (b4tyc)

194
So, every woman who's ever given birth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)




Hey, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. *cowers in terror*

Besides, since she works in Hollywood, I figure she had a pretty substantial head start, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (y9nCu)

195 190 There have been battles in Mecca before.

As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

=======

If there's one thing the Houthis can do to get Saudi Arabia to finally get serious about them as a threat, it's hitting Mecca.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)

196 Whenever I see Talarico, I picture him playing 'Peter Pan' surrounded by little boys and having the time of his life.

Search your heart, dude.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (Sco7b)

197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

198 Well, Dunham is 40. I assume at that age, there is a higher risk of complications as well. Assuming the eggs were frozen earlier, that might lower some of the OTHER risk involved.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)

Had an earlier double hysterectomy. Surrogacy or adoption was the only option.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)

199 You never see statistics on attacks on mosques. There's a reason you don't see those statistics. And it ain't white supremacy.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (b4tyc)

200 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

201 197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

======

Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)

202 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

------------------

Deep State PsyOp?

/Likely launched to target a military base near Taif -- as happened in 2017 -- and Saudis contriving a narrative.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (LCdVS)

203 Had an earlier double hysterectomy.

I'm just amazed that she had two uteruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)

204 This makes me so sick..
Posted by: It's me donna

Thank you. There are enough depraved things to joke about without using 3 dead babies as a punch line.

Posted by: old chick at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (F3Dlr)

205 173 I'm sure Cocaine Mitch will do a press conference about this.
Posted by: Any minute now

Silent Cocaine Mitch with a knowing smile is the new hot.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

206 Had an earlier double hysterectomy.

I'm just amazed that she had two uteruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)

She has REALLY big molecules.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)

207 201 197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

======

Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)

Just an election away from bringing back the Good Old Days!

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Gqar8)

208
As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)




Virtually every war the US has been involved in since Vietnam has been us trying to defend one flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan from another flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y9nCu)

209 If there's one thing the Houthis can do to get Saudi Arabia to finally get serious about them as a threat, it's hitting Mecca.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)
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It would be darkly humorous if the Houthis succeed at doing the ONE THING that no one else in the world seems to have the stones to do--taking out the Kaaba.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (FZ29D)

210 Looking at the FEC filings of dem candidates at least 80% of the donations say Act Blue.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)

211 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

----------------

How then are both "catchers."

/Long Democrat Double Dildos ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (LCdVS)

212 Looking at the FEC filings of dem candidates at least 80% of the donations say Act Blue.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)



There's a reason Owebama and every Dem since has had a BILLION DOLLARS to spend to get elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (ccf/V)

213 199 You never see statistics on attacks on mosques. There's a reason you don't see those statistics. And it ain't white supremacy.
Posted by: ... at September 16

Yeah, you attack the arsenal first, I'll write it up when you're done.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Y8DZL)

214 174 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.
Posted by: Obligatory

Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)

215 😭 Oh, that doesn't bode well.

Lena and Luis already look like a pair of unmade beds.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:29 PM (NFX2v)

216 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.
Posted by: Obligatory

Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)

Always pre-position an emergency escape pizza across the room.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

217 200 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
-----
Well the certainly have the same penchant for dick.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (oqH4h)

218 It's easy to be a traitor when their are no repercussions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (5C90x)

219 176: the Salton Sea being out in the desert does it no favors.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (XUHiS)

220 169
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.
Posted by: Auspex

Rosemary came to love little Satan.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (NFX2v)

221 That poor kid has no chance.........


https://shorturl.fm/keds9

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (ccf/V)

222 Sup gang? How we doing?

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (YytD3)

223 Thune the thrall...Hrumpf

Posted by: moot at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (ehY6c)

224 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)


Some dissident group of muzzies took over the Grand Mosque in Mecca in 1979(?) I think.

Mecca is only their most holy city when infidels try to infiltrate it (e.g., Richard Burton and a couple of others).

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

225
New one

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/QHx4)

226 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/a1Sq)

227 muslims will shoot weapons off into the never because if it's allah's will it will hit the target

they didn't launch at mecca. they launched and it meandered off in that direction

hell they haven't won a battle anywhere since swords

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (jrgJz)

228
When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

As do we!

Posted by: Voters at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (XUHiS)

229 Had an earlier double hysterectomy. Surrogacy or adoption was the only option.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)


I was today years old when I learned that they can just leave one ovary and take everything else.

And I wish I didn't know that much about such a contemptible dogshit person.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (ke3zm)

230 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
-------

I think it's less the flappy ham wallet than it is that they refuse to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything, so they hire out a uterus so they can keep partying while some poor woman gestates their spawn for them. Surrogacy should be banned Federally. That we ever allowed this wild moral hazard and atrocity to start with is bad enough. Ban it yesterday.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)

231 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (ccf/V)

232 mecca is controlled by the sunni sect of the cult. The houthis are from the shia sect of the cult.

They no like each other.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (rje/a)

233 She has REALLY big molecules.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The molecules in cow's milk and Sydney Sweeney's breasts are also very big.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

234 I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Paxton.

Those who do not are acquiescing to evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (XUHiS)

235 hey thathalfrican, I just got rejected for a position at Oracle lol. I didn't know when I applied that the company was set to lay off so many thousands of employees they were going to lay off employees they hadn't even hired yet.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (88C+u)

236 Celebrities Black, White, Chinese, gay, Latino, and on and on are using surrogates.

For one -
Physician's Surrogacy: 70+ Celebrities who Used Surrogacy to Have a Child (Updated 2026)

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

237 "a litany of high-profile Dems"

'A litany is a form of religious prayer that uses a repetitive call-and-response format, or a long, tedious list of complaints, problems, or events'

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

238 The House of Representatives canceled votes planned for Thursday, opting to kick off the final campaign sprint to the midterm elections after working just seven days since returning from summer break Aug. 31.
_NYPost

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (vOxCS)

239 At AP: "NASA spacecraft discovers a huge new crater on the moon"

Looks like a big paintball hit it.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

240 230 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

If, when something is "wrong" with the child, they don't want to believe it's their responsibility, possibly their genes, their poor parenting, whatever.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (NFX2v)

241 234 I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Paxton.

Those who do not are acquiescing to evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon
---

Ever think that there are trolls here that are functioning subversives?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (vOxCS)

242 Their tactics and that of the Obama campaign funding are very similar. Almost organized in a criminal fashion to avoid verification of donor and whether it was from foreign sources. Seems like a racket. RICO the entire democrat party.

Posted by: JJ at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (TGG6t)

243 Oh, they covered it up? Excuse me while I add Obstruction of Justice to charges.

Posted by: wferrin at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (qaCPd)

New Zohran Mamdani Top Advisor Literally Wrote the Book on "Gay Communism"

Okay, it wasn't a book, it was a magazine, and she didn't write it, she edited it.

So, more accurately: She literally edited the magazine by and for Gay Communists.

The magazine's name?

See if you can guess. What name would appeal to both left-wing gays and communists?

That's right -- "Pinko" magazine, the magazine for gay communists.

Jon Levine:

EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Taps 'Gay Communist' for Senior Government Role: New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism,' Condemned Gandhi as 'Anti-Black Misogynist'



Lena Afridi, who makes $185,000 a year at City Hall, is also an editor at Pinko magazine, 'a collective for thinking gay communism'

New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani named a self-proclaimed "gay communist" who has called for abolishing the police and "undoing capitalism" to a top post in his administration, the Washington Free Beacon can reveal.

Lena Afridi--who uses "they/them pronouns"--deleted much of her social media history shortly before arriving at City Hall, but the Free Beacon recovered her postings. She was quietly named to a senior adviser position in the mayor's office in April 2026, drawing a hefty salary of $185,000 a year, records show.

...

Multiple people in the Mamdani administration who knew Afridi told the Free Beacon they could not say what she did day to day, with one calling her a "strange person." Her portfolio appears to include supporting the city's opposition to ICE and other federal efforts to rein in so-called sanctuary cities.

Her? You mean "their," transphobes!


Before joining the administration, Afridi spent three years working as chief of staff for PowerSwitch Action, a nonprofit organization dedicated to "forging multiracial feminist democracy" and "grounded in breaking the interlocking chains of oppression."

The group openly bragged about their involvement in violent anti-ICE riots in Minnesota in a March 2026 blog post.

In addition to her government and advocacy work, Afridi is currently listed as an editor at Pinko, a magazine which describes itself as "a collective for thinking gay communism." On the masthead, she went by "L. Israh Afridi." Israh is an Arabic word for "night journey" that is sacred in Islam.

Earlier website iterations of Pinko touted the magazine as "communism for fags."

All communism is communism for fags.

And yes, if they can say it, I can say it too. I am not a slave and these degenerates are not my masters.


"What do we mean by communism? Something like the freedom not to have to seek our lives on the market, attained through the abolition of all forms of private property, family and the state," Pinko clarified in a 2019 blog post.

On X, Afridi posted multiple times about her support for "communism" and "gay communism."

Like many Mamdani staffers, Afridi quietly deleted her X account, @lpafridi,​ in the days leading up to her appointment--but in old posts uncovered by the Free Beacon, she offered a militant and uncompromising far-left agenda.

"On a personal note, outside of work: while I believe that defunding the NYPD is absolutely necessary in order to get much needed resources to the people, I *also* believe that the only way to achieve true liberation is not through reform but abolition of the police," she declared in June 2020.

Afridi has not been shy about leaning into her communist bona fides, posting in September 2021 that "undoing capitalism" was the only way to stop climate change.

Afridi is a close friend of Cea Weaver, the notorious top Mamdani housing official who's called home ownership "a weapon of white supremacy" and expressed a desire to "impoverish the white middle class."

gaycommunism.png


More at the link.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

2 It's not enough they're homo........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

3 lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

4 Everyrhing is fake and ghey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (W2Pud)

5 Reminder: islham isn't here to make America better.

Stop electing them to higher office.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

6 Without question, under these yahoos gas prices will immediately fall, and not only will beef prices go down, but the quality will be amazing!

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 I'd think sharing vibrators and sex torsos would be ....
not good.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

8 Before joining the administration, Afridi spent three years working as chief of staff for PowerSwitchBottom Action, a nonprofit organization dedicated to "forging multiracial feminist democracy" and "grounded in breaking the interlocking chains of oppression."


Corrected......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)

9 Turn this meme-riffing back on!

Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

Hey baby, what do you say we form a covalent bond?

Posted by: Nerd rizz at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

If I say you have a beautiful quaternary structure, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)

10 I’m betting $5 Manjammy has seen more than his share of dicks.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (jnBG1)

11 So, it's Ok to call them fags now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

12 Well, Mamdani is gay, right?
I men, come on, he got married months before he ran for mayor.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (4KUe5)

13 Gay communism?

All your brown starfish are belong to us?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)

14 Damn, I had the "Pinko" part correct, but I was betting on "Pinko Twinko".

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (dIske)

15 stalin: these people are pikers

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)

16 Also, going forward, all rapists and murders are to be housed with Ms. Lena.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

17 So, it's Ok to call them fags now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

We'll have to ask RMBS how he feels about it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Commie pinko faggots is no new thing.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (5wNZZ)

19 Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (FAGAJ)

20
If I say you have a beautiful quaternary structure, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (dK+Kv)



Are small boobs now referred to as atoms?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (ccf/V)

21 I’m betting $5 Manjammy has seen more than his share of dicks.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (jnBG1)

He sure has a lot of fagaj.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)

22 So, it's Ok to call them fags now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

We'll have to ask RMBS how he feels about it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM


If anyone has too much fagaj, gay commies have too much fagaj.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (FAGAJ)

23 "Condemned Gandhi as 'Anti-Black Misogynist'"

Give her credit, she got this one right.

In my experience, most upper caste Indians are racist to an degree that would make Lester Maddox blush.

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (X5Jzz)

24 Go live in North Korea for a year and then get back to me, bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (+fpfy)

25 If private property is abolished then everyone is a slave to the state. Why is this so hard for some to comprehend?

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (ugzmx)

26 Good luck, New York. You wanted this.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (vTZFs)

27 Well, Mamdani is gay, right?
I men, come on, he got married months before he ran for mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (4KUe5)



You couldn't be more off-base here.

Posted by: Severely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 16, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

28 Comrade you will storm the fortress, but first...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (oUMhY)

29 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 It's not ironic, it's ionic!

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

31 Mamdani Taps 'Gay Communist'

An unfortunate choice of words

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)

32 Ya know, if you’re against private property, family, and “the state,” you are free to live that way. Become homeless, throw away your IdD and don’t work or pay taxes.

No one is stopping you, cupcake!

Just GTFOutta here with your plans to force that on the rest of us.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (4KUe5)

33 If anyone has too much fagaj, gay commies have too much fagaj.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:35 PM (FAGAJ)



I just laughed so hard, I farted. Good thing I'm by myself currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

34 a gay communist cannot reproduce.

Sounds good.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (OkYzo)

35 Mamdani Taps 'Gay Communist'

An unfortunate choice of words
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)



Headlines don't do phrasing, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)

36 I just laughed so hard, I farted. Good thing I'm by myself currently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM


Now my work here is done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (FAGAJ)

37 23 "Condemned Gandhi as 'Anti-Black Misogynist'"

Give her credit, she got this one right.

In my experience, most upper caste Indians are racist to an degree that would make Lester Maddox blush.

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026

Ghandi was awful.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

38 Wait —- does she accept a paycheck from “the state?”!

Does she own her home?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (4KUe5)

39 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)



Well shucks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)

40 "grounded in breaking the interlocking chains of oppression."

I prefer more of a rebar-style chain.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (2ap+5)

41 stalin: these people are pikers
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
====

Uncle Joe: I can pick 'em!

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (rj6Yv)

42 See if you can guess. What name would appeal to both left-wing gays and communists?

--------------

"Seizing The Means of Reproduction?"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (LCdVS)

43
Now my work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM (FAGAJ)



Take a bow. You've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

44 Mamdani Taps 'Gay Communist'

An unfortunate choice of words
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (rgGn5)


Headlines don't do phrasing, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:38 PM


I'm betting they do accuracy, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (FAGAJ)

45 All communism is communism for fags.

-------------

... and retards, but mostly retards.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (LCdVS)

46 a gay communist cannot reproduce.

Sounds good.


Neither can non-commie gays but there never seem to be any fewer of them.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (vTZFs)

47 39 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)


Well shucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September

I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 Real capitalism has never been tried.

But every possible form of communism has.
And the only thing it was successful at was stacking up civilians.
Because that is the purpose of all forms of communism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)

49
I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)



Take his wife. PLEASE!!!

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)

50 It's New York City. They voted for this guy and they're getting it good and hard.

*taps give-a-shit meter*

Nope, reading the big zero here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (3Ope8)

51
See if you can guess. What name would appeal to both left-wing gays and communists?



"Dork Conservatives Up The Squeekhole Until They Die"

Makes for a busy title page, but commie cocksuckers are like Amway sales staff, they Just Won't Shut Their Whore Mouths.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)

52 Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?

Posted by: Gaff at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (EqzMw)

53
I was really thinking about AOP. But you can come, too. Because I adore your wife.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)



Using me for my wife.....that's a new one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)

54 47 (I hope you know I am kidding, of course you would be invited!)

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

55 Afridi is a close friend of Cea Weaver, the notorious top Mamdani housing official who's called home ownership "a weapon of white supremacy" and expressed a desire to "impoverish the white middle class."

------------

You know who else expressed a desire to impoverish the white middle class?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (LCdVS)

56 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
----
I suppose we could just rename Christmas Island as Piper's Island.

Home to giant crabs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)

57 Moe Ham-Head was a homo.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (TezPK)

58
I'm betting they do accuracy, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 02:39 PM (FAGAJ)



I'm quite sure Mamcommi has taken his turn at the inserted elephant walk......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

59 Get rid of the police. Go ahead on. Hope you like vigilante justice.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (+fpfy)

60 All communism is communism for fags.

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... and retards, but mostly retards

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... and especially gay retards.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (1oRxJ)

61 But wait, there's MORE!

Can't wait for MADMANI to throw the "Remain Sinwar" commemorative first plank at the datacenter? order yours today!

LIBs celebrated Kirkaversary and 9/11 with all the glamour of 9/10 thinking -- can't wait for ROcktober 7th when their moral vandalism reaches epic stoopidity, to reenact the final act of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil man: SINWAR, in throwing a piece of wood at a Drone.

LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (txW1w)

62 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)


This reminds me, I thought the Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton song, "Islands In the Stream" had something to do with the Hemmingway novel.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

63 I suppose we could just rename Christmas Island as Piper's Island.

Home to giant crabs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)



Piper has crabs?

Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)

64 A communist can't reproduce if they're dead either

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (oUMhY)

65 Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?

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Gay retards.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (1oRxJ)

66
And you'll all be delighted to know that PowerSwitch Action is alive and well.

https://www.powerswitchaction.org/

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

67 This reminds me, I thought the Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton song, "Islands In the Stream" had something to do with the Hemmingway novel.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM

That is such a terrible song.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 I just couldn't imagine Dolly Parton singing about shooting the fleeing crew of a U-Boat, at least not with a more up-beat tempo.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

69 re 52: they will do it themselves, eventually to each other. every left wing dictatorship eventually has at least one night of the long knives

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (CWTWj)

70 Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?
Posted by: Gaff

The goatrapers, Antifa, environazis....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (GXElQ)

71 A communist can't reproduce if they're dead either
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (oUMhY)



"I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

72 I am beginning to think of Augusto Pinochet as a bit too squishy.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:45 PM (1oRxJ)

73 Last thread:

It's probably been said but pretty much all of this should be laid at the feet of Sleepy Joe who jacked inflation up to 9% and let everything get expensive quickly. That inflation is now baked into the cake unless we're willing to roll the dice on an actual deflationary cycle which basically nobody is willing to do. So you can be mad about it but sitting here fuming that Trump isn't doing enough to give you cheap hamburgers isn't exactly a productive use of anyone's time.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)


As a rhetorical matter, we could blame the Federal Reserve chairman that the courts wouldn't let Trump fire. As a practical matter, no one else would risk a deflationary trap either, let alone induce it on purpose, but making it specific is in their own Rules for a reason. It's effective.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 02:45 PM (ke3zm)

74 Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?
Posted by: Gaff at September 16, 2026 02:41 PM (EqzMw)



"I will create a civilian paramilitary force that's as big and as well funded as the US Military."


- - - - Magic Negro

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

75
>>I believe that defunding the NYPD is absolutely necessary

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Yo Jessica Tisch, got an opinion on this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (XJ22o)

76 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

Well shucks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September

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The Island of Unfit Boys?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)

77 And you'll all be delighted to know that PowerSwitch Action is alive and well.

https://www.powerswitchaction.org/

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

Sounds like Antifa for fat, black lesbos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

78 The best part is the gay communism is 100% a front for jihad and other forms of self-adoration and misanthropy.

Of course, I liked this movie better the first time...

when it was called Barack Obama.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (b4tyc)

79 The Island of Unfit Boys?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)

No man is an island.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)

80 The $64,000 question is....how are we going to stop this cancer from growing?? Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (hmYU4)

81
The Island of Unfit Boys?
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:46 PM (LCdVS)



Isn't that a song by Traffic?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

82 A Ghey Communists will get Trotsky by the Muslims

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Ia/+0)

83
Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?

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Gay retards.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (1oRxJ)



When used properly, Jazz Hands are an absolutely deadly martial art form. Take Steven Segal, for example...



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (y9nCu)

84 "New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism"

OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)

85 Why is this generation of commie so eager to get rid of the police? Who do they think are going to be their stormtroopers at the end of the day?
Posted by: Gaff

Trans Murder Bots are already deployed.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (TezPK)

86 I didn't realize that Gloria Steinem worked for the CIA. Now it makes sense NC governor lowered flags for her for a week. What isn't an op?

Posted by: nckate at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

87 The entire list of Mamdani's cabinet appointments is both depressing and hilarious. If it isn't a Muslim, then it is one of those stereotypical DSA plain Jane's. There are quite a few beta male dweebs, and every position that has traditionally been male (Police Commish, Fire Commish etc.) is some DEI promotionally expedited female.

What a crew. There's one woman in there who is so incompetent and whacky, that Congress shot her down for an economic position in the Biden administration. Her primary accomplishment is having widespread crime and fraud take place under a position she held in California.

NYC is, absolutely and positively, SCREWED.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (dIske)

88 73 Last thread:

It's probably been said but pretty much all of this should be laid at the feet of Sleepy Joe who jacked inflation up to 9% and let everything get expensive quickly. That inflation is now baked into the cake unless we're willing to roll the dice on an actual deflationary cycle which basically nobody is willing to do. So you can be mad about it but sitting here fuming that Trump isn't doing enough to give you cheap hamburgers isn't exactly a productive use of anyone's time.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)

As a rhetorical matter, we could blame the Federal Reserve chairman that the courts wouldn't let Trump fire. As a practical matter, no one else would risk a deflationary trap either, let alone induce it on purpose, but making it specific is in their own Rules for a reason. It's effective.
Posted by: SciVo

Do you think the cTHEIL-class are eating fish sticks tonight? What happened to the Argentine pitchforks? there was hope there..

Catch him with his hand in the cookie jar and you'll see him go from BatBOY to NOSFERATU in 6seconds.

Raking in billions per hour as his stooges JD and mELON-head gun you down and set fire to your children.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (txW1w)

89
84 "New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism"

OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)

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The left is convinced, CONVINCED, that America is only kept afloat because of immigrants.

It's also convinced, CONVINCED, that America is deeply racist, imperialistic, fascist, oligarchical, and all around evil that spreads evil capitalisms everywhere it looks because it's so powerful.

There really is a wedge here to use against the left where they become advocates for all brown people and other immigrants to voluntarily leave America to weaken it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:49 PM (NrFex)

90 Just what NYC needs, Muslims and communists in charge, and no police. It's like the Ghostbusters movie, with the evil spirits all loosed at once. The green slime is already coursing through the underground world.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)

91
"I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)




I enlisted in the Army in '86 specifically to kill commies. Never got the opportunity.

I feel cheated.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (y9nCu)

92 New Adviser Called for 'Abolition of Police' and 'Undoing Capitalism"

OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GUOwU)

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One-way ticket to the Utopia of North Korea. And I'm willing to contribute to the airfare ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (LCdVS)

93 Considering how homosexuals were dealt with in the old Soviet Union, gay communism makes as much sense as Queers for Palestine.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (VFung)

94 Love the name!

They nailed it!

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (EV0C1)

95 No man is an island.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)

Good thing. Because if he was he might tip over.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (b4tyc)

96 Here's an addendum to #87. The NY Post did a solid round up of all the Mamdani cabinet appointments... Here they are:

https://tinyurl.com/3uk4sbya

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 02:51 PM (dIske)

97 No man is an island.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)


No Man Atoll.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

98 I suppose we could just rename Christmas Island as Piper's Island.

Home to giant crabs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (FZ29D)

Piper has crabs?

Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (ccf/V)
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The gumbo is to die for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (FZ29D)

99 90 Just what NYC needs, Muslims and communists in charge, and no police. It's like the Ghostbusters movie, with the evil spirits all loosed at once. The green slime is already coursing through the underground world.
Posted by: illiniwek

Now THAT would be entertaining...
Who's the Deplorable; Tell'm about the twinkie.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (txW1w)

100 97 No man is an island.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (dK+Kv)

No Man Atoll.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (NrFex)

101 She’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how much communists love the police.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (A5IXv)

102 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm not falling for that one again.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (b4tyc)

103 Warsh expressed a preference for reducing inflation by shrinking the Fed balance sheet and the first thing he does is raise rates.

Warsh needs to straighten up and fly right
Sell Fed assets
And keep rates lite

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (2ap+5)

104 101 She’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how much communists love the police.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (A5IXv)

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Those weren't real communists.

Those were far right fascists who used the popularity of communism's ideals among the masses to duplicitously gain power under its name and then run things like a fascist dictatorship.

Real communism has no government or class, and all it beautiful and wonderful like before someone sat down and invented capitalism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (NrFex)

105 chief of staff for PowerSwitch Action, a nonprofit organization dedicated to "forging multiracial feminist democracy" and "grounded in breaking the interlocking chains of oppression."

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That just screams "grew up in a $5million house and went to $100k/year prep schools"

What do you think her parents are worth? $50 million? $100 million?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 02:53 PM (WhtqQ)

106 Communists hate walls and police to keep people out. Love walls and police to keep people in.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (b4tyc)

107
a gay communist cannot reproduce.

Sounds good.
Posted by: Frank Barone

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Oh yeah? They can educate, inform, and entertain the youth. Who needs to reproduce?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (XJ22o)

108 Lena Afridi--who uses "they/them pronouns"

If the "they/them" lunatics don't use "we" as a first-person pronoun, then that's a self-inflicted hate crime.

Posted by: Doof at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (NQRKo)

109 Just what NYC needs, Muslims and communists in charge, and no police. It's like the Ghostbusters movie, with the evil spirits all loosed at once. The green slime is already coursing through the underground world.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)

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Zombie Bin Laden only had to wait 25 years for Islamists to conquer NYC.

The Red-Green Alliance Leftist Death Cults proceed unabated and apace in their quest to conquer Western Civilization and establish their Caliphate.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (LCdVS)

110 I am not a slave and these degenerates are not my masters.
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Oh yeaaaah?

Posted by: Degenerates seeded throughout every institution at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (RIvkX)

111 It's like the Ghostbusters movie, with the evil spirits all loosed at once. The green slime is already coursing through the underground world.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 02:50 PM (vbXSk)



Speaking of.......this song is relatively horrible until you get to the part they actually used in the movie at the moment you mention.......



https://youtu.be/nkpvtHe2MI4?t=138

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)

112 101 She’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how much communists love the police.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

that would be cthPALANTIR in your pocket.
and cthKARP in your soup!

Yeah, this is normal.
This is the War on Normal People.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (txW1w)

113 Gay communists —> Useful Infidels

They are so going to miss capitalism and Christianity. Oh wait, they’ll be the first ones up against the wall.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (4KUe5)

114 I don't serf.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (+fpfy)

115 Actually only 17% of New Yorkers voted for Mamdani fueled by young voters, but it was enough to get him over the top.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (JrHfD)

116 There is already a singular non gendered pronoun : “It”

These retards aren’t plural, they are it’s.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (A5IXv)

117 I don't serf.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:55 PM (+fpfy)



Neither does Charlie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)

118
Communists hate walls and police to keep people out. Love walls and police to keep people in.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:54 PM (b4tyc)



You can always tell which nations are commie hell-holes by checking which direction the border guard machine guns are pointed. Pointed inward = commie toilet

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 02:56 PM (y9nCu)

119 Gay communists don’t need to reproduce - they’re targeting OUR kids, to separate them from their families and queer them.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:58 PM (4KUe5)

120 Gay communists don’t need to reproduce - they’re targeting OUR kids, to separate them from their families and queer them.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:58 PM (4KUe5)



But they're BORN that way, you homophobe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

121 OK. She can start by turning in all her stiff and going off to live in the wilderness somewhere and live off the land, just like before capitalism. Can't wait to see how that works out.
Posted by: Ripley


Once again, they don't want to live as serfs. They want you to live as a serf.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 02:59 PM (HeG1i)

122 Isn't that a song by Traffic?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

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Nice!

Crap, now I want a commenting Mulligan ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:00 PM (LCdVS)

123 I am going to ask for an island for Christmas. So,e of you will be invited to join me.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm not falling for that one again.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 02:52 PM (b4tyc)

Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)

124 "forging multiracial feminist democracy"

The f-ing word salad that spews from these creeps. It's like a demented version of the Dilbert bingo game.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ZgwKJ)

125
Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)



What would the dead need with a kidney?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

126 124 "forging multiracial feminist democracy"

The f-ing word salad that spews from these creeps. It's like a demented version of the Dilbert bingo game.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ZgwKJ)

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Jargon used to signal who is the in-group and who is not.

It's a gatekeeping mechanism more than a method of communication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (NrFex)

127 Afridi is a close friend of Cea Weaver, the notorious top Mamdani housing official who's called home ownership "a weapon of white supremacy" and expressed a desire to "impoverish the white middle class."


Sorry, sweetheart. You have hormones. You can't be trusted.

Now, get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a pie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ccf/V)

128 She's had a chip on her shoulder for quite a while. Pissed that she has to go out of the city to bury her dad. Pissed about pretty much everything else.

https://tinyurl.com/4vdunza2

Death and Life in Great American Cities
To bury a loved one from Queens is to confront displacement in the here and beyond

By LENA AFRIDIMAY 20, 2019

The conclusion:

In New York, I find that we are always mourning, whether it’s people who have lost their lives or their homes due to rising rents, or the desecration and demolition of institutions that gave our communities meaning, or simply a memory of what this place once was and once gave us—immigrants, poor people, people of color, queers. Once you get to know this place, any street corner might be a memorial, any shuttered storefront could be a headstone, any turn down any block might lead you back to remembering a place or a person that no longer exists.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (kX27y)

129
Here's an addendum to #87. The NY Post did a solid round up of all the Mamdani cabinet appointments... Here they are:

https://tinyurl.com/3uk4sbya
Posted by: Orson

==================

Nice roundup. And so nice that they have partners in Albany to remove the standardized testing requirement for high school graduation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (XJ22o)

130 Piper has crabs?

Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02

I assure you, I do not. I am the most boring goody two shoes in the history of goody two shoes.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

131 What would the dead need with a kidney?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

You've not seen the zombie documentaries?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

132
You've not seen the zombie documentaries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)



I thought they just ate people indiscriminately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

133 I know that no man is an island, but somehow I feel like isthmus be my lucky day.

Posted by: Strait From Hormuz at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (Fn+3X)

134 That's right -- "Pinko" magazine, the magazine for gay communists.
-

I was close. I guessed the name was "Red Head."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (1o8D5)

135 132
You've not seen the zombie documentaries?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)


I thought they just ate people indiscriminately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

======

Beginning in Return of the Living Dead, they expressed vocal and specific preference for the brains.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)

136 Chicago, LA, or New York. Which reaches Johannesburg-level dysfuction first?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (rJ48h)

137
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (kX27y)

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omg I don't want to go read that whole thing, but wtf? Does she know who's committing the murders in NYC? And what exactly does she want? A cemetery on every street corner?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (XJ22o)

138 Piper has crabs?

Geez....first the killer pet tumor, now this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02

I assure you, I do not. I am the most boring goody two shoes in the history of goody two shoes.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ZdaMQ)


Ah. So hardwood, then.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (minji)

139
I was close. I guessed the name was "Red Head."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (1o8D5)



Isn't that already a copywrite owned by Bass Pro Shops?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (ccf/V)

140 Oh, and also in that rant, Afridi declares that Muslims have always been here and does the old Muslims helped build America shtick.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)

141
Ah. So hardwood, then.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (minji)



I'm REALLY glad you said that before I had a chance to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

142 Commies are gay & lame? who'dve ever thunk it?

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (SElz3)

143 Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)

---------------

Since the Covid PsyOps, wifey refuses to be: treated by any doctor under the age of 50; and to be an "organ donor" as there are numerous anecdotes of ghouls happily murdering folks under their care in order to harvest and sell their organs and other body parts.

Brave. New. World. Indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)

144 So they want UBI and free bathhouses for all-night buttfucking. And free treatment for the AIDS they get from raw dogging 50 cocks in the ass every Friday night.

Posted by: And proles get poled at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

145 140 Oh, and also in that rant, Afridi declares that Muslims have always been here and does the old Muslims helped build America shtick.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)

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The one documented Muslim in America at all in the 1780s did more to build America than the 99% of the population made up of Scotch-Irish, English, and German.

Science, bitches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (NrFex)

146
Beginning in Return of the Living Dead, they expressed vocal and specific preference for the brains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)



ah yes......

"Brains........Moar Brains......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (ccf/V)

147
Chicago, LA, or New York. Which reaches Johannesburg-level dysfuction first?
Posted by: mr tmz

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Which of them gets cut off from federal grant money by an executive who can see a way to do it? Every one of them should be audited for fraud and waste and denied another dime from taxpayers until they show they can spend properly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (XJ22o)

148 If private property is abolished then everyone is a slave to the state. Why is this so hard for some to comprehend?

But the state will be staffed by smart, well-meaning nomenklatura who will bash in the back of your skull with a hammer if you don't get with the program.

Oops. Did I say the quiet part out loud again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)

149 Since the Covid PsyOps, wifey refuses to be: treated by any doctor under the age of 50; and to be an "organ donor" as there are numerous anecdotes of ghouls happily murdering folks under their care in order to harvest and sell their organs and other body parts.

Brave. New. World. Indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)

I stopped being an organ donor when they said I was ineligible to give blood due to mad cow concerns (while they're taking HIV blood). My molecules are probably too huge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

150 Oh, and also in that rant, Afridi declares that Muslims have always been here and does the old Muslims helped build America shtick.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)

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"Were it not for Black Muslim Women, NASA would have never gotten to The Moon in '69, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (LCdVS)

151 148 If private property is abolished then everyone is a slave to the state. Why is this so hard for some to comprehend?

But the state will be staffed by smart, well-meaning nomenklatura who will bash in the back of your skull with a hammer if you don't get with the program.

Oops. Did I say the quiet part out loud again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)

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Someone didn't read the Communist Manifesto.

Let me summarize.

1. Revolution of the proletariat against the bourgeois.
2. ?
3. Classless and stateless utopia.

Get educated, kulak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)

152 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:03 PM (ccf/V)

I don't like Cea Weaver in the slightest
But you should have put "Female" hormones since as you well know, males have hormones as well and the guy guy on "Team Madami" talked about in an earlier thread doesn't sound like he's an improvement over her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (JrHfD)

153 News

Fox - Fed hikes rates, diesel prices - yeah that's concerning
CBC - some Ontario political crap
CNN - Fed hikes rates first time in 3 years. Yeah, election. Assholes.

MSNow - Katy's still not showing her tits but she's still making me point and laugh with 'Atlantic: MAGA is making world safe for corruption."

I wish someone would hit these people repeatedly with clue bats.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (Sco7b)

154 150 Oh, and also in that rant, Afridi declares that Muslims have always been here and does the old Muslims helped build America shtick.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (kX27y)

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"Were it not for Black Muslim Women, NASA would have never gotten to The Moon in '69, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (LCdVS)

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Went to Kennedy Space Center a month or so ago.

Man...space is fucking awesome, and the dudes who got us there even awesomer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)

155 Since the Covid PsyOps, wifey refuses to be: treated by any doctor under the age of 50; and to be an "organ donor" as there are numerous anecdotes of ghouls happily murdering folks under their care in order to harvest and sell their organs and other body parts.

Brave. New. World. Indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (LCdVS)

This is why I refuse to check the organ donor box when I renew my drivers license.

Posted by: Don't want any part of that at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)

156 No man is an island.
Brian Dennehy was an island

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (oUMhY)

157 Beginning in Return of the Living Dead, they expressed vocal and specific preference for the brains.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:05 PM (NrFex)


ah yes......

"Brains........Moar Brains......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:08 PM


*strips*

*screams*

Posted by: Linnea Quigley at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (FAGAJ)

158 Went to Kennedy Space Center a month or so ago.

Man...space is fucking awesome, and the dudes who got us there even awesomer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:10 PM (NrFex)

Kennedy Space Center is well done. Awesome destination.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)

159 The one documented Muslim in America at all in the 1780s did more to build America than the 99% of the population made up of Scotch-Irish, English, and German.

Science, bitches.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:07 PM (NrFex)

Al-Fayette?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (Ot/FD)

160 Man...space is fucking awesome, and the dudes who got us there even awesomer.

White guys, glasses, crew cuts, short-sleeved dress shirts with pocket protectors, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (guGkK)

161 I am alone with a gay communist

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (SElz3)

162 No man is an island.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:11 PM (oUMhY)
-

Not even Paul Simon?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)

163 It’s so weird how these anti-capitalists sure love earning a high salary with which to buy consumer goods.

It’s almost as if they’re hypocrites and liars.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (8m4AW)

164 Not even Paul Simon?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)

Iraq isn't an island, silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)

165 @162 he was a rock. Artie was the island

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (oUMhY)

166 I am alone with a gay communist
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM


I ain't eatin' that.

Posted by: A Grue at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (FAGAJ)

167 I enjoyed seeing the mosques at Jamestown and Plymouth Colony. And there's a really nice one on Duke of Gloucester Street in Colonial Williamsburg.

Posted by: History Buff at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (2Ez/1)

168 I stopped being an organ donor when they said I was ineligible to give blood due to mad cow concerns (while they're taking HIV blood). My molecules are probably too huge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:09 PM (dK+Kv)

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Heh.

Wifey's Sense of Humor usually differs significantly from mine.

However, she liked the TV Series "Boston Legal" -- which we're now rewatching -- with James Spader and William Shatner (the latter's character, DENNY CRANE!) frequently talking about his "Mad Cow" Disease.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (LCdVS)

169 It’s so weird how these anti-capitalists sure love earning a high salary with which to buy consumer goods.


Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)

170 169
Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)

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The profit motive only drives prices up.

Everything would be free if the state did it instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)

171 Gay gulags would be fabulous

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (oUMhY)

172 Iraq isn't an island, silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)
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Babel on.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (1o8D5)

173 Not even Paul Simon?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (1o8D5)

Iraq isn't an island, silly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:13 PM (Ot/FD)

Yarrgh! I was literally set to type the exact same thing!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (0aYVJ)

174 Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)

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The profit motive only drives prices up.

Everything would be free if the state did it instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)

This makes my brain hurt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

175 I am alone with a gay communist.

Google returns...

That sounds like it could be the setup for a fascinating conversation or an unexpected situation, depending on the context! Whether you are hanging out, debating, or just killing time, people with distinct political and social viewpoints usually have a lot of unique perspectives to share.

If you are looking for ways to navigate the situation, here are a few directions you could take:

Have a deep discussion: Ask them about how they view modern economics, community-building, or historical movements.

Find common ground: Move past labels and talk about universal topics like music, movies, food, or local news.

Keep it casual: If you aren't in the mood for a heavy political debate, you can easily steer the conversation toward lighthearted or everyday subjects

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)

176 Quit yer bitching. You have another kidney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)

I can be an ungrateful sod.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (b4tyc)

177 I keep reading "Afridi" as "Aldi."

And how can they afford to sell shoppng carts for a quarter?

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (SElz3)

178 174 The profit motive only drives prices up.

Everything would be free if the state did it instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)

This makes my brain hurt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)

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Because you're not smart enough to understand the simplicity of pure communism and how it will benefit the proletariat.

Now, sit down, shut up, and let your betters tell you how to live your life in the stateless, classless future that won't even have a government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (NrFex)

179 I see they raised Interest Rates... No surprise

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (+gK6I)

180
Wifey's Sense of Humor usually differs significantly from mine.

However, she liked the TV Series "Boston Legal" -- which we're now rewatching -- with James Spader and William Shatner (the latter's character, DENNY CRANE!) frequently talking about his "Mad Cow" Disease.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (LCdVS)

Brit Lass IS a mad cow

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (b4tyc)

181 OT Feel-good story of the day:

ABC News: 'I feel kidnapped': Latino immigrants say they're in legal limbo after being deported to country in Africa
Roughly 25,000 people have been deported to so-called third countries.

Ten years ago, Moreno de Armas arrived in the U.S. after fleeing Cuba. He was legally allowed into the country under a policy that permitted Cubans who reached U.S. soil to stay and pursue legal residency.

He was living in Miami with his family and working at a meatpacking plant when federal immigration authorities detained him last May. He had been trying to obtain legal status through asylum after other forms of legal relief were denied.

Some of the new destinations include Liberia, Ghana, the Central African Republic and Sierra Leone.

"We don't have a visa here or any papers, we are illegal," said Aristides Fernandez Garcia, a Cuban immigrant who was also deported. "We're prisoners here, they won't let us leave or go anywhere. Right now, even if I want to and have the means to travel to any other country, I can't."

"I feel kidnapped," Fernandez Garcia said. "They have violated all the rights that exist in life, because we are human beings."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)

182 Now, sit down, shut up, and let your betters tell you how to live your life in the stateless, classless future that won't even have a government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (NrFex)

I can be bought off with boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)

183 Just imagine how much cheaper those goods will be when they're produced by the state!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (guGkK)

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The profit motive only drives prices up.

Everything would be free if the state did it instead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (NrFex)

State: Make goods without payment for us to distribute!
Business owner 1: No.
State: *BLAM BLAM*
State: Business owner 2, makes goods without payment for us to distribute.

Posted by: The way this actually works at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (TbWk/)

184 175 I am alone with a gay communist.

Google returns...
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At least it did not tell me to drop trou and get cuddly with the means of production.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (SElz3)

185 Gay gulags would be fabulous
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:15 PM (oUMhY

There's a joke to be made about goo logs but i just barfed out my aorta so i won't be the one making it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Ot/FD)

186 HOLY CRAP

I then typed into Google

I am alone with a MAGA supporter.

Stay calm, avoid political topics, and leave the area immediately if you feel unsafe.

Immediate Safety Steps
Do not argue. Silence or a nod does not mean you agree. It keeps the room peaceful.
Change the subject. Talk about the weather, food, sports, or work.
Plan an exit. Look for the door. Check your phone. Make up a polite excuse to leave if you feel stressed.

How to Stay Calm
Breathe slowly. Take deep breaths to lower your heart rate.
Keep quiet. You do not need to fix their views today.

Protect your peace. Remind yourself that you can walk away at any time



Wow. AI is amazing....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)

187 181 ABC News: 'I feel kidnapped': Latino immigrants say they're in legal limbo after being deported to country in Africa
Roughly 25,000 people have been deported to so-called third countries.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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They go because their home countries refuse to take them because they're criminals.

Also, Hispanics make everywhere better with taco trucks, so Africa is better off and Africa should bend over backwards to give them preferrential treatment because those taco trucks are filled with nuclear scientists and doctors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (NrFex)

188 Pinko Communists, eh?


Rush is always right!

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (+1LeE)

189 Critical Drinker has his usual funny take, this one in the Sydney Sweeney kerfuffle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (oUMhY)

190 I enjoyed seeing the mosques at Jamestown and Plymouth Colony. And there's a really nice one on Duke of Gloucester Street in Colonial Williamsburg.
Posted by: History Buff

Don't forget the Lost Mosque of Roanoke Island.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)

191 179 I see they raised Interest Rates... No surprise

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:16 PM (+gK6I)

Wait for the next jobs report when 28,653,000 Americans lost their jobs.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Sco7b)

192 Latino immigrants
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"Immigrants"

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (b4tyc)

193 Please people, a little decorum. I think it is very nice of Piper to extend an invitation to her wish for island. We all should be very proud to have her as a friend who thinks about us.
THANK YOU, Piper. You are sweet.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xJpuh)

194 Hahahaha sure NOW you care about sus fucking papeles, assholes.

Go fuck a zebra you useless twats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (Ot/FD)

195 Hollywood and the media always portray fags, homosexuals, sodomites and other sexually disordered people as wildly successful and wealthy from being so talented and hard working in the free market system or as religious or political leaders.

Posted by: No Such Thing As A Commie Fag at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (Z8Kuq)

196 "You do not need to fix their views today."
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🤔

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (b4tyc)

197 Please people, a little decorum. I think it is very nice of Piper to extend an invitation to her wish for island. We all should be very proud to have her as a friend who thinks about us.
THANK YOU, Piper. You are sweet.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 03:20 PM (xJpuh)

She didn't though. She extended a "some of you are on my shit list." And she tried to steal Spongewife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)

198 I enjoyed seeing the mosques at Jamestown and Plymouth Colony. And there's a really nice one on Duke of Gloucester Street in Colonial Williamsburg.
Posted by: History Buff

Don't forget the Lost Mosque of Roanoke Island.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)

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Haven't they been looking for a buried Mosque on Oak Island off the coast of Nova Scotia since like 1795?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (LCdVS)

199 Some of the new destinations include Liberia, Ghana, the Central African Republic and Sierra Leone.

"We don't have a visa here or any papers, we are illegal," said Aristides Fernandez Garcia, a Cuban immigrant who was also deported. "We're prisoners here, they won't let us leave or go anywhere. Right now, even if I want to and have the means to travel to any other country, I can't."

"I feel kidnapped," Fernandez Garcia said. "They have violated all the rights that exist in life, because we are human beings."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)
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Were they given the option of going back to Cuba?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)

200 What isn't an op?

Posted by: nckate at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

DJT

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (b4tyc)

201 She didn't though. She extended a "some of you are on my shit list." And she tried to steal Spongewife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)

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lmao

I love this place ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (LCdVS)

202 These vagabond shoes
Are longin' to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York

I wanna wake up
In a city that doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap

I want to be a part of it
New York, New York

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:23 PM (vOxCS)

203 199 Were they given the option of going back to Cuba?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)

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Most likely, their home countries refused to accept them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (NrFex)

204 Boy do I not miss NYC. But with all of them moving down here how can I?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (bX16E)

205 the gulag is democracy in it's purest form

I read Solzhenitsyn, he was very concise on the topic

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (jrgJz)

206 Oh no, Polymarket says Dems have a 59% chance of taking both the Senate and House

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (oUMhY)

207 Ten years ago, Moreno de Armas arrived in the U.S. after fleeing Cuba. He was legally allowed into the country under a policy that permitted Cubans who reached U.S. soil to stay and pursue legal residency
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I bet it takes 10 seconds to search and find his extensive criminal history--here and including why he can't go back to Cuba.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (3cUTc)

208 Haven't they been looking for a buried Mosque on Oak Island off the coast of Nova Scotia since like 1795?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:22 PM (LCdVS

It's the 1,231,769th holiest place in all of Islam

Right after Mohammad's Halal Meat Market on Ford Road in Dearborn Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

209
206 Oh no, Polymarket says Dems have a 59% chance of taking both the Senate and House

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 03:24 PM (oUMhY)

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Their secret knowledge has never failed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (NrFex)

210
Al-Fayette?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:12 PM (Ot/FD)



Al - Fagaj

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)

211 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdHy18rZcI

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (jrgJz)

212 207 Ten years ago, Moreno de Armas arrived in the U.S. after fleeing Cuba. He was legally allowed into the country under a policy that permitted Cubans who reached U.S. soil to stay and pursue legal residency
---
I bet it takes 10 seconds to search and find his extensive criminal history--here and including why he can't go back to Cuba.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (3cUTc)

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Why would you assume that?

Because you have a memory greater than a goldfish's?

That's unfair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (NrFex)

213
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:17 PM (5HGTQ)

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The DUI gang.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:26 PM (XJ22o)

214 we used to eliminate communists
fun times

Posted by: Ben K at September 16, 2026 03:27 PM (ZnI4q)

215 Most likely, their home countries refused to accept them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

For some, they probably say they are in danger if they go back to their home country, and US law (or court orders) may prevent sending then back. However, they CAN seek refuge in 3rd countries that are willing to take them. They were seeking asylum from their murderous home nation, so anywhere is an improvement they should be grateful for...right? They aren't just locust-like economic migrants.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (5HGTQ)

216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."

If any of you need a one minute distraction.
I'm curious now.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (Sco7b)

217 It's the 1,231,769th holiest place in all of Islam

Right after Mohammad's Halal Meat Market on Ford Road in Dearborn Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

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lol

Which begs the question: Does Trump have at least 1,231,769 nukes in the arsenal?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (LCdVS)

218 215 They were seeking asylum from their murderous home nation, so anywhere is an improvement they should be grateful for...right? They aren't just locust-like economic migrants.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (5HGTQ)

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They're also nuclear scientists and doctors and contribute massively to GDP and any country would love to have them and kicking them out of America makes America weaker which is better for the world because of our capitalistic imperialisms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex)

219 217 lol

Which begs the question: Does Trump have at least 1,231,769 nukes in the arsenal?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:28 PM (LCdVS)

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The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex)

220 I never forget communism.

Posted by: PG at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (pxHVR)

221 She was quietly named to a senior adviser position in the mayor's office in April 2026, drawing a hefty salary of $185,000 a year, records show.
......

Gee, I hope she's paying her fair share of taxes.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

222 Israh is an Arabic word for "night journey" that is sacred in Islam.

Indians have a rocket called ISRO.

What happens if Israh is ISRO'd?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (vOxCS)

223 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)

224 UPDATE: the Dodgers have signed Lena Afridi to a new contract, assigning her the task of negotiating reparations for latinx cleared away from Chavez Ravine during the construction of Dodger Stadium, and before that, the Tongva tribe, the First Nations residents of the stadium site dispossessed by the Spanish.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (BIg7z)

225 Its always everything all the time. Why can't they be celibate lying murderers or honest murdering celibates or nonviolent celibate liars, or generous promiscuous silent beggars. You know, break the mold. Shake things up. Try something else.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (wxsGM)

226 206 Oh no, Polymarket says Dems have a 59% chance of taking both the Senate and House
Posted by: Smell the Glove

This polycule (https://tinyurl.com/4j7te3p2) > Polymarket

And it's 25% less gay

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (5HGTQ)

227 Don't forget the Lost Mosque of Roanoke Island.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:18 PM (GXElQ)
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I saw that episode on the History Channel

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (SkjRZ)

228 Nood

Correuption dems

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Sco7b)

229 I found this on our Moreno de Armas:

News accounts simply note the denial was due to filing after the parole expired. A court document in his later habeas case describes his 2016 entry as “without inspection or parole,” which is somewhat at odds with the contemporaneous wet-foot/dry-foot parole descriptions in media reports; the discrepancy has not been publicly clarified in available coverage.
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So, if you read between the lines, it's because he didn't come in direct from Cuba--he snuck in through a third country, maybe from MX.
So he couldn't establish when he "landed" so his application to stay was denied.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (3cUTc)

230
I'd love it if the refugee hotels would put up big signs or hand out leaflets.

"Congratulations, deportees! You have escaped the racist hellhole of America."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (XJ22o)

231 stalin: these people are pikers

Hasan Pikers?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (tUj8P)

232
omg I don't want to go read that whole thing, but wtf? Does she know who's committing the murders in NYC? And what exactly does she want? A cemetery on every street corner?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:06 PM (XJ22o)
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She wants all whiteys gone and wants more Muslim only cemeteries:

"At this point, New York City is home to 23 percent of the entire Muslim population living in America. However, no exclusively Muslim cemetery exists in this city, where “go home” is a familiar anti-Muslim slur. Despite our building community institutions, connections, and lives in New York, “home” doesn't exist for us here in death. Families bury their loved ones upstate, in New Jersey, and as far away as Pennsylvania. While small Muslim sections do exist in some cemeteries within the five boroughs, the demand far exceeds the supply."

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

233 Every time I click on a news link about Prince Harry and Sparkle, my IQ goes down by a couple of points.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (1FEc1)

234 I have 3 of 6 kittens with eyes open. the other 3 must be democrats

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (jrgJz)

235 "Stop glorifying Gandhi," Afridi said in an X post from October 2019. "Gandhi was a racist anti-Black misogynist who referred to even S. Asian Muslims as aggressive bullies."

Now Gandhi was a racist..until he evolved. Those damn British.

What are those f**ing people selling?

Mahmood Mamdani himself was born in Bombay (now Mumbai), India, in 1946—while his father was temporarily there attending college—his family's roots in East Africa run deep. His paternal grandparents were Gujarati Muslim migrants who moved to East Africa, and both of his parents were subsequently born and raised in the British territory of Tanganyika (now present-day Tanzania).

When Mahmood Mamdani was two years old, the family returned to Tanganyika before relocating permanently to Uganda a few years later, where he grew up. (Wikipedia)

(Under the British colonial system in East Africa, the social and economic structure was organized into a strict, three-tiered racial hierarchy that placed Indian immigrants in a more elite middle position above Black Africans.)

The family itself was part of "divisive power of wealth and race," as many South Asians adopted the prejudices of the colonial system.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:18 PM (NFX2v)

236 The problem with Islamic Gay Communism is no buildings get built tall enough to throw gays to their death.
Have to do it the communist way. Starve them to death.

Posted by: communism for fags at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (1seQh)

Day-Old Quick Hits

This was intended as yesterday's quick hits, but news of Larry Kramer's potential criminal charges for perjury and obstruction of justice bumped it.

Although these Quick Hits were baked yesterday, they are still edible. Just put them under a wet paper towel and microwave them for 10 seconds.

Northern Barbarian
@xnoesbueno

Our crazy orange president needs to announce a plan to pack the court, just like Dems keep advocating.

He'll have Dems shouting that court packing is fascism, which will make for useful video clips down the road.

Just post it on Truth Social. Sit back and watch heads explode, with backflips.

I agree. I had intended to say so in the earlier post. The left keeps threatening to pack the court 1, to make the public accept it when they do it, and 2, to in the meantime pressure the "conservative" majority to sell out to the left to forestall them from packing the court.

I say we leverage the court's fear of popular backlash in our own favor. We should campaign to pack the court with six hard-core based conservatives.

And then let Kavanaugh and Roberts and Coney-Barret write decisions to appease us.

And look, the left is going to pack the court. This isn't just bluffing.

Do we have to play the faintheart sucker forever? Can we not act decisively in our own interests, ever?


Kash Patel is working with Congress on legislation to ban birth tourism.


FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday confirmed that the Trump administration was working to create legislation to target "birth tourism," the practice of traveling to the U.S. to give birth and secure citizenship for newborns.

Patel made the remarks during an appearance before Senate lawmakers of the Judiciary Committee.

"We are following the federal statutes that we have on the books right now, and we're working with our partners in Congress to draft new legislation to give us new authorities to make sure that we can combat the threat," he said, according to Politico.

Better act quick. Chinese billionaires are basically filling up America with their clones.


A woman has discovered she is carrying a baby for reclusive Chinese gaming billionaire Xu Bo, who has allegedly fathered hundreds of children.

"The agency should've been very transparent from before getting matched ... about who it is that you're having a baby for and what the family is," she told CBS News.

He's creating his own horde of descendants in, as John Kerry would say, in a manner reminiscent of Jengis Khan.


The woman, whom CBS identified as "Judy" to protect her identity, made the comments in one of the first public accounts from a surrogate carrying a child for Xu.


