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Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at January 23, 2026 09:59 PM (oq5BJ) 2
Frosty the snowstorm
Was a cruel and thoughtless storm With a ton of snow and a coat of ice That was 'way outside the norm Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (OJSFI) 3
Up due to leg cramp, one of the adductors
Posted by: Accomack at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (8jVAy) 4
Cafe notified
Posted by: mindful webworker done did his not first dooty at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (OJSFI) 5
WD brings the chilliest ONT evah!
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (pscAN) 6
NEWS FLASH: Irish whiskey and Trader Joe's Raspberry Star Cookies do not pair well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:04 PM (/LXUT) 8
Yay, WeirdDave Friday night ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (lUFok) 9
Only a poofter pays with a paper "Cheque"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX) 11
Willowed: apropos of nothing, the X algorithm has apparently decided that I am fascinated by videos of women removing their bras or panties without removing their shirts or skirts.
Oh, wait: I am fascinated by that. Always have been. It's just surprising that there are so many of these videos. Is it a current trend or something? More on-topic: perhaps the unmarried conjoined sister is into voyeurism and the married one is into exhibitionism. Could be a perfect marriage. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:05 PM (IG3/x) 12
I still do many of those twenty.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/) 13
Oh, heck. I read the post and then saw the empty comment section.
For being an old timer here, I am such a newb sometimes. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ZbDxc) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:07 PM (/lPRQ) 15
BTW, Mr Tomato is a handsome hairball.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (lUFok) 16
6 NEWS FLASH: Irish whiskey and Trader Joe's Raspberry Star Cookies do not pair well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) --- The grocery had a cheesecake, not a regular cheesecake but a 7 slices cheesecake, each slice a different sample. Regular, plain, blueberry, strawberry, etc. Just walk away. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (+HNx/) 18
Nice cat
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (pscAN) 19
Tomato is a handsome cat. You both are very fortunate.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Cjcf6) 20
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 10:09 PM (SRRAx) 21
Tomato is kewt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX) 22
Go St Louis, beat Dallas
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 23, 2026 10:10 PM (pscAN) 23
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (FmapG) 24
I love when cats are like, "You are now my slave."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX) 25
I have a cat like Tomato too. She walked in one evening when my wife opened the front door, and the cat just started eating from the cat bowl. The other cats were a bit apprehensive for about an hour, and then figured she was OK.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 10:12 PM (rbvCR) 26
I wrote a check for my property taxes just the other day and mailed it to the county in an envelope with a stamp on it. It was practically 1999 in my house.
Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (98kQX) Posted by: KCSteve at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (2+WvJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:13 PM (/LXUT) 29
Question: Are these "Y" conjoined twins or "H" conjoined twins?
It makes a difference. Posted by: Cicero Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'. Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:14 PM (cYBz/) 30
Evening, ONT-ians!
That list of twenty "dated things" ? I've done nineteen. Not sure I ever listened to a boombox outside, not on my own, that is; I never had one. If you count being exposed to somebody else playing the damn thing too loudly, then okay, make it twenty. Nos. 18-20 I do currently; I have several dictionaries and a 1984-vintage set of the Britannica, and I write paper checks to pay bills. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) 31
Evening, WD! Stay warm. Nice kitty. That Floor 796 thing tried to lock up my browser.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (8zz6B) 32
Of that 20 List, I struck out with Blockbuster. Never used them. Had local places. Then they were gone.
Love the trucker map: "Avoid Gary At All Costs." Fun stuff. Thanks, WeirdDave. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (gKDq2) 33
She should have married Ray Milland/Rosey Grier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (ESVrU) 35
Cute kitty cat!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (SRRAx) 36
Tomato is a cute kitty. Congratulations!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V) 37
Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'.
Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. I hope it doesn't get weird like he's banging his wife but fantasizing about her sister. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (lUFok) 38
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s) 39
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (+HNx/) 40
Off, sock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (8zz6B) 41
I wrote a check for my property taxes just the other day and mailed it to the county in an envelope with a stamp on it. It was practically 1999 in my house.
Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2026 *** I do this several times a month. Time for me to buy some more stamps, as it happens. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9) 42
I love when cats are like, "You are now my slave."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX) --- Hexie never lets me forget it at meal time. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU) 43
Would it even surprise you if a consortium of crooked grocery chiselers were bribing the weatherman for ice storm warnings?
I'm not saying that's what's happening. I'm just asking questions. People might say I'm questioning the weatherman just because I take money from various foreign regimes who passionately hate weathermen. But, I think it behooves us to ask "why do these people hate weathermen so much? Is it perhaps because these so-called weathermen are actually *controlling* the weather, instead of just reporting on it?" Inquiring patriots want to know. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (BI5O2) 44
Hell I still write an occasional check .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (KDPiq) 45
"It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?" Sorry Sis, I know your faithfully married, but I found that threesomes are fun, gangbang got to be better! - Single Sister Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ) 46
I still do many of those twenty.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/) Only one I have never done is rent a video. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (8zz6B) 47
I got 20/20 on Today's Game. I'm 48 so I grew up with all of those. I wonder what the cut off would be?
In the Trucker map, the entry for Georgia is accurate, but only for I-285. I hate driving on the Loop of Doom, especially the portion north of I-20, but thankfully that is very rare. Posted by: Farquad at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (CFMhl) 48
I do this several times a month. Time for me to buy some more stamps, as it happens.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (wzUl9 ---------- PRO-TIP: Opt for the Forever stamps. They're good like, forever. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (+HNx/) 49
Texans at first snowflake was spot on!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX) 50
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 *** At my former employer, I had a fax machine by my desk that I rarely used. I did have to send a fax once; a graduate student was applying for a federal job, and the govt. insisted on getting all the application materials by fax. This was in 2019, or maybe it was a little later. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wzUl9) 51
I'm 20 for 20 on the Coot Meter.
I did blast music on a boombox at the park once; it was XTC (English Settlement). Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V) 52
Good evening Horde. Thanks WD! Now off to see if anyone is hanging out on my roof...
Posted by: TRex - eskimo dino at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq) 53
Cat distribution system at work. 'mater looks like a good kitty. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (QVmho) 54
The next novel by Judith Rossner author of "Looking For Mr. Goodbar" was about conjoined twins.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX) 55
20/20 on the test. Of the 20, paper maps are what I still use. I write a check once or twice a year.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (gh32g) 56
It makes a difference.
Posted by: Cicero Abby and Brittany Hensel where Abby is married to Josh someone. A & B are, as you suggested 'Y'. Crazy situation but if it works for them, great. --------- And you thought complaints about leaving the household toilet seat up were annoying. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (+HNx/) 57
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Why wouldn't you? Banks still offer them, and utilities, hospitals, and churches still take them. No need to go all electronic. Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (uQesX) 58
Texans at first snowflake was spot on!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX) We're supposed to get 10-14 inches, with lots of ice. Then a deep freeze for over a week. Did my shopping this morning. I'm not going out for a while. Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2026 10:19 PM (gKDq2) 59
Is that Tah-mah-toe or toe-may-toe? Either way, he has good taste in humans.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:20 PM (Fs0KI) 60
More on-topic: perhaps the unmarried conjoined sister is into voyeurism and the married one is into exhibitionism. Could be a perfect marriage. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Which sister does butt stuff? If he gets his wife drunk and bangs her, is her cheating on her with her sister? There is sooooo much to unpack here. Needs three bewbs though. Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 23, 2026 10:20 PM (QVmho) 61
"It's my wedding night. Mind if I use our vagina?"
Sorry Sis, I know your faithfully married, but I found that threesomes are fun, gangbang got to be better! - Single Sister Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 10:17 PM (/lPRQ) Sis, we want to try the 69 position. Want a blindfold? - Married Sister Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (wVcYX) 62
Crazy situation but if it works for them, great.
I hope it doesn't get weird like he's banging his wife but fantasizing about her sister. Posted by: Blanco Basura The true really crazy thing about the situation is the girls are teachers and receive separate paychecks. Just for fun, I'd like to read the legal language that surrounds this issue. Would be interesting. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (cYBz/) 63
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) 64
Today's game: Yeah, 20 out of 20. I usually don't get these because there'll be one like "had an AOL account" or "used a fax" that I didn't.
---- Truth or parody? If I were that burglar, I'd be back out the door as fast as I could go. Too Twilight Zoney. ---- Twins: That might seem fake, but as shocking as it is, it's not impossible. https://youtu.be/yw5yzHc29_Y Too bad the gals couldn't find a two-headed guy. Think of the children! ---- That was a great ONT, WD. Thanks. Posted by: mindful webworker is happily a singleton at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (OJSFI) 65
Note from last evenings ONT. I checked the Chichester book addenda where his Mrs listed and specified lots of stuff. Among those were eggs. The had apparently coated them previously with something called Oteg (I think). Sir Francis specified they be coated, instead, with beeswax. They never intended the eggs to last around the world, with a known stop in Australia. Some of the first batch got overheated/ruined. The batch from Australia to England did not and lasted well.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (47diA) 66
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (+HNx/) They're a bit more secure than e-mail, aren't they? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:22 PM (uQesX) 67
I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (rdVOm) 68
and I write paper checks to pay bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (wzUl9) Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (gh32g) 69
Sad to say I never used a typewriter.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (ftFVW) 70
Great looking cat!
Is his name to-MAY-to? or to-MAH-to? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:15 PM (ESVrU) Will you call the next cat that adopts you Potato, with the opposite pronunciation to help them ignore you better? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j) 71
As a junior in college, before I fled West, I had the opportunity to be a weather girl on local tv. My aunt was asked by a big shot at her college who she'd recommend and she thought of me.She was the assistant to the President and was well known.It was for the 10pm news, so I still could have gone to classes.
I am not sure why she told me and got my hopes up, because she a said a day later that she and my grandmother did not want me "in that part of town at that time of night." I volunteered one of my brothers to be with me (he did not know about this). She still said no. I think I would have been awesome and gone national. I also had the perfect last name for a weather girl. Bummer. The only problem I saw was having to finally learn some of the states in the midwest, which still confuse me to look at on the map above. I continue to not be bothered to learn about four of them. Had she done this for me, the girl who got my job became a news anchor for decades and I would have stayed there. It was not to be so I broke everyone's heart and moved West. The End. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk) 72
I have a cat like Tomato too. She walked in one evening when my wife opened the front door, and the cat just started eating from the cat bowl. The other cats were a bit apprehensive for about an hour, and then figured she was OK.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 *** Miss Linda's cat Angelique was a stray who found me. She came up to me in an empty parking lot while I was drying my freshly-washed car, and uttered that "I need hoo-man help NAOW!" sound that any cat lover knows. She was a beauty and I knew she had to be somebody's pet. I started to get into my car -- and she leaped right in onto my lap. I took her to Linda's. We put an ad in the paper (this was 2003) and checked with local vets. Nobody claimed her, so she became Linda's cat. We discovered later that she was probably a Siberian or Siberian mix. We showed her pics to a Siberian breeder at a cat show, and she said, "Yup, that's what she is." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (wzUl9) 73
A fax is more secure.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (KDPiq) 74
Tattoo: LAST PERSON USING THE VAGINA MUST DOUCHE
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (+HNx/) 75
Thanks for the ONT, WD!
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 10:24 PM (47diA) 76
Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (gh32g) 77
Make sure you use a security ink pen to write those checks. People still wash checks.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:21 PM (KDPiq) * Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 *** I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9) 78
I find it dimly funny that law firms almost universally still include a fax number in the firm contact info.
----- Oddly enough, banks and certain government entities assert that faxes are "safe" forms of communication as compared to emails. There's probably (somewhere) some truth to that. Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (Cjcf6) 79
Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary All mail around here goes through the Nashville Main PO to be sorted and then distributed. They are notorious for stealing checks from mail that is processed there. It's happened to many here. If you travel just down the road to the next village over, the mail travels through Knoxville for sorting. Never a problem over there. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (cYBz/) 80
I did or used everything on that list, which isn't a surprise. Those were basic GenX stuff. I still use or do some of that list though. Old ways are best!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (FmapG) 81
And I file my taxes by mail cause I usually have to pay a little and like to imagine it's more work for the IRS. *spit*
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW) 82
I just noticed something about that Brady Bunch picture. Mike Brady is looking up Carol's skirt. That's why he's leering.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (0Htd1) 83
55 20/20 on the test. Of the 20, paper maps are what I still use. I write a check once or twice a year.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --- I tell them to give me their routing number and I will transfer money into that account. Why should I allow them into my account? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (/LXUT) 84
Tattoo: LAST PERSON USING THE VAGINA MUST DOUCHE
Is this the weirdest ONT topic ever? If not, it must be a strong contender. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI) 85
I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 *** Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9) 86
82 I just noticed something about that Brady Bunch picture. Mike Brady is looking up Carol's skirt. That's why he's leering.
-------- Robert Reed? No. He'd be looking up Greg's skirt. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (+HNx/) 87
Evening all,
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here. https://tinyurl.com/4cr7d7k9 Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y) 88
Yes. And if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
---- I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals. Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (Cjcf6) 89
And I file my taxes by mail cause I usually have to pay a little and like to imagine it's more work for the IRS. *spit*
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 *** Same here. Let 'em earn their fantabulous salaries. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9) 90
I'm glad the twin found someone to marry but he's definitely a freak.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (KDPiq) 91
For me, 20/20. Frankly I think it'd be weird for someone my age NOT to have done all 20
______________________ 20/20 here too...but here's the thing. 11/20 to this day, albeit a bit more sporadically. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske) 92
Today's game makes me feel old. Any way to stop that?
Posted by: pookysgirl grew up in the hinterlands at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (Wt5PA) 93
I think I would have been awesome and gone national. I also had the perfect last name for a weather girl. Bummer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk) Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl?? Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (uQesX) 94
I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals.
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 *** I only use the oil company's credit cards at their pumps -- Shell and Exxon. Generally I pay cash at independent stations with E0 gasoline. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9) 95
All the stores are out of Beef Water around here.
Posted by: Dairymen's Council at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2) 96
Same here. Let 'em earn their fantabulous salaries.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:28 PM (wzUl9) ---------- Things just haven't been the same since that court ruled you can't pay in pennies. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/) 97
Tomato or Tomato?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m) 98
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
Posted by: Joyenz Ha, those are good for a laugh. My tats are better. Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:30 PM (ftFVW) 99
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
https://tinyurl.com/4cr7d7k9 Posted by: Joyenz at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2F0/Y) This ain't that guy's first rodeo, I'll betcha. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (8zz6B) 100
The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) 101
Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) 102
Yay Dave! Last of the great ONTers.
Posted by: alpine_beer at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (van9r) 103
Robert Reed had a kid.
I think a LOT of homosexuality from both sexes is about giving up on traditional relationships and trading them for easy sex (men) or no sex (women). Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6) 104
Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wzUl9) One reason I always decline to go paperless.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (uQesX) 105
We had a guy arrested for meth in the county next door. His tattoos are quite something. We thought it comical around here.
Not quite sure what those are supposed to be. Horns? Sausages? Used tampons? In any case, it does pretty much scream "Oh hello officer. Please search my car for meth." Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (Fs0KI) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok) 107
I love that beat down of the guy who tried to block the truck.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (IUuBi) 108
I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9) Permanent ink that can't be washed off. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (KDPiq) 109
@OcrazioCornPop
· 2h 🚨 NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT. Tucked inside is almost $80 BILLION for the 'Department of Education'. Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (ZxPkt) 110
>>if you're mailing checks, post them from inside the post office. Don't trust the blue mailboxes or the one outside your home.
>>I still don't use a credit card at the pump. I walk inside and prepay for my gas. Outside credit card machines can have those skimmers inserted by criminals. ------- Yes and yes! Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (rdVOm) 111
100 The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) --------- Uh Betty, could you look the other way? I wanna try something kinky with your sister. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/) 112
Yeah I'm going to hell, but no fucking way are you going to make the conjoined twins thing work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (snZF9) 113
76 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary I went to a brand new high school in 11th grade, 1972. Brand new, never typed on Selectrics. I felt blessed. Posted by: qwerty at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2) 114
The cat distribution system strikes again. 😸
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (w3u3d) 115
@72...my late father never had a cat til Willis. Solid black, half grown kitten.
