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Surprise! Even as Fani Willis and Her Monster Box Pursued Trump on Specious RICO Charges, Biden Encouraged Her to Apply for Free Federal Graft-Money

Weird how the Biden Administration targeted its political enemies and also paid off its Soviet Secret Police using taxpayer funds.


As Georgia prosecutor pursued Trump, Biden DOJ 'invited' her to get lucrative grant, memos show

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' records, turned over to Just the News after an open records lawsuit, show her office received millions of dollars from the Biden Justice Department as she built her case against then-former President Donald Trump.


The Biden Justice Department "invited" Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis to apply for a lucrative sole-source grant in 2022 at the same time that she was pursuing an election interference investigation against Donald Trump, the eventual GOP competitor to President Joe Biden, internal correspondence obtained by Just the News reveals.


"I want to document your recognition of our progress and services provided with dynamic partners, as we complete sole source steps for our new grant award, a grant in which you invited us to apply," Willis wrote to Justice Department Senior Policy Advisor Scott Pestridge in the Office of Justice Programs in December 2022.

The district attorney was highlighting the Justice Department's 2022 Office of Justice Programs Community Based Violence Intervention and Prevention Initiative grant, from which her office ultimately received $2,000,000 to implement its programs, agency records show.


That award, which was opened in April 2022 as a competitive grant, appears to have been provided to Fulton County as the "sole source," according to the district attorney. The Justice Department defines a sole source procurement as "noncompetitive," meaning no other entity competed against Fulton for the award.

...

Both [Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.] and Willis [and her roomy, spacious 8x12 box] faced scrutiny in 2023 after their romantic relationship was exposed in court by a lawyer for one of the Trump allies charged in the Georgia case. Financial records showed that Willis hired her romantic partner to prosecute Trump and paid him more than $600,000 in legal fees while they were in a relationship.

And from Paul Sperry:


Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

NEW: Fulton County officials falsely claimed no ballots existed four (4) times in response to requests by elections watchdog, VoterGA, for copies of 2020 ballots; yet the ballots it asked for "were the same 2020 ballots that the FBI seized on Jan. 28, 2026, at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Warehouse in Fairburn, Georgia," noted VoterGA founder Garland Favorito

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Are any walls getting closer in Fulton County?

Posted by: Black JEM at February 27, 2026 03:21 PM (GZYu7)

2 Huh. Well then. Ok.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at February 27, 2026 03:22 PM (vFG9F)

3 Whenever the question comes up of "Who is paying for these latest insane leftwing stunt?" the answer is ALWAYS the US taxpayer

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

4 >>>Biden Encouraged Her to Apply for Free Federal Graft-Money

Come on, cancer!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

5 Fulton County is never not a laff riot

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (wBaIH)

6 there is no video proving that trump is innocent so he must resign

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

7 The Blade is Lord of All Firsts but he's been getting out-Firsted today

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

8 re: the same biden who didn't know where he was half the time?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)

9 Breaking News: Biden Boosts Fani

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (tj6OY)

10 He padded that azzzzz, yo!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (tj6OY)

11 Willis paid off DESPITE harassing Trump.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (7GMXG)

12 The Biden Regime was endless ass cancer for the entire nation

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (wBaIH)

13 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

NEW: Fulton County officials falsely claimed no ballots existed four (4) times in response to requests by elections watchdog, VoterGA, for copies of 2020 ballots; yet the ballots it asked for "were the same 2020 ballots that the FBI seized on Jan. 28, 2026, at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Warehouse in Fairburn, Georgia," noted VoterGA founder Garland Favorito

=======

They lied because 2020 was the cleanest election in history with not one single invalid vote in the entire country.

Racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

14 Everytime some story goes up about crooked Biden, I mentally make a correction "Someone in the Biden administration" because dementia Joe wasn't capable of all this by himself unless others worked it all out and just gave him the autopsy to sign it or whatever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (PFs9e)

15 NEW: Fulton County officials falsely claimed no ballots existed four (4) times in response to requests by elections watchdog, VoterGA, for copies of 2020 ballots; yet the ballots it asked for "were the same 2020 ballots that the FBI seized on Jan. 28, 2026, at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Warehouse in Fairburn, Georgia," noted VoterGA founder Garland Favorito

When the left claimed the 2000 election was stolen in Florida, the FL state government gave them full access to the ballots in question and after a public and detailed examination leftwing/FNM sources had to admit that by their count Bush gained a handful of votes.

In reaction to the 2020 election though the left has sought to fine, imprison, or cancel anyone that calls into question the results and hide or restrict access to the ballots.

There is no serious argument that can be made but that the difference between the two cases is the Republicans in 2000 knew there was no fraud to be found, and the Democrats in 2020 KNOW they stole the election even the ones not directly involved in the steal itself

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

16 The real question is: would you fuck Fani Willis for 600 grand?

Posted by: I would not, but YMMV at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)

17 Payment for services rendered.

I'm beginning to think sheus hopelessly corrupt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

18 Again, its always black women. Every single time, they are so corrupt its crazy. Even Luke Cage TV show had to admit that with their bad guy characters.

In the old days of split truck rims, riding beside a semi could easily kill you with a blowout.

Those things could easily kill you just changing a tire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)

19 17 Payment for services rendered.

I'm beginning to think sheus hopelessly corrupt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

======

Democrats cannot be corrupt because they are good people who only want to get power to help the little guy.

Becoming a Democrat makes one more moral.

It's science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

20 You have to love it. The wealth of the nation is the monarchs to dispense as they wish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

21 I remember when Atlanta had some class. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (pZ64F)

22 If you remove grant-making and other giveaways at the federal level, you stop having these issues.

At least the mafia had to actually provide concrete.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (nCVYJ)

23 If you remove grant-making and other giveaways at the federal level, you stop having these issues.

Indeed, that was a great deal of the point of DOGE and ending stuff like USAID. Federal funds blasting out of congress like a firehose is the source of nearly all our political and cultural woes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:29 PM (PYyV9)

24 At least the mafia had to actually provide concrete.

Sure, but it always had Jimmy Hoffa-sized lumps.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

25 "I want to document your recognition of our progress and services provided with dynamic partners, as we complete sole source steps for our new grant award, a grant in which you invited us to apply," Willis wrote.

__________

Wtf? This cumcatcher is barely literate. That's not English. That's not Legalese. That's not Ebonics. That's not some weird alien language you farting out of your asshole. That's not any language at all.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

26 No surprise!

Nathan Wade, a special prosecutor hired by Fulton County DA Fani Willis for the Georgia election interference case, visited the White House Counsel's Office in 2022, according to his own billing records The New York Times. Records indicate he met with them in May 2022 and had an interview in November 2022, sparking inquiries from Congress regarding potential coordination. Ref: House Judiciary Committee Nathan Wade, a special prosecutor hired by Fulton County DA Fani Willis for the Georgia election interference case, visited the White House Counsel's Office in 2022, according to his own billing records The New York Times. Records indicate he met with them in May 2022 and had an interview in November 2022, sparking inquiries from Congress regarding potential coordination.

Ref: US House Judiciary Committee Republicans; NY Times

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (NFX2v)

27 >>>>That award. . . appears to have been provided to Fulton County as the "sole source," . . . meaning no other entity competed against Fulton for the award.


Butt butt butt it was totes legit!


. . . too legit to quit!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (tj6OY)

28 also let's not forget colangelo (whatever) who left a high position in the biden justice dept to become asst d.a. under that slob bragg in manhattan

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (CWTWj)

29 22 If you remove grant-making and other giveaways at the federal level, you stop having these issues.

At least the mafia had to actually provide concrete.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (nCVYJ)

========

The Democrat Party has one third the cash of the Republican Party right now.

The out of power, filled with rich technocrats like Mark Cuban, and able to blame all the world's ills on the party in power has a third of the cash as the party in power.

It's...ahistorical.

Also, fed grants have been effectively strangled with DOGE killing hundreds of billions of contracts over the last year.

Also, GDP was down a full percent because government spending in Q4 2025 was down so much as a proportion of the rest of the economy.

Coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

30 21 I remember when Atlanta had some class. That was a long time ago.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (pZ64F)

You're 140 years old?

Posted by: Don't look a day over 139 at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

31 . . . too legit to quit!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (tj6OY)

You must be really happy it's Friday if you're doing Hammer

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (7GMXG)

32 Corey Hart, our national poet laureate, wrote about Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

One, two
I can't get enough
Three, four
Open up the door
Six, five
Alive is the boy in the box

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (3uBP9)

33 That's not English. That's not Legalese. That's not Ebonics.

These days she'd just have ChatGTP write it full of emdashes and Wikipedia references

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (PYyV9)

34 Wtf?...That's not English. That's not Legalese. That's not Ebonics. That's not some weird alien language you farting out of your asshole. That's not any language at all.

It's an obscure dialect of federal bureaucratese.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

35 Part of the Coup D'etat to take down Trump

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (Ia/+0)

36 There’s something wrong with sweetdick…. Fani is 99 and a half foot pole grinch territory for any sane man

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (nyLca)

37 Also, GDP was down a full percent because government spending in Q4 2025 was down so much as a proportion of the rest of the economy.

A number of people, most notably associated with the Trump admin but a bunch of us here as well, noted that one part of reining in inflation was ending these handouts. The FNM said that was false but here we are with government spending on these handouts way down and inflation back to historically normal levels...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

38 and just gave him the autopsy to sign it or whatever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (PFs9e)

Heh. "autopsy" Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (8zz6B)

39 O/T but over at Insty: Huckabee ordered embassy staff to bug out. Now.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Q0WeO)

40 >>"I want to document your recognition of our progress and services provided with dynamic partners, as we complete sole source steps for our new grant award, a grant in which you invited us to apply," Willis wrote.


Translation: Where's my money? I want documentary evidence that it's coming.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (tj6OY)

41 37 A number of people, most notably associated with the Trump admin but a bunch of us here as well, noted that one part of reining in inflation was ending these handouts. The FNM said that was false but here we are with government spending on these handouts way down and inflation back to historically normal levels...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

======

Also, deportations.

Getting rid of people has a downward pressure on prices just as much as not paying them to be here anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

42 Did Fani ever fix her dress so that it is now worn with the intended front side towards the front?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (nyLca)

43 I remember when Atlanta had some class. That was a long time ago.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (pZ64F)

Sherman was underrated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

44 >>You must be really happy it's Friday if you're doing Hammer



Day 5 of flu.
Home.
Womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:34 PM (tj6OY)

45 There’s something wrong with sweetdick…. Fani is 99 and a half foot pole grinch territory for any sane man

You know when you see some beautiful young woman with some unattractive older rich guy? Its not just women willing to lay back and think of England, or their bank accounts, while they "earn" their keep....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

46 At least the mafia had to actually provide concrete.
Posted by: GWB

You are correct. Commercial carting, restaurant waste, construction debris, dumpsters, was traditionally the province of the 5 Families in NYC. Much more efficient than the city Sanitation Dept.

Posted by: Gambino Carting Co. at February 27, 2026 03:34 PM (oftw2)

47 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (8zz6B)

Haha. I didn't even notice that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:35 PM (WFtAr)

48 fani willis like kamala is proof you can be dumb and still become a lawyer

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

49 Also, deportations.


This is another important one indeed. And you also see this reflecting in employment for heritage Americans going up under Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

50 It's an obscure dialect of federal bureaucratese.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (Riz8t)

I have a friend who can understand federalese. It's really an amazing talent. I'm pretty sure he got a lot of those obscure federal grants at one time.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (ggkmJ)

51 Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:34 PM (tj6OY

Sorry to hear that. Hope you make a full recovery soon!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (WFtAr)

52 I like Fulton Co, straight shooters and everything always on the up and up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (MGB5H)

53 I was hoping for some Red Ace Diaries narration.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (4/qhL)

54 Why do I even bother trying to do an honest day's work for my money? Man, what a chump I've been.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (8ty7h)

55 The free federal graft money was in payment of her political favor of ginning up a fake prosecution.

The entire democrat political process is fraud, and paid for with stolen money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (0U5gm)

56 Thanks, Fen!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:37 PM (tj6OY)

57 Heck yeah, we need a grant! Bookin' cabins ain't cheap, dog.

Posted by: Nathan Wade on VRBO at February 27, 2026 03:37 PM (oftw2)

58 sir humphrey knew how to speak bureaucratese, willis is more professional gibberish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:37 PM (CWTWj)

59 There’s something wrong with sweetdick…. Fani is 99 and a half foot pole grinch territory for any sane man
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (nyLca)

He was well paid for his service s.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:37 PM (8zz6B)

60 Corey Hart, in any song, boy in the box, the sunglasses one, all of them, sounds like he just downed a big jar of that old-timey alum stuff from the looneytoon cartoons.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:38 PM (3uBP9)

61 I was hoping for some Red Ace Diaries narration.

Red Ace Diaries > The Red Shoe Diaries > Ashley Biden's Diary > Joe Biden's Depends

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

62 You'd be shocked how many federal jobs are Grants (and Partnerships).
Q - What can you do to get the grant award?
A - A commercial or training on the important of your agency for union members?

Well, maybe not under PDT but definitely in prior administrations.

Timely: The U.S. Department of Labor (DOL) provides substantial grant funding—over $81 million announced in early 2026—to support employment, training, and reentry services for formerly incarcerated individuals. These initiatives focus on high-demand industries, apprenticeships, and reducing recidivism through programs like Pathway Home and RESTART.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

63 fani willis like kamala is proof you can be dumb and still become a lawyer

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

"Education" is no guarantee of intelligence, never more so than in current times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

64 “It’s not illegal if it’s tax payer funded.”


-DNC Strategy Guide, chapter 6: How to break the law and get away with it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 03:39 PM (4/qhL)

65 Timely: The U.S. Department of Labor (DOL) provides substantial grant funding—over $81 million announced in early 2026—to support employment, training, and reentry services for formerly incarcerated individuals.

One way to make sure you've got people willing to do your dirty work is to specifically hire people that have shown they are willing to do dirty work on their own...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

66 In the old days of split truck rims, riding beside a semi could easily kill you with a blowout.

Those things could easily kill you just changing a tire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Still an issue in airplane maintenance.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 27, 2026 03:40 PM (MGB5H)

67 In the old days of split truck rims, riding beside a semi could easily kill you with a blowout.

Those things could easily kill you just changing a tire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (PYyV9)

I guess that is willowed from the thread about the Wrong Way Truck. But I've actually been there, done that.

Mom was driving - trip from DFW to Colorado Springs, pre-college, in a Dodge Omni* - and fighting the wind something fierce in Oklahoma (IIRC). Semi passed us, so now she's fighting the wind AND the turbulence from the truck. And BANG! I (from the passenger seat) see something flash behind the car and go off the road. Mom is fighting to get the car pulled over.

I watched the lock ring go up and over the railroad embankment alongside the highway, jump the pasture fence on the other side, and it was still going literally out of sight. And that pasture was FLAT.

The rear driver side fender was bent and the wheel was actually broken. The tire was also shredded at that point.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 03:40 PM (nCVYJ)

68 Slow Joe's auto pen wasn't humming because their hands were clean.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 03:40 PM (YwEeS)

69 "I want to document your recognition of our progress and services provided with dynamic partners, as we complete sole source steps for our new grant award, a grant in which you invited us to apply,"

is this even english?

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (edU/H)

70 IIRC she still owes Trump multiple millions in attorney fees for malicious prosecution.


If she refuses to pay from her office budget the county is on the hook for that money and it will bankrupt the county.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (0N4FZ)

71 >>There’s something wrong with sweetdick…. Fani is 99 and a half foot pole grinch territory for any sane man

Proving once again that pussy is undefeated.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (Y1sOo)

72 70 IIRC she still owes Trump multiple millions in attorney fees for malicious prosecution.


If she refuses to pay from her office budget the county is on the hook for that money and it will bankrupt the county.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (0N4FZ)

======

Couldn't happen to a nicer county.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

73 >>> "I want to document your recognition of our progress and services provided with dynamic partners, as we complete sole source steps for our new grant award, a grant in which you invited us to apply," Willis wrote."

__________

Hope this works: https://___ur.com/a/CyrKhjq

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (cpo0V)

74 I had the first two Hart tapes though. walkmanned the hell out of them.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (3uBP9)

75 Oh and three better ways to give convicts a second chance then just throwing money at them:

1) Deport illegals that might do the same work

2) Give hard prison time to recidivists (because then it is no longer a second chance)

3) Honestly prosecute people - don't plead down an attempted murderer charge to say assault or having an unlicensed weapon so that people can believe that Joe Ex-Convict's records are honest when a prospective employee looks at them

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

76 >>> Hope this works: https://___ur.com/a/CyrKhjq
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (cpo0V)

Spoiler: it didn't.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 03:42 PM (cpo0V)

77 if you type i followed by m followed by g in all caps like IMG it sometimes works

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:43 PM (3uBP9)

78 Willowed...going to bed...

224 I've gone out to get help. After about 15 years of 24 - 7 caregiving, I know my brain shouldn't be this hyper vigilant. But when you're taking care of others, there's always a part listening.

My family doctor, last seen in 2019, prescribed me anxiety medication. I'm really not a pill guy but I want something aside from booze to get me back to normal. And there are case workers coming in now too. I've decided that I've completed a hero's journey and I'll ask and get help...

But as I have my last 7 big 6.1% beers before pills tomorrow, there's been a horrible truth I've discovered. A deep shame. But you're the horde. I can come out to you.

Here it is...

I REALLY like Star Trek: Voyager....

They wanted to make the crew feel like a family and they did that nicely. Mom, Dad and I were good. No regrets. Doesn't mean it wasn't tough.I was loved and appreciated. But now that I'm alone, I appreciate the idea of family more. Voyager captures it nicely....

Somehow I've been blessed with friends across the street. Their cats sleep here a lot. I have a 14+ dog I'm taking care of. I do carry him up some steps...

That's it...

Posted by: Stateless at February 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Sco7b)

79 Service shops, gas stations

OSHA standard 29 CFR 1910.177 governs the servicing of multi-piece and single-piece rim wheels, mandating strict safety procedures to prevent accidents from high-pressure tire explosions. Key requirements include mandatory training, the use of restraining devices (cages) during inflation, proper inspection for damage, and the use of clip-on chucks with in-line gauges.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:43 PM (NFX2v)

80 >> The Democrat Party has one third the cash of the Republican Party right now.

And yet their organizing, especially their GOTV curb stomps the GOP. They have outside orgs who are week funded doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

Their elected officials are also loyal to the party. To wit, if they needed to pass the SAVE Act, they would. No matter how that got done. We have 4 senators who deliberately vote against the party, that would be the voters, and it’s inconsequential.

Posted by: Vengeance. at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (hLZfT)

81 The Biden Justice Department "invited" Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis to apply for a lucrative sole-source grant in 2022 at the same time that she was pursuing an election interference investigation against Donald Trump, the eventual GOP competitor to President Joe Biden, internal correspondence obtained by Just the News reveals.
++++
The FedGov inviting favored allies to apply for grants?

Corruption. It's what's for dinner.
And lunch.
And breakfast.
And elevensies.
And snacks.
And munchies at the bar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (48xL/)

82 Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 03:40 PM (nCVYJ)

Mom never did get the company to admit fault, despite us giving them the truck number. Since her company did business with them, however, the boss told her to pad a few invoices. That trucking company later went bankrupt. (Wasn't us. Mom didn't charge that much - just a new fender and a new wheel and tire.)

As to the Dodge Omni....
Some chucklehead at the factory had put the wrong make and model emblems on - one each, wrong front and back. So, I always called it a Plymouth Omni/ Dodge Horizon. (Dad did get a small discount at the dealer for that one.)

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (nCVYJ)

83 they should bring walkmans back, they have that awesome very cool vintage vibe

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (/M/4v)

84 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 27, 2026 03:45 PM (omSBT)

85 welp it has happened...LULAC in Houston has cancelled cinco del mayo out of fear of, of, of

fear

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2026 03:45 PM (8uzBS)

86 Day 5 of flu.
Home.
Womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:34 PM (tj6OY)

Oh dear Lord. Guess I got that one wrong. You're just loopy from the flu. Feel better Lizzy

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:45 PM (7GMXG)

87
Stateless,

I am praying for you.

You have been dealing with a lot of difficult issues.

Keep moving forward!

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (3ek7K)

88 Fani joins OnlyFans in 3, 2, 1. Fani goes broke in 3,2,1...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (HYqoK)

89
In case anyone is wondering, Fani Willis is still the DA in Fulton County -- until Nov 2028, in fact. No Republican had even run for that office for over 50 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (5pERN)

90 You can type imgur if you just try really hard mentally

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (7GMXG)

91 80 >> The Democrat Party has one third the cash of the Republican Party right now.

And yet their organizing, especially their GOTV curb stomps the GOP. They have outside orgs who are week funded doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

Their elected officials are also loyal to the party. To wit, if they needed to pass the SAVE Act, they would. No matter how that got done. We have 4 senators who deliberately vote against the party, that would be the voters, and it’s inconsequential.

Posted by: Vengeance. at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (hLZfT)

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Can I remind people that the Republican party won in 2024 despite the SAVE act not being law? And now we have the DOJ suing blue states to clean up voter rolls, which didn't happen in 2024?

And yes, those numbers do include all related PACs. Yes, there are going to be Super PACs, but the bulk of fundraising happens with the party organs themselves.

Worst case scenario for 2026 is a slim Democrat majority in the House and the GOP losing 1 seat in the Senate.

Oh no...impeachment theater while ICE remains fully funded and appropriated through 2028 (because of the OBBB) and the DOJ keeps suing for voter rolls cleanup. What will Trump do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

92 Stateless at February 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Sco7b)

Good to see you, Stateless. People were missing you. Please take care of yourself . You're a dear person , we're a very caring son in caregiving and people value you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (oT1li)

93 Who wins in an IQ contest? Fani or Jasmine Crockett? I think the latter easily as she’s all affectation and that takes some mental skill

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:47 PM (PVeJz)

94 The district attorney was highlighting the Justice Department's 2022 Office of Justice Programs Community Based Violence Intervention and Prevention Initiative grant, from which her office ultimately received $2,000,000 to implement its programs, agency records show.
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OJPCBVIPI. Really rolls off the tongue.

This is *may* have been fraud, but that would be arguable. It is certainly corrupt AF, without question.

How much of government spending is stuff like this? Certainly billions at least, but how high could the total go? I doubt it exceeds half or three quarters of a trillion, but I have no idea.

There's a reason Trump said at his SOTU - and I don't disbelieve him - that there'd be a balanced budget if not for fraud (which, if he's using Musk's interpretation of that word, includes corruption).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:47 PM (48xL/)

95 Didn't that fat useless pig Stacey Abrams get control of billions in federal money? This shit has got to stop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 03:47 PM (8ty7h)

96 I saw Monster Box open for Moist Roast Beef in Atlanta back in 1991.

Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 03:47 PM (H4qGm)

97 Fani is 99 and a half foot pole grinch territory for any sane man

There is at least one guy here in the horde who'd still hit it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (PYyV9)

98 NEW: Fulton County officials falsely claimed no ballots existed four (4) times in response to requests by elections watchdog, VoterGA, for copies of 2020 ballots; yet the ballots it asked for "were the same 2020 ballots that the FBI seized on Jan. 28, 2026, at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Warehouse in Fairburn, Georgia," noted VoterGA founder Garland Favorito
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What possessed them to *keep* them? They said they didn't have them. Why didn't they make that be true? Why didn't they just casually remove them from the site over a couple of months and burn them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (48xL/)

99 Noted this morning by someone, the "all of government" conspiracy grand jury investigation in Judge Cannon's court has expanded.

The J6 Committee was coordinating with the Biden WH, the FBI, Jack Smith and Fanni Willis to get Trump in any way possible.

The J6 Committee was issuing subpoenas at their request to obtain evidence the rest couldn't legally request.
Then illegally and secretly sharing that with the rest of them.

And that still wasn't enough--the FBI still had to lie to get warrants to spy on Kash Patel and Susan Wiles.

An ongoing conspiracy that did not end when Biden--and the pardon he gave to the J6 Committee--left office.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (GWiMx)

100 I REALLY like Star Trek: Voyager....


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It's not bad at all! Do people have issues with it? I also have a belated appreciation for Star Trek: Enterprise.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (/M/4v)

101 Corruption. It's what's for dinner.
And lunch.
And breakfast.
And elevensies.
And snacks.
And munchies at the bar.


"What about second breakfast?"
--Robert Reich

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (PYyV9)

102 they should bring walkmans back, they have that awesome very cool vintage vibe
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (/M/4v)

Have to call them the Sony "walkerman", now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (8zz6B)

103 So we've got 4 R Senators that won't vote for SAVE.

I wonder though, let's suppose one Dem indicated they would vote for it and Thune agreed to getting it through the filibuster.

How many other R Senators would flip their vote to no if it was going to pass?

10 years ago it would be at least 20. I think we are making progress but I don't think we only have these 4 traitors right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

104 29. The Democrat Party has one third the cash of the Republican Party right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wasn't that true, too, before Biden went out and campaigned😂 and got all of that money from multi-multi-millionaires and billionaires on the East and West Coasts that Harris blew through, somehow.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (NFX2v)

105 >>and the use of clip-on chucks with in-line gauges

The very first thing I bought after we purchased our motorhome. That and a ten foot hose extension so I could park myself right up next to the rig, because in no way, shape or form was I going to be right in front of the tires when putting air in them for an upcoming trip.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Y1sOo)

106 Atlanta is a corrupt shit hole. The people of Georgia know it, hell, they will tell you. If the powers that be would start throwing some people in jail maybe they could clean it up. But, but... racist!

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Z3Kkg)

107 Fulton County corruption must be an old Chicago Richard Daley type levels…. Good grief

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (PVeJz)

108 104 29. The Democrat Party has one third the cash of the Republican Party right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wasn't that true, too, before Biden went out and campaigned😂 and got all of that money from multi-multi-millionaires and billionaires on the East and West Coasts that Harris blew through, somehow.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (NFX2v)

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Parties out of power should be magnets for money.

"Everything's wrong with the world, and it's the people in charge who are the reason."

Plus, the Democrats have a highly vaunted fundraising infrastructure that has given them money advantages in every election for a while (remember, Trump spent half as much as Hillary in 2016, HALF).

Democrats having so little cash in their party organ coffers right after fed grants got cut down massively is...noteworthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

109 "What about second breakfast?"
--Robert Reich
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (PYyV9)
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Of course!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (48xL/)

110 I REALLY like Star Trek: Voyager

Its okay. Several of the characters were really meh, and the entire premise was an exercise in violently missed opportunities. If you watched the remake of Battlestar Galactica, that's more what it should have been like: the ship gets more and more tore up with no resources to fix it, all patched up and many of its luxuries and tech so damaged as to be useless.

It would have really been set apart in its tone and story by being a genuine struggle to survive

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (PYyV9)

111 Pipe burst so bad it shut down 6 States they said

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (hKEnY)

112 @100 Enterprise was starting to get good at the end, with the founding of the Federation. The theme song always sucked

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (HYqoK)

113
Husband says things were better when the Mob ran things.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:51 PM (3ek7K)

114 The Democrats own the news media lock stock which is worth billions in campaign cash.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:51 PM (7GMXG)

115 because in no way, shape or form was I going to be right in front of the tires when putting air in them for an upcoming trip.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Y1sOo)


You still put regular air in your tires? I can see the problem right there.

I only use Argon. Its more expensive but its a NOBLE gas. Bigger atoms too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 03:51 PM (8ty7h)

116 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (PYyV9)

I'm not a guy, but I don't think she's that unattractive looking, just porky. It's her sense of entitlement and corruption that would turn me off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (oT1li)

117 The real question is: would you fuck Fani Willis for 600 grand?
Posted by: I would not, but YMMV at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)
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Canadian?

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)

118 Sherman was underrated.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)


Mr. Peabody got all the press.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

119 114 The Democrats own the news media lock stock which is worth billions in campaign cash.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:51 PM (7GMXG)

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See?

All good news is just bad news in disguise.

"Democrats have a serious cash disadvantage." "Well, they have the NYT, so who cares?"

Remember, trust in the news is at a historical low (it's very low). So, the value the media brings to the table is reduced with every passing year. That advantage is also drying up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

120 Fani Willis and Her Monster Box
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With the Gorilla Grip!

Posted by: Sweetdick Honeycum Esq at February 27, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1)

121 The real question is: would you fuck Fani Willis for 600 grand?

Can I wear a blindfold?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

122 The real question is: would you fuck Fani Willis for 600 grand?
Posted by: I would not, but YMMV at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (TbWk/)
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Canadian?


She doesn't look Canadian

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 03:53 PM (8ty7h)

123 Democrats having so little cash in their party organ coffers right after fed grants got cut down massively is...noteworthy.
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TJM, the reason Hillary was the candidate in 2016 was because she had the money to run for office. She spent her entire time as SoS bundling monies around the world. Dems have had a funding problem for some time. Show up with a bundle of money and you, too, can run for president.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:53 PM (pZ64F)

124 It's her sense of entitlement and corruption that would turn me off.

Looks only get you so far when it comes to physical attraction. When your attitude and voice barge in and kick down the door guys start looking for an escape plan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (PYyV9)

125 I am beginning to think Trump is correct and not just hyperbole in his estimation we could balance the budget if the fraud was stopped.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (n5tGW)

126 102 they should bring walkmans back, they have that awesome very cool vintage vibe
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 03:44 PM (/M/4v)

Have to call them the Sony "walkerman", now.


walkerpersonchild, h8r

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (edU/H)

127 OK, this is blatant and there has to be a Document trail on it... so... find out who approved this crap, and Prosecute.

Get them to roll over...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (mP0Kj)

128 If she refuses to pay from her office budget the county is on the hook for that money and it will bankrupt the county.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (0N4FZ)


Because rayciss-ism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (ExV1e)

129 123 Democrats having so little cash in their party organ coffers right after fed grants got cut down massively is...noteworthy.
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TJM, the reason Hillary was the candidate in 2016 was because she had the money to run for office. She spent her entire time as SoS bundling monies around the world. Dems have had a funding problem for some time. Show up with a bundle of money and you, too, can run for president.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:53 PM (pZ64F)

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She didn't show up with money. She used the existing graft system to fund the campaign.

My point is that the existing grafting system has been short-circuited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

130 What possessed them to *keep* them? They said they didn't have them. Why didn't they make that be true? Why didn't they just casually remove them from the site over a couple of months and burn them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (48xL/)

My question too.

But. People justify misdeeds in all sorts of odd ways. They may have figured destroying the ballots would actually be wrong whereas manufacturing them, someone else did and they didnt REALLY know they were fradulent. Or that Trump being evil justified the ballot shit, but destroying them was wrong. I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

131 Remember, trust in the news is at a historical low (it's very low). So, the value the media brings to the table is reduced with every passing year. That advantage is also drying up.

What I find with LIVs though is they still get FNM headlines in whatever info feeds they follow - which may just be some idiot in their regular friend discord or some leftleaning twitch streamer they follow.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

132 Hope this works: https://___ur.com/a/CyrKhjq
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 03:41 PM (cpo0V)


https://IMGur.com/a/CyrKhjq

Capitals are the key.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e)

133 Enterprise was starting to get good at the end, with the founding of the Federation. The theme song always sucked

I liked the first few years but the time war thing lost me and I didn't care for how the tech was portrayed. It was both better and worse than ours. It felt like the people writing it didn't have a very clever grasp on sci fi and how to build gear porn for the setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9)

134 Man, when you watch Corey Hart videos, he is totally making pucker lips the whole time. I mean, his voice sounds like it, it's not a surprise that's his face, but I guess I never noticed it in the videos until now. But he's totally doing 2010 era selfie chick duck face back in the 1980s!

A Visionary, A Trailblazer, An Early Pioneer, Corey Hart.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (3uBP9)

135 What possessed them to *keep* them? They said they didn't have them. Why didn't they make that be true

I'm going to guess the person who would have to sign off on doing that was NOT the same person that signed off on making the fake ballots.

And remember in early 2021 they expected that they were going to throw Trump in prison or kill him and MAGA would disappear...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

136 >>What possessed them to *keep* them?

Because they thought they'd never be caught.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (Y1sOo)

137 My point is that the existing grafting system has been short-circuited.
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Agree with this. DOGE and Trump have been working overtime to pop these pimples.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (pZ64F)

138
Does this look actionable to anyone? It looks improper and suspicious -- hell, we all know what happened -- but all I see is politics exempted as usual from laws that would get a corporation taken to court.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (5pERN)

139 112 @100 Enterprise was starting to get good at the end, with the founding of the Federation. The theme song always sucked

i was following right along until they mounted phasers on actual stukas.

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (edU/H)

140 Susan Collins, etc. -

NBC 2026 Election
Unions privately urge Chuck Schumer and Democratic leaders to stay out of Maine's Senate primary
At least three pro-Graham Platner unions are pushing Democratic leaders to stop supporting Gov. Janet Mills in the competitive Senate race. Feb. 26, 2026

But keep giving them money.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (NFX2v)

141 Looks only get you so far when it comes to physical attraction. When your attitude and voice barge in and kick down the door guys start looking for an escape plan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:54 PM (PYyV9)

Help me find my keys, and we can drive out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)

142 The real question is: would you fuck Fani Willis for 600 grand?

Can I wear a blindfold?
Posted by: 18-1
......

Better wear noseplugs too.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS)

143 113
Husband says things were better when the Mob ran things.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:51 PM (3ek7K)

Mobs had other Mobs as competition. If things got too bad, there would be a Mob war.

Out Government is too big to have competition...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (mP0Kj)

144 Speaking of LinkedIn I think we are about to hit the AI wars of AI bots handling incoming resumes for positions that are being generated by AIs created those resumes

The results should be hilarious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

145 Trump has one of the True the Vote guys on staff at the White House as one of those special Fed employees.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2026 03:58 PM (Vh9CX)

146 137 My point is that the existing grafting system has been short-circuited.
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Agree with this. DOGE and Trump have been working overtime to pop these pimples.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 03:56 PM (pZ64F)

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And, they don't have a material replacement.

USAID alone was worth 5 Hollywood's entire box office for a year. That money, $40 billion, every year, got funneled into an ecosystem that just supported Democrats as patronage. That's gone now, along with tens of billions more.

Mark Cuban can write a hundred million dollar check. But he can't write a $40 billion check.

Also, what happens to an organization that becomes so flush with cash from one source? What happens when that source suddenly goes away after more than a decade? Where are the other sources that used to fund the organization?

Well, Bill Ackman doesn't fund them anymore. Anyone else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

147 Husband says things were better when the Mob ran things.


no question

and the Philly mob was way better than when the NY mob took us over. That sucked.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

148 144 Speaking of LinkedIn I think we are about to hit the AI wars of AI bots handling incoming resumes for positions that are being generated by AIs created those resumes

The results should be hilarious.


INDEED

Posted by: COLOSSUS at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (edU/H)

149 Its okay. Several of the characters were really meh, and the entire premise was an exercise in violently missed opportunities. If you watched the remake of Battlestar Galactica, that's more what it should have been like: the ship gets more and more tore up with no resources to fix it, all patched up and many of its luxuries and tech so damaged as to be useless.

It would have really been set apart in its tone and story by being a genuine struggle to survive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (PYyV9)
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Stargate Universe had a similar plot...Heroes have to evacuate a world during an emergency and somehow find themselves on a derelict spacecraft hurtling through the universe. The first season was basically just figuring out how to fix the ship so they could live on it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ESVrU)

150 So we've got 4 R Senators that won't vote for SAVE.

I wonder though, let's suppose one Dem indicated they would vote for it and Thune agreed to getting it through the filibuster.

How many other R Senators would flip their vote to no if it was going to pass?

10 years ago it would be at least 20. I think we are making progress but I don't think we only have these 4 traitors right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)


Make them vote. Get them on the record. None of this "it won't pass so we won't tell you who's preventing it" bullshit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

151 What I find with LIVs though is they still get FNM headlines in whatever info feeds they follow - which may just be some idiot in their regular friend discord or some leftleaning twitch streamer they follow.
Posted by: 18-1
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MSN for their home page.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (XvL8K)

152 113
Husband says things were better when the Mob ran things.

Posted by: fourseasons

👍 And people more civil.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (NFX2v)

153 At least three pro-Graham Platner unions are pushing Democratic leaders to stop supporting Gov. Janet Mills in the competitive Senate race. Feb. 26, 2026

Mills is a stereotypical AWFL

Platner is an antifa street goon converted to a pol.

This should give a heat check on where the power in the party really is...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

154
Make them vote. Get them on the record. None of this "it won't pass so we won't tell you who's preventing it" bullshit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)
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Concur.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

155 What possessed them to *keep* them? They said they didn't have them. Why didn't they make that be true? Why didn't they just casually remove them from the site over a couple of months and burn them?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (48xL/)


Because the person in charge of retaining the records, was not in the same department as the folks who counted the votes.

And destroying election records IS against the law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 04:00 PM (mP0Kj)

156 132 https://IMGur.com/a/CyrKhjq

Capitals are the key.


INDEED

Posted by: COLOSSUS at February 27, 2026 04:00 PM (edU/H)

157 I also think Jasmine Crockett is attractive as well (but those eyelasses; Yuck)and dresses nicely, but I am disappointed that the daughter of a minister can be so rabidly racist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 04:01 PM (8Xy/A)

158 153 Mills is a stereotypical AWFL

Platner is an antifa street goon converted to a pol.

This should give a heat check on where the power in the party really is...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

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Mills genuinely has no chance in the primary anyway.

Democrat primary voters want Nazis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

159 The Battlestar Galactica reboot started so strong.

And then they decided to make a shitty Iraq war parallel that made no sense in terms of the story.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

160 10 years ago it would be at least 20. I think we are making progress but I don't think we only have these 4 traitors right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

Make them vote. Get them on the record. None of this "it won't pass so we won't tell you who's preventing it" bullshit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

Yup... this is a litmus test vote.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 04:01 PM (mP0Kj)

161 160 10 years ago it would be at least 20. I think we are making progress but I don't think we only have these 4 traitors right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

Make them vote. Get them on the record. None of this "it won't pass so we won't tell you who's preventing it" bullshit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

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If there are 50 traitors, they only need the votes of 4 to hide the other 46.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

162 That Paul Sperry tweet really lowers the chance it was all "incompetence" because you don't try to hide shit that hard if its just bad handling etc.

Posted by: Harun at February 27, 2026 04:03 PM (IuIym)

163 Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (3ek7K

)Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 03:46 PM (oT1li)

Thank you both.

I'm regrouping now. The dog worries me. I am carrying him up some stairs but he has tons of life in him. He's slow jumping outside and my friends' cats are fast, know the house, are welcome here and just jump into the house when I put him out,

I need to send pics...

Thank you. Tired...

Posted by: Stateless at February 27, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

164 How many other vendors are there like Anthro???

@nicksortor 7m
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump ORDERS all US government agencies to CEASE using Anthropic’s AI tools after they messed around with the Pentagon

This is a HUGE blow to the firm, which
@ElonMusk calls “Misanthropic,” as they’re anti-American and anti-human

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 27, 2026 04:03 PM (diia5)

165 So quickly checking the pols, they claim Platner is up big, but mostly with younger, far less likely to vote Dems.

But ultimately Dem voters don't usually pick their candidates. The party can give Mills the win and say "oops guess younger voters didn't show up!" so if they do let Platner win they want more antifa types in congress...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

166 Husband says things were better when the Mob ran things.

In some ways, yeah. The neighborhoods where they lived and had their social clubs were always safe and well maintained. They by accident killed people not part of their world, rarely anyone else. But they would charge businesses a tax just to exist, when we already have cops to protect them.

It was one thing back in the early 1900s when Italian communities were basically ignored by the police and had to fend for themselves. Having Don Galucci send his boys by for a collection to protect you was just like paying taxes for cops. Having him extort you for "protection" when you have cops is just doubling down for no better service.

And they highjacked everything that moved, driving prices up. They heavily encouraged gambling, which was very bad for communities. And when there was a mob war, they weren't very careful about who got in the crossfire. Technically they weren't supposed to use bombs, but outside NYC they still did. Technically they weren't supposed to sell drugs, but some of the bosses would shrug at it, as long as they got their 25%.

It was a trade off, and I dunno as it was better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (PYyV9)

167 Enterprise was starting to get good at the end, with the founding of the Federation. The theme song always sucked
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 03:50 PM (HYqoK)

yeah, they could have done better on that. it came out post 9/11, so picked up some of the darkness and themes. I think it might have been the last decent ST show. Although Strange New Worlds is tolerable. The episode with the key members stuck with Vulcan DNA was hilarious.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (/M/4v)

168 The US Senate - The world's most deliberate laziest body.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (2UnvF)

169 What possessed them to *keep* them? They said they didn't have them. Why didn't they make that be true? Why didn't they just casually remove them from the site over a couple of months and burn them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:48 PM


While they are/were willing to thumb their nose at other lesser rulings 50,000 counts of destruction of evidence may have persuaded them to go ahead and keep the ballots after they were ordered to keep them pending the current litigation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (0N4FZ)

170 165 So quickly checking the pols, they claim Platner is up big, but mostly with younger, far less likely to vote Dems.

But ultimately Dem voters don't usually pick their candidates. The party can give Mills the win and say "oops guess younger voters didn't show up!" so if they do let Platner win they want more antifa types in congress...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

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The party wants Talarico in Texas. That's why they backed him early and gave him tens of millions before Crockett entered the race after the TX GOP drew her district out.

Crockett is about to stomp him into dust.

The party establishment is having real trouble controlling its voting these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

171 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

The truth is the truth. If you don't think the media etc etc is a more than billion dollar advantage I'm sorry. Please don't shoot the messenger.

This isn't blackpilling or whatever bs is supposed to make me afraid to say something. You want a cheerleader, look elsewhere.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 04:05 PM (7GMXG)

172 If there are 50 traitors, they only need the votes of 4 to hide the other 46.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)


Sure, in a perfect world we'd hold the vote and summarily execute any Senator voting no as they voted but we have to operate in the world in which we live.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

173 Help me with my list of Democrat politicians that have been prosecuted and gone to jail for their crimes.
1.
2.
I’ve got nothing.

Posted by: High tech at February 27, 2026 04:06 PM (37cEZ)

174 Did the NY AG (Tish?) ever get spanked for her activities against Trump?

I'd expect the same treatment for Fani... if anything.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 04:06 PM (jtM2q)

175
find out who approved this crap, and Prosecute.

Get them to roll over...
Posted by: Romeo13

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Prosecute for what? I bet none of this was even illegal. btw, that's a comment on how the government exempts itself from these laws, not a defense of Fani.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 04:06 PM (5pERN)

176 The Battlestar Galactica reboot started so strong

I didn't care for it because I loved the old series. Yeah it could have been made a lot better, but the old cylons were so much cooler than the "hiding as humans" nonsense. And I liked the old ships better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)

177 171 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

The truth is the truth. If you don't think the media etc etc is a more than billion dollar advantage I'm sorry. Please don't shoot the messenger.

This isn't blackpilling or whatever bs is supposed to make me afraid to say something. You want a cheerleader, look elsewhere.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 04:05 PM (7GMXG)

=======

I didn't say it wasn't a major factor.

But acting like other sources of money don't matter because, well, ABC still exists, is silly. It's a static view of the world.

All while the media get less influential every year.

Celebrate the wins when they come, man. Look on the bright side of life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

Trump, GOP Push "Dahlia's Law" to Block Illegal Aliens from Getting Commercial (Tractor Truck) Drivers Licenses; Democrat Says That the Injuries Suffered by the Child Dahlia by the Third-World Driver Are No Big Deal

Dahlia is one of the lucky ones -- she survived her encounter with Third-World Highway Safety Protocols, albeit with serious injuries.

Many other Americans are not so lucky.

A GOP Senator answered Trump's call to pass Dahlia's law, and introduced it in the Senate.


Sen. Jim Banks is moving swiftly to carry out President Trump's call from the State of the Union, introducing the "Dalilah Law" just one day after the president urged Congress to bar states from issuing commercial driver's licenses to illegal aliens.

Trump used his nationally televised address to press lawmakers on a range of border and public safety measures. Among them was what he said should be a clear federal standard: no state should be permitted to hand out CDLs to individuals in the country unlawfully. The president tied that demand to the case of 6-year-old Dalilah Coleman, whose life was permanently altered after a 2024 crash involving a semi-truck driven by a man who had entered the United States illegally.

Banks formalized that request Wednesday.

The Indiana Republican's bill would restrict CDLs to U.S. citizens, lawful permanent residents, and certain foreign nationals holding valid work visas. It would also require that CDL tests be administered exclusively in English and mandate the revocation of commercial trucking licenses previously issued to illegal aliens or individuals granted Temporary Protected Status, regardless of whether they possess work permits.

By the way, this doesn't really raise any federalism concerns, because the federal government has always had, as it must have, exclusive power to regulate interstate commerce and travel.

If these left-wing third-world states want to issue purely intrastate CDLs, so that third-world terrorists can murder American citizens in their states alone, they can do so.

But the CDLs are granted to give the foreign savages carte blanche to drive 50-ton trucks across the country. Georgia has no say about California's standards for issuing them, and is forbidden by the Constitution from setting up border check-points -- therefore the problem demands a national response.


"Too many people have been hurt. Too many have been killed," Banks said in announcing the legislation. "Americans are paying the price because illegal drivers are being handed commercial driver's licenses like candy and put behind the wheel of 80,000-pound trucks. That stops now. The Dalilah Law makes it clear: If you are here illegally, you do not get a CDL. We need to act, and we need to act now."

According to prior reporting, the truck driver involved in the June 2024 crash had crossed the southern border in 2022 and was later released into the country's interior. He eventually obtained a CDL from the state of California, allowing him to operate a commercial semi-truck. Dalilah, who was five at the time, suffered a traumatic brain injury and was later diagnosed with cerebral palsy. A GoFundMe established to support her long-term treatment has raised nearly $150,000.

Trump argued during his address that language proficiency and legal status are basic safety requirements when operating heavy commercial vehicles. "Many, if not most, illegal aliens do not speak English and cannot read the most basic road signs as to direction, speed, danger, or location," he told lawmakers. "That's why tonight, I'm calling on Congress to pass what we will call the Dalilah Law, barring any state from granting Commercial Driver's Licenses to illegal aliens."

Democrat Val Jennings says hey, people kill each other all the time, let's let foreigners do the Murders Americans Just Won't Do.


A former congresswoman who prosecuted an impeachment of President Donald Trump dismissed the severe injuries suffered by Dalilah Coleman during a Wednesday panel discussion on CNN.

Trump called for passage of "Dalilah's Law," legislation that would prohibit states from granting commercial driver's licenses (CDLs) to illegal immigrants named after Coleman, during Tuesday's State of the Union address. Former Democratic Rep. Val Demings of Florida dismissed Coleman's injuries from a 2024 accident caused by an illegal immigrant driving a tractor-trailer on "CNN NewsNight" after bringing up the fatal shootings of Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good during "Operation Metro Surge" in Minneapolis.

"How do you not mention -- mention that two people died and that -- in that environment?" Demings, who was one of seven House Democrats who prosecuted Trump during his first impeachment, asked. "And the president was one of the most unifying speeches, the president who said, 'Look at the Democrats. Aren't they crazy?' He obviously does not understand that when he won election, he is supposed to represent all people."

"When you go through some of the moments he went through, right, he pointed to a little girl Dalilah, who was almost killed by an illegal alien, miraculously came back," New York Post reporter Lydia Moynihan responded. "She was there with her dad. When you have Democrats who won't stand and applaud her recovery, yeah, I think that's crazy."

Democrats remained seated during a moment in Trump's speech when the president asked if they could agree to put American citizens ahead of illegal immigrants.

"Sadly, people are killed in America every day, sadly, and the majority of them are killed by U.S. citizens. So whether an undocumented -- undocumented immigrant --" Demings said, with Moynihan cutting in with, "I'm saying, think about --"

"Whether it's an undocumented immigrant or a U.S. citizen who is the perpetrator, bottom line is, somebody has died or someone has been seriously injured," Demings said.

Hit the link to watch the infuriating exchange.

Democrats say this is no big deal. Dahlia, now crippled, disagrees.

And even as the left attempts to hyptnotizing the nation into repeating "There is no problem except for Republican racism," bang, a Somali-owned truck drives many-ton truck the wrong way down a one-way street and actually increases speed as other drivers wrench their steering wheels to avoid a head-on collision.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 FOIST

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)

2 BLADE BLADES HIS BLADEY WAY INTO FIRST

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

3 The inability to read doesn't explain driving against the flow of traffic. That requires a special type of cluelessness.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (FMtrg)

4 She's not a black Dahlia, so...

Posted by: Not stopping at the intersection(ality) at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

5 I hope SOMETHING is passed because every time I see a semi now I look at the driver. Very scary.

Thanks Newsome and Walz! New terror brought into our country!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (WONhk)

6 Maybe that's the way they drive in Somalia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 02:25 PM (Cqx++)

7 What an adorable little girl. That is heartbreaking and maddening what happened to her and many others. God bless and protect ICE and Kristi
Noem, Tom Homan , Trump and others, and stay strong in the fight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 02:25 PM (ix8EF)

8 Back in the Jim Crow era some southern states wouldn't let Negros drive trucks, under what were called Black Dahlia Laws.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2026 02:27 PM (Ys3Ta)

9 Time to crack a lack.

The CDL thing has to be one of the worst offenses by the commie Left. Attacking us via illegal alien truck drivers who can't drive, read or drive and read while they hurtle through highways with massive machines of possible death.

Also attacks truck drivers wages and lively hoods.

Easy vector for political points here, tons of points as it is a real preset danger that has already taken lives. So of course he Left is throwing a fit over it.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 27, 2026 02:27 PM (x8k2o)

10 Every time Walz thinks he's out of the news they pull him back in. Good.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)

11 The nation was allowed to break covid rules and riot because of a statistical outlier of an event that was portrayed as normal.

'Member?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

12 "the president urged Congress to bar states from issuing commercial driver's licenses to illegal aliens"

Aren't states already barred from this, at least in theory? The problem is that it's too easy for these illegal scumbags to get fake documents showing that they are whatever they say they are.

Deepdick Patel and Swarraharah Gopedelicky don't get their CDLs by walking into DMV saying "hey, I'm illegal, give me my CDL!" They go in with the correct -- but faked -- documents, or they just bribe whoever they have to bribe.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

13 Don't get my brother (works in a factory with my dad) started on Somali truck drivers.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a few things to say too at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (Wt5PA)

14 Driving the 50 ton death machines the wrong way down highways that Americans won't!

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (7GMXG)

15 11 The nation was allowed to break covid rules and riot because of a statistical outlier of an event that was portrayed as normal.

'Member?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

Ah yes. Dining at French Laundry.

Posted by: Or was it that other thing...? at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/)

16 12 Deepdick Patel and Swarraharah Gopedelicky don't get their CDLs by walking into DMV saying "hey, I'm illegal, give me my CDL!" They go in with the correct -- but faked -- documents, or they just bribe whoever they have to bribe.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

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The Department of Transportation has been shutting down CDL mills, I know that. Seen the headlines. Fly-by-night operations that just rubber stamp everything necessary for the training.

So, it's less bribing of DMV clerks and more a cottage industry was created to invent documents without basis in reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

17 "I made a movie about this, ya know"

-- Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

18 I don't understand how people can even operate tractor trailers without training. Do they have any kind of training or it's just " Turn on the ignition and let them loose." ? I don't even like to operate my spouse's mini van ( which is bigger than my car) without having to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (ix8EF)

19 Can we just trade Minnesota for Greenland and a 1st round pick for the 2027 draft?

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (IifOV)

20 17 "I made a movie about this, ya know"

-- Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

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Always?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

21 Maybe that somali truck driver had a learers permit.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (3uBP9)

22 Deepdick Patel and Swarraharah Gopedelicky don't get their CDLs by walking into DMV saying "hey, I'm illegal, give me my CDL!" They go in with the correct -- but faked -- documents, or they just bribe whoever they have to bribe.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

I didn't care about paperwork. I just sold them to the highest bidder.

Posted by: George Ryan at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (2H3yT)

23 off sock

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (5rh/l)

24 Seems like the freight should be on freight trains and freighters. Fewer drivers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (8PrXA)

25 19 Can we just trade Minnesota for Greenland and a 1st round pick for the 2027 draft?

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (IifOV)

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I'll take: Election monitors from the Iron Range given a bounty for every illegal vote they stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

26
Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.

No big deal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (5pERN)

27 Off-topic but interesting:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=8jk-SKi7nmY

Hegseth on Scouts and the military

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 02:32 PM (FMtrg)

28 Aren't states already barred from this, at least in theory? The problem is that it's too easy for these illegal scumbags to get fake documents showing that they are whatever they say they are.

Deepdick Patel and Swarraharah Gopedelicky don't get their CDLs by walking into DMV saying "hey, I'm illegal, give me my CDL!" They go in with the correct -- but faked -- documents, or they just bribe whoever they have to bribe.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


In many California DMVs, there is industrial scale fraud, with employees freely handing out drivers' licenses to illegal and other types of ineligible people either due to bribery and corruption, or (in some cases) ideological activism. every now and then someone will get caught and make the local news, but none off it ever makes the national news. Overall, combined, the CA DMV fraud makes it nearly effortless for any illegal to get a drivers' license here.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Ys3Ta)

29 Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.

No big deal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (5pERN)

Good! Last thing we need is another honky-ass white girl spouting her white privilege all over the place

Posted by: Val "Lost my gun" Demings at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (TbWk/)

30 Twice as smart as a Somalian.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (8PrXA)

31 28 In many California DMVs, there is industrial scale fraud, with employees freely handing out drivers' licenses to illegal and other types of ineligible people either due to bribery and corruption, or (in some cases) ideological activism. every now and then someone will get caught and make the local news, but none off it ever makes the national news. Overall, combined, the CA DMV fraud makes it nearly effortless for any illegal to get a drivers' license here.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Ys3Ta)

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But certainly they won't vote, will they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

32 But who will be delivering to the Kwikie Mart?

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (JiVO9)

33 Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.

No big deal.


Given that this exceeds the performance of the average Democrat, you can understand why they think it's no big deal.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)

34 I'll take: Election monitors from the Iron Range given a bounty for every illegal vote they stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM

I like it. Especially if those who tried to vote illegally are then caught.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (IifOV)

35 Even if that Somali trucker could not read English, it's hard to figure how he could not see all the red wrong way signs and not figure out he was on the wrong side of the four lane.

I guess after some time, he did figure it out, and crossed back over. Hopefully arrested and soon to be deported, along with thousands of others.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (vbXSk)

36 Arrows are written different in spanish. More round. Less pointy.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (ce4EC)

37 >>Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.



The REAL tragedy was the delay in many peoples Amazon Deliveries.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (1Udfd)

38 5 I hope SOMETHING is passed because every time I see a semi now I look at the driver. Very scary.

Thanks Newsome and Walz! New terror brought into our country!

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You're just a scared little racist.

Posted by: Frank at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (Te47v)

39 Impound the truck and the cargo and auction them off. Then prosecute not only the driver, but the owner of the transport company.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 02:35 PM (0U5gm)

40 2 BLADE BLADES HIS BLADEY WAY INTO FIRST
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM


To be fair, second is first loser.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:35 PM (SMdB1)

41 Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.

No big deal.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (5pERN)

Good! Last thing we need is another honky-ass white girl spouting her white privilege all over the place
Posted by: Val "Lost my gun" Demings at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (TbWk/)
_______

Dalilah looks mixed-race to me

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

42 17 "I made a movie about this, ya know"

-- Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM

Duel was a good movie. The whole nation riding with Dennis Weaver in that Red Plymouth Valiant.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:35 PM (IifOV)

43 This Dahlia’s Law makes about as much sense as the SAVE act. Too much sense therefore Dems and RINOs will oppose it of course….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 02:36 PM (xT8gx)

44 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 27, 2026 02:36 PM (1kmD3)

45 In South America, a pointy arrow is an insult. They take it as a challenge!

To obey a pointy arrow is to demean you manhood. Point them to go left, and they will be forced to go right out of honor.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:36 PM (ce4EC)

46 This is a relief that illegal acts will now be against an additional law.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:37 PM (EklFu)

47 Arrows are written different in spanish. More round. Less pointy.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (ce4EC)

Like a Somali knows Spanish road signs either.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+)

48 @40 second means you're an honorary Canadian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 02:37 PM (HYqoK)

49 Arrows are written different in spanish. More round. Less pointy.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM


We, too, weep.

Posted by: 50's Brassieres at February 27, 2026 02:37 PM (SMdB1)

50 Bon apetit Congresswoman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:37 PM (8PrXA)

51 I hope SOMETHING is passed because every time I see a semi now I look at the driver. Very scary.

It used to be you only needed to be wary of Swift trucks. Now it's all of them.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

52
3 The inability to read doesn't explain driving against the flow of traffic. That requires a special type of cluelessness.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM

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I wasn't going the wrong way, everybody else was!

Posted by: Illegal at February 27, 2026 02:39 PM (azNOR)

53 Swift trucks are the slowest trucks around here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:39 PM (8PrXA)

54 Oh, was the wrong way corrigan driver Somalian?

Never mind what I said above. they are just dumb as shit and don't know about the arrows (or the cups. Or the cup sizes.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:39 PM (ce4EC)

55 The Indiana Republican's bill would restrict CDLs to U.S. citizens

Is anyone else disturbed by the cultural insensivity? We should change the name of his state to "Guardiana".

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:39 PM (EklFu)

56
Aren't states already barred from this, at least in theory?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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Not only CDLs, but regular old DLs like you and I have. Why is the proposed law limited to CDLs anyway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:40 PM (5pERN)

57 we have a bunch of tunnels here for SEPTA to go over with not-very-tall underpasses. and signs and warnings and massive bright yellow girders showing the height limit

probably daily some truck gets stuck in there with a non-english-speaking driver

it's hilarious

never used to be a problem, and they keep adding more shiny yellow warning signs to no avail...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)

58 I think we're seeing what the Democrats policy is concerning anything to do with illegals play out in real life.

Protect them from the authorities.
Exonerate them from fault.
Give them extrajudicial rights.
Put the public on notice that this is the way it'll be.

God help us if they regain the levers of power.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 02:41 PM (jtM2q)

59 Not only CDLs, but regular old DLs like you and I have. Why is the proposed law limited to CDLs anyway?

good point!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

60 >>>"Sadly, people are killed in America every day, sadly, and the majority of them are killed by U.S. citizens. So whether an undocumented -- undocumented immigrant --" Demings said, with Moynihan cutting in with, "I'm saying, think about --"

I remember when the clarion call to action was "if it saves just one life!"

Apparently there is a difference between forcing me to take a series of shots and wear a cheap paper mask in public than preventing random vehicular manslaughter.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 02:41 PM (rbvCR)

61 There must be laws in Deep Blue states that absolve truck driving schools from liability if their students kill or injure people, damage their truck and other vehicles, damage cargo, and damage roads, bridges, dams, levees, and buildings. Laws passed after school owners paid the Danegeld at the time.

And/or, to get their license after their 'training' students must sign a waiver that absolves the school from all liability for anything a student does while driving a commercial truck for pay.

Otherwise I don't see how the 'schools' could stay in business, and the owners not go bankrupt due to successful damages liability lawsuits.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 02:41 PM (5rh/l)

62 They are supposed to navigate ahead for short underpasses. Used to be on maps. Maybe an ap now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:42 PM (8PrXA)

63 File under DoJ is not doing anything,
"Update: 30 more people were arrested in connection with the Don Lemon Minnesota church storming case.

Statement from US Attorney General Pam Bondi:

Today, DOJ unsealed an indictment charging 30 more people who took part in the attack on Cities Church in Minnesota.

At my direction, federal agents have already arrested 25 of them, with more to come throughout the day."

At least nine Other people, including former CNN host Don Lemon were previously charged with 18 USC 241, Conspiracy to Deprive Rights and 18 USC 248, Violation of the FACE Act.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)

64
It would also ... mandate the revocation of commercial trucking licenses previously issued to illegal aliens or individuals granted Temporary Protected Status, regardless of whether they possess work permits.

=================

How would we find those people?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:43 PM (5pERN)

65 Too bad every law named after a person is a bad law. I don't know where the bad part of this one is - it sounds good - but it is surely there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:43 PM (48xL/)

66 never used to be a problem, and they keep adding more shiny yellow warning signs to no avail...
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I saw something a few days ago that indicated a lot of DOT are having to put up a lot of duplicate signs hoping the idiots get the hint. What a f-ing mess that brain dead pedo created.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:43 PM (ce4EC)

67 And illegals are only the darling *right now*... remember with the Left something worse is always around the corner.

Wait until Dems make their newest sweethearts official and start instituting Sharia.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:44 PM (7GMXG)

68 Juan be nimble, Juan be quick. Juan limbo under underpass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:44 PM (8PrXA)

69 "Swift trucks are the slowest trucks around here."

Swift...

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Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:44 PM (2H3yT)

70 Otherwise I don't see how the 'schools' could stay in business, and the owners not go bankrupt due to successful damages liability lawsuits.
Posted by: Gref
==========
Fly by night LLCs that simply vanish and are reconstituted. Much the same way on these trucking firms who are often the subcontractors of other trucking firms.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

71 Messed that one op.

😒

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM (2H3yT)

72 Think about it. If nothing is stopping Democrats from openly supporting this crap, what is stopping them from openly supporting *anything*...? Don't answer that.......

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM (7GMXG)

73 Otherwise I don't see how the 'schools' could stay in business, and the owners not go bankrupt due to successful damages liability lawsuits.
Posted by: Gref


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I saw something that the Biden DOT sent a letter to states telling them to relax the requirements for schools and tests. It did not have details, but it did seem to absolve them of any responsibility since they were doing as directed by the government.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:46 PM (ce4EC)

74 Messed up the comment saying I messed up a comment.

Will the agony never end?

😒😒

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:46 PM (2H3yT)

75 74 Messed up the comment saying I messed up a comment.

Will the agony never end?

😒😒

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:46 PM (2H3yT)

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Did no one warn you of the danger, Will Robinson?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

76 The Indiana Republican's bill would restrict CDLs to U.S. citizens, lawful permanent residents, and certain foreign nationals holding valid work visas. It would also require that CDL tests be administered exclusively in English and mandate the revocation of commercial trucking licenses previously issued to illegal aliens or individuals granted Temporary Protected Status, regardless of whether they possess work permits.
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The latter is the more important piece, I suspect. CDLs already require English. The states handing out these CDLs are doing so with no due diligence or honesty whatsoever. They are already violating the law. Even setting aside the TPS issue, these are people who can't speak or read English and thus cannot legally hold a CDL anyway. Yet, they hold them - because the states issue them without a care.

As they will for TPS, too, regardless of this law. And these states won't be clawing back CDLs issued to TPS individuals, either, because of course they won't.

So what is the punishment for non-compliance? Who in the state governments go to jail, and which cashflows to the states are shut off?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (48xL/)

77 Thumb typing on a phone?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (8PrXA)

78
Driving over the I-5 "Grapevine" north of LA, one shares the highway with a lot of semis. Last time I drove through about 18 months ago, my wife insisted that I not travel alongside semi trucks, it made her too nervous. I did the best I could not to, but considered this something of an irrational phobia.

In view of recent news, I think maybe she was more right than I was.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (azNOR)

79 You all should check out Canada sometime. I live about an hour north of Toronto on the 400 Highway and it's a damned every day occurrence - wrong way, plowing into cars on shoulders, rolling the trucks off on-ramps, etc.

And EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. out of the cab and onto the pavement? The flip flops and sandals.

There have been multiple investigative pieces on the trucking companies here, especially after the Humboldt junior hockey crash. I've personally watched and listened at one of the arena parking lots where the "training" was happening - and none of it in English.

Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (H4qGm)

80 How would we find those people?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Licensing documentation is now electronic much like registration is nowaday. So the printed documents are simply used to run scans on a computer as to the validity, offenses, etc. tied to that particular license.

Weeding out illegals CDLs and trucking firms and the fake CDL schools is far easier than weeding them out of something like construction.

And it is another 80/20 issue--even blue voters don't want asshole drivers in big trucks that cannot follow the rules of the road nor have insurance.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

81 74 Messed up the comment saying I messed up a comment.

Will the agony never end?

😒😒
Posted by: Will Robinson

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No worries. We all read moron here.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (ce4EC)

82
The retirement Ram 3500 truck i got to replace one of the Chargers, can easily haul a load that forces me into the class A cdl range of weights. I have to be very cautious of which rv we get weight-wise or I'll have to upgrade to a class B cdl even though I'm not earning $ with it. It's a weight, braking, and knowledge thing about the combined total weight and how different it is to operate versus the normal everyday grocery getter vehicles.

If I have to go through that shit, just to go on an extended retirement vacation, then fook every single wetback piece of shit straight back to wog land unless they do it legal like too.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 27, 2026 02:49 PM (QVmho)

83 "Sadly, people are killed in America every day, sadly, and the majority of them are killed by U.S. citizens. So whether an undocumented -- undocumented immigrant --" Demings said, with Moynihan cutting in with, "I'm saying, think about --"

How can you make a yummy multicultural omelet without breaking some eggs? That kid's an egg!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8ty7h)

84 79 Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (H4qGm)

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*considers mentioning the Olympics*

*thinks better of mentioning the Olympics and does not mention the Olympics*

*does own part to keep thread Olympics free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

85 70 Otherwise I don't see how the 'schools' could stay in business, and the owners not go bankrupt due to successful damages liability lawsuits.
Posted by: Gref
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Fly by night LLCs that simply vanish and are reconstituted. Much the same way on these trucking firms who are often the subcontractors of other trucking firms.
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM

I also suspect the trucking schools are paying off people working for the DMV and there is widespread cheating going on.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2026 02:49 PM (K885Z)

86 The inability to read doesn't explain driving against the flow of traffic. That requires a special type of cluelessness.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!

Anyone who has taken a taxi or other type commercial ride in certain foreign countries know that obeying common sense driving rules, obeying road signs, speed limits, and one way traffic lanes are optional to many of these drivers.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2026 02:50 PM (oiNtH)

87 65 Too bad every law named after a person is a bad law. I don't know where the bad part of this one is - it sounds good - but it is surely there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:43 PM (48xL/)

Yeah, fuck that Boyle guy in particular.

Posted by: Scuba divers and such at February 27, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

88
74 Messed up the comment saying I messed up a comment.
Will the agony never end?
Posted by: Will Robinson
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No worries. We all read moron here.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

What happened to "fire at will"!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 27, 2026 02:50 PM (QVmho)

89 And it is another 80/20 issue--even blue voters don't want asshole drivers in big trucks that cannot follow the rules of the road nor have insurance.
Posted by: whig
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Reminds me of a question I had.

Are truck drivers mostly Republican voters? Was this a plan by Biden (obama) to punish them?

I think most things they do was planned to punish their opponents.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:50 PM (ce4EC)

90 The inability to read doesn't explain driving against the flow of traffic. That requires a special type of cluelessness.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (FMtrg)

Time for the Highway Patrol to station snipers on highway medians, with orders to shoot dead any wrong-way drivers. And if it's some befuddled granny? Too bad. her family failed her by not getting her DL pulled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (8zz6B)

91 This law feels like its already a law and that we need to enforce already established laws.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (QpHLI)

92 "Sadly, people are killed in America every day, sadly, and the majority of them are killed by U.S. citizens. So whether an undocumented -- undocumented immigrant --" Demings said, with Moynihan cutting in with, "I'm saying, think about --"

"Whether it's an undocumented immigrant or a U.S. citizen who is the perpetrator, bottom line is, somebody has died or someone has been seriously injured," Demings said.

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But in the latter case, it was a death or injury of *choice* - your choice.

Every single crime committed, every single injury caused and every accident caused by an illegal alien is a crime, injury or accident that our rulers who enabled them has *chosen.* They are "bonus" crimes, injuries and accidents. They would not have happened if not for bad policy. Even the accidents wouldn't have happened.

Our rulers *chose* to have these things happen. Not the specifics, but the general case. Bonus crimes, bonus injuries and bonus accidents are acceptable costs to them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (48xL/)

93
it is another 80/20 issue--even blue voters don't want asshole drivers in big trucks that cannot follow the rules of the road nor have insurance.
Posted by: whig

================

Another 80/20 issue? In that case, we can forget about passing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (5pERN)

94 91 This law feels like its already a law and that we need to enforce already established laws.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (QpHLI)

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Comment valid for almost every thread in the past 18 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

95 Fly by night LLCs that simply vanish and are reconstituted. Much the same way on these trucking firms who are often the subcontractors of other trucking firms.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?

Posted by: pookysgirl has a few things to say too at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA)

96 Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:46 PM (2H3yT)

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Did no one warn you of the danger, Will Robinson?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

He IS the danger.

Posted by: Breaking Lost in Space at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (TbWk/)

97 She's not a black Dahlia, so...
Posted by: Not stopping at the intersection(ality) at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

We seem to have some Dahlia/Dalilah confusion going on here, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (8zz6B)

98 Sort of on topic.. Husband just came back from the DMV and said if ICE were there they could have arrested 2oo illegals... it's CA so instead of that they are giving them licenses and registering them to vote

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

99 96 Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:46 PM (2H3yT)

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Did no one warn you of the danger, Will Robinson?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

He IS the danger.

Posted by: Breaking Lost in Space at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (TbWk/)

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What does he knock on, then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

100 Dalilah has been rendered nonverbal and is estimated to have the mind of an 18-month old.

But the body of a nine year old!! Mohammed meat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Kt19C)

101 "I made a movie about this, ya know"

-- Steven Spielberg

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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Always?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


E.T. The Extralegal Trucker

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (M0V4/)

102 "No Big Deal". What if it happens to their kids? What if it happens to anyone they love? These people are sick and should not hold any kind of government office.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (Z3Kkg)

103 Launch coming up.

Rocket Lab - Electron - That's Not A Knife
LC-2 - Wallops FF, Virginia - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: February 27, 2026
Launch Time: NET 4:00 p.m. EST (2100 UTC, 22:00 CET)

https://youtu.be/wPizYVXcn_s

Alternative link if needed.

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/_h2RBkuHOzI

Posted by: Joyenz at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (2F0/Y)

104 >>>Driving over the I-5 "Grapevine" north of LA, one shares the highway with a lot of semis. Last time I drove through about 18 months ago, my wife insisted that I not travel alongside semi trucks, it made her too nervous. I did the best I could not to, but considered this something of an irrational phobia.

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I always pass quickly, or allow myself to passed quickly. But that's a habit formed out of 35 years riding motorcycles. But having driven in LA a time or two, easier said than done.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (cpo0V)

105 After travelling into Baja for decades I've seen some scary shit on Mex 1. The truck drivers are expert at hauling ass around the curves and over the hills. Hairball.
Bet they don't hire Somalians.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (UjdFS)

106 Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?
Posted by: pookysgirl has a few things to say too at February 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Wt5PA)

You think they give a flying fuck in a semi truck about benefits to the customer? Ha. Hah hah hah! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Posted by: oh that's a good one at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

107 So what is the punishment for non-compliance? Who in the state governments go to jail, and which cashflows to the states are shut off?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Welp, some DMV workers that were bribed, most recently in Kentucky are going to prison because of it. And DoT has moved to shut down the diploma CDL mills in a lot of the blue states, cut off certain grants (as to the state governments themselves for highway safety), and so on.

My guess is eventually lawsuits but having shiny new laws that eliminate district court judges discretion on this bullshit is even better to support cases against those states. I think some blue state district judge ruled against suspending CDL licenses of illegals becuz of the unfairness irreparable harm clause in the Constitution. These cases have to be appealed and won.

Things are actually moving far faster than I thought would be possible in one year re deportations and vastly changing the atmosphere for illegals. Self deportations are beginning to hit school enrollments pretty hard now and multiple schools are now scaling back employees or even closing schools starting at the end this year.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)

108 "Dalilah, who was five at the time, suffered a traumatic brain injury and was later diagnosed with cerebral palsy."

Lawyers seeing the potential for 3rd party liability because someone is going to pay out one hell of a lot of money to that little girl and her family.
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PA gov/services/dmv/apply for a Pennsylvania commercial drivers license
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Changes to non-domiciled CDL product issuance
Due to new federal regulations issued by the U.S. Department of Transportation (USDOT), effective Monday, September 29, 2025 – and as directed by the USDOT – PennDOT has paused the issuance of all non-domiciled commercial driver products until further notice. This includes issuance, transfers, updates, replacements, duplicates, and renewals of both non-domiciled Commercial Learner’s Permits (CLPs) and non-domiciled Commercial Driver’s Licenses (CDLs). We apologize for the inconvenience.

You need to provide these documents: A birth certificate, Passport, or Naturalization papers. Non-U.S. birth certificates will not be accepted. You also need to provide any necessary documentation if the name on your citizenship or naturalization document(s) differs from your
current name. ...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (NFX2v)

109 Commiecrat imported, third world scum hardest hit.

Posted by: Wofus at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (CNa+A)

110 I always pass quickly, or allow myself to passed quickly. But that's a habit formed out of 35 years riding motorcycles. But having driven in LA a time or two, easier said than done.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 02:53 PM (cpo0V)
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Yup. I don't sit next to semis at speed. If I have to wait for opening to get by, I wait behind the trailer in case the trucker needs to make an emergency maneuver. Once the way is clear, I punch it and get past as quickly as I safely can. I don't want to crowd trucks and I don't want to be in the way if he has to dodge left for whatever reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (48xL/)

111 106 Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?
Posted by: pookysgirl

None but the people doing that pocket the difference plus many of the illegals involved in those sub sub sub contracting are getting govt bennies already so getting cash off the books simply makes things sweeter for them. Subsidized employment for illegals essentially.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)

112 Things are actually moving far faster than I thought would be possible in one year re deportations and vastly changing the atmosphere for illegals. Self deportations are beginning to hit school enrollments pretty hard now and multiple schools are now scaling back employees or even closing schools starting at the end this year.
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)
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Hmmm. Add in the declining birthrate, and municipal bonds could get very, very exciting (in a bad way, if you own them) over the next 5-7 years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:57 PM (48xL/)

113
which cashflows to the states are shut off?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Sean Duffy pulled $160M from California, which seems like a drop in the bucket. Gavin Newsom is suing, of course. I'm sure a Hawaiian judge will make the right decision.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:57 PM (5pERN)

114 112 Hmmm. Add in the declining birthrate, and municipal bonds could get very, very exciting (in a bad way, if you own them) over the next 5-7 years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:57 PM (48xL/)

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Just a side note:

Conservative birthrates in America have been steady since the 90s. Roughly 2.0. Not quite replacement rate, but really close to it.

Progressive birthrates in America? Down to about 1.4.

The decline in American birthrates is entirely due to progressives deciding to stop procreating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

115 Disparate Impact rules would no doubt insist illegals that can't read or drive must be given licenses at the same rate as white Americans. Otherwise ... RACIST.

I heard rumors Trump was doing away with the crazy disparate impact. Hopefully it has happened, not just talked about.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 02:58 PM (vbXSk)

116 106 Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?
Posted by: pookysgirl

None but the people doing that pocket the difference plus many of the illegals involved in those sub sub sub contracting are getting govt bennies already so getting cash off the books simply makes things sweeter for them. Subsidized employment for illegals essentially.
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (E4rtv)

And it pushes liability down from the prime contractor to its shitty subs, sub-subs, and sub-sub-subs so when you get fucked the liable party is the shitty sub sub sub with no assets to satisfy a judgment.

Posted by: They get paid, you get fucked at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

117 >>> Once the way is clear, I punch it and get past as quickly as I safely can. I don't want to crowd trucks and I don't want to be in the way if he has to dodge left for whatever reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:55 PM (48xL/)

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Yep. When teaching my kids to drive, it was then that I told my kids it was not only okay, but encouraged to sp

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (cpo0V)

118 Neither read, write, speak or obey traffic laws

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (Ia/+0)

119 By the way, this doesn't really raise any federalism concerns, because the federal government has always had, as it must have, exclusive power to regulate interstate commerce and travel

100% actual valid use of the interstate commerce clause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)

120 The Washington GOPe has been undermining Trump trough all his three terms. Thune, Roberts most notably. They all should be drawn and quarted in public.

Posted by: Eem at February 27, 2026 03:00 PM (t798i)

121 115 Disparate Impact rules would no doubt insist illegals that can't read or drive must be given licenses at the same rate as white Americans. Otherwise ... RACIST.

I heard rumors Trump was doing away with the crazy disparate impact. Hopefully it has happened, not just talked about.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 02:58 PM (vbXSk)

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As a matter of DOJ policy, yes, it's been cast aside, from what I understand.

But the idea is actually stemming from the SCOTUS decision in Griggs v Duke Power. That needs to get overturned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

122 >>>Yep. When teaching my kids to drive, it was then that I told my kids it was not only okay, but encouraged to speed.
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (cpo0V)

Stupid thumbs.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 03:00 PM (cpo0V)

123 Another one today: truck plowed through several cars at a red light, apparently didn't see it or the immobile cars. I figure 60% on the phone texting, 35% immigrant who speaks no english, and 5% both

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:01 PM (PYyV9)

124 It's a tax.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (8PrXA)

125 Another 80/20 issue? In that case, we can forget about passing it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Welp, by returning to regular order, it is easy to attach to funding bills going forward as Congress has already started (except for part of DHS) marking up for next FY 2027.

The tide is going out for illegals whether or not Dems want it to. It will be last in places like CA and NY where the Democrats have regularized illegals but the rest of the states are moving on and Congress will reluctantly follow.

Protecting illegals from deportation and giving them bennies is politically more like the South's Massive Resistance over Jim Crow. A losing political game to play.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

126 The Washington GOPe has been undermining Trump trough all his three terms.

McConnell's decaying corpse in a wheelchair is the one behind the push to stop SAVE from passing. He's the one. He hates Trump and relies on the fraud to weed out primary challengers to GOPe types.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (PYyV9)

127 Yep. When teaching my kids to drive, it was then that I told my kids it was not only okay, but encouraged to sp
Posted by: Turn 2 at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (cpo0V)
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I learned it from my mom, before I had my full license. Long road trip. She said, "hang back here until it's clear, then floor it."

It might be the only time my mother has *ever* said "floor it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (48xL/)

128 I can't be dangerous because I don'y have a 1.21 jiggawatt sanity prod like Dangergirl.

It would be cool if I did then I could go around tasing people.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 03:03 PM (2H3yT)

129 Last time I drove through about 18 months ago, my wife insisted that I not travel alongside semi trucks, it made her too nervous.

A friend of mine and his wife got smushed by one last year in the MacArthur Maze. Lots of hospital bills. She is extremely gun-shy about driving now. (He has endured far worse).

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 03:03 PM (EklFu)

130 Gotta catch'em all.

@Tyler2ONeil 1h
🚨BREAKING
THIRTY-NINE individuals now face charges for the invasion of Cities Church

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (diia5)

131 A Commercial Driver's License (CDL) is required to operate a "rig" (tractor-trailer) if the vehicle has a Gross Vehicle Weight Rating (GVWR) or Gross Combination Weight Rating (GCWR) of 26,001 pounds or more. For most semi-trucks, a Class A CDL is required to handle the combined weight.

What does your state require to learn to drive a rig and get a Commercial Drivers License? Do trainees complete Entry-Level Driver Training (ELDT) from a certified school before taking the skills/road test?

Look it up if you're really interested.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (NFX2v)

132
"No Big Deal". What if it happens to their kids? What if it happens to anyone they love?

Posted by: Case

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I haven't seen a one of these people come to their senses over an injured or killed loved one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (5pERN)

133 Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?
Posted by: pookysgirl


The whole point of sub sub contractors is to get around the regulations and health care mandates on larger employers, so poorly thought out legislations created them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (0U5gm)

134 130 Gotta catch'em all.

@Tyler2ONeil 1h
🚨BREAKING
THIRTY-NINE individuals now face charges for the invasion of Cities Church

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (diia5)

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"I never actually cared about this."
-people screaming that the DOJ not acting on this within 5 minutes of it happening were intentionally doing nothing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

135 ... The tide is going out for illegals whether or not Dems want it to. It will be last in places like CA and NY where the Democrats have regularized illegals but the rest of the states are moving on and Congress will reluctantly follow. ...
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)
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Time will tell on Congress. This year's election will be relevant on that front.

Because CA, NY, IL, NJ, CO, OR and WA is a big block to have to overcome. Especially because, if they look like they're holding strong, NM and possibly NV or AZ will follow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 03:05 PM (48xL/)

136
A friend of mine and his wife got smushed by one last year in the MacArthur Maze. Lots of hospital bills. She is extremely gun-shy about driving now. (He has endured far worse).
Posted by: t-bird

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Good lord, those poor people. I hope they recovered well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:05 PM (5pERN)

137 Last time I drove through about 18 months ago, my wife insisted that I not travel alongside semi trucks, it made her too nervous.

There was a time when you could rely on them as being the safest thing on the highway. Last time I was on a road trip, one of the truckers we saw was kinda all over the lane and over the line. We passed him and... he was on his phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)

138 New launch time.

Rocket Lab - Electron - That's Not A Knife
LC-2 - Wallops FF, Virginia - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: February 27, 2026
New T-Zero: 4:50 p.m. EST (2150 UTC, 22:50 CET.)

https://youtu.be/wPizYVXcn_s

Alternative link if needed.

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/_h2RBkuHOzI

Posted by: Joyenz at February 27, 2026 03:05 PM (2F0/Y)

139 As a matter of DOJ policy, yes, it's been cast aside, from what I understand.

But the idea is actually stemming from the SCOTUS decision in Griggs v Duke Power. That needs to get overturned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Strictly speaking Griggs is a statutory interpretation case of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. And Scotus, once they have interpreted a statute, do not revisit it (you get into facial versus applied so there is some wiggle room). However, disparate impact seems to work against the 14th Amendment itself by creating all sorts of issues. Just like the Louisiana redistricting case may limit Voting Rights Act applications of majority/minority districts, neither comply with the original understanding of the 14th and 15th Amendments.

Thus Constitution trumps a statute and ancillary court decisions that interpret that statute.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

140 Some asshole came barreling down the state highway on the wrong side of the road doing about 90. I saw him soon enough to get all the way off the highway.

No one was In pursuit so the why is incomprehensible

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 03:07 PM (+nEug)

141 Their argument is essentially "someone else would have crippled that little girl anyway."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 03:07 PM (RIvkX)

142 130 Gotta catch'em all.

@Tyler2ONeil 1h
🚨BREAKING
THIRTY-NINE individuals now face charges for the invasion of Cities Church
Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 27, 2026 03:04 PM (diia5)


Good!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 03:07 PM (FMtrg)

143 McConnell's decaying corpse in a wheelchair is the one behind the push to stop SAVE from passing. He's the one. He hates Trump and relies on the fraud to weed out primary challengers to GOPe types.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:02 PM (PYyV9)

Drat! Darn our luck! Always just one person with an axe to grind away from doing every single thing we keep promising to do!

We'll Get 'Em Next Time!

Swearsies!

It's All of Us But One!

Again!

Fightin For You!

Donate Today!

-The GOP

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:08 PM (7GMXG)

144 139
Strictly speaking Griggs is a statutory interpretation case of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

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This is not the most interesting correction I've had today.

I put up a little news story on my blog about Scorsese starting production on a new movie. I misattributed the name of the screenwriter as the name of the novelist on which the movie is based.

The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

145 The Washington GOPe has been undermining Trump trough all his three terms.

McConnell's decaying corpse in a wheelchair is the one behind the push to stop SAVE from passing. He's the one. He hates Trump and relies on the fraud to weed out primary challengers to GOPe types.


It is simply inconceivable to me that a man in his position chooses to go out this way. He would have been saluted as a great politician (yeah, I know, but that's how it would have been) but instead he's chosen to be forever remembered as the guy who did everything he could to thwart the will of the American people.

He could have had monuments, but now he'll have people p***ing on his soon-to-be-filled grave. Politics and power twists people.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:09 PM (Riz8t)

146 The people that are born here do bad things too is certainly a take.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:09 PM (7GMXG)

147 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.

Nice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:09 PM (PYyV9)

148 145 It is simply inconceivable to me that a man in his position chooses to go out this way. He would have been saluted as a great politician (yeah, I know, but that's how it would have been) but instead he's chosen to be forever remembered as the guy who did everything he could to thwart the will of the American people.

He could have had monuments, but now he'll have people p***ing on his soon-to-be-filled grave. Politics and power twists people.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:09 PM (Riz8t)

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Because he's always hated us more than he's loved his own legacy.

His legacy, in his mind and in the minds of his staff, is to shit on Republican voters. That's what he wants.

He's probably still pissed that people don't credit him for the ACA repeal dying. People blame McCain. Don't they realize that it was Mitch's doing all along? Why won't they give him the credit?

Well, he'll fix that. He'll try to kill the SAVE Act because fuck the voters.

That's his principles. That's his legacy. And he's proud of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

149 Trump blasts GOP for deposing Bubba Clinton about Epstein.
Clinton tells committee that Trump is innocent regarding Epstein.