Judy told the station she has repeatedly tried to meet the man for whom she is carrying the baby, but none have taken place. "It leaves me wondering: do I even have a right to know?" she said.

Her involvement with surrogacy began after she came across an AD on Instagram. It offered $120,000 to become a surrogate.

Judy, a single mom raising a seven-year-old, saw it as an opportunity to earn enough money to move into a home of her own.

"I wanted to build a better life for me and my daughter," she said.

Judy eventually signed an agreement with Patriot Conceptions. She said the agency described the intended parent as a single father who wanted to grow his family.

The California Post reached out to Patriot Conceptions about Judy's claims.

In a statement, Patriot Conceptions confirmed that they were the agency for Xu's surrogate Judy. They also clarified that they had "zero affiliation" with a separate Arcadia case featured in CBS's story.

"Conflating our agency with those unrelated arrangements is materially misleading," they said.

Moreover, the agency said that Xu presented himself as a "single father seeking to build a family" and that when revelations over his activities became public, they "recommended terminating the contract" with him.


...

On Weibo, Xu has posted fantasies of his offspring one day marrying Musk's children, according to the Journal.

This superfecudity strategy is insane and should be criminalized. It's dangerous -- when you secret sire a literal Mongolian horde of children, the odds become pretty good that sons will begin marrying sisters, having no idea that they're direct blood relatives.

Spain's socialist bitch Pedro Sanchez wants the cameras to see him shaking hands with an African migrant. He was probably not happy to see the cameras caught him vigorously wiping off his hand after "welcoming" the immigrant.

Karl Rove signals his virtue.


Karl Rove, former adviser to President George W. Bush and longtime Texas GOP political consultant, said he is planning to vote for Democrat Jon Rosenthal, who is running for a seat on the Texas Railroad Commission, which regulates the state's oil and gas production.

The statements come after Republican candidate Bo French published comments on X that critics called racist. The post showed a photo of students celebrating the University of Texas football game on Sunday, many of which appear non-White.

I'm done with this crew.

Speaking of: Super-Conservative (TM) Tom Massie, who is definitely not a flaky closet case, has filed articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

He's vag-mad that the Secretary of War sometimes orders men into, um, war.


The Pentagon came out swinging on Tuesday after Rep. Thomas Massie, R-Ky., read articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth over the prosecution of the Iran war.

Massie's articles focused on the continued involvement of U.S. forces in active fighting past the 60-day maximum, after which the White House must seek authorization from Congress. The Iran war began in late February and was subject to a nominal ceasefire for several weeks. The Trump administration previously argued that the official pause in fighting reset the clock.

After Massie's remarks on the House floor, however, the Pentagon embraced a defiant tone, with press secretary Kingsley Wilson telling reporters that "Secretary Hegseth has been a transformative leader for the Department of War. Standards and merit are back, our arsenal is stronger than ever before, and morale and recruitment across every service are at all-time highs."


Take Two: How the Narrative sausage gets made.

Umm Imagine
@UmmImagine

14h

WTF???!!! This is insane! NBC made Lindsay Clancy juror Kellie Farina re-answer a question - but they left her initial response in the video! This is at the 32:08 mark in the interview, watch:

Interviewer: "Do you think that she should be re-tried?"
Farina: "I would like to see her be re-tried, absolutely."

Then the interviewer looks off screen and gestures to someone. Was that a signal to edit that part out because they didn't like her answer? Then she stumbles through asking the EXACT same question!

Interviewer: "You think, you think, you would like she should be re- re-tried?"

Then they cut to another camera shot for Farina to re-answer the question.

Farina: "I would like him NOT to re-try her."

What is this? They didn't even edit out Farina's initial answer which was that she WOULD like Lindsay to be re-tried! In the span of 10 seconds, you can watch Farina basically say "yes" and "no" to literally the same question.

How can we believe anything these jurors say? If a juror answers a question in a way the media doesn't like they make them re-do the question with a different answer? How many other times has this happened? Fake. News. What a disgrace...

Link to the interview.


Birdhanded shriveled witch warning:


You encounter 2d4 giant rats.

Rock stars have weird rules about eating. If it's not a crusade against green M&Ms, it's an Adrian-Monk-like diet consisting of a "sandwich" containing only bread and one type of cheese.


The favorite sandwich of legendary Beatles drummer Ringo Starr is remarkably simple: cheese on bread -- but not just any cheese.

"What is the best sandwich?" late-night television host Stephen Colbert asked Starr during a 2021 appearance on "The Late Show."

"I don't have a lot of them anymore, but cheese," Starr answered. He said he loved cheese before clarifying, "But it has to be goat cheese now."

When Colbert questioned his preference for goat cheese, Starr said, "I don't eat anything from the cow because the molecules are so big. Have you seen a cow? The molecules are so big. And that's why if you drink a glass of milk, you're full. With a goat, it's a good size for our bodies."

Haven't I been trying to tell you guys for 20 years that the molecules in cow's milk are too big?

You big dummies, you never listen to me.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 G-Spot!

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (MWfyi)

2 Kramer?

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (b4tyc)

3 "You big dummies, you never listen to me."

But we will listen to Ringo?

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:22 PM (MWfyi)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:22 PM (ccf/V)

5 Although these Quick Hits were baked yesterday, they are still edible. Just put them under a wet paper towel and microwave them for 10 seconds.
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You're not my supervisor!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 01:22 PM (FZ29D)

6 Although these Quick Hits were baked yesterday, they are still edible. Just put them under a wet paper towel and microwave them for 10 seconds.


Look at Ace with the solid Chef Mike advice......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:22 PM (ccf/V)

7 "Paul Claydon of Fast Track Pest Control said he has never seen so many rats,"

Take a look at our Congress.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:22 PM (MWfyi)

8 FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday confirmed that the Trump administration was working to create legislation to target "birth tourism," the practice of traveling to the U.S. to give birth and secure citizenship for newborns.

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That'd be cool.

Get it written and then pass it in the lame duck period real fast. Include some language that makes it easier to denaturalize people as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:23 PM (NrFex)

9 These Quick Hits taste a bit stale. Never the same the second day. Won't stop me from swallowing them, though.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (Fn+3X)

10 FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday confirmed that the Trump administration was working to create legislation to target "birth tourism," the practice of traveling to the U.S. to give birth and secure citizenship for newborns.


Patel was just in front of some committee where he asked a congressman how he managed to increase his net worth 4,000% since being elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

11 GOPe Senators would vote to confirm Dem packees to the SCotUS, but not Trump nominees.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (Q+gd/)

12 Damn, that's Ratzilla, right there.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (77rzZ)

13 Speaking of: Super-Conservative (TM) Tom Massie, who is definitely not a flaky closet case, has filed articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

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Repeal the AUMF from 2001 and the War Powers Act, and you might have a case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (NrFex)

14 Every new president gets to pick nine people to go try to murder a sitting black-robe and supplant them. If they succeed, they get the job. If they fail, they die.

You get one opportunity. Second terms don't count.

They're all rubber stamps anyway, making shit up post facto that everyone ignores only for the newspapers that everyone also ignores. Who cares. If it's gonna be a spectator sport as a dim proxy for the raw clash of wills between Executive, Legislature, and Populace, well... then... you know.

Make it interesting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:25 PM (Ot/FD)

15 You big dummies, you never listen to me.

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Who are you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:25 PM (NrFex)

16 Damn, that's Ratzilla, right there.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (77rzZ)
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The ROUS-es are getting out of control!

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at September 16, 2026 01:25 PM (FZ29D)

17 Not for nothing, The Corn Dance in Mishiwaka Indiana makes the best beet and goat cheese salad bar none.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XV/Pl)

18 We should campaign to pack the court with six hard-core based conservatives.

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Only six?

How 'bout 101 ... just to be sure.

#101 Non-Haitians FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:26 PM (+W73Z)

19 >>>Just put them under a wet paper towel and microwave them for 10 seconds.

You owe me a phone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:26 PM (umb+X)

20 Larry Krasner not Kramer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 01:27 PM (RIvkX)

21 This may be a question for the Food Thread, but are day-old Quick Hits even tastier that way? Like chili? Or fried rice?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 01:27 PM (FZ29D)

22 AI sez "Casein is not a single chemical entity with one fixed molecular weight, but rather a mixture of related phosphoproteins with molecular weights typically ranging from 19 kDa to 25 kDa"

Fairly big molecules, but prolly goats milk has casein too.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 01:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

23 More molecules, you say?

https://youtu.be/UWvBvKSkC_g

Posted by: Halfhand at September 16, 2026 01:27 PM (GNolh)

24 Haven't I been trying to tell you guys for 20 years that the molecules in cow's milk are too big?

You big dummies, you never listen to me.


Well, cows milk is potentially dangerous for young babies, but goats milk isn't.

Doesn't obviate the point that Ringo is a bit out there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

25 Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules. This is not an endorsement of penguin cheese.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (MWfyi)

26 > He was probably not happy to see the cameras caught him vigorously wiping off his hand after "welcoming" the immigrant.

Maybe I'm reading too much into the video, but to me his face betrays absolute disgust as he's wiping his hands.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

27 11 GOPe Senators would vote to confirm Dem packees to the SCotUS, but not Trump nominees.

Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (Q+gd/)

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Last time a Democrat president nominated a SCOTUS appointee, KBJ, she only got 3 GOP votes. The worst showing for any Dem nominee for the court ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (NrFex)

28 25 Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules. This is not an endorsement of penguin cheese.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (MWfyi)

How many penguins have to be killed to make a pound?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (l3cgK)

29 Ringo should stick to hitting the skins and talking to Thomas the Tank Engine.
Maybe Thomas Massie could take notes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

30 26 > He was probably not happy to see the cameras caught him vigorously wiping off his hand after "welcoming" the immigrant.

Maybe I'm reading too much into the video, but to me his face betrays absolute disgust as he's wiping his hands.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

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He just has to interact with them the one time. They won't be moving in next to him any time soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (NrFex)

31 Although these Quick Hits were baked yesterday, they are still edible. Just put them under a wet paper towel and microwave them for 10 seconds.

Alternatively, if past the best by date, microwave 30 extra seconds.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (iIyc0)

32 >>>And look, the left is going to pack the court. This isn't just bluffing.

The Left credibly threatened to pack the Court once before, but they backed down. SCOTUS just had to bend over and open wide and everybody lived happily ever after.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (8mulE)

33 It's not my fault I'm fat! It's the molecules!

Posted by: Rump Roast Rick at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)

34 "How many penguins have to be killed to make a pound?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

It forms in their flipper pits.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (MWfyi)

35 Hey, just drove by the filling station. Holy F*ck! $4.44 for 87. I know the pipeline explosion is the reason for the latest hike, but WTH!?!

This is not going to help us here in Iowa hold on to the Gov's seat, or the open senate seat, especially with harvest season starting. Trump just screwed the pooch. And tell me why he couldn't have waited until after midterms. He's going to get no legislation and and judges. I just don't get it. I didn't vote for this. I voted for low gas and food prices. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (QFchU)

36 > Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules.

Does a small cheese molecule improve the taste? I've heard that good chocolate has more of a specific crystalline structure than mediocre chocolate. Maybe something similar happens with cheese?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

37 Well, I tried to listen to the twat in pink. She needs fed into a chipper. Her mission in life and her good purpose is to become fertilizer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (GXElQ)

38 Wow, Ringo. Just... wow. That's.... that's either proof that you never actually learned chemistry at all, or proof that you're having a joke at our expense, and I know I would greatly prefer the latter, so it's probably the former.

Fame actively erodes brain cells, folks!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aJQbY)

39 34 "How many penguins have to be killed to make a pound?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

It forms in their flipper pits.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:29 PM (MWfyi)

Not in their taints?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)

40 Pressley is just another in the long list of black women who think being loud and obnoxious make them look smart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)

41 Chinese gaming billionaire Xu Bo, who has allegedly fathered hundreds of children.... is creating his private little PLA right here in the states.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

42 The reporter in NBC vid is O'Connell. She's an activist and a condescending piece of crap. She should be fired for bad editing. Give away the lefts propaganda ministry secrets will get you denounced

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 01:31 PM (OLZpF)

43 "Not in their taints?"

No. If you get a gift box labeled "Patagonian Flipper Cheese", do not open it and call 911.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:32 PM (MWfyi)

44
Ol' Hatchet-Face is wielding that Birdhand like a boss!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 01:32 PM (iJfKG)

45
• He blamed milder winters, longer breeding and more food. He warned rats spread disease, foul food and wreck buildings.



Seems pest controllers really don't have to know dick about shit to get that job........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

46 So two odds things I've noticed on the left side of the internet:

1) The left claims the US matching Canadian tariffs is fascism and an affront to Canadian autonomy. What...? You can argue all tariffs are bad sure. But...the argument here is the US can't set its own trade policy AND that matching other country's trade policy is taking away their autonomy?!?

2) The left has gone all in on "billionaires are why everything is expensive" and yet Musk and Bezos (while outside of giving money to Dems) have done nothing to me. My biggest bill is taxes. I'm paying twice as much for everything vs 5 years ago because of government spending and the costs of insurance and healthcare have skyrocketed because of all the foreigners the government has brought in. Musk/Bezos did none of that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

47 If cow's milk is outlawed, I won't stop drinking it. You can't make up ex-post-fatso laws like that.

Posted by: Tons of Fun at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Fn+3X)

48
Wait, molecules aren't the size of molecules?

*head explodes*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (ccf/V)

49 36 > Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules.

Does a small cheese molecule improve the taste? I've heard that good chocolate has more of a specific crystalline structure than mediocre chocolate. Maybe something similar happens with cheese?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

Chocolate can take several crystalline forms. One doesn't melt so easily and is the isoform used for chocolates you buy in the store...but if you melt it and don't temper it right, you get the wrong form.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fr3UkiIgl3o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)

50 Why is it that every time I see a pic of Ayanna Pressley I have an urge to go buy some peanut M&Ms?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (guGkK)

51 Pressley is just another in the long list of black women who think being loud and obnoxious make them look smart.

She's the one that got a $2B sweetheart government deal right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

52 Peanut M&M >>> Regular M&M

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

53 On Weibo, Xu has posted fantasies of his offspring one day marrying Musk's children, according to the Journal.

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KHANNNNNNNNNNN 2268!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (+W73Z)

54 Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules. This is not an endorsement of penguin cheese.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (MWfyi)


Festo has developed a robotic penguin.

Listen. And understand. Those robotic penguins are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And They absolutely will not stop, ever, until they have herring.

youtu.be/u8tfES8gImc

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

55
Not in their taints?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)



Call your doctor if you experience swelling between your anus and genitals as this can be fatal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

56 35 Hey, just drove by the filling station. Holy F*ck! $4.44 for 87. I know the pipeline explosion is the reason for the latest hike, but WTH!?!

This is not going to help us here in Iowa hold on to the Gov's seat, or the open senate seat, especially with harvest season starting. Trump just screwed the pooch. And tell me why he couldn't have waited until after midterms. He's going to get no legislation and and judges. I just don't get it. I didn't vote for this. I voted for low gas and food prices. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (QFchU)

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Gas prices don't have an effect on elections.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2097832343964668203

Also, gas inventories increased in the newest, monthly EIA report:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2100250966696022323

And the Saudi pipeline is going to be fixed in days:

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/
2099898400065925209

It also wasn't running at full capacity beforehand because strait traffic is back to prewar levels minus Iran's oil:

https://x.com/andweknow/status/
2100234418661306483

It's speculation and vibes keeping energy up by this point.

Ukraine/Russia is having a more material effect than Iran on energy on the baseline reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (NrFex)

57 Why is it that every time I see a pic of Ayanna Pressley I have an urge to go buy some peanut M&Ms?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

*snort*

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (lJ0H4)

58 I have heard countless arguments by feminists about exploiting their bodies. After summarizing all the data, it all boils down to "it's wrong because ugly women can't do it"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (c1cNY)

59 One of the interesting things about Musk, most of his cohort of the mega rich aren't that interested in having many kids...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

60 38 Wow, Ringo. Just... wow. That's.... that's either proof that you never actually learned chemistry at all, or proof that you're having a joke at our expense, and I know I would greatly prefer the latter, so it's probably the former.

Fame actively erodes brain cells, folks!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM

I hope it was a bit but I think they don't hear you're wrong or no very often and here we are.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2026 01:36 PM (LGB80)

61 A Brit that doesn't know what good food is?

Shocking.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 01:36 PM (oqH4h)

62 Almond M&M's >>> Peanut M&M's >>> Plain M&M's

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 01:36 PM (GXElQ)

63 54 Penguins produce cheese that contains the smallest known cheese molecules. This is not an endorsement of penguin cheese.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 16, 2026 01:28 PM (MWfyi)

Festo has developed a robotic penguin.

Listen. And understand. Those robotic penguins are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And They absolutely will not stop, ever, until they have herring.

youtu.be/u8tfES8gImc

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

At work we've used FESTO...make good frames for robotics applications.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (l3cgK)

64 Larry Kramer? I know you can indict a ham sandwich, but didn't know you could also indict the dead.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (xAP/Y)

65
Ringo isn't the sharpest sharpest tool in the jello.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (OkYzo)

66 Karl Rove ... said he is planning to vote for Democrat Jon Rosenthal, who is running for a seat on the Texas Railroad Commission, which regulates the state's oil and gas production.

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What, George P. Bush wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (+W73Z)

67 59 One of the interesting things about Musk, most of his cohort of the mega rich aren't that interested in having many kids...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

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Zuck has a three kids with his wife. Normal sized.

The mega rich seem to be kind of bourgeois in how they raise their families.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (NrFex)

68 "Cow's milk has huge molecules, because cows are huge ... Trust The SCIENCE !!!" Ringo knows Sciency Things

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)

69 If it's not a crusade against green M&Ms...

Uhm, akshully, Van Halen specified they didn't want any BROWN M&Ms. And it, uhm, wasn't even about the M&Ms, but to check how carefully the facility would read the contract, so the crew had an idea how many problems they might encounter during setup.

Posted by: That Guy at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (5HGTQ)

70 One of the more amusing things about the Sweeney ads is the problem with them is 180 degrees from the feminist complaint.

Who cares if Sweeney wants to show off her body? Seriously isn't that one of those freedom of choice things you feminists rant about?

But the real problem is she was hired to do this because the sportsbetting company knows there are a non trivial number of men that will pay for their service because a hot girl advertises it to them - essentially arguing that too many men think too much with the little head instead of the big one

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

71 69 If it's not a crusade against green M&Ms...

Uhm, akshully, Van Halen specified they didn't want any BROWN M&Ms. And it, uhm, wasn't even about the M&Ms, but to check how carefully the facility would read the contract, so the crew had an idea how many problems they might encounter during setup.

Posted by: That Guy at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (5HGTQ)

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Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:38 PM (NrFex)

72 Did anyone ask Pete Best what kind of sandwich he likes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:38 PM (guGkK)

73 69 If it's not a crusade against green M&Ms...

Uhm, akshully, Van Halen specified they didn't want any BROWN M&Ms. And it, uhm, wasn't even about the M&Ms, but to check how carefully the facility would read the contract, so the crew had an idea how many problems they might encounter during setup.

Posted by: That Guy at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (5HGTQ)

No Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 16, 2026 01:38 PM (l3cgK)

74
Well, this is interesting -
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Howie Carr
@HowieCarrShow
·
1h
BREAKING….

Kevin Reddington, Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer, has federal tax liens of $2.37 million for unpaid taxes on his Marshfield mansion, according to public records on file at the Plymouth County Registry of Deeds.

Reddington bought his now-assessed-at-$2.3-million estate in 2017, and has liens from the IRS dating back to 2018, through 2024.

Reddington is the public face of the free-Lindsay Clancy mob that is so outraged that the holdout juror allegedly owes $12,600 in unpaid rent, and is being evicted by his landlord in Bridgewater.

There is no record that any of the $2.37 million in IRS liens on Reddington’s property have been discharged, i.e., paid off. Reddington did not return calls seeking comment on his apparently unpaid tax debts.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (kX27y)

75 Are they alternate brands that man m and m style chocolates with good chocolate?

I had a local chocolate place make peanut butter cups and since they use good ingredients it blows Reese's out of the water

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

76 Monster rats.
He blamed milder winters, longer breeding and more food.

***

I blame the filthy lifestyle of Britain's newest citizens.
You should have seen the one living near my apartment when I was stationed in the Middle East.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (2WIwB)

77 "Bigger cows mean bigger molecules. Bigger molecules mean better living."

Posted by: Your Friends at Monsanto at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (guGkK)

78 Frank Zappa prefers burnt weenie sandwich.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

79 Shocking headline (IOTWreport/Twitchy):

Mamdani Complains Trump Is Ruining Dem Efforts to Bring Foreigners to the US and Get Them on Welfare

I mean, nobody voted for this, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - That darned Trump at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (yrKoI)

80 Repeal the AUMF from 2001 and the War Powers Act, and you might have a case.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (NrFex


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And be held accountable for voting for a war?!!

Posted by: Uniparty Congress at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (Gelwd)

81
After visiting Old Blighty this summer, I guarantee that the main cause of the monster rats is all open bags of garbage left at the curb of all the newcomers crap shops and hookah dens.

Even two years ago when I was there, the streets and sidewalks were still mostly clean with the store owners sweeping and cleaning the sidewalk in front of their stores.

No longer.

Here's how you go from a 1st world nation to a stink-filled 3rd world nation.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iJfKG)

82
It's speculation and vibes keeping energy up by this point.

Ukraine/Russia is having a more material effect than Iran on energy on the baseline reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (NrFex)



Yeah, but me having to pay $6 a gallon for diesel in Texas tells me its all bullshit.

Will it effect how I vote? Likely not. Is it causing me to lose respect for Trump? Absolutely.

He ran on cutting costs for everything. 'DAY 1' he said.....

I'm paying more than I ever have before. That doesn't sit well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)

83 74 There is no record that any of the $2.37 million in IRS liens on Reddington’s property have been discharged, i.e., paid off. Reddington did not return calls seeking comment on his apparently unpaid tax debts.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (kX27y)

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I have been informed that the lone holdout juror is obviously a bad person who deserves no defense because he has unpaid rent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (NrFex)

84 68 "Cow's milk has huge molecules, because cows are huge ... Trust The SCIENCE !!!" Ringo knows Sciency Things

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)

Especially the Spherical ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (l3cgK)

85 Logic follows that mouse milk should have little bitty molecules, and elephant milk should have molecules the size of lemons.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (MWfyi)

86 Chocolate can take several crystalline forms. One doesn't melt so easily and is the isoform used for chocolates you buy in the store...but if you melt it and don't temper it right, you get the wrong form.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)
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This is exactly why I have not yet been able to duplicate my mom's fudge. She works some magic with the chocolate crystals that I have not yet deciphered.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (FZ29D)

87 More from the NYP's item:
Starr’s explanation about the size of the animals and their “molecules” isn’t backed by science, but there are structural differences between goat and cow milk.

Research has found that goat milk generally contains a higher proportion of smaller fat globules than cow milk and differs in its fat and protein composition.

Those differences, along with the way the proteins form curds during digestion, may affect how the two types of milk are digested.


So he's not right, but he's not as retarded as he sounded.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (8mulE)

88 Frank Zappa prefers burnt weenie sandwich.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (Jr5Lq)



Calling all vegetables......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V)

89 Yeah, but me having to pay $6 a gallon for diesel in Texas tells me its all bullshit.

$ 8.39 here...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (+gK6I)

90 "An Essex pest controller says "monster rats" are spreading across the UK. Paul Claydon of Fast Track Pest Control said he has never seen so many rats, or such large ones, with some reaching 16-inches long."

This was all predicted in the documentary, "The Princess Bride"..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (nbLIj)

91 “Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising… you are goddess incarnate woman... You are an inspiration... fuck patriarchy"

---------------

Where have you gone, Lizzy Báthory?
A nation turns its lonely wombs to you .. woo hoo hoo.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (+W73Z)

92 82 Yeah, but me having to pay $6 a gallon for diesel in Texas tells me its all bullshit.

Will it effect how I vote? Likely not. Is it causing me to lose respect for Trump? Absolutely.

He ran on cutting costs for everything. 'DAY 1' he said.....

I'm paying more than I ever have before. That doesn't sit well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Trump is destroying China.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

You know, the country that released covid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (NrFex)

93 He ran on cutting costs for everything. 'DAY 1' he said.....

I'm paying more than I ever have before. That doesn't sit well.......


Trump reduced inflation from 10+% to 2%. That doesn't reduce prices but it does stop the hyperinflation we were experiencing.

He also stopped the government from destroying our chicken stock...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

94 Ukraine/Russia is having a more material effect than Iran on energy on the baseline reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:35 PM (NrFex)


Trump will hear the calls for relief and then will stop exporting heating oil and diesel, saving it for sales within the US for the midterms and the winter, and probably Japan and Korea.

And Europe will eat itself trying to to figure out if it wants to run an economy on windmills or Russian fuel, and Africa will continue to be Africa with even more misery and pain.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

95 Should I use birdhand on annoying-mercenary grocery shopper?

There is this exceedingly rude woman (piloting a hover-round) in my favorite grocery store and she is the exact match of those creepy jurors!

Posted by: 13times at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (6iKlf)

96 Logic follows that mouse milk should have little bitty molecules, and elephant milk should have molecules the size of lemons.

It's said that you have to choke down elephant molecules with a glass of milk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (guGkK)

97 A prune is not a vegetable.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (MWfyi)

98 Yeah, I think I heard that Neil Peart was some kind of genius, and now I find out Ringo is one, too.

Posted by: Snared Again at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (Fn+3X)

99 Have you seen a cow? The molecules are so big
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I love a cow with big molecules.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (b4tyc)

100 Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising… you are goddess incarnate woman... You are an inspiration... fuck patriarchy"

I like the way this lady thinks

Posted by: Baal at September 16, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

101 Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 01:30 PM (QFchU)

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Mm. Mm hmm. May I suggest lighting your hair on fire?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 01:42 PM (RIvkX)

102 94 Trump will hear the calls for relief and then will stop exporting heating oil and diesel, saving it for sales within the US for the midterms and the winter, and probably Japan and Korea.

And Europe will eat itself trying to to figure out if it wants to run an economy on windmills or Russian fuel, and Africa will continue to be Africa with even more misery and pain.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

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This could happen! He does have the authority, and it'd be hilarious as Europe, who just got, short term, cut off from Saudi oil, reacts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:42 PM (NrFex)

103 I suspect forbidding international surrogacy, or forbidding surrogacy where one parent is not a US citizen would fix most of what this Chinses wanker is doing.

Also, the other reports I've seen say he's only siring sons (singlehandedly worsening China's sex-demographic instability!) so he's going to be SOL if Musk has no daughters

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 01:42 PM (vJrRc)

104 I would like for Trump to call for the end of state level gas taxes.

Make the blue states especially make the argument no, it is bad for the erf if gas prices go down

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

105 History that deserves to be remembered (tech news style)

The Hacker Who Whistled Into the Phone: How John Draper, Cap’n Crunch, and a 2,600 Hz Tone Changed Tech Culture

c/o iotwreport.com/capn-crunch-phone-hacker/

Posted by: mindful webworker - remembers at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (yrKoI)

106 Even two years ago when I was there, the streets and sidewalks were still mostly clean with the store owners sweeping and cleaning the sidewalk in front of their stores.

No longer.

Here's how you go from a 1st world nation to a stink-filled 3rd world nation.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iJfKG)
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Keeping a neat and tidy storefront used to be a matter of pride for store owners in the West.

You didn't want to be shamed because your storefront was disreputable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)

107 Haven't I been trying to tell you guys for 20 years that the molecules in cow's milk are too big?

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I've also found this to be true with large-breasted women.

/NOW we know why Sydney Sweeney doesn't do "Got Milk" commercials or advertisements ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (+W73Z)

108 > BREAKING….

Kevin Reddington, Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer, has federal tax liens of $2.37 million for unpaid taxes on his Marshfield mansion, according to public records on file at the Plymouth County Registry of Deeds.

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Interesting that the GoFundMe account was jacked to $3M... to cover Reddington's IRS liens?

I'd wager, yes.... yes it was.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)

109 It’s pretty clear something has to be done about the hyper partisan and corrupt Supreme Court. They are killing our democracy one ruling at a time. I’ll support just about anything they want to do about it.

The legacy of Bitch McConnell. He had set his sights on filing the court with young, explicitly Conservative justices since the Obama era, and he does not get enough hate for it.

Obama shouldn’t have pressured Biden to let Hillary run instead in 2016. If he hadn’t, Biden probably wins in 2016 and we get a liberal majority court.

They stole a supreme court seat and used it to repeal women's healthcare and black voting rights, overturning both precedent and congress. There is no respect left for the supreme court. Democrats need to take a sledgehammer to the status quo.

The court is already packed. We need to talk about it that way.

Progressives were screaming for this back in 2021-2024 but were told we were too radical, now that Trump won and basically dominates America is when Dems decide to listen lol

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (5HGTQ)

110 No one tell Ringo about magnets.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (b4tyc)

111
Trump reduced inflation from 10+% to 2%. That doesn't reduce prices but it does stop the hyperinflation we were experiencing.

He also stopped the government from destroying our chicken stock...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)



And yet, everything is more expensive than ever.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (ccf/V)

112 This is exactly why I have not yet been able to duplicate my mom's fudge. She works some magic with the chocolate crystals that I have not yet deciphered.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 01:40 PM (FZ29D)


It is called "conching" and there is information on it on the interwebs. Mom stirred and scrapped hers for quite a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (rbvCR)

113 Kash Patel is working with Congress on legislation to ban birth tourism.

We will absolutely mark this for consideration by the next Congress!

Posted by: Congress at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (Uqjn+)

114 Uhm, akshully, Van Halen specified they didn't want any BROWN M&Ms. And it, uhm, wasn't even about the M&Ms, but to check how carefully the facility would read the contract, so the crew had an idea how many problems they might encounter during setup.

Posted by: That Guy at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM (5HGTQ)

***

Concur.
This is a common practice. A buddy's daughter was an extra in an early Mission Impossible movie and one actor specifically required one type of bottled water.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (2WIwB)

115
I've also found this to be true with large-breasted women.

/NOW we know why Sydney Sweeney doesn't do "Got Milk" commercials or advertisements ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (+W73Z)




Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

116 You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big molecules.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (X+NGn)

117 >>Councils moving from weekly to fortnightly bins

This is the problem right here. City workers playing video games instead of killin rats.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (1W4K+)

118
The turn over at the Lindsay Clancy DayCare Centers is atrocious

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (OkYzo)

119 The average yearly housing tax in Marshfield is about $8k/year.

How does this guy owe $2.4M?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

120 This is a common practice. A buddy's daughter was an extra in an early Mission Impossible movie and one actor specifically required one type of bottled water.

Where does one even find "Thetan Water"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)

121 I love their beady little eyes. Rats! Millions of rats! And my Master said I could have them.

Posted by: Renfield At The Dock at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Fn+3X)

122 Should I use birdhand on annoying-mercenary grocery shopper?

There is this exceedingly rude woman (piloting a hover-round) in my favorite grocery store and she is the exact match of those creepy jurors!

Posted by: 13times

Grab a land whale scooter and ram her into the dairy case.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (GXElQ)

123 And yet, everything is more expensive than ever.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:44 PM (ccf/V)


Actually reducing the prices involves deflation, which the banks and big investors fear worse than fire. The Cantillionaires require inflation to keep them in the state that they have become accustomed.
So until we solve that problem you will continue to have the same inflation you have had since you were born.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

124
And yet, everything is more expensive than ever.......


Right. If you wanted to cause deflation you'd have to end all federal discretionary spending and then some...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

125 Yeah, I think I heard that Neil Peart was some kind of genius, and now I find out Ringo is one, too.
Posted by: Snared Again at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (Fn+3X)

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I saw a video on YouTube the other day (so the following information must be true), but the reason they called Peart "the Professor" was not because he was so good on the drums, but instead it was due to his likeness to actor Russell Johnson who played the Professor on "Gilligan's Island".

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Gelwd)

126 The average yearly housing tax in Marshfield is about $8k/year.

How does this guy owe $2.4M?!?


A federal lien wouldn't be for real estate taxes. It would probably be an IRS lien, which the IRS likes to put on peoples' houses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)

127 Let them eat goats' ...milk!

(More cows for me. Yum.)

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at September 16, 2026 01:47 PM (JCLJi)

128 Here's another thing on the economy, regarding Q2's numbers:

"Q2 2026 Government Spending Details

Overall Impact: The decline in government outlays subtracted about 0.2 percentage points from real gross domestic product (GDP) growth.

Federal vs. State: Federal outlays contracted by 4.2%, while combined federal and state/local outlays overall pulled down the sector, driven largely by reductions in nondefense spending despite a modest 2.4% increase in defense spending."

This is after Q4 of last year saw government spending contract by 5.6% (government shutdown everyone forgot happened) and then rebound partially with +4.4% in Q1.

Everyone has said forever that the key to economic growth and restricting inflation was contracting government spending.

Well, Trump's doing that.

And no, increased energy costs because of a conflict is not inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:47 PM (NrFex)

129 How to create monster rats

- Fill streets with migrants
- Fill homes with filthy migrants with no understanding of sanitation
- Camel-jockey slaughtering of animals in back gardens
- Migrants throwing trash in yards, parks, streets, gutters
- Migrants selling shit without proper sanitation
- Migrant restaurants filled with filth.


Oh yeah, and global warming.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (1W4K+)

130 Wasn't someone trying to make chicken stock in here recently, or was it broth? Soup?

Posted by: Soupy Sales at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (Fn+3X)

131
There is this exceedingly rude woman (piloting a hover-round) in my favorite grocery store and she is the exact match of those creepy jurors!

Posted by: 13times at September 16, 2026 01:41 PM (6iKlf)
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Sounds like my Trader Joe's. And the young moms who ask their under 5 year olds what they want for dinner tonight.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (kX27y)

132 “Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising… you are goddess incarnate woman... You are an inspiration... fuck patriarchy"

Nothing says "fuck the patriarchy" quite like murdering your children I guess...
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The Khmer Rouge, which I've mentioned once or a billion times the Left wants desperately to create here, liked to bash babies into trees to death in front of their parents.

You can surely see it germinating here.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (b4tyc)

133 Actually reducing the prices involves deflation, which the banks and big investors fear worse than fire. The Cantillionaires require inflation to keep them in the state that they have become accustomed.

I see the problems with high levels of deflation but frankly the supposed negative impacts of low level deflation are stupid.

We are really supposed to think Joe Average isn't going to by a new $500 TV today because he could get it for $495 next year?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

134 68 "Cow's milk has huge molecules, because cows are huge ... Trust The SCIENCE !!!" Ringo knows Sciency Things
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM

They sell special bulls so you get small molecule milk.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2026 01:49 PM (LGB80)

135 Hell, germinating, it has taken root.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:49 PM (b4tyc)

136 123 Actually reducing the prices involves deflation, which the banks and big investors fear worse than fire. The Cantillionaires require inflation to keep them in the state that they have become accustomed.
So until we solve that problem you will continue to have the same inflation you have had since you were born.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)

========

We are seeing deflation in certain sectors (rents, a bit in groceries), but most economists blame deflation for a lot of the Great Depression.

So, the fear of deflation is deep and wide in economic circles.

Trump is reacting by trying to limit inflation as much as possible (he mentioned a 1% target a while back) and increasing economic output (wage growth, etc) which is one big reason he shat on the AI pullback effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:49 PM (NrFex)

137 The cost of goods exceed the inflation rate, bigly.


But Ok. You just want me to sit here and accept everything is fine.

Whatevs......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:49 PM (ccf/V)

138
Saw $6.70 gallon of diesel in Oregon. This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (OkYzo)

139 "Cow's milk has huge molecules, because cows are huge ... Trust The SCIENCE !!!" Ringo knows Sciency Things
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 01:37 PM



It's shit like this that should remind everyone that entertainers should entertain you, then you walk away. Don't listen to ANYTHING ELSE they have to say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

140 Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero,

I first read that as: Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking zero,

I like my reading better.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

141 138
Saw $6.70 gallon of diesel in Oregon. This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (OkYzo)

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Diesel prices are mostly because Ukraine has been hitting Russian refineries that focus on diesel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (NrFex)

142 - Fill homes with filthy migrants with no understanding of sanitation

I saw a news report when someone that owned a motel was suing the government because the illegals they housed their destroyed the place. One specific incident sticks with me - the immigrants didn't know how the sink worked so they just left it on all the time.

Eventually the sink flooded and ended up spilling onto the floor.

No one called the owner/staff and they basically destroyed the bathroom and the carpet in the rest of the unit by leaving it in this state for days.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

143 >> Karl Rove, former adviser to President George W. Bush, longtime Texas GOP political consultant, round-headed brother of Humpty Dumpty, fat suit model, President of the Douchebag society and all around fat, lumpy, cottage cheese ass sick juggler.

FIFY

Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (Je/XQ)

144 It's shit like this that should remind everyone that entertainers should entertain you, then you walk away. Don't listen to ANYTHING ELSE they have to say.

Wait. Where are you going?

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (guGkK)

145 Ratatouille UK!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (q2NNn)

146 TJM, I have an actual economics question I can't figure out. I need simple shapes and colors I guess.

if, in a highly leveraged economy, a downturn makes all the leveraged investments collapse, is that going to reduce the money supply, and will that be a form of deflation?

I think it does, since credit is part of the money supply, but I can't get my head around it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)

147 It's obvious that the citizens of Piddington are against giant rats.
Anti raticist bastards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (OLZpF)

148
Diesel prices are mostly because Ukraine has been hitting Russian refineries that focus on diesel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (NrFex)



I mean, it's not like we can refine diesel in the US or anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

149 Did anyone ask Pete Best what kind of sandwich he likes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:38 PM (guGkK)

--------------

PB and Jam?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (+W73Z)

150 The average yearly housing tax in Marshfield is about $8k/year.

How does this guy owe $2.4M?!?

A federal lien wouldn't be for real estate taxes. It would probably be an IRS lien, which the IRS likes to put on peoples' houses.


You know, every so often I get the impression that a lot of the richer leftards somehow get away with just... not paying taxes, at all, for years and years, and that's half of how they get rich so fast. Then occasionally they get caught.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (aJQbY)

151
But Ok. You just want me to sit here and accept everything is fine.


I'm certainly not saying that. I fully endorse ending discretionary spending and trying to aim for 1% or so deflation rate.

But...even if Trump could get the Rs on board that wouldn't be a winning electoral strategy

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

152 I say we leverage the court's fear of popular backlash in our own favor. We should campaign to pack the court with six hard-core based conservatives.

And then let Kavanaugh and Roberts and Coney-Barret write decisions to appease us.

And look, the left is going to pack the court. This isn't just bluffing.
--
The "switch in time that saved 9"
The lefties loved it 'cause it was their fascist FDR--and we're still suffering from all those shitty decisions.

near 100 years, and the Republicans still haven't grown the balls to fight dirty and tell SCOTUS to F off.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (3cUTc)

153 President of the Douchebag society and all around fat, lumpy, cottage cheese ass sick juggler.



I saw Cottage Cheese Ass Sick Juggler open for Insane Clown Posse at Bully Beatdown in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:53 PM (ccf/V)

154 EXCLUSIVE: Talarico’s Lesbian Minister Caught On Camera Saying His Political Makeover Is A Lie
“I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he’ll change his tune back to where he was."

https://tinyurl.com/w5xkvn65

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

155 The Khmer Rouge, which I've mentioned once or a billion times the Left wants desperately to create here, liked to bash babies into trees to death in front of their parents.

You can surely see it germinating here.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:48 PM (b4tyc)

------------

The Comanche did it too. I suspect we'll need to do to the left what the Texas Rangers did to the Comanche.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 01:53 PM (2UnvF)

156 148
Diesel prices are mostly because Ukraine has been hitting Russian refineries that focus on diesel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:50 PM (NrFex)


I mean, it's not like we can refine diesel in the US or anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

======

Not with California shutting down their refineries, we can't.

Not with those who would build new ones being gun shy because they know a Democrat administration will make their lives hell.

Our refineries are at capacity, which is a big reason gas prices are so sticky on the up side right now. When things actually do begin to cool down, demand will drop and the spreads will shrink and gas prices will fall.

It accelerates if Trump does the export ban thing, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:53 PM (NrFex)

157 FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday confirmed that the Trump administration was working to create legislation to target "birth tourism," the practice of traveling to the U.S. to give birth and secure citizenship for newborns.


You come here, you have a baby, the baby is a US citizen according to the supremes.

The baby stays.
But you must go.
You don't get to kidnap a US Citizen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 01:54 PM (XE+QS)

158 Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero,

I first read that as: Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking zero,

I like my reading better.
Posted by: Diogenes

I could only take 10 seconds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 01:54 PM (GXElQ)

159 146 TJM, I have an actual economics question I can't figure out. I need simple shapes and colors I guess.

if, in a highly leveraged economy, a downturn makes all the leveraged investments collapse, is that going to reduce the money supply, and will that be a form of deflation?

I think it does, since credit is part of the money supply, but I can't get my head around it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)

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Over my head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:54 PM (NrFex)

160 151
But Ok. You just want me to sit here and accept everything is fine.

I'm certainly not saying that. I fully endorse ending discretionary spending and trying to aim for 1% or so deflation rate.

But...even if Trump could get the Rs on board that wouldn't be a winning electoral strategy

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

========

The past three quarters have seen government spending outright declining. Trump's doing it on his own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:55 PM (NrFex)

161 Posted by: 18-1

I was being a bit over the top with my comment, but there is truth in it. People who are born and raised in the 3rd world, and who now live in 3rd world enclaves in the West, have no conception of sanitation and no sense of pride of community or "leave things better than you found them" -- that is a very Western concept and it does not translate.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (1W4K+)

162 It's obvious that the citizens of Piddington are against giant rats.
Anti raticist bastards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (OLZpF)

---------------

If rats were here before "Native Americans," shouldn't all the "Lefty Looney Land Acknowledgments" be recognize Rattus Rule?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (+W73Z)

163 You want to know why GDP has been underwhelming at the top line for the last few quarters?

Two big reasons:

Imports are counted against GDP and they've been up.

Government spending is counted towards GDP, and it's been down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (NrFex)

164
Our refineries are at capacity, which is a big reason gas prices are so sticky on the up side right now. When things actually do begin to cool down, demand will drop and the spreads will shrink and gas prices will fall.

It accelerates if Trump does the export ban thing, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:53 PM (NrFex)



Trump ran on affordability. Everyone hated Biden because of costs.


Things aren't better in MAGA world.......The left will campaign on that, Trump looks to be a liar and America will die because of it.

He better shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (ccf/V)

165 114 This is a common practice. A buddy's daughter was an extra in an early Mission Impossible movie and one actor specifically required one type of bottled water.

it was sierra springs, wasn't it?

Posted by: adrian monk at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (v3pYe)

166 Prices suck right now but allowing the Dems to take over is gonna make it much worse...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (+gK6I)

167 "I don't have a lot of them anymore, but cheese," Starr answered. He said he loved cheese before clarifying, "But it has to be goat cheese now."

When Colbert questioned his preference for goat cheese, Starr said, "I don't eat anything from the cow because the molecules are so big. Have you seen a cow? The molecules are so big. And that's why if you drink a glass of milk, you're full. With a goat, it's a good size for our bodies."

Ringo is right. There was the time they served up miniature bread backstage and I had to fold up everything and it was a complete disaster.

https://youtu.be/UCy_CNXTG0A

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (q2NNn)

168 Aren't there some mammals smaller than goats? Cats or mice perhaps?

Posted by: PG at September 16, 2026 01:57 PM (pxHVR)

169 Ringo, because he's Ringo, is incapable of giving a straight answer. I suspect he's just lactose intolerant from being old and doesn't want to take chances with cow cheese.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 16, 2026 01:57 PM (0bjKf)

170 Another thing I see popping up on lefty circles: faux concerns about the male loneliness epidemic.

Their answers to it?

Be gay
Stop being lame, like choose to be rich instead
and...THAT DAMN TRUMP IS TO BLAME

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

171 Prices suck right now but allowing the Dems to take over is gonna make it much worse...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (+gK6I)



Of course, but we ALL know the electorate has VERY short term memories........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:58 PM (ccf/V)

172 No one called the owner/staff and they basically destroyed the bathroom and the carpet in the rest of the unit by leaving it in this state for days.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 01:51 PM


Many ragheads are really this ignorant of Western living. It wasn't uncommon to see a perfectly good Mercedes left abandoned by the side of the road in Saudi Arabia. The free car to the desert dwellers was great. They'd drive it until it ran out of gas and figured that was that.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 01:58 PM (2WIwB)

173 164
Trump ran on affordability. Everyone hated Biden because of costs.


Things aren't better in MAGA world.......The left will campaign on that, Trump looks to be a liar and America will die because of it.

He better shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (ccf/V)

========

The easing of prices is happening, especially in places like rent. Groceries were outright deflated in July.

And, again, no, gas prices don't affect voting behaviors:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2097832343964668203

All while economic activity (real economic activity, not government spending) is accelerated and wages are growing far faster than inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:58 PM (NrFex)

174


Hmmm........
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60 Minutes

@60Minutes
·
57m
Patrick Clancy.
This Sunday.
Only on 60 Minutes.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (kX27y)

175 Viola Smith is America's longest lived female drummer. She lived to 107.

Posted by: 1912-2020 at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (Fn+3X)

176 Over my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:54 PM (NrFex)


mine too. Drat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

177 He better shit or get off the pot.
_-_
And so should congress.

Then there's the deportation/remigration that is not happening in adequate numbers...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (oxJBh)

178 The... the molecules are so big?

OK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

179 ·
57m
Patrick Clancy.
This Sunday.
Only on 60 Minutes.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (kX27y)


Not interested in hearing him say what a good Mother his ex wife was...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

180 176 Over my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:54 PM (NrFex)

mine too. Drat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

======

Just remember. Illiterate asshole here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:00 PM (NrFex)

181 @60Minutes
·
57m
Patrick Clancy.
This Sunday.
Only on 60 Minutes.
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (kX27y)



Why would anybody go on 60 minutes.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:00 PM (ccf/V)

182 Prices suck right now but allowing the Dems to take over is gonna make it much worse...

I went to a store in the mail the other day to buy jeans. I know the mall so I'd be paying a premium, but with the low quality control it is hard to find a pair that actually fits so...how bad could it be? Maybe...$60? or $80?

Anyway I tried on a few pairs and found one that fit and brought it up to the register. And...$160. I asked the clerk to doublecheck...this was one pair of jeans right? And...yep that's the price.

I gave them back and walked out. I noticed the store was full of 20-30 olds shopping. I make a very good salary and that price made be say no. How the hell are these kids paying those prices?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

183 You know, every so often I get the impression that a lot of the richer leftards somehow get away with just... not paying taxes, at all, for years and years, and that's half of how they get rich so fast. Then occasionally they get caught.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 01:52 PM (aJQbY)

Taxes are for little people. People like you.

Posted by: Leona Helmsley, Hotel Tycoon at September 16, 2026 02:01 PM (q2NNn)

184
Not interested in hearing him say what a good Mother his ex wife was...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)
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Agree, I'd like to hear him talk about revenge, eye for an eye kind of stuff. Like the new season of Fauda.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 02:01 PM (kX27y)

185 Not interested in hearing him say what a good Mother his ex wife was...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid that's what the interview's going to do - play down Clancy's horrific murders even more by saying how "great" a mother she was until she killed her children. As if the former negates the latter.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 02:02 PM (oPFtC)

186 Why would anybody go on 60 minutes.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:00 PM (ccf/V)


This perspective has been reflected in their latest ratings. Stick a fork in 'em. They're done.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)

187 177 He better shit or get off the pot.
_-_
And so should congress.

Then there's the deportation/remigration that is not happening in adequate numbers...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (oxJBh)

========

It's happening at enough that US population outright declined in 2025.

It's at least 3 million in just over a year.

The foreign born population is nose diving, and projected to have completely erased the gains from the beginning of...Obama's first term.

https://x.com/MorseReport/status/
2095555170281341176

Hell, white birthrates are up and Hispanic birthrates are down:

https://x.com/greatreversal_/status/
2098907862927855990

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:02 PM (NrFex)

188 is that going to reduce the money supply, and will that be a form of deflation?
_-_
In the past that does not seem to have been the result. It was more like, print more money and bail 'em out with it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (oxJBh)

189 Not interested in hearing him say what a good Mother his ex wife was...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

Yep, great. Right up until the moment she choked the life out of them methodically and remorselessly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

190 Yes, but now an illiterate asshole with a job.
How often can you sell your plasma?

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (Fn+3X)

191 TJM,
Not saying there isn't progress on the foreign population numbers, and this is a very good thing - concerned that it might not be enough.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:04 PM (oxJBh)

192 How often can you sell your plasma?
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (Fn+3X)

I think it is up to a few times a month.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

193 Just remember. Illiterate asshole here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:00 PM (NrFex)


I am going to guess that the price of things in hamburgers is going to collapse once all the suppliers I am ordering from as the principal consumer discover that Wimpy is not going to pay me back on Tuesday, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:05 PM (rbvCR)

194 We have both kinds of assholes here at the AoSHQ Country Bunker - illiterate and innumerate!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (q2NNn)

195 Yes, but now an illiterate asshole with a job.
How often can you sell your plasma?
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (Fn+3X)



I thought he was a test subject for Pfizer.......I hear they pay well......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (ccf/V)

196 191 TJM,
Not saying there isn't progress on the foreign population numbers, and this is a very good thing - concerned that it might not be enough.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:04 PM (oxJBh)

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Trump won in 2024 with the 12-20 million population injection.

And Merrick Garland in charge of the DOJ turning a blind eye to every bit of election fortification the left could come up with.

It's important to remember that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (NrFex)

197 190 Yes, but now an illiterate asshole with a job.
How often can you sell your plasma?

Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (Fn+3X)

=======

I do whole blood every 8 weeks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (NrFex)

198 I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)

199
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid that's what the interview's going to do - play down Clancy's horrific murders even more by saying how "great" a mother she was until she killed her children. As if the former negates the latter.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 02:02 PM (oPFtC)



And anything to the contrary will be edited out anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (ccf/V)

200 198 I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)

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GDP topline would be higher because of massive increases in government spending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:07 PM (NrFex)

201 Gah, Karl Rove!
STFU

Latest observation on the viral tweet about Indians at UT game is that they’re throwing milk all over each other.
How ‘bout that good, clean ‘Merican fun, y’all?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:07 PM (4KUe5)

202 They stole a supreme court seat and used it to repeal women's healthcare and black voting rights, overturning both precedent and congress. There is no respect left for the supreme court. Democrats need to take a sledgehammer to the status quo.

Yeah, go with that...apparently letting States decide the abortion question is the same thing as "repeal[ ing ] women's healthcare".
Overturning Congress? LOL
Black voting rights? You mean allowing redistricting in Louisiana? How did that disenfranchise Black voters?
AT least I agree with one of the last points. I've lost a great deal of respect for SCOTUS, but that's for other reasons.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:07 PM (l3cgK)

203 He ran on cutting costs for everything. 'DAY 1' he said.....

Other than fast tracking every oil project, opening up ANWR, bringing Venezuelan crude on-line, waiving negotiating to get Pemex on board, deregulating coal, pausing the Jones Act, advancing the development of a variety of small reactor programs, getting off the vanity fuel blends, dropping out of Paris Accords, halt giving shit-tons of cash to Ukraine to blow up Russian refineries, trying to keep the SoH open, promoting Gulf Nations to ship via pipe... what thing, that Trump has control over does he need to do to win over your skepticism?

Exactly what would Kamala's handlers do to make things better?

Why aren't you upset at those who emptied SPR, literally blowing up refineries and pipelines, sinking tankers and closing Keystone XL?

You think Trump is fucking Swengali and give everyone a Coke and sing in perfect harmony?

You do realize that scores of NGOs, Congress critters and the gynekritocracy are doing all in the power to thwart Trumps efforts, right?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:07 PM (pUU4E)

204 Does Dunkin' Donuts charge 50 cents for a receipt of a credit card purchase?

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

205 sorry read the post - did Ace mean Krasner?

because yeah I'm enjoying him squirming

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)

206 205 sorry read the post - did Ace mean Krasner?

because yeah I'm enjoying him squirming

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)

========

He squirms, but he still holds power over you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (NrFex)

207 >>> Prices suck right now but allowing the Dems to take over is gonna make it much worse...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:56 PM (+gK6I)

======

As well as making it irreversible.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (QFchU)

208 I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)



High beef prices, $6 a gallon diesel..........and formerly irradicated diseases killing off a portion of the population.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)

209 W.'s nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom".

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

210
You do realize that scores of NGOs, Congress critters and the gynekritocracy are doing all in the power to thwart Trumps efforts, right?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:07 PM (pUU4E)



No. I'm just a dumbf*ck who knows dick about shit and likes to complain a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

211 200 198 I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)


Stacy Abrams would be riding around in a chauffeured car proportionate to her immense size.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (guGkK)

212 "I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)"

Muy bueno.

Posted by: Zek at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (5FPX4)

213 did anyone see the "teen" attack at York College here in PA?

holy hell

that's not a dump either, York

ugly stuff

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

214 I mentioned it earlier, but the faggot Karl Rove says he's going to vote for was proudly wearing a "trans right" Covid mask on the TX House floor.

So this isn't some "moderate Dem" Karl decided is better than a possibly distasteful and inarticulate Republican--it's a far-left, radical Dem.

But damned if Bo French didn't smoke out some deep embedded liberals still pretending to be conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (3cUTc)

215 High beef prices, $6 a gallon diesel..........and formerly irradicated diseases killing off a portion of the population.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)


Which diseases? Typhus in So Cal Homeless favelas?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)

216 Trump did run on inflation, but I seriously doubt it was one of the key factors in his win.

Inflation had largely come under control by the time 2024 election season started.