At the time my parents were renting pastures to people with horses. The horse people put this kitten out at a barn 1/4mi away from the house. Willis wanted people, not mice. So he arrived and would not leave. My father fed him secretly. Willis would appear on top of the patio umbrella and look into windows. He got on the roof of the garage. He was going no where and my father thought he was entertaining. One day my mother noticed a moving lump under their bedspread and he'd invited himself in to never leave. Daddy loved that crazy cat (who attacked people and scared black sitters years later who took care of my father. He was better than a watchdog). Willis, (named for our my grandmother's former gardener, who was a strange character himself, would hide on the stairs and leap out and make people scream. My husband, not a cat lover, was napping one day on the den couch. Willis made himself at home on his lap. We'd walk by and my man would look at us helplessly as we knew if we tried to move Willis the claws would come out and my guy might not be the same. He was the best cat of all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:33 PM (WONhk) Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 23, 2026 10:34 PM (x0vey) 117
Hello, Handsome Tomato!
Thank you for loving him, WeirdDave snd Gingy! Stellar ONT, as usual, btw! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (Ezs10) 118
From a purely intellectual point of view - do both of the women feel sensations from all parts of their body(ies)? Or, does one have sensation for some areas, etc.?
Do the women have arguments with each other? I wonder how their brains are wired for sensation, pain, muscular control, etc. Fascinating, I'd bet. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/) 119
112 Yeah I'm going to hell, but no fucking way are you going to make the conjoined twins thing work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Chang and Eng, the original Siamese Twins were both married and had something like 20 children between them. Long marriages. Posted by: Your Turn Tonight at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (oftw2) 120
So what was I supposed to see with the forks in last nights overnight?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (BWpBM) 121
100 The conjoined twins...at no time in your life is eye contact more important.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske) --------- Uh Betty, could you look the other way? I wanna try something kinky with your sister. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/) --- Uh, isn't it kinky enough already? Maybe she'll learn something new... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ESVrU) 122
Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Hey, two for the price of one! But you maybe gotta share... Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ftFVW) 123
I do the latter, Mary, but I don't know what a "security ink pen" is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 * Permanent ink that can't be washed off. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 *** Where would I find such a pen? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (wzUl9) 124
>101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) For me, home ec. - I can mend just about anything and I should be considered an honorary Chinaman for how well I can iron / press any garment like a mutherfucker. Sorry - was that a wee bit racist? Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (GTqXr) 125
@OcrazioCornPop
· 2h 🚨 NEW: The House GOP just RAMMED through a $1.2 TRILLION spending package, despite an almost $40 TRILLION DEBT. Which was "only" $28 TRILLION when Biden took office five years ago. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (Fs0KI) 126
Checking in from central Iowa. No significant snowpocalypse forecast for here, just flurries and cold. Last night was minus five actual temperature, supposed to be minus 30 wind chill, but I don't think the wind was that strong. Around zero tonight.
Good luck to those south and east of us who are supposed to get the really nasty stuff. Posted by: a.moron at January 23, 2026 10:36 PM (X5Jzz) 127
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
Posted by: OrangeEnt Have you seen the backsides of those Mexican weather gals? Posted by: mindful webworker - Ba-bum-bum at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (OJSFI) 128
85 I pay bills by check whenever possible. Prevents a lot of funny business with my bank account.
Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 *** Exactly. Paying online would be easier for them, too -- but I'm not getting a discount for doing it, so I continue to make them work a bit to process my checks. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere ----- I have become a belligerent. There's fee for paying with a credit card, one must buy a stamp. I pay local bills at the service in cash when possible otherwise I use a bill paying service. It costs only a tad more but the satisfaction of not paying the card fee or the USPS is fine compensation. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (/LXUT) 129
>>Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
When I was a kid my dad worked for IBM. He got a Selectric when they first came out. I thought history had ended, there was nothing left to invent. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (viF8m) 130
I wrote a number of papers on a manual typewriter in graduate school. I couldn't afford to pay the $3 a page people were charging to type.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:37 PM (KDPiq) 131
Why would "Bummer" be a perfect last name for a weather girl??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2026 10:29 PM (uQesX) Tornado was my last name (not really). I ain't saying what it was, but trust me, it was perfect. I think the cojoined twin who's not the choice has a bag over her head for the activities. But that's not stopping her from enjoying it. Otherwise, the married one would say, "Don't look at HER, I AM YOUR WIFE! Don't be making eyes at her!" and it would get ugly. I honestly think it's weird and do wonder for a few seconds about the one/two now and then in the news. I always feel sorry for the one whose head is sideways as that looks painful, but I guess she's used to it. Hope she doesn't drive (but she does with the other one, dummy!). Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk) 132
Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Hey, two for the price of one! But you maybe gotta share... Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:35 PM (ftFVW) Right, for the price of 1 vayjay you got 2 heads bitching at you. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9) 133
I think a LOT of homosexuality from both sexes is about giving up on traditional relationships and trading them for easy sex (men) or no sex (women).
Posted by: Crusader at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6) This touches on something we’ve discussed often; in most cases male homosexuality is a much different thing than the female version. Of those females of that persuasion I’ve known personally, including some relatives, I’ve seen that their sexuality is greatly affected by having suffered sexual abuse from an older male at a very vulnerable age. My theory / observation is that this leads them to greatly fear any sexual encounter with any man ever again. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (IUuBi) 134
Tucked inside is almost $80 BILLION for the 'Department of Education'.
——— Thought that file got deleted? Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (BWpBM) Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (rdVOm) 136
101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --- I wouldn't say typing was the most useful class in high school, but it has certainly served me well over the years. Like you, we learned on IBM Selectric typewriters. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (ESVrU) 137
101 Typing was was the most useful class i took in high school. We learned on IBM Selectric typewriters.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Oh yeah, me too. That training was very handy as I went into IT and had to type all my punchcards during college. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) Ironically I learned to type on a computer keyboard (self taught plus school classes) before I ever used a regular typewriter. Posted by: Farquad at January 23, 2026 10:38 PM (CFMhl) 138
Ok, that already rates a "Yikes". Now suppose the other conjoined sister gets married too.
Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske) 139
Whoth puthy ith thith?
Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX) 140
. . . Daddy loved that crazy cat (who attacked people and scared black sitters years later who took care of my father. He was better than a watchdog). Willis, (named for our my grandmother's former gardener, who was a strange character himself, would hide on the stairs and leap out and make people scream. . . .
He was the best cat of all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 *** My late black longhair Wolf never *tried* to make anybody afraid. But his big frame, which looked even bigger with his long black fur, made some people nervous. I was told there was at least one maintenance guy at my complex who, when detailed to work on a problem at my place, would say, "No way I'm goin' there with that devil cat lookin' at me." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9) 141
116 Looks in.
Sees all the comments about Siamese twin sex. Slowly backs away. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 23, 2026 10:34 PM (x0vey) No, no. It's all good. He married the hot one. Posted by: Kids with bottle rockets at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (w/O5Q) 142
I learned to type on a Selectric, with that ball head. Those were great machines.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (IUuBi) 143
Many items can be ordered at the Homley Depot Customer Service desk. Pay in cash, get a receipt then a text when it arrives Or free home delivery.
I usually put a picture from their website in my phone. It facilitates time spent at the desk. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (/LXUT) 144
Good evening all. Hi WD. VERY cold here....too cold to even snow..but yeah. Got all the fuel, food and fun for many days!
You all stay warm and safe. Except for youz in Florida; you all are smart enough to be ok. And California. Don't start any fires kidz🔥🤯! Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2026 10:40 PM (LNeRu) 145
Chang and Eng had fist fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (XeU6L) 146
How do conjoined twins' taxes work if only one is married?
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl) 147
I have become a belligerent. There's fee for paying with a credit card, one must buy a stamp. I pay local bills at the service in cash when possible otherwise I use a bill paying service. It costs only a tad more but the satisfaction of not paying the card fee or the USPS is fine compensation.
Posted by: Braenyard ---------- This is the way! I notice that paper checks are *much* more expensive than they used to be. It's a conspiracy! They want to coerce us into going digital. (The better to fk you over with, my dear) Ugh. Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm) 148
Right, for the price of 1 vayjay you got 2 heads bitching at you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division You're not wrong. Posted by: She Hobbit at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (ftFVW) 149
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to avoid both types of people.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (MyjXu) 150
Chang and Eng had fist fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 10:42 PM (XeU6L) Rock, paper, scissors? Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (gh32g) 151
Can I call your new cat Tomahto? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (erZBp) 152
>>I learned to type on a Selectric, with that ball head. Those were great machines.
At the time it was frigging magic. How did little ball spin so fast? Seems quaint now but at the time it was spectacular. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 10:43 PM (viF8m) Winter Storm Watch Cafe![]() Hever Cottage, UK Pit bull used for dog fights, then abandoned by a dumpster, is rescued and turns out to be a loving boy.
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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0) 2
yo
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (ZcsJV) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (LdBR/) 4
Thanks, Ace! Have a good weekend!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (Cjt/F) 5
wut?? WUTT?? no official White House post?! that is un-American!
but here is a chance to fix it ! https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (scroll down , 2 hours ago - official WHITE HOUSE account) (and just the pic https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42) Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (g47mK) 6
I just saw a Frito fly by. This may be the start of a salty snack invasion.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F) 7
____Well, of course I got willowed.
😱 "They've discovered the microplastics epidemic is a fake!" "Release the Snomageddon Fran panic!" ❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) 8
Look mommy, there's a Dorito up in the sky!
Posted by: Pink Roid at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F) 9
>>> I just saw a Frito fly by. This may be the start of a salty snack invasion.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F) Whad use say pal? Posted by: Chris Cuomo at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (3uBP9) 10
What a lovely photo of the thatched English cottage, Ace, my love. I love the UK and am glad I saw it before the total invasion of barbarians and woke. I have what I call English gardens, but they are mostly a bunch of David Austin roses and flowering plants that survive on their own. I pretend a lot to live graciously.
I always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills. I am peeved we are not in a winter storm watch. I also did not see ALL YEAR the Northern Lights (and never have). I don't ask for much, just inches of snow in my yard and many feet in the mountains for our water this summer. It's not fair! Have a wonderful weekend, Ace! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (WONhk) 11
Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) --- Wind chill of -24F here in south-central MO. That's pretty darned cold around here. Can only imagine how bad it is further north. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU) 12
Buenas Noches, non immigrants and legal immigrants!
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (tWkg3) 13
"Pit bull used for dog fights, then abandoned by a dumpster, is rescued and turns out to be a loving boy."
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade. Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F) 14
I would love to live in that cottage. Is there wi-fi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX) 15
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade.
Posted by: fd I gotta leave those stories alone. No one wants to hear the ending. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (q6tQZ) 16
SO was leaving Death Valley and came out be Area 51.
Wife says look mini Space Shuttle. My guess is that is what you saw. PS we live by NASA and know what a full size (FAKE) shuttle looks like. Posted by: r hennigantx at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (gbOdA) 17
No snow/ice till Sat night, into Sun morning. It will be bitter cold when I get off work tomorrow morning. Around 12. Hope the car starts up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:46 PM (FmapG) 18
Like playing with a warm fuzzy hand grenade.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F) Yeah, you never know what is going on in their wetware. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s) 19
Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:48 PM (8zz6B) 20
Don't toss your match on that thatched roof. It would be a spectacular blaze.
Posted by: Fire Bug Fred at January 23, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2) Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (q6tQZ) 22
Still Sea Stack And Bat-Free for 2026. This is going well.
Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2) 23
I once saw a UFO. Really. The guy I was with saw it, too. Yes, we were drinking beer.
It was neon green, oblong, about the size of a football field and landed silently below us in a field. We were making out (I was in college then and better at it). I was driving my big V8 Impala and he told me to get out of here and I did. Obviously did not report this to my parents or the police. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (WONhk) 24
17 No snow/ice till Sat night, into Sun morning. It will be bitter cold when I get off work tomorrow morning. Around 12. Hope the car starts up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work Leave it idling to be sure. Posted by: Prudence Dictates! at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (oftw2) 25
>Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:42 PM (OJSFI) It's a balmy 23° in the western Philly burbs. I heard we're getting snow on Sunday. Considering the forecast was a dusting last Sunday and we ended up with 6", I figure we'll get between 1" and 2'. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM (GTqXr) 26
I would love to live in that cottage. Is there wi-fi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX) Its in the UK, no wi-fi, but it will eventually have a gold dome. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F) 28
Oh no! The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia! https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2014844807261073636?s=20 Funny stuff! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (iJfKG) 29
Weather folks say Sunday, Monday, Tuesday will be our worst days coming up. Snow, lce, freezing rain are on the menu. Low temperatures teens and single digits. Do not get out unless it's a have to situation. Power outage possible.
I got out today to get together more supplies. And some back up kerosene for heat if it comes to that. But I do have plenty of propane for my heater. Ice on the power lines is my main worry. So we will see what happens. Everyone going through this be careful and best of luck. Will try to post if I can. Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 07:54 PM (E7+ue) 30
Heavy Metal
Twain said, "Economics is a science exceeded in accuracy only by meteorology." He said that in 1892. Not much has changed, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (q6tQZ) 31
-16℉ Wind Chill, 3℉ Temp. This is the warm part of the weekend.
It will get colder tonight here in rural NorthEast Kansas. Snow is now 100% likely. The good news for me is the really bad weather is south in OK and east in Missouri. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ) 32
It was neon green, oblong,
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM You were at a WNBA game, obviously. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 33
>Its in the UK, no wi-fi, but it will eventually have a gold dome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (snZF9) More like 20 'asylum seekers' have been given residence in the cottage. The UK is gone, jihadi in front of Big Ben shoulda toldja. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (GTqXr) 34
People who use animals to fight are barbarians
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0) 35
Margins had fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s) 36
Snow isn't supposed to get here until Sunday
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) 37
Well, the UFO nuts haven't changed character over the decades. Take a grainy lo-rez image of "something" and claim the moon and the stars as a result.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (/LXUT) 39
Oh no!
The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia! https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2014844807261073636?s=20 Funny stuff! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2026 07:53 PM (iJfKG) I watched it twice just to see that chick at the end. Not sure who she is, but she's pretty damn cute, and apparently smart. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (snZF9) 40
These flying doritos, were they flying level, or were they dipping?
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 07:58 PM (Q+gd/) 41
How screwed up is our government?
Illegal aliens can get an ITIN number to file income taxes without having a legal right to work. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:59 PM (zILP0) 42
The good news for me is the really bad weather is south in OK and east in Missouri.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (u82oZ) --- *sigh* I guess I'll take one for the team... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:59 PM (ESVrU) 43
Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That gal at the end was the real Amelia, not the Prime Minister fake one at the start. Her memes are funny and spot on. I really liked when she was quoting Shakespeare. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 44
>36 Snow isn't supposed to get here until Sunday
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0) I think you're a little west of me. Hopefully your township handles things better than mine. I don't expect my street to get plowed out until late Tuesday. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GTqXr) 45
Diner: Waiter, there's a miniature Italian on my pizza! Waiter: Shhhh! Everyone will want one. Posted by: Stop me if you've heard this one That's AR for you. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (pkeXY) 46
"Perfessor" Squirrel
Tornado Ally, and paths of storms in general have trended south of Kansas for the last decade. I see nothing from scientists to explain that trend. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ) 47
>Twain said, "Economics is a science exceeded in accuracy only by meteorology."
He said that in 1892. Not much has changed, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 07:55 PM (q6tQZ)\ Twain could certainly turn a phrase. And he's not wrong! Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (GTqXr) 48
I don't expect my street to get plowed out until late Tuesday.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (GTqXr) Ouch. I am in Northern NJ, and one of the things that my little town does superbly is snow removal. They are amazing. And they better be for the taxes I pay! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) 49
I insulated the valve of the water line at the road today. The valve and the line itself are only 12 inches down into the dirt. The Magic 8 Ball prognosticators are currently saying we'll get down to single digits so we should be okay there. The real problem is if we get as much ice as is predicted. Our entire community is in a heavily wooded area with most of our power lines above ground.
One thing is for certain - we'll find out soon enough. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (cYBz/) 50
Two buddies and I saw UFOs overnight on the high school football field, ascending in one spot, flying then disappearing in a different spot, over a couple hours. We were doing LSD and listening to Jojouka and Jim Hendrix Experience on a battery operated Victrola.