Huh...

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Y1sOo)

150
The tide is going out for illegals whether or not Dems want it to. It will be last in places like CA
...
Posted by: whig

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Dead last. A story from the Central Coast (agriculture country) is infuriating. A teaching intern made a short (didn't even use all the allotted characters!) tweet that we need to remove illegals, and raised a shitstorm from "the community," parents, and every "leader" and school official in the area. How dare she??? If I still lived there, I'd go pick the fucking lettuce if it would get those illegals OUT.

By the way, compare the crime rates in Salinas, where they live, to the adjacent communities on the Monterey Peninsula. Salinas cops have done NOTHING about it for decades, but everyone does keep the precious Panetta family in power!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:11 PM (5pERN)

151 I just passed 99 people all going the wrong way!

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober. at February 27, 2026 03:11 PM (oftw2)

152 The DOJ should be focused on the the systemic racism against white men in federal government jobs and in the preferential treatment of Black women.

Posted by: Eem at February 27, 2026 03:11 PM (t798i)

153 What happened to "if it saves just one child"

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:11 PM (7GMXG)

154 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

Probably knows the movie will be crap, and is proactively distancing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (8zz6B)

155
Trump blasts GOP for deposing Bubba Clinton about Epstein.

Posted by: one hour sober

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What?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (5pERN)

156 Your death is not an irreparable harm.

Some illiterate dirka-dirka not being able to save his employer a few pennies on wages is irreparable harm.

That's not an exaggeration:
That's the actual order of the cartel judge in CA, ordering CA not to suspend their licenses.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (GWiMx)

157 Their argument is essentially "someone else would have crippled that little girl anyway."

Posted by: San Franpsycho


Well, yes. Because once in a blue moon some American trucker forgets his No Doz or doesn't get enough sleep and has a wreck means that we can import hundreds of thousands of people who can't read English and have no idea of how motorized traffic works.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (0U5gm)

158 Time will tell on Congress. This year's election will be relevant on that front.

Because CA, NY, IL, NJ, CO, OR and WA is a big block to have to overcome. Especially because, if they look like they're holding strong, NM and possibly NV or AZ will follow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

But is going out anyway. Much of what those blue states do is unconstitutional and illegal and slowly the court system is whacking down the Resist judges regardless of what those blue states want. Second, the funds are not there anymore so even places like MN are now tightening belts on Medicaid spending for illegals. None of those states you mention have healthy budgets and illegals make that worse. Three, there will be less voting fraud while Trump is in office due to risks and the coming tsunami of 2020 election fraud being revealed this year. Detroit fraud in 2020 is coming to light, so is Georgia's and Maricopa is probably next.

Take out the urban fraud machines, Dems will find it hard to win outside of their blue states. FWIW, VA election shows an odd surge of absentee ballots again similar to a general election total versus when Youngkin won. My guess is a good chunk of that is fraudulent.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)

159 By the way, the nasty crack whore the idiot Lacrosse players at NC hired for their party recently admitted that she lied about the rape. Just, for the record.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (PYyV9)

160 151 I just passed 99 people all going the wrong way!

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober


For the newbies here, we used to have a commenter here named Hous bin Pharteen.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)

161 Neither read, write, speak or obey traffic laws
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 02:59 PM (Ia/+0)
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We see them more as...guidelines.

Posted by: Somali Highway Pirate Captain at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)

162 154 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

Probably knows the movie will be crap, and is proactively distancing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:12 PM (8zz6B)

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Since he's correcting little old me for saying someone else wrote the book...trying to keep his name aligned with the adaptation...that seems a doubtful read of the situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

163 78 Driving over the I-5 "Grapevine" north of LA, one shares the highway with a lot of semis. Last time I drove through about 18 months ago, my wife insisted that I not travel alongside semi trucks, it made her too nervous. I did the best I could not to, but considered this something of an irrational phobia.

In view of recent news, I think maybe she was more right than I was.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (azNOR)


If you need more reasons not to sit next to semis, I have read of truck drivers advising against it, on account of one of their tires blowing out could blow your windows out. The whole scale of everything is wildly different.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Sy6m/)

164 Classic 80/20

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (Hucnr)

165 Probably knows the movie will be crap, and is proactively distancing.

I have read that Scorcese is no all he once was, mentally. He did a voice acting part for the upcoming Mando movie, for instance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (PYyV9)

166 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

That's embarrassing, but you can redeem yourself if you can tell me how many Oscars Edith Head had on her desk. Without searching it.

Posted by: Willy Wardrobe at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (oftw2)

167 He could have had monuments, but now he'll have people p***ing on his soon-to-be-filled grave. Politics and power twists people.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 03:09 PM (Riz8t)

It took me awhile but I’ve concluded it’s impossible to understand politicians. They’re not normal people. Like Seinfeld described Kramer: You’re not normal you’re a pod.

In the case of Kramer he was a nice pod. Politicians not so much, don’t even try to understand anymore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (v/5Y9)

168
The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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He's probably got a Google Alert on the title.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (5pERN)

169 I just passed 99 people all going the wrong way!

"how do they know where we're going?"
--Planes Trains and Automobiles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (PYyV9)

170 I think the CDL test needs to have an exclusion whereby if you use mud as a beauty aid, or your country of origin has only dirt roads and oxcarts, you cannot even apply to take the test.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (0U5gm)

171 By the way, compare the crime rates in Salinas, where they live, to the adjacent communities on the Monterey Peninsula. Salinas cops have done NOTHING about it for decades, but everyone does keep the precious Panetta family in power!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I used to live in Salinas...they ain't called the Sleaze PD for nothing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (M0V4/)

172 166 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

That's embarrassing, but you can redeem yourself if you can tell me how many Oscars Edith Head had on her desk. Without searching it.

Posted by: Willy Wardrobe at February 27, 2026 03:14 PM (oftw2)

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She's most winning-est for her costumes...

17?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

173
As they will for TPS, too, regardless of this law. And these states won't be clawing back CDLs issued to TPS individuals, either, because of course they won't.

So what is the punishment for non-compliance? Who in the state governments go to jail, and which cashflows to the states are shut off?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:47 PM (48xL/)

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Shouldn't the issuing state be liable for damages if it issues a license to unqualified people?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (Vh9CX)

174 "I just passed 99 people all going the wrong way!"

How did you know which way they were going?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (DgMqy)

175 Somalians seem kind of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

176 We had a truck crash a few weeks ago.

Lady behind him on the interstate had a dashcam. He was swerving all over the lanes. He took the off-ramp into our town too fast and rolled it off the side of the ramp. That ramp was closed for a couple of hours and the driver had to get a medevac. We never found out the details of what that driver was doing or who he was.

Posted by: Joyenz at February 27, 2026 03:15 PM (2F0/Y)

177 On way home passed a office/ apartment complex and out on entrance to campus 2 old definitely retired were protesting ICE moving into the complex with temporary offices. .

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)

178 As they will for TPS, too, regardless of this law.
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Yeeeeaaahh I'm gonna need that this afternoon ok?

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:16 PM (7GMXG)

179 Strictly speaking Griggs is a statutory interpretation case of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

=======

This is not the most interesting correction I've had today.

I put up a little news story on my blog about Scorsese starting production on a new movie. I misattributed the name of the screenwriter as the name of the novelist on which the movie is based.

The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Translation: "The script is dogshitty"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

180 Black women are the most undeserved privledleg class in today's America.

Posted by: Eem at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (t798i)

181 177 On way home passed a office/ apartment complex and out on entrance to campus 2 old definitely retired were protesting ICE moving into the complex with temporary offices. .

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)

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The GOP must abandon mass deportations or they'll never win these protestors votes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

182 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
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Fake Jake Tapper?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

183
the cartel judge in CA, ordering CA not to suspend their licenses.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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Fine. Then Sean Duffy will keep withholding funds, and Newsom can find himself between a rock and a hard spot. Let's see Mr. Super Cool-breeze Genius Problem Solver and Future President finesse his way out of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (5pERN)

184 177 so taking it ICE is setting up shop in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0)

185 179 Translation: "The script is dogshitty"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

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My sentence, upon review, is badly written.

I said the screenwriter wrote the book. I didn't mention the novelist's actual name at all.

He wanted attribution to his book.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

186 TMJ havd your next video on big screen

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

187 If you need more reasons not to sit next to semis, I have read of truck drivers advising against it, on account of one of their tires blowing out could blow your windows out. The whole scale of everything is wildly different.

Posted by: SciVo


I had that happen a while back, but I was about to pass, about fifteen feet back. Sound of a bomb going off, and a hunk of rubber the size of a catfish went right over my roof.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 03:18 PM (0U5gm)

188 The only thing that will stop this illegal alien CDL crap is if a family member of a Dem is injured or killed in a wreck caused by an illegal with a CDL. Otherwise the Dems just look at it as a peon dying, the cost of doing business

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 03:18 PM (HYqoK)

189 186 TMJ havd your next video on big screen

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Ia/+0)

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Can you see the blues of my eyes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

190 If you need more reasons not to sit next to semis, I have read of truck drivers advising against it, on account of one of their tires blowing out could blow your windows out. The whole scale of everything is wildly different.
Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Sy6m/)
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For me, the reason I don't travel alongside semis any more than I have to is because they have huge blind spots along them. Yeah, they have a lot of mirrors (and probably cameras these days) but I still don't like being that close to a vehicle that can squash mine like a bug and not even notice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 03:19 PM (ESVrU)

191 Probably already linked?

Another Nick Shirley-type joint effort between an X trucking whitsleblower @maybedanielleee and Gen Z independent journalist Savannah Hernandez.

@maybedanielleee
DOCUMENTARY: The Death of American Trucking | How America’s Highways Became Unsafe

For the past month, I’ve had the incredible privilege of working alongside
@Savsays
to bring our investigative efforts into the spotlight.

https://tinyurl.com/3b5c7tr9

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 03:19 PM (tj6OY)

192 There must be criminal penalties for officials that issue these licenses to illegals. That's the only way to stop this nonsense

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2026 03:19 PM (CH2Wp)

193 106 Can we just get rid of sub-sub-(sub-)contracting? What benefit is it to the customer to not know who's actually doing the job?
Posted by: pookysgirl

It's in fixed worksites, including construction, refinery maintenance and even maritime.

Who's the controlling employer(s) with the authority to correct the hazard or enforce safety standards? The level of control over the site and the contractual duties counts. But it's not necessarily easy to prove or win in Court.

Transportation is different; it seems a company can be sued provided a driver was acting within the scope of their employment. Through principles of vicarious liability, companies are responsible for employee negligence, such as distracted driving, fatigue, or safety violations.

The company may also be directly negligent for negligent hiring, improper training, or failing to maintain the vehicle.

That's just a bit. There's SO MUCH MORE to connect & prove.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (NFX2v)

194 If you need more reasons not to sit next to semis, I have read of truck drivers advising against it, on account of one of their tires blowing out could blow your windows out. The whole scale of everything is wildly different.
Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Sy6m/)

Semi drivers, like everyone else, deserve common courtesy on the road. Blocking them from the side, either side, denies them a route to avoid a potential wreck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (8zz6B)

195 Gotta catch'em all.

@Tyler2ONeil 1h
🚨BREAKING
THIRTY-NINE individuals now face charges for the invasion of Cities Church

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten

Poke-Lemon

Posted by: You're Gonna Catch Something at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (yFLFB)

196 IIRC,Edith Head won 8 Oscars, nominated something like 35 or so.

Posted by: Willy Wardrobe. at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (oftw2)

197 Voter ID enjoys the support of 80% of the American people, spanning all races and political affiliations.

John Thune and Bitch McConnell simply can't push legislation supported by 80% of We, The People.

Because Uniparty Grifters gotta Uniparty Grift.

But, hey, Doggy Parades!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (X+xvk)

198 196 IIRC,Edith Head won 8 Oscars, nominated something like 35 or so.

Posted by: Willy Wardrobe. at February 27, 2026 03:20 PM (oftw2)

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17 was a very high guess.

But, despite talking about the Oscars endlessly into a camera for the last couple of weeks, I don't actually care that much about them.

Clicks, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

199 This is only part of the problem. Canada does the exact same thing (and trust me, Canadian immigrant drivers are just as, or more deadly than those festering in the US).

In Canada, it was recently learned that CDL testing had a huge cheating scandal where perspective drivers were sitting there taking the written test while using their mobile phones with someone on the other end interpreting the language and telling them the answers. This was but one of the violations that still continues to this day. Every other Canadian truck driver has the surname "Singh" and most of them are not English capable.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2026 03:21 PM (dIske)

200 The CDL drivers without licenses is certainly bad. But I think the overall quality of drivers, of all ages and demographics in the US has really taken a dive.

Operating a vehicle on the roads with other vehicles and people shouldn't be a given. At least have "a little" training. It'd weed out some of the problem drivers. And poorly maintained vehicles.

Understanding that not every state has the same level of driver's ed (if any) or vehicle inspections (if any.)

But still... it's a national issue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 03:22 PM (jtM2q)

201 I was thinking about all that regulation they put into place, about how they ran the independent drivers out of business and how the highways are more dangerous than ever. That woman that thinks it is no big deal should be forced to watch the videos of those drivers murdering people

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2026 03:22 PM (gQ15S)

202 If you need more reasons not to sit next to semis, I have read of truck drivers advising against it, on account of one of their tires blowing out could blow your windows out. The whole scale of everything is wildly different.
Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Sy6m/)
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The left lane is for passing, and that doesn't mean at 0.01 mph faster than the vehicle in the right lane.

Pull out, complete the pass, leave space behind you, and move back into the right lane. This isn't difficult.

Camping out next to a vehicle in an adjacent lane is a fucking retarded idea, is dangerous, and pisses off everyone else on the road that has a functioning brain.

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 03:22 PM (5aZAZ)

203 At least better than on phone or tablet

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

204
Oh jeez, another reason to avoid hotels.

Some bitch influencer admits she cleans her underwear in the room coffeemaker.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (3ek7K)

205 Don't drive next to ANYONE

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (7GMXG)

206 205 Don't drive next to ANYONE

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (7GMXG)

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Don't drive.

Stay in your pod.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

207 There must be criminal penalties for officials that issue these licenses to illegals. That's the only way to stop this nonsense

You would think! But we have checked the laws, which we help write, and we're good.

Posted by: Officials at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (EklFu)

208 Clicks, yo.

Gotta play the game. There are even youtuber awards. I was nominated for an award for a supplement I wrote for Hero, didn't even check to see if it won. Means nothing even for sales any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (PYyV9)

209 nood




fani

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 03:24 PM (3uBP9)

210 In the old days of split truck rims, riding beside a semi could easily kill you with a blowout. I worked for an employer who was still using a large crane with split rims around 1980. I rode in the rigging truck well behind it.

Posted by: Quirk Moving and Rigging at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (oftw2)

211 Oh jeez, another reason to avoid hotels.

Some bitch influencer admits she cleans her underwear in the room coffeemaker.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (3ek7K)

That's grounds for divorce.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (7GMXG)

212 The novelist himself found the story and...corrected me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Cool, getting noticed inside the business is a big step for a blog.

The whole rule on statutory interpretation by Scotus is that they only interpret a law once facially as to constitutionality. This allows Congress to change the law if needed. Then you get as applied challenges which is where Griggs comes in. Plaintiffs argued in Griggs and won that the Civil Rights Act protections against employment discrimination included barring anything that might result in discrimination whether intentional or not in disparate outcomes for a protected group versus the non protected groups.

Back in the 90's mebbe, Congress then changed the CRA to codify Griggs in the 1991 Civil Rights Act. Thus, you cannot challenge Griggs on statutory grounds but have to go to constitutional that Congress does not have the power under the 14th Amendment to apply disparate impact theory without requiring proof intent to discriminate.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)

213
Once the way is clear, I punch it and get past as quickly as I safely can. I don't want to crowd trucks and I don't want to be in the way if he has to dodge left for whatever reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026

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To clarify, I routinely work to get past large trucks, or at least not be in an adjacent lane. Getting past a truck, or a line of trucks, sometimes requires driving next to them for a short while. That's what made her nervous. Did the best I could.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 03:25 PM (VWtfl)

214 Some bitch influencer admits she cleans her underwear in the room coffeemaker.

Its not that wouldn't work, its that the next visitor has to use your nasty yeast-crusted biological waste for their coffee.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 03:26 PM (PYyV9)

215 The only thing that will stop this illegal alien CDL crap is if a family member of a Dem is injured or killed in a wreck caused by an illegal with a CDL. Otherwise the Dems just look at it as a peon dying, the cost of doing business

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i don't even think that would do anything. The Dems are hopeless.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Te47v)

216 It's not just illegals driving semi trucks. They drive ordinary autos without a drivers license and of course no insurance..lf one hits your car, guess who has to pay to get it fixed? You or your insurance company. This is all bullshit, they are not supposed to be here.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 03:28 PM (Z3Kkg)

217 This is only part of the problem. Canada does the exact same thing (and trust me, Canadian immigrant drivers are just as, or more deadly than those festering in the US).

In Canada, it was recently learned that CDL testing had a huge cheating scandal where perspective drivers were sitting there taking the written test while using their mobile phones with someone on the other end interpreting the language and telling them the answers. This was but one of the violations that still continues to this day. Every other Canadian truck driver has the surname "Singh" and most of them are not English capable.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2026 03:21 PM (dIske)

Agreed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 03:29 PM (8zz6B)

218
....and although the Grapevine is about six lanes in each direction, there are so many semis that you still may end up adjacent to one, for a short while.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 03:29 PM (VWtfl)

219 Shouldn't the issuing state be liable for damages if it issues a license to unqualified people?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Sovereign immunity. See Twelfth Amendment. States do have various forms of tort claims acts like the US government does but you cannot directly sue a state in your particular example for issuing licenses to illegals. Slight chance of suing the official granting them if they were bribed or some other act beyond the law but otherwise those individuals get qualified immunity too just like cops.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 03:30 PM (E4rtv)

220 The Washington corrupt GOPe as embodied by Thune..
Trump should just go all Ceaser andt be done with it. It's what they say about him any so just go ahead.

Posted by: Eem at February 27, 2026 03:31 PM (t798i)

221 Former Democratic Rep. Val Demings of Florida dismissed Coleman's injuries from a 2024 accident caused by an illegal immigrant...
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Val Demings is a "Fundamentally Non-Serious" choice.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 03:32 PM (TN0g+)

222 Shouldn't the issuing state be liable for damages if it issues a license to unqualified people?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Sovereign immunity. See Twelfth Amendment. States do have various forms of tort claims acts like the US government does but you cannot directly sue a state in your particular example for issuing licenses to illegals. Slight chance of suing the official granting them if they were bribed or some other act beyond the law but otherwise those individuals get qualified immunity too just like cops.
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Yes. But there's some liability IF the individual did acts that the law doesn't allow--their immunity isn't total.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 03:36 PM (TN0g+)

223 Oh jeez, another reason to avoid hotels.

Some bitch influencer admits she cleans her underwear in the room coffeemaker.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 03:23 PM (3ek7K)

That's grounds for divorce.
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That complaint might not be worth a hill of beans.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2026 03:37 PM (TN0g+)

224 I've gone out to get help. After about 15 years of 24 - 7 caregiving, I know my brain shouldn't be this hyper vigilant. But when you're taking care of others, there's always a part listening.

My family doctor, last seen in 2019, prescribed me anxiety medication. I'm really not a pill guy but I want something aside from booze to get me back to normal. And there are case workers coming in now too. I've decided that I've completed a hero's journey and I'll ask and get help...

But as I have my last 7 big 6.1% beers before pills tomorrow, there's been a horrible truth I've discovered. A deep shame. But you're the horde. I can come out to you.

Here it is...

I REALLY like Star Trek: Voyager....

They wanted to make the crew feel like a family and they did that nicely. Mom, Dad and I were good. No regrets. Doesn't mean it wasn't tough.I was loved and appreciated. But now that I'm alone, I appreciate the idea of family more. Voyager captures it nicely....

Somehow I've been blessed with friends across the street. Their cats sleep here a lot. I have a 14+ dog I'm taking care of. I do carry him up some steps...

That's it....

Posted by: Stateless at February 27, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)

225 24 Seems like the freight should be on freight trains and freighters. Fewer drivers.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (8PrXA)

Yeah but how do you suggest breaking down that freight into smaller amounts?

You gotta know how logistics works.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 03:38 PM (fYhK6)

226 84 *considers mentioning the Olympics*

*thinks better of mentioning the Olympics and does not mention the Olympics*

*does own part to keep thread Olympics free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

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I'm a transplanted American, but I actually couldn't care less about the Olympics. Certainly didn't help my business with the Canucks losing, though (sports cards and memorabilia).

Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 03:45 PM (H4qGm)

227 Trump should arrest all the Democrat leaders while he has the power. Because they are going to when they get back power. Arrest Obama, Biden, Hillary Susan Rice All the .Democrat power brokers.

Posted by: Eem at February 27, 2026 03:49 PM (t798i)

Hillary Clinton Claims She Never Even Met Epstein, Had No Idea About Any of His Crimes

Hillary Clinton testilied yesterday. Bill Clinton is testilying today.

• Former President Bill Clinton's deposition is underway in the House Oversight Committee's Jeffrey Epstein investigation, according to a source familiar with the matter. His testimony comes on the heels of Hillary Clinton's deposition. The sessions mark the culmination of a legal standoff with Republicans over the couple testifying.

• The former president and his lawyers expect that he could be in for a long day of questioning, according to a source. The Clintons and members of the House Oversight Committee have agreed to five topic areas for the depositions.

• Clinton traveled on Epstein's private plane at least 16 times, according to a CNN review, and was pictured with women in a jacuzzi in files released by the US Department of Justice. He was also pictured with Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's former girlfriend and accomplice in trafficking victims.

James Comer revealed that, in addition to flying on Epstein's plane 27 times -- I trust his number more than CNN, which I'm sure deployed various bad-faith excuses to claim a lower number -- Epstein also visited the White House 17 times.

I'm sure Epstein just came as an ordinary DC tourist.

By the way, Mark Halperin claimed that Democrats are "worried" that Bill Clinton will have a "Joe Biden moment" during his testimony, because, allegedly, his brain is slipping.

I haven't noticed Clinton showing Biden-like dementia. Let me propose a suspicion: Democrats are claiming Clinton might be demented to explain away the many, many "lapses of memory" Bill Clinton's lawyers have coached him to claim, and to provide himself with a perjury defense for all the lies he's going to tell.

"A well-meaning old man with memory issues," redux.

Hillary Clinton claimed, like all of Epstein's pals do, that she had "no idea" about any of his crimes.

She added, "Buh Muh Trump."

Hillary Clinton told a congressional panel she "had no idea" about Jeffrey Epstein's crimes, as she called for lawmakers to question President Donald Trump under oath about his past association with the late sex offender.

"I want to see the truth come out," the ex-US secretary of state said after testifying behind closed doors for hours to a congressional committee investigating Epstein.

She continues insisting she "did not know" Epstein.


Nancy Mace says that the elderly alcoholic lesbian was "screaming" during her questioning. We've certainly seen her raise her voice when she lies. But I wonder if the attention whore Nancy Mace isn't counter-productively hyping this up, setting us up for later disappointment, as leaks about a "red faced" Bill Clinton yelling during his Monica Lewinsky testimony did.


Hillary claims she knew nothing about all the victims Bill Clinton took with Epstein's young girl-companions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Epstein also visited the White House 17 times.

We had all sorts of people in the White House. We're people of the people, not elitists like those Trumps. -- Hillary

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:22 PM (ExV1e)

2 Hag

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (YwEeS)

3 I let the prior thread know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

4
Nick Sortor can't WAIT to see the tapes.

Neither can I. When do we get to?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (5pERN)

5 Hillary Clinton told a congressional panel she "had no idea" about Jeffrey Epstein's crimes, as she called for lawmakers to question President Donald Trump under oath about his past association with the late sex offender.

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"I had no idea that Epstein was doing anything wrong. But I know that Trump was doing things wrong with Epstein. Everyone knew even then. But we play too nice as Democrats and left this terrible news out of our toolbox of weapons against Trump because we were afraid of being hyperbolic against the literal Hitler and Putin cockholster that is Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

6 Nancy Mace says that the elderly alcoholic lesbian was "screaming" during her questioning. We've certainly seen her raise her voice when she lies. But I wonder if the attention whore Nancy Mace isn't counter-productively hyping this up
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Both would be in character for either bitch.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (AlhUl)

7 Remember Epstein was convicted in 2008.

Hillary invited Ghislane to her daughter's wedding in 2010.

And Ghislane didn't get her own grift, TerraMarr, until 2012, so the only reason you'd invite her is because she's your conduit to Epstein.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

8 @nicksortor
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🚨 WOW! Rep. Nancy Mace says Hillary Clinton was SCREAMING during her Epstein deposition yesterday

“I hope President Clinton is less UNHINGED today than his wife was yesterday!”

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The stories I've heard of Hillary behind the scenes make this believable.

No wonder AWFLs loved her so much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

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So Ultra Aggressive Problem-Solver Supertroubleshooterwoman who was going to be president of the US missed another one right under her nose yet again.

And she had said during her first run that Bill would be part of her administration.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (5pERN)

10 I haven't noticed Clinton showing Biden-like dementia. Let me propose a suspicion: Democrats are claiming Clinton might be demented to explain away the many, many "lapses of memory" Bill Clinton's lawyers have coached him to claim, and to provide himself with a perjury defense for all the lies he's going to tell.
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"I don't recall" is more believable as one gets older. Clinton used this one a *lot* when was much younger and much more vigorous. Why shouldn't we expect a repeat, especially now that it's more credible?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (48xL/)

11 But didn't she also say that even though she knows nothing, and Bill's dick was out in the hottub with the underage girl, that TRUMP and MELANIA were the ones 'deeply involved'?

I am sure a troll will be along to explain it to us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (bss/y)

12 Will no one rid me of these troublesome Clintons?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (pDt9x)

13 Do I know someone named Bill Clinton? I think I know that name. But my memory is a bit fuzzy today since I am under oath.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (5rh/l)

14 8 The stories I've heard of Hillary behind the scenes make this believable.

No wonder AWFLs loved her so much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

She's not called Shrillary Killary for nothing.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (1YL6+)

15 Lying to Congress is legal, right?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (8PrXA)

16 Hard for me to accept that this woman is still walking free. It's an embarrassment for the country and a disgrace to justice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (fZiTB)

17 The left in 2024: There are no Epstein files

The left in early 2025: Trump won't release the Epstein files because he is in them

The left in late 2025: The only reason Trump isn't in the Epstein files is because he didn't release those files

The left in 2026: Everything in the Epstein files is bull shit. Leave Bill Clinton alone!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

18 hillary is not only a big league liar but she's not very good at it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (CWTWj)

19 The bollard. Remember that? Also side of beef. Good times.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (pDt9x)

20 In addition to what Ace wrote, there are multiple documents in the Epstein files and a statement from Dershowitz that Epstein and Maxwell invented the Clinton Global Initiative.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (3ha+O)

21 Hill-dawg is going to stick to her story. She didn't know and never knew and, if she can get away with, never even *met* any of them.

She's gonna pin it all on Bill. He's the bag-holder. Probably a decent strategy. Nobody will believe her, but it will probably work regardless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (48xL/)

22
I haven't noticed Clinton showing Biden-like dementia.

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I saw a clip on X yesterday. He did that sudden stop thing while he was heading into a store. Just stopped. Stood. Then someone got him moving again. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (5pERN)

23 The bollard. Remember that? Also side of beef. Good times.

That bollard is a hero.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (3ha+O)

24 It will be interesting if after escaping blame for 9/11, Clinton's reputation is destroyed permanently for this...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

25 17 The left in 2026: Everything in the Epstein files is bull shit. Leave Bill Clinton alone!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

"Well, everything except the part that said that Trump rapes and eats babies. That's the only part that's true."

--Also the Left

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (1YL6+)

26 Aren't there pictures of her with Epstein? Why didn't they produce those and ask her to explain?

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

27 22
I haven't noticed Clinton showing Biden-like dementia.

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I saw a clip on X yesterday. He did that sudden stop thing while he was heading into a store. Just stopped. Stood. Then someone got him moving again. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (5pERN)

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I think the last video I've seen of Bill was when he took over the podium from Obama in Obama's second term.

That was like 10 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

28 If we could harness and manage Hillary Clinton's hatred for PDT, we wouldn't need the sun any more.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 27, 2026 01:29 PM (8AONa)

29 Look how the Haitians have prospered from the Clintons efforts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:29 PM (8PrXA)

30
Here's Bill maybe doing the Biden stop-and-stare. He might have been waiting for other people to exit, dunno.

https://x.com/eveforamerica/status
/2027172417844760977

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:29 PM (5pERN)

31 After Clinton perjured himself as POTUS (I did not have sexual relations with that woman!) and Hillary landed sans lies about dumb things constantly (wipe a server? Like with a cloth?), why would anyone believe two words they string together.

I'm just glad their cushy bubble of a life gets upended and embarrassing for a few days.

I'm out of the news loop. Trying to catch up. Is it true she stormed out of testimony yesterday just because someone leaked a pic of her on the stand and it was very unflattering? She is so thin skinned.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:29 PM (gWBY1)

32 Terrible people

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 01:30 PM (vfth7)

33 26 Aren't there pictures of her with Epstein? Why didn't they produce those and ask her to explain?
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

I think they call it " half measure".

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:30 PM (pDt9x)

34 Hillary invited Ghislane to her daughter's wedding in 2010.

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Q: Why was Ghislaine Maxwell invited to your daughter Chelsea's wedding?

HILLARY CLINTON: She came as the +1 of someone who was invited

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Satan's plus one?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:30 PM (FXNzP)

35 "Well, everything except the part that said that Trump rapes and eats babies. That's the only part that's true."

And the same people will rail against Pizzagate theories...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

36 willowed.

The P5+1 Davos "no-paper" deal.

Obama's cutout Catherine Ashton met with Iran's Foreign Minister Zarif in a "one on one" meeting to hash out the sham.

Obama secretly granted Ashton plenipotentiary power to make and conclude the Iran deal. If things went sideways he could fault Ashton.

"Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland is a British Labour politician who served as the High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy."

Nov 21, 2013 "Negotiations between Iran Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif and EU foreign policy chief, Catherine Ashton, in Geneva, have been "very substantial and detailed," Ashton's spokesman says."

"Michael Mann made the remarks on Thursday following a one-on-one meeting between Zarif and Ashton."

Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2026 01:30 PM (4UpCj)

37
She continues insisting she "did not know" Epstein.

Did she deny him three times?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Cqx++)

38 It frustrates me that the Worldies have used some kind of social judo to turn a dead fixer into a universal distraction from their ongoing perfidy. Hillary's ex-aide Huma is now the younger Soros's beard, just as his father's aspiration to destroy all the Western nations is coming to alarming fruition. Now *that's* a connection that deserves some probing.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Sy6m/)

39 In any other world Hillary would have been charged with perjury yesterday and in all hearings. Where she uses the get out of jail card: "I can't recall."

To say she never met Epstein is a huge lie. There are photographs of her with Bill meeting him. One I remember in a tropical setting with Bill Gates and also Diddy Combs.

I may not be MENSA smart but I am not so stupid to see photos and then forget, Hillary.

Of course nothing will be done to either of them. Never has been, so why think it would?

She's had a face lift of some sort as well as her brain's new battery. However, still has the bobble head. And probably still reeks of old cabbage and piss.

Evil woman will pay someday as she swims in the lake of fire. Small comfort, I know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (WONhk)

40 23 The bollard. Remember that? Also side of beef. Good times.

That bollard is a hero.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (3ha+O)casual.


Good times. Good times.

Never get enough of that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (i0Hi3)

41 Hillary dillary dock...

Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (7Q0e+)

42 Despicable woman.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (/M/4v)

43 HILLARY CLINTON: She came as the +1 of someone who was invited

Ok...who?

And how did you know that person?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

44 Miss Mona,

I don't know her.

Posted by: Charles Durning at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (ce4EC)

45 Hillary is starting to get the Pelosi face..

The defeat is visible. Good. Choke on it you nasty slag

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (61TgR)

46 Again, as noted, literally everything Epstein did or did not do occurred before Trump even had the notion to run for President, If he had any exposure, The SCOAMF's DOJ would have used it against him in 2016, or when the Russian Coupists essentially seized control of Trumps DOJ, they would have surely used it, and most certainly, when The Junta stole their way to the Presidency in 2020, they would have used it when they were systematically going after Trump.

There is simply no there-there with regards to Trump/Epstein.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)

47 Depositions are drastically overhyped. They are almost always "meh" events. Witnesses lie, they pretend they don't remember, they tell outrageous stories, they blame everyone else, they play the victim, etc.

And contrary to popular belief, if a deponent is lying, there's nothing that can be done. Sure, the lawyer taking the deposition can show documents, press the witness, etc. But that rarely works if the witness is committed to lying.

I've taken 100s of depositions. I'm good at it. Very good. Among the best. But even so, in all those depositions I've only got a few damning admissions. Mostly it's bullshit, "I don't recalls," and "wasn't me."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

48 George Soros isn't all bad. Some of his early work was helpful.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (8PrXA)

49 16 Hard for me to accept that this woman is still walking free. It's an embarrassment for the country and a disgrace to justice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (fZiTB)


Remember that she illegally(?) had who knows what FBI files in her White House office. I'll bet she used the info to create a very, very good, Get Away with Anything insurance (i.e,. blackmail) policy.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (5rh/l)

50 37
She continues insisting she "did not know" Epstein.

Did she deny him three times?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Cqx++)

Ohhhhhh know epstein. Right I can see me in the pictures there. I thought you meant know in the biblical sense.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (i0Hi3)

51 23 The bollard. Remember that? Also side of beef. Good times.

That bollard is a hero.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (3ha+O)

I liked the shoe she left behind. Looked like a bit of poo in it.

I was laughing like a lunatic that day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (WONhk)

52 I don't get the Epstein photos. At all.

Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)

53 >>>Hillary Clinton claimed . . . .

Who?

The nation should be forever grateful to Trump for sparing us this catastrophe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (dK+Kv)

54 i hear epstein once used the men's room in trump tower. this must be investigated. i recommend jack smith

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CWTWj)

55 >>> Aren't there pictures of her with Epstein? Why didn't they produce those and ask her to explain?


There are probably color photograph spreads of her writhing nude with a feather boa that Epstein used to break political leaders.

Posted by: banana Dream - Do it to Julia! at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

56 47 I've taken 100s of depositions. I'm good at it. Very good. Among the best. But even so, in all those depositions I've only got a few damning admissions. Mostly it's bullshit, "I don't recalls," and "wasn't me."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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I think my experience with depositions outstrips your.

I've seen The Social Network.

Three times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

57 >>> I haven't noticed Clinton showing Biden-like dementia.

McConnell certainly is, and his dementia comes with a side of full blown TDS. Congress is not an old folks home or memory care center. It's vile.

Also, if it's true they delayed the SAVE act vote for a senate dog parade, imma be mad. I love baby dog, he's cute. But baby dog getting rolled around a senate building in a wagon does NOT trump my right to have safe, fair elections.

My voting rights > all Dogs > Baby Dog > senators > people who find dogs haram

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)

58 So Clueless Grandma "like with a cloth?" Hillary combined with Outraged "How Dare You Imply" Hillary.

Same tricks as always.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (0MjtC)

59 She’s a bitch on wheels, everyone hated her.

What I can’t figure out is why anyone thought she was a decent candidate. It was all gaslighting and media driven fairy tales.

Bill Clinton it has been said, was one of the most effective retail politicians. Whether you liked him or his policies or not was immaterial. He knew how to give speeches, and work a room, and was charismatic.

Mrs Clinton had none of that. She also thought campaigns were beneath her. “Why aren’t I 50 points ahead!?” She had no qualifications to run, other than being air dropped into Jacob Javits former seat as a carpet bagger. And then a plumb assignment as secretary of state, which she used as a shakedown artist to enrich herself and sell out America.

Failure to safeguard state secrets. Unsecured computer servers. Covered up by the F.B.I.; the Clintons were among the worst things to happen to the USA.

Not that the Bushies were sweetness and light.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (5119n)

60 HILLARY CLINTON: She came as the +1 of someone who was invited

Ok...who?

And how did you know that person?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

Look. What does it matter? I got away with it. ah shit I quit

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at February 27, 2026 01:35 PM (i0Hi3)

61 Killary must have stayed at Bill Epstein 's place in New Mexico.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:35 PM (+nEug)

62 “I don’t know, I don’t remember, and you can’t prove anything.”
H. Clinton

Posted by: Advo at February 27, 2026 01:35 PM (jO4mz)

63 I offer condolences on Jesse's death to Tito, Jermaine, and La Toya.
- Joe "All His Marbles" Biden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (FXNzP)

64 I also never met Jeffrey.

Signed,

Posted by: Epstein's Mom at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (CrUNC)

65 I am as cruel and unfair of my mockery of her and Bill as I can be, along with anyone on the Left. Do not care about fair. They do worse to us every day. Death threats for instance. The time for being "nice" or " civil" or " fair" is long gone and I have zero tolerance for those on our side who push that or even tsk tsk about it.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)

66 Afternoon Ace.
Chelsea's wedding took place about five miles from me and across the Hudson. The Clinton's apparently paid a ton for the usage of the property . The house isn't even that nice.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (HYqoK)

67 For those going over the depos, remember that Bill Clinton is a slippery shit.

Remember "There *is* no relationship" with Monica Lewinsky? Technically true, as the "relationship" (if you can dignify it with that term) was over by that point.

When Clinton was first questioned about this, his response was something like "I've never flown to Epstein's island on his plane".

Once again, technically true, because the island is too small to land that plane. You get there by landing on the larger neighboring island and taking a boat or helicopter.

I have no doubt that Bill (and likely Hillary) sampled some of Epstein's wares.

Bill, in particular, would fuck a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it, and he doesn't seem like the type to check IDs.

Jizzlane herself seems more like Hillary's type.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (IG3/x)

68 Both of them are very, very comfortable in knowing that nothing will happen to them.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (/M/4v)

69 58 So Clueless Grandma "like with a cloth?" Hillary combined with Outraged "How Dare You Imply" Hillary.

Same tricks as always.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (0MjtC)

Look they were just emails with me and Loretta fighting over raisins vs cranberries in oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (i0Hi3)

70 I don't get the Epstein photos. At all.

Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)
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They're all smiling for the cameras. Nobody thought anything of it, because that's what these people do. Same with P Ditty. Piles of pics and vids of debauchery, with everyone smiling and laughing and having the time of their lives.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

71 TBF she was drunk at the time.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)

72 It is hilarious the latest leftwing line is:

We know Trump is an Epstein client because he went tot he same parties that Epstein went to in NYC before Epstein was charged with anything

And we have no reason to believe Hillary knew anything about Epstein just because she invited Ghislane Maxwell to her daughter's wedding in 2010.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

73 hope many times did hill say she couldn't remember when questioned by the f bi years ago? like 48?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 01:37 PM (CWTWj)

74 Sometimes traveling strippers sell photos with their clients.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:38 PM (8PrXA)

75 70 I don't get the Epstein photos. At all.

Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)
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They're all smiling for the cameras. Nobody thought anything of it, because that's what these people do. Same with P Ditty. Piles of pics and vids of debauchery, with everyone smiling and laughing and having the time of their lives.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

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Epstein just led with, "I run an illegal pedo sex ring that entraps all the richest and most powerful people on the planet with 16K video that will keep them under my thumb forever."

And then everyone just laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

76 I suppose Dr. Feelgood got Hillary's med dose down to an art; is she even coherent two hours after she peaks?

Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2026 01:38 PM (4UpCj)

77 Every time either of the Clinton can't remember, remove a Secret Service agent from their protective squad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 01:38 PM (u82oZ)

78 One other thing I find interesting is that the released Epstein files don't really show us much new info - it is the same cast of characters we expected like the Clintons - along with a bunch of academics that don't matter much on a national scale.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

79 It's a well established fact that she spent years covering.up the sex offenses of her own husband. But she's going to act offended that someone would think she hung out with Epstein.

Classic Hillary. And her supposedly "feminist" fans will buy it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (0MjtC)

80 > What I can’t figure out is why anyone thought she was a decent candidate. It was all gaslighting and media driven fairy tales.

These are the same people who installed Commie Lay as the candidate even though, on her previous outing, she'd been forced to withdraw from HER OWN PARTY'S PRIMARY without winning a single delegate.

"Herp-derp... I know! We'll solve that problem by just not having a primary this time! Herp-derp..."

The thing that may save us is that these people are fucking stupid as well as being evil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (IG3/x)

81 >>> 39 In any other world Hillary would have been charged with perjury yesterday and in all hearings. Where she uses the get out of jail card: "I can't recall."

Some liberal news scrunt actually dared call out Nancy pelosi in an interview about not standing at the SOTU to support the end of congressional insider trading. And asked her about the rumors of her own trading.

Nancy replied she did nothing wrong...because if she did, she'd get prosecuted for it just like anyone else. So no charges means she's innocent.

Sheer. Effing. Hubris. What a privileged bubble liberals live in!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (gWBY1)

82 Nancy Guthrie had information that could lead to hillarys arrest.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (Kt19C)

83 There were no clients. They ran a circus that didn't sell tickets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (8PrXA)

84 78 One other thing I find interesting is that the released Epstein files don't really show us much new info - it is the same cast of characters we expected like the Clintons - along with a bunch of academics that don't matter much on a national scale.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

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"There are implied crimes through the use of specific vocabulary! Why aren't people being executed?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

85 They should have set a couple of large ashtrays and assorted items in front of Hillary while she was testifying.

It would completely break her.

Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (+rKuc)

86 remember when she said they deleted hard drive files about things like chelsea's wedding? hmmm

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (CWTWj)

87 Bollards...it's bollards all the way down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

88 Best buddy of Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ganiv Newsmoe at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (47/pr)

89 I'm inclined to think this is just The Clinton Theatre portion of The Epstein Saga Reality TV.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (DgMqy)

90 Hillary goes with the potato sack defense. Interesting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (n5tGW)

91 I've taken 100s of depositions. I'm good at it. Very good. Among the best. But even so, in all those depositions I've only got a few damning admissions. Mostly it's bullshit, "I don't recalls," and "wasn't me."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

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I think my experience with depositions outstrips your.

I've seen The Social Network.

Three times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, I judge the NY State mock trial competition -- it's going on right now -- and the competitors are always shocked when opposing witnesses don't cooperate on cross. "Hey wait, this guy isn't helping me destroy him on cross!" I actually make a point to say that the real world isn't TV or the movies. In the real world, the real opposing witnesses fight you tooth and nail.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

92
Believe her!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (XeU6L)

93 The only thing that will ever stop the Clinton's is death. They're arrogant enough and have enough knowledge to play the system. The Republicans are putting on a nice dog and pony show but there's nothing that can be done by them. Embarrassment and decency are foreign to them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (HYqoK)

94 79 It's a well established fact that she spent years covering.up the sex offenses of her own husband. But she's going to act offended that someone would think she hung out with Epstein.

Classic Hillary. And her supposedly "feminist" fans will buy it hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 27, 2026 01:39 PM (0MjtC)

We'll all line up to suck his dick as long as he keeps abortion legal!

Posted by: Nina Burleigh at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)

95 Where my other shoe!?

Posted by: The bollard queen of chappaqua at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (i0Hi3)

96 My interest in all this nonsense is less than zero.

It’s like yeah rich people do fucked up things. Same as it ever was same as it ever will be. And life goes on.

Posted by: Taxpayer Chump at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (WVjB9)

97 ... If he had any exposure, The SCOAMF's DOJ would have used it against him in 2016, or when the Russian Coupists essentially seized control of Trumps DOJ, they would have surely used it, and most certainly, when The Junta ... were systematically going after Trump. ...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)
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This has been obvious for a long time. It's the "dog that didn't bark."

The combined might of every single IC and LE organization in the West was focused on destroying Trump. For a decade. There is probably no person in history who has been examined as thoroughly by as many people and where the examiners had access to virtually all even possibly-relevant information, regardless of how secret.

If there was anything, it would have been used. Even if it meant burning assets or having to do damage-control to keep it from spreading or to hand-wave away the involvement of allies.

The only way to conclude that there is something meaningful about Trump in any of the Epstein affair - be it sex, money or influence - is to conclude that literally *everyone* important in Western power was involved with him, and the collateral damage would be unmanageable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:41 PM (48xL/)

98 remember when she said they deleted hard drive files about things like chelsea's wedding? hmmm
Posted by: gnats
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Deleted? Like with a dust rag?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

99 Wiped it? You mean, like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, and her server at February 27, 2026 01:42 PM (vcOmj)

100 Epstein never invited hILLRY to the island because she might wear her muumuu.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

101 I have a sister who is three years older than me. She is basically one of those wine mom's in her early 60s. When we were kids we fought like cats and dogs. She was a bossy control freak. We got along much better later in life, but when Trump hit the scene in 2016, her husband and she took a hard left political turn. Really weird. It is sad, but we really don't have much to say since Mom passed in '19. Every time I see or hear Hillary, it is like listening to my older sister, ugghhh.

Posted by: -DC at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (i3jTa)

102 47 Depositions are drastically overhyped. They are almost always "meh" events.

explains why we never saw perry mason taking one

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (aaakC)

103 The former president and his lawyers expect that he could be in for a long day of questioning
......

Hope he's wearing diapers.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

104 Traveling Stripper Problem - classic compsci exercise in operations optimization.

Posted by: banana NP-Hard Dream at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)

105 If there was anything, it would have been used. Even if it meant burning assets or having to do damage-control to keep it from spreading or to hand-wave away the involvement of allies.

They fined him millions of dollars for disagreeing about the value of a property used for loan collateral and claiming that a woman that accused him of sexual assault was lying - note they couldn't manage to convict him of sexual assault - just fine him for saying he didn't do it.

If he committed some real crime they would have charged him with it years ago...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

106 After the Clintons, let's involve the Obamas. I'm sure they had contacts with the Epsteins too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (g8Ew8)

107 The only thing that will ever stop the Clinton's is death. They're arrogant enough and have enough knowledge to play the system.
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If they had just gone away, we might have forgotten them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

108 Yea, I judge the NY State mock trial competition -- it's going on right now -- and the competitors are always shocked when opposing witnesses don't cooperate on cross. "Hey wait, this guy isn't helping me destroy him on cross!" I actually make a point to say that the real world isn't TV or the movies. In the real world, the real opposing witnesses fight you tooth and nail.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

People really REALLY want to believe that rules matter and will be obeyed. Not so much. It's bitterly disillusioning but necessary for survival to learn that's not true.

Posted by: Sorry kid, your folks lied to you at February 27, 2026 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

109 ... Congress is not an old folks home or memory care center. ...
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)
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It certainly seems to be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:44 PM (48xL/)

110 but when Trump hit the scene in 2016, her husband and she took a hard left political turn

While it is hard to believe in some ways, the left was much more tolerant around people supporting Shrub, Mittens, and McVain because they weren't actual threats to their rule.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

111
This does seem to be bothering Bill, though. He's claiming a broken childhood and total ignorance of any wrongdoing.

https://x.com/BillClinton/status/
2027424128559452573

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:45 PM (5pERN)

112 >>> To say she never met Epstein is a huge lie. There are photographs of her with Bill meeting him.

Well Ghislaine Maxwell was prominently photographed at her daughter's wedding. The one the Haitian earthquake victims paid for.

Small the Glove, fascinating you were near the property the wedding was at! Part of me is glad someone owned a not great place and yet rented it to the Clinton's for probably way more than it
Was worth. They deserved to be conned from
Time to time. Though I do feel bad the Haitians paid for that wedding with their lives.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:45 PM (gWBY1)

113 > Every time I see or hear Hillary, it is like listening to my older sister, ugghhh.
Posted by: -DC at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (i3jTa)

I am thankful for many things in life. Among them is that we didn't wind up having to listen to Hitlery or Commie Lay cackle for four years.

What's up with these bints and cackling, anyway? In a movie a cackle like that would be followed by the character being metamorphosed into the evil witch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)

114 The French have a very famous saying.

"Un Train Peut En Cacher Un Autre"

I don't speak French, but I am told an accurate translation is "Often the danger is not what you can see, but what is hiding behind."

It is so important they post it at every rail crossing to keep it the minds of the people.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (ce4EC)

115 They fined him millions of dollars for disagreeing about the value of a property used for loan collateral and claiming that a woman that accused him of sexual assault was lying - note they couldn't manage to convict him of sexual assault - just fine him for saying he didn't do it.

If he committed some real crime they would have charged him with it years ago...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)
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Yup, that's my take.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (48xL/)

116 The combined might of every single IC and LE organization in the West was focused on destroying Trump. For a decade. There is probably no person in history who has been examined as thoroughly by as many people and where the examiners had access to virtually all even possibly-relevant information, regardless of how secret.

---------------

Trump -- who undoubtedly had to at least deal with The Mob in NYC construction projects -- turns out to be perhaps the cleanest "politician" in American history.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (GlkTu)

117 103 The former president and his lawyers expect that he could be in for a long day of questioning
......

Hope he's wearing diapers.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)


The thing about bill is he lies reflexively. There is no conscious thought on his part. So dementia really is not an impairment unless he pees his pants.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (i0Hi3)

118 111
This does seem to be bothering Bill, though. He's claiming a broken childhood and total ignorance of any wrongdoing.

https://x.com/BillClinton/status/
2027424128559452573
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:45 PM (5pERN)

Is he checking in to a rehab in California? Then we'll know if he's for real.

Posted by: It's like penance, but with spa treatments at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

119 "Radicalization" ain't just for the aloha snackbar crowd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (06Hmj)

120 This makes Congress looks so weak. Just reinforces the idea that they are useless.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (/M/4v)

121 I don't get the Epstein photos. At all.

Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)


Yeah, I don't get all these photos, either. Did Epstein let all guests bring cameras and take pics anywhere they wished? If not, who had cameras in Epstein's residences? His staff? Only selected guests? None I've seen are professional photographer, 35mm camera, quality. How did Epstein get the prints that he kept? Do all of the photos DoJ released come from files seized by DoJ? Where did the photos that the media has published over the years come from?

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (5rh/l)

122 (let me apologize for my bad humor in item 114.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (ce4EC)

123 I had no idea she was 17, she told me she was 15!
- Bill C
- Also Bill G

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (n5tGW)

124 How many indictments have been handed down?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (8PrXA)

125 Never mind dementia. Clinton looks like his dick is about to fall off.

If you hear something hit the floor during his deposition, well…

Posted by: Vengeance at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (7kply)

126 Hillary had lotsa buffahs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (kgE5c)

127 Is he checking in to a rehab in California? Then we'll know if he's for real.
Posted by: It's like penance, but with spa treatments at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)
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Or if he shows up in a wheelchair.

Gotta love the classics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (48xL/)

128 116 Trump -- who undoubtedly had to at least deal with The Mob in NYC construction projects -- turns out to be perhaps the cleanest "politician" in American history.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (GlkTu)

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"...hey..."
-David B. Henderson, 34th Speaker of the House

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

129 By the way, Mark Halperin claimed that Democrats are "worried" that Bill Clinton will have a "Joe Biden moment" during his testimony, because, allegedly, his brain is slipping.

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"This is your brain on drugs and syphilitic rot ... but mostly syphilitic rot."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (GlkTu)

130 "Coach, let's talk about your record."

"My record? How the hell was I supposed to know she was 13? She looked 15 anyway."

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (IG3/x)

131 Didn't know him. Can't recall

https://tinyurl.com/3c875ksb

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (WONhk)

132 Depends on what the definition of "met" is

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (7GMXG)

133 Never mind dementia. Clinton looks like his dick is about to fall off.

If you hear something hit the floor during his deposition, well…
Posted by: Vengeance at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (7kply)
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He has been downright cadaverous for a while.

My nickle is on his philandering hillbilly ass having untreated syphilis!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (48xL/)

134 Imma remembering all the Hillary supporters crying at the Javits Center. Good times.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (pZ64F)

135 127 Is he checking in to a rehab in California? Then we'll know if he's for real.
Posted by: It's like penance, but with spa treatments at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)
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Or if he shows up in a wheelchair.

Gotta love the classics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (48xL/)

Ne k brace, walking cast, IV drip on a rolling stand. With Sexy Nurse attendant.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)

136 131 Didn't know him. Can't recall

https://tinyurl.com/3c875ksb
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (WONhk)

Says it's AI

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (VE6XX)

137 AI generated.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (8PrXA)

138 ChristyBlinky, I saw your comment about your dream. Hahaha

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (+nEug)

139 Trump: "We could very well end up having a friendly takeover of Cuba" 👀

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Some smart asses on X were suggesting new names for Cuba including Marco Cubio.

Some years ago, a friend of Mrs. Wrecks visited Cuba and loved it. She said it was like going back in time to the '50s. Yeah, boy, that's great. Eliminate 70 years of progress!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (FXNzP)

140 I really believe that Bill and Hill marked the turning point of how the Democratic Party related to women. During Bill's presidency the DNC realized that, with the right marketing - a big, handsome smile and the proper amount of strategic outrage - that a large portion of American women would not only forgive but also actively support and defend both a credibly accused sex offender/womanizer and his victim-smearing wife.

I think the DNC realized that they could get away with absolutely anything as long as they just emulated Bill and Hill a HUGE (primarily female) portion of the country would back them. Issues no longer mattered at all. They no longer appealed to women with logic and reason or even "think about the children," but with excitement and emotion. Period.

And they were right.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (0MjtC)

141 Yeah, I don't get all these photos, either. Did Epstein let all guests bring cameras and take pics anywhere they wished? If not, who had cameras in Epstein's residences? His staff? Only selected guests? None I've seen are professional photographer, 35mm camera, quality. How did Epstein get the prints that he kept? Do all of the photos DoJ released come from files seized by DoJ? Where did the photos that the media has published over the years come from?

If you look in the background of some of these photos you'll see had various photos on his wall that look like people in compromising positions. But it is odd, you'd think he'd want people to NOT know they were being photographed. Unless, maybe, you only got to spend time in the rooms with those photos once he already had photos of you...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

142 Lot of Rock song lyrics about that kind of thing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (8PrXA)

143 I noticed:

Hillary to the news media: 'I never met Jeffrey Epstein'

Hillary under oath: 'I DON'T RECALL ever meeting Jeffrey Epstein'

She probably never met Jeffrey Giraffe either.....(sarc)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (QGaXH)

144 In any other world Hillary would have been charged with perjury yesterday and in all hearings.

Sadly, it would accomplish nothing. She would either get a DC jury, which would let her go, or a DC judge, who would let her go. It's sick and gross but it is what it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

145 What's the old lawyer saying? If the facts are on your side, argue the facts. If the facts aren't on your side, lie your ass off?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (MZ+PY)

146 I pity the lamps. ashtrays, stemware, and decorative bowls wherever Hillary has been staying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

147 I'd pay big money for that shoe. It's been almost ten years, so any fungus or pathogens would have died by now.

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige) at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

148 They spooked Hillary big time.

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"Dat's Rayciss!"

She ain't "NO WAYS 'TARD!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (GlkTu)

149 Democrats are "worried" that Bill Clinton will have a "Joe Biden moment
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You mean he will be at the pinnacle of his mental game and if you claim otherwise you're a stupid lying racist? That kind of Joe Biden Moment?

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (7GMXG)

150 >>> This does seem to be bothering Bill, though. He's claiming a broken childhood and total ignorance of any wrongdoing.

I think he has a pathological need to be liked, where Hillary has a need to be feared. So this interrogation that will ding him being liked gets under his skin.

It might have been an anecdote on Rush's show, but someone once said they spent time at parties and galas with Bill. And he couldn't stand it if someone in the room was indifferent to him, let alone disliked him. He'd stop working the entire room and focus on them, until his charm had won them over. He couldn't let it go.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (gWBY1)

151 "Testilying" - Ace, you crack me up. This is hilarious! I hope this is in the AoS style guide. If not, it should be.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (va0Yo)

152 I guess the only difference between a blackmail photo and a trophy is who is looking at it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (06Hmj)

153 Mr and Mrs Rollo Tamasi. They always get away with it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 27, 2026 01:53 PM (wBaIH)

154 I liked Scott Adams's joke about Epstein keeping a journal carefully documenting his crimes.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 27, 2026 01:53 PM (GPa4z)

155 I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Posted by: Hillary 2028! at February 27, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

156 Even for a Democrat she says some stupid $hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:53 PM (8PrXA)

157 Remember that big ass Bible Bill was carrying as he and the Reberend Jackson walked into some hearing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:54 PM (FXNzP)

158 Or if he shows up in a wheelchair.

Gotta love the classics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:47 PM (48xL/)

Ne k brace, walking cast, IV drip on a rolling stand. With Sexy Nurse attendant.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)

***

I'm going with a walker. Ever since the Warrant Officer at the SOTU was using one, it's the new cool. All the dems will be using them.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (2WIwB)

159 I don't get the Epstein photos. At all.

Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)
++++
Plenty of people. Look at social media. People show themselves committing crime or doing unseemly things all the time. People love not only documenting themselves engaging in bad behavior, but publishing it. It's what happens when there's a consequence-free environment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (48xL/)

160 The Schulz defense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (8PrXA)

161 Didn't know him. Can't recall

https://tinyurl.com/3c875ksb
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:48 PM (WONhk)

Says it's AI
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 01:49 PM (VE6XX)
_______

I think it's legit and has been confirmed elsewhere. As I've said a million times before, Epstein was a major player on the social scene and everyone wanted to cozy up to him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

162 The house rules prohibit ashtrays and lamps from being within reach of those testifying, fortunately.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (0U5gm)

163 uh oh..Trump a few minutes ago : ""It'd be nicer if we could do it without (the military), but sometimes you have to do it with. We have the greatest military anywhere in the world. There's nothing close. I'd love not to use it, but sometimes you have to. We'll see what happens."

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (/M/4v)

164 "You know perfectly well I don't hang out with Jews."

"Bill!"

"What?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (06Hmj)

165 120 This makes Congress looks so weak. Just reinforces the idea that they are useless.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (/M/4v)

If you find a use for them, please let me know. Otherwise...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (MZ+PY)

166 Hand and a half bastard bible.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (8PrXA)

167 Hillary screams, "GIVE ME MY WINEBOX!".

*the room goes silent*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (g8Ew8)

168 I pity the lamps. ashtrays, stemware, and decorative bowls wherever Hillary has been staying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

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You wouldn't believe what orifices she shoves her hot sauce up!

/BTW, today is National Cigar Day ... Fake Tapper's girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky, hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (iPmRO)

169
The Clinton's walk between the raindrops when it rains. They never get wet.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (IifOV)

170 During Bill's presidency the DNC realized that, with the right marketing - a big, handsome smile and the proper amount of strategic outrage - that a large portion of American women would not only forgive but also actively support and defend both a credibly accused sex offender/womanizer and his victim-smearing wife.
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They didn't even need handsome. Recall how they all loved Teddy, the waitress sandwich loving "Lion" of the Senate.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (7GMXG)

171 Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

People who know they'll never pay a price - in this world - for their actions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (ExV1e)

172 120 This makes Congress looks so weak. Just reinforces the idea that they are useless.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (/M/4v)

======

The House could take command of the purse of government, or it can put on stupid theater to use in fundraising emails to old people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

173 not watching - does bill still look like he regularly gets punched in the nose?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 01:57 PM (CWTWj)

174
By the way, where did Epstein's dough go? Who'd he leave it to?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:57 PM (5pERN)

175 Does any of this bring them closer to a budget?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:57 PM (8PrXA)

176 The House could take command of the purse of government, or it can put on stupid theater to use in fundraising emails to old people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

fun, there are there to have fun!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (/M/4v)

177 Karyna Shuliak is Epstein's heir.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (8PrXA)

178 Have the old photos of Hillary been prettied up with AI a la that ugly hippie asshole?

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (7GMXG)

179
/BTW, today is National Cigar Day ... Fake Tapper's girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky, hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM

If I were in charge I'd have a cigar company giving out free samples outside of the venue in celebration of cigar day and the people handing them out would be wearing a blue gap dress and a jaunty beret.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (ANQtD)

180 "Hillary Clinton Claims She Never Even Met Epstein, Had No Idea About Any of His Crimes"

Ace, this batty old bitch is not saying she never "met" Epstein. She's saying she never "knew" him. Notice her very carefully, lawyered bullshit:

"I don't know how many times I had to say I did not know Jeffrey Epstein. I never went to his island, I never went to his home, I never went to his offices."

So ... so long as you don't go to anyone's house, island, or offices, you don't and can't "know" them? Obviously, her statement leaves open parties, orgies, satanic sex cults -- anything that doesn't take place in his house, office, or island.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

181 If you look in the background of some of these photos you'll see had various photos on his wall that look like people in compromising positions. But it is odd, you'd think he'd want people to NOT know they were being photographed. Unless, maybe, you only got to spend time in the rooms with those photos once he already had photos of you...
Posted by: 18-1

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He is comforting them by showing who else is already in "the club."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (ce4EC)

182
We'll see what happens."
Posted by: runner

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One of Trump's signature tag lines. Thinking, I can't remember what it usually leads to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (5pERN)

183 144 In any other world Hillary would have been charged with perjury yesterday and in all hearings.

Sadly, it would accomplish nothing. She would either get a DC jury, which would let her go, or a DC judge, who would let her go. It's sick and gross but it is what it is.


ah. the old "no reasonable prosecutor" ploy. been a while since we've seen that one.

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (aaakC)

184 Also, if it's true they delayed the SAVE act vote for a senate dog parade, imma be mad. I love baby dog, he's cute. But baby dog getting rolled around a senate building in a wagon does NOT trump my right to have safe, fair elections.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)


My current understanding is that it isn't really practical until the DHS shutdown is resolved. If they force the Dems into a "standing filibuster" (the original and authentic kind), instead of honoring (among thieves) a "paper filibuster" written slip, then the Senate won't be able to even consider any other business until it's resolved by one side quitting.

If they initiated the showdown with the shutdown still ongoing, then they would be handing Dems a lever that they could pull at any time to get relief from the standing filibuster, by offering to talk about making a deal on DHS funding. The Insiders that don't want the SAVE Act in the first place would fall all over themselves in their haste to leap at the lifeline of ending the shutdown, a perfect excuse to save them from having to deliver for the Outsiders.

Might just be an excuse for inaction, or it could be true, or both.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (Sy6m/)

185 fun, there are there to have fun!
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (/M/4v)


We're getting a new shipment of twelve year olds on Tuesday. -- Congressperson

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 02:00 PM (ExV1e)

186 Trump -- who undoubtedly had to at least deal with The Mob in NYC construction projects -- turns out to be perhaps the cleanest "politician" in American history.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:46 PM (GlkTu)


Trump the builder successfully dealt for decades with a lot of local and state politicians, a lot of unions, banks, the Mob, building materials suppliers, heavy construction equipment rental outfits, local electric, water, and sewage government agencies and private companies, city traffic planners, and many more outfits and persons.

Yet the Leftists constantly scream that Trump has no negotiating skills! He never has a negotiating strategy - he's too stupid to have a strategy for anything! Trump always chickens out when negotiating! Talk about idiots.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 02:00 PM (5rh/l)

187 Remember that big ass Bible Bill was carrying as he and the Reberend Jackson walked into some hearing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:54 PM (FXNzP)

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I always assumed it was a fake cover for the underlying novel, "Lolita."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:00 PM (iPmRO)

188
Ghislaine Maxwell's wedding present to Chelsea Clinton was a VHS tape labelled "Your Dad"

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)

189 People really REALLY want to believe that rules matter and will be obeyed. Not so much.
———

More correctly, decent peaceable people want “the system” to work as advertised, give it a chance. Representative government, rule of law. People aren’t naive, the way you imply here, seemingly.

Because, when or if it becomes apparent that the system is totally corrupt and beyond saving, that means really, really bad things are required. Nobody wants this, they want to exhaust the alternatives. Democrats refuse to acknowledge the will of the people, or democracy, or any of that.

Trump is a sweetheart and is basically America asking nicely. Leftists really ARE crazy, I’m glad he pointed that out the other night.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 02:02 PM (vjVW5)

190 My kingdom for an unreasonable prosecutor.

And an even more unreasonable judge.

And a flat out unhinged executioner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:02 PM (06Hmj)

191 ah. the old "no reasonable prosecutor" ploy. been a while since we've seen that one.
Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (aaakC)


We've already seen DC grand juries refuse to indict Democrats. Folks can call for fire and brimstone all they want but the fact of the matter is that the country is broken.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 02:02 PM (ExV1e)

192 Probably right, Hill didn't even get prosecuted for clearly deleting govt emails. Best we can probably hope for is creating some distress in their lives and them knowing they will be known as a cad and a charlatan in some history books. And stealing from poor people in Haiti.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 02:03 PM (n5tGW)

193 Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (CrUNC)

Guys who want to brag to their cronies about all the nice young trim they are pulling?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 02:03 PM (8zz6B)

194 113 > Every time I see or hear Hillary, it is like listening to my older sister, ugghhh.
Posted by: -DC at February 27, 2026 01:43 PM (i3jTa)

I am thankful for many things in life. Among them is that we didn't wind up having to listen to Hitlery or Commie Lay cackle for four years.

What's up with these bints and cackling, anyway? In a movie a cackle like that would be followed by the character being metamorphosed into the evil witch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)

We ain't outta the woods with Kammie - she still got years of cackling ahead of her - and ambitions in California and beyond...

Lizzy Warren is also a contender - imagine four years of whiney, scoldy mother in law comin atcha...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 02:03 PM (QGaXH)

195 🚨 WOW! Rep. Nancy Mace says Hillary Clinton was SCREAMING during her Epstein deposition yesterday

We are so lucky to have her social media influence on our side. Her withering instagram attacks are terrifying.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (EklFu)

196 ah. the old "no reasonable prosecutor" ploy. been a while since we've seen that one.

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (aaakC)

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I'm surprised we haven't yet heard the "no reasonable juror" ploy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (iPmRO)

197 >>> I pity the lamps. ashtrays, stemware, and decorative bowls wherever Hillary has been staying.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

--------------

You wouldn't believe what orifices she shoves her hot sauce up!

/BTW, today is National Cigar Day ... Fake Tapper's girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky, hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:56 PM (iPmRO)


I think CdM was just referring to all the things that become dangerous projectiles around her but now I'm literally laughing out loud imagining Hillary has some whack OCD where she compulsively just stuffs things up her hooha.

Bill: Hey didn't we buy a bird house recently? I could swear, oh no maybe I am going senile...

Hillary: Nope,... haven't seen it. (slowly shuffling away, legs bowed)

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (3uBP9)

198 I see now...other photos of Hillary with Epstein are now being said to be "altered" as in AI or photoshopped. However, we've seen them.

Ok then!

As Epstein videoed everyone, I am sure there is more on the old cow (that I don't want to see). And Bill, who was/is a horny old Peyronie's.

She was very confident yesterday that nothing would happen. Perky even. Probably correct, given her list of, oh, 50 suspicous suicides of people she knew who could have buried her. Or a plane crash or two. Plus her emails she burned/shredded in her bathroom. Denial of Benghazi as what did it matter? Well, it mattered a lot to me, Hag.

The list goes on and on for decades starting in Arkansas, but someday she will die and more will be known.

Bill? He somehow was caught in her web (Hubbell).

She was never pretty and apparently (from friends of Bill's) had rancid BO in college. And an odd pick for Bill at the time.

Not that his horny highness is innocent with his aw shucks cornpone. However I sincerely think she's the base of most of the evil. And she will pay, possibly not in this life, but someday she will pay.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (WONhk)

199 someone once said they spent time at parties and galas with Bill. And he couldn't stand it if someone in the room was indifferent to him, let alone disliked him. He'd stop working the entire room and focus on them, until his charm had won them over. He couldn't let it go.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (gWBY1)

I dunno. That sounds like Clintoganda.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (7GMXG)

200 We are so lucky to have her social media influence on our side. Her withering instagram attacks are terrifying.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (EklFu)


Say what you will about Nancy Mace but she is a stalwart champion of the interests of women (named Nancy Mace).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)

201 Remember that big ass Bible Bill was carrying as he and the Reberend Jackson walked into some hearing?
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I recollect that the media played up that the adulterer 'Reverend' Jackson was providing 'Spiritual' advice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (XeU6L)

202 Nancy Mace outlasted Marjorie Taylor
Greene. Honestly surprises me.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (pDt9x)

203 Who the hell has snaps made with young whores?

Part of why I've always thought it was honey trap operation.


They were in the club. She was never going to lose. What were the rubes going to do about it?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (EklFu)

204 It's funny because that "no reasonable prosecutor" line was not a description of the state of affairs as much as it was an open threat.

"And you're reasonable, aren't you, tough guy? That's what I thought."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (06Hmj)

205 "Bill Clinton is testilying today"

Testicling

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

206 MLKs pimp?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:06 PM (8PrXA)

207 It burns me up that they're still addressing this evil bitch as "Madame Secretary," as if any title these scum hold is a fucking life peerage.

Once more, thank Donald John Trump for keeping Medusa Clinton out of our White House.

Posted by: Beverly at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (reMys)

208 “Our cup of patience has overflowed. Now it is open war between us and you (Afghanistan),” Pakistani Defense Minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif said on Friday.



Don't they even know how a cup works in that part of the world?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (ce4EC)

209
I hope they show painting from Epsteins house that is of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress and sitting cross legged over a wingback chair.

"President Clinton, can you explain to us if you sat for the painting of this portrait?"

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (IifOV)

210 Bill is amoral, Hillary is immoral has always been my take.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (pDt9x)

211 205 "Bill Clinton is testilying today"

Testicling

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

Testimonial torsion?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (06Hmj)

212 We ain't outta the woods with Kammie - she still got years of cackling ahead of her - and ambitions in California and beyond...

Lizzy Warren is also a contender - imagine four years of whiney, scoldy mother in law comin atcha...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 02:03 PM (QGaXH)

---------------

Now imagine four years of Jasmine Ratchet with her slave accent.

"'Scuse me while I kiss this life ...
Goodbye."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (iPmRO)

213
Lizzy Warren is also a contender - imagine four years of whiney, scoldy mother in law comin atcha...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Awww, man. Chill, I'ma have a beer. Want one?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 02:08 PM (XeU6L)

214 re 100: i dunno. i've read that clinton wants to be liked. hillary is supposed to be the greedy one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 02:08 PM (CWTWj)

215 Trail of tears for the hardships her people endured.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (8PrXA)

216 Bill thinks with his dick.

Hillary thinks with the dick she bitterly wishes she had.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (06Hmj)

217 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

And do you ever really "know" someone? Who's to say?

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (7GMXG)

218 what a contrast to the liarberal talking points about "how she owned everyone"

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (jrgJz)

219 Bill thinks with his dick.

Hillary thinks with the dick she bitterly wishes she had.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (06Hmj)

Soetoro thinks with Mooch's dick

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:10 PM (7GMXG)

220 warren drinks beer - cool.
kash patel drinks beer - disgraceful

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 27, 2026 02:10 PM (CWTWj)

221 Soetoro thinks with Mooch's dick
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:10 PM (7GMXG)

So that's why every idea he's ever had is so shitty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:10 PM (06Hmj)

222 Warren broke the wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:11 PM (8PrXA)

223 I think it's legit and has been confirmed elsewhere. As I've said a million times before, Epstein was a major player on the social scene and everyone wanted to cozy up to him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

ALL photos of her with Epstein are now said to be AI. Even from before there was AI and collected and seen by those of us who remember.

This was an old photo I saw a long time ago.

I remember years ago the thought of "manipulating" videos, etc, was a great fear of Dims. Before AI.

This is the reason why.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:11 PM (WONhk)

224 Bill is clever enough, but Hillary is a vile, souless, schemer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

225 Clintons lie. They lie even when there's no reason to lie. And they lie when the lie can be proved to be a lie.

So...we'll see what happens.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (xcxpd)

226 184 My current understanding is that it isn't really practical until the DHS shutdown is resolved. If they force the Dems into a "standing filibuster" (the original and authentic kind), instead of honoring (among thieves) a "paper filibuster" written slip, then the Senate won't be able to even consider any other business until it's resolved by one side quitting.

If they initiated the showdown with the shutdown still ongoing, then they would be handing Dems a lever that they could pull at any time to get relief from the standing filibuster, by offering to talk about making a deal on DHS funding. The Insiders that don't want the SAVE Act in the first place would fall all over themselves in their haste to leap at the lifeline of ending the shutdown, a perfect excuse to save them from having to deliver for the Outsiders.

Might just be an excuse for inaction, or it could be true, or both.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (Sy6m/)

=======

The Senate does one thing at a time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

227 Just think, if Barry Goldwater had won Hillary might have stayed a conservative. On second thought...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (HYqoK)

228 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (Fcyf9)

229 199 someone once said they spent time at parties and galas with Bill. And he couldn't stand it if someone in the room was indifferent to him, let alone disliked him. He'd stop working the entire room and focus on them, until his charm had won them over. He couldn't let it go.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM (gWBY1)

I dunno. That sounds like Clintoganda.
Posted by: ...
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Nope, it is true. Dunno about now but Bubba Clinton wanted to be 'loved' and particularly focused on the ladies. Very occasionally he would go volcanic temper but usually he would try to charm and then backstab when he could get around to it.

This is from watching the Hill and Bill reality show from the vantage point of a job in Arkansas politics and as someone who had dealings with those critters and their camp followers for decades.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)

230 200 We are so lucky to have her social media influence on our side. Her withering instagram attacks are terrifying.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:04 PM (EklFu)

Say what you will about Nancy Mace but she is a stalwart champion of the interests of women (named Nancy Mace).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)

=====

Don't forget her cock-teasing of Canada-loving Jarvis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

231 -"red faced" Bill Clinton yelling during his Monica Lewinsky testimony-

Careful Ace - these types of callback references will make people suspect that you are more than 29 years old

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 27, 2026 02:13 PM (erTtC)

232 a stalwart champion of the interests of women=manhating lesbian?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (8PrXA)

233 Did Nancy Mace come?

Posted by: Bigsmith at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (1Au9i)

234 HILLARY CLINTON: She came as the +1 of someone who was invited

Ok...who?

And how did you know that person?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

I question that at her level security does not vet every plus one for physical and political danger. And didn't Maxwell have a front row/aisle seat?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (8avO+)

235 Personally, I believe that there is more iron in the words of That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." than That Guy who thinks that things are beginning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4qxRT)

236 Don't they even know how a cup works in that part of the world?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM
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You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (Fcyf9)

237 you'd think it would be possible to figure out how to get something like a public/private key pair to prove the provenance of a picture as being from a specific camera or device.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (06Hmj)

238 If she must lie why not believable lies?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (p31pK)

239 In the jacuzzi with a floozy. Roll on big daddy.

Kingfish Bill Clinton: living the life we all dream of.

His best move is to admit everything. No proof any woman he was with was under age or under duress. All happened after he left the White House.

Therefore, at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (9X60i)

240 > , then the Senate won't be able to even consider any other business until it's resolved by one side quitting.

The solution would appear to write itself.

A talking filibuster on DHS funding, followed immediately by a talking filibuster on the SAVE Act, followed immediately by a talking filibuster on...

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at February 27, 2026 02:15 PM (IG3/x)

241 Is she Steiner?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:15 PM (8PrXA)

242 She was never pretty and apparently (from friends of Bill's) had rancid BO in college.

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My best friend as a child had a younger sister -- whom I always had a crush on (and whom I taught to ride a bicycle).

When I was in college, she was going to a nearby college and looked me up. We had a couple of dates, and had a good time playing Ultimate Frisbee with a group of friends on the beach -- at which point I noticed that she didn't shave her underarm hair.

Total turnoff ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:15 PM (iPmRO)

243 226 184 My current understanding is that it isn't really practical until the DHS shutdown is resolved. If they force the Dems into a "standing filibuster" (the original and authentic kind), instead of honoring (among thieves) a "paper filibuster" written slip, then the Senate won't be able to even consider any other businef they initiated the showdown with the shutdown still ongoing, then they would be handing Dems a lever that they could pull at any time to get relief from the standing filibuster, by offering to talk about making a deal on DHS funding. The Insiders that don't want the SAVE Act in the first place would fall all overss until it's resolved by one side quitting.

Posted by: SciVo

Not quite. Senate has no germaneness rule on amendments so you could piggyback the DHS funding as an amendment to the SAVE act. The only issue would be House and Senate SAVE acts would have to be reconciled either via conference, a shell bill, etc.

One of the issues though with a talking filibuster is that amendments can be offered, even not germane one, by those holding the floor. You have to have a consistent majority willing to table those amendments over and over again.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv)

244 138 ChristyBlinky, I saw your comment about your dream. Hahaha
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (+nEug)

Pretty strange! When I someday dream of Ace and my romance I will post every detail! XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM (WONhk)

245 You know who else had germaneness?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (8PrXA)

246 Nope, it is true. Dunno about now but Bubba Clinton wanted to be 'loved' and particularly focused on the ladies. Very occasionally he would go volcanic temper but usually he would try to charm and then backstab when he could get around to it.

This is from watching the Hill and Bill reality show from the vantage point of a job in Arkansas politics and as someone who had dealings with those critters and their camp followers for decades.
Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)

You could see it in his speeches, even when you disliked him and his policies. Part of you would be going "Oh Bill" instead of turning on him. After the speech you'd continue to oppose him but the gift was there. Never had that with Hillary, or the Light Bringer or any other Dem I recall.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (8avO+)

247 at which point I noticed that she didn't shave her underarm hair.

Total turnoff ...
Posted by: ShainS


But, you still...?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (EklFu)

248 @229 a story was told that a bunch of big Dem donors were going to demand that Clinton resign during the Monica mess. They rented a suite at the Willard and invited Bubba. He walked and before they said a word he said "I failed you" in his best weepy voice. By the end of the meeting that were chanting "Clinton, Clinton"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (HYqoK)

249 238 If she must lie why not believable lies?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (p31pK)

If I tell a lie and you believe me because it sounds right, that's boring.

If I lie and you believe me because you really like me, I'm just being a jerk.

If I lie and you believe me because you fear me, that's entertainment right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (06Hmj)

250
HILLARY CLINTON: She came as the +1 of someone who was invited

Ok...who?

And how did you know that person?
Posted by: 18-1

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Unfortunately, this information was Bleachbitted along with the yoga routines and arrangements for her (sob) -- mother's FUNERAL -- (sob).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (5pERN)

251 I've prepared myself that these two serpents will avoid justice in this life, but I take solace that God's punishment will be far greater than anything they could experience in this world.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (QpHLI)

252 243 One of the issues though with a talking filibuster is that amendments can be offered, even not germane one, by those holding the floor. You have to have a consistent majority willing to table those amendments over and over again.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv)

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Some GOP senator I've never heard of was saying that the amendment process couldn't be controlled, or he would be willing to vote for unrelated amendments, or something.

I suspect that if Thune can get the 50 co-sponsors to agree to the SAVE Act, he should be able to keep them in line on amendment-o-rama.

Especially if he can game the system with the final amendment that reads, "All the other amendments are bullshit, original text of the bill only, please." Like he did on the OBBB.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

253 Personally, I believe that there is more iron in the words of That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." than That Guy who thinks that things are beginning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4qxRT)
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Hey!

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (omSBT)

254 Did Nancy Mace come?

Posted by: Bigsmith at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (1Au9i)

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Go on.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (iPmRO)

255 someone once said they spent time at parties and galas with Bill. And he couldn't stand it if someone in the room was indifferent to him, let alone disliked him. He'd stop working the entire room and focus on them, until his charm had won them over. He couldn't let it go.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2026 01:52 PM


My dad met Bill at a big Wal-Mart meeting in the 80s and said the same thing. And Rush Limbaugh has told a very similar story.

And yes, my Kevin Bacon number is extremely low for all kinds of pretty unlikely people because of that meeting, LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

256 If she must lie why not believable lies?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Because, repeated by the MSM, they become truth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (XeU6L)

257
Hillary's essential nastiness and immorality is hiding in plain sight. Like FDR's polio-paralyzed legs, it happens right in front of the press, and they pretend it's not there.

Congress should not put on this pointless show with the Clintons. It's just a contaminating tar baby. Their real crimes are not even being discussed at this circus sideshow.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 02:19 PM (azNOR)

258 Lizzy Warren is also a contender
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Not really. New England is really not a good base for a candidacy anymore. The almost solid D status in prezzie elections hurts candidates there even more. Other candidates give the opportunity to flip swing states, Warren does not.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

259 Wretched hag defends evil man. Why? We're not entirely sure. But wretched and deformed souls sure seem to stick together.

Posted by: Like Satanic Velcro at February 27, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

260 Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)

I was gonna mention I believed it about women because every one was a chance to get laid, but not so much the men. Interesting.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (7GMXG)

261 257
Hillary's essential nastiness and immorality is hiding in plain sight. Like FDR's polio-paralyzed legs, it happens right in front of the press, and they pretend it's not there.

Congress should not put on this pointless show with the Clintons. It's just a contaminating tar baby. Their real crimes are not even being discussed at this circus sideshow.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Eh, pointless but it is not like the House is doing anything while the Senate twiddles its thumbs on DHS funding and the SAVE act.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)

262 Don't forget her cock-teasing of Canada-loving Jarvis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM


She didn't know that was Siraj's job.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

263 I don't think Democrats are going back to the Woman Well in 2028 unless the GE is 100% fixed.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (7GMXG)

264 Personally, I believe that there is more iron in the words of That Guy who says "Nothing will happen." than That Guy who thinks that things are beginning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:14 PM (4qxRT)
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Hey!
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 27, 2026 02:18 PM (omSBT)

En fuego!

Posted by: That guy who shouts "en fuego!" at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (TbWk/)

265 Trump hosted many Democrat parties and fundraisers at his properties and naturally Epstein kept showing up. That is why there were lots of opportunities for pictures with Trump and Epstein. Trump then finds out what a disgusting creep Epstein is and calls the Palm Beach police on him. Right after that, Trump breaks all ties with Democrats.... Because they are all GROSS

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 27, 2026 02:22 PM (Wnqw0)

266 There's not logic or factual basis for me thinking this, but I've always just kind of assumed that Hillary was the one who had Epstein whacked.

Everyone else is out banging interns and trafficking children.

This cunt is the only one out there these days straight up whacking people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 02:22 PM (06Hmj)

267 Total turnoff ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:15 PM (iPmRO)


Well,yeah!

There's a horror photo of Hil during her college daze in striped pants. One photo zeros in to where the stripes meet at her groin, as she's mansplaining, and I projectile harf.

Maybe she shagged ole Bill when he was stoned (but not inhaling) and drunk. Had someone film or take photos for blackmail even then.

She had "something" on Bill for him to stay with her. I seriously doubt she was that great to be around in or out of bed. With her nagging harpy voice and big glasses. UGH

Nasty!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:22 PM (WONhk)

268 She only talked to Epstein about weddings and yoga.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (7GMXG)

269 When I someday dream of Ace and my romance I will post every detail! XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM


Fooling around on the shelving is about as XXXX as it's possible to get.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (4qxRT)

270 But, you still...?

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 02:17 PM (EklFu)

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lol

I was tempted, but no.

My roommate was gone that weekend, and she spent the night in his bed -- and I couldn't sleep (hey, I was 19!) as I was horny as f*ck ... but it was my best friend's sister.

I'm not sure I'd be as honorable and chivalrous these days ... lol

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (iPmRO)

271 260 Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)

I was gonna mention I believed it about women because every one was a chance to get laid, but not so much the men. Interesting.
Posted by: ...

I used to work for a Arkansas Congress critter during that era and my father was an elected official. So yeah, I knew the Clintons, Tysons, Blairs, Bumpers, Pryor, etc.

Arkansas was a very weird state politically at the time because of a very small and rural population and state officials had to run every two years for elections. Being rural, it meant Dems could not just hole up in Little Rock and rely on winning the primary or general elections, they had to go on the road all over the state for votes.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

272 In any other world Hillary would have been charged with perjury yesterday and in all hearings.

Sadly, it would accomplish nothing. She would either get a DC jury, which would let her go, or a DC judge, who would let her go. It's sick and gross but it is what it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

I think the real victory is that we got several Dems not to block the subpoena for them in the first place. She knows that her own side is willing to let her be thrown to the wolves in public. She's not at the apex any more and that has to rankle with her.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)

273 When I someday dream of Ace and my romance I will post every detail! XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM

Fooling around on the shelving is about as XXXX as it's possible to get.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (4qxRT)

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Gives new meaning to the term "banging."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:25 PM (iPmRO)

274 She had "something" on Bill for him to stay with her. I seriously doubt she was that great to be around in or out of bed. With her nagging harpy voice and big glasses. UGH

Nasty!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Hillary had the national contacts after working the Watergate Hearings. Bill was a professor at Univ. of Arkansas Law School but politically ambitious.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:26 PM (E4rtv)

275 Gives new meaning to the term "banging."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:25 PM (iPmRO)
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Like a screen door in a hurricane!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 02:27 PM (omSBT)

276 nood



truck drivers

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 02:27 PM (3uBP9)

277 I don't think Democrats are going back to the Woman Well in 2028 unless the GE is 100% fixed.
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 02:21 PM (7GMXG)

Not sure they have a lot of choice any more. Unless they select a Mandami.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)

278 With all the Nancy Mace hate, beginning to wonder if Mortimer and Widespread Pepe are back. Nobody could stir up the woman hate like those two.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (2H3yT)

279 at which point I noticed that she didn't shave her underarm hair.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:15 PM


So, did the cuffs match the collar?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 27, 2026 02:28 PM (SMdB1)

280 Here's the thing that pisses me off the most about Hillary:

All these feminists who told me Hillary was a shining example of how women have progressed and become the equal of me - they can never admit to me why she stayed with Bill after he publicly humiliated her time and again ... AND why she kept her daughter around the lech (I mean, we all know her dad is Webb Hubbell, but still).

