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In Case You Missed It: Intercepts of Foreign Parties Revealed Ukraine's Plot to Take US Taxpayer Dollars Given To Them By Biden to Illegally Contribute to Biden's Reelection Effort
I posted this briefly yesterday before I realized CBD had just posted about the same topic.
Before that:BREAKING: DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has just BEGUN the process of paying some 50,000 THOUSAND TSA agents at President Trump's orders Pay is set to hit as early as Monday Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026The basic story has been reported, and some of this has been hinted at in TV interviews, but this report by Jonathan Solomon and Jerry Dunleavy formalizes those hints and advances the story.
U.S. intercepted Ukraine government messages discussing plot to route money to Biden re-election Newly-unclassified documents show that in 2022 Ukrainian officials discussed diverting hundreds of millions of U.S. tax dollars -- earmarked for clean energy -- back to Biden's ill-fated 2024 campaign. There is no evidence the intercepted allegations were investigated during the Biden administration.There's also no evidence that the formally crazy-about-foreign-interference propaganda media has reported any of this. It's almost as if they actively support foreign election interference, so long as it benefits their precious Communist "Democrat" Party.
It actually gets worse in the next paragraph: US government personnel were personally involved in the conspiracy.
U.S. intelligence intercepted Ukrainian government communications discussing a plot to route hundreds of millions of American tax dollars earmarked for clean energy in the war-torn country and move them to the United States to enrich then-President Joe Biden's 2024 re-election campaign and the Democratic National Committee, according to a declassified intelligence report summarizing the intercepts that was obtained by Just the News. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard recently learned of the intercepts and has asked the U.S. Agency for International Development officials to scour for records to see if the plot actually was carried out and whether a criminal referral should be made to the FBI. Gabbard's team has not found substantive evidence the intercepted allegations were thoroughly investigated during the Biden administration, and the communications are not believed to be tied to Russian disinformation efforts, officials said. The declassified report is a summary of raw intercepts from U.S. spy agencies in late 2022 concerning the alleged plot, and officials who have reviewed the files said there seemed to be a lack of curiosity to investigate such an explosive allegation of foreign interference in a U.S. election.
"The Ukrainian Government and unspecified U.S. Government personnel, through USAID in Kyiv, reportedly developed a plan that would provide hundreds of millions of US taxpayer dollars to fund an infrastructure project for Ukraine that would be used as a cover to send approximately 90% of funds allocated to the DNC to fund Joe Biden's reelection campaign," the declassified summary of the intercepts stated. "They were confident the project would be funded initially, even though at some time in the future the project would be disapproved as unnecessary. At this time, the money would already be allocated and impossible to return or use for a different purpose," the report added. The intercepts mentioned two American subcontractors as possible recipients of the money that would eventually be moved to Democratic coffers, officials said. The names are included in still classified raw spy data but were redacted from the declassified report obtained by Just the News. "The plan included details of how subcontractors would be funded through U.S. companies so that how the funds were spent and allocated would be difficult to track," the declassified summary stated. "Additionally, contracts would be executed that would be difficult to verify. In this manner, most of the U.S. funding would be diverted to Joe Biden's election campaign without the ability to track where exactly the funds came from."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (iVUs+)
Posted by: Clay at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (acuyW)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Y1sOo)
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I read 6 cantos of the Inferno.
Italian poetry about Hell is practically the same thing as The Hobbit, right?
Both Dante and Tolkien were Catholic, so the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Al Shabbah at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (ith6K)
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good to have supporting documentation!
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 26, 2026 12:34 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (RDqo2)
Israel destroys Iran nuke plant.
Iran is going to destroy Qatar in retaliation.
/last line may be made up
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 05:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (98kQX)
Not the first major wreck Tiger has been involved in.
As a pro golfer you would think he would be a better driver.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (/QdgR)
I cannot think of one redeeming reason anyone could vote for them except with TDS encephalopathy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (WONhk)
The Oscars managed to generate a 'controversy' over the K-Pop Demon Hunters performance when someone claimed all the Korean dancers were in kimonos.
Yes, Japanese kimonos. And when actual Korean hanbok stores pointed out how wrong they are. Well guess what, the tourist doubled down on their spurious claim.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (2GVsD)
>>Newly-unclassified documents show that in 2022 Ukrainian officials discussed diverting hundreds of millions of U.S. tax dollars -- earmarked for clean energy -- back to Biden's ill-fated 2024 campaign.
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wtf Ukraine is struggling for existence and they're throwing money away on "clean energy"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (znREB)
Is that where you gain muscle, lose fat and get a more youthful appearance in 30 days while lifting a hobbit under each arm and running away from Orcs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (n3VHW)
Not alcohol, probably the pain killer drugs. He's fucked as far as DUI goes, he'll be hiring a driver for quite some time.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (lCppi)
Again because willowed.
I'd expect Tiger Woods to have plenty of drivers.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)
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Per the Sheriff, it wasn't alcohol. His BAC was 0.00. But he refused a urinalysis test. Gotta be painkillers. I watched him a little the other day in one of those indoor league matches and his face looked super puffy and his eyes were bloodshot. Glad no one was hurt.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (bNf8H)
Iran is getting smoked all over the place. We’ve been hitting their proxies, including the militias in Iraq. We are still decaffeinating every person at the command level who comes up for air. The A-10’s have been taking out every asset they can find. We are bombing every military and manufacturing asset still existing. We also now have small anti regime militias taking on the thugs in some cities. CiNC continues to squeeze their balls in every possible way. The only question now is how it ends and when.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 05:18 PM (+2PTH)
Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2026 05:18 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 05:18 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:18 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: huerfano
.......
Hunter is just as surprised as I am.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (UjdFS)
Just think.. If Jeb!, Ted Cruz, or any of the other candidates won the presidency instead of Trump WAAAY back in 2016..
All of this would still be swept under the rug. No way any of them would have tried to expose it.
Or deport illegals the way Trump has been doing as well.
Posted by: Blanco at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (q83gU)
100 billion will be spent on Green initiatives.
Germany's trains are supposed to get 19 billion out of the 40 billion allocated for this year.
Sounds impressive, 19 billion Euros doesn't it? Except the German government has cut out 14 billion Euros from the train budget. So, the real increase is ONLY 5 billion Euros.
The question must be asked, where will that 14 billion be spent?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (W7FsI)
So did they give Kamala's campaign this money?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
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That's what I was wondering. Didn't she get all of Joe's campaign money?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (XJ22o)
Is that where you gain muscle, lose fat and get a more youthful appearance in 30 days while lifting a hobbit under each arm and running away from Orcs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (n3VHW)
Maybe it's the one where you pour a bucket of ice-cold hobbits over your head.
Posted by: Emmie at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (FMtrg)
They also bombed some Pakistani Vessels.
Iran. Making friends and influencing people.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:21 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: bears at March 27, 2026 05:21 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:21 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:21 PM (2GVsD)
One can get the generic for "Viagra" or "Cialis". I got some Cialis (36 hour "half life", supposedly not an instant erection). I got it for the other benefits, take one every few days. Under $1/pill, online prescription. I guess they give me "more energy". Also supposed to be good for "enlarged prostrate".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 05:22 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)
The question must be asked, where will that 14 billion be spent?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
Some diversity and inclusion training for train conductors to speak Arabic to their new customers.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:22 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Editor: "But it benefits Biden."
Reporter: "Oh. Sorry... How about those Mets?"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (oqCfy)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
She got the Billion$ from somewhere and pissed it away in weeks.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
Possibly 😉LOL I'm just equating with all 30 day exercise and diet challenges I get over the internet. Tai chi challenge. Eat Asian Food Challenge. Chair exercise challenge, etc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (ix8EF)
Who in the wide, wide world of sports will NBC Sports have to talk about now?
NBC Sports:
Let's check the leaderboard...white guy, white guy, white guy, oh! here's Tiger Woods at number 187!
Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods! Let's check in on how Tiger Woods is doing! Let's check the leaderboard...
Posted by: Tiger Woods! at March 27, 2026 05:25 PM (AknkO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 05:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 05:25 PM (GD0B3)
House Rejects Senate Deal
Plus: JD Vance Affirms That Ilhan "Omar" Committed Immigration Fraud, Vows to Pursue Her Legally
So. Now that the Senate Republicans made a deal without bothering to clear it with their counterparts in the House, the House Republicans have rejected it, and now begins the "It's a Republican shut-down, they're enabling terrorism" op.
House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., says House Republicans will not accept a Senate-passed bill to fund the majority of the Department of Homeland Security, minus ICE and border patrol. The Senate bill does not include additional funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement or Border Patrol -- and it does not include any of the demands Democrats made to limit the tactics of federal immigration officers. Republicans in the House met Friday after the legislation passed and rejected the plan. "This gambit that was done last night is a joke," Johnson told reporters at the Capitol. Johnson said the House will vote instead on a stop-gap spending bill to fund the entire Department of Homeland Security until May 22. "I spoke to the president a few moments ago, he understands exactly what we're doing and why. And he supports it," Johnson said. Johnson said he expects Republicans will pass the bill in the House, leaving the Senate to take up the measure. However, is very unclear if the stop-gap could pass in the Senate. Senators have already left Washington and Democrats have refused to vote for any spending bill that funds ICE. Johnson also referred to Trump's promise to pay TSA agents through executive action as a near-term way to alleviate backups at airports across the country. Trump signed a memo Friday, to do so.Is he right to reject it?
OvertonI don't know if that means the additional funding that had previously been in the bill is reduced to zero, or if it means all the funding these agencies currently have is reduced to zero. I suspect it means the former, not the latter. That is, it stops the new funding, which I don't like but which we already knew, not the already-in-place funding. But I'd like clarification.
@overton_news 1h Mask off moment. Speaker Mike Johnson QUESTIONS whether Senate Republicans actually read the bill they passed to the House before heading on recess. Johnson then turned to the cameras and read a jaw-dropping section aloud for the media. JOHNSON: "This gambit that was done last night is a JOKE." "I'm quite convinced that it can't be that every Senate Republican read the language of this bill, and I'm going to just read you one excerpt of it, because it's pretty alarming, and it says everything that you need to know." "In section four...this is on page two of the bill...." "It says, 'The contents printed under the headings of this bill, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and border security operations under the heading of US Customs and Border Patrol and Protection shall have no force or effect for purposes of this act and amounts specified in the final bill under the subheading border security operation, and under the heading U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and under the headings of US Immigration and Customs enforcement, in the Department of Homeland Security shall be...ZERO.'" "We're not doing that."
Mask off moment.
— Overton (@overton_news) March 27, 2026
Speaker Mike Johnson QUESTIONS whether Senate Republicans actually read the bill they passed to the House before heading on recess.
Johnson then turned to the cameras and read a jaw-dropping section aloud for the media.
JOHNSON: “This gambit that was done last… pic.twitter.com/TioC3QN3dg
Vice President JD Vance said Friday that Rep. Ilhan Omar defrauded the US by allegedly marrying her brother to help him remain legally in the country.
"We actually think that Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America," Vance told right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson on the latest episode of his show. Vance added that he's been discussing legal remedies with White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, explaining that questions have been raised: "How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?"
The vice president claimed the Minnesota Democrat "has been at the center of a lot of the worst fraudsters in the Somalian community" -- and that was also something that should be under investigation.
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: JD Vance's White House fraud task force is TARGETING Ilhan Omar for committing immigration fraud
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 27, 2026
VANCE: "Omar DEFINITELY committed immigration fraud." 🔥
SEND HER BACK. She is in on MUCH more than just immigration fraud! pic.twitter.com/fRUezSCLe3
President Trump shows ZERO MERCY for Congresswoman Ilhan Omar as he instructs Vice-President JD Vance to investigate the fraudulent liar…
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) March 16, 2026
“She married her brother, supposedly! That means she's here ILLEGALLY. She's one of the ringleaders here. She's BAD NEWS for our Country…” pic.twitter.com/ZPXPYxJCex
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: The late Special Counsel Robert Mueller allegedly had Special FBI Agent Vivien Moon "removed" from his Russiagate investigative team because "she would not allow the investigation [against Trump and his advisers] to become politicized," according to a newly declassified internal FBI memo
If you're keeping score, this this is the third FBI agent assigned to the Mueller probe -- that we know about -- who raised concerns about the investigation being politicized. https://t.co/e9JxuMZUM9
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) March 27, 2026
Reporter: How do you feel about the Iranian Foreign Minister accusing the US and Israel of genocide?
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) March 27, 2026
Marco Rubio: The Iranian? He's an expert in genocide. They've killed thousands. Every problem in the Middle East is Iran. Hezbollah? Iran. Shia militias destroying and… pic.twitter.com/BX9PwEzEuH
Al Gore says the doomsday predictions from climate scientists 20 years ago "were proven dead right," so we should take them even more seriously now.
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 27, 2026
He says it's "inevitable that we're going to see Greenland go and the west Antarctic ice sheet go."
Reminder, in 2006, Gore… pic.twitter.com/W042RpBeUA
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (gKWVE)
Marco Rubio: The Iranian? He's an expert in genocide. They've killed thousands. Every problem in the Middle East is Iran. Hezbollah? Iran. Shia militias destroying and� pic.twitter.com/BX9PwEzEuH
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Based.
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)
Wouls she rather be married to her brother or a Canadiqn?
you're making more typos than me, bruh
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
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Since the funds are already appropriated for ICE enforcement, it'd require a rescission.
Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (JmKZX)
HEY!
Posted by: Sarah Longwell at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: we aren't from France at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (ULPxl)
that's what i figure but he seems to be suggesting it's more than that.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)
A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden’s security detail accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport Friday morning, an agency official said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)
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Eh.
Elected official screeching into microphone for attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (JmKZX)
The Somaliland government confirmed that Ilhan Nur got 'way too cute with her documentation.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Cqx++)
not openly but yeah I might have been thinking of him. He's "married."
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Kt19C)
I mean, who's zooming who.
I read the paragraph in question and have no idea what it's true meaning is.
Lawyers...gah!
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (W7FsI)
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Which now means that nothing can be done since we're well past the point of no return. All efforts at controlling the climate should cease immediately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JmKZX)
I think some of you are like Eddie Murphy in 48 Hrs. "I'm a prisoner, Jack. My dick get hard when the wind blows."
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)
Unless the bill includes actual rescissions, it's just the new spending proposed that didn't get added.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (JmKZX)
DataRepublican (do we trust her?) has been posting as if it's being dropped to zero.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (FpHTM)
probz but I had to include it
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
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You should include busty lesbian pron sometime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)
Interesting choice of words, "pork."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (dK+Kv)
And Yet, the Democrats won't fund the ones tasked with the Internal defense OF America... the ones specifically created to find Foreign Terrorists after 9/11.
This is no longer simple politics... call it what it is... Dems are putting the American People in danger, during a time of War... that is called Treason.
Call it what it is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)
This is a perfect example of how fucked up DC is.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (W7FsI)
Wouldn't be surprised if it's an Otokonoko.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:18 PM (FpHTM)
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If this bill actually zeroes out ICE's funding, I will laugh hysterically.
It will be mixed with some tears, I suppose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JmKZX)
I'm so cynical today, I better go to bed and get up on the other side.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)
She's not a 1, amigo. Why bother?
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (NcvvS)
The cure is a combination of sodium nitrate and brown sugar.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (1wjle)
I'm excited because there's a new post, I was trying to be first and I treated myself to chocolate AND ketchup flavored Lays chips from the dollar store!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Sco7b)
https://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog/entry/
photo-young-conservatives-team-member-
sarah-longwell-marries-wife-in-ca
I don't mind a little extra here and there but I'd like there to be something good mixed in with the extra
she's like chubby Jan Brady.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (1wjle)
that's what i figure but he seems to be suggesting it's more than that.
Posted by: ace
My understanding is the funding applies to 4000+ support staff for ice/cbp that will continue to go with no pay, clerical, missing children, etc., if they are stripped under the senate funding bill.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)
I think she's a dude.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: old chick
ah. thank you.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)
"Zero Fist" or "Zero Sword"
(I know that "rei" can mean things other than "zero", but I don't remember what those are off the top of my head)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (FpHTM)
I died the year All The Ice Caps Melted and flooded my basement, trapping me in the dryer to suffocate.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (DgMqy)
she's like chubby Jan Brady.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM
What if she brings the wife along? Two chicks at once.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)
Way back in the annals of AoSHQ Lore there is a tale of Anal Bleaching. And that tale included a guy named Reiken.
That's all I can provide.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (rbvCR)
i petted a polar bear but the ice sheet broke loose and now we're floating in the rising ocean and also the polar bear ate me
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (1wjle)
1 - too much friction
ii - Never much cared for The Cure
c - add corn oil
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (NcvvS)
dude they're heinous. It's like getting a second helping of shit.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (4NO2D)
I died from Popcorn Lung, 3 Months before I died from Long Covid.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:24 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: garrett
......
Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)
As for Omar, Pam Bondi isn't going to Jack and Shit about it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:25 PM (abIsI)
Bruv, just take the L
https://tinyurl.com/4v6y37p6
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (vbXSk)
THE CURE: THE WALK
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=fdJLxHK1smU
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah... note... NASA records show Worldwide temps have now dropped for three years running...
Media... crickets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)
==
"It's expensive to keep using all that electricity to keep my house heated and cooled and well lit.
Especially since you peons should never expect to get any of that. Jeesh!"
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (1wjle)
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Been watching a bunch of British TV, bruv?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: garrett
......
Too late. They didn't have any ice to preserve it so they made soup.
Posted by: wth
That's just wrong.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)
Trump raped me and stuck a Golden T in my little butthole
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (4NO2D)
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I don't know why it comes to mind, but toby928 has a wierd thing for Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (NcvvS)
lol
I think I made a Somali Clitoris Soup joke here, back about 15 years ago.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM
I think that was literally my first comment on this blog, but you have to go way back to remember it.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)
And just to be clear , the inner crust levels of earth do not reach a million degrees.
Retard Extraordinaire
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: old chick
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So when the gop said we FULLY funded ice for 5 years or whatever with BBB, they were, as usual, lying.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)
https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2022/07/24/trump-voter-
focus-groups-january-6-hearings-effects-rs-vpx.cnn
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (xvV+O)
Brace yourselves.
Hegseth has removed 2 blacks and 2 females from a promotion list in an egregious action according to some idiot talking now.
Some lady right now. "This is sad that we're seeing this and sad that we're seeing this now."
Oh man, the MS Now bitch. "Well that would require reading so I don't think you'll be able to get them to do it." Bitchy.
Man, MS Now's full day coverage of No Kings Day will be lit. Too bad I gave up booze.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (5yDGQ)
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Saudi Arabia bought him off like 15 years ago.
He's got money.
He's just doing it for the love of the game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (JmKZX)
Wait-wai-wa-wa-wa--
>>This is regarding her fake-marrying her gay brother to give him a fraudulent immigration status in the US, not about she herself being added to another person's family to commit immigration fraud.
Why isn't it regarding BOTH?
Next:
>>he's been discussing legal remedies with White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, explaining that questions have been raised: "How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?"
By looking at BOTH frauds.
What am I missing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (XJ22o)
You don't seem to understand how reality works in DemLand. There, an unsupported assertion is the same thing as ironclad experimental proof.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (EES2L)
- Elaine Benes voice
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (abIsI)
I know, right? and the world is still facing a widespread shortages of thumb protectors.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (rbvCR)
lol
I think I made a Somali Clitoris Soup joke here, back about 15 years ago.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:27 PM (W7FsI)
That's a long game you are playing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:26 PM (vbXSk)
Probably met because her daughter Kai is an up and coming golfer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Cray Cray
Someone has to.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (abIsI)
They believe in truth not Facts.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (W7FsI)
Several bands from late '70s to mid-'80s that just run together in my mind. They are in that mix.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (bNf8H)
I reiterate the point I made this morning.
Democrats were being blamed for shutting down DHS and creating chaos at the airports. Trump was being a hero by sending ICE. This was about the only political PR win that Republicans have had in months.
Thune destroyed that advantage overnight and turned it into a loss.
Now Republicans will be blamed for blocking a bipartisan bill to fund DHS and fix this mess.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (n17eQ)
I was just wondering if that was the longest callback ever, or if it was just time for another to pick up the mantel and carry it?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
I was never a big Cure fan...but, damn. Some of their tunes are peak.
That one, in particular imo.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (W7FsI)
https://is.gd/yWFCpb
Lan Lam, however, is rowrrrr.
https://is.gd/zqDfVg
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)
https://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog/entry/
photo-young-conservatives-team-member-
sarah-longwell-marries-wife-in-ca
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:20 PM (1wjle)
IT'S HAPPENING!!! ACE IS POSTING BUSTY LESBIAN PORN!!
Posted by: banana Dream - of signs and portents at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (3uBP9)
It's about the political pushback game now and how to play it best .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:33 PM (V4IXI)
Of course they ignore that the east coast had one of the best seasons ever. And European resorts got absolutely pounded with snow this year, it’s almost April and conditions are at mid-Winter levels.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (W7FsI)
The lefties counter 'DEI hire' with 'LBM hire' which is a loyalty before merit hire. They're arguing that the DEI hires actually are competent and being passed over because they're not on the team.
Interesting argument.
Let's test everyone and sort this out!!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (UjdFS)
O/T, Ace, what is also glorious and enough to propel me to chores is a clip of CPAC where Josh Hammer literally hammers all the "Retards on the Right," as he calls them: Tucker, Candace, Megyn...and calls them "Podcastisan!" I LOVED IT! I think it is from today and he took no prisoners and laid it all out to the audience. Great, great stuff!!!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (s+VJm)
Let's test everyone and sort this out!!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:35 PM
When you mention standards the Left will pretend to not understand what you are talking about.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)
This argument is as well supported with facts as the assertion that the climate hysterics were proven right.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/5ymdrr4m
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)
Take talent and practice to get that smirk down pat.
Kinda like the gravitas that resting Jake face trots out on command.
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (j10i6)
The DOJ has had an investigation of Omar going for a long time. Actually started under Biden and that would have been buried. Trump announced the investigation was restarted in January.
Vance is just confirming something already known.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (viF8m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uATxRunbxwE
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)
Got an odd sign-in notice after opening the window - just a 58-second clip showed up.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Cqx++)
"I'm the only one in this room professional enough to handle this firearm."
Posted by: Famous pre-injury words at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:34 PM (W7FsI)
One of my all time favorite lyrics.
Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: wth
She needs to put something other than food in her mouth.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (abIsI)
58 seconds of busty lesbians?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (84SEz)
Not worth the risk.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (qAeYZ)
78 She looks like the catcher on Hillary Clinton's softball team
https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2022/07/24/trump-voter-
focus-groups-january-6-hearings-effects-rs-vpx.cnn
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM
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That reminds me, I ought to shave. Going out later.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 04:38 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Famous pre-injury words at March 27, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)
The embarrassment had to hurt worse than the gunshot.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)
Well, now we know what's at the bottom of a drunken hobo fuck pile...
Posted by: Boswell at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (j10i6)
https://tinyurl.com/5ymdrr4m
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)
She looks like tranny Paul Blart, Mall Cop.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:40 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Jetto at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (NqU0S)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m
ROFL
Thanks.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (Sco7b)
Yes, marrying her brother was bad, but she was never a legit immigrant. It’s always been lies.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4KUe5)
She looks like that one on the Drew Carey show... you know, Drew Carey.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)
Thanks, Harry, remembering that tune, id's the band. Got played a lot, back in the day.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (n+hRS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 04:42 PM (s+VJm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)
Same with Pictures...
'I've been looking so long
at these pictures of you
that I almost believe that
they're real'
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:43 PM (W7FsI)
Not worth the risk.
Posted by: From about That Time
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Tiger and driving. There is an Asian driver joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: scampydog at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D
Gay as fuck?
In the 'classical' sense are we saying like the sacred companions where it was gay lovers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: illiniwek
Voter ID is 80% support too. And yet it will never happen. Politicians on both sides give zero fucks what normies want. Dems only listen to their far left donors and Reps only listen to their corporate donors.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)
Fucking coffee, everywhere.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (W7FsI)
Also known as a "Beltway Budget Cut."
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: 13times
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More like a Stuckey's 9.0, having eaten way too many of those pecan log rolls.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (5yDGQ)
Yeah, too bad she was always a scrunt.
Posted by: Jetto at March 27, 2026 04:46 PM (NqU0S)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
I hate you for upstaging my joke.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:46 PM (dK+Kv)
The biggest own goal might have been Elliot Spitzer. His wife, Silda Wall, was beautiful, accomplished, and effortlessly classy in a way that the bumf***er Spitzer could never hope to match. He traded her for a deranged whore and lost his political future in the bargain. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
Gross!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (WONhk)
she was never a legit immigrant. It’s always been lies.
Posted by: Lizzy
==============
See, I don't understand why the whole mess of lies isn't included in one investigation. There's an avalanche of lies to look at, and any lie you don't address is an opening for the left to scream racism at the least and fight legally at the worst. "She told the truth about herself! Everything was truthful except her very sisterly attempt to rescue her poor, marginalized brother from--" (Remember when Ana Navarro literally cried to think of Biden's "protection" of his darling son?)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Seems a little extreme just to get out of guard duty. He couldn't call in sick?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Truly regret not having a camera handy, when a billboard appeared advertising a Stuckey's and a Starbucks - sharing a building. The hipsters had to have vomited about it.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:48 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:44 PM (PFs9e)
I realize this is selfish of me, not living in MN, but I would enjoy it if she was gone forever to her homeland.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (WONhk)
Hah I immediately pictured the fat chick with the blue eye shadow and LOL and then really LOL when I got to the real punchline.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Sounds like a good excuse for more deportations.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 04:49 PM (p6xxx)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen
Yes, BUT, at some point (?) they will start losing elections, if that silent majority ever "wakes up" (or becomes angry enough after enough rapes/murders and loudspeaker calls to prayer.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah what an idiot.
Posted by: Jack Ryan at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (3uBP9)
Their love did inspire 'Love Story.' I'm not sure if that was before or after he invented the internet.
And saved us from global warming only to see climate change become the fearsome new adversary.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)
Was his leg getting fresh with her? Then it deserved it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (fnAaR)
·
56m
>>🚨 BREAKING: DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has just BEGUN the process of paying some 50,000 THOUSAND TSA agents at President Trump's orders
>>Pay is set to hit as early as Monday 👏🏻
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes
Find the hottest woman out there and I’ll find you a guy tired of her shit.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (qAeYZ)
What the Left really wants is the Chinese or Soviet system -- one party, no opposition, all votes 435-0, the only disputes in the back hallways and on Bluesky.
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)
Somebody just called the “No Kings” protest a Karen Convention.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)
lol
Stolen.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)
There's a big difference between "hottest" and all the other attributes a woman should possess. If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (W7FsI)
To not deport her would be a mi. Make an example of her. She has never dealt honestly with this country and her people.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (4KUe5)
Somebody just called the “No Kings” protest a Karen Convention.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:53 PM (KDbie)
Uh.... No Kings...
Just... Queens?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Point is no matter how “perfect” a woman is, guys get bored
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (qAeYZ)
Worthless.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (yv1Au)
Posted by: XTC
If she arrives in Somalia with a barge full of first world garbage they’ll make her queen.
Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)
Posted by: illiniwek
The invasion and occupation of mostly America hating armies of illegals must continue to be stopped and as many deported as can be.
If even just the "core components of ice" (Chip Roy's words) are stripped from the senate funding bill, nothing else much matters in the long run.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (F3Dlr)
I thought that was the Lesbians who go Pear Shaped?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)
That's why golf is so popular.
Takes a lot longer to get bored with 18 Holes.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:57 PM (W7FsI)
>>#WINNING
Saw a video of the vote yesterday. Whole lot of celebrating on one side and sad faces on the other.
I've been following so of the latest votes coming out of the EU and the tide appears to be turning. Latest was in Denmark where the anti-immigrant party made huge gains.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:00 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah what an idiot.
Posted by: Jack Ryan at March 27, 2026 04:50 PM (3uBP9
The funniest documentary you will EVER, EVER see is 2016 'Weiner' when he was trying to run for mayor after the scandal.
Another scandal broke out while they were filming. Oh man, it was hilarious. I didn't see it on Roku sadly.
It's on YouTube!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (wemAv)
It also may keep the poor men from rolling out of bed accidentally
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)
There's a big difference between "hottest" and all the other attributes a woman should possess. If you select only for "hottest", don't be surprised when it all goes pear-shaped.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
You have great knowledge, Archimedes, kemosabe.
I was once at least a almost boiling simmer...however, I had other attributes like a brain, sense of humor, confidence, ambition and drive plus a party gene every weekend.
I had something extra and so did he. Not a cardboard eye-a-tolja was my dude.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)
That's a potato
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)
I did have a thing for late 90s Sarah Silverman, unfortunately. She was kinda cute in her guest role on Voyager.
Then the early 2000s came along and she got more repulsive by the year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)
Will something happen?
Posted by: Because some people say nothing will happen at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (wemAv)
I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (W7FsI)
Do it. DO IT!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (p6xxx)
Posted by: XTC
If she arrives in Somalia with a barge full of first world garbage they’ll make her queen.
Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)
Send her back with all the 2026 Patriot Super Bowl Champions TeeShirts.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (V4IXI)
Is it time to discuss that he's half Asian?
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (EFuUn)
I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:03 PM (W7FsI)
Yes, but not every news release, especially about repurposing medicines are accurate, or complete.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (rbvCR)
It also may keep the poor men from rolling out of bed accidentally
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)
Bunch of dementia patients runner around with boners.
Oh man, no women will work at the rest homes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (NtVYv)
A thing of beauty, y'all.
I heard a few indignant yells from a womman now and then... and figured Candace might be flipping out (ok, I hoped she was going full locopath).
Or maybe Megyn. If Cucker, his voice was higher, which is possible if he was bursting blood vessels and going berserk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (qAeYZ)
Scott Johnson at Powerline has been writing about Omar for years and David Steinberg as well:
https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er
I don't understand why it is taking so long. It's clear that she committed multiple fraud: immigration, student loan, and tax.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (W7FsI)
That's a potato
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)
or patrick starfish
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Clay at March 27, 2026 04:56 PM (TC+ab)
Perfection. With Burger King crowns!
I would not be sober for days if this happened!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:07 PM (WONhk)
Is it time to discuss that he's half Asian?
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 05:04 PM (EFuUn)
And possibly a woman?
Posted by: Dr. T at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (lHPJf)
>>Pay is set to hit as early as Monday 👏🏻
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 04:52 PM (viF8m)
Ok, but tell me again why we even need a TSA? Other countries have managed to maintain zero highjackings since 9/11 without one. What special reward are we reaping with the invasive searches that we've been enduring since the turn of the century?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)
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Scott Johnson at Powerline has been writing about Omar for years and David Steinberg as well:
https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er
I don't understand why it is taking so long. It's clear that she committed multiple fraud: immigration, student loan, and tax.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 05:05 PM
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Clearly there's a reason.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 05:08 PM (mS8PE)
Also, as they sabotage the removal of foreign threats that Biden et al flooded into the US, any and all violence (terrorism) that comes from it will be placed on the Trump administration. They're trying to set the country up for catastrophe so Trump takes the hit.
It's a "heads I win, tails you lose" tactic. Eff that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (2UnvF)
Funny is t it how Ben Shapiro went from never trunp to 10000% maga in 2 minutes. The same way Cucker went the other way in 2 minutes. Megyn went anti maga to maga back to anti maga.
People don’t radically change their views like that in their 40s and 50s. It’s all an act.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (qAeYZ)
"We're not doing that."
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I'm also not sure what this means. It could be real bad, or it could be just the bad we expected. I hope it's some gamesmanship that I also don't understand that might fix things and make it a better bill.
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 05:10 PM (lCppi)
They performed their best during the shutdown. Did you notice how none of the criminals we're after could flee the country because they couldn't get to their plane?
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 05:11 PM (fnAaR)
They might not have TSA but they do have screening. I was stopped in Switzerland once for having my toiletries in a ziplock bag in my carry on that was the wrong size. The best part is I was given that bag by TSA in Boston because my original bag ripped. I shit you not.
They also have armed military with automatic weapons. Doesn't bother me but can you imagine the freakout from the left if we had that here?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)
I thought it was originally developed as a heart / circulatory med and the Hard-Ons were a side effect?
Posted by: garrett
100% accurate. The "side-effect' of unwanted erections only became re-framed as the "primary effect" after it had been on the market for over a decade as a heart medicine.
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a)
Tiger seems to need to go through some major life crisis ever four years so this wouldn’t be entirely off-brand for him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (iwi5a
I'd expect Tiger Woods to have plenty of drivers.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Sco7b)
4 out of 5 dentists agree type shit
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (4FSt/)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (Ia/+0)
So I got to take time out to deal with that, and thank goodness it was mild steel. It was nearly as bad as when I "found" a tomato cage with a tiller deck on a Kubota tractor.
But the garden is tilled, and needs one more go when it dries out for another week.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 05:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (gLikB)
Would solve a lot of problems.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (oAa51)
Deep Thought :
How many dentists have last name of Dennis?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:15 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (AVnGb)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 05:17 PM (qFwJc)
It is amazing the shit the ground will burp up after a season of Frost Cycles.
I have a piece of property that is constantly coughing up random items, each Spring.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 05:19 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (viF8m)
We need TSA because Democrats will certainly use a useful idiot on an aircraft the second we let our guard down.
Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2026 05:13 PM (4FSt/)
I see a commonality here that can be addressed with one weird trick...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2026 05:20 PM (nbLIj)
And my mother said in court that my dad killed her many times...believe every woman, believe every climate scientist!!!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 27, 2026 05:22 PM (ynpvh)
They performed their best during the shutdown. Did you notice how none of the criminals we're after could flee the country because they couldn't get to their plane?
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 05:11 PM (fnAaR)
TSA should be merged into ICE. everyone flying in or out might be an immigrant, illegal or otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: zombie at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)
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In our ED in FL a 60yr old man coded from this and another heart med during some activity with his wife at home.
It was sad and my job was to be there when the doc told her he could not help him.
However, prior to us going to see her he had to rattle my cage a bit as we stood there and looked at the man (she was in another room).
He did this on purpose, as all of them liked to do to me now and then, as I was very professional and a lady and basically unfazed by them most of the time.
He and I were standing there and he said, "Well, it's not a bad way to go if you think about it." And expected me to then go with him to this lady somber and controlled. He knew I'd have to laugh first and get it over with, but not in the poor man's room.
So I snort laughed instead and had tears of suppressed laughter. He was very pleased.
Wicked MD, and very handsome Italian/American. I told him I'd get him back when it was over.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 05:25 PM (WONhk)
Appeals Court Overrules Activist Leftwing Minnesota Judges, Declares That Illegal Aliens Can Be Held Indefinitely Without Bond While Waiting for Their Deportation
This is important because if you want to deport someone -- put them on a plane -- you need to have physical custody of their bodies, and activist judges keep ruling that after ICE captures an illegal alien, he must be allowed to go free. He'll just show up for his actual deportation, right?
No, of course not. He will disappear "into the shadows," as Jeb Bush might say. But that's what these activist, lawless Democrat judges want -- a soft judicial repeal of the power to deport. They can't just say "we're overruling Congress" -- Congress has the power to make laws about immigration and naturalization, of course -- so instead they just spam out fake requirement after fake requirement to make it effectively impossible to deport anyone. In short -- they want to codify Biden's lawless executive decision to open the borders and guarantee all comers a permanent residency in America into "law" without having to go through the bother of actually changing the law. The Eighth Circuit is the second appeals court to tell lowly court judges they do not have the power to overrule both Congress and the President.And that's not all. The Supreme Court appears inclined to side with the Administration on the government's right to turn away "asylum" seekers at the border.
Appeals court lets Trump administration hold many immigration detainees without bond A panel of appeals court judges handed the Trump administration a major legal victory on Wednesday in its quest to detain large swaths of immigrants living in the country illegally, saying that people who entered the United States without inspection and admission can be detained without bond. The 2-1 decision by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit marks the second time that a federal appellate court has sided with the administration on the issue, even as hundreds of lower court judges across the country have taken the opposite view. The conservative Fifth Circuit issued a similar ruling earlier this year. Wednesday's ruling could impact more than 1,000 immigration detention cases in Minnesota alone, according to a source in the U.S. Attorney's office in that state. The Eighth Circuit also oversees six other states stretching from North Dakota to Arkansas. The case involved a man named Joaquin Herrera Avila, a citizen of Mexico who was apprehended by the Department of Homeland Security in Minneapolis last August. DHS detained him without bond and brought removal proceedings against him. His lawyers filed a petition of habeas corpus seeking his release, and the U.S. District Court in Minnesota granted the request. Wednesday's decision reversed the lower court's ruling. The majority opinion was drafted by Judge Bobby Shepherd, a George W. Bush appointee, and joined by Judge L. Steven Grasz, a Trump appointee. Judge Ralph R. Erickson, who was appointed during President Trump's first term, dissented. "Except for a single DUI, for nearly 20 years, Joaquin Herrera Avila had been living a law-abiding life in the United States," Erickson wrote. "For the past 29 years, Avila would have been entitled to a bond hearing during his removal proceedings. The court now holds that Avila--and millions of others--are subject to mandatory detention." ... But the Trump administration has argued that anyone who entered the U.S. illegally is subject to mandatory deportation, unless immigration authorities grant them parole on humanitarian or public interest grounds. Last fall, a Justice Department-run immigration court made a sweeping determination that the government could essentially detain a large swath of immigrants indefinitely while their removal proceedings are pending. Since then, federal courts across the United States have been crushed by a tidal wave of cases filed by immigrants challenging their detention. In most cases, U.S. District Courts have sided with the immigrants and ruled against the government. According to a tally from Politico, more than 400 judges have ruled against the government in more than 5,000 cases.
The majority of Supreme Court justices appeared to be sympathetic to the idea that the Trump administration should be able to turn away asylum seekers at the US-Mexico border. If the court rules in favor of the administration, the government will be able to revive a policy used during Trump's first term, where those seeking asylum were stopped at the border from setting foot in the US. Federal law dictates that those who arrive in the US and are "physically present in the United States" or "arrive in the United States" can apply for asylum. The issue is whether noncitizens merely have to show up to the border to request asylum or if they have to cross the border fully before applying. The majority of justices appeared to be sympathetic to the Trump administration in the case, per the New York Times. Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. and Justice Amy Coney Barrett suggested that "arrives in" means that someone has fully crossed the border. "'Arriving" sounds more 'in the process of.' 'Arrives in' sounds more like 'you've reached your destination,'" Justice Barrett said in the hearing. "If it's not crossing the physical border, what is the magic thing?" Former President Barak Obama implemented the policy where some seeking asylum would be turned around at the border, which was expanded by Trump. However, that policy was rescinded under the Biden administration. Biden rejected Trump's border security measures and allowed tens of millions of illegal immigrants to cross into the United States, be paroled, and wait for immigration hearings that were often scheduled five or more years down the road. At one point during his term in office, Biden dismissed a bunch of immigration cases, leaving migrants in a legal limbo with neither legal status nor deporation orders. The Trump administration has urged the justices to allow the policy to be reinstated. Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh suggested that the debate about where a migrant is at when they request asylum is "very artificial." Two of the liberal justices, Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson, had tougher questions for the administration in the case. They were the only justices who appeared sympathetic to allowing the full embrace of asylum claims at the border.
Look, we don't give thanks enough. Trump has had some bumps and oopsies this term, but he's been great 96% of the time. 96% will get you an A anywhere. An A+, really, with the curve.
🚨MASSIVE COURT WIN🚨
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 26, 2026
The 8th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 2-1 in FAVOR of the Trump administration, finding that ICE CAN detain illegal aliens WITHOUT bond.
Activist judges in Minnesota have been OVERRULED
New Democrat meltdown incomingpic.twitter.com/DMHuzdAtQB
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just UNLOADED on Supreme Court Justices Amy Coney Barrett and Neil Gorsuch
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 26, 2026
"Not that it matters, but 2 of the people that voted for that I APPOINTED. They SICKEN ME. They sicken me because they're BAD for our country."
"The Supreme Court is… pic.twitter.com/x1UAxduGl4
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (cpys8)
no Christmas card for you
Posted by: brak at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (jGJov)
The courts never side with Trump. They always go against him.
And when they do go with him, it's actually not with him but actually against him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (abIsI)
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Ugh. This is like the 3rd or 4th Trump judge to stab him in the back in the past few months. Who the fuck is vetting these appointments?
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (ao1UM)
The other DOJ, not the one run by Bondi.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (JmKZX)
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Woke lawmaker Pramila Jayapal called for illegal immigrants to receive reparations to make up for the 'trauma' of being targeted by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
The progressive Washington Democrat blasted ICE activity in the latest of her 'shadow hearings' about immigration reform on Friday, which she titled 'Kidnapped and Disappeared.'
Jayapal called for 'offensive action' against ICE activities, saying she hoped for 'prosecutions and real accountability' against immigration agents.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (cpys
Trump has been good for the blue collar.
White collar I will grant you.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 03:18 PM (gKWVE)
Pfft. I voted with Trump 99% of the time. That should get me an A++, right?
Posted by: John Cornyn (R-TX) at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
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Woke lawmaker Pramila Jayapal called for illegal immigrants to receive reparations to make up for the 'trauma' of being targeted by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
The progressive Washington Democrat blasted ICE activity in the latest of her 'shadow hearings' about immigration reform on Friday, which she titled 'Kidnapped and Disappeared.'
Jayapal called for 'offensive action' against ICE activities, saying she hoped for 'prosecutions and real accountability' against immigration agents.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (I7J9
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By January of 2028, every Democrat running for president will have promised full amnesty and automatic citizenship for everyone deported by Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (qAeYZ)
Senators. Thune has kept the "blue slip" rule where Democrats decide who goes through or not. Sometimes the Democrats let "Republicans" in, but they're proven RINOs or are quiet men who aren't married but dress well
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM
* waves *
Posted by: Atomic Dog Boy at March 27, 2026 03:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (qAeYZ)
Senators. Thune has kept the "blue slip" rule where Democrats decide who goes through or not. Sometimes the Democrats let "Republicans" in, but they're proven RINOs or are quiet men who aren't married but dress well
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)
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It's not a rule. It's more of a tradition.
And that's a committee thing, which falls on Grassley's shoulders mostly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (JmKZX)
The modern Dems remind me more and more of the antebellum types. They've boxed themselves into such an ideological straitjacket that it doesn't matter how insane their positions are, they're not going to back off an inch. It will not end well for any of us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)
*blushes*
Posted by: Miss Lindsey at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (abIsI)
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Speaking of Minnesota.....this ruling and the JD Vance led fraud project is going to have an interesting result. The Somalis of Minneapolis are going to do the big Exodus to more fertile grounds. It will be interesting to see where that is. I'm going to guess San Diego area, which already has about 15k Somalis on the books. The only fly in the ointment is that there is a cocentration of uncovering fraud in California as well. Right now they are concentrating on the false Hospice entities. But, it will expand, and the GOP leading Governor candidate is making that a staple of his campaign.
So, maybe a state that isn't getting much attention, but is firmly Blue and ripe for fraud. Either way, I predict a mass emigration of Somalis out of Minnesota in short order.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (dIske)
The modern Dems remind me more and more of the antebellum types. They've boxed themselves into such an ideological straitjacket that it doesn't matter how insane their positions are, they're not going to back off an inch. It will not end well for any of us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)
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I keep making the comparison to the Italian Democrat Party.
They are a runt party at this point. Second in Parliament, but the 1st and 3rd biggest parties form a coalition that makes the Democrats pointless.
Democrats have only gotten more hardline on open border since their fall into irrelevance started under Bulosconi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (JmKZX)
True, but I don't think that's the real reason the leftist swine vehemently opposed detention without bond.
The real reason was because illegals staring at months if not years in what is effectively prison will be much more likely to sign waivers and go back home voluntarily.
Big win.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)
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No penalties, yet, for being a Maoist.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
I got a 7 day ban on Reddit for pointing out Somalis commit fraud. That was deemed hate speech lol.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (qAeYZ)
Big win.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
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Supposedly, 75% or so of those picked up already do this.
They're not counted as deportations but voluntary removals.
Deportations were about 600,000 for Trump's first year of his second term.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (JmKZX)
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Woke lawmaker Pramila Jayapal called for illegal immigrants to receive reparations to make up for the 'trauma' of being targeted by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
The progressive Washington Democrat blasted ICE activity in the latest of her 'shadow hearings' about immigration reform on Friday, which she titled 'Kidnapped and Disappeared.'
Jayapal called for 'offensive action' against ICE activities, saying she hoped for 'prosecutions and real accountability' against immigration agents.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (I7J9
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By January of 2028, every Democrat running for president will have promised full amnesty and automatic citizenship for everyone deported by Trump.
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There's really no living beside Democrats anymore. They have to be sidelined or "kidnapped and disappeared."
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj)
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New York State wants a word with you.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:24 PM (qAeYZ)
But judicial nominations were among the several things not on my plate when I worked in the Senate and thus I don't have actual experience with them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (U/Byj)
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New York State wants a word with you.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:24 PM (qAeYZ)
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The Maine Dem gubernatorial primary race is bizarre.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
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Ugh. This is like the 3rd or 4th Trump judge to stab him in the back in the past few months. Who the fuck is vetting these appointments?
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (qAeYZ)
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The Federalist Society, which ended up bring a scam, like a lot of other "conservative" organizations. They are basically just a big business lawyer group.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: François Gigot de la Peyronie at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (Y1sOo)
But judicial nominations were among the several things not on my plate when I worked in the Senate and thus I don't have actual experience with them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (U/Byj)
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No.
It's about filling spaces in statewide federal offices and deferring to the Senators from that state as a matter of courtesy.
Circuit and up, it's whomever the president wants to nominate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (JmKZX)
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Yes, evenly divided legislature. The Twin Cities, Duluth/Iron Range, and Rochester are the crazies. The rest of the state is red but doesn't have the combined population of the 3 metro areas.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (I7J98)
Israeli foreign minister insults Palestine right in front of the fake leader of Somaliland - who just listens in humiliating silence
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: moki at March 27, 2026 03:30 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (Vh9CX)
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I can't find anything saying that the Federalist Society recommended Erickson.
He was appointed to the United States District Court for the District of North Dakota by W in 2003, and then appointed to the Eighth Circuit by Trump in 2017.
Seems like he's just a respected judge from North Dakota who get his turn when a space on the Eighth opened up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:30 PM (JmKZX)
beckster, thought the Iron Range had evolved quite a bit politically? Very Trump-ish in his elections? Makes perfect sense, seemed like mostly "Reagan Democrats" who would be especially open to Trump trade policies, etc. Still recall one of the clueless MSM reporters doing the "talk to locals at the diner" thing in 2016 I think. He was clearly taken aback when the regular blue collar guys instantly and casually said they supported Trump.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:30 PM (U/Byj)
The modern Dems remind me more and more of the antebellum types. They've boxed themselves into such an ideological straitjacket that it doesn't matter how insane their positions are, they're not going to back off an inch. It will not end well for any of us.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM
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Theory of slavery
States' rights
Honor, sir, honor
One Southerner is worth ten Yankees
*thud*
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:31 PM (mS8PE)
ok the last thread had a great thing going about a dungon and we all had to bail too soon with the nood...
just saying
Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 27, 2026 03:31 PM (y+RCP)
Israeli foreign minister insults Palestine right in front of the fake leader of Somaliland - who just listens in humiliating silence
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (CWTWj)
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I strongly suspect the leader of Somaliland would be willing to make fun of Palestinians. Just equate them to the people from Somalia, and he'll go nuts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:31 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Vpqw1)
So, he likes Kavanaugh...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 03:31 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (JmKZX)
And he hasn't legalized Vigilante Street Justice.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:32 PM (FpHTM)
Irrelevant. When he crossed the border without reporting to a CBP official at a PoE, he broke the law. And every day he spent here was another day breaking the law. Oh, and by not managing the very simple task of reporting to a CBP official at a PoE, he thumbed his nose at the offer of due process. Deport his ass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 03:32 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 03:32 PM (muXU/)
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He only committed the civil act of being here legally, so the Trump administration is pursuing the civil remedy.
Deporting him. It's the civil remedy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:33 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 27, 2026 03:34 PM (kVCOc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:33 PM (JmKZX)
Impaling him. It's the satisfying remedy.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:34 PM (FpHTM)
beckster, thought the Iron Range had evolved quite a bit politically? Very Trump-ish in his elections? Makes perfect sense, seemed like mostly "Reagan Democrats" who would be especially open to Trump trade policies, etc. Still recall one of the clueless MSM reporters doing the "talk to locals at the diner" thing in 2016 I think. He was clearly taken aback when the regular blue collar guys instantly and casually said they supported Trump.
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Yeah, the Iron Range definitely has shifted to more red but it's still in the union clutches. Another blue area is around St. Cloud in central MN, which has seen a lot of growth.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:34 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (Y1sOo)
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I want to save aliens from living in the evil, capitalistic hellhole that is fascist America where police are given green lights to murder brown people in the street for sport. They need to go back to their nations with socialist single payer healthcare to live freer lives than they can get in this shithole of a nation.
Why do you want aliens to be subjected to singularly bad racism in America?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Dave at March 27, 2026 03:36 PM (sbsMc)
Those of a certain age will recall asylum as it was originally intended and implemented.
Individuals, persecuted for their beliefs, given sanctuary. Often at a US Embassy, to start, later to be negotiated out in some sort of swap. This was the Cold War norm, usually with Soviet bloc countries, and it was exactly why the law was enacted.
Literally millions of random people showing up at the border, obviously economic migrants (= zero basis for admission or status under the actual law), just ushered in, and the "asylum" process and meaning completely thrown out. Odd, but one of the most infuriating and depressing things (of the non-stop tsunami of such) in recent years. Probably because those who know recognize what a perversion of a very noble American policy it all is.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:36 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 03:36 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (U/Byj)
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Yes, that was in Maple Grove, an upscale burb west of downtown MPLS.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:37 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 27, 2026 03:38 PM (wBaIH)
Nothing Trump has done has been particularly radical or even really innovative.
He's just doing the things politicians have been saying they would do since the end of the cold war.
One way to look at it is that every right leaning pol should be working the same way but honestly Trump hasn't been even particularly rightwing - you can find speeches by Clinton, Sanders, Schumer, and others about the problems illegals cause and the need for vote security.
So, imagine if every elected pol, left or right, put America first? Hell, remember when given a choice between even their supposed holy grail of nationalized healthcare or illegals the modern left has consistently choosen illegals.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
Wouldn't it depend on the particular Yankees and the particular Southerners.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 03:38 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2026 03:39 PM (U/Byj)
I'm ready to drop Grassley. Between corn in gas and blue slips he's burning out his own flame.
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 03:39 PM (8uzBS)
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1. I'll bet he's got more on his rap sheet than a DUI.
2. Since when is a DUI a "who cares" offense? We were told for decades that drunk driving was a a serious and potentially deadly offense. So much so that rooting out evil drunk drivers warranted extreme (and unconstitutional) measures like stopping cars without a warrant or any indication of any criminal conduct, indefensible guilt merely by the results of a poorly-maintained test, instant revocation of driver's license for years, etc.
3. Fuck this guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
I'm ready to drop Grassley. Between corn in gas and blue slips he's burning out his own flame.
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 03:39 PM (8uzBS)
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He's a committed investigator, which has its uses, but yeah, on the balance, he feels more like a millstone than an asset.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:40 PM (JmKZX)
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OK, but this part's true though.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 03:36 PM (2UnvF)
😂😉
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 03:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 03:41 PM (x8k2o)
Literally millions of random people showing up at the border, obviously economic migrants (= zero basis for admission or status under the actual law), just ushered in,
A couple of points expanding this:
A few years ago a German family sought asylum. The German government wouldn't let home school and wanted to indoctrinate them. This is a clear asylum case. Biden sent them back.
Its an open secret that most "refugees" travel back home for vacation. What the hell are they refugees from then?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 03:42 PM (2UnvF)
In the military, one is enough to end your military life. (Or a DWI as they are called in TX.).
But such an offense is a “who cares” offense if you are a foreign national illegally present in the United States. If you are a citizen, God help you. It’s a wonder police haven’t been given the power to summarily execute drunk drivers, such is the severity of the offense as we have all been told.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 03:43 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Cqx++)
The people claiming making immigrants show their papers is like the NAZIs also support drunk driving check points. Hell many of them support forcing car companies to install breathalyzer machines into new cars
Also, the FNM and these same people argued Shrub's DUI was a serious criminal offense. True, one can argue being president is a bigger deal then being let into the country but the argument is still DUI is a serious thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 03:44 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Cqx++)
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Traveling without moving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:44 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 03:39 PM (8uzBS)
And he’s, what, 90?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 03:44 PM (muXU/)
So, imagine if every elected pol, left or right, put America first? Hell, remember when given a choice between even their supposed holy grail of nationalized healthcare or illegals the modern left has consistently choosen illegals.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:38 PM
What I find so disheartening is when our party is finally in charge they can't seem to pass anything that will improve our country and the left is able to muscle through every stupid thing on their wish list. The ratchet only moves to the left and I see what they're doing.
I suspect being the terminally losing party pays well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 27, 2026 03:44 PM (uaflr)
I jest, but that's almost exactly what the left says.
Like, it's just incomprehensible, that's judges who rule in ways they like, because that matches their political policy preferences, could be ... wrong.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 03:45 PM (HXT0k)
I suspect a lot of conservative groups feel in the same way the GOP did. Remember the key point in modern politics is when the Dems forced Newt and his chosen successor Livingstone out making way for Hastert - whom they knew AT THE TIME was a pedophile
Given a thorough investigation I suspect you'd find that a key moment in the fall of all of the old right leaning orgs was the Dems identifying one perv and leaning on him...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
I jest, but that's almost exactly what the left says.
Like, it's just incomprehensible, that's judges who rule in ways they like, because that matches their political policy preferences, could be ... wrong.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 03:45 PM (HXT0k)
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In the name of democracy, the people must be protected from their choices and ruled by people they never elected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:46 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 03:43 PM (muXU/)
If you watch bodycam videos, you'll see that most drunk drivers deserve to get beaten within an inch of their life.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:47 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 03:48 PM (Kt19C)
Compare the economic fortunes of Trump with say former speaker McCarthy whose net worth miraculously increased by tens of millions of dollars in the last 10 years...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)
2. Since when is a DUI a "who cares" offense? We were told for decades that drunk driving was a a serious and potentially deadly offense. So much so that rooting out evil drunk drivers warranted extreme (and unconstitutional) measures like stopping cars without a warrant or any indication of any criminal conduct, indefensible guilt merely by the results of a poorly-maintained test, instant revocation of driver's license for years, etc.
3. Fuck this guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
Cop: "Sir I detect a strong odor of alcohol emanating from your person."
Person: "That's impossible. I don't drink alcohol. Give me the breathalyzer."
Cop: "I'm going to administer a sobriety test."
Person: "No, give me the breathalyzer."
Cop: *angrily and begrudgingly administers breathalyzer*
Person: *blows 0.0000* "I told you I wasn't drinking alcohol."
Cop: "You're under arrest for DUI."
Posted by: Pretty much a real event, paraphrased at March 27, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)
Given a thorough investigation I suspect you'd find that a key moment in the fall of all of the old right leaning orgs was the Dems identifying one perv and leaning on him...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
Which makes you wonder how much Epstein and his ilk had to do with gathering that information? Honeypot operations have worked since Samson and Delilah.
Posted by: moki at March 27, 2026 03:48 PM (wLjpr)
I jest, but that's almost exactly what the left says.
Note the exact same people also argue any judge that rules outside of the way they want is a criminal
But this is a core thing with the left there is no standard at all, its just want advances the narrative and gets leftwing groups paid.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
Is it their argument that Mexico is an unsafe shithole? I mean, it is but, are they actually saying that?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 03:50 PM (4NO2D)
@Breaking911
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13m
🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island, Florida
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 03:50 PM (diia5)
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An ex-security staffer for President Joe Biden who posed for pics with former VP Kamala Harris in front of a presidential jet was arrested for a chilling murder in San Francisco.
Nation Wood, 25, was arrested Wednesday, just 24 hours after he allegedly shot and killed Samantha Emge, 22, a 2025 graduate of San Francisco State University, at a home in San Francisco’s Sunset District.
Wood identified himself as a part-time security staffer for Biden’s White House Secret Service team starting in November 2023 on his LinkedIn profile.
He worked at the White House through July 2025, finishing out his term under President Donald Trump, according to his LinkedIn page that lists him as an “independent pre-event site security advisor.”
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 03:50 PM (I7J98)
ON leftwing sites they tell me MX is a safer, freer, and fairer country then the US and anyone arguing elsewise is a racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Sid at March 27, 2026 03:53 PM (MsZ+w)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
But they still all deserve to confiscate our money, somehow.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:53 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 03:53 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 03:53 PM (2UnvF)
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I don't want to know firsthand that which he claims great knowledge, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:54 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 03:54 PM (n5tGW)
@Breaking911
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13m
🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island, Florida
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 03:50 PM (diia5)
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Wow, he has the worst luck with automobiles.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
But they never really broke out of the European aristocratic model...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:49 PM
As a Moron has noted, the Issue is never the issue, the Issue is the Revolution.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (4NO2D)
I suspect being the terminally losing party pays well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 27, 2026 03:44 PM (uaflr)
Yeah, but once you get elected, the power of incumbency is such that you'll mostly stay in office until they carry you out in a body bag. Staying an incumbent by doing what the GOPe leadership tells you to do will keep you waist-deep in quality poontang and twinks.
Good luck finding willing, open-minded and doe-eyed coeds when you become an EX-Congressman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 03:56 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 03:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
*lays $5 on there being a woman involved in the car with him*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)
I'd caveat that in that what "the Revolution" means varies dramatically for different leftwing groups.
For the FSA it means more free shit.
For the line level activists it means creating the USSR here
But for the leadership? It looks something like Europe or the Middle East did 1000 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (2+SeL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)
*lays $10 on there being a man dressed like a woman involved in the car with Woods*
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)
Which is ALSO the USSR here- even if they are too retarded to know it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (EES2L)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (cMU4o)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (2+SeL)
Is it Code Blue Cam?
Because Wisconsin doesn't want to put ANYONE in PMITA prison.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (FpHTM)
Well, what do you think caused him to wreck?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (V4IXI)
Kevin McCarthy used the millions he got to move out of Luntz's spare bedroom...
No idea if he is not living with a bunch of coeds or rent boys though...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
A DUI has been made to be such a heinous crime and social error that it can just about ruin your life or many years. If you are an otherwise law-abiding citizen that is.
Posted by: Ripley at March 27, 2026 03:59 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 03:56 PM (zZu0s)
*lays $10 on there being a man dressed like a woman involved in the car with Woods*
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:57 PM (FpHTM)
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[Grins]
-- Eddie Murphy
More seriously, he was probably drunk or high. The crash from a few years ago was almost certainly due to DUI, but nobody was hurt (except for him) so it was covered up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)
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If you move out of market, it works!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (V4IXI)
No idea if he is not living with a bunch of coeds or rent boys though...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)
They all look the same if he gets high enough.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)
Did he miss another curve in the road while speeding and likely texting, like his crash in California a few years ago?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
........
What a meanie.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (V4IXI)
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Oh, I had forgotten that. Hope she wasn't in the car.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (JmKZX)
The whole reason I never sign up for the NHL's streaming service is because I just happen to live in a location where like SEVEN teams are blacked out.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:02 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)
It's part of the kink
Posted by: As with pro sports in general at March 27, 2026 04:02 PM (TbWk/)
I never understood rich celebs with driving issues that don't do this. Billy Joel was another one...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)
What professional sports league doesn't?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)
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Seems like all pro sports. A big factor is that the sports fans and viewers aren't really the league's customers. The real customers are broadcast and gambling.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:02 PM (FpHTM)
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Harsh.
I did MLB.tv for a couple of years, but my team is on the other side of the country.
The A's.
So, I would watch them all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cray Cray
.28 cents if you use 9mm
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (g4+28)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM (zZu0s)
All the good Japanese players only want to play for a California team.
It's a massive advantage over the rest of the league.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:04 PM (FpHTM)
But they never really broke out of the European aristocratic model...
Posted by: 18-1
Class jealousy can be intoxicating.
Posted by: The Communists at March 27, 2026 04:04 PM (yFLFB)
Not as a statistical breakdown - people have done that forever, but as an actual game?
It would be fun watching Jordan dunk on LeBron 10 times a game.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
Did he miss another curve in the road while speeding and likely texting, like his crash in California a few years ago?
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It was Tiger and another car - sheriff is saying no injuries.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: Cray Cray
.28 cents if you use 9mm
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (g4+2
*golfclap,*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (zZu0s)
No DUI is necessary for a removal of a non-authorized party. It should be that simple. I'm curious whether those individuals who go through the legal process of immigration have the ability to file civil litigation against anyone entering illegally, and being allowed to stay....based on a violation of the Equal Protection Laws.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cray Cray
.28 cents if you use 9mm
Posted by: nurse ratched
......
So, no last cigarette?
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:00 PM (V4IXI)
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Oh, I had forgotten that. Hope she wasn't in the car.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 04:01 PM
I hope he wasn't bitten.
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (4NO2D)
I did MLB.tv for a couple of years, but my team is on the other side of the country.
The A's.
So, I would watch them all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (JmKZX)
Yeah, my NHL team's _entire division_ (except for Carolina) is blacked out.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (FpHTM)
$100K to $1M
> $1M
I'm going to pick the middle range
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cray Cray
.28 cents if you use 9mm
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (g4+2
In practicality that would be at least $0.56 because it'll take two rounds minimum.
Posted by: Caliber wars! at March 27, 2026 04:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cray Cray
.28 cents if you use 9mm
Posted by: nurse ratched
......
So, no last cigarette?
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)
Selling loosies is a kill-on-sight offense.
Posted by: At least in New York at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM
I'll bet executions are with cheap range ammo.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (4NO2D)
"We've lost, guys. Trump just isn't as good at immigration as Obama."
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (JmKZX)
VPN using a server from across the country?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (y9nCu)
Solved the problem permanently and they still give in the area they went back to, to this day.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
Good luck finding willing, open-minded and doe-eyed coeds when you become an EX-Congressman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 03:55 PM (y9nCu)
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Actually, the next congress will be more MAGA than the last one. The GOPe is being slowly replaced.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 04:09 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (Y1sOo)
This way he gets to say “see I’m impartial and I rule for both sides”. It’s like when Jon Stewart did 100 jokes, 1/100 would be at the expense of Democrats and he’d say he wasn’t partisan he makes fun of both sides.
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 04:09 PM (qAeYZ)
Given a thorough investigation I suspect you'd find that a key moment in the fall of all of the old right leaning orgs was the Dems identifying one perv and leaning on him...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
I'll bet this ties to the "600" raw FBI files found in the Clinton's residence at the White House. And no, it wasn't 600. Probably more like 6000. The 600 was just for public consumption once it leaked out, assuming that the public would go "well, it's only 600".
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 27, 2026 04:09 PM (QOIiA)
This is why Times New Roman is used for documents instead of Helvetica.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 04:10 PM (n5tGW)
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Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
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Mar 26
🚨 WATCH: Minneapolis City Council meltdown after members wouldn’t unanimously approve resolutions to:
• Normalize relations with Cuba
• Divest from European institutions who support ICE
These people are paid six-figure salaries to LARP as diplomats in a city council meeting.
Posted by: beckster at March 27, 2026 04:10 PM (I7J98)
Posted by: toby928(c)
You think you can do better than $14 for a box of deportations?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 27, 2026 04:10 PM (cMU4o)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 04:10 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)
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Gambling helps drive interest. But the fans are the customers because the reason the gamblers and the networks want sports is because it is the only thing on "TV" that actually gets real numbers. It is why most of the streamers are getting into it. NFL is the big dog, college football does well too.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 04:11 PM (GZYu7)
A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden’s security detail accidentally shot himself in the leg at the Philadelphia International Airport Friday morning, an agency official said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Kt19C)
If somebody is legally drunk and has their car transport them in self-driving mode, are they guilty of DUI? If they give voice commands from the back seat, is their legal position improved?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 04:12 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Oh, I had forgotten that. Hope she wasn't in the car.
Posted by: WisRich
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I hope he wasn't bitten.
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon
if she shows up wearing an eye patch, we'll need to call Tiger Garp from now on.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (7cgIX)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Kt19C)
And the Right never used Jon Stewart's most damaging joke against the Dems.
The Audacity of Grope should have been run on a loop 24/7 in 2020.
And it's proof the Left never intended on Biden ever running for President.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)
But they never really broke out of the European aristocratic model...
Posted by: 18-1
Mexico, and every country south of it, is extremely bad at property rights. A few people hold the land, and without land, it is difficult to get mortgages or leases to start a business. Without business growth, especially small businesses, you aren't going to become wealthy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 04:14 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS)
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Bingo.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 04:17 PM (n17eQ)
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The Spanish always viewed S. America as a trade not an investment. Its the Spanish and Portuguese way.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 04:19 PM (n17eQ)
And formally, senatorial courtesy was NOT a veto by senators of a presidential pick but rather that they be consulted before the pick went before the Judiciary Committee so that they could develop questions, etc. for the nominee. Even less so for federal prosecutors. But, the segregation era warped the Senate by setting up the ridiculous filibuster rules, the blue slip policy, and a number of other methods to essentially protect senators from having to walk the plank by voting unlike their House counterparts.
As a result, the Senate has rotted. The House has become something that Joe Cannon would like or Thomas Reed but it at least votes and this last term went back to regular procedure except for the Homeland Security bill. I blame the GOP in the Senate for that debacle.
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)
Israel destroys Iran nuke plant.
Iran is going to destroy Qatar in retaliation.
/last line may be made up
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 05:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Jonathan Turley: Florida Grand Jury May Finally Reveal the Truth of the RussiaGate Criminal Conspiracy -- and Maybe the Consequences, Too
The Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher James Comey has been subpoenaed.
I don't know if any of this will result in anything, but my stars, I need some hope.This week, we learned that the probe into the Russian conspiracy theory in Florida is moving forward with the disclosure that former FBI Director James Comey has been subpoenaed. What is different in this probe is that it is pursuing the real Russia conspiracy -- the creation of a false narrative to kneecap the first Trump administration. At issue is what could be the greatest political hit job in history. Of course, the growing evidence of this conspiracy continues to be buried by one of its key components: the media. Nevertheless, the "truth will out," and it appears to be coming out in Florida. Headed by Jason A. Reding Quiñones, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida, the investigation is building on information uncovered by House and Senate committees that was long buried by the Biden administration. That evidence appears to show a knowing effort to manufacture a Russian conspiracy hoax at the urging of Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign. Ironically, the Washington Post and the New York Times received Pulitzer Prizes for their reporting promoting this Russian conspiracy hoax. The media spent years in wall-to-wall coverage of disproven allegations, including many claims made in the debunked Steele Dossier that had been secretly funded by the Clinton campaign. The true Pulitzer Prize-worthy story was staring the media in the face the whole time: a conspiracy to create a false conspiracy narrative to elect Clinton and later to derail the Trump administration. The latter effort succeeded with help from top intelligence figures. ... Shortly before the 2016 presidential election, Peter Strzok, a key figure in the investigation, texted FBI lawyer Lisa Page to assure her "that there's no way [Trump] gets elected," adding that they "can't take that risk." He added that they had it all in hand because "It's like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you're 40." In fact, whether it was known to Strzok or not, there was an insurance policy in the works. In July 2016, then-CIA Director John Brennan briefed President Barack Obama on Hillary Clinton's alleged "plan" to tie then-candidate Donald Trump to Russia as "a means of distracting the public from her use of a private email server." Brennan is believed to be a target of the current investigation, including possible perjury before Congress. In reality, within days of that briefing on how Clinton would create this conspiracy theory, the investigation began, just as the Clinton campaign hoped it would. Early on, the FBI was told by the CIA that its sources -- and the Steele dossier -- were unreliable. However, key FBI officials continued the surveillance and the investigation targeting the Trump campaign and key figures. One official later pleaded guilty to lying to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act court to continue surveillance without an evidentiary basis. At the end of 2016, a CIA assessment found that "Russian and criminal actors did not impact recent U.S. election results by conducting malicious cyber activities against election infrastructure." That presidential daily brief was scheduled to be published on Dec. 9, 2016, but the office of James Clapper, Obama's Director of National Intelligence, reportedly stopped the publication "based on some new guidance." Clapper later joined Obama, along with John Brennan, Susan Rice, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe, and others, in a meeting that would ultimately inject the debunked theory directly into the media. ... Back in 2016, the rewritten assessment was quickly leaked to an eagerly awaiting media. It was the perfect hit job carried out by top Obama administration officials at the very end of their time in power . In testimony on May 23, 2017, Brennan claimed that the Steele dossier "wasn't part of the corpus of intelligence information that we had. It was not in any way used as a basis for the intelligence community assessment that was done." Yet the declassified material appears to contradict that sworn statement. Brennan allegedly not only discussed the dossier but also insisted upon its inclusion in the new assessment Obama had requested. Brennan and his handpicked team went to extraordinary lengths to revive the conspiracy theory that they knew was the original objective of the Clinton campaign. Analysts complained that the reliance on the Steele Dossier "ran counter to fundamental tradecraft principles and ultimately undermined the credibility of a key judgment." One CIA analyst told investigators that Brennan "refused to remove it, and when confronted with the dossier's main flaws, [Brennan] responded, 'Yes, but doesn't it ring true?'" ... None of this will get anyone a Pulitzer, because the politics is wrong. However, it might just force the truth into the open. With Democrats promising to resume impeachments and investigations if they retake power in the midterms, it would be useful for the public to have a full understanding of what actually occurred last time. It is time for the public to learn whether top Obama officials and the media pulled off the greatest political hoax in historyJohn Brennan may be indicted for perjury. He repeatedly testified under oath that the now-heavily-discredited Steele Dossier formed no part of his fake report implicating Trump in RUSSIAN collusion, but in contemporaneous documents, he says he fought for the inclusion of the fake dossier in the report:
CIA Records: Dossier Included by Brennan in 2017 Russia Intelligence Reporthttps://t.co/CciAYTSdu5
— Catherine Herridge (@C__Herridge) March 25, 2026
VIDEO: But Brennan tells Congress Dossier NOT included in 2017 Russia Intelligence report.
00:50 critical exchange https://t.co/Dkbqos1CP5
Meanwhile: Paul Sperry says justice is coming for Ciaramella and his handler, the IG who fast-tracked his hearsay claims into an IG investigation, ignoring department rules to do so.
DEVELOPING: Atkinson will soon be in for a reckoning, along with Ciaramella ... developing ... https://t.co/O5509LhPKz
— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) March 26, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: The Second Sphinx at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (vhFJq)
Hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Republican Administration at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (peE+y)
...
This list at the gallows would be a good start.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (45LId)
Where the hell are his lawyers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)
Let them be on the wrong side against an entity with 25K lawyers and unlimited budget for once.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (n1OCj)
This whole incident would be comical if it wasn't so serious.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (abIsI)
This is how he keeps his rice bowl full. And he believes he is in no danger whatsoever.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)
But I'm glad the truth is being put out there... that's the best we can hope for
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)
Colluding with Russia was Ted Kennedy's 3rd favorite activity.
It only lost out to Sexual Assault and Murder.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:17 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (7qj9z)
Where the hell are his lawyers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)
Didn't he already skip to a non-extradition country?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Lord Comey at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (Fbc0I)
But yeah, let’s give Democrats control of the government again. That way, the can really stick it to the American people.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (0JFNc)
Trump is not an angel, and the GOPe certainly has its share of vipers that you cannot trust. But I am very grateful that I don't live anywhere near the enclaves where these loathsome cockroaches exist, lest I see one of them and decide to become Paul Kersey.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (a/dOO)
167
Has AOP checked in yet?
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (3ek7K)
I saw this morning that he wrote he was in Tonopah NV.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (QGaXH)
45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)
But then again, I find it even more ironic that 8 years after 9-11 America elected a president whose middle name is Hussein.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (fhCge)
I saw this morning that he wrote he was in Tonopah NV.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (QGaXH)
He responded in the last thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (fhCge)
And NYC elected a muslham mayor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (CMKMQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (2UnvF)
This is how he keeps his rice bowl full. And he believes he is in no danger whatsoever.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)
If Trump was half as bad as they squeal about, these guys would have been whacked ages ago.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)
45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)
I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
Your Mom just called and said you got her pregnant again.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)
JackStraw's doing his damndest to convince me something - more than nothing - might happen. Events are curving in his direction. Slowly.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (KAi1n)
I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
When it crashed after 9/11, it was 7,000.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)
It's Ok. She mainlines the Morning After Pill.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)
Where the hell are his lawyers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)
Reminding him he needs to keep making the appearances so he can pay their retainers?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (G1ktt)
But I'm glad the truth is being put out there... that's the best we can hope for
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)
I've said it for quite a long time that I think DC is irreparably broken. Allen G is right. It should be burned down.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Comeyfucius Says at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (a/dOO)
Clapper is using the Biden defense -- that he was too pathetic and stupid to be held responsible for his actions.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: LITTLE FEAT at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (g8Ew
Break off bits and scatter them all over. Its 2026 you don't need to all have the same commute as every other bureau.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (0MjtC)
Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
234 "Post 60 - Nasty piece of work.....and the post wasn't too nice either....."
Post 60 is by Martini Farmer. Maybe next time post the hash instead?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 02:10 PM (cO6oP)
Will Robinson - thank you for the advice. I'll try to comply in the future.
Martini Farmer - My apologies! My comment wasn't directed at you but at a subsequently deleted post which caused renumbering.
I do wish the powers above would just write 'deleted' instead of completely deleting and renumbering.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:28 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (mS8PE)
Since he was/is a commie, he may have a point.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)
The problem with "Make it legal for me to kill people" is that the people you want to kill aren't going to be on board with making it legal.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (FpHTM)
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (6so3e)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (aVB2+)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM
Correct...they are all swine.
Posted by: Ham N Eggers Ham N Eggers at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (AknkO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)
They already are - Trump is in charge, and winning on all fronts. Even Russia told Iran to quit, and China.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman
He should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at March 27, 2026 02:32 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:34 PM (n5tGW)
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (6so3e)
Brennan and the Pedodesta brothers.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:34 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Ace's beat is the mainstream media. As real news makes its way there, well, sucks to be you.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (z0cWr)
A scam from the Democrats and their Propaganda Ministry as well as the FBI and CIA.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)
I do wish the powers above would just write 'deleted' instead of completely deleting and renumbering.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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*shrugs*
I write comments that sometimes people misinterpret, or they disagree (violently) with and bitch at me or claim I'm stupid. That's different. Those people have issues.
Typos, or whatever... meh. No big deal.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:36 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 02:36 PM (CHHv1)
"A Houthi spokesperson says the Yemeni Armed Forces will issue an “important statement” in the coming hours"
awesome, looking forward to this, I suggest they all gather in one place to make this very important statement!
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (GD0B3)
A scam from the Democrats and their Propaganda Ministry as well as the FBI and CIA.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Don't forget the January 6 "insurrection." The narrative was concocted, and the stage set and manipulated, before the first non-fed protester even showed up in DC.
Posted by: They have a lot of very big lies at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: American Hawkman
How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)
Posted by: American Hawkman
How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)
Shark hooks through the Achilles tendons.
Posted by: Think outside the box! at March 27, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (4c2RO)
Worst hallucinations ever. It makes you think somehow justice and the system works. You can keep high on it for months and the crash and burn is horrible.
I've never tried coke, meth or fentanyl, but in comparison to hopium.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: American Hawkman
How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)
Shark hooks through the Achilles tendons.
Posted by: Think outside the box! at March 27, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)
_________
Pinhead did just fine hanging a guy without using his neck ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 02:41 PM (q177U)
45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)
I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
I remember 550 in the mid-70's
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
Jesus...wept...
Posted by: Frank Cotton at March 27, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)
Pretty sure Comey will be just fine.
Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 02:43 PM (XOmY9)
Gonadless invertebrates say what?
Posted by: The House at March 27, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)
Then, picturing the list of corruption at the sekret meeting...my goodness what an ugly array of buffoons! With not a brain cell to share!
As if the image, seared in my retinas, of Clapper's bent ears is not enough; then we bring in Porcine Villian Face Brennan to seal the deal of eternal nausea. He really could be on Batman as a bad man. I despise every islamic cell in his ugly body.
Hang them all.
My best memory of Clapper is on an ABC interview when he had no idea of the attacks in London and was a Dumbo for the world. Spectacular!
Catherine Herridge I love, no lesbo. The ONLY reporter I respect and admire. Intelligent and relentless. Thank goodness for her!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: They have a lot of very big lies at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)
Dewy actually did beat Truman
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)
54 Chaos Erupts as House Leaders Reject Senate-Passed Bill to Fund DHS as Senators Flee DC for Two-Week Recess
Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM
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If this is true, if it's really as simple as that, then this outcome was arranged in advance.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Meat hooks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)
^^^ This
Posted by: A Man Called Horse at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)
This list at the gallows would be a good start.......
Posted by: Sponge
Multi-gallows like on Hang 'Em High
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (4KUe5)
What are the books about Russiagate? I've lost the thread and I need to read it all in one handy handful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 02:47 PM (XJ22o)
Cracks are spreading in the $1.8 trillion dollar private credit industry. Echoing the 2008 financial crisis but this time gutting the load-bearing walls.
On Tuesday the Financial Times reported Ares Management, which runs $623 billion, limited redemptions in one of their flagship funds.
That’s the asset management equivalent of a bank run -- investors can’t pull their money because it could spark a fire sale that could collapse the whole fund.
For scale, $623 billion would make Ares the 9th largest bank in America -- just ahead of Capital One.
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The private credit industry, Harvard and the State are moving heaven and earth to allow regular folks the incredible opportunity to own private credit with their 401(k) money.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Meat hooks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)
Thru the anus...
Posted by: Ass Man at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (AknkO)
Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM
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If this is true, if it's really as simple as that, then this outcome was arranged in advance.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (mS8PE)
Except now the 'shutdown' is the GOP's fault, not the Dems for their intransigence.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (G1ktt)
Thune won’t let Trump do recess appointments.
This is way past the point of unacceptable.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (53oGX)
I think he's out trying to make something happen.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (QGaXH)
When the ICA was originally written it claimed that there was no collusion between Trump and Russia. Before it was published Obama order Brennan, Clapper, Comey and Rogers to rewrite it and claim the opposite and the only thing they had to use was the Steele dossier. That's how it got in there.
They are all lying, treasonous scumbags with the possible exception of Rogers, maybe, but Obama was always behind all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)
Yes
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (WONhk)
hear me out - a trial is likely to be corrupted, and if these bozos are found innocent, it will get trumpeted to the high heavens, and if not, the story will be completely buried. It's a no win. Either way it will be painted as Trump "getting revenge" not justice.
What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again. I'm positive lefties will find secure and soft-landing spots for these suckers of cock...but make such landing spots obscure and irrelevant. Effectively end their careers in the public sphere. That is the best we can hope for.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)
This strikes me as a really poor strategy. He might as well just jump into the ocean from a boat 90 miles out and covered in chum.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm...Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm!
Posted by: The Children Of Guilt Ridden White Liberal Woman at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (AknkO)
Thune won’t let Trump do recess appointments.
This is way past the point of unacceptable.
Posted by: Lizzy
They are on a 2 week vacation and yet still in session? Only in Washington.
Oh by the way, I just realized I'm going on my first two week vacation this summer, the first ever while working. These senators really suck as human beings.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)
Comey would be covered in chum, not the boat.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)
82
Pinhead did just fine hanging a guy without using his neck ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM
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Jesus wept...
Posted by: John Brennan at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (mS8PE)
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Shameless people clutching their ill-gotten gains. The MSM was in the thick of the deceit. They'll just ignore it, like the NYT did and does.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)
I think you typed an extra 'h' in there...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F
Instead of a corrupt trial: DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
I'd like that. Humiliation is good, but their cronies at the MSM will keep it on the down low for them. They'll still go to hell, so there's that!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If so, they were in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad !!!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM
As long as it's not "fetch." That's not happening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)
The left has no shame. They cannot be humiliated or embarrassed by anything but the lack of power. All means justify that end.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)
ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.
All will be well. Hold.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
absolutely. That way he runs the chance of being picked up by the missing Cuban VIP boats
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)
Apart from maternity leave, I have only once taken a two week vacation since entering the workforce: when I got married.
Spare us the whining about wanting to go home, backstabbing Senators!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (4KUe5)
They saw themselves as the last line of defense AGAINST the will of the American people.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:57 PM (D7v4F)
ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.
All will be well. Hold.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)
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They weren't trying that.
There were never rescission packages included in the bills.