I think the strongest element was immigration. Life just got worse under Biden, and it was easy (and accurate) to point the finger at the millions of new arrivals who made the country worse in a myriad of ways (including driving up prices in ways that weren't inflation by increasing the demand for everything without increasing the supply).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (NrFex)

217 147 It's obvious that the citizens of Piddington are against giant rats.
Anti raticist bastards
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Paddington get a cute, lovable bear in a rain jacket. We don't want giant rats...or thousands of other, uh, vermin. Rapey, violent vermin.

Posted by: Disgruntled Piddington Residents at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (5HGTQ)

218 Yeah, that's what I'm afraid that's what the interview's going to do - play down Clancy's horrific murders even more by saying how "great" a mother she was until she killed her children. As if the former negates the latter.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 02:02 PM (oPFtC)


And anything to the contrary will be edited out anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (ccf/V)
=======

"Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (rj6Yv)

219 Anyway I tried on a few pairs and found one that fit and brought it up to the register. And...$160. I asked the clerk to doublecheck...this was one pair of jeans right? And...yep that's the price.

I gave them back and walked out. I noticed the store was full of 20-30 olds shopping. I make a very good salary and that price made be say no. How the hell are these kids paying those prices?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

Thrifting is huge with the teen and young adult set...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (tOcjL)

220 Iirc, Patrick Clancy remarried and moved to NY.
A journalist outed him at a recent marathon, asking him about the murders. Then the crazy ladies all decided that he was the true murderer, not his wife.

I get why he’s agreed to an interview.
He may never be left alone, allowed to move on*.

*He had his kids’ names on his marathon tee, so he doesn’t forget them- never will.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (4KUe5)

221 "I've been a good mom to you little parasites but now it's time to pay the piper."

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (guGkK)

222 120 This is a common practice. A buddy's daughter was an extra in an early Mission Impossible movie and one actor specifically required one type of bottled water.

Where does one even find "Thetan Water"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (guGkK)

Thetan water is bad water. Devil water.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

223 Immigration is one of the things that could prove fatal to the nation.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (oxJBh)

224
I get why he’s agreed to an interview.
He may never be left alone, allowed to move on*.

*He had his kids’ names on his marathon tee, so he doesn’t forget them- never will.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (4KUe5)



But he didn't show remorse properly on the stand, three years later, so he's OBVIOUSLY the one who actually killed them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (ccf/V)

225 213 did anyone see the "teen" attack at York College here in PA?

holy hell

that's not a dump either, York

ugly stuff
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

I saw the video of that, ugh. This behavior should not be acceptable but for obvious reasons, it's going to continue until someone gets killed.

I grew up in Lebanon county, PA, so not too far away from York.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (oPFtC)

226 220 Iirc, Patrick Clancy remarried and moved to NY.
A journalist outed him at a recent marathon, asking him about the murders. Then the crazy ladies all decided that he was the true murderer, not his wife.

I get why he’s agreed to an interview.
He may never be left alone, allowed to move on*.

*He had his kids’ names on his marathon tee, so he doesn’t forget them- never will.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (4KUe5)

=======

"Her every moment of existence does not show that she mourns the correct way as I dictate, therefore she is guilty."
-unrelated comment directed at Erika Kirk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:12 PM (NrFex)

227 High beef prices,

Trump literally dropped all tariffs for 90 days on 300k tons of ground beef, and has opened up ivestigations and actions against the slaughter house cartel specifically to reduce market beef prices and everyone, including those who hate tariffs in the first place lost their minds over this declaring that this he is a traitor to the cattlemen.

What do you want him to do? If he converted the White House lawn to cattle raising, the Democrats would impeach him and the gynekritocracy would be looking for ways to incarcerate him.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (pUU4E)

228
I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?

Posted by: Case

================

Everything about the country for that matter. And the whole world.

Curious, has anyone asked Kamala what she thinks of the DSA agenda? (I imagine not, because she wouldn't speak to anyone who would be so gauche as to ask her such awkward question.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (XJ22o)

229 >>>Haven't I been trying to tell you guys for 20 years that the molecules in cow's milk are too big?

It's Science, fatties.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (dK+Kv)

230 Thrifting is huge with the teen and young adult set...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:11 PM (tOcjL)

My 21 year old daughter loves to go to thrift shops and thrife conventions. She always finds the prettiest things there. She's got way more fashion sense than I ever had.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (ZgwKJ)

231 228 Everything about the country for that matter. And the whole world.

Curious, has anyone asked Kamala what she thinks of the DSA agenda? (I imagine not, because she wouldn't speak to anyone who would be so gauche as to ask her such awkward question.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (XJ22o)

=======

She's embracing them publicly.

Because she's just making sure her left flank is protected.

For no reason, though. She's just not gonna run because she would never do that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:14 PM (NrFex)

232 212 "I wonder what the economy would look like now if Kamala had won?
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 02:06 PM (xJpuh)"

Muy bueno.

Posted by: Zek at September 16, 2026 02:10 PM (5FPX4)

She sucked at every job she ever had...

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 16, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

233 Hey now... don't dis Ringo Starr... I mean... he may be dumb but somehow became Mega Rich, Mega Famous, and has a HAWT wife (Barbara Bach) that he managed to stay married to.... and yes, she aged well.

Maybe I need to start eating goat cheese...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (mP0Kj)

234 She sucked at every job she ever had...

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 16, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)



Stands to reason.

She sucked to GET every job she's ever had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (ccf/V)

235 I think I lost a molecule in here somewhere. Have you guys seen it? It was really big.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (oxJBh)

236 She sucked at every job she ever had...
Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 16, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

"Is that a bad thing though?" - That SF mayor dood who helped her get into her first official position. Totally by her own merit, and not because he was "dating" her, of course.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (oPFtC)

237 off lithping sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (l3cgK)

238 Random Thought:
If Nashville is renaming the airport in honor of Dolly Parton, are they changing the airport code to DDD?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (2WIwB)

239 Hey now... don't dis Ringo Starr... I mean... he may be dumb but somehow became Mega Rich, Mega Famous, and has a HAWT wife (Barbara Bach) that he managed to stay married to.... and yes, she aged well.

Maybe I need to start eating goat cheese...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (mP0Kj)



It would help if you could play drums and keep time like a f*cking wristwatch and luck into being part of one of the biggest bands on the planet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:16 PM (ccf/V)

240 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 02:16 PM (W2Pud)

241 227 High beef prices,

Trump literally dropped all tariffs for 90 days on 300k tons of ground beef, and has opened up ivestigations and actions against the slaughter house cartel specifically to reduce market beef prices and everyone, including those who hate tariffs in the first place lost their minds over this declaring that this he is a traitor to the cattlemen.

What do you want him to do? If he converted the White House lawn to cattle raising, the Democrats would impeach him and the gynekritocracy would be looking for ways to incarcerate him.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (pUU4E)

Ground beef is down...sales can be found for $3.99/lb or less...I know b/c I'm using it in my 1st 2 youth group dinners - the 1st time, I got Amazon's beef (right after the dropped tarriff) at $1.99/lb (which is unheard of), and now I've got Safeway's beef for $2.99/lb for the 2nd meal this weekend...I would never have done beef last year (and no one did) b/c $4.99/lb was the absolute best price and limited by pounds (I use 5 or more for the meal, even in non-meat focused meals - and price is an object when you include the whole rest of the dinner)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:17 PM (tOcjL)

242 What do you want him to do? If he converted the White House lawn to cattle raising, the Democrats would impeach him and the gynekritocracy would be looking for ways to incarcerate him.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:13 PM (pUU4E)

36% of US corn production goes to ethanol. That land and WATER could be used to raise cattle.

Get rid of the stupid ethanol mandate, and in a couple of years Beef prices would decline.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)

243 W.'s nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom".

[ AnnouncerVoice ]

Tonight. On a very special episode of Turd Blossom...

[ /AnnouncerVoice ]

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:18 PM (vTZFs)

244 If Nashville is renaming the airport in honor of Dolly Parton, are they changing the airport code to DDD?

That IATA is being wasted on Dhaalu Airport on Kudahuvadhoo Islands in the Maldives - which is sad because those islands are coral atolls, not majestic twin volcanic peaks.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:19 PM (BvPIe)

245 What do you want him to do? If he converted the White House lawn to cattle raising, the Democrats would impeach him and the gynekritocracy would be looking for ways to incarcerate him.
_-_
Pretty sure you're right. I am not as worried about prices, myself, as I am about the survival of the ranchers. They are being attacked from many directions, and government involvement usually makes it worse, even with the very best of intentions. Glad to see the concern on Trump's part - hope we make progress in the right direction.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:19 PM (oxJBh)

246 High beef price has more to do with raised feed prices and shipping expenses.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (+fpfy)

247 I think I lost a molecule in here somewhere. Have you guys seen it? It was really big.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:15 PM (oxJBh)

Do these molecules make my ass look big?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)

248 But, iirc, he took the stand and talked about how wonderful she was. Either already broken or broken by what happened.

Or a psychopaths chosen victim.

Sad, no matter what.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

249 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

*snort* That never gonna get old...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (3Ope8)

250 Get rid of the stupid ethanol mandate
_-_
I think you've got something there...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (oxJBh)

251 246 High beef price has more to do with raised feed prices and shipping expenses.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (+fpfy)

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The introduction of the topic of inflation to the American political discourse just made American political discourse significantly worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (NrFex)

252
Do these molecules make my ass look big?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)



No, but those TITS! Molecules for days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (ccf/V)

253 Is Lindsay running for the Senate as a democrat?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Stacy Abrams, Big Fat Mamma Jamma at September 16, 2026 02:21 PM (Z8Kuq)

254 OT: Fed hiked rates by a 1/4 pt...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

255 245 What do you want him to do? If he converted the White House lawn to cattle raising, the Democrats would impeach him and the gynekritocracy would be looking for ways to incarcerate him.
_-_
Pretty sure you're right. I am not as worried about prices, myself, as I am about the survival of the ranchers. They are being attacked from many directions, and government involvement usually makes it worse, even with the very best of intentions. Glad to see the concern on Trump's part - hope we make progress in the right direction.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:19 PM (oxJBh)

If folks are worried about using arable land for cattle raising, cattle can eat grasses that are indigestible to us on lands that can't grow arable crops, thus increasing food production without wasting arable land. I happen to like grass fed livestock...but some folks like corn-fed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

256 OT: Fed hiked rates by a 1/4 pt...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)




Great.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (ccf/V)

257 250 Get rid of the stupid ethanol mandate
_-_
I think you've got something there...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:20 PM (oxJBh)

Iowa, for it's size and population, holds too much sway in this department...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:23 PM (l3cgK)

258 >>> Ground beef is down...sales can be found for $3.99/lb or less...I know b/c I'm using it in my 1st 2 youth group dinners - the 1st time, I got Amazon's beef (right after the dropped tarriff) at $1.99/lb (which is unheard of), and now I've got Safeway's beef for $2.99/lb for the 2nd meal this weekend...I would never have done beef last year (and no one did) b/c $4.99/lb was the absolute best price and limited by pounds (I use 5 or more for the meal, even in non-meat focused meals - and price is an object when you include the whole rest of the dinner)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:17 PM (tOcjL)

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Here in E. Iowa 80/20 ground beef is $5.99/lb, when it's on sale. That's what we used to pay for a choice NY Strip seven years ago. A strip is now $13.99/lb. A Porterhouse? $24.99/lb. Again, that's choice. Not even prime.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 02:23 PM (QFchU)

259 Get rid of the stupid ethanol mandate, and in a couple of years Beef prices would decline.

Its more complicated that than. Ethanol replaced MTBE—an octane increasing additive that California banned because it caused too much environmental damage.


And MTBE replaced TEL because Tetraethyl lead is considered bad for the environment too.

And the alternatives: Alkylate and Toluene, Xylene would increase the prices of fuel massively.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (BvPIe)

260 Great.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:22

Exactly. Affects my SBA loan, and I am, of course, the most important thing here. lol.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

261 Get rid of the stupid ethanol mandate, and in a couple of years Beef prices would decline.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)


That might be a goal, but I expect increase in refining capacity to happen first, and then a drive to increase beef herds by redirecting corn to feedlots.
Otherwise it will get spun as "capriciously interfering with the markets" or screams about restricting access to fuel, or something like that.

I think Trump only likes to gamble when he is the house.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

262 Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

---------------

* snort *

And a new meme is birthed (SWIDT?) ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (GAIyz)

263 Lindsay Clancy... you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising you are goddess incarnate woman... You are an inspiration... fuck patriarchy"

Superior beings supporting superior beings doing superior things in superior fashion. We should just make the gynocracy official.

Posted by: Peace and prosperity for everyone! *except kids at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

264 cattle can eat grasses that are indigestible to us on lands that can't grow arable crops, thus increasing food production without wasting arable land
_-_
And properly done, cattle grazing actually improves the health of grazing land.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (oxJBh)

265 Here in E. Iowa 80/20 ground beef is $5.99/lb, when it's on sale. That's what we used to pay for a choice NY Strip seven years ago. A strip is now $13.99/lb. A Porterhouse? $24.99/lb. Again, that's choice. Not even prime.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 02:23 PM (QFchU)

At the local Costco, it's $5 or $6 per pound...I miss the days of $2 or $3 per pound hamburger meat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (l3cgK)

266 Check out Jeff Daniels's description of his favorite sandwich-
pita bread, half covered with quarter inch of peanut butter, other half has crumbled up ridged potato chips, plus bbq sauce.

Posted by: MikeN at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (mAIpQ)

267 Corn is food, not fuel.

Ethanol SUCKS as fuel and they've known this since the 1800's.

It takes several times more of it to match the energy of gasoline.

Isn't the ethanol mandate just another example how George Bush actually f*cked us royally electing him as president?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (ccf/V)

268 258 >>> Ground beef is down...sales can be found for $3.99/lb or less...I know b/c I'm using it in my 1st 2 youth group dinners - the 1st time, I got Amazon's beef (right after the dropped tarriff) at $1.99/lb (which is unheard of), and now I've got Safeway's beef for $2.99/lb for the 2nd meal this weekend...I would never have done beef last year (and no one did) b/c $4.99/lb was the absolute best price and limited by pounds (I use 5 or more for the meal, even in non-meat focused meals - and price is an object when you include the whole rest of the dinner)...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:17 PM (tOcjL)

======

Here in E. Iowa 80/20 ground beef is $5.99/lb, when it's on sale. That's what we used to pay for a choice NY Strip seven years ago. A strip is now $13.99/lb. A Porterhouse? $24.99/lb. Again, that's choice. Not even prime.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 02:23 PM (QFchU)

I think the dropped tariffs and all Trump's moves were only for ground beef prices...and the prices I listed were sales, not regular prices...but there were sales which just didn't happen last year...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (tOcjL)

269 264 cattle can eat grasses that are indigestible to us on lands that can't grow arable crops, thus increasing food production without wasting arable land
_-_
And properly done, cattle grazing actually improves the health of grazing land.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:24 PM (oxJBh)

"That there's a lot of sh*t, but it ain't bullsh*t."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)

270 Here in E. Iowa 80/20 ground beef is $5.99/lb, when it's on sale. That's what we used to pay for a choice NY Strip seven years ago. A strip is now $13.99/lb. A Porterhouse? $24.99/lb. Again, that's choice. Not even prime.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 16, 2026 02:23 PM (QFchU)



But everything is fine and you shouldn't complain about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (ccf/V)

271 Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

Bitch's molecules are showing too much.

Posted by: AWFL at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

272 If folks are worried about using arable land for cattle raising, cattle can eat grasses that are indigestible to us on lands that can't grow arable crops,

Biden's Bureau of Land Management took millions of cattle raising capable land off-line.

Why aren't people screetching at Biden?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (/TiS1)

273 They stole a supreme court seat and used it to repeal women's healthcare and black voting rights, overturning both precedent and congress. There is no respect left for the supreme court. Democrats need to take a sledgehammer to the status quo.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 01:43 PM (5HGTQ)


Oh good, I was getting worried with previous Redditors starting to sound reasonable. That's more like it! Just completely deranged, no resemblance to reality. Not even tendentious. Not even metaphorical! Pure delusion.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (ke3zm)

274 Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

Hey baby, what do you say we form a covalent bond?

Posted by: Nerd rizz at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

275 OT: Fed hiked rates by a 1/4 pt...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

Great.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:22 PM (ccf/V)

----------------

The Deep State (including The SCOTUS & Senate Scum) are pulling out all the shenanigan stops to stop Trump and MAGA in The Midterms.

Can you imagine if they loved America & Americans as much as they actually hate us? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (GAIyz)

276 I had a conversation with a friend today. Bit of a fence sitter, but here is what you’re up against.

He tells me he’s probably going to vote with Democrats because of Iran and gas prices. The reason is things need to change. I asked if he remembered what they did last time, have promised for the future and realizes it will be worse. He hedges and finally admits, yes.

Me: So your front steps are broken and your answer is to burn down the house?

Him: I see your point.

*punches self in face*

Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (jnBG1)

277 I can’t really fault Sanchez for wiping his hand after shaking hands with an African migrant. I’ve seen the photos and videos of them using city streets as a toilet, and hey, they ain’t carrying around rolls of toilet paper.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (VFung)

278 Biden's Bureau of Land Management took millions of cattle raising capable land off-line.

Why aren't people screetching at Biden?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (/TiS1)



Why hasn't that been reversed? Biden sure reversed a whole lot of shit IMMEDIATELY when he took office.

Seems easy to do.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (ccf/V)

279 Hey baby, what do you say we form a covalent bond?
Posted by: Nerd rizz at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:29 PM (ccf/V)

280
But everything is fine and you shouldn't complain about that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (ccf/V)

But Biden did this and you can’t just undo it in a day, you have to raise cattle. The levers are being pulled. (not that lever!)

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

281 Not interested in hearing him say what a good Mother his ex wife was...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

Yep, great. Right up until the moment she choked the life out of them methodically and remorselessly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 02:03 PM (zZu0s)
*******
It's in his best interest to say good things about her because both parties are hoping to win their lawsuits.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

282 Which is more expensive, paying the Piper, or paying the Fiddler?

Posted by: Fixed Income Fred at September 16, 2026 02:29 PM (Fn+3X)

283 277 I can’t really fault Sanchez for wiping his hand after shaking hands with an African migrant. I’ve seen the photos and videos of them using city streets as a toilet, and hey, they ain’t carrying around rolls of toilet paper.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (VFung)

A high-five shouldn't make a squishing sound...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:29 PM (l3cgK)

284 "That there's a lot of sh*t, but it ain't bullsh*t."
_-_
That's the funniest sh*t I've heard in a while....anybody interested, look up Joel Salatin on the topic.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (oxJBh)

285
*punches self in face*
Posted by: Vengeance at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (jnBG1)



The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

286 >it, uhm, wasn't even about the M&Ms, but to check how carefully the facility would read the contract

I thought everyone knew this already. It was common knowledge when I was a roadie (briefly) back around 1990. The pyrotechnic, electrical and sheer weight requirements for the stage show would stress all but the largest venues, so they added the "bowl of M&Ms in the dressing room, but no green ones" as a fast check on whether the contract riders had been followed to the letter. Any half-assing of those could get someone killed, so if the bowl had green M&Ms, some other candy, or wasn't there at all, the band knew they had to double-check every line of the riders to make sure the venue hadn't half-assed something dangerous.

Posted by: Daneil Ream at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (LgYtf)

287 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

288 272 If folks are worried about using arable land for cattle raising, cattle can eat grasses that are indigestible to us on lands that can't grow arable crops,

Biden's Bureau of Land Management took millions of cattle raising capable land off-line.

Why aren't people screetching at Biden?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (/TiS1)

Millions of what...acres, square miles?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (l3cgK)

289 Me: So your front steps are broken and your answer is to burn down the house?

Him: I see your point.


CBD hardest hit.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (vTZFs)

290 Check out the bigass molecules on THAT babe over there!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

Hey baby, what do you say we form a covalent bond?

Posted by: Nerd rizz at September 16, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)

If I say you have a beautiful quaternary structure, would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

291 But everything is fine and you shouldn't complain about that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:26 PM (ccf/V)
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It's probably been said but pretty much all of this should be laid at the feet of Sleepy Joe who jacked inflation up to 9% and let everything get expensive quickly. That inflation is now baked into the cake unless we're willing to roll the dice on an actual deflationary cycle which basically nobody is willing to do. So you can be mad about it but sitting here fuming that Trump isn't doing enough to give you cheap hamburgers isn't exactly a productive use of anyone's time.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (oqH4h)

292 Do these molecules make my ass look big?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

No, but your polycules do.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2026 02:31 PM (w9Wax)

293 Biden's Bureau of Land Management took millions of cattle raising capable land off-line.

Why aren't people screetching at Biden?
_-_

Uh, hey, over here!

Posted by: Guy Who is Screeching about that &^%@! Biden at September 16, 2026 02:32 PM (oxJBh)

294 My BIL is buying/raising more cattle. He's moving into raising South Poll cows. He already has a SP bull.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

295 Seems easy to do.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 02:28 PM (ccf/V)


Right you are. Tell me about the USPS rules on mail-in ballots, again?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 02:33 PM (rbvCR)

296 mrp,
Good on 'im!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (oxJBh)

297 Why hasn't that been reversed? Biden sure reversed a whole lot of shit IMMEDIATELY when he took office.

As of 2026, BLM has granted 18,000 grazing permits and leases covering roughly 155 million acres.

Yet the Left fights every step of the way through environmental reviews required under federal law, litigation, staff and workload challenges within BLM offices, drought, wildfire, endangered species protections, land health concerns

All of that interferes in reasserting cattle grazing rights

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 02:34 PM (/TiS1)

298 284 "That there's a lot of sh*t, but it ain't bullsh*t."
_-_
That's the funniest sh*t I've heard in a while....anybody interested, look up Joel Salatin on the topic.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 02:30 PM (oxJBh)

He's pretty good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

299 Karl Rove, former adviser to President George W. Bush, longtime Texas GOP political consultant, round-headed brother of Humpty Dumpty, fat suit model, President of the Douchebag society and all around fat, lumpy, cottage cheese ass sick juggler.

FIFY
Posted by: Vengeance

Minor quibble:
You forgot short.
Little man complex writ large

Posted by: Heirloominati at September 16, 2026 02:43 PM (erhDr)

300 We should campaign to pack the court with six hard-core based conservatives.

Fundamental problem with this idea:
Where do we find 6 Judge Roy Beans to elevate to the SC?

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2026 02:44 PM (kU0PQ)

301
Maybe the rat proliferation in the UK is due to importing millions of Third World savages who throw their garbage on the ground.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 02:48 PM (ienUH)

302 She seems nice

Posted by: Dale the illiterate peasant at September 16, 2026 03:14 PM (sSRvg)

303 "A woman has discovered she is carrying a baby for reclusive Chinese gaming billionaire Xu Bo, who has allegedly fathered hundreds of children.
"The agency should've been very transparent from before getting matched ... about who it is that you're having a baby for and what the family is," she told CBS News."

Patriot Conceptions was founded by Haotian Bai, a U.S. Army Veteran w/civil engineering background, plus a Veteran Fellow at the Hoover Institution at Standard University.

The veteran-owned surrogacy and egg donation agency was established in 2019, and is based in Irvine, CA.

Reportedly, Haotian Bai is a Chinese immigrant and decorated U.S. Army Veteran (HHC 8th Theater Sustainment Command (TSC)) who holds a Master of Science from Iowa State University, and served as Veteran Fellow at Stanford's Hoover Institution for the 2024-2025 academic year.

Beyond surrogacy, Bai is the founder of TrustUS, "a vertical software-as-a-service (SaaS) co. focused on digital legal workflows, secure authentication, and payment processing.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

304 The company clearly has a "Surrogacy across borders" branch/section:
01 choose the clinic and birth state first;
02 Plan travel & documents around the birth,
03 Confirm readiness before matching.

Get the order right, and paperwork never strands a newborns abroad. The consular route depends on the birth state, the parentage plan, and the document timeline. Confirm citizenship and recognition rules as a first-stage decision- then work backward to the US birth-state and clinic plan.

Every state in the US is color-coded by legal posture.

In many friendly states, parents secure legal parentage before the baby is born - the birth certification name them from day one.
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BS & I don't feel bad at all for that woman.

Sell the baby to a foreign buyer program which bypasses foreign woman coming into the country for birth & birthright citizenship.

US women can simply choose to carry babies for the purpose of them automatically being US citizens and "selling" them with an air-tight legal contract to foreign buyers.

How the hell can that be stopped?!! (See TX and Cali.)

"2,000 families supported, 50 states supported nationwide, 7 years, 4.7 google rating."

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

305 Bird hand on the crazy kid murdering supporter.
Every time

Posted by: communism for fags at September 16, 2026 10:44 PM (1seQh)

Fake News "NHL Reporter" Blasts Sydney Sweeney for Using Her Body to Sell Merch... But Of Course Previously Posted a Booby Bikini Photo to Sell "Hot Girls for Hockey" Merch

That's only the first part of this embarrassing hypocrisy.

The second part is this "reporter" doubling down and insisting that because she showed her boobies to sell merch to women, that's totes different than Sydney Sweeny using boobies to sell a gambling service to men.


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

Sep 15

Nobody cares that Sydney Sweeney got naked. The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

Also, body shaming a hypothetical woman while pretending to defend women's choices is a pretty spectacular way to miss the point.


Colin Dunlap
@colin_dunlap

Sep 15

It is genuinely exhausting how Sydney Sweeney is criticized for a photo yet if a woman 60 pounds overweight with hair 11 different colors took the same photo, the same women criticizing Sweeney would be tweeting, "YASSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!" x.com/emma_lingan/st...


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

Sep 15

Pointing out that a sports betting company is leaning on the same tired "hot woman = male attention" formula is not telling Sweeney what to do with her body.

You can support a woman's bodily autonomy and criticize how a corporation markets that body at the same time.

Now someone steps in to post her own boobie sex-for-clicks photo:

hotgirlforhockey.jpg



Sander van Dam
@Sandervandam2

You mean like this?

She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men.


Sander van Dam
@Sandervandam2

Stop making a fool of yourself. She's half-naked and wearing a 'Hot girls like Hockey' cap to draw attention to the brand.


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

21h

The fact that I've posted a bikini photo doesn't mean I forfeited the right to criticize how women are sexualized in sports marketing. If anything, dragging up a two-year-old photo of my body instead of addressing the argument is proving the point all over again.

Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

Do you "get it" now, Racists?

Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

This racist still needs insturction:


Derek Hunter
@derekahunter

No, this was you with a promo code that probably paid you 50 percent of sales that used it. It was a money grab, plain and simple. You were the "decorative prop" for your bank account. Spin it however you like, reality isn't dependent upon your comfort level with it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Nooded. Afternoon, ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

4 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

6 There seems to be a convergence of ugly people with ugly souls on the Left. Funny, that.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)

7 Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

=======

Remember like a week ago when some male tennis star took off his shirt after a match and some selection of women in the stands were taking pictures and doing the "woo girl" thing?

Were those women punished for their sexualization of a sports figure, or nah?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (NrFex)

8 She made her point using geometric logic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

10 5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

You better make darn sure they know what a "girl" is. There is some bad precedent there.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (wLjpr)

11 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)

12 I'd kind of hoped this would be a thread with endless hot girls in ads, pitching their miscellaneous 'wares' in the "How it Started" section with a small footnote of those same hot girls bitching about Sweeny in the "How it's Going" section.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (gLYp7)

13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

14 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2UnvF)

15 All right! A mostly naked hot girls war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (ndZc7)

16 It is to laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (W2Pud)

17 yay, time for an afternoon with ace and the horde.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (CWTWj)

18 Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

Must I? To be honest, I'm kind of enjoying playing the bad guy in this scenario.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

19 Scolds on the Left are also making an odd convergence with Scolds on the Right.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)

20 Hypocrisy is their stock-in-trade. And sports 'journalists' have an even higher self-regard than their colleagues in other areas.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

21 9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

She did. The response was similar to this hockey groupie thing's: "How dare you show us that we are hypocrites!!!!"

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (wLjpr)

22 She made her point using geometric logic.

She used melons in place of strawberries, but your point holds.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

23 21 9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

She did. The response was similar to this hockey groupie thing's: "How dare you show us that we are hypocrites!!!!"

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (wLjpr)

=======

"It's different when I do it."

A tale as old as time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (NrFex)

24 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM


Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (FAGAJ)

25 Scolds on the Left are also making an odd convergence with Scolds on the Right.

The scolds you will have with you always.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

26 Emma Lingan is also probably only on the NHL Network for one reason: She Is Hot.

Or at least the people that hired her figures she would appeal to male eyes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (I5xda)

27 @emma_lingan

That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men.





The only reason women wear bikinis is to appeal to men (or dykes).

The only reason women wear bra and panties to work out is to appeal to men.

The only reason women get breast, butt or cheek implants is to appeal to men.

The only reason women wear makeup is to appeal to men.


Yeah, I said it.

Women will TELL you it's because they want to 'feel better about themselves,' but when you boil it down, women wouldn't take the time to 'look good' if men didn't care........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (ccf/V)

28 Rush Limbaugh frequently mentioned he was all in favor of the women's movement. Especially from behind.

Posted by: I miss Rush at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

29 Female sports journalists are almost without exception humorless, man-hating scolds.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

30 Wait til they find out about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (2UnvF)

31 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell


Does anyone else know about this?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

32 She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

-
That's splitting a mighty fine hair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

33 Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM

Could be that photo of Emma is a several years old and she doesn't look like that anymore and now nobody can look like that anymore. Sorry. #New rule.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (6ydKt)

34 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)



*fistbump*


*in a non-fagaj way

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

35 And we appreciate it.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

36 Afternoon, Ace. How you doin'?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)

37 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Wasn't it Jeff Foxworthy who said that if you made a wheelbarrow commercial in which you just showed the wheelbarrow, then a naked woman sighing once, you wouldn't be able to make enough wheelbarrows?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (gLYp7)

38 13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

But it is attention getting. Sheesh, Mr. Woolworth even insisted that at his five and dime stores that the prettiest girls were to be behind the counters. How long ago was that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (I5xda)

39 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (m0qAc)

40 Atlanta Fed is predicting 5.1% GDP for Q3.

Fingers crossed!

There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

41 Swedish bikini team hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

42 People would get along a lot better if they stopped making something out of nothing. They just try to get an argument started. Then sit back and laugh at the fools arguing.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (xJpuh)

43 *fistbump*


*in a non-fagaj way
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM


Yeah, but that hash worked perfectly for the Dylan Mulvaney sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)

44 I'm reminded of the Al Bundy quote. Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

45 Sooner or later a guy gets tired of being bitched at because they are, a guy, really. Just for being.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar8)

46 She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

Does that mean they we men have to obtain their written permission and an admission that our motives are pure before we look at pictures of women in bikinis?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

47 There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

48
Yeah, but that hash worked perfectly for the Dylan Mulvaney sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (ccf/V)

49 *in a non-fagaj way
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM


And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

50 38 13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM

It works for calendars.

Posted by: RIGID Tools at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (2Ez/1)

51 I just got done reading "Everybody Loses" by Danny Funt, about the rise of online sports betting. It's a yuge industry now, a real eye-opener for me.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

52 47 Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

======

Yeah, but he didn't do deflation to undo the Biden inflation which was actually Trump's fault and Biden had no inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (NrFex)

53 Also, body shaming a hypothetical woman while pretending to defend women's choices is a pretty spectacular way to miss the point.

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Senator Blackburn: "Can you provide a definition for the term 'hypothetical woman'?"

.
.
.

Affirmative Action Jackson: "Not in this context -- I’m not a hypothetical biologist."

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (ZDnkQ)

54 Afternoon Ace.
Would have been nice to see the reaction of Ms Lingan if someone said "calm down"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (OLZpF)

55 Sweeney must be sitting back and laughing he cute little butt off. How much more $$$ is all this attention bringing her way?

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (rje/a)

56 That is a very sus pose.

Is there something wrong about her face?

Is the camera angle hiding an oversize badonkadonk?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (1W4K+)

57 God made man.

God made woman.

God said man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman.

Because God knew man would appreciate woman for her beauty.

That pisses feminists off........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

58 57 God made man.

God made woman.

God said man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman.

Because God knew man would appreciate woman for her beauty.

That pisses feminists off........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...women inherit the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NrFex)

59 The hypocrisy is hilarious.

Remember these athletes:

https://tinyurl.com/43pdxrtv

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

60 It's even funnier how the hypocritical hockey reporter keeps trying to remind everyone that the boob-photo she posted is a photo of HER.

Dude: "You are a hypocrite. YOU posted a photo o a chick with her boobs hanging out to sell sports merch."

Chick: "Hey, that's a photo of ME, by the way. Me. And I'm selling sports merch to other chicks, so it's OK."

Dude: "You literally just said that using bodies to sell merch is bad, and yet you use a bikini pic to sell merch."

Chick: "My photo of MY hot body (did I mention that's a photo of me?) is empowering, but Sidney Sweeney'd ad is gross and icky. Because. (PS -- those or MY boobs. Look at them!!!!!""

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)

61
And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)



It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

62 Speaking of fake news . . .

All the News That Fit To Print.

NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That Killed 1,200 of Them

https://tinyurl.com/387ddj49

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

63 Sydney is a hottie, what was like the 70s 80s had going?
Same thing.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (m0qAc)

64 Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...women inherit the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NrFex)


ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!

- T-rex, but not that one

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (gLYp7)

65 It is genuinely exhausting how Sydney Sweeney is criticized for a photo yet if a woman 60 pounds overweight with hair 11 different colors took the same photo, the same women criticizing Sweeney would be tweeting, "YASSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!"

---------------

Especially if she murdered her three young children!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (ZDnkQ)

66 There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!


Dems really need to learn to read graphs.

https://tinyurl.com/2fzy6eaa

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

67 62 Speaking of fake news . . .

All the News That Fit To Print.

NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That Killed 1,200 of Them

https://tinyurl.com/387ddj49

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

=======

If you combine Steven Spielberg's movie Munich with October 7, you get the lesson that Israel should have killed all the fuckers in the 70s to avoid October 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (NrFex)

68 Is the camera angle hiding an oversize badonkadonk?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM


I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (FAGAJ)

69 Sydney Sweeney's show off her boobs. Whoopee! I don't care about It or the uproar about it , but I bet she's more photogenic in a bikini than the woke women wizards of AI, although the two Indian looking women might look good. I hope to never see more of the guy in hoop earrings:

https://tinyurl.com/3ekwd95m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

70 I ACTUALLY came here today wondering if ace would have a 'Liberal Bitches Be Crazy' thread. Sweet. That or WNBA news.

A lot of these liberal women would probably be happier if they realised this is out of their control, nobody gives a crap what they think and they should focus on things to improve their own lives.

But on the other hand, they give ace easy content and we can laugh at them.

I called out to Snowflake and her mom Starry and they came running across the street. I didn't know cats are like that. And there are two other neighbourhood cats hanging around.

If ace can get his crows together, Hadrian could supply dogs and I cats, maybe we could get an animal Blitzkreig together.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

71 Emma wants you to respect her for her brains.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

72 Pace Emma Lingan, whoever that is, all the evidence makes it clear that the "hot woman = male attention" formula is not "tired" at all. I can say for sure that I'm not tired of it in the least.

I doubt I'll ever be.

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (WbWbV)

73 See some of the YouTube shorts Sophie Cunningham puts out there

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (m0qAc)

74 Well it's not like Sidney Sweeney is a chick they can really get behind and support like Lindsay Clancy.

They really hate her and I think it's laughable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (iCBqm)

75 72 Pace Emma Lingan, whoever that is, all the evidence makes it clear that the "hot woman = male attention" formula is not "tired" at all. I can say for sure that I'm not tired of it in the least.

I doubt I'll ever be.

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (WbWbV)

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It feels reinvigorated after it got intentionally suppressed for a few years recently, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (NrFex)

76 Hey, on the bright side, all the women involved in this story, hypocrites or not, are worth seeing in swimwear.

This should become a trend of some sort.
If the arguments get too heated, maybe they can be sorted out in a ring.


filled with pudding.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (zafwz)

77 You can't genocide something that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (ccf/V)

78 8 She made her point using geometric logic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

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the strawberries -- that is where she had them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (1W4K+)

79 No one is mistaking Sweeney for an athlete. She's barely mistaken for an actress. She's big titted eye candy targeted at men who make up 75% of all sports betting. And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.

it’s the sexualization of women in sports in combination with football gambling. I don’t see what there is to be happy about it

There's been a billion other examples of sex appeal being used to market products yet Sydney Sweeney is being singled out for some reason.

Jealousy and envy by other women. That’s the why.

You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice

Yeah because there’s no room for nuance so feminism means we actually gotta support all braindead gambling ads. Nobody is coming for your virginity bro you can relax

it’s somehow that she’s considered “MAGA”. That’s why everyone is acting like this is the first time an attractive woman was used in advertising. I don’t know who hates her more, other women or incels, but this hate is impressive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

80 Emma, sugar tits, calm down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (nfj8A)

81 Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

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Their sexualization is speech.
Our speech is sexualization.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (ZDnkQ)

82 Honestly, progressivism, wokeism is an absolute blank check for liberals women. Reason and truth are no longer of any necessity, its all about emotion and "my truth". Its a blank check for any cray cray bitchery about anything that jacks up the pack of female hyenas who bark and whine whenever they feel the need for attention or to compete as more woke/progressive than the next hyena.

The thing I really don't like about it is it devolves into LOOK HOW STUPID I AM - then NO LOOK HOW STUPID I AM - NO I AM STUPIDER THAN YOU - NO I AM. NO

Posted by: Stupidity Contests are so 2026 at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R)

83 Emma wants you to respect her for her brains.

That assumes she has some.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

84 Pointing out that a sports betting company is leaning on the same tired "hot woman = male attention" formula...

'Tired'? I thought we just invented this a few years ago!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (006EO)

85 Emma wants to get more attention for her own brand by criticizing Sweeney, and it seems to be working. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (vbXSk)

86 "Nobody cares that Sydney Sweeney got naked."

Oh, contraire. She cares very much. It's just as axiomatic that men like hot girls and hot girls help sell products as it is that liberal women hate other hot women doing this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (BdmD3)

87 Their sexualization is speech.
Our speech is sexualization.


Nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

88 And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

This exact same poster is in another thread right now, screaming that sex work is real work and not at all exploitation of women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)

89 79

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

I have to say that I am a bit surprised by these comments.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Gqar8)

90 88 And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

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"I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (NrFex)

91 It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM


Definitely. Or anything James Talarico carries.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (FAGAJ)

92 Sweeny never claimed any connection to "women's" sports.. Why the hysteria from them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

93 92 Sweeny never claimed any connection to "women's" sports.. Why the hysteria from them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

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Because they're hysterical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)

94 These people blasting Sweeney for exploiting women for male attention (or whatever they are trying to sayt) should try taking a spin through TicToc or Instagram reels, which is about 95% young women exposing themselves for male attention/clicks. Never hear any criticism of that.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (GUOwU)

95 According to the 'way back machine' actresses like Raquel Welch did advertising for a variety of products. IIRC, Coke was one. She even did some domestic sales pitches... dressed as a typical 60's housewife.

The ugly sisters oughta' sit this one out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

96 Sweeney is in ads for a gambling site. Yet the gynocracy is screaming about women in sports being looked down upon. I've seen WNBA games and they don't need help to have their skills looked down upon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (OLZpF)

97 exploiting women
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The same people who

A. Claim women should be "liberated" and not chained up handmaidens
B. Say prostitution should be legalized
C. See every single person as a source of exploitation for Day Zero's agenda
4. Won't even tell you what a woman *is*

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (b4tyc)

98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

99 Women need to be free from their chains so we can put them in OUR chains!!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (b4tyc)

100 97 exploiting women
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The same people who

A. Claim women should be "liberated" and not chained up handmaidens
B. Say prostitution should be legalized
C. See every single person as a source of exploitation for Day Zero's agenda
4. Won't even tell you what a woman *is*

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (b4tyc)

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And hate Republicans because we're prudish Puritans obsessed with other people's sex lives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NrFex)

101 Those who wear glass bikinis should not cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (nfj8A)

102 Looked it up: Sportswriters on TV ran from 1985-2000. That was before sportswriters took themselves too seriously.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)

103
Definitely. Or anything James Talarico carries.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (FAGAJ)



Also valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (ccf/V)

104 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Every Republican convention crashes the local Grindr server lol!!!!

Posted by: Lefty sick burn at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

105 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

But it is attention getting. Sheesh, Mr. Woolworth even insisted that at his five and dime stores that the prettiest girls were to be behind the counters. How long ago was that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (I5xda)

The only way I see most of these ads is when they are linked here. Don't have a TV; don't watch streaming sports on the 'puter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (1z8ji)

106 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

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This would be like me being ashamed of being a man because James Talarico exists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NrFex)

107 Wow, I missed Ace's Sydney Sweeney thread from yesterday. So I'm glad he giving us another one today.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

108 it’s somehow that she’s considered “MAGA”. That’s why everyone is acting like this is the first time an attractive woman was used in advertising. I don’t know who hates her more, other women or incels, but this hate is impressive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

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"WHY HAVE YOU EXCLUDED TRANSGENDER SEX-SYMBOL WOMEN'S HATRED -- ESPECIALLY DURING TRANS HOTTIE GENOCIDE VENGEANCE MONTH OF RAGE, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (ZDnkQ)

109 You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice


Tell me about your views on abortion and mandatory COVID vaccines. I'll wait.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (FAGAJ)

110 Quick question: How many people and journalists freaking out about this have taken a firm stand against the ***annual*** Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (4KUe5)

111 Anyone want to let this "NHL Reporter" know that the only reason she's in the locker room sniffing jocks is because she's...hot? She would not be employed in her current role if her employer wasn't exploiting her good looks to appeal to the Male Gaze. Period.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (oqH4h)

112 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

113 I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

You're hysterical but in the other way

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (b4tyc)

114 The Sisterhood has such a burning hatred for Sweeney.

But it's ok, once she's older and can't market her tits and ass for men, she can fake a pregnancy, buy a realistic baby doll, and strangle it on TikTok. That'll bring 'em around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

115 So Emma says her pic was to sell her merch to other women. Is she saying other women like pics of women in skimpy bikinis? Bow Chicka Wow Wow!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (2UnvF)

116 Those who wear glass bikinis should not cast the first stone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (nfj8A)



Dale Bozzio used to wear plastic bras on stage.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

117 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

118
You're hysterical but in the other way
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (b4tyc)

Thank you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

119 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM

Why is the operation called a hysterectomy?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

120 Emma needs to avoid Dianna Russini's career arc.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (rJ48h)

121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

122 Thank you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

Like, a funny person.

Wait that doesn't sound right either

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (b4tyc)

123 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...


Let me know, and I'll join you to burn my "Hold my beer" card.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

124 10 5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

You better make darn sure they know what a "girl" is. There is some bad precedent there.
Posted by: moki
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Thailand shows the way-Ladyboy should be adopted as a name for those who have XY genes but try to present as women. BoyLady for those with XX genes trying to present as XY. Troons cannot object as we put the assumed identity up from with the genetic identifier at the end in these words.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

125 Here's what it's all about:

In the '60s and '70s, the "youth" were the rebels, the counter-culture revolutionaries, the hip kids. Meanwhile, "conservatives" were the shriveled up old people, the unfashionable squares, the ugly prudes.

As a result, the commies used young chicks and promises of sex and "free love" and half-naked promiscuous hippie girls to lute peole into leftist thought. The Left is sexy, the right is anti-sex, went the message.

Fast-forward several decades, and OOOPS things have reversed -- not entire, but substantially.

Yes, younger people still tilt left (due to brainwashing in school), but now, within that cohort, the uglier and fatter you are, the more leftist you tend to be. Hot girls wants to preserve the cultural values that place them at the pinnacle of desirability and thus power. So the prettier and more toned you are, the more "based" you are.

So now, to a great extent, the Right is sexy, and the Left is anti-sex.

THIS is what the freakout over Sidney Sweeney is based on, at its core. The Left is realizing that they have lost their primary technique to lure in men, which now has been seized by the Right.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Av6i5)

126
121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

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She pretends to not understand why for social media clout from other women who don't know it's a scam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (NrFex)

127 Wow, magnificent sideboob in that Sweeney pick.

Why is she holding a giant metal frisbee?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

128 Quick question: How many people and journalists freaking out about this have taken a firm stand against the ***annual*** Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM


They don't have to. They took it over and put fat chicks and trannies in it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (FAGAJ)

129 127 Boomerang, I mean.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

130 This would be like me being ashamed of being a man because James Talarico exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wait....Talarico identifies as a man?!?!?!

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

131 Also: Show me their complaints about the PETA campaigns, including billboards, where celebrities and models pose nude to protest further coats or whatever.

Ok for hot chicks to pose nude for PETA?

And what about FEMEN protestors, whose signature protest is being topless with painted slogans across their tits????

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (4KUe5)

132 Men will naturally look at attractive women. This must be stopped!!! is the message I am getting from them.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

133 Has Emma ever thought that by posing in such a male gaze empowering attire, the blow to the self-esteem of womyn who are not as unnatural as xhe is?

She should #dobeeter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (nfj8A)

134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ZxPkt)

135 Like, a funny person.

Wait that doesn't sound right either
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (b4tyc)

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Funny? What, like a clown? Does she amuse you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (2UnvF)

136 132 Men will naturally look at attractive women. This must be stopped!!! is the message I am getting from them.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar

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"I can't function in real life because men look at me when I expose my cleavage."
-while taking pics of a shirtless male and squeeing like a teenage girl

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (NrFex)

137 The Left sexualized everything, including making sluttery cool and hip, so they could get to the real agenda - sexualizing children.

Now that that's done, into the burkas the ladies go. Like fucking clockwork.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (b4tyc)

138


Im old enough to remember when Erin Andrews had a peeping tom filing her hot bod disrobing.

I'm pretty positive that wasn't setup at all, 100% sure she didn't plan the entire thing, especially seeing how the camera caught her entire body in frame and she spent enough time nude to get a bunch of good video.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (och2J)

139 Racism! Racism everywhere you look!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Abdul El-Sayed says it’s racist to ask him to return money given to him by a group accused of funding terrorists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)

140 As someone pointed out a long time ago, men's magazines have ads with women in skimpy clothing, women's magazines have ads with women in skimpy clothing. Why?
Women's bodies can be quite beautiful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)

141 They crave collective power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (GXElQ)

142 we are NOT objects of men’s desires.’

Ooh, boy, she got that right.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (006EO)

143 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.


I assume he's been told by Thune that the Senate will NOT be taking up any new business, specifically SAVE, so what's the point in sticking around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

144 Tubal, yes, we normie women are horrified by the feminists.

Have been for years, but they seem extra crazy lately. If it’s possible to scale craziness, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5)

145 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)

146 121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......
Posted by: Sponge
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She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)

147 143 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.

I assume he's been told by Thune that the Senate will NOT be taking up any new business, specifically SAVE, so what's the point in sticking around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

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And everyone has to campaign.

Well, not everyone. Like 20 House members. The other 415 are safe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (NrFex)

148 This is example No. 471,811,103,200 of the future if Women Rule the World. Verbal and electronic catfights, women viciously publicly insulting and putting-down other women, all day, every day.

Whirled Peas!

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (5rh/l)

149 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ZxPkt)

Actually a good thing.. The Dems in Congress were trying to bring up votes regarding AI control... It's the new Dems campaign issue... He shut it down...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (+gK6I)

150 >‘We deserve to be treated equally the same way men are we are NOT objects of men’s desires.’
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You're absolutely right- many of you are quite hideous

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

151
�We deserve to be treated equally the same way men are we are NOT objects of men�s desires.� pic.twitter.com/I3rp1rI1X0

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) September 15, 2026



I fail to see the point of the video posted........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

152 So now, to a great extent, the Right is sexy, and the Left is anti-sex.

You have to give up the fantasy of being fitter than the fascists. It’s not just that it’s cringe or strategically bad, though it is. I think it’s also politically revealing. Fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism. Our task is not to become less disposable, to become more useful to the ruling order. What we all need to be doing is rejecting disposability in all of its forms. The point is not to beat the fascists at their own game. It is not to lay a better claim on their own territory by being fitter, more eugenic. In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think. Revolution is not a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies. The idea is fascist in and of itself.

Posted by: Beatrice Adler-Bolton, disabled writer and political theorist, Socialism 2026 conference at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (t19vo)

153 Question for Emma: How do you know Sydney is a woman?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (bNf8H)

154 145 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)

Tofu popsicle

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)

155 I'd be a lot more simpatico to Ben Shapiro were his sister to dump.out her Ashkenazi breasts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)

156 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)



I'm listening.......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (ccf/V)

157 "And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions"


The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

158 If SS was another leftist scrunt badmouthing President Trump, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (W2Pud)

159 61
And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)


It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)


New slang for pozzed? "The non-bug-chasers were put off by all his fagaj."

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ke3zm)

160 I'd be a lot more simpatico to Ben Shapiro were his sister to dump.out her Ashkenazi breasts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)



They're all over the internet......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

161 Actually a good thing.. The Dems in Congress were trying to bring up votes regarding AI control... It's the new Dems campaign issue... He shut it down...

Yeah, they're really pumping that one on the intertubes. It's all a completely cynical bunch of theater, of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

162 She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM


^^^ This guy? He gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (FAGAJ)

163 158 If SS was another leftist scrunt badmouthing President Trump, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (W2Pud)

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)

164 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

They don't strip out all the stupid and just learn speech patterns so all this does kind of get absorbed. Although there are AIs like PHI just trained on textbooks and literature. It was interesting.

But basically, these angry chicks are just a loud minority most of the world will never hear from.

And from the Bible project I was working on I've concluded that if these chicks aren't rending their garments, they're not truly pissed, sad or upset.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

165 Have been for years, but they seem extra crazy lately. If it’s possible to scale craziness, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy a
========
About twenty years of social media have turned addicts into insane and casually evil people. Shallow as in followers at the same time craving sweet validation from bots, simps, fellow travelers, and the occasional sane and real person.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

166 we are NOT objects of men's desires.
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Cover your hair, and yourself head to toe then.

If one cannot see that's what they are ACHING to do to women......

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (b4tyc)

167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

168 @RNCResearch
Abdul El-Sayed says it’s racist to ask him to return money given to him by a group accused of funding terrorists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)



Racism is all powerful......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (ccf/V)

169 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Right... But a fool and his money...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (+gK6I)

170 >>Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

RMBS can't tell us (OPSEC), but were his initials AJ, he would really want to change that hash ASAP.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (NcvvS)

171 Nuke the Gay Whales!

Posted by: Confuzzled at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Fn+3X)

172 Aaand it looks like she protected her tweets.

Her announcement is one of not taking responsibility for saying stupid shit on social media.

She did more to have men disrespect women than Sweeney ever did.

Posted by: McLurkerson at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (AZDyS)

173 Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

The covid op did more damage to people's brains in two years than 100 years of social media ever could have.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (b4tyc)

174 Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM

They fear stalkers but love when a guy chases them to distraction.

The only difference between the two guys? Her opinion on their worthiness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

175 And everyone has to campaign.

-------

On... what? This Congress has been totally moribund. Even moreso than in 2018. There's just nothing to talk about.

What can they say?

"Vote for me, or else Trump will have to veto bills instead of never receiving them at all!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

176 You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice

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This is Islamophobic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

177 Racism is all powerful......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM


Racism turned me into a newt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (FAGAJ)

178 The Left is at war with beauty, virtue, kindness and cleanliness. I imagine they hate the Sweeney ads because is is a terrific expression of NORMAL HETEROSEXUALITY. They have worked so dang hard to redefine beauty and real, then this hot chick crashes their party, reminding everyone of their normal, healthy sexual urges.

They want us all to life in the hellscapes if their own sick minds.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4KUe5)

179 162 She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM

^^^ This guy? He gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (FAGAJ)

There is an exception...the man is extremely wealthy...
There are quite a few women who would try to attract such a man even if he looked like Raul Grijalva...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

180 I ask again: Why is Sydney holding a giant metal boomerang? Are there professional boomerang leagues?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

181 And from the Bible project I was working on I've concluded that if these chicks aren't rending their garments, they're not truly pissed, sad or upset.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

Sydney Sweeney is welcome to rend her garments at my place. Not the other gal, though. She is deranged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

182 Aaand it looks like she protected her tweets.

Her announcement is one of not taking responsibility for saying stupid shit on social media.

She did more to have men disrespect women than Sweeney ever did.
Posted by: McLurkerson at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (AZDyS)



But hormones, you sexist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

183 Reminder that Wednesday is Sundae at your participating Carvel Dealer. All Sundaes 1/2 off!

Posted by: Tom Carvel, Creator of Cookie-Puss at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Fn+3X)

184 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

Please explain how generating video clips of Natalie Portman with gigantic breasts constitutes research.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

185 But hormones, you sexist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

Hormones have become the new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

186 RMBS can't tell us (OPSEC), but were his initials AJ, he would really want to change that hash ASAP.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM


They aren't. Just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (FAGAJ)

187 I surrender
my point was, I guess, that Congress is a bunch of lazy do-nothing fucksticks

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

188 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)

Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

189 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)


It's an indication politicians have run out of ways to directly tax and impose fees on the sheeple very much more, without incurring serious blowback. Sports gambling on-line must also be a humongous graft machine.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (5rh/l)

190 175 And everyone has to campaign.

-------

On... what? This Congress has been totally moribund. Even moreso than in 2018. There's just nothing to talk about.

What can they say?

"Vote for me, or else Trump will have to veto bills instead of never receiving them at all!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

=======

The people need their empty promises and rhetoric alongside the occasional meet and greet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (NrFex)

191
We had the garage door up while loading the RV. We had gone in the house for a minute and when we returned a hummingbird had gotten itself inside and couldn't figure how to get back out. With a broom I chivvied the poor little thing through the side door and free. My good deed for the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (eRlcH)

192 Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4KUe5)

They want pretty confident white women to become a source of neverending controversy and hate. She's a gift to them. And to us.

She will be ok or eventually knuckle under the pressure. The next ones behind her will be sufficiently warned. And society will get "tired" of the "chaos" caused by pretty confident white women.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (b4tyc)

193 Culture war grinds on. Fucking feminism ruins everything. It's like Islam without the beheading.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

194 In Lizzo's case, is it rendering her garments?

Posted by: Waste-Oil Recycling, Inc. at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Fn+3X)

195 FAGAJ

Fremen
Against
Gholam
Anti
Jihad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

196 The only reason women wear makeup is to appeal to men.

Yeah, I said it.