She was a power-hungry old bat who hitched her wagon to a creep and sacrificed her own child so she could keep her dream of being president some day alive.

Who worships that?

Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (H4qGm)

281 I was truthful when I testified I never met Epstein. He met me a bunch of times! If grammar dodges can work for Bill, they can work for me, too! /cackle cackle cackle/

Posted by: Hillary! at February 27, 2026 02:30 PM (5rh/l)

282 I think the real victory is that we got several Dems not to block the subpoena for them in the first place. She knows that her own side is willing to let her be thrown to the wolves in public. She's not at the apex any more and that has to rankle with her.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The new DSA kids on the block want the old Clinton era types to be forced out of any power in the party so they can get the positions, etc. Epstein gives them cover to do so. Mainly an internal fight.

GOP has its own with the assholes like Candace Ovens, Fuentes, and other anti-Jew types like Tucker trying to destroy the Trump coalition with their own perverted brand of America First. Big wars on X and social media, not so clear as to actuality in elections unlike the Dems in elections like Crockett versus Talarico.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)

283 She was a power-hungry old bat who hitched her wagon to a creep and sacrificed her own child so she could keep her dream of being president some day alive.

Who worships that?
Posted by: The_Hoser
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White women of a certain age.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)

284 Nope, it is true. Dunno about now but Bubba Clinton wanted to be 'loved' and particularly focused on the ladies. Very occasionally he would go volcanic temper but usually he would try to charm and then backstab when he could get around to it.

This is from watching the Hill and Bill reality show from the vantage point of a job in Arkansas politics and as someone who had dealings with those critters and their camp followers for decades.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (E4rtv)

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I've heard anecdotes that Bubba had a near-eidetic memory -- and if he'd met you at a party 20 years earlier, he would remember your name if he saw you again.

I listened to the audiobook of legendary sportscaster Al Michael's autobiography some years ago. He was relating on how he had spent some time with a football coach from Arkansas in the '80s who said something like "You'd better take notice of our ambitious Governor who will win one be the President of the United States."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:33 PM (iPmRO)

285 *WHO WILL ONE DAY be ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 02:34 PM (iPmRO)

286 ... Who worships that?
Posted by: The_Hoser at February 27, 2026 02:29 PM (H4qGm)
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I've never understood the Hillary "sisterhood" thing. Any of the identity-hood stuff.

Hillary Clinton is no more a woman than Barack Obama is a man. These are sexless, soulless creatures of power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 02:42 PM (48xL/)

287 269 When I someday dream of Ace and my romance I will post every detail! XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:16 PM

Fooling around on the shelving is about as XXXX as it's possible to get.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2026 02:23 PM (4qxRT)

It's very platonic since I'm married. But a spark that cannot be denied is smoldering.*

*Ace probably now concerned about a stalker.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 02:45 PM (WONhk)

288 I guess this is interesting to pundits but we all know three things here

1) everyone knew they were both going to like like crazy
2) everyone knows they are neck deep in the scandal again
3) everyone knows nothing will come of any of this

bonus 4) if anything actually does happen, Massie will trample a nun and three children to a microphone to take credit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2026 02:57 PM (PYyV9)

US Evacuates Embassies in Israel and Iraq, China Orders Citizens Out of Iran as Strike Appears Imminent

Recall the words of wisdom:

And so it begins.

-- Guy who thinks things are always beginning


But joking aside, it looks like Trump's had enough.

Iran once again pretended to "talk" while conceding nothing. The USS Ford is now in place for a strike.

Open Source Intel
@Osint613

Al Arabiya: The U.S. State Department has evacuated non-essential staff from the U.S. Embassy in Iraq.


AFP: The United States authorised the departure of non-emergency embassy staff from Israel on Friday, as it threatened strikes on Iran and pressed its biggest military build-up in the Middle East in decades.

"True Conservative" Tucker Carlson, meanwhile, is now being feted Obama's pro-Iran foreign policy A-Team, including architect of the pro-Iran "Echo Chamber," Ben Rhodes, aka "Obama's Mind-Meld Second Brain.

Ben Rhodes, whom you undoubtedly know as Barack Obama's Deputy National Security Advisor, once bragged that he persuaded the media by gaslighting them and creating an echo chamber. Since establishment Washington, rightly, opposed the Iran deal that he and Obama so desperately wanted, they invented a new establishment and sold it to America.

As Malley and representatives of the State Department, including Wendy Sherman and Secretary of State John Kerry, engaged in formal negotiations with the Iranians, to ratify details of a framework that had already been agreed upon, Rhodes's war room did its work on Capitol Hill and with reporters. In the spring of last year, legions of arms-control experts began popping up at think tanks and on social media, and then became key sources for hundreds of often-clueless reporters. "We created an echo chamber," he admitted, when I asked him to explain the onslaught of freshly minted experts cheerleading for the deal. "They were saying things that validated what we had given them to say."

When I suggested that all this dark metafictional play seemed a bit removed from rational debate over America's future role in the world, Rhodes nodded. "In the absence of rational discourse, we are going to discourse the [expletive] out of this," he said. "We had test drives to know who was going to be able to carry our message effectively, and how to use outside groups like Ploughshares, the Iran Project and whomever else. So we knew the tactics that worked." He is proud of the way he sold the Iran deal. "We drove them crazy," he said of the deal's opponents.

Ah, the "expert" class. We know them well.

Ben Rhodes helped pioneer and refine the "echo chamber" strategy Obama used so well--the creation of what I call The Narrative(TM). Ben is part of the Obama team's Crooked Media, which is known for its shows Pod Save America and Pod Save the World. Crooked Media was founded by the worst of the worst: Jon Favreau, Tommy Vietor, and Jon Lovett, all part of Obama's communications and foreign policy/intelligence teams.

Below, they praise Tucker and encourage all other media figures to follow him in his Iran propaganda. Tommy Vietor -- "That was like a 100 years ago, man" -- says he's a Text Buddy with Tucker Carlson, The True Conservative.

Tucker Carlson got sick of being called antisemitic by the perfidious Satanic Jews who drink Christian babies' blood, and so he reached out to one of these Jewish Mind-Controllers to ask him how he could convince the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy to stop calling him antisemitic.

This particular Perfidious Jew, Yoram Hazony, told him he could start by ending his constant claims that Jews are engaged in a constant aggression against Christians and start all the wars in the world for no reason at all except to spread the Nefarious Jew Conspiracy.

Tucker Carlson then said, "Short of that, I mean."

Or words to that effect. Tucker did not want to stop accusing Jews of conspiring against Christians, he just wanted the Jews to stop noticing he can't stop accusing Jews of conspiring against Christians.


Yoram Hazony
@yhazony

Feb 21

My Contacts With Tucker Carlson About Anti-Semitism on His Show

A few weeks ago, a mutual friend asked me if I'd be willing to speak to Tucker Carlson off the record. I agreed and Tucker called me three weeks ago to talk. I continued texting with him for eight days after that.

But this past Friday, Tucker released a video in which he reported to the public on his off-the-record conversations with me. Inaccurately, of course. So here's some additional information on my short-lived discussions with Tucker Carlson about anti-Semitism on his show.

Tucker called me on Sunday, February 1. We talked for 1 hour and 23 minutes. Here's what I noted down on my desk calendar right after the call:

"8 am Tucker Carlson 83-minute call wanting to know how to end the charges of anti-Semitism against him. Trump told him to end it on Jan 11."

As you can see, Tucker explained that he was calling because he had come under pressure from President Trump at his famous meeting at the White House on January 11. He told me the administration wants him to find a way to stop his high-profile fights with Jews and Zionist Christians. Tucker told me that he wanted my advice on "practical steps" he could take to change the impression that he is an anti-Semite.

I thought he was asking me to host him in Israel. So I explained to him that I can't do much to help him, because just about every Jew I know believes he's been waging a savage campaign against Jews, Judaism, and Israel for the past 18 months--and that most think his aim is to drive Jews and Zionist Christians out of the Trump coalition and out of the Republican party. I said that even a year ago, quite a few Jews would probably have jumped at the chance to appear on the Tucker Carlson Show and to present an alternative point of view, but that this looked impossible to me now--and that it would stay that way as long as there's no change of direction on his part.

Tucker wanted me to explain to him why anyone would think he was an anti-Semite. I answered that question for more than an hour, giving him a series of examples of statements he and his guests had made on his show that seemed completely unhinged and motivated by a desire to slander Jews, Judaism, Israel, and Zionist Christians in order to do as much harm as possible. He kept expressing amazement that anyone would think he was an anti-Semite, and I kept giving him more examples of why I thought any fair observer would reach that conclusion if they were familiar with the relevant conversations he had hosted on his program.

The conversation ended with my agreeing to continue the discussion. I didn't feel he was open to dialing down the hostility toward Jews, Judaism, Israel, and Zionist Christians constantly being expressed on his program. But I also didn't want to close the door to the possibility that the pushback from the administration would eventually get him to make a change. (Anyone who has been following Tucker's program in the weeks since January 11 knows that, so far, there hasn't been any such change.)

On February 3, Tucker wrote to me asking if he could speak at the first Israeli National Conservatism Conference (NatCon), which is scheduled to be held in Jerusalem on June 8-10. I was taken aback that he would ask for something like that, given the content of our conversation two days earlier. But I did my best to draft a reply that would reinforce my previous description of what a great many Jews, Israelis, and Zionist Christians think of Tucker right now. Here's what I wrote in response to his request to speak at the first NatCon conference in Israel:

"Tucker, I appreciate the offer. But I need people to show up at this event. Realistically, Jews and Zionist Christians are not going to share a platform with you or come to hear you under the current circumstances. I'm just speaking descriptively about the situation: Much of the lineup will revolt if you join the program and that story will blow back on you [and other public figures] in addition to blowing up the conference. If you want to change this situation, there are things you can do unilaterally to shift the dynamic and I think that's the way to move forward."

I thought Tucker had finally gotten the message that he should stop asking me for favors, and instead consider how he could make unilateral changes that would help people get past the impression that he is one of the leading Jew-haters of our generation.

But then on February 9, he wrote to ask me if I would set up a meeting for him with Prime Minister Netanyahu. I'm not sure why he thought I was the right address for that request. But I knew very well that if someone were going to contact the Prime Minister's office with such a misguided idea, it wasn't going to be me. Here's what I wrote in reply to his request that I arrange a meeting for him with Bibi:

"I don't see how that could happen. It doesn't serve any interest I'm aware of. It could only damage him."

This was a perfectly honest answer, and Tucker could have thanked me for giving him my honest assessment of the situation he has created. But Tucker wasn't happy with it, and he typed an agitated little speech into his phone to indicate that our conversation had come to an end.

On February 20, Tucker released a peevish summary of the contacts between us as part of a wild video in which he also suggested that Israel might be trying to kill him and his family.

That's the story. I'll just add one comment. Most of what I do in public life is building coalitions. That means I talk to a lot of people who don't agree with me on all sorts of things, and sometimes that means meeting with people who don't like me very much. I have these in-person, off-the-record conversations because often people turn out to be quite different in private. Sometimes, I've just misunderstood who they are from their public appearances. Sometimes, I've understood very well who they are, but it turns out they are willing to explore the possibility of making a change. And also: Even when nothing else comes of it, I learn a tremendous amount about people from these private conversations.

In Tucker's case, the private person turns out to be exactly who we've been seeing in public. As of now, I'm not seeing any sign that he is willing to play ball with the mainstream nationalist camp in the Republican party, much less that he has any regrets about who and what he has become since leaving Fox News in 2023. Whatever his motives for turning his podcast into what seems to be a circus of anti-Jewish messaging, right now that project is clearly more important to him than helping the administration keep its coalition together so it can govern effectively and win elections in 2026 and 2028.


This is just like calling up the NAACP and asking them for a free "N-Word Pass," because sometimes, you know, n****r is just the mot juste.

Below, Tucker Carlson, who is not antisemitic, wants you to know that he is no coward and was not afraid to step into Israel proper, instead remaining in "Zone A" which I guess is some kind of zone which Israel does not have sovereign control over.

In explaining that he's not a coward who is afraid of Israel, he says that he asked the US to tell Israel the exact plane he was on, because this Non-Antisemitic Non-Coward really believed that Israel, which is "fighting a war with seven different countries, was plotting to shoot his airplane out of the sky and then claim they thought it was an "Iranian Drone," and he wanted Huckabee to tell them specifically he was on this plane so that Israel could not murder him by anti-aircraft missile and then pretend they didn't know.

He cites the totally non-antisemitic USS Liberty trope to show that Pefidious Jews love doing that kind of thing. (He continues insisting Israel knew it was an American ship, even though the NSA has released intercepted radio transmissions showing that Israel had identified the ship as Egyptian.)

See, he's not antisemitic at all, he totally isn't deranged with antisemitic conspiracy theories and paranoia.

And also: Not a coward. Definitely, N O T a coward.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:16 PM




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1 In before we're told Trump is betraying MAGA.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

2 Well, we can't say we haven't given them ample time to change the error of their ways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (bss/y)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

4 Let's hope Trump has a plan to handle this like he handled ISIS and not how Shrub handled Iraq.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)

5 The left is also writing favorable pieces about Candace Owens now.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (YwEeS)

6 Willowed, about EBT/SNAP: I've seen this govt. subsidy business in action on a different front. You know how Aldi requires you to make a .25 deposit to get a shopping cart, and you get it back when you return the cart to the corral. Well, at a lot of the Aldis near me, I continually see carts, with the quarter still inside, left out in the parking lot. I guess when you're on EBT/SNAP or whatever it's called, a loss of .25 is no big deal.

It often makes it possible for me to wheel that paid-for cart inside, shop and leave, put the cart back into that corral, and get a free quarter for my efforts!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (wzUl9)

7 I haven't seen ace this amped up about a political commentator since... maybe Jonah?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

8 4 Let's hope Trump has a plan to handle this like he handled ISIS and not how Shrub handled Iraq.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)

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5 years of Trump's foreign policy example says:

He won't do a W. He's had a dozen chances and turned them all down.

Hell, Biden didn't even get our boots on the ground in Ukraine, that's how out of favor foreign adventurism is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

9 He cites the totally non-antisemitic USS Liberty trope to show that Pefidious Jews love doing that kind of thing. (He continues insisting Israel knew it was an American ship, even though the NSA has released intercepted radio transmissions showing that Israel had identified the ship as Egyptian.)

Note the people that tell you any time the government screws up that it was just a mistake and not at all a conspiracy also tell me that in the middle of a conflict with hostile neighboring powers Israel decided to attack an American ship for some reason.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

10 willowed

NASA just announced a MAJOR overhaul of the Artemis program. Here’s what’s changed, according to @NASAAdmin
@rookisaacman
:

NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

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basically what we accomplished with the Apollo 7 and 9 flights.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)

11 7 I haven't seen ace this amped up about a political commentator since... maybe Jonah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y

Jonah was just a fat wet noodle with no real following... Tucker is dangerous...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (0DN51)

12 I guess if you ARE gonna do it, you might as well do it while the Taliban has their hands full with Pakistan so they can't jump in and assist the regime...

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (wa/yD)

13 4 Let's hope Trump has a plan to handle this like he handled ISIS and not how Shrub handled Iraq.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:18 PM (sKqQm)

Ever wonder if maybe we are not being reasonable when it comes to trump. It is like we expect THIS time, after all the other evidence to the contrary, Trump is going to turn into Lindsay Graham or Bill Kristol on nation building.

May be a bit unreasonable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

14 Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.


I dunno, testing stuff before you implement it seems like a fine idea to me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (a+4eV)

15 Jonah was just a fat wet noodle with no real following... Tucker is dangerous...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (0DN51)

Is he?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

16 13 Ever wonder if maybe we are not being reasonable when it comes to trump. It is like we expect THIS time, after all the other evidence to the contrary, Trump is going to turn into Lindsay Graham or Bill Kristol on nation building.

May be a bit unreasonable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

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After the 27 year long war that erupted because of the droning of General Soleimeni in Trump's first term, I think it's reasonable to assume that all foreign policy engagements under Trump lead to extended wars.

It's only logic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

17 No new wars? Said somebody somewhere sometime.

Posted by: Promise not kept at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (fKeBm)

18 Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

LOL.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

19 15 Jonah was just a fat wet noodle with no real following... Tucker is dangerous...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (0DN51)

Is he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

He's certainly more followed...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (0DN51)

20 Awesome post ace. Dotting the i's and crossing the t's.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (/M/4v)

21 After the 27 year long war that erupted because of the droning of General Soleimeni in Trump's first term, I think it's reasonable to assume that all foreign policy engagements under Trump lead to extended wars.

It's only logic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

Wait, are we living in TJM World? My mistake- nothing has to make sense in that case.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

22 With SLS/Artemus they had to let it fail in no uncertain terms. That program was always a giant pork fest

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

23 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (omSBT)

24 Well, let's just ask Ben Rhodes...oh,wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

25 >>>5 The left is also writing favorable pieces about Candace Owens now.

yes, I saw that! I have a half-written post about this grifter. She's now doing a "documentary" about Erika Kirk which will present her theories that Erika is a lesbian groomer and also killed her husband.

I can't finish that today, though, and I already did her Partner In Crime, Tucker, so it'll have to wait.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

26 I dunno, testing stuff before you implement it seems like a fine idea to me.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (a+4eV)


Particularly given the fact that every time they try to do something with it there's an issue despite the fact that they're, theoretically, not doing rapid prototyping ala SpaceX.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

27 Rubio is scheduled to be in Israel on March 2-3...

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:26 PM (/M/4v)

28 Squash the mullahs and arm the people to permit a fine cleaning of Iran. Then open talks with Cuber.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:26 PM (pZ64F)

29 "True Conservative" Tucker Carlson, meanwhile, is now being feted Obama's pro-Iran foreign policy A-Team, including architect of the pro-Iran "Echo Chamber," Ben Rhodes, aka "Obama's Mind-Meld Second Brain.

This new Odd Couple reboot sucks. The bow tie guy laughs like he's doing backing tracks on a Floyd album.

98% Rotten

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 12:26 PM (w/O5Q)

30 >>No new wars? Said somebody somewhere sometime.
___
"No more forever wars."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 27, 2026 12:26 PM (bNf8H)

31 Things could get messy

Posted by: Guy who thinks things might get messy at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

32 17 No new wars? Said somebody somewhere sometime.

Posted by: Promise not kept at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (fKeBm)

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I wonder.

Has Iran considered itself at war with America since 1978?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

33
Cucker Tarleson could avoid being seen as an antisemite who won't stop talking about teh Joos if he really wanted to. He just needs to stop talking about teh Joos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (HXiQ2)

34 "General Ben" Hodges, the most prominent rabid anti-Russian American commentator, suddenly just remembered that the Russians tried to kill him by bombing his train five times in the Netherlands last summer.

The reaction of the Dutch government and Dutch railways was "huh?"

Guess someone feels that he isn't getting enough attention...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (n1OCj)

35 6 Willowed, about EBT/SNAP: I've seen this govt. subsidy business in action on a different front. You know how Aldi requires you to make a .25 deposit to get a shopping cart, and you get it back when you return the cart to the corral. Well, at a lot of the Aldis near me, I continually see carts, with the quarter still inside, left out in the parking lot. I guess when you're on EBT/SNAP or whatever it's called, a loss of .25 is no big deal.

It often makes it possible for me to wheel that paid-for cart inside, shop and leave, put the cart back into that corral, and get a free quarter for my efforts!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (wzUl9)

I've pocketed maybe $0.75 from this. The overwhelming majority of the time people take their carts back. It's an ingenious system that lets Aldi keep costs down by having the customer do the work when it comes to cart return.

Posted by: And their prices are WAY low at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

36 yes, I saw that! I have a half-written post about this grifter. She's now doing a "documentary" about Erika Kirk which will present her theories that Erika is a lesbian groomer and also killed her husband.

I can't finish that today, though, and I already did her Partner In Crime, Tucker, so it'll have to wait.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

Wait, she's a lesbian groomer now? I thought she was banging so many guys before and after her marriage to Kirk that she couldn't be a lesbian.

This stuff is so hard to keep up with.

Although, if they keep wanting to show her in images of bikinis as 'proof', I am ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

37 "Perfidious Jew?"

I haven't heard that term since attending a Traditional Latin Mass.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:28 PM (qFwJc)

38 25 I can't finish that today, though, and I already did her Partner In Crime, Tucker, so it'll have to wait.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

Request possible use of "Partner in Slime" for those two.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (wa/yD)

39 This new Odd Couple reboot sucks. The bow tie guy laughs like he's doing backing tracks on a Floyd album.

98% Rotten
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Some things should never be tinkered with.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (pZ64F)

40 I guess I thought we answered those questions back in the 70s

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (ZxPkt)

41 Jonah was just a fat wet noodle with no real following... Tucker is dangerous...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (0DN51)

Is he?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

He's certainly more followed...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (0DN51)


That only means he's dangerous if you also believe that Ace and JJ Sefton brain-wash all of us into believing things we didn't already believe. (This was also a major trope about Rush Limbaugh back in the day).

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

42 Cucker is a feature on Tehran official TV channels. His rhetoric and jihadi rhetoric are in alignment. He is also undermining Trump, constantly, and leaking inside the "inside the WH" stuff to his buddies in the press.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (/M/4v)

43 >> She's now doing a "documentary" about Erika Kirk which will present her theories that Erika is a lesbian groomer


That's Hot. Does she have a Mobile Lesbian Grooming Service...or, does she just work out of a Storefront?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (1Udfd)

44 So kicking Iran's ass might actually be more effective than sucking its dick. Who'da thunk it.

Posted by: Leave that to the goats at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (TbWk/)

45 Iran must be feeling pretty confident they have things hidden well enough to survive an attack.

Meanwhile this underscores the threat to Europe caused by Obama when he canceled the missile defense systems. They were more to defend against Iran, not Russia.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)

46 I never see perfidious without the other term.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (8PrXA)

47 "True Conservative" Tucker Carlson, meanwhile, is now being fetid

Fixed it

Posted by: Nicless at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (nPp6w)

48 60s, actually

anyway, fire away

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ZxPkt)

49 41 That only means he's dangerous if you also believe that Ace and JJ Sefton brain-wash all of us into believing things we didn't already believe. (This was also a major trope about Rush Limbaugh back in the day).

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

======

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

50 I haven't heard that term since attending a Traditional Latin Mass.

===

Some people are crying crocodile tears, lamenting the 2nd Vatican because of it.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (/M/4v)

51 Also, in more interesting news, Hillary testified yesterday that she barely knew Epstein existed. The released files indicate that Epstein and Maxwell created the Clinton Global Initiative. Oops.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

52 The bow tie guy laughs like he's doing backing tracks on a Floyd album.
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The lunatic is on the grass.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (omSBT)

53 Several more arrests in connection with St. Paul church protest against ICE

KARE's Lou Raguse said sources reported those arrested were taken to the federal courthouse in St. Paul, where they're expected to make their first court appearances

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

54 "It often makes it possible for me to wheel that paid-for cart inside, shop and leave, put the cart back into that corral, and get a free quarter for my efforts!"

Here in my little city with one Aldi, it is customary to find a "free" cart. We "pay it forward." You have to be a real shithead to retrieve the fucking quarter.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (qFwJc)

55 Robert Malley is a traitor to the U.S.

Posted by: Richard Scaramanga at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (RIvkX)

56 NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

----

basically what we accomplished with the Apollo 7 and 9 flights.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Shit. Elon should do his own Moon mission, and claim the Moon as his personal fiefdom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (8zz6B)

57 /three nipples sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

58 "Death To America" sounds very warlike to me.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (/M/4v)

59 Lesbian groomer > lesbian seagull?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

60 Barely knew is vague enough to work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (8PrXA)

61 I never see perfidious without the other term.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (8PrXA)
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Perfide Albion!

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (omSBT)

62 What does Erika Kirk charge to Flea Dip a Lesbian?


Asking for a friend.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (1Udfd)

63 That only means he's dangerous if you also believe that Ace and JJ Sefton brain-wash all of us into believing things we didn't already believe. (This was also a major trope about Rush Limbaugh back in the day).
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

This. We don't follow or listen to a commentator usually because they have 'changed our minds' and helped form our worldview- we do it because they echo our own. Just like movie reviewers or channels.

If we were brainwashed acolytes, there would probably be fewer ace is a gay effete nancy boi on a vespa jokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

64 I seem to recall Tucker reaching out to Hunter Biden for a college letter of recommendation for one of his kids. He's always been swampy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (XvL8K)

65 Hillary testified yesterday that she barely knew Epstein existed. The released files indicate that Epstein and Maxwell created the Clinton Global Initiative. Oops.
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Any word on Bill's blue dress?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (pZ64F)

66 totally non-antisemitic USS Liberty trope

----

What does this mean?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (RkOfE)

67
*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

I have this strange gnawing pain in my liver all of a sudden.

Posted by: Damn vultures at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

68 64 I seem to recall Tucker reaching out to Hunter Biden for a college letter of recommendation for one of his kids. He's always been swampy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 12:32 PM (XvL8K)

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"Asking Hunter Biden for a letter of recommendation?! Why isn't the DOJ executing Tucker right now! That's worse than being Epstein's plumber!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

69 Well, let's just ask Ben Rhodes...oh,wait...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

BTW, Mike. Could you add a little shredded ginger and spices to Cream of Rice to make it resemble congee?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (8zz6B)

70 Forrest Tucker >>> Tucker Carlson

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

71 I seem to recall Tucker reaching out to Hunter Biden for a college letter of recommendation for one of his kids. He's always been swampy.

==

thanks for the reminder, when the shiit about Hunter's laptop hit the fan, he defended him on Fox.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (/M/4v)

72 The elder Maxwell or the younger?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (8PrXA)

73 Tucker wanted me to explain to him why anyone would think he was an anti-Semite.
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He has no idea, he a flummoxed and a perplexed. Please somebody help!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (RIvkX)

74 Ben Rhodes' brain mind-melding with Barky's brain yields approximately 0.6 of the intelligent thought capability of a normal human brain.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (5rh/l)

75 How are the lunchtime DC pizza sales going?

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (vSvIl)

76 59 Lesbian groomer > lesbian seagull?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

Busty lesbians > Lesbian groomers > lesbian seagull > flock of seagulls

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

77 1. What is our goal in attacking Iran?
2. Is it achievable?
3. At what cost?

I would love to wake up to a Mullah-free Iran, but I fear an echo of 2004-2008: A disasterous ME engagement + massive job losses from AI that tanks the economy = Obama 2.0, only this time the Democrat-Communists will not be fooling around and we will be well and truly fucked.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

78 75 How are the lunchtime DC pizza sales going?

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (vSvIl)

====

Hegseth said something recently that he's going to order that a bunch of pizzas get ordered on random days just to throw off the tracker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

79 Cucker Tarleson could avoid being seen as an antisemite who won't stop talking about teh Joos if he really wanted to. He just needs to stop talking about teh Joos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (HXiQ2)

Exactly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (8zz6B)

80 In Fairfax, VA, Abdul Jalloh stabbed a woman to death at a bus stop. Investigators are "still working to determine a motive."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (n5tGW)

81 The Death Dorrito comes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 27, 2026 12:35 PM (1JFYK)

82 Erika Lesbian Seagull was the unsuccessful sequel to Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (omSBT)

83 Ebt should only work for Kale.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (8PrXA)

84 Here's what I wrote in reply to his request that I arrange a meeting for him with Bibi:

"I don't see how that could happen. It doesn't serve any interest I'm aware of. It could only damage him."

This was a perfectly honest answer, and Tucker could have thanked me for giving him my honest assessment of the situation he has created. But Tucker wasn't happy with it, and he typed an agitated little speech into his phone to indicate that our conversation had come to an end.
====

Well you all know each other, amirite?
-Tucker

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)

85 Pro Tip: Don't pay extra for Nail Trimming.

Just let your lesbian out of the car, 1/2 mile from the Groomer and make her run behind the car, on the pavement.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (1Udfd)

86 Maybe Tucker will start sporting a retro look pager to compliment the bow tie.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (gm9Sb)

87 I was watching a video on youtube about the experience of Japanese POWs in Wisconsin in WWII and how during their first meal they expected to be executed shortly afterward since the meal was white rice, which is fed to condemned prisoners. It highlighted the fundamental misunderstanding of cultures that led to war.

I don't think we have a fundamental misunderstanding with Iran. They want to kill us.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (QGaXH)

88 You heard of "fleet in being," right.

Well Trump is trying the "fleet in being up your ass, Iran" strategy.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (ce4EC)

89 77 1. What is our goal in attacking Iran?
2. Is it achievable?
3. At what cost?

I would love to wake up to a Mullah-free Iran, but I fear an echo of 2004-2008: A disasterous ME engagement + massive job losses from AI that tanks the economy = Obama 2.0, only this time the Democrat-Communists will not be fooling around and we will be well and truly fucked.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

The first bit is just common sense. The second essay is just fearful crap. You cannot let the fear of what the enemy MIGHT do paralyze you from doing anything. They are going to try to strap the rat cages on no matter what we do or don't do. We'll have to deal with that one way or another, but letting it paralyze us is NOT the answer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

90 >>> NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

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basically what we accomplished with the Apollo 7 and 9 flights.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)


UPDATE:
Artemis 3 is no longer an LEO flight. Instead we are going to gather together at a low-tier carny carousel wearing crude space helmets fashioned from cardboard boxes and make ZOOOOM! WOOOOSH! sounds as we go around. Every effort will be made to choose space exploration themed mounts, like an astro-unicorn, if that's a thing.

Posted by: banana astro-unicorn Dream at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (3uBP9)

91 Well you all know each other, amirite?
-Tucker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)

Just like Canadians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

92 A few days of bombing select sites (to little effect again) like last time and a few dozen Iranian ballistic launches towards Israel again like last time before both sides declare victory and pack it all up again.

No ground forces. Planes, drones, bombs, missiles can not carry out regime change. It is very unclear what the USA intends to do, or what the repercussions for Iran and the region could look like in the aftermath.

Wars gotta be on the weekend so the market is closed. Can’t have red lines going down while you bomb people

A limited strike is likely unavoidable. If the Iran regime does not bend after this, a full scale war aiming for regime change is likely. It may even be possible that China take its chance on Taiwan if the US is too distracted.

I read yesterday that the likely way this would go down (for optics/political reasons) would be for Israel to start something, then the US, who just happens to be in the area, would jump in.

Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there. Scared the crap out of the 80 year old dementia don.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

93 I would love to wake up to a Mullah-free Iran, but I fear an echo of 2004-2008: A disasterous ME engagement + massive job losses from AI that tanks the economy = Obama 2.0, only this time the Democrat-Communists will not be fooling around and we will be well and truly fucked.

Repeat after me: DONALD J. TRUMP IS NOT GEORGE W. BUSH.

I'm not sure how many times Trump has to go in and out and nobody on our side gets hurt before people actually believe he's not going to start a ground war, but it's happened twice in the last year already. Calm your tits.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

94 I dunno, testing stuff before you implement it seems like a fine idea to me.


They already did. At great cost, in 1968. That’s what makes all this BS sixty years later so pathetic.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (V73VQ)

95 74 Ben Rhodes' brain mind-melding with Barky's brain yields approximately 0.6 of the intelligent thought capability of a normal human brain.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 12:33 PM (5rh/l)


How does that convert to milliKohns?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (B0NCh)

96 80 In Fairfax, VA, Abdul Jalloh stabbed a woman to death at a bus stop. Investigators are "still working to determine a motive."
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (n5tGW)

There's never room for J A L L OH.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (wa/yD)

97 Here in my little city with one Aldi, it is customary to find a "free" cart. We "pay it forward." You have to be a real shithead to retrieve the fucking quarter.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:30 PM (qFwJc)

Naw, the whole purpose of the cart "rental" is to encourage users to return the carts to the corral. Aldis wants you to collect that quarter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (8zz6B)

98 Perfidious Albanian?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)

99 The problem is, of course, that March - May is the best window to invade Taiwan, and China may be thinking,... it sure would be nice of the Americans were busy in Iran, months before a midterm, and still dependent on China, Taiwan, and foreign energy.....

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ce4EC)

100 I will hold off on commenting about the mentally challenged Admiral Ackbar lookalike and NAACP hustler Owens, until ace is ready with his post!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (/M/4v)

101 Seems to me Iran leaders want a war. I don't think it would last long. The people of Iran are sick of their so-called government anyway.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Z3Kkg)

102 Tucker got RFK Jr’s brain worm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (W2Pud)

103 Make America Great Again, but also Neocons can have a little Mideast war, on Sunday, as a treat.

David French, Evan McMuffin, Max Boot, Bill Kristol, and Jonah Goldberg approve this message.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (49ko9)

104 On the one hand I want to support whatever Trump & Co. are planning for Iran because The Obama Braintrust and Faggot Show got it so completely wrong for so long that doing the opposite of that seems logical.

On the other hand, I'm skeptical about what our plans are in the long term, because my entire adult life has been spent watching the most powerful military on earth step on its own dick over and over again.

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (5aZAZ)

105 98 Perfidious Albanian?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)

I think we can all agree on perfidious canadians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

106 Probably my favorite thing the leftards have done in the last 5 years, just beating out weaponizing trannies into their personal Alice Qaeda cell, is mainstreaming the word "Zionist", a term you would ONLY see on "certain" websites for 30 years or so, and in contexts that were less than favorable.

Just incredible. Like reintroducing the hard r n-word for regular conversation. Which I think you will see Democrats do in our lifetime. Various growing Democrat factions, it turns out, don't actually like black people very much.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (7GMXG)

107 The first bit is just common sense. The second essay is just fearful crap. You cannot let the fear of what the enemy MIGHT do paralyze you from doing anything. They are going to try to strap the rat cages on no matter what we do or don't do. We'll have to deal with that one way or another, but letting it paralyze us is NOT the answer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)
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Winston Churchill: something something don't take counsel of your fears something.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (omSBT)

108 The Persian people deserve an end to this insane regime. Still have my doubts we can achieve that.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (q177U)

109 105 98 Perfidious Albanian?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Cqx++)

I think we can all agree on perfidious canadians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

For some reason, I really wanted to type 'shifty snow wops'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

110 Today's Fox business Varney & Co Trivia:

Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali

On a related note, Varney solicits viewer feedback on Fridays. This week, after several unsuccessful attempts on my part, they used one of my e-mails. And just like the 'Comments of the Week' here, I knew when I wrote it that it was a winner.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (QGaXH)

111
10 willowed

NASA just announced a MAJOR overhaul of the Artemis program. Here’s what’s changed, according to @NASAAdmin
@rookisaacman
:

NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

----

basically what we accomplished with the Apollo 7 and 9 flights.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM

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This reminds me of the Space Shuttle. The Shuttle program won out over a cheap booster idea similar to what Musk is doing now. The result was a dangerous expensive kludge that continued for political, rather than technical reasons. NASA had become a fossilized ass-covering federal that was incapable of making sound decisions -- and this was back in the 1980s. Scrap NASA and start over.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (azNOR)

112 David French, Evan McMuffin, Max Boot, Bill Kristol, and Jonah Goldberg approve this message.
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Kit them out and parachute them into Iran.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (pZ64F)

113 Perfidious Babylonians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (8PrXA)

114 I weep and beat my breast (the one I am proud of) for poor, misunderstood Tucker.

You deserve this Tucker, you antisemite. Which you haven't hidden under a bushel but allowed that light to shine forth into the giant mouth of Owens. Where it then popped out of her Sanpaku rolling eyeballs.

Yoram Hazony was harassed. He should block the lunatic and get a restraining order. NUTS.

Tuckcuck has a private jet. I suggest he buy a private island and fly his private jet with family, Candance, and followers to start a commune. Dig a safe cave. Near Qatar. No one wants you here, Tucker and Candace. No one who is sane.

"Off the rails" doesn't describe them. They are being paid to damage conservatism and/or attempt to cause divide. Unfortunately for whoever is paying them, they don't message well at all. Might as well pay Nick Reiner to take up the flag.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (WONhk)

115 108 The Persian people deserve an end to this insane regime. Still have my doubts we can achieve that.
Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (q177U)

This is kind of my point. Protests have been simmering for a month or more... why does there not seem to be more widespread revolt? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

116 Uh, even if you think the Liberty attack was just a tragic mistake, it still proves that Israel is capable of making tragic mistakes in wartime.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (49ko9)

117 On the other hand, I'm skeptical about what our plans are in the long term, because my entire adult life has been spent watching the most powerful military on earth step on its own dick over and over again.

Hegseth has banned dick stepping. Turns out it was a fetish of that wolf-tranny or whatever.

But seriously, again, Trump has had two highly successful military operations in the past year that led to no ground war. When will you trust him?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

118 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein
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Amazing how she just never thought to mention it any time in the last 10 years. I guess she was just being nice.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (7GMXG)

119 And so it begins, indeed. God rest the souls who've been jailed, tortured and murdered by the demonic Iranian regime. And Lord, please protect the brave Iranians who are fighting for their freedom. 🙏

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (4tmpE)

120 USS Liberty? That was like 100 years ago, man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (FXNzP)

121 Artemis is a hot mess.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (q177U)

122 I haven't watched him lately. Well, probably in a couple of years (boy has it proved a good decision to unplug since the 24 election) but Tucker can't be all that bad, right? Do we hate Tucker now? Calling him a nazi seems a little strong.

Posted by: ghost of kari at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (hPVqm)

123 Can't wait for the upcoming Ami Kozak parody on the latest Tucker insanity.

I really do believe he has lost his mind. It is rather sad to watch.

Posted by: alanon at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (jHMkm)

124 110 Today's Fox business Varney & Co Trivia:

Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali


*raises hand* I know! I know!

Posted by: Don McLean at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (B0NCh)

125 116 Uh, even if you think the Liberty attack was just a tragic mistake, it still proves that Israel is capable of making tragic mistakes in wartime.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (49ko9)

So is everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

126 So kicking Iran's ass might actually be more effective than sucking its dick. Who'da thunk it.
Posted by: Leave that to the goats
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Not me. Rapprochement is the proper way to handle this. We start with pallets of cash...

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

127 56 Shit. Elon should do his own Moon mission, and claim the Moon as his personal fiefdom.

with blackjack. and hookers.

Posted by: bender "bending" rodriguez at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (aaakC)

128 NASA just announced a MAJOR overhaul of the Artemis program.

I'm not surprised. All they were on schedule to do was kill some more astronauts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (CrUNC)

129 How would she know? She barely knew Epstein.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (8PrXA)

130 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (QGaXH)

Nice!

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (7GMXG)

131 Tucker got RFK Jr’s brain worm.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Up his ass.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (1JFYK)

132 I've been watching FlightRadar and the sheer number of military cargo and arial refuelers that have been flown into the area is amazing. And that's only what we want seen. Of course I have no way of knowing, but if he follows his pattern, I guess that Trump has something truly overwhelming in mind.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (bNf8H)

133 Cucker is spinning like a top last week or so. Getting more unhinged and gaslighty than usual. I think that trip to Russia and subsequent change from bidet policy to Trump policy in that area went to his head. He did not realize the policy shift was already in the works long before he did his Putin interview.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:43 PM (/M/4v)

134 I'm not sure how many times Trump has to go in and out and nobody on our side gets hurt before people actually believe he's not going to start a ground war, but it's happened twice in the last year already.
____

This is a very different type of engagement. The nuclear facility attack in Iran and the Maduro extraction were discrete, achievable tasks, and the Trump administration did a great job there. Taking out the Iran regime, if that's our goal, is much broader and will not be achieved with a single engagement in a few hours.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (qUkBO)

135
Various growing Democrat factions, it turns out, don't actually like black people very much.
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (7GMXG)



Like the whole Democrat Party, and it's been this way for over 150 years. Even the black Democrats don't like black people.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (HXiQ2)

136 I think it is reasonable to be concerned about getting involved in a foreign conflict. I have more trust for PDT than most politicians which really isn't saying too much. I do not want the US to get involved in a war. As I have no influence on what happens, I state my position and will be watching events unfold.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (RkOfE)

137 Vincent Van Go.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (8PrXA)

138 Hegseth said something recently that he's going to order that a bunch of pizzas get ordered on random days just to throw off the tracker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Israel MoD has banned food deliveries to their HQ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)

139 It's funny how many want to believe that Tucker has "gone crazy".

He's gone the way of many a "true conservative" since 1980.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:45 PM (7GMXG)

140 "False stuff about the 1967 USS Liberty bombing."

Lol 100% chance this guy has no idea what the Lavon Affair was.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:45 PM (49ko9)

141 Author Dan Simmons has died.

well I'm very very sad

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)

142 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (HXiQ2)

I was gonna mention all that but I didn't want to complicate my point. Honestly I can always count on you to be right there on my wavelength. Scary thought I know

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (7GMXG)

143

THESE FUCKING ADS !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (NtVYv)

144 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there.

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If you can't believe Hilldog, who can you believe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (FXNzP)

145 The time has come to say "Fair's fair"
To pay the rent, to pay our share
The time has come, a fact's a fact
It belongs to them, let's give it back

How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (NtVYv)

146 Uh, even if you think the Liberty attack was just a tragic mistake, it still proves that Israel is capable of making tragic mistakes in wartime.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (49ko9)

So is everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Might I suggest reading Clausewitz.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (1JFYK)

147 135
Various growing Democrat factions, it turns out, don't actually like black people very much.
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM (7GMXG)

=====

Blacks voting as a major block in the TX Senate primary is going to have...effects.

The progressive left is CONVINCED that gay, twink, heretic Talarico is electable in Texas. When Crockett loses the general (95% of the black vote in Texas is far less effective in the general election than in the Democrat primary), they're going to fully blame the black electorate for it. The counter factual will be that Talarico would have made it closer, if not outright won.

And then Kamala is going to announce her run while securing at least 80% of the black vote the day she does it.

Holy shit...the only left is going to go full racist. It's gonna be hilarious.

I just hope it spills out into the real world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

148 The left is also writing favorable pieces about Candace Owens now.
Posted by: steevy

Of course they are. Owens is still on the attack against Kirk and has enlisted the Washington Post as her PR firm as Owens says she will reveal bombshells from Erika's past relevant to her stewardship to TPUSA.

Anything to dirty a conservative movement especially geared to young people on college campuses.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (oiNtH)

149 Hegseth said something recently that he's going to order that a bunch of pizzas get ordered on random days just to throw off the tracker.

His recent firing of another tranny should help confuse the *other* Pentagon tracker that tracks how busy gay bars near the Pentagon are, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (2ocoG)

150 Ads?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (8PrXA)

151 Make the cart rental say, $2.50 and it will work again.

25c is like, appearance wise a Chucky Cheese token worth about a penny, The pennies themselves are basically litter now. That’s why the Mint stopped churning them out.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (l+ype)

152 Regarding this Iranian escalation, I don't like what's going on but it appears the Mullahs are pretty vulnerable right now. If we could just start bombing where they are concentrated and let the people finish them off when they are flushed out would be a ideal course of action.

You don't need to light up the whole place, just get rid of the old guard, all of them because ultimately they cannot be trusted.

But any change in a volatile region is risky.


Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (+rKuc)

153 “Iran propaganda” like “let’s not go to war with Iran because doing so doesn’t promote a single American interest”…?

Whoops there we go with the anti semitisms again

Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (x02lX)

154 So is everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
________

Only one country ever accidentally attacked an American naval vessel. Just one: Our Greatest Ally.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (49ko9)

155 It seems rather rough
On Vincent van Guff
When folks in the know
Call him Vincent van Go
For unless I'm way off
He was Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (omSBT)

156 How come CNN is not reporting live from Iran?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (pZ64F)

157 Too many people on our side believe Tucker and Candace’s lies.
I really think their intentions are to sow discord among Republican voters so that voter turnout is low.
Then when the Democrats get elected they will swoop in and be the saviors,

They disgust me.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (LhFN3)

158
China and Russia have technical observer teams in Iran, and are providing air defense equipment and training, and probably operating equipment themselves. If we lose people, it will be largely their doing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)

159 >>Taking out the Iran regime, if that's our goal, is much broader and will not be achieved with a single engagement in a few hours.
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I doubt very much that's the goal, at least not directly.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (bNf8H)

160 THESE FUCKING ADS !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (NtVYv)


No kidding. 🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (4tmpE)

161 The Dutch can't spell.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (8PrXA)

162 10 willowed
NASA just announced a MAJOR overhaul of the Artemis program. Here’s what’s changed, according to @NASAAdmin
@rookisaacman

NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.
----
basically what we accomplished with the Apollo 7 and 9 flights.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)


Sanity returns to NASA manned spaceflight. For now. For the long-term? We'll see.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (5rh/l)

163 Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: doug at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Hy+R4)

164 100 I will hold off on commenting about the mentally challenged Admiral Ackbar lookalike and NAACP hustler Owens, until ace is ready with his post!
Posted by: runner

Fuck you too, buddy! I'm quite the catch!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Cp7Ou)

165 On a related note, Varney solicits viewer feedback on Fridays. This week, after several unsuccessful attempts on my part, they used one of my e-mails. And just like the 'Comments of the Week' here, I knew when I wrote it that it was a winner.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM
====

Sorry I missed it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (RIvkX)

166 Ya know, I didn't have "Masturbatin' Pete returns and is touting the Final Solution" on my bingo card.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

167 110 Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM

Vinnie for the win!!

"Starry Night" is one of my favorites paintings. Displayed at the MoMa in NYC, a block from where I work.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (qoLdL)

168 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there.

-
If you can't believe Hilldog, who can you believe?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

She should be sued if she can't prove any of these allegations. Always deflections with a Clinton.

Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (oiNtH)

169 146 Uh, even if you think the Liberty attack was just a tragic mistake, it still proves that Israel is capable of making tragic mistakes in wartime.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (49ko9)

So is everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Might I suggest reading Clausewitz.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (1JFYK)

Reading is just more joo devilry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (CrUNC)

170 My daughter did a LEGO version of this Very cool

Posted by: doug at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Hy+R4)

171 46 I never see perfidious without the other term.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:29 PM (8PrXA)


I'm right here, man.

Posted by: Albion at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Sy6m/)

172 >>He kept expressing amazement that anyone would think he was an anti-Semite,


Of all the annoying logic ticks that Tucker has, this has to be the most annoying -- He acts offended and amazed when anyone notices a reality that does not hold Tucker as an honorable, intelligent, insightful, and wise man.

"How could anyone think that?" after he provides a non stop stream of reasons.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (ce4EC)

173 124 110 Today's Fox business Varney & Co Trivia:

Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali

*raises hand* I know! I know!
Posted by: Don McLean at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (B0NCh)

Excellent!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

174 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there. Scared the crap out of the 80 year old dementia don.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

"Don" was shaking in his boots..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (VE6XX)

175 158 I wonder how you say Wild Weasel in Chink or Russian.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (gm9Sb)

176 I saw some stuff about Iran that convinced me to reconsider my lifelong "turn it to Pyrex" sentiment. There are a LOT of "secular" people trapped there. It's not long enough for them and their families to have all died off. I know it's true. Not that I want to guide them in "Democracy" or anything but I will cool my Pyrex rhetoric.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (7GMXG)

177 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there.

___________________

I heard a clip of her last night, that voice

The Horror, The Horror

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (NtVYv)

178 But seriously, again, Trump has had two highly successful military operations in the past year that led to no ground war. When will you trust him?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)
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Man, I want to have this sentiment but I:
1) Don't trust politicians, even Trump.
2) Have the aforementioned mistrust of our .mil leadership due to the aforementioned two-plus decades of dick-stepping.

You'll forgive me for being skeptical, I hope.

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (5aZAZ)

179 92 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there. Scared the crap out of the 80 year old dementia don.

i've been reliably informed by the idiots on facebook that mar-a-lago was, in fact, the headquarters of the epstein trafficking network.

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (aaakC)

180 153
Whoops there we go with the anti semitisms again
Posted by: Coach Howard Schnebrllenegr
______

Shh... You're not allowed to wonder whether a foreign ethnostate run by a religion that only 2% of Americans belong to is devoted to advancing America's interests. If you do you're a Neo-Nazi.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (49ko9)

181 What I'm afraid of at the moment is the Greek Lasagna I piled on top of this pepperoni pizza slice.

This is probably a bad idea, but... here... we... go...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (XV/Pl)

182 "Death To America" sounds very warlike to me.
Posted by: runner

It's an internal struggle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (FXNzP)

183 Trivia question is too easy. Even a potato eater would know that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (8PrXA)

184 How come CNN is not reporting live from Iran?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (pZ64F)


This could be an historic time for the Tater. He should volunteer to report from Iran for CNN, and be the next Scud Stud. 🍿🍿

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4tmpE)

185
I was gonna mention all that but I didn't want to complicate my point. Honestly I can always count on you to be right there on my wavelength. Scary thought I know
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:46 PM (7GMXG)




Like two peas in a pod, except not ghey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (HXiQ2)

186 158
China and Russia have technical observer teams in Iran, and are providing air defense equipment and training, and probably operating equipment themselves. If we lose people, it will be largely their doing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)
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*Laughs in B-2 and EA-18G*

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (5aZAZ)

187 Various growing Democrat factions, it turns out, don't actually like black people very much.
———

Shit, even black people don’t like black people, near as I can figure.

Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (l+ype)

188 "How could anyone think that?" after he provides a non stop stream of reasons.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (ce4EC)

It's a well worn leftard tactic unfortunately. Seems to be stopping short of the usual "you are the actual problem here" three part harmonizing, but it is definitely implied.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (7GMXG)

189 Author Dan Simmons has died.

well I'm very very sad
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)

---

Carrion Comfort is an excellent book.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (f1kZG)

190 This is a very different type of engagement. The nuclear facility attack in Iran and the Maduro extraction were discrete, achievable tasks, and the Trump administration did a great job there. Taking out the Iran regime, if that's our goal, is much broader and will not be achieved with a single engagement in a few hours.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 27, 2026 12:44 PM (qUkBO)

Bomb all the mosques. Every God-damned (literally) one of them. Bomb all known residences of regime insiders. Bomb all Revolutionary Guard installations. Bomb all known missile launch sites and storage depots. Let the regular military know that if they take out the remnants of the Mullahcracy and throw their support to the new Shah, they will be spared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (8zz6B)

191 Cucker's agitprop has been working only because he walked away from Fox recently, that after Fox-glow. But it is fading. This leftist douche (bonafides from PBS, CNN, NBC, you name it), who detests Trump and always has, walked into Fox news and then got to read what other wrote. Now that he is regurgitating his inner David Duke, people are not amused.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (/M/4v)

192 While I pray for peace, I understand peace comes from strength.

I trust Trump.

I trust Jesus completely. If this is the start of WWIII, so be it.

The Muzzies are so often, "all hat and no cattle."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (qFwJc)

193 166 Ya know, I didn't have "Masturbatin' Pete returns and is touting the Final Solution" on my bingo card.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026
_____

Well, there it is: a belief that America's relationship with Israel is counterproductive makes you a NeO-NaZi.

It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:53 PM (49ko9)

194 Like two peas in a pod, except not ghey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (HXiQ2)

Straight as a three dollar bill

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:53 PM (7GMXG)

195 The Blade is hopeful but still very skeptical. This is about the 500,000th time he's heard this or similar.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

196 Have the aforementioned mistrust of our .mil leadership due to the aforementioned two-plus decades of dick-stepping.

I get it, I do. But in the same way that Trump can Just Do Things because he's not a politician, Hegseth can run successful .mil operations because he was actual boots on the ground and not a general. He knows what actually went wrong.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

197 Jihad refers to the internal struggle that every man faces.

/sarc

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (qFwJc)

198 Goat out of here !

Posted by: The Mullahs Karazov at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (NtVYv)

199 Trump and Malignia need to testify under oath about their heavy involvement with Epstein. The Dems must force him to testify next year.

Posted by: Sid at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (Bhh+v)

200
Repeat after me: DONALD J. TRUMP IS NOT GEORGE W. BUSH.

I'm not sure how many times Trump has to go in and out and nobody on our side gets hurt before people actually believe he's not going to start a ground war, but it's happened twice in the last year already. Calm your tits.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

THIS

A blog has one person, who has children in the Air Force stateside, bemoaning the drums of potential war. Like she herself is going to fly a bomber. An expert, you see, because she reads X.

I want to slap her to the moon but refrain. If she sees and earthworm pop out of the near frozen ground she reburies the poor thing. Would have a cardiac arrest if she stepped on an ant or killed a killer bee.

Personlly I think she's wacko and probably a closet Dim womman. She irritates me. Questions why Bibi is in charge when he was not born in Israel. I am unsure where he thinks he was born. That he's not Orthodox.

I really wonder what on earth she does other than raking her yard, which must be down to bare dirt at this point.

I don't think she sleeps well for her Bibi worries, and flipped out when Trump ordered strikes on nukes in Iran.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:55 PM (WONhk)

201

This is baaad, baaad

Posted by: The goats of Iran at February 27, 2026 12:55 PM (NtVYv)

202 Don't really need to look at pizza orders in DC with all those ships over there and people being evacuated.

I find it kind of humorous that the mullahs think never ending talks is a good way of delay, but Trump just uses it to get things in position.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

203 143 THESE FUCKING ADS !

ah. the return of "10x stronger than viagra"

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (aaakC)

204 {Jane D'oh}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)

205 Jihad refers to the internal struggle that every man faces.

/sarc

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (qFwJc)

Yes Jihad does mean struggle. Or as you may have heard it in German - Kampf.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (7GMXG)

206 Bomb all the mosques. Every God-damned (literally) one of them. Bomb all known residences of regime insiders. Bomb all Revolutionary Guard installations. Bomb all known missile launch sites and storage depots. Let the regular military know that if they take out the remnants of the Mullahcracy and throw their support to the new Shah, they will be spared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:52 PM (8zz6B)

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And bomb Kharg Island and every other oil refinery facility.

Cut off the Head of their Financing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (GlkTu)

207 165 On a related note, Varney solicits viewer feedback on Fridays. This week, after several unsuccessful attempts on my part, they used one of my e-mails. And just like the 'Comments of the Week' here, I knew when I wrote it that it was a winner.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM
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Sorry I missed it
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:48 PM (RIvkX)


Varney's co-host Lauren Simonetti nearly always gets the trivia question right so I wrote:

'If I were ever at Lauren Simonetti's house and they pulled out the Trivial Pursuit game, I run, not walk for the exit'

Embarrassingly, they showed it verbatim, grammatical error and all......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (QGaXH)

208 Whatever happened to that shrink from Yale who diagnoses PDJT despite never having met him? She could have a field day with Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (nECtM)

209 Elric, this is the first time it has been said with 3 Carrier Strike groups in place., hundreds of fighter jets, refuelers and Comms control aircraft.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (+nEug)

210 199 Trump and Malignia need to testify under oath about their heavy involvement with Epstein. The Dems must force him to testify next year.

Posted by: Sid at February 27, 2026 12:54 PM (Bhh+v)


Magik 8-Ball sez, "SCOTUS says no"

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

211 Remember, No one wants the US to get entangled in Iran more than China.

They are egging them on, supplying arms (of some sort - reportedly air defense) and advisors.

Russia too, to take some pressure off them in Ukraine. And the strait is calm in the Spring. There is another window in the Fall, but China will avoid the typhoon season because they consider themselves heirs to the Mongol glory and everyone remembers what happened to them in Japan.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ce4EC)

212 Oh I was reading about the first "openly trans legislator" who I vaguely recalled from before because he's from NH.

"Stacie-Marie" Laughton was convicted in 2008 for credit card fraud and sentenced to 15 years but only served one.

In 2015 he was again convicted this time for calling in a bomb threat to a hospital. No jail time

In 2020 he was elected to the NH legislature

In 2022 he was convicted of stalking someone - I can't see if he got any jail time.

In 2023 he was arrested for child sexual exploitation and convicted of it in 2025.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

213 WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders vowed to force a vote on a war powers resolution to stop President Trump from launching an attack on Iran without Congressional approval.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ZxPkt)

214 187 Shit, even black people don’t like black people, near as I can figure.
Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (l+ype)

This being comment "187" is actually kind of hilarious.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (wa/yD)

215 Vincent Van Gogh is the correct answer, as anyone who listened to '70's music recalls....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QGaXH)

216 There's never room for J A L L OH.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:38 PM (wa/yD)

Jello Biafra >>> Abdul Jello

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (wtvvX)

217 Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) have drafted a bipartisan resolution under the War Powers Act to block Trump from attacking Iran.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

218 213 WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders vowed to force a vote on a war powers resolution to stop President Trump from launching an attack on Iran without Congressional approval.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ZxPkt)

And some RINO"s are voting with the Dems

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

219 A warning from Acosta.

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
As I’ve been warning, America now has state-compromised media. When 60 Min or CNN is in trouble, we’re all in trouble. Trump has cracked the code in how to hurt the press. Free speech is now at risk. MAGA corporations must not control the news. Support independent media.

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How can they get a decent echo chamber going if people can just say what they think and challenge media lies?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (FXNzP)

220 89 77 1. What is our goal in attacking Iran?
2. Is it achievable?
3. At what cost?

I would love to wake up to a Mullah-free Iran, but I fear an echo of 2004-2008: A disasterous ME engagement + massive job losses from AI that tanks the economy = Obama 2.0, only this time the Democrat-Communists will not be fooling around and we will be well and truly fucked.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 27, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

The first bit is just common sense. The second essay is just fearful crap. You cannot let the fear of what the enemy MIGHT do paralyze you from doing anything. They are going to try to strap the rat cages on no matter what we do or don't do. We'll have to deal with that one way or another, but letting it paralyze us is NOT the answer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

***

Concur.
You can bet a ton of planning has been going on, and continues, on how and what to do. It will be like conducting an orchestra with different parts all adding to the whole.
Throughout it all, the enemy gets a vote, and we have to be ready for that. If we aren't, then we don't start anything until we have war-gamed it out.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (2WIwB)

221 Cucker for the last 1/2 year been promoting Islam and the Islamo-Nazi countries who live under Sharia as America's best friens! His tour of arab countries and his nonstop propaganda about how awesome it is to live in Durka Durka was precious.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (/M/4v)

222 Artemis III was originally a moon landing mission? I always read that it was only going to orbit the moon then return to Earf

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Y1sOo)

223 I am amused at how the left is jumping back and forth between the arguments:

You can't trust any of the stuff in the Epstein files its all a bunch of BS...LEAVE CLINTON ALONE. Oh and every other leftwing pol, academic and celebrity mentioned

and

If Trump's name is anywhere in the Epstein files he's a client and had sex with children.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

224 I wouldn't bomb Kharg Island, I'd just take it like Greenland.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (n5tGW)

225
Reminder: Ben Rhodes wasn't wrong about the echo chamber.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (5pERN)

226 Remember, No one wants the US to get entangled in Iran more than China.

In the geopolitical Risk game, neutralizing Venezuela and Iran's oil exports to China is even better than having Kamchatka.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

227 Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) have drafted a bipartisan resolution under the War Powers Act to block Trump from attacking Iran.
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Unless they have the votes to override a veto, they're just attention-whoring as usual.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (vSvIl)

228 167 110 Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 PM

Vinnie for the win!!

"Starry Night" is one of my favorites paintings. Displayed at the MoMa in NYC, a block from where I work.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (qoLdL)

Has it made the Art Thread? It's not big time unless it makes the Art Thread

Maybe CBD will see - if he hasn't used it already....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 01:00 PM (QGaXH)

229 evacuations happing all over the middle east. Could be an eventful weekend.

Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

230 I think it was Touisi who reported that they are forcing Iran's "parliamentarians' to stay in the chambers. Basically they cannot leave. Implying that there is a command and control of some sort underneath.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (/M/4v)

231 Elric, this is the first time it has been said with 3 Carrier Strike groups in place., hundreds of fighter jets, refuelers and Comms control aircraft.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (+nEug)
_____

You don't need all that for a strike. A strike could have been done at any time. As I've been saying, I'll believe it when I see it. I've been assured for decades now that Iran is about to fall. I was assured -- promised -- months ago by pretty much everyone on this site that the regime "wouldn't last a week." It's still there. I'm now hearing yet again that "the end is imminent!" Believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

232 Whatever happened to that shrink from Yale who diagnoses PDJT despite never having met him?

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Drive by psychoanalysis is far more efficient and cost effective.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (FXNzP)

233 I'd like to know what DJT told the Dem House and Senate leaders in a closed door meeting a few days ago. The meeting, that afterwards, rocked Schumer so much that it was said Chuck told the President that he needed to put the matter before the American people.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (rj6Yv)

234 Kharg Island is near the Strait of Homos. It must be important to muslims as mohamed liked it in the can.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (8PrXA)

235 Bomb all the mosques. Every God-damned (literally) one of them. Bomb all known residences of regime insiders. Bomb all Revolutionary Guard installations. Bomb all known missile launch sites and storage depots. Let the regular military know that if they take out the remnants of the Mullahcracy and throw their support to the new Shah, they will be spared.

Co-signed.

Incidentally, apparently Qatar won't let us use our base there to bomb Iran so everyone there is being moved to other bases in the region, including in Israel.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

236 It's all so tiresome.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 27, 2026 12:53 PM (49ko9)
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Awwwww.

Maybe if you made any points to explain the "counterproductivity" you see.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)

237 35 Years ago I was sitting on a Destroyer as part of the USS Ranger Battle Group, right smack dab in the middle of Desert Storm.

We had SEVEN Carriers there.

Now.... ONE? How far has my Navy fallen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (mP0Kj)

238 I wouldn't bomb Kharg Island, I'd just take it like Greenland.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (n5tGW)

Once you have achieved regime change, you want the new regime to have a source of income.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (8zz6B)

239 227 Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) have drafted a bipartisan resolution under the War Powers Act to block Trump from attacking Iran.
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Unless they have the votes to override a veto, they're just attention-whoring as usual.
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (vSvIl)
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Those two should just get a hotel room already.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (cWLG3)

240 222 Artemis III was originally a moon landing mission? I always read that it was only going to orbit the moon then return to Earf

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Y1sOo)

no, the Artemis mission that hasn't been able to launch so far, Artemis 2, is a lunar fly-around mission. Like Apollo 8. Artemis 3 has been planned as the first new lunar landing mission, for at least the last 5 or more years.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (5rh/l)

241 Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali
_________

Hunter Biden

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

242 We can't have good art on an art thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (8PrXA)

243 Heh. Gaining Intel from pizza deliveries. Back in the early 70s our little outfit would go on day crew stay crew, maybe getting ready for deployment to Yuma or elsewhere. NAF DC, the poor part of Andrews. No delivery, just take up a collection and send a couple guys to get it. One favored place was in Anacostia Park and we always sent two guys with the duty NCO's .45. Great ribs and chicken comes at a price.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (gm9Sb)

244 183 Trivia question is too easy. Even a potato eater would know that.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (8PrXA)

I don't pick 'em Boss....(laughing!)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (QGaXH)

245
"Starry Night" is one of my favorites paintings. Displayed at the MoMa in NYC, a block from where I work.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 27, 2026 12:49 PM (qoLdL)

I love the Met Museum and used to spend days there when my husband had business trips.

That painting...wow...Van Gogh really was feeling his oats that day with the spackle. I was amazed at how thick he laid it on the canvas.

I really wanted all this Mullah, Ummah, Caliphate done and turned to dust after 9/11. Then GWB blathered about the "peaceful religion" and I knew it was not to be.

Who would think post 9/11 that a moose limb would be elected mayor in NYC?

Whatever Trump et Co decide I am fine. I'd like Persian women to join this century after what they've endured since the '70's.

Something has to be done. Islam is the herpes of the ME.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (WONhk)

246 Latest changes to the Artemis program:

It is now a low cost shuttle flight service between Miami and Washington DC

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ZxPkt)

247 It's very telling that Iranians living in the United States refer to themselves as "Persian" and not Iranian. There are a lot of wonderful and decent people still trapped in Iran.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (q177U)

248 The one in the middle is definitely willie nelson

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (HTa/G)

249 emember, No one wants the US to get entangled in Iran more than China.

==

The opposite, killing off China's massive oil supply from Iran , they get it for nothing, will do us a world of good. Iran fueled China's rise from 3rd world craphole with 90% agrarian class, to 2nd economy in the world.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (/M/4v)

250 Man, what the hell happened to Tucker?

Posted by: Tylor Chase at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q0e+)

251 237 35 Years ago I was sitting on a Destroyer as part of the USS Ranger Battle Group, right smack dab in the middle of Desert Storm.

We had SEVEN Carriers there.

Now.... ONE? How far has my Navy fallen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (mP0Kj)

OK... reading upthread.,... apparently three Carriers?

OK... not bad...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (mP0Kj)

252 @234 The Bay of Pigs is a buffer zone.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (cWLG3)

253 177 Hilary came out yesterday saying Trump AND Melania are both heavily involved with Epstein and yet no investigation is ongoing there.

___________________

I heard a clip of her last night, that voice

The Horror, The Horror
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 12:50 PM (NtVYv)


What a lying sack of shit that chlamydia thundershart is.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (i0Hi3)

254 I ran across some old FNM articles on Khomeni and the Iranian revolution and wow was it a bunch of BS propaganda.

Khomeni was a moderate you see. He just wanted a free, pluralistic Iran unlike that evil Shah who killed like ones of people or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

255 The Iranian people have been burning down the mosques

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (+nEug)

256 As I’ve been warning, America now has state-compromised media.

Duuuude!, that started 100 years ago, you were part of it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (n5tGW)

257 They couldn't have gassed all those Joos, the "showers" weren't hermetically sealed! They had wooden doors! "Zyklon B" was just a delousing agent! The "ovens" were for baking matzo! The Nazis just made the numbers up for propaganda purposes! All those piles of clothes were donations for a rummage sale!

Posted by: Masturbatin' Yankeefilth at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

258 Now that the fkng Supreme court libs made tariffs problematic, cutting off Chicom's oil supple would be an awesome move.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (/M/4v)

259 Man, what the hell happened to Tucker?

Nothing. He just dropped the mask is all.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (5slMQ)

260 I wonder.

Has Iran considered itself at war with America since 1978?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

Probably since they ripped up the Vienna Convention of 1961 on November 4, 1979.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (fYhK6)

261 250 Man, what the hell happened to Tucker?
Posted by: Tylor Chase at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (7Q0e+)

Qatari Qash.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (1YL6+)

262 213 WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders vowed to force a vote on a war powers resolution to stop President Trump from launching an attack on Iran without Congressional approval.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ZxPkt)

Parliamentary fuckery abounds so maybe they have an angle, but, how?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (w/O5Q)

263 Questions why Bibi is in charge when he was not born in Israel.

----------

Bibi was born in Tel Aviv in 1949.

BTW, The Wifey and I will miss the TX MoMe later this year as we will be touring The Holy Land in October.

[I'm considering getting re-baptized by a Messianic Jewish Rabbi in The Jordan River.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (GlkTu)

264 As usual, the words of Tucker Carlson, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen.
The postings of the blog varied from day to day, but there was none in which Carlson was not the principal figure…

Posted by: Orwell should have stuck to Catalonia at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

265 203 143 THESE FUCKING ADS !

ah. the return of "10x stronger than viagra"
Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (aaakC)

What?

Eating healthy?

Exercise?

Getting good sleep?

Being with someone you actually desire and are attracted to?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (bss/y)

266 248 The one in the middle is definitely willie nelson
Posted by: Commissar

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The one in the middle is on the Left

Posted by: Johnny Cash at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (ce4EC)

267
This is kind of my point. Protests have been simmering for a month or more... why does there not seem to be more widespread revolt? I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Maybe the mullahs aren't as unpopular as we're led to believe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)

268 255 The Iranian people have been burning down the mosques
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (+nEug)

Ah, watch out
You might get what you're after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
I'm just an ordinary guy
Burning down the mosque

Posted by: Talking Persian Heads at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (TbWk/)

269 Personally I don't see why you'd ever publicly oppose Israel now that Jewish Space Lasers are real.

That means the reveal of the weather machine is just a matter of time. Or CBD has one too many Manhattans and leaves it out somewhere.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (2ocoG)

270 264 As usual, the words of Tucker Carlson, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen.
The postings of the blog varied from day to day, but there was none in which Carlson was not the principal figure…
Posted by: Orwell should have stuck to Catalonia at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

Tucker Carlson=Emanuel Goldstein

That is kind of perfect.

Still, I do think certain peoples are a bit too obsessed with him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

271 OK... reading upthread.,... apparently three Carriers?
-
I think Lincoln has been there for a while and Ford just arrived, but which is the third?

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (vSvIl)

272 239 227 Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) have drafted a bipartisan resolution under the War Powers Act to block Trump from attacking Iran.
-
Unless they have the votes to override a veto, they're just attention-whoring as usual.
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (vSvIl)

Some people just will do anything for a whiny, toothless America.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (fYhK6)

273 While it is not a panacea by any means, getting yourself in decent physical shape will resolve some health issues that might make you think you need "10x Viagra".

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

274 Maybe the mullahs aren't as unpopular as we're led to believe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)

Or, maybe there is no strong leadership on the other side? Which would be a problem even if we succeed in toppling the mullahs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (bss/y)

275 no, the Artemis mission that hasn't been able to launch so far, Artemis 2, is a lunar fly-around mission. Like Apollo 8
——-

Not even. Apollo 8 entered lunar orbit and remained for 10 revolutions, a much more technically sophisticated maneuver than a slingshot around the Moon on a “free return” trajectory.

This was the original plan for 8, but smart folks decided “as long as we’re there…”, and wanted to study Mascons. The SPS motor had to work, but it had to work anyway.

Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (lRO1C)

276 So what are the targets in Iran. Military of course, but what else?: refineries? Leadership? Getting arms to rebel forces?

Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

277 WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders vowed to force a vote on a war powers resolution to stop President Trump from launching an attack on Iran without Congressional approval.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ZxPkt)

Parliamentary fuckery abounds so maybe they have an angle, but, how?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (w/O5Q)

---------------

Here is a Distinction WITH a Difference:

Congress has the Constitutional Power to "Declare War."

The POTUS has the Constitutional Power to MAKE War.

TLR? lol gf

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (GlkTu)

278 This is kind of my point. Protests have been simmering for a month or more... why does there not seem to be more widespread revolt? I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Maybe the mullahs aren't as unpopular as we're led to believe?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Cqx++)
____

The protests were mostly an op. Remember all the pics of pretty Iranians smoking cigarettes and dancing in the streets? All fake. I believe about as much coming out of Iran as I do Uke.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

279 Reps. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) and Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) have drafted a bipartisan resolution under the War Powers Act to block Trump from attacking Iran.
-
Unless they have the votes to override a veto, they're just attention-whoring as usual.


Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie attention whoring? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

280 Posted by: Orwell should have stuck to Catalonia at February 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)


The Spanish recognize a Palestinian state and brutally suppress Catalan independence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)

281 Romeo13, what hasn't been mentioned is the amount of subs
that are there also.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (+nEug)

282 BTW if we are getting arms to rebels in Iran, can we also start doing the same for groups opposed to their tyrannical regimes in Europe?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

283 The protests were mostly an op. Remember all the pics of pretty Iranians smoking cigarettes and dancing in the streets? All fake. I believe about as much coming out of Iran as I do Uke.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, that's a possibility. To what end?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (bss/y)

284 >-I think Lincoln has been there for a while and Ford just arrived, but which is the third?

-----

Mercury

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (ZxPkt)

285 I know many are axing "What happened to Tucker". NOTHIG! He was always like that. He was always agitprop, shallow, not particularly smart elitist douche. He learned his agitprop from daddy and is now gaslighting for cash and ego.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (/M/4v)

286 While it is not a panacea by any means, getting yourself in decent physical shape will resolve some health issues that might make you think you need "10x Viagra".

Oh, is *that* why Ace is into GAINZZZ?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

287 They already did. At great cost, in 1968. That’s what makes all this BS sixty years later so pathetic.
Posted by: Common Tater


Considering the advances in materials science we've made in the last 60 years, saying that the tests we did 60 years ago are adequate is... kinda dumb.

You have to test the new materials and the new designs. You can't rely on tests of materials and designs you're no longer using to determining the safety of the test and designs you are currently using.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (a+4eV)

288 270 Tucker Carlson=Emanuel Goldstein

That is kind of perfect.

Still, I do think certain peoples are a bit too obsessed with him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

If Tucker doesn't want the Two Minutes Hate, Tucker can STFU about Israel, Zionism, and Jewish Conspiracy Theories.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (1YL6+)

289 213 WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders vowed to force a vote on a war powers resolution to stop President Trump from launching an attack on Iran without Congressional approval.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ZxPkt)


Every Democrat is praying to one heathen god or another for massive US casualties during the Iran beat-down. Traitors.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

290 219 A warning from Acosta.

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
As I’ve been warning, America now has state-compromised media. When 60 Min or CNN is in trouble, we’re all in trouble. Trump has cracked the code in how to hurt the press. Free speech is now at risk. MAGA corporations must not control the news. Support independent media.

He should know, as he was the State’s biggest whore.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (fYhK6)

291 The Spanish recognize a Palestinian state and brutally suppress Catalan independence.

Yeah I remember when they arrested those guys saying at the time you can't support independence movements in places like Gaza and oppose it at home.

Unlike "Palestine", Aragon/Catalonia have a separate culture from the rest of Spain and an independent history.

And yet...they did it anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

292
The opposite, killing off China's massive oil supply from Iran , they get it for nothing, will do us a world of good. Iran fueled China's rise from 3rd world craphole with 90% agrarian class, to 2nd economy in the world.
Posted by: runner
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Well that's a stretch. The USA fueled China's rise with our tech, our market, and our defense of free trade.

Iran may have supplied the oil but right now China has money and it will hurt them less than it will hurt EU (not sure I care about that) but it will also help Russia if they can keep selling black market (do you see what Trump is doing there?) Canada is a growing problem though.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (ce4EC)

293 The protests were mostly an op.

==

This is bullshit. There are real protest and real casualties. In the tens of thousands.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (/M/4v)

294 3rd is the USS George H W Bush

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (+nEug)

295 Shall we Rock the Casbah ?

Sharif he don like it

Posted by: The goats of Iran at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (NtVYv)

296 82 Erika Lesbian Seagull was the unsuccessful sequel to Jonathon Livingston Seagull.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 12:36 PM (omSBT)


Yeaaaaaaah!

Posted by: Modern audience at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (i0Hi3)

297 If Tucker doesn't want the Two Minutes Hate, Tucker can STFU about Israel, Zionism, and Jewish Conspiracy Theories.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (1YL6+)

But He’s Just Asking Questions.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (fYhK6)

298 Remember all the pics of pretty Iranians smoking cigarettes and dancing in the streets? All fake. I believe about as much coming out of Iran as I do Uke.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


IIRC they were real, but they weren't in Iran.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (a+4eV)

299 At the end of the day, Tucker Carlson is a media entertainment personality, he was entertaining, he is no longer entertaining.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (XV/Pl)

300 We need to run guns to the Englishmen

the real ones, the native population

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (ZxPkt)

301 Posted by: Gref

Ah, okay. I got my Artemises mixed up.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)

302 291 The Spanish recognize a Palestinian state and brutally suppress Catalan independence.

Yeah I remember when they arrested those guys saying at the time you can't support independence movements in places like Gaza and oppose it at home.

Unlike "Palestine", Aragon/Catalonia have a separate culture from the rest of Spain and an independent history.

And yet...they did it anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

IMO, Catalan is a much more pleasant-sounding language than "regular" Spanish.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (1YL6+)

303 I'll say this, except for the blogs, the media is being pretty quite about these evacuations in the middle east.

Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

304 Tucker also seem to have gone insane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

305 Oh, is *that* why Ace is into GAINZZZ?

Well, you don't think he bench presses dead stormtroopers for the LULZ do you?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

306 O/T if Ben Had is still here!

Your name popped up in my post zapping of benign stuff yesterday's nap. I look like I was dragged through a rose bush by my hair, but it will be worth it.

Anyway, I rarely nap, but the mental exertion of not yelling for her to stop in the 30min torture (numbing cream did nada)...your name came up in the nap dream.

I was at my last horror job and a former bf had messed up my desk.I was trying to find the bakery # to call for Easter cakes. Then I found the Ben Had Bakery (which appeared to be Jewish to add to the insanity). I was thrilled at success and woke.

I cracked up that your name was in my dream (because I dream in color and read).

The bf's name was mentioned to my husband the day prior. I am making Emeril's Coconut Cream cake soon for my 5yr old granddaughter's bday. And organizing an Easter Egg hunt.

Just thought you should know! Giddyup!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (WONhk)

307 231 Elric, this is the first time it has been said with 3 Carrier Strike groups in place., hundreds of fighter jets, refuelers and Comms control aircraft.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 12:56 PM (+nEug)
_____

You don't need all that for a strike. A strike could have been done at any time. As I've been saying, I'll believe it when I see it. I've been assured for decades now that Iran is about to fall. I was assured -- promised -- months ago by pretty much everyone on this site that the regime "wouldn't last a week." It's still there. I'm now hearing yet again that "the end is imminent!" Believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

Oddly reminiscent of all the times we heard 'the walls are closing in on the Trump administration...'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (QGaXH)

308 Wow.. somehow missed that one.... seems Pakistan just declared War on the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Hope they already took possession of all the US Military equipment they wanted from there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)

309 276 So what are the targets in Iran. Military of course, but what else?: refineries? Leadership? Getting arms to rebel forces?
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

Def gonna rock the casbah.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (i0Hi3)

310 I forgot Richard Bach's name and long ago I read most of his books.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (8PrXA)

311 Looking at Owen's attacks on Erika Kirk it is almost comical now - whenever the left doesn't like someone they call him/her gay and now a groomer.

While at the same time arguing there is nothing wrong with being gay or a groomer

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

312 Some people just will do anything for a whiny, toothless America.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:06 PM (fYhK6)

---------------

This is about Feinstein, Pelosi, Swallowswell, Newscum, et. al. -- and their ChiComm Masters -- isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (GlkTu)

313 301 Posted by: Gref

Ah, okay. I got my Artemises mixed up.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)


Don't feel bad. I don't think NASA managers can keep anything involving a schedule sorted-out nowadays.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (5rh/l)

314 This could be an historic time for the Tater. He should volunteer to report from Iran for CNN, and be the next Scud Stud. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4tmpE)

More like Scud Spud.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (NcvvS)

315 Unless your first baptism was invalid, a make the second one conditional.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (qFwJc)

316 The Artemis program is now a rade-sharing app, in partnership with Burger King and 7-11

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (ZxPkt)

317 308 Wow.. somehow missed that one.... seems Pakistan just declared War on the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Hope they already took possession of all the US Military equipment they wanted from there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)

=====

Since the Taliban runs Afghanistan, it's more accurate to say that Pakistan declared war on Afghanistan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

318 This is bullshit. There are real protest and real casualties. In the tens of thousands.
Posted by: runner

-------------
Sadly, this appears very true.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (ce4EC)

319 Look at it this way. There couldn't be an escalation in our Iran strategy until after the State of the Union address. There needed to be a concentration on the Economy without distractions.

Now, that's behind us and Iran needs to affix their "Flaming Special Needs Hotdog Helments™".

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2026 01:14 PM (dIske)

320 Well that's a stretch. The USA fueled China's rise with our tech, our market, and our defense of free trade.

===

You cannot fuels something without fuel. China would not be able to meet capacity, colume of orders in every industry around the globe, if it wasn't for Iran. Chicoms would take western tycoons to show off how their production. All fueled by Iran's very cheap sanctioned oil. And that is how they continued even under western sanctions. China, for payments in crypto and in gold.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:14 PM (/M/4v)

321 241 Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali
_________

Hunter Biden
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

Bless yo' hart...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 01:14 PM (QGaXH)

322 286 While it is not a panacea by any means, getting yourself in decent physical shape will resolve some health issues that might make you think you need "10x Viagra".

Oh, is *that* why Ace is into GAINZZZ?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

Erections harder than AT-ST armor.

Posted by: Now THAT'S hard! at February 27, 2026 01:14 PM (TbWk/)

323 Secretariat of State John Kerry.
Well there's a horse I haven't seen in a while, thankfully.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

324 WAIT

The Artemis program is now an online video game, borrowing heavily from Space Invaders and Pong

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (ZxPkt)

325 Perfidious Brit...Starmer, Blair, Sunak, BoJo

Posted by: night lifted at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (kJmLc)

326 Bill Clinton
@BillClinton
As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

-
Well, I knew Bill had personally experienced domestic violence dodging lamps and whatnot.

Bill's statement.

https://is.gd/NqymVK

(He's going with the Sergeant Schultz defense.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (FXNzP)

327 The protests were mostly an op. Remember all the pics of pretty Iranians smoking cigarettes and dancing in the streets? All fake. I believe about as much coming out of Iran as I do Uke.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, that's a possibility. To what end?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:08 PM (bss/y)
_________

Who knows? Some new shiny object to generate interest and especially money? These protests magically appeared the moment that Pahlavi guy decides he wants a shot at power in Iran, but he needs a lot of western money and muscle. Seems suspicious timing.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are a lot of factions inside and outside Iran who want the mullahs gone. I sure do.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

328
"I was assured -- promised -- months ago by pretty much everyone on this site that the regime "wouldn't last a week."

I don't recall that, Elric, and I was here at the time. I just remember reading that people hoped that Iran would fall, not that they said it would . No promises by anyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Nx5jP)

329 Hope they already took possession ofdestroyed all the US Military equipment they wantedfound from there.

FIFY

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (qFwJc)

330 I forgot Richard Bach's name and long ago I read most of his books.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (8PrXA)


Heh,
I did an interpretive reading of JLS in a college freshman English class. Got an A for it too.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (2WIwB)

331 Bomb all the mosques. Every God-damned (literally) one of them. Bomb all known residences of regime insiders.

Why not do that in the West first?

How did I get hijacked into forsaking my own country and home to underwrite a quagmire on the opposite of the planet for people who hate me?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (a6PrB)

332 241 Who painted 'The Starry Night'?

Claude Monet
Pablo Picasso
Vincent van Gogh
Salvador Dali
_________

Hunter Biden
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

I think he painted Shitty Night

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (NtVYv)

333 Russia is very quiet. Now that they got 1/2 trillion dollars richer from Iran moving gold and crypto into their banks. That is why Russia is really looking forward to wrapping up with Ukraine They want sanctions lifted, and spend a bit of cash!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (/M/4v)

334 Remember all the pics of pretty Iranians smoking cigarettes and dancing in the streets? All fake. I believe about as much coming out of Iran as I do Uke.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

IIRC they were real, but they weren't in Iran.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 01:10 PM (a+4eV)
____

Yea. A few were taken in Canada ... three years ago.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

335 As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

Did he miss the scantily clad girl giving him an "erotic massage" the dozens of time it happened?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

336 saying that the tests we did 60 years ago are adequate is... kinda dumb.
———

Try to read for content. They had all this stuff figured out 60 years ago, at great cost to both lives and money.

Congress, and others, threw it all away. 60 years wasted. Completely.

Now they have to start all over again. You’ve proved my point very well. Thanks for that, I guess.

Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (lRO1C)

337 304 Tucker also seem to have gone insane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Took a dive, nice villa in Qatar.

Posted by: night lifted at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (kJmLc)

338 251 237 35 Years ago I was sitting on a Destroyer as part of the USS Ranger Battle Group, right smack dab in the middle of Desert Storm.

We had SEVEN Carriers there.

Now.... ONE? How far has my Navy fallen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:02 PM (mP0Kj)

OK... reading upthread.,... apparently three Carriers?

OK... not bad...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2026 01:03 PM (mP0Kj)
I would prefer my good old 600 ship Navy now.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (LHPAg)

339 Tucker also seem to have gone insane.

Its the $$$.

The same cast of characters is funding him, Fuentes, and Owens.

It isn't "crazy" its keeping your rice bowl full.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

340 326 Bill Clinton
@BillClinton
As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

-
Well, I knew Bill had personally experienced domestic violence dodging lamps and whatnot.

Bill's statement.

https://is.gd/NqymVK

(He's going with the Sergeant Schultz defense.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 01:15 PM (FXNzP)

If his ego is bruised maybe he should go put some ice on it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 01:17 PM (w/O5Q)

341 I would prefer my good old 600 ship Navy now.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (LHPAg)


Us too!