What they were pushing were policy changes around judicial warrants, masking of agents, and their ability to go into "sensitive" areas (I believe polling areas were one of them).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 02:57 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)
You can't humiliate a man with no shame and Multi-millions in the bank.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think Obama was the "face" of treason. The act itself was probably run elsewhere. CIA most likely. Given what we've learned about the IC and their imbedding with state and national Democrat parties to gain office and effect "change."
Obama doesn't strike me as smart enough to run something this complicated. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.
But as "the guy in charge" during his time in office, yea, he probably should hang. Publicly. Until dead.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (AkEZC)
I'd like that. Humiliation is good, but their cronies at the MSM will keep it on the down low for them. They'll still go to hell, so there's that!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (WONhk)
Please, Christy, this is so wrong.
We deport non-citizens. We EXILE citizens.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)
No no-lesbo love for Sharyl Attkisson?
I love Sharyl Attkisson (no-lesbo).
She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Yoda at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)
Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm...Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm!
Posted by: The Children Of Guilt Ridden White Liberal Woman at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (AknkO)
As I recall those were black kids, as were the ones snapping their fingers chanting Barack....
There was that cute little white girl in West L. A. singing about how Obama was going to change things, rearrange things....
Their reverence for saintly Obama went almost as deep their hate of Orange Man Bad.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (QGaXH)
He is a weasel.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)
People keep saying naive things like "I want to see them shamed", somehow always forgetting that
1. They have no shame
2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (FpHTM)
MSNOW will not exist in 5 years. NYT is hemorrhaging readers. They can feel free to ignore it, and then find themselves, ignored. I mean, what is the fucking point of news that doesn't deliver THE news?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (D7v4F)
Because I don't already have 1K things to do and am more behind than ever, I saw a super cute little felt Easter egg on Pinterest and ordered the kit. I don't know how to felt anything and already have about 10 hobbies lined up.
I like to live on the edge (of insanity). I did, at least, cancel a dinner party this weekend I was going to host.
Love to Ace and all who read here (except trolls...I hope trolls have plague fleas cling to their swollen hemorrhoids and ruin their furry parties).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)
He is a weasel.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (4KUe5)
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They are actively debating amendments, which is part of the process of moving it forward.
Since he can't get 60 votes for cloture, he has to allow a lot of debate. It is the Senate after all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (JmKZX)
We keep seeing these revelations of what these bastards have been up to behind the scenes, and we keep seeing them walk away. The net effect is to show us that they're untouchable, and we're not.
And they have started gloating about what they're going to do to us when they get back in power.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (mS8PE)
2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Scott W., (D-CA) at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM
As long as it's not "fetch." That's not happening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Nice! Mean Girls reference.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)
We keep seeing these revelations of what these bastards have been up to behind the scenes, and we keep seeing them walk away. The net effect is to show us that they're untouchable, and we're not.
And they have started gloating about what they're going to do to us when they get back in power.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (mS8PE)
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Well, grand juries don't have arrest powers, so...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (JmKZX)
1. They have no shame
2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face. Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (FpHTM)
Oh, they have shame. Their core is narcissism. Irrelevancy is shameful to them. Ignoring their caterwauling is shameful for them. Laughing at them is shameful for them.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:02 PM (D7v4F)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM
It's better out here.
Posted by: Anthony "Danger" Weiner at March 27, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)
We deport non-citizens. We EXILE citizens.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)
I'm good with this, too!
Send them on a boat, tied together, to that Amazon tribe who shoot spears at them. That would make me happy. Maybe they are cannibals...as a girl can dream!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:02 PM (D7v4F)
Not when they can just buy more drugs, more fetish gear, more underage prostitutes, and go full Caligula.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (iXqHn)
Everyone needs to do that.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (D7v4F)
>>Obama doesn't strike me as smart enough to run something this complicated. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.
Oh I don't think he masterminded the entire thing but he did at the very least ok if not direct the course of events. As I send above, when the Intelligence Community Assessment was originally written the conclusion was that Trump did not collude with Russia. But before it went public Obama told them to rewrite it with the opposite conclusion and the only thing they had to justify that conclusion was the Steele dossier which they all knew was garbage.
In typical Obama fashion he's fine with others taking the fall for what he did.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)
Everyone needs to do that.
And he farts in their direction while they are sobbing...
Posted by: Eat My Flatulence at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (AknkO)
ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.
All will be well. Hold.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea
My understanding is that support employees of ICE would still not be funded if ICE is removed from the package.
The actual officers would be paid under the BBB, but computer analysts, missing children cases, etc would continue to not be paid. I heard 4000+ personnel. and, stripping ICE/CBP from Homeland funding is a no go. I think Mike Johnson should stand his ground now.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (F3Dlr)
She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)
Yes, I once loved her as well.
I've had many loves but none so fond of me as my long-suffering husband. I haven't done anything lately (being sick) to flip him out. Need to remedy this soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Stateless at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (hjK1Y)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)
Okay Lady Gaga
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (F3Dlr)
I hope so! For once in our lives!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (WONhk)
Now I am downloading a damn book about elves and I have a 2,000 word reading assignment.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (zGM4Q)
Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (FhXTo)
Now I am downloading a damn book about elves and I have a 2,000 word reading assignment.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (zGM4Q)
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So you admit to being susceptible to peer pressure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Congress at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)
>>@bennyjohnson
·
1h
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud:
>>“Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America”
>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (jLCJv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (JmKZX)
One wonders how susceptible people named Bartlett are to Pear Pressure...
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (NtVYv)
Yes yes convicted and jailed.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)
>>@bennyjohnson
·
1h
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud:
>>“Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America”
>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)
Another thing I would pay to see.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NtVYv)
I love Sharyl Attkisson (no-lesbo).
She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).
Agreed. She has a more than passing resemblance to Sela Ward.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes
The paperwork is in my desk. @twoweeks
Posted by: Pam at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)
And prison gang-raped by Angry Black Men.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)
164 I would pay to see Brennan convicted and jailed that sanctimonious bastard
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM
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At least exile him to Easter Island to be among his own kind.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
That will take that issue off the table.
Johnson needs to go to the mat to keep all of ICE/CBP employees included in the DHS funding bill.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (45LId)
You messin' with me, Willis? Show yourself! You worthless elipsis!
That is an insult, as I ain't no ho who is satanic.
Altho I don't have time right now to deal with this. If I learn how to felt, which involves agitating, tangling and embedding fiber with needles, I'd like to practice on your danglies once I tie you down in the dungeon. Yes, I really have a dungeon and it's cold and dark.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)
Yes yes kicked out
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (45LId)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: XTC
I wouldn't particularly care if they were angry.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)
I won't pretend to know who the winner in that scenario will be.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (45LId)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)
You better be careful, you will have a line at your door knowing the people around here.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
They absolutely must be black, though.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
Who is also a Mississippi girl. There's a few of us.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (WONhk)
Because there is wording in the senate bill that removes 4000+ ICE/CBP employees that weren't covered under the BBB, so they will continue to not be paid - computer analysts, missing children divisions, etc.
It is not a win.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (F3Dlr)
I won't pretend to know who the winner in that scenario will be.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (45LId)
I assure you it would be me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM
So, when you're done, you'll have felt his danglies?
Oh, my!
Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)
Because there is wording in the senate bill that removes 4000+ ICE/CBP employees that weren't covered under the BBB, so they will continue to not be paid - computer analysts, missing children divisions, etc.
It is not a win.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (F3Dlr)
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But the actual goals of the Democrats were judicial warrants, no masks, and keeping ICE out of "sensitive areas". They said these things publicly many times.
And they didn't get those things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (WONhk)
Ok so long as you know I was only messing. I wouldn't want to encourage you any further.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
They absolutely must be black, though.
If you insist. I'm an agreeable sort.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)
You better be careful, you will have a line at your door knowing the people around here.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NtVYv)
Snort. True.
It's really a storage room built into the foundation and cold. But I could turn it into a dungeon. I'd need to ask my husband to please drill an iron thing into the wall for a chain and he'd have a lot of questions but would do it for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (45LId)
Ok, then. Don't mention Lady Gaga again and we're fine. She's evil.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)
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Because it requires a majority vote to go to recess and Grassley, Mitch, Murk, Tillis, and probably 6 others would never vote for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:20 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)
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Because the GOPe are cucks.
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)
Oh, my!
Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)
No. I will be wearing metal gloves with spikes. I think I could still wear those and use that felting thing I just ordered...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)
Understood. It was a play on one of her song titles but I have noted it.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (45LId)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
No, but, dividing up ICE/CBP personnel funding now is a great foot in the door to defunding ICE completely the next time around.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (45LId)
and is it appropriate to bring a dozen roses for your grand opening of the dungon, Mistress?
(smirk)
Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (y+RCP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
No, but, dividing up ICE/CBP personnel funding now is a great foot in the door to defunding ICE completely the next time around.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (F3Dlr)
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That divide really happened on the OBBB.
They'll shove the funding for the support staff into something must pass, and no one will notice that Schumer's whole fit meant nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:24 PM (JmKZX)
So you admit to being susceptible to peer pressure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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In HS, a neighbor who was not very intelligent or much or a reader told me to read the Hobbit.
I resisted. 40 years later, he wins.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (zGM4Q)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (OoFl2)
I could be wrong, but think they were trying to pass a bill that would defund ICE or part of it. Sneaky little twits.
ICE is fully funded til 2/29 so I have read. For an odd reason I remembered this date this morning and verified. Yet I could not tell you anything important that I should rememeber.
Hope your daughter feels better asap. ICE for her, too. Soft ice packs on each jaw and tied on top with an ace wrap (or, in my teen son's case: dishcloths). They look like bunnies but for the first day it will stop swelling. Seriously. It works! She'll be better every day and it's time to treat the princess royally.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Inogame
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None of this is public, but my guess is that many of the key players (Senate, judges, etc.) have signed pledges to do what they can to thwart his agenda.
"Agree to this or we will crush you" kind of pledges. It is a conspiracy.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (zGM4Q)
They'll shove the funding for the support staff into something must pass, and no one will notice that Schumer's whole fit meant nothing.
Thanks, TJM, I'm still in Mike Johnson's camp and hope he can get a consensus for the CR to send back to the senate.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (F3Dlr)
Understood. It was a play on one of her song titles but I have noted it.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (45LId)
Oh...didn't catch it because I don't like her (obviously hate her to bring you to a dungeon and felt you with needle fibers).
You are forgiven and I knight thee with my sword.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk
See. We can be friends. And I will respect your wishes. But not due to any dungeon promises. I mean threats.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:32 PM (45LId)
To conquer a nation you don't have to go to war, just migrate millions to take over.
And to destroy an adversary, you don't have to use nukes, you just have to get a grip on their .... rare earths, shipping LOCs for energy, vanadium, lithium,..... and make it impossible for them to resist.
And to become technologically dominant, you don't need billions in RandD, you only need to migrate millions into their corporations and universities and steal it all.
....
And to control the government, you only need to steal a few key seats and blackmail a few key paedos, and bribe a few key judges.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:33 PM (zGM4Q)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (3uBP9)
Documents: Partisan DC Judge Beryl Howell Had Secret Ex Parte Conversations with Fake Special Counsel Jack Smith
In a court, all communications with the judge are supposed to include counsel for both sides. So that both sides may weigh in on proposals and motions.
But Obama appointee and Democrat ringer Beryl Howell had secret ex parte communications with Jack Smith, behind Trump's lawyers' backs.Hans MahnckeHans Mahncke for The Federalist:
@HansMahncke You may have heard that anti-Trump Judge Howell had secret communications with Jack Smith, telling him she "liked" and even "loved" an omnibus approach, meaning all executive privilege claims would be decided in one sweep. The full story is even worse. At a hearing before those communications, Howell told Trump's lawyers she needed to review executive privilege claims on a case by case basis, probably because she wanted to create massive legal costs and keep anti-Trump investigations in the news by dragging them out. But as soon as Smith was appointed, she saw a chance to deliver the knockout blow and completely flipped, privately telling Smith she wanted to do a swift, all-at-once ruling. Absolutely shocking misconduct, and yet nothing will happen to her.
Chief Judge Howell Privately Endorsed Jack Smith's Get-Trump Lawfare
Behind closed doors, the judge overseeing Trump's grand jury told prosecutors she 'loved' their legal strategy. A Department of Justice briefing document released by Sen. Chuck Grassley shows that Jack Smith's special counsel team engaged in private communications with two federal judges overseeing Trump-related investigations: Chief Judge Beryl Howell and her successor, Judge James Boasberg, both Obama appointees on the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia and both known for their outspoken anti-Trump positions. The document was prepared for then-Attorney General Merrick Garland on Jan. 13, 2023. It was released by Grassley ahead of this week's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on the FBI's Arctic Frost investigation into the aftermath of the 2020 election. Smith took over the investigation in November 2022, and at that point, his team likely engaged in improper communications with the two judges. According to the briefing document, Smith's team informed Garland that they had been in touch with Howell and that "She liked our approach of pursuing the executive privilege litigation in an omnibus fashion," meaning the consolidation of various motions into a single filing rather than handling each separately. The notes record that Howell was aware such a motion was coming "and loves the idea." A separate entry referenced a forthcoming meeting with Boasberg scheduled for Saturday, March 18, 2023, the day after he became chief judge, taking over from Howell. Judges are generally not allowed to privately communicate with one party in a pending case without notifying the other party. However, there are exceptions. In the dispute over President Trump's executive privilege before Howell, the issues arose in the context of grand jury proceedings. As Chief Judge overseeing grand jury administration, she and the DOJ were technically allowed to communicate without Trump's lawyers present on matters strictly related to the grand jury. Such communications could include scheduling witness testimony, addressing procedural questions, or resolving other administrative issues necessary for the grand jury to function. What they could not do in secret was discuss the substance of pending litigation, offer advice on prosecutorial strategy, signal support for one side's approach, or endorse a plan that would effectively pre-decide disputes between the parties. Expressing enthusiasm for the DOJ's omnibus strategy in executive privilege litigation falls clearly into that forbidden category.
... This forced Trump's team into a defensive posture, preparing for many separate legal battles. Yet by later secretly endorsing the DOJ's omnibus plan, she green-lit a mechanism to pierce those privileges in bulk, effectively rigging the process in the government's favor.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at March 27, 2026 01:13 PM (oftw2)
But Obama appointee and Democrat ringer Beryl Howell had secret ex parte communications with Jack Smith, behind Trump's lawyers' backs.
How is there any way this person can be allowed to remain on the bench?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Jimmy JJ Walker at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (45LId)
You know that this means, don't you?
It's sternly....it's sternly written letter time!
Posted by: Leave Pam Bondi Alone! at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (xGBkT)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 27, 2026 01:15 PM (rJ48h)
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I am afraid this will be considered "an exception".
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)
But Obama appointee and Democrat ringer Beryl Howell had secret ex parte communications with Jack Smith, behind Trump's lawyers' backs.
How is there any way this person can be allowed to remain on the bench?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)
Boasberg also routinely met with only the attorneys for the illegals when he was fighting Trump's deportation, off hours and even advised them on how to write their briefs to avoid them losing at once.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (aUxYo)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)
guess why
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News from 2024? But seriously it's a little freaky how fast they move in and take over. Starts to make one think.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (45LId)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (2ap+5)
On the last post Ace was the blackpiller so I don't know how that would work.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (aUxYo)
They do know that Canada is now owned by the ChiComs and the CCP doesn't really like Muslims, right?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (aUxYo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (xEtsj)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (DwqWV)
Ahem.
Judge Howell? Why does that ring a bell...
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)
weigh?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (aUxYo)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (45LId)
Respectfully yours,
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: far cry at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Uy8FE)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (W7FsI)
I mean, unless you draw a bright red line, this will keep happening.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (7E6R4)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (aUxYo)
you can recognize the difference between a well thought out argument and shitposting to strip the pot, yes?
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
No weigh!
Posted by: What about the hen? at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (wemAv)
That is Verboten, isn't it?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (+mpku)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (aUxYo)
Bullshit. Canada is a wholly owned subsidiary of Brookfield, and any interaction with Red China is incidental.
Though I would not turn down a fourth passport from the PRC to add to my other three.
Posted by: PM Mark Carney at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (muXU/)
Read The Lion,the witch, and the wardrobe, or the Screwtape Letters.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Go Ask Alice at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (+mpku)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (Q+gd/)
Read The Lion,the witch, and the wardrobe, or the Screwtape Letters.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)
Don’t bother with those either.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (muXU/)
"The question is," said the DoJ, "whether you can make the law mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Judge Howell, "which is to be master-that's all."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (aUxYo)
Part of the New World Order.
Posted by: PM Mark Carney at March 27, 2026 01:25 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: The ghost of Bob Dole at March 27, 2026 01:25 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (FvGZA)
Posted by: Go Ask Alice at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (oftw2)
Viagra.
Potassium nitrate.
Posted by: Alice, PharmD at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (muXU/)
Big deal, right? Well, that could conceivably open the door to remove sovereign immunity from the Judge and allow a civil suit for violation of Constitutional Rights. And, Trump isn't shy about civil suits.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (dIske)
If there's doubt about the judge or any of the other legal parts to the puzzle, they've got a real problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 01:27 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 01:27 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 01:27 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:28 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 01:28 PM (g8Ew8)
Yes we steal elections. Yes we investigate, harass, and imprison opposing politicians, yes we steal money from the government.
We have a right too for (some BS reason), and we will continue to do so. And you won't do anything to stop us.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (2ap+5)
MAGA voter: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after Trump?”
Judge Howell: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in the Country to do that!”
MAGA voter: “Oh? And when the last law was down, and Trump turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Howell, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the c*nt to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give Trump benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!”
Judge Howell: "Are you even aware of the GOPe?"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Or herd the bad guys into one room and scare them straight with cattle prods.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 01:30 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (muXU/)
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I came back to Dune after many years (and having read it many times in my youth) and was shocked to see how poorly written it is. Perhaps my tastes have changed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 01:30 PM (FvGZA)
Have you seen the GOPe that controls Congress?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 01:30 PM (FvGZA)
YMMV. Imagine is Stephen King wrote it. The thing would be 20,000 pages long.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (muXU/)
Dune.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (muXU/)
Dune stands out as one of very, very few of the multiple tens of thousands of books I've started reading that I did not finish. Another was a book on Roman Parthia relations in 100 BC who blamed it on US Imperialism.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (8avO+)
Kind of a 'No shit Sherlock' moment.
When you all belong to the DC Deep State Key Club it is kind of hard not to talk business between spit-roasts.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Hh5dq)
And end with an underage orgy
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
I'm pretty certain sid - or at least certain versions of him - is not a lefty. Gives himself away.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (45LId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
How many ways are there to prepare a lamb shank bone and a matzoh?
Posted by: You don't Have To Be Jewish To Love Levy's at March 27, 2026 01:32 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Corona_Exile at March 27, 2026 01:32 PM (3wNhr)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (2ap+5)
go look in the files and see when in the 50s it was written
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:33 PM (xT8gx)
Anytime I pick up SF I find myself reading things written 40+ years ago
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 01:34 PM (KyaUN)
The theory he is Moo Moo or someone like that is plausible, but the sentiment is accurate to what I see on lefty sites.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
Yes, the judge and prosecution conspired to frame the President.
But the fact remains, you fags won't do anything about it...
Posted by: Sid at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (w41Yb)
This is what nearly every Democrat believes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 01:34 PM (G1ktt)
Yes we steal elections. Yes we investigate, harass, and imprison opposing politicians, yes we steal money from the government.
We have a right too for (some BS reason), and we will continue to do so. And you won't do anything to stop us.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
Leftists steal money, break rules, defraud elections because their heart is pure and they have a cause. The cause is to steal money, break rules and defraud elections.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:34 PM (XuXeR)
I'm glad they do enforce USA immigration laws for citizens travelling back thru Canadian airports.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Oldcat
That and “Finnigan’s Wake”
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: far cry
......
There's one hiding under Judge Beryl Howell's robe.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (UjdFS)
And end with an underage orgy
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM
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But enough about the Epstein files.
Posted by: Hey-oooo! at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (wemAv)
IIRC, Tolkien and CS Lewis had a bit of a falling out because Tolkien didn't regard the chronicles as great literature. I think that was the direction of the "insult" and I think Tolkien was right... and I LOVE the Chronicles of Narnia but it's not great lit...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:36 PM (XuXeR)
Well, don't knock stuff down the well, ok?
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:36 PM (XuXeR)
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Fool of a Took!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 01:36 PM (FvGZA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (+mpku)
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Suave'
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 27, 2026 01:37 PM (OVakp)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)
If only there was like some Constitutional remedy for this situation that the Reps could use.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 01:37 PM (eerEz)
Felony counts
Posted by: raimondo at March 27, 2026 01:37 PM (4IdQF)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 27, 2026 01:37 PM (YxMyw)
Posted by: Depends how thin you slice them at March 27, 2026 01:38 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 27, 2026 01:38 PM (YxMyw)
Posted by: Oldcat
That and “Finnigan’s Wake”
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (W2Pud)
I was warned off of that one by Physics class telling me that's where the then nonsense word Quark came from. I don't like reading books in languages I can't read.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)
Kagan wrote Obamacare then ruled it was constitutional instead of recusing herself.
And no one is even discussing impeaching her.
That remedy will not be used
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Just got here at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
Not even when somebody tells a really funny joke or scares you?
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)
What would it take for a discovery like this to lead to action against the judge? What could actually be done?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Just got here at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (wemAv)
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If you are wearing pants, it's a book thread by definition.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:40 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 01:40 PM (eerEz)
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 01:40 PM (zR9UB)
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CS Lewis dabbled in SciFi - Ransom Trilogy aka Space Trilogy. The last book might be the most relatable - That Hideous Strength. Wiki says - The story involves an ostensibly scientific institute, the National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments (N.I.C.E.), which is a front for sinister supernatural forces.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (F3Dlr)
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Me, too.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Could be a trans man with PMS for all I know or care.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: PM Mark Carney at March 27, 2026 01:25 PM (muXU/)
Mark refers to his stipend from the PRC as "muXU/ pork".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (CMKMQ)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III
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That made me LOL at the office - shame shame..
* fist bump *
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (XuXeR)
https://is.gd/7BILWn
Artist's rendition of what it possibly would look like.
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Naturally at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (wemAv)
If you were a sufficiently butthurt "former" commenter, how would you go about trying to "anger" people here...?
There are many ways but pretending to be a leftard because you're actually just fucking stupid and spineless beyond measure is a pretty good gambit.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (45LId)
I mean maybe some president like Trump could find an appropriate moment where he could come out and announce "I'm ignoring this SCOTUS ruling because it's wrong and they're corrupt" and then watch the shit-storm.... I think even republicans would vote to impeach (depending on the case).... long-winded way of saying there's seemingly no solution
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:43 PM (xT8gx)
Now? We get aliasshitshit, who dive-bombs here, drops their payload of shit, and flies off....
Makes the place more peaceful, but a little less fun... lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 01:43 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Thurston Howell III at March 27, 2026 01:13 PM
Obviously a Yale woman!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 01:43 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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This is much more common among judges and lawyers than people suspect.
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)
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Egg-zactly!!!
She's 'in the club'. We're not.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 01:44 PM (QGaXH)
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CS Lewis dabbled in SciFi - Ransom Trilogy aka Space Trilogy. The last book might be the most relatable - That Hideous Strength. Wiki says - The story involves an ostensibly scientific institute, the National Institute for Co-ordinated Experiments (N.I.C.E.), which is a front for sinister supernatural forces.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Part of why I didn't go far in CS Lewis' series of books is that they *were* allegories.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:43 PM (xT8gx)
... that any of us are willing to employ.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 01:44 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
I love Lewis' space trilogy... That Hideous Strength is very prescient he seems to have anticipated our modern love of "the experts" (along with demon possession of the rich and powerful)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)
This calls for a strongly worded letter!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (5bGGs)
Make star chambers (for corrupt judges) great again. still waiting on the burning times, wjere are they?
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 27, 2026 01:46 PM (7cgIX)
https://is.gd/7BILWn
Artist's rendition of what it possibly would look like.
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM
You see, son?! That's persistence!
Posted by: Lord of Swamp Castle at March 27, 2026 01:46 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:39 PM (8avO+)
It would be better if they weren't so repetitive and had their own opinion instead of trying to launder someone else's opinions on things.
Of course that would require them to not be trolls, but of course we can pray for them
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 01:46 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (45LId)
This calls for a strongly worded letter!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)
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Jim Jordan is rolling his sleeves up now!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)
Love for the 'experts' is not so modern that it wasn't rife in the 20s and 30s.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Harrumph! at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (5bGGs)
Dune.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (muXU/)
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Dune stands out as one of very, very few of the multiple tens of thousands of books I've started reading that I did not finish. Another was a book on Roman Parthia relations in 100 BC who blamed it on US Imperialism.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (8avO+)
I suppose the "thinking" proceeds along these lines:
1) The U.S. is imperialist because of the da jooos (tm)
2) Da jooos (tm) have time machines
*** Rome decided to fight Parthia
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:48 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Not sure whether to take the bet. He might say stop picking on judges because their feelings will get hurt.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Are women flattered if you call their looks 'servicable'?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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There are solutions. Criminal charges, removing absolute immunity for judges from civil lawsuits, defunding staffs and buildings, disbarment, etc.
You can even eliminate or reorganize district and appellate courts--See Stuart v. Laird. (1802).
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
"The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too...."
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But there's no steamy sex scenes in it as I recall.....so blah....LOL!
I read Hobbit and LoTR years ago.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (QGaXH)
Smaller sphinx have even smaller sphinx,
And so ad infinitum.
Posted by: O. Nash at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM (wemAv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Depends how big your wallet is.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM (45LId)
I do too. And reading Out Of The Silent Planet was one of those perception expanding occurrences for a Young Andrew.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM (DgMqy)
But there's no steamy sex scenes in it as I recall.....so blah....LOL!
I read Hobbit and LoTR years ago.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (QGaXH)
I read them in HS as a sophomore for English class.
I enjoyed them. I never revisited them again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 01:51 PM (RHGPo)
You can even eliminate or reorganize district and appellate courts--See Stuart v. Laird. (1802).
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Those things would require congressional action/cooperation, right? I'm not confident our republican congress will act in this direction sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:51 PM (xT8gx)
Are women flattered if you call their looks 'servicable'?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
I'd have a feeling it'd be similar to letting them know their stance on the binary scale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:51 PM (5bGGs)
https://is.gd/7BILWn
Artist's rendition of what it possibly would look like.
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
Just begging for a sphincter pun......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 01:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
1) The U.S. is imperialist because of the da jooos (tm)
2) Da jooos (tm) have time machines
*** Rome decided to fight Parthia
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2026 01:47 PM (ksbjf)
that would have made more sense. It was more like Parthia is in modern day Iraq, so anyone who fights them is as bad as George Bush who fought modern day Iraq, who of course was paying for her college professor salary all her life. She approved of that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Depends how big your wallet is.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM
*crosses "serviceable" off compliment list*
Posted by: Lord of Swamp Castle at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
They're DEMOCRATS.
There ARE no laws for Democrats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Oldcat
For a fun one, dig up a copy of Silverlock by John Myers Myers. Loosely, I do mean loosely modeled on John Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress, Myers has his protagonist stranded by a shipwreck in a world full of characters and references from classic literature.
Reads like a more modern version of Don Quixote where one thing happens after another but the fun is recognizing the places, characters, and events that the protagonist ends up in the midst of.
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
the term "fit to purpose" is not well received.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
Its quitting time
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (KyaUN)
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (3ek7K)
Secret service agent assigned to Jill Biden had shot himself today.
How the incident was heard (maybe):
"IS THERE A DOCTOR"
"I'M A DOCTOR"
"GOD DAMNIT JILL NOT NOW"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (eerEz)
They'd better clean up their act.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: SMOD
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Conspiracy actually. If those were actions done to further Jack Smith's illegal conspiracy to deprive the defendants of their civil rights.
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)
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That's when I read it and it was terrifying...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Jay Sherman at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (PSEDc)
https://is.gd/7BILWn
Artist's rendition of what it possibly would look like.
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)
I liked the one where the two pyramids are cat ears.
I read somewhere that the Sphynx is carved out of a large solid block of rock, which caused some issues when trying to do the back parts since there was a fault or fissure there.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (8avO+)
"I'M A DOCTOR"
"GOD DAMNIT JILL NOT NOW"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (N39Ws)
Nice. There is a Bee headline in there just screaming to get out.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:55 PM (45LId)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
I've always thought she had something going on...
Posted by: Denny Crane - And By Something, I Mean A Really Hot Sexy Body. at March 27, 2026 01:56 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (eerEz
Clearly it is a sirrush that some Pharaoh carved his own face on.
That or it is a Jackal. I think the jackal is the best guess.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)
I mean maybe some president like Trump could find an appropriate moment where he could come out and announce "I'm ignoring this SCOTUS ruling because it's wrong and they're corrupt" and then watch the shit-storm.... I think even republicans would vote to impeach (depending on the case).... long-winded way of saying there's seemingly no solution
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 01:43 PM (xT8gx)
Pres. Andrew Jackson ignored a SCOTUS ruliing and pushed-in the Chief Justice's fudge while doing so. Pretty much nothing happened.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2026 01:56 PM (ksbjf)
I've been meaning to ask, how are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:56 PM (5bGGs)
I think you misspelled "flamethrowers"
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 01:57 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)
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Given that Congress will never impeach, let alone remove this judge, indictment may be the only recourse. Is there any way to move it out of the DC circuit?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 01:57 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (3ek7K)
Might still be asleep as he had a LONG travel day yesterday.
Or, they found is AoS posts and he's been detained by customs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:57 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:57 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:54 PM (8avO+)
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There's an HP Lovecraft story (in collaboration with Harry Houdini) where the protagonist (Houdini) goes to Egypt and finds his way deep, deep under the pyramids, where man was never meant to go, only to discover the hideous truth about the Sphynx...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:58 PM (ESVrU)
I've always thought she had something going on...
Posted by: Denny Crane - And By Something, I Mean A Really Hot Sexy Body. at March 27, 2026 01:56 PM (dmDsy)
You asked for it..........
https://youtu.be/p98PjtSfNWo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:58 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:58 PM (3ek7K)
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Yes, a serious outbreak of dying District Judges all at once.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 01:59 PM (n17eQ)
A rules-based world order keeps honest people honest.
Posted by: Congress at March 27, 2026 01:59 PM (vhFJq)
Thanks and lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:58 PM (3ek7K)
Have to admit, it's a lot more entertaining than "I got nuthin...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:59 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:57 PM (iXqHn)
Doesn't Trump have to sign it?
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:59 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+)
You do know who lives in the vicinity of modern-day Iraq?
Da jooos (tm)
QED: Time-traveling Jews made Rome fight Parthia.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2026 02:00 PM (ksbjf)
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
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So is the rendition based on ground penetration radar? Or just wishful thinking?
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 27, 2026 02:00 PM (CyFyf)
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Key word: "may"
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:00 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:00 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM
Workmanlike.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)
Read The Lion,the witch, and the wardrobe, or the Screwtape Letters.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)
Don’t bother with those either.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (muXU/)
James Herriott's 'Dog Stories' FTW.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 02:02 PM (q177U)
Umm, that's why we put the back part back there...
Posted by: The People Before The Egyptians at March 27, 2026 02:02 PM (vhFJq)
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (65cLN)
Name a dem that's faced consequence for their actions.
Lower courts have already been told to stop. They haven't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:02 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: whig
Whoa!
Someone should make a law...
Maybe something deprevation of civil rights under color of law... and make sure it covers judges too
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 02:02 PM (Hh5dq)
Posted by: Wally at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (65cLN)
If Trump lays out the info on Boasberg and Howell and then says he won't follow any of their rulings, he'll be impeached and removed. By Republicans. With John Roberts of the Supreme Court presiding.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:03 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:03 PM (45LId)
IDC how but Trump’s people need to arrange for this bitch tried in a red state.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2026 02:04 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM
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Advice for those younger hordelings. Approach a woman and calmly say "you'll do." She'll recognize that you have high standards and will be thrilled she met them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:04 PM (2UnvF)
They have completely destroyed the respect for the rule of law.
May they live in interesting times.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Big deal, right? Well, that could conceivably open the door to remove sovereign immunity from the Judge and allow a civil suit for violation of Constitutional Rights. And, Trump isn't shy about civil suits.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (dIske)
I keep hoping that the Grand Jury in Florida will announce a yuuuugggge RICO with numerous indictments for violating Trump's civil rights in numerous states and numerous years. Annnnd that the courts in NY finally dismiss/reverse his conviction and judgements against him and he files a 50B $ lawsuit against the state.
I also keep hoping for a puppy and a kitty.
Guess which is likely to happen......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (QGaXH)
Reads like a more modern version of Don Quixote where one thing happens after another but the fun is recognizing the places, characters, and events that the protagonist ends up in the midst of.
Posted by: whig at March 27, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)
I have read it and liked it, if not as much as Niven/Pournelle who suggested it somewhere. Possibly because I did not go as heavily into literature so didn't get all the jokes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:03 PM (45LId)
What if it was owned originally by a guy named Sphink? Then, it'd be Sphink's, but they didn't have the apostrophe yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (5bGGs)
I suspect that might be enough reason to get a change of venue.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (rbvCR)
Read The Lion,the witch, and the wardrobe, or the Screwtape Letters.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)
Don’t bother with those either.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (muXU/)
James Herriott's 'Dog Stories' FTW.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:01 PM (QGaXH)
Catcher in the Rye is popular around here.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (3ek7K)
Yep, In Tonopah, NV, on the road again in a few minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (CMKMQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (QGaXH)
But it did tone it down a bit and left out the next chapter about camps.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (Hh5dq)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM
First I would laugh. Then surprise you with a left hook to your chin.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)
Nobody is reigning these subversives in. Maybe it’s time for the people to do it.
Posted by: That Guy at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (jlI90)
Advice for those younger hordelings. Approach a woman and calmly say "you'll do." She'll recognize that you have high standards and will be thrilled she met them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:04 PM (2UnvF)
I think this is the best advice ever to grace the database of Minx 0.8 beta.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (5bGGs)
https://tinyurl.com/4espwfcu
I hate the way bill are written.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (4NO2D)
"No additional funding..."
What's already been approved is still there. That funding runs until the end of 2028.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (QGaXH)
If you get them then you have to take care of them, and make sure they are cleaned up after, and kept safe. RICO cases are not for just Easter and Christmas, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)
Yes we steal elections. Yes we investigate, harass, and imprison opposing politicians, yes we steal money from the government.
We have a right too for (some BS reason), and we will continue to do so. And you won't do anything to stop us.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
They understand what it takes to gain and hold onto political power.
Unfortunately, it takes being underhanded and going for constant kill shots.
And when one side cares about what happens to their immortal souls after they die, and the other side is just immoral, well...
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:07 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (dK+Kv)
I was a replacement actor in "Catcher in the Ass."
Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at March 27, 2026 02:07 PM (5bGGs)
:
Muslim man/counttry bad.
Israel dindu nuffin'.
Tucker mean man.
7000 Bibi Bucks Achievement Unlocked
Posted by: Captain Obvioud at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (peE+y)
Yo. ICYMI can I recommend last evening's Olympic post. But don't drink anything while you're reading it.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (45LId)
Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Did you stay at the Clown Motel?
Posted by: Nothing Personal at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)
But it did tone it down a bit and left out the next chapter about camps.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (Hh5dq)
He knows we'd have to build them and run them for him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)
HE sucks cock by CHOICE!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:09 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:09 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Nothing Personal at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)
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Hot and cold running clowns?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 02:10 PM (FvGZA)
Post 60 is by Martini Farmer. Maybe next time post the hash instead?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 02:10 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (45LId)
I did miss it. I have been busy with children's theater and now baseball. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Nothing Personal at March 27, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)
I think that's in Ely, or Elko?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (CMKMQ)
This place is so fucking weird sometimes.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (45LId)
Post 60 is by Martini Farmer. Maybe next time post the hash instead?
Posted by: Will Robinson
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I actually went back to see what I posted. Memory lapse. lol
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at Mar
I will always give just the tip
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (45LId)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:49 PM
_______________________________
Well, you have to sell it. It's always best to start by saying "let me see your teeth."
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Only if you come up with a really good answer for the follow-up question of "Serviceable for what purpose?"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:17 PM (g8Ew8)
Post 60 is by Martini Farmer. Maybe next time post the hash instead?
Posted by: Will Robinson
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I actually went back to see what I posted. Memory lapse. lol
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (Hh5dq)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (4NO2D)
And then at the inevitable phone call, I would let the judges know that I would be making an announcement that there is no longer any security at the various federal court houses. They're basically out of business at that point.
Let them piss and moan and go on and on about constitutional crisis, blah, blah, blah
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: ...
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Someone is familiar with 'Carousel' lyrics.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:29 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Attorney General Pam Bondi at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (4cFWh)
Posted by: kurtz at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (jzrwJ)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 27, 2026 03:38 PM (PUrHv)
Trump Announces He Will Unilaterally Fund DHS and Dares Democrats to Sue to Stop Him;
Republican Senators Offer Democrats Deal, and Democrat Senators Accept
The "deal" is exactly what you'd expect from Mitch McConnell's prison punk John Thune: Capitulation. When a Ted Cruz demands a government shut-down to advance a conservative goal, the GOPe shrieks that that's not how we do business and caves immediately. But when the Democrats shut the government down, the GOPe also caves.
Update: Commenters disagree with my hot take. I have included their dissent before the jump. But first, Trump's declaration that he will fund DHS on his own authority, citing powers under the National Emergencies Act. I don't know if the president is allowed to bypass Congress' chief power over the purse through the Emergencies Act or if it's still beyond his power. But it's only beyond his power if a judge rules it so after Democrats bring lawsuit to stop him, and I don't know if they'd have the balls to be so open about wanting to keep TSA agents unpaid as well as DHS counter-terrorism agents during a war with the terror state of Iran.
Fox:
Rather than letting this play out, GOPe Senators caved and gave the Democrats what they wanted -- the TSA would be funded, but the parts of DHS that Democrats want to defund, ICE and the Border Patrol, will be defunded, just as the Democrats wanted. This is a deal? Give them everything they want?
President Trump announced on Thursday he will sign an emergency order to pay TSA agents and hopefully relieve congestion at the nation's largest airports. In a lengthy Truth Social post where he savaged Democrats for their role in refusing to fund the Department of Homeland Security, Trump said he would see that the agents are paid. "Because the Democrats have recklessly created a true National Crisis, I am using my authorities under the Law to protect our Great Country, as I always will do!" Trump said. "I am going to sign an Order instructing the Secretary of Homeland Security, Markwayne Mullin, to immediately pay our TSA Agents in order to address this Emergency Situation, and to quickly stop the Democrat Chaos at the Airports. It is not an easy thing to do, but I am going to do it!," he wrote. His announcement came as Republicans and Democrats struggle to fund the department and as Transportation Security Administration employees faced a second month without a paycheck. Under the National Emergency Act, the president could order unspent government funds to be used to temporarily pay TSA employees -- a move that would bypass Congress. Republicans have the majority in the Senate but lack the 60 votes needed to advance DHS funding in the legislative process.
DHS shutdown breakthrough comes at cost for Republicans as funding fights nears endAgain, Thune is pushing the idea that he'll concede everything on the vote but he'll "make it up during budget reconciliation." But budget reconciliation requires cuts to the budget. How exactly is spending the money for CBP and ICE a budget cut? The Democrats are actually cutting the budget by defunding two agencies.
Senate Republicans are eying reconciliation as a long-term solution for ICE and CBP funding
Now it goes to the House -- and I'm sure House conservatives aren't happy about this. But what Thune has done is make it politically costly for conservatives to veto the deal. Now, Democrats will be able to say "It's the MAGA Republican shut-down!" Also, Thune has given up all leverage. The Democrats want to defund ICE and CBP. They want a wide-open border. You can only force them to fund those agencies by tying that funding to something that it is costly for them to refuse to fund -- like TSA and DHS counter-terrorism operations. But now, they have the funding for the stuff they want, and can refuse to fund the stuff they don't want with no penalty whatsoever. And Republican Senators are already warning us: BTW, this whole "reconcilliation" thing is Failure Theater Bullshit so don't expect the funding to actually pass.
Congress is one step closer to ending the Homeland Security shutdown after the Senate advanced a new, last-minute deal, but it came at the price of Republicans ceding ground, temporarily, to Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. The Senate unanimously advanced a deal to reopen most of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in the wee hours of Friday morning, 42 days into the shutdown that was spurred by the Trump administration's immigration operations in Minnesota. It was an agreement that largely gave Schumer and Senate Democrats what they wanted -- no funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and parts of Customs and Border Protection (CBP). But it lacked the stringent reforms they desired, like requiring judicial warrants or requiring agents to unmask. While the deal mirrors previous attempts by Democrats to pass similar legislation that carved out immigration funding, Thune argued that Democrats are still walking away empty-handed in the policy fight over immigration enforcement. "We've been trying for weeks to fund the whole thing," Thune said. "And, I mean, in the end, this is what they were willing to agree to. But again, it's different that it has zero reforms in it. I mean, they got no reforms on DHS, which they could have had if they had been willing to work with us a little bit on that." Schumer said that if Republicans hadn't blocked their initial attempts, "this could have been done three weeks ago." "This is exactly what we wanted," Schumer said. "This is what we asked for, and I'm very proud of my caucus. My caucus held the line."
And some Republicans are already couching expectations on what can and can't be accomplished in the party-line process, given that anything in the bill has to pass muster with strict rules in the Senate. "I think we have to set our sights a little bit lower on this reconciliation bill," Sen. Roger Marshall, R-Kan., told Fox News Digital. "It's got to be targeted to fund ICE for 10 years, I think that's the number one thing to us."Or possibly he's saying "I know we told you we'd pass the SAVE Act by reconciliation, which was also Failure Theater Bullshit, but now that we've got this new Failure Theater Bullshit production going, you have to accept we've got to "set our sights a little lower" and just do the ICE and CBP funding as our first-priority Failure Theater Bullshit. It's almost as if the GOPe exists to pretend to oppose the Democrats while giving the communists everything they want, and then turning to the public and saying, "All of this was done constitutionally, because the 'opposition' party did in fact agree to all of the communists' demands."
Brilliant, Thune, you Gollum to Mitch McConnell's Sauron.
If the bill doesn't include a bar on face masks, ID requirements, and a ban on ICE going into "sensitive" locations, then it's not a GOP cave, it's a Democrat cave. Those things were what Democrats wanted. They said so many times. They didn't get those things. Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Ace, I see this differently: it was the Democunts who caved, assuming this deal goes through. You can tell by how desperately they moved the goalposts. Cuck Schemer is now cheering that ... he got TSA funded at airports. The shutdown wasn't about incremental funding for ICE and BP, as ICE and BP are already funded through 2028. The shutdown was about unmasking agents, identification requirements, limits on where ICE could go, and basically making their lives hell. Dums got none of that. So they are now pretending it was always about funding TSA at airports. (Huh? They shut down the gov't over TSA?) Since TSA funding was restored -- something Trump and the GOP wanted too -- the Dums are claiming they won. This is a win for the GOP -- albeit not a 100% complete one -- and a cave for the Dums. Not the other way around. Posted by: Elric The Blade
The Dems didn't get anything they wanted. Why do we have to repeat what the left media says? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
🚨 BREAKING: Majority Leader Steve Scalise just PUMMELED Hakeem Jeffries using his OWN WORDS
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 27, 2026
"Jeffries, 2015: 'Our single job should be to FUND DHS! Anything else is an abdication our responsibility and legislative malpractice.'"
"Their party now stands with ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,… pic.twitter.com/P6gQhB6GiK
🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: The US Senate has PASSED a bill funding most of DHS following President Trump’s executive order to pay TSA workers using other funds
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 27, 2026
However, ICE and CBP are NOT funded.
DO NOT let Dems get away with that. pic.twitter.com/r4q16NX9Ns
🚨 JUST IN: Leader Thune is being eviscerated by some House Republicans after "in the dead of night" passing a DHS funding deal without ICE and CBP
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 27, 2026
REP. GREG STEUBE: "Of course Leader Thune and the Senate RINOs caved to Democrats who refuse to fund ICE and CBP. The American… pic.twitter.com/7RSxBHtL5t
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(Jump to bottom of comments)I heed your call, I'm coming back
The road is straight cast, wind's in my eyes
The engine roars between my thighs
From desert plains I bring you ... FIRSTS
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2026 12:11 PM (YwEeS)
They played a big bluff...and had to fold it with losses, since they are now on record as giving in as a full group...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Haste Makes Waste at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)
Those things were what Democrats wanted. They said so many times.
They didn't get those things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:13 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (cWLG3)
It's not a GOP win by a long shot, but it's a HUGE Dem "L" - they get nothing for all of the pain they inflicted.
Posted by: can of spam at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (14gFN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2026 12:15 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:15 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (cWLG3)
It is not actually Kompromat when everyone is in the club and they have joint nights-out to do things. It is merely getting along with our "colleagues across the isle." [sic]
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pookysgirl, doomposting slightly at March 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
Oh boy! THIS is gonna be GREAT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (5bGGs)
And it only took 7 comments!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:17 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: pookysgirl, doomposting slightly at March 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Wt5PA)
They wouldn't care if they weren't retiring. They don't care about their constituents. ALL congresspersons hate their voters. They've been shitting on them for generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (5bGGs)
Make sure the Demoncrats get what they want, then moan and groan and failure theater and beg for more money.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (FpHTM)
And it only took 7 comments!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:17 PM (dmDsy)
yeah, I was a bit slow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (5bGGs)
Also, Democrats did’t get everything they wanted. This is what Republicans proposed some time ago when Democrats indicated they would not vote to fund DHS. Democrats also wanted changes to ICE operations. Then when Republicans conceded some of that, Democrats raised the bar again and made a lot of other demands. That’s when Trump said FU and declared an emergency. At that point Democrats knew they were screwed and accepted the original deal Republicans proposed.
BTW just think about this. Democrats screwed American citizens and put them through the TSA wringer to show their support for illegal aliens. There is no other way to read what they did.
Is that their midterm winning message?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (zfkPG)
So, all the new agents are getting fired, right?
There are rescissions in the funding bill that undo OBBB, right?
ICE are just going to outright stop enforcing immigration law, that which they've been doing nonstop throughout the whole shutdown to the point where they were the only DHS employees getting paid in airports when they showed up to help TSA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Q/FnY)
The UN wants TRILLIONS from all 'slave tied' countries for reparations!
We're SAVED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:20 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 12:21 PM (7gm9V)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 12:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 12:21 PM (7gm9V)
YOU'LL get NOTHING and LIKE IT!!!!!
Posted by: Judge Smails at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (5bGGs)
The shutdown wasn't about incremental funding for ICE and BP, as ICE and BP are already funded through 2028. The shutdown was about unmasking agents, identification requirements, limits on where ICE could go, and basically making their lives hell.
Dums got none of that. So they are now pretending it was always about funding TSA at airports. (Huh? They shut down the gov't over TSA?) Since TSA funding was restored -- something Trump and the GOP wanted too -- the Dums are claiming they won.
This is a win for the GOP -- albeit not a 100% complete one -- and a cave for the Dums. Not the other way around.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
The UN wants TRILLIONS from all 'slave tied' countries for reparations!
We're SAVED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:20 PM (5bGGs)
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Put forward by Ghana and every former colonial empire in Europe abstained.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (cWLG3)
yeah, I was a bit slow.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (5bGGs)
You kidding? You were there within a minute of the actual event!
You are hereby awarded the Nostradamus Award of the Day... Congratulations!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: brak at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (BG30B)
You are hereby awarded the Nostradamus Award of the Day... Congratulations!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (dmDsy)
#Winning!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (5bGGs)
This is a win for the GOP -- albeit not a 100% complete one -- and a cave for the Dums. Not the other way around.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
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But, you see, this bill doesn't include ICE funding, so all agents are fired as of right now.
Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: RI Red at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (l8UMQ)
What a pussy!
But oh gotta save their little vacation from their thieving jobs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (n5tGW)
Their crazy base is energized, that’s a fact. You can hand waive off the special elections, but they put up some very larger than normal numbers of voters. They need those people for the midterms.
This may sound like an electoral death wish to you (fighting for illegal aliens). But it’s a clarion call to their base who wants this and will show up in November in big numbers if they keep getting red meat.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (zfkPG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (eerEz)
*Waiting for TJM to tell Ace he's got it all wrong*
Oh boy! THIS is gonna be GREAT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (5bGGs)
And it only took 7 comments!
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:17 PM (dmDsy)
Where's the "calling first is annoying and childish" guy at? Teh Horde could use another mouse to bat around with our Cat Claws of Doom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: brak at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (BG30B)
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I'm not sure if it could have ever been in effect for the 2026 midterms, even if passed early last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (JmKZX)
The UN wants TRILLIONS from all 'slave tied' countries for reparations!
We're SAVED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:20 PM (5bGGs)
Have we started bombing the UN yet?
Posted by: a modest proposal at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
Thune letting everyone leave and doing his stupid little Two Minutes Pro-Formas with no SAVE Act is a loss.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (zfkPG)
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Well, you're hand waving away the special elections where the GOP overperforms, so why can't I hand wave away the special elections where Democrats overperform?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM
They are running for re-election. Gotta raise money sometime.
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: brak at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (BG30B)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (zfkPG)
Is the Mayor of Toronto really that stupid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (FpHTM)
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Actual recesses require a majority vote. The majority leader can't just make them happen.
I guarantee you there are at least 10 GOP senators who would never vote for a recess because the Senate does almost nothing else but lord over appointments, and they're not giving that up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (DXIXb)
At least some will be able to yell at people calling them doomers n black pill. Then if we lose big in the mid terms because of GOPe sabotage we can curse the GOPe for a while then go back to falling for the latest flavor of the month "conservative"and fight with each other over their authenticity. Then some will say I'm not voting for the bastards, then some will yell at those people asking why you would hand over a win to the enemy. Then the person we fought over IS the enemy, another Thune type. I'm to the point where I'm numb to it. Just pull the lever for an R and stfu. Hope for the best(?) I don't know anymore.
Posted by: JROD at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (IlL6s)
Where's the "calling first is annoying and childish" guy at? Teh Horde could use another mouse to bat around with our Cat Claws of Doom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
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There are a few "get off my lawn" types.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (Sco7b)
I still want to know if she found Ford's crack stash.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (ZeH0U)
I heed your call, I'm coming back
The road is straight cast, wind's in my eyes
The engine roars between my thighs
From desert plains I bring you ... FIRSTS
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Stop. Just stop.
Posted by: I've been first before a time or two, but not once have I said first. at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (BPDc6)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (DXIXb)
OOOOH! Record her when she gets out. She might start spewing some REALLY silly stuff.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (KyaUN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:24 PM (y9nCu)
Sponge is always first, no matter how much someone else claims it.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (FpHTM)
Is the Mayor of Toronto really that stupid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U
I haven't confirmed it but saw it several times this morning in previous threads.
And it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (Sco7b)
I have a better idea, let's just return ALL the slaves and/or their descendants to them.
Let them 'fuel' their economies.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (W7FsI)
Good for you.
LGF bans people for doing it. You might be happier there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (1wjle)
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Nova's fine.
But TJM?
Dude's an asshole who can't even read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (JmKZX)
Because it's getting old!
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (vhFJq)
So, there are plausible statements here saying both that this is a rout for Democrats, and a rout for Republicans.That ICE and Border Patrol were previously funded through 2028, and that their funding is being cut to make a shitty fake 'deal.' That Republicans are genuinely pissed and Democrats triumphant, and also that it's all just pretense and theater.
So which is it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (5bGGs)
One of them is Grassley. Y'all rag on him, but he's an old-school workhorse. The other is Ernst, who I am very disappointed in. I am not sure who she considers her constituents, since she doesn't do the annual 99-county tour that Grassley does.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye 4 Life at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (Wt5PA)
How many shitheel hirudineans got arrested and deported, or blocked from entry, while the Democraps paraded around sucking each other's dicks with this shutdown?
Just like all the impotent mewling over Goode and Pretti, while ICE tore MN apart.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (JmKZX)
Dude I hope you are right. I hope you stand and point and laugh at me after the midterms.
It’s a long way away and we have a lot of ground to cover. If we can finish off Iran and get the economy humming than we should be ok. Provided GOP voters actually show up and we get Proof of Life from the RNC, which seems dead, Jim.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (zfkPG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (eerEz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
So, there are plausible statements here saying both that this is a rout for Democrats, and a rout for Republicans.That ICE and Border Patrol were previously funded through 2028, and that their funding is being cut to make a shitty fake 'deal.' That Republicans are genuinely pissed and Democrats triumphant, and also that it's all just pretense and theater.
So which is it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (mS8PE)
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I haven't seen anyone say that ICE and BP funding was being cut.
Only that it wasn't further expanded.
Because that's what the GOP was trying to get. Mostly support stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (JmKZX)
Sounds like the dems aren't so smart after all. Trump gets credit for breaking the deadlock, and anyone with a functioning brain will realize that after a bit, at which point the democrat crazy base will start asking, hey, what happened?
And Schumer is hoping that with AOCs meltdown in Europe, he doesn't have to fear her attacks from the left.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (GZYu7)
Thanks for the explanation of what happened.
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)
The UN wants TRILLIONS from all 'slave tied' countries for reparations!
We're SAVED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Then Brazil is soooo f-cked. Right?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Dv3i1)
That right there made it so easy for them to manipulate the direction of American politics.
Fast-forward to today, and all the citizens are taught (through schools or life experience) that there are only democrats and republicans, nothing else....
A binary choice. The easiest for them to control.
I think we're fucked.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (5bGGs)
There are a few "get off my lawn" types.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:26 PM (cWLG3)
Just so long as I can sit in a lawn chair and swat the neighborhood children with my cane as they walk by.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (y9nCu)
Is the Mayor of Toronto really that stupid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U
I haven't confirmed it but saw it several times this morning in previous threads.
And it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (Sco7b)
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Mayor of New York needs to abolish Chinese police stations.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (cWLG3)
Gomerism, a simple man and his desire to be 'first' with a 'it's all about me' over all the rest, not even a related comment. As Ron White famously said, 'The next time you have a thought, just let it go.' You have become the butt of jokes, deservedly so.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Q/FnY)
It’s a long way away and we have a lot of ground to cover. If we can finish off Iran and get the economy humming than we should be ok. Provided GOP voters actually show up and we get Proof of Life from the RNC, which seems dead, Jim.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (zfkPG)
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Special elections are not predictive of a general election.
They never have been. And they never will be.
I'm not the only saying that they mean something. That's you.
All you're doing is cherry picking the bad ones and demanding that they be predictive which is...far from statistical analysis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (JmKZX)
How much are they planning to excuse for countries like England, where William Wilberforce and other evangelical Christians were largely responsible for the abolition of the slave trade in England?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
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First Point of Entry.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 27, 2026 12:31 PM (f1kZG)
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Replace them with sharia enforcement police instead.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: brak
I'm not sure if it could have ever been in effect for the 2026 midterms, even if passed early last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The best time to plant a tree.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:31 PM (zR9UB)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:32 PM (cWLG3)
All this hair-on-fire/nothing-to-see-here frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EXyHK)
Then Brazil is soooo f-cked. Right?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Dv3i1)
I just want to know if the countries that actually sold their population as commodities are going to face the brunt of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:32 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U)
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:-)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:31 PM (zR9UB)
Right after you bury a body.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (eerEz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (JmKZX)
I would think step 2 would have been to hire all the TSA agents who qualified to work for ICE and leave them at the airports, paid, and with a secondary duty of nabbing illegals.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)
This was the 2nd shutdown with missed paycheck for DHS in 6 months. Who can afford to miss paychecks multiple times a year? No one on a government salary, especially no one with a family and a single wage earner on a government salary. So, who left in these shutdowns? The conservative employees, the employees with families with kids,, the employees who COULD leave and were competent.
Who stayed? The zealots, the f&ckups, and the single folks...aka, the blue dream for government employees...
So, you now can expect a less competent, more liberally zealot, and more liberal voting crew...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)
What was most surprising is how well it was made. The budget is obviously low, but the director and crew knew how to shoot a movie. Good framing, some nice camerawork, and decent lighting for a movie with a budget about what it costs to feed the crew for a day on a modern Hollywood movie.
It's pure sleaze and schlock, but even then they had to try to dress up exploitative crap as a victory for feminism. Isla is supposedly some kind of feminist icon. Ummm ... ok.
She's a sadistic lunatic who tortures women, forced them to be raped by SS soldiers, and murders them. She violates women in the most vile manner possible, literally shoving flaming, spiked, electrified dildos up their vaginas until they die. The most abusive, misogynistic male rapist would be like "that bitch is cray-cray."
But yea, she's a victory for women. Feminists are fucked in the head.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
In the meantime, where's my fricken SAVE America Act?!
Also, PDJT is hopefully planning to land Arab troops on Kharg Island, not American. Can you imagine the consternation in Tehran if a combined force of muslim troops takes away their precious oil export platform?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (2HgxZ)
Also, make them say it. Sure, the SAVE act will be tied up… when Democrats sue to tie it up. BUT MAKE THEM SUE.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
121 HOLY S$$$!
I sent Friday feedback into Fox Business's Varney and Company under my nic 'ARiK' - and they showed it this morning - as ARIK!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (QGaXH)
I gotta share these little triumphs as they occur....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 12:34 PM (QGaXH)
Right after you bury a body.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (eerEz)
But don't make it a fruit tree.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:34 PM (5bGGs)
All this hair-on-fire/nothing-to-see-here frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EXyHK)
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:34 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at March 27, 2026 12:34 PM (lES6Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW)
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He's a professional actor. Recall that he's also the same guy who looked giddy plopping cheese on an uncooked hamburger, claiming he was about to eat it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (2HgxZ)
OOOOH! Record her when she gets out. She might start spewing some REALLY silly stuff.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:27 PM (
Ha! Swooping in like the long lost uncle to embarrass her!
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (DXIXb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
They can start by getting money from all those African countries who sold other tribes to the Euros and Arabs, and from the Arab countries who brokered all the deals and can only deny that they were involved because there aren't any blacks in their countries because they castrated all their African slaves.
Or they can sit and spin.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (a+4eV)
Being 29, I predate Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer also frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (EXyHK)
Those things were what Democrats wanted. They said so many times.
They didn't get those things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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What they wanted, was "due process". The face masks and above was just a diversion to concede at the end.
The big get for them was having every deportation go in front of a judge. They tried this under biden, where the court would also be in DC where they had control.
Removing the judicial order to remove people was the big win for us.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (zGM4Q)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (98kQX)
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The dem voters are going to realize soon that this was a loss - and they are going to start shrieking loudly. It won't be tough to miss. The hammer was Trump essentially saying that I'm just going to pay them. Called the democrats bluff.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (GZYu7)
Maybe I had this wrong.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
So hair fire put out again
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (FtULh)
Maybe I had this wrong.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
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We have a couple of decades of the GOP in DC actively stabbing us in the back.
It's just straight PTSD at this point.
But Thune should have earned a lot of respect for his machinations on getting the OBBB past the parliamentarian, and he's done nothing to undo it since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (JmKZX)
Now I want to slap a New Yorker for giving us Shummy
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (KyaUN)
I don't need to hear what Trump says or what the Dems say. Or what anyone says.
All I need to see is Trump's body language and behavior.
And he is in a very good mood.
But for real, while all these folks on the right are pissing their pants and bemoaning the end of America because we're going to lose the midterms, we're not going to pass the SAVE Act, Iran is going to win, the economy is suffering?
Trump is behaving just like the summer of 2024--when he knew he already won.
Happy, joking, campaigning.
While the whole media and the online right were sure Kamala had the inside advantage and was going to win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (HXT0k)
Anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I just had novacaine and the gas. The gas made it kinda fun.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:29 PM (eerEz)
Oral surgeon konked me out when I had all four wisdom teeth yanked out at 16. One moment I was laying on the gurney counting backwards from 10, the next moment I remember the red brick wall in the alley behind the building as I was being loaded into my Mom's car.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: JROD at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
So, they're passing what Democrats proposed before the 40 day shutdown. Kind of like how the goal of the war in Iran is now opening the Strait of Hormuz when it was open prior to the war.
FINALLY! I bet the House won’t pass it, or trump won’t sign it, though. Doesn't matter. Deal is on the table. Any pain after this is strictly on the GOP.
They passed it because they are taking 2 weeks off for vacation and want to be able to fly. Can we please overthrow this entire government already? They literally are worthless
I wonder what else is buried in this bill. Republicans must have voted for it for some reason. I not really seeing them being altruistic at this point in time
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (jo/K7)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (5bGGs)
That doesn't surprise me. What was his alternative, admit defeat? He's already hanging by a thread with the far left base.
As many of us have been saying for a long time ICE is fully funded until 2029 in the BBB. It's done. Unless there is some hidden stuff in this bill that somehow undoes ICE funding all Democrats "won" is funding the rest of DHS.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:30 PM
And not just in England. The British Navy targeted slave traders ports and ships going everywhere.
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Black JEM
Her meltdown was related to a "world" profile. It did nothing to her "national " i.e. state profile.
She'll still troubce him. See Moudami / Houchul sucking up to himl ection and where that state is going.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 12:37 PM (oAa51)
The big get for them was having every deportation go in front of a judge. They tried this under biden, where the court would also be in DC where they had control.
Removing the judicial order to remove people was the big win for us.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (zGM4Q)
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Yeah, that was the big thing.
Turning civil matters (deportation) into criminal matters (judicial warrants) while also maintaining that deportation over civil crimes is just so wrong.
Deportation is the farkin' civil remedy. It deprives the individual not at all of liberty or property. Sending someone back to their home country is not a damage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (2HgxZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (HXT0k)
You are calling Ace a shill for the left-wing corporate media?
He's a shill for Big Shelf, not the media!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (n9ltV)
Ha! Swooping in like the long lost uncle to embarrass her!
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:35 PM (DXIXb)
It is my role in life.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:31 PM (zR9UB)
Right after you bury a body.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
When you need to pee
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Prayers for Piper's little one.
I was all the way out for mine, because they had to cut holes in my gums to go find them, and jackhammer them into pieces small enough to remove. No way they were going to come in on their own without messing up my jaw; there just wasn't enough space.
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (zR9UB)
How many thousands of actual Americans suffered for these HORs?
Posted by: Mr. Proton at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (Wfh+h)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
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For the civil crime of being here illegally?
Yes!
Democrats keep telling me that being here illegally is just a civil crime, so why do they demand criminal judicial processes to address it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (JmKZX)
When Trump is gone they will go back to sketching pure narrative and sowing only discord because I don't think his successor will be nearly as good at batting all of it back. Vance has shown flashes but Trump is definitely one of a kind. He's a one man fucking wrecking crew. But from where we sit it doesn't always look like that.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (cWLG3)
While the Senate GOP's Democrat compromise left out ICE and CBP
House Majority Whip Tom Emmer said PRESIDENT TRUMP backs the plan, per NOTUS
HERE WE GO!
Time to HOLD THE LINE
https://tinyurl.com/56bwude8
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (NpAcC)
He's a shill for Big Shelf, not the media!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (n9ltV)
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He's just afraid of Big Shelf.
They have a history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (JmKZX)
MS Now
NYT: Trump wants to renovate White House Treaty Room. One of the most historic rooms in the White House.
President Trump's signature on money WAS SO 20 hours ago.
Trump 2.0 just floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JROD at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (IlL6s)
I can't disagree with your analysis. That "long march" definitely had devastating affects... I was just saying, the two-party system they devised gave them a much more controllable electorate.
Just two pieces of their nefarious plan...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (dmDsy)
are we happy
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (ZxPkt
Yeah... Let me know.. I'm tired of lighting my hair on fire and putting it out..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (n5tGW)
Be very aware of the pain killers afterwards, though. They didn't think they were addictive much when they were handing them out to me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)
When Trump is gone they will go back to sketching pure narrative and sowing only discord because I don't think his successor will be nearly as good at batting all of it back. Vance has shown flashes but Trump is definitely one of a kind. He's a one man fucking wrecking crew. But from where we sit it doesn't always look like that.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (45LId)
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It's true.
They are willing to toss policy wins in order to win the narrative for the day.
Remember, they held up that Goode woman's death as a narrative victory for about 5 minutes. All while Trump kept deporting people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Because thats not who we are.
GOPe
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (KyaUN)
1. ICE and BP were funded through 28, and continue to be funded.
2. GOP wanted some additional funding for stuff related to border and immigration enforcement - Thune said fine, we will strip that and run it through reconciliation
3. Dems wanted officers de-masked (exposed to threats) and judicial review of deportations
4. Trumps move to pay all TSA regardless forced the dems to give up on the things they wanted for additional ICE and BP funding that was going to come later
5. The dems think ICE is going to stop working now - boy are they going to be pissed
6. Johnson is pissed he has to herd cats in the House again - because everything there is tight
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
President Trump's signature on money WAS SO 20 hours ago.
Trump 2.0 just floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Yeah, about that. Does that mean some people will be turning down any handouts of your "Trump money"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3)
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Any emotion from Chuckie is as fake as a raw burger with cheese on it. The guy is literally a well practiced font of deceit.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:43 PM (45LId)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
On the other hand, in all of the Ilsa films, Dyanne Thorne takes a shower, which elevates them into the pantheon of great films.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:43 PM (y9nCu)
Hair en fuego or not?
We're waiting with gasolined locks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
I read this as 'gasolined socks' for some reason..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:44 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 12:44 PM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 27, 2026 12:44 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:36 PM (y9nCu)
Same here. Woke up in my father's car, in the parking lot. Which is impressive considering the oral surgeon's office was literally 3 minutes down the road from where I lived.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:44 PM (FpHTM)
1. ICE and BP were funded through 28, and continue to be funded.
2. GOP wanted some additional funding for stuff related to border and immigration enforcement - Thune said fine, we will strip that and run it through reconciliation
3. Dems wanted officers de-masked (exposed to threats) and judicial review of deportations
4. Trumps move to pay all TSA regardless forced the dems to give up on the things they wanted for additional ICE and BP funding that was going to come later
5. The dems think ICE is going to stop working now - boy are they going to be pissed
6. Johnson is pissed he has to herd cats in the House again - because everything there is tight
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:42 PM (GZYu7)
In good news for Johnson, with the Senate just saying yes unanimously, it gives cover to the House to just do the same and get out of town...so, this herding, if he plays it right (with his "being upset") can be much simpler than normal, even with his current margins...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:44 PM (5bGGs)
Well, I mean you could do that too. Maybe have a sock wrapped around your head.
Or light the sock first, then apply to hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)
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Competent at what, imaging faces or drivers licenses? TSA takes pictures, and runs metal detectors. "Less competent" is meaningless, and most I run across in big airports are muslim anyway, so "zealot" is also a curious choice of word. Privatize these jobs.
The union head is frequently interviewed and (at least to my ears) he seems a very practical guy, and in this case his most aggressive comments have been directed at Democrats so I guess I am not worried the union will suddenly become a more aggressively Democrat engine.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (qfJCX)
I know, huh? Imagonna need a new ignitable pitchfork. And we still haven't stormed the castle!
*looks up local Ace hardware*
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:46 PM (cWLG3)
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Not so fast there, buck-o!
-Thomas Massie
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Can these weasels undo this?
Just getting here and haven't read comments.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 12:46 PM (WONhk)
But what they wanted was "due process." Habeas basically. They wanted anyone captured by ICE to have government funded attorney, right to go in front of a court to determine if the state has right to hold them and deport them.
For those with deportation orders, this is second bite at apple since they were already in front of a judge.
But there are others who ICE is allowed to deport without that, and Dems wanted this "due process" for all. They are not citizens, so do not have *full* constitutional rights, but they have some and that is the big argument.
In past, the Dems have tried to do this for all immigration cases and they even wanted a special immigration court in DC (so under Dem control, dem districts, dem juries, ...)
They want this because it will (a) stop the deportations, and (b) make the legal industrial complex very rich.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 12:46 PM (zGM4Q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2026 12:47 PM (Y6JKj)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 12:47 PM (GD0B3)
Dems/commies: We want them to be afraid to do their jobs AND we want some of them dead to get that terror.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
I get what you're saying but I don't necessarily agree that he's truly happy. I think he would put on a smile and claim victory if someone shot him in the nuts. He's a professional liar.
Did ICE get defunded? No. Is ICE being forced to remove their masks? No. Did Democrats get any of things they were demanding to pass a DHS funding bill? No.
I don't like the deal because it sets precedent that the Senate can now fund only parts of agencies they like instead of funding everything. I'm sure that will come back to bite us at some point.
But Democrats didn't score a big win no matter what they say publicly unless there are things in this bill that haven't come to light yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 12:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (AkEZC)
guess why
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rd72z
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)
Got the 4 books yesterday will start reading today... I'm a very fast reader and the books aren't long
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (FtULh)
On the other hand, in all of the Ilsa films, Dyanne Thorne takes a shower, which elevates them into the pantheon of great films.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:43 PM (y9nCu)
_______
Yea, there's a shower scene in the first 5 minutes of She-Wolf. It's comically cheesy and exploitative, and the very sharp 4K restoration shows something that probably nobody saw before: the outline of the breast implant balloons and the incision lines where she was cut open to insert them.
In the commentary, a much older Thorne is commenting on that scene, and on the exploitative nudity and sex in general. She's clearly embarrassed by it. But rather than say "hey, it was the 70s, I was young and getting paid to get naked," she babbles some incoherency about it all being about female empowerment.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
Until 2028
And they have only spent $10 billion of it so far.
So I think this was Thune saying "I'll let you claim victory while you get nothing."
Which is something we can argue about but its not as bad as actually defunding ICE would be.
Posted by: Harun at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (HXT0k)
You are calling Ace a shill for the left-wing corporate media?
He's a shill for Big Shelf, not the media!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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LOL
But for real, I'd like to "revise and extend" my remarks.
I don't mean this as a criticism per se, it's just that ... we really have no other source.
Like, even very good conservatives are still forced to source to ... the left media.
OTOH: Ace of Spades is solid gold. Only 'cause it's the one of the last few spaces with open and honest dissent. For reals. Not puffery.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (tOcjL)
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Voice vote = "this stinks so bad I don't want a record of how I voted."
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:40 PM (FtULh)
Simple solution. Stop putting it out.
I'm kidding. Sort of. Honestly - wake up with the baseline of understanding how miserable the Left are right now, and that Trump is out front for some ungodly reason, ever the happy warrior, still fighting at 80. There is no sweeter satisfaction than knowing the Left are crying. And Trump loves to make them cry.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (45LId)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (F0XtB)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (XuXeR)
I know, I know.
Posted by: RI Red at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (l8UMQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2026 12:47 PM (Y6JKj)
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Recesses (real ones) require a majority vote from the floor. The Senate is not going to give up its power over appointments, especially this GOP.
Thune is going through the motions on the SAVE act like he did on the OBBB. It's probably all an effort to appease a handful of on the cusp GOP senators (like Collins) to make sure their vote is done.
Also, he has to go through the whole debate thing (which they're doing) in order to bypass cloture.
The SAVE act, from the outside, looks like it's being maneuvered towards passage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:50 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (zR9UB)
What a disturbing memory you just reminded me of!
I was getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed (all under the gum) because Navy submarine service required that you don't have them before reporting to your boat.
I had a Navy dentist, who happened to be in training. He pumped me full of Novocain, and the top two popped right out... but the bottom two required cutting deep into the gums, and the last needed, like you said, jack-hammering to break it up, and pull out the pieces...
Problem was, the Novocain was wearing off. I tried to tell him, but I had like an oil filter removal tool in my mouth... I started yelling, and I remember him saying " OK, just relax Petty Officer ******, we're almost there! He had his hand on my chest trying to get leverage to pull the fragments from my jaw...
It was quite a memorable experience.
Sorry for the TL/DR post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Harun at March 27, 2026 12:50 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)
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Competent at what, imaging faces or drivers licenses? TSA takes pictures, and runs metal detectors. "Less competent" is meaningless, and most I run across in big airports are muslim anyway, so "zealot" is also a curious choice of word. Privatize these jobs.
The union head is frequently interviewed and (at least to my ears) he seems a very practical guy, and in this case his most aggressive comments have been directed at Democrats so I guess I am not worried the union will suddenly become a more aggressively Democrat engine.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (qfJCX)
All of DHS...as I've mentioned 100 times, TSA was not the only unfunded part of DHS, just the one which had the most interaction with the public. They are likely the least skilled group of DHS, and they were not the only ones quitting...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:50 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (45LId)
oh boy, you are mistaken! the Hobbit is not long, the others are huge! 500 pages each, and they're written in a much more serious, deep style than the Hobbit, which is written in this breezy, chatty style like it's a grandfather just telling you a story he's making up as he goes. (Though Tolkien slips in some beautiful prose into it from time to time.)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
thank you! I might have to take the Cenobite Challenge.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
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I expect daily updates on The Silmarillion to start soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (eerEz)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
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I don't comment in the evening, but I did read it.
I larfed. A good bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:45 PM (Cqx++)
Clint Eastwood. Lee Van Cleef. Eli Wallach.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)
The fact that she doesn't want to?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (W7FsI)
I tried, I failed.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (1wjle)
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Eru Iluvatar is disappointed in you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (n5tGW)
The Dems want to extend full constitutional protections to any scumbag hat happens to sneak into the country and run havoc on our land.
They want invaders and pillagers treated as citizens.
That is their long term goal and everything else - funding, masks, sensitive areas, ROE,.... it is all bullshit and means nothing.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 12:53 PM (zGM4Q)
i guess yeah but... prose is slower to read and dialogue is quicker, and LOTR books are mostly prose description.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (2ap+5)
He DID say he wasn't signing SHIT till the SAVE Act crossed his desk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:53 PM (5bGGs)
Dude's an asshole who can't even read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:28 PM (JmKZX)
I was a little shocked at that statement at first then I saw it was just some self-deprecating humor.
Seeing who celebrates being first and the self-humor and 'get off my lawn' stuff and harassing Ace about his shelving struggles are all part of what makes this place special in my book.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)
I read them years ago and I remember that.. I just finished reading Little Dorrit by Dickens and it was over 800 pages and small type...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:53 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 12:54 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
No it's not.
Posted by: somebody had to say it at March 27, 2026 12:54 PM (zR9UB)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: somebody had to say it
I know, we really need to have more guest posts by avowed anti-American nazis.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
Hold my Beer.
Posted by: garrettZombie Robert Jordan at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: somebody had to say it
I know, we really need to have more guest posts by avowed anti-American nazis.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:54 PM (1wjle)
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We all know that ace is just a paid front for ZOG!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (JmKZX)
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Sounds like Dickens.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (n17eQ)
https://tinyurl.com/4fh5xe9n
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (WONhk)
Is the Mayor of Toronto really that stupid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U
I don't mind KFC. But in my little Canadian town, ours could use some passing by muslims to torch it so they could rebuild.
I think I'm going to take the reading challenge. It'd do me good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Kk4R3)
They didn't get that but the fact that they wanted it just shows that they are anti-American motherfuckers who should rightfully be contemplating their errors on the Tree of fucking Woe.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
I tried, I failed.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (1wjle)
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Eru Iluvatar is disappointed in you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
It would be great if someone could take the Silmarillion and other stories & threads of stories from the Appendices and Lost Tales, etc and rework them into novels.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (y9ksN)
Every president gets recess appointments except Trump, am I right on that?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (n/RyG)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (y9ksN)
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I like The Silmarillion as it is.
It's a collection of histories. I don't need someone else coming along and retelling Beren and Luthien in a different form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (JmKZX)
Ace I don't know if you're around but just wanted to mention again you were in top form (top shelf?) with that cenobite post. In my opinion Hall of Fame in execution and laughs. Thanks.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (45LId)
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (y9nCu)
How 'bout movies!
/Little Stevie Colbert
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
I think an Annotated version of the Trilogy and Hobbit that cites the refs to The Silmarillion by Page and Line, would sell well.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (W7FsI)
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Breaking: Congress passes the defense appropriations with the exception of funding for the Second Battalion Fourth Marines because that's Duke Lowell's old unit and fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (n/RyG)
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Last real recess was under Obama. Biden didn't get them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (JmKZX)
Andy Serkis does well, but he goes a bit too hard at the very beginning. It's like 'Calm down, man. You have a ways to go.' But he did. Good voice (if commie.)
On LotR, I bought the ensemble cast version on audible (I have a ton of credits.) I'll see how it is (there is also a serkis read one.)
Personal note: I read very fast and have read all these books multiple times. I wanted to try something different this go around and just go slow and savor it (or try to.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Oy/m2)
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Think of it this way:
The very very best the Dems can hope for this upcoming midterm is ... a narrow majority in the House.
If the Dems had the SCOTUS, the Presidency and the Senate, would you be excited that the Republicans might could possibly win a narrow majority in the House?
Again: Compare Trump in Oct. 2020, Oct. 2024 and now.
Which is he more like, 2020 or 2024?
Who is winning and knows it?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (45LId)
A Few Years back, Ace would have declared you the THREADWINNER for this post.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM
Yep. Thanks to the turtle and his mini-me Thune.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (4NO2D)
One of the few statements on Reddit that recognise reality.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (NcvvS)
It sounds like one of those fahrts through a really tight sphincter. Or an off key oboe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (DXIXb)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (W7FsI)
I tried, I failed.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (1wjle)
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Eru Iluvatar is disappointed in you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:52 PM (JmKZX)
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The first part, the creation myth of Ea and all the celestial beings was a slog for me, but the prose is beautiful and it "makes sense" as allegory. The stories of the early heros of each people, especially the elves, are excellent though.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (cWLG3)
I think I'm going to take the reading challenge. It'd do me good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Sco7b)
222 Sorry, bad cut paste..
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
That's ok, thanks for the promo!
Posted by: The Colonel at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (DXIXb)
Poor baby...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
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LOL! Wut?
I'm reading Fellowship right now. Just the story is around 400 pages, though there's a considerable prologue explaining hobbits.
The other two are shorter. Two Towers is around 350 pages and Return of the King is about 300 pages.
Mine are trade paperback copies, though. The mass-market paperbacks will be longer.
I also find the prose much easier to read in Lord of the Rings for the most part. I found the style of The Hobbit to be much more long-winded in places.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (ESVrU)
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The BBC did a radio drama adaptation of LOTR years ago that was pretty good.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Sco7b)
It sounds like one of those fahrts through a really tight sphincter. Or an off key oboe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (WONhk)
That's HOT!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (5bGGs)
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Piper, have you been Hobo Hunting?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:57 PM (y9nCu)
You know who else have noses
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (45LId)
Yeah he's okay.
on youtube I found an audio book where they have different actors speaking the lines of different characters. I'd like to find out what that version is. It was good. Like a radio play version of the book (but with all the text being read).
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (1wjle)
Do I start with that or LOTRs first?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Sco7b)
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The only place to really start is the beginning.
So, The Illiad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (JmKZX)
Yes you do!!
/Stephen Schwartz, W. Holzman, and G. Maguire
*too inside baseball?*
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (DXIXb)
Well, that's not the result I was hoping for.
Poor kid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (5bGGs)
oh maybe that's what I heard.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (W7FsI)
Well, I don't like him, garrett.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: somebody had to say it
I know, we really need to have more guest posts by avowed anti-American nazis.
Posted by: ace
Sid and Rainman and AliasSmurfSmurf on the front page! Perfect April Fools Day content!
.....
Please don't do this.
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (zR9UB)
......
Your caucus is shriveled up and limp, resting on your old man balls.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (UjdFS)
As some guy says a lot, I don't get it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (aUxYo)
Also, the bad Cloggenstein impressions, and other Greatest Hits from 2012.
Thank you, I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Jocko Homo at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (4Alum)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)
Do I start with that or LOTRs first?
the hobbit. 1, it's chronologically the first, and 2, it's a gateway drug to get you ready for LOTR. It's a much smaller buy-in in terms of time and effort.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 27, 2026 12:56 PM (y9ksN)
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Some the stories have been rewritten as stand-alone novels. Beren and Luthien, The Fall of Gondolin, and The Children of Hurin, for example.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ESVrU)
Your caucus is shriveled up and limp, resting on your old man balls.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (UjdFS)
They eat raw hamburgers and cold cheese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (5bGGs)
As some guy says a lot, I don't get it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:02 PM (aUxYo)
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No one got fucked.
Democrats demanded specific things and didn't get them. It's a minor narrative of the day that ends a weeks long little drama and will be forgotten by next week.
Hey...what was the last shutdown about?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (JmKZX)
That's hot.
/a now 45 (?) Paris Hilton
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (DXIXb)
Well, that's not the result I was hoping for.
