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Cutting taxes is always...ALWAYS...a good idea. The leviathan needs to be fed to live, and cutting taxes decreases what our feckless and cowardly legislators can spend.

Except...it doesn't. they are happy to spend money we don't have, simply by borrowing from the world. And $40 trillion later, that is one hell of a bill coming due.

Trump Says He Is Considering Suspending Federal Gas Tax

In an Oct. 5 post on Truth Social, he said, "What's driving up Gasoline is no longer the Strait of Hormuz, because Record Numbers of Barrels are coming out now on an almost daily basis, but the word, 'Refineries,' where Russia's are being blown up by Ukraine, and where ours are being closed up, in Blue States, like California."

The federal gas tax is 18.4¢/gallon, which yielded about $25 billion in 2025. That's not a small amount of money, but the economic benefit of cheaper gasoline might make up for some of that tax loss.

As for the refinery crisis in America? Yes, and we should have been building them for the last 40 years, but thanks to the watermelons in almost every state, and onerous and restrictive federal regulation, building a refinery is a huge undertaking. California has been closing refineries since the 1980s, and America has lost about 10 refineries just this decade!

Perhaps President Trump can nationalize the recently closed refineries in California in the interest of national security. And fast-track the expansion of existing refineries and the building of more in red states that are amenable to high-paying jobs.

To be fair, American refineries have become more efficient and have expanded production significantly, so the raw number looks worse than it is. But spreading production around the country is a good idea, simply to make sabotage of our refining capacity a more complex operation.

And of course the delightful bonus of stick a thumb in the eye of the rabid environmentalist left never gets old!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. And if you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow me it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

2 OH

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (rOKnE)

3 Perhaps President Trump can nationalize the recently closed refineries in California in the interest of national security. And fast-track the expansion of existing refineries and the building of more in red states that are amenable to high-paying jobs.

"We're better than that!" -Average GOP critter.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (jjoN6)

4 CBD, I've culled the otters.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (hG5L0)

6
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (iqcvy)

7 >>And of course the delightful bonus of stick a thumb in the eye of the rabid environmentalist left never gets old!


Heh.

Old and busted California candidate: Trump is making CA gas prices go up because reasons!

New Hotness: Trump may eliminate a gas tax, now it's your turn, hon!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (rOKnE)

8 Mad Max.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (5zJcS)

9 Nothing stops a big man quicker than a thumb in the eye!

Posted by: Bobby " The Brain" Heenan at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (EdP2u)

10 A reduction in the Federal tax will help, but most of the tax here in the People's Republik of Kalifornia is State tax...seeing gasoline at over $6.50/gal now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (l3cgK)

11 CBD, I've culled the otters.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM


Don't tell nurse about that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 11:04 AM (/C5Rl)

12 Rubio is giving the Mother of All Speeches now in Athens

he's come a long way since the Water Bottle Incident

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at October 08, 2026 11:05 AM (4OHfz)

13 Guv Braun has suspended the Gas Tax in Indiana and extended it a couple of times. $3.60 /gal, give or take.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 08, 2026 11:05 AM (2CeDH)

14 EV's would solve all that.

Posted by: Leftist with an EV and no sense at October 08, 2026 11:05 AM (RORbl)

15 The tax here in Commiefornia is $ 1.24 a gallon

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (3eXFR)

16 $25 billion in 2025.


That could be recouped by eliminating fraud.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (Sco7b)

17 Perhaps President Trump can nationalize the recently closed refineries in California in the interest of national security. And fast-track the expansion of existing refineries and the building of more in red states that are amenable to high-paying jobs.

"We're better than that!" -Average GOP critter.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (jjoN6)
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Let me ask Mitch McConnell about that idea.

Posted by: John Thune at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (3ZBdr)

18 building a refinery is a huge undertaking

It is, but even worse than that is that its construction spans enough years for a change in the national government. What is OK under the GOP is anathema under the Democrats, especially where Oil & Gas is involved. Ever since that golden-boy light-worker jerked the permit for Dakota Gas, major companies have been damned leery of accumulating hundreds of billions of dollars in sunk costs, only to have their permit jerked on a whim by the Democrat-in-office.

That's what killed the nuclear power industry, and that is what is killing the Oil & Gas industry.

Posted by: NeighSayer at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (bufu1)

19 14 EV's would solve all that.

Posted by: Leftist with an EV and no sense at October 08, 2026 11:05 AM (RORbl)

Especially in the heat and cold. And Kalifornia, where our electric grid can't hardly handle a heat-wave...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (l3cgK)

20 Perhaps President Trump can nationalize the recently closed refineries in California in the interest of national security. And fast-track the expansion of existing refineries and the building of more in red states that are amenable to high-paying jobs.

"We're better than that!" -Average GOP critter.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (jjoN6)
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But they are dirty things!

Posted by: Thumb Tillis at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (3ZBdr)

21 Gas prices here in my neck of SE KS have been a yo-yo recently, with increases and decreases of up to 30-40 cents.

Nice to see Trump make that suggestion. I don't recall him saying that before, though I may have just missed it.

I can't recall hearing any Dem suggest it, or suggesting that any state suspend its own gas tax even temporarily. So much for their concerns about affordability.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 08, 2026 11:07 AM (q3u5l)

22 If it’s just blue states closing refineries why haven’t red states picked up the slack? You’d think Texas and Louisiana would be building them as fast as they can to make up for capacity shut down in California.

I get it takes some time to build refineries. But California has been shutting them down for years.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:08 AM (T+9ay)

23 CBD: Offering the slick musings of a refined simian to a barrel full of crude grease monkeys. A bit too oily in the moining for my preferences, but hey...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 11:09 AM (I0N4X)

24 That's what killed the nuclear power industry, and that is what is killing the Oil & Gas industry.
Posted by: NeighSayer at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM
And America, just as they planned.

Posted by: Eromero at October 08, 2026 11:09 AM (5zJcS)

25 How many decades does one think it'd take to build a new, modern refinery today? State of the art.

It'd likely have to be under a (R) administration or several to even approach completion.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2026 11:09 AM (RORbl)

26 Let me ask Mitch McConnell about that idea.
Posted by: John Thune


I recommend against speaking to the dead.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 11:09 AM (jjoN6)

27 >>> 22 If it’s just blue states closing refineries why haven’t red states picked up the slack? You’d think Texas and Louisiana would be building them as fast as they can to make up for capacity shut down in California.

I get it takes some time to build refineries. But California has been shutting them down for years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:08 AM (T+9ay)

Because the shitstain commies created the EPA, like so many other feralgov agencies, to prevent states from acting independently of one another.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3mtzY)

28 And refineries have suffered some fires of mysterious origin in recent years, closing even more capacity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3ZBdr)

29 >>> 28 And refineries have suffered some fires of mysterious origin in recent years, closing even more capacity.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3ZBdr)

Coincidence!!!



Like so many other things in recent years...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3mtzY)

30 Average car is driven 12K miles a year and average mpg is 25. Which means the average driver spends less than $100 a year in federal gas tax.

All else being equal sure I’d rather not give that $100 to the govt. But it’s a drop in the bucket in the overall scheme of things.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:11 AM (T+9ay)

31 Trump Says He Is Considering Suspending Federal Gas Tax

Lord, I hate this sort of pandering. Either do it or don't. Stop telegraphing your punches. And who's to guarantee that the next Dem administration won't just reverse the suspension? Or, more likely, a judge will rule Trump has no authority to suspend the tax and he'll back down, just as he did with pulling the MFM passes.

I hate sales tax or gas tax "holidays." It reinforces the idea that the State has the right to decide how much of your money it will allow you to keep. And it begs the question: if you can afford to give me a tax holiday, why can't you afford to eliminate the tax completely?

More bukakke theater for the rubes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2026 11:11 AM (qRla/)

32 Refineries must, of necessity, be built close to their major market. They have one major input, crude oil, which can be conveniently delivered by pipeline. But their output is a wide range of motor fuel, aviation fuels, and lubricants, which mostly get get trucked or railed to their users.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 11:12 AM (quk5M)

33 23 CBD: Offering the slick musings of a refined simian to a barrel full of crude grease monkeys. A bit too oily in the moining for my preferences, but hey...
Posted by: muldoon

I take your comment literally, and personally.

Posted by: Crude Monkey With Grease Coating at October 08, 2026 11:13 AM (EdP2u)

34 22 If it’s just blue states closing refineries why haven’t red states picked up the slack? You’d think Texas and Louisiana would be building them as fast as they can to make up for capacity shut down in California.

I get it takes some time to build refineries. But California has been shutting them down for years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Manufacturing a commodity is a low profit rate business is why. For the most part, the US does not export fuel (and until Trump and fracking, we did not export LNG or oil either. So producing for the domestic market is a competitive exercise that yields a low profit rate versus finding and exploiting new oilfields, investments into other fuels, etc. So investment always goes to whatever the CEO, board, and stockholders think is going to be the next big thing yielding above normal profit rates than mundane crap. Same reason power companies don't spend a lot investing in electrical network improvements, gas companies on building new pipelines, etc.

Low margin business that is only competitive with other investment choices when interest rates are rock bottom.

That is why Trump wants US interest rates down in part.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)

35 30 Average car is driven 12K miles a year and average mpg is 25. Which means the average driver spends less than $100 a year in federal gas tax.

All else being equal sure I’d rather not give that $100 to the govt. But it’s a drop in the bucket in the overall scheme of things.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:11 AM (T+9ay)

Then there can be no objection to doing this very minor thing.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 11:13 AM (RaFl0)

36 I buy my lubricants by the quart can.

Posted by: Asstroglide Pete at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (EdP2u)

37 Kalifornia: 63.4¢/gal starting July 1, 2026 is State excise...the 18.4¢/gal Fed excise is not a huge part of the total tax...and the tax isn't even a huge part of the total cost of gas here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (l3cgK)

38 Because the shitstain commies created the EPA, like so many other feralgov agencies, to prevent states from acting independently of one another.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3mtzY)

That was Nixon.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (sDWtc)

39 36 I buy my lubricants by the quart can.

Posted by: Asstroglide Pete at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (EdP2u)

Oil, baby, baby oil!

Posted by: P. Diddy at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (l3cgK)

40 >>> 34

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Manufacturing a commodity is a low profit rate business is why. For the most part, the US does not export fuel (and until Trump and fracking, we did not export LNG or oil either. So producing for the domestic market is a competitive exercise that yields a low profit rate versus finding and exploiting new oilfields, investments into other fuels, etc. So investment always goes to whatever the CEO, board, and stockholders think is going to be the next big thing yielding above normal profit rates than mundane crap. Same reason power companies don't spend a lot investing in electrical network improvements, gas companies on building new pipelines, etc.

Low margin business that is only competitive with other investment choices when interest rates are rock bottom.

That is why Trump wants US interest rates down in part.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)

How do these fcking retards think they're going to sell a product they can't produce?

... oh right, MBAs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:16 AM (3mtzY)

41 There is no need to build refineries....there are more than enough mothballed facilities already sitting on the ground if there was will and money to restart them.

Posted by: daggit at October 08, 2026 11:16 AM (k0lwl)

42 Let me ask Mitch McConnell about that idea.
Posted by: John Thune at October 08, 2026 11:06 AM (3ZBdr)

Get in line, homo.

Posted by: Thom Tillis at October 08, 2026 11:18 AM (sDWtc)

43 Lord, I hate this sort of pandering. Either do it or don't. Stop telegraphing your punches. And who's to guarantee that the next Dem administration won't just reverse the suspension? Or, more likely, a judge will rule Trump has no authority to suspend the tax and he'll back down, just as he did with pulling the MFM passes.

I hate sales tax or gas tax "holidays." It reinforces the idea that the State has the right to decide how much of your money it will allow you to keep. And it begs the question: if you can afford to give me a tax holiday, why can't you afford to eliminate the tax completely?

More bukakke theater for the rubes.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Black and white fallacy does not make for good politics which is why libertarians get their ass handed to them in elections. Some people, particularly those in driving type jobs, are hurting from high fuel prices, so any amelioration of their pain makes them more favorable to retaining GOP in office. And these are generally the productive sort, not the layabouts.

Politics is as much about emotion as it is about logic and deduction.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:18 AM (E4rtv)

44 Part of the problem with building new refineries, or even keeping old ones operational, is the massive size of these things. I don't think people realize how big a refinery is.

There's one in NJ that's not even a big one relatively speaking, but it covers almost 1500 acres. That's about 1,200 football fields.

These are yuge complexes that cost billions to develop and probably decades to complete.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

45 But their output is a wide range of motor fuel, aviation fuels, and lubricants, which mostly get get trucked or railed to their users.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 11:12 AM (quk5M)


Also, I believe, sulfur for sulfuric acid.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM (sDWtc)

46 41 There is no need to build refineries....there are more than enough mothballed facilities already sitting on the ground if there was will and money to restart them.
Posted by: daggit

Don't want those facilities in my neighborhood. Hate the smell of mothballs.

Posted by: Charles Camphor, Esq. at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM (EdP2u)

47 >>Politics is as much about emotion as it is about logic and deduction.

The entire Democrat Party is built on emotion.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)

48 The gas tax was last updated in 1993. Adjusted for inflation18 cents then would be 45-50 cents today, depending on what measure of inflation is used.

So really we’ve had a yuuuge gas tax cut over the last 33 years keeping it at a constant amount.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:20 AM (T+9ay)

49
Talarico in rehab? Ducking an October surprise attack? Rumors are swirling.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 11:20 AM (OkYzo)

50 >>> 38 Because the shitstain commies created the EPA, like so many other feralgov agencies, to prevent states from acting independently of one another.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:10 AM (3mtzY)

That was Nixon.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (sDWtc)

So? Dipshit should have vetoed it (or never raised the idea, or claimed credit, whatever it was). Which group of *voters*, his or McGovern's, were more excited about this, and OSHA and #)%(&*^#* price controls? Are normal people or commies more supportive of it now?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:20 AM (3mtzY)

51 Mama Hated Diesels, So Bad.

Posted by: Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen at October 08, 2026 11:21 AM (EdP2u)

52 Walking back or outright eliminating some of the stupid mandated alterations to basic motor fuel would lower costs, and permit some of the mothballed refineries to reopen, too. Shitcan the "ultra-low sulfur" Diesel requirement, for one. And the oxygenate requirement for gasoline. Stick with the "no lead" requirement, because preserves the catalytic converters that make the oxygenate requirement unnecessary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 11:21 AM (quk5M)

53 The entire Democrat Party is built on emotion.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM

The party of angry white women/wine moms.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 11:22 AM (OkYzo)

54 And refineries have suffered some fires of mysterious origin in recent years, closing even more capacity.

To be fair, a lot of them have been traced to genuine fuckups too. The US Chemical Safety Board has a YouTube channel where they post extremely detailed computer-animated recreations of industrial-scale stupidity. One of the better uses of our tax money.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 11:22 AM (2ocoG)

55 How do these fcking retards think they're going to sell a product they can't produce?

... oh right, MBAs.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Oil is a global market now that US oil can be sold abroad again. Fuel is not currently.

But it is consistent that investment money (which is discretionary spending) will go to what the mgmt/owners/etc think will bring the highest yield. Or in bad times, not be invested at all. Contra Keynes, it is investment increase or lack thereof that drives business cycles--not consumers or government.

And that is also why during Dem administrations, they shut down facilities like in CA that are running at a loss currently. You can only run a factory at a loss for so long before you close it. Future CA environmental laws kicking in made it almost impossible to run a refinery in CA so the companies figured you cannot fight City Hall and folded.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

56 49
Talarico in rehab? Ducking an October surprise attack? Rumors are swirling.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 11:20 AM (OkYzo)

Rehab for him would involve the Texas Civil Commitment Center.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 11:23 AM (RaFl0)

57 >>> 54 And refineries have suffered some fires of mysterious origin in recent years, closing even more capacity.
==
To be fair, a lot of them have been traced to genuine fuckups too. The US Chemical Safety Board has a YouTube channel where they post extremely detailed computer-animated recreations of industrial-scale stupidity. One of the better uses of our tax money.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2026 11:22 AM (2ocoG)

An increasing number of genuine fuckups is a sign of other problems, such as lowering standards for various reasons (not just DIE, but avoidance of hurting fee-fees and such like).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (3mtzY)

58 There are only 128 refineries in the US....supply side ecoonomics would tell you that even if there was a total abundance of oil, the refinery bottleneck would keep prices high.

Build nuclear. Build refineries.

Posted by: Jeff Carter at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (amOjK)

59 Maybe Talarico got the Russian plague.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (T+9ay)

60 Also, I believe, sulfur for sulfuric acid.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM (sDWtc)

Mostly stripped out of "sour" natural gas. I remember seeing huge bricks of sulfur adjacent to gas plants in Alberta. Imagine an entire low-rise shopping mall made of solid sulfur. Like that. All been sold off, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (quk5M)

61 Talarico in rehab? Ducking an October surprise attack? Rumors are swirling.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2026 11:20 AM


Coke-fueled orgy on Fire Island? Just asking questions, people.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (/C5Rl)

62 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (amcLV)

63 >>The party of angry white women/wine moms.

I'm expecting many shrieking articles from angry white women after the Trump administration announced today they are going after people who for years have been discriminating not just American workers but white male Americans in particular.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:26 AM (viF8m)

64 The incentives aren’t there to open refineries. The energy companies have been under attack by Democrats. By the time those new refineries open a lot of the companies theorize that Democrats will make an already thin margin, a loss.

They’ve said this many times. But vote for Democrats, you guys.

BTW, Do the math. Even is the raw material (bbl) is $90, that’s only $2.14 a gallon for the raw material (standard 42 gallons bbl). The current average gas price is $4.35.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (nILj/)

65 59 Maybe Talarico got the Russian plague.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (T+9ay)

His campaign said he had the flu and had to go to ER but is fine and raring to go with those debates.. The ones on CNN, MSNBC they arranged... I made that part up but they did say they agreed to 5 and Paxton said no...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (TeC7T)

66 44 Part of the problem with building new refineries, or even keeping old ones operational, is the massive size of these things. I don't think people realize how big a refinery is.

There's one in NJ that's not even a big one relatively speaking, but it covers almost 1500 acres. That's about 1,200 football fields.

These are yuge complexes that cost billions to develop and probably decades to complete.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

So, they are like data centers...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (tOcjL)

67 >>> 63 The party of angry white women/wine moms.
==
I'm expecting many shrieking articles from angry white women after the Trump administration announced today they are going after people who for years have been discriminating not just American workers but white male Americans in particular.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:26 AM (viF8m)

Which I'm sure the sooper genius HR bints and friends *bragged* about, in emails to one another.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (3mtzY)

68 entire Democrat Party is built on emotion.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:19 AM

The party of angry white women/wine moms.
Posted by: Frank Barone

How dare you exclude us H8er?

Posted by: LBGTQQQ+++ at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (T+9ay)

69 If it’s just blue states closing refineries why haven’t red states picked up the slack? You’d think Texas and Louisiana would be building them as fast as they can to make up for capacity shut down in California
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Both TX and LA are still loaded with "not until I wet my beak" Republicans and RINOs.

I mean, Cornyn and Cassidy weren't the choice of conservatives, they were the choice of the Party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 11:28 AM (3cUTc)

70 Mama Hated Diesels, So Bad.
Posted by: Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen
______

And your daddy hated that hot rod Lincoln.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2026 11:28 AM (JzUSu)

71 52 Walking back or outright eliminating some of the stupid mandated alterations to basic motor fuel would lower costs, and permit some of the mothballed refineries to reopen, too. Shitcan the "ultra-low sulfur" Diesel requirement, for one. And the oxygenate requirement for gasoline. Stick with the "no lead" requirement, because preserves the catalytic converters that make the oxygenate requirement unnecessary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

From my understanding--oxygenates in fuel stem not from need but from the archaic in tech terms, Clean Air Act of early 1990's. OBD-II computers basically obliterated the need for it due to a better ability to adjust fuel intake for different temperatures to prevent smog and other nasty byproducts.

MTBE was the original oxygenate used until we found it was leaking into water supplies with ill effects and then they started on our current ethanol crap which persists due to corn farmers and at the time, nat sec ideas when we imported oil from abroad of keeping a domestic source of energy. Not really needed now by my understanding.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

72 I'm expecting many shrieking articles from angry white women after the Trump administration announced today they are going after people who for years have been discriminating not just American workers but white male Americans in particular.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:26 AM (viF8m)

Does this mean my local Post Office staff will no longer look like a Star Wars Fag Cantina during happy hour?

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at October 08, 2026 11:29 AM (pa/M5)

73 “ they are going after people who for years have been discriminating not just American workers but white male Americans in particular.”

So basically every single corporation with an HR department in the country?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:30 AM (T+9ay)

74 Perhaps President Trump can nationalize the recently closed refineries in California in the interest of national security. And fast-track the expansion of existing refineries and the building of more in red states that are amenable to high-paying jobs.



===

and then give every tax paying citizen a share!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 11:31 AM (AKptf)

75 >>Which I'm sure the sooper genius HR bints and friends *bragged* about, in emails to one another.

I have no doubt that years of being able to legally discriminate against white men is how we ended in a place where liberal white women are elevating Clancy to martyr status. Every problem in their lives is somehow the fault of evil white men.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

76 65 59 Maybe Talarico got the Russian plague.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (T+9ay)

His campaign said he had the flu and had to go to ER but is fine and raring to go with those debates.. The ones on CNN, MSNBC they arranged... I made that part up but they did say they agreed to 5 and Paxton said no...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (TeC7T)

You know who gets "the flu"?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 11:31 AM (RaFl0)

77 Sure.

Nationalize all blue State refineries. Then, break ground on as many and more in red States.

Then shut down all the nationalized Blue state refineries and harvest them for parts and personnel at the new facilities.

Like the Soviets did to East Germany.

I also suggest blowing up the Hoover dam to further starve the West Coast of water and power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2026 11:31 AM (BI5O2)

78 73 “ they are going after people who for years have been discriminating not just American workers but white male Americans in particular.”

So basically every single corporation with an HR department in the country?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:30 AM (T+9ay)

I was wondering why NCIS replaced a long time black actor with a long time returning white actor...and then launched their NY show with 4 definite white people, 1 maybe white person (never know if they gets points b/c someone is 1/4 something) and LL Cool J as the lone black actor...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 11:32 AM (tOcjL)

79
You’d think Texas and Louisiana would be building them as fast as they can to make up for capacity shut down in California.

I get it takes some time to build refineries. But California has been shutting them down for years.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:08 AM (T+9ay)

______________

Oil companies are understandably leery of tying up enormous amounts of capital for a commodity production subject to regulatory whims. Much easier to debottleneck existing plants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 11:32 AM (eRlcH)

80 Nice. From zerohedge. Most of my coworkers in Ohio were from India. In retrospect, those should have been Americans.

First, US ⁠Vice President JD Vance ​said on Thursday that the ‌federal government is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using an H-1B visa as it accuses the company of fraud.

“If you do the math, for every worker that Microsoft laid off, they replaced that worker with one and a half foreign indentured servants,” said Vice President JD Vance in a White House news conference announcing the decision.

Secretary of Labor Keith ​Sonderling added that some of ⁠the largest ⁠IT firms ⁠in the ​world would also be suspended ​from that ⁠program, including Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCO and Capgemini, as well ⁠as Adobe.

Microsoft did not immediately respond to ⁠a request for comment.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 08, 2026 11:32 AM (Sco7b)

81 DEI retardation came in with hussein oblama

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 11:32 AM (AKptf)

82 76 65 59 Maybe Talarico got the Russian plague.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:25 AM (T+9ay)

His campaign said he had the flu and had to go to ER but is fine and raring to go with those debates.. The ones on CNN, MSNBC they arranged... I made that part up but they did say they agreed to 5 and Paxton said no...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (TeC7T)

You know who gets "the flu"?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 11:31 AM (RaFl0)

Awfully early in the season for flu...and awfully long for a relatively healthy young male to be down with it...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 11:33 AM (tOcjL)

83 Only way for a straight white male to get ahead is to start a business. In corporate America there is no future.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:33 AM (T+9ay)

84 Currently, my two favorite copes from the left are:

"well, our voters are going to show up on Election Day. Trump's threats to use the USPS scared them away from early voting and voting by mail."

and

"well, the reason pollsters are having such a difficult time reaching conservative and rural voters is because they're not planning on voting. so the polls are actually accurate."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (3cUTc)

85 Part of the problem with building new refineries, or even keeping old ones operational, is the massive size of these things. I don't think people realize how big a refinery is.

There's one in NJ that's not even a big one relatively speaking, but it covers almost 1500 acres. That's about 1,200 football fields.

These are yuge complexes that cost billions to develop and probably decades to complete.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

So, they are like data centers...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 08, 2026 11:27 AM (tOcjL)
____

Significantly larger than most existing datacenters, although the newest "super" AI datacenters (mostly those in proposed staged only) are bigger.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (iFTx/)

86 MTBE was the original oxygenate used until we found it was leaking into water supplies with ill effects and then they started on our current ethanol crap which persists due to corn farmers and at the time, nat sec ideas when we imported oil from abroad of keeping a domestic source of energy. Not really needed now by my understanding.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

Yes, the oxygenate requirement is an anachronism. No longer "needed" to protect the environment. They reduce the energy content of the fuel, meaning you have to burn more of it to get the same miles. And cause the fuel to be costlier to make. Shitcan the oxygenate requirement, and you would get cheaper gasoline, and more miles per gallon using it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (quk5M)

87
Talarico in rehab? Ducking an October surprise attack? Rumors are swirling.
Posted by: Frank Barone


Measuring the curtains.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (Cqx++)

88 47 >>Politics is as much about emotion as it is about logic and deduction.

The entire Democrat Party is built on emotion.
Posted by: JackStraw
=======
Have to use a bit of both in politics or in life itself as politics is a human endeavor in where people can rightly disagree about means and ends in a society.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (E4rtv)

89 Secretary of Labor Keith ​Sonderling added that some of ⁠the largest ⁠IT firms ⁠in the ​world would also be suspended ​from that ⁠program, including Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCO and Capgemini, as well ⁠as Adobe.


==

Huge!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (AKptf)

90 First, US ⁠Vice President JD Vance ​said on Thursday that the ‌federal government is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using an H-1B visa as it accuses the company of fraud.

—

Gee a company with an Indian CEO only hired Indians? I’m fucking shocked man.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 11:35 AM (T+9ay)

91 80 Microsoft did not immediately respond to ⁠a request for comment.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 08, 2026 11:32 AM (Sco7b)

=======

There's also a new $70,000 fee to use OPT for an individual that's being proposed (it'll go through the standard rule-making process so it survives court challenges on APA grounds).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 11:35 AM (1kJuV)

92 tech companies been doing it for the last 27 years, the h1-b fraud

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 11:36 AM (AKptf)

93 There's also a new $70,000 fee to use OPT for an individual t

===

another huge fraud highway

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 11:37 AM (AKptf)

94 >>"well, the reason pollsters are having such a difficult time reaching conservative and rural voters is because they're not planning on voting. so the polls are actually accurate."

I saw a clip from CNN where they were showing the packed turnout from the Trump rally in San Antonio yesterday. The host asked the guest why there so many people there when the polls show Talarico doing well.

The guest, not a conservative, said "Well, some times the polls are wrong.".

No way, really?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 11:37 AM (viF8m)

95 84 Currently, my two favorite copes from the left are:

"well, our voters are going to show up on Election Day. Trump's threats to use the USPS scared them away from early voting and voting by mail."

and

"well, the reason pollsters are having such a difficult time reaching conservative and rural voters is because they're not planning on voting. so the polls are actually accurate."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 11:34 AM (3cUTc)

=======

All while turnout is down for Democrats in OH, MI, NC, and GA in early voting.

It's really down in black districts.

I think some combination of factors have scared the ballot harvesting regime (both legal and illegal, depending on the state) into standing down. A few key arrests and convictions over the last year, USAID funding (short for the whole fed grant system), and election monitors Harmeet Dhillon promised.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 11:37 AM (1kJuV)

96 The refinery shortage will become acute when we begin to extract the petro products from Venezuela. Unless refineries are built there with direct shipments to the US.

This is probably one of the reasons we haven't leveled Iran's petro infrastructure. We'll need it until (if) we get more domestic production capacity online.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2026 11:38 AM (RORbl)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rockwell Cobbler1.jpg

Cobbler Studying Doll's Shoe
Norman Rockwell

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 I have several Norman Rockwell collector's plates hanging in my kitchen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

4 Very sweet! I like it!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

5 What is happening?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

6 Put on your glasses to fix that one.

Fascinating detail in this painting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (fcuif)

7 Very sweet and nice color contrasts as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (JrHfD)

8 Lots of interesting detail, would hang.

Posted by: Bryce at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (quNtV)

9 Nice painting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (h6CE+)

10 Dammit.

Well, at least it was Sponge and not Elric.

Congrats, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

11
Congrats, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

12 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!

Posted by: Des O'Connor, 1970 at October 08, 2026 09:33 AM (EdP2u)

13 I wouldn't have pegged this as a Rockwell. Doesn't look like his usual style, somehow.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

14 Cobbler's shoes are in great disrepair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

15 Hello Shoeman.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 08, 2026 09:34 AM (bR6qe)

16 Hobson's Choice is an excellent movie if you are a fan of Shoecentric Entertainment.

Posted by: A Young Mrs. Fawlty Is In It at October 08, 2026 09:35 AM (EdP2u)

17 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

Comment check out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

18 He's gonna hang on to that shoe and let his little brownie helpers fix it overnight.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

19 We can help this guy.

Posted by: Brothers Grimm at October 08, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

20 How many miles did that doll walk in those shoes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

21 Fun fact I learned as a docent at a historical house that had once been owned by a cobbler and served as his shop:

In the old days, there were no left or right shoes. You bought two straight shoes that would conform to your feet over time. Sounds painful, but that's the way they did it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

22 Let the cobbler stick to his last.

Posted by: Pliny the Elder at October 08, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

23 Hobson's Choice is an excellent movie if you are a fan of Shoecentric Entertainment.
Posted by: A Young Mrs. Fawlty Is In It

My wife introduced me to that flick. It's one of our favorites.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

24 14 Cobbler's shoes are in great disrepair.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

Those are slippers...
And yes, that's often the way it goes. The auto-mechanics' car is often not in the best shape...because he's busy fixing everybody elses' cars.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

25 We lived in a shoe!

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at October 08, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)

26 How many miles did that doll walk in those shoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)


Five. Hun-dred. Miles.

And - Five. Hun-dred. More.

Posted by: The Proclaimers at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (W6UZk)

27 Arabs are constantly throwing shoes.

Posted by: Flip-Flopper at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (EdP2u)

28 26 How many miles did that doll walk in those shoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

Five. Hun-dred. Miles.

And - Five. Hun-dred. More.

Posted by: The Proclaimers at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (W6UZk)

And still wouldn't walk a mile for a camel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (l3cgK)

29 I like The Cobbler's shoes/slippers

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (r7+Q7)

30 Arabs are constantly throwing shoes.
Posted by: Flip-Flopper

Banging them is much more effective.
-- Zombie Khrushchev

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

31 Good morning Horde! Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Buck at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (fiwzq)

32 I guess cobblers didn't make a whole lot of money back then.

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

33 He's a cobbler of the Old School.

Posted by: The Old School Needs A New Roof. at October 08, 2026 09:41 AM (EdP2u)

34 27 Arabs are constantly throwing shoes.

Posted by: Flip-Flopper at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (EdP2u)

https://youtu.be/Vq_UmKyPRl0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (l3cgK)

35 The doll was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (hdmCJ)

36 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (ptJRT)

37 26 How many miles did that doll walk in those shoes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

Five. Hun-dred. Miles.

And - Five. Hun-dred. More.

Posted by: The Proclaimers at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (W6UZk)

And still wouldn't walk a mile for a camel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (l3cgK)

At least it's not The Christmas Shoes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

38 30 Arabs are constantly throwing shoes.
Posted by: Flip-Flopper

Banging them is much more effective.
-- Zombie Khrushchev

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

Better than a toaster?

Posted by: Toaster F**kers Union at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (l3cgK)

39 12 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!
Posted by: Des O'Connor, 1970 at October 08, 2026 09:33 AM (EdP2u)

Aglet the dust settle before the shoe puns run wild.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (r7+Q7)

40 I always liked this one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (/C5Rl)

41 Five. Hun-dred. Miles.

And - Five. Hun-dred. More.

Posted by: The Proclaimers at October 08, 2026 09:39 AM (W6UZk)

And still wouldn't walk a mile for a camel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:40 AM (l3cgK)

The Proclaimers knew nothing of the magic of addition.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (XUHiS)

42 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!
Posted by: Des O'Connor, 1970

Those shoes were built to last!

(HeyOhhhhh!)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (ptJRT)

43 Brevity is the sole of wit.

Posted by: Polonius at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (EdP2u)

44 39 12 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!
Posted by: Des O'Connor, 1970 at October 08, 2026 09:33 AM (EdP2u)

Aglet the dust settle before the shoe puns run wild.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (r7+Q7)

And lace up the puns nicely, please.

Posted by: Toaster F**kers Union at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

45 What about The Red Shoes?

Posted by: Kate Bush at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (XUHiS)

46 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.
Posted by: Tonypete

The elves are moved into the cookie business. Humans were forced to take up the slack.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

47 45 angels want to wear them.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

48 off appliance-loving sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

49 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!
Posted by: Des O'Connor

Sole inheritor to the family business.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (h6CE+)

50 46 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.
Posted by: Tonypete

The elves are moved into the cookie business. Humans were forced to take up the slack.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

I thought the elves' tree was chopped down by spotted owls

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

51 Young lady, both you and the doll need a shower.

Posted by: Cobbler Joe at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (hdmCJ)

52 43 Brevity is the sole of wit.
Posted by: Polonius at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (EdP2u)

I don’t think that is how it goes.

Posted by: The Bard at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (XUHiS)

53 a prodigious application of ol' paint squeezins would be quite affectatious.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

54 What about The Red Shoes?
Posted by: Kate Bush

Ah, that beautiful redhead...sigh...

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

55 Moira Shearer was the ultimate yummy in The Red Shoes.

Posted by: Hubba Hubba!! at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

56 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.
Posted by: Tonypete

Those are Keeblers and they make cookies, yum.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (q7PvL)

57 2 sis was copy editor for bradford exchange.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

58 46 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.
Posted by: Tonypete


Hiring elves on the cheap to get around strict labor laws.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (XUHiS)

59 *Sole inheritor to the family business.*

What a heel.

Posted by: Oh, no... at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (hdmCJ)

60 Moira Shearer was the ultimate yummy in The Red Shoes.
Posted by: Hubba Hubba!!

Yep. Sigh...

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

61 The area between the cobbler's lower legs is dark and lacking detail, but to me it looks like he didn't remove the man's shoe from his foot before working on it.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

62 Caption::

"No...no, Francine, you silly girl. it's not possible to snort enough ketamine off the sole of this shoe to get high.

What you need is a big snorting boot. Like the one I have here."

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (YSUhf)

63 Fire last night in the cobbler's shop.



400 soles were lost.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

64 Very cute painting. Rockwell was so talented.

Posted by: Tuna at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (lJ0H4)

65 Sole Survivor, Asia’s conceptual song about making it as a cobbler.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (XUHiS)

66 I thought the elves' tree was chopped down by spotted owls
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

They wanted all the cookies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM (h6CE+)

67 59 *Sole inheritor to the family business.*

What a heel.
Posted by: Oh, no...

Will it last?

Posted by: Groan at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (hdmCJ)

68
Yes, dear, I can make it for you in Hot Flash Pink; come back in two weeks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (ixS3i)

69 We gotta give the boot to these footwear puns.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

70 Most of you Morons got the $90 from Trump and wear Velcro Shoes.

Posted by: Hoveround Sales and Service at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (EdP2u)

71 13 ya, like the details are a little soft.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

72 I wasn't aware that human cobblers made or repaired shoes. I thought is was elves that came during the night to help out.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM


Elves is shoes. You want any tailoring done, it's all mice these days, mate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (/C5Rl)

73 I know fuck all about art, really, but Rockwell really sticks out to me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (XUHiS)

74 Do other people think Norman Rockwell was a serious artist? I certainly do. And he was amazingly prolific when it came to producing art.

Posted by: Ralph at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (8WZD4)

75 Sole Survivor, Asia’s conceptual song about making it as a cobbler.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (/C5Rl)

76 70 Most of you Morons got the $90 from Trump and wear Velcro Shoes.
Posted by: Hoveround Sales and Service at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (EdP2u)

New Balance makes Velcro shoes?

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (XUHiS)

77 70 Most of you Morons got the $90 from Trump and wear Velcro Shoes.

Posted by: Hoveround Sales and Service at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (EdP2u)

Slip-ons.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (l3cgK)

78 His paintings always tell a story.
So talented!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (rOKnE)

79
Hiring elves on the cheap to get around strict labor laws.
Posted by: Cow Demon


* tap *
* tap *
* tap *

Elves are the go-to source for all tap dancing shoes

That is all.

* tap *
* tap *
* tap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (ixS3i)

80 i would like to go to holland. wooden shoe?

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

81 Stop looking between my legs.
The shoe is up here.

Posted by: The cobbler at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (hdmCJ)

82 Caption:

"Look, I'm a Cobbler. Just like the sign outside says.

I make nice baked fruit-filled desserts. Sorta like pies.

Why do you crazy people keep giving me shoes!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (YSUhf)

83 I can conjure up the smell of a cobbler's shop just by thinking about it.

Posted by: Yes, I'm Aged at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (EdP2u)

84 Peach cobbler is the El Supremo Cobbler of cobblers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

85 75 Sole Survivor, Asia’s conceptual song about making it as a cobbler.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (/C5Rl)

Hey, I SANG that song, "Sole Survivor"...

Posted by: Michael Bolton's Hair at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (l3cgK)

86 79
Hiring elves on the cheap to get around strict labor laws.
Posted by: Cow Demon

* tap *
* tap *
* tap *

Elves are the go-to source for all tap dancing shoes

That is all.

* tap *
* tap *
* tap *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:48 AM (ixS3i)

The tap code

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (XUHiS)

87 What a thoroughly delightful and effective painting! The colors are soft, earthy, and comfortable. Rockwell's use of illumination from the oil lamp is brilliant. Every prop and feature is designed to emphasize a gentle, grandfatherly feel: his literal carpet slippers, cushion on the bench, his age. The contrast between the work boot he is repairing compared to the tiny doll's shoe is both poignant and humorous.

What makes the painting is the little girl's expression and posture. This is a serious matter. A doll is a real person and should be properly attired, so she brought the matter to a professional like any mother would with her child's shoe. The entire painting is sweet, nostalgic, and relaxing to view. Completely enjoyable.

I recall as a kid some older ladies who decorated their homes with framed covers of Rockwell's magazine covers. It was all they could afford. They would have loved this one.

Posted by: JTB at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

88 Even her doll had shoes? Fancy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

89 I can conjure up the smell of a cobbler's shop just by thinking about it.
Posted by: Yes, I'm Aged

Leather and shoe polish.

Posted by: Tuna at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)

90 We gotta give the boot to these footwear puns.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

Has anyone mentioned Hush Puppies shoes yet?

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

91 82 Caption:

"Look, I'm a Cobbler. Just like the sign outside says.

I make nice baked fruit-filled desserts. Sorta like pies.

Why do you crazy people keep giving me shoes!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 09:49 AM (YSUhf)

Yeah, we're travel agents, but get the weirdest requests...

Posted by: Kinki Travel Service Co., Ltd. at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (l3cgK)

92 T
69 We gotta give the boot to these footwear puns.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:47 AM

Toe the line.

Posted by: Make it stop! at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (hdmCJ)

93
Has anyone mentioned Hush Puppies shoes yet?
Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

No but you should.

Posted by: Basset hounds at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (XUHiS)

94
Hoveround Sales and Service


How many seasoned citizens died during the filming of your "Hoveround Square Dance on the South Rim of the Grand Canyon" commercial, killer?

"And, go!"

* whirring motors, followed by "Aieeeeeeeee!" *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (ixS3i)

95 CBD, excellent picture choice today. Thanks so much.

Posted by: tubal at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar8)

96 Carpet slippers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (XeU6L)

97 The cobbler looks like a real peach.

Posted by: Hangry Here at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (EdP2u)

98 I love this!
So sweet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (1TCIS)

99 21 what was i reading long ago where the narrator spoke of his job as a wearer of new shoes to break them in for the actual buyer?

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:51 AM (Bep7s)

100
Apple fritters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (ixS3i)

101 >>Hiring elves on the cheap to get around strict labor laws.


Heh, thinking about the elves in "Fatman."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (rOKnE)

102 El Sayed has a problem...

In a 2012 HuffPost essay written shortly after Obama won reelection, El-Sayed — who said he had voted for him — accused the president of failing to deliver the “hope and change” that defined his 2008 campaign. “This leader has perpetuated war, violated our civil liberties, deported more people from our shores than any other president before him, and the list of his failures goes on,” he wrote.

“That memory will serve not as a reminder of the history we made that night – but of the silly emotions of a naïve young man who didn’t understand that hope and change required more than flowery prose and a winning smile,” El-Sayed wrote of Obama’s first election. “I have little hope because there has been less change.”

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (gLYp7)

103 We're tapped out.

Posted by: The elves at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (hdmCJ)

104 garrett has some ruffled clothing like that!

Posted by: Hollywood Fashion Plate at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (EdP2u)

105 24 mom used to say the cobbler's children had no shoes.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

106
I have several Norman Rockwell collector's plates hanging in my kitchen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


* sound of plate crashing and breaking *

"Well, one fewer now..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:53 AM (ixS3i)

107 Electronic billboard courtesy of something called “Puff Patriot”

We were promised:

No new wars

Lower prices

How’s that working out?

(I love hearing whiny isolationists crying. It makes me smile.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:53 AM (XUHiS)

108 In other art news, Shrek got busted for sending unsolicited pictures to his state senator
tinyurl.com/yc8rr9nu

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 09:53 AM (sDWtc)

109 100
Apple fritters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:52 AM (ixS3i)

The Bestest!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:54 AM (l3cgK)

110 New Balance makes Velcro shoes?
Posted by: Cow Demon

It wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:54 AM (h6CE+)

111 The Apple of Her Father's Eye - a limerick

For a certain little girl named Molly Beech
The price of shoe repair was out of reach
The Cobbler said, "Let's see,
I can fix 'er up for free!"
She said. "Thanks Mister Cobbler. You're a peach!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)

112 >>We're tapped out.
Posted by: The elves


Need time off to heel?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:54 AM (rOKnE)

113 mom used to say the cobbler's children had no shoes.
Posted by: cmeat

He knows how they're made and would never subject his children to that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 08, 2026 09:54 AM (q7PvL)

114 If you bind the ladies feet, you can save on leather later.

Posted by: Ancient Chinee Secret at October 08, 2026 09:55 AM (EdP2u)

115

Yeah, we're travel agents, but get the weirdest requests...
Posted by: Kinki Travel Service Co., Ltd.


Tell us about it

-- TheRapists, LLC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:55 AM (ixS3i)

116 No, Todd! You've crossed up the finishing lines and now we have 50 gross of fudge striped saddle shoes.

Effin' Todd!

Posted by: Line Boss Elf at October 08, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

117 Pea soup fog on the water today.

All the boats are toot toot tooting at each other.

So lovely.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 09:56 AM (1TCIS)

118 El Sayed has a problem...
=====

Nothing this guy says is real. He is as manufactured as Obama.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

119 117 Pea soup fog on the water today.

All the boats are toot toot tooting at each other.

So lovely.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2026 09:56 AM (1TCIS)

Is it a DISMAL FOG?

Posted by: Slayer at October 08, 2026 09:57 AM (XUHiS)

120 >> mom used to say the cobbler's children had no shoes.

Because the cobbler is back-clogged?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:57 AM (rOKnE)

121 "Cobbler, heel thyself!"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)

122 Bulgar, Saw your comment about getting woozy yesterday perhaps from dehydration. I knew someone who was on border between prediabetic and diabetic. Took such great care that sometime her test strip number would suddenly drop to between 65 and 80. Suddenly woozy and weakkneed. Started to carry a sweet for emergency purposes.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (yTvNw)

123 Is he mocking us by not mocking art?

Posted by: Modern Art at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (f4oEt)

124 78 His paintings always tell a story.
So talented!

Every picture tells a story. Don't it?

Posted by: Rod Stewart at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (HcoTw)

125 100
Apple fritters!


If you want to know how good a donut place is, order one of those.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (jjoN6)

126 Talafreako is similarly fake.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (XUHiS)

127 Nothing this guy says is real. He is as manufactured as Obama.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

Which is why watching one of his own interns scream in his face yesterday was so rewarding for me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (gLYp7)

128 My family was so poor during the Depression, I could only scavenge one shoe and one boot to wear. The kids in school called me "Shoebooty". Still hurts to this day.

Posted by: Archie bunker at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (EdP2u)

129 >>"Cobbler, heel thyself!"


Just the tip. . . ?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)

130 Went searching for cobbler rhymes:

“Cobbler Cobbler, mend my shoe”Lyrics

Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe.
Get it done by half past two.
Half past two is much too late.
Get it done by half past eight.
Stitch it up and stitch it down.
And I’ll give you half a crown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2026 09:59 AM (XeU6L)

131
Has Talafreako returned from hiding out yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 09:59 AM (ixS3i)

132 'It's like a shoe. But so much smaller.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

133 124 IMO, Rockwell is one of the best
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (/enuJ)

You've seen me dancing to Rasputin?

Posted by: Sam Rockwell at October 08, 2026 10:00 AM (wVcYX)

134 Norman Rockwell is the best American genre painter who ever lived. He's up there with Jan Steen.

The Museum of Modern Art once did an exhibit of all of his Saturday Evening Post covers....mementos of an earlier, more innocent time.

There was a punk couple browsing the exhibit. Leather jackets with chains, mohawks, facial piercings, the whole bit.

And they were smiling and chuckling at the displays of human nature just like the elderly lady nearby (me).

Posted by: vivi at October 08, 2026 10:00 AM (37r7s)

135
'It's like a shoe. But so much smaller.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD


"It's like a hot dog. But so much smaller."

-- Sum Dum Guy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)

136 Cheerleaders in pleated skirts and saddle shoes!

Posted by: Those Were the Days at October 08, 2026 10:01 AM (EdP2u)

137 100 pops called his "apple betty."

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

138 39 12 She was only the shoemaker's daughter, but she was ready to give her awl!
Posted by: Des O'Connor, 1970 at October 08, 2026 09:33 AM (EdP2u)

Aglet the dust settle before the shoe puns run wild.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 08, 2026 09:42 AM (r7+Q7)
==========
I'm a gonna tie this one off right here.

Posted by: A real heel at October 08, 2026 10:01 AM (JNTt1)

139 134 Norman Rockwell is the best American genre painter who ever lived. He's up there with Jan Steen.

The Museum of Modern Art once did an exhibit of all of his Saturday Evening Post covers....mementos of an earlier, more innocent time.

There was a punk couple browsing the exhibit. Leather jackets with chains, mohawks, facial piercings, the whole bit.

And they were smiling and chuckling at the displays of human nature just like the elderly lady nearby (me).
Posted by: vivi at October 08, 2026 10:00 AM (37r7s)

LOL. Punks dressed up with chains, mohawks and leather jackets is a hallmark of a simpler, more gentle time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (Y/06r)

140 Cobbler Studying Doll's Shoe
Norman Rockwell

Best Normal Rockwell Art: "Cobbler Studying Doll's Shoe, this Norman Rockwell painting, appeared on the cover of The Literary Digest published April 30, 1921.

This illustration was Rockwell's twenty-fifth picture featured on the cover of The Literary Digest.

Rockwell artwork was featured on the cover of The Digest twelve times just in 1921. A Rockwell cover was published once a month just on this one magazine alone."
----
The detailing is wonderful, as are the models, but something about the painting is unsettling. (An instance where a dog may have helped.)

Would pass handing today's art selection.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

141 Read a piece on Breitbart.

Greenland has sharks and they causing problems for the fisherman.

-they live to be 400 years old.
-sexual maturity reached at 150 years old
-gestation, they think, lasts close to decade.

Fucking crazy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (h6CE+)

142 This woman knows what time it is.

"I may be in a small cohort here, but I experienced October 7 and Charlie Kirk’s assassination very similarly. Not because the scale or facts were similar or comparable, but because they showed me with equal clarity who would cheer if my family and I were murdered. This understanding is now central to my politics."
- Inez Stepman

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (gLYp7)

143 >>I'm a gonna tie this one off right here.


Toe the line?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (rOKnE)

144 78 His paintings always tell a story.
So talented!

Every picture tells a story. Don't it?
Posted by: Rod Stewart at October 08, 2026 09:58 AM (HcoTw)

A thousand words worth.

Posted by: Arthur Brisbane, US Newspaper Editor, March 1911 at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (wVcYX)

145 Sole Survivor, Asia’s conceptual song about making it as a cobbler.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 09:46 AM


I thought that was about a fish that got away

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (W6UZk)

146 Delightful painting, CBD! I would not have guessed it was a Rockwell. The intensity of the little girl's gaze feels like late Romanticism. But there is humor in the old cobbler's expression, which was a Rockwell trademark. Much appreciated!

Posted by: fly gal at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (NOlOe)

147 Ya gotta have stones to survive as a cobbler.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

148 'It's like a shoe. But so much smaller.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"It's like a hot dog. But so much smaller."

-- Sum Dum Guy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)

It's like all the other penises, but so much smaller. It's cute!

Posted by: Gal from Cornell at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (Y/06r)

149 Trump again calls to nuke LA and San Diego.

Democrats
@TheDemocrats
Trump just said it again: Let Iran hit Los Angeles or San Diego.
Disgusting and dangerous. End the war and hold him accountable.

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)

150 If he cobbles well enough, he, too, can be a COB!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (quk5M)

151 2 sis was copy editor for bradford exchange.
Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)



I believe that's where my mom got the Norman Rockwell plates I have now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (ccf/V)

152 cobble (v.)

1. To make or mend coarsely; to patch; to botch.

"Tennessee Dept. of Corrections cobbled the Christa Pike execution."

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

153 "I may be in a small cohort here, but I experienced October 7 and Charlie Kirk’s assassination very similarly. Not because the scale or facts were similar or comparable, but because they showed me with equal clarity who would cheer if my family and I were murdered. This understanding is now central to my politics."
- Inez Stepman
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (gLYp7)

This is a good quote.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

154 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (quk5M)


Did you get the email I sent the other day?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

155 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

Given the subject of the painting, one should be calling out, "Last!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (quk5M)

156 >>Trump again calls to nuke LA and San Diego.


The people who claim they are experts on nuance once again choose to take Trump literally so that they can freak out.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (rOKnE)

157 I can conjure up the smell of a cobbler's shop just by thinking about it.
Posted by: Yes, I'm Aged

Heh, yeah, me too. The husband and wife team that ran the local shop each had the nastiest hands I have ever seen. The woman, well past middle age, was simply lovely except for those hands.

Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ptJRT)

158 Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "[You think gas prices are bad? You think the war is inconvenient?] Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (gLYp7)

159
----
The detailing is wonderful, as are the models, but something about the painting is unsettling. (An instance where a dog may have helped.)

Would pass handing today's art selection.

Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic...


It's the darkened stairwell behind and above the innocent young girl. You just know that Gropey Joe Biden is just out of sight in there, ready to pounce...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ixS3i)

160 Democrats
@TheDemocrats
Trump just said it again: Let Iran hit Los Angeles or San Diego.
Disgusting and dangerous. End the war and hold him accountable.

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)



All they have is lies. Lies lies lies.

It's the "very fine people" hoax all over again.

When will they be held accountable for their lies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

161 Rockwell was underrated. Like this one, would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 10:06 AM (t9883)

162 would hang

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2026 10:06 AM (5rh/l)

163 63 Fire last night in the cobbler's shop.

400 soles were lost.
Posted by: Count de Monet

The Bad Seed strikes again!

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

164 The detailing is wonderful, as are the models, but something about the painting is unsettling. (An instance where a dog may have helped.)

Would pass handing today's art selection.

Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic...

It's the darkened stairwell behind and above the innocent young girl. You just know that Gropey Joe Biden is just out of sight in there, ready to pounce...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ixS3i)

Or they are the stairs up to the attic where crazy Aunt Edna lives.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 10:07 AM (wVcYX)

165
Norman Rockwell is the best American genre painter who ever lived. He's up there with Jan Steen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Your failure to include Bob Ross in that listing is... disturbing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ixS3i)

166 We're from the government and we're here to help!

California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

167 'It's like a shoe. But so much smaller.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD
_________

Looks to be too small for that doll's foot.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (JzUSu)

168 Thom Tillis quacks:
I've had conversations with Mitch McConnell. That man's brain is as sharp as it ever is. I met with him a week ago and he immediately jumped to asking what we are going to do to help Ukraine.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (sDWtc)

169 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

Dave Callum (from the "Three Bald Guys" podcast) thinks that it's going to be very difficult to convict Tyler Robinson of Charlie Kirk's murder. He says there's a lot of evidence that doesn't add up.

I think Elric may have said something similar here.

We'll see.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

170 i know a kid who has a very rare and collectible pair of nike's called "skunk dunks" that were released some time ago on 4/20. the insoles are ridiculously detailed.
my boy refers to him as a "sneakerhead."

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (Bep7s)

171 159. It's the darkened stairwell behind and above the innocent young girl. You just know that Gropey Joe Biden is just out of sight in there, ready to pounce...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

😨
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (NFX2v)

172 >>Fire last night in the cobbler's shop.

400 soles were lost.


Who did it? Reports of sneakers in the area at the time of the fire. Police would like to converse with them.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (rOKnE)

173
California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


Texas Roadhouse should pull up steaks and depart that Third World Shithole

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 08, 2026 10:11 AM (ixS3i)

174 Greenland has sharks and they causing problems for the fisherman.

-they live to be 400 years old.
-sexual maturity reached at 150 years old
-gestation, they think, lasts close to decade.

Fucking crazy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Sturgeon are also slow to mature and procreate. The Jamestown Colony relied on them for protein the first few years because they were large, plentiful, easy to net or spear. They soon fished them out and numbers were very slow to rebound.

Posted by: Fish Facts at October 08, 2026 10:11 AM (EdP2u)

175 134 "chainwallet sidewalk commando."

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

176 175 134 "chainwallet sidewalk commando."
Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

If they were bitching about Thatcher, you know they're really going for authentic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 10:12 AM (Y/06r)

177 143 >>I'm a gonna tie this one off right here.


Toe the line?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:02 AM (rOKnE)

From Dr. Laura open jokes from some years ago:
Q: What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?
A: Open-toad shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM (l3cgK)

178 "It's done!"
-Frodo after the Ring is destroyed

https://tinyurl.com/28cfmr76

All of Hammer Films, ranked.

Yes, including Holiday On the Buses, for you weirdos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM (1kJuV)

179 Yup, this girl is shower-ready in my book.

Posted by: Gropey Joe at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM (EdP2u)

180 When my youngest daughter was four, we noticed one day that she had her shoes on the wrong feet. Missus Muldoon said in her best Mom voice, while pointing, "THAT shoe, goes on THAT foot."

Daughter replied with flawless four-year-old logic, pointing to her other shoe, "But Mom! Then where does THAT shoe go?"

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

181 Carry On movies are the pinnacle of cinematic excellence. I was a big star!!

Posted by: Charles Hawtrey at October 08, 2026 10:15 AM (EdP2u)

182 How the !@#$%^ can I make socks that small?

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2026 10:15 AM (FhXTo)

183 156 >>Trump again calls to nuke LA and San Diego.


The people who claim they are experts on nuance once again choose to take Trump literally so that they can freak out.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:05 AM (rOKnE)

The transcript I saw was wrong; changed the word "war" for "word", confusing things. It's obvious he was talking about high gas prices and the war, and that given time Iran would nuke cities like LA and San Diego if they could. It takes purposeful stupidity and obfuscation to come up with the theory that Trump wants Iran to nuke California cities.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:16 AM (l3cgK)

184 Not in my wheelhouse shoebox. I won't be commenting this morning.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at October 08, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

185 166 We're from the government and we're here to help!

California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

By whose standard?

They just need to pull out and tell them, in Randian fashion, that they can do it since they know better how to do it apparently.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 10:17 AM (XUHiS)

186 Daughter replied with flawless four-year-old logic, pointing to her other shoe, "But Mom! Then where does THAT shoe go?"
Posted by: muldoon

Awww. That's sweet and hilarious.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

187
When will they be held accountable for their lies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

1. When the commies take over and they find themselves before firing squads, wondering why, since they helped, they're the first or second group to be shot.
2. When they stand before God at the final judgement

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

188 Sturgeon are also slow to mature

************

Like a sturgeon. Poached for the very first time...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 10:19 AM (I0N4X)

189 Trump wants Iran to nuke California cities.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hey, I'm already a Trump supporter, you don't have to oversell him.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

190 166 We're from the government and we're here to help!

California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

Just change the menu from "Kids meals" to "NOT kids meals"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (l3cgK)

191 How the !@#$%^ can I make socks that small?
Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2026 10:15 AM


And the (white) ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Posted by: Grace S. at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)

192 If they're voters weren't so gullible that they fall for the lies every time the propagandists lie to them then the media wouldn't even try to get away with it.

They have decades of lies that worked which only tells them to keep on lying until they win elections.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (6ydKt)

193 "It's done!"
-Frodo after the Ring is destroyed

https://tinyurl.com/28cfmr76

All of Hammer Films, ranked.

Yes, including Holiday On the Buses, for you weirdos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM (1kJuV)

Bookmarked!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (wVcYX)

194 I give up on grammar today.

My teachers taught me so much better than this.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (6ydKt)

195 >>> Cobbler Studying Doll's Shoe

lol. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?

Great painting.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 08, 2026 10:20 AM (8mulE)

196 166 We're from the government and we're here to help!

California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

If ice cream shops have a kids menu, do they have to serve vegetables with the ice cream?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:21 AM (l3cgK)

197 2. When they stand before God at the final judgement
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

The final judgement has been proceeding since 2011 and will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033, the 2,000th anniversary of the Cross.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence at October 08, 2026 10:21 AM (EdP2u)

198 Did you get the email I sent the other day?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

I did, and I thought I sent a response. Sent one just now, in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:21 AM (quk5M)

199 "It's done!"
-Frodo after the Ring is destroyed

https://tinyurl.com/28cfmr76

All of Hammer Films, ranked.

Yes, including Holiday On the Buses, for you weirdos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM


* taps foot *

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at October 08, 2026 10:22 AM (0sNs1)

200 Sturgeon are also slow to mature...

*********

Understandable. Four years undergrad, four years of med school, one year general internship, four year general surgery residency and then maybe four to six more years fellowship for sub-specialists such as neurosturgeons.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 10:22 AM (I0N4X)

201 179 Yup, this girl is shower-ready in my book.

Posted by: Gropey Joe at October 08, 2026 10:13 AM (EdP2u)

Oh?

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at October 08, 2026 10:22 AM (l3cgK)

202 If ice cream shops have a kids menu, do they have to serve vegetables with the ice cream?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:21 AM (l3cgK)

The waffle cones are made from Kale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (wVcYX)

203 I give up on grammar today.

My teachers taught me so much better than this.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

All you really need for that second sentence is a comma after "worked." You always need a comma before "which."
(Unless you're using it adjectivally, as in "which one.")

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

204 199 * taps foot *

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at October 08, 2026 10:22 AM (0sNs1)

=======

Tap...

Tap...

Dance...

Come on Germans, go into your dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY&t=69s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (1kJuV)

205 Rockwell painted this one in 1921.

If you want a print of this one, they have three sizes available here:

https://tinyurl.com/42uksdcx
(Custom Prints - Norman Rockwell Museum)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (6ydKt)

206 Carry On movies are the pinnacle of cinematic excellence. I was a big star!!
Posted by: Charles Hawtrey at October 08, 2026 10:15 AM (EdP2u)
---------------
"I Dig a Pygmy" by Charles Hawtrey and the Deaf-Aids.

Phase One: in which Doris gets her oats.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 08, 2026 10:24 AM (amcLV)

207 All you really need for that second sentence is a comma after "worked." You always need a comma before "which."
(Unless you're using it adjectivally, as in "which one.")

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

My main problem was using "they're" instead of "their".

I know better but my brain pretends it doesn't half the time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:24 AM (6ydKt)

208 Dave Callum (from the "Three Bald Guys" podcast) thinks that it's going to be very difficult to convict Tyler Robinson of Charlie Kirk's murder. He says there's a lot of evidence that doesn't add up.

I think Elric may have said something similar here.

We'll see.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

This is the same class of online idiots who said Karmello Anthony was gonna get off on account of self defense. Jury only took 3 hours to say GUILTY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2026 10:25 AM (B0Z3q)

209 202 If ice cream shops have a kids menu, do they have to serve vegetables with the ice cream?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:21 AM (l3cgK)

The waffle cones are made from Kale.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (wVcYX)

Acckkk! Ackkkk!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at October 08, 2026 10:25 AM (l3cgK)

210 https://tinyurl.com/28cfmr76

All of Hammer Films, ranked.

Yes, including Holiday On the Buses, for you weirdos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wow, I didn't know Hammer made it into the Hillary Swank era.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

211 Who votes Democrat? Single females. Everyone else is predominantly Republican.

https://tinyurl.com/54ck4kf7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 10:28 AM (CORHs)

212 210 Wow, I didn't know Hammer made it into the Hillary Swank era.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

======

Liquidated in 1979. Library and name bought in 2008. Changed corporate hands a few years ago, but making movies ever since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:28 AM (1kJuV)

213 I know better but my brain pretends it doesn't half the time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Eh. With all the homophones in English, everybody does that from time to time.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

214 180 "nice socks."
"thanks, gotta pair just like 'em at home."

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:29 AM (Bep7s)

215 211 Who votes Democrat? Single females. Everyone else is predominantly Republican.

https://tinyurl.com/54ck4kf7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 10:28 AM (CORHs)

I'm reminded of a classmate who was very liberal, wanted higher property taxes...then he and his husband bought a house, and suddenly, the taxes were too high. LOL

Posted by: Bill the Cat at October 08, 2026 10:29 AM (l3cgK)

216 Dave Callum (from the "Three Bald Guys" podcast) thinks that it's going to be very difficult to convict Tyler Robinson of Charlie Kirk's murder. He says there's a lot of evidence that doesn't add up.

I think Elric may have said something similar here.

We'll see.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

This is the same class of online idiots who said Karmello Anthony was gonna get off on account of self defense. Jury only took 3 hours to say GUILTY!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2026 10:25 AM (B0Z3q)

Putting aside the Candace Owens crazy conspiracy theories, the evidence against Robinson: video , dna, texts, admissions, the towel, the gun, the car, the bullets, plus other physical evidence and circumstantial evidence, seems overwhelming and consistent.

On the other hand, maybe it was the Jews!!!

Posted by: LASue at October 08, 2026 10:30 AM (lCppi)

217 off cartoon sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:30 AM (l3cgK)

218 Too bad for Iran. The Democrats have already nuked L.A.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (AaY6N)

219 SpeakingOf

All you really need for that second sentence is a comma after "worked." You always need a comma before "which."
(Unless you're using it adjectivally, as in "which one.")
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

Sand, which?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (B0Z3q)

220 218 Too bad for Iran. The Democrats have already nuked L.A.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (AaY6N)

But the question remains, like with Japan: Nuked too much or not enough?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (l3cgK)

221 I'm reminded of a classmate who was very liberal, wanted higher property taxes...then he and his husband bought a house, and suddenly, the taxes were too high. LOL
Posted by: Bill the Cat at October 08, 2026 10:29 AM (l3cgK)

Without property taxes, who will pay the schools that all their kids will go to?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (quk5M)

222
Will it last?
Posted by: Groan
---

All's well that ends welt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2026 10:32 AM (XeU6L)

223 off cartoon sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

If you're gonna sock a cartoon character, Bill the Cat is a pretty good choice.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

224 221 I'm reminded of a classmate who was very liberal, wanted higher property taxes...then he and his husband bought a house, and suddenly, the taxes were too high. LOL
Posted by: Bill the Cat at October 08, 2026 10:29 AM (l3cgK)

Without property taxes, who will pay the schools that all their kids will go to?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (quk5M)

I think Obamacare was paying for the gay couple to have kids...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:32 AM (l3cgK)

225 Rockwell returned to the little girl with a doll theme in Girl At The Mirror three decades later in 1954.

Viewable here:

https://tinyurl.com/5dupj746
(IllustrationHistory.org - direct link to .jpg)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:33 AM (6ydKt)

226 Come on Germans, go into your dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY&t=69s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM


Great costumes and choreography! I don't think that could be made today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:33 AM (0sNs1)

227 223 off cartoon sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

If you're gonna sock a cartoon character, Bill the Cat is a pretty good choice.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

Well, Kale Waffle Cones...so seemed appropriate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:33 AM (l3cgK)

228 Sand, which?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2026 10:31 AM (B0Z3q)

Sand kebabs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:34 AM (6ydKt)

229 PSA - Fun fall trips - There are two fabulous Rockwell Museums in two beautiful places to visit.

The Rockwell Museum in Corning, NY, an affiliate of the Smithsonian. It has a diverse collection of American paintings, drawings, sculptures and photography.

It also has a formal land acknowledgement: The Rockwell Museum is located on the ancestral land of the Seneca, one of the six Nations that comprise the Haudenosaunee (Iroquois) Confederacy. We recognize the many legacies of displacement, migration and settlement that bring us together here.

🙄

Norman Rockwell Museum, Stockbridge, MA, the village & area in which the Rockwells lived. It's also more diverse in art now, i.e., Exhibit: George Herriman, Krazy Kat, and the Path to Calvin and Hobbes. It also has a village walking tour.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

230 Speaking of Hillary Swank, what's the 'Rons consensus on Hillary Swank? I thought she was pretty cute when she was younger. Still decent-looking now.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

231 226 Come on Germans, go into your dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY&t=69s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM

Great costumes and choreography! I don't think that could be made today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:33 AM (0sNs1)

Mel Brooks. LOL. That guy is still alive at 100.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:35 AM (l3cgK)

232 Susie Nose Cones >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kale Waffle Cones

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:36 AM (0sNs1)

233 In the old days, there were no left or right shoes. You bought two straight shoes that would conform to your feet over time. Sounds painful, but that's the way they did it

-----------

The Wong Brothers emigrated to America and decided to ply their trade making shoes in a small town that had never had its own cobbler. On their opening day the brothers had on display an array of high quality shoes in various styles, but only left shoes. The orders poured in from the local townspeople and the Wongs were busier than they had ever dreamed was possible.

When the first pairs were delivered, one customer noticed first that the shoes were of excellent quality and style, but second, that both shoes were lefts. Assuming this was a mistake, the customer headed off to the cobbler's shop to get the omitted right shoe. To his surprise, he found the shop jammed with other customers, each of whom had the same complaint. Each had received two left shoes.

When Mr. Wong finally appeared before the mood of the crowd was darkening. One of the customers held up his two shoes and asked angrily, "what's the big idea giving everybody two left shoes with their order?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 10:37 AM (wpRMV)

234 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Beautiful art. Would definitely hang.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

235 Sand kebabs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:34 AM


And, just like that, yesterday's discussion of Somali cuisine returns!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:37 AM (0sNs1)

236 233 sum ting wong.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

237 The Wong brother looked confused for a moment, then he said, "I thought in America everyone knows, two Wongs don't make a right."

Thank you very much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2026 10:38 AM (wpRMV)

238 It also has a formal land acknowledgement: The Rockwell Museum is located on the ancestral land of the Seneca, one of the six Nations that comprise the Haudenosaunee (Iroquois) Confederacy. We recognize the many legacies of displacement, migration and settlement that bring us together here.

🙄

Norman Rockwell Museum, Stockbridge, MA, the village & area in which the Rockwells lived. It's also more diverse in art now, i.e., Exhibit: George Herriman, Krazy Kat, and the Path to Calvin and Hobbes. It also has a village walking tour.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:34 AM (NFX2v)

Peon's land acknowledgement: "It's my land. My ancestors took it away, fair and square, from your ancestors, because they were wasting it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:38 AM (quk5M)

239 California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

How about forcing yourself to build that high speed rail instead?

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 10:38 AM (jjoN6)

240 oh, two wong's don't make a right. duh.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

241
Eh. With all the homophones in English, everybody does that from time to time.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

I read that as "With all the homophobes in England,..." and was about to beg to differ because everybody here says they're all fags

(I got they're right this time at least)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:40 AM (6ydKt)

242 Isn't Stockbridge where the Lyndsey Clancy trial was held?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

243 You bought two straight shoes that would conform to your feet over time. Sounds painful, but that's the way they did it.
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:37 AM


Need further evidence of the perniciousness of the cisheteropatriarchy? I think not!

Posted by: Karen, with septum piercing and hair color not found in nature at October 08, 2026 10:40 AM (0sNs1)

244 Speaking of movies...

Saw "A Cure for Wellness' last night.

A very artsy, very loooooong horror movie by Gore Verbinski.

Very pretty cinematography. Nice creepy atmosphere. Story-wise it's like a mash-up between Kafka, bergman, and those old Universal or Hammer horror films.

It also has the same problem of those old horror movies in that halfway into the flick you've already figured out the entire plot (more or less) and are ready for the scares. Even so, Pally, you've got another another hour and fifteen minutes to go.

So, it could easily lose 30-60 minutes with no damage.

The acting ain't great. Not horrible, but they're all charisma vacuums.

it's a swing and a miss. Watch if it sounds interesting to you.

A better Kafka and "horror" mash-up is "Kafka" (1991) by Steven Soderbergh. Hard to find but well-worth watching, it's another one like "Revenant" (2007), that I drag out to each each Halloween season.

Even Woody Allen's "Shadows and Fog" (also 1991!!!) is a better if not very good Kafka and horror mash-up.

TL/DR Forget AACFW and watch Soderbergh's "Kafka" (1991).

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 10:40 AM (YSUhf)

245 Wright Brothers-quite famous and celebrated.
Wong Brothers-forgotten to history.

Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (EdP2u)

246 , "I thought in America everyone knows, two Wongs don't make a right."

Thank you very much.
Posted by: Cicero
------
Ha, ha.

Posted by: Sholess Joe Jackson at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (XeU6L)

247 HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!

We can’t pronounce this bastard, but he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (k9rrS)

248 Two Jimmy Choos make a lot of women swoon, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:42 AM (6ydKt)

249 HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!

We can’t pronounce this bastard, but he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.
Posted by: rickb223

So, the Gulf of America's luck has finally run out?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

250 he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM


Welsh has some advantages, eh wot?

Posted by: Wffl Hse at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (0sNs1)

251 "The Producers" was remade in 2005...

https://youtu.be/bcy582OB9qk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)

252 Well it's obviously pronounced Is-A-I-Ass.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (6ydKt)

253 We can’t pronounce this bastard, but he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (k9rrS)

We need Foghorn Leghorn to teach us how say it:

"I say us, boy! I say us!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 10:44 AM (quk5M)

254 Peon's land acknowledgement: "It's my land. My ancestors took it away, fair and square, from your ancestors, because they were wasting it."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's only morning and you're raring to go!

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:44 AM (NFX2v)

255 Onions>>Bunions

Posted by: Dr. Scholls Corn Plaster at October 08, 2026 10:44 AM (EdP2u)

256 255 "leave the funyuns julia! they can smell them!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

257 247 HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!

We can’t pronounce this bastard, but he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (k9rrS)

Spanish for Isaiah...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

258 >>Isn't Stockbridge where the Lyndsey Clancy trial was held?

The Clancy trial was held in Plymouth. Stockbridge is in western MA, other end of the state.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:47 AM (viF8m)

259 Spanish for Isaiah...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

From Latin, I think. I believe it's also the form of the name in Catholic Bibles.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

260 242 Isn't Stockbridge where the Lyndsey Clancy trial was held?
Posted by: Bulg

Close. Plymouth, MA

Wikipedia, in part, "Located in Greater Boston, the town holds a place of great prominence in American history, folklore, and culture, and is known as "America's Hometown". Plymouth was the site of the colony founded in 1620 by the Mayflower Pilgrims, where New England was first established. It is the oldest municipality in New England and one of the oldest in the United States.[5] The town has served as the location of several prominent events, one of the more notable being the First Thanksgiving feast. Plymouth served as the capital of Plymouth Colony from its founding in 1620 until the colony's merger with the Massachusetts Bay Colony in 1691."

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

261 Hurricanes hit Canada more frequently than you think, but Alberta is in the clear.

Posted by: Keeping Score at October 08, 2026 10:48 AM (EdP2u)

262 Spanish for Isaiah...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

Well with the way the Spanish pronounce H's I'm never gonna get this one right.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:48 AM (6ydKt)

263
"The Producers" was remade in 2005...

https://youtu.be/bcy582OB9qk
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)


Both versions are good, but I give the remake musical the edge.

Yes, yes, I know...I'm the only guy in the Western Hemisphere who prefers the remake.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 10:49 AM (YSUhf)

264 261 Hurricanes hit Canada more frequently than you think, but Alberta is in the clear.

Posted by: Keeping Score at October 08, 2026 10:48 AM (EdP2u)

Nova Scotia gets hit a lot because it's like a huge ass hanging out over the Atlantic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:49 AM (6ydKt)

265 Well with the way the Spanish pronounce H's I'm never gonna get this one right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:48 AM


Call me.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at October 08, 2026 10:49 AM (0sNs1)

266 From Latin, I think. I believe it's also the form of the name in Catholic Bibles.
Posted by: Bulg

Sorry. The Mackerel Snapper Thread is on Saturday morning, whenever Mis Hum gets out of bed.

Posted by: Keeping the Thread Pope Free at October 08, 2026 10:50 AM (EdP2u)

267 264 261 Hurricanes hit Canada more frequently than you think, but Alberta is in the clear.

Posted by: Keeping Score at October 08, 2026 10:48 AM (EdP2u)

Nova Scotia gets hit a lot because it's like a huge ass hanging out over the Atlantic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:49 AM (6ydKt)

Water gets too cold as hurricanes get up to Kalifornia...so they lose a lot of their power. Also, they tend to curl out to sea or into Baja California first. I think in the last 150 years, maybe ONE hurricane has hit San Diego...and a handful of tropical storms.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:51 AM (l3cgK)

268 Plymouth is not in Greater Boston unless you define Greater Boston is all of eastern MA. It's right next to Cape Cod.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:51 AM (viF8m)

269 Can you get scrod in Plymouth?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:52 AM (0sNs1)

270 Nova Scotia gets hit a lot because it's like a huge ass hanging out over the Atlantic.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Please. No Fat-Shaming!

Posted by: The Huge Manatee!!! at October 08, 2026 10:53 AM (EdP2u)

271 Water gets too cold as hurricanes get up to Kalifornia...so they lose a lot of their power. Also, they tend to curl out to sea or into Baja California first. I think in the last 150 years, maybe ONE hurricane has hit San Diego...and a handful of tropical storms.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:51 AM (l3cgK)

Yup, Cali is positioned quite well for avoiding hurricanes as most that get that far north head into Mexico.
The rest are forming so far up in the Pacific they head northwest to Hawaii and Asia.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:53 AM (6ydKt)

272 Plymouth is Boston is Providence is Augusta is Philadelphia is NYC, and so on.

All a bunch of g-ddamned Communists to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

273 >>Can you get scrod in Plymouth?

Totally

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

274 270 Nova Scotia gets hit a lot because it's like a huge ass hanging out over the Atlantic.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Please. No Fat-Shaming!

Posted by: The Huge Manatee!!! at October 08, 2026 10:53 AM (EdP2u)

Florida, on the other hand, gets hit a lot because it's like a huge flaccid penis hanging into the Gulf Stream.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:54 AM (6ydKt)

275
Can you get scrod in Plymouth?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:52 AM (0sNs1)


Sure. $20 same as in Boston.

Around the World costs extra.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 10:54 AM (YSUhf)

276 >>>>Can you get scrod in Plymouth?

Totally



$20 bux, same as in Woo-stah!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 10:55 AM (rOKnE)

277 HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!

We can’t pronounce this bastard, but he’s already trying to take the vowels off the Waffle House sign.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 10:41 AM (k9rrS



I knew it. The Welsh have weaponized the weather, probably allied with The Joos and their weather machine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2026 10:55 AM (iqcvy)

278 More bad news for H-1B holders and employers, particularly Microsoft.

JD coming off the top rope today.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)

279 JD coming off the top rope today.
Posted by: JackStraw

What does that mean?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

280 279 JD coming off the top rope today.
Posted by: JackStraw

What does that mean?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

It's Wrassling lingo. In Mexico, It's real, says Homer Simpson...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:57 AM (l3cgK)

281 Rubio in Athens, giving a masterful speech

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (4OHfz)

282 It's been quite dry here in my AO, and Hurricane Isaias may bring some beneficial rain to SE MO/SW Illinois.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (Y4uRa)

283 >>HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!


Where's my g*dd@mned hurricane SHANIQUA or TAWANNA?!



Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (rOKnE)

284 More bad news for H-1B holders and employers, particularly Microsoft.

JD coming off the top rope today.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)


I'll know H1B reform is working when I don't see ten Hindi movies playing at the local Cinemark anymore.

So, far....meh.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (YSUhf)

285 269 old man used to send me to the fish keg for scrod.

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

286 283 >>HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!


Where's my g*dd@mned hurricane SHANIQUA or TAWANNA?!



Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (rOKnE)

Give 'em enough time and some names like that will be added to the list.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:59 AM (6ydKt)

287 >>What does that mean?

It means the DOJ and Vance's fraud team are cancelling thousands of H-1B visas and other visa fraud that took jobs from Americans and gave them to cheaper foreign imports and banning Microsoft and other companies from using the system because of their abuse.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

288 286 283 >>HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS ARRIVED!


Where's my g*dd@mned hurricane SHANIQUA or TAWANNA?!



Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 10:58 AM (rOKnE)

Give 'em enough time and some names like that will be added to the list.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 10:59 AM (6ydKt)

Waddabout Hurricane Xi?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 11:00 AM (l3cgK)

289 >>Give 'em enough time and some names like that will be added to the list.


She really did complain about that - that there weren't any black named hurricanes.
SMFH

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 11:00 AM (rOKnE)

290 It means the DOJ and Vance's fraud team are cancelling thousands of H-1B visas and other visa fraud that took jobs from Americans and gave them to cheaper foreign imports and banning Microsoft and other companies from using the system because of their abuse.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

They may not survive.
That's probably 75% of Microsoft's workforce.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (6ydKt)

291 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

292 Norman Rockwell Museum, Stockbridge, MA, the village & area in which the Rockwells lived. It's also more diverse in art now, i.e., Exhibit: George Herriman, Krazy Kat, and the Path to Calvin and Hobbes. It also has a village walking tour.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 10:34 AM


That one is a very nice day trip. The museum and its grounds are lovely, and Stockbridge is a cute small New England town.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (/C5Rl)

293 Waddabout Hurricane Xi?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 11:00 AM (l3cgK)

They'll probably save that for the Western Pacific Typhoon name list.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (6ydKt)

294 I got scrod in NJ hundreds of times.

Posted by: Bachelor #1 at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (EdP2u)

295 Dave Callum (from the "Three Bald Guys" podcast) thinks that it's going to be very difficult to convict Tyler Robinson of Charlie Kirk's murder. He says there's a lot of evidence that doesn't add up.

I think Elric may have said something similar here.

We'll see.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Podcasters say crap to drive audience numbers. Has little to no relation to reality nowadays.

From a decent dip into prosecution evidence against Troon furry lover from pretrial, there is not reasonable doubt to me that he did it because there is a witness, video evidence, forensic evidence (DNA, etc.), provenance of the weapon, text admissions, etc.

Too many people focus on ONE particular witness or bit of evidence when a trial is a summation of all the evidence provided. Thus they try to create an illusion of reasonable doubt on ONE piece of evidence arguing the logical fallacy--if one piece is false, then the whole case is false. Bullshit. It is the concatenated joint probabilities of all the evidence going on.

I think this case is mainly where the defense lawyers are trying and will try to keep him from getting the death penalty rather than conviction.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)

296 She really did complain about that - that there weren't any black named hurricanes.
SMFH

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at October 08, 2026 11:00 AM (rOKnE)

I vaguely recall somebody complaning about that awhile back.

I don't know why they'd want to be so associated with a killer storm.

My first name was attached to a hurricane that was so bad they retired the name permanently.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 11:03 AM (6ydKt)

297 We're from the government and we're here to help!

California forces Texas Roadhouse to adopt healthier menu

https://tinyurl.com/37sardw9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

Dear California fags, it's named TEXAS for a reason. We have decided to close 15 of our locations in your ghey state and open more in free states. Have a nice day, y'all.

Posted by: Texas Road House management at October 08, 2026 11:11 AM (hmYU4)

298 274 map filth
"hey europe, eat my florida"
-b. kliban

Posted by: cmeat at October 08, 2026 11:15 AM (Bep7s)

299 "The Producers" was remade in 2005...

https://youtu.be/bcy582OB9qk
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)

I have the movie on Blu Ray. The stage scenes were actually filmed in the St James theater while the play was still running. The bloopers on the DVD are freaking hilarious as well. The choreographer for the stage production also choreographed and directed the movie.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 08, 2026 11:17 AM (hmYU4)

300 Come on Germans, go into your dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCf9VRLnDY&t=69s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 08, 2026 10:23 AM

Great costumes and choreography! I don't think that could be made today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2026 10:33 AM (0sNs1)

Mel remade it as a musical in 2005, but admitted that he would not be able to make it today.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 08, 2026 11:21 AM (hmYU4)

The Morning Report — 10/8 /26

TomShave.jpg

Good morning kids. Let me say that as repulsive and distasteful as I find the likes of Bernie Sanders, Titty Caca Ocasio-Cortez and of course the Mamdani/El sayeds, I know they're coming for my throat and my bank account. So I can deal with knife-wielding terrorists and tyrants heading straight at me. But some traitorous scumbag eager to plunge a shiv in my back is something else entirely. So, with that be it resolved that Tom Tillis and everyone like him in the GOP, the Grifting Oleaginous Parasite Party must be completely and utterly destroyed. Even if it means losing seats in Congress or perhaps even the Presidency, we must have an effective, engaged and dedicated political party that truly reflects and represents our will and recognizes the existential threat that comes from the Democrat Party and who and what it represents. And with that, as the set-up you can guess the rest, but here it is anyway as your emetic for the day:

Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.

To a repugnant desiccated coprolite like Tillis, that means surrender to the Left and Islam, and let us lying, criminal traitorous scumbags wet our beaks in peace! If somehow the supposed Blue wave fails to materialize come the Midterms, well hopefully we won't be saddled with a fresh crop of Tillises, which means President Trump's agenda for his final two years is likely dead in the water, which would be exactly the same thing but without impeachments, or perhaps with impeachments depending upon the status of J.D. Vance, that is railroad him as well and install Mike Johnson or Hakeem Jeffries as POTUS?!

If all that isn't enough to gag a maggot, I give you the following items.

Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.” 

Once again we have the Democrat/Left giving a very unsubtle green light to engage in infanticide. Postpartum by multiple trimesters!

The Lindsay Clancy Social Contagion feels even more real after this latest report about a Texas mother accused of trying to murder her two small children. One child is just ten months old. The other is three years old.

Well it's Texas so I'm sure if James Talarico should defeat Ken Paxton, he'll get right on this. That is make this a common occurrence!

Ugh. Even with this, and in the wake of yesterday being the third anniversary of the Islamic Mass wave of butchery from Gaza which the aforementioned story is Islamic in its theme... For some reason I'm still optimistic about the future, as you can see from my posting the essay about Marco Rubio up top. Y aqui

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who is currently traveling to Iceland, Greece, and Portugal, stood where the West was born and urged our allies to reject its decline. The imagery was stunning, but the message was more important — it's something that's been a theme throughout Rubio's time at the State Department over the last 20 months: We must maintain the values that make us great. 


When was the last time any real American leader spoke this way and actually meant it?! Should he, by some miracle, become President at some point in the future he will be outstanding (his baggage from his early days, in particular the Gang of 8 amnesty foolishness), and of course the opposition from the Democrat/Left and worse the Tom Tillis saboteurs of the GOP should they still be a factor.

And so here's to better days, but for now I bid you all to have a good day.

(His 8 years as POTUS, whenever that is, will be incredible! - jjs)

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1 Thank you, JJ!

you rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:40 AM (VyBeY)

2 Thank you JJ

Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi)

3 Good morning y’all!!!!!
Thanks JJ!!!!

Posted by: Billythesquid at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (T9qCs)

4 Top 5! yAy!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (jjoN6)

5 "Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi) "

propaganda. useful idiot. doing what he gets paid to do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (VyBeY)

6 Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (JrHfD)

7 Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.

Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F)

8 Good Morning all. The GOPe needs to DIAFS.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (Q/FnY)

9

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (eEDbx)

10 7 Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.
Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F)


Or one of my mother's former students!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 06:53 AM (x0n13)

11 According to Levin, much of what is happening in France reflects some Democrats’ vision for the United States, adding that without President Donald Trump, the country could face the same fate.
================
Right in one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:54 AM (aDNkm)

12 All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives.
============
Trump has been so busy he hasn't really been able to give this the attention it needs and deserves. Now, the next Presidential season begins and it will sadly get pushed aside. I think Smith, that scum sucking pig, likely walks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:57 AM (aDNkm)

13 Madmani's infamous tweet from yesterday, claiming "real victim" status for the Gazan murderers may have finally been a step too far. Even the self-gassing Jews of upper Broadway can now see clearly what they unleashed. Lets see if they vote any differently now. Pray for a miracle.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:02 AM (YtCQo)

14 Lighter....check.

Hair....check.

EBT card and Medicaid card...check.

Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check.

I'm ready for Hurricane Isaias.

Posted by: Alabama Hillbilly at October 08, 2026 07:08 AM (pa/M5)

15 the Yankees season comes to a close because of an obnoxious fan DELICIOUS fun fact the Rays new stadium will be built around the current spring training campus of the Yankees in Tampa

Posted by: paulnjax at October 08, 2026 07:09 AM (PPnyU)

16 The EU showed again what they think of America, this time by putting up the nonsensical Trump "on the backs of the people" statue.

EU government has turned totalitarian. It is also running a civic program of social suicidal policies., so their whining is another badge of success for Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:11 AM (r37/v)

17 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 08, 2026 07:12 AM (V1+OY)

18 19 of 27 outs last night in the White Sox-Cleveland game were strikeouts. That's never happened before in a playoff game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (NsQVn)

19 Tom Tillis and his fellow GOPe travelers are of the House of (Donor) Lords—not of the Constitutionally designed US Senate.
‘
‘Magic’ tricks and schemes like a Senate ‘parliamentarian’ and the ‘filibuster’ are as phony and destructive to Constitutional government as any single other act by Tillis ad his fellow Lords.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (FCPbW)

20 Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.


Some serious butt hurt going on there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (I43vL)

21 As expected, columbia university jumps on the bandwagon:

https://tinyurl.com/3ackus8r

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

22 Hillary Clinton

In your dotage, do you remember the times spent with Web Hubble or Huma?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

23 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

24 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (k9rrS)

25 I saw Grifting Oleaginous Parasite Party open for Oingo Boingo one year at the fair.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (6ydKt)

26 oingo boingo sucked donkey nuts.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2026 07:22 AM (dCMJG)

27 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur)

28 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

29 >Tillis: GOP Should Ditch Trump Populism, ‘Go Back’ to Conservative Principles
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I don't see any principles at all. I see the most exclusive country club in the world, whose members are most concerned with accumulating wealth, selling favors, and pursuing re-election in perpetuity until natural death.

Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)

30 So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO.

Bounties being paid out would be more efficient.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (jjoN6)

31 Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.
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Loser says whaa??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

32 Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a

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How horrific. I'm only shocked there are still some doctors left in Canada that are sounding the alarm that MAID has gone far beyond its supposed humane purpose. The whole thing is a masterclass in pure evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI)

33 Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX)

34 Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed

Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6)

35 The Yankees lose! The Yankees loooose!

Posted by: zombie John Stirling at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (aKg+z)

36 Rubio is doing to State what Hegseth is doing to War:

Removing fatties, faggies, trannies, and commies.

People is policy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

37 Speaking of green dildos, I saw Caitlin Clark as the guest picker on College Gameday last Saturday (in Iowa City). Not sure why, but for the first time (at least to me), she looked hot. I now understand the appeal. Maybe it was because she was in normal clothes and not a basketball uniform. Anyway… looking good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:29 AM (AvqNi)

38 “It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children.”
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Worst. Genocide. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

39 Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX)

From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (AvqNi)

40 NR Pax

I think the switch was due to other factors, mostly Trump and Nayib Bukele, President of El Salvador since 2019. The USAID big money went to Ukraine and to DEI posers in other countries.

The cleaning up of El Salvador was a huge reason for the switch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

41 Someone smarter than me said it first: why would a person raise and spend tens of MILLIONS of dollars to land a job that pays $174K a year?

To join The Club.
Wealth. Power. 1st class ticket on the gravy train.

Congress, explained.

Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

42 You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall
2. Build a copy of the green monster
3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS)

43 In your dotage, do you remember the times spent with Web Hubble or Huma?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I'm thinking those two would rather forget that.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:32 AM (jjoN6)

44 42 You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall
2. Build a copy of the green monster
3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS)

4. Sniper's behind the scoreboard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt)

45 43: "And Leon is getting laarrrrger!"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (jjoN6)

46 Massacre in Jenin > Genocide in Gaza

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

47 Good morning, all!

Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

48 Apparently I have free apostrophes to give away.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:35 AM (6ydKt)

49 I swear that by now, Gaza must be the most crowded place on Earth given how many billions have died in one year.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (jjoN6)

50 Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI)

Yes; It's just head shakingly unbelievable how bad it is!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD)

51 34 Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed

Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6)


Check yesterday's Report for a contrary opinion vis vis USAID's demise an its impact on Brazil's election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

52 47 Good morning, all!

Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

"Trump is bribing old people again."
- 'Banned' and ever other Dem nitwit

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt)

53 illage Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Good for you that Trump's "walking around" money arrived. He really is a slightly to the left of JFK Democrat at heart. The Left moved a light year to the left, leaving President Trump look conservative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

54 From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM


He has been missing for 12 days now. Other than one zoom fund raiser no one has seen him. I suspect they are hiding him like they hid biden so he won't make anymore gaffs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (I43vL)

55 53 Why is JJ do obsessed with leather sex and domination?

Posted by: Banned at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (mJELX)

He knows what you like.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (6ydKt)

56 J.J......


Your new friend stalker is a little weird.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb)

57 56: He's still in the apprentice phase. Give him time to grow.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

58 "Lighter....check.

Hair....check.

EBT card and Medicaid card...check.

Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check. "

I didn't see "break into and loot local businesses" in the checklist, Alabama Hillbilly.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (klU0I)

59 Salty!


Anything that Trump can do to poke the Left is fine by me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb)

60 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD)

61 "All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives."

Nothing will happen. The Congresscucks will fail to do anything but hearings and the Department of "Justice" will protect their own.

Posted by: fd at October 08, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)

62 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.

Just read it. It's like the trolls aren't even trying any more. Back in MY day...

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6)

63 Village Idiot's Apprentice

From what I observed yesterday, this is our old and very lame troll Paul. I can't be certain, but Pixy Misa must have written a special program that replaced Paul's words with authentic frontier gibberish. And then a separate message calling him a Dick.

He is trying to get around the COBs with a different name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

64 [____ _____] Say her name! With pictures, now easily found with a simple search.
Proves what the Hot/Crazy Matrix says about redheads. They're in a special zone with haridressers, strippers and girls named Tiffany.
Now, picture her being cross-examined about the details of her encounter -- sluttier than a porn star. Especially her resurrecting Bro #1.
I doubt that this was her first walk on the wild side -- so expect a legal fight over the admissibility of past behavior.
This won't end well for her, even if Cornell settles big (paging Sally Yates!)

As the weakest Ivy, Cornell will take a hit. Who'll want to go there, when there are other choices. It'll be a safety school for the likes of Vanderbilt.

And I expect that this will backfire on Hochul, who'll be tied to it. She'll stir up the AWFL vote, but she already had that. Most voters will be appalled as details leak out -- and they will.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 07:44 AM (dtajH)

65 "According to the store owner, looters stripped the shelves bare of all merchandise except steel toed work boots."

Posted by: Local media at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (V1+OY)

66 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."

Could just be a recent college graduate stretching their intellectual and literary wings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)

67 Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6

Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (JrHfD)

68 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

69 Did she attend Ivy Cornell or Cow Cornell?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (J4Dwc)

70 Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Exactly! Sure, they spat out vile insults but they took pride in their work and did their best to use proper English.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)

71 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)

LOL .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (JrHfD)

72 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u3SRj)

73 FenelonSpoke

I went and looked. That comment was from an another old troll, who rarely posts anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

74 Even Prolapse Paul wrote better worded insults....



back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:48 AM (iMotb)

75 “What evidence do you have that that’s the case, that the Republican Party has not been permanently changed by Donald Trump?”

Tillis said, “Well, I mean, in a populist age, it’s difficult, but I think there’s nothing like a loss in the election for people to go back.”

To McStain To Romney?
Go back to getting our asses kicked with ObamaCare and Open Borders?
Fuck You

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (/+uur)

76 NR Pax

Nay, my brother. Even two girls at one time is overrated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

77 Well it’s over folks. The WSJ say Democrats are going to win the House. They’ve laid out their agenda and you’ll be really surprised to know it’s a lot of spending, especially on the programs with fraud. Oh, and a government takeover of the healthcare system.

You will love socialism, comrade.

The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (A+X4b)

78 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax

Better be first in line.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:50 AM (u3SRj)

79 I think Jack Smith will not be able to claim sovereign immunity when he faces the plethora of civil lawsuits that are incoming. Each and every Senator, Congressman, government worker, and private citizen caught up in his snare should sue for federal civil rights violations under the color of law, abuse of office, blatant 4th Amendment violations, and a lawyer could probably add at least a dozen other items. Hopefully the piece of shit, Jack Smith, will spend the rest of his miserable life in court defending his actions - that or he gets to be the target in a game of prison darts with Bubba and Cletus.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 08, 2026 07:51 AM (JNTt1)

80 "The WSJ has become remains* another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

*Suggested edit for accuracy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (iMotb)

81 Nay, my brother. Even two girls at one time is overrated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


To be honest, I had a girlfriend at the time so I wasn't really going to search for things like this.

The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

The word "become" suggests they were never that in the first place.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (jjoN6)

82 NR Pax

Better be first in line.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

As one of my professors said about another situation like that: "I don't respect any man after #6. "

Que the Prisoner puns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

83 WSJ has been shit garbage for some time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (u3SRj)

84 Ashamed here in NC that I was "forced" to vote for Tillis several times. Never voting for a Commie Dem, but had to hold my nose to elect the GOPe bum. I guess everyone has done it at times, but it still irks me.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (EdP2u)

85 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (77rzZ)

86 WSJ is part of the attack on liberty and freedom. Every article has complete left wing bias built in. That includes the financial reporting. It’s dogshit. You can get much better and correct perspectives elsewhere. No wonder they’re trying to take over the WaPO. Now they can have two garbage left wing outlets

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 07:55 AM (A+X4b)

87 Seems that Biden's administration was somewhat slow on tracking VISA overstays.

https://tinyurl.com/y438ehae

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:02 AM (iMotb)

88 Thom Tillis, John Cornyn, and, a blast from the past, Asa Hutchinson should start a podcast. Call it Losers' Lamentations.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 08, 2026 08:04 AM (gm9Sb)

89 It’s just so tiresome. It used to be a good place to catch up on world events and markets. The op-eds were usually fair. Now it’s 24/7 attacks on not just Trump but Republicans and anyone with traditional values who actually cares about the country. Every single story is filled with left wing bias. Their headline today is some garbage suggesting the Kim Guillfoyle took bribes or something. It’s another hit piece. Yesterday they did an hit piece on Bessent. Every single story is like that. Then they write a glowing article on Democrats, Jefferies, basically saying they are going to win the House and what a great plan they have. It’s laughable in its outright bias and obfuscation of facts. Nothing balanced on economics, it’s all gas prices are bad. The economy is teetering on disaster, etc.. Why read that- it’s not informative or true. It’s a weak ass lib attempt at propaganda. They are now part of the op. There are so many other places to get actual facts without the distortions.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 08:06 AM (A+X4b)

90 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Hoping the treatment goes well
Mamdani yesterday discovered something but I doubt he cares .
He tweeted out his condolences to the Jews , but then he knifed them the back with his Hamas support.
He went to a vigil for Jews , but the crazed Hamas supporters booed him, calling him a traitor. You can't be half way with the lunatics. His brief nice words to the Jews were just BS, but even obvious BS was bad to the crazies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:07 AM (t9883)

91 >>They are now part of the op.

Now?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 08:07 AM (J4Dwc)

92
This is a good short editorial about the economy.

If you know anyone on the fence over the Democrat's propaganda assault on "affordability".

This might help:

https://tinyurl.com/bdeu83pv

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:08 AM (YSUhf)

93 So I stumbled across a website called Recentlybooked, which allows one to look at arrests across the nation by counties. And it has a feature to allow for searching it's archives for things like 'Federal Hold"

Our little county has racked up a rather amazing number of 'Federal Hold' charges for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the last year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:08 AM (iMotb)

94 Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu.

Posted by: Long John Baldry at October 08, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

95 Progress! Last year:

Jaimee Michell
@JaimeeUSA
This is absolutely sickening.

Coffeyeh, a coffee shop in Cedar Park, Texas, just outside Austin, is giving free lattes on October 7th to anyone who comes in wearing a keffiyeh and can tell them "what day it is."

October 7th is the day Hamas and other Palestinian armed groups stormed southern Israel, killed ~1,200 people, and dragged 251 hostages into Gaza. It was the deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust.

Turning the anniversary of a massacre into a coffee promo is sick. The Islamification of Texas continues.

https://tinyurl.com/3kr329ve
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But not this year!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:12 AM (ndZc7)

96 Where's Waldo Talarico?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM (t9883)

97 Apropos of nothing, we went to see the Doobie Bros last night in Simpsonville. They were simply fantastic. They haven't lost any of their heyday mojo since the band formed in '69, I think. I was wondering if Michael McDonald would make any reference to his newly-found son, but he didn't. When they did "Taking it to the Streets," Mr. Black changed the lyrics to:

You don't know me, but I'm your father...

Thought it was pretty funny! Too bad McDonald didn't do it and have some fun with it, since it seems like he's on good terms with this long lost son.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

98 Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu.
Posted by: Long John Baldry at October 08, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

Long John was the fag Elton John mentions as "Sugar Bear" in "Some Fag Saved My Life Tonight".

Long John told Elton that since Elton was a fag, he couldn't get married to a woman and to be happy he was a fag.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at October 08, 2026 08:14 AM (pa/M5)

99 A winning endorsement.

Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.

I’m honored to have Secretary Clinton’s support, and I’ll proudly carry on her fight in the US Senate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:15 AM (ndZc7)

100 Untimely hurricane a few weeks before election spiking oil prices.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (T+9ay)

101 Of course there's a racial element to it. Six year old shoots teacher in Va. and prior to that the school had done nothing and the older teacher mentioned here sounds like she was amazingly calm: she put the kid in a bear hug:

https://tinyurl.com/4kypx2hk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

102 How is Hillary Clinton still a thing?

It's bizarre.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

103 Please quit pushing Rubio for prez. The man has cuban ancestry and was part of the Gang of Eight pushing AMNESTY in 2013 when what's his name in the House lost his primary because he was a SQUISH. You know, Eric Cantor.

We need someone like DeSantis that has zero background to push him to Favor Foreign Nationals and has not favored them over Americans.
Posted by: Close The Fed at October 08, 2026 08:11 AM (lZILf)


Go back to bed.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (AKptf)

104 When they did "Taking it to the Streets," Mr. Black changed the lyrics to:

You don't know me, but I'm your father...

*********************

What a Fool Believes:

"He came from somewhere back in his long ago."

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (J4Dwc)

105 It was Hadrian rooting so hard against the Yankees that made them lose. His Asstros folded earlier.

Posted by: Take Me Out Of The Ball Game at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (EdP2u)

106 103 How is Hillary Clinton still a thing?

It's bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

To boomer women on the left she’s an icon.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (T+9ay)

107 Please quit pushing Rubio for prez.
===

Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Rubio/Bessent 2028!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

108
If this is true, it looks like hard times in Old Blighty-

https://x.com/andrewc44104127/status/2107753033920569777

Exactly, whose Army is being deployed?

seems to be the question.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (YSUhf)

109 "Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu."

It might be a tumor...*


* Classic movie reference

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:18 AM (iMotb)

110 Glad we are over monkeypox pandemic!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:19 AM (AKptf)

111 The Donks are brimming with confidence!

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Keith Ellison says Republicans mean to cheat in the midterms, and people should be "ready to protest, take to the streets."

"Don't act like, oh, they couldn't mean that. They mean it...So be ready to get your dukes up."

"I'm one who believes in peaceful protest, First Amendment."

"But if they try to take our vote away, we should absolutely be in the street. And I'll be right out there with everybody else."

So the sitting Minnesota AG is casting doubts on the legitimacy of the election before a vote is counted and warning about firing up street mobilization in response.

Not too long ago, this kind of rhetoric was deemed by Democrats as A Threat To Democracy -- but now it's just boilerplate Democrat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:19 AM (ndZc7)

112 I think that Hillary Clinton has spent decades amassing huge amounts of money by ripping people off. Anyone remember Haiti?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (JrHfD)

113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)

114 @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.

--

Uh-huh. Wasn't she a defense attorney for a man on a rape case involving a minor? Yeah, every child deserves a "fair shot," right Hillary?

Btw, what child in America doesn't have a fair shot at achieving whatever they commit themselves to? I'd say none. I'll wait for an answer from this bozo slobbering over Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

115 65 never gets old.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 08:22 AM (VyBeY)

116 Of course there's a racial element to it. Six year old shoots teacher in Va. and prior to that the school had done nothing and the older teacher mentioned here sounds like she was amazingly calm: she put the kid in a bear hug:

https://tinyurl.com/4kypx2hk

--

I just read that earlier this morning. The savagery exhibited by this 6 year old(!) in both language and deed is incredible.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:23 AM (qBdHI)

117 97 Where's Waldo Talarico?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM

He's with us.

Posted by: Mitch and Maxine at October 08, 2026 08:24 AM (V1+OY)

118 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
HOLY SH*T
@City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN.
"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"
WTF is wrong with these people???

https://tinyurl.com/2436f6de

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Well, Satan, Hillary, tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7)

119 116 65 never gets old.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

And Father's Day cards.

Posted by: Hallmark Holiday at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (EdP2u)

120 Is it lupus?

Posted by: George Costanza at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (V1+OY)

121 Good morning!

Cornyn, Massie, Tillis, MTG. . . there's no shortage of loser Republications who think that upon their exit it is the perfect moment to lecture those who've rejected them on how they need to completely change course.

Uh, no. YOU are the one who's on the wrong path, YOU are the ones whose ideas and policies have been rejected.

Srsly, lecturing 77 million Trump voters that they don't belong in the party is breathtakingly arrogant.

[insert meme of wallflower at party watching everyone else having fun and thinking "they just don't understand my brilliance. . ."]

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (rOKnE)

122 Even if I had Netflix, I'd have no interest in watching this new East of Eden. The review mentions its "flat, gloomy color editing," which is my complaint about so many movies and TV shows now. And if it tries to make Cathy "the monster" into a sympathetic character --!!!

There'd be no story and no meaning without her being what she is. No thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)

123 >>Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."


Probably English is not their native language?
They're not sending their best, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (rOKnE)

124 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

125 Satanism is just dumb. Satan was the loser in his struggle with God. Why would you worship the loser?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

126 That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. The result: A game winning home run (that should not have been) by Derek Jeter… 1996 playoffs against the Orioles. His rookie year. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:28 AM (AvqNi)

127
"Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
·
21h
A war you started and suck at is not a genocide.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza....."

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:28 AM (AKptf)

128 Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:23 AM

Probably having a mother who smoked dope all the time and was in jail for four years didn't help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:29 AM (JrHfD)

129 Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”


The only forced pregnancies are from rape. That's less than 1% (I think I read) of all pregnancies in the US. There are thousands of prevention methods available that allow these whores to spread their legs anywhere they want.

It really saddens me there's a faction of society that thinks they should be able to shirk responsibility by murdering a baby they willingly created by doing nothing to prevent it from happening.

We really are a doomed society if this keeps going in the direction we're headed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

130 >>"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"
WTF is wrong with these people???


So completely rejected God that it's not enough to simply be atheist, they have to performatively embrace the dark side? Gotta spit in God's face and all that?

They may be joking, but what they're doing is not comedy. . . yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

131 European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’

https://tinyurl.com/mrx64u24

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Well, at least they got the gold right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ndZc7)

132 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."
*
Probably English is not their native language?
They're not sending their best, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:27


***
I think they *are* sending their best. You don't want to see what their midwits and their worst are like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (wzUl9)

133 Where's Waldo Talarico?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM



He's been glad handing voters and kissing babies sooooooo much, he got the flu, which appears to have made a roaring comeback after being completely irradicated by covid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

134 >>Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”



And yet she no doubt believes that we must all pay for the children of others - unemployed, refugee, immigrant/illegal immigrant.

Maybe we could more easily afford kids if we weren't paying premium prices and high taxes in order support a large portion of the population getting everything for free?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:32 AM (rOKnE)

135 I fully endorse your next GOP President, Thom Tillis!

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (wVcYX)

136 Why do bodies of government need to have a prayer at all? Just meet, get shit done, and go home.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)

137 European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’

https://tinyurl.com/mrx64u24

-
Well, at least they got the gold right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ndZc7)



Trump donates his entire Presidential salary to charity. What does the leaders in the EU give?

Not a f*cking thing.

DIAF that your love of immigrants light, assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

138 Today Is Bring Your Bible To School Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

139 >>European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’



These people are toddlers.
Even in their mocking of Trump they couldn't resist doing it in gold. Only the best, most luxurious metals used to depict Trump!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE)

140 Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

Because most of them are thumbing their nose at Christians. I think most of them don't believe in it all. They just use Satan as a convenient symbol . For the ones who do believe, Satan offers the rationale to do anything they like as it feels good.
I have a friend who's a Christian whose daughter is attracted to Wicca ( yes, I know it's not the same thing as Satanism ) because they're so "friendly" and non judgmental ( and supportive of LGBt people ) and because she likes the power bit of casting spells,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:35 AM (JrHfD)

141 The President last night in TX said that Talafreako has been AWOL because he was forced to eat Bar-B-Q and Beef while campaigning and his delicate constitution couldn't handle it.

Posted by: Meat, Wonderful Meat at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)

142 The President last night in TX said that Talafreako has been AWOL because he was forced to eat Bar-B-Q and Beef while campaigning and his delicate constitution couldn't handle it.
Posted by: Meat, Wonderful Meat at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)



He's been saying that every time Talafreako eats meat, he goes and throws up.

I wonder if there's any validity to that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

143 "populism" is just a sneer that means "delivering on campaign promises to conservatives."

There is not one thing that Trump has campaigned on for the last 10 years that wasn't first said by a Republican conservative.

In fact, I bet if you listed the campaign promises of Tillis when he first ran for Senate, every one of them will match Trump--or go farther.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (3cUTc)

144 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
============
Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.

Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

145 F*CK the YANKmees.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

146 Commission a statue on the National Mall of Angela Merkel pegging Macron's prolapsed boyhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (h6CE+)

147 Morning, all. I think the interview went well enough, but won't know for a few weeks. I think some of my other recent interviews are a better fit for me, experience and duties-wise. Still, "If this is the right one, God, let them give me a firm offer. If it is not, let them NOT give me a firm offer."

Today, back to the grindstone of job searches and crossing out all the ones that are too bad a fit to even apply for.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (aJQbY)

148 Why cast spells when you can cast lures?

Posted by: Bill Dance at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (EdP2u)

149 Sponge

The Yankees are cancer? All righty, then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

150 World Health Organization Sees No Evidence of Plague Spreading in Russia

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You can trust them. They're like doctors and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (ndZc7)

151 >> @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.


Excuse me, what has Hillary Clinton, Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger Award* winner, dedicated her career to re: babies????


*their highest honor

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

152 "populism" is just a sneer that means "delivering on campaign promises to conservatives."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (3cUTc)
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Classic Thimb Tillis: "I know better than the voters"

Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (PFC1v)

153 And no one spoke up to interrupt the prayer to Satan?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

154 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Posted by: Sen. Blutarsky at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

155 Sponge

The Yankees are cancer? All righty, then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)



In some circles, I would imagine they could be considered that.....but I just can't stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

156
Good substack by Insty about the great speech by Marco Rubio:

https://tinyurl.com/46bfnscv

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (YSUhf)

157 The acceptance of Hillary's endorsement is further evidence that Flanagan is batshit nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:42 AM (t9883)

158 Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

Chico and the Gay Man

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

159 Toga! Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Sen. Blutarsky at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

Best Pearl Harbor movie eva

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

160 @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.



If by 'shot' you mean, the morning after pill, the covid vaccine, or any other means of destruction to a child.........

Watched a video yesterday of a young child 4 days before one of the new vaccines and 4 days after.

They're evil butchers.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

161 Definitely not a shit hole.

Haiti Postpones Elections Indefinitely As Political Instability and Gang Violence Continues

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (ndZc7)

162 The thing is, Thom knows they are using him.
That as soon as the midterms are over, none of these programs will have him on again.
And he is happy to be used.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (3cUTc)

163 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
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Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

We could have shown you that, back in the '80s and '90s.

Posted by: Your Houston Astros at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

164 A San Francisco home has sold for nearly double its asking price, the latest example of the city’s ultra-hot luxury market.

The sprawling house at 2 Sixth Ave. closed at $15 million, $7 million over its initial $8 million asking price. It was put on the market on Sept. 17 for only the second time ever.

Spanning 4,490 square feet — by most standards disqualifying it from the moniker “mansion” — the four-bedroom, four-bathroom property was built in 1914, with its original owners maintaining it for 70 years. In 1984, it sold for the first time ever to residents who lived there until now.
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We used to live a few doors away from there before we bought our house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

165 stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They're amateurs!

Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)

166 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

167 And what’s with that “Thom” crap?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

168 "That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. "

I was at that game -- in the upper deck so we couldn't see what happened in the right field corner.

Someone had the sense not to replay it on the Jumbotron which would have shown the interference.

We did see the Os manager getting tossed.

I only learned what happened when I got home.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)

169 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)

170 153-Some local pastor spoke afterwards.

https://tinyurl.com/ytkcywt3

What a rude man who offered a prayer to Satan. He just needed to do his little sideshow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (JrHfD)

171
They're amateurs!
Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)



I've not been around Eagles fans nor Red Sox fans. I can only base my opinions on things that I've experienced, however I've read really fun things about them as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

172 Here's another weirdo globalist: https://tinyurl.com/5aan8xm6

Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland

I’m thrilled to share that my new book, Unreliable Boyfriend, will be out on October 13. I can’t wait for you to read it.


Not a teen romance:
From the bestselling author of Plutocrats, journalist-turned-political leader Chrystia Freeland delivers a personal and incisive examination of power, international relations, and global trade. Drawing from her years in government, Unreliable Boyfriend offers a revelatory view of the United States through the eyes of a Canadian who dealt with American chaos firsthand.

USA = "unreliable boyfriend"
How old is she?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)

173 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
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Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

We could have shown you that, back in the '80s and '90s.
Posted by: Your Houston Astros at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

This is what happened to the Braves against the Dodgers. They actually got good pitching in that series but couldn’t hit worth beans…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (AvqNi)

174 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)



That should tell you all you need to know about what it means to be a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

175 They're amateurs!
Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia

Truth right there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (h6CE+)

176 In some circles, I would imagine they could be considered that.....but I just can't stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)
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Have you never visited Philadelphia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

177 @164 will the Millennium Tower land on it when it falls over?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (t9883)

178 Cheating?

Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)

179 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)

He left out "stuttering clusterfuck".

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

180 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 08, 2026 08:48 AM (53oGX)

181
Have you never visited Philadelphia?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)



I have.....during Bush/Kerry, actually.

And yes.....I ran across assholes, which you do most everywhere at some point.

I've just not been around them in large numbers in a smaller area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

182 @172 Freeland is a leftist one worlder dirt bag. If she takes a position, go the opposite.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (t9883)

183 @164 will the Millennium Tower land on it when it falls over?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (t9883)
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Inshallah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

184 and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

We're sitting right here.

Posted by: University of Michigan fans at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (J4Dwc)

185 This is the problem with having prayer in public govt funded events. You can’t just limit it to Christian prayers. My guess is this was a stunt to prove just that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (T+9ay)

186 Cheating?
Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)



Yep. They were the only ones in the history of ever to do that........We should vilify them for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

187 >>I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.


El-Sayed had a podcast on Obama bros Crooked Media (the Pod Save America dudes).
I'm guessing Obama has been helping El-Sayed for a while.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE)

188 I see that the US Govt Cash Helicopter deposited $90 in my account last night, for no good reason.

Money printer go brrrrrr.

Posted by: gp at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

189 Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever. I mean a Dem senate candidate in Minnesota is sweating and yet Paxton “ trails” Talarico??? That is some mighty fine ganja they’re smoking…. Not to mention a combination commie/terrorist is supposedly ahead in MI. Okay then…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (AvqNi)

190 178 Cheating?
Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)

Hello there...

Posted by: University of Michigan Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (J4Dwc)

191 Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever. I mean a Dem senate candidate in Minnesota is sweating and yet Paxton “ trails” Talarico??? That is some mighty fine ganja they’re smoking…. Not to mention a combination commie/terrorist is supposedly ahead in MI. Okay then…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (AvqNi)



Talarico is so popular in Texas, his campaign rolled out a photo from early in the PRIMARY showing that he spoke to a full house last week........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

192 Rocker Jack White Slams Trump as “Worst American of All Time”

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Because he wants to nuke LA and San Diego. No, really.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

193 >>Freeland is a leftist one worlder dirt bag. If she takes a position, go the opposite.


Yup. She was an executive at WEF while serving as Deputy Prime Minister.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)

194 @188 me too. An extra $90 from the government is good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (t9883)

195 Boston Red Sox fans are obnoxious but nowhere near the arrogance of the New England Patriots fans.

Actually, they're the same.

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

196 Rocker Jack White Slams Trump as “Worst American of All Time”

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Because he wants to nuke LA and San Diego. No, really.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)



The liberal media is still winning........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

197 I was an NHL game where the visiting team were the Bruins. A Yankees Suck chant broke out by Bruins fans. Keep in mind Boston was the visiting team, haha.

Gotta respect the Boston fans. The hatred for the fucking Yaaankeees runs deeeeep.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (T+9ay)

198 Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”

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And yet, when we apply this logic to prisoners sentenced to life or people who are on welfare longterm, it is "wrong". If you want to make it about financial burden you will be unhappy with how that doctrine gets applied to other issues.

Posted by: Penfold at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Fbt5B)

199 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
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This is a threat.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (IUETd)

200 US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers at Miami International Airport spotted what court documents described as an “unexplained bulge” around a passenger’s waist and pelvic area after he arrived on a flight from Havana, Cuba, according to a federal complaint obtained by Fox News Digital.

A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)

201 >Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever.
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (V1+OY)

202 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
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This is a threat.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (IUETd)



Of course it is, but diversity, so it's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

203 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
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Do not be wowed or snowed by his next sentence. This is unequivocally a threat and is meant to be taken as such.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (IUETd)

204 >>Yup. She was an executive at WEF while serving as Deputy Prime Minister.