Posted by: Taiwan at February 27, 2026 01:18 PM (2WIwB)

342 The best part of sex with twenty eight year olds?

There is 20 of them!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

343 Seems like those refit recharges on nooklear ships are taking longer and longer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:18 PM (8PrXA)

344 Posted by: Masturbatin' Yankeefilth at February 27, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

sleepless in florida says what?

Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (F3Dlr)

345 As someone pointed out, there is a reason no one on the left is attacking Tucker or Owens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (GWiMx)

346
289

Every Democrat is praying to one heathen god or another for massive US casualties during the Iran beat-down. Traitors.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:09 PM

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It's a short step from that, to looking for ways to make it happen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (VWtfl)

347 Who would trust the Clinton's with anything they have to say?
They have lied so much about so much. It's almost laughable.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Z3Kkg)

348 As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself
——-

What? LOL. That isn’t a real statement by Billy Jeff is it? Not possible.

Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (5119n)

349 32,000 protestors have been killed and tens of thousands more have been tortured.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (+nEug)

350 The current situation is seeming like a Tom Clancey novel. FWIW, the good guys always win.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

351 I forgot Richard Bach's name and long ago I read most of his books.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:12 PM (8PrXA)

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I had a girlfriend who was really into him and his wife (and out-of-body experiences back in the early 90s ), so I too read most of his books (he of course was most famous for "Jonathan Livingston Seagull") -- and I have an extremely vivid recollection of a dream (that this girlfriend had the same night) where we were making passionate love.

Gotta admit, it was creepy AF ... but I'll take it!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (GlkTu)

352 345 As someone pointed out, there is a reason no one on the left is attacking Tucker or Owens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (GWiMx)

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WaPo is promoting Owens' Erika Kirk videos now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

353 I like Michael’s Orion-Drive for a new rocket system. Could be a little bumpy.

Posted by: banana Dream - God was knocking, and he wanted in bad at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (3uBP9)

354 Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (F3Dlr)



you are kind of nasty, aren't you

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (/M/4v)

355 350 The current situation is seeming like a Tom Clancey novel. FWIW, the good guys always win.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

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And then the CIA takes the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

356 Was Black Block Antifah ever declared a terrorist organization?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (8PrXA)

357 The BR gaslighting -

The P5+1 Davos "no-paper" deal.

Obama's cutout Catherine Ashton met with Iran's Foreign Minister Zarif in a "one on one" meeting to hash out the sham.

Obama secretly granted Ashton plenipotentiary power to make and conclude the Iran deal. If things went sideways he could fault Ashton.

"Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland is a British Labour politician who served as the High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy."

Nov 21, 2013 "Negotiations between Iran Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif and EU foreign policy chief, Catherine Ashton, in Geneva, have been "very substantial and detailed," Ashton's spokesman says."

"Michael Mann made the remarks on Thursday following a one-on-one meeting between Zarif and Ashton."

Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (pyb5y)

358 No expert at all, but in our time are not blue water navy surface ships kind of sitting ducks for high end weaponry??

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (pDt9x)

359 Tucker Carlson got sick of being called antisemitic by the perfidious Satanic Jews who drink Christian babies' blood, and so he reached out to one of these Jewish Mind-Controllers to ask him how he could convince the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy to stop calling him antisemitic.

This particular Perfidious Jew, Yoram Hazony, told him he could start by ending his constant claims that Jews are engaged in a constant aggression against Christians and start all the wars in the world for no reason at all except to spread the Nefarious Jew Conspiracy.

Tucker Carlson then said, "Short of that, I mean."

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Did you mean for this to be a metaphor for negotiating with Iran, or is that just a happy bonus?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (48xL/)

360 As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

Did he miss the scantily clad girl giving him an "erotic massage" the dozens of time it happened?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

Come in here, girl, have a cigar, you're gonna go far

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (NtVYv)

361 I would prefer my good old 600 ship Navy now.
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 01:16 PM (LHPAg)
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Somali pirates defrauded the American People for the tune of at LEAST $19 B in Minnesota alone. That would buy a couple of DDGs if not more.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

362 275 no, the Artemis mission that hasn't been able to launch so far, Artemis 2, is a lunar fly-around mission. Like Apollo 8
——-

Not even. Apollo 8 entered lunar orbit and remained for 10 revolutions, a much more technically sophisticated maneuver than a slingshot around the Moon on a “free return” trajectory.

This was the original plan for 8, but smart folks decided “as long as we’re there…”, and wanted to study Mascons. The SPS motor had to work, but it had to work anyway.

Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 01:07 PM (lRO1C)


Yeah, that's why I called Artemis 2 a fly-around not lunar orbit mission. Sad that we aren't smart or brave enough to replicate the Apollo 8 mission. I think it is not brave enough. If the untested-in-flight Orion life support system craps out, the managers don't want to waste time dicking around with engine burns to get out of lunar orbit and headed back to Earth.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (5rh/l)

363 Years ago, when Iraq and Iran were throwing missiles at each other, the Iranians began to dig. (This habit was passed along to the pali's in Gaza) so rooting them out in airstrikes will be difficult. We'll get some, but not all.
I am thinking it will take a very strong fifth column to make the major muscle moves needed to topple the regime...or at least send them packing.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

364 NEW MISSIONS:
Artemis 3 is no longer a moon landing 🤯 It's now a crewed test mission in Low Earth Orbit in 2027 - docking with SpaceX's Starship and/or Blue Origin's Blue Moon lander to test systems and new spacesuits BEFORE anyone tries to land on the moon.

What a bunch of pussies! What's a little leak in your spacesuit gonna do? Make you cry?

Posted by: MATT DAMOM at February 27, 2026 01:22 PM (UjdFS)

365 nood



hillary


Posted by: banana Dream- THE HORROR! at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (3uBP9)

366 Somali pirates defrauded the American People for the tune of at LEAST $19 B in Minnesota alone. That would buy a couple of DDGs if not more.

I guess we'll see but I would like to see every R candidate running in '26 respond to any Dems complaining about healthcare with a question as to whether the Dems will deport all the Somalis that made healthcare so expensive.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

367 358 No expert at all, but in our time are not blue water navy surface ships kind of sitting ducks for high end weaponry??
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 01:21 PM (pDt9x)

That’s why they sail under escort. Like cruisers with Aegis missile systems.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (fYhK6)

368 In explaining that he's not a coward who is afraid of Israel, he says that he asked the US to tell Israel the exact plane he was on, because this Non-Antisemitic Non-Coward really believed that Israel, which is "fighting a war with seven different countries, was plotting to shoot his airplane out of the sky and then claim they thought it was an "Iranian Drone," and he wanted Huckabee to tell them specifically he was on this plane so that Israel could not murder him by anti-aircraft missile and then pretend they didn't know.
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That's properly batshit.

There are absolutely circumstances where a country might down a civilian airliner to take out a high-value target and then spin a bunch of Official Lies in the diplomatic dance that followed - but it would have to be a *seriously* high-value target, Like a "maximum value" target.

Tucker is not valuable enough to justify that kind of response. Not to Israel, not to Qatar, not to the US, not to anyone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (48xL/)

369 There is a thread subsequent to this one regarding Hillary. I'm sure you understand why I didn't use the common terminology.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

370 Diogenes, Russia and China have already told the IRGC that they will supply no defensive weapons.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (+nEug)

371 I guess we'll see but I would like to see every R candidate running in '26 respond to any Dems complaining about healthcare with a question as to whether the Dems will deport all the Somalis that made healthcare so expensive.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

If you have no health for which to care, it’s very cheap.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (fYhK6)

372 As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself
——-

What? LOL. That isn’t a real statement by Billy Jeff is it? Not possible.
Posted by: Ya Think? at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (5119n)

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His Mama was a Brothel Madam and member of The Dixie Mafia. Wouldn't surprise me if she sold his ass -- literally -- to faggot scumbag pedos.

Would explain alot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (GlkTu)

373 141 Author Dan Simmons has died.

well I'm very very sad
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 27, 2026 12:45 PM (j+aD2)

Dammit. Are you serious? I've got so many of his books; digital and hardcover. Probably my favorite author along with Terry Pratchett and now they're both gone.

Posted by: Nelly at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (7gpcF)

374 I made the spaceniks mad

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

375 Crap. Offensive weapons, sorry.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (+nEug)

376 314 This could be an historic time for the Tater. He should volunteer to report from Iran for CNN, and be the next Scud Stud. 🍿🍿
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4tmpE)

More like Scud Spud.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 27, 2026 01:13 PM (NcvvS)

*stands*

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 01:24 PM (bss/y)

377 Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:19 PM (F3Dlr)

He's earned the nickname from several people by a) being generally a total asshole to everyone up to and including ace (which got him banned), b) being a thinly THINLY veiled anti-Semite, and c) making rape jokes about a regular poster's minor daughter. You should really think long and hard about what making special pleadings for such a person says about you.

Posted by: Seriously, some introspection might do you good at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

378 The 1917 revolution in Russia basically took place in one city, as it were, the government was removed, new one installed and all the adherents of the old regime pronounced illegitimate. A bit of civil war and there you go. Since the ayatollahs managed to piss off most of the population, and had to bring in foreign troops to put down revolts, it might work without the civil war.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (/M/4v)

379 NASA is just failing slower, putting off the inevitable point where it can no longer keep putting things off.


Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (+rKuc)

380 you are kind of nasty, aren't you
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:20 PM (/M/4v)

If people are going to slam other commenters, they should use their own nic, not a sock.
It was frowned upon at one time.

and yes, I can be nasty.

Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (F3Dlr)

381 Bill Clinton
@BillClinton
As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.
_______

This is not the sick burn this pervert thinks it is. It's a self-own. As counter-intuitive as it sounds, people growing up in abusive households are more likely to become abusers themselves. Kids who are sex trafficked often become the most brutal madams and pimps. Etc etc etc.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

382 The 600 ship Navy would be nice, especially if we could build next gen Iowa class battleships with nuclear power. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (fYhK6)

383 @BillClinton
As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse...


"I'm a victim too! You can't blame me for anything!"

Posted by: Oddbob at February 27, 2026 01:27 PM (Fs0KI)

384 Every Democrat is praying to one heathen god or another for massive US casualties during the Iran beat-down. Traitors.
Posted by: Gref
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Projected casulties in the Gulf war: 20,000 and 30,000 dead and wounded. This was touted by the media.

Actual hostile deaths : 147

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (XeU6L)

385 If people are going to slam other commenters, they should use their own nic, not a sock.
It was frowned upon at one time.

and yes, I can be nasty.
Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:26 PM (F3Dlr)

what nics people use , how long they use them is none of your busybody Karen concern, mind your own business and learn not to speak out of both sides of your mouth; some of us have long memories

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 01:28 PM (/M/4v)

386 nothing ever happens

but hypothetically, if something did happen, remember this: Trump doesn't do ground troops

so where does that leave the people of Iran?

decapitate IRGC, shut off the oil

tell the government they are holding free and fair elections, right now, if they want to sell oil

the really hardcore mullahs will fight the resulting gov't from the mountains for decades, but enough of the moderates will come back

Posted by: TallDave at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (xZyKE)

387 You should really think long and hard about what making special pleadings for such a person says about you.
Posted by: Seriously, some introspection might do you good at February 27, 2026 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

I was commenting on you using other commenter's nics as a sock to make your point.

Posted by: old chick at February 27, 2026 01:31 PM (F3Dlr)

388 WAIT

The Artemis program is now an online video game, borrowing heavily from Space Invaders and Pong
Posted by: Don Black
.......

I thought it was going to be a horny Persian smuggler chick living in bubble cities.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

389 Jeez, what a fall from grace for Ace. If you want to blindly defend Israel this much, at least do it on X where you can get paid for it.

Posted by: UA113 at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (cz34i)

390 Wasn't Trump done with Epstein long before he met Melania?

Posted by: Jaimo at February 27, 2026 01:34 PM (BCuCF)

391 This isn't going to get The Donald the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 27, 2026 01:35 PM (V362x)

392 I think Lincoln has been there for a while and Ford just arrived, but which is the third?

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Mercury

Posted by: Don Black


Bravo.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 27, 2026 01:50 PM (0U5gm)

393 Posted by: UA113 at February 27, 2026 01:33 PM (cz34i)

Have you heard about Jimmy's Famous Seafood?

Yeah, go fuck yourself, troll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 02:12 PM (/QdgR)

394 Trump’s taking phone calls and meetings with the most outspoken Nazi in America while thousands of brave protesters have been slaughtered in Iran. Dipshit hillbilly Huckabee’s interview with the Nazi has caused diplomatic problems for Israel. This has nothing to do with Obama. This is a Trump administration issue. How about stop having Nazis in the White House?

Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at February 27, 2026 02:48 PM (CowIf)

395 Carlson most likely went full Jew Hater when Jon Stewart called him out for turning Crossfire into a joke of screaming over the guests.

Everyone was upset at Jon Stewart for saying that, but he was 100% right. I watched Crossfire before Carlson was on it, then watched it descend into junk until it was cancelled.

Carlson has never forgiven Jews for Stewart exposing him for what he was, and he will make Israel pay for it.

Posted by: Sam at February 27, 2026 03:58 PM (7jMef)

THE MORNING RANT: Following SNAP Restrictions on Junk Food, Pepsico Cuts Prices Due to Softening Consumer Demand

Lays - New Low Price.png

Some basic economic truths are playing out in the junk food market – the market where Pepsico engages in commerce. Much of its revenue has been in the form of redistributed taxpayer money, which passes through government to the recipients of what was once called “food stamps.” The recipients of SNAP benefits (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program) have historically spent considerable amounts of their federal food assistance on Doritos, Mountain Dew, and other low-nutrition foods sold by Pepsico.

But thanks to President Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., that is changing, as documented in a piece of mine from early January (“Thanks to MAHA, Several States Just Implemented Bans on Using SNAP Benefits for Junk Food in which I wrote “the USDA granted individual states the authority to implement waivers to federal regulations, thus allowing state-level determination of food products which may be considered ineligible for federal SNAP benefits.”

It didn’t take long for Pepsico to feel the pinch. By early February, the company was finding itself needing to cut prices in response to slowing sales.

But a few months earlier when SNAP recipients were still spending government money, Pepsico was able to steadily increase prices. Now that those same consumers are forced to buy Fritos and Cheetos using their own money, they have suddenly become price conscious.

In the media reports about Pepsico dropping prices, there is no discussion about the lost SNAP business. There is, however, an acknowledgement that the company had been very aggressive in raising prices at a rate well in excess of inflation. Suddenly, Pepsico finds itself having to cut prices by a rather significant 15%.

“PepsiCo cuts prices of Cheetos, Doritos and other snacks” [CBS News – 02/03/2026]

PepsiCo is lowering the prices of its Cheetos, Doritos, Lays and other snack brands by up to 15%, saying it wants to bring "relief" to consumers facing an affordability crunch.

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The move comes amid a pullback in demand from consumers after PepsiCo instituted a series of price hikes. In the fourth quarter, PepsiCo increased beverage prices by 7% in North America, while its snack prices were up 1%.

So Pepsico raised prices in the fourth quarter (October, November, December) and then in January came “a pullback in demand from consumers.” Coincidentally, this pullback in demand occurred exactly when the SNAP restrictions commenced.

As Lauren Chen stated on Twitter/X, “SNAP no longer subsidizes buying junk food, and now the price of junk food is dropping. Could you imagine if we applied this principle to college? Or healthcare?” Yep, everything we subsidize with taxpayer money has the effect of driving the price of that product higher.

Peter Schiff had an excellent post on Twitter/X last week expanding on this subject:

PepsiCo spent $2.8 million last year lobbying to keep junk food eligible for food stamps. Then RFK got 18 states to ban SNAP purchases of soda, candy, and processed snacks.

Within a week, PepsiCo cut Doritos, Lay's, and Tostitos prices by up to 15%. The CEO blamed "affordability." But the timing tells the real story.

• Frito-SNAP is a $100 billion-a-year program. According to the USDA: 20 cents of every SNAP dollar goes to junk food.
• Frito-Lay products appeared in 7.2% of all SNAP shopping trips.

The moment the government stopped subsidizing demand, PepsiCo had to compete on price. No regulation. No price caps. No antitrust probe. The subsidy disappeared, and the market corrected overnight.

Now consider that this same pattern — government money in, prices up — plays out in college tuition, healthcare, defense, and every other industry with a guaranteed government buyer.

Federal spending is nearly a quarter of the entire economy. All of it inflating prices. All of it eroding your purchasing power.

When corporations and their executives made a hard-left political turn in the early 21st century it puzzled me, because the Democrats they allied with were not the party of free enterprise. But I’ve since come to realize that much of corporate America now rejects free enterprise too, and instead wants government to act on its behalf in redistributing money from taxpayers to corporations.

Be it SNAP benefits for junk food or EV credits for auto manufacturers, the Trump administration is putting an end to the corporatist business model and its parasitic attachment to taxpayer wallets.

With “affordability” such a visible political issue, and with the Pepsico case-study showing how consumer prices can be reduced, Republicans need to aggressively focus on cutting the government subsidies that result in higher consumer prices.

*****

Other Stuff I’m Writing About

My latest piece at The American Spectator has been published: “Media Dishonestly Blames Rising Sea Levels for Houses Lost to Surf in North Carolina’s Outer Banks

The legacy media, which habitually twists weather-related news into climate catastrophism, has been extraordinarily dishonest in its coverage of these lost beach houses, repeatedly stating that they were consumed by rising sea levels, when that is completely untrue. The houses were lost due to the impermanent sand upon which they were built.

This piece is not behind a paywall. I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Not gonna do it.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 27, 2026 11:00 AM (L+Y6H)

2 Good to know that our tax dollars were allowing them to charge more for their goods.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (ExV1e)

3 Promethius.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (Kt19C)

4 Blurst

Posted by: GigantorX at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (x8k2o)

5 Following SNAP Restrictions on Junk Food, Pepsico Cuts Prices Due to Softening Consumer Demand

"Crazy Prices! All Our Chemicals Must Go!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (pP3eq)

6 Well. That explains the ads showing up on Facebook showcasing consumer complaints about snack food pricing, followed up by proudly announcing price cuts. I hadn't put the pieces together, this makes it make sense.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (OUMaO)

7 Adam Smith's "Invisible Pimp Hand" at work.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (ESVrU)

8 Just imagine what ending student loans would do to tuition and the value of a college degree

Posted by: weew at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (S4IL1)

9 Wait a minute! If you take away government funding, prices go down! INCONCEIVABLE!

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (jjoN6)

10 1 Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 27, 2026 11:00 AM (L+Y6H)


Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 27, 2026 11:04 AM (a/dOO)

11 Willowed:

A statement on flatter chests from the show Maken-Ki:
https://youtu.be/3oCbq6L6fms

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:04 AM (jjoN6)

12 the Trump administration is putting an end to the corporatist business model and its parasitic attachment to taxpayer wallets.

Which is, of course, one of the reasons that the GOP hates him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)

13 Cheaper junk food? Meh.

Dumbasses building on sand and being shocked by loss to high surf?

*Nelson Muntz laugh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 11:05 AM (kgE5c)

14
SNAP: Stolen Nutritionless Ass-building Potato-chips

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:05 AM (azNOR)

15 Wait a minute! If you take away government funding, prices go down! INCONCEIVABLE!
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM


Shut your whore mouth!!!!

- Colleges and universities everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 11:06 AM (kgE5c)

16 Reduced price on a much reduced size package. I saw that yesterday at the grocery.

HEB brands are better, more volume and cheaper.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 11:06 AM (+nEug)

17 They also cut the price on the 2/3 of the bag that holds air, right?

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2026 11:06 AM (qwype)

18 In Oregon, junkies buy bottled water with SNAP, pour the water out, and then return the empty bottles for the cash deposit.

Oregon state government has an aggressive policy of "outreach" for SNAP and other welfare programs - Oregon has twice the percentage of people signed up for SNAP that Idaho does.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:07 AM (n1OCj)

19 Shut your whore mouth!!!!

- Colleges and universities everywhere
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I'm sure Bernie is trying to blame Trump over this without sounding sympathetic to corporations.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:07 AM (jjoN6)

20 The barrier island thing reminds me of the idiots who would build a house at the top of a dune on the shore of Lake Michigan, and then whine about its getting washed into the lake during a big storm.

Barrier islands are there for a reason. Human habitation is not that reason.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

21 They also cut the price on the 2/3 of the bag that holds air, right?

Posted by: Roy


Admittedly my first thought, but I haven't assessed value on Cheesy Poofs in quite a while now.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM (OUMaO)

22 "The houses were lost due to the impermanent sand upon which they were built."

There is a parable in The Bible about this.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM (DgMqy)

23 Just imagine what ending student loans would do to tuition and the value of a college degree

Just make the colleges and universities cosign the loans.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM (n1OCj)

24 How does Basic Economics escape so many?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (1Udfd)

25 I used to work for PepsiCo. They monitor sales volume by the hour. I'd imagine panic set in very quickly after the SNAP policy change.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (2UnvF)

26 Oregon state government has an aggressive policy of "outreach" for SNAP and other welfare programs - Oregon has twice the percentage of people signed up for SNAP that Idaho does.

And, of course, as a matter of principle, illegal aliens are fully eligible for all Oregon welfare programs, including Medicaid.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (n1OCj)

27 A statement on flatter chests from the show Maken-Ki:
https://youtu.be/3oCbq6L6fms
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:04 AM (jjoN6)

Flat's where I'm at, cowboy!

Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (8zz6B)

28 24 How does Basic Economics escape so many?
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Cuz the Church of Manhattan Media says so.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (pZ64F)

29 Two heroic off-duty Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers patrolling in Minnesota saved the life of a four-year-old boy who drowned after falling into a hotel pool. The young boy’s panicked mother approached the off-duty officers last Friday as they were eating at a restaurant in the Minneapolis suburb of Plymouth hoping they could help save her unresponsive son.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (RHGPo)

30

Pepsico Pepsico bring me relief
Chips and the drinks to rot out my teef

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++)

31
22 "The houses were lost due to the impermanent sand upon which they were built."

There is a parable in The Bible about this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM

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When Adam and Eve were ordered out of the Garden of Eden, and God slapped Adam in the back of the head as he walked past.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (azNOR)

32 Excellent!!!

Also: Utz Honey BBQ chips are addicting and may need to be declared a controlled substance!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (0QogQ)

33 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (B0NCh)

34 Barrier islands are not places; they are processes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (8zz6B)

35 One of my vices is Doritos. They went up in price significantly during covid. So I bought them much less and only on sale. A 15% cut isn't going to be enough to change my new behavior. Plus I'm trying to lose weight, consumption of Doritos makes that more difficult.

Said many times on blog, bears repeating though - SNAP should be limited to meat, veg (fresh and canned) and milk. And recipients audited and required to re-apply every 3 months.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)

36 Shifting sands sounds like song lyrics but I can't place it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 11:14 AM (Cqx++)

37 The young boy’s panicked mother approached the off-duty officers last Friday as they were eating at a restaurant in the Minneapolis suburb of Plymouth hoping they could help save her unresponsive son.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (RHGPo)

Plymouth, eh? Kiddo should have dodged the pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:14 AM (8zz6B)

38 33
‘ Posted by: Bernie Sanders ’
Die already . You old communist.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

39 "But I’ve since come to realize that much of corporate America now rejects free enterprise too, and instead wants government to act on its behalf in redistributing money from taxpayers to corporations."

Always did. Corporate America just hid it much better in days gone by.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

40 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: LaQuisha at February 27, 2026 11:16 AM (2Ez/1)

41 One of my vices is Doritos. They went up in price significantly during covid. So I bought them much less and only on sale. A 15% cut isn't going to be enough to change my new behavior. Plus I'm trying to lose weight, consumption of Doritos makes that more difficult.

Said many times on blog, bears repeating though - SNAP should be limited to meat, veg (fresh and canned) and milk. And recipients audited and required to re-apply every 3 months.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)


Why do you hate America? -- Ramon Laguarta (CEO of PepsiCo)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 11:16 AM (ExV1e)

42 Said many times on blog, bears repeating though - SNAP should be limited to meat, veg (fresh and canned) and milk. And recipients audited and required to re-apply every 3 months.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)

The audit should be this: put SNAP recipients on a scale. If they weigh 20% more than the mean weight for their body type, cut them off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:16 AM (8zz6B)

43 Imagine what it would do to prices at the medical industry, if we got government money out of it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2026 11:16 AM (gQ15S)

44 Die already . You old communist.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


"Ackshually, he's a Democratic Socialist which is totally different from Communism which has never really been tried!"

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (jjoN6)

45 Mumble mumble years ago, when I was in grad school and we had babies, Mrs. SoCon and I were on food stamps for a year. What astounded me was that our food budget went up. It didn't supplement our spending, it replaced and elevated our food budget for that year.

Now, we had been frugal as heck and always cooked from scratch, because we had to. But it was amazing to be able to buy meat on advertised specials that week rather than only look at the discounted items because it was at/after its best buy date.

I'm grateful for that year on food stamps, and I won't apologize for it because we used the program as intended. But that's also why I have zero issues with reforms that limit the types of food you can buy.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (a/dOO)

46 > How does Basic Economics escape so many?
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It's not taught in public schools anymore. Neither is basic accounting, home economics or any other "life skills" that we were taught.

I know for a fact my kids never were taught any of that stuff. They still don't get financial basics.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (jtM2q)

47 Now do this with universities.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:18 AM (0QogQ)

48 24 How does Basic Economics escape so many?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (1Udfd)
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Basic Economics is like kryptonite to the left.

Posted by: ballistic at February 27, 2026 11:18 AM (5aZAZ)

49 Barrier islands are not places; they are processes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well put.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

50 Now do student loans and the cost of tuition.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 11:18 AM (qFwJc)

51 Whew!
At last it's not about me.

Posted by: Brie Larson's ass at February 27, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)

52 r/shrinkflation

Notice how PepsiCo announced these price cuts right when the Super Bowl is coming up? They saw the writing on the wall that more and more people are picking store brands and they want to make themselves look better before the game so people buy their snacks

junk food is the new cigarette/alcohol. When you've had a bad day, feeling down, want to "treat you self", etc. Its a "cheap" way to indulge in dopamine.

One of the reason obesity & poverty hang out together. When life kinda sucks & you cant take a vacation to escape, then you "escape" through food.

Buying it at a corner store or supermarket is a ripoff but buying the giant bags at costco for 5 bucks is a deal!!

I still love Doritos and buy them occasionally, but I'm not loyal to them the way that I once was. They lost it. I don't think this is enough.

They’re getting ahead of the GLP-1’ers. With oral GLP-1’s around the corner maybe they’re making the product more enticing.

Everyone knew when food stamps cut out junk food that the price of junk food would come down. This isn't a surprise. (Only mention of SNAP, no responses lol)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (JCZqz)

53 35 Said many times on blog, bears repeating though - SNAP should be limited to meat, veg (fresh and canned) and milk. And recipients audited and required to re-apply every 3 months.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)

One of the strangest things is that the left likes to demand that everyone give up meat, so you'd think they'd take meat off of SNAP and WIC.

But they don't.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (3wOGw)

54 There is this story in a book called the Bible that talks about proper building practices.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (pDt9x)

55 Also: Utz Honey BBQ chips are addicting and may need to be declared a controlled substance!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (0QogQ)

100% true.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (a/dOO)

56 Plymouth, eh? Kiddo should have dodged the pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:14 AM (8zz6B)


He left it up to Jesus Chrysler.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 11:20 AM (snZF9)

57 Here how naive I am. I always assumed junk food was not eligible for snap.

Posted by: Taxpayer Chump at February 27, 2026 11:20 AM (WVjB9)

58 Said many times on blog, bears repeating though - SNAP should be limited to meat, veg (fresh and canned) and milk. And recipients audited and required to re-apply every 3 months.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 11:13 AM (Dv3i1)

I'd allow whole grains in there, too, for bread, cereals, pasta, and rice. Not Sugar Smacks or Froot Loops, but legitimate ones.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 27, 2026 11:21 AM (a/dOO)

59 54 There is this story in a book called the Bible that talks about proper building practices.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM
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Hey. We're sitting right here.

Posted by: The Three Little Pigs at February 27, 2026 11:21 AM (2Ez/1)

60 It's not taught in public schools anymore. Neither is basic accounting, home economics or any other "life skills" that we were taught.

I know for a fact my kids never were taught any of that stuff. They still don't get financial basics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

We actually had about a week of basic economics in our world history class in the early '80s in my podunk Michigan high school. It was a series of short films (or filmstrips) done from the perspective of small-business owners, IIRC.

Not that any of it really stuck with me then, but still.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)

61 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (JCZqz)

Amazing! Not one "blame Trump" post.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:21 AM (8zz6B)

62 *I'd allow whole grains in there, too, for bread, cereals, pasta, and rice. Not Sugar Smacks or Froot Loops, but legitimate ones.*


Ahem.

Posted by: Kaboom at February 27, 2026 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)

63 The houses were lost due to the impermanent sand upon which they were built."

There is a parable in The Bible about this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM (DgMqy)

And a Sunday school song.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 11:22 AM (g8Ew8)

64 OT but I am sitting on my back yard listening to, and watching the busyness of the pileated woodpeckers. Active bunch, they are.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (pDt9x)

65 I gave up soda 2 years ago.
Chips went the year before that.

This year I have given up sweets (so far).

I might have the occasional dessert once in a while...likely once the cycling season is well under way.

But the chips and soda are never getting added back. I barely even think about them anymore.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (1Udfd)

66 Excellent work Buck. This though indicates to me that there should be no SNAP / food stamps / welfare whatsoever. It's not that the programs get captured and become money laundering schemes, it's why they were started in the first place.

No public welfare, at all, ever, anywhere.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (+48wn)

67 52 Everyone knew when food stamps cut out junk food that the price of junk food would come down. This isn't a surprise. (Only mention of SNAP, no responses lol)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (JCZqz)

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That's a racism, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (GBKbO)

68 Yes to all of that, Chuck Martel. Also, eliminate the refillable cars. Make it a big, colorful document that they must pick up in person every month. It should require effort and it should be non-stealth when used.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (0QogQ)

69 Imagine what it would do to prices at the medical industry, if we got government money out of it

Look at the pricing for Lasik surgery, which is generally not covered by insurance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (n1OCj)

70 69 Imagine what it would do to prices at the medical industry, if we got government money out of it

Look at the pricing for Lasik surgery, which is generally not covered by insurance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (n1OCj)

======

But the doctors who do it are rich, meaning that they steal the labor of their workers by making them wage slaves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

71 Imagine what it would do to prices at the medical industry, if we got government money out of it
Posted by: Notsothoreau


It's kind of mind-bending, really. Our tax dollars are being used to drive our costs UP?!

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 11:24 AM (pP3eq)

72 63
‘ And a Sunday school song.’

And the house on the sand fell flat.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:24 AM (jbnUc)

73 "64 OT but I am sitting on my back yard listening to, and watching the busyness of the pileated woodpeckers. Active bunch, they are."

I've only seen these guys once in my birdwatching of the backyard. I'd love to get a pic of one someday. Love 'em!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (DgMqy)

74 Have not had a carbonated soft drink in maybe two decades. Just lost my taste for them, not sure why. Occasionally Jones for potato chips though.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (pDt9x)

75 "The houses were lost due to the impermanent sand upon which they were built."

There is a parable in The Bible about this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:08 AM


Parables are not meant to be taken literally!! Soon you will make the wild claim that planting seed on hard, rocky or thorny soil will result in crop loss!

</sarc>

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (pawvM)

76 67 52 Everyone knew when food stamps cut out junk food that the price of junk food would come down. This isn't a surprise. (Only mention of SNAP, no responses lol)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 11:19 AM (JCZqz)

=====

That's a racism, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM
++++

There's still one day left!

Posted by: National Negro Month at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (2Ez/1)

77 >>It's kind of mind-bending, really. Our tax dollars are being used to drive our costs UP?!


Beyond the Inflation caused by...our Government.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (1Udfd)

78 I'd allow whole grains in there, too, for bread, cereals, pasta, and rice. Not Sugar Smacks or Froot Loops, but legitimate ones.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon

Triscuits!

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

79 69 Imagine what it would do to prices at the medical industry, if we got government money out of it

Look at the pricing for Lasik surgery, which is generally not covered by insurance.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (n1OCj)

It's generally held steady or decreased for nearly 30 years, hasn't it? Even though the technology has matured?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 27, 2026 11:26 AM (a/dOO)

80 Oh, and it wasn't the early 21st century that "corporations" went leftist, it started at least in the 80s when the boomers started ascending to executive level positions.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 27, 2026 11:26 AM (+48wn)

81 Before Medicare, gerontologists were rare. Now?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 11:27 AM (qFwJc)

82 The problem is that, while the United States still hasn't confirmed anything, this story, which stinks like a rotting fish in the Caribbean Sea, is kind of falling apart.

First of all, one of the guys listed as a passenger is not in Cuba. He's in the United States alive and well. He was not on any sort of boat. He has no injuries. He said it could be some sort of administrative error or a mix-up with someone with a similar name, but it's not him.

Second, the family who owns the boat used in this "terrorist infiltration" claims it was stolen by an employee from their construction company. They had no plans to use it for any such activity, and they say the boat registered under that license isn't a speedboat, but a small fishing boat with one engine. The owners doubted it could hold 10 people and all that gear, much less make it to Cuba on its single engine.

Third, the regime has produced no evidence of anything. No photos of the boat or gear. No access to those injured. No witnesses. As Marco Rubio said yesterday, we don't believe anything they say until we can verify it independently. The U.S. Coast Guard and Department of Homeland Security are looking into the matter.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:27 AM (RHGPo)

83 So *that's* why SunChips went on sale!

Posted by: pookysgirl, grocery shopper at February 27, 2026 11:27 AM (Wt5PA)

84 73 "64 OT but I am sitting on my back yard listening to, and watching the busyness of the pileated woodpeckers. Active bunch, they are."

I've only seen these guys once in my birdwatching of the backyard. I'd love to get a pic of one someday. Love 'em!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:25 AM (DgMqy)

Pretty amazing creatures. The black racing stripes on the sides of their heads combined with the red ( and their size) just scream “ Come at me, bro!!!”.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:27 AM (pDt9x)

85 Die already . You old communist.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

"Ackshually, he's a Democratic Socialist which is totally different from Communism which has never really been tried!"

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (jjoN6)

I rather think of him as a Stalin dick licking silly green chairman Mao hat wearing grifting self gasser.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 11:28 AM (snZF9)

86 >>Pretty amazing creatures. The black racing stripes on the sides of their heads combined with the red ( and their size) just scream “ Come at me, bro!!!”.


We get them in the Valley here on the swing Seasons...in the Summer they spend their time further up the mountains.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (1Udfd)

87 When Adam and Eve were ordered out of the Garden of Eden, and God slapped Adam in the back of the head as he walked past.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:12 AM (azNOR)

Taught him that move ...

Posted by: Leroy Jethro Gibbs at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (3sXRv)

88 Food stamps should be enough so people don’t starve. Ride, beans and some vegetables. Want more? Get a fucking job.

Posted by: Taxpayer Chump at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (WVjB9)

89 Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar? Ketchup?

I honestly think it's some long form prank on everyone else. No one actually eats those right?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (3uBP9)

90 I have up soda years ago after drinking Diet Coke daily. Still crave it. Sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:30 AM (0QogQ)

91 Ever noticed when you open a bag of tater chips it smells of ass?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:30 AM (pZ64F)

92 There is this story in a book called the Bible that talks about proper building practices.

There are also building codes for men who have harridan wives and he must sleep on the roof.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:30 AM (pawvM)

93 "89 Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar? Ketchup?"
###

Hey big boy!

Posted by: Apple Cinnamon flavored Veggie Straws at February 27, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Interesting that when the facade of citizen based tax recycling used to artificially prop up demand is eliminated you immediately see falling prices to adjust.

Healthcare and Higher Ed could benefit from this INSANE and NEW AGE technique.

Almost like market forces work.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (x8k2o)

95 Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (RHGPo)

96 Good Morning All

Funny how the price of anything that is subsidized by the government seems to accelerate beyond inflation.

Medical Care - Medicaid, Medicare, Obamacare

College Tuition - student loans, grants, etc

With government help comes government rules, regulations and reporting requirements and attendant complexity.

Even snack food demonstrates this effect!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (QGaXH)

97 >>I have up soda years ago after drinking Diet Coke daily. Still crave it. Sucks.

I replaced it with a Field of Greens type drink for the first year.
Not cheap, but something to make when I really just wanted a Diet Coke.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (1Udfd)

98 What’s red and black and is all “come at me, bro!”?

Around here, it’s redwing black birds. Absolutely vicious in Spring.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (0QogQ)

99 Triscuits!
Posted by: Bulg

*fist bump*

Good old plain Triscuits, not the fancy flavored ones.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (lJ0H4)

100

pileated /pī′lē-ā″tĭd/
adjective
Having a pileus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (Cqx++)

101 "Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar? Ketchup?"

If every American buys them once, Frito-Lay sold 250 million of them.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (qFwJc)

102 The wise man built his house upon the rock....

The foolish man built his house upon the sand...

Posted by: pookysgirl, with the accompanying hand motions at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (Wt5PA)

103 Prior to the SNAP restrictions, soda prices had skyrocketed in the last 5 years, from sale prices at rough $3 per 12 pack to $7 to $9 dollars. Did aluminum prices also skyrocket? Sugar? I'll concede that it's a heavy product and transportation costs definitely increased.

Last week was the first time I'd seen prices here return to the $5 sale range.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (yFLFB)

104 97 >>I have up soda years ago after drinking Diet Coke daily. Still crave it. Sucks.

I replaced it with a Field of Greens type drink for the first year.
Not cheap, but something to make when I really just wanted a Diet Coke.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM (1Udfd)

For me the changeover was to tea, in all of its’ iterations.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (pDt9x)

105 "Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar?"

I always want variety in my tater chips, so I do rotate through Dill Pickle, Salt + Pepper, Salt + Vinegar, Sour Cream + Onion, Grippo's BBQ, and others that escape my memory...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (DgMqy)

106 The setting economic sun of gubmint money is the burr in Thune's scrotum. Burma Shave (it).

Posted by: kingsman at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (ehY6c)

107 The barrier island thing reminds me of the idiots who would build a house at the top of a dune on the shore of Lake Michigan, and then whine about its getting washed into the lake during a big storm.

Barrier islands are there for a reason. Human habitation is not that reason.
Posted by: Bulg

Or the bluff on the outside of a river bend. Perfect view with no trees...

Posted by: Operator Error at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (MdILH)

108 How does Basic Economics escape so many?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (1Udfd)


basic economics, as taught for the last 100 years is not so much "understanding the economy and making predictions" as "find the cheat code to make the all the money run into my pockets while we centrally plan the economy"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)

109 Oh, and it wasn't the early 21st century that "corporations" went leftist, it started at least in the 80s when the boomers started ascending to executive level positions.

No, it was the early 21st century when it was fashionable to put DEI officers in charge.

Boomers built this world. Y'all are just living off the spoils and bitching about it like a bunch of Somalis.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (9s47C)

110 95 Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM

+++
What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

111 Unfortunately, the cheapest and most filling foods are high carbs (rice, potatoes, beans) which is not healthy -- but better than Cheetos.

For the grossly overweight SNAP recipient, AI could surely give a diet to follow, and only allow those certain foods on a more keto like diet. Life is hard ... but not that hard for those using SNAP to get fat. BigGov should make it a little harder "for their own good".

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

112 108 How does Basic Economics escape so many?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:10 AM (1Udfd)

basic economics, as taught for the last 100 years is not so much "understanding the economy and making predictions" as "find the cheat code to make the all the money run into my pockets while we centrally plan the economy"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)

=======

"The supply and demand curve is an ironclad rule of the reality. Also, it doesn't apply when the government opens its checkbook. Or to labor. Labor doesn't respond to it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (GBKbO)

113 Two heroic off-duty Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers patrolling in Minnesota saved the life of a four-year-old boy who drowned after falling into a hotel pool.

Probably with AWFLs blowing whistles in their ears the whole time.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (Fs0KI)

114
Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House
Posted by: SMOD


PJ Media - It’s a Trap: The Republicans Are Sleepwalking Into a Clinton Ambush

https://t.ly/tqmsu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (Cqx++)

115 What’s annoying about food stamps fraud is that it is an electronic transaction. All that data and you can’t identify any fraud patterns - really?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (0QogQ)

116 I am honestly surprised that a cartel judge hasn't ruled the banning SNAP from being used for junk food is "cruel and unusual punishment."

Yes, I know that clause is for convicted criminals, not for those receiving government benefits.

But it is consistent with the level of retardation they exhibit in all their other rulings against Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (GWiMx)

117 Rob Bonta
@AGRobBonta
Paramount/Warner Bros is not a done deal.

These two Hollywood titans have not cleared regulatory scrutiny — the California Department of Justice has an open investigation, and we intend to be vigorous in our review.

.. I wonder how much CA AG Bonta will be shaking down Warner Bros for his campaign fund

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

118 Interesting drama playing out with the surveillance on Patel and Wiles. Not only did the FBI hide their surveillance, the agents involved may have committed perjury by falsely claiming that Wiles attorney gave his permission. He says he'll testify under oath that it never happened.

Oh but what are the chances that the FBI would lie about something important like that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (/QdgR)

119 "Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar? Ketchup?"

If every American buys them once, Frito-Lay sold 250 million of them.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Miss Vickie Spicy Pickle Chips are the yum.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 11:37 AM (lJ0H4)

120 The Morning Report featured a couple of articles from American Thinker. Increasingly I give that site the side-eye, although I still check it out.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:37 AM (pDt9x)

121 117 Rob Bonta
@AGRobBonta
Paramount/Warner Bros is not a done deal.

These two Hollywood titans have not cleared regulatory scrutiny — the California Department of Justice has an open investigation, and we intend to be vigorous in our review.

.. I wonder how much CA AG Bonta will be shaking down Warner Bros for his campaign fund

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (RHGPo)

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Oh, please, please, please...

CA AG Bonta, be so overbearing on this that both WB and Paramount choose to decamp to Texas.

It would be so fucking funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:37 AM (GBKbO)

122 The barrier island thing reminds me of the idiots who would build a house at the top of a dune on the shore of Lake Michigan, and then whine about its getting washed into the lake during a big storm.

Barrier islands are there for a reason. Human habitation is not that reason.
Posted by: Bulg

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The good news is that, during the recent years of extremely high lake levels, the response to the whining was a hearty "not my problem, sucks to be you."


Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 27, 2026 11:37 AM (8AONa)

123 113 Two heroic off-duty Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers patrolling in Minnesota saved the life of a four-year-old boy who drowned after falling into a hotel pool.

Probably with AWFLs blowing whistles in their ears the whole time.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM
The Officers didn’t worry about the boy’s citizenship status either.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (4jjF2)

124 118 Interesting drama playing out with the surveillance on Patel and Wiles. Not only did the FBI hide their surveillance, the agents involved may have committed perjury by falsely claiming that Wiles attorney gave his permission. He says he'll testify under oath that it never happened.

Oh but what are the chances that the FBI would lie about something important like that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (/QdgR)

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Also, the lawyer can't breach the attorney/client privilege himself. He has to get the client's permission. Otherwise, he gets disabarred.

The idea he did it makes no sense.

It was definitely the FBI being unlawful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

125 Two heroic off-duty Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers patrolling in Minnesota saved the life of a four-year-old boy who drowned after falling into a hotel pool.

Probably with AWFLs blowing whistles in their ears the whole time.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 27, 2026 11:34 AM (Fs0KI)
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That just makes them that much more heroic!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (ESVrU)

126 Food stamps should be enough so people don’t starve. Ride, beans and some vegetables. Want more? Get a fucking job.
Posted by: Taxpayer Chump at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (WVjB9)

I'd go back to handing out pre-made food hampers, all marked as supporting the needs of X number of persons for one week. Said hampers would include tokens that could be exchanged for portions of fresh food and milk at grocery stores.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (8zz6B)

127 My latest piece at The American Spectator has been published: “Media Dishonestly Blames Rising Sea Levels for Houses Lost to Surf in North Carolina’s Outer Banks”
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Along the east coast of Florida, just south of West Palm Beach on A1A is a beach at Phipps Park. If you go into the ocean just off the beach maybe 50 feet out, there is a long flat formation under the waves. Apparently that is the original A1A built in the early part of the last century which got washed to sea in the first big hurricane......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (QGaXH)

128 118
‘ Oh but what are the chances that the FBI would lie about something important like that?’

Probability close approaches 1.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (jbnUc)

129 Barrier islands are there for a reason. Human habitation is not that reason.

You can thank tax payer backed Flood Insurance for the craze of building Status Estates on barrier islands.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (9s47C)

130 Interesting drama playing out with the surveillance on Patel and Wiles. Not only did the FBI hide their surveillance, the agents involved may have committed perjury by falsely claiming that Wiles attorney gave his permission. He says he'll testify under oath that it never happened.

Oh but what are the chances that the FBI would lie about something important like that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:36 AM (/QdgR)

======

Also, the lawyer can't breach the attorney/client privilege himself. He has to get the client's permission. Otherwise, he gets disabarred.

The idea he did it makes no sense.

It was definitely the FBI being unlawful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (GBKbO)
____________

Scumsucking lawyer will claim crime-fraud exception. Count on it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 11:40 AM (iFTx/)

131 My back of the envelope or WAG really, is food prices must be about 15% higher due to decades of SNAP and WIC and EBT and all the abbreviated direct funny money transfers.

If everyone cut their calories back to a healthy level and cutoff their soda and snacks, Frito-Lay would be in deep shit. What would a 50% reduction in junk food spending look like?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 11:41 AM (799o7)

132 The Morning Report featured a couple of articles from American Thinker. Increasingly I give that site the side-eye, although I still check it out.
Posted by: tubal

Me too. I've seen some really sketchy stuff on that site.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:41 AM (77rzZ)

133 Barrier islands are there for a reason. Human habitation is not that reason.
Posted by: Bulg

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I remember visiting Padre Island with a geologist a while back, and he was saying how insane it is that people are building these big permanent structures on it. (hotels, etc) He said there's been barrier islands along that coast since the jurassic, and when you examine the geological record you find lots of times where the entire island has been picked up and moved a mile or two in a single night. I said how often? He said "well geologically, all the time, at least once every thousand years or so. But it's gonna happen sooner or later."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:42 AM (/QdgR)

134 Plymouth, eh? Kiddo should have dodged the pool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The incident precipitated a chrysis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 11:42 AM (XeU6L)

135 “Our heads are exploding over the news that DoD reportedly shot down a Customs and Border Protection drone using a high risk counter-unmanned aircraft system,” three Democrats on the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure said in a statement.

It’s not clear when the shoot-down happened.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:42 AM (RHGPo)

136 >>> Ever noticed when you open a bag of tater chips it smells of ass?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:30 AM (pZ64F)

no. Maybe you got a boodylicious(T)* flavor or something



* yeah I'm trademarking that and all 'licious brands. Please contact banana 'Licious Dream Branding & Advertising for any inquiries on licensing the name. Wait, my lawyers are informing that some ahole has already trademarked licious and licious brands. This is just like the time when I thought up HAWKTUAH for the Sikorsky's new black hawk based tactical unmanned attack helicopter.

Posted by: banana 'licious Dream at February 27, 2026 11:43 AM (3uBP9)

137 Good stuff on the relocating beach issue. Texas just poured several millions into restoring sand on Galveston beaches. Again.

And we like it.

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2026 11:43 AM (8uzBS)

138 130
‘ Scumsucking lawyer will claim crime-fraud exception. Count on it.’

If the scum sucking lawyer(redundancy )is sure the FBI has no record of it, his move is to say he didn’t agree whether or not it’s true.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:43 AM (jbnUc)

139 For what its worth, FBI Minneapolis is serving warrants on The Family drug gang, and seizing Fentanyl, coke and meth, and lots of money

https://tinyurl.com/mtfaeh72

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 11:44 AM (rbvCR)

140 The Department of Defense, CBP and the Federal Aviation Administration confirmed in a joint statement to CNN on Friday that an “engagement occurred.”

“This reported engagement occurred when the Department of War employed counter-unmanned aircraft system authorities to mitigate a seemingly threatening unmanned aerial system operating within military airspace,” the statement said.

“The engagement took place far away from populated areas and there were no commercial aircraft in the vicinity,” the agencies added. “These agencies will continue to work on increased cooperation and communication to prevent such incidents in the future.”

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:44 AM (RHGPo)

141 88 Food stamps should be enough so people don’t starve. Ride, beans and some vegetables. Want more? Get a fucking job.
Posted by: Taxpayer Chump at February 27, 2026 11:29 AM (WVjB9)

And should specifically be whatever of those the person hates most.

If they can't stand lima beans, nothing but lima beans.

If they can't stand peas, nothing but peas.

If they won't eat it, then they weren't starving.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:44 AM (3wOGw)

142 110 95 Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:32 AM

+++
What difference, at this point, does it make?


i expect him to spend a lot of time saying "i don't know. you need to ask hillary about that."

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 11:44 AM (aaakC)

143 You can thank tax payer backed Flood Insurance for the craze of building Status Estates on barrier islands.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:38 AM (9s47C)

Somebody surveyed those sand bars into lots, and sold the lots to willing buyers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:45 AM (8zz6B)

144 Hey Buck, I grew up in Nags Head / Hatteras, North Carolina. They've been losing houses since the since 1846. Hurricane alley we like to call it. Your probably aware of the shifting sands of the Kill Devil Hills. When the Wright Brothers flew there they were well over 100' tall. I've seen a number stilt homes lost in Nags Head over the years since the 1960's. You want to build on stilts or close to beach it's a chance you take. It's call weather.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 11:45 AM (GL+EM)

145 85 I rather think of him as a Stalin dick licking silly green chairman Mao hat wearing grifting self gasser.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Hang on. I gotta write this down.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:45 AM (jjoN6)

146 >>> “Our heads are exploding over the news that DoD reportedly shot down a Customs and Border Protection drone using a high risk counter-unmanned aircraft system,” three Democrats on the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure said
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:42 AM (RHGPo)


Is there video evidence of democrat heads exploding? (he casually asks, with just the faintest notes of eager anticipation)

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 11:46 AM (3uBP9)

147 141
‘ If they can't stand lima beans, nothing but lima beans.’
I like Lima beans.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:46 AM (jbnUc)

148 141 If they can't stand peas, nothing but peas.

and they'll have to earn that pea

Posted by: dave lister at February 27, 2026 11:47 AM (aaakC)

149
95 Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:32

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I never expected anything good to come of this.

Charges from the DOJ, or let it go. They're old hands at dodging. They're practically dead anyway. Let it go.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:47 AM (qsezt)

150 In spite of voting bright red, Tennessee has yet to take the SNAP waiver. State Pubs are Chamber of Commerce types that talk a good game, but are basically RINOS when it comes to corporate welfare.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 27, 2026 11:47 AM (sFNX2)

151 Co-Founder of SCOTUS Blog Convicted of Tax and Mortgage Fraud

A U.S. jury on Wednesday convicted prominent Washington lawyer Thomas Goldstein of tax and financial crimes tied to his side career as a high-stakes poker player, a stunning fall for a man who was one of the top U.S. appellate attorneys and often argued cases at the Supreme Court.

The 12-person jury announced the verdict on the third day of deliberations after seven weeks of a trial in the Washington suburb of Greenbelt, Maryland. Goldstein was indicted last year after federal prosecutors accused him of failing to report millions of dollars in poker winnings, lying on mortgage loan documents and making improper payments through his former law firm Goldstein & Russell.

The jury found Goldstein guilty of 12 of the 16 counts he faced, acquitting him of some charges of aiding and assisting in the preparation of false tax returns.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:48 AM (RHGPo)

152 "Junk" food is junk because it's tasty, but not particularly nutritious. That's pretty much the definition of what junk food is.

Junk food is therefore a luxury. Pleasant, but unnecessary.

There can be no reasonable justification for stealing the wealth of citizens across the board to fund giving a luxury to a restricted category of other citizens (or even non-citizens).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 11:48 AM (06Hmj)

153 149
95 Clinton Becomes First Ex-President Ever Deposed by U.S. House
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:32

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I never expected anything good to come of this.

Charges from the DOJ, or let it go. They're old hands at dodging. They're practically dead anyway. Let it go.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:47 AM (qsezt)

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Hearings are theater.

"I don't like this person! DOJ! Take this criminal referral!"
-puffery of a House member

"Okay. Now, we have to find out if we can actually, you know, build a case and get it past a grand jury, and potentially get convictions beyond a reasonable doubt."
-the DOJ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

154 151 The jury found Goldstein guilty of 12 of the 16 counts he faced, acquitting him of some charges of aiding and assisting in the preparation of false tax returns.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:48 AM (RHGPo)

Two Minutes Hate for Goldstein?

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:49 AM (3wOGw)

155 Waiting for Pepsi products to decrease in price in central texas

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 27, 2026 11:49 AM (nGraA)

156 NASA scrubs moon landing mission as wild claims of Elvis' ancient megalithic city on lunar surface emerge

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:49 AM (RHGPo)

157 151
‘ Co-Founder of SCOTUS Blog Convicted of Tax and Mortgage Fraud’

I’m looking forward to the Federal Pen blog.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 27, 2026 11:50 AM (jbnUc)

158 Hey Buck, I grew up in Nags Head / Hatteras, North Carolina. They've been losing houses since the since 1846. Hurricane alley we like to call it.
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Yeah, I've spent a good deal of time out there. Hell, entire sections have been washed away during hurricanes.

Say, you aren't a Midgett by any chance?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

159 If everyone cut their calories back to a healthy level and cutoff their soda and snacks, Frito-Lay would be in deep shit. What would a 50% reduction in junk food spending look like?

Frito-Lay is a subsidiary of PepsiCo, an international company operating in practically every country. They have beverage, snacks and Quaker Foods divisions, so you are talking about $24.57B out of PepsiCo's $91.85B total revenue - or about 27%.

But you said 50% reduction so that would be 13%.

Quite a bit of a hit.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 11:51 AM (9Hs2w)

160 Say, you aren't a Midgett by any chance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)


Say what?

Posted by: Robert Reich at February 27, 2026 11:51 AM (B0NCh)

161 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 11:51 AM (Kt19C)

162 UK withdraws Tehran embassy staff as concern grows over threat of US strikes

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:52 AM (RHGPo)

163 If they can't stand lima beans, nothing but lima beans.
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Are there people that don't like lima beans? This is unheard of. Next you will tell me people don't like butter beans. Peas I can understand not liking. They suck.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:52 AM (pZ64F)

164 148 141 If they can't stand peas, nothing but peas.

and they'll have to earn that pea
Posted by: dave lister at February 27, 2026 11:47 AM (aaakC)

Failure to meet one's responsibilities should be punished, right?

When you're living off of your parents' largesse, that's what they would do.

These people are living off the taxpayers' (involuntary) largesse.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:53 AM (3wOGw)

165 126 I'd go back to handing out pre-made food hampers, all marked as supporting the needs of X number of persons for one week.

kula bars, a la john ringo's the last centurion

Posted by: anachronda at February 27, 2026 11:53 AM (aaakC)

166 NASA scrubs moon landing mission as wild claims of Elvis' ancient megalithic city on lunar surface emerge
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:49 AM (RHGPo)

Elvis. He got around, man. (takes bong hit)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:53 AM (8zz6B)

167 Bought a jar of Whitehouse apple sauce the other day. It turned out to be more like soup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 11:54 AM (XeU6L)

168 "Are there people that don't like lima beans? This is unheard of. Next you will tell me people don't like butter beans. Peas I can understand not liking. They suck."

Interesting this should come up. I like lima beans. The Missus likes butter beans. I will eat her leftover butter beans. She is repulsed by lima beans, and would never let one near her.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:54 AM (DgMqy)

169 What’s annoying about food stamps fraud is that it is an electronic transaction. All that data and you can’t identify any fraud patterns - really?
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The transactions are electronic.

The purchasing data must be sent via mail to the Wichita Processing Center where Gladys, who has been on extended FMLA leave since her second husband died, is responsible to manually cross-check and verify the amounts via a spreadsheet faxed over from MasterCard.
She will then enter the data into the last functioning Tandy Punchcard SuperCompute 5000, as it is the only hardware that still runs the necessary software.

It might be a while.

Or:
The purpose of government spending for the last 60 years has been to hide--in every way possible--any manner to identify waste, fraud or abuse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 11:55 AM (GWiMx)

170 168 Interesting this should come up. I like lima beans. The Missus likes butter beans. I will eat her leftover butter beans. She is repulsed by lima beans, and would never let one near her.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:54 AM (DgMqy)

My gag reflex kicks in on anything that has that kind of gritty texture common in beans and peas :/

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (3wOGw)

171 NASA scrubs moon landing mission as wild claims of Elvis' ancient megalithic city on lunar surface emerge
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:49 AM (RHGPo)

Elvis. He got around, man. (takes bong hit)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


He's not dead, he just went home.

Posted by: Agent K at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (OUMaO)

172 Begun the Lima Bean Wars have.

Posted by: Yoda at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (B0NCh)

173 If everyone cut their calories back to a healthy level and cutoff their soda and snacks, Frito-Lay would be in deep shit. What would a 50% reduction in junk food spending look like?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 11:41 AM (799o7)

I'm sure many would be in favor of the government mandating that cutback. It's why I don't trust food Nazis.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

174
I recall a number of expensive houses were built on bluffs overlooking the river in the middle of Edmonton, Canada. The bluffs began to crumble and a number of the houses were condemned. The owners sued the city, arguing that the city geologist had estimated 100 years of stability, and they'd gotten less than 50. No mention of any stated uncertainty in the 100 year estimate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (hZ1gu)

175 I intend to eat Eggplant Parmesan with a side of spaghetti. Paying cash.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 11:57 AM (4jjF2)

176 I'm sure many would be in favor of the government mandating that cutback. It's why I don't trust food Nazis.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew

Whatever isn't mandatory is forbidden.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 11:57 AM (06Hmj)

177 No mention of any stated uncertainty in the 100 year estimate.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (hZ1gu)

"Earth years? Oh, no, you're boned, buddy. We specifically said Mercury years."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 11:58 AM (06Hmj)

178 So unrelated, I am happy to post some good news. One of our security guards is going to attend a Boot Camp class in order to earn his Security+ certification.

And once he has that in hand, I'll have my boss contact him to get him a better job.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (jjoN6)

179 Interesting this should come up. I like lima beans. The Missus likes butter beans. I will eat her leftover butter beans. She is repulsed by lima beans, and would never let one near her.
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Butter Beans are the Bomb. Old Glory Butter Beans served over sticky rice with fresh chopped onions and Chow Chow is Heavenly. Oh, and dose the rice with butter, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pZ64F)

180 Question: what is the deal with dill flavored everything? Or flaming hot dill pickle everything?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (bss/y)

181 173 I'm sure many would be in favor of the government mandating that cutback. It's why I don't trust food Nazis.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 27, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew

Generally, yes, but... if there was a guarantee that it meant all men of Warfighting age would remain in Warfighting shape...?

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (wa/yD)

182 The Outer Banks are incredible. Too bad it will be gone in a few years due to climate change (just like snow).


No beaches in summer, no skiing in winter. Very grim future. No wonder the youths fantasize about moving to Mars.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (GUOwU)

183 Split pea and ham soup is a winter favorite at chez tubal, and also lentils and sausage. Withe the split peas, cornbread, with the lentils, sourdough bread.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

184 180 Question: what is the deal with dill flavored everything? Or flaming hot dill pickle everything?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (bss/y)

I do like dill sprinkled over a baked potato with LOTS of butter and ground pepper.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 12:00 PM (pDt9x)

185 Stands to reason that $100 billion per year in EBT dumped into the food economy every ear will have an inflationary effect. So not only do we pay for their junk food, we pay more for our own! I bet food prices will now come down.

But you know Pepsico's CEO makes about $28 million per year in cash and stock, so I hope it doesn't hurt his business too bad. /sarc

Posted by: Random PJ at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (+jscL)

186 Former US Olympian Megan Rapinoe:

"I know what happens in those locker rooms. People get brought in, you have no say. To have the President on the phone, you get yourself wrapped in this moment. For me, the choice point is like, I would've never as a captain or a leader on my team, that would've been clear to our staff: Those people would never be allowed in our locker room."

... dosen't this sort of undermine the rumblings of the US Womens Hockey Team ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (RHGPo)

187 183 183 Split pea and ham soup is a winter favorite at chez tubal, and also lentils and sausage. Withe the split peas, cornbread, with the lentils, sourdough bread.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

Pea Soup with Salt Pork was apparently an essential Pirate Meal.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (wa/yD)

188 179 Interesting this should come up. I like lima beans. The Missus likes butter beans. I will eat her leftover butter beans. She is repulsed by lima beans, and would never let one near her.
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Butter Beans are the Bomb. Old Glory Butter Beans served over sticky rice with fresh chopped onions and Chow Chow is Heavenly. Oh, and dose the rice with butter, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pZ64F)

Sounds really good.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (pDt9x)

189 183 Split pea and ham soup is a winter favorite at chez tubal, and also lentils and sausage. Withe the split peas, cornbread, with the lentils, sourdough bread.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

You know that desperate demanding sound a dog makes when you're holding a treat, but completely ignoring the dog and talking to someone else for too long?

My stomach just made that sound.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (06Hmj)

190 I do like dill sprinkled over a baked potato with LOTS of butter and ground pepper.
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Butter can fix anything. Even dill.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:02 PM (pZ64F)

191 ... dosen't this sort of undermine the rumblings of the US Womens Hockey Team ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (RHGPo)

Oh, sure, *now* you don't want men in your locker room.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 12:02 PM (06Hmj)

192 189 183 Split pea and ham soup is a winter favorite at chez tubal, and also lentils and sausage. Withe the split peas, cornbread, with the lentils, sourdough bread.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 11:59 AM (pDt9x)

You know that desperate demanding sound a dog makes when you're holding a treat, but completely ignoring the dog and talking to someone else for too long?

My stomach just made that sound.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM (06Hmj)

So maybe you’d try it is my translation of the words you typed.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 12:03 PM (pDt9x)

193 Less money chasing the same goods.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:03 PM (8PrXA)

194
My gag reflex kicks in on anything that has that kind of gritty texture common in beans and peas :/
Posted by: XTC
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Hmm. What about goober peas?

Obligatory link to Carl Sandberg singing the tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxvigc-hDZ4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:04 PM (XeU6L)

195 Denver mayor has banned ICE from city property

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:04 PM (ZxPkt)

196 The problem is that, while the United States still hasn't confirmed anything, this story, which stinks like a rotting fish in the Caribbean Sea, is kind of falling apart.


A communist country lying about a military engagement to make itself look tough?

Well paint me red and call me a barn!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 27, 2026 12:04 PM (a+4eV)

197 "The legacy media, which habitually twists weather-related news into climate catastrophism, has been extraordinarily dishonest in its coverage of these lost beach houses, repeatedly stating that they were consumed by rising sea levels, when that is completely untrue."

So all the rich leftwing cocksuckers living there are selling their homes, right? Right?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 27, 2026 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

198 @Rightanglenews
·
2h
BREAKING - Republican senators, led by John Thune, are continuing to use pro‑forma sessions to block President Trump from making recess appointments

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ZxPkt)

199 Love a good Food Thread. Thanks, Mr. Throckmorton.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 12:05 PM (pDt9x)

200 Starkest "generational" change in corporate behavior on a major issue was health "insurance" industry WRT "O-care" or whatever one should call the disastrous mess that was imposed in 2014.

In 1993, the hapless bumbling Clinton administration got stuffed when it tried it the first time - with industry leaders trashing it and running ads against it and testifying before Congress.

Scroll ahead to the (still) incredible installation of the vapid affirmative action intern as "president". Industry foled/cooperated. Feel free to apply the stupid generational template or not, but it's the most dramatic reversal in recent history I can recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2026 12:05 PM (U/Byj)

201 Butter can fix anything. Even dill.
Posted by: pudinhead
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I'm dubious. Have you ever tried Cream of Rice?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:06 PM (XeU6L)

202 Pepsico is cutting prices, huh?

So how come prices for their products have gone UP?

I work in a grocery store and see this with my own eyes.

Lazy research, as usual.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 12:06 PM (DGFH9)

203
186 Former US Olympian Megan Rapinoe:

"I know what happens in those locker rooms. People get brought in, you have no say. To have the President on the phone, you get yourself wrapped in this moment. For me, the choice point is like, I would've never as a captain or a leader on my team, that would've been clear to our staff: Those people would never be allowed in our locker room."

... dosen't this sort of undermine the rumblings of the US Womens Hockey Team ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 12:01 PM

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It's nice of the reporter to give attention to this arrogant sociopath, as if she matters now, or ever did.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 12:07 PM (hZ1gu)

204 Denver mayor has banned ICE from city property
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:04 PM (ZxPkt)

ICE should do a blitz on Denver City Hall. Betcha there are plenty of wetbacks working there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:07 PM (8zz6B)

205 198 @Rightanglenews
·
2h
BREAKING - Republican senators, led by John Thune, are continuing to use pro‑forma sessions to block President Trump from making recess appointments

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 12:05 PM (ZxPkt)

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A reminder:

It takes a majority vote to recess. Thune can't just make it happen.

Tillis, Murk, Mitch, and one more GOP senator jealous of one of the only powers left to Congress, appointments, is all that's necessary to undo it. So, my money is on Grassley refusing recess.

There are honestly probably at least 10 others, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 27, 2026 12:07 PM (GBKbO)

206 >>>My latest piece at The American Spectator has been published: “Media Dishonestly Blames Rising Sea Levels for Houses Lost to Surf in North Carolina’s Outer Banks”

Good one, Buck.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 12:07 PM (+YA9H)

207 And should specifically be whatever of those the person hates most.

If they can't stand lima beans, nothing but lima beans.

If they can't stand peas, nothing but peas.

If they won't eat it, then they weren't starving.
Posted by: XTC


Cutting the welfare rolls by killing every poor person with a food allergy.

Brilliant!

Posted by: the WEF at February 27, 2026 12:07 PM (a+4eV)

208 46 > How does Basic Economics escape so many?
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It's not taught in public schools anymore. Neither is basic accounting, home economics or any other "life skills" that we were taught.

I know for a fact my kids never were taught any of that stuff. They still don't get financial basics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (jtM2q)

Makes for great Caleb Hammer crashout compilations though. The stupidity of the guests is utterly unbelievable at times.

Posted by: You did WHAT?! at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (TbWk/)

209 Stands to reason that $100 billion per year in EBT dumped into the food economy every ear will have an inflationary effect.

What is the TCO of that $100B spent on health destroying junk food? Not only the money wasted on grains and seed oil, but the metabolic damage that occurs that racks up health care bills and the intangible Quality of Life aspects of carrying around too much weight, brain fog, high blood pressure and dealing with the Type II diabetes and other metabolic dysfunctions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (9s47C)

210 >>>THE MORNING RANT: Following SNAP Restrictions on Junk Food, Pepsico Cuts Prices Due to Softening Consumer Demand

Also a good one, Buck!

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (+YA9H)

211 I'm dubious. Have you ever tried Cream of Rice?
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Nope. I've had Cream of Wheat. Butter makes it palatable, though.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (pZ64F)

212 We used to vacation on Siesta Key, FL back in the late 70's. The condo we rented had a huge, white sand beach that had to be close to 200 - 300 yards before hitting the Gulf of America.

After one of the hurricanes raked the area that beach is now about 100 yards or less.

A huge storm that pushed massive amounts of water around with great force. It was that phenomenon that did the damage. Not the wind. Not climate change.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (jtM2q)

213 If Pepsi goes broke, I won't cry. Their cola sux too.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:09 PM (/M/4v)

214 The media can't stand the Men's Hockey team looking patriotic and also allowing Trump to speak to them in the locker room.. They are still chasing down players to get them to turn on Trump....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:10 PM (0DN51)

215 So what are the new products that people buy with SNAP funds that they can resell?

Posted by: MikeN at February 27, 2026 12:10 PM (8uQGY)

216 Senate GOP isn't just playing the key role of blocking Trump appointments (how this isn't a gigantic political scandal/issue is a great reminder of just how politically dead the country is becoming, like the one-party state disasters of CA NY IL NJ MA etc I dunno).

The SAVE Act situation is nature's way of trying to remind GOP voters and non-brain dead "independents" how bad it is. A futile effort to be sure. Senate GOP can easily use existing rules to not only get the act passed, but in the process force the Dems to make such a high-profile prolonged effort to block it that even a portion of America's mostly brain-dead electorate will notice.

Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 27, 2026 12:11 PM (U/Byj)

217 Pepsi doesn't flush lines between product changes. Yech.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:11 PM (8PrXA)

218 Chinese Embassy in Israel advises Chinese nationals to monitor security, avoid unnecessary outings

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 12:12 PM (RHGPo)

219 Arkansas axed most junk food from food stamp approval. Then,they added deli chicken to the OK list. This sounds like allowing food stamps for an extravagance, but often you can find deli chicken at the same price and sometimes cheaper than unprepared. I'll get chilled whole deli chicken for around $3.50 and the same size whole fryer goes for about the same. Also, most of the gang holding office in Little Rock are on the Tyson pad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 12:12 PM (gm9Sb)

220 The post-SNAP-adjustment and post-shutdown crash in prices of ghetto shit has been both hilarious, and not.

We really did put a halt on space colonization so that Tyrone could blow tax dollars on $300 shoes. Literally changing the course of human history to pay for Dem vote farming.

Irony: this is a fuckup in par with the Chinese burning their ships, but it is the Chinese that will benefit here if we fail.

Posted by: heya at February 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Rs+fG)

221 Also, most of the gang holding office in Little Rock are on the Tyson pad.
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Snort. So was Hillary.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:13 PM (pZ64F)

222 If Pepsi goes broke, I won't cry. Their cola sux too.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:09 PM (/M/4v)

This. I buy the store brand cola. I mean, why not? "Cola" is a totally artificial construct, anyway, and if you don't know what brand you are drinking, you will never be sure.

And I don't care for dill-anything. I will eat a slice of dill pickle if it comes on my burger, but I don't buy bottled dill pickles for home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:13 PM (8zz6B)

223 huh, "Huge fire near Khomeini's shrine..." ...

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 12:14 PM (/M/4v)

224 runner, the proverbial gas leak strikes again.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 12:15 PM (+nEug)

225 219 Arkansas axed most junk food from food stamp approval. Then,they added deli chicken to the OK list. This sounds like allowing food stamps for an extravagance, but often you can find deli chicken at the same price and sometimes cheaper than unprepared. I'll get chilled whole deli chicken for around $3.50 and the same size whole fryer goes for about the same. Also, most of the gang holding office in Little Rock are on the Tyson pad.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 12:12 PM (gm9Sb)

Rotisserie chickens are a great deal and beat the pants of junk food/fast food. You can feed a family of four with one, or stretch it for several days for a single person.

Posted by: Cheap, minimally processed, and taste good at February 27, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/)

226 Nope. I've had Cream of Wheat. Butter makes it palatable, though.
Posted by: pudinhead
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Well, don't. Not suprisingly, it tastes like wallpaper paste smells. Pic of package:
https://shorturl.at/WogmM

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)

227 Didn't they fumble Khoemani?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:15 PM (8PrXA)

228 214 The media can't stand the Men's Hockey team looking patriotic and also allowing Trump to speak to them in the locker room.. They are still chasing down players to get them to turn on Trump....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:10 PM (0DN51)

Trump kind of did put one of the USA Men's players (Brady Tkachuk) in a tough spot, releasing an AI-made video of Tkachuk (who plays for Ottawa in the NHL) trashing Canada.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:16 PM (wa/yD)

229 Arkansas axed most junk food from food stamp approval. Then,they added deli chicken to the OK list. This sounds like allowing food stamps for an extravagance, but often you can find deli chicken at the same price and sometimes cheaper than unprepared. I'll get chilled whole deli chicken for around $3.50 and the same size whole fryer goes for about the same. Also, most of the gang holding office in Little Rock are on the Tyson pad.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 12:12 PM (gm9Sb)

Well, the rotisserie chicken might be the closest approximation to home-cooked food that many EBT users will ever see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:16 PM (8zz6B)

230 65 I gave up soda 2 years ago.
Chips went the year before that.

This year I have given up sweets (so far).

I might have the occasional dessert once in a while...likely once the cycling season is well under way.

But the chips and soda are never getting added back. I barely even think about them anymore.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2026 11:23 AM (1Udfd)


Good on you. I managed to give up sweet soda, although substituting La Croix for when I really want some texture in my beverage, it's a smaller amount without sugar craving driving it. Similarly, swapping out coffee (which I love) for tea (which I tolerate) has made sleeping easier.

I got my junk food down to those individually wrapped Dove dark chocolates some time ago, and I don't know if I can ever bear to give them up completely.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Sy6m/)

231 Pepsi doesn't flush lines between product changes. Yech.

How is that different from the Coca-Cola Freestyle self-serve soda machine with a touchscreen that lets users select many flavors through a single dispensing nozzle?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (pawvM)

232 217 Pepsi doesn't flush lines between product changes. Yech.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 27, 2026 12:11 PM (8PrXA)

Gross. Then again most fast food joints never clean the soda fountain nozzles and most bars never clean the soda gun. Nothing like a bit of carbonated mold to spice up your beverage!

Posted by: Unsanitary at any speed at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (TbWk/)

233 Trump kind of did put one of the USA Men's players (Brady Tkachuk) in a tough spot, releasing an AI-made video of Tkachuk (who plays for Ottawa in the NHL) trashing Canada.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 12:16 PM (wa/yD)


Heard about that.. Big news story.. Someone needs to monitor Trump's tweets...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (0DN51)

234 Nood. Evacuations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

235 "208 46 > How does Basic Economics escape so many?
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It's not taught in public schools anymore. Neither is basic accounting, home economics or any other "life skills" that we were taught.

I know for a fact my kids never were taught any of that stuff. They still don't get financial basics.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 11:17 AM (jtM2q)

Makes for great Caleb Hammer crashout compilations though. The stupidity of the guests is utterly unbelievable at times.
Posted by: You did WHAT?! at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (TbWk/)"

It doesn't really matter if it is taught or not. Half the population is literally too stupid to understand the basic concepts no matter how much instruction you give them.

It is on everyone to teach their own kids, and also to not have kids with stupid people so your kids aren't NPCs.

Posted by: heya at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Rs+fG)

236 I've seen this govt. subsidy business in action on a different front. You know how Aldi requires you to make a .25 deposit to get a shopping cart, and you get it back when you return the cart to the corral. Well, at a lot of the Aldis near me, I continually see carts, with the quarter still inside, left out in the parking lot. I guess when you're on EBT/SNAP or whatever it's called, a loss of 25 cents is no big deal.

It often makes it possible for me to wheel that paid-for cart inside, shop and leave, put the cart back into that corral, and get a free quarter for my efforts. Ha, ha.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 12:18 PM (wzUl9)

237 "The move comes amid a pullback in demand from consumers after PepsiCo instituted a series of price hikes."

Seems like I remember something from Econ 101 called the law of supply and demand.

Posted by: Ralph at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (8WZD4)

238 Well, don't. Not suprisingly, it tastes like wallpaper paste smells. Pic of package:
https://shorturl.at/WogmM
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:15 PM (XeU6L)

I wonder if you could doctor it up to make it taste like the Chinese dish congee. Maybe a touch of shredded ginger?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

239 236 I've seen this govt. subsidy business in action on a different front. You know how Aldi requires you to make a .25 deposit to get a shopping cart, and you get it back when you return the cart to the corral. Well, at a lot of the Aldis near me, I continually see carts, with the quarter still inside, left out in the parking lot. I guess when you're on EBT/SNAP or whatever it's called, a loss of 25 cents is no big deal.

It often makes it possible for me to wheel that paid-for cart inside, shop and leave, put the cart back into that corral, and get a free quarter for my efforts. Ha, ha.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 12:18 PM (wzUl9)

I've encountered that a couple of times, but usually people bring their carts back. It's an ingenious system.

Posted by: Another Aldi's shopper at February 27, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)

240 Nood Ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

241 The SAVE Act situation is nature's way of trying to remind GOP voters and non-brain dead "independents" how bad it is. A futile effort to be sure.

Correct.

It's why all the talk of 80/20 issues is meaningless despite being true.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (CrUNC)

242 I don't want to be too harsh on Big Business. It's just a logical reality - I want government to help me. Everyone is expected to vote that way, except for straight white, male, Christians in private industry, who are supposed to vote themselves into extinction.

Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (9Bekm)

243 Sorry I got here late for this post.

"Everything we subsidize with taxpayer money has the effect of driving the price of that product higher."

I couldn't agree more. End all government subsidies!

Thanks for bringing attention to this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (RkOfE)

244 160 Say, you aren't a Midgett by any chance?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 11:50 AM (XeU6L)

I'm the sz. of a shrubbery. Mike was the Kite Shop there? What years were you there?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at February 27, 2026 12:22 PM (GL+EM)

245 Just last night I watch a show on YT-8 US Snack Brands You Must Avoid. What bothered me was the chemicals GBHAT, BHA, BHT that are not allowed in foods in the EU and Japan. These food companies can make the snacks healthier but refuse. Now that Trump is in it is amazing to see just how fucked we US citizen are.

Posted by: sidney at February 27, 2026 12:24 PM (Uy/WF)

246 7 Adam Smith's "Invisible Pimp Hand" at work.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (ESVrU)
- - - - - - - - - -
Invisible hand. Wearing an invisible glove. Preparing to give an invisible proctology exam.

Posted by: Another Anon at February 27, 2026 12:25 PM (4h45B)

247 240 Nood Ace.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 27, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 12:27 PM (+YA9H)

248 Rotisserie chicken is how the stores save the value of chickens that are getting old enough on the shelf to pull and discard. By cooking them they keep them ready to sell. I suspect some of the stores that do a chicken soup use the next day rotisseries as well/

I always liked them because I could get 3 meals, and then cook the bones for soup

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

249 Just imagine what ending student loans would do to tuition and the value of a college degree
Posted by: weew at February 27, 2026 11:03 AM (S4IL1)

college endowments above a certain moderate cap should be forced to be applied to tuition reductions for all students. Exceptions for planned facility expansions. Bloated administrative staffs should be cut off.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 01:59 PM (8avO+)

250 Rotisserie chicken is how the stores save the value of chickens that are getting old enough on the shelf to pull and discard. By cooking them they keep them ready to sell. I suspect some of the stores that do a chicken soup use the next day rotisseries as well/

I always liked them because I could get 3 meals, and then cook the bones for soup
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)

Even in CA the cost of a rotisserie chicken or cut up parts of one have remained pretty reasonable over these last years.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)

251 I'm dubious. Have you ever tried Cream of Rice?
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Nope. I've had Cream of Wheat. Butter makes it palatable, though.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 12:08 PM (pZ64F)

For a while I used to make cornmeal mush for breakfast, no brand name just cornmeal cooked. It was pretty good.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+)

252 >>> “Our heads are exploding over the news that DoD reportedly shot down a Customs and Border Protection drone using a high risk counter-unmanned aircraft system,” three Democrats on the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure said
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 11:42 AM (RHGPo)


Is there video evidence of democrat heads exploding? (he casually asks, with just the faintest notes of eager anticipation)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 11:46 AM (3uBP9)

I don't know why you'd be shocked. I doubt the IFF systems for the two are well correlated, and its just a drone when mistakes happen. It's is a problem to be worked out though.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+)

253 "Do people really like weird flavors in chips? Dill pickle? Vinegar?"

I always want variety in my tater chips, so I do rotate through Dill Pickle, Salt + Pepper, Salt + Vinegar, Sour Cream + Onion, Grippo's BBQ, and others that escape my memory...
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 11:33 AM (DgMqy)

I am a potato chip purist, so no.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)

254 Feeding people with tax dollars, so that they don't have to work to support capitalist America, is the Democrat Party's communist dream.

Posted by: Wofus at February 27, 2026 02:58 PM (CNa+A)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Blum Ameya.jpg

The Ameya
Robert Frederick Blum

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 first?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (cWLG3)

2 Interesting.
It almost looks photoshopped.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

3 Looks like a photograph.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (A5RD0)

4 Well this is different. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (pDt9x)

5 Yes, Do you have air-fryers?

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (4jjF2)

6 2 Interesting.
It almost looks photoshopped.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM

3 Looks like a photograph.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM


Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (kgE5c)

7 The Ameya were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

8 The shoes on the lady wearing the kimono look very uncomfortable.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (cWLG3)

9 Lots of stuff going on there. Velly interestink.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (2J/Lj)

10 It looks like a photo that's had an oil painting filter applied to it by photo-editing software.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (ftFVW)

11
Amezaiku:

https://tinyurl.com/mt9umekb

Sort of like glass-blowing, but with candy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)

12 Very nicely painted. Like a photograph, but better.

New painter to me. Off to see what else he did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (u82oZ)

13 I'll have a number 5 with eggroll.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:34 AM (jtM2q)

14 Wiki-
The Ameya," also known as "The Candy Blower," is a painting by American artist Robert Frederick Blum, created around 1893. This oil on canvas artwork captures a scene of a Japanese candy maker, or ameya, engaged in the traditional craft of Amezaiku, which involves shaping candy in a manner similar to glassblowing.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

15 Looked up Ameya. Could not get the context or sense of the term.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 09:34 AM (pDt9x)

16 The MET

Title: The Ameya
Artist: Robert Frederick Blum (American, Cincinnati, Ohio 1857–1903 New York)
Date: by 1893
Culture: American
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 25 1/16 x 31 1/16 in. (63.7 x 78.9 cm)

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

17 Where's Wu?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (bNf8H)

18 Is she smoking some kind of opium?

Keep this at the museum where it belongs, don't inflict it on the innocents!

Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (2H3yT)

19 Happy jappys!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (Kt19C)

20 I thought she was smoking opium.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (FXNzP)

21 "It almost looks photoshopped."

I agree that this looks digitally enhanced.

Still pretty cool, though.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (DgMqy)

22 MET Says

Blum went to Japan in 1890 to produce illustrations for a series of articles for Scribner’s Magazine, spending eighteen months there. His illustrated accounts of his experiences were published in 1893 and included an image titled The Ameya, on which he based this painting. Blum wrote of another depiction of an ameya, or candy blower:

candy blower
25 bucks same as....

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (gbOdA)

23 A lot going on here. Like the colors.
Would hang.
Thx CBD have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (HYqoK)

24 Curious babies in colorful backpacks. Nice.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Dv3i1)

25 Chinatown??

Posted by: dantesed at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

26 Wikipedia sez an Ameya blows candy like it's glass, and makes it art that looks, for example, like a goldfish.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (p9rFX)

27 engaged in the traditional craft of Amezaiku, which involves shaping candy in a manner similar to glassblowing prior to suicide.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (Kt19C)

28 NO YELLOW

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (qyidn)

29 17 Where's Wu?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (bNf8H)

He fake-married a troon, then got economically comfortable off of being a patent lawyer for one of the COVID clot shots.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (3wOGw)

30 I had no idea there even was such a thing as a "candy blower". Learn something new every day, I guess.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (2J/Lj)

31 It kinds of makes me sad. All those girls watching patiently, but I get the idea none of them will be having candy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (ftFVW)

32 Painted in.1893? No wonder I don't see any motorcycles.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (Z3Kkg)

33 Curious babies in colorful backpacks.

Parachutes.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 09:38 AM (Kt19C)

34 The shoes on the lady wearing the kimono look very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (cWLG3)

They're called geta and actually not uncomfortable. Unfortunately, they *were* messing up my back so I can't wear them any more. I miss the click-clack sound they made.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:38 AM (lFFaq)

35 That would be interesting to watch.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

36 Taiwan night day market?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:38 AM (tj6OY)

37 Detail and color is quite good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:39 AM (bss/y)

38 Oops, it's Japan. Never mind!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:40 AM (tj6OY)

39 Wooden shoes are cool.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 27, 2026 09:40 AM (2J/Lj)

40 The woman doing the blowing is my great grandmother.
She taught me a lot.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at February 27, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

41 I had Ameya once but penicillin cleared it right up.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:40 AM (cYBz/)

42 I thought I was looking at a Shanghai noodle factory at first.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (0nHVk)

43 It kinds of makes me sad. All those girls watching patiently, but I get the idea none of them will be having candy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (ftFVW)

I wonder if they're older sisters or servants.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (lFFaq)

44 Nice. Interesting and full of life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

45 Image off of wiki:

https://tinyurl.com/3c6fe6tr

The thing to remember about 'this looks digitally enhanced.' Calm down. Not EVERYTHING is AI guys.