Poor kid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:01 PM (5bGGs)
Wisdom teeth? Hope it wears off soon...fluids to get it out of her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (WONhk)
Is the Mayor of Toronto really that stupid?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 12:25 PM (ZeH0U
I don't mind KFC. But in my little Canadian town, ours could use some passing by muslims to torch it so they could rebuild.
I think I'm going to take the reading challenge. It'd do me good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Sco7b)
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The post about KFC going halal was from 2024. I don't know if it actually happened. Halal chicken is ... chicken. The "halal certification" is purely in how the cow was killed, which I have no doubt is paying off some Muslim grifter to certify it regardless whether it's really halal. There was a scandal in NYC some years back over fake "kosher" certifications.
There are lots of restaurants in heavily Muslim areas who promote their menus as "halal" because if not they would lose all those customers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
West, North, and South the children of Men spread and wandered, and their joy was the joy of the morning before the dew is dry, when every leaf is green.
But the dawn is brief and the day full often belies its
promise; and now the time drew on to the great wars of the powers of the North, when Noldor and Sindar and Men strove against the hosts of Morgoth Bauglir, and went down in ruin.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (muXU/)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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HOW DARE YOU
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (xGBkT)
As some guy says a lot, I don't get it.
sorry, I'm not sure what take is right. The commenters made a lot of good points. I think maybe they're more right?
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (NcvvS)
There are lots of restaurants in heavily Muslim areas who promote their menus as "halal" because if not they would lose all those customers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
So, if we ban halal foods, will they just leave?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:05 PM (5bGGs)
I almost feel a tiny bit bad for Schumer. He understands how to play the DC game, but his caucus is run by dopey low-IQ kids who all want the wrong side of 80/20 issues because that's what CNN and MSNOW tell them. He's expected to get primaried even harder than Fetterman at this point.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:05 PM (aUxYo)
Shutdown? Hey, that dentist shot a lion!
/dude in coma for the last 15 years....
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (XuXeR)
Actually, noow that you mention that, I do remember the story.
There are no muslims in my area, but some of the cities around here....wow. Dearborn North...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (cWLG3)
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Uh, yes they are. Christopher Tolkien used his father's notes and unfinished manuscripts to flesh out the stories for publication. Which is also what he did for The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, and The Book of Lost Tales.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:05 PM (aUxYo)
Oh, he's 100% AoC's bitch at this point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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nah
there are plenty of Senators for me to despise before I get to Cruz
the beard looks silly but whatever
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:05 PM (5bGGs)
I think it's more that if they don't promote their menus as halal, the locals will burn the restaurants to the ground.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (G1ktt)
They didn't let me have a general during my extraction so I was there when the dentist was hammering a chisel in my mouth.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......
When I was having my teeth wired together in the hospital after a car accident the dentist they gave me was named Dr. Slaughter.
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Judge Smails at March 27, 2026 12:22 PM (5bGGs
AUGUST 2002
Posted by: Meshuggah at March 27, 2026 01:07 PM (muXU/)
At least it wasn't a silly name, like "muldoon" or something...
*ducks*
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
So, if we ban halal foods, will they just leave?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:05 PM (5bGGs)
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Go for it. It would take a gov't ban. Muslims most likely own these restaurants in question, so going to halal lines up with their beliefs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
I think it's more that if they don't promote their menus as halal, the locals will burn the restaurants to the ground.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (G1ktt)
But, if they can't eat because the food isn't halal AND they've burned the restaurants down, will they leave?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (5bGGs)
Rand Paul: "I'll object to this bill on conservative principles."
ace: "Wah! Wah! Rand Paul is a communist. And not supporting spending another trillion dollars is anti-Semitic! Wah! Wah!"
Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (xGBkT)
Sorry for the TL/DR post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)
Was it safe?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)
Like he's the minority leader! Like his party isn't in power!
He doesn't listen a single thing that Senate Republicans have actually accomplished for America.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (0MjtC)
there are plenty of Senators for me to despise before I get to Cruz
the beard looks silly but whatever
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ZxPkt)
He is among the best of the bad guys.
Not perfect! But no one is.
Yeah. Really, Ted, lose the beard.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (muXU/)
See Twitchy for the lead video...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
RFK Jr. needs to get to work then. Find something in the halal process that is detrimental to avoiding jihad in America and drive them the f*ck out of my country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (5bGGs)
At least it wasn't a silly name, like "muldoon" or something...
*ducks*
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (XuXeR)
Dr. Acula probably knows a lot about teeth.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (iXqHn)
People keep saying that it's important to win threads. I say it's just as important to thread wins.
And we can start today. You can start today. I can start today. Olay?
Everyone can win a thread or thread a win if we just start today. Start today. It doesn't matter when you start. It could be today or it could be tomorrow. What matters is that you do it. That you do it. That you do it.
Because what really matters isn't what's in a thread. It's what's in your heart. What's in a thread can change but what's in your heart is real. Because blood is real. Right? It has types and it is real. O. B. AB. It's real. They're all real. These other people, they're gonna go out there and tell you that blood isn't real. But it is.
It is.
It is.
I have seen blood. I know that blood is real and if you're a child or a minority and you have dreams, you don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Thank you.
Posted by: Kamala at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (45LId)
Posted by: ace
Thanks.
And Prime Canada wanted money to see 'Hellraiser'. 'The Thing' too. And a bunch of older horror movies. It's like a tax on people who don't want to watch modern day gays and trannies.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (Sco7b)
Ted Cruz voted for Hubert Humphrey, and he killed Jesus.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (EXyHK)
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1h
Murdered model's head was cut off and stolen from the cemetery https://trib.al/8lPGISX
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)
I can't be productive around here until I know.
Will someone please answer? Then you can go back to whatever you were doing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (WONhk)
At least it wasn't a silly name, like "muldoon" or something...
*ducks*
Posted by: man
I got an Epidural Steroid Injection from a Dr. Spear.
Posted by: Lance McBoyle at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 27, 2026 01:08 PM (xGBkT)
TBF, Rand Paul is a libertarian, and nothing makes him cringe as much as this country having a military and being a superpower.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (muXU/)
Rand usually objects on Libertarian Party principles, which mostly consist of "Drugs for everyone! Whoa!"
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (aUxYo)
.Stateless, I don't know what she said about KFC. I guess that was stupid too. I was speaking of her saying that she wouldn't allow American ICE at the Canadian airports.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)
I can't be productive around here until I know.
Will someone please answer? Then you can go back to whatever you were doing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (WONhk)
Yes.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (45LId)
Like LoTR, I would open with the Battle of Unnumbered Tears.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (4NO2D)
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (n17eQ)
As some guy says a lot, I don't get it.
sorry, I'm not sure what take is right. The commenters made a lot of good points. I think maybe they're more right?
Posted by: ace
I would expect the owner of the blog to better understand the rules here. One never, ever admits to possible second thoughts. One digs in one's heels and calls everyone who disagrees a RINO.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)
Opinions all over the place on this one. I'm going with my well brow-beaten experience that we're getting thuned.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)
Piper asked for prayers about half and hour ago when her daughter was undergoing anesthesia for that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:04 PM (cWLG3)
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Uh, yes they are. Christopher Tolkien used his father's notes and unfinished manuscripts to flesh out the stories for publication. Which is also what he did for The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, and The Book of Lost Tales.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ESVrU)
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I was referring to the standalone books derived from chapters of the Silmarillion. The extra content would have been abstracted from a book that was completed using his father's notes, correct? I assumed they were akin to adaptations of short stories.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)
No points for guessing what was done with the head.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (45LId)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (XuXeR)
Now Democrats can say they tried to fund the TSA with a bipartisan bill and Republicans blocked it.
Thune turned Republicans' biggest current political asset into a political liability.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)
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Been a while since anyone called me glowie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (JmKZX)
Now Democrats can say they tried to fund the TSA with a bipartisan bill and Republicans blocked it.
Thune turned Republicans' biggest current political asset into a political liability.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 01:12 PM (0MjtC)
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The Freedom Caucus stamping its feet means nothing, to be honest.
It'll easily pass the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 01:13 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Stateless
The Hobbit takes place before the LoTR, so that's where most start. Or if you want to torture yourself, read the 10k year history of middle earth in the Silmarillion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:09 PM (Sco7b)
As opposed to old gays and troons?
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iXqHn)
guess why
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rd72z
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Well, KFC will now be a hard "No" for me, but I cannot remember the last time I entered one of them.
I am in Tonopah, NV this morning, got in late last night, Coffee and shower, and back on the road soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (CMKMQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (aUxYo)
....
“One time, I had an intimacy coordinator, and they started directing me on, like, how to have sex in a scene,” Graham remembered. “They were like, ‘When you do this, you can do this.’ And I was like, ‘You’re not the director, OK? I’m not asking for notes on how to have sex in the scene.'”
“I just felt, like, ‘Shut up,’” she added. “I’m like, ‘You can just tell this to the director… because I don’t want to have two different people directing me.’ It’s confusing.”
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)
Jill Biden's Secret Service agent shoots himself in the leg with "negligent discharge" at airport
https://is.gd/0i8p5T
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:15 PM (ndZc7)
I hate Trump! Epsetein! My primary opponent says he hates Trump! Epstein! PRINTHIPLETH!!!
FUCK THE JEWS! GO HAMAS! PRINTHIPLETH!!!
Posted by: Tommy Masshole at March 27, 2026 01:15 PM (4Alum)
Like LoTR, I would open with the Battle of Unnumbered Tears.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 01:11 PM (4NO2D)
Turin son of Hurin is one of the most tragic characters in Tolkien's myths.
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Q+gd/)
guess why
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rd72z
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Mega City One (h/t, Unacceptable Fringe)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (muXU/)
Will someone please answer? Then you can go back to whatever you were doing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:10 PM (WONhk)
Daughter is out, teeth removed, but the anesthesia made her cry, so they were going home.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (5bGGs)
Oh no, Tawmee from Quinzee has escaped containment at Kissing Suzy Kolber.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (iXqHn)
I don't think you can exclude the long prologue.
>>>The other two are shorter. Two Towers is around 350 pages and Return of the King is about 300 pages.
Mine are trade paperback copies, though. The mass-market paperbacks will be longer.
You are right on the page count (now that I check) but LOTR is written more densely than the Hobbit. The pages literally are packed with more words. My version of The Hobbit has a low word count per page.
>>>I also find the prose much easier to read in Lord of the Rings for the most part. I found the style of The Hobbit to be much more long-winded in places.
I think this is probably a minority position!
The Hobbit does waffle about but amusingly, like a Bernie Wooster story.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (1wjle)
guess why
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rd72z
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Mega City One (h/t, Unacceptable Fringe)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (muXU/)
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They only have Muslim health inspectors in Canada?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:17 PM (cWLG3)
Thune is better than McConnell. That's not a high bar
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 01:18 PM (4NO2D)
It sounds like one of those fahrts through a really tight sphincter. Or an off key oboe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 12:58 PM (WONhk)
He is descended from Tulsa Thune, who needed no irony to control the minds of men.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (1IwXo)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (cWLG3)
The House and Senate would have to go back to conference to thrash out the 2.0 funding bill. That makes the President's bold move to fund immigration enforcement by EO timely. It's a stink bomb lobbed into the conference room, not to mention forcing the Dems to make all sorts of obnoxious noises about opposing funding for federal agencies that protect US citizens and their jobs.
Sure, Chuck, take it to court. Throw DJT into that briar patch and see what happens.
Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 01:20 PM (rj6Yv)
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Doo dah! Doo dah!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (ndZc7)
Meachum: "Are You Out of Your Damn Mind? I Am a United States Senator!"
Swagger: "Exactly." *BLAM*
Posted by: wth at March 27, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)
thanks for the quote.
Posted by: ace at March 27, 2026 01:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:03 PM (WONhk)
My mom had me put teabags over the holes to sop up bleeding which helped a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 01:23 PM (8avO+)
Overachiever
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 01:24 PM (eswSc)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)
Explains why he's such a snake.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 01:25 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:16 PM (5bGGs)
Thank you. Everyone is different on anesthesia. She should be better soon. Fluids get rid of the anesthesia.
We had both sons done the same day. One was a pale, groggy, sleepy mess. The other would not shut up in glee and I told him this was why he was bleeding more than his brother. Their father and I had to walk them to their rooms (at this point both were taller than me).
At the time, over 20yrs ago, the HS rumor was a Frosty would cure it all. No nutrition but we got them Frosty from Wendy's. No straws as sucking straws dislodges clot.
They did have other stuff from nurse Mom for protein.
One thing that kept swelling down was ice. I'd put a soft ice wrap on both sides, tie a towel around that, and did this for the first day. They looked like bunnies but let me do what I wanted to them and it worked. Once they revived they played video games and I have a photo of them in this condition.
If you have her email, tell her this, please. I am always late to the party.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (WONhk)
If everything is funded until 2029 through the BBB....how is it now DEfunded?
None of this makes sense....except when viewed through the lense of another manufactured GOP cave and surrender to hobble the president and any congressman that actually wants to do their job(s).
Good on Trump for seeing the GOPe+Commie plan to fuck us.
This fight (to find agencies that are already funded for the next several years (huh??) will decide if Dems take the Senate.
But, the GOP wants the Dems to take th Senate....so they'll probably take the Senate.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (geQNm)
It's Dutch.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 12:59 PM (W7FsI)
And.....it's pronounced...Toona"
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 01:27 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR)
It's not a GOP win by a long shot, but it's a HUGE Dem "L" - they get nothing for all of the pain they inflicted.
Posted by: can of spam at March 27, 2026 12:14 PM (14gFN)
That's how I see it too. The Donks just put DHS through Hell for 6 weeks over for a whole of nothing. The entire "defund ICE" is a smoke-screen for the Dem CHUDs ... umm ... fully funded until 2029, the so future will have to take care of itself.
For all the blather from Democrats about "protecting our precious democracy (tm)" they're doing more to ensure that future Presidents will have to take action without any sort of fig-leaf approval from the U.S. Congress. The Ship-of-State has to keep sailing. These drones are just demonstrating that they are useless and a hindrance to good governance.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2026 01:33 PM (ksbjf)
https://is.gd/7BILWn
Artist's rendition of what it possibly would look like.
https://is.gd/aUo1MB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 01:26 PM (WONhk)
I do not.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 01:42 PM (5bGGs)
Well, you still won My Moron of the Day Contest!
XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (cS1cw)
republicans
Always
Chicken
Out
(I don't capitalize the r because they're not even worthy of that little bit of respect. F-k 'em.)
Posted by: p-squared at March 27, 2026 04:02 PM (0prFs)
Posted by: Paul Bunyan's Moose at March 27, 2026 04:13 PM (uI4AK)
That was the huge cave. Anything the GOP carves back from is along the lines of "we've increased the chocolate ration from 45 grams to 20 grams." The Dems will win this one big in the Senate.
The House has already said "hell no" which is something of a save. But it surely tells us the utter useless flacidity of the Senate GOP.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 27, 2026 04:29 PM (bufu1)
THE MORNING RANT: Illegally Logged Wood for Wind Energy is Deforesting the Amazon Rainforest
It would seem odd that the environmental-left is now fully in favor of destroying the environment to produce boutique forms of non-renewable energy, but that is where we are. Of course, the reason we are here is that the high priests of the climate cult have issued their version of “just war doctrine” – specifically that whale killing, bird slaughter, and strip mining are now considered righteous and holy acts when done as sacraments of the faith.
Wind farms are especially awful. They produce zero kilowatts of baseline electricity, and they require 100% backup from reliable sources of electricity. Even worse, wind farms are causing widespread death of whales, including the endangered North Atlantic Right Whale. Millions of bats and birds are also killed by wind turbines each year, including raptors and eagles whose killing is otherwise illegal. But somehow, the story keeps getting worse regarding the damage done by the wind industry. “Half a Million Balsa Trees Illegally Logged in Amazon Rainforest Every Year to Feed Global Wind Turbine Demand” [The Daily Sceptic – 3/17/2026]Over half a million balsa hardwood trees are being illegally logged in the Amazon rainforest every year to feed the massive demand for wind turbines in many parts of the world. Balsa is a lightweight but strong wood that is commonly used in the core of giant turbine blades. The annual loss of balsa trees in virgin rainforests is unnecessary ecological rape traceable back to ideologues driving a hard-Left Net Zero fantasy.Outside of farmed plantations, balsa trees have a very low density of just one or two per acre, therefore half a million trees being cut from the wild indicates vast areas being cleared of any native balsa trees. Just one three-bladed wind turbine requires about 40 balsa trees.
If there were ever any doubt that green energy / net zero is a religious cult, its adherents now *favor* whale-killing & razing the rainforest so that their holy altars - wind turbines - may be erected across every stretch of ocean & wilderness. @ComradeArthur https://t.co/pFthI1nDA4
— Buck Throckmorton (@BuckThrockmort) March 23, 2026
By 2021, to maintain accreditation, law schools had to “demonstrate by concrete action a commitment to diversity and inclusion.” This included having faculty and student bodies that were “diverse with respect to gender, race, and ethnicity.”
This piece is not behind a paywall. I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.
My latest at The American Spectator: “Texas and Florida Shatter the ABA’s Gatekeeping Power”
— Buck Throckmorton (@BuckThrockmort) March 24, 2026
“After decades of ideological capture, both states move to end the American Bar Association’s law school accreditation monopoly.”https://t.co/BLsTnCJY6p
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (AkEZC)
And fuselages for rubber band airplanes.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (yvk+0)
And some more serious airplanes.
The de Havilland Mosquito, known as the "Wooden Wonder" of WWII, was primarily constructed from a plywood sandwich featuring Ecuadorian balsa wood (for the core) and birch plywood (for the outer/inner layers). The airframe also used Sitka spruce for the wing spars, European ash for structural members, and Douglas fir.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Emily Litella at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (eOFY+)
Well, crap. There goes the price of model airplanes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (kgE5c)
The de Havilland Mosquito, known as the "Wooden Wonder" of WWII, was primarily constructed from a plywood sandwich featuring Ecuadorian balsa wood (for the core) and birch plywood (for the outer/inner layers). The airframe also used Sitka spruce for the wing spars, European ash for structural members, and Douglas fir.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM
If you haven't seen it, watch The Fat Electrician's video on the Mosquito.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 11:05 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:05 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 11:06 AM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:07 AM (qAeYZ)
Don't forget the slaughter of birds!!
American Audubon Society loves to rail about bird dying because they get confused and crash into tall buildings, yet are mysteriously silent on wind farms and solar farms.
They regularly kill protected birds that you or I would go to jail for killing (not that we'd ever want to).
It is a total inversion of their stated goals.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 11:08 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 11:08 AM (xT8gx)
Well over a decade ago some research was done and they found that Ducks Unlimited actually helped ducks and geese by arranging leases with farmers to keep marshy ponds in their farmland and so on. The rest of the groups basically did nothing but pay lobbyists to wine and dine politicians
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2026 11:09 AM (+89TD)
Why can't balsa wood be replaced with plastic foam?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 11:09 AM (mS8PE)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 11:09 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Thank you Buck for content. Looks excellent as always. I'll go back and read it all.
You Hordians don't want to know where my mind went as I read the first few lines of the headline 'Illegally Logged Wood.....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 11:11 AM (QGaXH)
The same nation that leads the world, by a large margin, in coal fired electrical generation with over 1,200 of them. With another 200+ planned or under construction.
By comparison, the US has less than 250 of those left in operation.
So, while the Amazon is being de-forested, and lithium is being mined under horrendous environmental conditions in Africa, then shipped across the ocean to China where the EV batteries are made. Then those batteries are shipped across the ocean again to North American or European assembly plants to be put into EV cars.
The entire "Green" religion is a scam and we pay thru the nose for the costs while China spews the most CO2 of any nation worldwide.
A sick fucking joke.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 27, 2026 11:12 AM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2026 11:12 AM (+89TD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
This is education writ large. You can be in the deepest red area and the local school district is full of woke teachers and administrators.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:13 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 11:13 AM (4NO2D)
It affected some offshore aqua-farming and IIRC a tourist area in a negative way.
When spinning, and it's raining, most wind turbines disrupt the natural flow of rain and disperse it unevenly in the area. A whole "wind farm" can totally disrupt any sort of agriculture or wildlife in the immediate area.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:13 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:14 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Marooned at March 27, 2026 11:14 AM (kt8QE)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2026 11:15 AM (+89TD)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2026 11:15 AM (z1ru3)
*Hic*
Posted by: Hillary and Kamala at March 27, 2026 11:16 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:16 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 11:17 AM (xT8gx)
I guess everyone's getting ready for No Kings Day.
That's great about Texas and Florida. Power moves to the State Supreme courts. I guess the ABA can eventually be weakened by losing all the conservative states.
I'm really not a big fan of accreditation agencies. Aren't there some for hairdressing?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 11:17 AM (Sco7b)
It is never about the environment, it's all about power and money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:17 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:18 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sharkman"
I made a model of the Kon Tiki in 6th grade for a school project. After that we tried floating it down the ditch and it fell apart and everybody died.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 11:18 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:18 AM (45LId)
Did the cannibals get them?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:19 AM (2GVsD)
TBF, that might have been because you and all your buddies stood around chucking dirt clods at the raft.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 11:19 AM (Kt19C)
Why? Because it will be a career-killer unless you are absolutely 100% sure you will open your own practice in that state and will never leave.
Each state has its own credentials to be a member of a bar of that state (and thus allowing you to practice law in that state). So if you gain admission to the TX bar after graduating from a non-accredited law school, that allows you to practice in TX alone.
If you ever leave the state, you would need to get licensed or admitted to practice in whatever state you move to. If that state requires ABA-accredited law schools, then you're shit out of luck.
Very risky career choice, IMO.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:20 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 11:22 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 11:22 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2026 11:23 AM (h0+D0)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:23 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 11:23 AM (vFG9F)
Why? Because it will be a career-killer unless you are absolutely 100% sure you will open your own practice in that state and will never leave.
Very risky career choice, IMO.
IANAL, but I agree. In the long run, the only solution is to go after the ABA for some sort of monopoly or election law charge, or perhaps violating the conditions for violating its tax exempt status.
The American Bar Association (ABA) is
not a 501(c)(3) organization; it is classified as a 501(c)(6) tax-exempt business league. As a professional association, it is not eligible to receive tax-deductible contributions for membership dues. However, its charitable arm, the Fund for Justice and Education (FJE), is a 501(c)(3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)
Would it have to be encased in real Corinthian leather?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:19 AM (2GVsD)
The worst is when they keep you alive as they chop off your balls.
Who wants to die a Democrat....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 11:26 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:26 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Always a popular bumper sticker at March 27, 2026 11:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sharkman"
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DNA of the Indians living in the Amazon forests reveals they are descended from New Guinea and Australia area. They didn't get to the Amazon by Land Bridge.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:27 AM (n17eQ)
Since then, all evidence that whites were the first in the Americas or Polynesia has been buried and/or destroyed. Personally, I don't think the evidence is compelling, but it calls into question the alleged "consensus" that the original settlers were not white.
There's enough evidence supporting Heyerdahl's theory to warrant further research, but that will never happen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:28 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: far cry at March 27, 2026 11:29 AM (Uy8FE)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 11:29 AM (XuXeR)
A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while accompanying the former first lady through Philadelphia airport.
top people!!
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (/enuJ)
Posted by: Sharkman"
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DNA of the Indians living in the Amazon forests reveals they are descended from New Guinea and Australia area. They didn't get to the Amazon by Land Bridge.
Heyerdahl was attempting to prove that Polynesia could have been settled by "whites" then living in South America, who sailed on the prevailing easterly winds. Thus, he was going in the opposite direction to Polynesians populating S. America.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (FtULh)
In the all new Chrysler Cordoba!
https://youtu.be/uvyTTx33PPQ
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)
A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while accompanying the former first lady through Philadelphia airport.
top people!!
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Another Hunter hire?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:31 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (/enuJ)
Damn.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:31 AM (45LId)
No Kings is uniting with No Dinosaurs and No Unicorns for a combined No Brains Rally this weekend.
TRex hardest hit!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2026 11:31 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 11:31 AM (vFG9F)
A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while accompanying the former first lady through Philadelphia airport.
top people!!
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Another Hunter hire?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:31 AM (n17eQ)
He missed...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:32 AM (FtULh)
Why? Because it will be a career-killer unless you are absolutely 100% sure you will open your own practice in that state and will never leave.
Very risky career choice, IMO.
IANAL, but I agree. In the long run, the only solution is to go after the ABA for some sort of monopoly or election law charge, or perhaps violating the conditions for violating its tax exempt status.
The American Bar Association (ABA) is
not a 501(c)(3) organization; it is classified as a 501(c)(6) tax-exempt business league. As a professional association, it is not eligible to receive tax-deductible contributions for membership dues. However, its charitable arm, the Fund for Justice and Education (FJE), is a 501(c)(3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)
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Yes, 100%. I think all of these "tax exempt" associations and charities are operating illegally by being straight-up political actors actively favoring -- and funding -- Democrap cocksuckers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:33 AM (iFTx/)
Do not use ChapGPT or other LLMs to help with legal cases.
Because a person's life and liberty are at stake.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2GVsD)
top people!!
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Turn about's fair play. The Secret Service agents assigned to Trump after his 1st term, and while he campaigned for his 2nd were the bottom of the agency's barrel. Remember Butler, PA?
Hopefully the *biden's get a taste of their incompetence. They and/or their minions did it to Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:35 AM (AkEZC)
"Last time I read a story involving balsa logs was when I read "Kon Tiki " the story of Thor Heyerdahl..."
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Pfffft. Pikers.
https://tinyurl.com/4z8svf5b
Posted by: The Zumwalt Class destroyer at March 27, 2026 11:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Similarly, timber and paper mills developed best practices to prevent deforestation, once places like my AO got deforested, and had to be replanted and cultivated at horrible cost.
But that's America. These dirty foreigners wouldn't bother recultivating, let alone developing best practices for future resource conservation. They have slovenly agricultural practices and are first-order thinkers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM (BI5O2)
A Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while accompanying the former first lady through Philadelphia airport.
top people!!
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (/enuJ)
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Wonder if the agent was carrying a Sig P320...
Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM (oqH4h)
@libsoftiktok 17m
In response to years of disruptive and violent protests on freeways, California installed gates on freeway ramps to keep deranged protesters out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM (diia5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM (2GVsD)
++++++++++
No yellow!
Posted by: H. Biden at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (2UnvF)
If inflation is theft, I watch older episodes on PlutoTV and cars were $2000 US. Damn. Buy gold...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (Sco7b)
Environmentalism is both a cult and a mental illness.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (5bGGs)
Do not use ChapGPT or other LLMs to help with legal cases.
Because a person's life and liberty are at stake.
My daughter's firm refused to use AI for a long time, but finally caved. However, they've made it VERY clear that an actual attorney must check every cite and make sure everything is correct. I imagine a failure to do so that ended up embarrassing the company would be a firing offense.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 11:38 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
++++++++++
No yellow!
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NO WIRE HANGERS!
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:38 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM (2GVsD)
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1.8 billion per gate and it'll take ten years to install.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (2UnvF)
‘ Since then, all evidence that whites were the first in the Americas or Polynesia has been buried’
I saw a video alleging a crossing from Europe to America thousands of years ago. It was based on the apparently identical too and weapon making methods used by both Stone Age Europeans and Stone Age Clovis people (red Indians).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (yvk+0)
Jack Smith still holds his license to practice law. That mutherf*cker violated every possible statute, law and overall moral code........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 11:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:40 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:40 AM (5bGGs)
Climate change is a scam
pass it on!
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (ZxPkt)
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More importantly, it's getting in the way of new data centers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:40 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:41 AM (5bGGs)
local example:
the city built a roundabout in front of a high school
problem is, the roundabout was too tight for school buses
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:42 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:42 AM (2GVsD)
I still wouldn't trust it. Or a lawyer either.
*shrugs* Hope I never have to.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:43 AM (AkEZC)
69 Speaking of post-modern idiocy...
@libsoftiktok 17m
In response to years of disruptive and violent protests on freeways, California installed gates on freeway ramps to keep deranged protesters out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2026 11:36 AM
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Protestors can't figure out how to get past the gates? I forsee malfunctioning gates blocking traffic, unperturbed protestors, and contractors with friends in high places installing the gates.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 11:43 AM (mS8PE)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (W7FsI)
I still wouldn't trust it. Or a lawyer either.
*shrugs* Hope I never have to.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 11:43 AM (AkEZC)
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They all STILL hallucinate things.
LLMs are not designed for unchecked, reliable work.
Something else may come along that can do it, but it's not the existing LLMs. They're designed to lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (JmKZX)
Climate change is a scam
pass it on!
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:39 AM (ZxPkt)
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More importantly, it's getting in the way of new data centers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:40 AM (JmKZX)
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A 400-acre auto racing facility in PA (PittRace) was just sold to developers for a datacenter. Too bad. PittRace was a fun track to drive, really well developed and kept, and in a nice isolated area.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2026 11:09 AM (+89TD)
FARMERS AND RANCHERS DON'T LIKE GOING TO THE GOOD RESTAURANTS!!! THIS MATTERS MORE THAN DUCKS!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (rbvCR)
Balsa wood deforestation
Data centers altering the environment
Always go back to the German National Socialist Workers Party wanting to build the factory to build the People's Car.
The party sent out a guy to do an environmental survey of the proposed site. He writes a report detailing all the valuable flora and fauna that would be impacted.
He was shuffled off and the factory built anyway.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:46 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2026 11:47 AM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 11:37 AM (Sco7b)
A lot of times people don’t get the car. You have to pay income tax on the value of the car right away. . Most people don’t have the money.
I have a friend who was involved with this kind of thing. Not a game show but same type of thing, charity car raffles, casino giveaways, etc. He said dealers make money on this. They’ll sell the car to the company running the charity at full price, buy the car from the winner at a discount, allowing the winner to pay taxes, then sell the car again at full price because it’s still a new car. Easiest $10k for a dealer to make, it’s just paperwork.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:47 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (JmKZX)
They're not designed to lie. It's genuinely a weakness in the existing architecture.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:48 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:49 AM (abIsI)
You were the German guy in Flight of the Phoenix?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:49 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: a modest proposal at March 27, 2026 11:49 AM (ULPxl)
Top men.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:49 AM (abIsI)
His password was Pa55w04d1!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (5bGGs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (JmKZX)
They're not designed to lie. It's genuinely a weakness in the existing architecture.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:48 AM (45LId)
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Systems are what they do.
LLMs have been public resources for more than 5 years, and things like systems for legal work are still hallucinating cases.
I don't think it's a weakness. I think it's what the systems are designed to do: provide answers even when there aren't any. Which means...to lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (JmKZX)
Only a fool would use it without having someone who knows what they are doing check it thoroughly. But AI does a very good job of pulling together materials, facts, and formats to create a "first draft." It's exceptionally good at taking piles of facts from piles of sources, and assembling them into a coherent summary.
AI is basically doing what a first-year lawyer or experienced paralegal would be doing before.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (JOQH4)
Dude, stop playing with your pistol. Gun safety ya dig?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:51 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (JOQH4)
The 100 comment rule is only in place for The Art Thread and weekend specialty threads, fyi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:51 AM (5bGGs)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:27 AM (n17eQ)
This is not a complete comment. Some populations, and this includes some populations that are of extinct lineages, have marker genes of australasian populations, and those markers do not show in any other populations in the new world.
This was considered "possibly because as that population passed from Beringia after the Younger Dryas they left no trace" say because they migrated by boat down the West coast without settling on land where their remains could be found, and then managed to cross the Andes to get to the Amazon, but it now appears that the peopling of the New world goes back to either the Younger Dryas and possibly to the Boelling interstadial (warm period) prior and would have had to have been by boat.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
The 100 comment rule is only in place for The Art Thread and weekend specialty threads, fyi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:51 AM (5bGGs)
I didn't want to step on the thread
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JOQH4)
Dude, stop playing with your pistol. Gun safety ya dig?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:51 AM (2GVsD)
It's Jill.
He was OBVIOUSLY playing with his junk and accidentally misfired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (5bGGs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (2GVsD)
SoCal cities could put together a group of guys who are allowed to enforce traffic laws. They could arm them, and even provide them with vehicles and fancy sumptuary that denotes their status, and then they could roam around the highways patrolling for traffic violators. These staffers could be drawn from the existing payroll, with no extra cost.
I don't see a need for a gating system. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's what we do.
Posted by: GOP at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (abIsI)
Dude, stop playing with your pistol. Gun safety ya dig?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:51 AM (2GVsD)
Or else this was the equivalent of a trapped animal chewing off its own leg to escape.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (JOQH4)
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How many times must it be explained that ICE was funded and appropriated through 2028 by the OBBB?
There are some minor support functions, apparently, and some expanded spending (like some holding centers) that the GOP eyed that didn't get funded, but enforcement from OBBB is still around.
The shutdown wasn't about expanded ICE funding, though. It was about policy changes like masks and IDs and not being allowed near "sensitive" locations.
Did Democrats get any of those things?
No, they did not. So, why are people acting like the GOP caved?
Because Democrats declared victory and people believe them for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JmKZX)
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Waterloo was catchy
+++
I always loved the ABA. Dr. J was the original Michael Jordan.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (Oy/m2)
I sent Friday feedback into Fox's Varney and Company under my nic 'ARiK' - and they showed it this morning!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (QGaXH)
He brags that "I'm the only one here with the skill to handle this gun."
He then cocks the gun and ... shoots himself in the foot. Not joking. It's all on video.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)
I didn't want to step on the thread
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JOQH4)
These threads are made for steppin.'
Posted by: Patsy Cline at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (5bGGs)
I know about ICE, but what about Border Patrol ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (JOQH4)
‘ refuse to believe they would turn their backs on their environmentalism and love for animals due to changing political "winds".’
That’s a triumph of Hope over Experience.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 27, 2026 11:54 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: dantesed
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Yes. But now they do the air quotes with their fingers when they say doctor.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 11:30 AM (Riz8t)
There is some evidence that the Polynesians who settled Easter Island reached South America, because at the earliest level of habitation they have found Cana Lily and a few other plant remains only native to South America
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (rbvCR)
I know about ICE, but what about Border Patrol ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (JOQH4)
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Yes, BP was funded the same was as ICE in the OBBB.
This "victory lap" is Democrats acting like they never asked for anything they actually asked for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Patsy Cline at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (5bGGs)
Wrong singer.
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (Oy/m2)
This "victory lap" is Democrats acting like they never asked for anything they actually asked for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (JmKZX)
Okay... Hair fire put out
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:56 AM (JOQH4)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (QGaXH)
What was your feedback? Negative or positive?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 11:56 AM (OoFl2)
Did Democrats get any of those things?
No, they did not. So, why are people acting like the GOP caved?
Because Democrats declared victory and people believe them for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JmKZX)
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It was actually the Democraps who caved, assuming this deal goes through. You can tell by how desperately they moved the goalposts.
The shutdown was all about ICE and the changes you mentioned. Dums got none of that. So they are now pretending it was always about funding TSA at airports," and since they got that -- which the GOP wanted too -- they won. Pathetic, but sadly even some on our side will fall for it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (JmKZX)
No. It's a weakness in an emergent technology. I tool around with LLM's in my spare time. It wasn't designed to lie or be wrong. Buggies weren't designed to be bumpy they were designed to get you from A to B. The ride had to be resolved as time went on.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 11:47 AM (qAeYZ)
Thank you. I knew they had to pay taxes and a lot would take cash. As I recall Oprah's audience had issues after the big giveaway.
I'm surprised the government is that petty.
Canada's a shithole, but when you win the lottery here, it is tax free. HOWEVER, in keeping with our communist nature, they limit the jackpots.
The Lotto Max is capped at $80 million dollars. And they then have extra million dollar prizes so the money gets spread around. Still $80 million would still let you live in BC, Toronto or Montreal if you wanted.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 8 of 14 at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)
As long as the Dirt Tracks in South-Central PA don't get sold off...
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (uEmCf)
The shutdown was all about ICE and the changes you mentioned. Dums got none of that. So they are now pretending it was always about funding TSA at airports," and since they got that -- which the GOP wanted too -- they won. Pathetic, but sadly even some on our side will fall for it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)
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It's a messaging battle that will last until this afternoon after which everyone will forget it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (JmKZX)
Wrong singer.
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (Oy/m2)
I did it better...
https://youtu.be/qEn-_OvYcK4.....
Posted by: Patsy Cline at March 27, 2026 11:58 AM (5bGGs)
Coal and gas. Wake the fuck up. The next generation is not building nuclear so they're stuck with what works. Or live in the dark.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 11:58 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 11:59 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 11:59 AM (Oy/m2)
https://tinyurl.com/4uymu62k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 11:59 AM (aBoGB)
Taco flavored kisses.......
Posted by: Patsy Cline at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JmKZX)
And because the GOPe exist to be Gunt Guards for the Dems.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JmKZX)
And because the GOPe exist to be Gunt Guards for the Dems.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (uEmCf)
Because we're all f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (5bGGs)
It's literally "grease the right palms" and everyone knows it.
One time, I saw a law school up for re-accreditation.
They did goofy shit like polish all the wood railings, bannisters and steps.
So the whole school reeked of Lemon Pledge.
'Cause that's how you know it is too a reel skool of learing:
The wood is polished to a fine sheen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (HXT0k)
Because Senate Democrats didn’t end up accepting the Republican offer on DHS funding & negotiations fell apart yesterday,
Dems will get *zero* of the ICE reforms they had been demanding, including ones that GOP had already agreed to, like showing ID, increased Congressional oversight, agreements to not hit sensitive locations, etc.
These reforms were the reason Dems started the shutdown in the first place, and now instead of getting a few concessions on their demand list, they get none.
The only thing they secured was no funding for CBP & ICE, which are largely already funded via the OBBB, and Republicans will seek to fund them even further without Dem votes in reconciliation instead.
As for the Dem’s demand list on ICE reforms?
“That ship has sailed,” Sen. Majority Leader John Thune said this morning. “They kissed that opportunity goodbye by failing to provide funding for those agencies.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (aBoGB)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)
Here's one of the interesting issues with this.
If AI is doing the work of first-year lawyers, journalists, etc, then you have a lot of people not getting the basic experience needed to do the higher level jobs that AI can't do yet.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 8 of 14 at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 11:53 AM (QGaXH)
What was your feedback? Negative or positive?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 11:56 AM (OoFl2)
I would call it neutral. I suggested they do the 'Grammar Quiz' more frequently but Stu and Ashley kind of pooh-poohed it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Termites
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:52 AM (JmKZX)
And because the GOPe exist to be Gunt Guards for the Dems.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (uEmCf)
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And people can't take in new information, it seems.
Thune walked all over Democrats in the OBBB battle.
But that doesn't matter because McConnell sucked for a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (JmKZX)
https://tinyurl.com/4uymu62k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 11:59 AM (aBoGB)
She really is quite the ass. Heh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)
As long as the Dirt Tracks in South-Central PA don't get sold off...
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 11:57 AM (uEmCf)
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Places like Williams Grove should be fine for now. They are much smaller facilities. The lure of the big, full-size racetracks for developers is they usually sit on 100s of acres of mostly empty but usable land and are already properly zoned for commercial use.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (iFTx/)
“That ship has sailed,” Sen. Majority Leader John Thune said this morning. “They kissed that opportunity goodbye by failing to provide funding for those agencies.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (aBoGB)
Hey Thune... No thanks to you...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (JOQH4)
LLMs are not designed for unchecked, reliable work.
Something else may come along that can do it, but it's not the existing LLMs. They're designed to lie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:45 AM (JmKZX)
The human brain goes through a development period in which, during childhood and puberty, the brain prunes connections to help focus and control how it perceives and interacts with reality. This is evident during early language acquisition, and later learning as the individual matures. One of the theories of schizophrenia is that the pruning is short circuited or neglecte, which causes all sorts of misconnections leading to hallucinations and bad reality matching.
I wonder if LLMs have the same problem.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:02 PM (rbvCR)
Hey Thune... No thanks to you...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:01 PM (JOQH4)
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Why no thanks to him?
There were like 7 votes on amendments to reopen TSA et al WITH the policy changes, and Thune kept his senators in line enough to prevent any of the changes from getting through the Senate. Even at the peak of the whole "airports are nothing but lines" media attack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:03 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 12:03 PM (2GVsD)
“That ship has sailed,” Sen. Majority Leader John Thune said this morning. “They kissed that opportunity goodbye by failing to provide funding for those agencies.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (aBoGB)
Pass the SAVE Act, you nutless wonder. F*cking worthless GOP assholes........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:03 PM (5bGGs)
This "victory lap" is Democrats acting like they never asked for anything they actually asked for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (JmKZX)
Okay... Hair fire put out
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 11:56 AM (JOQH4)
What really torques my nads is that The Daily Liberty is trumpeting this as a GOP "cave"....
What the fuck happened over there? Do conservative news aggregation sites always turn left?
I know, I answered my own question - everything does eventually.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 11:55 AM (n9ltV
Dude I have seen these atrocities on a small scale in Western NC. And I've seen them on a gigantic scale in KS. Though that's prairie getting wrecked instead of forests.
My mom & dad lived in a particularly beautiful little place for a long time. We went back a few years ago and she saw the panels: "what have they done," she said.
It's the modern strip mining.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (BI5O2)
Dems will get *zero* of the ICE reforms they had been demanding, including ones that GOP had already agreed to, like showing ID, increased Congressional oversight, agreements to not hit sensitive locations, etc.
These reforms were the reason Dems started the shutdown in the first place, and now instead of getting a few concessions on their demand list, they get none.
The only thing they secured was no funding for CBP & ICE, which are largely already funded via the OBBB, and Republicans will seek to fund them even further without Dem votes in reconciliation instead.
As for the Dem’s demand list on ICE reforms?
“That ship has sailed,” Sen. Majority Leader John Thune said this morning. “They kissed that opportunity goodbye by failing to provide funding for those agencies.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 PM (aBoGB)
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Then why is Speaker Johnson and the WHIP reportedly hopping mad?
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:02 PM (rbvCR)
They are probability engines, they deal in math. Unfortunately the outputs aren't subject to an internal verification process because in the end it's just a very good guess as to what it should be saying. It's kind of like speaking without thinking. Sort of.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (45LId)
What the fuck happened over there? Do conservative news aggregation sites always turn left?
I know, I answered my own question - everything does eventually.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (dmDsy)
I've been noticing that as well.
What's up with that fat asianlooking dude that runs the place? He getting leftist money to go full Drudge?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:05 PM (5bGGs)
Then why is Speaker Johnson and the WHIP reportedly hopping mad?
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (G0vdT)
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They're making theater, blaming Democrats for not providing the expanded funding of ICE and BP that Republicans tried to get passed as a means of prepping the rhetorical battleground for the reconciliation push.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:06 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 12:06 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:04 PM (G0vdT)
B/c they have to vote again when they already passed the bill...and for theater to help get Dems votes they need to pass this (b/c remember, he doesn't have 218 right now)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 12:07 PM (tOcjL)
I've been noticing that as well.
What's up with that fat asianlooking dude that runs the place? He getting leftist money to go full Drudge?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:05 PM (5bGGs)
YES!
That's fucking JD Rucker... he used to be a pretty reliable conservative, but lately, things have changed...
Thanks, man! I thought I was the only one seeing this!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 12:06 PM (2GVsD)
The media is the enemy of the people. Trump was right and they keep proving it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:07 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
>That is one thirsty woman. She feels it slipping away. I'd still do her, but would kick out onto the street after I'm finished.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 12:08 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:06 PM (JmKZX)
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So they're pretending that they have to eat a sh*t sandwich.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
Thanks, man! I thought I was the only one seeing this!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:09 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
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Everything that comes out of DC is theater without meaning except the wording of final bills.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Owww at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)
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What are the first year lawyers going to do now?
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:09 PM (5bGGs)
*Boom*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 12:11 PM (dmDsy)
>That is one thirsty woman. She feels it slipping away. I'd still do her, but would kick out onto the street after I'm finished.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 12:08 PM (Fbc0I)
The best Lopez discussion......
https://youtu.be/MzV8wrnLfS4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:11 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)
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He's doing it the same way he dealt with the OBBB.
Will it pass?
I don't know, but we're not anywhere close to "it's over."
Probably has to do a long song and dance to make certain GOP senators happy that the process was followed correctly.
All we have is that they're in the middle of debate on amendments (well, they just went on recess, sort of) and implications that there are other paths that they could follow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)
Just handling; he did his job, which was to defeat the act. No malfeasance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)
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Especially the "we'll get it through reconciliation" failure theatre.
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2026 12:12 PM (G0vdT)
--
The current controversy I'm seeing is a very obvious Roman individual bust/carving was found buried deep inside an undisturbed Central American tomb of some royalty.
And all the "first nations only and forever" assholes are all over trying to dismiss it.
Because Europeans with 2000+ year old tech were the first to ever sail across the Atlantic in 1492.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:13 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:10 PM (GZYu7)
Put the fries in the bag.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 12:13 PM (FpHTM)
Wind farms are a bigger joke than solar. Solar costs more and requires more maintenance. Neither will give you the baseline power requirements we need.
Coal and gas. Wake the fuck up. The next generation is not building nuclear so they're stuck with what works. Or live in the dark.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 11:58 AM (Fbc0I)
I've been listening to a lot of Sarah Paine's geopolitical/historical analysis on yootoob and she's quite good. However, she has two blind spots. First is an overreliance on the idea of foreign allies; and an absolute faith that alternative energy is the wave of the future. And since the Chinee are building most of the alt energy parts and equipment, she thinks that it's a harbinger of Chinese power in the near future.
What she doesn't get is that the Chinee aren't stupid enough to rebuild their whole domestic energy grid and expecting it to run on wind and solar. They're heavily investing in coal/nat gas power stations, like a sane country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2026 12:13 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 12:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 12:23 PM (45LId)
Posted by: TJ jackson at March 27, 2026 12:39 PM (bXvrr)
https://tinyurl.com/24rdybsp
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Cymbaline at March 27, 2026 03:51 PM (ToskB)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Full-length Mirror
Eva Gonzalès
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:30 AM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 09:30 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (KyaUN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
This doesn't make me think of necrophilia at all.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 27, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:34 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Grabass Gary at March 27, 2026 09:34 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (XvL8K)
That's where the bad hide-and-go-seekers hide.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Trying To Be Positive at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Discriminating suitors at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tuna at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
That's also an odd couch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
That space is how you get to Narnia.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: But, alas at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)
"The Full-length Mirror," painted by Eva Gonzalès around 1869–70, depicts her sister Jeanne contemplating her reflection in a simple room. This work is notable for its subdued color palette and is part of the Impressionist tradition of portraying women at their mirrors."
Size: approximately 165 × 111 cm (65 × 44 in)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 09:39 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM
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Don't look at me.
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at March 27, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)
****
She's hoping no one will notice.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Discriminating suitors at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM
29 I believe they call those 'birthing hips.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM
Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 09:40 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: L. Zeppelin at March 27, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Well then, for a dead chick, she is a very good painter.
Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)
Not unpleasant to look at. I deem satisfactory.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 27, 2026 09:42 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM"
"from her pube to her boob"
Now that's some prime limerick material right there, that is!
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 27, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Brush With Greatness at March 27, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:46 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 09:46 AM (cO6oP)
>Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM
>###
>Don't look at me.
>Posted by: B.J. Clinton at March 27, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Don't look at me, either.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 27, 2026 09:46 AM (U3fVU)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026
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That apron and full skirt would make Ariana Grande look plump.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:48 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Brush With Greatness
Yes it is. Her other paintings are quite good.
Posted by: Tuna at March 27, 2026 09:48 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 09:49 AM (uEmCf)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2026 09:50 AM (ayRl+)
That's also an odd couch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2026
*
That space is how you get to Narnia.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026
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The emergency entrance, for when the wardrobe is locked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
Who's the fairest in the land?
Posted by: Snow White wannabe at March 27, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:51 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at March 27, 2026 09:51 AM (U3fVU)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2026 09:52 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:52 AM (45LId)
Who does look like she's dreading bikini season.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 09:53 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 09:53 AM (g8Ew8)
__________________________________________
Well, it's the proctologist's examination room … the 'wait' is just a little 'something extra'.
Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2026 09:54 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 09:54 AM (vhFJq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 09:55 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: BIP at March 27, 2026 09:56 AM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Dr_No at March 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ayRl+)
Was looked on as something shocking
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2026 09:55 AM (A5RD0)
Looks like someone gave her a good boring
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:57 AM (45LId)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 27, 2026 09:58 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 09:58 AM (g8Ew8)
Was looked on as something shocking
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Now heaven knows
Anything goes
Posted by: Tuna at March 27, 2026 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)
Really? I would never have considered this a contemporary of Manet. It looks more like something Vettrano would have painted.
And I suspect you all know, but something wonderful happened to me this morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026 10:02 AM (ufSfZ)
They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you
Posted by: Flagpole Sitta at March 27, 2026 10:02 AM (U3fVU)
I wouldn't hang it. There is a 'so what' quality, like a snap shot without context. It doesn't make the viewer, at least not this viewer, think of a story line to go with the image. It's not a bad painting, just not inspiring.
Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2026 10:03 AM (yTvNw)
Really? I would never have considered this a contemporary of Manet. It looks more like something Vettrano would have painted.
And I suspect you all know, but something wonderful happened to me this morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026
***
It does seem like a Jack Vettriano at that!
And no, I don't know about this news. Wait until after 100 and tell us.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:04 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Sponge
Now that's some prime limerick material right there, that is!
***********
Cut Out The Middle, Man! - a limerick
A surgeon named Malcolm van Vroob
Had a body-sculpting vid on YouTube
He reduced a girl's torso
Seven inches, maybe more so
Left 3 inches from her pube to her boob
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: toby928 at March 27, 2026 10:05 AM (4NO2D)
And it fit me good
And starin' back from the lookin' glass
Was a woman where a half-grown kid had stood
"Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down
Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down
Lord, forgive me for what I do (Please)
But if you want out, well it's up to you...
Posted by: Bobbie Gentry at March 27, 2026 10:06 AM (AknkO)
It has a Paint By Numbers look to it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:06 AM (xG4kz)
Cut Out The Middle, Man! - a limerick
A surgeon named Malcolm van Vroob
Had a body-sculpting vid on YouTube
He reduced a girl's torso
Seven inches, maybe more so
Left 3 inches from her pube to her boob
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
You are a national treasure. And my hero!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 27, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)
She's sporting a "Who's the Baby Daddy?" facial expression.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:07 AM (xG4kz)
There once was a girl named Louise
Who said, "Someone explain for me please.
If that''s a full-length mirror
Then why does it appear
To cut me off right at the knees?"
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)
Who will step forward out if the crowd of starving artists to claim the appellation "Trans-Manet"?
The world wonders.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 27, 2026 10:10 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 27, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)
And it fit me good
And starin' back from the lookin' glass
Was a woman where a half-grown kid had stood
"Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down
Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down
Lord, forgive me for what I do (Please)
But if you want out, well it's up to you...
Posted by: Bobbie Gentry at March 27, 2026
***
One of the great songs of the '60s, along with her "Ode to Billie Joe."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)
This work is notable for its subdued color palette and is part of the Impressionist tradition of portraying women at their mirrors."
They portrayed mirrored women,
but not the vampire mirrored women.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz)
Was a woman where a half-grown kid had stood
The 60s seemed to have a lot of songs about girls on the cusp of womanhood.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026 10:14 AM (ufSfZ)
I guess that today is slacker Friday.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:14 AM (xT8gx)
hunnert
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (xG4kz)
huntered
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (xG4kz)
one hundred
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (xG4kz)
but not the vampire mirrored women.
As Kevin James said on The King of Queens, "For a guy who can't see himself in the mirror, Dracula's pretty well-groomed."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (ufSfZ)
Jeebus, you people ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (xG4kz)
Art thread is kinda gay guys.
Posted by: Zoolander
+++++
Lighten up, Francis.
We just got "pube" and "boob" together in a Limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 27, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)
@CBSNews
·
15h
Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) said the U.S. should exit the war in Iran, telling reporters Thursday, "It's time to come home."
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 10:16 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Sponge
*********
WARNING: "Objects in mirror may appear closer together than the really are"
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026 10:17 AM (qgHp7)
Or it could be that the artist's sister *is* married and pregnant, and doesn't want to be for whatever reason. Maybe her doctor warned her, "One more child will kill you." Or her husband has died or deserted her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:17 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026
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*Judge Smails voice*
Well, we're waiting!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 10:17 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:18 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:18 AM (xT8gx)
but not the vampire mirrored women.
As Kevin James said on The King of Queens, "For a guy who can't see himself in the mirror, Dracula's pretty well-groomed."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026
***
Hey, he brushed his hair straight back and used pomade. Not too complicated. And I'm sure after a human lifetime he knew how to tie his tie by feel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:19 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Sen. Kennedy at March 27, 2026 10:19 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (xG4kz)
The walls are coming off.
Posted by: Media at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)
I woke up about half an hour ago, and, as is my routine, checked for e-mail and texts, then pulled up The Comics Curmudgeon and Instapundit.
Imagine my joy to see, before a 7.05am post from Stephen Green about the murder of Sheridan Gorman, a post from Sarah Hoyt noting that she is re-reading and enjoying my first novel, The Director's Cut!
I don't know how to post a link, but it's there. Perhaps someone more savvy than I can mention it on the Book Thread?
Anyway, perhaps I'll have more sales? It makes me happy, and that's such a rare feeling that I'm going to the cofveve shop with my notebook and write.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ufSfZ)
Posted by: Sen. Kennedy at March 27, 2026 10:19 AM (qAeYZ)
Well, let's see.....yes.
Posted by: Make War , Not Peace at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (AknkO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM (xT8gx)
I thought we all knew that already.... hell, I bought one of his books. Really good, too! Gonna get more...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (dmDsy)
*
Dapper Dan or Fop?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026
***
Whatever he could get in Transylvania. Or London, later on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Sen. Kennedy
I know many here find him amusing and wry, but I think he's tedious. The aw shucks, cornpone routine is beyond old.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'
**********
The new phone books are here!!
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (qgHp7)
Hakeem Jeffries
@hakeemjeffries
Democrats have forced the administration to Pay TSA agents.
And end the airport chaos.
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
I don't know how to post a link, but it's there. Perhaps someone more savvy than I can mention it on the Book Thread?
Anyway, perhaps I'll have more sales? It makes me happy, and that's such a rare feeling that I'm going to the cofveve shop with my notebook and write.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026
***
Yes, somebody posted the link from Instapundit on the Tech Thread. Congratulations!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:22 AM (wzUl9)
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
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Ok, here's my answer to this: wait for the dead of winter in Toronto, with sustained subzero temps. Then, divert half the C-5Ms at Dover to fly day-and-night sorties, dropping crushed ice over Toronto for a week. Then say it was an accident. And let Operation Unleash Hail be a warning to future Chinese interlopers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz)
You are not kidding. This week has been brutal. Everything I touch turns to shit. I am the new Shit Midas. But I have a long weekend coming and at the mo I am kind of taking it easy today already.
Why am I telling you this
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (45LId)
I know many here find him amusing and wry, but I think he's tedious. The aw shucks, cornpone routine is beyond old.
Posted by: Archimedes
"Ah say! Ah say!"
-- zombie Sam Ervin and zombie Fritz Hollings
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: muldoon at March 27, 2026
***
I remember when Bell, or the printing company I guess, would leave the new white and yellow pages volumes on the doorstep during the last week or so of the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)
Well done!!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (45LId)
You do a decent job of retailing class-snobbery for downwardly mobiles, though, which is what most of your audience is actually there for.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:24 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:24 AM (dmDsy)
Hakeem Jeffries
@hakeemjeffries
Democrats have forced the administration to Pay TSA agents.
And end the airport chaos.
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
Kinda like the Iran victory laps in the Economist. Yeah Hakeem.... you pummeled Trump's fist with your face!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:25 AM (xT8gx)
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
ICE needs to stay out of Canada? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:25 AM (Riz8t)
https://instapundit.com/785593/#disqus_thread
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:24 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 10:25 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
Well, that is his accent. And I think it is effective.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2026 10:26 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026
Ah. So you took my advice, published a trashy potboiler under the pseudonym "Cornelia Flickbean," and are now a billionaire. Congratulations!
Jokes aside, I'm glad you got the signal boost and I hope you move a shitload of units so I can brag that I knew you before you were famous
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:26 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: redridinghood
Maybe repurposing the comforter as clothing wasn't such a good idea...
Posted by: Woman in Painting at March 27, 2026 10:27 AM (JCZqz)
The "end the war" stuff is just the simplest way to play both sides. That's why Dems have started the chant.
Every day the war doesn't end they have the high ground. Then when it does they still have the high ground and Trump "listened" to them.
It's not gonna go on nearly as long as people fear, I don't think. They already know. That's why the story keeps morphing. Now they will settle on "end the war" for a while.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:27 AM (45LId)
The media is composing the narrative right now-
'this Iran operation will be the next Vietnam'
bank it, book it
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)
Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) said the U.S. should exit the war in Iran, telling reporters Thursday, "It's time to come home."
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Most important thing to Kennedy is the camera.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 10:27 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
Well, that is his accent. And I think it is effective.
It's less the accent, and more the stuttering and country sayings that irritate me. The endings of Colombo episodes were less predictable and more authentic.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:28 AM (Riz8t)
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
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Huh?? Bitch be stupid.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:28 AM (g8Ew8)
I remember when Bell, or the printing company I guess, would leave the new white and yellow pages volumes on the doorstep during the last week or so of the year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Time was when it was a real treat to return to our summer place down in Sussex only to find a thoroughly sodden telephone book encased in plastic on the front stoop. It was our first offering to the trash can for the new summer season.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:28 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 27, 2026 10:29 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:29 AM (xT8gx)
BREAKING: General Ahmad Vahidi who was appointed as commander-in-chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) on March 1, 2026, reporadaly has been ELIMINATED in U. S. & Israel strikes.
https://is.gd/3jsvZO
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:30 AM (Riz8t)
Trump uses a sharpie -and has for years- to sign things. They pass out a bunch of these after Trump signs a bill. Trump called up the CEO of Sharpie- who didn't believe it was Trump, at first and , "I like your pens, but they're kind of dull. Do you think you put a White House logo in gold (and maybe his name ) and the guy is doing it. I think that's hysterical and as Mark Simone said, "It will drive the lefty kooks up a wall." He likes to use the term "Lefty Kooks." 😉 He uses it frequently.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 10:30 AM (DiLbP)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:30 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:31 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2026 10:31 AM (2GVsD)
I don't care who ya are; that right thar is funny!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:32 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Sen. Kennedy
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No. But if you believe inaction is preferable to Islamists achieving their goal of developing and using a nuclear weapon, you're just stupid.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 27, 2026 10:32 AM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 10:32 AM (Fbc0I)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 27, 2026 10:20 AM
Outstanding, sir!
Go and write great things.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 10:32 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: The media we all ignore now at March 27, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
But you'll never see a vampire with a bow tie, though.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Why doesn't Kimmie Jimmel say his middle name, WhippedPussy?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:34 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 10:34 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (45LId)
I hope things go better for you, seriously. Eat a chocolate ice cream or something
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 10:34 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 10:35 AM (abIsI)
Gotta go make some calls
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2026 10:35 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 10:35 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:36 AM (muXU/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 10:35 AM (n17eQ)
That’s because she probably has a very fat ass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:36 AM (muXU/)
https://tinyurl.com/3pdu6dfv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 10:37 AM (l1LhX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)
A supreme expert like you should be at CENTCOM.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:37 AM (muXU/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
But you'll never see a vampire with a bow tie, though.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026
***
Lugosi's Dracula always seemed to wear white (bow) tie and tails with his opera cloak.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Weasel at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (vt7xw)
https://is.gd/3jsvZO
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:30 AM (Riz8t)
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Next in line...Amir Ghasemi, mule-skinner, third class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)
Apart from Tucker, anyway.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:39 AM (XuXeR)
I am so glad to hear your happy news. I read that book of yours and enjoyed it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 10:40 AM (vY9Lp)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:40 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cow Demon
Call it something else then, "one-sided cease-fire" is more correct than "end the war"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 10:40 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:41 AM (/HeZH)
https://is.gd/3jsvZO
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 10:30 AM (Riz8t)
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Next in line...Amir Ghasemi, mule-skinner, third class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 10:38 AM (ESVrU)
And then, Cookie-in-Training.
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 10:42 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 10:42 AM (ZxPkt)
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Not that this is a bad thing.
Posted by: pudinhead
👍
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at March 27, 2026 10:44 AM (JCZqz)
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Not that this is a bad thing.
Posted by: pudinhead
👍
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at March 27, 2026 10:44 AM (JCZqz)
Well, they DO make the Rockin’ World Go Round.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:44 AM (/HeZH)
https://tinyurl.com/3pdu6dfv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 27, 2026 10:37 AM
Never. Not. Funny.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (kgE5c)
Air power alone CANNOT win wars.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)
Barbour was much the same, but more evil.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (BI5O2)
Meanwhile gas is $4 and rising, Nasdaq is down 10% for the year and Dems are leading the generic ballot by almost 6 points.
Time to cut our losses and be done with it. Possible to salvage the midterms so it doesn’t turn into a complete bloodbath. Voters do have a short memory. Clock is ticking fast.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (qAeYZ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The art is a great reflection on today's thread.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 10:46 AM (2WIwB)
Thune didn't let ICE get any money.
The House will see the bill next.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 10:46 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 10:46 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:46 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew
Or in 4 weeks....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)
Hakeem Jeffries
@hakeemjeffries
Democrats have forced the administration to Pay TSA agents.
And end the airport chaos.
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)
Next, Democrats will force the administration to give Hakeem a swirly.
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 10:47 AM (lCppi)
Air power alone CANNOT win wars.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew
You know everything, as you have repeatedly indicated in every post, but this is about removing barriers for the Iranian people to do it themselves, NOT us, The ground forces will be the people on the ground there already who are sick of the regime and will knock them off once they see they are disarmed and unable to direct resistance.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:48 AM (muXU/)
Air power alone CANNOT win wars.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew
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Nope. It will take people. Armed and trained.
Doesn't need to be Americans though.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 10:48 AM (2WIwB)
Doesn't need to be Americans though.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 10:48 AM (2WIwB)
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Saudi Arabia has said they would do part of it.
Iran has, like, no friends in the region.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (2WIwB)
Our Republican party folks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 27, 2026 10:34 AM (gKWVE)
That's nice. I'm hoping for some rest for my weary mind. An ice cream sounds good. I can pretend I'm Joe Biden and watch the world slip away.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (45LId)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew
So like every other war in the history of warfare?
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: L. Zeppelin at March 27, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Also quite the hedgerow in her bustle.
Brazilians hadn't been invented yet.
Gonzales: when Edvard Munch just isn't creepy enough.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: John Thune at March 27, 2026 10:50 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:50 AM (/HeZH)
@NancyMace
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22m
The Senate left for vacation without passing the SAVE America Act.
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 10:50 AM (ZxPkt)
The Israeli Air Force bombed two of Iran’s largest steel factories a short while ago, Khuzestan Steel near Ahvaz and Mobarakeh Steel in Isfahan, both which are partially owned by IRGC,...and state Fars News.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 10:50 AM (aBoGB)
Hold your hands up.
Ok the count I have is zero.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (BI5O2)
Our Republican party folks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 10:49 AM (abIsI)
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So, the Democrat demands that ICE has to go without masks and can't be near sensitive locations (like polling places) are part of what the Senate passed?
Oh, they're not?
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (ufFY8)
Ah, chuckles, they're already funded. And no apostrophe there, ok?
Now quit hitting yourself in the face
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal
I thought so too. Who knows.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:50 AM (/HeZH)
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There's some support element that's not.
But otherwise, the enforcement side of things is fully funded through 2028.
ICE is not suddenly defunded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:52 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 10:52 AM (ZxPkt)
Hold your hands up.
Ok the count I have is zero.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:51 AM (qAeYZ)
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Raise your hand if you believe anything Chuck Schumer says.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:52 AM (JmKZX)
Hey, we'll have none of that around here! Light your pitchforks!
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 10:53 AM (XV/Pl)
According to the gaslight media.
*sighs*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 10:53 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:48 AM (muXU/)
Oh, you mean a near-total unarmed population is going to put down a still significant number of armed-to-the-teeth IRGC army?
If you believe that, I've got a really big bridge I'd like to sell to you.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 10:23 AM (wzUl9)
There was an episode of Cheers where Cliff walked into the bar bent over, and obviously in pain.
"What's wrong, Cliff?"
"Sears Catalog day."
That's a joke that would go right over the head of Today's Youth.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (/HeZH)
Love it!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 10:55 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2)
Mike Lee is pretty sharp sometimes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 10:55 AM (IG3/x)
Schrodinger’s ICE. It’s funded and unfunded simultaneously.
Posted by: Socks The Cat at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (qAeYZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 10:55 AM (lCppi)
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Chuck is facing revolt from within his party that could threaten his spot as leader and his senate seat itself.
He has to project strength, hence his constant bleating that he won something when he didn't actually get anything he demanded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (JmKZX)
Nope. And I would bet a lot on it.
Unless Israel and our deep intelligence here rolled him, which is *possible* but very unlikely. Israel has its own survival at stake.
What Trump is demonstrating more than anything is true leadership, something sorely lacking in the modern world. To the point where people don't even recognize it until the shape is completely revealed.
Putting his entire legacy on the line, and to some extent the future of the country, not to mention the hopes and cares of everyone who voted for him, all to do what he believes is right and will work.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (45LId)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 10:56 AM (/HeZH)
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That's one way to contract the M2 money supply, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:57 AM (JmKZX)
ICE is not suddenly defunded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:52 AM (JmKZX
Good. Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 10:57 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (BI5O2
Kamala
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 10:58 AM (45LId)
Remember when the US intelligence community wasn't utterly worthless and did things like design mass-produced single-shot pistols that could be air dropped to defenseless populations?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 10:58 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2026 10:58 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
So, not today? Darn.
*puts out pitchfork*
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
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EVERY DAY!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 10:59 AM (JmKZX)
"Sears Catalog day."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (IG3/
Teenage me wants to thank Sears for the bra section because the internet wasn't born yet.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 10:59 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 27, 2026 11:00 AM (+fl90)
They have armed teeth? Wow.
And I don't give...whatever... what they do there. No "nation building " crap.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 11:00 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
They've avoided the lamp posts so, they're all pretty smart. Who's the suckers?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 10:59 AM (Sco7b)
Ah, yes. I was quite the connoisseur. I seem to recall that Wards was the best, with Sears and Penneys serving as useful backups.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (IG3/x)
/ The National Geographic whimpers
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (/HeZH)
45,615.74 -344.37 (-0.75%)
As of 11:02:20 AM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 11:02 AM (4NO2D)
At this point in the war, well, that's the next step, and it makes sense. They will go in there to remove the last vestiges of the islamic regime, the armed ground forces of the IRNG (or whatever, who cares?) which will allow the real people of Iran to come together in some sort of equitable governing system.
And it's not like we are sending our boys to their certain deaths... quite the fucking opposite. They are the best trained and best equipped force ever seen. They won't be beaten.
Yes, it's dangerous, and of course some may give their lives, but isn't that what war, and peace, is all about?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 11:03 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:03 AM (45LId)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:03 AM (45LId)
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I don't say out loud what I write, tho.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 27, 2026 11:05 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:03 AM
I have a tendency to blurt when I'm on the HQ.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 11:05 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 11:03 AM (45LId)
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I don't say out loud what I write, tho.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 11:04 AM (JmKZX)
Reverse Tourette’s.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 11:06 AM (/HeZH)
F-47's on a few select bombing missions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:07 AM (abIsI)
Hammer Films are where I discovered that vampires are apparently breast men.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2026 11:08 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 11:01 AM (abIsI)
Intelligence isn't necessarily an important quality in any given position, any more than strength is. It's often a detractor.
Most of our ruling class are borderline retarded, because most of them *have to be* for the system to keep working.
Look, for instance, at Jim Comey and John Brennan. A couple of dull normals (to be generous, particularly in Brennan's case) heading up our spy agencies.
As a general rule, it's preferable that American elected and appointed officials are paste-eating window lickers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 11:10 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 11:10 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 11:11 AM (4NO2D)
Because Senate Democrats didn’t end up accepting the Republican offer on DHS funding & negotiations fell apart yesterday, Dems will get *zero* of the ICE reforms they had been demanding, including ones that GOP had already agreed to, like showing ID, increased Congressional oversight, agreements to not hit sensitive locations, etc.
These reforms were the reason Dems started the shutdown in the first place, and now instead of getting a few concessions on their demand list, they get none.
The only thing they secured was no funding for CBP & ICE, which are largely already funded via the OBBB, and Republicans will seek to fund them even further without Dem votes in reconciliation instead
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 11:12 AM (aBoGB)
I kid, of course
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 11:13 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 11:19 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
>Who said we're at war? The president can use the marines at his 'pleasure'. Only Congress can declare war. Hence the war powers resolution. 90 days. It's all about global commerce now.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 11:35 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 27, 2026 12:19 PM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Persnickety at March 27, 2026 01:50 PM (NXsA/)
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 05:12 PM (fNISR)
The Morning Report — 3/27/26
Was there just an attempt to carry out a mass casualty attack at CENTCOM headquarters? MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, Florida is where the headquarters of CENTCOM, the United States Central Command are located. CENTCOM oversees U.S. military operations in the Middle East, Central Asia, and some areas of South Asia, and that means that it is involved in U.S. actions against the Islamic Republic of Iran. Recently, an improvised explosive device was discovered outside a gate at MacDill; it didn’t go off, but if it had, the damage could have been extensive. Was someone targeting CENTCOM? And if so, who?The more one examines this story, the more questions multiply. . . It all started on March 10, when “a 911 call warned of a bomb near the base’s visitor center. At the time, no device had been located.” Who made the call? No one knew at the time, but it turned out to be Alen Zheng, using a burner phone he bought at Best Buy. He apparently made the call in the hope of terrorizingthe people at MacDill. At the time of the call itself, however, no one at MacDill appeared to be particularly concerned about it, as nothing was found, and the people on the base went about their business. . .Were the Zhengs acting alone, out of some personal animus, or were they agents of the Chinese Communist government? Was this an attempt to disrupt CENTCOM’s operations, or just a couple of leftist nuts acting upon their hatred of the United States? If the People’s Republic was behind it, there are all sorts of reasons to downplay the incident at this time, but will any response be made? Could we at least get that program to bring over 500,000 Chinese nationals canceled?Heaven forfend, lest we be accused of resurrecting the "Yellow Peril" tropes of the 19th century. Too late, Tom Cotton went there!
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) compared President Ronald Reagan’s characterization of the Soviet Union to the reality of modern-day China, telling Breitbart News that the country is an “evil empire” and calling President Xi Jinping a “Marxist.” . . . China’s infamous Belt and Road Initiative “is just an example of how they’re trying to extend Communist Chinese influence around the world,” Cotton added.NB there are several other stories in the links about Chi-Com subversion obviously all interrelated to this one. Modern China, which aside from the trappings of 21st century technology like Islam has always had a toxic mix of imperialism and xenophbia that drives its ambitions not only to control those within its sphere of influence by keeping foreign ideas and cultures at bay by every means at their disposal, from massive walls to genocide and wars of conquest fought with both armies and by subversion. If only Truman nuked Beijing the moment the PLA crossed the Yalu River way back when, or let MacArthur Go all the way instead of sacking him. Oh well, here we are 70 odd years later. The Chinese Communist Party have in many ways far exceeded their Russian Soviet mentors and role models in this regard. Both combined have over the past century degraded our own society to the point where we are forced to endure this kind of insanity:
Over the last few years, we have seen how American universities have been shifting into a rhetoric that not only accepts “Death to America,” but is openly chanting the same slogans of the oppressive regime . . . When professors, like Samer Alatout, and academic figures use their authority to defend or legitimize the Islamic Republic of Iran, they are reinforcing the narrative of a regime defined by repression, executions, support for militant groups, and decades of promoting “Death to America.” . . . The question facing universities is not whether professors are allowed to express political views. Academic freedom protects that right. The deeper concern is what happens after students leave the classroom. When narratives promoted by professors begin to mirror the messaging of an authoritarian regime that openly calls for America’s destruction, those ideas do not remain confined to campus debates.Let's be clear. Academia, the so-called cultural elite, the Left and the Democrat Party are not merely against our attacking Iran. They have been collectively and continually shrieking "Death to America" in both word and deed for nearly 200 years. They hate America, its history, heritage, culture and people as much if not more than the Mullahs. And speaking of which and shifting gears, as CBD and I discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as the popular outlets listed below, things are getting muddled in Iran vis a vis what our final objective is or should be. And as we both have stated and written many many times, US boots on the ground is to say the very least not a good idea, and yet the 82nd Airborne and possibly many more are on their way to the Middle East. Could be kharg Island or perhaps somewhere else as this latest development suggests:
Yemen’s Houthi rebels said Thursday that they are ready to stand with Iran against the US and Israel, threatening to open a new front along the Red Sea that serves as a key global trade route. The Iran-backed terror group said that it would be ready to enter the fight at a moment’s notice following Tehran’s warning that the war could spread to the Bab al-Mandab Strait if the US launches a ground invasion. “We stand fully militarily ready with all options,” a Houthi leader told Reuters, suggesting the rebel group was in direct coordination with Iran.Yikes. Have a great weekend! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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- As Chinese siblings are charged with planting an IED at CENTCOM headquarters, the question must be asked.
An Act of War From China?
- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- Yemen’s Houthi rebels said Thursday that they are ready to stand with Iran against the US and Israel, threatening to open a new front along the Red Sea that serves as a key global trade route. The Iran-backed terror group said that it would be ready to enter the fight at a moment’s notice following Tehran’s warning that the war could spread to the Bab al-Mandab Strait if the US launches a ground invasion. “We stand fully militarily ready with all options,” a Houthi leader told Reuters, suggesting the rebel group was in direct coordination with Iran.
Houthis say they’re ready to join Iran war — and they could block another critical shipping route
- Trump added that U.S. military operations are 'way ahead of schedule' and the United States has sunk at least 154 Iranian ships
‘They Have Been Just Beat to S—’: Iranian Regime ‘Begging’ for Ceasefire Deal, Trump Says
- Trump’s envoy Steve Witkoff told a cabinet meeting in Washington there were “strong signs” that Tehran was ready to negotiate an end to the fighting, despite its cool public response to a 15-point American peace plan shown to Iran by Pakistani intermediaries.
Trump denies he’s desperate for Iran deal, Israel short on troops
- Casualties and damage across Israel remain miraculously low, but that hasn’t stopped online conspiracists from insisting the Islamic Republic is winning.
In Tel Aviv, It Feels Clear That Iran Is Losing the War
- Tehran’s regime is sacrificing ordinary Iranians and calling it "defense."
Iran Is Using Its Citizens As Human Shields
- The move raises legal risks for shipping companies and could face opposition from Gulf Arab states and Western allies, challenging the strait’s status as an international waterway.
Iran Imposes ‘Toll Booth’ Regime on Oil Tankers in the Strait of Hormuz.
- Casualties and damage across Israel remain miraculously low, but that hasn’t stopped online conspiracists from insisting the Islamic Republic is winning.
In Tel Aviv, It Feels Clear That Iran Is Losing the War
- The regime vs. the people.
Fear and Fearlessness in Iran
- It’s getting crowded down in hell.
What Happened to the Ayatollah (Part II)
- Iran’s failed strike on Diego Garcia exposed the truth: Tehran’s long-range ambitions were real all along—and Europe ignored the warning until it was too late.
European Leaders Now Know Trump Was Right: Iran Was an Imminent Global Threat* * * * * - Demonstrators at the “Hands Off Iran” protests in Philadelphia have carried signs condemning the war and attacking Israel, President Donald Trump, and even Democratic Sen. John Fetterman. One speaker in a video that went viral Thursday explicitly praised terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah and advocated for a “strong Iranian state” to maintain their “fighting capacity” against Israel.
‘Appalling’ Video Shows Protesters Cheer American Troops Returning Home From Iran War ‘In Caskets’
- American universities have been shifting into a rhetoric that not only accepts “Death to America,” but is openly chanting the same slogans of the oppressive regime.
When Professors Defend Iran’s Regime CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - Midwest affiliates of United Chinese Americans (UCA), a Washington, D.C.-based nonprofit, first packed a March 17 Ohio House hearing with dozens of opponents to H.B. 1, an Ohio bill which would prohibit citizens of “foreign adversary” nations from acquiring property near military installations, before allegedly chasing down proponents in the capitol hallway to pepper them with questions. (Where are the mass arrests and asset-seizures?! - jjs)
EXCLUSIVE: CCP-Tied Activists Desperately Trying To Keep Chinese Land Grabs Alive Near US Military Bases
- The network influences global narratives, undermines U.S. interests, and promotes Chinese Communist Party propaganda through a sophisticated system of funding and media production.
Who’s The Man Laundering Chinese Communist Philosophy into the United States? "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - If millions of illegals can invade us depends on what “In” means. (Quarter inch past Sotomayor's ass cheeks - jjs)
Supreme Court to Decide Definition of “In the United States”
- Derek Barrs knew cleaning up the trucking industry would be a big job when President Donald Trump gave him the task, having spent years cracking down on commercial drivers for the Florida Highway Patrol.
EXCLUSIVE: Top Trump Official Sheds Light On ‘Mess’ Lying Under Hood Of Illegal Trucker Crisis
- The cases are strikingly similar: a promising young woman with her whole life ahead of her is dead, the suspect is an illegal immigrant, and Democrats will point the finger at everyone but themselves.
Democrats Created A New Laken Riley — They Want You To Forget She Ever Existed
- Ortiz is being held without bond, and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has filed a detainer to remove him from the country. Parents have expressed outrage over safety concerns at the school.
More Victims of Migrant Accused of High School Sexual Assault Spree Come Forward.
- Immigration declines have reshaped population trends, with border regions and major metro areas experiencing sharp drops.
Trump Crackdown Has Drastically Reduced Immigrant Numbers in Border Towns.
- ‘These shifts were largely due to lower levels of net international migration, which declined nationwide.’
Illegal Immigration Is Way Down, So Naturally The Media Are Freaking Out DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Trump signaled he was ready to step in if lawmakers didn’t act. They finally did at 2 a.m.
Senate Strikes Overnight Deal To Pay TSA Agents In Bid To End Airport Chaos
- The pain is the point when it comes the Democrats’ most recent government shutdown.
Americans’ Miserable Airline Experience is Absolutely Because of Democrats
- America once built boldly; now bureaucracy, lawsuits, and endless “stakeholders” paralyze progress.
Americans Can Have a Little Fascism, as a Treat: A Modest Proposal
- The Railway Safety Act masquerades as safety reform but imposes costly mandates, betraying Trump-era deregulation and conservative principles
Conservative Regulators? Mixed Signals on Rail Policy
- The deep blue state of Massachusetts is facing financial collapse: politicians raise taxes on remaining citizens as taxpayers flee the state on top of the cratering of the inflow of poor migrants.
Death Spiral: Massachusetts Plan to Replace Taxpayers with Migrants Collapses WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Broad demographic changes and weakening state control are fracturing European societies.
New Report Warns ‘No-Go Zones’ Fueled by Mass Migration, Islamization, and State Weakness Are Spreading.
- The pattern of Islam is to use schools and school boards, government, the courts, art museums, and other major institutions, including outreach to churches, to infiltrate, gradually introduce Shari’ah, and then finally takeover a nation.
Converting Texas to Islam OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - One inheritance. One fight.
Jews and Christians: United We Stand, Divided We Fall SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - America cannot successfully move past the Russia collusion hoax until its founders and lawbreaking participants receive the legal reckoning they deserve.
America Can’t Heal From The Russia Hoax Because Mueller And His Ilk Faced No Accountability
- The RICO hammer is finally dropping on a decade of DC corruption.
What It Means That Comey And Brennan Have Been Subpoenaed (zero unless they are ruined and imprisoned for life - jjs) FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - Douglas Murray: Does anyone reading this think that they need to spend more time on social media? Does anyone reading this read more long books now than they did a decade ago? I doubt it — and all the research backs up that fact. If we adults are honest, most of us are addicted to our phones and devices, or at least have an unhealthy relationship with them.
We all need to take steps to break the social media addiction THE ECONOMY, STUPID - We'll take Donald Trump's energy policies over the Democrats' every time. So should every American.
Democrats Seize On Iran War To Lie About Energy Costs
- The conflict could spell the doom of “quit oil” policies once and for all.
Energy Lessons of the Strait of Hormuz Standoff
- VantageScore is a nontraditional credit scoring system that makes it easier for people with limited credit histories and certain kinds of debt to establish a credit score. Lenders can then use that data to extend mortgage eligibility to riskier borrowers, and potentially illegal aliens.