Check out her grandfather Michael Chomiak.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)

205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

206 A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)



How high do you have to be to look at yourself in a mirror and determine "That's PERFECT!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

207 And yet, when we apply this logic to prisoners sentenced to life or people who are on welfare longterm, it is "wrong". If you want to make it about financial burden you will be unhappy with how that doctrine gets applied to other issues.
Posted by: Penfold at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Fbt5B)

or $15k/mth drugs

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

208 Talarico is so popular in Texas, his campaign rolled out a photo from early in the PRIMARY showing that he spoke to a full house last week........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

Leading up to Election Day 2024 leftists were giddy that some Trump rallies had empty seats. Don’t fall into this trap.

Or the trap of seeing it not seeing lawn signs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (T+9ay)

209 Notice

We are increasing our early bird special to $90 price fixe effective immediately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

210 205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

Testicles everywhere

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

211 >>“We really have 300 troublemakers out of 100,000 Somali people here. It’s a small number. But of that 300, 50 need to go to jail soon, because the 50 are the leadership. It may not be official leadership, but they’re the ones carrying the guns and shooting at other people. So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO. We are working with the feds."


Sure, sure, only 300 bad apples.
Glad he's working with the feds.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (rOKnE)

212 "That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. "

I was at that game -- in the upper deck so we couldn't see what happened in the right field corner.

Someone had the sense not to replay it on the Jumbotron which would have shown the interference.

We did see the Os manager getting tossed.

I only learned what happened when I got home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)


That was such a horrible non-call. One of those moments that live in infamy in the collective minds of Orioles fans.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (W6UZk)

213 The Paolo, he often has to deal with the problem of, how you say, unexplained bulge, at security checkpoints.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (V1+OY)

214 I have a sudden craving for calamari.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

215 I was with my daughter in Hatteras Village in the summer headed to a restaurant. Thirty miles out in the ocean, beautiful summer day. Everyone in a good mood, except one guy. Daughter had a Mets vanity plate on the front of her car. Guy had a Phils hat on, walks by saying loudly, Mets,! Mets,! Who the hell roots for the Mets? I said "You must live a miserable life, can't even be happy on vacation". He slunk away quietly, because I look like a large Viking. Some people are just unhappy creeps.

Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at October 08, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u)

216
That was such a horrible non-call. One of those moments that live in infamy in the collective minds of Orioles fans.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (W6UZk)



Now we simply have the chant "CHECK his DRAFT kings!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

217 Online Dems are absolutely convinced they are going to get 53 in the Senate.

Again, "unskew the polls" and all that, but what exactly are the Dems running on?
Trump hate.

Ok, so Trump is so unpopular, and everyone is going to vote for the Democrats.

BTW: What is the favorability rating of the Democrat Party?

Illustrative:
The "Trump told Iran to nuke L.A. and San Diego!" smear would have been wall-to-wall for weeks less than 5 years ago.
But, despite every Dem of any stature pushing the lie, it fizzled in barely a day.
They won't understand why or what it means for their midterm strategy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (3cUTc)

218 Loser lefty musicians hating on America nothing new. That's one reason I became a fan of country music. Unfortunately the Left are a cancer and have spread into Nashville big time. Zach Bryant being the current biggest douchebag.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (KC5Lt)

219 Tillis: GOP Should Ditch Trump Populism, ‘Go Back’ to Conservative Principles

I watched the interview. (no I didn't) He didn't say harrumph even once so he's a faux conservative.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

220 Sure 300 bad
but the 99,700 with IQs barely high enough to be street sweepers will be on the Big Govt Test forever and ever

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

221 I've just not been around them in large numbers in a smaller area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Uncle had season tickets. I went to one game - Eagles vs Cowboys. It was like being in Beirut. Ice balls, batteries and whatever had density was thrown at Dallas coming out of the tunnel. Fights in the parking lot and stands. Romans at the Colosseum would have been in shock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (h6CE+)

222 I've been a fan of several things in my life, but I've never been able to understand the whole "Fight to the death because you're rooting for the wrong team" thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

223 214 I have a sudden craving for calamari.
Posted by: Sponge

Damn you. Now I have to go to Licari's for lunch.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)

224 205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

You're breaking my heart.

Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (EdP2u)

225 Didn't look like interference to me unless the outfielder was Superman.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (KC5Lt)

226 Oh no!

Ana Navarro Predicts Everyone Will Die from Russian Plague — Because of Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

227 >>I was an NHL game where the visiting team were the Bruins. A Yankees Suck chant broke out by Bruins fans. Keep in mind Boston was the visiting team, haha.

I was at a Red Sox - Yankees game at Fenway during the weekend when the NYPD softball team was in Boston to play the Boston PD softball team. I happened to get a seat right behind the NYPD team.

Non-stop heckling and abuse from the NYPD toward the Sox and Sox fans they entire game. And these were cops.

Being a fan of neither team I was just rooting for injuries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

228 Jeffrey Maier was the kid who reached over the wall on Jeter's hit.
More popular than the guy who interfered in the Cubs game I would think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (t9883)

229 Was Tillis wearing a plaid shirt next to a Ford pickup when he said that? Oh right he only does that during campaign ads.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (T+9ay)

230 Ana Navarro.
Is there anything she DOESN'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 08, 2026 09:00 AM (V1+OY)

231 Tillis is a sore loser who will soon be forgotten unless he joins the Dem party.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:00 AM (KC5Lt)

232 Now we simply have the chant "CHECK his DRAFT kings!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)


Exactly. That's a huge reason why I don't spend a lot of time watching any sporting events anymore. I still love hockey, but even that is getting more suspicious.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:01 AM (W6UZk)

233 I was at a Giants game in Pittsburgh when they were champs and Barry Bonds (former Pirate) was on the field.

I talked as much smack as possible but all the Pirates fans were too nice and none of them took the bait.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

234 Something magical about Fenway. I’ve been to several games there in my travels to Boston. I’m not a yuuge beisbol fan but going to games there is awesome. I’ll take those old timey stadiums over the $1B new ones any day.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (T+9ay)

235 @TheBabylonBee
Hamas Disappointed Leftists Don't Believe They Massacred Jews After They Went To All The Trouble To Livestream It

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

236 Exactly. That's a huge reason why I don't spend a lot of time watching any sporting events anymore. I still love hockey, but even that is getting more suspicious.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:01 AM (W6UZk)



College football has been pretty solid, unless it's a significant game, then the mysterious pass interference or roughing the passer call comes out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

237 Jeffrey Maier was the kid who reached over the wall on Jeter's hit.
More popular than the guy who interfered in the Cubs game I would think
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (t9883)


He became a celeb in the Big Rotten Apple. I think he was on Letterman.

The Cubs thing was Steve Bartman. Opposite effect for him because his interference was adverse to the home team.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:03 AM (W6UZk)

238 Guy had a Phils hat on,

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Even the Democrats may be able to recognize a woman now.

Sophie Cunningham Appears to Troll Transgender Community With “Women” Hat at Missouri Football Game

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)

239 Long ago when they had Foam in the Dome, it was usually just Astros fans fighting each other and being brought down to Astro Jail.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:04 AM (KC5Lt)

240 How high do you have to be to look at yourself in a mirror and determine "That's PERFECT!!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

Come on, man. Get some jive going. Be cool. Shake it, but don't break it. That's it. Hey man, how do I look? "You look sharp, mister." I feel sharp! Ya hear? I feel like the sun around midnight. You dig? Outta sight! Get down! Get down! Feeling good! Feeling fine! Feeling real fine! That's it, just loosen up those hips, sugar. All you whiteys got a tight ass! Yeah, get that ass moving there! Outta sight! I'm a macaroni! Get down! I'm the king, number one baby!

Posted by: George Caldwell at October 08, 2026 09:04 AM (pa/M5)

241 Claiming Bartman for the cubs losing that game is like blaming forks for obesity. It’s beyond retarded.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (T+9ay)

242
Today is also,
World Octopus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)


Somewhere in NYC...

Awwww, yeah!

*takes off pants*

*lowers bare butt into octopus tank*

Posted by: And now you know where Talarico has been for the last 10 days... at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)

243 172 USA = "unreliable boyfriend"
How old is she?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)
=======================
One of the most outstandingly obnoxious globalist totalitarians alive and kicking today, IMO, Freeland is a first class bitch. She led the seizure of truckers equipment and bank accounts during the last unfortunate administration in Ottawa.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (4nevv)

244 Legal betting is destroying sports.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (h6CE+)

245 >>Something magical about Fenway. I’ve been to several games there in my travels to Boston. I’m not a yuuge beisbol fan but going to games there is awesome. I’ll take those old timey stadiums over the $1B n

>> When I was in high school we would take the T to Fenway and get scalped bleacher tickets for a couple bucks. Sit in the bleachers on a nice summer day with a dog and a beer, yea that were pretty lenient about IDs back then, and it was great day.

One of my high school teammates got a summer job "working" the manual scoreboard on the Green Monster. He got paid to watch games from one of the best seats in the house.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)

246 HillaryClinton ... making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.

**********

...or an exercise band to the neck if the mom doesn't have a gun handy.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 09:06 AM (I0N4X)

247 244 Legal betting is destroying sports.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (h6CE+)

Now do ESPN the OCHO

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

248 Legal betting is destroying sports.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:05 AM (h6CE+)



The NFL is now PARTNERED with gambling firms. Not sponsored, PARTNERED.

The NFL is the WWE with pads and a ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

249 “I thought the worst I’ve seen in my life is what ISIS has done in Iraq and Syria,” Rawan Osman who is Syrian and Lebanese said. “I have never imagined saying I’ve seen something worse.”...
“They were so joyful and cheering over dead bodies and they were parading bodies without clothes,” Al Harbi, who is Muslim, said. “That’s not the Islam that I knew my whole life.”


That is the truth about Islam. To say on one side that it's "not the Islam" they know, and at the same time say they "never imagined" something worse that what ISIS did is to Taqqiyah about the issue.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:08 AM (l3cgK)

250
Now do ESPN the OCHO
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)



Those aren't sports.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

251 A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)
======================
The everyday Miami airport shenanigans would make a great comedy show backdrop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:08 AM (4nevv)

252 “We really have 300 troublemakers out of 100,000 Somali people here. It’s a small number. But of that 300, 50 need to go to jail soon, because the 50 are the leadership. It may not be official leadership, but they’re the ones carrying the guns and shooting at other people. So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO. We are working with the feds."
-MN Sheriff
========

BS. The current crop of miscreants is the "muscle" for the massive Somali grifting industry. IOW, the enforcement division of Fraud, Inc.

You take out the "leadership" now, and the head honchos will just hire a new "leadership". You can't run a criminal syndicate without a corps of tough guys to do what has to be done.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2026 09:09 AM (rj6Yv)

253 Damn spaghetti spiced sell out!

Socialist protesters call Zohran Mamdani “traitor” for being too pro-Israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)

254 130 So completely rejected God that it's not enough to simply be atheist, they have to performatively embrace the dark side? Gotta spit in God's face and all that?
Posted by: Lizzy


Their worldview can be summed up as follows:

1. I don't believe in God.
2. I HATE HIM!!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 09:09 AM (jjoN6)

255 The everyday Miami airport shenanigans would make a great comedy show backdrop.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:08 AM (4nevv)

Americas Funniest Third World Invaders

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

256 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)


It's possible that when you were matriculated, your university didn't actively encourage debauchery.

Here's the university's official "have you done this yet" checklist:

https://tinyurl.com/bp7t4fem

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

257 Who knew The Last Boy Scout was a documentary.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:10 AM (KC5Lt)

258 Gambling is what’s keeping sports alive. Otherwise yuutes don’t have the attention span to watch a 3 hr game.

With micro bets the score doesn’t even matter anymore for a lot of “fans”. It’s how many catches did so and so make or how yards didn’t and so rush for.its fantasy football on steroids. That’s a large chunk of the betting market. Who won or lost is almost an afterthought.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:10 AM (T+9ay)

259 Thumb Tillis reminds me of a character from Monty Python's "Upper Class Twit" skits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:11 AM (4nevv)

260 Banana Ball is great for many reasons, the fans are part of the action. Fans get one Fan Challenge per game and every ball caught cleanly by fans is an out. One game I saw this year had 11 fan caught outs, a record.
Dan Oberst of the Bananas fouled out to the fans 15 times this year, once, three times in a row.
The Championship Game Bananas vs. Tailgaters is Saturday in the Nationals Ballpark in DC. Every game is live on Youtube.

Posted by: Big Fan Here at October 08, 2026 09:11 AM (EdP2u)

261 Woods, an aerospace engineering student from Saraland, is accused of responding to a TikTok post about Trump's upcoming visit with the comment, "he gotta die bro."

Maffs be like hard and shit

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

262 Always always always type and delete

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 09:12 AM (IUETd)

263 Only sport I watch now is golf.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:12 AM (KC5Lt)

264 Legend has it that Judge Roy Hofheinz lived in a lavish, 24-room suite within the Astrodome that he claimed was his legal homestead to protect the stadium from foreclosure or seizure for unpaid taxes under Texas law.

The Judge's Quarters, which Hofheinz occupied from 1965 to 1972, was a 24-room complex spanning up to seven floors located in the right-field stands behind the scoreboard, that cost approximately $1.5 million to build.

Its eclectic, "early King Farouk" decor included a Presidential Suite with purple velvet baths and gold toilet handles reserved for Lyndon B. Johnson, a Tipsy Tavern with a slanted floor, a bowling alley, a shooting gallery, a private putting green, and conference rooms with zebra-print chairs.

This apartment was dismantled and removed in 1988 to make room for additional stadium seating.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

265 American College Students Prefer Socialism to Capitalism, Survey Finds.

Shock Polls: Dems TWICE As Likely to Support Hitler, and Trump’s Popularity Soars With Young Voters


I think I see the problem...and it's not with young voters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:13 AM (l3cgK)

266
Atheism requires a lot of faith.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2026 09:13 AM (Y8DZL)

267 256: It's possible that when you were matriculated, your university didn't actively encourage debauchery.

Here's the university's official "have you done this yet" checklist:


I'll see it when I get home. And I'm almost afraid to.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 09:13 AM (jjoN6)

268 Bronx-bred Yankees fan here who was often in the Fenway bleachers while in school. My vote for the best place to watch baseball.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 09:13 AM (dtajH)

269 263 Does anybody bet on golf?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

270 Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever. I mean a Dem senate candidate in Minnesota is sweating and yet Paxton “ trails” Talarico??? That is some mighty fine ganja they’re smoking…. Not to mention a combination commie/terrorist is supposedly ahead in MI. Okay then…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (AvqNi)
******
Saw a poll that had Gina Hinojosa beating Governor Greg Abbott by 2 points.
Sweating bullets now.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

271 My Bronx born father was a Mets fan.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (KC5Lt)

272 "An extra $90 from the government is good "

Why not send out $900K to everybody then? That would be 10K times better, right?

I guess it's not just Dumocrats who like Free Govt Money.

The U.S. federal budget deficit for fiscal year (FY) 2026 is estimated to be approximately $2.0 trillion. We can afford it!

Posted by: gp at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

273 Oh no!

Ana Navarro Predicts Everyone Will Die from Russian Plague — Because of Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
+++
Isn't she supposed to be the conservative one on the show?
Do people actually watch that garbage?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Lo97M)

274 How do college students support socialism and Trump popularity soars with young people?

The math ain’t mathing as the kids would say.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (T+9ay)

275 From the anti-Mamdani protest.

Zohran, what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?'

'700,000 dead. Mamdani, your hands are red!'

'Traitor, traitor, come on out! You sold all your people out!'

'Zohran, you can't hide. We charge you with genocide!'

https://tinyurl.com/h4xms5ju

-
700,000 dead, huh?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)

276 Posted by: gp at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

I don't think we should do it but it's not free money. It's money being returned.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (KC5Lt)

277 Isn't she supposed to be the conservative one on the show?
Do people actually watch that garbage?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Lo97M)



I thought she was the green room food disposal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

278 Maybe James Talarico has that tick bite born disease where you get violently ill if you eat meat, and that what's his big deal about being a Vegan is , but instead of announcing that he virtues signals against eating beef.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (JrHfD)

279 Does anybody bet on golf?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

Absolutely. You can bet on just about any sport on the planet these days with Draft Kings and the like.

I mean like bets on Brazilian volleyball tournaments and shit. Gambling addiction has become THAT bad for some.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:16 AM (T+9ay)

280 263 Only sport I watch now is golf.
Posted by: polynikes

I get it, my wife hates it.

Every stroke is a game in itself.

Golfers don't play against each other, they play against themselves.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (Y8DZL)

281 "I don't think we should do it but it's not free money. It's money being returned."

It's money being PRINTED!

Posted by: gp at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (Jr5Lq)

282 American College Students Prefer Socialism to Capitalism, Survey Finds.
====================
Prefer starvation to excess food? Unemployment to jobs? Are you a luddite?

Socialism is for you!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (4nevv)

283 IIRC, ESPN had a show discussing the 7 reasons why you couldn't blame Steve Bartman for the Cubs losing that series in 2003. The #1 reason was that Bartman's interference occurred in game SIX of the series. The Cubs still had a chance at the Friendly Confines to regroup and win Game 7.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (2CeDH)

284 Does anybody bet on golf?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

I made a $100 bet on the last Masters. Didn't win.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (KC5Lt)

285 Savannah Bananas put asses in seats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:18 AM (h6CE+)

286 263 Does anybody bet on golf?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

Gambling is strictly forbidden at Bushwood, sir!

Posted by: Judge Smails at October 08, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

287 "Saw a poll..."

Who's poll was it? How many more donktards did it sample than R?

When was the last time a R led a monmoth college poll? UT poll.

Why you letting a "poll" gaslight you?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2026 09:18 AM (dCMJG)

288 @274 "The math ain’t mathing as the kids would say."

Non-College outnumber College by two to one for all ages of adults. This has huge implications if we get the Turnout that I expect.

The Left continues to alienate the working class. Trump's success has been built on getting them to vote R.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (dtajH)

289 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (ccf/V)

290 Bronx-bred Yankees fan here who was often in the Fenway bleachers while in school. My vote for the best place to watch baseball.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 09:13 AM (dtajH)


Benn there and also to a alot of other current and former ballparks. I'll take Wrigley over Fenway. For the modern ballparks, Pittsburgh is really a gem.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (W6UZk)

291 125 Satanism is just dumb. Satan was the loser in his struggle with God. Why would you worship the loser?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)
======
Ask the 1.5 Billion muzzies that question.
allah, master deceiver = satan, father of all lies

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (JNTt1)

292 Does anybody bet on golf?
Posted by: Bulg


I'll bet Tiger gets another DEI before the end of the year.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 09:20 AM (k9rrS)

293 Socialism these days can be defined as any govt program. I see a lot of this online with people going oh you hate socialism so then I guess we should get rid of the police and fire fighters huh? They think that’s a sick burn.

If you re-asked the question from do you support socialism to do you think the govt should run every aspect of the economy, even among retards in college the support would drop considerably.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:20 AM (T+9ay)

294 251 A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)
======================
The everyday Miami airport shenanigans would make a great comedy show backdrop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:08 AM (4nevv)

Florida man, what CAN'T you do?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)

295 Ohio pollsters claim Husted is running behind Sherrod Brown. Republicans are confident of a solid win, and early mail in ballot requests support their view (at least so far, as TJM data points out). Nobody can figure out what is happening with the polls, except to say they must be oversampling a Democrat group, probably young voters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:21 AM (4nevv)

296 He's been saying that every time Talafreako eats meat, he goes and throws up.

I wonder if there's any validity to that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)


No. I've seen him down dozens of sausages in a single night with no problem. -- Corey Booker

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

297 254 130 So completely rejected God that it's not enough to simply be atheist, they have to performatively embrace the dark side? Gotta spit in God's face and all that?
Posted by: Lizzy

Their worldview can be summed up as follows:

1. I don't believe in God.
2. I HATE HIM!!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 09:09 AM (jjoN6)
3. ?
4. Profit!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:21 AM (l3cgK)

298 From the anti-Mamdani protest.

Zohran, what do you say? How many kids did you kill today?'

'700,000 dead. Mamdani, your hands are red!'

'Traitor, traitor, come on out! You sold all your people out!'

'Zohran, you can't hide. We charge you with genocide!'

https://tinyurl.com/h4xms5ju

It'd be funny if they got ahold of him. The GAF meter is out of batteries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 09:21 AM (h6CE+)

299 700,000 dead, huh?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)

They'll get it up to 1.6 million in a few years and then they'll be on par with the Holocaust.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 09:22 AM (6ydKt)

300 He's been saying that every time Talafreako eats meat, he goes and throws up.

I wonder if there's any validity to that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

No. I've seen him down dozens of sausages in a single night with no problem. -- Corey Booker
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Did they have ketamine on them?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 09:22 AM (k9rrS)

301 Benn there and also to a alot of other current and former ballparks. I'll take Wrigley over Fenway. For the modern ballparks, Pittsburgh is really a gem.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (W6UZk)
================
Love all those parks, along with Camden Yard and, especially, seating behind home plate in San Francisco on a sunny afternoon. Best seat in baseball, IMO.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:23 AM (fcuif)

302 I always bet on Dr. Beeper at Bushwood. Lost my shirt every time.

Posted by: Inveterate, Degenerate, Gambler at October 08, 2026 09:23 AM (EdP2u)

303 According to a poll, kammie the kommie won Iowa by 14 points last POTUS election!!

Lets keep quoting polls as some kind of anonymous source.

How about you name the poll so people can check the crosstabs for themselves?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2026 09:23 AM (dCMJG)

304 258 Gambling is what’s keeping sports alive. Otherwise yuutes don’t have the attention span to watch a 3 hr game.

With micro bets the score doesn’t even matter anymore for a lot of “fans”. It’s how many catches did so and so make or how yards didn’t and so rush for.its fantasy football on steroids. That’s a large chunk of the betting market. Who won or lost is almost an afterthought.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:10 AM (T+9ay)

I would rather set the money in my wallet on fire that bet on sports. It's essentially the same thing for me with less time lost.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:23 AM (l3cgK)

305 The saying is true. We, the residents of Warsaw and Cracow, are very pro-stripper.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

306 Boston Globe: -- story by Michael C. Bender, NYTimes

The Trump administration’s lack of action on the Cornell case highlights an apparent drop from the president's first term in resolved investigations of sexual assault.

---

The Cornell incident happened:
• under Biden
• in a Democrat-controlled state
• in a deep, deep blue city
• at a leftist university
• by progressives

Every. Single. Person. Involved. Is. A. Democrat.

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

307 Just checked my bank account - $90 incoming from SSA.

It's more like a transposition error than anything significant.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (wVcYX)

308 Non-College outnumber College by two to one for all ages of adults. This has huge implications if we get the Turnout that I expect.
-

For people under 30 it’s close to 50/50.

2:1 is the population at large but it really skews based on age. The older you get the lower the percent is.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (T+9ay)

309 273 Oh no!

Ana Navarro Predicts Everyone Will Die from Russian Plague — Because of Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
+++
Isn't she supposed to be the conservative one on the show?
Do people actually watch that garbage?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Lo97M)

Because it's happening in RUSSIA, and everybody knows (because of the Deep State) that Trump is a RUSSIAN asset, right?
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (l3cgK)

310 Does anybody bet on golf?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)


Of course. Both "officially" on the various sites/apps and also unofficially amongst a lot of everyday amateurs. My buddies and I almost always have some bet going during our rounds. Usually a $5 per person bet on every Par 3 - whoever is closest to the pin wins it all. Has to be on the green though. So if nobody hits the green, it carries over to the next Par 3. That hole becomes $10 per person - an so on. We carry it forward to the next round if necessary.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (W6UZk)

311 274 How do college students support socialism and Trump popularity soars with young people?

The math ain’t mathing as the kids would say.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (T+9ay)

Because young college students are mostly brain-washed by college, but don't make up the majority of young voters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)

312 The over/under on the longest time Patrick Cantlay takes to hit any tee shot in any tournament next year:

7 minutes

I'll take the over

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 09:26 AM (J4Dwc)

313 The pollsters have to make the poll results more even by October.

If they don't, the Dems leading races by 10 points might give the Dem voters the idea that they have this thing in the bag already, and then they won't show up to vote.

Can't have that, so the polls get closer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 09:26 AM (6ydKt)

314 277 Isn't she supposed to be the conservative one on the show?
Do people actually watch that garbage?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 08, 2026 09:14 AM (Lo97M)


I thought she was the green room food disposal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

Soylent Green is Ana Navarro!

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at October 08, 2026 09:28 AM (l3cgK)

315 CNN recently reported (Harry Enten) that GOP party registration is stronger than it's ever been, and that in swing states, it's up over any Dem gains.

For TWO YEARS, the media has told us voters are fleeing Trump to join the Dems, and polling that that same media is publishing 'confirms' that.

But party registration numbers places the GOP in a stronger position than they have ever been.

I wonder which are real - the polls which are projecting data or the party registrations, which are RECORDING data...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 09:28 AM (gLYp7)

316 Sadly, after the midterms, Democrats will crank up their 2028 Presidential PR, and we will have to read a lot of hagiographic crap about Kamala again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:28 AM (fcuif)

317 >>'Traitor, traitor, come on out! You sold all your people out!'


Is this for real, or some kind of performative protest* where he gets to look moderate after pledging $22 million to Sarsour's group and his horrible Oct 7th statement?

*I'm remembering the Obama speeches where Code Pink would heckle him, so then he'd say "no, no, they have a point. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:28 AM (rOKnE)

318 Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:25 AM (W6UZk)

Yeah, I know about Diogenes fleecing the geezers. I was thinking of betting on pro golf. Seems like it would be harder to do than with team sports, but resourceful people will always find a way, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

319 280 263 Only sport I watch now is golf.
Posted by: polynikes

I get it, my wife hates it.

Every stroke is a game in itself.

Golfers don't play against each other, they play against themselves.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2026 09:17 AM (Y8DZL)

Old folks stroke differently.
Young folks stroke, but in a different way.

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at October 08, 2026 09:29 AM (l3cgK)

320 The Propaganda Press will, hopefully, stroke out after election day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (fcuif)

321 I'd like to be able to bet on Diogenes on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Fleece the Geezers!! at October 08, 2026 09:30 AM (EdP2u)

322 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

323 Yeah, I know about Diogenes fleecing the geezers. I was thinking of betting on pro golf. Seems like it would be harder to do than with team sports, but resourceful people will always find a way, I guess.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 09:29 AM (77rzZ)

If it's a 'sport' you can bet on it somewhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 09:32 AM (6ydKt)

324 Sponge is busy getting first! on the art thread.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:32 AM (fcuif)

325 291 125 Satanism is just dumb. Satan was the loser in his struggle with God. Why would you worship the loser?
Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)
======
Ask the 1.5 Billion muzzies that question.
allah, master deceiver = satan, father of all lies

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 08, 2026 09:19 AM (JNTt1)

Ask Saul Alinsky who dedicated his book to Satan...

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at October 08, 2026 09:32 AM (l3cgK)

326 Ask Saul Alinsky who dedicated his book to Satan...
Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at October 08, 2026 09:32 AM (l3cgK)
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Is that so? Well, that explains (at least) part of Hillary's fascination with it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:34 AM (fcuif)

327 Every stroke is a game in itself.

************

That comment needed a Mitch McConnell sock

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 08, 2026 09:35 AM (I0N4X)

328 off Soylent Sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 08, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

329 >>A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.


Many years ago I had a job that included providing subpoenaed service bills to law enforcement. Had a regular INS agent (pre-ICE) who was chatty, and he loved to get serious criminals on things like bird smuggling (akin to tax evasion). If they're smuggling birds, probably also smuggling drugs, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

330 If they're smuggling birds, probably also smuggling drugs, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)
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Or, like Jeb!'s wife, jewelry bought overseas.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 09:43 AM (OSZOS)

331 Anytime something bad happens to a Senator, I hope Tillis is the victim

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2026 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

332 Mr. Tillis and Mr. Cornyn can keep swilling in the juice of sour grapes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 10:14 AM (XUHiS)

333 Tillis has no effing idea what the conservative ideology is. He's been a freaking RINO for decades. I hope the ads push people away from voting for this idiot.

Posted by: sidney at October 08, 2026 10:47 AM (Uy/WF)

334 'I thought the worst I've seen in my life is what ISIS has done in Iraq and Syria...I have never imagined saying I've seen something worse'
‘I Couldn’t Breathe’: Watch Arabs React After Screening Footage Of Hamas Slaughtering Civilians

Again, heartbreaking.

But couldn't those lovely, important women have seen the film and spoken out before? Did their opinions and feelings about the atrocities seen go beyond the Daily Caller, aside from venues such as this?

We've sheltered generations from the reality of true, lasting evil and now it has gained a foothold once more.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 08, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 8 October 2026

Top Story

  • I wondered recently when Saleforce blamed their failure to increase profits on their AI spending habits what the hell they were doing with it, because while they didn't put a number on it the figures they did mention implied it is in the hundreds of millions of dollars a year, enough to build twenty production-grade compilers or one public toilet in San Francisco.

    Well, it's not Salesforce, but I have found someone doing something useful with AI coding tools: ArtCraft. (Get ArtCraft)

    ArtCraft itself is an AI-assisted art program. That's not the neat part, though.

    The neat part is the smaller associated apps.

    PhotoCraft is a photo editing program. VectorCraft is a vector graphics program. FilmCraft and EffectCraft are for video editing and effects. DesignCraft is for document layout.

    If this sounds like the offerings of a certain major software company to you, you are not alone.

    And it's all free as in beer and as in speech. Download the binaries, download the source code, and do whatever you want with them. All the programs run on Windows, Mac, Linux, BSD, and on web browsers.

    Early days yet; two programs are in alpha and the others haven't even got that far, but this is what we'll be seeing a lot more of in the future.


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: No, the other behind you!

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1 So fiscal reality is starting to finally assert itself after all the emotionally driven wasteful spending. Funny how that always happens.

If you don't see actual value, maybe you shouldn't be dumping a ton of money into it.

G'morning, Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:00 AM (O7YUW)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Hello Techsters

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 08, 2026 04:05 AM (yG7pF)

4 I wonder how many in the Shiny Hunters group were FBI plants?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:05 AM (O7YUW)

5 Good morning, All.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 08, 2026 04:10 AM (PKL0q)

6 JGINYUE (who?)

*puts on sunglasses from 'They Live'*

CCP

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:11 AM (O7YUW)

7 G&R, reading the financial reports of the Hyperscalers wouldn’t support your conclusion. They are still spending like crazy and even though the cost of compute is falling rapidly the usage is expanding so rapidly that the total spend continues to grow. For now.

The hard landing likely will occur but it sure doesn’t appear to be happening soon.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 08, 2026 04:12 AM (yG7pF)

8 I wonder how many non-Chinese companies are going to start branding with nonsensical letter combinations just so they stand half a chance of their own crap getting listed anywhere amidst all the unpronounceable Chinesium slop that has inundated the internet's marketplaces....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 04:13 AM (aKiSo)

9 Then again, for all everyone bitches about the fact that America doesn't make anything anymore (myself included), we can't even open a couple big buildings full of computers whose only exhaust product is a slight hum and a bit of heat without a bunch of Concerned Citizens lighting their pitchforks on fire and marching in the streets. How the heck would we ever get away with building an actual factory anywhere making actual tangible products?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 04:17 AM (aKiSo)

10 Although the TV show Benson was not based on the musician George Benson, Clayton Endicott was played by René Auberjonois who also played Odo on Deep Space Nine, which as I always say, if you give me the Deep Space, and I will give you the Nine.

(He was in Boston Legal with Spader and Shatner so that's a Sci Fi Trio)

And this song also reminds of the song Stomp, by the Brothers Johnson, who wisely didn't not shorten their name to the BJays.

So there's a lot of fun facts that don't really have a lot to do with each other. Here's a couple of more fun facts:

When I lived in Nashville we had a local construction company called Lojac. They had several unfortunate blast incidents while working on the highway, so I renamed them BlowJac, and started singing David and David's Welcome to the Boomtown.

David and David
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97wvwuHUMCw

BJays Stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBDMihPRJA

Posted by: meh at October 08, 2026 04:19 AM (zZxsY)

11 on the set it was known as "deep throat 9"

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 08, 2026 04:24 AM (jrgJz)

12 Around here if you mention nuclear power the pitch forks come out. " I don't want to die with cancer" "Remember Chernobyl"
"we all going to die" "if they build it, I'm moving'. on and on.
And the media loves to quote them for a great headline.

Posted by: cplin at October 08, 2026 04:35 AM (CiQE7)

13 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2026 04:43 AM (sAmhv)

14 12 Around here if you mention nuclear power the pitch forks come out. " I don't want to die with cancer" "Remember Chernobyl"
"we all going to die" "if they build it, I'm moving'. on and on.
And the media loves to quote them for a great headline.
Posted by: cplin at October 08, 2026 04:35 AM (CiQE7)

---‐--

Yes, it's so unfortunate. Nuclear power generation technology has really progressed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 08, 2026 04:50 AM (PKL0q)

15 David and David's Welcome to the Boomtown.


That was a great album. David Baerwald's first solo album, 'Bedtime Stories' is nearly perfect.

youtu.be/oG7n8u72vi8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

16 Publius Rascal, if you're still here, you have my sincerest sympathies on your mother's condition.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 08, 2026 04:57 AM (Fv808)

17 Long commute again
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 08, 2026 05:09 AM (Hbeqj)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 08, 2026 05:14 AM (AMvSw)

20 And the hackers already arrested are singing like canaries.

The realization that they are not going to do well in prison may be the reason.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 05:14 AM (jjoN6)

21 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 08, 2026 05:20 AM (3AwA+)

22 11 on the set it was known as "deep throat 9"
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 08, 2026 04:24 AM (jrgJz)


That sounds like a fun set!

Posted by: SciVo at October 08, 2026 05:21 AM (ke3zm)

23 "Connected to the vine. "Man writes on John 15:1-8

https://tinyurl.com/mw3fwujr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:22 AM (JrHfD)

24 >> Publius Rascal, if you're still here, you have my sincerest sympathies on your mother's condition.

I'm sort of checking in every now and then. Miley and I are taking shifts around the clock basically, and the schedules are getting wild. I didn't get to sleep until about 3PM yesterday, and woke up about 12AM. And both of our sleep periods are sort of walking crazy around the clock. It's insane.

Thank you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 05:24 AM (w6EFb)

25 Two girls who play hockey on opposing teams realize they're sisters ( Both were adopted separately) . Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2zjkxh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:28 AM (JrHfD)

26 You and your family are in my prayers, publius.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 08, 2026 05:28 AM (3AwA+)

27 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 05:24 AM (w6EFb)

It's sounds exhausting and it's not as if you're both young people. May God give you both strength to help her run the race to its finish to be received in
God's arms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:31 AM (JrHfD)

28
Thank you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 05:31 AM (w6EFb)

29 Sorry about your Mum, Publius.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2026 05:38 AM (sAmhv)

30 G'mornin' everyone!

thx for the artcraft link, Pixy! interesting!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 05:39 AM (VyBeY)

31 Old time hymn ( well compared to some others it's not old , "Great is thy faithfulness" by Thomas Chisholm, 1923 , but still a favorite in some church traditions:

https://tinyurl.com/tr2r3nwf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 05:52 AM (JrHfD)

32 Early days yet; two programs are in alpha and the others haven't even got that far, but this is what we'll be seeing a lot more of in the future.


The PhotoCraft section has screenshots that make it look just like Photoshop. The toobar has two columns instead of one, but everything is similar. At least it's better than Gimp in that department.

I'm surprised Adobe isn't already trying to sue them.

I downloaded Photocraft (the installer file is only 51.8mb) and it opens psd files, which is always a good sign for a photo editor. Works just like Photoshop, too. What it's missing is the newer AI features Pshop has that can help select an area, remove/replace selected areas, or use AI generative fill when needed.

But yeah, it's a a lot easier to use than Gimp if you're trying to find a Photoshop replacement because it's basically a clone.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 05:56 AM (6ydKt)

33 Gimp is the dwarf fortress of photoshops

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 05:57 AM (aKiSo)

34 w00t late

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 05:59 AM (odBC9)

35 George Benson - Give Me The Night

yay

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:01 AM (odBC9)

36 Evening and morning, ever'body,

Welcome to the AoSHQ Empire. You won't be assimilated, but you will be drawn in. Resign yourself.

Thor's Day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

37
Good morning, Hordians. It's a great day waking up and knowing that the Yankees haven't won a World Series in 17 years and won't this season either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 06:03 AM (eRlcH)

38 Temps are fairly low for Da Swamp in Oct., humidity is down a bit, and the trop storm/hurricane is aiming at Mobile Bay. Actually I'm hoping for some rain tomorrow, as Linda wants to drag me to another of these silly luncheon- lectures at my old employer, but it doesn't look like the rain will be heavy enough. Darn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

39 10 When I lived in Nashville we had a local construction company called Lojac. They had several unfortunate blast incidents while working on the highway, so I renamed them BlowJac

Posted by: meh at October 08, 2026 04:19 AM (zZxsY)

Hit the BlowJac
And don't you come back no more no more no more no more

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:05 AM (odBC9)

40 Minisforum's new expansion card brings four M.2 slots, a USB-C port, and for some reason, OCuLink to a single PCIe x4 slot using AMD's B850 motherboard chip for around $135. (WCCFTech)

Fine, but also, why?


I can understand somebody might want some exta M.2 slots if their motherboard (like mine) only has two M.2, I can understand somebody (like me) who only has a 10gbps USB-C on their motherboard wanting the 20gbps port.

But, I have no clue why somebody would want Occulink on an add-in card. I mean, if you're already on a desktop with PCIe slots then why would you need an Occulink port for a GPU?
Occulink is good for connecting GPUs to Mini-PCs without expansion slots until USB-C/Thunderbolt gets fast enough.

Maybe use the Occulink to hook up another AI system with a faster connection?

Not much else I can imagine doing with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 06:08 AM (6ydKt)

41 >>>Shiny Hunters, the hacking group

Shiny Hunters
In the wine
Makes me feel happy
Makes me feel fine
Shiny Hunters

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

42 33 Gimp is the dwarf fortress of photoshops

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 05:57 AM (aKiSo)

I've tried using it, and I can get some stuff done, but it's a lot different than Photoshop in many aspects to the point I can't figure out where anything I need is half of the time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 06:11 AM (6ydKt)

43
Taking Her Majesty to the airport this morning for her flight to Nashville for a judging assignment tomorrow at the Cumberland Valley Hound Association show. What will be entertaining is her flight back on Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 06:12 AM (eRlcH)

44 RadioToday
23 hours ago

BBC Radio 2 apologises for George Benson tribute error

BBC Radio 2 has apologised after mistakenly paying tribute to George Benson following a news report announcing the death of composer George Fenton.

The error happened after the 11pm news on Monday during The Good Groove, in which Melvin Odoom was sitting in for DJ Spoony, when the presenter introduced George Benson’s version of Nature Boy as a tribute.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:12 AM (odBC9)

45 What will be entertaining is her flight back on Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 06:12 AM (eRlcH)

That one may get cancelled if the leftovers of the hurricane are still around.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 06:14 AM (6ydKt)

46 They're predicting it's going to rain again this weekend here.
It's rained every weekend for like a month.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 06:18 AM (6ydKt)

47 This weekend is my annual Torque and Recoil event shooting guns and driving the. tail of the Dragon and other roads.

Really not wanting rain.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2026 06:23 AM (NlEaG)

48 Time I got myself up, changed, and stretched for my workout. It may be raining tomorrow, so if I skip today I'd be short on sessions for the week. Plus I want to take advantage of the lower humidity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)

49 BBC

Asos hackers took more personal details than first revealed, BBC finds

Retailer issues update after BBC contacted by cyber criminals who said this week's breach went beyond "basic contact details"

https://tinyurl.com/y343hxby

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:28 AM (odBC9)

50 33, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:31 AM (VyBeY)

51 Thursday memes are up at Midwest Chick's place:

https://tinyurl.com/2ddak5wt

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:39 AM (VyBeY)

52 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:40 AM (VyBeY)

53 For those of us who enjoy your blog but are not techies ourselves, would you please remind us of exactly what the Four Essential Keys are?
Many Thanks.

Posted by: BrianinTn at October 08, 2026 06:47 AM (ALOqG)

54 53 For those of us who enjoy your blog but are not techies ourselves, would you please remind us of exactly what the Four Essential Keys are?
Many Thanks.
Posted by: BrianinTn at October 08, 2026 06:47 AM (ALOqG)

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Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 06:53 AM (odBC9)

55 I tried Vectorcraft. The control latency makes it almost unusable. Feels like I'm dragging the mouse around with a rubber band. I'll stick to Inkscape, thanks.

Posted by: Sam Duncan at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (uvpJn)

Wednesday Night ONT - October 7, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

Early morning activity planned here, so won't be around much in the ONT comments tonight. Please don't make a mess of the place. The cleaning charge is horrific. JQ is in charge and will rule with an iron fist.

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ONT Department of Science and History

You had me at "Radioactive Dinosaurs."

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ONT Food Content

Spaghetti in a bucket from Little Ceasars. Not sure...real or AI?

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ONT Department of Feline Food Fashion

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ONT Department of Science News

Whisky to be aged in space for first time in university satellite project

Engineers in Scotland and Japan are planning to put Scotch on a rocket in 2028, sending a satellite containing samples of whisky and its base ingredients on a five-year mission to orbit the Earth.

It is hoped the frequent changes between extreme heat and freezing cold experienced by the whisky as it rotates the planet every 90 minutes could speed up the maturation process.

This could potentially open the door to future production of space-aged whisky, which the scientist behind the project expects to have "very bold" flavours as a result of its unusual journey.

Funny. My university experience did not involve launching rockets to age alcohol.

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Mandatory Maiden

Iron Maiden released its ninth studio album in 1992 titled "Fear of the Dark." The song "Fear of the Dark" was written by bassist Steve Harris. It was the twelfth and final track on the album. I'm not a musician or a music critic but it is in a different class than the other eleven. I scrolled through the rest of the album thinking that a deep cut might be fun to feature and kept coming back to "Fear of the Dark."

The song has become a staple of Iron Maiden's live shows. It has a mix of tempo, the crowd sings along, and Dickinson adds a theatrical flair. It is metal, but there is nothing else like it. It is unmistakably Maiden. It is over seven minutes of pure energy. It isn't just a song - it is an event.

I had initially planned to include a clip from Metallica shows at the Las Vegas sphere for this part of the content but the clips I saw didn't resonate with me. Impressive visuals and nothing about the music was objectionable, but it felt like Metallica was providing the soundtrack for a movie which was inserted between the crowd and the band.

I have likely included Fear of the Dark before and probably will again. I make no apologies. Anyway, here is Iron Maiden playing Fear of the Dark live in Brazil in 2017 - twenty five years after the song's 1992 release:

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Burls Art. The sole and exclusive purpose of the channel is showing crazy ways to build guitars. Yes, it has a little shock value but the workmanship and visibility into the process earns it a place in the content. It is a business rather than a hobby. He also builds commissioned guitars.

The host does not give his real name. The channel has over 784k subscribers. Several videos have attracted millions of views. Posting frequency is about three to five a year. I'm not qualified to opine on the quality of the guitars as musical instruments or art, but I'm mostly fascinated that someone can sustain a single YouTube channel dedicated solely to making guitars.

One man's trash is another man's treasure? Playing metal with metal?

This guitar sold for $4,800.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Stone cold crazy for the big ONT finish:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????

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1 Hooray Hooray

The ONT is here!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 10:00 PM (QGaXH)

2 Ya, know, turn on the keyboard first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (VQ0bX)

3 Pussy Tacos?

The mind wobbles.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (ptJRT)

4 St

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (kOluj)

5 Howdy Dino- nice mystery click! Go Big Red....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 07, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

6 And the weirdo out in California walks away with a First.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 10:02 PM (QGaXH)

7 I have blueberry coffee cake in the oven.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)

8 Star TRex: The Primeval Generation


whut?

Evenin', all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - voting pleasant at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (uhtpA)

9 Engineers in Scotland and Japan are planning to put Scotch on a rocket in 2028, sending a satellite containing samples of whisky and its base ingredients on a five-year mission to orbit the Earth.

It is hoped the frequent changes between extreme heat and freezing cold experienced by the whisky as it rotates the planet every 90 minutes could speed up the maturation process.


I can answer that without going to space.

Balcones Distilling ages its whiskies for notably short periods, often as little as 2 years or less, due to the rapid maturation caused by Texas’s intense heat and wide temperature swings.

This climate forces barrels to "breathe" more frequently than in cooler regions, accelerating extraction and allowing the distillery to release spirits with deep flavor profiles much faster than traditional methods.

The whiskey that they age only 24 months has won numerous awards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (ExV1e)

10 Harvest season up top pic with an excellent mystery click. Thanks for the ONT, Dino.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (keC+P)

11 Pussy Tacos?
The mind wobbles.
Posted by: Tonypete


THE SHIRT IS FUNNY BECAUSE TACO CAT IS A PALINDROME.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

12 If you're a troll, go away.

Crap!

Posted by: Fin the Troll at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

13 Wow

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (LOvBA)

14 Good evening morons e grazie Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

15 That's not particularly funny, BEN, but that is probably what they were aiming for.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

16 Holy cow you little armed manly man!
Thanks Mr T🦖!
Happy hump day evening....
And hey! Hello wonderful Horde!
💕💕💕💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (jCKWs)

17 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.

Posted by: Willie Windrower at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (EdP2u)

18 Just in time for a change of pace, the Wednesday ONT.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (sl73Y)

19 Mmm. Purritos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)

20 So, Scotland is too cold to actually make great whiskey?

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (LOvBA)

21 T-Rex, bringing it!

Love the musical choices.

Greeting Horde!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (K7v1x)

22 Nice ONT, TRex. Thanks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

23 So, Scotland is too cold to actually make great whiskey?

No, it just takes longer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)

24 Pittsburgh Scanner
Downtown. Penn Ave. Caller says a dude in a purple suit is walking around with a bag filled with toys. Caller thought that was weird.


Santa is way early, and caller is colorblind.

Or shrooms.

One or the other.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

25 Dude walking around in a purple suit with a bag of toys...

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What?

Posted by: Huggy Bear at October 07, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

26 Up the Irons!

Buddy and I pooled our money together and ordered the first Iron Maiden album via Gibson's drug store (which was kind of a Woolworth type store). When it arrived, the Far Side style matronly lady looked at it and sniffed, then handed it over.

We were cutting edge metal heads in that small Wyoming town.

First concert I ever saw was Maiden on their Somewhere in Time tour, in Glendale AZ, 1987.

\m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)

27 Godzilla! Not dead, therefore not radioactive?

Posted by: Rex B at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (6lvzU)

28 10 Harvest season up top pic with an excellent mystery click. Thanks for the ONT, Dino.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM
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Doggo!

Posted by: TRex - farmer dino at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (XfIK1)

29 Little help, please. What is the humor around the street closures for an ambulance run?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

30
Mmm. Purritos.
Posted by: Cicero

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Catacos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (XJ22o)

31 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower
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Best not to combine too many commitments.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (keC+P)

32 I think I'll try one of those red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at October 07, 2026 10:09 PM (wpRMV)

33 "Whisky to be aged in space"

I'm sure they were totally sober when they came up with this idea.

Posted by: mindful webworker - we'll give it a... shot at October 07, 2026 10:09 PM (uhtpA)

34 Thanks Mr T🦖!
Happy hump day evening....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM
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Howdy COMM!

Posted by: TRex - hump day dino at October 07, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

35 America's oldest Natural History Museum at Drexel in Philly just closed. There might be a fossil glut soon. Opened in 1812.

Posted by: Old Fossil, Myself at October 07, 2026 10:09 PM (EdP2u)

36
Little help, please. What is the humor around the street closures for an ambulance run?
Posted by: LRob in OK

===============

It seems a little odd in the era of sirens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 10:09 PM (XJ22o)

37 "Whisky to be aged in space"

They are obviously engineers/scientists and NOT economics majors.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

38 But I have instant gratification issues.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:10 PM (LOvBA)

39 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

40 Pittsburgh Scanner
Larmier. Kelly Street. Caller says that two neighbors are having a BBQ sauce and baby powder fight.


That's not a fight, it's foreplay.

One party seems to have gotten a steel folding chair.

Oh. Well, still fitty-fitty, maybe.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

41 When I rent an AirBnB, I expect roof privileges. No Pittsburgh cop is going to change my mind.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 07, 2026 10:11 PM (syz1S)

42 Doggo!
Posted by: TRex - farmer dino
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'Evening, farmer Dino. Had to repair a John Deere over the weekend. Not AOP worthy repair, but reattaching a compression fitting may have resulted in a bit of of puffed chest.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:11 PM (keC+P)

43 All Scotch tastes like iodine.

Posted by: Archie Bunker, 1972 at October 07, 2026 10:11 PM (EdP2u)

44 and Mandatory Maiden?!? LOVE Fear of the Dark.... great description of the song! We're not worthy!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 07, 2026 10:12 PM (kOluj)

45 Little help, please. What is the humor around the street closures for an ambulance run?
Posted by: LRob in OK

I'll go with maybe a copy and paste error. Dunno.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 10:12 PM (9tX4s)

46 29 Little help, please. What is the humor around the street closures for an ambulance run?
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM
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Less humor and more an affirmation of good people doing good things amidst the madness.

Btw, good evening Sir!

Posted by: TRex - lights and bells dino at October 07, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

47 OK. Spaghetti in a bucket....I would have to be soooo stoned...
And I haven't smoked dope in decades.
Good freakin' grief...Although....maybe some good cheese😗...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:12 PM (jCKWs)

48 43 All Scotch tastes like iodine.

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Oh for peats sake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 10:12 PM (wpRMV)

49 Less humor and more an affirmation of good people doing good things amidst the madness.

Okie doke!

Ready for the MoMe?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

50 Iron maiden...fucking metal as it should be.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 10:13 PM (vzuC7)

51 >>>she escaped from a wedding

lol

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 07, 2026 10:13 PM (syz1S)

52 Regarding the top photo. I love how farmers here in Idaho creatively utilize all the arable land, creating curvy lines around the lava and basalt upthrusts, and following slopes. It's very beautiful. As an artist, I love it.

Pretty fucking happy that we moved here.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

53 50 Iron maiden...fucking metal as it should be.

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Is that slogan trademarked?

Posted by: Acme Aluminum Dildos, Inc. at October 07, 2026 10:14 PM (wpRMV)

54 Ready for the MoMe?
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:13 PM
***
Ready and aiming. Preparing to fire.

Posted by: TRex - fundamental dino at October 07, 2026 10:14 PM (XfIK1)

55 Iron maiden...fucking metal as it should be.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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Yep.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:15 PM (keC+P)

56 Thank you for ONT, Mr. TRex!

Not a particularly big fan of Fe Maiden but enjoyed the music anyways.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 10:15 PM (QGaXH)

57 COMM!

So good to see you are posting. Hope you and your homestead are ok.

Thank you Dino for the awesome thread. Love the Queen at the end!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 10:15 PM (yEz+x)

58 "Whisky to be aged in space"

I'm sure they were totally sober when they came up with this idea.
Posted by: mindful webworker


There's that "Jefferson's Ocean" bourbon, where they put the barrels on ships and haul them around the seven seas while they age. I guess the sloshing is supposed to help? It's pretty good stuff, but probably in the Food Thread's "too much money for what it is" category.

Jefferson's Starship here is just trying to be one louder.

And it better as f**k be named that if it makes it to market.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

59 "Dude walking around in a purple suit with a bag of toys..."

The toys aren't green, are they?

Posted by: WNBA at October 07, 2026 10:17 PM (Q+gd/)

60 I watched the new 4K of "Forbidden Planet." It looks great, and Robby is a lot of fun. Leslie Neilson is kind of stiff, which described him pretty well until "Airplane." And the music and effects are great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 07, 2026 10:19 PM (CHHv1)

61 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2026 10:19 PM (+9wcF)

62 It makes me sad...there should be more Doggo🐶🐶!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:19 PM (jCKWs)

63 Many decades ago, I moved from Colorado to Portland, Maine but did not plan well financially. My Colorado bank had money and I thought I could just open an account in Maine and the money would just magically appear. Nope. I took several days and, in the meantime, I had no money for food for several days. Finally, the money came and I bought a bucket of spaghetti similar to the Little Caesar's bucket above. I sat on a bus stop bench and ate it in the rain. Nothing was ever so good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (ndZc7)

64 59 "Dude walking around in a purple suit with a bag of toys..."

The toys aren't green, are they?
Posted by: WNBA at October 07, 2026 10:17 PM (Q+gd/)

Dinosaur or Teletubby?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (QGaXH)

65 Keep your paws off my old minivan! And quit lookin'!

Posted by: Asstrovanner at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (EdP2u)

66 I agree COMM, we need more Doggo in the ONTs

Posted by: The Grateful at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (XfIK1)

67 It makes me sad...there should be more Doggo🐶🐶!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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Well thank you, COMM. Work life is a bit silly - time alligator for another few months.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (keC+P)

68 THE SHIRT IS FUNNY BECAUSE TACO CAT IS A PALINDROME.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

So, if an aerodrome is an area used for aircraft, and a velodrome is a racecourse for bicycles, shouldn't a Palindrome be a place to store Michael Palin?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

69 31 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower
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Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (keC+P)

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Enough of this rakish behavior!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 07, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

70 days and, in the meantime, I had no money for food for several days. Finally, the money came and I bought a bucket of spaghetti similar to the Little Caesar's bucket above. I sat on a bus stop bench and ate it in the rain. Nothing was ever so good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That movie should have been filmed in black and white, Fellini style.

Posted by: I'm Hearing The Soundtrack In My Head at October 07, 2026 10:23 PM (EdP2u)

71 Work life is a bit silly


But here ya get the dental and I've heard the 401k payouts are stupendous . . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:24 PM (Jr+re)

72 Thanks, T Rex, for the Wednesday Night ONT!

That Pittsburgh scanner gets crazy sometimes, and today is one of those times...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 07, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

73 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Fire update please!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 10:24 PM (NnhvP)

74 Evening, TRex and ONT Horde. Watched the dinosaur video. Presenter was a little shy on why dinosaur bones may be radioactive (mammoth bones, too). Bones contain carbon-based organic material. Carbon can reduce oxidized uranium minerals transported in ground water, and cause them to replace other minerals in the bone. On the Colorado Plateau, entire petrified logs have been found, replaced by yellow uranium minerals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:25 PM (i9VX2)

75 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower
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Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (keC+P)
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Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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Just cultivating boundaries.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:26 PM (keC+P)

76 It's kinda funny that Leslie Nielsen acted for decades before anyone knew he was funny.

Posted by: Better Late Than Never at October 07, 2026 10:27 PM (EdP2u)

77 57 nurse

We're hangin' here...had a fire yesterday just over the hill approximately 4 + miles. It took us about 30 minutes to get our shit together to evacuate. A very good practice. Luckily the fire was contained quickly. Ya always gotta be prepared.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:27 PM (jCKWs)

78 How did that person know I had a bag full of toys??

Posted by: mindful webworker in a purple suit at October 07, 2026 10:27 PM (uhtpA)

79 72 Thanks, T Rex, for the Wednesday Night ONT!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 07, 2026 10:24 PM
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Vielen Dank!

Posted by: TRex - danke dino at October 07, 2026 10:27 PM (XfIK1)

80 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower

Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog

Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog


Mind the puns, or someone'll give you a threshing.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

81 So I'm about two hours into the follow up to Disco Elysium, No Parade: For Dead Spies, and I do not not like the protagonist you play as, it's a female spy named Cascade, she looks like Jodi Whitaker and sounds like Marge Simpson's sister with a gravely, 4 pack a day voice.

Aesthetically and visually it's comparable, game mechanics are slightly different, there is no thought cabinet, the inner monologue is not to the same caliber as Elysium, it's bigger game world but overall, it's a pale comparison.

For instance, the Secret of Monkey Island II: LeChuck's Revenge, was leaps and bounds better than the 1st game, which was a great game itself.

I'll finish this game, but I'm dissapointed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

82 Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:26 PM (keC+P)

Just make sure the rest of us can glean something from the prior puns.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 07, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

83 Klobuchar is now calling for "anti-terrorism investments" after the FBI foiled a terrorism plot against the Mall of America.

The Dems are on the ropes in Minnesota.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 10:29 PM (rj6Yv)

84 It's kinda funny that Leslie Nielsen acted for decades before anyone knew he was funny.
Posted by: Better Late Than Never at October 07, 2026 10:27 PM (EdP2u)

Right?

See also, Lloyd Bridges.

PUDDING?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:29 PM (0aYVJ)

85 @76

>>It's kinda funny that Leslie Nielsen acted for decades before anyone knew he was funny.

Well, before Airplane, he wasn't a comedic actor.

And let's be real, pretty much everything he did after Airplane was essentially Airplane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)

86 TRex! next week!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (NnhvP)

87
Klobuchar is now calling for "anti-terrorism investments" after the FBI foiled a terrorism plot against the Mall of America.

Posted by: mrp

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She's really ahead of the game, isn't she?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (XJ22o)

88 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower

Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog

Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog

Mind the puns, or someone'll give you a threshing.
Posted by: mikeski
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That's fair. Best not to sow what one cannot reap.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (keC+P)

89 Looks like Alfalfa up top. I can tell it's not Buckwheat.

Posted by: Or Farina at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

90 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Glad to hear!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 10:32 PM (NnhvP)

91 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower

Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog

Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog

Mind the puns, or someone'll give you a threshing
Posted by: mikeski
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That's fair. Best not to sow what one cannot reap.


Like the farmer above will soon be doing, you all are stacking it a little deep.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:32 PM (Jr+re)

92 86 TRex! next week!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM
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Yessir!

Posted by: TRex - radioactive dino at October 07, 2026 10:32 PM (XfIK1)

93 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower

Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog

Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog

Mind the puns, or someone'll give you a threshing.
Posted by: mikeski
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That's fair. Best not to sow what one cannot reap.

You guys are too funny, ho, ho, ho...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 10:32 PM (BJzO2)

94 "anti-terrorism investments"

-
Donk politicians must be required to go to talk like an asshole boot camp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:33 PM (ndZc7)

95 Live Maiden is always the best Maiden. Eddie approves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 10:33 PM (kvLZQ)

96 Evening all,

We have the SpaceX Crew 12 splashdown in the morning.

SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew-12
Deorbit Burn & Splashdown Pacific Ocean
Date: October 8, 2026
Splashdown: 8:34 a.m. PDT (1534 UTC, 17:34 CEST)

https://youtu.be/5JLug2btUnw

Posted by: Joyenz at October 07, 2026 10:34 PM (2F0/Y)

97 Yep, still lurking. Thanks for the Journey!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 07, 2026 10:34 PM (D/6p1)

98 37 "Whisky to be aged in space"

They are obviously engineers/scientists and NOT economics majors.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

I wonder what the radiation in space might do to it. Will it ferment correctly? What happens to the taste?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg)

99 37 "Whisky to be aged in space"

They are obviously engineers/scientists and NOT economics majors.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

When spending other people's money on ourselves, people tend to maximize quality while ignoring price. If they had been spending their own money on something for someone else, they'd minimize price and be less concerned with quality.

Posted by: Milton Friedman at October 07, 2026 10:35 PM (r7+Q7)

100
See also, Lloyd Bridges.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

I'll bet he kicks himself for turning down being Capt 'Kirk'!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 10:35 PM (NnhvP)

101 Well, before Airplane, he wasn't a comedic actor.

And let's be real, pretty much everything he did after Airplane was essentially Airplane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


"We need a stone-faced guy to never laugh in this comic movie with nine jokes every minute." So they got a guy who played mob thugs.

Perfect casting.

Leslie had an astounding acting career based on his ability to never re"act" to anything.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

102 Looks like Alfalfa up top. I can tell it's not Buckwheat.
Posted by: Or Farina at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

Sorghum was cast, but all her scenes were cut and she never returned to the set.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 10:37 PM (wVcYX)

103 83 Klobuchar is now calling for "anti-terrorism investments" after the FBI foiled a terrorism plot against the Mall of America.
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Klobuchar with a comb, that's terroristic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 10:37 PM (VQ0bX)

104 Wonderful picture up top, but I may have to bale early on this thread.
Posted by: Willie Windrower
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Best not to combine too many commitments.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:08 PM (keC+P)
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Enough of this rakish behavior!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
-------‐----
Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:26 PM (keC+P)

The scything comments are cutting down the crop of puns.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

105 Both Ron Palillo and Robert Hegyes had college degrees in drama, including Shakespearean experience, but people only remember them as Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein. Both died in 2012, which I find very suspicious.

Posted by: PrincipalWoodman May Have Been Involved. at October 07, 2026 10:39 PM (EdP2u)

106 73 fire update

The evacuation has been lifted. All is good for now. But, very dry for this time of year!
Keeping go-bags ready. An awful decision - if I have to beat feet from here, I have to let my chicken loose to fend for her own....other things that hurt my heart...
Can't wait for snow....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:39 PM (jCKWs)

107 Rat!


You bastard!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 10:40 PM (tslp2)

108 I have one of these right here in this basement:

https://tinyurl.com/ympuzdan

And I have some mosasaur bone, and ammonite fragments, too. It never occurred to me that they might be radioactive, but I have the means to check it. That Precision Scintillator was introduced in 1954, and it has acorn tubes in it, invented during WWII for proximity fuses. It would be right at home in that Forbidden Planet movie. I have the Scintillator, the manual, the calibration source, and the leather case. I did load it up with batteries once, and it worked just fine. The sensor is a large crystal of sodium iodide, coupled to a photomultiplier tube. A gamma ray passes through the crystal, causing a faint flash of light, which is picked up by the photomultiplier tube, and amplified thousands of time, resulting in a current pulse: a "count".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:41 PM (i9VX2)

109 Cotton was Stymie's little brother.

Posted by: Never Came To Harlem, Though at October 07, 2026 10:41 PM (EdP2u)

110 Seems the Flat Earthers have now been over taken by the rebirth of the fake moon landing conspiracy .

These people vote.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:42 PM (KC5Lt)

111 They only remember Gabriel Kaplan as Mr. Kotter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

112 First concert I ever saw was Maiden on their Somewhere in Time tour, in Glendale AZ, 1987.

\m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx
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Was in Glendale in 87 too. No maiden. Sad.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:42 PM (keC+P)

113 The wanna be MN terrorist was an anchor baby.

Shocked I am.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:44 PM (KC5Lt)

114 The UK DM has two different stories of motherhood tonight:

1) A petite fashionista, apparently living well near Dallas, Texas from photos of her house and poses, stabs her tall husband in the forehead and then her two sweet children, ages 3yrs and 10months early Tues morning. Due to Clancyitis aka post partum depression. Right. The babies thankfully will live after being stabbed in the chest and abdomen after her husband called 911. EMT's said she wanted to kill herself. Officers said this changed when they appeared and she wanted a lawyer. Another for the growing list. Demons walk among us.

2) A young mother in Ohio fought Stage 4, 2B triple negative breast cancer and a double mastectomy when her first daughter was 1yrs old (now 9yrs old). She then developed headaches and a brain tumor metastasis and kept fighting with partial brain radiation and a PARP inhibitor for BRCA mutations to stop the tumor's growth with no active disease. In 2023 she conceived naturally and was able to have a second baby girl, 22mo old. She said, "My life with these kids is messy and perfect and I love it."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 10:45 PM (hzuYO)

115 Both Ron Palillo and Robert Hegyes had college degrees in drama, including Shakespearean experience, but people only remember them as Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein. Both died in 2012, which I find very suspicious.
Posted by: PrincipalWoodman May Have Been Involved. at October 07, 2026 10:39 PM (EdP2u)

Very sad, really. Because, even as a kid, I loathed Welcome Back, Kotter.

They are part of the woefully underappreciated, along with Jim Varney.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)

116 nurse ratched

Nurse! How are you, one day removed from your birthday!?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 10:46 PM (BJzO2)

117 Keeping go-bags ready. An awful decision - if I have to beat feet from here, I have to let my chicken loose to fend for her own....other things that hurt my heart...
Can't wait for snow....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:39 PM (jCKWs)
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That has got to be a pretty high ambient level of stress.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

118 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 10:46 PM (zZu0s)

119 Alternative to the hidden link: Make Hay

https://tinyurl.com/msbhhfvt

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2026 10:46 PM (y7zkd)

120
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:45 PM (0aYVJ)
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Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Posted by: The Sweathogs at October 07, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

121 107

Yeah! Like she said!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:47 PM (jCKWs)

122 Looks like Alfalfa up top. I can tell it's not Buckwheat.
Posted by: Or Farina at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

Or Darla!

Posted by: Fish Tacos at October 07, 2026 10:47 PM (zZu0s)

123 Just cultivating boundaries.
Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:26 PM (keC+P)

The implement in the top pic is a swather of some kind. Well, a John Deere swather, by the color of it. I have not seen swathers that do a triple swath before. I suspect the crop is some kind of green feed, like alfalfa?

Here, they often swath grain or canola, let it dry in the swath for few days, and then combine it. But weather lately has been good, so mostly straight combining is being done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:47 PM (i9VX2)

124 A lot of people didn't like queen for obvious reasons, but they were a tight band and very innovative. Great talent.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 10:49 PM (kvLZQ)

125 Marie, good to hear things are improving. If you have to release the chicken, any chance of arming it?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 10:49 PM (BJzO2)

126 Looks like Alfalfa up top. I can tell it's not Buckwheat.
Posted by: Or Farina at October 07, 2026 10:30 PM (EdP2u)

Sorghum was cast, but all her scenes were cut and she never returned to the set.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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LOL.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:49 PM (keC+P)

127 I have never seen a bbq sauce and baby powder fight! I been missin’ out!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 10:49 PM (B0Z3q)

128 Also remember Palillo from Friday the Thirteenth III.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 10:50 PM (9tX4s)

129 I remember when they use to bale hay, now they roll hay and they started doing that for cotton now. These huge rolls of hay and cotton were on display across the fields today. The hay will be used by the cattle ranchers to feed their stock for the winter, the cotton will be loaded onto trucks and sent to markets. Cotton is still King in Alabama, because that is the money crop.But raising cattle is catching up with cotton, beef is high priced now. It's funny how a field of cotton looks like a field of snow while it's 80 degrees outside.

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 10:50 PM (ROPCF)

130 I have never seen a bbq sauce and baby powder fight!


Maybe we can set something up at the TxMoMe. You know - Friday evening around supper time.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:51 PM (Jr+re)

131 Kaplan starred in another TV series 1981-82, Lewis and Clark. A fish out of water type deal as a New Yorker who moves to Luckenbach, TX to open a C&W club with Guich Koock. Didn't catch on, ran for 13 episodes. A couple Sweathogs guested on it. Kaplan was also team captain on Battle of the Network Stars for the ABC team for a couple years.

Posted by: Poker Player, Too at October 07, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

132 I have never seen a bbq sauce and baby powder fight! I been missin’ out!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 10:49 PM (B0Z3q)

Zombies! Light a fire under them, and tasty, tasty zombies!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:51 PM (i9VX2)

133 Just read about Phil Collins recent interview. Guess I have to add him to the Lefty douchebag list. Was sort of a surprise since how big his interest was with all things Alamo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:51 PM (KC5Lt)

134 Good night, horde! Early start required tomorrow.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 07, 2026 10:53 PM (Jr+re)

135 117

Yep. I get very attached to my critters. But what do I do? Carry the girl in a box? Gosh...I don't actually know 🐓?..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:53 PM (jCKWs)

136 Downtown Penn. Ave: Caller says a dude in a purple suit is walking around with a bag filled with toys. Caller thought that was weird.

____________________________

Ole Saint Nick's younger, more hip, and questionably employed step-brother....aka... "Cashmere Carlos". He doesn't drive a sleigh, but has a rather impressive 1976 Chevy Impala with gold plated fenders, and a reindeer head hood ornament decked out with a red LED nose.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 10:53 PM (dIske)

137 I remember when they use to bale hay, now they roll hay and they started doing that for cotton now. These huge rolls of hay and cotton were on display across the fields today. The hay will be used by the cattle ranchers to feed their stock for the winter, the cotton will be loaded onto trucks and sent to markets. Cotton is still King in Alabama, because that is the money crop.But raising cattle is catching up with cotton, beef is high priced now. It's funny how a field of cotton looks like a field of snow while it's 80 degrees outside.
Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 10:50 PM (ROPCF)

They grow a fair bit of cotton in Arizona around Florence and Coolidge, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:53 PM (i9VX2)

138 A couple Sweathogs guested on it. Kaplan was also team captain on Battle of the Network Stars for the ABC team for a couple years.
Posted by: Poker Player, Too at October 07, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)
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It was in our contract.

Posted by: The Sweathogs at October 07, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

139 Darla Hood died of sepsis after an appendectomy at age 49 or so.

Posted by: She Didn't Like Alfalfa, Nobody Did at October 07, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)

140 "This climate forces barrels to "breathe" more frequently than in cooler regions, accelerating extraction and allowing the distillery to release spirits with deep flavor profiles much faster than traditional methods. "

So they're sending barrels into space?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

141 Here, they often swath grain or canola, let it dry in the swath for few days, and then combine it. But weather lately has been good, so mostly straight combining is being done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:47 PM (i9VX2)

My painting of a Canola field. see nic

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (KC5Lt)

142 Yep. I get very attached to my critters. But what do I do? Carry the girl in a box? Gosh...I don't actually know 🐓?..
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 10:53 PM (jCKWs)

Put her in a hatbox. She can't be very heavy. What's a henway, anyhow?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (i9VX2)

143 "Klobuchar is now calling for "anti-terrorism investments" after the FBI foiled a terrorism plot against the Mall of America."

Klobuchar sounds like a cartoonish Klingon bad guy/gal, from the animated series.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 07, 2026 10:56 PM (Fv808)

144 This climate forces barrels to "breathe" more frequently than in cooler regions, accelerating extraction and allowing the distillery to release spirits with deep flavor profiles much faster than traditional methods. "

So they're sending barrels into space?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
---------
Natural barrel progression post Niagra Falls testing.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 10:56 PM (keC+P)

145 Rat!

Jeebus, I’m old.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 10:56 PM (XFI3v)

146 Hope RandomDave had an easy drive to his job interview.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

147 The roadside on Rt. 64 going west toward Rocky Mount, NC is littered with cotton scraps through most of the winter.

Posted by: Flatlander at October 07, 2026 10:57 PM (EdP2u)

148 Ever seen The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Awful, awful TV movie. Robert Reid spent the whole time implying "I'm not gay, you're the one who's gay"

Travolta was also, totes not gay, in his little 70s style shorts.

Ralph Bellamy lent the film a nicely prim, but masculine vibe.

But the chick was a gall-dang smoke-show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

149 My painting of a Canola field. see nic
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (KC5Lt)
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I really love this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

150 Iron fist? Moi?

*chuckles; dons velvet glove*

Well, I am my mother's daughter...

Howdy, horde!

Thanks for the ONT, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 10:58 PM (rdVOm)

151 Did anyone see the Babylon Bee's suggestion for executing Hasan? The Hasan Bomb?

https://tinyurl.com/3d4kjvnx

Now THAT I'd pay to watch!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 10:58 PM (qx7Zg)

152 My painting of a Canola field. see nic
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (KC5Lt)

Nice! If that building were tan stucco with a green metal roof. it would look a lot like stately Peon Manor when the field next door was sown in Canola. It was barley this year. Not my land next door!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:59 PM (i9VX2)

153 If someone asked which Moron would have a radiation detection device we would all know the answer.

Posted by: Innate Knowledge at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (EdP2u)

154 I remember feeling “that’s it?” after getting hold of fear of the Dark soon after the release. But the title track is awesome.

Be Quick or be Dead is another banger off that album. Opening track. The Apparition is another good one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (XUHiS)

155 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 10:57 PM (0aYVJ)

Travolta dated his tv movie mom for a long time up to when she died.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (KC5Lt)

156 125 Rat

Already taken care of. You'd be surprised how many lovely chicken armored vests are available! And oh my gosh! A hen AK!
They are so cute🤣
My girl will be ok - unless that friggin' fox with the machine gun shows up...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (jCKWs)

157 I really need t be in bed, but stopped in to say hi quickly! The warnings here have started. Cat 1 or 2. Let’s hope it’s more 1 than 2.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

158 Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

Thanks

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:01 PM (KC5Lt)

159 Happy belated, Nurse. And good to see you in the comments, Rat.

Posted by: scampydog on the road at October 07, 2026 11:01 PM (keC+P)

160 Kaplan also played Groucho in a TV movie.

Posted by: Cigar And All at October 07, 2026 11:01 PM (EdP2u)

161 Already taken care of. You'd be surprised how many lovely chicken armored vests are available! And oh my gosh! A hen AK!
They are so cute🤣
My girl will be ok - unless that friggin' fox with the machine gun shows up...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Heh! Love this, well played!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 11:02 PM (BJzO2)

162 Kaplan also played Groucho in a TV movie.
Posted by: Cigar And All at October 07, 2026 11:01 PM (EdP2u)

His Groucho was better than Alda's.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 11:03 PM (0aYVJ)

163 Cat 1 or 2. Let’s hope it’s more 1 than 2.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

Cat 1, Tigger be her name, is snoozing on the desk behind the monitor. There is no Cat 2.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:03 PM (i9VX2)

164 Nurse, you young sprite. Ya got a long way to go just to catch up to old farts like me...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 11:05 PM (BJzO2)

165 There were a couple of canola fields on the hill south of my place, between fields of other (green) stuff this Spring. Pretty patchwork!

The view changes with the seasons. Was alternating colors throughout Summer, at various stages of growth/ maturity/ harvest/ tilling under. It's all green now, with cover crops for Winter.

Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)

166 I really need t be in bed, but stopped in to say hi quickly! The warnings here have started. Cat 1 or 2. Let’s hope it’s more 1 than 2.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hunker down, and be safe.

But it's weird how little I have heard about this one. Usually it's all over the media. I guess it might not fit in with the agenda or something.

Again, stay safe, hunker down.

Heh. Hunker is a funny word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 11:06 PM (0aYVJ)

167 The Canola Field painting is very nice, really captures the look. It isn't planted often around here (Far Eastern NC), but it looks cool when someone does it. Rotating soybeans and corn is the norm.

Posted by: Tarnation! at October 07, 2026 11:06 PM (EdP2u)

168 scampydog

Looking forward to chatting all things with you and our beloved Horde!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 07, 2026 11:07 PM (BJzO2)

169 Kaplan also played Groucho in a TV movie.
Posted by: Cigar And All at October 07, 2026 11:01 PM (EdP2u)

Him and that damn cigar!

Posted by: Moanica at October 07, 2026 11:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

170 The Bubble Boy Seinfeld episode was fun.

Posted by: Moops! at October 07, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

171 Canola fields are actually Rapeseed fields. Rapeseed Oil not a very marketable name.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:10 PM (KC5Lt)

172 I really need t be in bed, but stopped in to say hi quickly! The warnings here have started. Cat 1 or 2. Let’s hope it’s more 1 than 2.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

As destructive as 1 politician, or 2?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

173 3 Pussy Tacos?

The mind wobbles.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (ptJRT)


IIRC, Lindsay Lohan once dated the young founder/owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain. Everyone was like, "Tacky," and also, "Figures."

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 11:11 PM (ke3zm)

174 Winter Wheat is a nice swath of green when everything is brown, dormant in the winter, too, forgot that one.

Posted by: Tarnation!! at October 07, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

175 Klobuchar is now calling for "anti-terrorism investments"
Posted by: mrp

what you wanted: throw all the goatfuckers out
what you'd settle for: outlaw the democrat party
what you'll get: cash payments to goatfuckers to not commit terrorism

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2026 11:12 PM (2Lx7t)

176 Holy smokes! I just invented a new drink, and it's actually not that bad. Poured a shot of vodka into a tumbler, added eggnog. Whoops! Not enough eggnog, glass only half full. Top it off with kinda flat cola. Kind of a creamy caramel taste, maybe a hint of butterscotch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:12 PM (i9VX2)

177 They plant a lot of Rapeseed around the Cornell campus.

Posted by: I Love New York! at October 07, 2026 11:13 PM (EdP2u)

178 Canola fields are actually Rapeseed fields. Rapeseed Oil not a very marketable name.
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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I always use Extra Virgin Rapeseed Oil.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

179 The Bubble Boy Seinfeld episode was fun.
Posted by: Moops! at October 07, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

I love the moment when Bubble Boy's dad was talking about his son, and Elaine is welling up and hands a napkin to Jerry, and he uses it to clean off his mouth. I LOL'ed

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 11:14 PM (0aYVJ)

180 Poured a shot of vodka into a tumbler, added eggnog. Whoops! Not enough eggnog, glass only half full. Top it off with kinda flat cola. Kind of a creamy caramel taste, maybe a hint of butterscotch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:12 PM (i9VX2)
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Nah, just milk and Pepsi please.

Posted by: LaVerne DiFazio at October 07, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

181 AOP - what do you call that drink? A Yellow Russian? A Scrambled Russian? Maybe a Leningrad Bulldog?

Posted by: PabloD at October 07, 2026 11:15 PM (OXSZa)

182 They only remember Gabriel Kaplan as Mr. Kotter
Posted by: San Franpsycho

That was a poorly-conceived spoof of the original Klingon series with Gabriel K'Plan as General Kotter.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 07, 2026 11:16 PM (Fv808)

183
Yankees eliminated. At home, which makes it even more delicious.

Hope the guy who interfered with Volpe's fly ball sleeps well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 11:16 PM (eRlcH)

184 re: Iron Maiden

So, if you haven't seen "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple" You don't really get it, but there is a significant scene preceding the final conflict. It was the entirety of "The Number of the Beast." and I laughed my ass off for how ridiculous it seemed while still being appropriate for the moment, and then I laughed even more because what made it so ridiculous and so appropriate is that I liked Iron Maiden, I liked them when I was a kid, when they were one of the major instruments of youthful rebellion and FUCK YOU ROCK! And realized. . . _I'm_ a Maiden Fan!! That's what we look like now rocking out in the car.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:16 PM (kVIWl)

185 Occurds to me it's parting of the wheys time.

Tomorrow will probably arrive. Sleep should help.

https://youtu.be/qW9mZLnQ7Yc

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler from a previous century at October 07, 2026 11:16 PM (uhtpA)

186 I guess it's time for sleeping...

Rest now, panic tomorrow....

Love you wonderful pals❤️❤️

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 11:18 PM (jCKWs)

187 Just read about Phil Collins recent interview. Guess I have to add him to the Lefty douchebag list. Was sort of a surprise since how big his interest was with all things Alamo.
Posted by: polynikes

He called us fat slobs with guns. Or some such shit. He can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 11:18 PM (9tX4s)

188 Canola fields are actually Rapeseed fields. Rapeseed Oil not a very marketable name.
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:10 PM (KC5Lt)

Canola is a cultivar of rapeseed (which is a relative of mustard). Rapeseed oil contained too much erucic acid to be palatable, but had industrial uses. By good old selective breeding, Canadian agribusiness was able to create a rapeseed so low in erucic acid that the oil was palatable, and fit to cook with. Hence "Canola". It's really striking to see a field of canola next to a field of flax, with its blue flowers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:18 PM (i9VX2)

189 176 Holy smokes! I just invented a new drink, and it's actually not that bad. Poured a shot of vodka into a tumbler, added eggnog. Whoops! Not enough eggnog, glass only half full. Top it off with kinda flat cola. Kind of a creamy caramel taste, maybe a hint of butterscotch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What will be the name when you bring it to market? Michael Savage's son Russ invented Rock Star energy drink and wasgoing around to bodegas, selling it out of his station wagon. Eventually sold it to Pepsi for $3.85 Billion.

Posted by: Russ Weiner at October 07, 2026 11:18 PM (EdP2u)

190 I can't imagine drinking Pepsi and Vodka .

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:19 PM (KC5Lt)

191 I can't imagine drinking Pepsi and Vodka .
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 11:19 PM (KC5Lt)
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When I was in the USSR they were ubiquitous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)

192 AOP - what do you call that drink? A Yellow Russian? A Scrambled Russian? Maybe a Leningrad Bulldog?
Posted by: PabloD at October 07, 2026 11:15 PM (OXSZa)

A Cloaca Libre?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:21 PM (i9VX2)

193 Yankees eliminated. At home, which makes it even more delicious.

Hope the guy who interfered with Volpe's fly ball sleeps well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It's a good day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 11:21 PM (9tX4s)

194 @167.-Tarnation

Yeah, rotating crops is a good thing. To plant the same crop year after year will make the soil poor. You need to let the soil retain the nutrients it needs and help build those nutrients back up. So farmers rotate crops to keep good soil.

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 11:23 PM (ROPCF)

195 Franpsycho when you were in the USSR did you guys and your Russian friends drink the standard cheap 3-ruble stuff? I mostly checked out on the drinking, but some of my group would get Stolichnaya at the Beriozka to share with our russki acquaintances.

USSR was a Pepsi country (as opposed to a Coke country). Actually don't recall seeing Pepsi, but do recall orange Fanta being for sale a few times. A line, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 07, 2026 11:23 PM (U/Byj)

196 176 AOP

oh my! Yum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 07, 2026 11:25 PM (jCKWs)

197 Yeah, rotating crops is a good thing. To plant the same crop year after year will make the soil poor. You need to let the soil retain the nutrients it needs and help build those nutrients back up. So farmers rotate crops to keep good soil.
Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 11:23 PM (ROPCF)

Plant a legume like field peas, to put nitrogen back in the soil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:25 PM (i9VX2)

198 194 @167.-Tarnation

Yeah, rotating crops is a good thing. To plant the same crop year after year will make the soil poor. You need to let the soil retain the nutrients it needs and help build those nutrients back up. So farmers rotate crops to keep good soil.

A concept that WHITES celebrate and share and utilize while growing food. While it was an accidental habit over time, supposedly with the Mennonites was actually defined by a BLACK MAN! who also whites celebrate, and almost never gets a day of recognition during Black History Month. Apparently only SOME blacks, like the ones who don't accomplish anything but inciting riots.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:26 PM (kVIWl)

199 LOL

Movie reactors trying to watch Wicked City Shinjuku, if you had not watched the movie yourself you would have almost no clues as there is so much blurring going on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

200 I use "defined" in a scientific sense. Maybe should have said, "described" or "demonstrated scientifically, etc etc.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:27 PM (kVIWl)

201 Too bad about Phil Collins... I liked his music, both solo and with Genesis.

"Shut up and just sing/play!"

And he's a limey. Fk what he thinks about U.S. politics!

Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 11:28 PM (rdVOm)

202 142 Put her in a hatbox. She can't be very heavy. What's a henway, anyhow?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:55 PM (i9VX2)

Fun with conversions:

1 Henway = 1/1000 Steinway

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 11:28 PM (QGaXH)

203 When I had cash I would get Stoli but more often just the cheap stuff. I liked a Pepsi chaser, some liked the Orange Fanta. I also liked pickle juice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

204 I'm home, didja miss me?

If you did, take shooting classes at the MoMe!

I think I represented myself well. I also feel like the job isn't the best fit I've interviewed for recently. I pray that if it's where God wants me, they give me a firm offer, and I pray that if it's not where He wants me, that they *don't* give me a firm offer. I should hear one way or the other by Halloween.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 07, 2026 11:30 PM (aJQbY)

205 Phil Collins wrote "Susudio"

I think we all understand how awful this is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

206 When I had cash I would get Stoli but more often just the cheap stuff. I liked a Pepsi chaser, some liked the Orange Fanta. I also liked pickle juice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

You might want to try Pinnacle Whipped Cream vodka, mixed with fresh-squeezed orange juice. Tastes just like an Orange Julius. It's pretty cheap vodka, won't break the bank to try it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:31 PM (i9VX2)

207
A few fields near me that were left fallow for a few years were tilled recently, so we'll see what goes in next spring.

I haven't seen soybeans planted around here for quite a while. Largely, it's corn or rice, occasionally sorghum. But over in Fort Bend county, you'll see cotton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 11:32 PM (eRlcH)

208 Fanta was invented in Germany in 1940.

Posted by: Legacy From Hitler! at October 07, 2026 11:32 PM (EdP2u)

209 Hope RandomDave had an easy drive to his job interview.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

210 I think we all understand how awful this is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

Yes s s s s!

Posted by: Gollum at October 07, 2026 11:33 PM (i9VX2)

211 Never liked Phil Collins "(It's no fun being an) Illegal Alien" song. Especially the line about "over the border, there lies the Promised Land
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand."

And Peter Gabriel was the better half in Genesis.

Posted by: Rex B at October 07, 2026 11:34 PM (4hwuX)

212 San Franpsycho - the drive each way was actually quite nice, just too long. Low traffic except in in the largest cities along the way.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 07, 2026 11:35 PM (aJQbY)

213 But over in Fort Bend county, you'll see cotton.

When them cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 11:36 PM (4Je4D)

214 >>>He called us fat slobs with guns. Or some such shit. He can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---

Ain't diversity great? Phil, don't call us
when they're hitting your caboose.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 11:37 PM (VQ0bX)

215
If someone asked which Moron would have a radiation detection device we would all know the answer.
Posted by: Innate Knowledge


He has to stay out of the gamma rays. He might Hulk up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 11:43 PM (Cqx++)

216
Flat cola + vodka + eggnog = creamy caramel taste, maybe a hint of butterscotch.

Call it a

Mellow Russian
Glasnost
Czar's Omelet

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 11:44 PM (XJ22o)

217 One of my Friends in the Corps came from money, he was from Marin County, that says how well off his family was, not super money but money. One of the reasons we bonded was first, I was a damn near psychopath, willing to do damn near anything for a story, he could get me. He said a number of times I reminded him of his dad, because while his family is from money, his dad wanted to be a normal working class guy, and he did a good job at his fraud, but at the same time, he recognized things.

One of those things was QUALITY! And my friend found it funny when we went to his family house for New Years, and his dad opens the licquor cabinet and there was 2 of everything, but he said, something that I said almost verbatim. "Stoli straight, everything else for mixing, Beam for mixing, Don't touch my Livet." Because I just happened to be a Livet guy.

It's even more funny because his dad kinda hated me, but his mom absolutely loved me. I guess it's true about people who share characteristics are more likely to find the flaws in each other because we recognize our own.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:45 PM (kVIWl)

218 I may have grown up in the city but both my Grandfather's were farmers, they explained why they did what they did. They raised their families by farming. Back in those days it was really hard work. Made me appreciate what they went through to get by. I live in the countryside now and love it except for the real hot summers, but I can always find some shade.🙂

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 11:45 PM (ROPCF)

219 My older brother has a Geiger counter. Asked him to bring it over to my former house because there was a *mutant* iris in the garden & I wanted to know if there was some radioactive explanation. Turned out: no, just a random strange growth habit/mutation.

Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 11:47 PM (rdVOm)

220 218 I live in the countryside now and love it except for the real hot summers,

For me when I lived near dirt farms it was the smell of Wyrmcast fertilizer. Innoffensive in general, but on a hot day, jesus christ it fills the entire cabin of your car, or if you are dumb enough to leave the window in your place open, your entire apartment.

Cattle, There are always chickens, and there is more than one of them next to eachother, so the fucking Cocks Crowing isn't film thing or a quaint tale. It's FUCKING PIERCING AND MAKES YOU WANT TO STAB A PUPPY!

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:50 PM (kVIWl)

221 129 I remember when they use to bale hay, now they roll hay and they started doing that for cotton now. These huge rolls of hay and cotton were on display across the fields today. The hay will be used by the cattle ranchers to feed their stock for the winter, the cotton will be loaded onto trucks and sent to markets. Cotton is still King in Alabama, because that is the money crop.But raising cattle is catching up with cotton, beef is high priced now. It's funny how a field of cotton looks like a field of snow while it's 80 degrees outside.
Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 10:50 PM (ROPCF)

During our RV odyssey in August we saw many fields with rolls of, I guess, hay? Being city folk we wondered what they did with them. We thought perhaps winter feed for livestock? Your post above seems to confirm our conjecture.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 11:51 PM (QGaXH)

222
MAKES YOU WANT TO STAB A PUPPY!
Posted by: wickedpinto


And that's an entirely different sound. Altogether.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)

223 And bedding, particularly for the cattle that's isolated for lameness, I learned that from HoofGP.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:53 PM (kVIWl)

224 Bertram, Well played. Well played.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 07, 2026 11:54 PM (kVIWl)

225 Would a young Phil Collins make a dent in the music industry these days? That has to be a brutal way to make a living.

A lot of the young actresses from the kids' shows - no blacks and no gays - are all around 20 years old now. Many of them are still working but a lot of them are also working putting out music. And they're talented and pretty but still....

Olivia Rodrigo is doing amazingly well.

You'll probably hear of Kylie Cantrell in a few more years. She was on 'The Masked Singer.'

But still. Deciding to get out of the Hollywood meat grinder to go into music....The best to all of them.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 11:55 PM (Sco7b)

226
I remember when they use to bale hay, now they roll hay and they started doing that for cotton now.

___________

You can buy bales of hay just about anywhere. One of the more fun things is to introduce puppies to a bale of hay. Puppy crack. They jump on it, play king of the mountain, tear off flakes and shake them, and burrow through it. It all gets spread out and they sleep exhausted in it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 11:56 PM (eRlcH)

227 ...Cocks Crowing isn't film thing or a quaint tale. It's FUCKING PIERCING AND MAKES YOU WANT TO STAB A PUPPY!
Posted by: wickedpinto

No kidding! One neighbor had chickens and that &^($@^%%&* rooster started up before dawn every single day... and crowed most of the day... Told hubby I was gonna kidnap that fk'ing bird & do a disappearing act on it. He stopped me, dammit.

Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)

228 >>>Turned out: no, just a random strange growth habit/mutation.

Posted by: JQ
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Breed up a new strain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 11:57 PM (VQ0bX)

229 Huh? Both Marjoe Gortner and Eva Marie Saint kicked this week. Wonder who's number three?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 08, 2026 12:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

230 Breed up a new strain.
Posted by: Braenyard

I left that one clump behind when I moved in with hubby. It only did the weird thing that one year. Wish I could find the picture, it was bizarre looking!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)

231
One neighbor had chickens and that &^($@^%%&* rooster started up before dawn every single day...

__________

Roosters are asshoe. They're lucky each day they don't get their necks wrung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 12:03 AM (eRlcH)

232 192 Greetings hordlings - from your "Old Asia Hand" Publius Redux in Singapore. Things remain hot and hazy here. Will be back home in Texas in November - hopefully I can see some folks when there.

I am flying in specifically to vote in the election btw - and staying through Thanksgiving.

Did I see, btw, that Talarico had disappeared for 10 days? is this accurate - if so - wth? It's a month before the election.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2026 12:03 AM (Gu66x)

233 Did I see, btw, that Talarico had disappeared for 10 days? is this accurate - if so - wth? It's a month before the election.
Posted by: Publius Redux

T'Freako *claims* to have the flu.

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

234
Bald, bearded Trump looks as badass as hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 12:05 AM (eRlcH)

235 Ronnie Schell passed on in June, age 94. I didn't realize it until today. He had the distinction of being America's "slowest rising comic" since 1959.

Posted by: RIP Duke Slater at October 08, 2026 12:07 AM (EdP2u)

236 151 Did anyone see the Babylon Bee's suggestion for executing Hasan? The Hasan Bomb?

https://tinyurl.com/3d4kjvnx

Now THAT I'd pay to watch!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 10:58 PM (qx7Zg)

If he were beheaded it would be called the Hasan Chop.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 08, 2026 12:10 AM (0CU3H)

237 Just watched Furiosa. I have to say I liked it a lot more than Fury Road. I assume I'm in the minority.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 12:10 AM (KC5Lt)

238 @220-wickedpinto

Pretty quiet where I live. I only have three acres but I'm right in the middle of it. Living in the city was constant noise, and terrible traffic. You had to learn what areas to stay away from. Always had to watch your back. No, I don't miss city living. Also everyone around here is armed, and there is very little crime. I wonder why?🙂

Posted by: Case at October 08, 2026 12:10 AM (ROPCF)

239 In elementary school, my brother brought home a chick that had been hatched in an incubator in class. Turned out to be a rooster and started crowing at 4 AM. It disappeared one day and my Dad said it had a stroke. Dad grew up on a farm in Norway and knew how to handle things like that.

Posted by: The Alarm Clock at 5:30 AM Was Bad Enough at October 08, 2026 12:13 AM (EdP2u)

240 Heh, from deadline

Just as so many big-name rock acts are on farewell tours, at least one is making a live comeback. Ending what was billed as a permanent vacation from the concert stage, Aerosmith on Wednesday announced a pair of shows set for October 29 and November 1 at the Hollywood Bowl — with a little help from a lot of friends

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 08, 2026 12:17 AM (Sco7b)

241

You are my wife.
Good bye city life!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2026 12:18 AM (Cqx++)

242 236 151 Did anyone see the Babylon Bee's suggestion for executing Hasan? The Hasan Bomb?

https://tinyurl.com/3d4kjvnx

Now THAT I'd pay to watch!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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The British had a method of execution whereby they would tie a man across the muzzle of a cannon. Blown asunder. Gell on the ground, limbs over there and there and the head somewhere.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 12:21 AM (VQ0bX)

243 Roosters are asshoe. They're lucky each day they don't get their necks wrung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2026 12:03 AM (eRlcH)

Dude across the street from me has a bunch. Out of nowhere. One day they were all over his lawn. I see them in the street, in my driveway, all over. The houses are set back far enough to where you barely hear them when you're outside. Still, I don't mind being around the corner from farms, just not in my frigging yard. One was walking up my driveway exploring. It saw me standing in the garage and started walking faster. I started one of the bikes quick. He changed his mind. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2026 12:25 AM (vzuC7)

244 @238 Cass

If you wanna see where I'm from, I'm from Hammond Indiana, the perfect combination of City, Urban, and Rural. I spent the last 12 years before moving to Australia in Portage.

Hammond, City, gangs, crime all over the place, Marine Corps, dead ass of no where. Dead silence, it was unnerving, then 12 years in Portgate/Valpo, Traffic and farms.

Posted by: wickedpinto at October 08, 2026 12:31 AM (kVIWl)

245 Just watched Furiosa. I have to say I liked it a lot more than Fury Road. I assume I'm in the minority.
Posted by: polynikes
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Not yet seen Furiosa. Fury Road - meh. Still like the original Mad Max the best.

Posted by: scampydog at October 08, 2026 12:35 AM (keC+P)

246 @EYakoby

: Fully masked Islamists are now chasing down Zohran Mamdani, and threatening him.
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https://tinyurl.com/bdzhekf5

_www.freedomnews.tv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 12:38 AM (VQ0bX)

247 No more rooster in our little 'hood... Dude switched over to raising turkeys for a while. That was cool! After one particularly strong storm, his birds got spooked and went for a run over to our place. Couple of adult pairs and perhaps 2 dozen mid-sized chicks.

Cat was on the deck railing, looking at all those big birds going by... like, wtf? He just sat there, amazed.

I opened the gate to let them in & corral them until owner could round them up. Much fun. They were welcome to browse all the bugs they could eat off my property!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)

248 >>>Anyway, here is Iron Maiden playing Fear of the Dark live in Brazil in 2017 - twenty five years after the song's 1992 release:

Good choice. Fear of the Dark is up there in the top 5 with Hallowed Be Thy Name and Children of the Damned. And Brazil shows are always next level.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 08, 2026 12:43 AM (dK+Kv)

249 Still like the original Mad Max the best.
Posted by: scampydog

Like the part where he's got that a-hole cuffed to the wrecked car (which is leaking gasoline) and sets a zippo near the leak, tosses him a hacksaw & rides away...

*BOOM!*

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

250 [*lit zippo*]

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)

251 I believe Trump is going to hit Iran when the West Coast Voting Ends on Election Day.

Makes sense because everyone thinks Trump will not hit Iran until days or weeks after the election

Just Sayin ..........

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 08, 2026 12:54 AM (pL0ET)

252 237 Just watched Furiosa. I have to say I liked it a lot more than Fury Road. I assume I'm in the minority.
Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 12:10 AM (KC5Lt)

I agree with this. But I like both. I really wish we'd get more of these movies (we apparently won't).

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 08, 2026 12:54 AM (RaFl0)

253 >>Fully masked Islamists are now chasing down Zohran Mamdani, and threatening him.

Huh. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

254 253 >>Fully masked Islamists are now chasing down Zohran Mamdani, and threatening him.

Huh. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

Pardon, sir. Permission to giggle and point?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 01:05 AM (Y/06r)

255 IIRC, Furiosa bombed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 01:06 AM (Y/06r)

256 Fully masked Islamists are now chasing down Zohran Mamdani, and threatening him.

Huh. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

Hee hee.

Posted by: It's absolutely not the same guys in Patriot Front at October 08, 2026 01:08 AM (1Ff7Z)

257
Fully masked Islamists are now chasing down Zohran Mamdani, and threatening him.
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https://tinyurl.com/bdzhekf5

_www.freedomnews.tv
Posted by: Braenyard

================

Yeah, handful of idiots. Those are the people who are always chasing people, and they never catch anyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2026 01:08 AM (XJ22o)

258 Crop rotation goes back to 6000 BC according to Wikipedia. They were doing two crop rotation. By the Middle Ages farmers were doing three crop rotation. In the 1700s the British switched to four crop rotation thanks to Charles Townshend. This was crucial for the British Agricultural Revolution. For more, see Wikipedia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 08, 2026 01:19 AM (PY8/y)

259 Well, past 11:00 here, and I am getting sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 08, 2026 01:22 AM (i9VX2)

260 IIRC, Furiosa bombed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 01:06 AM (Y/06r)

It did. It was a Mad Max movie with no Max in it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 08, 2026 01:22 AM (kZXPY)

261 youtu.be/RsP3rFJJk1Y

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

262 Watched Trans Siberian the other night. It's worth the time.
Watched The Men Who Tread On Tigers Tails last night. It's one of Kurosawa's early works. Interesting the way he puts a movie together.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 01:43 AM (gpvQO)

263 260 IIRC, Furiosa bombed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 01:06 AM (Y/06r)

It did. It was a Mad Max movie with no Max in it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 08, 2026 01:22 AM (kZXPY)

And even Mad Max wasn't Mad Max.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2026 01:44 AM (Y/06r)

264 GPT-6 Luna

Without Wikipedia's help, when did humans start crop rotation?

The reference is the World History Encyclopedia article “Agriculture in the Fertile Crescent & Mesopotamia.” It says a Sumerian “Farmer’s Almanac,” dated to 1700 BC_, shows that Mesopotamians understood crop rotation and left fields fallow to maintain soil fertility. World History Encyclopedia

I need to correct my earlier “around 6000 BCE” answer: that date is associated with early agriculture and irrigation in Mesopotamia, not evidence for crop rotation. The source supports at least by 1700 BC_ for documented knowledge of the practice—not necessarily when people first began rotating crops.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 01:53 AM (gpvQO)

265 Always doubt Wiki. It's one of the best liars on the web.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 01:54 AM (gpvQO)

266 Furiosa was an OK movie - but I literally have no interest in "Stronk Female Empowerment Action Heroine" movies anymore, particularly ones where 100lb women beat up 260 Lb. chiseled weightlifting men, or even more unbelievably, take a full on punch from them or direct blow with a blunt weapon and don't fall down dead or unconscious and mortally wounded, like they would in actual planet Earth reality. In fact all "female driven" movies get a hard pass from me entirely now. Absolute garbage. My female friend started watching the Netflix series on Lizzie Borden ( an homage to current "heroine" Lindsay Clancy - and all that's wrong with women.) Watched 4 minutes - when it became clear that an interesting murder mystery, probably with financial gain as a motive, in 19th century MA was being fashioned as a "stylistic" "Lesbo kills parents because they were straight and mean to her and her lesbo servant friend with pink hair" story - I was done. I turned to my friend and asked "do you actually like this garbage?" she looked at me and said "no, I don't" - we shut it off, Thank God and never watche again.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2026 01:59 AM (Gu66x)

267 Tiptoes in after waking from a snooze on the couch...it seems like the Horde is sleepy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2026 02:00 AM (ibDUx)

268 First concert I ever went to was Iron Maiden, Powerslave tour, 4th night at Long Beach Arena, which they recorded for their live album Live After Death.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 08, 2026 02:00 AM (ECToT)

269 Until now, there was no clear reason why the United States applies an additional screening process for Mexicans who have set foot in Ukraine within the last four years, but this might be the explanation. Milenio gained access to a national intelligence document documenting that cartel members have traveled to Ukraine.

Mexican cartel members are reportedly traveling to Ukraine to pose as war volunteers and receive training in the operation of high-tech drones. The goal: to return to Mexico and use that knowledge against authorities, civilians, and rival criminal organizations.

Ace's link, Oct 5, talked about them fighting with Ukraine as soldiers for the cause but specifically there to learn drone tech and bring it home. That tech is in Ecuador now.

It's never mentioned in the news the Ziggy is supplementing his army with skilled Mexican mercenaries.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 02:01 AM (gpvQO)

270 267 Tiptoes in after waking from a snooze ...

We'll speak softly for a minute or two.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 08, 2026 02:02 AM (gpvQO)

271 Today's headliner "wimmens" make my skin crawl, and are an embarrassment to me *as a woman*...

Lord, have mercy!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

272 >>>Please don't make a mess of the place. The cleaning charge is horrific. JQ is in charge and will rule with an iron fist.

JQ's been promoted!

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:03 AM (odBC9)

273 *speaks softly*

Hi, Debby.

*pours Chivas*

Cheers...

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

274 JQ's been promoted!
Posted by: m

Yeah... bartender to bouncer? LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

275 11 TACO CAT IS A PALINDROME.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 07, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

I did not know that.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:06 AM (odBC9)

276 274 JQ's been promoted!
Posted by: m

Yeah... bartender to bouncer? LMAO!
Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

>>>Please don't make a mess of the place. The cleaning charge is horrific. JQ is in charge and will rule with an iron fist.
"In charge" sounds more like a managerial position.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:09 AM (odBC9)

277 Brewers win!!! Brewers win!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 02:10 AM (GYqb1)

278 7 I have blueberry coffee cake in the oven.
Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)

yum
That is such an excellent idea.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:11 AM (odBC9)

279 Mom ruled us kids with an iron fist-- Dad was her *backup*-- we never wanted the backup to step in, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

280 No kidding! One neighbor had chickens and that &^($@^%%&* rooster started up before dawn every single day... and crowed most of the day... Told hubby I was gonna kidnap that fk'ing bird & do a disappearing act on it. He stopped me, dammit.
Posted by: JQ at October 07, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)

I may yet have to shoot that fucker across the street who has the rooster. Fucker was upset that, when he let his chickens wander all over the fucking neighborhood, my dogs collected a couple of them. No chickens died, they were all fine, but that fucking rooster, all day and all night here, since the sun doesn't set in the summer.

Guy is a lunatic. He will, at some point, come up against us again, and he will lose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 02:14 AM (GYqb1)

281 279 Mom ruled us kids with an iron fist-- Dad was her *backup*-- we never wanted the backup to step in, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

Dad was the beater, but mom held us down. Some day, there will be a reckoning. Not now, since they are both dead now, but some day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 02:15 AM (GYqb1)

282 >>...rooster, all day and all night here, since the sun doesn't set in the summer.

Ugh! Sorry, tcn! That reallllly sux.

Any chance you can (surreptitiously) capture the rooster and *say abracadabra*?

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

283 How's *the boy* tcn? And how are you & hubby holding up?

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

284 19 Mmm. Purritos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)

haha!

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:22 AM (odBC9)

285 283 How's *the boy* tcn? And how are you & hubby holding up?
Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

The boy remains an ass. I didn't raise him that way, but he is determined to be an idiot.

The grandbaby is still in limbo, depending upon a court date in the first part of November. Haven't seen his cute little backside since June, so he must be a whole different kid by now. Prayers are gratefully accepted.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 08, 2026 02:25 AM (GYqb1)

286 Prayers-- you got them!

All I can do from here, tcn....

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

287 Cheers JQ, and thank you.

tcn, I keep you in my prayers too, I know how much you love that little grandbaby.

I am praying for our country too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2026 02:28 AM (ibDUx)

288 63 Many decades ago, I moved from Colorado to Portland, Maine but did not plan well financially. My Colorado bank had money and I thought I could just open an account in Maine and the money would just magically appear. Nope. I took several days and, in the meantime, I had no money for food for several days. Finally, the money came and I bought a bucket of spaghetti similar to the Little Caesar's bucket above. I sat on a bus stop bench and ate it in the rain. Nothing was ever so good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:21 PM (ndZc7)

Great story.
I would eat that spaghetti. Sort of a cross between canned spaghetti and take-out Chinese.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:31 AM (odBC9)

289 Not sure I'd want to try "Little Caesar's" spaghetti-- their pizza is (IMO) like a hot, oily sponge crust, with tomato sauce and... whatever, cheap crap... on top. Eww.

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

290 Christina pike's first words. Where am I? Am I in hell? Your in Tennessee. Pike: Close enough to hell. Trumpsters in action. AZ Democrat congrssional candidate green-placentia raped by trumpster as she was repairing campaign sign damaged by trumpster. 26 days till we take back the country from these vermin.

Posted by: raimondo at October 08, 2026 02:39 AM (+2O7U)

291 That Pike b!tch needs to be at Fort Hood on 12/3, so she & the jihadi MFer can get stacked up and both go the hell with one shot.

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)

292 Aaaannnd, on *that* happy note--- I'm clocking out for tonight.

*puts keys on the bar*

Love you all. Lock it up when you're done!

Posted by: JQ at October 08, 2026 02:47 AM (rdVOm)

293 The photo up top looks like corduroy.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:50 AM (odBC9)

294 Great clickable tune behind the photo up top!

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 02:57 AM (odBC9)

295 'Night JQ, and all, I am off to sleep some more. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 08, 2026 03:02 AM (ibDUx)

296
Hate to be a bummer and all, but it looks my mother is in the terminal phase, and there's probably not much time left. Her heart rate is getting sort of erratic, and her O2 level is dropping. I've got this 5L/min O2 concentrator cranked up to 4.5L/min, which is about the max just to keep her O2 in the mid - 80% range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

297 Been up mostly since 1:45 am

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 03:31 AM (Ia/+0)

298 296 Hate to be a bummer and all, but it looks my mother is in the terminal phase, and there's probably not much time left. Her heart rate is getting sort of erratic, and her O2 level is dropping. I've got this 5L/min O2 concentrator cranked up to 4.5L/min, which is about the max just to keep her O2 in the mid - 80% range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

Blessings on you, publius.

Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 03:35 AM (odBC9)

299 .
NOOD

Pixy's here with the Daily Tech News

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:00 AM (O7YUW)

300 Thats sad publius.

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

301 298 296 Hate to be a bummer and all, but it looks my mother is in the terminal phase, and there's probably not much time left. Her heart rate is getting sort of erratic, and her O2 level is dropping. I've got this 5L/min O2 concentrator cranked up to 4.5L/min, which is about the max just to keep her O2 in the mid - 80% range.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 08, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

Blessings on you, publius.
Posted by: m at October 08, 2026 03:35 AM (odBC9)

Godspeed. I was here with my father not long ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 08, 2026 10:12 AM (XUHiS)

Deep Dark Cafe

grundtvigchurch.jpg
Inside Grundtvig's Church, Denmark
By: kenny ollseon

They're putting up the Krampus decorations already? They've completely commercialized the true meaning of Krampus!

A cat does cat-like things.

The now-abandoned Summit Tunnel at the Donner Pass.

A lot of fuzzy mouths to feed. This guy thinks he's a dog owner but when you have twenty huskies in your house you're more of a dog hostage.

Supposedly, a tricky paint job on the front of this building creates the illusion that it's warped by non-Euclidean energies from Yuggoth. I'm wondering if it's actually AI. If not, it's a very impressive illusion.

Larry Byrd doesn't get talked about much these days, except when talking about Dee Reynolds, but he was pretty good.

Ever get out of bed but you can't shake the sleep off your back?

Hyena and sons.

1949 film to advertise the Boeing 337 Stratocruiser.

Dog would like some attention now please and thank you.

The longbow v. crossbow argument has a new entrant: Chakram? And how about the simple sling?

Hot chick with a lion cub.

Ace the Bat-Hound. (Silver Age Batman had hound named Ace.)


The Burj Khalifa skyscraper (from Mission Impossible 4), by drone.







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1 The Summit Tunnel video's AI slop. Just sayin'

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 07:35 PM (lfNXu)

2 I dun nooded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:37 PM (l3cgK)

3 The EU unveiled a statue mocking Trump at their Strasburg HQ. In the lobby. It's covered in gold leaf.

We need to get out of NATO now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL)

4 Objection! Istanbul was NEVER the capital of the Ottoman Empire. Constantinople was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (ZOv7s)

5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?

seems

intimate

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (ZxPkt)

6 We need to get out of NATO now.
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Yep. We don't need NATO and I don't want to be responsible for defending them. Whatever they may face, they brought it on themselves.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (TN0g+)

7 Supposedly, a tricky paint job on the front of this building creates the illusion that it's warped by non-Euclidean energies from Yuggoth. I'm wondering if it's actually AI. If not, it's a very impressive illusion.
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All I know is that I'm never going in that building.

No telling what weirdness is lurking inside.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D)

8 National Auto Tire Organization is just big tire making you buy Summer and Winter tires.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

9 5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?

seems

intimate
Posted by: Don Black

That's nothing compared to girl volleyballers. They hug or grabass after every point won or lost. It's off-putting and silly.

Posted by: Grow Up! at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (EdP2u)

10 Next time, I’ll get a half a pint and sleep in the wagon yard.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (zqeQL)

11 5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?

seems

intimate
Posted by: Don Black

Have to take off mask to kiss

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur)

12 Turkish girls have really hairy arms. And backs.

Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at October 07, 2026 07:45 PM (EdP2u)

13 That's nothing compared to girl volleyballers. They hug or grabass after every point won or lost. It's off-putting and silly.
Posted by: Grow Up! at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (EdP2u)

There is an old supposedly rich dude at my watering hole that watches college VB at the bar.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

14 5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?

seems

intimate

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (ZxPkt)

They yell, "NO HOMO" before they do it, so it totes okay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK)

15 12 Turkish girls have really hairy arms. And backs.

Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at October 07, 2026 07:45 PM (EdP2u)

I knew a girl in HS whose mustache was thicker than most of the guys her age...and she was very cute too. At our reunion saw her again; she waxes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:47 PM (l3cgK)

16 Here's a little something for Ace, because it can't always be a one-way street. I'd LOVE to see Tapper "holding him to it". And then walking out of the HQ building with his personal stuff in a box.

For some reason the personalities at CNN dont get how capitalism works

The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.”

Hold him to it? Its -- meaning CNN - is his to do as he pleases

Jake = employee
Ellison = owner


https://tinyurl.com/yntrs43s

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 07:47 PM (Riz8t)

17 They yell, "NO HOMO" No Tongues before they do it, so it totes okay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

18 17 They yell, "NO HOMO" No Tongues before they do it, so it totes okay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

But sucking is okay, right?

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (l3cgK)

19 No to mention the Turkish girls mustaches.

Posted by: Waxing Poetic at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (EdP2u)

20 But sucking is okay, right?
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (l3cgK)

sorry
never played hockey

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (/+uur)

21 When Ace mentioned a Chakram, I was worried it was an Al Gore kinda thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (l3cgK)

22 The now-abandoned Summit Tunnel at the Donner Pass.

https://youtu.be/3I-D8Ozc4Oc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (l3cgK)

23
*snaps fingers imperiously*

Garçon! This steak was left in the fire for too long.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH)

24 It has been reported that I eat "DICK Sandwiches!!

I want to set the record straight on this false accusation!!

I do not eat DICK SANDWICHES because I DO NOT LIKE BREAD!!

Posted by: James Talarico at October 07, 2026 07:53 PM (jGtoG)

25
The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.”

__________

Jake is quite - oh yes, quite, quite - replaceable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:53 PM (eRlcH)

26 23
*snaps fingers imperiously*

Garçon! This steak was left in the fire for too long.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH)

https://youtu.be/78RUyWC--bQ&t=81s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK)

27 I think Thom Tillis might be to most disgusting politician going out the door I've ever seen. Even worse than Cornyn. Just garbage.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:55 PM (l26NL)

28 The Larry Byrd highlights were amazing. I miss the days when the players wore those cute little shorts.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)

29
All four girls got a brush, trim and nails done today. Puff, who's a deranged maniac, was the quietest while getting her nails ground. Ruth, who's more sedate, screamed all the way through.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:59 PM (eRlcH)

30 >>>A cat does cat-like things.

hahaha
I'm sure the turtles deserved what they got.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 07, 2026 08:00 PM (syz1S)

31 Tired of reading, start scanning for sports. Espn2 has a college football talking heads show then a division two game or something. Good enough, I switch over.
Immediately, a commercial comes on, for Nashville 911 season premier.
Apparently, the bible thumping far right Christian nationalists are going after Nashville. Again.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (sl73Y)

32 Blow an airhorn that deep in the ground no telling what you're calling up.

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

33 If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination. Right next to the Burj is the Dubai Mall. Every shop is ultra high end, no Walmart or Target. Lots of restaurants too.

Every Friday Emirates and other wealthy Arabs and people from around the world pour into the place and spend huge amounts of money. Theres even a skating rink and an aquarium, a huge one, inside the mall. The indoor ski hill is at the Mall of the Emirates across town.

And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

34 You know what else is deep and dark?

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

35
It's Banned Book Month! If you don't approve of having The 120 Days of Sodom in your school's library, you're a book burner and likely a Nazi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

36 My daughter is about three weeks back from hiking another trail in the Dolomites. Both she and her boy friend are hikers, fine by me, and climbers (I don't want to know).

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:05 PM (sl73Y)

37 It's Banned Book Month! If you don't approve of having The 120 Days of Sodom in your school's library, you're a book burner and likely a Nazi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)
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No one expects the gay Nazis, but they were there from the beginning. Ernst Roehm and friends. Until that one night...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

38 No one expects the gay Nazis, but they were there from the beginning. Ernst Roehm and friends. Until that one night...

He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)

39 Trump with a beard and shaved head. It works for him.

https://tinyurl.com/3cpjdjwr

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (Riz8t)

40 Why is it that if I say "They banned the band the Band" you will know what I mean even if you don't read it?

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

41 He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present.
Posted by: Archimedes

It was the wurst!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (ptJRT)

42 He has the flu

@NEWSMAX
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41m
Texas Democrat Senate nominee James Talarico addressed a U.S. Hispanic Business Council forum virtually Sept. 30 after being diagnosed with the flu, saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees. MORE: https://bit.ly/3TL9eF9

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt)

43 "It was the wurst!
Posted by: Tonypete"

They were really packing the brats.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (MWfyi)

44 He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)
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You came for the gay orgy and didn't expect the firing squad.

I have to say the left's weird Main Character/Persecution Fantasy complex is getting completely out of hand.

Book stores and libraries put out large displays of books that were pulled from the West Podunk Public Library and and act like it's Kristallnacht, meanwhile Dem candidates for high office debate whether Jews have a right to exist.

The cognitive dissonance is off the charts.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

45 If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination. Right next to the Burj is the Dubai Mall. Every shop is ultra high end, no Walmart or Target. Lots of restaurants too.

Every Friday Emirates and other wealthy Arabs and people from around the world pour into the place and spend huge amounts of money. Theres even a skating rink and an aquarium, a huge one, inside the mall. The indoor ski hill is at the Mall of the Emirates across town.