Women will TELL you it's because they want to 'feel better about themselves,' but when you boil it down, women wouldn't take the time to 'look good' if men didn't care........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (ccf/V)

This last one in the list is the only one I might disagree with. Make up and fancy hair at proms, weddings, and the like? That's not necessarily for the men, though if a man compliments her for it, great. It's often an unspoken competition between the women. Hence, the harshest criticisms of a woman's body usually come first from the woman herself, and then from those women who don't like her.

It's why mean girls cliques can drive some adolescent girls to despair, suicide, and the like. They can be quite vicious and detailed.

For Sidney, the rage against her selling her body is simply jealousy. Women like this NHL reporter know they don't look like her, that their prime (assuming they had one) is likely in the past, and they don't like that very in-your-face reminder.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (P9Ea3)

197 187 I surrender
my point was, I guess, that Congress is a bunch of lazy do-nothing fucksticks
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

The Senate is worse.. Congress did manage to send a few bills over... The Senate killed them.. But yes, I'm no fan of Congress...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

198 I'm left to wonder if RMBS's hash would make the Oregon Muse Funny Hash Hall of Fame.


I miss Oregon Muse.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

199 184 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

Please explain how generating video clips of Natalie Portman with gigantic breasts constitutes research.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

If you're a plastic surgeon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

200 As INsty noted, you don't have to see the photos of the "journalists" attacking her to know exactly what they all look like.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (3cUTc)

201 >>They aren't. Just sayin'.

OPSEC, but glad it couldn't be taken personally.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)

202 185 But hormones, you sexist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

Hormones have become the new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

I hate to tell you, but getting rid of all hormones ALSO causes folks to get deranged...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

203
The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Agreed. Sports betting was better when you had to search out an illegal bookie to take your bet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (1z8ji)

204 Fascinating to watch the sexual-liberation Left become prudes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (BdmD3)

205 Sweeney is not just attractive. She’s truly happy and unapologetic.

Unlike the liberal wenches who cheerlead for killing their babies in the womb, and apparently now if they’re toddlers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (xit6L)

206 Sadly, you’ve got it exactly right”…”

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (4KUe5)

207 Remember when Kamala went on "Call Her Daddy" and the Left fawned and fawned and fawned. Their only principle is not having any principles. Including that one.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (b4tyc)

208
So all this "my body, my choice" stuff is so much bosh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (eRlcH)

209 If Nicki Minaj was a gay man, would she be Fagaj?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

210 195 FAGAJ

Fremen
Against
Gholam
Anti
Jihad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

=======

"I do not support this."
-Duncan Idaho

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (NrFex)

211 Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM


Meh...not much worse than my infamous "dick fat" typo years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (FAGAJ)

212 “ I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live.”

Ecclesiastes 3:12

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xit6L)

213 FAGAJ
------

It's pronounced like the fag in fagioli

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (b4tyc)

214 >>Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...

Pixy's hash is BLOW1. FWIW.

Replaced the WiFi router here last year and hash didn't change. Settle for a boring one, TYVM.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

215 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

-
This'll fix everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

216 If Nicki Minaj was a gay man, would she be Fagaj?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)



I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

217 6, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

Y'all are having great fun with the hash but faggage would be a great term.
You've got luggage. She's got baggage.
Swishy over here's got faggage, and it's fabulous!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (zafwz)

218 @NEWSMAX
·
19m
The Obamas are mourning the loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny, who joined the family while they lived in the White House.

---

he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ZxPkt)

219 205 Sweeney is not just attractive. She’s truly happy and unapologetic.

Unlike the liberal wenches who cheerlead for killing their babies in the womb, and apparently now if they’re toddlers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (xit6L)

5 years old is NOT a toddler...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

220 204 Fascinating to watch the sexual-liberation Left become prudes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (BdmD3)

I think it was Instapundit that pointed out the real goal of feminism was to make the pretty girls as miserable as the uggos.

If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

221 We had the garage door up while loading the RV. We had gone in the house for a minute and when we returned a hummingbird had gotten itself inside and couldn't figure how to get back out. With a broom I chivvied the poor little thing through the side door and free. My good deed for the day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My new Subaru Forrester has a hummingbird decal in a corner of the windshield and on one of the back windows. The Forrester is associated with driving around in nature, I guess, so they put all of these so-called "Easter eggs" in them associated with nature and the great outdoors. The hummingbirds are part of that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

222 Afternoon.

I'll keep it simple. Point me to the hot women I can rub one out to. I don't care about their opinions, I just care about tits and ass. My schwanz is inclusive like that.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Mg5Wr)

223 UpperDecker@BullpenCop1

So if Sydney wrote "hot girls like sports betting", you'd be good with it?


Answer: crickets

I may know that guy, wink wink.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (AFztM)

224
Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

__________

Like tying a brick to a rock so they both float better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (eRlcH)

225 > James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

I never understood that line. Was it supposed to be sarcasm or a real classification of creature? If I remember the scene correctly, in the background you hear another one of the neighbors giving the cops attitude and they get shot. It seems like the cops respond poorly to attitude, but they didn't shoot Willis. So not sarcasm? If "meat popsicle" is supposed to be a real creature, why would Willis claim to be that?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

226 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Followed, of course, by "stupid breeders, don't they know it's criminal to have more than one (trans) child?"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aJQbY)

227 212 “ I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live.”

Ecclesiastes 3:12
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xit6L)

Does that explain Solomon's harem or does the harem explain the quote?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

228 Y'all are having great fun with the hash but faggage would be a great term.
You've got luggage. She's got baggage.
Swishy over here's got faggage, and it's fabulous!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM


Oh, we've been having fun with that upthread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (FAGAJ)

229
Meh...not much worse than my infamous "dick fat" typo years ago.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (FAGAJ)



Dick fat. A proud member of the Nickelf*cker hall of fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

230 I think it's just hilarious that the people who can't or wouldn't define what a woman is are jumping into this argument. In my mind they should be arguing among themselves about it, but instead are front and center calling out men for looking at some chick's tits.

*shrugs*

I mean, how'd they just now figure out the difference?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (2Cry5)

231 226 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Followed, of course, by "stupid breeders, don't they know it's criminal to have more than one (trans) child?"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aJQbY)

=========

"Stupid Christians don't understand sex. That's why they have so many kids."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (NrFex)

232 loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny,
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But not the loss of their Portuguese water chef...

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (b4tyc)

233 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

-
This'll fix everything.


They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

234 See, Hatemonger was right!

Also, "That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men."

So women like looking at more than half-naked women too?

Or, and this is probably the case, are you lying and trying to direct the naughty "male gaze" towards that store so they buy merch?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (oPFtC)

235 he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
Posted by: Don Black

Uh, yeah, I just got back from wokking the dog!

Posted by: Milk Chocolate Messiah at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Fn+3X)

236 I suppose my besetting sin ( as if I had just one) is a lifelong carnal attraction to women. It seems to be hardwired into me. Happily married now, and not inclined to adulterous behavior, but I have eyes. Jesus talked about this in Matthew.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Gqar8)

237
My new Subaru Forrester has a hummingbird decal in a corner of the windshield and on one of the back windows. The Forrester is associated with driving around in nature, I guess, so they put all of these so-called "Easter eggs" in them associated with nature and the great outdoors. The hummingbirds are part of that.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)



I didn't know you were a lesbian.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

238 Sure would be nice if these stupid fuckers would just shut the fuck up...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (HHVkb)

239 If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)

240 The Obamas are mourning the loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny, who joined the family while they lived in the White House.

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he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ZxPkt)

The dog, wearing SCUBA gear, pulled Obama's chef off his paddleboard and dragged him under the water to drown him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (1z8ji)

241 225 > James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

I never understood that line. Was it supposed to be sarcasm or a real classification of creature? If I remember the scene correctly, in the background you hear another one of the neighbors giving the cops attitude and they get shot. It seems like the cops respond poorly to attitude, but they didn't shoot Willis. So not sarcasm? If "meat popsicle" is supposed to be a real creature, why would Willis claim to be that?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

242 Some guy was discussing his career building websites.

And two things always got better results--regardless of the product, the content or the quality:
Pretty girls
and bigger "buy" buttons

But every time, no matter how much work they put into the rest, a pretty girl--especially blonde--always, aways, always outperformed by a significant margin.

Secret:
Because it works on women as well--all woman want to be her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (3cUTc)

243 233 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

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This'll fix everything.

They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Saudi Arabia announced it was canceling energy contracts through the rest of September to Europe.

I'm sure Europe will easily bounce back from this sudden contraction of their available energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (NrFex)

244 >>The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)


Yeah. Five years ago a friend became interested in guns. He first asked me for the prices of some semi-auto pistols I recommended. I emailed links to him. I never heard back. I decided to not ask what was up. Several months later I was talking with his brother. I leaned the first brother had lost a big chunk of his savings betting baseball on-line. Soon after he asked me about prices of decent pistols. Terrible.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (5rh/l)

245 Birthing hips

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (xypP4)

246 They want pretty confident white women to become a source of neverending controversy and hate. She's a gift to them. And to us.

She will be ok or eventually knuckle under the pressure. The next ones behind her will be sufficiently warned. And society will get "tired" of the "chaos" caused by pretty confident white women.
Posted by: ... a
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The AWFL outrage scam is dying. Outrage over time affects the ragers more than the rest of society and they are getting left behind. And items like the Clancy trial remind people that the professional left online are truly vile and awful people that applaud killing babies and toddlers, they approve of Muzloids murdering civilian Israelis, and murderers and rapists walking free, especially if they are a protected class.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

247 213 FAGAJ
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It's pronounced like the fag in fagioli

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (b4tyc)

I think it rhymes with Minaj...the "g" as in golf...the "a"s as in the "o" in cot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (l3cgK)

248
There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)



This guy gets it.

Liberal men will stick their dicks in just about anything with a hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (ccf/V)

249 I ask again: Why is Sydney holding a giant metal boomerang? Are there professional boomerang leagues?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

Ice hockey goalie stick.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gLYp7)

250 I know what you mean, sister! Everywhere I go I get nothing but catcalls and wolf whistles! Do they have any interest in me as a person or am I just eye candy? Hey, my eyes are up here, ladies!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (2UnvF)

251 IIRC, Mark Steyn calls Nigel Farage "Nigel Fagage".

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (LSV6F)

252 I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Posted by: Sponge

I am. Trapped in a man's body, of course.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

253 Someone do a welfare check on Emma Lingan's kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (dK+Kv)

254 Dick fat. A proud member of the Nickelf*cker hall of fame.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM


Not gonna lie, when I saw that typo, I almost broke a rib laughing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (FAGAJ)

255 241 nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

256 > The Left is at war with beauty, virtue, kindness and cleanliness. I imagine they hate the Sweeney ads because is is a terrific expression of NORMAL HETEROSEXUALITY.

I think this is half of it. The left has gone all in on Marxist anti-normalcy. If you're on the side of the revolution, you can get away with anything you want. Sweeney has famously chosen not to kiss the ring, so they consider her an enemy.

The other half is jealous women hate her for being hot. They hide their attacks in the words of the revolution (setting women back, setting women athletes back), but their primal motivation is sexual jealousy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (mkw2N)

257 Damn privacy invading Republicans!

University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

258 Prudes = Controlling sexuality

They want to define what is beautiful.
They want to define what’s a normal, healthy relationship.
They want to demonize whatever they have redefined as “deviant.”

As always, they want to ignore/deprogram human nature. Doesn’t matter if men have wanted to bang hot chicks since Adam and Eve. They insist we submit to their f’d up reality, because that is true power.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (4KUe5)

259 My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men
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Write all your rules down for us, toots. Maybe you can start a religion.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (b4tyc)

260 The AWFL outrage scam is dying.

I really hope so.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

261 I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar

I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

262 246 The AWFL outrage scam is dying. Outrage over time affects the ragers more than the rest of society and they are getting left behind. And items like the Clancy trial remind people that the professional left online are truly vile and awful people that applaud killing babies and toddlers, they approve of Muzloids murdering civilian Israelis, and murderers and rapists walking free, especially if they are a protected class.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

=======

Sweeney's ability to get modeling contracts was supposed to end with the jeans controversy.

It would have ended that line about 4 years ago because of the monolithic nature of the woke mind virus in advertising at the time.

But not anymore.

The left will embrace woke as long as they can, but the rest of the world has moved on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (NrFex)

263
Not gonna lie, when I saw that typo, I almost broke a rib laughing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (FAGAJ)



Several of us did, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

264 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"
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I think I saw somewhere that Canada will violate trade treaties with the US and Mexico if they make a trade agreement with other countries, without approval?

Please, Canada, please don't blow up NAFTA.

I'm sure your trucks can drive right on over to Europe ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (3cUTc)

265 Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

266 There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.
Posted by: Robert
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And there is lunch coming right up.

Shame on you.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

267
University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)



"But it's OK when WE do it" episode 34,332,523.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

268
University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

I saw that.. Unbelievable... She taunts 2 young republicans who were commemorating Charlies death with a cake that says Kirkaversary and they're trying to expel them...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I)

269 Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM

It might be a bit awkward if you're rubbing one out to some real women you see on the street or to any co-workers in the office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)

270 Rational women see Sidney as having a very hot body and understand that it sells. The market she chose (she's part-owner,) is perfect for that use.

She is not only hot, she is also a decent business person.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (fgSb9)

271 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.

It seemed weird at the time I started saying it (as is my won't), but I think now it's getting kind of obvious? The slimes would give them a quick route to just that, btw. They probably won't take it but it's an option.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (b4tyc)

272 I know what you mean, sister! Everywhere I go I get nothing but catcalls and wolf whistles! Do they have any interest in me as a person or am I just eye candy? Hey, my eyes are up here, ladies!

The solution, of course, is forehead tittays. They're from France!

https://youtu.be/C82nMNodTzU

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

273 239 If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)

https://youtu.be/5Fpn8VwDWqE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

274 265 Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

========

Thrilled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (NrFex)

275 The second part is this "reporter" doubling down and insisting that because she showed her boobies to sell merch to women, that's totes different than Sydney Sweeny using boobies to sell a gambling service to men.


Sugartits, you definitely weren't selling your tits to women. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (XE+QS)

276 Man, I have to say I like Sidney's side boob!

Posted by: Ralph at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (8WZD4)

277 University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

Shitmaggot should have gotten a severe beating. At least 3 broken bones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (1z8ji)

278 Several of us did, I'm sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM


My work here is done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (FAGAJ)

279 271 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.

It seemed weird at the time I started saying it (as is my won't), but I think now it's getting kind of obvious? The slimes would give them a quick route to just that, btw. They probably won't take it but it's an option.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (b4tyc)

What they need is an Anti-Sex League - with a Red Sash and everything.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Gqar8)

280 >>>No, this was you with a promo code that probably paid you 50 percent of sales that used it. It was a money grab, plain and simple. You were the "decorative prop" for your bank account. Spin it however you like, reality isn't dependent upon your comfort level with it.

Next time you try to pull up the ladder behind you, make sure the ones behind you aren't 1000X more smoking hot than you.

Otherwise, it just seems like so much sour grapes from an AWFuL Karen scold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (dK+Kv)

281
I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)



I want you to go to the window.......Go to the window and open it......

Posted by: Howard Beale at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

282 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.


So, F the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (XE+QS)

283 What they need is an Anti-Sex League - with a Red Sash and everything.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Gqar

Maybe just a Burka.. Better yet a Hajib...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (+gK6I)

284 Oh, link is definitely NSFW

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

285 It might be a bit awkward if you're rubbing one out to some real women you see on the street or to any co-workers in the office.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hardly a hindrance at all!

Posted by: Milk Chocolate Messiah at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (Fn+3X)

286 > nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

I just watched the scene to remind myself. The neighbor who gets shot doesn't pull a gun. He gives the cops the finger and yells, "Smoke you!" So they do shoot the guy for giving them lip. There is one more wrinkle though. They find a taxi card on the neighbor's door (Willis' business card?) and one cops says, "I found him!" So it's not attitude alone, but also the misidentification.

https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

287 There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)



EVERYBODY loves you when you're bi........

Posted by: Living Colour at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

288
Man looking at woman's assets: "Nice!"

Woman looking at another woman's assets: "Whore!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (eRlcH)

289 Man, I have to say I like Sidney's side boob!
Posted by: Ralph

Indeed. Quite impressive.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

290 I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

Hickory.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)

291 And everyone has to campaign.

In rigged elections.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 01:02 PM (006EO)

292 Scolds to the Left of me, Scolds to the Right

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Gqar8)

293 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

294 The body positivity movement was only about being positive towards the fatties. That's why Lizzo did a full nude on Twitter. That was brave and whatnot.

But when you post something from a truly hot girl, you're somehow ruining the future for women.

I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

295 236 I suppose my besetting sin ( as if I had just one) is a lifelong carnal attraction to women. It seems to be hardwired into me. Happily married now, and not inclined to adulterous behavior, but I have eyes. Jesus talked about this in Matthew.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Gqar
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Normal females understand this and just ask that we keep our natural attraction on the down-low and not get caught oogling boobs at every turn.

Like my grandma used to tell my grandpa, "I don't care where you get your appetite as long as you come home for supper."

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (oqH4h)

296 260 The AWFL outrage scam is dying.

I really hope so.
Posted by: Archimedes

It is loud and like Japanese hiding on islands well after WWII, there will be holdouts but the race card, the believe all women card, and compassion cards are all overdrawn at the society bank.

The left simply cannot cancel like it did and the right has organized and started supporting its own like the holdout juror. And it makes the other jurors, albeit with their continuing help in 'explaining' themselves look like monsters.

The critical middle is tired of the BLM fraud about the criminality of the urban welfare class, tired of the pussy hatted professional activists and their silly Handmaiden tales, and tired of Muzloids that simply cannot throw over their programming to kill everyone, especially non Muslims. And on the right, it is tired of the fake and gay Massie and Co being paid by Qatar to go after the Jews. These people need to take a helicopter ride--one way ticket from Air Pinochet.

They need to go away and never come back.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

297 One thing for sure, the Left is not Liberal.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar8)

298
"You just want to control women and blacks!!"

Signed, the people that just want to control women and blacks

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (b4tyc)

299 286 > nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

I just watched the scene to remind myself. The neighbor who gets shot doesn't pull a gun. He gives the cops the finger and yells, "Smoke you!" So they do shoot the guy for giving them lip. There is one more wrinkle though. They find a taxi card on the neighbor's door (Willis' business card?) and one cops says, "I found him!" So it's not attitude alone, but also the misidentification.

https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

Fair correction, but Bruce is complying, the other guy is not. I'd argue he's getting tazed for noncompliance rather than giving them lip.

And yes, they are crooked cops sent there to arrest Willis, they just got the wrong room because of LeeLoo and the other guy's attitude gets him tazed before they can realize their mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

300 Those are Ds.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

301

You can't cut me off. You don't know where I'm getting it from!

Posted by: Famous Last Words at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (ccf/V)

302 I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

Jealousy. It's pretty simple, actually.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

303 Welp, time for pt. Have fun storming the castle.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

304 I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar

I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

Just a thought, but you could start by slapping women who are hysterical and telling them to settle down.
I worked in the movies in the wayback America everyone seems to love, but now men cannot do that anymore and avoid jail time (or at least a 6 game suspension)

So you are going to have to police your own. For your own good. They are running amok, you know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (zafwz)

305 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

She's forbidden from traveling to Guam.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)

306 I can't tell if we are going full circle, up and down, or just random squiggly lines.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fgSb9)

307 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)


I despise the gambling epidemic, and I think it should be stigmatized and criminalized again, all the way back down to where people have to check if there's a church raffle exception in their state.

But this is not the time to have that conversation, because the predicate is poison. The Social Justice inquisitors are just mad at the heretic Sydney Sweeney for refusing to affirm their holy catechism. The details are window dressing, and fake and gay.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (ke3zm)

308
I could be wrong ...but, I think that's a goalie stick that Ms Sweeny is holding in that picture....I might need a closer hands on inspection to be sure however ...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (bVf3E)

309 "...dragging up a two-year-old photo of my body instead of addressing the argument is proving the point all over again."

____________________

Not to make a big deal over it, but just about every photograph of Emma Lingan that SHE provides to the public shows her half dressed with her boobs pushing out past a comfortable pressure zone, and risking flying buttons that could put someone's eye out.

I'll tell you what I noticed. Lingan has the same body build as Sweeney. Even the same short stocky body. Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory. Sweeney gets the seven figure ad deals. Lingan does not. There is your motivation for displaying her stupidity to the rest of us.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

310 I can't tell if we are going full circle, up and down, or just random squiggly lines.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fgSb9)




"I didn't know you'd be giving me electric shocks!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)

311 One thing for sure, the Left is not Liberal.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar



No, they're not. The only thing that would make them more authentic is if they all spoke with a German accent.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (Bkn5k)

312 Stop looking at the ultra hot woman!

*everyone looks

Do they not get it? Do they not see what they are doing?

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (XOmY9)

313 This post needs more photos...
just say'in

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (53oGX)

314 Being the father of a lefty daughter, I can speak to how lefty women look at the world.

They've been taught to regurgitate "facts" without putting forth any effort to examine the premise upon which the so-called "facts" are based.

The other effect is laziness. These women are not only too lazy to think, they also believe they don't have to put forth any effort to make themselves attractive to the opposite sex.

Which is why we get scoldilocks in a dog collar making a video complaining about Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (eGzf1)

315 It's not for women to put these bitches in line. That's for men. Unfortunately we let them get so out of control that there's no bringing them to heel, anymore, since they're in charge now.

At any rate, these demons are of our making.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (BI5O2)

316 Nooded. Afternoon, ace.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

literally....

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (nXhwP)

317 Sneaky cop takes down a crotch rocket biker.

http://tiny.cc/lsla101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

318 305 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

She's forbidden from traveling to Guam.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)


When she takes a commercial flight the airline has to keep several seats on the opposite side of the cabin empty.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

319 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

320 The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

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Correct. Women's sports don't make any money from women since, generally speaking, women aren't into sports and the ones that are watch men's sports, and men won't watch women's sports unless the women are hot.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (WhtqQ)

321
This post needs more photos...
just say'in
Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (53oGX)



https://shorturl.fm/x6X40


Maybe NSFW.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

322 "I didn't know you'd be giving me electric shocks!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)
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NO ONE expects the electric shocks!

Posted by: Electric Shockquisition at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (FZ29D)

323 320 The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

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Correct. Women's sports don't make any money from women since, generally speaking, women aren't into sports and the ones that are watch men's sports, and men won't watch women's sports unless the women are hot.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (WhtqQ)

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Most of the US women's soccer team's salaries come from money the men's team has to hand over contractually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (NrFex)

324 302 I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

Jealousy. It's pretty simple, actually.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

::: ahem ::: Envy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

325 Thanks everyone. This was fun.

At the next Patriarchy to Oppress Women (POW) meeting, I am raising a motion to feature more big-breasted hot asian women in ads. But also younger than Sweeney.

And plaid skirts would be cool.
Everyone have a happy day.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)

326 The only thing crazier than the Democrats giving away the working class is that they gave away "cool" as well.

They are no longer the party of young, pretty, fun or sexy.

And boy howdy does it reflect in their rallies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (3cUTc)

327
At the next Patriarchy to Oppress Women (POW) meeting, I am raising a motion to feature more big-breasted hot asian women in ads. But also younger than Sweeney.

And plaid skirts would be cool.
Everyone have a happy day.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)



No MA'AM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

328 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

329
All the screaming about games being rigged and officials being paid off come from degenerate gamblers. Thanks, sports books!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)

330 Most of the US women's soccer team's salaries come from money the men's team has to hand over contractually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (NrFex)

So that's where that magical number comes from.

They really do only make 77% of what a man makes.

And he only gets to keep 33%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Ot/FD)

331 There's more to Sydney Sweeny than just a nice pair of boobs.

Posted by: Lt Vincent Hannah at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Q+gd/)

332 328 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

Snorkel puppy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Ot/FD)

333 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar8)

334
Emma Lingan???

I think Ol' Em's problem is that her Cabinet of Dr Caligaryesque angle shot to enhance her boobs perceived size is no longer drawing male attention and thus verbal pats on the head.

There, there Em don't worry. That picture still attracts male gaze!

Wooo-hoo! Are you one hawt tomato!!!

Yes, you are grrrrrl! YASSS Kween!!!
...
...
Okay, that's probably enough.
Calm your modest-sized tits and leave your jealous of Sydney's luscious melons behind.
Or, load up the internet with more of your German Expressionism Cheesecake Photography...

your choice.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)

335 233 They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

hmmm. it just might work...

Posted by: montgomery ward at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (v3pYe)

336 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

Does X mark the spot?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

337 So much for "Pride" eh? Oh, that's not for normal people?

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (b4tyc)

338 This racist still needs insturction:

It just so happens that we've opened up a new curriculum!

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (FrnmL)

339 I don't hate gambling, and I enjoy doing it from time to time but there's no doubt that the industry is exploitative of broke-ass degenerate gamblers.

I'd be fine if we went back to the time where if you wanted to gamble you had to go to Vegas, Reno, or Atlantic City. That or support your local underground bookie.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (oqH4h)

340 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?
Posted by: Archimedes

Pfft. I've got three.
-- Sophia Loren

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

341 > Snorkel puppy?

Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

342 Seems to me Sweeney takes a lot of Pride in her body.

Oh you were never for pride at all gotcha. That was just the lie name you gave your movement. You really meant shamelessness. Or was it degeneracy.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (b4tyc)

343 @Sweeney photos would not be on my radar if it weren't for the beserk reaction to anything she does such as the jeans ad a couple of years ago. she is doing what she wants to do and I do not HAVE to care nor have an opinion

Posted by: paulnjax at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (PPnyU)

344 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)




Next they'll try to convince me the G-Spot is actually a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

345 Does X mark the spot?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

If it does I'd consult a doctor

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (b4tyc)

346 Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

Awwwww, it does.

I was just trying to be a jerk to a stranger, and then you go and find something nice about it, darn it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Ot/FD)

347 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar
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The gal who played Elvira quipped she was not just a nice rack, she also had great legs and a great ass.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (eGzf1)

348 The only women's sport men* watch is volleyball. And only because the bikini bottoms are unexplainably *cough* small. The men wear swim trunks.

*And by men I mean non-betas or gays.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (fgSb9)

349 Pfft. I've got three.
-- Sophia Loren
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM


Sophia Loren is from Mars? I thought she was from Italy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (FrnmL)

350 347 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar
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The gal who played Elvira quipped she was not just a nice rack, she also had great legs and a great ass.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (eGzf1)

Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)

351 When she takes a commercial flight the airline has to keep several seats on the opposite side of the cabin empty.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)



Uhh....




forget it, he's on a roll.


Yeah. A barrell roll!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (zafwz)

352 Snorkel puppy?

Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)



Snarky Puppy is the name of a band.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

353 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)
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From what little I read about her, she seemed pretty down to earth.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (eGzf1)

354 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

355 There is no 'spot'. That's a myth.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (ZxPkt)

356 No MA'AM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (FAGAJ)

357 From what little I read about her, she seemed pretty down to earth.
Posted by: Blake

Plays for the other team, though.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

358 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

Does X mark the spot?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

If it does I'd consult a doctor
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (b4tyc)

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After I spent decades trying to find The G Spot?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (+W73Z)

359 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM


They used to be a thing. Give it time...they'll be back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (FAGAJ)

360 That’s it. No more ointments or suppositories for them because they did not talk to their doctor, disclose their HIV status or pronouns.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (R/obY)

361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)



And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

362 Oh no the return of the boomerang puns.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (MWfyi)

363 From Wiki:

Peterson released her memoir, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark, on September 21, 2021. She revealed in the book that she has been in a relationship with a woman, Teresa "T" Wierson, since 2002. They began their romantic relationship following Peterson's separation from her husband.

Peterson identifies as sexually fluid, though she also accepts "pansexual" as a label.

Peterson was a vegetarian for many years; as of 2021, she continues to maintain a "mostly vegetarian" diet[61] consisting mostly of organic food.[62] She maintains a "toned...down" regimen of yoga, pilates and physical activity for self-care, and reduced her previous heavy drinking to a more moderate level.


Her ex turned her gay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)

364 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

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Professional Trebuchet Leagues > Professional Boomerang Leagues

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (+W73Z)

365 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)

366 354 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

I want to see them throw some kid in the crowd the game winning boomerang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Ot/FD)

367 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?
Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)



A
Fat
Assed
Bitch?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (ccf/V)

368 361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)


And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

Ah, the old days, when there were only lesbians homosexuals, and heterosexuals. Simpler times.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)

369 365 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)

Actual women...Assigned Female At Birth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

370 Professional Trebuchet Leagues > Professional Boomerang Leagues
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (+W73Z)
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Punkin Chunkin.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (eGzf1)

371 Nood. G-Spot.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (MWfyi)

372 3D black box revealed
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The Left are excited for the at home clitorectomies

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (b4tyc)

373 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (FAGAJ)

Please to pay attention to RMBS's new hash.

Posted by: Rajeety McRajeetface at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (FrnmL)

374 368 361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)


And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

Ah, the old days, when there were only lesbians homosexuals, and heterosexuals. Simpler times.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar

Now they even have sex with kitchen utensils, like pans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

375 Her ex turned her gay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)

-----------------

She dated Gruesome Newscum.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (+W73Z)

376 334 Emma Lingan???

I think Ol' Em's problem is that her Cabinet of Dr Caligaryesque angle shot to enhance her boobs perceived size is no longer drawing male attention and thus verbal pats on the head.


lingan's problem is that she's getting buried by sweeney.

get it? lingan? bury? ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: anachronda at September 16, 2026 01:23 PM (v3pYe)

377
Saw this ad with my 12 year old son sitting next to me and the wife on the opposite end of the couch while watching a YouTube video.

Me: I like Sports.

Son: I love Sports.

Wife: Knock it off. (gives me side eye)

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:23 PM (OkYzo)

378 Nood, late hits

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ke3zm)

379 > God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

"Assigned female at birth."

It's a retarded phrase that fails their own "rules." They claim sex is not gender. But the doctor doesn't "assign" you a gender. They identify your sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

380 "Female sports journalists are almost without exception humorless, man-hating scolds."
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Linda Cohn being the exception.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2026 05:06 PM (pE12i)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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A Hollow Justification

Over time - and over the past several years in particular - a common theme has arisen on these pages and in the wider world: the loss of trust. The loss of trust, be it institutional or personal, is easy to identify and straightforward to describe, but it can be difficult to internalize. It is hard, as Heinlein might put it, to grok it. Even if one acknowledges a loss of trust and intellectually understands that it has happened, nothing will prevent him from appealing to a trust that no longer exists. The concept of trust, and especially institutional trust, is deeply ingrained.

This phenomenon is what leads to baffling thinkpieces about how, despite the risks involved, an institution (usually a government) should be permitted to do X, Y or Z because the benefits are so great and the risks are small unless there are are dishonest operators. Such thinkpieces should be impossible to produce with any amount of seriousness in Current Year, yet they still come, sometimes from unlikely quarters. On Monday, JJ's Morning Report linked to just such a thinkpiece, published in the American Thinker.

That article, A Defense Of License Plate Readers, tries to build a case that automatic license plate readers - "ALPR" systems - like Flock are totally fine. It highlights perfectly a now baffling appeal to trust, as well as dipping into "ends justify the means" territory and supporting it with strawmen. It starts out with the appeal to trust, right in its sub-headline:

Should we dismantle a super-valuable law enforcement tool just because it's theoretically possible to abuse it?
Set aside for a moment that the risks are demonstrably not merely theoretical. The position itself is baffling. If anyone has not learned over the past decade that there is no daylight between a potential risk and a realized risk when it comes to government operations, that person is engaged in self-delusion.

But the article doesn't jump right in. In traditional fashion, it starts with a harrowing tale of a violent crime where the offender was found thanks to an ALPR system. There has to be some gut-tugging pathos right up front if the reader can be expected to ignore all of the problems to follow. If it saves just one life, dotchyaknow. After the emotional hook comes the false equivalence: that this is really no different from running a plate during a traffic stop, it's just a teeny little bit broader:

... Officers routinely consult computer-aided dispatch records; driver and vehicle databases; the National Crime Information Center (NCIC); the Interstate Identification Index (III); and various local, state, and regional intelligence systems. These resources allow officers to perform a wide array of investigative tasks. Officers routinely use them to identify wanted persons, locate stolen property, review criminal histories, and share intelligence with other agencies.

An ALPR database performs a very similar function. At its most basic level, it records that a publicly displayed license plate, attached to a particular vehicle, passed a particular location at a particular time. ...

Thus, consulting an ALPR database is not fundamentally different from querying a license plate or driver's license during a traffic stop or checking a suspect for warrants. Each task involves access to information for a legitimate law enforcement purpose. ...

Sure. Pull the other one. It jingles. These things are obviously not the same. One usually involves a traffic stop or, at least, human effort. That requires either a reason to engage in the query (the traffic stop) or enough desire to manually collect and run license plate numbers. Throwing out acronyms and drawing false equivalencies doesn't help the argument, but it does help confuse the issue - and so the tactic is useful.

Much later in the article comes the acknowledgment that these things are in fact different, but with an assertion that the difference should be ignored and can be obviated through arbitrary distinctions:

A routine license plate check begins with a vehicle that is already encountered by an officer. By contrast, ALPR cameras automatically collect the plate information of all vehicles that pass by. A network of cameras can then assemble those observations much more efficiently than individual officers watching traffic.

One concern that has been expressed is that ALPRs can be used to reconstruct one's location and activity history. This is a legitimate concern, and the solution is to adopt rules suited to the scale to which an ALPR system is used. Although a single ALPR hit is not the same thing as GPS tracking, broad or prolonged tracking should require a higher level of approval. In some cases, warrants should be required. However, short-term searches for a stolen car are not the same as reconstructing months of someone's movements.

In this case, they are the same. The dragnet is there and the panopticon is built. Setting a time limit on queries that needs a rubber stamp to override it is not a solution. To think it could be a solution is to still be burdened by institutional trust. That the writer has this burden is obvious from elsewhere in the article:
Every useful technology comes with risks. An officer can misuse a driver's license database to obtain an ex-girlfriend's address. A dispatcher can access criminal history or CAD notes without a legitimate reason. A detective can leak confidential information to a friend. Such conduct is already prohibited, and many officers have lost their law enforcement certifications and have been prosecuted for improperly accessing restricted information.

The problem with the "misuse" objection is that it proves way too much. If possible or actual misuse is enough to stop the public implementation of some technology, then it would apply to almost every government tool or power that has ever been used (whether in a criminal, civil, or administrative context). ...

Your terms are acceptable. Getting rid of ALPR systems would be a good start on a wider stand-down of mass surveillance technologies. The more the merrier. None of it - and none of its operators - can be trusted. "Misuse" (which I increasingly think is the wrong word, since these systems appear to be designed to be used in the "wrong" way) is not a risk, it is an inevitability - and it occurs almost immediately.

The entire class of thinkpieces from "conservatives" trying to rationalize mass surveillance technology with a rich history of egregious behavior by its operators is baffling. What about mass surveillance is suddenly rock-ribbed? Nothing. It comes from, I think, two sources. The first is vestigial trust, the belief that the system can be "safeguarded against abuse." It can't. Recent and more distant history does not show any success in safeguarding any system against abuse, which is why good systems design aims for systems that are smaller rather than larger and decentralized rather than centralized.

Outside of a poorly-construct and weak appeal to non-existent trust, I think there may be something more pernicious involved in some this: short-sighted faith that it's okay because "we're in charge." If you didn't click the links, go read the EFF and ILJ reports I referenced just below the fold. EFF in particular chose to cherry-pick specific abuses that are mostly around communist agitators like "No Kings" and abortion clinics while the ILJ focuses more on immigration and personal abuses like stalking, with no mention of any of these dragnets going against conservatives. Reports like these help provide a false sense of security to the "other side" - these systems are working for you! Comfort in advocating for these systems simply because "your side is in charge," if that is part of it, is short-sighted and foolish to the point of stupidity because even if it's true - and it isn't, as the last decade thoroughly demonstrates - "your side" will not be in charge forever.

Articles like this one that extol putative benefits but not the record of abuses, choose "safeguarding" and "rules" as a solution, hearken back to a world of trust that no longer exists, set up strawmen and drift into "the ends justify the means" territory on the back of bloody pathos are themselves prime evidence of core weakness of argument. Universal mass surveillance dragnets are a bad idea, are designed to be "misused" and are antithetical to liberty - and mental gymnastics in weak thinkpieces can do nothing to change that

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 11:01 AM (GXElQ)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 11:02 AM (NcvvS)

4 Yo. Now to read the content.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 11:02 AM (aJQbY)

5 Loss of trust meet the medical community.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 11:03 AM (XE+QS)

6 Fun Flock Fact:

Over 80% of Flock database searches on any given municipality are done by other cities' law enforcement or by someone with general access. Typically with 'no reason given.'

Why is this permitted?

rhetorical

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (2Cry5)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (ccf/V)

8 The flock backlash, the fear of weaponized AI being used to repress us, It's all just a Chinese-lead hoax, you know.

Posted by: The People Who Would Use AI and Flock to Repress Us at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (dK+Kv)

9 Submitted for your approval, feminists have decided that Sydney Sweeney is to be condemned for using her luscious body to advertise for a sports betting site, but Lindsay Clancy is a hero for viciously murdering her three kids.
WTF?
When, exactly, did we enter this Twilight Zone?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (MNCvZ)

10 How about lock up criminals and keep them there and maybe we wouldn't need the damn cameras

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (AzbFU)

11 License plate readers?


That's not what they're using them for. Get rid of them because they MIGHT be abused?

They ARE BEING F*CKING ABUSED EVERY MINUTE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (ccf/V)

12 What happens when your self-driving car decides to have you arrested?

https://youtu.be/80m9cjIReHg

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e)

13 Commenting present

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (m0qAc)

14 9 Submitted for your approval, feminists have decided that Sydney Sweeney is to be condemned for using her luscious body to advertise for a sports betting site, but Lindsay Clancy is a hero for viciously murdering her three kids.
WTF?
When, exactly, did we enter this Twilight Zone?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (MNCvZ)

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2012.

When white progressives started hating themselves.

https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/
2098900970860081611/analytics

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (NrFex)

15 Submitted for your approval, feminists have decided that Sydney Sweeney is to be condemned for using her luscious body to advertise for a sports betting site, but Lindsay Clancy is a hero for viciously murdering her three kids.
WTF?
When, exactly, did we enter this Twilight Zone?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (MNCvZ)

Might I offer a compromise. I offer myself as tribute, whereby Sydney Sweeney can smother me with her luscious body.

Happy, feminazis?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:07 AM (dK+Kv)

16 Every institution has loss of trust. Sports, government, courts, medicine, schools and universities, and most important-churches. All are bankrupt, corrupted and there is a reason for it. Since 2011, we have been in an extended Judgement Day,which will continue until 2033, the end of all things visible.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence at September 16, 2026 11:08 AM (Fn+3X)

17 2012.

When white progressives started hating themselves.

https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/
2098900970860081611/analytics

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (NrFex)

This place. I do recall a particularly strong white guilt push around that time, centered on the dogeater's reelection*.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:09 AM (dK+Kv)

18 Since 2011, we have been in an extended Judgement Day,which will continue until 2033, the end of all things visible.

Well... my retirement savings should make it that far, at least. Still, I don't think I'm gonna throw a blow-out party on NYE 2032.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:10 AM (ExV1e)

19 The village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)

20 2012.

When white progressives started hating themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:06 AM (NrFex)

Part of me feels like they're just starting to be honest about it.

The rest of me feels like this is the natural and expected impact of spending two generations teaching everyone that white people are the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

The weak-minded and weak-willed will be more susceptible to that message than normal people. Liberal women in particular, needing acceptance in The Group more than they need self-respect and logical consistency, are the target audience and it shows.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:12 AM (gLYp7)

21 Should we dismantle a super-valuable law enforcement tool just because it's theoretically possible to abuse it?
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Yes. Next question.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:12 AM (b4tyc)

22 "In some cases, warrants should be required."


I think a warrant should be required every time any agency conducts a data base search of the traffic cameras.


While no one is entitled to privacy outside of their home we have the right not to be surveilled by the state when we go about our business unless the police have a reasonable suspicion that we have committed a crime.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 11:12 AM (I43vL)

23 Yeah, there's no trust for any institution - nor should there be. The whole structure is corrupt, top to bottom and stem to stern.

I often advocate for dissolving the Union, but there's no real point to it.

It's going to fall apart on its own.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 11:12 AM (BI5O2)

24 Over 80% of Flock database searches on any given municipality are done by other cities' law enforcement or by someone with general access. Typically with 'no reason given.'
_-_
This is why the fourth amendment to the US Constitution exists. They knew then what we seem to keep forgetting.

"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence,—it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master..."

We should NEVER give any information or resources to government that are not absolutely necessary to keep things from spinning apart.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (oxJBh)

25 >>> A network of cameras can then assemble those observations much more efficiently than individual officers watching traffic.
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Yes, it can cross reference that plate and cross reference everything associated with the first instance, on and on.
Then you have it; a dossier on that person from birth to the
time of the image.

Data bases love to communicate with each other.
None of that icky human interference.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (3oLMy)

26 The village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)

In 2024, the village of Piddington campaigned on bringing All The Refugees to the United Kingdom because hate has no home here.

In 2026, the village of Piddington found out 3,500 of those refugees were being settled in their town of 350.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

27 20 Part of me feels like they're just starting to be honest about it.

The rest of me feels like this is the natural and expected impact of spending two generations teaching everyone that white people are the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

The weak-minded and weak-willed will be more susceptible to that message than normal people. Liberal women in particular, needing acceptance in The Group more than they need self-respect and logical consistency, are the target audience and it shows.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:12 AM (gLYp7)

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A broad theory I have is that white progressives thought electing Barack Obama would lead to racial utopianism.

When that didn't happen, they blamed white people generally and felt like any effort to even run at all against Obama in 2012 was a betrayal. They already hated us, but the hatred shifted to hatred of the self because of their skin.

It's the moment that they internalized that their skin made them the enemy of progress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (NrFex)

28 he village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave


It's easy to make a gesture that you and everyone else knows from the start is hollow. Like all those cities declaring themselves nuclear free zones in the '90s.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (vTZFs)

29 Show me the man and I will show you a picture of his crime.

Posted by: Flock at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (RwocX)

30 >>>However, short-term searches for a stolen car are not the same as reconstructing months of someone's movements.

lol

Perhaps we could have an organization that is empowered with law enforcement and investigatory abilities that can be tasked with investigating, locating, and recovering stolen vehicles, and then prosecuting those involved.

That would be cool.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (dK+Kv)

31 26 The village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:11 AM (ExV1e)

In 2024, the village of Piddington campaigned on bringing All The Refugees to the United Kingdom because hate has no home here.

In 2026, the village of Piddington found out 3,500 of those refugees were being settled in their town of 350.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

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British progs, man. Dumber than our own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (NrFex)

32 no trust for any institution - nor should there be
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Well put, YD.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 11:14 AM (oxJBh)

33 Every institution has loss of trust. Sports

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Look. A second here or there, what's the big deal?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:15 AM (ndZc7)

34 In some cases, warrants should be required.

Fortunately, the FISA court has shown us that judges are very skeptical of police actions and will only issue warrants when there is ample evidence one is needed. Unless Trump, of course.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:16 AM (ExV1e)

35 NIMBY is alive and well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 11:16 AM (GXElQ)

36 One thing for sure, trust is easier destroyed than rebuilt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:16 AM (ndZc7)

37 The genie is not going back into the bottle.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (GTqXr)

38 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

39 I get the argument that Flock is merely a tool, and we should trust the police because - well, just because. One could say the same thing about the potential for abuse by having ANY police department. The only real solution is to have draconian punishments for abuse of the public trust, but we've seen how that's worked out over the last 10-20 years. That's why trust has been lost.

When people go to jail or the wall for trying to overthrow the government under the Biden administration, we can talk. Until then, no soap.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

40 I distrust government because I don't believe in altruism. There are no selfless good deeds in government. I despise the Congress of the United States because I believe Congress now exists to serve the needs of Congress, its members, and of Congress's financial benefactors.

The fish stinks from head to tail.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ZxPkt)

41 Not to worry. Soon you will need to submit your plan for the day to the citizen portal so the AI can "make reservations, etc." for you. Then it will download the routes to your car (after correcting for "unadvisable" activities) and you'll be on your way.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (oxJBh)

42 Be sure to check out RedMindBlueState's new hash, if you haven't already.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 16, 2026 11:18 AM (0sNs1)

43 When, exactly, did we enter this Twilight Zone?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (MNCvZ)

There have been several brainwashing ops in the last 15 or so years to go with the extended one we live under. Detailed mostly right here on these very pages by yours truly - I said they were going to ply people, drive them nuts, and into believing ever more ridiculous things.

I even told you which groups would be targeted and when. What's more I told you not just when and who, but HOW they were doing it.

And it's still happening. We are victims of it here to an extent. We talk about the things the Left wants us to talk about. That's huge. And because we haven't lived any other way for so long, it doesn't seem that odd or weird. But trust me it's insane. We are in one long "national conversation".

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:18 AM (b4tyc)

44 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

Better than some of them...

IIRC, there was a German member of the EU Parliament who lost his daughter to the newcomers. He used her memory to advocate for more newcomers because it's 'what she would have wanted.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:18 AM (gLYp7)

45 38 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

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"I could have prevented this by prioritizing the good of my own people over the good of random strangers from other countries, but I instead chose empty sloganeering about helping anyone and everyone no matter what they believed or their backgrounds, and now I've finally learned that this might have been a bad idea."
-probably below median intelligence

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:19 AM (NrFex)

46 The village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave

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They ought to Charles I Charles III.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (ndZc7)

47 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)

Ox. Gore. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (dK+Kv)

48 I think a warrant should be required every time any agency conducts a data base search of the traffic cameras.


While no one is entitled to privacy outside of their home we have the right not to be surveilled by the state when we go about our business unless the police have a reasonable suspicion that we have committed a crime.


Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

49 The village of Piddington has voted for independence from the United Kingdom and to become a self governing village in a landslide vote

91% Voting Leave

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:11 AM


I hear Mr. and Mrs. Markle are available to assume King and Queenship duties.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)

50 If it saves just one life, dotchyaknow.

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"F*CK human life! If it saves Just One Tree, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (ZDnkQ)

51 As I mentioned upthread; many of the database searches from outside agencies have "no reason given" as the, you know, reason the search is being conducted in the first place. Why? If there's no legit reason to browse a cities' Flock or other security camera network's data... why are they allowing it?

And then have the municipal government entities who approved the surveillance systems to explain the placement criteria. Why is a camera pointed at a kiddy pool? At a gun store? At a night club? Wouldn't those places have their own security devices inside the perimeter?

That the municipalities are unwilling to discuss any of that in public is sort of telling.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 11:21 AM (2Cry5)

52 We need a.new national discussion on privacy (ha!!) that focuses on penalties for misuse of the various ways.modern technologies have voided the traditional expected availability of a private life.
One strike and you are out, whether local cop with a jones or a clique of upper level national security or FBI types. All the focus on privacy should be on punishing those who violate it, thus inhibiting the victims clear constitutional rights. And Judicial authorizations should be subject to same scrutiny and punishment. You should be able to sue judges and officials, and burden of proof should be on them.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 11:21 AM (sl73Y)

53 The only reason MAGA didn't have a HUGE split in it after 2024 was because Trump defused the op single handedly. And practically nobody knows what he did or that it happened.

They tried to bifurcate us. You can see the obvious fruits of some of it now in living color, but Trump saw it all coming as early as 20 or so months ago. And in a single press conference he pulled the rug out from under the entire operation and just left most people scratching their heads. But that was the end of the op to split us down the middle. They carved off 4% at most. Maybe a bit more with the war.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:22 AM (b4tyc)

54 Tangentially on topic, system abuse:
Better-half once got a ticket from Tucson, our jeep driven by our son got caught by a photo radar trap. The ticket came to her with our son's picture and a copy of her license with the F crossed out an and M hand written. She ignored it, got a subpoena, went to court, the judge says you aren't male throws the ticket out and tells her to pay for the cost of the subpoena. She objects on the grounds it shouldn't have been issued in the first place. The judge attempts charge for additional BS, she stands her ground and judge all waves fees (while the court recorder smirks).

She asked about the original fraud but couldn't get anywhere. sigh.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 16, 2026 11:22 AM (NnhvP)

55 There outta be a law!

Posted by: Johnny Waterwalker Doogooder at September 16, 2026 11:22 AM (Z8Kuq)

56 One strike and you are out, whether local cop with a jones or a clique of upper level national security or FBI types.
_-_
Heh. That would probably empty some buildings.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (oxJBh)

57 Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 11:21 AM (2Cry5)

They are operating under the ask forgiveness not permission law.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (b4tyc)

58 BREAKING NEWS: Lena Dunham has welcomed her first child via surrogate.

The 40-year-old Girls creator and husband Luis Felber announced that they had welcomed a new child in an op-ed for Vogue published Wednesday morning.

Dunham had kept relatively quiet about her hopes to become a parent after she underwent a hysterectomy in 2018.

The actress and writer made the difficult decision to have a total hysterectomy to remove her uterus and cervix and an ovary after enduring years of endometriosis-related pain.

Dunham married Peruvian-British musician Felber in a low-key London ceremony back in September 2021.

Felber previously revealed how they were set up on a blind date by a mutual friend and got on so well on their first meeting that they 'didn't stop talking for eight hours'.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (0sNs1)

59 white people are the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
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Racism in Hollywood.

Hold on tight. Sunny Hostin is playing the race card.
The far-Left “View” host played it for personal reasons this time. Hostin, unbeknownst to many, is a published author. Her book series includes titles like “Summer on the Bluffs” and “Summer on Highland Beach.”
Turns out at least one tome made it to the New York Times’ Bestseller list. Said list is compromised, sadly, but it’s still a feather in Hostin’s cap.
You go, birthing person!
That’s not enough, though. She wants to see her stories on the big screen. And she blames racism for their absence.
“And the gatekeeping in Hollywood around Black and Brown creative content is insane,” she continued. “I cannot get New York Times best-selling books onto the screen to tell diverse stories to diverse communities.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

60 You should throw in something regarding the youtube video that came out about how LG TV's record every conversation, even when off the internet and unplugged (so on internal battery) and send the info home to "LG" for a "better, targeted, marketing experience" once it's reconnected.

I imagine the same thing that Amazon/Facebook/TikTok (?)/etc do on phones and how you miraculously receive emails with products you are interested in 10 minutes you mention you "love cashews".

You KNOW the DIA has their fingers in that and are getting a copy of everything you do and storing it somewhere to be queried by a GS-7 who wants to know secret stuff about his ex-girlfriend.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (2waQ7)

61 Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)


The cop is present and, in the event of bad behavior, can take action to either resolve the issue, or protect themselves, depending on the nature of the infraction and the race of the perpetrator.

A flock camera compiles a historical record of your activities which can be perused later, when actions which were once legal have been declared illegal.

These are not the same.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

62 What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

The cop doesn't have the instant, automated ability to access every bit of information about you from every single database, social media site, and government agency before spitting out a dossier of you, your life, your history, and likely near-term future (where you're going, with whom, why).

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (gLYp7)

63 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.


Everything the lefties do is to raise their social status among their peers, despite their total lack of actual accomplishments. The most amusing and telling example is the "non-practicing whites". It's just a fancy way of saying "I'm not like all those other icky white people. I'm better.", despite the absence of any evidence to support the assertion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

64 In the television show Person of Interest, Harold Finch builds the ultimate digital panopticon. However, he's very much aware of the potential for abuse.

His solution is to encrypt the "black box" of the Machine so thoroughly that it simply cannot be hacked. The only information anyone is allowed to access is a SSN. "Relevant" numbers--those related to national security concerns--are passed to government agencies. "Irrelevant" numbers--where a crime has been identified that's NOT pertinent to national security--are passed off to Finch and his colleague Reese.

In both cases, humans are directed to take a closer look at the SSNs involved, rather then being handed a complete picture of the situation. They must then use OTHER tools to figure out what's going on.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (FZ29D)

65 >They ought to Charles I Charles III.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (ndZc7)

Not a fan of the British Monarchy, especially King Chuck the Retarded - but blame lays squarely on the English political class. Even the 'conservative' Tories threw out the welcome map. Bunch of wankers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (GTqXr)

66 I hear Mr. and Mrs. Markle are available to assume King and Queenship duties.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)


I believe that would be Kween and Simpship duties.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

67 "Misuse" (which I increasingly think is the wrong word, since these systems appear to be designed to be used in the "wrong" way) is not a risk, it is an inevitability - and it occurs almost immediately.

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It's gonna be as secure, properly used, and trustworthy as The Vaunted FISA Courts and The SCOTUS Chief Justice who presides over them.

Not to worry, paranoid comrades!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (ZDnkQ)

68 BREAKING NEWS: Lena Dunham has welcomed her first child via surrogate.

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There's a name I was hoping to never hear again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)

69 Submitted for your approval, feminists have decided that Sydney Sweeney is to be condemned for using her luscious body to advertise for a sports betting site, but Lindsay Clancy is a hero for viciously murdering her three kids.
WTF?
When, exactly, did we enter this Twilight Zone?
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 16, 2026 11:05 AM (MNCvZ)

Sports books are evil, but unfortunately they are legal. She showed poor judgement in taking their money, but a job is a job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (1z8ji)

70 I think Ace needs to do a whole thread on the Sydney Sweeney sports-betting ad.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

71 12 What happens when your self-driving car decides to have you arrested?

https://youtu.be/80m9cjIReHg

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Waymo is owned by Alphabet.
ChickenShit business, ChikenShit car.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (3oLMy)

72 65 Not a fan of the British Monarchy, especially King Chuck the Retarded - but blame lays squarely on the English political class. Even the 'conservative' Tories threw out the welcome map. Bunch of wankers.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 16, 2026 11:24 AM (GTqXr)

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Up until about 2 years ago, the most common Labour critique of the Tories on immigration was that the Conservative Party was too open borders.