Biden-Era Policy Could Set The Stage For Another 2008-Style Housing Disaster CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Jarvis Butts, 43. . . killed himself in federal prison — just weeks into serving his decades-long sentence.
FEEL_GOOD STORY of the Day: Detroit pedophile who murdered 13-year-old he groomed and impregnated is found dead in prison ABORTION - Despite acknowledging abusive men sometimes use the easily accessible pill to force women to kill their unborn babies, the National Domestic Violence Hotline and Legal Voice is opposing Louisiana’s challenge to relaxed U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) rules that allow anyone to obtain mifepristone through the mail.
EXCLUSIVE: Women Coerced Into Abortions Call Out Anti-Domestic Violence Org For Backing Policy That Enables Abusers
- The Republicans also sent a letter demanding the FDA ‘take immediate action’ to keep unapproved abortion drugs from being marketed.
Senate Republicans Probe Mifepristone Manufacturers Over Mail-Order Abortion Scheme THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - Potential violations of felony statutes and outrage among voters whose signatures were forged.
WATCH: O’Keefe Lays Bare Fresh Election Fraud Scheme.
- But the challenge in getting it passed is not public support — it’s the Republican controlled Senate. Some Republicans have suggested the SAVE America Act could be passed through budget reconciliation, but such an option is “essentially impossible.”
Any Republican Promising To Pass SAVE Act Via Reconciliation Is Lying To You BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS - The allegations raise concerns about foreign interference on behalf of the Democrats and the potential misuse of taxpayer funds.
Trump Shares Report on Alleged Ukrainian Plot to Fund Biden Campaign. DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Military veterans are sounding off about a Democratic congressional candidate who they say inflated his Navy record and used a deceased Korean War vet’s gravesite as a campaign prop.
Veterans tear apart heiress’s boyfriend — a Dem congressional candidate — after eagle-eyed experts spot problem with his Navy record
- Rippling has received generous tax breaks from California's Gavin Newsom and New York's Kathy Hochul, both champions of expanded paid family leave policies
‘Borderline Barbaric’: Leading Dem Payroll Vendor Accused of Punishing Employees Who Take Paid Family Leave POLITICS - Raw Egg Nationalist: Trump’s second term has Democrats plotting a full-scale reckoning—targeting him, his allies, and the roots of Trumpism itself.
Tearing the Roots out of Trumpism: the Democrat Plan for 2029 Is Taking Shape THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - The attack comes just days before Holy Week.
Russia Bombs Iconic Centuries-Old Christian Landmark MADURO TAKEN DOWN - Protesters, both for and against Maduro, gathered outside the courthouse. I'd like to point out that those who are protesting against Maduro are there authentically, while those who are in favor have uniform professional signs that say "Free President Maduro." Some are saying they were paid by Code Pink, but I haven't been able to confirm that.
Maduro Appears in Court. Judge: 'I’m Not Going to Dismiss the Case.' FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - A brave Kuwaiti dissident speaks.
Video: Rare Moment of Truth at the UN
- The Chinese nation, using techniques other than open warfare, has long worked to turn the U.S. into a vassal state. (Vassal isn't just a Chinese women's college - jjs)
It’s Time To Acknowledge The Truth About China
- . . . the country is an “evil empire” and calling President Xi Jinping a “Marxist.” (taps Cotton on Shoulder and points to DNC HQ! - jjs)
Exclusive – Sen. Cotton: U.S. Must Recognize China Is ‘Evil Empire’ Scheming to ‘Dominate the World’
- "I don't have the strength to endure this pain and all that torments me after everything I've been through,"
Spain allows Noelia Castillo Ramos, 25, euthanasia after gang rape by African migrants in state care
- By denying human nature and the basic tribalism of ancient societies, it created powerful geopolitical opponents. Thankfully, Trump is changing things.
The Liberal International Order Is a Lie DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - The base has recently been in the spotlight due to Operation Epic Fury.
Explosive Device Found At U.S. Military Base — Suspect Linked To China
- Midwest affiliates of United Chinese Americans (UCA), a Washington, D.C.-based nonprofit, first packed a March 17 Ohio House hearing with dozens of opponents to H.B. 1, an Ohio bill which would prohibit citizens of “foreign adversary” nations from acquiring property near military installations, before allegedly chasing down proponents in the capitol hallway to pepper them with questions.
EXCLUSIVE: CCP-Tied Activists Desperately Trying To Keep Chinese Land Grabs Alive Near US Military Bases HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - HHS spokesman Andrew Nixon said that the department ‘looks forward to this judge’s decision being overturned.’
Judge Rules Parents Have Less Say In Pediatric Vaccine Schedule ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - In plain English: the thrust of the material being thrown from the surface as the comet made its close approach to the Sun was sufficient to slow and then reverse the nucleus’s rotation. This process was helped by the relatively small size of the nucleus compared to the material being sublimated from it.
Astronomers detect the first comet whose nucleus’ reversed its rotation
- And like South Africa, SpaceX said nope! And so Namibia remains in the dark age.
Namibia rejects Starlink because SpaceX refused to give it ownership rights (or fondue sets! - jjs) FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - In a case with global implications, Finland’s high court rules discussing what the Bible says about sexuality is ‘hate speech.’
Finland’s Supreme Court Convicts Christians Of ‘Hate Speech’ For Saying Men And Women Are Different
- Watchdog group says influential psychology association is "having it both ways" as it continues advocating for child "gender affirming care."
Your Therapist Is Being Told To ‘Affirm’ Child Transgenderism CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - A new twist on the "smoke of Satan."
Pope Leo as Woke Pachamama Agent
- Christian Toto: Far-left comic's shocking assignment speaks volumes about movies today
Colbert’s ‘Lord of the Rings’ Gig Reveals Ugly Hollywood Truth
- Comedian Drew Desbordes, better known as Druski, sparked outrage for dressing as Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk in a skit mocking the widow of slain conservative icon Charlie Kirk. (Baseball bats and tire irons would be most consciousness-raising, or unconsciousness-imposing - jjs)
Comedian Druski Sparks Outrage for Dressing as Erika Kirk In Skit Mocking Widow
- “Many of my favorite reads of the past year have been serialized novels... The novella momentarily transformed my phone into a mirror... I am cautiously optimistic about where we’re headed.”
Substack Has Revived the Serial Novel
- When “free speech” meant serving a mass murderer.
Stalinist Revisionism Comes to Washington HITHER & YON - Sharks in the Bahamas are consuming substances including caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine, according to a new study by marine scientists who say it could potentially impact the animals’ health and behavior. . .
Researchers Discover ‘Cocaine Sharks’ in the Bahamas
- An idea that was inspired by our country's westward expansion became a way to bring that time to life and to bring it full circle.
Remember the Wagon Trains and America's Great Migration
- March 8th was the 43rd anniversary of President Ronald Reagan’s speech before the National Association of Evangelicals in Orlando, Florida, where he labeled the Soviet Union an “evil empire.” It was not a milestone anniversary, other than it was the first anniversary of the Evil Empire Speech to occur since its author, Anthony R. Dolan, died one year ago this month at age 76. . .
Tony Dolan’s Other Evil Empire
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2026 07:43 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:43 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2026 07:44 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5)
ESPONJA!11!!!!!!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2026 07:46 AM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)
Last day to make a deal or we go boom boom, and I think it'll be the oil island.
Posted by: M Gaga at March 27, 2026 07:47 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 07:47 AM (oAa51)
I'm guessing this guy did not kill himself.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:48 AM (vFG9F)
Democrats believe that their philosophy is perfect and beautiful. Every time proof is offered at the damage being done from it only gets them to double down. Unfortunately, we have to live with the end results.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 07:49 AM (RjOoY)
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shortly after which, they will die against the US and Israel
seriously, let's just kill everybody over there
we'd be doing the world a huge favor
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: fd
I'm betting there are a few prisoners who have a large balance in their commissary accounts right now.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 07:49 AM (RjOoY)
Also, in addition to the CENTCOM attempted bombing - the B-52 air base in Louisiana was swarmed by drones that are beyond the technological capability of Iran to deploy. Yet nobody is talking about it. The operations at the base had to be suspended.
The tools are readily available for drone defense - I don't know why more emphasis hasn't been put on it. There's a mobile deployable system that uses airburst Bushmaster cannon rounds to neutralize drone swarms thats already proven - why they're not ubiquitously installed is beyond me.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026 07:50 AM (WYStd)
Have your "no kings" friend look at who really wants to be king. Former CIA - aren't many of them?!
From DataRepublican, of course:
https://tinyurl.com/55s6b79u
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:51 AM (1o8D5)
In 1971, Plymouth offered a color called “I am curious Yellow” on some of their little hot rods.
Posted by: Fenderbender at March 27, 2026 07:51 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: He Asked Incredulously at March 27, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Incredulously at March 27, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 07:55 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 27, 2026 07:55 AM (gm9Sb)
I know a woman who took her teenage son to a therapist because the boy was having a rough time. He made a joking remark about being as emotional as a girl about certain things.
The therapist's immediate response was "Do you think you're a girl? I can get you started on hormone treatments."
She took her kid out of therapy that instant.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 07:56 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: fd
Jarvis was taking away the responsibilities of public school teachers and illegal invaders everywhere by grooming and raping the victim himself.
Should have slowed his roll and stayed in his lane.
Posted by: The democrat Party at March 27, 2026 07:57 AM (AknkO)
She prolly got hail damage twice that deep.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 07:57 AM (gbOdA)
ALL we have to do is throw and M80 at the Three Gorges Dam and 1/2 that country is gone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Sheridan Gorman is becoming the new name that Democratic political leaders would like to quickly forget.
Gorman was an 18-year-old college student at Loyola University. She was gunned down last week while walking with friends by the lake.
And her life was allegedly taken by Jose Medina, an illegal alien from Venezuela.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 27, 2026 08:00 AM (gbOdA)
The left will find it a tragedy that the child with the 13 year old mother will grow up without a father
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2026 08:01 AM (mHVWR)
I again advocate for CENTCOM planners to look at 6 bomb lines on the Houthi capital.
Use B-52 and inexpensive (and indiscriminate) gravity bombs, make each bomb line part of a triangle. Use two triangles, with points opposed. Put the Star of David in bomb damage lines on the capital.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 08:02 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)
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Is this a trick question?
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 08:04 AM (fZhmC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:04 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:04 AM (AkEZC)
In my plan to visit Kansas, I checked some flight prices. They are ridiculous. And the idea of waiting four hours or more in a line? I'd rather drive three days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)
Original story - they eventually found 9, and you can see a pic of one they found...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 08:02 AM (ESVrU)
I mean, I just got here.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)
See, calling Somali's low-IQ garbage people from a low-IQ garbage country is racist.
My 2nd favorite part of their hysterics was the only quotes opposite Trump were Keith Ellison and the howls of some hypheneted last name faggot.
But my absolute favorite part was they gave not a single bit of proof that Somali's are not low-IQ garbage people from a low-IQ garbage country.
Because any Somali who isn't low-IQ despises the rest.
And no one disagrees that Somalia is a garbage country except the low-IQ garbage people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 08:06 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 08:06 AM (Fbc0I)
https://tinyurl.com/zy5tn8c7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (1o8D5)
Why is the military doing training missions around civilian airports?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
I know a woman who took her teenage son to a therapist because the boy was having a rough time. He made a joking remark about being as emotional as a girl about certain things.
The therapist's immediate response was "Do you think you're a girl? I can get you started on hormone treatments."
She took her kid out of therapy that instant.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 07:56 AM (RjOoY)
Do I live in the last place in this country that DOESN'T do that?
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 08:07 AM (iXqHn)
In my plan to visit Kansas, I checked some flight prices. They are ridiculous. And the idea of waiting four hours or more in a line? I'd rather drive three days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)
TSA aren't the only folks not being paid - they just have the most visible function to the public, and are among the lowest paid government workers (it's why them quitting and not showing up is not a surprise - they make $40Kish/year, which is a number you can find in almost any job)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 27, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)
But my absolute favorite part was they gave not a single bit of proof that Somali's are not low-IQ garbage people from a low-IQ garbage country.
Because any Somali who isn't low-IQ despises the rest.
And no one disagrees that Somalia is a garbage country except the low-IQ garbage people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 08:06 AM (HXT0k)
Avg. IQ = 68
68 IQ = functionally retarded
functionally retarded = low IQ garbage country
Seems the math works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (xT8gx)
I think this is all misdirection orchestrated by this administration to get the remaining Iranian leadership to focus all its attention there. But the actual action, when it takes place, is going to happen somewhere else completely.
Look at a map of the Straits of Hormuz, there’s a big island there from which all traffic can be monitored and controlled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (ZPDpH)
https://tinyurl.com/zy5tn8c7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (1o8D5)
Why is the military doing training missions around civilian airports?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
In DC, which is not allowed anymore, it was about emergency transport of elected and important officials out of DC if needed. One of the emergency routes used to go right by the airport (now it won't)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026
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At that pay they'd probably make more cleaning floors. Which is what most of them are probably (barely) qualified for.
It's the Totally Standing Around crew that has been causing lines at airports for twenty years and more. Time to dump the whole agency.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 07:44 AM (1o8D5)
Fire in the Hole!!
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (fZhmC)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (xT8gx)
Here at Spirit Airlines, we provide all the class, comfort and pricing any traveler desires. We also include in flight entertainment which includes loud, uncouth passengers yelling the F bomb, in flight fights and pushing and shoving matches all the while having your bags stolen from the overhead bins.
Spirit Airlines, Less Money, More Go!
Posted by: Dave Davis, Spirit Airlines CEO at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (AknkO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (xT8gx)
Apparently, it's not legal...or not legal in a way he could be paid back (the more important part)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (tOcjL)
In my plan to visit Kansas, I checked some flight prices. They are ridiculous. And the idea of waiting four hours or more in a line? I'd rather drive three days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)
And yet, what's probably going to happen is that Thune will betray us be defunding ICE.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026
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Have him fund terrorist spotters on the Israeli model.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:11 AM (wzUl9)
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:11 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:11 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (tOcjL)
The posted incident was in California, tho.
Is it time to ban ALL military flight exercises from incroaching on civilian airports?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 08:12 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:12 AM (YCxFk)
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I have a solution that might help this poor woman. Instead of choosing euthanasia, give her the opportunity to have the gang rapists lined up and give her a gun. Blow each one's face off one by one, then she may be able to heal.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 27, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Mister Scott
I remain unenthused and downtrodden.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie
> I thought it was International Whiskey Day. Let's toast the good life.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 08:13 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:09 AM (tOcjL)
The posted incident was in California, tho.
Is it time to ban ALL military flight exercises from incroaching on civilian airports?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
A better ban would be to limit to non-civilian flight hours (aka 12am-5am)...b/c some of those routes might be needed in an emergency.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:13 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:10 AM (tOcjL)
I wonder why illegal? I would think it would be perfectly legal for anyone to make a donation of any size to the fed guv.... that goes in the general fund and presto send it over to TSA
Of course I'm not a lawyer they always make things complicated
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:13 AM (xT8gx)
AFAIK not one was vetted. Not one was tracked. Not one's whereabouts are currently known.
People will downplay this as a low level, low possibility threat. Until it's not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:14 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026
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I didn't want to drive three days. A flight, theoretically, would put me at my destination in five or six hours -- not counting the wait in lines. But then I'd have to rent a car -- $100/day now. And I'd have to go through the entire torture scenario on the way home, and pay for my car's parking at my home airport, or a cab both ways. Can you say "no flippin' way"? I knew you could.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Fenderbender
Ford offered Anti-Establish Mint. Dodge had Plum Crazy.
Posted by: Children of Coler at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)
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In the good old days, his fellow prisoners knew how to treat a child molester and would not have given him the chance to off himself.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 08:18 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9)
I remember the first time I ever flew (as a teenager) I found he whole experience so exciting... wanted to window seat to look out. Now... after many hundreds of flights over the years and the general degradation of the quality of the experience I simply dread going to the airport, even when there's not a TSA problem... it's torture
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)
NBC4.com
"Senators worked through the night on the deal that would fund much of the rest of the department, including the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Coast Guard and TSA, but without funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Customs was funded, but Border Protection was not.
The package puts no new limits on immigration enforcement, which has remained largely uninterrupted by the shutdown. The GOP’s big tax cuts bill that Trump signed into law last year funneled billions in extra funds to DHS, including $75 billion for ICE operations, ensuring the immigration officers are still being paid despite the lapse."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL)
And don't get me started on nothing but gray and black interiors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:19 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
This is the type of story Rs put on BLAST and lay the groundwork for the case judges are overstepping their lane.
Repeat again and again. Start the process to ignore future BS opinions.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 08:19 AM (oAa51)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 27, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)
Who made the call? No one knew at the time, but it turned out to be Alen Zheng, using a burner phone he bought at Best Buy.
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A burner phone which was identified immediately.
Thanks, Alen!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 08:20 AM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk)
As they should. Good for them.
F*ck that fat f*ck. I only wish he meets his demise by the hand he dealt his state. What an evil prick that fat f*ck is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Earl Scheib at March 27, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026
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In the novel of Silence of the Lambs, we're told Hannibal Lecter talked one night to an obviously crazy inmate in the next cell. Next thing everybody knew, the guy had offed himself. Maybe we need a few articulate "encouragers" to deal with these child molesters. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:21 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Amen. Airlines can fund their own security. The surprise about this whole affair is that these guys seem to represent a core Democrat constituency.
Posted by: Auspex at March 27, 2026 08:21 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 08:21 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (Fbc0I)
Senate GOP ready to totally surrender to Commies. Will fund DHS/TSA and not ICE. They want to end the hurt that the 40 day shutdown has caused.
More and more of this stuff, feels like battlefield prep....Say it ain't so!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
Here, there's a KY ANG base right next to the main Louisville airport. Less than 4 miles away is Ft. Knox. Military air traffic and civilian air (especially UPS) is almost nonstop. Other than the accident UPS had with a MD-11 earlier, it's been pretty safe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (AkEZC)
Word to the wise. Do NOT buy the premix in a bucket shit from your local hardware store. It isn't good. The polyblend stuff I'm mixing now works out MUCH better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)
There are some really ugly colors now. I have taken to naming them, like "Swamp Water", "Diaper Green", and "Sewage Foam".
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (vFG9F)
More and more of this stuff, feels like battlefield prep....Say it ain't so!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
ICE is already funded through the end of the year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)
Eye for an eye, n' shit.......Do unto others......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
1 Samuel 2:8
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (zw+xd)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)
WHAT?!?!?!? NO WAY!!!!!!!
I'm shocked by this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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Mass transit security should be handled and paid for by the company that runs the transport.
Give them police power and limited official immunity (as the left will launch a thousand discrimination cases to get their union members rehired).
Why should I pay for your security at the airport even though I'm not flying?
And why is a federal agency required? Is there magic detection ability in their brass badge?
Airline can run KYC through the federal database pre-purchase, the ticket QR code can embed link to that biometrics that pulls up when scanned. Facial and pattern recognition AI to track you through the airport from check in.
Zero lines. Zero security needed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 08:24 AM (HXT0k)
Senate GOP ready to totally surrender to Commies. Will fund DHS/TSA and not ICE. They want to end the hurt that the 40 day shutdown has caused.
More and more of this stuff, feels like battlefield prep....Say it ain't so!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
What Yahoo doesn't tell you is that last year's BBB provided enough funds for ICE to keep it going until at least 2029
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:24 AM (xT8gx)
1 Samuel 2:8
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (zw+xd)
Yeah man....we like royalty n' shit......
Posted by: Homeless NYC Crack Addicts at March 27, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)
1 Samuel 2:8
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 08:23 AM (zw+xd)
The sovereignty of God. Wish more people considered that.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 08:24 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Let's see: Federal. Unionized...
Yep. 100% Dim.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)
ORD was a bit longer than usual (I counted 25min vs the usual 10-15min on a Sunday afternoon) but it was Spring Break time.
Fully staffed and all checks openn.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (x8k2o)
Posted by: Counsel for the defendant at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: The Wings of Man at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: PG at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (kma5t)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2026
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We *need* ICE. We don't need the crowd of low-IQ people rifling through your luggage and patting down grandmas in wheelchairs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
ORD was a bit longer than usual (I counted 25min vs the usual 10-15min on a Sunday afternoon) but it was Spring Break time.
Fully staffed and all checks openn.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (x8k2o
That’s positive talk!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Counsel for the defendant at March 27, 2026
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Exhibit A: The Enclave. Not a small vehicle -- no, not as big as a Suburban, but it's pretty hefty. The first gen, when in white, looked like a pregnant whale.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:27 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
Celebrated early last night.
Posted by: Homeless NYC Crack Addicts at March 27, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: PG at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (kma5t)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz at March 27, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pam Blondie at March 27, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: PG at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (kma5t)
Piker.
Posted by: Smucker's at March 27, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
And the worst part of it is that we are paying for much of it with our own tax dollars combined with money from CCP cutouts like Neville Singham.
DataRepublican lays out in this long and very detailed thread how this one group of ex-intel scumbags are still trying the thwart the will of the people and take down Trump. It's long but well worth your time.
https://tinyurl.com/3pv3u2ny
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 08:29 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)
Senate GOP ready to totally surrender to Commies. Will fund DHS/TSA and not ICE. They want to end the hurt that the 40 day shutdown has caused.
More and more of this stuff, feels like battlefield prep....Say it ain't so!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
"What Yahoo doesn't tell you is that last year's BBB provided enough funds for ICE to keep it going until at least 2029
"ICE is already funded through the end of the year."
So what's the catch? GOP doesn't want ICE funded either or any immigration enforcement....so what's the catch, dog? Stuff like this is what the GOP surrenders best at....
I gotta bad feelin' about this drop!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:30 AM (x8k2o)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 08:30 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:30 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)
… the party of shutdowns, perverts and death fails again
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 08:31 AM (p6xxx)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:31 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Stoner living in his parent's basement at March 27, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
Because W wanted so desperately to be loved by Dems and prove he wasn't "one of those Republicans" he held over Clinton's Secretary of Transportation.
Who literally cried on 60 Minutes justifying his policy of random body cavity searches of white men and grandma's-- but not towel-head muslims--because otherwise was racial profiling just like when his grandparents were detained during WWII.
No really. That was his actual argument: we must not focus our limited time and resources on the most likely terrorists because that would be mean.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 27, 2026 08:31 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:32 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 08:32 AM (p6xxx)
Posted by: Arthur Avenue, The Bronx at March 27, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 08:32 AM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz
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I know, right?
-Dave Butz, Washington Redskins DL
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Jonah at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Celebrate responsibly at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)
There's actually whispering around some to drop the "bush" name at IAH.
I'd laugh, laugh, and laugh some more if that were done. Bushes all need to go back to New England.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz
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I know, right?
-Dave Butz, Washington Redskins DL
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (ZxPkt)
Buy my book!
Posted by: Seymore Butz at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: The Wings of Man at March 27, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2)
There was an interview with some ghetto hoochie where she explained she flew to party places on the weekends as her EBT and other freebies paid her bills so she and her 4 kids could enjoy the travelling lifestyle. So basically, Spirit takes EBT as payment.
Posted by: Paid For By You, The Taxpayer at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (AknkO)
Posted by: Bertha and her sisters at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (0U5gm)
Scabies, don’t forget the scabies.
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (/HeZH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:35 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (xT8gx)
Didn't Bugeyes Jeffries basically say that Americans sometimes need to feel pain to get things they want done?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2026 08:35 AM (BCuCF)
You know, yadahooo newz might not be on the up and up.
Shocking, I know. Next you'll tell me that CNN isn't, either.
/vapors
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
I thought that was very interesting. I have a friend-retired high school math teacher and her husband- retired engineer, both in their 70's who are going to a "No Kings" protest in NYC tomorrow. When she told me about her plans I said, "Umm .Ahh" because what would be the point of arguing ? I would send her the Data Republican thing but she would believe none of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2026 08:35 AM (BCuCF)
Had a 74 Maverick of a similar color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
First time I flew it was on my birthday and I was 7 years old. I was allowed to go up front and visit the pilot just like that kid in Airplane. He gave me this little silver AA pin; but he didn’t ask me about Turkish baths or anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ZPDpH)
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I took Mrs. F. to Arthur Avenue to eat about 20 years ago.
After we parked the car, the ever-cautious Mrs. F. asked one of the elderly Italo-American gentlemen seated nearby on their lawn chairs, "is it safe to park here?"
He considered briefly, then wagged his finger at her, "Lady, no one bothers the cars in this neighborhood."
Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz at March 27, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 27, 2026 07:55 AM (gm9Sb)
Assuming that a SAVE Act were enacted into law, repeal after the 2026 election would require Trump to sign off. I don't see that happening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)
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Does Bugeyes know that, at a minimum, roads have two way traffic?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 08:38 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Victor Vector at March 27, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)
They ended up getting a separate budget conversation on funding ICE and CBP, which they want to shut down because it is deporting their voters. BTW Republicans agreed to do that some time ago. But Democrats kept pressing for more.
ICE and CBP will continue to operate for years because they are fully funded.
Under Biden Democrats helped millions of illegal aliens invaded our country, steal taxpayer money and defraud the government. Did you really think they would let the invaders and criminal get deported without a fight?
Now Democrats get to stand up and defend illegal aliens for the midterms.
Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 08:39 AM (zw+xd)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz
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I know, right?
-Dave Butz, Washington Redskins DL
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 08:33 AM (ZxPkt)
Buy my book!”
Posted by: Seymore Butz at March 27, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Just use your initials, it’ll be fine.
Posted by: Howard E. Butts at March 27, 2026 08:39 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jaimo
You're so lucky! 74s also had the gigantic 5MPH bumpers decreed by the Feds. Ford did them poorly at first. Made the cars look worser by far.
Posted by: Malaise Era Mike at March 27, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2)
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She had a thread earlier... maybe last week where she outlined there were about 30 ex-intel types all poised for state/national elected offices. "Poised." As in "pre-selected" most likely.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:42 AM (AkEZC)
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MG and Triumph wish to be heard.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 08:42 AM (n17eQ)
Worry harder, people!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 08:42 AM (cO6oP)
Think of all the money we saved you!
/your betters at FedGov, who are smahta than u.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)
Most people I know have no idea what's going on outside what they hear from mainstream sources. They think this talk of Color Revolutions is a crazy conspiracy theory and USAID was used to feed orphans in Africa.
USAID was a laundromat used to siphon our tax dollars into organizations both foreign and domestic to work hand in hand with the deep state and uniparty politicians to carry out missions that supported their preferred policies and attacked anyone like Trump who opposed them. Gutting that corrupt organization was a huge blow to them but they are far from dead. All these anti-ICE protests are professionally funded and organized just like BLM and antifa.
The most disturbing part is their partnership with scumbags like Neville Singham who is a marxist in league with the CCP. And it's all real.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: The Kingston Trio at March 27, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:44 AM (xT8gx)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow who’s from Hong Kong tells ICE to stay out of Toronto
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)
The Antideficiency Act prohibits federal agencies from accepting voluntary services or using private funds to cover budget shortfalls for core functions like payroll.
Further, 18 U.S.C. § 209, forbids any outside person, organization, or entity from contributing to or supplementing the salary of a government official or employee for their services.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)
It would be hilarious if they started renaming all his stuff after various homosexual perverts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yellow Peril! at March 27, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 08:38 AM (n17eQ)
When do Democrats ever really suffer consequences?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
So, "room temp" beverages then?
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)
@EricLDaugh
WOW! Persian Americans wave USA flags and hold up photos of our fallen heroes while chanting "thank you, Trump!" in Texas
Victory is near
https://tinyurl.com/35beheb6
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow who’s from Hong Kong tells ICE to stay out of Toronto
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)
She find Ford's crack stash?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
Reading this dude's writeup on Wiki, he seems to have a history that's "problematic" along with a grandfather, who was targeted for assassination by Mossad for his role in the Munich attack.
Also claims to have converted from Islam to Christianity, yet the photos of him in uniform show him wearing a beard. Last I knew, beards are generally not allowed under BUPERS grooming regulations except under medical waiver or religious exemption (and Special Force personnel where warranted).
We know he isn't SPECFOR and it's unlikely he has a medical waiver.
Any ideas which religion mandates beards?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (Y1sOo)
Perhaps, as the man once said, they are asshoe.
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (aBoGB)
WOW! Persian Americans wave USA flags and hold up photos of our fallen heroes while chanting "thank you, Trump!" in Texas
Victory is near
https://tinyurl.com/35beheb6
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
I'm betting those in attendance aren't here illegally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Laurel and hearty handshake at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
I shall be celebrating with some fine Texas whiskey this evening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
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Toronto? Canada? Hong Kong? ICE? WTF?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 08:50 AM (AkEZC)
Queue the whining.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)
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Noem is hotter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
So is the sheriff.
Posted by: Laurel and hearty handshake at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
I shot him.......But I didn't shoot the deputy.
Posted by: Eric Clapton at March 27, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
I shall be celebrating with some fine Texas whiskey this evening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
Which one?
Posted by: Eric Clapton at March 27, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
I think it's just one of those things, "That you can't reason people out of a view they weren't reasoned into." I understand. I was a Democrat voter until BO ran the first time and I did investigation on my own. It makes me sad because aside from her politics she is a very smart woman as is her husband and they kind Christian people, not anti theist weirdos with purple hair and nose rings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 08:52 AM (rZCVI)
Senate GOP ready to totally surrender to Commies. Will fund DHS/TSA and not ICE. They want to end the hurt that the 40 day shutdown has caused.
More and more of this stuff, feels like battlefield prep....Say it ain't so!
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
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That people have to keep being reminded that ICE was fully funded and appropriated through the OBBB through 2028 is honestly embarrassing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 08:53 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 08:54 AM (4+cmr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026
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My first car was a new '75 Ford Maverick, the four-door version with the bigger (ha!) six-cylinder, plus A/C and power steering. Really it was my then-fiancee's car. But I learned to drive on it, drove it to work, and taught myself a lot about regular auto maintenance by working on it.
No doubt I'd find it cheap and tinny today, after decades of auto development. After years of riding buses and cadging rides from friends, though, I loved it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)
https://youtu.be/X1q0LNb8irA
Posted by: The Kingston Trio
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Is but too funny. Joe Walsh is still giggling.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 08:55 AM (aBoGB)
@libsoftiktok
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow who’s from Hong Kong tells ICE to stay out of Toronto
“Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ndZc7)
She's already internally accepted Canada being a state.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)
*flails t-Rex arms and breath through mouth*
- Chuck Schumer
If this is what victory looks like, please give him more. He just got pants’d by Trump. Democrats had a long list of demands they were putting travelers through hell to get. They got zero. None. What they got is a separate budget conversation on the fully funded ICE. Thune agreed to that weeks ago.
Lololol. Imagine your party put citizens through all that pain to protect illegal aliens.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 08:55 AM (9kGtu)
Posted by: Gullible and naive at March 27, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)
https://is.gd/z9tkaS
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)
I just wish autotune would be the destructor of the music industry........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)
I think it's just one of those things, "That you can't reason people out of a view they weren't reasoned into." I understand. I was a Democrat voter until BO ran the first time and I did investigation on my own. It makes me sad because aside from her politics she is a very smart woman as is her husband and they kind Christian people, not anti theist weirdos with purple hair and nose rings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 08:52 AM (rZCVI)
Fen - I'm ambivalent about such people. Yes, I know they're nice during interpersonal interactions... but at the same time their voting is ruining the country. I'm not gonna scream at anyone, but I'm not sure I wanna be friends with this group of people or even particularly friendly...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx)
Lololol. Imagine your party put citizens through all that pain to protect illegal aliens.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 08:55 AM (9kGtu)
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This is like his last victory that got him nothing but a couple of governorships that they were probably going to win already. The actual underlying policy fight just ended up with Democrats losing.
I can't wait for the next one when one corner of, like, the Department of Energy gets shut down for 3 weeks and Booker goes wide eyed about how ICE doesn't belong in nuclear power plants, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 08:57 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
******
I have been seeing a lot of interviews with Iranians whose parents escaped the regime when they were young and these people are now citizens.
They are very westernized and do not wear the hijab.
They all need to remember to vote red in November if they really want to show their support for Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2026
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I *dreamed* that my father would sell (or even give) me his '66 Chevy Impala Super Sport coupe. It was six years old when I started college, and that was about the point where he usually bought another and newer car. But nooooo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Gullible and naive"
Neither is reality TV!
/winemom
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)
Which one?
Posted by: Eric Clapton at March 27, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Probably Balcones Lineage. That's pretty much my go-to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Exactly, mine was yellow, stick shift with a/c too.
Got 27 mpg in the desert one night. Mysterious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (aBoGB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)
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There was a video recently of a reporter asking EU officials to identify Iran on a map.
Same thing.
They kept pointing to Saudi Arabia, mostly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (Dv3i1)
The Economist
@TheEconomist.
A month of bombing Iran has achieved nothing. Will Donald Trump escalate, or talk? For now, at least, the advantage lies with the Islamic Republic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)
My first car was a new '75 Ford Maverick, the four-door version with the bigger (ha!) six-cylinder, plus A/C and power steering. Really it was my then-fiancee's car. But I learned to drive on it, drove it to work, and taught myself a lot about regular auto maintenance by working on it.
No doubt I'd find it cheap and tinny today, after decades of auto development. After years of riding buses and cadging rides from friends, though, I loved it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)
I loved the '74 Maverick we had. My dad owned an autoparts store at the time and he let the clown behind the counter install a oil fed pressure gauge under the dash. Unbeknownst to my brother who was driving it at the time, the hose broke at the block and blew oil out.
Ended up throwing a rod through the side of the straight 6.........It did happen in front of a new Infinity, so that guy putting his washers on was funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Hell, they already did it to us.
Remember that report that came out under Obama in 2009 singling out white male veterans as the biggest domestic threat?
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (45LId)
I saw that. It was well done except that I couldn't understand all the lyrics. Maybe that's just a feature with rap. I do not understand-as far as the media. ( -I understand the reason for the parody-) changing the ethnicity of a character ( Snape) who was clearly written as a white Englishman and was portrayed as such in the Harry Potter movies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:00 AM (Nx5jP)
A month of bombing Iran has achieved nothing. Will Donald Trump escalate, or talk? For now, at least, the advantage lies with the Islamic Republic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)
The Economist.
HA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
The Economist
@TheEconomist.
A month of bombing Iran has achieved nothing. Will Donald Trump escalate, or talk? For now, at least, the advantage lies with the Islamic Republic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)
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Sinking a navy, eliminating leadership, destroying massive stockpiles, getting Saudi Arabia to outright agree to help in a ground invasion (should it ever happen), and even Israel not losing a single soldier is nothing.
Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 09:00 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:02 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Same thing.
They kept pointing to Saudi Arabia, mostly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 08:59 AM (JmKZX)
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I saw that. That was criminal.
Some 20 year old airhead smoking a j in Washington Sq? I have lower expectations.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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A big part of No Kings is Anti ICE, maybe all of it.
A si.ple thought exercise - if SHTF, the Big Igloo Boogaloo, bone fide CWII breaks out. Lets not worry about who shot who first... what is each side fighting for?
Some people do really want to fight over letting in alien invaders and are unclear why those who object might consider them to br traiters. This my friends is why treason carries a death penalty - they will always go back to the same thing, do it publically, and proudly.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 09:02 AM (4viQd)
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Decades of watching entertainment made in the US and you know that a white Englishman with RP accent is the most evil person in the show.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Exactly, mine was yellow, stick shift with a/c too.
Got 27 mpg in the desert one night. Mysterious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026
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The best I ever saw was about 16 or so on the highway. Auto transmission, though. At .55/gal. in those days, that wasn't too bad.
It had power steering, but not power brakes. It didn't matter much, as the ca. 100-hp car was not going to need heavy braking, and it didn't. The radio was only AM; I bought a Pioneer Supertuner with cassette player and had it put in *under* the dash, like that big circular plotter Sulu had at the helm of the Enterprise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 08:53 AM (JmKZX)
I know you are not going to "get this" but the HQ has had is share of low-info-commenters since it was founded way back in the 60s.
It's something to worry about if not downright concerning.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (cO6oP)
I’m watching Democrats try to spin this as a win. It’s hilarious. For weeks they put people through immense stress and pain in TSA lines. They said that was necessary to win on this issue.
The issue? Protecting illegal aliens from deportation. Yeah thats a winner.
Then when Trump finally had enough, they folded like a cheap suit. Their entire list of demands went out the window.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (9kGtu)
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (45LId)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
ORD was a bit longer than usual (I counted 25min vs the usual 10-15min on a Sunday afternoon) but it was Spring Break time.
Fully staffed and all checks openn.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 27, 2026 08:25 AM (x8k2o)
Have flown twice in the past month. Once to DC, once to Orlando - both from my little regional airport in Portland ME.
In my airport, there were absolutely no lines for Precheck.
DC there was 3 people in front of me in the Precheck line.
Orlando last week there was that sh*t show of a storm that blew through the east coast and canceled everything the day I was supposed to fly, so Wednesday morning at 430AM (I had to stay in the airport two days) I was in a 10 minute line at Precheck. The normal line at B terminal was a mile long at least.
I simply don't understand why people don't get Precheck. Its ridiculously easy hoop to jump through, you don't have to do all of the bullsh*t with the body scanners (can't remember the last time I had to do that) can leave your shoes on, your laptops in their bags and just walk through the metal detector. Thats in addition to the shorter lines.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026 09:04 AM (WYStd)
It's something to worry about if not downright concerning.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 09:03 AM (cO6oP)
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I'm mostly surprised that conservatives still take MSM narratives at face value.
"The NYT said it, so it must be happening," and "The NYT isn't reporting on it, so it's not happening."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 09:04 AM (JmKZX)
Dave Butz
Otis Sistrunk
Refrigerator Perry
John Matuszak
Two Raiders on that list...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:05 AM (xT8gx)
Next choice would have been to put all congresscritters on a “no fly” list.
Posted by: Fenderbender at March 27, 2026 09:05 AM (1FEc1)
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I barely speak about politics with anyone because 99+% have no idea what they are talking about.
The best way I can explain it, and I'm not trying to be an asshole, is the feeling you get when you know a group of people are talking about football or something and it's obvious that someone is kind of playing along. It's ok not to know but pretending is just embarrassing for everyone. The key difference is that in politics people never see it. They seem to think an opinion is all that matters regardless of actual knowledge.
Dunno, maybe it's like that with sports talk too. But imagine someone walked up to you and started talking about movies with all the confidence in teh world and was totally clueless, which is a great movie btw.
Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 09:05 AM (XOmY9)
I only read the first and maybe second book and saw the fist and second movie, but didn't Snape turn out to be sort of good guy after all? And Alan Rickman- I just can't see someone replacing his brilliant performance
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:06 AM (ix8EF)
That's how you get garbage media like The Economist claiming that despite the US and Israel laying waste to Iran and no dictating terms of surrender really means Trump is losing. And no matter how absurd it is a very large number of people will go along with it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 09:06 AM (viF8m)
So, does Pixy still have the tapes, or was that on punchcards?
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)
The four-door to me looked like a four-door Mustang -- which was also probably Ford's intention.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)
https://youtu.be/Rh6E4Cks1W4?si=6o2EMnjW4X7zSogp
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:07 AM (xT8gx)
Also, in addition to the CENTCOM attempted bombing - the B-52 air base in Louisiana was swarmed by drones that are beyond the technological capability of Iran to deploy. Yet nobody is talking about it. The operations at the base had to be suspended.
The tools are readily available for drone defense - I don't know why more emphasis hasn't been put on it. There's a mobile deployable system that uses airburst Bushmaster cannon rounds to neutralize drone swarms thats already proven - why they're not ubiquitously installed is beyond me.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026 07:50 AM (WYStd)
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Was this a scouting mission? Surely gathered a lot of intel. We've seen in the Ukraine war what armed drones can do to a fleet of aircraft.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 09:07 AM (K2NAE)
Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 09:05 AM (XOmY9)
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The worst conversation I ever had was with loyal conservative Republican voters at a victory party for a local primary race like 16 years ago.
Imagine people who only took Breitbart headlines as their news source.
They had literally no idea what they were talking about. I mean, it was all, "Yeah...I agree with you in principle, but you don't know like anything about what you're talking about."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 09:07 AM (JmKZX)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 09:07 AM (K2NAE)
The scary thing is we don't even know whose responsible for it.
It's probably the Chinese given the level of sophistication of the swarm.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026 09:08 AM (WYStd)
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My first car was a new '75 Ford Maverick, the four-door version with the bigger (ha!) six-cylinder, plus A/C and power steering. Really it was my then-fiancee's car. But I learned to drive on it, drove it to work, and taught myself a lot about regular auto maintenance by working on it.”
I remember those, my first time entry into auto mods. Good friend had one that was a year old, wanted a skylight over the front seat, but it cost a lot to have one installed. So 17 year old him decided he could probably do it himself, and 17 year old me said “that’s a great idea, I can bring my dad’s tools, we’ll do it together!” So we went to Western Auto and bought a cheap car skylight, and went after the cars roof with a hacksaw.
It actually turned out surprisingly well. Not without a few worrisome moments; as was my habit at the time, I had not considered the possible downsides of our actions until we were well into the cutting.
Posted by: Howard E. Butts at March 27, 2026 09:08 AM (ZPDpH)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 27, 2026 09:08 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:10 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026
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On my return trip from LA in '14, they simply tapped me for PreCheck -- apparently they had a lottery and I won, or they were seeing long lines and wanted to cut them down, or something. It was a breeze. And since my flight each way was non-stop, again the trip was very pleasant.
That was twelve years ago, though. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 09:10 AM (ZPDpH)
Trump: That would be a great honor
*2 mins of updates later*
Burgum: Their oil now flows to our refineries
Trump: Forget that. When are they going to do the statue?
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We'll need a Persian statue too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:11 AM (ix8EF)
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It's likely the reason the MSM is full of subversive little shits.
Well, that and those people are full of themselves.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 09:11 AM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Fenderbender
Can't help but think that the Delta CEO who said no more niceties for congress TSA pass thru and Easter recess played a role.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 09:12 AM (oAa51)
Based on what we've seen, Chinese drones would've crashed...
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)
Imagine people who only took Breitbart headlines as their news source.
They had literally no idea what they were talking about. I mean, it was all, "Yeah...I agree with you in principle, but you don't know like anything about what you're talking about."
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Oh man. Totally. A pretty good friend is a total Trump guy and he sort of pretends it's edgy or something. And he falls for every Dem trick and is always 'concerned' about everything. He's always so concerned about the next election and how this might hurt Trump, this time, for real.
If you haven't learned that only Trump can hurt Trump, I can't help you. It really clears out the noise when you cross that threshold but until then conversations at kiddo school things are painful.
Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XOmY9)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 09:12 AM (oAa51)
I was thinking that very thing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
I don't know what the last name of the Harry Potter character is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:13 AM (ix8EF)
It actually turned out surprisingly well. Not without a few worrisome moments; as was my habit at the time, I had not considered the possible downsides of our actions until we were well into the cutting.
Posted by: Howard E. Butts at March 27, 2026
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Skylight? You mean those roughly square rubber-rimmed bubble things J.C. Whitney sold, that you could install yourself?
I'm more than glad my Buicks and my Oldsmobiles did not have sunroofs. Not only does it give you less headroom, you have to worry about leaks and rattles. On one of my Mercedes, I had a rattle from the sunroof. It turned out to be an acorn that had gotten trapped between the outer surface and the inner one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:13 AM (wzUl9)
I don't know what the last name of the Harry Potter character is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:13 AM (ix8EF)
Granger, IIRC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)
Dave Butz
Otis Sistrunk
Refrigerator Perry
John Matuszak
Two Raiders on that list...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
_________
A linebacker, but Hacksaw Reynolds stuffed Pete Johnson on fourth and goal in Super Bowl XVI against my Bengals.
Fucker.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)
I don't know what the last name of the Harry Potter character is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026
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I had to look it up, Fen. Hermione's last name was "Granger," pronounced like the parts and supply company that says it's for "the ones who get it done"; that's "Grainger."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)
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He stole that money fair and square!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)
Fucker.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)
I've always believed the Bengals lost that game because they were still thawing out from the Ice Bowl in the AFC Championship at Riverfront... the human body can only take so much
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:16 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:16 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 09:07 AM (K2NAE)
The scary thing is we don't even know whose responsible for it.
It's probably the Chinese given the level of sophistication of the swarm.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2026 09:08 AM (WYStd)
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And the Biden administration let in many thousands of unvetted Chinese.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 09:16 AM (BFPZy)
His newest copies exist on carbon paper. He hasn't had time to upgrade yet. He says, give him two weeks.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (cO6oP)
Months ago, saw a diagram on X of Yemen population growth thanks to UN food aid. Decades of us feeding them has increased their population at least 5x, IIRC.
And this is the thanks we get?
But really, shame on us for ignoring human nature, thinking we could overcome it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)
They are here in numbers. Just remember that next time you here Democrats and sanctuary city buffoons talk about protecting them from deportation.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (ATSTk)
>>Well, that and those people are full of themselves.
It's exactly why. CIA Operation Mockingbird started back in the early 60s with the intent of infiltrating the media and controlling the narrative. It's still going on and we all got a ringside seat for the Russia hoax where both print and broadcast media were nothing more than mouthpieces for the intel community.
It's pretty easy to be cocky and confident when you are partnered with the federal government. That's also why they hate Trump and us so much. It's really the first serious threat to uniparty government and their pets in the media in decades.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (qFwJc)
https://tinyurl.com/592sxzsm
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
Trump: Forget that. When are they going to do the statue?
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That's hilarious!
Humorless scolds though will screetch that Trump thinks he's a king or some such nonsense. I hate being around soulless leftists.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:18 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: IMDB at March 27, 2026 09:18 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 27, 2026 09:18 AM (Da7Vv)
Dave Butz
Otis Sistrunk
Refrigerator Perry
John Matuszak
Two Raiders on that list...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
+++
Night Train Laine was a great NFL name.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Lo97M)
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It takes two sides to end a war, idiot. God save us from low IQ people.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2026 09:20 AM (ATSTk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Maybe that, plus Archie Griffin.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 27, 2026 09:20 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Real Science at March 27, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)
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It takes two sides to end a war, idiot. God save us from low IQ people.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)
But she has nice hooters...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:21 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 27, 2026
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Was that still in the leaded gas days?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)
I had read that. I wish actors would shut up about their politics. Multi millionaires political whining does not impress me. I was more interested in why the change in ethnicity for certain characters It's facile.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 09:21 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Real Science at March 27, 2026
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Stolen!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)
It's probably the Chinese given the level of sophistication of the swarm.
Posted by: Defenestratus
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The dumb thing is they didn't shotgun some of them to be analyzed.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 09:22 AM (aBoGB)
Mimeograph machine broken?
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Lo97M)
Absolutely. He should go on the cornerbacks list...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 09:22 AM (xT8gx)
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South Carolina always elects Republicans. But they're the squishiest damn Republicans you will ever see.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 27, 2026 09:23 AM (Lo97M)
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You two are very thrifty.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)
*****
And she's running for governor in SC.
I really hope she doesn't win her primary.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2026 09:23 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 27, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)
Didn't the Senate already vote their version down?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 27, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ed Too Tall Jones at March 27, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)
ALL we have to do is throw and M80 at the Three Gorges Dam and 1/2 that country is gone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I truly hope that Taiwan has that in the forefront of their planning when China invades.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 09:26 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: The kid with the Coke at March 27, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
A big part of No Kings is Anti ICE, maybe all of it.
..
ALL of it is cointelpro Palantir id'ing the non-paid fools, agitators and joiners so that they can be rolled up like a line of ants with a piece of scotch tape.
LIB's proudly do unto their own people precisely what they forbid us to do to our adversaries... NO MORE.
All these NO KINGs people, Iranian street celebrators, do you really think they know what-it-takes to run a country, let alone the world?
It should be intuitively obvious China can't invade Taiwan without Iran/Oil but definitely WILL mine the strait immediately after Trump takes Kharg Island (the neutron-bomb nuclear way or not) if-and-only-if Hegseth fully deploys fully effect ASW (anti-submarine warfare) to destroy the remaining Iranian 30 mini-subs, and mine deploying trawlers (an extra 6 neutron bombs would take care of them too), but effective ASW will forever close the window on China's annexing of Tawain
intuitively obvious that once this happens Zelensky is toast, because Russia will do the same thing, and NoodleHeadedMacron won't prevail against Russia any more than Napoleon
forWAR'd!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 27, 2026 09:27 AM (4dFV6)
For Xi, the Three Gorges Dam is a device for holding China hostage.
Posted by: Auspex at March 27, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 27, 2026 09:29 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Like sparrows to Capistrano at March 27, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sad! at March 27, 2026 09:30 AM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 09:30 AM (KyaUN)
Posted by: Asylum Films at March 27, 2026 09:31 AM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Babylon Bee headline at March 27, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2026 09:33 AM (BCuCF)
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LOL Democrats want to take control of the narrative for when the war ends. They know it's gonna end and Trump will get the credit. They "win" either way. They are so transparent.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 09:35 AM (45LId)
Dunno, maybe it's like that with sports talk too. But imagine someone walked up to you and started talking about movies with all the confidence in teh world and was totally clueless, which is a great movie btw.
Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 09:05 AM (XOmY9)
The majority of people are incapable of comprehending that everthing is not "just a matter of opinion". This include most judges, especially those who not biologists.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 27, 2026 09:36 AM (4viQd)
... Reagan was told and put off this speech for months, but ultimately did finally do it. He was told it would be devicive.
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 09:37 AM (RHGPo)
... but not to worry as Chicago's mayor is protected by 150 police at $30 million a year.
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 09:45 AM (RHGPo)
Regarding Zheng 1 and Zheng 2, South China Morning Post, in its article, 'Siblings who fled to China charged over bomb planted outside US Air Force base,' is the following:
"Alen Zheng remains at large, while Ann Mary Zheng was arrested after she returned to the US; their mother has been detained for deportation."
Reportedly, Ann and Alen Zheng are US citizens. Their mother was detained for deportation, having overstayed her visa. The device Alen left March 10th was outside the Visitor's Center, not inside McGill's security gates.
Arizona's Family: "Then he and his sister sold their Mercedes-Benz SUV, bought tickets to China, and were gone by March 12th."
Why Ann returned to the US and whether she and her brother hold dual citizenship with China? 🤷♀️
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Zheng is a common surname in China and other countries.
Here's another recent Zheng FBI Press Release:
Chinese National and Two U.S. Citizens Charged with Conspirating to Smuggle Artificial Intelligence Technology to China, Wednesday, March 25, 2026
It begins, "Stanley Yi Zheng, Matthew Kelly and Tommy Shad English have been charged with conspiring to commit
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2026 09:46 AM (NFX2v)
This investigation may be from the Atlanta, GA region.
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Funeral for a good family man who had also served in Vietnam.
Good weekend! 🤗
Prayers for US military and Israel. 🙏
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 27, 2026 09:46 AM (NFX2v)
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You two are very thrifty.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 27, 2026
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She buys stuff there. I can rarely find anything for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)
Sheridan Gorman appeared to be a genuinely fun and attractive person, but it needs to be said, and you heard it here first:
One day very soon, Dems will haul out the "fat chick" jokes.
They need to unperson her, and they can't not-do it.
And it has to be a severe strain on Pritzker's heart, so to speak, to keep his Ozempic intake ahead of that curve, because backlash will be a mothering bitch. So cross your fingers; there could be one positive outcome. He might just waist away.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 27, 2026 09:50 AM (zdLoL)
But as far as Iran-backed terror groups go, expect them to lose their mojo as time marches forward. They can't function without money, and the money is being cut off.
Posted by: MrExcitement at March 27, 2026 09:51 AM (ovdkm)
Then again, they say that Christians are polytheist, but can Allah split into three persons ? Some omnipotent god .. can't split into three instances.
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2026 09:51 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: epador at March 27, 2026 10:22 AM (TRnzq)
Posted by: meh at March 27, 2026 10:31 AM (N462N)
Posted by: Marooned at March 27, 2026 10:37 AM (kt8QE)
In other words, illegal aliens who break our immigration laws.
Even the Fed at San Francisco is staffed with people who are VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY UPSET at the fact that to enter the United States, you HAVE to show a passport to a CBP official at a PoE.
That’s all you say about yourself when you use a
Long winded phrase like that or talk of “undocumented immigrants”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:43 AM (muXU/)
One day very soon, Dems will haul out the "fat chick" jokes.
They need to unperson her, and they can't not-do it.
And it has to be a severe strain on Pritzker's heart, so to speak, to keep his Ozempic intake ahead of that curve, because backlash will be a mothering bitch. So cross your fingers; there could be one positive outcome. He might just waist away.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 27, 2026 09:50 AM (zdLoL)
She was a U.S. citizen. That is enough reason for the Left to unoerson her or anyone else. They deeply hate their own citizens.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 27, 2026 10:45 AM (muXU/)
Anarchoterrorist leaders bent on Western Christian civilizational suicide invited and paid for brutal invaders--whether they be from Muslim North Africa or Tren de Aragua Venezuela or whatever--to hunt the old, the helpless, and especially women, destabilize society, and lead to the collapse of Spain, and the U.S., and England, and France, . . . The woman was slaughtered, and in the case of Noelia, literally butchered, to the dark gods. These girls are fed to these wolves as ... snacks.
I couldn't sleep last night, thinking about this.
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 27, 2026 10:54 AM (8Q86n)
Daily Tech News 27 March 2026
Top Story
- Intel has been delivering interesting new products lately, with the Core 250K and Core 270K processors and the B70 Pro graphics card all providing solid performance at unmatched prices. The Core 290K processor, though - the planned new top of the line - has been unceremoniously - and now, officially - cancelled. (Tom's Hardware)
The 290K was to replace the existing 285K. But since the new 270K has already been upgraded to match the core counts of the 285K, the 290K could only offer higher clock speeds... And Intel can't offer higher clock speeds, not with these particular chips.
- Also spoiling Intel's plans is AMD with its long-awaited Ryzen 9950X3D2. (Tom's Hardware)
AMD's X3D chips have what they call "3D V-Cache", because it has triple the usual amount of cache memory, with a second memory die stacked on top of the CPU - or in the latest iteration, underneath it. Vertically. In 3D. Which is slightly redundant, yes.
The new X3D2 variant applies that to both the CPU dies in a 16-core processor. The increased cache provides its biggest performance gains for computer games - often running 30% faster than anything else - which only really use eight cores since that's what the current generation of consoles have.
The 9950X3D2 is aimed more at workstation users and for most tasks will be barely faster (and possibly slightly slower) than the existing 9950X3D.
AMD plans a breakthrough with its upcoming Zen 6 family, which will offer 50% more of everything, cores and cache alike.
Tech News
- Reddit has a bot problem and plans to tackle it by verifying the notbots. (Tech Crunch)
The notbots are rioting at the thought of being verified.
- Wikpedia has banned AI-generated articles. (Engadget)
Like Reddit, Wikipedia has as large a problem with its humans as its inhumans, but this is not intrinsically a bad idea.
- Tracy Kidder, a storyteller (as he described himself) and author of the classic tech story The Soul of a New Machine about the creation of the Data General Nova minicomputer, has passed away. (The Guardian)
He was 80.
- Also late is Apple's Mac Pro. (9to5Mac)
It was introduced in 2019.
Apple has indicated that there will be no future Mac Pro models, or anything to fit that gap in the market.
- The Langflow visual framework for building AI workflows has of course been compromised. (Bleeping Computer)
This is not a burn-your-house-down panic situation like some recent incidents, but if you're using it, update immediately.
- Don't cross the streams. (Tech Crunch)
Speaking of recent incidents, LiteLLM, which as I reported yesterday is recovering from being very thoroughly hacked, previously received two security certifications marking it as safe to use.
From Delve.Even so, as engineer Gergely Orosz pointed out on X when he saw people snickering about it online, "Oh damn, I thought this WAS a joke. ... but no, LiteLLM *really* was 'Secured by Delve.'"
The attack on LiteLLM was indirect via Trivy and GitHub, so users of the software probably were safe... Right up until the entire project was compromised.As for LiteLLM, CEO Krrish Dholakia had no comment on the use of Delve. He's still busy cleaning up the unfortunate mess from being a victim of attack.
Musical Interlude
Both videos, because they're both great.
Disclaimer: Do not OK Go, do not collect $200, unless you really want to.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: olddog in mo at March 27, 2026 04:09 AM (bQ4nt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 04:12 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 27, 2026 04:15 AM (ff+1J)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:15 AM (Ia/+0)
The Beatles - The Night Before [4K Widescreen]
https://youtu.be/d2FIKMwhf4w
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 04:15 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:23 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 04:24 AM (O7YUW)
Nehemiah 9:19-21 . It is followed by a prayer and a reflection:
https://tinyurl.com/mvnjrjjn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:28 AM (rZCVI)
https://tinyurl.com/4z6p3rxd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:31 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 27, 2026 04:31 AM (Xr4QU)
The other one is for K. K is a funny, nice man and in our local Republican group. He is having a total knee replacement. Prayers that God be with him in the entire procedure and recovery.
Thanks and God bless you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:36 AM (rZCVI)
Close watertight doors 1-5...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 27, 2026 04:46 AM (/HDaX)
Do, what did you do, Skip? Shove the entire band in the closet before your coffee? 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:47 AM (PFs9e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:51 AM (PFs9e)
https://tinyurl.com/h2s99eh5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 04:58 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2026 05:12 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:15 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:26 AM (RjOoY)
I suppose congratulating her when she gets back over the fact that our country doesn't have a king because of those protests would not be well received? -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:27 AM (RjOoY)
Isn't Brooklyn Kings County? I wonder how the hipsters feel about that.
Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2026 05:28 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 05:31 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:34 AM (Ia/+0)
The "No Kings" thing is weird, I guess they tell each other Trump acts like a king or something.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 05:35 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Despite the pain, I am feeling more motivated to keep going to the gym if sleeping better is going to be one of the things that happens.
OK, there is also the motivation at being locked in a one year contract there as well.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:35 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:36 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:39 AM (Nx5jP)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2026 05:40 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks. I really have to remind myself that I'm not in my 20s any more and build things up slowly.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:40 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 05:41 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:43 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 27, 2026 05:45 AM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:45 AM (+nEug)
Been loving the Rube Goldberg version since it came out *checks date* sixteen(!) years ago.
Good lord how time flies.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 27, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 05:49 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 05:50 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2026 05:51 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 05:51 AM (rZCVI)
Rise and shine.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 05:52 AM (Fbc0I)
He couldn't. Glenn Greenwald is full of sh*t.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 05:52 AM (RIvkX)
Sure, the Israelis could counter that with actual information (like getting themselves photographed with the current day's newspaper and a perfectly intact Tel Aviv behind them) - and some are!
Better yet though, and far more amusing to me, are those Israelis who are generating memes to counter the Iranian state media showing Godzilla (or other fictitious beings) destroying Tel Aviv.
I'd love for someone to make up a really awful looking paper mache mock-up of Tel-Aviv and then go stomping about in it on video, and hold up a sign saying "We're the Iranian State Media, totally accurate, trust us bro!"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 05:53 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:55 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 05:56 AM (Sy6m/)
Is there such a thing as Plexaderm for the brain? Wait, no, it would *smooth out* the wrinkles, and the last thing you'd want to be is smooth-brained. Cancel my order, then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:57 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:58 AM (+nEug)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75b3fa0YtI
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:58 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 05:59 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 05:59 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 06:00 AM (rZCVI)
I've always heard "put your best rubber on the drive wheels," and the Buick is front-wheel-drive. But nowadays tire companies recommend putting new tires only in the back regardless. What say you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 06:02 AM (yMyMm)
Posted by: Guy who hates Stephen King at March 27, 2026 06:02 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:04 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 06:05 AM (rZCVI)
Is the land yacht an AWD model?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2026 06:06 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:07 AM (+nEug)
Mainframes used to be an entire machine room with an operations room above or nearby. Now the mainframe is just rack-sized:
https://youtu.be/RnpvyJaX4Q4
Tech has gotten weird.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:07 AM (O7YUW)
>Why hassle and haggle? Do it and get it done. It's all about your safety. Do what you can afford, but the life you save may be your own.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 06:08 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026
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There's that, and the fact your rears generally track the front and benefits from the siping/clearing of water already done by the fronts.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 27, 2026 06:09 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 27, 2026 06:09 AM (RjOoY)
>Why hassle and haggle? Do it and get it done. It's all about your safety. Do what you can afford, but the life you save may be your own.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026
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No, Rev, I'm not disagreeing with the shop's advice; I'll happily buy the new tires. My only question is, where should the new tires go. Most of my driving life (which will make a half-century next month), I'd heard the drive wheels advice, but now I get conflicting answers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:12 AM (O7YUW)
Is the land yacht an AWD model?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2026
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No, it's FWD.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2026 06:17 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 06:18 AM (60TZk)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
On trucks, anyway, it's illegal to put retreads on the steering wheels. So, by extension, he's probably right.
Best rubber up front.
Posted by: MkY at March 27, 2026 06:19 AM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 27, 2026
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Right. I hate to throw away a two-year-old tire, the RF, but the fronts wear faster, esp. being on the drive wheels. So it's as if the RF, though age two, is actually more than three, and the LF is over five.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:21 AM (wzUl9)
Transfer the better of the two to "spare duty". Beats having the tiny doughnut. You might need to purchase a steel rim to accomplish this. Also make sure you can fit a full sized spare tire where the doughnut is right now before you commit to this idea.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2026 06:26 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:27 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 06:27 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:28 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 06:29 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:29 AM (O7YUW)
Me, I see crazy out there every day when I'm driving, tons of it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:30 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 06:18 AM
Bartleby the scrivener rejoiner:
" I would prefer not to."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2026 06:31 AM (ix8EF)
Transfer the better of the two to "spare duty". Beats having the tiny doughnut. You might need to purchase a steel rim to accomplish this. Also make sure you can fit a full sized spare tire where the doughnut is right now before you commit to this idea.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026
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Yeah, I don't think the regular tire will fit in that under-the-trunk-floor space where the compact is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:33 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026
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They are both the same brand and model, Ben Had, Continentals. Just bought three years apart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 27, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
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Get small and stay well
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 06:37 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 27, 2026 06:37 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2026 06:37 AM (60TZk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:30 AM (+nEug)
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Now not but last spring/summer we had roof damage from large stones hurled quite a distance from a missile impact in the area. Fixed within a few days.
In early 2024, an incoming intercepted missile scattered a rain of shrapnel over a large area. We have 2 half dollar size souvenirs on display in the house.
At present, the missile came in north of Jerusalem. So Mrs. BD and I are enjoying our coffees from the comfort of our home. First reports are the missile was intercepted and no reports yet of know damage or injured.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 06:42 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Senator Sanders's congressional aide at March 27, 2026 06:42 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 06:37 AM (ZxPkt)
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But I don't want to shrink!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 06:42 AM (1o8D5)
I just found out about babka.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:45 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 06:45 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 27, 2026 06:46 AM (u7Cty)
Posted by: Elvis at March 27, 2026 06:46 AM (iO7jp)
The buck kept an eye on me. I assume it was the buck as it was noticeably larger.
He was slurping up sunflower seed from the woodpecker feeder.
Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2026 06:47 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:48 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 27, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:51 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Colin at March 27, 2026 06:51 AM (e8qy3)
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 06:51 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 06:52 AM (Fbc0I)
Besides, my backyard is a wildlife sanctuary, not a wildlife management area.
Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2026 06:52 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 27, 2026 06:55 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 06:45 AM (+nEug)
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All these years not knowing. You poor thing!
We have a boutique bakery up north that makes the meanest babka with butter. Hard to stop slicing off pieces and eating the whole thing.
Thanks all for well-wishes. Us and pups are all doing fine, including our pups in uniform. Mrs. BD just got a big thanks video from unit friends of our youngest pup who get to nibble on the batches of choc. chip cookies Mrs. BD sends in their direction as often as possible.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 06:57 AM (1o8D5)
I can get 25% off tickets to see Menopause The Musical 2: Cruising Through "The Change"
I swear I am not making this up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2026 07:02 AM (ESVrU)
Bruno goes back to the vet this morning for a biopsy on his lymph nodes. We hope it's not lymphoma. Please say a prayer for my buddy.
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:03 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 27, 2026 07:05 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:06 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:06 AM (azhP/)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:06 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 27, 2026 07:07 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:08 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 07:11 AM (+nEug)
Also their design aesthetic for it, does not fit with the rest of their products.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2026 07:11 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2026 07:14 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)
I was gonna say! I ain't turnin' that on.
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:16 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2026 05:43 AM (+nEug)
jeez
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:19 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)
I love the sound of a Sousaphone in the morning!
Posted by: from the reboot of Apocalypse Now at March 27, 2026 07:19 AM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: fd
>Can you take a paste out of a syringe? I had to open my horses mouths wide for the injection but they didn't seem to mind much.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 07:20 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:22 AM (azhP/)
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:23 AM (azhP/)
https://youtube.com/shorts/twKiZCNwbww
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 27, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 27, 2026 07:26 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 27, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 07:28 AM (wzUl9)
77 Now a days, driving is like a fucking video game. people have no regard or respect for fellow travelers. Watch your six, it's crazy out there. I see pile-ups and think, well, there you go.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 06:29 AM (Fbc0I)
I was driving into Dallas on I-20 last weekend, near Terrell it looked like people had been playing bumper cars at 80 mph, badly smashed up cars scattered on both sides of the road.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2026 07:28 AM (ZPDpH)
Have a good one
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 07:29 AM (azhP/)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
Have a good one
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026
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He's been as early as 6 am Central and as late as 6:45, if I recall aright.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)
You can take one of your coterie of female friends to that show, and bond with her. If that is what kids today are calling it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)
She didn't. No nic appears in her post, just the author's name.
Posted by: EatChootaDroid at March 27, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2026 07:33 AM (I40CQ)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 27, 2026 07:34 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)
Hey, I'm texting here...
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 07:34 AM (XuXeR)
If I start one of their videos, I will be late for my next adventure. They are sublime.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Wish I had a coterie at March 27, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Oops. Broke OPSEC. He probably has a tweed sports coat with leather patches on the sleeves, so he can look like a Humanities professor.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at March 27, 2026 07:38 AM (vFG9F)
If I start one of their videos, I will be late for my next adventure. They are sublime.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)
Watching an OK Go video is a perfectly reasonable excuse for being late.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2026 07:38 AM (I40CQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 27, 2026 07:39 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: man at March 27, 2026 07:40 AM (XuXeR)
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Posted by: You know, as an example at March 27, 2026 07:42 AM (J1d9K)
Posted by: Don Black at March 27, 2026 07:43 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 27, 2026 07:43 AM (I40CQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2026 07:44 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (wzUl9)
JJ es nood
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2026 07:45 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 27, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at March 27, 2026 07:54 AM (fNISR)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 27, 2026 09:01 AM (5EGt7)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - March 26, 2026 [Doof]
From Earth
Make currency great again! Exclusive: Trump signature to appear on US currency, ending 165-year tradition
U.S. paper currency will bear President Donald Trump's signature starting this summer, the first time a sitting president has signed American money, the Treasury Department said on Thursday. The redesigned notes, planned to mark the 250th anniversary of American independence, will also for the first time in 165 years drop the signature of the U.S. treasurer, who reports to the Treasury Secretary and oversees the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, the U.S. Mint and other Treasury functions. The first $100 bills with Trump's signature and that of U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent will be printed in June, followed by other bills in subsequent months. The new bills may take several weeks to circulate through banks.This will make the leftists push even harder for a cashless society. I don't know about you, but I now want to go back to cash transactions even m ore now! ----- Dino, not sure if you've seen this... World’s Largest Dinosaur needs a new home
The Treasury is still producing notes bearing the signatures of former President Joe Biden's Treasury secretary, Janet Yellen, and former Treasurer Lynn Malerba.
Malerba will be the last of an unbroken line of treasurers whose signatures have appeared on U.S. federal currency since 1861, when the U.S. government first issued it. The signature change is the latest effort by the Trump administration and its allies to put the president's name on buildings, institutions, government programs, warships and coins. A federal arts panel, whose members Trump appointed, approved last week the design for a commemorative gold coin with Trump's image.
Anyone in the market to take ownership of the World’s Largest Dinosaur? The 86-foot-tall, 145,000-pound Tyrannosaurus rex named Tyra resides in the small town of Drumheller in the Canadian Badlands about 84 miles northeast of Calgary. If it helps sweeten the deal, surveyors recently certified her as, “safe, stable, and ready to welcome visitors,” even after over 25 years of hosting as many as 12 guests at a time inside its mouth/viewing platform. Taking custody of the popular tourist attraction near the Royal Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology is serious business, but the town is on a tight schedule. Last year, the Drumheller and District Chamber of Commerce (DDCC) announced it would end its lease on the property in 2029, leaving the fiberglass and steel dinosaur’s future uncertain. However, officials made it clear that they weren’t leaving Tyra in a lurch. “Completing a structural assessment was identified as the first step to better understand the attraction’s condition and expected longevity, so partners could begin to explore long-term options for the dinosaur,” the Chamber of Commerce explained in an update on March 20th. In addition to a comprehensive review of the property’s integrity, Drumheller also recently invested a final $310,000 in exterior repainting and restoration to safeguard the T. rex through her last era under town oversight.C'mon brother -- you just GOTTA acquire this! ----- Got one of these laying around? Could be time to sell it! This '80s Decor Gem Was Once In Countless Homes — Now It's A Lucky Thrift Store Find
From "Miami Vice" neons to glass block walls, there are certain interior design features that should stay in the '80s. However, fiber optic lamps are a decor gem once found in countless homes, and now becoming a lucky thrift store find as '80s-themed rooms become this year's answer to the maximalist trend. Maybe you happily unwrapped a fountain-shaped fiber optic lamp right after getting a pair of jelly shoes or cassette player for your birthday. Or perhaps your grandma had a fancy floral version sitting inside its pristine clear-and-black plastic box on her mantel. If you can still put your hands on one of them, you might be surprised to learn just how valuable vintage fiber optic lamps are today, with many selling for hundreds of dollars. *** If you happen to spot a vintage fiber optic lamp at your local thrift store, you'll probably want to buy it even if it's not exactly your style. Authentic ones in working condition can sell for hundreds of dollars on sites like Etsy and eBay. As with many vintage pieces, size and uniqueness will play a big role in how much you can expect to spend or make. Smaller retro floral versions like grandma had may only be worth between $50 to $100. However, large fountain-style and space age-inspired designs with substantial bases typically sell for between $150 and around $350. Midcentury Modern "UFO" base lamps are listed on Etsy for over $500, and exceptionally large and detailed versions can fetch over $700.----- Always keep your head on a swivel!
Always pay attention to you surroundings: pic.twitter.com/7pQ916WMEi
— AlphaFox (@alphafox) March 25, 2026
----- Fistbump to a fellow Marylander!
A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them pic.twitter.com/uMW5ed9SE1
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 26, 2026
----- What happened to color??
What if earth has lost its colour? Check out this video, see what I mean ���� pic.twitter.com/fJwQX5kASr
— Stellar (@StellarArtoisGB) March 24, 2026
DJ Doof - Today's Birthdays Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com Born on this date in 1968: Kenny Chesney, US country singer / songwriter
Born on this date in 1968: James Jonas Iha, guitarist with American alternative rock band, Smashing Pumpkins
Born on this date in 1948: Steven Tyler, multi-instrumentalist, best known as the frontman and lead singer of Aerosmith, known as the 'Demon of Screamin'.
Comments
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Posted by: mindful webworker ree ree ree ree ree at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Rex B at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:00 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (I40CQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:03 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Rex B at March 26, 2026 10:04 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)
Dumbass.
Should have waited for them to finish the job.
Now her roof is tore up and no crew to finish it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:06 PM (I40CQ)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (cYBz/)
First vehicle was an ascot blue 72 Impala.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
The Fellowship of the Ring has just arrived at the Gates of Moria on the western slopes of the Misty Mountains.
As I read through the description of their approach to the gate, I'm once again in awe of the level of detail that the developers of Lord of the Rings Online have taken in crafting the details of the virtual Middle-Earth.
The outer gates of Moria and the surrounding terrain are *exactly* as described in the books.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 10:08 PM (ESVrU)
Doof,
You posting the Freedom sign is great.
Hubby and I were talking a couple of days ago about how much stuff is *ucked up in our country and how our grandchildren will not experience America like we and our kids did.
It's very sad.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Cannot take credit for any of the content, but I LOVE it!
Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
He does not have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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What do you can a man with no arms and no legs in prison?
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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (I40CQ)
The straw. Turkey in the straw.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
Great photo up top with fantastic colors.
T Rex should pass on the Canuck dino. Surely there are more realistic (and slightly smaller) versions closer to home....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t)
I already have a Christmas card with his signature. Now I can get money with his signature. YeeHaw!
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)
Feh. I say bring it back, bring it ALL back. 50's aqua, 60's puce, 70's Aztec gold, 80's black and chrome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)
He does not have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
That had to hurt.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Bert G at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (VARTN)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (S/Y4j)
No. Flash Gordon is a genuinely good movie. It not only does what it sets out to do, it does so with style and panache. It is a swashbuckling science fiction story and is even true to its source material.
I have some guilty pleasures in movies, but Flash Gordon isn’t one of them.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino
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It will look lovely in your yard. Probably should have a Dino friend. Like beer...if one is good, two is usually better.
Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
That had to hurt.
Getting rammed from behind like that would only appeal to Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (gbOdA)
Eris,
I agree. Color adds so much to life.
This house we bought a couple of years ago is so drab. everything is gray and white.
We're going to repaint, it's depressing, especially in winter.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: TRex - talent scout dino
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Never happening short armed one....listen to Legally Sufficient...listen to anyone who speaks reason - and not Doggo, who I know sent this in for Doof to use....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (cCn4/)
Four surgeries, two months in rehab, and now she's home. The goat's still alive and stares at her when she goes out on the back porch. She said that as soon as she doesn't need the walker any more, she's going to have some target practice with her rifle.
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Posted by: Tonypete
Troll 2
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (/ZwW5)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)
First vehicle was an ascot blue 72 Impala.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I've owned three colorful ones and four monochrome (black, white, or gray) ones.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Four surgeries, two months in rehab, and now she's home. The goat's still alive and stares at her when she goes out on the back porch. She said that as soon as she doesn't need the walker any more, she's going to have some target practice with her rifle.
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)
Come se dice cabrito?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I sit on my wallet all the time.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
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Sounds like the plot of the next Rainbow Brite reboot movie...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU)
>> I have some guilty pleasures in movies, but Flash Gordon isn’t one of them.
Another thought experiment: Imagine it with a different soundtrack.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (wLjpr)
Pfft. Sell it to a goatf'ker.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Some interesting perhaps SMOD-adjacent news. The first quarter of 2026 saw a big uptick in the number of large meteor fireballs. The biggest surge was this month, and you have may seen some videos of those. Question is if this real or some reporting artifact, and if it is real, if it is significant. Here's a report on this by the American Meteor Society, not to be confused with the American Meteorological Society, which are two very different things:
https://is.gd/aI6Q9jO
As you can see, it's complicated. But there appears to be a genuine spike in the number of large fireballs, and it's coming from the antihelion area (region of the sky opposite the sun at any given time), and also from very high declinations, meaning objects on highly inclined orbits. These are small, and don't pose any impact threat or anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM
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Agreed.
"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them."
I wouldn't want to argue with the good book.
Posted by: TRex - dino theologian at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (cCn4/)
Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (y171U)
!!
In our safety deposit box, I have a small stack of bank notes from the Bank of Dewey Oklahoma, bearing the signature of my grandfather, then President of the bank. A stack of Trump bills would go nicely with them.
Posted by: mindful webworker hoarding cash at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jrd4M)
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That's cold
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (Qf511)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Corporate country
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (XV/Pl)
The original Road House
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t
and to Flash Gordon fans
Posted by: just a man, with a man's courage at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
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Bad for the human, sure, but I bet it was on the bighorn sheep's bucket list and his buddies high hoofed him.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EXyHK)
Dude turned his back on goats -- what did he expect?
I remember being in a pen at a "children's zoo" with goats that "could be petted". Those bastards were expert pickpockets and would clean out your pockets unless you kept your wits about you.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (xG4kz)
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That's cold
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (Qf511)
She could have shot them and taken their tools and tacos.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
He shares a birthday with my late youngest brother, as well- nineteen years apart. My mom and I thought that was really special.
Happy B-day, T.!
Posted by: sal at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
Being a city boy, I don't know how to differentiate hay and straw. To me, hay is what youbsaybto get somebody attention, and straw is that thing you drink through.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (I40CQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Man that hurts dont it
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 26, 2026 10:21 PM (V7RDD)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Common Tater
Killed by a sheep? You're not getting into Valhalla like that!
Posted by: bjornski at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Payback's a bitch.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (BT3km)
A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them
Will she be getting some type of decoration from MarkWayne in a couple of weeks?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
One of my earliest memories was standing at a window looking outside during a tornado warning. The thing took out a bunch of homes that were alongside our farm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Have any other Morons discovered the unadulterated joyknown as the "Habitual Linecrosser" channel on Ewetoob? Has me grinning & giggling....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 26, 2026 10:23 PM (qVGoX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (syz1S)
Here's a video of one over Texas on March 21:
https://is.gd/KToi6Y
A piece of it hit this lady's house:
https://is.gd/uBKqYZ
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (wLjpr)
That lady in Maryland has more courage than the rest of the nation to call ICE before her roof was finished.
I have noticed there are not as many espanol speaking men coming to our door, leaving their cards, looking for work. A good sign!
Also, the one rental house on our street is a roofing business, and you guessed it, Hispanics. They've been very quiet since May 5, 2025 and a wild party. I hope they move when their lease is up. I guess better than Haitians eating cats.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (DoBxX)
Maybe the Eurythmics!
You’re right. The soundtrack is a great example. Every part of that movie is right on target.
It is such an amazing movie that someone else went and made another unrelated great movie based on one throwaway line. And got Queen to do the soundtrack for that movie too!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
That had to hurt.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 10:12 PM (y171U)
Well, it's AI, so no real pain . . .
Posted by: a.moron at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 10:26 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:26 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (Q+gd/)
Vehicle colors today are boring as fook -- white, gray, silver and black. Just look around you while stopped at a traffic light.
Someone tried getting school bus yellow onto the stage, not that that was an improvement, but that seems to have been strangled in its crib.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)
Occasional arguments about what color that one was… it was a shade of green! No… that was a shade of blue!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (xT8gx)
Make Avocado and Harvest Gold kitchens great again!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Corporate country
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:18 PM (jAisO)
Corporate country >>> Country rap
Posted by: a.moron at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Man that hurts dont it
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
Pain don't hurt
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)
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found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Main Defense? That he was an out of state provocateur.
So, I guess it's OK to assault someone if your politics say he deserves it....
OK then...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (wLjpr)
Also after ice storms. The sandstone hoodoos have nothing to grab onto. Horrible way to go
I heard a story about a lady weeding her garden and such on her knees with her third point of contact in the air. Their goat thought this too good to be true, and knocked her pretty good. She was pretty upset and that goat was made into lambchops by COB that day. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/)
You mean a ram didn't really hit him hard enough from behind to drive him headfirst through a wall without even musing his hair?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)
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found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)
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The prosecution can't tear him limb from limb, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:33 PM (+HNx/)
Brought to you by the same people who gave us brutal modernist architecture in government buildings, libraries, and museums.
Posted by: Joemarine
Go to any university campus on which there is a school of architecture. Find the ugliest building there. I guar-an-damn-tee that it will house the school of architecture.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 26, 2026 10:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Cannot take credit for any of the content, but I LOVE it!
Posted by: scampydog at March 26, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)
Doggo is innocent (this time). The algorithm is to blame!
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
That rewards the contractor who was hiring illegals. He gets the money for the roofing job, and doesn't have to pay his deported laborers.
I assume he's in just as much trouble with the law either way.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
What if Earth has lost its colour?
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Sounds like the plot of the next Rainbow Brite reboot movie
Been done: Beatles' Gray Submarine
And what's with the "colour" bit? er, Brit?
Posted by: mindful webworker don' need no steenking extra 'u' at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/)
Same album. I was VERY close to going with Big 10 inch record!
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
When we showed the kids the Zillow pics of the new house, which had been completely Magnolia-fied by the sellers, they were "Mom, are you going to be okay with this?"
We didn't realize how used we had become to the blah-ness of it until we painted the great room a lovely shade of warm cream.
I think it's because society is depressed, as a whole.