And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's incredible. Almost overwhelming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (9tX4s)

46 Didn't see anybody wearing pajama pants on the Stratocruiser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Cqx++)

47 Blow an airhorn that deep in the ground no telling what you're calling up.
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)
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Yeah, the most terrifying part would be hearing an answering airhorn long after the echoes from yours have died away...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:14 PM (FZ29D)

48 41m
Texas Democrat Senate nominee James Talarico addressed a U.S. Hispanic Business Council forum virtually Sept. 30 after being diagnosed with the flu, saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees. MORE: https://bit.ly/3TL9eF9
Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt)
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Surely everyone attending was triple-masked and quadruple vaccinated.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (FZ29D)

49 Yeah, the most terrifying part would be hearing an answering airhorn long after the echoes from yours have died away...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:14 PM (FZ29D)
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Drums, drums in the deep...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (ZOv7s)

50 If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination.
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Can't say that I do.

All that wealth will eventually turn to dust.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Y4uRa)

51 1 The Summit Tunnel video's AI slop. Just sayin'
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts
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I wouldn't know, because clicking the link leads me to Google Play, where I am expected to install yet another "stick its nose up my ass" app in order to watch. Remember, if it's free, you're the product.
Homie don't play that game.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (WwlAa)

52 So far I'm about an hour into the followup to Disco Elysium, No Parades: For Dead Spies, and it's.....

Ok.

Of course they made the main protagonist in this game a woman, and woman with a five pack a day voice to boot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

53 Didn't see anybody wearing pajama pants on the Stratocruiser.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Or flip flops with dirty, crusty feet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:19 PM (9tX4s)

54 Just came across an interesting quote in the book I'm reading:

"That is the trick of good government. To make folk live in such a way that there is no need for its intervention."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:20 PM (FZ29D)

55 SHUT UP, BIRD

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at October 07, 2026 08:21 PM (iN6fC)

56 >>It's incredible. Almost overwhelming.

It really is. Used to enjoy watching the cars coming into the garage. Ferraris, Maseratis, exotic Porsches, etc.. So many G Wagons they seemed common.

You really have to see the area in person to appreciate the spectacle.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)

57 In fact, the female character looks a lot like Jodi Whitaker.

Of course, she is, of course she is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

58 I'm watching Cheetoh Hitler on C-SPAN.

I love having a president who says the word "bullshit"!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:23 PM (kpS4V)

59 "You really have to see the area in person to appreciate the spectacle.
Posted by: JackStraw"

All built on that dirty nasty oil.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:25 PM (MWfyi)

60 >>All built on that dirty nasty oil.

Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:27 PM (viF8m)

61 I love having a president who says the word "bullshit"!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

But can he word salad about Venn diagrams snd yellow school buses?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2026 08:29 PM (q7PvL)

62 This weekend is Homecoming, and we had the parade tonight. We live across the street from the education complex and the stadium, so we have a great view.
One of the firetrucks leads off, followed by the marching band, who have been practicing ALL week. Then the homecoming royalty and all the middle and high school sportsball teams.
It's very sweet.

Posted by: sal at October 07, 2026 08:30 PM (f+FmA)

63 Home Despot has a Halloween animatronic called John the Last Chance Mixologist complete with hipster beard and glasses and flannel shirt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:31 PM (kpS4V)

64 Book stores and libraries put out large displays of books that were pulled from the West Podunk Public Library and and act like it's Kristallnacht,

There is no group of people more convinced of their own heroism than public librarians.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 07, 2026 08:31 PM (vTZFs)

65
Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all.

The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

66 If this don't make yo booty move
Yo booty must be dead

Posted by: John the Last Chance Mixologist at October 07, 2026 08:33 PM (MWfyi)

67 Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all.
Posted by: JackStraw

TCN's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:34 PM (9tX4s)

68 But can he word salad about Venn diagrams snd yellow school buses?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2026 08:29 PM (q7PvL)
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Trump is a verbal Evel Knievel who spins doughnuts on your Venn diagram and jumps over all your yellow school buses, then pops a frosty Diet Coke.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:36 PM (kpS4V)

69 I once had a thing for pubic librarians.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:38 PM (wlCsd)

70 "The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

There wasn't anything else to do. They couldn't hunt and fishing in the cement pond was terrible.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:39 PM (MWfyi)

71 saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt)

He should have tried not letting them fuck him in the ass.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:40 PM (wlCsd)

72
I'd have more respect for librarians if they cleared out the homeless bums who are just there to surf porn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (eRlcH)

73 >I once had a thing for pubic librarians.
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used to be, the librarian was a much older woman. You didn't know about her private live- you didn't want to know about her private life.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (ZxPkt)

74 One trick pony here, The TXMoMe is next weekend. Shoot , eat, drink and be merry!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (nxLtX)

75 >>The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway.

Haven't done business there in a decade so things might have changed but the powers started to realize they had a problem on their hands. Not just the UAE but the Saudis, Qatar and others.

Between checks going out to citizens and the requirement that anyone wanting to start a business in those countries had to have citizen that was a partner, another way to get a check for doing nothing. And they had a lot of young people, mostly men, that weren't doing anything and we all know what happens with idle hands. Particularly there.

They hired consultants to help them come up with a thing that was called Vision 2030. Basically, how do we get young people working and wean the country off total reliance on oil. We'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m)

76 marching band, who have been practicing ALL week. Then the homecoming royalty and all the middle and high school sportsball teams.
It's very sweet.
Posted by: sal

Well within hearing distance of the stadium i would guess.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:42 PM (sl73Y)

77 >>I'd have more respect for librarians if they cleared out the homeless bums who are just there to surf porn.

Hey! This is library. You been 4 hours. You go now.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m)

78 Pan Am Flight 6 was a Stratocruiser that flew Between SF and HI. Lost an engine kind of explosively, taking out another. Couldn't climb to altitude and was right in the middle with not enough fuel to make land either way. There was a Coast Guard Cutter out there for just this scenario. The pilot circled the Cutter til daylight and did a perfect water landing. All hands safe. A Capt. Sully in 1956.

Posted by: Splashdown at October 07, 2026 08:53 PM (EdP2u)

79 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ)

80 Deepest Cave Pit.

Seems vaguely familiar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:57 PM (wVcYX)

81 I avoid lieberries because they insist on pants like that "Perfessor" dude.

Posted by: Non-Conformist at October 07, 2026 08:58 PM (EdP2u)

82 Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 08:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 82 Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!
Posted by: Piper

If you have a pool, you have water. I have 18,000 gallons on hand.

Posted by: Wet Willie at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (EdP2u)

84 One trick pony here, The TXMoMe is next weekend. Shoot , eat, drink and be merry!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (nxLtX)

I'm pushing to get these tax returns prepared, reviewed, and filed asap in the next week. As soon as the last filing acceptance notice is received on Thursday next, I'm Northbound and Down!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (wVcYX)

85 The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.”


And that is the kind of arrogant bullshit that causes me to despise the media. Just who the F**k elected you, dickhead, to hold anyone accountable for anything? Your job is to sit there and read a teleprompter. Meanwhile check your ratings asshole. We the public are holding you accountable.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (2WIwB)

86
I don't want the Dodgers to win, but Atlanta's fans are so annoying i don't want them to win either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:02 PM (eRlcH)

87 83 82 Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!
Posted by: Piper

If you have a pool, you have water. I have 18,000 gallons on hand.
Posted by: Wet Willie at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (EdP2u)

I do have a pool, as luck would have it! But I don’t know I would want to use that to drink.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 Inside Grundtvig's Church, Denmark

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Empty just like Scandinavian spirituality.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2026 09:04 PM (5BOLF)

89 Grundtvig's Church, Denmark

If the Scandi's aren't careful, that'll become an impressive mosque.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB)

90 As to Piper v. the Hurricane, my odds are on Piper.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

91 I do have a pool, as luck would have it! But I don’t know I would want to use that to drink.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
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If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes?

Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h)

92 McKinney TX, Collin County, second richest in TX, collected enough signature to recall the city council and the mayor who approved a mosque plan.

On the way to prayer, Muslims drove past protesters holding signs proclaiming Jesus and 'Don't Mecca My Texas'.

The protesters were multi generational and multi racial.
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7,600 signatures—more than the 5,805 required, have been collected.

The signatures still have to be certified by the city secretary.
If certified, and the officials don’t step down, the council must order a recall election. (bitches)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:14 PM (VQ0bX)

93 "Ace the Bat-Hound. (Silver Age Batman had hound named Ace.)"

Of course. There are no Penguin-Hounds of good, or even moderate, or even neutral reputation.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 09:15 PM (0sNs1)

94 -----
If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes?

Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h)

Anecdotal, but during the Kuwait occupation in 1990, when Iraq invaded, the embassy personnel were trapped on the compound. They had tuna that someone had ordered for the canteen and drank the pool water for six months until their safe passage out was negotiated. Pools have a use besides fun!

Posted by: moki at October 07, 2026 09:18 PM (wLjpr)

95 If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes?

Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery.
Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h

Yes, we have the little tabs and a copper ionizer, so we don’t have to use a heck of a lot of chlorine. I think we will be okay unless this turns a whole lot worse than it shows now. I am guessing power to the studio will be brought online fairly quickly as it’s anchored by Publix and we can always get water from there.

But the pool may be nice for a bath if there is no water or electricity at home. Plus, my neighbor can run a lot on both of our houses off of his Tesla, which is pretty cool. 😎

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 Dang never heard that! Tuna and pool water for six months sounds sub-optimal, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:22 PM (oqH4h)

97 And that is the kind of arrogant bullshit that causes me to despise the media. Just who the F**k elected you, dickhead, to hold anyone accountable for anything? Your job is to sit there and read a teleprompter. Meanwhile check your ratings asshole. We the public are holding you accountable.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (2WIwB)
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I cannot wait for Jake's interviews on Tucker and Candace introducing his new podcast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:23 PM (RIvkX)

98 Three drops of bleach per gallon, let it gas off overnight, drink up. Mike Hammer was delivering pool water in 5 gallon buckets to his neighbors for weeks after Emily.

Posted by: Wet Willie.. at October 07, 2026 09:23 PM (EdP2u)

99 My cousin passed away recently. Early-onset Alzheimer's. He was only 4 years older than I. One of eleven kids, five boys, six girls.

He was such a cool guy. One of the highlights of my youth was spending several days with them in the wilds of Oklahoma. The whole family was simply wonderful. The kids lived life fully.

Rest in Peace, Norman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ)

100 And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

And every woman there dressed in a toebag?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 09:25 PM (i9VX2)

101 Rest in Peace, Norman.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ)
====

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:26 PM (RIvkX)

102 The EU unveiled a statue mocking Trump at their Strasburg HQ. In the lobby. It's covered in gold leaf.

We need to get out of NATO now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL)

Or just go medieval and conquer the fucking thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 09:27 PM (vzuC7)

103 The signatures still have to be certified by the city secretary.
If certified, and the officials don’t step down, the council must order a recall election. (bitches)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:14 PM (VQ0bX)

Godspeed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:28 PM (9tX4s)

104 McKinney TX petition against Epic Mosque, organizer
Ashley Marie Louden. Went to several common publications to
get a pic of her.

Don't understand why the leader of a successful coup against the Epic Center Mosque, the city's mayor and the city council wouldn't
be front and center.

She's on the right.

https://tinyurl.com/y566pbwy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:30 PM (VQ0bX)

105 Today I did a very foolish thing, and walked to the nearest ABC store.

The trip there was fine. The trip back, not so much. But I made it home.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:32 PM (77rzZ)

106 Thank you, Pug.

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 09:33 PM (yEz+x)

107 Rest in Peace, Norman.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Two years ago, actress and Miss America 1955 Lee Meriwether's youngest daughter announced that both her Mom and older sister Kyle Aletter had Alzheimer's. Lee is still alive at 91, but Kyle died within months, age 64. Kyle was a long time substitute model on The Price is Right in the 80s and 90s. Her dad was actor Frank Aletter, who was in a million things in the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: Terrible Disease at October 07, 2026 09:34 PM (EdP2u)

108 102 The EU unveiled a statue mocking Trump at their Strasburg HQ. In the lobby. It's covered in gold leaf.

We need to get out of NATO now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL)

Or just go medieval and conquer the fucking thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 09:27 PM (vzuC7)

The muzzies are gonna beat us to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK)

109
Rest in Peace, Norman.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October

I am so sorry, Pug. It’s hard to lose people we love, obviously, but when they are so close in age to us, it brings about all the uncertainty of our own mortality. A lot of emotions and feelings, for sure. I hope you hold all the wonderful memories in your heart, and know this life isn’t the end of our journey.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

110 Today I did a very foolish thing, and walked to the nearest ABC store.

The trip there was fine. The trip back, not so much. But I made it home.
Posted by: Bulg

Did you drink the bottle on the way back?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:39 PM (9tX4s)

111 San Franpsycho,


Thank you for introducing me to that phrase. It is lovely and poignant. I use it often now.

What is the history? I assume it is an OLD Jewish blessing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 09:40 PM (yEz+x)

112 Thank you all for the kind words. Norman and his older brother were wonderful story tellers. They would leave my grandpa in stitches. I miss Grandpa's laugh.

That whole branch of the clan was blessed with some wonderful personalities. salt of the earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:42 PM (0aYVJ)

113 Pug, may his memory give you comfort.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:45 PM (77rzZ)

114 Yikes.


Is it acceptable for me, a Roman Catholic to appropriate that phrase? I only mean it in reverence and honor of the Dead.

Ugh. I don’t want to offend you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)

115 110 Nope. I should’ve taken water with me. I got light-headed, I think, from lack of water.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:48 PM (77rzZ)

116 "I wouldn't know, because clicking the link leads me to Google Play, where I am expected to install yet another "stick its nose up my ass" app in order to watch. Remember, if it's free, you're the product.
Homie don't play that game.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (WwlAa)"

Select "continue on web" in the upper right corner. Instagram hides it in blue font.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 07, 2026 09:48 PM (iIyc0)

117 Pug, may his memory give you comfort.
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:45 PM (77rzZ)

Yes, it does. I have stories of the time my brother and sisters spent in Oklahoma with them, but I'll not bore y'all. Just gonna sip my beverage and reminisce.

Lord Bless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:49 PM (0aYVJ)

118 Good evening all!
I have been at the dentist’s office all week. Three crowns. I am worn out😩

Posted by: Jmel at October 07, 2026 09:52 PM (3TlS+)

119
First five minutes of "The Silencers" and am creeped out.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 09:54 PM (Y8DZL)

120 Where in the world is Jimmy?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 09:54 PM (/+uur)

121 Condolences, Pug.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 07, 2026 09:54 PM (iIyc0)

122 Condolences, Pug.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Ditto

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 10:00 PM (9tX4s)

123 118 Good evening all!
I have been at the dentist’s office all week. Three crowns. I am worn out😩
Posted by: Jmel

I don't know if King Charles has three Crowns. That's pretty cool.

Posted by: Prince Of Dorkness at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (EdP2u)

124 Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all.
Posted by: JackStraw

The Bedouin Hillbillies!

Posted by: Rex B at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (6lvzU)

125 Condolences, Pug.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 07, 2026 09:54 PM (iIyc0)

Likewise from me, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:02 PM (i9VX2)

126 The Bedouin Hillbillies!
Posted by: Rex B at October 07, 2026 10:01 PM (6lvzU)

The Bel Arabs

https://www.snlarchives.net/Episodes/?197912083

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (/+uur)

127 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 10:03 PM (i9VX2)

128 Damn! Garrett Morris and Dr Johnny Fever!

Posted by: Rex B at October 07, 2026 10:06 PM (6lvzU)

Quick Hits

We must trust the Deep State with all of our might.


A former CIA officer admitted in a plea deal Tuesday that he disclosed details about a secret U.S. intelligence source to a foreign official and embezzled nearly $200 million from the federal government.

David Rush pleaded guilty in Virginia federal court to one count of wire fraud after an FBI raid on his home in May uncovered 298 gold bars worth $46 million, $2.1 million in cash and dozens of luxury items.

Justice Department officials said Rush embezzled $194 million from the federal government, using his position at the intelligence agency to create an elaborate scheme designed to facilitate his "maximum self-enrichment at the expense of the United States."

...

Rush admitted in a plea document that he disclosed "certain descriptive information of a U.S. government clandestine human source" last year that could "endanger the safety and life of the human source and the U.S. government officers working with the source," according to NBC News.

He also admitted his actions jeopardized America's "ability to recruit human sources, who rely on the U.S. government's assurance of absolute secrecy."

Which country he sold us out to was not revealed. His plea deal calls for merely up to 20 years in prison.

Maryland jury finds that males falsely accused of sexual assault are therefore the victims of sex-based harassment.

In what may amount to a landmark decision for college campuses, a Maryland jury has declared a man falsely accused of sexual assault the victim of sex-based harassment.

A male college student falsely accused of sexual assault scored a major victory for due process and equal rights late last month, after a federal jury found the University of Maryland failed to protect him from severe harassment after he was falsely accused and ultimately cleared through the school's own Title IX process.

The jury sided with the falsely accused student -- identified as John Doe in a federal lawsuit reviewed by The Daily Wire -- who accused the University of Maryland of failing to protect him from severe harassment, including a student-led smear campaign, after he was fully cleared from from the female student's allegations.

The case was heard before an Obama-appointed judge, Paula Xinis, and the jury found evidence that falsely accused man faced harassment that was "so severe, pervasive, and objectively offense that it deprived him of equal access to an educational opportunity or benefit at the University of Maryland." It also found that the University of Maryland "was deliberately indifferent to the harassment."
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The ruling marks the first time that a jury has ever found that false sexual assault accusations can be considered sex-based harassment, according to the man's attorney, Jason Greaves of the Binnall Law Group.


Sanity half-prevails as a federal judge upholds New Hampshire's new election-security rules, which state that a student cannot just show a student ID to prove his eligibility to vote. He must show official ID showing he's a permanent resident of New Hampshire.

Unfortunately, this woke judge then struck down New Hampshire's rule that all voters must show an official ID. He claims that's an "overstep" of authority that might keep illegal aliens from voting for Democrats.

He didn't say the last part, but that's their concern.


New Hampshire students will no longer be able to use a student ID card as proof of identity when they show up to the polls to vote after a federal judge upheld the state's new voter ID restrictions.

The ruling, issued by U.S. District Court judge Joseph Laplante, upheld a New Hampshire law requiring students to have a government-issued photo ID, such as a driver’s license or passport, to vote.

But Laplante's decision also sided with good government groups who sued over New Hampshire Secretary of State David Scanlan's unilateral extension of that requirement to the voter registration process, ruling that the state's top election official overstepped his authority.

"The State has offered no independent justification for that broader prohibition," Laplante wrote in the ruling. "Under the Supreme Court’s standard for evaluating voting regulations, even a minimal burden on the right to vote must be justified by the State’s interests, and the State has identified no interest."


Trump continues his agenda of a Reagan-like rearmament.

I know that's bad because Tucker Carlson says no nation has the right to go to war, ever, unless it's Nazi Germany or Putin's Russia. Or probably one of the Arab states he may or may not be partnered up with.


President Donald Trump on Tuesday announced the construction of a major shipyard in Baltimore, which he said would be the largest new shipyard in the U.S. since World War II.

"Today, we're officially launching the construction of the largest new shipyard in the United States since World War II, there's been nothing like what we're doing today," Trump said.

The $3.7 billion investment from Anduril will receive billions more in support from the federal government. The facility will span 2 million square feet and be known as Arsenal-2.

Trump said the new yards will help build submarines.

No way.

Content warning on hitting the link -- it runs with lightly censored pictures of this cow having sex. She's about as cute as you'd expect a Democrat weirdo "they/them" hobbyist pornographer to be.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Oct 5

🚨SCOOP: Nebraska Democrat nominee runs p**nographic OnlyFans pages

Meet Whitney Hansen, the Democrat nominee for Douglas County Board of Commissioners in Nebraska, who uses "They/Them" pronouns.

She runs MULTIPLE p*rn webpages where she posts disturbing p*rnographic images of herself.

According to images provided by a source, Hansen made posts about how she loves to "fantasize and play with younger girls."

She also allegedly posted p*rnographic photos WHILE working as a teacher at @MillardPS.

Hansen is currently working as a public employee at @NatlParkService.

This is who Democrats want to elect...


The NYT is attempting to get Sophie Cunningham banned from the WNBA.



A New York Times columnist says WNBA player Sophie Cunningham, an outspoken opponent to transgender athletes in women's sports, has turned games for her team, the Indiana Fever, into a "circus" and that the team should release her.

The Fever was eliminated last week from championship contention, and the 30-year-old Cunningham is now an unrestricted free agent for a second consecutive offseason.

"Cunningham is too combustible, her takes too turbulent to be paired with [league star] Caitlin Clark," columnist Candace Buckner writes in her opinion story, published Tuesday.

"Clark, by her presence alone, already can't get through a season without being thrown into gutter debates that pit White against Black; hate that appears even in the DMs of her own teammates. Cunningham, with only a few words, introduced new divisions."


Akademiks TV

@AkademiksTV


WNBA Playoffs lost 70-76% of their viewers After Caitlin Clark was eliminated 🫪

2026 WNBA Semifinals between the Golden State Valkyries and the Las Vegas Aces drew approximately 500,000 viewers on NBC and Peacock & the Atlanta Dream and New York Liberty drew approximately 654,000 viewers compared to the 2.1 million average viewers (peaking at 2.6 million) that watched the Aces face the Indiana Fever in Game 1 of the first round just a week prior😬

A Chinese foreigner "professor" of Islam at Haverford "College" has been charged with threatening a Jewish colleague with violence and calling for a new Holocaust.

He also threatened the colleague's child.

Religion of peace, you know.

Oh, and he posed as "MAGA" in doing it.

Lot of that going 'round.


Steve McGuire
@sfmcguire79

NEW: Haverford Professor Guangtian Ha has been arrested and charged with cyberstalking a Jewish colleague.

Posing as a MAGA anon on X, he allegedly messaged another Haverford professor around 50 times between October 2025 and May 2026.

In addition to posting vile antisemitic messages (see below), he allegedly posted his colleague's "home address, infant child's name, a photograph of the family's mailbox, countless antisemitic slurs and threats, and reference to real-time observation of their home."

The target's wife twice moved out of the home with their three children because they were so terrified.

Ha is a member of Faculty for Justice in Palestine.

He has called complaints about antisemitism on campus "Zionist witch hunts."

Originally from China, he is an associate professor of religion at Haverford who studies Islam in China.

He holds a PhD in anthropology from Columbia. His dissertation is entitled, "Religion of the Father: Islam, Gender, and Politics of Ethnicity in Late Socialism."

He won the 2023 Clifford Geertz Prize in the Anthropology of Religion for his book, The Sound of Salvation: Voice, Gender, and the Sufi Mediascape in China.

He is "charged with one count of cyberstalking pursuant to 18 U.S.C. §
2261A(2). The statutory maximum for cyberstalking is five years' imprisonment, three years of supervised release, a $250,000 fine, and a $100 special assessment."

Here are some of the messages he posted (brace yourself):

"Jew, get the fuck out of my country"

"Jew pig, get the fuck out of Lower Merion"

"If jews are so special then they should also be placed in special camps and receive special treatments"

"LM jews are going to have it big time, jew. Remember this. You scums have had it too easy. Goyim are taking America back, blood-guzzling demons."

"@[Victim 1] Eliminate thejewish cockroaches. Exterminate the jewish state. [Victim 1], you will have nowhere to go. Your family has no future in the US. Give it another 10 years, and you shall see a true holocaust."

"@[Victim 1] Fat jew, leave lower merion."

"@[Victim 1] Jew, watch your [Victim I's minor son's true name]. There shall be a sign."

After the victim took security precautions: "@[Victim 1] The goyim have woken up, jew. Run. Flee. Leave. Blurring your home on google map and installing a security camera next to your mailbox won't help."

"[Victim 1], the jewish state will stop existing, whether you like it or not, which is why as an Israeli zio jew you want to recreate america in 'iSrAeL's' image. This won't work. You and your family have no future here. Homeless dogs jews will once again become, if you do survive."

"That's right[Victim 1]The end of American jews is close. Let's start with the jews in Lower Merion. Watch out jewish nigga."

"[is] that blood, [Victim 1]? We know jews are blood-sucking demons. Only the libtard niggas [...] will protect you. But soon we are going to make sure you have no place to hide, fat rat."

"Nothing wrong to hate jews. We started to decline the moment we stopped hating, eradicating and expelling jews. Babylonians knew, the Romans knew, the Spaniards knew. American jews have been exposed. Fuck anti-Zionism. HH [i.e., "Heil Hitler"]."

Haverford College has placed Ha on administrative leave and barred him from campus. His information has been wiped from the college's website.

Fire him:

Alex Christy
@alexchristy17

Jimmy Kimmel goes all in on the Trump wants Iran to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego fake news "that is one of the craziest, most indefensible statements I have ever heard even this maniac make. Openly musing about Iran, a country we are currently at war with "Taking out" two American cities while his adoring fans cheer him on! But it's okay because we're liberals. We deserve to be bombed. Could somebody please change this man's diaper already?"

He also says people are hypocrites for criticizing his Trump-Melania joke "So if that joke, that rhetoric was deranged and dangerous and violent and dark, surely you must be mortified by the president of the United States casually ruminating the deaths of 13 million people."









Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (9SiAB)

2 st!

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

3 Maryland jury finds that males falsely accused of sexual assault are therefore the victims of sex-based harassment.

It's progress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (vJrRc)

4 Hey remember the

WarOnWomen?

Don't hear much about that anymore

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 06:22 PM (vE0+H)

5 calling for a Global Intifada.
---------------

That's just their culture.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)

6 Which country he sold us out to was not revealed. His plea deal calls for merely up to 20 years in prison.
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So he'll get 1 year of house arrest with an ankle monitor?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 06:23 PM (FZ29D)

7 Australia...where the men wear smaller swimsuits than the women do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 06:23 PM (s1VwS)

8 WarOnWomen?

Don't hear much about that anymore
Posted by: ..


The Left found more tractable victim groups to embrace

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 06:23 PM (vJrRc)

9 "LM jews are going to have it big time, jew. Remember this. You scums have had it too easy. Goyim are taking America back, blood-guzzling demons."
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That's just his culture.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 06:24 PM (vE0+H)

10
$200 million? Misdemeanor defalcation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:24 PM (eRlcH)

11 Hansen made posts about how she loves to "fantasize and play with younger girls."
-------------------

That's just her culture.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)

12 "New Hampshire students will no longer be able to use a student ID card as proof of identity when they show up to the polls to vote after a federal judge upheld the state's new voter ID restrictions."


Taking their motto "live free or die" to a whole different level, trust but verify.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)

13 Oh great, Columbia is yet again hosting hamas protests. Ilhan Omar’s daughter still a student there?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:26 PM (4KUe5)

14 Anthropology of Religion ?? What?

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 06:26 PM (Oy/m2)

15 How much of that $194 M will ever get recovered?
Bet not pennies

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

16 I think I could easily have a crippling migraine til the mid-terms are over. I haven't had a migraine in 35yrs or so, but the news is grim.

In olde English they used to call migraine's megrims. Fitting.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

17 She also allegedly posted p*rnographic photos WHILE working as a teacher at @MillardPS.

Not hot for the teacher.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at October 07, 2026 06:27 PM (guGkK)

18 We must trust the Deep State with all of our might.

Meanwhile, over at Amazon . . .

https://tinyurl.com/y9m24ke6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)

19 In other words, out of state NH college students could easily vote in NH. As well as their home states.

By design. This loophole needs to be shutdown in every state.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:29 PM (4KUe5)

20 >>Australia...where the men wear smaller swimsuits than the women do.


That was an Australia that was poised to give us Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:29 PM (9n8wX)

21 AW I am not surprised

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 06:29 PM (Ia/+0)

22 >>How much of that $194 M will ever get recovered?
Bet not pennies

He used a lot of that money to buy gold bars which have recovered so we might get some of it back.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)

23
That was an Australia that was poised to give us Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:29 PM (9n8wX)

_________

Peak Elle. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:30 PM (eRlcH)

24 So the Chinese professor who studies Islam in China is yelling at Jews. If he was so concerned about Islam shouldn't he be yelling at the CCP over the Uighers? Being murdered in camps, forced abortion and used for organ harvesting, but the Joooz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:31 PM (t9883)

25 Posted this to Fen earlier, but Guangtian Ha is Hui. That is a Chinese ethnicity that converted to Islam I-Don't-Know-When.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 06:31 PM (sDWtc)

26

A federal judge in Maryland refused to block the state’s ban on Glock pistols Monday, arguing it was “consistent with restrictions on excessively dangerous weapons.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 06:32 PM (Cqx++)

27 MAX 20 years for Treason, wire fraud, stealing US Money... and potentially getting a US Agent KILLED?

ONE COUNT OF WIRE FRAUD??? and I bet there is already a deal for low amount of time to serve.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

28
1966 Australia had incredibly restrictive immigration laws. Like, you had to be a white man to get in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:33 PM (eRlcH)

29 Here are some of the messages he posted (brace yourself): "Jew, get the fuck out of my country"

He seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

30 7 Australia...where the men wear smaller swimsuits than the women do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Woo Hoo! Banana Hammocks, FTW!

Posted by: The Grand Poof at October 07, 2026 06:35 PM (EdP2u)

31 >>How much of that $194 M will ever get recovered?
Bet not pennies

He used a lot of that money to buy gold bars which have recovered so we might get some of it back.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)


It'll be totes safe in Fort Knox.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB)

32 1966 Australia had incredibly restrictive immigration laws. Like, you had to be a white man to get in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:33 PM


We briefly looked at retiring in Australia back in the late 80s. Even back then just to get a permanent resident card you had to prove you were financially independent, had a provable basic monthly income greater than the minimum they required for immigration and had access to or could pay for full medical insurance.


It was very tough for most non rich people to qualify.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 06:37 PM (I43vL)

33 A federal judge in Maryland refused to block the state’s ban on Glock pistols Monday, arguing it was “consistent with restrictions on excessively dangerous weapons.”
----

That'll get over-turned.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

34 29 Here are some of the messages he posted (brace yourself): "Jew, get the fuck out of my country"

He seems nice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

So, he wants the Jews out of China? BOTH of them?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)

35 How many more millions of him are here?
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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
·
45m
BREAKING: DHS says ICE has arrested a Nigerian illegal alien campaign staffer for Democratic Congressional nominee Janelle Stelson, who is running against Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) in PA-10, considered to be a tight/toss up race. Per DHS, while working as a canvasser for Stelson, Chimaobim Adedayo Igbojekwe was arrested by police in East Pennsboro Township, PA after he was caught in public with his pants off, fully exposing himself in a residential neighborhood near a park and children. He pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct. ICE arrested him after his conviction.

DHS says he is a visa overstay who was granted deferred action by the Biden administration in 2021.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 06:40 PM (kX27y)

36 The Maryland judge in the Glock case is a senior judge originally appointed by W. Senior judges should be banned, they can make ridiculous decisions without a concern

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:41 PM (t9883)

37 Per DHS, while working as a canvasser for Stelson, Chimaobim Adedayo Igbojekwe was arrested by police in East Pennsboro Township, PA after he was caught in public with his pants off, fully exposing himself in a residential neighborhood near a park and children. He pleaded guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct. ICE arrested him after his conviction.

DHS says he is a visa overstay who was granted deferred action by the Biden administration in 2021.
Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 06:40 PM (kX27y)
***********
They sent their finest!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)

38 Release the Epstein files

Posted by: Banned at October 07, 2026 06:41 PM (UOsky)

39 11 Hansen made posts about how she loves to "fantasize and play with younger girls."
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That's just her culture.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 06:25 PM (vE0+H)

And was a school teacher? /shudders

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:41 PM (mP0Kj)

40 Family matters. So does culture.
From GatewayPundit.

Newly unsealed police bodycam footage shows the shocking moments after a 6-year-old boy shot his teacher at a Virginia elementary school back in 2023.

In 2023, the Newport News Commonwealth’s prosecutor decided the 6-year-old boy who shot a Virginia school teacher wouldn’t face charges.

Richneck Elementary School teacher Abby Zwerner was hospitalized for two weeks after one of her students shot her in January 2023.

An elderly female teacher had the child restrained on her lap when officers arrived.

“Ya’ll wanna f*ckin piece of me, bitch!” the child shouted as police officers entered the classroom. “F*ck you bitches!”

“That n*gga retired last year!” the boy shouted after the teacher said she had warned the assistant principal of a threat earlier.


Out of the mouth of babes...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b)

41 Which country he sold us out to was not revealed. His plea deal calls for merely up to 20 years in prison.

Make sure rumors that he's a child molestor (quite possibly true, given he works in Gov't) spread generously to the gen pop of whatever prison he's kept at. 20 years? He wouldn't make it 2...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:42 PM (l3cgK)

42 Of course the Nigerian guy had no pants. He's a prince who can't access his money without help. Send cash

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (t9883)

43 Elle Macpherson?

Si.

BTW, back home. Mrs is pretty wiped out, and very, very sore. 7 incisions...

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pfXMo)

44
Posted this to Fen earlier, but Guangtian Ha is Hui. That is a Chinese ethnicity that converted to Islam I-Don't-Know-When.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 06:31 PM (sDWtc)

___________

China has a non-negligible Turkic population. Somehow I think if they got as frisky as our Musloids, they'd be mown down without a second thought by the CCP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH)

45 A federal judge in Maryland refused to block the state’s ban on Glock pistols Monday, arguing it was “consistent with restrictions on excessively dangerous weapons.”
----

That'll get over-turned.
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)


Nope. It will not. At the end of the day, Roberts and ACB will side with probably Gorsich.

The 2A simply isn't protected by courts the way the rest of the fuckin' Bill of Rights is. The Anti-Federalists tried to tell you.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (9SLkQ)

46 Is this professor a citizen or does he still belong to China? If it's the latter, ship him back there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (JrHfD)

47 13 Oh great, Columbia is yet again hosting hamas protests. Ilhan Omar’s daughter still a student there?
Posted by: Lizzy


Peter Woit calls them antigenocide protests and you're fascist for complaining.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (sDWtc)

48 Make sure rumors that he's a child molestor (quite possibly true, given he works in Gov't) spread generously to the gen pop of whatever prison he's kept at. 20 years? He wouldn't make it 2...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:42 PM (l3cgK)

Spread the word about his treason as well...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (mP0Kj)

49 buy gold bars"

Not like in the movies.... I'm guessing they're thumb sized?

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (pfXMo)

50 Remarkable that you could ship petty thieves, vandals, vagrants and the dirt poor from England to the other side of the globe and a hostile untamed continent and within 150 years the place is a paradise. Don�t let anyone tell you the solution to our problems lies outside ourselves.
—

The 19 Crimes that would get you 'transported' to Australia.
Grand Larceny, theft above the value of one shilling.
Petty Larceny, theft under one shilling.
Buying or receiving stolen goods, jewels, and plate...
Stealing lead, iron, or copper, or buying or receiving.
Impersonating an Egyptian.
Stealing from furnished lodgings.
Setting fire to underwood.
Stealing letters, advancing the postage, and secreting the money.
Assault with an intent to rob.
Stealing fish from a pond or river.
Stealing roots, trees, or plants, or destroying them.
Bigamy.
Assaulting, cutting, or burning clothes.
Counterfeiting the copper coin.
Clandestine marriage.
Stealing a shroud out of a grave.
Watermen carrying too many passengers on the Thames, if any drowned.
Incorrigible rogues who broke out of Prison and persons reprieved from capital punishment.
Embeuling Naval Stores, in certain cases.

Posted by: Gref at October 07, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

51 46 Is this professor a citizen or does he still belong to China? If it's the latter, ship him back there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (JrHfD)

Unless he did the paperwork he is still a Chinese Citizen.... just dual US / Chinese.

Which is another reason we need to fix the Supreme Court created problem of dual citizenship.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

52
David Rush pleaded guilty in Virginia federal court to one count of wire fraud after an FBI raid on his home in May uncovered 298 gold bars worth $46 million, $2.1 million in cash

==============

Was this tool planning to go to some silly country with no US extradition treaty to enjoy all that money? Or am I the silly one for thinking the CIA sort of tracks big huge financial transactions made by personnel in sensitive positions? I mean, what's it worth having all that dough if you can't spend it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 06:46 PM (XJ22o)

53 Of course the Nigerian guy had no pants.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (t9883)
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So that's why we never see him on the Sunday Morning Book Thread...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 06:46 PM (FZ29D)

54 Australia...where the men wear smaller swimsuits than the women do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Ewwwww. I'm not looking forward to seeing what is down under.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 06:46 PM (ptJRT)

55
Please to remember that Australia became a dumping ground for criminals when America stopped being a dumping ground for criminals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (eRlcH)

56 "Under the Supreme Court's standard for evaluating voting regulations, even a minimal burden on the right to vote must be justified by the State's interests, and the State has identified no interest."

Yeah, the state should have no interest in preventing voter fraud, even at the registration phase, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (l3cgK)

57 Newly unsealed police bodycam footage shows the shocking moments after a 6-year-old boy shot his teacher at a Virginia elementary school back in 2023.

In 2023, the Newport News Commonwealth’s prosecutor decided the 6-year-old boy who shot a Virginia school teacher wouldn’t face charges.

Richneck Elementary School teacher Abby Zwerner was hospitalized for two weeks after one of her students shot her in January 2023.

An elderly female teacher had the child restrained on her lap when officers arrived.

“Ya’ll wanna f*ckin piece of me, bitch!” the child shouted as police officers entered the classroom. “F*ck you bitches!”

“That n*gga retired last year!” the boy shouted after the teacher said she had warned the assistant principal of a threat earlier.
------

I read that the same kid as a 5-year old walked behind his teachers desk and choked her from behind. And get this, even though Hollywood female action stars show this is physically impossible, apparently the kid was well on his way to choking the teacher out until a teaching-assistant intervened.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

58 BTW, back home. Mrs is pretty wiped out, and very, very sore. 7 incisions...

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pfXMo)

I hope everything heals fast.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

59 Impersonating an Egyptian."

So "walk like an Egyptian" would be a misdemeanor

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (pfXMo)

60 The 19 Crimes that would get you 'transported' to Australia.

Impersonating an Egyptian.

Posted by: Gref at October 07, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

WAIT!!! Walking like and Egyptian gets you sent to Australia????

Not to mention Steve Martin and King Tut!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:48 PM (mP0Kj)

61 Bigamy

Can you bring both wives to Australia? What if one of them doesn't like spiders?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 06:48 PM (sDWtc)

62
BTW, back home. Mrs is pretty wiped out, and very, very sore. 7 incisions...

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pfXMo).

__________

Positive thoughts for the missus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:48 PM (eRlcH)

63 BTW, back home. Mrs is pretty wiped out, and very, very sore. 7 incisions...

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:43 PM (pfXMo)

Prayers for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

64 I read that the same kid as a 5-year old walked behind his teachers desk and choked her from behind. And get this, even though Hollywood female action stars show this is physically impossible, apparently the kid was well on his way to choking the teacher out until a teaching-assistant intervened.
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

That's insane.

At some point, enough. Just enough.


Oh, I mentioned it earlier today but CNN mentioned France in their scrollbar today.

France is dealing with the most difficult student protests in years. Or something like that.

I just want to get this next script running and take a nap.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

65 Impersonating an Egyptian."

So "walk like an Egyptian" would be a misdemeanor
----

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop.
They sing and dance
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

66 I read that the same kid as a 5-year old walked behind his teachers desk and choked her from behind. And get this, even though Hollywood female action stars show this is physically impossible, apparently the kid was well on his way to choking the teacher out until a teaching-assistant intervened.

Meh. Blue on Blue. Don't care. Choke harder.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 06:52 PM (CK0H5)

67 The NYT is attempting to get Sophie Cunningham banned from the WNBA.

The NYT is blaming Sophie and Kaitlin for pitting "White against Black" is similar to blaming the 12-year-old girl for wearing a dress for being gang-raped by a bunch of Muzzies.
F-u, NYT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:52 PM (l3cgK)

68 France is dealing with the most difficult student protests in years. Or something like that.
----

Yep, fighting for a stronger curriculum and better classrooms and facilities I'm sure.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:52 PM (TN0g+)

69 BTW, back home. Mrs is pretty wiped out, and very, very sore. 7 incisions...

Posted by: man


Being home with you is the best medicine. Hold her hand and tell her you love her and be quiet.

Quiet is so needed after the hospital.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 06:52 PM (W2Pud)

70 France is dealing with the most difficult student protests in years. Or something like that.

I just want to get this next script running and take a nap.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

"French" "Student" "Protest".

Every word a lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 07, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

71 Can you bring both wives to Australia? What if one of them doesn't like spiders?
-----

I think Australia is home to like 7 or 8 of the most deadly snakes as well.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

72 65 Impersonating an Egyptian."

So "walk like an Egyptian" would be a misdemeanor
----

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop.
They sing and dance
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

Susanna Hoffs did it better.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:54 PM (l3cgK)

73 >>Nope. It will not. At the end of the day, Roberts and ACB will side with probably Gorsich.

>>The 2A simply isn't protected by courts the way the rest of the fuckin' Bill of Rights is. The Anti-Federalists tried to tell you.

You mean the same court that gave big wins in both Heller and Bruen.

This is dumb and unconstitutional ruling. It will be overturned.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)

74 There are a couple of 2A cases on the SC docket that s term. It is teed up for them to make a definitive ruling. I hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:56 PM (t9883)

75 We briefly looked at retiring in Australia back in the late 80s. Even back then just to get a permanent resident card you had to prove you were financially independent, had a provable basic monthly income greater than the minimum they required for immigration and had access to or could pay for full medical insurance.


It was very tough for most non rich people to qualify.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 06:37 PM (I43vL)

That was never really true - I remember reading about people jumping off planes and boats from various islands 20+ years ago with the connivance of the government there.

So one rule for you, another rule for everyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 07, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

76 Please to remember that Australia became a dumping ground for criminals when America stopped being a dumping ground for criminals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:47 PM (eRlcH)

Thomas Meagher was sent to Tasmania, which was the Alcatraz of Australia. Made his way to NY. Became a commander of Irish Union troops in the Civil War, and eventually became the first territorial govern of Montana. There is a bronze statue on the capitol grounds in Helena MT. He even has a county named after him.

The Immortal Irishman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)

77 49 buy gold bars"

Not like in the movies.... I'm guessing they're thumb sized?

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 06:44 PM (pfXMo)

Gold thimbles?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:57 PM (l3cgK)

78 303 gold bars were found. 298 turned in.
It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

Posted by: MkY at October 07, 2026 06:57 PM (ZHRuH)

79 Nope. It will not. At the end of the day, Roberts and ACB will side with probably Gorsich.

>>The 2A simply isn't protected by courts the way the rest of the fuckin' Bill of Rights is. The Anti-Federalists tried to tell you.

You mean the same court that gave big wins in both Heller and Bruen.

This is dumb and unconstitutional ruling. It will be overturned.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:54 PM


I agree yes it will, but in the meantime there is a ban on selling Glock pistols in the state and it will be in effect for at least two years.


That judge has deprived all of that states citizens the right to buy a gun that is available in 49 other states and he is most likely gloating about it to his liberal friends. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 06:58 PM (I43vL)

80 Yeah, fighting for better classrooms, or trying to take over the country for Islam

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)

81 You Jew go now! You here four hour!

Doesn't sound particularly MAGA to me...w

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (bX16E)

82 The odds are looking pretty good for the Dem fsg in TX
Trump is why

Posted by: Banned at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (9oTd9)

83 70 France is dealing with the most difficult student protests in years. Or something like that.

I just want to get this next script running and take a nap.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

"French" "Student" "Protest".

Every word a lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 07, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

Fresh-frozen real immitation jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (l3cgK)

84 >>There are a couple of 2A cases on the SC docket that s term. It is teed up for them to make a definitive ruling.


This is the reason Alito has been hanging on, imo.

It's yet to be seen if Roberts et al are setting up another Garland type Showdown in 2027/8 ... but, I think that ratfuck Roberts might have played Alito, here.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (9n8wX)

85 According to images provided by a source, Hansen made posts about how she loves to "fantasize and play with younger girls."

How imagine someone like Paxton had said something like that.

It wouldn't just end his run for office, EVERY SINGLE Republican would be asked about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (sKqQm)

86 You mean the same court that gave big wins in both Heller and Bruen.

This is dumb and unconstitutional ruling. It will be overturned.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)


Are New Yorkers and Illinois residents suddenly grabbing Gun Permits and Concealed Carry rights en masse ?

No. They are fucking not. Because the devil is in the details. And the Supremes have declined to even listen to every suit that appeals how certain States are blocking gun rights at the practical level.

It was Failure Theatre. Again.

You got a Concealed Carry ? Can you tote that smoke-wagon across state lines into Mass ? NYC ? Maryland ?

No. You can not.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM (CK0H5)

87 >>As part of his plea agreement, Rush agreed to forfeit at least $194 million, including 298 gold bars, two BMWs, 35 luxury watches and four luxury homes in Florida. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

https://tinyurl.com/5ywhyprt

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

88 I've noticed jihadis and jihadi allied leftists make the same argument about the holocaust now:

First: It didn't happen. Or the numbers were fudged. Or Germany couldn't feed Jews due to allied bombing. But its definitely a hoax

Then: But you know its too bad Hitler didn't finish the job.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (sKqQm)

89 Regarding the chinese muslim professor, I thought it was CCP policy that they consider Islam a mental disorder.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (l26NL)

90 87 >>As part of his plea agreement, Rush agreed to forfeit at least $194 million, including 298 gold bars, two BMWs, 35 luxury watches and four luxury homes in Florida. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

https://tinyurl.com/5ywhyprt

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

I was always suspicious of that Canadian band...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK)

91 As part of his plea agreement, Rush agreed to forfeit at least $194 million, including 298 gold bars, two BMWs, 35 luxury watches and four luxury homes in Florida. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

The left tells me people don't respond to incentives - if you give money for people to not work that some people will...decide not to work.

I'm sure Rush didn't do this for money though I'm sure he was a real Chinese (or whatever) partisan and the payout was just, uh, incidental.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 07:02 PM (sKqQm)

92 89 Regarding the chinese muslim professor, I thought it was CCP policy that they consider Islam a mental disorder.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (l26NL)

The way they handle the Uighurs, more like an existential disorder.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:02 PM (l3cgK)

93 >>You got a Concealed Carry ? Can you tote that smoke-wagon across state lines into Mass ? NYC ? Maryland ?

>>No. You can not.

That's not how it works. They make decisions based on the case before them, they don't write laws or at least they aren't supposed unless they're leftists.

Glocks are in common use, obviously. That's what the decision is about.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:03 PM (viF8m)

94 France is dealing with the most difficult student protests in years. Or something like that.

I hear its the most difficult student protest they've had since 1940. Or maybe 1871. Or 52 BC.

Something like that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

95 Posted by: Banned at October 07, 2026 06:59 PM


You mean the candidate that disappeared 11 days ago and has not made a public appearance since then and no one has a clue where he is?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 07:04 PM (I43vL)

96 89 Regarding the chinese muslim professor, I thought it was CCP policy that they consider Islam a mental disorder.

I flew through Beijing one time. Once. To Malaysia.

The Chinese build Muslim Prayer Rooms in their airports. Certainly had one there.

That told me something.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 07:04 PM (CK0H5)

97 Let's hope so.

Mark Halperin
@MarkHalperin
·
6h
For all the obvious tensions between the mayor and the Jewish and pro-Israel communities in the past, today, I believe, because of @ZohranKMamdani statement, will be a watershed moment. Maybe even a turning point. The mayor is a genius, so he must have known what the reaction to his words would be. Amazing, truly. And, now, dangerous and volatile.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 07:05 PM (kX27y)

98 Glocks are in common use, obviously. That's what the decision is about.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:03 PM (viF8m)


Then tote your Glock into NYC. Or anywhere in Maryland. Tote it to Mass.,

Tell us how it goes.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 07:06 PM (CK0H5)

99 As part of his plea agreement, Rush agreed to forfeit at least $194 million, including 298 gold bars, two BMWs, 35 luxury watches and four luxury homes in Florida. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

https://tinyurl.com/5ywhyprt

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

I was always suspicious of that Canadian band...
-----

Subdivisions...

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

100 Apparently the CIA has offered buyouts to its entire workforce.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 07:06 PM (kX27y)

101 Let's hope so.

Mark Halperin
@MarkHalperin
·
6h
For all the obvious tensions between the mayor and the Jewish and pro-Israel communities in the past, today, I believe, because of @ZohranKMamdani statement, will be a watershed moment. Maybe even a turning point. The mayor is a genius, so he must have known what the reaction to his words would be. Amazing, truly. And, now, dangerous and volatile.
Posted by: beckster at

Marky is playing it pretty fast and loose with "genius" there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 07:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

102 But you know its too bad Hitler didn't finish the job.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM


Three coats in an afternoon isn't possible.

Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at October 07, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)

103 >>Then tote your Glock into NYC. Or anywhere in Maryland. Tote it to Mass.,

>>Tell us how it goes.

Somebody has to bring a case. The Supreme Court doesn't just pick an issue and make decisions.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)

104 You mean the candidate that disappeared 11 days ago and has not made a public appearance since then and no one has a clue where he is?
----

It was reported earlier that he has Aids, was caught with both a live boy and a dead girl, and that authorities were digging up bodies in the backyard of a home he once rented.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:08 PM (TN0g+)

105 Somebody has to bring a case. The Supreme Court doesn't just pick an issue and make decisions.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)


They won't change shit on this issue. They've declined to even listen every time since Heller.

They'll pass on this one. Because it's just too hard. Too chaotic.

And NYC and Mass and Maryland and New Jersey and on and on will simply refuse to comply. Like they've done every since Heller. That's enough right there to turn Roberts and ACB.

You keep looking for a Perry Mason moment. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 07:11 PM (CK0H5)

106 Where's Mitch?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 07:11 PM (kvLZQ)

107
Gold thimbles?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Only in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 07:13 PM (Cqx++)

108 Where's Mitch?
-----

Reviewing legal briefs, considering legislative matters, and napping.

Mostly napping.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:13 PM (TN0g+)

109 Mitch who?

Posted by: MkY at October 07, 2026 07:13 PM (ZHRuH)

110 As an Iowan (though not a Hawkeye fan) I have to say CC is fun to watch. That said, I am so, so glad the fever got beat out, so I can stop following the joke that is the WNBA. Apparently it's A'Ja Wilson's world (I’m embarrassed to say I know who that is) and the rest of the league is just living in it.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 07, 2026 07:14 PM (QFchU)

111 Where's Mitch?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 07:11 PM (kvLZQ)

Right?

This a huge part of why I loathe everything about the legislative branch of the gubmint.

Although, the other two are also pretty fucked up.

This just in: Mitch gurgled. Might mean something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 07:15 PM (0aYVJ)

112 David Rush pleaded guilty in Virginia federal court to one count of wire fraud after an FBI raid on his home in May uncovered 298 gold bars worth $46 million, $2.1 million in cash and dozens of luxury items.

Evidently the original report claimed there were 303 gold bars, so might be 5 bars "missing."

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 07:15 PM (SwyyQ)

113
Marky is playing it pretty fast and loose with "genius" there.
Posted by: BruceWayne

===============

Also "watershed," "turning point, "truly," "dangerous," and "volatile."

Clearly, Mark has not met #NothingWillHappen guy, who has proved correct far more often than Mark.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 07:16 PM (XJ22o)

114
It was reported earlier that he has Aids, was caught with both a live boy and a dead girl, and that authorities were digging up bodies in the backyard of a home he once rented.

When this news was released he gained 10 points in the poll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)

115 >>They won't change shit on this issue. They've declined to even listen every time since Heller.

You do know there is national concealed carry reciprocity being worked in the House now, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)

116 Shrek is undeniably male, and I have photographic proof!

-- D.J. Byrnes, publisher of the Ohio political newsletter The Rooster

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

117
I was always suspicious of that Canadian band...
-----

Subdivisions...
Posted by: Crusader


Conform or be cast out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

118
Halperin wants to be shot last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:20 PM (eRlcH)

119
Haverford Professor Guangtian Ha


Deport him, immediately.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 07, 2026 07:20 PM (ixS3i)

120 Sing along with Mitch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)

121 Clearly, Mark has not met #NothingWillHappen guy, who has proved correct far more often than Mark.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 07:16 PM


That Guy is a prolific commenter here, but not quite enough to crack The Wall of Shame.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

122
Halperin wants to be shot last.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


But only after he finishes giving Mo' Money Ro Khanna's private parts a thorough tongue bathing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at October 07, 2026 07:21 PM (ixS3i)

123 Sing along with Mitch.
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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:21 PM (TN0g+)

124 Halperin wants to be shot last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:20 PM


So does Nidal Hasan now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

125 Kimmel is a retard. I read Trump's comments. Trump's is saying high gas prices are a small price to pay to stop a nuclear Iran, otherwise if Iran became a nuclear power they could take out L.A. or San Diego.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 07, 2026 07:23 PM (mseD3)

126 Has anyone heard if Talarico's sex-change operation was successful?

Posted by: mindful webworker - inquirer minds want to know at October 07, 2026 07:24 PM (uhtpA)

127 125 Kimmel is a retard. I read Trump's comments. Trump's is saying high gas prices are a small price to pay to stop a nuclear Iran, otherwise if Iran became a nuclear power they could take out L.A. or San Diego.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 07, 2026 07:23 PM (mseD3)

So is the rest of the MSM. They all got the Memo.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)

128 Has anyone heard if Talarico's sex-change operation was successful?
Posted by: mindful webworker - inquirer minds want to know at October 07, 2026 07:24 PM


How could you tell?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

129 How could you tell?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

His T levels became measurable?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 07:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

130 The Blue Plate Special in tonight's Café is gonna be flambé!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

131 They won't change shit on this issue. They've declined to even listen every time since Heller.

Posted by: I Remember at October 07, 2026 07:11 PM (CK0H5)
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God bless you. Either you are a paid troll or monumentally ignorant of current 2A cases before SCOTUS. Hawaii's "vampire law" was struck down just a couple of months ago, and both Hawaii and California continue to be used as whack-a-mole by SCOTUS, and in the process, the 2A just keeps getting broader.

I have prayed for you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)

132 There was a coin dealer a couple doors from my bookstore. Any one could walk through the door and purchase gold coins with no documentation.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 07, 2026 07:28 PM (DK5Sh)

133 Much of leftism is pretending not to know things and just make shit up and rage about it.

Almost 100% of the stuff they rage at Trump and us over is just made up by them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)

134 So is the rest of the MSM. They all got the Memo.
Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 07:25 PM (kX27y)
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The Blue Wave is so real that they have to just make up lies to try to gull the rubes. Texas is totally turning blue, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:29 PM (ZOv7s)

135 Unexpectedly...

@nettermike 9h
Los AngelesUnified School District (LAUSD)is at “high risk” of insolvency due to declining enrollment, rising staff and labor costs, as well as growing expenses for special education, a California fiscal crisis oversight team determined.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 07:30 PM (nEUC6)

136 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun from a gun dealer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

137 Almost 100% of the stuff they rage at Trump and us over is just made up by them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)
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It is only effective the True Believers, who were going to vote against him anyway.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

138 It was reported earlier that he has Aids, was caught with both a live boy and a dead girl, and that authorities were digging up bodies in the backyard of a home he once rented.

Allegedly.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:08 PM (TN0g+)

----------------

But enough about Adam Schitt and his BFF Ed Buck ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 07:31 PM (ls2v0)

139 Quiet is so needed after the hospital."

Indeed. Youngest had been over, cleaned a bunch, had everything sorted out for us...

Posted by: man at October 07, 2026 07:32 PM (pfXMo)

140 I really need to try and get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

141 Regarding the chinese muslim professor, I thought it was CCP policy that they consider Islam a mental disorder.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:00 PM (l26NL)
====

The CCP is happy to sow division and hatred any way it can.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 07:33 PM (RIvkX)

142 >>It is only effective the True Believers, who were going to vote against him anyway.

It's a strategy that is definitely losing effectiveness. When they first trotted out the Russia lie it fooled a lot of people.

I just assume anything they say is a lie until they can show irrefutable proof. They usually can't.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m)

143 Thomas Meagher was sent to Tasmania, which was the Alcatraz of Australia.

Van Diemen's Land. There are folk songs about it in the old country.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 07:34 PM (sDWtc)

144 All muslims should be sent and or deported to Red China.

Why should Red China miss out on all the fun?

Posted by: Moose Dung at October 07, 2026 07:35 PM (buDni)

145 I just assume anything they say is a lie until they can show irrefutable proof. They usually can't.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m)
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The difference in the number of people who watch network news now vs 2016 is also a factor. No one under 65 watches it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

146 106 Where's Mitch?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 07:11 PM (kvLZQ)


*checks watch*

Posted by: Charon at October 07, 2026 07:35 PM (sDWtc)

147 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:36 PM (l3cgK)

148 Meanwhile, over at Amazon . . .

https://tinyurl.com/y9m24ke6


Seriously trying to decide whether I want to know or not.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 07, 2026 07:37 PM (vTZFs)

149 Mamdummi is a genius? In what world?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (9tX4s)

150 Unexpectedly...

@nettermike 9h
Los AngelesUnified School District (LAUSD)is at “high risk” of insolvency due to declining enrollment, rising staff and labor costs, as well as growing expenses for special education, a California fiscal crisis oversight team determined.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 07:30 PM (nEUC6)

so fire the staff. You could make several swipes in the admin areas taking out 10 percent before the students even notice. You could probably do the same with teachers.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 07, 2026 07:41 PM (uhVAy)

151 >>>I was always suspicious of that Canadian band...
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Subdivisions...
Posted by: Crusader

Conform or be cast out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXrqR6xUPk&list =PLlV3qNv6mz9YSEmwFWwPFPEdExqaeTnae&index=6

one space because I'm lazy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (kvLZQ)

152 Which country he sold us out to was not revealed. Perhaps not, but the money he stole no doubt came from the Ukraine grift, so in hoe math, 2 + 2 =

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 08:19 PM (QaH55)

153 "But it's okay because we're liberals. We deserve to be bombed."

The most intelligent thing Kimmel has ever said.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 08:21 PM (QaH55)

Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS

We're hitting Economic Contribution and Cultural Enrichment levels that shouldn't even be possible!

In another persuasive example of how diversity increases our strength, the FBI conducted what appears to have been a sting operation that netted a Minnesotan Somali man who was planning a terrorist attack at the Mall of America later this month.


Details of the plot are still emerging, and it's unclear whether the man was acting alone. Clearly, the FBI had reason to suspect him, since the charges indicate that he bought a weapon from an FBI agent and discussed his intentions, pledged support for ISIS and terrorism in general, and his desire to die for Allah. Obviously, something directed the FBI to this man as the plotting was going on, since they had been following his movements for two years.

Some People Plotted to Shoot Some Other People.


According to an affidavit unsealed on Wednesday, FBI agents arrested 18-year-old Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud on Tuesday directly after he purchased an AK-47 and 200 rounds of ammunition with the stated intent of carrying out a mass shooting.

The criminal complaint alleges Mohamud had messaged an informant for nearly two years, discussing his hatred of non-Muslims and his desire to align with an Islamic terror group. He floated the idea of joining al Qaeda and al Shabaab before deciding to lend his support to the Islamic State.

Mohamud repeatedly expressed his admiration for Islamic terrorist attacks, including the New Year's Eve 2024 attack on Bourbon Street in New Orleans; the 2017 Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, Florida; and the 2025 mass shooting during a Hanukkah gathering at Bondi Beach in Sydney.

When the informant tried to talk Mohamud out of such an attack, he replied, "I am 100% committed [sic] to the cause of dying for the sake of Allah only."

Messages indicated he planned to target the Hmong Arts Celebration at Mall of America on Oct. 24 because "it will be a lot of people." ... During that transaction, he explained that he was "an active member of ISIS" and that "part of his motivation was that the Mall of America was owned by Jews," the complaint states.

Videos at the link.

Meanwhile: United allows a jihadi to fly its commercial planes.

A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.

Ibrahim R. Mossallam was temporarily removed from flying duties after the post sparked outrage, but later returned to the cockpit. Since then, he has continued posting strongly anti-Israel statements.

Mossallam also serves as Vice President of the Board of CAIR-New York.





Related: Two Maryland Men are arrested for stabbing an off-duty NYPD officer.

I imagine that one of the violent street muggers is a Doctor, and the other, an Engineer.

The two thugs accused in the cowardly stabbing of an off-duty NYPD detective are both illegal migrants from the Dominican Republic who snuck into the US under former President Joe Biden, according to officials.

Each of them also had been later busted for various crimes in Gotham -- but released because of soft-on-crime laws and the Big Apple's Sanctuary City rules preventing law-enforcement cooperation with ICE.

The criminals had attacked Detective Jose Mercedes as he was grabbing items out of the trunk of his car at Rochambeau Avenue and East 208th Street in Norwood in The Bronx around 1:45 p.m. Friday, cops said.

The brazen pair pulled up to Mercedes on e-bike, then tried to snatch the cop's gold chain, authorities said. The cop fought back and was stabbed seven times by the violent muggers, who sped off and left the detective bleeding on the sidewalk, police said.

Mercedes, who is assigned to the 44th Precinct in The Bronx, miraculously survived the attack because the knife missed his vital organs, sources said. He was rushed to Jacobi Medical Center and treated for his injuries before being released Monday.

Police identified his alleged attackers Tuesday in the midst of a continuing massive manhunt for them.

"Both of these suspects were released into the country by the Biden administration, and despite multiple prior arrests in New York, sanctuary politicians refused to cooperate with ICE and released them," said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin in a statement.

"These suspects remain at large," Mullin said. "DHS is calling on New York authorities to cooperate with us so we can get these dangerous criminals off our streets."

...

Mejia and his family illegally crossed the US border with Mexico near San Luis, Arizona, in December 2022 and were nabbed by border patrol agents but released into the country, authorities said.

Mejia was then arrested in The Bronx on a weapons-possession charge last year -- a rap that was not bail-eligible -- and he was released, authorities said.

DHS, which oversees ICE, said Mejia also had other previous raps against him: criminal possession of stolen property, possession of burglar's tools and grand larceny. The disposition of the charges was unclear.

If you are booking a flight on United Air, maybe you should think twice. This is the caliber of people they have flying your planes.
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So, this pilot defended Hamas killing innocents in Israel. Rightfully, United Air removed him from the cockpit.

The ridiculous pilot's union defended him so he got his job back.




The laws are different for our Aspiring Nomadic Doctors and Lawyers:



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1 Reposting from the last thread. Walz can't figure out why it's a more dangerous world.


Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
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Grateful for the swift and professional action to keep Minnesotans safe. This is exactly the kind of threat we need federal law enforcement working to prevent, and the kind of work that should remain a priority as we navigate a more dangerous world.

ABC News
@ABC
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BREAKING: The FBI arrested and charged an 18-year-old for allegedly planning a mass casualty attack in support of ISIS at the Mall of America, U.S. attorney for Minnesota Dan Rosen said. https://abcnews.link/vO0u2uK

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

2 \o/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

3 Speaking of spies, the long awaited follow-up to Disco Elysium has been released, No Parades: For Dead Spies (Directors Cut) has been downloaded and is ready for it's first boot.

Going to get into it later this evening over a nice bourbon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (XV/Pl)

4 So enriched

Posted by: H at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (JSLNb)

5 FUN FACT: By legend, Sheikhadoon is the charming magical Arab town that appears only once every 100 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:23 PM (guGkK)

6 This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (9n8wX)

7 I do so love the smell of gunpowder when it fills up a major shopping mall.

Posted by: Gwen Walz at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (guGkK)

8 You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.

We've spent 20 years importing that same 1% from other countries instead though

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

9 >>You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.


I don't think you can make a dent until you triple that.

3% at the very least.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (9n8wX)

10 I could be wrong, but I think the fraud in MN is massively being underrated as an issue for voters.

And the constant reports of the other general criminality of those who commit the fraud.

That is, there should be no way the Senate race is a 1 point race.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (3cUTc)

11 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.
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Seems like a boycott would be in order.

And a big f-you to the pilot union for defending the jihadi.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+)

12 Sheikhdoon

what a name.
Surely would’ve been a Rhodes Scholar if he hadn’t been so interested in jihad.

——

There’s a simple solutuon to the e-bike muggers in NYC.
Steel-wire clotheline.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

13 Here's the complaint. Very interesting read of the comms between the FBI and the young genius. You can see Allah and the Koran are deeply embedded in the thinking process. Islam is not compatible with any of us:


https://tinyurl.com/3szefkus

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (kX27y)

14 If I don't see the Pilot and the entire Flight Crew eat a piece of bacon, each...
I'm not getting on the plane.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (9n8wX)

15 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

The judge also banned Nkumba Tshiembe from going to bars, restaurants, nightclubs and other places where alcohol is served after midnight for a year after his release from prison.



"Beat another innocent Danish citizen to death and you can expect an even harsher response from the government next time, young man!"

-- The Judge

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (guGkK)

16 This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM


We can hope.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)

17 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?

Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

18 18 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

Their Germanic roots are to blame.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

19 >>>@visegrad24
5h
BREAKING:

The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

How is that even possible.
I see, in other articles, that the Congolese migrant is a Danish citizen.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (odBC9)

20 I believe the United pilot has been banned from flying again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

21 Ethnic cleansing is evil and wrong.

In theory.

I'm thinking there are upsides.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)

22 Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?

Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

23 ‘ they had been following his movements for two years’

Two years? Since this cockroach was 16?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (VghP0)

24 >>> This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

I'm guessing more whimper than bang

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (SwyyQ)

25 Let's see. One muslim idiot tries to light his shoes on fire on an airplane, so we spend the next 25 years taking off OUR shoes to board a plane, and meanwhile a proven muzzie sympathizer and organizer for CAIR is flying the plane.

I think I see the problem here, and it isn't us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (GYqb1)

26

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Cqx++)

27 (Via GP)
The City of Ottumwa’s (Iowa) official YouTube channel posted the October 6, 2026, regular meeting.

After the mayor called the 5:30 p.m. session to order and invited those who wished to participate in the invocation to stand, the scheduled speaker began: “Let us pray. Dear dark father, let us stand now unbowed and unfettered by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times.”

He continued by urging the room to “embrace the luciferian impulse to eat of the tree of knowledge and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old,” to judge people by “concrete actions” rather than “arbitrary social norms,” and to hold “only to that which is demonstrably true.”

He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

28 Sheikhdoon, isn't that good be of those half breed little dogs that celebs keep in their handbag?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (t9883)

29
Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

___________

Our menu

Sand
Fried sand
Whipped sand
Fricaseed sand
Sand with salt water sauce
Sand soufflé

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (eRlcH)

30 Fuqing United Airlines …

🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (LJhse)

31 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

Their Germanic roots are to blame.
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And deathmetal. Yeah, deathmetal for sure.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (TN0g+)

32 How did we get to this point?
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The footage shows the boy, identified only as J. T., sitting in the lap of Amy Kovac, the class's reading specialist, with police surrounding them at Richneck Elementary School on January 6, 2023.

The child stole his mother's gun and brought it into school, before shooting his first-grade teacher Abigail Zwerner in the left hand and upper left chest.

In the video, obtained by the Virginian-Pilot and published for the first time since the ordeal three years ago, the child is heard shouting expletives before police tried to handcuff him.

Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam caught the defiant boy saying 'I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' while the reading specialist restrained him on her lap.

'If you want a piece of me, come get it!' The six-year-old said to the police after the officer asked for the boy's name.

'I stole that from my mom,' the boy said, pointing to the gun that was used in the shooting.

'I don't care if you call back up, I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' the boy can be heard saying in the footage.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)

33 Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?

I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (guGkK)

34 6 We’re still voting Democrat, because even though they want us all dead, Republicans hate gays so that’s out.
Posted by: Jews at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (NmQ5w)

Wait. Do Republican gays hate gays, too? Or are these Jews saying Jews are all gays?

Identity politics is quite confusing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (GYqb1)

35 United = Inclusive

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (UjdFS)

36 Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at O

Bananas and rice don't provide for a varied menu.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

37 This is going to tank Mall of America's reputation even further. I still remember my one trip there as a kid, and the place was so amazing. Now you have to be careful around the railings in case a "local" flips you over or decides to shoot up the place.

Posted by: pookysgirl, head on a swivel at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (ohn0/)

38 Diversity, tea or me?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (UjdFS)

39 This poor immigrant wouldn't have been forced to defend himself if this cop wasn't there! Defund the police now! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (Ovx+P)

40 "The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year."

Lindsay Clancy fans understand the short sentence, he was just having a bad day.

He's also a repeat offender ... rape, stabbing, etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (vbXSk)

41 The Danes were beginning to make progress with their crime and immigration issues. Then a sentence like this appears and you realize "nope, they're doomed"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (t9883)

42 Fly the friendly skies of DEI.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (UjdFS)

43 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.

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I can see why people would rather drive long hours than fly these days though roads are becoming risky too what with all the unskilled and non-English speaking illegals driving trucks into anything that gets in their way.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2026 05:36 PM (5BOLF)

44 'I don't care if you call back up, I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' the boy can be heard saying in the footage.
Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)

Yeah, well, we DO care that you go to jail, bitch. And take yo momma with you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:36 PM (GYqb1)

45 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM


* poof *

Presenting the iFraud!

Posted by: Somali Steve Jobs at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

46 I don't think you can make a dent until you triple that.

3% at the very least.
Posted by: garrett

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1% every year would work.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (TSNP/)

47 He's also a repeat offender ... rape, stabbing, etc.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (vbXSk)

He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (GYqb1)

48 Yeah, well, we DO care that you go to jail, bitch. And take yo momma with you.

If only they knew who his daddy was they could take him too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

49
How did we get to this point?
--------------
'I stole that from my mom,' the boy said, pointing to the gun that was used in the shooting.


They'll blame the NRA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

50 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
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I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

51 Sand kebabs
Sand Creole
Sand gumbo
Deep fried sand
Stir fried sand
Pineapple sand
Lemon sand
Coconut sand
Pepper sand
Sand soup
Sand stew
Sand salad
Sand and potatoes
Sand burger
Sand sandwich

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

52
I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM

__________

Hell, the chances of a European Steve Jobs are rapidly diminishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (eRlcH)

53 60 IQ Engineers and doctors are few and far between. We need to import more to find some.

Posted by: Sheikhmood Einstein at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (EdP2u)

54 He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

And he wasn't lynched afterwards because...?

Posted by: pookysgirl, calculating the drive to Ottumwa at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ohn0/)

55 United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people"

I didnt know Mamdani was a pilot...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

56 This your Captain speaking.
The aloha snackbar cart will be by shortly.
Please keep your seatbelt on if plane turns upside down.
Thank you for flying with us.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)

57 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

Margaret Cho was entertaining?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

58 "Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?"

"If there are millions in subsidy for a new restaurant, we will certainly fill out the paperwork to create many new restaurants, like we did with child care and Medicaid services". The Muzzies

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

59 People saying boycott United -- it's the union. You would have to boycott the entire industry.

I don't understand this -- the pilots all claim that they are "executive officers" for their companies. ("flying VPs") but the union says that is a lie and they are on-managerial grunt labor that can't be fired. Pick a lane.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TSNP/)

60 There's got to be a simpler solution...

@GrageDustin
🚨 BREAKING: St. Cloud Police are investigating a social media threat ahead of Tech High School’s homecoming football game Friday.

A school resource officer flagged the post Tuesday morning. The post warned of a planned fight at the stadium.

Extra security will be on hand as authorities work to determine whether the threat is credible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (nEUC6)

61 The little psycho's mother Deja Taylor got 21 months in Fed prison arising out of this mess. Criminal charges against the principal Ebony Parker were dismissed, but she got hit with a $10 judgement for failure to heed warnings about the little psycho

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (t9883)

62 Margaret Cho was entertaining?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

No, but the good news is that as a fat, ugly lesbian, she won't be reproducing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (GYqb1)

63 I don’t think this has anything to do with United. They tried to get rid of this jiahadi creep. The pilots union blocked that. The creep has been suspended again by United. He’s not flying. Whether the pilots union blocks that again, who knows?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (VghP0)

64 I read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's book 'Infidel' a long while back.

She basically described Somalis as operating in a pack behaviour manner. Great book.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Sco7b)

65 Bananas and rice don't provide for a varied menu.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM


Not true! You can order bananas, rice, bananas and rice, or rice and bananas.

Plus, we'll remind you "Would you like rice with your banana?"

Posted by: Mahmood McSomali's at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

66 He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

And he wasn't lynched afterwards because...?
----

Great question! Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

67 $10 million judgement.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (t9883)

68 Meanwhile, these geniuses from some college in AL were being monitored by the FBI for making death threats against President Trump. Why do people think they can say whatever they want on social media and nothing will come back at them?.

"Hot Air" site:

https://tinyurl.com/bds7en25

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (JrHfD)

69 Somali Dinning Centers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (guGkK)

70 Underfunding Learing Centers can have catastrophic consequences!

Posted by: Finna Riot Over Here at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (EdP2u)

71 There is hope. It started with the reelection of Donald Trump. You're seeing the tide turn in Germany, France, and maybe Spain. The right has swept elections in South America. I may be a bit of a Pollyanna, but I think the globalists have seen their high water mark.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (2UnvF)

72 I don't understand this -- the pilots all claim that they are "executive officers" for their companies. ("flying VPs") but the union says that is a lie and they are on-managerial grunt labor that can't be fired. Pick a lane.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TSNP/)

Every few years the teachers unions come out with a bunch of crap about how very educated and professional the teachers are, and how they deserve better pay and benefits.

Are they professionals, or are they union grunts?

And honestly, a teachers degree is worth less than TP, which itself is at least useful for wiping your ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (GYqb1)

73 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

Margaret Cho was entertaining?
----

Margaret Cho is one of Ace's favorites!

You didn't know?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TN0g+)

74 No, but the good news is that as a fat, ugly lesbian, she won't be reproducing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (GYqb1)

She might be thinking about artificial insemination, though.

If AOC can save her eggs, anybody can.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

75 How is it brave to attack unarmed men, women and children, torture some, rape some, murder is horrendous ways and then take hostages back to your caves?

You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

76 Margaret Cho is one of Ace's favorites!

You didn't know?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TN0g+)


Of all of the favorites that ace loves to hate, Cho is his favoritest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

77 Sand pie
Sand pudding
Sand chili
Sand pizza
Sand toffee

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)

78 >>>This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett

>There will be no end. Nobody has started. The push is relentless and the breaking point is pushed back every day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (kvLZQ)

79 People saying boycott United -- it's the union.
---

I disagree. We can't let politeness lead into a suicide pact. Boycott United and force them to either confront/ignore the union or go bankrupt.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

80 "Please keep your seatbelt on if plane turns upside down.
Thank you for flying with us."

"hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (vbXSk)

81 They actually mean "The Mall of Mogadishu"...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (mrJNc)

82 Anyway, like I was sayin', sand is the fruit of the desert.

Posted by: Forrest bin Gump at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (guGkK)

83 Great question! Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

Funny how the division between church and state is only referenced for *one* religion. Sigh... Jesus did say we'd be persecuted.

Posted by: pookysgirl has read the Gospels a few times at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (ohn0/)

84 hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline
Posted by: illiniwek

Denzel Washington did too!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 How is it brave to attack unarmed men, women and children, torture some, rape some, murder is horrendous ways and then take hostages back to your caves?
Posted by: JackStraw


There isn't a single form of human depravity that can't be justified by islam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (nEUC6)

86 9 You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.

We've spent 20 years importing that same 1% from other countries instead though
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

Close to 50, Carter did it with the Cuban criminals, and Clinton did it with the Haitians.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (k1E2D)

87 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)

88 The City of Ottumwa’s (Iowa) official YouTube channel posted the October 6, 2026, regular meeting.


Radar O'Reilly would not approve of the Satanic invocation, I suspect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (JrHfD)

89 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.

Gee, I guess the passengers on a plane were thrilled to hear about that.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Oy/m2)

90 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France
Posted by: Skip at

Seems too close to reading the content to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

91
Sand flambé
Sand and grits
Sand Supreme
Iced sand

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:48 PM (eRlcH)

92 There isn't a single form of human depravity that can't be justified by islam.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM


* cackles in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 07, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

93 You get rid of crime by not criminalizing behavior. Theft, rape, murder…. Not a crime!

Poof. No more criminals!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (W2Pud)

94 You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

---------------

As one who faced them in Iraq, I can tell yo they are shit against military force. Unless that military is also muzzie. Then they will incompetently fight each other to a draw.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (2UnvF)

95 87 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)

That'll cheer me up.

They can take it like little bitches or have enough.

I don't think that 'had enough' line gets pushed back. It's a stationary line and at some point it gets reached.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

96 BruceWayne, soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (nxLtX)

97 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
---
Mean tweet I saw:
Some leftie, commenting on a photo of some lightbulb head Africans standing in a line: "I see future doctors, lawyers and scientists."

Response: "Can you tell the [Africans] to move so the rest of us can see them too?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc)

98 Don't believe anything United Airlines says.

The United pilot whose social media post after Charlie Kirk was murdered was supposedly fired, according to United.

Nope.

He was only suspended for a short time.

Someone I know with United checked the active pilot list a few months afterwards. He was back flying.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (J4Dwc)

99 We should not condemn all Ragheads for "Some people doing stuff" in France today...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (mrJNc)

100 You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

All terrorists are cowards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (GYqb1)

101 Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g


The invocation? They invoked satan. Who thought that was a great idea?

Posted by: Emmie at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (BPiQp)

102 I can only hope PDJT just ignores the district judges and ramps up removing the vermin from our home.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (nCTkv)

103 >>1% every year would work.



I would settle 2.5% every other year.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (9n8wX)

104 As one who faced them in Iraq, I can tell yo they are shit against military force. Unless that military is also muzzie. Then they will incompetently fight each other to a draw.

What are you looking at me for?

Posted by: The Iranian Revolutionary Guard at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (guGkK)

105 BruceWayne, soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at October

*nods sagaciously*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

106 United was all in on DEI hiring, and made a point of it in their commercials. I haven't booked United since then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (GYqb1)

107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

108 Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g


I would have insisted on giving the Land Acknowledgment and boy, would it have been a doozy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (guGkK)

109 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

_____

Not hopeful...Frances traditional national white flag will become black, red and green soon.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:53 PM (nCTkv)

110 A month of union dues is worth more than 200 passengers on a plane.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 05:54 PM (GXElQ)

111 If I may go OT for a second...

They could've at least picked a name for the hurricane that on-air meteorologists can pronounce without stumbling all over it.

Screw the Spanish shit. I'm just going to call it "Isaiah" and be done with it.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:54 PM (J4Dwc)

112 I am a bit pissed off that the Ukranians keep targeting Oil Infrastructure.

NATO apparently wants to put pressure on the Trump Administration and hurt his party in the mid-terms.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (9n8wX)

113 "hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline
Posted by: illiniwek
Denzel Washington did too!" Posted by: BruceWayne

I saw that movie, but I'm thinkin' he inverted to correct a mechanical failure, but then corrected to land on the wheels. (while slightly drunk?).

That is the difference between men and women, imo. Men (testosterone) rise to the task, women freak out under pressure (in general, not all men or all women, obviously).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (vbXSk)

114 109 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

_____

Not hopeful...Frances traditional national white flag will become black, red and green soon.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:53 PM (nCTkv
*****
But what about me?

Posted by: Lbqtb2 flag at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (Wt1Rs)

115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)


That’s suggesting that Margaret Cho is a great entertainer.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (RO8Uk)

116 Isha'yahu?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (sDWtc)

117 Blackhawk Down: Minnesota. Somalis are the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (VyD10)

118 Pecan Sandies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

119
I would have insisted on giving the Land Acknowledgment and boy, would it have been a doozy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (guGkK)

__________

We are meeting on land a dirty band of heathen savages squatted upon without right or title until civilized white Christians arrived to redeem it and make it prosperous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (eRlcH)

120 That’s suggesting that Margaret Cho is a great entertainer.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

She's at least as good as Tig Nataro.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

121 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war...

“Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (mrJNc)

122 Pecan Sandies
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

---------------

An underrated cookie

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (2UnvF)

123 Gazans killed kidnapped indiscriminately.
Waiting on the French.
They're like sheep.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (Wt1Rs)

124 Same thing going in France is also happening in Brussels.

It's obviously a coordinated attack. Violence from muslims installed in the west is amping up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

125 >> I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear.


I found Bananas and Rice Girl to be pretty entertaining.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (9n8wX)

126 115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

The Somali Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

127
The Somali Jenna Jameson.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

__________

*runs from room with hand over mouth*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (eRlcH)

128 “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (mrJNc)

---------------

Allow me to translate. He said management has plucked the feathers from your bread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (2UnvF)

129 Iced sand

Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (RO8Uk)

130 Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (RO8Uk)

---------------

At the 7 Eleven. Duh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 06:01 PM (2UnvF)

131 "Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS"


The benefits of diversity just keep getting better!


Is this one the fault of guns or Trump?

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (PTDkx)

132 Somali women have undergone genital mutilation. Probably wouldn't be good pron stars.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (t9883)

133 Apparently some of you have never read the sidebar titled "Greatest Hitjobs". Some of Ace's greatest work resides there.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

134 115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

The Somali Jenna Jameson.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)
——

JJ was a slut and literal whore. I assume there are a lot of Somali whores. They may not look like JJ, but they will undercut her prices by large amount! JJ no longer charges $20 for a blowjob, ya know?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (VghP0)

135 The FBI arrest sounds like it's from their standard playbook, i.e. the "find some sub-literate moron and incite them to do something so's we can issue a grandiose press release congratulating ourselves for stopping a terrorist plot" chapter.

Gotta justify that sweet sweet budget, no?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (lfNXu)

136 Seems contageous.

@nypost 1m
Mom had heated argument with husband before allegedly stabbing him and 2 young kids, witness says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (nEUC6)

137 17 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre



I'll ask my sister. She's surrounded by them. Who knew 'The Children of the Corn' was a documentary!!

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (sAmhv)

138
The Somali Jenna Jameson.

Peter Parker's boss?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)

139 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear.


I found Bananas and Rice Girl to be pretty entertaining.
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (9n8wX)
——

‘Meh’

— Rachel Jeantel

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:04 PM (VghP0)

140 Iman is a Somali. She and Bowie had a home above Woodstock, about 15 miles from me. Saw them once, she's still real purty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:04 PM (t9883)

141 If the USA had not imported so
many third world scum bags and allowed illegal aliens in to our country for 50 years, I wonder what our country would look like?

We would be homogenous and for the most part doing a lot better, both culturally and economically.

Suicidal empathy and virtue signaling by leftists and communists has absolutely ruined our country and future.

So many dead Americans for no reason, fraud, crime, drug addicted and mentally ill young people.

DEI has been a horrible mistake and the citizens get to pay for its costs. We did not ask for this. But we are paying the price.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 07, 2026 06:05 PM (rg/w7)

142 You know, Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” That was a quip by Voltaire attributed to Maria Thérèse, ruler of the Hapsburg Dominions.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:05 PM (RO8Uk)

143 "You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw
All terrorists are cowards." Posted by: tcn in AK

Cowardly or not, when Islam has a few million suicide bombers/killers, and millions more that will scam any system, and murder/rape/threaten from within, then Islam has a system that can take down altruistic "peaceful" nations that are not prepared for their barbarity.

When "kill them all" is the plan, killing the unprepared civilians and domestic structures works pretty well, as we see in Europe, or Minnesota

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (vbXSk)

144 >>She and Bowie had a home above Woodstock, about 15 miles from me. Saw them once, she's still real purty


He also had a really nice place not quite between Oneonta and Cooperstown. One a pretty large parcel of land.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (9n8wX)

145 Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS ???

Isis is one of the most important goddesses of ancient Egypt. Why would these people try to do something for a Goddess ??

They are not Greek ?? They are "Mostly Peaceful" Pro Palestine protesters ...

Duh.... And Trump calls me an idiot !!!!!!!!

Cackle .... Cackle ...... Cackle .......

Posted by: Kami Harris at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (jGtoG)

146 murder is okay now, but if I call a man in a dress a man it's like murder and I should be murdered.

Yeah, this is going to work out great.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2026 06:07 PM (0MjtC)

147 >>she's still real purty

Disagree. Her forehead is suitable as an IMAX screen

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 06:08 PM (J4Dwc)

148 So the FBI had been communicating with him for two full years. At what point was he radicalized? Did the FBI informant egg him on to become radicalized? If that’s the case, is that considered entrapment? I’d love to see these messages.

This investigation was started while Biden was president, so the "corrupt FBI groomed him" argument makes no sense. Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

wonder if they waited till he was 18 to move forward with charges? Instead of identifying someone to save with intervention as a youth with the right support

How shit must your life be to want to pledge allegiance to isis and plan something like this? Dude was born and raised here too wtf.

I guarantee there will be zero poll impact because of this. Especially with how the current news cycle works now it'll probably be forgotten by the weekend.

Do we have any corroboration from a reliable source? Or is this yet another case of the DOJ making things up and dropping charges later?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 07, 2026 06:08 PM (tM78k)

149 Who would have thought importing masses of pirates into your state would result in massive fraud and (potential) terrorism?


Baffling, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (4KUe5)

150 JJ was a slut and literal whore. I assume there are a lot of Somali whores. They may not look like JJ, but they will undercut her prices by large amount! JJ no longer charges $20 for a blowjob, ya know?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (VghP0)

So, I seem to remember Madonna saying she'd give blow jobs for Hillary votes...

Did she evah deliver? I wonder if someone could sue for breach of promise...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

151 And here we have another violent anti semetic
Nutcase . Haverford College professor threatening his Jewish college and doxing him.

https://tinyurl.com/4wtvy7av

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (JrHfD)

152 29
Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

___________

Our menu

Sand
Fried sand
Whipped sand
Fricaseed sand
Sand with salt water sauce
Sand soufflé

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (eRlcH)


Eggs, sand, sand, sand, spam, sand, sand and cheese.

Posted by: a.moron at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (X5Jzz)

153 132 Somali women have undergone genital mutilation. Probably wouldn't be good pron stars.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (t9883)

Ayaan described the procedure.

Sadly, I'm sure there's a market....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

154 149 Who would have thought importing masses of pirates into your state would result in massive fraud and (potential) terrorism?


Baffling, really.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (4KUe5)

And not even good COOL Pirates with Parrots and Hats!

But then agin, Jack Sparrow was NOT the sharpest tool in the six pack... maybe he WAS actually from Somaliland?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

155 Dang, Redditors are so close to getting it!

Why would someone born and raised in prosperous America ally with isis? Think, think, think, what could it be????

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (4KUe5)

156 And not even good COOL Pirates with Parrots and Hats!

But then agin, Jack Sparrow was NOT the sharpest tool in the six pack... maybe he WAS actually from Somaliland?
Posted by: Romeo13 at

He was pretty crafty.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

157 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman

-
Better to beat an off duty policeman than to beat off a policeman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

158
Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

Tomorrow I report to the cardiologist to find out how fucked I am with this heart murmur. A prayer would be deeply appreciated.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (71YP+)

159 Dang, Redditors are so close to getting it!

Why would someone born and raised in prosperous America ally with isis? Think, think, think, what could it be????
Posted by: Lizzy at

Festive lil hats!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (YZ0Fo)

160 Trump should rebrand it as The Mall of Somalia.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (ls2v0)

161 Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS ???


***
I just finished Stephen Hunter's SoftTarget, a thriller from 2011 with exactly that plot. Well, he calls it "America's Mall," and develops it so that it sounds unlike the real one. But the story features twelve Somalians, brought in by an imam under the direction of . . . well, that's a surprise. It's what Die Hard III should have been. And there is even a nod to the original film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

162 The French do the "this is fine" meme:

https://tinyurl.com/j2ttkwcw

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (JzUSu)

163 This investigation was started while Biden was president, so the "corrupt FBI groomed him" argument makes no sense. Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

Wait... the same FBI who framed Gen Flynn? Who set up the Jan 6 folks...

Oh... wait... reliable agents of the DEMOCRAT Pahty!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

164 >> Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

Wow. How is it even possible to be this dumb and uniformed?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

165 Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

They don't even have ice in Poland anymore. The lady with the recipe passed away.

Posted by: Insults For All Occasions at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

166 Shoot'em all and let allah sort it out?

It is coming to that, alas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:14 PM (dxtDq)

167 the FBI conducted what appears to have been a sting operation

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If this is the way the US treats illegal aliens, it doesn't deserve to have any!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)

168 Willowed:

Scammers have been selling food stamps for the money to buy what they really -- since the day after food stamps were invented. Decades ago.

I WILL have my double sugar-frosted Sugar Pops!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 07, 2026 06:15 PM (g48ZS)

169 The photo of the Dominican bike riders looks like the ride of the zombies.

Perhaps DHS should put bounties on them so Americans can make citizen's arrests and meet them at a cattle car bound for a C-130 transport plane.

Stack 'em like cordwood as who cares? Certainly not me.

Enough! We are not the pussified UK or Europe! Be gone!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 06:15 PM (hzuYO)

170
I imagine that one of the violent street muggers is a Doctor, and the other, an Engineer.

--------------

"They were collaborating with F. Joe Biden and on the verge of a cure for cancer, h8r! YOU PEOPLE are now responsible for millions of unnecessary deaths each year ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (ls2v0)

171 Has anybody mention the gold Trump statue unveiled in the EU HQ lobby?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (l26NL)

172
JJ was a slut and literal whore.

___________

She said she had converted to Christianity, though she had previously converted to Judaism, so who knows. So, until such time that becomes implausible I'm willing not to comment further.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (eRlcH)

173 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.

Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)

174 158
Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

Tomorrow I report to the cardiologist to find out how fucked I am with this heart murmur. A prayer would be deeply appreciated.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (71YP+)

It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)

Hoping your cardio gives you good news...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lfNXu)

175 The amazing part about the arrests, the threats and gang shootings are that they are occurring right before the midterms. Independents are watching and thinking "the Republicans are stupid , but the Dems are insane". Either they vote R or don't vote.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (t9883)

176 “Did the FBI groom him?”
“Did they radicalize him to entrap him?”


OMG, soooooooo close to getting it.
Now apply this to the Whitmer “assassination plot” op and J6, both investigations led by the same FBI guy.

Yes, yes they do groom and entrap. Maybe more than with your precious immigrants.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:18 PM (4KUe5)

177 Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

You'll enjoy FFDP.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 06:18 PM (9SiAB)

178

It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)
Hoping your cardio gives you good news...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

We live in North Alabama, just a work trip this week to Denver. Will be back around Veteran's day, but in Colorado Springs

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (71YP+)

179 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.
Posted by: LASue

3) Pure f*cking evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7)

180 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

------------------

He was a Maryland Danish Man.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ls2v0)

181 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.
Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)
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Those are not mutually exclusive premises. Both are largely true.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

182 It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)
Hoping your cardio gives you good news...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Mesa County.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

183
He was a Maryland Danish Man.
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ls

Speaking of Maryland man I see his lawyer is still fighting in court for him... Who pays for these lawyers ?.... Never mind

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)

184 The doctors joke is even worse, given Bin Laden’s 2nd in command was a doctor. It’s not unusual for Islamic radical leaders to by highly trained professionals.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (4KUe5)

185 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (9SiAB)

186 Quiche nood

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 06:22 PM (vJrRc)

187 Shooting up the Mall of America isn't a new thing. Shooting it up for Isis is.

Which probably explains why ace thought it necessary to include that detail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 07, 2026 06:22 PM (F+dPH)

188 >> It’s not unusual for Islamic radical leaders to by highly trained professionals.


It is also not unusual for their degrees to be completely bogus.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:25 PM (9n8wX)

189 Guangtian Ha
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (JrHfD)


He's Hui. That's a Moslem minority in China.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 06:27 PM (sDWtc)

190
Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?

Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM

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Their distinctive cuisine such as fly loaf with goat manure gravy never caught on like it should have.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 07, 2026 06:39 PM (kf4RM)

191 Sand
Fried sand
Whipped sand
Fricaseed sand
Sand with salt water sauce
Sand soufflé

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (eRlcH)

"Barbecued sand, boiled sand, broiled sand, baked sand, sautéed sand, sand kebabs, sand Creole, sand gumbo, pan-fried sand, deep-fried sand, stir-fried sand, pineapple sand, lemon sand, coconut sand, pepper sand, sand soup, sand stew, sand salad, sand and potatoes, sand burger, sand with grits, sand tartare and a sand sandwich."


*pauses while cleaning floor with toothbrush*

"Yep, I think that's about all you can make with sand."

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 07, 2026 11:23 PM (Gu66x)

192 Greetings hordlings - from your "Old Asia Hand" Publius Redux in Singapore. Things remain hot and hazy here. Will be back home in Texas in November - hopefully I can see some folks when there.

I am flying in specifically to vote in the election btw - and staying through Thanksgiving.

Did I see, btw, that Talarico had disappeared for 10 days? is this accurate - if so - wth? It's a month before the election.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 07, 2026 11:44 PM (Gu66x)

Nick Shirley Exposes How Bums Sell Taxpayer-Funded Food Stamps to Scammers -- Often "Foreign" -- for Cash to Buy Drugs.
The Homeless Bums Chase Him Down the Street for Exposing the Scam.

Mediaite:

That all came after a wild investigation which showed how street hoods trade their SNAP funds for cash -- or fentanyl, oftentimes. Shirley likened it to swapping Pokemon cards, only this was for pennies on the dollar; he asked a man who said he had $306 on his food stamp card how much he was willing to deal it for, and the man said he was willing to sell it for $120.

Shirley then linked up with a middle-aged woman from Vietnam who said she could make a deal with him. She ushered him over to a seafood market where the cashier rang them up for $120 for a can of spam and one plate of sushi; Shirley -- who was donning a Seahawks beanie and face mask as he tried to hide his identity -- said it was clear the woman was part of a "mafia-style ring," where she was getting a kickback from the store for funneling bogus food stamp deals to them.

I assume the woman would then "refund" him like $60, taking $120 in a "sale" of one can of spam (which taxpayers pay for) and then giving the guy presenting the card half of that back in cash.

After leaving the store together, Shirley and his crew confronted the woman.

"You're committing fraud. Food stamp fraud. It's against the law," Shirley told her.

The woman took it in stride. "I know, yeah." She then started ratting other people out on the street who were apparently running the same scheme.

Shirley then returned to the seafood market to ask why they were allowing the fraud to take place. While there, all hell broke loose on the sidewalks outside, with one of the security guards trading blows with a "homeless individual" -- which led to his gun falling out in a crowd of suspected fentanyl addicts. The security guy then started punching other guys around him when no one would return his gun.

Once he was filled in as he was leaving the store, Shirley and the other members of his crew started running for safety. A homeless suspected drug addict tried to join their getaway, but he apparently couldn't keep up.

"I'm on fenty, I can't run!" the man yelled as Shirley skirted off.


Nick shirley
@nickshirleyy

🚨 1 can of Spam for $120.

Food stamps have become the new ATM for fraudsters as they partner with local businesses to commit the fraud as they trade SNAP cards like Pokémon cards on the streets.

Across America food stamp fraud is happening everywhere. It has become a billion dollar fraudulent industry as taxpayers fund the $100 billion program.

We caught a fraudster on the streets of Seattle as she attempted to buy a can of spam and sushi for $120 in a food stamp for cash exchange, it's a billion dollar fraudulent scheme stealing from the poor and hungry. This is a must watch and is happening everywhere.

EXPOSE AND SHUT IT ALL DOWN.



Update: They're trying to just kill conservative journalists.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:25 PM




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1 My God, it's full of link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

2 What?

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (4c58h)

3 Voight yanked that guy just in time

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2026 04:26 PM (4c58h)

4 IT'S FULL OF RED

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:28 PM (odBC9)

5 REDRUM REDRUM

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:29 PM (odBC9)

6 Better read than dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:29 PM (XeU6L)

7 You youngsters must not know this has been going on since I was a kid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

8 But it was GOOD Spam?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 04:29 PM (Cqx++)

9 https://tinyurl.com/2dmn4a6z

obigatory government cheese

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (Wt1Rs)

10 My God, it's full of link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----

One giant sausage!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

11 Nood. Link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


I am not surprised, because I'm pretty sure Ace Does Not Video Game, but am still slightly disappointed that this has nothing to do with Legend of Zelda.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (vJrRc)

12 I'm with Fenty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (Cqx++)

13 8 But it was GOOD Spam?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 04:29 PM (Cqx++)

5 Stars in Oahu!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)

14 I was disappointed BBB didnt do more on food stamps. I remember welfare reform in the 90s where at least theoretically it was capped at a certain amount of years.

It should be the same with food stamps.

But bring back soup kitchens, this gift card nonsense needs to stop. Just about every fast food place has a "we accept EBT"

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (YZ84N)

15 I'm on fenty, so I can't read the content.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (90f8g)

16 You youngsters must not know this has been going on since I was a kid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Was even "easier" then. Just sold the stamps
For cash.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

17 I saw Homeless Bums open for Death Cab for Cutie at the Hollywood Bowl in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (guGkK)

18
Leftists don't care about helping the poor. They care about the smoosh they can extract from programs for the poor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (eRlcH)

19 "I'm on fenty, I can't run!" the man yelled as Shirley skirted off.

We used to be a serious country.
Now we’re a skit in a satirical comedy show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

20 18
Leftists don't care about helping the poor. They care about the smoosh they can extract from programs for the poor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (eRlcH)

This, 1000%.

They also rarely ever personally donate to the poor b/c that's someone else's job...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (tOcjL)

21
I remember watching the bums buy huge grocery cart loads of bottled water, take it outside the store and dump it all out. Walk the empty bottles back in and turn it in for the 5 cent deposits and buy a tall boy beer.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (OkYzo)

22 You can't make a decent pizza without $120 Spam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (guGkK)

23 I'm on fenty, I can't run!" the man yelled as Shirley skirted off.

========

He should by a music stand from Charlie Kelly.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

24 I’m on Fenty so I can’t clean my room.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)

25
This is the kind of journalism that scares the left into passing laws against it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

26 21 I remember watching the bums buy huge grocery cart loads of bottled water, take it outside the store and dump it all out. Walk the empty bottles back in and turn it in for the 5 cent deposits and buy a tall boy beer.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (OkYzo)

That would be infuriating.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:33 PM (odBC9)

27 First you get the underlines, then you get the red font, then you get the women.

Posted by: Tony "Ace" Montana at October 07, 2026 04:33 PM (90f8g)

28 The red typeface merely emphasizes the red ink being spilled all across the fruited plain by ths egregoius fraud. The noted auteur, going under the whimsical moniker of "Ace of Spades", frequently dabbles in such off kilter tag as "centering" text for extended periods of time, thereby disorienting the viewers and posters, in mock-deprecation known as "morons." The avant guarde has never been prouder.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:33 PM (sFNX2)

29 There needs to be a hard RESET.

All existing accounts closed.
Every current recipient must reapply in person, show valid ID and prove citizenship.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 04:34 PM (4KUe5)

30 I remember watching the bums buy huge grocery cart loads of bottled water, take it outside the store and dump it all out. Walk the empty bottles back in and turn it in for the 5 cent deposits and buy a tall boy beer.

It's almost as irrational as taking a functioning automobile and pouring sand into the crankcase.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 04:34 PM (guGkK)

31 They hit government paid for asthma inhaler after each cigarette. Get sick lame crazy pay for cash to buy cigs.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 04:34 PM (Wt1Rs)

32 Spam Scam. Had no idea. How do Hawaiians stay so fat then?

Posted by: Poi Poi Platter? at October 07, 2026 04:34 PM (EdP2u)

33 Is the fenty guy a flearf?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:35 PM (odBC9)

34 We used to be a serious country.
Now we’re a skit in a satirical comedy show.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
---------

Lightfoot:
'Pride of Man'
https://shorturl.at/Oh8ad

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

35 "I'm on fenty, I can't run!"

Soon to be sampled on a Kanye track.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2026 04:35 PM (CwhoI)

36 God bless Nick Shirley.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (4KUe5)

37 I'm on fenty, I can't do HTML.

Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

38 Nothing new under the sun. Years ago, when I was walkin' through Mamfis, a local denizen approached and asked if I wanted to buy some food stamps. I declined.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (sFNX2)

39 The EBT scams have been going on forever, too.

Remember the stories of jugs of Tide detergent being used to barter for drugs?
They can buy Tide with EBT, everybody needs detergent, so bottles of Tide became currency in some places.

Like American whiskey amd cigarettes were as good as gold during WWII and the occupation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)

40 37 I'm on fenty, I can't do HTML.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

This checks out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

41 I was gonna fraud, but then I got high..

Posted by: Fenty Bum at October 07, 2026 04:37 PM (4NO2D)

42 Was even "easier" then. Just sold the stamps
For cash.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
====

Heh and that's the reason for EBT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:37 PM (RIvkX)

43
Black cherry float. Good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:37 PM (eRlcH)

44 We used to be a serious country.
Now we’re a skit in a satirical comedy show.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
--------

Those who sit at the gate mock me, and I am the song of the drunkards. - Psalm 69:12

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (XeU6L)

45 I do all my washin' in Tide.

Posted by: Too Damn Cold Out-Tide at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (EdP2u)

46 This is what I voted for.

Posted by: democrats everywhere at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (Ll78X)

47 Hershey bars got a lot of guys laid in the WW2.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (CwhoI)

48 Phew! I missed the red.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (l3cgK)

49 We could probably balance the federal budget if we could just eliminate fraud. But that won't be easy to do.

Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (8WZD4)

50 I think there's no way to determine for sure but I'll bet better than 50% of the economy of these large blue cities are built on fraud.

Cause it's not just the direct fraud, but the whole ecosystem of administrators and NGOs that are funded because of the fraud.

And then the second and 3rd order, the businesses and such all funded all or mostly by the fraud.
E.g., one of the sob stories before Congress on the new SNAP rules was a local convenience store that had to shut down because soda was no longer eligible.
Just how large a part of your business was soda sales?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (3cUTc)

51 Shirley, he can't be serious!

Posted by: Don't Call Me Shirley! at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (EdP2u)

52 They just need that feynt for their family.

-AOC

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

53 see update -- they tried to run down a Daily Wire reporter with a car.

Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

54 Cicero, that’s on par with causing tens of thousands of dollars worth of damage to strip copper for pennies per pound.

Unfathomable cost of allowing the homeless hordes run wild, off-limits from normal Regan’s laws.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (4KUe5)

55 We call it the “Fent Fold.”

I so want To see one of those bums fall on their faces, but they never do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (W2Pud)

56 Monday. First day of the work week, which is rarely fun to experience.

And, here's ACE going full throttle with five straight posts (ON A MONDAY) that raise blood pressure, challenge your ability to display human decency, and make you question your own grasp on reality.

I'm guessing the sixth post will be about some Nigerian drop kicking infants in a corral of rabid dogs.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (dIske)

57 "I'm on fenty, I can't run!"

Soon to be sampled on a Kanye track.
----

I was listening to Lionel Ritchie's "All Night Long" on Yacht Rock Radio, and when they got to the part of the song where there are party people voices in the background I found myself thinking that if the song were recorded today and were accurate there would be the sound of gunfire mixed in along with the voices.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (TN0g+)

58 Lightfoot:
'Pride of Man'
https://shorturl.at/Oh8ad
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

New to me, but it fits.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

59 I don't even know how you'd begin to prosecute this.

I guess reducing food support and deporting foreign nationals who are facilitating it will help, but...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (vJrRc)

60 45 I do all my washin' in Tide.

Posted by: Too Damn Cold Out-Tide at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (EdP2u)

You can do yer washin' in Tide, but you shouldn't in a red tide...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (l3cgK)

61 In gaming news, the defilers and despoilers can't help themselves from being vandals.

Shub-Niggurath in Call of Cthulhu is being renamed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)

62 Time zone issue on the Monday reference...I live on Neptune.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (dIske)

63 Black cherry float. Good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:37 PM (eRlcH)
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Wut? Is that cherry soda or cherry ice cream or both?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (RIvkX)

64 Geez...maybe I should lower my food costs by buying up EBT cards. /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (l3cgK)

65 They also rarely ever personally donate to the poor b/c that's someone else's job...
Posted by: Nova Local
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Those who agitate re homelessness, generally have an empty spare bedroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (XeU6L)

66

Years ago I volunteered at a church who provided "free" food to needy families.

The complaint we would get because they would call the church was "we don't want white people food."

I never figured out what was white people food.

Okay, *ucking starve.



Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)

67 It's a bottomless pit of fraud. Just layer and layer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)

68 62 Time zone issue on the Monday reference...I live on Neptune.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (dIske)

That's awfully close to the orbit of Uranus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (l3cgK)

69
I don't even know how you'd begin to prosecute this.

I guess reducing food support and deporting foreign nationals who are facilitating it will help, but...
Posted by: FeatherBlade

==============

That's been one of my broken-record posts. This can't be ended by some linear process of prosecutions. It has to be torn down and rebuilt from scratch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (XJ22o)

70 Nylons and silk stockings make great barter.

Posted by: Leggy Pharma Rep In High Heels at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (EdP2u)

71 I think the government should simply issue hard drugs to these addicts and let nature take its course. You want to live on the street, with no responsibilities, and get high all the damned time? Go for it. And here's some extra potent ketamine, heroin, or fentanyl to do so with. No reason at all to prolong their misery with drugs that don't kill them outright. Let's get to it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (GYqb1)

72 I like programs that sort of outsmart these people, similar to handing an illegal a free plane ticket out of here. Way cheaper than actually deporting.

What about you have a choice, an EBT card if you qualify or just like a $100 monthly Visa gift card, no questions asked. I bet at least half would take the $100.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (YZ84N)

73 Monday. First day of the work week, which is rarely fun to experience.

And, here's ACE going full throttle with five straight posts (ON A MONDAY) that raise blood pressure, challenge your ability to display human decency, and make you question your own grasp on reality.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:39 PM


Mein Fuhrer ...

Posted by: toby928(c) tugs collar at October 07, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D)

74 37 I'm on fenty, I can't do HTML.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (odBC9)

75 66

Years ago I volunteered at a church who provided "free" food to needy families.

The complaint we would get because they would call the church was "we don't want white people food."

I never figured out what was white people food.

Okay, *ucking starve.



Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)

Homeless kid asking for money for food. Asked him what he wanted to eat; he said Chicken McNuggets. Told him I'd buy him REAL food, not that crap...he refused.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (l3cgK)

76 Shub-Niggurath in Call of Cthulhu is being renamed.
Posted by: Anna Puma


To what? Shub-Afrimericath?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (vJrRc)

77
Wut? Is that cherry soda or cherry ice cream or both?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (RIvkX)

_________

Vanilla ice cream, black cherry soda.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (eRlcH)

78 Nick Shirley is suing in Federal court the AG and Sec of State of California, the offices, over the recently passed Stop Nick Shirley Act.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

79 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
OMG. Deranged man just tried to run over a @TheMaineWire reporter with his car.

The man claims the reporter was "invading people's privacy" by filming a story in public.

This is attempted M*RDER.


There are few things more dangerous than a self-righteous, drunk yankee on a mission to save the union,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

80 Shub-Niggurath in Call of Cthulhu is being renamed.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They've gone full retard.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (q7PvL)

81 Years ago there was an illegal alien from Jamaica who crashed into a truck in Boston (caused a mess), and she had ~ 25 different EBT cards . She was arrested, while telling police she could many more, laughed about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (4KUe5)

82 Time zone issue on the Monday reference...I live on Neptune.
Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM


How to tell us you're retired without telling us you're retired.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (4NO2D)

83 74 37 I'm on fenty, I can't do HTML.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (odBC9)

How many EBT cards did the fent cost ya?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (l3cgK)

84 I think there's no way to determine for sure but I'll bet better than 50% of the economy of these large blue cities are built on fraud.
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I fully believe that 70% or more of every state and federal tax dollar collected in the last 20 years has ended up somewhere OTHER than its stated reason for spending. Sure, some office somewhere got a desk for a civil servant, and some constituent got a bag of food, and maybe a street sign was erected, but a TON of money was siphoned away into people's pockets who weren't mentioned at all in the bills that authorized the spending.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (TN0g+)

85 Years ago I volunteered at a church who provided "free" food to needy families.
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We had to stop. 'Incidents' were occuring. Two of our security people quit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:43 PM (XeU6L)

86 33 Is the fenty guy a flearf?
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:35 PM (odBC9)

I think that should be:
Is the fenty guy a flearfer?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (odBC9)

87 Put ricin in the fentanyl. End of problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (t9883)

88
Years ago I volunteered at a church who provided "free" food to needy families.

The complaint we would get because they would call the church was "we don't want white people food."

Posted by: four seasons

==============

Kinda of OT, but there were no complaints from one of my former roommates who worked full-time and made enough money to buy his own food but knew where to score free canned goods, Kraft macaroni, etc. He'd come in grinning with bags of free groceries once a week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (XJ22o)

89 Shub-Gorrath

In other words, they totally butcher the Sumerian Lovecraft originally base the name on: Shub-Niggur.

Talk about whitewashing and colonizing another culture.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

90 There are few things more dangerous than a self-righteous, drunk yankee on a mission to save the union,
----

We said that about Ulysses Grant for years and nobody listened!

Posted by: Victims of The War of Northern Aggression at October 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+)

91 Fenty vs Clippy: Who would win?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:45 PM (l3cgK)

92 87 Put ricin in the fentanyl. End of problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (t9883)

The fent often does a good enough job all by itself...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (l3cgK)

93 Shub-Niggurath in Call of Cthulhu is being renamed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)

I am going to take a wild guess on what the problem could possibly be and keep it to myself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

94 "The Homeless Bums Chase Him Down the Street for Exposing the Scam."


Lead them into a dead end alley, hobo jerky time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (I43vL)

95 87 Put ricin in the fentanyl. End of problem
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (t9883)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (odBC9)

96 90 There are few things more dangerous than a self-righteous, drunk yankee on a mission to save the union,
----

We said that about Ulysses Grant for years and nobody listened!
Posted by: Victims of The War of Northern Aggression at October 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+)


Ass, handed to.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

97 I DECIDE WHAT DAYS ARE MONDAYS!

Posted by: Goering at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (RIvkX)

98 Lead them into a dead end alley, hobo jerky time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly

Make sure to get ace's recipe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

99 Anytime the government is giving shit away, somebody is making a dollar off of it. It is out of control.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (2WIwB)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (odBC9)

101 I fully believe that 70% or more of every state and federal tax dollar collected in the last 20 years has ended up somewhere OTHER than its stated reason for spending. Sure, some office somewhere got a desk for a civil servant, and some constituent got a bag of food, and maybe a street sign was erected, but a TON of money was siphoned away into people's pockets who weren't mentioned at all in the bills that authorized the spending.
Posted by: Crusader

===

You can't win because these EBT cards were a form of privatization, like not having "government cheese" like they used to, because it the cost goes up 10x if the government makes anything.

But the reality is just handing people credit cards is not "feeding" the poor, it's just another form of welfare.

And now you have big food corporations fighting to keep EBT dollars flowing.

And you can't just hand it to the states to manage because big blue states brag about the fraud and get their cut.

You just have to end these programs.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (YZ84N)

102 Put ricin in the fentanyl

and shake it all up.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 04:47 PM (4NO2D)

103 The complaint we would get because they would call the church was "we don't want white people food."

Posted by: four seasons

What the don't want is food they actually have to cook. Too lazy to work, too lazy to cook, and their houses are a gawd-awful mess.

DH's office "sponsored" a family at Christmas. Took them all sorts of cool things, including a big screen TV. They complained that it was too small. Last time they did that little exercise.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 04:48 PM (GYqb1)

104 Then there is the low-level but "everybody knows" fraud of selling plates of food.

Buy the food with their EBT, cook it, put in take-out boxes and sell.
While claiming they need EBT b/c they can't work.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 04:48 PM (3cUTc)

105
Homeless kid asking for money for food. Asked him what he wanted to eat; he said Chicken McNuggets. Told him I'd buy him REAL food, not that crap...he refused.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

===============

He was probably fed Chicken McNuggets for the first 5 years of his life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 04:48 PM (XJ22o)

106 23 I'm on fenty, I can't run!" the man yelled as Shirley skirted off.

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He should by a music stand from Charlie Kelly.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

I laughed. Great business idea.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 04:49 PM (9ZFZd)

107 104 Then there is the low-level but "everybody knows" fraud of selling plates of food.

Buy the food with their EBT, cook it, put in take-out boxes and sell.
While claiming they need EBT b/c they can't work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 04:48 PM (3cUTc)

The Birth of Food Trucks?

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:49 PM (Gqar8)

108 Fraud going on with SNAP funds?? I shan't believe it. I simply shannot!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 07, 2026 04:49 PM (V362x)

109 > I don't even know how you'd begin to prosecute this.

Same way they prosecute stores selling booze to underage patrons. Send in undercover buyers. If they sell you something on EBT and give you cash, bust the hell out of them. Big fines. Remove their ability to process EBT.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (mkw2N)

110 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
More than 2 hours and a roundabout trip to get home

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)

111 Maybe we should outlaw Narcan.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (4NO2D)

112
A century ago, charity was local, provided by churches and local groups. Not only did those groups see to it that the need was genuine, most people then would have preferred to die rather than accept it.

Now? It's just a bunch of government money blowing around. Nobody is responsible for it and nobody cares what happens to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (eRlcH)

113 96 90 There are few things more dangerous than a self-righteous, drunk yankee on a mission to save the union,
----

We said that about Ulysses Grant for years and nobody listened!
Posted by: Victims of The War of Northern Aggression at October 07, 2026 04:45 PM (TN0g+)


Ass, handed to.
Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar

See, my observation holds up to scrutiny.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt)

114 I'm on fenty, I can't run!" the man yelled as Shirley skirted off.

========

He should by a music stand from Charlie Kelly.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

I laughed. Great business idea.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS

Don't forget the prototype!

-Frank Reynolds

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

115 93 Shub-Niggurath in Call of Cthulhu is being renamed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2GVsD)

I am going to take a wild guess on what the problem could possibly be and keep it to myself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

Cats can be VERY racist...
https://youtube.com/shorts/yGTnSoGVlVs
https://youtube.com/shorts/hnudJpWQpTk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (l3cgK)

116 He should by a music stand from Charlie Kelly.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

I laughed. Great business idea.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

Million dollar idea for sure!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (q7PvL)

117 Homeless kid asking for money for food. Asked him what he wanted to eat; he said Chicken McNuggets. Told him I'd buy him REAL food, not that crap...he refused.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


The bums in my little.town all share the same sad sack dog to lay at their feet while they hold up HOMELESS. ANYTHING HELPS sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (2WIwB)

118 Food stamps have become the new ATM for fraudsters
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's funny!

No, they have not.

They have BEEN an ATM for something like 40 years! (Maybe longer.) Welcome to the club, kid!

Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (kU0PQ)

119 The Birth of Food Trucks?
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I like how Food Trucks are granted a virtual free pass while local brick/mortar restaurants have to sweat bullets on when the next inspection by the health department will be conducted.

But hey! Buffy and Biff get to enjoy their trendy food truck lunch, so all's well!

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (TN0g+)

120 Homeless kid asking for money for food. Asked him what he wanted to eat; he said Chicken McNuggets. Told him I'd buy him REAL food, not that crap...he refused.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM

members of Our Bible study group years ago started carrying little snack packs of food for the homeless. A can of tuna/Crackers/Mayo with bottled water to hand out. Next week we got together to see how it went for everyone. The guy with bandage on his forehead and bruise on his eyebrow said "I suggest we don't include canned food. They hurt when they throw them at you".