Look at Vermeer and Carravaggio and you'll probably say the same thing. 'I think this Caravaggio is AI SLOP! and he might be gay!' Well, you'd be half right, maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (bss/y)

46 Green candy dildos. The early years.

Posted by: The WNBA at February 27, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

47 You lemember Pearl Harbor, McMahon?

Posted by: Mr. Fuji Love To Torture American Wrestler! at February 27, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)

48 The Ameya, 1893
Robert Frederick Blum

Marvelously detailed, looks like a photograph.
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On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 768

Blum went to Japan in 1890 to produce illustrations for a series of articles for Scribner’s Magazine, spending eighteen months there. His illustrated accounts of his experiences were published in 1893 and included an image titled The Ameya, on which he based this painting. Blum wrote of another depiction of an ameya, or candy blower: "Very interesting things they do certainly perform . . . using the candy like a glassblower his lump of molten glass, and producing results, if hardly as beautiful or durable, certainly as artistic and finished as regards workmanship."

I'd hang today's art selection. Thanks!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

49 45 Look at Vermeer and Carravaggio and you'll probably say the same thing. 'I think this Caravaggio is AI SLOP! and he might be gay!' Well, you'd be half right, maybe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (bss/y)

*stacks bottles on Vermeer's upper leg*

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:43 AM (3wOGw)

50 That would be interesting to watch.
Posted by: Bulg

When I was very little, the family visited some glass blowing shop. We watched them blow and shape Christmas ornaments. I remember a blue house or cottage we had for years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 09:43 AM (FXNzP)

51 It's like one of those kiosks in the mall that has cell phone cases for sale.

Or maybe some knockoff jewelry.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:43 AM (jtM2q)

52 Intriguing painting. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 09:43 AM (6NdAW)

53 Wow. Wonderful rendering. I like how even the babies are in rapt attention of what the vendor is doing -- except that one little smartass who's breaking the third wall and staring straight at us.

Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 09:44 AM (Ve/HL)

54 Opium is a bad habit

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 09:44 AM (dGJ/V)

55 51 It's like one of those kiosks in the mall that has cell phone cases for sale.

Or maybe some knockoff jewelry.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:43 AM (jtM2q)

I bet you can get your ears pierced there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (bss/y)

56 Socks with sandals. Not a good look for the candy man.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (0bjKf)

57 47 You lemember Pearl Harbor, McMahon?
Posted by: Mr. Fuji Love To Torture American Wrestler! at February 27, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)

Harry Fujiwara was living in Hawaii when it happened.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (3wOGw)

58 8 The shoes on the lady wearing the kimono look very uncomfortable.
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Foot binding has been replaced with spike heels. Just ask NANZI how that works.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (pZ64F)

59 It is very detailed

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (dGJ/V)

60 Toughest job in world-police sketch artist in Tokyo.

Posted by: Lice Paper at February 27, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)

61 The ladies are wearing very colorful and elaborate kimonos. So are the kids.

These might be upper-class ladies who will buy the candy.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 27, 2026 09:46 AM (qyidn)

62 Wikipedia sez an Ameya blows candy like it's glass, and makes it art that looks, for example, like a goldfish.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (p9rFX)
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That probably explains all the youngsters surrounding her, wanting to taste that sweet, sweet candy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 09:46 AM (ESVrU)

63 A Cincinnati boy. Here's video biography of the artist:

YT: https://tinyurl.com/44pwdb2m

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 09:46 AM (rj6Yv)

64 Wow, this is so good. A photograph would have been a mess. 1893? Like having a porthole into an alien world.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (pP3eq)

65 I like short-shorts.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (TezPK)

66 A little disappointed to see that it wasn't a Chinese artist who painted this. I've always been curious as to why there doesn't seem to be a famous realist/humanist Asian painter. Their art all seems to be very formulaic and gimmicky or rote. There's no Hudson River School of Beijing or Kyoto.

So I was really hoping that this one would be the first. But nah... just some guy named Bob.

Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

67 The driver of the rickshaw is taking a break on the left side of the painting.

Posted by: dantesed at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

68 Not a big fan of photo-realism, what's the point, I can just take photos and make a collage.

Impressionism > Realism.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (XV/Pl)

69 Bet the ameya's embouchure and lip control game is top notch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (wVcYX)

70 The fact that the woman is blowing through a tube represents a phallic symbol.

Posted by: Your sexually frustrated female high school art teacher at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

71 "Not EVERYTHING is AI guys."

I understand, but the images in the foreground have like a 3-d sharpness to them.

Just looks that way to me, I guess.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (DgMqy)

72 I'd paint this on the side of my Free Candy van!

Posted by: Registered Offender at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

73 The driver of the rickshaw is taking a break on the left side of the painting.
Posted by: dantesed at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Oy/m2)

It's hard to get productive rickshaw drivers.

Posted by: Kramer and Newman Enterprises at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

74 30 I had no idea there even was such a thing as a "candy blower". Learn something new every day, I guess.
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This, too, is all about Obama.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (pZ64F)

75 Smoke obscuring Kokura. Secondary target looks clear.

Posted by: Major Charles Sweeney at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)

76 Would like to see "ameya's embouchure" in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

77 Me brow rong time..... you pay NOW!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 09:49 AM (kOluj)

78 I can't figure out what she's doing. Is it like glass blowing, but with bamboo? I am teh confused

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 09:49 AM (3uBP9)

79 68 Not a big fan of photo-realism, what's the point, I can just take photos and make a collage.

Impressionism > Realism.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (XV/Pl)

That's silly. If you could have a photo realistic painting from way before photography (like Vermeer or several other examples that CBD has highlighted in the past) then I damn sure want to see them. I want to see things as they are (or were as the case may be) not how it looks through your idealized vision, you commie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:50 AM (bss/y)

80 69 Bet the ameya's embouchure and lip control game is top notch!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (wVcYX)

Hornblowers unite!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)

81 Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

Perspective never has really been a thing in Asian paintings. No idea why. I did see a Japanese "Perspective of an Interior" this week on Twitter. It was done reasonably well, but was most notable for the fact that it *was* a perspective drawing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:51 AM (lFFaq)

82 Don't take Ameya if you're allergic to Ameya.

Posted by: Big Farma Legal Department at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

83 The Ameya (The Candy Blower)
Robert Frederick Blum

*********

The Cereal Killer - a Frederick

A grisly scene by Robert Limerick Blum
Of a candy-blowing Mistress of Doom
He watched her blow up sweets
And other sugary treats
Like a Family Size box of Kaboom!

Posted by: muldoon at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

84 And in August 1945 I foresee a bright light, no two bright lights, in Japan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (HYqoK)

85 68 >>Not a big fan of photo-realism, what's the point, I can just take photos and make a collage.

Impressionism > Realism.


Then this one must bake your noodle -- the faces and a few details are photo realistic, but much of the surrounding areas are impressionistic. It's a very effective technique.

Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL)

86 Those other ladies need a good pair of split-toe socks like the ones the glass blower is wearing

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (Y1sOo)

87 Busy and ugly. Would only hang somewhere I don't plan on returning to.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 09:53 AM (CrUNC)

88
Cultural Significance: The term "ameya" refers to a traditional candy seller. The artist, Blum, used it to highlight the skill and artistry involved in shaping,, candies, calling it a form of artistic, refined work. (AI Overview)

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Wisdom Library Org: Ameya 13 definitions

Ameya means something in Hinduism, Sanskrit, Hindi. If you want to know the exact meaning, history, etymology or English translation of this term then check out the descriptions on this page.

Alternative spellings of this word include Amey.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 09:53 AM (NFX2v)

89 Wuhan Virology Institute: The Early Days

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 09:53 AM (nWPIJ)

90 The shoes on the lady wearing the kimono look very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (cWLG3)

Which one?

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 09:54 AM (Bjfbw)

91 look at these!

Posted by: cmeat at February 27, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

92 Bravo, Muldoon!

Posted by: Limerick lover at February 27, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Why do I suspect the scene smells of fish?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 09:54 AM (pZ64F)

94 88 Apparently, “Ameya” is also a given name. It means “boundless” in Sanskrit.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

95 I like this.

Kind of enlightening that this was done at the turn of the last century.

Vivid and dynamic like something you would expect at a sports event.

Layers upon layers.

Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2026 09:55 AM (+rKuc)

96 My neighbor carried her granddaughter on her back like that for years.

While she worked in the garden, when she walked to the grocery, when she was sweeping the sidewalk we never saw her without that baby on her back.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

97 87 Busy and ugly. Would only hang somewhere I don't plan on returning to.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 27, 2026 09:53 AM (CrUNC)

Heh. It is always interesting to see the whole gamut of opinion we run.

The gal on the left with the baby on her back does look like she had down syndrome. Or a bit mongoloid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)

98 39 i would like to go to holland. wooden shoe?

Posted by: cmeat at February 27, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)

99 @79

>>That's silly. If you could have a photo realistic painting from way before photography (like Vermeer or several other examples that CBD has highlighted in the past) then I damn sure want to see them. I want to see things as they are (or were as the case may be) not how it looks through your idealized vision, you commie.

IDK, realism, especially photo-realism, leaves me cold.

Sure, there is tremendous technical skill required to render something to a realistic/photo-realistic level, but it leaves nothing to the imagination, the paintings general are what they are and nothing more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

100 Was it over when the Germans candied Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (o0Ud6)

101 ameya the only one who gets it?

Posted by: cmeat at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

102 What's the guy on the right carrying? Firearm?

Posted by: Gotta ask at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

103 NOOOO! Tom Steyer has rallied and is now tying Katie Porter in public polling.

I can't have this; I gotta figure out some way for her to come at this guy. I don't want this malevolent cavebitch to be Governor of California... I NEED her to be.

If any CA Morons have ideas to help her PLEASE DO IT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (BI5O2)

104 A Cincinnati boy. Here's video biography of the artist:

Posted by: mrp

What's a Bearcat anyway? Besides an antique car?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (cYBz/)

105 102 What's the guy on the right carrying? Firearm?
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I'd bet umbrella.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (pZ64F)

106 This is one busy painting, with a lot to check out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

107 Why do I suspect the scene smells of fish?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 09:54 AM (pZ64F)

A good bet. I had a school friend whose mom had gone to the Olympics held in Japan in the 70s. She said *everything* was fried in fish oil. Apparently, KFC fried in fish oil isn't very appealing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (lFFaq)

108 San Franpsycho, thanks for understanding in the last thread.

I like this painting. There are interesting things going on.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (FMtrg)

109 50 my brother started shaping vacuum tubes for motorola. he used to send little glass menageries to my folks.

Posted by: cmeat at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)

110 This painting reeks of kimchi.

Posted by: He said with a wrinkled nose at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

111 Although a painting of a Japanese street scene is not something I would hang, the artistry in this is excellent and really caught my eye. Blum captured the feel of movement on the street as background while the attention of the women and girls is focussed on the street vendor. A still moment in a busy day. The bright colors of the vendor, slightly off center, is the focal point for the women and the viewers. The strong details and colors of the figures seem to pop out against the looser details of the buildings in the background with those brown earth tones. The skin tones catch my attention as they are darker than is often seen these days. And each face is individual, not generic, bound by the same skin tones.

The entire work is effective and I makes me want to spend time looking at it.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

112 Sure, there is tremendous technical skill required to render something to a realistic/photo-realistic level, but it leaves nothing to the imagination, the paintings general are what they are and nothing more.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (XV/Pl)

Is the point of a painting only to make you feel warm? I don't see a phot realistic painting from 500 years ago like that. I look at how people are dressed, how they live, the things the painter chose to detail.

That's life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)

113 I like this a lot, thanks CBD!
It captures the color and movement of open-air markets.
So, yeah, kind of like mall kiosks.

I'm wondering how she's not burning her hands with sugar syrup, if she's using them to shape the candy.
Hard crack temp for candy is 300 F.

Posted by: sal at February 27, 2026 10:00 AM (f+FmA)

114 Posted by: muldoon at February 27, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

Perfect! LOL

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:00 AM (Bjfbw)

115 Blown sugar globes, never knew that was a thing. Interesting. Has anyone had freeze-dried candy? That was a big thing a few years ago. They'd take skittles or other similar types of candy and put them through a freeze-drying process. Doesn't really change the taste, just makes it puffy, brittle, and crackly. People were buying online shops where they resell candy in freeze-dried form for a hefty markup. A fad.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (3uBP9)

116
If any CA Morons have ideas to help her PLEASE DO IT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:57 AM (BI5O2)
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Steyer is yet another dumb, rich dilettante trying to purchase public office. He has been blanketing the state with TV ads.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

117 A good bet. I had a school friend whose mom had gone to the Olympics held in Japan in the 70s. She said *everything* was fried in fish oil. Apparently, KFC fried in fish oil isn't very appealing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (lFFaq)

I can confirm this. There is a lot of fish meals. To the point where even if you aren't smelling it- you think you are. I got... really tired of that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)

118 89 >>Wuhan Virology Institute: The Early Days

"Hey, Joe. You want pangolin? Just 20 yen."

Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (Ve/HL)

119 104 What's a Bearcat anyway? Besides an antique car?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (cYBz/)

A Binturong.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)

120 A thunderstorm popped up and washed away a day's work.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (qwype)

121 76 Would like to see "ameya's embouchure" in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick lover at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

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With apologies to the great Muldoon:

Engrossed with Ameya's embouchure
Dirty minds conceive thoughts immature
"I make you horrer
For just twenty dorrar
Ret go my ears, I no amateur!"

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (kOluj)

122 Do not take Ameya if you are allergic to Ameya.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

123 I was gong to say the only Oriental street scenes I care about are the covers of Fu Manchu book covers. But the longer I looked the less inclined I was to be a smart ass.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (yTvNw)

124 You know at least one of those kids had a dirty diaper.

Posted by: He said with a wrinkled nose at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

125 {Emmie}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

126 What's a Bearcat anyway? Besides an antique car?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (cYBz/)

An antique warplane? Grumman F8F Bearcat

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:03 AM (Bjfbw)

127 122 Do not take Ameya if you are allergic to Ameya.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

Ask your doctor if Ameya is right for you.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qwype)

128 Yudhishthira's Dice, thank you for understanding in the last thread. I am protective of Ace's "living room" and do not want his carpet soiled by racism.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 10:04 AM (FMtrg)

129 What's a Bearcat anyway?
Posted by: Tonypete


***********

You see young Tonypete, when a grizzly and a tabby love each other verrry much they soon want to express that love in intimate ways. Eventually this interspecies canoodling results in a ltter of little Bearcats...

Posted by: muldoon at February 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)

130 Stutz Bearcat

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)

131 Chinee laborers called coolies. What Japan laborers called?

Posted by: Kikkoman Kid at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (oftw2)

132 129 What's a Bearcat anyway?
Posted by: Tonypete

***********

You see young Tonypete, when a grizzly and a tabby love each other verrry much they soon want to express that love in intimate ways. Eventually this interspecies canoodling results in a ltter of little Bearcats...
Posted by: muldoon at February 27, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)


A wolverine?

Posted by: Awfuls everywhere at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (i0Hi3)

133 A Cincinnati boy. Here's video biography of the artist:

Posted by: mrp

What's a Bearcat anyway? Besides an antique car?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (cYBz/)
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After spending 2.5 years at UC, I still find the subject difficult to explain. A great university, though. The Bengals played in Nippert Stadium while Riverfront Stadium was being built. A superb music conservatory, renowned for its engineering, medical, and architecture schools.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (rj6Yv)

134 @112

>>Is the point of a painting only to make you feel warm? I don't see a phot realistic painting from 500 years ago like that. I look at how people are dressed, how they live, the things the painter chose to detail. That's life.

Well, photrealism, didn't become a thing until after the invention of photography.

It's not my jam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (XV/Pl)

135 A little disappointed to see that it wasn't a Chinese artist who painted this. I've always been curious as to why there doesn't seem to be a famous realist/humanist Asian painter. Their art all seems to be very formulaic and gimmicky or rote. There's no Hudson River School of Beijing or Kyoto.

So I was really hoping that this one would be the first. But nah... just some guy named Bob.
Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026


***
I knew a Chinese artist who specialized in realism! He was a graduate student in studio art at my former employer back in the '90s. He was so good he even had a show at a gallery in town his second year in the grad program. Big paintings too -- Chinese subjects, but Western style. When he painted a Budweiser can, you felt as if you could reach out and pop the top.

Unfortunately I can't remember his name, or I'd look to see if he had a subsequent career here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)

136 I hate impressionism, for the most part.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

137 Ret go my ears, I no amateur!"
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

**********

Ha!

Posted by: muldoon at February 27, 2026 10:06 AM (qgHp7)

138 Bearcat used to be a brand of radio/CB scanner. Might still be, under the Uniden brand.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (jtM2q)

139 104 What's a Bearcat anyway? Besides an antique car?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 09:58 AM (cYBz/)

F-8 Bearcat -- kickass prop fighter of the Korean War. Grumman had the Bearcat, Tigercat, Hellcat, Wildcat. Apparently a feline fetish.

Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Ve/HL)

140 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

141 After spending 2.5 years at UC, I still find the subject difficult to explain.
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Tell us about it.

Posted by: The Hokies at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

142 132 A wolverine?
Posted by: Awfuls everywhere at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (i0Hi3)

Binturongs are not part of the weasel family, strangely enough.

They're viverrids, part of the same family as civets.

(Apologies for this not being a Smart Military answer on this Smart Military Blog).

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:08 AM (3wOGw)

143 Sure, there is tremendous technical skill required to render something to a realistic/photo-realistic level, but it leaves nothing to the imagination
——-

Yes, but keep in mind the advent of photography itself didn’t start till the 19th century.

Paintings with a high res photograph appearance in previous centuries must have been absolutely amazing at the time. They used glass lenses to achieve this iirc. Pretty clever. They had cameras, sort of. They didn’t have film, it was up to the artist to make the emulsion basically.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 10:08 AM (+qoHP)

144 136 I hate impressionism, for the most part.
____

Get bent!

Posted by: Rich Little at February 27, 2026 10:08 AM (Dv3i1)

145 Thomas Bender see all paintings with jaundiced eye. Maybe he need to see Optimist?

Posted by: Warby Parker at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)

146 They're viverrids, part of the same family as civets.

(Apologies for this not being a Smart Military answer on this Smart Military Blog).
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:08 AM


But do they crap gourmet coffee?

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)

147 After spending 2.5 years at UC, I still find the subject difficult to explain.
+++
Tell us about it.
Posted by: The Hokies
___________

I know, right?

Posted by: WKU Hilltoppers at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (XvL8K)

148 This painting reeks of kimchi.
Posted by: He said with a wrinkled nose at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)


Kimchi is Korean. Kimuchi is the Japanese equivalent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

149 136 I hate impressionism, for the most part.

I see your pointillism.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (Riz8t)

150 Well, photrealism, didn't become a thing until after the invention of photography.
———

No, that’s not true. Not even a little bit.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2026 10:10 AM (+qoHP)

151 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 10:10 AM (5rh/l)

152
Everything in the picture got blowed up real
good in 1945.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 10:11 AM (azNOR)

153 I can confirm this. There is a lot of fish meals. To the point where even if you aren't smelling it- you think you are. I got... really tired of that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)


I was in Japan in the early '90s and I don't recall that although after spending several weeks on the submarine, who knows what I could or couldn't smell.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:11 AM (ExV1e)

154 After spending 2.5 years at UC, I still find the subject difficult to explain. A great university, though. The Bengals played in Nippert Stadium while Riverfront Stadium was being built. A superb music conservatory, renowned for its engineering, medical, and architecture schools.
Posted by: mrp

One of the few places I've been where you can enter most buildings on one floor and then exit at another if you chose.

(UC campus if very hilly)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 10:12 AM (cYBz/)

155 The entire work is effective and I makes me want to spend time looking at it.
Posted by: JTB

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:13 AM (AvfvA)

156 148 This painting reeks of kimchi.
Posted by: He said with a wrinkled nose at February 27, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

Kimchi is Korean. Kimuchi is the Japanese equivalent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:09 AM (ExV1e)

I'd say "stick to sauerkraut", but then I remember that Uncle Palp hates all things German, and he'd never allow the Horde to touch such a thing.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:13 AM (3wOGw)

157 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)


One article blames inflation. The others all blame a drop in NVIDIA price.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:14 AM (ExV1e)

158 "For just twenty dorrar
Ret go my ears, I no amateur!"
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:02 AM"
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Lol!

Posted by: Limerick lover at February 27, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)

159 Personally, I always like genre scenes, whether in high focus or fuzzy focus.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (pZ64F)

160 You bin here turong. You go home now!

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

161 Well, photrealism, didn't become a thing until after the invention of photography.

It's not my jam.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:05 AM (XV/Pl)

Realism was not a thing until after photography was invented?

What?

https://tinyurl.com/52an69xp 1668

https://tinyurl.com/3tpzb68z 1697

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (bss/y)

162 News is no longer news. It's throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (+nEug)

163 Taking the rickshaw down to the opium den.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (ex18v)

164 I'd say "stick to sauerkraut", but then I remember that Uncle Palp hates all things German, and he'd never allow the Horde to touch such a thing.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:13 AM (3wOGw)


Sauerkraut? So you prefer your kimchi bland?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

165 Morn' all... Inflation? Were their new numbers ? I thought it was doing well...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (VE6XX)

166 162 News is no longer news. It's throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.
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News is what your editor tells you it is unless he is informed by the owner, otherwise.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (pZ64F)

167 I was in Japan in the early '90s and I don't recall that although after spending several weeks on the submarine, who knows what I could or couldn't smell.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:11 AM (ExV1e)

To be fair, you were probably more thinking: 'She looks hot as fuck' rather than 'what's that smell?'

Or maybe 'he', I won't judge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y)

168 cole slaw >> sauerkraut

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

169 News is no longer news. It's throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (+nEug)


I heard that Trump personally delivered busloads of children to Epstein.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

170 One of the few places I've been where you can enter most buildings on one floor and then exit at another if you chose.

(UC campus if very hilly)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 10:12 AM (cYBz/)
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Heh. The university where I work also has quite a few buildings like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 10:17 AM (ESVrU)

171 Is that a dude in the blue?

I am catastrophically bad at determining Japanese gender. Anime and manga? I need a guide that tales me which one is the boy and which is a girl. Anime, generally the same. And that extends to other asians, korean boy bands, or girl bands, I honestly don't know. They all kind of look feminine to me. The same hair, the same baggy dress. Small chests.

And I firmly admit it's a me problem. I'm basically a neanderthal and would have to do some grabbin' like that poor dude in 84s Iceman movie. "Here, stand still, I just need to firmly grasp your crotch for just the briefest moment".

It would help if they carried big placards or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (3uBP9)

172 169 News is no longer news. It's throw shit against the wall and see what sticks.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 10:15 AM (+nEug)

I heard that Trump personally delivered busloads of children to Epstein.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:17 AM (ExV1e)

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (bss/y)

173 Did a six-month deployment to Misawa, Japan in 1989. Don't recall a fishy smell on base or in my travels outside the gate.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (Y1sOo)

174 Morn' all... Inflation? Were their new numbers ? I thought it was doing well...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (VE6XX)


PPI was higher than expected, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (ExV1e)

175 One of the few places I've been where you can enter most buildings on one floor and then exit at another if you chose.

(UC campus if very hilly)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 10:12 AM (cYBz/)
=======

I lived in Calhoun Hall (dormitory) for most of my time there. One could go up on the roof and look up and down the Ohio Valley for miles. I got the same vibe at Lookout Mountain, TN.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (rj6Yv)

176 It would help if they carried big placards or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (3uBP9)

In anime, it seems like women either have gigantic tits, or they are built like a 12 year old dude. No in between.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)

177 Lots of stuff I've read on the internet isn't true.

Posted by: A. Lincoln at February 27, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

178 173 Did a six-month deployment to Misawa, Japan in 1989. Don't recall a fishy smell on base or in my travels outside the gate.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:18 AM (Y1sOo)

As I said, it could have been just as much where I was going or in my own head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y)

179 177 Lots of stuff I've read on the internet isn't true.
Posted by: A. Lincoln at February 27, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

Honest Abe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y)

180 To be fair, you were probably more thinking: 'She looks hot as fuck' rather than 'what's that smell?'

I recall walking between the gate of the naval base and the train station and we came upon a billboard for noodles. It was at eye level, which was strange enough, but the ad featured a topless woman eating noodles.

We must have stared at that thing for 15 minutes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)

181 Is that a dude in the blue?

Yes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

182 I lived in Calhoun Hall (dormitory) for most of my time there. One could go up on the roof and look up and down the Ohio Valley for miles. I got the same vibe at Lookout Mountain, TN.
Posted by: mrp
___________

That's the one they blowed up, right?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 10:21 AM (XvL8K)

183 This is a painting that really benefits from embiggening. Being able to see the brush work makes me appreciate it even more.

BTW, I didn't know what the title meant. Ameya in Japanese refers to a candy shop.

Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2026 10:22 AM (yTvNw)

184 They used to sell bottles of beer out of vending machines located on the sidewalks of downtown Tokyo. Not sure if that's still a thing there.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:23 AM (Y1sOo)

185 >>> In anime, it seems like women either have gigantic tits, or they are built like a 12 year old dude. No in between.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)


Large breasts and swaying curvy hips, are just important visual aids for the poor disabled like me.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)

186 I thought ALL anime girls had gigantic breasts.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

187 How do you say Tentacle Pron in Japanese?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:25 AM (pZ64F)

188 186 I thought ALL anime girls had gigantic breasts.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

They have tomboys. There was that one show from a few years ago. Dragon Maid somethingorother that pixy mentioned on his morning thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

189 UC is what? University of Cincinnati?

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

190 176 In anime, it seems like women either have gigantic tits, or they are built like a 12 year old dude. No in between.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)

Usually it's a character who looks like a 12 year old, has gigantic tits, and claims to be a 9,000 year old dragon.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:26 AM (3wOGw)

191 184 They used to sell bottles of beer out of vending machines located on the sidewalks of downtown Tokyo. Not sure if that's still a thing there.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:23 AM (Y1sOo)

I remember thinking a vending machine for hot coffee in a can was remarkable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y)

192 Usually it's a character who looks like a 12 year old, has gigantic tits, and claims to be a 9,000 year old dragon.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:26 AM (3wOGw)

Mostly, they do not seem to mix the loli and the huge tits, from what I have seen, but it is one genre I have never really gotten too deep in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

193 Boob thread?

Posted by: Gigantic anime tits at February 27, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

194 They used to sell bottles of beer out of vending machines located on the sidewalks of downtown Tokyo. Not sure if that's still a thing there.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:23 AM (Y1sOo)


I saw a vending machine that sold full sized bottles of bourbon in Yokosuka.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

195 Mama Ameya!

Posted by: Giuseppe Mitsubishi at February 27, 2026 10:28 AM (Dc1Hd)

196 Godzilla like!

Posted by: Godzilla, Destroyer Of Japs at February 27, 2026 10:29 AM (TmfuF)

197 129 What's a Bearcat anyway?
Posted by: Tonypete

A 9 ton armored truck based on a Ford F-550 Super Duty commercial truck chassis?
https://tinyurl.com/2ur4hnwt

Posted by: Military Moron at February 27, 2026 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

198 194 They used to sell bottles of beer out of vending machines located on the sidewalks of downtown Tokyo. Not sure if that's still a thing there.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 10:23 AM (Y1sOo)

I saw a vending machine that sold full sized bottles of bourbon in Yokosuka.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

Mom! I'm thirsty!

Here, this will shut you up!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:29 AM (bss/y)

199 Sniffing Glue>>Blowing Candy

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High!! at February 27, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2)

200 What's a Bearcat anyway?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 27, 2026 10:31 AM (Kt19C)

201 Mostly, they do not seem to mix the loli and the huge tits, from what I have seen, but it is one genre I have never really gotten too deep in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)


Evangelion neither looked like a twelve year old boy nor did she have a huge bosom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:31 AM (ExV1e)

202 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

203 What's wrong with large breasts?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:34 AM (XV/Pl)

204 I went to UC for a short time.

Having girls in class was very distracting coming off graduating all-boys HS.

Dude.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 10:34 AM (DgMqy)

205 202 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.
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That's horrible, anyway....

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:34 AM (pZ64F)

206 193 Boob thread?
Posted by: Gigantic anime tits at February 27, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

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Always..... duuh!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:35 AM (kOluj)

207
It's Friday. Some were extraordinarily well behaved during the week when it came to boob comments.

(Not to say they didn't utilize other outlets. And inlets.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 10:35 AM (NFX2v)

208 What's wrong with large breasts?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:34 AM (XV/Pl)


Nothing, although, contrary to popular belief, not every guy prefers them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:35 AM (ExV1e)

209 What's wrong with large breasts?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I like big boobs and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

210 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.

--

There's a lot of raisins being passed out in hell today then? Nice news to start the weekend.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2026 10:36 AM (qBdHI)

211
202 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:33 AM

------

You fucked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Pakistan at February 27, 2026 10:36 AM (azNOR)

212 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:33 AM (RHGPo)


Decades. Tens of billions of dollar spent. Thousands of Americans killed or maimed.

And it took Pakistan less than a week? Because they said, "Fuck it, we're killing these guys."

Oh, and boobs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

213 188 186 I thought ALL anime girls had gigantic breasts.
Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

They have tomboys. There was that one show from a few years ago. Dragon Maid somethingorother that pixy mentioned on his morning thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lina Inverse is one of anime's most famous characters, and she's not big tittied (in fact, she's often the butt of jokes because of it). She's not really a tomboy, either, and fantasizes about being girly and feminine...but ends-up being a greedy, kick-ass adventuring sorceress.

https://tinyurl.com/yf4b3sfh

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

214 Extra nipples are fairly common. They are generally unrelated to other conditions or syndromes. The extra nipples usually occur in a line below the normal nipples. They are usually not recognized as extra nipples because they tend to be small and not well-formed.

Supernumerary nipples are generally considered benign

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (pZ64F)

215 210 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.

--

There's a lot of raisins being passed out in hell today then? Nice news to start the weekend.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2026 10:36 AM (qBdHI)


Trump's fault.... Isn't everything ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (VE6XX)

216 🚨🇦🇫 BREAKING

Taliban’s top commander Hamid Khorasanin who had been issuing threats of suicide bombings in Pakistan, has been killed at the Kabul Taliban military brigade headquarters.

This brigade headquarters was known for training suicide bombers.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

217 His six wives and 100 children are probably already in the US.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 10:38 AM (NFX2v)

218 BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan.


Apparently the brouhaha is because the Taliban has been training and sending ISIS lunatics across the border to kill Pakis. Pakistan, contrary to all expectations, does not care for this.

One gets the sense that the Taliban simply have no other motivation in life but violence and death.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:38 AM (Riz8t)

219 @208

>>Nothing, although, contrary to popular belief, not every guy prefers them.

There is definitely something to be said for proportionality.

And real, they must be real.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:38 AM (XV/Pl)

220 All My College Profs:

"Eyes up here, son."

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 10:38 AM (DgMqy)

221 140 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)


Sell sell sell!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at February 27, 2026 10:38 AM (B0NCh)

222 Yet another war fought on behalf of Israel!
-Tucker Carlson, John Meatshiner, Ana Kasparian, Noam Chomsky, Norman Finkelstein, and Jamaal Bowman.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)

223 213 Lina Inverse is one of anime's most famous characters, and she's not big tittied (in fact, she's often the butt of jokes because of it). She's not really a tomboy, either, and fantasizes about being girly and feminine...but ends-up being a greedy, kick-ass adventuring sorceress.

https://tinyurl.com/yf4b3sfh
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (JCZqz)

Lina's on-again, off-again partner, Naga the Serpent, however...

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:39 AM (wa/yD)

224 Decades. Tens of billions of dollar spent. Thousands of Americans killed or maimed.

And it took Pakistan less than a week? Because they said, "Fuck it, we're killing these guys."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

I expect they'd have the exact same problem as us, the Russians and the Brits if they invaded and attempted to occupy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 10:39 AM (XvL8K)

225
Extra nipples are fairly common.

Scaramanga does the Fandango.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (Cqx++)

226
216

This brigade headquarters was known for training suicide bombers.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM

--------

Early graduation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (azNOR)

227 157 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

One article blames inflation. The others all blame a drop in NVIDIA price.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Depends on whether one is pro Powell or pro economy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (AvfvA)

228
Supernumerary nipples are generally considered benignhot
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (pZ64F)

Posted by: Richard Scaramanga at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (RIvkX)

229 I feel like I've heard of candy-blowing before, but I can't place it. Probably from my time in Okinawa.

Posted by: pookysgirl would feel guilty eating the candy at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (Wt5PA)

230 I expect they'd have the exact same problem as us, the Russians and the Brits if they invaded and attempted to occupy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 10:39 AM (XvL8K)


They're Muslims. I'd assume that they'd just kill everyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (ExV1e)

231 214 Extra nipples are fairly common. They are generally unrelated to other conditions or syndromes. The extra nipples usually occur in a line below the normal nipples. They are usually not recognized as extra nipples because they tend to be small and not well-formed.

Supernumerary nipples are generally considered benign
Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (pZ64F)

An entire third boob (often in the armpit) also isn't unheard of.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (wa/yD)

232 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. Would not hang.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (2WIwB)

233 And it took Pakistan less than a week? Because they said, "F*** it, we're killing these guys."

What is "it"? The Pakis hit a site or two. That's not the same as taking over the country and installing a friendly government.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (Riz8t)

234 @76 Would like to see "ameya's embouchure" in a limerick.

When you go to perform a hot samba, sure
'nuff play viola da gamba. You're
just fretting and bowing
Not finger-and-blowing
So you don't have to stiff-upper embouchure.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (zdLoL)

235 The only thing that can be done about inflation is the government stops spending, other than that, institute policies that will drive down the costs you can directly impact to offset inflationtionary pressures.

Trump is doing his part, congress, as usual is asleep at the switch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (XV/Pl)

236 227 157 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)


Trump's been in office for 13 months ! He should have solved it !

Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (VE6XX)

237 I feel like I've heard of candy-blowing before, but I can't place it. Probably from my time in Okinawa.
Posted by: pookysgirl would feel guilty eating the candy at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (Wt5PA)


Candy is a weird name for a dude.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

238 Thank You CBD

Another window into the past plus I had never heard of Amezaiku. Now I want to see it in real life....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 10:41 AM (QGaXH)

239 Also the FED has a part to play in this psychodrama, lower interest rates you clowns!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)

240 Do those Chinese characters represent “Sweep away all monsters and demons!” Or “Death to the Four Olds!”?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)

241 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:40 AM (2WIwB)

You gotta have a stash of coffee set up.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 10:45 AM (fYhK6)

242 Do those Chinese characters represent “Sweep away all monsters and demons!” Or “Death to the Four Olds!”?
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)


Those would be Japanese characters, not Chinese.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

243 They're Muslims. I'd assume that they'd just kill everyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

Then they better use nukes. Otherwise they'll just flee into the hills.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)

244

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is under pressure to reinvent his ailing Labour government with a leftwards pivot after the Green Party captured one of its House of Commons seats via a special election.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:46 AM (Cqx++)

245 That Jayne Mansfield had some large breasts.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at February 27, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

246 Death to the Four Olds!

Is that what happened to the Delta 88? Shame, I liked driving cars that handled like a boat. At least in the 70s anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

247 UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is under pressure to reinvent his ailing Labour government with a leftwards pivot after the Green Party captured one of its House of Commons seats via a special election.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:46 AM (Cqx++)


A leftwards pivot? Is he going to vow to exterminate the native population?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:47 AM (ExV1e)

248 208 What's wrong with large breasts?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:34 AM (XV/Pl)

Nothing, although, contrary to popular belief, not every guy prefers them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

GAAAAAYYYY

Posted by: That Guy who always yells GAAAAY at February 27, 2026 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

249 A case reported in 1827 refers to a French woman who had a complete third breast on her left thigh. After she gave birth, it began to produce milk. "It was offered to her infant who took it willingly," writes Grossl. "She apparently nursed five children during her life from all three of her breasts."

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 10:47 AM (pZ64F)

250 Wait wut?

Posted by: John Candy at February 27, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)

251 Morn' all... Inflation? Were their new numbers ? I thought it was doing well...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2026 10:16 AM (VE6XX)

When I first saw the "Dow" post, I thought it was the ASS troll's work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:48 AM (8zz6B)

252 A leftwards pivot? Is he going to vow to exterminate the native population?
___

You mean declare it publicly instead of keeping it a secret?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 10:49 AM (Dv3i1)

253 247 UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is under pressure to reinvent his ailing Labour government with a leftwards pivot after the Green Party captured one of its House of Commons seats via a special election.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:46 AM (Cqx++)

A leftwards pivot? Is he going to vow to exterminate the native population?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The Church of England is now Muslim...

Posted by: Keir Starmer at February 27, 2026 10:49 AM (JCZqz)

254 Grammie winger is at the hospital right now getting tests to see if they can operate on Monday. Last night I sent her a note telling her about the outpouring of prayers and good wishes for her from the Horde. I just got a note from her saying that this has cheered her no end.

Please keep praying, and thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2026 10:49 AM (79pEw)

255 246 Death to the Four Olds!

Is that what happened to the Delta 88? Shame, I liked driving cars that handled like a boat. At least in the 70s anyway.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

One of my favorite cars was a 1968 Delmont 88 (similar to a Delta 8. There aren't many around now.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 10:49 AM (QGaXH)

256 The Church of England is now Muslim...
Posted by: Keir Starmer
_________

It converted from Atheism?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 10:50 AM (XvL8K)

257 Then they better use nukes. Otherwise they'll just flee into the hills.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Run to the hills,
Run for your life!

Posted by: Iron Maiden at February 27, 2026 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

258 You gotta have a stash of coffee set up.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 27, 2026 10:45 AM (fYhK6)


Back bedroom closet.
BRCC and a bit of King Harv.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

259 When I first saw the "Dow" post, I thought it was the ASS troll's work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:48 AM (8zz6B)


We get periodic Dow crisis posts. Usually they feature the actual dollar value (currently almost $600!!!!!) of loss rather than the percentage (1.24%).

They also fail to note that the Dow is, essentially, flat over the past month and up approximately 4% over the past 6.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:51 AM (ExV1e)

260 Please keep praying, and thank you!
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2026 10:49

Thanxs for the update bluebell.
Prayers continue.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:52 AM (2WIwB)

261 242 Those would be Japanese characters, not Chinese.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

They'd still be Chinese characters. Most of the text in the picture isn't the strictly-Japanese character set (Kana), but the one taken from Chinese (Kanji, or as the Chinese would call it, Hanzi).

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 10:52 AM (wa/yD)

262 Afghanistan has historically never recognized the 1893 British-drawn Durand Line as the official international border, causing persistent friction.

The 1893 Durand Line, a ~1,500-mile colonial border dividing Pashtun tribes between Afghanistan and Pakistan, remains a major source of tension. Successive Afghan governments have historically rejected the line as an official border, creating persistent diplomatic and military friction, especially following Pakistan's independence in 1947.

(AI Overview, etc.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

263 Is that what happened to the Delta 88?
-----------

See: Mary Jo Kopechne, Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts, late 1969.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:53 AM (XeU6L)

264 This brigade headquarters was known for training suicide bombers.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

So, on the job training, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:54 AM (8zz6B)

265 254 Grammie winger is at the hospital right now getting tests to see if they can operate on Monday. Last night I sent her a note telling her about the outpouring of prayers and good wishes for her from the Horde. I just got a note from her saying that this has cheered her no end.

Please keep praying, and thank you!
Posted by: bluebell

Thank you. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 10:54 AM (NFX2v)

266 157 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

One article blames inflation. The others all blame a drop in NVIDIA price.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 10:14 AM (ExV1e)

***cough***

More sellers than buyers

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 27, 2026 10:55 AM (3sXRv)

267 140 The Dow is down 1.4%. The drop is blamed on persistent inflation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 27, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

I thought maybe AI jitters plus today is last day of the month and a Friday.....probably some closing out of positions...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 10:55 AM (QGaXH)

268 "I knew a Chinese artist who specialized in realism! He was a graduate student in studio art at my former employer back in the '90s. He was so good he even had a show at a gallery in town his second year in the grad program. Big paintings too -- Chinese subjects, but Western style. When he painted a Budweiser can, you felt as if you could reach out and pop the top.

Unfortunately I can't remember his name, or I'd look to see if he had a subsequent career here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 10:06 AM (wzUl9)"

There is no market for realism in fine art in the west, which is why schools don't train it here anymore. It's all faggy navel gazing and postmodern slop.

But if you need it, say for production art (concept, vfx, etc), China - or more accurately Chinese artists - is where to get it. They learn in the old school way.

Art students in the west spend their time bullshitting and doing politics, not understanding the modernists all were amazingly accomplished in traditional methods before they started fucking around.

Posted by: heya at February 27, 2026 10:56 AM (Rs+fG)

269 263 Is that what happened to the Delta 88?
-----------

See: Mary Jo Kopechne, Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts, late 1969.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Ah, it just handled like a boat, but didn't float like one. Unfortunate.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 10:56 AM (Dv3i1)

270 256 The Church of England is now Muslim...
Posted by: Keir Starmer
_________
It converted from Atheism?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Stop, stop!!! Why are our proud Pakistani friends tearing down the Pride flags? Don't they know it will cause a backlash?!?!?

Posted by: Queer Anglican Bishop at February 27, 2026 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

271 More sellers than buyers
Posted by: Space Cockroach
------
The market was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:57 AM (XeU6L)

272 There's a lot of raisins being passed out in hell today then? Nice news to start the weekend.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2026 10:36 AM (qBdHI)

As much as we approve of the sudden demise of the parties involved, we do not endorse the use of our product in said celebrations

Posted by: Big Raisin at February 27, 2026 10:58 AM (3sXRv)

273 China is telling it's citizens to get out of Iran right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 11:01 AM (+nEug)

274 What's wrong with large breasts?

Absolutely nothing!

Posted by: The Temptations at February 27, 2026 11:01 AM (pP3eq)

275 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

276 Ah, it just handled like a boat, but didn't float like one. Unfortunate.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
--------

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagon, he'd be President today.

Posted by: Nat Lamp spoof VW ad at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (XeU6L)

277 A statement on flatter chests from Maken-Ki:
https://youtu.be/3oCbq6L6fms

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 11:02 AM (jjoN6)

278 83 because the box said it had 100% of the daily requirements of vitamins, richy hupe ate a whole box of kaboom. he got sick.

Posted by: cmeat at February 27, 2026 11:15 AM (R11M+)

279 I like the sense of motion in it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 27, 2026 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

280 The focal shoulder on the forefront woman looks like a photograph and then the whole bleeds out from there into obviously painted texture. This shocked me out of lurking.

Posted by: Ben Sears at February 27, 2026 12:58 PM (fK4Xi)

281 Appealing subject matter and nice technique.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 27, 2026 02:51 PM (w6EFb)

The Morning Report — 2/27/26

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Good morning kids. I'll start off with something that frightening though it may be is still nevertheless completely unsurprising.


A Somali driver caught barreling an “80-ton truck” the wrong way down a Missouri highway failed an English proficiency test — and wasn’t able to read road signs, authorities said.

The trucker was filmed driving in the northbound lanes on Highway 61 near Troy, about 55 miles outside of St. Louis, at 8 a.m. on Wednesday before finally crossing over and heading the right way, terrifying video shared by US Transportation Security Sean Duffy on X shows.

“We have learned that a truck driver with a Minnesota CDL who couldn’t read basic road signs spent MILES driving the wrong way in an 80 TON truck!” Duffy wrote on Wednesday.

Duffy confirmed that the “dangerous trucker is now out of service. . .

Authorities said the driver had a valid commercial driver’s license and exhibited no signs of impairment or medical issues.

However, during the traffic stop, police said that the “driver was unable to complete the English proficiency test,” Sgt. Dallas Thompson told the outlet.

“In Missouri, they have to be able to understand English, take the test in English, and pass the road sign test here,” Thompson said, adding that state and federal regulations mandate English proficiency for commercial drivers.

If this story neither shocks nor surprises you, seek help because you have either been in a coma for several years or you're a Democrat. That said, I suppose if I wanted to put a positive spin on this story, given the fact that at a minimum, that we know of, $9 billion dollars has been stolen/swindled goniffed from the Minnesota state treasury and US federal treasury by the Somalian immigrant (legal and otherwise) populace of that state and who knows how many untold billions more from other foreigner/immigrant communitiess and native-born amoral Americans from coast to coast whose concept of the American dream is grifting other people's money — and now the positive spin: at least this illiterate Somali maniac somehow felt compelled to want to actually hold down a job and EARN an honest paycheck!

Meh, then again I'm sure some of you are thinking, as I now am, that the poor sap was likely duped, swindled and/or otherwise coerced into obtaining that CDL lest he be ratted out to ICE and be deported. If that was the case then he really was a chump considering God knows how many thousands of his fellow countrymen and other foreigners are raking it in hand over fist via the aforementioned welfare swindling. But being preyed upon by some of your own is part and parcel of dog-eat-dog third world societies and is nothing new, sadly, to the immigrant experience in America.

BE that as it may, there are other things going on in the world worthy of note. As we await a potential AMerican strike against the Iranian Mullahs, just a scant couple of hundred miles to the east this happened!

Pakistan bombed Taliban government forces in Afghanistan’s major cities overnight, the first time it has directly targeted its former allies, and described the situation as “open war,” raising tensions in a volatile, nuclear-armed region.

The Pakistani strikes hit the capital Kabul and the city of Kandahar, where Taliban leaders are based. It was the first time Islamabad has attacked the Taliban rather than militants allegedly backed by them, a stark rupture in ties between the Islamic neighbors.

Security sources in Pakistan said the strikes involved air-to-ground missile attacks on Taliban military offices and posts in Kabul, Kandahar as well as Paktia province. . .

There were ground clashes in multiple sectors along the border between the Islamic nations.

The Taliban said it launched what it described as retaliatory attacks on Pakistani military installations.

Both sides reported heavy losses, issuing sharply differing figures that Reuters could not independently verify.

“Our cup of patience has overflowed. Now it is open war between us and you (Afghanistan),” Pakistani Defense Minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif said on Friday.

The strikes threaten to unleash a protracted conflict along the 1,615-mile frontier with relations between Kabul and Islamabad shattered by a long-running dispute over Pakistan’s accusation that Afghanistan harbors militants carrying out attacks across the border.

The Taliban have denied the charge and said Pakistan’s security is an internal problem. 

To this, all I can say is pass the popcorn.

Then again, maybe I shouldn't be so smug, considering right here at home...

A brouhaha ensued at Tuesday’s Wylie Independent School District school board meeting in Texas, when dozens of attendees demanded answers about how an outside group called “WHY ISLAM” which that had nothing to do with the school was able not only to enter the school, but to “set up a table on campus during school hours earlier this month without district approval.” According to CBS News, “in a viral video, the president of the school’s Republican Club describes what he saw:

They were giving out hijabs to girls throughout the high school, and they were giving our Qurans, and they also had pamphlets about Sharia law.

If I have an alternate universe Muslim doppelgänger, he just wrote Pass the Shawarma!

Oy gevalt . . .


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1 Hiya!

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:34 AM (jjoN6)

2 Hi.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:34 AM (qFwJc)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 07:34 AM (plFPI)

4 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2026 07:34 AM (0N4FZ)

5 If this story neither shocks nor surprises you...
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Give me a break! The Brits do it all the time!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 07:35 AM (plFPI)

6 Happy Friday! God bless you JJ!

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 07:36 AM (4/qhL)

7 What are the odd this truck driver also had real id?

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 27, 2026 07:37 AM (4/qhL)

8 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 07:37 AM (iMotb)

9 The Schumer Shutdown cooled growth last quarter.

Trump: US Is ‘Bigger, Better, Richer and Stronger Than Ever'

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 07:37 AM (IK0sI)

10 Somalians: Because there aren't enough Palestinians to cause problems in civilized countries.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:38 AM (jjoN6)

11 Again, the left has to be made to suffer, any state that gives licenses to illiterate savages should lose federal highway money and any money related to transportation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 07:39 AM (XV/Pl)

12
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2026 07:40 AM (tljrc)

13 10 Somalians: Because there aren't enough Palestinians to cause problems in civilized countries.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:38 AM (jjoN6)


Somalians are the Haitians of Palestinians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

14 Morning, all! 'Tis Friday, we've twirled on the Tech Thread (right? Rosasharn did her turn?), and the weekend is coming. Winning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:40 AM (wzUl9)

15 If you went into a school and started handing out Bibles, they would destroy you.

Posted by: fd at February 27, 2026 07:40 AM (vFG9F)

16 Took three bennies and my semi-truck won't start.

Posted by: Somali Trucker at February 27, 2026 07:41 AM (oftw2)

17 Somalians: Because there aren't enough Palestinians to cause problems in civilized countries.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026


***
Gotta have a backup disaster method if the first fails!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:41 AM (wzUl9)

18 Somalians are the Haitians of Palestinians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


OK, that's a good one.

I have a co-worker that was born and raised in Kenya. One of the sweetest ladies I know and kind to everyone. She loathes Somalians.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:41 AM (jjoN6)

19 Gotta have a backup disaster method if the first fails!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


I liked a suggestion I read on FB. China has all these apartments just sitting vacant. Fill it with Palestinians and solve two problems at once.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6)

20 Why do US public schools make accommodations for Ramadan but not Lent?

Because everyone hates Catholics more than Muzzies?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:43 AM (qFwJc)

21 If Pakistan were to nuke Afghanistan, I guess I would be okay with that.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)

22 Nothing makes me happier than when moslems are killing moslems.

Maybe the Pakis will test a nuke or two over afghanishitholestan.

Might improve the place.

Posted by: Aloha Snackbar at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (TmfuF)

23 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

24 “ Let everything that has breath praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord.”

Psalm 150:6

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (zvo7E)

25 18 Somalians are the Haitians of Palestinians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

OK, that's a good one.

I have a co-worker that was born and raised in Kenya. One of the sweetest ladies I know and kind to everyone. She loathes Somalians.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:41 AM (jjoN6)



My glibness aside, As a kid, many of my classmates were Haitian, Jamaican, Dominican, Turks, Greeks, a few Egyptians and of course Italo- Irish-and black- Americans. Lots of great kids and lots of assholes. My Brooklyn. Now a distant memory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

26 Took three bennies and my semi-truck won't start.
Posted by: Somali Trucker

I got a pound of coke in my turbin and just took a runny shit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Indian truck driver at February 27, 2026 07:45 AM (9NN0K)

27 Gotta have a backup disaster method if the first fails!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
I liked a suggestion I read on FB. China has all these apartments just sitting vacant. Fill it with Palestinians and solve two problems at once.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026


***
The Chinese may be Communists, but even they know that admitting thousands of Palis or Somalis would be a true disaster.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:45 AM (wzUl9)

28 Mayor of Denver says he is going to arrest ICE agents who use excessive force.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)

29 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 07:45 AM (jtM2q)

30 You can't go home again because it changed while you were gone.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

31 28 Mayor of Denver says he is going to arrest ICE agents who use excessive force.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)



Tom Homan should reply, If one of your filthy apple robbers even raises an eyebrow at one of my guys he'll get ventilated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

32 Aloha Snackbar

The worst thing anyone can do to Afghanistan is let the current rulers go full Islam. We may have to invent a new category of 4th World failed states, and include Sudan in it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

33 "Mayor of Denver says he is going to arrest ICE agents who use excessive force."

see...now this is a government official that I can work with.

He gets to arrest the Ice Agents that use excessive force

I get to determine excessive force in each case.

It's a win-win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 07:48 AM (iMotb)

34


Those cheesy 1970s commercials for the Driver Training Institute jut popped into my head.

"What? Sandwiches again?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:51 AM (x0n13)

35 The Chinese may be Communists, but even they know that admitting thousands of Palis or Somalis would be a true disaster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Yes, but they will take action against them. Like I said, two problems solved. Israel gets peace and quiet, China takes care of the Palestinians.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:52 AM (jjoN6)

36 > "Mayor of Denver says he is going to arrest ICE agents who use excessive force."
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I think the administration's handling of the Minneapolis situation only emboldened other city chiefs. Whether DHS (ICE) acted properly is debatable, I guess, but IMO the administration didn't come down hard enough on them.

The insurrection isn't dead by any means.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 07:52 AM (jtM2q)

37 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

I met with my long-standing Constitution Bee friends Wednesday for dinner. We were laughing so hard at the Dems at the SOTU.
Tales of my efforts to reduce social isolation made them ROTFL.

Progress from deep grief.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

38

"What's all this about 'Palace Teens?!'"


- - Prince Andrew

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:53 AM (x0n13)

39 Hmmm.... Wylie is in my AO or at least same neck of the woods. We didn't even experience that kind of proselytizing of our kids in schools when we raised them in SoCal. Just proves you can't trust what goes on in a public school whether it's LA County or rural Texas.... good grief

Morning Horde

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 07:53 AM (xT8gx)

40 The Tribe has moved from just controlling the weather to messing around with the Moon's magnetic field. Joos, what can't they do?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)

41 Insane Trans killed more folks in 2025 than ICE.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:54 AM (qFwJc)

42 Dating Emergency.

Are Squad 51 and Rampart Hospital involved?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)

43 NR Pax

Every nation in the entire world is too smart to let Palestinians in their country. Even Haiti and China. But not the democrat US peeps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

44 I'll have to read the Human Events article about MD and ICE at home because my adblockers there make the place readable. But I'm not surprised that our governor is trying to make things tough for law enforcement.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:55 AM (jjoN6)

45 Count de Monet

Um... Julie London singing "Fly me to the Moon".

Wistful sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

46 43 Every nation in the entire world is too smart to let Palestinians in their country. Even Haiti and China. But not the democrat US peeps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

The Demoncrats prioritize people that they think will either kill or scam their enemies.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 07:56 AM (wa/yD)

47 “ Then the Lord said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.”

Jeremiah 14;14

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2026 07:56 AM (+qfnT)

48 My Brooklyn. Now a distant memory.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

JJ - I breathed a wistful sigh when I read that; it's how I feel about southern California. You can go back to the place, but you can't go back to the time, alas.... Good memories anyway; very good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 07:57 AM (xT8gx)

49 43 Every nation in the entire world is too smart to let Palestinians in their country. Even Haiti and China. But not the democrat US peeps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Yeah. Senator Van Hollen was one of the people who signed calling on the country to take in Palestinians. Apparently that went nowhere because a lot of people raised their voices against it.

But they will keep trying.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:57 AM (jjoN6)

50 Um... Julie London singing "Fly me to the Moon".

Wistful sigh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

And how!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

51 Somalians are the Haitians of Palestinians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)
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"What am I? Chopped khat?!?!?!" - Houtis

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 07:57 AM (plFPI)

52 Pakistan bombs Taliban targets in Afghan cities, minister calls it ‘open war’

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Hey! I thought "Islam" meant peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 07:58 AM (FXNzP)

53 J.J. Sefton

I hope your prayers are answered and your wife is home. May her recovery be complete, and spousal support fulsome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

54 “ A sword will flash in their cities; it will devour their false prophets and put an end to their plans.”

Hosea 11:6

Time after time the Bible warns us of the false prophets that form the basis of islam.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2026 08:00 AM (+qfnT)

55 ... and spousal support fulsome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)
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You mean back to sammich making?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 08:00 AM (plFPI)

56 Dense fog out there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

57 The Paki Minister. "Our cup of patience has overflowed". Nearly as poetic as "our field of give a fucks is barren".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 27, 2026 08:00 AM (gm9Sb)

58 The ISI created the Taliban. They supported them during our war in Afghanistan.

Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2026 08:01 AM (+qfnT)

59 WHY ISLAM
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Soon it will be evident why the "science" is suddenly so willing to dump the trannies overboard.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 08:02 AM (7GMXG)

60 Dense fog out there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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Here in Weather Control HQ, we produce smart fog. I'll send you a complimentary sample order.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 08:02 AM (plFPI)

61 NR Pax

Glen Burnie is already gone. Put them there.
Just kidding.

Actions of some politicians rise to active threats against citizens. Too bad Self Defense can not be invoked.

Lone Star Planet by H. Beam Piper had something similar. Raise taxes, and the politician's death was not a criminal matter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

62 Apologies in advace for 100 rule...

Had to run mid conversation 3 days ago due to call from Dr... The Old Man passed away yesterday.
He had visited here a few times - and got into an arg... er, discussion w/Vic (back quite a few years, and under my old nic of Anon a mouse).
RIP, Sgt, 2dBn, 8thMar, 2ndMarDiv, CamLej, NC

Semper Fi, Dad.

Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

63 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

No baby yet... still cook'in.
D-day +6

Posted by: Inogame at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (53oGX)

64 On the ballot here in Texas. Outlawing sharia.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (+nEug)

65 McDonald's Germany Hides Food Ads During Ramadan

McDonald’s latest marketing stunt in Germany syncs billboards to show empty packaging by day and full meals only after sunset, drawing backlash for prioritizing a minority’s religious observance over the broader customer base.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (IK0sI)

66 My condolences for your loss, man.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:04 AM (jjoN6)

67 Here in Weather Control HQ, we produce smart fog. I'll send you a complimentary sample order.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 08:02 AM (plFPI)

Much appreciated!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)

68 64 On the ballot here in Texas. Outlawing sharia.
Posted by: Ben Had


The fact that a law has to be passed for something obvious says bad things about our society.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (jjoN6)

69 Semper Fi, Dad.
Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

Very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (wVcYX)

70 NR, Thanks.

Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

71 Biden's Dog

Let's not start crazy talk about sammich making.
"Are your hands broken?" is one response I have heard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

72 But being preyed upon by some of your own is part and parcel of dog-eat-dog third world societies and is nothing new, sadly, to the immigrant experience in America.

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None dare call it Slavery on the Dem-Comm Plantation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (sTbTe)

73 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

74 4 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Hotscakes are far superior.

Posted by: Lisa Douglas, Hootersville at February 27, 2026 08:07 AM (oftw2)

75 Good news, everyone!

OK Gov Kevin Stitt (R) tells NPR he doesn’t believe Democrat politicians are "trying to get illegals here to turn them into voters."

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"OK Gov"? I'd say more piss poor Governor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:08 AM (FXNzP)

76 man

My Condolences. May his memory continue to guide you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

77 68 The fact that a law has to be passed for something obvious says bad things about our society.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (jjoN6)

The fact that there are non-Muslims who want Shari'ah for no other reason than to own the chuds says even worse things.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:09 AM (wa/yD)

78 74 4 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Hotscakes are far superior.

Let's get Johnnycakes in here and have a death match!

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:09 AM (gtcuf)

79 McDonald's Germany Hides Food Ads During Ramadan

McDonald’s latest marketing stunt in Germany syncs billboards to show empty packaging by day and full meals only after sunset, drawing backlash for prioritizing a minority’s religious observance over the broader customer base.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (IK0sI)

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At least they're not broadcasting the Islamist Call To Prayer five times per day in New Zimbabwe City [h/t Muslim Commie Mondami].

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 08:10 AM (sTbTe)

80 Indian truck driver Sukhdeep Singh (25) in ICE custody after Indiana crash that killed 64-year-old man, sparking backlash against immigrant truckers

Isn’t this indicative of a rotten industry that needs to be regulated? I’m all for punishing the individual offenders, but shouldn’t we focus on the problem instead of the symptom?

Wild how one driver’s alleged screw-up instantly turns into “see, immigrant truckers are the problem.” The way media and politicians are already spinning this as a blanket indictment of “foreign drivers” feels gross.

If he crossed the border as a minor, then he must have done his training in the US. You can’t really blame this on immigration policy tbh.

But I thought immigrants only came here to sponge off our generous welfare system and not actually work. 🧐

Does anyone know how being Indian effected his decision making in the crash, or do these people only think white men can drive a tractor trailer? I am seriously asking

Only white men are allowed to crash semis and kill people. When immigrants do it, it's suddenly a big problem.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 27, 2026 08:11 AM (ycI94)

81 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

May your day be full of wonderful weather, well trained horses, and no feral hogs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

82 Higher education.

Retired professor says he’s ordered a gun to sh**t President Trump.
He said this Tuesday during a Warren City Council meeting in Michigan. He says he’s not kidding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:11 AM (FXNzP)

83 So my mom forwarded the email from the VA with dad's DD214. The site ID.Me is having a case of retarded and they are making it difficult for her to set up an account on their site.

I followed the link, downloaded the forms and forwarded them to mom with the password. Living far from the folks gets tough at moments like this.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:11 AM (jjoN6)

84 I sort hate this, but you know, one of the most enlightening things for the chattering class in and around the capitol city would be a huge influx of Muslims.

Other than doctors.

Apologies to Horde residents of the area. But I think you all get my drift.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 08:12 AM (jtM2q)

85 82 He said this Tuesday during a Warren City Council meeting in Michigan. He says he’s not kidding.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!


I think I see why Islam has so much appeal to the left. Dude probably things there are virgins waiting for him if he carries this off.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:12 AM (jjoN6)

86 But I thought immigrants only came here to sponge off our generous welfare system and not actually work.

Vehicular homicide = actually working. Weird flex.

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:12 AM (gtcuf)

87 Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun and Rape!

You deserve some rape today at McDonald's!

Posted by: McDonald's Germany at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (TmfuF)

88 Busted my ass trying to make/save/earn/invest a few dollars for myself and wife.
Then Somalia Pirate Overlords (that is what they are are they are over me and my family in the government payout schedule) come in and steal/rape us blind and the butt fucking moron that runs the Land of Misfits was almost VP.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

89 Intrepid AoS Liaison

What a swamp you have to traverse to get those gems of aberrant thinking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

90 Pakistan just loves fighting its neighbors.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (vfth7)

91 Today is International Polar Bear Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

92 Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

My prayers are with you and your family

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 08:14 AM (7GMXG)

93 They were giving out hijabs to girls throughout the high school, and they were giving our Qurans, and they also had pamphlets
about Sharia law.

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"Get your money for nothing ...
Get your chicks' clitorectomies for free"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 08:14 AM (sTbTe)

94 Only white men are allowed to crash semis and kill people. When immigrants do it, it's suddenly a big problem.
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Yeah no one ever had a problem with that before.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 08:15 AM (7GMXG)

95 Have a great day, everyone. Got preps to make.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

96 The end of the world as we know it!

Federal Judge Allows White House Ballroom Project to Proceed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:16 AM (FXNzP)

97 The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:16 AM (gtcuf)

98 68 The fact that a law has to be passed for something obvious says bad things about our society.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:06 AM (jjoN6)

The fact that there are non-Muslims who want Shari'ah for no other reason than to own the chuds says even worse things.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:09 AM (wa/yD)

Akshully, it's a TX Repub Party platform proposition. #10 states, "Texas should prohibit Sharia Law."

___ FOR A FAVOR DE

___ AGAINST EN CONTRA DE


Because voters no comprehend-o de English-o.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

99 Only white men are allowed to crash semis and kill people. When immigrants do it, it's suddenly a big problem.

Ah yes. The unassailable argument of "Citizens do this toooo! Why are picking on minoritieeeees!? It's rare when they do it!"

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:17 AM (jjoN6)

100 Well, long strips of rubber that you see
Were burnt off of this rig by the likes of me
And they'll rot along the highways in this land
I'm gonna write my name in this diesel smoke
And let the ones that come along behind me choke
And try to keep this pace I'm setting anytime that they can

Oh, I'm looking at the world through a windshield
Seeing everything in a little bit different light
I got a sweet little thing that I'm dying to see in Nashville
And I'm down around Dallas and rolling on south tonight...

Posted by: Zombie Del Reeves at February 27, 2026 08:17 AM (TmfuF)

101 Something that still mystifies me after all this time:

Barky used to pronounce Pakistan as "Pocky-ston" in that smug, supercilious tone normally only heard from NPR women.

But he pronounced Afghanistan normally, not "Off-gonny-ston".

What was up with that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:17 AM (IG3/x)

102 Good morning Horde, thx JJ. Happy Friday and have a great weekend.
So Afghanistan and Pakistan are fighting. I believe it was Kissinger talking about the Iran - Iraq who said "why can't they both lose"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 08:18 AM (HYqoK)

103 98 The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.

Posted by: Delurker


"Oh come on! Achmed was just being silly when he said that. You're such a bigot! And Islam has always been in favor of women's rights!" -The average AWFL argument.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:18 AM (jjoN6)

104 Naomi Wolf is quite a good writer. Thanks JJS.

Posted by: First Time Reader, Daily Commenter at February 27, 2026 08:18 AM (oftw2)

105 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

Came back to say: What is unmentioned is that the underground command center and support rooms are underneath the ballroom. They are being upgraded while the ballroom is constructed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

106 What was up with that?
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Well, he's a fagz and likes being pokeyed in Pokey Stan.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 27, 2026 08:19 AM (pZ64F)

107 Motor voter law.

Someone should look into how a CDL differs from a regular driver's license for voting, especially in cases like those that couldn't read important English signage. Maybe mail-in ballots, because "they're on the road"?

Posted by: Another Anom at February 27, 2026 08:20 AM (4h45B)

108 Condolences to you on your loss, man

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 08:20 AM (xT8gx)

109 The millionaire philanthropist murdered in his Maryland senior living center was allegedly gunned down by a staffer who disguised himself as a woman — then shot at a state trooper who pulled him over. Marquis Emilio James, 22, was arrested and charged with the Feb. 14 killing of 87-year-old Robert G. Fuller Jr. at the Cogir Potomac Senior Living Facility, the Montgomery County Department of Police announced Wednesday. James, who worked at the facility as a medication technician since October, allegedly wore a wig and a mask before killing Fuller around 7:30 a.m.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 08:20 AM (RHGPo)

110 Clarification
big rigs limit out at around 80,000 #'s.
40 tons
Still heavy, but let's be accurate

Posted by: MkY at February 27, 2026 08:21 AM (+Pp+Q)

111 Oh no!

Judge-Ordered $345 Million Payment Could Bankrupt Greenpeace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:21 AM (FXNzP)

112 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

113 Minnesota-related:

"Autism" payments went from a little over $1 million in 2017 to $343 million in 2024, almost all on Tim "Gargles Balz" Walz's watch.

And yet apparently no one thought a > 300x increase in "autism" was worthy of investigation.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:21 AM (IG3/x)

114 87
You deserve some rape today at McDonald's

McDonalds - I'm Rapin' It!

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:22 AM (gtcuf)

115 Today is International Polar Bear Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

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"It's A Trap!" -- Big Penguin

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 08:22 AM (sTbTe)

116 99 Akshully, it's a TX Repub Party platform proposition. #10 states, "Texas should prohibit Sharia Law."

___ FOR A FAVOR DE

___ AGAINST EN CONTRA DE


Because voters no comprehend-o de English-o.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)

No "Akshully", lefties are going to vote to NOT ban it because "F*** you, Nazis!"

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:23 AM (wa/yD)

117 Wow! Well said!

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar
16m

The Department of War has officially put Scouting America on notice.

It’s time to get back to basics — and DoW is leading the charge.

https://tinyurl.com/3scp5f59


/returns boy scout salute

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 08:23 AM (plFPI)

118 Only white men are allowed to crash semis and kill people. When immigrants do it, it's suddenly a big problem.

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If you ain't white, drive right!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:23 AM (FXNzP)

119 Semper Fi, Dad.
Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
*******
I'm so sorry for your loss. May your dad's memory bring you peace and strength.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

120 Today is International Polar Bear Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
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I'll wait till Pride Month, when they celebrate Bi Polar Bear Day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 08:25 AM (plFPI)

121 On the ballot here in Texas. Outlawing sharia.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (+nEug)


Pity that it's a non-binding resolution on the primary ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

122 Is that image up to supposed to read:

"Welcome to Minnesomalia
Land of 10,000 Fakes ... or Flakes?"

/A Distinction Without A Difference ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 27, 2026 08:26 AM (sTbTe)

123 A couple years ago I was making comments about the Mexicans that were flooding over the border. Saying that some were here not specifically for free shit, but rather had political aspirations. And going on to suggest the very politicians seated who championed the illegals would be supplanted by them. I think that is happening, to one degree or another at various levels.

The same can be said for the Muslims. Except they are very motivated, driven even to insert themselves into American politics. Everywhere. And they're succeeding.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 08:26 AM (jtM2q)

124 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Hotscakes are far superior.

Let's get Johnnycakes in here and have a death match!
Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:09 AM (gtcuf)


What about waffles? -- Donkey

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

125 Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorello

FLASHBACK

Ever wondered how TSA was allowing illegal aliens to board commercial flights without IDs under the Biden regime?

Well I sued TSA to find out and learned that Biden’s DHS allowed CONVICTED sex offenders on to flights by showing their sex offender paperwork.

Predators were allowed into the country if they promised to take sexual deviancy counseling and register as a sex offender.

After suing TSA, I won and now the agency is covering my legal fees.

Currently, TSA says they can’t pay my lawyer right now due to the shut down.

https://tinyurl.com/3t4bxkes

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

126 JJ
According to Gallup more Americans now favor Palestinians over Israel.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 27, 2026 08:28 AM (jTO4r)

127 I don't know why this keeps happening.

Washington Post Losses Reportedly Exceeded $100M in 2025, Prompting Mass Layoffs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 08:29 AM (FXNzP)

128 > 98 The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:16 AM (gtcuf)

It's actually a kink/fetish for many of them, same as dressing up in those idiotic "handmaid" costumes.

Leftist "men" are so effeminate nowadays that the women can only get wet if they fantasize about being dominated by someone with a measurable testosterone level.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:29 AM (IG3/x)

129 " a stark rupture in ties between the Islamic neighbors."

What's the old Arab saying? "Me against my brother; me and my brother against our cousin; me, my brother, and our cousin against a stranger?"

Posted by: DaveL at February 27, 2026 08:29 AM (aVg5L)

130 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Is Rawalpindi burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

131 >>Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03

Condolences.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (viF8m)

132 Pakistani flag officers have a 0.0% chance of getting appointed to the board of General Dynamics or Lockheed Martin, no matter how long they drag this out - so they may actually have a shot at beating the Taliban.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (BI5O2)

133 Alias's hijab must be a little tight

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (7GMXG)

134 I’m all for punishing the individual offenders, but shouldn’t we focus on the problem instead of the symptom?

Yes, reddit person (the actual reddit person and not our intrepid liaison), we should absolutely focus on the problem. And the problem is that we have illegals in this country, some of whom work illegally, and we have governments providing them with documentation they haven't earned, even if they were actually permitted to earn it, which they're not.

The problem is Democrats. Like you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

135 On the ballot here in Texas. Outlawing sharia.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (+nEug)

Pity that it's a non-binding resolution on the primary ballot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

Woke Reich (aka Left) : "Ban Jews"
Real Right : "Ban Sharia"

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (/M/4v)

136 According to Gallup more Americans now favor Palestinians over Israel.
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Move to Gaza then dipshit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

137 Leftist "men" are so effeminate nowadays that the women can only get wet if they fantasize about being dominated by someone with a measurable testosterone level.

And Islam is happy to dominate them. The other side of the equation is that they buy into the myth of Little Brown People being victims and they want to mother them.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (jjoN6)

138 Polar Bears are racist.

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:31 AM (gtcuf)

139 @62 man, condolences to you and your family on your loss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 08:31 AM (HYqoK)

140 There are only 110000 Somali Americans in MN
90% are American citizens 40% are children
Who admits to hating on kids? How many posters admit to voting for a pedophile?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 27, 2026 08:31 AM (jTO4r)

141 "Wylie is in my AO or at least same neck of the woods."

Princeton, TX is nearby and they have muslim women on their city web page.

The POS Governor Abbott luvs some Muslims.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 27, 2026 08:32 AM (L4M+8)

142 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 27, 2026 08:28 AM (jTO4r)

Thanks ever so much. I always base my opinions on world politics and religion on whatever pollsters say.

Posted by: AliasJohnsonJohnson at February 27, 2026 08:32 AM (lQ+/f)

143 Man, I’m very sorry for your loss. Prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

144 It's also-
National Kahlua Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

145 Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

146 I believe we have been asked to not quote the troll.

Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (gtcuf)

147 >90% are American citizens

Not for long.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (IG3/x)

148 The other side of the equation is that they buy into the myth of Little Brown People being victims and they want to mother them.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:30 AM (jjoN6)

It's more that the Left are pussies who will submit to whoever has the greatest will. And Islam has the greatest will and will subjugate the Left with ease, like breading a corn dog.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (7GMXG)

149 > 147 I believe we have been asked to not quote the troll.
Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (gtcuf)

Oops, my bad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (IG3/x)

150 I have just a few TX / County / Local primary races left to sort out before voting on Tuesday. I really hope the avalanche of postcard mailers and anon phone calls and texts will cease after Tuesday. They are really bad this year.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

151 "Vote for a pedophile?" I doubt anyone here voted for Biden. Now enjoy the endorphin rush from your genetic superiors actually paying attention to you.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:34 AM (jjoN6)

152 No "Akshully", lefties are going to vote to NOT ban it because "F*** you, Nazis!"
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:23 AM (wa/yD)


It's almost certainly not on the Democrat ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

153 Gallup also says 99.9% of Americans prefer a raccoon to your mother because, according to this broad swath of the public, "she's got the Funkypox."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 08:35 AM (BI5O2)

154 Woke retail giant Target Corp. has reportedly shelled out a jaw-dropping $110 million just to walk away from its massive office space in downtown Minneapolis.

The move marks a final, desperate retreat from the 51-story City Center tower, where the company once occupied nearly one million square feet of prime real estate.

Rather than waiting out a lease set to expire in 2031, Target chose to cut a massive check to wash its hands of the property.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2026 08:35 AM (RHGPo)

155 When I saw the headline about the “ Why Islam” group, I wasn’t sure if they were “for it or ag’init”. I would encourage all literate Westerners to buy a paperback koran, and to learn the difference between the Meccan verses and the medinan / mahdinan verses.
Of course,I also think all Westerners should have a familiarity with the Bible, even if their family doesn't profess Christianity or Judaism.
I attended public high school many decades ago. My English class in twelfth grade actually taught a brief page or so from Saint Augustine discussing his view of venial versus mortal sin. I was allowed to write a brief paper on the Biblical Book of Job.

Posted by: Fenderbender at February 27, 2026 08:36 AM (1FEc1)

156 Real Brits are screaming for the US to wake up and see what political Islam has done in the UK and not let US fall like the UK did. We are a few years behind, but what happened in NY is planned for other cities and states. Minnesota is crap, and you can see that billions went to terrorist somali pirates. We do have one thing going for us, 2A. Some shit comes at you run you trying to run you down or some shit Durka Durka alaha akbar, they get extra holes.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 08:36 AM (/M/4v)

157 We have a 4-day work schedule where I work. Mo-Fr. The cafeteria is closed on Fridays because there is no one there. And they have decided now that Thursday is the new Friday and they serve fish every Thursday, which no one wants.

You don't go to your work cafeteria to get fish, overcooked fish jerky in some slimy sauce, no thank you. So, on Thursday, there's the fish line with, like, three people, and the grill line, which is always open, making hamburgers with a billion people lined up. So, if I were dumb and didn't bring lunch on Thursdays I have to raid a vending machine because the cafeteria is a freaking mess.

All this to say, I'm not sure if the company has consulted with the Vatican on this whole Thursday is the new Friday business.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 08:37 AM (3uBP9)

158 There are only 110000 inbred, low IQ savages in MN.
90% are chomos and 40% are their illegitimate bastard chirruns.
I hate them all and want to see them all arrested, sterilized and deported.

Posted by: Assinassinassass at February 27, 2026 08:37 AM (TmfuF)

159 Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

160 Do people who pay attention and respond to trolls not realize they are the ones responsible for trolls posting here ? trolls are foreign operatives looking for rage bait and you are inviting them by paying attention.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 08:39 AM (/M/4v)

161 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (Br6my)

162 >>> I believe we have been asked to not quote the troll.
Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:33 AM (gtcuf)


Never more. SQUAAAAAWK!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (3uBP9)

163 I see the Muslims in Texas and my initial thought is "that Bush family loves them some Saudi money"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (HYqoK)

164 >>Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.

Just like ace.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (viF8m)

165 156 I agree. I think the Bible should be taught in schools as part of Western civilization, along with the Greco-Roman myths. Nothing religious about it per se, just part of our cultural heritage.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

166 The bombshell report goes on to disclose allegations by two anonymous FBI officials, who claimed that the Biden-run agency “recorded a phone call between Wiles and her attorney” in 2023. These officials said that while Wiles’ attorney knew that the “call was being recorded, and consented to it … Susie Wiles was not.”

Biden and crew are a mean, nasty, evil, scumsucking, bunch of liars, asshoe, cheats, whores, and crooks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

167 In case anyone missed my meaning, the meccan verses are sympathetic to other “ people of the book”. The medinan verses are purely hostile to other faiths. The latter tend to be longer, and appear largely in the first part of the physical book. Don’t randomly open the physical book in the latter part without viewing early chapters (suras).

Posted by: Fenderbender at February 27, 2026 08:42 AM (1FEc1)

168 Polar Bears are racist.
Posted by: Delurker at February 27, 2026 08:31 AM (gtcuf)
*****
Little known fact- Polar bears have black skin under their white fur.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

169 160 Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

The old white paper bag test.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

170 My Shift is right next to my Enter. Almost the same shape. I had a premature entry. Pretty please just pretend my poe comment was from a raven-troll sock.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (3uBP9)

171 Polar Bears scientific name is Ursus PassWhitus

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

172 160 Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

(Substitute) Your lies for fact
(Substitute) I see right through your plastic mac
(Substitute) I look all White, but my dad was Black
(Substitute) My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack

Posted by: Townshend/Moon/Entwistle/Daltrey at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (IG3/x)

173 You’d think polar bears would have black fur, too, given that black absorbs heat.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (77rzZ)

174 Today is International Polar Bear Day.

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Best nose in the business. They can smell prey (or mate) miles away. They will smell pray under sheets of snow and ice. Probably most sensitive nose among the animals. And bears overall are known for their exceptional sense of smell.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (/M/4v)

175 155. Samsung from Korea, owns that Target Building in Minneapolis

Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

176 It's funny - this whole "Trump is a pedo" thing has been pretty much completely deflated - thanks to the strident demands of Democrats, no less. It's over, now - except among the most febrile, extremely-online, broke brained Leftist CHUDs, who will never let go of the dream. They'll go to their graves screaming at people that he's a pedo, while they smile, nod, and look for the exit.

The irony being that this particular whacked out contingent of """humanity""" probably has the single highest concentration of child sex offenders of any American demographic - no small percentage of these people are literally typing "hurr durr buh trump is muh pedo" into one browser tab, while the other is loaded up with kiddie porn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

177 160 Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

And red of tooth and claw.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

178 I see the Muslims in Texas and my initial thought is "that Bush family loves them some Saudi money"
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Religion of peace !

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 08:45 AM (/M/4v)

179 > They'll go to their graves screaming at people that he's a pedo, while they smile, nod, and look for the exit.


They're so fucking whacked out that it never occurs to them to wonder why, if the "Epstein files" actually exposed Trump as a pedo, that the "Biden-Harris administration" didn't use it as ammunition when Commie Lay was running against Trump.

I mean, today's Dems ARE fucking stupid, but surely they're not that stupid.

Posted by: Townshend/Moon/Entwistle/Daltrey at February 27, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x)

180 Besides the screw up of 9/11, first time i knew was rogue and going after the right, was when they started going after GOP House members and Ted Stevens in the W. Bush years. Their criminal division was untouchable , due they could not be fired. Curt Weldon of Penn, was perp walked

Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

181 181. FBI, sorry

Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

182 Thanks, y'all...

Posted by: man at February 27, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

183 The irony being that this particular whacked out contingent of """humanity""" probably has the single highest concentration of child sex offenders of any American demographic - no small percentage of these people are literally typing "hurr durr buh trump is muh pedo" into one browser tab, while the other is loaded up with kiddie porn.
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Standing right here.

Posted by: Rainmando at February 27, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

184 Polar bears have two fur coats. The outer fur is hollow and the inner layer keeps the warmth in.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 08:49 AM (HYqoK)

185 So the Green Party won the big by election in England last night. This was a 100 year labour seat in Manchester.

Reform was second, Labour 3rd, Tories 4th. Greens want no immigration laws and to legalize Sharia law

Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

186 91 Today is International Polar Bear Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)


Celebrations of this Day must be awesome in Somalia, Ecuador, South Africa, Iran, New Zealand, Indonesia, the Chagos Islands...

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)

187 Five Teens Charged In Fatal Shooting Of Oregon Minister Who Died Protecting His Family

Why you need a 30 round clip in your AR?

Alex
Ill take Hoodlums Criminals and GangBangers for 600.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

188 @EricLDaugh

Sec. Marco Rubio's State Department is authorizing the EVACUATION of non-emergency US personnel and their family from Israel because of safety risks

China is also evacuating their people from Iran

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

189 Daily Race War Update (it's been a while and it would take me about 24 hours to record the most recent race-based attacks against White people).

- Fairfax, VA -- subhuman knifes and murders a woman at a bus stop. Unnecessary subhuman had been arrested 30 times. I guess Biden was right about superpredators (in 1994).

- Richmond, VA -- beautiful young White woman run over by angry black woman and dragged under a car.

- My sweet home Chicago -- barely functioning austrapolithecus carjacks and murders a young Hispanic man working for Uber Eats. Proceeds to advertise stolen vehicle in a language that barely resembles English.

The media won't report on these or will categorize them as random attacks by crazies. How can you tell?

Eugenics saves lives. Abortion saves lives.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 08:50 AM (qwx/I)

190 I noted yesterday that a cartel judge in CA ruled that suspending the CDL license of the 20k illiterate, untrained, unvetted that CA gave CDLs to would cause "irreparable harm."

You know whose "irreparable harm" doesn't matter to this cartel judge?

The tens and thousands of Americans who are being killed, maimed and injured by these illegal truck drivers.

The right of the trucking companies to make profits by paying illegals sub-market wages is more important than your life, says this cartel judge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 08:51 AM (HXT0k)

191 There's a polar bear
In our Frigidaire--
He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
With his seat in the meat
And his face in the fish
And his big hairy paws
In the buttery dish,
He's nibbling the noodles,
He's munching the rice,
He's slurping the soda,
He's licking the ice.
And he lets out a roar
If you open the door.
And it gives me a scare
To know he's in there--
That polary bear
In our Fridgitydaire.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 08:51 AM (gbOdA)

192 Also, happy Friday. Remember, no meat.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 08:51 AM (qwx/I)

193 130 " a stark rupture in ties between the Islamic neighbors."

What's the old Arab saying? "Me against my brother; me and my brother against our cousin; me, my brother, and our cousin against a stranger?"
Posted by: DaveL at February 27, 2026 08:29 AM (aVg5L)

Strangely, however, this isn't Sunni vs. Shi'a.

Both countries are majority Sunni.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:51 AM (3wOGw)

194 Two of the teens who killed the minister had the names Zaiyre an Ty'Davion. Nice Irish lads

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 08:52 AM (HYqoK)

195 Eugenics saves lives. Abortion saves lives
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Words spoken by stan himself.

Posted by: Rainmando at February 27, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

196 >>> Besides the screw up of 9/11, first time i knew was rogue and going after the right, was when they started going after GOP House members and Ted Stevens in the W. Bush years.
Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 08:47 AM (YCxFk)


There is some seriously weird deep state stuff going on with Alaska.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 08:52 AM (3uBP9)

197 Good take on the Somali at least looking for a job.

It reminds me of watching Hamas supporters lined up on a sidewalk in a cordoned off, organized area while Americans and the illegal crowd run rampant in the streets. It's vomit inducing.

Posted by: Drider at February 27, 2026 08:52 AM (XXCru)

198 Embassy personnel evacuated from Lebanon also.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 08:52 AM (+nEug)

199 OOps, while protesting/rioting in that order.

Posted by: Drider at February 27, 2026 08:53 AM (XXCru)

200 Polar bear fur is actually hollow and clear, not white. The hollowness is just one form of insulation, the black skin being another, since black absorbs heat.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 27, 2026 08:54 AM (3ImbR)

201 201 Polar bear fur is actually hollow and clear, not white. The hollowness is just one form of insulation, the black skin being another, since black absorbs heat.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 27, 2026 08:54 AM (3ImbR)

But what does it do for their criminal tendencies?

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:55 AM (3wOGw)

202 193 Also, happy Friday. Remember, no meat.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Screw you and the Pope!

Posted by: Ribeye Ronnie at February 27, 2026 08:55 AM (oftw2)

203 Wright told the Caller that the administration prefers data centers be built in America over other competitive countries like China.