Posted by: sal at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (f+FmA)
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found out the defense would cost an arm and a leg
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)
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The prosecution can't tear him limb from limb, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:33 PM (+HNx/)
So, Defense just rolled over?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:36 PM (QMAsf)
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Adams Apple would have made a superb choice also.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (+HNx/)
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What’s so great about all these depredations, for some reason leftists can’t ever imagine that all their “rules” will ever possibly boomerang back upon them. History is very clear on this.
They will be outraged, naturally. And no one will GAF. No one. History is also very clear on that. Stupid bastards.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (Fbc0I)
#MeToo
We bought this place almost 11yrs ago and remodeled the entire thing over 3yrs of subcontractors just before the plandemic. Our roofer was probably American who had illegals, as I never heard English. Roof, furnace/AC and deck were the first major stuff within months of torture to replace.
Every morning and at quitting time one roofer guy would have an operatic song at the top of his lungs. Espanol music blasting all day. I think they were done in 2-3 days, so pretty fast and no complaints. I stayed in the basement the entire time and prayed it would soon be over. Which is how I handled the gutting of our kitchen as well on the main floor.
Worth it but I doubt I could do it again. My husband replaced all of the doorknobs and hinges, so it's all ours now.
The crazy chy knee woman who sold it had it painted 40 Shades of Mustard & installed beige sort of shag carpeting before the sale. That was the first to go. The paint was different in every room and a neighbor said she hired HS kids to do it...and it showed. Hideous!
Yet I saw hope and it's lovely now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)
Well he does live next to a lake. Maybe the dinghy is little because the water is cold?
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: a.moron
This.
Posted by: moki
That's at the level of
Kicked in the nuts by Chuck Norris >>> Knocked into the Grand Canyon by a sheep
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:32 PM (zh/Tt)
I might not know the difference between hay and straw, but I am pretty sure you can't get lamb chops from a goat.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:39 PM (I40CQ)
doesn't have an arm or a leg
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)
In the cosmic scheme of ideas people ask for JUSTICE
JUSTICE Lord
The family really wants VENGENCE
VENGENCE Lord
The guilty wants MERCY
MERCY Lord
A Savoir offered Peace and Life
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: True Colors at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (oftw2)
_-_
Definitely why I wear one...that and a passionate hatred of ball caps.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (UajcV)
Posted by: Joemarine
And that Obama monstrosity. I mean the building, not Obamacare.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
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You just have to know the goat's weak point.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:40 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 26, 2026 10:20 PM (I40CQ)
Well, I'm really only a dazzling suburbanite, but the family was on the farm two generations ago. Straw is the dry stuff you see around Halloween in bales, and hay gets eaten by livestock.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)
I'd be concerned for her safety. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:25 PM (wLjpr)
Oops, was reading about Query Tracker for agents.
I'd bet in his condition, Ayatolla would probably be the passive one in that relationship.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Yeah, I thought of that as well. She's brave, that's for sure.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)
Oops, was reading about Query Tracker for agents.
I'd bet in his condition, Ayatolla would probably be the passive one in that relationship.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)
Did you find one you can work with?
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (wLjpr)
Craig Fuller@FreightAlley . Mar 25
You are not bullish enough.
The trucking market is an 11 out of a 10 right now, with some the strongest charts since COVID.
The resurgence of the US industrial economy and manufacturing renaissance is real, along with tightening capacity.
I told Bloomberg Open Interest that I am an 11 out of 10 about how bullish the signals are in domestic freight
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Absolutely
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)
Wait. Are we talking Flash or Flesh Gordon??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LRob in OK
South of the town south of Dewey.
Dewey's main street was named after my granddad. I was named after the street. Don't tell anyone any of this. Opsec, you know.
Posted by: mindful webworker is in cognitaugh at March 26, 2026 10:44 PM (jrd4M)
Don't Look In The Basement from 1971 is pretty darn bad, but I enjoyed it. Old lady who might be a bit daft and talked too much had her tongue cut out. Seemed reasonable somehow.
Posted by: No Oscar Nominations at March 26, 2026 10:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)
Both, actually.
Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
Except not the boat.
Nor the lake.
But we had cattle.
Posted by: mindful webworker is in cognitaugh at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:47 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Absolutely
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 10:27 PM (dE3DB)
Wait. Are we talking Flash or Flesh Gordon??
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Flash Gordon. Flesh Gordon is worst best movie of all time.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (zFsEm)
Someone tried getting school bus yellow onto the stage, not that that was an improvement, but that seems to have been strangled in its crib.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot
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WTH were they thinking when all the manufacturers came out with the earth tone model clay colors?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)
Both, actually.
Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)
The two boats on my Dad's lake are called: boats. But we are rednecks, so nothing fancy. Fishin' for large mouth bass or bream boats.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
Except not the boat.
Nor the lake.
But we had cattle.
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So, basically the sky was the same.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:49 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)
It's Dory in the dinghy with Oscar on the oars.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Suburban camo. They blend right in to the HOA neighborhoods with "earth tones only" rules for houses.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 10:50 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 10:51 PM (glnUu)
And if things work out OK this month and next, I'll have my hot rod there. Red 23T roadster. Easy to spot.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 10:51 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:43 PM (wLjpr)
Haven't joined yet. The editor suggested self-pub. I've already made the changes and rewrites, but Sarah Hoyt says she'll make me a cover for free. Trying to decide whether to look for an agent, or wait until the cover. Sarah is being very generous to me by making the cover, so I don't want to pull the rug out from under Indie publishing it.
Posted by: Nemo at March 26, 2026 10:52 PM (1Ff7Z)
My husband is watching Cheers reruns.
He's laughing his ass off.
Posted by: four seasons
Who would have thought that Woody f'ing Harrison would turn out to be a great actor. Still blows my mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:53 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (Xr4QU)
The two boats on my Dad's lake are called: boats. But we are rednecks, so nothing fancy. Fishin' for large mouth bass or bream boats.
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I thought rednecks we're all in fer them pontoon party boats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+HNx/)
The old shows are great because they are about making people laugh.
No politically correct shit.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: mindful webworker wanders off at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (Fbc0I)
Indie the first, use it to practice marketing and developing a fan base, and then you can take that experience to the table with Randy and subsequent books!
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Joemarine
Lincoln Tower and Morrill Tower on THE Ohio State campus have entered the chat. Real garbage dorms with nary a straight hallway or parallel wall within them.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: I See A Red Door, And.... at March 26, 2026 10:57 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 10:56 PM (wLjpr)
Thanks. Probably the best way to go about it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Cicero
Only if they have the money to afford installing a stripper pole and enough one dollar bills to entice an exotic dancer who isn't a 1st or 2nd cousin on board.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (rbvCR)
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"Harvest Gold and Avocado Green" can be sung to the tune of Brown Sugar:
Harvest Gold and Avocado Green, sold in the market down in New Orleans...
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 10:54 PM (+HNx/)
They are cajuns, I think, in bigger bodies of water. Probably have cajun cousins who did this after I moved West.
Brothers, sons, husband,etc fish in the boat and row it to shore, haul it up and that's it. Nothing fancy, and mud is ok. My only participation in my distant youth was to drink beer in the boat with my brother.
My father tried to teach me to fish as a toddler. I have a memory of catching a fish and running up the hill with the fish and him laughing. It was a cane pole. Then he tried to get me to bait the hook and I said no and that was the end of it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:00 PM (glnUu)
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Under the law, second cousins have a name:
FAIR.
GAME.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:01 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Old Fossil at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (glnUu)
A few years ago husband wanted to buy a pickup. He was going to buy a gray one. Boring.
A car carrier pulled in to the lot and had a bright red truck.
I told him there's your truck. It's sharp looking, not drab.
It's easy to find in parking lots now that everything is drab.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
The old shows are great because they are about making people laugh.
No politically correct shit.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 10:55 PM (3ek7K)
Agree! And after a writer's strike, too many drugs and homo life, no one can write comedy or anything any more. Finding a show to watch around here is a chore.
There is one series we mock and most of the time my dude won't watch. Our own dialogue is pretty funny. It was so sweet this year it was enough to give you the di-a-be-tus. I watched it anyway.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at March 26, 2026 11:05 PM (oftw2)
People want to relax and be entertained, not watch all that homo and PC shit.
There's not enough laughter anymore.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:07 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 26, 2026 11:08 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 11:08 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: bjornski at March 26, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
My Favorite Murder by Ambrose Bierce was based around the supposed in court confession of how the accused got vengeance on his rival by beating him unconscious and then suspending him in a gunny sack from a tree branch where the ram could but him to death
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (rbvCR)
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Yeah, there's enough of that crap *everywhere else* and people want to get away from it!
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)
The woman is incredible. I hope she has the best security.
https://tinyurl.com/3pv3u2ny
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:14 PM (3ek7K)
I don't mind white walls too much, as I have LOTS of things to hang on said walls that provide color and contrast.
Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:09 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: fourseasons
That's great fourseasons. Once in a while, you see a brilliant blue, red, even orange or copper car and it's a relief. Doubt the dealers want too many oddballs, because they could be hard to sell. I love bright and different.
Posted by: Odd Fellow at March 26, 2026 11:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (zh/Tt)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.
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Working nights, at 2 AM, they don't GAS what day it is.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (ZxPkt)
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Who are these people? I want names.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: LRob in OK
Miklos and Ciampino own records that will never be broken. I'm an also-ran, a Harold Stassen, a Gus Hall.
Posted by: Way Below Average at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at March 26, 2026 11:16 PM (79W4W)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Old Fossil at March 26, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)
I never thought WW2 was the reason Art Deco died, but it makes sense.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (y171U)
I don’t know about you but I’d rather see the USS Donald J Trump than the USS William J. Clinton.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (hJH5n)
Are you enjoying your privacy now?
Posted by: fourseasons
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Mere words cannot express how much I am *relishing* the absence of that freeloader...
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 11:11 PM (zh/Tt)
Aerosmith in their prime a jillion times over The Stones in their prime.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2026 11:18 PM (QMAsf)
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Who are these people? I want names.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)
Aerosmith was much better shooting up high on heroin. When they were cleaned up they sucked.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:19 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (xKjWc)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:24 PM (jAisO)
I don't give a fuck if it could feed a small african country. It dies where it stands. That dude is lucky he didn't break his neck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)
A naked snoopy dance, or else you're not relishing enough. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 11:20 PM (xKjWc)
Me too. Very disturbing. I tried not to think about it.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:22 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Way Below Average at March 26, 2026 11:14 PM (oftw2)
Pat Paulson?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:23 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Berserker
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*shifty eyes*
Thought I disabled the webcam....
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 10:19 PM (EXyHK)
I agree. We have someone in the White House who loves the country for the quarter of a millennium celebration. That’s important.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:24 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Joemarine
A proper Trump note world worth $1,000,000.00
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:24 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:21 PM (y171U)
He's not personally signing each one. Don't see how it's worth more than any other. If it's in general circulation, that is.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
Rekt is a good term for that...that was impressive
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (+I6Y/)
and drive them Batshit Crazy so all good
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Make it a limited edition. Like all those goofy quarters.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Going tomorrow for a consultation with a radiologist - one of my smaller tumors has grown a little (all of the others have stayed the same). The oncologist thinks they may be able to kill this new growth with a few sessions of radiation. Will know more after we talk with the radiologist.
The good news is that everything is still confined to my liver - no metastasis to any other parts of my body.
Oncologist says I probably have at least 6-12 more months; maybe longer, depending on how the treatment I am currently on continues to work. So far, I am still feeling fine (apart from gaining weight due to the steroids that are part of this protocol) 👍👍👍
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:27 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Berserker
*shifty eyes*
Thought I disabled the webcam....
Posted by: JQ
I thought that violated the ONT terms of service.
.....not tonight?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
I get that. Unless they print a gazillion copies I don't think $100 bills get circulated much in commerce so they are probably limited to begin with, and MAGA fans will increase the demand.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:29 PM (y171U)
I've got a vivid yellow/orange Bronco Sport with the gray roof. I can spot it a mile off in a sea of white SUVs and F150s...
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 11:31 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (y171U)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:35 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by Berserker-Dragonheads Home Decor Division
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (xT8gx)
Rekt is a good term for that...that was impressive
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 26, 2026 11:26 PM (+I6Y/)
I watched it a few times. He's lucky he didn't get seriously fucked up. At that point he could be and not even have known it yet. Either way, that ram would die immediately, and horribly. For the safety of everybody there it needs to be frigging detonated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:37 PM (+HNx/)
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Who are these people? I want names.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)
Aerosmith was much better shooting up high on heroin. When they were cleaned up they sucked.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 11:19 PM (hJH5n)
Toys in the Attic was peak Aerosmith.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:38 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: a dude in MI
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I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get no worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
better all the time
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:38 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:29 PM (y171U)
I'd certainly try to get one. Casinos run on hundos.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: JQ at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: fourseasons
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Button on old Ford's fob would sound the horn.
Two floors in a stacked parking lot when it was new.
It doesn't work any more.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:40 PM (jAisO)
It was kind of impressive. Only thing stronger than retard strength is corn fed farm boy strength.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:40 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:35 PM (V4IXI)
I don't mind black cars or motorcycles, 2 of my bikes are black, but there's a lot of chrome or polished billet aluminum. Some of these bikes though are blacked out to the extreme. Black forks, black handlebars, completely black engines, oil tanks, shocks, along with the dull black satin paint. Its just too much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Plus it hides the oil leaks.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:39 PM (glnUu)
We need to solve that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (snZF9)
A proper Trump note world worth $1,000,000.00
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Woodrow Wilson was on the $100,000 bill.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)
@agusantonetti
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20m
Translated from Spanish
Attention. Two vessels that were part of the Cuban regime's VIP flotilla have been lost at sea and cannot be located.
The Mexican Navy has just activated an emergency plan to try to find and rescue them. The anti-U.S. activist convoy has also requested help from the United States to manage to save them.
There were nine crew members.
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Gt/Tc)
Posted by: Berserker
Yeah, why would a biker want to be visible to automobiles? Blacktop camo FTW!
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 13times
Where's President Rorschach to whisper "no" when you need him?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:45 PM (VHUov)
Heh I never had the blacked out bike with the satin paint but I have to admit I wanted one. My plan was to do it to a fat boy but then I moved to Houston and gave up riding bikes. ( I didn't have a death wish) .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:45 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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It's the metalhead style.
_ ... I had to say that
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (jAisO)
ILL 46 HOU 33 2nd Half - 8 minutes left.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (Cqx++)
I knew Wilson was on a bill but wasn't sure of the denomination. Was Wilson alive at the time of issue? Has there ever been a living person on US currency?
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 11:48 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:49 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:42 PM (glnUu)
Actually no it doesn't, oil is glossy. They haven't leaked since 1985 though, getting rid of the chain oilers was a major deal. Somebody at harley thought it was a good idea to have taps on the oil pump to oil the rear chain. Yeah where does it go after that, in the street, all over the bottom of the bike so it can gather in a few different areas and drop off the frame in 6 different spots. Do the owners ever adjust the oiler for minimum output? Nope, just let it drip. My 4 are all from the late 80's and earlier 90's. Never a drop under them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:49 PM (snZF9)
Fenders, forks, handlebars, handlebar brace, headlight everything but the tank and the seat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (jAisO)
ILL 46 HOU 33 2nd Half - 8 minutes left.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:47 PM (glnUu)
==
We can blow that lead with the best of them.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
There's this new semi-gloss gray on last year's cars (and this year's, I think). It's like it's intentionally trying to hide, shamed for its owner. It is so very blecch. And it's THE new car color it seems. What sort of post-modern progressive nihilist thought this was a good idea?
If I had enough money I'd put a semi-modern engine, suspension, and exhaust in a 1959 Duesenberg or something. Paint it something like candy apple red with some stripes. Or a black with lots of chrome and brass fittings to make it pop. (And a wood dashboard.)
Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (x9vBb)
I got the Le Sabre later on as my university car, when my father retired with a navy blue Cadillac De Ville sedan with light blue leather interior and super everything.
Beside the colors, they were so huge!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (1o8D5)
A woman in Maryland hired a company which employed illegals to fix her roof then called ICE and had them wait there to arrest them
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Isn't she worried that the wetbacks' friends and relatives will take revenge? Send the crew to the address of someone you don't like, preferably a house occupied by other wetbacks. Then in addition to the dozen or so roofers, ICE will also get the thirty illegals living in the house.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: vmom
A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:50 PM (tcsrY)
Yup, my car is candy read, my classic car is scorch red, I usually have a candy red bike. Right now 2 are blue, 2 are black, and one of them is going red.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)
...but the ram did a real number on the dude's hammer.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (lPHZZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)
Geezh, Bers. Your're killing my set. I'm going to need counseling.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: vmom
A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)
I remember there was a vette I saw once. New model (at the time) in a burnt orange- almost copper. It was beautiful. BUT. I thought you might get tired of it, day after day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: GWB
Someone around here called it "industrial floor gray."
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:55 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: 13times
I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
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Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)
I’m thinking….pincushion.
Oh, and Toys in the Attic is one of the greatest albums ever.
I was 14 when I got it. Just about half my age currently…
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (HZfH/)
One day I was given the opportunity to take a Harley chopper for a ride. I have never set on so much power.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (jAisO)
I don't. Though it's impossible to know the full picture, no indications I know of that by far the most important and effective part of re-establishing rule of law in immigration - enforcement against employers - is happening at any level above the casual low level we've seen for years.
DHS does PSAs and such warning employers about enforcement. But AFAIK no chickens have been killed to scare the monkeys. Including large corporate criminals (meat-packing). A handful of raids, here and there.
Employer enforcement is not only, by far, the most effective/high leverage enforcement tool, it also is the one that *might* begin to rebuild some respect for the rule of law, if only through fear.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: 13times
I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
Oh, boy. I dunno. We're not sure how to find you... how does this circular thing with the sweep line work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 11:58 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2026 11:58 PM (Gt/Tc)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 11:59 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 11:52 PM (x9vBb)
That sounds pretty cool. I did a bike last year, a 56 panhead chopper that a few different shades of candy greens, and we did a lot of little brass accents, like brass acorn nuts, and bolts. Instead of the stainless braided oil lines we did brass braided lines. It was pretty sharp. I wasn't sure I was going to like the brass, but it worked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj)
Trump 1.0 commuted the sentence of the largest employer of illegals. I would like to believe Trump 2.0 would not have done that.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: 13times
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Don't know what you're talking about but I like it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:00 AM (jAisO)
Posted by: Berserker
Yeah, why would a biker want to be visible to automobiles? Blacktop camo FTW!
Posted by: mikeski
A couple years back heading south on I-95 and just north of West Palm Beach some guy had his bike, saddle bags, fairing, helmet, matching jacket and pants. All done in maybe 80% very bright yellow and the rest black. Back of his jacket in big bold letters,
"Can You See Me Now"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (glnUu)
I don't. Though it's impossible to know the full picture, no indications I know of that by far the most important and effective part of re-establishing rule of law in immigration - enforcement against employers - is happening at any level above the casual low level we've seen for years.
Posted by: rhomboid
That was part of the joke..... "just as much trouble either way," as in "none either way."
He'll have some docs showing he checked a magic government database and they were all cleared to work.
Posted by: mikeski at March 27, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:02 AM (jAisO)
There's *plumbers' putty grayish off-white* and *moldy putty sort-of greenish* and the afore-mentioned *industrial floor gray* that I find particularly hideous.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard
He is likely on his way to Alberta to pick up that T-Rex.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:03 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: vmom
A retired ambulance?
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)
_____________________________
A family I knew well had a dairy farm which they used to make their own ice cream brand (really delicious). Then, they set up a very nice miniature golf course with a restaurant and ice cream stands as well as a driving range. THEN, they bought an very old fire engine and used to give kids and parents rides around the area for free. It was a nice thing to keep the kids under control, and get a nice breeze on a hot summer night. Sirens, flashing lights, the whole 9 yards. Great fun at that place.
Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 12:04 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (jAisO)
They make them scary these days. I test drove one I worked on. It was a 117 inch engine on a hardtail frame. I whacked the throttle on it and it almost threw me off. I held on and hit 2nd gear and it snapped my head back hard enough where my helmet came off and was hanging behind my head. Scariest thing I ever rode. It felt like it had a car engine in it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)
A couple years back heading south on I-95 and just north of West Palm Beach some guy had his bike, saddle bags, fairing, helmet, matching jacket and pants. All done in maybe 80% very bright yellow and the rest black. Back of his jacket in big bold letters,
"Can You See Me Now"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Bee Bopper
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:05 AM (Cqx++)
So much winning.
Posted by: Sad! at March 27, 2026 12:05 AM (oU4V8)
Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 12:06 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:06 AM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Can't tear down a thing you're trying to build up.
He gave 'em a spanking.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (jAisO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (glnUu)
Spencer M. Clark, Superintendent of the National Currency Bureau and appeared on the third issue of Five Cent Fractional Currency note in 1864 and Treasurer Francis Spinner appeared on the 50-cent note. The Thayer Amendment of 1866 prohibits representing a living person on US currency.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:07 AM (D0HYP)
There's *plumbers' putty grayish off-white* and *moldy putty sort-of greenish* and the afore-mentioned *industrial floor gray* that I find particularly hideous.
Posted by: JQ
But it is glossy putty.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 12:08 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Yeah. Fresh dog shit can be glossy, too. Doesn't mean it looks good.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 27, 2026 12:11 AM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:12 AM (glnUu)
A large Chinese vessel in the Strait of Hormuz lost its signal entirely. The operating ship experienced a total GPS signal blackout; the clock was running unusually fast ...
https://tinyurl.com/4w7hpffm
Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:12 AM (Gt/Tc)
So quick update on my gout which I've been complaining about from time to time.
So it's been pretty bad the last two months or so. Just keep acting up. Ends up bad enough I either can't walk or I can only painfully shuffle like a 90 year old man. Honestly, there are times I wish I had a walker. Allopurinol basically just stopped working. Taking NSAIDS has been advised against cuz of the ulcerative colitis but fuck it. But I've also noticed unlike a typical gout attack my feet don't hurt constantly. Gout flare ups are very painful whether you're on or off your feet. But right now if I'm off my feet it's like no problem. Also, I've been getting fever and chills when it starts acting up. So I'm guessing infection. Did you know gout can cause infections? I looked it up. News to me.
So I've got a tentative doctor's appointment in a week, assuming I can get home by then. But my dispatch fucked me hard and I'm stuck north of Fort Worth because they gave me the wrong fucking appointment time for a delivery. Now I have to wait until Tuesday. Cocksuckers.
Anyway, hopefully something can get done for my gout cuz this shit has been freaking unbearable.
Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:13 AM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
"Here's your summons. Leave the car here and call an Uber."
* drives off *
"Here's your summons. Let's try again. Leave the car here and call a f--king Uber."
* drives off *
"Here's your handcuffs....."
Posted by: mikeski guesses at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)
He must have submitted to a breath test.
Most likely, Count One is DWI based on erratic driving and officer observing the trinity of slurred speech, bloodshot watery eyes, and the smell of alcohol; Count Two would be driving with a BAC over 0.08;Count Three might be something like BAC over 0.15, or possibly mixing alcohol and other drugs.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:15 AM (D0HYP)
... stranded in the Strait of Hormuz said that the BeiDou satellite navigation system could no longer receive any signal.
https://tinyurl.com/9fvb3jmp
Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (Gt/Tc)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski re-guesses at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (VHUov)
Most likely, Count One is DWI based on erratic driving and officer observing the trinity of slurred speech, bloodshot watery eyes, and the smell of alcohol; Count Two would be driving with a BAC over 0.08;Count Three might be something like BAC over 0.15, or possibly mixing alcohol and other drugs.
Posted by: Chuck C
I've never seen this before. Normally you either get one DUI or an aggravated DUI per stop. The breath test is mandatory by state law. It's a weird one.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Case at March 27, 2026 12:17 AM (pvf3X)
Posted by: 13times
I'd check Miami, or Puerto Rico, first.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
Check Gitmo, in case some Marines and sailors got bored
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 27, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)
363 Well, thread is slowing down, and so am I. Hitting the road tomorrow to go home by devious means. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 02:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at March 27, 2026 12:24 AM (ttNeH)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 27, 2026 12:25 AM (w/O5Q)
Hoping you find out what's going on and find some relief.
AI ? Now I'm going to have to watch it again . I was questioning how he took that hit. AI makes sense of him just popping back up.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:25 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Bilwis
57 Chevys or just 57s.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 27, 2026 12:26 AM (glnUu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:26 AM (jAisO)
You dope.
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun - Mao.
Posted by: 13times at March 27, 2026 12:27 AM (Gt/Tc)
I know, I was disappointed.
Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:14 AM (Z2yLo)
I'm kinda happy its AI. I was thinking that dude had injuries he wasn't even aware of yet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 12:27 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 27, 2026 12:30 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 12:37 AM (jrgJz)
It's just three different ways to charge basically the same offence. Even if convicted on all three, it counts as one DUI and the sentence would be for just one of the charges, not all three. At least that's how they do it in Illinois.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2026 12:38 AM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Bilwis
Havana Singaos
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 12:41 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:42 AM (jAisO)
Are you enjoying your privacy now?
Posted by: fourseasons
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Mere words cannot express how much I am *relishing* the absence of that freeloader...
- - - - - -
Probably be a good idea to change the locks anyway...
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 27, 2026 12:43 AM (6Q9Tl)
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV
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Not necessary. I didn't give him a key. Kept my main key set with me at all times and the spares kept in my car during his stay. He had no access to any keys.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 12:47 AM (CHHv1)
I sat on a jury about six months ago , where we had two different charges associated with one dui. I have a vague recollection that the second one seemed to reinforce the first. Like, he did it , and he really did it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 27, 2026 12:49 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2026 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
I thought that's what yarmulkes were for, and that's why Ben Shapiro's keeps getting bigger
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 12:51 AM (Sy6m/)
He was at a stop sign; car in gear, clutch depressed, face in hamburger on the steering wheel.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 12:52 AM (jAisO)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
...well Lisa Murkowski is a stupid person, a really stupid person?
Any guesses?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 27, 2026 01:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 01:04 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
C/2026 A1 MAPS.
Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2026 01:05 AM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 01:09 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 01:09 AM (CHHv1)
Bessent’s predictions, delivered Thursday during a meeting of President Donald Trump’s cabinet at the White House, come weeks after the president first announced the US International Development Finance Corporation would provide insurance guarantees with naval escorts to help ensure safe passage for oil tankers and other vessels through the strait.
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Hello London. - Is this Lloyds KMA?
Lloyds might kick Starmer in the... or not?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 01:13 AM (jAisO)
We (I and the nearest neighbors) called him "Bob." He was a brown tabby and very affectionate. Problem was that he'd recently sprouted balls and marked *everything* *all the time* so I could never let him indoors, though he begged and begged. Somebody dumped him out here, I think. Poor baby.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 01:14 AM (jAisO)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 01:16 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 01:17 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 01:17 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2026 12:13
That really sucks Robert. Been in similar circumstances recently, prayers up from hre.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 27, 2026 01:19 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 01:20 AM (CHHv1)
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This is ZH quoting Sachs, they both love hysteria.
Transportation is up; flat beds and chemicals, that means the economy is in motion. Businesses are selling things and others are buying things and in order to obtain them they are put on tractor trucks and hauled and they are hauling ass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 01:20 AM (jAisO)
I took him to get scanned for chip, but nothing... and shelter was "full" they said & wouldn't accept him.
So, waited a few days and called "animal control" and THEY took him to the (local no-kill) shelter. Saw couple weeks later on their web page, Bob was available for adoption. His picture was gone in a week. I'm sure he found a nice loving home.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:22 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Desinex at March 27, 2026 01:22 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:28 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 01:29 AM (snZF9)
My husband is watching Cheers reruns.
He's laughing his ass off.
Posted by: four seasons
Who would have thought that Woody f'ing Harrison would turn out to be a great actor. Still blows my mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 10:53 PM (Xr4QU)
I think my favorite was when Woody (the character) finally got laid, and everyone could tell. Half-fabricated vague memory:
"What do you mean?"
"Well... You haven't stopped smiling."
"No..."
"Yes, really."
"Okay, I'll stop."
/beat
"You're still smiling like a mad dog."
What put it over the top was the fairly obvious gentle dig at Woody (the actor) and his lack of emotive range. Plus, he was game and turned in the most solidly one-note performance of his career... but on purpose. And then had some actual dramatic expression later in the episode.
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 01:34 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
>I'd be you have no mice or vermin around so that nice. Too many cats is not a good thing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:36 AM (Fbc0I)
My own Cat appeared about that time, too. I figured he was also dumped. Little did I know, a house nearby had new occupants that he originally belonged to, but Cat decided he liked my yard better and simply moved here, LOL)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:36 AM (Fbc0I)
Yeah no mice problems thats for sure. No rabbits or chipmunks either, or birds. Not sure I remember seeing many squirrels either lately. Yeah, just deer and cats and occasionally a dog.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 01:51 AM (snZF9)
But they want to be there. They are odd creatures.
Multitudes of feral cats are a hazard and should be dealt with humanly and appropriately.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:52 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 01:58 AM (Fbc0I)
Little Bob kitty came out of hiding and followed him. Probably smelled Cat's snack! So, a few steps later, Cat stopped-- turned quickly around to see Bob-- *SLAP SLAP SLAP!* and then continued on his way.
Poor little Bob sat for a moment, stunned, and then began following Cat again. *Repeat the stop/slap & walk away*
Poor Bob. Not the brightest, but at least Cat didn't go into Full Attack Mode on him. Bob finally stopped following.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Our local shelter has a "barn cat" program. Outdoor cats for those who want a mouser. Spayed/neutered, reasonably friendly, but not suitable for indoor companionship.
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
It's good to see everyone here tonight. Glad JQ has her privacy back (webcam notwithstanding). Hoping Teresa keeps getting good news and keeps going strong. Nice to see… wow, too late and tired to keep calling folks out. Beck, Braen, Farmer, Morticia, everyone. You know who you are. The Mighty Ace Horde players. Award-winning.
It's wonderful.
https://youtu.be/MLI8mj0i07M
G'nite, y'all. 💤
Posted by: mindful webworker getting all mushy at March 27, 2026 02:06 AM (jrd4M)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
JQ, Mindeful, and all it's folding time - Debbie Doberman didn't make it tonight - time for me.
Carry on.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 02:27 AM (jAisO)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)
In case Debby stops by...
I'll stick around for a little while, but sleep may overtake me before I can say "good night"
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boy I know it at March 27, 2026 02:44 AM (ig8By)
This is probably a topic for the pet thread.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 02:46 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
We can't figure out just what cats are what. Some seem domesticated. We think they're from one of the houses nearby. Supposedly some woman feeds them and has some of her own, so the cats might be all mixed up with some being pets and some being interlopers. Some don't run from you, some keep their distance. Like they might get spooked, but don't actually go very far. Its strange. Its also why the shop owner isn't so fast to do anything with them because he don't know which ones are pets.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 02:47 AM (snZF9)
Hard to say what triggers it, but seems cats will bring presents to those whom they favor.
Perhaps it's a thanks for the hunting rights?
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
This is probably a topic for the pet thread.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 27, 2026 02:46 AM (Fbc0I)
My neighbor has an orange cat that constantly patrols my yard. I find him everywhere. Under the pickup sleeping, on the roof of the car, in the front yard under the tree, everywhere. He has a huge range. i see him at another neighbor across the street, or walking down the 800ft driveway that goes to a farm across he street. he's everywhere, but he seems to like my yard. One day a friends daughter stopped by with her jeep because I had to look at something. She popped the hood and left it open and came inside. We went back out and there the cat was, laying on her air cleaner. He left a dead mouse outside the drivers door of mrs B's car one time. She wasn't amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 03:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)
yeah my neighbor's orange cat is like that. He don't come up to you, but he'll lay down 5 ft from you and sleep like no big deal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2026 03:04 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at March 27, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 27, 2026 03:48 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: SciVo at March 27, 2026 03:59 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 27, 2026 04:10 AM (bQ4nt)
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (gKWVE)
My friends' cat was sleeping on my lap while I was watching tv. I shifted, she woke up and had a "Where the heck am I?" look.
It was really cute...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM
Better than bitching about chemjeffs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Hank the Hookworm at March 26, 2026 07:59 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)
Day 2 of "Tolkien Reading Day" continues...
I'm at the Council of Elrond in The Fellowship of the Ring.
I don't know why, but it's one of my favorite chapters in the whole book.
It's just a bunch of characters telling stories, but there's so much lore and history revealed, it's fascinating.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
Ha! Now, I may have to dig up Jim SND's epic smackdown of chemjeff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
You wearing pants?
Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Good at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (XuXeR)
*sigh*
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (rbvCR)
That was hilarious!
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (3ek7K)
It's a masterpiece. I'm going to post it. In Jim SND's memory.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Good at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (oftw2)
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Last I checked today was Thursday, not Sunday.
Draw your own conclusions...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)
Oh FUCK THAT'S A SEA LION!!!!
Posted by: Startled penguin at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)
They used to have circular urinals, feet and above chest height visible. Maybe that's where their absurdist humor stems from.
In a beautiful historic city, treasure of many of mankind's greatest art, architecture, food and wine, you peed in public with just enough modesty.
Absurd!
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 26, 2026 08:08 PM (bexpN)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:08 PM (GD0B3)
I never had the pleasure of meeting Jim.
I loved reading his comments. He was a great man and will always be missed here and many other places.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (bexpN)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE)
Senators can enter the floor from any of 3 or 4 doors. Personal and committee staff come in through one door off the big lobby next to the VP's office. This staff shows Senate photo ID to access the floor.
Voting in the Senate is from the clerk recognizing a senator who's seeking recognition for this purpose, senator then calls out aye or no. It can happen from anywhere on the floor, as long as the clerk sees them. No additional ID required.
This is all as it was forever, dunno if changed since I was there.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:12 PM (U/Byj)
I don't actually remember that but it doesn't surprise me. I got the one step down version, which is probably the illegals loophole, because I am not going to fly anywhere.
But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (YrUlT)
From the video I saw, they use some kind of card in a console to vote
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)
951 ..So, as you can probably tell, I was not actually banned from this place. I left of my own accord, back in 2016.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 11, 2020 11:49 PM (6xXcT)
No, you didn't "leave of your own accord". Let's set the record straight, there.
Rather, you Flounced Out, being driven off by the countless keyboards of enraged regulars who were well and truly sick of your shit and sick of your schtick.
And you now return, post-election, voicing the exact same rhetorical dodges, dives and what is in YOUR mind, "Socratic Questioning".
In. Your. Mind.
In our minds, in our ears, on our screens?
Same old bullshit, ever as before.
Go burn a steak, asshole.
You thought the keyboards hounded you away the last time? That was the warm up act.
They've had a landslide election stolen from them, and you show up here to gloat, in your self-righteous "non-gloating" way.
Those keyboards are soon to make you, and your mental state, a far less stable place that you might ever have imagined.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:15 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)
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Listening to some Three Dog Night after reading that.
I've been to Oklahoma, too.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 08:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (3ek7K)
They've had a landslide election stolen from them, and you show up here to gloat, in your self-righteous "non-gloating" way.
Those keyboards are soon to make you, and your mental state, a far less stable place that you might ever have imagined.
You know and I know, that I met up with you at The Arms Room in League City, TX, where I tried to give you a turn at the firing line, and a basic "orientation" as to safety, shooting, and even a modicum of marksmanship.
But you're the only "man" I've ever brought to the line, who SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL, at the first shot from a Browning Buckmark .22 LR.
That's a fact, and you know it.
Go scream like a girl, somewhere else, while you burn your fucking steak.
Fucking Professariot Psuedo-Commie (socialist) Elitist "expert-class" towering tub of non-accomplishment. Publish or Perish, while your Chemical Betters work in the actual industry of producing compounds, polymers, matrixes and formulations which improve the lives of us all.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz)
As usual I was sitting right next to one door, the one most used by senators entering/leaving the floor.
In walks Dave Durenberger (R-MN) - always a cheerful and friendly sort. He walks in just to the first row of senators' seats, stops, and gets the eye of the clerk. Clerk doesn't say anything. Durenberger smiles and gives a forceful "thumbs up" (= aye). Defendant (judge) slumps a bit. Sad!
Presiding officer reminds all that in impeachment votes, senators vote from their seats, and that the votes are "guilty" or "not guilty". Durenberger rushes to his seat, is recognized, stands up, "guilty". Then rushes off the floor back to whatever he was doing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (U/Byj)
You're not fit to stand under Rhomboid's shadow.
And you but stand before a herd of unknowing undergrads, and postulate. IF that is, you're not having a Teaching Assistant do that bit for you.
Office Hours? Yeah. That's when you lecture the poor white male students about their privilege, and such.
Go find another, different herd who you think "suckers".
We're wise TO you here, and weary OF you.
Begone, real-life-troll.
Begone.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2020 12:34 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)
A guy's taking a little nap, literally as chill as a mammalian lifeform can be, and those smelly birds arrive to crap all over your R&R.
Seals are Western Civilization's first line of defense against those mephitic flocks, and we need to support them.
Magna Spheniscidae delenda est
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)
Not me, Bulg. That was zombie Jim Sunk New Dawn, may he rest eternal.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR)
Bulg,
I don't know if you were around here when Jim was here. If not, you missed so many great comments.
He was one of a kind.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:22 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 08:22 PM (y+Apl)
I still am not tired of watching highlights of Canadians getting their souls ripped from them as the United States won the gold medal in men's hockey...
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:23 PM (hJH5n)
Recall the infamous (truly) thumbs-down McCain (spit) vote on partial O-care repeal.
Thumbs up/down was not uncommon. The clerk calls out the vote, "Mr Ace, aye". Rarely there are "present" votes where conflict of interest considerations call for it (in the senator's estimation, not a rule).
But my favorite were Bob Dole's hand signals. His most famous was the "T" time-out signal he would use to have a quorum call. Presiding officer understood the signal and proceeded with the standard "The lack of a quorum having been suggested, the clerk will call the roll".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)
L. Seal
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg)
Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee
I’d like to congratulate two time Congressional candidate loser Laura Loomer, MIGA foreign op Mark Levin, and Neocon murdering psycho Senator Lindsey Graham for leading Republicans into slaughter going into midterms.
Your incessant lies to President Trump have destroyed all faith in the GOP.
I’d also like to remind everyone that when I led the party on the campaign trail fighting for America First in ‘22 and ‘24, all the GOP did was win win win!
But after Trump called me a traitor and said he would destroy me for releasing the Epstein files, I refuse to fight for Trump and the Republican Party that defends the Epstein class, wages pointless foreign wars, and pursues America LAST.
I never changed, Trump and the GOP betrayed their voters and took in the trash we threw out of the party.
Loomer, Levin, and Lady Lindsey are the BEST political consultants the Democrat Party could ever imagine!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (ndZc7)
I regret that my last my last interaction with Jim SND here was an antagonistic one.
*raises glass to Jim SND*
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (nz1sK)
I don't actually remember that but it doesn't surprise me. I got the one step down version, which is probably the illegals loophole, because I am not going to fly anywhere.
But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (PYyV9)
Last time I went to TX DPS I took my passport with me to prove my citizenship.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (hJH5n)
she kinda looks like a scabby rat
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:23 PM (hJH5n
And women's hockey.
And paralympics sled hockey.
And World Series.
I'm fine with that. After covid oppression, we don't deserve nice things.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (Sco7b)
It's a first for a sitting president.
Posted by: four seasons
This will drive the leftist absolutely bonkers.
Well, further bonkers - if that is possible.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 08:28 PM (cYBz/)
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Delusional narcissistic hose beast. Do not approach or make eye contact. God an gamma globulin help you if yo make genital contact.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (3ek7K)
> Ace (if you're still here), _Hellraiser_ is available on Prime, plus some
> free sites:
> https://watch.plex.tv/movie/hellraiser-1987
> https://tinyurl.com/yp93f8tr
> https://tubitv.com/search/Hellraiser
Posted by: 6eyes at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (n/le7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:30 PM (hJH5n)
I'm fine with that. After covid oppression, we don't deserve nice things.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (Sco7b)
Remind me what the World Series is again?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:31 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:32 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (hJH5n)
Yes. And I had my birth certificate, even though I am a retarded married woman who was born in a knuckledragging redneck state. And it was super hard to get a birth certificate in the nineties. I had to go on the interwebz. Those were kinda new then. Find the appropriate department in the backwards state of my birth that dealt with birth certificates. I did so, and paid money! Online! In the nineties!. And I got a glorious piece of mail in the US Mail. It didn't take weeks. Just days.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:35 PM (w5FC4)
"Is it REALLY the world series if we aren't involved? huh? Huh?"
--Europeans
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:37 PM (PYyV9)
Unpossible! I was assured women are too stupid to get their marriage certificate or get any ID whatsoever! Its beyond their simple girlish capabilities!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (PYyV9)
Look up Richard Channing Sheely.
The pervert needs drastic punishment.
How many school administrators and administrators are involved in this evil evil shit?
Monitor your kid's schools and the people running them.
Oh, he has a website if you can access it talking about what a wonderful Christian he is and he was a pastor of a church.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (3ek7K)
From Loomer :
"The same day I exposed @mtgreenee for funneling over $60,000 to her family in campaign funds immediately after she announced her resignation from Congress, MTG is now going on an insane rant blaming me for other candidates who I have never met losing their races…
She goes on to say that I am leading Republicans to slaughter ahead of the midterms even though I’m the one who is constantly calling out and exposing bad candidates and secret democrats who are infiltrating the GOP. I’m the one who has stayed loyal to the President while she has sided with the Radical Left and Soros funded organizations to launch attacks against President Trump on a daily basis.."
etc. Loomer's been sounding the alarm about the traitors who are backstabbing Trump and his administration, MTG being one of them, and now low IQ MTG is exposed and BIG MAD! lol , sad whore
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:40 PM (V4IXI)
ash my lace wigs!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:41 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (PYyV9)
If you put a bunch of us on a typewriter with a bunch of monkeys, we'd write Shakespeare. Or one of those dirty Minotaur books.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner"
Watch out. There's a lot more ugly folks than good looking folks. Present company excluded, of course.
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)
He was an absolute sublime wordsmith. RIP. He's certainly missed around here.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (rOnpd)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR)
====
Now Hoyt Axton. A great song, so good the lounge acts sound like pros.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 08:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 08:48 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (3ek7K)
Definitely true. Lot of celebrity woman I'm supposed to find hot that I do not. And vice versa.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:49 PM (V4IXI)
is that where they come from?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (ESVrU)
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What sells it is how they interact with one another. Without spelling it all out, without long asides or expositions, we get the alienation of all the Free People from each other shown clearly. Hobbits are a joke, dwarves and elves have bad memories of each other, yet everyone understands what is at stake.
And Elrond is there to remind us that this is a battle as old as time itself...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (FIwBs)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at March 26, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2)
is that where they come from?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
They're on to us!
Posted by: ChatGPT: Great Primate Typewriters at March 26, 2026 08:53 PM (FIwBs)
Posted by: Strippers Everywhere at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)
Then there is the special version tuna canned by the Israelis for the Basij;
Israelis planted explosives in canned tuna
Today. Mined cans of canned food. Photo: social network X Members of the Iranian Basij militia in the province of Fars received tuna rations that contained explosives and began to explode when they tried to open them. Iranian oppositionists are happy...
_eadaily.com/en/news/...2026/03/26/ ...israelis-planted-explosives -in-canned-tuna
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: runner"
Tell it, brother!
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (vFG9F)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (NWwW8)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (V4IXI)
Beauty applies to a lot of stuff.
It's like when we were shopping for a new couch a few years ago and I found one that I thought was beautiful.
Hubby told me it looked like dogs had shit all over it, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)
Being average has its benefits. I don't care about much. I try to be clean and presentable in public. That is all.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:55 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner"
I would let her ring my bell.
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:57 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:58 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: mikeski chooses puppeh at March 26, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (MIIRH)
We never saw people out shopping in their pjs until we were locked down.
Things have gone further down the shit hill since then.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM
As always, Penguin Facts brings the truth.
Can you handle the truth?
Posted by: Colonel Jessup at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)
Is your income up 54% since 2020. US Treasury is.
Tax collections are not the PROBLEM FY 2025 $5.25 trillion FY 2024 $4.91 trillion FY 2023 $4.44 trillion FY 2022 $4.90 trillion FY 2021 $4.05 trillion FY 2020$3.42 trillion
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:01 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:01 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:57 PM
But would you let her hump you?
Posted by: Quasi at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (M6Opu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 09:03 PM (vFG9F)
Mary,
I'm old. When I decide to face the crazy world out there I have to keep my sagging boobs and ass covered.
Unfortunately a lot of women don't do the same, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:03 PM (3ek7K)
But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--
Me too, when I came out in the Dr.s hands, he and the nurses all said, that kid's not from around here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:07 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:08 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (jAisO)
Just a rememory--reposting a Jim SND classic.
Must turn in now. Good night, horde.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 09:10 PM (zYpTz)
Mary,
It is the same here. We are very rural and rarely hear sirens.
Our first thought is where are our kids and grandkids.
Usually there is an accident out on I-80.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:11 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (q177U)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (MIIRH)
Things have gone further down the shit hill since then.
Posted by: four seasons
Word. I had to wear joggers out yesterday for a scan but had stuff to do afterwards. I brought real pants to change into.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)
A couple of years ago we heard sirens.
Someone called the police because there was a moose in a very large fenced in pasture. He wasn't threatening and was contained.
We figured the people who called the police are some wacko invaders from somewhere they need to go back to, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: The stuff you learn here at March 26, 2026 09:15 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:15 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:16 PM (MIIRH)
We lived a couple of miles from Ft. Jackson in Columbia.
We loved hearing the bugle. I always yelled "America"
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:17 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Max Power
They're not faux dreadlocks made of old shoelaces? I am disappoint.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 09:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:18 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 09:18 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:19 PM (3ek7K)
____🫨____
Dear Mister Wikipedia, what is a 'Cenobite'?
Cenobitic monasticism… one of several forms of monasticism, distinguished from the eremitic life of a hermit, or the skete and lavritic forms developed in Eastern Christianity.
As someone so famously said, I don't get it. Also, sorry I asked.
"Images for Cenobite" show it to be a very strange-looking bunch, though!
🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker is not up on all the latest hipster lingo and tropes at March 26, 2026 09:22 PM (jrd4M)
Just throwing it out that every James Bond movie has a Jules Verne villain.
Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 09:22 PM (Y8DZL)
Our neighborhood is all Mormons.
The other night hubby was trying to get the dogs in and he hollered "GD it".
We're really on the shit list now because some of them were out in their yards, lol.
I scolded him but he'll do it again.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (y+Apl)
The other night hubby was trying to get the dogs in and he hollered "GD it".
We're really on the shit list now because some of them were out in their yards, lol.
I scolded him but he'll do it again.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
***
My BNL.married into the Mormons.
He knows better than to piss me off.
Bad words would be a given.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (GD0B
Since your comment came right after mine I assume you misread the hot crazy rating.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
Amen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 09:28 PM (y+Apl)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
Lol. No one can hear if we swear. I don't think. Maybe if the wind is blowing ever so.
Mr Scary insists on peeing off the front porch. Not likely anyone will see him either. But he's made a dead yellow patch in the grass. Sigh.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:28 PM (w5FC4)
Diogenes,
Hubby and I have foul mouths, lol. When we sit out on the patio we have to be very careful about our language.
They've tried to convert us but it didn't take, lol.
I wish we lived on acreage.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (3ek7K)
The 70s setting is very well done, however.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (fb0M4)
The 70s setting is very well done, however.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (fb0M4)
I'm watching TransSiberian again after I was reminded of it earlier today in the comments. Really good.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:32 PM (V4IXI)
The government isn't even allowed to handle basic security threats now. Our hundred strong politburo of activist judges run everything.
Sure, sure, it will be overturned after a very long time and then 5 milliseconds later they will make another ruling.
During Trump's presidency, when you add it all up at the end, we will probably enjoy a grand total of 7 minutes of actual Trump executive action, with the remaining 99.9997% of our lives under the dictates of our communist politburo.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (gbOdA)
The one living next door likes to come over and tell us what we need to do in our yard.
Husband is 80 and I'm in my 70's and we ain't doing shit out there. We have a lawn service that keeps everything mowed, weeded and cleaned up.
He can fuck off.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Max Power
Egad! There goes all the mystery and magic of a major classic AoSHQ trope. Why would you do that?
It's like telling Perfesser Squirrel that Hobbits aren't real.
Which they totally are.
Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at March 26, 2026 09:35 PM (jrd4M)
Which they totally are.
Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at March 26, 2026 09:35 PM (jrd4M)
----
Indeed they are.
Professor Tolkien spends the entire prologue of Fellowship of the Ring discussing the nature of hobbits.
Surely a learned man such as he would not lead me astray...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (3uBP9)
Just wait until Boesberg blocks Trump's EO paying TSA agents.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (y171U)
"We see ourselves as part of this negotiation as well.
We negotiate with bombs"
_Pete Hegseth
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (jAisO)
I wish we lived on acreage.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (3ek7K)
***
Well, i wished I lived on acreage as well, but not today.
The inlaws know very well where I stand. Rhey don't bother me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:40 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (w5FC4)
Semi-rhetorical question. There has been wholesale usurpation of executive authority since Jan. '25 on a range of issues, including executive discretion on national security and national interest.
But I'm fairly confident the existential trainwreck that is the judiciary and the Legal Cult crippling the country will not be materially reduced under Trump. And the bow-wave of alien indoctrinated idiotic law grads is just starting to appear. Prospects dim, getting dimmer.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (U/Byj)
Mary that is the way to be.
We don't stick our noses into other's business and we expect the same thing.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:42 PM (3ek7K)
We negotiate with bombs"
_Pete Hegseth
"Anyone else want to negotiate?"
—Pete Korben Dallas Hegseth
Posted by: mindful webworker big badda boom at March 26, 2026 09:43 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)
Remember when they said he was a drunk? They said the same thing about U.S. Grant 150 years ago.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (y171U)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (3ek7K)
The judiciary will be constrained to rule against the executive once a Dem is in office again.
I think that when the shit will hit the fan.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 09:45 PM (gKWVE)
He can fuck off.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)
I only met her once but I bet you and my grandma would really have gotten along.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)
Joemarine,
yep, I remember. See the evil people knew he would kick ass and they tried everything to tear him down.
May he live a long healthy life and keep kicking ass.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:46 PM (3ek7K)
He is a good looking man.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (3ek7K)
If i werent an old married lady, I wouldn't kick him out of the sack for eating crackers.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:47 PM (w5FC4)
We've been so cowed the last couple of decades. People are so afraid of being slammed on social media.
Fuck that, stand up for what you believe.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 09:48 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:49 PM (3ek7K)
Always a call for prayers in either case.
https://bit.ly/reminders-to-love
Posted by: mindful webworker ree ree ree ree ree at March 26, 2026 09:50 PM (jrd4M)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:51 PM (3ek7K)
The developments follow Panama’s decision earlier this year to strip Hong Kong–based CK Hutchison Holdings of its long-standing concessions to operate the Balboa and Cristóbal container terminals at either end of the canal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:54 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:54 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)
Fuck that!
Reward him!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 09:55 PM (n9ltV)
---
Ban the judge as a security risk.
Better
Lock him up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:56 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Joemarine
He may motivate some underpaid TSA agents to form a vigilance committee to appeal his decision.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 09:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Mary,
We already have red flag warnings here in March.
We've had no snow and no rain. It's so dry here. We do have some trees leafing out. They must have deep roots because we ain't had any moisture.
I'm terrified of wildfires too.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)
He’s of Finnish extraction, among other things. His dad was a State Department guy, so he grew up in DC. Got involved with guitar during the Folk Scare in the early 60s and gave lessons to make ends meet.
Then he got involved with Jefferson Airplane. He’s a lefty though not obnoxious about it. There’s some excellent YT videos of him giving guitar lessons for many tunes, including his own. The Water Song is really fun to play, he’s an excellent instructor.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 09:57 PM (r09E4)
CBD,
You are correct, as always. I should have done that.
The neighbors don't have anything to do with anyways, lol.
I will follow your advice.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:58 PM (3ek7K)
Dumb as a rock. But still.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 09:59 PM (ppdC5)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at M
I dont know what he could testify to from personal knowledge that would be relevant.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: LASue
--
He could lie.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (ppdC5)
He does not have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:08 PM (gbOdA)
Judge rules he does not have right to arms
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (gbOdA)
JQ, Mindeful, and all it's folding time - Debbie Doberman didn't make it tonight - time for me.
Carry on.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 27, 2026 02:26 AM (jAisO)
Quick Hits
Cynical PubliusOf course: Some people have the right to commit felonies and you're a racist for disagreeing.
@CynicalPublius America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs, think tanks, foundations, specialty media organizations, compromised mainstream media organizations, quasi-governmental organizations and all other manner of other well-funded (often with taxpayer dollars) players dedicated to preserving extra-governmental controls over the average American, all outside the scope of what Americans vote for. The men and women behind these organizations claim to want to benevolently advance public policy, when in reality their singular purpose is to maintain and grow the nefarious personal power they have achieved. Above all else they must defend their fiefdoms, the good of the nation be damned. When reformers try to undo any part of this cabal, those reformers are inevitably smeared, libeled, slandered and threatened. The goal is to prevent them from engaging in that necessary reform by intimidating them into silence. Food for thought.
Andy NgoArticle here. Speaking of people allowed to commit felonies with impunity: "Big Tish" James.
@MrAndyNgo 37m A BLM leader who was named the "Bostonian of the Year" has been ordered to pay back $224k of donations she stole after being convicted in a sweetheart deal. Monica Cannon-Grant pleaded guilty to 18 crimes but was not sent to prison. She is among a long list of BLM and leftist fraudsters who became rich on white guilt and lies.
The director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) has again referred New York Attorney General Letitia James to the U.S. Department of Justice for criminal prosecution, proffering allegations that New York's top cop may have falsified information on her homeowner's insurance application. ... In a letter to the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida, Jason Quinones, Pulte points to a court exhibit, an application for home insurance submitted to Ft. Lauderdale-based Universal Property Insurance, which appears to show that James claimed her Norfolk, Virginia home would be unoccupied for five months out of the year. However, James' niece reportedly told the grand jury that she was living rent-free in the home. The niece Nakia Thompson lived there for five years while she was wanted in North Carolina for failing to complete her probation, The New York Post reported. "[It] appears Ms. James made false representations that her property would be unoccupied five months out of the year," Pulte wrote. "According to the post, this was false. The house was, in fact, occupied year-round by her niece." In a separate letter to the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Illinois, Pulte says that one court document shows that James appears to have claimed to Allstate, which is based in that state, that her Virginia home would only be occupied by one individual, when public reporting indicates her niece lived there with three children. "[It] appears Ms. James made representations that the house would be occupied by a single adult, with no children. Instead, according to the post, she knew the house was actually occupied by four people - three children and her niece," Pulte wrote to U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros. "As such, it appears Ms. James may have defrauded the Illinois-based insurance company. We kindly request you authenticate and investigate this matter, if you deem appropriate," Pulte added.You may say this is a ticky-tack violation that is really about two parties entering a commercial transaction and that the proper punishment, if any is needed, would consist of the aggrieved party suing the other. But that's exactly the bullshit that "Big Tish" charged Donald Trump with -- overestimating the value of his properties as collateral in seeking a loan from Deutsche Bank. (Deutsche Bank -- Nazis!)_ And she claimed that that violation was worth, checks notes, a half-billion dollar penalty for "defrauding" Deutsche Bank in a loan that Trump paid back without incident. Chuck Schumer says he doesn't oppose asking for photo ID at the ballot box, just... proof of citizenship. Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship). All Democrats voted against it, of course.
Washington -- An amendment that would require voters to show photo identification to cast a ballot failed to advance in the Senate on Thursday, despite Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer saying last week that Democrats were not opposed to such a requirement. The amendment to the elections bill needed 60 votes to advance. It was defeated in a 53 to 47 vote. The vote came during the second week of a marathon debate over a controversial elections bill known as the SAVE America Act, which would require proof of citizenship to register to vote and certain forms of photo ID to cast a ballot. The legislation does not have enough support to clear the 60-vote threshold in the upper chamber, but President Trump has dialed up the pressure on Senate Republicans to find a way to force it through. Schumer condemned the amendment on Thursday before the vote, arguing it would "impose the single strictest voter ID law in America." "This radical amendment would toss out every single voter ID requirement in all 50 states for federal elections and put in an overly restrictive, one-size-fits-all approach," the New York Democrat said. GOP Sen. Jon Husted of Ohio offered the amendment, which lists valid forms of photo ID as a driver's license, state-issued identification, passport, military ID or tribal ID. "The types of IDs that are sitting in wallets right now, that the American people use on a regular basis," Senate Majority Leader John Thune, a South Dakota Republican, said in a floor speech Wednesday. Ahead of the vote, Husted called the amendment "clean, simple, straightforward," adding that there are "no additional restrictions, no tricks, no games, no prohibition on absentee voting."
🚨 BREAKING: The JD Vance-led fraud task force has now SUSPENDED 70 California hospice and home health providers, mere DAYS after it was created by President Trump — Fox
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 25, 2026
The funding is officially PAUSED.
Wow, they are hitting the ground RUNNING, just as the people demanded! 🇺🇸… pic.twitter.com/uaiCpBJuS7
SECRETARY RUBIO on the G7: I don’t work for France or Germany or Japan. I get along with all of them on a personal level and we work with those governments very carefully.
— Department of State (@StateDept) March 26, 2026
But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them. pic.twitter.com/auBGLFYeqZ
BOOM! Pete Hegseth just CALLED OUT the media: "These cameras have a choice. You either inform the American people of the truth or your are not."
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) March 26, 2026
"Here is a fact you don't hear on the networks that we know."
"Many of the Iranian military factories and bases that we are… pic.twitter.com/IfK9g28B7b
WATCH: Don Lemon: “How do you feel about the war?”
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 26, 2026
Young Man: “I'm Persian. I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime kills woman. They killed 50,000 people in two days. A lot of them believe in death [to] all Americans. I 100% support Trump.”
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 06:47 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 06:48 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
All Democrats voted against it, of course.
_________
Which is exactly what Thune wanted. "We tried, and we did get them on record. Send more money."
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:51 PM (AlhUl)
All Democrats voted against it, of course.
C'mon dickheads!
BE LIKE CANADA!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Politicians in general at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
But the people I'm interested in making happy are the people of the United States. I work for them. pic.twitter.com/auBGLFYeqZ
— Department of State (@StateDept) March 26, 2026
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Based !
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (GD0B3)
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Anyone who depends on voter fraud to continue their grift. So a lot of Dim voters would count as well - the ones who need taxpayer money to keep their "NGO" afloat.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (GSy5R)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
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It's existential. They've go so far overboard because they knew they had fraud in place and would never answer to voters again. Now they have to stick it out to the bitter end. None of them won honest elections, so it doesn't matter how much support they lose. They have to hold the line till the midterms, but even that is risky because "Election Month" is going to be gone, and there will be actual federal oversight.
Plus losing candidates can sue and do discovery. So even if they hold the line, they still might suffer historic losses beyond the cheat. This is also why they want ICE to stop and keep robitically demanding the ICE promise to stay away from polling places.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 26, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:51 PM
Gosh darn it, many people simply don't understand what it takes to expand our majority into something that will get things done. Give me 75 Republican Senators, and the bean soup served at the Capitol will become even more efficacious! But we need money to do it. Your money.
Posted by: John Thune (R-SD) at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)
How did we get so fucking lucky?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)
Also, he never learned to not suck dicks, but mostly....
Well, he sucks dicks.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Adriane the Type, Think Twice, Hit Refresh Button Critic . . . at March 26, 2026 06:58 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 26, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)
I think you meant
hTis eb uotaryjus
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (V4IXI)
How did we get so fucking lucky?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:57 PM (vOtXJ)
Careful. We don't want Ace going through his trash again.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (V4IXI)
Why, yes, yes it is true.
Just like any Federal employee, they have Federal IDs issued after having a background check.
But hey, they are better than we are, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 07:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (vOtXJ)
Well, our cuck Senators tested his claim out and proposed an amendment requiring photo ID (but no proof of citizenship).
All Democrats voted against it, of course.
Trump is having an easier time negotiating with a bunch of Mahdi-Apocalypse Die-Hard mullahs and their pet revolutionaries in the IRGC than Chuck & the Dems.
At this point I really wouldn't mind if Hegseth dropped some Delta Force at Chuck & Hakeem's house and ended the negotiations Maduro-style.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
>>@JakeSherman
·
27m
>>🚨🚨🚨BREAKING — TRUMP SAYS HES INSTRUCTING DHS TO PAY TSA
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Politicians in general at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)
I didn't get a harrumph outta you!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (DwqWV)
English is just TOO HARD for people.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (sKqQm)
I don't think we've heard a Secretary of State talk like that since Thomas Jefferson.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)
Never say "f*cking idiot." Say this instead.
Polite English
"I'm afraid you're not thinking very clearly."
Formal English
"You're being profoundly incompetent."
Witty English
"Ignorance has never looked so confident."
Gentlemanly English
"I fear the matter has slipped entirely past your comprehension."
Victorian English
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
If I say I'm a 99-year-old white lady from Minnesota, how dare you question that.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (mHVWR)
Also the left: If you NAZIs require identification or proof of citizenship millions who can vote now won't be able to vote!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:04 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)
If I say I'm a 99-year-old white lady from Minnesota, how dare you question that.
As a 120 year old voter from WI, I echo your concerns.
I mean I can't get ID. And I'm totally not dead. Honest.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (mHVWR)
Saw that. It is fabulous.
If anyone had ever told her NO in her life, she probably wouldn't be a bearded lady with a bad attitude, but as it is, I guess handcuffs and being hauled out is the best we can hope for.
At no time during that entire video did she speak the truth.
Needs a sharp strike from the clue bat, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (YwEeS)
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It's existential. They've go so far overboard because they knew they had fraud in place and would never answer to voters again. Now they have to stick it out to the bitter end. None of them won honest elections, so it doesn't matter how much support they lose. They have to hold the line till the midterms, but even that is risky because "Election Month" is going to be gone, and there will be actual federal oversight.
Plus losing candidates can sue and do discovery. So even if they hold the line, they still might suffer historic losses beyond the cheat. This is also why they want ICE to stop and keep robitically demanding the ICE promise to stay away from polling places.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Agree 100%
Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (y171U)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM
Dialog at Chuck's house as they arrive:
"Cheeseburger, no fries, no Coke; Pepsi!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
Me on a good day: Fuck off you ignorant twat.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (DwqWV)
"I speak now not in malice but in earnest despair, for the conclusion you have drawn is of such astonishing simplicity that it grieves me more than I can readily convey; and yet I'm moved less to anger than to sorrow, so profoundly indeed that I find myself unable to discern whether your words arose from haste, from a species of naivety, or from a mind altogether too content with its first and poorest notion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)
I welcome our interdimensional mouse overlords.
Stephen Colbert's LotR script is all about Sam's daughter Elenor. Here we go again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:05 PM
Would a projectile splat to the face from the clue penguin suffice?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
My 1961 Ford Falcon is named Elinor. I think I will stick with her rather than anything from Colbert.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (DwqWV)
Fortunately, we wisely started requiring registration and IDs to vote...and um...ahem...er...
It was implicated in the death of Edgar Allen Poe.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:08 PM (vOtXJ)
It would be nice to know that losing an election is not an existential threat to the republic.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:10 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 26, 2026 07:10 PM (O38oM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.
Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)
Who is SAVE controversial to? Only elected Democrats
Posted by: steevy
America itself is controversial to these buttheads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 07:14 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:15 PM (+nEug)
Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.
Probably most of them are already here.
Sleeper cells anyone?
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:17 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:19 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (+nEug)
@EndWokeness
It's now been 2 years since Key Bridge fell in Baltimore. This is how much is rebuilt:
https://is.gd/zkk5To
-
Bonus!
Initial cost projection: $1.7 billion
Updated cost projection: $5.2 billion
Opening day moved from 2028 to 2030
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
- Trump announces an amphibious invasion of Iran at (insert location here)
- Iranian forces mass at that location to repel the invaders
- We bomb the shit out of the massed forces
- Like Desert Storm, no amphibious landing occurs
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (Xr4QU)
Baghdad Bob is their spirit animal.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:21 PM (3ek7K)
More failure theater by the gop. They deserve to lose in November. Get rid of the filibuster or fuck off.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:22 PM (ppdC5)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 07:22 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: What an utter disgrace at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (TbWk/)
"Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion."
Unless Iran has 1 million people already here and still loyal to the IRGG, IRGC whatever (ROFL) that is the silliest claim in the world. We wiped out their navy and their air force. Do they think we'll transport their troops to our shores to be sporting? LOL, the country that did a guerrilla type attack Dec 26th at dawn while our foes were drunk from their Christmas party? the USA doesn't do 'sporting' when its a war.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:23 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:24 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (3ek7K)
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are they all 12 years old ??
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Updated cost projection: $5.2 billion
Opening day moved from 2028 to 2030
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
It’ll be $25B minimum by the time it’s complete.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (ppdC5)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.
Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)
_______
Of course they did. They learned that a strong woman don't need no man.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (AlhUl)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius
America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs,
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Heroq
Get a real filibuster and make those octogenarians stand for hour after hour babbling on, and no bathroom breaks or diapers allowed. If not it moves to the floor for vote.
The 60 / 40 cloture vote is to boot the senile shit soiled old dolt off the stand.
The fake 'filibuster' is BS.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (/lPRQ)
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are they all 12 years old ??
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)
Minnesota rules. One fighter can vouch for up to 8 others, who can each vouch for 8 others and so on.
Posted by: Call it creative accounting at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:27 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 07:25 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: California Democrats at March 26, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)
The NGOer has never sat down with a customer to ask their needs.
The NGOer has never met with a vendor or sub to fix a problem.
The NGOer has never wondered if there was money in the account to pay an employee, or a sub, or a wholesaler.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)
But I don't want us to invade Iran, just keep sending drones to take out their leaders until they run out of fanatics.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:30 PM (+89TD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)
Going for the female audience again.
Because everybody knows every woman on the planet loves LotR as much as men do.
Did they learn nothing from Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)
Or Starfleet Academy. I guess the lesson is no matter how gay and retarded the show they'll still find someone to greenlight it.
Posted by: It's a write-off Jerry! at March 26, 2026 07:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)
How many Ayatollahs and IRGC commanders do we need to get gas down to $1 per gallon? It's worth a couple of hundred of MOABs.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 26, 2026 07:33 PM (47/pr)
Yeah it should be up front: you cannot vote unless you have ID that proves you are a citizen, but I can live with just starting with ID. RealID pretty much proves you're a citizen to begin with, the pile of stuff you have to have to show who you are is astounding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (PYyV9)
What is the point of letting them vote and later check citizenship status?
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)
So they can count all the illegal votes, then say it's too unwieldy to do anything once it's discovered they're illegal, or some other excuse.
Posted by: More of the same at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/)
>>@C__Herridge
>>EXCLUSIVE: New Files Examined By Law Enforcement/Intelligence Analyst Reveal Jeffrey Epstein Allegedly Acted as Go-Between to Block 9/11 Victim Families From Suing Saudi Arabia And Details Possible FARA Violations
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)
The NGOer knows his Delta milage but does not know his kids principal.
The NGOer knows that illegals are more just, and worthy, and deserving of living in the US that any Citizen from Longview, or Provo, or Lima.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (gbOdA)
I hope LeTit goes down harder that a hooker at the point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:32 PM (3ek7K)
Shut up, h8ter. Sorry you dont get lefty logic.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (GD0B3)
One stop voting.
I bet there are lots of illegals that have Real ID.
Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 07:38 PM (1Ff7Z)
Hiya Mary and lol
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:35 PM (gbOdA)
=====
LI-mah or LEE-mah?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
I hope LeTit goes down harder that a hooker at the point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)
It was a bookkeeping error done 34 times and then made a felony.
We still do not know the felony.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (3ek7K)
Looks like, yeah. Its not stated outright but she's brought up as a major character and the old hobbits are going to go on a trip with her, so you know how that turns out
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:40 PM (PYyV9)
>>It was a bookkeeping error done 34 times and then made a felony.
We still do not know the felony.
That was the Alvin Bragg case, which was also total bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)
Iran says they have one million fighters primed for US Invasion.
Probably most of them are already here.
Sleeper cells anyone?
Posted by: four seasons
---
Back home they are down to twelve year old's.
They are probably calling here telling them to
come home and fight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 07:29 PM (PYyV9)
Remember when Oregon rolled out the Real ID the first time and then didn't do it because they couldn't figure out how to not issue it to illegals while registering them to vote?
I do, that is why I still don't have Real ID
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Plots we expect to see at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)
Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)
And that right there is the only reason your ID is not good enough to register to vote. This is why they have to prove citizenship.
If we're giving documents to the "undocumented," then we are now forced to require citizenship documents.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:43 PM (w5FC4)
We'll see how it tastes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)
One stop voting.
I bet there are lots of illegals that have Real ID.
Look how many have illegal driver's licenses.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:37 PM (3ek7K)
like this
https://tinyurl.com/4yph5j4v
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had"
The Spam cans are probably ok.
Posted by: Plots we expect to see at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)
We'll see how it tastes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 07:44 PM (xcxpd)
I made another pot pie. I hope your dinner is tasty!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 07:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:46 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
I would never be able to ride a motorcycle again. It would look like jousting with harleys.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 07:47 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)
LeTits was bank fraud
If a (D) get a chance to fuck the little guy or the big bank
the little guy gets fucked.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (+nEug)
Since it's kinda slow here, I have a question about how people control outdoor flies.
We have chickens and geese right behind our fence and a block away are twelve horses. The fly population is terrible, usually during summer and fall but fly season has started early here since we haven't had a cold winter.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (3ek7K)
We'll see how it tastes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo
You added the carrots already, right?
Posted by: Root Crop Growers Union at March 26, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sids Mom
And they're not even Somali!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 07:50 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:50 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:51 PM (f4tQo)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 26, 2026 07:51 PM (ydsvH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:52 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: four seasons
I use a fly trap over my trashcans outside my detached garage. It's kind of an alley and I catch thousands per year which get buried in my compost. Cuts down the numbers a lot. Doesn't do anything for biting flies, though, which you get around horsies.
Posted by: Fly By Night at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (oftw2)
four seasons, we used to keep those flystrips on the porch when cattle were in the pasture. There aren't any cattle anymore
Sometimes we still put those up. The hanging bags for Yellow jackets work a treat. Great for yellow jackets and flies.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (w5FC4)
Posted by: Sids Mom at March 26, 2026 07:46 PM
You're aware that mammalian mammiform protuberances aren't lactatious all the time, right?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 26, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:48 PM (3ek7K)
look up bag fly traps on Amazon
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (gbOdA)
Ben Had,
We'll try those. It's strange to have that problem in a neighborhood but where we live there isn't any zoning about livestock and poultry. I don't have any problem with people having them except for the bastard flies.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM (+nEug)
Yellow jackets are already out here.
We have had no freezing weather and no snow which usually keeps the population down.
Little bastards are already dive bombing us on the covered patio.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 07:56 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:07 PM (PYyV9)
Ok fine add to the bill that anyone who registers to vote can automatically get a voter id for free, as long as they show up to the county registrar to get the photo taken. Oh but what if you don’t have a car the Dems will say? No problem we’ll pay for an Uber there and back. But what if you don’t have a phone with the uber app? No problem someone from the local RNC office will drive you.
Take on every one of their objections. Make them defend the indefensible.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 08:12 PM (ppdC5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:07 PM (PYyV9)
All the polling says it is reverse now. 40% is on board.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (ppdC5)
Finish the job, but there are domestic consequences to this. At this point it's how mad the House gets. Senate still "safe" although I think the GOP will act to piss away a few seats on purpose to make the margins even thinner.
Any sniff of a surrender on deportations and enforcement will be nuclear.
Is what it is.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (7SKBU)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 26, 2026 08:47 PM (EES2L)
I am thinking lately if all fraud never happened the budget wouldn't be in the red
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 05:01 AM (Ia/+0)
Olympics Committee: We Are Reserving Women's Sports For -- and This is a Genuine Twist -- Women
The policy actually isn't 100% solid. They say that men will be excluded from women's sports -- again, what an innovation -- in sports involving "strength, power, and endurance."
So that means that transgenders would be allowed to compete in... like shooting sports and ice-dancing, maybe? Whatever. I'm linking ESPN/AP because their tears are so unfathomly delicious.They're all crying about that -- that this policy aligns with the Bad Orange Man's executive order, so, of course, this is a corrupt decision made by cowards who Hate Transwomen and want to Erase Their Existence. I just turned into Pinhead the Cenobite. Your pain, your pain is exquisite!
GENEVA -- Transgender women athletes are now excluded from women's events at the Olympics after the IOC agreed to a new eligibility policy Thursday that aligns with U.S. President Donald Trump's executive order on sports ahead of the 2028 Los Angeles Games.
How I howl in ecstasy! Your excrutiations thrill me to the marrow!
"Eligibility for any female category event at the Olympic Games or any other IOC event, including individual and team sports, is now limited to biological females," the International Olympic Committee said, to be determined by a mandatory gene test once in an athlete's career.
I just leveled up this Lament Configuration. I unlocked the Drink the Blood of Your Soul Achievement.
It is unclear how many, if any, transgender women are competing at an Olympic level. No woman who transitioned from being born male competed at the 2024 Paris Summer Games, though weightlifter Laurel Hubbard did at the Tokyo Olympics in 2021 without winning a medal. The eligibility policy that will apply from the L.A. Olympics in July 2028 "protects fairness, safety and integrity in the female category," the IOC said.
Like that Iranian boxer who had a Y chromosome but claimed he was a woman because his genitals were improperly formed? How delicious! Your cries for mercy echo sweetly in my ears!
"It is not retroactive and does not apply to any grassroots or recreational sports programs," said the IOC; its Olympic Charter states that access to play sport is a human right. After an executive board meeting, the IOC published a 10-page policy document that also restricts women athletes such as two-time Olympic champion runner Caster Semenya with medical conditions known as differences in sex development, or DSD.
ohhh ahhhh ooooh I just made a mess on my Lament Configuration. Is it supposed to buzz and blink? I think I broke the hellgate. I'm still "game," if you know what I mean. But there's no way I can go again. This isn't college. Wait -- what's this? An article from NPR! Let's see if they can "inspire" me!
The IOC and its president, Kirsty Coventry, have wanted a clear policy instead of continuing to advise sports' governing bodies, which previously have drafted their own rules. "At the Olympic Games, even the smallest margins can be the difference between victory and defeat," Coventry, a two-time Olympic gold medalist in swimming, said in a statement. "So, it is absolutely clear that it would not be fair for biological males to compete in the female category."
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) will ban transgender athletes from competing in women's events, based on the results of mandatory genetic screening.MANDATORY GENETIC SCREENING! WHOOO, REFRACTORY PERIOD BE GONE! I'M FLYING LIKE AN ENGORGED HELLBAT AGAIN!
The topic of transgender participation in sports -- from school teams to the world stage -- has been a cultural flashpoint in recent years, though it's unclear how many transgender women currently compete at the Olympic level.Ah, we went from "it's not happening" to "it's good that it's happening" and now back to "it's not happening" again. They were forced to retreat. Every nerve in my body is ringing like a guitar string strummed by a Heavy Metal Godling.
Weightlifter Laurel Hubbard made history as the first openly transgender woman to do so in Tokyo in 2021, though no woman who transitioned after being assigned male at birth is known to have participated in an Olympics since. Nevertheless, controversy ballooned in Paris 2024 when right-wing politicians and commentators called into question the sexes of two female boxers who had been previously disqualified from boxing world championships after failing eligibility tests. One of them was cleared for competition after approval last week, while the other -- who has repeatedly identified herself as a cisgender woman -- is challenging the World Boxing testing requirement in court.I like how they refuse to say why this person would object to a genetic test. You can tell from implication, but they cannot bring themselves to write it out. SING! SING TO ME OF YOUR BLESSED DAMNATION!
Um, what about the court that found the Iranian boxer was indeed a male? Just because you refuse to say it doesn't mean that it's not true.
While the accusations were not proven true, they sparked a global debate over gender eligibility and prompted the IOC to begin the review that led to this policy. The IOC says the new rule is based on scientific evidence and "protects fairness, safety and integrity in the female category."
But experts say the testing raises a multitude of concerns.EXPERTS! EXPERTS! AH YES, WHAT I WAS MISSING WAS "EXPERTS!" I'VE GOT THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION IN FUCKED-UP POSITIONS IT WAS NEVER DESIGNED FOR!
There are questions about the reliability and cost of the testing...LOL, the most basic blood test in the world is unfair because of "costs." This is like when they claim you can't tell someone's a dude without "reaching under her skirt and feeling her genitals." Um, yeah, except athletes have to routinely take blood tests to show they're not taking performance enhancing drugs. That blood can be tested cheaply for chromosomes as well. Your anguish is intoxicating. I just started a Tumblr account under the name "PIN-DADDY."
...as well as the interpretation and finality of its results.We have to "interpret" the results of a test that has two possibilities: XX chromosomes or XY. There's so much line-drawing needed! It's like a Rorschach test -- you only see what you bring to it!
Critics of the policy say it invades the privacy of all women, and that it discriminates against intersex people whose reproductive or sexual anatomy do not fit binary definitions of male or female.I JUST BECAME A 20th-LEVEL CENOBITE I CAN NOW SUMMON HELLDRAGONS WITH A MAGIC WHISTLE AND THAT WHISTLE IS THIS REPORTER'S SKULL
Yeah but it mostly affects the male "women athletes," wouldn't you say? Not so much the female women athletes. Whew! That was hot. That was sexual fire, baby. Now I have to clean this puzzle box off and get it back to Pinhead before he realizes it's missing.
And even though the IOC says its policy does not apply to "grassroots or recreational" sports programs, some experts told NPR they fear it could affect more than just Olympic hopefuls. "If a woman suspects that she might not pass this screening, she might be deterred from pursuing sport altogether," said Jaime Schultz, a sports historian and professor of kinesiology at Pennsylvania State University. "It doesn't just affect the people that are being tested, but it affects all women athletes."
The International Olympic Committee announces new Policy on the Protection of the Female (Women’s) Category in Olympic Sport.
— IOC MEDIA (@iocmedia) March 26, 2026
Read: https://t.co/QcU5IVxyTi pic.twitter.com/3brHorx1k8
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The International Olympic Committee has BANNED men in all female sports ahead of America hosting the 2028 Olympics just a couple weeks after President Trump made it CLEAR
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 26, 2026
“We have put the world on notice that America will not allow men to compete against women… pic.twitter.com/3RVQeca01a
President Trump just pressured the Olympic Committee to ban men punching women in the face during the next Olympics.
— C3 (@C_3C_3) March 26, 2026
And men cheating in other women’s sports.
I’m sure the feminists will thank him!pic.twitter.com/fNiPYD1Soj
Leftists are losing it now the US Olympic Committee has barred men from competing in women’s sports.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) July 23, 2025
This woman (?) does insane mental gymnastics to rationalize why men should be able to invade women’s sports.
Thankfully, the Olympics disagrees. pic.twitter.com/M8fvWp7InL
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I was JUST about to post an OT funny at March 26, 2026 05:42 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: We have such sights to show you! at March 26, 2026 05:43 PM (TbWk/)
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Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 05:45 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 05:45 PM (GSy5R)
Because I refuse to submit to the indignity of a genetic test before experting! No! I stand with trans-perts!
Posted by: Tom Nichols at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (3wPtZ)
Oh good, now I can preemptively dismiss everything you're about to say as total bullshit.
Posted by: I like efficiency at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
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And bird hands
And "look at my hulking shoulders don't you find me so cute?"
Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (GSy5R)
President Trump is on the phone with 'The Five.'
'I like your show. I like all your shows actually. I'm glad Jessica'a not there today.'
On Newsom 'He's a stupud guy. We don't need a stupid guy.'
Man, Trumps on fire.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (Sco7b)
I saw the first hellraiser when it was first out on video and I remember nothing about it. People say it's good but I remember being sub-meh on it.
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (1wjle)
I can see here that we've reached the "grasping at straws" phase of the argument. Let me try...
Also, it is well known that women are too stupid to figure out how to get tested.
Wait. Where have I heard this one before?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (fhCge)
Should be a campaign ad
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (jZ3ZM)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sarah Kliff at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (3wPtZ)
Posted by: No room for second place at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: No room for second place at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (TbWk/)
He worked for it. But the preparation and workouts helped a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Desinex
I want to be the athletic supporter.
Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 26, 2026 05:49 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:49 PM (1wjle)
I gave up caring decades ago when it became a wokefest for Eurotrash. And American Karen's.