Ungreatful bums don't want food. They want money.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (OkYzo)

121 There hasnt been someone that's actually died of starvation since like the Great Depression. Its obesity that's the big problem now. And here's your medicaid to buy Ozempic because of all teh junk food you eat that we pay for.


Its just sickening.

Posted by: Leupold at October 07, 2026 04:51 PM (YZ84N)

122 I am going to take a wild guess on what the problem could possibly be and keep it to myself.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


That people are stupid, ignorant, and enjoy forcing other people to cater to their particular stupid ignorant hang-ups?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (vJrRc)

123 Now? It's just a bunch of government money blowing around. Nobody is responsible for it and nobody cares what happens to it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM (eRlcH)

Local food banks might care, but yeah if the government is involved in any way it’s all “free” so who cares?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)

124 Homeless kid asking for money for food. Asked him what he wanted to eat; he said Chicken McNuggets. Told him I'd buy him REAL food, not that crap...he refused.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (l3cgK)

No one in the hood cooks anymore. It's all fast food, processed food or some sketchy chinese buffet.

Which is why Shameeka is so fat.

Posted by: Amos N Andy at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (Ll78X)

125 89 Shub-Gorrath

In other words, they totally butcher the Sumerian Lovecraft originally base the name on: Shub-Niggur.

Talk about whitewashing and colonizing another culture.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

Oh dang, you were serious? Almost as bad as portraying orcs as Mexican cowboys.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (9ZFZd)

126 During the Biden inflation, I often lamented, "how are the poor making it?"
As I knew how hard it was for me to pay bills and buy food.

I mean, I knew they all had welfare.

I just never knew how much.

At least 20% of this country is completely insulated from any economic difficulty.

Because I'm fucking paying for them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 04:53 PM (3cUTc)

127 Fenty me gently.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 04:53 PM (Cqx++)

128 Every program from Governments is a looting set up

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

129 39 The EBT scams have been going on forever, too.

Remember the stories of jugs of Tide detergent being used to barter for drugs?
They can buy Tide with EBT, everybody needs detergent, so bottles of Tide became currency in some places.

Like American whiskey amd cigarettes were as good as gold during WWII and the occupation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)

Their was an article about how a crack house was full of Tide and it confused the Police why.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 07, 2026 04:53 PM (gnaDX)

130 No one in the hood cooks anymore. It's all fast food, processed food or some sketchy chinese buffet.

Which is why Shameeka is so fat.
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Shameeka so fat when she sits around the house she sits...around...the...house!

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (TN0g+)

131
Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

132 You'll never guess how he beat the rap.

@nypost 5m
Elderly Portland train passenger cleared of attempted murder for shooting crazed flasher

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (nEUC6)

133 What the don't want is food they actually have to cook. Too lazy to work, too lazy to cook, and their houses are a gawd-awful mess.

DH's office "sponsored" a family at Christmas. Took them all sorts of cool things, including a big screen TV. They complained that it was too small. Last time they did that little exercise.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 04:48 PM (GYqb1)

This is why I've been selective about my Christmas giving. I pick the kids whose parents are in jail, so they are getting fostered. The kids also have to not be illegal (yes, there are programs that do not include illegals). I figure no matter how well off they might be in foster care, it still helps to get a little something from someone else.

I also refuse to do the gift card requests. That's just another form of resale by parents for drugs/alcohol/bad habits in most cases with nothing going to the kids.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (tOcjL)

134 That people are stupid, ignorant, and enjoy forcing other people to cater to their particular stupid ignorant hang-ups?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (vJrRc)

That too, but basically the problem is any word with the letter ‘N’ followed by two ‘G’s somewhere down the line.

The risk being that somebody somewhere might mentally combine and fill in missing letters somewhere and thus commit a thoughtcrime.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (6ydKt)

135 Their was an article about how a crack house was full of Tide and it confused the Police why.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

They wanted to skim the cash and the drugs. Gallon of tide just ain't the same.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

136 131
Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

The Gov't diligently drops tons of powdered milk into the ocean to keep milk prices propped up...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK)

137 Yes, a bunch of the "less regulated" street food vendors are selling product they bought with their EBT.

Funded by the taxes on the restaurants they compete with.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)

138 No one in the hood cooks anymore. It's all fast food, processed food or some sketchy chinese buffet.

Which is why Shameeka is so fat.
Posted by: Amos N Andy at October 07, 2026 04:52 PM (Ll78X)

It ain't so much that she eats processed food, but that she eats so damn much of it while sitting on her lazy ass.

Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (kU0PQ)

139 Shut it all down.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)

140 I don't even know how you'd begin to prosecute this.

I guess reducing food support and deporting foreign nationals who are facilitating it will help, but...
Posted by: FeatherBlade
--------------

Are you kidding? this is the easiest crime in the world to stop

- Put bounty on convictions.
- Use tracking of people, and what cards they get, and what they spend
- use tracking of purchases.
require biometric id for all purchases with snap
- deport any non-naturally born involved
- CLAW BACK from stores treble damages of any fraud found

There are a hundred tools that can be used, but the government doesn't give a shit because it is not their money, and local governments see it as a revenue source. They are all in a competition to steal the most from the feds so they can stay "ahead".

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:56 PM (TSNP/)

141
Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

__________

C rations. Ham and lima beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:56 PM (eRlcH)

142 The vast majority of "poor" people make poor decisions and have poor habits. There are very good reasons that they are "poor." Very few are total victims of circumstance. Even people with little money or struggles will eventually overcome with help, hard work, and perseverance. imho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:57 PM (RIvkX)

143 Reparations by another name.

I periodically get served content where well-meaning people go find homeless people and buy them some new clothes and give them a place to shower and sleep for a night. Noble enough, but about half the time the guy asks what they need and it's "my phone broke, can you help me get a new phone?"

Bitch fucking please. You can't put a roof over your head but you have an iphone with data plan? I think I've identified the first of your many self-made problems.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 04:57 PM (oqH4h)

144
Last two times I saw begger sign that I gave money to:

"please support the Uganda Space Program"

"Lazy. Like beer. God bless"

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 04:57 PM (Y8DZL)

145 You should hear this cat's accent...
https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:58 PM (l3cgK)

146 For starters, you have accountants go undercover and attempt fraud at stores. If they commit any fraud, you just shut down their SNAP privileges for that store (and this is important) any family members of owners. This will wipe this whole thing clean in months.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TSNP/)

147 They will try to kill you if you expose their malfeasance.

See also: Trump; Butler PA

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 07, 2026 04:59 PM (9UHVp)

148 Shut it all down.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)

---------------

I'm old enough to remember Trump saying, in his 2019 SOTU speech, that "America will never be a socialist country."

And me, sadly, saying: "Too late ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 05:00 PM (WqelK)

149 Comrade Flounder I'm in favor of that

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

150 142 The vast majority of "poor" people make poor decisions and have poor habits. There are very good reasons that they are "poor." Very few are total victims of circumstance. Even people with little money or struggles will eventually overcome with help, hard work, and perseverance. imho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:57 PM (RIvkX)
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I volunteered at a food bank some years ago. You could always tell the people/families that genuinely got cornholed by life through little to no fault of their own and temporarily needed a hand versus the regulars who treated the food bank like it's part of their weekly grocery shopping, because it was.

I found other ways to volunteer because having my generosity (and that of others) blatantly abused was not doing anything but pissing me off weekly.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 05:00 PM (oqH4h)

151 Long term, you set up work houses.

You want food? well, you gotta live here. Food is gruel. Doors close at 8pm and open at 6am. Only allowed to leave to work. ... Oh forget it, just read Little Dorrit for details on how it works.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:00 PM (TSNP/)

152 145 You should hear this cat's accent...
https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:58 PM (l3cgK)

Sounds kinda like Red Foxx after a bender.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

153 One particular spot for the beggars around here is at the median at the first traffic signal out of the mall. It must be a cash cow. Apparently someone asked one of them about that spot and the bum said they have a schedule and take turns because it is the most wanted site. And I do use that route about twice a day. Sure enough, I see people all of the time handing out money from their cars.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2026 05:01 PM (cmRvr)

154 146 For starters, you have accountants go undercover and attempt fraud at stores. If they commit any fraud, you just shut down their SNAP privileges for that store (and this is important) any family members of owners. This will wipe this whole thing clean in months.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:58 PM (TSNP/)
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That sounds suspiciously like RAYCISSMMMM

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 05:01 PM (oqH4h)

155 For starters, you have accountants go undercover and attempt fraud at stores. If they commit any fraud, you just shut down their SNAP privileges for that store (and this is important) any family members of owners. This will wipe this whole thing clean in months.
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Yeah, you have (in midwestern "normal" states) convenience stores where they won't sell you a 6-pack of beer if you left your wallet/ID in the car even though I'm almost 3 times the minimum age to buy the product. BUT, I'm supposed to believe that government can't put the same fear of God/government into stores who willingly participate in SNAP fraud?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:01 PM (TN0g+)

156 The folks I knew that got Reagan cheese just used it. It was just a 5 pound block of cheese and not much used for trading. I do know that they used to keep adding to your EBT while you were in prison. One guy we knew was in a couple of months and had $400 on the card when he got out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 07, 2026 05:03 PM (apFY6)

157 I don't even know how you'd begin to prosecute this.

Same way they prosecute stores selling booze to underage patrons. Send in undercover buyers. If they sell you something on EBT and give you cash, bust the hell out of them. Big fines. Remove their ability to process EBT.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2026 04:50 PM


Problem with that approach is the majority of states do not want to catch these people. And yes that includes some red states like Kentucky.


If you aren't busy look up the food stamp Kentucky pop train, it was/is a huge ebt scam. People go to walmart when the ebt cards get loaded and buy up every case of soda that they can. Then they drive to lexington or frankfort and sell that soda to a big buyer for 50 cents on the dollar for cash.


At the first of the month walmart would shove pallets of cokes to the front of the store to help these customers. Everyone knows it is going on, the fed says it is a state problem and the state says it is a fed problem.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 05:03 PM (I43vL)

158 The vast majority of "poor" people make poor decisions and have poor habits. There are very good reasons that they are "poor." Very few are total victims of circumstance. Even people with little money or struggles will eventually overcome with help, hard work, and perseverance. imho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:57 PM (RIvkX)

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"You get more of what you subsidize & reward -- and less of what you tax & penalize."

-- Econ 101, Day One

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 05:03 PM (WqelK)

159
Another scam is free school lunches. The whole school gets free lunch now, no matter the income of the parents/families. So a lot of these low income families kids get breakfast/lunch 5 days a week. They only have to supply food weekends and evenings. But that's too much for them, as they have internet, cigarettes, 3 cell phones, multiple cars, and government subsidized rent. Some schools actually pack food for the kids to take home on the weekends.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 05:03 PM (OkYzo)

160 >>Long term, you set up work houses.



Soylent Green Energy.

Solving the World's Energy Problems...with People!

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:03 PM (9n8wX)

161 This is not great music, but at least it's infuriating. I mean, she was trying to call attention to EBT abuse in Los Angeles in 2011:

Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Official Music Video)
***Explicit*** https://youtu.be/NzspsovNvII

Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Clean) [2012 VEVO]
https://youtu.be/lWDhFc6nN1Q

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (ke3zm)

162 We used to drink generic beer in our poverty days. Literally a black and white can that said BEER.

It tasted like Schlitz.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (4NO2D)

163 Hasn't Morning Joe and Mika informed us that this never happens?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

164 >>Another scam is free school lunches. The whole school gets free lunch now, no matter the income of the parents/families. So a lot of these low income families kids get breakfast/lunch 5 days a week. They only have to supply food weekends and evenings.


They also get fed through the Summer AND on Holdiays.

It's a total shitshow.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (9n8wX)

165 There's plenty of video out there of what appear to be recent immigrants loading up shopping carts with gallon jugs of milk. I don't think they drink it all. Do Hindus even drink milk?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (9UHVp)

166 Some schools actually pack food for the kids to take home on the weekends.
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That needs to end.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:04 PM (TN0g+)

167 Like I said, the problem is that the local governments love the fraud.

They really see it as GDP for the city, it makes their supporters with money (the store owner) rich, and it keeps their voters (the addicts) drunk and happy. There is no downside to them, as they live in the nice parts of the city.

Their goal - (CA, NY, Mass, ...) is to figure out how to steal more of this money than the other states.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:05 PM (TSNP/)

168 The corporate wing of the GOPe doesn't want to end EBT fraud either because it's a massive cash cow for Walmart and other megacorp retailers that keep their campaign coffers full.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)

169 Like I said, the problem is that the local governments love the fraud.

They really see it as GDP for the city, it makes their supporters with money (the store owner) rich, and it keeps their voters (the addicts) drunk and happy. There is no downside to them, as they live in the nice parts of the city.

Their goal - (CA, NY, Mass, ...) is to figure out how to steal more of this money than the other states.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus

Fraud IS the system.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

170 >>There's plenty of video out there of what appear to be recent immigrants loading up shopping carts with gallon jugs of milk. I don't think they drink it all. Do Hindus even drink milk?


Oh, they also use SNAP to buy product for businesses like cafes and restaurants.

The REAL suckers are the ones paying their Taxes.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:06 PM (9n8wX)

171 The thing is, if you start cracking down on stores that defraud EBT programs then a lot of these marginal stores and bodegas will stop dealing with EBT completely because it isn’t worth it if they can’t skim some profit.

Then the community groups start complaining about ‘food deserts’, the media picks up on it and does a five-alarm whine, and the Dems come in to save the day by lowering requirements/audits again.

We’ve all seen this movie before.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)

172 @ toby928

Me too. BERE. It was brewed by Falstaff.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:07 PM (J4Dwc)

173 Verily, is the third world, mon, come us. We now a turd world country.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 05:07 PM (QaH55)

174 37 I'm on fenty, I can't do HTML.
Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

Ace is morphing into Cricket

https://youtu.be/uR3iWewO4Mo?si=w0d5zxKe86ltX2xR

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 07, 2026 05:07 PM (k1E2D)

175 * BEER

fuk

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:07 PM (J4Dwc)

176 The REAL suckers are the ones paying their Taxes.
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There's a saying "Anything that can't go on forever...won't."

DOGE woke up a lot of people even on "our" side that the game of government is rigged against those who follow the rules.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:07 PM (TN0g+)

177 OT - what a putz:



Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
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Grateful for the swift and professional action to keep Minnesotans safe. This is exactly the kind of threat we need federal law enforcement working to prevent, and the kind of work that should remain a priority as we navigate a more dangerous world.
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ABC News
@ABC
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3h
BREAKING: The FBI arrested and charged an 18-year-old for allegedly planning a mass casualty attack in support of ISIS at the Mall of America, U.S. attorney for Minnesota Dan Rosen said. https://abcnews.link/vO0u2uK

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)

178 So the (drunk?) driver attempted murderer ... gave a clear view of his face, THEN decided to go ahead and attempt the murder. And victim got his plate. And all is on video clear as day.

I can't wait to hear about the arrest.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (vbXSk)

179 136 131 Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

The Gov't diligently drops tons of powdered milk into the ocean to keep milk prices propped up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK)

Is this a real thing?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (odBC9)

180 >>@ toby928


I remember being so poor, we just forgot that things like Soda and Beer were an option for people.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (9n8wX)

181 The complaint we would get because they would call the church was "we don't want white people food."

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4

"Fine, call Oprah or barack."

I don't think any free money can flow even with the best of intentions before corruption sets in. People abuse the system. Or the guy running it feels he's doing so much good and deserves a 3 week Carribean vacation complete with 3 hookers and coke.


5pm

Fox - The Five - Emily! - Madmani is a retard

CBC - MAID - the government won't expand it.

CNN - Russia plague. We're all going to die. And CNN is on the USS Lincoln! They care so much.

MSNow - Trump evil, helping pro-Russian parties in Europe.



Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 05:09 PM (Sco7b)

182 See Imam Mamdani today clams Israel for genocide

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

183 CNN - Russia plague. We're all going to die. And CNN is on the USS Lincoln!
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Push them overboard.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:10 PM (TN0g+)

184 Even people with little money or struggles will eventually overcome with help, hard work, and perseverance.

But people should not be forced to adopt such tactics in a nation as rich as ours!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:11 PM (guGkK)

185 >>Grateful for the swift and professional action to keep Minnesotans safe. This is exactly the kind of threat we need federal law enforcement working to prevent, and the kind of work that should remain a priority as we navigate a more dangerous world.

No mention of the fact that this terrorist was given birthright citizenship because his Somali parents were citizens when he was born.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)

186 Jessica Tarlov on The Five is just thrilled with Mamdani, thinks he is so charming he has Trump eating out of his hand. I take it she also agrees with Mamdani's attitude to Hamas. You can put a Democrat on Fox but you can't take the terrorist sympathizer out of her.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2026 05:14 PM (5BOLF)

187 179 136 131 Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

The Gov't diligently drops tons of powdered milk into the ocean to keep milk prices propped up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK)

Is this a real thing?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (odBC9)

Intertubes say it's not true...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

188 Interesting that the UK Media is speculating that the 5 guys that were caught near the RAF base might have had Diplomatic Immunity thus why they got bail

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 07, 2026 05:14 PM (gnaDX)

189 187 179 136 131 Old school: Government Cheese,government powdered milk,government canned meat, government canned beans.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 04:54 PM (OkYzo)

The Gov't diligently drops tons of powdered milk into the ocean to keep milk prices propped up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:55 PM (l3cgK)

Is this a real thing?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:08 PM (odBC9)

Intertubes say it's not true...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

Yay!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:16 PM (odBC9)

190
The vast majority of "poor" people make poor decisions and have poor habits. There are very good reasons that they are "poor." Very few are total victims of circumstance.

___________

"In my work, I've had a great deal of experience with cheap people. I don't expect much of them. As far as I'm given grace to, I try to love them, since in God's sight they are precious. I do what I can for them. It isn't much because there is usually little to work on. Many of them seem to be simply bad stock, bad blood - just what those things really are doesn’t matter... They have no chance because they are no good."

James Gould Cozzens, Men and Brethren (1936). The narrator is an inner-city minister.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:17 PM (eRlcH)

191 Interesting that the UK Media is speculating that the 5 guys that were caught near the RAF base might have had Diplomatic Immunity thus why they got bail
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

In the newest season of Lioness they caught up to part of the group that kidnapped Jo (main character) in a hangar. They all said they had diplomatic immunity so the dude from Jo's just shot em. Seems this woulda worked here as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

192 I do recall reading about the powdered milk dumping, but alas, I can no longer find it on the intertubes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 05:17 PM (l3cgK)

193 My now deceased brother in law was on the EBT, and when he got his funds, he'd have someone give him a shopping list and then head off to Walmart or Kroger and buy a shitload of meats. The person would give him about 50 cents on the dollar for it, and then he would buy his drugs.

As for his food, every Saturday he would get a couple of boxes of food at one of the local food banks to eat while he sat around getting high. Worked great for him and the person giving him money and the store. Store got full price sale, he got drugs, money person got half priced beef.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 07, 2026 05:18 PM (k1E2D)

194 188 Interesting that the UK Media is speculating that the 5 guys that were caught near the RAF base might have had Diplomatic Immunity thus why they got bail
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 07, 2026 05:14 PM (gn

I was guessing they let them go in order to track them back to their dens.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:18 PM (odBC9)

195 Interesting that the UK Media is speculating that the 5 guys that were caught near the RAF base might have had Diplomatic Immunity thus why they got bail
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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Foreign nationals out of uniform performing acts of sabotage on your soil may be shot as spies.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:20 PM (2UnvF)

196 >>Jessica Tarlov on The Five is just thrilled with Mamdani, thinks he is so charming he has Trump eating out of his hand. I take it she also agrees with Mamdani's attitude to Hamas. You can put a Democrat on Fox but you can't take the terrorist sympathizer out of her.

And she's Jewish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:20 PM (viF8m)

197 I was guessing they let them go in order to track them back to their dens.
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I'm still guessing they let them go because the UK is corrupt as hell and those running it no longer believe in anything of any worth.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:21 PM (TN0g+)

198 In her defense, Jessica Tarlov is very dumb.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (2UnvF)

199 nood somali engineer

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:23 PM (odBC9)

201 198 In her defense, Jessica Tarlov is very dumb.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (2UnvF)

heh

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:23 PM (odBC9)

202
CNN - Russia plague. We're all going to die. And CNN is on the USS Lincoln!
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Push them overboard.
Posted by: Crusader


Sharp turn to starboard. Oops!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

203
In her defense, Jessica Tarlov is very dumb.

She just signed a three year contract.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:25 PM (Cqx++)

204 Tarlov was born wealthy, married wealthy and appears to believe she floats above all of the troubles that Mamdani may unleash. She's in for a shock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (t9883)

205 Rich enough don't get bothered by less fortunate

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)

206 Then why are we still here?

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)

207 I met an old vet that gets $120/month of food stamps. He's white and when he has a latina or black checker they are surly with him. A couple even said those are for us not whites.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (xvV+O)

208 It's an entire circle of fraud.

The bums sell the illegals the food stamps for cash like 30-50% of its actual value for food.

The illegals go use the food stamps at full value to buy entire sections of things like sodas or meat.

They take them to their own stores or stands and sell them at a markup.

The bums get drug money. The grocery stores get paid by the government. The illegals get supplies for their unregistered stands and carts and make huge profit.

EVERYBODY is getting what they want out of it except the taxpayers.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 07, 2026 06:30 PM (lCHt6)

209 He should look at the blue barrel scam as well

Posted by: John at October 07, 2026 06:35 PM (eUgQg)

210 No mention of the fact that this terrorist was given birthright citizenship because his Somali parents were citizens when he was born.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)


I thought I just read they were not citizens when he was born, but they were here, so that's how he got his citizenship. As an anchor baby.

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 06:48 PM (ke3zm)

211 I just was in the local Publix where the EBT had come up short for the groceries for the lady in front of me. so she started removing twinkies and fruit rollups from the bags in the cart to get under the amount on the EBT card. this is not what EBT is supposed to do it is supposed to be for SUPPLEMENTAL NUTRITONAL AFFORDABILITY PROGRAM not a junk food bonanza. instead of fruit rollups how about actual fruits and vegetables and instead of twinkies how about a loaf of bread with peanut butter and jelly.
I grew up quite poor but we always had the basics to eat

Posted by: paulnjax at October 07, 2026 08:03 PM (PPnyU)

Jihadi Zohran Mamdani: I'd Like to "Grieve" the 1,100+ Victims of the October 7 Hamas Attacks. That Out of the Way (In Just Three Sentences), Let Me Now Explain Why Hamas Was Right to Massacre Jews and They Brought It On Themselves.

Oh no he didn't, you might be thinking.

But Oh yes he did:


Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor


This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.

The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government's devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians--including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them -- all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.

Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.

To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.

Note his justification of Hamas terror murders, kidnapping, and rapes is much more detailed and particularized than his brief, begrudging "Some People Did Some Things" blow-off of October 7.

Do you want the US to support full ethnic cleansing of the "Palestinian" territories? Because this is how you get the US to support full ethnic cleansing of the "Palestinian" territories.

And if you keep on justifying your cult's constant terrorism, you might see worse than that.

Keep it up. Keep telling us exactly what you really believe, and what you really have in store for us kafirs once you wipe the Jews off the map.


Noam Blum
@neontaster

"On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, let us take a moment to reflect on the lost beauty of Dresden..."



Last week, David Strom wrote that Islamists are increasingly brazen about admitting their plans for sharia law and the subjugation of non-Muslims -- but they get away with it because the communists they're in league with lie and say They Don't Really Mean It, Bigots.






After defending his fellow pro-terrorist Muslim Hasan Piker for a year, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed only now calls Piker to tell him to stop telling the world what they really think only because it's hurting his poll numbers.

Just keep silent until November 7 -- then you can let it all hang out.


Black and Jewish leaders are warning that they and many in their communities need more outreach. Multiple people relayed to CNN conversations they've had with El-Sayed in which he's asked for their support but also noted that he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.

...

"I'm not the Democrat the Democrats want, but I am the Democrat that Democrats have. And I am decidedly not a Republican. But this is what I'll tell you: I am a Democrat that Michiganders want," El-Sayed told CNN outside the food truck.

El-Sayed says he's been pressured to modulate his positions since he beat the more moderate Stevens in the August primary, though he insists he will not. But he talks less about the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, which spent $33 million through its super PAC trying to defeat him, and sticks more to frustration over high prices for ground beef, gas and healthcare.

El-Sayed has quietly made one concession: He distanced himself from Hasan Piker after campaigning through the end of the primary with the streamer, who's said that Jews who keep supporting Israel should worry about their safety and that America is "pound for pound" worse than Al-Qaeda. El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop, according to two people El-Sayed told about the conversation. Piker did not respond to requests for comment.

Republican Mike Rogers predicts that he'll win 50% of the state's Jewish voters.


Don't worry: "Western" "elites" will keep telling you that Muslims don't mean what they keep on saying.

The Bee:

bbhamasvideotapeditall.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:20 PM (y+Apl)

2 Yet NYC Jews vote overwhelmingly for democrats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 03:20 PM (I43vL)

3 He is asshoe

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

5 He is asshoe
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)



Agreed, but don't you have underwear to launder?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

6 Jihadi Zohran Mamdani: I'd Like to "Grieve" the 1,100+ Victims of the October 7 Hamas Attacks ...

BUT!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (odBC9)

7 off sh*tty sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

8 5 He is asshoe
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)


Agreed, but don't you have underwear to launder?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

I'm sure that's not the only thing he launders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

9 The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government's devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians--including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them -- all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.



Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)

10 All will be better when the US amends the Constitution to outlaw any and every flavor of Islam.

Things that will never happen for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 03:23 PM (D0X9e)

11 I’m literally nauseated reading this post.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 03:24 PM (W2Pud)

12
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)

Posted by the Gaza Ministry of Health. Counting combatants as civilians, counting deaths by their combatants as deaths by Israelis, then inflating on all counts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:24 PM (l3cgK)

13 Mamdani can go straight to hell without any preamble. What a POS.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2026 03:24 PM (cmRvr)

14 All the leftist retards throwing out the death toll numbers released by Hamas.

When Hamas is your 'most trusted name in news,' you've got a serious problem.


And there's no such thing as a 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)

15 Someone should hit him with multiple defamation suits...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (l3cgK)

16 This rampant Islamophobia will end when we take back Congress and defund ICE! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Ovx+P)

17 14 All the leftist retards throwing out the death toll numbers released by Hamas.

When Hamas is your 'most trusted name in news,' you've got a serious problem.


And there's no such thing as a 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)

Not after Israel bombs them into oblivion!

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (l3cgK)

18 I take it the new antisemitism task force is out today celebrating?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Sco7b)

19 16 This rampant Islamophobia will end when we take back Congress and defund ICE! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Ovx+P)

How many seals has she blown?

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)

20
They can't be thinking this Gaza stuff will bring them voters they don't already have.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Y8DZL)

21 Someone shared the link in the comments earlier today.

After reading Mamdani's statement, I *knew* ace would be posting about it because his comments really are that bad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (FZ29D)

22 He knows he can get away with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

23 16 This rampant Islamophobia will end when we take back Congress and defund ICE! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 03:25 PM (Ovx+P)


You ight take back Congress but ICE is funded till 2028

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (+gK6I)

24 20
They can't be thinking this Gaza stuff will bring them voters they don't already have.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Y8DZL)

He's targeting Leftists, Commies, Socialists, and Muzzie terrorists...you know, his base.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (l3cgK)

25 At this stage, I'd be fine if Israel had a continuous Mediterranean coastline that extended from Lebanon to Egypt, with a slight indentation where the Gaza Strip used to be.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (Av6i5)

26 Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue,
------

Let's take a look:

South Africa's crime rate remains high post-apartheid, with the murder rate estimated at 44 per 100,000 in 2023, making it one of the highest in the world.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

27 If the Gaza operation is a genocide so is the NYC police rounding up murders.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

28
How many seals has she blown?
Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)



Many. Many seals have been blown.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V)

29 Here's an antidote to Mamdani:

Rubio speech
Fox

https://tinyurl.com/mrvefmyw

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (odBC9)

30 I looked up lying pig-fu*king asshole in the dictionary. Sure as hell, there was Mamdani's picture.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (2WIwB)

31 27 If the Gaza operation is a genocide so is the NYC police rounding up murders.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

So many genocides! Trannies, Gazans, Palis...
/sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

32 Do you want the US to support full ethnic cleansing of the "Palestinian" territories?

Sadly but truthfully, I less and less see any other end to it, at least in Gaza. I'd still like Israel to try just crushing Hamas totally, which they honestly still haven't truly attempted.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (9ZFZd)

33 The best thing about Mamdani is that he's 3,000 miles away from me.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)

34 Bombing ambulances!!!
Bombing residential buildings!!!
Bombing journalists!…hold on a second

Posted by: Oglebay at October 07, 2026 03:29 PM (2ap+5)

35 24 20
They can't be thinking this Gaza stuff will bring them voters they don't already have.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 03:26 PM (Y8DZL)

They believe they are winning... Get out and vote to make sure they don't...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:29 PM (+gK6I)

36 Jihadis complaining about the Israeli response to Oct 7 is like the Mendez brothers complaining they are being mistreated because they are orphans

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

37 Let Me Now Explain Why Hamas Was Right to Massacre Jews and They Brought It On Themselves.
.......

He said with his Shit Eating Grin.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)

38 Keep telling us exactly what you really believe, and what you really have in store for us kafirs once you wipe the Jews off the map.

Shorter:
When they sat "First the Saturday people then the Sunday people" BELIEVVE them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 03:30 PM (NnhvP)

39 Where's Mamdani's wife?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:30 PM (odBC9)

40 "It instead continued through the Israeli government's devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians--including more than 21,000 children."

These numbers are accurate because they came straight from Hamas "Journalists". And Hamas would never use a hospital as an base of their military operations.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 03:30 PM (vbXSk)

41 They can't be thinking this Gaza stuff will bring them voters they don't already have.

Remember Biden said at one point he didn't need moderate voters.

The left argues that's because they are the majority but Biden also mentioned he had the greatest vote fraud operation in history so I don't think AES and the rest think they are going to get more votes from citizens no matter what issues they choose to run on.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

42 Congrats, NYC.

You elected this turd.

Continue all the reapings unabated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

43 Out: The Great Replacement Theory
In: The Shitty Replacement Theory

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (Av6i5)

44 High priority on any goatrapers here illegally. Get these fuckers outta here ASAP.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (y+Apl)

45 33 The best thing about Mamdani is that he's 3,000 miles away from me.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)

It'd be better if he was 7600 miles away in Gaza...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (l3cgK)

46 This Bombdaddy guy, he sure talks tough. He also bragged -- indeed, promised -- that he'd arrest Bibi when he came to town.

Bombdaddy made good on that promise by ...

Having the NYPD personally escort Bibi around the city and arrest a bunch of antifa types protesting Bibi and Israel.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

47 Eliyahu Pinchas Asheri at age 19 was kidnapped and brutally murdered by the fucking scum that call themselves "palestinians" . This was in 2005. To this day I remember this young man.

May they all go to Hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (nxLtX)

48 WTF is wrong with the other 50% of Jewish voters?

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 03:32 PM (98xTj)

49 Congrats, NYC.

You elected this turd.


Interestingly based on the numbers that were shared Bombdaddy only won because of immigrant/first generation immigrant voters.

This is why immigration is such a problem. Invaders come in and vote for invaders and the Jamey Carney demographic joins with them

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

50 Religion (not really) of pieces . . . of shit.

Posted by: Peaches at October 07, 2026 03:32 PM (hpNcA)

51 NYC is in the same US state as Cornell University!

Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:33 PM (odBC9)

52 WTF is wrong with the other 50% of Jewish voters?

Jews that actually believe in God vote rightwing. Atheist Jews vote overwhelmingly leftwing.

So when Bombdaddy rants about da JOOs the leftwing Jews assume he just means the believers and they are fine with whatever happens to them.

Of course the Jihadis, and honestly the whole rest of the left, see Jews, religions or not, as uber white devils.

Remember Sharpton didn't try and pull a pogrom on Christians...he did it against Jews...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

53 All will be better when the US amends the Constitution to outlaw any and every flavor of Islam.

Things that will never happen for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Not until Islam is declared what it is: Political not a Religion.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 03:34 PM (NnhvP)

54 Mamdani dreaming of collecting that sweet jizra.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 07, 2026 03:34 PM (2ap+5)

55 Where's Mamdani's wife?
Posted by: m
.......

Taking care of the goat in case Zohran is feeling frisky when he gets home.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

56 Congrats, NYC.

You elected this turd.


Interestingly based on the numbers that were shared Bombdaddy only won because of immigrant/first generation immigrant voters.

This is why immigration is such a problem. Invaders come in and vote for invaders and the Jamey Carney demographic joins with them
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
_______

Bombdaddy won because his competition was (i) a disgraced nepo sex offender that even Democraps grew to hate and (ii) a weirdo perennial loser that's been a joke for decades.

If NY had any semblance of a functioning GOP party, this election would have been ours. But we don't, so we got loser weirdo Sliwa as our candidate for the 500th time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

57 Got this in just after the Nood on the previous thread but reposted because I so infrequently have anything clever to write. Some will say I still don't.

I rate that 'Fair, but harsh.'

194 175 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for. Even the lefties can't do that. He was the most useless piece of crap ever to enter politics in the first place, and that's a very low bar what with Sheila Jackass Lee and Maxine Waters in the mix. Venal, stupid, reckless, with scrambled brains and a leaky white bread libido. What a POS.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)

Apparently drunk and stupid was a viable life plan after all....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:36 PM (QGaXH)

58 I looked up lying pig-fu*king asshole in the dictionary. Sure as hell, there was Mamdani's picture.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM


A small part of that is haram, effendi.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (0sNs1)

59 These Islamist thought leaders should be put on planes and flown to the country of their closest relationship, in the middle of the night, and given no re-entry permit.
Let the judges try to bring them back; then tag those judges.
It's time make America American.
_Andrew Jackson and James Monroe's ghost



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (pMmVV)

60 Where's Mamdani's wife?
Posted by: m
.......

Taking care of the goat in case Zohran is feeling frisky when he gets home.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:35 PM


She is with talerico having a trans party.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (I43vL)

61

Here in rural Wyoming we had a muzzie looking person show up on our porch this morning claiming he has tree surgeon skills.

The dogs were going crazy because they knew something was up with the asshole. He was dressed like a thug.

Husband told him our son works for the Forest Service here and we will check with him to see if you are legit.

The pos could not leave fast enough.

The pieces of shit are everywhere in our country.

Get dogs and weapons.

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (/QHx4)

62 Bombdaddy won because his competition was (i) a disgraced nepo sex offender that even Democraps grew to hate and (ii) a weirdo perennial loser that's been a joke for decades.

If NY had any semblance of a functioning GOP party, this election would have been ours. But we don't, so we got loser weirdo Sliwa as our candidate for the 500th time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

People in the know have said Sliwa was offered 10M to drop out and said no. More grifting to be had by being a perennial loser.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

63 So Mamdani is upset that the Israelis didn't just lie down and take it when Hamas RAPED BABIES and put them in ovens while alive. He doesn't think defending themselves is the right thing to do when Hamas tortured, raped and murdered both men and women, and took hostages. By defending themselves, he claims they are committing war crimes and "genocide." And yet, there is Hamas, just as big and evil as ever, not genocided at all, and supported by leftist asshats in the US.

I'm thinking this pig lives in an entirely different world than the rest of us sane human beings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:38 PM (GYqb1)

64
"Woke 2.0 was craaayyyy-zeeeee!"

--AOC waking up to the reality of Sharia law in a near future.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 03:38 PM (XJ22o)

65 I thought the death toll on Oct 7th was way higher, seems Israel brought it down to 1200+ , which is what I saw everywhere... so why did the muslim mayor say 1100????

Posted by: zigggggy at October 07, 2026 03:39 PM (EDeJ/)

66 The pieces of shit are everywhere in our country.

Get dogs and weapons.
Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (/QHx4)

There is an active mosque in Anchorage, and ragheads and baggie wearing Nigerian women too, but I have yet to see any in the valley. I think we would like to keep it that way. I suspect the long winters drive most of them away. One can only hope.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM (GYqb1)

67 New York Comic Con starts tomorrow, check the Furries to see if one of them is Talefreako?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM (2GVsD)

68 I am happy to see Mayor Mamdani speak truth to power. I will gladly become a muslim, chop my clit off and wear a bed sheet to pay back all those hateful white men who kept Hillary Rodham Clinton out of the white house.

Plus I look forward to being raped by Mohammed and the boys. Allah be praised!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and busybody at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM (Ll78X)

69 Remember:
90% of muslims are sub-80 IQ retards.
From centuries of fucking their cousins.
Yes, one here and there isn't, the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
But they in the whole are violent, cousin-fucking retards.

And they do not respect or care for or understand reason, logic or morals.
They only understand violence.
Loud, yelling, brutal violence.

And giving them anything less than that is seen only as weakness, that you are too stupid, too weak, and too cowardly to beat the shit out of them and kick their teeth in like they want and deserve.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

70 I'm thinking this pig lives in an entirely different world than the rest of us sane human beings.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:38 PM (GYqb1)

Well, you can define him and his as not sane (I don't, I think he's twisted and evil but sane), but there are a LOT of folks living there with him.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:41 PM (9ZFZd)

71 There are trees in Palestine? (wherever that is)

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:41 PM (UjdFS)

72 Mamdani is so dreamy...do you think he'd run away to ireland with me?

Posted by: Jamey Carney at October 07, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

73 I don't give a flip about how many of these sand rats and their offspring die. I would do a Dresden on Gaza in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 03:41 PM (nxLtX)

74 Bombdaddy won because his competition was (i) a disgraced nepo sex offender that even Democraps grew to hate and (ii) a weirdo perennial loser that's been a joke for decades.

If NY had any semblance of a functioning GOP party, this election would have been ours. But we don't, so we got loser weirdo Sliwa as our candidate for the 500th time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

People in the know have said Sliwa was offered 10M to drop out and said no. More grifting to be had by being a perennial loser.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:37 PM (YZ0Fo)
____

100%. I don't know if the offer was actually made, but it's clear that Sliwa was in the race just for the grifting. Pure greed and selfishness. He had zero.point.zero chance of winning.

I think Adams would have won reelection if he hadn't put a toe over the line of Approved Thought and been smeared and cancelled.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

75 Will the last decent person leaving NY State please turn out the lights?

Posted by: Too Late, They Done Left Last Week. at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (EdP2u)

76 59 These Islamist thought leaders should be put on planes and flown to the country of their closest relationship, in the middle of the night, and given no re-entry permit.
Let the judges try to bring them back; then tag those judges.
It's time make America American.
_Andrew Jackson and James Monroe's ghost

Posted by: Braenyard

Well, some super powerful Magistrate judge will say no way, and the Trump Admin, fearing being called Facists, will comply ...sigh

Posted by: zigggggy at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (EDeJ/)

77 Will the last decent person leaving NY State please turn out the lights?

And take the Statue of Liberty with them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (2GVsD)

78 New York Comic Con starts tomorrow, check the Furries to see if one of them is Talefreako?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM


How come you never mention us anymore, Ms. Puma?

Posted by: Bronie Bros at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)

79 Plus I look forward to being raped by Mohammed and the boys. Allah be praised!
Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and busybody
.......

Perfect. They like it dry and sandy.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

80 60 Where's Mamdani's wife?
Posted by: m
----

At a spa in Spain receiving an immigrant massage.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:43 PM (pMmVV)

81 New York Comic Con starts tomorrow, check the Furries to see if one of them is Talefreako?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM (2GVsD)
_______

I'm going. I go every year. No furries in previous years, but some hot half-nekkid "look at me" girls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

82 77 Will the last decent person leaving NY State please turn out the lights?

And take the Statue of Liberty with them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (2GVsD)

Thanks to its poem, even that has become shaped into a Leftist tool. Leave it there.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (9ZFZd)

83 Perfect. They like it dry and sandy.
Posted by: wth at October

I don't like sand. It's coarse, and gets everywhere.

-Anakin Skywalker

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

84 Perfect. They like it dry and sandy.

There's a 600-grit joke in there but not going there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (2GVsD)

85 It'd be better if he was 7600 miles away in Gaza...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (l3cgK)

I have noticed that all of these fabulists who claim poor Hamas is simply misunderstood and downtrodden, and only resisting their oppression, are nowhere near Gaza or Hamas. They run their pie holes but they don't actually do anything for anyone in Gaza, do they?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (GYqb1)

86
In all honesty, if I was the leader of a country that was invaded by the country/territory/whatever next door on a murder, torture, rape expedition directed toward babies, children, and women and civilians in general.

I would do everything in my power to scour the land of those a-holes, destroy everything they have , then push them all out and take the land over.

I'm still surprised the Israelis didn't do that. The palestinians have conclusively proven that they can't be their neighbors at all.

My special contempt goes to them then whining about the effects of the war that they themselves started. It's almost incomprehensible except as demonic animal aggression. That islam is some religion, huh?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (YSUhf)

87 NYS is full of decent people - we just need to cut NYC off from the rest of the state and push it out to sea...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

88 Perfect. They like it dry and sandy.
Posted by: wth

Huh, I thought they liked it furry and bleeting.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (q7PvL)

89
Well, some super powerful Magistrate judge will say no way, and the Trump Admin, fearing being called Facists, will comply ...sigh

Posted by: zigggggy
----

You missed the part about flying them out before asking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (pMmVV)

90 Interestingly based on the numbers that were shared Bombdaddy only won because of immigrant/first generation immigrant voters.

This is why immigration is such a problem. Invaders come in and vote for invaders and the Jamey Carney demographic joins with them
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)



60% of voters stayed home.

That happens, you earn the communist utopia you helped get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (ccf/V)

91 People in the know have said Sliwa was offered 10M to drop out and said no. More grifting to be had by being a perennial loser.
Posted by: BruceWayne
========
He hired his family to run his campaign.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (E4rtv)

92 I'm going. I go every year. No furries in previous years, but some hot half-nekkid "look at me" girls.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I think there are supposed to be some new LEGO announcements from there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

93 I'm going. I go every year. No furries in previous years, but some hot half-nekkid "look at me" girls.

Then there are the ones who are into body positivity running around in bikinis. Male and female.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (2GVsD)

94 Sent my Red Beret off to be cleaned and blocked.

Posted by: Perennial Sliwa Voter at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (EdP2u)

95 78 New York Comic Con starts tomorrow, check the Furries to see if one of them is Talefreako?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:40 PM

How come you never mention us anymore, Ms. Puma?
Posted by: Bronie Bros at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)

I knew a Brony. They actually seemed like a somewhat weird but harmless subculture.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (9ZFZd)

96 I read somewhere that Israelis got 3/4 of the 10/7 jihadis. I say , go for 150% !

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (AKptf)

97 A civilized person could agree with some Nazi policies on principle. Maybe the Versailles Treaty really did need revision, or maybe Nazi monetary policy really did improve the lot of average Germans, or some such shit. But the horrendous atrocities committed by the Nazis foreclose any decent person from expressing supporting for anything connected with Nazi rule. The Nazis were so profoundly evil that nothing they did could support a "but on the other hand..." type of defense. Even Leftist retards would agree.

I wonder why that principle doesn't work at all with the fucking Palestinians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (guGkK)

98 They run their pie holes but they don't actually do anything for anyone in Gaza, do they?

Where is Greta von Thule?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

99
I knew a Brony. They actually seemed like a somewhat weird but harmless subculture.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (9ZFZd)



Brony James will be a cancer upon the Lakers franchise for years to come.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:47 PM (ccf/V)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:47 PM (odBC9)

101 Once the Gazan kids are taught "there is a Jew behind that bush, go and kill him", they are of no use to society, and change is nearly impossible.

These not so precious children become Islam's tools, as Jihadists and suicide bombers (and lering center/Medicaid scammers). More merciful (to society) to kill them now, as they pick up weapons to use against free people.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 03:48 PM (vbXSk)

102 I'm going. I go every year. No furries in previous years, but some hot half-nekkid "look at me" girls.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I think there are supposed to be some new LEGO announcements from there.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (YZ0Fo)
______

I just go for a few hours, wander around, take some pics, and leave. If I see something I really like that I can't get elsewhere, I'll buy it.

But the place is a MADHOUSE. There are many people out there who take this very seriously. Some go all four days.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

103 cf: the Brony Killer aka Brandon Scott Hole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:48 PM (2GVsD)

104 Remember:
90% of muslims are sub-80 IQ retards.
From centuries of fucking their cousins.
Yes, one here and there isn't, the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
But they in the whole are violent, cousin-fucking retards.

And they do not respect or care for or understand reason, logic or morals.
They only understand violence.
Loud, yelling, brutal violence.

And giving them anything less than that is seen only as weakness, that you are too stupid, too weak, and too cowardly to beat the shit out of them and kick their teeth in like they want and deserve.
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Yep. And their "holy book" tells them to behave *exactly* that way.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

105 But the place is a MADHOUSE. There are many people out there who take this very seriously. Some go all four days.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I have a friend that goes to SDCC for all 4 days. Sleeps outside to get into panels. The full mogilla.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

106 60% of voters stayed home.

That happens, you earn the communist utopia you helped get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Do nothing Republicans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:50 PM (pMmVV)

107 Is ComiCon directly linked to the Decline of the West?

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:51 PM (Gqar8)

108 I can't look at Mandingo for more than a swift glance online.

If I had to draw satan as an adult, vs a red man with horns, it would be him. He reeks of evil through the Internet and his sheet eating grin.

In other news I had an eye appt and my pupils were so blown when I left they looked like I'd returned from an ecstacy party with hits of meth and a psilocybin sandwich for lunch. I could not read street signs. I think I got an extra dose, and now I know what I'd look like with dark brown eyes vs green. Not usually this bad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (hzuYO)

109 97 A civilized person could agree with some Nazi policies on principle. Maybe the Versailles Treaty really did need revision, or maybe Nazi monetary policy really did improve the lot of average Germans, or some such shit. But the horrendous atrocities committed by the Nazis foreclose any decent person from expressing supporting for anything connected with Nazi rule. The Nazis were so profoundly evil that nothing they did could support a "but on the other hand..." type of defense. Even Leftist retards would agree.

I wonder why that principle doesn't work at all with the fucking Palestinians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Germany got the same terms that they handed the French after they defeated them in the 1870-71 Franco Prussian war. Treaty of Frankfurt 1871. Massive indemnity, seizure of Alsace and Lorraine (which Bismarck opposed btw), occupation until the French paid up and so on.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)

110 106 60% of voters stayed home.

That happens, you earn the communist utopia you helped get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Do nothing Republicans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:50 PM (pMmVV)

Ennui should be only a French Thing.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (Gqar8)

111 96 I read somewhere that Israelis got 3/4 of the 10/7 jihadis. I say , go for 150% !
Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (AKptf)

They got one of the guys who kidnapped the girl from the music festival on motorcycle where she was crying and reaching out for her boyfriend (who was killed).

They blew his ass up with a drone and released the footage a few weeks ago.

The Israelis are going after as many as they can get like they did after the Olympics massacre.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

112 What the Project A-kon?

Foamy Squirrel's PSA from years ago about convention hygiene, I have to prove to YouTube I am old enough to watch it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)

113 I read somewhere that Israelis got 3/4 of the 10/7 jihadis. I say , go for 150% !

2,000 left.

The Israelis have been carefully reviewing video and other evidence to identify each and every Gazan who crossed the border on 10/7. (The terrorists didn't disguise their faces, which was an error.)

The Israelis intend to kill each and every one.

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (aD4fx)

114 "Do nothing Republicans.
"


How many of those live in NYC?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 03:53 PM (dCMJG)

115 amazing WaPo headline today: "Three years after Oct. 7, Israeli strikes in Gaza grind on and deaths climb"

Posted by: Commodore at October 07, 2026 03:53 PM (V6W16)

116 Is ComiCon directly linked to the Decline of the West?
Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:51 PM (Gqar
______

The NYC version is goofy and nerdy and silly, at least for people like me who aren't big comic fans, and don't care to play the latest video games that won't be out for a few months.

But it's shockingly not woke. You'd think it would be, but it's not.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

117 108 I can't look at Mandingo for more than a swift glance online.

If I had to draw satan as an adult, vs a red man with horns, it would be him. He reeks of evil through the Internet and his sheet eating grin.

In other news I had an eye appt and my pupils were so blown when I left they looked like I'd returned from an ecstacy party with hits of meth and a psilocybin sandwich for lunch. I could not read street signs. I think I got an extra dose, and now I know what I'd look like with dark brown eyes vs green. Not usually this bad.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 03:52 PM (hzuYO)

Maybe it’s scopalomine. Don’t let anyone make suggestions to you.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar8)

118 107 Is ComiCon directly linked to the Decline of the West?
Posted by: tubal
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It is more that it shows an unwillingness of a lot of people to engage with reality as adults.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)

119 2,000 left.

The Israelis have been carefully reviewing video and other evidence to identify each and every Gazan who crossed the border on 10/7. (The terrorists didn't disguise their faces, which was an error.)

The Israelis intend to kill each and every one.

Sucks to be you.
Posted by: The ARC of History

And they don't care how long it takes either.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (YZ0Fo)

120 I wonder why that principle doesn't work at all with the fucking Palestinians.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (guGkK)

The palis are just another tool in the commie toolshed to destroy the western, white,Christian world order.

See also homos, feminists and DEI.

Posted by: George Soros Jr. at October 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Ll78X)

121 I want all of them gone.
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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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15m
NEW: I'm told by federal sources that the parents of the 18-year-old man arrested by the FBI for allegedly plotting an ISIS inspired mass shooting at Minnesota’s Mall of America are both Somali nationals who first flew into New York in 2000 and were later naturalized into U.S. citizens. Mom in 2010, dad in 2017. It's unclear how they initially came in (visa, refugee, etc).

The suspect, Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud, was born in the US in 2008 before his parents were naturalized, and he received his US citizenship as a result of birthright citizenship.

DOJ says Mohamud's parents refused to speak with the FBI when they tried to make contact with the family last year when there were initial indications of potential radicalization.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 03:55 PM (kX27y)

122 Dear Santa:

I would like a few neutron bombs detonated at Mecca.

I would like every Somalian sent back to the paradise from which they hailed.

I would like every foreign national barred from ever holding any elected office in my country.

I would like every foreign national barred from ever being a police officer, prison guard, public defender, or teacher.

I would like a 75% “fee” on remittances under $10,000 to foreign nationals.

If this is asking for too much, then just give me the first thing on the list.

With hope,
Kathy

Posted by: Kathysaysso at October 07, 2026 03:55 PM (T9s//)

123 119 2,000 left.

The Israelis have been carefully reviewing video and other evidence to identify each and every Gazan who crossed the border on 10/7. (The terrorists didn't disguise their faces, which was an error.)

The Israelis intend to kill each and every one.

Sucks to be you.
Posted by: The ARC of History

And they don't care how long it takes either.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (YZ0Fo)

IOW they know how to treat cancer.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar8)

124
Right on Kathy!!

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 03:56 PM (/QHx4)

125 30 I looked up lying pig-fu*king asshole in the dictionary. Sure as hell, there was Mamdani's picture.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (2WIwB)

I rate this: 'Implausible'

Goat-f'er certainly, but definitely not a pig-f'er.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:56 PM (QGaXH)

126 Where is Greta von Thule?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

I don’t have any Greta Von Thule, but you can have some Greta Van Fleet:

https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

127 2,000 left.

The Israelis have been carefully reviewing video and other evidence to identify each and every Gazan who crossed the border on 10/7. (The terrorists didn't disguise their faces, which was an error.)

The Israelis intend to kill each and every one.

Sucks to be you.
Posted by: The ARC of History

And they don't care how long it takes either.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Something tells me that not one of those murderous assholes is going to die of old age...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (FZ29D)

128 Speaking of evil

@amuse 11m
CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (nEUC6)

129
DOJ says Mohamud's parents refused to speak with the FBI when they tried to make contact with the family last year when there were initial indications of potential radicalization.
Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 03:55 PM (kX27y)

Of course... Their spawn was gonna shoot up the Mall of America... From what I hear it is now mostly frequented by Somalis....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

130 On the BBG the nerd dipshits ( the entire male cast ) periodically got sexually aroused by the upcoming Conventions.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)

131 I would like a few neutron bombs detonated at Mecca.

I would like every Somalian sent back to the paradise from which they hailed.

I would like every foreign national barred from ever holding any elected office in my country.

I would like every foreign national barred from ever being a police officer, prison guard, public defender, or teacher.

I would like a 75% “fee” on remittances under $10,000 to foreign nationals.

If this is asking for too much, then just give me the first thing on the list.

With hope,
Kathy

Posted by: Kathysaysso

Best I can do is 80$.

-Rick Harrison

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

132 So tired of this bullshit. They do this all the time and the same idiots either fall for it or pretend to fall for it over and over.

1. Terrorists attack civilians
2. Terrorists retreat and hide behind their civilians
3. Terrorists lie about their casualties and play victim

Rinse and repeat

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)

133

Think how wonderful our country would be if we morons and 'ettes ran the government. I'm serious about that.

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 03:58 PM (/QHx4)

134
Think how wonderful our country would be if we morons and 'ettes ran the government


Well some of us anyway....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (+gK6I)

135

E. Brony and Ivory

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (Cqx++)

136 Sucks to be you.
Posted by: The ARC of History

And they don't care how long it takes either.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:54 PM (YZ0Fo)


The thought of these fat ugly jihadis getting run to ground just brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (guGkK)

137 Think how wonderful our country would be if we morons and 'ettes ran the government. I'm serious about that.
Posted by: four seasons

There wouldn't be any "botched" executions. I can tell ya that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

138 Think how wonderful our country would be if we morons and 'ettes ran the government


Well some of us anyway....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (+gK6I)
_____

The Blade for Supreme Court ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

139 137 Think how wonderful our country would be if we morons and 'ettes ran the government. I'm serious about that.
Posted by: four seasons

There wouldn't be any "botched" executions. I can tell ya that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 03:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

Bullet in the back of the head of kneeling criminal.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

140 Of course... Their spawn was gonna shoot up the Mall of America... From what I hear it is now mostly frequented by Somalis....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)
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Yes, many Somalis shop there with their welfare bucks. He'd have to aim carefully to avoid hitting them instead of the kafirs.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

141 There wouldn't be any "botched" executions. I can tell ya that.

A back-up woodchipper would always be at the ready.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (guGkK)

142 CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

The magic word is Baltimore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (y+Apl)

143 Jihad first everything else second

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (5EeHw)

144 CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

The magic word is Baltimore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Hamsterdam, yo!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:02 PM (YZ0Fo)

145 Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.

This reads like a parody of the left. I feel sorry for the Bee.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 04:02 PM (o3/x/)

146 96 I read somewhere that Israelis got 3/4 of the 10/7 jihadis. I say , go for 150% !
Posted by: runner at October 07

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I always held back from saying this here, but these are my thoughts.

- You know how Israel will swap 1,000 terrorist prisoners for one Israeli? I think they should have said it works both ways -- kill one of us, we kill 1,000 of you.

(There was more to this comment. Still holding back.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:02 PM (TSNP/)

147 Been a minute since there was a Christian “ jihad”.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:02 PM (Gqar8)

148 Yes, many Somalis shop there with their welfare bucks. He'd have to aim carefully to avoid hitting them instead of the kafirs.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

Muslims are mostly killed by Muslims. They don't target mosques in an attempt to kill whitey

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:03 PM (5EeHw)

149 142 CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

The magic word is Baltimore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:01 PM (y+Apl)

The girl made him do it with her white girl witchy witch spells and evil white supremacist thinking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

150 The Sunnys and the Shits are always killing each other. Tradition!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar8)

151 I read somewhere that Israelis got 3/4 of the 10/7 jihadis. I say , go for 150% !

I keep hearing about this Palestinian genocide, but the Israelis are honestly putting up rookie numbers of Palestinian deaths. They're gonna have to do better.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 04:04 PM (o3/x/)

152 Do you know which country has a huge wall protecting it from Gaza? Egypt.

Nobody wants the Palestinians and that's a fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:04 PM (viF8m)

153 131 I would like a few neutron bombs detonated at Mecca.


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Imma let you finish, but why neutron? Why not turn the whole place into glass. In fact, I think that is necessary.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:04 PM (TSNP/)

154
Ace has Jimmy T looking for some gayballz that he can have surgically implanted in his robustly studly body.

You heard it here first.

Or he's paired up with Elliott Page to do a photoshoot of "Twins Separated at Birth".

You decide.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 04:04 PM (ixS3i)

155 Of course... Their spawn was gonna shoot up the Mall of America... From what I hear it is now mostly frequented by Somalis....

There was a Hmong cultural festival scheduled for the Mall on that date, so lots of infidels to shoot up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 04:06 PM (aD4fx)

156 Ellen Page went to a whole lot of trouble to become an EMO twink.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

157 Casualties accounts are from them. First genocide where the population increases.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 04:06 PM (Wt1Rs)

158 Ace has Jimmy T looking for some gayballz that he can have surgically implanted in his robustly studly body.

You heard it here first.

Or he's paired up with Elliott Page to do a photoshoot of "Twins Separated at Birth".

You decide.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I was going to guess monkey pox, but figured somebody said that in the previous post.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 04:07 PM (q7PvL)

159 Do you know which country has a huge wall protecting it from Gaza? Egypt.

Nobody wants the Palestinians and that's a fact.


Soon to be former Congressman Shri Thanedar reposted a Republican stating that Communists build walls to keep people in, with a photo of Trump at our border wall.

He got massacred in the comments, of course. Democrats will never beat the accusations of being low IQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 04:07 PM (o3/x/)

160
I looked up how many mosques are here in our country. 2900 that are here. Now add in more that are not "registered"Hell here in Wyoming there are four at last count.

I gurantee they are all stocked with weapons.

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)

161 Speaking of Baltimore, it’s going so bad for the Orioles that they just laid off the Oriole mascot.

The Baltimore Orioles have reportedly cut 16 employees across departments, ranging from ticket sales and graphic design to food and beverage. The downsizing most notably reached the team's entertainment wing, leaving the performers behind the beloved Oriole Bird mascot and "Mr. Splash" without positions.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

162 That's all bullshit -- they are not killing every one responsible unless they kill every Gazan.

Yeah, I know, there might be some who are against it. Well, that is where the wisdom of our ancestors (and yesterdays grey boxes) comes into play.

Kill them all, Satan will know his own.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (TSNP/)

163 The thought of these fat ugly jihadis getting run to ground just brings a smile to my face.

Imagine having to anxiously check for drones every time you step outside for the rest of your life.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (aD4fx)

164 So I missed the "Talarico is missing " thread..... Wonder what's up ? Does he think he can just coast to victory ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

165 128 Speaking of evil

@amuse 11m
CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (nEUC6)

According to this CBS News story, the 12-year-old was DRIVING the car; the 15-year-old STOLE the car.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6dbnka

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)

166 Soon to be former Congressman Shri Thanedar reposted a Republican stating that Communists build walls to keep people in, with a photo of Trump at our border wall.

He got massacred in the comments, of course. Democrats will never beat the accusations of being low IQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 04:07 PM (o3/x/)

That muthafucka is not real!

Posted by: Peaches at October 07, 2026 04:09 PM (hpNcA)

167
Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them -- all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.

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Our tax dollars funded Hamas as they dug tunnels, accumulated weapons, and built rockets with antipersonnel warheads.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 07, 2026 04:09 PM (HLgI3)

168 This guy literally can’t catch a break from far right fuckheads, he’s painted as a “terrorist” and so on, and now the pro Palestine movement is blasting him as well. He’s there to acknowledge these types of tragic events, and he’s trying to bring people together not divide and hate, like the orange pedophile criminal fuckhead

Oct 7 was 3 years ago now, Israels genocide and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians is ongoing to this day. If you're sour about mamdani pointing that out then go suck a lemon.

Truth to Republicans is like holy water to a vampire. Remember when Biden said bad things about Domestic terrorists, they raised holy hell and accused him of hating white people.

Americas mayor is right, Israel is committing genocide and being protected by both republicans and democrats.

If you want an actual solution, the both sides bad shit needs to go because it keeps the country from giving the clearly better party consistent power to be able to do something about this.
Throwing in a republican every few cycles pushes us so far back from any kind of resolution as we're seeing with Trump + a fully republican federal government right now.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 07, 2026 04:09 PM (PkrKm)

169 So I missed the "Talarico is missing " thread..... Wonder what's up ? Does he think he can just coast to victory ?

He's getting his "bottom surgery". He'll be back in a few days, but now Stunning and Brave.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 04:09 PM (o3/x/)

170
Not interested in what goes on in foreign countries like NYC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)

171 170
Not interested in what goes on in foreign countries like NYC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)

Nice.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:11 PM (Gqar8)

172 The magic word is Baltimore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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'We gave them space to destroy' -- Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:11 PM (XeU6L)

173 If you want an actual solution, the both sides bad shit needs to go because it keeps the country from giving the clearly better party consistent power to be able to do something about this.
Throwing in a republican every few cycles pushes us so far back from any kind of resolution as we're seeing with Trump + a fully republican federal government right now.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Clearly better party...... riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

174 @BillMelugin_
·
15m
NEW: I'm told by federal sources that the parents of the 18-year-old man arrested by the FBI for allegedly plotting an ISIS inspired mass shooting...
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Quit fucking around. Due process is one of two things
1. fly the whole related family out.
2. shoot the whole related family.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 04:12 PM (pMmVV)

175 Cities over 200,000 are automatically suspect.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:12 PM (Gqar8)

176 He's getting his "bottom surgery". He'll be back in a few days, but now Stunning and Brave.
Posted by: Ian S.

I'm not sure he has a dick to remove. Probably smooth plastic down there like a Ken doll.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 04:12 PM (q7PvL)

177 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 07, 2026 04:09 PM (PkrKm)

Doesn't matter how many Joos are tortured, defiled, and murdered, it's ALWAYS their fault in the eyes of fools like these.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (l3cgK)

178 Our Secretary of State, the Magnificent Marco Rubio, gave a great speech in front of the (original) Parthenon today. And I do mean great. No teleprompter, which I think made it more effective and from-the-heart. He tied our (superior) western values and virtues to Ancient Greece. Well worth watching in its entirety.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (sFNX2)

179 Cities over 200,000 are automatically suspect.
Posted by: tubal
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Any city/town with a university.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (XeU6L)

180 87 NYS is full of decent people - we just need to cut NYC off from the rest of the state and push it out to sea...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

We need to amend the constitution to provide a mechanism by which the people in the unaffected portion of a state could vote to remand a portion of the state back to territorial status and ineligible for statehood on their own.

For example the people of NYS outside of NYC vote to kick out NYC.

See also how fast coastal California remains part of California if the rest of California had anything to say about it.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (QGaXH)

181 164 So I missed the "Talarico is missing " thread.
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

"Talarico is missing" ______

his muskiness!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (odBC9)

182 172 The magic word is Baltimore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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'We gave them space to destroy' -- Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:11 PM (XeU6L)

Leave space to Elon Musk...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (l3cgK)

183 >>He got massacred in the comments, of course. Democrats will never beat the accusations of being low IQ.

The truth is many in the Middle East don't want the Palestinian issue solved. Arafat sure as hell didn't. He was given multiple options for a Palestinian territory and turned them all down while stealing billions in aid money from the Palestinian people.

No arab country will take in Palestinians, even Jordan stopped. They like having the conflict since they can blame everything on Israel. This stupid farce has been going on forever. Until Palis stop coddling terrorists and take responsibility for their own lives this will just go on and on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

184 Doesn't matter how many Joos are tortured, defiled, and murdered, it's ALWAYS their fault in the eyes of fools like these.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

They are all powerful and will eliminate all who speak against them. That is why I speak against them everyday without fear of reprisal.

-Reddit tard

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

185 Cities over 200,000 are automatically suspect.
Posted by: tubal

50,000

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (y+Apl)

186 it's ALWAYS their fault in the eyes of fools like these.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (l3cgK)

They want it to happen

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (5EeHw)

187 178 Our Secretary of State, the Magnificent Marco Rubio, gave a great speech in front of the (original) Parthenon today. And I do mean great. No teleprompter, which I think made it more effective and from-the-heart. He tied our (superior) western values and virtues to Ancient Greece. Well worth watching in its entirety.
Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (sFNX2)

29 Rubio speech
Fox

https://tinyurl.com/mrvefmyw
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (odBC9)

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (odBC9)

188 If world peace arrived one day, no crime, no wars, no terrorism, no sickness, no wants or needs unfulfilled anywhere, everybody giving off nothing but love and happiness everywhere…

…the left would last one day before complaining that there was nothing left to watch on TV and no current issue for them to support/oppose to add to their social media profiles.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (6ydKt)

189 I have a bad habit, it would seem, of rooting for the wrong team. When I notice some party or organization initiating murder, rape, inflicted degradation, and abuse I have a knee jerk reaction to be against those qualities. But, the Muslims have shown me that these acts are humanitarian and necessary.

Any response by the party experiences these humanitarian and necessary actions does not have the right or obligation to respond in any fashion that would inconvenience the first party. Such behavior is qualified as "Genocidal Backlash."

Incidentally., look at the Wikipedia page that lists famous historical "Genocides". The first one they list (which they explain in great detail as still occurring) is GAZA. Real time editing of history.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (dIske)

190
Will the last decent person leaving NY State please turn out the lights?

And take the Statue of Liberty with them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (2GVsD)

Thanks to its poem, even that has become shaped into a Leftist tool. Leave it there.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (9ZFZd)



She's French. And tall. You'd need chainsaws to shave her pits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (y9nCu)

191 178 Our Secretary of State, the Magnificent Marco Rubio, gave a great speech in front of the (original) Parthenon today. And I do mean great. No teleprompter, which I think made it more effective and from-the-heart. He tied our (superior) western values and virtues to Ancient Greece. Well worth watching in its entirety.
Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:14 PM (sFNX2)

Yeah, no need to keep selling me. Rubio has slight edge for me for 28.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (Gqar8)

192 Only thing wrong with the youtube I saw of Marco's speech is that near the end it was interrupted by an ad from Talifreako, begging for donations. Jeez! talk about not reading the room.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (sFNX2)

193 It's almost like the people of NYC are getting exactly what they voted for.

Again, behold the now-empty bucket of fucks that I carry for leftists that vote for this shit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

194 These motherfuckers gonna talk about "that shit was three years ago" then go cry about slavery and cotton fields.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (5EeHw)

195 193 It's almost like the people of NYC are getting exactly what they voted for.

Again, behold the now-empty bucket of fucks that I carry for leftists that vote for this shit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 04:16 PM (oqH4h)

They pretty much refuse to spend a year or two in the communist or Islamist sh*tholes they talk so positively about.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (l3cgK)

196 The truth is many in the Middle East don't want the Palestinian issue solved. Arafat sure as hell didn't. He was given multiple options for a Palestinian territory and turned them all down while stealing billions in aid money from the Palestinian people.

If that goatraper had signed any peace agreement with Israel, he would have been dead within a week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (y+Apl)

197 194 These motherfuckers gonna talk about "that shit was three years ago" then go cry about slavery and cotton fields.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (5EeHw)

And conveniently leaving out the part about the Democrat Party War.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

198 No arab country will take in Palestinians, even Jordan stopped. They like having the conflict since they can blame everything on Israel.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)
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Some of that but also the Jordanians are seemingly smart enough not to import sub-moron IQ terrorists on purpose... unlike, say, Minnesota.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 04:18 PM (oqH4h)

199 196 The truth is many in the Middle East don't want the Palestinian issue solved.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (y+Apl)

Many such cases.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:18 PM (odBC9)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:18 PM (odBC9)

201 Incidentally., look at the Wikipedia page that lists famous historical "Genocides". The first one they list (which they explain in great detail as still occurring) is GAZA. Real time editing of history.
----

That's the value of historical printed encyclopedias. Virtually NONE of them have even an entry for "Palestine" prior to...perhaps 1967? And the ones that do have an entry for "Palestine" do NOT make any assertion that its a "state" or anything of the sort. Instead its mentioned as a "region" within Israel.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (TN0g+)

202 The episode of Law & Order where Trump raped Jeanie aired in 1996 and they still won't shut up about it.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (5EeHw)

203 201 Incidentally., look at the Wikipedia page that lists famous historical "Genocides". The first one they list (which they explain in great detail as still occurring) is GAZA. Real time editing of history.
----

That's the value of historical printed encyclopedias. Virtually NONE of them have even an entry for "Palestine" prior to...perhaps 1967? And the ones that do have an entry for "Palestine" do NOT make any assertion that its a "state" or anything of the sort. Instead its mentioned as a "region" within Israel.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (TN0g+)

When Britain had control over it, I believe they called it Palestine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (l3cgK)

204 Just saw the reference to Dresden

Fvck off you fawning David Irving fan-boi.

Dresden was a legitimate military target that the Soviets requested the Western Allies bomb. It contained vital command and control functions along with intact rail network useful to rushing military soldiers and equipment to face the encroaching Soviets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)

205
Soon to be former Congressman Shri Thanedar

Shri should have a wig duel with Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Cqx++)

206 Wikipedia is worse than useless for much of its information.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)

207 165 128
@amuse 11m
CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (nEUC6)

According to this CBS News story, the 12-year-old was DRIVING the car; the 15-year-old STOLE the car.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6dbnka
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)

October 4, 2026

The 15-year-old is charged with motor vehicle theft.

The police release did not announce an arrest or charges against the 12-year-old.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:21 PM (odBC9)

208 https://tinyurl.com/mrvefmyw
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (odBC9)

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (odBC9)

Thank you, going to listen now!

Posted by: Peaches at October 07, 2026 04:21 PM (hpNcA)

209
No arab country will take in Palestinians, even Jordan stopped. They like having the conflict since they can blame everything on Israel.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

___________

Every Arab country would be secretly pleased if all the Palestinians vanished tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:22 PM (eRlcH)

210 206 Wikipedia is worse than useless for much of its information.
Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar
_____________________

Sure. You know that. I know that. But, ask any College kid, or any random younger generation individual at random "where do you get your historical information?"

Guess the answer.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

211 Not absolutely certain but I think Palestine was a term used during Roman rule.And not for the entire region being discussed today.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar8)

212 The truth is many in the Middle East don't want the Palestinian issue solved.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (y+Apl)

Many such cases.
Posted by: m

I forgot to tag Jackstraw with that quote.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:23 PM (y+Apl)

213 WTF is wrong with the other 50% of Jewish voters?
Posted by: Butch


They're leftists who hate Israel and are all in favor of Hamas, who think Christians are as great or greater a threat to American Jewry than Moslems are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:24 PM (vJrRc)

214
There was nothing extraordinary about the Dresden bombing. It was a fairly routine bomb load and routine targets. The death toll was made much worse by Mutschmann's incompetence about civil defense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (eRlcH)

215 Will the last decent person leaving NY State please turn out the lights?

And take the Statue of Liberty with them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 03:42 PM (2GVsD)

Thanks to its poem, even that has become shaped into a Leftist tool. Leave it there.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 07, 2026 03:44 PM (9ZFZd)



She's French. And tall. You'd need chainsaws to shave her pits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----

On a historical note, the The Statue of Liberty began as a planned monument for the Suez Canal in Port Said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

216 Mamdani does not give one crap about Jews except for the few who may have voted for him. Once they vote no more care. Everything he says "nice ' about Jews is taqqiya.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (t9883)

217 The whole problem started with the Hebrews not doing what God told them to do.

Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (Gqar8)

218 Nood. Link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 04:26 PM (zZu0s)

219 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 07, 2026 04:26 PM (NcvvS)

220 o arab country will take in Palestinians, even Jordan stopped.

Only after they tried to murder the Jordanian royal family and take over the country.

It's like some people object to that kind of behavior or something.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 04:27 PM (vJrRc)

221 45 33 The best thing about Mamdani is that he's 3,000 miles away from me.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)

It'd be better if he was 7600 miles away in Gaza...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:31 PM (l3cgK)


Even better if he were 7600 miles + 6 feet away.

Posted by: a.moron at October 07, 2026 04:27 PM (X5Jzz)

222 Nood. Nick Shirley Exposes How Bums Sell Taxpayer-Funded Food Stamps to Scammers -- Often "Foreign" -- for Cash to Buy Drugs.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:27 PM (odBC9)

223 217 The whole problem started with the Hebrews not doing what God told them to do.
Posted by: tubal at October 07, 2026 04:25 PM (Gqar
____________________________

Yeah, that Abraham ("The Hebrew") dilly dallied around when he was told by God to kill his son, Isaac. I don't know what he was thinking.

Posted by: Orson at October 07, 2026 04:28 PM (dIske)

224 >>Every Arab country would be secretly pleased if all the Palestinians vanished tomorrow.

My old customer in the UAE had an associate who was Palestinian. He was one of a handful who was finally given residency permission in the UAE after years of waiting and proving he could support himself.

Even he took a pretty dim view of Palestinians.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 04:28 PM (viF8m)

225 JackStraw

212 The truth is many in the Middle East don't want the Palestinian issue solved.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:17 PM (y+Apl)

Many such cases.
Posted by: m

I forgot to tag Jackstraw with that quote.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 04:23 PM (y+Apl)

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (odBC9)

226 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 04:30 PM (RIvkX)

227 the nood is full of link

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (odBC9)

228 "I take it the new antisemitism task force is out today celebrating?
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy"

The Mandami plan to fight antisemitism is mostly getting rid of the semites. Then there will be peace.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 04:31 PM (GUOwU)

229 204 Just saw the reference to Dresden

Fvck off you fawning David Irving fan-boi.

Dresden was a legitimate military target that the Soviets requested the Western Allies bomb. It contained vital command and control functions along with intact rail network useful to rushing military soldiers and equipment to face the encroaching Soviets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)

But... but.... it was just plain MEAN! Americans should always remember to be nice during war. Always.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 04:33 PM (GYqb1)

230 204 Just saw the reference to Dresden

Fvck off you fawning David Irving fan-boi.

Dresden was a legitimate military target that the Soviets requested the Western Allies bomb. It contained vital command and control functions along with intact rail network useful to rushing military soldiers and equipment to face the encroaching Soviets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)


. . . and the Nazis inflated the Dresden casualty numbers by a factor of ten for propaganda purposes, then after the war the Soviets continued to echo the Nazi inflated numbers, to claim that the US and Britain were war criminals. You can still find the inflated numbers in a lot of references - 350,000 dead vs the reality of 28,000 - 32,000 dead.

Posted by: a.moron at October 07, 2026 04:33 PM (X5Jzz)

231 see update -- they tried to run down a Daily Wire reporter with a car, too.

Posted by: ace at October 07, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

232 400 million Hindu Buddhist Zoroastrians and Jews were killed in India by the Mandami conquest

Posted by: Avi at October 07, 2026 04:46 PM (yvqDG)

233 Speaking of evil

@amuse 11m
CRIME: Black 12-year-old stole a car and killed a 69-year-old man in the process. Baltimore prosecutor has declined to charge the boy. His passsnger, a 15-year-old white girl was charged with motor vehicle theft.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 03:57 PM (nEUC6)

Paul Kersey to the white phone.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (hmYU4)

234 Wiki puts Dresden in second place German civilian bombing deaths due to allied air forces in wwii. Were the top five due to the RAF?

Posted by: Goatweed at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (jK3NL)

Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico Mysteriously Vanishes for 11 Days As Campaign Comes to Climax

Mysteriously disappearing is totally a male thing to do and not something that Judy Garland would do on a pill-bender.

Joseph Chalfant at Townhall:

With just 28 days remaining until he faces off against Republican candidate Ken Paxton, Democrat James Talarico is nowhere to be found.

Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City. There, he was treated to a VIP fundraising dinner where attendees, like a filmmaker who labeled America a "shithole" and a group that advocates for child sex change surgeries, were charged $27,000 a plate.
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On Wednesday, September 30 Talarico was slated to speak with the U.S. Hispanic Business Council in the Rio Grande Valley, but instead joined virtually from a hotel because "his staff says he's ill and was unable to travel." During the appearance, Talarico claimed that he was forced to seek care at an urgent care clinic in Dallas, but social media users have disputed the timeline offered by the candidate.

Then, on Friday, October 2, the Talarico campaign chose to recycle footage from a February 22 rally before Talarico had even won the Democrat nomination, and tried to pass it off as current.

Next, his campaign cancelled an event slated for October 5 with the Central Texas African American Civic Engagement Symposium. The campaign has offered no explanation as to why the event was suddenly canned.

I don't want to spread any WITHOUT EVIDENCE theories. And like Candace Owens, I am not a medical doctor.

That said -- I think it's obvious that this is AIDS-related bipolar disorder.

He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Speaking of people missing from the campaign trail -- for some reason, Joe Biden, the Healthiest and Most Vital Man in the Whole of Christendom, is skipping out on campaigning for his fellow socialist civilization-razers.

Former President Joe Biden has been largely absent from the campaign trail as Democrats fight to win back House and Senate majorities in November, even as former President Barack Obama and former Vice President Kamala Harris step up efforts to boost the party's candidates.

Biden, 83, has kept a limited public schedule while battling advanced, metastatic prostate cancer. He has endorsed candidates and is helping Democrats raise money, according to a source in Biden's political circle. But the former president has made few political appearances this year.

The contrast is increasingly visible with four weeks to go until Election Day.

Obama is cutting ads for Senate and gubernatorial candidates, helping the party fundraise and preparing to hit the trail during the closing stretch of the midterm campaign. Harris, the Democrats' 2024 presidential nominee, is also campaigning across key battleground states, including a recent stop in Michigan with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed.

Biden has appeared at just a handful of political events this year. He spoke in February at a reception honoring his 2020 South Carolina primary victory, which propelled him toward the Democratic nomination and eventually the presidency. In June, he addressed a Maryland Democratic Party event.

One of the two statements below is true, and one is false.

Can You find the true statement?

Longtime Democratic strategist Michael Ceraso told Fox News Digital that some in the party's elite and fundraising class are concerned that "if Biden were to be pushed out there in any sort of way for virtual or in-person opportunities, he could be a liability."

Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."

Talarico's partner in weirding everyone out, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, denies that he's a dual citizen of Egypt.

One problem with that -- he openly bragged about being a dual citizen on videotape.

Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed told a Detroit audience in 2016 that he has "dual citizenship" in the United States and Egypt, according to previously unreported video. It's the second time he's been documented making the claim, even though his campaign now claims he was never a dual citizen.

El-Sayed made the remark about his dual citizenship onstage at a GlobeMed conference in Detroit, where the far-left Democrat served as the city's health director at the time.

"I carry dual citizenship, and I grew up spending most of my summers in another country where I understood what it meant not to have the right to self-govern," said El-Sayed, whose parents emigrated from Egypt to the Detroit area in 1978.

El-Sayed went on to tell a story, one he still tells on the campaign trail a decade later, that he was questioned by Egyptian police during one of those summer visits for publicly cursing Hosni Mubarak, Egypt's president at the time.

The newly revealed 2016 video marks at least the second time El-Sayed has publicly claimed to have Egyptian status. His academic résumé stated in 2014 that he was a citizen of the United States and Egypt, the Washington Free Beacon previously reported.

El-Sayed's campaign told the Free Beacon, which reported in January on the dual citizenship claim made on his résumé, that El-Sayed was mistaken about his citizenship status.

Uh huh.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 02:19 PM (bFu5X)

2 Dem donors are running a train on him.

It's for the generational wealth of the consultants on Talarico's campaign, and he'll do anything for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:19 PM (RWrid)

3 fist!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2026 02:19 PM (/Tf3l)

4 3rd

Posted by: doug at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (B1+sW)

5 not my day

Posted by: doug at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (B1+sW)

6 monkeypox laid twinkerico out?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (/Tf3l)

7 Talarico will lose by double digits and all the Dems will say "We'll get Texas next time!!!!!".

Posted by: Martbell at October 07, 2026 02:21 PM (as6X5)

8 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

9 He had a facelift.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 02:23 PM (UjdFS)

10 That said -- I think it's obvious that this is AIDS-related bipolar disorder.

——-

You are simply asking reasonable questions here.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 >>> 8 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

It's Raining Men?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 07, 2026 02:23 PM (3mtzY)

12 I'm pretty sure Jasmine would show up, dressed to the nines, with her eyelashes on, and her nails sharpened, wherever there is a camera. Democrats missed an opportunity.

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (2Xqig)

13 He may not even want to be in Congress. He just wants to pile up the money for himself ( as opposed to those who pile up the money after they get elected) and go off someplace else . Because don't they get to keep the money they raised for their campaigns?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (JrHfD)

14 Mysteriously disappearing is totally a male thing to do and not something that Judy Garland would do on a pill-bender.


He probably went hiking in the Andes with a male campaign stiffer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (V4M8q)

15 "...where I understood what it meant to not have the right to self govern."

He understands it so well he wants to put Sharia Law in place.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 07, 2026 02:25 PM (47/pr)

16 >>>Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico Mysteriously Vanishes for 11 Days As Campaign Comes to Climax

or

As Campaign Comes to an End

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:25 PM (odBC9)

17 13 He may not even want to be in Congress. He just wants to pile up the money for himself ( as opposed to those who pile up the money after they get elected) and go off someplace else . Because don't they get to keep the money they raised for their campaigns?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (JrHfD)


No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 He knows the Dallas, Austin, San Antonio and Houston cheat machines are dialed up to 12 and doesn’t need to worry about campaigning.

Posted by: Tinfoil Hat On at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (m0XZl)

19 5 not my day
Posted by: doug at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (B1+sW)

-->this close<--

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (odBC9)

20 Talarico ,after the fundraiser, went the the East Village and found true love. Butt sex tops his Senate race.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 02:27 PM (t9883)

21 Maybe he's prepping to debate Ken Paxton.
Early voting starts Monday, Oct. 19th.
Come on Texas, Do Not Elect this Freak!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 02:27 PM (NpAcC)

22 Talarico ,after the fundraiser, went the the East Village and found true love. Butt sex tops his Senate race.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 02:27 PM


In his case it probably bottoms his senate race.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (bFu5X)

23 Talarico will lose by double digits and all the Dems will say "We'll get Texas next time!!!!!".

Posted by: Martbell at October 07, 2026 02:21 PM (as6X5)

We already wouldda done won Texas if all y'all racist Democrats wouldda voted for me in the primary!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)

24 Perhaps he has a bad case of the butt-flu and is breaking out an caposis sarcomas.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (JNTt1)

25 I do NOTb want to hear the word "climax" in the same sentence as "Talarico." Nauseating beyond toleration.

And odds are still 50-50 that he's twink-leaning, which means "I like them to at least look underage, if possible."

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

26 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

It's Raining Men?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 07, 2026 02:23 PM (3mtzY)

Close.

He's got the Monkeypox.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:29 PM (gLYp7)

27 The left spent months saying McConeell needed to retire for missing so much time from work. I’m sure they will be demanding the same of Talarico.

Posted by: Fantasy World at October 07, 2026 02:29 PM (m0XZl)

28 14 Mysteriously disappearing is totally a male thing to do and not something that Judy Garland would do on a pill-bender.


He probably went hiking in the Andes with a male campaign stiffer.

Stiffer? Is that what they call them now?

Maybe he's with the Gov candidate from Florida on a meth fueled butt-f party.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 07, 2026 02:29 PM (pLaQB)

29 >> Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico

Hahaha

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 02:30 PM (9eNmI)

30 He's a lefty. There is no stigma for saying he has Covid for the 8th time, it's a badge of honor.

This would be a great time for him to tell all voters to get boosted.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 07, 2026 02:30 PM (E2K/A)

31 I saw Biden and his nurse/wife/autopen operator at a Planned Parenthood event a week or so ago. What's left of his decaying brain is almost gone.

He could barely stand at the lectern and give a very short speech which pretty incoherent. Not that anyone wants him on the campaign trail but I don't he's even capable anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 02:30 PM (viF8m)

32 7 Talarico will lose by double digits and all the Dems will say "We'll get Texas next time!!!!!".

Works for me.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)

33 17 No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

Living expenses count if you're always running for office.

Plus, the cronie cutout process where you pay connected people for services that they never render who then pay you part of that money back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (RWrid)

34 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.

You know who else was all buttoned up, waiting for things to drop?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Riz8t)

35 Talarico has Stage 4 Holy-Shit-I'm-Losing-- Better-Hide-Under-the-Bed-and-Whimper-itis.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (Av6i5)

36 8 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

Talarico's balls?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sDWtc)

37 Attending McCain's funeral? Too soon?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (wxsGM)

38 There is no other Dem whose loss would make me happier than Talarico. The guy is a serious creep

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (9eNmI)

39 23 Talarico will lose by double digits and all the Dems will say "We'll get Texas next time!!!!!".

Posted by: Martbell at October 07, 2026 02:21 PM (as6X5)

We already wouldda done won Texas if all y'all racist Democrats wouldda voted for me in the primary!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)

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"Shit...it's a counterfactual that we can't actually counter convincingly on an emotional level...Now the black electorate is primed to teach the rest of the party a lesson. I hope this doesn't have further implications in the next couple of years."
-the DNC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (RWrid)

40 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

Talarico's balls?


Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)

41 He wanted to turn Texas blue; now he just feels blue. Close enough.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Av6i5)

42 >>> 17 13 He may not even want to be in Congress. He just wants to pile up the money for himself ( as opposed to those who pile up the money after they get elected) and go off someplace else . Because don't they get to keep the money they raised for their campaigns?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (JrHfD)


No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

You *can* pay your wife for your election advertising.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (3mtzY)

43 I heard he was having both botox and bleaching to his nethers to spruce up for a victory.

Complete with psychodelic med therapy and his chakras aligned.

Totally normal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (hzuYO)

44 32 7 Talarico will lose by double digits and all the Dems will say "We'll get Texas next time!!!!!".

Works for me.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)

=====

*watches Texas go hard right for nearly a decade straight*

"Democrats are going to win Texas because of polls!"
-like, 1/3 of the online right, summer 2028

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (RWrid)

45 Do remember Biden spent the entire campaign in the basement and “won”. Democrats don’t have to campaign or get votes and they still magically win.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (m0XZl)

46 36 8 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

Talarico's balls?
Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (sDWtc)
========
Bootygig's butt-plug is about to fall out and Talasqueekhole wants to be there for the blessed event.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (JNTt1)

47 45 Do remember Biden spent the entire campaign in the basement and “won”. Democrats don’t have to campaign or get votes and they still magically win.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (m0XZl)

========

Did he win Texas that way?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:34 PM (RWrid)

48 He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Could be the monkeypox.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 02:34 PM (guGkK)

49 Do remember Biden spent the entire campaign in the basement and “won”. Democrats don’t have to campaign or get votes and they still magically win.

And NOTHING has changed since then.
(Do I need to say it?)

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:34 PM (Riz8t)

50 He's got "the AIDS crazies."


My guess was bleeding anal shankers, but then AIDS crazies works too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:34 PM (2WIwB)

51 I like Talarico's commercial where he slams career politicians. He's been in the Texas Legislature for almost nine years and looking to get another six in the US Senate.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

52 Polls are for strippers -- and James Talarico's anus.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Av6i5)

53 Corruption is off the charts.

I think Talarico will win. Unless republicans in TX get out and vote a s if Trump was on the ballot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (W2Pud)

54 There is no other Dem whose loss would make me happier than Talarico. The guy is a serious creep

--

I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (qBdHI)

55 49 Do remember Biden spent the entire campaign in the basement and “won”. Democrats don’t have to campaign or get votes and they still magically win.

And NOTHING has changed since then.
(Do I need to say it?)

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:34 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Also, Biden lost Texas by 6 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (RWrid)

56 He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Could be the monkeypox.


It's neither. He's got the Russian pneumonic plague.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (Riz8t)

57 He's going to come back as Jane Talarico.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

58 Talarico will make the 2026 list of "What got stuck up your ass" list...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

59 Windsock image, for the next gub thread:
https://shorturl.at/j07Wa

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (3mtzY)

60 Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."

That's Stacy Abrams and a couple of gay guys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (guGkK)

61 40 The campaign is buttoned up to prepare a defense for whatever is about to drop.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (gLYp7)

Talarico's balls?

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)


There is some evidence that even Columbo wouldn't look for.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (2WIwB)

62 Maybe he is hiking the Appalachian trail with a new boyfriend?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (36x1j)

63 62 Maybe he is hiking the Appalachian trail with a new boyfriend?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (36x1j)

Is that what they call it now-a-days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (l3cgK)

64 Quoting people who brag about being dual citizens is racist.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (5EeHw)

65 62 Maybe he is hiking the Appalachian trail with a new boyfriend?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 02:36 PM (36x1j)

=

It's gonna turn out that he's the straightest dude ever, but he put on this mask of gayness and trans-friendliness because it was the only way to power in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (RWrid)

66 As I said in an earlier comment, I think the little creep is trying to run out the clock to avoid debating Paxton.

I have no idea how good Paxton is on the stage.

But the little shitcreep would get buttfucked by an autistic 11 year old girl.

He can't even respond coherently to a softball question at a campaign event. He gets all flustered and nervous and starts babbling, like instead of snorting the K off the fratbro's dick, he snorted the dick off the K.

I assume Paxton would absolutely murder him in a debate. Which is why I think he's ducking the public and trying to run out the clock.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

67 45 Do remember Biden spent the entire campaign in the basement and “won”. Democrats don’t have to campaign or get votes and they still magically win.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:33 PM (m0XZl)

No, you're right.

And just like then, the entire country is on Covid lockdown and voting by mail and nobody has done anything at all about voter rolls, voter integrity, or voter fraud.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)

68 Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."

--

I laugh at stuff like this. I mean, really...she knows "tons of Americans" that love Biden? How does she know this? Has she literally canvassed millions of people where they confess this love? It is to laugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (qBdHI)

69 ***Obama is cutting ads for Senate and gubernatorial candidates
---

Oh, please Mr. Lightbringer, take your light into the neighborhoods, they so love you when you tell them what to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (pMmVV)

70 How desperate does a candidate have to be to ask Kamala Harris to campaign for him?

Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (zLW0P)

71 66 I assume Paxton would absolutely murder him in a debate. Which is why I think he's ducking the public and trying to run out the clock.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Talarico has been challenging Paxton to a debate for weeks.

Even offered to do it on FoxNews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (RWrid)

72 "Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico"

Rootin'-Tootin'

Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (zZSxi)

73 Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

It turns out you can just say things.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (5EeHw)

74 The only unanswered question at this stage is:

Talarico -- top or bottom?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Av6i5)

75 He gets all flustered and nervous and starts babbling, like instead of snorting the K off the fratbro's dick, he snorted the dick off the K.

Only at the HQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Riz8t)

76 When he made that comment "lay back...." no one batted an eye.

The reason is because he was a drunk and often said stupid things. He would often say quips and they usually had nothing to do with the previous story, so I think most people just didn't make the connection to the story about the girl and his quip. (at least, my family did not notice any reaction. Maybe there was one but it was not shock.)

The next day though, when he was not on and they gave an apology, we had to think about what it was he said that they were even apologizing for.

You see, his real problem, and the reason everyone thought he was going to be gone soon anyway, is that he was a drunk. On some nights he would slur his words and stumble as he gave the weather report. It was kinda funny, but kinda sad. I still think that was why he got fired. Stupid quips were not that unusual on the news in those days. OK, that one was insensitive, but I think really people were just fed up with him being publicly drunk every night. Very sad story, that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (TSNP/)

77 It's gonna turn out that he's the straightest dude ever, but he put on this mask of gayness and trans-friendliness because it was the only way to power in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (RWrid)

Talarico is a grad student at Cornell?!?!??!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (gLYp7)

78 Talarico's commercial where he slams career politicians. He's been in the Texas Legislature for almost nine years and looking to get another six in the US Senate.
Posted by: polynikes

To be fair 9 years is rookie numbers compared to the likes of McConnell, Pelosi, Grassley, etc.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (m0XZl)

79 ***Talarico's partner in weirding everyone out, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, denies that he's a dual citizen of Egypt.
---

Ah, So, he's a straight up Egyptian.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (pMmVV)

80 74 The only unanswered question at this stage is:

Talarico -- top or bottom?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Av6i5)

Afraid to say this...the power of AND?....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

81 Talarico's partner in weirding everyone out, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, denies that he's a dual citizen of Egypt.

One problem with that -- he openly bragged about being a dual citizen on videotape.

===

AWKWARD!

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (AKptf)

82 It could be a sign that Talarico's entire campaign is prolapsing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (guGkK)

83 79 ***Talarico's partner in weirding everyone out, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, denies that he's a dual citizen of Egypt.
---

Ah, So, he's a straight up Egyptian.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (pMmVV)

He doesn't walk like an Egyptian...

Posted by: The Bangles at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (l3cgK)

84 He may not even want to be in Congress. He just wants to pile up the money for himself ( as opposed to those who pile up the money after they get elected) and go off someplace else . Because don't they get to keep the money they raised for their campaigns?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (JrHfD)


No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

You are technically correct. But .. there are a million ways around that and everyone knows it. The campaign money that losing candidates raised almost always ends up in their pockets, somehow.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

85 Plus, the cronie cutout process where you pay connected people for services that they never render who then pay you part of that money back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (RWrid

Are you suggesting that democrats don’t follow the letter of the law with elections? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 "One problem with that -- he openly bragged about being a dual citizen on videotape."

Doesn't count. It was Taqiyya Tuesday.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (r7+Q7)

87 Dual citizenship is why I never supported Oz . You can't bargain with me that if you won you would give up dual citizenship. I assume he still has his Turkish citizenship.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (KC5Lt)

88 Most Texicans are dumb, like stump dumb, hell they made me governor once. But they aren't stupid enough to vote for that faggot Talarico

Posted by: Zombie Ann Richards, Old Battleaxe at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (Ll78X)

89 57 He's going to come back as Jane Talarico.
Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

... to come out as...

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (odBC9)

90 81 Talarico's partner in weirding everyone out, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, denies that he's a dual citizen of Egypt.

One problem with that -- he openly bragged about being a dual citizen on videotape.

===

AWKWARD!

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (AKptf)

======

I've posted a couple of xeets about El-Sayed today.

A fight is brewing between El-Sayed's campaign and the black power centers in Michigan.

The black power centers are saying that El-Sayed is ignoring them.

El-Sayed's campaign is pretty much saying, "yup...we don't need you."

@IAPolls2022
CNN: Abdul El-Sayed says he’ll win Michigan by 7 points. Leading state Democrats privately aren’t sure he’ll win at all — and Black and Jewish leaders say his campaign has told them he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (RWrid)

91 I assume Paxton would absolutely murder him in a debate. Which is why I think he's ducking the public and trying to run out the clock.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Talarico has been challenging Paxton to a debate for weeks.

Even offered to do it on FoxNews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (RWrid)
______

Yea, on November 4th

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

92 He's going to come back as Jane Talarico.

Well, I guess I won't be going to see any of his movies, then.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

93 Doesn't count. It was Taqiyya Tuesday.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd

What about Wahabbi Wednesday?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (y+Apl)

94 What's the code for "gerbil removal from the rectum" in that medical coding system?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (oPFtC)

95 you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

You are technically correct. But .. there are a million ways around that and everyone knows it. The campaign money that losing candidates raised almost always ends up in their pockets, somehow.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

He donates the money to a pac and the pac hires him at a nice solid mid 6-figure salary.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (m0XZl)

96 Doesn't count. It was Taqiyya Tuesday.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd


Copyright that quick before it goes viral.

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (Av6i5)

97 85 Plus, the cronie cutout process where you pay connected people for services that they never render who then pay you part of that money back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (RWrid

Are you suggesting that democrats don’t follow the letter of the law with elections? 🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

I believe this particular setup is totally and completely legal.

Pay a company for services.

Company charges whatever for services.

Campaign pays.

Campaign ends, company hires candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (RWrid)

98 ***Is it really possible to go from NYC fundraiser to a Dallas urgent care in a few hours?
---

Who would want to go into NYC/DEI Urgent care?
Even Talarico's not that dumb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pMmVV)

99 @IAPolls2022
CNN: Abdul El-Sayed says he’ll win Michigan by 7 points. Leading state Democrats privately aren’t sure he’ll win at all — and Black and Jewish leaders say his campaign has told them he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (RWrid)

Community of Egypt! Total de-nile!

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (AKptf)

100 Honestly, most Democrats would have a better chance at being elected if they never appeared in public before the election.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 07, 2026 02:43 PM (N1DT3)

101 "Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico Mysteriously Vanishes for 11 Days As Campaign Comes to Climax"


I'm going to guess he is not with his mistress in South America.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 02:43 PM (GUOwU)

102 17th A needs repeal. There would be no reason to go to NY to campaign in Texas. In fact, there would be no direct Senate campaign. the donor dollars would have to go to the legislature, not the Senate candidates.

Why did the states give up their legislature's power?

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 02:43 PM (Wt1Rs)

103 To be fair 9 years is rookie numbers compared to the likes of McConnell, Pelosi, Grassley, etc.
Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (m0XZ

What's fair is if he wins he would seek reelection which would make it a total of 21 years as a politician. Pretty much a career .

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 02:43 PM (KC5Lt)

104 Maybe he and his husband had a baby, like Lloyd Austin during the Biden administration.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (TSNP/)

105 I've posted a couple of xeets about El-Sayed today.

A fight is brewing between El-Sayed's campaign and the black power centers in Michigan.

The black power centers are saying that El-Sayed is ignoring them.

El-Sayed's campaign is pretty much saying, "yup...we don't need you."

@IAPolls2022
CNN: Abdul El-Sayed says he’ll win Michigan by 7 points. Leading state Democrats privately aren’t sure he’ll win at all — and Black and Jewish leaders say his campaign has told them he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:41 PM (RWrid)
________

As I've said, I think this is battlespace prep for when this shithead loses. I think the Michigan powerbrokers know it. I think he knows it too.

I've been counting this race in our column for a while now. If I had to choose any one seat that we're most likely to flip, it's this one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

106 A fight is brewing between El-Sayed's campaign and the black power centers in Michigan.

The black power centers are saying that El-Sayed is ignoring them.

El-Sayed's campaign is pretty much saying, "yup...we don't need you."


It will be interesting if he fails, which I think he will. The DSA types, the muzzies, AND especially the black community, need to learn that none of them can win by themselves, and that insisting on having everything your own way will keep them out of power altogether.

I hope they're slow learners.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

107 I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM


Why choose? Join us!

Posted by: Mary Ann AND Ginger Philes of AoSHQ at October 07, 2026 02:45 PM (0sNs1)

108 105 As I've said, I think this is battlespace prep for when this shithead loses. I think the Michigan powerbrokers know it. I think he knows it too.

I've been counting this race in our column for a while now. If I had to choose any one seat that we're most likely to flip, it's this one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

========

I don't think it's pre-excusing a loss.

I think it's just a fight between factions. The whole, "don't fall in love, fall in line," falling apart on the left.

Black leaders feel like the party is leaving them behind for other ethnic groups, and they're not happy about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:45 PM (RWrid)

109 88 Most Texicans are dumb, like stump dumb, hell they made me governor once. But they aren't stupid enough to vote for that faggot Talarico

Posted by: Zombie Ann Richards,
---

Your daughter was a bitch too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:45 PM (pMmVV)

110
Afraid to say this...the power of AND?....
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

Lucky Pierre!

Posted by: Don Lemon - buy my new finger scented candles at October 07, 2026 02:46 PM (r7+Q7)

111 @90 TJM, great thing to say to black and Jewish voters . "We don't need you we'll get others" Blacks and Jews "that is a relief, we were torn about not supporting a Dem, but now you've let us off the hook"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 02:46 PM (t9883)

112 The black power centers are saying that El-Sayed is ignoring them.

El-Sayed's campaign is pretty much saying, "yup...we don't need you."

—

Narrator: blacks will still vote for him since they vote 90%+ democrats every single election. Cuz Republicans want to bring back slavery and what not.

Abdul is a Hamas loving piece of shit but he’s not stupid.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:47 PM (m0XZl)

113 so, pollllling



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🔵 Democrats: 209
⚪️ Tossup: 16

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:47 PM (AKptf)

114 rumor has it that 12/16 "toss-ups" are Republican held

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:48 PM (AKptf)

115 106 It will be interesting if he fails, which I think he will. The DSA types, the muzzies, AND especially the black community, need to learn that none of them can win by themselves, and that insisting on having everything your own way will keep them out of power altogether.

I hope they're slow learners.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

========

There are two major examples this year of preferred candidates of the black electorate (Crockett in TX and Stevens in MI) getting shafted for other representatives of other parts of the coalition (prog whites in the first and Arab immigrants in the second).

The lesson that will be learned is: Black people were robbed and would have won both races and they should run the party.

Other factions will fight it, but holy shit will the black community believe that they don't need to give any quarter to whitie or ragheads in the near future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:48 PM (RWrid)

116 As I've said, I think this is battlespace prep for when this shithead loses. I think the Michigan powerbrokers know it. I think he knows it too.

I've been counting this race in our column for a while now. If I had to choose any one seat that we're most likely to flip, it's this one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

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I don't think it's pre-excusing a loss.

I think it's just a fight between factions. The whole, "don't fall in love, fall in line," falling apart on the left.

Black leaders feel like the party is leaving them behind for other ethnic groups, and they're not happy about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:45 PM (RWrid)
________

Nah, they know the ship is sinking and are looking to set up excuses. That's why the black groups are making this so public. If they really wanted a seat at the table, you do that privately.

Same thing is going on in TX with Talacreepo and Rachet, only there it's even more open that the black groups are blaming the inevitable loss on dissing them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

117 who ready for Kim John Un favorability ratings??

OK, fine, by popular demand!

Kim Jong Un Favorability Rating :

🟢 Favorable: 7%
🔴 Unfavorable: 75%

YouGov Poll

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:49 PM (AKptf)

118 I don't want to spread any WITHOUT EVIDENCE theories. And like Candace Owens, I am not a medical doctor.

That said -- I think it's obvious that this is AIDS-related bipolar disorder.


Clearly. Exacerbated by a bad case of the West Indian dry gripe and quite possibly Cotard's syndrome.

Posted by: Paco at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2L+MU)

119 I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM

They're all human trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (y+Apl)

120 112 Narrator: blacks will still vote for him since they vote 90%+ democrats every single election. Cuz Republicans want to bring back slavery and what not.

Abdul is a Hamas loving piece of shit but he’s not stupid.

Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:47 PM (m0XZl)

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It's not like turnout can decrease in response to this sort of thing.

It's not like there is a long history of blacks doing this when their group preference loses the primary.

No one is arguing that blacks are going to turn Republican this election. You're setting up a strawman.

What will happen, and what we're already seeing happen at the precinct level of early voting, is that black turnout is crashing well below levels of whiter precincts that tend to vote Democrat. Blacks are checking out already.

But, your note about "blacks will vote 90%" is noted, even though no one asserted anything asserting that it wouldn't be like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (RWrid)

121 El Sayed is more repugnant

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (AKptf)

122
*sings*

I bless the AIDS
Down on Talarico
I bless the AIDS
Down on Talarico
...

Posted by: Eh, what do ya want? It's Toto. at October 07, 2026 02:51 PM (YSUhf)

123 I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM

They're all human trash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (y+Apl)
______

Which is worse, gonorrhea or syphilis?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

124 Monkeypox

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 07, 2026 02:52 PM (0U5gm)

125 123 I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM

They're all human trash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (y+Apl)
______

Which is worse, gonorrhea or syphilis?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

Yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:52 PM (l3cgK)

126 El Sayed is not a dual citizen, he's just a damn liar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

127 I will concede that there is "a" "ton" of Americans who still love Joe. The average weight of U.S. adults age 20 and older is about 199 pounds. That's a little over 10 people.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 07, 2026 02:53 PM (bNf8H)

128 Clearly. Exacerbated by a bad case of the West Indian dry gripe and quite possibly Cotard's syndrome.
Posted by: Paco at October 07, 2026 02:50 PM (2L+MU)
------------
One word: monkeypox.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 02:53 PM (amcLV)

129 2026 House Ratings Per Inside Elections

🔴 Republicans: 210
🔵 Democrats: 209


You know what means- we'll need maximum campaign finances!

Posted by: Heads: Uniparty Wins, Tails: You Lose at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (xRxM8)

130
I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black

===============

My vote: El-Sayed. And look out, because if he loses, he's going to do that funny thing in politics where he runs for an even higher office than the one he lost at. I think he'll be demanding the veep slot or higher in a year or 5.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (XJ22o)

131 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.
___

Turns out it was a fun-raising trip! I can't believe all the cocks in NYC. I am literally drowning in cocks. See you in November! Oh, um, "y'all"!

Posted by: James "Bottom" Talarico at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (Ovx+P)

132 I go back and forth on who is more repugnant...Blasphemer Opie of TX or that dirtbag El Sayed.
Posted by: Lady in Black



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (V4M8q)

133 The black power centers are saying that El-Sayed is ignoring them.

El-Sayed's campaign is pretty much saying, "yup...we don't need you."

—

Narrator: blacks will still vote for him since they vote 90%+ democrats every single election. Cuz Republicans want to bring back slavery and what not.

Abdul is a Hamas loving piece of shit but he’s not stupid.
Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:47 PM (m0XZl)
_______

90% of blacks who show up to vote will vote for the Hamas lover. That's true. But it's all a question of turnout. Blacks clearly don't like the guy and a statistically meaningful percentage will stay home or otherwise not vote. That's huge.

Same thing will happen in TX with the white twink creep, except I think on an even bigger scale. Because in TX, blacks think -- with reason -- that the white Democrap powerbrokers fucked over their preferred black candidate.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

134 I don't want to spread any WITHOUT EVIDENCE theories. And like Candace Owens, I am not a medical doctor.

That said -- I think it's obvious that this is AIDS-related bipolar disorder.

He's got "the AIDS crazies."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:18 PM


I suppose that's more reasonable than the homunculus theory...

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 02:56 PM (ke3zm)

135 And the pair of woman beaters and ass rapers in Maine. Human fucking trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 02:57 PM (y+Apl)

136 The only unanswered question at this stage is:

Talarico -- top or bottom?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Av6i5)

Afraid to say this...the power of AND?....
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)


Hips AND lips!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)

137 Nidal Hasan's date has been set: 03 December at 1300 hrs. local. Fort Hood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

138 I picked a hell of a week to quit Ketamine

Posted by: James Talarico at October 07, 2026 02:59 PM (RIvkX)

139 The only unanswered question at this stage is:

Talarico -- top or bottom?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 02:38 PM (Av6i5)

Afraid to say this...the power of AND?....
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)


Hips AND lips!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Nodding sagaciously]

-- Electric Boys

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

140 Is it really possible to go from NYC fundraiser to a Dallas urgent care in a few hours?
___

Doctor, I've prolapsed and I can't get up!

Posted by: James "Bottom" Talarico at October 07, 2026 02:59 PM (Ovx+P)

141 MSNow - a Dem win in Texas will show the unpopularity of Trump's policies!

Ahh, hopium. Such a dangerous drug

"Surely the Supreme Court will correct this!"
"I can change her!"
"'Digger' can't be that bad!"

Of course if the Dems wanted to win Texas they probably shouldn't have run a vegan, tranny loving soy boy who should have been swallowed by his mother before conception.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)

142 Can You find the true statement?

Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."
----
I'm willing to entertain the idea that there *might* be 2,000 pounds of Americans who do, in fact, love Joe Biden. That's if you include Joe Biden among them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM (FZ29D)

143 98 ***Is it really possible to go from NYC fundraiser to a Dallas urgent care in a few hours?
---

Who would want to go into NYC/DEI Urgent care?
Even Talarico's not that dumb.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 02:42 PM (pMmVV)
==========
Some guy with a big 'bat' tore his azz up, mebbe even tore his colon.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM (JNTt1)

144 One of my favorite parts about the assumption of "The Emerging Democrat Majority" is that it relies not just upon 95% black vote rates forever but also Obama-level turnout of blacks forever.

Historically, black turnout was 55% or less. Often, IIRC, in the 45% range.
Obama had it up to 65%.

And look "unskew the polls" and all that--sure the polls could be right and blacks and the youth will turn out at Obama levels.
Or they may revert to the norm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 03:01 PM (3cUTc)

145 Tallerico is suffering from botulism: bad meat in the can.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 07, 2026 03:02 PM (4OUFp)

146 Same thing is going on in TX with Talacreepo and Rachet, only there it's even more open that the black groups are blaming the inevitable loss on dissing them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

Seems like a great idea then for the little demon to cancel the event with these guys:

"Next, his campaign cancelled an event slated for October 5 with the Central Texas African American Civic Engagement Symposium. The campaign has offered no explanation as to why the event was suddenly canned."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 07, 2026 03:02 PM (ZgwKJ)

147 144 And look "unskew the polls" and all that--sure the polls could be right and blacks and the youth will turn out at Obama levels.
Or they may revert to the norm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 03:01 PM (3cUTc)

========

They're below their rate from the 2022 election in early voting in Ohio.

About 7.4%.

And the first day of in person early voting was yesterday, and it was...disappointing. Blue enclaves are down much more than the rest of the red state.

Surely, they'll come out on election day, right? Election day is the strongest day for Democrats to vote in recent history, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 03:03 PM (RWrid)

148 Hips AND lips!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Nodding sagaciously]

-- Electric Boys
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Good tune. Their only one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:03 PM (y+Apl)

149 "'Digger' can't be that bad!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM


I think we'll have to wait for TJM's definitive evaluation to know that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

150 Talerico knows he's weird

he is going to do the 'Joe Biden in the basement' gambit til election day

maybe by then people will forget how weird he is, and vote for him

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 03:03 PM (ZxPkt)

151 149 "'Digger' can't be that bad!"
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM

I think we'll have to wait for TJM's definitive evaluation to know that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

====

I read all the spoilers. It sounds interesting, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 03:04 PM (RWrid)

152 I heard Big Mike was in town and I just could not miss such a good opportunity if you know what I mean...

Wink.... Wink .... Nod .... Nod....

Posted by: James Talarico at October 07, 2026 03:04 PM (jGtoG)

153 Theory:

Talarico picked up a black tranny for sex who then beat him mercilessly in the face.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 03:04 PM (RWrid)

154 This writer who isn't even religious can't stand Talarico and is quite articulate about it . "Flopping aces" site:

https://tinyurl.com/55evyryz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 03:04 PM (JrHfD)

155 137 Nidal Hasan's date has been set: 03 December at 1300 hrs. local. Fort Hood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

Refreshments and hors d'oeuvres to be served immediately after...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK)

156 In one way or another, Talarico has been compromised.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:05 PM (odBC9)

157 Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."


A ton?

Maybe a gram or two. At best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sAmhv)

158 142 Can You find the true statement?

Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."
----
I'm willing to entertain the idea that there *might* be 2,000 pounds of Americans who do, in fact, love Joe Biden. That's if you include Joe Biden among them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 03:00 PM (FZ29D)

Tons and Tons of Americans!

Posted by: Stacy "Tank" Abrams at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM (l3cgK)

159

The asshole people only love the people who give them money.

They vote accordingly to who will give them our tax money.

Giving money to people who are destroying our wonderful country is insane.

Posted by: four seasons at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM (/QHx4)

160 Sherrod Brown the wife beater. Another piece of human trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM (y+Apl)

161 Theory:

Talarico picked up a black tranny for sex who then beat him mercilessly in the face.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 03:04 PM (RWrid)
______

"He was just being a good Samaritan"

-- Eddie Murphy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

162 Obviously, Talerico eloped with his girlfriend from Canada, and is on a honeymoon where they never leave the bed.

Posted by: pookysgirl should not need a sarc tag at October 07, 2026 03:07 PM (Wt5PA)

163 Rubio speech
Fox

https://tinyurl.com/mrvefmyw

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:07 PM (odBC9)

164 He probably went hiking in the Andes with a male campaign stiffer.
Posted by: rickb223
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Ha, ha,...very funny. It was a woman, okay?

Posted by: Mark Sanford at October 07, 2026 03:08 PM (XeU6L)

165 Tons and Tons of Americans!
Posted by: Stacy "Tank" Abrams at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM


Yes! We are massive!

Posted by: Katy Stout at October 07, 2026 03:08 PM (oyazo)

166 165 Tons and Tons of Americans!
Posted by: Stacy "Tank" Abrams at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM

Yes! We are massive!

Posted by: Katy Stout at October 07, 2026 03:08 PM (oyazo)

You know it!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)

167 Abdul is a Hamas loving piece of shit but he’s not stupid.
Posted by: Just Saying at October 07, 2026 02:47 PM (m0XZl)

Well, yes, he is a Hamas loving POS, but he is also stupid. Don't lose sight of the reality of AND.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:10 PM (GYqb1)

168 Giving money to people who are destroying our wonderful country is insane.

Posted by: four seasons
------

But, but...it makes me feel good about myself.

Posted by: De, at October 07, 2026 03:10 PM (XeU6L)

169 157 Veteran Democratic strategist Maria Cardona had a different take, telling Fox News Digital, "There are still a ton of Americans who love Joe Biden."


A ton?

Maybe a gram or two. At best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 03:06 PM (sAmhv) \\

+++++

I met one a few weeks ago. An older man. At first I thought he was just joking but apparently he wasn't. It did dawn on me that he was the very first person I have ever met or known to be a Biden fan. I consider myself very lucky because it is disturbing to know these people exist.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 07, 2026 03:11 PM (cmRvr)

170 >>>Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico

Would?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:13 PM (odBC9)

171 Hips AND lips!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Nodding sagaciously]

-- Electric Boys
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Good tune. Their only one.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---------
She got legs
She knows how to use them
She never begs
She knows how to choose them

Posted by: ZZ Top at October 07, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

172 33 17 No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

Living expenses count if you're always running for office.

Plus, the cronie cutout process where you pay connected people for services that they never render who then pay you part of that money back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:31 PM (RWrid)

If I were the Republican TX AG I would let Talerico keep the money and spend it however he wants, even picking up the house tab at Oilcan Harry's. Better than giving the money back to the donors.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 07, 2026 03:14 PM (GD2xa)

173 I met one a few weeks ago. An older man. At first I thought he was just joking but apparently he wasn't.
---

Describes any 'No Kings' gathering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 03:14 PM (XeU6L)

174 Biden is beloved by a ton of Americans which is about 3.625 average sized Democrat prosecutors.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 07, 2026 03:15 PM (2ap+5)

175 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for. Even the lefties can't do that. He was the most useless piece of crap ever to enter politics in the first place, and that's a very low bar what with Sheila Jackass Lee and Maxine Waters in the mix. Venal, stupid, reckless, with scrambled brains and a leaky white bread libido. What a POS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)

176 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

177 On Sept 30th, Talarico called in and told a group that he was feeling bad and went to urgent care in Dallas the night before

BUT , it seems he was at fundraiser in NYC @ 5:30 the evening before...

Is it really possible to go from NYC fundraiser to a Dallas urgent care in a few hours?

— ATX data (@data_atx) October 6, 2026




There's NO WAY Talarico lied. He's such a fine, upstanding young man of Christ.

I shant believe it. I just SHANT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:17 PM (ccf/V)

178 If I were the Republican TX AG I would let Talerico keep the money and spend it however he wants, even picking up the house tab at Oilcan Harry's. Better than giving the money back to the donors.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Yep. Rub their nose in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:17 PM (y+Apl)

179 175 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)

Being herded by an aide in a bunny suit.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:17 PM (odBC9)

180 Totally-Normal Rompin'-Stompin' Heterosexual James Talarico




If he's had sex with a woman at any point in his life, it was on accident.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

181 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for.
------

The Inflation Reduction Act! Greatest program since The New Deal!