Posted by: Eyewitness To Greatness at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (oftw2) 51
It's a balmy 23° in the western Philly burbs. I heard we're getting snow on Sunday. Considering the forecast was a dusting last Sunday and we ended up with 6", I figure we'll get between 1" and 2'. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 07:51 PM NW Philadelphia here - just survived a trip to the Giant Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (mgHhb) 52
Snow isn't supposed to be here until early Sunday but it's already blowing a hooley and the temperature is dropping. I need another dog. At least a 2 dog night.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m) Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (zILP0) 54
>>>❄️
Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end… in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow --- Looks like that front is moving a day faster than predicted. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (/LXUT) 55
Judged true, over at Insty:
--- W, X… WHY? EU PLATFORM IS MISGUIDED AT BEST, SINISTER AT WORST: The announcement of an exciting new homegrown social media platform on the continent that leads in censorship innovation should be greeted with skepticism from a free speech perspective. --- Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (krQz2) 56
Don't toss your match on that thatched roof. It would be a spectacular blaze.
[ MetalScreamMode ] TROGDOOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!! [ /MetalScreamMode ] Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (Fs0KI) Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:05 PM (krQz2) 58
The UK is gone, jihadi in front of Big Ben shoulda toldja.
Posted by: Heavy Meta judges would also accept "the moose-limb out front" Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 23, 2026 08:05 PM (+Jx7L) 59
CharlieBrown'sDildo
When I was in office, in charge of my Township, snow removal was one of my requirements of duty. Good snow removal or even fast snow removal is harder that is appears. There is only a small number of people that can do it well. That is when I started calling the National Weather Service the lying liars that lie. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:06 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:06 PM (3ek7K) 61
Going down to 9 F here inside the Beltway tonight.
Snow beginning very late Saturday, maybe up to 1 inch per hour with it changing to sleet around noon Sunday and totalling 6 to 10 inches. Plan to hit the first batch with the electric snow blower at around 0800 and then the second batch in the afternoon based upon accumulation. After that, just snow-melt on the crust and rely on the sun for sublimation on Monday. Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (MmTZZ) 62
>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) It's a double-edged sword here. Most of my local taxes are used to preserve open space - which keeps the rural flavor of the township in a sea of overly dense corporate parks and new 'luxury' apartment complexes. The downside is public works are...lacking. Meh, I have a whole house generator, plenty of booze and the better part of a cord of firewood. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (GTqXr) 63
Thought I'd take a brisk afternoon walk and lasted about five minutes. It's viciously cold outside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (kpS4V) 64
I watched it twice just to see that chick at the end. Not sure who she is, but she's pretty damn cute, and apparently smart.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 07:57 PM (snZF9) That is Amelia. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (u82oZ) 66
I could do some damage to that thatched house.
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (+HNx/) 68
Hever Cottage, UK
----------------- I think I have a jigsaw puzzle stashed away somewhere that looks like that. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:08 PM (Z8jzG) 69
>NW Philadelphia here - just survived a trip to the Giant
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2026 08:03 PM (mgHhb) Bless you. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:09 PM (GTqXr) 70
The Empire Strikes Back at Amelia!
The X link didn't load for me, but xcancel worked. Unfortunately, I'd like to embed this on a page where I've been collecting Amelia memes, but you can't (AFAIK) embed an xcancel xweet. Still a few insects in the system. Posted by: mindful webworker thinks Amelia is pretty sharp at January 23, 2026 08:09 PM (OJSFI) Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GOpmI) 72
Gannetts are notorious for stealing roof thatch to build their nests, which they promptly wet. Nasty creatures.
Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 23, 2026 08:11 PM (oftw2) 73
FUN FACT: Hever Castle was the seat of the Boleyn family, of Anne Boleyn fame. You know, the black trannie who married Henry VIII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:11 PM (+HNx/) 74
Ouch. I am in Northern NJ, and one of the things that my little town does superbly is snow removal. They are amazing.
And they better be for the taxes I pay! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 08:02 PM (n9ltV) I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) 75
61 Going down to 9 F here inside the Beltway tonight.
Snow beginning very late Saturday, maybe up to 1 inch per hour with it changing to sleet around noon Sunday and totalling 6 to 10 inches. Plan to hit the first batch with the electric snow blower at around 0800 and then the second batch in the afternoon based upon accumulation. After that, just snow-melt on the crust and rely on the sun for sublimation on Monday. Posted by: actually inside the beltway I get off work at 0600, Sunday morning. I'm just hoping for non white out conditions. I've driven in snow before, it's the ice I want to avoid. Also, a blizzard. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FmapG) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (NFX2v) 77
We're in Day 8 of an inversion that is kind of soul-crushing. Like being in some kind of purgatory. No sun, no rain, no snow, no wind. Nothing. It is the very essence of no weather.
But tomorrow looks promising. Might see some actual sunshine. If not we will drive into the mountains to climb above this oppressive dome. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Savatage fan at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (0aYVJ) 78
On Reddit they’re going crazy over the “anti ICE day of action” protest in Mogadishuopolis.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (Ryx1w) 79
I asked my son to pull up the photo of the attendees at the 1927 Solvay Conference at our Cub Scout den meeting this week. Our conversation (these were third and fourth graders) had steered over to Marie Curie. The kids picked out Marie and Albert Einstein in the picture, of course. I told them that every person in that picture played either major or substantial roles in advancing chemistry and physics one hundred years ago and that, at some point, they will become familiar with more of them. This got me to asking myself why are there not pictures of such assemblies of notable and great scientists today? Have we lost the capability to pose simple questions whose answers reveal profound i sights into nature? Is it possible that too many scientists today have been sent off to pursue will-o-the-wisps such as My String-a-Ling Theory or Klimate Katastrophe? And who funds such wasted pursuits? The world wonders. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz) 80
I could do some damage to that thatched house. Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! He was about to make espresso! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (pkeXY) 81
73 FUN FACT: Hever Castle was the seat of the Boleyn family, of Anne Boleyn fame. You know, the black trannie who married Henry VIII.
Posted by: Cicero Didn't Henry wed several black trannies? Posted by: Hysterical Facts at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (oftw2) 82
Luckily my road is a major rd in the township. They hit it early and often
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0) 83
>I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) Wait, snowplows can work at night? What is this dark magic you speak of? Posted by: Penn DOT at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (GTqXr) 84
Snow isn't supposed to be here until early Sunday but it's already blowing a hooley and the temperature is dropping. I need another dog. At least a 2 dog night.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m) ------------- Add another dog and we are back to the 70s bands. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (Z8jzG) 85
Here in ET the temp is still 37, but we’ve gone over the top on the roller coaster and the temp is dropping about a degree an hour. Nasty cold rain getting heavier.
I feel like Pluskat in his bunker waiting for the d-day invasion to come. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (IUuBi) 86
Hold on what? A snow storm in January in the northeast? Fuck me!! That’s never happened before. No wonder it’s national news.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (Ryx1w) 87
Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That gal at the end was the real Amelia, not the Prime Minister fake one at the start. Her memes are funny and spot on. I really liked when she was quoting Shakespeare. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:00 PM (u82oZ) Ah ok, I kept hearing about this "Amelia", but had no clue who she was, or if she was real, or a meme, a frigging robot, etc. Now I know. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (snZF9) 88
Marie Curie had a radiant personality.
Posted by: Healthy Glow About Her at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (oftw2) 89
>They hit it early and often
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0) This is, how you say, the creed of The Paolo. Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (GTqXr) 90
>>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
My little town is an anomaly. My taxes aren't nothing but compared to other areas in the northeast they are a bargain. And not only is the plowing and general upkeep outstanding we have a few other things to deal with that are constantly trying to invade that take a lot of money. My goal is to live just long enough until the inevitable yuge spike in taxes hit. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m) 91
Got a nice fire blazing in the redneck firepit. Going to go outside and enjoy it for a while.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (8zz6B) 92
... a customer (played by Marty Feldman, and later Graham Chapman) asks a bookshop owner (John Cleese) for Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds, specifically requesting "the expurgated version—the one without the gannet" because he dislikes gannets due to their "long nasty beaks" or, in the Python version, because "they wet their nests." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:17 PM (xG4kz) 93
GSP NWS has their entire area under Ice Storm Warning now. Forecast 0.5" to 0.75" ice accumulation here for me. That's ... not good. Not one little bit. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:17 PM (w6EFb) 94
>>Hold on what? A snow storm in January in the northeast? Fuck me!! That’s never happened before. No wonder it’s national news.
The storm is starting in Texas and will affect over half the population of the US. You knew that, right? Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m) 95
I smell like kerosene. Went and bought some this afternoon -- over $5/gal! I haven't bought any kerosene in a long time. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb) 96
This got me to asking myself why are there not pictures of such assemblies of notable and great scientists today? Have we lost the capability to pose simple questions whose answers reveal profound i sights into nature? Is it possible that too many scientists today have been sent off to pursue will-o-the-wisps such as My String-a-Ling Theory or Klimate Katastrophe? And who funds such wasted pursuits? The world wonders.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz) 100 years ago was the true Golden Age of Science. Today we’ve got idiots and liars like Michael Mann, Anthony Fauci, and Bill Nye. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:19 PM (IUuBi) 97
>Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla.
---- Luxury. Here, it's 9, the 'feel like' is -6. Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (ZxPkt) 98
Didn't Henry wed several black trannies? Posted by: Hysterical Facts No, he ONLY wed black trannies. Why do you think Elizabeth went all in on appearing in White Face? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (xG4kz) 99
Hi friends! Just got home from dinner, had amazing Mahi. Feel like I need sweatpants at the moment.
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Wmg4n) 100
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
C&E News is doing some of that, with its turn into People Magazine of the woke chemists. ACS in general does not. I think the Gordon Conferences have pictures as well. But todays' media is silent on real science. And only features the pseudo scientists. That Solvay picture is a famous one. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ) 101
The storm is starting in Texas and will affect over half the population of the US. You knew that, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m) Weather porn. Microplastics won’t kill us at least. So that’s good. Oh shit, weather will. Damn. Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (Ryx1w) 102
>>And they better be for the taxes I pay!
My little town is an anomaly. My taxes aren't nothing but compared to other areas in the northeast they are a bargain. And not only is the plowing and general upkeep outstanding we have a few other things to deal with that are constantly trying to invade that take a lot of money. My goal is to live just long enough until the inevitable yuge spike in taxes hit. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m) For the taxes we pay they should be dropping off personal snow plows with a bow and keys in the ignition. Kinda like they do with garbage cans. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9) 103
In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR) 105
always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (WONhk) ---------------- I read somewhere that the thatch has to be completely replaced every so often and it's not cheap. Apparently there are thatchers who do the work. Posted by: Decaf at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (Z8jzG) 106
https://radar.weather. gov/ridge/standard/ CONUS-LARGE_loop.gif We can watch each other freeze. https://tinyurl.com/6h68veat Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (/LXUT) 107
66 I could do some damage to that thatched house.
Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun!! at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2) What's a thatched roof? Posted by: Kids with bottle rockets at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (w/O5Q) 108
A quarter inch of ice will drop residential power lines. Sometimes less... depending on how they're strung.
The weight... over distance is... sucky. It'll learn some folks on icing. Posted by: Stretch Armstrong at January 23, 2026 08:22 PM (qwVdq) 109
Bad weather heading straight at us here in the AR River Valley. When I ran the last of errands today I noticed the power company (OG&E) trucks beginning to deploy to staging areas. When bad weather hits those guys are true unsung heroes. As long as the power doesn't go out I'll be comfortable. Even then I have my trusty sterno stove for coffee and egg sammiches and everything that needs charged is.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:23 PM (gm9Sb) 110
Ah ok, I kept hearing about this "Amelia", but had no clue who she was, or if she was real, or a meme, a frigging robot, etc. Now I know.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:15 PM (snZF9) Amelia is an AI. Here, this is a link to John Carter of Mars' rundown of the whole thing as of last week https://substack.com/@barsoom/p-184828993 Amelia sans merci Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR) 111
Wife keeps reading reports of freezing rain, all I see is a week of low 20s, just don't see any freezing rain in that
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (Ia/+0) 112
Don Black
Luxury. Here, it's 3#8457, the 'feel like' is -16#8457. And this is the warmest for at least the next 24 hours. The snow is because the air is so cold the water vapor is condensing. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR) 114
have missed the Amelia memes"
You haven't missed much. Purple haired bint yelling at men to do...something. I'll pass Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (XuXeR) 115
The weight... over distance is... sucky. It'll learn some folks on icing.
Posted by: Stretch Armstrong ----- [recollects when my 80M loop antenna came down] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (XeU6L) 116
I'll vouch for that. Jersey got that shit down to a science. We could have the attack of the mini ice age, and when I wake up in the morning the roads are clear. They run plows all night and never let it build up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:12 PM (snZF9) --- Frank Frazetta tells me that in the next Ice Age, Lemmy from Motörhead will be plowing driving a sled led by polar bears. So I'm cool with the coming snöwpocalypse. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kpS4V) 117
In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Mindful web worker: Shameful self-promotion, but I’ve created Amelia’s American cousin Emily to do AR 15 training over at my place. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (GOpmI) 118
Try that again:
Don Black Luxury. Here, it's 3℉, the 'feel like' is -16℉. And this is the warmest for at least the next 24 hours. The snow is because the air is so cold the water vapor is precipitating out of solution. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (u82oZ) 119
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) Power company should send trucks out to spray airplane anti-icing juice on the lines. Might help avoid some mega-$$$ repairs later. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:26 PM (8zz6B) 120
Amazing Mahi sounds like the name of a magician.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (pkeXY) 121
I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (XV/Pl) 122
I think the air itself is freezing. It's like breathing a Slushee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V) 123
Grrr. Cut and past fail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:27 PM (8zz6B) 124
>103 In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker at January 23, 2026 08:21 PM (OJSFI) Germany is getting into the fight too. Meet Maria: https://tinyurl.com/yby92v68 Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:28 PM (GTqXr) 125
Looks like aluminum windows in that ancient cottage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (8zz6B) 126
"I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender" Something will happen. Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (vFG9F) 127
Woops. Sock fail.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:29 PM (GTqXr) 128
I'm in KC. We have generator, an electrical plan (no auto change-over), likker, food, and a plan for tomorrow.
If we can get off our hill, the world's our oyster. If not, we're screwed cause our Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away. That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) 129
In Raleigh, NC. Deathstorm on its way. Backup batteries for cell phones and lights, not much else we can do.
My Nicaraguan bride left the coach house hvac on cool setting. Found that out from my contractor God bless him. He saved me 1,000s today. Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:31 PM (tWkg3) 130
In Grand Rapids, Michigan, it's -6 out.
But the good news is that it feels like -6. So, for -6 it's relatively warm. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (krQz2) 131
Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away.
That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) Mmm, go get it now? Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (GOpmI) 132
If we can get off our hill, the world's our oyster. If not, we're screwed cause our Bobcat (with the plow) is at the bottom of the hill, 1/2 mile away.
That's as good as not being there, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:30 PM (q6tQZ) Going now to fetch the Bobcat not an option? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B) 133
Some municipalities, in the spirit of saving energy and saving Earth switched to LED traffic signals.They run so cool that snow would accumulate on the lenses, making them useless. The solution was installing electric heaters on the signals which kind of ruined the energy savings.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:32 PM (gm9Sb) 134
Well, it's 65F, some light fog/ drizzle, so under roof w/ red wine and a cigar.
Might have to put socks on... Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (XuXeR) 135
I've been doomscrolling the GFS and Euro model runs for the past two days. It's "fun" watching them evolve. I'm pulling for the Euro now. Was pulling for GFS, but it evolved into mostly freezing rain over me("ZR" in the lingo). I used to hear my late cousin and the other weather guys go about "warm noses". Well, I see exactly what that it with those model run point sounding graphs (skew-T logP, if interested) you can generate. A warm nose (basically a mid level layer of air above freezing) is what determines sleet or ZR. To big a nose, and it's ZR. On the Skew-T it looks exactly a nose from a side profile. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb) 136
"I predict the storm will not be as bad as advertised, it will suck to be sure, but it will not be that bad.