The Labour party was the restrictionist immigration party forever in Britain. Jeremy Corbyn made a lot of speeches about how open borders undercut the British working class' wages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (NrFex)

73 Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

The breadth, the permanence.

The camera isn't just "monitoring" - it's recording. Every individual's whereabouts at that moment become a permanent living record.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (b4tyc)

74 “And the gatekeeping in Hollywood around Black and Brown creative content is insane,” she continued. “I cannot get New York Times best-selling books onto the screen to tell diverse stories to diverse communities.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

The gatekeeping is so bad that there are no stereotypes or comedy routines about black people in movie theaters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (dK+Kv)

75 Archimedes,

Ultimately the problem is not, as your example points out, 'the individual camera'. It's the backend supercollation, the lack of strong abuse prevention, and the worshipful faith that 'the system says that your car was there, so I ignore the evidence of my eyes' as has been seen in some cases.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (aJQbY)

76 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)



It was fine until it actually affected me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (ccf/V)

77 Thx Joe.
I don't buy the privacy argument because when you are in public you have no expectation of privacy.
However the abuses of the technology is the problem. Stories about cops stalking their ex's and present girlfriends makes a strong argument against these cameras.
I live on a main street and there is a school diagonally across from me about 100 yards away. The city installed cameras to monitor speeding in the school zone for 'safety". I don't see it being any safer, but the city makes a lot of money from tickets.
So surveillance and cash grab turns me off from this tech

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (OLZpF)

78 >Sports books are evil, but unfortunately they are legal. She showed poor judgement in taking their money, but a job is a job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (1z8ji)

Nothing to see here...

Posted by: Sportsball Commisioners at September 16, 2026 11:27 AM (GTqXr)

79 What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

The cop doesn't have the instant, automated ability to access every bit of information about you from every single database, social media site, and government agency before spitting out a dossier of you, your life, your history, and likely near-term future (where you're going, with whom, why).


That sounds like a difference of degree, not kind. Where do we draw the line? Does a cop with a good memory cross the line?

I'm not being obstreperous, I just like thinking things through to a logical conclusion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

80 74 “And the gatekeeping in Hollywood around Black and Brown creative content is insane,” she continued. “I cannot get New York Times best-selling books onto the screen to tell diverse stories to diverse communities.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (ndZc7)

The gatekeeping is so bad that there are no stereotypes or comedy routines about black people in movie theaters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (dK+Kv)

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Blade Runner 2099, the limited series sequel to Blade Runner and BR 2049, is all about women and Michelle Yeoh is the second lead. The other lead? A tranny (Hunter Schafer).

They took a geek property beloved mostly by men (yes, there are female fans, but scifi noir is mostly a dude thing) and made it about Asian women and trannies.

But, yeah, the gatekeeping to keep white men at the top is insane, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (NrFex)

81 In 2024, the village of Piddington campaigned on bringing All The Refugees to the United Kingdom because hate has no home here.

In 2026, the village of Piddington found out 3,500 of those refugees were being settled in their town of 350.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

Did the former actually happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (1z8ji)

82 76 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

Not ashamed when it was other people's kids being killed though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ExV1e)


It was fine until it actually affected me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (ccf/V)

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The funniest thing?

It has been affecting her.

It's been driving up her rents, insurance, and general cost of living for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:29 AM (NrFex)

83 I don't buy the privacy argument because when you are in public you have no expectation of privacy.

So surveillance and cash grab turns me off from this tech
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (OLZpF)

There's a massive categorical difference between 'here's where you were Wednesday at 1128, when the gas station across the street blew up,' and 'here's where you've been every minute of every day for the past seventeen months, which we will now use to extrapolate out where you'll be next Wednesday at 1128.'

Oh, and we'll give that information to anyone who purchases it, public or private, warrant or not.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:29 AM (gLYp7)

84 Piddlington leftists should contact Martha's Vineyard leftists to see how to handle it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 11:29 AM (OLZpF)

85 Sports books are evil, but unfortunately they are legal. She showed poor judgement in taking their money, but a job is a job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (1z8ji)

Nothing to see here...
Posted by: Sportsball Commisioners at September 16, 2026 11:27 AM (GTqXr)



The NFL entered PARTNERSHIPS with sportsbooks. Not sponsorship deals. PARTHERSHIPS.

The NFL is WWE. Scripted. Fake. Money laundering.

Sports betting has RUINED sport.

It doesn't help that Roger Goodell is the worst f*cking commissioner in the history of sport.

He's single handedly made football unwatchable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

86 I'm not being obstreperous, I just like thinking things through to a logical conclusion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

You say you're asking in good faith, and you've been here long enough that I believe you.

The good faith answer is that Flock sells that information to anyone and everyone, public or private, warrant or no.

IF you think cops using Flock to stalk their girlfriends is bad, wait until people start purchasing data to determine where their ex is going to be next Saturday at 0930.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (gLYp7)

87 Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

The breadth, the permanence.

The camera isn't just "monitoring" - it's recording. Every individual's whereabouts at that moment become a permanent living record.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:26 AM (b4tyc)

. . . regardless of criminal activity undertaken by the observed.

Those non-criminal activities observed by the cop are then immediately mentally discarded, as opposed to catalogued for future use against you by LE, by stalkers, by PIs gaining illegitimate access, by politicians, etc.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (dK+Kv)

88 I trust Sophie.

Sophie Cunningham Makes NASCAR Pit-Road Debut: “Best Day of My Entire Life”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ndZc7)

89 It's been driving up her rents, insurance, and general cost of living for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:29 AM (NrFex)



They don't believe that. That's TRUMP'S fault, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ccf/V)

90 That sounds like a difference of degree, not kind. Where do we draw the line? Does a cop with a good memory cross the line?

I'm not being obstreperous, I just like thinking things through to a logical conclusion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

There is no memory on earth that can remember the thousand people that passed by and what time they did and what they were carrying. What about when flock cameras get x-ray technology and can see everything you have on your person at any moment and put it into a permanent database. You think they're gonna call THAT an illegal search? You're in public, no expectation of privacy. Besides, nobody searched you.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (b4tyc)

91 88 I trust Sophie.

Sophie Cunningham Makes NASCAR Pit-Road Debut: “Best Day of My Entire Life”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ndZc7)

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There was something going around this weekend about MAGA was totally going to suddenly abandon her because her new boyfriend is black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (NrFex)

92 Very thoughtful, well written, and persuasive article, Mr. Mannix. Just what I would expect from this website.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at September 16, 2026 11:32 AM (va0Yo)

93 In 2024, the village of Piddington campaigned on bringing All The Refugees to the United Kingdom because hate has no home here.

In 2026, the village of Piddington found out 3,500 of those refugees were being settled in their town of 350.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

Did the former actually happen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:28 AM (1z8ji)

100% truth.

https://x.com/Shurikenblaster/
status/2098321595945132076

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (gLYp7)

94 89 They don't believe that. That's TRUMP'S fault, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ccf/V)

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And now that rents are dropping nationwide (uneven, but mostly in jurisdictions where local cops have 287g agreements with DHS) alongside sudden mass deportations that have led to the US net losing population for the first time in 6 decades, it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (NrFex)

95 Yeah. The cop has to have probable cause to pull you over.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (36x1j)

96 What happens when your self-driving car decides to have you arrested?

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"You have no right to remain silent, unless you are a Traitor testifying before Confessional Failure Theater.

Anything your phone says against you can be used in Court."

/Predicted SCOTUS Miranda Update in 2028

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (ZDnkQ)

97
There was something going around this weekend about MAGA was totally going to suddenly abandon her because her new boyfriend is black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (NrFex)



This is yet another thing that most people don't give a flying f*ck about.

So what? She made a choice. If that floats her boat, so be it.

It's the LEFT that cares about trivial shit like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (ccf/V)

98 The good faith answer is that Flock sells that information to anyone and everyone, public or private, warrant or no.

IF you think cops using Flock to stalk their girlfriends is bad, wait until people start purchasing data to determine where their ex is going to be next Saturday at 0930.


There's a small industry on YT of people filming in front of some building or another, usually a government one, in order to draw the ire of the local cops. The filmer then points out that he is entirely within his rights to film in a public place, and usually the cops have to tuck their tails and leave.

There is a conflict between this freedom, and the desire to limit Flock cameras, and I'd be hard put to figure out how to allow one and forbid the other.

This is going to get very messy in a legal sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)

99 Just reread #52. Jeez, I got out of the dreamer side of bed this morning.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (sl73Y)

100 Oh, and I learned you can't spell 'advertisements' without semen between tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (ccf/V)

101 Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

The cop is not keeping voluminous records of every person's activities. And if he sees a crime being committed, he can act then and there to apprehend the perp, thereby stopping the perp's crime spree. The Flock camera might observe the crime, record it, and provide enough information to arrest the perp, at some later date, after he has committed many more crimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (1z8ji)

102 Remember to lone juror?

Not only is he a man, not only is black, he is Catholic.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (36x1j)

103 The cop is expected to make at least an attempt to provide notice that they believe you have broken the law immediately at that time. You know immediately what you will need to compile to prove otherwise. Even if you cannot prove otherwise or the courts do not later accept that proof, you personally know the truth of what happened.

None of this is true when you receive an accusation a month later, or two months later, with nothing but a few photographs at best documenting the “crime”. Unless you are someone who thinks constantly in terms of alibis, there is rarely anything you can recall from that specific moment and place to successfully counter the accusation even in your own mind, let alone that of the “court”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (olroh)

104 102 Remember to lone juror?

Not only is he a man, not only is black, he is Catholic.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (36x1j)

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And an immigrant from Haiti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:35 AM (NrFex)

105 There's a small industry on YT of people filming in front of some building or another, usually a government one, in order to draw the ire of the local cops. The filmer then points out that he is entirely within his rights to film in a public place, and usually the cops have to tuck their tails and leave.

There is a conflict between this freedom, and the desire to limit Flock cameras, and I'd be hard put to figure out how to allow one and forbid the other.

This is going to get very messy in a legal sense.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)



I believe it all revolves around what rights you violate with the data you've retrieved in the filming.

But what do I know.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

106 Goodell almost seems the chosen destructor. Same for the weirdo fuck that runs the NBA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (GXElQ)

107
There was something going around this weekend about MAGA was totally going to suddenly abandon her because her new boyfriend is black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (NrFex)
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Sophie grew up in the 'hood, playing basketball, and she plays basketball for a living. That she is dating a black dude is about the least surprising thing in the world. Also, "MAGA" people aren't the ones obsessed with race. Usual lame-ass projection by leftoids.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)

108 Fun Fact: Miranda was a violent kidnapper rapist

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (b4tyc)

109 There is no memory on earth that can remember the thousand people that passed by and what time they did and what they were carrying. What about when flock cameras get x-ray technology and can see everything you have on your person at any moment and put it into a permanent database. You think they're gonna call THAT an illegal search? You're in public, no expectation of privacy. Besides, nobody searched you.

That was exactly the point I was making. IMHO, this issue is not amenable to an easy Hell No! or Hell Yes! solution.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

110 The cop is not keeping voluminous records of every person's activities. And if he sees a crime being committed, he can act then and there to apprehend the perp, thereby stopping the perp's crime spree. The Flock camera might observe the crime, record it, and provide enough information to arrest the perp, at some later date, after he has committed many more crimes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (1z8ji)
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The visible, physical presence of the cop also acts as a *deterrent* to crime because criminals are less likely to commit a crime if they reasonably believe that they will be chased down by a nearby cop.

However, Flock cameras (and other surveillance tools) are NOT readily visible or identifiable as such, so criminals will be MORE likely to commit crimes if they believe that they are not being surveilled.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (FZ29D)

111 Your argument got me to thinking. What's the difference between a Flock camera monitoring everyone walking down the street, and a cop on the corner watching for bad behavior?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:20 AM


The cop isn't connected to the internet with unlimited storage. While the cop on the street corner is conducting surveillance for the state he is not cataloging every single person's face and location constantly.


As you said the cop is watching for bad behavior and he will react to that, he is not standing there 24/7 collecting data on every person that walks by him that will be preserved and be searchable forever.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (I43vL)

112 The left is anti-Flock.
Therefore I am pro-Flock.

It’s as easy as that for me these days.

See also data centers.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (8m4AW)

113 Here's a headline that's on point not to mention true.

Ed Brodow: Leftist Juries Are Undermining Confidence in the Justice System

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)

114 There was something going around this weekend about MAGA was totally going to suddenly abandon her because her new boyfriend is black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Plot twist. The boyfriend is the Clancy hold out juror. 😂😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (XE+QS)

115 Fun Fact: Miranda was a violent kidnapper rapist
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (b4tyc)



He was doing it in Texas......

Posted by: Butthole Surfers at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (ccf/V)

116 I believe it all revolves around what rights you violate with the data you've retrieved in the filming.

But what do I know.......


That could be.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

117 That was exactly the point I was making. IMHO, this issue is not amenable to an easy Hell No! or Hell Yes! solution.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

I don't understand how me answering your question made your point for you but I'm super duper glad I could help. Next time why don't you make your own point.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:38 AM (b4tyc)

118 I trust Sophie.

Sophie Cunningham Makes NASCAR Pit-Road Debut: “Best Day of My Entire Life”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:31 AM (ndZc7)

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"During the event, Cunningham interacted with several high-profile figures, including Michael Jordan (co-owner of 23XI Racing) and NASCAR Hall of Famer Jeff Gordon."

Michael Jordan, Southern Redneck?

Bubba Wallace, The FBI, and garage door nooses pull straps hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 11:39 AM (ZDnkQ)

119 There is a conflict between this freedom, and the desire to limit Flock cameras, and I'd be hard put to figure out how to allow one and forbid the other.

This is going to get very messy in a legal sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)

I don't agree that there is a conflict.

As it stands today, in theory, evidence obtained in violation of the 4th Amendment cannot be used to convict you.

The idea that the 4th Amendment permits warrantless permanent, wholesale collection, collation, and dissemination of everything you've done, everywhere you've gone, and everything and everyone you've ever associated with is not messy in the legal sense - it is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:39 AM (gLYp7)

120 You should throw in something regarding the youtube video that came out about how LG TV's record every conversation, even when off the internet and unplugged (so on internal battery) and send the info home to "LG" for a "better, targeted, marketing experience" once it's reconnected.

I imagine the same thing that Amazon/Facebook/TikTok (?)/etc do on phones and how you miraculously receive emails with products you are interested in 10 minutes you mention you "love cashews".

You KNOW the DIA has their fingers in that and are getting a copy of everything you do and storing it somewhere to be queried by a GS-7 who wants to know secret stuff about his ex-girlfriend.
Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 16, 2026 11:23 AM (2waQ7)

I can avoid the spy TV's by not having a TV. I can avoid the spying phones by not having a phone, or by using a security/privacy focused OS.

I cannot avoid the Flock cameras.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (1z8ji)

121 If "it" increases government control or power "it" is by definition BAD for society and citizens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (xvV+O)

122 As you said the cop is watching for bad behavior and he will react to that, he is not standing there 24/7 collecting data on every person that walks by him that will be preserved and be searchable forever.

Cops, especially beat cops, know most of the people on their beat, and form a picture of which ones are a problem over time. In a sense, they are gathering data 24/7. I suppose you could argue that they have a lot more "reasonable cause" to gather data on someone than does a Flock camera.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

123 Goodell almost seems the chosen destructor. Same for the weirdo fuck that runs the NBA.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 11:36 AM (GXElQ)



Adam Silver exists to entice LeBron James to impregnate him. The rest of the league can f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

124 The left is anti-Flock.
Therefore I am pro-Flock.

It’s as easy as that for me these days.

See also data centers.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:37 AM (8m4AW)

You are delegating your thought and decision-making processes to leftists. Let us know how that turns out for you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)

125 Any tech used by law enforcement can be abused. It doesn’t mean we shouldn’t use its it means put better guardrails to prevent abuse. It will never be 100% but no system is. As a society we routinely tolerate negatives from a system/process because the positives vastly outweigh them. 40k people die in car crashes every year but we don’t get rid of cars as an example.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (8m4AW)

126 The cameras are a travesty and an invasive injustice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (3oLMy)

127 Thank you for posting this, it is 100% correct

Posted by: isolden at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dB99g)

128 Piddington bear is grumpy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (Cqx++)

129 128 Piddington bear is grumpy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (Cqx++)

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Piddington Bear's hard stare doesn't work nearly as well as Paddington Brown's hard stare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:42 AM (NrFex)

130 Fun Fact: Miranda was a violent kidnapper rapist
Posted by: ...

I once heard an AWFL opine that we should be thankful to Ernesto Miranda for all he's done for us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:42 AM (ndZc7)

131 The purpose of a system is what it does. All the blah-blah yadda-yadda can be safely ignored, as just sales pitch and rationalization.

The one good thing that ALPRs can do that nothing else can is something that we don't need yet. I would like to see them all installed but turned off, until we get a Constitutional amendment carving out a 1A exception for Marxism and Islam. When practicing either is a treasonous offense punishable by lifetime banishment from America, then we will want to be able to flip a switch and know where they all are at all times.

Until then, a technology powerful enough to round up every last socialist and Muslim in America is one that we should probably at least refrain from, and maybe even forbid.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:42 AM (ke3zm)

132
Michael Jordan, Southern Redneck?

Bubba Wallace, The FBI, and garage door nooses pull straps hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 11:39 AM (ZDnkQ)



Nascar and GFY. MAINLY because they've made the racist grifter asshole Bubba Wallace their poster child.

You don't invite Dracula in your home. He will suck your blood till you're dry.

Nascar is dying a slow, painful death.

They can't figure out why.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

133 You are delegating your thought and decision-making processes to leftists. Let us know how that turns out for you.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)

If Francesca Hong is against it there’s a 99.999% chance the it is good.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (8m4AW)

134 ======

Piddington Bear's hard stare doesn't work nearly as well as Paddington Brown's hard stare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:42 AM (NrFex)



Winnie poos in your general direction.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (ccf/V)

135 'Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

There, there, you mustn't blame yourself... Oops, never mind. I see that you didn't!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (ASAPZ)

136 Cops, especially beat cops, know most of the people on their beat, and form a picture of which ones are a problem over time. In a sense, they are gathering data 24/7. I suppose you could argue that they have a lot more "reasonable cause" to gather data on someone than does a Flock camera.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

Now explain how that cop's memory is going to reach back seven months ago to that time the white, male subject dropped the N-bomb on a black man to serve as an aggravating factor in the bar fight he just got into with a completely different black man.

Now it's not a simple assault, it's a hate crime and he's going away for fifteen years.

Your cop can't do that, but Flock will absolutely draw connections to things that aren't actually connected.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (gLYp7)

137 Any tech used by law enforcement can be abused.


You misspelled 'will.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (ccf/V)

138 Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.

There, there, you mustn't blame yourself... Oops, never mind. I see that you didn't!


Heh. They never do.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

139 I suppose you could argue that they have a lot more "reasonable cause" to gather data on someone than does a Flock camera.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

You know there are humans "watching" these cameras, yeah?

Instead of putting a cop with an agenda on one corner you are putting him on every single corner at the same time 24/7.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (b4tyc)

140 For a long time now the Cop Shows have extolled the Surveillance State and in the episodes often lament that it is not even more pervasive. Dialog that says “ if only, as in if only we had more cameras in an area we could have seen the BAD GUYS, or if only we had better surveillance we could have seen the FACES of the BAD GUYS, or read their license plates”. See the thread here? Of course they were all BAD GUYS. This is what conditioning looks like. Decades of a message, on a loop.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (Gqar8)

141
https://x.com/Shurikenblaster/
status/2098321595945132076

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (gLYp7)

Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (1z8ji)

142 How many false 'interactions with the police' have Flock cameras caused?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (ccf/V)

143 Speaking of retarded AWFLs, on LinkedIn the new thing to be outraged about is Sydney Sweeny getting nekkid in ad for some gambling site.

These dullards never learn about the Streisand effect.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (8m4AW)

144 "It’s as easy as that for me these days. "

It's early yet. I'm praying that's the most Moron
thing we'll have to read all day. Life really can be Simple.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (zdLoL)

145 You are delegating your thought and decision-making processes to leftists. Let us know how that turns out for you.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:41 AM (dK+Kv)

If Francesca Hong is against it there’s a 99.999% chance the it is good.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (8m4AW)

This is reflexively retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

146 https://x.com/Shurikenblaster/
status/2098321595945132076

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (gLYp7)

Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (1z8ji)

Not for me.

Don't right-click, open in new tab. Copy the whole thing, then copy in a new tab manually.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (gLYp7)

147 141
https://x.com/Shurikenblaster/
status/2098321595945132076

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:33 AM (gLYp7)

Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (1z8ji)

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It worked for me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (NrFex)

148 I cannot avoid the Flock cameras.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Around here there is never one Flock camera.
There is always more than one camera and the cameras are placed in a manner that the one cannot be approached without the other capturing the image.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (3oLMy)

149 There, there, you mustn't blame yourself... Oops, never mind. I see that you didn't!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (ASAPZ)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (dK+Kv)

150 These dullards never learn about the Streisand effect.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (8m4AW)

Yes they have. They want a pretty white girl to be "divisive". Elevating her is not a problem for them, especially as a warning to the next pretty white girl.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (b4tyc)

151 Because of the people who are bitching about Sydney Sweeney, I will support her. It IS that simple, for me.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (Gqar8)

152 I don't understand how me answering your question made your point for you but I'm super duper glad I could help. Next time why don't you make your own point.

Posted by: ...


I really don't understand your need to be snarky in a reasoned discussion, but since you can't seem to control it, I'm going to ignore you.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)

153 Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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https://twitterviewer.net

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (3oLMy)

154 I was under the impression that police in cars can and do routinely run license plates of vehicles in traffic. I'm not saying they make a record of the plate (like FLOCK), but it's different from only running a plate at a traffic stop.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (8O9+I)

155
Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (1z8ji)



The link works for me, but the X Viewer doesn't like it one bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (ccf/V)

156 Lifelong Democrat' admits she is 'ashamed' of party after son killed in illegal immigrant crash.
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Too bad so sad.
And she’ll still vote Democrat.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:48 AM (8m4AW)

157
https://twitterviewer.net

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (3oLMy)



It won't display it, for me anyway......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:48 AM (ccf/V)

158 they have. They want a pretty white girl to be "divisive". Elevating her is not a problem for them, especially as a warning to the next pretty white girl.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (b4tyc)

Meanwhile Sydney is laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:49 AM (8m4AW)

159 That article was bizarre. You look in the right places you have stories of cops who have cheerfully abused Flock cameras to stalk ex-girlfriends or what not (Baytown PD fired a cop recently over such a thing for example).

American Thinker’s solution: regulate ALPRs. Pray tell, who does the regulating?

The same bunch abusing their powers.

No. Ban Flock cameras, ban ALPRs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:49 AM (I5xda)

160 It displayed it after I chose "media viewer" on the main page......interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

161
Bad link. Goes to a Twatter signup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


https://t.ly/KBBhu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 11:49 AM (Cqx++)

162 Too bad so sad.
And she’ll still vote Democrat.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Correct. She enjoys wine o'clock Wednesdays with the hens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 11:50 AM (GXElQ)

163 then copy in a new tab manually.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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Whoa! That's keyboard centricity. ewuuu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:50 AM (3oLMy)

164 Mitch McConnell Appears to Be in Far Worse Shape Than Joe Biden in Disturbing Footage

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I think for a zombie he's doing very well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)

165 If Francesca Hong is against it there’s a 99.999% chance the it is good.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:43 AM (8m4AW)

The only reason the Left is opposed to Flock is that they think it helps ICE round up wetbacks. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:51 AM (1z8ji)

166 As I recall Miranda was stabbed to death and his killer was never prosecuted because he fled to Mexico. He didn't commit murder he committed civic improvement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 11:51 AM (OLZpF)

167 nice analysis CBD

it gets me thinking (uh oh.)

What this is is a step closer to omniscience -- the all knowing god in the sky. Here are the problems
- abuse of the information for non crimes by those with access
- abuse by gov. creating new crimes in emergencies, like covid or global warming. (we are already there.)
- abuse by gov creating so many crimes that everyone is guilty of something (we are already there.)
- shifting from crime prevention to social control (most of the world is already here - social credit, speech restrictions, theocratic control, ...)

And none of the above requires any real leap -- it is the world we are already in and the cameras are just giving the authoritarians and totalitarians a powerful new tool. Why would anyone think that is a good idea?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 11:51 AM (1W4K+)

168 The only reason the Left is opposed to Flock is that they think it helps ICE round up wetbacks. Full stop.

Interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

169 nice analysis CBD


Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 11:51 AM (1W4K+)




Joe Mannix hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

170 really don't understand your need to be snarky in a reasoned discussion, but since you can't seem to control it, I'm going to ignore you.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)

Next time your question is a "point", make it a fucking statement instead, so others don't waste their time answering you.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (b4tyc)

171 I was under the impression that police in cars can and do routinely run license plates of vehicles in traffic. I'm not saying they make a record of the plate (like FLOCK), but it's different from only running a plate at a traffic stop.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 11:47 AM


When we lived in connecticut the cops would run license plate scanners in parking lots. They would cruise the lot scanning plates until they got a hit or they ran out of cars. They would then move on to the next parking lot. It's no different than them looking for stolen cars using the mark I eyeball, they just do it faster with the scanners.


I have not seen them doing that here in Texas.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (I43vL)

172 it gets me thinking (uh oh.)

This is a site for discussion of current events! There's no thinking here.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

173 The only reason the Left is opposed to Flock is that they think it helps ICE round up wetbacks. Full stop.

Interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

It's the same reason Seattle's Mayor turned off a bunch of security cameras during the World Cup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (gLYp7)

174 Cops have illegally shot people. Do we take away guns from all cops? Same principle if we’re saying abuse by some cops is a reason to get rid of flock.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (8m4AW)

175 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flocking_(texture)

Spray on where needed.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (FhXTo)

176 American Thinker’s solution: regulate ALPRs. Pray tell, who does the regulating?
The same bunch abusing their powers.
No. Ban Flock cameras, ban ALPRs.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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American Thinker's writers, by and large, are not heavy hitters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (3oLMy)

177 Now explain how that cop's memory is going to reach back seven months ago to that time the white, male subject dropped the N-bomb on a black man to serve as an aggravating factor in the bar fight he just got into with a completely different black man.

Now it's not a simple assault, it's a hate crime and he's going away for fifteen years.

Your cop can't do that, but Flock will absolutely draw connections to things that aren't actually connected.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (gLYp7)

And a beat cop who isn’t an asshole but goes out of his way to be good to the people who pay his salary and have no use for breaking the law is a cop who is winning hearts and minds and can use his powers and abilities for good.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (I5xda)

178 Not for me.

Don't right-click, open in new tab. Copy the whole thing, then copy in a new tab manually.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:46 AM (gLYp7)

OK, got it. But did Piddington vote for the Leftard? Who won the election?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (1z8ji)

179 The left is anti-flock because they're pro-criminal.

The rest of us are anti-flock because we're anti-surveillance state.

It's a weird venn diagram but here we are.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 11:54 AM (oqH4h)

180 Joe Mannix hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

If he starts adding first world art problems with cutesy overblown recipes, I am out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (dK+Kv)

181 Nobody would care about Flock if the Law Enforcement assholes didn't abuse the system to monitor ex-wives, etc.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (36x1j)

182 Your cop can't do that, but Flock will absolutely draw connections to things that aren't actually connected.

He actually can to a degree. It's kind of the definition of good police work. His motivation is what determines whether it's a good use of his knowledge of the area he patrols.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

183 Meanwhile Sydney is laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:49 AM (8m4AW)

She may have the fortitude and security to withstand their assault. The next one may not and that's how the mob works.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (b4tyc)

184 174 Cops have illegally shot people. Do we take away guns from all cops? Same principle if we’re saying abuse by some cops is a reason to get rid of flock.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Those jowls are beginning to sag again and that belly, woof.
Election time is coming and you're not that young girl.
Fasting is good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (3oLMy)

185 Speaking of retarded AWFLs, on LinkedIn the new thing to be outraged about is Sydney Sweeny getting nekkid in ad for some gambling site.

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I support nekkid Sydney Sweeny!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

186 David Drake's short story "A Nation Without Walls" in Lacey and his Friends is a panopticon world that is not totally corrupt, and it is in no way a good world to live in.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (rbvCR)

187 People who think Flock is a good idea are the kind of people who have to have their child murdered by a 3rd worlder before they start to doubt the wisdom of open borders.

The will only learn by the school of experience.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (1W4K+)

188 174 Cops have illegally shot people. Do we take away guns from all cops? Same principle if we’re saying abuse by some cops is a reason to get rid of flock.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (8m4AW)
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You're flailing around for a justification because you've already unzipped your fly when you said that just because people on the left are against something, you're for it. Just stop bro.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h)

189 Cops have illegally shot people. Do we take away guns from all cops? Same principle if we’re saying abuse by some cops is a reason to get rid of flock.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (8m4AW)

The cops aren't the only ones accessing Flock.

Flock sells your data to anyone for any reason, with or without a warrant. They've been quite open about this.

Their terms of use now state the installer "Grants Flock the “exclusive right to determine and control” how, when, and in what format customer data is accessed," and adds a "perpetual" license for Flock to use customer data to "support and improve" its services, "even after the customer ends the relationship."

They can keep and sell your image and data to anyone at any time for any reason, forever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

190 All you have to do is ask yourself: is there trust that can be broken, power that can be abused? Congratulations, you've found us!

Posted by: The Left at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (9kGtu)

191 Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 11:54 AM (oqH4h)

But the Left is mercurial. They may be against flock because they have stock in a competing brand.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (b4tyc)

192 only reason the Left is opposed to Flock is that they think it helps ICE round up wetbacks. Full stop.

Interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

Not just illegals. They don’t like it because it shows their favorite demographics committing a lot of crime. And even worse give the police evidence to go catch them and DAs the ability to convict them.

If flock cameras weren’t effective, the left wouldn’t be opposed to them. It’s because they help prevent crime that the left wants them banned.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (8m4AW)

193 Those jowls are beginning to sag again and that belly, woof.
Election time is coming and you're not that young girl.
Fasting is good.


Rumor has it that she's on a GLP-1.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

194 174 Cops have illegally shot people. Do we take away guns from all cops? Same principle if we’re saying abuse by some cops is a reason to get rid of flock.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:53 AM (8m4AW)

You mourn every November 9 because your model society, the GDR, failed.

Not the same. I’m known to TX DPS and the local SO and the Feds. I must be a Boy Scout at all times. You ache for the cops to put the country on 24/7 surveillance. I don’t.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (I5xda)

195 Brilliant, well said!

Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (U3L5y)

196 Another consideration with surveillance systems is this; when an erroneous "hit" on someone is used to issue a ticket or summons, it typically requires the target to prove otherwise.

For example, a license plate with an "8" on it that is confused with a "B". Imagine the mistake leads to thinking the person in question, or the vehicle, is involved in something other than a speeding or parking violation.

The speeding or parking is minor. Yet, if you're compelled to appear in person, your time is consumed with arguing about the validity of the data used to issue the citation in the first place. Not whether it's your fault or not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 11:57 AM (2Cry5)

197 181 Nobody would care about Flock if the Law Enforcement assholes didn't abuse the system to monitor ex-wives, etc.

Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Or that innocent woman pulled over twice in one day; guns drawn because her car 'resembled' a villains car.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:58 AM (3oLMy)

198 Mitch McConnell Appears to Be in Far Worse Shape Than Joe Biden in Disturbing Footage

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I think for a zombie he's doing very well.

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Might be a problem finding brains in congress, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)

199
Or that innocent woman pulled over twice in one day; guns drawn because her car 'resembled' a villains car.


In my defense, she was hawt.

Posted by: The cop at September 16, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

200 The left is anti-flock because they're pro-criminal.

The rest of us are anti-flock because we're anti-surveillance state.

It's a weird venn diagram but here we are.

Posted by: ballistic


The real tell is their solution to the problem. If it increases or preserves power for them (and it ALWAYS will), that's the real stance.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 16, 2026 11:59 AM (OUMaO)

201 If flock cameras weren’t effective, the left wouldn’t be opposed to them. It’s because they help prevent crime that the left wants them banned.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (8m4AW)

They have said flat out they are mad that their most beloved constituency, illegal immigrants/foreigners, get caught by them.

Just move to Cuba. Or Canada. They’d love to have someone like you who is unfit to be free and is incapable of self-government. (H/t TX Dec of Ind, 1836)

Or maybe you work for Flock and don’t want your ox gored?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:59 AM (I5xda)

202 >And none of the above requires any real leap -- it is the world we are already in and the cameras are just giving the authoritarians and totalitarians a powerful new tool. Why would anyone think that is a good idea?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 11:51 AM (1W4K+)

Boy, did I call it or what?

Posted by: George Orwell at September 16, 2026 11:59 AM (GTqXr)

203 I have a Federal government friend who was posted overseas to Russia for two years. The Russians followed him every time he left his house. If he tried to lose the tail, they made his life even worse. As it was, he's sure that they search tis house and harassed his dog while he was out of the house.

Constant surveillance is not benign. Governments cannot be trusted.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 11:59 AM (8O9+I)

204 He actually can to a degree. It's kind of the definition of good police work. His motivation is what determines whether it's a good use of his knowledge of the area he patrols.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

I'm not sure why you're rejecting or overlooking the distinction in scale and immediacy. The cop doesn't have immediate, automated access to every internet database and social media account in the history of ever to inform his choices in the moment.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:00 PM (gLYp7)

205 Pieces like these are really easy to write when you're sure that the systems you're writing about will never be used against you.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 12:00 PM (oCS0o)

206 Constant surveillance is not benign. Governments cannot be trusted.


You're at AOSHQ. Those statements are axiomatic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

207 Fuck pop up ads

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2026 12:00 PM (acXfL)

208 Put a Flock camera on Maxine Waters' house.

Posted by: Here's an idea at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (2Ez/1)

209 Just move to Cuba. Or Canada. They’d love to have someone like you who is unfit to be free and is incapable of self-government. (H/t TX Dec of Ind, 1836)

Or maybe you work for Flock and don’t want your ox gored?
Posted by: Cow Demon

Whoa. Chill dude.
Here I was thinking unlike the left someone can have a different opinion and not be hounded out of the clubhouse.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (8m4AW)

210 I'm not sure why you're rejecting or overlooking the distinction in scale and immediacy. The cop doesn't have immediate, automated access to every internet database and social media account in the history of ever to inform his choices in the moment.

I'm not at all overlooking that distinction. If you read my earlier comments, you'll see that I'm saying it's going to be necessary to draw lines based on degree, and I'm not sure how that will be done.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)

211 The Lives Of Others is one of the greatest movies ever.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)

212 If you've ever seen the great movie, The Lives of Others, imagine that with Flock cameras added.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (OLZpF)

213 Bill Gates Pledges $1 Billion to Help Make AI a “Great Equalizer” for Rich and Poor

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Well, if you can't trust Bill Gates, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (ndZc7)

214 -
I support nekkid Sydney Sweeny!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)



I DEMAND she hold it against me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (ccf/V)

215 Whoa. Chill dude.
Here I was thinking unlike the left someone can have a different opinion and not be hounded out of the clubhouse.


Is exactly what a stinking, closet commie would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (Riz8t)

216 So everyone knows where I'm coming from, I have often felt that license plates on cars are a violation.

In CA they have a law (had?) that you get (I think) 6 months before you have to put a real plate on a car. 6 months of no plate for new cars. So tech billionaires would buy a new car every 6 months to keep their car anonymous. I don't mind cops being able to ID a car ***after**** it is found suspect of a crime (speeding or whatever) but the plates reveal ID *before* hand and that feels like a violation of the 14th. They get around that of course by claiming that driving is a "privilege" and not a right. Fuck them. That may have been true in 19th century but it is now a necessity to live.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:04 PM (1W4K+)

217 Bull Gates saying he wants to marry AI a "great equalizer" sounds like he wants it to kill everyone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:04 PM (OLZpF)

218 Brilliant, well said!
Posted by: YosemiteSatchmo at September 16, 2026 11:56 AM (U3L5y)



Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

219 I'm saying it's going to be necessary to draw lines based on degree, and I'm not sure how that will be done.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)

But that precise point is where we disagree the most strongly.

It isn't messy to say 'giving any person, including (but not necessarily) law enforcement, immediate, automated access to the entire history of any American at any time is wrong.'

Flock was literally designed and is constantly updated to do exactly that and therefore shouldn't be able to operate in the US.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (gLYp7)

220 Sports books are evil, but unfortunately they are legal. She showed poor judgement in taking their money, but a job is a job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (1z8ji)


She is apparently an investor as well, I don't know the details, so her ad is basically "talking her book" (in the stockbroker sense).

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70 I think Ace needs to do a whole thread on the Sydney Sweeney sports-betting ad.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)


Yesterday:
acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421383

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (ke3zm)

221 Whoa - guys....

AOSHQ could be cool and groovy if we just treat each other fairly!

Its Joe Mannix! He made a pyramid and put himself on top!

Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (NTVPI)

222 -
Might be a problem finding brains in congress, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:58 AM (ndZc7)



Maybe that's why he's never there anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:06 PM (ccf/V)

223 Flock was literally designed and is constantly updated to do exactly that and therefore shouldn't be able to operate in the US.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (gLYp7)

Addendum:

A cop using his brain isn't at all comparable with that same cop using the panopticon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:06 PM (gLYp7)

224 Surely no one here believes that we have not been living in a surveillance state for a long long time. Flock is just the logical progression of that. It will just get even more refined as time goes by. Some people, a lot of people, want security at any price.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

225 But that precise point is where we disagree the most strongly.

It isn't messy to say 'giving any person, including (but not necessarily) law enforcement, immediate, automated access to the entire history of any American at any time is wrong.'


I'm not sure we do disagree. I've NEVER advocated for what you describe in your second sentence. Therefore, the line will have to be drawn somewhere between that and a total abolition of public filming. Other than that, I've taken no position.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

226 Let not your heart be troubled.

https://tinyurl.com/y6r74pvb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM (ndZc7)

227 re Sydney Sweeney. Looking forward to the comments from the Olympic beach volleyball gals.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 16, 2026 12:09 PM (OKZIH)

228 54 Tangentially on topic, system abuse:
Better-half once got a ticket from Tucson, our jeep driven by our son got caught by a photo radar trap. The ticket came to her with our son's picture and a copy of her license with the F crossed out an and M hand written. She ignored it, got a subpoena, went to court, the judge says you aren't male throws the ticket out and tells her to pay for the cost of the subpoena. She objects on the grounds it shouldn't have been issued in the first place. The judge attempts charge for additional BS, she stands her ground and judge all waves fees (while the court recorder smirks).

She asked about the original fraud but couldn't get anywhere. sigh.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 16, 2026

I got a ticket in TX from a red light camera. In 2023. Problem is, they were made illegal in 2019 by the TX Legislature.

I got some nasty grams in the mail from a law firm that had me mail the check to the other end of the country of all things, threatening all sorts of nonsense if I didn’t pay an illegally issued ticket. Cool. I mailed them a copy of the TX Transportation Code. Relevant portion highlighted.

Haven’t heard from them since.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:10 PM (I5xda)

229 cops would run license plate scanners in parking lots.

I've seen repo-men with readers on all 4 fenders trolling.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 12:10 PM (FhXTo)

230 re Sydney Sweeney. Looking forward to the comments from the Olympic beach volleyball gals.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 16, 2026 12:09 PM (OKZIH)



They have nothing were it not for hypocrisy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:10 PM (ccf/V)

231 212 If you've ever seen the great movie, The Lives of Others, imagine that with Flock cameras added.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:02 PM (

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Yes it was great, highly recommended, but it didn't seem quite as chilling as really living under surveillance by the Stasi must have been

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 12:11 PM (8O9+I)

232 From the sidebar.

Have there ever been any professional golfers from Shanksville?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

233 Some people, a lot of people, want security at any price.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar

And deserve neither security nor freedom.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 12:11 PM (dK+Kv)

234 Therefore, the line will have to be drawn somewhere between that and a total abolition of public filming.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)

I am open to some degree of public filming. I expect and accept toll booth cameras, red light cameras, et al. They are there to capture violations as they happen.

What Flock is doing, though, ISN'T just filming. People (generally) wouldn't oppose just filming.

It's constructing complete dossiers on every single person who must - in the course of their daily lives, and without consent - subject themselves to releasing the entirety of that dossier to anyone upon demand.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:11 PM (gLYp7)

235 It is axiomatic that if a government program or system can be abused, it will be.
Consider how far in debt the government's credit card program is, Social Security, Welfare, SNAP, etc. It is no different (except perhaps in scale) at the local level. I will bet 100 quatloos that in every city where FLOCK camera exist, some cop and/or local pol is using it to track a spouse, girl/boyfriend, political enemy, etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 12:12 PM (2WIwB)

236 My ideal system would have a constantly changing QR code on every car, revealing a crypto key that allows someone with authorization to query the car for ID but only if (a) they know the key, which expires within seconds or minutes, and (b) they have the authorized equipment which is restricted to trained and licensed authorities only to be used with probable cause.

Use of equipment would be audited and cop would have to explain the probable cause for each use. No one in public would be able to ID a car or see license, just the useless qr code.

Of course, AI has mooted this plan as we now can ID cars based on dirt patterns on the fender.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:12 PM (1W4K+)

237 Some people, a lot of people, want security at any price.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:07 PM



Move to China. Problem solved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

238 Nood!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

239 All the News That Fit To Print.

NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That Killed 1,200 of Them

https://tinyurl.com/387ddj49

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (ndZc7)

240 Upskirt videos = Bad


Filming your every move because you happened to go outside = Good for society

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (ccf/V)

241 What Flock is doing, though, ISN'T just filming. People (generally) wouldn't oppose just filming.

It's constructing complete dossiers on every single person who must - in the course of their daily lives, and without consent - subject themselves to releasing the entirety of that dossier to anyone upon demand.


I agree.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

242 Has Mitch held a press conference?

Posted by: Why not? at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (2Ez/1)

243 Whoa. Chill dude.
Here I was thinking unlike the left someone can have a different opinion and not be hounded out of the clubhouse.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (8m4AW)

I find the Bill of Rights and the Fourth Amendment sacred. I’m not sorry that offends you.

If I speed and the cops pull me over and run my tags, well, that’s on me. For that one moment in time. Until they have probable cause the cops can leave me alone. I can’t understand why that is hard to grasp.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (I5xda)

244 Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge

^^^^^

(golf clap)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (1W4K+)

245 I agree.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

I don't think I've ever had a full-blown conversation inside a thread before.

Thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (gLYp7)

246 Oh shit, I thought this was a CBD post based on content.

Nice analysis Joe not a cop.

I am sorry I messed that up

Also, nood./

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (1W4K+)

247 Yes it was great, highly recommended, but it didn't seem quite as chilling as really living under surveillance by the Stasi must have been
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 12:11 PM (8O9+I)

It is my belief that, for a variety of reasons, Erich Mielke's Stasi provided the template for our dystopia. Not just surveillance, but also propaganda, and especially, above all, (there is no appropriate English word for it), the Zersetzung.

I think when the Cold War ended and our intelligence apparatus turned against the home country, they looked at the formidable machine Mielke built and said "we can do this on a scale Erich could only imagine in his wildest dreams."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (BI5O2)

248 No public cameras is a good idea.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (3oLMy)

249 Comfort in advocating for these systems simply because "your side is in charge," if that is part of it, is short-sighted and foolish to the point of stupidity because even if it's true - and it isn't, as the last decade thoroughly demonstrates - "your side" will not be in charge forever.

Exactly my argument against the Patriot Act after 9-11. There were a number of folks I know that thought it was a GREAT idea, because Bush was President, but I reminded them if they'd trust it in the hands of a President Hilary Clinton...and if not, it was definitely NOT a good idea.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (l3cgK)

250 It's like geofencing, where the police can dragnet all the phones used in a fairly large area looking for someone...
That can NEVER be abused, right?

There's a reason we have the 4th and 5th amendments to the Constitution...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (l3cgK)

251 A routine license plate check begins with a vehicle that is already encountered by an officer. By contrast, ALPR cameras automatically collect the plate information of all vehicles that pass by.

It allows someone to be followed without any sort of limit.

Quite simply, if an individual officer followed someone all day, gathering the information a Flock system can gather, unless the officer was actively investigating said person, the officer would be guilty of harassment and possibly stalking. If a department used several officers, stationed around town, to do the same thing, it would definitely be harassment on the part of the department.

All Flock does is substitute a computer and a bunch of cameras for the harassing officer.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (kU0PQ)

252 This is a legitimate concern, and the solution is to adopt rules suited to the scale to which an ALPR system is used.

Talking about "rules" means nothing without a thorough accompaniment of how vigorously those rules are employed and enforced. Every State has robust rules against voter fraud, but without enforcement the fraud goes rampant.

I wholly reject the concept of "no expectation of privacy in public spaces." Unless I am in the act of committing a crime, or it is reasonably inferable that I am going to commit a crime, I have EVERY expectation of privacy in a public space.

The Constitution says that the government cannot take any interest in me without a warrant. We need to return to that standard. Enforceably.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (bufu1)

253 ALPRs are like "perv glasses". Thr problem isn't that people can see and count you, it's that the activity is secret and unseeable. When public photograpgy was deemed legal, Brownie cameras and later video tape recordrs were large and obvious to spot, and if someone speaking to you held a camera, you could change your reaction to disapproval.

Along the same lines, tapping phones was undetectable and therefore ullegal. Even unmarked cars are rare, but the car itself is visible.

But the guy in the bushes, looking in your window and idly counting the perfume bottles on your dresser is not.

The differences with ALPRs and wearing Perv Glasses from normal behavior is as simple as Spy vs. Spy. And for some good reason the punishment for spying is summary execution.

Posted by: Flicker at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (/jzod)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Onderdonk Bluebonnets1.jpg

A Cloudy Day, Bluebonnets near San Antonio, Texas
Julian Onderdonk

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Pick-off at first.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

3 Title checks out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

4 Nice. Pastoral, even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (FAGAJ)

5 Onderdonk. Must have been laughed at lots in elementary school.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (MOPlc)

6 "Onderdonk" is just begging to be used in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

7 Finally. A new thread. That last thread was in the gutter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (5C90x)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

9 Don't hurt em. Against the law.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

10
This is very nice; color and art as an accessory to the room.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)

11 Pretty.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

12 There are many things that are kinda cool about Texas.

It's absolutely beautiful when the Bluebonnets bloom......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

13 FM1283 from San Antonio to Medina Lake. Beautiful bluebonnets and a hill Country scenery.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (GXElQ)

14 >>There are many things that are kinda cool about Texas.


Primarily, it keeps the Texans in one place.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 09:34 AM (zRd05)

15 Farm to Market roads.........Reminder of a simpler time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

16 Huh. I really like this. Thanks.

https://youtu.be/8fEg3-mhy3E

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (Y/06r)

17 Thought i was looking at a Monet. Nice painting. Like the colors with the mist.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (N2HNb)

18 >>A new thread. That last thread was in the gutter.


This is about what I left in the sink, isn't it?

Posted by: Ian Anderson at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (zRd05)

19 Everything's better with Bluebonnet on it.

Posted by: Looking to deface this at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (w9Wax)

20 San Antonio......San Antonio........


SUCK my bone-eeo.......

Posted by: Ted Nugent - Live In Concert at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

21
It's very blue.
That's all I got.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

22 Everything's better:
https://youtu.be/Pkm4HY-3cD8

Posted by: From 1981 at September 16, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Primarily, it keeps the Texans in one place.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 09:34 AM (zRd05)



And I'm fine with that........

It's the transplants I have issue with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

24 Artist was only 40 when he died. It's a shame because his other paintings are quite beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

25 Everything's better:
https://youtu.be/Pkm4HY-3cD8
Posted by: From 1981 at September 16, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)



I can't believe it's not butter.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

26 Every roadside should look like this!

Posted by: zombie Lady Bird Johnson at September 16, 2026 09:38 AM (eAwYi)

27 Very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

28 I do not like that version of gulfcoast highway. The remaster they did did something weird to the voices. Attenuated them somehow.

This is better.

https://youtu.be/_03-pUBeHaM

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:38 AM (Y/06r)

29 I like it - good vibe.
Would hang.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

30
Very nice. And accurate.

Texas Hill Country in the Spring.

Would hang, especially as a dentist or doctor waiting room picture.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

31 I like it - good vibe.
Would hang.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)



Art theme song.........


https://youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

32 And it used to be a pretty respectable bowl game.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxz7sfe

Posted by: Back in the day at September 16, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

33 I'm sure FM1283 is thoroughly ruined by now. Subdivision hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:41 AM (GXElQ)

34 Cloudy and so foggy you can't make out the details

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 09:42 AM (OhNid)

35 I like this painting. Very peaceful.

It also brought two things to mind:

1. Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it.

2. Robert Onderdonk Terwilliger.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 09:42 AM (qRla/)

36 One of the best Bluebonnet photos is like this, a very pretty field of blue.

Then it zooms in to show two rattlesnakes, bodies half off the ground, intertwined in a mating ritual.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 09:42 AM (3cUTc)

37 I love Onderdonk's paintings.

That song is forever a Nanci Griffith song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUqLleoZxtM

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 09:42 AM (2Xqig)

38 Would hang, especially as a dentist or doctor waiting room picture.

Posted by: naturalfake

Yes. Very calming.

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)

39
The one good thing that came out of the LBJ Mistake.

Lady Bird's Roadside Wildflower initiative.

Spring Beauty everywhere you drove.


Less of that though these days, I wonder if they axed the program.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

40 And it used to be a pretty respectable bowl game.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxz7sfe
Posted by: Back in the day at September 16, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)


It was held at Rice Stadium from 1959 through 1967, and again in 1985 and 1986.


And I bet it was the best football Rice ever saw........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

41 Would hang.
I've taken many pictures of my dogs with the Texas bluebonnets as the backdrop.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

42 Nice landscape. Needs some data centers.

Posted by: Suburban AWFLs at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

43
Bluebonnets, therefore art.

We have some nice photos of Dutch and Leo posing in a field of bluebonnets. It's something lots of people like to do in the spring in Texas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM (eRlcH)

44
Blue Mornin'
Blue Day ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 09:44 AM (9bJF6)

45 I'm sure FM1283 is thoroughly ruined by now. Subdivision hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:41 AM (GXElQ)



Depends on where you're at......



https://shorturl.fm/KaPSF

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

46
Nobody loves us.

*kicks rock disconsolately*

Posted by: Indian Paint Brushes at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (eRlcH)

47 That's the flower they named after a minor bowl game.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (EgboE)

48 Title holds.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (sl73Y)

49 Yeah.....that's a post fail.

WTF?

map post was supposed to be of F1283, but instead, you get whatever that is.

My bad.......f*cking internet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

50 Lady Bird's Roadside Wildflower initiative.

Spring Beauty everywhere you drove.


Less of that though these days, I wonder if they axed the program.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:43 AM

Mississippi has done a nice job with magnolia trees.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

51 All paintings are still life.
[runs off]
Untill next time.

Posted by: Skeletor at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (DbovD)

52 Painting would look great on my dining room wall.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (GXElQ)

53 Nobody loves us.

*kicks rock disconsolately*
Posted by: Indian Paint Brushes at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (eRlcH)



Nah.....you're a good contrast to the Bluebonnets.

Don't sell yourself short. You're just not the state flower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

54 This painting makes me think I've got eye googies.

Posted by: Gaza Board of Peace ha ha ha ha !! at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

55 All paintings are still life.
[runs off]
Untill next time.
Posted by: Skeletor at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (DbovD)



Skeletor memes are the best.......


"Remember. Every hand you shake has had a dick in it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

56 Onderdonk? Of the Amsterdam Onderdonks?

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (LHPAg)

57 /farcical sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

58 Thanks, Sponge.

At least some bigger landowners are holding fast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (GXElQ)

59 I know a land where the bluebonnets grow. They bloom on the hills and down where it’s low, in valley, on plain, in path on the lane, and when in the spring the wild flowers blow, they cover the hills with blue all a-glow, and nod their heads in the rain.

Who would not live in this land of delight where flowers are Blue and Red and White? And birds in the sky with carol and lay are heard in the glen and on mountain height? Where nature reveals a beauteous sight and blue bonnets grow by the way?

Long wave the Bonny Blue Banner on high, with ever the Stars and Stripes floating by, in unity show to friend and to foe that Love, the Lone Star, supreme in the sky e’er glows with a light that never shall die, where lovely bright blue bonnets grow.

Texas, my Texas, may God never cease to bless you with truth and wisdom’s increase. Your cause ever be humanity’s plea, your hope that on earth, greed and war will surcease and bluebonnets grow as a symbol of peace, in the Lone Star State by the sea.

Posted by: Julia D. Owen at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (olroh)

60 They're gonna make y'all wear Blue Bonnets!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (t19vo)

61 "Remember. Every hand you shake has had a dick in it."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

*blink* Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:49 AM (Y/06r)

62 OK, enough fun. Back to editing. And I owe CBD a Book Thread.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 09:49 AM (qRla/)

63 Nice painting. But, I don't see the Alamo anywhere.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

64 1 Pick-off at first.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
________

Safe, since you were actually first and made it to the bag. Sponge usually gets caught in a pickle between first and willow.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

65 What a beautiful example of what Impressionism can achieve. If I saw this in a gallery I could spend hours looking at how he applied color and used brush strokes. He really caught the look and, more importantly, feel of fresh blossoms on an early morning. The colors are soft and muted but the brilliance of the bluebonnets comes through even before the rising sun burns off the mists. It is a quiet, peaceful, restful scene. It calls for the viewer to be as quiet whether looking at the painting or the actual landscape.

The painting reminds me of seeing local bluebells (different plants but similar appearance) as they emerge near streams in the spring. We look forward to it every year.