Posted by: Any yellow dog Dem at October 07, 2026 03:18 PM (XeU6L)

182 T(r)a-la-rico!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (odBC9)

183 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)



As my mom used to say, "He's good for two things: Nothing and Shit."

With Biden, emphasis on 'shit.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ccf/V)

184 Ace wrote: He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Is that really a 'thing' ?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (QGaXH)

185 What do you figure the odds are Talarico had a medical event due to his being 'vaxed and boosted.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

186 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 03:20 PM (y+Apl)

187 183 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)

As my mom used to say, "He's good for two things: Nothing and Shit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (ccf/V)

Mom!!!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:20 PM (odBC9)

188 184 Ace wrote: He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Is that really a 'thing' ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (QGaXH)

Yes, it is.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (odBC9)

189 Ace wrote: He's got "the AIDS crazies."

Is that really a 'thing' ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:19 PM (QGaXH)



Those people on the AIDS vaccine commercial do look pretty batshit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

190 Nood Mandami

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

191 190 Nood Mandami
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (l3cgK)

ewww

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (odBC9)

192 Urgent Cares are totally open in the evening.

Posted by: Bodega Urgint Care and Learing Center at October 07, 2026 03:21 PM (Ovx+P)

193 No- you cannot use political campaign money for personal use. He would need to save it for another run at something, give it to another campaign, or start a PAC.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yeah, that's the rules for the Republicans. Democrats can do whatever they want.

Posted by: Nelly at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (6+ehB)

194 175 I'm still waiting to hear one person tell me one thing that Joe Biden was actually good for. Even the lefties can't do that. He was the most useless piece of crap ever to enter politics in the first place, and that's a very low bar what with Sheila Jackass Lee and Maxine Waters in the mix. Venal, stupid, reckless, with scrambled brains and a leaky white bread libido. What a POS.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:16 PM (GYqb1)

Apparently drunk and stupid was a viable life plan after all....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

195 Biden is beloved by a ton of Americans which is about 3.625 average sized Democrat prosecutors.
Posted by: Oglebay
------

I'm not called Fanny for no reason.

Pic: https://shorturl.at/b9dUE

Posted by: Ms. Willis at October 07, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

196 90% of blacks who show up to vote will vote for the Hamas lover. That's true. But it's all a question of turnout. Blacks clearly don't like the guy and a statistically meaningful percentage will stay home or otherwise not vote. That's huge.

Same thing will happen in TX with the white twink creep, except I think on an even bigger scale. Because in TX, blacks think -- with reason -- that the white Democrap powerbrokers fucked over their preferred black candidate.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Turnout for Dems is going to be at 2022 level or lower. Possibly even 2014 and that makes it difficult for Dems in crucial House races in places like Texas, Florida, Ohio, and Michigan. If turnout drops, it will have downballot effects on Dems as GOP seems to be turning out at a bit over typical midterm levels so far.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)

197 El Sayed is not a dual citizen, he's just a damn liar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......

And he's short.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)

198 198

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:45 PM (odBC9)

199 199

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:46 PM (odBC9)

200 denied!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 03:51 PM (RWrid)

201 Problem with ethnically cleansing the West Bank is that no one wants them, so Israel is stuck with the!

Posted by: Goatweed at October 07, 2026 04:26 PM (jK3NL)

202 As Campaign Comes to Climax

I honestly think that's something you won't see. *cough*

Posted by: GWB at October 07, 2026 04:42 PM (kU0PQ)

203 They’ll find him like that Florida gubernatorial candidate on a gay meth-bender.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 07, 2026 06:04 PM (Afw9Z)

204 Internal polls must be bleak

Posted by: MichelleInTexas at October 08, 2026 12:04 AM (cG3yJ)

AfD Wins Speakership of Regional Government in Saxony-Anhalt; Socialist Open Borders Spanish PM Calls for New Elections

The actual vote in the Saxony-Anhalt regional elections happened weeks ago. It was covered here. AfD won, but were three seats shy of gaining majority control of the regional parliament. As usual, the so-called "right-leaning" parties would join with socialists and communists to keep the AfD from ever exercising political power.

However, there was a far-left party which was willing to negotiate with AfD. The left-wing party is pro-Russia and had common ground with the AfD on this point.

The deal was struck -- AfD will control the regional government. They secured additional votes beyond those from the far-left party.

AfD leader Alice Weidel announced the news:

Alice Weidel
@Alice_Weidel

Oct 6

Translated from German

Congratulations to Tobias Rausch (AfD), the newly elected President of the Landtag of Saxony-Anhalt – and the first AfD Landtag President in the history of our party. Rausch received 48 votes -- and thus 9 more than the AfD parliamentary group has members. A great success!



PeterSweden
@PeterSweden7

Oct 5

Marine Le Pen is LEADING the polls to be next French President.

The right is LEADING the polls to win the upcoming Spanish election.

The AfD party has seen massive success in recent regional German elections.

The Freedom Party in Austria lead the polls at around 40%

The right wing/Libertarian FrP party of Norway has a massive lead with 35% support in latest poll.

The socialist Spanish PM who amnestied at least 500,000 illegal aliens and probably 1,000,000, Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez, has called for new elections. This is because his political position is weak and he wants a fresh mandate of support.

Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Monday called a snap election for Nov. 29, a vote that could signal the demise of the EU's last major Socialist government and remove one of Europe's chief critics of U.S. President Donald Trump from the political front line.

Already weakened by the corruption cases battering his Socialist Party, Sánchez took a further knock this summer when he faced fierce blowback over his handling of the ongoing migrant crisis in the North African exclave of Ceuta.

But the bitter topic of unaffordable housing -- something that tops the list of voters' concerns in Spain and which has sparked nationwide protests -- has finally prompted Sánchez to call an early election in an apparent bid to seize a campaign battleground he believes could work to his advantage.

But he's unlikely to get that. Political oddsmakers said he was 56% likely to be booted out of power -- and that was before he actually called for snap elections.

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24

BREAKING:

Snap elections in Spain this year and PM Sanchez's fall from power is now likely according to Polymarket.⁠com

The likelihood has skyrocketed from just 12% a few days ago to 56%

Sanchez will likely loose power to Vox and the PP party, that are expected to form a coalition government.

...


The related "next prime minister" market on Polymarket.⁠com has Feijóo near 80% and Sánchez around 13%.

Recent poll averages put PP near 33%, PSOE near 26%, and Vox near 18%, with PP+Vox seat projections often above the 176 seats needed for a majority coalition government.

The ongoing Ceuta migration crisis and upcoming legal cases based on corruption charges against Sánchez's wife Begoña Gómez and his close allies make snap elections this year a better choice than waiting for the term's natural end next summer.

Sanchez also believe that going to election on housing issues is much better campaign terrain for the left than mass-immigration and the invasion of Ceuta, which has greatly angered the Spanish public.

Now Polymarket says he's 70% likely to lose:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Oct 5

🚨 JUST IN: Socialist Spanish PM is likely to be OUSTED after his leftist government failed, and he called snap elections for Nov. 29

Center-right Feijóo's party has allied with populist Vox, and that could ENSURE Sanchez is no longer Prime Minister

70% chance the PP party -- center-right -- WINS, per Polymarket.⁠com

WAY BETTER THAN SOCIALISM. This party has worked with right-wing VOX, which I hope eventually wins NATIONAL control

MAKE IT HAPPEN, SPAIN! Trending in the right direction!




Look at this miserable communist cuck:




Yeah, Spain's big problem is "tech speculators."



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 Blade.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:11 PM (UFAYb)

2 !

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

3 And the Dems are taking us the other direction...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:13 PM (+gK6I)

4 But is too late?

*Looks at France*

The clock is ten minutes to midnight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

5 >>>TAKE YOUR COUNTRIES BACK!

Indeed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (UFAYb)

6 The problem is that there's obviously too many Spanish people in Spain. The fucking commies'll fix that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (dbZNM)

7 The Embattled Spanish PM asks for a mulligan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (cWLG3)

8 The Spanish PM is a real Dirty Sanchez

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2GVsD)

9 The socialist Spanish PM who amnestied at least 500,000 illegal aliens and probably 1,000,000, Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez, has called for new elections. This is because his political position is weak and he wants a fresh mandate of support.

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He's also deeply corrupt, people in his inner circle (including his wife) have been arrested for it, and the country is pissy with him for a wide variety of reasons.

Also, betting sites are dominated by leftists who daydream a leftist utopia with their money, so 70% odds probably means 95%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (RWrid)

10 The western world is cleaning house.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)

11 If Europe suddenly flips all to the right we need to find everyone that was involved with USAID and put them in front of the firing squad.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

12 It is time to definitively replace democracy with "Our Democracy", which is a political system where we never lose.

It's time to ban the AfD and similar parties!

Posted by: The EU Bureaucracy! at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (aD4fx)

13 4 But is too late?

*Looks at France*

The clock is ten minutes to midnight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

====

Spain did the Reconquista.

It took 700 years, but it happened.

Maybe this one will take less time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (RWrid)

14 Europe is probably going to need at least ten million well-armed Amelias.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (2GVsD)

15 First, South America. Now it's Europe's turn.

I voted for this.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

16 Running guns to Spain is looking like a good idea again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)

17 16 Running guns to Spain is looking like a good idea again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)

========

"To the communists, right?"
-Hemingway

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (RWrid)

18 Evil walks this Earth with confidence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (/THgZ)

19 "But the bitter topic of unaffordable housing -- something that tops the list of voters' concerns in Spain and which has sparked nationwide protests "


They misspelled 'massive third world immigration'

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

20 Spain's housing crisis would abate slightly if Sanchez didn't offer amnesty to 500,000 illegals.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

21
Marine Le Pen is LEADING the polls to be next French President.

The right is LEADING the polls to win the upcoming Spanish election.

The AfD party has seen massive success in recent regional German elections.

The Freedom Party in Austria lead the polls at around 40%

The right wing/Libertarian FrP party of Norway has a massive lead with 35% support in latest poll.

________

*removes pipe from mouth*

Reckon we'lls see just how much "Democracy" is allowed.

*resumes slow rocking in chair*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (eRlcH)

22 Did France surrender yet?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

23 19 "But the bitter topic of unaffordable housing -- something that tops the list of voters' concerns in Spain and which has sparked nationwide protests "


They misspelled 'massive third world immigration'

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

========

Deportations fix a lot of things.

But not housing, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (RWrid)

24 The Nazis winning elections in Germany again is why we need to take back Congress and get rid of the Supreme Court! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Ovx+P)

25 Slowly, then all at once.

I like living in a world where USAID isn't trying to run it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

26 Marine Le Pen is LEADING the polls to be next French President.

The right is LEADING the polls to win the upcoming Spanish election.

The AfD party has seen massive success in recent regional German elections.

The Freedom Party in Austria lead the polls at around 40%

The right wing/Libertarian FrP party of Norway has a massive lead with 35% support in latest poll.

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Le Pen is still a far leftist on every other issue and is talking about lowering the retirement age as a response to France's financial issues.

She may (may) deport a bunch of people, but she'll still run France into the ground. Just in another way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (RWrid)

27
He's also deeply corrupt

__________

Everyone in Spain is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (eRlcH)

28 Will these 'democratic' nations of Europe pull a Brazil and imprison people as 'threats to democracy,' that is the question.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (2GVsD)

29
Rolling out my new ublock origin filter tweak on the cell phone.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (/a5ST)

30 Lord, I am sick of all of this moralistic grandstanding by these cretinous leftists.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (YM95v)

31 leftover:

The cute mask of the Strange Green/Red coalition.

https://ballotpedia.org/Nabeela_Syed

Her campaign commercial is her riding an electric scooter door to door.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (FhXTo)

32
Didn't Lil' Manny give a speech last night? Did anyone listen? Anywhere?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 01:20 PM (eRlcH)

33 >>>The problem is that there's obviously too many Spanish people in Spain.

I've had similar thoughts about the Scots.

Posted by: Edward Longhanks at October 07, 2026 01:20 PM (1wjle)

34 "An AfD politician tells the story of a 14 year old girl who was gangraped by 3 migrants. The court said she didn't fight back, because she was frozen with fear, so it mustn't be rape and let them go. When she begins to tell the story the leftist politicians in the room heckle her."
_______

The left loves rape when it serves their purposes. Same as in the USA.

The screeching harridans finger-popping each other to vilify the Cornell 7 over very dubious (at best) rape allegations? They are the exact same people who most support open borders, soft-on-crime policies, and letting rapists and murders roam the streets.

Our laws criminalizing rape no longer have much if anything to do with protecting women from rape or violence. Leftists don't care if women are raped. These laws are used to further leftwing ambitions and punish political enemies.

If Jane Doe went to a Somali frat and the exact same thing happened, it would be her that was vilified for not being sufficiently accepting of foreign criminals' sexual needs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

35 Sánchez's wife [Ruby] Begoña Gómez

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:21 PM (pMmVV)

36 Did France surrender yet?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)



Did the Salvation Army attack them? If so, then yes, naturally.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:21 PM (dbZNM)

37 Looks like South America isn't the only area moving right.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 07, 2026 01:24 PM (NnhvP)

38 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:26 PM (viF8m)

39 I heard a rumor that Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez will appear on the ballot in NYC in November.

He's the male version of Rep Donkey Chompers after all

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 07, 2026 01:26 PM (WYStd)

40 I am surprised that young blonde woman has not been arrested by French police for wrong-think. She did call out Macron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)

41 Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Monday called a snap election for Nov. 29.

Why did he choose Nov. 29? Is he hoping that the voter's memory will fade by then?

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 01:27 PM (Oy/m2)

42 Did everyone see the bodycam footage of the six year old who shot a teacher?

Leftists love to talk about the school to prison pipeline. Listen to this little first grader and tell me he wasn't already headed to prison by the time he entered school.

It's a culture issue.

http://tiny.cc/47qb101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2026 01:28 PM (mkw2N)

43 41 Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez on Monday called a snap election for Nov. 29.

Why did he choose Nov. 29? Is he hoping that the voter's memory will fade by then?

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 01:27 PM (Oy/m2)

========

People are still doing demonstrations in public venues in regards to the invasion of Cueta.

There was a big banner an entire section large honoring the Reconquista at some football game in the last week or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:28 PM (RWrid)

44 leftover:

The cute mask of the Strange Green/Red coalition.

https://ballotpedia.org/Nabeela_Syed

Her campaign commercial is her riding an electric scooter door to door.
Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (FhXTo)
_______

She's surprisingly ... not hideous. She's a Falafel 7.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

45 The ability to just call snap elections seems like a chaotic way to run government.

That said, I hope it gets Sanchez out of there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 01:28 PM (zYpTz)

46 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:26 PM (viF8m)



What'd she say? I didn't hear. I was distracted by her...um...breastworks.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:29 PM (dbZNM)

47 and so it begins.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at October 07, 2026 01:29 PM (4NO2D)

48 Katy Padilla Stout would then be a Falafel 2?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:29 PM (2GVsD)

49 Dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2026 01:29 PM (kUMx7)

50 >>The socialist Spanish PM who amnestied at least 500,000 illegal aliens and probably 1,000,000,

Correction.
(Who am I kidding, this is just different hearsay...)

Recent Lotus Eaters had two Spaniards on who seemed to know, and they said Pedro Pascal(sp?) amnestied almost 1.5 million, which was way higher than estimates, and then they get to bring in family, so the number will be in the millions from this recent act of treason.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 01:29 PM (TSNP/)

51 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u
Posted by: JackStraw

Heh. Good way to get us to click.

Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

52 Well, Mamdani did as many expected . Few words about the brutal attack on Israeli citizens . Many more words for the "poor" Gazans. "Hor Air" site:

https://tinyurl.com/55657nt7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 01:30 PM (JrHfD)

53 He's also deeply corrupt
__________

Everyone in Spain is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
.......

Except for the cork farmers.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:30 PM (UjdFS)

54 The socialist Spanish PM who amnestied at least 500,000 illegal aliens and probably 1,000,000, Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez, has called for new elections.

------------------

Cornudo is Spanish for Cuckold.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:30 PM (XbPXw)

55 52 Well, Mamdani did as many expected . Few words about the brutal attack on Israeli citizens . Many more words for the "poor" Gazans. "Hor Air" site:

https://tinyurl.com/55657nt7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 01:30 PM (JrHfD)

Despicable..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:31 PM (+gK6I)

56 https://ballotpedia.org/Nabeela_Syed

Her campaign commercial is her riding an electric scooter door to door.

Posted by: DaveA
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NY? Cut off all Federal money. They don't like America, let them float on their own for a while.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:31 PM (pMmVV)

57 Has it started yet?

Posted by: guy who always shows up late. at October 07, 2026 01:31 PM (TSNP/)

58 Nov 29, 1291 - Treaty of Monteagudo

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

59 38 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:26 PM (viF8m)

Can't you do both?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:32 PM (odBC9)

60 Marine Le Pen is LEADING the polls to be next French President.

—

Cute.

Posted by: Le Judge du Hawaii at October 07, 2026 01:32 PM (RowGD)

61 I changed my mind.

Don't vote for Pedro.

Gawl!!

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at October 07, 2026 01:32 PM (PSEDc)

62 what is Pedro Pascal running for?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:33 PM (2GVsD)

63 I saw in a non-political forum someone post the meme I'm seeing more of, "You know socialists could link all their bank accounts together right now and live their ideals without needing anyone else to participate and...they'd won't. Because they want your money"

And the discussion went as it always does, most of the lefties arguing "that's not how socialism works" without any explanation.

One guy did post an argument and I have seen this before, "socialism can only work when it controls ALL the means of production"

And frankly this should terrify people because the claim is their system only works when there is nothing to compare the system to and therefore no way to show it is actually working.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

64 Whether you want to join that far-right wave that brings regression wherever it governs

Err .. where does it govern, Pedro?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 01:33 PM (4NO2D)

65 > listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

Agreed.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 07, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

66 If Jane Doe went to a Somali frat and the exact same thing happened, it would be her that was vilified for not being sufficiently accepting of foreign criminals' sexual needs.

Claims are that the three frat bros who had actual sex with Train Doe are a black guy, a Hispanic guy, and an Asian guy. And the black guy is the one who slapped her around. If that gets confirmed this is gonna blow up in feminism's face even worse than Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:34 PM (4ObTi)

67 63 One guy did post an argument and I have seen this before, "socialism can only work when it controls ALL the means of production"

And frankly this should terrify people because the claim is their system only works when there is nothing to compare the system to and therefore no way to show it is actually working.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

========

The universal union. It's textbook, original communism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:34 PM (RWrid)

68 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

I had the sound off.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 01:34 PM (4NO2D)

69 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

Contra the meme of french women being hairy, smelly chain smokers I've found pretty much all the ones I have met to take similiar personal hygiene to Americans but the smoking thing? Seems to be pretty accurate.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

70 The hot new take online by the left is that socialism already exists in America because we have libraries and police forces. So what’s the big deal with electing DSA?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 01:35 PM (RowGD)

71 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u

Posted by: JackStraw
........

That's not fair. They put all those damn subtitles there to distract me.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

72 If the Spanish forego their 3 hour siesta, things are getting serious for Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Outside Observer at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (EdP2u)

73 70 The hot new take online by the left is that socialism already exists in America because we have libraries and police forces. So what’s the big deal with electing DSA?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 01:35 PM (RowGD)

=======

So what's the big deal with electing Republicans who will just run socialism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (RWrid)

74
It would be nice if all the governments could be conservative all at once.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)

75 66 Claims are that the three frat bros who had actual sex with Train Doe are a black guy, a Hispanic guy, and an Asian guy. And the black guy is the one who slapped her around. If that gets confirmed this is gonna blow up in feminism's face even worse than Lindsay Clancy.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:34 PM (4ObTi)

Peachy Keenan
Oct 4, 2026
@KeenanPeachy
This case is insane.
- Two had zero contact with her (white)
- One accused of kissing her (Latino)
- One oral sex (Asian)
- Three had intercourse (1 black, who is also accused of hitting her and bruising her), 1 Latino, 1 indeterminate)
What is Letitia gonna do?

Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy
The black kid is also the one who wrote the lewd messages on the group chat encouraging other boys to go see. Seriously, what is Letitia going to do? Is BLM going to intervene?

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (odBC9)

76 >>Can't you do both?

Yes, I'm quite adept at multi-tasking.

However, there are others who shall go unnamed that cannot.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:36 PM (viF8m)

77 Communism is a cult.

Nothing outside the State, all hail the State.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:37 PM (2GVsD)

78 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

I got distracted by her two friends.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Oy/m2)

79 77 Communism is a cult.

Nothing outside the State, all hail the State.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:37 PM (2GVsD)

Both Communism and Islam are expert at the use of Taqqiya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:38 PM (l3cgK)

80 The black frat boy will be sacrificed to 'prove' that the "justice" Leticia James doles out is fair.

Omlettes, eggs, Horst Wesel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

81 The three non whites will suddenly became the Asian Black and Hispanic face of white supremacist rapists.

They will dig deep until they find some tweet one of them wrote in high school that said Trump is cool or something.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (RowGD)

82 An AfD politician tells the story of a 14 year old girl who was gangraped by 3 migrants

The court said she didn't fight back, because she was frozen with fear, so it mustn't be rape and let them go

When she begins to tell the story the leftist politicians in the room heckle her 😳

They literally have zero compassion for victims of migrants




And they wonder why Citizen Vigilante was huge.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (V4M8q)

83 >>I got distracted by her two friends.

Your honor, the prosecution rests.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (viF8m)

84 The hot new take online by the left is that socialism already exists in America because we have libraries and police forces.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Which represent learning and order, two things that the left hates.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

85 78 Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

I got distracted by her two friends.
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 01:38 PM (Oy/m2)

Yes.. She does have beautiful eyes...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (+gK6I)

86 Communism is a cult.

Nothing outside the State, all hail the State.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:37 PM (2GVsD)



Also a religion. The religion of Satan. Its primary sacrament is Envy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:39 PM (dbZNM)

87
Speaking of France, you pre-verts stop staring at her chesticles and listen to what this pretty young French woman has to say. She's 100% correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jp9j6u
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:26 PM (viF8m)




I don't mind that she's a Frog with unshaven pits. I'd lovingly put my baguette into her croissant. Repeatedly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

88 I think I'm the 23rd in line to the Duchy of Saxony, via my Uncle Heinrich von Scheisse.

Or it might be the duchy of Schleswig-Holstein.

Either way, I have my ceremonial garter and tights at the ready.

That or I'm just a douche.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 07, 2026 01:40 PM (qwx/I)

89 RELEASE THE FERDINAND

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)

90 It's only real communism if you call it out and Babalugats taps his own head for everyone to see.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 01:41 PM (TSNP/)

91 90 It's only real communism if you call it out and Babalugats taps his own head for everyone to see.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 01:41 PM (TSNP/)

=======

It's only real communism if it comes from the Communism state of Germany.

Everything else is just sparkling fascism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)

92 88 I think I'm the 23rd in line to the Duchy of Saxony, via my Uncle Heinrich von Scheisse.

Or it might be the duchy of Schleswig-Holstein.

Either way, I have my ceremonial garter and tights at the ready.

That or I'm just a douche.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 07, 2026 01:40 PM (qwx/I)

I thought Holsteins were a type of cow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (l3cgK)

93 INTERESTING

Pics of all seven "Cornell 7" here. Ingalls was the ringleader and supposedly the reason the girl was there in the first place.

I'm not sure which of the guys had no role at all in the encounter. At least two of them weren't even there, and at least one of them reportedly kicked them all out of his room when he found them. She sued that guy anyway.


https://tinyurl.com/nha9bufx

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

94 The black frat boy will be sacrificed to 'prove' that the "justice" Leticia James doles out is fair.

Le Tits Now James is way too into racial solidarity to go along with that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (4ObTi)

95 RELEASE THE FERDINAND???

There was only 100 Sd.Kfz. 184s built.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (2GVsD)

96 When rape is inevitable, why not lie back and enjoy it?

Posted by: Tex Antoine's Last Words On Eyewitness News at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (EdP2u)

97 94 The black frat boy will be sacrificed to 'prove' that the "justice" Leticia James doles out is fair.

Le Tits Now James is way too into racial solidarity to go along with that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (4ObTi)

=======

She will personally put a bullet in that black boy's head if she thinks it'll help her become governor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (RWrid)

98 The black frat boy will be sacrificed to 'prove' that the "justice" Leticia James doles out is fair.

Omlettes, eggs, Horst Wesel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)
_______

See my comment above. Pics of all seven. I'm not sure I'd call any of them "black." Mixed? Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

99 Celebrate another blessing of diversity.

There's no such thing as radical islam. There's just islam.

>>@RapidResponse47
·
25m
>>🚨 U.S. Attorney for Minnesota Dan Rosen says the FBI has arrested and charged 18-year-old Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud for planning a mass casualty attack in support of ISIS at the Mall of America

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (viF8m)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (odBC9)

101 I thought I'd take a spin through the MSM to see their take on the French riots. Reviewed dozens of stories and not one f**ing word about he immigration aspect. Not one. It's all youth demanding more school funding.


You don't hate the MSM enough.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (GUOwU)

102 It's only real communism if it comes from the Communism state of Germany.

Everything else is just sparkling fascism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)

--------
From you of all people i expected some recognition of my obscure allusion...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (TSNP/)

103
Everything else is just sparkling fascism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (RWrid)



Socialists are just the real-life version of sparkly vampires.

Of course, if you have a flamethrower, ANY vampire can be sparkly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (y9nCu)

104 98 See my comment above. Pics of all seven. I'm not sure I'd call any of them "black." Mixed? Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

====

I think the black kid has a Hispanic name.

So, I'd guess half-black half-Hispanic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (RWrid)

105 93 INTERESTING

Pics of all seven "Cornell 7" here. Ingalls was the ringleader and supposedly the reason the girl was there in the first place.

I'm not sure which of the guys had no role at all in the encounter. At least two of them weren't even there, and at least one of them reportedly kicked them all out of his room when he found them. She sued that guy anyway.


https://tinyurl.com/nha9bufx

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

Because she could. Because throwing mud at a wall means it's likely some mud will stick.
I was sued (along with my wife, all but one brother and their wives, and my sister) by my Mother (who was in the background being supported by the one brother not sued). As the lawyer told me at the time, "Any asshole with $375 can file a civil suit."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:45 PM (l3cgK)

106 Now arrest Tampon Timmy and his Depends as co-conspirator before the fact.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)

107 RELEASE THE FERDINAND???

There was only 100 Sd.Kfz. 184s built.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (2GVsD)



And one of their biggest failings was a lack of secondary armament. No way to machine gun the infantry attacking them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:45 PM (dbZNM)

108 Has it started yet?
Posted by: guy who always shows up late. at October 07, 2026 01:31 PM (TSNP/)


I can't tell if it's started because I can't see over the head of the guy in front of me.

Posted by: The Guy Who Gets There On Time But Always Gets A Really Bad Spot at October 07, 2026 01:46 PM (guGkK)

109 Trump is giving some kind of statement from the Oval Office with a crowd standing behind him including Bessent. There is ... an unfortunate looking woman right next to him that I don't recognize.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 01:46 PM (4NO2D)

110 One guy did post an argument and I have seen this before, "socialism can only work when it controls ALL the means of production"

Translation: Until it's too late for you to do anything about it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

111
Matthew Ingalls.
Jonathan Newell.
Winston Lee.
Gillio Lopes.
Diego Sarabia.
Scott Norris.
Scott Kretzschmar.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:46 PM (odBC9)

112 Also, Lucy Craig (let's drop the pretenses) turns out from her own Instagram to be quite the female bodybuilder and likely roid'ed up. She probably could've bench pressed all 7 boys.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:46 PM (4ObTi)

113 96 When rape is inevitable, why not lie back and enjoy it?

Posted by: Tex Antoine's Last Words On Eyewitness News at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (EdP2u)

What is something a gay man says about a straight man being raped by gay men...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:47 PM (l3cgK)

114 >>🚨 U.S. Attorney for Minnesota Dan Rosen says the FBI has arrested and charged 18-year-old Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud for planning a mass casualty attack in support of ISIS at the Mall of America

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (viF8m)

Damned Egyptian Goddess followers!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:47 PM (l3cgK)

115 "Pics of all seven "Cornell 7" here. Ingalls was the ringleader and supposedly the reason the girl was there in the first place."


Why is it OK to publish the identity of the accused but not the accuser? Especially when there are no minors involved?

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (GUOwU)

116 See my comment above. Pics of all seven. I'm not sure I'd call any of them "black." Mixed? Maybe.


The one named Johnathan raises my suspicion a bit.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (dbZNM)

117 104 98 See my comment above. Pics of all seven. I'm not sure I'd call any of them "black." Mixed? Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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I think the black kid has a Hispanic name.

So, I'd guess half-black half-Hispanic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:44 PM (RWrid)

Halfrican

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)

118 Ferdinand was a bull, you guys.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:49 PM (UjdFS)

119 @IAPolls2022
CNN: Abdul El-Sayed says he’ll win Michigan by 7 points. Leading state Democrats privately aren’t sure he’ll win at all — and Black and Jewish leaders say his campaign has told them he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.

========

I don't know about you, but I don't think there are enough white progressives in Ann Arbor to make up for the rest of the Democrat electorate.

He barely won the primary with that coalition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:49 PM (RWrid)

120 Has anyone checked Lucy Craig's social media posts for support of Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:49 PM (2GVsD)

121 Oh my..

Posted by: David French at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

122 I don't mind that she's a Frog with unshaven pits. I'd lovingly put my baguette into her croissant.


Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!

Posted by: The Mask at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

123 See my comment above. Pics of all seven. I'm not sure I'd call any of them "black." Mixed? Maybe.


The one named Johnathan raises my suspicion a bit.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (dbZNM)
____

Same here. He has nappier hair in other pics I've seen. So I think he's mixed. I'm not sure what his role was.

Ingalls and Lee were clearly involved, and I think were the two main participants.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

124 121 Oh my..

Posted by: David French at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

That's my schtick, asshole.

Posted by: George Takei at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (l3cgK)

125 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

126 Black and Jewish leaders say his campaign has told them he can make up the votes he loses in their communities elsewhere.

Al-Sayd is chasing the Modern Audience.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:50 PM (2GVsD)

127 The Russian Navy is having even more trouble (to be fair the Walrus appears to have initiated it)

Walrus Attacks and Sinks Russian Navy Boat

www.livescience.com/walrus-sinks-russian-boat.html

Posted by: Bill Hominy at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (rbvCR)

128 >>Damned Egyptian Goddess followers!

Scumbag had an AK-47 and hundreds of rounds of ammunition. He was going to kill a lot of people.

This is why everybody votes. Even if you don't like your Republican rep or senate candidate.

The left wants to get us killed.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (viF8m)

129 My Octaroon and Quadroon Detector skills are unsurpassed. Let me at 'em.

Posted by: Race Bannon at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (EdP2u)

130 "Pics of all seven "Cornell 7" here. Ingalls was the ringleader and supposedly the reason the girl was there in the first place."


Why is it OK to publish the identity of the accused but not the accuser? Especially when there are no minors involved?
Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (GUOwU)
________

You know the answer, HATER!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

131 Damned Egyptian Goddess followers!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I swear to Ishtar, it was not me.

Posted by: Caterer from Blood Feast at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (yFLFB)

132 von Pauli g.i.r.l. chimes in like a cuckoo clock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:51 PM (2GVsD)

133 dont quote the troll
Posted by: paul


Ah, you mean like the Democrats, and especially the Socialist Democrats? Remind me again who you support.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

134 I am always amused that in leftwing circles there is only one unacceptable type of "antisemitism" which is not liking the Soros klan.

Of course he is a member of the 1% which leftists are supposed to hate, and he is in finance, which leftists are supposed to hate, and hell he's Hungarian which is a country leftists are also supposed to hate.

Oh and he *literally* worked with the NAZIs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

135 Archimedes, Pauli projectile vomits too much

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:53 PM (2GVsD)

136 115 "Pics of all seven "Cornell 7" here. Ingalls was the ringleader and supposedly the reason the girl was there in the first place."

Why is it OK to publish the identity of the accused but not the accuser? Especially when there are no minors involved?
Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (GUOwU)

The female was under drinking age on the night in question.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:53 PM (odBC9)

137 Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

Who knew Ace hated da Joos? /sarc

Posted by: George Takei at October 07, 2026 01:54 PM (l3cgK)

138 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at October 07, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)

139 AES is banking on the Muslim vote and the Jamey Carney vote.

I suspect it won't be enough but it will be way to close because of the later.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

140 Iowa city council opens with prayer to Satan

-
You've got to be inclusive, hater!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 07, 2026 01:54 PM (WL2Dk)

141 135 I am always amused that in leftwing circles there is only one unacceptable type of "antisemitism" which is not liking the Soros klan.

Of course he is a member of the 1% which leftists are supposed to hate, and he is in finance, which leftists are supposed to hate, and hell he's Hungarian which is a country leftists are also supposed to hate.

Oh and he *literally* worked with the NAZIs.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

========

Brown people can't be antisemitic because they are the oppressed and Israelis, Zionists, and Jews are white which means that they are oppressors.

So, brown antisemitism is good because it's the oppressed fighting their oppressors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:54 PM (RWrid)

142 Under the drinking age?

Oh right, Democrats believe you are a child until age 26...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:55 PM (2GVsD)

143 off sticky gay sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

144 Remember the whole, "if you call everyone Nazi, then people will start saying Nazis aren't so bad" thing?

Yeah.

All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:55 PM (RWrid)

145 145 Remember the whole, "if you call everyone Nazi, then people will start saying Nazis aren't so bad" thing?

Yeah.

All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:55 PM (RWrid)

But that would defeat their goal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (l3cgK)

146 144 sticky gay sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

ewww

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (odBC9)

147 All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

The Brits have a frickin' CHANNEL to keep them out, and they still can't quite manage it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

148 The Mighty Walrus and Narwhal Navy is why Trump took over Greenland. We are moving north to provide muscle and back-up.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (EdP2u)

149 148 All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

The Brits have a frickin' CHANNEL to keep them out, and they still can't quite manage it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

========

They all leave from France. How do they get from Spain to France?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (RWrid)

150 I'm actually flesh colored so does that mean I can get a pass on the whole oppression schtick?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (dbZNM)

151 148 All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

The Brits have a frickin' CHANNEL to keep them out, and they still can't quite manage it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

If it can't be explained as an accident, it wasn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)

152 All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

The Brits have a frickin' CHANNEL to keep them out, and they still can't quite manage it.
Posted by: Archimedes


Blowing the Chunnel is a good place to start.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (V4M8q)

153 Given affirmative action (in violation of scotus ruling) is alive and well in college admissions, it makes sense they're mainly non white.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (RowGD)

154 It seems that the British are escorting the invader boats to their shores now.

William the Conqueror whirls in his grave.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (2GVsD)

155 Next time you hear how much the Left "supports" women victims, show that clip.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows that the issue is never the issue at October 07, 2026 01:58 PM (ohn0/)

156 Speaking of nascent invasion forces, what happened to that convoy in Mexico?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:58 PM (2GVsD)

157 If it can't be explained as an accident, it wasn't.

Clearly. It's a policy, not an accident.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

158 The female was under drinking age on the night in question.

The bar says she was not served, and the frat boys agree she was sober when she arrived.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

159 It seems that the British are escorting the invader boats to their shores now.


That sounds to me like enemy action.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (dbZNM)

160 155 It seems that the British are escorting the invader boats to their shores now.

William the Conqueror whirls in his grave.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM (2GVsD)

Didn't William the Conquerer come from the mainland?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (l3cgK)

161 158 If it can't be explained as an accident, it wasn't.

Clearly. It's a policy, not an accident.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:58 PM (Riz8t)

======

Jeremy Corbyn gave speeches against the Conservative Party because it was importing too many people and undercutting the wages of native Britons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (RWrid)

162 William did, but at least he faced opposition.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (2GVsD)

163 hell he's Hungarian which is a country leftists are also supposed to hate.

—

Since a leftist won an election there, Hungary is on the good list of countries now.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 01:59 PM (RowGD)

164 They all leave from France. How do they get from Spain to France?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:57 PM


I see London
I see France
They get in
via underpants

Posted by: J. Random Moron at October 07, 2026 02:00 PM (0sNs1)

165 Didn't William the Conquerer come from the mainland?

He was Danish or Swedish, by way of France.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:00 PM (Riz8t)

166 many Cornell details

NYPost

https://archive.is/YRaQf

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:00 PM (odBC9)

167 ll the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.

The Brits have a frickin' CHANNEL to keep them out, and they still can't quite manage it.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)
____

They have the Chunnel which allows unrestricted travel between UK and France via an underwater tunnel. You can drive car, take a taxi, or the high-speed train. Anyone who gets to mainland Europe can easily get to UK (and vice versa).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

168 168 They have the Chunnel which allows unrestricted travel between UK and France via an underwater tunnel. You can drive car, take a taxi, or the high-speed train. Anyone who gets to mainland Europe can easily get to UK (and vice versa).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And yet, the illegals are coming over on boats and being escorted to port by the meager British naval forces before being granted government housing and stipends by the British government.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:01 PM (RWrid)

169 Here's a photo of the aspiring brain surgeon who was planning a mass casualty event at the Mall of America in support of ISIS.

https://tinyurl.com/3eaadma3

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)

170 Cospura

https://youtu.be/MqIXMIzZ9oI

You may get a crick in your neck

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 02:02 PM (2GVsD)

171 Post Brexit Chunnel is still open with no border controls? Wasn’t that kinda the point of Brexit?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 02:02 PM (RowGD)

172 Speaking of boats, personal temperatures were more than a bit elevated at the boat ramp earlier today. It's a nice, sunny day, the last before wind and seas pick up in advance of the approaching hurricane, with many mariners who normally slip their boats looking to get them out of the water before the coming storm.

I was about no. 7 in the line up and just sat back and watched and listened to the shit-spewing going on between aggrieved parties -- those looking to put in for a day trip arguing with those wishing to pull out as to whose turn it was, as well as a one dude attempting to cut in the pull-out line. ("I HAVE TO BE AT WORK SOON!")

Also, it was a quite breezy so watching those with not much experience in trailering a boat in wind/current was rather amusing, especially the one presumably husband-and-wife couple yelling at each other complete with very, er, flowerful language.

People under stress can act really weird.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 02:03 PM (J4Dwc)

173 He's got it.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Sec. Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT in front of the Acropolis in Athens, Greece to demand a resurgence of Western Civilization values and against mass 3rd world migration

And he's doing it at the BIRTHPLACE of the West.

Inject this into my veins. 🔥🔥

"The imagination of the western world. GENERATIONS of our statesmen...have looked to [Acropolis] with wonder, with awe."

"2.5 centuries after the founding of the American Republic...I stand here today as a Secretary of State of that republic...I stand here to testify to a debt that no lapse of time, no distance of space can ever extinguish."

"The history of America, of my country, is covered with the fingerprints of antiquity. Greece is literally carved into the architecture of our government."

This speech is pure gold.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 02:03 PM (kX27y)

174 All the Christian Democrats in Germany had to do to not see the rise of AfD was close the borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

^-----------------

That is the one thing they will never do.

This is the biggest clue to who is pulling the strings -- all over the world, the one thing they insist upon is migration. In spite of all the harm it does. the cost, the violence, the decay, and they ultimate demise of our civilization.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:03 PM (TSNP/)

175 Remember:
Hated Nixon easily won re-election on his "law and order" campaign.

But the left never wants to focus on that.

Permitting violent crime is social justice because only "other" people are the victims.

The voters, the "other" tend to disagree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 02:04 PM (3cUTc)

176 Cospura

https://youtu.be/MqIXMIzZ9oI

You may get a crick in your neck
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 02:02 PM (2GVsD)
______

New York Comic Con starts tomorrow ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

177 Hi all- checking in with the world eating the spiciest king Pao chicken I have ever had. It’s very good, but has a bite.

Learning classes, hurricane prepping. We are going to have 7’ storm surges. Should be great! lol.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 175 That is the one thing they will never do.

This is the biggest clue to who is pulling the strings -- all over the world, the one thing they insist upon is migration. In spite of all the harm it does. the cost, the violence, the decay, and they ultimate demise of our civilization.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:03 PM (TSNP/)

===

The Italian Democrat Party went from a major player in national politics in the 2000s to a runt party now. They are second largest in the Italian legislature, but 1st and 3rd biggest are right leaning and coalition together to the point where the Democrats have no say in anything.

They simply will not change course on the immigration question at all, no matter the decline.

And Meloni has gotten more hardline against immigration in the last couple of years in order to help her politically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:05 PM (RWrid)

179 With all the funny named parties in europe, you would think they would have a Homo Muslim Rape Party.

Posted by: Ja! at October 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Ll78X)

180 Here we go.

>>@TousiTVOfficial
·
3m
>>107 Arrests Reported as Riots Bring Arson and Destruction to Belgium

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)

181 I sometimes go to the local boat launch and just watch. It is entertaining. From people who have never backed a trailer to drunk trying to get at a boat onto a trailer to guys fighting over who goes next.

Nothing beats the Miami boat channels but it’s still enjoyable on a summer Saturday.

Getting a slip is money well spent to avoid that madness.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (RowGD)

182 This is the biggest clue to who is pulling the strings -- all over the world, the one thing they insist upon is migration. In spite of all the harm it does. the cost, the violence, the decay, and they ultimate demise of our civilization.

*nods* The Jews.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (2ocoG)

183 The leader of AfD is a woman gay married to a Sri Lankan woman.

Not only are they not NAZIs, by American standards they are pretty far left party.

They just have rational views on immigration.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

184 New York Comic Con starts tomorrow ....

Hijab city?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (2GVsD)

185 180 With all the funny named parties in europe, you would think they would have a Homo Muslim Rape Party.

Posted by: Ja! at October 07, 2026 02:05 PM (Ll78X)

======

*looks askance*
-Croatia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:06 PM (RWrid)

186 Breaking news for the 'ettes:

Shia LaBeouf will soon be back on the market as Mia Goth has filed for divorce after a decade-long marriage.

The actress, 32, cites 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for the split. She lists the date of separation as July 28, 2025, per the documents filed on Tuesday.

They married on October 10, 2016 and welcomed daughter Isabel, now four, in 2022.

Mr. LaBeouf recently solidified those desirable 'bad boy' credentials after being arrested in February following a drunken bar brawl in New Orleans.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 07, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

187 107 Arrests Reported as Riots Bring Arson and Destruction to Belgium

Arrests need to become expulsions, preferably over the North Sea.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)

188 With all the funny named parties in europe, you would think they would have a Homo Muslim Rape Party.

They have one in each country, it's just not called that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

189 So 4Chan finally gave up on Shia LaPoof?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 02:08 PM (2GVsD)

190
Hated Nixon easily won re-election on his "law and order" campaign.

But the left never wants to focus on that.

Permitting violent crime is social justice because only "other" people are the victims.

The voters, the "other" tend to disagree.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 02:04 PM (3cUTc)

If the electorate were composed of the same demographics today as it was in 1972, there would be 70 GOP senators. It’s a different country.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 02:09 PM (RowGD)

191 The leader of AfD is a woman gay married to a Sri Lankan woman.

Not only are they not NAZIs, by American standards they are pretty far left party.

They just have rational views on immigration.


It'll start there, then become the default Europe-wide. Once that happens, perhaps the Euros will wake tfu, and start rebooting their economies. Maybe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:09 PM (Riz8t)

192 With all the funny named parties in europe, you would think they would have a Homo Muslim Rape Party.

They have one in each country, it's just not called that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)
________

[Insert monkey side-eye meme]

-- Democrat Party of USA

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

193 191 It'll start there, then become the default Europe-wide. Once that happens, perhaps the Euros will wake tfu, and start rebooting their economies. Maybe.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 02:09 PM (Riz8t)

=======

"lol. Le non."
-Marine Le Pen, socialist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:10 PM (RWrid)

194 Rubio

https://greekreporter.com

top story

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:10 PM (odBC9)

195 Wasn't it Spain who had the protests in tourism areas about how much Spain hates tourists? Protesters would literally attack tourists.

Posted by: nckate at October 07, 2026 02:11 PM (enNUy)

196 Mr. LaBeouf recently solidified those desirable 'bad boy' credentials after being arrested in February following a drunken bar brawl in New Orleans.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 07, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

Mt preference in men includes being sane. Or mostly sane.

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

197 >>We are going to have 7’ storm surges. Should be great! lol.

Hurricane Sally was forecasted to have a 2-4 storm surge. It turned out to be ten. My house is 9 feet above sea level.

Yeah...

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 02:11 PM (J4Dwc)

198 183 This is the biggest clue to who is pulling the strings -- all over the world, the one thing they insist upon is migration. In spite of all the harm it does. the cost, the violence, the decay, and they ultimate demise of our civilization.

*nods* The Jews.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson

-------------

Who owns most of City of London?
Who would control the UK nukes when UK goes muzzie?
Who has the most representation in UN? (where they have the most leverage for migration?)
Where are most of the migrants from?
What will most of these conquered countries become?
What states have the largest sovereign wealth funds and the most money funding all this?

The whole "blame the Jews" shit is a fake out to distract people from what is really happening.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:11 PM (TSNP/)

199 198 The whole "blame the Jews" shit is a fake out to distract people from what is really happening.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:11 PM (TSNP/)

=======

Carlson is also a nepo baby from a New England Republican family.

I think his antisemitism is just genuine hatred.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:12 PM (RWrid)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:12 PM (odBC9)

201 Mr. LaBeouf recently solidified those desirable 'bad boy' credentials

Seen on X:

Jake: I started wearing a wedding ring when I got out and I swear women pay way more attention to me now.

Emily: You don't think pretending to be married is a little unethical?

Jake: I'm not the one hitting on a married man.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 02:13 PM (2ocoG)

202 Killer Joe knows how to fix Trump.

Joe Scarborough Wants Media Scrutinizing Trump's Mental Acuity Like They Did With Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 07, 2026 02:14 PM (WL2Dk)

203 Water Aerobics at Piper's Studio this weekend!

Posted by: It Will go Swimmingly at October 07, 2026 02:14 PM (EdP2u)

204 Marco Rubio Praises Greece as Model for Europe at Birthplace of Democracy

https://greekreporter.com

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:14 PM (odBC9)

205 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez:

We have worked to build a better world for our compatriots and for the rest of humanity, supporting Ukraine, the European Union and the United Nations in their darkest moments, denouncing genocidal leaders when others remained silent, fighting tyrants, tech oligarchs and speculators who want to destroy the future of our sons and daughters in order to enlarge their own pockets.
=====

This sounds EXACTLY like a Connie Chan ad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 02:14 PM (RIvkX)

206 202 Killer Joe knows how to fix Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 07, 2026 02:14 PM (WL2Dk)

========

Take peak Juno Temple as a retainer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 02:15 PM (RWrid)

207 AR 633-15 is the Army Regulation titled "Procedure for Military Executions," issued by the Department of the Army on April 7, 1959. This manual superseded DA Pamphlet 27-4 (December 9, 1947) and detailed the legal and logistical protocols for carrying out capital punishment within the U.S. military.

https://tinyurl.com/msu6dzpv

Kurt Schlichter has some suggestions:

https://tinyurl.com/3x8kz4du

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 07, 2026 02:15 PM (Y4uRa)

208 Sanchez is "fighting tyrants"?

It is a despicable tyranny to subject your own people to the terrorism of invasion by a hostile army. And it's doubling down on tyranny to withhold the protection that a government is supposed to provide.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 07, 2026 02:16 PM (yROuj)

209 Last time (1000 years ago) Muslims invaded Europe they made it almost to Paris before there was a significant counterattack. This time they have mostly TAKEN Paris, and many points north including Londonistan.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 02:16 PM (vbXSk)

210 Who would control the UK nukes when UK goes muzzie?
Meghan Markle

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

211 197 >>We are going to have 7’ storm surges. Should be great! lol.

Hurricane Sally was forecasted to have a 2-4 storm surge. It turned out to be ten. My house is 9 feet above sea level.

Yeah...
Posted by: one hour sober at October
PNS, Orange Beach, Gulf Shores, all won’t be fun. Perdido Key is now the bullseye. Or it was a little bit ago. If you get hit worse than us, the power to the studio will be turned back on pretty quickly (Publix owns the property), you are welcome to come get cool, charge things, etc.

Even though I can see the bay from my porch, we are up on a hill so flooding at the house won’t be a problem. It’s the old oaks everywhere I am worried about! I forgot Sally was just a Cat 2, I thought it was bigger. I guess because it was so slow and just hung over us. This is fast, but looks like we get the east side of the storm, which is no bueno. For those of you who don’t live in places like we do, that means tornadoes plus hurricane. Woot!

Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

212 Kurt Schlichter has some suggestions:

https://tinyurl.com/3x8kz4du
*****************

"South Carolina carried out 3 firing squad executions just last year."

*Johnny Carson voice*

I did not know that.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 02:19 PM (J4Dwc)

213 Nood. Talarico.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (bFu5X)

214 Who runs Meta? Jew
Who runs Palintir? Jew
Who runs OnlyFans? Jew
Who runs OpenAi? Jew
Who runs NYT? Jews
Who runs BlackRock? Jew

Yeah man, totally crazy to think Jews run things.


Posted by: LOL at October 07, 2026 02:20 PM (Vbq1o)

215 >>>This is the biggest clue to who is pulling the strings -- all over the world, the one thing they insist upon is migration. In spite of all the harm it does. the cost, the violence, the decay, and they ultimate demise of our civilization.


Our self-selected Betters here, and abroad are no better than Charlie Manson. Charlie wanted the blacks to take over America by wiping-out the whites, upon which Charlie would come out of his cave in Death Valley and rule the stupid blacks.

Our Elites want to import enough Third World losers to kill all the whites, blacks, Hispanics, and Asian. Then the Elites will come out of their high-walled, well-defended enclaves and rule the stupid Third World losers.

The moooselmen Third World losers will play that game up to the point the Elites come out of their enclaves. Then, it will be bye bye, Elites. They are too self-deluded to envision how the end game will play-out with their imported mercenaries.

Posted by: Gref at October 07, 2026 02:21 PM (5rh/l)

216 Posted by: Tex Antoine's Last Words On Eyewitness News at October 07, 2026 01:43 PM (EdP2u)

I watched that live. Remember Roger Grimsby's line when the camera came back to him?

"Well Tex, at least you proved the show's not taped.."

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 07, 2026 02:22 PM (08OqX)

217 nood disappearing texas twink

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 07, 2026 02:23 PM (/Tf3l)

218 210 Who would control the UK nukes when UK goes muzzie?
Meghan Markle
Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

Greta Thunberg

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (odBC9)

219 How did I miss Tex in the grey boxes?

I too saw it live. In fact, watching him was a treat in our house. When it happened, it was odd, but not really too bad as it was just Tex being Tex.

The next day he was canned, and we had to figure out what he said and why it was so bad.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:26 PM (TSNP/)

220 What no one mentions in telling the story is that the real reason he was fired is that he was a drunk.

In fact, that is what made him so entertaining. And saying stupid stuff is what drunks do, and what he did often.

So yeah, he was fired for that last comment but he was crashing out at that time anyway... everyone knew it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 02:28 PM (TSNP/)

221
*sings*

I bless the AIDS
Down on Talarico
I bless the AIDS
Down on Talarico
...

Posted by: Eh, what do ya want? It's Toto. at October 07, 2026 02:48 PM (YSUhf)

222 F*king bear got into the garbage can last night. Just in from picking up garbage from the front yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 02:55 PM (XeU6L)

223 Fentanyl has never been cheaper than it is today under Trump. American addicts have saved BILLIONS
Under EBT rules healthy single men must work 80 hours per month to get EBT or be in a drug program

I am sure Trump has this all under control

Posted by: Banned at October 07, 2026 05:10 PM (cc6eN)

Minnesota Under Siege By, Get This, Somali Gangsters

See video here of tribal gangsters brazenly shooting automatic weapons in the suburbs. They're not running. They know no one will come to chase them.


I can't believe it.

Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

The Somali gangbangers shot up a couple of towns right after a community meeting to air grievances about the Somali gangsters shooting up towns.

It's completely unbelievable.

Gunfire in Eden Prairie, Bloomington follows Edina 'gun violence' community meeting

Sources told Alpha News that the shootings in Eden Prairie and Bloomington were also related to Somali gangs.

I am nonplussed. I have shed of all of my plusses.


A community meeting was held at Edina City Hall Monday night to discuss recent violent incidents in the city and surrounding areas.

The recent incidents include shots fired on the campus of Edina's Our Lady of Grace church and school late last month, which the police chief later said involved Somalis, and a double shooting at Eden Prairie High School's homecoming game this past Friday, which that city's police chief later confirmed was Somali gang violence.

The deuce you say. The absolute deuce!


Hours after the meeting ended, Eden Prairie police confirmed that shots had been fired in yet another incident in their city Monday night.

...

Additionally, police are investigating a shooting in Bloomington that took place early Tuesday. Sources say that shooting was also related to Somali gangs.

For serious? This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.


Monday's community meeting in Edina, framed as a "community conversation addressing gun violence," began with a long prologue from Mayor Jim Hovland acknowledging the "Somali youth gang-type problem" in the metro area. Hovland followed up with comments about a potential "community cohesion problem" and urged people to avoid associating the violence with other people with Somali identity. "Somali families and other residents are understandably concerned" over being stereotyped or targeted, Hovland said.

Well that's the most important thing, worrying that the people causing the gangster shooting epidemic will be blamed for causing the gangster shooting epidemic. Let's not solve the gangster shooting epidemic, let's put all of our effort into making sure the people causing the gangster shooting epidemic don't feel bad about causing the gangster shooting epidemic.

One of the police chiefs from that video I linked at the top of the post stated that the Somali Gangster Shooting Epidemic isn't about poverty -- he said the "youths" shooting up neighborhoods live in "$3500 a month apartments" or in homes "worth more than my mortgage."

It's also not about money or drugs, surprisingly.

He says it's just about "social media beefs." Another way to say this is that foreign invaders come from a place where it expected and valorized that "youths" will form violent gangs to war with other violent gangs over nothing except position and advantage and reputation, and that Minnesota has imported the Somali warlord-and-gang problem.

What's amazing is that Doctors and Engineers would descend into such wanton violence.


...

Members of the public lined up to comment and were given about three minutes each to speak. Several Somali or East African commenters said they lived in the area and were also concerned about the violence. However, some wondered why officials were using the word "Somali" in connection to the gang violence and asked officials stop using the word Somali. They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding as a potential curb to the violence.

Oh, the Somalis want state "funding." Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp.


Other commenters included a married couple who are Edina school bus drivers, one of whom stated he believed the violence was due to "spillover" from Minneapolis crime, which was "brought on by the sanctuary policies of Gov. [Tim] Walz."

That's as racist as it is true.

Local police want to take more aggressive measures-- but the Somali Criminal Protection Racket that is the Hennepin County government refuses.


*Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is backing calls for a regional task force to address Somali gang violence in the Twin Cities.

*Fletcher criticized Hennepin County leaders as he pushed for a stronger regional response to recent gang violence.

* Fletcher said law enforcement needs to arrest more suspected gang members to send a message that shootings and violence will not be tolerated.

ST. PAUL, Minn. (FOX 9) - Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher threw his support behind a regional task force to tackle Somali gang violence while blaming weak prosecution of crime for letting the issue fester, specifically calling out Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty.

...

Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is calling for a regional law enforcement task force to address what he describes as Somali gang violence across the Twin Cities.

...

The sheriff made it clear that the individuals responsible for the violence are a small fraction of the greater Somali community.

"I've told you the number is about 300," said Sheriff Fletcher. "We sent 250 letters to known gang members for the state fair. That number still is a good number, but we need to arrest a big chunk of these kids and send a message to the groups as a whole that we're not going to tolerate this type of shooting and violence. And I do want to I want to mention this number again, because this gets really politically contorted. We're talking about a small number of 300 children. There are over 100,000 Somalis living in Minnesota."

Fletcher explained that arresting even just 50 of the estimated 300 gang members would "dramatically" cut crime. He says he'd like to see 25 of those 50 face federal RICO charges.

"We have to be honest, right?" added Ramsey County Deputy Jama Shine. "We do have a gang problem. We do have a Somali gang problem, and we know who these kids are. We know their parents. We know where they live. They're very mobile, and they're causing a lot of problems in the community. I have to say this, the Somali community are not the first immigrants that dealt with gang issues, right? If you look at the 80s and the 90s. The Hmong community, Asian communities, and the only way to overcome it is to address the issue."

This problem, like so many others, begins with an arrogant, ideological fanatical woke white lesbian with a body type resembling a beer truck.

...

The sheriff also called out Hennepin County leaders for not taking enough action to confront the gang violence.

Specifically, he mentioned Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt. For Moriarty, the sheriff questioned whether the county attorney's policy on young offenders was effective.


...

"I don't actually think it would take any money myself," said Sheriff Fletcher. "It takes commitment. You know, the commitment we made in Ramsey County to retask some of these bodies. Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, we need Dawanna Witt to commit to this project. It cannot succeed over there if the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office doesn't put bodies into this mix, because they're the biggest agency over there."

...

Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt fired back at Sheriff Fletcher's comments during a press conference Tuesday afternoon in Bloomington. Witt was speaking about a shooting early that morning that police believe was also connected to gang violence.

Sheriff Witt said her department had already repurposed two task forces to focus on gangs that were working to provide information to regional partners. Speaking Tuesday, she told Fletcher to mind his own business.

"He just has a habit of talking about stuff he don't know nothing about," Sheriff Witt said. "He never called me and asked me that question. So just because he doesn't know doesn't mean it's not happening. So he shouldn't mind Ramsey County business."


Rich McHugh
@RichMcHugh

12h

EXCLUSIVE: 'We need honesty'

There have been 3 Somali gang shootings in the past 4 days in Minnesota. Elected officials say there are no Somali gangs here, and yet, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher says there have been a hundred shootings and 14 Somali gang-related deaths in the last year. He's created a unit devoted to Somali gangs, and brought us inside.

Several of his deputies are Somali. Deputy Jama Shine tells me "I'm from the community. This case doesn't represent me. It doesn't represent our community. We need it to stop, and we need to hold them accountable."

Sheriff Fletcher @RamseySheriff likens the situation to what's happened in Europe: "we better work our butts off right now to fix this problem in the Somali community, or we are going to launch into a 200-year legacy that won't be unlike what some of the European countries are seeing."





Oh, this is fun: Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

She says the only real problem here is the "stereotyping."



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

2 St

Posted by: Clay at October 07, 2026 12:10 PM (K8yzK)

3 https://___flip.com/i/b2xb6u

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (l3cgK)

4 Tim Walz is coming over for bubblegum and to kick ass!
And he's all out of bubblegum!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

5 Damn...link redacted by Pixy...

https://tinyurl.com/3f8ve7sv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

6 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (/THgZ)

7 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (vbXSk)

8 Behold, the bucket in which I carry the fucks I have left to give about stupid leftists getting what they clearly have coming to them. Consider the bucket, note its vast emptiness, contemplate the utter lack of anything vaguely resembling one fuck in this bucket.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (oqH4h)

9 Sheriff Witt sounds like a sub-wit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

10 As if "doctors and engineers" should be reassuring.

Some of the worst perps in history have been doctors and engineers.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (4c2RO)

11 These rogue states need to be gotten under control.

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

12 Michele Tafoya is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (/THgZ)

13 So Rachel Maddow works for a local Minnesota TV station now?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

14 Clean up at #188 needed on previous thread.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)

15 >> They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding as a potential curb to the violence.

The only appropriate response to this is, fuck you.

And your mother.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (Uh88k)

16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

17 De-naturalize and deport ALL of them. Air drop them back in their turd world shit hole.

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (98xTj)

18 Yawn o well.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (gfHNg)

19 Just change the name: Minnesota to Mogadishu. Mogadishu Twins, Vikings may need some work. Waltz and Omar will sign off on it.

Posted by: pahound at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (hjiry)

20 Meh. Over 10 miles from me.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (vBD7W)

21
Hey they built Minnesota, so they get to set the rules or burn it down.

Tampon Tim and his clown A.G. said so.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

22
What's amazing is that Doctors and Engineers would descend into such wanton violence


Fervent believers in "magic bullet" cancer cures, they are.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (ixS3i)

23 16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

Somalimaniacs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

24 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.
-----

You mean they can't dance a lick?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (TN0g+)

25 Out: Prairie Home Companion
In: Scary Islam Gangbangin'

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)

26 >> Specifically, he mentioned Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt.

Wow. Nobody saw that coming.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Uh88k)

27 A potential curb to violence huh? You know what else is a potential curb to violence? Violence.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (vBD7W)

28 Oh come on! Roaming white gangs kill lots more people, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Cqx++)

29 Oh no! Whites in Minnesota are going to be profiling! Won't someone think of the gang members?!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (OPGS/)

30 Michele Tafoya is a 1.
-----

She's a Olive Garden 7.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+)

31 *raises hand*

If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (Uh88k)

32 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of squareheads.

Good luck, MN.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (RWo4b)

33 And send Sheriff Witt along to keep them company.

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (98xTj)

34 Sounds insurrectiony to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (3mtzY)

35 23 16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

Somalimaniacs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

We are Somalimaniacs,
We commit fraud and up crime stats,
...

Posted by: Somalimaniacs at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK)

36 The Hennipen County Attorney, Moriarty, has said that she doesn't think incarceration is ever the answer to criminality. (Except for police officers or ICE--she's happy to put them in jail.)

Posted by: Dave at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (sbsMc)

37 27: And it has to be the kind of violence that leaves no room for retaliation because there are no more malefactors.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (OPGS/)

38 @RichMcHugh
12h

EXCLUSIVE: 'We need honesty'


Fine. Here you go.

Islam is incompatible with the West, and any practicing Muslims should be barred entry. Further, any practicing Muslims currently in the United States on visas or any other travel program shall be removed immediately.

Start there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (gLYp7)

39 Elric continues to impress, like the cream of the crop Somali geniuses we import.

Posted by: Awesomeness On Display! at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)

40 36 The Hennipen County Attorney, Moriarty, has said that she doesn't think incarceration is ever the answer to criminality. (Except for police officers or ICE--she's happy to put them in jail.)

Posted by: Dave at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (sbsMc)

========

Trump should be put in jail for his criminality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (RWrid)

41 Quit using the word "Somali?"

Go back to the old word: Lutherans.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (DKFMq)

42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Posted by: sidney at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Uy/WF)

43 Michele Tafoya is a 1.
-----

She's a Olive Garden 7.
-----

Actually, that rating violates one of my own rules: there are no 7s in any scale of 1-10, because 7 is a way of refusing to declare something an 8 ("good") or a 6 ("not that good").

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

44 Nobody saw that coming.
Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Uh88k)

Dawanna bet?

Posted by: Boswell at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (NTVPI)

45 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

46 "We sent 250 letters...

Yeah, but did you roll up your sleeves?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (3mtzY)

47 "The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?"

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (JrHfD)

48 I bet they are Lutherans.

Posted by: PG at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (wRb1E)

49 After Atlanta, send the 50ft chickens there. Grab a nice halal meal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (/THgZ)

50 42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Posted by: sidney at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Uy/WF)

========

Polling (spit) shows the senate race and governor's race close.

MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

A comparable state on the other side would be NC. But, Democrats treat NC as a fait accompli and theirs already in the senate race, and no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

51 Who fucked that Rob Maddow guy to spawn Jana Shortal?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (3mtzY)

52 Sheriff Fletcher spoke about the expensive, new vehicles these teen gang-members drove: BMW, Mercedes, Audi. Appalling.

Posted by: EveR at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (rJD2P)

53 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.


https://x.com/SecArmy/status/2107637981528125857

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Y4uRa)

54 Lutheran Social Services of Minnesota and Catholic Charities were the primary religious organizations that facilitated the resettlement of Somalis in Minnesota. These faith-based nonprofits had extensive experience helping refugees establish themselves in the state, a foundation built during the earlier resettlement of Southeast Asian refugees in the 1970s and ’80s. They provided essential services such as housing, job placement, and mentorship, proving to the State Department that they could help new arrivals acclimate and become employed, which allowed them to sponsor large numbers of Somali refugees starting in the early 1990s.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (Uh88k)

55 48 This clown? I often wonder how these trolls work. Bots? It's like every now and again, some totally rando troll pops up, takes a big steaming dump on his own face, and then is never seen again.

Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Conservatives hate all gays, so if I inform this person that Bessent is gay, he'll hate Bessent and probably hate himself for having liked Bessent in the first place."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (RWrid)

56 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.


A friend from Minnesota, who told me about these attacks the other day, called them the "light-bulb-looking community".

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (DKFMq)

57 We can't allow a few scattered incidents of gunfire, violence, and fraud deter us from our mission of importing Third World 60 IQ Light Bulb Heads.

Posted by: Lutheran Social Services at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (EdP2u)

58 Everywhere I have lived that has had a problem with a certain group shooting others from a similar group, there's always a little community gathering, and someone, usually a "community activist" or a preacher of some sort, or a mother with five kids who's now down to four, gets their face on the local news with a stop the violence speech. And you know what? The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (QaH55)

59 My gob has been smacked, and my gast is completely flabbered.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

60 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (RIvkX)

61 Sheriff Witt sounds like a sub-wit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

When she speaks, is the air filled with a cloud of carpet fibers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (i9VX2)

62 >> Lutheran Social Services of Minnesota and Catholic Charities

These are the people who should get the bill. And the scorn.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Uh88k)

63 Good morning, first coffee here, just finished Mannix, missed the comments.

Hey, hey, ho, ho, all of Islam's got to go.

It may sound like an eighth grade pep rally but if we are to prosper as a nation it is one of the simple truths. In their world,
it's us or them.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (pMmVV)

64 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.


https://x.com/SecArmy/status/2107637981528125857
Posted by: SMH

Maybe hold the TXMoMe there and then?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

65 The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (QaH55)
====
Because no one likes the truth that some cultures are better than other cultures.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (RIvkX)

66 Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't it super cool how the instant you disagree with the left on anything at all, they resort to the most vile anti-gay screed imaginable. It seems, dare I say, homophobic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (gLYp7)

67 National Guard anyone?

Posted by: toddg at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (s+SI3)

68 Afternoon Ace.
I can hear your average Edina liv "guns are bad , mkay".
Somalis commit fraud in the millions, and engage in crime and gang shootings. It's all the clans from Somalis bringing their shit here. Thx Barky, and Lutheran Services

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (xfATr)

69 "Jana Shortel"? Can't fool me, that's Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (tUj8P)

70 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

71 Everywhere I have lived that has had a problem with a certain group shooting others from a similar group, there's always a little community gathering, and someone, usually a "community activist" or a preacher of some sort, or a mother with five kids who's now down to four, gets their face on the local news with a stop the violence speech. And you know what? The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.
-----

It was better in the old westerns when an ex-gunfighter would move to town to start a church...and then after a couple of bad weeks strap on the 6-shooters and clean up the town.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)

72 no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

The last four polls are
D+1
Tie
D+1.6
D+1

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

73
Stake out Community Meeting on Somali Violence with snipers and a VERY permissive ROE.

Let nature take it's course.

Kick back on the porch with a beer in a Somali Gang-free world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (y9nCu)

74 71 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

=====

"Are you male? Are you in my house?"
-Maine Kampf

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (RWrid)

75 Sheriff Fletcher spoke about the expensive, new vehicles these teen gang-members drove: BMW, Mercedes, Audi. Appalling.
Posted by: EveR at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (rJD2P)

Clearly un-American. They should be driving Caddy's and Lincolns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (i9VX2)

76 Which state is the biggest shithole?

Residents (like myself) of the various shitholes always think their own state is of course the shitholiest. But are the metrics to determine who is King of Shithole Mountain?

Nominees:

Minnesota -- Incalculable fraud, Somali gangs, heinous politicians, shit weather.
California -- The source of all bad ideas; super-majority of insane far-leftists means every lunatic bad policy they dream up instantly become state law, soon after copied by every other state.
Michigan -- Dearborn. Detroit. Nuff said.
New York -- New York City and everything it has become.
Colorado — Like California, but with snow.
Oregon — Wet hippies; failed hippie fantasies enacted as government mandates.
...among others.

Votes?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)

77 KARE 11 (NBC Minneapolis) runs segment about recent Somali gang violence.
------------

WTF is that creature in the vid?
Closer look : https://shorturl.at/oxIKn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (XeU6L)

78 Oh, the Somalis want state "funding." Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp.

Oddly specific.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (6ydKt)

79 73 no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

The last four polls are
D+1
Tie
D+1.6
D+1

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

====

"MN is a hotbed of corruption that has been uncovered publicly. Our nominee is strong. Their nominee is weak. We can win this!"
-no Republican ever, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (RWrid)

80 Minnesota has long had a reputation as a "nice" state. Maybe well intentioned, but horrible gangs are taking advantage. Minnesota leaders are paralyzed.

Lesson for other states and communities in this country. Enforce the law

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (PKL0q)

81 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.
Posted by: That Guy


You'd think so, but I'm not sure they have any better aim than out native black gang members, which means they're more of a danger to innocent by-standers than they are to each other.

I still think the state should provide marksmanship classes so they actually start aiming at their targets.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (vJrRc)

82 MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

MN is where the "Buick full of ballots" actually happened. If the cheating was nuked there it'd be a different ballgame.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (tUj8P)

83 The somali tamale just shows how stupid minnesota democrats are and can be.

Enjoy dumbasses.

Posted by: Tim Walz, governor and chomo at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (Al3kG)

84 "It's also not about money or drugs, surprisingly."

I suspect it is about money and drugs. It always is. That's how every gang that ever existed functions. The Somali cockroaches are no different.

Sure, there are intermural hatreds and tribal beefs going back to an ancient relative who raped a rival's goat without permission. But it's all against the backdrop of money and drugs (and other criminal activity). Just like any other gang.

Crips and Bloods were all American blacks and endlessly beefed and murdered each other. No Somali, Muslim, or immigrant motivations are needed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

85 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM


How do you solve a problem like Mohammed....?*


*I know, wrong musical. I haven't seen West Side Story yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

86 The solution is to make it illegal for people to talk about Somali Gang shootouts, naturally.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (ssz2a)

87 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.
Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (Uh88k)

All the shots that miss land in baby carriages full of white babies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (i9VX2)

88 83 MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

MN is where the "Buick full of ballots" actually happened. If the cheating was nuked there it'd be a different ballgame.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (tUj8P)

=======

What if the US DOJ actually means it this time when it comes to federal election monitors for the first time ever?

Harmeet Dhillon seems pretty serious about this stuff. Maybe she should get a job in the DOJ...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (RWrid)

89 I can see Shortal being the worst of the worst Komissar. To the gulag with you .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (xfATr)

90 Votes?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)

You somehow left off of your list:

VA -- Ground zero for the writhing leviathan which wants only your destruction.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)

91
What's their issue?

Smaller class sizes? More learing people to serve them?

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)

92 Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt....
----

1. A "fundamentally non-serious" selection

2. Law enforcement is always a (potential) *combat* position, and women don't belong in combat. As a result, women cannot be placed in combat leadership positions either.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

93
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)

94 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

95 94
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)

=======

"Alright, we'll deport all the diversity that doesn't work in restaurants."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (RWrid)

96 >>> 90 I can see Shortal being the worst of the worst Komissar. To the gulag with you .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (xfATr)

It would probably cry like a little Che-bitch when killed, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (3mtzY)

97 If there is a lesson here is that the time for people to drive these shitheads out of their communities was 25+ years ago.

The progs took advantage of the brief seemingly post-racial moment at the turn of the century to start jamming barbarians into our communities. You have to fight right at the start.

Posted by: heya at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (MRSnh)

98 This guy was clearly nervous about the cameras, but made great points. Video is less than 4 minutes:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3tz94h

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Wt5PA)

99 >>The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

Hope they have popcorn from the DFAC.

The fatalities and their ranks/occupations were:
Michael Grant Cahill (Civilian Physician Assistant)
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo (Major)
Russell Gilbert Seager (Captain)
John Paul Gaffaney (Captain)
Juanita Lee Warman (Lieutenant Colonel)
Justin Michael DeCrow (Staff Sergeant)
Amy Sue Krueger (Staff Sergeant)
Frederick Greene (Specialist)
Jason Dean Hunt (Specialist)
Aaron Thomas Nemelka (Private First Class)
Michael Scott Pearson (Private First Class)
Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)
Kham See Xiong (Private First Class)

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)

100 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

101 Minnesota has long had a reputation as a "nice" state. Maybe well intentioned, but horrible gangs are taking advantage. Minnesota leaders are paralyzed.

As someone who lived there a bit in the 90s, the "nice" was mostly in the passive-aggressive "I'll love you to your face and plot to shiv you behind your back" sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (tUj8P)

102 Votes?
Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)
-----

California gets my vote. The other shitholes can largely be ignored but CA has a critical mass of retards that not only affect national policy but also export their retardation to all the other states and ruin otherwise-nice places.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (oqH4h)

103 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself?

That doesn't cut off the flow of money to the gangs or the police, so they'll keep hiring and they'll keep overlooking.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (DKFMq)

104 I'm sure none of those Somali deputies working on the gang unit tell their fellow Somalis the plans of the police to break up their gangs.

Right?

Posted by: Random PJ at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (+jscL)

105 101 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

=======

They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

106 Which state is the biggest shithole?
======

*clasps hands overhead in victory pose*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

107 Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM

Not even in the top 5? Your list is queeah.

- Massachusetts

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (bFu5X)

108 107 Which state is the biggest shithole?
======

*clasps hands overhead in victory pose*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

=

Wait...you're from Rhode Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

109 They like to talk about ‘gun violence’ until they are blue in the face and have has enough of blowing sunshine up each other’s asses.

What they don’t want to talk about is putting the cause of the ‘gun violence’, the ‘youths’, in jail until they’re 21 so they won’t be on the street causing ‘gun violence’.

That would be cruel.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (6ydKt)

110
"Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp."

LOL, Ace. Would be more MN if you subbed walleye for carp

Also, Hovland is not liked by the right of mind. Arrogant and smug.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

111 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Two words: concealed carry

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (wxsGM)

112 These Minnesota towns should try doubling the midnight basketball leagues.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (E2K/A)

113 I blame the Lutherans. They bought them here.


BTW - that was an intentional typo. Bought, not brought.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (dbZNM)

114 Just change the name: Minnesota to Mogadishu. Mogadishu Twins, Vikings may need some work. Waltz and Omar will sign off on it.
Posted by: pahound at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (hjiry


Pirates.
Somali Pirates.
Scourge of the...well...nothing really. But they get headlines from time to time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)

115 >>>Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

I can't quit you, ace.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (odBC9)

116 Nobody who has actually been to Somali is surprised.

Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (PBu3t)

117 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

on the other hand it may be a variation of the Massad Ayoob "shhot me first vest."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (wxsGM)

118 BTW - that was an intentional typo. Bought, not brought.

Yup. Illegals have been quite profitable for Catholic, Luthern, and Jewish charities.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (tUj8P)

119
A friend from Minnesota, who told me about these attacks the other day, called them the "light-bulb-looking community".
Posted by: t-bird


The Reddy Kilowatt gang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)

120
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)




If you really want to fry a commie's brain, challenge them to justify "diversity" without mentioning restaurants or food trucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (y9nCu)

121 For those who didn't see it, Walz's daughter posted a picture of him running a marathon where he'd clearly peed his shorts. He doesn't even realize the women in his immediate family are running a humiliation ritual on him.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (tUj8P)

122 Wait...you're from Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM


I don't believe that exists.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Westley at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

123 Wait...you're from Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

Make believe place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (/THgZ)

124 I can't believe that one would use the S-word in association with gang violence.

Posted by: S-word is the New N-word at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (47/pr)

125 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

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They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)
________

We might get all three.

I don't think Dems realize how livid up even center-left normals in MN are over getting gang-raped, literally and physically, by mutant foreign CHUDs and slimewhore maggots.

Then the Dums go and nominate a slate of creepy undesirables who epitomize what these normal voters most despise.

Maybe I'm I'm just wishcasting, but I think we win these races. I'm beginning to see flopsweat on many Democraps about these races. That's always a good sign.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

126 Minnesota is a failed state.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (47/pr)

127 For those who didn't see it, Walz's daughter posted a picture of him running a marathon...
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In what decade was this supposed marathon? I don't believe for a second that it was anytime in the last 10 years?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

128 Everyone knows that if you don't point out which groups are actively participating in violence and criminality, the problem goes away.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (0U5gm)

129 Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.
Posted by: Marcus T


Funny thing I heard about those - they're not actually associated with the church (anymore, if ever).

They've been skin-suited and at least one of them is run by a Muslim.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (vJrRc)

130 Minnesota, Minneapolis in particular, is a haven for criminals of all kinds. George Floyd didn't end up there by accident after leaving the State Pen in Texas. Same for Hispanic criminals who get jailed elsewhere. I've seen a number of First 48 murder cases with criminals from OK or TX. There are generous welfare benefits and petty crime is winked at. Barney Fife was right!

Posted by: Nip It In The Bud! at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (EdP2u)

131 116 >>>Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

I can't quit you, ace.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (odBC9)


https://youtu.be/6d_wxEz1Cbg

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (6ydKt)

132 If you go and minister to these people in their own land you have my undying respect. Bringing them and their savage, uncivilized ways here should be a criminal act. Especially when you do it for money.


Not much difference in my mind from the moneychangers that Jesus dealt with. Very angrily.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (dbZNM)

133 In what decade was this supposed marathon? I don't believe for a second that it was anytime in the last 10 years?

The word "running" was likely doing some heavy lifting. I'd expect more like waddling.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (tUj8P)

134 If they only issued weapons to the various police forces who were directed to use them with prejudice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (pMmVV)

135 Speaking of CHUD-fucking dumpster fires, I finally saw Poopergirl on 4K last night. Wow, just wow. Terrible all around. It's like not one single good decision was made in the entire production.

Shit concept, shit script, shit direction, shit CGI overkill, shit editing/continuity, shit wokeness, shit rip-off of GotG and Star Wars, and mostly shit casting. Not even Jason Mamoa could save this dumpster fire. The movie richly deserved its $150 million loss.

All this being said, the problem wasn't really casting the twit retard as SG. She actually wasn't that bad, and can act. The problem was the entire conception of SG for the movie. Who wants to watch a movie about a drunk, mumbling, depressed, mentally ill, semi-suicidal superhero? She's Supergirl, for fuck's sake.

I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

136 126 Maybe I'm I'm just wishcasting, but I think we win these races. I'm beginning to see flopsweat on many Democraps about these races. That's always a good sign.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

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It won't be about normies.

It'll be about soft Democrat partisans just deciding that, nah, they can skip this election while soft Republican partisans are incensed enough about the state of the state to say, "yeah, I can make the effort."

Fingers crossed!

I mean, it'd be hilarious if 6pm election night, MSNOW is talking about the impending flip of Texas, but by 9pm, they're crying because MN and NH have fallen instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (RWrid)

137 The fatalities and their ranks/occupations were:
Michael Grant Cahill (Civilian Physician Assistant)
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo (Major)
Russell Gilbert Seager (Captain)
John Paul Gaffaney (Captain)
Juanita Lee Warman (Lieutenant Colonel)
Justin Michael DeCrow (Staff Sergeant)
Amy Sue Krueger (Staff Sergeant)
Frederick Greene (Specialist)
Jason Dean Hunt (Specialist)
Aaron Thomas Nemelka (Private First Class)
Michael Scott Pearson (Private First Class)
Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)
Kham See Xiong (Private First Class)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)
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May their blood be avenged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

138
Newport is nicer than Vermont this time of year.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Y8DZL)

139 If by marathon, you mean Coach Timmy ran 50 yards. Yeah, I believe it.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Oy/m2)

140 and urged people to avoid associating the violence with other people with Somali identity.
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That's always the REAL issue.

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (5EeHw)

141 >>>
Not much difference in my mind from the moneychangers that Jesus dealt with. Very angrily.

Posted by: Chairborne!...
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Well, it is a different century.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (pMmVV)

142 Michigan is really beautiful if you get rid of Detroit, Dearborn, Ann Arbor and get rid of the evil, crazy bitches in power.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)

143 Black Hawk Down: Minneapolis

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (VyD10)

144
They need to repatriate any family that has a gang member in it.

Yes, even if they were born here. We need to get creative to solve this problem thrust upon us by the Democrats and their treasonous actions.

I guarantee that shipping whole family back to Somalia with no chance to ever come back because of Little Junior Gang Lord would install proper discipline in the home for these a-holes.

If not, adios. Enjoy Somalia.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 12:40 PM (YSUhf)

145 Oh, look at this:

El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.

https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/
2107844836657156260/photo/1

That clear racial preference in the primary (black precincts overwhelmingly voted for Haley Stevens over El-Sayed) getting ignored in the general won't have negative consequences for Democrats, will it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:40 PM (RWrid)

146 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

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They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)
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The real REAL prize in MN would be the governorship, the AG office, and some legislature gains.

Keith Ellison - the Supreme Warlord hisself, is up for re-election.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

147 Trump's muslim ban doesn't sound so silly anymore.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (5EeHw)

148 If I didn't have family in MN, I'd say fuck em and let the state burn.

The state used to be pretty pro-gun. So this problem can be solved with 'community solutions'. I just suggest red dot optics for those solutions as they really help hit percentage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (s1VwS)

149 If you really want to fry a commie's brain, challenge them to justify "diversity" without mentioning restaurants or food trucks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I bet that's why it was fashionable for a while to cancel white people who owned and worked in ethnic food trucks: to short cut the "just get a recipe book if you like the cuisine so much" anti-immigration argument.

"I want authentic cuisine and it's not authentic if it's not made by someone fresh off the boat"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)

150 I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

Supergirl.
Like in the Justice League cartoons.

But Hollywood refuses that and ages her until her greatest enemy is menopause.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

151 Many Catholic Charities operate as 501 c 3 organizations and are separate from the diocese in which they are resident. But they greatly coordinate with the church and operate under the Catholic Charities USA banner.

Don’t let anyone in the church tell you they are independent. They aren’t. They only say that because parishioners are pissed and told them to go fly a kite anytime they look for donations. The answer to that is never. So they resort to distortions.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (quOho)

152 146 The real REAL prize in MN would be the governorship, the AG office, and some legislature gains.

Keith Ellison - the Supreme Warlord hisself, is up for re-election.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

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A governor who does the bare minimum to clean up elections in MN with a legislature to codify key elements and an AG to enforce it?

It would entertain me.

Let it be done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (RWrid)

153 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (kaoZK)

154 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (cWLG3)

155 142 Michigan is really beautiful if you get rid of Detroit, Dearborn, Ann Arbor and get rid of the evil, crazy bitches in power.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)

It really is. Drove through the state, mostly the UP, this spring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (s1VwS)

156 El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.
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I guess they know who can be shaken down and who can't.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (5EeHw)

157 156 El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.
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I guess they know who can be shaken down and who can't.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (5EeHw)

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You have to ask people for their vote. It's the first step.

But it's mostly about how the black electorate in MI is going to be depressed. It's been obvious since the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (RWrid)

158 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

159 Have they tried Midnight Basketball? That always works!

Posted by: Barry Soetero at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (V362x)

160 153 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (kaoZK)

This is why the Somali were imported. That and the hatred of whiteness. MN was very pale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)

161 >>>This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.

I am beginning to sense an air of sarcasm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (UFAYb)

162 I brought them here to do this.

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Wt1Rs)

163 130 Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.
Posted by: Marcus T

Funny thing I heard about those - they're not actually associated with the church (anymore, if ever).

They've been skin-suited and at least one of them is run by a Muslim.

Posted by: FeatherBlade
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If this is so why haven't those churches sued to have their name removed, to say the least.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (pMmVV)

164 161 >>>This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.

I am beginning to sense an air of sarcasm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (UFAYb)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (RWrid)

165 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (cWLG3)

What's Dog the Bounty Hunter doing these days?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (i9VX2)

166 Stereotyping is the problem says walking stereotype.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (XOmY9)

167 *I know, wrong musical. I haven't seen West Side Story yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

"I just met a ghoul named Ilhan Omar..."

Posted by: Boswell at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (NTVPI)

168 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

169
I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

So you can hold a big gay orgy. Right, fag? Astrolubed to infinity. Opening buttholes with forceps. Homo Eyes Wide Shut. Amirite?
Posted by: COPS! at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (nsBol)
___________

This clown? I often wonder how these trolls work. Bots? It's like every now and again, some totally rando troll pops up, takes a big steaming dump on his own face, and then is never seen again.

Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM

This is a safe space, Elric. No one here cares if you are gay.

Posted by: harvey milk's milk at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (J6UL7)

170 Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)

Her last words were "My baby! My baby!"

The father of her child should get to be on the firing squad.

Posted by: pookysgirl, struggling to contain the rage at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Wt5PA)

171 154 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Yes, my Dad is mild-mannered, but he's getting mighty angry.

Posted by: Edna Unger at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (EdP2u)

172 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

We have filthy Scumalians here, too. Balme Trudeau for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (i9VX2)

173 Minn still likes Klobuchar for some reason. The Dem Senate candidate , Flanagan, is a complete nutbag and Tafoya is running a good campaign. Flanagan could take the fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xfATr)

174 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)


Because plaid and Subaru's are so 90's?

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Q/FnY)

175 I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

Supergirl.
Like in the Justice League cartoons.

But Hollywood refuses that and ages her until her greatest enemy is menopause.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)
______

Yea, as part of a group of superheroes. Maybe.

Nobody cares enough about SG to see her in her own movie, and especially not when she's just a whiny, needy, woke female version of SM.

It's like they made an WNBA version of SG, but forgot that nobody watches the WNBA.

I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

176 Oh, this is fun: Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

THIS is an insult to the revered Ghostbusters! and Harold Ramis in particular!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

177 >>>'We need honesty'

You'd settle for a cessation of hostilities l.

You'll get vigilance committees.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (UFAYb)

178 >> We have filthy Scumalians here, too. Balme Trudeau for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (i9VX2)

It looks like the frogs from Quebec may beat you to independence. We may have to ask them. Although a lot of them are weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (quOho)

179 You have to ask people for their vote. It's the first step.

But it's mostly about how the black electorate in MI is going to be depressed. It's been obvious since the primary.
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Same for TX.

If you hear about Souls to the Polls, that means the walking around money has been deployed.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

180 The New Mexico governor's race can be summed up over one issue. Greg Hull (R) wants to eliminate income taxes over the next couple years. Meanwhile Deb Haaland (Communist), who failed her bar exam and somehow managed to become Biden's Secretary of the Interior, wants to increase State spending on welfare/social programs, issue a few tax credits to people who are most likely are not paying taxes, and "lower costs." You can pretty much guess who's winning this race, and yes, she is going to be in complete disaster. In case you're curious how she ended up being the SOI, it's because she wears turquoise earrings and is a Navajo Nation member.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (VyD10)

181 Susan Collins bitched slapped Troy jact beyond all reason in the debate last night. Even the Dems propaganda ministries are admitting it. Collins is a tough old broad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xfATr)

182 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)

183 >>>Minnesota Under Siege By, Get This, Somali Gangsters

-->Minnesomali

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (odBC9)

184 182 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)

From you and me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

185 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?

I mean, surely a bunch of known gang leaders have outstanding warrants?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (zYpTz)

186 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)
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I think the implication was they are from affluent families, but as I commented above I suspect they're just criminals in it for the money. The high-ranking Crips and Bloods always drove Cadillacs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

187 179 Same for TX.

If you hear about Souls to the Polls, that means the walking around money has been deployed.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

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I think Crockett losing in TX was a serious blow to black turnout nationwide.

She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real. The black electorate knows on some level that they're passing their peak of power within the Democrat Party, and the shady way that the establishment pushed Talarico instead of her just settled into the black consciousness.

No, the Democrat Party is not on the black man's side, and yes, black people are just tokens to the Party.

Depressed turnout in black districts in Ohio which doesn't have a big racial element to any of its statewide races this year can be explained more than one way, but I think the Crockett loss is part of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)

188 It looks like the frogs from Quebec may beat you to independence. We may have to ask them. Although a lot of them are weird.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (quOho)

I went to Calgary yesterday. Noticed a whole bunch of new signs urging a "no" vote on the upcoming independence referendum. The pro "yes" signs have been up for several months. Could be the federales are getting scared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (i9VX2)

189 You know what the real problem here is of course.

GUNS

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (5EeHw)

190 T FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

What a homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (UFAYb)

191 It'll be about soft Democrat partisans just deciding that, nah, they can skip this election
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A mange infectation affecting yellow dogs? Hopefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)


I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

193 181 Susan Collins bitched slapped Troy jact beyond all reason in the debate last night. Even the Dems propaganda ministries are admitting it. Collins is a tough old broad

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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You must be mistaken, consensus has derived that she's a loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (pMmVV)

194
Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma-lia

They come and go

They come and go-o-o-oh

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (odBC9)

195 I'm 100% sure that lesbian chick is AI.

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (SwyyQ)

196 I'll bet they just want more school funding, like the youths in France. Yes, that must be it.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (GUOwU)

197 It's clan-based warfare, just like in Somalia - all the Somali gangs in Minnesota are associated with a particular clan.

Jacob Frey ran against a Somali last time for mayor of Minneapolis, and used the brilliant tactic of exploiting clan divisions to get a lot of Somalis to vote for him and not the Somali.

Ilhan Omar belonged to the same clan as the mayoral candidate, and furiously announced that Somalis who voted for Frey should all be deported.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (aD4fx)

198 Minn still likes Klobuchar for some reason. The Dem Senate candidate , Flanagan, is a complete nutbag and Tafoya is running a good campaign. Flanagan could take the fall
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xfATr)
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Older voters like Amy in part because of her father. Jim Klobuchar was a columnist for the Star Tribune for 37 years. Also, a drunk. Dems in MN that I know hate Trump and will vote for anyone with a D. Cannot reason with them. Flanagan is cuckoo for coconuts and they don't care.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 12:53 PM (kX27y)

199 All the smug box wine moms that live in those expensive suburbs south and southwest of Minneapolis we're finally having to deal with the consequences that come from electing a wackadoodle government for decades and supporting their state being invaded by third world barbarians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:53 PM (VyD10)

200 Yea, as part of a group of superheroes. Maybe.

Nobody cares enough about SG to see her in her own movie, and especially not when she's just a whiny, needy, woke female version of SM.

It's like they made an WNBA version of SG, but forgot that nobody watches the WNBA.

I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Nah. This Supergirl is a slutty party girl. Like it or hate it, it's different.

They wasted Lobo but they didn't water him down. He cuts a guy head off and stuffs it in a bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (s1VwS)

201 She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)
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I'm going to take issue with this. Her Hoodrat Barbie act is the opposite of authentic and real. She grew up in an upper-upper-middle class home with two parents with professional occupations and went to private school.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

202 I did note in one of the linked videos the TV newsbabe referred to them as Somali-American gangmembers. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (QaH55)

203 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.
Posted by: Sharpie



They imported Somalians specifically to stop the right turn.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (0U5gm)

204 If not for the sensational Somali cuisine...

Posted by: dananjcon at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (8C1eU)

205 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.

Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU)

206 201 She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)
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I'm going to take issue with this. Her Hoodrat Barbie act is the opposite of authentic and real. She grew up in an upper-upper-middle class home with two parents with professional occupations and went to private school.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

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Oh, it's fake.

But it feels real to those predisposed to like the act. Like Kamala.

Democrat partisan black women look at Crockett doing her thang and say, "That's my girl." And then the establishment stabbed her in the back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (RWrid)

207 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?
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Lol, they "sent letters"! That's precious. Why doesn't he just resign? That was stupid-on-stilts.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

208 192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)


I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

I'd prefer regime change. Duluth is too important as a shipping port to give away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (s1VwS)

209 ___

I think the implication was they are from affluent families, but as I commented above I suspect they're just criminals in it for the money. The high-ranking Crips and Bloods always drove Cadillacs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Somalis are never portrayed as affluent. Somalis are never portrayed as doing anything that would cause them to become affluent. Affluence is obtained by work and intelligence. Neither of these attributed to Somalis.

Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

210 He cuts a guy head off and stuffs it in a bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (s1VwS)

Everyone knows you're supposed to cut to stuffing the guy's bag in your head.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (5EeHw)

211 I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Because you need a character everyone knows, loves and is intrigued by to save your crappy DC movie.

Lobo! That's it.

Okay back to work.

MSNow was having a circle jerk at the top of the hour about Texas going Dem and showing how unpopular President Trump is.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

212 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.

Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU) home.

Has your ox been flummed? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (UFAYb)

213 I think Crockett losing in TX was a serious blow to black turnout nationwide.

She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real. The black electorate knows on some level that they're passing their peak of power within the Democrat Party, and the shady way that the establishment pushed Talarico instead of her just settled into the black consciousness.

No, the Democrat Party is not on the black man's side, and yes, black people are just tokens to the Party.

Depressed turnout in black districts in Ohio which doesn't have a big racial element to any of its statewide races this year can be explained more than one way, but I think the Crockett loss is part of it.
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I agree. There's still an element of local politics coming in though. The entire Dem establishment in MI is behind Abdul and I'd be really surprised if they forgot to get the blacks their money to produce the votes. You just don't overlook that in a functioning party, so I'm looking for a signal.

In TX the Dem party is really non-existent so I think the Crocket debacle is real.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XOmY9)

214 I'd prefer regime change. Duluth is too important as a shipping port to give away.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (s1VwS)

The Iron Range. Iron is kind of important.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (i9VX2)

215 I went to Calgary. It felt more like North Dakota than Canada. Gods country. Hard working, God fearing people. Salt of the earth types. Too bad they have the Flames. lol.

Toronto felt like Weenie Land. A lot of preening liberals. Like NYC, but colder.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (quOho)

216 Nothing new here. Used to be a small segment of Italians that gave their entire ethnicity a bad name.

The feds locked up a bunch of them, and although they're still engaged in crime, they've eased their mobster violence.

Same approach should work with Somalis.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (yRCXf)

217 >>>208 192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)


I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)
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You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pMmVV)

218 168 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Maybe. But you'll never hear about black on black violence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (s1VwS)

219 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

They have some quality learing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (UFAYb)

220 Has your ox been flummed?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (UFAYb)

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (5EeHw)

221 ut it feels real to those predisposed to like the act. Like Kamala.

Democrat partisan black women look at Crockett doing her thang and say, "That's my girl."
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I beg to differ. Its not like black people aren't capable of knowing when they're being conned. They know. They just don't care because they think there will be a payoff. The people (black and white) who voted for Kamala *knew* they were voting for an alcoholic imbecile. They didn't care.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (TN0g+)

222 185 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?

I mean, surely a bunch of known gang leaders have outstanding warrants?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (zYpTz)
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Not to mention the waste of paper and ink because I'll bet that 90% of the gang leaders are illiterate.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (oqH4h)

223 Please don't make doing generalizations based on our group identity

And give money to our group. Now.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmuh Carter, pitching a Windfall Profits Tax at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (aatKj)

224 Where do they get the money?

Billions upon billions in fraud - stealing governmental money.

Minnesota government will never do anything about it, since it's viewed as the price of keeping them in the Democratic coalition.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (aD4fx)

225 I am nonplussed. I have shed of all of my plusses.

I got to work this morning gruntled but that sure didn't last.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (guGkK)

226 T FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

What a homo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (UFAYb)
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Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

227 Begone sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (aatKj)

228 >> I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

I was gonna throw in New Mexico. But we need the artillery ranges.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (quOho)

229 You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pMmVV)

This guy gets it.

They get nothing but despair. If I am feeling charitable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (UFAYb)

230 If fake eyelashes were qualification enough for high public office Jasmine Crockett would be president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (VyD10)

231 >> You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pM

Bigot.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (quOho)

232 It's clan-based warfare, just like in Somalia - all the Somali gangs in Minnesota are associated with a particular clan.


Spot on ARC.
Their fighting in Mogadishu was exactly this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (2WIwB)

233 Somalis are largely negative human capital.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

234 219 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

They have some quality learing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Right, that cop talking about these thugs coming from legitimate homes is blowing wind up somebody's ass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (pMmVV)

235 230 If fake eyelashes were qualification enough for high public office Jasmine Crockett would be president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (VyD10)

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I still think she'll be Kamala's VP pick.

The woman who feels like the white man failed her twice in 2024 (first Biden and then Walz) is gonna go full black girl magic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

236 Same approach should work with Somalis.

The problem is that most Italians weren't gangsters, and were productive members of the community.

Four-fifths of Somali families in Minnesota are on welfare, and have been for years and years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx)

237 Minneapolis is the Paris of the North?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

238 Bud Grant >>>>>>>> Somali Grants

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

239 Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I just thought it would be fun to call you a homo, since you said you'd never been called one.

And it's nice that Trump put homo and retard back into the lexicon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (UFAYb)

240 Mr. cop, don't tell me you don't understand.

They are criminals.

Go get them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (pMmVV)

241 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

You know where they get the money.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (zYpTz)

242 Four-fifths of Somali families in Minnesota are on welfare, and have been for years and years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx)

More like 20-fifths. You forgot the fraud.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (774RX)

243 >>or we are going to launch into a 200-year legacy that won't be unlike what some of the European countries are seeing

Huh. So you're saying all this MUSLIM violence around the world going off at the same time after globalists imported millions of MUSLIMS into the west might be related?

Well slap my ass and call me Nancy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

244 This post is an insult to the 1% of American Somalis who are law-abiding and productive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (guGkK)

245 https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107849778834837868

"@derzum_
·
1h
Trump's immigration crackdown is purging migrants from American benefits.

In California alone, since the Big Beautiful Bill became law, more than 390,000 legal and illegal aliens have disenrolled from Medi-Cal programs."

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Even in deep blue resistance states like CA, immigrants are being cut off from benefits, making it harder for them to simply exist in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (RWrid)

246 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

They are not going to run an all "black" all female ticket unless the entire thing is sewn up in the fraud bag. Not even a remote chance.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

247 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)

248 Oops

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

249 Trump's biggest opposition is the ou50t of control judiciary(including the Supreme Court)

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (YwEeS)

250 205 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.
Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU)

I think your flabber has been gasted.
On the analogy of "butthurt."

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (odBC9)

251 "Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?"


They are going to follow up with something stronger. Like a "Do Not Murder" training video.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (GUOwU)

252 I was gonna throw in New Mexico. But we need the artillery ranges.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (quOho)


Good elk hunting there too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)

253 246 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

They are not going to run an all "black" all female ticket unless the entire thing is sewn up in the fraud bag. Not even a remote chance.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

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Kamala is stupid and did make the Walz choice herself. She's also thin-skinned, blames white people for all of her problems, and will win the nomination on the backs of the black electorate.

Yes, Crockett is a viable option for Kamala well beyond reasons of, "Democrats out of power and on the defensive regarding election fortification for 4 years have the election more sewn up than in 2024 when they owned the DOJ and were coming off of getting away with 2020."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (RWrid)

254 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)

And that's what they need, Little Birds on mini gun runs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UFAYb)

255 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Maybe. But you'll never hear about black on black violence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (s1VwS)
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The reality is that the American black gangbangers probably joined with the Somali black gangbagers, as the latter gained power. The Somali blacks may even have started as members of American gangs and eventually took them over.

The history of organized crime and street gangs is ... complicated. At a time when the black gangs were at war with the hispanic gangs, you had members of those gangs crossing over to the other side. Blacks and hispanics forming new, integrated gangs.

And long before that, when the Italian and Jewish mafias were warring for power, you had a lot of Jews in Italian gangs and vice versa.

Gangs lead to strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

256 I beg to differ. Its not like black people aren't capable of knowing when they're being conned. They know. They just don't care because they think there will be a payoff. The people (black and white) who voted for Kamala *knew* they were voting for an alcoholic imbecile. They didn't care.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (TN0g+)



There is truth in your observation.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (dbZNM)

257 244 This post is an insult to the 1% of American Somalis who are law-abiding and productive.

Posted by: Cicero
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Please

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (pMmVV)

258 The horrors, they got the Sternly Worded Letter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (2GVsD)

259 Huh. So you're saying all this MUSLIM violence around the world going off at the same time after globalists imported millions of MUSLIMS into the west might be related?

Well slap my ass and call me Nancy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

Speaking of muslim violence, have there been any Oct. 7 - anniversary atrocities committed yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (i9VX2)

260 My Aunt lived in Bloomington MN and when I visited as far back as 25 years ago they were belly aching about the Somalis'... Evidently nothing was done about them...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (+gK6I)

261
They're testing the tornado alarms here.

Happens once a month.

It always feels, at least for couple of seconds, like the beginning to a late 60s or 70s anti-nukes movie.

Or maybe Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (YSUhf)

262 >> Good elk hunting there too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)

I don’t realize their range extended that far. I need to get out more.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (quOho)

263 Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I just thought it would be fun to call you a homo, since you said you'd never been called one.

And it's nice that Trump put homo and retard back into the lexicon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (UFAYb)
______

I knew you were joking

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

264 muslims don't belong in the US. Somali muslims doubly so

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (affD0)

265 Has Tampon Timmy changed his Depends yet to respond to this crisis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)

266 265 Has Tampon Timmy changed his Depends yet to respond to this crisis?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)

LOL.. Looks like he needs them...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (+gK6I)

267 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)



Including using women and children as shields. Low-life MFers.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (dbZNM)

268 216 Nothing new here. Used to be a small segment of Italians that gave their entire ethnicity a bad name.

The feds locked up a bunch of them, and although they're still engaged in crime, they've eased their mobster violence.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (yRCXf)

They made box-office hits about them.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (odBC9)

269 The nominee doesn't pick their own VP.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (5EeHw)

270 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)

271 Obviously the biggest concern in Minnesota should be the potential for backlash against that handful of peaceful, law-abiding Somalis in MN.

Posted by: Octochicken at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (oCS0o)

272 I don’t realize their range extended that far. I need to get out more.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (quOho)

New Mexico has Lions and Kiwanis, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (i9VX2)

273 >> And that's what they need, Little Birds on mini gun runs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UFAYb)

The UN would bring in shipments of food. The clans would take control of the shipment by force- because they had guns. People were starving and desperate. So they would bum rush or crowd the shipments. The clans would just shoot people whose only crime was they were starving. It’s a lowlife clan society whose loyalty could never be trusted. They should never have brought them here.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (quOho)

274 Saw one Burka wearing MN Mayor say it's not the Somalis' fault.. Guns need to be banned

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:09 PM (+gK6I)

275 Well, like, voting for Republicans *probably* would make us, like, safer, but they literally, like, refuse to fund healthcare for African streetwhores, so, like, voting for the GOP is, like, a nonstarter?

Posted by: Uptalking AWFL from St. Paul, Problem Glasses Status: ON at October 07, 2026 01:09 PM (Ovx+P)

276 >> New Mexico has Lions and Kiwanis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (i9VX2)

Alright. That’s enough of the wisecracks. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (quOho)

277 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)



1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)

278 Saw one Burka wearing MN Mayor say it's not the Somalis' fault.. Guns need to be banned
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I'd rather we ban burka-wearing mayors...

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (TN0g+)

279 I think that Somalis rank right up with gypsies as cultures that view non-members as nothing more than sheep to be sheared.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (aD4fx)

280 "Stuffing guys heads in bags is TIGHT!"

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (SwyyQ)

281 277 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)


1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)
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I was still hearing those tests near Kezar Stadium in SF in 2024.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 01:11 PM (cWLG3)

282 Obviously the biggest concern in Minnesota should be the potential for backlash against that handful of peaceful, law-abiding Somalis in MN.


The dreaded Somaliphobia! Oh Noes!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (dbZNM)

283 269 The nominee doesn't pick their own VP.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (5EeHw)

They can.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (odBC9)

284 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UFAYb)

285 asked officials stop using the word Somali.
........

OK. How about Bulb Head?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)

286 237 Minneapolis is the Paris of the North?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

The food isn't THAT good there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 01:13 PM (s1VwS)

287 >>Speaking of muslim violence, have there been any Oct. 7 - anniversary atrocities committed yet?

Haven't seen anything other than the normal violence but the day is still young.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (viF8m)

288 I must admit that I love the smell of gunpowder in the suburbs!

Posted by: Gwen Walz at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

289 ...said Sheriff Fletcher. "We sent 250 letters to known gang members for the state fair ..."

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"Please tell me they were STRONKLY-WORDED!"

/obligatory Jim Jordan

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (XbPXw)

290 They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding
.......

Somali daycare for teenagers.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

291 If you ever get the chance, listen to CSM K Lamb talk about Somalia.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (quOho)

292 Gangs lead to strange bedfellows.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM


You're telling us?

- The Boston FBI Office

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (bFu5X)

293 Speaking of...
@GrageDustin
🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office has a Somali man in custody who was plotting to commit a mass casualty event at the Mall of America.

@GrageDustin 10m
“Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud”
Of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (nEUC6)

294 The cute mask of the Strange Green/Red coalition.

https://ballotpedia.org/Nabeela_Syed

Her campaign commercial is her riding an electric scooter door to door.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

295 The vetting process for vice presidential candidates
ABC News
2y ago

https://tinyurl.com/54zd9kvx

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (odBC9)

296 I must admit that I love the smell of gunpowder in the suburbs!
Posted by: Gwen Walz
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How about the aroma of paintballs, Gwen?
Tim Walz ordered police to shoot residents with paintball guns for not obeying curfew orders during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

297 Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

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The judges would have accepted: "The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Dieter (portrayed by Mike Myers), the host of the fictional West German avant-garde talk show Sprockets'."

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:21 PM (XbPXw)

298 42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

For reference, here's the 1984 election map:
https://tinyurl.com/jutvys5n

Minnesota will never, ever NOT vote Democrat. Even if they wanted an R, the vote Minn fraud mafia would not let it happen.

Posted by: weew at October 07, 2026 01:24 PM (9TspW)

299
Speaking of...
@GrageDustin

🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office has a Somali man in custody who was plotting to commit a mass casualty event at the Mall of America.

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Past time for Trump to rebrand it the Mall of Somalia.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:24 PM (XbPXw)

300 1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)
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I was still hearing those tests near Kezar Stadium in SF in 2024.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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Yup. Once a week when I was a kid. Also Civil Defense air raid shelters, prominently marked, here and there. AM radios had the CD (Conelrad) frequencies marked on the dials .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

301 “Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud”
Of course.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Amish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

302 [looks around]

I sense a new thread...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

303 137 The fatalities and their ranks/occupations were:
Michael Grant Cahill (Civilian Physician Assistant)
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo (Major)
Russell Gilbert Seager (Captain)
John Paul Gaffaney (Captain)
Juanita Lee Warman (Lieutenant Colonel)
Justin Michael DeCrow (Staff Sergeant)
Amy Sue Krueger (Staff Sergeant)
Frederick Greene (Specialist)
Jason Dean Hunt (Specialist)
Aaron Thomas Nemelka (Private First Class)
Michael Scott Pearson (Private First Class)
Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)
Kham See Xiong (Private First Class)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)
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May their blood be avenged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

I guess if the entire firing squad all tried to hit him in the groin, they would probably get in trouble.

Posted by: Nelly at October 07, 2026 01:37 PM (6+ehB)

304 At this point we have to conclude that the majority of Minnesotans are batshit crazy. I can't think of any other reason they would elect the people they elect to run their state.

Posted by: Ralph at October 07, 2026 02:21 PM (zLW0P)

305 56 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

A friend from Minnesota, who told me about these attacks the other day, called them the "light-bulb-looking community".
Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (DKFMq)

Classic. I am *so* stealing it.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 02:24 PM (lfNXu)

306 >Behold, the bucket in which I carry the fucks I have

'Look on my fucks, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

>Skinnies is a fine alternative

Heads up and on the bounce, soldier.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at October 07, 2026 02:35 PM (LgYtf)

307 re: "Somali daycare for teenagers."

Pronounced: "Jail."

Posted by: _Jim at October 07, 2026 04:20 PM (zA73F)

308 June 5, 1944

From: Gen. D Eisenhower
To: All Allied Officers and Troops

Tomorrow we shall enter into a great endeavor to do something against people who did something.

This is 1944. We are beyond stereotyping groups of people because of the actions of a tiny minority who lack resourcesand caring guidance to integrate into civil society. These few have unjustly been ostracized because our institutions have failed them.

Our great endeavor tomorrow will be a direct application of restorative justice so these oppressed few can get back onto the onramp of civilized society.

Our great goal is to love the sinner but to kindly reject their sometimes hurtful behavior and lead them back into the warm bosom of acceptance and welcoming diversity.

May God, Allah, the Great Spirit, Zeus, animal spirits, and the rest be with us all.

Posted by: Orville at October 07, 2026 09:49 PM (oanl8)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Winning the Future

One of the obvious and glaring differences between the 2016 and 2024 Trump Administrations has been in the cabinet. This time around, Trump has some real fighters and loyalists doing critical work for his administration, and who can meaningfully "move the ball down the field" on key objectives. The person most people would probably mention first if asked is Marco Rubio. Sure, he is Secretary of State and doing a tremendous job there, he has also become something of a "minister without portfolio," jumping in wherever he's needed and whipping things into shape while wiping the floor with the opposition. Rubio is a key policymaker and much of what he is doing will pay dividends for years to come.

Looking past Rubio, there are other cabinet standouts. Linda McMahon has been doing meaningful work at Education, working to roll back much of the prior era's disastrous wokification of public education and working to cut some of the supports out from under the ideological sewer that is "higher education." Sean Duffy has been quarterbacking major initiatives around air traffic control and cutting back on Biden-era regulatory nightmares like the "green" highway construction requirements. Chris Wright has been a dynamo at Energy (pun intended, enjoy), clearing the decks for increased atomic power and helping to degrade the war on oil. There are various others doing the work to move the agenda and set the country up for success, but there may be no cabinet secretary who is doing more to secure the future of the Republic than Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

Hegseth burst into office promising to modernize the armed forces to respond to emerging threats and to refocus their efforts on actual warfighting and preparedness, shifting away from ideological loyalty and cronyism. Much of the woke crap is gone. The double standards in the armed forces for men and women are being rolled back. It's about war, being ready for war, being capable of war. He made a lot of waves in the press last year when he gave his address at Quantico, targeted squarely at senior officers and rank-and-file policy. There was much pearl clutching when he told them that they were expected to be fit, well-groomed and competent and they were expected to focus on the business of war instead of on progressive politics.

He's gotten to work on it, and has had a good year and an especially good month. The biggest press waves came from this year's address at Quantico, mostly because - horror of horrors - he was mean about progressive sacred cows and emphasized that major reduction in force for the top ranks will continue. There was much pearl-clutching because of two particular parts of the speech:

No more social engineering, no more weaponized IG policies. The complainers, the ideologues, and the poor performers are no longer in the driver's seat. No more silly PowerPoint trainings or drag queen shows. No more diversity quotas, no more gender pronouns, no more identity months, only the warrior ethos. And I know you feel it because I've been to your units and met with your troops. It has transformed entire formations as it was intended to do. But it's worth saying again, so that the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that, no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals, just warriors, just tough, ready, committed troops. The war department, as you know, is colorblind, gender-neutral, and merit-based.
You see, the number crunchers say we've fired 10% of the generals and admirals across the force, and that number sounds about right. And I know because I directed it that we've also reduced the overall number of general officer slots by an additional 10%. So yes, 20% reduction across the board. Now the media calls that a purge. I call it accountability and long overdue, and frankly, the bare minimum. As usual, what the media levels as an accusation, I wear as an accomplishment. You see, you can't change a culture with the same people who enabled it. Personnel is policy at every single level.
The first, whatever. It's good, of course, and it consumed most of the column-inches because he called trannies weird. Between that and the "FORTRESS America" announcement, most of the press only briefly mentioned the crucial part of Hegseth purging the higher office ranks, which is itself a follow-on to the huge reforms he implemented in the same area earlier.

A bit before the annual address at Quantico, Hegseth announced a new system for promotions to general or admiral ranks, called the "Joint Warfighter Evaluation." This new scheme will test colonels and captains in war games and simulations to ensure they can effectively manage combat and competently command forces as a condition of promotion. Making general or admiral will no longer be primarily a political game of loyalty and ideological purity, but an exercise in the demonstration of skill and competence. That is a major and important development to help ensure that the next set of flag officers know what they're doing. And that next set is going to be needed and needed soon, as the War Department starts cycling out flag officers installed under the old rules.

For 12 of the past 18 years, Obama and Biden headed the most ideologically ruthless administrations in modern history and had plenty of time to install loyalists throughout the government, and the military was no exception. Hegseth said that the press would call his reductions at the flag level a "purge" and I would call it that, too. Unlike the press, however, I am not criticizing it. While trimming out progressive ideologues from the highest ranks is crucial, Hegeth's work to help secure the military's future by making the promotions process less political and more focused on actual combat and military operations is even more important. Yes, it is a very good thing that the "trannies, beardos, weirdos, wimps and radicals" are being removed and that should not be downplayed, but this year's initiatives are about helping to secure that progress.

The groundwork Hegseth laid last year was more about the lower ranks. Last year's focus on eliminating double standards based on sex or rank, eliminating time-wasting, soul-crushing and nonsensical woke "training," eliminating ideological or identity-based promotions or carve-outs, etc. all help clean up the pipeline and ensure that the boots on the ground and those NCOs and junior officers who keep the gears turning are competent and ready. This year, he's targeting the higher part of the hierarchy, not just through eliminating personnel but through refilling those positions in a better, more reliable, more competent and less political way.

Trump's cabinet has been doing generally good and sometimes exceptional work day in and day out on the important business of winning the present. Of all the secretaries, however, Hegseth may be doing the most to win the future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (V4M8q)

2 st!

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (TN0g+)

3 Lol!

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (TN0g+)

4 !!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (rOKnE)

5 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

6 FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (iFTx/)

7 Bah

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

8 Scott Bessent is my favorite

Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (+gK6I)

9 This time around, Trump has some real fighters and loyalists doing critical work for his administration, and who can meaningfully "move the ball down the field" on key objectives.

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He doesn't just have fighters.

He has killers.

Bessent is the most cold-blooded mother fucker to ever have control of the Treasury Department.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (RWrid)

10 Too slow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (N1DT3)

11 "Take No Prisoners" Hegseth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (ndZc7)

12 regulatory nightmares like the "Hershey" highway construction requirements for the old dirt road.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (IKtdx)

13 A bit before the annual address at Quantico, Hegseth announced a new system for promotions to general or admiral ranks, called


Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:03 AM (V4M8q)

14 >>Of all the secretaries, however, Hegseth may be doing the most to win the future.

Yes. Especially with removing civilian War college instructors. Not only does this remove a lot of the wokeness fed to the troops, it gives military people more opportunity to fill those spots.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:03 AM (rOKnE)

15 8 Scott Bessent is my favorite


Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (+gK6I)

Off sock/

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 11:03 AM (+gK6I)

16 >>Bessent is the most cold-blooded mother fucker to ever have control of the Treasury Department.


THIS.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:04 AM (rOKnE)

17 Bessent writing regulations to choke illegals out of the American financial system will probably have more long term positive effects than Hegseth's laudable efforts to clean up the military.

Remember, immigration is the number 1 issue we face as a nation, everyone told me through Biden's term, and we must now ignore all the immigration news because the NYT doesn't feature it on the front page.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:04 AM (RWrid)

18 Hegseth is teh awesome and he is doing exactly what he said he would do in his book.

Colin Joost does a good parody but Hegseth is his own best caricature.

I voted for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:04 AM (RIvkX)

19 Of all the secretaries, however, Hegseth may be doing the most to win the future.

I vote for Treasury's Bessent. The entire world order is being upended. Massive paradigm-shifting actions have boosted the US and shafted our enemies.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (gLYp7)

20 Hegseth could cement his accomplishments with a successful audit of the department. How many times have they failed recent audit - like 8? Gotta remove the rampant fraud.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (rOKnE)

21 Rubio ‘28 Baby!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (RowGD)

22 He has killers.

Bessent is the most cold-blooded mother fucker to ever have control of the Treasury Department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (RWrid)
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Trump is trainable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (RIvkX)

23 For those of you losing track, yes, Linda McMahon
is the spouce of Vince McMahon of WWE (pro wrestling). This fact continues to amuse the heck outta me.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 07, 2026 11:06 AM (ENA4W)

24 23 He has killers.