Unless it is, and then I take everything back. Posted by: Thomas Bender" ------- Are you suggesting that the weather people are drama queens? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (XeU6L) 137
Great minds, AOP.
Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2026 08:33 PM (GOpmI) 138
Frank Frazetta tells me that in the next Ice Age, Lemmy from Motörhead will be plowing driving a sled led by polar bears.
So I'm cool with the coming snöwpocalypse. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:25 PM (kpS4V) I wonder if he'll have "iron fist" blaring out of the speakers.lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:34 PM (snZF9) 139
We're at -2 in SE Michigan, but the "feels like" temp is only -8, so that's good.
I feel sorry for all critters and hobos outside tonight. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:35 PM (kpS4V) 140
103 In case you somehow are living under a rock and have missed the Amelia memes, here's my first collection of them, more to come:
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-01 Posted by: mindful webworker is a linky thinker ------ Nice Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (/LXUT) 141
120 Amazing Mahi sounds like the name of a magician.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 It was really good, so maybe magic was deployed. Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (Wmg4n) 142
Raining lightly here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (8zz6B) 143
The forecast here is 17% chance of 1/4" ice. How they come up with those numbers I don't know but I suspect they use a dartboard.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (vFG9F) 144
Mmm, go get it now?
Yeah, did the surgeon loop today. One week post-op drain-the-blood-off-the-brain surgery. I'm doing great... my wife wouldn't countenance the thought. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:36 PM (q6tQZ) 145
Ace's house looks nicer than CBDs "house" on the Art Thread. IMO.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (47diA) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (3ek7K) 147
Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) 148
I feel sorry for all critters and hobos outside tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Think of it as Evolution in Action. See? All better. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s) 151
Germany is getting into the fight too. Meet Maria:
https://tinyurl.com/yby92v68 Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 08:28 PM (GTqXr) Nice. I would definitely stick my wiener in her schnitzel. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9) 152
I had a law partner who lived in a house that had an actual thatched roof. He said there were only a handful of guys in SoCal who had thatched roof expertise so it cost a fortune every time he needed any work done on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: Max Power at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Qo/XF) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (u82oZ) 155
The is also a German "Amelia". I think her name is Maria. Blonde hair, blue eyes, wears the dirndl and everything.
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (ZxPkt) 156
Poor pitbull. Brings back unpleasant memories of the dog fights in Jack London's "White Fang".
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (aLBYs) 157
Kansas City Metro is your AO?
Posted by: NaCly Yeah. Within a mile NW of the triangle, if you're familiar. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (q6tQZ) 158
Oh, forgot to mention - I have a few old style gas lamps ready to go. Wicks trimmed, chimneys cleared and the fonts full of fuel.
I can use them to read my laptop screen if the power goes out. Wait a minute. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:40 PM (cYBz/) 159
>147 Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) We rescued a Chiweenie pup in October. She is sprawled out next to me sawing some serious logs. I tell Mrs. Meta this pup hit the life lottery. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (GTqXr) 160
Yeah. Within a mile NW of the triangle, if you're familiar.
Posted by: MkY I gathered you were Little Apple? Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (q6tQZ) 161
Beach house, not coach house, autokorrector
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:41 PM (tWkg3) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (XuXeR) 163
One overlooked item to keep on hand is a Coleman lantern, and a supply of mantles.
They work just fine on regular gasoline (don’t store them with car gas for long periods) and put out a nice amount of heat. Very useful for keeping a crawlspace warm enough to prevent pipes from freezing. They don’t give off objectionable odors, surprisingly. Ventilation is necessary but they are not going to kill anybody with CO. 2 burner stoves, same thing. Work fine with automotive gasoline. No collector value, these are almost free for the asking. They will save your ass in a power outage or emergency. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (nHMnf) 164
"I want to be the first trans woman to have an abortion."
It's a write off, Jerry. Posted by: Max Power at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (Qo/XF) That creep is an abortion. Doesn't need to have one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (8zz6B) 165
MkY
Yup. I wish I'd known that when I was sending out invitations to Jewells45's final lunch meeting. we had a great time, but not all of the locals could make it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:42 PM (u82oZ) 166
https://shorturl.at/9lBWp
Daily Mail Cities Getting a Buc-ee's 1. Fort Pierce, Florida - Expected to open by 2027 2. West Memphis, Arkansas - Expected in 2028 3. Lafayette, Louisiana - Projected to open in 2028 4. Gallaway, Tennessee - Expected in 2027 5. Oak Grove, Kentucky - Expected in 2027 6. Monroe County, Georgia - Tentatively set for 2028 7. Goodyear, Arizona - Expected June 2026 8. Ruston, Louisiana - Expected in 2027 9. Benton, Arkansas - Expected in 2027 10. Huber Heights, Ohio - Expected April 2026 11. Boerne, Texas - Expected 2027 12. Oak Creek, Wisconsin - Expected early 2027 13. San Marcos, Texas - Projected July 2026 14. Kansas City, Kansas - Expected in 2027 15. St. Lucie, Florida - Anticipated 2027 16. Ocala, Florida - Expected in 2028 17. Hardeeville, South Carolina - Targeted around 2031 18. Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Expected Spring 2026 19. Mebane, North Carolina - Expected 2028 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (ULPxl) 167
>Nice. I would definitely stick my wiener in her schnitzel.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9) I was rooting for the dog to rip off the muzzie's face. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (GTqXr) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ) 169
Rep Comer has sent how many people to jail? How many has he held accountable? He’s a waste of skin! If it wasn’t for a 23 year old YouTuber, fraud wouldn’t even be in the news. Without a congresswoman like Harriet Hageman and congressman Gill who knows if any relevant legal questions would’ve been asked in another useless congressional hearing.
Smooth like Ken Dolls!!! Posted by: Unkaren at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (zDIG9) 170
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb) 171
169 Rep Comer has sent how many people to jail? How many has he held accountable?
--------- *ahem* Congressmen don't put people in jail. Don't over-expect. Posted by: 7th Grade Civics at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (+HNx/) 172
Its 27 degrees here, according to my phone. I don't know who the frigging masochist is, but every day on my way to the shop I see a motorcycle parked outside this HVAC place. It was there today. Its always there when I go by. He must wear a space suit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (snZF9) 173
I wish I'd known that when I was sending out invitations to Jewells45's final lunch meeting. we had a great time, but not all of the locals could make it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I saw them. She lived in my hometown, but because I'd never met her, I didn't want to feel like an interloper. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (q6tQZ) 174
Last time I checked, Buc-ee's being privately owned was worth about $2 Billion Buc-ee's Bucks. With those 19 new stores, those two owners might make some serious coin.
Amazing what spotlessly clean bathrooms will do for a business. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (cYBz/) 175
>>It was really good, so maybe magic was deployed.
My buddy and erstwhile fishing partner who decamped for the Keys calls every so often to tell me about the Mahi he just caught and ate. He likes to taunt me. I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt) 177
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27 degrees here in Wyoming. It's light jacket weather, lol. Posted by: four season Half the kids went to school in shorts, amirite? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (h7ZuX) Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K) 179
I shop there, but am rural.
Posted by: NaCly Guarantee we know some of the same people...an eclectic bunch of misfits. Most my Uni pals have died. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (q6tQZ) 180
C&E News is doing some of that, with its turn into People Magazine of the woke chemists. ACS in general does not. I think the Gordon Conferences have pictures as well. But todays' media is silent on real science. And only features the pseudo scientists. That Solvay picture is a famous one. Posted by: NaCly Dog I attended two or three Gordon Conferences of the Applications of Multivariate Statistics in Chemistry in the late '90s. I guess there were group pictures, but I am hard pressed to remember where I might have them. I ditched the American Chemical Society in the mid Oughts after having been a member for over thirty years. There was a particularly nasty and controlling Editor-in-Chief of C&E News named Rudy Baum who issued and enforced a diktat that there would be absolutely NO DISCUSSION in its pages about alternate theories to Anthropogenic Global Warning. He acted like a real dick about it. Your membership did not lapse by not paying dues, you had to write a letter of resignation to the President of the ACS. I wrote that (Baum) having declared alternatives to AGW as being off limits, I would no longer be a member of an ascientific and duplicitous body. Ta-ta! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (xG4kz) 181
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius So, Hell freezing over. Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (KAi1n) 182
MkY
If I could overcome my shyness, so can you. You would have been welcome. We should have a miniMoMeet when it's warmer. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (u82oZ) 183
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) 184
Drivers do not look for motorcycles. But they REALLY don’t look for them in January.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (nHMnf) 185
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:43 PM (ULPxl)
---- I saw that list earlier. I'm pissed that Ohio is getting one and not Michigan 😠 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (kpS4V) 186
Maria seems nice
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (Ia/+0) 187
177 Did you ever notice that the young guys wearing shorts in the winter are the same ones wearing wool watch caps in the summer?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 23, 2026 08:48 PM (gm9Sb) 188
>>> 183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) So far, NWS is forecasting a little less than that for ETex. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ULPxl) 189
OH YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING
@nicksortor · 1h 🚨 BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) 190
OK here's AI "Maria" from Germany
https://tinyurl.com/yutn3ke5 Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:45 PM (ZxPkt) When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (8zz6B) 191
HA has a darkly amusing article up about Trump pulling the plug on Starmer trying to give Diego Garcia to the Chinese. Sounds unbelievable, but he almost got away with it. (But he got busted)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (IUuBi) 192
>> anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts.
1/4" is the danger line, when it starts to get dicey. 1/2" is indeed catastrophic for power lines. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb) 193
My grandkids are true Wyoming kids. I've seen them in the snow barefoot, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K) In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) 194
wut?? WUTT?? no official White House post?! that is un-American!
but here is a chance to fix it ! https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (scroll down , 2 hours ago - official WHITE HOUSE account) (and just the pic https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42) Runner, I thoroughly enjoyed the photo, which is proof positive that penguins are strong Trump supporters. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2L+MU) 195
I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (xG4kz) 196
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Finns in Michigan's Upper Peninsula do that, too. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (xG4kz) 197
>183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) Just looked at the forecast here. 12+" of snow and almost half inch of ice. Just texted my neighbor that he and his littles have a warm place if things get dicey. Hopefully NWS is wrong. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (GTqXr) 198
>>> 195
I gotta admit that is one big selling point for moving to the Keys. Posted by: JackStraw The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (xG4kz) You know who else likes the Florida Keys? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ULPxl) 199
Judge releases the 2 obese black women. Bearded Revolution Come n Get Me Guy not mentioned.
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ZxPkt) 200
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) ---- And flog each other with birch boughs. Ice freaks! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (kpS4V) 201
When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (8zz6B) Man no shit. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (snZF9) 202
Rescue kitty is snoozing on my bed with the heating blanket on. Does she realize how good she has it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2026 08:37 PM (kpS4V) --- I like to believe they do. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 08:51 PM (ESVrU) 203
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) Just re-arrest them on some new charge. Allow them to be damaged a little while resisting arrest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B) 204
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I now have emeritus status at ACS. There is a lot wrong with those woke journalists in DC. I did meet one of the editors in chief's but my concerns were blown off. I keep it because a two sentence note in Business Concentrates led to a stock buy that has made me 10K. And it gives me pleasure to see how wrong they are on so much. Got stories. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (u82oZ) 205
Here's the NWS regional office map: https://is.gd/EtsNSW Go the office page for your area there, and you can see what all they say. The maddening thing is all the regional websites look very similar but yet can be very different. It's sort of a national template, but each office does its own thing. I'm use to GSP, but I go to some other region, and nothing is where I think it is. Anyway, get a point local forecast map up and you can see exactly what they forecasting for temp/DP, rain/snow/sleet/ice accumulation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (w6EFb) 206
Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
—— Yikes. A lot of good old school V8 iron will be ruined in the next couple days. Anti-freeze is Your Friend. More properly called “Coolant”, a lot of people think they don’t need it. They are wrong. Anyway, A 50/50 solution mixed with water is good to -30°F below zero, easy. I read somewhere that engine rebuilders ordinarily don’t want anything to do with “southern” engine blocks for this reason. Rust city. Engine overheats - remove T-stat. Now the engine never even reaches normal temperature. If it no longer overheats, now it’s sludge city. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (f9G9D) 207
@nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church I told you so, you fucking fools. Posted by: Nayib Bukele at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (gKWVE) 208
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I would do that, as long as I could go straight back to the sauna afterward. And as long as there was plenty of vodka. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (h7ZuX) 209
It's 15 below zero here. It feels like 15 below zero.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (Q+gd/) 210
Raleigh NC weather report:
Remember a half inch of ice adds 500 pounds of weight to a single span of a power line. Through the day tomorrow freezing rain is looking likely at this point. For this event we are forecasting between .30" to .8" of ice accrual. It's a similar setup to what we saw in December 2002. Power loss is likely with areas seeing .50" of ice and higher. Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (tWkg3) 211
Odds that the BIG ARRESTS for domestic terrorism (The Church Storming in MN) are the last ones we see for a long, long while?
Odds are very very high in my humble opinion. All terror groups are out in the open and operating freely in MN and Portland...nothin ever happens. I SAID NOTHIN YA HEAR!!!! Posted by: GigantorX at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (x8k2o) 212
Wind chill of -24F here in south-central MO. That's pretty darned cold around here. Can only imagine how bad it is further north.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU) I went to school at Wash U. Six inches of snow shut down the whole city. We walked down the middle of busy streets because nobody was out there driving. It was a bit eerie. Also, had the worst ice storm I've ever seen there. My car had a headbolt heater, so no prob, but other folks' cars were frozen shut and couldn't move. I prefer living here, where we are reasonable about winter. We had 22 inches of snow overnight last week, but the snowblower worked fine and off we went. Winter happens. Cope or don't. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (6Bc88) 213
In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (snZF9) I have done that. Many years ago. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (8zz6B) 214
You missed the point to Amelia. It started as government propaganda, about a nice boy lead astray by evil right wing Ameilia. Guys liked her and turned her into a meme. The government can't arrest her because she is AI.
It's counterculture, what we should have ben doing all along. Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 08:54 PM (+mUZM) 215
208 In Finland they'll sit in a sauna, then run out naked and roll in the snow. Thats some crazy shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I would do that, as long as I could go straight back to the sauna afterward. And as long as there was plenty of vodka. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (h7ZuX) It's actually quite lovely. You have never felt so clean as that. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:55 PM (6Bc88) 216
>>The Florida Keys are nice, but pricey. I'd consider going there, but the missus would have none of it.
It's become ridiculous. They bought in years ago and got very lucky with a place on a canal that they used mostly as a rental. We'd pop down for a week or long weekend when the place was free. Place paid for itself. A few years ago they sold their business, house up here and the rental and bought a really nice place. Regulator on the dock in the backyard, flats boat on a trailer. He's living his best life. Until the next inevitable hurricane hits. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m) 217
Amelia and Maria uber alles Guv!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (2GVsD) 218
209 It's 15 below zero here. It feels like 15 below zero.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 08:53 PM (Q+gd/) I wouldn't live in a place that cold..... Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (6Bc88) 219
They were/would be released on bail, no? Why does a “judge” have to order their release?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (f9G9D) 220
You know who else likes the Florida Keys?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket Fraulein: Uruguay, the more lebensraum has Posted by: Adolf Schiklgruber at January 23, 2026 08:56 PM (gKWVE) 221
If I could overcome my shyness, so can you. You would have been welcome. We should have a miniMoMeet when it's warmer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Oh, I agree. I was close to convening one when the 2020 election kind of crushed me. There are lots of folks within 4 hours of here, and quite a few closer. Someone in Lakewood used to post a bit. Haven't seen him in a bit. Been to many meetings in Manhattan. 3 1/2 hours even if Troopers are active. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (q6tQZ) 222
Florida in some parts has canals. Canals have gators. Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD) 223
Congressmen don't put people in jail. Don't over-expect.