Look at some of Onderdonk's other works on his Wiki page. They have the same ability to show a landscape and the emotional sense it provides. His paintings are as good as any of the French masters of the style from a previous generation. What a shame he does so young.

Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

66 Today's art is serene, relaxing. Would hang.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 09:51 AM (O7YUW)

67 "Remember. Every hand you shake has had a dick in it."

Posted by: My new favorite fortune cookie insert at September 16, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

68 Painting blurry, out of focus, I guess it's fog of some kind. Don't like it and even I can't help.

Posted by: Warby Parker at September 16, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

69 Nice painting. But, I don't see the Alamo anywhere.
Posted by: dantesed

Smack in the middle town. Surrounded by a concrete jungle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:52 AM (GXElQ)

70 At least some bigger landowners are holding fast.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (GXElQ)



We've got 50 or so acres we're hoping to move to......and hope to make it 80 in the near future.

I'll be hunting......a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

71 Nice painting. But, I don't see the Alamo anywhere.

The painting was done in 1918. The Alamo wasn't built until 1997, when Rainforest Cafe decided to build a Texas theme park in downtown San Antonio.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 09:52 AM (olroh)

72 Look at some of Onderdonk's other works on his Wiki page. They have the same ability to show a landscape and the emotional sense it provides. His paintings are as good as any of the French masters of the style from a previous generation. What a shame he does so young.
Posted by: JTB

I especially love "Road to the Hills".

Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 09:53 AM (lJ0H4)

73 The Rice Owls played in the 1954 Cotton Bowl Classic against the Crimson Tide of Alabama. The game featured one of the most famous plays in college football history when Rice's Dickey Moegle burst free on a sweep play, and on his way down the sideline, was tackled by Tommy Lewis, who had come off the Alabama sideline without his helmet to tackle Moegle. Referee Cliff Shaw saw Lewis come off the bench and gave the Owls the 95-yard touchdown.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2026 09:53 AM (w9Wax)

74 Texas is one of the least scenic states and this painting shows it in spades. Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!

Posted by: Caller From East of the Rockies at September 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fn+3X)

75 The painting was done in 1918. The Alamo wasn't built until 1997, when Rainforest Cafe decided to build a Texas theme park in downtown San Antonio.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

There's a hotel in Dallas with a full-sized replica of the Alamo in the lobby.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

76
Rice used to field a good football team in the 50s and 60s, but now they're everyone's doormat. It's the baseball team that's now dominant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 09:56 AM (oqqPM)

77 There's a hotel in Dallas with a full-sized replica of the Alamo in the lobby.

And of the San Antonio River Walk, although that isn’t full-sized.

It helps to think big everywhere. It is required in Texas.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 09:57 AM (olroh)

78 Beau Biden died in a rainforest.

Posted by: Not a joke at September 16, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

79 48 Title holds.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (sl73Y)

Nah. It's not cloudy, it's mostly cloudy as you can see some patches of blue.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 16, 2026 09:57 AM (J4Dwc)

80 JTB did a much better job expressing how lovely this painting is, but I'll add that bluebonnet season is the highlight of spring in Central Texas!

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 09:58 AM (wLjpr)

81 We like it just fine here in Texas.

Posted by: Steers 'n' Queers at September 16, 2026 09:59 AM (Fn+3X)

82 Posted by: Julia D. Owen at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (olroh)

Almost made me shoulder my musket and march to the front.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 09:59 AM (LHPAg)

83 For those who enjoy today's art, there is a Kindle book of his works, "Julian Onderdonk: Art Masters Vol. 5" for $2.99. Most of the hardcopy collections are around fifty dollars which is out of my reach.

I just got a copy and it works well on a ten inch tablet. A smaller screen might not display them as well.

Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

84 His "Cactus in Bloom" piece is great. Colors pop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (GXElQ)

85 Almost like the lavender fields of France …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (ayRl+)

86 Texas is one of the least scenic states and this painting shows it in spades. Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!
Posted by: Caller From East of the Rockies at September 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fn+3X)




Everything this guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

87 "... I'll add that bluebonnet season is the highlight of spring in Central Texas!
Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 09:58 AM"


But Fall is MoMe season!

Posted by: Corsicana or bust! at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Texas. A vast state with like two natural lakes. What kind of a dump has two lakes?

Posted by: Land of 10,000 Lakes at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (Fn+3X)

89 Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!

It is a horrible place. You don’t want to come here!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 10:01 AM (olroh)

90 Texas is one of the least scenic states and this painting shows it in spades. Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!
Posted by: Caller From East of the Rockies


Everything this guy just said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Wish all the damn yankees felt that way.
Obligatory:
What the difference between a yankee & a damn yankee?
Yankee visits.
Damn yankee stays.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:01 AM (XE+QS)

91 What kind of a dump has two lakes?
Posted by: Land of 10,000 Lakes at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Nevada at September 16, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

92 Texas. A vast state with like two natural lakes. What kind of a dump has two lakes?
Posted by: Land of 10,000 Lakes

Enjoy the caliphate, dickhead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 10:02 AM (GXElQ)

93 Texas. A vast state with like two natural lakes. What kind of a dump has two lakes?
Posted by: Land of 10,000 Lakes at September 16, 2026 10:00 AM (Fn+3X)



Texas has over 7000 lakes.......but yes, only 2 aren't man made.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:03 AM (ccf/V)

94 Texas. A vast state with like two natural lakes. What kind of a dump has two lakes?
Posted by: Land of 10,000 Lakes

To be fair, Virginia also has only two natural lakes.

Not every state got blessed with glaciation.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

95
Texas is one of the least scenic states and this painting shows it in spades. Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!
Posted by: Caller From East of the Rockies at September 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fn+3X)


That's okay.

Only the strong survive in Texas.

And we're gracious folks and wouldn't want you to wilt, shrivel, and dry out like a piece of road jerky,

from wandering outside at noon in a Texas August.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 10:04 AM (iJfKG)

96 Been to Lake Travis. It is Constipated River Travis.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:04 AM (yYROg)

97 The Rice Owls played some ball last weekend. Well, Notre Dame showed up anyway

Posted by: 0-52, get back to the lab at September 16, 2026 10:06 AM (yYROg)

98 Enjoy the caliphate, dickhead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Heh, the DeSoto House of Peace (51,000 sq. ft.) laughs like a maniac at your Tunnel Vision.

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober!! at September 16, 2026 10:07 AM (Fn+3X)

99 I believe Hank Hill pointed out that Texas has beautiful wildflowers in the springtime, I'll tell you what.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 16, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

100 That's okay.

Only the strong survive in Texas.

And we're gracious folks and wouldn't want you to wilt, shrivel, and dry out like a piece of road jerky,

from wandering outside at noon in a Texas August.

Posted by: naturalfake


That's fine. You can keep that shitty heat to yourself. And we won't have to worry about thawing you out in January in Michigan.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

101 Where'd everybody go?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

102 Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it!

Posted by: Marge Areen at September 16, 2026 10:13 AM (Fn+3X)

103 It's a beautiful painting and a beautiful poem.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2026 10:13 AM (LHPAg)

104 A Cloudy Day, Bluebonnets near San Antonio, Texas 1918
Julian Onderdonk

It's so calm & pretty, would definitely hang this piece. Thanks.
--
Amon Carter Museum of American Art

Julian Onderdonk left his hometown in 1901 to study painting in New York City. That summer, he enrolled in classes at William Merritt Chase’s art school in Shinnecock Hills, Long Island, where he developed a facility for plein-air landscapes. In 1909, he moved back to San Antonio and began to paint the natural scenery of the surrounding Hill Country region, focusing on the spring wildflower blooms.

Onderdonk’s interest in the Hill Country was unconventional; most Texas landscape painters of his era favored the arid expanses of West Texas ranches. Nonetheless, Onderdonk gradually built a following, exhibiting his works both locally and in major national exhibitions. By the time of his early death at 40, he had helped usher in a new regional aesthetic that pictured Texas through the lens of contemporary impressionism rather than the rugged iconography of the so-called frontier.

—Text taken from the Carter Handbook (2023)
---
Oh! And it's exactly a month to Texas MoMe 2026.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

105 Heh, the DeSoto House of Peace (51,000 sq. ft.) laughs like a maniac at your Tunnel Vision.
Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober!! at September 16

I'm very curious about Texas' burgeoning caliphate.

Minnesota? Sure. I get it. Those Communist retards all thirst for sandmaggot cock. It makes perfect sense.

But I can't imagine the way they've rolled out the red carpet for the throngs of Muslims is too popular with TX voters.

I have to assume the TX GOP's rakeoff from the welfare scams is very yuge and luxurious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

106 There's a hotel in Dallas with a full-sized replica of the Alamo in the lobby.
Posted by: Bulg

Did the hotel also include the basement bowling alley that's there?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 10:16 AM (o36GC)

107 Whoa. Somebody pissed in someone's cornflake?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 10:16 AM (36x1j)

108 There's a hotel in Dallas with a full-sized replica of the Alamo in the lobby.
Posted by:


Is it the Anatole?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:16 AM (XE+QS)

109 Looks to me like Onderdonk painted most of his works in early Spring. What the heck did he do the rest of the year?

Posted by: Up To No Good, I Suppose at September 16, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)

110 Is it the Anatole?
Posted by: rickb223

Don't know. I'll have to ask my wife. She stayed there on a business trip.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

111 102 Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it!
Posted by: Marge Areen at September 16, 2026 10:13 AM


First, get a stick of butter.

Posted by: Every Paula Deen recipe ever at September 16, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

112 Like it. Would hang. It would go with my other painting of bluebonnets. The state flower of Texas.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 10:18 AM (xJpuh)

113 It's the Gaylord Hotel.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

114 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh on why 9/11 terrorists attacked: "They hate our constitution...they hate our values, they hate our freedom of speech."

-
They're as bad as feminists! Mehdi Hasan has a different take, though.

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
This is child-like ignorance and inanity and embarrassing to see from a Supreme Court Justice. We are governed by right-wing idiots at all the highest levels of our government.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

115 Texas has over 7000 lakes.......but yes, only 2 aren't man made.

I know about Caddo, what's the other one?

Fun fact: The many reservoirs along the many Texas rivers were initiated following a severe drought in the mid 50s. Some of these reservoirs distribute water to adjacent watersheds (Dallas takes a lot of water out of East Texas). Current laws would not allow such scandalous development and the financial offsets of eliminating taxable property AND providing 3:1 offsets for reservations of virgin ecological/natural acres would make it prohibitive.

PROGRESS!!!!/

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (8uzBS)

116 In the Duvall/Costner movie Open Range, Duvall's character is named "Boss". Just before a big gunfight, Costner asks him his real name. Boss reveals his actual first name is Bluebonnet. Costner's character doesn't laugh. Apparently, they are both from Texas.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr+re)

117 "Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center", I'm told in full. I guess because gaylords can do two things at the same time

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (yYROg)

118 Reporter broad comes up to Brandon Gill and asks "More than 50 people have died in ICE custody. Are you concerned about that?"

He asks "Who are you?"

She gives her name.

"Who are you with?"

She names some show.

"Is that on TV? Who are you with."

"Al Jazeera......"

"HA! Al Jazeera.....go away. I'm not talking to Al Jazeera. Go report somewhere else."


Epic.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

119 "Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center", I'm told in full. I guess because gaylords can do two things at the same time
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (yYROg)



Grapevine, Tx. Just north of DFW Airport.

There's a Great Wolf Lodge right across the street from it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

120 I know about Caddo, what's the other one?


I believe Lake Texoma, which is part of the Red River.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

121 (Dallas takes a lot of water out of East Texas).


They've been trying to take land and build a massive lake in NE Tx to feed Dallas.......Land owners have been very consistent in telling Dallas to GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

122 I stayed at the Gaylord in Nashville a few years ago. Beautiful place.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

123 Lake Texoma, which is part of the Red River.


Mostly in OK. The south border of OK is the south bank of the original un-laked Red River. You can fish with either states license.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 16, 2026 10:24 AM (Jr+re)

124 @mehdirhasan
This is child-like ignorance and inanity and embarrassing to see from a Supreme Court Justice. We are governed by right-wing idiots at all the highest levels of our government.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)



Just when you thought the only sound a butthole could make was a fart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

125 They've been trying to take land and build a massive lake in NE Tx to feed Dallas.......Land owners have been very consistent in telling Dallas to GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Water rights will be the true trigger to CW2.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 16, 2026 10:26 AM (OUMaO)

126 Nice. Would hang.

Also, I think I've been in that field.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2026 10:26 AM (kU0PQ)

127 It's the Gaylord Hotel.
Posted by: Bulg


Ahhh. The Family Suite - $860 a night.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:27 AM (XE+QS)

128 I've not been to the Gaylord Texan very much, but I think The Alamo inside it is a bar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

129 Good news, everybody!

Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

-
There's nothing worse than a sloppy toddler euthanasia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

130 Just when you thought the only sound a butthole could make was a fart.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

I have wonderful things to show you

Posted by: Le Petomane at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (r7+Q7)

131 HA! Al Jazeera.....go away. I'm not talking to Al Jazeera. Go report somewhere else."


Epic.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

Now do the same with CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC........

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (b4tyc)

132 Water rights will be the true trigger to CW2.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 16, 2026 10:26 AM (OUMaO)

To solve the water crisis, repurpose the brine coming up with the fossil fuels (because the fossils swim in fossil water). Desalination is cheap where energy is cheap, and west Texas is a depopulated wasteland with abundant solar.
Corpus Christi could also use desal.
As to the southwest, quit growing alfalfa for Saudi princes.

Posted by: at least they're no longer in the market for buckwheat at September 16, 2026 10:30 AM (yYROg)

133
Now do the same with CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC........
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (b4tyc)



They usually stay away from him for obvious reasons, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

134
I have wonderful things to show you
Posted by: Le Petomane at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (r7+Q7)



A fart by any other name is still a fart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:31 AM (ccf/V)

135 Beautiful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 10:32 AM (HgYkD)

136 Kids these days!

Breitbart News
@BreitbartNews
Jayden Williams, who made history as Georgia’s youngest elected mayor at 22 years old, has been impeached after he was accused of misusing city funds and exchanging sexually suggestive messages and explicit photos with an 18-year-old high school student.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

137 HA! Al Jazeera.....go away. I'm not talking to Al Jazeera. Go report somewhere else."


Epic.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

Now do the same with CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC........

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (b4tyc)

Don't look now, but up in Michigan, Rogers did EXACTLY that.

He refused to debate because the moderator is a hard-core, out and out lefty. Rogers dropped the receipts to prove it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 10:33 AM (gLYp7)

138 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Lovely art today. Thanxs!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 10:33 AM (2WIwB)

139 They've been trying to take land and build a massive lake in NE Tx to feed Dallas.......Land owners have been very consistent in telling Dallas to GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Water rights will be the true trigger to CW2.
Posted by: Brother Tim


F Dallas. All the lakes in Texas north of Downtown Dallas feed Dallas. They just finished two near me 80+ miles north of Dallas. Bois d' Arc & Ralph Hall.
Let's see: Bois d'Arc, Ralph Hall, Ray Roberts, Lake Lavon, Lewisville Lake, Grapevine Lake, Bachman Lake, Lake Ray Hubbard.

Yeah. I think Dallas claims enough lakes for water.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:34 AM (XE+QS)

140 Only thing left to do is to send Jayden Williams to Congress.

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at September 16, 2026 10:34 AM (yYROg)

141 114 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh on why 9/11 terrorists attacked: "They hate our constitution...they hate our values, they hate our freedom of speech."

-
They're as bad as feminists! Mehdi Hasan has a different take, though.

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
This is child-like ignorance and inanity and embarrassing to see from a Supreme Court Justice. We are governed by right-wing idiots at all the highest levels of our government.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

=======

Who you going to believe? Medhi or Osama bin Laden who said explicitly that he hated America because it wasn't Sharia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:35 AM (NrFex)

142 Just when you thought the only sound a butthole could make was a fart.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

I have wonderful things to show you
Posted by: Le Petomane

Exsqueeze me.

Posted by: Terrance and Phillip at September 16, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

143 Good news, everybody!

Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

-
There's nothing worse than a sloppy toddler euthanasia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM


*swoon*

- Lindsay Clancy supporters

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:35 AM (FAGAJ)

144 There's a hotel in Dallas with a full-sized replica of the Alamo in the lobby.

Have they seen my bike?

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at September 16, 2026 10:36 AM (4Je4D)

145 Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”



Did the toddler have any say in the matter?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

146 The Alamo is kinda disappointing, it's in downtown San Antonio surrounded by big buildings. But the Alamo itself is neat once you get inside. The River Walk in San Antonio is really cool with restaurants and nice bars.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (xJpuh)

147 129 Good news, everybody!

Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

-
There's nothing worse than a sloppy toddler euthanasia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

We went from crazy to straight up evil so quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (Y/06r)

148 Posted by: JTB at September 16, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw

Thanks for your thoughtful analysis. I was not familiar when this artist before, and he really did have some other lovely works.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (HgYkD)

149
Exsqueeze me.

Posted by: Terrance and Phillip at September 16, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)



https://youtu.be/DsPJa_lVPHQ?t=21

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

150 Osama changed his tune a few years after 9/11, or changed his advisors anyway, and started sounding like Chomsky and Zinn.
He was more interesting when he was citing Islamic scripture in the late 1990s.
Now, ISIS were a world of entertainment in their speeches. Total apocalyptic nuttery. I don't think half the Muslim world had even heard of the shit Baghdadi's crew were spouting. Usually you have to take a university course to hear about "Nu'aym bin Hammad" etc.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (yYROg)

151 146 The Alamo is kinda disappointing, it's in downtown San Antonio surrounded by big buildings. But the Alamo itself is neat once you get inside. The River Walk in San Antonio is really cool with restaurants and nice bars.
Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (xJpuh)

Just think of all the surrounding buildings as Santa Anna's troop formations and you've got it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (Y/06r)

152 Did the toddler have any say in the matter?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:37 AM


Meh...very late term abortion. Toddlers aren't people.

- Every leftist

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (FAGAJ)

153 Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

We've moved from 'killing babies,' to 'abortion,' to 'euthanasia,' which is, obviously, the way we put our dogs to sleep when that's the only way to protect them from what's happening to them.

Just putting him to sleep. Gently. Handled well.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (gLYp7)

154 Who you going to believe? Medhi or Osama bin Laden who said explicitly that he hated America because it wasn't Sharia?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:35 AM (NrFex)



If I had an X account, I would reply to him "Yeah, the SC can be messed up sometimes, but it's still better than anything sharia law shits out......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

155 "Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well"

Well done?

Posted by: J. Swift at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM (QVWqw)

156 We deserve the sweet meteor of death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM (Y/06r)

157 Meh...very late term abortion. Toddlers aren't people.

- Every leftist
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:39 AM (FAGAJ)



CLUMP OF CELLS!!!!!!


And you should really reboot your router and hope for a new IP..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

158 On the other hand "toddler euthanasia" sounds more apocalyptic than ISIS.

Posted by: sura 81:8-9 at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM (yYROg)

159 I didn't see no tears.

Posted by: Tlaloc at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (yYROg)

160 In order to save the Center they had to destroy it.

Board Votes to Close Kennedy Center

Posted by: Terrance and Phillip at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

161 And you should really reboot your router and hope for a new IP..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM


*checks new hash*

Fml.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (FAGAJ)

162 Did the toddler have any say in the matter?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)


Not after they wrapped the exercise band around their neck.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

163 Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

Another milestone in the achievements of Western culture. The good folks at Aktion T4 send their heartiest congratulations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (4Je4D)

164 158 On the other hand "toddler euthanasia" sounds more apocalyptic than ISIS.
Posted by: sura 81:8-9 at September 16, 2026 10:40 AM (yYROg)

Doing a bit of looking into it. Evidently the child was born with severe brain damage. They seemed to be trying to push that he was not developing and was really only at a development age of six weeks (despite being 2 years old.)

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (Y/06r)

165 Board Votes to Close Kennedy Center
=====
I voted for that!

Also, why is NPR still on the air?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)

166 163 Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

Another milestone in the achievements of Western culture. The good folks at Aktion T4 send their heartiest congratulations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (4Je4D)

======

"Well, at least the toddler won't have to live through the horrors of the climate change AI apocalypse which is 4 years away."
-Karen McAWFL

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (NrFex)

167 They've been trying to take land and build a massive lake in NE Tx to feed Dallas.......Land owners have been very consistent in telling Dallas to GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Water rights will be the true trigger to CW2.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 16, 2026 10:26 AM (OUMaO)



Texas has incredibly strong and very consistently applied water rights laws.

I guess it depends on what side of the law you're on in a dispute,

but if it's the wrong one, you will lose bigly.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

168 Milo Yiannopolous sure came with a lot of faggage.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (yYROg)

169 From the country that brings you legal weed and prostitution, post birth abortion........

God? Do your thing.....we've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (ccf/V)

170 168 Milo Yiannopolous sure came with a lot of faggage.

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 16, 2026 10:43 AM (yYROg)

======

He's Muslim now because ICE was mean to him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:44 AM (NrFex)

171 Evidently the child was born with severe brain damage. They seemed to be trying to push that he was not developing and was really only at a development age of six weeks (despite being 2 years old.)

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (Y/06r)

Severe brain damage, impaired sight, epileptic seizures, and a constant flooding of the lungs with mucus.

Two doctors said there was no hope for improvement, one doctor said there absolutely was hope for improvement. The Dutch government called it a proper use of the new law permitting the killing of kids under 12.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 10:44 AM (gLYp7)

172 Good news, everybody!

Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

-
There's nothing worse than a sloppy toddler euthanasia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

That's what Clancy should have called it. Of course, she got lots of bad people on her side without doing that, anyway....

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2026 10:44 AM (kU0PQ)

173 *checks new hash*

Fml.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (FAGAJ)
====

*snickers from back of the bus*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)

174 Another milestone in the achievements of Western culture. The good folks at Aktion T4 send their heartiest congratulations.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (4Je4D)

The odd thing about this is that there is a weird nexus between the 'racial hygeine' folks of the early 20th century and the designer lifestyle folks of today. On the one hand, the technocrats were arguing that man could be... pruned and managed like a plant. Mated to get the best traits, undesirable ones discarded. But today, it has an added element of convenience and self regard, laziness, and just vanity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:45 AM (Y/06r)

175 We went from crazy to straight up evil so quickly.

I used to think that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah was unbelievable. Really? The whole city was evil enough to be summarily destroyed?

I fear now for my country when I reflect that God is just.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 16, 2026 10:45 AM (olroh)

176 Another milestone in the achievements of Western culture. The good folks at Aktion T4 send their heartiest congratulations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:42 AM (4Je4D)



Western culture?

I'm quite sure China and islhamic countries murder what they want whenever they want.......Western culture......FFS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

177
Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”

__________

The toddler may disagree.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 10:46 AM (eRlcH)

178 Texas is one of the least scenic states and this painting shows it in spades. Blue Bonnets last a few days, then the place goes all blast furnace for 7 months. Pass!
Posted by: Caller From East of the Rockies at September 16, 2026 09:54 AM (Fn+3X)
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Erm, bluebonnet season lasts weeks, then you get Indian Paintbrushes for another few.

Yes it's hot here, you're not breaking any news.

The Hill Country is beautiful. If you don't like it we'd go ahead and tell you to just stay the hell out like we do everyone else that thinks about coming.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 10:46 AM (oqH4h)

179 I'm quite sure China and islhamic countries murder what they want whenever they want.......Western culture......FFS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)
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That baby would never have left the delivery room alive in those countries.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

180 > Board Votes to Close Kennedy Center
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The place is a wreck. No preventive maintenance has been done on it in decades. Trump fixed a lot of the place up, and in return wanted his name attached to it. That caused the left to meltdown. It still needs some work, IIRC, but it's in better shape today than it's been in a very long time.

I'd imagine this "board" will get dissolved and "new management" will take over. They're a bunch of leftist loons anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 10:47 AM (2Cry5)

181 *checks new hash*

Fml.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (FAGAJ)
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*snickers from back of the bus*
Posted by: San Franpsycho


*snort

REBOOT! REBOOT!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:47 AM (XE+QS)

182 179 I'm quite sure China and islhamic countries murder what they want whenever they want.......Western culture......FFS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)
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That baby would never have left the delivery room alive in those countries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

This. But this is just horrific.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:48 AM (Y/06r)

183 F Dallas. All the lakes in Texas north of Downtown Dallas feed Dallas. They just finished two near me 80+ miles north of Dallas. Bois d' Arc & Ralph Hall.
Let's see: Bois d'Arc, Ralph Hall, Ray Roberts, Lake Lavon, Lewisville Lake, Grapevine Lake, Bachman Lake, Lake Ray Hubbard.

Yeah. I think Dallas claims enough lakes for water.

Posted by: rickb223


Now take into account the Colorado River crisis, the AL-GA-TN-whoever else crisis, and a thousand other cases where growing metroplexes are sucking all the water out of a huge area.

This is a problem that's been growing in multiple regions over a VERY long time with no real solutions. The whole crisis of states trying to nullify federal law may be over immigration and partisan politics, but eventually it will come around to these multi-state suits.

Because unintended consequences are the Left's hallmark.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 16, 2026 10:48 AM (OUMaO)

184
As the de-Christianization of Europe continues, you can expect more and worse instances of state murder like this one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 10:48 AM (eRlcH)

185 =====
That baby would never have left the delivery room alive in those countries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)



WESTERN CULTURE!!!!!!!


I really should just leave........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:49 AM (ccf/V)

186 I'd imagine this "board" will get dissolved and "new management" will take over. They're a bunch of leftist loons anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Like a boss.
Don't want my name on it. OK.
Shut it down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:49 AM (3oLMy)

187 Yeah. I think Dallas claims enough lakes for water.

Bob Sandlin and Cypress Springs Reservoirs are about 100 miles east also feed to Dallas.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2026 10:49 AM (8uzBS)

188 PM Carney Says Canada “Ready” to Get Back to Trade Negotiations With U.S.

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It was the clown nose tariff that convinced them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

189 What is all this fuss about sloppy toddler youth in Asia? My goodness, any parent can tell you toddlers are naturally sloppy. You just have to deal with it. Plan on extra napkins and paper towels, but honestly, they grow out of that stage so quickly...

What?
Oh.
Never mind...

Posted by: Emily Litella at September 16, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1)

190
Atheists are the Kool Kidz. You loser Christers should just shut up and listen to the Big Brains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 10:50 AM (eRlcH)

191 PM Carney Says Canada “Ready” to Get Back to Trade Negotiations With U.S.



Shut your f*ckin' face, uncle f*cker......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

192 190
Atheists are the Kool Kidz. You loser Christers should just shut up and listen to the Big Brains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 10:50 AM (eRlcH)

=======

"Everything is random and has no meaning, but keep an underlying morality based on Christian morality so that we're not constantly murdering each other."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:51 AM (NrFex)

193 Bob Sandlin and Cypress Springs Reservoirs are about 100 miles east also feed to Dallas.
Posted by: DanMan


I didn't know they did also. Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (XE+QS)

194 PM Carney Says Canada “Ready” to Get Back to Trade Negotiations With U.S.

I'm ready to resume playing naked Twister with Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (4Je4D)

195 So the guy Karl Rove, and the rest of the Texas GOPe, have endorsed for the Railroad Commissioner, proudly stood on the floor of the TX House wearing a Covid facemask in support of "trans rights."

Because what's more conservative than supporting trannies?

Better that guy win than be accused of being a racist by one of the most racist, backward, lazy cultures in the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (3cUTc)

196 As it is in Texas, may it be on Earth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (0sNs1)

197 Bob Sandlin and Cypress Springs Reservoirs are about 100 miles east also feed to Dallas.
Posted by: DanMan


I didn't know they did also. Wow.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (XE+QS)



If that's the case, you could likely add Lake Fork to the list.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (ccf/V)

198
191 PM Carney Says Canada “Ready” to Get Back to Trade Negotiations With U.S.



Shut your f*ckin' face, uncle f*cker......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

=====

The Prince of Canada should lead a revolution down the single road in Canada from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

There's a New Kid in South Park with the power of farts who can help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:53 AM (NrFex)

199 195 So the guy Karl Rove, and the rest of the Texas GOPe, have endorsed for the Railroad Commissioner, proudly stood on the floor of the TX House wearing a Covid facemask in support of "trans rights."

Because what's more conservative than supporting trannies?

Better that guy win than be accused of being a racist by one of the most racist, backward, lazy cultures in the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM (3cUTc)

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Hard to imagine a Republican railroad commissioner nominee in Texas making enough news to sabotage himself no matter what.

And I get the sense that exurban Texans largely agree with Bo French about the foreignization of their state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (NrFex)

200 Atheists are the Kool Kidz. You loser Christers should just shut up and listen to the Big Brains.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 10:50 AM (eRlcH)

You know, that was something that struck me yesterday about the 'Lone Juror'. The family urged that his faith had nothing to do with his judgement of the trial.

Retards. Of COURSE it did.

Life fucking matters, you fucking Baal worshiping fucking demons! None more so than three little kids who had their entire lives ahead of them and were MURDERED by their fucking bitch whore mother!

Huh. I am a bit pissed off. Need to go shoot some things in Darktide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (Y/06r)

201 I'm ready to resume playing naked Twister with Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 10:52 AM


There's not a lot of clearance there, you know. Could be hard to reach under to the far row of dots.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

202 >>>Yeah. I think Dallas claims enough lakes for water.

Posted by: rickb223

Now take into account the Colorado River crisis, the AL-GA-TN-whoever else crisis, and a thousand other cases where growing metroplexes are sucking all the water out of a huge area.
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Around here, we need more water, damn up a low lying area and 'make a lake'. It's really easy and all the technology and materials are readily available. California used to do it until they forgot why.
_make a lake

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (3oLMy)

203 The Bo French matter has ripped off pretty much the last of the masks of the fake conservative "Republicans" in Texas.

For example, speaker Burrows is not and never has been a conservative Republican--he is a Chamber of Commerce Republican.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (3cUTc)

204
Dutch officials say first toddler euthanized under new state law was “handled well”


The Dutch Officials went on to emphasize that following the child's euthanasia-

the body was prepared for burial by dipping it three times in molten dark chocolate to form a delightful candy shell then coated with sprinkles and jelly beans for the Euthanasia Center's

New Toddler Fun funeral.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 10:55 AM (iJfKG)

205 203 The Bo French matter has ripped off pretty much the last of the masks of the fake conservative "Republicans" in Texas.

For example, speaker Burrows is not and never has been a conservative Republican--he is a Chamber of Commerce Republican.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (3cUTc)

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They were already heavily weakened by the failed impeachment against Paxton which led to some key primary losses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:55 AM (NrFex)

206 165 Board Votes to Close Kennedy Center


Needed to be. Last time I was there it was a dump.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 10:56 AM (2WIwB)

207 And I get the sense that exurban Texans largely agree with Bo French about the foreignization of their state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:54 AM (NrFex)
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We do.

Looking at the racial makeup of the UT system is wild. Caucasian males make up something like 15% of the student body. Bo French is right.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 10:57 AM (oqH4h)

208
They were already heavily weakened by the failed impeachment against Paxton which led to some key primary losses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:55 AM (NrFex)



Huh? What????

*trips over empty whiskey bottle*

Posted by: Dade Phelan at September 16, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)

209 I don't need water. I drink Tab and Fresca with my cheesecake.

Posted by: Skinny Minnie at September 16, 2026 10:57 AM (Fn+3X)

210 What's a Karl Rove?

Posted by: Most people at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)

211 >>>Better that guy win than be accused of being a racist by one of the most racist, backward, lazy cultures in the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Know what that racist wants?
He wants more American kids attending American colleges than Foreigners.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (3oLMy)

212 209 I don't need water. I drink Tab and Fresca with my cheesecake.

Posted by: Skinny Minnie at September 16, 2026 10:57 AM (Fn+3X)

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Yeah, but what do you drink with your Texas Frito Pie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (NrFex)

213
Looking at the racial makeup of the UT system is wild. Caucasian males make up something like 15% of the student body. Bo French is right.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 10:57 AM (oqH4h)



He is. He just chose a really f*cking stupid way to get his point across.

He's not helping.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

214 What's a Karl Rove?
Posted by: Most people at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)



The Bush family cum dumpster.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

215 It Happened Again: Noncitizens Arrested for Voter Fraud in Texas

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Reminds me of Monty Python's cannibalism in the Royal Navy bit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 10:59 AM (ndZc7)

216 211
Know what that racist wants?
He wants more American kids attending American colleges than Foreigners.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (3oLMy)

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"No, it's impossible for someone to become French just by showing up in France. But, America is different. We are a creedal nation, so anyone can become American."

"What if the person who comes here rejects the creed of America?"

"Then they're still as American as anyone else because we're not a creedal nation. We have magic dirt."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 10:59 AM (NrFex)

217 203 The Bo French matter has ripped off pretty much the last of the masks of the fake conservative "Republicans" in Texas.
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Cornyn and Turd Blossom have come out against French.
Rove said he's never voted Democrat before.
He's more than a lying SOB.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:00 AM (3oLMy)

218 *checks new hash*

Fml.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (FAGAJ)
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*snickers from back of the bus*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

***

The whole bus is laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

219 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

220 *checks new hash*

Fml.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 10:41 AM (FAGAJ)
====

*snickers from back of the bus*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

***

The whole bus is laughing.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)



But seriously, at least now we know what Biden's Nuke guy carries his stolen clothing in on business trips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 11:02 AM (ccf/V)

221 Racism in Hollywood.

Hold on tight. Sunny Hostin is playing the race card.

The far-Left “View” host played it for personal reasons this time. Hostin, unbeknownst to many, is a published author. Her book series includes titles like “Summer on the Bluffs” and “Summer on Highland Beach.”

Turns out at least one tome made it to the New York Times’ Bestseller list. Said list is compromised, sadly, but it’s still a feather in Hostin’s cap.

You go, birthing person!

That’s not enough, though. She wants to see her stories on the big screen. And she blames racism for their absence.

“And the gatekeeping in Hollywood around Black and Brown creative content is insane,” she continued. “I cannot get New York Times best-selling books onto the screen to tell diverse stories to diverse communities.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)

222 I’d hang a million times. A nice tribute to my hometown. And state.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (I5xda)

223 210 What's a Karl Rove?
Posted by: Most people at September 16, 2026 10:58 AM (2Ez/1)


Turd Blossom, W's affectionate nickname for him, because he's doggedly persistent like a little poop that refuses to be dislodged.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 11:17 AM (ke3zm)

224
That's fine. You can keep that shitty heat to yourself. And we won't have to worry about thawing you out in January in Michigan.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

I like that shitty heat. We aren’t meant to be fucking icicles. Maybe move to ND or AK?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:44 AM (I5xda)

225 217 203 The Bo French matter has ripped off pretty much the last of the masks of the fake conservative "Republicans" in Texas.
---

Cornyn and Turd Blossom have come out against French.
Rove said he's never voted Democrat before.
He's more than a lying SOB.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 11:00 AM (

It’s a fake ass controversy.

But he will not like being on the TX RR Commission.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 11:45 AM (I5xda)

226 Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
This is child-like ignorance and inanity and embarrassing to see from a Supreme Court Justice. We are governed by right-wing idiots at all the highest levels of our government.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 16, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

Take your islamist ass and get out of our country. We're sick of your crap.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 12:01 PM (hmYU4)

227 Afternoon.

Texas!

High art.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Mg5Wr)

The Morning Report — 9/ 16 /26

AmericaCourtsDisaster.jpg

Good morning kids.

So, yesterday I railed about jury nullification and the abuse of our legal system and judiciary as a means of political repression and the general advancement of Democrat/Leftist ideology and the attainment of absolute political power. Left unmentioned is the most egregious and most dangerous form of nullification: that which emanates from the bench itself, and yet again the greatest example comes from the highest court in the land, the one that's supposed to set the gold standard for justice and the advancement of the rule of a just and stable law, but in recent years, not coincidentally coinciding with the appearance of Donald Trump and the MAGA movement not the scene, SCOTUS has seen some outrageous examples of just the opposite, DObbs and Bruen notwithstanding.

SCOTUS Denies Stay on Ruling Blocking Trump Mail-In Ballot Restrictions: Alito and Thomas dissented: “Some of the plaintiffs lack standing, while the remainder are pursuing a claim that this Court has recently called a ‘Hail Mary pass’ that ‘rarely succeeds.’”

Further, Alito all but declared j'accuse...

Did the Supreme Court’s liberal justices slow-walk their dissents in litigation over President Trump’s mail-in voting order to run out the clock on its implementation for the 2026 midterms? That seems to be what Justice Samuel Alito subtly suggested in the court’s most recent ruling on the subject

And so on the one hand, the Leftists want to pack the court with their political allies who will subvert the Constitution and the guiding principles of American and western jurisprudence to advance their Sharia-esque goal o absolute power and control via the advancement and forcing of their preferred insane policies on our society and people. Most recently and vociferously from Mayor Buttplug, who potentially may announce a run for the presidency in 2028.

And of course, if they can't achieve that goal then they are simply calling for SCOTUS and the Constitution itself to be utterly demolished, along with the Presidency, the Senate and the Electoral College.

Considering the surge in popularity of the Democrat Socialites, this fringe madness could be mainstreamed faster than we imagine. Certainly if SCOTUS continues to abrogate its duty to defend the Republic and the rule of law, we are going to wake up in a nightmare.

And speaking of nightmare scenarios, we have this to contend with.

The basis for Muslim political donations in the United States, is preventing non-Muslims from “coalescing amongst themselves and uniting” to defend themselves. This isn’t civic participation: it’s the tribal divide and conquer politics of the origins of Islamic colonialism and imperialism. . . Muslim PACs previously claimed that they were just people representing their communities. The Fiqh system pulls back the curtain to show a central body of Islamic scholars trying to use money to control the outcome of American elections for “benefitting the Ummah” (meaning the global Muslim community’s local or foreign interests) “either in one’s own country or locality (such as countering a clearly anti-Muslim politician with an agenda of harm) or internationally.”

Any politician taking money routed through this method would be acting as a puppet for an Islamic theocracy which would be using them to covertly exert its control over Americans.
It’s hard to think of anything more un-American than a foreign theocracy hijacking our elections.

Yeah, that's crazy talk right there, you conspiracy nutters! So let's all lose our heads (pun intended) over this, But AI! Oh no, it's Armageddon...

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 07:26 AM (I43vL)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 07:26 AM (NcvvS)

3 Good morning all.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2026 07:28 AM (Q/FnY)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: one hour sober at September 16, 2026 07:28 AM (J4Dwc)

5 "Naturalized Immigrant Fraudsters Net Millions in U.S. Daycare Scam."


This isn't a new thing this has been going on for decades and was accepted as part of doing the business of the government. And no one did a thing about it until we got Trump 2.0.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 07:29 AM (I43vL)

6 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 07:29 AM (2Cry5)

7 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

8 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

9 Alms for Jihad. If you haven't read it you should.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 07:31 AM (+fpfy)

10 you too, JJ! Thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY)

11 Whereas Donald J Trump is the greatest president in my 86 year lifetime I propose that we rename him Donald of America, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto. TDS would then be renamed AHD, America Hatred Disorder, which it really was already. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Buck at September 16, 2026 07:35 AM (fiwzq)

12 7 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 16, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

13 I have found that it is possible to hate the "r" party more.

7 "r"s vote with the dems to limit PDT's war powers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 07:37 AM (+fpfy)

14 "Democrat Socialites"


it's funny cuz it's true

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 16, 2026 07:40 AM (r7+Q7)

15 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:41 AM (IWUQd)

16 12 7 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM

I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 16, 2026 07:36 AM

Gotta start in the morning if you want to drink all day!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 16, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 07:42 AM (rOKnE)

18 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Yes. No internal controls, no teamwork, and a lack of seriousness for governance.

But spot on for personal wealth.

Maybe I'll try and become a local official in a write-in campaign. I bet I can do it. But why want that?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

19 Effective Altruism
Effective altruism is a philosophy and social movement that aims to find the best ways to help others by using evidence and reason. It encourages individuals to consider how their actions can maximize positive impact on the world.

CSL

The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

20
The whole lying thing in islame is about defending yourself because you're a victim, too.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 07:43 AM (Y8DZL)

21 Old Lady Rodham

Look. She's drinking again.

Fat, grasping, and drunk is no way to go through life, toots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

22 The dangers aren’t just hypothetical—but safety measures shouldn’t be used to entrench today’s dominant firms.

Are we talking about AI, social a/o broadcast media, credit scoring companies, Too Big To Fail banks, meat packaging, stevedores, teachers unions, ...

The list is pretty long of "safety measures" loudly advanced by the Marxists, not for public safety, but for keeping their entrenched tyrannical powers safe.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:44 AM (9Hs2w)

23
Foist?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 07:44 AM (iJfKG)

24 Nope.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 07:44 AM (iJfKG)

25 The usual quote about defeatist cynicism will do.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 07:45 AM (DwhNO)

26 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 16, 2026 07:45 AM (1yY5C)

27 Ed Sheeran is such a mild, nice dude who sings mild, nice songs. Of course he can't go on a normal concert tour, he must have his project ripped apart by activist wreckers who insist on inserting their politics into everything:

@PopTingz
Ed Sheeran’s band, Beoga, have dropped out of his tour:

“We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”


Once again, we can't have nice things because Lefty activists must turn EVERYTHING into a protest venue.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (rOKnE)

28 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (gLYp7)

29 NaCly ,because you understand that you don't get better governance by bitching about it. Something about the size of the fight in the dog.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (+fpfy)

30 Vance: ‘First Phase’ of U.S.-Iran Conflict Is Over — ‘Much Different Phase’ Coming Within Months

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Maybe I shouldn't open the can of worms on this, and I fully admit to being armchair quarterback with all that's going on in Iran, but at this point, all I care about is how the midterms will pan out. And driving down the road yesterday seeing diesel at $6.16 here in little upstate SC and gas over $4, I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that if gas prices don't start coming down, that's going to hurt Trump baaad come November. And by extension, the rest of us. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

31 naturalfake

Mister Scott has a bigger Internet pipe and faster reflexes. Today.

I can see you in a montage of training to be first next week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

32 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:47 AM (7zn4w)

33 Maybe I'll try and become a local official in a write-in campaign. I bet I can do it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:42 AM

We recommend running for president of your HOA as a good place to start.

Posted by: Suburban Karen McAwfls everywhere at September 16, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Hola horde. May your day be healthy and prosperous.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 07:47 AM (KCI+7)

35 *starts the clock on Paul getting zapped*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 07:47 AM (gLYp7)

36 27 Ed Sheeran is such a mild, nice dude who sings mild, nice songs. Of course he can't go on a normal concert tour, he must have his project ripped apart by activist wreckers who insist on inserting their politics into everything:

@PopTingz
Ed Sheeran’s band, Beoga, have dropped out of his tour:

“We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”

Once again, we can't have nice things because Lefty activists must turn EVERYTHING into a protest venue.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (rOKnE)
Ed Sheeran had a band? What?

He sucks and is not a musician or a vocalist.

But he does not deserve this Maoist treatment.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 07:47 AM (DwhNO)

37 12 7 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:30 AM

I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham

Both of you headed to Skid Row. It's no joke!

Posted by: Friend Of Bill at September 16, 2026 07:48 AM (Fn+3X)

38 >>*starts the clock on Paul getting zapped*

He's already been edited.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 07:49 AM (NcvvS)

39 >>Effective Altruism
Effective altruism is a philosophy and social movement that aims to find the best ways to help others by using evidence and reason. It encourages individuals to consider how their actions can maximize positive impact on the world.


You know who was a bigtime proponent of Effective Altruism?

Sam Bankman Fried.
How altruistic is it to swindle billions from investors and spend it Lefty candidates and causes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 07:49 AM (rOKnE)

40 Ben Had

I've had 16 years of experience of being a local community leader. My Navy time is not added in to that. As the walks with widows become fewer, I need to keep occupied.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

41 Can Paul explain when 1 became a plural?

And yeah, gas prices have gone up so I will vote for a party that wants gas prices to be $100 a gallon. Sure. With Trump in office he is looking to increase domestic production. Very important where I live.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 07:49 AM (DwhNO)

42 Scam

Trust claim authority or interest in an issue

Urgency False idea that the problem MUST be solved now

Payment Only now can the claim be solved

Disappearance Authority or news source never produces resolution or proof issue is solved

See Globull Warmering COVID Killer AI RussiaGate

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:50 AM (/+uur)

43 Good morning morons snd happy birthday JJ

The judiciary in this country is hopelessly politicized and should be swept away. All of them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

44 I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that if gas prices don't start coming down, that's going to hurt Trump baaad come November. And by extension, the rest of us. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

I don't think James Madison is around this early, but he's posted data showing gas prices don't actually have a measurable impact on elections (in either direction).

I'm not sure if you'd agree with it or not, but the data is out there.

There is significant cause to think this cycle will buck historical trends. Jack Straw summed it up perfectly when he said 'the only thing going in the Dems favor is history.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 07:50 AM (gLYp7)

45 Know what happens when you got to bed early?
Yeah, you get here in plenty of time for Joe Mannix.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:50 AM (3oLMy)

46 But he does not deserve this Maoist treatment.
Posted by: Cow Demon

My GAF meter is broken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:50 AM (7zn4w)

47 *Paul clock didn't even get posted before he got zapped!*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 07:51 AM (gLYp7)

48 Twitter is full of rumors about Xi's health, for about the upteenth time. Give it up Twitter, with all the replacement parts from unwilling Uighers (sp?) he will live forever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 07:51 AM (KCI+7)

49 Suburban Karen McAwfls everywhere

Did that for 10 years. Highly successfully. Tripled my house equity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

50 In 1981 or 2 I was paying about $1.50 per gallon for premium gas at Amoco in SE Michigan. Gemini says that the equivilent today would be about $5.50 per gallon. So, I'm not sure how to react to today's prices.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM (Hpgos)

51 Anybody seen Maxine?

Posted by: Mildly curious at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

52 48 Twitter is full of rumors about Xi's health, for about the upteenth time. Give it up Twitter, with all the replacement parts from unwilling Uighers (sp?) he will live forever.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 07:51 AM (KCI+7)

The Spice will help him live hundreds of years.

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM (DwhNO)

53 Did the Supreme Court’s liberal justices slow-walk their dissents in litigation over President Trump’s mail-in voting order to run out the clock on its implementation for the 2026 midterms? That seems to be what Justice Samuel Alito subtly suggested in the court’s most recent ruling on the subject
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Can you imagine being one of the finest legal minds in the country and being forced to match wits with that Katanji character?

It would be hateful torture.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

54 46 I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that if gas prices don't start coming down, that's going to hurt Trump baaad come November. And by extension, the rest of us. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black
---

It's propaganda they've never been higher than Barak O'Biden.
Unless your state has raised taxes. They are sneaky that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:53 AM (3oLMy)

55 Bipartisan Majority Blame Gov’t Spending For U.S.’ $40 Tril Debt — And Back Balanced-Budget Law As Solution: I&I/TIPP Poll

==

AHA HA HA!

Dare I speculate that those worthless cretins in Congress will do anything to pass a balanced budget law? That would mean work. That would mean trimming and cutting the colossal costs of gov't. That would mean they couldn't shove piles of cash to others for votes. That would mean they'd have to put the country first and themselves last. And that isn't happening. For pete's sake, we can't even get them to get off their sorry butts to secure our elections. Our federal gov't is broken and relying on those who broke it to have courage to fix it is a fool's errand. JMHO.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

56 In 1981 or 2 I was paying about $1.50 per gallon for premium gas at Amoco in SE Michigan. Gemini says that the equivilent today would be about $5.50 per gallon. So, I'm not sure how to react to today's prices.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM (Hpgos)

Sounds like, at least in your area, gas prices have fallen when compared to inflation. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 07:53 AM (gLYp7)

57
But AI! Oh no, it's Armageddon...

https://issuesinsights.com/2026/09/15/whos-

orchestrating-the-anti-ai-campaign/


This article could be an example right out of -

Milton Friedman's "Free To Choose".

Wherein he explains that government regulation always winds up smothering competition and basically hands control of the industry over to the Big Players, because they're the ones who have enough money to insure exactly how the laws are crafted...through bribery, graft, or "campaign contributions"

So, Gay and Fake Bullshit like always.

nOw, that "Climate Change" and Covid have lost their power to panic, and now that nuclear power is A-Ok!

The Democrats/Communists need a new source of Panic and Graft...

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The AI Apocalypse"!

Dumb, Gullible , and a Pawn of Democrat Chicanery is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 07:54 AM (iJfKG)

58 Watching Gavin Newsom and Jake Tapper fly fishing. All I can think is "one well-placed grenade"

He is so fvcking stupid he said "Zen diagram" when he meant "Venn diagram." Fcking idiot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

59 Any Maxine Waters sightings this morning? We got our Turtle back this week.

Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (Fn+3X)

60 52 48 Twitter is full of rumors about Xi's health, for about the upteenth time. Give it up Twitter, with all the replacement parts from unwilling Uighers (sp?) he will live forever.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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X is an open forum, no stopping mid-wits, nit-wits, propagandists, and over enthusiastic communists, all who lust for the Republic's destruction. And they flood the zone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (3oLMy)

61 Was hoping something in the headlines would explain why petrol jumped fifty cents overnight.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (h/dXK)

62 Anybody seen Maxine?

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I've been wondering that myself. Her wighat has been sitting, unused, on its styrofoam head for a while now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

63 I understand diesel is baked into every cost

but remember

The average family spends around 2% of their budget on the cost of gasoline to drive to school, work, and holidays.

If the Progressives and Media are raging about an issue, it usually is a less than 2% issue.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (/+uur)

64 So, I'm not sure how to react to today's prices.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM

It helps to put your hands on your hips. And wear comfortable shoes that are good for foot stomping.

Posted by: Keyboard Warrior number 23,648 at September 16, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

65 “We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”
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Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

66 Ed Sheeran’s band, Beoga, have dropped out of his tour:
“We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”

I don't even know who any of these assholes are and am happy I don't.


Posted by: Ed Who? at September 16, 2026 07:57 AM (Z8Kuq)

67 One well placed EMP would solve the AI Apocalypse.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 07:57 AM (h/dXK)

68 He is so fvcking stupid he said "Zen diagram" when he meant "Venn diagram." Fcking idiot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

The Venn Diagram of Progressives getting words or ideas wrong is 2 concentric circles.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

69 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

70 In 2005, Sharon Tendler, a British woman, “married” a dolphin named Cindy at Dolphin Reef in Eilat, Israel.

I would like to reevaluate my previously unwavering stance against bullying at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 07:57 AM (lXoJ5)

71 naturalfake

Mister Scott has a bigger Internet pipe and faster reflexes. Today.

I can see you in a montage of training to be first next week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)


Yeah, I read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 07:58 AM (iJfKG)

72 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 07:58 AM (XE+QS)

73 There is a severe lack of necessary bullying and shaming in modern culture

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 07:58 AM (h/dXK)

74 “We have made the decision to depart as Ed Sheeran's band on the remaining US Loop tour, following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.”

I saw Zionist Lobby open for Blue Oyster Cult at the TCCC in 1979.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

75 Regarding fuel prices...

It occurs to me that if there wasn't the current conflict with Iran, the antagonistic mullahs could have done what they're doing now, and it would have the same effect.

People who hate Trump will blame him regardless.

If there's one thing that slightly bugs me, it was Trump's declarations about "a deal" multiple times with little to show for it. But... the fuel prices could very well have spiked for other reasons had the conflict not been going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 07:59 AM (2Cry5)

76 51 Anybody seen Maxine?
Posted by: Mildly curious at September 16, 2026 07:52 AM

We're playing in a pickleball tournament later this afternoon!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 16, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

77 I have never even heard of this Ed Sheeran person, let alone Macklemore. Who???

*heads to garage to put Get Off My Lawn sign in yard*

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

78 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "The AI Apocalypse"!

Dumb, Gullible , and a Pawn of Democrat Chicanery is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: naturalfake
---

It's bought, paid for and planned op in concert with the Amodie's and Sam Altman. They are screwing up (other nation's are using Claude and Open AI against us. -- Iran used it to target out bases over there -
The competition and bad rep they are trying to stop.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:00 AM (3oLMy)

79 The weird body movements, facial expressions, hand gestures random, and at odds with his words, flamboyant, non sequitur. He never makes sense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

80 Anybody seen Maxine?

--

I've been wondering that myself. Her wighat has been sitting, unused, on its styrofoam head for a while now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

She was screaming at Bessent just yesterday.

"If tariffs are not inflationary, why has inflation increasead 3%?!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (gLYp7)

81 In 2005, Sharon Tendler, a British woman, “married” a dolphin named Cindy at Dolphin Reef in Eilat, Israel.

I would like to reevaluate my previously unwavering stance against bullying at this point.
Posted by: NR


2nd call for revisiting the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (XE+QS)

82 >>He sucks and is not a musician or a vocalist.

But he does not deserve this Maoist treatment.
- - - -

Yeah, kinda indifferent on his music but this pairing was a set-up.

So many entertainers are happy to get political, with an audience who love that vibe, so why would you then instead pair Macklemore with a guy whose audience loves bland, pop love songs and NO politics? It's like the trans activist showing up on the online knitting forum and insisting all knitters pledge to support trans kids, or the immigrant author declaring the romance novels are "too white" and stirring up a social media mob to harass success authors to be more "inclusive."

It's the same game, over and over again. This time it's about "zionist censorship," but last year it was about "trans erasure," and a few years before that it was about [pick your media format] being "too white."

Instead of taking the activist bait, shut down the game.
I don't have to debate your pet politics to enjoy music, and the singers sure as heck aren't required to take your political purity test.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

83 Clyburn is 86, Auntie Maxine is 88. Who else is in the Death Pool?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (Fn+3X)

84 Meanwhile, north of the border.....

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
37m

Canada could become the European Union's first associate member under a proposal put forward by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in her State of the Union address today.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (MOPlc)

85 Taking Amtrak to DC this morning, keeping an eye out for Joey Choo Choo, in case he got away from Dr. Jill and headed for a familiar place.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (RC2c3)

86 Victor Tango Kilo

Nope. Needs cutting electricity to really work. EMP is easy to defeat.