Bessent is the most cold-blooded mother fucker to ever have control of the Treasury Department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:02 AM (RWrid)
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Trump is trainable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (RIvkX)

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Trump would have been a boring president if Democrats had treated him so.

Just give him what he wants in the stupid infrastructure bill, build the wall, and let him bask in having accomplished something relatively minor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:07 AM (RWrid)

25
Trump 45: Pope, McClellan, Burnside

Trump 47: Grant, Sherman, Sheridan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (eRlcH)

26 Mamdani remembers October 7.

https://tinyurl.com/45rs6abv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

27 Hegseth could cement his accomplishments with a successful audit of the department. How many times have they failed recent audit - like 8? Gotta remove the rampant fraud.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (rOKnE)


I think it's important to point out that audit failure does not indicate fraud or missing funds.

Instead, it means auditors could not verify the accuracy of the Pentagon’s financial statements with enough confidence to issue a clean opinion.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

28 Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:03 AM (V4M8q)

I like the sound of that!!

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (5EeHw)

29 26 Mamdani remembers October 7.

https://tinyurl.com/45rs6abv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7

So... Free,free palestine !

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 11:09 AM (+gK6I)

30 "Simple translation of that, no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals, just warriors, just tough, ready, committed troops."

Methodists?

P.S. What's a "beardo"? Some gay-curious twit with an oh-so-trendy long scraggly beard?

But every time I see pics of special forces dudes, they look like ZZ Top, and not the drummer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:09 AM (iFTx/)

31 #MeToo

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at October 07, 2026 11:09 AM (RowGD)

32 The person most people would probably mention first if asked is Marco Rubio.

Secretary of State, Border Czar, Governor General of Cuba, Viceroy of Greenland.

The man wears many hats.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (4NO2D)

33 Without a doubt the best cabinet if my lifetime. Across the board, they are doing exceptional stuff.

Don't ignore what's going on at the DOJ. You don't just hop into the most corrupt agency in DC and turn it around overnight. Lawfare against average Americans is over and the people we elect to represent us is over.

It's no longer a crime to be a normal American citizen.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (viF8m)

34 I think it's important to point out that audit failure does not indicate fraud or missing funds.

Instead, it means auditors could not verify the accuracy of the Pentagon’s financial statements with enough confidence to issue a clean opinion.
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That's a big deal though. It means there were multiple procedural and internal control issues.

Posted by: Crusader, Former Federal Bank Examiner at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (TN0g+)

35 But every time I see pics of special forces dudes, they look like ZZ Top, and not the drummer.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:09 AM (iFTx/)

Not anymore.

Hegseth removed the dispensation for SOCOM/WARCOM kids to have the beards. He also removed the dispensation for unofficial logos/icons.

You can apply for a case-by-case exception for a particular operation, but in general, everyone in uniform will abide by uniform standards. That's a clean shave.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (gLYp7)

36 This is all good. Now it's up to us to keep it going.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (g8Ew8)

37 Making general or admiral will no longer be primarily a political game of loyalty and ideological purity

We can hope but that system existed long before Obama (although he cranked it to 11). Dialing it back is a win but it seems unrealistic to think it can be pulled out by the roots.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 07, 2026 11:12 AM (vTZFs)

38 OMG nooooo!

Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

39 That's a big deal though. It means there were multiple procedural and internal control issues.

Posted by: Crusader, Former Federal Bank Examiner at October 07, 2026 11:11 AM (TN0g+)

Absolutely correct. It's ridiculous that money isn't being tracked - to the penny - from appropriation to execution.

I'm just pointing out that 'we can't replicate your data' is not itself an indicator of fraud or missing funds.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:13 AM (gLYp7)

40 25
Trump 45: Pope, McClellan, Burnside

Trump 47: Grant, Sherman, Sheridan
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Good call. We are in fact in a cold civil war. Much like the old Cold War with the Soviet Union. And I think Trump is trying to prevent it from going hot as much as he can.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)

41 Don't ignore what's going on at the DOJ. You don't just hop into the most corrupt agency in DC and turn it around overnight. Lawfare against average Americans is over and the people we elect to represent us is over.

It's no longer a crime to be a normal American citizen.
-----

I agree. And I'd like the Feds to weigh in (with whatever legal action necessary) to force an overturn of whatever state enacted that unconstitutional ban of peaceful assembly in front of abortion providers. People have been sentenced to incarceration for merely exercising a constitutional right.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (TN0g+)

42 We are in fact in a cold civil war. Much like the old Cold War with the Soviet Union. And I think Trump is trying to prevent it from going hot as much as he can.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)

It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (gLYp7)

43 Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying
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Can't be true I'm still here

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (5EeHw)

44 >>I think it's important to point out that audit failure does not indicate fraud or missing funds.

Instead, it means auditors could not verify the accuracy of the Pentagon’s financial statements with enough confidence to issue a clean opinion.



Fair enough.
After DOGE, I have become extremely cynical!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

45 For those of you losing track, yes, Linda McMahon
is the spouce of Vince McMahon of WWE (pro wrestling). This fact continues to amuse the heck outta me.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 07, 2026 11:06 AM


I keep confusing him with Ed McMahon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (bFu5X)

46 38 OMG nooooo!

Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Eh, the AIDS drugs mentioned were pennies for treatment and are all generics made in India by now. By all rights, she should be directing her comments to India, not the US.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (E4rtv)

47 It's already Mannix Wednesday and the chimp is on a roll!

And thank you Pete Hegseth for purging trannies, freaks, weirdos!

Posted by: Dream Cabinet at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (EdP2u)

48 Haha! Yessssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (4NO2D)

49 The surprising thing about Bessent is that based on his background he should totally be on the other side.

Crazy rich, gay, kinda nebbish, worked for Soros, and a bit of a nepo baby.

But he's just the opposite of what you'd think: he's a MAGA ax murderer. That rarely happens on our side.

I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

50 It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


I'm willing to open it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (V4M8q)

51 It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (gLYp7)

THIS!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew8)

52 After DOGE, I have become extremely cynical!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (rOKnE)

You're far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (gLYp7)

53 >26 Mamdani remembers October 7.

https://tinyurl.com/45rs6abv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (ndZc7)

This fucking guy. He could not just stop after the first paragraph.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 07, 2026 11:16 AM (vr4To)

54 49 The surprising thing about Bessent is that based on his background he should totally be on the other side.

Crazy rich, gay, kinda nebbish, worked for Soros, and a bit of a nepo baby.

But he's just the opposite of what you'd think: he's a MAGA ax murderer. That rarely happens on our side.

I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

========

He learned everything from Soros about currency manipulation and is applying it in America's interests instead of against America's interests.

He has the resume of a WEF stooge, but he does more to undo the multi-polar fantasy of the WEF than most people who scream about the WEF will ever dream of doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (RWrid)

55 While working for the US Army as a civilian Program Manager, my duties revolved around two recruiting and retention systems. Complicated. They were supposed to award points towards promotion potential, measure Solider performance and so on.

Yet... all it took was a call from someone well connected to get so-and-so's reject Warfighter promoted or stationed somewhere cushy.

The software wasn't designed to take politics into account... so it was done "off the books."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (RORbl)

56 >>Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying
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"Bring Our Girls Back"
-- Michelle Obama sign


*Hey, remember when Obama said he would not rest until the girls were back home?
How's he sleeping after completely forgetting that pledge?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (rOKnE)

57 It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
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That was true of the Cold War too between the two adversaries. Soviet Union did most of the shooting via proxies.

A hot civil war resembles the ACW, the Spanish Civil War, the French and Russian Revolutions, or the English Civil War, or the implosion of Yugoslavia. I think the closest resemblance is the Spanish Civil War as it is an urban-rural split with the suburbs being the battle ground.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)

58 It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I'm willing to open it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (V4M8q)

Someone is going to have to be first.

I'm quite open about the fact that it isn't going to be me. I've still got too much to lose. I'm a single dad with young kids.

Wars are not fought only by childless men, but I'm not ready to start squeezing triggers yet. When I realize that time has come for me, I guarantee I won't be posting here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:18 AM (gLYp7)

59 For those of you losing track, yes, Linda McMahon
is the spouce of Vince McMahon of WWE (pro wrestling). This fact continues to amuse the heck outta me.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 07, 2026 11:06 AM

I keep confusing him with Ed McMahon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (bFu5X)

Heyyy oooh!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 07, 2026 11:18 AM (g8Ew8)

60 I think the closest resemblance is the Spanish Civil War as it is an urban-rural split with the suburbs being the battle ground.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)

Some guy here wrote a really good book on this exact topic.

And yes - SCW and the Balkans are likely in our future.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:19 AM (gLYp7)

61 OMG nooooo!

Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
________

The left: Being a whore is empowering! Sex work is real work!

Also the left: how dare the Cornell 7 take advantage of that virginal postulant who just wanted to snort drugs off some rando's dick!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)

62 >>I agree. And I'd like the Feds to weigh in (with whatever legal action necessary) to force an overturn of whatever state enacted that unconstitutional ban of peaceful assembly in front of abortion providers. People have been sentenced to incarceration for merely exercising a constitutional right.

Harmeet Dhillon is a warrior and she seems to have assembled a great team. Our elections are far from perfect but she's working hard to make them as honest as possible.

People forget sometimes that during Trump I he had a hard time getting anyone to work for him because they didn't want to get investigated, sued or lose their livelihood. John Eastman is still fighting his disbarment by the CA Bar for having the audacity of giving Trump perfectly normal and legal lawyerly advice.

That shit is over now. Trump and his DOJ have made it possible for us to fight back.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 11:19 AM (viF8m)

63 He doesn't just have fighters.

He has killers.

Bessent is the most cold-blooded mother fucker to ever have control of the Treasury Department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This is why these midterms don't scare me all that much. Even if they took the house and senate, their legislation will be vetoed and impeachment will never get the numbers necessary in the senate. Let them flail with their investigations and go full commie, while Trump continues to do everything possible through regs and executive action. It would only help for 28.

This isn't Trump 1.0 with Sessions et al, and they no longer have complete control of the media thanks to Musk.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (JzUSu)

64 Talarico October surprise incoming...?

Posted by: gay porn pedo? at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Ovx+P)

65 I keep confusing him with Ed McMahon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 11:14 AM (bFu5X)

Continuing the last thread's talk of ancient celebrities, Doc Severinson is 99.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

66 63 This is why these midterms don't scare me all that much. Even if they took the house and senate, their legislation will be vetoed and impeachment will never get the numbers necessary in the senate. Let them flail with their investigations and go full commie, while Trump continues to do everything possible through regs and executive action. It would only help for 28.

This isn't Trump 1.0 with Sessions et al, and they no longer have complete control of the media thanks to Musk.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (JzUSu)

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Yup.

And DHS is fully funded and appropriated through 2028.

Democrats taking the House, barely, and turning the next Congress into "we're going to impeach Trump for shit the public doesn't care about" does nothing but strengthen the GOP brand relative to the Democrat brand going into 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (RWrid)

67 Talarico October surprise incoming...?

Posted by: gay porn pedo? at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Ovx+P)

That would explain why he's been buttoned up for the past ten days - prepping their response.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (gLYp7)

68 He learned everything from Soros about currency manipulation and is applying it in America's interests instead of against America's interests.

He has the resume of a WEF stooge, but he does more to undo the multi-polar fantasy of the WEF than most people who scream about the WEF will ever dream of doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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True. Hamilton just had to deal with domestic opposition. Bessent is dealing with the entire globo homo apparatus on an international level as well as domestic opposition. And I think the nat sec Deep State is upset because he is affecting the use of their magic money machines to fund unrest world wide.

Trump is fighting the Cold Civil War and internationally primarily by money and economics---and that is holy water splashed on the globo homo WEF creatures of the dark.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (E4rtv)

69 The person most people would probably mention first if asked is Marco Rubio.

I'm curious as to what most would consider his top 3 accomplishments. Sure, he wears a lot of hats, but he represents the policies of the Trump administration, not his own. Is being a good mouthpiece really an accomplishment?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

70 Talarico October surprise incoming...?

Posted by: gay porn pedo? at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Ovx+P)

That would explain why he's been buttoned up for the past ten days - prepping their response.
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We might as well run with that then. We know the other side would if the roles were reversed.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:22 AM (TN0g+)

71 69 The person most people would probably mention first if asked is Marco Rubio.

I'm curious as to what most would consider his top 3 accomplishments. Sure, he wears a lot of hats, but he represents the policies of the Trump administration, not his own. Is being a good mouthpiece really an accomplishment?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

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He's doing it eagerly, energetically, and well.

It's not directing the overall policy of state like Trump does as chief executive, but it's a strong signal.

Still...he's sus as fuck. 2013 Gang of 8, man.

2013 Gang of 8.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:22 AM (RWrid)

72 Is being a good mouthpiece really an accomplishment?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

Under that metric, NONE of Trump's Cabinet members can get any credit for anything. They're just speaking for The Boss, after all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:22 AM (gLYp7)

73 Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

So? The survivors will make more money.

Sorry to have missed the Art Thread. That painting is a gooder, CBD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:23 AM (i9VX2)

74 >> Trump's cabinet has been doing generally good and sometimes exceptional work day in and day out on the important business of winning the present

Yes, but we should throw it all away and vote for Democrats because the price of gas is currently too high and my impression is the price of food is too high.

Plus I am too lazy to vote this year.

Posted by: Apathetic Voter Who Needs an Ass Kicking at October 07, 2026 11:24 AM (9GwoN)

75 Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare

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With just $5 a day you can keep a Kenyan hooker on her knees, working the conventions and truck stops of this great nation. Won't you help?

Posted by: Sally Struthers at October 07, 2026 11:24 AM (wpRMV)

76 In Germany: AfD Wins the Speakership of the Saxony-Anhalt Parliament.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:24 AM (gLYp7)

77 Wasn't the D. of Ed. supposed to be shut down entirely?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 11:24 AM (RRe/6)

78 Talarico October surprise incoming...?

Posted by: gay porn pedo? at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Ovx+P)

That would explain why he's been buttoned up for the past ten days - prepping their response.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (gLYp7)
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I suspect the creep might be trying to run out the clock to avoid debating Paxton. I think that would be an assfuck rager, and not the kind Talacreepo would enjoy.

I don't know how good Paxton is on stage, but Talacreepo is terrible whenever he has to go off script. He gets flustered and starts stammering like a retarded deer in the headlights in the face of even friendly questions at campaign events. He would get chopped up into little pieces on a debate stage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

79 Still...he's sus as fuck. 2013 Gang of 8, man.

2013 Gang of 8.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That was 13 effing years ago. You think maybe his position might have changed since then?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

80 77 Wasn't the D. of Ed. supposed to be shut down entirely?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 11:24 AM (RRe/6)

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Created by statute, it can only be shut down by statute.

Trump has reduced it to its statutory minimum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:25 AM (RWrid)

81 79 Still...he's sus as fuck. 2013 Gang of 8, man.

2013 Gang of 8.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That was 13 effing years ago. You think maybe his position might have changed since then?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

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I'd need proof, not assertion.

He chose to make himself the face of immigration reform backed by Chuck Schumer.

Yes, it takes a lot to live that down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:26 AM (RWrid)

82 Talarico October surprise incoming...?

Posted by: gay porn pedo? at October 07, 2026 11:20 AM (Ovx+P)

That would explain why he's been buttoned up for the past ten days - prepping their response.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:21 AM (gLYp7)


I suppose it's possible.

The most recent(?) Tallywhacker commercial has him yammering about deep fake videos.

So, they could be trying to set the battlefield for what's coming.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 11:26 AM (YSUhf)

83 With just $5 a day you can keep a Kenyan hooker on her knees, working the conventions and truck stops of this great nation. Won't you help?
Posted by: Sally Struthers
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I'm gonna stick to TV & VCR repair.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:26 AM (TN0g+)

84 > I'm curious as to what most would consider his top 3 accomplishments.

Do you think most people can even name the last SoS or his accomplishments? You know besides assuring with the illegal aliens invasion and sucking every dick he could at the UN and in NATO?

The entirety of central and South America has changes or is changing for the better. That’s not just Trump. Rubio has ALOT to do with how it was done, and what the future will look like. That’s just for starters. He’s leading on Iran and with the EU.

Posted by: Apathetic Voter Who Needs an Ass Kicking at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (9GwoN)

85 > It's not a cold civil war. It's just that only one side is doing the shooting.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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This.

And the fact the other side hasn't acknowledged it, yet.

And probably won't. Because nobody wants to "be first" on our side to shoot back. And we know whoever "is first" (unlike a first here) will not fair well, as a warning to the rest of us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (RORbl)

86
Wasn't the D. of Ed. supposed to be shut down entirely?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


I believe that a total elimination of that department will require a vote of both houses of Congress.

Fat chance of that happening right now, so starve it of funds in the meantime.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (ixS3i)

87 Someone here coined what is my favorite Talerico snark-name: Baalerico. It's apt. Very, very apt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (PSEDc)

88 Some guy here wrote a really good book on this exact topic.

And yes - SCW and the Balkans are likely in our future.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Yeah, I bought and read AH's book. Yugoslavia though was more like the American Civil War if the US had split into several different ethnic groups during it. With today's ethnic splits, we may get the more complicated Yugoslavian story if a hot civil war ever happens. US is now far more diverse ethnically and by region that us or Spain were during past Civil Wars. Same goes for comparisons with the English Civil War.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (E4rtv)

89 The North Vietnamese IC chief knew the media was ant-American and planted the bullshit about the Tet Offensive. The war is lost, said Fuckhead Cronkite.

The 25 page letter from the IRGC is the same. They know the media are mostly hacks and buffoons. Same same.

No new ideas under the sun from the commies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 11:28 AM (/THgZ)

90 Another MAGA hate crime.

https://tinyurl.com/3n4r7r32

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:29 AM (ndZc7)

91 >> With just $5 a day you can keep a Kenyan hooker on her knees, working the conventions and truck stops of this great nation. Won't you help?
Posted by: Sally Struthers

The waitress who served me breakfast this morning was Kenyan. Suddenly I don’t feel too good.

Posted by: Apathetic Voter Who Needs an Ass Kicking at October 07, 2026 11:29 AM (9GwoN)

92 The most recent(?) Tallywhacker commercial has him yammering about deep fake videos

That doesn't sound like a winner.
Nobody is doing real fake videos, if that's a term. Parodies of shitty Democrat politicians presiding over the results of their shitty policies, like Los Angeles, sure.
I think Paxton wins this race. He just needed to assure most Cornyn voters, who only voted Cornyn because "Electable", that he's a serious candidate so electable too.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 11:30 AM (sDWtc)

93 That was 13 effing years ago. You think maybe his position might have changed since then?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

Yup. I do. I know that I don't hold the same positions today that I did 13 years ago. I've been radicalized by what's happened since then. Hell, I was radicalized watching Trump get shot in the face and seeing the left simultaneously cheer that he was shot and mourn that he survived.

But I also know that many, very well-respected commenters here don't believe he has actually moved on policy because the only billets he's been in since then involve him speaking for Trump, not for himself.

The fear is that should he ever be in a position to speak for himself - say, as President - then his pro-amnesty roots will come out and he'll fuck us.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:30 AM (gLYp7)

94 Under that metric, NONE of Trump's Cabinet members can get any credit for anything. They're just speaking for The Boss, after all.

Yeah, I thought about that. Hegseth wrote a book about what was wrong with the military, and how he'd fix it. That's why Trump picked him.

As was noted above, Bessent has more real world financial experience than just about anyone. He knows how the system works (as does Trump, but I suspect that's why Trump picked him).

My point is that people people are praising Rubio for "his" policies, when in fact they're really just saying he's done a good job running State. That's certainly important, and if he really wants to run for President, that executive experience is necessary, but I really have no idea what his policies are now. That's why I'm STILL one of the people who doesn't trust him after the immigration fiasco.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

95 I suspect the creep might be trying to run out the clock to avoid debating Paxton. I think that would be an assfuck rager, and not the kind Talacreepo would enjoy.

I don't know how good Paxton is on stage, but Talacreepo is terrible whenever he has to go off script. He gets flustered and starts stammering like a retarded deer in the headlights in the face of even friendly questions at campaign events. He would get chopped up into little pieces on a debate stage.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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It is commentary like this why AOS excels in political commentary. Sort of like The Thick of It show.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:31 AM (E4rtv)

96 I think the new cabinet is one good thing that came because of Biden. Had Trump continued in the presidency in 2020, he would have had the same traitors and saboteurs in his cabinet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 07, 2026 11:31 AM (CHHv1)

97 I'd need proof, not assertion.

He chose to make himself the face of immigration reform backed by Chuck Schumer.

Yes, it takes a lot to live that down.



But I also know that many, very well-respected commenters here don't believe he has actually moved on policy because the only billets he's been in since then involve him speaking for Trump, not for himself.

The fear is that should he ever be in a position to speak for himself - say, as President - then his pro-amnesty roots will come out and he'll f*** us.



Word!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

98 Bessent writing regulations to choke illegals out of the American financial system will probably have more long term positive effects than Hegseth's laudable efforts to clean up the military.

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His work is laudable.

It will be immediately rolled back.

You can't roll back a military purge. The machine will have to be rebuilt, and it will take a long time.

Like it took before - and now the enemy will be stripped of a loyal officer corps at a time when they really need and want one.

These are officers who were supposed to keep us all in line during the coming storm. They're gone.

The rank and file are also being reformed, by nature of the officer purge itself, and the new standards in place.

Hegseth will leave the regime with an unreliable Army. It's a huge blow to them, perhaps an insurmountable one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 11:32 AM (BI5O2)

99
Media warns that Kenyan prostitutes are dying because American taxpayers are no longer funding their healthcare


Local news story, with local meaning Nairobi.

In the meantime, Red Kammie can travel over there to provide pointers on techniques and whatnot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 11:32 AM (ixS3i)

100 Do deer really stammer, though?

Posted by: far cry at October 07, 2026 11:32 AM (X+NGn)

101 There is an undercurrent of amnesty for illegal aliens that runs through a number of GOP veins. Some have even been bold enough to continue to mention it. I would be suspicious of anyone who has held those beliefs at all until I understood their alleged conversion.

Posted by: Apathetic Voter Who Needs an Ass Kicking at October 07, 2026 11:33 AM (9GwoN)

102 The most recent(?) Tallywhacker commercial has him yammering about deep fake videos

Like the ones that showed Biden was a doddering, pudding-brained, diaper-filling, kid-sniffing, racist, brainless, bug-eyed, sack of monkey shit he is?

Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:33 AM (gLYp7)

103 That's why I'm STILL one of the people who doesn't trust him after the immigration fiasco.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)

To me, your position is flawed only in that it isnt' falsifiable. There is literally nothing Rubio can say/do to assuage your fear.

Unless/until he's the President, you can say 'he's not the President, so how could I actually KNOW what he'll do?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gLYp7)

104 Send Conan O'Brien to Nairobi. They can film the documentary "Kenyan Whores Are Great Already". Or maybe he can just drop by Obama's home in Martha's Vineyard and get head there

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 11:36 AM (sDWtc)

105 Do deer really stammer, though?
Posted by: far cry at October 07, 2026 11:32 AM (X+NGn)
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According to a singing reindeer record I had as a kid, yes, they can.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 11:36 AM (amcLV)

106 103 To me, your position is flawed only in that it isnt' falsifiable. There is literally nothing Rubio can say/do to assuage your fear.

Unless/until he's the President, you can say 'he's not the President, so how could I actually KNOW what he'll do?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:35 AM (gLYp7)

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His actions in the past on immigration were to try and push amnesty.

His words since have countered that, but we've so no actions that could really be considered his with the same weight.

So, yes, Rubio dug himself an impossible hole for many people who consider immigration a very important issue. That's on him. Not on us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RWrid)

107 102 Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Save the neck for me, Clark...

Posted by: MD Mike at October 07, 2026 11:36 AM (cJWvF)

108 To me, your position is flawed only in that it isnt' falsifiable. There is literally nothing Rubio can say/do to assuage your fear.

Unless/until he's the President, you can say 'he's not the President, so how could I actually KNOW what he'll do?



A good start would be to acknowledge that he made an enormous error 13 years ago, including why he now thinks it was an error, and then forcefully and unequivocally reject amnesty in all its forms. That would go some distance with me, but of course it would do short-term damage to his political chances. He may be gambling that enough people will have forgotten about his apostasy, so he doesn't need to.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

109 He may be gambling that enough people will have forgotten about his apostasy, so he doesn't need to.

I have not forgotten.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

110 108 A good start would be to acknowledge that he made an enormous error 13 years ago, including why he now thinks it was an error, and then forcefully and unequivocally reject amnesty in all its forms. That would go some distance with me, but of course it would do short-term damage to his political chances. He may be gambling that enough people will have forgotten about his apostasy, so he doesn't need to.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

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In the end, the debate doesn't really matter because he's not going to run for president in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:38 AM (RWrid)

111 101 There is an undercurrent of amnesty for illegal aliens that runs through a number of GOP veins. Some have even been bold enough to continue to mention it. I would be suspicious of anyone who has held those beliefs at all until I understood their alleged conversion.
Posted by: Apathetic Voter

GOP donors want cheap labor legal or illegal versus the actual voters for the GOP that don't. So you get some GOP pols that keep raising the issue (seriously or not) to keep donors happy. Cornyn, for example, would sell out Texas voters in a New York minute, like he did for 2A advocates, if he could get a nickel plus 'bipartisan' reach around approval for amnesty. Tillis, likewise.

Chamber of Commerce wants growth at all costs in labor force and demand and does not give one damn about the effects on native Americans and their salaries, safety, or taxes from hordes of legal visa workers and illegals. And that is in part because among our upper corporate class, they view themselves as global citizens, not US and they have more in common with their peers in UK, China, etc. than they do with the people in their own supposed homeland.

Same as aristo network in Euroland in the day

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

112
With just $5 a day you can keep a Kenyan hooker on her knees, working the conventions and truck stops of this great nation. Won't you help?
Posted by: Sally Struthers
----

I'm gonna stick to TV & VCR repair.
Posted by: Crusader


Gun repair

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 11:39 AM (Cqx++)

113
Talarico October surprise incoming...?


He has a momentous question to answer: "Should I be discovered with a dead young girl or a live young boy?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM (ixS3i)

114 So, yes, Rubio dug himself an impossible hole for many people who consider immigration a very important issue. That's on him. Not on us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:36 AM (RWrid)

I'm not blaming ANYONE who holds this position. I don't anymore, but your (and Archimedes's) stance is reasonable and fact-based.

I don't accept the idea that the right can't extend grace on big topics, particularly when the time passed is so large and the effort put forth since is equally large.

Do you believe Rubio would so gleefully and forcefully execute Trump's immigration policies if he didn't believe in them? Do you think Trump would put Rubio in a position to absolutely fuck him on immigration if he didn't have faith that Rubio wouldn't fuck him?

I don't.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM (gLYp7)

115 Same as aristo network in Euroland in the day
Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)
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A la lanterne!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM (amcLV)

116
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

117 In the end, the debate doesn't really matter because he's not going to run for president in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:38 AM (RWrid)

I can see him running on a ticket WITH Vance.

And really, even if he doesn't, the debate does matter - just not now. It'll matter in 10 years. Rubio's ambitions don't max out at Foggy Bottom.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (gLYp7)

118 114 I don't accept the idea that the right can't extend grace on big topics, particularly when the time passed is so large and the effort put forth since is equally large.

Do you believe Rubio would so gleefully and forcefully execute Trump's immigration policies if he didn't believe in them? Do you think Trump would put Rubio in a position to absolutely fuck him on immigration if he didn't have faith that Rubio wouldn't fuck him?

I don't.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM (gLYp7)

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I don't see his actions so far as parallel.

He's effectively a Cold War warrior at State, not head of DHS in charge of mass deportations. Deporting communists here on visas is a far cry from standing strong in the face of Goode and Pretti getting killed while trying to interfere with deportation efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (RWrid)

119 Another MAGA hate crime.

https://tinyurl.com/3n4r7r32
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 11:29 AM (ndZc7)

Ship the fucker to China. They will flip his Uighur.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (i9VX2)

120 Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Can't see the line, can ya, Russ.

Posted by: far cry at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (X+NGn)

121
There is an undercurrent of amnesty for illegal aliens that runs through a number of GOP veins.

My Maria

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Cqx++)

122 Amnesty is a money making effort for the GOP (and, of course, the Democrats.) A lot of NGO's are still afloat and pumping money into that scheme. It's designed to pull on your heart strings for the poor migrants who just want a better life.

You're not ever supposed to know about the enormous amount of fraud that fuels it.

Because that fraud is paying the GOP and the left. Handsomely too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 11:42 AM (RORbl)

123 Rubio imbibes water inappropriately. There's video evidence.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 11:43 AM (IUcfu)

124
Who I fervently wish would just disappear is that shambling, gibbering, flecks of spittle emitting a-hole, Bernie.

Sick of his shit, I am.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 11:43 AM (ixS3i)

125 Rubio imbibes water inappropriately. There's video evidence.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 11:43 AM (IUcfu)
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You're saying he has a drinking problem? *splash*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 11:44 AM (amcLV)

126 Lil' Marco is giving heck of speech about Western Civilization while in Athens and in the background is the Acropolis. As the months go by, I'm coming to the conclusion he would make an outstanding president.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 07, 2026 11:44 AM (VyD10)

127 POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Cheating poker monkey. He's holding at least six cards.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 11:45 AM (JzUSu)

128 115 Same as aristo network in Euroland in the day
Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)
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A la lanterne!
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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I'd imagine that some true sons of France are muttering that very phrase right now.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

129 Deporting communists here on visas is a far cry from standing strong in the face of Goode and Pretti getting killed while trying to interfere with deportation efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (RWrid)

I agree they're not the same.

That's why the 'gleeful' part is important to me. Rubio seems to absolutely love kicking these people out. He's not sullenly towing the line for the Administration, he's getting a kick out of it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:46 AM (gLYp7)

130 The Social Reckoning:

The Globe and Mail’s Barry Hertz: “insufferably sanctimonious fantasia of blue-state boomers.”

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:46 AM (RWrid)

131 129 Deporting communists here on visas is a far cry from standing strong in the face of Goode and Pretti getting killed while trying to interfere with deportation efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:41 AM (RWrid)

I agree they're not the same.

That's why the 'gleeful' part is important to me. Rubio seems to absolutely love kicking these people out. He's not sullenly towing the line for the Administration, he's getting a kick out of it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:46 AM (gLYp7)

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Deporting Arabs who call for the end of America is not the same thing as ordering the removal of Maria working in hospitality quietly in El Paso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:47 AM (RWrid)

132 >>The entirety of central and South America has changes or is changing for the better. That’s not just Trump. Rubio has ALOT to do with how it was done, and what the future will look like. That’s just for starters. He’s leading on Iran and with the EU.

It's also one autistic trillionaire.

Elon will do down in history not just for his defense of free speech but for championing the crackdown on government waste and fraud and helping gut the deep state.

It's not a coincidence that since USAID was hammered all these changes are happening around the world. The CIA is not funding our demise like they used to.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

133 Kicking commies out of the country, kicking them out of helicopters - it should be a joyous time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 11:50 AM (/THgZ)

134 Deporting Arabs who call for the end of America is not the same thing as ordering the removal of Maria working in hospitality quietly in El Paso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:47 AM (RWrid)

Which is why it's so important that Rubio got agreements with 20 separate countries to accept Maria if she doesn't want to go back to Guatemala.

DHS can leverage those agreements now. "Sorry, Maria - you're off to Cameroon!"

"Oh... I guess just send me back to Guatemala, then."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:50 AM (gLYp7)

135 By the way, in regard to Pres. Trump's speech that some are saying is weird and incomprehensible:

Where the transcript seems to show "...You wanna see a tremendous victory, because it verifies all the things we did. And again, remember, with the word, it's just artificial, it's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe..."

He DID NOT say "word." He said "war." It makes a lot more sense then.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 07, 2026 11:51 AM (3AwA+)

136 Speaking of little Marco, he's in Greece giving a speech right now and absolutely hammering globalism and global bureaucrats trying to run the world and defending nationalism.

I voted for this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

137 Hegseth is a viking.

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (LHPAg)

138 134 Which is why it's so important that Rubio got agreements with 20 separate countries to accept Maria if she doesn't want to go back to Guatemala.

DHS can leverage those agreements now. "Sorry, Maria - you're off to Cameroon!"

"Oh... I guess just send me back to Guatemala, then."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:50 AM (gLYp7)

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The legal infrastructure to get those agreements were in place long before Trump. It took Trump to get the ball rolling, to order it to happen, and Rubio followed orders.

And those third-nation deportations happen because of criminality, not because of preference. The home country refuses them, usually because the deportee has a criminal history (or, it's just Cuba).

So, propping that up is saying that Rubio will deport the worst of the worst, not Maria.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (RWrid)

139 POKER MONKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 11:40 AM


Poker monkey? I don't even know her monkey!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 11:53 AM (bFu5X)

140 Hegseth is a viking.
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (LHPAg)

Meaning he'll choke in the playoffs?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2026 11:53 AM (PSEDc)

141 Deporting Arabs who call for the end of America is not the same thing as ordering the removal of Maria working in hospitality quietly in El Paso.
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I'd like Maria deported (or to self-deport) just the same.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:53 AM (TN0g+)

142 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I really slept in!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 11:54 AM (2WIwB)

143 From X, no comment necessary.

Homeland Security News
@defense_civil25
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2h

Commentary account
🚨Update: The Army is considering using World War 2 era M1 Garand rifles for the upcoming execution at Fort Hood, Texas. The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO) is more powerful than the standard US Army M4/16 5.56 rifle round. The Execution Officer will make the final decision soon!

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

144 I didn't hand Rubio the shovel and tell him to dig himself in with what he thought was the future of the party in 2013 based on the autopsy from 2012 of Romney's campaign.

He took up that shovel of his own volition and shoved that spade in to get every foot he's deep in it.

The opportunism of his 2013 stance is matched by his opportunism of his 2026 stance.

Who's the real Rubio and what will he do when he's not chasing the conventional wisdom and can shape the conventional wisdom on his own?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (RWrid)

145 The legal infrastructure to get those agreements were in place long before Trump. It took Trump to get the ball rolling, to order it to happen, and Rubio followed orders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (RWrid)

This is going to the sticking point for Rubio's political future.

It's a shame he did this to himself. I think he'd be great in the big chair, but he's got an awful big hill to climb.

The absolute number one issue for Trump Voters is immigration. The absolute biggest weakness for Rubio is how he is perceived (because of his own actions) by a subset of Trump Voters on immigration.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (gLYp7)

146 Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 11:03 AM (+gK6I)

Well, if that happens another time, Donna, you could do some torturous incomprehensible delivery via stupid sock Kamala, about how she doesn't like Hegseth and thinks that the military needs to regularly use appropriate pronouns for transgenders. It will be a stretch for you because you're neither incomprehensible or stupid and it would be entertaining for the rest of us.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (JrHfD)

147 145 This is going to the sticking point for Rubio's political future.

It's a shame he did this to himself. I think he'd be great in the big chair, but he's got an awful big hill to climb.

The absolute number one issue for Trump Voters is immigration. The absolute biggest weakness for Rubio is how he is perceived (because of his own actions) by a subset of Trump Voters on immigration.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (gLYp7)

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And Vance has a better record on immigration. Better than Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (RWrid)

148 Meaning he'll choke in the playoffs?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2026 11:53 AM (PSEDc)

He said he was a VIKING, not a ROMO.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

149 This administration and the Republican Congress just added $1.7 trillion to the national debt for the fiscal year ending October 1. When the debt to GDP ratio is 125% and the annual deficit is 6%, none of the improvements mentioned matters.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 07, 2026 11:56 AM (wGerL)

150 Thx Joe.
Of course Hegseth, to the left, is a drunk and a rapist. Nothing he does even if it wins every war , will change their minds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 11:56 AM (xfATr)

151 And Vance has a better record on immigration. Better than Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (RWrid)

Which is bonkers. True, and bonkers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

152 Another datapoint from Scott Pressler on PA,


ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
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2h
At this same point in 2022 for Pennsylvania,

📈 Republican mail-in ballot requests are ⬆️

📉 Democrat mail-in ballot requests are ⬇️

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

153 151 And Vance has a better record on immigration. Better than Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:55 AM (RWrid)

Which is bonkers. True, and bonkers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:56 AM (gLYp7)

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This will be ground zero of the (brief) 2028 Republican primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (RWrid)

154 152 Another datapoint from Scott Pressler on PA,


ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
·
2h
At this same point in 2022 for Pennsylvania,

📈 Republican mail-in ballot requests are ⬆️

📉 Democrat mail-in ballot requests are ⬇️

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

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And PA doesn't have any elections of import.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (RWrid)

155 The Minnesota Vikings were the original Buffalo Bills.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (/THgZ)

156 140 Hegseth is a viking.
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 11:52 AM (LHPAg)

Meaning he'll choke in the playoffs?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2026 11:53 AM (PSEDc)
Metaphor?

Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (LHPAg)

157 This will be ground zero of the (brief) 2028 Republican primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (RWrid)

Number. One. Issue.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (gLYp7)

158 157 This will be ground zero of the (brief) 2028 Republican primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (RWrid)

Number. One. Issue.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 11:57 AM (gLYp7)

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Well, we say this, and we agree on it, but the right has forgotten immigration as an issue and are completely open to psyops saying that there's no deportation effort at all.

It takes CATO complaining about Trump's immigration policies to get any notice at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:58 AM (RWrid)

159 >>>Speaking of little Marco, he's in Greece giving a speech right now and absolutely hammering globalism and global bureaucrats trying to run the world and defending nationalism.
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Got a standing ovation when he walked in too.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (3ImbR)

160 ...you can't change a culture with the same people who enabled it.

There is iron in the words of Hegsex.

Now somebody do our fcking "intel" agencies...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (3mtzY)

161 This is hilarious.

https://tinyurl.com/2etr33sj

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (36x1j)

162 The Minnesota Vikings were the original Buffalo Bills.
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Both are 0-4 in Super Bowls.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (TN0g+)

163 Commentary account
🚨Update: The Army is considering using World War 2 era M1 Garand rifles for the upcoming execution at Fort Hood, Texas. The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO) is more powerful than the standard US Army M4/16 5.56 rifle round. The Execution Officer will make the final decision soon!
Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

I suggested last night that they use Thompson guns. Then auction the used Tommy guns off for charity. A genuine Hasan chopper ought to fetch a big dollar from collectors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:00 PM (i9VX2)

164 I suggested last night that they use Thompson guns. Then auction the used Tommy guns off for charity. A genuine Hasan chopper ought to fetch a big dollar from collectors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:00 PM (i9VX2)
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Stick magazine or drum?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 12:00 PM (amcLV)

165 >>Which is bonkers. True, and bonkers.

Depends on whether you are talking about words or deeds.

Trump has done more on immigration than anyone in my lifetime. Not talk, deeds.

Nobody running for the Republican nomination will say anything other than continue the Trump administration policies on the border and immigration issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:01 PM (viF8m)

166 Marco comforting Bobby.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 12:01 PM (36x1j)

167 Good observations, Mr. Mannix.

I've never served, but I've played a lot of Risk™️. The relaxation of military readiness has been concerning to me since at least when, after the fall of the Soviet Union, they started reducing our forces and closing our bases. "What th…!? Didn't anyone notice that big China thing still there?"

As the decades of opposition to the USA by the likes of Iran have demonstrated, we are at war, call it hot, cold, or warm, declared or not, and ought to act like it.

Acknowledging that status by changing the very name of the department from Defense back to War was especially encouraging.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a mere keyboard warrior at October 07, 2026 12:01 PM (uhtpA)

168 >>> 40 25
Trump 45: Pope, McClellan, Burnside

Trump 47: Grant, Sherman, Sheridan
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Good call. We are in fact in a cold civil war. Much like the old Cold War with the Soviet Union. And I think Trump is trying to prevent it from going hot as much as he can.
Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:13 AM (E4rtv)

This would be a great t-shirt. Bumper sticker might be a little small.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:01 PM (3mtzY)

169 > Commentary account
🚨Update: The Army is considering using World War 2 era M1 Garand rifles for the upcoming execution at Fort Hood, Texas. The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO) is more powerful than the standard US Army M4/16 5.56 rifle round. The Execution Officer will make the final decision soon!
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The execution thread is going to be so fucking lit....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 12:02 PM (RORbl)

170 169 > Commentary account
🚨Update: The Army is considering using World War 2 era M1 Garand rifles for the upcoming execution at Fort Hood, Texas. The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO) is more powerful than the standard US Army M4/16 5.56 rifle round. The Execution Officer will make the final decision soon!
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The execution thread is going to be so fucking lit....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 12:02 PM (RORbl)

=

A nice palate cleanser after Democrats win 415 seats in the House and 97 seats in the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:02 PM (RWrid)

171 Now somebody do our fcking "intel" agencies...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (3mtzY)

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In systems like ours this falls to the military. It can't be reined in by the Party, they're all compromised, and the spooks *are* the State.

Hegseth is leaving behind an Army that may actually be able to assert itself within this triangle of power & hate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 12:02 PM (BI5O2)

172 Update: The Army is considering using World War 2 era M1 Garand rifles for the upcoming execution at Fort Hood, Texas. The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO) is more powerful than the standard US Army M4/16 5.56 rifle round. The Execution Officer will make the final decision soon!
Posted by: whig
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Uh... The .30-06 Springfield round (7.62×51mm NATO). No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:03 PM (XeU6L)

173 Stick magazine or drum?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 12:00 PM (amcLV)

Full meal deal, obviously!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:03 PM (i9VX2)

174 Paul Anka is a youngster at 85, but his income took a sharp drop when Johnny retired and the Tonight Show theme was shelved. Not sure the shirt market has taken up the slack.

Posted by: Won't You Give Generously? at October 07, 2026 12:03 PM (EdP2u)

175 7.62×51mm NATO is M14

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:04 PM (XeU6L)

176 >>> 54 49 The surprising thing about Bessent is that based on his background he should totally be on the other side.

Crazy rich, gay, kinda nebbish, worked for Soros, and a bit of a nepo baby.

But he's just the opposite of what you'd think: he's a MAGA ax murderer. That rarely happens on our side.

I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

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He learned everything from Soros about currency manipulation and is applying it in America's interests instead of against America's interests.

He has the resume of a WEF stooge, but he does more to undo the multi-polar fantasy of the WEF than most people who scream about the WEF will ever dream of doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:17 AM (RWrid)

Ok, but I *still* want the next WEF conference in Davos to be attacked by 50-foot chickens.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:04 PM (3mtzY)

177 Don't get me wrong, I like what Trump is doing a lot. Some more Sherman would be nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:05 PM (/THgZ)

178 Stick magazine or drum?
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Clip

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

179 Hegseth may be doing the most to win the future.


The difference in walking around Ft Lewis (in Washington State) from now to three years ago is incredible. Soldiers are sharp, the facilities are cleaner, equipment looks better. Still too many overweight troops but that's changing too.
It does an old soldier good.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:05 PM (2WIwB)

180 I refuse to get involved in the Rubio mischegas. But generally speaking, I don't really care what motivates any politician to do what I want him to do. So long as he does it.

Sure, in a perfect world they would all do what I want them to do because they too want it done.

But fear and self-preservation are some of the best motivators there are. If a politician fears backlash from me and other voters, and is scared into doing what we want him to do, then that's fine by me.

Even true believers can get seduced by donors, media outrage, etc. But politicians scared they'll get punted out by voters? They might be the most reliable votes of all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

181 A nice palate cleanser after Democrats win 415 seats in the House and 97 seats in the Senate.
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I hate it when that happens!

Posted by: Billy Crystal at October 07, 2026 12:06 PM (TN0g+)

182 Are they going to execute Hasan with the guns that have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

183
The groundwork Hegseth laid last year was more about the lower ranks. Last year's focus on eliminating double standards based on sex or rank, eliminating time-wasting, soul-crushing and nonsensical woke "training," eliminating ideological or identity-based promotions or carve-outs, etc. all help clean up the pipeline and ensure that the boots on the ground and those NCOs and junior officers who keep the gears turning are competent and ready. This year, he's targeting the higher part of the hierarchy, not just through eliminating personnel but through refilling those positions in a better, more reliable, more competent and less political way.


The one criticism that I have for Hegseth is that he should have started this project with the officer corps rather than the rank and file. Purge the brass and give the troops leaders to look up to, leaders to follow, leaders who will support their Secretary of War when he reforms the lower ranks. That would actually make it easier to reform both cohorts, in my opinion.

Still, despite that mistake he's doing a fantastic job, so I'm good with giving him some slack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:06 PM (y9nCu)

184 Don't get me wrong, I like what Trump is doing a lot. Some more Sherman would be nice.
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Atlanta seems like its about ready for another round...

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:07 PM (TN0g+)

185
The execution thread is going to be so fucking lit....

Will the Hawaiian judge wait until the last minute to cancel it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (Cqx++)

186 Atlanta seems like its about ready for another round...
Posted by: Crusader

Overdue by decades. After Davos, send the 50 ft chickens there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (/THgZ)

187 This would be a great t-shirt. Bumper sticker might be a little small.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:01 PM (3mtzY)


Concur. And wear it to a college history class.
Sadly they might be the only ones who would get it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:10 PM (2WIwB)

188 grunt...grunt...grunt

Posted by: COPS! at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (nsBol)

189 the right has forgotten immigration as an issue and are completely open to psyops saying that there's no deportation effort at all.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:58 AM (RWrid)

Squeaky wheel, and all that, I guess.

I don't understand this phenomenon, but I know it's real.

Voters: "Fix our busted ass immigration system and start kicking these people the fuck out!"

Trump: "I hear you. Happening now."

Voters: "Why are there still immigrants here? WTF?!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (gLYp7)

190 Voters: "Why are there still immigrants here? WTF?!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if TJM is still seeing that Bangladeshi guy at CostCo.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

191 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (/THgZ)

192 This is hilarious.

https://tinyurl.com/2etr33sj
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 11:59 AM (36x1j)

HA! Best one yet! Guaranteed to make li'l Bobby poop his depend undergarment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (PSEDc)

193
Are they going to execute Hasan with the guns that have the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)



The M60 machine gun has a thing that goes up (shoulder rest), and is nicknamed "The Pig". Perfect for Hasan's demise. I'm pretty sure that there are a few still in storage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (y9nCu)

194 But muh gas prices are too high! I'm gonna vote for the Commies who want to shut down the US oil industry!

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (98xTj)

195 Marco Rubio
Born
May 28, 1971 (age 55 years), Miami, Florida, United States

Huh. Looks young, for that. To me.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:35 PM (odBC9)

196 The surprising thing about Bessent is that based on his background he should totally be on the other side.

Crazy rich, gay, kinda nebbish, worked for Soros, and a bit of a nepo baby.

But he's just the opposite of what you'd think: he's a MAGA ax murderer. That rarely happens on our side.

I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

So you can hold a big gay orgy. Right, fag? Astrolubed to infinity. Opening buttholes with forceps. Homo Eyes Wide Shut. Amirite?

Posted by: COPS! at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (IVZwn)

197 A goodly amount of M1s were rebarrelled to 7.62 during the change over to 7.62 in the early sixties. They are out there.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (+0E/0)

198 A goodly amount of M1s were rebarrelled to 7.62 during the change over to 7.62 in the early sixties. They are out there.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM


By Italy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Wyeth Above the sea.jpg

Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust
Newell Convers Wyeth

[Hat Tip: Pete Bog]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Oj3Pf)

2 Gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (mGmwd)

3 That's a long-winded way to say roundup.

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)

4 CBD, you wanna get banned?

The painting title is breaking the margins!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Oj3Pf)

5 Needs a doggo. Very busy painting. Cpl Agarn would not approve.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (dCMJG)

6 Painting: Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking convention.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

7 CBD is pandering to us so far this week. Something is brewing. Nice painting.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (sl73Y)

8 That's a long-winded way to say roundup.

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)
-

"This is about me, isn't it?" - Monsanto

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (Oj3Pf)

9 Those Wyeth men are sure talented.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (lJ0H4)

10 Long title.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (q7PvL)

11 Backhand loop.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (nxLtX)

12 The sea of round, shiny backs was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

13 Wow, cool.

Is Newell related to the other Wyeth painters?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

15 Painting: Like goat ropin' at a cowboy funeral.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:34 AM (Jr5Lq)

16 Definitely fits my decor.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 09:34 AM (nxLtX)

17 Backhand loop.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (nxLtX)



FYI...

I believe we have SpongeBro taken care of for next weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

18 Long title.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (q7PvL)



Pot calling the kettle black, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

19 Oh. N. C. Wyeth was Andrew Wyeth's father.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

20 OK...title checks out, but it's a bit wordy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

21 Long winded title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out long winded titles at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

22 Painting: Snuffy broom-tails boiling over and wrinkling their spines.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (Jr5Lq)

23 Too dusty. Not a fan.

Posted by: Wear A Mask! at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (EdP2u)

24 The painting title is breaking the margins!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Oj3Pf)


Not on my phone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (k5CNB)

25 Horse face looking over the cowboy's hat looks a little dopey. We sure that's not an alien creature caught up in the rush?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (q7PvL)

26 Is Newell related to the other Wyeth painters?
Posted by: Bulg

NC Wyeth. Famous illustrator. Father of Andrew.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

27 Fun!
A lot of action happening there!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

28 "Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust"

This is English, right?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (sDWtc)

29 Nice. We have Newell post.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

30 I'm a westerner. Western art is right up my alley.

Posted by: huerfano at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (2Xqig)

31 I can feel the dust in my eyes looking at this painting

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (sKqQm)

32 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust

And then the murders started.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

33 Sequel was: Shiny Backsides In The Old Bunkhouse Tonight.

Posted by: Brokeback Horse-Breakin' at October 07, 2026 09:38 AM (EdP2u)

34 Nice. We have Newell post.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


*golf clap*

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

35 I didn't realize Andrew Wyeth's father was a painter!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

36 Painting: Shorthorn is all hat and no cattle, about to chew gravel.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:38 AM (Jr5Lq)

37 "Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust"

This is English, right?
Posted by: 88C+u
________

I think it's from that Marty Robbins tune.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (JzUSu)

38 Pot calling the kettle black, no?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Fair. BUT... I'm trying to make sure nobody thinks I' an imposter when away from my home IP address. What's Wyeth's excuse?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (q7PvL)

39 "Cowgirls like rope and leather!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (ptJRT)

40 Dude wasn't at a loss for words, was he?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (RORbl)

41 I'm also a writer!

Posted by: Three named Wyeth guy at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

42
12 The sea of round, shiny backs was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Wins best application of this sock/phrase. Well done, George!

I go a bit weak in the knees for a western painting, and this is lovely. Movement, horses, rough men in a rough business - love it!

Posted by: moki at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (wLjpr)

43 35 I didn't realize Andrew Wyeth's father was a painter!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

Talented Family

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (+gK6I)

44 Why is the fence so high? These guys Giraffe Wranglers?

Posted by: Marlin Perkins And Jim Fowler at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (EdP2u)

45 Father of Andrew.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)


And grandfather of Jamie, who is no slouch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (k5CNB)

46 Dumb title but interesting painting. Some nice detail here

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (s1VwS)

47
Horses, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

48 45 Father of Andrew.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

And grandfather of Jamie, who is no slouch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (k5CNB)

========

Great grand-father of Todd, though.

Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (RWrid)

49 So, what are they actually doing? Just stampeding horses for shits and grins? What are they trying to accomplish?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

50 I can feel the dust in my eyes looking at this painting
Posted by: 18-1

I'm feeling the grit in my teeth.

Patooie!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (ptJRT)

51 12 The sea of round, shiny backs was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Ok, that's funny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (s1VwS)

52 Father of Andrew.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

And grandfather of Jamie, who is no slouch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Like I said, talented family.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

53 Bubba Wallace remains Triggered by this painting.

Posted by: Uncle Tonoose at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (EdP2u)

54
Fair. BUT... I'm trying to make sure nobody thinks I' an imposter when away from my home IP address. What's Wyeth's excuse?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (q7PvL)



Overeducated and mouthy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

55 Backhand loop.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (nxLtX)

Much better title..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (08OqX)

56 He died when his car was hit by a train and carried over 100 yards with several flips...what a way to go.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

57
What are they trying to accomplish?
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)


What are the KPIs for this activity?
Have you sought synergies with other operations?
Let's circle back on this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (eRlcH)

58 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust


What f'n language is that?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (V4M8q)

59 Painting: Cowboy squaring away a ruckus, telling 'em how the cow ate the cabbage.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

60
And grandfather of Jamie, who is no slouch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 09:39 AM (k5CNB)



Who's on first. I don't know is no slouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

61 Not bad. Not bad at all.

Posted by: Frederic Sackrider Remington at October 07, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

62
Western art features life in the saddle
Or Remington rifles in battle
Yes, the Art of the West
Shows the things we love best
Now let's go out and Russell up some cattle

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 09:42 AM (I0N4X)

63 This painting is saddled with a lot of words in its title.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

64
It was all the beans they had for lunch that started the stampede.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:43 AM (eRlcH)

65 Posted by: Frederic Sackrider Remington

"Sackrider?"

*makes "call me" motion*

-- Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

66 What are the KPIs for this activity?
Have you sought synergies with other operations?
Let's circle back on this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM

By the way, there's a new cover sheet for the TPS Reports.

Posted by: Lumberg at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Western art features life in the saddle
Or Remington rifles in battle
Yes, the Art of the West
Shows the things we love best
Now let's go out and Russell up some cattle
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me!

Bravo. Very clever.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (lJ0H4)

68 This painting is saddled with a lot of words in its title.
Posted by: dantesed

Which has spurred much discussion.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (q7PvL)

69 He died when his car was hit by a train and carried over 100 yards with several flips...what a way to go.
Posted by: 18-1

A high school buddy of mine hit a train (not HIT by a train) something like the 10th or 12th car into it.

Not even drunk. We have no idea how he did that.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:45 AM (ptJRT)

70 I live as fur East as one kin git without droppin' into the Atlantic and I can't relate. Does art have to be so exclusionary? Yesterday, everyone was happy.

Posted by: Sideboob, FTW! at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (EdP2u)

71 What are the KPIs for this activity?
Have you sought synergies with other operations?
Let's circle back on this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (eRlcH)

We'll need to confirm the model number of those ropes in an RFI....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (aKiSo)

72 *Which has spurred much discussion.*

Give it the boot.

Posted by: Oh, no... at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

73 This painting is saddled with a lot of words in its title.
Posted by: dantesed

Which has spurred much discussion.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

Let's rein in the verbiage

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (lJ0H4)

74 Tell the horses to stop stampeding.

We've got a Safety Stand-down at noon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (aKiSo)

75 He died when his car was hit by a train and carried over 100 yards with several flips...what a way to go.
Posted by: 18-1

His 3½-year-old grandson (also named Newell) was also killed in the crash.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (ptJRT)

76 58 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust


What f'n language is that?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (V4M8q)

It's like a Japanese adult movie title.


But that's a beautiful painting.
I really like that.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b)

77 Reads better if you move the comma: "Above the Sea of Round Shiny Backs, the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 09:47 AM (sDWtc)

78 He died when his car was hit by a train and carried over 100 yards with several flips...what a way to go.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)


He had his grandson in the car with him. And I have heard rumors of suicide.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

79 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust

-
Is this the poetry thread or the art thread?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (ndZc7)

80 Seems to me breaking horses is a terrible thing. Why, the horses did nothing amiss to these fellows, why would you want to break them if you want to ride them later, or hitch them to a wagon?

Posted by: Broken Dreams Of Emily Litella at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (EdP2u)

81 I would have just titled it "AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (aKiSo)

82 All we are is volumes of dust...

Posted by: Kansas at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

83 Title is a little over the top, but cowboy/Western art always acceptable

would hang in the saddle room out at my sprawling ranch

it's a bonanza in a big valley
been in the family since we moved off the high chaparral back in the death valley days

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (ZxPkt)

84 What are the KPIs for this activity?
Have you sought synergies with other operations?
Let's circle back on this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (eRlcH)

We'll need to confirm the model number of those ropes in an RFI....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (aKiSo)

Who got assigned to track and report the Cost of Quality Takeouts?

Posted by: Count de Monet, frmr TQM Auditor at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

85 I'm late to the rodeo this morning. I've been clowning around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (l3cgK)

86
Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust


Cornell has just entered the chat.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (YSUhf)

87 I hope we won't corral these comments about horses.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

88
He Got Better

That Lonesome Dove series was a beaut
The show runners thought 'twas a hoot
When hiring the cast
They all had a blast
Turning Ricky Schrioder into a Newt

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

89 > All we are is volumes of dust...
Posted by: Kansas
----------
See... this is why I never dust my furniture. It might be someone I knew.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (RORbl)

90 87 I hope we won't corral these comments about horses.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

But that might be OK...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (l3cgK)

91 An incredible work that captures the energy, action, and motion of the moment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

92 The horse farthest right has a look like "WTF is going on?!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (vnlVL)

93 You guys need a good bootblack on your ranch, with loads of experience?

Posted by: Stepin Fetchet, Lookin' For Work, But Not Too Much Work at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (EdP2u)

94 89 > All we are is volumes of dust...
Posted by: Kansas
----------
See... this is why I never dust my furniture. It might be someone I knew.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:50 AM (RORbl)

Joke punchline: "Well, I don't know if he's coming or going."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (l3cgK)

95 Surprised he didn't shoe-horn the word "aerosol" in there somewhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (aKiSo)

96 OT, my pop up ads have been trending toward wrinkled skin or fat related issues lately.
I'd prefer they bring back the ED ladies. Might have to click on the next one I see to lock them in for a while.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 09:52 AM (sl73Y)

97 I'm late to the rodeo this morning. I've been clowning around.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


*********

Into the Barrel with you!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 09:52 AM (I0N4X)

98 92 The horse farthest right has a look like "WTF is going on?!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (vnlVL)

His nostrils are almost as wide open as Candace Owens'...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:52 AM (l3cgK)

99 92 The horse farthest right has a look like "WTF is going on?!"
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:51 AM (vnlVL)

It is a bold move painting a horse face from straight-on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 09:52 AM (aKiSo)

100
CBD outta pony up with some better paintings.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (YSUhf)

101 Willowed.

Susan Collins fucking SMOKED Jackson at the debate last night. Like. Embarassed him.

Topic: What one question do you want to ask your opponent.

Collins: You served in Augusta for more than 20 years and were President of the Senate. In that time, more than 1/3 of your bills were unanimously voted down in committee. If you can't even get the support of a single Democrat, how are you going to get anything done in a closely divided Senate as its most junior member?

Jackson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Just your daily reminder that Susan Collins sits on a throne of skulls.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (gLYp7)

102 Lots of blue and white, like the beach scene yesterday.

CBD singin' the blues.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (w9Wax)

103 Could be worse.

Could be tasked with catching the devil's herd, riding across the endless skies.

Posted by: Ghost Riders In The Sky at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (wVcYX)

104 The horsies don't seem to be havin' as much fun as the 'HOO-mons!' …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ayRl+)

105 Alternate Title:

"It Turns Out That 'Palamino' Wasn't The Safe Word"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (YSUhf)

106
Just your daily reminder that Susan Collins sits on a throne of skulls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (gLYp7)



And yet, isn't really all that on our side.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

107 The horsies don't seem to be havin' as much fun as the 'HOO-mons!' …
Posted by: Dr_No at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ayRl+)



They're having their freedom taken away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

108 Lots of blue and white, like the beach scene yesterday.

CBD singin' the blues.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

The beach scene was Monday. Yesterday was the boob scene.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

109 No side boob. Not art.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (36x1j)

110 101 Collins: You served in Augusta for more than 20 years and were President of the Senate. In that time, more than 1/3 of your bills were unanimously voted down in committee. If you can't even get the support of a single Democrat, how are you going to get anything done in a closely divided Senate as its most junior member?

Jackson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Just your daily reminder that Susan Collins sits on a throne of skulls.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (gLYp7)

=======

Yeah, but she's never outrun her polls because Maine polling gets rural voters exactly right all the time.

So, she's toast!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (RWrid)

111 Susan Collins fucking SMOKED Jackson at the debate last night. Like. Embarassed him.
. . . . .
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Perhaps. But Collins herself sounded like she suffers from the palsy or has oldtimers.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (ptJRT)

112 106
Just your daily reminder that Susan Collins sits on a throne of skulls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (gLYp7)


And yet, isn't really all that on our side.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

She's securing her own future, not that of the country. In a normal day she's more than willing to screw us over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (l3cgK)

113 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust, 1904-1905
Newell Convers Wyeth

Like today's art selection a great deal and would hang it.

Buffalo Bill Center of the West: 2020, Everything You Need To Know About N.C. Wyeth

Opens with the quote: “Here I am in the great West, and I’ll tell you it is the great West.” – N.C. Wyeth

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (NFX2v)

114 111 Susan Collins fucking SMOKED Jackson at the debate last night. Like. Embarassed him.
. . . . .
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Perhaps. But Collins herself sounded like she suffers from the palsy or has oldtimers.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (ptJRT)

=======

I believe she has Parkinson's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (RWrid)

115 And yet, isn't really all that on our side.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

Actual communists have taken over the left. A moderate Republican is clearly better. And she comes through when she's needed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (gLYp7)

116 Media response to the Collins debate:

"Watching Troy Jackson was like watching Joe Biden debate Donald Trump."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (gLYp7)

117 A past co-worker of mine, who use to train horses, once told me that a horse is a shy and gentle animal, but don't ever turn your back on them.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (QaH55)

118 109 No side boob. Not art.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (36x1j)

Does a side of Bob count?

Posted by: Bobs and Vagenes at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (l3cgK)

119 With just 28 days remaining until he faces off against Republican candidate Ken Paxton, Democrat James Talarico is nowhere to be found.

Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

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Time to put his face on a milk carton?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

120 112 106
Just your daily reminder that Susan Collins sits on a throne of skulls.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:53 AM (gLYp7)


And yet, isn't really all that on our side.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ccf/V)

======

She's always there with a vote when leadership asks it of her. Her votes against conservative policy are show votes that don't matter.

She's miles better than Murkowski who's just a Democrat or Tillis who's just a Democrat or Ernst who's a saboteur or Mitch who's an asshole or Cassidy who's a Democrat or Cornyn who's scum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (RWrid)

121 French people eat horses.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (EdP2u)

122 They keep missing their throws?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (Y/06r)

123 I believe she has Parkinson's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:55 AM (RWrid)
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It is called essential tremor. Looks like Parkinson's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

124 would hang

Posted by: Gref at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (Ls0px)

125 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

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Time to put his face on a milk carton?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

'Have you seen this commie twink?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (Y/06r)

126 A high school buddy of mine hit a train (not HIT by a train) something like the 10th or 12th car into it.

Not even drunk. We have no idea how he did that.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:45 AM (ptJRT)

That happened to friends of mine back in the 80s. There was (maybe still is) an unmarked crossing on Rt 22. Conrail train backing out of a yard around 1 AM. No signalman. Toyota Celica GT bounced off one of the cars. Passenger ended up with a compound leg fracture, and he spent a few nights in ICU. They sued the hell out of Conrail..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (08OqX)

127 Okay, she's sick. I did not know that.

Is it in the Man's Manual to take things back?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (ptJRT)

128 119 With just 28 days remaining until he faces off against Republican candidate Ken Paxton, Democrat James Talarico is nowhere to be found.

Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

-
Time to put his face on a milk carton?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

He's in commercials in my EweToob vids asking for $5, same as in town. He can suck his own dick for all I care; he'd probably enjoy it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (l3cgK)

129 >>>Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

He checked himself into an Urgent Care on the 28th. Hasn't been seen since.

Without evidence, I suggest he's got a monkeypox flareup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (gLYp7)

130 Yesterday was the boob scene.

What boobs?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (w9Wax)

131 Later that evening, after dinner and settling down in the bunkhouse, the front cowboy pulled out his guitar and started playing a tune . . .

I can see why you think you belong to me
I never tried to make you think or let you see
One thing for yourself
But now you're off with someone else and I'm alone
You see, I thought that I might keep you for my own

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (wVcYX)

132
It is called essential tremor. Looks like Parkinson's.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)



They diagnosed my step-mother with that years ago. She finally saw a different neurologist.

"Yeah, it's Parkinson's."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

133 Where's Mustang Sally? Can't see with all this dust.

Posted by: Have You Driven A Ford Lately at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (EdP2u)

134 > usan Collins fucking SMOKED Jackson at the debate last night. Like. Embarassed him.
. . . . .
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Perhaps. But Collins herself sounded like she suffers from the palsy or has oldtimers.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I think she does have some.... affliction. Don't remember what it is, but it affects her speech and IIRC, gives her "the shakes." Neurological something or other. Like 90% of Congress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (RORbl)

135 125 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.


They're going with the Biden campaign Tactics... Run from the basement...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (+gK6I)

136 135 125 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.


They're going with the Biden campaign Tactics... Run from the basement...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (+gK6I)

======

Biden famously won Texas with that strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (RWrid)

137 12 The sea of round, shiny backs was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

You must be an empath-- always attuned to the emotions of others.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (2RJDy)

138 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

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Time to put his face on a milk carton?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_________

Recovering from his pec implants and jawline enhancement.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (JzUSu)

139
There's a wise guy we always can trust
Who'll turn a joke into a lim'rick if he must
But he's sometimes a cheater
When he f*cks with the meter
Above the sea of round, shiny backs the thin loops swirled and shot into volumes of dust

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (I0N4X)

140 Never heard of this Wyeth before. This is a fantastic action picture.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (DKFMq)

141 Wyeth knew Sarah Jessica Parker AND John Kerry?
Hunh.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

142 It's been nice, though dusty, and I must pull on my bootstraps and get started on my day.

Posted by: Cowboy Charlie at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (EdP2u)

143 121 French people eat horses.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (EdP2u)

That's outlawed in Kalifornia. Some woman got enough signature to put a prop banning human consumption, but horse meat can still be used for dog food...
Her argument was that horses are noble beasts and humans have historically not eaten them, and I guess the electorate bought it. Nevermind that at plenty of human habitation sites, archaeologists have dug up plenty of horse bones, and some places in Europe you can get yourself a horseburger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (l3cgK)

144

They're going with the Biden campaign Tactics... Run from the basement...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (+gK6I)



There's so many reversals in his current campaign, I'm shocked people haven't thrown pairs of flip flops at him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

145 Students and Staff Trapped Inside As Savage Rioters Barricade Burning School in Paris

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"Savage rioters"? I think they mean austere religious scholars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

146 But he's sometimes a cheater
When he f*cks with the meter
Above the sea of round, shiny backs the thin loops swirled and shot into volumes of dust
Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (I0N4X)



Hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

147 Students and Staff Trapped Inside As Savage Rioters Barricade Burning School in Paris

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"Savage rioters"? I think they mean austere religious scholars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

We're actually going with 'students.'
- Media Style Guide

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:02 AM (gLYp7)

148 Students and Staff Trapped Inside As Savage Rioters Barricade Burning School in Paris.

They're just trying to stirrup trouble.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 10:02 AM (Oy/m2)

149 144

They're going with the Biden campaign Tactics... Run from the basement...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (+gK6I)


There's so many reversals in his current campaign, I'm shocked people haven't thrown pairs of flip flops at him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

I'd say dungeon instead of basement...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:02 AM (l3cgK)

150 French people eat horses.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (EdP2u)

That's outlawed in Kalifornia. Some woman got enough signature to put a prop banning human consumption, but horse meat can still be used for dog food...
Her argument was that horses are noble beasts and humans have historically not eaten them, and I guess the electorate bought it. Nevermind that at plenty of human habitation sites, archaeologists have dug up plenty of horse bones, and some places in Europe you can get yourself a horseburger...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (l3cgK)


I've eaten what essentially was Horse Sashimi in Japan.

It was tasty.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)

151 49 So, what are they actually doing? Just stampeding horses for shits and grins? What are they trying to accomplish?
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

It's cowboy stuff. Who cares what gets accomplished, because, at the end of the day, at least they aren't sheep herders. (Spit!)

Posted by: tankdemon at October 07, 2026 10:03 AM (2RJDy)

152 I liked Dian Parkinson on The Price Is Right. I'm sure Bulg knows who she is.

Posted by: Miss USA, 1965 at October 07, 2026 10:03 AM (EdP2u)

153 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.
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Time to put his face on a milk carton picante jar?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

New York City? Get a rope.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

154 RIP Eva Marie Saint.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 10:04 AM (Jr5Lq)

155 Old and busted: run for the border.

New hotness: run from the basement.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 10:04 AM (amcLV)

156 It's cowboy stuff. Who cares what gets accomplished, because, at the end of the day, at least they aren't sheep herders. (Spit!)

Posted by: tankdemon at October 07, 2026 10:03 AM (2RJDy)

Just don't ever, ever put your cover on your rack.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (gLYp7)

157 154 RIP Eva Marie Saint.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 10:04 AM (Jr5Lq)

She was 102!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

158 135 125 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.


They're going with the Biden campaign Tactics... Run from the basement...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (+gK6I)

Trust the steal. But also I think they are being somewhat pragmatic. That is why so many of them are ducking debates. They know that an at all fair moderator will end up with them in a fail-fail state. Either they moderate, and piss off the DSA types who might kill them, or they don't moderate and go full fire breathing commie and piss off everyone else.

I remember one of my government teachers in the before times high school era saying that one of the strengths of our system (and this was echoed by Shelby Foote in the civil war series) is that it forced moderation and compromise in order to appeal to the people. Social media and insularity between groups is forcing that system to break down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (Y/06r)

159 I liked Dian Parkinson on The Price Is Right. I'm sure Bulg knows who she is.
Posted by: Miss USA, 1965

Just looked her up. Never spent much time with TPIR.

Nice.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

160 Poll Finds 1 in 4 Young Americans Support Sharia Law

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What's not to like?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

161 Story in my local news feed today about a deaf horse that competes in agility competitions.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (I0N4X)

162 I SAID GIDDYUP!!

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (I0N4X)

163 157 154 RIP Eva Marie Saint.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 10:04 AM (Jr5Lq)

She was 102!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

Unlike most of Hollyweird, was actually married to the same man for 65 years, until his death.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (l3cgK)

164 I suppose I do prefer round shiny backsides to narrow hairy ones

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (sDWtc)

165 158 Trust the steal. But also I think they are being somewhat pragmatic. That is why so many of them are ducking debates. They know that an at all fair moderator will end up with them in a fail-fail state. Either they moderate, and piss off the DSA types who might kill them, or they don't moderate and go full fire breathing commie and piss off everyone else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (Y/06r)

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Talarico's been begging for a debate for weeks. Even wants to do it on FoxNews.

Campaigns that know they are winning refuse debates. Campaigns that know they are losing beg for debates.

The rest of the time, they just do debates because it's expected and the forms must be followed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (RWrid)

166 Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City.

Have the Dims pulled their ad money out of Texas?

In that case, he's either given up or is running the donation circuit of suckers for a final blast of ads.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (YSUhf)

167 145 Students and Staff Trapped Inside As Savage Rioters Barricade Burning School in Paris

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"Savage rioters"? I think they mean austere religious scholars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

Targets.

Posted by: GIGN, hopefully at October 07, 2026 10:07 AM (Y/06r)

168 She was 102!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

I thought she died like 10 years ago or something.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 10:07 AM (Oy/m2)

169 She was 102!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

We've had a lot of celebs living into 90s and beyond recently. Dick Van Dyke, June Lockhart, Olivia De Havilland, Betty White...

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

170 Poll Finds 1 in 4 Young Americans Support Sharia Law

Ironically, it's the same 1 in 4 who claim to be atypical gender/sexuality people.

*Maxwell House commercial voice*

We've secretly switched US law for Sharia in this tranny neighborhood. Let's see if they notice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:08 AM (gLYp7)

171 168 She was 102!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

I thought she died like 10 years ago or something.
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 10:07 AM (Oy/m2)

Nah, I remember looking her up some time ago and being surprised she was still alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 10:08 AM (Y/06r)

172 Burn the witch!

“I Almost Made It Out”: Jason Kelce Apologizes After Using the Commanders’ Old Name on Air

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

173 166 Have the Dims pulled their ad money out of Texas?

In that case, he's either given up or is running the donation circuit of suckers for a final blast of ads.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (YSUhf)

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They haven't pulled anything, but they've barely responded to the late stage onslaught of ad dollars Republican groups started throwing at the state a few weeks ago.

Like, Schumer gave Talarico $2 million. That gets you late night ads outside of Dallas at this point in the campaign.

Meanwhile, Thune pledged tens of millions.

There are two contested senate races where Democrats are outspending Republicans (NC and GA) through the end of the campaign, and they're barely outspending Republicans in those states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (RWrid)

174 170 Poll Finds 1 in 4 Young Americans Support Sharia Law

Ironically, it's the same 1 in 4 who claim to be atypical gender/sexuality people.

*Maxwell House commercial voice*

We've secretly switched US law for Sharia in this tranny neighborhood. Let's see if they notice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:08 AM (gLYp7)

I was told by the San Diego City Council that even saying Muzzies want to have their law be the law of the land was Islamophobia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (l3cgK)

175 Campaigns that know they are winning refuse debates. Campaigns that know they are losing beg for debates.

The rest of the time, they just do debates because it's expected and the forms must be followed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:06 AM (RWrid)

Collins is scheduled to debate Jackson three more times. I don't think he'll do another one. I can't see him walking into that buzzsaw a second, third, and fourth time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (gLYp7)

176 Glynis Johns was 100 when she passed in 2024.

Posted by: Lee Meriwether is 91 at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)

177 Hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge


*********

Heh! I amuse myself.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:10 AM (I0N4X)

178 175 Collins is scheduled to debate Jackson three more times. I don't think he'll do another one. I can't see him walking into that buzzsaw a second, third, and fourth time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (gLYp7)

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Three more debates and early voting already started two days ago?

Do people in Maine have nothing better to occupy their time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:10 AM (RWrid)

179 I liked Dian Parkinson on The Price Is Right. I'm sure Bulg knows who she is.
Posted by: Miss USA, 1965

Just looked her up. Never spent much time with TPIR.

Nice.
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)



I believe she was in Playboy at one point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

180 Perhaps. But Collins herself sounded like she suffers from the palsy or has oldtimers.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Fun fact, Maine's electorate is a large majority of old white people much the same as the rest of New England (median age about 45) . So Collins is a literal representative of voters there. 22 percent of the population there is 65+ in age which means more like about 30-40 percent of the electorate.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (E4rtv)

181 There are two contested senate races where Democrats are outspending Republicans (NC and GA) through the end of the campaign, and they're barely outspending Republicans in those states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (RWrid)

These are the two I think they're most likely to win.

NC, almost definitely and GA probably.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (gLYp7)

182 We've had a lot of celebs living into 90s and beyond recently. Dick Van Dyke, June Lockhart, Olivia De Havilland, Betty White...
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)
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And it took Darrell Harris to kill Betty White off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (amcLV)

183 Mel Brookes is alive at 100...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (l3cgK)

184 Do people in Maine have nothing better to occupy their time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with
Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:10 AM (RWrid)

Debates are scheduled for 8, 13, and 15 October.

And not really. Once winter gets here (end of September-ish), nobody's really going outside much anymore.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:12 AM (gLYp7)

185 175 Campaigns that know they are winning refuse debates. Campaigns that know they are losing beg for debates.

The rest of the time, they just do debates because it's expected and the forms must be followed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think that old truism is breaking down with modern DSA and Muzzies not being able to actually defend what they are saying to their supporters in a debate.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:12 AM (E4rtv)

186 He checked himself into an Urgent Care on the 28th. Hasn't been seen since.

Without evidence, I suggest he's got a monkeypox flareup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (gLYp7)


Did you forget where you are? It was for the removal of a gerbil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 10:12 AM (k5CNB)

187 181 These are the two I think they're most likely to win.

NC, almost definitely and GA probably.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:11 AM (gLYp7)

=====

Mail in voting is showing Democrats underperforming and Republicans overperforming 2022 in both states so far.

https://datarepublican.com/northcarolina/

https://x.com/petebray/status/
2107691368739188743

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:13 AM (RWrid)

188 186 He checked himself into an Urgent Care on the 28th. Hasn't been seen since.

Without evidence, I suggest he's got a monkeypox flareup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:58 AM (gLYp7)

Did you forget where you are? It was for the removal of a gerbil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 10:12 AM (k5CNB)

I thought that was done using a lit match...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:13 AM (l3cgK)

189 In direct contradiction of yesterday's story.

Rasmussen Poll Shows Republicans Have an Edge Among Hispanic Voters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

190 189 In direct contradiction of yesterday's story.

Rasmussen Poll Shows Republicans Have an Edge Among Hispanic Voters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

=======

The only place where the Hispanic vote matters this year is in Texas.

And it matters less than the fact that the exurban vote in the state is wildly inelastic and will vote 80-20 Republican or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:15 AM (RWrid)

191 We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:13 AM (RWrid)

The shift in North Carolina is R+5.8!!

Holy....

But Blunami, bitches!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:15 AM (gLYp7)

192 Did you forget where you are? It was for the removal of a gerbil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


************

They don't actually remove the gerbil. They do periodically have to insert new batteries.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

193 191 We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:13 AM (RWrid)

The shift in North Carolina is R+5.8!!

Holy....

But Blunami, bitches!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:15 AM (gLYp7)

=====

Mail in is small in NC.

What's big is early in person voting, which starts a week from tomorrow.

So, it's a sign, but a bigger sign will come starting late next week.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:16 AM (RWrid)

194 We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:16 AM (RWrid)

I had already completely written off NC, so I'll take 'we'll see.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:17 AM (gLYp7)

195 NC, almost definitely and GA probably.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Depends on turnout now. Vote by mail figures do not show a blue wave in Georgia for example and early voting is just starting (in Georgia the early voting is now truncated compared to previous elections so it will not really be a direct 1:1 comparison with past years). NC is a hard state to read and TJM probably knows more about what is going on than I do.

Haven't seen much actual voting stats if any from there and ALL polls now are considered suspect and prediction markets are trash.

We also face the issue of how independents are going to break--most are actually leaners, not true independents and these are the most difficult to reach in polling and also turnout. Doesn't appear that we are getting huge voting numbers that way in the competitive states (ignoring those that primarily vote by mail in the West).

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:18 AM (E4rtv)

196 Should probably turn around.

Wild horses can drag you away.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:18 AM (viF8m)

197 They don't actually remove the gerbil. They do periodically have to insert new batteries resuscitate the little guy..

Tweaked.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:18 AM (I0N4X)

198 196 Should probably turn around.

Wild horses can drag you away.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:18 AM (viF8m)

They couldn't drag me away.

Posted by: Rolling Stones at October 07, 2026 10:19 AM (l3cgK)

199 194 We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:16 AM (RWrid)

I had already completely written off NC, so I'll take 'we'll see.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:17 AM (gLYp7)

========

The idea that the state that went Trump+3 was suddenly an easy win for Democrats at the federal, statewide level because Roy Cooper, who left his governorship a couple of years ago in a terrible position because of Helene and his criminal policies, was always ludicrous.

Last time Cooper won statewide election, there were 400,000 more registered Dems than Reps (he won by 250,000 votes). There are now 10,000 more Reps than Dems. And, the propensity to send senators of the "wrong party" by PVI is far less than the propensity for electing senators of the "wrong party" by PVI. Think Hogan in MD or Romney in MA.

He's got name recognition, which is not nothing. But it's far from everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:20 AM (RWrid)

200
A major success this morning. I was able to find and download the complete Tchaikovsky Sleeping Beauty ballet, performed by Gennady Rozhdestvensky and the BBC Symphony Orchestra. Been looking for a digital version for a donkey's years. The little successes in life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:20 AM (eRlcH)

201 Poll Finds 1 in 4 Young Americans Support Sharia Law
--------

Would like to see m vs f

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (5EeHw)

202 43 California Democrats sign letter in opposition to nuking LA and San Diego.

https://tinyurl.com/4mn5typ7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

203 195 We also face the issue of how independents are going to break--most are actually leaners, not true independents and these are the most difficult to reach in polling and also turnout. Doesn't appear that we are getting huge voting numbers that way in the competitive states (ignoring those that primarily vote by mail in the West).

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:18 AM (E4rtv)

========

Historically in NC, registered independents lean heavily Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (RWrid)

204 201 Poll Finds 1 in 4 Young Americans Support Sharia Law
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Would like to see m vs f

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (5EeHw)

I'd like to see how the question was asked...

Posted by: Rolling Stones at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (l3cgK)

205 202 43 California Democrats sign letter in opposition to nuking LA and San Diego.

https://tinyurl.com/4mn5typ7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

Because...who'd be against nuking LA and San Diego, amiright?
Some fine people redux.

Posted by: Rolling Stones at October 07, 2026 10:22 AM (l3cgK)

206 off musical sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:22 AM (l3cgK)

207 Jagger/Richards wrote two of the most covered Country songs in history-Wild Horses and Dead Flowers, though they are Brits. Two very talented guys.

Posted by: London Nashville Cats at October 07, 2026 10:22 AM (EdP2u)

208 “I Almost Made It Out”: Jason Kelce Apologizes After Using the Commanders’ Old Name on Air
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

If it's any consolation, we won't have to watch them for long this season.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 10:23 AM (sDWtc)

209
California Democrats sign letter in opposition to nuking LA and San Diego.

_________

They want Salt Lake City and Omaha nuked instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:23 AM (eRlcH)

210 It's not who votes that counts...

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 10:23 AM (5EeHw)

211 209
California Democrats sign letter in opposition to nuking LA and San Diego.

_________

They want Salt Lake City and Omaha nuked instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:23 AM (eRlcH)

If the MSM was right-wing instead..."Democrats call for nuking rest of country; preserve California cities."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:24 AM (l3cgK)

212 If you have any friends or family that are still debating whether they should vote or not next month, show them this. Yes, there are still too many RINOs in Congress but we are getting rid of some and the solution isn't to allow more communists who hate us to take office.

This is just one thing the Trump administration has done in less than 2 years. They need more help in DC.

>>🚨 NEW TOOL: MASS MIGRATION EXPLORER >>🚨 🔎 FOLLOW THE PEOPLE. TRACE THE MONEY. 💰

https://tinyurl.com/28ysuhy4

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

213 Above the Sea of Round, Shiny Backs the Thin Loops Swirled and Shot into Volumes of Dust

************

Seems like every year the Wal-Mart Black Friday sales come earlier and earlier.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (I0N4X)

214 California Democrats sign letter in opposition to nuking LA and San Diego.
--------

So they're *for* Trump dismantling Iran's nuclear program??

They're like the guy in the joke laughing ahout the other guy pissing on his bar.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (5EeHw)

215 210 It's not who votes that counts...

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 10:23 AM (5EeHw)

Д е й с т в и т е л ь н о.

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (l3cgK)

216 Historically in NC, registered independents lean heavily Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Turnout of those independents then is going to be key for a Whatley win.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (E4rtv)

217 Double header!

LifeSiteNews
@LifeSite
EVIL: Twitch star Kai Cenat agreed to pay his girlfriend $200,000 to abort their twins.

She took the money, had both children killed in New York, and bragged about it in a video called "The $200,000 Abortion."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

218 216 Historically in NC, registered independents lean heavily Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Turnout of those independents then is going to be key for a Whatley win.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:25 AM (E4rtv)

======

I finally saw a pro-Cooper TV ad.

"I want to lower prices."

No mention of gasoline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM (RWrid)

219 Art. When men were men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM (XeU6L)

220 I'm a registered independent in NC, been that way since 2008. So I can mess with Dem primaries when I choose to. Also keeps either party off your back, at least a little. I sent money to Whatley and Colonel Buckhout last week.

Posted by: Shit-Stirrer at October 07, 2026 10:27 AM (EdP2u)

221 220 I'm a registered independent in NC, been that way since 2008. So I can mess with Dem primaries when I choose to. Also keeps either party off your back, at least a little. I sent money to Whatley and Colonel Buckhout last week.

Posted by: Shit-Stirrer at October 07, 2026 10:27 AM (EdP2u)

====

Parties tend to pester independents more than registered partisans.

Because parties think independents are persuadable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (RWrid)

222 The Overton window has shifted considerably if we are now discussing the relative pros and cons of nuking L.A.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (I0N4X)

223
"I want to lower prices."

No mention of gasoline.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM (RWrid)

Dems want lower prices for the children the molest, for importing voters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (l3cgK)

224
Turnout of those independents then is going to be key for a Whatley win.
Posted by: whig
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That would be me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (XeU6L)

225 222 The Overton window has shifted considerably if we are now discussing the relative pros and cons of nuking L.A.

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (I0N4X)

Joke Punchline: "You Americans, always getting it wrong. You threw off the wrong bitch!"

Sacramento would be a better target.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:29 AM (l3cgK)

226 The Dem Sleepy Joe Admin was all about lowering prices. Everything shot up 30%.

Posted by: Look Fat! at October 07, 2026 10:29 AM (EdP2u)

227
Undecided voter: the kind of person who stands in the middle of the aisle comparing at length the different types of canned green beans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:30 AM (eRlcH)

228 I finally saw a pro-Cooper TV ad.

"I want to lower prices."

No mention of gasoline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Looks like Cooper is trying to win on name recognition and GOP is bad I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)

229 227
Undecided voter: the kind of person who stands in the middle of the aisle comparing at length the different types of canned green beans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:30 AM (eRlcH)

Honestly, some brands have more sticks in their green beans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:30 AM (l3cgK)

230 Seems like every year the Wal-Mart Black Friday sales come earlier and earlier.
Posted by: muldoon

It seems like every merchant has a once monthly Black Friday sale recently.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 10:31 AM (lJ0H4)

231 Save a horse, blow a margin.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2026 10:33 AM (qwype)

232 Dems sending me mail doesn't bother me and it goes straight into the firepit. They'll never get my vote. Plus, it wastes their $$.

Posted by: Shit-Stirrer... at October 07, 2026 10:33 AM (EdP2u)

233 The potential hurricane is messing me up. I am supposed to go out of town today but with a hurricane forecast for Friday I'm stuck.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 10:33 AM (4NO2D)

234 231 Save a horse, blow a margin.

Posted by: Roy at October 07, 2026 10:33 AM (qwype)

Blow a horse, save a margin...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 07, 2026 10:34 AM (l3cgK)

235 Parties tend to pester independents more than registered partisans.

Because parties think independents are persuadable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I'm being blitzed with slick 4-color mailers promoting James Ager(D) for Congress. NC 11th District. All promote an image of a good old boy farmer. He'll win, but not because I voted for him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:34 AM (XeU6L)

236 That would be me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Been contacted? GOTV operations will most likely concentrate on those that vote sporadically in midterm or off year elections and the people that is registered but has not voted in recently.

Persuasion is more likely if you are a regular voter.

Ironically, the best result is if you vote in every single election including municipal and school board type elections, primaries, etc. That pretty much marks you as a voter that does not need to be contacted to vote. Aka supervoters. Only about 10 percent or so of voters.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:35 AM (E4rtv)

237 I finally saw a pro-Cooper TV ad.

"I want to lower prices."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM



I want a flying car.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 10:35 AM (4NO2D)

238
Honestly, some brands have more sticks in their green beans...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don'tcha just hate that?

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at October 07, 2026 10:35 AM (EdP2u)

239 237 I finally saw a pro-Cooper TV ad.

"I want to lower prices."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM


I want a flying car.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 10:35 AM (4NO2D)

=======

He won't try to lower rents by deporting millions of people, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:36 AM (RWrid)

240 I HATE, HATE, HATE all the scam, spam, and political texts I keep getting. No, I'm not sending ANYBODY money, much less from a f**king text message. No, I'm NOT opening up any link sent to me from a known phone number, much less from an unknown one. F'em all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:36 AM (l3cgK)

241 They haven't pulled anything, but they've barely responded to the late stage onslaught of ad dollars Republican groups started throwing at the state a few weeks ago.

Like, Schumer gave Talarico $2 million. That gets you late night ads outside of Dallas at this point in the campaign.

Meanwhile, Thune pledged tens of millions.

There are two contested senate races where Democrats are outspending Republicans (NC and GA) through the end of the campaign, and they're barely outspending Republicans in those states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:09 AM (RWrid)


Probably, place ads during the UT/OU Shootout and during the Cowboys game.

That's where I've seen his ads most outside of the internet ads.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 10:36 AM (YSUhf)

242 Watch the video at the link to see why they tried to hide this video.


>>@_Patriot1776Q_

>>🚨 A 6-year-old shot his teacher. Richneck Elementary, Jan 6, 2023.

>>Court unsealed Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam Oct 6, 2026.

>>🎥 The Virginian-Pilot / Daily Press

https://tinyurl.com/yeeujf76

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)

243 Also, Michigan Democrats are in open revolt against El-Sayed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (gLYp7)

244 Ad dropped in SC for Lindsay Graham's sister,

"
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
44m
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just dropped a DEVASTATING ad on South Carolina US Senate candidate Annie Andrews (D) — whom he nicknamed "Trannie Andrews"

"Annie Andrews is for they/them. NOT for our values. NOT for South Carolina."

"Andrews isn't shy about her support for medical interventions like puberty blockers, hormones and surgeries for MINORS."

The ad shows a grown man pretending to be a woman in a store with a kid: "[Andrews] has got my vote!"

The kid is visibly frightened by the transgender and runs away"

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (E4rtv)

245
Had to watch the ball games yesterday on mute because of all the political ads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (eRlcH)

246 The Dem Sleepy Joe Admin was all about lowering prices. Everything shot up 30%.
Posted by: Look Fat!
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A Dem friend waxed euphoric over The Inflation Reduction Act. As usual, no presentation of facts and logic would alter their perspective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (XeU6L)

247 Aka supervoters. Only about 10 percent or so of voters.
Posted by: whig

That would be me. My husband was too.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (lJ0H4)

248 240 I HATE, HATE, HATE all the scam, spam, and political texts I keep getting. No, I'm not sending ANYBODY money, much less from a f**king text message. No, I'm NOT opening up any link sent to me from a known phone number, much less from an unknown one. F'em all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

You're now in their files as a cheapskate. Which is good, so you can pay for Sacramento Taxes and $7 gas.

Posted by: Abbott and Costello-Cheap Skates at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (EdP2u)

249 244 The ad shows a grown man pretending to be a woman in a store with a kid: "[Andrews] has got my vote!"

The kid is visibly frightened by the transgender and runs away"

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:38 AM (E4rtv)

=======

Democrats spent $100 million against Lindsay Graham who has had issues with the conservative base for years in 2020.

He won by 9.

Maybe SC is just a Republican state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (RWrid)

250 221 220 I'm a registered independent in NC, been that way since 2008. So I can mess with Dem primaries when I choose to. Also keeps either party off your back, at least a little. I sent money to Whatley and Colonel Buckhout last week.

Posted by: Shit-Stirrer at October 07, 2026 10:27 AM (EdP2u)

====

Parties tend to pester independents more than registered partisans.

Because parties think independents are persuadable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:28 AM (RWrid)


I'm a registered Independent in CA and I get no pleas from either party.. Husband gets dozens a day as a Republican

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (+gK6I)

251 I want a flying car.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 10:35 AM (4NO2D)

You can buy one. The Pivotal Helix starts at like $200,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (gLYp7)

252
https://tinyurl.com/yeeujf76

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)

Yikes. You don't get kids like that unless the parents are like that...short of a demonic possession or psychopathic soul.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:41 AM (l3cgK)

253
*runs in excitedly*

Hey everyone! It's Banned Book Month, where smug leftists say if libraries don't carry "Heather's First Polycule" they're burning books.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 10:41 AM (eRlcH)

254 Maybe SC is just a Republican state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (RWrid)

I'm surprised they have to spend money in SC... Maybe they aren't fond of Ms. Lindsey's Sister there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 10:41 AM (+gK6I)

255 For just a sec I thought that was Kevin Costner and the Yellowstone ranch in the painting. Rip is lurking behind the horses…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 10:42 AM (9eNmI)

256 Since it's the Halloween season...

I watched one of my favorite movies, a horror/comedy titled-

"Revenant" (2009)

About a soldier who killed mysteriously in Iraq and resurrects after his funeral at home. Undead shenanigans ensue of the vigilante kind.. Very funny but never forgets the horror either.

Just a fun watch. Worth your time. Check it out.

Hard to find except on DVD, though right now you can find it On:

Apple TV for $3.99.
and
Tubi for free but with commercials.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 10:42 AM (YSUhf)

257 240 I HATE, HATE, HATE all the scam, spam, and political texts I keep getting. No, I'm not sending ANYBODY money, much less from a f**king text message. No, I'm NOT opening up any link sent to me from a known phone number, much less from an unknown one. F'em all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
======
Smart. Consider hiring a internet privacy service to remove yourself from databases. Some of them offer free scans to find out what others know about you personally but to have them remove you from the lists, you have to pay. Privacy Bee and Optery do that, mebbe some others.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E4rtv)

258 254 Maybe SC is just a Republican state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:39 AM (RWrid)

I'm surprised they have to spend money in SC... Maybe they aren't fond of Ms. Lindsey's Sister there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 10:41 AM (+gK6I)

========

Both parties are awash in cash and spend money in these states every cycle.

It's how politics work, and the "watch where they spend the money" technique is so chock full of false positives (both parties spent a total of $200 million in Texas for the senate race in 2024, and that race didn't end up close at all) that I find it pretty much useless as a barometer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:43 AM (RWrid)

259 By the way... No matter what happens in NC we are better off without that traitor Tillis

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 10:45 AM (+gK6I)

260 Some of the loops of rope are bewb shape.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 10:46 AM (Fi81e)

261 Honestly, some brands have more sticks in their green beans...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I once found a Katydid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:46 AM (XeU6L)

262 >>🚨 A 6-year-old shot his teacher. Richneck Elementary, Jan 6, 2023.

>>Court unsealed Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam Oct 6, 2026.

>>🎥 The Virginian-Pilot / Daily Press

https://tinyurl.com/yeeujf76
Posted by: JackStraw

Little Demon should be placed in Clancy's loving care.

Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at October 07, 2026 10:47 AM (EdP2u)

263 "He checked himself into an Urgent Care on the 28th. Hasn't been seen since."

I will go with "a broken coke bottle us his rectum."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:47 AM (36x1j)

264 By the way... No matter what happens in NC we are better off without that traitor Tillis
Posted by: It's me donna
-----

One hopes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:47 AM (XeU6L)

265 New twist on the Cornell kerfuffle:

"Not only do leftists have full control over the state of New York, Tompkins County, and Cornell University, but Republicans and conservatives have no say or sway whatsoever. Republicans are completely frozen out of any policy or decision-making involving Cornell… So what does this gang rape scandal have to do with anything other than total and complete failure of Democrat governing and Democrat policy-making?"


Whoops.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 10:48 AM (V4M8q)

266 247 Aka supervoters. Only about 10 percent or so of voters.
Posted by: whig

That would be me. My husband was too.
Posted by: Tuna

Smart campaigns merely send such voters fliers, etc. Because they are self activating. Waste of money to contact in most cases unless it is an early voting state and they haven't voted yet. Good campaigns from demographics and other background can pretty much figure out voting patterns of someone like the supervoter.

The indys that are sporadic in voting and move around a lot like yutes will usually be the target for GOTV operations.

So far, in states reporting on vote by mail (vbm), the 18-29 year olds are not voting like in previous elections. In Ohio, apparently down to 2014 levels. That is going to hurt democrats more than gop because young voters skew Dem and if they don't turn out by vbm, they are likely not to early vote nor vote on election day. Dem GOTV structure since 2018 at least has been designed to get them to vote by mail.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)

267 Minnesota officials warn people against stereotyping Somalis because of all the Somali gang shootings

-
It's just that the 98.2% make the 1.8% look bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

268 LifeSiteNews
@LifeSite
EVIL: Twitch star Kai Cenat agreed to pay his girlfriend $200,000 to abort their twins.

She took the money, had both children killed in New York, and bragged about it in a video called "The $200,000 Abortion."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)
=====

Actually, that sounds like an illegal contract.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

269 So what does this gang rape scandal have to do with anything other than total and complete failure of Democrat governing and Democrat policy-making?"

Trump's a rapist and on the Epstein list !

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (+gK6I)

270 >>Yikes. You don't get kids like that unless the parents are like that...short of a demonic possession or psychopathic soul.

That's whats going on in government schools. That's how we end up with brain dead young voters who support islamic terrorists and scream about a genocide in Gaza and not the barbaric brutality that occurred on Oct. 7 in Israel.

That's why the Biden DOJ targeted parents who spoke out at PTA meetings and Catholics.

Take a look at the tool I posted above at 212 that Data Republican just released that details how our tax dollars have been used to fund an army of NGOs, non-profits, religious groups, etc., to flood the country with illegals.

Don't walk to your polling place. Run. And drag others.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (viF8m)

271 Today's art looks like the mad rush to get FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

272 259 By the way... No matter what happens in NC we are better off without that traitor Tillis
Posted by: It's me donna
========
Heh, heard rumors that Tillis is hoping the GOP tanks in 2026 and then plans to run for NC governor in 2028.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)

273 Tubi for free but with commercials.
Posted by: naturalfake


Commercials are acceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 10:51 AM (V4M8q)

274 272 Heh, heard rumors that Tillis is hoping the GOP tanks in 2026 and then plans to run for NC governor in 2028.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)

=======

I look forward to his challenge to Stein in the Democrat primary, because he has no shot in a Republican primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:51 AM (RWrid)

275 Morning Horde! Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Buck at October 07, 2026 10:51 AM (fiwzq)

276 the "watch where they spend the money" technique is so chock full of false positives...


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:43 AM (RWrid)


Some of that spending is designed to be very public to drive additional fundraising. It isn't necessarily spent where it will get the most votes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (k5CNB)

277 Just remember, Hillary spent a billion dollars to lose to Trump, who spent half that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (36x1j)

278 Oh, look, another state where Republicans are doing better than Democrats in early voting compared to 2022. This time, Michigan:

https://x.com/petebray/status/
2107681915088318939

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (RWrid)

279 277 Just remember, Hillary spent a billion dollars to lose to Trump, who spent half that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (36x

6 billion for me

Posted by: Kamala at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)

280 Just remember, Hillary spent a billion dollars to lose to Trump, who spent half that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (36x1j)

Pfffffffffffffft.

Posted by: Kamala, who spent just as much in half the time at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (gLYp7)

281 Very late to the thread, dammit!! But thank you CBD. Any Wyeth painting is a treat and this is one of his best. You can feel the dust, smell the horses and hear all the furious activity. I could send hours looking at this, noticing details, the brush work, and the color choices and blending.

Posted by: JTB at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (yTvNw)

282 276 the "watch where they spend the money" technique is so chock full of false positives...


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:43 AM (RWrid)

Some of that spending is designed to be very public to drive additional fundraising. It isn't necessarily spent where it will get the most votes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (k5CNB)

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True.

Talarico's entire ad spend for months was just about fundraising.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (RWrid)

283 I look forward to his challenge to Stein in the Democrat primary, because he has no shot in a Republican primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Egos of politicians have no limit. Kinzinger tried to run for a Texas House seat for example. And Mark Sanford still haunts SC political races rising from his political grave.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

284 >>Just remember, Hillary spent a billion dollars to lose to Trump, who spent half that.

Also don't forget that just days before the election some pollsters were giving Hillary a 98% chance of winning.

Remind me, how did that turn out?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

285 I once found a Katydid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

YOU VEEL EAT ZE BUGS!
-- Klaus Schwab

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

286 Oh, look, another state where Republicans are doing better than Democrats in early voting compared to 2022. This time, Michigan:

https://x.com/petebray/status/
2107681915088318939

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:52 AM (RWrid)

Several big-name Michigan Dems have openly come out against El-Sayed in the past few days. Every one of them cites his hatred for Jews and desire for Sharia.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (gLYp7)

287 257 240 I HATE, HATE, HATE all the scam, spam, and political texts I keep getting. No, I'm not sending ANYBODY money, much less from a f**king text message. No, I'm NOT opening up any link sent to me from a known phone number, much less from an unknown one. F'em all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Smart. Consider hiring a internet privacy service to remove yourself from databases. Some of them offer free scans to find out what others know about you personally but to have them remove you from the lists, you have to pay. Privacy Bee and Optery do that, mebbe some others.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 10:43 AM (E4rtv)

My privacy risk score was 99/100...
My info has been stolen from colleges and universities, hospitals, and various other businesses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:54 AM (l3cgK)

288 286 Several big-name Michigan Dems have openly come out against El-Sayed in the past few days. Every one of them cites his hatred for Jews and desire for Sharia.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 10:53 AM (gLYp7)

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Yeah, what are you going to believe? early voting analysis which has a decent record over the last few cycles or polling which is 100% perfect all of the time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 10:54 AM (RWrid)

289 https://tinyurl.com/yeeujf76

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)

Yikes. You don't get kids like that unless the parents are like that...short of a demonic possession or psychopathic soul.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 10:41 AM (l3cgK)
___________

The most upsetting thing about that vid is the stupid white middle-aged teacher coddling and protecting -- and making excuses for -- a child would-be murderer as he taunts and curses at her.

Any normal rational non-suicidal woman would be like "get this motherfucking little fuck away from me!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)

290 I once found a Katydid.
-----
Katy lied.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 10:56 AM (TN0g+)

291 https://tinyurl.com/yeeujf76
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)
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This will happen again, that child is very very sick. Probably in custody of very sick abusive criminals. Thugz raising thugz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:56 AM (RIvkX)

292 Remind me, how did that turn out?
Posted by: JackStraw

How well I do remember. Going to bed early, depressed, thinking Hillary had won and then waking up to a Trump victory.

Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 10:56 AM (lJ0H4)

293 >>I once found a Katydid.
-----
>>Katy lied.

You could see it in her eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)

294 Today's art looks like the mad rush to get FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Corgis crushed under hooves...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:57 AM (XeU6L)

295 Looks like it's my wrangle again.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 07, 2026 10:57 AM (8MBAg)

296 The most upsetting thing about that vid is the stupid white middle-aged teacher coddling and protecting -- and making excuses for -- a child would-be murderer as he taunts and curses at her.

Any normal rational non-suicidal woman would be like "get this motherfucking little fuck away from me!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 10:55 AM (iFTx/)
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Exactly why it will happen again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 10:58 AM (RIvkX)

297 >>Katy lied.

You could see it in her eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Katydidn't?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 10:58 AM (XeU6L)

298 Bill Scher
@billscher
“El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:59 AM (ndZc7)

299 >>How well I do remember. Going to bed early, depressed, thinking Hillary had won and then waking up to a Trump victory.

After Trump took Florida I said he was going to win.

ace told me to go home cause I was drunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

300 >>The most upsetting thing about that vid is the stupid white middle-aged teacher coddling and protecting -- and making excuses for -- a child would-be murderer as he taunts and curses at her.


Sounds like the police are baffled by the whole thing, as they should be.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (rOKnE)

301 The fact it’s early October and we have early voting data is a yuuuge problem in and of itself. Ballots sitting around for a month in some back room. I’m sure no Democrats would ever think of fucking with those ballots right?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (RowGD)

302 298 Bill Scher
@billscher
“El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 10:59 AM (ndZc7)

===

His chief of staff quit and is badmouthing him.

Rich Jewish Democrats in the state defected to Rogers and fundraised for him.

The Jewish mayor of Lansing endorsed Rogers.

And, the polls vastly overestimated his support in the primary because polling firms either can't or won't get good samples from rural working class voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (RWrid)

303 After Trump took Florida I said he was going to win.

ace told me to go home cause I was drunk.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Not necessairily mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (XeU6L)

304 Minkey rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (V4M8q)

305 Dealing with violent, mentally ill, out of control children is not anything anyone at that school is trained or qualified.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (RIvkX)

306 301 The fact it’s early October and we have early voting data is a yuuuge problem in and of itself. Ballots sitting around for a month in some back room. I’m sure no Democrats would ever think of fucking with those ballots right?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 11:00 AM (RowGD)

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Ohio's had robust early and mail in voting for years, and the state has trended hard Republican in that time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (RWrid)

307 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

308 276 the "watch where they spend the money" technique is so chock full of false positives...


Posted by: TheJamesMadison

All of campaign analysis is triangulation of data sources and the rise of candidates that are the political version of The Producers! makes using campaign funding naively as the only market as questionable by itself. The most strategic of campaign funding is Senate and House committees that can now explicitly coordinate with candidates of their party and spend on ads on their behalf. The indy dark money cannot as of yet and is limited to the call Senator so and so and tell them ....... So they run mainly negative ads which depresses turnout, particularly yutes and sporadic voters.

The reason why political science though fared better in recent replicability studies on research while sociology and education studies could not be replicated, is that like economics and price, the basis of much of poli sci research is the vote data point to which everything else is attached.

We know campaign funding spent on ads, gotv, candidate appearances, etc. influences the number of votes for a candidate but it is not a one to one relationship.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

309 I don’t mind early voting if it’s secure. In Ohio and Florida for now it’s secure. What happens when Dems win those states again? And they will at some point.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 07, 2026 11:04 AM (RowGD)

310 I’m sure no Democrats would ever think of fucking with those ballots right?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Dispersal of places receiving the ballots makes it more difficult to tamper--few GOP ballots to discard in cities, harder to tamper in GOP red areas.

Do what Trump wanted for vbm, special envelopes, tracking end to end, etc. and that makes it very dangerous to tamper, not impossible but a lot more perilous than today. And you may or may not know, USPS actually images the front and back of all mail now (stemming from the anthrax attacks year ago) and has pretty accurate tracking even when the mail is just first class mail.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (E4rtv)

311 Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 10:48 AM (V4M8q)

Same thing a shooting of a black Democrat thug by a Democrat police or a zealous Democrat neighborhood watch guy. Fuck-all. But we get tarred with it anyway.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 11:05 AM (5EeHw)

312 309 I don’t mind early voting if it’s secure. In Ohio and Florida for now it’s secure. What happens when Dems win those states again? And they will at some point.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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All we can do is fight the battles of today and let tomorrow fall as it will.

Posted by: whig at October 07, 2026 11:08 AM (E4rtv)

313 This looked familiar. You can see the actual painting at the Whitney Gallery of Western Art in Cody, Wyoming. I believe they have another painting or two there.

Posted by: STW at October 07, 2026 03:39 PM (sUQEO)

The Morning Report — 10/ 7 /26

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Good morning kids. Today marks the third anniversary of one of the bloodiest, most barbaric assaults not just on Israel and Jews but on humanity itself. Anyone who doesn't see and understand that or worse who has cheered it on is as evil and twisted as the evil attackers themselves.

Three years have passed since the Hamas massacre of Oct. 7, 2023 — the wholesale murder, rape and torture of more than 1,200 men, women, children and infants in Israel. Yet as Jews everywhere gather to mourn, what should be a day of quiet reflection and prayer, of defiant cries of “Never again,” is being eclipsed by something dark and obscene.

The tragedy of 10/7 has ripped the veil off the antisemitism that has always bubbled below the surface. As the nation of Israel dares to defend itself against an existential threat, the gloves have come off.

Jew hatred is now more than a quiet obsession. It is cool. In Hollywood, Jew hate has emerged from the shadows and become a chic and trendy pastime. World-famous antisemites such as Susan Sarandon, Mark Ruffalo and Javier Bardem don keffiyeh in solidarity with bloodthirsty terrorists. Onstage, musicians Macklemore and Zach Bryan rant about fictional Palestinian “genocide” while snubbing their noses at Jewish agony. . . In Gracie Mansion, the mayor of the city second only to Israel in its concentration of Jews, entertains Holocaust deniers and 10/7 sympathizers, ramping up a record wave of anti-Jewish hate crimes. Instead of protecting all the people of this city, Mayor Zohran Mamdani agitates for the arrest of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu while surrounding himself with like-minded socialist staffers, advisers and adoring acolytes who share Hizzoner’s disdain and contempt for Jews.
The planet has turned upside-down.

To every sane person out there, yes the planet has turned upside down but considering we are barely a month past the 25th anniversary of 9/11/01, where perhaps we had imagined or deluded ourselves into believing that the world had righted itself when the rubble was removed and the smoke had cleared, and then the London Underground was bombed followed in short order by the attack in Madrid at the Atocha train station.

But of course the Freedom Tower was built, and yet Islam, and its ally of convenience domestic and international socialism continues its bloody rampage across Europe and the world...

The genocide of Nigerian Christians at the hands of Islamic Jihadists continues apace, although you wouldn’t know it from the mainstream media, which is myopically focused on its pet political project, the so-called Palestinian people.The X post... captures the heartbreaking loss of one innocent in particular, a schoolteacher who was a light for his students and community.

In the twisted words of Socialist demi-god numero uno Joe Stalin "The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic, and yet we have the death of one by one by one, sometimes one at a time sometimes dozens or even thousands at a time, and yet and yet and yet...
but then again, we have just passed the 84th anniversary of the wholesale slaughter at the Babi Yar ravine.

As Holocaust memorial institutions gathered on Monday to mark the 84th anniversary of the Babyn Yar massacre, in which Nazis and their collaborators murdered more than 33,000 Jews in a two-day rampage, the names of more than 1,000 previously unidentified victims were read for the first time thanks to new archival documentation.

And while we're speaking of 9/11 and the near insanity of the FlyDubai attempted hijacking and Islamikaze attack on Israel last week, we have this continuing insanity to contend with! Ho-Lee-FOOK are you kidding me?!

United Airlines has removed from service a pilot who called Hamas terrorists behind the October 7 massacre “brave,” pending a review, The Daily Wire can first report. Capt. Ibrahim R. Mossallam was first suspended with pay in November 2023, but Israel’s Channel 14 reported on Monday that United quietly allowed him to return to the cockpit just six months later. United told The Daily Wire on Tuesday that it has pulled the pilot from the skies

“We have withheld this pilot from service pending an ongoing review,” an airline spokesman said.The airline did not confirm whether Mossallam had resumed flying after it began investigating in late 2023.

Switching gears completely, this is something that I'd usually ignore but because my dear sweet wife and sister-in-law were yammering on about it endlessly yesterday evening, I just "can't get it out of my head," with all due deference and apologies to E.L.O...

California Democrats just hit a damning new low, bewailing how President Donald Trump supposedly invited Iran to nuke Los Angeles and San Diego. 

As LA Mayor Karen Bass and others chimed in, Gov. Gavin Newsom posted: “The President is advocating for an attack on 10+ million U.S. residents in two of America’s largest cities.”

He added: “This is not normal. None of this is” — when in fact it’s an all too normal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. 

From Dems’ accounts, you’d guess Trump had at least made some tasteless joke; after all, he did just give out a GOP senator’s personal cell number just because the guy won’t agree to end Daylight Savings Time.

But no; it’s a straight-up smear. Here’s what Trump said at Monday night’s Nebraska rally: “You want to see a tremendous victory [in Iran], because it verifies all the things we did. And again, remember, with the word, [the gas price rise] is just artificial, it’s a little bit high. “It’s a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s — this is a very small price to pay, and it’s gonna be over with very soon.”

Sloppy, sure; Trump was riffing on the stump. But no way was he inviting Iran to attack those cities, nor even joking about it. 

He was arguing that the temporary spike in gas prices is a very small price to pay, compared to the terrible cost of Iran going nuclear and destroying an American city.

No, it wasn't sloppy at all. Anyone with more than Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' two barely firing synapses, if that many, not only knows what the President said and in what context but understands that an Iranian nuclear warhead is an existential threat that must be neutralized. In no way did he cheer on or call for Iran to nuke San Diego or LA, though given who and what is running California and far too many other places in America and what they have planned for the rest of the nation should they gain control of the Federal government, and if they have their way never relinquish that control, the jokers twisting President Trump's words actually make the case.

And now let the trolls accuse me of calling for Iran to nuke America! Meh, why am I getting so exercised. It's puerile, infantile, amateurish and typical of the Trump-deranged Left, and yet too many seemingly intelligent people swallow this crap whole without even a mildly critical second thought.

Oh well, it is what it is. So Basta cosi and God bless the memory of all those slaughtered by Islam and protect us from their evil and that of their allies of convenience on the Left who seek our destruction so they can serve Satan by destroying and enslaving us. On these and all the other cheery news of the day, I nevertheless bid you all to

have a good day.


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  • “It’s a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s — this is a very small price to pay, and it’s gonna be over with very soon.” Sloppy, sure; Trump was riffing on the stump. But no way was he inviting Iran to attack those cities, nor even joking about it. He was arguing that the temporary spike in gas prices is a very small price to pay, compared to the terrible cost of Iran going nuclear and destroying an American city.
    Trump Derangement: No, he didn’t ask Iran to attack LA or San Diego

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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

4 Hi.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 07:34 AM (36x1j)

5 Willowed: Walked with a widow yesterday. She showed me a quote she thought profound.

I summarized Robert Heinlein's quote on Bad Luck.

She had never even heard of Heinlein. Her phone would not bring up that quote. She has been carefully trained by her TV and search algorithms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

6 TDS has gone nuclear?

Good morning JJS and thank you for today's Morning Report. Somber day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:35 AM (ZTyuZ)

7 M
Well, that was a particularly salty tech thread this morning.

Some might dare even call it "cruel".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:36 AM (olHWM)

8 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 07:37 AM (V4M8q)

9 Willowed:

I didn't know that Turning Point has a UK chapter. This is how I found out:

https://tinyurl.com/5e4pbtut

Looking forward to my last UK niece and her family moving to Israel in a few months time. Better late than never.

Some of Mrs. BD's relatives, on the other hand, imagine they can ride it out. The pity of it all.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 07:37 AM (gsBYv)

10
Wee beastie is signaling a need for attention -- time to uncage the beast

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:38 AM (olHWM)

11 Wee beastie is signaling a need for attention -- time to uncage the beast
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:38 AM (olHWM)
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TMI

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:39 AM (ZTyuZ)

12 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

13 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 07:40 AM (RORbl)

14
Will today be the say that the face of NYC's Mayor Zoltar finally gets the fist which it has long deserved?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:40 AM (olHWM)

15 14
Will today be the say that the face of NYC's Mayor Zoltar finally gets the fist which it has long deserved?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:40 AM (olHWM)


I had two uncles, now of blessed memory, both named Zoltan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

16 I always thought if the towel heads nuked New York City, Hollywood and Washington DC it would not be all bad.

Send a wake up call and no more bothersome meddling from the beltway or gracie mansion or stupid comic book movies.

Posted by: Mr. Sunshine at October 07, 2026 07:42 AM (Ll78X)

17 *points and laughs*

Ha ha!

You're all Jews now.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at October 07, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

18
10/7 wasn't a tragedy.
It was an act of war.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 07, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

19 Mr. Sunshine

Repeated Democrat leadership of an American city is much more destructive than a 1 MT nuclear weapon explosion in that city.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

20 She's hot!

Posted by: Zoltan Karpathy at October 07, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

21
The UK and France fell years ago. What's happening now are mop up operations.

Pulling the B-1's out of there is overdue.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 07:45 AM (Y8DZL)

22 Know who else had a wee beastie?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at October 07, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

23
10/7 wasn't a tragedy.
It was an act of war.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


The cave dwellers in the international Enclave of Bombed Out Rubble and Genocide think otherwise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:46 AM (olHWM)

24 21
The UK and France fell years ago. What's happening now are mop up operations.