That’s right. I should have wrote “helped send”. So, how many people were held accountable like Navarro and Bannon? Where are the consequences for ignoring a congressional subpoena? Eric Holder must be laughing his ass off! Over-expecting? Posted by: Unkaren at January 23, 2026 08:59 PM (zDIG9) 224
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) Just re-arrest them on some new charge. Allow them to be damaged a little while resisting arrest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B) *** This. Always have another charge in your back pocket. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 08:59 PM (FLP4Z) 225
MkY
My email address (in ROT-13) is AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg. Let's coordinate for this summer. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:00 PM (u82oZ) 226
Anybody heard from Ben Had? She might be in the ice now.
At the TxMoMe we noticed signs reminding people that ice on the roads would be slippery. Cracked us up at the time, but I suspect it is necessary to remind people who live in that blast furnace that when it gets cold, shit changes fast. Ben Had, dear, if you are here, please check in to let us know you are doing ok. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:00 PM (6Bc88) Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 09:01 PM (3ek7K) 228
Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD) Cocktail weenies. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:01 PM (6Bc88) 229
Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
——- There’s an infamous YT video of that. A guy had a tradition of sending out his yappy dog to mess with a gator. For years, apparently. They would video this. Except, this one time … little yappy dog wasn’t fast enough on the draw. “Noooooooooo!! everyone screaming in disbelief as the gator drags the little fellow away. Oops Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (f9G9D) 230
Helena Handbasket
One?!? One new Bucc-ees in North Carolina? Only one? I guess I'll have to drive all the way to Alamance County and see the the thing. I've heard so much about it, a visit to Bucc-ee's is now on my bucket list (right between visiting the Big Bend country in Texas and stealing the welcome sign outside of Lizard Lick, NC). Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (2L+MU) 231
Runner, I thoroughly enjoyed the photo, which is proof positive that penguins are strong Trump supporters.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (2L+MU) AND! proof positive that POTUS Trump is a strong supporter of penguins ! Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (g47mK) 232
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) *** Frighin' insane. Absolute bullsh*t! How do you spell vigilante? Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (FLP4Z) 233
tcn in AK
Ben Had said this afternoon she was all set, and had no worries. The horses were protected as well. Then she talked to a 'ron about her kitchen table and nut removal, and I left fast. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 234
My rescue cat is very unhappy that there is snow outside. I don't think she's seen mich. She was wandering around complaining but seems to have settled. Mr Trouble spent the night out last night but is happy to be in now.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (+mUZM) 235
If you want to look at the model runs, here you go: https://is.gd/xW9hUg The big ones are GFS, and Euro(ECWMF). By default it pops up the precip/MSLP display, but clicky clack and you can get all sorts of stuff. Click on "thermodynamics" and choose 2m Temp shaded to see the surface temp results. Also, click on Region button, and you can zoom in on your region. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb) 236
Let's coordinate for this summer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog You obviously think I know something I do not! Hah We'll figger it out, Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:04 PM (q6tQZ) 237
Thomas Kinkade photo.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (KDPiq) 238
There’s an infamous YT video of that. A guy had a tradition of sending out his yappy dog to mess with a gator. For years, apparently. They would video this.
Except, this one time … little yappy dog wasn’t fast enough on the draw. “Noooooooooo!! everyone screaming in disbelief as the gator drags the little fellow away. Oops Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:02 PM (f9G9D) --- Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Gator. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (ESVrU) 239
>>Florida in some parts has canals. Canals have gators. Gators think little yappy dogs are great snack food.
Saw a video a number of years ago that a newly arrived family from New Jersey posted. They had a nice place in Largo, I think, right on the beach. Security camera video looked over their backyard poll to the beach. Saltwater croc came out of the ocean and took a dip in the pool. Welcome to the Florida Keys. Try not to die. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:05 PM (viF8m) Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/) 241
I swung by Cabelas late this afternoon and got myself a proper winter hat that covers my ears. I 'll pick up some fuel for the snowblower early tomorrow and then we're hosting the gKids beginning later in the afternoon and clear into Monday. We have sleds in this house and hills to slide down nearby.. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 09:10 PM (xG4kz) 242
What's the temperature at the windshield factory?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 09:11 PM (pkeXY) 243
AND! proof positive that POTUS Trump is a strong supporter of penguins !
An even more important observation! Too bad Penguin Facts got to Ace somehow and prevented him from putting that up. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (2L+MU) 244
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) *** Frighin' insane. Absolute bullsh*t! How do you spell vigilante? Posted by: Diogenes === In the bad old days is precisely why the judge would order a prisoners released - right into a waiting mob. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:13 PM (q6tQZ) 246
I always wonder about thatched roofs. Do they have bugs and mice living in them? Who comes to tend them now that the barbarians invaded? They would burn them, lacking skills.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Yes, and no. If you continue to burn wood fires, the smoke keeps the pests at bay. If not, you have to treat it routinely. And there are still thatchers in the UK. They are overbooked by a year, last I heard. Lots of YouScrewb vids on thatchers plying their trade. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2026 09:14 PM (mlg/3) 247
My odds ard nothing much will happen to the church invaders, the Judges will let them out
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 09:14 PM (Ia/+0) 248
There was a character around here who called it the windshield factor. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:15 PM (w6EFb) 249
I am down in Miami for the week for a Immigrant Homelessness Working Group. Anyone that needs to have shelter during the Minnesota cold spell can contact my office there and try to find you a safe place.
Well, everybody please stay safe till I get back in 2 weeks. Posted by: Ilam Omar at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (38587) 250
day on my way to the shop I see a motorcycle parked outside this HVAC place. It was there today. Its always there when I go by. He must wear a space suit.
Posted by: Berserker I ride year round, no ice or snow though. 20s isn't bad for my commute. This week is gonna suck, won't be above freezing for at least a week. battery tender time. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (cptrw) 251
I live in Brunswick County, NC, and the place is practically overrun with alligators. There was a nice lady who lived in the neighborhood, a widow, who had two Australian shepherds, and a gator grabbed one of them and dragged it into the depths of his pond. The woman was so upset, she sold her house and moved back to New Jersey.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 09:16 PM (2L+MU) 252
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 09:18 PM (Ia/+0) 253
As has been observed, the left takes care of its own.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ) 255
The winds are picking up here in Bourbon Country. The air temperature is 12F. That's not the wind chill.
I've done a couple winter storms here in KY. And a number of tornados. This one looks mean. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (qwVdq) 256
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s) 257
I ride year round, no ice or snow though. 20s isn't bad for my commute. This week is gonna suck, won't be above freezing for at least a week. battery tender time.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings I rode a bike for a year at MU Columbia. Easiest way to park. Always close. Winter sucked. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (q6tQZ) 258
BREAKING: A Biden appointed judge has just ORDERED the release of two of three vioIent leftists who orchestrated the attack on the St. Paul church
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 08:49 PM (ZxPkt) LOL. This gives Bondi a chance to stamp her feet on Fox News and, if she's lucky, not have to do anything. SiGH> Posted by: GigantorX at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (x8k2o) 259
Looking it up, slate can last 75-200 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s) 260
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD At least in KCMo, there are some that go back to 1880's. Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:21 PM (q6tQZ) 261
Cities Getting a Buc-ee's
1. Fort Pierce, Florida - Expected to open by 2027 2. West Memphis, Arkansas - Expected in 2028 3. Lafayette, Louisiana - Projected to open in 2028 4. Gallaway, Tennessee - Expected in 2027 5. Oak Grove, Kentucky - Expected in 2027 6. Monroe County, Georgia - Tentatively set for 2028 7. Goodyear, Arizona - Expected June 2026 8. Ruston, Louisiana - Expected in 2027 9. Benton, Arkansas - Expected in 2027 10. Huber Heights, Ohio - Expected April 2026 11. Boerne, Texas - Expected 2027 12. Oak Creek, Wisconsin - Expected early 2027 13. San Marcos, Texas - Projected July 2026 14. Kansas City, Kansas - Expected in 2027 15. St. Lucie, Florida - Anticipated 2027 16. Ocala, Florida - Expected in 2028 17. Hardeeville, South Carolina - Targeted around 2031 18. Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Expected Spring 2026 19. Mebane, North Carolina - Expected 2028 ==== Mayor Lurie attended the opening ceremonies and cut the ribbon of the new Taco Bell at Fisherman's Wharf as all the old great seafood restaurants that made SF famous around the world are being torn down. Mazel. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 09:22 PM (RIvkX) 262
@BasilTheGreat
🚨BREAKING: KEIR STARMER PULLS CHAGOS BILL FOLLOWING TRUMP CRITICISM The Chagos surrender bill is finished ---- apparently there was some fine print Starmer missed Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:22 PM (ZxPkt) 263
When the sand maggot showed up, she should have pulled out a P38 and drilled him right between the eyes. "Oh, and I like Walther firearms, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Let the Shepherd do his job. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:23 PM (/LXUT) 264
Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:24 PM (SRRAx) 265
Buckee's is gonna gonna over build.
Posted by: MkY at January 23, 2026 09:26 PM (q6tQZ) 266
Evening, Teresa!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B) 267
Aetius,
In New York, we lived in a hundred year old house with its original slate roof. In good condition, too, not shabby, no repairs needed. Posted by: Wenda at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (23MXW) 268
>>I live in Brunswick County, NC, and the place is practically overrun with alligators. There was a nice lady who lived in the neighborhood, a widow, who had two Australian shepherds, and a gator grabbed one of them and dragged it into the depths of his pond. The woman was so upset, she sold her house and moved back to New Jersey.
Years ago my folks had a place outside or West Palm Beach. It was in one of those carved out of Florida glades areas with canals all over to drain the water. Condo backed right up to one of the canals and the grass sloped right down to the canal, no wall. I took the dogs out for a morning pee break one morning when I was visiting and one my mom's Jacks froze a couple feet from the canal and was barking its ass off. About 10 feet away in the water were two eyeballs just above the surface. Grabbed the little land gator and took the other dogs and went inside and called the number they tell you to call when a fucking alligator is in your backyard. Guys were there in a blink and took a big ass gator like they were catching a mouse. They drop them off in the swamp a few miles away. A swamp connected to the canals. Florida Men. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m) 269
The Southern part of the country will get a bad winter maybe once in 20 years. When temperatures fall into single digits for days it's not good. We are just not use to it. Our states do not put a lot of money into equipment to deal with bad winters because we get so few of them. I know it seems kinda funny to people in the north but we have to be careful when this crap hits. It's not like we haven't been through it before, we just dread going through it again. So we stress the fact we have to prepare and be careful.
Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 09:27 PM (E7+ue) 270
I wonder how a full on slate roof lasts. Seems like i have asked th a before here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s) Depends on what kind of hail storms you get, I guess. Otherwise until the roof underneath starts to give away. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR) 271
This action by the judges allowing the arrested to go free might be the legal move needed to get Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:29 PM (IUuBi) 272
233 tcn in AK
Ben Had said this afternoon she was all set, and had no worries. The horses were protected as well. Then she talked to a 'ron about her kitchen table and nut removal, and I left fast. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 09:03 PM (u82oZ) Thanks. You know, I worry. Nice to know it wasn't warranted. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (6Bc88) 273
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Here's the NWS regional office map: https://is.gd/EtsNSW Go the office page for your area there,... --- Good page. Weather prediction link They used to have a national page like that with current temps. Can't find it anymore. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (/LXUT) 274
There is a live-action Masters of the Universe movie coming out. It doesn't seem like Krull
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR) 275
I worked with a buddy on a side job as teens cleaning carpets and such, fire cleanups, too. We drove together, in my VW Bus. On a zero degree morning, the 6V Battery was dead and the gas lines froze up. Needing to get to work, we got on his only vehicle at the time a BSA Lightning 500. About 20 miles in zero degree cold was about all I could stand. There were patches of ice/snow, too. This was Rockland County NY, 1977.
Posted by: Nearly Froze at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2) 276
Starmer is a shameful pussy. Dude, at least stand up for your demented, stupid priorities.
Managed Decline, baby! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (+HNx/) 277
They used to have a national page like that with current temps. Can't find it anymore.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (/LXUT) Tetch under 70 here. Had a brief rain shower, and now it is spitting rain again. There was rain forecast, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 09:34 PM (8zz6B) 278
They sell RC alligator heads now for the jokers among us.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2026 09:34 PM (3ImbR) 279
One of the nice things about living in the neighborhood that we do is that we are so close to all of the hospitals that we are part of the "medical grid", so we don't lose power during freezes.
Now in the summer, if the tree branches hit the power lines just right, the big (old) fuses will blow, and the power goes out until the power company can find one that works in a 100+ year old neighborhood. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:36 PM (SRRAx) 280
More buffaloes staring down lions, please. (If only Medicaid investigators took that attitude with Somalian fraudsters.) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:36 PM (erZBp) 281
Forecast area for Midland, TX is larger than some states.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:37 PM (/LXUT) 282
Current temp in Rowley, AB is 4 degrees F. Snow showers.
Posted by: Great White North at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (oftw2) 283
The stuff about the Chagos deal is really funny. A lot of us have been howling about it in X, but no one in the admin was paying attention. (!?!!!?!)
So Mike Johnson was in the UK, and Nigel Farage jumped him about it. So Johnson got in touch with the White House, and they said “”no, this is what Starmer told us is going on.” So Farage pointed out in detail why all the “assurances” made privately by Starmer were lies, and why all the critics were right. Well that got to Trump, and led to him publicly calling Starmer “an incredibly stupid man” and vowing to do whatever he could to kill the deal. Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (IUuBi) 284
Thanks. You know, I worry. Nice to know it wasn't warranted.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 09:31 PM (6Bc8 I will send her a text in the morning and check on her. We all worry about each other, makes this community great. Well except that one guy. Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 09:40 PM (Wmg4n) 285
I worked with a buddy on a side job as teens cleaning carpets and such, fire cleanups, too. We drove together, in my VW Bus. On a zero degree morning, the 6V Battery was dead and the gas lines froze up. Needing to get to work, we got on his only vehicle at the time a BSA Lightning 500. About 20 miles in zero degree cold was about all I could stand. There were patches of ice/snow, too. This was Rockland County NY, 1977.
Posted by: Nearly Froze at January 23, 2026 09:33 PM (oftw2) I would have rather gotten fired. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 09:41 PM (snZF9) 286
271 This action by the judges allowing the arrested to go free...
Posted by: Tom Servo --- Bondi, it's time to arrest some judges. Pam, think. Get your people, find some outside brains and discover a charge and arrest them. Make them uncomfortable. Let them know that you will continue to make them more and more uncomfortable. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (/LXUT) 287
Our states do not put a lot of money into equipment to deal with bad winters because we get so few of them. . . .
Posted by: Case My entire county has only 6 trucks that can be fitted with snowplows and that is for over 1,000 miles of roads. Most of them are narrow and full of curves up and down mountain sides. They ice quickly and are treacherous with any amount of snow or ice. With any amt of snow or ice at all, they close the schools county wide. To be fair though, last year we had more school closure days on account of bear sightings than that of snow days. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (cYBz/) Posted by: That One Guy at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (oftw2) 289
288 Well except that one guy.
Posted by: Piper Don't accuse me of nothin', cuz I will do it! Posted by: That One Guy at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (oftw2) ---------- Step aside, cowboy. Posted by: That Other Guy at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (+HNx/) 290
Bondi, it's time to arrest some judges.
Pam, think. Get your people, find some outside brains and discover a charge and arrest them. Make them uncomfortable. Let them know that you will continue to make them more and more uncomfortable. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:43 PM (/LXUT) Its long past due for shit like that. They don't even follow the law anymore. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (snZF9) 291
>> Forecast area for Midland, TX is larger than some states.
Note how they overlap and split states all over the place, but they don't split counties. Hence, they call themselves "County warning areas" sometimes. Each region is a group of counties, and may include several states. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (w6EFb) 292
283 The stuff about the Chagos deal is really funny. A lot of us have been howling about it in X, but no one in the admin was paying attention. (!?!!!?!)
So Mike Johnson was in the UK, and Nigel Farage jumped him about it. So Johnson got in touch with the White House, and they said “”no, this is what Starmer told us is going on.” So Farage pointed out in detail why all the “assurances” made privately by Starmer were lies, and why all the critics were right. Well that got to Trump, and led to him publicly calling Starmer “an incredibly stupid man” and vowing to do whatever he could to kill the deal. Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead. Posted by: Tom Servo --- Bondi, could take a lesson. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: DEATH TO SCOGG! at January 23, 2026 09:44 PM (255a9) 294
We aren’t living in the Optimus timeline, but we must be livin’ right.