Any word on nuke plants or should I ask later?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:56 AM (jjoN6)

204 >>>But what does it do for their criminal tendencies?
~~~~~

You'll have to ask Ace.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 27, 2026 08:57 AM (3ImbR)

205 204 Any word on nuke plants or should I ask later?
Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 08:56 AM (jjoN6)

TMI is being re-opened, but specifically for Microsoft's data centers.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:57 AM (3wOGw)

206 Iran imported a bunch of Pakis and Afghans to do the killing to stop the protests.

They are all now streaming home to fight for their rockpile.

By which, I mean, I hope the death count in that war exceeds 7 figures.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (HXT0k)

207 Earth's largest land predator.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

208 Data centers are such ugly blights on the landscape.

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

209 Odd that the New York Times is the only place reporting on this.

>>@charlie_savage

>>A Florida US attorney's "grand conspiracy" investigation into former officials who investigated Trump is expanding.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (viF8m)

210 Fun Fact: polar bears are black. Their fur is white.

Polar Bears: The Crazy Science Behind Their Black Skin and Transparent Fur

https://snowbrains.com/polar-bears-fur-not-white/

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

211 > By which, I mean, I hope the death count in that war exceeds 7 figures.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (HXT0k)

"It's too bad they can't both lose." -- Henry Kissinger on the Iran/Iraq War.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:59 AM (IG3/x)

212 this is amusing, about Epstein's friend, associate and promoter Steve bannon :
as seen on the internets:

"Shot: Iranian hosts discuss a few weeks ago regarding how Trita Parsi is a lobbyist for The Islamic Republic.

Chaser: Epstein associate Stephen Bannon turns to Trita Parsi to promote Islamic Republic propaganda yesterday."

Bannon is so concerned about foreign influence in America 11!!11" that he promotes Islamic regime's lobbyists.

🤡🤡

Two clowns for Bannon.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 09:00 AM (/M/4v)

213 The tens and thousands of Americans who are being killed, maimed and injured by these illegal truck drivers.

The right of the trucking companies to make profits by paying illegals sub-market wages is more important than your life, says this cartel judge.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
__________

Deaths and injuries caused by truckers are big money for plaintiff's lawyers. I would hope the companies employing or contracting them are being sued into oblivion.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 27, 2026 09:00 AM (XvL8K)

214 > Earth's largest land predator.
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Stacy "the Tank" Abrams?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:00 AM (jtM2q)

215 "exhibited no signs of impairment"

Other than being Somali, which is a pretty serious impairment.

Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2026 09:01 AM (9Bekm)

216 The red states need to band together to sue for changes in CDL rules that allow the blue states to pass these out like halloween candy to teenagers who don't bother with a costume or even saying trick or treat.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:01 AM (Dv3i1)

217 Lets add up the score so far, huge military influx, negotiations that break down every day, embassy personnel evacuated from virtually all the region, and even foreign embassies like China emptying out.

Sounds like bad news for Iranian regime.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 09:02 AM (SK52r)

218 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)


Trigglypuff?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

219 >>> TMI is being re-opened, but specifically for Microsoft's data centers.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 08:57 AM (3wOGw)


It's amazing how quickly something that was impossible because of insurmountable 24/7 nationwide political, media, social pressure, is very suddenly quite easy, barely an inconvenience actually. Almost as if the criteria used by everyone to decide what may or may not be done is just a facade that hides true directed change orchestrated by a select few.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 09:03 AM (3uBP9)

220 The semi couldn't have been "80 tons." 80 thousand lbs is more like it, and a truck that size barreling down the hwy is absolutely crazy to imagine, especially since I travel the busy interstates locally.

Posted by: Statman at February 27, 2026 09:03 AM (qK45p)

221 "It's too bad they can't both lose." -- Henry Kissinger on the Iran/Iraq War.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 08:59 AM (IG3/x)

I feel that way about every Alabama and OU game.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

222 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black

Pritzkersaurus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2026 09:04 AM (rAEVQ)

223 Sounds like bad news for Iranian regime.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 09:02 AM (SK52r)
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You forgot the ban on food deliveries to Hakirya.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

224 219 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

Trigglypuff?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

I was going to go with either Michael Moore, Chris Christie, or J R Pritzker.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 09:04 AM (pDt9x)

225 141 There are only 110000 Somali Americans in MN
90% are American citizens 40% are children
Who admits to hating on kids? How many posters admit to voting for a pedophile?

aliasaliasfuckface, you sound mentally ill. They aren't Americans. They'll tell you they aren't.

1. Islam
2. Whatever shit bag tribe they are from
3 Whatever piece of land they are from

In that order. America doesn't even register. If any of the male children get too "Americanized" they go back to Somalia.

And the "voting for a pedophile" stuff? You're a retard, find a functioning brain, sporto. You fell for it, again.

Your team is the one that wants pedophiles and trannys sitting in locker rooms watching jerking off to kids.

Sick fuck.

Check your shit, fuckhead.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 27, 2026 09:04 AM (x8k2o)

226 216 "exhibited no signs of impairment"

Other than being Somali, which is a pretty serious impairment.
Posted by: Wally at February 27, 2026 09:01 AM (9Bekm)

I think your IQ needs to be higher than a warm Feb Day down here by the Bay.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:05 AM (gbOdA)

227 The semi couldn't have been "80 tons." 80 thousand lbs is more like it, and a truck that size barreling down the hwy is absolutely crazy to imagine, especially since I travel the busy interstates locally.
Posted by: Statman at February 27, 2026 09:03 AM (qK45p)
=====

What about a Big Bus?
-Brandon Tartikoff

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

228 Big Ass Truck would have sufficed.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2026 09:05 AM (pDt9x)

229 I'm about ready for an Anti-Pope -- they're already talking about convening a Vatican 3 and the Catholic bishops filed an amicus brief with the SC on the birthright citizenship case.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 09:05 AM (qwx/I)

230 I just realized, TGIF!!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2026 09:06 AM (/M/4v)

231 I'm actually not bald. I have luxuriously long locks of manly hair, like fabio and other long-haired assholes whose names I forget. However, that hair is transparent. Very nice though.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 09:07 AM (3uBP9)

232 The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.
---
The lesson they all took from "Not Without my Daughter" was that it was really the fault of western men for not doing more to protect her from the consequences of her choices.

Western liberal women literally live in a bubble, free of consequence, depth or meaning--the entire world exists to cater to them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 09:07 AM (HXT0k)

233 There are 2 black Americas like there are 2 white Americas.

For instance, I see more black people (and a LOT more mixed race people) in my small city in the South than I ever did in Denver.

We had our 1st homicide in 6 years during Spring 2025. Basically a random, drunken killing. I can't recall the race, but he was a CHUD in town from Neighboring Big City, so he may well be black. Doesn't particularly matter - murder is so rare here that the whole community was shocked.

Any place run by the Communists will become a sea of CHUDs in the end. Any place where they're held at bay, you'll have peace and quiet and no race war.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:07 AM (BI5O2)

234 I acknowledge and think it is important to be aware of race-based violence, and I realize there are hatred-clouded people who target whites.

But the final statements in this comment are over the line:


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 08:50 AM (qwx/I)

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 09:07 AM (FMtrg)

235 Trigglypuff

The person you ask "Where is she now?" so you can avoid the area.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 09:08 AM (jjoN6)

236 219 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

Trigglypuff?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

She haunts the dreams of every ho-ho, oatmeal cream pie, fudge round, nutty buddy, and zebra cake.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)

237 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Chicago TV producer Debbie Brockman who was arrested at an anti-ICE protest for obstructing ICE has been FIRED by her employer

FAFO

https://tinyurl.com/37y9bnjw

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

238 The lesson they all took from "Not Without my Daughter" was that it was really the fault of western men for not doing more to protect her from the consequences of her choices.
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True since Adam and Eve, I think.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:10 AM (Dv3i1)

239 > 219 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

Trigglypuff?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 27, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

My money would be on her being a herbivore.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 09:10 AM (IG3/x)

240 The largest land mammals are ruminants, so I suspect Trigglypuff chews her cud.

Posted by: Cattleman's Beef Association at February 27, 2026 09:10 AM (oftw2)

241 March is the scheduled launch for the next Starship version (3) test flight. Being rolled out and cryogenic testing has begun.

https://tinyurl.com/mb5a2b69

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 09:11 AM (8JIkV)

242 Minnesota f*cked thselves.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 09:11 AM (Z3Kkg)

243 My guess regarding Iran: The most likely scenario is the mullahs remain in power thru sheer inertia

But there is some chance (10%?) that American and Israeli kinetic action pushes them over the ledge. I'm pretty confident any action Trump might take would be air-only or boots on the ground for a few hours then out a la Maduro in Venezuela. My sense is that the younger generation of Iranians are probably capable of self-governance without resort to the mullah-type security state and sponsoring of terrorism all over the world

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 27, 2026 09:12 AM (xT8gx)

244 Just read the top story. Troy, MO was where we lived before moving to TX. Surprising to see it mentioned since it only had about 8,000 people when we lived there. Hwy 61 is the major road to get anywhere else.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:12 AM (lFFaq)

245 The present sytsem of dyslexia diagnsois is scienifically flawed. . .When it comes to dyslexia diagnsios, this expectation is mislaced

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:12 AM (gbOdA)

246 Only 27% of NYers think Schumer is doing a good or excellent job. 65% think he's doing a fair or poor job. AOC should abandon the presidential crap and run for Senate in 28. She'd win. I live in the mid Hudson and their are more than enough nitwits to vote for her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 09:12 AM (HYqoK)

247 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Chicago TV producer Debbie Brockman who was arrested at an anti-ICE protest for obstructing ICE has been FIRED by her employer

FAFO

https://tinyurl.com/37y9bnjw
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
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That is one very large protester

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 09:13 AM (8JIkV)

248 219 Earth's largest land predator.
Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

Trigglypuff?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

My big (BIG) sister...

Posted by: Grace Dunham at February 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

249 243 Minnesota f*cked thselves.
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The contagion spreads to less stupid areas of the country regardless.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:13 AM (Dv3i1)

250 I will say this about that. Last two times I went to NYC. And had needs to take Uber. The 4 drivers I had had ZERO knowledge of english. All i got was blank looks and shrugs. All 4 had a different native tongue too. Kinda annoying.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 09:14 AM (i0Hi3)

251 Pahlavi has a well structured plan for Iran after the mullahs are dead.

Javid Shah

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 09:14 AM (+nEug)

252 That is one very large protester
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That's "Ma'am" to you!!!!

Posted by: Large Protester of Indeterminate Sex at February 27, 2026 09:14 AM (Dv3i1)

253 "Deaths and injuries caused by truckers are big money for plaintiff's lawyers."


The Hammer has billboards all along I-74, among them truck-related fishing for clients.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 09:15 AM (DgMqy)

254 247 Only 27% of NYers think Schumer is doing a good or excellent job. 65% think he's doing a fair or poor job. AOC should abandon the presidential crap and run for Senate in 28. She'd win. I live in the mid Hudson and their are more than enough nitwits to vote for her
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'd vote for her!

Posted by: Mayor Mamdani at February 27, 2026 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

255 I see where Hillary's deposition is already being torched on the web. Her statement about "never meeting Epstein" is being refuted with evidence (e-mails she apparently didn't get to wipe with her cloth.)

Not that it matters in the long run.

But I'd sure like to see her questioned about it. Publicly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:15 AM (jtM2q)

256 @colorblindk1d
The New York Times ran a piece on their homepage about a guy getting deported even though he had lived in the US since a teenager and had been here for 20 years, and waited until the end of the article to mention that 19 of those years were spent in prison for murder.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:16 AM (Dv3i1)

257 251 I will say this about that. Last two times I went to NYC. And had needs to take Uber. The 4 drivers I had had ZERO knowledge of english. All i got was blank looks and shrugs. All 4 had a different native tongue too. Kinda annoying.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 09:14 AM (i0Hi3)

I have seen this is Miami forever. At a 4 way stop you must realize that a least 1 of the drivers got his learner permit while driving a donkey cart.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:16 AM (gbOdA)

258 But I'd sure like to see her questioned about it. Publicly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:15 AM (jtM2q)

There are dozens of pictures of her and Eppy.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:17 AM (gbOdA)

259 233 The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.
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The lesson they all took from "Not Without my Daughter" was that it was really the fault of western men for not doing more to protect her from the consequences of her choices.

Western liberal women literally live in a bubble, free of consequence, depth or meaning--the entire world exists to cater to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 09:07 AM (HXT0k)

DADDY, why did you eat my frenchfries!?

Posted by: Awfuls everywhere at February 27, 2026 09:18 AM (i0Hi3)

260 Can you mix anti-pope and pope to get a zero mass drive?

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 27, 2026 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

261 Oh and Benny Johnson + Lauren Bobert.....idiots. loved how Dodirt framed her name card in the pic too. Not so subtle. Was great seeing Hillary and elher Satanic commie minions sweat in real life but there are consequences to that clout chasing.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 27, 2026 09:19 AM (x8k2o)

262 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2026 09:14 AM (i0Hi3)

So all those 'Wisdom of My Uber Driver' columns by leftists are proven to be fiction?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:19 AM (lFFaq)

263 Hillary Clinton. Both incredible and yet predictable that she still walks free... a punishing, enduring indictment of the justice system and the political cowardice of republicans that she's not serving multiple long-term jail sentences. Travel Office scandal, enemies' list, Rose Law firm documents, illegal Healthcare Committee, Johnny Chung's bags of cash, commodities scandal, Bosnia lies, Libyan war and unleashing the "Arab spring", destruction of subpoenaed cell phones...

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2026 09:19 AM (fZiTB)

264 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 27, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

265 I do not recall. One call is usually enough.

Posted by: She of the Body Count at February 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Q+gd/)

266 HAH! Guess who is talking about immigration enforcement?

Links to X (h/t Instapundit)

https://tinyurl.com/y4fm76f2

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:20 AM (Dv3i1)

267 TGIF, all!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:20 AM (tj6OY)

268 238. Thanks for Info Red. That was in Logan Square, NW side of Chicago. Use to be Hispanic gang turf, then got gentrified with Woke White and Karen's. NextStar which owns WGN, not only fired her, but let go about 10 on air personalities this week. Local tv news is losing big $$

Posted by: Jonah at February 27, 2026 09:20 AM (YCxFk)

269 Slava Bogu, syevodnya pyatnitsa!

Posted by: Bulg at February 27, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

270 >>The AWFLS who don hijabs are cosplaying. They never think about being FORCED to wear them under threat of being stoned to death.


The absolute cognitive dissonance of showboating around in a hijab after years of protest in a red cape to protest GOP "theocracy" taking away your rights.

Put that in the Louvre.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:22 AM (tj6OY)

271 >>Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering


Ugh, empty!
Will fix after breakfast

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:23 AM (tj6OY)

272 The AWFLs caterwauling about Handmaiden's Tale and taking up hijabs is beyond a parody of useful idiocy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 27, 2026 09:23 AM (fZiTB)

273 255 247 Only 27% of NYers think Schumer is doing a good or excellent job. 65% think he's doing a fair or poor job. AOC should abandon the presidential crap and run for Senate in 28. She'd win. I live in the mid Hudson and their are more than enough nitwits to vote for her
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I'd vote for her!


Most would subscribe to her OnlyFans page and the world would be a safer, less (st00p1dly) dangerous place.

LIBs reward the guilty, they Punish the Innocent, they CHAMPION the mediocre, the Unworthy the DEPRAVED on the basis of their depravity (viz, AOC/OnlyFans) -- SOTU/half-time show illustrated it.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-3MonkeyWTC

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 27, 2026 09:23 AM (YTQGw)

274 Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:22 AM (tj6OY)

Right?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:24 AM (lFFaq)

275 Netflix dropping out of the bidding war for Warner means Paramount is going to be the new owner of CNN. That should be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2026 09:24 AM (viF8m)

276 Deaths and injuries caused by truckers are big money for plaintiff's lawyers. I would hope the companies employing or contracting them are being sued into oblivion.
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Actually, no.
There is no insurance and no assets.

Because the big trucking companies are subcontracting the loads out the these so-called owner-operators.

These shady fucks then have the truck in an LLC.
Some "get" a commercial policy, sure. Most don't.
But those that do "forget" to add that truck to the policy.
There is an endorsement that covers them, that requires them to pay back their insurance company for the damages that's sometimes triggered--they don't pay it back.
Basically leaving the insurance company on the hook for coverage when no premium was paid.
Cause they all disappear into the wind whenever there's a collision.

So another cost that gets pass on to you for this "cultural enrichment."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 09:24 AM (HXT0k)

277 That California judge is one stupid fuck. Hope he meets a semi coming at him on the interstate.

Posted by: Case at February 27, 2026 09:24 AM (Z3Kkg)

278 Sorry, more Race War updates:

- Beautiful family in Michigan targeted and young girl murdered by an evil black demon. Woman who tried to assist was also viciously attacked.

No national coverage. Probably because if Obama had had a son, he would have looked like him.

- And a little white toddler tortured and murdered by her "guardian."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 09:24 AM (qwx/I)

279 It really is amazing when you think about.

Anywhere the Democrats run things, people are overrun by CHUDs. Anywhere they're not, people live CHUDless lives.

You'd think people would deduce something from the Democrat/CHUD relationship, but they never, ever do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

280 Wearing a hijab is accepting subjugation.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 09:25 AM (+nEug)

281 >>Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering

Needs filled. I should do that today. I keep hoping for rain to fill it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 27, 2026 09:26 AM (lFFaq)

282 > Wearing a hijab is accepting subjugation.
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AWFL's see it as a fashion/political/social statement.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2026 09:27 AM (jtM2q)

283 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Great story lead in. Here's more frightening but completely unsurprising, one from a year ago & now being spun into something completely different, the others are current.

>WVIA, Shapiro proposes closing two Pa. prisons to save over $100 million, Published Feb. 4, 2025

In part, "Gov. Josh Shapiro's $51.5 billion budget proposal calls for saving costs by closing two state correctional institutions and two state-run community corrections centers."

"The Pennsylvania State Corrections Officers Association (PSCOA) argues it would make the system less safe overall and strike an economic blow to the affected communities."

Legalizing pot is likely the answer.
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One on the list is in this county. Further, Delaware County (Delco) took over control of the George W. Hill Correctional Facility in Thornton/Glen Mills from a private for-profit operator GEO Group on April 6, 2022. It was the only privately managed county prison in Pennsylvania, which the county deprivatized to gain direct operational control.

Yes, county controlled & operated, it decreased the prison population by 20% within a year & hired more correctional officers.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 09:27 AM (NFX2v)

284 They set an "ambitious goal of making (that prison) a model for corrections that is truly focused on rehabilitation and preparing those in our custody for success on the outside,” says Delaware County Councilman Kevin Madden.

Oh, but the costs for their ambition. Mercy!
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The Governor is on an X roll, fired up after the SOTU:
12 hrs
Sometimes only after we experience great darkness do we find moments filled with the most light.
Just days after their place of worship was targeted in an act of hate and violence, I saw that light here at the Pike County Islamic Center.
I'm grateful I could be with them to break bread last night and make sure our Muslim neighbors know they will always have a home here in our Commonwealth.

(Had no news locally such a thing had happened.🤷‍♀

13 hrs - This goes beyond party lines. Local leaders - Republicans and Democrats - are frustrated.
They have real concerns about @ DHSGov's proposed ICE facilities in their communities. They want answers, and so do I.

14 hrs - This afternoon, I met with advocates and local leaders to discuss the Trump Administration's immigration policies and the impacts they're having on our communities.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 09:27 AM (NFX2v)

285 But here in Pennsylvania, we're prepared to stand up against Donald Trump's overreach-and I will continue to protect Pennsylvanians' constitutional right with everything I've got.

(Going Bad Ass! Running.)

15 hrs. Pennsylvanians are scared and pissed off that the federal government is secretly buying up empty warehouses in our Commonwealth and trying to convert them into ICE detention centers.
Our communities didn't ask for this. It going to overwhelm their infrastructure with potentially catastrophic consequences and we do not want them here.
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And that's the royal WE, I believe.

Anyway, more but it has become boring.
--
He also "slammed" state Rs following a social media post about his choice to move he & his family back to their home (costing a fortune for security upgrades!) after the arson at the Gov's mansion might be unwise.

"I think it's shameful that there are some Senate Rs trying to score political points at the expense of my family's safety."

90% Nonsense 🙄

BTW: The Hill, 'PA Ds win state House special elections, keeping majority intact.' Yay! Eric Holder

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 09:27 AM (NFX2v)

286 These shady fucks then have the truck in an LLC.
Some "get" a commercial policy, sure. Most don't.
But those that do "forget" to add that truck to the policy.
There is an endorsement that covers them, that requires them to pay back their insurance company for the damages that's sometimes triggered--they don't pay it back.
Basically leaving the insurance company on the hook for coverage when no premium was paid.
Cause they all disappear into the wind whenever there's a collision.

So another cost that gets pass on to you for this "cultural enrichment."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

In Missouri, you don't get a plate until you show proof of insurance. On commercial trucks, when that expires, you get a notice... you can't drive it!

Posted by: MkY at February 27, 2026 09:28 AM (+Pp+Q)

287 - Beautiful family in Michigan targeted and young girl murdered by an evil black demon. Woman who tried to assist was also viciously attacked.
____

If I recall correctly, he ran the family down in his car then got out to shoot at them with his shotgun. And beat the good samaritan (in her 70s) with the shotgun.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:28 AM (Dv3i1)

288 Like how can you live in a place where you have to ward off CHUDs every day, and then travel to somewhere where everyone us full-human, and not have any questions about what you could do better?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

289 >>Wearing a hijab is accepting subjugation.


"Why yes, I was a piece of uncovered meat that is deserving of rape before - thank you for the modesty garment, and for not beating me!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:29 AM (tj6OY)

290 279 You'd think people would deduce something from the Democrat/CHUD relationship, but they never, ever do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

Because Democrats use "CHUD" to mean "Anyone to the right of Stalin".

I'm not sure this attempt to reclaim the term is going to work.

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:29 AM (3wOGw)

291 The lesson they all took from "Not Without my Daughter" was that it was really the fault of western men for not doing more to protect her from the consequences of her choices.

Posted by: Awfuls everywhere


Controversial view: The patriarchy's purpose was to stop women from doing stupid things. We could protect them from the consequences but they'd be miserable that way also.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 09:29 AM (jjoN6)

292 280 Wearing a hijab is accepting subjugation.

So the insanity we have here is that AWFL's DO want to be subjugated by fantasy images of men.

But actual men they hate.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 27, 2026 09:30 AM (DgMqy)

293 I'm not sure this attempt to reclaim the term is going to work.
Posted by: XTC


It's still the name of a movie to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 09:30 AM (jjoN6)

294 federal government is secretly buying up empty warehouses in our Commonwealth and trying to convert them into ICE detention centers.
Our communities didn't ask for this.
____

Did your communities ask to be overrun with illegal aliens? Curious.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 27, 2026 09:30 AM (Dv3i1)

295 The somali truck driver and folks like him are fundamentally transforming America.

- BHO

Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2026 09:30 AM (GI9/m)

296 Cleanup on aisle 189 for the racist eugenics comment, please.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (FMtrg)

297 Because Democrats use "CHUD" to mean "Anyone to the right of Stalin".

I'm not sure this attempt to reclaim the term is going to work.
Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:29 AM (3wOGw)

If they're using it for that, whatever. I've used it to describe America's subhuman scum-class of criminals and vagrants since the '90s, and I ain't stopping. It's not a political thing. They're mutants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

298 "and now the positive spin: at least this illiterate Somali maniac somehow felt compelled to want to actually hold down a job and EARN an honest paycheck!"

Doesn't matter. I don't want them here, and I owe nobody an explanation why.

Posted by: Monty James at February 27, 2026 09:31 AM (NotQ9)

299 libsoftiktok
Chicago TV producer Debbie Brockman who was arrested at an anti-ICE protest for obstructing ICE has been FIRED by her employer

I'm surprised that given it was a television station/ of which the majority are very left wing/ that they fired her.

Posted by: AliasJohnsonJohnson at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (ix8EF)

300 Emmie, racist eugenic comment? What, you don't like me talking about events in this country that affect you?

How do you propose we go forward when whites are being targeted? Any ideas. I'm open to hearing them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (qwx/I)

301 Ooops: Sock off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (ix8EF)

302 "So not only is glyphosate awful, it’s everywhere, and it gets everywhere."

I'll have to read the details, but the exposure is sometimes in parts per billion. I get the concentrate on me all the time, for about 20 years. I have seen no ill effects, so am not convinced it is so "poisonous".

Glyphosate is much safer than previous pesticides, and it is designed to be safe. But they do pay out money to settle claims ... not sure of that "science".

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (vbXSk)

303 Artus noodus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 27, 2026 09:33 AM (HYqoK)

304 >>"and now the positive spin: at least this illiterate Somali maniac somehow felt compelled to want to actually hold down a job and EARN an honest paycheck!"


It's nowhere near an "honest" paycheck.
There's a new documentary by a contemporary of Nick Shirley exposing some of the shenanigans in trucking thanks to it being flooded by foreigners.

Will go find the link - it just came out yesterday or the day before.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:34 AM (tj6OY)

305 300 How do you propose we go forward when whites are being targeted? Any ideas. I'm open to hearing them.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 27, 2026 09:32 AM (qwx/I)

Does only my black half have to die, or does all of me?

Posted by: XTC at February 27, 2026 09:35 AM (3wOGw)

306 Here it is -- dropped yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/3b5c7tr9

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (tj6OY)

307 In Missouri, you don't get a plate until you show proof of insurance. On commercial trucks, when that expires, you get a notice... you can't drive it!
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That will stop them, for sure: A strongly-worded letter.

Yeah, they technically "have" insurance to get the plates.
A bare-bones commercial policy with no covered vehicles.
And the MCS-90 endorsement, that says it'll cover any after-acquired trucks.
Which they "forget" to tell their insurance they bought.

The saving from that "oppsie" can be more than $20k a year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 27, 2026 09:36 AM (HXT0k)

308 Glyphosate is much safer than previous pesticides, and it is designed to be safe. But they do pay out money to settle claims ... not sure of that "science".
Posted by: illiniwek

Agreed on all. But the "new" uses are concerning to me.
They're spraying it on growing crops to accelerate drying. It's inert when it hits the soil.
What if it never hits the soil... still inert?
Dunno

Posted by: MkY at February 27, 2026 09:37 AM (+Pp+Q)

309 Man has been growing wheat for millennia without needing a desiccant. Perhaps some uses of glyphosate are improper unneeded.

Also, it's a 40 TON (80,000 lb) rig. Duffy knows better.

Posted by: lurk at February 27, 2026 09:41 AM (h0JFh)

310 Big Fat Meanie, I acknowledge and think it's important to be aware of racial hatred and violence, but calling for death (eugenics, abortion) of people because of their skin color is evil and wrong.

And I'm not burying my head in the sand. I was assaulted for being a white girl and saw a crooked law enforcement agency protect the assailant. But I wanted justice for what he did, not his skin color.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 27, 2026 09:42 AM (FMtrg)

311 And I'm not burying my head in the sand. I was assaulted for being a white girl and saw a crooked law enforcement agency protect the assailant. But I wanted justice for what he did, not his skin color.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February

Don't bother, Emmie. The guy just hates blacks. It's his prerogative to do so, and you can't change it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

312 "But the "new" uses are concerning to me.
They're spraying it on growing crops to accelerate drying. It's inert when it hits the soil."

Yeah, we can't spray it after first bloom on soybeans, something like that for corn, I forget the details.

It's systemic so if it gets on a live plant I assume it gets into the plant. But iirc it was designed to mimic one of the "organic herbicides". Seems like a lot of the hate is tied to the whole GMO thing, as if all GMOs are pure evil. Of course glyphosate is just the chemical to kill weeds that are not GMO.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2026 09:48 AM (vbXSk)

313 Eugenics is evil. Period. Full stop.

Abortion is evil.

Pray for your soul to be free of this evil impulse.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

314 Center for Reproductive Rights Org
European Commission sets out EU pathway to support abortion access following My Voice, My Choice initiative
News
Press Release, 02/26/2026

EWTN
EU won’t create new abortion fund but green-lights existing money for abortion access
Pro-life leaders say the European Commission’s decision misuses EU social funding and compels taxpayers to finance abortion against their convictions. Feb. 27, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 27, 2026 10:48 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 27 February 2026

Top Story

  • If your corporate wifi has a guest network active, tell whoever is responsible that they might not want to do that. (Tom's Hardware)

    Same goes for home wifi though it's less of a target.
    AirSnitch "breaks worldwide Wi-Fi encryption, and it might have the potential to enable advanced cyberattacks," Xin'an Zhou, the lead author of the research paper, said in an interview. "Advanced attacks can build on our primitives to [perform> cookie stealing, DNS and cache poisoning. Our research physically wiretaps the wire altogether so these sophisticated attacks will work. It's really a threat to worldwide network security."
    Fortunately for us - less fortunately for Zhou's credibility - this is horseshit.

    But what AirSnitch does - and his co-authors have taken rather more care to make this clear - is break through the protections that supposedly separate the guest and private networks on many common wifi routers, ranging from cheap home models to open-source software with a focus on security to expensive enterprise systems from supposedly security-focused companies like Cisco.


  • Speaking of which Cisco just fixed a level 10 security vulnerability that has left their SD-WAN systems wide open to attackers since 2023. (Bleeping Computer)

    Oops.


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7 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 27, 2026 04:07 AM (yKhjs)

8 >>>And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

*side-eyes Earth*

*shudders*

Posted by: The Greys at February 27, 2026 04:10 AM (dK+Kv)

9 a covert global program by the Chinese government to suppress dissidents has had its cover blown by an official using ChatGPT as a blog.
****

Why do we worry about the CCP? They have been given or have stolen all the tech to spy on everyone and they can not stop committing comically stupid actions.

Posted by: clarence at February 27, 2026 04:11 AM (iIAkP)

10 I remember the days when having 2TB in a server room was something.

Posted by: clarence at February 27, 2026 04:18 AM (iIAkP)

11 Off, software sock.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2026 04:30 AM (BLOW1)

12 AI is a joke. It's still a search engine driven by keywords, but handy if you like to be lazy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 04:37 AM (gVUi7)

13 The main competition is Samsung's 9100 Pro, and that seems to be rapidly increasing in price itself.

I looked at the prices the other day for the 9100 Pro on Amazon out of curiosity.

w/o Heatsink -
1TB - $209.99
2TB - $419.99
4TB - $814.78
8TB - $1646.30

w- Heatsink -
1TB - Out of Stock, but reselling for $259.00
2TB - $449.99
4TB - $749.95
8TB - $1599.00

Not exactly sure why the 4 & 8TB with heatsinks are selling for less than without.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2026 04:38 AM (6ydKt)

14 Woof. I paid US$440 plus tax for my 4TB Crucial drive.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2026 04:43 AM (BLOW1)

15 12 AI is a joke. It's still a search engine driven by keywords, but handy if you like to be lazy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


But it's a better search engine than Google now. Much much better at filtering out the crap.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2026 04:45 AM (BLOW1)

16 $440 for 4TB is a steal these days.

I'm still amazed that an 8TB drive is going for more money than a decent gaming laptop these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2026 04:52 AM (6ydKt)

17 Netflix dropped out of the Warner Bros. deal.

Looks like it will be Paramount-WB by the end of the year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 27, 2026 04:56 AM (6ydKt)

18 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at February 27, 2026 05:02 AM (AN2gy)

19 Its clear out, mid 20s.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

20 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 27, 2026 05:07 AM (PzBTm)

21 >>>But it's a better search engine than Google now. Much much better at filtering out the crap.

Posted by: Pixy Misa

Yes it is. Incredibly hyped but I've only seen maybe 1% of what it's being used for. Financial and military applications are not within my grasp at the moment, so I'm slightly out of the framework.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 05:08 AM (gVUi7)

22 "Throw all your anxieties on Him, because He cares for you." 1st Peter 5:7

Also Psalm 100

Woman talks about being more aware of our blessings . Upper Room devotional :

https://tinyurl.com/4788jr34

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:09 AM (rZCVI)

23 My youngest flew to Colorado to spend a week skiing with his older brother. Older brother fell and broke his arm. He had surgery on it on Wednesday. He's doing as well as can be expected, I guess. Today is his birthday. Happy birthday, Li'l Blutarski.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 27, 2026 05:13 AM (cxFcK)

24 There's a more detailed PDF on AirSnitch available at Professor Mathy Vanhoef's page listing his publications (currently it's right at the top of the list since it's his most recently published arsticle.)

https://tinyurl.com/fkedmabx
(goes to mathyvanhoef.com)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

25
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2026 05:17 AM (tljrc)

26 Diana Ross, 82 next month and still cooking. On tour right now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2026 05:18 AM (9HpRV)

27 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2026 05:19 AM (bQ4nt)

28 G'morning, all!

Heavy rain, so no walk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:21 AM (iMotb)

29 Belated BOING!

> I remember the days when having 2TB
> in a server room was something.
> Posted by: clarence at February 27, 2026 04:18 AM
> (iIAkP)

I recall my first visit to a major IBM mainframe center in 1980. Was most impressed by the largest big blue box in the room. So many knobs, buttons, dials, and readouts.

It was the air conditioning and water pipe cooling system.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 05:23 AM (plFPI)

30 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 05:23 AM (lJ0H4)

31 I was here for the twirl.

Posted by: Don Black at February 27, 2026 05:24 AM (ZxPkt)

32 Interesting mention of guest networks and such.

Having upgraded to the tp-Link X-60 Mesh system, I am still tinkering with stuff and doing things like getting devices over to the IoT network.

So any thoughts on if the TV, ROKU and stuff such as that should ride the IoT network or the regular home network?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:25 AM (iMotb)

33 Brave 12 year old runs into building to save neighbor. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/yz33vber

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:28 AM (rZCVI)

34 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 27, 2026 05:13 AM (cxFcK

Sorry that your son broke his arm. Glad they got it fixed up and may he have continued strength and recovery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:29 AM (rZCVI)

35 It was the air conditioning and water pipe cooling system.
****

Yep. BTDT. Worked for Inacom when they were big in computing before they were not. Walk into the server area and find the corner that was cool. You could feel the heat coming out of the racks.

Posted by: clarence at February 27, 2026 05:30 AM (iIAkP)

36 Oh look!

A US Jerusalem Embassy security alert:

https://tinyurl.com/4ajambrf

And guess what arrived:

https://tinyurl.com/5czfzxba

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 05:32 AM (plFPI)

37 A prayer walk . 2nd Kings 4:31-35

https://tinyurl.com/2ryyyum8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:33 AM (rZCVI)

38 @32/Village Idiot's Apprentice:

All IoT devices (smart TV's included) should be on the IoT network. If you need to push data to them from a machine on the trusted internal network, create a firewall rule that permits connections in that direction, but not in the other direction.

On my home network, I have several VLANS:

a) Trusted internal network
b) Mobile devices
c) IoT devices

(a) Can access the internet and connect to each other, and can access devices in (b) and (c).

(b) Can access the internet but can not access (a) or (c).

(c) Is in jail. Can not access (a) or (b) or the internet. Can not use DNS services. It gets an IP address from the DHCP server, and that's IT.

Individual firewall rules are crafted for each IoT device to allow it to connect to only what it absolutely needs to (and no more) to function in a way that the owner wishes. (A smart TV with a NetFlix service would be permitted to connect to NetFlix's server IP range, for instance, but you might not wish to let it communicate with its manufacturer except when you want to download an update.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)

39 @36/Biden's Dog: Oh boy...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:35 AM (O7YUW)

40 Young man from Ireland sings , "Lord, I can't make it without you.":

https://tinyurl.com/3zb5mpde

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:36 AM (rZCVI)

41 Oh look!

A US Jerusalem Embassy security alert:

https://tinyurl.com/4ajambrf

And guess what arrived:

https://tinyurl.com/5czfzxba
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,

Like @39 said..oh boy.
Thus it begins

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 05:40 AM (lJ0H4)

42 Greetings and good morning all. The day started with me having to scrape ice off the windshields and hoping that the defroster would work in a timely manner.

Had to fill the car and it looks like I have to gripe to the gas station's corporate office since the tap feature for cards is still not working for me. But that is a FWP.

Out in Baltimore, I bring the joyous news that Jimmy's Seafood has been treating the Huffington Post and the Baltimore Sun with the respect that they deserve. I can't go to Twitter so you'll have to search Jimmy's Seafood and go from there.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 05:40 AM (jjoN6)

43 G&R

Thank you for that.

Looks like I need to learn some more skills IOT do some of that stuff.

But....learning keeps the mind engaged.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:40 AM (iMotb)

44 Young man from Ireland sings , "Lord, I can't make it without you.":

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:36 AM (rZCVI)
-

I think that's what these Taliban are singing:

https://tinyurl.com/3manpv57

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 05:41 AM (plFPI)

45 Jimmy's Seafood!!

Giving the Left and PETA the middle finger since.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb)

46 Evening and morning upon all the late toilers and early risers on this Friday, the last of February and thus a double consummation devoutly to be wished!

68 F. here and light showers approaching. I may be able to work out before they get here, and I may not. We'll see.

The furry thugs are well. I managed to lift Dagny onto the cushion on my lap twice yesterday, and she stayed, happy to be petted. Progress!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

47 I didn't know that they had stealth aircraft carriers.

Posted by: pawn at February 27, 2026 05:46 AM (+rKuc)

48 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 05:41 AM

I'm praying the Muslims don't make it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:46 AM (rZCVI)

49 Mrs VIA suddenly developed a craving for steak yesterday, so we picked up two nice individual sirloins.

Now some folks swear by the grill, and some folks swear by the pan fry method.

With having an electric stove, and a ton of seasoned cast iron cookware, I asked myself 'Why not simply toss the cast iron skillet on the gas grill instead of the electric stovetop?'.

I believe I shall go this route from now on.
Best of both worlds, and all that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:48 AM (iMotb)

50 'Why not simply toss the cast iron skillet on the gas grill instead of the electric stovetop?'.

Sounds like you got an excellent answer.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 05:50 AM (jjoN6)

51 Good morning to everyone. 51 degrees here in western NC and cloudy. Rain predicted this am, so maybe I can put off some chores. Have a great day.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 27, 2026 05:51 AM (kC+67)

52 @46/Wolfus: " I managed to lift Dagny onto the cushion on my lap twice yesterday, and she stayed, happy to be petted. Progress!"

The "catloaf" days are coming.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:52 AM (O7YUW)

53 "Sounds like you got an excellent answer."

Oh yes!

It was one of the best steaks that I have done in years.

And I don't credit it to any skill on my part, but to doing it with this method.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:52 AM (iMotb)

54 And I am saddened to report that with 'only' 285,000 miles on it, one of the Volvo wagon's front wheel bearings has decided to retire.

Two new ones should be arriving from FCP Euro in several days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:54 AM (iMotb)

55 Gospel song by Johnny Cash-"Peace In The Valley". Yesterday would have been the 94th birthday of Johnny Cash:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyry9uk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 05:55 AM (rZCVI)

56 Good morning! Looking at an entire weekend of gardening and landscape work interspersed with some contract work and a trip downtown to watch the youngest daughter and granddaughter run the 5k together. They're gonna spend the night tonight so I'll need to make trip to the market this afternoon to get the requisite meal preps.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2026 05:55 AM (3Ope8)

57 Article on Jimmy's Seafood.


https://tinyurl.com/3u6esf5h

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:56 AM (iMotb)

58 >>>> I asked myself 'Why not simply toss the cast iron skillet on the gas grill instead of the electric stovetop?'.

I believe I shall go this route from now on.
Best of both worlds, and all that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 05:48 AM (iMotb)
*****
VIA, that sounds like a good way to go, plus no smoke inside the house. I'm going to try that.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 27, 2026 05:59 AM (kC+67)

59 @43/Village Idiot's Apprentice: Y'welcome. I may be a bit paranoid, but all the IT breaches in the news in the past few years have made me very glad that I put in the time and effort to segment and restrict things on my network VLANs.

You just can't trust manufacturers to stay out of your business these days. They want to know everything about you, and then sell that to third parties.

Oh, and I absolutely refuse to buy any device that says it requires an internet connection to set up, or requires an 'app' to use. Nope. Not happening. Your device either has the internal firmware in order to perform its desired function in stand-alone mode with a decent on-device interface with buttons/switches, or it stays on the shelf.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 05:59 AM (O7YUW)

60 Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Jimmy Finest Seafood at February 27, 2026 05:59 AM (uipH1)

61 >>>I believe I shall go this route from now on.
Best of both worlds, and all that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

>Less cleanup on the gas grill. Pan fry; more heat more gas, but uniform. Retain the juices, certainly not a bad way to go.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 06:01 AM (gVUi7)

62 The "catloaf" days are coming

Yepl; Cat gets on spouses lap until the Spring. Spouse has to boot him off for bus duties.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 06:01 AM (rZCVI)

63 I may be a bit paranoid

Or are you paranoid enough? That's why I like the joke about people in tech saying "The most modern piece of hardware I have is a printer from 94 and I have a shotgun in case it makes a funny noise."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 06:01 AM (jjoN6)

64 Tis time. 😴

Posted by: clarence at February 27, 2026 06:02 AM (iIAkP)

65 G'mornin' everyone!

spot-on, G&R!

and bring back physical on-off switches to replace a pushbutton "suggesting" that the software shut down.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2026 06:03 AM (MIIRH)

66 I tried to discuss the concept of moving with Miss Linda yesterday morning. Her enthusiasm was on the same level as if she had been told she needs to have an emergency root canal. I can't drag her into this, and so I guess I have to give up. I'm on my own.

I thought of driving to Owensboro, staying a while, and looking at some properties with an eye to buying one I love. But staying in a hotel = $100 a day, plus the gas and effort to drive up and back. Unless I get *really* lucky, it's not going to work without spending two grand. I could drive up and secure an apartment; come back and have everything shipped; drive back and move in; and *then* start the house hunt.

I'm tired just thinking about either one. But living here makes me even more exhausted. More coffee is required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

67 "plus no smoke inside the house."

That was huge plus for me.

As well as no grease splatter all over the stovetop to clean up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:03 AM (iMotb)

68 @60/Jimmy: Hey, I understood that reference!

https://tinyurl.com/36bchtu5

(goes to xcancel.com)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)

69 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Shamalama dingdong.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 06:08 AM (i1VVh)

70 In the meantime, I need to renew my lease at this dump this morning -- at least tell them to prepare my new lease -- and hit the grocery. Tonight, we're going to the German-American center in the city, "Deutsches Haus," for a trivia night. That should be fun.

As for the lease: $150 more a month for a month-to-month lease, vs. $20/month for a year. It would cost me two months' rent, about $1400, to break a 12-month one. But it's possible the place will be sold (though that has been only rumor for more than a year), and a monthly lease could easily be rejected by new owners and the price doubled. I might be on the way out by then, and might not.

Still tired just thinking about it. Time I fed the cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)

71 @63/NR Pax: Am I paranoid enough? Probably not.

@65/sock_rat_eez: Yup. There was absolutely nothing wrong with physical switches. Back in the X10* days, I'd considered replacing light switches with remote controllable ones from a central station, and then shook that idea off. If I want a light on or off, I'll just get up and flip the switch.

It's not good to sit in one location for extended periods of time anyway. Get up and move around - keeps the blood flowing.

{*}
https://youtu.be/nkcERvE8bsI?t=52

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 06:10 AM (O7YUW)

72 It's Friday afternoon...quitting time, and you have a flat.

https://tinyurl.com/nhkckt7b

( I love these guys, and their Workshop Wednesday series )

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:10 AM (iMotb)

73 Praying for Ace's recovery from whatever he's got.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 06:12 AM (PFs9e)

74 Wolfus, a month to month for 3 months would be your best bet. If you haven't moved in 3 months you are probably not going to.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:13 AM (+nEug)

75 Ace mentioned he had a cold that he couldn't shake?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

76 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9

Wasn't sure if it was cold or flu.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 06:14 AM (PFs9e)

77 "Wasn't sure if it was cold or flu."

It's a tumor!

Posted by: That kid at February 27, 2026 06:17 AM (iMotb)

78 @72/Village Idiot's Apprentice: Oh this looks like fun. Thanks!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 27, 2026 06:17 AM (O7YUW)

79 I guess lots of our military aircraft are still flowing into the middle east.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:18 AM (iMotb)

80 Wolfus, a month to month for 3 months would be your best bet. If you haven't moved in 3 months you are probably not going to.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026


***
That would entail $450 more total, better than the $1400. Though mounting a move here in June or July is insanity. But then if I started up a new 6- or 12-month lease *after* 3 months of the mtm, there is no guarantee the new rent would be anything close to what I'm paying now. Probably it'll entail a $100/month increase -- if I'm lucky.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

81 Wolfus, a month to month for 3 months would be your best bet. If you haven't moved in 3 months you are probably not going to.
Posted by: Ben Had

What she said. Living in limbo is mentally exhausting.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 06:20 AM (lJ0H4)

82 VIA, 3,000+ have defected from the IRGC in the last few days.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:22 AM (+nEug)

83 VIA, 3,000+ have defected from the IRGC in the last few days.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:22 AM (+nEug)
-----------
Who are they defecting to?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 06:22 AM (i1VVh)

84 There's a couple of nasty bugs going around. I suspect flu, but not just flu. Weird situation. Wash your hands.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 06:23 AM (gVUi7)

85 "Wasn't sure if it was cold or flu."

It's a tumor!
Posted by: That kid

Nope. It's lupus. It's always lupus.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 06:23 AM (lJ0H4)

86 Captain Obvious, the Iranian people. The mullahs are between a rock and a hard place because they can't kill the defectors.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:26 AM (+nEug)

87 Between this guy, and a blogger at Lajes in the Azores, it's as if the US wants Iran to know what is heading their way.

And perhaps that is actually a good thing.

Focuses the Iranian leaders minds on the ass whooping heading their way if they make the wrong decision.


https://www.youtube.com/@AaronRheins./shorts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:26 AM (iMotb)

88 Wolfus, a month to month for 3 months would be your best bet. If you haven't moved in 3 months you are probably not going to.
Posted by: Ben Had
*
What she said. Living in limbo is mentally exhausting.
Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026


***
I've been in a kind of limbo for years, wanting to get out of here. I've got the money. But making the arrangements seems practically insurmountable.

It was Linda's advice to re-up for a year "to protect myself" from new owners. She just doesn't want me leaving and hopes I will give up and resign myself to hell.

In '97 I took a big leap of faith and arranged for an apartment in Denver sight unseen, all with phone calls. It worked out fine. Maybe I could ask the real estate agent I've been dealing with to drive by a complex I'm interested in, see if it looks as nice as in the website pictures; then I'll arrange for a place online or on the phone. Then pack up everything and go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)

89 ReL Jimmy's Seafood. I especially liked that an opinion article at the Baltimore Sun was entitled "Foul language is never helpful."

*looks at Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib's behavior*

*looks at Gavin Newsom's language*

Okey dokey, then.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2026 06:30 AM (B0NCh)

90 Wolfus, you are telling yourself it's too difficult instead of just getting it done.

2 days ih June or July with a moving company packing you up is not even a speed bump.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:32 AM (+nEug)

91 mornin yall. My GSD Bruno has developed a couple of lumps in his neck, maybe swollen lymph nodes. They are not visible and don't seem to bother him, but he is going to spend the day at the vet so they can check him out.

Wolfus, put all your stuff in storage, rent a motorhome, and hit the road. Spring is coming and it's a great time to see the USA.

Posted by: fd at February 27, 2026 06:32 AM (vFG9F)

92 In '97 I took a big leap of faith and arranged for an apartment in Denver sight unseen, all with phone calls. It worked out fine. Maybe I could ask the real estate agent I've been dealing with to drive by a complex I'm interested in, see if it looks as nice as in the website pictures; then I'll arrange for a place online or on the phone. Then pack up everything and go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

That sounds like a reasonable solution. Where there's a will there's a way. The will has got to be there though.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 06:33 AM (lJ0H4)

93 "I especially liked that an opinion article at the Baltimore Sun was entitled "Foul language is never helpful."


Perhaps the Sun has started a 'Humor' section, and you stumbled across it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:33 AM (iMotb)

94 Wolfus, is your current apartment run by a corporation?

Might that corporation also run complexes in the area you are interested in?

If so, asking them for suggestions might not be a bad thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:35 AM (iMotb)

95 oh, my, X10 ...

exactly right Shadout Mapes.

and thank you for the twirl, Rosasharn, a morale boost is needed today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2026 06:36 AM (MIIRH)

96 Baltimore Sun humor section:

https://tinyurl.com/bde4h9r5

I'm kinda surprised the yute didn't yell out "This is MAGA country."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2026 06:38 AM (B0NCh)

97 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Windows 11 has decided that I need a cute little red squirrel as my desktop wallpaper this morning and who am I to argue with that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 27, 2026 06:38 AM (ESVrU)

98 Perhaps the Sun has started a 'Humor' section, and you stumbled across it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:33 AM (iMotb)
-----------
The Sun has some a long (and not good) way from when Don Marquis was writing for them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 27, 2026 06:39 AM (i1VVh)

99 Wolfus, you are telling yourself it's too difficult instead of just getting it done.

2 days ih June or July with a moving company packing you up is not even a speed bump.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026


***
Maybe so, Ben Had. But so much of this depends on other people -- I am in control of so little of it (I don't even have the *illusion* of control). And I apparently must do it alone.

Well, I'll call the real estate agent this morning and see what she might recommend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

100 lol, humor section indeed

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2026 06:40 AM (MIIRH)

101 I've still got some X-10 stuff and use it to control some lights the shop. They do have a tendency to turn themselves on occasionally.

I had X-10 camera too but abandoned them because of the interference after wifi came into use.

Posted by: fd at February 27, 2026 06:41 AM (vFG9F)

102 true words, BenHad, so true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2026 06:42 AM (MIIRH)

103 So, did the USS Ford unclog their sewage system? Or was that story BS?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 06:42 AM (qFwJc)

104 "Wolfus, you are telling yourself it's too difficult instead of just getting it done."

That was my first reaction to moving here to TN when my son suggested it. But once I made up my mind to do it the turnaround time was surprisingly short. I did it in a month. Like I said, where there's a will there's a way.


Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 06:42 AM (lJ0H4)

105 "I'm kinda surprised the yute didn't yell out "This is MAGA country.""

For me, that link is behind a paywall.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:43 AM (iMotb)

106 X10 was okay, and stuff made back in the 80s was made to last

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 27, 2026 06:44 AM (MIIRH)

107 On the other hand, a Sun columnist gives Jimmy's Seafood a huzzah. ( last paragraph )

https://tinyurl.com/ymwdt7je

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2026 06:44 AM (B0NCh)

108 "So, did the USS Ford unclog their sewage system? Or was that story BS?"

I believe that is an ongoing adventure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:44 AM (iMotb)

109 Wolfus, is your current apartment run by a corporation?

Might that corporation also run complexes in the area you are interested in?

If so, asking them for suggestions might not be a bad thing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026


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It is run by a corp. -- one owned by a local and horrifically corrupt "minister," who has been under investigation by the city for a couple of years for not maintaining his properties. The city recently levied $500K in fines against this property alone. If they had places in KY, I would avoid them like -- well, fill in your own nasty simile!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)

110 w00t late

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 06:45 AM (+YA9H)

111 m, what counts is that you are here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 06:46 AM (+nEug)

112 Maybe after you move, she will think differently.

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Or

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 06:47 AM (qFwJc)

113 The early m gets the 100.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 27, 2026 06:47 AM (B0NCh)

114 G&R

'Oh this looks like fun. Thanks!"

Some of their restorations are nothing less than incredible.

Literally nothing but a pile of armor plate, blown to crap and unrecognizable.

And the finished product goes beyond description.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:48 AM (iMotb)

115 >>>Smarthphone

Lithping a bit, there.
Maybe: Thmarthphone

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 06:49 AM (+YA9H)

116 If I had a penny for every dollar that the Navy has spent on shipboard sewage system research, I would be a very wealthy man.

Not the construction, just the research.

Some rather unique reactions take place between human urine and seawater over time.

As well as meeting EPA standards for discharging stuff into oceans and such.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)

117 11 Off, software sock.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 27, 2026 04:30 AM (BLOW1)

I wuz gonna say.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 06:51 AM (+YA9H)

118 Maybe after you move, she will think differently.

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."

Or

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026


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I'm not buying a house and moving Linda into it. She will need to pay her way: ideally, part of the down payment; certainly, part of the house note and power, etc. Since she won't even discuss finances -- she has her condo, which she could sell or rent out -- clearly none of that will happen. I've told her we could buy more house if we worked together. No reply.

Selling a condo here would be tough, though, and renting it would result in its being trashed. On that I can understand her reluctance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 06:54 AM (wzUl9)

119 @98 The Sun has some a long (and not good) way from when Don Marquis was writing for them.

Indeed, the guy quoted on the masthead above was 'exclusive to the Sun' for 42 years.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 27, 2026 06:54 AM (zdLoL)

120 "ndeed, the guy quoted on the masthead above was 'exclusive to the Sun' for 42 years."

H.L. knew how to write a sentence, didn't he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026 06:56 AM (iMotb)

121 "ndeed, the guy quoted on the masthead above was 'exclusive to the Sun' for 42 years."

H.L. knew how to write a sentence, didn't he?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2026


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And coin words like "booboisie."

I understand he commuted by train from Baltimore to NYC every day for years. Probably had his own compartment on the train with a desk, so he could review manuscripts and write his own.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

122 I agree with Grumpy and Recalcitrant's post at @38 to the point that I feel the need to implement it.

My Chinese built surveillance cameras are on a physical LAN whose firewall rules explicitly deny the cameras external access. (The cameras feed into a dedicated server running ZoneMinder on one NIC and the other NIC denies packets traveling from the other NIC.)

I *do* have a couple of roombas as well as a "smart" reefer that worry me. Plus my work PC, whose owners are worried about the corporate ass and not mine.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 27, 2026 07:01 AM (L4M+8)

123 I skipped my workout; it's been drizzling for a bit here. Supposedly the humidity will go down this weekend, so maybe I can hit the trail tomorrow morning as well as on Sunday. Right now, post-breakfast, I have coffee and a pipe to fortify me for the day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

124 Brilliant move by the USN disguising the Ford strike group as civilian merchant ships.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 27, 2026 07:04 AM (Y1sOo)

125 "Wolfus, you are telling yourself it's too difficult instead of just getting it done."
*
That was my first reaction to moving here to TN when my son suggested it. But once I made up my mind to do it the turnaround time was surprisingly short. I did it in a month. Like I said, where there's a will there's a way.

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026


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True, Tuna. But you had someone at the far end to help you. I don't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)

126 Dunno if Mr Cash would have liked the optics, but I listened to this song while (grr) President Biden was in office:

https://tinyurl.com/johnny-cash-on-utube

(The song in question is "When the man comes around".)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 27, 2026 07:10 AM (L4M+8)

127 77 "Wasn't sure if it was cold or flu."

It's a tumor!
Posted by: That kid at February 27, 2026 06:17 AM (iMotb)

That kid = little brother

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 07:13 AM (+YA9H)

128 81 Living in limbo is mentally exhausting.
Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 06:20 AM (lJ0H4)

Evergreen.
Good one.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 07:15 AM (+YA9H)

129 It's not a tumor!

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:15 AM (qFwJc)

130 It's not a tumor but it could be a goiter.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2026 07:16 AM (+nEug)

131 It is run by a corp. -- one owned by a local and horrifically corrupt "minister," who has been under investigation by the city for a couple of years for not maintaining his properties.

Slumlording is hard work! Between tenants who don't pay, swindling section 8 out of federal money, half assing repairs and using tax write offs, I am exhausted at the end of the day.

Your welcome!

Posted by: Johnny Slumlord at February 27, 2026 07:19 AM (TmfuF)

132 Article at RedState says Jasmine Crockett leading James Talerico by 12 points in the Democrat primary in Texas and her lead is widening as early voting begins.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 27, 2026 07:20 AM (BO9hg)

133 It's not a tumor but it could be a goiter.
Posted by: Ben Had

No, no, no. Like I said above, it's got to be lupus. It's always lupus. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 27, 2026 07:20 AM (lJ0H4)

134 And since Mr. Talarico is a progressive as well, What is Ms. Crockett presenting as what she'd do to improve the area of Texas she's from, or it it all about racism all the time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2026 07:24 AM (rZCVI)

135 Looking at the Xbox story, it looks like Indians are running the entire company.

Uhmm.. may be a good time to start getting out of msft. Their stoc has lost around 200 in value per share from its high.

Does India have a thriving gaming industry?

What does this guy know about games?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 07:25 AM (XV/Pl)

136

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2026 07:26 AM (DDJSl)

137 it looks like Indians are running the entire company.

And that means the end of the company.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 27, 2026 07:30 AM (jjoN6)

138 it looks like Indians are running the entire company.

And that means the end of the company.

And to employees bathing.

Posted by: Vivek Slamalamadingdong at February 27, 2026 07:31 AM (TmfuF)

139 Disclaimer: Back to front, ana and kata.

ἄνω κάτω

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 07:32 AM (+YA9H)

140 Nood JJ

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 07:34 AM (qFwJc)

141 JJ be here!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 27, 2026 07:35 AM (wzUl9)

142 Ηοping this is true.

Bonchie retweeted
Marc Caputo
@MarcACaputo
15h
The lawyer representing Susie Wiles at the time of this incident categorically denies he allowed his client to be recorded by the FBI w/out her consent

I understand she believes him & that the Biden-era FBI may have lied about it

Here’s what the lawyer told me: “If I ever pulled a stunt like that I wouldn’t – and shouldn’t – have a license to practice law. I’m as shocked as Susie.”

Posted by: m at February 27, 2026 07:39 AM (+YA9H)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - February 26, 2026 [Doof]

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Photo from Seaeyes on X

Howdy Hordelings! The Thursday ONT is here for your perusal and enjoyment. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Jimmy's Seafood is still at it!

The Huffington Post got absolutely torched on X by Jimmy's Seafood recently. I guess The Baltimore Sun wanted some attention, too


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Jack Hughes was back on NHL ice last night

This young man has very likely become THE biggest name in the NHL

This dude is just incredible.

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Muva is back

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AI is asshoe

What new stupid thing will AI bring next? How about demonic flesh monsters?

Realtor Uses AI to Touch Up Listing Photos, Accidentally Adds Demonic Flesh Monster

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Using AI to manipulate photos has unfortunately become the norm in the real estate industry, with realtors using various models to radically transform properties to the point where people just can’t trust what a property really looks like. However, in extreme cases, AI can add some truly bizarre hallucinations that not only make zero sense, but can creep out potential buyers.

A Wahington DC property recently went viral on social media because of a rather unique detail – a horrifying flesh monster seemingly crawling out of the bathroom mirror to grab a flower pot on the sink. It’s the kind of thing only a hallucinating AI algorithm could create, but what boggles the mind is how the realtor posted the photo without noticing the nightmarish intruder,

As the photo started doing the rounds on social media, the listing, reportedly for a property in Fort Totten, was swiftly taken down from Apartments.com, but by that time, the Internet Archive had already saved a copy of the original post featuring the creepy monster.

Yup - asshoe.

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China is still asshoe, too

Bizarre Weight Loss Trend Has People Using Cling Film as Mouth Condoms for Food

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There is a new viral weight-loss hack sweeping Chinese social media, and it’s a doozy. Young people are putting plastic wrap over their mouths to prevent any calories from making contact with their bodies. They then pretend to chew the food vigorously through the cling film, before taking the food out and throwing it away.

The premise of this bizarre trend is pretty straightforward. The plastic wrap acts as a sort of mouth condom that prevents you from ingesting any calories, while at the same time allowing you to trick your brain into thinking that it is going to receive nutrition. This allegedly helps you feel satiated without actually consuming any calories

Go ahead - check out the whole thing. I dare you.

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Staying in east Asia, how about this trend in Japan?

The Growing Popularity of Coffin Therapy in Japan

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In Japan, a wellness practice known as coffin therapy (aka coffin-lying) has grown from a small funeral home experiment into a national trend. The idea is simple: people lie inside a coffin for a short period of time to reflect on life and mortality. What began in Chiba Prefecture as a unique service has now expanded to spas and workshops across the country.

Coffin therapy involves meditating inside a coffin, either open or closed, for about 30 minutes. Supporters say the enclosed space provides quiet and privacy, allowing participants to think about their lives without distractions. While the concept may seem unusual in other countries, it connects to Japan’s long-standing tradition of kuyō, or memorial services, which encourage reflection on the fragility of life and the acceptance of death.

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A Tokyo spa called Meiso Kukan Kanoke-in offers coffin therapy sessions for about $13. Customers can choose between an open or closed coffin and may select calming music, projected visuals, or complete silence. The experience is structured to feel safe and controlled, allowing participants to explore their thoughts without risk.

Who among the Horde would do this?


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DJ Doof - This Date in Music History
from thisdayinmusic.com

1965: Jimmy Page released a solo single called 'She Just Satisfies' in the UK. Page played all the instruments on the track except for the drums and produced the track, as well as singing lead vocals.


1983: Michael Jackson's Thriller went to No.1 on the US album chart. Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music, enabling Jackson's appearances on MTV and meeting with President Ronald Reagan at the White House. The album was one of the first to use music videos as successful promotional tools


2019: English drummer Andy Anderson died of cancer aged 68. He is best known for his work with The Cure playing on the singles ‘Love Cats’ and ‘The Caterpillar’.

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1 Sorry I'm late, I had to change a vacuum tube on my transistor radio.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:04 PM (Hd1lH)

2 2nd

Posted by: Florida Peasant at February 26, 2026 10:04 PM (Lo97M)

3 59.17

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:04 PM (Sh6IX)

4 Foist? Twentieth?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (S/Y4j)

5 Nooded.

Corgis incoming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

6 Howdy Doof!

'sup Morons?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (q02Gh)

7 Sorry I'm late, I had to change a vacuum tube on my transistor radio.
Posted by: tankdemon


The self-cleaning ones are beasts.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (VHUov)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

9 It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?

Posted by: WNEW-TV, 1976 at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (oftw2)

10 Thanks for the ONT.

Mouth condoms. Wtf.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

11 Lots of weird stuff on the ONT tonight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (uQesX)

12 Realtor Uses AI to Touch Up Listing Photos, Accidentally Adds Demonic Flesh Monster
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Good. They should be prohibited from doing AI touch ups. It distorts perception of the room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (Sh6IX)

13 Demonic Flesh Monster?

No... early picture of... Smeagol...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (mP0Kj)

14 In addition to Hughes receiving a standing O, the governor of NJ got a chorus of boos

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (Hd1lH)

15 Top pic is slightly too pinkish and poofterish for my tastes.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (oftw2)

16 Mouth condoms. Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)


Maybe if you play with hookers. But for food? Only the Japs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (gKDq2)

17 Coffin therapy. No thanks.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (zuIfz)

18 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Met with the oncologist today - he isn't worried about what the PET scan showed (looked like new growth in a couple of different places) 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx)

19 In Japan, a wellness practice known as coffin therapy (aka coffin-lying) has grown from a small funeral home experiment into a national trend. The idea is simple: people lie inside a coffin for a short period of time to reflect on life and mortality.

Who among the Horde would do this?


Nah, not for me.

It sounds more socially acceptable than walking around with a slave who whispers "memento mori" in your ear, I guess.

Posted by: mikeskius at February 26, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

20 Lyin in a Coffin to rest and think?

Uh... I lived on US Navy ships for years... Bunk was just the size of a coffin... sooo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 10:09 PM (mP0Kj)

21 Demonic flesh monsters can only add to the ambiance. Definitely a selling point.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:09 PM (Hd1lH)

22 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (yKhjs)

23 She doesn't look Japanese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

24 Also... lyin in a Coffin?

Just Sparkly Vampire Wanna be's

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Wait. Isn't that what a dental dam is?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

26 23 She doesn't look Japanese.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

But... she thinks she's going Japanese
She thinks she's going Japanese]
She really think so!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 10:11 PM (mP0Kj)

27 For some reason, I don't feel the need to click the links for either the plastic wrap diet or the coffin therapy stories.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:11 PM (Hd1lH)

28 Lots of weird stuff on the ONT tonight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Are you new around these parts?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 10:12 PM (cYBz/)

29 For some reason, I don't feel the need to click the links for either the plastic wrap diet or the coffin therapy stories.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:11 PM (Hd1lH)

But they go together. If you follow the plastic wrap diet to its conclusion, you'll end up in a coffin.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (uQesX)

30 Muva is cute, but I cannot make out a word of what she is saying. And I note the guys in the bottom pic could spell right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

31 Romeo13

The worst prison in the SU of A has more bunk space than any US Navy ship. Well, except of the Captain's inport Cabin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

32 Great news, Teresa! The prayers won't stop, though.

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)

33 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof!

Posted by: TRex - Thursday dino at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (cCn4/)

34 US of A. *sigh*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

35 Are you new around these parts?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 10:12 PM (cYBz/)

But they're all weird. Usually at least one non-weird subject in the ONT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)

36 ""In Japan, a wellness practice known as coffin therapy (aka coffin-lying) has grown from a small funeral home experiment into a national trend. The idea is simple: people lie inside a coffin for a short period of time to reflect on life and mortality.

Who among the Horde would do this? ""



Not me, screw that. Let the AWFULs rest in coffins.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)

37 You had actual food to put in the plastic wrap you were chewin' on? Luxury!

Posted by: a random Yorkshireman at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (VHUov)

38 ...while at the same time allowing you to trick your brain into thinking that it is going to receive nutrition.

My brain may not be the sharpest tool in the shed any more but I don't think it's gonna fall for that.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Fs0KI)

39 Met with the oncologist today - he isn't worried about what the PET scan showed (looked like new growth in a couple of different places) 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

Thanks for the thoughts and prayers 😊
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (SRRAx)

Good news, Teresa!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (8zz6B)

40 Thanks for the ONT, Doofster!

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)

41 Berserker-Dragonheads Division

We are going to need a bigger coffin. AWFL be large.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

42 Lots of weird stuff on the ONT tonight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (uQesX)

Doof explores the weird parts of the internet so the rest of us can stay safe. Or, this stuff naturally pops up in his feeds. Who can say?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

43 Top pic is slightly too pinkish and poofterish for my tastes.
Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at February 26, 2026 10:08 PM (oftw2)

Makes me think of the Beach Boys. Or Annette Funicello. Or Annettes breasts...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

44 Jimmys Seafood has Tourette's, h8trz!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (+HNx/)

45 Just forbthe record, I figured thst there would be at least two or three comments posted before I finished typing my excuse.

Not that any of you care.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:16 PM (Hd1lH)

46 DEMONIC FLESH MONSTERS ARE NO JOKE. JUST LIKE THE HEAT.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 26, 2026 10:16 PM (A7N4A)

47 Doof explores the weird parts of the internet so the rest of us can stay safe. Or, this stuff naturally pops up in his feeds. Who can say?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

Maybe I don't want to know what his search history is.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:16 PM (uQesX)

48 She doesn't look Japanese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

Ra's sarcophagus does some strange shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:16 PM (snZF9)

49 There is a new viral weight-loss hack sweeping Chinese social media...

Wifey's family didn't have a lot of money frowing up.
A running joke is eating a bowl of rice while looking at a picture of grilled fish, fried chicken, steak...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:16 PM (/lPRQ)

50 Not that any of us what?

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (7D3Aa)

51 tankdemon

We need a thread for the best excuses. You have some great ones, fur sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

52 38 ...while at the same time allowing you to trick your brain into thinking that it is going to receive nutrition.

My brain may not be the sharpest tool in the shed any more but I don't think it's gonna fall for that.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2026 10:14 PM (Fs0KI)

My brain might fall for it, but my stomach is a bit hard to con.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (Hd1lH)

53 Just forbthe record, I figured thst there would be at least two or three comments posted before I finished typing my excuse.

Not that any of you care.
Posted by: tankdemon


I figured you were actually late, but Ace let you borrow the time machine for the day.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

54 >>> Tonight's ONT brought to you by 1945 Easter gifts

I suspect that photo had been colorized.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

55 I don't even want a coffin when I'm dead - not that I'd notice.😄
I've had my carcass plan in place and paid for for years. Shove my dead ass in the oven, well done, then scatter the ashes.
Ozymandias, I'm not.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (qNwbf)

56 Doof explores the weird parts of the internet so the rest of us can stay safe. Or, this stuff naturally pops up in his feeds. Who can say?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)


Chicken / egg

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (PaI7W)

57 Thanks for the lively Thursday Night ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top. Makes me want to walk on the sand, barefoot of course.

Love the Easter Eggs for Hitler in the bottom photo!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (kB9dk)

58 I did a college tour today for my middle child. It got up to 97 degrees... was not expecting that! The spawn is dragging us to Texas A&M for the Aggieland event on Saturday. I'm wiped out after all that walking today and A&M is a bigger campus than UTSA.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (VCgbV)

59 Have a great night, everyone.

May your source of warmth not run from the room shouting "Get away!'

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

60 Evening Mr Doof.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

61 That top pic doesn't look quite right without Snoop Dog holding up a Dos Equis with a lime in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (+HNx/)

62 Tonight's ONT brought to you by 1945 Easter gifts

I suspect that photo had been colorized.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

*snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 Coffin therapy? We call that kicking the tires.

Posted by: Canada at February 26, 2026 10:19 PM (A7N4A)

64 Thanks for the ONT, Doofster!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 26, 2026 10:15 PM (7D3Aa)


YW!

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:19 PM (PaI7W)

65 "Left wing hockey Twitter has spent the last few days saying Jack Hughes lost “all his fans,” and here he is getting a standing ovation and loud cheers from the NJ Devils crowd..."


And he gets a lot of love from the Buffalo fans for bring Tage out to share in the moment at last nigh's game

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 10:19 PM (3sXRv)

66 Only 50 comments? Rookie numbers!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 26, 2026 10:19 PM (xfRZZ)

67 New Jersey flag is very small.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:20 PM (dAq3u)

68 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doof!
Posted by: TRex - Thursday dino at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (cCn4/)


Yo, Dino!

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:20 PM (PaI7W)

69 53 I figured you were actually late, but Ace let you borrow the time machine for the day.
Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

To be fair, I wasn't the only one late this evening.

Hi, Doof. Problems with the formatting?

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Hd1lH)

70 a horrifying flesh monster seemingly crawling out of the bathroom mirror to grab a flower pot on the sink. It’s the kind of thing only a hallucinating AI algorithm could create
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Yeah, the house is definitely not haunted or anything like that.

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (vSvIl)

71 That was very nice of the troops to send Hitler Easter greetings.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (pP3eq)

72 Hockey is a sport where it's OK to be left wing, as long as you are good on the power play and keep a positive plus-minus going.

Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2026 10:22 PM (qwype)

73 I suspect that photo had been colorized.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

Looks like Kodacolor, which did exist back then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)

74 I don't even want a coffin when I'm dead - not that I'd notice.😄
I've had my carcass plan in place and paid for for years. Shove my dead ass in the oven, well done, then scatter the ashes.
Ozymandias, I'm not.
Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (qNwbf)

Did you know funerals can cost up to $10.000? Investing in a whole life plan for only $6 a month is a good way for your family to have peace of mind.

Posted by: Indian Head Life and Casualty at February 26, 2026 10:22 PM (uQesX)

75 I'm not generally claustrophobic, but just imagining lying in a coffin is making me anxious.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 26, 2026 10:23 PM (ftFVW)

76 Howdy, y'all.

Just wanted to say thanks for all the good prayers and wishes last night for MiladyJo's surgery today. All went very well.

Posted by: mindful webworker - passing by at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (rlEvI)

77 What weirds me out about that flesh monster is - out of all the stuff AI could generate, why the hell did it come up with that? Is there a ghost in the machine?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (k/Sbk)

78 Jimmy Page single is great. Never heard it before. Sounds like something Yardbirds would have recorded.

Posted by: Joemarine at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)

79 Indian Head Life is the only life for me!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (A7N4A)

80 Don’t make a fuss or everyone else will want a demonic flesh monster too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 26, 2026 10:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

81 Great news, mw!

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 26, 2026 10:25 PM (7D3Aa)

82 demonic M1 Abrams>>>demonic flesh monster

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:25 PM (Hd1lH)

83 To be fair, I wasn't the only one late this evening.

Hi, Doof. Problems with the formatting?
Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Hd1lH)


An ONT host is never late. Or early. We control time!!!

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:26 PM (PaI7W)

84 here he is getting a standing ovation

He spoke well for recently losing all those teeth. Mouthguard now, or no point anymore?

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:26 PM (pP3eq)

85 The plastic wrap blocks the taste, too. What possible point is there to that?! Do they know about chewing gum?

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 26, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)

86 82 demonic M1 Abrams>>>demonic flesh monster
Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:25 PM (Hd1lH)

Note: I might be just a teensy bit biased.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:27 PM (Hd1lH)

87 Supporters say the enclosed space provides quiet and privacy
Ummm, so would closing the door to your room. If you constructed housing with things like solid doors, that is. Or just out on some headphones.

But it's just a lame, creepy way to do a sensory deprivation pod, really.

Also:
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 10:09 PM (mP0Kj)

Exactly. Just without the quiet and isolation.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:27 PM (v0Jz3)

88 Howdy, y'all.

Just wanted to say thanks for all the good prayers and wishes last night for MiladyJo's surgery today. All went very well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - passing by at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (rlEvI)

Excellent news, Mindful!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:27 PM (8zz6B)

89 I don't even want a coffin when I'm dead - not that I'd notice.😄
I've had my carcass plan in place and paid for for years. Shove my dead ass in the oven, well done, then scatter the ashes.
Ozymandias, I'm not.
Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (qNwbf)


I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)

90 Young people are putting plastic wrap over their mouths to prevent any calories from making contact with their bodies.
I can't wait until the first one stops air from making contact with their lungs doing this.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (v0Jz3)

91 But it's just a lame, creepy way to do a sensory deprivation pod, really.

--------

But are all the kool kids doing it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (+HNx/)

92 Great news from Teresa in Fort Worth and Milady Jo!

Prayers continue. They work!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 26, 2026 10:29 PM (kB9dk)

93
I highly recommend ignoring asian fads. Besides being driven by unthinking shallow peer pressure if real, I suspect at least that half of them are fakes created to see how many round-eyes destroy themselves while the asians laugh at us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:29 PM (DokPW)

94 An ONT host is never late. Or early. We control time!!!
Posted by: Doof



youtu.be/1fnzcAFy8d8

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:29 PM (yKhjs)

95 Evening everyone, thx Doof.
Hillary has got to be laughing. Unless she's worried about Bubba spilling the beans tomorrow. I would love for him to get back at her for the abuse he suffered through the years by throwing her under the bus. Yup, she stole all the money given for poor, earthquake afflicted Haitians. Yup she came up with Russiagate. Whitewater was her fault. Oh, and she masterminded the Vince Foster murder, here are the tapes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 10:29 PM (HYqoK)

96 Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music

Bulls***.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:30 PM (v0Jz3)

97 I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)


Just don't take any animals with you. Have a few concubines lying around, but no animals.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 10:30 PM (gKDq2)

98 I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

No immolation in a Viking dragon ship?

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 26, 2026 10:30 PM (ftFVW)

99 Ohferpetessakes.

My wife volunteers at a preschool, and told me some kid was poor and loves Spiderman, so I bought him some Spiderman stuff.

She says she can't give it to him because of their gay rules.

I told her to just get me the mailing address and I'll send it to his mother anonymously.

Not a problem, but it's incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:30 PM (BI5O2)

100 Thanks, Doof! Interesting content tonight.

Gotta love Jimmy's Famous Seafood, LOL. Wish there was one near here, I'd buy lunch as often as possible!

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

101 I don't even want a coffin when I'm dead - not that I'd notice.😄
I've had my carcass plan in place and paid for for years. Shove my dead ass in the oven, well done, then scatter the ashes.
Ozymandias, I'm not.
Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 10:18 PM (qNwbf)


I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Lucite block.
Wife can use it as a coffee table.

Or stand it out on the front porch.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)

102 Evening all,

That AI realtor picture is funny. How did they not notice the creature before posting it?

My sister's coworker is still raising funds to help with bills as she fights late stage cervical cancer. She's had to stop working while receiving radiation.

https://tinyurl.com/44a7v6bp

Sadly, Team Lead Jeff who worked at our Walmart Deli passed away yesterday from his cancer. He was a really nice guy.

Posted by: Joyenz at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (2F0/Y)

103 96 Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music

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I'll never forget it. That was the fist time I ever saw a black person on TV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (+HNx/)

104 No immolation in a Viking dragon ship?
Posted by: She Hobbit

You are cordially invited...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (H86MO)

105 I want to fill in the airholes in the plastic back of doggeh's crate because he rubs his nose raw sticking it there during car rides. He's trying to rip it off so he can clamber over to the front seat and do the driving.

He has plenty of air from the front and side grills.

I've tried covering the back with duct tape, cloth, cardboard - he just rips them off.

Should I try some kind of expanding sealant foam?
Help!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:32 PM (vfth7)

106
A&M environment is much better than UTSA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:33 PM (Sh6IX)

107 I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You and Nicholas Cage - he already has his in the St. Louis Cemetery in New Orleans.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 10:34 PM (cYBz/)

108 Thanks for the ONT.

Mouth condoms. Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

I remember when they tried to sell us on the idea for my high school health class.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at February 26, 2026 10:34 PM (NZPfR)

109 I figured you were actually late, but Ace let you borrow the time machine for the day.
Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

To be fair, I wasn't the only one late this evening.

Hi, Doof. Problems with the formatting?
Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (Hd1lH)

He had to calm the hamsters down after they were exposed to the real estate AI photo.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:35 PM (S/Y4j)

110 65 "Left wing hockey Twitter has spent the last few days saying Jack Hughes lost “all his fans,” and here he is getting a standing ovation and loud cheers from the NJ Devils crowd..."


And he gets a lot of love from the Buffalo fans for bring Tage out to share in the moment at last nigh's game
Posted by: browndog says woof



The news has been saying how the US Team has 'lost the room'. The news is right. They lost the news rooms, which is not really a loss.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:35 PM (yKhjs)

111 What weirds me out about that flesh monster is - out of all the stuff AI could generate, why the hell did it come up with that? Is there a ghost in the machine?
Posted by: Tom Servo


Same reason "draw me a human" gets you the random third limb or sixth finger. AI's doesn't know what things are, they just have their training data. "Pictures of mirrors" have people reflected in them, and "pictures of bathrooms" have (partially) naked people, if they have people.

So "AI, improve this picture of a bathroom!" added some naked-person-parts to the mirror, because that's what a picture of a bathroom mirror should look like, if you're an AI with no actual intelligence, but mindless "knowledge" of what a bathroom mirror should look like.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

112 vmom not the foam. nasty shit for a dog to eat. was the cardboard inside or outside?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 10:35 PM (H86MO)

113 Dog used to ride on the console except at the drive through. Then he was over my left shoulder - he knew if it was a chick he would get a treat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:36 PM (Sh6IX)

114 I'm getting a pyramid, fuck it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)

You'll still need a sarcophogus.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (Hd1lH)

115 77 What weirds me out about that flesh monster is - out of all the stuff AI could generate, why the hell did it come up with that? Is there a ghost in the machine?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM
***
Should have added a dinosaur. A bidding war from eager buyers would have resulted.

Posted by: TRex - location, location, location dino at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (cCn4/)

116 I don't even want a coffin when I'm dead - not that I'd notice.😄
I've had my carcass plan in place and paid for for years. Shove my dead ass in the oven, well done, then scatter the ashes.
Ozymandias, I'm not.


Seen on a tshirt: When I go I hope my remains are scattered around Disneyland. I do NOT wish to be cremated first.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (lUFok)

117 Is Spiderman gay?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (Cqx++)

118 I highly recommend ignoring asian fads. Besides being driven by unthinking shallow peer pressure if real, I suspect at least that half of them are fakes created to see how many round-eyes destroy themselves while the asians laugh at us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:29 PM (DokPW)

I think it's more the first one. I had people trying to sell me on the Chinese spiced rocks fad a while ago. I pointed out that, to my knowledge, the practice originated with starving peasant fisherman who sucked on sea rocks because they tasted somewhat like the fish that they were trying to catch.

"Sucks Sea Rocks" is the title of my 2nd album when it comes out.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (NZPfR)

119 I've tried covering the back with duct tape, cloth, cardboard - he just rips them off.

Should I try some kind of expanding sealant foam?
Help!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:32 PM (vfth7)

Wouldn't it be easier on you to just let him drive?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (uQesX)

120 Thanks, Doof! Interesting content tonight.

Gotta love Jimmy's Famous Seafood, LOL. Wish there was one near here, I'd buy lunch as often as possible!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)


There is only one location. A few miles outside of Baltimore. Actually not too far from the Sparrows Point end of the Key Bridge. Remember THAT thing??

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:38 PM (PaI7W)

121 So. I almost adopted a dog today. We were out 4-wheeling in side-by-sides, 7 people in total. Hit the bank of the Gila River, decide the water is too deep, and the bank on the far side too steep to make fording possible. I see a dog on the opposite bank, all alone. We call him, and he wades across the river to us. Long legs, his back never got wet. He was friendly, and very hungry. Had a collar with a name and a phone number. No cell coverage there. So he rides in the back set with me. We get up on a ridge, try the cell again, get through to his owner. "Oh, he's not lost. We were out horseback riding, and he followed along. He likes to roam." We agredd to meet his folks at a helicopter pad a couple of miles back on our trail. Drive there, and wait, and wait, and wait. Finally drop him back off where we picked him up, and left a message.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:38 PM (8zz6B)

122 Jimmy's is a solid spot. I used to eat there when I worked in B'more. Time to order online.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 26, 2026 10:38 PM (baPXJ)

123 A&M environment is much better than UTSA.

Posted by: Braenyard
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My son will be going to UTSA but my daughter is really wanting A&M. My oldest is at Tech and I liked it better than UTSA. Saturday will be my first time at A&M.
My kids are only one grade apart between each one so in the fall I'll have 2 in college then 3 the following year😱

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (VCgbV)

124 --- The news has been saying how the US Team has 'lost the room'. The news is right. They lost the news rooms, which is not really a loss.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Never thought the country would be in this mess.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Sh6IX)

125 ""Young people are putting plastic wrap over their mouths to prevent any calories from making contact with their bodies.""


And they wonder why space aliens don't visit. We're not worth the wear on the Dilithium crystals.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (snZF9)

126 hat weirds me out about that flesh monster is - out of all the stuff AI could generate, why the hell did it come up with that? Is there a ghost in the machine?
Posted by: Tom Servo

Same reason "draw me a human" gets you the random third limb or sixth finger. AI's doesn't know what things are, they just have their training data. "Pictures of mirrors" have people reflected in them, and "pictures of bathrooms" have (partially) naked people, if they have people.

So "AI, improve this picture of a bathroom!" added some naked-person-parts to the mirror, because that's what a picture of a bathroom mirror should look like, if you're an AI with no actual intelligence, but mindless "knowledge" of what a bathroom mirror should look like.
Posted by: mikeski
=====

There is a prosthetic finger you can get and wear when you do 'things'. If a camera takes your picture you can claim it is AI generated due to the sixth finger. Therefore inadmissable.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

127 Had to do a web search for flesh monster. Never heard the term before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

128 Chinese brain are easily hacked.

Posted by: Reforger at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (onCFI)

129 Romeo13

The worst prison in the SU of A has more bunk space than any US Navy ship. Well, except of the Captain's inport Cabin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

While I was a guest at the luxury boy's resort in the foothills of the Colorado Rockies, an article came out about the required space for prisoners (a federal rule, IIRC). In a 2- or 3-man room, and including some portion of the common bathroom space, we were allotted less room than required by those regs for convicted criminals. I made a thing of it at the time.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (v0Jz3)

130 vmom not the foam. nasty shit for a dog to eat. was the cardboard inside or outside?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

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Both!
If I only cover the outside he still attacks the holes
I covered both and he tore off the cardboard then attacked the holes
Most recently I put two layers inside- a fosm kneeling pad over cardboard
He took the foam off on the 5 min trip to the vet,
Then the cardboard on the way back

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (vfth7)

131
When I was a kid, parents were still citing starving people in China who would be grateful to get the food American kids didn't want to eat. (Some of the 'American' food offered was actually kind of weird and bad in my opinion. Telling me about sad sacks in China didn't change that. )

If fatass Chinese people are really sealing food into condoms and throwing it away instead of eating it, then I'm free. We're all free.

I'm going to buy a 20 gallon drum of peanut butter and roll it into a ravine for the animals, to prove a point: I'm an American, and I don't have to share with anyone.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (HLgI3)

132 Wouldn't it be easier on you to just let him drive?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Tempting!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (vfth7)

133 96 Thriller broke racial barriers in popular music.

Oh puh-lease.
More like Leadbelly back in 1910 broke racial barriers in popular music. If you want to credit someone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (k/Sbk)

134 I think I know why so many cities vote Democrat or Socialist.

Cities seem to attract Sucker-Americans.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (S/Y4j)

135 Young people are putting plastic wrap over their mouths to prevent any calories from making contact with their bodies.

I can't wait until the first one stops air from making contact with their lungs doing this.
Posted by: GWB


That was my thought. "In aggregate, it'll cause weight loss, because some percentage of these dopes are going to have a waterboarding spaz attack and inhale the plastic. Death is a great diet."

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

136 "people lie inside a coffin for a short period of time to reflect on life and mortality."

They discovered the goth scene?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

137 Only ONE Jimmy's store? Oh, well... not going to B'more any time soon, if ever.

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm)

138 120 Thanks, Doof! Interesting content tonight.

Gotta love Jimmy's Famous Seafood, LOL. Wish there was one near here, I'd buy lunch as often as possible!
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (rdVOm)

There is only one location. A few miles outside of Baltimore. Actually not too far from the Sparrows Point end of the Key Bridge. Remember THAT thing??
Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:38 PM (PaI7W)

Sparrows Point - wasn't there a big Bethlehem Steel facility there back in the day?

Greetinks Horde!

Happy Friday Eve....not that it matters anymore.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 10:43 PM (QGaXH)

139 Never thought the country would be in this mess.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (Sh6IX)

The Country is actually getting better every day now. The media is just volunteering for extinction, which will make things even better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:43 PM (k/Sbk)