Pulling the B-1's out of there is overdue.
Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 07:45 AM (Y8DZL)


What do we have based at Incirlik in TURKEY?!!! We have got to kick them the hell out of NATO (after dismantling NATO itself as a useless relic of the past)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

25 Woke MSNOW interviewer practically begging Michigan dems to vote for El Sayed.
Demonstrating leftist media.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 07, 2026 07:49 AM (p59RA)

26 I think good leadership in France can overcome the invasion. The French Army has some good plans, but told to hold them, not act on them.

The UK. *Sigh* There is a path, but it may be too far gone. Their armed forces are insufficient to win.

Interestingly, long arms like hunting rifles were not confiscated, and the Muslims have been concentrated in small enclaves. The Gates of Vienna website posted possible paths to take back the country's.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

27
Give the UN the boot, raze the buildings, and turn the land back into the setting for the Battle of Kip's Bay National Riverfront park.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (olHWM)

28 What do we have based at Incirlik in TURKEY?!!! We have got to kick them the hell out of NATO (after dismantling NATO itself as a useless relic of the past)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

A bunch of planes and some nukes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (vnlVL)

29 >> Capt. Ibrahim R. Mossallam of United Airlines

That is NOT the announcement you want to hear when you board your flight. Sheesh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (9eNmI)

30 I've always known that, Nelson.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (VyBeY)

31 October 7 has given license to those people who held secret hatred for years to speak up because they think it "safer" or more popular.

Just like COVID, when this is over, clarity will remain. For people like Tucker, Candace and co. there will be NO going back. There will be no further turnings allowed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

32 Mr Aspirin Factory

No US nukes in Turkey. The important assets there are our intelligence and signals monitoring units.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

33 Ken Paxton's estranged wife released a campaign video endorsing him over Talifreako.

Wow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:53 AM (1Tl5o)

34 a true republic like the United States or anyone, any country, and turn it into a socialist, communist country, is you got to fabricate chaos,” Mullin said. “You got to create the chaos. If there’s not chaos, you got to create the chaos, and once it gets so chaotic, and people are looking for someone, then you can usher in socialism and communism.”

Every call to defund police or abolish ICE is a call for terror and murder. To the point that Mamaw, your neighbor, the mayor, and the local reporter call for a National Police (state) to come in and save the day.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

35
Is Telafreako filmingca music video, "One Night in Austin"? Is that why he's AWOL from his campaign?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:54 AM (olHWM)

36 Bob Hope, on his Christmas tour entertained at Incirlik one year. "Incirlik, that's Turkish for beats being in 'Nam".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 07, 2026 07:55 AM (gm9Sb)

37 Is Telafreako filmingca music video, "One Night in Austin"? Is that why he's AWOL from his campaign?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:54 AM (olHWM)

The most probable reason is mundane: he’s had the flu for the last week

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 07:57 AM (9eNmI)

38 "Sane and sober people are a minority in the West."
-VDH

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

39 Good morning again Horde thx JJ.
Muslims fighting blacks in Detroit/Dearbornistan. Let's see if the propaganda ministries ask al-Sayed about that incident. It happened on 9/12 and that's the first I've heard of it. The propaganda ministries are throwing a blanket over it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 07:58 AM (ofacb)

40 > The UK and France fell years ago. What's happening now are mop up operations.

Pulling the B-1's out of there is overdue.
Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 07:45 AM (Y8DZL)
---------
Apparently the DoW felt the Iranians had a plan in place to use drones, smuggled into the UK to hit the USAF aircraft (B-1's and other) based at RAF Fairford. Those bombers fueled up and left before their tanker support was airborne.

Those aircraft won't be returning to the UK anytime soon.

England, what's left of it, isn't trustworthy enough for the USAF to base aircraft there anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 07:58 AM (RORbl)

41 "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded here and there, now and then are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people.

Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as bad luck."

Robert A. Heinlein

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

42 Actual Science, Technology article about the Supernova was interesting. Me, myself had a 1970 Rally Nova, 3 speed on the floor, venerable Chevy 250 six engine. Very nice car, but hardly a SuperNova.

Posted by: Auto Autism On Steroids at October 07, 2026 08:01 AM (EdP2u)

43 Salty
I'm currently reading The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

44 "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

Posted by: G. Bernard Shaw at October 07, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

45 No US nukes in Turkey. The important assets there are our intelligence and signals monitoring units.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's was rumored and certain parts off the flight line the SP's got real interested in your movements. Could be other things as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:02 AM (vnlVL)

46 In Gracie Mansion, the mayor of the city second only to Israel in its concentration of Jews, entertains Holocaust deniers and 10/7 sympathizers, ramping up a record wave of anti-Jewish hate crimes.

_

We’re still voting Democrat across the board because Republicans hate gays or something.

Posted by: Jews at October 07, 2026 08:03 AM (APdcG)

47 San Franpsycho

Very good.

I think Elon wants a line marriage with his baby mamas, but on Mars. Heinlein certainly influenced him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

48 Why 1619 Project Author Jeopardized Her Daughter’s Future

Why do black mothers sacrifice their sons and daughters to the hood?
Why do white voters vote in mass for Mamdani, Johnson, Bass, et al?
Why is every major city in the US a complete failure in crime, education, and business?

Many black and white people think that only a black mayor, or chief of police, or school superintendent can "HELP" black people and communities.
It is an US vs. THEM socialist mentality that is baked into almost every decision at the city and county and school district.

Even Jones told herself that US is better than THEM for educating her child.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

49 Mr Aspirin Factory

I know the assumed amount is 50-62 tactical nuclear bombs. With very robust PAL security.

Allegedly.

Our intel infrastructure there is the more important part.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

50 Where's Waldo Talarico?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ofacb)

51
Where's Waldo Talarico?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 08:07 AM (ofacb)


Fake AI Talarico complains about fake AI Talarico ads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:08 AM (eRlcH)

52 Is Telafreako filmingca music video, "One Night in Austin"? Is that why he's AWOL from his campaign?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:54 AM (olHWM)

He hasn't been seen since the 28th, when he said he was checking himself into an urgent care.

Without evidence, I suspect a monkeypox flareup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:09 AM (gLYp7)

53 “I’ve been shot in the stomach, I’ve been shot in the arm, I’m losing blood. I’m going to die.”

Calmly, quietly, she understood; these were the last minutes of her life.

She asked her parents to call Tomer, her twin brother, and Maya, her little sister, and said:

“I’m going to die. I just want you to listen to me.

I love you, Yariv. You’re the best father I could have asked for.

Mom, stop screaming. Just listen to me. You are the best mother we could have ever had. Don’t forget to be a good mother to Tomer and Maya after I die.

Tomer, how lucky we were to live this life together. I love you.

My Maya, never forget—you are the treasure of my life.”

=====================
Then there were shouts in Arabic, more shooting, and the call disconnected.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:09 AM (5ZDo1)

54 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 07, 2026 08:09 AM (53oGX)

55 Who will make the dumb comic book sequels Mr. President? Entertain me! This is serious now.

Posted by: Starved For Entertainment at October 07, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

56 Battle of Lepanto Oct 7 1571

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 07, 2026 08:10 AM (gDlxJ)

57 50 Where's Waldo Talarico?

He's with us.

Posted by: Mitch and Maxine at October 07, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

58 The fact that Obama is willing to campaign with the radioactive El-Sayed illustrates the fact that there is no division between moderate Democrats and far-left Democrats. They are all far-left. The only division in the Democratic Party is between those who think that their constituencies are far enough left that they can come out as socialists–Communists by the ballot–and those who think that the American people are not yet “ready” for socialism/Communism, so progress toward that goal should be more gradual.

~~ John Hinderaker, talking about the Michigan Senate race and Democrat radicalism

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:12 AM (EiGGt)

59 Guys.

I'm totally and utterly depressed about the elections next month.

I'm usually an eeyore but its gotten to the point where its actually affecting my level of happiness and contentment.

I'm in a deep dark blue chasm of insanity here. Last night I tried to watch my beloved Carolina Hurricanes on TV, only to be endlessly assaulted by Troy Jackson and Hannah *spit* Pingree ads. For every Collins ad, there were 3 or 4 Democrats ads.

I chased off an AFL-CIO door knocker on Sunday. Probably more politely than I should have.

I hate election season.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 07, 2026 08:12 AM (WYStd)

60
Them Here
There Here

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

61 ~ John Hinderaker, talking about the Michigan Senate race and Democrat radicalism

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:12 AM (EiGGt)

I'll say again.

If Minnestoa's US Senate race is Flannagan (D)±1, there is no blue wave.

A significant blue wave is required for El-Sayed to win in Michigan.

The biggest blue wave in US history is required for Talarico to win in Texas.

There is no Blunami.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:14 AM (gLYp7)

62 I hate election season.
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 07, 2026 08:12 AM

Touch grass.

Posted by: And turn off the TV at October 07, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

63 Thanks JJS, had nearly forgotten about the Crown Heights attacks. I remember the Freddie's Fashion Mart and the Tawana Brawley incident better. Sharpton has much blood on his hands. And tax evasion. He's a menace who has, somehow gotten away with massive crimes. Wow, Tawana was nearly 40 years ago.

Posted by: Escapee From the Madness at October 07, 2026 08:16 AM (EdP2u)

64 >
Them Here
There Here
Posted by: r hennigantx
--------
I wonder why some don't see this. Or, maybe they do and they like it. Or maybe seeing the primitive nature of it makes them feel superior.

Dunno' It's weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 08:16 AM (RORbl)

65 a true republic like the United States or anyone, any country, and turn it into a socialist, communist country, is you got to fabricate chaos,” Mullin said. “You got to create the chaos. If there’s not chaos, you got to create the chaos, and once it gets so chaotic, and people are looking for someone, then you can usher in socialism and communism.”

Every call to defund police or abolish ICE is a call for terror and murder. To the point that Mamaw, your neighbor, the mayor, and the local reporter call for a National Police (state) to come in and save the day.
Posted by: r hennigantx


You know what will stop that shit toot sweet?
Next time someone calls for defunding the police, they are shot dead and the cops refuse to investigate it.

"Well, they wanted to defund the police. That's what it looks like."

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:18 AM (V4M8q)

66 If the Israelis had committed the genocide they have been deemed guilty of, the world would be a better place, and I am very confident it would be quickly forgotten like the Holodomor.

Gaza is a criminal nation composed mostly of barbarians who should be treated as such. The remnant can be dumped on the Little King and Egypt can have it back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

67 Off topic of politics

My son was going off to work this morning ( He works taking care of plants in various office buildings.) He mentioned, "I like to work at......"
When I asked him why he said, "Because they have free coffee." Apparently he's allowed to have it too. He is his father's son. Fenelon Spouse and his friend once took a road trip ( when they were about 19) to visit every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, which seems like a strange road trip to me but I'm not a 19 year old male who really likes coffee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:19 AM (JrHfD)

68 There is no Blunami.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:14 AM (gLYp7)

Yes there is!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (vnlVL)

69 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

70 today's NYT: "Justice Department Turns To Partisans And Conspiracists To Fill Depleted Ranks"

That's their story and they are sticking to it. The American right, engaged in conspiracy theories and criminal behavior, cannot govern the country because all the good people, the Democrats who defend trans-kids, are bailing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (EZz54)

71 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

72 "I'm totally and utterly depressed about the elections next month."

How do you go on living? Is dispensing your black pills to others a soothing and relieving effort? What do you get out of it?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (dCMJG)

73 Good morning kids. Today marks the third anniversary of one of the bloodiest, most barbaric assaults not just on Israel and Jews but on humanity itself. Anyone who doesn't see and understand that or worse who has cheered it on is as evil and twisted as the evil attackers themselves.


But, I read just this morning where that was an Israeli op......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)

74 San Franpsycho

ISTR some out-migration of Gazans for other Islamic Countries.

Even the Iranians don't want them. But Indonesia?

Solution: Hamas fighters and other men to the Russian Front, and the women to North Yemen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

75 Looks like Piper will be teaching Water Aerobics starting on Friday.

Posted by: Good Workout, Though at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (EdP2u)

76 So Hasan and Pike are both up for execution.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (5EeHw)

77 The Jewish people of NYC should have their heads on a swivel today. Not that that isn't a good idea always, but Goodwin's column about today's protests tells me it could get ugly fast.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (ofacb)

78 I like Dunkin Donuts coffee. It's not as good as some, but not as bad as others. The programmers at my company buy it in bulk.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (EZz54)

79 "...once took a road trip ( when they were about 19) to visit every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, which seems like a strange road trip to me but..."

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: The Waffle House tour at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

80 If people in the West weren't stupid AF, they'd take the same approach as the Chinese. No more Muslims allowed, and any who are unfortunate enough to be in situ at the time of that decision would be limited in their career options to "forced laborer" and "organ donor."

Allowing these notorious hijackers to be *airline pilots,* of all the harebrained things, is one of the more farcical things you could do. It's like hiring a Borgia chef.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 08:23 AM (BI5O2)

81 What do we have based at Incirlik in TURKEY?!!! We have got to kick them the hell out of NATO (after dismantling NATO itself as a useless relic of the past)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

Erdogan is always a problem. But the base at Incirklik allows the US to maintain close surveillance over a large portion of Russia’s southern border, as well as Syria, Iraq, and northern Iran. Incirclik is arguably the single most strategically important NATO affiliated base which the US has, with the possible exception of Keflavik.

In case anyone wonders why we keep it, and why we work to maintain good relations with Erdogan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 08:23 AM (B0Z3q)

82 Dunkin Donuts has good hot chocolate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 08:23 AM (ofacb)

83 10/7 was a an inside job and fake

Also 10/7 was awesome

Posted by: The Left at October 07, 2026 08:23 AM (APdcG)

84 Morning, again everyone! I'm ready for the day to be over.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 08:24 AM (OPGS/)

85 According to the Wall Street Journal;
- Trump’s Treasury Department is in disarray
- The Gulf blockade by the US Navy is marked by confusion
- Mexico is pissed at the IS for cracking down on cartels- and we should care for some reason
- US forces on Okinawa are boozers and oglers
- Republicans will lose the House, senate and governor races because things are so bad

Not a decent thing to say about the economy or jobs.

The WSJ has become unreadable. Another Murdoch rag to wipe your ass with.

I guess they are part of the op to try and depress the voters and convince them how bad it is.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 07, 2026 08:24 AM (jszXf)

86 I do have one serious question, however. How come no one in media is discussing the fact that the whole 'palestinian' thing is in itself an op and there's no such thing, provable by DNA testing, as a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)

87 71 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

You gotta get 'em while you can. Elric has taken over the afternoon threads. He's a mighty force to be reckoned with!

Posted by: In Awe, Personally at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (EdP2u)

88 As near as I can figure out, Jane Ho at Cornell's legal theory boils down to this:

1) She banged them all under the assumption that she'd become a valued member of the community.
2) She not only didn't become a valued member of the community, she was actively disinvited from future parties.
3) She provided the pro quo, then they didn't provide the quid. Therefore, she was raped. Same thing as eating at an IHOP, then ducking out the side door without paying the bill.


I predict that this is going to be quietly dropped as soon as it becomes widely known that most (all?) of the boys who enjoyed her putative charms are of the melanin-rich segment of society.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (qlLNh)

89 The 2023 tax has effectively blocked the building of 9,100 homes, wiped out 16,650 full-time construction jobs and cost $452 million in revenue.

The only real way to tax the rich is the feudal way.
Kill them and their heirs and confiscate the wealth.
Any other plan is pitting the wits of the (D) politicians against the wits of their lawyer and accountants.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (/+uur)

90 I do like that Poland has come out bashing Qatucker Qatarlson for his pro Hitler commentary and holocaust denial.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)

91 I'm ready for the day to be over.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 08:24 AM
+++
My goal was to be productive.
I've already downgraded it to "remain upright."

Posted by: Snoozer at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

92 84 Morning, again everyone! I'm ready for the day to be over.
Posted by: NR Pax

Never wish your life away. That will come soon enough.

Posted by: Memento Mori at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u)

93 Posted by: The Waffle House tour at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

Is that a male bonding experience as well-to do a "Waffle House" tour? I've only been in Waffle House once. In the morning in Lancaster County . For all the talk here about Waffle House on here, it was fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (JrHfD)

94 Lavazza coffee ftw. Very smooth. Buy in bulk at the Food Lion when on sale.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (vnlVL)

95 Japan has also made it clear that they will provide NO concessions to Muslims. You don't like pork gyoza, cute cartoon characters, or grown women in schoolgirl uniforms? Stay home.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2026 08:27 AM (qlLNh)

96
You gotta get 'em while you can. Elric has taken over the afternoon threads. He's a mighty force to be reckoned with!
Posted by: In Awe, Personally at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (EdP2u)



Meh. He's a plagiarist, stealing my schtick. A wannabe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

97 The Battle of Lepanto?

Happy thought indeed.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 08:27 AM (36x1j)

98 I'm ready for the day to be over.
Posted by: NR Pax


My goal was to be productive.
I've already downgraded it to "remain upright."
Posted by: Snoozer


I'm currently at "staying awake".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:27 AM (V4M8q)

99 Lavazza coffee ftw. Very smooth. Buy in bulk at the Food Lion when on sale.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (vnlVL)



So, it tastes like ass and analeeze?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

100 Next time someone calls for defunding the police, they are shot dead and the cops refuse to investigate it.

"Well, they wanted to defund the police. That's what it looks like."
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:18 AM (V4M8q)

I am that way about shootings in da hood.
Put a 30 minute timer on and then roll the cops and ambulance.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

101 You gotta get 'em while you can. Elric has taken over the afternoon threads. He's a mighty force to be reckoned with!

Posted by: In Awe, Personally at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (EdP2u)

Pffffffft. He ALWAYS get there early.

Posted by: Every girl Elric's banged. Ever. at October 07, 2026 08:28 AM (gLYp7)

102 99 Shocktober. Rocktober. Pumpkinspicebocktober.
Posted by: The Majestic Norwegian Blue at October 07, 2026 08:28 AM (bR6qe)

Any radio DJ that says Rocktober needs a dick punch.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (/+uur)

103 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (vnlVL)

104 @86

>>How come no one in media is discussing the fact that the whole 'palestinian' thing is in itself an op

You gotta understand, the British and French f***ked up the ME, Asia and Africa and we've been having to deal with it for the last 100 years.

Palestine and palestinians is a wholly made up fiction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (XV/Pl)

105 I do like that Poland has come out bashing Qatucker Qatarlson for his pro Hitler commentary and holocaust denial.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)
=====
You know it's bad when the Polacks start making jokes about you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

106 30 I've always known that, Nelson.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2026 07:50 AM (VyBeY)


Reminds me of when Momma Sefton saw the co-pilot of her airplane prior to a transatlantic light - - one of her former students whom she described as not one of the brightest bulbs in the box!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (x0n13)

107 I am that way about shootings in da hood.
Put a 30 minute timer on and then roll the cops and ambulance.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

They've inadvertantly done this in Chicago.

They HAD ShotSpotter technology, which would triangulate the location of gunfire. Then they could roll police and an ambulance even if nobody called it in. Lives were saved.

But it was always happening in black neighborhoods, so Mayor Johnson (D) cancelled ShotSpotter. Racist, you see. Now it can be a solid half hour until the ambulance comes to collect your body.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:30 AM (gLYp7)

108 Was in an Orange Apron store recently. Wow, the height, variety, and animatronic complexity of the creatures you can put on your lawn is off the charts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 07, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

109 I'm ready for the day to be over.
Posted by: NR Pax

My goal was to be productive.
I've already downgraded it to "remain upright."
Posted by: Snoozer

I'm currently at "staying awake".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:27 AM (V4M8q)

A man's got to know his limitations.

Posted by: Det. Harry Calahan at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)

110 Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (JrHfD)

111 "...once took a road trip ( when they were about 19) to visit every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, which seems like a strange road trip to me but..."

Yoo-hoo!
Posted by: The Waffle House tour at October 07, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

No Waffle House in NJ. We have hundreds of real diners throughout the state. No need to Waffle House.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (hmYU4)

112 But it was always happening in black neighborhoods, so Mayor Johnson (D) cancelled ShotSpotter. Racist, you see. Now it can be a solid half hour until the ambulance comes to collect your body.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:30 AM (gLYp7)

The brandon body count has got to be over a 100 by now.
All of them paragons of society. They will be missed.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (dCMJG)

113 Posted by: The Waffle House tour

Is that a male bonding experience as well-to do a "Waffle House" tour? I've only been in Waffle House once. In the morning in Lancaster County . For all the talk here about Waffle House on here, it was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Been in one Waffle House three times after a bar closed. Never ate anything. Always walked out with a film of grease on my glasses. Couldn't stomach eating there.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (V4M8q)

114 Waffle House is awesome. If you're not in the hood, nothing weird ever happens, either. Same as with McDonald's. McDonald's in the hood are total zoos, too. You could put a Del Frisco's in the hood, and if it was open 24 hours, people would be hurling each other across the mahogany bar at 3 in the morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

115 took a road trip ( when they were about 19) to visit every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, which seems like a strange road trip to me but I'm not a 19 year old male who really likes coffee.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

There are currently nearly 40 Dunkin' locations in Union County, which I find interesting and excessive.

Posted by: Like Coffee, But That's a Bit Much at October 07, 2026 08:33 AM (EdP2u)

116 Regarding a potential blunami…. I’m not deeply pessimistic but I am a little nervous. In a sane world, the republican senatorial candidates in TX IA OH AK MI KS ME all win… this would turn into a push in the senate: republicans maintain their 53-47 edge. But are we now in a sane climate?? I’m not completely sure… my best guess: Republicans keep the senate at 53-47 and narrowly lose the house.

At this point I’d take that outcome. And given the polls it would cause the Dems to howl and be greatly discouraged

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 08:33 AM (9eNmI)

117 A man's got to know his limitations.
Posted by: Det. Harry Calahan at October 07, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)
=====

Trying is the first step toward failing.
-Homer Simpson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

118 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

119
I used to be opposed to a national I.D. card and cop cams, but like the ideas now.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 08:35 AM (Y8DZL)

120 Is that a male bonding experience as well-to do a "Waffle House" tour? I've only been in Waffle House once. In the morning in Lancaster County . For all the talk here about Waffle House on here, it was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (JrHfD)


You were whelmed

Posted by: Doof at October 07, 2026 08:35 AM (W6UZk)

121 ‘The Martyr's Blood Is Fragrant’

This is the language of human sacrifice.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:35 AM (sDWtc)

122 No Waffle House in NJ. We have hundreds of real diners throughout the state. No need to Waffle House.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

I bet you know where the Wiss Scissor Building was in Newark.

Posted by: Brick City at October 07, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)

123 We don't have Waffle House here, but near as I can figure, it's akin to a local chain called "Flipper's" that existed here back in during the Pipeline Boom. The bars open 23 hours a day, where you had to wade through a pack of whores to just to get in the door. Oilfield roughnecks and construction workers hitting town after weeks on the North Slope with gigantic paychecks.

You know the reputation sailors on shore leave have? Now imagine if those sailors had 5x or 10x as much money to spend.

The cops mostly looked the other way unless someone was actively being shot.

So, yeah, Flipper's tended to be a bit boisterous if you went in there for chow at 0400 after a night out drinking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2026 08:36 AM (qlLNh)

124 Republicans keep the senate at 53-47 and narrowly lose the house.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 08:33 AM (9eNmI)

To me, this is literally the best case scenario.

The important stuff is funded through 2029. Nothing anyone can do about it no matter what happens in November.

Two years of watching Hakeem Jefferies rant and rave and hurl shit at the wall, loudly, and in front of every camera he can find.

Two years of watching the entirety of the left BEG for more secret police, retribution, and punishment for anyone not thinking just like them.

And then Vance/Rubio v. Harris/Crockett in 2028.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:37 AM (gLYp7)

125 The letter addressed to Tucker was written by the Polish Charge d'Affaires in the U.S. and it is teh awesome.

Pieprz się, Tucker!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

126
Reminds me of when Momma Sefton saw the co-pilot of her airplane prior to a transatlantic light - - one of her former students whom she described as not one of the brightest bulbs in the box!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 07, 2026 08:29 AM (x0n13)



Ouch. That would make for one comfortable flight........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

127 The most probable reason is mundane: he’s had the flu for the last week
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 07:57 AM (9eNmI)


Sounds vaccinated.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 07, 2026 08:37 AM (OlzlW)

128 I live in a red state. I’m seeing a lot of ads for Republicans at all levels even down to state rep races. These are races that usually have no money spent since they’re so lopsided. If it wasn’t at least somewhat competitive the money would not be spent for these ads. Republicans will still win probably. But it’s money that could be spent elsewhere and is a good indication of how things look in purple states.

Many of you are putting your heads in the sand about how this election is going.

Now I will wait for accusations I’m a troll. Fine, whatever.

Posted by: Sucks But It Is Real at October 07, 2026 08:38 AM (PVy+X)

129 Fenelon Spouse and his friend once took a road trip ( when they were about 19) to visit every Dunkin Donuts in Union County, which seems like a strange road trip to me but I'm not a 19 year old male who really likes coffee.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:19 AM (JrHfD)

That is one sweet quest. Every young man needs to dream up of one and go have an adventure before strapping on the harnesses of Life.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

130 The Preznit does a lot of riffing- it can be hard to follow. At least he's not as bad as Denver Broncos HC Sean Payton. That guy cannot speak in coherent sentences.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

131 WSJ gave a tongue bath to the guy who bravely stood up against D.O.G.E.
But WSJ is where the fiscal conservative budget hawks hang out.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:39 AM (sDWtc)

132 Today Is National Kale Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

133 I'm with Ben Had on the elections. I don't see the the tards even taking the house. IMO the only reason TJM is saying they might is he doesn't want the Dave in Florida treatment.

Can't say I blame him.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (dCMJG)

134 88 As near as I can figure out, Jane Ho at Cornell's legal theory boils down to this:

1) She banged them all under the assumption that she'd become a valued member of the community.
2) She not only didn't become a valued member of the community, she was. actively disinvited from future parties.
3) She provided the pro quo, then they didn't provide the quid. Therefore, she was raped. Same thing as eating at an IHOP, then ducking out the side door without paying the bill. -

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (qlLNh)

If there is video of her fully passed out and someone having sex with her, that will be the criminal charge, with anyone egging the guy on also prosecuted as an accessory. B/c while you can consent while conscious, you cannot continue to consent unconscious.

I have no idea what's on any videos or what any admittances of the gentlement are (she wouldn't know, b/c she would be unconscious). But it's not impossible b/c there are reports everyone was passing out. So, that is the sole place I could see the gentlemen facing charges - if someone admitted to that, or someone videoed or witnessed that.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (tOcjL)

135 The Awful House is ok in very small doses. Like once a year when the sun is up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (vnlVL)

136 I'm not for anything that gives the government spooks more power, because the Trump era was and remains a speedbump, it will be over very soon, and then the relentless ratchet toward Leftist authoritarianism will immediately start turning again - at a necessarily accelerated pace.

But then, it really doesn't matter much. We're very close to the point when they simply dispense with civil liberties altogether and just do whatever they want, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

137 Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:39 AM (sDWtc)


Uh oh.......

Regular sock stealer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

138 "Fort Hood Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan will OFFICIALLY be executed by firing squad at Fort Hood on Dec. 3, 2026 at 1PM CT — after the process was recommended by SecWar Pete Hegseth, approved by President Trump"

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf)

139 Allowing these notorious hijackers to be *airline pilots,* of all the harebrained things, is one of the more farcical things you could do. It's like hiring a Borgia chef.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 08:23 AM (BI5O2)

Correct. The red chinese know how to handle the muslims. Yet, people in the this country cry about the rape and forced labor camps the uyghurs are subjected to. Well, whats good for the goose is good for the uyghurs. Muslims hate it when they get treated like they treat non-muslims.

Posted by: Ching Chang Chew at October 07, 2026 08:41 AM (Ll78X)

140 "Fort Hood Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan will OFFICIALLY be executed by firing squad at Fort Hood on Dec. 3, 2026 at 1PM CT — after the process was recommended by SecWar Pete Hegseth, approved by President Trump"

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf)



I will have to remember to raise a glass in honor of his rotting carcass descending into Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

141 132 Today Is National Kale Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

You've reached a new low. This one hurts.

Posted by: Now I'm Agitated! at October 07, 2026 08:42 AM (EdP2u)

142 I think Elon wants a line marriage with his baby mamas, but on Mars. Heinlein certainly influenced him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)


Elon has stated that he believes humanity is doomed unless smart people start having more babies. He's doing his part.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

143 Christa Pike Conscious and Speaking After Botched Lethal Injections

How long before she gets a pardon from the governor and files a multi-million dollar suit against the state?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (bFu5X)

144 Good morning!

>> It is cool. In Hollywood, Jew hate has emerged from the shadows and become a chic and trendy pastime. World-famous antisemites such as Susan Sarandon, Mark Ruffalo and Javier Bardem don keffiyeh in solidarity with bloodthirsty terrorists. Onstage, musicians Macklemore and Zach Bryan rant about fictional Palestinian “genocide” while snubbing their noses at Jewish agony. . .


It's funny because we're told Hollywood is run by the joos?

Nope, not funny. Frightening. Will more like Bob Kraft stand up to this garbage?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE)

145 Remember to rub your kale.

Otherwise it tastes bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

146 Regular sock stealer?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

No, it's me, typing from somewhere else.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sDWtc)

147 >>Today Is National Kale Day.


Kale is for landscaping.
Period.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:44 AM (rOKnE)

148 I may or may not be a frito bandito though.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sDWtc)

149 "...Nidal Hasan will OFFICIALLY be executed by firing squad at Fort Hood on Dec. 3, 2026 at 1PM CT..."

Pay Per View?

Posted by: Cable Networks Everywhere at October 07, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

150 No, it's me, typing from somewhere else.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sDWtc)
=====

Do you need bail money?

Or ammo?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

151 Hasan needs fitted with a nice pig skin suit for Dec 3.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:45 AM (vnlVL)

152 Remember to rub your kale.

Otherwise it tastes bad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)



1. Rub kale.

2. Open trashcan.

3. Deposit kale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

153 I bet you know where the Wiss Scissor Building was in Newark.
Posted by: Brick City at October 07, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)

When I was working for USA Broadcasting, our studio facilities were located in what was the Wiss office building, next door to the old factory. Part of the factory was turned into a church when Wiss sold the building. The entire block was demolished about 10 years ago and a PSE&G switching station now occupies the site. We were on the corner of Central and West Market St.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (hmYU4)

154 >> "Fort Hood Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan will OFFICIALLY be executed by firing squad at Fort Hood on Dec. 3, 2026 at 1PM CT — after the process was recommended by SecWar Pete Hegseth, approved by President Trump"


I'm with whoever said yesterday that it should have been done and then announced. Approved, shot, oh hey everybody, fyi. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)

155 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

lol. I think he's actually had more adventures that that. I try not to discuss some of that with him, 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (JrHfD)

156 138 Why can’t they kill the bastard NOW? Why wait for almost two months?

This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

157 143 Christa Pike Conscious and Speaking After Botched Lethal Injections

How long before she gets a pardon from the governor and files a multi-million dollar suit against the state?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM
++++

We've got a slot for her.

Posted by: Producers of The View at October 07, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

158 The situation in Iran is oddly quiet and almost amusing. Iran needed the US to keep launching attacks so they could play the resisting hero in their own Drama, but they have no idea how to react to the slow but steady degradation of Nothing Happening, except for their economic life draining away a little more each day. Their rhetoric gets wilder every day, with nothing to back it up.

I’m far from the only one who thinks Iran is going to launch some large, widespread missile attack soon as the most unsurprising October Surprise ever. They have no other options left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 08:47 AM (B0Z3q)

159 How long before she gets a pardon from the governor and files a multi-million dollar suit against the state?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (bFu5X)



That would largely depend on the political party of the governor in question.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

160 Waffle House rules. The consistency of the food between locations is much greater than any fast food place. I get the same thing every time. Four eggs over medium, plain hashbrowns, bacon, toast, and a large whole milk. Put the eggs on the toast and sop up all the yolk.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (JzUSu)

161 >>WSJ gave a tongue bath to the guy who bravely stood up against D.O.G.E.
But WSJ is where the fiscal conservative budget hawks hang out.


Last year a British woman took over as Editor of the WSJ.
Its content has changed dramatically, as one would expect. It's more AWFL.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

162 156 138 Why can’t they kill the bastard NOW? Why wait for almost two months?

This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Bulg

Agreed, but take the W.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (vnlVL)

163 >> "Fort Hood Islamic terrorist Nidal Hasan will OFFICIALLY be executed by firing squad at Fort Hood on Dec. 3, 2026 at 1PM CT — after the process was recommended by SecWar Pete Hegseth, approved by President Trump"


I'm with whoever said yesterday that it should have been done and then announced. Approved, shot, oh hey everybody, fyi. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)

Agree. Dispatch the bastard with unceremonious great dispatch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

164 > I'm with whoever said yesterday that it should have been done and then announced. Approved, shot, oh hey everybody, fyi. . .
Posted by: Lizzy
--------
I said the administration shouldn't release the date, time and place.... else there'd likely be some judiciary dumbfuckery about. And likely massive protests at the place.

They'll still execute Hasan, but not without a whole lot of bullshit beforehand.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (RORbl)

165 I will have to remember to raise a glass in honor of his rotting carcass descending into Hell.
Posted by: Sponge

Maybe he can wrestle with Hastert when he's down there.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (sDWtc)

166 Make Hassan listen to Celine Dion and Yoko Ono until Dec. 3. He would be begging to be shot by then.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 08:49 AM (Oy/m2)

167 Why can’t they kill the bastard NOW? Why wait for almost two months?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
-

https://youtu.be/KVTQ-kk99E8?t=5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 08:49 AM (Oj3Pf)

168 Remember to rub your kale.

Otherwise it tastes bad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)


1. Rub kale.

2. Open trashcan.

3. Deposit kale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

Just buy Woody Boyd’s Veggie Boy. You can REALLY taste the kale

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 08:49 AM (9eNmI)

169 I predict that this is going to be quietly dropped as soon as it becomes widely known that most (all?) of the boys who enjoyed her putative charms are of the melanin-rich segment of society.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 07, 2026 08:25 AM (qlLNh)


The DA has announced that even though her statement from 2024 showed no crime, his office is catching so much flack that he's taking the matter to a grand jury. Given that this will be in Ithaca, there's a good chance of an indictment. Then they'll run a trial which the government SHOULD lose.

But it'll have whipped unmarried women into a frenzy right before an election so who cares. Destroy a few more lives on the altar of power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

170 Lizzy & Bulg

Army Regulation on executions (yes they have them) states there are 60 days from final decision to carrying out the order. The CO of Leavenworth Disciplinary Barracks is the action officer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

171 No, it's me, typing from somewhere else.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:44 AM (sDWtc)
=====

Do you need bail money?

Or ammo?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Blink twice.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (V4M8q)

172 "I’m far from the only one who thinks Iran is going to launch some large, widespread missile attack....."

Just how many missiles do you think they have left. Do they have vaults of underground missiles waiting to be launched ? Do you think the irgc are the type of people that could save some for later?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (dCMJG)

173 When I was working for USA Broadcasting, our studio facilities were located in what was the Wiss office building, next door to the old factory. Part of the factory was turned into a church when Wiss sold the building. The entire block was demolished about 10 years ago and a PSE&G switching station now occupies the site. We were on the corner of Central and West Market St.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

I knew you would know. The only reason I know where the building was is from watching the Uncle Floyd Show.

Posted by: Oogie Fan at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (EdP2u)

174 I'm with whoever said yesterday that it should have been done and then announced. Approved, shot, oh hey everybody, fyi. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)

Can't.

The rules say the execution has to be at least 60 but no more than 150 days from the president's approval.

December 3 is literally the first legal day to shoot him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (gLYp7)

175
Another episode of a strange dream I'm periodically plagued with. I'm at a place where I used to work. I have no idea how I got there. I don't know what I should be doing and have no resources to do anything anyway. But I'm still responsible for completing something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH)

176 Any other plan is pitting the wits of the (D) politicians against the wits of their lawyer and accountants.

The rich fund the Democrats. They're at no risk from the Democrats. The Democrats will tax the ever-loving fuck out of the middle class, particularly the upper middle class, but the rich will skate through.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

177 December 3 is a Tuesday. Too bad not a Friday.

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:52 AM (AKptf)

178 Dumbest poll take:
Leftie, seeing a YouGov poll claiming Talarico leads Hispanics like 65-35.
"By marrying a guy with an Italian last name, Talarico's mom may have saved the republic."

1) yeah, that number is way low if he's really leading by 6; he needs well over 70%.
2) it's clear you don't know any Hispanics or you'd know that not one of them would think Talarico is a Hispanic name.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 08:52 AM (3cUTc)

179 Another episode of a strange dream I'm periodically plagued with. I'm at a place where I used to work. I have no idea how I got there. I don't know what I should be doing and have no resources to do anything anyway. But I'm still responsible for completing something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH)

This sounds like my current job! Ha… Jk

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 08:53 AM (9eNmI)

180 170 Why is that, Salty? Why 60 days?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

181 So what kind of arms will the firing squad use? Regular issue battle rifles, or something more imaginative?

In my mind I see them using large caliber bolt action rifles, suitable for taking down moose or elk.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

182 Password: "Yyrog".
I also sometimes use that with my dominatrix but she likes the pretend I pronounced it wrong, that minx.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (sDWtc)

183 Is that a male bonding experience as well-to do a "Waffle House" tour? I've only been in Waffle House once. In the morning in Lancaster County . For all the talk here about Waffle House on here, it was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 08:26 AM (JrHfD)


I've been to the Waffle House in Corsicana several times. The food is fine, the service is fine, everything is fine. BUT... I've never been in one right as the bars closed in a vibrant neighborhood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

184 >>I predict that this is going to be quietly dropped as soon as it becomes widely known that most (all?) of the boys who enjoyed her putative charms are of the melanin-rich segment of society.


IIRC, the main instigator is a foreign student from Dubai who has now gone home (fled the country).

What's interesting is that Cornell has hired Sally Yates, formerly of DoJ and a key part of the Russia collusion op. She a bigtime DC Democrat lawfare insider, which would seem to indicate the Cornell "gang rape" story is a key political operation.

Will this be Obama's Campus Rape Crisis 2.0, now with more effective shutting down of fraternities and campus clown courts demonizing hetero men?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

185 Another episode of a strange dream I'm periodically plagued with. I'm at a place where I used to work. I have no idea how I got there. I don't know what I should be doing and have no resources to do anything anyway. But I'm still responsible for completing something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH)

Active dream yourself grabbing a clipboard, maybe also a stopwatch. Then perhaps, a white lab coat or a hard hat, depending on environment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

186 So what kind of arms will the firing squad use? Regular issue battle rifles, or something more imaginative?

In my mind I see them using large caliber bolt action rifles, suitable for taking down moose or elk.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

I asked this yesterday and still don't know.

I'm hoping for Garands.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (gLYp7)

187 Christa Pike has essentially beaten her death sentence. She's now awake and will recover. Under any circumstance so I think her execution will be rescheduled. Inside job to achieve just that? I'd say it's at least a 50/50 chance that's true. I feel for Colleen Shlemmer's* mother, whose life sentence will never end. My own personal thoughts are it's all in G*d's hands and He will handle it as He sees fit. It's not for me to know.

*not sure if I spelled that right

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (qBdHI)

188 Do you know there is an adolf hitler favorability poll out there? Wanna know the results? by party ??

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (AKptf)

189
Made coffee, brought home apple fritter for herself, enjoying the sun rise on a nice autumn morning.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)

190
In my mind I see them using large caliber bolt action rifles, suitable for taking down moose or elk.
Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)




I'd be fine with an M1........Abrams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

191 I'll give you a hint, twice as many Democrats view adolf favorably than Republicans.

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:55 AM (AKptf)

192 >>Can't.

The rules say the execution has to be at least 60 but no more than 150 days from the president's approval.

December 3 is literally the first legal day to shoot him.



Ah, thanks! Too bad.
Well then I like that they scheduled it at the first available day.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:56 AM (rOKnE)

193 But then, it really doesn't matter much. We're very close to the point when they simply dispense with civil liberties altogether and just do whatever they want, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 07, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

That didn't happen yet?

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:56 AM (5EeHw)

194 Bulg

It's the Army. A kinder, gentler Army, obsessed with good public relations and wanting to avoid bad press for a wrong execution.

Army lawyers make these rules. Not Combat Arms officers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

195 Ma Deuce would be nice. Won't happen, but it'd be nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:56 AM (vnlVL)

196 I knew you would know. The only reason I know where the building was is from watching the Uncle Floyd Show.
Posted by: Oogie Fan at October 07, 2026 08:50 AM (EdP2u)

That's where I worked! After Wometco shut down, we began carrying the Home Shopping Club in 1987 on channel 68. That lasted until 2001 when the entire network was purchased by Univision. We shut the Newark facility down and consolidated al operations with WXTX-41 in Teaneck. Our transmitters were on the same floor at Empire, so the logistics made sense. The call letters of 68 are now WFUV. I retired from WXTV engineering late 2019. I still miss the old 68 building and Floyd. Sadly, both now are gone.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 08:56 AM (hmYU4)

197 162 156 138 Why can’t they kill the bastard NOW? Why wait for almost two months?

This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Bulg

Agreed, but take the W.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (vnlVL)

Definitely, let's take the W. Plus, I want it televised. I want to see him staring down the barrels of the rifles.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

198 It's also,
National Pumpkin Seed Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

199 Do you know there is an adolf hitler favorability poll out there? Wanna know the results? by party ??

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 08:54 AM (AKptf)

GOP
Favor: .1%
Oppose: 99.9%

DEM
Favor: .1%
Oppose: 99.9%*

*Of the DEMs who Oppose, 64% do so because Hitler 'didn't go far enough in handling those Tricksy Jews.'

Was I close?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (gLYp7)

200 Panzerschreck detail has a nice ring.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (wVcYX)

201 >Another episode of a strange dream I'm periodically plagued with.....
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----

wow- I was gonna mention a dream I had last night, but typed/deleted instead, because who would GAF-
but if the door's open...
I was making out with Jill St John. PEAK Jill St John. She in a bikini and everything. With tongue.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Hadrian, I want those TPS Reports on my desk by 4PM sharp!

Posted by: The Big Boss at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (EdP2u)

203 >I predict that this is going to be quietly dropped as soon as it becomes widely known that most (all?) of the boys who enjoyed her putative charms are of the melanin-rich segment of society.
------

They will just cover it up or emphasize what they want. The media and people behind the op to blow it up now all knew the race of everyone involved and did it anyway. That means it's here until the election, then probably dropped.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (5EeHw)

204 For the Jewish morons here. I Still remember Oct. 7. I'm still haunted by the pictures of those animals and what they did. And, I stand with you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (N39Ws)

205 Another episode of a strange dream I'm periodically plagued with. I'm at a place where I used to work. I have no idea how I got there. I don't know what I should be doing and have no resources to do anything anyway. But I'm still responsible for completing something.

This describes my four years as President.

Posted by: Joe Biden, democrat at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (Ll78X)

206 Waffle House grits bowl with sausage, bacon, eggs and cheese. Yum.
And lots of coffee.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 07, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

207 >>National Pumpkin Seed Day.


Sadly, the local squirrels have been celebrating this early and often. Already tossed the pumpkins we put out last week.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)

208 >>December 3 is literally the first legal day to shoot him.

I know someone who'd be more than happy to shoot 'em

Posted by: Troy Landry at October 07, 2026 08:59 AM (J4Dwc)

209 Last sex dream I had I turned the chick down because I'm married. Go figure.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:00 AM (5EeHw)

210 If there is video of her fully passed out and someone having sex with her, that will be the criminal charge, with anyone egging the guy on also prosecuted as an accessory.

In her statement to police in 2024, she never reported being unconscious at any point in the proceedings. She did, however, attempt to fellate a young man who was passed out. That was just boss-babe behavior, though, and nothing criminal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

211 And, I stand with you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (N39Ws)
====

And I with you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

212 Was I close?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (gLYp7)

not exactly

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 09:01 AM (AKptf)

213 How long before she gets a pardon from the governor and files a multi-million dollar suit against the state?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 08:43 AM (bFu5X)


Should have bashed her skull in while she was unconscious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

214 >>They will just cover it up or emphasize what they want. The media and people behind the op to blow it up now all knew the race of everyone involved and did it anyway. That means it's here until the election, then probably dropped.


It means they will focus on the "institutions" and "systems" that enabled the "gang rape."

Think they're swinging for the fences on this, as Cornell is undertaking an outside evaluation by a hyper-partisan DC lawyer. This is going to #MeToo College Campus edition.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (rOKnE)

215 Drunk and attempting to fellate young men who have passed out is no way to go through life, young lady.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

216 Should have bashed her skull in while she was unconscious.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)



I lean towards "shouldn't have f*cked it up in the first place."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

217 I guess fighting evil is a full time occupation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (gMz7B)

218 Also I don't think there will be another try at executing Pike. Maybe the governor commutes her death sentence or some other legal folderol, perhaps even well-orchestrated ballyhoo.

But she seems to have cheated death. I could be wrong, my legal training comes from TV shows.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

219 I guess fighting evil is a full time occupation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (gMz7B)




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

220 Why is Cornell determined to commit institutional suicide?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

221 Why is Cornell determined to commit institutional suicide?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)



Kweef Uberdouche hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

222 San Franpsycho

Captured in toto by the insane Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)

223 @220 Judge them by their fruits.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (cWLG3)

224 Isn't the Cornell pseudo gang rape thing supposed to be because of Trump's behavior towards women? Isn't this going to be the "cause" and be breathlessly discussed among the various talking heads?

And a "reason" why the Democrats should prevail at the midterm elections?

It's a goddamn op.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)

225 it's clear you don't know any Hispanics or you'd know that not one of them would think Talarico is a Hispanic name.

White leftists deeply believe that all non-whites are borderline retarded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

226 223 @220 Judge them by their fruits.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (cWLG3)

======

Their tomatoes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (RWrid)

227 ======

Their tomatoes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (RWrid)




I like boobs.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

228 Why is Cornell determined to commit institutional suicide?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

Because in their eyes, they aren't.

Republicans don't go to, nor have they graduated from Cornell. Their donor base, therefore, is (functionally) entirely leftist.

Cornell WANTS this because it pleases their donor base who will continue to pour money into the university to 'fight the patriarchy.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (gLYp7)

229 Salty Sam has a few ideas for Hasan's execution:
- Tied to a log and sawed in half at the sawmill
- Blowed to bits with dynamite in the old abandoned mine
- Tied to the railroad tracks stuffed in a burlap sack

Posted by: Ray Stevens, Along Came Jones at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (wVcYX)

230 198 It's also,
National Pumpkin Seed Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

This one hurts, too. In elementary school, the kids called me Pumpkin Head.

Posted by: Now, Chrome Dome at October 07, 2026 09:06 AM (EdP2u)

231 TheJamesMadison

Their melons?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

232 Isn't the Cornell pseudo gang rape thing supposed to be because of Trump's behavior towards women? Isn't this going to be the "cause" and be breathlessly discussed among the various talking heads?

And a "reason" why the Democrats should prevail at the midterm elections?

It's a goddamn op.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)

Also, Biden was the president when this happened. Not Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:06 AM (gLYp7)

233 keep axing !

"Axios: A pollster says they are having a hard time getting Republican voters to respond to polls, and says that might mean they may not vote

“We're having problems just getting Republican voters to respond to polls… At what point do we think these guys aren't showing up at the actual polls on Election Day?”

Posted by: runner at October 07, 2026 09:06 AM (AKptf)

234 Isn't the Cornell pseudo gang rape thing supposed to be because of Trump's behavior towards women? Isn't this going to be the "cause" and be breathlessly discussed among the various talking heads?



Obtain the voting records of those accused of committing rape.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

235 wow- I was gonna mention a dream I had last night, but typed/deleted instead, because who would GAF-
but if the door's open...
I was making out with Jill St John. PEAK Jill St John. She in a bikini and everything. With tongue.
Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)

And then, she suddenly turned into Jill Biden and you woke up screaming.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 09:07 AM (hmYU4)

236 IIRC, the main instigator is a foreign student from Dubai who has now gone home (fled the country).

I think Dubai guy is the one she went there to see in the first place. I believe that the message was went out by the black guy. Who is, reportedly, also the one who slapped her ass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

237
And a "reason" why the Democrats should prevail at the midterm elections?

It's a goddamn op.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)

Why would they need that.. According to the "polls" they're leading in every race including deep red Texas...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:08 AM (+gK6I)

238 Nadal Hasan should be dissected via Tannerite, collected and fed to the feral hogs in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

239 Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (rOKnE)

Democrats have completely abandoned women to the tranny and islamic menaces. And to toxic masculinity in general which now Democrats suddenly think is cool.

So now they just treat them like they treat blacks. Bring up some big case filled with lies like this every few years, make it huge, and suddenly they're on women's side again, because who else will be.

This is one of the ways they keep their constituent groups on the plantation. Wild when you see it.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:08 AM (5EeHw)

240
Jill St. John > Tina Louise

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Y8DZL)

241 Why is Cornell determined to commit institutional suicide?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)
=================
This is a very good question. I think the administration lacks the ability to see right from wrong, or at least to call evil by it's name, and regard every issue as a PR problem. Kicking students out for behavior, as opposed to poor academic performance (for which you used to easily get booted), is not going to happen. Every mental illness is indulged.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 09:09 AM (gMz7B)

242
Axios: A pollster says they are having a hard time getting Republican voters to respond to polls, and says that might mean they may not vote

Why would I respond to a poll? Like one of those "anonymous surveys" at work. If they want to, they can always track you down.

But I'm definitely voting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:09 AM (eRlcH)

243 Captured in toto by the insane Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)

Blessing the rains down in Africa?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:09 AM (wVcYX)

244 I lean towards "shouldn't have f*cked it up in the first place."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)


Sure. But once the "professionals" had fucked things up in so spectacular a fashion, you do what you gotta do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

245 The thing I remember about Cornell is that disgraced ex ESPN talking head Kieth Olbermann claimed he was a graduate of an Ivey league school and Ann Coulter set him straight.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 09:10 AM (KC5Lt)

246 They should play the Mormon Tabernacle Choir/NY Philharmonic version of “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” when they off him.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

247 Ivy

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 09:11 AM (KC5Lt)

248 Republicans don't go to, nor have they graduated from Cornell. Their donor base, therefore, is (functionally) entirely leftist.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (gLYp7)
=================
Standing right here, but you go ahead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 09:11 AM (gMz7B)

249 Count de Monet

No, that why there are no vampires in Africa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

250
Lawn mowing today. Huzzah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (eRlcH)

251 Sadly, the local squirrels have been celebrating this early and often. Already tossed the pumpkins we put out last week.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)
******
Wow. You must have some thuggish squirrels in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

252 Isn't the Cornell pseudo gang rape thing supposed to be because of Trump's behavior towards women? Isn't this going to be the "cause" and be breathlessly discussed among the various talking heads?

Yes. All the famous wimmins are blaming Trump and his manly swagger. They immediately go to commercial if anyone points out that Biden was President when the even occurred.

The young, unmarried, wimmins, don't care. It provides them an opportunity to have performative modern dance about how they're being genocided by men and all men should be castrated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

253 Lawn mowing today. Huzzah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (eRlcH)



I will have to do this here likely one more time before we move. We actually got rain last week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)

254 Funniest Fun Fact I’ve seen in a while:

India has 41 Olympic medals total in their entire history. They have precisely zero medals from the Winter Olympics.

BUT at the same time India has over 1400 medals in the Special Olympics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 09:13 AM (B0Z3q)

255 Note the other component of their big cases they love to tout.

The "representation" is never really that great for the race/gender whatever involved.

George Floyd and Tray-Tray the other dude who got shot were gross violent thugs and this young lady appears to be quite the filthy slag.

With friends like Democrats who the hell needs enemas.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (5EeHw)

256 White leftists deeply believe that all non-whites are borderline retarded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

Non whites do vote as a bloc for their own. Every single group does this. Black, Hispanic, Jewish, Asian, muzzie, you name it. They vote for their own who then gives them shit they want, including even more immigration of their own. Which increases their power to vote in more of their own. It’s a nice circle.

Whites are the only people who don’t do that. So who’s really retarded?

Posted by: Dummies at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (RowGD)

257 Andy Bernard went to Cornell.

Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

258 “ Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:5

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (h8zwR)

259 Jill St. John > Tina Louise
Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 09:09 AM (Y8DZL)

Both are still with us. Jill is 86 and Tina is 92.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (wVcYX)

260 Christa Pike Conscious and Speaking After Botched Lethal Injections

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She was heard to say, "Brains! Brains! Must eat brains!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

261 Just like they blamed Trump for putting illegal immigrant. minors in cages and used a photo from the Obama administration to prove it.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 09:15 AM (KC5Lt)

262 9am news

CBC - New MAID rules!! Sweet. They did mention Israel.

Fox - I forget - not Israel. Some lady.

CNN and MSNow - midterms. A scroll on the bottom of CNN mentioned that France is having trouble containing the largest student protests in decades.

"The most trusted name in news..."

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 09:15 AM (Sco7b)

263 You dream of Jill St. John.
You'd accept Glynis Johns.
You get Elton John.

Posted by: Gorilla My Dreams at October 07, 2026 09:15 AM (EdP2u)

264 Standing right here, but you go ahead.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 09:11 AM (gMz7B)

I guess you missed the "(functionally)" part.

I love how humans - right/left/center - so reflexively point to a single, personal anecdote in an effort to refute a generality.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:16 AM (gLYp7)

265 No, it wasn't sloppy at all. Anyone with more than Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' two barely firing synapses, if that many, not only knows what the President said and in what context but understands that an Iranian nuclear warhead is an existential threat that must be neutralized.

No, JJ, is WAS sloppy; a poor segue from Kamala and the election. Here's from just before the "tremendous victory" part of the speech:

...Did you hear her the other day, Kamala? She said, "We have to make the election too big to rig." Oh, no. She stole my line. She got killed even by the Democrats on that one. Make it too, can you imagine Kamala? She's about two years late. She said, "We have to --" Did you hear that? She said, "We have to make the election too big to rig." I said, "I can't believe she --" She stole my line.She stole a lot of things that didn't work out too well. But I want, I wanna see, I wanna see a tremendous victory. You wanna see a tremendous victory, because it verifies all the things we did. And again, remember, with the word, it's just artificial, it's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe...

(cont)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:16 AM (l3cgK)

266 258 “ Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:5
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (h8zwR)

Keep preaching it, Marcus. Love it. Thank you (and Fenelon) for proclaiming the Good Word.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 09:16 AM (N39Ws)

267 If you are ever in the Oil Patch of west Tex near Post Tex I recommend George's Famous Food.

PS Order the Breakfast Special (it may not be on the menu) as it is 8.99 while the same 2 egg bfast is 10.99 off the menu.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)

268 No, that why there are no vampires in Africa.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

Werewolves at Trader Vic's?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (wVcYX)

269 Why is Cornell determined to commit institutional suicide?

What is Cornell doing which would lead you to ask that?

They investigated, apparently quite thoroughly.
They expelled two of the boys - I suspect over the drugs but who knows.
They suspended another two of the boys. Remember that she only had sex with four.
They kicked the frat off campus.

The only thing more they could have done is refund the woman's tuition, which they refused.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

270 Posted by: Dummies at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (RowGD)

Whites vote political affiliation not race dummy.

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (KC5Lt)

271 (cont)
At first glance, it looks like "victory" is regarding the election, not the war with Iran. Here's the actual speech:

https://youtu.be/wxAXhNF6PXo
at around 15:00 in you get to the part.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (l3cgK)

272 266 258 “ Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:5
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (h8zwR)

Thanks.. I needed that one

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (+gK6I)

273 Trump knows how to make a story go vroom and always will.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5EeHw)

274 >> Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 09:16 AM (N39Ws)

Amen. May the Lords blessings be upon all who are here. Everything is for His glory.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (h8zwR)

275 “ Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:5
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:14 AM (h8zwR)

When that David boy put down his sling and started writing he did some great stuff.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (/+uur)

276 You ok donna or is it just the day? I will send a small prayer your way.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5EeHw)

277 At FoxNews: "People who live to 100 have 3 drinks in common, longevity expert says"

Pure grain alcohol, distilled water, rain water.

We need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. We will prevail in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (Jr5Lq)

278 It's obvious Trump wasn't asking for the bombing of US cities.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)

279 >>I think Dubai guy is the one she went there to see in the first place. I believe that the message was went out by the black guy. Who is, reportedly, also the one who slapped her ass.


Ugh. OK.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (rOKnE)

280 Acting Secretary of the Army
@SecArmy
The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

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Judge King Kamehameha has yet to approve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

281 Axios: A pollster says they are having a hard time getting Republican voters to respond to polls, and says that might mean they may not vote

I took a poll. Some questions about who did I think would be better on this issue or that issue, Paxton or Talarico, followed by a bunch of questions about "have you seen this Talarico campaign billboard explaining how awful Paxton is?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

282 276 You ok donna or is it just the day? I will send a small prayer your way.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (5EeHw)

Thanks.. I'm fine... This election stuff is getting me down...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (+gK6I)

283 > CNN and MSNow - midterms. A scroll on the bottom of CNN mentioned that France is having trouble containing the largest student protests in decades.
-----------
Yeah.... schools being burned is the story. Not the widespread violence directed at the French students and the French public at large.

BTW... video surfaced of the UK bringing in more Muslim migrants under cover of darkness.

The US should consider retrieving our nukes from the UK and make some serious inquiries about the state of France's nuclear weapons security... as they own them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (RORbl)

284 Lawn mowing today. Huzzah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Not 'til those reports are on my desk!

Posted by: Mr. Bigg at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (EdP2u)

285 >> Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:17 AM (+gK6I)

Never lose hope. He is with us, especially in what seems to be our darkest hours.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (h8zwR)

286 >>“ Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God.”

Psalm 42:5
Posted by: Marcus T


Nice

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (rOKnE)

287 210 If there is video of her fully passed out and someone having sex with her, that will be the criminal charge, with anyone egging the guy on also prosecuted as an accessory.

In her statement to police in 2024, she never reported being unconscious at any point in the proceedings. She did, however, attempt to fellate a young man who was passed out. That was just boss-babe behavior, though, and nothing criminal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

Most people don't really know if they pass out for a time when they are drunk or high enough...nor do they remember everything...so it's video and other witness testimony that would matter...

It's good to ensure that didn't happen b/c society does not want barely drunk men taking advantage of women on the verge of passing out at bars or parties...even if the women themselves are the reason for their intoxication...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (tOcjL)

288 Wall Street Apes-
There is a taxpayer funded charter school for Muslims in Columbus, Ohio. On camera they are teaching students that non-Muslims go to hell and their purpose is to spread Islam in America

You’re not going to believe this, taxpayers are paying $10,435,836 PER YEAR for this school to operate

The school is called Focus Learning Academy of Northern Columbus in Columbus, it’s a public K–8 charter

Funding reported from the school’s Ohio Auditor of State report:

- Total revenue: $9,972,915
- State foundation basic aid: $7,654,007
- Federal and state grants: $2,268,249
- Other operating revenue: about $50,659
- Total expenses: $10,435,836

That is roughly $16,000 per student

Get this, The academic page lists full-time Arabic language instruction for grades K–8

An estimated 98% of the students are Muslims. The students are described as ‘overwhelmingly Somali’

WE ARE PAYING FOR THIS

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

289 think Dubai guy is the one she went there to see in the first place. I believe that the message was went out by the black guy. Who is, reportedly, also the one who slapped her ass.

—

Aren’t I just great?

Posted by: Diversity at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (RowGD)

290 >>After NYU Langone Hospital agreed to end gender care for minors, Trans actor Elliot Page joined protesters calling it “bigoted politicis” and asking, “is this the kind of country we want to live in?”


Duuuude, you're Canadian.
Go home!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (rOKnE)

291 The transcript is wrong! I just realized it. Motherf**kers! He didn't say "word", he said "War". I take back what I said.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)

292 At FoxNews: "People who live to 100 have 3 drinks in common, longevity expert says"

Pure grain alcohol, distilled water, rain water.

We need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. We will prevail in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.
Posted by: gp at October 07, 2026 09:18 AM (Jr5Lq)

Like I was saying.

Posted by: Gen Jack D. Ripper at October 07, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

293 >>After NYU Langone Hospital agreed to end gender care for minors, Trans actor Elliot Page joined protesters calling it “bigoted politicis” and asking, “is this the kind of country we want to live in?”

Yes.

Yes, I want to live in a country that actively refuses to mutilate children.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

294 There is a taxpayer funded charter school for Muslims in Columbus, Ohio. On camera they are teaching students that non-Muslims go to hell and their purpose is to spread Islam in America


Buy ammo.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (ccf/V)

295 281 Axios: A pollster says they are having a hard time getting Republican voters to respond to polls, and says that might mean they may not vote

Or...wait for it...

We don't trust you, we don't like you and we're not telling you anything.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (OPGS/)

296 “Talarico has not been seen publicly in Texas in over a week, with his last appearance occurring on Saturday, September 26, before he took a fundraising trip to New York City. There, he was treated to a VIP fundraising dinner where attendees, like a filmmaker who labeled America a ‘shithole’ and a group that advocates for child sex change surgeries, were charged $27,000 a plate.”

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Talaric, Talaric, will you do the Fandango?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

297 Remember it is in His hands.

“Thy will be done.”

We can only do our part. The rest is up to Him- no matter what the outcome. It ultimately serves His plan.

We are but simple children of God.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (h8zwR)

298 Thanks.. I'm fine... This election stuff is getting me down...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (+gK6I)

Best thing to do there is ignore as much of it as you can. I'm not kidding. Like tell yourself that 98% of what you read and hear is bs and just wait to see the result. So don't trip over polls or anything else.

Bottom line unfortunately is R's do not want it that bad. I know that won't make you feel better as such but think about it - if they don't want it that bad, why are you breaking your heart over it? It's a big club and we ain't the hell in it.

This isn't black pill nor am I trying to make you feel worse. Trump is fighting his guts out for us. God put him here to do it and he's still doing it. Let's hope sanity prevails in November, no amount of worrying will make it better or worse.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:23 AM (5EeHw)

299 For the Jewish morons here. I Still remember Oct. 7. I'm still haunted by the pictures of those animals and what they did. And, I stand with you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 07, 2026 08:58 AM (N39Ws)
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Thanks.

I have hardly seen any Oct. 7 pics. I will shut off the TV or scroll away in my browser when they pop up.

I think this switch in my brain was first turned on at 9/11. It was further reinforced after a visit to my family's origins in Poland.

I just can't anymore. Makes no difference who the victims are.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:23 AM (Oj3Pf)

300 After NYU Langone Hospital agreed to end gender care for minors, Trans actor Elliot Page joined protesters calling it “bigoted politicis” and asking, “is this the kind of country we want to live in?”


It will suicide. It will not be MAID.

Canada will name the day after it and mourn for years to come.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:23 AM (ccf/V)

301 Yes, I want to live in a country that actively refuses to mutilate children.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

millstone ocean
some assembly required

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (/+uur)

302 Who drinks pure grain alcohol? I mean, like straight?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)

303 302 Who drinks pure grain alcohol? I mean, like straight?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)

=======

Those who wish to protect their purity of essence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (RWrid)

304 Let's hope sanity prevails in November, no amount of worrying will make it better or worse.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:23 AM (5EeHw)

You sound like my husband LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (+gK6I)

305 BTW... video surfaced of the UK bringing in more Muslim migrants under cover of darkness.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 07, 2026 09:19 AM (RORbl)

A whole ton of people in that country need to be cleansed. Painfully. For the good 30% or so.

Canada's backed off immigrants because cost of living is nuts and anger was growing. That was kind of surprising.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (Sco7b)

306 Thanks.. I'm fine... This election stuff is getting me down...
Posted by: It's me donna

Hang in there. Maybe take some time off from this place.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

307 At FoxNews: "People who live to 100 have 3 drinks in common, longevity expert says"
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Saved you a click:

Water, Beer, and the Tears of their Enemies.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:25 AM (5EeHw)

308 You sound like my husband LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (+gK6I)

It's a gift.

Or a curse....

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:25 AM (5EeHw)

309 Who drinks pure grain alcohol? I mean, like straight?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)/i]


There's an Amish woman in Kentucky that makes moonshine and sells it. She Ph tests the natural spring on her property daily. She won't sell if it's under 120 proof.

Yeti Tumbler.
Ice.
Pour it in the tumbler and let it rest for 5 minutes.

Sip and enjoy.

Amazing how good it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:26 AM (ccf/V)

310 Who drinks pure grain alcohol? I mean, like straight?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (JzUSu)
-

/raises hand

95%

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (Oj3Pf)

311 How ironic is it that the last surviving member of the Gilligan's Island cast hated the show?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

312 I will never forget October 7th.. My heart aches for the victims and their Families...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (+gK6I)

313 At FoxNews: "People who live to 100 have 3 drinks in common, longevity expert says"
------



7 or 8 glasses of purified water a day.
1 to 2 cups of black coffee before noon.
2 to 3 glasses of red wine.

Live forever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

314 There's an Amish woman in Kentucky that makes moonshine and sells it. She Ph tests the natural spring on her property daily. She won't sell if it's under 120 proof.

Posted by: Sponge
_________

Yeah, but pure grain is 190 proof, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (JzUSu)

315 Most people don't really know if they pass out for a time when they are drunk or high enough...nor do they remember everything...so it's video and other witness testimony that would matter...

She was able to list, by name, every guy who showed up where she was, when they arrived, what they did, or didn't do, and when they left. She also, despite her lawsuit saying that she wanted to leave but was trapped by all these hulking men (if you've seen a photo of her you'll understand why that's a laugh) and her phone was across the room was able to respond to a text from her roommate within a few seconds.

She continued to text the guy for a couple weeks afterwards, stating that everything was consensual, and she'd like to get together again - although preferably with only him - right up until she was told that she could not attend their Halloween party. One week later she went to the police and made her rape accusation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

316 >>Wow. You must have some thuggish squirrels in your neck of the woods.


In under 3 hours a squirrel had burrowed his head into one of the pumpkins. They are a destructive, brazen bunch!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:28 AM (rOKnE)

317
Yeah, but pure grain is 190 proof, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 09:27 AM (JzUSu)



It is......but straight 130+ proof is rough, but when done correctly, very drinkable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

318 Apparently not enough paulie. We want more. Go cry

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:29 AM (5EeHw)

319 Posted by: Paul at October 07, 2026 09:28 AM (vxVmX)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 07, 2026 09:29 AM (ccf/V)

320 Thanks.. I'm fine... This election stuff is getting me down...
Posted by: It's me donna

Hang in there. Maybe take some time off from this place.
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)
*******
I'm a nervous wreck about the election.
Keep Fighting and get as many people as you can to vote for the Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 09:29 AM (NpAcC)

321 It is......but straight 130+ proof is rough, but when done correctly, very drinkable.
Posted by: Sponge

Jeesh. I can't even imagine drinking stuff like that at my age. I'll just stick with my cheap Popov vodka.

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

322 Watching the left, anything, literally anything is ok for "oppressed" people to do.

So Oct 7 didn't target Israeli military, government or police and wasn't allowed in any way by "the rules of war". But that's ok. The Palis are "oppressed" even though they were under their own government at the time.

But any response by Israel that might resolve the issue is bad and evil. The left argues Israel had some nominal right to respond but only if no civilians were harmed in any way and you can't respond to acts of war with...war. And the left will say things like, "Well right after Oct 7 Israel had the world's sympathy but they through it away with their actions"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

323 You dream of Jill St. John.
You'd accept Glynis Johns.
You get Jill Biden.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 07, 2026 09:30 AM (hmYU4)

324 She was able to list, by name, every guy who showed up where she was, when they arrived, what they did, or didn't do, and when they left. She also, despite her lawsuit saying that she wanted to leave but was trapped by all these hulking men (if you've seen a photo of her you'll understand why that's a laugh) and her phone was across the room was able to respond to a text from her roommate within a few seconds.

She continued to text the guy for a couple weeks afterwards, stating that everything was consensual, and she'd like to get together again - although preferably with only him - right up until she was told that she could not attend their Halloween party. One week later she went to the police and made her rape accusation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 07, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

And if any real time video of the event and other witnesses at the event corroborate that, the guys have nothing to worry about...but drunk and high witness testimony, even if seeming to be confident, is always suspect.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (tOcjL)

325 I'm a nervous wreck about the election.
Keep Fighting and get as many people as you can to vote for the Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 07, 2026 09:29 AM (NpAcC)

Please don't be. I am telling you the R's in office don't care or they would have done a million things they haven't.

I wish I could shake many here and make them stop worrying. For your own health if these fatcat bastards don't care, do not make yourself ill over it. By all means despair for the state of the country and world if you want to but do not fret over elections where the participants barely want to win.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (5EeHw)

326 Paul.

There's no such thing as a 'palestinian.'

The 25,000 children killed is bullshit and you know it.

Israel has gone to great lengths to ensure only terrorists (and terrorists in training) are killed as a part of that war.


https://shorturl.fm/tH9Cv

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 07, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

327 You can always tell an apologist for Islamic terrorism: they describe a bloody attack a "tragedy."

No, it was not some random weather event, it was a well planned and executed vicious attack on Israel by Hamas where 1200+ were murdered (many raped, tortured first) as well as many hostages taken.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)

328 There is nothing good for your body in alcohol. In fact it depresses your immune system. Like seed oils, it also cause inflammation. If you read most of the studies you will also find that findings to the opposite are only achieved through bias, poor sampling or a fundamental lack of properly screening the sample population for other factors. Genetic profiling and AI are making the ability to account for all factors in a sample population achievable. Until you read the actual results, don’t believe it. I’ve talked to some of the best cancer doctors and researchers on the planet. One thing that encourages the disease is inflammation. The type of inflammation that can only come from the wrong foods and drinks. That doesn’t mean you have to be 100%. But it does mean the bulk of your everyday diet should exclude inflammatory foods and sugary drinks. YMMV.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 09:33 AM (3KiOA)

329 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

330 @216

>>I lean towards "shouldn't have f*cked it up in the first place."

The idea a bunch of nurses couldn't find a vein in someone who is strapped down to a gurney is implausible.

That fact that she's conscious and speaking means very little if any of the drugs were administered.

I'm with others that this was intentionally botched by the sister-hood of traveling pants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 09:34 AM (XV/Pl)

331 291 The transcript is wrong! I just realized it. Motherf**kers! He didn't say "word", he said "War". I take back what I said.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)

I have contacted Factbase and told them they need to fix their transcription error.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:41 AM (l3cgK)

332 330 @216

>>I lean towards "shouldn't have f*cked it up in the first place."

The idea a bunch of nurses couldn't find a vein in someone who is strapped down to a gurney is implausible.

That fact that she's conscious and speaking means very little if any of the drugs were administered.

I'm with others that this was intentionally botched by the sister-hood of traveling pants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 09:34 AM (XV/Pl)

If she was severely dehydrated, veins collapse easily. If the veins are already small, it makes things harder. When I was in the hospital (granted they weren't trying to kill me...maybe), they had a hell of a time with my veins, eventually poking the back of my hands...I would, after a day or two, have infiltration of the IV and they would have to look for another vein. If it was unpleasant for them, it was more-so for me.

That being said, given she was going to die, they could've gone big and gone for a vein in her neck.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (l3cgK)

333 I'm surprised we haven't talked about it here, but Susan Collins fucking SMOKED Jackson at the debate last night.

Like. Embarassed him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:44 AM (gLYp7)

334 Media reaction to Collins destroying Jackson:

"Troy Jackson was like watching Joe Biden in his debate with Donald Trump."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:46 AM (gLYp7)

335 Good Morning. Thanks, J.J.

God bless the memory of all those slaughtered by Islam. 🙏 Grant protection from such evil & destruction as they serve Satan.

From above, "...but then again, we have just passed the 84th anniversary of the wholesale slaughter at the Babi Yar ravine."

Reportedly, roughly 300 local Ukrainian auxiliary policemen in Kyiv assisted the Germans by rounding up victims of the two-day slaughter, guarding the perimeter, and helping manage the logistics of the September 1941 massacre.

Further, Stepan Bandera and his OUN-B originally collaborated with Nazi Germany ahead of the 1941 invasion of the Soviet Union. Reportedly, Bandera believed that aligning with Adolf Hitler was a transactional strategy to secure an independent, nationalist Ukrainian state.

Although Bandera was locked away in a German concentration camp during the height of the war for proclaiming restoration of Ukrainian statehood in Lviv, his followers in the OUN-B and its military wing—the Ukrainian Insurgent Army (UPA)—participated in mass killings of Jewish civilians and the ethnic cleansing of Poles in Volhynia. (March 1943 to early 1945, with massacres peaking in July and August 1943.)

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)

336 The most critical and dangerous characteristic of antisemitism: it is highly cyclable because it never actually disappears; it just goes dormant until the next crisis.

The Tropes are "Pre-Packaged"
The Amnesia of Generational Turnover
The "Social Cleanliness" of Coding the Language
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👉🏻Action News, 'Garden of Reflection memorial for 9/11 victims in Bucks County vandalized,' published Wednesday, October 7, 2026
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Wish you all a good day.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 07, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)

337 Topic: What one question do you want to ask your opponent.

Collins: You served in Augusta for more than 20 years and were President of the Senate. In that time, more than 1/3 of your bills were unanimously voted down in committee. If you can't even get the support of a single Democrat, how are you going to get anything done in a closely divided Senate as its most junior member?

Jackson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 09:49 AM (gLYp7)

338 Prayer in honor of the anniversary of October 7, 2023

Psalm 104:30-35 JPS 1917 English

Thou sendest forth Thy spirit, they are created; and Thou renewest the face of the earth. May the glory of the LORD endure for ever; let the LORD rejoice in His works! Who looketh on the earth, and it trembleth; He toucheth the mountains, and they smoke. I will sing unto the LORD as long as I live; I will sing praise to my God while I have any being. Let my musing be sweet unto Him; as for me, I will rejoice in the LORD. Let sinners cease out of the earth, and let the wicked be no more. Bless the LORD, O my soul. Hallelujah.

Posted by: Sharon W at October 07, 2026 09:59 AM (bj3dt)

339 160 Waffle House rules. The consistency of the food between locations is much greater than any fast food place. I get the same thing every time. Four eggs over medium, plain hashbrowns, bacon, toast, and a large whole milk. Put the eggs on the toast and sop up all the yolk.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 08:48 AM (JzUSu)
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Sans the hashbrowns, this is what I eat every weekday morning for breakfast. I make the bread out of oats, chia, flax, quinoa, and molasses. No gluten, high protein, lasts for weeks in the fridge.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 07, 2026 10:16 AM (JNTt1)

340 October 7th needs to be remembered as a day that lives in infamy. Ditto September 11th. Both dates were chosen by the Religion of Pieces to "undo" their military defeats, the Naval Battle of Lepanto and the Battle of Vienna. The combined victories over the Ottoman Empire saved Europe. Now, suicidal empathy is enslaving it, along with much of the West. Ora et labora.

Posted by: Patti at October 07, 2026 11:48 AM (cyAnJ)

Daily Tech News 7 October 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: That time I got reincarnated as a goblin with the weakest class and cheat skills and my fiance wants to murder me, so what?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

2
Mi-Sex - But You Don't Care

Lipps Inc. - Designer Music

moar chessboard

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:02 AM (odBC9)

3 Disclaimer: That time I got reincarnated as a goblin with the weakest class and cheat skills and my fiance wants to murder me, so what?

I'd watch it. If they could make "reincarnated as a vending machine" work, they can make anything work.

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 04:02 AM (VHUov)

4 >>>Anthropic's Claude plans

subscription plans

(not world domination plans)

(Or is it?)

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:05 AM (odBC9)

5 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)

6 "Le Chonk" isn't that what French people call their obese feline?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:06 AM (JrHfD)

7
Mi-Sex - But You Don't Care (1979 )
Antipodean Music

'Stralia! or thereabouts.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:10 AM (odBC9)

8 Bakewell tart and coffee on the sideboard. Help yourself.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 04:10 AM (nxLtX)

9 What does "Open Weight" have to do with AI?

O.K. Forget I asked .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:10 AM (JrHfD)

10 Man finds two hour old baby in a phone box. 22 years later she finds him. "Faithpot" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4wxxurz9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:15 AM (JrHfD)

11 Anti commercial for a Pa candidate
Totally MAGA, not for us

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)

12 Old time Charles Wesley hymn, "And can it be..l

https://tinyurl.com/mwtvd6an

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:28 AM (JrHfD)

13 G'mornin all y'all

Posted by: Okjohn at October 07, 2026 04:30 AM (yhou+)

14 8 Bakewell tart and coffee on the sideboard. Help yourself.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 04:10 AM (nxLtX)

Thank you!
I saw slices of cherry crumb pie in a bakery the other day and I did not buy one. They had apricot or maybe peach, too.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:36 AM (odBC9)

15 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 04:36 AM (sAmhv)

16 10 Man finds two hour old baby in a phone box. 22 years later she finds him. "Faithpot" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4wxxurz9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:15 A

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Thanks. A very touching story.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 07, 2026 04:41 AM (PKL0q)

17 Watching a Portuguese movie but have to get really to leave

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)

18 “higher monthly TV bills for consumers.”


Ah. So. There will be no change at all then.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 04:44 AM (sAmhv)

19 I was reading that article and found out the bill for eliminating daylight savings time passed congress and is languishing in the senate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 04:47 AM (sAmhv)

20 Saying 40 degrees here, only going to upper 60s

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:48 AM (Ia/+0)

21 Heroic mom saves surfer. Nice story and video. Sunny Skyz site :

https://tinyurl.com/4a7c3j62

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 04:55 AM (JrHfD)

22 Long commute
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

23 18 “higher monthly TV bills for consumers.”

Ah. So. There will be no change at all then.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 04:44 AM (sAmhv)

Cable lobby groups have announced plans to sue the FCC for (checks notes) not staying bought. (Ars Technica)

That whole article is pretty much convoluted. To me.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:57 AM (odBC9)

24 Like, for example:

Cable lobby groups notified the Federal Communications Commission that they will sue the agency to block its controversial repeal of the National Television Ownership Rule, which limits the number of broadcast TV stations a single company may own.

-->

Cable lobby groups notified the Federal Communications Commission that they [the cable lobby groups] will sue the agency [the FCC] to block its [the FCC's] controversial repeal of the National Television Ownership Rule, which [rule] limits the number of broadcast TV stations a single company may own.

maybe

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:05 AM (odBC9)

25 I've been up working for 2 hours. It's so nice with the animals asleep.

Regarding AI, I do have AI create a bunch of python scripts. There's a certain order with a certain purpose. I standardized a lot of things.

I have to EXPRESSLY tell it each time that the scripts work and they are not to be modified. Otherwise, they've gotten creative and messed things up.

There was a thud. And here's Snowflake to go outside. Purring and looking up at me. So cute.

All of you have an amazing day.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:08 AM (Sco7b)

26
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 07, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw)

27 G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 07, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)

28 Here's a Variety story on the FCC/cable story (Aug 6, 2026):

FCC Eliminates TV Station Ownership Cap in Win for Nexstar and Other Big Broadcasters

The 2-1 vote fell along party lines, with dissenting commissioner Anna Gomez saying the move is 'unlawful on its face'

https://tinyurl.com/263tspxx

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

29 23 18 “higher monthly TV bills for consumers.”

Ah. So. There will be no change at all then.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 04:44 AM (sAmhv)

Cable lobby groups have announced plans to sue the FCC for (checks notes) not staying bought. (Ars Technica)

That whole article is pretty much convoluted. To me.
Posted by: m



Costs are never dropping until some kind of collapse happens. The media company's, cable-satellite-streaming-whatever, are not lowering there costs. Mainly because networks, especially sports networks, won't. NFL is driving it mostly, but they will increase the costs to show games until the ratings start dropping. It's happening in college football. Not quickly, but it's slowly happening. The cost of games are too high and that gets passed to the consumer.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 05:23 AM (sAmhv)

30 All of you have an amazing day.
Posted by: Stateless

You too, Stateless, and all here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 05:32 AM (JrHfD)

31 “Daylight Saving”

No plural. Please Make A Note Of It.

Posted by: PSA at October 07, 2026 05:33 AM (IRDWd)

32 @29/Puddleglum: For me, I tracked value: How many times did I turn on the TV and find something I wanted to watch over a given time period (many weeks.) The evidence didn't just say, but rather screamed "Cancel now and quit wasting your money" so I did. I had some moments of regret for a while afterwards, but those went away after a time.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 07, 2026 05:40 AM (O7YUW)

33 I'm sure the federal government will not step in to help the consumers. So look for higher cable TV rates. The more programing sucks the higher the bills. Makes no sense. Why we can't pick the channels we want and dump the rest I don't know unless it would probably LOWER our bills.

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 05:46 AM (ROPCF)

34 It's good to be the king a CIA officer:

https://tinyurl.com/4z3kdetb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (MtA6K)

35 James Talarico has disappeared from the campaign trail for at least a week now, canceling several previously scheduled events. His staff sent out a video of what they claimed was a town hall meeting event he’d just done - but it was a video from February.

No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)

36 No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)
-

So, Watermelon Man?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 05:53 AM (MtA6K)

37 Evening to the late Woden's Day toilers, morning to the early risers and insomaniacals!

I dreamed I was getting ready to retire from a job at my old employer, in part because there were rats in the building. I mean they were bold, running out of cracks in the walls and chirping at people. None of that was true in any of their buildings where I worked in my waking life. In my dream this building looked more like my high school.

Though we did have fleas a couple of times. And one of my coworkers used to hear claws scratching as something ran above the suspended ceiling in her office. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

38 Good Morning pixel friends. Later today I'm going to get my second round of X-Ray treatment on the growth in my left kidney. There will be another on Friday and one or two more next week, I'm hoping for positive results.

The FCC has been allowing TV station consolidation for years. Two local stations here just merged their news and weather broadcast crews and their over the air college football sports broadcasts are in Spanish. I'm thinking they are seeing a decline in revenue and lack of viewership.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 07, 2026 06:03 AM (Q/FnY)

39 Close to tolerable temps this morning. I have to decide whether I want to work out, or take off and take a chance it will not be raining on Friday morning.

In either case I intend to beat the rush and stock up on some chow at the store today or tomorrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

40 29 23 18 Costs are never dropping until some kind of collapse happens. The media company's, cable-satellite-streaming-whatever, are not lowering there costs. Mainly because networks, especially sports networks, won't. NFL is driving it mostly, but they will increase the costs to show games until the ratings start dropping. It's happening in college football. Not quickly, but it's slowly happening. The cost of games are too high and that gets passed to the consumer.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 05:23 AM (sAmhv)

Thanks, Puddleglum! Will ponder.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:04 AM (odBC9)

41 No Daylight Saving Time nonsense in Arizona, except the Navajo Nation. So that's nice.

Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at October 07, 2026 06:05 AM (85Bnm)

42 Good morning, everyone and Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 06:06 AM (OPGS/)

43 I noticed that the college stadiums are half full if that.
Inflation is never a good thing.

Posted by: Accomack at October 07, 2026 06:06 AM (dJCmT)

44 No Daylight Saving Time nonsense in Arizona, except the Navajo Nation. So that's nice.
Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at October 07, 2026


***
You sure don't need any *more* sunlight!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)

45 I dumped cable not long after I got my modern TV in 2020. There were far more channels available through streaming, and esp. over the air, than I could ever watch; there was no point to paying for *both* cable and Internet.

Cox, the long time monopoly here, has become Spectrum. I'm waiting for my bill, already too high, to go up. When I does I'm thinking I'll jump ship to Starlink. Right now its monthly bill is 50% of what I pay now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

46 No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)

But a very good explanation for why his crew is so ham-fistedly lying about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:12 AM (aKiSo)

47 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)

One article on the 'net says that he has the flu.
Maybe the campaign thinks the less they see of him the more likely people are likely to forget the crazy stuff he's said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:12 AM (JrHfD)

48 43 I noticed that the college stadiums are half full if that.
Inflation is never a good thing.
Posted by: Accomack



NIL. Colleges have been forced to raise prices for football games to pay the good players. It's AAA football at this point.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:12 AM (sAmhv)

49 31 “Daylight Saving”

No plural. Please Make A Note Of It.
Posted by: PSA at October 07, 2026 05:33 AM (IRDWd)

Shuts ups, youse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:13 AM (aKiSo)

50 28 The 2-1 vote fell along party lines
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

I don't know the background on this, at all, but it seems affected to describe a 2-1 vote as being along party lines. If a vote were, say, 112-47 along the party lines of two parties, ok, that would be worth remarking on the party-line-ness of it. It's gonna get just, like, tedious to categorize the votes of 3 persons, again and again, as along party lines or not.

FCC chief Brendan Carr - Republican
FCC commissioner Olivia Trusty - Republican
FCC commissioner Anna Gomez - Democrat

or, as the Variety article describes her: the panel’s lone Democrat

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:15 AM (odBC9)

51 That's good. Nebraska college no longer employs LGBT creator of "Mass", a work which the diocese of Lincoln, Nebraska, says makes fun of the Mass:

https://tinyurl.com/56e44emk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:16 AM (JrHfD)

52 48 43 I noticed that the college stadiums are half full if that.
Inflation is never a good thing.
Posted by: Accomack

NIL. Colleges have been forced to raise prices for football games to pay the good players. It's AAA football at this point.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:12 AM (sAmhv)

I'm curious. College ball has always kind of been a feeder league for the NFL (i mean, at least until you go back to when they played the game in black and white).

If people are caring less about the NFL lately because they've been shredding their brand for years, it stands to reason they'd care less about college ball, too. I'm sure that's not all of it, but it's part of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:17 AM (aKiSo)

53 ... and, as the Variety article describes the other her: fellow Republican commissioner Olivia Trusty

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:18 AM (odBC9)

54
No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)


No need to campaign any more. The polls say he's beating Paxton by 456%.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:20 AM (eRlcH)

55 35 James Talarico has disappeared from the campaign trail for at least a week now, canceling several previously scheduled events. His staff sent out a video of what they claimed was a town hall meeting event he’d just done - but it was a video from February.

No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)

He's had a breakout of teenage zits.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:21 AM (odBC9)

56 Coming up fast behind with an intent to ram everyone off the road:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5ed8vt

"Poll: 4 In 10 Young Americans Support Sharia Law"
(link goes to Blazing Cat Fur)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 07, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

57 No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)
==============
Hankering for mama's spaghetti sauce? considering a big move, maybe to Colorado?

Good morning horde.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:24 AM (UpmsQ)

58 Is everyone here a toddler?
Number One. The larch.
It's absurdist comedy people!
When John Cleese was funny.
Look it up.
https://tinyurl.com/4hwpv645

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 07, 2026 06:27 AM (QyMHz)

59 Townhall says the latest Cornell-focused Tik Tok trend is for AWFL's to film themselves talking to their little boys about sexual assault and then posting the video. I have no words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:33 AM (UqeTT)

60 uh-oh https://ai.mee.nu isn't loading

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:34 AM (odBC9)

61 Mornin', Horde. 39 (!) degrees, going to 82 (!), in Kentuckiana. Haven't been below 40 since early May.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 07, 2026 06:35 AM (NcvvS)

62 The lull in hurricane threats from all of last year through most of this season was nice while it lasted.

Got caught with my pants down when Hurricane Sally came ashore six years ago. Wife and I and four dogs had to evacuate in the middle of the night with only about an hour to gather everything we thought we needed and get out.

Not going to be caught off guard this time. I've begun packing my essential stuff for another possible evac on Friday.

Posted by: US Secret Service Special Agent FUPA at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (J4Dwc)

63 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Number one: The larch. (Signore Galilei)
Oops. Gave that one away.

58 Is everyone here a toddler?
Number One. The larch.
It's absurdist comedy people!
When John Cleese was funny.
Look it up.
https://tinyurl.com/4hwpv645
Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 07, 2026 06:27 AM (QyMHz)

haha
New to me.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (odBC9)

65 Good morning Horde thx Pixy, interesting stuff.
Talarico 's campaign is saying he's had the flu since he came back from a NYC fundraiser . My bet he comes back to the campaign trail claiming he had a divine revelation.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (ofacb)

66 Anthropic is desperate to prove their LLM is smart as hell, so they set it to solving a bunch of math problems that have been long-time conundrums, and voila! Field medal incoming.

Despite that, I still wonder if this massive investment in data centers and Nvidia chips is somehow worth it, or if it is the modern tech bro equivalent of the tulip bulb craze.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (UqeTT)

67 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 07, 2026 06:37 AM (VyBeY)

68 Not going to be caught off guard this time. I've begun packing my essential stuff for another possible evac on Friday.
Posted by: US Secret Service Special Agent FUPA at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (J4Dwc)

Just getting four dogs collected into the car probably takes about an hour on its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:37 AM (aKiSo)

69 Talefreako's staffers are hitting the bus stations, homeless shelters, and rehab clinics to find him?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:37 AM (2GVsD)

70 65 Good morning Horde thx Pixy, interesting stuff.
Talarico 's campaign is saying he's had the flu since he came back from a NYC fundraiser . My bet he comes back to the campaign trail claiming he had a divine revelation.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (ofacb)

Maybe he has the thing they made in a lab in Russia.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:38 AM (odBC9)

71 35° here in the Mid Hudson. So much for fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:38 AM (ofacb)

72 Maybe he'll come out as Jane Talarico.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:39 AM (odBC9)

73 Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (ofacb)

And what would the divine revelation be, do you think?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:39 AM (JrHfD)

74 Despite that, I still wonder if this massive investment in data centers and Nvidia chips is somehow worth it, or if it is the modern tech bro equivalent of the tulip bulb craze.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (UqeTT)

I've been running scripts for OpenAI and Perplexity for almost 3 or 4 days straight for a personal project.

The last one for OpenAI took about 5 hours and cost me about $2.

AMERICAN DOLLARS!!!

The data centers will be paid off in no time.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:40 AM (Sco7b)

75 Nature is healing...

So an artist on Twitter posted a picture of the character Draco Malfoy as a girl. Naturally, the Usual Suspects demanded that the artist make Draco trans and she responded with "I made this to make boys yearn again."

The end result has been hilarious. Artists are posting the female Malfoy almost everywhere but Bluesky, the crying has been met with mockery and many people have been pointing out that this is what normal people like.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 06:40 AM (OPGS/)

76 Maybe he'll come out as Jane Talarico.

Too pedestrian now. Got to be giant rubber boobs, cheap blonde wig, horrid paisley print dress while wearing wolf ears and a wolf tail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD)

77 /off FUPA

Just getting four dogs collected into the car probably takes about an hour on its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:37 AM (aKiSo)

All four of them over 100-lbs. Didn't leave a whole lot of room in the back of the SUV to pack other stuff.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 06:41 AM (J4Dwc)

78 Just getting four dogs collected into the car probably takes about an hour on its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Four dogs, competing agendas. Sounds about right.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 06:41 AM (OPGS/)

79 I am not looking forward to Madmani and El-Sayed marking the one year anniversary of the Hamas pogrom. They're probably busy anyway, dancing and such.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:42 AM (DOm7r)

80 Despite that, I still wonder if this massive investment in data centers and Nvidia chips is somehow worth it, or if it is the modern tech bro equivalent of the tulip bulb craze.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:36 AM (UqeTT)

My hunch is that the AI bubble will slowly deflate, rather than pop, and all the data centers built in this craze will remain but change purpose.

AI will settle in as a useful and ubiquitous tool but not the World Of Tomorrow nonsensical fad it is now, and it will still need data factories to back it up.

Non-AI distributed compute tasks will also continue to grow and embed themselves further into the fabric of our economy, and probably at some point at a faster pace than AI. People want their "free" email, "free" photo storage, etc etc. Same as before, but more and more people will expect more and more storage and processing.

Like any other software bloat, it's a gas filling its container. The more containers we build, the more stuff we'll come up with to put in to it, and it will expand to fill it accordingly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:44 AM (aKiSo)

81 Oops- three year anniversary. Sorry for the error*

(words the NYT will never say)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:45 AM (DOm7r)

82 Like any other software bloat, it's a gas filling its container. The more containers we build, the more stuff we'll come up with to put in to it, and it will expand to fill it accordingly.

Parkison's Law of Bureaucracy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD)

83 @73 Fen, maybe that he's a heretic and should spend the rest of his life in prayer amongst monks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:46 AM (ofacb)

84

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 07, 2026 06:47 AM (o+vOO)

85 BiL is a monk. Doubt they'd let Talarico on the premises.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 07, 2026 06:48 AM (NcvvS)

86 Speaking of John Cleese, I wonder how he would have handled, in Monty Python style, the tempest in a teacup that British plastic manufacturer Park's found itself in when it released in 1965 a series of model kits titled: Born Losers.

No major controversy over the Napoleon or Castro figures. But how dare they release one of Hitler standing outside his bunker in his brown uniform pointing a pistol at his head. 'Think of the children!'

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:49 AM (2GVsD)

87
Do you mean to tell me that the movie "Digger" is not a bio flick about legendary Notre Dame basketball coach "Digger" Phelps? Color me disappointed.

I haven't been so misdirected by a film's name since I was when "A Knight's Tale" turned out not to be the filmed life story of Indiana's GOAT head coach, Bobby Knight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 06:50 AM (olHWM)

88 At some point, I wouldn't be surprised if people in the future look back in patronizing embarrassment at people in the Old Days who walked around with fifty different devices with fifty different processors all with their own memory and storage.

How ridiculous they were back then.

Same as we think "how did people ever get by without a two phones, a tablet, three PCs, etc etc", they'll think "how did we ever get by with two phones, a tablet, three PCs, etc etc"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:50 AM (aKiSo)

89 whew ai.mee.nu is back

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (odBC9)

90 Warai-otoko

Clouds of floating net-linked nano-processors trying to infect you. All hail The Diamond Age.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (2GVsD)

91 85 BiL is a monk. Doubt they'd let Talarico on the premises.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 07, 2026 06:48 AM (NcvvS)

Your sister's husband is a monk?

Wild.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (aKiSo)

92 59 Townhall says the latest Cornell-focused Tik Tok trend is for AWFL's to film themselves talking to their little boys about sexual assault and then posting the video. I have no words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood



The culture has elevated narcissism to a virtue.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (sAmhv)

93
Speaking of John Cleese, I wonder how he would have handled, in Monty Python style, the tempest in a teacup that British plastic manufacturer Park's found itself in when it released in 1965 a series of model kits titled: Born Losers.


I, myself, obtained and assembled their Napoleon model. Don't ask me why. I was turned up to 11 at the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 06:53 AM (olHWM)

94 I didn't like it when colleges started paying players. That was a court ruling and of course they got it wrong. Now the deep pocket universities can buy a team. That ruined the game. Not everyone's on a level playing field for players

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 06:54 AM (ROPCF)

95 The culture has elevated narcissism to a virtue.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (sAmhv)

*facepalm* Yeah. Remind your little crotch fruit that when they grow up they'll totally be bigger and stronger than girls and Just Taking It will always be an option. Plant that seed in their little undeveloped psyches and let them loose on the world. That's a great idea.

Monsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:55 AM (aKiSo)

96 35 James Talarico has disappeared from the campaign trail for at least a week now, canceling several previously scheduled events. His staff sent out a video of what they claimed was a town hall meeting event he’d just done - but it was a video from February.

No good explanations for why he’s suddenly gone dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 07, 2026 05:50 AM (B0Z3q)


As a manufactured body, a homunculus does not have a normal human lifespan. On the one hand, they may be ageless; but on the other, they may suddenly start to decay or even dissolve. If a rejuvenation ritual is not possible, his creator might just have to make a new one to take his place, so it will be interesting to see if he suddenly parts his hair on the opposite side or something.

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 06:55 AM (ke3zm)

97 69 Talefreako's staffers are hitting the bus stations, homeless shelters, and rehab clinics to find him?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Gay bars.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:55 AM (sAmhv)

98 Speaking of John Cleese, I wonder how he would have handled, in Monty Python style, the tempest in a teacup that British plastic manufacturer Park's found itself in when it released in 1965 a series of model kits titled: Born Losers.

No major controversy over the Napoleon or Castro figures. But how dare they release one of Hitler standing outside his bunker in his brown uniform pointing a pistol at his head. 'Think of the children!'
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026


***
Anna, I'd never heard of those! Did any American company bring them over here?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:55 AM (wzUl9)

99
Townhall says the latest Cornell-focused Tik Tok trend is for AWFL's to film themselves talking to their little boys about sexual assault and then posting the video. I have no words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


So "hostage Tik Tok" offerings are now a thing. Imagine!

Wasn't this the same crowd that berated pro lifers for dragging their offspring along to events for "using their children without having obtained said children's expressed consent to have done so?

"Rules for thee, but not for me"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 06:57 AM (olHWM)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:57 AM (odBC9)

101 Wolfus

I had never heard of them until a Brit decided to compile of list of scale model controversies and post to YouTube.

Another funny one is Aoshima released a 1/700 scale model of the Self Defense force helicopter carrier Hyuga, one version's box art shows in the background the pride of PLAN, their aircraft carrier, on fire and sinking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:59 AM (2GVsD)

102 97 69 Talefreako's staffers are hitting the bus stations, homeless shelters, and rehab clinics to find him?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Furry conventions.

Snowflake is outside my computer room window meowing. Girl, I put you out at 4am. Still cute.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:59 AM (Sco7b)

103 I have no words.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


What we need videos of fathers sitting down with their sons saying "This is why you don't stick it in crazy."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 06:59 AM (OPGS/)

104 California has slammed shut a loophole they claim was costing the state $20 million in missed sales taxes every year, because people were registering cars and other big ticket purchases in Montana and skipping state sales tax. Grok says the tax rate is 7.25 %, so California is claiming nearly $300 million in purchases were being hidden in Montana?

That sounds like a lot to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 06:59 AM (Fp2Vj)

105 Sit your daughters down and say "sweetie, you should know, when you grow up, a lot of the boys around you will have been raised by feral drunk lunatics and won't behave the way you expect a normal human male to behave. Keep your head on a swivel."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 07:00 AM (aKiSo)

106 102 97 69 Talefreako's staffers are hitting the bus stations, homeless shelters, and rehab clinics to find him?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Furry conventions.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:59 AM (Sco7b)

76 Maybe he'll come out as Jane Talarico.

Too pedestrian now. Got to be giant rubber boobs, cheap blonde wig, horrid paisley print dress while wearing wolf ears and a wolf tail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD)

furry wolf ears and a wolf tail!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:01 AM (odBC9)

107 Warai-otoko

The girls will have to have an Apple air-tag surgically implanted, carry bear spray, a knife, and YT's final line of defense.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:02 AM (2GVsD)

108 >>Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (aKiSo)

Different world, this

Posted by: Nazdar at October 07, 2026 07:02 AM (NcvvS)

109 95 The culture has elevated narcissism to a virtue.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:52 AM (sAmhv)

*facepalm* Yeah. Remind your little crotch fruit that when they grow up they'll totally be bigger and stronger than girls and Just Taking It will always be an option. Plant that seed in their little undeveloped psyches and let them loose on the world. That's a great idea.

Monsters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko



They'll create a generation of male's who are to the right of Attila the Hun. Well done, harpy's.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 07:03 AM (sAmhv)

110 OR the boys will be totally psychologically destroyed and find even more crazy ways to off themselves. Possibly taking their harridan parental units with them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:05 AM (2GVsD)

111 Phil Collins, who I thought was dead, is mad at America and is writing a new song, supposedly entitled "Fat People With Guns".

Maybe his security team recently failed him or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:05 AM (I9lAP)

112
The little girl lifted her dress and told the little boy, "See, I have one of these, and with it I can get as many of those as I want."

-- just the punchline

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:05 AM (olHWM)

113 mornin yall

"Christina Pike had to be hooked up to a ventilator after the state failed to execute her through lethal injection on September "

HAD to be? What would have happened if they had not?

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 07, 2026 07:05 AM (MWfyi)

114 Phil Collins, shut up before people remember your song "It's tough being an illegal alien' and you posing as Mexican.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:06 AM (2GVsD)

115 One thing is for certain, Cornell is going to get fewer applications in the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:06 AM (I9lAP)

116
I had never heard of them until a Brit decided to compile of list of scale model controversies and post to YouTube.

Another funny one is Aoshima released a 1/700 scale model of the Self Defense force helicopter carrier Hyuga, one version's box art shows in the background the pride of PLAN, their aircraft carrier, on fire and sinking.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026


***
Some of the Park kits are available on eBay, I see. Not cheap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 07:07 AM (wzUl9)

117 111 Phil Collins, who I thought was dead, is mad at America and is writing a new song, supposedly entitled "Fat People With Guns".

Maybe his security team recently failed him or something.
Posted by: Huck Follywood



Phil is practically a cripple at this point. Those "Fat People With Guns" are probably the only thing protecting him from the more feral.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 07:07 AM (sAmhv)

118 115 One thing is for certain, Cornell is going to get fewer applications in the future.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:06 AM (I9lAP)

Safe bet.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:07 AM (odBC9)

119 I wish the U.S. would ban "Tik Tok". It's a Chinese Ap, isn't it ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 07:07 AM (JrHfD)

120
Phil Collins, who I thought was dead, is mad at America and is writing a new song, supposedly entitled "Fat People With Guns".


Pass. But do let me know when you release the true to your life sequel, "Fat Guy in a Hoverround"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:08 AM (olHWM)

121 They'll create a generation of male's who are to the right of Attila the Hun. Well done, harpy's.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 07:03 AM (sAmhv)


Well, then they won't be too delicate and precious to rehomogenize the nations for safety, civilization, and self-determination. Westphalian peace can be the West's again, if it has the will.

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 07:08 AM (ke3zm)

122 What is even more dangerous and destructive is these AWFLs their raising their daughters as proto–Bonnie Blues and dressing it all up as 'empowerment.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:10 AM (2GVsD)

123
One thing is for certain, Cornell is going to get fewer applications in the future.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Far above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
Some say it's Cornell.

Way to disrespect Ed Marinaro!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:11 AM (olHWM)

124 Phil Collins needs to write another new song titled "English Fags And Rape Gangs".

Funny how he does not notice reality.

Posted by: Toned American With Machine Guns at October 07, 2026 07:12 AM (Ll78X)

125 Pro 10/7 protests in NYC today. Goodwin at the Post says many are angry that Mamdani didn't arrest Netanyahu when he was at the UN. Today could be very ugly in NYC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 07:12 AM (ofacb)

126 123
Far above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
Some say it's Cornell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:11 AM (olHWM)

ha!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:12 AM (odBC9)

127 I wish the U.S. would ban "Tik Tok". It's a Chinese Ap, isn't it ?

It's been divested from ByteDance to a certain extent.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 07, 2026 07:14 AM (90f8g)

128 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:10 AM (2GVsD)

I had to look up "Bonnie Blue"- not her pornographic material, just who she was. There are many things I'm glad which I do not know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 07:14 AM (JrHfD)

129 125 Pro 10/7 protests in NYC today.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 07:12 AM (ofacb)

...

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:14 AM (odBC9)

130 Fat people with guns created this nation that has enough disposable income to waste on funding your lavish lifestyle.

Medieval England didn't have stadium rock.

Subsistence hunter gatherers in the plains of southern Africa ain't buying your albums.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 07:15 AM (aKiSo)

131
ha!
Posted by: m


Not original to me.

Didja all hear that Leena Dungam's now a mom (a daughter, by surrogacy)? Named the wee beastie to be "Pebbles", I hear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:15 AM (olHWM)

132 Fenelon Spoke, it is cursed knowledge.

What happens when people skip the "What not to do" sections of the Bible.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:16 AM (2GVsD)

133 Phil Collins, angry old man

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:16 AM (odBC9)

134 Why do these aging stars show their ass?? I’d much prefer to remember Springsteen’s songs from the 80s; same with Phil Collins. I don’t wanna see their current incarnation where they’re looking like an 80 year old lesbian cross dresser…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 07, 2026 07:16 AM (9eNmI)

135 72 Maybe he'll come out as Jane Talarico.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 06:39 AM

How would we be able to tell?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 07, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

136 How would we be able to tell?
Posted by: I gotta ask at October 07, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

Bigger dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 07:17 AM (aKiSo)

137 I don’t wanna see their current incarnation where they’re looking like an 80 year old lesbian cross dresser…

But enough about Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst and Chuck the Turd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:17 AM (2GVsD)

138 One of the most potent Truth Bombs, if you don't mind stirring some isht, is to let drop that what men really want is Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos.

"But but but..." But women want something else, and it's a mistake for either sex to project its own preferences on the other. A man who makes that mistake may find himself a very, very lonely debt-free virgin without tattoos, because women just don't care about that.

Posted by: SciVo at October 07, 2026 07:17 AM (ke3zm)

139 Supposedly Californians are catching on to Xavier Becerra being a dumbass machine politician with zero personality. Hilton says he is within five points and Becerra now refuses to debate him, or even give interviews. He's running a Biden-style "basement campaign" with produced videos instead, because he does so poorly with questions.

A Democrat lose in Cali? I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:18 AM (ZTyuZ)

140 125 Pro 10/7 protests in NYC today.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 07:12 AM

How much they paying?

Posted by: Stoner living in his parents' basement at October 07, 2026 07:19 AM (2Ez/1)

141 I didn't know that Turning Point has a UK chapter. This is how I found out:

https://tinyurl.com/5e4pbtut

Looking forward to my last UK niece and her family moving to Israel in a few months time. Better late than never.

Some of Mrs. BD's relatives, on the other hand, imagine they can ride it out. The pity of it all.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 07:19 AM (gsBYv)

142 Jaguar has released their new car and it's a $150k electric uglymobile. Even uglier than Chryslers.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 07, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

143 @119
For some reason Trump likes Tik Tok

@125. Today could be very ugly in NYC.
So nothing new today.

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 07:20 AM (ROPCF)

144 Pro 10/7 protests in NYC today

Sounds like a good day for me to skip the news.

Oh, yes, the International Criminal Court is a bogus made up thing. They have no authority to arrest Neteyahu (sp?) if some folks had tried they probably would have been shot by his security detail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 07:20 AM (JrHfD)

145 And the thing we DON'T want is the table. We already have a table.

Posted by: Men everywhere at October 07, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

146 James Talarico has disappeared from the campaign trail for at least a week now,

I have no idea why I'm seeing Screwtape's whining on YouTube but the latest interruption is him complaining about AI Deep Fakes of him.

Does Texas really want such an insecure yet arrogant sociopath?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 07, 2026 07:21 AM (WCaCG)

147 Did Jaguar name their new car the Mahdi perchance?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:22 AM (2GVsD)

148 Brave says one reason Collins might be upset is that his ex-wife refuses to give back their Miami mansion, which is valued at $40 million bucks and she has hired guards to keep Phil's guards from kicking her out while they fight it out in court.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:22 AM (ZTyuZ)

149
Hilton says he is within five points and Becerra now refuses to debate him, or even give interviews. He's running a Biden-style "basement campaign" with produced videos instead, because he does so poorly with questions.


Did not the X man protest too much when a reporter began asking him "your thoughts and your positions" type questions when he thought that he had signed on for a puff piece interview?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:22 AM (olHWM)

150 Know who else was an insecure yet arrogant sociopath?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at October 07, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

151 Did not the X man protest too much when a reporter began asking him "your thoughts and your positions" type questions when he thought that he had signed on for a puff piece interview?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:22 AM (olHWM)

Heh. The fact that a plain "Just tell me what you think and I won't challenge any of it" interview is *not* considered a puff piece anymore is hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 07, 2026 07:23 AM (aKiSo)

152 That should be in a Leonard Elmore novel, security details shooting it out over a mansion in Miami during divorce proceedings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:23 AM (2GVsD)

153 142 Jaguar has released their new car and it's a $150k electric uglymobile. Even uglier than Chryslers.
Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 07, 2026 07:20 AM (MWfyi)

The unmovable dildos firmly implanted into the seats will go over well with their new client base.

You can choose your own colours!!


FINALLY!! It finished. Less than 3 hours.
To Perplexity....
KNOWN CAPTURED COST: $4.359000

Look at all those zeroes!!
Move the decimal point and AI hits profitability next year!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 07:24 AM (Sco7b)

154 None of my Gen X children have cable. And neither do I.

We all using streaming services.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 07:24 AM (36x1j)

155 Dildi: the sporty car for lesbians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 07, 2026 07:25 AM (36x1j)

156 Tennessee Governor Pardons Beloved Murderer

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at October 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

157 Will this new Jaguar come in an electric lime green colour?

And did Lucas Electric handle the electrics?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:26 AM (2GVsD)

158 150 Know who else was an insecure yet arrogant sociopath?
Posted by: Shifty eyes at October 07, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Tom Brady

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:27 AM (odBC9)

159 Anna Puma

That's why the UK has no AI. Can't get it to leak oil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

160 I hope that Steve Hilton- who sounds like a smart man- has some plan to challenge the inevitable voting fraud in CA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 07:28 AM (JrHfD)

161
We all using streaming services.

Posted by: no one of any consequence


"Hey! So do I!"

-- hip boot clad T'Qr Qatarlson, fishing in a fast moving stream and hoping against hope that said boots do not fill up with water and take him to "Glub! Glub!" land

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:28 AM (olHWM)

162 "Authorities now believe flydubai copilot radicalized by watching Ms. Rachel videos"

I am not making that up.

Babylon Bee did though.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 07:29 AM (MWfyi)

163 Must be some house, to be valued at $40 million. Star Island or someplace, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:30 AM (ZTyuZ)

164 152 That should be in a Leonard Elmore novel, security details shooting it out over a mansion in Miami during divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:23 AM

With a huge Cat 5 hurricane bearing down on them. Make the heads of each security team overweight lesbians and introduce a love triangle with the head of the mansion's hospitality staff.

Posted by: Hollywood suits at October 07, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

165 156 Tennessee Governor Pardons Beloved Murderer
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at October 07, 2026 07:25 AM (MWfyi)

Seems unlikely.

William Byron Lee was born on October 9, 1959. He was raised on his family's 1,000-acre (400 ha) cattle farm started by his grandparents in Franklin, Tennessee, the Triple L Ranch; the family raises Hereford cattle. Lee is a seventh-generation Tennessean.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)

166 With a huge Cat 5 hurricane bearing down on them. Make the heads of each security team overweight lesbians and introduce a love triangle with the head of the mansion's hospitality staff.

Lena Dunham in the Humprey Bogart role in Key Fargo/

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (2GVsD)

167 Walked with a widow yesterday. She showed me a quote she thought profound.

I summarized Robert Heinlein's quote on Bad Luck.

She had never even heard of Heinlein. Her phone would not bring up that quote. She has been carefully trained by her TV and search algorithms.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

168 The Bee reports 'Palestinians' are getting their own country, and the picture is of Paris.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (ZTyuZ)

169
JJS be here

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

170 Sefton!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 07:33 AM (ZTyuZ)

171
With a huge Cat 5 hurricane bearing down on them. Make the heads of each security team overweight lesbians and introduce a love triangle with the head of the mansion's hospitality staff.
Posted by: Hollywood suits


But enough about the SCOAMF and Big Mike's Martha's Vineyard goings on...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 07:33 AM (olHWM)

172 The Bee reports 'Palestinians' are getting their own country, and the picture is of Paris.

Now I almost feel sorry for the Paleostinians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 07:33 AM (2GVsD)

173 J.J. Sefton. Runway 04.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 07, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

174 “Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man.

“Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people.

“Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

“This is known as 'bad luck'.”

― Robert Heinlein

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 07:47 AM (odBC9)

175 That should be in a Leonard Elmore novel, security details shooting it out over a mansion in Miami during divorce proceedings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026


***
What an intriguing story idea. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 07:56 AM (wzUl9)

176 NYT: "Justice Department Turns To Partisans And Conspiracists To Fill Depleted Ranks"

That's their story and they are sticking to it. The American right, engaged in conspiracy theories and criminal behavior, cannot govern the country because all the good people, the Democrats who defend trans-kids, are bailing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:19 AM (EZz54)

177 oops- wrong thread

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 07, 2026 08:20 AM (EZz54)

178 10/5/69, Monty Python's Flying Circus airs for first time.
The canon for boomers greatly expanded for annoying all later generations.

Posted by: Dead Parrot at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (VZ8Zc)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 6, 2026

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Photo from nurse ratched


Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

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Wholesome content







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Kewl use of perspective!



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Funny stuff



I may have posted this a while back. Or maybe not. Doesn't matter - it's funny every time!



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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition




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Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

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Can you believe this is the 250th ONT from Doof Enterprises, LLC? We might just be starting to almost sorta kinda getting the hang of this job.

Your feedback may or may not be very important to Doof Enterprises. Follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112 or do the email thing – doof2112 at proton dot me.

Posted by: Doof at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Ring ring goes the bell
All hail rock and roll

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)

2 I remember back in the late '60s, reading that they detected "minute wobbles in the path of Barnard's Star."

That was… a few exoplanet discoveries ago.

Good even', OverNightlies. Everybody comment copiously now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - zow at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (1BE2o)

3 Can't believe I forgot the words.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)

4 Sabres come back from down 2 ...

to win in OVERRRRRRRRRRTIME 3-2

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (ptJRT)

6 Nice ONT, Doof. Thanks!


And ZZ Top! Outstanding.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

7 Posted 6 after reading/viewing all the content. What's going on here?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (Jr+re)

8 Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

I rate this as "true."

Posted by: gen-x mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

9 Nice content! The hula hoop girl is hysterical.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 Sabres come back from down 2 ...

to win in OVERRRRRRRRRRTIME 3-2
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)


You gonna go see Ovi when the Caps come to Buffalo? Your last chance!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

11 Whelmed, I am! Thanks, Doof!

Great photo up top by Nurse.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)

12 250 is a pretty good start, Doof. See if you can catch Mis Hum!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

13 Whistled for the strays

Posted by: mindful webworker - beware the stampede at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (1BE2o)

14 Nice ONT, Doof. Thanks!


And ZZ Top! Outstanding.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)


Howdy! You coming to the ranch again this year?

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)

15 Nice content! The hula hoop girl is hysterical.
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)


Kids being kids is the best!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

16 I'll be there. If I can get my shooter straightened out I'll bring it along. Looking forward to seeing you and the various other rons and ettes!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

17 Whelmed, I am! Thanks, Doof!

Great photo up top by Nurse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)


The song behind the photo is for her today

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

18 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

19 Wholesome content

Four cute items? That's almost overwhelming.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

20 Is today the actual birthdate for nurse?


She's been milking the deal for a while . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

21 I encountered the world "whelm" at least twice in the book I finished this evening.

Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

22 250 is a pretty good start, Doof. See if you can catch Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)


I don't know how he did 5 consecutive nights for so long!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

23 Holly cow you guys!
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)

24 The Sugarcubes? Sounds a bit like a Yoko imitator. Without the screeching.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yoko imitators in white pantsuit at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1BE2o)

25 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?
Posted by: Piper


They'll know you're faking it. *

Hurricanes land you on Gilligan's Island. Tornadoes take you to Oz.



* - especially since you're self-employed.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

26 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)


Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

27 Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

I rate this as "true."
Posted by: gen-x mikeski

Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)

28 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and congrats on 250!

Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)

29 Hello, Rat!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)

30 I encountered the world "whelm" at least twice in the book I finished this evening.

Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)


I demand royalties!!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

31 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat


That would explain their reaction in the meme.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

32 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)


Hey brother - how you doing?

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

33 I don't know how he did 5 consecutive nights for so long!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)
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As much as I love Mis Hum's contributions to the ONT, I think I prefer the variability among the different ONT COBs. Keeps the ONT always feeling fresh and new.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:13 PM (FZ29D)

34 Some old time TV star had a bunch of kids, maybe 10. He said when he got home each afternoon, he just spanked all of them to avoid discrimination! Art Linkletter?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

35 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and congrats on 250!
Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)


Thanks Dino! I hope they all had at least a smidgen of whelm.