I’ve been waiting for a long, LONG time to see this. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:47 PM (uMKV8) 295
I didn't know about Amelia until she was memed, and I didn't get it. Does anyone know where the original Amelia is? Should be a kick. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:47 PM (erZBp) 296
My littlest cat was patting at the cursor on my screen, so I have given up and put up a split screen so she can watch Cat TV - this one is mice bopping in and out of holes in a terrarium.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:48 PM (rbvCR) 297
Which reminds me, we have room for a couple of weather-prepared pet on the Pet Thread tomorrow.
Posted by: KT at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (7vIsy) 298
Chilly here, about 30F which is normal for this time of year. Twenties overnight, thirties during the day, no precipitation (for now) and no snow on the ground. Thankful for that, for sure.
Stay warm, Horde! I'm making lots of virtual hot snacks and beverages for tonight's ONT! Got the fireplaces stoked already... Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 09:49 PM (viF8m) 300
Houses way down yonder in the Southland aren’t insulated nearly as well as up North. Plumbing freezes up without some precautions.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (uMKV8) 301
I didn't know about Amelia until she was memed, and I didn't get it. Does anyone know where the original Amelia is? Should be a kick.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia The UK gov put out a 'anit-extremist' video game to stop kids from becoming 'extremists,' you know patriots who realize the country is going to shit. The Amelia character is supposed to be the one tempting the player into become an 'extremist'. Hence, everyone using to mash it in the UK gov's gob. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (mlg/3) 302
Tesla Optimus, now he says it will be late '27, coming. If I fucking live that long. It was the same deal with the truck.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZxPkt) 304
Blonde Morticia. Check my link at 113
Amelia sans merci It runs down the history of the meme and the UK Game that spawned it Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 09:50 PM (rbvCR) 305
Houses way down yonder in the Southland aren’t insulated nearly as well as up North. Plumbing freezes up without some precautions.
Posted by: Common Tater You got to crack that tap. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ) 306
will be late '27, coming. If I fucking live that long. "
2027? If I make that, it won't be luck....OK, maybe bad luck. Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR) 307
All the guilty consciences. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (Wmg4n) 308
Hell I forgot my gloves or didn’t think I would need them when I rode my HD 1200 to work 28 miles away in 39-40 degree temps. I thought I would get frost bite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (XuXeR) 310
You got to crack that tap.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 09:51 PM (/lPRQ) That's one way pf putting it. Posted by: The Paolo at January 23, 2026 09:54 PM (8zz6B) 311
>Starmer said he didn’t care what Trump said, he was going ahead with the deal. 24 hours later the deal was dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 09:38 PM (IUuBi) Starmer's a fag and his shit is all retarded. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 09:54 PM (GTqXr) 312
226 Anybody heard from Ben Had? She might be in the ice now.
She lives south of us - no ice yet. Temps won't be below freezing for a few hours yet. It's not going to be as bad as they were saying a couple of days ago. The temps are going to be bitterly cold (for us), but not as much precipitation as originally forecast. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 09:56 PM (SRRAx) 313
Check my link at 113 Amelia sans merci It runs down the history of the meme and the UK Game that spawned it Posted by: Kindltot =========== Thanks! Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 23, 2026 09:57 PM (erZBp) 314
don't tap that crack
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2026 09:58 PM (ZxPkt) 315
Hell I forgot my gloves or didn’t think I would need them when I rode my HD 1200 to work 28 miles away in 39-40 degree temps. I thought I would get frost bite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 09:53 PM (KDPiq) At sturgis one year we rode out of deadwood at night. It was 38 degrees. It was 90 during the day, but I had heavier clothes packed. Still, it wasn't enough. We had to go 40 miles. Never again. It drops below 60 the bikes stays in the garage. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9) 316
197 >183 Just saw forecast of 1" ice accumulation in part of Mississippi.
Posted by: publius iirc, anything over a half inch will result in catastrophic impacts. Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/) Just looked at the forecast here. 12+" of snow and almost half inch of ice. Just texted my neighbor that he and his littles have a warm place if things get dicey. Hopefully NWS is wrong. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 08:50 PM (GTqXr) ........................... Parents and grandparents in MS always dreaded an Ice Storm (which is different than an ICE Storm that we all hope for nationwide). Trees fall down on power lines, no one can drive on ice, and it is a mess. My very elderly mother's house now has a generator, as does my brother. So I guess they will be ok if trees fall all around on the farm. I just want some snow, y'all. Please go out and blow it West. Some of us need it. You can keep the ice as I have never seen an ice storm here. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (WONhk) 317
I have pex piping . Supposedly it has some expansion give in case of freezing but I fast drip all my faucets anyway.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:01 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: mindful webworker blows the whistle at January 23, 2026 10:01 PM (OJSFI) 319
Apropos of nothing, the X algorithm has apparently decided that I am fascinated by videos of women removing their bras or panties without removing their shirts or skirts.
Oh, wait: I am fascinated by that. Always have been. It's just surprising that there are so many of these videos. Is it a current trend or something? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2026 10:02 PM (IG3/x) 320
Gold 4985.10
Silver 103.08 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (/LXUT) 321
sometimes the fittings will break instead of the pex, so it is good to keep the tap dripping.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (rbvCR) 322
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 10:00 PM (snZF9)
I definitely learned my lesson. The bike had been in storage for the winter and I was anxious to ride again. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 10:03 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2026 10:08 PM (+mUZM) 324
We're supposed to be getting a foot of snow. I find it hard to believe, but the radar looks convincing. What kills me is that nowhere in the hour by hour forecast does it say 100 percent chance of snow. It's a range of 35-95%, over 36 hours, and yet they say it'll add up to a foot.
No worries, I've got 10 cases of diet redbull, 5 cases of Dos Equis Amber for Thor, and plenty of meat. I dont mind losing power in the Winter, because you can still keep food cold, and there are any number of ways to keep warm. 😁 My only complaint is having to keep water dripping, and that's just because I worry about the well going dry. Losing power in the Summer is far worse. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 10:16 PM (Ezs10) The Week In WokeTrans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews." She later "apologized," claiming it was an accident. But then when a Hamas-linked account wrote that the Jews left that antisemitic "Free America from Jews" comment themselves, Miss Rachel affirmed that comment, writing "ooooooohhh." Like, "oooooooohhh, nice catch, you caught those tricky Jews!" She's very apologetic, though. These are all just little accidents.
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![]() Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet is now posing as rootin'-tootin' rightwing patriot, saying that she "owns firearms" and that she's driven a farm vehicle at some point. She is a farm vehicle. I don't really know what that means but she is very heavy. Died Suddenly"Hello, I am a biological woman and if you can't accept that you're delusional." Inez Stepman responding to "Conserving Conservatism" Bill Kristol's claim that he has known many men who successfully transformed into women: Inez StepmanBTW I do believe that Bill Kristol has frequent interactions with men in dresses. AWFL mother scares her three and five year old shitless by telling them fake stories about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians. Virginia Democrat: Republicans will bring back slavery unless we redistrict and gerrymander the state to eliminate all Republican congressmen. This Person Place or Thing has a dream: He wants to be the first tranny to receive a womb transplant, so that he can then have an embryo implanted, and then abort it. I have no idea why the public has turned on these nasty psychotics. None at all.
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Friends of my daughter were bringing up their little girl on "Miss Rachel".
I knew there was something disquieting about her from the get go. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (krQz2) 2
The children, they are broken beyond repair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (abIsI) 3
Reporter: “Say something bad about America.”
Amanda Anisimova: “Nope.” 🇺🇸 --- She's just going to be charged with murder by inducing fatal apoplexy. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (krQz2) 4
Anti-ICE, Tranny-Loving, “White-Owned” Minnesota Toy Store Complains About Getting Audited by Feds
https://tinyurl.com/5fhz56jv Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (abIsI) 5
Happy weekend, everyone!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (JEizI) 6
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. What the fuck?! Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (jc0TO) 7
I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.
Posted by: Ace at 06:29 PM Sandbags. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 06:36 PM (jc0TO) 8
Variety ran a " " " story " " " consisting of five liberals whining that Bari Weiss doesn't acknowledge that they, her inferiors, should treat them as her superiors.
--- When you are in power, we ask you for mercy. Because it is in accordance with your principles. When we are in power, we show you no mercy, because that is in accordance with our principles. (This has been said about Muslims, but it applies equally well to progs.) Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:36 PM (krQz2) 9
I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.
Posted by: Ace >> sandbags Navy anchor inspectors. Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (abIsI) 10
She is a farm vehicle. I don't really know what that means but she is very heavy.
________ Jasmine ain' that heavy. She nuthin next to that Welsh Whale. Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (s0JqF) 11
"about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians."
Do these dorks realize that if ICE wanted to take people randomly, they could? At much, much higher numbers than now? If they were as gun happy as portrayed, most of these dumbasses would be dead already? Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (L6dcX) 12
--- Telltale signs of uncontrollable envy. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (krQz2) 13
We have gone totally off the fucking rails with this shit. Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (TbWk/) 14
"Not only that, these officers were treated with contempt completely outside ethical bounds for medical personnel."
Well, in our defense, we treat all our patients with contempt. Posted by: Cobble Hill Emergency Room at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (L6dcX) 15
Something good happened today in my family sphere.
Our grandson, a high school freshman, texted me to say, and I'll paraphrase, that his woke civics teacher makes the class listen to NPR every day, and she says it is straight up news, no bias whatsoever. He asked for my thoughts on this. I said she lives in a bubble. I told him that he should request gansta rap instead, because it's real, and not fake. And to say that the sonorous tones of the NPR readers put him to sleep. Posted by: M. Gaga at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (KiBMU) 16
>>>I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit.
Amanda Anisimova is a guy? Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (8mulE) 17
Khodahafez
https://youtu.be/f1fAw3T389s This music is being played at Iranian funerals in defiance of the regime. It is quite beautiful. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (kvcnI) 18
Have a cardiologist casually state I should be tested for covid and with the same breath chatted up the benefits of redemsevir the iv kidney killer. I stared at him for 5 seconds and said it's just the flu. Yeah beware of any doctor.
Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (ehY6c) 19
one mid-level know it all [came] into my office to tell me everyone hated me, I was steering the ship into oblivion. She told me everyone knew I was doing a terrible job.
Hell is other people ... Posted by: Jean Paul . . . at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (3ZUWJ) 20
I have noticed that leftists treat people of color that disagree with them far, far worse than anyone else. Racial slurs, really nasty shit. And the further left they are, the worse it gets?
Antifa is just vile with racial slurs. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (L6dcX) 21
Inez Stepman responding to "Conserving Conservatism" Bill Kristol's claim that he has known many men who successfully transformed into women:
--- Yeah...that's not "a conservative". He may have started out "more conservative than Trump"--because it wasn't really that hard to do. But at some point he transitioned. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (krQz2) 22
Rep. Omar forgot to blame the extremely cold weather in MN on Global Warming. Maybe her fellow Leftist Lunatics will have her executed.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (ovdkm) Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (kvcnI) 24
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. The hospital reportedly ignored red flags for years, overlooking concerns and reports because he generated over 18 million dollars in revenue for the hospital. I'm going to call Bullshit on this. Removing the entire uterus means that previously child bearing, menstruating women no longer are. That is a bit more of a red flag. Also, did he do this in the dark without any other people in the OR? Was everyone silent as he is performing a hysterectomy? For years? Also, the article lacks names, like the name of the perp and the name of the hospital. This is just outrage pr0n for cheap engagement. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (a4flb) 25
Trans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews."
== Shame on you , ace. She was just criticizing Israel. Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (g47mK) 26
Are there any "social influencers" for leaving people the fuck alone?
You know, mind your own damn business and leave the children alone. Posted by: MYODB at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (R/m4+) 27
It hasn't been this cold here since last winter.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (Q+gd/) 28
Ace, don't you know that Hamas is a Jew psyop?
In fact, if youn check, all of islam is a jew psyop, going back 1,500 years. My good friend Tucker told me so. Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (se8lQ) 29
**gee, I sure hope ace saw my link to the OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE account on the previous threads...I really do...
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK) 30
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) 31
AWFL mother scares her three and five year old shitless by telling them fake stories about ICE "just trying to take all the immigrants" and shooting random lesbians.
--- Now, incoherent or inconsistent, sure. But no lesbian is just random. Although it may appear at first as if they have a big sentence table in their head and they are rolling to get a result. True random does not exist. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:47 PM (krQz2) 32
> This Person Place or Thing has a dream: He wants to be the first tranny to receive a womb transplant, so that he can then have an embryo implanted, and then abort it.
In 2005, South Park had an episode where Mr Garrsion became a tranny. He didn't get his period. He assumed that meant he was pregnant. An abortion doctor had to explain he couldn't get pregnant. Mr Garrison then lamented he'd never know what it would feel like to have a baby growing inside him then scramble its brains and vacuum it out. youtube.com/shorts/i97Ry3bH_yA It's like these people saw South Park and took one of its more loathsome characters as a role model. Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (Yp6az) 33
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure ----------------- From the not provided link: "grok, is this true?" "Yes, this is based on the real case of Dr. Javaid Perwaiz, a Virginia OB-GYN convicted in 2021 of healthcare fraud for unnecessary hysterectomies and sterilizations without consent, sentenced to 59 years. The hospital was indicted in 2025 for ignoring red flags amid $18.5M in revenue, and 510 women sued in 2026. Details vary, but core facts hold." Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (hKadN) 34
Let's be very clear about something -- when doctors and nurses and medical staff begin to refuse critical care over perceived political differences, we will have reached a breaking point in this country.
That horse left the barn back during the C19 hysteria when doctors and nurses refused to treat people who were not vaxxed. No vaxx? Pulled off the organ recipient list. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:50 PM (a4flb) 35
I have always thought Kristol was ghey or swung both ways.
That woman indoctrinating her 5 and 3yr olds ticks me off. People like her are the reason my grandchildren are in a private Catholic school. Our 7yr old grandson does not note skin color. After her Christmas play our first girl (age 4yrs) took us to her classroom. She'd done a picture of herself (she's very blonde and has blue eyes). She had yellow yarn for her hair but had wildly colored her skin brown. We don't know why, but snickered to ourselves. It might be because a kid at her table, who is Indian, did. Who knows as she's insane on any given day. To scare your children or take them to vigils and protests is unforgivable. They are too young! What a nutcase this liberal banshee is. Children should be protected from fear. I would bet $1k those kids think the ICE police are snowmen. Or large icicles with feet. INSANE! I was 6yrs old during the Bay of Pigs. I had no idea how serious it was til I was an adult. While we had bomb drills at school I thought everyone did, like fire drills. No fear, thanks to being raised right. So these wackos are raising another generation of wacko liberals. Nervous ones! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:50 PM (WONhk) 36
Muss Rachels husband apparently had a Jewish great grandmother. The means her children are part Jewish. Will she throw them under the bus?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (e4I2N) 37
Is Miss Rachel gay? She seems gay.
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) 38
Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet is now posing as rootin'-tootin' rightwing patriot, saying that she "owns firearms" and that she's driven a farm vehicle at some point.
I believe she may have been towed in a farm vehicle at some point - a hog trailer, for example - but I doubt she ever drove one. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (2L+MU) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (dK+Kv) 40
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:44 PM (a4flb) You would be wrong. There is this thing called, "The Internet," where all sorts of news articles can be accessed with very little effort. Try that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (n9ltV) 41
Who TF is "ms. rachel" and why should I care? Before her jew hating stuff hit the news feeds I had never heard of her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ) 42
Random lesbian.
• Just happened to be a member of "ICE watch". • Just happened to follow ICE around all day. • Just happened to mock ICE agents with her wife. • Just happened to block the road with her SUV to obstruct ICE operations. • Just happened refuse a direct order from a law enforcement operator to get out of her car. • Just happened to try flee the scene in her car, partly because her wife said "Drive, baby, Drive!" • Just happened to almost run down a federal agent she was obstructing with extreme disregard for the officer's safety Wow. The coincidences just start stacking up! Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (tWkg3) 45
My doctor is getting ready to retire. She was an army doctor and is an old fashioned doctor. She never mentioned my getting a covid shot, she never bothers me about vaccines at all. She hates prescribing meds if you really dont need it. I dont know where I'll find another doctor like her. I hate my cardiologist and my pacemaker doc. I go just to get my refills.