140 I'm going to buy a 20 gallon drum of peanut butter and roll it into a ravine for the animals, to prove a point: I'm an American, and I don't have to share with anyone.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (HLgI3)

Well... it sounds like you're breeding Communist animals, to me. Once the peanut butter stops flowing, those deer will be pounding your door and shouting that nobody is illegal on stolen land.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)

141 Should have added a dinosaur. A bidding war from eager buyers would have resulted.
Posted by: TRex - location, location, location dino at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (cCn4/)

Did you see this?

http://tiny.cc/ynjz001

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:45 PM (Hd1lH)

142 I saw the Demonic Flesh Monsters on a triple bill with the Zombies and Dead Kennedys at the Cow Palace in 1988.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 26, 2026 10:45 PM (KAi1n)

143 117 Is Spiderman gay?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:37 PM (Cqx++)

He IS a little bit faggy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 10:45 PM (hp+RD)

144 is the back flat? maybe a sheet of black lucite, smooth the edges to avoid getting cut. install plastic on outside with carriage bolts, heads on the inside, washers and lock nuts on outside. or a different carrier?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 10:46 PM (FGst3)

145 I'm going to buy a 20 gallon drum of peanut butter and roll it into a ravine for the animals, to prove a point: I'm an American, and I don't have to share with anyone.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (HLgI3)

Well... it sounds like you're breeding Communist animals, to me. Once the peanut butter stops flowing, those deer will be pounding your door and shouting that nobody is illegal on stolen land.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Or...
They would create their own version of a Cargo Cult to call forth more peanut butter.
Those deserves more study and should get a grant$$$

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)

146 from thisdayinmusic.com
Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music
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I'll never forget it. That was the fist time I ever saw a black person on TV.
Posted by: Cicero


Mindless woke journalist, or mindless AI trained on mindless woke journalism?

Or is there a difference?

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 10:46 PM (VHUov)

147 >They discovered the goth scene?
Posted by: Dark Litigator
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Goth Japanese, that'll do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:47 PM (Sh6IX)

148 Just thought I drop this here..."BREAKING: The Supreme Leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan, Hibatullah Akhundzada, has reportedly been killed along with senior Taliban commanders after Pakistani airstrikes targeted headquarters in Kabul, Afghanistan."

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 10:47 PM (/M/4v)

149 >>>Who among the Horde would do this?

DEATH THERAPY!

Posted by: what about Bob? at February 26, 2026 10:47 PM (rbvCR)

150 I saw Easter Eggs For Hitler open for Ghetto Halloween at Mar-a-Lago in 2015.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 10:47 PM (gVUi7)

151 I'm going to peruse the offerings of Jimmy"s Famous Seafood.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2026 10:48 PM (bWZYx)

152 Sparrows Point - wasn't there a big Bethlehem Steel facility there back in the day?


Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 10:43 PM (QGaXH)


Yup. Both of my grandfathers worked there.

Posted by: Doof at February 26, 2026 10:48 PM (PaI7W)

153 There is a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-108
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: February 27, 2026
Launch Time: 5:20 a.m. EST (1020 UTC, 11:20 CET)

https://youtu.be/xv19X0mmQRg

Alternative link if needed

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/VWZ4sNmz5tk

Posted by: Joyenz at February 26, 2026 10:48 PM (2F0/Y)

154
"people lie inside a coffin for a short period of time to reflect on life and mortality."

They discovered the goth scene?
Posted by: Dark Litigator


Morrisey in a Tupperware box.

https://youtu.be/XQR78U6zvGI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)

155 123 A&M environment is much better than UTSA.

Posted by: Braenyard
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My son will be going to UTSA but my daughter is really wanting A&M. My oldest is at Tech and I liked it better than UTSA. Saturday will be my first time at A&M.
My kids are only one grade apart between each one so in the fall I'll have 2 in college then 3 the following year😱
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (VCgbV)

lin-duh

At least you get it all over in one shot, more or less.

My two were five years apart so it ended up being over 10 years of full family contribution.

If the Financial Aid still works the way I remember it, they more kids you have in, the more aid you'll get.

Congratulations on having three college bound or in college kids!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 10:48 PM (QGaXH)

156 127 Had to do a web search for flesh monster. Never heard the term before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

That sounds like one of those terms that lends itself to NSFW content.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (Hd1lH)

157 I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

158 This story out of Afghanistan is actually beautiful, because Pakistan’s ISI created the Taliban, along with Al Qaeda. They were supposed to attack India in Kashmir, but they chose to bite their master’s hand instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:51 PM (k/Sbk)

159 First time I saw blacks on TV was Amos & Andy.
I thought that was NY and neat their apartment was.
We were living in a shotgun house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:51 PM (Sh6IX)

160 Had to do a web search for flesh monster. Never heard the term before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

That sounds like one of those terms that lends itself to NSFW content.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (Hd1lH)

Maybe it swam up out of the terlit. A Flush Monster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (8zz6B)

161 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

162 Mila Antonova is what Greta Thunberg would look like with just two chromosomes.

Posted by: Boomstick at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (FB29S)

163 162 Mila Antonova is what Greta Thunberg would look like with just two chromosomes.

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To be perfectly fair to Bill, have you ever looked at Melinda Gates?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:53 PM (+HNx/)

164 a different carrier?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Might be simpler lol

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:53 PM (vfth7)

165 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++

For reasons that don't concern us. Afghanistan ain't our toilet anymore, and someone else can plunge it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:53 PM (BI5O2)

166 I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

Nat King Cole had his own variety show, IIRC. And the Duke Ellington orchestra was on Tv frequently, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:53 PM (8zz6B)

167 158 This story out of Afghanistan is actually beautiful, because Pakistan’s ISI created the Taliban, along with Al Qaeda. They were supposed to attack India in Kashmir, but they chose to bite their master’s hand instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo



The Afghans are consistent that way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:54 PM (yKhjs)

168 Cab Calloway, Louis Armstrong, on and on - black musicians have always been popular, it’s silly to pretend they weren’t.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:54 PM (k/Sbk)

169 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

Because they can?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (8zz6B)

170 Indian Head Life is the only life for me!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 26, 2026 10:24 PM (A7N4A)

Oh, DAYUM!

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (v0Jz3)

171 158 This story out of Afghanistan is actually beautiful, because Pakistan’s ISI created the Taliban, along with Al Qaeda. They were supposed to attack India in Kashmir, but they chose to bite their master’s hand instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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What about the Balochs?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (Sh6IX)

172 Should I try some kind of expanding sealant foam?
Help!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 10:32 PM (vfth7)


Sheet of plexiglass, maybe?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

173 This story out of Afghanistan is actually beautiful, because Pakistan’s ISI created the Taliban, along with Al Qaeda. They were supposed to attack India in Kashmir, but they chose to bite their master’s hand instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The Afghans are consistent that way.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:54 PM (yKhjs)

It's just woven into their crochet hooks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (S/Y4j)

174 Do they know about chewing gum?
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 26, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)

They swallow.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:56 PM (v0Jz3)

175 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)


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Because if they attacked the Indians they would get their asses kicked?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:56 PM (+HNx/)

176
161 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:52 PM

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The US and Russia are gone from the region. War with India is played out for now. They have to fight somebody.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:56 PM (VWtfl)

177

Indian Lake is a scene you should make
With your little one
Keep it in mind if you're lookin' to find
A place in the summer sun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

178 Question: can you be the #1 post and at the same time apologize for being late?

Posted by: The Grateful at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (OSdcs)

179 But it's just a lame, creepy way to do a sensory deprivation pod, really.

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But are all the kool kids doing it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 10:28 PM (+HNx/)

None have turned into John Hurt, yet.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (v0Jz3)

180 Just wait....

Posted by: Gothzirra!!! at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (GI9/m)

181 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Don't like the way they look at us.

Posted by: Pakistan at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (yKhjs)

182 Greetings, all. I haven't been on here for a few days.

I'm still pissing through a tube, but no longer into a bag, thank all that is good and holy.

My bladder has decided that it's had a long enough vacation and will now go back on the job of forcing the piss out, rather than letting it drain out by gravity. However, it still needs to build up some strength before the catheter can come out for good. GAINZZZ!!!!!

Now instead of a bag, I've got a plug that I can pull and piss "sorta" normally into a toilet (well, except for the rubber hose and cork coming out the end of my junk). I could probably get away with using a public urinal unnoticed unless the next guy was looking a lot closer than he should.

I had two bladder tumors removed. Will have more surgery in probably a month or two to clean up any tumorish stuff that was missed, then proceed based on whether that's completely surgically removable, whether it's grown, etc. (if not, options include chemo, immunotherapy, and removing the bladder completely, which I would obviously prefer to avoid).

Sorry if that's TMI. I'm pretty happy about not having a sloshing bag of piss strapped to my leg.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 10:58 PM (IG3/x)

183 Cab Calloway, Louis Armstrong, on and on - black musicians have always been popular, it’s silly to pretend they weren’t.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:54 PM (k/Sbk)

If you limit the discussion to just rock and roll, Chuck Berry and Little Richard had a huge crossover audience among white teenagers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 10:58 PM (8zz6B)

184
What about the Balochs?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


They are drinking tranya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++)

185 Lucite block.
Wife can use it as a coffee table.

Or stand it out on the front porch.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)

And make the bottom corner of it look like it's melting....

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 10:59 PM (v0Jz3)

186 178 Question: can you be the #1 post and at the same time apologize for being late?
Posted by: The Grateful at February 26, 2026 10:57 PM (OSdcs)

https://youtube.com/shorts/kKQ1jbGdo3o?

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:59 PM (Hd1lH)

187 What about the Balochs?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 10:55 PM (Sh6IX)

Never Mind the Balochs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:00 PM (8zz6B)

188 I'ma call bullshit on "Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music". The '50s, '60s and '70s were full of pop music hits by black artists. Ray Charles, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, The Supremes, Jackson 5, and countless others had chart topping hits long before "Thriller". Yeah, "Thriller" was a huge hit album, but wasn't anywhere near the first by a black artist.

Posted by: a.moron at February 26, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)

189 >>>I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

>Ethel Waters? Had her own show in '39.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 11:00 PM (gVUi7)

190 Like to see some kind of intelligence contest between Afghans and Somalis . ESPN would make a lot of money on stupidity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 11:01 PM (HYqoK)

191 Nat King Cole had his own variety show, IIRC. And the Duke Ellington orchestra was on Tv frequently, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Amos & Andy were early 50s. Nat King Cole was late 50s early 60s. All the race baters are fos.
I think Hoover was right about King. Today people are intentionally exacerbating problems that will work themselves out better in due course.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 11:02 PM (Sh6IX)

192 > More like Leadbelly back in 1910 broke racial barriers in popular music. If you want to credit someone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (k/Sbk)

Sure. Scott Joplin before him. And various minstrel shows even before that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 11:02 PM (IG3/x)

193 Like to see some kind of intelligence contest between Afghans and Somalis . ESPN would make a lot of money on stupidity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 11:01 PM (HYqoK)

Extremely
Stupid
Porn
Network?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:02 PM (S/Y4j)

194 I think I know why so many cities vote Democrat or Socialist.

Cities seem to attract Sucker-Americans.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 10:41 PM (S/Y4j)

They're for people that want to live like TXH1138.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 11:03 PM (snZF9)

195 My friend Grok informs me Fats Waller was the first black musician in TV....

Posted by: The Grateful at February 26, 2026 11:03 PM (OSdcs)

196 I'll give Michael Jackson one "first". He was the first really annoying black singer who got overplayed to death, making me want to strangle him with piano wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

197
Ethel Waters? Had her own show in '39.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Joe Biden watched he show right after the Fireside Chat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 11:05 PM (Cqx++)

198 Actually it was when Captain Kirk kissed Lt. Uhura.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 26, 2026 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

199 Oh, if we're including radio, film and phonograph, it's gotta be at least a century at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:06 PM (BI5O2)

200 This is the original flesh monster:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvcIAgnn-s

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 11:06 PM (k/Sbk)

201 I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

Mother Someone? The video of her singing blues and playing guitar on youTube is from broadcast tv with a live audience.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (v0Jz3)

202 Lean Horne, movies too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (Sh6IX)

203 “Death is as light as a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.” - Imperial Japanese Army

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (hJH5n)

204 I told my boys a very long time ago, if they put my dead body in a coffin and buried me under ground I would come back and haunt their asses.

Burn me. Scatter in the salt water.

Otherwise. Never sleep again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (A5RD0)

205 196 I'll give Michael Jackson one "first". He was the first really annoying black singer who got overplayed to death, making me want to strangle him with piano wire.

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To be fair, he was great with kids and chimpanzees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 11:09 PM (+HNx/)

206 Everyone knows Al Jolson was the first one in tv.

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (8cPKb)

207 Why is Pakistan attacking Afghanistan?
-
Apparently the Taliban attacked several of Pakistan's border posts for some reason.

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (vSvIl)

208 188 I'ma call bullshit on "Thriller broke racial barriers in pop music". The '50s, '60s and '70s were full of pop music hits by black artists. Ray Charles, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, The Supremes, Jackson 5, and countless others had chart topping hits long before "Thriller". Yeah, "Thriller" was a huge hit album, but wasn't anywhere near the first by a black artist.
Posted by: a.moron at February 26, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)

Motown anyone?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (hJH5n)

209 If we're pitting Afghans against Somalis in intellectual games, Afghans will win walking away.

I think you'd have to start recruiting Yemenis if you want the Somalis to ever make the playoffs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)

210 I told my boys a very long time ago, if they put my dead body in a coffin and buried me under ground I would come back and haunt their asses.

Burn me. Scatter in the salt water.

Otherwise. Never sleep again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (A5RD0)

One Viking funeral, coming up!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (S/Y4j)

211 Beginning with, 'I don't care what they say', Michael Jackson brought crap music to a new level.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 11:10 PM (Sh6IX)

212 From the Department of That Didn't Age Well: I started watching the second season of "Castle Rock" on Netflix. Ten minutes in, and white gangsters are shaking down honest, hard-working Somali shopkeepers in rural Maine.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 26, 2026 11:11 PM (zNFTm)

213 Never Mind the Balochs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Oi, go to yer room~!

Posted by: weft cut-Rotten at February 26, 2026 11:11 PM (diia5)

214 My friend Grok informs me Fats Waller was the first black musician in TV....
Posted by: The Grateful at February 26, 2026 11:03 PM (OSdcs)

I really don't know if there are sufficiently good records of pre-War TV to be sure about that. There were so many great black performers in the swing era, who sold many, many records to white audiences. Ellington, Calloway, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton. Question would be: "appeared as a star, or headliner, vs appeared in a variety format."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:11 PM (8zz6B)

215 Sorry if that's TMI. I'm pretty happy about not having a sloshing bag of piss strapped to my leg.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 10:58 PM (IG3/x)

Damn son ...

Prayers up !

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:12 PM (3sXRv)

216 I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

Mother Someone? The video of her singing blues and playing guitar on youTube is from broadcast tv with a live audience.
Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (v0Jz3)

Sorry, it was Sister Rosetta Thorpe I was thinking of:
https://shorturl.at/O5MzQ

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:13 PM (v0Jz3)

217 Micheal Jackson was huge when I was a kid. I still love his songs and dance to his music and am in awe of his dance.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 11:13 PM (A5RD0)

218 No, really, read the other day that the Belochs and a group of Kurds have aligned for a free Balochistan.
This thing with the Pakis and the Afgans may help them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 11:14 PM (Sh6IX)

219 I admit, I like Thriller, both the song and video.

I did take a clip of the end of the song, where Vincent Price is laughing. It makes a great ringtone for someone who's only likely to call or text is family's in the hospital or mortuary. You *know* the call is important.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:14 PM (S/Y4j)

220 Mother Someone? The video of her singing blues and playing guitar on youTube is from broadcast tv with a live audience.
Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (v0Jz3)

Sister Rosetta Tharp?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:14 PM (8zz6B)

221 204 I told my boys a very long time ago, if they put my dead body in a coffin and buried me under ground I would come back and haunt their asses.

Burn me. Scatter in the salt water.

Otherwise. Never sleep again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (A5RD0)

My "ex" was quite adamant about not going in a box, or underground.

We had saved an old wooden Sailfish for that express purpose ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:14 PM (3sXRv)

222 Micheal Jackson was huge when I was a kid. I still love his songs and dance to his music and am in awe of his dance.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Grooming to Rockin Robin with the boom box over the shoulder every day commuting to / from work !

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:16 PM (/lPRQ)

223 My brother had singles from Michael Jackson in the 80s. Nobody in my household or neighborhood considered it remarkable.

It wasn't as if he put it on and an angry mob showed out demanding he shut off that negro music. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:16 PM (BI5O2)

224 I really don't know if there are sufficiently good records of pre-War TV to be sure about that. There were so many great black performers in the swing era, who sold many, many records to white audiences. Ellington, Calloway, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton. Question would be: "appeared as a star, or headliner, vs appeared in a variety format."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:11 PM (8zz6B)


Not tv but Lena Horne starred in her own Broadway show, 'The Lady And Her Music', which ran from 5/81 to 6/82.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 11:17 PM (gKDq2)

225 My "ex" was quite adamant about not going in a box, or underground.

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Has she heard about the Tibetan sky burial?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 11:17 PM (+HNx/)

226 I'm going to be interred in Grant's Tomb. I looked, there's only the General and his wife in there. Plenty of room.

Posted by: Sarcophagus On Order at February 26, 2026 11:18 PM (oftw2)

227 "horrifying flesh monster"

Hey! I resent that.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 26, 2026 11:19 PM (0Htd1)

228 Not tv but Lena Horne starred in her own Broadway show, 'The Lady And Her Music', which ran from 5/81 to 6/82.
Posted by: RickZ

Is that 1881 to 1882?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:20 PM (/lPRQ)

229 Is that 1881 to 1882?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:20 PM (/lPRQ)


Don't think Lena was trodding the Boards of Broadway back in 1882. Be a neat trick, though, as she was born in 1917.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 11:22 PM (gKDq2)

230 Mother Someone? The video of her singing blues and playing guitar on youTube is from broadcast tv with a live audience.
Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (v0Jz3)

Ella Fitzgerald appeared on the fifth ever airing of the Ed Sullivan Show in July, 1948.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:22 PM (8zz6B)

231 227 "horrifying flesh monster"

Hey! I resent that.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 26, 2026 11:19 PM (0Htd1)

Nobody said "whore flesh monster," you filthy sow slattern.

Posted by: Fire-Melted Steel Girder at February 26, 2026 11:23 PM (N9E7h)

232 Good evening morons und danke Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

233 Thanks, Doof.

Great news for Teresa and Milady Jo!

I don't understand why not simply lying in bed or a sofa would be the same as coffin therapy.

That and the condom for food are both retarded. Just don't eat, starve yourself, but don't do that in public!GROSS

I had an anorexic girl on my adult floor once (I guess peds was full). She bit through her lipid IV tube to avoid calories on my shift (I was not pleased but kind to her as I restarted her IV).

She had a 3" thick battered paperback of how much food in calories. After a couple of years as a charge RN, I had seen a lot. But when I walked in on rounds to meet her she took my breath away. A 15yo who looked 90yrs old. I went down to the gift shop and bought a 17 Magazine which I thought more appropriate (at the time not focused on dieting but clothes and make up).

Later that week she went into a respiratory arrest and was sent to ICU as she was persistent in no calories at all entering her body. The story was she and her mother decided to diet and she never stopped.

I think she ended up in a psych hospital. As usual I was not therapeutic with psych patients...but in my weak defense no one was with this child.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 11:25 PM (WONhk)

234 Grooming to Rockin Robin with the boom box over the shoulder every day commuting to / from work !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:16 PM (/lPRQ)
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What it is home slice!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)

235 Hello everyone. Hope all you Morons and Moronettes are having a great week.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)

236
Hi Beckoning Chasm!

How is Robert??

Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:26 PM (3ek7K)

237 Great news Teresa!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 11:26 PM (CHHv1)

238 Has she heard about the Tibetan sky burial?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 11:17 PM (+HNx/)

Can't say that it ever came up in the 45 years we were together ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:27 PM (3sXRv)

239 Great news, Mindful!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 11:27 PM (CHHv1)

240 Not only do I want a traditional burial with a coffin and a funeral Mass, but I prepaid for it. My family will have no reason to go cheap.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 11:28 PM (0Htd1)

241 pocketa pocketa pocketa

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)

242 Rockin' Robin was by Bobby Day. Maybe screechy Jackson covered it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)

243 Yemenis: America's future cancer-curers!

https://tinyurl.com/mhznyhus

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:29 PM (BI5O2)

244 Hello everyone. Hope all you Morons and Moronettes are having a great week.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)
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Started foggy and wet. Ended sunny and 70.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)

245 Teresa -- Very, very good to hear!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (XeU6L)

246

I have told my family to cremate me. Husband and I do not want any service.

We don't see any reason for people to fly here for a funeral if they couldn't take the time to fly here while we were alive.

Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (3ek7K)

247 Rockin' Robin was by Bobby Day. Maybe screechy Jackson covered it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)


The Jackson 5.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (gKDq2)

248 Nobody said "whore flesh monster," you filthy sow slattern.
Posted by: Fire-Melted Steel Girder


In order for her to be a slattern, wouldn't there have to be people willing to have sex with her? I suppose there might be some lesbian beast who would do her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 11:31 PM (0Htd1)

249 @236 he's fine. His hobbies are sleeping, napping, resting and snoozing. He loves to jump on my stomach when I'm trying not to vomit...he's great at inducing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2026 11:31 PM (CHHv1)

250 I always get confused between Robert the Cat and Robert the Trucker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

251 The Jackson 5.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (gKDq2)

That was the cover, then.

The original:

https://youtu.be/LklFP1IG9KY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:33 PM (8zz6B)

252 The Avalanche players have full face shields on their helmets

previously it was just a half shield, down to maybe the nose

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 11:34 PM (ZxPkt)

253 221 204 I told my boys a very long time ago, if they put my dead body in a coffin and buried me under ground I would come back and haunt their asses.
Burn me. Scatter in the salt water.
Otherwise. Never sleep again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 11:08 PM (A5RD0)
..
Told my husband...even if I was more gorgeous than the day he met me he'd better not do the open deal. It is with the lawyer that we'll be cremated. Now have to choose a drawer thing for both urns.Done. I sort of wanted to be shot out of a cannon.

I did note at a recent in-law atheist funeral that altho he was going to be cremated SOMEONE forced us to the open coffin ordeal. After about 3wks. I thought that bizarre and realized there are rent a coffins for this (I think I got that part right). I was a bit flipped out for a week after this.

The funeral was online and our son and DIL watched from FL. He said my husband was first in and almost knocked a wreath into the coffin. Then I arrived and argued with #2 son that I did not want to sit on the front row. He said at this point he was laughing and saying, "Oh, no" at the same time. We went to the back of the chapel. Super weird with an atheist poem.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 11:34 PM (WONhk)

254 Hmm.The discussion of interment methods and the cling wrap item have me thinking

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 11:35 PM (XeU6L)

255 Mills Bros were pretty big in the 40's-50's.
And Frankie Lyman & the Teenagers were a decade before the Jackson 5.

Posted by: Joemarine at February 26, 2026 11:36 PM (y171U)

256 Super weird with an atheist poem.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 11:34 PM (WONhk)

Did it start, "To Whom It May Concern"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:36 PM (8zz6B)

257 Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred...

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 11:38 PM (rdVOm)

258 Hmm.The discussion of interment methods and the cling wrap item have me thinking
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 11:35 PM (XeU6L)

Canada's new MAID protocol is to wrap the person in cling wrap, flip them on their stomach, and use a sledgehammer or an axe? Let the body marinate for a couple of days, then feed it into a chipper for cat food?

I wonder if cats would eat it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:38 PM (S/Y4j)

259 Some more of Yemen's finest:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdynaf5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:38 PM (BI5O2)

260 Christy, we buried out grandfather with a post hole digger because he was not the sort to want to spend extra for the funeral home to just dig a hole to fit an urn.
We had so much fun, years later we buried Mom's urn with the same post hole digger.

I always get asked, "how did you get the cemetery to give you permission to do that yourselves" and I have to admit that it never occurred to us to ask.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

261 255 Mills Bros were pretty big in the 40's-50's.
And Frankie Lyman & the Teenagers were a decade before the Jackson 5.
Posted by: Joemarine at February 26, 2026 11:36 PM (y171U)

My Favorite:
https://tinyurl.com/8w4jtkey

A fun one:
https://tinyurl.com/meax59ty

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (bss/y)

262 If Saturday Night Live were still funny, they would do a skit about rap muzak for elevators.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (8zz6B)

263 I think what the writer was implying is that Michael.Jackson was the first black performer that large numbers of white girls openly "swooned" (to use s '40s term) over.
Prior to that, lots of social opprobrium to.any white girl who said, for instance, "Isn't Nat King Cole dreamy".

Posted by: buddhaha at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (qNwbf)

264 Forecast is for 88 degrees tomorrow.

Do they even know that it's still February?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (+HNx/)

265 Ideally, within the next five years, I'll have enslaved everyone so that they can get to work on my pyramid and accompanying mortuary temple complex. Barring that, who really cares what is done with my unworthy corpse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - possibly your future pharaoh, but probably not at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (jwFh7)

266 > Damn son ...

Prayers up !
Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:12 PM (3sXRv)

Thanks. I'm also back to being able to wear regular pants and put on non-slip-on shoes and socks.

I like wearing sweats and flip-flops, but not all the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (IG3/x)

267 According to EweTube, this is a math question on recent SAT tests.

6x + k = 6x + 5

What is the value of k?

Considering what I read in the news, I wonder how many test takers get this on right.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)

268

Oldest son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren go up in the hills here in SW Wyoming about once a month to dig for fossils and they have a picnic. They have a great time.

I told them to take my ashes with them and put my ashes in a lazy river and have a picnic afterwards.

No fuss no muss.

Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (3ek7K)

269 Forecast is for 88 degrees tomorrow.

Do they even know that it's still February?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (+HNx/)

Springtime for Hitler?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (dK+Kv)

270 Some more of Yemen's finest:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdynaf5
=====

Gee, I wonder what they're shouting?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

271 267 According to EweTube, this is a math question on recent SAT tests.

6x + k = 6x + 5

What is the value of k?

Considering what I read in the news, I wonder how many test takers get this on right.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)

Saw that last night. You keep looking at it crossways, expecting it to be some sort of trick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:43 PM (bss/y)

272 Cremation. Scattered so widely you could never find all the bits.

God has promised me a new body. He doesn't need the old one. His power and promise are my motivators.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:43 PM (v0Jz3)

273 Some more of Yemen's finest:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdynaf5
=====

Gee, I wonder what they're shouting?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

One dude's got a saw? He's going to be doing some terrible pruning?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:44 PM (dK+Kv)

274 Tonight's ONT brought to you by 1945 Easter gifts


By 1945 Adolph would have appreciated them...wait, unfired right?

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 26, 2026 11:45 PM (3/XaG)

275 I fear we've awakened a sleeping giant in Yemen and filled them with a terrible resolve to make topiaries.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:45 PM (dK+Kv)

276 My kids are only one grade apart between each one so in the fall I'll have 2 in college then 3 the following year😱
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at February 26, 2026 10:39 PM (VCgbV)

My folks would have had four in college at once, but I got married. And one brother had a full ride athletic scholarship, so it could have been worse. We also all became legal adults at the same time, when the age thing went into effect in the early '70s.
Good luck with their choices!

Posted by: sal at February 26, 2026 11:45 PM (f+FmA)

277 Rodrigo Borgia -- Hang tough Rodrigo. Sounds like things are looking up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (XeU6L)

278 If Saturday Night Live were still funny, they would do a skit about rap muzak for elevators.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (8zz6B)

I think it was Back In Black or Dirty Deeds I heard as muzak (yes, slowed down and everything) one day that told me I was oooooold. And that was 15 years ago.

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (v0Jz3)

279 157 I wonder who was actually the first black musician on television. I bet it was probably within five years of televisions being mass-produced.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:49 PM (BI5O2)

I don't recall which season it was but watching an old b&w Perry Mason episode from the '50's and the judge was a black woman.

Now it seems like 'Judge' is reserved for the no-nonsense black woman role.

And of course Rochester on Jack Benny probably dates to the early 50's.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (QGaXH)

280 I've left instructions for myself and the late Mrs. Borgia to be scattered up Mineral Creek Valley in Valdez, Alaska.

One of my favorite hikes, back in the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (IG3/x)

281 275 I fear we've awakened a sleeping giant in Yemen and filled them with a terrible resolve to make topiaries.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:45 PM (dK+Kv)

Perhaps a shrubbery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (bss/y)

282 Gee, I wonder what they're shouting?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

"HURRRRR DERRRR!!!!!!"

and then

"MOARRR KHAT!!!!"

and then

"DUUUUUURP."

Only words they know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (BI5O2)

283 Considering what I read in the news, I wonder how many test takers get this on right.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
-------

Look, I wasn't a math major, okay?

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)

284 Perhaps a shrubbery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (bss/y)

They are the knight who say . . . durka durka durka.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (dK+Kv)

285 > 277 Rodrigo Borgia -- Hang tough Rodrigo. Sounds like things are looking up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 11:46 PM (XeU6L)

Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (IG3/x)

286 Oldest son, daughter-in-law and four grandchildren go up in the hills here in SW Wyoming about once a month to dig for fossils and they have a picnic. They have a great time.

I told them to take my ashes with them and put my ashes in a lazy river and have a picnic afterwards.

No fuss no muss.
Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (3ek7K)

Wouldn't it be more fun to bury you up there (no coffin) among the bones, and leave you for someone to discover years later? "Larry! LARRY! I found homo sapiens among the pterodactyl remains!" "Oh boy, I can see the grant money rolling in now!"

Posted by: GWB at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (v0Jz3)

287 Did it start, "To Whom It May Concern"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:36 PM (8zz6B)
........................
It's called "Invictus" by an atheist poet. Since the name of God was never mentioned at their weird wedding, He wasn't mentioned at the funeral, either.

He married into a Catholic family.

The poem is dark. I read it from his obit & blanked out during he entire hideous hour or so we were there. My BIL, whom I am getting back someday, KNEW I did not want to go to the coffin. He put his arm around me & basically dragged me over there with me whisper cussing his doom. I guess people thought I was overcome with grief.

I did glance & for reasons never explained there were large Star War figures and, I think, Lego Figures in the coffin with him. He was a 35yr old guy who never worked but one job I am aware of, not heroic. Kind when I saw him but odd.

I felt a bit drugged for the event as it was so weird but was stone cold sober. I should have had a dram of Scotch prior but forgot.

Our funerals will be a Catholic Mass but with urns. I think that is ok as I am new at this, but cremation is fine and I am glad. I ain't doing the rent a coffin deal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 11:49 PM (WONhk)

288
LOL GWB!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:49 PM (3ek7K)

289 They are the knight who say . . . durka durka durka.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (dK+Kv)

jihad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:50 PM (bss/y)

290 Look, I wasn't a math major, okay?
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
======

That's hot.

Posted by: Gavin's Best Friend's Wife at February 26, 2026 11:51 PM (RIvkX)

291 Some more of Yemen's finest:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdynaf5
=====

Gee, I wonder what they're shouting?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

One dude's got a saw? He's going to be doing some terrible pruning?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:44 PM (dK+Kv)

There's never an A-10 around when you need one. Pity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:51 PM (8zz6B)

292 290 Look, I wasn't a math major, okay?
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 26, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)
======

That's hot.
Posted by: Gavin's Best Friend's Wife at February 26, 2026 11:51 PM (RIvkX)

Man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:51 PM (bss/y)

293 Yemenis are so stupid they're practically zombies. I only dwell on the point because I don't think Somalis are actually the stupidest people on earth... just really close. They can always peer to the North, just past their sloped brows, and feel like Einsteins.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:52 PM (BI5O2)

294 There's never an A-10 around when you need one. Pity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:51 PM (8zz6B)
===

Heh I had the same thought

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:53 PM (RIvkX)

295 226 I'm going to be interred in Grant's Tomb. I looked, there's only the General and his wife in there. Plenty of room.
Posted by: Sarcophagus On Order at February 26, 2026 11:18 PM (oftw2)

My father grew up in NYC. According to him there was a famous history exam question: Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

I think he was joking.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH)

296 223 My brother had singles from Michael Jackson in the 80s. Nobody in my household or neighborhood considered it remarkable.

It wasn't as if he put it on and an angry mob showed out demanding he shut off that negro music. Ridiculous.

In my neck of the woods in the early 80s it was more cultural than racial. You liked rock or you liked dance\disco. MJ was dance pop. First thing that nearly everyone liked was Prince. Dance beat, and hard guitar. I still think Prince could have been MUCH bigger than MJ but for some Princely reason he purposely decided not to

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 26, 2026 11:54 PM (3/XaG)

297 I always get asked, "how did you get the cemetery to give you permission to do that yourselves" and I have to admit that it never occurred to us to ask.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

I grew up with a huge family in our MS farming community. They lived in an antebellum home and have their own cemetery. I sort of like this as cemetery's go.

However, I don't like the expense or thought of the underground deal. So urns it is in a drawer in an old cemetery. We still have to pick out the drawer. I wanted a mausoleum but my husband said no. He puts up with a lot from me but does lower the boom now and then.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 11:54 PM (WONhk)

298 Grooming to Rockin Robin with the boom box over the shoulder every day commuting to / from work !
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Freudian Autocorrect. Heh.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 11:55 PM (VHUov)

299 6x + k = 6x + 5

What is the value of k?

Considering what I read in the news, I wonder how many test takers get this on right.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 26, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)

Since you are solving for k, the value of x is irrelevant. So set x to be zero: 0 + k = 0 + 5, resolves to k = 5

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:55 PM (8zz6B)

300 Since you are solving for k, the value of x is irrelevant. So set x to be zero: 0 + k = 0 + 5, resolves to k = 5
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:55 PM (8zz6B)

Huh. I would have subtracted 6x from both sides of the equation and got the same thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:57 PM (bss/y)

301 Yemenis are so stupid they're practically zombies. I only dwell on the point because I don't think Somalis are actually the stupidest people on earth... just really close. They can always peer to the North, just past their sloped brows, and feel like Einsteins.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 11:52 PM (BI5O2)

Actually, I think that's a real old pic, showing fans of the ayatollah Khomeini. Maybe 1980's?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (8zz6B)

302 I would think Gavin's stunt would end his political career, but John Murtha called his voters racist and they voted for him anyway so there are just too many people that don't care how much their civil servants disrespect them.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (sKqQm)

303 I spotted what may have been an 'ette mobile today.

White Chevy Silverado pickup, raised, partly covered with mud and showing a fluffy pink steering wheel cover.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

304 Gavin Newsom is truly empty-headed

He is the kind of dumb that cannot perceive itself.

Just rote phrases, emoting, verbal and physical tics, and bullsh*t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (RIvkX)

305 According to EweTube, this is a math question on recent SAT tests.
6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?
Considering what I read in the news, I wonder how many test takers get this on right.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Wait, what, this is a math problem on a test...
That is my immediate thought.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)

306 An alliance formed, February 22, 2026, between Kurdish and Balochi groups, is a significant development in their political and military cooperation. This collaboration comes in the context of shared grievances against the governmentsof Iran and Pakistan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:00 AM (Sh6IX)

307 246

I have told my family to cremate me. Husband and I do not want any service.

We don't see any reason for people to fly here for a funeral if they couldn't take the time to fly here while we were alive.

Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2026 11:30 PM (3ek7K)

Funeral's and wakes are for the living. I want mine to be joyful and with plenty of '60s and 70's music....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:00 AM (QGaXH)

308 Hmm.The discussion of interment methods and the cling wrap item have me thinking
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I recommend it. Cuts down on freezer burn.

Posted by: zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at February 27, 2026 12:00 AM (VHUov)

309 303 I spotted what may have been an 'ette mobile today.

White Chevy Silverado pickup, raised, partly covered with mud and showing a fluffy pink steering wheel cover.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

Could have been garrett.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - possibly your future pharaoh, but probably not at February 27, 2026 12:01 AM (jwFh7)

310 6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?


That's like, easy.

x means like 10 or something. And k is like ah...wait I that's a metric thing. Its 1000!

So like its 1070. Duh. Oh I forgot the right side. Because the right side is like evil n'stuff, so altogether its like uh 1145. That's right can you handle THIS GIRLBOSS showing you NAZIs how it is done?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 27, 2026 12:02 AM (sKqQm)

311 Newsom is a scion of one of CA's four families.

He is what he is because that's all he needed to be to upgrade the silver spoon he was born with

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:03 AM (sKqQm)

312 So I asked Adolph about Easter eggs. He told me "I'll take one."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 12:03 AM (plFPI)

313 I spotted what may have been an 'ette mobile today.

White Chevy Silverado pickup, raised, partly covered with mud and showing a fluffy pink steering wheel cover.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


One of:

1) 'Ette
B) Dude who lost a bet
3) "Are you gonna mess with a guy who has....."

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2026 12:04 AM (VHUov)

314 Some old-school music to honor the Lone Star State:

LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/32p75ah3

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 12:04 AM (rj6Yv)

315 Mr. S wants to be cremated and have his ashes buried in an old family cemetery in East Texas that is now on someone else's farm. I may or may not be there, b/c I do not want to be cremated and I can't see how we would manage the logistics...

Posted by: sal at February 27, 2026 12:05 AM (f+FmA)

316 Actually, I think that's a real old pic, showing fans of the ayatollah Khomeini. Maybe 1980's?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:58 PM (

No, it's current. They remain huge fans to this day. They chew khat, hoist photos of Persians who despise them, wave rifles around, scream, and breed with their family members.

It's the Yemeni Way. If they didn't have those Persisn subsidies, they'd have to work, and no Arab can countenance that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 12:05 AM (BI5O2)

317 6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 27, 2026 12:02 AM (sKqQm)
-

https://youtu.be/HQnZJ1fr_Fw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 12:06 AM (plFPI)

318 The first successful black musician in America was arguably George W. Johnson - he made phonograph records in 1890...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2026 12:06 AM (sKqQm)

319 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2026 12:06 AM (IG3/x)

320 To divert from the coffin talk, my day has been different!

I had some benign things whacked and burned off my supermodel face. The derm esthetician went a bit wild, bless her, and seemed to enjoy her job. I did not know to put the numbing cream ALL OVER my face and only did on the small lumps that annoyed me. Well. The cream doesn't work that well to begin with...

For 30min I endured a walloping bit of pain all over my face and I'd better look good in two weeks vs like I have chickenpox. I plan to stay inside for days vs scaring people in public.

I saw one crazy woman in FL at TJ Maxx who'd had (I figured out) a CO2 laser with seeping wounds under the entire scabbed face. At first I blessed her heart in my mind,thinking she was a brave burn patient. Instead she was from South America on a plastic surgery tour.

My husband drove me and said I walked out to find the car in a zombie state. I have a high pain tolerance and woweee it hurt. Took a rare 2hr nap and all will be well. I don't look great at this point but I will soonish.

I will never have a CO2 laser, face lift, eyebrow lift,or silicon tire butt lift. If I go through a windshield,yes, I will seek help.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:07 AM (WONhk)

321 310 6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?

X is always the answer. Or, "you find it!" Plus I don't care, which is how my 9th grade algebra went and I flunked. Passed in college and loved trig.

I have a horror that I may have to figure an equation out or a math world problem at the pearly gates. Hope I get options. Plus I know I will be welcomed even if I say X.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:10 AM (WONhk)

322 #Afghanistan claims it shot down at least one Pakistani jet which violated its airspace. #Afghanistan says #Pakistan is losing this war.
---

So, the dope heads learned how to use the stuff Joey B. left for them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (Sh6IX)

323 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:07 AM (WONhk)

====
Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (RIvkX)

324 314
Nice one, mrp!
I will link my annual favorite on Independence Day.

Posted by: sal at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (f+FmA)

325 I should have noted they scream retardedly. It's always extra retarded sounding.

"HURRRR DERRRRP"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (BI5O2)

326 I'll give Michael Jackson one "first". He was the first really annoying black singer who got overplayed to death, making me want to strangle him with piano wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

Not gonna argue. I have no respect for a dude with that kind of money who builds a frigging Ferris wheel instead of a pirate ship.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9)

327 317 6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 27, 2026 12:02 AM (sKqQm)
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https://youtu.be/HQnZJ1fr_Fw
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 12:06 AM (plFPI)

See also 'Ma and Pa Kettle Math ' on ewe toob

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:12 AM (QGaXH)

328 muzzie v muzzie has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:12 AM (Sh6IX)

329 I posted earlier but I suspect you took off for being in pain,

I wanted to ask if you had the Mohs surgery, hoped they got it all in spite of the pain, and wanted to know how long the doctor said you would be "restaurant ready"

Dad and an old friend had that, and they both found it not fun.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 12:13 AM (rbvCR)

330 Today was sunny and nice out, almost 60* again. Had lunch with hubby & sat in the sun while he smoked a cig after lunch.

Missed a call on landline this morning, that really got me anxious: from (if it wasn't a scammer spoofing that number) a non-emergency medical transport company near Boise.

Freaked me right out and I was scared all day that BIL was gonna just show up at my door! Could still happen I guess. Ugh, what a shitshow that would be...

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

331 #Afghanistan claims it shot down at least one Pakistani jet which violated its airspace. #Afghanistan says #Pakistan is losing this war.
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So, the dope heads learned how to use the stuff Joey B. left for them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (Sh6IX)

With any luck they'll piss it all away in skirmishes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

332 321 310 6x + k = 6x + 5
What is the value of k?

X is always the answer. Or, "you find it!" Plus I don't care, which is how my 9th grade algebra went and I flunked. Passed in college and loved trig.

I have a horror that I may have to figure an equation out or a math world problem at the pearly gates. Hope I get options. Plus I know I will be welcomed even if I say X.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:10 AM (WONhk)

My late father always said he worried he'd get to the Pearly Gates, everything would check out and then St. Peter would say 'one last thing, solve this math problem: Train A leaves Chicago.......'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)

333 Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (RIvkX)

Thanks, but it is NOTHING. A cosmetic deal to prevent me growing a unicorn horn just above my pig nose. It was cosmetic and I inherited this deal of basically plugged oil glands from my grandmother. I never had acne to plague me as a teen so I have this. I will be fine and took 2 Advil and napped.

I was not expecting the pain. She said I did well as I didn't moan or twitch. I guess some people do a lot more than be stoic.

I pray for people like Rodrigo, whig, Teresa, etc. This is a nothing burger, but made for a different day than my usual day. My husband said I looked pretty insane and he knows I can handle pain well. I was glad he drove me vs me driving through a shopping mall and making the news.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:16 AM (WONhk)

334 My late father always said he worried he'd get to the Pearly Gates, everything would check out and then St. Peter would say 'one last thing, solve this math problem: Train A leaves Chicago.......'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)

Yep! My horror as well, altho I know the Bible doesn't mention algebra or math as needed. I've got this!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:18 AM (WONhk)

335 326 I'll give Michael Jackson one "first". He was the first really annoying black singer who got overplayed to death, making me want to strangle him with piano wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

Not gonna argue. I have no respect for a dude with that kind of money who builds a frigging Ferris wheel instead of a pirate ship.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9)

Well, his place, what'd he call it ? Wonderland? was pretty far inland in the Santa Ynez Valley......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:18 AM (QGaXH)

336 Who who's buried in Grant's Tomb joke is that people answer "General Grant" when asked who is buried there. Almost no one knows his wife Julia is also interred there. They are not buried.

Posted by: Twogether In The Hereafter at February 27, 2026 12:19 AM (oftw2)

337 Well, his place, what'd he call it ? Wonderland? was pretty far inland in the Santa Ynez Valley......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:18 AM (QGaXH)

Thats 2 strikes, he didn't buy a frigging island. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 12:20 AM (snZF9)

338 I once saw a video of a Yemeni, and I couldn't believe my eyes... he appeared physiologically like a modern human, went to Harvard, and became an attorney. He talked (in English!) about struggling to learn about Western niceties like not standing on the rim of the toilet when you pee.

Then the penny dropped.

He wasn't really Yemeni. He'd been born there, but he was one of the Jewish slaves the American Jews purchased from their King back in the '70s, and brought here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 12:21 AM (BI5O2)

339 The Avalanche players have full face shields on their helmets
previously it was just a half shield, down to maybe the nose
Posted by: Don Black
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The amateur leagues have required full face shields since around 1978. Every player in the NHL has played with a full.face shield from the first time on the ice until they went into major juniors or pro. It was just a matter of time before common sense overcame macho and inertia.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 27, 2026 12:21 AM (qNwbf)

340 Another Carson show from 1972:

https://tinyurl.com/4tx9cf89

I thought this interesting because it has commercials included.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:22 AM (bss/y)

341 I have a horror that I may have to figure an equation out or a math world problem at the pearly gates. Hope I get options. Plus I know I will be welcomed even if I say X.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:10 AM (WONhk)


Riddle, Task, or . . .

youtu.be/FAQWRBCt_5E

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 12:23 AM (rbvCR)

342 I wanted to ask if you had the Mohs surgery, hoped they got it all in spite of the pain, and wanted to know how long the doctor said you would be "restaurant ready"

Dad and an old friend had that, and they both found it not fun.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 12:13 AM (rbvCR)

Oh, no, honey. I am sadly familiar with MOH's. Four yrs ago I had what I thought was a clogged pore on my nose. Basal cell. The MOH's doc took so much off I needed plastic surgery. Met that doc that afternoon and the next morning he carved me like a pumpkin.It was horrific, my husband took great care of me, and now you can only see the scars if you look for them.

I also had an early melanoma 26yrs ago on my shoulder from baking in the sun swimming for most of my life. That was a wide excision and caught early.

This was my last hurrah of getting some bumps removed and cosmetic, not cancer.. I figure when they return in 10yrs, surely I won't care at that point!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:24 AM (WONhk)

343 Christy, we buried out grandfather with a post hole digger because he was not the sort to want to spend extra for the funeral home to just dig a hole to fit an urn.
We had so much fun, years later we buried Mom's urn with the same post hole digger.

I always get asked, "how did you get the cemetery to give you permission to do that yourselves" and I have to admit that it never occurred to us to ask.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

Dad coached Little League baseball for years. We buried his ashes behind the pitcher's mound on the field he coached. The next Spring the all star team from the field lost to California at the Little League World series, one game away from playing against the foreign champions. We like to think that dad had played a roll in their success.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 12:24 AM (ggkmJ)

344 Funerals and memorials are for the living, and the descendants. I’m fine with them doing what they feel they must, but I really don’t care what happens to this carcass once I’m no longer in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 12:25 AM (k/Sbk)

345 I don't look great at this point but I will soonish.
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Were it me, I would make up a wildly embellished story. Killer bee attack?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:27 AM (XeU6L)

346 Oh, and Kindltot... thank you for your kindness. For the MOH's they had me put a 10mg Valium under my tongue, which worked well.

For the facial carving after MOH's I was knocked out on stuff like for a colonoscopy, but not general anesthesia.

The cute little esthetician did ask if we were "going out to eat" after the torture. I said no, home. I rarely leave the house without mascara unless the house is on fire. So, no way am I going out to lunch looking like I'd been dragged through a rosebush.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:27 AM (WONhk)

347 >>I will never have a CO2 laser, face lift, eyebrow lift,or silicon tire butt lift. If I go through a windshield,yes, I will seek help.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Went today myself. When she finished she was crunching up an ice pack, I said, wait, I'll use it when I get home. By the time I made it to my vehicle I was popping that bag.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:27 AM (Sh6IX)

348 S/b '40s, not '70s

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 12:28 AM (BI5O2)

349 So there I was last night, browsing music videos on YouTube, when I found an Arctic Monkeys video's comment section claiming that the drummer Matt Helders (who is quite good) just kind of fell into the role by default, to play with his friends with guitars. So today I looked it up, and it appears to be true!

"Arctic Monkeys’ Matt Helders at 16 – he left school and spent his savings on a drum kit stored in Alex Turner’s garage"
https://tinyurl.com/57en3xb6

So I went looking for an example to link in this post, and I remembered that this one had some really epic drumming:

Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon (Official Video)
youtube.com/watch?v=PeQAZsyucbQ

So then I'm reading the comments, it's the first song on their first album, perfect, and then I get to this:

"@keithmartin7545
4 years ago
I worked on the casting for this video and drummer is not model ,but street cast real drummer who was actually reluctant to appear being a musician himself with own band .Thank god for our very persuasive Director ,Wiz and an amazing performance by Adam ."

Screw it. I'm not looking for another example for you guys. The business side of the music business is weird, man.

Posted by: SciVo at February 27, 2026 12:29 AM (Sy6m/)

350 Were it me, I would make up a wildly embellished story. Killer bee attack?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:27 AM (XeU6L)

Ha! I ain't going anywhere. Well, I have to go somewhere Monday morning and meet a stranger and told her I won't look so good.

"I was hunting with Dick Cheney" is about right. Buckshot face. My late brother would give me a name and my other one probably will along with sons. My life is torture so what's a few spots?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:30 AM (WONhk)

351
My husband is 80, he is very sick and not going to be here much longer.

You know what would be great for him?

If people would come here while he is still alive to visit and relive the memories of the past.

So fuck the Showing up because funerals are for the living.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 12:31 AM (3ek7K)

352 We like to think that dad had played a roll in their success.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 12:24 AM (ggkmJ)

That's a cool story. I want my urn to be next to my husband's urn. In a drawer. We better not be in two drawers, but that's something to find out this year. At least we have stuff on paper.

My grandmother and her widow lady neighbors had their plans down to ever detail. One neighbor lady in the '70's laid herself out in her attire and had someone take a Polaroid. We laughed. We are not going that far.

My mother is 95yrs old and I think has it all spelled out for us in detail. We are a non-open casket family, which baffles people and we don't much care!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:35 AM (WONhk)

353 So fuck the Showing up because funerals are for the living.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 27, 2026 12:31 AM (3ek7K)

I'm sorry, dear lady. I didn't know.

Tell these people to get a move on and come see him!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 12:36 AM (WONhk)

354 Well I'm going to call it a night. Just after 9:30 here. Maybe pop into one of the morning threads.....

I recorded a cheery little movie with Gregory Peck from the 1950's called 'On the Beach'. I'll watch a little of it before turning in....

Maybe it'll cheer me up a little...kinda like Frankie and Annette Down Under....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 27, 2026 12:40 AM (QGaXH)

355 If people would come here while he is still alive to visit and relive the memories of the past.
So fuck the Showing up because funerals are for the living.
Posted by: fourseasons
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Agree!
{fourseasons and Mr.}

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)

356 Coffin therapy? I’ll give it a try! Do I have to wear pants?

Posted by: Robert Carradine at February 27, 2026 12:41 AM (duOzU)

357 >>Maybe it'll cheer me up a little...
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You feelin' OK there, ARiK? On the Beach right before shuteye? Ooooof!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)

358 Yeah, all the death & funeral planning talk *is* kinda depressing. I see ARiK's point, now. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

359 Do like the Italians. Pay some friends to come and comfort him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:46 AM (Sh6IX)

360 You feelin' OK there, ARiK? On the Beach right before shuteye? Ooooof!
Posted by: JQ
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Yeah. Not exactly Frankie and Annette playing beach blanket bingo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:51 AM (XeU6L)

361 Sister Rosetta Tharpe

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 27, 2026 12:53 AM (Vvh2V)

362 Not exactly Frankie and Annette playing beach blanket bingo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I read the book. Felt so utterly hopeless and empty at the end! Yuck!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:54 AM (rdVOm)

363
Hola!

What news of "Nope Brigade", the self-described "scholar of the far right" who fled California with her lesbian pal, dog and cat for the leftist utopia of Vancouver, British Columbia, found it not to their liking, and posted a begging for bucks short and whiny appeal on TikTok?

Will they realize their fondest goal for leftist "liberty"? The Magic 8-Ball laughs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 12:56 AM (xG4kz)

364
Why don't they simply eat deep fat fried balls of cling wrap?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 12:58 AM (xG4kz)

365 Do like the Italians. Pay some friends to come and comfort him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 12:46 AM (Sh6IX)

Italians pay? Shit, they come for the food. My grandmother's stove burned like the flame on kennedy's grave. There were always people stopping by. Her friend a few houses away had brick ovens in her backyard where she baked bread, and eventually launched a pretty well known bread company in the area. The whole frigging block was people visiting each other and eating. Nobody was ever alone. I was a little too young to realize how good it was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 12:58 AM (snZF9)

366 If people would come here while he is still alive to visit and relive the memories of the past.
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I make an absolute point of visiting anyone that I know who is hospitalized, or living in assisted living.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 12:59 AM (XeU6L)

367 I thought this interesting because it has commercials included.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2026 12:22 AM (bss/y)

Back when late night was funny. I loved Johnny Carson.

The only guy I wish was still on is Craig Ferguson. However, he's happy in a castle in Scotland. I love him, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:01 AM (WONhk)

368 I read the book. Felt so utterly hopeless and empty at the end! Yuck!
Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:54 AM (rdVOm)

And mostly bullshit, too. An all-out nuclear exchange would wreck a lot of cities, but life on Earth would continue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 01:01 AM (8zz6B)

369 AOP-- I wish I'd "cheated" and skipped to the last chapter on that one... I'll never get back the hour or two that it took to read it in full, and would've *happily* handed it back to my brother. (swidt?)

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm)

370 And I am out for the night. It was a long day. Saw a lot of country, some of it twice. We forded the Gila river three times, getting stuck in the river once, and water came into the vehicle and filled my boots up. So I had soggy feet for the rest of the day.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 01:05 AM (8zz6B)

371
Freaked me right out and I was scared all day that BIL was gonna just show up at my door! Could still happen I guess. Ugh, what a shitshow that would be...
Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)


I thought he was in another state? No,you do not need that!

Gotta go to bed and have read that our bodies repair when asleep. Of course first I have to do other things, but I wish you all wonderful sleep!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:06 AM (WONhk)

372 And mostly bullshit, too. An all-out nuclear exchange would wreck a lot of cities, but life on Earth would continue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 01:01 AM (8zz6B)

They really pushed that nuclear winter shit when we were kids.

Posted by: Reforger at February 27, 2026 01:06 AM (onCFI)

373
My mother is 95yrs old and I think has it all spelled out for us in detail. We are a non-open casket family, which baffles people and we don't much care!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Do a full "Christmas Story" closed casket funeral. Stencil "FRAGILE" on its exterior and then make a point of loudly repeating Ralphie's father's line upon his receipt and opening of his very own wooden crate filled with excelsior: "Why, there could be anything in there!"

Keep 'em guessing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 01:08 AM (xG4kz)

374 'Night, ChristyBlinky. Sleep well and heal well!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)

375
They really pushed that nuclear winter shit when we were kids.
Posted by: Reforger


And Carl "Bealyuns and Bealyuns of Stars" Sagan was its prophet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 01:10 AM (xG4kz)

376 You, too, sleep well, princess!

Have you heard from tcn? I pray for her and grandson every night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:10 AM (WONhk)

377 Looks like Paramount has sealed the deal for CNN. The Daily Beast is severely butt-hurt about it.

The speculation is that CNN operations will fall into Bari Weiss's portfolio. Oh, the wailing and gnashing of teeth to follow.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 01:12 AM (rj6Yv)

378 The only guy I wish was still on is Craig Ferguson. However, he's happy in a castle in Scotland. I love him, too.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:01 AM (WONhk)

He still hops back over to do stand-up. I saw him in the last couple of years in Denver. He's great too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - possibly your future pharaoh, but probably not at February 27, 2026 01:12 AM (jwFh7)

379 Do like the Italians. Pay some friends to come and comfort him.
Posted by: Braenyard


We're right here.

Posted by: Ghanian funeral dancers at February 27, 2026 01:13 AM (VHUov)

380 Have seen tcn post recently, but haven't noticed any "new" news about the situation.

Praying for good outcome!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

381
The speculation is that CNN operations will fall into Bari Weiss's portfolio. Oh, the wailing and gnashing of teeth to follow.
Posted by: mrp


Would that mean that "Tater" Stelter might finally get mashed?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 01:15 AM (xG4kz)

382 I make an absolute point of visiting anyone that I know who is hospitalized, or living in assisted living.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


One of the more difficult of the Corporal Works of Mercy.

Bless you for doing so.

Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2026 01:16 AM (VHUov)

383 Would that mean that "Tater" Stelter might finally get mashed?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 01:15 AM (xG4kz)
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Weiss might ask him to wear trousers to work.

Posted by: mrp at February 27, 2026 01:17 AM (rj6Yv)

384 Keep 'em guessing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2026 01:08 AM (xG4kz)


She'd return to haunt us forevermore! It will be all proper with no hiccups unless the weirdest of our cousin's feral second husband comes. My brother and I have been told he's not allowed. We are unsure how that will go. She can't stand him after what he did at her sister's funeral.

No one knows him. My mother, who is computer savvy ran a criminal search on him,etc. He shows up and to "help" the funeral ghoul director, he yells "QUIET" very loudly. Then does it again at the church reception. Had she not been a proper Southern lady she would have made a scene.

My cousin is a dingbat and she hopes they don't have GPS on their car to "visit" her someday on the farm. I told her not to answer the door (they'd have to climb over a gate to the driveway for starters).

Otherwise it should all be a solumn and sad affair. However, she will be in heaven and has outlived her entire family and friends and I know misses them. So this will be my comfort.

She's healthy still and living alone (with a burglar alarm, an emergency necklace, and a son who lives 1/4 mi away).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:17 AM (WONhk)

385 380 Have seen tcn post recently, but haven't noticed any "new" news about the situation.

Praying for good outcome!
Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

Thanks. It has to be overwhelming and I know I'd go insane. Good night.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 27, 2026 01:19 AM (WONhk)

386 Hey Horde, just poured myself a wee one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 01:22 AM (0nHVk)

387 Hi, Debby. Any thawing/melting yet? Hope you're staying warm!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

388 Hey Horde, just poured myself a wee one.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 01:22 AM (0nHVk)

Oooh you reminded me. I started a new bottle last night. I never crave alcohol, so I have to be reminded of this shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 01:36 AM (snZF9)

389 Women and girls in motor sports update: Hailie Deegan and Jade Avedisian will be racing this weekend in arca west kern co. Attempts by sexists at getting nascar driver Natalie Decker banned after her Daytona nascar race as she now has more races coming at Talladega and Pocono. (all publicity is good publicity!) Katherine Legge is trying to break thru the indy car misogynists to run the double at Phoenix if she can get a car away from the sexists to race. Luna Fluxa 15 and woman to run in formula 1 will race in Spain this weekend trying to get her first formula win. She finished 2nd on the podium last week.

Posted by: nascar raimondo at February 27, 2026 01:43 AM (XkuaK)

390 JQ, I wrote this whole long response to you about the weather here and it vanished into cyberspace, I had to reload the ONT. Anyway, we are melting a bit, sounds like you had a nice day with your hubby.

Bers, the only time I remember to buy myself a bottle is based upon weather reports. Too hot, cold, rainy, sunny etc., I figure I'll need to have a bottle on hand.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 01:49 AM (0nHVk)

391 Glad winter is subsiding there, Debby. Hope Spring arrives on time!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

392 Daffodils are getting tall here but not blooming yet. There are some teeny daffodils blooming at the nursing home, but they are a super early variety. I used to have some, but they've died out after 20 years. Should plant more, they are cute.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)

393 Posted by: nascar raimondo at February 27, 2026 01:43 AM (XkuaK)

Thanks for the update!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 27, 2026 02:05 AM (Vvh2V)

394 Bers, HD 2003 Softail Anv. Version 27K. Dead clean. It is an auction, current bid $2800. Q1: 27k, is that a lot of miles, medium miles, not sure how to understand that. Q2: Are mid 2000 bikes good values in good condition.

I got wised up to softails, clever design. This whole bike project is proving to be a time sink and it has been a hoot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 27, 2026 02:05 AM (BnDlA)

395 I wonder if any of these NASCAR women are transgender. While we are talking about NASCAR, has Bubba Wallace recovered from the KKK garage pull hoax or are they paying him reparations?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 02:10 AM (0nHVk)

396 It's time to strike Iran. The build up is done, and they remain belligerent. Get it done.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 02:13 AM (gVUi7)

397 400? easy - should try for 500
:-]

Posted by: Late Night Lurker at February 27, 2026 02:14 AM (2jC00)

398 JQ it's for you

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Posted by: Late Night Lurker at February 27, 2026 02:17 AM (2jC00)

399 When will American Citizens receive *reparations* for all the theft of tax dollars by foreigners?

Yeah, yeah, I crack myself up! LOL, hahaha.

GRRRRRR!!!!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

400 400

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

401 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 02:19 AM (plFPI)

402 DANG!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 02:19 AM (plFPI)

403 %applause%

Now 2 sleeep

Posted by: Late Night Lurker at February 27, 2026 02:20 AM (2jC00)

404 Boing?

Boom Tschak!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

405 400?
Good night.
Wife's been on my ... case... about staying up to late, so, at least for tonight, crawling in next to a warm body while she's still awake.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 27, 2026 02:21 AM (qNwbf)

406 >>crawling in next to a warm body while she's still awake.
Posted by: buddhaha
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Enjoy it while you still can, buddhaha. I'd give anything to sleep next to hubby again.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)

407 Boing?

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
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Click on the link in my sig. Dontcha know?!?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 02:23 AM (plFPI)

408 Haha, BD! When Cat comes back, I'll *boing* it for him & watch his reaction. Critters seem to like those door sproingers.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

409 https://youtu.be/Ve0MPWQrG2g

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)

410 Bers, HD 2003 Softail Anv. Version 27K. Dead clean. It is an auction, current bid $2800. Q1: 27k, is that a lot of miles, medium miles, not sure how to understand that. Q2: Are mid 2000 bikes good values in good condition.

I got wised up to softails, clever design. This whole bike project is proving to be a time sink and it has been a hoot.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 27, 2026 02:05 AM (BnDlA)

Ok. A clean 2003 softail is worth 3k all day long, thats a steal. A few things though. It has the old style cam chain tensioners. They are pretty much dead at 30K miles and going farther is a serious risk. They improved them in 2007, better material, and hydraulic instead of spring tension. I took apart a 2012 yesterday with 50K on it and one of the tensioners looked practically new, the other had minimal wear. Its a better system, but...they did a bonehead move. The 1999-2006 had actual roller bearings in the cam door the cams ride in. In 2007 they got rid of the bearings and the cams literally ride on the aluminum. The one I took apart yesterday had a worn door and the rear cam was rattling in the bore, it was gone. continued..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 02:29 AM (snZF9)

411 Such valuable details Bers. Thanks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 27, 2026 02:35 AM (BnDlA)

412
When will American Citizens receive *reparations* for all the theft of tax dollars by foreigners?

Yeah, yeah, I crack myself up! LOL, hahaha.

GRRRRRR!!!!
Posted by: JQ

===============

Hey, JQ. The government did after all steal our labor in order to support those people. Looks like slavery to me!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2026 02:38 AM (5pERN)

413 The government did after all steal our labor in order to support those people. Looks like slavery to me!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Yep!
Citizens of USA vs Gubbermint of USA... and SCOTUS would likely tell us "no standing"

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

414 So because the cam plate was bad we had to order a new one. We got an S&S cam plate which is top shelf stuff. It has bronze bushings than can replaced. Also, in 2007 they got 6 speed transmissions and the cubic inches was bumped up to 96" instead of the 88" the older ones were. In the end there are cures for either engine. Most people will do a gear drive and eliminate the chain and tensioners and be free of that forever. The earlier ones can be found with carburetors instead of fuel injection, and the earliest fuel injection was shit, you can't even find most parts. They changed to the new system in around 2002. There are pros and cons of each version of twin cam engine softaisl. 5 speed verses 6 speed, 88" verses 96". better cam chain tensioners verses older style, bearings verses no bearings. Personally, I love the evo engine softail. I have 3 of them. Its an 80" 5 speed, no cam tensioner shit, its all single cam and all gear driven, and super reliable. I like 1993 to 1996 as probably having the best of everything for a bunch of reasons. The twin cams are faster and smoother, and there are things I like, but there are a few issues. Easily cured, but takes money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 02:44 AM (snZF9)

415 380 Have seen tcn post recently, but haven't noticed any "new" news about the situation.

Praying for good outcome!
Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

Been in Anchorage at a hotel and going to the doc to get cataracts removed, so my sight is currently awful, but soon to improve. Boy brought grandbaby to see me last evening, and I fed him (well, both, but grandbaby had a lovely bottle in my lap) and snuggled with him. The boy did NOT reek of dope smoke for once, `and he had all the right things in the diaper bag, so good on him.

I'm getting them set up with a pediatrician, actually my family doc, who is a marvel. That should help. Also getting the little dude signed up for Denali Kid Care, which is insurance for the mostly destitute. Making sure there's plenty of formula and clothes and.... all that.

We have determined that, should we snatch that kid away, they will just make another and then we would never see them, so, I will do everything in my power to clean up their act and make this work. Not ideal, not by a long shot, but progress.

I will be there at least once a week to straighten crooked paths. All I can really do at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 02:51 AM (SVvmQ)

416 Soooo to continue..there are companies that make retrofit kits to update the older engines to the new style tensioners. Personally, I would do a gear drive and eliminate the shit altogether, then you got bullet proof for 80-90,000 miles no problem. An S&S gear drive kit with new cams (needed) and all the other needed goodies is probably around $1700, but the labor is the same as if you were getting new tensioners, so why go through that shit every 30K miles. Its a buy once cry once type of thing. You do that and you're golden. Or you go with an earlier EVO engine softail and low mileage ones are everywhere. Like I said, I have 3. My oldest I had since 1991 and I haven't done shit to it other than maintain it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 02:54 AM (snZF9)

417 Also, the boy is going to work, and understands that he has to, no matter what. That is the light at the end of the tunnel. His deadbeat girlfriend apparently is claiming she's depressed, but I think it is just buyers remorse. My boy is attacking this hard, so I'm kinda feeling upbeat about it. Of course, he could screw it up any time. I guess that's where prayer comes in. Heaven has heard from me, just about constantly, and apparently prayers are being heard. Sent my Guardian Angel to my son's, in order to keep everyone on their toes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 02:56 AM (SVvmQ)

418 All I can really do at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 02:51 AM (SVvmQ)
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Have you considered a career in castrationology?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 27, 2026 02:57 AM (plFPI)

419 And now I'm putting my seriously worn out eyes to bed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 02:57 AM (SVvmQ)

420 Wow, tcn... that IS good news! Thanks for the update.

Glad your son seems to be cleaning up his act!

You're so strong and sensible-- I do hope your plan works as well as it sounds. Meanwhile, prayers continue...

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

421 Bers, thank you. I'm bootstrapping here so this is all good stuff.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 27, 2026 03:07 AM (BnDlA)

422 Bers, thank you. I'm bootstrapping here so this is all good stuff.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 27, 2026 03:07 AM (BnDlA)

yeah, there's a shitload to know. In the end what really matters is how many miles you'll drive every year. If you find a nice clean stock twin cam with lower miles and you're only going to drive 5k miles a year you'll go 5 -6 years before ever having to deal with doing cam tensioners on a twin cam. I got dudes that ride 15k miles a year, so they do gear drives so they don't have to deal with the tensioners every 2 years on the earlier ones, or if you get a 2007 you're good for around 50K miles before having to open it up. If you scored a 2003 for 3K and had to do tensioners you're still getting away cheaper than usual market value on a twin cam softail. They have made improvements on the materials of the earlier tensioners so new ones do last a little longer. Just keep letting me know what you find and I'll tell you yay or nay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 03:19 AM (snZF9)

423 I wandered way off the reservation for a while. back to wish you all sweet dreams Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 27, 2026 03:24 AM (0nHVk)

424 Moving

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 03:52 AM (Ia/+0)

425 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

426 65 "Left wing hockey Twitter has spent the last few days saying Jack Hughes lost “all his fans,” and here he is getting a standing ovation and loud cheers from the NJ Devils crowd..."


And he gets a lot of love from the Buffalo fans for bring Tage out to share in the moment at last nigh's game
Posted by: browndog says woof


The news has been saying how the US Team has 'lost the room'. The news is right. They lost the news rooms, which is not really a loss.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 10:35 PM (yKhjs)
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The media will not let these poor hockey players alone. They want them to apologize for winning the gold when they should have left the women win alone.

And dear God please Say something that sounds like President Trump is an a$$hole and your sorry to have gone to the WH and SOTU address.

Unfortunately some of the men have fallen to the pressure and stated they should have reacted differently to the clearly joke about the women’s team.

Never apologize, never

Soon the men will be getting their penis’s removed as punishment for winning the gold and having a good laugh as they celebrated with the President
And Hillary, the women’s player FY lesbian

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 27, 2026 07:32 AM (nGraA)

Animals Driving Cars Cafe

palmtreesatsunset.jpg

Dog helps raise a fallen baby squirrel.

Spying on the cutie across the street.

Squirrel enjoys the majesty of nature.

There's a little baby monkey who was rejected by his mother. "Punch" has gone viral this week. The little underdog is forced to play by himself, grooms his plushie because he has no one else to groom, and walks around with a stick because he doesn't have anyone to walk with.

But he seems to have now found a friend who even gives him a lift. He seems to be doing just fine now. Has he adopted a new mother?

After a long day of work...

Flea-sy rider.

Dog finally gets to drive the car. But never forget, dogs really were trained to drive cars:


This better not be AI:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 early?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 07:23 PM (8avO+)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Early Cafe?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 26, 2026 07:25 PM (TR4+2)

4 I love the smell of woodchippers in the morning!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:26 PM (osHWw)

5 "When your special needs dog struggles to make friends, and a little dog comes over to invite her to play."

awww

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 07:27 PM (+YA9H)

6 I'm special needs and nobody invites me to play!

Posted by: Short Bus W/ Helmet Guy at February 26, 2026 07:28 PM (oftw2)

7 Dogs driving cars?

Can't be worse than some Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)

8 This Senator "Mr. Freeze" Kelly thinks he is MacArthur telling Harry Truman how to do his job...

Truman was quoted as saying:

I fired him because he wouldn't respect the authority of the President. Sound familiar Senator Freeze ?????

Well Mr. Freeze you are no Gen. MacArther. You are an Clueless Errand Boy for incompetent Democrat Party Grocery Clerks ...

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 07:28 PM (thvln)

9 Why all the John Cornyn H8? I have been assured by his profligate campaign mailers that he votes with President Trump 99% of the time.

/sarc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

10 Ace just filled a snifter with Nyquil and is trippin' and ready to pass out. Thus, earlyish Cafe.

Posted by: Rum Dum at February 26, 2026 07:30 PM (oftw2)

11 Stale and moldy cornbread >> John Cornyn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

12 I picked up two silencers today. I started the paperwork in early January, expecting the system to be totally overwhelmed, with a drought of silencers, after the "tax" dropped to zero dollars. I'm pleasantly surprised that my dealer has silencers in stock, and the ATF e-form system seems to have recovered.

On the way home, I stopped at a small town drive-in and had a Jumbo Wompus, a greasy double cheeseburger with a slice of deli ham, AKA "The Gentile Special."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (TR4+2)

13 TJM, are you getting your copy of "The Thing Expanded"?:

https://tinyurl.com/y8xxzn8b

It looks like a really interesting documentary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (kpS4V)

14 That before and after work is funny

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Well Mr. Freeze you are no Gen. MacArther. You are an Clueless Errand Boy for incompetent Democrat Party Grocery Clerks ...
Posted by: Jackson K.

And he looks like Nosferatu.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 07:33 PM (cxFcK)

16 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 07:34 PM (cYBz/)

17 Tonypete, a hug for you and R.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

18 Hi, Ace. Hope you’re feeling better. Have some booze.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 07:35 PM (77rzZ)

19 Mark Kelly looks more like a cannibal hillbilly from a horror movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

20 Thank you Ben Had - she says hugs and kisses back to you too!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 07:35 PM (cYBz/)

21 Friday eve!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (vfth7)

22 Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex.

Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (79pEw)

23 And he looks like Nosferatu.
Posted by: Blutarski
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Who's that sports commissioner who looks like Accountant Nosferatu?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (kpS4V)

24 Will do, Bluebell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V)

25 bluebell thanks for update on Grammie

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

26 Thanks Bluebell.

Wow, ten hours? Best wishes and prayers for her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)

27 Who's that sports commissioner who looks like Accountant Nosferatu?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (kpS4V)
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I have no idea but I can't leave this thread until I find out.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:39 PM (79pEw)

28 Dancing doggies video is very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at February 26, 2026 07:40 PM (lJ0H4)

29 Who's that sports commissioner who looks like Accountant Nosferatu?

Vlad E. Neuman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

30 bluebell, thank you so much for the updates. Prayers continue to ascend for this special lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:40 PM (+nEug)

31 Doggie dance party is so funny. That little one is so indignant.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 07:41 PM (zYpTz)

32 Henry Waxman looked like Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

33 Henry Waxman was the stunt double for the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

34 Prayers ascending for Grammie Winger.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

35 Doggie dance party is so funny. That little one is so indignant.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 07:41 PM (zYpTz)
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I loved that too!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:43 PM (79pEw)

36 Thank you bluebell. I've been wondering how grammie is doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

37 Henry Waxman was the stunt double for the Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Arc.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

After he was 20 percent melted.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 07:43 PM (8avO+)

38 I look like I have chickenpox & will not venture out of my cave for days. Maybe if my grands want to come mock me, that's fine. At least I don't look like my entire face is falling off.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (WONhk)


You had a Mohs procedure Christy? I hope they got it all, in spite of the pain.
Did the doc say how long before you were "restaurant ready"?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)

39 19
'Mark Kelly looks more like a cannibal hillbilly from a horror movie.'

He looks like a detumesced bellend.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 07:45 PM (fd80v)

40 "Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex."

Mama Winger was here when I first showed my ugly mug here. 2016 WS was great! for both of us. I will offer any and all te prayers I can for her.

Another Cubs WS victory in 2026 would do the trick for healing and strength!

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 07:45 PM (2H3yT)

41 Satellite images reveal how Emperor penguins could be on the pathway to extinction as shrinking sea ice is forcing the birds into crowded groups, producing distinctive brown patches that can be seen from space.

This overcrowding has led to increasingly wide ranging migrations, with penguins being spotted as far North as Greenland. Persistent penguin propaganda has misled the public about the mephitic menace, as Big Penguin spreads it's malignant flippers over the future of mankind.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

42 Just read the previous thread.
Homan is quite awesome.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 07:47 PM (vfth7)

43 Thank you all for the prayers for grammie. You all know how spiritual she is, she feels them all. The Rev could use some prayers too, he is feeling overwhelmed. Her two kids have been a great help and consolation to her/them.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:48 PM (79pEw)

44 27 Who's that sports commissioner who looks like Accountant Nosferatu?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (kpS4V)
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I have no idea but I can't leave this thread until I find out.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:39 PM (79pEw)

Adam Silver - NBA

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 26, 2026 07:49 PM (3sXRv)

45 God bless grammie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

46 Mark Kelly looks more like a cannibal hillbilly from a horror movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 07:35

I thought he was known around these parts as "penis shaped head guy"? Or do I have him confused with Chris Coons?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (55Qr6)

47 Hi, Bluebell. I hope that you and your husband are well.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (77rzZ)

48 Dang it. I told Penguin Facts to stop using my nic. And wifi.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

49 Thanks, Roach!

That guy wigs me out. But it's great that the undead can move on and find second careers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (kpS4V)

50 Coldest winter in Northern states and penguins can't find enough ice?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 07:53 PM (Ia/+0)

51 If I see a rat driving a car I'm going to hit it with a flame-thrower.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 07:53 PM (gVUi7)

52 *waves to bluebell*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

53 On a lighter note regarding today's deposition of Killary,

Margot Cleveland on X

"Leaked testimony from Hillary Clinton deposition: “Do you think I remember the details concerning every single person I have killed?"

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:53 PM (E4rtv)

54 Bluebell, thanks for the update. I miss Grammie Winger and will pray for successful treatment and a quick recovery and strength for her family.

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (FMtrg)

55 Mark Kelly looks like Mr Potato Head, if Mr Potato Head was more glans-like

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3QjYY)

56 19 Mark Kelly looks more like a cannibal hillbilly from a horror movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma



Capitol Hill has Eyes

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (yKhjs)

57 "Dang it. I told Penguin Facts to stop using my nic. And wifi."

How rude!

Posted by: Biggus Penguiness at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (2H3yT)

58 22 Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex.

Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!
Posted by: bluebell
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Done and prayers for her hubbie and family as well.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv)

59 I thought he was known around these parts as "penis shaped head guy"? Or do I have him confused with Chris Coons?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (55Qr6)

Also Rick Wilson and David French. And Tater.

Still, allowable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

60 23 And he looks like Nosferatu.
Posted by: Blutarski
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Who's that sports commissioner who looks like Accountant Nosferatu?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



The NBA commissioner

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 07:55 PM (yKhjs)

61 Mark Kelly looks like Mr Potato Head, if Mr Potato Head was more glans-like
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3QjYY)

Why you insult me like that?

Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at February 26, 2026 07:56 PM (2H3yT)

62 Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:38

Thanks for the news bluebell. Prayers up from here for sure. We used to have many enjoyable convos here, even back to when she was momma winger.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 26, 2026 07:57 PM (55Qr6)

63 After a few hits ordered I see it could get foggy in one's memory

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

64 bluebell, thanks for the update. Praying for grammie, rev, and kids.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 26, 2026 07:59 PM (fVXtb)

65 22 Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex.

Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!
Posted by: bluebell
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Oh my goodness. Prayers tonight and tomorrow for our dear Grammie Winger.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2026 07:59 PM (qu4ub)

66 61 Mark Kelly looks like Mr Potato Head, if Mr Potato Head was more glans-like
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3QjYY)

Why you insult me like that?
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at February 26, 2026 07:56 PM (2H3yT)

***snicker**

No laugh I ... serious ...

***hahahaha***

Posted by: The Horta at February 26, 2026 07:59 PM (3sXRv)

67
The NBA commissioner
Posted by: Puddleglum


Nate Silver.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2026 07:59 PM (xG4kz)

68 67
The NBA commissioner
Posted by: Puddleglum

Nate Silver.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2026 07:59 PM (xG4kz)

He was 538 ...

But just as big an ass

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 08:01 PM (3sXRv)

69
Did we not refer to Henry Waxman as someone who strongly resembled a Naked Mole Rat?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2026 08:02 PM (xG4kz)

70 36 Thank you bluebell. I've been wondering how grammie is doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

Ditto that. She's top of the list.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz)

71 Henry Waxman looked like a coke dealer's dream. Fucker coulda fit the better part of a key up that schnozz.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 08:04 PM (3QjYY)

72
Sorry, Adam Silver.

Hi-Yo Silver was the commissioner of Japanese boy bands.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 26, 2026 08:04 PM (xG4kz)

73
Did we not refer to Henry Waxman as someone who strongly resembled a Naked Mole Rat?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


Nostrildamus

Posted by: Pakleds at February 26, 2026 08:04 PM (Cqx++)

74 22 Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex.

Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (79pEw)
Almighty GOD, Creator and Healer, we pray You guide Granny Winger's medical team as they use the best training, equipment, and supplies for a good outcome.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (LHPAg)

75 71 Henry Waxman looked like a coke dealer's dream. Fucker coulda fit the better part of a key up that schnozz.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 08:04 PM (3QjYY)

The human equivalent of having Ram Air hood scoops ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (3sXRv)

76 That guy wigs me out. But it's great that the undead can move on and find second careers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 07:52 PM (kpS4V)

He has a bumper sticker that says I'm Undead and I Vote.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)

77 thx for that update, bluebell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 26, 2026 08:06 PM (MIIRH)

78 Prayers for grammie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 08:07 PM (vfth7)

79 I better call it a night
Hope everyone has a good night

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

80 He has a bumper sticker that says I'm Undead and I Vote.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
----/

Heyyyooooo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)

81 Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM

Thanks much for that update, my friend. Prayers are definitely up for Grammie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (ceJ0R)

82 Waiting to hear from Teresa in Fort Worth about her visit to the oncologist

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (gQ15S)

83 After leaving government Waxman has a lucrative career in the truffle procurement business.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)

84 61 Mark Kelly looks like Mr Potato Head, if Mr Potato Head was more glans-like
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:54 PM (3QjYY)

Nostrildamus
Posted by: Pakleds at February 26, 2026 08:04 PM (Cqx++)

*double snort
You guys are killing it tonight!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz)

85 Mr. fd and Duncanthrax are both on our short list. The northward migration continues apace, and we don't forgive or forget.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at February 26, 2026 08:09 PM (oftw2)

86 22 Hello, everyone. I posted today in the Art thread that grammie winger could use more prayers. Tomorrow she has a day full of consultations to see if they will be able to operate on her for her cancer. If they can, the surgery will be on Monday and will take ten hours and will be quite complex.

Please pray that the consultations go well tomorrow, that they are able to operate on Monday, and that it will be a success. I've sent this to Annie for the prayer thread too. Thank you, all!
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:38 PM (79pEw)

I don't think it's unfair to say Grammie is the best of us and doesn't deserve one bit of what's been happening. I abhor seeing terrible things visited upon good people.

Posted by: Fuck. Cancer. at February 26, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)

87 He has a bumper sticker that says I'm Undead and I Vote.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
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Nosferatu-Americans have rights, too!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 08:10 PM (ESVrU)

88 83 After leaving government Waxman has a lucrative career in the truffle procurement business.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)

OMG

I'm crying

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:10 PM (zYpTz)

89 DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican

I already generated a dossier on [Abigail] Spanberger, but the most interesting part of it is that she is part of a cohort of 50+ military-intelligence veterans that have been recruited to run as [Democrat] candidates starting in 2018. @SomeBitchIIKnow first hypothesized this, but my new dossier pipeline independently captured them.

A Democrat retires. A CIA member takes over.

Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.

X: https://bit.ly/46tuD9h

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 26, 2026 08:11 PM (P5BPp)

90 "Prometheus" was a clue on Jeopardy!. But not THAT Prometheus.

They preempted Jeopardy yesterday for the State of the State address by Whitchmer. Grrrr.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:11 PM (kpS4V)

91 80 He has a bumper sticker that says I'm Undead and I Vote.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (zYpTz)
----/

Heyyyooooo!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM
I'm retired but my bumper sticker will live on when I'm gone, I might commission a bumper sticker that says 'Your DEI done died.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:13 PM (LHPAg)

92 Thank you all for the prayers for grammie. You all know how spiritual she is, she feels them all. The Rev could use some prayers too, he is feeling overwhelmed. Her two kids have been a great help and consolation to her/them.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 07:48 PM (79pEw)

I will pray for her soul, and hope she has much time left on this planet, because we need more like her.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2026 08:13 PM (cMwHA)

93 Do it, Ero.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:13 PM (kpS4V)

94 Waiting to hear from Teresa in Fort Worth about her visit to the oncologist
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Teresa was on one of the afternoon threads -

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (AeamU)

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 26, 2026 08:13 PM (fVXtb)

95 Dammit, no one remembers Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera. THAT’s what Waxman looked like.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

96 Waiting to hear from Teresa in Fort Worth about her visit to the oncologist
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (gQ15S)
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The oncologist is not concerned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:16 PM (RIvkX)

97 Teresa was on one of the afternoon threads -

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (AeamU)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 26, 2026 08:13 PM (fVXtb)

I just think it's sad that we have to resort to using pet scans on people.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2026 08:16 PM (cMwHA)

98 A question for the horde members that regularly go to the gym:

Someone who sits on one of the exercise stations and just looks at their phone...

Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)

99 Cindy McCain will step down as executive director of the U.N. World Food Program later this year, citing ongoing health concerns after suffering a mild stroke in October.

Posted by: 13times at February 26, 2026 08:18 PM (5E9ut)

100 Prayers up for Grammie and her loved ones 🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 08:19 PM (SRRAx)

101 Thanks much for that update, my friend. Prayers are definitely up for Grammie.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (ceJ0R)
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Boy am I glad to see you! Hope you are well. Don't be a stranger!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (79pEw)

102 Someone who sits on one of the exercise stations and just looks at their phone...

Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)

Use it as an incentive to get wealthy enough that you don't have to share exercise equipment with strangers.

To me, that's like having other people come into my house and use my toilet.