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

36 Posted by: LRob

And a fine good evening to you sir!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (BJzO2)

37 Thank you
Mr. Doof!

See you next week!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)

38
Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

39 Doesn't matter i suppose....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (jCKWs)

40 more zztop, cover of sam and dave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2NJqeoTV48

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

41 You gonna go see Ovi when the Caps come to Buffalo? Your last chance!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

Last year I got you a photo of The Man.

This year ... a BEER SABRE

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)

42 Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

🤣
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
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You can share the latest fashion in hip waders!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (FZ29D)

43 Wake me up
Before you go go

Posted by: Whelm! at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)

44 Hey brother - how you doing?
Posted by: Doof

Getting better thanks to all you wonderful folks...looking forward to seeing you and chatting it up.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (BJzO2)

45 Holly cow you guys!
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)


Stay safe out there!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

46 Last year I got you a photo of The Man.

This year ... a BEER SABRE
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)


Hell yeah!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

47 Thank you
Mr. Doof!

See you next week!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

48 Posted by: COMountainMarie

{{{Marie!}}} Stay safe young sprite, remember, don't try to save the chicken.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (BJzO2)

49 Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof


Oh, Piper was just trying to duck the fashion report?

In that case, while you're in Oz, can you get a read on the munchkins' fall fashion trends, and the proper hand-me-downs for the well-dressed scarecrow? And, obviously, the latest in witchy footwear?

Posted by: Dorothy at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

50 The video of the kids and their dad's got me. Today is my dad's birthday. He'd be 99, but only made it to 93.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig)

51 A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)
* * * *
Prayers up for safety for everyone involved.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

52 only made it to 93.


A pretty good run, huerfano!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

53 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat
+++
Also. Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about!

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Lo97M)

54 Beato Talarico fundraising update: They're still buying dozens of ads to show me, and I'm a registered independent in a blue state a thousand miles from Texas.

The pitch is that they are up against a ten million dollar AI campaign of lies, and can you just spare five dollars? No mention of Trump, or any other issue really. Just a mention of "taking back the Senate".

The whole thing is kind of blah. If I was on their side I'd be disappointed.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (r7+Q7)

55 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

56 I'll be there. If I can get my shooter straightened out I'll bring it along. Looking forward to seeing you and the various other rons and ettes!
Posted by: LRob in OK
---
Hopefully that jerk with the red vehicle isn't blocking people again ...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)

57 Yay, ONT that I'm late for!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)

58 That mandala post:

Every one of those tranny's have that same dead eyed stare. Like their soul has long left them and they are just a demon with a skin suit. Creepy. That comedian put it in its place.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (sAmhv)

59 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.

Huh.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

60 Hopefully that jerk with the red vehicle isn't blocking people again ...

If I find out who the heck that . . . . . . . . never mind.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)

61 Did Nurse really take that pic or is that AI's rendition of the Strait of Juan de Fuca?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (4Je4D)

62 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
---
Ironically at Fort Hood...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

63 Babies giddy that daddy's home was fun. I don't remember our babies getting that excited at me, but, then, I worked at home so that might've had something to do with it.

State abbrv. comic was pretty good.

250th ONT from Doof

Really? Seems like you just started doing these, like, last month. Or so. Almost as exciting as 'Merica 250. Almost.
🥸

Posted by: mindful webworker - let it out let it go let it be at October 06, 2026 10:28 PM (1BE2o)

64 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)

65 50 The video of the kids and their dad's got me. Today is my dad's birthday. He'd be 99, but only made it to 93.
Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig

It is my dad’s birthday, too!

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 Mickey Thomas had some killer singing chops!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

67 Did Nurse really take that pic or is that AI's rendition of the Strait of Juan de Fuca?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)

68 The daddy's home video was good, but two minutes in the cute little girl waiting in the driveway has a fast food soda drink that is half her size.
I can only imagine fourteen years hence.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)

69 Yay, ONT that I'm late for!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

Might be raining during the car show!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (NnhvP)

70 48

Gonna let my chick go if she has to. My girl will have to run away if need be. I can't let her be in her pen and be fried chicken. If fire happens, my gal will have a chance...or a fried chick 🫣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (jCKWs)

71 Also. Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Oh boy. I heard that one a lot.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (lJ0H4)

72 Rangers. 4 - 1.

Did not see it coming. These guys can play hockey.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

73 And the state abbreviations video was great.
Thanks for the 250tn doof.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (sl73Y)

74 >>>Wholesome content

Four cute items? That's almost overwhelming.

Posted by: mikeski

You mean we're not going to have any lgbtq+ content with rape and murder and muslims?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (kvLZQ)

75 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! Just got back from a road trip to Calgary. Massive traffic jam on Blackfoot trail because they are constructing a bus-only lane. Had I known that in advance, I would have taken devious means.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (i9VX2)

76 I am off to bed. Teaching, and taking all the Halloween decorations back down. If I do that, maybe we won’t get whacked by the hurricane.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 72 Rangers. 4 - 1.

Did not see it coming. These guys can play hockey.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

Real, or a false dawn?

Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (oCio0)

78 >>That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.

It's why those of us who live in deep blue areas will never be forced out by communists. Because fuck 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

79 ZZ Cat - Tails
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI

Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)

80 I am off to bed. Teaching, and taking all the Halloween decorations back down. If I do that, maybe we won’t get whacked by the hurricane.
Posted by: Piper

Stay safe!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:36 PM (BJzO2)

81 That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)


I hope she has ready access to sandbags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:37 PM (4Je4D)

82 "Might be raining during the car show!"

Yep, just like last year. We'll see, though, sometimes the fearcasters moderate these things out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (+9wcF)

83 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
---
Ironically at Fort Hood...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

The firing squad should be issued Thompson submachine guns. After the festivities are over, auction them off. Who wouldn't want to own a genuine Hasan chopper?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (i9VX2)

84 >>Real, or a false dawn?

>>Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...

I'm beginning to believe these guys can really play. Young team and bound to have some down times but they are fast and talented and seem to have heart.

Been an enjoyable start.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (viF8m)

85 Sorry I'm late, that sore loser of a grizzly bear insisted we make the fight best two out of three.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (BLOE8)

86 There may be a rainy terwhilliker coming out of Yucatan but the Deep South looks safe. High and dry for now.

https://tinyurl.com/rzz7r37n

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (+yTe/)

87 Rocky Davis is pretty cool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (+yTe/)

88 64 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)

My Dad was from the Greatest Generation. Went through the Depression, fought in WW2, lost a child (stillborn) then a year later his first wife when he wasn't even 30.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

89 ZZ Cat - Tails
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI
Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)

Those animators need to do a hard-rockin; piano player cat called Jerry Lee Mew-is. Playing "Great Hairballs of Fire".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (i9VX2)

90 . Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie
--

How many do you have?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:42 PM (+yTe/)

91 I have 7 grandchildren now, my son and DIL have five kids. The last 3 were fosters, now adopted. Everyone looks Nordic or Irish except the youngest. He looks like a 4 year old Gary Coleman. They had fostered him since he came out of the NICU, and the adoption went through less than a year ago. We always vacation together, along with my daughter, SIL and their two boys. Two years ago, very early in the AM some of us were sitting at the table, the littlest guy next to me, kinda groggy picking at some cereal. When my son came down the stairs, he lit up like as though Santa Claus came to visit. He was instantly awake, happy and glowing that Dad was up. It was very cute. Loved the Dad's home video, Doof.

Posted by: Old Man Noll at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)

92 Nurse R's water looks cold.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)

93 Those animators need to do a hard-rockin; piano player cat called Jerry Lee Mew-is. Playing "Great Hairballs of Fire".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Heh! Put me down for 10 bucks to make it happen.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (BJzO2)

94 It's a long way down, but I'm ready.

[Irrelevant stuff snipped]

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

95 92 Nurse R's water looks cold.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)

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And DEEP

Posted by: Second Black Guy at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (wpRMV)

96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

Clown world

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2026 10:45 PM (xHdZY)

97 [Irrelevant stuff snipped]
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

What's a big gray animal with a nose this long?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:47 PM (i9VX2)

98
Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
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Hasan's heirloom

https://t.ly/ZvBVR

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)

99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

100 99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)

101 Hey, y'all. Great ONT tonight Mr. Doof.

I LOVED the babies greeting their Dada's! I love babies and always have.

We are 10min from our gorgeous grands and they've known us/spent time with us since birth. This is their second home.

When our 1yr old hears/sees us she crawls as fast as she can to me, like a puppy, for months. I'm sure my smile matches hers. Can walk a few steps but crawls faster.

I noticed with all 3 of them when we arrive at their house, and they can hear but not see us as babies in high chairs, they cry til we assure them we know they are there and hello. How could we forget them?

I didn't realize until they were born that there is no level or degree of difference in the love we have for them and our sons. They are simply ours as well. Certainly pieces of my heart running around with them.

Thanks again for the music and videos.

Have a great night!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)

102 Any tickets left for this hasan performance? Something in the first row?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BJzO2)

103 The State Abbrev. vid was likewise great fun. Zip codes and numbered area codes were likewise revolutionary. I was born in Brooklyn 20, New York. My phone # was GEdney 8-2066.

Mail moves the country.....

Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

104 Evening all,

SpaceX crew 12 will be undocking from the ISS.

SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew-12
Undocking International Space Station ISS
Date: October 7, 2026
Undocking: 8:05 a.m. EDT (1205 UTC, 14:05 CEST)

https://youtu.be/2bt6e7ouPXY

Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (2F0/Y)

105 100 99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)

Uh, thinking of a different punishment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)

106 Evening all.

I survived the drive to the hotel. Roads were actually really calm and sparse...

In the morning, interview, oil change, gas up, and drive back until my body insists on a hotel or until I get home, whichever. I'd do the oil change before the interview but I don't trust them to finish early enough.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 06, 2026 10:52 PM (Kguar)

107 Whoot!


Just got home. Baby brother picked me up from work and he and my sil made me dinner. came home to flowers on my doorstep from my sons.

Life is good!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)

108 Was thinking of quartering by horses...where the tendons are cut, each arm and leg is tied by rope to a different horse facing a different direction, and all horses start pulling at the same time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (l3cgK)

109 If this is the right day, Happy Birthday, nurse!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (Jr+re)

110 I somehow FEEL like I've been whelmed 250 times now. Like Macular Degeneration, Arthuritis, and Cataracts, whelming moves slowly, but takes a steady toll.

Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)

111
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail


I remember BZ (Before Zip)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

112 Just got home. Baby brother picked me up from work and he and my sil made me dinner. came home to flowers on my doorstep from my sons.

Life is good!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)

Happy Birthday, Nurse! You don't look a day over 29.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (i9VX2)

113 Great photo up top by Nurse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

The song behind the photo is for her today
Posted by: Doof


Yup, great photo! Happy Birthday!

And if it's time for off-the-wall birthday songs, here's some more.....

https://youtu.be/Sp6fTroDdRc
https://youtu.be/0TPKTfqB_2Y
https://youtu.be/cxlYTKaOhM8

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

114
Posted by: Joyenz

Thank you!


Any kitty rescue news?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)

115
@JamesBryantWX
Hurricane Isaias COULD impact games on Saturday, most notably Georgia at Alabama. Timing is everything. Does rain clear out by gametime or is it a true hurricane game? Both options are on the table. This system is moving quickly north on Saturday so the heavy rain/gusty winds only lasts for...
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Weather Network predicting, for the Georgia (hello Dawgs) Alabama game, winds 38 mph and gusting with light to heavy rain.
Game's on boys.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (+yTe/)

116 Splendid ONT tonight. I loved the state abbreviations. Many thanks as always!

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)

117 Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered.

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Check out the "drawing" part. The more enthusiastic officials would sometime set the exposed guts on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wpRMV)

118 Happy Birthday Nurse!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (BJzO2)

119 Ok, I'll be the one to say it. Notice anything missing from that "Father coming home" video? Has it been removed for content (omission) yet?

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

120 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)

121 ONT has arrived. On time, as always.
......

Good. We'd hate to have to dock your pay.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

122 I somehow FEEL like I've been whelmed 250 times now. Like Macular Degeneration, Arthuritis, and Cataracts, whelming moves slowly, but takes a steady toll.
Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)



Stopped in to visit a friend today. He had elbow surgery this morning. Showed me a cellphone pic of all the crap they took out: bunch of bone chips, and a big hunk of calcified bursa. Arm is all bandaged up, and he has limited movement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:03 PM (i9VX2)

123 >>>111
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail
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My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (+yTe/)

124 103 The State Abbrev. vid was likewise great fun. Zip codes and numbered area codes were likewise revolutionary. I was born in Brooklyn 20, New York. My phone # was GEdney 8-2066.

Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u

Charles Schulz named a character in Peanuts for his zip code. Also, the band Yes named their album 90125 for its UPC code.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (BLOE8)

125 120 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)

If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

126 Splendid ONT tonight. I loved the state abbreviations. Many thanks as always!
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)


Glad you were sufficiently whelmed!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

127 103 Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

*Note: Write in ballots suspected of being cast for Republican candidates will be dumped in a ravine.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (BLOE8)

128 I remember when ZIP codes came in, so presumably I remember the pre-ZIP days as well. I remember thinking ZIP codes were a great idea, as long as you knew them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (xqL5c)

129 Wow, everyone has a birthday today, including our youngest daughter. Love you, Bobo.

A Happy birthday to all the 10-6'ers amd everybody stay safe.

Posted by: sal at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (f+FmA)

130 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......
Posted by: Braenyard


I voted for that.

And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

131 That's all for me tonight! Thanks to all for the ONT and comments!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (Jr+re)

132 There are also two letter abbreviations for US territories and US armed forces...
Some are a bit less easier to remember than others, e.g. Micronesia is FM...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (l3cgK)

133 Putting ICE agents outside polling places is a great idea. Let’s deputize a bunch of temporary duty ICE agents with cell phones so we can cover every spot. Make sure you have enough ICE jackets to go around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (xqL5c)

134 I voted for that.

Posted by: mikeski

Makes one proud don't it!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (BJzO2)

135 I remember BZ (Before Zip)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I believe AOP owns a ZIP Van, powered by a Studebaker 170, of course.

Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

136 If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)


If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)

137 As long as you remember it’s the Federated States of Micronesia, FM makes perfect sense.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)

138 Thank you doooooof!

And all y’all for the well wishes. Y’all are the best.

And yes. I took that photo with my iPhone 11 just a few steps from my front door. JackStraw gets it.

Love where you live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (qI/6m)

139
"Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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The agents will be accompanied by ICE station zebras.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (Cqx++)

140 I voted for that.

And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.
Posted by: mikeski

AF is short of water...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (BJzO2)

141 You big state people are way too complicated.

Rhode Island is easy to contract. RI. Only state that starts with R.

One area code. 401

Not small. Exclusive.

Now I need to make an offering to Cthulhu so he doesn't eat you. We are always on guard not that you care. Ingrates.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

142 I believe AOP owns a ZIP Van, powered by a Studebaker 170, of course.
Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

Indeed I do. It is capable of movement, although woefully deficient in window glass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (i9VX2)

143 If, as Democrats claim is the case, illegal aliens never vote, polling places are the least likely venue for ICE to actually make any arrests.

Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (BLOE8)

144 137 As long as you remember it’s the Federated States of Micronesia, FM makes perfect sense.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)

True dat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)

145 Some are a bit less easier to remember than others, e.g. Micronesia is FM...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Now you're just pulling our legs. There's no such place, is there?

Posted by: Mayor Of Tiny Town at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (EdP2u)

146 136 If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)

That goes for almost anybody...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)

147 Any kitty rescue news?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)

Kitties are doing well. We may have to get the kitten snipped soon. He is extremely dominate and is starting to test the limits with our 20lb big boy, Shadow.

You can see pictures of the kitties in the updates here

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 11:15 PM (2F0/Y)

148 In my childhood, all Lubbock TX phone numbers were SW5-XXXX. The SWift-5 exchange was a mnemonic for 795-XXXX.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:17 PM (xqL5c)

149 Indeed I do. It is capable of movement, although woefully deficient in window glass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Aren't they all flat panels? Might not cost a lot to have some made. I replaced nearly all the glass in my 60 VW Bus, didn't cost a huge amount. Probably no repop market for the seals, like there is for the VW, though.

Posted by: I Can See Clearly Now at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (EdP2u)

150 133 Putting ICE agents outside polling places is a great idea. Let’s deputize a bunch of temporary duty ICE agents with cell phones so we can cover every spot. Make sure you have enough ICE jackets to go around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

Paddy wagons and checking IDs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (+yTe/)

151 Rhode Island is easy to contract. RI. Only state that starts with R.
Posted by: JackStraw


Minnesota's MN was probably chosen by process-of-elimination, since all the other letters get used by other states.

MI is Michigan.
ME is Maine.
MS is Mississippi.
MO is Missouri.
MT is Montana.
MA is Massachusetts.

No chance of mixing it up with Maryland's MD, I guess.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

152 If, as Democrats claim is the case, illegal aliens never vote, polling places are the least likely venue for ICE to actually make any arrests.

Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.
Posted by: tankdemon


Savage.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

153 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard

Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?

Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)

154 >>And yes. I took that photo with my iPhone 11 just a few steps from my front door. JackStraw gets it.

You win sunsets, birthday girl.

But we own sunrises.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:22 PM (viF8m)

155 Take care, COMM.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:22 PM (yEz+x)

156 Love where you live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (qI/6m)

********
Only some are this blessed, nurse.

We are incredibly lucky to live in the foothills...1mi from a rocky mountain range. Heaven. Thankful every morning for us ending up where we started 50yrs ago this month when we met.

We lived 1/4mi from the Atlantic and 1/4mi from the Intercoastal Waterway in FL for 20 years in a house we built and raised teens. Loved that, too. I miss the pool, not hurricanes, humidiy, snakes, gators or bugs. It was grand and our boys grew up from infancy on the beach.

Growing up we had 100 acres of forest from my bedroom window.

College years not so blessed with apts, but, man, did I have fun! Impoverished and still having fun. Seeing one roommate next week for lunch! Life is very good.

Happy Birthday again. Looks like Doof celebrated!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:24 PM (hzuYO)

157 RI's area code should be 411, because the state is Missing from most folk's consciousness.

Posted by: What Was That Thing We Just Drove Past? at October 06, 2026 11:24 PM (EdP2u)

158 153 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard

Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?

Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)

My wife always gave the mail carrier a Christmas gift. Mail carrier was a woman. Nice gal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:25 PM (l3cgK)

159 Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (BLOE

Speaking of the ICE man:

https://youtu.be/q4l1JFsXXeg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:26 PM (i9VX2)

160 I will give you sunrises and cherrystones and lobster.

I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:28 PM (yEz+x)

161 Aren't they all flat panels? Might not cost a lot to have some made. I replaced nearly all the glass in my 60 VW Bus, didn't cost a huge amount. Probably no repop market for the seals, like there is for the VW, though.
Posted by: I Can See Clearly Now at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (EdP2u)

Pretty sure the seals are generic. like used on buses and tractors, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:28 PM (i9VX2)

162 >>RI's area code should be 411, because the state is Missing from most folk's consciousness.

If only.

Best part of fall around here is tourists go home.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:29 PM (viF8m)

163
Best part of fall around here is tourists go home.
Posted by: JackStraw

Saw our first Montana plate of this season today. The flood starts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (NnhvP)

164 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......

I just sneak mine in the Out Of Town slot so as to not piss anybody off.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (oq9dX)

165 Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 80.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)

166 153 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard

Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?
Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)

https://tinyurl.com/4hrju3k6

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (BLOE8)

167 CT State Rep update:

I had my debate with the far-left incumbent earlier tonight. I thought I did horribly, but I'm my own worst critic. The reviews I received from folks in the audience was completely different.

Weston CT is affluent, and very liberal, but I made my main argument more about shifting the tax burden from the town to the state, and it went over very well with that crowd. Turns out the state gets away with saying they don't raise State taxes by pushing their unfunded mandates onto our property taxes instead. Been going on for years, but our current Rep just makes excuses for it. Not as popular as she thinks it is.

Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (TBLM3)

168 >I will give you sunrises and cherrystones and lobster.

>>I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.

There are literally oysters farms practically in my front yard. There are something like 50 oyster farms in this tiny state. And I'll give you lobsters, we have way too many.

And we have tuna. Lots of it. And we make rum. And beer. And we pretty much invented piracy in the colonies. And we even grown our own cows.

I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

169
Some shots of this morning's occultation of Jupiter:
https://t.ly/QEl0I

And a cool timelapse:
https://t.ly/X1cN5

Note how overexposed that latter actually is. He had to do that to get Jupiter's moons in there. And that makes them look bigger. The points of light that are the moons are basically glare washing into the neighboring pixels.

There's a whole world of optics of telescopes and camera sensors and all that complexity in this stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

170
Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (TBLM3)
*****
Wishing you luck and to win! I'd vote illegally for you if I could find a way!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:40 PM (hzuYO)

171 eople are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Glad to hear!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (NnhvP)

172 >>Saw our first Montana plate of this season today. The flood starts.

The numbers have gone down substantially but there is still a big Navy presence here. Saw a New Mexico plate today. That was pretty cool.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)

173 151 Rhode Island is easy to contract. RI. Only state that starts with R.
Posted by: JackStraw

Minnesota's MN was probably chosen by process-of-elimination, since all the other letters get used by other states.

MI is Michigan.
ME is Maine.
MS is Mississippi.
MO is Missouri.
MT is Montana.
MA is Massachusetts.

No chance of mixing it up with Maryland's MD, I guess.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

https://youtu.be/bgmdnxtz3Bo

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (BLOE8)

174 Did I kill the thread?

Sorry, I didn't realize my last comment was loaded when I pulled the trigger.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:46 PM (BLOE8)

175 Just finished watching "Nine Days That Changed the World".

I guess I'll have to finish reading "Witness to Hope".

Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (rj6Yv)

176 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......

Did you go postal on them?

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)

177 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard

My asshole mailman shoved a carburetor for a harley into the mailbox, which is across the street and down a little with my neighbor's box, instead of just putting it on the porch. It said it was delivered. I'm thinking great, because one time the asshole laid the package at the base of the mailbox in the dirt where anybody could have just snatched it. I run out to the mailbox, which is 200 feet from my door, and I don't see it on the ground. Well, it was in the mailbox, and he crushed the box it was delivered in so he could press fit the whole thing into the mailbox. One time he must have left the door of the mailbox open and probably caught it with his geek jeep when he drove away, because it was torn off and laying in the dirt. When I first moved there I asked him one time why all the mailboxes are across the street. He says "so they don't have to drive up and down the street." You know what he does when he gets to my house, the last house on his route? He does a K turn in my neighbor's driveway across the street and then heads back down the street from where he came. They blow too much to suk

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2026 11:48 PM (vzuC7)

178 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard

Did you go postal on them?
Posted by: wth


* Hands out "Help Stamp Out Postage" protest signs *

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (VHUov)

179 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

180 My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......

Did you go postal on them?

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)
-

You want him to push the envelope?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (Qafxx)

181 Did you go postal on them?
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)

I laughed.

Okay, I only chortled a bit, but still, it was an audible reaction.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (BLOE8)

182 150 133 Putting ICE agents outside polling places is a great idea. Let’s deputize a bunch of temporary duty ICE agents with cell phones so we can cover every spot. Make sure you have enough ICE jackets to go around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
---

Paddy wagons and checking IDs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (+yTe/)

Handing out ice cold bottles of water to people who've already voted.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)

183 174 Did I kill the thread?

Sorry, I didn't realize my last comment was loaded when I pulled the trigger.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:46 PM (BLOE
********
You didn't kill it, I, the invisible ChristyB, did.

Hello and nite nite.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:51 PM (hzuYO)

184 If Piper's still around, she could use my hat photo from yesterday if she needs ideas.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:51 PM (qx7Zg)

185 And we have tuna. Lots of it. And we make rum. And beer. And we pretty much invented piracy in the colonies. And we even grown our own cows.

I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.
Posted by: JackStraw


Youd not have beer wothout hops. Our apples, cherries and wheat kick it. And our wineries are far superior. Do you even grow grapes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:52 PM (yEz+x)

186 Can you believe this is the 250th ONT from Doof Enterprises, LLC? We might just be starting to almost sorta kinda getting the hang of this job.
=======

We'll let you know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:54 PM (RIvkX)

187 165 Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 80.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)

Congrats to your Mom!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)

188 >>>
Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
--

What can we do?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:55 PM (+yTe/)

189 Boy F. for years met me at the door when I got home from work. He still often does.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

190 Just about had it with Amazon.

Every time I order chicken pellets and grain, they email me three days later asking for their feed back.

(That's what you get when you bring up chickens. This one might be better.)

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To order a beer at the bar

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:56 PM (qx7Zg)

191
That is indeed a great sunset picture.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

192 168 >I will give you sunrises and cherrystones and lobster.

>>I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.

There are literally oysters farms practically in my front yard. There are something like 50 oyster farms in this tiny state. And I'll give you lobsters, we have way too many.

And we have tuna. Lots of it. And we make rum. And beer. And we pretty much invented piracy in the colonies. And we even grown our own cows.

I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)

I'm in Kalifornia...it's its own form of punishment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:57 PM (l3cgK)

193 >>Youd not have beer wothout hops. Our apples, cherries and wheat kick it. And our wineries are far superior. Do you even grow grapes?

Dudette, my favorite little micro brewery is about 10 minutes from me. It is literally on the grounds of a hops farm.

https://www.tiltedbarnbrewery.com

And yea, we have an assload of grapes and wineries around here.

We also are the sailing capital of the US. Pretty much the world.

You aren't going to win this. You should just surrender and come visit. I'll buy you the best lobster roll you've ever had. 2nd place is nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:02 AM (viF8m)

194 Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (TBLM3)
=====
I certainly hope you can do something about the outrageous greens fees around here. You've got my vote.

You are uhh... European, right?

Posted by: Susan Cuthbertson-Klein from Groton, CT at October 07, 2026 12:10 AM (RIvkX)

195 Save the Date!

Acting Secretary of the Army
@SecArmy
The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:16 AM (RIvkX)

196 The last 100 years of tall ship masts are from here. Our trees are stronger and straighter.

And the trees are fun to ski downhill. Mountains? Y’all don’t thrill me with your little hills.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 12:17 AM (yYecZ)

197 Another day draws to a close. It's not an AI drawing.

Oh, sorry, Mr President. I meant SI. Silly Intelligence.

Let's hope tomorrow is relatively uneventful. Because events aren't good ones often enough.

We got to see this one live:
https://youtu.be/ToReX88lzkk

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - 1988 was a while back at October 07, 2026 12:18 AM (1BE2o)

198 I thought it was only midnight

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 12:20 AM (Ia/+0)

199 I wonder if Mossad managed to gets all the new cell phones, with the beautiful IRGC logo, to all of the IRGC commanders in Iran on time.

Those would be a bigger hit than the Hezbollah? beepers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 12:21 AM (qx7Zg)

200 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:16 AM (RIvkX)

Put it on national TV; all the networks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:22 AM (i9VX2)

201 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:16 AM (RIvkX)

Why December? We've waited long enough. Should do it tomorrow.

Posted by: Joyenz at October 07, 2026 12:23 AM (2F0/Y)

202 I left a pizza bone on the plate. Cat took it, and ate half of it. She like people food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:24 AM (i9VX2)

203 Why December? We've waited long enough. Should do it tomorrow.
Posted by: Joyenz at October 07, 2026 12:23 AM (2F0/Y)

I think the law requires a minimum of X days after the President signs off on the deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:25 AM (i9VX2)

204 Nidal Hasan. Blindfold? Cigarette? Hookah?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

205 Why did we need the two-letter abbreviations?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (IUcfu)

206 Nidal Hasan. Blindfold? Cigarette? Hookah?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

An exploding cigar would be Chef's Kiss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (i9VX2)

207 Nidal Hasan. Blindfold? Cigarette? Hookah?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------

Hood? I mean, it's Ft Hood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (XeU6L)

208 I think the law requires a minimum of X days after the President signs off on the deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:25 AM (i9VX2)

I'm just really tired of delays in justice and not just with his case. It's extremely frustrating and gives bad actors time to mess around and get the death penalty removed.

Posted by: Joyenz at October 07, 2026 12:28 AM (2F0/Y)

209 Why did we need the two-letter abbreviations?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (IUcfu)

Makes automated sorting easier, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:29 AM (i9VX2)

210 I think the law requires a minimum of X days after the President signs off on the deal.
****

60 days from the order. If one of the current flag officers objected to the execution, the Commander in Chief would probably arrange a forced retirement.

Posted by: clarence at October 07, 2026 12:30 AM (bAg1X)

211 Somewhere I have a PDF of the 1948(?) US Army field manual for executions, signed off by General Eisenhower. It has useful information, such as the proper way to tie a hangman's knot, appropriate rope sizes, and a drop length table based on the condemned's weight.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 07, 2026 12:30 AM (kZXPY)

212 >>The last 100 years of tall ship masts are from here. Our trees are stronger and straighter.

Crazy but true story.

The Navy has its own forrest. And it's in Indiana. Far from where the tall ships live. Which is here.

https://tinyurl.com/bpu99t9z

One of the best parts of Spring around here is when the new Coast Guard Academy cadets do their first cruise on the Eagle. Was a German ship until we kicked theirs ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:31 AM (viF8m)

213 205 Why did we need the two-letter abbreviations?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (IUcfu)

Because a one letter abbreviation didn't work...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:31 AM (l3cgK)

214 An exploding cigar would be Chef's Kiss.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
Cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/P2U4R

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:31 AM (XeU6L)

215 Hood? I mean, it's Ft Hood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (XeU6L)

What they should do is haul him to Hawaii, and use a trebuchet to pitch him into the lava lake on Mt. Kilauea. Instant death, and no body to bury or cremate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:32 AM (i9VX2)

216 The Navy has its own forrest. And it's in Indiana. Far from where the tall ships live. Which is here.
----

And, the Naval Research Center, Indy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:33 AM (XeU6L)

217 And now, for something different:

Rockwell Retro Encabulator

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 07, 2026 12:39 AM (qx7Zg)

218 The Navy has its own forrest. And it's in Indiana. Far from where the tall ships live. Which is here.
----

And, the Naval Research Center, Indy.


Then there's the USS Desert Ship. An odd looking vessel, to say the least.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 07, 2026 12:39 AM (+9wcF)

219 >>And, the Naval Research Center, Indy.

How 'bout that?

We might have to bump Seattle down to 3rd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:41 AM (viF8m)

220 And now, for something different:

Rockwell Retro Encabulator
-------

They neglect to mention that many of the components are fabricated from unobtanium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:43 AM (XeU6L)

221 Great Sunset Pic, Nurse!

From YOUR Beach.

IYKYK. And I do.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at October 07, 2026 12:44 AM (hnn8u)

222 Well, getting on for 11:00 here, and I about about done for the night. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:44 AM (i9VX2)

223 Nurse R's water looks cold.
Posted by: From about That Time
-----
Oh, yeah.


Water on the Pacific beaches of the US west coast is cold. The Japanese Current is clockwise, bringing warm water up.from the tropics past Japan, keeping their islands warmer than they would otherwise be, then circling through the Arctic, bring cold water down along WA, OR, and CA. Even as far south as Long Beach, the water is cooler than you would expect. The only beaches I ever felt had comfortable water were south of Pendleton.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2026 12:45 AM (nZyEw)

224 Although Brandy was a fine girl.

https://tinyurl.com/yn855asu

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:46 AM (viF8m)

225 I left a pizza bone on the plate. Cat took it, and ate half of it. She like people food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Either that or they just like messing with people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 12:50 AM (nEUC6)

226 IYKYK. And I do.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle


Williwa says hello.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 12:52 AM (eZjK1)

227 They neglect to mention that many of the components are fabricated from unobtanium.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


There are no amulite mines near you?

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 12:54 AM (VHUov)

228 I saw him recently! They stopped by our Idaho home, after some time near Salmon.

He's as beautiful as ever.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at October 07, 2026 12:55 AM (hnn8u)

229 Have a Blessed Birthday, Nurse!

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at October 07, 2026 12:58 AM (hnn8u)

230
There is no dark side of the world, really.
Matter of fact, it's all chinesium.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 12:58 AM (ucEUz)

231 One of the most useless covers of all time was John Melloncamp doing Wild Night in the same way but the band not sounding as good and not being as good a singer as Van Morrison. I am not the biggest general fan of all Van's work but he was as good as anyone ever was on a few songs.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 07, 2026 01:00 AM (3/XaG)

232 Williwa says hello.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 12:52 AM (eZjK1)

I went and paid Dominos. It wasn't their fault they had an equipment failure. I told the kid they're a business in Ontario.

I hope your birthday was happy.
Happyish...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 01:01 AM (Sco7b)

233
It will be good for America to execute Major Hasan.

Puisse-t-il servir d'exemple aux autres.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 01:08 AM (ucEUz)

234 Beautiful day today. I mowed two yards and got out of the computer room.

My computer script is now running and will take 5 hours. I'm bringing Ralphy upstairs. Sleep day.

All of you have an incredible tomorrow today.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 01:16 AM (Sco7b)

235 >>There is no dark side of the world, really.

Ever been to Papua, New Guinea?

You might change your mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:17 AM (viF8m)

236 ace posted this the other day, Oct 5, I think.

From the site:
714,720 views Oct 4, 2026
U.S. Marine Raider Special Operators hit the Mexican Cartels Sicarios, and a growing fight is now happening across Latin America. Today We investigate reported raids in Ecuador, CJNG’s expanding networks, and the American military footprint stretching from El Salvador to the Caribbean.

From Marine Raiders and Green Berets to Reaper drones and alleged CIA operations, this is how the fight against cartels is crossing national borders and what that could mean for the region.
----

I didn't know and have not seen another post on it.
Astounding.

https://tinyurl.com/4x3nsc4c

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:26 AM (+yTe/)

237
One of the most useless covers of all time was John Melloncamp doing Wild Night in the same way but the band not sounding as good and not being as good a singer as Van Morrison.


I particularly like the cover of Wild Night by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas that I was heard in the soundtrack for "Thelma and Louise".

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIcS-xMa5g

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 01:29 AM (ucEUz)

238
We've arrived at the third anniversary of the surprise Hamas terrorist attacks on Israel. How the rubble has bounced in that pound for rabid humans called Gaza since then.

Palestinian "genocide", my ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 01:36 AM (ucEUz)

239 67 Did Nurse really take that pic or is that AI's rendition of the Strait of Juan de Fuca?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)

Alki beach is beautiful, in nearly any weather and light. She lives in the best place I can imagine, if it weren't for AK.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 01:50 AM (zEI9w)

240 238
We've arrived at the third anniversary of the surprise Hamas terrorist attacks on Israel. How the rubble has bounced in that pound for rabid humans called Gaza since then.
---

Think someone will receive an October surprise?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:58 AM (+yTe/)

241
Think someone will receive an October surprise?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Dunno. I would not be surprised by a slew of Pali acts of defiance.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 02:01 AM (ucEUz)

242
...and, out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 07, 2026 02:02 AM (ucEUz)

243 The only beaches I ever felt had comfortable water were south of Pendleton.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2026 12:45 AM (nZyEw)

The Japanese current is the only reason Anchorage has an open water port all winter. I'm for it. I really am.

Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 02:02 AM (zEI9w)

244 I have several shells I collected at Alki Beach when I was a small person, probably about 60 years ago. I keep them in a little display cabinet on my desk, because they remind me of a wonderful trip to Seattle when I was young, and because they are really cool. Going to the beach was free, so I expect my cheapskate parents encouraged it, but as a 6 year old, it was totally cool. Back then, Seattle was mostly just an extension of Alaska anyway. If you went anywhere, you went through Seattle.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 02:05 AM (zEI9w)

245 Charles Schulz named a character in Peanuts for his zip code. Also, the band Yes named their album 90125 for its UPC code.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (BLOE

I always thought it was for the catalog number, not the UPC.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:06 AM (XUHiS)

246
Put it on national TV; all the networks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:22 AM (i9VX2)

PPV

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:08 AM (XUHiS)

247 No chance of mixing it up with Maryland's MD, I guess.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

https://youtu.be/bgmdnxtz3Bo
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (BLOE

Funny how people forget AK is Alaska and AR is Arkansas.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:10 AM (XUHiS)

248 Only two state names begin with two consonants.

Florida and Rhode Island.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:10 AM (XUHiS)

249 Happy Birthday to nurse, ad multos annos.

COMM, prayers up for your safety.

Sweet dreams Horde, I caught up with comments and need to go to sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 07, 2026 02:12 AM (ibDUx)

250 Can you believe this is the 250th ONT from Doof Enterprises, LLC? We might just be starting to almost sorta kinda getting the hang of this job.

YAY!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:13 AM (odBC9)

251 Elon is my favorite African American and will someday be recognized for saving free speech in America. He's a genuine hero.

This planet is mostly covered by water. And we've explored almost none of below the surface. I wish he'd our a 10th of what he's spending to go Mars into learning more about the deep ocean. There's some crazy shit down there.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 02:16 AM (viF8m)

252 There is an update to the story about United Airlines' Jihadi wannabee pilot:

https://tinyurl.com/2zrjt56f

Not enough. Fire him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:19 AM (x8PQF)

253 Think someone will receive an October surprise?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:58 AM (+yTe/)
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Eyes wide open.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:20 AM (x8PQF)

254 250 Can you believe this is the 250th ONT from Doof Enterprises, LLC? We might just be starting to almost sorta kinda getting the hang of this job.

YAY!
Posted by: m


ISWYDT. * golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at October 07, 2026 02:21 AM (VHUov)

255 FWIW, Jack Posobiec says that Tom Cruise's movie, Digger, is NOT a leftist film.

YMMV.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:22 AM (x8PQF)

256 Elon is my favorite African American and will someday be recognized for saving free speech in America. He's a genuine hero.

This planet is mostly covered by water. And we've explored almost none of below the surface. I wish he'd our a 10th of what he's spending to go Mars into learning more about the deep ocean. There's some crazy shit down there.
Posted by: JackStraw


Space is easy. Your vessel only has to deal with a pressure differential of 1 ATM.

Every 33 feet you dive into the ocean, you need to deal with another 1 ATM of pressure.

Posted by: mikeski cracks under pressure at October 07, 2026 02:23 AM (VHUov)

257 252 There is an update to the story about United Airlines' Jihadi wannabee pilot:

https://tinyurl.com/2zrjt56f

Not enough. Fire him.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:19 AM (x8PQF)

Why don't we believe them when they say they want us dead?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 02:24 AM (zEI9w)

258 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

or in the words of my Dad: "stop it or I'll give you something to cry about!"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2026 02:25 AM (y7zkd)

259 And another Clancy copycat!

https://tinyurl.com/4j5n37cy

Just pack them all in the same firing squad event as Nidel Hasan!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:25 AM (x8PQF)

260 Every 33 feet you dive into the ocean, you need to deal with another 1 ATM of pressure.
Posted by: mikeski cracks under pressure at October 07, 2026 02:23 AM (VHUov)

I don't, but I guess somebody might.

I love the beach, but you can keep the depths to yourself. Look at what it does to fish? They get blobby and just plain weird down there. I'm not gonna go. Feel free.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 02:26 AM (zEI9w)

261 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

or in the words of my Dad: "stop it or I'll give you something to cry about!"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at October 07, 2026 02:25 AM (y7zkd)
-

"Earache, my eye! How about a butt-ache?!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:27 AM (x8PQF)

262 Space is easy. Your vessel only has to deal with a pressure differential of 1 ATM.

Every 33 feet you dive into the ocean, you need to deal with another 1 ATM of pressure.

Posted by: mikeski cracks under pressure at October 07, 2026 02:23 AM (VHUov)
-

Folks, let than sink in.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 07, 2026 02:27 AM (x8PQF)

263 You wanna kill your kids? Give them to me. You will be free, and I will raise your kids to be decent members of society. You want to stab your kids? Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 02:30 AM (zEI9w)

264 255 FWIW, Jack Posobiec says that Tom Cruise's movie, Digger, is NOT a leftist film.

YMMV.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,



You know, I think I'll just not go see it anyway. Saves time and money. Thanks anyway, Jack.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 02:33 AM (sAmhv)

265 151 Minnesota's MN was probably chosen by process-of-elimination, since all the other letters get used by other states.

MI is Michigan.
ME is Maine.
MS is Mississippi.
MO is Missouri.
MT is Montana.
MA is Massachusetts.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

super cool

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:33 AM (odBC9)

266 Remember when YouTube wasnt corporate/government schlock? I do. This video from 20 yrs ago was my tiny (at the time) daughter's favorites. Daughter is finishing college next year. Seems a lifetime ago. You'd find lots of cool fun stuff n early YT like this one. A sheep farm back in my birth state of Michigan. Hope it brings a smile to someone out there.

https://tinyurl.com/3y996pvk

Posted by: Enzo at October 07, 2026 02:48 AM (hyQrc)

267 247 people forget AK is Alaska and AR is Arkansas
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:10 AM (XUHiS)

I read AK as both. Sad. I'll work on that.
Sorry, tcn in AK.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:52 AM (odBC9)

268 Before it's all divvied up, I volunteer to do my part and in investigate/search the entire sea bottom from the shore of Lanikai Beach, HI out to the Rabbit Islands. Taken.

Posted by: Enzo at October 07, 2026 02:56 AM (hyQrc)

269 https://tinyurl.com/nv6rzsdz

Baby Walrus!!! Squee!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:02 AM (GYqb1)

270 267 247 people forget AK is Alaska and AR is Arkansas
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:10 AM (XUHiS)

I read AK as both. Sad. I'll work on that.
Sorry, tcn in AK.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:52 AM (odBC9)

Not quite so funny when USPS sends all your stuff to Arkansas and then can't find it when you have been waiting for delivery when these are the people who MADE THE DAMNED DESIGNATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. Probably enough shouting, but for Pete's sake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:06 AM (GYqb1)

271 15 minutes until alarm, not sure why I got back in bed

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 03:16 AM (Ia/+0)

272 Orders from Vancouver go to CA customs and get lost.
Orders from Winnipeg go to Midwest customs and arrive on time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 03:16 AM (UsddL)

273 AOC the LIB 2028 presumtive nominee:
AOC paid pro-Palestinian activist who fundraised for camps with terrorism ties while wearing periwinkle Remain Sinwar camisole and FreeGaza hotpants -- because they didn't fit Boebert.

According to her FEC disclosures, she gave $375 to Naurin Islam, the deputy director of Sapna NYC, in early June.

Islam had previously engaged in online pro-Palestinian activism and fundraising efforts directed toward refugee camps, and that these specific camps or regions have been viewed by Israeli or security authorities as having militant or Hamas strongholds.

Confront AOC on this on 0ct7/Rocktoverfest and watch her want-to-but-fail to transform into She-hulk with quivering rage; not even Psycho/Gavin want's to be seen with this chick any more, while the rhythemless Rama Suicide Squad can't take their eyes off of her.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 07, 2026 03:30 AM (WHi8Q)

274 Save the Date!

Acting Secretary of the Army
@SecArmy
The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:16 AM (RIvkX)


They should stand him in front of an artillery piece like they do in N Korea. Vaporize the piece of shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 03:36 AM (vzuC7)

275
Obama Center takes heat as critics cry foul over ID rules for free entry — while Dems blast voter ID laws

“It is designed to tell the story of our collective power" OBAMA/Library'26, the library itself topped by what can only be described as a BorgCube.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 07, 2026 03:38 AM (KsPAG)

276 270 267 247 people forget AK is Alaska and AR is Arkansas
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 07, 2026 02:10 AM (XUHiS)

I read AK as both. Sad. I'll work on that.
Sorry, tcn in AK.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 02:52 AM (odBC9)

Not quite so funny when USPS sends all your stuff to Arkansas and then can't find it when you have been waiting for delivery when these are the people who MADE THE DAMNED DESIGNATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. Probably enough shouting, but for Pete's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 03:06 AM (GYqb1)

It's not funny at all. I'm sorry!
You'd think that people who are employed in mail delivery would have a cheat sheet and lots of post-it reminders on various surfaces. And, like, highlight all examples of AK in one color and AR in another.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:39 AM (odBC9)

277 Shoulda maybe been a three-letter postal code instead of two.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:41 AM (odBC9)

278 Like, AK is blue-highlighted because it gets Kool there.

And AR is red-highlighted.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:43 AM (odBC9)

279 Nidal Hasan. Blindfold? Cigarette? Hookah?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

An exploding cigar would be Chef's Kiss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:27 AM (i9VX2)

In a perfect world they would hammer a grenade in his ass with a 2lb sledge hammer and Pinochet his silly ass for a spectacular air burst.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 03:44 AM (vzuC7)

280 Making ham, egg and cheese on English muffin

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 03:51 AM (Ia/+0)

281 271 15 minutes until alarm, not sure why I got back in bed
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 03:16 AM (Ia/+0)

Horizontal is good.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:54 AM (odBC9)

282 281 271 15 minutes until alarm, not sure why I got back in bed
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 03:16 AM (Ia/+0)

Horizontal is good.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:54 AM (odBC9)

Well, not when you're making ham, egg and cheese on English muffin.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 03:55 AM (odBC9)

283 Why not just spell out the state if you don't know the initials?
Or look it up. But I admit the Postal Service is not too bright.

Posted by: Case at October 07, 2026 03:56 AM (ROPCF)

284 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

285 RE: USPS. Kenai is approximately a 20 minute flight from Anchorage. My mom routinely sent mail from Anchorage to Kenai, to the satellite office there. Sometimes it made it, and sometimes it did not.

She finally decided screw this, and went to the airport to put it on the commuter flight directly, so that it could make it to Kenai and not get lost.

Somewhere, there is a shitload of old mail from Anchorage to Kenai, and no reason at all why it didn't arrive.

I wouldn't trust the USPS to deliver on a one car funeral.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 04:02 AM (GYqb1)

286 27 days till election day. Dump desperate maybe natalie can relieve his tension.

Posted by: raimondo at October 07, 2026 04:06 AM (ySlnj)

287 256 Space is easy.
Posted by: mikeski cracks under pressure at October 07, 2026 02:23 AM (VHUov)

Space GIRLS are easy.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 04:12 AM (odBC9)

288 Well, this got weird.

@nypost 5m
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-bodyguard demands she pays his bond a month after trashing her home

"Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-boyfriend turned lover called on her to pay his jail bond – despite allegedly threatening to “take down” the former lawmaker, a month on from trashing her home where he caused more than $200,000 worth of damage."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 04:33 AM (nEUC6)

289 Someone needs to justify choosing PA for Pennsylvania when there are no other state names that start with P. Why not just PE?

Posted by: Ken at October 07, 2026 11:48 AM (vxSYT)

Tuesday Cafe

chongqing.jpg
Chongqing, China
(on the Yangtze)
by: by.harper

Some people crush other people's heads. Other people use their forced-perspective hands more constructively.

Holy crap this woman runs her mouth, amirite

Baby and cat bond over a mutual love affair with napping.

In a historic first, dogs and mailmen end previous hostilities and agree to "a new spirit of amity and cooperation."

You (the dumb one): Giant moth larvae are so cute!

Me (the smart one): No they're not, they're weird and gross you dum-dum.

Light show at a Prague church.

A giant lantern in Sri Lanka. Standard Reference Humans have been inserted for scale at 0:30.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

Rescuing a baby elephant trapped in deep mud. I think at the end he is reunited with his mother, who has been tranquilized so she doesn't freak out and go Mrs. Dumbo on the rescuers.


Mini pony is stuck at the edge of a giant precipice.

If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security.

Bringing food for a stray mama dog's puppies.

But is it art?

Owl couple care for their eggs.

A little forced perspective turns this into a real Movie Poster shot. Scan through all three photos to see how they posed this and what it turned into:






Exploding meteor over Acapulco:





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (OFFIZ)

2 Hello

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

3 Ha! ‘Sup, Ace?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (OFFIZ)

4 Evening Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (NnhvP)

5 Willowed: She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

6 Nooded..

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (OFFIZ)

7 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)

8 You know what fuck this shit.

How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:34 PM (aKiSo)

9 Dodgers 3-0, top of the fifth.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

10 Erik Schmitt creates mesmerizing videos where he cleverly uses perspective and editing to give the illusion of moving cars with just a swipe of his hand.

I'm sorry but this is retarded, and not particularly well executed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

11 I'm sorry but this is retarded, and not particularly well executed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

Damn, you just gave me a flashback to middle school English class.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:37 PM (aKiSo)

12 That top pic looks like it was taken straight out of the video game Hitman: World of Assassination.

One of the missions in the Hitman 3 scenarios takes place in a locale that looks just like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (FZ29D)

13 Damn, you just gave me a flashback to middle school English class.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:37 PM (aKiSo)


Was it a John Steinbeck novel, or the essay they made you write about it?

Posted by: The Red Pony sucked at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (sDWtc)

14 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

15 I've got some great elephant photos I would send ace but he never opens his emails.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (viF8m)

16 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)
----
Greetings!

Posted by: Agent 47 at October 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FZ29D)

17
*sees Café has been burned down by "students"*

*heads for McDonald's down street*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:40 PM (eRlcH)

18
Kraut spook August Hanning worked for the Israelis?

Tucker will have all the details and implications by tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

19
Is that Mattress Girl in the foreground?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:42 PM (eRlcH)

20 If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security.

"Me? Simba was supposed to get that bacon!"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (sDWtc)

21

I love Autumn. The trees are gorgeous.

There must be wildlife moving to town already. Dogs all over town have been barking a lot today.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)

22 I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.
-----

Not only was she *vile* and immoral, she's just *clueless* about so many things as well. The thing about her "damn emails" was not only recklessly illegal and worth 20+ years in a Federal prison...it was a *stupid* move on her part because it opened her (what she viewed, incorrectly, as) "private world" to any third-rate hack with computer skills. I guarantee the Chineese and the Russians laughed their asses off at some of the stuff they read from "her" email system, but it wouldn't shock me if some college kid with ambition wasn't reading them too!

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (TN0g+)

23 Shaka, when the Great Wall fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (nDXEV)

24 I could have been first but I was crushing heads.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

25 Don't meteors usually travel faster than that?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (4NO2D)

26 It might be photography but can't tell what its supposed to be

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Ching and Chong's "Up in Smoke" was pretty funny, ya gotta admit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:47 PM (nDXEV)

28 If a meteor, shouldn't it be making a tital wave?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

29
Charles McCarry's Lucky Bastard uses Bill and Hill as models.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (eRlcH)

30 Goal!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)

31 toby thats what I am getting at

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

32 A/C isn't running, furnace not running. Nice time of year.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:49 PM (BAWkL)

33 I think it's a burning ultralight aircraft.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:49 PM (4NO2D)

34 If your like astronomy a few good YouTube videos series. I like Astrum. He has videos of planets, moones and way out thete stuff.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

35
Youngest child's birthday is today. She is now 45 y/o.

Hubby and I are old, lol.

Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:51 PM (/QHx4)

36 Could be a flaming drone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:53 PM (BAWkL)

38
So true Mr Aspirin Factory, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:54 PM (/QHx4)

39 Heh. Apparently Chuck Schumer just said something like "our ultimate goal is to make all illegal aliens citizens" or words to that effect.

..... what a jackass.

A) That isn't your goal at all, it's just box-wine slop to fuel the RAWFL stomps.
B) Do you even think that's *their* goal? They already have all the benefits of citizenship, with none of the drawbacks. All the rights, none of the responsibilities. Who in hell is here, in the flesh, illegally, who dearly wishes they could only give away half their paycheck before they even get it, and then give away the other half to pay for all the taxes on their house and their car and their dog and their own damn head, just to get told to fuck off when they go to the hospital with their "Actual" "Insurance" that covers literally nothing anymore?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:56 PM (aKiSo)

40 The lions reacting in the "They couldn't believe the audacity" captioned X post of the warthog going by is the exact same reaction Commentators here have to some rando troll coming in and dissing Ace's strong, straight, and sturdy shelving.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

41
Where does the time go?


Thataway

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)

42 Where does the time go?

Who can catch the smoke of the dead wood burning or has seen the lost years from the dark sea returning.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (4NO2D)

43
Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons

Yo the memories.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NnhvP)

44 Some people crush other people's heads.

All, the classics!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (iIyc0)

45 40 The lions reacting in the "They couldn't believe the audacity" captioned X post of the warthog going by is the exact same reaction Commentators here have to some rando troll coming in and dissing Ace's strong, straight, and sturdy shelving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

"Should we go after them?"

"Nah, let's wait and see where this goes...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (aKiSo)

46 If your like astronomy . . .

Scientists might have discovered a "slow-moving object in our Solar System" that could be the fabled Planet X

https://tinyurl.com/ywxj6yru

-
Planet X? Musk bought it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

47 Ahhh, not all.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 07:59 PM (iIyc0)

48 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM


Be careful. That Han Solo fellow shoots first.

Posted by: zombie Greedo at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

49 How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:34 PM (aKiSo)


I'm going with the old-school American spelling/pronunciation:

Chungking.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (iIyc0)

50 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Chungking.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (iIyc0)

IT IS CURRENTLY OCTOBER AND THAT'S THE THING YOU DO WITH PUMPKINS IN OCTOBER

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (aKiSo)

52 ***stuck at the edge of a giant precipice.
---

When stuck at the edge of a giant precipice don't be shy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (+yTe/)

53 "If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security"

Penguins often use this technique. In some cases they can put on a very good show and infiltrate award ceremonies and other such black tie events, but the mephitic miasma surrounding the uninvited guests soon reveals their presence, and results in their subsequent ejection from the gathering before they can do too much damage to the punch.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (MWfyi)

54

I am praying that tomorrow will be peaceful. I am sure Israel is on high alert.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

55 I've been working on a job site that has strict safety rules, but also strict security to go in and out of the building, so we've all been joking that it's the one place on earth where the "high viz and a clipboard" rule is inverted.

You walk in with no hi viz to this place's security gate, and hoo nelly you had damn well better be someone important.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:04 PM (aKiSo)

56 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It's like there is a secret competition out there: Who can come up with the most awful music to play in the background of their video.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2026 08:04 PM (syz1S)

57 Planet X? Musk bought it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
----
He built it.

It's just a coincidence it resembles a "moon" from a certain space fantasy franchise.

Ignore the giant disc on the surface that resembles a superlaser.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (FZ29D)

58 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It will drown and feed the catfish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (BAWkL)

59 Someone posted earlier that Springsteen looks like a lesbian. I'd read earlier that Springsteen was suspected of using a lot of steroids when he bulked up in the early 80's and that the bill is coming due now. Makes sense.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:07 PM (l26NL)

60 I might pull a E-Type out of a lake and certainly a D-Type but anything after those why bother?

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi)

61 Ephelants

https://post___.cc/McbzGJ94

The babies are pretty damn cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (viF8m)

62 Ok, that explains Springsteen. But what about Chris Rock?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (iIyc0)

63 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It will drown and feed the catfish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (BAWkL)
---
And the circle of life is complete! *** cue music ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D)

64 Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasan.

Just tell them it's work place violence.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

65 25 Don't meteors usually travel faster than that?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (4NO2D)

__________________________

Not sure what that was. A meteor will have a smoke trail and, yes, be faster than that. A flare won't make that big of a wave (too light by the time it returns to the surface). That looked more like a Roman Candle type firework that was shot off and ignited upon return.

So, I'm thinking some kind of firework, or someone's disposable drone that had pyrotechnics attached.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)

66
Eva Marie Saint is mort at the age of 102.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (eRlcH)

67 64 Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasan.

Just tell them it's work place violence.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

Yeah, well I'm in a fit because the pansies won't live-stream it.

We can't always get what we want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (aKiSo)

68 Catfish do not normally eat cats but are not adverse to a little pussy.

Posted by: Catfish Facts at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

69 Well that was a fail.

That's better.

https://tinyurl.com/5he5nxes

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

70 "Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasa"

They should show their convictions and storm the place he is being held.

Posted by: Catfish Facts at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

71 Evenin’, All.

Slow night for a Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

72
lol, James crushed Benson in the Mi. gubernatorial debate tonight; she was making up numbers and got called on it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (Y8DZL)

73 From the DU echo chamber:

You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

Cheer the destruction of an American city. This should be the opening statement at every rally. The maga have shamed themselves beyond belief.


Cheering the destruction of an entire nation? That's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

74 You gotta watch to the end for the dog rescue video (not all heroes wear capes). Spoiler alert: the guy is practically dying of hypothermia and the dog is looking around like "what's the big deal?" I LOL'd for some reason.

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 08:15 PM (SwyyQ)

75
Bulg,

We were waiting for you to liven up the place.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4)

76
You gotta watch to the end for the dog rescue video (not all heroes wear capes). Spoiler alert: the guy is practically dying of hypothermia and the dog is looking around like "what's the big deal?" I LOL'd for some reason.
Posted by: Max Power

================

I can't watch the rescue videos. I know they all end happily, but I'm dying until they do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (mmrXZ)

77 To everything (Turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (Turn, turn, turn)

Tennessee Department Of Corrections Sends Christa Pike To Canadian Retirement Home To Be Successfully Executed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (ndZc7)

78 So, I'm thinking some kind of firework, or someone's disposable drone that had pyrotechnics attached.
Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)
----
Definitely looked like the remnant of a pyrotechnic device that flared at the end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (FZ29D)

79 >>You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

>>Cheer the destruction of an American city. This should be the opening statement at every rally. The maga have shamed themselves beyond belief.

I seem to remember the wife of a Democrat nominee for VP waxing poetic about her love of the smell of burning Minneapolis. The entire Democrat Party cheered the Summer of Love and the takeover of Chaz in Portland.

Leftists just say shit. Reality never factors into the equation.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

80 Someone posted earlier that Springsteen looks like a lesbian. I'd read earlier that Springsteen was suspected of using a lot of steroids when he bulked up in the early 80's and that the bill is coming due now. Makes sense.
Posted by: Blutarski

Rings true, given what we know about the "stars" of that era.


Posted by: Long time guy at October 06, 2026 08:19 PM (U8cTc)

81 *juggles handkerchiefs*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:19 PM (BAWkL)

82 75 OK, who wants to see my belly dance?

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

83 lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (sDWtc)

84 They literally don't understand what cathartic bitching is.

Of course no one *actually* wants to see an American city nuked, you useless dildos. We're laughing at the idea because those cities fucking suck and are full of dickheads like you, making life worse for everyone on Earth every single day.

But you assgoblins can't even fathom the concept of that kind of hyperbolic bitching, which means all the horrid rotten shit you *do* say every day all day is you truly and honestly wishing death and violence upon your imagined Enemies. Because you're a bunch of sick broken useless fucks.

We jeer at the idea of a city being nuked.

You cheer at the reality of a husband and father getting murdered in broad daylight. At women getting raped and abducted, babies being broken and murdered, for the crime of going to a music festival while being Of Tribe. At men getting railroaded for crimes they didn't commit because Vulva. At women going free after brutally murdering their own children because A Guy You Don't Like Is President For A Bit.

I have no time for these monsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:21 PM (aKiSo)

85 "who wants to see my belly dance?
Posted by: Bulg

I'm all out of dollar bills. I do have some Kroger coupons.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (MWfyi)

86 83 And Eva Marie Saint.

That’s a weird trio, I’ll grant you.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

87 How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NICKNAME IS IN JAPANESE.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

88
lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert
Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (sDWtc)

__________

Jeffrey Archer, yesterday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:23 PM (eRlcH)

89
It should be racist for calling white people names. But nóóooo.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:24 PM (/QHx4)

90 I PEED IN THE PUNCH!

Posted by: Penguin Pete, Channeling Newbomb Turk at October 06, 2026 08:24 PM (EdP2u)

91 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NICKNAME IS IN JAPANESE.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

Heh.

I may not be of any asian persuasion myself, but I do know that ain't nobody on earth can hate a chinaman more than a japanese dude can.

We're all like "lol you're short and your food is gross so we made our own food and called it your food", and then buy all our shit from them.

They built entire murder prisons that made Auschwitz look like an awkward dinner party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:26 PM (aKiSo)

92 Evenin'.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:27 PM (l3cgK)

93 68 Catfish do not normally eat cats but are not adverse to a little pussy.
Posted by: Catfish Facts

There are Wels Catfish in Europe that have eaten children. The record largest caught on a hook and line was 299 lbs. in the River Po in Italy.

Posted by: Flathead Frank at October 06, 2026 08:29 PM (EdP2u)

94 Denny Hastert was an example of both sides having dirt on the other.

Yet, only one side ever pulls the trigger.

Posted by: Long time guy at October 06, 2026 08:29 PM (U8cTc)

95 Just saw in the sidebar Sandy Eggo doing what it does now that a majority of the City Council are Libbies...

This got me in their definition of Islamophobia:
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a
group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society
...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic
institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."


BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

96

Venezuela's Cardón Oil Refinery, the country's second-largest, exploded and caught fire today.

The facility has reportedly halted operations, per Reuters.

https://t.ly/kv73a

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

97 BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

I want this law applied to every single mosque in California.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:32 PM (aKiSo)

98 This spring we traveled to Iceland and got to see the Northern Lights and the Milky Way. Found out that the best way to tell is use your phone because it looks like clouds and the phone camera picks it up first then when it gets dark you can see it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2026 08:32 PM (ubCxQ)

99
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

___________

What's false? Aren't these things they themselves say?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)

100 Last summer we rented an rv and stayed at Death Valley absolutely pitch black could see everything brought my telescope but didnt need it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ubCxQ)

101 Dopes like me bitching on the internet about how violent Islam is have got nothing on the average Imam in terms of calling Islam "violent".

Those motherfuckers are up there whatever godless day of the week it is, every week, pounding their filthy slippers on their podium about how their pussy little faggot congregation hasn't murdered nearly enough infidels this fiscal quarter to sate the bloodlust of their fake blood god.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:35 PM (aKiSo)

102 >BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

A 7th century death cult not compatible with democracy? The hell you say!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 06, 2026 08:35 PM (vr4To)

103 you can't dehumanize the inhuman.

you can't demonize the demonic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:36 PM (aKiSo)

104 99
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

___________

What's false? Aren't these things they themselves say?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)

By the definition of Islamophobia, they are false...just like Humpty Dumpty said of the meanings of words...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:36 PM (l3cgK)

105 >>"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."


All of this is literally in the Quran. They come right out and say we are going to either kill you or enslave you and make you live under islam. It's not a mystery. This is what they believe and openly practice.

Leftists should be forced to spend some time in Jordan or Egypt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

106 Repeal the “freedom of religion” part of the First Amendment and replace it with language that only permits peaceable religions.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

107 105 >>"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."


All of this is literally in the Quran. They come right out and say we are going to either kill you or enslave you and make you live under islam. It's not a mystery. This is what they believe and openly practice.

Leftists should be forced to spend some time in Jordan or Egypt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (l3cgK)

108 Bang!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:39 PM (viF8m)

109 106 Repeal the “freedom of religion” part of the First Amendment and replace it with language that only permits peaceable religions.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

Given the other rights in the first amendment, violent religious activity is NOT protected. I suppose I could worship the old Aztec gods as long as I don't start cutting the beating hearts out of people, but that's an essential part of that religion, is it not?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:40 PM (l3cgK)

110 Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (l3cgK)

If you took any random neighborhood of these fuckheads and just started seeding it at night with sporadic lawn signs saying "I Stand With Kazeristan" with some made up derka derka looking flag on it, within two weeks every shitwit on Xitter would somehow have a Kazeri flag on their damn profile bio and tell you you're an asshole for not supporting them in their plight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:42 PM (aKiSo)

111 Just pick some vaguely pan-arab colors and shit out a few polygons, it ain't difficult.

Slap a scimitar or an AK on there if you want to up the ante a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:44 PM (aKiSo)

112 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 >>Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...

Last time I was in Egypt I stayed in a really nice hotel in Heliopolis. Just a few blocks from the presidential palace so pretty nice neighborhood.

I got there in the middle of the afternoon so I thought I would take a walk and see the area. As I was leaving the hotel grounds an armed guard asked me where I was going. I told him I was just going to walk around the neighborhood. He told me that was a very bad idea.

He told me "the beards" hated average Egyptians like him. If they saw white bread me they would kill me. He was not joking. I stayed on the hotel grounds.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

114 From the DU echo chamber:

You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

Cheer the destruction of an American city.


They're really gonna go with that, are they? The stench of desperation has the penguins wishing they had opposable thumbs to hold their noses.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)

115 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

116 lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert

Denny was still alive? Huh.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 08:54 PM (vTZFs)

117 Why did Trump have to gaff in his speech?...

...can you imagine Kamala? She's about two years late. She said, "We have to --" Did you hear that? She said, "We have to make the election too big to rig." I said, "I can't believe she --" She stole my line.She stole a lot of things that didn't work out too well. But I want, I wanna see, I wanna see a tremendous victory. You wanna see a tremendous victory, because it verifies all the things we did. And again, remember, with the word, it's just artificial, it's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take, let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That's, this is a very small price to pay, and it's gonna be over very soon. It's essentially almost over with. And they might keep going a little long, you know? They always say they have a big threshold for pain. They need it, let me tell you. They need it. But it's gonna end very soon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:57 PM (l3cgK)

118 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has filed denaturalization cases against 40 individuals accused of various crimes, including sexual abuse of a minor and espionage for China.

[Two of them; spying for China] : Wei Jinchao, 26, ... working with an intelligence officer from Beijing, ... and Li Ping, [he should have stayed away from the precipice] ... Li sent information about Chinese dissidents, Falun Gong practitioners, pro-democracy advocates, and U.S.-based NGOs
_epochTimes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 08:58 PM (+yTe/)

119 >>>They can take out a city. Let them take, let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That's, this is a very small price to pay, and it's gonna be over very soon. It's essentially almost over with. And they might keep going a little long, you know? They always say they have a big threshold for pain. They need it, let me tell you. They need it. But it's gonna end very soon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

The gaff was forgetting San Francisco.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:01 PM (+yTe/)

120 I don't even see how that's a gaffe.

It's clearly mocking the idea. "Oh, sure, let them take out these major cities, so long as your precious fucking gas is fifty cents a gallon cheaper"

The price of gas is a tiny price to pay in exchange for putting the screws to one of the most volatile aggressor nations out there so that they DON'T have the ability to take out a city, so quit your damn bitching. You idiots had no problem with these prices with zero strategic benefit in exchange just because Spongebrain Shitpants couldn't find the rudder with both hands and a map, so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:02 PM (aKiSo)

121 From the Planet Fitness Bathroom assault:

189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (l26NL)


I vaguely recall that she was a Congressional staff lawyer for some Watergate investigative committee, and got herself fired for dishonesty. So, that tracks.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 09:03 PM (ke3zm)

122 Why should I cheer te destruction of American cities by Democrats? When they're up 200-0, I don't think they need a pep rally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2026 09:03 PM (BI5O2)

123 >>>He told me "the beards" hated average Egyptians like him. If they saw white bread me they would kill me. He was not joking. I stayed on the hotel grounds.

Posted by: JackStraw
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The beards, that's a start. We've got to start somewhere, get that ball rolling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:04 PM (+yTe/)

124 Trump's speech:

Transcript: https://tinyurl.com/bdhjxafw
Speech: https://youtu.be/wxAXhNF6PXo at around 15:00

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:05 PM (l3cgK)

125 >>>so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
--

Your take is better.
But, San Francisco, you know?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:06 PM (+yTe/)

126 It doesn't make any sense to read into that statement that he thinks Iran nuking a US city is "a very small price to pay". How is that a price? What do we get in exchange? What would even be the argument he's making if that's what he meant by that?

It's a willfully malicious misreading of a plain, obvious statement.

Trump may not glide from sentence to sentence very smoothly compared to a typical greasy word-vomit politician, but there's no ambiguity to what he's saying unless you intentionally cut the words apart and sew them back together like some kind of verbal human centipede.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:07 PM (aKiSo)

127 The price of gas is a tiny price to pay in exchange for putting the screws to one of the most volatile aggressor nations out there so that they DON'T have the ability to take out a city, so quit your damn bitching. You idiots had no problem with these prices with zero strategic benefit in exchange just because Spongebrain Shitpants couldn't find the rudder with both hands and a map, so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I remember the revolution and the hostages. I've wanted to settle those fuckers hash for 47 years.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 09:08 PM (l26NL)

128 The price of gas is a tiny price to pay in exchange for putting the screws to one of the most volatile aggressor nations out there so that they DON'T have the ability to take out a city, so quit your damn bitching. You idiots had no problem with these prices with zero strategic benefit in exchange just because Spongebrain Shitpants couldn't find the rudder with both hands and a map, so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:02 PM (aKiSo)

There are much better ways to say that, just like you wrote it right now. Indeed, I believe he meant as you said: The higher prices are better than losing cities to Iranian nukes. He shoulda said it like that and not leave so much context out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:08 PM (l3cgK)

129 The entire point of attacking Iran was their their expressed willingness and apparent ability to take out a US city.

So if Trump is somehow OK with them taking out a city....

Then what the fuck is all the fighting about?!?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:09 PM (aKiSo)

130
He told me "the beards" hated average Egyptians like him. If they saw white bread me they would kill me. He was not joking. I stayed on the hotel grounds.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

During Gulf War 1, I was returning to my post in Greece from a gulf country, and got diverted to Cairo. They were not expecting a diplomat, and apparently had a panic attack. They assigned me an armed guard who followed me everywhere, including the bathroom. I did not care for that, but since it was an automatic he was carrying, and I didn't know how trigger happy he was, I didn't make a fuss. They put me on the next plane to Greece, which was an east african carrier complete with goats, chickens and open bunsen burners. I haven't much cared for flying since then.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2026 09:10 PM (wLjpr)

131 I remember the revolution and the hostages. I've wanted to settle those fuckers hash for 47 years.
Posted by: Blutarski

I just remember Rushdie.

Posted by: should have assassinated every ayatollah at October 06, 2026 09:11 PM (sDWtc)

132
There are much better ways to say that, just like you wrote it right now. Indeed, I believe he meant as you said: The higher prices are better than losing cities to Iranian nukes. He shoulda said it like that and not leave so much context out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:08 PM (l3cgK)

His extemporaneous speaking has gotten a bit garbled of late. I think the stress of the last 10 years is getting to him.

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2026 09:11 PM (wLjpr)

133 Drumpf has Alzheimer's! Senile Orange Ogre will kill us all!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 09:11 PM (RiE77)

134 I remember the revolution and the hostages. I've wanted to settle those fuckers hash for 47 years.
Posted by: Blutarski

Amen

Posted by: moki at October 06, 2026 09:12 PM (wLjpr)

135 He shoulda
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:12 PM (+yTe/)

136 >>>
His extemporaneous speaking has gotten a bit garbled of late. I think the stress of the last 10 years is getting to him.

Posted by: moki
---

I think he's afraid to take a nap.
Just a little rest Mr. President, it's rejuvenating.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:14 PM (+yTe/)

137 >> I don't even see how that's a gaffe.

It wasn't. Anyone who has actually seen the video know leftists are lying. Again. This is just another version of the fine people hoax.

The difference is this one has already been debunked because we aren't being censored on social media any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:15 PM (viF8m)

138 All the way back to 2016, Trump has done that "thing" where he just assumes he's said enough of a sentence for everyone to get what he means, so he stops mid-word and goes to the next thought. This particular speech isn't even particularly egregious about it.

And I have never given a damn one way or the other.

Trump could recite an entire chapter from the Gospel of Matthew in flawless Koine and the motherfucking dirtbags who want us dead would find some way to bend it into a "gaffe".

I don't give any fucks anymore. Not one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:15 PM (aKiSo)

139 His extemporaneous speaking has gotten a bit garbled of late. I think the stress of the last 10 years is getting to him.

I don't think he should start reading from a script but I do think he can hurt himself by saying stuff out loud without at least trying to hear it in his own head first. I have stepped on my own... tongue (shall we say) that way a time or two.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 09:16 PM (vTZFs)

140 Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) introduced the Stop Citizenship Abuse and Misrepresentation Act (SCAM Act), which expands the denaturalization process for individuals who have committed certain crimes, according to a Jan. 19 statement from the lawmaker’s office.

, the SCAM Act targets people who have committed fraud against government programs, are associated with designated foreign terrorist organizations, or have committed an aggravated felony or espionage, according to the statement.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:17 PM (+yTe/)

141 I think he's afraid to take a nap.
Just a little rest Mr. President, it's rejuvenating.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:14 PM (+yTe/)

That's the main problem. He doesn't get enough rest, IMO.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 09:17 PM (RiE77)

142 Trump could take a literal vow of silence for a month and they'd still try to make up a "gaffe".

I'm so over the blatherings of our shithead media, there's nothing left for them but scorn and a hatred which is never enough hatred.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:18 PM (aKiSo)

143
Hubby and I voted for Trump.

Lately Hubby says sometimes Trump needs to shut the hell up.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 09:18 PM (/QHx4)

144 Another massive demonstration in France. This one near the Eiffel tower.

It's too late. Too late. I just can't believe Europe has done this to itself.

https://tinyurl.com/mtkd2yjc

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:21 PM (3ImbR)

145 I truly don't think Trump insults his opposition enough.

Not even being sarcastic. He still gives little jibes and jokes and snide remarks... cutesy name calling.... I don't hate it, but...

What else needs to happen, Mr. President, for you to unleash some actual damn capital-I Invective at these bastards?

They shot you in the head for the love of fuck, fire both barrels already, would ya?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:22 PM (aKiSo)

146 It's too late. Too late. I just can't believe Europe has done this to itself.

https://tinyurl.com/mtkd2yjc
Posted by: IrishEi

I read that in Carole King voice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 09:22 PM (RiE77)

147 The woman who wouldn't die is now awake and talking.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:24 PM (3ImbR)

148 Some of you guys are making something out of nothing.

Anyone who watches the video knows Trump was being sarcastic as he always does at his rallies. It's worked pretty damn well for him this far, he won the presidency 2, ok 3 times, while having the entire media against him and taking a bullet to the head.

He didn't say anything wrong. He was simply pointing out that people who have been saying he shouldn't have taken down the terrorists running Iran who have been threatening to take down The Great Satan for years were wrong because the mullahs meant what they said and that's why taking them down was necessary.

Don't help leftists by pretending they aren't lying. Punch back harder.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:24 PM (viF8m)

149 Trump is campaigning for eight senate seats. He is working his ass off day and night dealing with Iran and the other middle eastern fools. If you watched ace's link on Ecuador you know that we have boots on the ground throughout South America waging war against the Cartels - pushing them North.

Meanwhile he's campaigning every day for an eight senator win because we all know that the next president won't be Trump and he will need all the help he can get.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:25 PM (+yTe/)

150 146 It's too late. Too late. I just can't believe Europe has done this to itself.

https://tinyurl.com/mtkd2yjc
Posted by: IrishEi

I read that in Carole King voice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 09:22 PM (RiE77)

Except Europe isn't really trying to make it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:26 PM (l3cgK)

151 60 I might pull a E-Type out of a lake and certainly a D-Type but anything after those why bother?

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 08:08 PM
***
A C-type would be approved as well.

Posted by: TRex- coventry dino at October 06, 2026 09:26 PM (XfIK1)

152 Awww Ralphy. I'm going to have to teach him to do a running jump to get in the back porch.

There we go. He just did it. Tons of life in him.

I went to Dominos and told them they had issues with a card reader yesterday and said my pizza was free. But they're a business in freaking Ontario so I happily paid.

Computer scripts running. Nap time.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 06, 2026 09:27 PM (Sco7b)

153 >>>Except Europe isn't really trying to make it.
~~~~~

Something inside just died.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:28 PM (3ImbR)

154 The woman who wouldn't die is now awake and talking.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:24 PM (3ImbR)

The Brain That Wouldn't Die!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 06, 2026 09:29 PM (wVcYX)

155 >>I read that in Carole King voice.

Always loved that song.

https://tinyurl.com/wxwcffyb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

156
Cookie check

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 06, 2026 09:30 PM (Ypr59)

157
Yeah, that worked. New filter in ublock origin was giving me some back talk.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 09:32 PM (Ypr59)

158 The Five led today with leftist outrage over President Trump's comments.

If the left were an easy-going group of people never offended about anything, others may care. But in reality, it's this hour's newest TDS outrage of the hour to keep the crazy bubble people occupied.

Don't worry, they'll have another by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 06, 2026 09:32 PM (Sco7b)

159 Trump ought to run for a Senate seat himself, fuck it.

Maybe get on SCOTUS, if he weren't already so old. That would be a hoot.

"In my 'Opinion', you're fat and stupid and you owe the government a million dollars now for wasting all our time with this crap."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:32 PM (aKiSo)

160 155 >>I read that in Carole King voice.

Always loved that song.

https://tinyurl.com/wxwcffyb

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

She's 82 years old.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:33 PM (l3cgK)

161 demonize the demonic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Not one of Slayer's better albums.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 09:34 PM (VHUov)

162 159 Trump ought to run for a Senate seat himself, fuck it.

Maybe get on SCOTUS, if he weren't already so old. That would be a hoot.

"In my 'Opinion', you're fat and stupid and you owe the government a million dollars now for wasting all our time with this crap."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:32 PM (aKiSo)

Heh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:35 PM (l3cgK)

163 >>She's 82 years old.

We do have an unfortunate habit of getting older. Alternative is a bit worse.

Young me had a crush on her.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:36 PM (viF8m)

164 She's 82 years old.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:33 PM (l3cgK)
~~~~~

Ran into her and James Taylor a couple of years ago. They had been in Asbury Park to see Nick Clemons, son of Clarence. Ran into them in a shop in my town. Carol is teeny tiny!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:38 PM (3ImbR)

165 I find it deeply irritating when I'm window-shopping an online store, and it stops me to verify that I'm human. Can the server not tell from how slowly I'm going? *I* find *their* behavior suspect.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 09:38 PM (ke3zm)

166 The Brain That Wouldn't Die!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Hey, that was Mike's first experiment! Jan in the pan.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 09:39 PM (l26NL)

167 164 She's 82 years old.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:33 PM (l3cgK)
~~~~~

Ran into her and James Taylor a couple of years ago. They had been in Asbury Park to see Nick Clemons, son of Clarence. Ran into them in a shop in my town. Carol is teeny tiny!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:38 PM (3ImbR)

5'1"...About the same height as my wife was...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:39 PM (l3cgK)

168 I'd have loved to have seen a Trump Senate campaign.

Just declare for the nomination, then coast.

"You know who I am. Go vote, I got Presidenting to do."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:40 PM (aKiSo)

169 It's like a inside-out Turing test.

You can't do human things unless you can convince a robot that you're not a robot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:42 PM (aKiSo)

170 5'1"...About the same height as my wife was...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:39 PM (l3cgK)
~~~~~

I started out at 5'2" and refuse to change that on my license or anywhere else even though I'm very aware that my spine is collapsing on itself.

I don't think Ms. King is 5'1" anymore, maybe 4'10" or 11".

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

171 >>Ran into her and James Taylor a couple of years ago. They had been in Asbury Park to see Nick Clemons, son of Clarence. Ran into them in a shop in my town. Carol is teeny tiny!

First concert I ever went to was James Taylor at Princeton University. Friends older sister let us tag along.

And now he has a home here. Small world. Wouldn't want to paint it.

https://tinyurl.com/2a4543ur

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)

172 150 146 It's too late. Too late. I just can't believe Europe has done this to itself.

https://tinyurl.com/mtkd2yjc
Posted by: IrishEi
----
Those few self flagellating countries are not all of Europe.
Italy just signed and agreement with Bulgaria, Croatia, Estonia, Hungary, Lithuania, Poland, Slovenia, Spain [I know], Greece, Latvia, Malta, Portugal and Slovakia.

Not that this is perfect Europe but it is a move on the board
away from the autocracy of Brussels. And a more subtle move
for Italian dominance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:44 PM (+yTe/)

173 >>>First concert I ever went to was James Taylor at Princeton University. Friends older sister let us tag along.
~~~~~

I had a crush on him. Robert Redford too.

Whew! Glad I dodged those bullets.

(Because you know if either one of them ever met me they would have fallen head over heels in love with me immediately.)

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:47 PM (3ImbR)

174 >>I started out at 5'2"

Must have been painful for your mom.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

175 Weisenheimer.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:52 PM (3ImbR)

176 France has burned before. What really makes this time different?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 09:52 PM (Cqx++)

177 >>I started out at 5'2"
Must have been painful for your mom.
Posted by: JackStraw


Maybe her mom was Nancy Archer?

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)

178 And a more subtle move
for Italian dominance.
Posted by: Braenyard

And then, to reconquer the Gauls.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 09:53 PM (sDWtc)

179 Yes, she has a thing for Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:55 PM (+yTe/)

180 Carol is singing "anticipation"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)

181 I was cutting a rug
at a place called The Jug

https://tinyurl.com/3tmn4cz7

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

182 Not that this is perfect Europe but it is a move on the board away from the autocracy of Brussels. And a more subtle move for Italian dominance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:44 PM (+yTe/)
~~~~~

It's a good move, but I worry that it's too little, too late. There are already 1.6 million muslims in Italy now. That's a lot for a small country. And it won't be easy getting them to leave, or even assimilate.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 06, 2026 09:59 PM (3ImbR)

183 You could be enjoying the NOOD ONT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421655
if you follow that link

Posted by: mindful webworker - follow the red letter road at October 06, 2026 10:02 PM (1BE2o)

Man Sexually Assaults Women in a Planet Fitness Bathroom Even Though I Was Assured This Never Happens

What they really mean is what some of them admit about little girls being forced to look at adult male perverts' dicks in changing rooms: Little girls will just have to get over their discomfort at viewing a penis.

And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen.


A man was arrested Thursday morning after police in Cambridge, Massachusetts, said he went into the women's locker room at a Planet Fitness in Porter Square and sexually assaulted people inside.

Police responded to an emergency call at the Massachusetts Avenue gym, just after 9 a.m. Thursday. According to Cambridge police, the suspect, later identified as Laquan Holland, was arrested at the scene. One victim was taken to a hospital for evaluation.

He does not "appear trans," and by "appear trans," of course I mean "looking obviously like a man attempting a grim parody of womanhood."

He just seems like the typical street hood rapist.

But of course, "trans" people aren't required to do anything to prove their Special Privileged Status, so maybe he is "trans," as he defines it.

At any rate, he had every right to be in those bathrooms, decided Planet Fitness.


The incident left frequent gym-goers shaken. "I've always felt safe. Now that I've heard that this had happened, I'll definitely have to look behind my back," said Dr. Yena Do, who works out frequently at the gym. "Which is not a great feeling. I'm going there to work out, undressing out of my scrubs and get into my workout clothes. I'm definitely going to think about that."

The Planet Fitness is located on the bottom floor of Lesley University's University Hall, a multi-use building that includes several private businesses accessible by the public.

Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces.

"It's horrible. I feel like it's a big tragedy. Everyone should be able to feel safe and secure wherever they are. Women out here face such hardships, and I think that the world needs to know that it's not OK," Holloway said.

...

Planet Fitness said the franchise group canceled Holland's membership following the incident.

Oh, you cancel rapist's memberships after attempted rapes? Awesome. That fixes everything, Planet Fitness.

And of course we know that "trans women" never attack and kill actual women.

Except for all the times they do.

A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

Zion Teasley, 25, pleaded guilty to murdering beauty technician Lauren Heike, 29, in a deal that took the death penalty off the table.

Of course. The woke left won't allow women to be executed, so of course they won't allow "trans women" to be executed, either. Trans women are women, bigots.

<

The felon, who had left the Marines just months after going through bootcamp, will instead spend the rest of his life in prison for killing the hiker, who was found dead by neighbors at the foot of a barbed wire fence with 15 stab wounds off a Phoenix trail in 2023.

Before the murder, Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith, according to a 400-page police report on the killing obtained by ABC 15 last year.

"I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.

"[I know] I am forgiven for my sins, but it's still a lot of pressure and it's hard to maintain a good Christian mindset 24/7."

He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."

Let's keep encouraging and amplifying the delusions of the mentally ill and keep telling them that they can be Real Women, accepted as such and courted by heterosexual men, if they just remain militant enough about their "rights" and go through enough expensive, body-destroying, sanity-shredding surgeries.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 I found my free weights years ago at a thrift store. I don't know why the hell people bother with gyms anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:33 PM (nDXEV)

2 Would have been nice if the woman he assaulted had a box cutter and used it to make him a true transgender.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 06:34 PM (I43vL)

3 This type of thing has been going on for years--I can't believe Planet Fitness hasn't received enough push back to finally say "Enough".

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 06:36 PM (TN0g+)

4 "one-time Marine recruit"

That's not a Marine then, I take it. "I peeked in the window at the recruiting office once."

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

5 having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

Hey, I saw that movie!

Posted by: goodbye, horses at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (sDWtc)

6 Things not said: "left the Marines shortly after boot-camp"... so washed out of boot camp or up on some charge we don't mention? Because I don't think you get to just wander out of an enlistment.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

7 Fifty five minutes of Blondie. About ten minutes in, she spots Bulg in the audience, and starts swinging her braless pokies around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWsq0ykFfE

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 Amusing from X, A story of a loser told by a loser organization.
"
TMZ@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)

9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)

10 >>>A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

Follow the link to see a photo of the woman, the real one, who was murdered. Cute, in the prime of her life, senselessly butchered for no reason at all.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 06, 2026 06:42 PM (8mulE)

11 So, rather than aspiring to looking better, kill off the competition. Wasn’t that a SNL caveman skit with Steve Martin?

Posted by: Unkaren at October 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Afw9Z)

12 Posted by: goodbye, horses
-----

I saw the movie "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" when I was a kid.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 06:43 PM (TN0g+)

13 >> get over their discomfort at viewing a penis.


It isn't discomfort -- it is a threat response.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:43 PM (7OyUj)

14 The left has been spinning up trannies to feel they have the right to kill for a while now.

Because remember they are the victims of a "literal trans-holocaust"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2026 06:44 PM (sKqQm)

15 1 I found my free weights years ago at a thrift store. I don't know why the hell people bother with gyms anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:33 PM (nDXEV)

I work out at home with kettlebells, but I like going to the gym. More variety of equipment, plus the hydro massage and vibraplate. It's worth it to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2026 06:44 PM (zYpTz)

16 One of the fears I have for grands is just this. I will go to jail if something happens to them.

Son and wife (I guess this is why) must not want to be "helicopter" parents. Let the 5yr and 8yr old go to restrooms alone in restaurants (in sight of us). And at our huge church...where I'm going to start needing to use the lady's room with her because I am that stubborn.

I have no control and nor will I tell them how to raise their kids. I must have hovered vs being full on helicopter mother til junior high. Too bad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO)

17 I see CBS chose today, when it was announced arctic ice hit a new record size, to claim the artic will be ice-free in ten more years (repeating their 2010 prediction).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (knl5M)

18 How does this work.

The Cornell story says that women should never have fear of men, and should not have to think twice before putting themselves in compromising position. IE, men are always a threat and that needs to change. Women have no agency, donctcha know.

And these stories say that women should accept compromising and threatening situations for some reason. Because men are never a threat if they are "gender confused" and women now have all the agency but are forbidden from exercising it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (7OyUj)

19
I don't know if Piper is around. It would be interesting to know if there are laws her business has to follow regarding if trans and/or perverts want to join her studio.

In today's crazy world I don't how a business deals with the crazy stuff.



Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (/QHx4)

20 It's not about the rape.

It's about a desperate man who finally found the only way to get out of a Planet Fitness subscription this side of the grave.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (aKiSo)

21 6 Things not said: "left the Marines shortly after boot-camp"... so washed out of boot camp or up on some charge we don't mention? Because I don't think you get to just wander out of an enlistment.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

**********
Probably flipped out his boot camp guys with stupid statements or staring at their peens. Maybe wearing lipstick.

What a horrible thing for that pretty girl.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (hzuYO)

22 A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."


You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

23 Macron is supposed to address the nation tonight. I wonder if he'll surrender?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

24 Macron is supposed to address the nation tonight. I wonder if he'll surrender?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)
=================
Maybe ask the Germans for troops?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:50 PM (JhljX)

25 The heat death of the left is starting. Can’t ya feel it

Posted by: H at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (RmIP+)

26
Christy,

Husband and I talk about the same issues regarding our grandchildren. It it is scary the stuff they will have to deal with.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (/QHx4)

27 I'm sorry, but the whole modern concept that being Christian means you are forgiven for ANYTHING you do, even without repentance or trying to fix the issue... is crap.

And has taken the very idea of Divine Retribution for sinning, right out of the cultural mindset.

Used to be there were two avenues for Justice... The Law... and God... in the Old Testament Divine Retribution, even when you really did not do anything wrong, was a real concept.

This person probably believes that even though they deny the very sex God gave them, AND murdered someone... that they will somehow get a pass into Heaven.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

28 7 Fifty five minutes of Blondie. About ten minutes in, she spots Bulg in the audience, and starts swinging her braless pokies around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWsq0ykFfE
Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

One way or another
I’m gonna get you get you get you
One way or another

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

29 Is this a Gainz thread?

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM (SwyyQ)

30 23 A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."


You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

Did he at least cut the heart out first????

/sings

Give that ole time religion....

Posted by: Aztec Priest at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (mP0Kj)

31 Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith

Ya think?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (4NO2D)

32 First the homos, now the shemales, just wait until the muslims start going to planet fitness.

They won't know who to rape first.

Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)

33 Dr. Yena Do, Dr. Yena Do

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (+yTe/)

34 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

I think they already did. Did the media ever tell the truth that this isn't about schoolchildren. It's about invading violent hordes . No, I guess not

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (JrHfD)

35 How much does it cost for a yearly membership at Planet Fitness ???

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (jGtoG)

36 *And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen."

I'm pretty sure the AP style guide demands "Your're going to have to suck on it, Karen."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (FjLqp)

37 Is this a Gainz thread?
Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM



Gyms, hiking, heart eating nutrition. Yeah, I think it qualifies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)

38 Cornell, by university policy, explicitly encourages sexual experimentation, group sex, domination sex, homosexual experimentation and whatever else you can imagine, except during election years when the AWFL vote needs whipping up.

Then, everything is a crime. Unless you're "Palestinian", because "that's your culture and we respect your culture".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (3MCWg)

39 Oh, you cancel rapist's memberships after attempted rapes? Awesome. That fixes everything, Planet Fitness.

Seems like an excessively extreme way to cancel a Planet Fitness membership, but if they won't make it easier to do...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (vJrRc)

40 >> according to a 400-page police report


?? How does that happen? Did he review a movie too?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (7OyUj)

41 You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

Did he at least cut the heart out first????
----

Pfft...the real nutrition is in the liver.

Posted by: Some Orca Whale at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

42 Planet Fitness > Planet Fuck This, or Suck This.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (RORbl)

43 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (JrHfD)

44 My daughter says some first graders have phones.

That is insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (f9NFV)

45 Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith

I will take "un- or poorly catechized" for $200

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

46 "he went into the women's locker room at a Planet Fitness in Porter Square and sexually assaulted people inside."

The hell? People? If there was more than one woman in the locker room how did he not end up KO'd with a dumbbell or garroted or something while messing with first victim.

Unless the assaulting was just grabbing a couple of boobs and moving on. That is very upsetting as a victim, he deserves criminal record and all that; and it underscores why idiot corporations should allow men to enter women's locker rooms or bathrooms if they "identify as trans".

Posted by: PaleRider at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (0qj6Z)

47
I would think heart would be tough, being all muscle.

At least the chicken, turkey and beef that I've tried have been.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 06:57 PM (Y8DZL)

48 Cornell hosted Hassan Piker two weeks ago in Sage Chapel. The university church is where they thought it best to host that jihadist monster. A church!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (f9NFV)

49 "Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces."

Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (FjLqp)

50 We need the raw testosteronic masculinity of Richard Simmons to return our gyms to the Old Ways.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (nDXEV)

51 Feminists: Men are a real sexual danger to women. All men. ALL MEN.

Also Feminists: Trannies? Why they are real women! Why wouldn't you let them in a women's changing room?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

52 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I found out I'm a subset of the Boomers call Generation Jones. Something like 1957-1965 or so. Beatles were bigger than Elvis to us (check), always had TV (check) a few other things I can't remember (big check).

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

53
My four grandchildren are not allowed to have cellphones. They have been told when they have a job and can pay for them they can have one.

It's easy to give in, but son and daughter-in-law are standing strong.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4)

54 Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)

I miss Planet Love
youtu.be/HRJO5wkYZSQ

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (sDWtc)

55 You have to eat the heart while it’s still beating which changes the texture a bit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

56 Pfft...the real nutrition is in the liver.
Posted by: Some Orca Whale at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)


And a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (brIJB)

57 At least Two People will be happier. Count me as one.
Posted by: Howdy at October 06, 2026 06:57 PM (SjY4s)
============
Picking on Fen? Did you run out of small animals to torture? All the neighbor kids are off your lawn?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (f9NFV)

58 If there was more than one woman in the locker room how did he not end up KO'd with a dumbbell or garroted or something while messing with first victim.

... women's locker rooms have lockers, showers, and toilets in them, and the hair-dryers, if they offer them, are attached to the wall with stronger fastenings than most women would be able to tear off. Where is anyone going to get a dumbbell or garrotte?

Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

59 Eel porn? There really is something for everyone on the internet.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (MWfyi)

60 "Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces."

Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.
----

I had WAY more fun than I should have during college, but even I knew to have my head on a swivel in certain situations.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

61 We have a young dude (probably weighs 135 wet) at our planet fitness that wears a sports bra and jogging shorts (weird that he doesn't wear spandex bottoms like all the other women do. /s). I've told my wife that if I ever see him enter the women's locker room while I’m there I’m following him in. Small city in Iowa. What's ironic is they have signs they put out to warn women that say "Men working in women's locker room".

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (QFchU)

62 Picking on Fen? Did you run out of small animals to torture? All the neighbor kids are off your lawn?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Clean up on post 49. Conduct unbecoming a moron.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (l26NL)

63 Personally I prefer a hot slippery salamander.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (MWfyi)

64 I will take "un- or poorly catechized" for $200
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

That thing about not murdering random women you meet on the trail? Oy.

Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (sDWtc)

65 >>Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

No, but some have attendants that are willing to be spotters. Or so i've heard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (nDXEV)

66 The AZ plea deal is disappointing but no ones getting executed here anyways so at least they avoided cost trial. Maybe he’ll get executed by another felon, after he gets raped.

Posted by: epador at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (Hh7uP)

67 The incident left frequent gym-goers shaken. "I've always felt safe. Now that I've heard that this had happened, I'll definitely have to look behind my back," said Dr. Yena Do, who works out frequently at the gym. "Which is not a great feeling. I'm going there to work out, undressing out of my scrubs and get into my workout clothes. I'm definitely going to think about that."


—

And guess who the “doctor” will vote for? Yeah every fucking Democrat who wants trannies in locker rooms.

My sympathy meter is stuck at 0.0 right now.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (MQnjQ)

68 If I were capable of empathy, I would feel bad for you guys with shitty childhoods. Mine was idyllic.

My wife had a pretty bad upbringing and even 60 years later it colors her world.

Sad.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (4NO2D)

69 Eel porn? There really is something for everyone on the internet.
-----

Shocking, right?

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

70 Maybe women should buy a tactical baton along with their Lulu's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (f9NFV)

71 33 First the homos, now the shemales, just wait until the muslims start going to planet fitness.

They won't know who to rape first.
Posted by: Planet Rape
========
They will need to bring in comfort goats to console them.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

72 That thing about not murdering random women you meet on the trail? Oy.
Posted by: Moshe


Could go to a Talarico type of church, I suppose.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)

73 Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Sometimes vending machines selling shampoo and stuff

Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (7OyUj)

74 He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."
---

S/he's some kinda crazy, yes, s/he is
S/he's some kinda crazy, yes, s/he is

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (+yTe/)

75 9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)


My current mental model has Islam and Cultural Marxism as different scam-patter 'skins' over similar 'skeletons' of systems of control, so the Apex Grifters will have no issue with just exchanging one skin for another. The question is which direction, and the answer is toward Islam.

They're both nihilistic, but Cultural Marxism is the weaker type. The Frankfurt School created Critical Theory to turn academics' brains to mush, but the epistemic nihilism lends itself to diffidence. The ontological nihilism of Inshallah -- less like "God willing and the Creek don't rise," and more like Exhaustive Determinism -- takes away their agency, but not their certainty. The victor of the two skins is practically predestined.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

76 What's ironic is they have signs they put out to warn women that say "Men working in women's locker room".

"Men working"? What does that mean? They're fixing the lights which don't work or the dripping faucets ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (JrHfD)

77 Shocking, right?
Posted by: Crusader
======
The shock is part of the kink I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

78 I can't even imagine what an "idyllic" childhood would have been. It wasn't all bad mind you, but holy shit did I have my head alternately on a swivel and in the sand.

I guess it made me a better person. LOL

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vE0+H)

79 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)


lol

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)

80 At times like these I think of that old parody song "The Restroom door said Gentlemen." Set to the tune "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen." The poor guy in that song.... well, he got what these "people" deserve.

Posted by: SimoHayha at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (IeYnM)

81 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes

Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (sDWtc)

82 They're both nihilistic, but Cultural Marxism is the weaker type. The Frankfurt School created Critical Theory to turn academics' brains to mush, but the epistemic nihilism lends itself to diffidence. The ontological nihilism of Inshallah -- less like "God willing and the Creek don't rise," and more like Exhaustive Determinism -- takes away their agency, but not their certainty. The victor of the two skins is practically predestined.
Posted by: SciVo
=========
Congrats, you have mastered academese. Necessary skill for getting published.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (E4rtv)

83 The urinal mints have a particular tang about them, though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (nDXEV)

84
Liver and onions, prepared correctly, is the finest dinner available.

But I like anchovies, too.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (Y8DZL)

85 That story about the mentally ill trannie killing some poor girl, just because, is hopefully going to get even lefty attention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (f9NFV)

86 >>> "Men working"? What does that mean? They're fixing the lights which don't work or the dripping faucets ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (JrHfD)

======

Very few female employees. So I take it to mean they are cleaning the locker room.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (QFchU)

87 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob



At least it is individually packed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (4NO2D)

88 Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

Yes. And think about it.

The Left requires new instruction every day. Islamists already have theirs written down.

Only one winner there. But it is anything but a rout because 80 IQ.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (vE0+H)

89 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (ofacb)

90 The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (FjLqp)

91 92 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob


At least it is individually packed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (4NO2D)

"Fun Size"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (nDXEV)

92 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM


It does get old.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (I43vL)

93 Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

Posted by: JSchuler at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (l6eKM)

94 Not so fast on that Planet Fitness dude. Apparently, cancelling his membership due to the two attempted rapes didn't take into account that ...


....His criminal history includes a 2006 guilty plea to TWO COUNTS OF CHILD RAPE and indecent assault and battery on a child under 14. On Aug. 25, Cambridge police arrested him for failing to register as a sex offender, a subsequent offense. That charge was dismissed the SAME DAY at the Commonwealth’s request.

Massachusetts sucks.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

95 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
------


We'll use a class average.

Posted by: Lou Grant, Faculty Member at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (TN0g+)

96 Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (QFchU

That makes sense, but they should have said "Men are cleaning the womens changing room. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)

97 "I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.

-
So she's a Talarico Christian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (ndZc7)

98 "9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H) "

or, as has been said:
"the issue is never the issue. the issue is always the revolution."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (VyBeY)

99 Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

It amused me that the Left kept accusing the Right of wanting the Handmaidens Tale crap....

Of Sexual Subservience, multiple wives, and wearing weird cloths...

When THEY are the ones who support Islam... and the Right opposes it..

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (mP0Kj)

100 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)

101 And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen.

----------------

Unless you are a frat who had sex with a drunk sorority slut.

Posted by: Decaf at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (5BOLF)

102 Posted by: SciVo

If you look at the history, islam and was designed to be nothing more than a system of control or conquered peoples. Slavery.

Everything about it is nothing more than using religion and promise of salvation as a form of control to create revenue to the masters and slave laborers, whose main labor is that of conquest.

I won't got into details now, but the facts support this understanding.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (7OyUj)

103 "The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions"

And you are home in time for Jeopardy!

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)

104
Dr. Yena Do, Dr. Yena Do

Yena Yena Do!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)

105 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM


You know about class sizes?

Posted by: Wesley Constanza at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

106 92 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM


It does get old.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (I43vL)

Kinda like us....

/rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)

107 talk radio yesterday, One guys said he thought expelling two of the "Cornell 7" might have been unwarranted.

Not to me, -- If those two are who brought the ketamine to the party. In fact all 7 and the 'victim' could have been expelled just for taking a dangerous illegal drug at a university associated event as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0qj6Z)

108 >>Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

They don't care. Leftists lie about everything. They think it's a virtue.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)

109 That story about the mentally ill trannie killing some poor girl, just because, is hopefully going to get even lefty attention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (f9NFV)

---------------

"She beauty shamed him, h8r! She was asking for it ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (cqqGB)

110 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'm reading they've deceptively edited the video using two separate statements again. Even CNN isn't buying it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (l26NL)

111 I'm jealous of boomers. They got to be in both Vietnam and Woodstock at the same time. And then they got to do disco and blow in the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (nDXEV)

112 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ofacb)

113 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)

Ha ha ha Trump makes these people into the pussies they are I love it. I hope he makes it another 20 years.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (vE0+H)

114 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM


In fairness, DJT is a threat to their lifestyles, and he has his own Janissaries.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

115 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)
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No doubt a think tank supported by our tax dollars.

President Trump should cut their funding (you know they get a federal grant from *somewhere*).

Just because.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (FZ29D)

116 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM


They are responding to their hive mind programming, nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (I43vL)

117 Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

118 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ofacb)
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Was he wearing a dress?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (f9NFV)

119 "I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.

Well, you could consider abandoning the sins and not adding to them by committing murder...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (vJrRc)

120 >>> The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (FjLqp)

======

That's was my go to meal. But I permanently banned myself from our Texas Roadhouse based off my last four visits. I understand it's hard to get good HS/College age employees. And I don't envy managers. But you know, Chick-fil-A seems to do alright in that department. And they don't even get tips.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (QFchU)

121 Well disco sucked but it still beats the crap out of rap.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)

123 If you look at the history, islam and was designed to be nothing more than a system of control or conquered peoples. Slavery.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Also nookie. Lots of nookie.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (l26NL)

124 112 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting
Posted by: Smell the Glove
========
He's transitioning. Will soon be just like Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

125 105 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM

You know about class sizes?
Posted by: Wesley Constanza at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

Wanna know what ruined education in Calif? Putting every single kid in the same classes, no matter what. Speak no English? no problemo... Special Needs? AOK.

So you get the problem kids, non English speakers, and Disabled taking ALL the attention away from normal students... Watched it happen with my kids in the 90's, when it was already entrenched.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (mP0Kj)

126
I'll bet Barbara Streisand is pretty embarrassed by all those Jewey movies she made back in the day.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (Y8DZL)

127 Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske

I think they should have a background check for joining a gym. They have it for lots of other things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (JrHfD)

128
Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

He's like the time share cancellation dude!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

129 >>I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.


I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)

130 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.


I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM


I joined the Army mid way through that decade.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (I43vL)

131 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)
=====

Panties status:
[ X ] Bunched
[ ] Unbunched

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

132 He's transitioning. Will soon be just like Adam Kinzinger.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)
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Did you see Kinzinger is in trouble with some sort of securities regulator?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (f9NFV)

133 Well, you could consider abandoning the sins and not adding to them by committing murder...

stan would not approve

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (VyBeY)

134 >>> Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

=====

1978's Lex Luther was right.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (QFchU)

135 Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

He's like the time share cancellation dude!
-----

Now I'm not a lawyer, but I *will* tell you exactly how to get out of that Planet Fitness membership contract!

Posted by: Chuck McDowell, Gym Membership Cancellation Expert at October 06, 2026 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

136 Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very Heaven!

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)

137
It seems to me that now if we complain about trans and other perverts doing pervy shit we will be the ones aŕrested.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (/QHx4)

138 Not to me, -- If those two are who brought the ketamine to the party. In fact all 7 and the 'victim' could have been expelled just for taking a dangerous illegal drug at a university associated event as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: PaleRider
========
Scuttlebutt is that is so. The guy that blast texted and the guy that brought the drugs. I am too bored with the story to want to read more about it but X timeline has a lot of activity on it. It did shove the disgusting Clancy story off the burner so at least we have that.

AWFLS flying the murder your kids flag last week are now flying the Support Drug Fueled Orgies as sort of a perverted version of their family values.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

139 Tillis could have gone a long way to rehabilitating his reputation if he had eaten Whoopy's heart.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (4NO2D)

140 117 Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

Just do me a favor, and when you Nuke San Fran? Make sure there is an offshore wind... so it does not blow the fallout towards the Central Valley (I'm 2 hours from San Fran).

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

141 I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM

You know who else had a ball?

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

142 134 >>> Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And Seattle, and Portland, and Oakland.

Neutron warhead to minimize structural damage.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Y8DZL)

143 That Blondie concert would rock a lot harder if they'd have got rid of the keyboardist and his crappy Farfisa calliope. Makes them sound like the circus coming to town. And the guy thinks he has to play in every measure of every song.

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

144 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM


Hitler? Lance Armstrong?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

145 Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (FjLqp)


But that's how she "feels," and feelings have become the most important thing in our culture.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (k5CNB)

146
Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?

President Henry Fonda nuked NYC in Fail Safe and nobody complained.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

147 Did you see Kinzinger is in trouble with some sort of securities regulator?

Posted by: Huck Follywood
========
Yep, he bet on getting a pardon from Biden's junta. Even if he didn't get one, he can be accused of insider trading if he had information not commonly known to the general public on betting about it.

We are going to see scandal after scandal on the prediction markets because allowing bets on everything is going to produce a heap of corruption. Including pollster employees just like Trump's teleprompter tech or the army guy betting on predicting Maduro's capture.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

148 "Why are you going into the women's locker??"
"Um, 'cause I'm a woman. Yeah, I got tits and all"
"you're a woman?"
"yeah, fo' sure. You got a problem with that?"
"n-no, no, I am sorry. Ma'am"
"damn right. Now where dem bitches to rape?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (nIKjK)

149 AWFLS flying the murder your kids flag last week are now flying the Support Drug Fueled Orgies as sort of a perverted version of their family values.
-----

Perhaps the shifting wind will result in some families getting to remain intact (and alive). Leftists are so easily influenced--I'm glad there was an interruption in the news cycle.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

150 122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)

Adam Carolla always called the early 80s "Mid-Coke, Pre-Aids."
Referring to our late historical eras in terms of pharmaceuticals and diseases could be an interesting game.

I guess we're in the era of The Great Ozempic Attenuation and SSRI Blowback.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (nDXEV)

151 Has AOC weighed in on Trump nuking American cities?

Can't wait for that comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (f9NFV)

152 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM

Hitler? Lance Armstrong?
----

Lance Armstrong didn't kill Hitler.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (TN0g+)

153 129 >>I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.


I had a ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)

************
Me, too! Well, us, too as I have to include my dude and brother and posse of male and female friends. I had a blast!

One of my apt mates at the recent nursing reunion commented on my partying while making good grades. I did it all.

In between break ups with my bf/husband, our male friends would visit me for a beer and talk. Three said as they left, "I would ask you out but you are ___'s girlfriend." I didn't say anthing but felt like saying, "Well, that's news to me!" We still hear from one guy at Christmas.

No regrets. Ever.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO)

154 122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.
Posted by: toby928(c)
======
You forgot fuzzy full frontal nudity in Playboy for centerfolds I guess. I read the articles but I guess there was other stuff in there.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

155 ""He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."


Yeah, I would eat a bullet if seeing beautiful women depressed me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (vzuC7)

156
Has Sean Penn visited Maduro and his lady yet? Donated to a defense fund? I understand he's loaded.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (Y8DZL)

157 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM


* raises hand *

Posted by: zombie Paul Joseph Goebbels at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

158 Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (E4rtv)

159 Just do me a favor, and when you Nuke San Fran? Make sure there is an offshore wind... so it does not blow the fallout towards the Central Valley (I'm 2 hours from San Fran).
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

Otisburg?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:21 PM (nDXEV)

160 The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

It’s all about the cause. That’s the only way Marxism can succeed. Lying is their political platform.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 06, 2026 07:21 PM (Afw9Z)

161 Speaking of genitalia . . .


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)

162
Even here in small town WY there are several houses displaying the queer flag. It lets us know which people to keep the children away from.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (/QHx4)

163 156
Has Sean Penn visited Maduro and his lady yet? Donated to a defense fund? I understand he's loaded.
Posted by: Auspex
--------
Ah yes, Commie Sean Penn who like Madonna, his former wife, have not improved with age.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)

164 >>Yep, he bet on getting a pardon from Biden's junta. Even if he didn't get one, he can be accused of insider trading if he had information not commonly known to the general public on betting about it.

I bet, see what I did there?, he knew he was going to get one. The J6 Committee was as fake as the supposed insurrection.

They knew they were railroading people and didn't give a damn so long as helped keep them powerful. A pardon was just part of the process.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

165 "Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM


If she had tracks she'd be a tank.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (4NO2D)

166 "Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.
Posted by: whig"


Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

167 The Big Lie right now is "TRUMP SAID HE CONSIDERED CALIFORNIAN CITIES BEING NUKED A SMALL PRICE TO PAY!!!"

Which, he didn't say, but they are all repeating this, even newspapers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (nIKjK)

168 LaQuan gonna be popular in jail.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (UYYJi)

169 "Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (nIKjK)

170 Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again
Posted by: fd
=====
An updated All in the Family would be hilarious except Hollyweird today is incapable of telling such stories.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (E4rtv)

171 161 Speaking of genitalia . . .


Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)

OK, fine.

If Hillary Clinton had a penis and balls, she would still have never been President Clinton.

She'd have been Slightly More Masculine Karl Rove.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (aKiSo)

172 The Big Lie right now is "TRUMP SAID HE CONSIDERED CALIFORNIAN CITIES BEING NUKED A SMALL PRICE TO PAY!!!"

Which, he didn't say, but they are all repeating this, even newspapers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM


OZYMANDIAS WAS RIGHT!

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)

173 But that's how she "feels," and feelings have become the most important thing in our culture.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I think it was Ayn Rand who said something like "You can deny reality, but you cannot deny the consequences of denying reality." Something like that anyway.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

174 Sue like the wind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Even here in small town WY there are several houses displaying the queer flag. It lets us know which people to keep the children away from.

In Pennsylvania, they just signal it by flying a Penn State flag.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0j7bJ)

176 TMZ@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

Posted by: whig
---

It's whatcha call investigatin'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (+yTe/)

177 If Hillary Clinton had a penis and balls, she would still have never been President Clinton.

She'd have been Slightly More Masculine Karl Rove.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

178 Yes, Governor Hairgel. I'm sure Trump is going to personally send nukes to cities in California. Is "CA threat assessment" going to report every exaggeration / Hyperbolic statement Trump made about California since Trump was a teen ? . This could take a looooooong time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (JrHfD)

179 I think it was Ayn Rand who said something like "You can deny reality, but you cannot deny the consequences of denying reality." Something like that anyway.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)


Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (0j7bJ)

180 and I think that the world needs to know that it's not OK," Holloway said.

***

Is this supposed to be some kind of freakin' breaking news?


Posted by: LASue at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (lCppi)

181 "I'm not gonna force-feed myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon"!

Jerry Seinfeld in the 90s.

Posted by: Wonder If He feels Differently Now at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (EdP2u)

182 mmm .... steak ...

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)

183 >>>But of course, "trans" people aren't required to do anything to prove their Special Privileged Status, so maybe he is "trans," as he defines it.

At this rate, women would safer in normal men's bathrooms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (dK+Kv)

184 >>Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

>>"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

This the same Scott Galloway that pulled his money out of the stock market when Trump won because Trump was going to bust the economy?

NYU business school professor. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)

185 If Trump said he would personally nuke LA and SF himself as a warning to Iran that our nukes still work and we're ready to deploy them at will, his poll numbers would bounce up about 2-3%

If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (aKiSo)

186 166 "Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.
Posted by: whig"


Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again
Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi
I could tell what was what when I was two years old. Now when I’m seventy seven it’s all running together.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (UYYJi)

187 If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM



The dead Democrat voter count would be through the roof.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

188 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

"It was just research!"
--Pete Townshend

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (nIKjK)

189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (l26NL)

190 Yes, Governor Hairgel. I'm sure Trump is going to personally send nukes to cities in California. Is "CA threat assessment" going to report every exaggeration / Hyperbolic statement Trump made about California since Trump was a teen ? . This could take a looooooong time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (JrHfD)
---
They gotta do something to justify their bloated salaries and perks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

191 "I'm not gonna force-feed myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon"

'It's a full bird, stuffed with gorgonzola.'

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

192 It's whatcha call investigatin'.

Posted by: Braenyard

Lots of sick and depraved activity out there. I once did a project of reading over one thousand state court death penalty cases regarding factors involved in sentencing for research paper on the death penalty. I was depressed for a year over what I read of the cruelty and wickedness that people were able to do against other people.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

193 Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


There was a theater troupe which did that - made a play where Trump was played by a woman imitating Trump's mannerisms and speech and Clinton was played by a man imitating Clinton's mannerisms and speech.

Everybody said that fem-Trump was the kind of person they'd want to have a beer with and male-Clinton was weird and off-putting.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (vJrRc)

194 They won't know who to rape first.

Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)
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Bah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (+yTe/)

195 Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.


Yeah and her philosophy is nonsense for anyone but healthy young people. Its worthless, even deadly for the sick, the very young, and the very old.

But... she was great at identifying the corruption and evil of the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (nIKjK)

196 Military veterans have almost a 50% greater arrest rate than non vets even though the military only accepts the top 20% of the population.
Being in the military damages people physically and mentally that is why Ace never joined

Posted by: Paul at October 06, 2026 07:30 PM (VLo0e)

197 I could tell what was what when I was two years old. Now when I’m seventy seven it’s all running together.
Posted by: Eromero
=======
Well a lot of celebutards like Bruce Springstain look like old lesbians now so I can see that.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv)

198 Drop the puck, eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

199 Yeah and her philosophy is nonsense for anyone but healthy young people. Its worthless, even deadly for the sick, the very young, and the very old.

And she folded her cards at the end.

A real piece of work.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (0j7bJ)

200 185 If Trump said he would personally nuke LA and SF himself as a warning to Iran that our nukes still work and we're ready to deploy them at will, his poll numbers would bounce up about 2-3%

If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
=======
He might win Arizona, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho by that promise.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

201 198 Drop the puck, eh?
Posted by: JackStraw

You betcha, buddy!

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Y8DZL)

202 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (4NO2D)

203 Nood

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

204 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (OFFIZ)

205 Shut up, dunce.

ok

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (nIKjK)

206 Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.
Posted by: I Remember

I read a story about her as an old woman who was trying even then to steal a boyfriend from a young woman in their circles.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

207 189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---

Her ability to lie and screw anything (not in a good way) without compunction is what attracted Bill. He was marrying a sicario not a wife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:35 PM (+yTe/)

208 Save my best stuff for last

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:38 PM (+yTe/)

209 Hope her family sues Planet Fitness for millions.

Posted by: waelse1 at October 06, 2026 08:44 PM (lfepB)

210 So, was the murderer kicked out of the Marines for his trans insanity? Because it says he left after bootcamp, but I did not know leaving was optional.

Sounds like we did well to get another crazy person away from multimillion dollar killing machines.

Posted by: Thatch at October 06, 2026 09:08 PM (S6YCM)

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