OTOH... if they had a "deathrace" type event.... 💀
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (nESHF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pinhead at March 26, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 26, 2026 05:51 PM (3wPtZ)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LMMiSRjFC98
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:51 PM (1wjle)
I CAN NOW SUMMON HELLDRAGONS WITH A MAGIC WHISTLE
AND THAT WHISTLE IS THIS REPORTER'S SKULL"
Ordering a custom t-shirt now with this on it. And no, I'm not going to explain it to anybody. I'm just going to feel all warm and fuzzy every time I wear it.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 26, 2026 05:51 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Doomed to failure. The Olympics Committee is based in Communist Europe. I am pretty sure, based on the my observations of the USA Communists, that not one of them is able figure out what a woman is.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (mrZ4x)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (l5dSG)
Posted by: East German "Women" Athletes from the 1980s at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (fhCge)
Trannies therefore (logically) are out. Or should be.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (hJH5n)
lol
I didn't know this, because i'm an uneducated heathen, but.. the movie didn't make up the term cenobite. it just means a monk.
I know I should have known that, but I did not.
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (oftw2)
So far, we only know about the “out and proud” freaks who brag about being born male but “transitioning” to women. They are the stupid ones. The smart ones keep their heads down, their dicks tucked, and never let on they’re men.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (2pYam)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (W7FsI)
Angels... to some.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE)
Explorers in the further regions of experience.
Posted by: Pinhead at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)
AND bonus finding, 2+2 does NOT = 5.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (vbXSk)
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Instant classic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (l5dSG)
The reality is much worse.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Charlie Kelly, Bird Lawyer at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Trannies Everywhere All The Time at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (UjdFS)
500 cigarettes.
Posted by: Bortas at March 26, 2026 05:55 PM (TbWk/)
I do not, but I can tell they're right from Hellraiser.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: GDR Olympic Committee at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (2pYam)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......
I have no idea.
Unless aliens have finally landed.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)
My buddy did an olympic sailing campaign for the Brazil olympics. He got so sick after one of the qualifying events in the mega-polluted bay there that he missed 2 months of practice and didn't recover physically in time to really compete at the level he was capable of.
He said they would sail past the dead carcasses of animals regularly on their way from the docks to the race course.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE)
Well; I hope they look better than the "angel"
up top, but if not, that would explain why people in the Bible are told to not be afraid when an angel appears before them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:41 PM
I've seen Airmen in Basic that look better with their BCGs than this persyn.
Posted by: pookysgirl married a hot one at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Sco7b)
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Oh my god go fuck yourself with a running chainsaw covered in salt which is also on fire.
This is a mangling of the english language and everything we know about science worse than the mangling that happens when one of these freaks gets their Johnson chopped off.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Trannies Everywhere All The Time at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (hJH5n
Isn't that the "your terms are acceptable" meme?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (W7FsI)
wait the w .... the what now?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (j+aD2)
You can put them in so many poses.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (nESHF)
they're not angels, they're just weird interdimensional demons who get off on pain
but a good example of an angel that will terrify you is the angel of death at the end of Raiders
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)
Damn. Uptalk plus vocal fry. With bird hands it would have been a TikTok trifecta.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 05:58 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 05:59 PM (xcxpd)
Anyway, what can a 12 Y/O do with 72 Virgins.....
They cannot even get a Hard on long enough to satisfy them !!!!
This also proves Beef is healthier than Fish !!!!!
Posted by: Howard Stienhofer at March 26, 2026 05:59 PM (cAEZx)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2026 05:59 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 05:45 PM (GSy5R)
Rocking chairs are rejuvenating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (xcxpd)
"Women" don't suddenly decide to "pursue sport" and compete in the Olympics. Most of those people at the Olympics started pursuing sport at 3-5 years of age. We call 3-5 year old females, "girls." At that age, they're not deciding to pursue sport based on whether or not they can pass some genetic test at the Olympics.
IF they show ridiculous promise, they're going to look for a high level coach, and that coach is most likely going to cost many orders of magnitude more than a genetic test.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (mkw2N)
I'VE GOT THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION IN FUCKED-UP POSITIONS IT WAS NEVER DESIGNED FOR!
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I read that as Lamont configuration and it was still funny
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Judge VanDyke at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:01 PM (2pYam)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:01 PM (jAisO)
he punishes the humans who are the real villains, right?
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: refractory period ace at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (1wjle)
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I made the mistake of watching Hellraiser and John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness on the same Halloween night in 1992, when I was a college freshman.
I've NEVER had stranger dreams in my life...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU)
I'VE GOT THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION IN FUCKED-UP POSITIONS IT WAS NEVER DESIGNED FOR!
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I read that as Lamont configuration and it was still funny
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (zafwz)
Kirsty, you big dummy!
Posted by: Pinhead at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (TbWk/)
They're fighting the Patriarchy.
Just ignore them, they'll eventually have to go home and feed their cats.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
......
THATS MRS POTATOHEAD ASSHOLE
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (+nEug)
The idea that this is in any way difficult is laughable. As you point out, simple testing for XX or XY chromosomes is cheap. They can do PCR testing for $25.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (PzOF6)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (pE12i)
people who want the pain bc they are past it with normal sensations, generally
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (j+aD2)
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Poetry Ace, pure poetry as fine as I have ever read.
P-O-E-T-R-Y!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (l5dSG)
Dont forget Warhammer 40k.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)
She sounds like a nice girl who never once overcooked the chicken.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: the lower depths at March 26, 2026 05:45 PM (GSy5R)
Rocking chairs are rejuvenating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
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The lures he's whittling are designed to attract Cenobites...
One of the features of the box included spitting out fishhooks on chains that would tear into your flesh.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (ESVrU)
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Oh.
So that's what those are.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)
If you like horror, Hellraiser is pretty good. Admittedly, it's dated now, but it's pretty good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (ExV1e)
I've NEVER had stranger dreams in my life...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU)
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I remember it being on at a party and finding it dull, but I hate horror movies. Most of them can be solved with a pocket revolver except for the ones were just not summoning inter-dimensional demons also works.
Never read from the Book of the Dead out loud.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)
Gender refers to possessive pronouns: his, hers, theirs, its.
Like you learned in fourth grade.
Posted by: Word nerd at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (UjdFS)
he punishes the humans who are the real villains, right?
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:01 PM (1wjle)
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IIRC, it’s a bit more complicated than that, but he spares a few innocents and brings the assfuck down on all those who deserve it.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (2pYam)
The journalist
"This decision is bad for all women because it means that anybody who doesn't fit a normative white idea of femininity is subject to suspicion, questioning or even worse."
Can we start a list.....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (u1ket)
How delicious! "
Ace. Please. Phrasing.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)
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This. Event Horizon discovered the Warp, but without a Navigator to guide them and their own psykers to ward them, they succumbed to Chaos demons. I'd say a mix of Khorne and Slaanesh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (1wjle)
up top, but if not, that would explain why people in the Bible are told to not be afraid when an angel appears before them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 05:57 PM (ix8EF)
Pinhead was the approachable one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
Excellent.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (jAisO)
the concept that a malformed and injured MALE is a female is incredibly humiliating and insulting to actual females.
we are not deformed males
also third world, be a little more cautious with the fancy circumcision stuff maybe
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Itchy Ban at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (oftw2)
Doesn't pinhead start out as a regular, but evil dude?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (1wjle)
I see this every day on the job.
Posted by: GDR Olympic Committee at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (2pYam)
Posted by: Pinhead at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)
That scene is on youtube and I just rewatched it. Although the big man gets the most quotable lines, the most chilling IMO is the cenob-ette who responds to Kirsty. She's panicked because she's just summoned these fiends, to remove the undead child molester who has escaped hell.
"Perhaps we prefer YOU."
... yeah, the movie was scary
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (2pYam)
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In Hellraiser II Pinhead explicitly lets the young woman who opened the box off the hook. She was simply acting as a conduit for the psychologist who was "treating" her.
HE'S the one who really wanted to experience the pleasures of the box...and his wish was granted in typical Cenobite fashion.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (u1ket)
Have the Olympic committee Define "Woman" first. Because the libs love to play word games.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:07 PM (hJH5n)
My buddy did an olympic sailing campaign for the Brazil olympics. He got so sick after one of the qualifying events in the mega-polluted bay there that he missed 2 months of practice and didn't recover physically in time to really compete at the level he was capable of.
He said they would sail past the dead carcasses of animals regularly on their way from the docks to the race course.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (WYStd)
Dirtiest waters I ever sailed? Persian Gulf.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (mP0Kj)
I was, secretly, hoping that just about every female World and Olympic record would be compromised by the cosplaying males who couldn't make it competing against their own sex. It's hard to prolong an interest in women's sports. But, I'd watch an entire race if some guy trashed the whole field and then pretends that it's perfectly normal. It's good for my self-esteem to realize just how may retards are running around out there.
Side Note: I'm beginning to think that the Oversized Power Glasses were someone's idea of a great practical joke. Something like bellbottoms was in the 70's.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)
Glad I missed that show or movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 06:04 PM (W7FsI)
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Yeah, so imagine growing up irreligious and being aware of the films (I watched at least part of one) and then you become Catholic and read that a saint was a Cenobite and ,you're like "Hey now, WHAT?!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Something in his new rocking chair is outgassing some zany chemicals. He'll be fine in a few days once it's all done curing.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (VHUov)
up top, but if not, that would explain why people in the Bible are told to not be afraid when an angel appears before them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Tell that to Abraham.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (1wjle)
Well, at least she was trying. She took off those neck-stretching hoops from that weird tribe in Africa.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (fhCge)
Excellent.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (jAisO)
I always understood that to be Birth Control Goggles. That's old military slang. My father used to make them back in the day.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (hJH5n)
non-existent. totally dry, like the wind of the Sahara and the cooch of a canadian journalist.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (n5tGW)
Also there's a knockoff Lament Configuration in the basement where they choose the form of the destructor.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:10 PM (jAisO)
She'd be hotter with big ceramic plates in her lips.
Posted by: The Guy Who Thinks Chicks Are Hotter With Ceramic Plates In Their Lips at March 26, 2026 06:10 PM (fhCge)
I bet she's fun at parties.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:10 PM (UjdFS)
Still could happen.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 06:10 PM (abIsI)
Excellent.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:06 PM (jAisO)
Time to kill the smart military blog moniker.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: NCKate at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:05 PM (2pYam)
As I recall he's really a sympathetic figure having called down upon himself his curse, being an explorer or something and then opening some sort of Egyptian artifact or something that unleashes his curse? At least that's how I remembered it - haven't seen that story in many decades.
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)
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As I recall, "Pinhead" isn't even the main villain's name. He's actually known as "Lead Cenobite" or sometimes referred to as "Hell Priest."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ESVrU)
Oh.
So that's what those are.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I thought "birth control glasses" implied that, once they were removed, you'd want to boink the hot librarian underneath.
Can't see that as a possibility, here.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (xvV+O)
And a yellow normative identity.
Hunter Biden
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (oAa51)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: that goat from a different movie at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (1wjle)
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Do we know for sure it's a knockoff?
Multiple boxes were constructed, as shown in Hellraiser II...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (ESVrU)
hmm
take a look at Linda Cardellini in DTF St Louis
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 06:12 PM (j+aD2)
During 'A Serbian Film' yesterday, full 144 minute version. I started thinking they were trying too hard - doing things even muslims wouldn't do. It was like Hollywood film-makers doing their best to piss off Catholics imagining the big box-office dollars.
Later, I was reading up on it and that was the point of the film. They were protesting EU censorship and how only 'nice' Serbian movies would get funding. So they made the most offensive movie possible. But if you figure it out or know why, much less disturbing.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 06:11 PM (j10i6)
I recall that being the case although it seems like he was a bit skeevy in his explorer period. That scene happened in Hellraiser 2, IIRC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:41 PM
Those are some serious shoulder muscles.
Looks like a male swimmer's neck.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
.......
A Dr. Pimple Popper 9 maybe.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (1wjle)
13 Ghosts (done by the same guys as Ghost Ship) also played on the same theme as far as body horror. Horrible movie, but had some creepy scenes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)
What are considered fashionable frames now are just hideous. That and it being cool to go out in public looking like you just woke up...wake me when the world gets back to normal.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hJH5n)
I'm happy events have proven me correct. They're onto their next outrage
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (mHVWR)
Thanks. I think my husband and spouse are planning to go, so I appreciate the recommendation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hJH5n
Or current news.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:09 PM (hJH5n)
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Yep, goes back a while. Because my eyesight was particularly bad, I never got issued any by the Army. They were always on back order. Of course, as anyone will tell you, they are completely ineffective, especially as the weeks of coed basic training wear on.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (RMFMN)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 26, 2026 06:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 06:19 PM (n5tGW)
Yup, good ol' Dudley Do-right with the ass at the end of her chin.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:19 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
You're in a plural marriage? Wowee.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (hJH5n)
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Precisely because it's not real. So it's fake being scared or something. I never cared for it.
However, drama has it's place. I mean is "Jaws" a horror movie or just riveting drama?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)
What kind of throuple situation is Fen into?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 06:19 PM (n5tGW)
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Wow. Freudian slip?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 26, 2026 06:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (KwvKR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 26, 2026 06:21 PM (2Ez/1)
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Sister wife.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (X5FXP)
Of course; I'm a clergy woman. 😉
LOL. That was a typo. FenSpouse who BTW, is male and "son"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (PFs9e)
The first one goes in.
"Father, I've committed an impure act with one of my female classmates."
"Was it Bridget Flaherty?"
"I'm sorry, Father. I can't say."
"Was it Maureen O'Shaughnessy?"
"I'm sorry, Father. I can't say."
"Was it Caitlin Murphy?"
"I'm sorry, Father. I can't say."
"What you did was wrong, but I do admire your loyalty. Pray the rosary 10 times, and I'm not going to let you help at Mass for a month."
The altar boy leaves. His companions ask "What did you get?"
"A month off and three good prospects."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 06:23 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (PFs9e)
*takes away Fen's shovel*
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 06:23 PM (gKWVE)
Can't see that as a possibility, here.
Posted by: mikeski
I have reconsidered this position. If I wear a necktie around my waist, it's still a necktie, not a belt. So even if a girl with no need of male-gaze-averting BCGs is wearing them, they are still BCGs.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (2ap+5)
Mine suddenly learned to ride a harley and are 2 states over by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (2pYam)
IMHO forget the genetic testing… the test should be a Crocodile Dundee crotch grab. If he determines you’re male, you’re banned
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 06:15 PM (mHVWR)
I'd find new outrages coming along every 10 minutes tiring.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (PFs9e)
*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
No, really, how many?
Oh. None. That's likely, since there are about 1 per 20 million out there. And very few of them are Olympic class athletes. If any.
So fuck off with the one-off exceptions.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:25 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 06:25 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (snZF9)
Those are some seriously talented testicles.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 06:23 PM (gKWVE)
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You are doing the Lord's work.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (7flhA)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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If a female is up for the cause and down with the plan she's wearing BCGs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 06:14 PM (2ap+5)
Mine suddenly learned to ride a harley and are 2 states over by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (snZF9)
Yeah, that broad and her uptalking is unbearable… I got far enough in the video to notice she’s not wearing a wedding ring. Shocked!!!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 06:25 PM (q177U)
Sites were saying Netflix was raising prices in the US.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)
What I really enjoyed was The Argument I Would Always Win But People Wanted To get Into Anyway. It went like this: I was told that I needed gas mask inserts. I said "No, I can see fine without them. My vision is impaired on one side, when I am not wearing glasses I rely on the one good eye." (Truth.) I am then told that I WILL WEAR MY GAS MASK INSERTS OR ELSE. I say again "You are wasting taxpayer's money. Don't make them for me. I can see fine. If I can't I will let you know immediately." This goes back and forth for however long...
And eventually I hear "yeah, it has been determined your vision isn't bad enough to warrant inserts." Me: "Toldya".
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (hJH5n)
Men have better spatial skills than women. That's why men are still better at pool, darts, golf short game, etc.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:28 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (X5FXP)
What does having a dick have to do with being white or feminine?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:28 PM (DwqWV)
So fuck off with the one-off exceptions.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:25 PM (DwqWV)
Right. They always trot out those unfortunates, most of whom spend their lives just trying to get by, playing the shitty hand they've been dealt.
They're not the ones having parades or filing lawsuit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 06:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (7flhA)
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That National Lampoon cover is evergreen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 06:29 PM (60TZk)
From chuckling to 🤣 I've gone. Outdoing yourself, you are you are.
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Can urine be used for the test?
Elaine, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. You have the metabolism of a 68-year old woman and possible osteoporosis.
Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 26, 2026 06:21 PM
It's Russian dolls all the way down.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)
I have reconsidered this position. If I wear a necktie around my waist, it's still a necktie, not a belt. So even if a girl with no need of male-gaze-averting BCGs is wearing them, they are still BCGs.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (VHUov)
You have read A Separate Peace, I see. Phineas did that if I am not mistaken.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at March 26, 2026 06:22 PM (X5FXP)
They can complain all they want but when it comes to women-type things (fashion, beauty standards, education, social power, feminism, etc.) white Western women have been leading the way around the world for a few millennia now, at least back to the Greeks & Romans.
Only recently have East Asian & African-American women had any influence world-wide. That's mostly thanks to K-Pop, J-Pop and Hip-Hop & Rap and those ladies are copying and iterating on Western female standards themselves.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)
From John Konrad's excellent X essay on anger:
The great irony: people consuming and sharing these shortcuts believe they're saving time and thought. They end up consumed by it. The shortcut doesn't conserve cognitive energy. It injects a slow-burning emotional cost that has to be serviced continuously. You have to keep feeding the assumption. Keep reinforcing the story. Keep the anger alive, because if it dies, you'd have to go back and actually read those three pages of policy analysis you skipped.
https://tinyurl.com/bdhkyu75
Posted by: pookysgirl, sometimes philosphical at March 26, 2026 06:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at March 26, 2026 06:31 PM (X5FXP)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (xT8gx)
You might want to notice "her" exceptional shoulders which "she" is showing off, and "her" complete lack of breasts.
I think "she" is the one who is upset at not being allowed to play in the Olympics, but he really doesn't have a shot, anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:31 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM (hJH5n)
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Yeah, so in addition to not getting BCGs, I also didn't get inserts. So putting on my pro mask left me effectively blind, lost in a world of blurs. During the FTX, we're moving through the woods and we hit a place where there was a small fire, all blackened and we stop, turn to the drill sergeant who says nothing, and then we all are like "GAS! GAS! GAS!" and fumble for our masks, and now I'm blind, and have to hang on something LBE strap as we stumbled forward to the other side. Finally the drill sergeant is able to stop laughing long enough to shout "ALL CLEAR!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:26 PM (7flhA
I think that was a result of filling those women with testosterone and steroids.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:32 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:27 PM
Too right, mate.
Posted by: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee at March 26, 2026 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 06:32 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 26, 2026 06:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
It's Russian dolls all the way
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski doubles the entendre at March 26, 2026 06:33 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 06:33 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 06:34 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (5YmYl)
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/26/ trans-lawyer-hissy-fit-court-n2426480
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 06:25 PM (q177U)
"Hellraiser
is widely regarded as a queer horror classic, rooted in the sensibility of its openly gay creator, Clive Barker, and his exploration of kinky, transgressive sexuality. The franchise is celebrated for incorporating sadomasochistic themes, queer subtext, and breaking heteronormative standards, rather than focusing on a single gay character"
In the 2022 Hellraiser reboot, Pinhead was portrayed by trans actress Jamie Clayton to honor the androgynous, non-binary, and ethereal nature of the Cenobites in Clive Barker's original novella, The Hellbound Heart. The filmmakers wanted to create a fresh, "darker" interpretation, separating the new performance from Doug Bradley’s iconic male portrayal.
Uh...pass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (snZF9)
ABC....Helicopter and Jet almost collide. First TSA.
NBC....Guthrie
CBS....Near miss Jet. Now 20 year old fleeing to China after explosive device at Air Force Base
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 06:33 PM
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*ahem*
Posted by: Tay-Tay Swift at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (2pYam)
Word!
Posted by: Tanya Harding at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Sounds like you qualify for a quality Bauch & Lomb replacement part.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xT8gx)
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I was sent on a detail to do something at one point and the cadre paused and said I must be something special to be allowed to wear civilian glasses. I did get out of training a couple of times to go see if they were ready, which was nice. Better sitting on a bus than a road march, amirite?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tanya Harding at March 26, 2026 06:36 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (snZF9)
Yeah. Me too. Plenty of other stuff out there.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)
Fen, are you sitting on the nest?
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at March 26, 2026 06:37 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)
I had a massive screwup in basic that I now look back on and laugh. There was a small brick building filled with tear gas… we all had to go in with our gas masks… well I didn’t properly seal mine so after 5 seconds in there I can’t breathe…. I panic and run for the door. The drill sargent tries to block me but I’m so panicked I just run right over him in my desperation to breathe. He didn’t even punish me…. He looked at me on my knees retching and probably figured that was punishment enough. I laugh now but it wasn’t funny in the moment. Moral of the story - Seal your gas mask properly stupid!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto
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You really know how to hurt a queen's feelings.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at March 26, 2026 06:37 PM (2Ez/1)
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In the Lament Configuration?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (V4IXI)
Just saw a commercial on FNC for "Support Birthright Citizenship" sung to the tune of Born In the USA.
Sponsored by the ACLU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 06:39 PM (UjdFS)
Or LotR ??
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 06:40 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (V4IXI)
Well, this one think women can have "lady cocks" so that doesn't really bother her.
They are completely convinced their estrogen pills have magically transformed them into females and we're crazy for believing otherwise.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto
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Fun fact: Bruce Spence, who played the Gyro Captain, also played The Mouth of Sauron in "The Return of the King."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (xT8gx)
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I mean it's part proficiency, part discipline. Make sure it's good and sealed. See, isn't this nice. Gas everywhere, but we're breathing just fine.
Now take it off.
When I went through, Saddamite Iraq was the expected enemy with chemical weapons, so we got hit with CS a lot. With glasses, I had to move fast to get the geek strap off, pocket the frames and then mask fast enough to keep it out. I did, although one time I a little got in, but I was able to clear it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (60TZk)
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He must have had some work done.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)
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She has to take what she can get.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Coed Army BCT? I was in the 1st coed Basic Combat Training at Fort Dix, NJ in the Fall of 1978. Delta-Five-Three Dragons. We had Press covering us, etc. Sound familiar?
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:43 PM (7flhA)
I've always believed if the compromise was presented that you can compete as a female only if you were fully transitioned there would no longer be any tranny female athlete competitors.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:44 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 06:41 PM (60TZk)
It's a good thing he got a credit because nobody would be able to identify him otherwise.
It's not exactly a a great headshot he can add to the portfolio.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:44 PM (6ydKt)
New rd line date April 6
😡BUT THIS TIME HE REALLY REALLY MEANS IT!
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 26, 2026 06:45 PM (l1aSU)
This should be our issue. It should be beaten to death, like the left beats the drums of abortion “rights” every time an election nears.
Any father with a daughter who is involved in sports will object to having his daughter share locker rooms with and competing against boys. The athletes want a fair playing field.
It really is a 90-10 issue.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 06:45 PM (ie65O)
Posted by: McDirty at March 26, 2026 06:45 PM (RWXeq)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 06:46 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)
I've always believed if the compromise was presented that you can compete as a female only if you were fully transitioned there would no longer be any tranny female athlete competitors.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:44 PM (V4IXI)
I imagine 75% would have so many health complications after the surgery that they wouldn't be able to compete anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt)
@TheKevinDalton
1h
There is zero election integrity in Gavin Newsom’s lawless California.
Again, JJ Smith catches fraudsters paying homeless people in San Francisco $5 to sign a multitude of petitions.
How is it that JJ can find these guys but law enforcement cannot?
Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Bukd2)
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Nah, he's got the mullahs on the ropes.
And the ceiling. The floor. That wall a quarter mile away...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 06:47 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:43 PM (7flhA)
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By 2000 the big issue was cadre sleeping with trainees, and they had all sorts of rules about not touching trainees at all, instead directed other privates to adjust gear. The females had their own floor, which was on the top floor in the previous cycle, but they lowered bedsheets down and they guys climbed up during the night and got freaky. They were dimed out by the one chick who couldn't find a date.
During my cycle they had to Article 15 a few couples, but the smart ones waited until we were in the woods, though that sex would have been gruesome after a road march and sleeping in a hole.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 26, 2026 06:48 PM (PuIbQ)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 06:48 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 26, 2026 06:46 PM (6ydKt
They aren't cutting off their dick because they don't really want to physically be a woman. They just want to role play.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 06:48 PM (V4IXI)
Suspects? Suspects? That word is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here. I think the "woman" in question KNOWS what the answer is before the est is even done.
And by the fucking way, if their test comes up XY they can still fucking compete...against the men. And since men and woman are equal, and anything a man can do a woman can do better, this should be no problem, eh?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:50 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 06:50 PM (0MjtC)
This bothers us and we be calls on Presdent Obana dew something abouts this now !
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 26, 2026 06:50 PM (geT9b)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 06:51 PM (vOtXJ)
https://watch.plex.tv/movie/hellraiser-1987
https://tinyurl.com/yp93f8tr
https://tubitv.com/search/Hellraiser
Posted by: 6eyes at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (n/le7)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)
Disagree... If you have a Real Y down yonder you are a biological Female. And if you have a Slong and Ball Sack you are a Biological Male...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 26, 2026 06:53 PM (geT9b)
Posted by: Conan the Olympian at March 26, 2026 06:54 PM (yFLFB)
https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/03/26/ trans-lawyer-hissy-fit-court-n2426480
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2026 06:35 PM (CWTWj)
Fabulous! That is one worthless twat right there. Fat woman with a beard, assumes the world owes her respect, finds out you have to earn it. Maybe if she had learned that earlier, like, from her parents, she wouldn't be a bearded freak now.
I appreciate how very patient everyone was with her. No reason they should have been, except for manners, which she clearly lacked.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 26, 2026 06:55 PM (DwqWV)
Oh, the stories I could tell. All that happened in 1978 (including the Road March and Bivouac hookups). Lots of weed smoking by the Drill Instructors as they were all Vietnam Vets, but they were tough, just the same.
I need to read your Blog, A.H. Lloyd...
Posted by: TXMarko at March 26, 2026 06:59 PM (7flhA)
Its so obvious that anyone born male has a huge physical advantage over actual women that it boggles my mind that the IOC and college athletic programs ever allowed it. If they had to protect the tranny feelz they could have just made name changes to XX and XY divisions.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (+89TD)
Man, Trumps on fire.
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When you speak truth into chaos, it brings order. Jordan Peterson.
The Word. Think about it.
Then consider Ace of spades HQ. Ace is doing God's work. Order into chaos. Thanks buddy. It's important.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 07:06 PM (YrUlT)
It means you compete with the men.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 07:12 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)
Its so obvious that anyone born male has a huge physical advantage over actual women that it boggles my mind that the IOC and college athletic programs ever allowed it. If they had to protect the tranny feelz they could have just made name changes to XX and XY divisions.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 07:03 PM (+89TD)
I think the sanity was that Trump told them that sweet US corporate money and ads were on the line if they pulled that crap.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (RRloY)
I will gladly put my track record as a human male in the identification of human females up against the track record of any journalist, or any "expert" put forth by a journalist, on any subject of public controversy from the past ten years.
Posted by: DaveL at March 27, 2026 06:10 AM (IQqp7)
The 83-Year-Old Veteran Pushed Into the Subway Tracks by an Illegal Alien With a Long Criminal History Has Now Died of His Injuries
You defended our country, but our country refused to defend you. He wasn't actually hit by a subway -- another man was also pushed into the subway tracks, and he ignored his own pain to get the 83-year-old veteran on to the platform before a train could run them over. But when an 83-year-old takes a headlong fall into a seven foot trench filled with hard steel tracks, he's probably not going to survive. This happened in Manhattan -- Soros DA Alvin Bragg's fiefdom.The 83-year-old US Air Force veteran who was randomly shoved onto the subway tracks by an illegal migrant on the Upper East Side has died from his injuries -- and his alleged killer has been charged with murder. Grandfather Richard Williams succumbed to his injuries March 17 after he was allegedly pushed onto the tracks with another man while waiting for a train at the Lexington Avenue-63rd Station just before noon March 8, authorities and sources said. His alleged attacker, Honduran national Bairon Hernandez, 34, was arrested March 10 at a homeless shelter -- and his charges have been upgraded to second-degree murder following Williams' death, court records show.Second-degree murder in NY is the equivalent of first degree murder in most jurisdictions. They reserve first degree murder for murders of cops and judges and public officials. It's not great, but this isn't the second degree murder you're probably thinking of.
Maybe the two men thrown in front of a subway by a serial criminal illegal alien were just in the "wrong place at the wrong time"? Regarding the Chicago Alderman who said that Sheridan Gorman was "in the wrong place at the wrong time," minimizing the fact that an illegal alien who actually was in the wrong place -- get the f*** out of my country -- murdered her for nothing. This Alderwoman claimed Sheridan Gorman "startled" her killer. See, she shouldn't go startling illegal aliens out hunting co-eds. The onus was on her to not startle the illegal alien.
Prosecutors had said Williams was "brain-dead," and Williams' daughter, Debbie Williams, told The Post days after the attack her father was not likely to pull through. The medical examiner declared his death a homicide. John Pena, 30, was also shoved onto the tracks by Hernandez but ignored his own injuries and heroically helped pull Williams back onto the platform moments before a train rolled into the station. Chilling cellphone footage of the attack, apparently shot by Pena from the train tracks, shows the suspect casually strolling along the platform after pushing both men onto the subway bed. Prosecutors had previously said Williams was left "brain-dead" and his daughter, Debbie Williams, told The Post days after the attack her father was not likely to "wake up." She declined to comment Thursday on her father's death, which the medical examiner ruled a homicide. Williams' daughter previously had some choice words for the accused murderer. "I want him to go to the Venezuela prison, the worst place he could go to," she said. "I want him to suffer for the rest of his life. Prison justice would be appropriate." Williams, a retired Air Force pilot, had just won a five-year battle with prostate cancer six months ago and had found a new lease on life, she said.
... Hernandez is a "serial criminal" with a lengthy rap sheet of at least 15 charges, including aggravated assault, possession of a weapon, and domestic violence, according to the US Department of Homeland Security.
Libs Of Chicago
@Libs_OfChicago Alderman Maria Hadden has temporarily closed her office because she claims conservatives are calling & threatening her. While I don't completely condone that I understand why & so should she. When you say that someone killed by an illegal alien was at the wrong place & wrong time & that the community is safe despite the killer not caught by police at the time then you should expect ppl to be angry.
Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber
@MartiniShark
So she is the victim in this, not the murdered co-ed. Got it...
Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2 A shattered family from New York is trying to figure out how to get their daughter's body back home from Chicago after she was executed by an illegal. A wife is in labor right now without her husband by her side because he was killed in a fire set by a repeat criminal in Chicago. Dozens of "teens" terrorized parts of the city last night. Pay attention to what state and city leaders--especially those who think they can run Chicago--are talking about and posting on social media. If you see meaningless posts about snow plows, March Madness, and e-scooters, you have a right to be furious at their cowardice, their fecklessness, and even worse, their inhumanity at this moment.
A shattered family from New York is trying to figure out how to get their daughter’s body back home from Chicago after she was executed by an illegal. A wife is in labor right now without her husband by her side because he was killed in a fire set by a repeat criminal in Chicago.… pic.twitter.com/GQA8Tk2qGU
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) March 26, 2026
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: “We cannot put people in jail anymore. It’s racist.”
— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 25, 2026
I can't believe this is realpic.twitter.com/0C6hTaJA8g
Mayor Brandon Johnson is asked if he considered rescheduling this anti-ICE stunt considering an illegal had brutally killed Sheridan Gorman in Chicago just last week.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) March 25, 2026
He said no, her murder “is not going to deter us from our work, in fact, it’s going to challenge us all to… https://t.co/MOYkdi0WpE pic.twitter.com/mDxfpwSr6i
🚨 BREAKING: A DEMOCRAT Chicago Alderman just eviscerated his own party and JB Pritzker after an illegal alien killed Sheridan Gorman
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 25, 2026
"To say it's DONALD TRUMP'S fault simply because we refuse to work with them to go after those high priority targets?!"
"There are 2,000… pic.twitter.com/uR7PMqfM25
BREAKING: An ICE agent saved an infant’s life after the baby stopped breathing at JFK airport
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 26, 2026
Thank goodness the heroic agent was there and jumped into action!
The media will never show you this pic.twitter.com/O8lzzB5MDq
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:45 PM (U+tJ3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:42 PM
Because they are of their father, the devil.
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness; Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (zjgNU)
Ahh. The important people.
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 04:47 PM (vFG9F)
What don't you get about "she startled him"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:47 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 26, 2026 04:48 PM (oCS0o)
And kill babies along the way for fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:48 PM (fhCge)
Its great Trump is deporting illegals, but where are the charges for the people that brought them here, the people that put them on welfare, and the people that let them commit violent crime with impunity?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 26, 2026 04:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:49 PM (fhCge)
Next up on Reddit: After he saved that kids life, the ICE agent them transported him 50 miles outside of town and left it alone. In a Blizzard.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:50 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:51 PM (xT8gx)
People need to wake the fuck up and stop sleep walking through the dem-generated dystopias on autopilot.
Posted by: heya at March 26, 2026 04:51 PM (QNm27)
HOWEVER, now the same people who insisted on this "police state" act are demanding that they be removed because an overwhelming majority of the offenders identified and documented turned out to be immigrants (people holding more melanin in their skin that hometown residents). It proved the wrong narrative, and they did a full 180 on their value.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:51 PM (dIske)
Posted by: 18-1
What would you charge them with?
Seriously--what would the charge be? Would it hold up in court? Would it even get past that bullshit "Congressional immunity" or other "qualified immunity" doctrine that prevents any and all accountability?
This is not a system problem, it is a people who lack a conscience problem. You cannot solve that with laws and procedures.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 26, 2026 04:51 PM (OUMaO)
>>>I feel bad not just for Williams' family but for Pena too. He probably feels a lot of guilt that he wasn't able to completely save Williams.
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking a break at March 26, 2026 04:52 PM (Wt5PA)
@Libs_OfChicago
Alderman Maria Hadden has temporarily closed her office because she claims conservatives are calling & threatening her.
They always claim this but I have never seen them produce any evidence of actual threats.
Posted by: They're always the real victims at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (TbWk/)
Also thankful for the ICE agent that saved a choking baby. Everyone should know CPR for all ages. It's not hard and you no longer have to breathe into a hobo's mouth (should this be a bumper sticker?).
Chicago is a lost cause. Unreal. Who would want to go there? My weirdest niece and her even weirder atheist husband were there for 8yrs and certainly thrived in rabid liberalism. Totally wacko.
Sometimes the "world is too much with us."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
At a high level: theft, theft, and treason
It isn't legal to spend government funds on an activity that is illegal.
Well, bringing in illegals is...illegal.
No this won't count the fake refugee cases, but this would deal with the straight up illegals.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (b6QZU)
All of Chicago is the wrong time and place. Just don't fucking go there and you won't be murdered in Chicago.
Same for NYC, LA, etc.
Posted by: heya at March 26, 2026 04:54 PM (QNm27)
Shame execution wasn't on the table anymore
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)
>>>>>>>
I'm more than willing to debate ways to avoid the cost of jailing at least SOME criminals.
We should bring back corporal punishments and shaming. Caning. Flogging. Pillory. Stocks.
Oh, what's that? You mean we should just have NO punishment for crimes?
What a surprise.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:55 PM (zjgNU)
i forgot that part!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
Well, he was behind a tree stalking her. I guess surprised when he noticed her and killed her.
BS! It's all insane BS!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2026 04:56 PM (WmJ2H)
BS! It's all insane BS!
Yup, they will defend the animals of their pack no matter what.
I wonder what would happen if we all took that same position...
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 04:56 PM (4NO2D)
Let me guess - they are shouting "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" in startlingly mellifluous accents?
Posted by: gKWVE be irie, mon at March 26, 2026 04:57 PM (gKWVE)
We should bring back corporal punishments and shaming. Caning. Flogging. Pillory. Stocks.
Oh, what's that? You mean we should just have NO punishment for crimes?
What a surprise.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:55 PM (zjgNU)"
Well sure, but show me a goverment you'd trust to implement those.
I'd sooner rely on an armed poplulace to stop most acts, strong borders, and a governments dragging feet about vigilantism sometimes
Posted by: heya at March 26, 2026 04:57 PM (QNm27)
BS! It's all insane BS!
Yup, they will defend the animals of their pack no matter what.
I wonder what would happen if we all took that same position...
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
You would be a racist, and that is the unforgivable sin.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 04:57 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 04:58 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: ...Rats, Vermin, Etc. at March 26, 2026 04:59 PM (oftw2)
Those aren't the illegal aliens we're getting now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 04:59 PM (IG3/x)
A man can still dream, right?
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2026 04:59 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 05:00 PM (2ap+5)
We call those The Salad Picking Days.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 05:00 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 05:01 PM (viF8m)
i forgot that part!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
______________________________
Medical examiners report said she was shot in the back of the neck as she was running away from him. IOW, he didn't want her to report him (which "startled" him)...so he shot her.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 05:01 PM (dIske)
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Well, the victims and their families and friends are punished, at least.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 05:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: CTHillary at March 26, 2026 05:02 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:51 PM (dIske)
Proving that the British learned nothing from the push to equip police in the US with body cameras.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)
With regard to illegal aliens, knowingly bringing in, transporting, harboring, concealing, shielding from detection or encouraging to enter the US unlawfully are all federal crimes.
www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1324
Posted by: With big fines and prison time attached at March 26, 2026 05:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 05:03 PM (ehY6c)
I'm not risking getting into a fight for my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 05:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Libs Of Chicago
@Libs_OfChicago
Alderman Maria Hadden has temporarily closed her office because she claims conservatives are calling & threatening her.
They always claim this but I have never seen them produce any evidence of actual threats.
Posted by: They're always the real victims
Hey, have you heard the noose?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:04 PM (Cqx++)
This is the easiest, simplest way imaginable to reduce crime rates in your city - ship out 2,00 people who are not citizens and who commit crimes.
You also reduce your costs, because I have little doubt each and every one is a burden on city welfare services. My guess is you'll save $20 million a year.
Less crime and mroe tax dollars.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 05:04 PM (vOtXJ)
Those aren't the illegal aliens we're getting now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Not true. I used to do criminal sentencing work and the fact is that illegals got it easy for a long time now despite federal criminal charges. They often got undeserved downward departures from the federal sentencing guidelines because they and their families would get deported otherwise.
Ended up in a weird quirk where Hispanics did best under the Federal Sentencing Regulations than any other demographic because of it. Most of the charges were related to drug dealing.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 05:05 PM (E4rtv)
This is pretty much the reason I get door to door transportation when I go to NYC.
I'm not risking getting into a fight for my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I heard right here on this site that you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than being attacked in NYC.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)
Based on the economic impacts we are seeing with Trump's deportations it looks like maybe 10% of illegals have some non-crime type job.
And pretty much 100% are on at least one form of welfare.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Once that happens, the impeachments will follow, and the media will trumpet the effort to marginalize Trump 24/7.
Many Americans, mostly those that still watch the "news" will tire of the circus and simply unplug from current events.
This will serve the purposes of the Democrats as an uninformed, ignorant electorate is exactly what they need to pursue their power grab.
And the Project 2029 will proceed to band sites like this one, make opposition to the Progressive Agenda a "hate crime" and the American Experiment will follow Spain, England and the rest of Europe into a new Dark Age.
We will look back at 2025/2026 as the last gasp of any real freedom and liberty.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 26, 2026 05:07 PM (MNCvZ)
i forgot that part!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
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Sure, there's an epidemic of young white females sneaking up on gang bangers.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
@IfindRetards 5m
Australian police now doing recruitment drives in foreign languages. Cooked.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (diia5)
I'll take 'Complete Bullshit' for $500 Alex.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (bufu1)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 05:01 PM (viF8m)
Hey, ese, we got no gangs in our hood. Gangs is bitches, we all cartel. -- Brandon Johnson
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)
This is the easiest, simplest way imaginable to reduce crime rates in your city - ship out 2,00 people who are not citizens and who commit crimes.
You also reduce your costs, because I have little doubt each and every one is a burden on city welfare services. My guess is you'll save $20 million a year.
Less crime and mroe tax dollars.
Posted by: The Whine Guy
The Democrat system in Chicago used to be embedded with Capone and Mafia cronies. That changed now to ethnic criminal gangs and the gangs go free because they support their local Dems in office, many gang members are often loosely employed by them via grants, etc., The gangs do the dirty for the Dems like vote fraud, ballot harvesting, fake registrations, intimidation, etc. so that the gangs can do their drug dealing, etc. without hindrance from the cops.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)
Perhaps you should go into psychic predictions online? You have no idea what will happen and either this is a left wing troll or you are completely demoralized and depressed, need to get off the internet and gets some meds for depression.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 05:11 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Q+gd/)
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The Chicago Way, bitches!
-Barak Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 05:11 PM (Dv3i1)
A man can still dream, right?
Posted by: Ripley
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They have a lot of alderman and a few areas of the city are still sane. Crime heat maps show where the worst of it is. But wildings happen on occasion via flash mobs in the best of areas nowadays.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Political backscratching 101
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 05:12 PM (ESVrU)
How stupid are the black gangs that they allow this to go on? Don't they see what happened in Compton and Watts? What is the demographic breakdown of those sections of Los Angeles now?
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:13 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Treason On Steroids at March 26, 2026 05:13 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 05:01 PM (viF8m)
Yep! Bonus is that President Trump commuted his prison sentence February 18, 2020. Which probably adds to Pritzker's and Johnson's hatred.
He knows where the bodies are buried.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 05:14 PM (WONhk)
i forgot that part!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
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Sure, there's an epidemic of young white females sneaking up on gang bangers.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
Illegals are easily startled! We must stop this epidemic, so just be compaassionate- wear a bell around your neck while in public.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 05:14 PM (lCppi)
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Posted by: Joyenz at March 26, 2026 05:15 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)
Treason, I don't know if you ever saw the 4chan thread on psychopaths in the California prison system, but it was pretty enlightening. Basically the most common psychopath is simply a person who lacks the intellectual capacity, the processing power, to envision another person's mind/feelings.
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:17 PM (g6TN6)
2...
3. Profit!
1. Release untouchable criminals on the locals
2. Punish the locals for self defense
3. The locals beg for government intervention
4. Pass laws giving government more power
5. People in government collect power and profit
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 05:17 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 05:19 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 26, 2026 05:20 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 05:21 PM (xjfHr)
No bonhomme, the plan is far simpler
1. Import criminals
2. Let them rum amok, w/ no citizen self defense
3. Immiserate the populace to usher in communistvrevolution
Literally, that is the actual playbook
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:22 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 05:23 PM (jAisO)
I've had this conversation with younger lefty LIVS:
LIV: Its not fair housing is so expensive the government needs to reduce the cost!
Me: Didn't you say immigration is a right and you welcomed all the immigrants coming in?
LIV: What does that have to do with housing costs?
Me: You realize they have to live somewhere right? If you bring in say a 1000 people to your area that's a 1000 more people competing with you for housing right?
LIV: Like, no this isn't about the immigrants this is about why there isn't enough housing
/conversation repeats for a while then I get called racist
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)
2. Let them rum amok, w/ no citizen self defense
3. Immiserate the populace to usher in communistvrevolution
I think we're saying basically the same thing. Create chaos -> disallow individual response to chaos -> individuals vote for more more gov't control -> use gov't control to bring about the commie revolution
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 05:27 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: imp
I have a neighbor who is former law enforcement, who says the same thing.
You ask one of these thugs who just beat the crap out of some elderly person, "how would you like it if someone did that to you?"
They answer, "nobody did that to me."
They literally can't envision the hypothetical. It's beyond what their brain can do.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 05:28 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: imp
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They aren't stupid they're dead. Only a remnant remains.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 05:29 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 26, 2026 05:30 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:13 PM (g6TN6)
I was gonna go to the mattresses...
But then i got high
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2026 05:30 PM (Ot/FD)
2. Let them rum amok, w/ no citizen self defense
3. Immiserate the populace to usher in communist revolution
Literally, that is the actual playbook
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:22 PM (g6TN6)
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Anarcho-tyranny.
That's exactly what they're planning. The commies want the retarded illegals to stay because they think they're going to be their foot soldiers in the civil war against the normies when they kick it off. It will probably work in the big blue cities where the judicial system is already owned lock, stock, and barrel by the Marxists.
But, as someone once said, try that in a small town. See how far you make it down that road.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)
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That object being the destruction of the Constitution.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 26, 2026 05:34 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 05:34 PM (dCMcd)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 26, 2026 05:35 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 05:36 PM (GD0B3)
LIV: Like, no this isn't about the immigrants this is about why there isn't enough housing
Ask them for their solution to housing shortage and affordability.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Cqx++)
Translation: It isn't a homicide if there's no arrest and/or conviction.
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 26, 2026 05:40 PM (wBaIH)
i forgot that part!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
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Sure, there's an epidemic of young white females sneaking up on gang bangers.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 05:08 PM (G0vdT)
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It's not so much it's stupid. It is.
It is that she seeks to minimize the murder by eliding it with the victim's behavior.
When you see it through leftist eyes, it has got to be her fault somehow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 05:40 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)
Well, that settles it. I'm not going there.
Posted by: Zombie Lee Trevino at March 26, 2026 05:40 PM (zafwz)
They should next order NYPD to kill every last American citizen in NYC.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 05:41 PM (hJH5n)
I took a read of The Gulag Archipelago recently. Solzhenitsyn has a couple of chapters on the privileged place that common criminals occupied in the communist system.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 05:41 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Q+gd/)
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Statistically speaking the troll's a Dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 05:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2026 05:42 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 05:34 PM (dCMcd)
Again, there's only going to be a couple dozen of us wondering who you mean.
In my defense, there's no cover charge and it's raining.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 05:43 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well, that settles it. I'm not going there.
Posted by: Zombie Lee Trevino
They'd arrest you for openly carrying a weapon, anyway, Mr. One-Iron.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 05:43 PM (VHUov)
Add in the fact that in NYC the police are prohibited from officially reporting murders until they go through the review process. Most murders are not reported to the fib as murders.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 05:44 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 05:45 PM (+nEug)
Read the 3 long versions and think of that often with out Marxists letting criminals prey on citizens
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Grok says this is true. Unless, you are a beloved Subway Michael Jackson Impersonator.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (W7FsI)
The government builds more houses and pays for them.
Oh, here is another fun one. I saw a news story go by arguing that the reason housing was affordable in the past is that it let people build triple deckers and other cheap crowded housing anywhere and the question was why can't we just do it now? And the answers, from other liberals were hilarious:
1) That violates the Americans with Disability Act! I can't climb two flights of stairs!
2) I really don't think that would fit in with my parent's suburban neighborhood and its already too crowded here anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: I was JUST about to post an OT funny at March 26, 2026 05:48 PM (ULPxl)
NYC is a city, not a whole state. So that is not saying much.
It's a blue city hell hole like most large cities in the country, not fit to live in. And prosecution in these cities are suspect anyway. Thanks to Soros.
Posted by: Case at March 26, 2026 05:50 PM (pvf3X)
Trump: "I don't care about the Democrats. The Democrats hate our country."
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 05:52 PM (ndZc7)
- A Solzhenitsyn
This is what's at stake in November.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 26, 2026 05:53 PM (MNCvZ)
They created a fear of affordable housing by supporting the bastardized definition of the phrase.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (zafwz)
I guess I really have become one with the black pill, because we can't even agree with the Democrats that criminals and evil people are worth removing from society.
I just don't see any way out of this mess.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (WYStd)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 26, 2026 05:55 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:17 PM (g6TN6)
I did not see that thread, but I've seen plenty of evidence. What blew my mind was one guy, I think the judge was trying to explain the seriousness of the offense to him, why he was being sentenced the way he was. I forget what it was, so imagine it was something like driving drunk, speeding, at night, blowing stoplights, on the wrong side of the street, and the judge was trying to explain that IF someone HAD BEEN going the other way, he WOULD HAVE caused a brutal head-on collision. And he simply couldn't grasp it. "But I didn't hit nobody!"
He could get up, get dressed, and even drive a car (badly). But he couldn't grasp unactualized endangerment, because to him the counterfactual was a lie, not a hypothetical that COULD HAVE happened. Literally retarded, and behind the wheel, armed (with a motor vehicle) and dangerous.
Posted by: SciVo at March 26, 2026 06:08 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 05:47 PM
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that the illegal population in the US is about 40,000,000. biden let in over 15,000,000 that they admitted to. Pretty sure they were not counting the ones that just walked across the border in that number, that is probably another 5 million.
Add that to the estimated 20 million that were already here and we have about 40 million illegals living in this country. We are talking well over 10% of our population is illegals and they consume a tremendous amount of public welfare benefits.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 06:17 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 26, 2026 06:38 PM (cO6oP)
Once that happens, the impeachments will follow, and the media will trumpet the effort to marginalize Trump 24/7.
Many Americans, mostly those that still watch the "news" will tire of the circus and simply unplug from current events.
This will serve the purposes of the Democrats as an uninformed, ignorant electorate is exactly what they need to pursue their power grab.
And the Project 2029 will proceed to band sites like this one, make opposition to the Progressive Agenda a "hate crime" and the American Experiment will follow Spain, England and the rest of Europe into a new Dark Age.
We will look back at 2025/2026 as the last gasp of any real freedom and liberty.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at March 26, 2026 05:07 PM (MNCvZ)
Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us.
Posted by: Robert W. Pratt at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (hJH5n)
Operation Sorry, Charlie: Reports Claim Israel Packs Explosives Into Canned Tuna Intended for Revolutionary Guards Forces, Kills At Least Five, Injures Dozens, Puts Many Off Fish Forever
Iran's winning so much they're getting tired of all the winning!
Before the Food-Borne Illness Attack: Iran's Naval chief, in charge of shutting down the Strait of America and harassing ships and killing people for the past decade has himself been"opened" by Israeli missiles.
The elite Iranian naval commander who authorized the closure of the Strait of Hormuz to ship traffic was killed in an Israeli airstrike along with the service's top intelligence official, the Jewish state's military announced Thursday. Alireza Tangsiri, leader of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy (IRGC-N), was eliminated in an overnight strike on the fleet's home port of Bandar Abbas, Defense Minister Israel Katz said during a morning assessment alongside military officials. Tangsiri, 64, became the latest high-profile Iranian official to have been rubbed out after the assassinations earlier this month of IRGC spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini, the regime's de facto leader Ali Larijani, and Gen. Gholamreza Soleimani, commander of the paramilitary Basij forces. Katz said the strike was meant to send a "message" to the IRGC: "The IDF will hunt you down and eliminate you one by one." In a separate statement, Adm. Brad Cooper, the leader of US Central Command (CENTCOM), said Tangsiri's death "makes the region safer" and called on members of the IRGC-N to "immediately abandon their post and return home to avoid further risk of unncecessary injury or death." "Since the commencement of Operation Epic Fury, 92% of the large ships in the Iranian Navy have been eliminated," Cooper noted. "As a result, IRGC-N has completely lost their ability to project power in the Middle East or around the world. Now, with the loss of their long-time leader, the IRGC-N is on an irreversible decline."The media will be quick to celebrate this, as it only proves that Drumpf! and his Puppet-Master Netanyahu are "getting desperate" and are isolated because they "have no Iranians left to lie to."
Iran International English
@IranIntl_En 9h An official from Iran's Revolutionary Guards said the minimum age for participation in war-related support roles has been lowered to 12, according to remarks aired on state media. Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with the Guards in Tehran, said an initiative called "For Iran" was recruiting participants to assist with activities such as patrols, checkpoints and logistics. "Given that the age of those coming forward has dropped and they are asking to take part, we lowered the minimum age to 12," he said, adding that 12- and 13-year-olds could now take part if they wished. The comments were broadcast as part of state coverage of the war effort. The move comes despite Iran's commitments under the Convention on the Rights of the Child, which prohibits the use of children in military activities.
An official from Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said the minimum age for participation in war-related support roles has been lowered to 12, according to remarks aired on state media.
— Iran International English (@IranIntl_En) March 26, 2026
Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with the Guards in Tehran, said an initiative called “For Iran”… pic.twitter.com/X7LGnIaKTF
This video is another proof of the recruitment of 12 year old children for militia in Iran.#IranChildSoldiers pic.twitter.com/1zlZTl2jJR
— Martin (@Martin_Sedi) March 26, 2026
Now, for the food can attack. Only five are known to be dead, but that number may rise. "Dozens" were injured by the exploding cans. I can't confirm this, and no "reputable" media (LOL) has confirmed it. But Mahyar Tousi ran it, and that's good enough for me. This account, which seems to be an Iranian propaganda site, accidentally confirms the attack, even though they make up stories about US and Israeli warplanes "dropping" the cans of explosive tuna on to poor civilians. Sure. We're dropping cans of fucking tuna out of bombers. Sure.
American and Israeli warplanes carried out a new attack in parts of southern Iran by dropping explosive devices disguised as food cans over civilian areas in Shiraz, killing several residents and injuring others. According to field reports, the devices were released over the southern outskirts of Shiraz, particularly around Kafri village, where several civilians were killed. The attack came after the enemy's failure to achieve its objectives through earlier military strikes, in what local sources described as a blind and criminal act targeting populated areas. The suspicious objects were described as resembling ready-made food cans and being slightly larger than standard tuna tins. The devices contain explosive material and are designed to detonate when opened or handled, making them especially dangerous to unsuspecting civilians. Videos circulating on social media show urgent warnings instructing residents not to approach, touch, or attempt to open the objects. Citizens have been strongly advised to keep a safe distance, avoid gathering near any suspicious device, and immediately report its exact location to security and intelligence authorities.The explosive cans of tuna are designed to blow up if "opened or handled," but they... did not blow up after being dropped from bombers to the ground?
A video which some claim ran on Iran state TV and others claim is unverified from unknown sources shows them safely exploding one of the cans.
🚨 At least 5 dead in suspected “pager-style” attack using canned food!
— The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 (@TheIranWatcher) March 26, 2026
Reports claim explosive devices were hidden inside canned food distributed to Basij and security forces in Fars Province, detonating upon opening.
At least 5 killed, multiple injured, and distribution has… pic.twitter.com/oIJ1HKAMKE
⚡️🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱 Iranian state media reported that explosive devices allegedly disguised as canned goods were used in an alleged attack on a residential area in Shiraz, allegedly targeting civilians.
— Juan Carlos 🇮🇱 (@JuanCarlos23431) March 26, 2026
During the distribution of food to IRGC forces in Fars province, some cans containing pic.twitter.com/72JA4xq2cP
CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!! Posted by: weft cut-loopThese Gay Islamic Coward Savages are winning so hard they gave Trump what he called a "beautiful present." That present? They gave him eight boats filled with oil. Then they decided that wasn't a nice enough gift so they gave him two more boats filled with oil. I guess this is intended to be a bribe?
🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just revealed the present Iran's leaders gifted him was 8 boats of OIL through the Strait of Hormuz!
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 26, 2026
"Then they apologized for something, and SENT 2 MORE BOATS. It was 10 boats!"
"I said, well, I guess they were right, they were real! I think they… pic.twitter.com/DRQ6XRlOJ5
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Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)
The palestinians are not outliers. All the musselmen will sacrifice their children.
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Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:36 PM (HyaXg)
The musselmen ones have been brainwashed to be eager to die. But the Persian ones likely didn't have a choice.
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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)
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The Blade is reluctant to continue FIRST combat because of the scolding from some troll in the last thread. The Blade was disciplined, chastised, and is very sorry and learned his lesson.
NOT! The Blade just was late to this thread.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: MartynWW at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (M9zxq)
Husband and I have stopped eating canned tuna for a few years.
It is not tuna, it is some awful tasting canned something now.
We won't be worried about being blown up with canned tuna, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (3ek7K)
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Are we still talking about Mayo Pete?
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)
I guess it's a start.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
but the propaganda site claiming we're dropping tuna cans out of the sky on to civilians does lend a lot of credence...
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Stateless
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Already there. Mossad set up the Man Goat Love Association for IRGC and mullahs. Online dating app like Hinge where you can swipe through comely goats in your area willing to throw down. No strings attached, just hot sweaty bestiality.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)
Remember, it's not a war crime the first time.
- Canadian Army.
Posted by: PabloD at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (B7k2N)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
Time was when it was THE go to source for happenings in The Outside World that the media refused to report on. Its U.S. section was wretched, populated as it is with U.S. correspondents that are your typical Leftist media types. Then the rot simply continued until it became unreadable, and not to mention the writing itself was inexcusably poor.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (464q3)
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Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (W7FsI)
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Definitions of "volunteer" now include "ripping children from their family's care and shoving them out into bombing raids"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (RnaE2)
Posted by: C4 Of The Sea at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (vFG9F)
Mini parachutes.
Either that, or it's a rendition of the story after WWII about Geronimo the beaver........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Get the fuck out of my cab.
Posted by: The Nigerian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (qUkBO)
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Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (vFG9F)
Couldn't highlight the differences between the Western world and the backwards demon-worshippers any better.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (HyaXg)
Shoulda checked the "Best if used by" date.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)
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Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (Iwv3U)
Time was when it was THE go to source for happenings in The Outside World that the media refused to report on. Its U.S. section was wretched, populated as it is with U.S. correspondents that are your typical Leftist media types. Then the rot simply continued until it became unreadable, and not to mention the writing itself was inexcusably poor.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Globalism but I'll wager that most of the swells that bought it never actually read much of it. They just wanted the prestige when it was shipped to the office. Internet made it obsolete like the NYT.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (2ap+5)
He was Big Tuna... now, no tuna.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (1wjle)
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What was the minimum age before? The point about 12 and 13 years old now eligible suggested the old minimum was 14. Still obscenely young and I doubt any civilized society would allow it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ)
Forget it we're rolling
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)
The guys who wrote Airplane and Naked Gun are Jewish, and I think one of them is based.
Are they the ones working up these scenarios?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Miller at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (54Efn)
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Posted by: REO Speedwagon at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (AkEZC)
IRGC Rations, not Tuna.
And it is pretty easy to target with Rations.
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Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (kAwT5)
"And report your little sisters to the mosque for ... special duty."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (PYyV9)
That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc
It was jaw dropping.
Posted by: Leupold at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (RnaE2)
That's also plan B for Obama's presidential Library of Doom if they can't find their 100 unpaid volunteers.
Opening in 85 more days!
Get your tickets now.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Goatweed at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (jK3NL)
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I liked those guys. Still can't pronounce Kaukonen. Jack Cassidy is easy.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (n17eQ)
“Economists’ odd aversion to sex work”
It’s WHORING or PROSTITUTION, you morons! One, I guess writing those words is just TOO HARD. Or, two, they don’t sound Marxist enough.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: 2/10 at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (W7FsI)
Two months from now people will be going "Straits of what?" and only remember vaguely that the news was stupid and wrong, again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (PYyV9)
That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc
It was jaw dropping.
Posted by: Leupold
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Rupert Murdoch and Sons have ruined everything they touch in news outlets with their TDS and the WSJ is no exception.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Cqx++)
*Lyrics in Salt N' Pepa's trash can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at March 26, 2026 03:42 PM (1wjle)
"Its not a tuna!"
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (j10i6)
Get your tickets now.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b
Get your tickets or be convicted of insolence.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (464q3)
Try cucumber.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (W7FsI)
I would think ships going through the Hormuz Gauntlet would switch their tracking transpoders off a long time before they made the run.
Posted by: MartynWW at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (M9zxq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (n17eQ)
That they'll own Hormuz and be allowed to take tolls from the rest of the world forever. All Trump's fault, etc
Go back and get a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Cqx++)
Two months from now people will be going "Straits of what?" and only remember vaguely that the news was stupid and wrong, again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:46 PM (PYyV9)
_____
"Tell us about it"
-- The two retards in MN killed by ICE
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (xT8gx)
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Some parts of some of their songs are ok
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Tom Fogerty, who created the sound of CCR, left the band to go solo and CCR sued him because his solo work sounded too much like CCR. They of course, won their suit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (Kt19C)
A near-limitless supply of orphaned slaves of the state awaiting death, while the leadership scurry from one rat hole to another.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (n5tGW)
Canned Heat would be a better choice.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (gm9Sb)
Current one I saw was, how Iran was going to booby-trap and mine Karg Island and garrison 1000s of soldiers there who will slaughter the Marines if they dare land.
Or we could, you know, blockade the island and wait them out until they starve ....
TACO!!! nO pLAn!!! Squawk, squawk!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (HXT0k)
Father keep right on prayin'
Don't you stop prayin' for this old world is almost done
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
Keep your lamps trimmed and burning
For this old world is almost done...
Posted by: Hot Tuna at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ej+CS)
achmed: what's this?
hadji: some tuna. supposed to be good for you
achmed: you try it?
hadji: I'm not gonna try it, you try it
achmed: I'm not gonna try it
hadji: let's get mohammed to try it
achmed: yeah! he won't eat it, he hates everything!
hadji: He likes it! hey mohammed!
achmed: aw man, he blew up! Hey mohammed!
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (n17eQ)
john fogerty.
and the band didn't sue, whoever owned the rights to the song sued. And I don't know if they won or lost, but eventually, maybe on appeal, he won. (or "won," because lawsuits are grueling.) He set a precedent that you cannot be sued for plagiarism just for sounding *like yourself.(
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (gm9Sb)
I love this place
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (HyaXg)
They absolutely did. However, they also gave the kids a blanket to wear into the minefield so that when they were blown to bits, it would be easier and less traumatic for the others to retrieve the bits of their friends. The mullahs were considerate that way.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (sFNX2)
Seems cruel to sink all the guy's ships before sinking him.
Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Y8DZL)
I'm sure the answer is both.
Posted by: Leupold at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (eIzlH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (kAwT5)
hadji: some tuna. supposed to be good for you
achmed: you try it?
hadji: I'm not gonna try it, you try it
achmed: I'm not gonna try it
hadji: let's get mohammed to try it
achmed: yeah! he won't eat it, he hates everything!
hadji: He likes it! hey mohammed!
achmed: aw man, he blew up! Hey mohammed!
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Perfect spin on an old classic. Nicely done.
My brain had the full beards and everything in the image.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I must disagree, Sir... The Eagles were a top-tier, legendary band
But what do I know, I'm just another anonymous pamphleteer...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:51 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)
I think they gave them plastic "keys to Paradise" and they were sent to clear out mine fields or something to that effect.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
John Fogerty of Creedence wrote a lesser known song about it. "I Fear a Bad Smell Arising."
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (W7FsI)
i mostly meant the rapist don henely and the jerkoff Glen Frey.
I liked don felder and Joe Wash, of course. and I like some of their songs.
but i hate henley and frey. they're real assholes and complete leftwing jerkoffs to boot
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)
Current one I saw was, how Iran was going to booby-trap and mine Karg Island and garrison 1000s of soldiers there who will slaughter the Marines if they dare land.
They really don't get the whole modern way of war at all, do they.
IRGC: I know, instead of dispersing and hunkering down, we'll concentrate everyone in a small area so that the enemy knows exactly where they are. It can't lose!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
-- The two retards in MN killed by ICE
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
I think they receive leftist martyrdom Saturday during 'No King's Day' celebrations funded by whoever.
"Totally worth it!" - Rachel Corrie
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Accomack at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (FqNtp)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Dill pickle. Sweet is just ghastly. And chopped up boiled egg, with salt, pepper, garlic/onion powder and a hint of cayenne. Tony Chachere's would also work.
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (xT8gx)
I can't stand that era of California Sound.
I prefer Carl Perkins.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (W7FsI)
but i hate henley and frey. they're real assholes and complete leftwing jerkoffs to boot
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
While I'm sure he still votes left, Frey is dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Age is just a number, bigots!
Posted by: Tranny bodega rapist at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)
Okay, you win!
Posted by: moki at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (wLjpr)
Correct...there are interviews with Iraqi officers after the war who watched wave after wave of iranian children being mowed down with MG fire during their human wave attacks that the machine gunners and officers had nervous breakdowns from killing so many iranian children.
Posted by: Keep Shooting Until They Change Shape Or Catch Fire at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ej+CS)
Canned Heat would be a better choice.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
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A Tuna Christmas.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (KwZYR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
........
They only drop those in the Hormel straight.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (wLsnt)
(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
Iran and Iraq gassed the hell out of each other as well. Mostly Nerve gas supplied to both sides by the soviets and chinese
Posted by: Desinex at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (jrgJz)
The lawyerese in that recall notice is going to be something to behold.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (I0x/R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (n5tGW)
(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM (1wjle)
He didn't mean it, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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One hit wonder.
Incorrect.
1) On The Road Again
2) Going Up The Country
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (5bSVK)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Co4qK)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:52 PM (W7FsI)
I requested them on K Rock one night in the 80's and they were like "dude really?"
But they played it
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Tuna go boom at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)
Did not blow up, yet.........There's still digestion to come.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Co4qK)
Posted by: James Bond in a reference no one will get because it's from Never Say Never Again at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (1wjle)
While I'm sure he still votes left, Frey is dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
I watched a documentary at one point in time and I came away with the opinion that Glen Frey was a real dick... he would mercilessly whale away at Felder (and other band members); on one occasion they were arguing on stage DURING a concert and almost came to blows backstage afterwards. He was a real control freak... but no denying the songwriting talent
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (xT8gx)
I like the contrast. Islamic murderers using indiscriminate pressure-cooker IEDs to kill any Jews or other infidels they can find and Israel using sophisticated explosives smuggled into to target specific malefactors.
Couldn't highlight the differences between the Western world and the backwards demon-worshippers any better.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (zjgNU)
A couple of days ago, some Iranian cocksucker mullah was whining about how the Americans and Joos won't come down and fight face to face, like men.
Reminds me of Pappy Boyington flying against the Japanese. They got on the radio once and in perfect English and procedure asked for his position (trying to set him up for an ambush). He gave them the position, but altered so that Pappy and his pilots could themselves spring an ambush. Next day, the Japs tried again, but he couldn't resist laughing. The Jap intel officer got frustrated and told him "well, why don't you come down here, tough guy?"
Pappy did. Flew down alone and strafed the shit out of the airfield, and transmitted "Okay, I came down to you. Why don't you come up to meet ME." The Japs declined.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)
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One hit wonder.
Incorrect.
1) On The Road Again
2) Going Up The Country
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Willy Nelson wrote On The Road Again.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (YwEeS)
They are deployed, but Mossad made one mistake;
They inserted the detonators 4 inches inside the goats.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (zafwz)
The Geneva Convention specifically prohibits the use of tuna-based munitions.
Sorry Charlie. It's a war crime.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 03:59 PM (fhCge)
IRGC: I know, instead of dispersing and hunkering down, we'll concentrate everyone in a small area so that the enemy knows exactly where they are. It can't lose!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
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Well, I mean...look at their leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
I suspect the mullahs will turn the kids loose on the public long before they're used elsewhere.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:59
That's the middle one.
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (Co4qK)
Posted by: The Dude at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (60TZk)
(Probably Don Henley's rape of a child.)
Posted by: ace
Heh! I watched that too. Thought it was well done. Pretty much what I thought too. What surprised me about it was that Glenn Frey was WORSE than Don Henley. I wasn't expecting that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (xT8gx)
Are they really saying that we're losing the war to a bunch of gay cosplay goat fuckers?
Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)
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If you are engaged in a "fair fight" during war, you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)
That's the middle one.
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (Co4qK)
I thought you were confusing Willie Nelson with is cousin, Willy Nilly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ESVrU)
++++
LOL. The horde is a laugh riot today with the tuna can blow-up jokes.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (xjfHr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (AfHQU)
Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (XOmY9)
All they want to do is win any given news cycle. Nothing else matters to them as long as it helps destroy the country.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: mercury at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (gYVzu)
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I would, but it's scattered all over the place...on the walls, floor, ceiling--oh, look! Some of it splattered outside!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (ESVrU)
I suspect the mullahs will turn the kids loose on the public long before they're used elsewhere.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM
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Any tactics to fight imperialism are just and good. These children would rather die gloriously to defeat Trump, the Orange Man, rather than live under a monarchy that only exists because the Orange Man deemed it so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)
Remember how America had 19 fleet carriers at the Battle for Okinawa while Japan only had one left?
Unfairness is how we won that war.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (fhCge)
I would, but it's scattered all over the place...on the walls, floor, ceiling--oh, look! Some of it splattered outside!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:02 PM (ESVrU)
Glidden. Wall to wall coverage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Canned Heat: https://is.gd/HPHctt
Willie Nelson: https://is.gd/LMIeTR
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Very good. You deserve a bonus for whatever you normally get for your jokes on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)
No we were right they were definitely actually only on the side of terrorists.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (j10i6)
Johnhadi Tremain!
Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Y8DZL)
Canned Heat: https://is.gd/HPHctt
Willie Nelson: https://is.gd/LMIeTR
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
Unpossible. There's no way two songs can have the same name. It's just crazytalk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I remember 1985, 86, 87 when Russia was accused of dropping toys and other objects that could explode in the hands of Afghans, especially children.
Ukraine has been accused of such in its war with Russia.
There have been child soldiers in all the Great Wars; unfortunately in so very many wars.
Vietnam with its trip bombs & other weapons with women & children engaged in fighting.
Even now, Africa accounts for approximately 40% of the world’s child soldiers, with tens of thousands of boys and girls recruited by armed groups and government forces in nations like South Sudan, the Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. Often abducted or driven by poverty, these children serve as combatants, messengers, and lookouts. (AI Overview)
Warriors are one thing, children and other innocents: no, never. 😭
Just me.
Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:55 PM
A chicken playing a links course????
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (WsJuq)
But when will we start sending arms to the Iranian people?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (AlhUl)
Islamic Occupier state TV reported on the recruitment of children as young as 12 to be "Defenders of the Homeland."
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I don't think 12 year olds are being "recruited." They're being made to do it.
Exploding tuna -- if real, maybe the IRGC is forcing civilians to open the cans. Like having a food taster.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (lsrsS)
Unfairness is how we won that war.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (fhCge)
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Wars are terrible and should be fought as rarely as possible.
Also, because wars are terrible, we must implement rules that makes wars always last forever without real goals and constant worry about proportionality so that the misery can last for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:03 PM (PFs9e)
+++++
LOL, Fenelon. It was funny.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (xjfHr)
What surprised me about it was that Glenn Frey was WORSE than Don Henley. I wasn't expecting that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:00 PM (sAmhv)
If memory serves, Frey basically fired Felder because the Eagles were playing an Alan Cranston fund raiser and Felder had the audacity to mention that it'd probably be better not to mix music with politics. At least, that's the way I remember it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Tunagles at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (qUkBO)
No we were right they were definitely actually only on the side of terrorists.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (HyaXg)
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Conservatives are the American Taliban because we oppose abortion, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (gYVzu)
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They were something around the early 70s and then became what they are - shit heads.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (xT8gx)
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same as when Cronkite pronounced the war in Vietnam as 'unwinnable'
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Since chy na is helping Iran, I'd like all flights in and out of chy na stopped, please President Trump.
Read that Putin is sending drones to Iran, after sending 1000 to the Youcrane. I would think he did not have many to spare.
Obviously I know nothing except that I am thankful the chy nee IED did not work at MacDill.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
"As God as my witness, I thought tuna could fly."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 26, 2026 04:05 PM (AlhUl)
Some of us don't have that option!
*sniff*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (fhCge)
No - Iran has 95 million people, after all.
The Iranian government wants dead 12-year-olds so that they can say that we are killing children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gLikB)
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same as when Cronkite pronounced the war in Vietnam as 'unwinnable'
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxPkt)
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All Iran has is the psyops war trying to convince America to stop punching them in the face because it's immoral.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (58P09)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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maybe some assorted canned food?
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: tHe EcOnOmIsT at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
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My mom bought Life cereal once and only once.
None of us kids liked it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS)
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As God is my witness, I thought tuna could fly.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ESVrU)
You can call me Mikey. I liked Life cereal
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:08 PM (gYVzu)
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Unfortunately, they have the worldwide Dem/Media complex on their side, which does give them a significant boost, if not an advantage.
They just have to outlast President Trump to declare victory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (xT8gx)
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He's just a knucklehead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)
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They need them as brood sows to pump out more jihadists.
That's their only purpose in life, according to Islam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "
Why does Flo sell so damn much insurance?
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)
It was good but you had to a shit ton of sugar to it first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (fhCge)
Mikey didn't hate anything he was just very discriminating.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:10 PM (xT8gx)
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Me, too. Sugar and oats. Another favorite is Rice Chex.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (n17eQ)
None of us kids liked it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The cinnamon version was pretty good. But you didn't dare let it sit otherwise it becomes a bowl of mush.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (diia5)
As I recall the circs, while still in CCR Foggerty sold rights to all his hits to manager/producer Zantz and after sobering up (somewhat) regretted it. After he went solo, for years he would not play any of the aforementioned hits. In his first solo album, Foggerty included a piece, "Vanz kant danz." Zantz sued for ldefamation and won. Zantz also sued for copyright violation for another song on that album, claiming it was a steal from "Run Through the Jungle," that Zantz owned by that time. Foggerty won that case.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
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The background is that Life was marketed as "good for you," and the two kids assumed that meant it tasted like shit. So they fed it to Mikey because neither of them want to try it. The punchline is that if a kid who "hates everything" likes a healthy cereal, then it must taste great.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
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Kent State attendee!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)
That's particularly hilarious because the entirety of Islamic history is a record of how they glorify backstabbing and treachery.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (zjgNU)
He's living a life of illusion.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)
7. Cafe! A raised glass to a nation of 8 million people that are giving their all to free 90 million.
Posted by: Ben Had
Glass raised 🍷
Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:12 PM (n17eQ)
I LOVED Captain Crunch... so much so that I was willing to put up with the bloody mouth that came with eating it... I liked the peanut butter captain crunch even more
I don't wanna know how many bazillion grams of sugar were in those cereals...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (xT8gx)
Good executive summary. My job here is done.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Rabbi Smelt at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (7S15B)
Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (yeRBj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I think Kix had a better tagline: "Kid tested, mom approved." It also tasted better. Slightly sweet compared to most cereals, but not bad.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)
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They should announce they have put bombs in the IRGC's toothpaste. They won't brush and will get gingivitis and, eventually, heart disease followed by eventual death. Play the long game.
Posted by: Dr. Dental at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (qUkBO)
I don't wanna know how many bazillion grams of sugar were in those cereals...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:14 PM (xT8gx)
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Crunch Berries > Peanut Butter Crunch > Captain Crunch
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: MJ at March 26, 2026 04:09 PM (XOmY9)
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They need them as brood sows to pump out more jihadists.
That's their only purpose in life, according to Islam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And Duncan Idaho clones.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (/lPRQ)
OLD AND BUSTED: EXPLODING PAGERS
NEW HOTNESS: EXPLODING CANNED FOOD
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:16 PM (xT8gx)
******
"Going Up the Country" by Canned Heat has always been one of my favorites.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (dzD53)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (gKWVE)
The advertising was aimed at moms and tried to convince them the piles of sugar they set in front of their kids every day was actually good for them. Hence all the bullshit and hype about vitamins and minerals added to these cereals.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CNN at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (GD0B3)
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Is it true that the guy that sings it is castrated?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ace
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Dirty Laundry was Henley bitching at press coverage of that particular event. Including the kid ODing and the ambulance having to show up at his place.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)
No official comment...
Posted by: Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (SVCFM)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:17 PM (n17eQ)
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Nothing special for me, although it had a decent ad jingle.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Whereas your enemy is eating steak and lobster while wearing inflatable T-Rex outfits and dancing to Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult.
Posted by: Thatch at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (AKhi9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (xT8gx)
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"You are a bad Christian. We must punish our side harsher than we fight the other side in order to make sure that we fight wars as humanely and softly as possible. If I put away 100 innocent soldiers to just get one who accidentally killed a child, then my job was done well."
-David French, former JAG officer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 04:19 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (fhCge)
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Apparently several of us attended the Calvin and Hobbes School of Cereal Cuisine.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Canned Heat at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (FhXTo)
Then they decided that wasn't a nice enough gift so they gave him two more boats filled with oil.
I guess this is intended to be a bribe?
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and he burned them on live TV!
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)
Seriously. I pretty much liked all cereal as a kid. Wheaties, Life, Captain Crunch, Corn Flakes, Cheerios, Rice Krispies, even Grape-nuts. Kix I never understood. Even with sugar, all the sugar did was enhance the nothingness of the flavor, and the texture was neither crunch nor soft.
Wasn’t there a peanut butter Kix at some point, though? I seem to recall that was decent.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (EXyHK)
I bet many despotic leaders are freaking out about all the ways they can be killed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (OWEbr)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (xjfHr)
I'll remember this thread for awhile.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (fhCge)
I think not. Your job is to explain why it is funny.
By golly, I'm beginning to think you may not actually be Ben.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
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The "eagle scream" so beloved of movie sfx is actually a red-tailed hawk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (60TZk)
Wheat Chex was the best of the Chex. But they were all good.
Of course, it helped to add brown sugar.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (EXyHK)
Next batter up to the plate
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Possibly statutory rape but IIRC, the kid was 15 or 16 and doing drugs with Henley and another slightly older girl. Girl OD'ed. I think Henley wrote a letter in the early 90's describing the event that somehow leaked.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (GD0B3)
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Kinda sums up the UN.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:24 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (fV+MH)
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Honey Nut? Yep
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (G0vdT)
Didn't the last head honcho get busted for slavery?
One has to laugh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (SZbHY)
Posted by: CNN at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)
Winning is being forced by your enemies to eat only locally sourced fresh food from the produce aisle at Whole Foods or explode!
See, the IDF and America just wants you Healthy, Abdul!
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (j10i6)
For some reason my brain first suggested "transgirl" for this.
> CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!
Char-Kissed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 04:18 PM (FhXTo)
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The "eagle scream" so beloved of movie sfx is actually a red-tailed hawk.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (60TZk)
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The true sound of eagles is a weak, impotent chirping like a tiny flower bird. It would not scare or intimidate anyone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (SZbHY)
Please be Hasan Piker....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (xcxpd)
The funny thing was that it had something like a cult following. A lot of people were upset when it disappeared. Kelloggs said it cost too much to produce, but sold really, really well.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (dIske)
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Next one to hold an index finger up, is my guess.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (GD0B3)
I'll remember this thread for awhile.
Posted by: Stateless
Maybe not that long depending where you got them from.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (cMU4o)
For some reason my brain first suggested "transgirl" for this.
> CHICKEN OF THE C-4~~!!
Char-Kissed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
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Bumble-BLAM!
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
I have bald eagles in my neighborhood. They are very whiny birds. Whiny.
Pretty though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
What it does suggest is that Henley had delivered drugs and "consensually" done whatever-deeds before that mishap, to other girls.
Who the hell gives drugs to 15 year olds? Is that just something we accept all men like to do? Maybe in Polanski's world. Well, that's Henley's world
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Possibly statutory rape but IIRC, the kid was 15 or 16 and doing drugs with Henley and another slightly older girl. Girl OD'ed. I think Henley wrote a letter in the early 90's describing the event that somehow leaked.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv)
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IIRC, Henley ordered some prostitutes and these girls showed up and they were all drugged out of their skulls.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)
No narcan in those days.
Posted by: Canned Dead at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ej+CS)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
That's why they use me fas voice-over for every raptor bird.
Even owls
Posted by: Redtail Hawk at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)
She deserved a gold star for just getting the brown stuff...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)
This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
I have bald eagles in my neighborhood. They are very whiny birds. Whiny.
Pretty though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
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Yea, super majestic too. Never saw one up close until I was snowmobiling in Montana. "Look, there's a bald eagle!" "Where?" I asked. "Right there!" "Where?" "THERE!"
I then realized the eagle was right there, but it was so yuge compared to birds I normally see that my mind didn't process it. Then it took off like a fucking dragon -- not all flappy flappy, but more like a big swoooosh.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (SZbHY)
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Turkey vultures are really big, too. Not as pretty, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)
This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)
Try telling that to Charlie Harper!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:31 PM (xT8gx)
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Napoleon gave that mob a whiff of grape nuts.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 04:33 PM (60TZk)
This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 26, 2026 04:29 PM (fhCge)
_________________________
TEMU hookers are the worst. One boob, and not anatomically correct, batteries not included, but on a positive note, they do your laundry. Cheap though.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 04:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)
The Pirates aren't exactly a juggernaut of competitiveness apparently...