Posted by: Megthered at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (XABzT) 46
It should be trivial for the illegals to get their kids to clean their plate and eat all their vegetables, if you stop and think about it. “Go clean your room!”; piece of cake, barely an inconvenience. Look on the bright side here
Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (bZahh) 47
Question. Statements from Democrats from 1856 towards black people, and statements from Democrats today towards black people on the right.
Is there a difference? Can anyone tell? Except I think the Democrats in the 1800s at least knew that their slaves needed basic care to remain valuable, whereas Democrats of today would love an Auschwitz for inconvienient blacks ( and Jews, and Republicans, and white people, and, and and.... basically they want the largest genocide in world history.) Posted by: SimoHaya at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dK+Kv) 50
Is Miss Rachel gay? She seems gay.
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F) --- The thought has crossed my mind. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:54 PM (krQz2) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Cjt/F) 52
Yeah, I think we are rapidly approaching the "shoot motherfuckers in the face" stage of Civil War.
Posted by: Butch at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (98xTj) 53
That Pakastani Dr. with the unnecessary surgeries wasn't a "I hate Americans" thing. It was flat out fraud to do procedures on the hospital's behalf to create revenue. It targeted mostly medicaid recipients.
The civil suit that's starting now should be interesting, because there are over 600 plaintiffs, with demands of $10 Million each. The hospital is the primary defendant (Chesapeake Regional Medical Center) and is owned by the Community. It's a public "non-profit" center. Which means, any verdict gets passed onto the Virginia taxpayer. Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske) 54
These retarded "influencers" are intellectually empty, but they do have a crucial skill: Social positioning. They know how to keep track of what is cool, and what is not cool, and how to maintain their positon in the middle of the flock. In this way, they area like starlings in a murmuration, having an uncanny ability t always move in unison with all the other birds -- but other than that, having essentially no brain whatsoever.
Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (se8lQ) 55
From the not provided link:
"grok, is this true?" First thing AI hallucinates and will recite bullshit - you need to see the references. Grok is only as good as its sources: reddit, CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, Al Jazera, AP, NYT, WashPo, etc. Second: "He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies." That is a key thing missing from your Grok result. Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) 56
Krystol is a trans-conservative.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (krQz2) 57
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
——- People are free to be delusional, I Suppose. They can’t make me play along. That is the issue. Leftists won’t shut the fuck up, and they won’t change the subject. Now what? Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (bZahh) 58
Virginia is kind of like Red Dawn, except, instead of parachuting in, guns blazing, the commies cunningly infiltrated over many years, and then just...took over without having to fire a shot.
Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (2L+MU) 59
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. So where is this asshoe buried? Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 06:57 PM (cYBz/) 60
18 Have a cardiologist casually state I should be tested for covid and with the same breath chatted up the benefits of redemsevir the iv kidney killer. I stared at him for 5 seconds and said it's just the flu. Yeah beware of any doctor.
Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (ehY6c) Doctors are every bit as susceptible to groupthink as the rest of us, if not moreso, except they call unquestioningly toeing the line "evidence based medicine." Posted by: And they love Shiny New Things at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (TbWk/) 61
I think she means she has been driven like farm machinery
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0) 62
Spot-on, Christy!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (Cjt/F) Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:59 PM (0KSrI) 64
Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left
Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) Do your own research, and dial down the vitriol. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 06:59 PM (n9ltV) 65
Maybe Doctors are still making money pushing Covid
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0) 66
>>My doctor is getting ready to retire. She was an army doctor and is an old fashioned doctor. She never mentioned my getting a covid shot, she never bothers me about vaccines at all. She hates prescribing meds if you really dont need it. I dont know where I'll find another doctor like her. I hate my cardiologist and my pacemaker doc. I go just to get my refills.
Finding a doctor period is getting to be a nightmare. Mine retired a couple of years ago. I tried to make an appointment for a checkup with one of the other doctors in the practice and was told they aren't taking new patients. I was going to that practice for years but now I'm a "new" patient. Still looking for a new GP. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (viF8m) 67
6 A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. What the fuck?! Posted by: toby928(c) Virginia? CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists will have him released and he'll be working with the shiny new politboro in Richmond within a week. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (FmapG) 68
I like that tennis player. Awesome way to handle a douchebag.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (0GYGE) 69
52 Yeah, I think we are rapidly approaching the "shoot motherfuckers in the face" stage of Civil War. - Butch
Well, I hope we Pacos have better luck than in the last one. My people all fought on the side that came in second. Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 07:03 PM (2L+MU) 70
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. This appears to be a legit story but it broke five years ago. Posted by: Unnecessary surgery fraud is tried and true at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (TbWk/) 71
I've lived in 5 states, visited several more. Been around plenty of white people.
The number of negative racial incidents I've had in decades I could count with one hand. Since 2021, I've lost count as to how many times a white leftist has called me a coon, nigger, house nigger --- So on point about lefties. And it's because you're not a cog to empower their preference of politics. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (krQz2) 72
58 Virginia is kind of like Red Dawn, except, instead of parachuting in, guns blazing, the commies cunningly infiltrated over many years, and then just...took over without having to fire a shot.
Posted by: Paco Did someone call my name? Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ) 73
It's a public "non-profit" center. Which means, any verdict gets passed onto the Virginia taxpayer.
——- Cost shifting. Same reason I always have to groan when someone says “they should sue those bastards till they own the school/town/whatever!” The perps don’t gotta pay shit. The victims do, in most cases. Float another bond issue to pay for it, throw it on the pile with the rest of ‘em. Enjoy the property tax hike. Making the crooks in and out of government PERSONALLY and pecuniarily liable is Job 1 in this country. I’d just point out, just in case nobody noticed, the 13th Amendment did not outlaw Slavery. Don’t take my word for it, check it out. Crooked judges and politicians - on a chain gang! A boy can dream Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:04 PM (MPpTK) 74
If the medical profession has now abandoned that basic morality, and patients now have to worry about being refused treatment -- or worse -- because of political hostility from their own countrymen, then a rubicon has truly been crossed and there isn't much else to say.
==== Haha. *point and laughs* Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (8mulE) 76
First thing AI hallucinates and will recite bullshit - you need to see the references. Grok is only as good as its sources: reddit, CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, Al Jazera, AP, NYT, WashPo, etc.
Second: "He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies." That is a key thing missing from your Grok result. Being dishonest and leaving huge parts out is a usual tactic of the Left Be Better Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 06:56 PM (a4flb) He was already sentenced. Wanna take back what you said ? "A jury found Perwaiz guilty on 52 counts of health care fraud in November 2020. In May 2021, he was sentenced to 59 years in prison. Prosecutors proved his crimes happened at least between 2010 and 2019, but women came forward from decades ago claiming victimization by Perwaiz. Numerous victims testified at trial to the harm Perwaiz had caused them." Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (g47mK) 77
Are people here familiar with Griffy on YouTube?
Stark observational humor in the form of skits. Does not seem particularly woke. I don't know how the hell he has stayed on, gets away with a LOT due to melanin. Some funny shit. Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (E0p3T) 78
Internet ! It's a thing!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (g47mK) 79
Virginia is populated with Deep State
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0) 80
runner
Maybe the Penguin Liberation Front can leave a walrus head on ace's doorstep for him to post the picture of the President, in Greenland, walking with a penguin. Or is it the Antarctic Liberation Front? One of those mooks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ) 81
took over without having to fire a shot.
——— They fired a fucking shitload of shots. Nobody fired back. They still are Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (MPpTK) 82
Fat Female Webster Impersonator Jasmine Ratchet
____ NO RELATION to nurse ratchet. None whatsoever! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (4nEGa) 83
I'm going to call Bullshit on this.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure ======== Surgeon Sentenced: https://shorturl.at/lofj8 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (XeU6L) 84
Maybe the Penguin Liberation Front can leave a walrus head on ace's doorstep for him to post the picture of the President, in Greenland, walking with a penguin.
Or is it the Antarctic Liberation Front? One of those mooks. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ) Posting the pic is required of all Real American Patriots! Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (g47mK) 85
Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (TbWk/) ==== Nah it's those damn Libras. Squishes. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX) 86
I have to wonder how this liberal "mother" explains lesbians and gheys. "They are people who love women or men. Love is love?" Kids says yes, Mommy Dearest.
I did not fully understand lesbians until I was in my 20's, even though the PE major dorm monitors apparently were vs witches (my mother told me this, but didn't discuss the sex issue). I knew a gay guy (x-ray tech) in nursing school who I'd see at the gay disco bar when we all went dancing. In my bubble I did not, even then, think of the sex part. In HS we had a sissy type boy who should have been ghey as he wanted to be a cheerleader. We just thought he was a sissy. At a reunion, so I read, he turned up with a ZZ Top beard, on a motorcycle, some sort of preacher, and had about 10kids. Yes, I was a bit retarded til I met the guy from NY who explained things to me. He had me at the name, "douchebag" for someone. Which I'd never heard before and is still in the top ten of names for people I don't like. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk) 87
75 Former Chesapeake OB/GYN Sentenced to 59 Years in Prison
DOJ link from 2021 https://is.gd/iC1VPy Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 07:05 PM (8mulE) Amusingly enough it appears the Pakistani fraudster was prosecuted by an Indian US Attorney. Posted by: Poetic almost at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (TbWk/) 88
boomers are ruining the internet!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK) 89
79 Virginia is populated with Deep State
Posted by: Skip NoVA is. Unfortunately, as NoVA goes, so goes the state. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (FmapG) 90
If the medical profession has now abandoned that basic morality, and patients now have to worry about being refused treatment -- or worse -- because of political hostility from their own countrymen, then a rubicon has truly been crossed and there isn't much else to say.
That's when it becomes open pew pew warfare. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (zILP0) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m) 92
You would be wrong. There is this thing called, "The Internet," where all sorts of news articles can be accessed with very little effort.
Try that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at I did, and it told me that Elvis is still alive, that Erika Kirk put out a hit on her husband, no one has ever walked on the moon, Epstein didn't kill himself, 2020 was the most pure elections ever, J6 was worse than the 9-11 and Pearl Harbor, Israel is genociding Gazans, there were no scandals under Obama, the Affordable Health Care act you can keep your doctor, ICE agents are kidnapping American citizens, the mRNA Covid Vax is safe and effective, illegal aliens aren't receiving welfare, cross dressing men are actually women, its impossible for blacks to be racist, Islam is the religion of peace, Area 51 has alien spaceships, Americans aren't taxed enough, Sydney Sweeney doesn't have big boobs, They are keeping the 100 MPG carburetor hidden, there is a Loch Ness monster, Big Mike is a woman, the check is in the mail, I promise this won't hurt, all whites are racists, Love is Love, No one is Illegal, Socialism works, Maduro is an innocent man... You mean that internet? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (a4flb) 93
Be Better
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure -------------- ha ha. internet is tell me to "be better". I gave you the name of the Dr., *and* I showed you how easy it was to find. Took me 10 sec. Go dig deeper if you want. Otherwise just be quiet. I have been criticized by better men than you. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (hKadN) 94
boomers are ruining the internet!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK) --- Knocking everybody's lunch tidepods out of their hands! Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (krQz2) 95
Stirring, fucking right and if I could steal your lunch money I would do that too.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (0KSrI) 96
A Pakistani doctor was arrested in Virginia for performing c-sections and hysterectomies on unsuspecting American women when they were most vulnerable.
He would wait for them to be under the influence of labor medication and sterilize them after delivery of their babies. This appears to be a legit story but it broke five years ago. Posted by: Unnecessary surgery fraud is tried and true Didn't Obama use this as an example why we needed ObamaCare? / Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ) 97
Common Tater
We should pray for those Morons, like bluebell and Blug, stranded behind enemy lines. If we had a moving van, and a driver with an eye-patch, we could rescue them. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ) 98
If that Pakistani doctor did that to my wife he would be become a missing doctor.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (KDPiq) 99
Boomers have ruined our culture, economy, and our future.
Posted by: Stirring the pot a little --------------- Yup. Paving those roads, building those power plants, building those schools, farming those crops. Assholes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (XeU6L) 100
68 "I like that tennis player. Awesome way to handle a douchebag."
She's got a pretty spectacular rack too. Currently ranked No. 3. If she were to have them reduced like Simona Halep, it'd be a tragedy but she might play even better. Posted by: Alex at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (EcUen) 101
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) 102
Well, what about it.
Is Unknown Drip going to take back the "Bullshit" call? Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (zdLoL) 103
Axeman
A local donut shop made pastries in the shape of Tide-pods, with the right colored frosting. 'Cause America, thats why. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ) 104
Didn't Obama use this as an example why we needed ObamaCare?
/ Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ) --- No. That was doctors cutting diabetics' feet off for grins and money. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2) 105
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (KDPiq)
Very close to having a pretty damn good hash Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (E0p3T) 106
Haha. *point and laughs*
Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) 107
Axeman
A local donut shop made pastries in the shape of Tide-pods, with the right colored frosting. 'Cause America, thats why. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ) --- America runs on tidepods. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (SRRAx) 109
“If you don’t vote for me, you’re not really black” (Joe Biden)
Easily one of the most vile utterances in US political history. Completely ignored by white leftists natch. Everyone joked about being called “Deplorable” by Mrs. Clinton, but forget about the kicker. That fucking rancid wench said 75% of the country is irredeemable. Remember, in the Church of Leftist Democrats, there is no forgiveness. Despite their insistence on you apologizing for something you aren’t guilty of, you are fucked no matter what. Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (MPpTK) 110
Always double down on 11. Like splitting aces.
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (E0p3T) 111
Doubling down after you've been proven completely wrong is...hang on...ah, there it is: a usual tactic of the Left.
Posted by: Geez people at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (TbWk/) 112
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) --- She doesn't read cursive. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (krQz2) 113
I guess it's all my fault.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m) ==== Awareness is the first step to positive change. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX) 114
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:11 PM (2WIwB) --- She doesn't read cursive. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:13 PM (krQz2) *sips beer* Well, that explains it. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 07:14 PM (2WIwB) 115
"Miss Rachel" is a candidate for Ayatollah TV!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (g47mK) 116
106 Haha. *point and laughs*
Now everyone's a joo! Posted by: San Franpsycho Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) 117
Common Tater
We should pray for those Morons, like bluebell and Blug, stranded behind enemy lines. If we had a moving van, and a driver with an eye-patch, we could rescue them. Posted by: NaCly Dog It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (zILP0) 118
Even if it's done (the uterus transplant), one would THINK antibodies would recognize a foreign object and reject it. No matter how many estrogen hormones this weirdo was on.
Maybe he should simply work in an abortion factory to get his rocks off. Evil! Look at me! SPIT! I farht in your general direction with flames! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk) 119
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) 120
So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl) 121
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (zILP0) Thelma and Louise, right? Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (E0p3T) 122
Knocking everybody's lunch tidepods out of their hands!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM (krQz2) ===== Mmmm. Lunchpods! -idiot young people and Libras Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX) 123
Who TF is "ms. rachel" and why should I care? Before her jew hating stuff hit the news feeds I had never heard of her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (0N4FZ) No one really cares, but she will earn a Tenner in the gulag for her anti-social comments. AS SHOULD ALL CRIMINALS LIKE HER, IT IS SOCIALLY JUST! Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR) 124
119 How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) I saw a video the other day of one ICE guy saying this to the protest ninny's. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (WONhk) 125
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) ==== I've seen video in the last day or two of exactly that. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX) 126
It is an outrage that any NYPD Detective injured in the line of duty should have to worry about being treated at any hospital in the city they protect.
--- Did you hear how many Minny metro police officers quit the force to join ICE. 18, last I heard. Some people can read the tea leaves. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (krQz2) 127
I have a solution for those shocked and saddened at lineup of the Super Bowl halftime show. Would you like to know what it is ??
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK) 128
I wish WE were under a winter storm watch!