For data centers on internal power, likely gas or now steam turbines (because of long lead times for gas turbines), a raid to storm the data center would be needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

87 58 Watching Gavin Newsom and Jake Tapper fly fishing. All I can think is "one well-placed grenade"


that was the gayest thing that ever gayed

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:02 AM (j+aD2)

88 Amusing to note that in a war supposedly about Israel, it is the one country in the region that is not getting shot at currently. The Arab world is in flames, missiles are being fired at Mecca now, yet Isreal rests in relative peace. Deterrence, how does that work?

Yet there’s still something deeper going on, breaking out into the surface as it does every few years. The REAL secret of the entire Middle East is that the Arabs hate each other even more than they hate the Jews.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:02 AM (tOqvK)

89 The Silencing of Macklemore was the working title for Capote's In Cold Blood.

Posted by: I may have just made that up at September 16, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

90 Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

Well, people could probably get some humor from pretending to do "Newsom speak" and explain what he meant by "Zen diagram". He doesn't sound as stupid as Kamala Harris, but his rhetoric is not compelling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 08:03 AM (JrHfD)

91 According to new data from the U.S. Census Bureau on Tuesday, household income rose to $87,460 in 2025, slightly above the previous high of $85,320 in 2019.

Interesting that cuts to progressive government handouts like EBT and Medicaid allow people to go to work and increase their incomes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

92 77 I have never even heard of this Ed Sheeran person, let alone Macklemore. Who???

Posted by: Lady in Black


Sheeran's a pretty decent vocalist and he has some catchy tunes.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 08:04 AM (lXoJ5)

93 Poll: Republican Edges Ahead in Oregon Governor’s Race as GOP Eyes First Win Since 1982

The Democrats hold a supermajority in both houses of the legislature. Unless that changes, I'm not sure capturing the Governor's Mansion is that big a prize.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

94 Whiskey Wednesday

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Whiskey Rebellion Wednesday sounds funner. Let off a little steam and throw things.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

95 My brother saw Ed Sheeran in concert about this time last year (his wife is a fan), and thought he was very good. No one stood up and called for an end to Israel at that concert, so this is a new thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 08:04 AM (RC2c3)

96 Why marry a dolphin when you could have me?

Posted by: Celia of the Seals at September 16, 2026 08:04 AM (Fn+3X)

97 Any Maxine Waters sightings this morning? We got our Turtle back this week.
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at September 16, 2026 07:55 AM (Fn+3X)



We got our turtle back this week
In the Senate we all got a peak
He's half-cyborg now
With cloned guts from a cow
Fills his diapers with milk when he leaks!


Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 08:05 AM (iJfKG)

98 58 Watching Gavin Newsom and Jake Tapper fly fishing. All I can think is "one well-placed grenade"


that was the gayest thing that ever gayed

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:02 AM (j+aD2)

Missed a great opportunity to sock a fake Garrett.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 08:05 AM (gLYp7)

99 The Democrats hold a supermajority in both houses of the legislature. Unless that changes, I'm not sure capturing the Governor's Mansion is that big a prize.
---------------------------------

Same as Maryland and Massachusetts. A cuck Republican governor means nothing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 08:05 AM (GEkdF)

100 rickb223

Keep the 19th Amendment. For Now. Think Constitution 2.0 and what is needed.

I am liking multiple votes based on a variety of criteria more and more. Heinlein's Starship Troopers model of vets getting to vote fails, by just looking at how awful the GOPe is.

Nevil Shute's novel In The Wet has this as a core theme.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

101 >>He is so fvcking stupid he said "Zen diagram" when he meant "Venn diagram." Fcking idiot.


Holy sh$t, what an idiot!
Even Kamala knows they're Venn diagrams.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (rOKnE)

102 I don't even know who any of these assholes are and am happy I don't.
Posted by: Ed Who?
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The one that dropped out (dumped) first came out on stage NJ?, with a keffiyeh and talked about a Free Palestine. Didn't go over well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (3oLMy)

103 Did't Sheerhand steal someone's song ?

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (AKptf)

104 Plagiarist!

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (AKptf)

105 According to new data from the U.S. Census Bureau on Tuesday, household income rose to $87,460 in 2025, slightly above the previous high of $85,320 in 2019.
===================
The "Biden Residency" intervened

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (RC2c3)

106 Canada could become the European Union's first associate member under a proposal put forward by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in her State of the Union address today.

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I'm convinced that woman has a 666 carved into her scalp, somewhere under that head of blonde hair.

*paging Gregory Peck...*

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

107 83 Clyburn is 86, Auntie Maxine is 88. Who else is in the Death Pool?
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM

Yoo-hoo!



Posted by: 92 year old Chuck Grassley at September 16, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

108 The Arab world is in flames, missiles are being fired at Mecca now, yet Isreal rests in relative peace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:02 AM (tOqvK)
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You know who's now in cahoots with the Houthis?

https://tinyurl.com/ykeuebud

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:07 AM (MOPlc)

109 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 08:08 AM (53oGX)

110 You know who's now in cahoots with the Houthis?

https://tinyurl.com/ykeuebud
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:07 AM (MOPlc)

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:08 AM (AKptf)

111 Meanwhile, north of the border.....

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
37m

Canada could become the European Union's first associate member under a proposal put forward by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in her State of the Union address today.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


If that's the case, you can BET Alberta wants out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:08 AM (XE+QS)

112 Saudi is a laughing stock of the Golf arabs. They call them ostriches.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:09 AM (AKptf)

113 The weird body movements, facial expressions, hand gestures random, and at odds with his words, flamboyant, non sequitur. He never makes sense.

That means that he has:
• more than one demon possessing him
• his internal demons haven't worked out yet who controls what.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:09 AM (U4c/V)

114 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 08:09 AM (77rzZ)

115 Tom Servo

Well spotted.

Could it be that Trump is refusing action on N. Yemen to make the Saudi's rely on Israel to curb stomp the Houthi's?

Having the Saudi's grateful for Israel would be a game changer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

116 Keep the 19th Amendment. For Now. Think Constitution 2.0 and what is needed.

I am liking multiple votes based on a variety of criteria more and more. Heinlein's Starship Troopers model of vets getting to vote fails, by just looking at how awful the GOPe is.

Nevil Shute's novel In The Wet has this as a core theme.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Intriguing. I am going to have to look that up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:10 AM (XE+QS)

117 >>The Democrats hold a supermajority in both houses of the legislature. Unless that changes, I'm not sure capturing the Governor's Mansion is that big a prize.

The trend is more interesting to me than the actual result it has on Oregon day to day governing. That race isn't happening in a vacuum. I'm seeing indications in a lot of areas, and you're going to want to sit down for this one, the summer polls might have been a tad left leaning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:10 AM (viF8m)

118 Auntie Maxine is 88. Who else is in the Death Pool?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at September 16, 2026 08:01 AM (Fn+3X)
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So you're saying it's all Waters under the bridge?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:10 AM (MOPlc)

119 RE the jump in gas... Apparently the Saudis went to PDTS to ask for help to fight the Houthis but got shot down, so the Saudis then went to the UK/EU next and threatened to shut off oil to the UK if the UK/EU wont participate.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2026 08:10 AM (3Ope8)

120 Yoo-hoo!



Posted by: 92 year old Chuck Grassley at September 16, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

Chuck has letters to write, hearings to hold. Dude lives for them. Might live into his 120s.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 08:10 AM (a8rrQ)

121
Houthis and the Blowfish is what happens when your lead singer leaves the group.

Sad.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 08:11 AM (iJfKG)

122 Shot an 81 yesterday with four 3-putts

Posted by: The Golfing Arab at September 16, 2026 08:11 AM (J4Dwc)

123 Jake Tapper fly fishing and wading into the stream in his street clothes in Montana. I wonder if Jake knows what they were hitting on.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 08:11 AM (5C90x)

124 Dare I speculate that those worthless cretins in Congress will do anything to pass a balanced budget law? That would mean work. That would mean trimming and cutting the colossal costs of gov't. That would mean they couldn't shove piles of cash to others for votes. That would mean they'd have to put the country first and themselves last. And that isn't happening. For pete's sake, we can't even get them to get off their sorry butts to secure our elections. Our federal gov't is broken and relying on those who broke it to have courage to fix it is a fool's errand. JMHO.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)


Further, while people support balancing the budget, doing so would either require massive tax increases, supported by the people who currently pay nothing in taxes, or massive cuts to social spending, supported by some of the people who do pay taxes, no majority supports any of the approaches. Confiscatory taxes come closest, mostly because people foolishly believe that government wouldn't continue spending $1.50 for every dollar that comes in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

125 "...laughing stock of the Golf arabs."

That's a big ass sand trap.

Posted by: Just the punchline at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

126 Considering the surge in popularity of the Democrat Socialites, this fringe madness could be mainstreamed faster than we imagine.
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JJ's faith in American voters is diminished.

Deservedly so.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (RC2c3)

127 I caught a trout in my pajamas!

--Jake Tapper

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (AKptf)

128 Watching Gavin Newsom and Jake Tapper fly fishing. All I can think is "one well-placed grenade"

So violent. I just wondered where the bears are when the country needs them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

129 laughing stock of the Golf arabs."

That's a big ass sand trap.
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 16, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

laughingstock ...better *gramamr nazi!

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 08:13 AM (AKptf)

130 You know who's now in cahoots with the Houthis?

https://tinyurl.com/ykeuebud

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
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They called Donald, told him the only shipping they were stopping was Saudi and asked that the US not interfere. The Don said not a problem it's not our argument. Houthis also said they would stop hostilities when the Saudis halted the embargo against them.
Didn't know the Saudis started it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:14 AM (3oLMy)

131 >>I have never even heard of this Ed Sheeran person, let alone Macklemore. Who???


You have likely heard an Ed Sheeran song and didn't know it - Perfect, Shape of You, Bad Habits.

Macklemore has had one fun hit about shopping at a thrift shop, then he performed at the Grammies with an LGBTQ activist that included a mass gay wedding in the middle of it (forcing all present to be in a gay wedding).
Activist jerk from Seattle.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:14 AM (rOKnE)

132 Just the punchline

Where is Sam Kinison when we need him?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

133 People fish for Rainbows, Browns, Cutthroats, Lakes, but I believe Trouser Trout are the most popular.

Posted by: The Great Poof! at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (Fn+3X)

134 How he got in Jake's pajamas I'll never know.

Posted by: Groucho at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1)

135 You have likely heard an Ed Sheeran song and didn't know it - Perfect, Shape of You, Bad Habits.

Macklemore has had one fun hit about shopping at a thrift shop, then he performed at the Grammies with an LGBTQ activist that included a mass gay wedding in the middle of it (forcing all present to be in a gay wedding).
Activist jerk from Seattle.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:14 AM (rOKnE)
=

Why can't we have none of both!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (MOPlc)

136 Ok folks. Serious question.

Is the saying "For fucks' sake", or "for fuck sake"?

It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (XE+QS)

137 Abandon the high voltage grid in favor of highly dispersed factory built micro reactors.

Posted by: jwest at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (BwWDk)

138 TBF I loved A River Runs Through It really good acting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

139 Confiscatory taxes come closest, mostly because people foolishly believe that government wouldn't continue spending $1.50 for every dollar that comes in.

And when Trump does something like re-institute proven tax measures that worked well in the past like tariffs, the gynekritocracy strikes it down.

America is destined to fail because we allow the worst of the worst unfettered ability to destroy without any personal consequence.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:17 AM (rgGn5)

140 119 RE the jump in gas... Apparently the Saudis went to PDTS to ask for help to fight the Houthis but got shot down, so the Saudis then went to the UK/EU next and threatened to shut off oil to the UK if the UK/EU wont participate.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
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What was their response?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:17 AM (3oLMy)

141 How he got in Jake's pajamas I'll never know.

Posted by: Groucho at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1)
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Swordfish!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:18 AM (MOPlc)

142 >>Could it be that Trump is refusing action on N. Yemen to make the Saudi's rely on Israel to curb stomp the Houthi's?

Having the Saudi's grateful for Israel would be a game changer.


Huh, hadn't considered that - I like it!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:18 AM (rOKnE)

143 Is the saying "For fucks' sake", or "for fuck sake"?

It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (XE+QS)

It's possessive, just like 'For God's sake!' Do this thing for the sake of the Lord.

Or, in your case. Do it for the sake of the fuck.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM (gLYp7)

144 >>>America is destined to fail because we allow the worst of the worst unfettered ability to destroy without any personal consequence.

Posted by: Community Notes
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And a wet bird never flies at night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM (3oLMy)

145 Depends. Are we talking about a singular or plural fuck here?

Posted by: The Judges at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

146 The usual quote about defeatist cynicism will do.

I think I should add "defeatist cynic" to my nic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM (qRla/)

147 Ok folks. Serious question.

Is the saying "For fucks' sake", or "for fuck sake"?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:16 AM (XE+QS)
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Oh, for heaven's sake!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM (MOPlc)

148 Gas is $3.70 here in the midlands of S.C.

I am not unhappy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM (36x1j)

149 Clancy the Baby Strangler has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM (VihIQ)

150 High Voltage lines are dangerous and messed up my life royally, though I became a Western PA legend.

Posted by: Charlie No-Face, AKA The Green Man at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

151 Don't recommend For Fuck's Sake in a professional note.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM (3oLMy)

152 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

May your final edits flow from your typing fingers. And Amazon gets it right in one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

153 Oh, for heaven's sake!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM

We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Pete and The Love of Mike at September 16, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

154 Good morning Horde, happy Hump Day. Thx JJ, great report.
Nice to hear that China may be building Stat Trek's weather modification net. Of course like everything else that China builds it will be tofu dreg and will collapse soon after starting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:21 AM (N2HNb)

155 no one of any consequence

The COVID-19 money and all the graft is very inflationary. Blames that on higher prices. And Biden too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

156 >>It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

I laughed

Posted by: one hour sober at September 16, 2026 08:22 AM (J4Dwc)

157 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:17 AM (3oLMy)

Probably something like...well we really don't have a navy to project power, or a backbone for that matter, and we need to go to Ursula to ask first. Lets do lunch and talk next week.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2026 08:22 AM (3Ope8)

158 Why get married in a mass gay wedding?. I'm assuming it's an activist thumbing of the nose at the normies which is ludicrous since gays have been able to be married legally for quite some time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 08:22 AM (JrHfD)

159 Was it really "American officials," implying those speaking for the administration?

Or are we talking CIA? Which represents itself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 08:23 AM (2Cry5)

160 NaCLy Dog,

Indeed. My "Duke's mayo index of inflation" tells me prices are 200% of what they were before COVID and Bidet.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 08:24 AM (36x1j)

161 151 Don't recommend For Fuck's Sake in a professional note.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:20 AM

Unless of course it's your terminal Take This Job And Shove It email.

Posted by: The two Bobs at September 16, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

162 And a wet bird never flies at night.

Posted by: Braenyard

When shadow of wet Bird fall on log, time out for Beaver.

Old Hekawi Saying

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at September 16, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

163 Prior to becoming PM of Canada, Mark Carney was the Governor of the Bank of England. Canada is a Commonwealth country that has always had more historical and cultural ties to the UK than it does to the US.

I doubt Carney's decision to nuke the US trade deal was a spur of the moment thing and I don't think closer ties with the EU is something that just happened today.

Old alliances, many that didn't have our best interests at heart but were designed for the betterment of the globalist cabal, are being shredded and a new order is being established. Trump's pivot away from Europe and toward the western hemisphere is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:24 AM (viF8m)

164 Keep the 19th Amendment. For Now. Think Constitution 2.0 and what is needed.

Understand this. Constitutions are social contracts, maybe a mission statement, nothing more. They are only as good as those who are entrusted to keeping them.

The former United States is no longer anything approaching a monoculture, that means a Mission Statement is absolutely impossible. We also have a penchant for electing trustees who are as wicked and depraved as ourselves. Then there is the sport of pilpul where no matter what document, no body of laws, no gentlemen's agreement—some asshole is going to wrest whatever agreement was in place to advance their own interests.

The Constitution was made for a self-regulating, religious people and is totally unsuitable for any other.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM (a3CJ+)

165 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM (g8Ew8)

166 Oh, for heaven's sake!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:19 AM

We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Pete and The Love of Mike at September 16, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)
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Now I have a question:

Why is it "for goodness sakes"?

Shouldn't it be "for goodness's sake"?

Just have many sakes does goodness have? I have about 3 with my sashimi.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM (MOPlc)

167 The only time I've ever seen Ed Sheeran is in the movie Yesterday. I know nothing else about him and do not care to know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 08:26 AM (qRla/)

168 165 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM

Is there such a thing as a small ass one?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 16, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

169 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM (g8Ew
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I have plans Thursday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

170 When shadow of wet Bird fall on log, time out for Beaver.

Old Hekawi Saying
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle


Saying on The Bald Beaver Gentlemen's Club sign:

You can't spell Advertisements without semen between the tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (XE+QS)

171 77 I have never even heard of this Ed Sheeran person, let alone Macklemore. Who???

Posted by: Lady in Black

Even if you haven’t heard an Ed Sheeran song, you have most likely heard something he has written - Perfect, Don’t, Shape of You, Thinking out Loud, Photograph, Shivers are some of his most recent hits.

Macklemore’s discography isn’t nearly as big as Sheeran, but ones you may have heard are Thrift Shop, Same Love, Good Old Days, Downtown.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (2UJ+q)

172 The former United States is no longer anything approaching a monoculture, that means a Mission Statement
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Posted by: Community Notes
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Give it up.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (3oLMy)

173 >>Then there is the sport of pilpul

Hadn't seen that word more than once in about 50 years. Blast from the past, indeed.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (NcvvS)

174 Plural possessive apostrophes for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Goodness and Sake at September 16, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

175 Of course! From JJ's link:

. . .Anthropic’s CEO Dario Amodei, who says he has found an outside team that can regulate AI and make sure it doesn’t destroy the world. . .

METR spun off from an Effective Altruism-aligned tech incubator called Alignment Research Center (ARC), which is headed by AI researcher Paul Christiano. He was Amodei’s housemate, coworker and research collaborator in the 2010s when they were both at OpenAI — Anthropic’s biggest rival.
One staffer on METR is Ajeya Cotra, who is married to Christiano and has been a major organizer in the EA world.

The founder and CEO of the group is Beth Barnes, who was hired by Christiano and was involved in the EA movement at college.

Chief scientist Hjalmar Wijk and staffers Megan Kinniment and Pip Arnott all came from the same research cluster at the University of Oxford — a major feeder for EA.


This explains so much! He doesn't want the US government oversight, he wants his own friend's globalist, unaccountable to any government organization to oversee it.

You really should check out the pictures of these METR people. This is a nightmare.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE)

176 Biden’s Dog, it’s properly written “for goodness’ sake.”

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

177 This explains so much! He doesn't want the US government oversight, he wants his own friend's globalist, unaccountable to any government organization to oversee it.


you know these Bowdoin grads are having a LOT of trouble keeping themselves in the manner they are accustomed to after USAID was closed

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:29 AM (j+aD2)

178 My goodness and for goodness sake are both blasphemous as only God is good. It's a cheat to not take the Lord's name in vain and should be avoided unless you are a heathen.

Posted by: Darn It All, Same Thing at September 16, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)

179 Thanks, Salty.

Today should be the last editing day. Friday will be the final live read-through and then, if that passes muster, I'll be spending the weekend formatting the book so that Amazon can send me a proof copy.

Tomorrow, though, I must revise and record my submission for Sirius XMs "My Fab Four" Beatle channel program.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 08:30 AM (qRla/)

180 No one ever thinks about my sake.

Posted by: Badness at September 16, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

181 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM (g8Ew
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I have plans Thursday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

That's okay. We can start it this next Monday.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:31 AM (g8Ew8)

182 BD גמר חתימה טובה

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

183 a small sad update from me - but not really sad because he had a wonderful long life - but my uncle the Navy man who you all prayed for a while back died in his sleep the night before last.

he is with the our family up above now

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

184 When shadow of wet Bird fall on log, time out for Beaver.

Old Hekawi Saying
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle


Saying on The Bald Beaver Gentlemen's Club sign:

You can't spell Advertisements without semen between the tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (XE+QS)

Both sayings check out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (wVcYX)

185 Biden’s Dog, it’s properly written “for goodness’ sake.”

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)
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Possessive grammar Nazi!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (MOPlc)

186 Give it up.

It means a change in strategy. I get the romantic notion that if we just vote harder we can return to Mayberry, but that is just unrealistic because for everyone who wants their notion of heaven on earth, there is a mob on the periphery who are itching to burn it all down.

The US removed the protection of the Atlantic and Pacific and now we get every tribal blood feud that has graced the planet since Cain and Abel.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (a3CJ+)

187 >>Why get married in a mass gay wedding?. I'm assuming it's an activist thumbing of the nose at the normies which is ludicrous since gays have been able to be married legally for quite some time.


Pretty sure the point was to force all in attendance at the Grammies to participate in a gay wedding - making a music awards ceremony into an LGBTQ event. There were no doubt Country and Gospel singers present who did not want to be part of that, and he was daring them to walk out and then face harassment for being anti-LGBTQ.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

188 he is with the our family up above now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

Sincere condolences.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:35 AM (wVcYX)

189 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

190 BD גמר חתימה טובה

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)
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וכן למר

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:35 AM (MOPlc)

191 My condolences, Black Orchid.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:36 AM (rOKnE)

192 Pro American - Pro Republic, accurate observations

www.prometheanaction.com/author/susan/

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:36 AM (3oLMy)

193 Who’s Orchestrating The AI-Hysteria Campaign?

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Which foreign adversary owns most of Congress, the serial Deep State Traitors, and likely 7/9ths of the SCOTUS?

Sum. Ting. Wong.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 08:36 AM (My0zW)

194 Give it up.

It means a change in strategy.

**************

Not to me, it doesn't

*giggle*

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at September 16, 2026 08:36 AM (J4Dwc)

195 The US removed the protection of the Atlantic and Pacific and now we get every tribal blood feud that has graced the planet since Cain and Abel.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (a3CJ+)
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The Libra Menace must be addressed. Their dithering and dilly-dallying will bring us all down!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

196 Sodomites have to include themselves in anything and everything and they want you to be included in anything and everything they do to normalize a man sticking his dick up another man's ass with your approval and support.

What one generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace.

Posted by: Just The Tip at September 16, 2026 08:37 AM (Z8Kuq)

197 Condolences, Black Orchid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 08:37 AM (GXElQ)

198 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.

And the aftermath?

You think you keep any of your savings, property and investments? You start from zero. And unless you are Tarzan your skills are specialized and are only effective with a coöperative society. And you probably are 29, so youth beats age when in comes to stoop labor, and what exactly makes you think that you are the manager when the surviving rebels can kick your ass?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:38 AM (a3CJ+)

199 > Anthropic’s CEO Dario Amodei, who says he has found an outside team that can regulate AI and make sure it doesn’t destroy the world. . .

METR spun off from an Effective Altruism-aligned tech incubator called Alignment Research Center (ARC)...

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Amodei is a huge never Trumper. He fought with the DoW over the use of Claude to game out the Maduro operation.

This effort is probably to shield the company from not only federal regulation, but also to give them significantly more latitude in who can use their products and for what.

IOW, Amodei is full of shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 08:38 AM (2Cry5)

200 ShainS

China flying Wai Tuo Lou.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

201 Today Is National Cinnamon Toast Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

202 redridinghood

I thought you announced that yesterday>

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

203 You can't spell Advertisements without semen between the tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (XE+QS)

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There's a limerick in there somewhere.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 08:40 AM (My0zW)

204 Could it be that Trump is refusing action on N. Yemen to make the Saudi's rely on Israel to curb stomp the Houthi's?

Having the Saudi's grateful for Israel would be a game changer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

I suspect it’s even simpler than that - Trump introduced the Abrahan Accords, intended to bring relative peace and stability to the region. He personally asked the Saudi’s to join; instead, they shit on that idea and came up with the ridiculous Mecca Accords with Turkey and Pakistan instead.

So suddenly the Saudi’s have been called out with their proverbial pants around their ankles, the Mecca Accords are revealed as a ridiculous farce, and Trump is kicking back in an easy chair, whistling Dixie and saying “just think how different things could be if you’d taken my advice.”

The economic damage to Europe and China, and the exposure of Europe’s total military ineptitude is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:42 AM (tOqvK)

205 ShainS

Sea Shanty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

206 >>you know these Bowdoin grads are having a LOT of trouble keeping themselves in the manner they are accustomed to after USAID was closed


The METR team looks like children.
Or Sam Bankman Fried's company.
Young, dysgenic, and totally green.

Reminds me of the PBS Frontline series on facebook, where you had interviews with these 20 year old pals of Zuckerberg running things (a marketing gal running the online Security team!) intercut with older, very experienced tech security people who briefly worked there but left in exasperation because the executives were unserious idiots.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

207 I am sorry, Black Orchid. But grateful he lived a long and full life. May we all have this blessing.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 08:42 AM (2UJ+q)

208 Any person in an industry that runs to the government and says "regulate me" is looking for an angle. See crypto, AI

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:42 AM (N2HNb)

209 This explains so much! He doesn't want the US government oversight, he wants his own friend's globalist, unaccountable to any government organization to oversee it.

You really should check out the pictures of these METR people. This is a nightmare.

Posted by: Lizzy
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The Amodei's and Altman want cover and restrained competition.
Could be that Sam Bankman Fried cohorts are not far away too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:43 AM (3oLMy)

210 So suddenly the Saudi’s have been called out with their proverbial pants around their ankles, the Mecca Accords are revealed as a ridiculous farce, and Trump is kicking back in an easy chair, whistling Dixie and saying “just think how different things could be if you’d taken my advice.”
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On the other hand, we are a Total Success!

Posted by: Gaza Board of Peace ha ha ha ha !! at September 16, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

211 The economic damage to Europe and China, and the exposure of Europe’s total military ineptitude is just icing on the cake.



thank you for this run down Tom Servo!

I forgot about half of that happened

it's amazing isn't it, having competent and intelligent foreign policy?!?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:43 AM (j+aD2)

212 201 Today Is National Cinnamon Toast Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

There's a spice that overused, overwrought, it's friggin' tree bark after all!

Posted by: Spice Rack Ronnie at September 16, 2026 08:44 AM (Fn+3X)

213 Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

How pathetically sophomoric of the people that organized that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 08:44 AM (JrHfD)

214 Tom Servo

I like it. It's like a fork in chess. Trump wins either way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

215 >>Amodei is a huge never Trumper. He fought with the DoW over the use of Claude to game out the Maduro operation.

This effort is probably to shield the company from not only federal regulation, but also to give them significantly more latitude in who can use their products and for what.

IOW, Amodei is full of shit.
- - - -

Definitely!
Being regulated by friends who will be declared a higher authority than any single country's government.

He wants ALL the power and NONE of the responsibility/accountability for his actions.
Insane.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:45 AM (rOKnE)

216 Prayers to you and your family, Black Orchid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 08:45 AM (qBdHI)

217 @KyleKulinski
Every single person who voted against this or voted present is a depraved immoral coward
(Shows clip of vote count on motion to table Greene's impeachment resolution. What a retard lol)

If we impeach Trump again, I hope it's such a solid case even republicans have to vote for it. Otherwise I say Dems need to focus on keeping the county going until after the midterms.

Sure its pointless but there really isn't a reason to vote against either... how can we be sure they won't also try to block investigations?

Every act of resistance shows that resistance is possible and encourages others to resist. It forces collective attention onto Trump’s many impeachable offences and away from whatever agenda he wants publicised. It reminds everyone what the standard expected of presidents is and how far Trump has failed to meet it. It sends a message to foreign allies that there are parts of the system still working and that America is not going to simply acquiesce to Trump’s depredations. And because, as Zapata once said, it is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 08:46 AM (t19vo)

218 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

219 We're f*cked..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

220 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

I am sorry. May the Lord comfort and strengthen those who live after him. How wonderful to have so many good memories!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 08:46 AM (JrHfD)

221 Jackie Chan was right.

We're the most corrupt government on earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

222 A big reason the Russia collusion farce was able to get traction for so long is the left's control of social media. The already own the regular media and without social media we had no voice.

The AI panic is a similar scam that the media has been pushing. And it's dying in real time because people are taking it apart on social media, mainly X, the very place that was ground zero for social media censorship.

The same people are trying to do the same thing with AI. Put government sanctioned, left leaning censors in charge. They get the censorship they want and government cover which doesn't hurt when they are trying to get trillion dollar IPOs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

223 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)


Deepest condolences. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 08:47 AM (XE+QS)

224 I’m sorry for your loss, Black Orchid. May his memory be a blessing to you and your family.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

225 Any person in an industry that runs to the government and says "regulate me" is looking for an angle. See crypto, AI

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This avalanche of hair on fire proclamations all at once sure seems suspect to me. Almost too obvious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 08:47 AM (qBdHI)

226 I thought you announced that yesterday>
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
******
Yesterday was National Cheese Toast Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

227 Today Is National Cinnamon Toast Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

There's a spice that overused, overwrought, it's friggin' tree bark after all!
Posted by: Spice Rack Ronnie
________

The only thing I like it in is Cincinnati chili.

*Ducks*

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 08:48 AM (XvL8K)

228 a small sad update from me - but not really sad because he had a wonderful long life - but my uncle the Navy man who you all prayed for a while back died in his sleep the night before last.

he is with the our family up above now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)



I'm so sorry........

May God have mercy on his soul and welcome him to the Promised Land with open arms. May your family remember him with pride and joy forevermore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

229 Buttplug button... broken?

Posted by: Geico Caveman at September 16, 2026 08:49 AM (JCLJi)

230 Nice graph showing how much inflation of home prices caused by Inflation Reduction Act

https://x.com/antikommunistic/status/
2100062358840442943

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

231 Pete Buttigieg.

A presidential candidate who's only feature is he f*cks men in the ass.

LEADERSHIP QUALITY!!!!

We're so f*cked.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

232
Condolences, Black Orchid.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 08:50 AM (iJfKG)

233 Anyone who eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal over the age of nine should be shunned and driven from polite society.

Posted by: Cap'n Crunch at September 16, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)

234 The same people are trying to do the same thing with AI. Put government sanctioned, left leaning censors in charge. They get the censorship they want and government cover which doesn't hurt when they are trying to get trillion dollar IPOs.

Posted by: JackStraw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:51 AM (3oLMy)

235 The article in the NY Post about Amodei's team to control AI regulation is hysterical . The picture of the guy "Pip" with hoop earrings immediately says 'you don't want this guy in charge of anything " .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (N2HNb)

236 We're f*cked..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Same as yesterday.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (GXElQ)

237 >>This avalanche of hair on fire proclamations all at once sure seems suspect to me. Almost too obvious.


Totally an op.
This person has been digging into the organizations behind that AI guy who popped up on X to announce he quit because AI would destroy the world:

https://x.com/pepesgrandma

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)

238 This avalanche of hair on fire proclamations all at once sure seems suspect to me. Almost too obvious.

Posted by: Lady in Black
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It's totally orchestrated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (3oLMy)

239 Jackie Chan was right.

We're the most corrupt government on earth.


Until you look at all others. Mexico is a drug cartel run operation, China keeps all of their godless heathen atrocities and corruption behind The Great Wall, the EU is tutoring the US on how to be corrupt and depraved, Any of the stans are mullah run dystopias. Canada is a Marxist communist entity that hates its citizens and will kill you if you are sad.

The US is running on the fumes of a once dominant Christian culture. Everywhere else is already in Hell and has no such influence.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:53 AM (pUU4E)

240 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

241 I'm sorry, Orchid.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (b4tyc)

242 >>The article in the NY Post about Amodei's team to control AI regulation is hysterical . The picture of the guy "Pip" with hoop earrings immediately says 'you don't want this guy in charge of anything " .


Right?

You want NONE of them in charge. The woman who founded METR looks like she's a teenager. Do we want AI regulated by a techie Greta Thunberg???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

243 With all the commotion over AI, what's the AI stock situation look like? Perhaps some early profit taking? It certainly feels like an op. A poorly dressed op at that.

Bernie Sanders being one of the first politicos to freak out (he's acting BTW) is one huge tell. That fucker can't sit still when he smells money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

244 Black Orchid

Your uncle has reached the end of the path at Fiddler's Green. May his life be an inspiration to others. My condolences.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

245 The picture of the guy "Pip" with hoop earrings immediately says 'you don't want this guy in charge of anything " .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (N2HNb)

We'll - there must have been, at some point, Great Expectations?

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2026 08:55 AM (NTVPI)

246 AI ate my peanut butter sandwich and then laughed at my hunger.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (a8rrQ)

247
Until you look at all others. Mexico is a drug cartel run operation, China keeps all of their godless heathen atrocities and corruption behind The Great Wall, the EU is tutoring the US on how to be corrupt and depraved, Any of the stans are mullah run dystopias. Canada is a Marxist communist entity that hates its citizens and will kill you if you are sad.

The US is running on the fumes of a once dominant Christian culture. Everywhere else is already in Hell and has no such influence.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 08:53 AM (pUU4E)



We have the most money and power......and we're using it to make corrupt politicians more corrupt, fueling all the others you mention, not doing a goddamn thing to help humanity, or America for that matter, be great.

We're f*cked........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

248
This is a pretty good rundown of the basis of "White Culture", though that's probably better expressed as Caucasian or maybe, Western Culture.

https://x.com/TheMcMullan/status/2099728266487812187

It's the basis if not an example of the culture that sprang from this basis.

Anywho, Via Insty with some good comments:

https://instapundit.com/823254/

BONUS! Kenneth Clark Shout Out!

If you've never seen Kenneth Clark's "Civilization", get thee to YouTube as bask in the glory.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (iJfKG)

249 The picture of the guy "Pip" with hoop earrings immediately says 'you don't want this guy in charge of anything " .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:52 AM (N2HNb)

Great Expectations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (Y/06r)

250 a small sad update from me - but not really sad because he had a wonderful long life - but my uncle the Navy man who you all prayed for a while back died in his sleep the night before last.

he is with the our family up above now
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)
******
I am so sorry for your loss. It is always heartbreaking to lose someone so special.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

251 They all looks the same to me:

https://tinyurl.com/2usckvm5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:56 AM (MOPlc)

252 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)



Then why is he here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

253 Pete Buttigieg.

A presidential candidate who's only feature is he f*cks men in the ass.

LEADERSHIP QUALITY!!!!

We're so f*cked.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

Leading From Behind!
Pete B 2028!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:57 AM (wVcYX)

254 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2)

My deepest sympathies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 08:57 AM (Y/06r)

255 Today Is National Cinnamon Toast Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

There's a spice that overused, overwrought, it's friggin' tree bark after all!
Posted by: Spice Rack Ronnie at September 16, 2026 08:44 AM (Fn+3X)
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Most other spices are weeds of one kind or other...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 08:58 AM (amcLV)

256 Black Orchid , condolences to you and your family on your loss. Thx to your uncle for his service

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 08:58 AM (N2HNb)

257 Then there is the sport of pilpul

Hadn't seen that word more than once in about 50 years. Blast from the past, indeed.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 08:27 AM (NcvvS)
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I prefer be'kiyus myself.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 08:58 AM (MOPlc)

258 Morning, all. Prayers, Black Orchid. Ugh, time to get up and get going.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 08:59 AM (aJQbY)

259 "Did the Supreme Court slow walk...."

I see we're still asking the stupid questions. No answers yet, just an endless recycling of suspicious speculation which, I guess, relieves of us of pressure to do anything about anything.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 08:59 AM (ntaXS)

260 With all the commotion over AI, what's the AI stock situation look like? Perhaps some early profit taking? It certainly feels like an op. A poorly dressed op at that.

For a while there, especially when the Space X IPO had mixed reactions, there was this trial balloon to have the US tax payers "invest" in this AI money printing juggernaut.

And by "invest", corrupt government officials would likely create tranches where they and their cronies fully receive the benefits of the Cantillion Effect, and walk off with billions reaped off the forced "government partnership" (aka tax dollar purchase) of a dog stock as AI vulture capitalists realize that all of the promise of AI profits has already been realized in terms of its perceived value.

They are looking for a very deep pocketed fool to buy out their trillion dollar over-spend position.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:00 AM (pUU4E)

261 Modern Islam is everything the left accuses modern Judaism of. It is almost comical.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

262 From bing AI:

Pilpul is a method of sharp, intricate Talmudic analysis, often involving complex argumentation to reconcile textual contradictions or explain differences in Jewish law.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:00 AM (Y/06r)

263 252 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)


Then why is he here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

That's gonna be a super popular take in Texas, which barely even wants to be being associated with the rest of America. Europe!

But he's totally ahead. Polls say so.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (a8rrQ)

264 I don't think James Madison is around this early, but he's posted data showing gas prices don't actually have a measurable impact on elections (in either direction).
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Not sure how such a thing could be isolated.

It's like claiming the temperature isn't what it's "supposed" to be. How would anyone know?

Bottom line Trump will likely drag R's undsedervedly over the finish line one more time. Gas prices are a talking point and if they weren't the talking point would just be plain "affordability".

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (b4tyc)

265 HOW DARE YOU ?!?!???????????????

Posted by: Greta, the future Mrs. Thunberg-Hogg at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (0sNs1)

266 relieves of us of pressure to do anything about anything.

Anything meaningful would require lots of guns and skilled trigger pullers.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (pUU4E)

267 Back in WWI someone in Germany stated that being allied with the Austro-Hungarians was like being "shackled to a corpse"
If Canada wants to tie itself to the EU, have at it. We'll clean up the mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (N2HNb)

268 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)



Then why is he here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

----
This is entirely backwards thinking.

Other countries should be looking to the United States for inspiration on how THEY can be better.

Unfortunately, the fact that our government is so depraved and corrupt doesn't give them much to work with.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (FZ29D)

269 There are no conservative judges. There are no liberal judges. There are only judges who interpret the Constitution as written an apply it to congressional laws to ensure it's according to the written rules.


Yeah, no. We're f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

270 Eric Daugherty-

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis just DROPPED this message to every American and it's SPOT ON:

"If there are things you wish the Republicans would've done? Well, they're DEFINITELY not gonna get done if you put the DSA IN CHARGE. In fact, EVERYTHING would be dead on arrival, and they'd spend the last 2 years of President Trumps' presidency going after him and his administration."

"That's ALL they'll do. They will not do a SINGLE thing that will benefit the American people."

This is why it's NEVER the correct alternative to elect country-destroyers just because we want more done by the GOP

I myself WISH the SAVE America Act were passed, but why would I elect the party of VOTER FRAUD, who would never even CONSIDER proof of citizenship and voter ID?

VOTE STRAIGHT RED

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

271 They are looking for a very deep pocketed fool to buy out their trillion dollar over-spend position.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:00 AM (pUU4E)

This is what makes sense to me. The guy running OpenAI feels like the king of all pyramid scams. Everything that has happened with AI, from video cards, to memory cards, the excitement/hysteria- all of it has felt like a massive pyramid scam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Y/06r)

272 Kevin Bass, who made a name for himself criticizing the government’s response to COVID, has laid out what he says are “fourteen moves in eight days” to “create hysteria to manipulate Congress into regulating AI.”

He goes on to say that “almost everyone involved is affiliated with Coefficient, Open Philanthropy, Anthropic, and/or OpenAI — all of who serve to benefit financially from creating regulation.”

(Anthropic and OpenAI have more than doubled their lobbying spending in the first half of this year. Anthropic spent nearly $2 million in Q2 alone.)

But why would AI companies want the federal government to step in and regulate their industry? Because, as is the case with all government regulations, it’s the best way to block new entrants into a market. Big companies can hire lobbyists to make sure the rules are crafted to their liking, and they can easily absorb the costs of all the mandates. The little guys get shut out.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

273 Modern Islam is everything the left accuses modern Judaism of. It is almost comical.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)
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Both mentions of the word "modern" are unnecessary!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (MOPlc)

274 My take on AI:

The tech companies are convinced this is like the early years of the internet and they all want to become Amazon/Google (including, amusingly, Amazon and Google)

They are overspending and their roll outs are rushed but from a business perspective there is a demand for AI based tooling and plenty of $$$ to be made especially by companies that get an early presence in the market.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

275 I recently came across Elizabath Nickson's essays on "Welcome to Absurdistan." She's a barn-burner.
In this piece she writes about the civilizational horrors engineered by modern liberal women.

https://tinyurl.com/34zpf8rs

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ntaXS)

276 This is entirely backwards thinking.

Other countries should be looking to the United States for inspiration on how THEY can be better.

Unfortunately, the fact that our government is so depraved and corrupt doesn't give them much to work with.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (FZ29D)



I've been saying it for decades. Other countries should do whatever it takes to get Americans to defect to THEIR country. THEN they're on to something.

We're the last best thing the world has ever seen and liberals are trying to destroy it so NO ONE has anything to look toward for greatness.

I hate what they're doing to us and society as a whole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

277 Yeah, no. We're f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

Buck up, buttercup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (Y/06r)

278 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.

As a man of the cloth, Screwtape is probably thinking of Europe as a negative example, as there are so many historical examples in the Scriptures that are used to teach: "Don't Do That"

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:04 AM (pUU4E)

279
(Anthropic and OpenAI have more than doubled their lobbying spending in the first half of this year. Anthropic spent nearly $2 million in Q2 alone.)


Yeah... I don't trust them.. Especially Anthropic...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 09:04 AM (+gK6I)

280 Oh, and AI is horseshit because LIBERALS ARE PROGRAMMING IT.

It's made by man. There's very little I in AI.

WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

281 Back in WWI someone in Germany stated that being allied with the Austro-Hungarians was like being "shackled to a corpse"

I do wonder though if AH lasted another generation under the Franz Ferdinand if it would have become a powerhouse. They were exploring some economic ideas and FF was a reformer...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

282 Buck up, buttercup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:03 AM (Y/06r)



Why? I can't even get to my little corner of the universe so I can be left alone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

283 >>I prefer be'kiyus myself.

Never seen that one at all.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (NcvvS)

284 Why? I can't even get to my little corner of the universe so I can be left alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

Still above ground.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (Y/06r)

285 The fact that certain politicians are screeching about AI tells me it's an op. There's a lot of money about to change hands this month or next. And the AI bois will get what they want and a number of politicos will get a bit richer.

This, is called, "politics."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

286

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

287
Why? I can't even get to my little corner of the universe so I can be left alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

My Father used to have this beer mug.. English made I think, and it said "drink up, the worst is yet to come."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (+gK6I)

288
Back in WWI someone in Germany stated that being allied with the Austro-Hungarians was like being "shackled to a corpse"
If Canada wants to tie itself to the EU, have at it. We'll clean up the mess
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM (N2HNb)


Yeah, exactly.

If the Canucks want to shackle themselves to an alliance that's quickly dissolving into a 3rd Word Islamic Shithole....Have at it snowbillies!

Just know that as soon as you collapse into big pile of poo or a hostile neighbor,

you will be taken over and assimilated into to USA, either as territory or states, and renamed something like-

New Trumpland.

Choose carefully.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (iJfKG)

289
Still above ground.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (Y/06r)



Barely.......

First Lady tore her meniscus yesterday.........so that helps......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

290 Sponge does not seem to be in a good mood this morning.

Sponge, I hope your day gets better.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

291
My Father used to have this beer mug.. English made I think, and it said "drink up, the worst is yet to come."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 09:06 AM (+gK6I)



I can't wait.

Bring it on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

292 evin Bass@kevinnbass · 4d

Fourteen moves in eight days

The psyop to create hysteria to manipulate Congress into regulating AI.

Almost everyone involved is affiliated with Coefficient, Open Philanthropy, Anthropic, and/or OpenAI -- all who serve to benefit financially from creating regulation.

https://tinyurl.com/3uetr5c5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (3oLMy)

293
word = world

But...y'all knew that, didn't you?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (iJfKG)

294
Barely.......

First Lady tore her meniscus yesterday.........so that helps......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

Let's you know you're alive...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (+gK6I)

295 283 >>I prefer be'kiyus myself.

Never seen that one at all.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (NcvvS)

I do love this place.

I cannot find a direct definition for that spelling.

bekies (beh-KEE-ihs) listen
Record a Pronunciation

Definitions
n. One's range of knowledge.
n. Broad but not deep knowledge.
n. Proficiency, adeptness.
Example Sentences
"Daf yomi is a good way to get bekius in gemara."
"Jesse has bekius in hilchos nisuin."
"He learns bekius in the morning just to be prepared for shiur."

I love that the example sentences contain a bunch of words that mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (Y/06r)

296 >>But why would AI companies want the federal government to step in and regulate their industry? Because, as is the case with all government regulations, it’s the best way to block new entrants into a market. Big companies can hire lobbyists to make sure the rules are crafted to their liking, and they can easily absorb the costs of all the mandates. The little guys get shut out.

Any industry that is being essentially run by government instantly becomes significantly more valuable, particularly a new industry that is speculative. Government oversight means safety and safety means value. Trillions of value.

And in return the masters of the AI universe agree to be tools of the government and create their products to serve the government's wishes.

It's not a big mystery why the fast majority of pressure coming from the government to create an oversight bureaucracy for AI is coming from the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (viF8m)

297 I recently came across Elizabath Nickson's essays on "Welcome to Absurdistan." She's a barn-burner.
In this piece she writes about the civilizational horrors engineered by modern liberal women.


Expect the algorithms to push even more of these articles until The Next Thing emerges.

And like a million Johnny Come Lately algorithm driven essayists and bloggers, the quality of the work will continue to degrade to Idiocracy levels of instruction as people who have no clue try to catch the monetization wave and increase their contact engagement numbers

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (pUU4E)

298 A federal judge removed Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner from a murder appeal case, citing possible false statements, perjury and obstruction of justice

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

299 @281 After Franz Josef died Karl(Charles) became emperor. He was a reformer and a well liked guy. Unfortunately the empire was so far gone with ethnic divides and war dead that there was no hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 09:09 AM (N2HNb)

300 Global psychosis is a barrel of fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:09 AM (GXElQ)

301 288 Barron Trump, Viscount of Trumpland and Protector of the Northwest Territories.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (gm9Sb)

302 Sponge, I hope your day gets better.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)



Me too.

I had hopes Trump was going to make everything better.

Turns out, not so much.....Yeah, immigration......good deal. However, I can't accomplish what I want because the economy sucks, mortgage rates are still through the roof.....fuel prices are HIGHER THAN UNDER BIDEN. Energy prices are similar.......I'm not better off than I was 4 years ago........

What are we doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (ccf/V)

303 Do homosexuals even understand that celibacy is an option? That they don't have to humiliate others and be humiliated themselves to have full, happy lives?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (2ap+5)

304 I prefer be'kiyus myself.

Never seen that one at all.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:05 AM (NcvvS)
-

So I asked Grok on your behalf:

https://tinyurl.com/5xw4ezfn

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (MOPlc)

305 First Lady tore her meniscus yesterday.........so that helps......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

Ouch. My right knee about three four weeks ago started just screaming in pain. Locking up for a couple minutes. I crouch, kneel and twist a lot at work. It actually has been great for my lower back. I was worried for a few days there, then it went away as I thought 'Well, if the fucker is going to go, let's get on with it' and kept doing what I needed to do. It went away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (Y/06r)

306 Yes......I'm a bit pissed off today.

I'll get over it.

I always do.......and the more it stays the same.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (ccf/V)

307 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Yes, and the South African constitution is a much better model for other nations to emulate than the US'. Look how well it's working out for them!

Posted by: Zombie RBG at September 16, 2026 09:11 AM (t19vo)

308 Problem with Canada going stupid is the extremely long border we share with them. And it won't be European Canadians much longer.
It will be Chinese and Muslims. The best outcome will be they kill each other.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:12 AM (3oLMy)

309 So I asked Grok on your behalf:

https://tinyurl.com/5xw4ezfn
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (MOPlc)

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:12 AM (Y/06r)

310 > Yes......I'm a bit pissed off today.
---------
I think, personally, it's not necessarily a bad thing to be pissed off.

It's certainly better than being pissed on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 09:12 AM (2Cry5)

311 Democrat Candidate for Texas Senate James Talarico says America should look to other countries in Europe “for inspiration” on how to be a better country.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 16, 2026 08:54 AM


Bold new strategy, Cotton. Stunning. Brave. Progressive, even. We're lucky to have visionary thinkers like him who come up with these new ways forward.

Wait...Dems have been saying that for 100 years?

Never mind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 09:12 AM (FAGAJ)

312 Ouch. My right knee about three four weeks ago started just screaming in pain. Locking up for a couple minutes. I crouch, kneel and twist a lot at work. It actually has been great for my lower back. I was worried for a few days there, then it went away as I thought 'Well, if the fucker is going to go, let's get on with it' and kept doing what I needed to do. It went away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (Y/06r)



I really ignore all my maladies because doctors haven't found or done anything to help and after watching what the wife goes through, I'll just tough it out. Now I'm carrying her towards the finish line, but the finish line keeps getting farther and farther away.


There's a plan, so, I will just keep on keepin' on........because that's all there is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)

313 There's a plan, so, I will just keep on keepin' on........because that's all there is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:13 AM


This is wisdom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (FAGAJ)

314 Anything meaningful would require lots of guns and skilled trigger pullers.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM


If they're skilled, they're skilled trigger pressers, not pullers. Pulling is a leading cause of unplanned lateral excursions. Always focus on fundamentals.

Posted by: Gun Thread Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (0sNs1)

315 I do wonder though if AH lasted another generation under the Franz Ferdinand if it would have become a powerhouse. They were exploring some economic ideas and FF was a reformer...
Posted by: 18-1
__________

They were going to have to deal with the terrorist Serbs at some point, no matter what. And the Russians would likely have backed the Serbs at any point from 1914 on. It truly was a Balkan powder keg.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)

316 Do homosexuals even understand that celibacy is an option? That they don't have to humiliate others and be humiliated themselves to have full, happy lives?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (2ap+5)



How dare you.

Once daily PReP means they can shove their dick wherever they want because THAT'S what's important.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)

317
Good morning
Like many of you, I have strong feelings about stuff.
Have a nice and prosperous day.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

318 G'morning, Horde. I hear it's your birthday, J.J. Many happy returns.

I'm feeling very proud this morning. I've been verified as a "surviving spouse" for some military benefits. There was some confusion about the branch of service hubby was in. Nobody was familiar with the USAAC and there was nowhere on the form with a box to check so I promoted him to the Air Force and it flew. Pun unintended.

Thank you, honey.

Posted by: creeper at September 16, 2026 09:15 AM (lWAes)

319 This is easily fixed.

Limit time on dissent.

Lifetime appointment doesn't mean Lifetime to get the job done.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 16, 2026 09:16 AM (beMHv)

320 On Monday, the New York State Board of Regents directed the state Department of Education to make all Regents exams optional and to develop alternative graduation requirements. Board of Regents member Felicia Thomas-Williams has said she's heard some troubling things about the board "dumbing down" the state's graduation requirements, but she insists that scrapping the exams does the opposite and allows students to showcase their strengths. "You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees," she explained.

... a real bummer for all you New Yorkers out there

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

321 "If there are things you wish the Republicans would've done? Well, they're DEFINITELY not gonna get done if you put the DSA IN CHARGE. In fact, EVERYTHING would be dead on arrival, and they'd spend the last 2 years of President Trumps' presidency going after him and his administration."

"That's ALL they'll do. They will not do a SINGLE thing that will benefit the American people."


And a GOP congress will, Ron? How? Why?

Sorry. I don't eat shit sandwiches any more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 09:16 AM (qRla/)

322
It's certainly better than being pissed on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 09:12 AM (2Cry5)



Valid.

My bud had a short term girlfriend who wanted him to pee on her. She felt it was a "long term orgasm" because it was warm on her body.

He ran for the hills.

I re-wrote the song......PEEE on me.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

323 314 Anything meaningful would require lots of guns and skilled trigger pullers.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:01 AM

If they're skilled, they're skilled trigger pressers, not pullers. Pulling is a leading cause of unplanned lateral excursions. Always focus on fundamentals.
Posted by: Gun Thread Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (0sNs1)

No loose shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (Y/06r)

324 Sen. @BernieSanders (I-VT): "What you are looking at right now is the least capable version of AI that we will ever have...the dumbest version."

Unfortunately, this is not yet the dumbest version of our political class.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

325 >>Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (MOPlc)

Thank you, BD. Understand why you might prefer it.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:18 AM (NcvvS)

326 You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees," she explained.
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*sadz*

Posted by: Mud skippers everywhere at September 16, 2026 09:18 AM (amcLV)

327 Leading From Behind!
Pete B 2028!
Posted by: Count de Monet


Leading WITH his behind.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 09:18 AM (XE+QS)

328 But Baron Trump is now a multimillionaire, so there's that.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:18 AM (ccf/V)

329 First Lady tore her meniscus yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)
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Ouch! BTDT, about a year and a half ago.

Depending on the severity, this may do wonders:

https://tinyurl.com/mr4d23zb

This is similar to what I bought. Took if for a test drive out of the store and was able to go up and down stairs with minimal holding on to the banister. I wore it for my 40 minute walking exercises. Things only got better with it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:19 AM (MOPlc)

330 According to new data from the U.S. Census Bureau on Tuesday, household income rose to $87,460 in 2025, slightly above the previous high of $85,320 in 2019.

I would challenge 2.5% is not "slightly "

Not a blow out. But in statistics. Not slightly.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 16, 2026 09:19 AM (beMHv)

331 After Anthropic's Dario Amodei set off a firestorm on Saturday calling for a 'pause' in AI development until hand-picked arbiters are installed inside the frontier labs (a gift to Beijing), Mark Zuckerberg sided with the testosterone wing of the tech-bro complex with a builder's response: police yourselves. You don't need anyone's permission - or a cartel, to do it.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

332 Rep. Mace Demands Public Execution For Lindsay Clancy

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

333 Valid.

My bud had a short term girlfriend who wanted him to pee on her. She felt it was a "long term orgasm" because it was warm on her body.

He ran for the hills.