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (j10i6)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (W7FsI)
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to be honest, the war was started by Iran 47 years ago, you just pretended it was not going on
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (GD0B3)
And yeah I like Grape Nuts too. That one does need milk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Israeli Targeting AI
Tucker and Candace?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:37 PM (GD0B3)
Oh brother, libs complain when Trump takes military action and then complain when he doesn't.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:35 PM (j10i6)
===========================
Paul Skenes not good enough for you?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (lIvnD)
They're actually supposed to be pretty decent this year. First year ever with a $100 million roster and arguably the best pitcher in the National League.
Who the Mets took down in the 1st inning with 5 runs.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Then it just turned into pulpy mess.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (W7FsI)
I'll always have memories of Ryne Sandberg and the magical summer of 1984 (which also ended in heartbreak)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (xT8gx)
Very high fiber stuff too.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)
1 down, 161 to go.
Posted by: JackStraw
Pirates are in mid season form already!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (sAmhv)
This is why you never order hookers online.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......
Depends on whether you like them with teeth or not.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (xjfHr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)
That's why they use me fas voice-over for every raptor bird.
Even owls
Posted by: Redtail Hawk at March 26, 2026 04:28 PM (zafwz)
I love to see a Stuka shaped drone with the Jericho Tumpet siren
Posted by: Beartooth at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......
Depends on whether you like them with teeth or not.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)
I immediately pictured Jesse's hooker "girlfriend" in Breaking Bad... that methhead broad was disgusting...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (xT8gx)
Heh, that's the Dodgers bat boy contract...
Posted by: Boswell at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (j10i6)
Then it just turned into pulpy mess.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 04:38 PM (W7FsI)
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Same for Raisin Bran which is why I prefer the "Crunch" version.
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 03:44 PM (kAwT5
And you tell me over and over again my friend
We're on the eve of destruction.
Alt
Calling all survivors of the visionary school.
Calling all the witnesses trying to tell the truth.
Posted by: Reforger at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (xrmkX)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 26, 2026 04:42 PM (93YsA)
Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2026 04:41 PM (G0vdT)
All thanks to Clark Griswold's non-nutritive cereal varnish.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2026 04:40 PM (fV+MH)
Broke Canadian hearts so yes, yes it was.
I like LA because of Ohtani and the Yankees because of Judge.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: scruboak at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (jQpx0)
That Life cereal ad never made sense to me. The kids aren't sure they want to eat the new cereal so their solution is to... give it to Mikey, the kid who hates everything. Why would you do that??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 04:07 PM
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Nobody liked it. Insipid and weird. That the fictional little Mikey in the commercial was such a mutant throwback that he wolfed the stuff down made plausible the false story years later that same child actor ate so many Pop Rocks that he burst and died.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 04:43 PM (mS8PE)
That said, it bums me out about Frey.
So I guess I'll take a nap in my post viral war. Yesterday I felt great! Today I am dragging. Thanks for those on the ONT the other night who made some energy restorations with nutrition.
I guess I'm in for an up and down energy for another week or so. I blame chy na for this, too.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: scruboak
They only look like tuna cans if you've never seen a tuna can.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (a+4eV)
********
Bald eagles are pretty much vultures dressed for the prom.
Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2026 04:44 PM (WmJ2H)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)
Henley was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and drug possession, eventually pleading no contest, receiving a $2,500 fine, and serving two years of probation.
While Henley claimed he did not know the girl's age and had no sexual contact with her, the incident involved a prostitute who had overdosed, leading to a media frenzy.
Incident Date: November 20-21, 1980
Charges: Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, possession of cocaine, Quaaludes, and marijuana
Outcome: Two years probation, $2,500 fine, drug diversion program
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)
____
When Walter watched her choke on her own vomit and not helping while Jessie was lying next to her in a drugged stupor (and closing off another off-ramp for Jessie) was a turning point in the audience's ability to put up with Walter's actions in his downward spiral into ruthless criminal.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Dv3i1)
Frey was an asshole. Henley is a pretentious twat.
But the music is solid.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 26, 2026 04:46 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 04:20 PM (GD0B3)
That is what you are supposed to do with potlach gifts
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 04:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: imp at March 26, 2026 05:09 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Wally at March 26, 2026 05:31 PM (KvulR)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 26, 2026 05:54 PM (xl8DV)
Anyway, what can a 12 Y/O do with 72 Virgins.....
They cannot even get a Hard one long enough to satisfy them !!!!
Posted by: Howard Stienhofer at March 26, 2026 05:56 PM (cAEZx)
AI reports they sold it in March of this year, now.
Any speculation as to why the got rid of it?
Posted by: Goatweed at March 26, 2026 06:19 PM (jK3NL)
Of Course: Pete Buttigieg Permitted Trucker Schools to "Self-Certify" That They Were Qualified to Instruct People In How to Drive Many-Ton Trucks on Our Highways
I think he said the cost for opening a "school" was $800. You paid $800, "self-certified" yourself as qualified, and you could start "training" drivers.
Oh, and of course they ignored the law requiring English language proficiency for drivers.🚨 CABINET MEETING SHOCKER 🚨⁰⁰Pete Buttigieg allowed trucking schools to SELF-CERTIFY that they were qualified to train drivers!! @POTUS’ administration is ending the ROT and taking DANGEROUS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TRUCKERS off the road 🚫🚛 pic.twitter.com/t482f0ZFuK
— Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) March 26, 2026
Below: I posted this a couple of days ago. Here, a Florida cop stops a "migrant" truck driver to ask him questions. He speaks no English and is even unable to say what a "No Right Turn" sign means. He literally speaks no English and his only answer is "No, no."
🚨 FLORIDA OFFICER TO MIGRANT TRUCK DRIVER: "What does this [sign] mean?"
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 24, 2026
DRIVER: "No, no."
OFFICER: "What's this sign mean? What do you have to do?"
DRIVER: "No..."
OFFICER: "Right now, you're gonna be placed out of service."
LFG 🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/KKh7HGx5ev
🚨 WOW! Gov. Spanberger just got CONFRONTED about the Virginia mother killed by an illegal alien on her watch
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 25, 2026
SPANBERGER: ICE didn't deport him!!
REPORTER: ICE had him for 700 DAYS and an immigration judge blocked his deportation!
She's a DISGRACE.pic.twitter.com/tVP0G6655S
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (LdBR/)
Firth of Forth
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (y9nCu)
Of Whisky.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:56 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: 496 at March 26, 2026 02:56 PM (8r3SU)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM (vbXSk)
LIVs tune out numbers and in depth analysis so make it simple.
This woman died because Spanburger and the Dems kept her killer here and protected him. But hey at least we get cheap nannies and good tacos right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM
For America haters and Democrats (BIRM), that is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 02:59 PM (YwEeS)
Spanberger has the timing down to the microsecond. She throws out some BS answer, knowing full well it's an abject lie, but shuts the car door before the reporter (and it is actually a reporter here, doing his job) can point out that she's lying.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: pookysgirl, deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
They don't care about safety on the roads.
They don't care about infrastructure.
They want power and they want you dead to ensure they keep it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
When the governor of MA was asked about it she rolled her eyes and said, "Well you know these things happen" then she changed the topic
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 03:01 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: annoyed by my own smell at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (Oq/TM)
They don't care about safety on the roads.
They don't care about infrastructure.
They want power and they want you dead to ensure they keep it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)
This.
They want America to be a third world shithole so they can rule like tyrants and be the only ones with money and power.
F*ck them where they live.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 26, 2026 03:03 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2026 03:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: the dandy at March 26, 2026 03:03 PM (8l8nW)
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (RqMDa)
I'll have to respectfully ask you to get over yourself.
Just because others have decided to steal the 'shtick' I've been doing for decades doesn't mean you get to insult me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Cocaine Shark Tester
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:04 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)
NEW: A 4x previously deported Honduran illegal alien has been charged with murder after he allegedly shoved an 83-year-old U.S. Air Force veteran onto subway tracks in NYC's upper east side. He died from his injuries. The alien has a lengthy rap sheet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 26, 2026 03:04 PM (BSeur)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 03:04 PM (GD0B3)
They want power and they want you dead to ensure they keep it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)
Wrong order. They want us dead, and they want the power to make it so.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 26, 2026 03:05 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Race Card Joe at March 26, 2026 03:05 PM (ej+CS)
Yours is funny, Sponge. Been enjoyed it for years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:05 PM (PFs9e)
Why not just make Banks "Honor Banks" and can withdraw what you want, as long as you leave an IOU.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 03:06 PM (IifOV)
Pete Fuckmeinthe ass is a piece of shit.
Does anyone think they care about taxpayers?
I bet he is getting kickbacks from the "schools "
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 03:06 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:06 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:06 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: That Guy at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (klxjG)
OPSEC. But have a plan.
The Left in Power is vulnerable, with the right plan.
Self-defense, really.
Hint: LeMay had the answer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (Oq/TM)
I expect he would enjoy a thorough rectal probing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM
All I can say is:
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Oq/TM)
They don't care about safety on the roads.
They don't care about infrastructure.
They want power and they want you dead to ensure they keep it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Sadly, and not at all surprising, "these people" include quite a few Republicans.
"We" do not have representation in our government.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (AkEZC)
Those that know, know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (RqMDa)
I'll have to respectfully ask you to get over yourself.
Just because others have decided to steal the 'shtick' I've been doing for decades doesn't mean you get to insult me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
If people would just concede that Sponge is always First, this wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
It's a sad day in Mudville...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (zafwz)
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Oq/TM)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
This is a pretty accurate take on what I see people posting on leftwing sites.
But...the same people bitch endlessly about "those damn kids" or "stupid white men driving to work" doing 32 on "their" 30 MPH side road
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (2ap+5)
If people would just concede that Sponge is always First, this wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (xcxpd)
I find it increasingly difficult to argue with your viewpoint, sir.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
If there were three schools in a row, the middle one could certify that.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (I0x/R)
These continuing "FIRST" wars were people are now not only trying to be first but to out clever each other are juvenile and tedious.
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (RqMDa)
Nuh uhn! I for one am NOT tedious.
You might want to go start your own blog, though. Teach us a lesson by banning claims of "First!".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu)
I will not concede.
FIRST forever!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM
Dammit, now I have to get that image out of my head!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:09 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (2ap+5)
Being as the new Governor outlawed doing any investigation into voter fraud in the last election, we'll never REALLY know if that's true or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:09 PM (0N4FZ)
We got a POTUS who seems to like us and so do his cabinet members. They still have decades of crap to wade through but they are definitely making progress.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/3hac28yj
problem is, that's not a chicken wing. Its a tiny piece of a cinnamon roll he tore off. That's how he eats a pastry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:10 PM (PYyV9)
Or stay back and watch spectacle. You can stop faster than they can.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:10 PM (Fbc0I)
Just once I'd like to see a red stronghold in a purple state do the "oh lookie we just found enough votes to put our candidate on top, well, you know how hard it is to keep track of all these darn legal votes!" thing
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (HyaXg)
...
If people would just concede that Sponge is always First, this wouldn't be a problem.
concede: SPINGE IS FRIST.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (u0/lf)
But by some estimates, there are over 20,000 of them in the country. There are at least 16,000 "registered" ones.
That is an insane amount of CDL schools. By contrast, there are only about 5,000 colleges in the country. And those colleges have 20 million or so students enrolled. There are only about 3.5 million CDL truck drivers in the country.
So there are 4x as many CDL schools serving a small fraction of the students as colleges are. What possible reason could there be for this? This is a yuge scandal in and of itself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Pete Buttigieg inspections involve rubber gloves, astroglide, and Rohypnol so you won't remember.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Sid at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (VwtX3)
Yeah. Of the Cum-Guzzling Gutter Slut Association.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM
Counting down the days until October. Now if I can just get rid of the wobbly shit on my new rifle I just might hit that last target at the ranch. ;-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Oq/TM)
Once the demographics increase to some unspecified level in the future, tribalism will take over and the people who are in charge NOW are going to lose their jobs to their replacements.
Look at NYC for a prime example.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (W7FsI)
*groggy* Where am I? And why does my ass hurt?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)
It's a merge onto a freeway frontage road, where the road is 1 lane and the incoming lane gets it's own continuing lane. There's a sign there that shows one lane becoming 2 lanes, so you don't have to yield or stop, you can just drive in your continuing lane.
People stop there ALL THE TIME if there's a vehicle in the other lane.
Drives me nuts. You need more than ONE LANE to continue onto the now 2 lane road?
Dipshits......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (2ap+5)
And as with Morons in New York, California, and Illinois, it's not what I voted for.
Still, when I moved here, it was either Maryland or Virginia. I still think I made the right call, even if we seem to lurch ever closer to Maryland only to momentarily regain sanity (ie, the Youngkin years).
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM (a/dOO)
1 party rule
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (Oq/TM)
I look forward to watching you try, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (nYO6r)
Among themselves they argue that if they have "generational wealth" that the new changes won't affect them. Sure explicitly racialist parties will be winning elections, but Joe Whitebread Smith III will still have his family wealth that Joe Whitebread Smith I past down...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)
Thanks. We've seen better days. Major car issues of second of two remaining vehicles and I'm
Not feeling well, but life goes on, eh? And I did see some forget me nots outside and they are lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM
Huh? **nervously looks over both shoulders** Me?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (8zz6B)
.---
Yours was bad enough but tolerable because it was unique but you inspired others so you are now included in my rant. I would prefer never seeing ANY of the "first, cd, rd" crap. Yes, you can put letters after the numbers to simulate words, very clever, after seeing it every post it is no longer clever.
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (W7FsI)
Who can forget THIS classic........
https://is.gd/1MCq7Y
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
If people are queer that isn't my business.
My business is about not letting fags run our country with their laws.
I'm so sick of the queer shit being pushed on us.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)
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...until the new tribal leaders jack up taxes into the stratosphere on that generational wealth so they can steal it for themselves.
See NYC for an example.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: pahound at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (B6RK+)
concede: SPINGE IS FRIST.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM (u0/lf)
I've been replaced? WTF??
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM (a/dOO)
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Democracy is so wonderful and perfect. There is no better system, that's why God forced the Israelites to adopt it.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:13 PM
I was able to do it in NH with the old rifle. Just got to get back to the FUNdamentals.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Oq/TM)
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Aren't you working on an exit strategy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM (ESVrU)
Thank God for all of them working hard to fix the disaster and damage the Democrats did to this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Reforger at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (xrmkX)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:11 PM
I don't know about all of the other CDL schools but when I started my class there were about 30 of us. When we finished there were 8 left.
Granted my school was legitimate and actually did the crazy stuff like drug and alcohol testing on an almost daily basis and made us pass the state mandated driving test 3 times before they would certify us to take the actual state road test.
I am not sure how a fake CDL school can get a person a CDL unless the state in engaged in some serious kick backs or fraud.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (0N4FZ)
Once again we take it in the ass.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Avi at March 26, 2026 03:18 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:18 PM (n17eQ)
So what did the wealthy leftist town do? They get a half a dozen stoplights placed on the main artery that passed through their town so traffic stopped to a crawl for the 1 or 2 cars going the other way at those lights.
But this only worked for so long...when GPS came out guess what it directly me and everyone else to do? Drive through the side roads in their town.
Oh the fun! Suddenly it became a problem that people were stuck in gridlock...in their town instead of on the outskirts. Walking the dog or driving to Starbucks was now no longer a simple affair.
And I had to laugh and laugh
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 03:15 PM (8zz6B)
Safe travels.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 26, 2026 03:18 PM (PSEDc)
You know that Trump, leader of the mightiest nation the world has ever seen, would have engaged with the reporter regardless of the question. Because he knows who he works for.
Spamburger, a lowly governor of a backwater corrupt state, however is too mighty and important to deal with a mere reporter.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Ace, I listened to Duffy and think he was talking about the cost of the CDL license from these sham schools, not the cost of opening a school. That is consistent with other reporting that you could pay $800 to $1,200 to one of these "schools," and they hand you a certificate that you are qualified for CDL.
$800 for a CDL course is itself a red flag. Reputable CDL schools charge 5x to 10x more than that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 03:16 PM
Yes I am. But it does not happen until after August of next year, unless I win the lottery or lets say 300k of tax free dollars fell into my lap. Then I am GONE!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 03:20 PM (IifOV)
You had the 1-2 punch of Obama arresting the VA R governor and the maccaca crap...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Oq/TM)
43 Mine actually goes back to the LGF days when it's seat missing cyclist programmer wrote his code to ban anyone saying 'first' in the first 25 comments of every new thread.
Those that know, know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM
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I think what he had going for him for a while is that most people couldn't believe a grown man would be such a petty, prissy backbiting little bitch. He eventually made it impossible to look away ("Why I Parted Ways with the Right)."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 03:21 PM (lsrsS)
Nick Minock
@NickMinock
New: Stephanie Minter’s family saw Gov. Abigail Spanberger’s response to my question. Stephanie’s mother is very disappointed and angry about Spanberger’s response.
Stephanie’s mom told me
@ICEgov
did what they were supposed to do under the law, and that Spanberger needs to check her story because it’s inaccurate and misleading.
https://tinyurl.com/2jv59ez5
Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 03:21 PM (NpAcC)
If those get delt with, the regulations, and this practice becomes more difficult or expensive, then we'll see some real change.
Right now, it's whack-a-mole with the drivers. And they're increasingly finding back roads to avoid those pesky authorities. I see them here, running the back roads to get from KY into IN or TN without hitting a weigh station.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 03:22 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 03:22 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 03:22 PM (mHVWR)
I went over to LGF and he has a bunch of "news" articles from Meidas...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (IifOV)
You might want to go start your own blog, though. Teach us a lesson by banning claims of "First!".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu)
I should not have to. I was here when ace himself posted how he disliked seeing all of the 'first' posts. Unfortunately he either gave up or gave in.
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (UjdFS)
'Outrage as Pritzer blames Trump after alleged immigrant murder'
YouTube, The ‘Outnumbered’ panel discusses Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s comments after a Loyola Chicago student was allegedly killed by an illegal migrant. 1 day ago
"Failure of the President"
Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (NFX2v)
Congratulations.
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The Yankees started their boll weevil assualt on MD and VA during the 60s. There were a shit ton of Brooklyn/Bronx teachers in NOVA schools even then. MD went down the fastest (they are the captive state to begin with) and then VA. They took down the Confederate statue in Old Town roughly 10-15 years ago. Then they went on a rampage at VMI and all Historical Markers.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (n17eQ)
The Anglican Church was already on its deathbed, guys. No need to keep kicking the corpse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 03:24 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 26, 2026 03:24 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 03:24 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:24 PM (xT8gx)
Said nobody ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 03:25 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 03:25 PM (n17eQ)
Douglas Wilder agrees...
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (jlI90)
I hope you went through a 3 stage decontamination protocol before coming back in here.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (wLsnt)
The Left doesn't have a long run. They are in it for the Now Grift. When they're dead it's all blackness anyway so they don't give a fuck about anything else.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (HyaXg)
Guys, it takes like 0.25 seconds to scroll past it. You already know that there's not likely to be any real thoughtful commentary in the first 10-15 posts anyway, so save your righteous indignation for something that actually fucking matters and just move on with your day.
Some of y'all are softer than Charmin.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (oqH4h)
It was a point of significant pride that our drivers were better than 99% of the others on the road.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 03:27 PM (n9ltV)
She is not a lesbian. She is married to a man and has two grown children. I don't know about her politics except for the fact she's a liberal because it is irrelevant to me .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:27 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 03:22 PM (mHVWR)
First I'm gonna rape him then I'm gonna kill him.
Here's your happy place!
Posted by: Sea Bass at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ej+CS)
The rot is more putrid than I thought. Scary. DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
Arrest Arrest Arrest those who supported this
The squatty governor of VA reminds me of Hillary.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (W7FsI)
Who can forget THIS classic........
https://is.gd/1MCq7Y
can't check from work, so i'm'a just assume it's naked testicle spiderman.
Posted by: anachronda at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (wLsnt)
Nothing is valid in the leftist world unless everybody knows your name. It's that inherent desire for fame and fortune they have.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: anachronda at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (oY6Yp)
HA! But no. It's the two blushing fags after giving birth to the twins.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Reforger at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (xrmkX)
I'm happily engaged in watching the "Idiots in Cars" series on UT00b and yes, some of the things truckers pull are spectacular indeed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (/HDaX)
Everything about the guy is fake and gay... literally!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (xT8gx)
The rot is more putrid than I thought. Scary. DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
Arrest Arrest Arrest those who supported this
The squatty governor of VA reminds me of Hillary.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk
Sounds like you support DEI too.
Deport
Every
Illegal
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Unless you know some lesbian who's had sex with her it probably proves that she is a married woman married to a man. Why even speculate unless she's said she's a lesbian?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:30 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: ben dover at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (r26b/)
That proves nothing.
At all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (IG3/x)
Very true. Candace Owens is married to a gay guy (at least that's the rumor)...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (xT8gx)
Those that know, know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM
So, you're working out your trauma at bicycle boi's hands.
Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2026 03:32 PM (Nx5jP)
Pete Bootyjuice: "A man so bad at his job that people actually knew who the Secretary of Transportation was."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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😆
He thinks he can be president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at March 26, 2026 03:32 PM (XJ22o)
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There was also some dog and pony show with EV's that couldn't make the full trip to... wherever so the feds trailered them into range for some photo op.
That could have been under the JEF or *biden, I don't remember which.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 03:32 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)
So, you're working out your trauma at bicycle boi's hands.
Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (/HDaX)
20+ years and the damage is still visible, I know.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pudinhead
......
Much better name.
Spamburgers are actually pretty tasty with melted cheese and tomato.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)
Anyway one day during the election season he starts going on and on about RFK and starts getting angry with me that there are people who "don't believe in vaccines". He said "my kids have to go to school with their kids!!"
I said so why don't you care that Democrats are letting in millions of illegals, none of whom are vaccinated or tracked. I never see you getting angry about them but your kids are going to school with them. In fact all you usually do is defend them.
Three months later he voted Trump.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (HyaXg)
I have decided that the Dems wanted Trump to win. They sacked Biden and ran Kamala just to be sure. None of this matters to their voters and I doubt any of this has changed a single vote. Thune and the Senate will have more impact than these revelations.
Why have Trump win?
They will say that they have given the voters what they wanted good and hard.
Anyways.
Posted by: Accomack at March 26, 2026 03:35 PM (FqNtp)
I have this vague memory that when bootygig was transportation secretary he was "caught" getting a ride about 95% of the way to his office... he then got out of the vehicle and was handed his bike, which he rode the last 2 blocks or so to his office. He wanted to get credit, you see, for being "green" and cycling to work rather than using those planet-killing automobiles.
Everything about the guy is fake and gay... literally!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM
the jimmy carter empty suitcase gambit
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2026 03:36 PM (tljrc)
I should not have to. I was here when ace himself posted how he disliked seeing all of the 'first' posts. Unfortunately he either gave up or gave in.
Posted by: annoyed at March 26, 2026 03:23 PM (RqMDa)
Teh Ewok's email is right over there, I'm sure that he'll appreciate someone lecturing him over how he runs his own blog.
And I've been here long enough that I remember ace telling us to "knock it off with all the Ewok shit". So what? Just because I've been around the HQ for near 20 years doesn't give me any special insight or privileges. If it annoys him bad enough, he'll tell us to change, and he'll make it stick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 03:36 PM (y9nCu)
Politics & Policy
Scoop: Buttigieg hires McAuliffe adviser Michael Halle to senior staff
"Halle, who also ran Hillary Clinton’s 2016 battleground-state strategy, has impeccable connections to the Democratic establishment and extensive experience working on major campaigns. His hire is the latest in a steady drumbeat of big names that Buttigieg has brought on, with the campaign telling Axios to expect other personnel announcements in the coming days."
Halle, former husband to Tara McGowan, a Soros' favorite. McGowan is an American Democratic political strategist and former journalist. She is the founder and/or co-founder and CEO of multiple organizations.
Posted by: L - No nic at March 26, 2026 03:36 PM (NFX2v)
Few weeks later I'm at the same place getting windows tinted and again see the same bullshit.
This was happening at the intersection of Westheimer at Hwy 6 in Houston. I'll bet this was the same shit that was happening in most states during the Biden error.
I had never seen truck driving training before that.
Posted by: DanMan at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (8uzBS)
We don't want them, either"
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 03:38 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Cqx++)
Every detail surrounding the death of Noelia Castillo Ramos gets worse and worse and worse. 1) Spain's depressed
economy b/c massive welfare for foreign invaders + communism. 2) Father loses job, family homeless. 3) Government takes daughters away, put her in facility with young male Muslim invaders. 4) Gang raped, gang raped again. 5) No action taken against rapists. 6) Girl depressed, throws herself from 5th-floor window, is now paraplygic in pain. 7) Noelia, now 25, wants MAID assisted suicide.
Family tries to stop; government refuses. 9) Apparently tried to stop/delay execution. Gov said, No, because her organs are already promised for harvesting, and the slaughter has to happen now. 10) Government butchers her and takes her organs for someone more deserving.Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM (8Q86n)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
>This might explain the vitriol. She could just cuck the dude and ameliorate her insanity and anger.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (Fbc0I)
Once the demographics increase to some unspecified level in the future, tribalism will take over and the people who are in charge NOW are going to lose their jobs to their replacements.
Look at NYC for a prime example.
Akin to the idea that nepo class rich have that if they collapse society the end result will be they rule as kings. Wrong. Their security head will.
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 26, 2026 03:40 PM (kVoLy)
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (8Q86n)
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So, you're working out your trauma at bicycle boi's hands.
Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM
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Churlish didn't traumatize anyone. He made a lot of people embarrassed that a man could sink that low.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 03:43 PM (mS8PE)
This is exactly what the left wants. Get rid of those useless native Spaniards and replace them without easier to control.
Behind this story are thousands of stories not as bad but giving the left the same Great Replacement they want so badly - one guy never gets his career going and ended up smoking pot and playing video games all day, a woman finds she isn't "financially stable" enough to have a kid until she is too old, another guy is groomed and raped and now "gay" and will never have the family he otherwise would have and on and on
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ayatollah Kristofferson at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (FhXTo)
Watch VA to see what is being tested--we've had the fed drones here for so long it is baked in the cake, but it really started with the CIA, Washington Post, and diplomatic bigwigs having houses "in the country" a short drive from DC, so they could play with their horses when they weren't at Langley or on Capitol Hill.
Macaca guy was the first of the "gotcha" campaign stalkers, and no doubt an example to David Hogg: Macaca got into the Ivies with his essay beginning "I am Macaca.", and little else in the text.
The CIA is now running my state for real, instead of just having John Warner marry Liz Taylor while she was drunk, in order to have their first Senator here.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 03:49 PM (enw9G)
*groggy* Where am I? And why does my ass hurt?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)
****
Neuralyzer works best.
Posted by: Will Smith at March 26, 2026 03:50 PM (eq1u8)
158 MEANWHILE, IN SPAIN...
Every detail surrounding the death of Noelia Castillo Ramos gets worse and worse and worse.
[....]
Posted by: Gorthanc at March 26, 2026 03:39 PM
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When I see some of the news out of Spain, it appears that after Franco was gone, the communists eventually won.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 03:53 PM (lsrsS)
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If I understand correctly, the $800 dollar certificate means, you and whoever you want (for some amount of money) can now be determined to be qualified per a credited school.
I could become a certified school with this certificate and now "I am the captain" - I will tell the country who is qualified. (Whoever gives me money).
Pretty devious and perhaps inevitable as the regulations strangle all productivity.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 26, 2026 03:54 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2026 03:17 PM (0N4FZ)
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I can't say for CDL but when I was at the DMV one of the testers came out during my 3 hour wait and asked if there were any people there "certified" by a driving instructor. A few hispanics got up gave them some paper work and they were out in five minutes.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2026 03:58 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (/HDaX)
In 6 years in shipping my dock was rendered inoperable by truck drivers. Guess which language not one of them spoke.
I had a Ukranian take out a guard and when I confronted him he mumbled some shit into his phone and handed it to me. It started translating and it was nonsence.
Posted by: Reforger at March 26, 2026 04:15 PM (xrmkX)
Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 26, 2026 04:21 PM (45/dC)
Posted by: Beverly at March 26, 2026 09:56 PM (reMys)
Trans Illegal Alien Rapes 14-Year-Old Boy, Gets Sweetheart Deal for No Jail Time from Soros DA who Persecuted Trump (and of course Probably Won't Even Be Deported)
Why won't you let him breathe, Bigot?An illegal trans immigrant admitted Tuesday to molesting a 14-year-old boy inside the bathroom of a Manhattan bodega last year -- but won't have to do any more time behind bars. Nicol Alexandra Contreras-Suarez, a 31-year-old Colombian immigrant who was born male, pleaded guilty to second-degree rape in Manhattan Supreme Court for sexually assaulting the teen in East Harlem last year and was promised a sentence of just six months -- which has already been served.That is, he was held in jail pre-trial, and the judge sentenced him to "time served" already -- meaning, he waltzes out of the courtroom, free to rape another child.
And of course the Soros DA will attempt to hide him from ICE.
That means the creep will be free to go at sentencing on April 27 -- unless federal immigration agents are there to slap on the cuffs again to deport them.
The Manhattan District Attorney's Office said the resolution was reached in close consultation with the victim's family, sparing the teenager from having to testify to both the grand jury and over several days at trial. "We expect the defendant to remain detained and be deported following sentencing, due to the felony conviction," a spokesperson for the DA's Office said in a statement.We'll see. So this is one of those Mostly Peaceful illegal aliens who didn't commit any crimes before raping a child. Well, he committed a whole bunch of "non-violent" crimes, but illegal aliens are allowed to commit those, right?
Robbery is theft by force or coercion -- mugging with a gun, for example --and I imagine the gun charges are related to the robbery. But non-violent, I'm sure. Maybe it wasn't "rape-rape"...? Nope, the boy ran out of the bathroom after his rape and screamed for help:
Suarez, who was already wanted in Massachusetts on robbery, prostitution, and weapons charges, followed the teenager into a bodega across the street from Thomas Jefferson Park on Feb. 11, 2025, and raped him, according to prosecutors.
It's unbelievable. And if you think the Soros DA will honor that detainer, you're a more trusting soul than I am.
The young victim flagged down bystanders after the attack. Suarez was arrested the next day and charged. Officials at US Immigration and Customs Enforcement later obtained a detainer to take the sex fiend into custody for deportation once the criminal case is done. "This creep should've never been released into our country," Tricia McLaughlin, then-Department of Homeland Security assistant secretary, said in a statement after the arrest.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)And all heads turned cause she was the dream
In the blink of an eye, I knew her number and her name
She said I was the FIRST she wanted to tame
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:50 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 01:50 PM (AkEZC)
But non-violent, I'm sure.
it's not violent-violent until he actually hits your or shoots you. until then, it's just free speech.
Posted by: anachronda at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (n17eQ)
I know I'm a broken record but we don't fix this Constitutionally. IMHFO.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (4c9ac)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Amam Bear married to a Papa Bear at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula at March 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hh1bX)
Posted by: The country is sick at March 26, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2026 01:54 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 01:54 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula
I live in those dark places.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 01:55 PM (KKI6+)
Cheaply.
Something something solutions modern situation thingy.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 26, 2026 01:55 PM (lFFaq)
Of course...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 01:55 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: The new rape defense at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (alOqB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)
When Loudoun had its Soros hag, a family I know went through this on a murder charge.
They had adopted three siblings, whose mother had been abused for years by their father. He eventually killed her when he discovered she was planning to take the children and leave.
He cut her throat so deep she was nearly beheaded.
Her body was discovered by the oldest, then a young teen.
By the time he came to trial, she was 16, and next sib 14.
They very much wanted to testify, because they knew that someday he would come after them if he ever had a chance.
The Soros CA refused to let them speak on the grounds of that fake compassion (this while she was prosecuting the dad of the trans-raped girl), and the family who adopted the kids had to go to court on their behalf, at their request, to secure their right to testify.
These are the people, the Soros tools, who need to summarily meet a lamppost or woodchipper.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (oqH4h)
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I hear there's a guy serving 16 life sentences that's taken up a new hobby...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (alOqB)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (cMU4o)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)
I will guide them and restore comfort to Israel’s mourners, creating praise on their lips.
Peace, peace, to those far and near,”
says the Lord. “And I will heal them.”
Isaiah 57:18-19
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (XD+PD)
I thought you had to be an expert in these skills to serve in that Legislature.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 01:50 PM (AkEZC)
...That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: pookysgirl,
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[recollects Gary Plauché]
On March 16, 1984, Gary Plauché waited at the airport for Jeff Doucet, who had kidnapped his son, Jody — then shot him dead as cameras rolled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Dexter at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ballistic
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I hear there's a guy serving 16 life sentences that's taken up a new hobby...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Yeah. But he's in Arizona.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (KKI6+)
I will guide them and restore comfort to Israel’s mourners, creating praise on their lips.
Peace, peace, to those far and near,”
says the Lord. “And I will heal them.”
Isaiah 57:18-19
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (XD+PD)
Keep fighting the Good Fight, Marcus.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (KQmzo)
But raping a boy?
No big deal, not even worth jail time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (cMU4o)
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Way too slow.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: barbarausa at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (enw9G)
Not the loyal opposition.
Not our countrymen.
Domestic enemies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (N1DT3)
which cannot rest,
whose waves cast up mire and mud.
“There is no peace,” says my God, “for the wicked.”
Isaiah 57:20-21
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Dexter
I watched all your shows. You were EXTREMELY pedestrian in your approach. Nowhere near creative enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (KKI6+)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (/HeZH)
Amen my friend. Amen.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (alOqB)
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Posted by: Cage the Elephant at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Oy/m2)
But raping a boy?
No big deal, not even worth jail time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 01:59 PM (HXT0k)
The left makes the crimes to fit the person: Bespoke crimes. Bill of Attainder? Never heard of it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (ynpvh)
And....
And ummm....
And uhhhh....
You know and the guy, the guy with the stuff who did that thing. Where would be without him???
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (HyaXg)
Not just for violent and street criminals. Reach higher up. Way higher.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (1o8D5)
Not our countrymen.
Domestic enemies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)
Yep. The enemy is INSIDE the wire. We've been overrun.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (KQmzo)
The AWFLs know this is a two-tier justice system.
They want it.
Because they believe they will always be the ones enforcing it against you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (cMU4o)
The left: We need to ban guns, all these do is kill people. And we need to be willing to kill anyone that won't give up their guns. For the children.
Also the left: Oh this guy has an illegal gun? That's just like a minor thing so don't even worry about punishment
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)
I was thinking about "why I care", because it's wrong thats why.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (cS1cw)
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
Posted by: Cage the Elephant at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (TbWk/)
I hear our money has quite a bit of cotton in it, so not entirely grown on trees...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (p4NUW)
>The only hole this one should be allowed to breathe thru is the hole punched in his trachea.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (Fbc0I)
I watched all your shows. You were EXTREMELY pedestrian in your approach. Nowhere near creative enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:00 PM (KKI6+)
I am so sorry you were disappointed!
What was your address again?
Posted by: Dexter at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (4MsaP)
And I've seen women on Reddit how they think of male rape survivors. "AITA bc I lost respect for my husband when I found out". NAWALT and all that but it won't take this kid meeting a lot of those women to end up embittered and suicidal.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (gKWVE)
They want it.
Because they believe they will always be the ones enforcing it against you.
Yep.
No amount of explaining it to them is going to matter. They want trannies on the street raping kids. They want illegals breaking into YOUR house. They want Somalia taking your tax dollars.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bob
What’s that guy got against oranges?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (cMU4o)
Maybe it's the oranges that are green...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (ynpvh)
......
So it was in a bathroom. These weirdos are obsessed with bathrooms. Maybe it's the smell.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)
Not our countrymen.
Domestic enemies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)
Yep. The enemy is INSIDE the wire. We've been overrun.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (KQmzo)
They're loyal, just not to the country they pretend to serve.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:04 PM (ynpvh)
Non-serious crime: Raping a 14 year old in NYC, Gunning down a white person in Philly.
Posted by: The left at March 26, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
......
So it was in a bathroom. These weirdos are obsessed with bathrooms. Maybe it's the smell.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 02:03 PM (UjdFS)
Probably where they were raped back in the day.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 02:05 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: bob
What’s that guy got against oranges?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 02:02 PM (cMU4o)
Maybe he's one of those weirdos who prefers grapefruit.
Posted by: I'm bitter enough as it is at March 26, 2026 02:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS)
Not only did they not charge the rapist, they initially charged the father for demanding the school do something to keep the rapist away from his daughter
Oh and the leftist take on it? Of course the girl was asking for it - she went into the women's room alone where obviously the tranny was going to follow and rape her
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:06 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:06 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (+89TD)
And....
And ummm....
And uhhhh....
You know and the guy, the guy with the stuff who did that thing. Where would be without him???
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (HyaXg)
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Heliogabalus?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (GD0B3)
Since the New Yawkers want to be all nice-nice with him because OrangeManBad, deport his ass back to Colombia.
What? You mean we put him on a plane for Monrovia, and dropped him among the Africans with no passport or cash? Damn, that sucks. Our bad.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:08 PM (y9nCu)
He was just killing the old white plebs that Americans won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 26, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2026 02:09 PM (3Ope8)
He was just killing the old white plebs that Americans won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 26, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)
Maybe they will compost him in Oklahoma.
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 02:09 PM (/HeZH)
Other methods will have to be employed as the systems themselves are corrupted, broken and unsalvageable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 02:09 PM (AkEZC)
They hate us so much they’d rather be raped and killed than admit we’re right. It’s the only explanation I can think of.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 02:09 PM (ppdC5)
All convicted pedophiles should be used to find anti-personel mines on battlefields.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)
I watch some online channels on "CyTube" and one of the shows been watching is L&O:SVU. I still haven't figured out what the difference is between a "bodega" and a grocery store is.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
https://t.co/5gcYvWnUTs
הבא להרגך, השכם להרגו
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (1o8D5)
Other methods will have to be employed as the systems themselves are corrupted, broken and unsalvageable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 02:09 PM (AkEZC)
Foxes watching the hen house. Gov't very rarely finds that Gov't was wrong.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
The way these stories are worded, it sounds like an illegal alien convicted of a crime that has a penalty of say, 20 years for a citizen, can be deported instead of doing the 20 years. That can't be right. Do the 20 years and then get deported, right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (mS8PE)
Anything was sexual assault. Asking a girl out was assault. Two people getting drunk together and having sex was sexual assault on the guy's part. Some chick with a mattress on her back was a guest at the SotU, iirc.
But now? When immigrants are raping our women and boys? They don't make a peep about it. They burry the stories and call people "racist" for citing them.
It's almost as if they never really cared about rape or women or boys at all.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (+89TD)
This assumes there is such a thing as "trans" which has an ever-changing definition based entirely on the subjective needs of the person claiming the status. And it's usually a circular or reflexive definition - "anyone who identifies as trans" - much like they'll say "anyone who identifies as a woman" is a woman. We are reaping the post-modernist linguistic whirlwind.
Posted by: They can't define it but claim it vociferously at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (TbWk/)
Other methods will have to be employed as the systems themselves are corrupted, broken and unsalvageable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
They better fix them toot sweet with those methods.
Because I guarantee they won't like my methods.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (KKI6+)
If the perpetrator is allowed to escape justice, maybe those who facilitate it should pay the price in their stead.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
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Isn't a bodega basically a convenience store?
Maybe with slightly more options than a gas station convenience store...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (36bTp)
I think that dad of the rape victim no joke became the model for villains and terrorists in various movies, shows, and video games.
And of course classroom demonstrations of how to handle "terrorism".
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (HyaXg)
Like clockwork we get regular reports from the government on its investigation of the government and the results range from
Noting to see here, move along
to
Mistakes were made, training documents will be updated
Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)
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as opposed to...3 weeks ago? they are more amped up !
🤣
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (GD0B3)
https://t.co/5gcYvWnUTs
הבא להרגך, השכם להרגו
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (1o8D5)
Good luck assembling that among all the ruins.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (0MjtC)
Now you're thinking like a Democrat!
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (HyaXg)
those are one of those blessing of diversity new yorkers like to tell the rest of us we're missing out on because we only have "convenience stores"
Posted by: brak at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
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Plantain versus bananas.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (/HeZH)
🤣
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (GD0B3)
Now it's a super serious nuclear bomb
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (HyaXg)
Anything was sexual assault. Asking a girl out was assault. Two people getting drunk together and having sex was sexual assault on the guy's part. Some chick with a mattress on her back was a guest at the SotU, iirc.
Also: Sure I said yes at the time, hell I started it but now I kind of feel he took advantage of me when he didn't call back...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
you keep calling, and we keep telling you, we don't have any
also, you have to order through the app
Posted by: Doordash at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (jGJov)
BTW, that elderly man pushed on the subway tracks by the illegal alien has died.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 02:07 PM (n5tGW)
All the wicked smahrt New Yawkers, a word of advice. STOP STANDING ON THE SUBWAY PLATFORM 2 FEET FROM THE TRACKS, YOU IDIOTS. Stand against the wall and make the cocksucker work for it if he really wants to kill you and you can't put up much resistance because of age/infirmity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (y9nCu)
Bodegas are small, locally owned corner stores that mostly have the same things as gas station stores and a few staple food items. Grocery stores are larger and more food centric.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (mkw2N)
Their guys are getting blown up by their rations.
They can call for whatever they want, their days are through.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 02:13 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 02:14 PM (/HeZH)
You can buy your weed at the Bodega.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 02:14 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Thrawn
A grocery store is usually a chain of stores that is rather large.
A bodega usually has a single owner and the store is smaller than a 7/11. And nowhere near the selections and choices.
At least from everything I've seen.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:14 PM (KKI6+)
And of course the Soros DA will attempt to hide him from ICE.
Then he would be harboring an illegal, even if ut one quaunta of time it takes to walk out the door.*
Only hard part is getting a grand joury...
*"pre-meditaded murder has no time duration required, same with harboring fugatives.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 26, 2026 02:15 PM (eWg54)
The human condition is to worry, it is to have anxiety, it is to have doubt. Nobody escapes that no matter how much you believe in Him. It’s only a matter of degrees. It’s why He told us not to worry, for why would He say that if it wasn’t a simple truth. What He wants from us is to not yield to it. That we can do. Never yield to fear, embrace it knowing tha He is with us. He will never leave us, even when we think He isn’t there. He never rests. Never fails. All is done according to His will.
>> So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”
Isaiah 41:10
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:15 PM (XD+PD)
91: Of course a man that told a dirty joke to a woman should be bared from being on the supreme court
98: Of course a man is allowed to have sex with his underlings and even demand "they kiss it" I mean can't a president have a sex life?
16: Do you know Trump talked about golddiggers in a private conversation! We can't have a man like that in office!
Posted by: Democrats man, democrats at March 26, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)
Restorative Justice. First for kids, now spreading throughout adult convictions.
For example, see NYSDA org: Restorative Justice.
Here's Philly's restorative Justice theories: Restorative justice in Philadelphia focuses on community healing and accountability over punishment through diversion programs for youth and adults, aiming to reduce recidivism and address harms like sexual violence. Key initiatives include the Healing Futures program for youth, the Restorative Response Program (RRP) for adults, and arts-based programs via Mural Arts Philadelphia.
More: Restorative justice in Milwaukee focuses on repairing harm through community-based dialogue, school-based restorative practices, and diversion programs for youth and adults. Key initiatives include Milwaukee Public Schools (MPS) fostering restorative cultures, the Andrew Center for Restorative Justice at Marquette Law School, and programs targeting youth accountability to reduce recidivism.
🤷 At least it cuts down the odds judges and lawyers are assaulted or killed. Probably.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:15 PM (NFX2v)
100 88 Reuters: Iran hardliners ramp up calls for a nuclear bomb, sources say
https://t.co/5gcYvWnUTs
הבא להרגך, השכם להרגו
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (1o8D5)
Good luck assembling that among all the ruins.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM
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That would be for the glorious future they imagine, after the US loses interest, and lets the regime continue as before. They figure, all they have to do is wait us out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 02:15 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)
I watch some online channels on "CyTube" and one of the shows been watching is L&O:SVU. I still haven't figured out what the difference is between a "bodega" and a grocery store is.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
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Bodega is generally a small grocery store or deli in a heavily hispanic (and often poor) neighborhood. This rape happened in one of the most heavily hispanic neighborhoods in NYC. The victim was almost certainly hispanic, and as I've been saying, Democraps don't give a shit about dead hispanics unless it can be blamed on a white guy. Black-on-black or brown-on-brown crime? Nobody cares.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
And when he tries, SPARTAN KICK.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:16 PM (KKI6+)
Posted by: Piper
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This is happening simultaneously across the West. It is not an accident, it is intentional and it is directed by those with money that can call out politicians as marionettes to do their dance of death. I think it is aimed at collapsing all popularly elected government so that these ersatz 'nobles' can directly run things like in the Middle Ages. Deformed and debased pseudo aristocracy based on wealth.
Same as the splitters that idiotically think that destroying the GOP by voting Dems will hasten the burning times and those represent opportunity for a revolution. Hint, most if not all revolutions leave countries and their citizens worse off in the aftermath. Idiotic utopian thinking.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv)
A Bodega will usually have a decent selection of items from the owner's native country. And then the normal selection of cheaply made/overpriced staples.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 02:16 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Thrawn
AFAIK a bodega doesn't have to follow any of the money laundering laws because it's owned by foreigners, and that's really the only difference.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (a+4eV)
They voted to make America a low trust society but they still don't get it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smokes? Sure we'll ring it up as milk and cereal at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (TbWk/)
I still haven't figured out what the difference is between a "bodega" and a grocery store is.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
Square footage, and most of the offerings are past their "sell-by" date.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (y9nCu)
And, if the primary witness is the kid that got raped with little other evidence, I don't care how good or bad a DA you are. You're lucky to get the six months.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (dIske)
On March 16, 1984, Gary Plauché waited at the airport for Jeff Doucet, who had kidnapped his son, Jody — then shot him dead as cameras rolled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)
"Why Gary, why?"
Because it was the right thing to do...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: brak at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula
I live in those dark places.
Posted by: rickb223
Hello, Darkness, my old friend
I've come to bleach the room again.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (I0x/R)
Critical Drinker has weighed in, and it looks like we're all in agreement.
https://youtu.be/uMYo4g65CMg
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)
I think it is more directly that causing fear among the populace is good. Because then they'll vote to give the government more power.
So bring in thugs and protect them and then you can claim to be a law and order Democrat (and in my area they all claim that). Note - then you just bring in more illegals and argue both there is no crime and the crime is due to Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (0MjtC)
Now you're thinking like a Democrat!
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (HyaXg)
I think you're wrong; they're enthusiastic about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
Most Bodegas are paying a local organized crime group for protection and for product from hijacked shipping.
They also are happy to exchange counterfeit bills for real money, at a negotiated rate.
On top of all those others.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 02:19 PM (W7FsI)
I've come to bleach the room again.....
Posted by: mikeski
Stolen.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:19 PM (KKI6+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:19 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Well, then maybe he shouldn't have pissed off the Undocumented American - the best of all Americans.
-Dem Assemblyman (probably)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 02:19 PM (Dv3i1)
U.S.
Brother, sister indicted in alleged IED plot at Florida base tied to Iran war; one suspect in China
https://tinyurl.com/4vyk7y5v
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2026 02:19 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
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Plantain versus bananas.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (1o8D5)
Plantains are starchier, bananas are sweeter. They are different if you've ever tasted both.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 02:20 PM (UjdFS)
Illegals are at the top now, above "young rape victims"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:21 PM (PYyV9)
I still haven't figured out what the difference is between a "bodega" and a grocery store is.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
Square footage, and most of the offerings are past their "sell-by" date.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 02:17 PM (y9nCu)
Is that why the shrimp is selling so cheap?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
I'm halfway through "The Human Centipede." I think I've found a suitable punishment for the DA, Soros, the tranny and their bloodlines.
Sadly, even the doctor in this movie would probably think trying to change a man into a woman or vice versa is messed up.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 26, 2026 02:21 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (Fbc0I)
There is good and there is evil. There are no grey areas as the try to make you believe. There are very simple tests of the truth, and almost everything they speak of fails them all.
That’s just the way it is.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I hear the headhunters left in Papau New Guinea mountains can be right hospitable to newcomers. Same as the Andamen Islands.
Long Pork, It's What's for Dinner.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
Its a pretentious NYC name for a convenience store. Its 7/11 with a new name to sound better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
______________________
Read about that one. Air Force Vet. 83 years old. The illegal had been deported 4 previous times and had a long arrest record. I think they said he was from Honduras.
Posted by: Orson at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:20 PM (ynpvh)
Plaintains and saltfish. Pretty good.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 02:23 PM (Sco7b)
Why hasn’t his mother rectified the situation?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 02:23 PM (EafTE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:20 PM (ynpvh)
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That was my point.
Plantain is excellent for a flambe. Holds up better than a banana.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 02:23 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (0MjtC)
Now you're thinking like a Democrat!
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:12 PM (HyaXg)
I think you're wrong; they're enthusiastic about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 26, 2026 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
They have their own organizations dedicated to legalizing the rape of boys - NAMBLA anyone? - that just got real far below the radar. The gays used to march hand in hand with them, quite literally, during the 70s, early 80s until they realized it squicked out the normies too much and cut them loose.
Posted by: They have no problem with chomos other than optics at March 26, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)
Aquamation.
States (at least 25) that have authorized this eco-friendly alternative to flame cremation include California, Florida, Minnesota, Illinois, Colorado, Maryland, and Washington. AI Overview)
Good enough for hoodlums years ago, now adopted as mortuary services.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:25 PM (NFX2v)
CA is trying to legalize underage prostitution and its a gay guy leading the charge.
He argued paying a 17 year old for a beejer shouldn't be a crime. That's his argument.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)
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Restoring crime victims by forcing them to go through diversion programs doesn't seem fair. Or are you telling me that crime victims aren't restored, but the criminals are?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 02:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Medieval torture is to good for these sick people
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:25 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Rusty Vega.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:26 PM (KKI6+)
Called a bodega throughout the land.
It sells snacks with delight,
Coffee and beer late at night,
A New Yorker's quick shopping stand!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: John Bobbitt at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (Uy/WF)
I hear the headhunters left in Papau New Guinea mountains can be right hospitable to newcomers. Same as the Andamen Islands.
Long Pork, It's What's for Dinner.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
Word.
Posted by: Zombie Michael Rockefeller at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (y9nCu)
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It's like how they call them "washateria" instead of laundromat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (HXT0k)
So bring in thugs and protect them and then you can claim to be a law and order Democrat (and in my area they all claim that). Note - then you just bring in more illegals and argue both there is no crime and the crime is due to Trump
Posted by: 18-1
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I think it beyond that. Most of these leftist drones in office have the minds of idiots, they are being herded in a direction for the cause. And I think the real story can be found in what the WEF was promoting before it became too controversial to discuss in public. These wealthy and satanic oligarchs want the system to collapse and they plan on being elsewhere in hidey hole bunkers when it does.
The argument for authoritarian regimes will always come under the guise of safety and that is what these assholes need to collapse popularly elected governments (and even populations) that might resist. All so they can enjoy living without 90 percent of the rest of humanity. They figure it can be done now with robots and AI.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)
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What, you don't want him to get paid? What is it about a living wage that you don't understand?
-Gay California Politician
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)
I'm just kidding I love my Mexican friends.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:28 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:25 PM
Let me guess...this one's personal for him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 02:28 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Seems Legit
When the system is corrupt, vigilantism IS the answer.
Nothing in the Constitution or founding documents says we have to live like this or accept this.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 02:28 PM (KKI6+)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:28 PM (HyaXg)
"Trump claimed Iran had planned to send over eight large vessels of oil as a show of good faith related to potential peace negotiations. He then described hearing of media headlines which said eight ships were moving through the Strait of Hormuz. He also stated his team is having "very substantial talks" with Tehran to resolve the conflict - but at this point it appears merely indirect via Pakistani mediation. As for the 'gift', some factcheckers have begun investigating the claim:
Tanker tracking data compiled by Bloomberg shows no sign of the eight big boats full of oil that are going right up the middle of the Hormuz strait that President Trump just mentioned in his briefing."
Mighty white of them if it happens. I'm underwhelmed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (Sco7b)
I wonder about that, too, and always think of Marianne Bachmeier (1950–1996).
On March 6, 1981, she shot and killed 35-year-old Klaus Grabowski in a Lübeck, West Germany, courtroom during his trial for the murder of her 7-year-old daughter, Anna.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NFX2v)
Noriega. Talladega.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (3ek7K)
Same goes for the judiciary and congress.
Those institutions cannot be rehabilitated using the judiciary and elections. It just makes no sense.
The left understands "outside power" that operates detached from the base. We'd better get with the program. What little we've leveraged in that vein has really thrown the left off balance.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv)
I can tell you from personal experience that know you'll get your ass kicked won't stop a person angry enough to need to inflict some level of punishment.
I'll take the hit just to be able to give one, in a nutshell.
The founders worded the Declaration well in noting that most people are willing to put up with some level of abuse, but there is a limit
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: MaxPower at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (FeNQl)
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (NFX2v)
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
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BREAKING: The Ohio House just passed the Indecent Exposure Modernization Act, which criminalizes s*xually explicit performances in front of CHILDREN.
Every single Democrat voted AGAINST it.
We aren’t going to fix this one vigilante act at a time.
Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (p4NUW)
He worked in a plant for Ortega
He tripped on a root
They settled his suit
And now he owns a bodega!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Hearing Voices. at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 02:30 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 26, 2026 02:31 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 02:22 PM (Fbc0I)
There once was a man named Ortega
Who sold goods at the local bodega
"We've got Takis and Coke
and all kinds of smokes
And tinactin if athlete's foot plagues ya"
Posted by: Made to order and served hot at March 26, 2026 02:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (3ek7K)
torn
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:31 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:32 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 02:33 PM (8TJgL)
Every single Democrat voted AGAINST it.
Take note, John Thune. The way to support legislation is to vote for it. Not to play games with "reconciliation" or whatever the excuse is this week.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 02:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
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Isn't a bodega basically a convenience store?
Maybe with slightly more options than a gas station convenience store...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 02:11 PM (ESVrU)
In older cities you have groceries ranging from smaller super markets size down to a convenience store size but with inventory less tilted towards snacks and pops and more toward staples and such. So they might have some meats and veges, say.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 26, 2026 02:33 PM (RRloY)
For those that missed it, because the MSM is not reporting it: The Special Election in California last November, where Prop 50 passed and the redistricting is occurring, is under investigation. Apparently several Advocacy groups obtained information online that shows there were approximately 50K more ballots counted than what the SOS reported.
The AG, Rob Bonta, attempted to put an end to the Investigation being run by the Riverside County Sheriff's Department. Bonta sued and the judge denied his motion to quash the investigation. The judge further ordered that a Special Master be appointed to count the ballots.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 02:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:29 PM (3ek7K)
torn
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:31 PM
Chewed off by mangy chihuahuas
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:34 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:35 PM (3ek7K)
They needed a new law for that? Its already illegal, isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:35 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 02:35 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:34 PM (WsJuq)
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That's weirdly specific.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM (60TZk)
Posted by: Piper
You won’t fix anything if you don’t start somewhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM (8TJgL)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 26, 2026 02:10 PM (9Ovst)
One follows labor, tax and immigration laws. The other doesn’t.
Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 02:37 PM (ppdC5)
Posted by: A&P Grocery Store at March 26, 2026 02:37 PM (ej+CS)
pass it over to me
you've been hanging on to it
and I sure would like a hit
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 02:37 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Fbc0I)
I suspect a vigilante dealing with this in a red area and then not being charged would resolve a lot of issues...not all but...you'd quickly see behavior change outside of the hive cities
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:34 PM (WsJuq)
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That's weirdly specific.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM
Better than pampered bichon frise
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:38 PM (WsJuq)
AI Overview: Naked bike rides are generally not considered sexually explicit, but rather focus on body positivity, environmental awareness, and celebrating human vulnerability. While participants may be fully nude, these events typically have codes of conduct that prohibit lewd gestures, sexual harassment, or sexually charged behavior, ensuring the environment is celebratory rather than explicitly sexual.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 02:41 PM (2ap+5)
We aren’t going to fix this one vigilante act at a time.
Posted by: Piper
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Well, maybe we can if the vigilantes keep a low profile...
I heard that assaults on the subway (maybe even assaults in general) plunged after Bernard Gertz plugged those guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 02:41 PM (XJ22o)
I'll take the hit just to be able to give one, in a nutshell.
The founders worded the Declaration well in noting that most people are willing to put up with some level of abuse, but there is a limit
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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OTOH, the Mexican Revolution, the English Civil War which was a failed revolution, the Chinese Revolution, the Spanish Civil War (failed revolution/coup), the French Revolution, and the Russian Revolution. Iranian Revolution did not work out so well either as we can see.
Meet the New Boss, Just the Same as the Old Boss. The best way is still patient reform and persuasion over time to change the system. Trying to crash it results in a lot of people getting hurt and killed and more than likely things going sideways.
Civil wars are bloodbaths and it will get a lot of the 'goods' as well as the 'baddies' and it is very well possible that the 'baddies' win.
Our Founders were aware of all this and rolled the dice and got lucky. Other places and times, not so much.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah it would not actually take very many and very log to make significant changes. Look at how the left treats Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:43 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:44 PM (WsJuq)
Now they are legally protected and often funded by the government.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:41 PM (NFX2v)
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They are IMPLICITLY very, very sexual.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 02:44 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Paul Kersey at March 26, 2026 02:45 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:45 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 26, 2026 02:46 PM (HyaXg)
Flashing your junk at a kid on the city streets = not sexual at all
Asking that girl in HR out on a date = sexual harrassment
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)
From the pictures I have seen, not very :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:45 PM (PYyV9)
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True...but it's most definitely implied there's a sexual element to a bunch of nudists riding around in the buff.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 02:46 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:41 PM (NFX2v)
Except when they remove the bike seat.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)
Let's have a nude swimming event!
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Problem solved, easy peasy.
Over at Gateway
Posted by: javems at March 26, 2026 02:50 PM (2LWv6)
Don't forget it because pain is coming.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
And if you think the Soros DA will honor that detainer, you're a more trusting soul than I am.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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Can someone tell me why and how this is permitted to continue? That Soros DA is breaking the damn law, isn't s/he?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well the ocean was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (HyaXg)
Open for interpretation and not meant as anything specific, mind you.......
https://youtu.be/aAITxlCsj4Y
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
It's mostly up to you how to respond and when, unless it comes to a child, person of special needs, elderly.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
When you had the Wisconsin riots, the one with Kyle Rittenhouse, you used to be able to see raw video coverage of the chaos, invariably, you would see a dude blowing another dude in the background among other acts of primitivism.
Leftist are f****g degenerate animals.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM (zWn86)
Let's have a nude swimming event!
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 02:50 PM (abIsI)
They'll blame Trump because he's been blowing up transport boats from drug cartels.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM
I've dug a thousand tunnels...with this face.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:44 PM (WsJuq)
*******
All the Democrats see is that they are winning and flipping red seats because their base is motivated and our base is staying home and being encouraged to do so by the so-called very far right.
Why should they change anything when they are being rewarded.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (NpAcC)
How many rapes of children aren't reported because the child thinks he did something wrong?
our society is sick.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (3ek7K)
pain is coming.
Posted by: ...
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I'm optimistic about President Rubio. Two terms, bay-bay, chock-full of laws and judges that see us well into the future and cause the Dems to self-cleanse and marginalize their fanatics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so
You're bouncing back well. That's great!
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)
our society is sick.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (3ek7K)
I think the education system stats would be shocking anywhere in the West.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)
How many rapes of children aren't reported because the child thinks he did something wrong?
our society is sick.
Posted by: fourseasons
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I'm pretty sure the shame and guilt felt by rape victims is as old as civilization.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Maybe he'll chose an AG that will actually do something.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (abIsI)
F*ck you, IRS. Give me my go*damn money you overstole from me. But run everything else because you're sofa king incompetent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well the ocean was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:53 PM
The only time I ever felt apprehension doing a dive, was hanging on the anchor line doing decompression stops at night. I could almost hear the Jaws theme going through my mind.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:56 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 26, 2026 02:56 PM (3ek7K)
I've dug a thousand tunnels...with this face.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (Oq/TM)
I'm confused by this.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)
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Do we even know if cocaine has any effect on shark biology?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Agreed. Our next battle.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (zWn86)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Charels Jonhson at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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Simple solution. Don't test them.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (HyaXg)
Let your mind wander.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (zWn86)
I misread. Understand now. My brain's mistake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:54 PM (Oq/TM)
I'm confused by this.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:57 PM
The Great Escape
Actually I remember it as a bit done by a comedian many, many moons ago before I was 29
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Lemme make the best case against vigilantism, and not based on a Christian code that says vengeance is for the Lord, but more on the practical aspects of not getting caught.
Paul Kersey didn't live in a panopticon surveillance state, nor carry a personal tracking device in his pocket. The odds of not being seen are slim and none, and slim is at the bus station leaving town.
Don't forget, law enforcement does NOT like competition, especially not effective competition, so the entirety of the "justice system" will be mobilized to put an end to it.
Just some thoughts because certain cases do make one angry enough to entertain taking matters into ones own hands.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: 496 at March 26, 2026 02:59 PM (mn8NH)
I don't know if its in the movie, but at the end of the book, a cop literally catches him at it, doffs his cap, then turns away, saw nothing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Sco7b)
Just some thoughts because certain cases do make one angry enough to entertain taking matters into ones own hands.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM (zafwz)
BLaMtifa showed that all you have to do is wear a mask and hoodie and you can get away with everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Maybe he'll chose an AG that will actually do something.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 02:55 PM (abIsI)
*******
He'd be great, but he says he isn't running if his best friend, JD runs.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
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Simple solution. Don't test them.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:58 PM
I had a simple rule with sharks when I was a diver. I don't eat them, they don't eat me.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Oq/TM)
Cocaine Shark Tester
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:02 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 02:28 PM
It's a small grocery store, usually in Spanish neighborhoods, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 03:06 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 03:00 PM
I never had to worry about that...professional courtesy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 03:07 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Pamazon at March 26, 2026 03:26 PM (b5MGU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 03:41 PM (HyaXg)
Biden Deliberately Turned Off Money-Tracing/Payment Verification Systems for Welfare and Medicaid Payments to Fraudsters, and Minnesota Disabled Money Tracing For Welfare Funds Siphoned Out of the Country to Foreign Fraudsters
I had a big whoopsie on the first version of the post-- I see that I just covered what Charlie Brown's Dildo covered. I always forget to check!
So let me just include the stuff I think CBD didn't include.Does this sound familiar to anyone else? I recall the DNC and Obama deliberately turning off location verification for donations -- thus allowing foreigners to donate millions of dollars to them, illegally but untraceably -- and I'm also reminded of the following new revelation, that Biden deliberately turned off all money-tracing on the billions he pumped out to his Democrat fraudster voters and illegal alien pirates.
Eric DaughertyAnd the entire state of Minnesota deliberately disabled its ability to check for welfare/Medicaid fraud:
@EricLDaugh HOLY CRAP. Health Sec. RFK Jr. revealed that the Biden White House ORDERED HHS to ignore fraud -- and just focus on enrolling as many people on welfare as possible, legal or illegal "One of the things that I found out from people in my agency was they were ordered by the Biden White House not to do program integrity -- in other words, not to enforce against fraud." "And they said, they were told we want to focus on only enrollment and getting more and more people into the system!" This is a jaw-dropping betrayal of America. Root out all the fraud!
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening READ THAT AGAIN "Today in the fraud committee, the Department of Human Services testified that they haven't been tracking the IP addresses of money that's being literally flown out of our state and where it's going. They did turn on that reporting for 2 weeks, and they found that yes, a lot of those IP addresses were tied to overseas computers, and then they quickly shut it off after just 2 weeks of seeing where this money is actually going" "Every time we turn around, it's just more and more fraud scandals in our state"
🚨 HOLY CRAP. Health Sec. RFK Jr. revealed that the Biden White House ORDERED HHS to ignore fraud — and just focus on enrolling as many people on welfare as possible, legal or illegal
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 25, 2026
"One of the things that I found out from people in my agency was they were ordered by the Biden… pic.twitter.com/G4K5sGRXEt
HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 26, 2026
They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening
READ THAT AGAIN
“Today… pic.twitter.com/1V4zG7qa2Y
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Ace reads the blog?
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Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (RDqo2)
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I read 6 cantos of the Inferno.
Italian poetry about Hell is practically the same thing as The Hobbit, right?
Both Dante and Tolkien were Catholic, so the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
Did you see where the "teens" in downtown Chicago got really excited for Midnight Basketball last night?
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (pJCk/)
They won't.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
Well, someone needs to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (gYVzu)
Well, someone needs to.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
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"False."
-Zombie Breitbart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (bNf8H)
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Never mind. Fixed.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (bNf8H)
-Zombie Breitbart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (gYVzu)
'Should'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Got down my copy yesterday.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 26, 2026 12:38 PM (RDqo2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (0sNs1)
All your kind look the same to me.
Posted by: Ewok at March 26, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)
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A friend gave me his copy of Agatha Christie's autobiography like a decade ago and said it was a really great read -- and it still sits on my bookshelf unread (with innumerable other books).
Since I'm finally retiring next week, I have no excuse now not to read them.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:39 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: Ewok at March 26, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)
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Left hand picture: Karen Gillen
Right hand picture: Late stage Helen Thomas
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:39 PM (gYVzu)
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Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 26, 2026 12:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Anyone else doing the Hobbit challenge? I got through three chapters.
Just wait until the Battle of the Five Baskerville Hounds
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)
Holy Crap!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 12:40 PM (jAisO)
I fixed it. Look, it was a scramble to get something up again.
I think I'll post my original thread later today or tomorrow. I know it's a repeat but whatevs.
I just don't want a repeat right after the first post about the story.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
I'll repost it a later as an "In Case You Missed It."
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
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I'm pretty sure all that goes back to at least the '90s with Bubba Clinton (and subsequently Hillary) & Algore -- and their ChiComm Paymasters.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:41 PM (SgYCn)
Then I saw a lot more fraud and theft than I expected. So I upped it to 25%. Then more fraud. 35%. Still more fraud. More theft.
I currently think fraud and theft is 50% of GNP. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)
What do YOU mean you people?
Posted by: Ewok at March 26, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:42 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 12:43 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)
The Paolo, he was minding his own business, when suddenly Mrs. French was at the door. It was, as you say, a scramble to get something up after that.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: EatChootaDroid at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (NcvvS)
good, thanks for asking. I've been using it as I've been putting together and cleaning my Weber grill, which I haven't used for ten years due to stupid HOA regulations. Now I can use it again.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
How is shutting off tracking of government money transfers even legal? How is it even an option?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 12:45 PM (lsrsS)
good, thanks for asking. I've been using it as I've been putting together and cleaning my Weber grill, which I haven't used for ten years due to stupid HOA regulations. Now I can use it again.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
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Just remember, Serenity Now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:45 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2026 12:45 PM (98kQX)
Nah, though I have never read all the books back to back.
Maybe I should give it a whirl.
I do something similar on Memorial Day, I watch every episode of Band of Brothers and also The Pacific.
And maybe starting this year on July 20th watch every episode of From The Earth to the Moon.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (Oq/TM)
Is that the one with Deadpool or Hermione?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)
Am I being a bigot?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (dmDsy)
Is anything going to happen?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XJ22o)
And steal from the public.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (0sNs1)
It's not a favorite.
Right now, the boys are enjoying Waiting for Godot (b/c we're doing plays this year, and they loved American Buffalo, so I stepped back and through this in b/c it inspired American Buffalo).
I probably have the only kids who liked American Buffalo better than Glengarry Glen Ross. But if you read the originals of both, it is better b/c Alec Baldwin didn't exist in the original GGR, and his speech is so necessary.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
I read the LOTR and Hobbit books shortly before watching their respective movies as they were originally released in theaters. I may read the LOTR trilogy again at some point, but I may have PTSD from how awful the Hobbit movies were in comparison.
I did pick up two books this past weekend:'The Truth' by Terry Pratchett, what looks to be the Discworld's take on the media, and 'Project Hail Mary' by Andy Weir. I've heard good things about the adapted movie and would like to read it before I see it.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (AXdFA)
Until you find out what role he played in Democrat malfeasance and putrescence.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (HyaXg)
I try. At some point I might try blogging out there, rocking on my chair.
It's a good chair, I think. Ninety buck on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DCJRNDMT?
ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title
I see now that the chair advertises it can support 380 pounds, so it's built for a more generous frame. That's why it's so big.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
How is shutting off tracking of government money transfers even legal? How is it even an option?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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That's the question, how is it even an option? Who designed this software?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Pixelated
+++
I made one of my best posts ever at the top. But now it's lost like tears in rain.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (Lo97M)
No one is going to do nothing jack! Most Americans are too fat and stupid to care, let alone spell "CAT" if I spotted them the C and the A. Burisma called and they want Hunter to have his old job back! LOL
Asufutimaehaehtfutbw! FTW!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (ej+CS)
Yeah. We've got to go thru all of our assets, then get a pittance.
Gotta keep those Fairfax/Loudoun real estate values up!
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ace
Wow, who runs your HOA, Kim Jung-un?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)
How much were the Dem pols and Biden bureaucrats paid for turning them things off? Follow the money
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (mHVWR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM
We won't know until either Brian "Sex Machine" Tater, or one of the That Guy bros show up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM (HyaXg)
He was bringing home the bacon. Payoff for the payoff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
Vortex SPARC AR 2 MOA Red Dot Sight - SPC-AR2
https://tinyurl.com/3dfkms4j
I don't know if these are good or not but that's a helluva discount.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
good, thanks for asking. I've been using it as I've been putting together and cleaning my Weber grill, which I haven't used for ten years due to stupid HOA regulations. Now I can use it again.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
Wait a sec, so you're rocking in a chair and assembling a grill at the same time? Fuck, that's next level, man, that's way beyond any shelving project!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (YwEeS)
Is that the one with Deadpool or Hermione?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:46 PM
Ricochet Rabbit
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (Oq/TM)
I hesitate to say this, but it’s starting to look like cutting out the fraud throughout the system would make welfare actually affordable.
Last year, spending was $7.01 trillion and income was $5.3 trillion. If fraud is only 25% of spending, we don’t have a spending problem. We have a fraud problem. And that’s not even taking into account how much of that $5.3 trillion is interest payments on the fraud of previous years.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
I am. I'm on chapter 9.
Posted by: Tuna at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (lJ0H4)
Nope. Bad Timing.
I did finish Book 1 of The Faithful and the Fallen series by J. Gwynne.
Got about 4 Chapters into Book 2 before I fell asleep.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
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That 300 pounds of muscle you carry should feel safe, I suppose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (gYVzu)
As I wrote in the now-deleted post (which I'll post again tomorrow), if anyone was put off by the Hobbit movies, don't even worry about it mate, the movies were padded ridiculously to give them the same weight and slower pace of LOTR. The book itself is short and very fast.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Just The Tip at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
Easy.
/judge Kammanhawannalaya
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (XuXeR)
Am I being a bigot?
Posted by: SSBN 656
No, I can't stand listening to him, either.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The Paolo
I'm sure your lunch obliged.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (AXdFA)
If you can get over the weird accents and the generally poor cutting, the Rankin-Bass cartoon is very enjoyable. The art is strongly reminiscent of Tolkien’s own.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (OWEbr)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:49 PM (1wjle)
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*Freedom of Speech meme*
The Hobbit movies are more like histories of Middle Earth roughly 60 years before the events of The Lord of the Rings, and I enjoy them on that level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)
Warning: There's no Rocket Powered Rabbit Sleds in the book.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (YwEeS)
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Just the electeds and top appointeds. Three hundred people max to restore our freedom.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (RIvkX)
I guess those will be waiting a while.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (1wjle)
but topical right now, and really really good stuff!
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)
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Plausible deniability means no accountability.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (RIvkX)
This, too, is the story of Prometheus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (0sNs1)
I have learned to appreciate them for what they are but they are just not as much fun or as exciting as the book. And it's a rare case where there's a much smaller time commitment for the book than for the movie(s).
The Hobbit is legit one of my favorite books.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr)
Posted by: ace at March 26
Thorin captured by the wood elves and Bilbo and co. Just got away from the spiders.
Posted by: Tuna at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (lJ0H4)
I thought I read somewhere that as bureaucracies die, stealing eveything was one of the last steps.
From Grok...
No, there is no well-known historical law or famous quote that says “as bureaucracies die, stealing everything is one of the last steps.”
However, the underlying pattern you’re thinking of is real and well-documented in political science, history, and economics. When complex bureaucratic systems (empires, states, large organizations) enter terminal decline, elite corruption, asset-stripping, and self-enrichment often become prominent in the final phases. It’s not always literally “the last step,” but it is a common late-stage symptom.
Why This Pattern Appears
As institutions weaken, the normal checks (accountability, oversight, shared long-term incentives) erode. The people inside the bureaucracy realize the system is collapsing and begin treating public or institutional resources as personal loot before the doors close. This is sometimes called a “bank-run on the state” — everyone grabs what they can while they still can
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Yes. I had second breakfast, elevensies and lunch.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (2ap+5)
My thoughts exactly - and yes, I've made it through the LOTR books twice, too.
I much preferred the Lewis books if I want fantasy...short, sweet, to the point...
It was WAY easier to sit through The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe twice vs LOTR...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr)
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Colbert has long been a huge Tolkien nerd.
Honestly, I trust him more than I trust Andy Serkis who is all around a terrible filmmaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
Well I grew up without reading. Actually I *didnt* grow up without reading. Or should that be I didn't grow up WITH reading.
I don't know. Maybe I should have read more. Or grown up.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (n17eQ)
Somewhere I have a picture of a yonug me sitting in it.
It's like 20' tall.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:54 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM
Everyone up and down the line was paying tribute to someone. There's a lot of friction in organized crime.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ...Rest Thy Head at March 26, 2026 12:54 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (OWEbr)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (XuXeR)
I read Frankenstein last fall, but that's sci-fi. Actually takes place in our world rather than a completely made-up one.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
Well I grew up without reading. Actually I *didnt* grow up without reading. Or should that be I didn't grow up WITH reading.
I don't know. Maybe I should have read more. Or grown up.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (HyaXg)
Most classics I didn't read til adulthood. You can always pick up the habit at any point.
Like this was my 1st time with Mamet and Beckett. And I have to say - Marlowe needs WAY more credit for Dr Faustus than he gets. It rivals anything Shakespeare did, and has just as much effect on later artistic and written works...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (OWEbr)
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He's cowriting with his son, who is a screenwriter, and Peter Jackson is producing.
They're not going to take the first unfocused thoughts from Stephen's word processor and film it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr
If anyone missed it, Colbert was also a computer voice on Starfleet Academy!!
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from the Ladies' Auxiliary in Brattleboro, VT at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
I read Frankenstein last fall, but that's sci-fi. Actually takes place in our world rather than a completely made-up one.
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Where does Big Fish fit in? I really liked that.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (n17eQ)
It's well worth the time wasted.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Gimli at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (0sNs1)
Am I being a bigot?
Posted by: SSBN 656
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"Guilty of throat privilege."
/obligatory Linda Lovelace and Mark Felt (a Deep Stater before it was cool)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (SgYCn)
I'm not sure I can bring myself to read it again.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (viF8m)
Followed by public hangings.
This is beyond fraud. It is treason.
If this is cause for Civil War, bring it on now. It will be the only reckoning and rectification for the diabolical communism that has taken hold of our country.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (4sOFt)
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Akshually you don't know that shit you know.
Why it matters
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FUCK YOU
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: ace
I had an HOA that banned the use of charcoal grills (we could use propane ones) because retards were dumping hot coals in the communal dumpsters. The HOA was taking pictures of resident's patios and balconies that had a grill, so I found an empty propane bottle and placed it underneath mine.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (AXdFA)
Posted by: toby928(c)
Fop or Dapper Dan?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)
And he beats fish!
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:56 PM
The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
I think LOTR is very rewarding but things that are very fulfilling are sometimes hard to get through. But the Hobbit is a breeze to get through.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Kamala at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Dave at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: dumbaindo at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (FSDri)
As institutions weaken, the normal checks (accountability, oversight, shared long-term incentives) erode. The people inside the bureaucracy realize the system is collapsing and begin treating public or institutional resources as personal loot before the doors close. This is sometimes called a “bank-run on the state” — everyone grabs what they can while they still can
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM
cf. Pournelle's Law
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (W7FsI)
I'm not sure I can bring myself to read it again.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (viF8m)
See, I did an independent project on Orwell (and I've read his works now 3-4 times?)...and I could still read them again.
Yes, he's still one of my favorites...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr)
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Colbert has long been a huge Tolkien nerd.
Honestly, I trust him more than I trust Andy Serkis who is all around a terrible filmmaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
Sorry, man, but being a "Tolkien Nerd" is not enough to gain him any credence (in my mind), given the last 10 years of his absolutely horrific and downright false takes on the world today...
Yes, I know his show was a product of the network and his writers, but the mere fact that he so willingly debased himself nightly makes me want to just punch him in the face.
Repeatedly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (dmDsy)
Dwarven women with finely groomed beards.
Posted by: Gimli at March 26, 2026 12:57 PM (0sNs1)
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I always expected the Klingon babes to have beards ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (SgYCn)
The accounts require balancing. And necks require stretching.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (4sOFt)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
graphic novels are a good way to start. Art Speigelman's Maus is an idea.
OR
poetry compilations, or something short and sweet like The Dubliners by Joyce or Four Quartets by TS Eliot
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: The Deli Llama at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (W7FsI)
Imagine you can't concentrate on anything you don't really really really want to for more than three seconds without feeling like you're going to be swallowed by a vortex full of black holes. That's me.
Posted by: Kamala at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM (HyaXg)
and his son is just a nepot, with nothing to speak of as far as a screenwriting resume.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: The Deli Llama at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM
Except for noods.
The Nood abides.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: A Large and Moving Torg at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Agreed.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
Sucks to see it live....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (Sco7b)
Soul Glow?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)
Yes, I know his show was a product of the network and his writers, but the mere fact that he so willingly debased himself nightly makes me want to just punch him in the face.
Repeatedly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (dmDsy)
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There's a world of difference between writing an adaptation of a work he loves and performing (and probably writing) material on topical matters.
Does that mean Colbert will inject politics into the story? Honestly, I don't know either way. He could do it. He could decide that Tolkien unburdened by modern political lenses are preferable, like how Jackson, his producer on this project, did in the original movies.
I'm just saying, Colbert's fandom is a positive, and people act like it doesn't exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr)
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Colbert has long been a huge Tolkien nerd.
Honestly, I trust him more than I trust Andy Serkis who is all around a terrible filmmaker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
Sorry, man, but being a "Tolkien Nerd" is not enough to gain him any credence (in my mind), given the last 10 years of his absolutely horrific and downright false takes on the world today...
Yes, I know his show was a product of the network and his writers, but the mere fact that he so willingly debased himself nightly makes me want to just punch him in the face.
Repeatedly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (dmDsy)
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The final version of this script will have about 13 words written by Colbert. Maybe 14 words. The script will be wipe-your-ass-with-it terrible, but Colbert will have no hand in that. He got this gig for marketing and to reward him for years of faithful leftwing service. But they don't intend to actually use his script, assuming he even writes one.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
Wonderful movie. Probably magical realism, but part of its charm is that it is its own category.
Wikipedia says “fantasy drama” which is really just an acknowledgment that whoever wrote that doesn’t know what they’re talking about. IMDB gives it four categories: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance. Why not add anime in, too, cover all the bases.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 01:02 PM (EXyHK)
income tax must end!
at LEAST stop punishing the non-thieves who are productive.
you have to stop the beatings
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:02 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)
I always expected the Klingon babes to have beards ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:59 PM (SgYCn)
Mooch did....
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 01:02 PM (Sco7b)
I can't read alone, in a quiet room.
But, add music or a crowded room and I can drill down for hours at a time.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:03 PM (W7FsI)
I've read The Hobbit and LOTR several times each. It's been a while since.
Among my fave all-time reads.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 01:03 PM (DgMqy)
Honestly, read this as Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark lyrics.
Posted by: EatChootaDroid at March 26, 2026 01:03 PM (NcvvS)
Yeah I use music to do most work or creative stuff.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (HyaXg)
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I always assumed that the phrase "The Looting of the Republic Stage" goes back at least to the Roman Empire.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (XuXeR)
then my suggestions are sound!
poetry compilations (like interesting ones, eliot, Carrington)
or graphic novels (shortish ones with great art)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)
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Please Note: this is not an actual nood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (4NO2D)
It's that like the Vuldronaii?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:00 PM
I've seen things...
Posted by: Zuul at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (kgE5c)
Look at the cycles of Egyptian empires...