What a bleah winter we've had. Praying for snow! PLEASE! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (WONhk) 129
Just who the fu*k is Miss Rachel and why the fu*k should I care? Posted by: Diogenes Romper Room 2026 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (pkeXY) 130
119 How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) I think one of them did - saw a clip the other day, can't recall where. But it was along those lines. It should be standard protocol in my opinion but the hybristophiles and pedophilephiles would find some way to twist it. Posted by: Can't reason with evil at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Pete Buttijudge at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (4x8X3) 132
I've seen video in the last day or two of exactly that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX) Good to hear. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (KDPiq) 133
s there a difference? Can anyone tell? Except I think the Democrats in the 1800s at least knew that their slaves needed basic care to remain valuable, whereas Democrats of today would love an Auschwitz for inconvienient blacks ( and Jews, and Republicans, and white people, and, and and.... basically they want the largest genocide in world history.)
Posted by: SimoHaya at January 23, 2026 06:53 PM (/ZkOF) Pol Pot showed the way, but quailed at completing the social revolution. In the end he failed because some of his underlings were unable to control the people under them sufficiently to defeat the Vietnamese Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (rbvCR) 134
Stirring, fucking right and if I could steal your lunch money I would do that too.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:10 PM Sadly, I think if you introduced "him" to your kitchen table, you'd both be disappointed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1) 135
Friends of my daughter were bringing up their little girl on "Miss Rachel".
I knew there was something disquieting about her from the get go. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (krQz2) Is "Miss Rachel" a tranny, or just a c*nt? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (8zz6B) 136
Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) ==== Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX) 137
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:16 PM (KDPiq) --- Maybe not that aggressively, but I have seen a tape where an agent says "Do you want to know who you're protecting?" The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude. She just doesn't care. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (krQz2) 138
Unknown Drip Under Pressure, re Pakistani doctor, I think it refers to a guy who was just sentenced in the past few months in the Tidewater area.
He apparently, for years, scheduled unnecessary surgery for female patients by claiming they had tumors and other issues which they did NOT, so he could bill for things that weren't needed. He had an elaborate scam going on for years, where he even kept duplicate medical records, one set for billing, and one real. Someone found out their ultrasound did not show what he said, went to authorities, and wore a wire, and the whole thing unravelled. He made millions, and a few months ago got sentenced to 59 years. And women are still coming out to say it went on longer than they were able to prove in court. Posted by: barbarausa at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (enw9G) 139
How come ICE guys never retort with ‘ why are you protecting pedos, rapists and murderers? ‘
Posted by: Opinion fact I do. Especially if they've got pictures of kids on the facebook page. I do tell them "nice looking kid. Be a shame if something happened to them. Since you are advocating for and trying to protect child rapists and murderers". Fuck 'em. War. Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (zILP0) 140
Doubling down after you've been proven completely wrong is...hang on...ah, there it is: a usual tactic of the Left.
completely wrong? By a fucking Grok belch? Before you spike the ball in the endzone, has anyone actually produced the article - particularly the key part that says he performed hysterectomies while the women were getting a c-section? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (a4flb) 141
Doctors are every bit as susceptible to groupthink as the rest of us, if not moreso, except they call unquestioningly toeing the line "evidence based medicine."
Posted by: And they love Shiny New Things at January 23, 2026 06:58 PM (TbWk/) They also dislike losing their jobs and profession because they didn't follow "standard of care" as set out by a bureaucratic board made up of accountants and Pharma reps. Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR) 142
Trans-crazy baby-influencer "Miss Rachel" -- she makes videos "teaching" little children about how great transgenderism is -- liked an antisemitic comment demanding, "Free America from the Jews."
She later "apologized," claiming it was an accident. KILL ALL THE JEWS! Oops, sorry, I meant peace and love. Damn autocorrect. -- Miss Rachel Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (ExV1e) 143
I have a solution for those shocked and saddened at lineup of the Super Bowl halftime show. Would you like to know what it is ??
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK) What? Posted by: Smooth Brained Americans Who Love NFL Cock at January 23, 2026 07:21 PM (R/m4+) 144
He apparently, for years, scheduled unnecessary surgery for female patients by claiming they had tumors and other issues which they did NOT, so he could bill for things that weren't needed.
That is definitely not the same narrative as DeadSuddenly post put. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (a4flb) 145
Duncanthrax, any nutectomy is worth doing.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (0KSrI) 146
128 I wish WE were under a winter storm watch!
What a bleah winter we've had. Praying for snow! PLEASE! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Snow is a bit of a novelty here in Coastal NC, but I don't mind it. We're probably getting ice here this round, which is expodentially worser, especially for power outages, car crashes, old people breaking their hip, etc. Posted by: Old Man Adams at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (oftw2) 147
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:20 PM (a4flb
Now you’re just betting on Green. Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (KDPiq) 148
Anyone know how that business walkout/boycott, what ever, event panned out? I think I slept through it.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (k1gZr) 149
That is definitely not the same narrative as DeadSuddenly post put.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (a4flb) True, although he appears to be the very doctor Obama had in mind when he said that doctors would amputate your foot just cuz is gave them the giggles. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:23 PM (ExV1e) 150
Maybe not that aggressively, but I have seen a tape where an agent says "Do you want to know who you're protecting?"
The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude. She just doesn't care. Posted by: Axeman Righteous, smug, and never, ever wrong. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:23 PM (YasuL) 151
Fine. But I'm not giving up bacon or shrimp.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:12 PM (zILP0) Or scallops. Or bacon-wrapped scallops. Posted by: And miss me altogether with church on Saturday at January 23, 2026 07:15 PM (TbWk/) ==== Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Posted by: San Franpsycho ++++ Deboned chicken thigh stuff with a large shrimp and scallop wrapped with bacon and broiled to crispy perfection. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (zILP0) 153
The higher up the food chain, while they are terrible people (leftists) you don’t have to deal with them, you don’t have to “interact” with them.
The whack job at the DMV, the nurses assistant, the clerk at property tax or assessors office, there’s yer problem. Low level nazis are the worst, in my experience. Mean, petty, vile vindictive. They don’t have much control in their lives. But they can fuck around with YOU, and that becomes their part time hobby. “Oh, you forgot page 12. Come back next thursday” Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (MPpTK) 154
Ouch, the same as the congressional office storming
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (0KSrI) 155
Duncanthrax, any nutectomy is worth doing.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM (0KSrI) I'm seriously gonna think twice the next time you hand me a glass of alcohol. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (ExV1e) 156
Pol Pot is their end goal here but they seem to want to make a brief stop at becoming Mexico North. It's fascinating.
But there is enough potential energy in the libs to enable the rise of a genuine psycho who will weaponize it all. Imagine someone with the charisma and rabble rousing nous of Trump, but no moral center for anything but power. What they could accomplish with the fucked up angry mental patients in this country is unfathomable. Posted by: ... at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (E0p3T) 157
It's really hard to turn these protestors around.
Because they don't seem to believe in anything except that they are somehow "right". They have no interest in the case that they are wrong. And yet, they think you should. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (krQz2) 158
If it weren't for Ace, i would have gone to a prison that's in back of a hostel in Luxxiobutt.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (EyfuW) 159
"The protestor is told the guy has multiple counts of kiddie rape, and she says nothing, nor does she change her attitude."
Tell her he ate the neighbor's puppies. Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F) 160
Calling a black ICE officer dumb because he's ICE has got to the pinnacle of AWFL wokeness.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:25 PM (krQz2) 161
>>So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Well. Football is gay. So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) 162
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (XMwZJ) 163
I used to have a different nic, have no fear.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (0KSrI) 164
If it weren't for Ace, i would have gone to a prison that's in back of a hostel in Luxxiobutt.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 07:24 PM (EyfuW) www.youtube.com/shorts/PlTBIoj-wOk Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (iETvL) 166
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) With exceptions for theater and costume parties, it should be a capital offense. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (8zz6B) 167
Pol Pot is their end goal here but they seem to want to make a brief stop at becoming Mexico North. It's fascinating.
Remember, Pol Pot was a school teacher and a waiter before he became the loveable rascal everyone knows and loves today. Posted by: College Professors Everywhere at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (R/m4+) 168
Well. Football is gay.
So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) Just Tony Romo and Troy Aiken. ( I used to love making my Cowboy fan friends lose their mind. ) Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (KDPiq) 169
Miss Nancy (Romper Room) >>> Miss Rachel
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX) 170
Re the ICE agent and the pedo they were going to arrest...why was a child rapist even out of prison? That fuck should be in prison forever, getting ass-raped by Bubba.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XMwZJ) 171
Before you spike the ball in the endzone, has anyone actually produced the article - particularly the key part that says he performed hysterectomies while the women were getting a c-section?
---------- Doctor performed irreversible hysterectomies, improper sterilizations, and other medically unnecessary surgeries and procedures for over a decade... https://shorturl.at/BdPgb ------ Look, stop digging. How about you produce counter evidence before bleating about endzones? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XeU6L) 172
>>So, apparently, the Super Bowl halftime performer is going to be a dude wearing a dress and the theme of the Super Bowl halftime show is going to be a celebration of gay icons.
Well. Football is gay. So. Totes appropriate. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 07:26 PM (ZcsJV) Da fuq? Where's my shot at being the halftime star? Posted by: Boy George at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (wVcYX) 173
Re the ICE agent and the pedo they were going to arrest...why was a child rapist even out of prison? That fuck should be in prison forever, getting ass-raped by Bubba.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 07:29 PM (XMwZJ) Blue. State. Love is love, h8er. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (ExV1e) 174
Unknown, I looked it up because I read the initial post on it, and said "whaaat" because I live in VA.
I found a LOT of articles going back a few years on the guy just sentenced, but nothing about sterilizing after delivery. This guy would say "oh, you have endometriosis, you need a D&C" or "you have a tumor, it might be cancer" and so on. I mistook the dates, it was a few years ago, going back into the 20-teens. If it were NEW news, I think it would be out there. https://tinyurl.com/mtncvv72 Posted by: barbarausa at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (enw9G) 175
A mysterious 'Dorito-shaped' object has been spotted flying over Groom Lake (aka Area 51) at night:
https://tinyurl.com/y728r2pn Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1) 176
I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:30 PM (vFG9F) 177
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent How about taking off about an eighth of inch of an extremity with a wood rasp, heal him up for a few days, do it again, etc. until he is left with just his torso. Then the deer plug. ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 07:31 PM (/lPRQ) 178
That Pakistani doctor should get the needle/chair/rope, whatever it takes, maybe all three, just to be sure. What a disgusting depraved piece of shit.
Posted by: Angzarr Feet first through a wood chipper. Then fed to sharks Make his family watch. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (YasuL) 179
We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) With exceptions for theater and costume parties, it should be a capital offense. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:27 PM (8zz6B) --- I don't think it should be criminalized. But I said over the Christmas break that I can't put the words "I don't care if" in front of it any more. It doesn't want to stay a personal matter--no matter how much it insists that it's only a personal matter. It wants to upend society and its structure. "Why should you care about gay marriage unless you're going to marry a person of the same sex?" was a LIE. It was the android camel/bulldozer's nose under the tent. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (krQz2) 180
Miss Nancy was creepy. She could see you thru that magic mirror.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F) 181
The NFL left me a long time ago. I was a life long fan, multi generational ticket holder with friends and family on teams.
Now, Sunday is back to purely being a day of worship devoted to God and family. I’ve never been more happy or fulfilled in my life. Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) 182
Feet first through a wood chipper. Then fed to sharks
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2026 07:32 PM (YasuL) --- With frickin' lasers, of course. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (krQz2) 183
"Hello, I am a biological woman and if you can't accept that you're delusional."
--- You an ugly bitch. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (/LXUT) 184
Anybody own a table saw I could borrow for Dr Pakistani?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) 185
MarcusT, yes and a nifty 6 inch chainsaw
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:34 PM (0KSrI) 186
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 23, 2026 07:22 PM
From a better source. Assuming we can refer to NBC as better. https://tinyurl.com/8xeuvxcp Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V) 187
Nevada has Doritos
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0) 188
Anybody own a table saw I could borrow for Dr Pakistani?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:33 PM (iETvL) --- Have you given up on the planer already? Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2) 189
Sold Ben Had. I’m betting you probably have one of those files for the horses teeth. I may need that too.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (iETvL) 190
>>I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
Pretty much where I am. There's a guy in Newport who wears skirts and is generally a few ticks off center. But he's harmless and doesn't demand anyone call him Karen or make a nuisance of himself. The moment you make your issues my issues we have a problem. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m) 191
I hope the Paki doctor is sent to El Salvador for his sterilization. I don't care if he's "legal."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (WONhk) Posted by: Common Sense at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (R/m4+) 193
And we have
Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0) 194
>> Have you given up on the planer already?
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2) Oh boy. Almost forgot about that. Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (iETvL) 195
don't forget the (red) hot iron!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (Cjt/F) 196
Marcus T, I have your wishes covered.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (0KSrI) 197
"They've discovered the microplastics epidemic is a fake!"
"Release the Snomageddon Fran panic!" ❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end in May sometime. Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow at January 23, 2026 07:37 PM (OJSFI) 198
There's a bunch of little immigrant kid sob stories out there today. They all have something in common. Their parents were here illegally. One for 20 years. There ought to be a law. Oh, there is!
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vFG9F) 199
I knew I could count on you Ben Had.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (iETvL) 200
Drip is a lil cray. Wowza.
Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 07:38 PM (tWkg3) 201
>>I don't care if someone wants to claim to be a man or woman or a raccoon or whatever just don't expect me to alter my reality to suit yours.
--- But that is only a facade of the underlying urge. If you have to know about it, it's not just a passive claim. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 07:40 PM (krQz2) 202
Ms. Rachel has been an activist even as a teen growing up in Maine. She met her 'Broadway' hubby in a Unitarian church. She likes press.
The Tab, 'Omg! Ms Rachel’s net worth proves why she’s one of 2025’s most influential creators' She’s loaded Published 5 months ago. Snopes, Ms. Rachel rumor claims she sued comedian Druski over parody video. Here's what we know, April 2025. April 2025, she had a 2nd child with her husband via surrogate. AI Overview: Ms. Rachel, also known as Rachel Griffin-Accurso, has built a massive children's educational media empire with an estimated net worth frequently cited between $10 million and $50 million. Her income streams include substantial YouTube ad revenue (estimated at $10–$20 million annually), merchandise, and partnerships, with over 16 million subscribers and 12 billion views. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 07:43 PM (NFX2v) 203
179 We really need to make presenting as opposite sex a federal offense.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hKadN) Oh it doesn’t need to be a criminal offense, it can be handled much more simply. Just pay a $100 bounty to anyone who can prove that they beat the shit out of someone doing that, and also indemnify anyone who collects a bounty from any further legal action of any kind. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2026 07:45 PM (IUuBi) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:47 PM (/LXUT) 205
***I think men should be tested for estrogen and if they have too much, like this pussy, they should be drafted into a special military unit. In war, they will be projectiles.***
--- The Fodder unit. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:49 PM (/LXUT) 206
>>>❄️ Currently 14°, Feels Like -2° here in toasty NE Okla. No snow so far, but expected to start about 9pm, and end in May sometime.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the memes of tomorrow --- Looks like cold weather is moving in faster than predicted. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:52 PM (/LXUT) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 07:54 PM (/LXUT) 208
A mysterious 'Dorito-shaped' object has been spotted flying over Groom Lake (aka Area 51) at night:
I, for one, welcome our new junk food overlords. Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Fs0KI) 209
My heart goes out to the ICE agents though tiny tubby made a huge fool of herself.
I notice half the women standing around laughing at the little screamer also had masks on, and they were simply entertained by something like that getting away with that mouth. I worked with a woman exactly like her, a PhD. Born in another country; given every opportunity in the US for education and took it; gave the impression she knew all ever written about hazardous waste/emergency response YET never visited/inspected such a site on-the-job. Worthless in work, even as a fed, though excelling in meeting attendance. Somehow, she had a wonderful husband - kind but looking trapped. 🤷♀️ Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 08:08 PM (NFX2v) 210
Say something bad a bout America.
Well I think it is disgusting that democrat federal judges think they are the chief executive and commander in chief. Also that people are fighting our federal law enforcement deporting known criminals and child abuses along with the fraud that somali... NO!! I don't mean that I mea SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO MY ANSWER YOU PUSSY. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 23, 2026 09:10 PM (xvV+O) Microplastics: The Invisible Killers
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