I re-wrote the song......PEEE on me.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

It is amazing how many humiliation fetishes there are. Hell, I would argue almost all kinks are either humiliation of the girl or the guy, going one way or the other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (Y/06r)

334 We've been choosing the lesser of two evils for generations..........Evil is winning. But keep voting for the lesser of two evils because the OTHER side is much more evil........


#Winning?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (ccf/V)

335 Anything meaningful would require lots of guns and skilled trigger pullers.
Posted by: Community Notes


If they're skilled, they're skilled trigger pressers, not pullers. Pulling is a leading cause of unplanned lateral excursions. Always focus on fundamentals.
Posted by: Gun Thread Community Notes


No loose shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Titan Uranus.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (XE+QS)

336 Turns out, not so much.....Yeah, immigration......good deal. However, I can't accomplish what I want because the economy sucks, mortgage rates are still through the roof.....fuel prices are HIGHER THAN UNDER BIDEN. Energy prices are similar.......I'm not better off than I was 4 years ago........

What are we doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:10 AM (ccf/V)

In sum, the answer is because there are no easy fixes, and everything you list takes years of hard choices, hard work, and clear thinking policy to achieve. The world energy situation is being massively transformed - few understand what a major impact that the Venezuelan agreement will have - but big moved in energy infrastructure always take 2 to 5 years to show up in public perception. No way around that.

One of the biggest reasons we’re in such a mess in so many areas is that for at least 50 years, those in power have been making decisions based on maximizing short term results while ignoring long term consequences. Well the long term is now here, and it’s not going to be fixed by any more short term tinkering.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (tOqvK)

337 I thought I was the most pessimistic here.... I relinquish my crown...

Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (+gK6I)

338 You don't assess a fish on climbing a tree because fish can't climb trees," she explained.

... a real bummer for all you New Yorkers out there
Posted by: SMOD

Uncle Gus has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (GXElQ)

339 @320 getting rid of the Regents exams here in NY is stupid, but so is the entire education system in NY. It will go from nitwits who can't pass tests to nitwits who don't have to take tests

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (N2HNb)

340 If they're skilled, they're skilled trigger pressers, not pullers. Pulling is a leading cause of unplanned lateral excursions. Always focus on fundamentals.
Posted by: Gun Thread Community Notes at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (0sNs1)

No loose shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (Y/06r)

Slow, steady trigger squeeze!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (gLYp7)

341 Lithuania says Italian NATO fighter jet shot down a stray drone over its airspace.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

342 332 Rep. Mace Demands Public Execution For Lindsay Clancy
Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

Ok. *continues thinking about coffee*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (Y/06r)

343 Saudis Threaten Retaliation After Alleged Houthi Drone Attack On Mecca Crosses "Red Line"

"The security of the Two Holy Mosques and the pilgrims is a red line, and the Joint Forces Command of the coalition will not hesitate to take the necessary ..."

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

344 >>This is what makes sense to me. The guy running OpenAI feels like the king of all pyramid scams. Everything that has happened with AI, from video cards, to memory cards, the excitement/hysteria- all of it has felt like a massive pyramid scam.


Anthropic's/METR's people being proponents of Ethical Altruism, fraudster Sam Bankman Fried's animating values, is a huge tell. Feels very scammy!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (rOKnE)

345
There was never a chance of the SC siding with election integrity, any more than the GOP Congress would pass SAVE. The entire government relies on fraud.

It's equivalent to the Soviet Union voting to dissolve itself, and the State & Party here are still far too robust to consider that.

It's good to get it on the record for future generations, but I can't believe Trump ever expected more than that. He's not stupid, and he's not living on Twitter hopium.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

346
It is amazing how many humiliation fetishes there are. Hell, I would argue almost all kinks are either humiliation of the girl or the guy, going one way or the other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (Y/06r)



She had a dude that convinced her that's what men wanted, so she carried that forward because that's what she felt she needed to do to please a man.

Which is a shame because she was quite an attractive woman. Only she was the wrong quadrant on the Hot/Crazy matrix.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

347 Slow, steady trigger squeeze!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 09:20 AM (gLYp7)

'Like squeezing a lemon.'

For some reason I always remember that line from Sgt York.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:22 AM (Y/06r)

348 How dare you.

Once daily PReP means they can shove their dick wherever they want because THAT'S what's important.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:14 AM (ccf/V)


It's strange how I will relive an awkward public, social situation wishing I had said less, or more. Homosexual acts must be exponentially worse.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:22 AM (2ap+5)

349 After Franz Josef died Karl(Charles) became emperor. He was a reformer and a well liked guy. Unfortunately the empire was so far gone with ethnic divides and war dead that there was no hope

Emperor Karl has been beatified by the Catholic Church. His wife, Empress Zita, is known as a Servant of God, but she has not yet been beatified.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 09:22 AM (qRla/)

350 She had a dude that convinced her that's what men wanted, so she carried that forward because that's what she felt she needed to do to please a man.

Which is a shame because she was quite an attractive woman. Only she was the wrong quadrant on the Hot/Crazy matrix.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

One can look at psychological disfunction as a disease- a contagious disease- that gets passed from one person to another. People are weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:23 AM (Y/06r)

351 Posted by: creeper at September 16, 2026 09:15 AM (lWAes)

Awesome!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:23 AM (b4tyc)

352 According to new data from the U.S. Census Bureau on Tuesday, household income rose to $87,460 in 2025, slightly above the previous high of $85,320 in 2019.

I would challenge 2.5% is not "slightly "

Not a blow out. But in statistics. Not slightly.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 16, 2026 09:19 AM (beMHv)

-----------------

True.

Now do the rate of inflation over those 6-7 years, especially owing to The AutoPen Empire.

The GAAP National Debt (including Unfunded Liabilities) is well over $300 -- and approaching $400 -- trillion. And we ain't "growing" our way out of it ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 09:24 AM (9bJF6)

353 For some reason I always remember that line from Sgt York.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:22 AM (Y/06r)

I always hear my Senior Drill Instructor, Staff Sergeant Schabeau. At full volume. "SLOW STEADY TRIGGER SQUEEZE!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 09:24 AM (gLYp7)

354 Is it acceptable to say one would prefer monarchy to democracy? If you think about it, God didn't try to talk the Israelites into democracy. Democracy seemed insane to Him.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

355 The way the Hapsburg court treated Franz Ferdinand’s wife was disgraceful.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

356 Everyone works at a food bank in those pharmaceutical commercials.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (GXElQ)

357 Cinnamon Toast Crunch is neither.

Posted by: Change my mind at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

358 >>But Baron Trump is now a multimillionaire, so there's that.........

If you're old enough to remember, under the first two years of Reaganomics the economy didn't improve that much. Because digging out from Carter wasn't going to happen overnight. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And they we had years of a booming economy because turning around the economy and dealing with shit that should have been dealt with years ago instead of trying to bribe terrorists and kicking the can down the road takes time.

The economy is definitely better under Trump. Manufacturing is returning to the US, Iran is on the ropes and it's just a matter of time. And yea, getting rid of illegal and sealing the border is kind of a big deal.

Have a little faith.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)

359 Hell, I have wondered whether a lot of the cuck shit (and there is a lot of it) is about: Guy and a gal. Gal cheats on the guy. Guy convinces himself (probably because of time investment or kids being involved) that instead of ditching the bitch, that it is in fact hot. She gets off on him being humiliated but still 'loving her.' He turns it into a fetish where SHE is humiliated by getting ran through.

It is all so fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (Y/06r)

360 Is it acceptable to say one would prefer monarchy to democracy? If you think about it, God didn't try to talk the Israelites into democracy. Democracy seemed insane to Him.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)
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Samuel had some chouce words to say about kings...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (amcLV)

361 354 Is it acceptable to say one would prefer monarchy to democracy? If you think about it, God didn't try to talk the Israelites into democracy. Democracy seemed insane to Him.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

GK Chesterton seemed to think so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:27 AM (Y/06r)

362 I'm feeling very proud this morning. I've been verified as a "surviving spouse" for some military benefits. There was some confusion about the branch of service hubby was in. Nobody was familiar with the USAAC and there was nowhere on the form with a box to check so I promoted him to the Air Force and it flew. Pun unintended.

Thank you, honey.
Posted by: creeper at September 16, 2026 09:15 AM (lWAes)



My former step-sister, the tw*t, signed her mother up with an organization called Patriot Angels. My dad served during the Vietnam era. They were a bit of a pain to work with because of all the info they required and all the leg work you needed to do on your end to get the info they wanted, but, the end result was quite impressive.

They pushed all the paperwork and did the rest so my step-mother would receive a significant benefit from my father's military service.

It's really one of the few things I'll give my shit step sis credit for........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

363 God didn't try to talk the Israelites into democracy.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)
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Yes and no. If you study the Book of Samuel carefully, while democracy was not an option. the benefit of monarchy was dependent on the reason the nation asked for it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:27 AM (MOPlc)

364 The way the Hapsburg court treated Franz Ferdinand’s wife was disgraceful.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)


That's why Franz got along with Wilhelm II. He treated Sophie as an equal and made sure she had full royal honors.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 16, 2026 09:28 AM (qRla/)

365 ...
My bud had a short term girlfriend who wanted him to pee on her. She felt it was a "long term orgasm" because it was warm on her body.
He ran for the hills...


PEE ON ME - A Play In One Act

Gf: Hey, Honey, the sex is great, but could you do what I really like?
Normal Guy: Sure, babe. anything.
Gf: Would you pee on me?
...
NG: Would I pee on you?
Gf: Yes!!! it's so warm and oogy!

NG: Pee?
Gf: Yes.
Ng: On you?
Gf: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
Ng: ....Uh...sure, babe...(gets dressed) But, first let me run to Starbucks, so's I can take a really big, long piss.
Gf: Ooooooh, mama like!
Ng: (walking out the door) Yeah, yeah, mama like.
Door Closes.
Narrator: And he never came back.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG)

366
354 Is it acceptable to say one would prefer monarchy to democracy? If you think about it, God didn't try to talk the Israelites into democracy. Democracy seemed insane to Him.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

If you remember the story of Samuel, God didn’t prefer monarchy either, and Samuel explained how it would oppress them. But the people wanted a monarchy because everyone else had one, so they were allowed to find out for themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (tOqvK)

367
It is all so fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (Y/06r)



There are men that just feel that's the best they're gonna get..........regardless how stupid and f*cked off the situation is and that she has zero respect for him.

"Have you SEEN her?!?"

Idiots.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

368 Samuel had some chouce words to say about kings...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (amcLV)
-

Great morons think alike, Horde mentality, etc.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (MOPlc)

369 Narrator: And he never came back.

FIN
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG)

This would solve most relationship issues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (Y/06r)

370
FIN
Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG)



Close, but yeah......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

371 My friend had a girlfriend who wanted him to hit her. He did.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (2ap+5)

372 I re-wrote the song......PEEE on me.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

----------------

Pee on me when prostate's strong
And I’ll be its friend
I’ll help it carry on

For it won’t be long
’Til I’m gonna need
Somebody to pee on

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (9bJF6)

373 Now that they think they're way ahead in development, Anthropic and AI want to use government to stifle innovation to protect their monolpoly positions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 16, 2026 09:30 AM (dtajH)

374 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

375 Great morons think alike, Horde mentality, etc.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (MOPlc)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 09:30 AM (amcLV)

376 I re-wrote the song......PEEE on me.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)
-

So, relax, you're soaking in it?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (MOPlc)

377
Have a little faith.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)



I've been fighting for Trump for a decade now............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

378 Good Morning, all, and thank you, J.J.

Wondering where Nancy Pelosi has been, especially as she apparently still considers She continues to treat national midterms as "her race," fundraising heavily to ensure Democrats take back the House majority before she exits.

Punchbowl News, Tech, 'Obama, Pelosi, Harris face progressive AI money backlash'
Progressives are attacking top Democratic figures for backing an AI initiative created by one of the founding donors of a super PAC, Leading the Future, closely tied to the industry.

In part, "Former President Barack Obama, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi, former Vice President Kamala Harris and Democratic nominee for California governor Xavier Becerra all applauded venture capitalist Ron Conway’s Project Blueprint. The initiative aims to rebuild bridges between the tech industry and the Democratic Party.

But progressive advocates interested in AI regulation didn’t like that look."

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NFX2v)

379 Nood.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 16, 2026 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

380 Gf: Would you pee on me?

--------------

"But I won't do that ...'

/MeatLoaf course of Jim Steinem

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (9bJF6)

381 My friend had a girlfriend who wanted him to hit her. He did.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (2ap+5)



Then she had him arrested and took all his shit, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

382 "Have you SEEN her?!?"

Idiots.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

Part of it is also: social media. It convinces you that all women are not only doing the shit you know about- but worse shit. Testimonials. Tiktok examples. etc etc.

The thing is, it is easy for a weak mind to get drawn in to all of it. To think that all women are that way, so I got a hot one and I can... exert some control over this. But dude (and I do not mean, you, Sponge) the reason you keep running into whores is because you are attracted to whores. They are attracted to you because, whore. This is not all women. This is just the subset you see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)

383 The media are in quite a snit Tuesday afternoon after learning that Mike Rogers, the Republican candidate for Michigan's open U.S. Senate seat, did something that more GOP candidates should think about doing: he said "hard pass" to a debate with Democrat Abdul El-Sayed because the moderator is a leftist hack.

And Rogers has the receipts to prove it.

The Republican announced he will not participate in Tuesday night's FOX 2 Detroit debate, with his campaign pointing the finger squarely at moderator Roop Raj and what it describes as Raj's demonstrated history of “bias and favoritism” toward El-Sayed.

Posted by: SMOD at September 16, 2026 09:33 AM (RHGPo)

384 "One of the biggest reasons we’re in such a mess in so many areas is that for at least 50 years, those in power have been making decisions based on maximizing short term results while ignoring long term consequences. "

The biggest reason for my being a Trumpster is that he's our first national figure since Ross Perot who gives a rat's ass about our working class. They've been getting f*cked over for 50 years with policies promoted by the D party (and the GOPe) that favor only their ever-shrinking base of voters, the Leftist elite most of all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 16, 2026 09:34 AM (dtajH)

385 In a hundred days it will be $41 trillions debt.

Posted by: Crazed Leftists at September 16, 2026 09:37 AM (4q2t7)

386 so I promoted him to the Air Force and it flew. Pun unintended.

Thank you, honey.

Posted by: creeper
---

Good show.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:41 AM (3oLMy)

387 352 According to new data from the U.S. Census Bureau on Tuesday, household income rose to $87,460 in 2025, slightly above the previous high of $85,320 in 2019.

I would challenge 2.5% is not "slightly "

Not a blow out. But in statistics. Not slightly.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 16, 2026 09:19 AM (beMHv)

-----------------

True.

Now do the rate of inflation over those 6-7 years, especially owing to The AutoPen Empire.

The GAAP National Debt (including Unfunded Liabilities) is well over $300 -- and approaching $400 -- trillion. And we ain't "growing" our way out of it ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 09:24 AM (9bJF6)

These are "real" numbers ie adjusted for CPI.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 16, 2026 09:45 AM (okun6)

388 In sum, the answer is because there are no easy fixes, and everything you list takes years of hard choices, hard work, and clear thinking policy to achieve. The world energy situation is being massively transformed - few understand what a major impact that the Venezuelan agreement will have - but big moved in energy infrastructure always take 2 to 5 years to show up in public perception. No way around that.

One of the biggest reasons we’re in such a mess in so many areas is that for at least 50 years, those in power have been making decisions based on maximizing short term results while ignoring long term consequences. Well the long term is now here, and it’s not going to be fixed by any more short term tinkering.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:46 AM (3oLMy)

389 All the polls say Talarico is winning. What is happening to my state? Do Texans really want this freak for senator? Is my state really turning blue as stated? I am very worried about this and wonder if no one else is concerned.

Posted by: AnnaS at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (ANuwa)

390 I say let's just go ahead and have a big-ass nuclear war and get all this shit over with.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 08:25 AM

Is there such a thing as a small ass one?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Brie Larson - now with fallout.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (FhXTo)

391 343 Saudis Threaten Retaliation After Alleged Houthi Drone Attack On Mecca Crosses "Red Line"

"The security of the Two Holy Mosques and the pilgrims is a red line, and the Joint Forces Command of the coalition will not hesitate to take the necessary ..."

Posted by: SMOD
---

It's a Saudi cover story.
Houthis shot down a Saudi jet.
Houthis said they Never attack holy sites.
Saudi embarrassed about jet shot down by adversary.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:49 AM (3oLMy)

392 All the polls say Talarico is winning. What is happening to my state? Do Texans really want this freak for senator? Is my state really turning blue as stated? I am very worried about this and wonder if no one else is concerned.

Posted by: AnnaS at September 16, 2026 09:47 AM (ANuwa)

Because he isn't actually winning.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 09:51 AM (gLYp7)

393 351 Posted by: creeper at September 16, 2026 09:15 AM (lWAes)

Awesome!
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:23 AM (b4tyc)

You have no idea how awesome he was. The Greatest Generation was even greater than we know and I was incredibly fortunate to have spent twenty years with him. How did our society even produce such men?

Posted by: creeper at September 16, 2026 09:53 AM (lWAes)

394 Continued -

Sierra Times, 'California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi Joins Democratic Women's Caucus In Slamming Trump’s Health and Human Services (HHS) For Plan To Gut Head Start' Published and Last Updated: Wednesday, 16 September 2026

It seems, in part, they sent "a letter to Health and Human Services (HHS) demanding HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. withdraw their proposed rule to gut 90% of Head Start Program Performance Standards (HSPPS) that would increase costs for families and eliminate educational resources women and families rely on. The letter was signed by 87 House Democrats."

Locally, all I saw in the past was a crappy babysitting program, allowing a lot of 'parents' free time.

And, of course, Nancy is still endorsing & campaigning for Connie Chan - already securing her a spot in the upcoming November general election runoff in California - and blocking State Senator Scott Wiener.

Don't forget her, still the lead.

Good day. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

395 >>>The economy is definitely better under Trump. Manufacturing is returning to the US, Iran is on the ropes and it's just a matter of time. And yea, getting rid of illegal and sealing the border is kind of a big deal.

Have a little faith.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

First two years of Reagan, economically, was a bitch.
Fuel was up, business was down. It was tough on business.
It was tough on employment. But we knew, as a country, we
were getting stronger.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:56 AM (3oLMy)

396 Justices with good intentions would do everything possible to safeguard our "sacred right to vote", instead of running out the clock on a fix.

The Monarchy, didn't have any protection from the French revolution

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 10:06 AM (8O9+I)

397 YEAH.
If this is Normal
How could the WAR ON NORMAL PEOPLE not be real?

As the perps look down from the top of the Third Man like ferrise wheel not being bothered a jot when one of those dots way down there stop moving. Up, down, left right all are their playinghings as they pit Man against other men until we exist no more.

Yeah, this is normal.

cTHIEL -- a paradise for their kind.
A world with cities ablaze with bodies littering the streets, where the dead, the Dying, the DISSENTING are carted away to smokestacks that billow wihtout end. cthANDURIL, ctPALANTIR, cthOVENANT -- so much worse that ctHILLARY because Greater Evil always destroys it's maker.

LET'S GO BRANDON.
YOU ARE THE STORM.
Indict Brennan; Free the World.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 16, 2026 10:25 AM (4O8gT)

398 Regarding AI/data centers and electrical usage, the problem is obvious as is the solution: Mandate that the new data centers produce more electricity than they consume and feed the excess electricity to the grid for a nominal fee. Methane fired generation makes the most sense to me for both cost, ease of construction and least importantly pollution concerns.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2026 10:37 AM (JNTt1)

399 Well, it finally happened, twatter kicked me out and wants biometrics to prove i'm a human. Nope. Mostly bummed b/c the people I chat with won't know. So if you're a twitter human mutual, i atent dead.

Posted by: Funsize at September 16, 2026 10:38 AM (3j87q)

400 My goodness and for goodness sake are both blasphemous as only God is good. It's a cheat to not take the Lord's name in vain and should be avoided unless you are a heathen.

**raises hand**

Posted by: That's MISTER Heathen First Class at September 16, 2026 10:53 AM (hmYU4)

401 but not really sad because he had a wonderful long life
--Black Orchid

That's a beautiful thing you said there. You have to reckon that somewhere a crew has been idling, waiting for the last guy to make it back from shore leave, and they will now cast off and lay in a course for the western isles, all together at last.


There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2026 10:59 AM (zdLoL)

402 Jury nullification also stopped the acquittal of Ms. Clancy, so . . .

Posted by: Inkiser at September 16, 2026 11:19 AM (nhS4x)

Daily Tech News 16 September 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: My AI's got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:36 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Happily I would say that my water pump problem seemed to go away. Can't figure out what was wrong or why stopped for a short time

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:39 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Disclaimer: My AI's got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible.

haha

AI cried because AI had no nose

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:40 AM (odBC9)

5 3 Happily I would say that my water pump problem seemed to go away. Can't figure out what was wrong or why stopped for a short time
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:39 AM (Ia/+0)

Oh, yay, Skip!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:40 AM (odBC9)

6 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 16, 2026 04:42 AM (sAmhv)

7 4 Disclaimer: My AI's got no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible.

haha

AI cried because AI had no nose

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:40 AM (odBC9)

But it has no tear ducts either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 04:44 AM (l3cgK)

8 The TechCrunch article that was posted here yesterday--"ClickFix attacks are tricking Mac and Windows users into hacking themselves"--looks like it would affect a very small numbers of users: people who would have the chutzpah to "Open Terminal, Copy this command, and Paste and run" (that group does not include me) but would NOT see that that was dumb.

https://archive.is/Psbpw

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:46 AM (odBC9)

9 Water pumps are a when not if. Have had mine at least 15 years, maybe longer

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:49 AM (Ia/+0)

10 mornin yall. Skip, maybe it's a warning of an impending problem. Got a spare on hand?

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:50 AM (MWfyi)

11 Oxford Essential Quotations

Sadi
ca. 1213
Persian poet

I never complained at the vicissitudes of fortune, nor murmured at the ordinances of Heaven, excepting once, when my feet were bare, and I had not the means of procuring myself shoes.

I entered the great mosque at Cufah with a heavy heart when I beheld a man who had no feet.

I offered up praise and thanksgiving to God for his bounty, and bore with patience the want of shoes.

usually quoted as ‘I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet’

The Rose Garden (125 ch. 3, Tale 19

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

12 Crying because he has no shoes? What a wuss.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:52 AM (MWfyi)

13 Sadi
The Rose Garden ( 1258 ) ch. 3, Tale 19

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

14 Skip, I agree with fd and would take it as a warning. An ounce of prevention is worth a pond of cure applies here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:52 AM (+fpfy)

15 12 Crying because he has no shoes? What a wuss.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:52 AM (MWfyi)

He has feet?

Posted by: Man in Mosque with No Feet at September 16, 2026 04:54 AM (l3cgK)

16 I've got a bunch of older video adapters I don't know what to do with. At the time they came out they were high end, Quadros and assorted gaming types. 10 years old or more. I know they are worth at least seven cents a pound.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:57 AM (MWfyi)

17 finding accidental smiley faces:
1234567890 + close parenthesis:

1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 9) 0)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:03 AM (odBC9)

18 Now try the letters and symbols...
: )

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:05 AM (l3cgK)

19 Actually have a old one that would need the motor replacement but not sure thats doable.
It was a $1G if I remember. I did get a stainless steel one thats down in the pipe. Maybe why its been working for a long time

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:05 AM (Ia/+0)

20 looks like we've spotted the culprit

7) 9)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

21 18 Now try the letters and symbols...
: )
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:05 AM (l3cgK)

I'm looking for a list of these online but I'm not using the right words and no list is turning up.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:07 AM (odBC9)

22
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

23 20 looks like we've spotted the culprit

7) 8 ) 9)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

Why was 6 afraid?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:10 AM (l3cgK)

24 Here's one...

https://tinyurl.com/3a63uvc9

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:12 AM (l3cgK)

25 If my 6, turned out to be 9
I won't mind

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (Ia/+0)

26 23 20 looks like we've spotted the culprit

7) 8 ) 9)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

Why was 6 afraid?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:10 AM (l3cgK)

I don't know. Why?

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

27 24 Here's one...

https://tinyurl.com/3a63uvc9
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:12 AM (l3cgK)

Wow! Thanks.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

28 26 23 20 looks like we've spotted the culprit

7) 8 ) 9)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

Why was 6 afraid?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:10 AM (l3cgK)

I don't know. Why?

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

Because 7, 8, 9... ( Seven ate Nine)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:14 AM (l3cgK)

29 27 24 Here's one...

https://tinyurl.com/3a63uvc9
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:12 AM (l3cgK)

Wow! Thanks.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

Hmm; I don't know. What I'm looking for is a list of accidental emoticons. Like, I type an 8 and a closing parenthesis and, viola, a smiley face is printed, when what I wanted was an 8 and a closing parenthesis.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

30 28 26 23 20 looks like we've spotted the culprit

7) 8 ) 9)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

Why was 6 afraid?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:10 AM (l3cgK)

I don't know. Why?

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

Because 7, 8, 9... ( Seven ate Nine)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:14 AM (l3cgK)

haha

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

31 Video is new on me, I like it

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

32 MIL is having issues this morning and Mrs fd is over there with her now. She won't use her oxygen when she needs it.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:18 AM (MWfyi)

33 >>>What, you ingested all of Reddit

ewww

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:18 AM (odBC9)

34 fd, prayers for your family and an extra special one for Mrs,fd

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:20 AM (+fpfy)

35 29 27 24 Here's one...

https://tinyurl.com/3a63uvc9
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:12 AM (l3cgK)

Wow! Thanks.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:13 AM (odBC9)

Hmm; I don't know. What I'm looking for is a list of accidental emoticons. Like, I type an 8 and a closing parenthesis and, viola, a smiley face is printed, when what I wanted was an 8 and a closing parenthesis.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

There is a site (that I can't find now...Pixy probably knows) that's linked to this one with a list of various commands, like the bracket commands (some features not implemented). It's been years since I went to it, so I no longer remember what it's called...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:23 AM (l3cgK)

36 31 Video is new on me, I like it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

Yeah, that was ok! The album cover suggested maybe otherwise.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:24 AM (odBC9)

37 8 )
B ) B)
D ) D)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:25 AM (l3cgK)

38 : D

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:26 AM (l3cgK)

39 There is a site (that I can't find now...Pixy probably knows) that's linked to this one with a list of various commands, like the bracket commands (some features not implemented). It's been years since I went to it, so I no longer remember what it's called...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:23 AM (l3cgK)

Thanks! I feel like an idiot every time I type an accidental .

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

40 Thank you Ben Had. This has become a regular thing lately. One of the reasons I won't make the MoMe this year. Not the only reason though.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:28 AM (MWfyi)

41 I spent a bunch of time getting the motorhome ready for a trip out West but life has intervened. I saw where Hadrian is going to be there and I will sorely miss meeting him.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (MWfyi)

42
There is a site (that I can't find now...Pixy probably knows) that's linked to this one with a list of various commands, like the bracket commands (some features not implemented). It's been years since I went to it, so I no longer remember what it's called...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:23 AM]/i]

http://smilies.mee.nu/

h/t to Mindful WebWorker

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (AMvSw)

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (AMvSw)

44 >>>AI will get on with killing us all, but first it has some scented candles to sell us, below cost. (SFGate)

I guess the guy who wrote that article was paid per word.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:31 AM (odBC9)

45 42
There is a site (that I can't find now...Pixy probably knows) that's linked to this one with a list of various commands, like the bracket commands (some features not implemented). It's been years since I went to it, so I no longer remember what it's called...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:23 AM]/i]

http://smilies.mee.nu/

h/t to Mindful WebWorker
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (AMvSw)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:31 AM (odBC9)

46 Man in Orlando survives crash on way to wedding. His fiancé and he get married in hospital. "Faithpot" site:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxskvb9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:31 AM (JrHfD)

47 Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:18 AM

Prayers for your MIL and your wife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:34 AM (JrHfD)

48 fd, you willl be missed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:34 AM (+fpfy)

49 I think AI will try to pick us off one at a time rather than go for mass extinction.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:34 AM (MWfyi)

50 And I will miss seeing everyone again. It's like the best family reunion ever.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:36 AM (MWfyi)

51 Israel has stepped in to save the Saudi's ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:37 AM (+fpfy)

52 43
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (AMvSw)

Helloooooo, down there in the barrel, AltonJackson!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:38 AM (odBC9)

53 David Suchet reads a psalm of praise-Psalm 33:

https://tinyurl.com/548fxx6e

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:41 AM (JrHfD)

54 His fiancé and he get married in hospital.

So a plane crash is not an excuse. Noted. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:41 AM (lXoJ5)

55 Hi Pixy,

If you don't mind, what level of usage do you subscribe to?

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 05:41 AM (kK7U2)

56 For Claude.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 05:41 AM (kK7U2)

57 "Ukrainians are now stocking up on semiautomatic shotguns to take out Russian drones"

Sounds good. I would do that too.

But then a retarded jernalist had to add this:

"Thus has a gun based on the old-school blunderbuss technique found a new place in 21st century warfare. "

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:42 AM (MWfyi)

58 "At least I'm not that schmuck" is kind of a terrible moral stance....

It's finding solace another's misfortune. Bad juju. Just because you dress it up in sympathetic makeup doesn't make it less crummy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:42 AM (Ot/FD)

59 58 "At least I'm not that schmuck" is kind of a terrible moral stance....

It's finding solace another's misfortune. Bad juju. Just because you dress it up in sympathetic makeup doesn't make it less crummy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:42 AM (Ot/FD)

Maybe not solace but a reality check.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:48 AM (odBC9)

60 Just read an article at the Epoch Times about the nation of Palau and the problem they are having with West Taiwan. When the Palauan President was discussing their country's claim to a continental shelf, the Chinese diplomat actually said "Palau was a small country that shouldn’t have so much ocean."

China is asshoe.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:50 AM (lXoJ5)

61 Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:41 AM (lXoJ5)

A plane crash might be. This was a car crash. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 05:50 AM (JrHfD)

62 I was sad I didn't have a GAU-8 but then I met a man who only had a modern day blunderbuss.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:50 AM (MWfyi)

63 Here's a Christian twist on the sentiment:

There is a 19th-century tradition tracing to Bradford the idiomatic "There but for the grace of God go I" as an expression of humility and reliance on God's grace rather than his own morality. The editor of The Writings of John Bradford, Aubrey Townsend, notes this in his preface:

The familiar story, that, on seeing evil-doers taken to the place of execution, he was wont to exclaim, "But for the grace of God there goes John Bradford", is a universal tradition which has overcome the lapse of time.

Wikipedia

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:51 AM (odBC9)

64 "Thus has a gun based on the old-school blunderbuss technique found a new place in 21st century warfare. "

Was his name Kuntzman by any chance?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:52 AM (lXoJ5)

65 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 16, 2026 05:52 AM (2Ez/1)

66 A plane crash might be. This was a car crash. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Not sure why I thought plane. Not enough coffee perhaps.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:52 AM (lXoJ5)

67 Maybe not solace but a reality check.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 05:48 AM (odBC9)

I guess it's the story after the story that makes the difference.

Does he walk away feeling better about himself and ignore the other guy completely, or does he realize his own problems are trivial and do something tangible to help the other guy?

Obviously the latter is probably the point of the story. But... you know... i'm just a rotten bastard who assumes everything else is also rotten. So pay me no mind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 05:56 AM (Ot/FD)

68 Everybody in the ME is turning on us. }

Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 05:58 AM (8jVAy)

69 Sigh

Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 05:59 AM (GbONR)

70 Deborah Conway has quite a nice voice and the instrumental musi behind it is fine. However the cover picture is very off putting to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 06:00 AM (JrHfD)

71 OK, either this is a First World Problem or I am becoming even more of a grouchy old man.

For our anniversary, my wife got me a gift card for Jos. A Bank so I can replace the dress shoes that United thoughtfully lost for me. I got the survey and was filling it out and asked her for feedback.

The service itself was good but one of the salespeople behind the counter was in jeans and a t-shirt. You'd kind of expect them to make an attempt to look dressed up.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:03 AM (lXoJ5)

72 You'd kind of expect them to make an attempt to look dressed up.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:03 AM (lXoJ5)

Just getting a warm body to show up to work at all wearing any kind of clothes is becoming a small miracle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 06:05 AM (Ot/FD)

73 Not implying that people are turning up in droves to work in their birthday suits. I mean.... oh, you know what I mean.

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 06:06 AM (Ot/FD)

74 Just getting a warm body to show up to work at all wearing any kind of clothes is becoming a small miracle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I remember having a rather bad day at work and the boss asked me how I was doing.

"I'm wearing pants. Be grateful." was my response. Thankfully he was accustomed to dealing with me.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:06 AM (lXoJ5)

75 The United Methodist Church is rolling out a new program designed to equip congregations with solar panel installations and sustainability training.

Given the problems that the Methodists have been having as of late, I'm not quite convinced that this is the thing to focus on.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:08 AM (lXoJ5)

76 74 Just getting a warm body to show up to work at all wearing any kind of clothes is becoming a small miracle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I remember having a rather bad day at work and the boss asked me how I was doing.

"I'm wearing pants. Be grateful." was my response. Thankfully he was accustomed to dealing with me.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:06 AM (lXoJ5)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)

77 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 06:10 AM (Hbeqj)

78 66 Not enough coffee perhaps.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 05:52 AM (lXoJ5)

That's kinda evergreen!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:11 AM (odBC9)

79 68 Everybody in the ME is turning on us. }

I believe that ship sailed from the Coast of Tripoli quite a long time ago. But if by "us" you expand to western civilization, then I'd put the date farther back: about 600 AD.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:11 AM (zZxsY)

80 Happily I would say that my water pump problem seemed to go away. Can't figure out what was wrong or why stopped for a short time
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:39 AM (Ia/+0)

The alien slug stopping it up morphed and is now gestating in your closet.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 06:11 AM (g8Ew8)

81 42 There is a site (that I can't find now...Pixy probably knows) that's linked to this one with a list of various commands, like the bracket commands (some features not implemented). It's been years since I went to it, so I no longer remember what it's called...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 05:23 AM]/i]

http://smilies.mee.nu/

h/t to Mindful WebWorker
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (AMvSw)

Pixy, could this get posted in a sidebar on the site?

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:13 AM (odBC9)

82 "There but for the grace of God go I"

Used to work with someone who, upon hearing of another person's difficult situation, would frequently reply "Sucks to be you."
I think it was some kind of defense mechanism as a substitute for empathy. But my psychology degree involved cereal box tops and US postage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:22 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Evening to the late toilers (I almost typed "tilers") and early risers on this Woden's Day.

My second mother-in-law -- the hot one -- used to say, "I'm built backwards: My nose runs and my feet smell!"

It's 84 F. this morning, I don't wanna know the heat index, and here I am thinking of going for a walk-only workout. "Thinking" being the main word here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:23 AM (wzUl9)

84 Many a pulpit has warned of Gog and Magog as the coming of the apocalypse and the end of time. The preach it as a scary thing. The Muslims embrace it. The Shia have a special belief in that total war, but the Sunni also are at war with the west to the death.

There is no peace here. It's time to embrace the war.

Let the Four Horseman ride. The Rider of the White horse comes after.

Or, in my agnostic way of thinking, it's time we took this outside.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:24 AM (zZxsY)

85 82 "There but for the grace of God go I"

Used to work with someone who, upon hearing of another person's difficult situation, would frequently reply "Sucks to be you."
I think it was some kind of defense mechanism as a substitute for empathy. But my psychology degree involved cereal box tops and US postage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:22 AM (2Ez/1)

I say--sometimes out loud!--"Sucks to be me" when I'm out walking and something irritating happens: like, a parked car pulls out at the last second right into my path or someone on a cellphone suddenly stops right in front of me on a sidewalk. Makes me laugh instead of getting irritated.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:26 AM (odBC9)

86 Three year old in Texas helps her mother during an emergency. SunnySkyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/4dwztjez

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 06:26 AM (JrHfD)

87 84 Many a pulpit has warned of Gog and Magog as the coming of the apocalypse and the end of time. The preach it as a scary thing. The Muslims embrace it. The Shia have a special belief in that total war, but the Sunni also are at war with the west to the death.

There is no peace here. It's time to embrace the war.

Let the Four Horseman ride. The Rider of the White horse comes after.

Or, in my agnostic way of thinking, it's time we took this outside.
Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:24 AM (zZxsY)

wut

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:27 AM (odBC9)

88 I mean this current circus. I hope we learn that the world generally hates the US and has since 1492. If I could, I would go back in time and kill Moe.

Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 06:31 AM (8jVAy)

89 I dimly recall a Batman comic of the early Sixties, or perhaps a Fifties reprint, in which a gigantic flying robot called "Magog" is threatening Gotham City. Or maybe there were two of them, a Gog and a Magog. Despite his rep as Sherlock Holmes in a cape and mask, Batman often got up to some outlandish science-fictional escapades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)

90 82 "There but for the grace of God go I"

Used to work with someone who, upon hearing of another person's difficult situation, would frequently reply "Sucks to be you."
I think it was some kind of defense mechanism as a substitute for empathy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:22 AM (2Ez/1)

That sounds like flat-out empathy to me.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:32 AM (odBC9)

91 Wolfus, what will you get rid of today?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:34 AM (2Ez/1)

92 If I could, I would go back in time and kill Moe.
Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 06:31 AM (8jVAy)

I couldn't see Shemp or Curley doing his job.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:36 AM (1Ff7Z)

93 Heroes & Icons is back to showing episodes of The Rebel and Trackdown with Robert Culp as a Texas Ranger at 5:00 and 5:30 Central respectively. I've seen the complete run of them from back when H & I ran them in the '16-'19 period; there were only two seasons of each, I think. Good stuff in the half-hour format.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)

94 I mean this current circus. I hope we learn that the world generally hates the US and has since 1492. If I could, I would go back in time and kill Moe.
Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 06:31 AM (8jVAy)

Nooo! I enjoyed watching the Three Stooges.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 06:37 AM (g8Ew8)

95 m,

Earlier commenter said the the entire ME is turning on us. I replied that basically that's not present tense. They Muslims have been against us since Mohammed wrote down his treatise of war, the Koran, around 600 BC.

My follow up means it's time to take off the gloves and wage total war on Islam. Crusades III. The Return of the Templar. And so on.

The bible references are from Revelations, but I guess you knew that.

To "take it outside" means to fight, but I guess you know that too.

However, if total war is not desirable against Islam, I'd settle for making China pay market price for oil.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:38 AM (kK7U2)

96 Wolfus, what will you get rid of today?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026


***
Some books; a slew of empty spray bottles from under the kitchen and bathroom sinks; an ancient CD-ROM that says "Cat Pics." Maybe my remaining videotapes. How's that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

97 Is there any way to turn off an auto-play video at a youtube website?

I've been going to Leaflit's site every morning, and the video at the top starts playing. Which is her right! But I would like to make that stop.

https://tinyurl.com/56c4zxsu

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:39 AM (odBC9)

98 I gotcha Accomack. You put a smiley. Maybe you see it as a good thing. It might be, or it might not be. But it's inevitable if the west is to survive.

The feminists despise the so-called patriarchy, but they'd happily accept the Communo-Islamic one.

They have been and are stealing our women. We need to put a stop to that. This is a very, very large war we are in already.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:41 AM (kK7U2)

99 Some books; a slew of empty spray bottles from under the kitchen and bathroom sinks; an ancient CD-ROM that says "Cat Pics." Maybe my remaining videotapes. How's that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

Have you ever taken a real inventory of things like that you've kept, but know you'll probably never look at them again? I'm starting to get the feeling I might as well throw them out. No one will care about pictures my grandparents took. My kids don't know who any of those people are.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

100 100

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

101 The feminists despise the so-called patriarchy, but they'd happily accept the Communo-Islamic one.

They won't admit it but they want to be dominated and Islam provides.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 16, 2026 06:42 AM (lXoJ5)

102 95 m,

Earlier commenter said the the entire ME is turning on us. I replied that basically that's not present tense. They Muslims have been against us since Mohammed wrote down his treatise of war, the Koran, around 600 BC.

My follow up means it's time to take off the gloves and wage total war on Islam. Crusades III. The Return of the Templar. And so on.

The bible references are from Revelations, but I guess you knew that.

To "take it outside" means to fight, but I guess you know that too.

However, if total war is not desirable against Islam, I'd settle for making China pay market price for oil.
Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:38 AM (kK7U2)

Aha. Thank you for that context.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:42 AM (odBC9)

103 Some books; a slew of empty spray bottles from under the kitchen and bathroom sinks; an ancient CD-ROM that says "Cat Pics." Maybe my remaining videotapes. How's that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:38 AM

A good start. Last year I gave a box of videos to a friend who converts old media formats to digital. Recently he gave me a thumb drive containing it all. Today I'll review it and sort it to appropriate folders on the external hard drive I'm compiling.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:44 AM (2Ez/1)

104

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 16, 2026 06:44 AM (SRdv/)

105 98 I gotcha Accomack. You put a smiley. Maybe you see it as a good thing.
Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:41 AM (kK7U2)

I believe that Accomack's smiley face was an accident:

68 Everybody in the ME is turning on us. }
Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 05:58 AM (8jVAy)

69 Sigh
Posted by: Accomack at September 16, 2026 05:59 AM (GbONR)

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:45 AM (odBC9)

106 Profile
2018 film directed by Timur Bekmambetov

Is a great movie.

And:
In 2004, Bekmambetov wrote and directed Night Watch (2004), a Russian fantasy film based on the book by Sergey Lukyanenko.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:45 AM (kK7U2)

107 54 degrees this morning, on its way to 75 later on. "Perfect" is the word of the day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 06:45 AM (YLfAR)

108 Yeah, that's why I threw in maybe. I appreciate the link to smiley.mee.nu, I wish I knew the bracket codes or whatever text formatting the blog uses. I don't post enough though, so it doesn't matter. This is a special thread and today is an unusual day for me.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:47 AM (kK7U2)

109 108 This is a special thread
Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:47 AM (kK7U2)

They're all special!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

110 Western anime tourists would be supportive of you killing MOE.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 06:48 AM (2GVsD)

111 Have you ever taken a real inventory of things like that you've kept, but know you'll probably never look at them again? I'm starting to get the feeling I might as well throw them out. No one will care about pictures my grandparents took. My kids don't know who any of those people are.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

Then sit down with your kids and tell them who those people are. Give your kids some family history and plant some roots. My parents did it, and even if I'd never them, they became part of my life's story.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 06:49 AM (g8Ew8)

112 They're all special!


Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

Then no one is.

Posted by: Dash Parr at September 16, 2026 06:49 AM (1Ff7Z)

113 Watching an online ad for AI where they pitched "use it to quickly start a company!", I realized that most people have no desire to start a business. Most want to work for someone else who will bear all those burdens, of planning, of supervision, of making payrolls. Yet another flaw in Marxism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 06:50 AM (OhBRn)

114 112 They're all special!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

Then no one is.
Posted by: Dash Parr at September 16, 2026 06:49 AM (1Ff7Z)

Some are more special than others.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 06:52 AM (odBC9)

115 Then sit down with your kids and tell them who those people are. Give your kids some family history and plant some roots. My parents did it, and even if I'd never them, they became part of my life's story.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 06:49 AM (g8Ew

I can do that, but there are literally hundreds of photos and dvds we've created over the last few decades that it would take years to go through them all. At my age it doesn't seem a task I can undertake.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

116 Anna Puma's work has led me to wonder, can AI image and animation be used to create pictures and videos featuring Mo? Yes, her work is beautiful and it's not against the terms of use, but I wonder if creating images/video of Mo violates terms of use of the major AI image creation sites.

More usefully, I need to find a local model to run that does image creation.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:52 AM (kK7U2)

117 A school bus just rolled by. Do children catch school bus rides at 6:50 AM? Seems unlikely, but there it is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 06:52 AM (OhBRn)

118
I saw where Hadrian is going to be there and I will sorely miss meeting him.
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 05:30 AM (MWfyi)


That's very kind of you, but the anticipation trumps the reality. Just a fat, old, deaf guy who is remarkably inarticulate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 06:53 AM (eRlcH)

119 OE: can you make a video of these things? Lay them out, shoot the video, narrate it? I mean you could select out what you think is representative if you really have a bunch. You could also hire some cheap help to help you with the work. If that still exists in the USA (legally). The cheap part.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:54 AM (kK7U2)

120 A school bus just rolled by. Do children catch school bus rides at 6:50 AM? Seems unlikely, but there it is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 06:52 AM (OhBRn)

Kid starts at 7a. Doesn't need a bus, but her school has one. First pick up is around 6a because drop off opens at 6:30.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:54 AM (1Ff7Z)

121 Nobody at the mosque would give the man shoes.

These are not Christians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 06:56 AM (36x1j)

122 It's ridiculous. Elementary school started, back in the day, at 9:00am.

This all for the convenience to the teachers and admin. Not for the students or their parents.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 06:58 AM (36x1j)

123 school bus just rolled by. Do children catch school bus rides at 6:50 AM? Seems unlikely, but there it is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026


***
I see them at this time of year before it gets light. So much for "Daylight Saving Time will save the chirrens from going to school in the dark!!!" line.

Some schools go on the platoon system, I understand, a morning group and an afternoon. Not sure. I know I used to be stuck behind school buses even at 5:30 in the afternoon, and I thought schools let out at 3:15.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

124 Doing work related paperwork scuppered my participation in the Tech News thread this morning.

I've gotta get to work, will catch up later.

(G'morning Horde!)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

125 OE: can you make a video of these things?

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 06:54 AM (kK7U2)

There are plastic tubs full. Too much of a mountain to go through. There are photos of people I don't even know. I'd take them to those shredding companies, but they charge too much.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 06:59 AM (1Ff7Z)

126 pixyware has a few smilies. Can't remember his site though






Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 06:59 AM (rje/a)

127 124 Doing work related paperwork scuppered my participation in the Tech News thread this morning.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

Sad.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 07:00 AM (odBC9)

128 I have many photo albums. I doubt the kids want them. I should sit down a scan the good photos into .jpg files. My cheap scanner and old computer would be painfully slow.

Any recommendations?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026 07:00 AM (36x1j)

129 I missed again....

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 07:01 AM (rje/a)

130 It's ridiculous. Elementary school started, back in the day, at 9:00am.

This all for the convenience to the teachers and admin. Not for the students or their parents.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 16, 2026


***
My grammar school started at 8:45 and let out at 3, but we had a fifteen-minute recess at 10:20, and a lunch that was a full hour. In jr. high and high school, I think homeroom started at 8:45, we had six classes of :55 each with five minutes between, an hour's lunch (two shifts, so not everybody went at the same time), and got out at 3:15.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

131 Oops! Time to feed the ravening furballs!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2026 07:03 AM (wzUl9)

132 My husbands headstone is finally done and will be placed today. My name is on it as well with date of death to be filled in later. It will be a bit unnerving to see my name on a headstone..........

Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2026 07:05 AM (j/yko)

133 Many a pulpit has warned of Gog and Magog as the coming of the apocalypse and the end of time.

Those crazy Dispensationalists...

According to the Bible, not John Hagee:
Magog was one of the seven sons of Japeth; Japeth was one of three of Noah's sons. Gog is a descendant of the Magog tribe. Josephus and other scholars place the Magog tribe descendants with the Scythian people north of the Black Sea.

Pretty sure that the audience Ezekiel was writing to didn't require Bible Codes to decipher the prophecy's meaning.

Apparently the people of Magog were notoriously rebellious to God because historic Jewish interpretations and Christian amillennial reading of this as a generic collective of terrifying enemies of God as the nomadic horse people of the north who had a reputation of appearing suddenly and disappearing suddenly in the form of terrifying invasions. So Ezekiel's imagery was probably to set this idea into his audience's mind and heart.

Take it from there if you wish to compare to Rev 20 where the demonic forces that the Apostles chained during their ministry are release for a short time just before The End

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:07 AM (NzX/y)

134 Then sit down with your kids and tell them who those people are. Give your kids some family history and plant some roots. My parents did it, and even if I'd never them, they became part of my life's story.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 16, 2026 06:49 AM

I'm considering doing something like StoryWorth.
I sure wish my grandparents had done something like that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 07:08 AM (2Ez/1)

135 It's a good thing for the tech lords that all their boasting about LLMs being actual intelligence is total bullshit.

Because if you forced a sentient being to read all of reddit, it would be a prosecutable offense, not much different from locking up someone in a rape dungeon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:11 AM (BI5O2)

136 Posted by: Molly k. at September 16, 2026 07:05 AM (j/yko)

Sorry about the death of your husband. May God strengthen and comfort you and as long as your headstone doesn't have today's date you're good to go.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 07:13 AM (JrHfD)

137 I'm considering doing something like StoryWorth.
I sure wish my grandparents had done something like that.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 07:08 AM (2Ez/1)

I've done a little search on find a grave because I needed to verify a set of dates and the spelling of a name. Going through mom's side, I can go back to someone in 1577 in northern Britain. There are stories that FG is unreliable because anyone can add to your line.

Anyway, geneticists say that after about two to three generations, you have nothing from your ancestors anyway. So, although you can trace your line back that far, they really don't have any genetic connection to you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 07:13 AM (1Ff7Z)

138 Ok, since this is the Tech Thread, I'll mention this tip.

Put your emergency contact information on your phone's lock screen. I did so by typing it up in a large font and printing it. Then I took about six photos of the page with the text at different positions in the photo. I used each as the wallpaper for the lock screen until I had one that wasn't blocked by widgets.

This way if I'm lying in a ditch, or even just lose my phone, when someone pushes the button they see the contact's phone number and email.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

139 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY)

140 Anyway, geneticists say that after about two to three generations, you have nothing from your ancestors anyway. So, although you can trace your line back that far, they really don't have any genetic connection to you.

I think you are referring to "distinctives" unless you propose that new DNA just appears out of nowhere. Things like eye color and attached ear lobes probably are diluted away in accordance to Mendel's Genetic laws.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:18 AM (/TiS1)

141 G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY)

And that's it. No donuts, no drinks....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 07:19 AM (1Ff7Z)

142 133 Many a pulpit has warned of Gog and Magog as the coming of the apocalypse and the end of time.

Those crazy Dispensationalists...

....

In Pixy's content, which I actually do read, OpenAI is trying to get ChatGPT to be less of a dick. Grok is the worst. I mean it's terrible, and I hate talking to it. I cancelled my subscription. It runs out tomorrow, thank God.

Any way, what I said there was true, so if you head down to Amazing Grace Baptist Church, you can speak there to them about there sermons. I stopped going a lot time ago...

Too many contradictions in the Bible.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 07:19 AM (kK7U2)

143 Put your emergency contact information on your phone's lock screen. I did so by typing it up in a large font and printing it. Then I took about six photos of the page with the text at different positions in the photo. I used each as the wallpaper for the lock screen until I had one that wasn't blocked by widgets.


That is a lot of work to avoid the built-in First Responder screens: Under Settings → Safety and Emergency, enter the stuff. 1st Responders can wake the phone, swipe to the PIN/password screen, Tap Emergency Call and then tap View Medical Info.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:22 AM (PVBkQ)

144 People buy subscriptions to these awful AI things?
No thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 07:22 AM (JrHfD)

145 I think you are referring to "distinctives" unless you propose that new DNA just appears out of nowhere. Things like eye color and attached ear lobes probably are diluted away in accordance to Mendel's Genetic laws.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:18 AM (/TiS1)

I haven't gone that far into it. I just remember seeing some YT vids a few months ago talking about the subject. Usually a family tree site or something.

I would say without any scientific evidence of my own, that the person who died in Durham in 1577 probably wouldn't look like me and would probably not have looked like his direct male relative from 1066.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 16, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

146 133 Apparently the people of Magog were notoriously rebellious to God because historic Jewish interpretations and Christian amillennial reading of this as a generic collective of terrifying enemies of God as the nomadic horse people of the north who had a reputation of appearing suddenly and disappearing suddenly in the form of terrifying invasions.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:07 AM (NzX/y)

...

Posted by: m at September 16, 2026 07:25 AM (odBC9)

147 That is a lot of work to avoid the built-in First Responder screens: Under Settings → Safety and Emergency, enter the stuff. 1st Responders can wake the phone, swipe to the PIN/password screen, Tap Emergency Call and then tap View Medical Info.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:22 AM

In my Johnny Carson voice:

I did not know that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

148 JJS is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 07:26 AM (NcvvS)

149 Hello, I must be going.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2026 07:27 AM (Q/FnY)

150 Any way, what I said there was true, so if you head down to Amazing Grace Baptist Church, you can speak there to them about there sermons. I stopped going a lot time ago...

Understood. The American Religion has largely replaced Christianity and has taken the name and wearing Christianity's reputation as a skin suit.

It isn't internal contradictions you are witnessing, its downright rejection, on their part to convey the Truth's of Scripture because the Bible's doctrines conflict greatly with what Americans want their god to be.

e.g. Seeker Sensitive is antithetical to Doctrines of Grace.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 07:27 AM (PVBkQ)

151 I don't know bro. The Amazing Grace Baptist Church, for all it's flaws, does it's very best to read, understand, and follow the Bible. You can call them stupid if you want, but Bible Believers, they certainly are, even if the misunderstand it.

I reject the Bible as anything super literal. But, for the most part, I like the values and think they are good for people. There's just not enough valuing on Smiting Unto Thine Enemies in Christianity for me.

I let my Strong's Greek and Hebrew Concordance, or whatever it was called. go, long ago.

Soon enough I will convert to Catholicism for convenience.

Good day.

Posted by: meh at September 16, 2026 07:32 AM (kK7U2)

152 I'm conveniently divided into 31 chapters.
You can read one each day of the month!

Posted by: The Book of Proverbs at September 16, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)

153 @126/Will Robinson: "pixyware has a few smilies. Can't remember his site though"

AltonJackson already covered the link at #42.

Also of use is the "Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide" (a Style Guide):
https://tinyurl.com/4k6mn9bs

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 16, 2026 09:48 AM (O7YUW)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:04 PM (l3cgK)

155 Noice. Thanks!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:05 PM (l3cgK)

156 My AI has no tail!
How do you know when it’s happy?
It stops biting me!

Posted by: WestCoastRich at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (9RuAt)

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