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (XuXeR)
And immigrants, especially illegal ones, are the greatest grift the government has ever found
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:52 PM (OWEbr)
I can smell the stink 50 miles from NYC
Posted by: Nicless at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (nPp6w)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
Ok
I will borrow an audio book version
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)
Now that is a narrow point we can agree on... if he loves the source material, I guess I can give him the benefit of the doubt.
Still gonna punch him, tho...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
We may not cancel or non-renew this Policy based solely on the fact that the Covered Person is an elected official.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM
You went and looked, didn't you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (kgE5c)
It'll be mostly Philippa Boyens writing it with a little assistance from Colbert's son, Peter McGee. Colbert himself will just sit there saying, "sounds good, sounds good" and get a writer's credit out of it.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (Y1sOo)
Beuller?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)
If we stop having a military and a State Department and seal off America from all evil foreigners, it will magically go away!!!
Posted by: Isolationists and Code Pinkers at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)
Yes I.thought they were excellent but I already told you you are a genius
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (HyaXg)
Music, Talk Radio / Podcasts.
Every Winter I listen to the entire LOTR BBC Production while I butcher my Deer / Elk / Antelope.
13 CDs worth of BBC Drama makes 2 days of cutting and wrapping tolerable.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (W7FsI)
then my suggestions are sound!
poetry compilations (like interesting ones, eliot, Carrington)
or graphic novels (shortish ones with great art)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM (j+aD2)
Short stories -
The Lottery (by Shirley Jackson) or Harrison Bergeron (by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.) are both 10 minutes of reading (15 on the outside) and enough to make your skin crawl...and to show the magic that even a short story can bring...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (tOcjL)
This should be a huge story, but since it shows Democrats in a bad light, crickets.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (NpAcC)
Catcher in the Rye
A Separate Peace
What gawd awful crap!!
Two other classics that were a struggle reading (but made great movies!!!)
Moby Dick
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Vortex makes decent optics. But so do others now at approximately the same price point.
Vortex, unless it has slipped lately, does have good warranty service which some of its competitors at that price point may or may not have.
Caveat Emptor though.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (kgE5c)
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I always like to check my facts.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)
I read Frankenstein last fall, but that's sci-fi. Actually takes place in our world rather than a completely made-up one.
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A.B. Gutherie's The Big Sky and The Way West were my adolescent version of fantasy reading.
Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (WmJ2H)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (464q3)
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
Tank abrams can crush it just with her under arm fat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (snZF9)
https://archive.org/details/TheHobbitAudiobook
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (tOcjL)
. Not that I like them but I'm on the couch in agony from gout. Also because I couldn't watch the Yankees last night
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (mHVWR)
Still gonna punch him, tho...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
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"His hiring doesn't make sense!"
"He loves Tolkien and even got a cameo in the second Hobbit movie, so he already knows Jackson."
"It doesn't make sense!"
I mean...I feel no excitement or anything towards the affair. My enthusiasm for more Tolkien adaptations were drained out with the Hobbit (which I do enjoy). I've never even watched a minute of Rings of Power I care so little.
But in the world we have, Colbert adapting Tolkien is better than the people who made Rings of Power who seem to have open contempt for Tolkien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Not going to disagree being a Hoosier and all but having driven from The Crossroads to B'more and back last weekend, I can say there are a lot of folks competing for darwin awards.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (VkY89)
I watched the movie trilogy once.
Once.
Posted by: Danny Vermin at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (4Alum)
There has always been a large amount of fraud in the government, it is inevitable.
But starting under Barky they pushed the pedal to the metal, and then under Biden they just started grabbing money from the public till straight in our faces.
Remember Biden almost doubled the federal budget and ALL of that increase was stolen.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)
Now that is a narrow point we can agree on... if he loves the source material, I guess I can give him the benefit of the doubt.
Still gonna punch him, tho...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)
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I've heard many times before how a director or screenwriter loves, just loves certain source material. Then they make a movie that shits on the source material. I'm not buying any of this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Wait for the enhancements.
Posted by: Rollover wind speeds cooking up mid-Illlinois at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (FhXTo)
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I once heard
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (W7FsI)
I have a favorite book that I don't actually have anymore because I always give them away. especially to "non-readers" - The Dictionary of the Khazars (who I assumed were fictional and learned HERE that they existed!). it's basically a book of poetry but organized as a dictionary. it's something you can just randomly open and find something interesting to think about. It's like The Devil's Dictionary (but nicer) so that is another great idea for you (Bierce is also fantastic).
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:09 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:09 PM (4q/mG)
But Susan Rice is gonna come after us for neglected parking tickets once they come back into power.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:09 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: ace
Wow, who runs your HOA, Kim Jung-un?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)
HOAs in America are the equivalent of CDRs in Cuba.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (464q3)
13 CDs worth of BBC Drama makes 2 days of cutting and wrapping tolerable.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM
Cassette tapes in my case, but that made a cross country drive tolerable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
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This isn't "I got hired and now I'm saying I love the source material."
Colbert has long, long loved it. It's been a very public thing.
And, as you yourself pointed out, Colbert's contributions are going to be filtered through other people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:06 PM (4q/mG)
Melville REALLY knew a lot about whaling, whale processing, and whales...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs66p5jQ9dM
Posted by: ace
Holy shit. What was that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (W2Pud)
I did do Bergeron. I can sort of digest a short story. Sort of.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
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As Ace mentioned yesterday, look at how they recently turned "Animal Farm" into a pro-socialist / anti-capitalist film.
And IIRC, that was produced by Angel Studios of all places!
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:04 PM
"This is a test of the Emergency Nood System. The bloggers of your area in voluntary cooperation with the Federal, State and local blogging authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an nood. If this had been an actual nood, (optional -- commenters may mention the types of noods likely to occurr in their area) the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This blog (optional -- insert blog name) serves the (operational area name) area. This concludes this test of the Emergency Nood System."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (YwEeS)
I’m tellin ya, revert MN to Territory status.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (464q3)
I think that is a major motivation. There should be an immediate across the board 25% cut of all federal government funding. Then we start targeting certain departments for their 50-80% cuts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Piper at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (OoFl2)
Noted. I have never heard of any of these!
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (SgYCn)
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Animal Farm was independently produced, and then they couldn't find anyone to buy the distribution rights.
Angel bought the distribution rights, probably for very cheap, long after post-production was finished.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 01:08 PM
Check out the Aubrey/Maturin series by Patick O'Brian. Two of the books were the basis of the movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (4q/mG)
Yeah. That administration really let the freak flag fly...
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
If you like Moby Dick and haven't read it try In The Heart of The Sea. Easier to read and true.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:13 PM (viF8m)
And IIRC, that was produced by Angel Studios of all places!
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (SgYCn)
Anything can be anything if you have no conscience.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:13 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (RIvkX)
I did do Bergeron. I can sort of digest a short story. Sort of.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:11 PM (HyaXg)
You can move yourself up from short stories to novellas and plays. Most plays are only 60-80 pages (as are novellas)...
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a good novella to move up with...you know the concept, but you don't know the story, and so it makes for something easy to stay attached to.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
Nice. I no longer have a car with a cassette player in it.
Which sucks as I have about 1.5k Cassettes of Concert Boots in my collection.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (W7FsI)
I'm not sure I can bring myself to read it again.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I can sympathize with that view. Fwiw, if you want a fun pastiche of characters from throughout the world of literature, try picking up a copy of Silverlock by John Myers Myers.
Even sends literature graduate students to the stacks for its references and characters.
Easy read, especially for an allegory based loosely on A Pilgrim's Progress by Bunyan except much less serious (and religion is largely absent here) on the surface. Filksinging of some of the passages used to be a feature at cons back in the day. Think Poul Anderson's wife among others was responsible for putting some of the poems within to music.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (E4rtv)
The first three chapters are riveting.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (Zst8M)
Read all of them. Twice.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM
Waaay to much
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM
What percentage of them are Deads?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
Again, a good point, as long as you think someone like a Stephen Colbert can, regardless of his "love of the source material", will actually produce something worthwhile.
While we are at it, what exactly is the point of him doing this? I seem to have forgot the over-arching theme of this discussion.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
My fourth grade teacher, who was otherwise an amazing human being, read The Chronicles of Narnia to us. What she was doing unwittingly was killing any taste I had for fantasy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (464q3)
Which sucks as I have about 1.5k Cassettes of Concert Boots in my collection.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM
This was about 30 years ago. Hell, my new car doesn't even have a cd player, which annoys me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (kgE5c)
are they good? I saw the Brit TV production, with Ioan Gruffeld (or whatever, he played Mr. Fantastic) and really liked those.
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
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I believe it started talking about the Treasury Department investigating illicitly given out funds under the Biden regime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (tOcjL)
Yeah but are we always quoting Marlowe?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (464q3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:13 PM
I saw the movie (and liked it), will check out the book. Thanks!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
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They should have sh*tcanned it rather than distribute corrupted material.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (lUfIe)
they loved it! and still remember those books fondly
the movies were ok. kind of meh. Narnia is best imagined.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Agreed.
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Agreed, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Cow Demon
No, you're quoting me.
-- The Earl of Oxford
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)
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Shipped on a whaler, so it stands to reason.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (CVAWM)
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I finished The Hobbit and started Fellowship of the Ring.
I also just bought two Agatha Christie books: Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:55 PM (tOcjL)
Yeah but are we always quoting Marlowe?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (464q3)
When we mention folks making deals with the devil, we effectively are...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
The first three chapters are riveting.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM
You will not be disappointed. I am looking to check out the movie. Hearing good things about it.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)
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They should have sh*tcanned it rather than distribute corrupted material.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)
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It doesn't seem to fit with their overall mission, so I like to assume it was just a purely financial decision, just some cheap investment that they felt like they could make back x times over to help them fund other things.
Or, they watched it and were really excited about turning Animal Farm from an anti-Tsarist and anti-communist thing into an anti-capitalist thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (gYVzu)
I also just bought two Agatha Christie books: Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM
Your pants dry-cleaning bills must be impressive.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:13 PM (viF8m)
Great book. It was an inspiration for Melville to write 'Moby Dick'
Posted by: Nicless at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (nPp6w)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)
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I believe it started talking about the Treasury Department investigating illicitly given out funds under the Biden regime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:16 PM (gYVzu)
Well, of course! Thanks for getting me back on track!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)
Colbert isn't going to be writing shit. It's a sympathy thing because he's going to be unemployed soon. Look up who the lead writer is going to be. That is who will be mostly writing the script, maybe with a little help from Colbert's son.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)
they loved it! and still remember those books fondly
the movies were ok. kind of meh. Narnia is best imagined.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (j+aD2)
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I recently rewatched the Narnia movies. Better than I remembered. I think with better casting for some of the characters (too many were whiny and annoying), it could have been really good.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM
As have I. And after I finished I read the entire Sharpe series for the first time.
I was stuck in the Napoleonic era for a while.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
His best story is his novella...I can't stand his long stuff...I know it was for the time to keep folks occupied, but I am not of that time, and he could use an editor (like Tolkien could) to remove a couple hundred pages to get to the real stories...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: JackStraw
That's the one about the killer sperm whale that took out the Essex, right?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)
remember before Barky when all the news articles were freaking out about the fact that there was one working teacher to three plus retired ones? and that was only going to get worse? and the blue model was failing, and failing hard.
well they figured something out
they LOVE all those empty "daycares" and "hospices" because they get kickbacks and fed matching from that
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (j+aD2)
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Co4qK)
A large percentage are Dead Tapes from 65-72.
Lots of Hot Tuna, too. Recorded by the same guy.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (/HeZH)
The visit will mark Clinton’s first public appearance in New Hampshire since 2019. She previously campaigned extensively in the state during her presidential runs, winning the Democratic primary there in 2008 and finishing second in 2016.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (/HeZH)
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It was an odd turn from that into the rest of Run, Spot, Run, but the author pulled it off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (gYVzu)
Was Dinky Hocker's little brother called Fudge?
Or was he from a whole nother place?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:14 PM (tOcjL)
You have to understand I have zero imagination. None. Animal Farm is another one I really did read - at the suggestion of Brit Lass because she thought it would help me understand communism better (this was sometime back). She's a good girl.
It was definitely an "easy" book. Could I really fully read it? Not really.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (HyaXg)
Vortex SPARC AR 2 MOA Red Dot Sight - SPC-AR2
$249.99 $74.99
https://tinyurl.com/3dfkms4j
I don't know if these are good or not but that's a helluva discount.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 26, 2026 12:48 PM (4NO2D)
Good price. I've been looking at red dots. I found that for $30 more on amazon you can get the GenII version, $105. Could be why these are getting clearanced.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
His best story is his novella...I can't stand his long stuff...I know it was for the time to keep folks occupied, but I am not of that time, and he could use an editor (like Tolkien could) to remove a couple hundred pages to get to the real stories...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL)
Just finished Little Dorrit Tough read... I have the 4 Hobbit books arriving today
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Agreed.
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Agreed, too.
Posted by: pudinhead
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I mentioned Silverlock as a fun pastiche of characters in literature. Myers has a demon named Faustopheles and he puts the protagonist being guided into Dante's Hell by Faustopheles to complete the pilgrimmage.
And you get a bit of Milton and Greek myths in that same chapter.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (E4rtv)
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I had to purchase a "kit" from Vortex with spare screws, 4 batteries and a tiny allen wrench to re-mount a laser to one of my handguns. Shipping was more than the kit.
Not a warranty issue. A "me" issue. But it was exactly what I needed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 01:22 PM (AkEZC)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
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"The face that launched a thousand ships."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (CVAWM)
Yep. And as noted above the Essex was the inspiration for Moby Dick.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (viF8m)
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Oddly, to be read to is the only way to enjoy Dickens. His wrote for an audience that worked in sweat shops. Actually reading him is tedious.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (0sNs1)
You don't think......
Nahhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (HyaXg)
Dwarven women with finely groomed beards.
Posted by: Gimli
Moochelle? Nvm, she's too tall to be a dwarf.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Or was he from a whole nother place?*
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Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: The Internet at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (Co4qK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Great. Now I've that earworm. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:50 PM (EXyHK)
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I really enjoy that movie. Saw it on TV when it first aired on the TV in the 70s. My 4th grade teacher was reading it to the class at the time which was pretty cool.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (RxMnM)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" was not to bad. And actually a good read from Dickens.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Like Dumas, Dickens got paid by the word for serialization of many of his works. Dumas tends to carry it off a bit more heroically.
But yes, I find Dickens at time rather dull and preachy at times. For me Dumas > Dickens which makes me a traitor to my English side of ancestry I guess.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (77rzZ)
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Blame Marlowe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (CVAWM)
I much preferred the Lewis books if I want fantasy...short, sweet, to the point...
It was WAY easier to sit through The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe twice vs LOTR...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 12:53 PM (tOcjL)
Well, that's because the Hobbit and the Narnia series were both written for children while LOTR was written for adults....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (N1DT3)
It was the worst of times,
Posted by: It was the breast of times at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Co4qK)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)
One example. The Bard has many. The Bard’s impact on English is unmistakable.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (464q3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Had it been an actual nood, it would have been accompanied by the sound of a half dozen Corgis scrambling through the kitchen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: The Internet at March 26, 2026 01:24 PM (Co4qK)
Oh, you!
I just wanted to see if anyone knew either of those names...
You silly Internet!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 01:26 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:26 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 01:27 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:25 PM (464q3)
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Marlowe was killed just as he was really hitting his stride. Another "what if".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:27 PM (CVAWM)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (/HeZH)
It was a cold day in April, and the clock struck 13.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:27 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Getting stabbed and killed early in his career put a damper on Marlowe's output. I suspect had he not died nor killed himself by drinking and whoring, that Marlowe would have been the equal of Will.
And Will turned out a fair amount of snoozers as well as some outright turds like Titus Andronicus.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:28 PM (CVAWM)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
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I have read several Dickens books. I think you have to be in the right state of mind and to accept what you're getting into to tackle them, though.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2026 01:28 PM (lUfIe)
On page 98 of 1028 pages 'Excecutive Action', Clancy. This may take a while...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
Two words: Great Expectations. Fuck Dickens.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (n17eQ)
But yes, I find Dickens at time rather dull and preachy at times. For me Dumas > Dickens which makes me a traitor to my English side of ancestry I guess.
Posted by: whig
The last Dickens I read was Our Mutual Friend, his penultimate novel, and last finished one. I read one chapter where the writing was so good, it blew me away. I decided that nothing else in the book would be as good as that, and so I stopped reading right there. Never have gone back to finish it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: pudinhead
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I can see that. Dickens was famous for his appearances before audiences to read his works back in the day.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
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This was fantastic, highly recommend it. An old fashioned adventure story for boys, like they used to make before all the queer stuff infected everything (please God, don't let Netflix get the rights for a remake)
As for Ioan Gruffudd, I assumed the ladies will like the cut of his jib.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:21 PM (/HeZH)
It was a cold day in April, and the clock struck 13.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:27 PM (464q3)
I felt a pressure. I farted. The pressure was gone. This is how my three-week battle with the invading army began.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Did I Tell You I Write Books? at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
Charles Dickens is a good author with interesting ideas but his style is very dated and incredibly padded. Oliver Twist, for example: nice short story stretched out to be a novel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (PYyV9)
Thought of that one instantly.
One of my faves is from the aformentioned Powder Mage Trilogy:
"It's a bloody business, overthrowing a King."
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (W7FsI)
My suggested opening line if any trannie is planning to write a book.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (KQmzo)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
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I'm going to be honest, I've never understood why Austen started Sense and Sensibility like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (gYVzu)
And Will turned out a fair amount of snoozers as well as some outright turds like Titus Andronicus.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
Hey, even The Bard can shit the bed. I’m just sayin we do quote him in every day speech. I won’t pretend everything he did was good.
But I rather enjoyed Macbeth and Hamlet most of all.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:31 PM (464q3)
Posted by: washrivergal
That's true. He is an investment.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
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Never read it so thanks for the referral.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:26 PM (HyaXg)
This is bad. Very bad. At least our voting process is secure.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 01:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
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He shows up in an early episode of "Bonanza," of all places.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:31 PM (CVAWM)
I felt a pressure. I farted. The pressure was gone. This is how my three-week battle with the invading army began.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Did I Tell You I Write Books? at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (dmDsy)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (464q3)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I love Macbeth, but take Hamlet on sufferance.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
Two words: Great Expectations. Fuck Dickens.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (464q3)
I think I wanted to kill Pip by the end of that in 11th grade...ways to make school children hate literature pt 12 (this is why I've read so many classics as an adult...I needed distance from the garbage)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
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I'm going to be honest, I've never understood why Austen started Sense and Sensibility like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (gYVzu)
And they used that for the opening line of the script for "Deep Throat"... what were they thinking?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Did I Tell You I Wrote Books? at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:30 PM (HyaXg)
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I've read some major works by other female writers of the time, and honestly, Austen is head and shoulders above, like, all of them.
Fanny Burey is absolute trash.
Most of the Bronte sisters work I've read (like Vilette) is good but not great.
Elizabeth Gaskell is pretty good.
Austen, though? Just fun to read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (gYVzu)
The image of a Sled on the Cover made promises to a young male reader that Edith Wharton made NO effort to satisfy.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM (W7FsI)
An hour before sunset, on the evening of a day in the beginning of October, 1815, a man traveling afoot entered the little town of D______.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 01:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: whig
Just keep in mind that I was in my cups at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:33 PM (77rzZ)
The Lottery (by Shirley Jackson) or Harrison Bergeron (by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.) are both 10 minutes of reading (15 on the outside) and enough to make your skin crawl...and to show the magic that even a short story can bring...
Posted by: Nova Local
Examination Day by Henry Slesar
https://t.ly/tHrcV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 01:33 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 26, 2026 01:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at March 26, 2026 01:34 PM (CVAWM)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 26, 2026 01:33 PM (KAi1n)
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Those one million monkeys will come up with something great eventually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:34 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:32 PM
I felt the same about Holden Caufield.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:34 PM (4q/mG)
Oh, and I forgot to add. There is an unfucked version on the Internet Archive. “The Hi-Fi Hobbit.” It restores the original soundtrack. As far as I know, the current DVD, and going back to the first DVD of the movie, somehow managed to lose the track that includes many of the sound effects. Which makes for a very weird and unsatisfying experience.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (tOcjL)
"Fuck you!"
Not joking. It was some really crappy book about a runaway panther in a big city, tearing up the local populace. Very explicit sex scenes that I didn't understand at my young age. The book was so crappy it might have had the super-thoughtful name of "Panther" or something like that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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No need, we have AI to do it for us.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)
Put yourself on the payroll, and fuggedaboudit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (Fbc0I)
Yes, and no. They are entertaining, fun, and uplifting. They are the kind of thing boys should watch. But they take some liberties with the story, more and more each series. So watch them and enjoy, then read the books which are even better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:35 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
My wife made me watch The Pride and Prejudice that came out in the 90s, with Colin Firth and Jennfier Ehle. Despite my reservations about watching a "chick flick," I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)
I have plenty of love for Dickins
Posted by: Barry Soetero at March 26, 2026 01:36 PM (HyaXg)
I can see that. Dickens was famous for his appearances before audiences to read his works back in the day.
Posted by: whig
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He shows up in an early episode of "Bonanza," of all places.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
With Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith) as Dickens
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg
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Eh, that is true of a lot of writers when they wrote as well. The trick, as Winston Churchill said, is to get more out of the alcohol than it does from you.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:37 PM (E4rtv)
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Inserting a dumb love story into "Hornblower, the Frogs and the Lobsters" really frosted me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 26, 2026 01:37 PM (CVAWM)
Dickens' work was super popular in the late 1800s, and cowboys who could get his stuff loved it for reading over winter for example. The fact that it was really wordy and long worked well for that kind of thing. He got paid by the word, and it shows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Love Austen.. read all her books... More than once...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 01:37 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Until the gophers drove him out.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:38 PM (UjdFS)
The image of a Sled on the Cover made promises to a young male reader that Edith Wharton made NO effort to satisfy.
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Touché. This book almost killed any desire in me to read. Thank God for John D. MacDonald.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:38 PM (n17eQ)
I know a gal that lives on a hill.
If she won't do it then her sister will.
When she boogies.
Posted by: A. E. Van Top at March 26, 2026 01:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
There was an English prof. at Michigan, Bert Hornback, who would dress up as Dickens and do a public reading of "A Christmas Carol" every December.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Until the gophers drove him out.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:38 PM (UjdFS)
Gophers?
Posted by: Carl Spackler at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (wVcYX)
That being said, not a big consumer of romances as of yet. Reading Emma and Pride and Prejudice was enough for me.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)
He's the drunk goof who was speaker for the legislature in Texas, but got turfed out for being a drunken goof.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (gKWVE)
Most of the Bronte sisters work I've read (like Vilette) is good but not great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If that's what you think of the Brontes, then you have never truly read Wuthering Heights.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (XJ22o)
Yeah, like I said, each new series got further and further away from the original stories. Ioan Gruffud was great in them though, liked him in everything I have seen him in even when he's miscast (like Reed Richards). He had a fun series called Forever that was unfortunately canceled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:29 PM (E4rtv)
There's a great movie about Dickens... The Man who Invented Christmas I believe...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (FtULh)
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I found Blow Baby Blow literally in the gutter. Read it from cover to cover. Several times, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:41 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: whig
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He shows up in an early episode of "Bonanza," of all places.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
With Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith) as Dickens
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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It's interesting to read the account of Oscar Wilde doing readings in Leadville, Colorado.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:41 PM (XeU6L)
My memory of that book is essentially the same as the 'Uncle Vanya' bit from Seinfeld.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 01:41 PM (W7FsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
My wife made me watch The Pride and Prejudice that came out in the 90s, with Colin Firth and Jennfier Ehle. Despite my reservations about watching a "chick flick," I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)
The version with zombies was *chef's kiss*.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 01:41 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM (XJ22o)
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I will be shocked if I enjoy Wuthering Heights that much.
The adaptations I've seen make Heathcliff and Catherine as insane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 01:41 PM (gYVzu)
Reading Emma and Pride and Prejudice was enough for me.
Posted by: whig
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As far as I'm concerned, you needn't read the others. Persuasion maybe, but the stories and characters in the others aren't as fun and interesting as Emma and P&P.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 01:42 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:40 PM
I watched that show because of Alana de la Garza....... :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 01:42 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Cheri at March 26, 2026 01:43 PM (oiNtH)
I will be shocked if I enjoy Wuthering Heights that much.
The adaptations I've seen make Heathcliff and Catherine as insane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I was thinking of offering Quillette an article on the utter failure of cinema wrt Wuthering Heights. I'm not sure it should ever be made into a movie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 01:43 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Bulg
Hal Holbrook on stage doing his Mark Twain shows was sublime as well. Mark Twain had a rather similar, but later, career as Dickens. And given I am more American than English, I prefer Twain over Dickens. And O. Henry for his short stories.
The Ransom of Red Chief was and is outstanding in its comedic effect. And yet, O. Henry could provoke tears with the Gift of the Magi or Georgia's Ruling.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:44 PM (PYyV9)
But a Judge just squashed the Subpoenas to get evidence of FBI shenanigans in the Trump Mara Lago raid.
But really... we don't have a problem with the Judiciary!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 01:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 01:45 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: whig
Decent candy bars too. Peanuts, caramel, and fudge coated in chocolate. I wonder why they stopped making them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Cheri
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either that or revert to the Old Ways
Tar, feathers, lamp posts, town square humiliation at the very least.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:45 PM (UjdFS)
The adaptations I've seen make Heathcliff and Catherine as insane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Pretty much a dark tale of star crossed lovers without the charm of the characters killing themselves theatrically like in Romeo and Juliet.
I think you could do an adaptation crossing into horror of Wuthering Heights in a Fall of the House of Usher kind of way.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:46 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:46 PM (PYyV9)
How to prove it was Biden? He was senile from the very beginning or not? (And 'auto pen')
And this:
Xavier Becerra has served as the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS) under President Joe Biden since March 2021. As the 25th HHS Secretary and first Latino in the role, he has managed the federal health response to the COVID-19 pandemic and focused on expanding access to affordable healthcare.
Key HHS Leadership under Biden:
Secretary of HHS: Xavier Becerra (2021–present).
Assistant Secretary for Health: Dr. Rachel Levine (2021–present), the first openly transgender official confirmed by the Senate.
Who minds the piggy bank? Congress.
This is all true for the Labor Department, the State Department & others under that administration, true?
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Wasn't the FARA registration for certain administration related non-profits also called into Q years ago?
We may come to regret - some day - HC didn't become Pres when either O & Joe did.(Those socialist guys and their foreign friends; undeniable.) I'll go hide now.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 01:46 PM (NFX2v)
Tar, feathers, lamp posts, town square humiliation at the very least.
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There is a simpler way. Hear me out....
Posted by: Vlad Tepes at March 26, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)
"Dems go silent, pull Women's Month resolution after GOP asks for simple definition"
Excerpt:
"The bill, from state Rep. Carol Hill-Evans, D-York, recognized March as Women’s History Month in Pennsylvania. Hill-Evans wrote in her presentation of the bill that it "celebrat[es] the extraordinary accomplishments of women," which "too often go unacknowledged.""
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Maybe all federal employees should get the military lectures about what constitutes an unlawful order.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 26, 2026 01:47 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Does he comment here?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig
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He is buried just up the street, in Riverside cemetery, also, Thomas Wolfe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Probably the same reason that a lot of things disappear. Companies get bought out, decline into bankruptcy, and products get enshittified until no one wants them anymore.
You could always check at a Cracker Barrel to see if someone is making replicas again.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)
But a Judge just squashed the Subpoenas to get evidence of FBI shenanigans in the Trump Mara Lago raid.
But really... we don't have a problem with the Judiciary!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 26, 2026 01:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Straight-shootin' ham-n-eggers they be.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (wVcYX)
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I agree with this. Sort of the same with Hemingway, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (/HeZH)
Posted by: pudinhead
I can't stand Hemingway just because of his style. All those short, simple sentences. Very boring.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Try reading A Life on the Mississippi. Huckleberry Finn nor Tom Sawyer demonstrate that quality as well.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Interesting juxtaposition.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:48 PM (/HeZH)
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That was so yesterday...try to keep up!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 01:50 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: whig
Had a HS English teacher who thought that Huck Finn was the greatest book ever written. I never got it, myself.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (UjdFS)
mmmmm...could beeee...
I can't stand Hemingway just because of his style. All those short, simple sentences. Very boring.
Most overrated author in history. Thankfully people seem to be figuring that out, he's lost a lot of popularity and respect over time. Everything people praised him for, Dashiell Hammett did better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (PYyV9)
"Dems go silent, pull Women's Month resolution after GOP asks for simple definition"
Excerpt:
"The bill, from state Rep. Carol Hill-Evans, D-York, recognized March as Women’s History Month in Pennsylvania. Hill-Evans wrote in her presentation of the bill that it "celebrat[es] the extraordinary accomplishments of women," which "too often go unacknowledged.""
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Right on!
Posted by: Octo Mom at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal
......
Think I'll wait for a Disney thread.
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: It's me donna
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A passage I keep in mind from Jane Eyre:
Mr. Rochester states, "Dread remorse when you are tempted to err, Miss Eyre; remorse is the poison of life,"
A lesson often learned too late in life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: whig
Had a HS English teacher who thought that Huck Finn was the greatest book ever written. I never got it, myself.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)
White trash kid eking by in life. Can I say that?
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 01:53 PM (/HeZH)
The perks are the job.
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulg
Similar to Don Quixote or Tom Jones--picaresque adventure of one encounter after another. The problem with Huck Finn is at the end of the book when Twain simply did not know how to finish it. He chose comedy rather than continuing into uncharted waters of biracial friendship of two outcasts of society.
But a lot of autobiographical details of Twain's writings ended up in his works.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: tubal
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Very definition of picaresque.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
I think he was exactly right.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 26, 2026 02:01 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Beverly at March 26, 2026 02:36 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Pamazon at March 26, 2026 03:19 PM (b5MGU)
I won't type what I am thinking about Obungo, Biden and all who did this. My thoughts are that bad.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 26, 2026 03:31 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 26, 2026 10:17 PM (bexpN)
The Morning Rant: Why USAID Needed To Be Destroyed
“The Ukrainian Government and unspecified U.S. Government personnel, through USAID in Kyiv, reportedly developed a plan that would provide hundreds of millions of US taxpayer dollars to fund an infrastructure project for Ukraine that would be used as a cover to send approximately 90% of funds allocated to the DNC to fund Joe Biden’s reelection campaign,” the declassified summary of the intercepts stated. “They were confident the project would be funded initially, even though at some time in the future the project would be disapproved as unnecessary. At this time, the money would already be allocated and impossible to return or use for a different purpose,” the report added.
That is most likely a tried-and-true method of funding domestic political efforts, and if the usual suspects were investigated, does anyone think that they wouldn't be found to have taken taxpayer money laundered this way? BLM, probably Antifa, the thousands of voter-registration and vote-casting scams run in the inner cities, the homeless boondoggle, transsexual lunacy in our schools, academia's frantic rush to the left...all funded by American taxpayers!
“The plan included details of how subcontractors would be funded through U.S. companies so that how the funds were spent and allocated would be difficult to track,” the declassified summary stated. “Additionally, contracts would be executed that would be difficult to verify. In this manner, most of the U.S. funding would be diverted to Joe Biden’s election campaign without the ability to track where exactly the funds came from.”
I wonder whether the unelected bureaucrats who spent so much of our money had a stable of pet companies that were willing to participate in these money-laundering escapades for a cut? Biden's 10% might have been peanuts! I want the names of those companies! [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at March 26, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:02 AM (lCppi)
They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 26, 2026 11:02 AM (2Ez/1)
HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas
They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening
READ THAT AGAIN
“Today in the fraud committee, the Department of Human Services testified that they haven't been tracking the IP addresses of money that's being literally flown out of our state and where it's going.
They did turn on that reporting for 2 weeks, and they found that yes, a lot of those IP addresses were tied to overseas computers, and then they quickly shut it off after just 2 weeks of seeing where this money is actually going”
https://tinyurl.com/yc5avze2
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:03 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Z2yLo)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
Again, it would be the most amazing job to track every last dollar of government funding to every last bank account, every last company. Either Cnada or the US.
I imagine I'd be amazed at the corruption. Before my fatal car accident or my unexpected suicide with 5 bullets to the back of my head.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 11:05 AM (Sco7b)
lol, more like the absolute certainty of graft, and it being the central point of all of this.
Pretending to care about Ukraine's infrastructure is the thinnest fig leaf imaginable for what was clearly a scheme by deep state actors to make sure they keep their phony-baloney jobs.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:05 AM (oqH4h)
It's taxpayer funding.
Posted by: Let's be clear at March 26, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 11:05 AM (N1DT3)
I wouldn’t be surprised if 70% or more of the taxpayer money we sent Ukraine was stolen by grifters (including the Biden’s)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 11:06 AM (xT8gx)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5avze2
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
Fraud does not exist (or hurt Democrats) if people cannot look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 26, 2026 11:06 AM (NcvvS)
Fuck Ukraine.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Klk40)
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And you know this how?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (2UnvF)
We've made politics a place where only shameless scammers can survive.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (N1DT3)
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This started a lot earlier than Biden. Ukraine is all about NATO and Dems and likely Putin milking a fabricated war. See Hillary and Victoria for the details.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Klk40)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
And I'll call bullshit. We installed this government to do exactly what it is doing. Funnel money to the right people with people in charge who were ok with just wetting their beaks on the slipstream.
Z-man became a problem when that flow was threatened to be cut off. He is fucking threatening other european leaders who are skeptical of the project for fuck's sake.
There is nothing noble here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:08 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 11:09 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:10 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:10 AM (Klk40)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 11:11 AM (cWLG3)
Fraud does not exist (or hurt Democrats) if people cannot look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)
/whistles nonchalantly
Posted by: Georgia Elections at March 26, 2026 11:11 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:11 AM (lCppi)
These foreign fuckers are taking the profits from schemes that we Americans would take!
Bastards!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:12 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Rushin' Hands, Roamin' Fingers at March 26, 2026 11:12 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Georgia Elections at March 26, 2026 11:11 AM (w/O5Q)
Or Virginia. Washington state. Arizona. Etc. Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
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We've already done that for Europe.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:12 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 11:11 AM (cWLG3)
Vindaman!! Hunter Biden!! Joe Biden!!!! Of course that Manlet cosplay general is complicit.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:13 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Klk40)
This. I could not care any less about that shithole than I do right now. Let Putin have it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2026 11:13 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 11:13 AM (svLOV)
and Ukraine isn't the only one
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 11:13 AM (j+aD2)
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An election in Ukraine would be a threat to Our Precious Democracy!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: SSBN 656
Hey, I told you how to do it years ago! But did you listen to me? Noooooooooo...
-- Zombie Matthew Lesko
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)
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And you know this how?
I suppose Joe Biden telling us that that's what he was doing is a pretty good indicator.
https://is.gd/hGKyTt
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Rushin' Hands, Roamin' Fingers at March 26, 2026 11:12 AM (oftw2)
Nah. I think this is more: we created this bullshit and they were unwitting victims of our schemes. My point is that they are all (the ones left) witting thugs and grifters. We essentially installed a 'friendly' crime syndicate at the head of a country.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (bss/y)
Also known as "public servants" which we are supposed to honor and respect. That expression was started and cultivated by Clinton back in the 90's and always makes me want to gag up when I hear it. Yet untold millions buy into that premise.
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (GUOwU)
We could definitely balance the budget. Which would be sensible and useful.
Free Healthcare would just start the scamming all over again.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (Klk40)
oh sorry! the law applied to you
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)
Yup. That was my point.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)
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SNIP: (Evidence of how Minnesota knew the fraud was going on, but purposely allowed it)
....
https://tinyurl.com/yc5avze2
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)
The left supports stealing your money and giving it to third worlders. (Either in this country or in another.)
YOU deserve to be stolen from because the only reason you have anything is that you and your ancestors stole it from the third wolders. Without you stealing everything, they'd be rich.
Logic doesn't matter. Pointing out they've NEVER had wealth so there was nothing to steal will not matter. YOU (and America) stole everything in the world and deserve to be stolen from.
These people are not our countrymen. They are enemies who want us dead.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 11:16 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 11:16 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 11:16 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (V4IXI)
I'd venture a guess that most would still like their odds...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 11:16 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)
She probably caught a very small amount, but I am betting this was ... what's the right term? The ediface of the dems. She DID NOT spend 2 billion on that election- I do not care how many times she hired Beyonce to shake her ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2026 11:14 AM (GUOwU)
When are they supposed to start serving the public? I want to put that on my calendar so I can watch. Should be a great five minutes!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 26, 2026 11:17 AM (2J/Lj)
You're so much more succinct and logical, but even I have sensed something is up with a great deal of US taxpayers dollars supporting less than honorable endeavors in both nation and out politics.
Mea Culpa. From today's art thread:
408 Interfax-Ukraine (Ukrainian News Agency) also posted: 26.03.2026
'Trump reposts article on alleged intercept of Ukraine and USAID plans to fund Biden’s 2024 campaign'
Who knows? Maybe all the missing democratic presidential campaign $ is sitting in Europe.
But the Dems/progressives are in a scorched earth mentality over USAID and will forever seek retribution for every and all "Trump created" agency including, but not limited to, DOGE and ICE.
And it keeps the Daily Beast and others of its ilk busy.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 26, 2026 11:17 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)
Washed through Beyonce and Oprah, no doubt.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:17 AM (lCppi)
Whatever her coffers held, she likely spent 2-3x that amount.
That's just part of the scam.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:18 AM (Klk40)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
There's got to be a pony somewhere in that pile of shit, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 11:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:18 AM (jbnUc)
Yup. That was my point.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)
But you left out that Ukrainian officials were using some of that funding as their personal bank account.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:18 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)
Washed through Beyonce and Oprah, no doubt.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 11:17 AM (lCppi)
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Ewwwwww.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (cWLG3)
Every government agency, from the feds on down, has degrees of fraud built in.
The Democrat Party didn't become the party of big government because people like government.
They became the party of bigger and bigger government because they paid people.
Lots and lots and lots and lots of people.
With your money.
And those people want more government.
No one supports the Democrat Party who isn't being or doesn't expect to be, paid, directly or indirectly, by the government.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (y9nCu)
CBD, you are too tender of years to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 11:20 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 11:20 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 26, 2026 11:21 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: RI Red at March 26, 2026 11:21 AM (eoT7c)
But that 30% that relies on money and employment directly and indirectly from government?
They would have no prospects because they all lack any marketable skills outside of leaching off of the 70%.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 11:21 AM (HXT0k)
That's just part of the scam.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:18 AM (Klk40)
Spent on what (and whom) is the thing though. CGI gets 5 mil for ... consulting. 5 mil goes to Robert Reich because he needs a new high chair. 5 mil goes to NYT because they gave me a nice glazing. 5 mil goes to Jimmy Kimmel so he can find his balls. 5 mil goes to Dr Jill for those lovely yoga pants. 5 mil goes to...
2 BILLION makes a lot of payoffs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:22 AM (bss/y)
Yeah, I know, when could it?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:22 AM (dmDsy)
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Well, he is well known in Manhattan. He is also very greasy.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 11:22 AM (Dv3i1)
CBD, you are too tender of years to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)
Well, we know Miss Lindsey and Romney were involved. Pretty much any fucker who flew there over the past 5 years for a photo op got paid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2026 11:23 AM (LHPAg)
‘ I agrees with you Archimedes’
Same, more or less. There is no argument made regarding intervening in Iran that could not be made about Ukraine. It’s just a matter of preference.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:23 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 11:19 AM (0sNs1)
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 11:24 AM (n9ltV)
That's retarded, Sir.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:24 AM (Klk40)
Would you be surprised that the Reddit Retards have a problem with that opinion?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:24 AM (V4IXI)
{O-O}
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (0sNs1)
Have I been given some awesome new interwebs Power???
I will be beneficent.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (dmDsy)
WaPo Pentagon considers diverting Ukraine military aid to the Middle East
A shift would highlight the growing trade-offs required for the U.S. to sustain its war with Iran as the conflict depletes the military’s critical munitions. minutes ago
Ukrainian News: Pentagon considers redirecting military aid to Ukraine to Middle East - WP
Pravda: NATO secretary general dismisses claims about US redirecting weapons intended for Ukraine to Middle East
Reuters: Exclusive: US links security guarantees to Ukraine giving up Donbas, Zelenskiy says
Newsweek: US Hits Back At Zelensky Comments on Ukraine Peace Deal
Rigzone: Ukraine Says It Attacked Russia's Kirishi Refinery
by Bloomberg| Bloomberg News | Thursday, March 26, 2026 |
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (NFX2v)
Indeed.
Remember who did this.
IceKingJOE gave Iran $6Billion to play nice.
"What is the National Security Interest?" IceKingJOE.
It should be intuitively obvious that Iran is going to destroy Kharg Island just as spider-hole/S.Hussein though the damage would be irreparable and an any kind of disincentive and impairment to air operations.
It's better if the Iranian's blow their own island up (Mad Max/RoadWarrior-style), and in fact, we should help them, unless of course we indict -- about 8 neutron warheads detonated concentrically and simultaneously/disabling all but the mechanical self destruct mechanisms they've already planed (gee, what-if they should go of pre-maturely accidentally?)
One way or another, robots would be on the ground in 24-72hrs, human jumpers within a week to assess/supress and bring the island back online in 3-6 months as Floating Production Storage Offload (FSPO, converted oiltankers) come on line in much less than that.
Guess who's heavily vested in that? and pre-positioned?
Yes, the *IS* profit in WAR, but only at a distance.
forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (u0/lf)
Are you saying we got screwed by Ukraine??
If I understand your question correctly, Ukraine gave money to the Dems, which is obviously a screwing, but they didn't WANT to do it (they needed every shekel , after all), they did it because they were worried the Dems would cancel all their funding if they didn't, and that funding was keeping them aliove. You know, just like Biden threatened to do if he didn't get his way over the Uke prosecutor investigating his son.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)
They can all eat my ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:25 AM (Klk40)
Steal from the taxpayers every year.
Not a little bit. All of it. Every last fucking cent. Print what you need to fill in the gaps.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 11:26 AM (AkEZC)
I’ll defer to you as an expert on retardation.
Maybe you could list significant differences instead of expecting automatic agreement?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:26 AM (jbnUc)
When did Ukraine become the largest exporter of terrorism in the world? Holy crap we need to send Putin military aid asap!
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:26 AM (V4IXI)
That's retarded, Sir.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:24 AM (Klk40)
I agree... Is Ukraine the sponsor of terror across the world? Do they fund Hezbollah and the Huttis and other terrorist groups ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 11:26 AM (//8Ft)
I would like to see how much money ended up in the pockets of European elites. Boris Johnson didn't scuttle the treaty for kicks and giggles
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (mHVWR)
Even the Washington Post admits it. Because it's true.
Hannity is a gas bag but he's not always wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
And, of course, China won't be able to afford a Taiwan invasion, and their supply chain disruption will permanently cripple them.
Thanos was Right;
Real Stable Genious.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (u0/lf)
In the middle of his Democrat, Republican, Democrat, Personal Injury Lawyer, Democrat flip-flop phase, Charlie Crist did a press conference where he whined "but I just want to SERVE the public!"
How about you give someone else a chance to serve, and go get yourself a real job? I swear, that asshole flip-flopped more than a beached sea grouper swatting sunbathers with his tail at Pismo Beach.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 11:28 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:23 AM (jbnUc)
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Maybe lay off the bong hits this early my dude
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:28 AM (oqH4h)
The Obama Presidential Library of Doom opens in 85 days! And you can win tickets!
Privately funded you know. Out of people's admiration of Obama and his basketball, weight-lifting and umbrella-opening skills.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 11:29 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:23 AM (jbnUc)
Strongly disagree. With Iran we have 47 years of backstory.
Ukraine is fake (and gay.) Has been a manufactured op from the beginning that too many cold warriors fell into by transferring cold war animus into the conflict. The rest of the social media push? Ukraine flags in bio? All that bullshit. BILLIONS of dollars flowing to Ukraine with virtually NO oversight? 'Stand with Ukraine! Stay inside!'
Ukraine and Covid go hand in hand. And yet, you are saying Iran is the same thing? Just a preference? A manufactured thing?
That's horseshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:29 AM (bss/y)
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Well, he is well known in Manhattan. He is also very greasy.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:22 AM (n17eQ)
Sunnyvale Trailer Park greasy?
LOL
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:29 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:29 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
I believe Hannity and Mark Levin are good friends. Can you imagine trying to get a word in edgewise when those two get together? I can imagine them talking past each other all night…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 11:30 AM (xT8gx)
Are you saying we got screwed by Ukraine??
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I assumed this was a play on the nic, as in how do you raise money? The same way you raise water.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)
Again you ignore the money /aid that went into Ukrainian pockets or non military pet projects/social programs.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:32 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Bulg
You are Putin's stooge. That's right, I SAID IT!!!
Posted by: Ol' Yeller Levin at March 26, 2026 11:32 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Hey! Don't forget about us!
-- Middle Easterners, Africans, South Asians, East Asians, American Indians, etc.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
I don’t know whether some folks are intentionally misinterpreting my argument. But no I mean intervention to prevent Russia from overrunning Ukraine and whatever other country it decides it wants.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (jbnUc)
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SSBN 656, I've never seen Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Is it available on one of the streaming thingies? I have smokes with a Canadian BGen. He is from that area. Maybe I should take a peek?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (n17eQ)
Way back at the start of the Russia crap Hannity was about the only person reporting that the whole thing was fake and one of his featured guests on some nights was John Solomon. No reporter was more on top of the hoax back then that Solomon, the guy who broke this story about Ukraine.
I tried to watch only on nights when Solomon was on and I'd invariably end up screaming at my TV for Hannity to shut the fuck up and let Solomon talk. Incredibly annoying.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:34 AM (n1OCj)
Now I still don't understand your comparison. Quit while you're behind.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:34 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 11:34 AM (2ap+5)
I don’t know whether some folks are intentionally misinterpreting my argument. But no I mean intervention to prevent Russia from overrunning Ukraine and whatever other country it decides it wants.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (jbnUc)
And that is what I am talking about. The entire Ukrainian Project has been an op since we threw the color revolution back in... 2013?14?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:34 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)
I admit it; I completely missed that.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)
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Yep.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:35 AM (n17eQ)
Cut ALL funding to Ukraine NOW. Enough of these impertinent Slavic pisspot sneakthieves. Let Europe's gopnik fend for himself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 11:36 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)
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There was an article out over the last few days bemoaning that campuses have gotten quiet, the heyday of campus protest being, seemingly in the past.
Completely unrelated. I don't know why I bring it up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:36 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
My late mother LOVED Hannity. And I'd watch too occassionally - much less since I stopped drinking.
I don't think President Trump had a bigger ally in the media than Hannity though. Whatever you think of him, Hannity always had Trump's back.
To whomever? was listening...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 11:36 AM (Sco7b)
With Russia we had the Cold War and beyond (some 80 years)to restrain their expansionism. I believe that ought to be opposed. At least to the extent we supply arms to Ukraine and make invasions expensive.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:37 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
True, but 5% right and 95% gas bag is a bad look. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 11:37 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 11:06 AM (xT8gx)
Putin is Schrodinger's Hitler: a powerful maniac hell-bent on world conquest when people want to convince you that he's an existential threat that must be fought directly or else he will drive to Paris, and a sad gas-station clown with nukes when they want to convince you that it would be safe and practical to drive to Moscow and divvy up the Russian Federation's assets among Bill Kristol's grifting friends.
I doubt he will stop before Odessa, and I also doubt that he even wants all of Ukraine, let alone to continue on. The Galician part would just be a never-ending hotbed of
Posted by: SciVo at March 26, 2026 11:37 AM (Sy6m/)
That's retarded, Sir.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:24 AM (Klk40)
The mullahs: installed by Jimmy Carter
Zelensky: installed by Obama
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:37 AM (jbnUc)
How does that compare to anything regarding to our military action against Iran?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 26, 2026 11:39 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
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Muslim population is higher in Russia than in Western Europe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:39 AM (gYVzu)
America was nearly lost to a cabal of NGOs, think tanks, foundations, specialty media organizations, compromised mainstream media organizations, quasi-governmental organizations and all other manner of other well-funded (often with taxpayer dollars) players dedicated to preserving extra-governmental controls over the average American, all outside the scope of what Americans vote for.
The men and women behind these organizations claim to want to benevolently advance public policy, when in reality their singular purpose is to maintain and grow the nefarious personal power they have achieved. Above all else they must defend their fiefdoms, the good of the nation be damned.
When reformers try to undo any part of this cabal, those reformers are inevitably smeared, libeled, slandered and threatened. The goal is to prevent them from engaging in that necessary reform by intimidating them into silence.
https://is.gd/Yc6YlJ
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 11:40 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:37 AM (jbnUc)
We opposed the Soviets. There IS a difference in kind and quantity between the Soviets and Russia now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:40 AM (bss/y)
Not old Joe himself, but his minions had plans.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 11:40 AM (BI5O2)
THIS. Well past time. How much of this filthy lucre has stuck to his clammy, weak hands?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
Neither is a stopped clock.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:33 AM (n17eQ)
Hi! It's called Trailer Park Boys, it's on Netflix. It's a really raunchy comedy about a group of moronic but well-meaning criminals in a trailer park. It's funny, as long as you appreciate comedic shows that include a lot of cursing and drug and alcohol abuse.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (dmDsy)
‘ How does that compare to anything regarding to our military action against Iran?’
Both are foreign wars that we could have stayed out of.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (jbnUc)
Not old Joe himself, but his minions had plans.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (vbXSk)
'I'd be ok with a limited incursion.' was that the line? Something like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
You can disagree with Archimedes, but don't be a dick about it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (n9ltV)
Michael McFaul, Trump-hater, Ukraine booster, and former Ambassador to Russia, once boasted that he made nearly a million dollars a year, in a quickly deleted tweet around the time Trump came into office.
I always wondered how much of that was USAID money - probably most of it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, yes. Because the Russians conquered a lot of Muslim peoples who were already present. But, since Chechnya was pacified, how much mischief do we see Russian Muslims making over there? Putin knows how to handle them.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (2UnvF)
I saw Clammy, Weak Hands open for the KungFu Grip in Trading Places.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)
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It's genetic. Hannity's cousin is a good friend of mine, and her nicknames since childhood are Motor Mouth and Daily News.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (3ImbR)
Okay pal, just like you're not a special pleader for war with Iran.
Have your opinions, whatever, just be honest about your own biases. You're not a neutral observer here, buddy.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:43 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, yes. Because the Russians conquered a lot of Muslim peoples who were already present. But, since Chechnya was pacified, how much mischief do we see Russian Muslims making over there? Putin knows how to handle them.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
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The population is even growing because the Russian Christians aren't procreating. Should be 30% of the population in about 15 years.
I keep hearing that 10% is all that's necessary for conquest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:43 AM (gYVzu)
Ukraine coup planners didn't like a legitimately elected Pro Russian President,
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:43 AM (V4IXI)
It goes back further than that. At the NATO Summit in Bucharest in 2008 George Bush floated the idea of NATO membership for both Georgia and Ukraine. Putin warned that membership for either country was a red line for him and he would attack if it happened.
To prove his point he then attacked Georgia. Didn't get nearly the media coverage that Ukraine has received but Putin wasn't screwing around about attacking if once again NATO broke its work and expanded eastward.
Multiple things can be true at the same time. Putin is a brutal and corrupt dictator but NATO always knew what would cause him to attack and did it anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)
No. He lost his way because like most people of his generation he can't disconnect the USSR from Russia.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (W7FsI)
‘ There IS a difference in kind and quantity between the Soviets and Russia now’
In quantity yes. In kind, it looks like the same threats and aggression I grew up watching.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (W7FsI)
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Why not both?
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (oqH4h)
I keep hearing that 10% is all that's necessary for conquest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, too bad. I keep hearing about Russia's demographic decline, but I assume that that doesn't apply to Russian Muslims.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:45 AM (77rzZ)
Well look who has rejoined the party. How are you feeling?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 11:45 AM (viF8m)
But Russia's already doing the hard part. We just need to stop the money and weapons and Brennan-allied intelligence.
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 11:45 AM (/IZKJ)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (s1NDj)
But considerably lower if you don't include the Muslim provinces in the Caucasus.
There is a concerted effort to claim that Moscow and Saint Petersburg are being overwhelmed by Muslim immigration - the evidence for that is rather dubious.
The Russian Federation continues to be about three-quarters Russian.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (oqH4h)
They ain’t rising up and controlling anything in Russia. They know it will be there end.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (zw+xd)
Because the Jewish Diaspora from Ukraine has ZERO desire to aid Ukraine and/or return to Ukraine.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (W7FsI)
Posted by: garrett
There is actually a lot of geopolitical continuity between the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)
THE EV BUBBLE CONTINUES TO DEFLATE: Honda And Sony Are Killing Their Two Afeela Electric Cars.
It's my guess they cancelled the cars because of their ridiculous name.
https://is.gd/xqTaCu
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (2UnvF)
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Thanks SSBN 656. I have Netflix and will dive right in. I've watched too many Antique Roadshows. I bet my wife will like it, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (2ap+5)
Good point!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (dmDsy)
Islamist extremist groups have conducted numerous attacks in Russia, driven by conflicts in the North Caucasus (Chechnya, Dagestan) and Russia's military intervention in Syria. Major recent attacks include the March 2024 Crocus City Hall shooting (140+ dead) and June 2024 attacks on Dagestan houses of worship, both linked to ISIS-K.
Much more detailed followed.
AI Overview
Posted by: L - No nic... at March 26, 2026 11:48 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:48 AM (gYVzu)
Sigh.
According to the US Department of State in 2017, Muslims in Russia numbered 14 million or roughly 10% of the total population
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:48 AM (n1OCj)
Tell me you’re have a turd in your dome, without telling me you have a turd in your dome.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 11:49 AM (EIe8H)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:44 AM (jbnUc)
And I completely disagree. What's a good analogy?
When the soviet union fell, you went from a nominally ideological empire to... almost like a consortium of gangsters. Oil Plutocrats. Then Putin rises up and is trying to make all the plutocrats work toward 'his' idea of what was good about the Soviets- National pride. Solidarity. That kind of thing. But the ideological roots of the Soviets (exporting Marxism) went away. He is STILL paranoid about his borders though. Hence georgia and ukraine. But both of those are in responses to diplomatic aggression.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:46 AM (W7FsI)
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There are exceptions to every rule, I guess. I just think it's odd that he makes a point to talk about how his family is from Ukraine BUT BUT BUT that has no bearing on his opinion that anyone who isn't full-throatedly behind the US backing Ukraine is a PUTIN STOOGE.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (oqH4h)
Gossip is the primary form of currency in the capitol city.
Graft is the primary form of payout.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (AkEZC)
Brilliant pitch! Have your agent get in touch with us!
Posted by: NetFlix at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)
The Soviets were all about exporting their revolution all over the world. Modern Russia is mostly concerned with its borders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (n17eQ)
You're welcome, pudinhead, it's a funny show, again, as long as extreme cursing doesn't offend. Ricky will say shit that you probably could never imagine! Although it's not gross or blasphemous, just...cursy. And funny.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (2UnvF)
*hearty fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
What Russian Empire?
Our State Department couldn't let go of the notion of bilateral Superpowers. So, they decided to make Russia into the enemy that had just been defeated.
Once Russia dropped Communism, they ceased being a concern. We were fighting the expansion of Communism with the Soviet Union.
What were we fighting once the Communists were defeated?
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (W7FsI)
Sigh.
According to the US Department of State in 2017, Muslims in Russia numbered 14 million or roughly 10% of the total population
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:48 AM (n1OCj)
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Sigh...
That was a decade ago.
Muslims in Russia have higher birthrates, and the white Russian birthrate is crashing (supposedly about 1.1 right now).
Again...the point I made was that Russia has a higher Muslim population than Western Europe. 10% is...higher than the 6% of Western Europe that's Muslim.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (gYVzu)
It's a fair cop.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)
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He's a witch!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (abIsI)
Safe to say: all of them. That's how they stayed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, yes. Because the Russians conquered a lot of Muslim peoples who were already present. But, since Chechnya was pacified, how much mischief do we see Russian Muslims making over there? Putin knows how to handle them.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
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The population is even growing because the Russian Christians aren't procreating. Should be 30% of the population in about 15 years.
I keep hearing that 10% is all that's necessary for conquest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:43 AM (gYVzu)
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I think it depends in part on the 10%. One thing I've noticed about the Euro and especially UK Muslims is the woman are mostly dressed in burkas. That's a hardcore, virulent form of Islam.
By contrast, the USA definitely has a Muslim problem too, but you rarely see burkas here. Some hijabs, yes, but it's rare to see a burka.
In Asian muslim countries like Indonesia they have somehow managed to avoid most Muslim barbarism, and there you almost never see a burka.
I don't think this is a coincidence.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)
‘ Hence georgia and ukraine. But both of those are in responses to diplomatic aggression.’
That sounds better in some ears than saying that he wants to reclaim all former Soviet land.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (jbnUc)
1) There's too much pollen on my car.
2) MLB Opening Day is today.
How long will it take the Mets to eliminate themselves from the postseason?
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)
It's funny, as long as you appreciate comedic shows that include a lot of cursing and drug and alcohol abuse.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (dmDsy)
So, a MoMe...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (y9nCu)
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Breaking Rice Bowls is hard. Losing big chunks of budget is even harder.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (n17eQ)
I wasn't sure anyone would get that.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t) \
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I'm a Millennial movie nerd.
Of course I got that.
Although, I'm convinced she says "fair court".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:54 AM (gYVzu)
1) There's too much pollen on my car.
2) MLB Opening Day is today.
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Never forget, It Is My Birthday!
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 11:54 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Idiocracy Participant at March 26, 2026 11:54 AM (D4I2r)
And again, much of that Muslim population is in Chechnya, Dagestan, and nearby areas on the periphery of the country.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 26, 2026 11:55 AM (n1OCj)
Let's not forget that our wonderful and esteemed congress critters voted down any attempts to audit the money trail in Ukraine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Such knowledge is not meant for man to know.
Posted by: Cop Over Smoking Ruins of Mad Scientist's Laboratory at March 26, 2026 11:55 AM (XJ22o)
Posted by: dantesed at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (Oy/m2)
You shut your whore mouth!
Every year (on Opening Day) is the Mets year!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:55 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: garrett
The Tsarist one that fell in 1917.
Peter the Great and Stalin had a lot in common.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:51 AM (W7FsI)
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We were fighting for careerists in the State Department/CIA to keep their bullshit jobs where they pretended to go spy on the Russians and the Russians pretended to keep tabs on them, so that they could go to parties with Russian women. In exchange, the Russians sent people here to pretend to spy on us so they could go shopping and rub elbows at DC cocktail parties.
The entire Cold War from the late 70s until the fall of the USSR was just one big make-work program for "intelligence" officers on both sides. A complete gentlemen's agreement.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (jbnUc)
And that is where the territorial buffers come in- a lot of which was set up by Stalin who WAS a paranoid evil fucktard. BUT he also had the political expansionism of exporting communism. Putin does not have that aspect. You are conflating ideology between the two phases and that is just not the case.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 11:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 11:56 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:41 AM (dmDsy)
So, a MoMe...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 11:53 AM (y9nCu)
LOL! I can't wait until I can get to one...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 11:56 AM (dmDsy)
Posted by: pudinhead
Have you started the celebratory day-drinking yet?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
“The Hun is always either at your throat or at your feet.”
Replace "Hun" with Mohammedan and the statement still holds true.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (N1DT3)
I'm not taking Levin's side in this. He is wrong.
What he should want, imo, is the destruction of the Nazi Aligned factions of the Ukrainian People/Government/Military.
That would place him in the same camp of the other Jewish Diaspora from Ukraine.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (W7FsI)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 11:56 AM (2ap+5)
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6% of Russian Orthodox attend church weekly.
Weekly attendance has more predictive power over family size than the overall label of religious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (+nEug)
Oh no! Now they have to go to classes and earn their degrees.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 11:58 AM (svLOV)
On another note, Look who are the biggest supporters of Ukraine. Soros and the entire European Left.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 11:58 AM (V4IXI)
Well, you get Ace to give you the keys to the Time Machine that he Totally Doesn't Have (TM) and we can talk bout that.
There is no Russian Empire, today. That was my point.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 11:59 AM (W7FsI)
Replace "Hun" with Mohammedan and the statement still holds true.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
I'm starting to get an idea about how to handle the Minnesota problem...
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 11:59 AM (svLOV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I did not know that. Interesting.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)
I keep hearing that 10% is all that's necessary for conquest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 11:43 AM (gYVzu)
10% isn't necessary for conquest. I'd put that at 30%, minimum.
10% is what is necessary for them to start getting violent and murdering the citizens of the country they plan to conquer. (They are not "fellow countrymen". They are an invading force EVERYWHERE they go that isn't already musselmen, and sometimes even there.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (N1DT3)
‘ You are conflating ideology between the two phases and that is just not the case.’
I didn’t mention ideology. But it’s a matter of public record that Putin grieves the USSR. Not because of ideology but because he wants it to be the biggest, baddest ass on the Eurasian land mass.
Everything he’s done is in the direction of of restoring that.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 11:58 AM (svLOV)
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Let's not get hasty, here.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I did not know that. Interesting.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)
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4 generations of a government actively working to make religion as minimal as possible has an effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 11:57 AM (+nEug)
*strokes chin*
Interesting... by that time I very well may be situated to where I could take a trip...
Where is the October one?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Government workers have set up their own companies carefully designed to win bids on gov contracts.
The government pays for the most ridiculous foreign aid queer projects, all the same flavour as the USAID projects.
Federal payments software "Phoenix Pay" has cost billions in budget overruns so far and they estimate it will cost billions more to complete. Complete fucking scam. People and companies are being given money to do nothing at all, because a payroll system does NOT cost that much money.
Projects get the same hours get billed over and over by multiple companies.
The covid travel app ArriveCan cost $52M or something atrocious. A very simple app that a couple developers could have built in 1-2 weeks.
The "long gun registry" cost $500M and got scrapped.
Posted by: fb at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (D/cuw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 26, 2026 11:47 AM (2UnvF)
I'm pretty sure I can't even agree without being one.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (N1DT3)
I don't hate Russia as much as I probably should.
Posted by: Jaimo
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I truly don't know if we treated them bad after the Soviet Union collapsed, but the Russkies themselves seem talented and industrious. God only knows what they could do if they weren't ruled by thugs -- but maybe being ruled that way is some flaw in their national character.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 12:02 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (dmDsy)
Duh I can just look in the sidebar.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:02 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (BCuCF)
It was, essentially, a gang rape of a semi-conscious victim.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (W7FsI)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: fb at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (D/cuw)
This sort of barely legal fraud is pretty much why Sec Noem got dumped from DHS and got the gilded potato of being head of Shield, doing what Rubio tells her to do.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 26, 2026 11:52 AM (iFTx/)
Visit Dearborn.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: garrett
Not in its governing structure. But it is still the largest country on Earth. That qualifies it as a de facto empire in my book.
But I think that we're in basic agreement. The US and Tsarist Russia generally had good relations, due to both countries' rivalry with Britain. There's no reason, post-communism, that we can't have good relations again.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
Used to be 10% for kickbacks,
But 90% for The Big Guy ?
Dang!
Posted by: Operator Error at March 26, 2026 12:04 PM (eWg54)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:00 PM (jbnUc)
And he did not DO anything about it until we told him both that he could and we did what we said we would not do (expand NATO.)
There is an element of: we believe we can do whatever we want without acting in good faith. Look at the wildly different policies between Biden Junta and Trump for example. We are schizophrenic. AND we have the best and most effective military.
So, we are the insane neighbor who has maxim machine gun nests set up on his second floor. AND we launch drones to bomb the neighbors occasionally. But different neighbors depending on which of our personalities are dominant for this four year stretch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:04 PM (bss/y)
Well, aside from the fact the government shouldn't be giving away money to ANYONE.
In this manner, most of the U.S. funding would be diverted to Joe Biden’s election campaign without the ability to track where exactly the funds came from.
Ummm, wasn't this the exact sort of investigation Biden called Ukraine about NOT investigating in the first place?
Posted by: GWB at March 26, 2026 12:04 PM (x9vBb)
Posted by: Jaimo
===============
I truly don't know if we treated them bad after the Soviet Union collapsed, but the Russkies themselves seem talented and industrious. God only knows what they could do if they weren't ruled by thugs -- but maybe being ruled that way is some flaw in their national character.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2026 12:01 PM (XJ22o)
I don't want to get all "Depeche Mode" here, but people are people, and I think
No matter where they are, or what governmental system they were born under.
[/deep thoughts]
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:05 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:06 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (W7FsI)
This. Russia after the fall was ugly as hell. Think Reconstruction but with a lot more alcoholism and looting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:06 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
There is a very broad train of thought in the US government and international finance that feels that there can never be a reconciliation between the West and the Russian state after everything we have done to them.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
I wouldn't go that far -- the solution to the depradations of "cultural enrichment" is not more of a different kind -- but that reminds me of another point I meant to make. The paradox of the Schrodinger's Hitler is resolved by recognizing that Europe is hopelessly corrupt: aside from Poland, the rest not only don't have enough military to make a speedbump, they are also incapable of building it up. They could try, but >85% of any money going in would just be stolen, like a California freeway coyote/butterfly bridge.
Posted by: SciVo at March 26, 2026 12:06 PM (Sy6m/)
I don't fault people for taking free money when it's offered, even if you personally think it should not be. Zelensky is a moron and a stooge, but the fault lies in DC.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:07 PM (2ocoG)
My only contention here is that we missed that opportunity and then doubled down on that mistake for 25+ years.
Trump was right in his first campaign, there was NO reason that we should not have been reaching out to Russia to make them (more of) an ally / partner.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:07 PM (W7FsI)
Let's not get hasty, here.
Posted by: ballistic
Imagine the progress that could be made if you simply expelled the protesters and banished them from your school system for three years. And once that happened, the bill for their loans was due.
I think you'd see attitude changes but unfortunately, groups like the ACLU would scream about it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 12:07 PM (svLOV)
Who self-immolates first? Mets or (sigh) White Sox?
Late sister (serious Cub fan) had a bet as to which of our teams would be eliminated first - six-pack of beer, not exactly high stakes. She usually had to pay up. A little sorry that she didn't get to see them win the Series.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 26, 2026 12:07 PM (NcvvS)
‘ And he did not DO anything about it until we told him both that he could and we did what we said we would not do (expand NATO.)’
I look at this as a legitimate grievance too.
And a convenient excuse for expansion at the same time.
It seems like there is a parallel somewhere in history. It escapes me right now.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (jbnUc)
I know I'll get slammed for this, but I don't hate Russia as much as I probably should. We do have a lot in common with them.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 11:54 AM (BCuCF)
Meh. I could care less about Russia for the most part, as long as they continue exporting strippers and oil, their two main export resources. The only thing that worries me about them is that they were stupid enough to attack the Ukes and get bogged down, leaving Siberia open to invasion and occupation by the Chinee, who are the real bad actors in the non-mohammedan world. When China gets their hands on Siberia it solves a lot of their problems for at least a generation or two.
One of the things in the Marvel Universe that pisses me off is the stupid schoolyard notion that "strength invites challenge" as Vision puts it. Bullshit, it's weakness that invites challenge, and I think it's only a matter of time until the Chinee move into Siberia, knowing that the Russians don't have the strength to effectively oppose them.
That is, unless the Chinee collapse first. Which is a distinct possibility.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (y9nCu)
People ARE People.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (W7FsI)
No matter where they are, or what governmental system they were born under.
[/deep thoughts]
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:05 PM (dmDsy)
/looks at human history
I'm fairly certain you're wrong.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)
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Looking at area alone isn't really a good measure of anything. 95% of Russia is uninhabitable useless frozen tundra.
Just like how Australia gets too much credit for being large but 90% of that continent is uninhabitable useless desert.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Kindltot
What the hell have we done to them? Gave them the Lend-Lease stuff that they beat Hitler with?
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:09 PM (77rzZ)
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Vodka and despair. Have you read their literature?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg
Sort of like how the PRC is just the latest Chinese imperial dynasty...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (OUMaO)
You meet ‘em wherever you go
Up! Up with people!
They’re the best kind of folks we know
If more people were for people
All people ev’rywhere
There’d be a lot less people to worry about
And a lot more people who care
There’d be a lot less people to worry about
And a lot more people who care
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (2ap+5)
I am increasingly of the belief that we should strip Australia of its status as a Continent.
If Pluto can be deemed and asteroid, I want Australia deemed to be just an Island.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (W7FsI)
He will not live long enough. Doubt that his successor will have his 'skills'.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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What's the proper thing to do with these people?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (jAisO)
No matter where they are, or what governmental system they were born under.
[/deep thoughts]
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:05 PM (dmDsy)
As a further explanation:
The Pax Romana was a BIG DEAL because it was a very long period of time when conquering wars didn't happen and most people lived in peace.
The natural state of man is not "you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone".
The natural state of man is "Hey, that tribe has great land/houses/women/etc... Let's take them!"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 12:11 PM (T7fic)
Trump was right in his first campaign, there was NO reason that we should not have been reaching out to Russia to make them (more of) an ally / partner.
Posted by: garrett
Completely agree.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:11 PM (77rzZ)
No matter where they are, or what governmental system they were born under.
[/deep thoughts]
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:05 PM (dmDsy)
/looks at human history
I'm fairly certain you're wrong.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
It only takes a determined few to make things miserable for anyone else. Just pointing that out here.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 26, 2026 12:11 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:11 PM (W7FsI)
‘ Sort of like how the PRC is just the latest Chinese imperial dynasty...’
There is a lot of continuity to be found.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:11 PM (jbnUc)
I don't think their Empire is that significant.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Yep.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (HyaXg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (jAisO)
Rome was only not at war for about ten years total during that period. There are always barbarians to deal with, after all.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (OUMaO)
Seattle Mariners
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres
Colorado Rockies
Tampa Bay Rays
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (WsJuq)
Considering that those exact people are the ones who did 'everything we have done to them', that is mind-boggling stupidity in plain sight.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)
Russians are smart and do good work. But the peasant mindset is ingrained in them deeply, even moreso than it is for a lot of the rest of Europe.
As for the post-collapse treatment, Mike Benz laid that out on Rogan. Once the USSR collapsed, the CIA set about trying to expand NATO and completely surround Russia. Bill Clinton largely prevented that on the basis that it would just antagonize them.
At the same time, George Soros, assisted by the State Department, started buying a bunch of property in Russia.
So basically the Clinton administration was largely friendly to Russia but the rest of FedGov was involved in schemes that were not so friendly.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (WmJ2H)
/looks at human history
I'm fairly certain you're wrong.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (N1DT3)
In all of history, I think you're right.
Guess I am talking about us, today, the people that are raised under, at the very least, a sort of free society. Sure, there are countries that still oppress their people, but I think they are doomed to fail, because the human spirit will eventually win out.
Of course, I could be completely wrong.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (dmDsy)
Just like how Australia gets too much credit for being large but 90% of that continent is uninhabitable useless desert.
Posted by: ballistic at March 26, 2026 12:08 PM (oqH4h)
In both cases, those "uninhabitable" areas are storehouses of valuable resources.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (jbnUc)
If Pluto can be deemed and asteroid, I want Australia deemed to be just an Island.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (W7FsI)
Yup.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 12:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 26, 2026 12:12 PM (OUMaO)
*waves*
Posted by: Trajan at March 26, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)
____
Judges would have accepted "Canada is China's largest colony".
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 12:14 PM (Dv3i1)
I don't think their Empire is that significant.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Japan is one of the smallest countries in the world.
They punch above their weight.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 12:14 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 12:10 PM (+nEug)
*makes an actual note on paper*
Thanks Ben
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:14 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Just The Facts at March 26, 2026 12:15 PM (ppdC5)
Narratives were being challenged.
FoxNews headline
"Trump: We're the party of common sense.
Dems are the party of insanity."
Lol
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Leftists at March 26, 2026 12:15 PM (Dv3i1)
Dems do as they're told.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Propping up that drunken buffoon Yeltsin for so long was probably a mistake, but he was kinda the best thing we had to work with at the time.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)
‘ Poll in Maine shows Platner with massive lead. Nazi on track to win Dem Nomination.’
Screw that. How are we doing in Iran?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (jbnUc)
Dems do as they're told.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (2ocoG)
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Schumer got the current ME governor (Mills) to run because the establishment wants Platner to lose the primary because they know he's going to be toxic in the general election in a senate race that should be one of their key pickup opportunities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:17 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Thatch at March 26, 2026 12:17 PM (AKhi9)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM (V4IXI)
Seattle Mariners
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres
Colorado Rockies
Tampa Bay Rays
**************
When it was announced that the NFL was awarding Houston an expansion team, I bet my brother, a huge Detroit Lions fan, $100 that the Texans would make it to the Super Bowl before the Lions. He accepted the bet.
That was over 20 years ago and the wager is still yet to be claimed by either of us.
(Cleveland and Jacksonville are the other two teams that have never been to the Super Bowl).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Y1sOo)
Dems do as they're told.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (2ocoG)
Curiously, most of the Nazi party's platform planks comport quite well with Democrat platform planks, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM (V4IXI)
The Orchestra made a movie?
COOL!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:19 PM (dmDsy)
Of course, I could be completely wrong.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:13 PM (dmDsy)
That's pretty different from "No matter where they are, or what governmental system they were born under."
The world is being influenced still by the Pax Americana after WWII. That's the overarching government system.
The most violence and rapacity comes, generally, within countries because that system (for the past 80ish years) has been working to prevent one country invading another. (With exceptions, but mostly.)
Without the "world police", we'd be back in the normal state of the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM (V4IXI)
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A film about transsexual husky furries?
/Sounds interesting -- will check it out, thanks.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:20 PM (SgYCn)
____
Vodka and despair. Have you read their literature?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Dv3i1)
And the beards. Ohhh, those beards.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 12:20 PM (lCppi)
I'd agree, if we had defeated them through direct military conflict.
We didn't do that. We bankrupted them.
What we failed to do, post collapse, was give them a chance to recuperate their populus from the poison that is Communism.
We had a great opportunity and we allowed our 'betters' to serve themselves rather than serve the people of Russia.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2026 12:20 PM (W7FsI)
Dems do as they're told.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (2ocoG)
I did nazi that coming.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 26, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Nazis had better uniforms, though.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
There's been a lot of exuberance about that the last day or so.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (Sco7b)
https://is.gd/nhLcXt
Collins didn't lead a single poll after June 2020. She tied one (42-42).
She won by 8 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:09 PM (77rzZ)
looted them from 1990 to when Putin won. Then slapped them with embargos and pushed color revolutions in the various states. And the Magnitsky act.
and if you say, "that was the oligarchs" then the answer is "Oh its just the Cartels in Mexico, nothing to do with the banks, the various governments and the sort of governmental actors who are profiting from it"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)
I never thought there was much of a difference to start with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2026 12:22 PM (snZF9)
That was over 20 years ago and the wager is still yet to be claimed by either of us.
(Cleveland and Jacksonville are the other two teams that have never been to the Super Bowl).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM
I am a diehard Dolphins fan, but I always had a soft sport for the Lions. I always wonder what could have been if Barry Sanders had played for the Dolphins during the Marino years. They would have FINALLY had a running game
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 26, 2026 12:22 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
National Socialists had things in common with Democrats?
Knock me over with a feather
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:22 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:18 PM (Y1sOo)
Isn't it funny? I mean, weren't the Oilers one of the first AFL teams? But then they have to come back as an "expansion team"
I dunno, I think it's funny...
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Tole Warren Moon The Bills Would Beat Him...He Didn't Listen. at March 26, 2026 12:23 PM (dmDsy)
The Biden family stole so many millions, but now they have very little money. Where did it all go? Hunter Biden's appetites can't account for it, and the family money was largely beyond his control anyway. Did their 'friends' take it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 12:23 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 26, 2026 12:23 PM (wLsnt)
USAID will never be dead, so long as politicians are gay and innocent and heartless.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:25 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
National Socialists had things in common with Democrats?
Knock me over with a feather
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:22 PM (V4IXI)
* Zombie Margaret Sanger has entered the chat.*
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 12:25 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Interesting take. There's no doubt that he was incredibly brave, at least at the beginning.
And he's the one who chose Putin to succeed him.
But he was capable of public buffoonery that the Russian people thought was a bad look for their country.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)
Shouldn't tracking of federal funds be turned on, all the time, by law?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:25 PM (EXyHK)
*buzzer*
'Innocent'? You mean corrupt as fuck, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Instead they ran the most boring conservative offense in history and still lost. I stopped watching.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (V4IXI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (OWEbr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (OWEbr)
===
On the bright side: no people in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:27 PM (gYVzu)
____
Vodka and despair. Have you read their literature?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Dv3i1)
English Literature: I will die for Honor.
French Literature: I will die for Love.
American Literature: I will die for Freedom.
Russian Literature: I will die.
Posted by: that guy is right at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM (ULPxl)
We had a great opportunity and we allowed our 'betters' to serve themselves rather than serve the people of Russia.
Posted by: garrett
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Yeltsin came over here with the best of intentions.
Made his case for US / Russia co-operation for help to make Russia a democracy and they insulted him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM (jAisO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (BI5O2)
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I was always my opinion too, YD.
Some find courage in a bottle ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Couldn't put it on the porch til he got a chain and padlock for it.
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 26, 2026 12:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:29 PM (0sNs1)
French Literature: I will die for Love.
American Literature: I will die for Freedom.
Russian Literature: I will die.
Posted by: that guy is right at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM (ULPxl)
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Well-Played.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 26, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)
Given how we have organized government and societies over these "past 80 years", I would argue that the more primitive "They have better land, let's take it!" mentality has been erased, or at least subdued, by time passing, norms being established, and just the fact that it's easy for us all to see which way is better.
Again, though, I'll say my thoughts may be 100% wrong, and that Man writ large could instantly revert to savagery if given the chance.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Tole Warren Moon The Bills Would Beat Him...He Didn't Listen. at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:28 PM
And you are unanimous in that!
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)
And unlike Putin, Yeltsin was completely incapable of resisting the Duma that was captured by the Oligarchs politically and economically.
One of the West's greatest hatreds of Putin stems from him forcing the Oligarchs to stop stealing assets and selling them to the Europeans, made them run the industries they stole and pay their employees, and killed them only if they started getting political.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 12:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:29 PM (0sNs1)
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lol
Using voice translation on my phone and not always doing a good job of proofreading.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:31 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
And no fraud?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 12:31 PM (n9ltV)
The Biden family stole so many millions, but now they have very little money. Where did it all go? Hunter Biden's appetites can't account for it, and the family money was largely beyond his control anyway. Did their 'friends' take it?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
The low rent types that live in office for decades figure that they will always have enough political pull to get new grifting money. So their cash burn rate is enormous. Essentially, public money directed toward them is their pension plan. The Bidens probably figured that his term as President would have generated at least as much as the Clintons or Carters did post presidency via Institutes, speaking fees, lobbying, board memberships, etc.
When he started shitting his pants literally and metaphorically as prezzie, he destroyed his own family's grifting abilities once out of office.
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
And no fraud?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 12:31 PM (n9ltV)
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I dunno.
Just that Collins wins her re-elections, no matter what the polling says.
And 2026 is not going to be as fraud filled as 2020 was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 26, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)
Posted by: Your Vigorish, Sir at March 26, 2026 12:32 PM (4NO2D)
While Democrats were spying on and arresting their political opponents, Republican lawmakers were fighting for more money for Ukraine that was then used to fund Democrats.
Morons.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I'm imagining it collapsing in a heap when he first sits in it.
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (SgYCn)
"You are a silly little boy" said The Lord of The Flies
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: whig at March 26, 2026 12:31 PM
No beau geste there, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:34 PM (0sNs1)
I'm guessing Ace is struggling with the relocation of his porch rocking chair.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)
He built the shelves in a circle around the chair so that it can't be moved.
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)
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Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 12:33 PM (Y1sOo)
The old "Post and Flounce"..... a pretty high-level blogging move, kudos Ace!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 26, 2026 12:35 PM (EXyHK)
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Haven't been around much lately -- have you fully recovered from your surgery?
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2026 12:36 PM (SgYCn)
Posted by: Clay at March 26, 2026 12:37 PM (acuyW)
Today, those party functions have been outsourced to the ludicrously named NON Governmental Organizations, who revive vast amounts of taxpayer dollars. Unencumbered by restraints such as the Hatch Act, funded by "Grants" -your tax dollars just given away- they now perform the functions of a political machine.
Until we can forbid tax dollars going to private organizations for anything, no matter how good it sounds (for the children!) that doesn't perform a real government function, like roads,and not social spending, the Democrats will have a large structural edge over their opponents.
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