Only one person puts his nasty arse on my seat, and that nasty arse... is me!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (cMwHA)

103 99 Cindy McCain will step down as executive director of the U.N. World Food Program later this year, citing ongoing health concerns after suffering a mild stroke in October.
Posted by: 13times at February 26, 2026 08:18 PM
I'm tempted to say something like 'food panic', but strokes ain't funny. I pray for her salvation.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (LHPAg)

104 A question for the horde members that regularly go to the gym:

Someone who sits on one of the exercise stations and just looks at their phone...

Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)

That's a set of wrist curls.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (8avO+)

105 Teresa, so glad your PET scan went well. Hallelujah!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (79pEw)

106 98 Anyone who goes to a gym should get horsewhipped.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)

107 98 A question for the horde members that regularly go to the gym:

Someone who sits on one of the exercise stations and just looks at their phone...

Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)

They should be flayed from the thigh down and made to stand in a full septic tank until they expire.

Posted by: I'm feeling merciful at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (TbWk/)

108 Someone who sits on one of the exercise stations and just looks at their phone...

Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)

I know they're resting between sets, and I also know that most of the younger set uses apps to track their progress. It's still irritating.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (zYpTz)

109 71 Henry Waxman looked like a coke dealer's dream. Fucker coulda fit the better part of a key up that schnozz.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



He looks like the guy who'd hoover up all the Nyborg, man.

youtu.be/LzjyPZ76OO4

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (yKhjs)

110 82 Waiting to hear from Teresa in Fort Worth about her visit to the oncologist
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (gQ15S)


Oncologist says he is not worried by anything he saw on the PET Scan 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (SRRAx)

111 And that she quit being a aggravatin' heifer.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (LHPAg)

112 I used to think that Mark Kelly may have hired a body double to do his public appearances, because his face is so saggy and lop-sided, with an obvious mask seam. Thanks to Ace, I now know that's actually evidence that he's *not* wearing a mask, since real masks these days are tight-fitting and good-looking. That's just his ugly, droopy mug.

Posted by: SciVo at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (Sy6m/)

113 Well Kelly does have a twin....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:23 PM (kpS4V)

114 After leaving government Waxman has a lucrative career in the truffle procurement business.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:09

TY Ben Had for the best chuckle I've had today.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 26, 2026 08:23 PM (55Qr6)

115 Cindy McCain.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

116 Mr. fd and Duncanthrax are both on our short list. The northward migration continues apace, and we don't forgive or forget.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at February 26, 2026 08:09 PM


Well, the good news is that *if* such an invasion actually takes place, there will be no stealth involved, as we'll smell you coming from miles and miles away.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

117 105 Teresa, so glad your PET scan went well. Hallelujah!
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 08:20 PM (79pEw)


Well, there were 2 "new" spots on the liver and a couple of weird things in the transverse colon - kinda had me in a mild panic last night....

Oncologist says he is not worried by anything he saw on the PET Scan 🥳🎊🥳🎊🥳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 08:24 PM (SRRAx)

118 I just wrote grammie to let her know of all the prayers and well-wishes coming her way. She probably won't see them as she has to rest a lot and her eyes have been affected, but I KNOW that she is feeling them. Thank you, good people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 08:27 PM (79pEw)

119 102
'Use it as an incentive to get wealthy enough that you don't have to share exercise equipment with strangers.'

That definitely appeals to me. Maybe I could get rich enough to buy the gym I go to and ban the malefactors with their cell phone.

'To me, that's like having other people come into my house and use my toilet.'

I didn't realize your house was available for that. I'll keep that in mind when I pass through Missouri

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:27 PM (fd80v)

120 Teresa, we are all praying for you.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)

121 Cindy McCain.
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

Oh great, now you just released her from Mt. Doom.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2026 08:28 PM (cMwHA)

122 I didn't realize your house was available for that. I'll keep that in mind when I pass through Missouri
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:27 PM (fd80v)

Surely you jest. I haven't owned a terlet in Missouri for about 7 years.

And don't call me Jest.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2026 08:30 PM (cMwHA)

123 First Banana Ball game of 2026 going on right now at the Seminoles ballpark. Full house and over 8,000 watching on Youtube, more on their Spanish channel.

Posted by: Play Ball! at February 26, 2026 08:30 PM (oftw2)

124 Horse whipping or some lesser punishment?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)


Our last day in Vegas the Rock 'n Roll Marathon was taking place. The main strip was closed down, so we had to walk between places. Rounded a corner and came across this statuesque woman dressed in a fishnet body stocking and no bra on underneath. She had a soft leather whip and was playfully swatting everyone who passed by her.

Except for me - I looked her square in the eyes and said, "Don't."

She kind of laughed, and I told her in no uncertain terms, "I mean it - don't."

She didn't.

Paul wasn't so lucky....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 08:32 PM (SRRAx)

125 Boy am I glad to see you! Hope you are well. Don't be a stranger!
Posted by: bluebell


Always good to see you, as well!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2026 08:33 PM (ceJ0R)

126 108
'I know they're resting between sets, and I also know that most of the younger set uses apps to track their progress. It's still irritating.'

I aspire to your level of patience. I have a real bugaboo about my time being wasted. I just need to accept it as a fact of life.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:33 PM (fd80v)

127 That’s why I don’t go to the gym. Well, one of many reasons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 08:35 PM (COF3N)

128 122
'Surely you jest. I haven't owned a terlet in Missouri for about 7 years.'

A Tree?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:36 PM (fd80v)

129 "Paramount Skydance Wins the Battle for Warner Bros. Discovery."

Paramount also announced a new series, "Battle for Bugs Bunny" starring Bugs Bunny and a race swapped Elmer Fudd bearing Ted Sarandos' face in a nod to Netflix getting smoked.

https://is.gd/4BUyGQ

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 26, 2026 08:37 PM (BnDlA)

130 Henry Waxman looked like a coke dealer's dream. Fucker coulda fit the better part of a key up that schnozz.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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Rush always called him Henry "Nostrilitus" Waxman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

131 124
' She had a soft leather whip and was playfully swatting everyone who passed by her.

Except for me - I looked her square in the eyes and said, "Don't."'

You dominated the dominatrix!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:37 PM (fd80v)

132 Well Kelly does have a twin....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 26, 2026 08:23 PM (kpS4V)
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Obviously the other one is the good one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:39 PM (ZOv7s)

133 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

**Snort**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

134 Oh praise the Lord! That is wonderful news, Teresa!!!

Praying the same for grammie, bluebell!!

Posted by: moki at February 26, 2026 08:41 PM (wLjpr)

135 You dominated the dominatrix!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:37 PM (fd80v)
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Friend of mine used to do the 'leather scene' in Toronto (Canadians are completely depraved) and when entering one of the bars, the bouncers stamp you as either "Dom" or "Sub" so he and his wife both say "Dom" and the guy does a doubletake and then grins, because they're looking for a "Sub."

As a sidebar: He was an Army vet, and yes he married a stripper and yes, it went as well as you would expect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

136 Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,

Did Paul even notice the whip hit, as he was focused on the vast tracks of land? You can tell us. Because you must help him remember these events.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

137 That organization will miss someone of Cindy McCain's skills, which are: 1. Being born into money; 2. Marrying into fame; and 3. Keeping your mouth shut when your husband goes wilding.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 08:43 PM (pduCL)

138 DO NOT TAKE LEGAL ADVICE FROM A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. THAT IS ALL.

Posted by: The Giant Voice at February 26, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

139 **Snort**
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
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That's what HE said.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (ZOv7s)

140 >>@mrddmia

>>"Altogether, the developments suggest that [Jason] Reding Quiñones is making good on hopes by some allies of Mr. Trump that he would pursue a criminal investigation into what they have cast as a 'grand conspiracy,' targeting numerous former officials who had investigated the president."

Link goes to a just dropped article in the NYT of all places.

Jason Quinones is the US Attorney for the Southern District of Florida. The Grand Jury is in Ft. Pierce. This is why so much is coming out about Jack Smith.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

141 81
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM
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Is your deal both big and notorious?

Posted by: TRex - curious dino at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (cCn4/)

142 135
'He was an Army vet, and yes he married a stripper and yes, it went as well as you would expect.'

Triumph of hope over experience.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (fd80v)

143 DO NOT TAKE LEGAL ADVICE FROM A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. THAT IS ALL.
Posted by: The Giant Voice at February 26, 2026 08:43 PM (ZOv7s)

THE GUN IS GOOD.

DICK HEAD IS EVIL!

Posted by: Zardoz, paraphrased at February 26, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

144 Dr. Claw

A rodeo rider of experience, but not wisdom. Hope he kept the muscle car.

I had a great sailor marry a stripper to get out of an onerous inspection. He chose ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

145 Apparently SAVE is mort. Surprise!! Thune can't get 4 GOPe stalwarts (kidding - some usual vile suspects) to agree to some aspect of a real filibuster (so he says), so, likely, that's that. (And there's a 98% chance there are more who want to block it, but the 4 were OK with being outed about it)

Not sure about all the procedural arcana, but sounds right AFAIK.

Beautiful, really.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 08:47 PM (U/Byj)

146 Surely, in the millions of times a stripper and an army guy hooked up, it must have worked once, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

147 Link goes to a just dropped article in the NYT of all places.

Jason Quinones is the US Attorney for the Southern District of Florida. The Grand Jury is in Ft. Pierce. This is why so much is coming out about Jack Smith.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)
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None of the news that you see is really breaking. Sure, there are plane crashes and stuff, but all of the revelations, investigations, sudden reveals are plotted and planned. Those brave investigative reporters are being fed by other players. They do good work sometimes, but they can't penetrate as deep as they do without inside help.

So understand that the drip drip drip is deliberate, and for those screaming for convictions, understand that you have to set the table before saying grace. Trump's decision to surge ICE into Minnesota and now Michigan when it's too cold to mount mass street protests was no accident. What they found will be released on a schedule for maximum effect. Culmination will occur to maximize midterm impact, not before then.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

148 rhomboid

90% support in their base, and the GOPe chokes.

Know any Cromwells?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

149 If you marry a stripper, you get to try to convince her to do for free the stuff she used to get paid for. And to only do it for you.

If you can sell that idea, you can sell anything.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (pduCL)

150 Well, I guess we will just have to...


Fucking hell, these people are fucking stupid and evil and renal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

151 Re Cornyn, his ads on tv make me dislike him more than ever. And that's saying something. Got a voting guide from some "conservative" outfit with an article explaining why the author just couldn't vote for Paxton 'cause adulterer or some bullshit. Don't care, dude...Cornyn's a squish and I'm sick of his stupid face .

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (XMwZJ)

152 Triumph of hope over experience.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 08:44 PM (fd80v)
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No, that's what happens when divorcees remarry.

Marrying a stripper is the triumph of the little head over the big one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)

153 If you can sell that idea, you can sell anything.
Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (pduCL)

I am not saying it doesn't fail miserably and predictably 99 9% of the time, but come on, people do win the lottery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

154 Paging Air Pinochet... Paging Air Pinochet...

4 corrupt, worthless, GOPe Senators need a ride to the Sargasso Sea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

155 rhomboid

90% support in their base, and the GOPe chokes.

Know any Cromwells?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
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You guys don't get it. You do not take a 90/10 issue and finish it in February. You have to keep bringing it up. You draw it out. You make sure that even the lowest of low information voters have heard of it, and you want the Dems to keep whining about it. If they push it through, it's a dead issue. It's over. So you keep it going, keep the churn, and at the same time continue to collect evidence and investigate, so that more and more fraud is found.

What you want is people on the campaign trail getting yelled at about why they won't vote for the thing. Crashing speaking events and fundraisers, exposing pathetic lies. I want the Dems saying married women and black people are too stupid to get an ID for AT LEAST another month.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

156 ... Florida is the third-most expensive state for homeowners insurance in the U.S. Premiums in the Sunshine State average out to $5,828 per year ($486 per month) for a $300,000 home...

$300k / $5k = 60 (profit, O/H, etc but keep it simple)
Does one out of 60 homes in Florida suffer a total loss each year?

Y'all might want to rethink moving to God's Waiting Room.
Unless you can buy with cash and forgo hazard insurance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 08:56 PM (/lPRQ)

157 GOPe thinks it's back to business as usual with the Democrats once Trump is gone. They don't understand The Democrats' business plans.

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 08:57 PM (Q+gd/)

158 What you want is people on the campaign trail getting yelled at about why they won't vote for the thing. Crashing speaking events and fundraisers, exposing pathetic lies. I want the Dems saying married women and black people are too stupid to get an ID for AT LEAST another month.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, you have a point there. It still galls me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:57 PM (zYpTz)

159 Anyone who goes to a gym should get horsewhipped.
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 08:21 PM (77rzZ)


Back when Diogenes was 6'3" and 230 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, anyone who brought a cell phone to the gym was asked to leave it in the bag or get off the machine.
Nowadays, Diogenes resembles his wrinkled tin foil membership certificate and he sometimes drives past the gym.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 08:58 PM (2WIwB)

160
150 Well, I guess we will just have to...

Fucking hell, these people are fucking stupid and evil and renal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 08:49

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Renal? Oh yeah, they're pissing on us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 08:59 PM (biznJ)

161 $300k / $5k = 60 (profit, O/H, etc but keep it simple)
Does one out of 60 homes in Florida suffer a total loss each year?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 08:56 PM (/lPRQ)
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Repair and rebuilding can be much more than the market value of the house, particularly after a Cat 5 wrecks a whole area and materials are in high demand.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

162 DataRepublican on why the Republicans are slow-walking the SAVE Act:

https://twitchy.com/preview/2425460

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

163 Well, you have a point there. It still galls me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:57 PM (zYpTz)
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The vote totals are known, and have been known. This is all kabuki. Assuming Thune does not have the votes at present, keeping this thing simmering is a way to pressure the squishes to get spine transplants, and also peel away Dems who realize the fraud may not be enough to save their jobs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

164 Is Cindy McCain still the fat one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 09:02 PM (dAq3u)

165 151 Re Cornyn, his ads on tv make me dislike him more than ever. And that's saying something. Got a voting guide from some "conservative" outfit with an article explaining why the author just couldn't vote for Paxton 'cause adulterer or some bullshit. Don't care, dude...Cornyn's a squish and I'm sick of his stupid face .
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (XMwZJ)
Did that ad come out of Austin or Housto? I got one too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

166 It still galls me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 08:57 PM


That goes triple for me.

Posted by: zombie Gaius Julius Caesar at February 26, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)

167 The Avalanche is back 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 09:03 PM (ZxPkt)

168 Well Kelly does have a twin....
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Why don't they put their heads together and make an ass of themselves

Posted by: Monty Capuletti at February 26, 2026 09:03 PM (+ebjW)

169 Of all the unmitagated gaul across the Alps.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 09:04 PM (dAq3u)

170 Renal? Oh yeah, they're pissing on us.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 08:59 PM (biznJ)

Venal (my phone is an illiterate retard.)

But also what you said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

171 Marrying a stripper is the triumph of the little head over the big one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author

So how would that work for, say, Mark Kelly?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 09:05 PM (+ebjW)

172 Marrying a stripper is the triumph of the little head over the big one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author

So how would that work for, say, Mark Kelly?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 09:05 PM (+ebjW)


Mark kelly is a dick, he only has one head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 09:07 PM (snZF9)

173 Repair and rebuilding can be much more than the market value of the house, particularly after a Cat 5 wrecks a whole area and materials are in high demand.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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Rebuilding to current code is required, the insured value is the estimated replacement cost, and it's not happening for over a year while other new sub-divisions are still being cranked out. IOW material shortages are transitory.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 09:08 PM (/lPRQ)

174 Did Paul even notice the whip hit, as he was focused on the vast tracks of land? You can tell us. Because you must help him remember these events.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:42 PM (u82oZ)


Well, they weren't very vast, but he was behind me (I was on my mobility scooter), so I just assumed she knew not to mess with him, either.

Nope.

He got swatted.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 09:09 PM (SRRAx)

175 Disney kilt the citrus business.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

176 Rebuilding to current code is required, the insured value is the estimated replacement cost, and it's not happening for over a year while other new sub-divisions are still being cranked out. IOW material shortages are transitory.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 09:08 PM (/lPRQ)
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The way you phrased it indicated that the insurance was on a $300,000 home. That's what I interpreted it to mean. Depending on the features of the house and damage sustained, it could run a lot more than that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)

177 Teresa in Fort Worth

Good story. Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

178 A more robust building code, and houses built to survive CAT-5 should lower insurance premiums. Should.

Have a contest among FL builders for the best plans.

Just like Malcolm Wells type underground homes would make a lot of sense in Tornado alley.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

179 I early-voted today in the Texas Republican primary. 96 elected positions, and 10 draft propositions. Wow! Took me a while to get it done. No line when I arrived at 10:40. I timed it right. After the post-breakfast retiree crowd; before the crowd voting during their lunchtime. I voted for Paxton for Senator. Cornyn is useless.

Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2026 09:22 PM (5rh/l)

180 The way you phrased it indicated that the insurance was on a $300,000 home. That's what I interpreted it to mean. Depending on the features of the house and damage sustained, it could run a lot more than that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Current market value, assessed value for tax, and insurance company's estimated replacement value all different.
In the article I assume it was the market value, which if new would be close to the insurance company's estimate.

Got my place for about $200k, current assessed value for taxes is about $350k, insurence company makes me carry closer to $500k for replacement value for a total loss.
On the positive side - they assume I can keep the land, underground utilities, and the slab on grade foundation will be reusable.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 09:22 PM (/lPRQ)

181 Fucking hell, these people are fucking stupid and evil and renal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

They're downright nephrological!

Posted by: Just kidneying around at February 26, 2026 09:23 PM (TbWk/)

182 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

If I translate your advice into tactical doctrine, it fails.

My advise: Take the high ground now, attrit the counterattacks, and then advance some more.

Not teasing for months while defenses are strengthened.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

183 175 Disney kilt the citrus business.
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

Couple of record freezes in the early 80s didn't help either.

Posted by: Orange you glad you brought this up? at February 26, 2026 09:26 PM (TbWk/)

184 183 175 Disney kilt the citrus business.
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 09:14 PM (LHPAg)

Couple of record freezes in the early 80s didn't help either.
Posted by: Orange

A Chinese citrus canker virus did it.

"However, a third, more persistent outbreak began in Miami-Dade County in 1995, leading to a decade-long eradication effort. Due to widespread spread from hurricanes in 2004–2005, eradication was officially abandoned in 2006, and efforts shifted to containment and management.

Currently, the entire state of Florida is under a USDA-APHIS quarantine, and movement of citrus fruit and plant material is restricted to prevent spread. The disease is now established in 24 counties across Florida, and has also been detected in Alabama (2021), Louisiana (2013), Texas (2016), South Carolina (2022), and Georgia (2022). The pathogen spreads primarily through wind-driven rain, overhead irrigation, contaminated equipment, and human movement of infected plant material. "

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv)

185 A more robust building code, and houses built to survive CAT-5 should lower insurance premiums. Should.
...
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Should.
But they don't.
They know what 'builder grade' is.

They have some complex empirical formulas for adjusting insurance rates, they are mandated by law, but the insurance company can pull any number they want out of their ass to 'adjust', and they do. Or just turn you away.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 09:30 PM (/lPRQ)

186 If you want transparency about your Congressman's civil penalties, you'll need to drag them from office by their ears first. Do that, and then update this ticket, and we'll work from there.

Posted by: Civilizational Tech Support at February 26, 2026 09:31 PM (BI5O2)

187 I don't need any oranges from Florida! I get them at the grocery store.

-- Recent college lib grads

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 09:32 PM (cYBz/)

188 Couple of record freezes in the early 80s didn't help either.
Posted by: Orange you glad you brought this up?

ALL THIS TALK OF COLD IS TORMENTING ME. CAN ANYBODY SEND SOME OF THAT SWEET HYMIETOWN COLD DOWN HERE?!?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 26, 2026 09:35 PM (9qPLD)

189 Is this something ?????

Afghanistan and Pakistan exchanged significant cross-border fire Thursday in an escalation of hostilities along their shared border, according to multiple reports.

The clashes came after the Taliban said it launched retaliatory strikes on Pakistani military positions, while Islamabad said it was responding to unprovoked fire in the area.

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 09:38 PM (thvln)

190 ALL THIS TALK OF COLD IS TORMENTING ME. CAN ANYBODY SEND SOME OF THAT SWEET HYMIETOWN COLD DOWN HERE?!?
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 26, 2026 09:35 PM (9qPLD)


This is one of those things you'd love to see once: A racist fake reverend meeting his Maker.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 09:39 PM (gKDq2)

191 187 I don't need any oranges from Florida! I get them at the grocery store.

-- Recent college lib grads also asked the following question......

How does the grocery store get the oranges in the bottle for orange juice ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 09:40 PM (thvln)

192 ALL THIS TALK OF COLD IS TORMENTING ME. CAN ANYBODY SEND SOME OF THAT SWEET HYMIETOWN COLD DOWN HERE?!?
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 26, 2026 09:35 PM


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 09:40 PM (0sNs1)

193 Is this something ?????

Afghanistan and Pakistan exchanged significant cross-border fire Thursday in an escalation of hostilities along their shared border, according to multiple reports.

The clashes came after the Taliban said it launched retaliatory strikes on Pakistani military positions, while Islamabad said it was responding to unprovoked fire in the area.
Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 09:38 PM (thvln)


Let Pakistan use some of their nukes for a good cause.

Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2026 09:41 PM (gKDq2)

194 192 ALL THIS TALK OF COLD IS TORMENTING ME. CAN ANYBODY SEND SOME OF THAT SWEET HYMIETOWN COLD DOWN HERE?!?

What, there is Global Warming in Hell also ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 09:43 PM (thvln)

195 Jackson K.

Although among the worst people in Britain are the Pakis, the best of Pakistan, a small, limited group, are what left for the UK.

Islam and the Pakistan Army have kept Pakistan poor for 70 years. As well as the loss of the best subjects to be welfare leeches in the UK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

196 Talk to any Indian Ocean vet about port of call Karachi, Pakistan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

197 If Pakistan Nukes Afghanistan where will we get Afghan Hounds then????

This is a question AOC asked SecDef today after the above news....

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 09:47 PM (thvln)

198 Are they fighting over the poppy fields?

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)

199
There's nothing to nuke in Afghanistan. Result would be toasted rocks and sand.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 09:50 PM (xPNeT)

200 davidt

In general, the vast majority of Muslims murdered are killed by fellow Muslims. Think Communist style purification events.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

201 Not teasing for months while defenses are strengthened.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
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Dude, they can't build trenches against 90% disapproval. When your opponent is taking a suicidally unpopular stand, you make them own it every single day.

As I said, maybe there are squishes on the GOP side that need spine transplants as well, but there is no downside to letting this twist in the wind while all the fake "Country over party" candidates show their true colors and reports of ever more rampant voter fraud multiply - because we know it's only going to get worse as the investigators dig deeper.

I expect Trump's guys will start running campaign ads saying "So and so thinks you're completely stupid" and then playing clips of the "Well, rural voters are dumb, and can't find their IDs, and black people never buy liquor" etc.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Afghanistan and Pakistan exchanged significant cross-border fire Thursday in an escalation of hostilities along their shared border, according to multiple reports
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From what little I've seen on X, apparently Pakistan has declared war on the Taliban, promising to be more thorough than "an army that came across the seas", and considers the Taliban to be a proxy for India.

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2026 09:51 PM (vSvIl)

203 Are they fighting over the poppy fields?
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)


I will wager they are fighting because the suddenly remembered they have been fighting for the last 3000 years, and on one is currently paying them to not fight.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 09:52 PM (rbvCR)

204 Semi-Literate Thug

The wisest thing we could do with AF is to let the Muslims go full Muslim. We would need a new category, like fourth world country. Include Sudan in that list.

Like the AOC handling advise: Let her talk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

205 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


OK. Got it. Events, my dear. Events.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

206 I wonder if our media will be as scrupulous in the niceties of how the Pakistanis treat the Afghans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

207 Aetius451AD

Our media??

Nyah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

208 OK. Got it. Events, my dear. Events.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 09:54 PM (u82oZ)
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Yes, and turnout. Keep the base PISSED.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

209 Salty, don't ship aboard the U.S.S. Ford if you want to get a head.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 09:57 PM (0sNs1)

210 202:considers the Taliban to be a proxy for India


When did the Taliban covert to Hinduism?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 09:57 PM (yKhjs)

211 Seeing that Carson show episode has sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole. I started watching a Carson episode from Dec 4th, 1963 (just a few days after Kennedy was shot.)

Have not finished it yet, but I am struck by how much it feels like a completely different animal. Like a variety show rather than an interview. Interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)

212 Duncanthrax

NAVSEASYSCOM chose waste piping diameters poorly. Hope the rest of the FORD CVNs have better piping.

Had experience as the DCA in charge of the HTs with waste systems. One tampon took hours of work to fix the in-line macerator.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

213
202

From what little I've seen on X, apparently Pakistan has declared war on the Taliban, promising to be more thorough than "an army that came across the seas", and considers the Taliban to be a proxy for India.
Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2026 09:51 PM

-----

"From across the sea" sounds like us.

Taliban are a proxy for India? That's --- convoluted.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 10:01 PM (HLgI3)

214 Semi-Literate Thug

The ISI needs villains to justify their stealing the country blind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

215 213
'Taliban are a proxy for India? That's --- convoluted.'

Just an excuse. Otherwise, they're just killing muslims.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 10:03 PM (fd80v)

216 Nood

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 10:04 PM (u82oZ)

217 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)

218 Nood.

Not as nood as when Salty announced it, but still pretty nood.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 26, 2026 10:05 PM (Hd1lH)

219 Nasty rats. Give them a pickup bed so they can transport pizza and other discarded fast food, and I might give them a pass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 10:21 PM (gVUi7)

Quick Hits

@Breaking911
2m

Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.

From weft-cut loop. I think Doctor Zaius correctly interprets the scrolls of the Lawgiver, except when he says "the beast man" he really means "Democrats, communists and other affiliated sex-criminals."

"Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Ye, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair. For he is the harbinger of death."

The Pope attacked the US for enforcing its border. Tom Homan fired back.

Border Czar Tom Homan is pushing back hard on Pope Leo XIV, accusing the pontiff of misunderstanding the human toll of illegal immigration -- and arguing that President Trump's border crackdown is saving lives on both sides of the border.

"Look, what he doesn't understand is the flip side to illegal migration," Homan told Breitbart News when asked about Pope Leo's comments on migration. "Thirty-one percent of women get raped making that journey, 4,000 aliens died making that journey under Joe Biden. [A] quarter million Americans died of fentanyl because he opened the borders. When you overwhelm the Border Patrol, all the bad things happen: Sex trafficking increases, fentanyl increases. Securing the border saves lives. And I'd be happy to sit down and explain it to him: Illegal migration is not a victimless crime. So President Trump having illegal immigration down 96 percent, he's saving thousands of lives every year."

Homan, who described himself as a practicing Catholic, said Church leadership should be aligned with law enforcement and the rule of law. "I'm a lifelong Catholic, a still-practicing Catholic," he added. "The Catholic faith is always in support of law enforcement -- always has been. [Pope Leo] should be too."

He also invited the Pope to allow unlimited immigration into Vatican City and see how that works out for them: "If we jumped the wall at the Vatican, penalties are MUCH harder than in America." Video here.


Trump put a hold on the Pirate State of Minnesota's Medicaid funding.


Trump admin freezes Minnesota Medicaid cash -- $259 million put on ice

Vice President JD Vance announced Wednesday that the Trump administration is temporarily halting portions of federal Medicaid funding to Minnesota, delivering a blunt warning that the state must prove it can safeguard taxpayer dollars before the money starts flowing again.

Standing alongside Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services Administrator Mehmet Oz, Vance said the administration is preparing to move "very aggressively" against individuals and organizations accused of exploiting Medicare and Medicaid programs.

"We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that are going to the state of Minnesota," Vance said, arguing the pause is necessary "to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligation seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."

Oz confirmed that roughly $259 million in Medicaid payments to the state would be deferred.

Vance emphasized that health care providers in Minnesota have already been paid and that reimbursements to doctors and hospitals are not being cut off. Instead, the administration is suspending federal payments directed to the state government itself until officials demonstrate concrete steps to root out fraud and tighten oversight.

The vice president pointed to what he described as particularly egregious abuse inside a program designed to provide after-school services to autistic children.

"A program that existed to ensure that autistic children had access to some after-school services has made a number of people rich," Vance said, alleging that fraudsters set up sham businesses and even claimed services for individuals who were not autistic in order to siphon federal funds.

Guess who got angry and ran her ugly mouth when Trump mentioned the Somali pillaging of taxpayer funds?

Standing before a joint session of Congress, Trump argued that America has been "plundered" by entrenched corruption and singled out Minnesota as a glaring case study. He alleged that members of the state's Somali community had siphoned an estimated $19 billion from taxpayers, adding that the true cost could be far higher. Other states -- including California, Massachusetts, and Maine -- face similar problems, he said, framing the issue as part of a broader culture of fraud that flourished under weak enforcement and open-border policies.

"This is the kind of corruption that shreds the fabric of a nation," Trump declared, warning that the consequences don't stay confined to balance sheets. He argued that unchecked fraud and mass immigration drive up medical bills, insurance premiums, rent, taxes, and crime -- costs that land squarely on working Americans.

In one of the night's defining moments, Trump announced a formal federal "war on fraud," naming Vice President JD Vance to lead the charge. Though the administration began targeting waste months ago, Trump said the effort is now entering a more aggressive phase. The scale of abuse already uncovered, he claimed, is so vast that fully eliminating it could move the federal government to a balanced budget with stunning speed.

Democrats erupted when Trump referred to "Somali pirates" who "ransacked Minnesota," language that immediately drew outrage from Omar. Omar shouted "liar" from her seat as the president continued speaking -- a moment that crystallized the partisan divide over immigration, oversight, and accountability.

I don't know if I can take credit, but I began calling them "Somali pirates" before I saw anyone else doing so.

Below, she displays third-world standards of public behavior we've come to expect from our endless hordes of Cultural Enrichers.

The Democrats are shrieking that people with DACA deferments are being deported.

What the fail to mention: DACA is predicated on the recipient not committing crimes, and 92% of these DACA recipients have in fact committed crimes.

You may have seen videos of feral criminals smashing people in the face with snowballs -- and when cops showed up, they pelted the cops in the face with snowballs, too.

Gay Theater Kid Jihadist Communist Mamdani rushed to defend the savages, claiming they were just "kids."

Say hello to one of the "kids."

One of the hooligans who allegedly pelted NYPD cops with snowballs in a rowdy free-for-all at Washington Square Park has been unmasked -- as a 27-year-old punk who was arrested for attempted robbery just weeks ago, police said.

Gusmane Coulibaly was cuffed on Thursday in connection to the Monday afternoon mayhem that sent two uniformed cops to the hospital, authorities said.

Cops didn't immediately say what he was charged with.

It wasn't Coulibaly's first run-in with the law.

He was arrested for attempted robbery in a Bronx subway station less than three weeks ago, cops and sources said.

Coulibaly was one of four suspects pictured in surveillance photos released by the NYPD a day after video of the "snow"-commotion went viral on social media.

The three others remain at large, police said.

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Another Innocent Bah-Bah Child, as Actual Justice Warrior says.

CNN "reporter" Kasie Hunt badgered John Fetterman about whether he's a real Democrat or not.

He supports abortion on demand until the child's head exits the birth canal. I think that's answer enough right there.

She asked him if he approved of the third-world savage behavior of Ilhan "Omar" Nur and Rashida Tlaib. He declined to criticize them, but said that we must not let Congress become "the Springer Show."

In response to this, Kasie Hunt immediately asked if it's all Donald Trump's fault that Ilhan and Rashida act like third-world savages.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 Cheater slicks!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (Kt19C)

2 I have been disinformed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 06:15 PM (W2Pud)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 26, 2026 06:16 PM (LdBR/)

4 Is it wine time?
Why yes...yes it is!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:16 PM (2WIwB)

5 So the Fibbies formed a union!

and demanded equal rights!

something something something

Chop them up with hatchets axes and saws

The End.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 06:17 PM (x8k2o)

6 (heartland signal on tt)

*international sign of the doughnut*

Posted by: ack ack ACKACK ack ACKACKACK ack at February 26, 2026 06:17 PM (sGtp+)

7 Muslim women sure do love to yell. Every pro-Palestine protest always has at least one crazy whose tightly wrapped head scarf somehow doesn't cut off her circulation enough to her screaming SHAME! over and over again.

Posted by: the lower depths at February 26, 2026 06:18 PM (br79J)

8
$259 million put on ice

HA - Put on ICE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (Cqx++)

9 Netflix pulled out of the WB deal. The WB Discovery board found Paramount's newest offer superior.

Paramount is buying WB.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (eghNg)

10 it's 5 o'clock somewhere....

Posted by: pahound at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (B6RK+)

11 Yyrkoon!

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (f1kZG)

12 Dr. Z. Was a racist. Who knew?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (dAq3u)

13 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Not suffering "irreparable harm?"

The US citizens killed, maimed and injured by these untrained, unvetted, illiterate illegals violating traffic laws all over the country.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (HXT0k)

14 I'm sorry, you fucking dumb cunt, how is Trump responsible for assholes acting out at the SOTU ?

Did TRUMP come and heckle someone during the SOTU ? No ?

Then fuck off

Posted by: deadrody at February 26, 2026 06:21 PM (vgB0v)

15 However much Minnesota stole, that is how much they should not receive again, until they can prove they are trustworthy, which should take about 30 years of open books to prove. Tim Walz should be in prison. I know he got paid, because he knew and actively prevented whistleblowers from stopping it. And that Omar chicken needs to find out just how much of a blessing it is to be from Somalia, by having a taxpayer trip there, one way.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 06:21 PM (oT3jI)

16 Repair your harm back on the subcontinent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (dAq3u)

17 13 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Not suffering "irreparable harm?"

The US citizens killed, maimed and injured by these untrained, unvetted, illiterate illegals violating traffic laws all over the country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (HXT0k

====

Losing a license is irreparable harm?

I'm gonna need a caselaw citation on that one.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (eghNg)

18 These Somalis are just stealing the welfare dollars Americans won't, really it is an act of love

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (sKqQm)

19 Netflix pulled out of the WB deal. The WB Discovery board found Paramount's newest offer superior.

Paramount is buying WB.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (eghNg)


OK, good.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (/M/4v)

20 >>>Paramount is buying WB.

I guess that's the least worst outcome?

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2026 06:23 PM (q177U)

21 Paramount is buying WB.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (eghNg)

By by Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 06:23 PM (oT3jI)

22 The Pope lives in a walled city. The Vatican, IIRC, is not a party to Schengen. He can SIFD and STFU.

(My family has a family missal, not a Bible, but nevertheless, I eagerly anticipate attacks on me as being anti-Catholic. Which cannot be further from the truth.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:23 PM (hJH5n)

23 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Forcing citizens to get a poison shot = not harm

Taking away a criminal's license to drive a truck = harm

Hmm...that doesn't look like its quite right to me...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:23 PM (sKqQm)

24 Ariva undelay undelay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (dAq3u)

25 Do bears still shit in the woods? Because Pope Kyle certainly isn't any flavor of Christian

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (sKqQm)

26 20 >>>Paramount is buying WB.

I guess that's the least worst outcome?
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2026 06:23 PM (q177U)

====

Less bad than Netflix, for sure.

Ellison is supposedly Trump aligned, which could influence the type of content from WB IP, but I mostly care about Netflix not killing WB's cataloged physical media efforts.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (eghNg)

27 so, Paramount now owns CNN. Should be fun!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (/M/4v)

28 "The BadOrangeMan made me do it"

- Flip Wilson phrase updated for the 21st Century

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (5yDGQ)

29 Paramount is buying WB.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (eghNg

---

Great. Now we are going to get Kurtzman Harry Potter.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (f1kZG)

30 $259 million seems a little low. But its a start.

I mean Target paid $110 million just to run away.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (n5tGW)

31 "What the fail to mention: DACA is predicated on the recipient not committing crimes, and 92% of these DACA recipients have in fact committed crimes."

100%.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (hJH5n)

32 Is it wine time?
Why yes...yes it is!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:16 PM (2WIwB)

Lucky. I have to go to a choir festival tonight where Pookette is in 4/16 songs. Choir is mandatory for the 7th and 8th graders, but she likes it. I just won't be able to distinctly hear her like I do with band concerts.

Posted by: pookysgirl will do a lot for her kids at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (Wt5PA)

33 18 These Somalis are just stealing the welfare dollars Americans won't, really it is an act of love
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, they love other peoples' money. Money for nothing. Lazy, obnoxious, unAmerican, and just plain ugly to the bone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (oT3jI)

34 Wonder what they will do with CNN. How about fire Amanpour. Out of a cannon.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (/M/4v)

35 Where is new Target HQ?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (dAq3u)

36 Remember how salty these bitches got when Joe Wilson yelled "You lie!" during the state of the union address? Wilson was reprimanded by the House for that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (44PAK)

37 the Vatican was in France for a while; just sayin'

Posted by: pahound at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (B6RK+)

38 Target is why Minnesota can't have nice things

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

39 Zaslov allowed WB to become interesting, but he killed Batwoman so the left hated him.

Ellison is Trump friendly, so the left hates him.

Netflix put out Cuties, so the left loves it.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (eghNg)

40 Think of what we missed out on with Netflix not getting WB:

Black Harry Potter
Black Liu Kang
Black Superman
Black Paul Atriedes
Black Ash (Evil Dead)
Black Bruce Wayne
and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (sKqQm)

41 17 13 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Too bad. Last time I got a DL I had to bring a passport to confirm mine.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (hJH5n)

42 Because Pope Kyle certainly isn't any flavor of Christian
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (sKqQm)

He is, but he's no politician. Just like most of them are not. Sometimes, he needs to just be quiet and pray, in order to be the leader we need.

But, as Ron White says, I had the right to remain silent.....but I did not have ability.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (oT3jI)

43 Last Sunday on the bool thread:

This past week I was struck by how similar militant transmen on social media are to the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood.

Wolf wears a wolfish smile and talks sweetly to naive LRRH and carefully diverts her on a task of gathering flowers, then the wolf runs ahead and eats granma, jumps in her bed, wearing her dress.

Posted by: 13times at February 22, 2026 09:41 AM (0Z82p)

Posted by: 13times at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (V7dWf)

44 Paramount is buying WB.

hmm.... *scribbles note* star trek / harry potter crossover.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (sGtp+)

45 Assume these leftwing judges, and the Dem party themselves, are the political wing of organized crime in America and everything makes sense

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (sKqQm)

46 >>>Ellison is supposedly Trump aligned, which could influence the type of content from WB IP, but I mostly care about Netflix not killing WB's cataloged physical media efforts.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (eghNg)

Someone should tell TJM his phone has achieved sentience and has gone rogue.

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (q177U)

47 hmm.... *scribbles note* star trek / harry potter crossover.

Then: Shut up Wesley

Now: Shut up Harry

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (sKqQm)

48 Losing a license is irreparable harm?

I'm gonna need a caselaw citation on that one.
Posted by: TJM's phone
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Requirement to get an injunction is that the plaintiff must show irreparable harm from the action of the defendant among other things.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

49 We have Paramount+ so I guess I'm a big winner.

*sticks thumbs behind suspenders and grins like a red headed stepchild*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

50 46 >>>Ellison is supposedly Trump aligned, which could influence the type of content from WB IP, but I mostly care about Netflix not killing WB's cataloged physical media efforts.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (eghNg)

Someone should tell TJM his phone has achieved sentience and has gone rogue.
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2026 06:28 PM (q177U)

===

TJM is editing video like a fool!

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (eghNg)

51 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.
-----

Once upon a time the people knew how to handle the criminals and judges that judges showed no interest in handling...

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

52 Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis

A literal rainbow flag and box wine desert now.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (abIsI)

53 Losing a license is irreparable harm?

I'm gonna need a caselaw citation on that one.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:22 PM (eghNg)

***

An illegal driving a truck and harming a member of my family may cause irreparable harm to said driver, and possibly to whomever let the muthafu*ka lose on American highways.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:29 PM (2WIwB)

54 I don't know if I can take credit, but I began calling them "Somali pirates" before I saw anyone else doing so.
_______________________________

I tend to think a more accurate description would be the "Somali Gypsies". First, the Gypsies (Romani) are nomadic. They have an origin (probably), but disperse themselves all over the globe (you will find them in little pickets everywhere). AND, you will find the same issues at each location (Sweden being on of the latest to realize a "Somali" school system had misappropriated millions right out of the country). Gypsies are categorized by their petty crime, theft, fraud, violence, deviant, illegal occupations, and an outright refusal to assimilate into society. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Orson at February 26, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

55 37 the Vatican was in France for a while; just sayin'
Posted by: pahound at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (B6RK+)

Sort of. The Vatican has always been on the banks of the Tiber River. The Pope moved to Avignon during a particularly bad stretch of politics (see how that is? Maybe keep his mouth shut about it? Oh well.), and St. Catherine read the Pope the riot act and chased him back to the Vatican.

Sometimes the woman knows the right thing, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 06:30 PM (oT3jI)

56 The funniest thing about Joe Wilson is that the guy was right.

He claimed Obama was lying when Obama said Obamacare wouldn't be used to give illegals health insurance and you'll note the current leftwing line is that if you require a citizenship check for government benefits millions of people will lose their government funded healthcare...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:30 PM (sKqQm)

57 Target moved to Minnesota from Minneapolis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:31 PM (dAq3u)

58 I see Hildabeast came out of her deposition tonight to give a long spiel about what a big nothing burger it all was, yawn, in front of her lawyers, otherwise known as the press.

What no one asked her, of course - if it was all such a nothing burger and did it take a threat of contempt of Congress to get her skank ass in there to do it?

Posted by: Boswell at February 26, 2026 06:31 PM (j10i6)

59 21 Paramount is buying WB.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (eghNg)

By by Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: tcn in AK
=======
Eh, I think Paramount will use the IP better than Netflix. Netflix is perv central nowadays for their own series.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

60 Pope Bob had drunk deep at the well of Revolutionary Theology.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)

61 Losing a license is irreparable harm?

I'm gonna need a caselaw citation on that one.


It's the Made It Up Clause of the Constitution. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 06:32 PM (n5tGW)

62 A new poll commissioned by Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America reveals that Republican softening on the issue of abortion could dampen enthusiasm ahead of the midterm elections this fall.

The hits, they keep coming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 06:33 PM (abIsI)

63 Kabul, Kabul, Kabul is on fire....

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:33 PM (/M/4v)

64 Eh, I think Paramount will use the IP better than Netflix. Netflix is perv central nowadays for their own series.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)
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Counterpoint -- Paramount has destroyed one of its central IPs (Star Trek). Starfleet Academy is among the worst, most depraved television series ever produced.

What makes anyone think they'd treat Looney Tunes as worthy of respect?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 06:34 PM (ESVrU)

65 4 Is it wine time?
Why yes...yes it is!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:16 PM (2WIwB)

Lookit that--it is!

I may need more information, but I'm not sure the cops needed to get involved in snowball fight. Prolly shoulda left that one alone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 26, 2026 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

66 Fetterman still votes with the Ds 91% of the time. He is also going to have a crazy lunatic Democrat (BIRM) primarying him.

Let's see what his loyalty to the Democratic party earns him.

Posted by: Ann at February 26, 2026 06:34 PM (w9jrX)

67 Taliban's HQ is destroyed.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:34 PM (/M/4v)

68 Is Target Northern Campus also in Minneapolis?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:35 PM (dAq3u)

69 47 hmm.... *scribbles note* star trek / harry potter crossover.

Then: Shut up Wesley

Now: Shut up Harry


then: scotty can fix anything
now: seamus accidentally blows up the warp core

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 06:35 PM (sGtp+)

70 Regarding the Russiagate 10th Anniversary from a couple threads back, here are three of the more interesting things that I remember. One, I don't watch TV, and something that really jumped out at me reading quotes from the Sunday talk shows was that the operatives they sent out were very careful to say "hacked the election" -- not "computer hacked the election" or "hacked election computers," so plausibly maybe just an Election Life Hack, like putting a folding sandwich bag on the end of your brick of cheese to keep it fresh. They let the LIVs just assume they meant computer hacking, and to this day, most Democrats believe (without evidence) that Russian computer hackers broke into election computers in 2016 and electronically changed election results.

Two, the Election Life Hack of buying ads on Facebook was, IIRC, not even done by the Russian gov't; it was just a few hundred thousand dollars, which is at the level of private individuals For The Lulz. Three, that is also true of the rallies they sponsored, with the bonus of sponsoring both extremes, and Michael Moore went to one of the far-left ones -- but the Leftstream Media only ambushed a right-wing normie in her front yard.

Posted by: SciVo at February 26, 2026 06:35 PM (Sy6m/)

71 As a Catholic, I've come to expect nothing but failure from church leadership.

Pray.





Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 06:36 PM (qIH9H)

72 All that US mae military equipment left behind and the poke-ee-stahn-ee's still give kabully a good pounding?

Allrighty now!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 06:36 PM (2H3yT)

73 most Democrats believe (without evidence) that Russian computer hackers broke into election computers in 2016 and electronically changed election results.

You can have fun with these guys. Let them tell you Russia altered the results in the 2016 election and then tell them you think the results in the 2020 election and they'll tell you its impossible to change election results via hacking a system

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:37 PM (sKqQm)

74 Gusmane Coulibaly was cuffed on Thursday in connection to the Monday afternoon mayhem that sent two uniformed cops to the hospital, authorities said.

Ask your doctor about prescribing Coulibaly. Side effects include headache, fever, rash, violent outbursts, Tourette's Syndrome, explosive diarrhea, ebonics, dreadlocks, implosive diarrhea, sudden-onset dance-offs, seizures other than aforementioned dance-offs, and, in some cases, death. By implosive diarrhea.

Do not take Coulibaly if you are alleric to Coulibaly or any of its components.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 06:37 PM (VHUov)

75 I'm good, only television I watch is Bluey.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 06:38 PM (LHPAg)

76 ou're a good blogger everyday, Ace. The best!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

77 Pakistan has nukes. And the means to deliver them.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 06:39 PM (rj6Yv)

78 That is a pile of money to drive 25 minutes up the road.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:39 PM (dAq3u)

79 Do not take Coulibaly if you are alleric to Coulibaly or any of its components.
___

If you die after taking Coulibaly, call your doctor.

Posted by: Coulibaly Ear at February 26, 2026 06:39 PM (qUkBO)

80 TJM,
FWIW, a license to do business can be treated as a due process property interest so denial requires some degree of due process using the Mathews v. Eldridge balancing test to determine how much.

To get a temporary injunction, one must allege an irreparable harm if the license is denied until the case is litigated. Once it is litigated, the plaintiffs surely hope that judge will find grounds that the plaintiffs will suffer irreparable harm due to unjust action by the government and prevent the revocation of the licenses.

As far as appellate courts go, it depends---issues of public highway safety, federal laws requiring English competence, possibility of CDL schools and authorities simply pencil whipping applicants for a fee, all come into play here.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:39 PM (E4rtv)

81 77 I still will not tip them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:39 PM (dAq3u)

82 41 17 13 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Too bad. Last time I got a DL I had to bring a passport to confirm mine.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (hJH5n)

I care less if these ILLEGAL ALIENS do suffer irreparable harm. Plus which my dad was an OTR driver and I don't like illegals making truck drivers as a group look bad. Citizens do and will drive commercially, its not exactly picking lettuce in the hot sun.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 06:40 PM (Sokdp)

83 It doesn’t matter how many illegals get raped or murdered coming here or how many of us gets the same. The important thing is that shitlibs feel good about themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 06:40 PM (j9Zac)

84 Huh...
So the MSN page that I was forced to accept with my new 'puter no longer lets me comment on their stories. Complete removal of the comment tag.
I wonder why?

(limp dick mutha fu*kas!)

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)

85 Waiting to see what China's response is to the Pakistan Taliban thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 06:41 PM (+nEug)

86 The important thing is that shitlibs feel good about themselves.

==

HA! they never feel good about themselves ! win

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:41 PM (/M/4v)

87 73 most Democrats believe (without evidence) that Russian computer hackers broke into election computers in 2016 and electronically changed election results.

You can have fun with these guys. Let them tell you Russia altered the results in the 2016 election and then tell them you think the results in the 2020 election and they'll tell you its impossible to change election results via hacking a system
Posted by: 18-1
=======
Or you can just laugh at them and call them liars because of all the things that didn't happen, Russian hacking affecting elections in 2016 is one of them. The alleged issue in 2016 dealt with Fakebook ads by Russians, not hacking election machines.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

88 Remember when she was sprayed eith fluid and was a big hero?

Yeah, No one remembers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

89 24 Ariva undelay undelay.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (dAq3u)

***spock eyebrow***

You're not going to do with with our Mexican Overlords with that shit...

arriba, arriba; andele andele

Knowing that could save you a shanking

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 26, 2026 06:42 PM (3sXRv)

90 Remember when she was sprayed eith fluid and was a big hero?

Yeah, No one remembers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work

Kumala got where she is by being sprayed with fluid.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 26, 2026 06:42 PM (MGB5H)

91 Having taken a look at the media response to the Dems' stupidity at the SOTUA, I'd say that the dust still hasn't settled yet.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

92 77 Pakistan has nukes. And the means to deliver them.
Posted by: mrp
=======
And yet like most of the Turd World, maintenance of nukes is critical to keep them working. Turd World does poorly on those standards.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (E4rtv)

93 This pope is a shit stain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (snZF9)

94 Kasie Hunt immediately asked if it's all Donald Trump's fault that Ilhan and Rashida act like third-world savages.

Well, duh!! Obviously, yes!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (0sNs1)

95 I've always enjoyed a good snowball fight, but I would never consider engaging with on-duty, active duty LEOs because that would be stupid.

If you mess with the bull you get the horns.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 06:44 PM (gVUi7)

96 >"I'm a lifelong Catholic, a still-practicing Catholic," he added. "The Catholic faith is always in support of law enforcement -- always has been. [Pope Leo] should be too."
---

Hey, Oh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 06:45 PM (Sh6IX)

97 If you mess with the bull you get the horns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 06:44 PM


Well, *I'm* not the one who gets the horn.

Posted by: David F. at February 26, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

98 It doesn’t matter how many illegals get raped or murdered coming here or how many of us gets the same. The important thing is that shitlibs feel good about themselves.

You think too highly of them by far. Talk with a leftist and you'll get the real reason they want illegals

1) Cheap help
2) Cheap employees
3) Votes for leftist pols

You'll not note of those reasons relate to some sort of real welfare improvement for the illegals

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:45 PM (sKqQm)

99 CDL licenses
——

ATM Machine
VIN Number

Posted by: Think Before You Type! at February 26, 2026 06:45 PM (5119n)

100 Hang on, what's going on between Pakistan and the Taliban?

Posted by: Methos at February 26, 2026 06:45 PM (vSvIl)

101 Pakistan has nukes. And the means to deliver them.
Posted by: mrp
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And yet like most of the Turd World, maintenance of nukes is critical to keep them working. Turd World does poorly on those standards.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (E4rtv)

***

Well...it's been a while since I have been there but I can say without reservation, that the Pakis A) know how to build them; and B) know how to maintain them.
I actually trust their control processes.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)

102 Guy on the radio today said that little warmongering unknown gender bitch Lindsey Graham was in the WH today.

For the loss of blood and death he has caused to date and the Armageddon he is obsessed with causing in the not too distant future Graham is a guy who the WH would do well to cancel.

MAGA wants accountability (ie prosecutions ) for seditionists and traitors here in the USA snd the SAVE America Act enacted by whatever means necessary. NO one in MAGA cares fuck all about Ms Lindsey’s bloodlust. Why Trump allows Graham in the WH is ……unknown.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (ZdMwZ)

103 so, what was MN Antifa's demands for Target?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (rbvCR)

104 Counterpoint -- Paramount has destroyed one of its central IPs (Star Trek). Starfleet Academy is among the worst, most depraved television series ever produced.

What makes anyone think they'd treat Looney Tunes as worthy of respect?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Star Dreck was already well developed by the time Paramount got bought. So the question was to cancel the series or not and as we have seen even with Disney and its Snow White debacle, at a certain point, it costs more to can it than to issue the dreck because losses can be written off at that point.

Netflix would have Bugs and Yosemite Sam as lovers.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (E4rtv)

105 And Fetterman will vote with the Dems.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (HYqoK)

106 And yet like most of the Turd World, maintenance of nukes is critical to keep them working. Turd World does poorly on those standards.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (E4rtv)
===

The Japanese would never attack Pearl Harbor - they haven't mastered at-sea refueling and the harbor waters are too shallow for air-dropped torps.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

107 Breaking news: After her testimony today, Hillary! said the following about it:

"I don't know how many times I had to say I did not know Jeffrey Epstein. I never went to his island. I never went to his homes,' Hillary said after her testimony on Thursday.

It then got, at the end, quite unusual because I started being asked about UFOs and a series of questions about Pizza-gate, one of the most vile bogus conspiracy theories that was propagated on the internet."

-- Hillary R. Clinton

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

108 Well, light one off on the Taliban.

I do feel like nukes are the good China/Silverware meant for important company that never arrives.*


*couple decades old Dennis Miller joke

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

109 Well...it's been a while since I have been there but I can say without reservation, that the Pakis A) know how to build them; and B) know how to maintain them.
I actually trust their control processes.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I'll defer to your specific expertise in the matter.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

110 95 I've always enjoyed a good snowball fight, but I would never consider engaging with on-duty, active duty LEOs because that would be stupid.

If you mess with the bull you get the horns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Why did the cops enter the area? Was there a crime occurring? If I was a cop, I’d let the people have at it. Unless there was a crime being committed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (W2Pud)

111 >>Taliban's HQ is destroyed.


This close to Pride Month!?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (1Udfd)

112 All that US mae military equipment left behind and the poke-ee-stahn-ee's still give kabully a good pounding?

Allrighty now!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 06:36 PM (2H3yT)
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It's basically the equivalent of handing over a Star Destroyer to Ewoks.

They have no clue how to use the technology as intended, nor can they maintain it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (ESVrU)

113 One possible explanation of pizza gate is that black hats working with the left pushed out a hoax just close enough to Epstein to claim all of it was hogwash.

And you'll notice before the leftist 180 on Epstein this past year their standard argument was to conflate Pizzagate and Epstein...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm)

114 The Japanese would never attack Pearl Harbor - they haven't mastered at-sea refueling and the harbor waters are too shallow for air-dropped torps.
Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

They had a high tech solution for the shallow water problem. They used pieces of wood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 06:49 PM (j9Zac)

115 I've always enjoyed a good snowball fight, but I would never consider engaging with on-duty, active duty LEOs because that would be stupid.

If you mess with the bull you get the horns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 06:44 PM (gVUi7)
Gusmane Coulibaly was cuffed on Thursday in connection to the Monday afternoon mayhem that sent two uniformed cops to the hospital, authorities said.

I read that is was wet heavy snow, in NYC. But the thugs were not 'just throwing snowballs'. I didn't try to find out exactly what sent those cops to the hospital, so I don't know if they were struck by well aimed ice balls, or fell down or what. From the snippets it sounds like the cops had to retreat and then the city used the cameras to ID some thugs for later arrest.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 06:50 PM (Sokdp)

116 It's basically the equivalent of handing over a Star Destroyer to Ewoks.

They have no clue how to use the technology as intended, nor can they maintain it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM


But it still has shelves.

Posted by: Jack "Ewok" Sparrow at February 26, 2026 06:50 PM (0sNs1)

117 111 >>Taliban's HQ is destroyed.


This close to Pride Month!?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (1Udfd

Never gets old. I'm not even sure its a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 06:51 PM (YlWIZ)

118 I actually trust their control processes.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I'll defer to your specific expertise in the matter.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

***

Well, trust is a big step. Better to just let us agree on that fact that they Pakis are reason...

WE INTURRUPT THIS POST AND ADVICE YOU TO TUNE INTO YOUR LOCLA EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:51 PM (2WIwB)

119 And you'll notice before the leftist 180 on Epstein this past year their standard argument was to conflate Pizzagate and Epstein...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm)

Or Adenochrome. There is a whole lot of stuff they try to equate with them being child molesters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

120 The Japanese would never attack Pearl Harbor - they haven't mastered at-sea refueling and the harbor waters are too shallow for air-dropped torps.
Posted by: mrp
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That is more on the US Navy, they ignored the Battle of Taranto with the Brits attacking the Italian Navy base while the Japs studied it intently.

And In 1932, nearly a decade before the actual attack, the U.S. Navy conducted a war game that simulated a surprise aerial assault on Pearl Harbor—mirroring the real event of December 7, 1941. This exercise was led by Rear Admiral Harry Yarnel.

Lots of issues regarding nuke maintenance of warheads on a regular basis. Former buddy of mine used to do that for USAF at Nellis before he had to retire in the 90's due to disability.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:53 PM (E4rtv)

121 Take the credit! Somali Pirates is what they are, and someone on the Golden Scalp Weasle's team pays attention hete.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 26, 2026 06:53 PM (kGdxl)

122 Klara
@klara_sjo

Learn why C4 has the label "Do Not Eat" except in the form of white girl music

https://tinyurl.com/3eshmud4

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

123 Or Adenochrome. There is a whole lot of stuff they try to equate with them being child molesters.

Back in the 80s you'll notice there were a bunch of government friendly media sources pushing "see lights in the sky? MUST BE ALIENS!" And I firmly believe this was a way to try and hide people actually seeing stealth tech experiments.

Oh you saw a flying wing that didn't show up on radar and was way to quiet and maneuverable for an airplane that size? Totally not an advanced stealth bomber. Must be ALIENS!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm)

124 Taliban's HQ is destroyed.


Ahhh...OK.
Which one?
Where?
What clan.
What is the specific BDA?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:55 PM (2WIwB)

125 >>Taliban's HQ is destroyed.

See, Protesters in MN should pay attention and lear!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

126 And In 1932, nearly a decade before the actual attack, the U.S. Navy conducted a war game that simulated a surprise aerial assault on Pearl Harbor—mirroring the real event of December 7, 1941. This exercise was led by Rear Admiral Harry Yarnel.

Lots of issues regarding nuke maintenance of warheads on a regular basis. Former buddy of mine used to do that for USAF at Nellis before he had to retire in the 90's due to disability.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:53 PM (E4rtv)

They didn't quite ignore it, they were on full alert for a few weeks based off information. The date was for late November. Japanese delayed for a week or so and got there on the next Sunday when the navy had stood down.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)

127 Did Target Lear its lesson?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:56 PM (dAq3u)

128 If you mess with the bull you get the horns.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 06:44 PM (gVUi7)

Or ass pregnant. Deliciously ass pregnant.

Posted by: David French at February 26, 2026 06:56 PM (44PAK)

129 Ahhh...OK.
Which one?
Where?
What clan.
What is the specific BDA?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:55 PM (2WIwB)

In Kabul.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (/M/4v)

130 Why would you eat C-4?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

131 Javid marg bar!

*hat tip AH Loyd*

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (2H3yT)

132 Tired of the debating fine points of the law.

Using the J6 precedent lock them ALL up until their cases are adjudicated sequentially.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (Sh6IX)

133 The video details the Nov. 18, 1952 dogfight with seven Russian piloted MIGs the saw Navy Capt. Royce Williams awarded the Medal of Honor at the 2026 SOTU speech. The mission was classified to avoid escalating Cold War tensions, as Soviet involvement in Korea was not publicly acknowledged.

https://youtu.be/x03gRnZBJhc

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (BnDlA)

134 >>> He also invited the Pope to allow unlimited immigration into Vatican City...

Yes, this Pope is a hypocrit.
Number one of the unenumerated sins.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

135 Marg bar Khomeini!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:58 PM (/M/4v)

136 I remember when when one guy shouted "You lie!" during Obama's SotU speech and it was a Major Scandal and Proof That Republicans Are Racist. They talked about it for weeks and kept bringing it up for years.

And now these two nasties continually heckle Trump but the media doesn't seem to care.

So tell me more about how Our Precious Norms are being eroded and who's responsible.

Posted by: Martbell at February 26, 2026 06:59 PM (YPOSl)

137 93 This pope is a shit stain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 06:
Only reason he was put under that hat was to be the anti-Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

138 Joe Wilson.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:00 PM (dAq3u)

139 >>> I don't know if I can take credit, but I began calling them "Somali pirates" before I saw anyone else doing so.

Kind of obvious. Like calling Germans "Krauts" before they were known for fine engineering.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 07:00 PM (/lPRQ)

140 They had a high tech solution for the shallow water problem. They used pieces of wood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 06:49 PM (j9Zac)
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The Japanese carefully studied the British attack against the Italian Regia Marina at Taranto November 11-12, 1940. Parts of the the RN's special wood-and-wire torpedo carriages were retrieved by the Germans and Italians and their findings were available to IJN attaches. In any case, the Japanese had been working on shallow water torpedo drops since 1939.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 07:01 PM (rj6Yv)

141 "Marg bar Khomeini!"

He's already marg. Time to shout "marg bar khamenie

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 07:02 PM (2H3yT)

142 Why would you eat C-4?
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

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Pairs well with crayons.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2026 07:02 PM (2UnvF)

143 Javid Shah

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:03 PM (+nEug)

144 He's already marg. Time to shout "marg bar khamenie

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They all look alike!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:03 PM (/M/4v)

145 Is somethong happening in Persia?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:05 PM (dAq3u)

146 somebody should blow up Khomeini's tomb and entertainment complex

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:05 PM (/M/4v)

147 Pope Leo seems to have the same approach on wrongdoing that blue-cities' law enforcement jas, crack down hard on petty offenses on the otherwise law abiding, and let the criminals slide on everything.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 07:05 PM (Dv3i1)

148 Rear Admiral Harry

Go on...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 26, 2026 07:05 PM (wGerL)

149 They didn't quite ignore it, they were on full alert for a few weeks based off information. The date was for late November. Japanese delayed for a week or so and got there on the next Sunday when the navy had stood down.
Posted by: Oldcat
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FDR ignored warnings about risks at Pearl when he moved the bulk of the fleet there from San Diego but FDR wanted to make a political point. Democrats almost always in peacetime like to play with troops for 'signalling' bullshit. The truth is FDR was a POS that did not think the Japanese were a threat.

Then there was the internecine battle between DC and the crypto crew at Pearl over control and management of decrypts. Kelly Turner and his catspaws in the DC HQ were responsible for that dysfunction.

The greatest blame though should have been on MacArthur and his air commander letting most of the US aircraft get destroyed on the airfields well after Pearl got hit and they were notified.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:06 PM (E4rtv)

150 runner, number on on the free Iranians list.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:06 PM (+nEug)

151 Did Target Lear its lesson?
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer unrepentant woke company.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

152 Oh good, we can finally have the super gay Star Trek / DCU crossover movies a 0.001% of the population crave.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)

153 somebody should blow up Khomeini's tomb and entertainment complex
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That stupid rock in Mecca should have been obliterated on September 12th, 2001.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

154 It became difficult to get guys to perform roving guard duty at night after December 7th

All over battleship row, one could hear the distinctive “tap tap tap” of metal on metal, trapped sailors in capsized ships. No way to get them out. This went on for weeks.

They raised one battleship and eventually discovered a calendar that was X’d off until December 23rd, a few guys had found refuge in a compartment.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 07:07 PM (TEI8e)

155 Tousi is playing a vid of what's going on in Kabul. With all that gun fire, sounds like a hot war is going on!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (2H3yT)

156 I see Politico is trying the help the dred-gopers by saying Cornyn losing in the primary will flip Texas.

Yo lib journos...our contempt for Cornyn matches our contempt for y'all. Keep tryin'.

Posted by: DanMan at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (8uzBS)

157 That stupid rock in Mecca should have been obliterated on September 12th, 2001.

==

Let's focus on the "now" shall we ?

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (/M/4v)

158 Just listened to Fetterman.

It's like they pulled a random name from the phone book to serve in Congress.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

159 Tousi is playing a vid of what's going on in Kabul. With all that gun fire, sounds like a hot war is going on!!!

==

Be funny if USS Lincoln is really there to put an end to the Taliban, no ?

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (/M/4v)

160 I don't think so , but with Trump , you never know!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (/M/4v)

161 Kabuli Theatre.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (dAq3u)

162 Losing a license is irreparable harm?
I'm gonna need a caselaw citation on that one.
Posted by: TJM's phone

The law means precisely dick. These fucking illegal aliens broke the law evem being here and the entire legal establishment is covering and fighting for them. We're stuck going through the bullshit process dragged out for years, and these fucking commie cocksucker "judges" rule by fiat. This. Cannot. Go. On.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (osHWw)

163 It's like they pulled a random name from the phone book to serve in Congress.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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That would be preferable.

Posted by: WFB at February 26, 2026 07:11 PM (XeU6L)

164 These last few generations of Popes are no Thomas Aquinas. They're marxist dopes controlled by a global caliphate.

The Vatican is a money laundering christian mecca.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 07:11 PM (gVUi7)

165 Audit the Vatican !

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:12 PM (/M/4v)

166 The Pope may want to tend to his own flock. California Catholic Bishop resigns after it is found that he made numerous trips to Tijuana brothel known for human trafficking, etc. Also, he has had a years long relationship with woman who he moved to San Diego with him from out of state. Maybe he was just try to "Minister" to them.

https://tinyurl.com/444fmb3j

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 07:12 PM (oiNtH)

167 Don't most judges start out as lawyers? This seems to be a structural problem.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

168
Sorry, but I'm not whitepilled.

"steps to root out fraud and tighten oversight" is a fucking joke.

Minnesota can use ChatGPT to put together an outline in half an hour and the feds will rubber stamp it and make a plan to revisit the issue in 18 months.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 07:13 PM (5pERN)

169 158 Just listened to Fetterman.

It's like they pulled a random name from the phone book to serve in Congress.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (/lPRQ)

Note, the Democrats only elected him when he was brain impaired.

Sadly for them, he got better, and now makes some sense, so Dems will NOT elect him again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)

170 I always forget, could someone give me the section of the US Code that has DACA? Want to review the details.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 07:14 PM (U/Byj)

171
It's basically the equivalent of handing over a Star Destroyer to Ewoks.

Can you help us make it go?

Posted by: Pakleds at February 26, 2026 07:14 PM (Cqx++)

172 The greatest blame though should have been on MacArthur and his air commander letting most of the US aircraft get destroyed on the airfields well after Pearl got hit and they were notified.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:06 PM (E4rtv)
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IIRC, MacArthur ordered all planes up for an expected Japanese attack at dawn. The Japanese attack was delayed by fog (I'm working from memory here) or some other reason, and by the time they showed up over Clark Field and the other USAAC bases, the US planes were being refueled. Of course, there were no radar nets operating in the PI and even coastal observation posts would have been of little use for detecting Japanese AF units based in Indochina and flying over water.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 07:14 PM (rj6Yv)

173 We be Hope's that US Milartory listins too that Seniter Kellerty guy from California about Trump givering a illegally ordoor if we be attacks that Irun place.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 26, 2026 07:15 PM (jwBFW)

174 Did any bulls with tits kill anyone today?

Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at February 26, 2026 07:15 PM (qUkBO)

175 161 Kabuli Theatre.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (dAq3u)

Is that the sequel after Kabuki Theatre?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

176 170 I always forget, could someone give me the section of the US Code that has DACA? Want to review the details.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 07:14 PM (U/Byj)

Uh... 18 USC 1324?

Oh... wait....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:17 PM (mP0Kj)

177 Hillary Clinton is the worst liar ever. She is a worthless piece of sub-human flesh and should just go away.

She probably likes little girls also just like BJ Bill.

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (xl8DV)

178 Also Pope Leo obviously gets his news from CNN, he can't be bothered to get the true story before spouting off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1)

179 165 Audit the Vatican !
Posted by: runner



Heh! We could send Ron Paul! If he is still alive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (yKhjs)

180 US Code is just a piece of paper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (dAq3u)

181 175 161 Kabuli Theatre.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 07:09 PM (dAq3u)

Is that the sequel after Kabuki Theatre?


then kaboomi theater

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (sGtp+)

182
Ariva undelay undelay.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:24 PM (dAq3u)

***spock eyebrow***

You're not going to do with with our Mexican Overlords with that shit...

arriba, arriba; andele andele

Knowing that could save you a shanking
Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit

================

***Blonde Morticia lip-curl***

Andale, andale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 07:20 PM (5pERN)

183 Ya know... thinking about Fetterman and Democrats.

Are Democrats electing ANY smart Politicians?

Newsome... nope... Biden... brain Dead... AOC... Kamala...

Are there any actual smart Dem politicians beyond the Old School Pelosi's and Clinton types (who were evil, but semi intelligent IMO).

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

184 167 Don't most judges start out as lawyers? This seems to be a structural problem.
Posted by: fd

All judges do except at the most junior level of magistrates and justices of the peace. Even there, a lot of them are now lawyers due to intense competition and oversupply of lawyers. Often those most junior judicial positions are part time so allow the lawyers to build their practices with a paycheck and benefits.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:21 PM (E4rtv)

185 179 165 Audit the Vatican !
Posted by: runner


Heh! We could send Ron Paul! If he is still alive.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 26, 2026 07:19 PM (yKhjs)

What ever happened to our audit of US Gold Reserves?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

186 184 167 Don't most judges start out as lawyers? This seems to be a structural problem.
Posted by: fd

All judges do except at the most junior level of magistrates and justices of the peace. Even there, a lot of them are now lawyers due to intense competition and oversupply of lawyers. Often those most junior judicial positions are part time so allow the lawyers to build their practices with a paycheck and benefits.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:21 PM (E4rtv)

And 1/3rd of Congress were Lawyers, and all have them on Staff on speed dial.

Lawyers writing laws... its almost like ensuring Job security.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)

187 Many here would benefit from Alan Zimm's book on Pearl Harbor. He was at a conference last weekend here and got to talk with him a bit. He has a big bone to pick with Adm. King over the 1942 convoy situation, think there's more to it than he suggested. Will leave it there.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 07:24 PM (U/Byj)

188 What ever happened to our audit of US Gold Reserves?

==

Bessent probably told Musk to stay in his lane? Just guessing.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:24 PM (/M/4v)

189 The reserve is audited every year. Sec of Treasury probably signs off on the audit.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 07:25 PM (/M/4v)

190 I saw a funny thing today for the first time. No idea who authored it.

There's Patriots. Like Trump. Then there're HATE-riots. Like what we saw on Tuesday evening by the Pedocrats.

I think that's great.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 07:26 PM (cxFcK)

191 This Senator "Mr. Freeze" Kelly thinks he is MacArthur telling Harry Truman how to do his job...

Truman was quoted as saying:

I fired him because he wouldn't respect the authority of the President. Sound familiar Senator Freeze ?????

Well Mr. Freeze you are no Gen. MacArther. You are an Clueless Errand Boy for incompetent Democrat Party Grocery Clerks ...

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 26, 2026 07:26 PM (YuOiR)

192 This is why we are so screwed. Lawyers and judges run everything.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

193 nood

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 07:28 PM (osHWw)

194 "She probably likes little girls also just like BJ Bill.
Posted by: Jackson K."

I think she likes them baked or maybe boiled in her cauldron.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

195 Well Mr. Freeze you are no Gen. MacArther. You are an Clueless Errand Boy for incompetent Democrat Party Grocery Clerks ...
Posted by: Jackson K.

And he looks like Nosferatu.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (cxFcK)

196 I just woke from a very rare 2hr nap. Had some benign things zapped off my face & the dermatology esthetician went very wild for perfection. I was a complete idiot (which is also rare) & did not use the numbing cream to numb my entire face.

I endured pain for my craft, which I still haven't found. Whoa. High tolerance for pain but after the 30min mark I was very close to saying enough. Being tough I do not show pain, so it was exhausting.

That said, I could no more roll into a Goodyear Tire place for a tire silicone butt lift that wear a jetpack on the Interstate.

I once saw a woman in TJ Maxx in FL & felt sorry for her as her face was so severely burned and oozing. Thought, "Bless her heart." She was having a ball & foreign. Women would fly in from wherever for plastic surgery.

It is one thing to go through a windshield & need plastic surgery. Another to look like a burn victim & appear in public as it was revolting. I think it was from a CO2 laser. Or she was dragged under a car on asphalt.

I look like I have chickenpox & will not venture out of my cave for days. Maybe if my grands want to come mock me, that's fine. At least I don't look like my entire face is falling off.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 07:32 PM (WONhk)

197 Lawyers writing laws... its almost like ensuring Job security.
Posted by: Romeo13 a
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I hate to tell you but one of the reasons that laws, codes, regulations, are poorly written here is that it is a craft and writing statutes is seldom taught at law schools and certainly not a required ABA core class. The mythos of the US law emphasizes case study so the students presumably learn how to write statutes by reading of cases where it is applied.

Turns out it is a piss poor method to teach students. Euroland, because of civil law depends a lot more on teaching students how to craft statutes, codes, etc.

Our law students are taught common law applications via caselaw to statutory law instead.

And fwiw, no law school teaches writing judicial opinions either except as a special course on occasion. Last I checked, Judge Aldisert's textbook was about the only formal text out there on doing so.

And much of our Congressional law is now crafted by outside interests and presented to Congress critters to sponsor. They have become PR flacks for the laws they propose rather than they or their staffs actually writing the laws.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

198 23 According to a cartel judge, the 20,000 unvetted, untrained illegals who were given CDL licenses will suffer "irreparable harm" if CA voids their CDLs and forces them to confirm their citizenship.

Forcing citizens to get a poison shot = not harm

Taking away a criminal's license to drive a truck = harm

Hmm...that doesn't look like its quite right to me...


You're forgetting we live in upside down r*tard land right now. This kind of brain locking bullsh*t is what we have to look forward to for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 26, 2026 07:48 PM (7gpcF)

199 156 I see Politico is trying the help the dred-gopers by saying Cornyn losing in the primary will flip Texas.

Yo lib journos...our contempt for Cornyn matches our contempt for y'all. Keep tryin'.
Posted by: DanMan at February 26, 2026 07:08 PM (8uzBS)

Yeah, not if Crocked wins the primary.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 08:00 PM (hJH5n)

200 So tell me more about how Our Precious Norms are being eroded and who's responsible.

David French and Erik Erikson are both hot on explaining why you are racist because you noticed their psychotic episodes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 08:05 PM (a4flb)

201 93 This pope is a shit stain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 06:43 PM (snZF9)

I thought he was supposed to be better than Pope Commie the Red that recently passed?

Oh well. We here at the Minotaur Milking Farm look forward to providing steadfast service to the esteemed clergy of the Vatican.

Posted by: Minotaur Milking Farm Ambassodor at February 26, 2026 08:08 PM (7gpcF)

202 If the richest country in the world cannot afford to give billions of dollars in deficit spending to layabout immigrants so they can fund Islamic terror groups in their home country, I don’t know who can.
/s

Posted by: Advo at February 27, 2026 12:59 PM (jO4mz)

LA School Superintendent Raid Update: He's an "Undocumented Immigrant" and He's Being Investigated for Stealing School Funds

You may remember a post yesterday evening about the LA School Superintendent whose home and offices were raided by the FBI. People were guessing what the probe might be about.

Well, he's an illegal alien who has been working in the US for 20 years, and on top of that, he sure seems very, very rich for a public " " " servant " " ".


This article does not say he's being investigated for embezzlement of school funds but the facts sure do suggest that.

Embattled Alberto Carvalho's multi-million dollar real estate portfolio revealed as LAUSD corruption probe rumbles on


LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho has an extensive real estate portfolio, with more than $6.3 million in properties across California and Florida, The California Post learned.

The revelation comes as the embattled schools chief is dealing with federal officials raiding his office, Los Angeles home, and a Miami property tied to the investigation. The raids are tied to allegations of fraud and corruption, a source told The Post.

They're using the word "corruption," which can mean a lot of things, but I think it's clear they mean misappropriation of public funds and/or kickbacks from contractors. A high-ranking school official has a lot of juicy, rich contracts to spread around, you know.


Carvalho owns at least six homes in Florida's Broward County and one in Los Angeles along with his wife, Maria. The schools head used to be Miami-Dade County Public Schools' Superintendent for more than a decade before joining LAUSD in 2022.

His main 3-bed, 3-bath San Pedro home is worth about $1.6 million, according to Zillow. The multi-floor single-family home is around 2,000 square feet.

Carvalho's most valuable home, according to Zillow, is his 5-bed, 4-bath Miami Shores home. It's valued at $2.4 million and has 3,576 square feet of space. He also owns two Miami condos worth around $1.4 million combined, per Zillow.

The LAUSD schools head earns $440,000 per year, and signed a new four-year contract last year.

Three more homes in Fort Lauderdale come in at around $1.3 million combined.
...

The investigation is reportedly tied to a failed AI company called AllHere, which created a chatbot program for LAUSD with Carvalho at the helm, the program was later pulled.

Ah. So he diverted taxpayer funds to pay himself for a failed AI chatbot program.

Unbelievable. This is the kind of blatant self-dealing that Republicans almost never attempt, not because we're saints, but we know that we, unlike protected Democrats especially of the Oppressed Minority variety, would be instantly punished.

The home at the center of the Miami raid belongs to Debra Kerr, one of the leaders of AllHere.

More: He came here at age 17 as an illegal alien.

I don't know when, or if, he got his immigration status fixed.


Born in Portugal as one of six children, Carvalho was the only of his siblings to graduate high school. He came to the United States at age 17 as an undocumented immigrant.

...

While Carvalho keeps his personal life largely private, the Miami Herald reported that he was married to Maria Florio Borgia Carvalho and the couple has a daughter.

Carvalho has also been outspoken on immigration issues.

At a September 2025 news conference, he said students and families should be protected from "immoral, unethical and illegal actions" while referring to ICE raids in LA, describing an "unbearable lack of humanity."

In July 2025, he criticized ICE agents for allegedly urinating on the grounds of a Pico Rivera school, calling it a "new level of despicable insult."

Carvalho faced scrutiny before arriving in Los Angeles.

In 2020, while school superintendent in Miami, the district's Office of the Inspector General reviewed a $1.57 million donation made to a nonprofit he chaired, the Foundation for New Education Initiatives. The office questioned the timing and oversight of the contribution, asking that the donation be returned.

Weird how he keeps directing taxpayer money towards entities he controls or owns.


In 2008, Carvalho, then a senior Miami-Dade school official, was linked to a series of suggestive emails with Miami Herald reporter Tania deLuzuriaga while he was married. The emails included flirtatious messages such as "Will you be completely offended if I jump into your arms the next time I see you?" and expressions like "Love, love, love you. xoxoxo." The messages surfaced publicly after he was named superintendent, and he denied having an affair.

...

In 2025, former LAUSD Superintendent Austin Beutner and several students sued the district, alleging that approximately $77 million in Proposition 28 funds intended for arts and music education were misused. The LAUSD denied wrongdoing and said it is clarifying compliance with state requirements.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2026 05:12 PM (FMtrg)

2 I read that he had become a citizen at some vague point in the past, but could never find confirmation of that. Now I know why.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (98kQX)

3 Florida or California?

I figured LAUSD was California.

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (FMtrg)

4 I'm sure he didn't embezzle anything.

He just bet well on cattle futures.

Posted by: mikeski at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (CUqCx)

5 Willowed:
Heh, leave it to the Japanese to make epic Trump animes:
Posted by: Thrawn


Not to shit on the parade but it's not Japanese. It's just a rando using AI.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (diia5)

6 So close to Pride Month?!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)

7 If on November 6 the Democratic Party makes the net gain of 24 seats needed to win control of the House of Representatives, former CIA agents, military commanders, and State Department officials will provide the margin of victory and hold the balance of power in Congress. The presence of so many representatives of the military-intelligence apparatus in the legislature is a situation without precedent in the history of the United States.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 05:15 PM (RHGPo)

8 "Embattled" LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho has an extensive real estate portfolio, with more than $6.3 million in properties across California and Florida

The LAUSD schools head earns $440,000 per year

Doing the jobs Americans won't do!

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 05:15 PM (pP3eq)

9 Lloyd wins. Go, Lloyd!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (YlWIZ)

10 Undocumented=illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (c27kw)

11 "Embattled"

I hate that word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (06Hmj)

12 "He's an "Undocumented Immigrant"

I've heard this story before. I'll tell ya, every normal man...

Posted by: fd - "No" is a complete sentence at February 26, 2026 05:17 PM (vFG9F)

13 White man would go to prison for this shit.

He'll probably get a star on the walk of fame.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:17 PM (WcDsy)

14 10 Undocumented=illegal.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (c27kw)

A "dreamer"

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:17 PM (VE6XX)

15 Well he was stealing. That must be illegal?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (c27kw)

16 Not having the documents is itself the problem.

It's not a euphemism. It's not like you just misplaced some documents.

The documents don't exist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (06Hmj)

17 Corruption on a grand scale. No longer feel guilty about stealing the office pens.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (ehY6c)

18 15 Well he was stealing. That must be illegal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (c27kw)

It's in FL so there's a chance

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (VE6XX)

19 Unvisaed?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (c27kw)

20 LAUSD is the most corrupt org I ever did projects for.

Nobody else even comes close. More layers of markup and beaks getting wet than anything I ever saw in 30 years.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (WcDsy)

21 Making Somalians look legit

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)

22 Not to shit on the parade but it's not Japanese. It's just a rando using AI.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (diia5)
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Parades used to just get rained on. When did we graduate to shit?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (i1VVh)

23 21 Making Somalians look legit
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)

I wouldn't go that far..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (VE6XX)

24 Well he was stealing. That must be illegal?
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What if stealing was part of his dreaming?

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 05:20 PM (TN0g+)

25 Unified School District.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:20 PM (c27kw)

26 I’m in the wrong business. Do you think I could renounce my citizenship and then stay illegally?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (j9Zac)

27 Why don't i just go around saying I'm the undocumented Mayor of Philadelphia?

Just roll in hot, start firing people, do some real Mister Mayor type shit, and say "what? I'm totally the mayor, guys. I'm just undocumented. No one is a fake mayor on stolen land."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (06Hmj)

28 He was magically planted in LA by a flying gay unicorn riding a beam of light from Uranus.

Undocumented my ass. He's an illegal alien the same as the broad selling Chicklets at Otai Mesa.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (WcDsy)

29 15 Well he was stealing. That must be illegal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (c27kw)

No theft is illegal on stolen land!

Posted by: Unless the thief is a white US citizen at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)

30
Born in Portugal as one of six children, Carvalho was the only of his siblings to graduate high school. He came to the United States at age 17 as an undocumented immigrant.

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How inspiring! (sob)

Posted by: AWFL at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (5pERN)

31 Parades used to just get rained on. When did we graduate to shit?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (i1VVh)

It's what the pervert fetishists in the pride parades wanted.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (CNl8/)

32 yay hordeminde

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (06Hmj)

33 And how did he get to be LA Schools Superintendent ? My Niece is a Superintendent in the Sacramento area and she had to work really hard and rise through the ranks.. Of course she's white and American born

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (VE6XX)

34 Horses shit on parades all the time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (j9Zac)

35 They must be peasants if they are covered in $hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (c27kw)

36 30.

My heart bleeds for him.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (WcDsy)

37 Parades used to just get rained on. When did we graduate to shit?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Shitting on a parade would be tough, unless you had a good manure spreader like the French farmers use in protests.

Posted by: Honey Wagon Hank at February 26, 2026 05:23 PM (oftw2)

38 6 homes? And 5 of them in one state? And even on 440k/yr, how does he afford all those mortgages?

Speaking of, 440k/yr, wtf, how does a district superintendant make more than the President of the US?

Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 05:23 PM (aJQbY)

39 I read that he had become a citizen at some vague point in the past, but could never find confirmation of that. Now I know why.
Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (98kQX)
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I'm guessing that he told the district that he got it fixed and was legal and that absolutely no proof was demanded because that would be RAAAAACIST.

But he was illegal the whole time and didn't care, and California goes the extra mile not to notice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

40 Synchronicity, next door neighbor has Mex crew repairing siding with full radio mex music blaring. Wife naps, not bothered at all. She can't hear anything. Hearing is shot.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 05:24 PM (ehY6c)

41 I'm now declaring myself an undocumented doctor. I wonder how long I can practice medicine.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:24 PM (WcDsy)

42 I’m an undocumented gynecologist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 05:24 PM (j9Zac)

43 33 And how did he get to be LA Schools Superintendent ? My Niece is a Superintendent in the Sacramento area and she had to work really hard and rise through the ranks.. Of course she's white and American born
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (VE6XX)

The education establishment protects its own, or people part of the clique.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 05:25 PM (9Ovst)

44 I hate the term "undocumented immigrant." It's illegal alien, AKA, a fucking criminal shitbag.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:25 PM (XMwZJ)

45 sniffy, and the wife appreciates your bedside manner, right?

Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 05:25 PM (aJQbY)

46 40.
Mariachi music blaring on a job site is the same thing as the call to prayer. It announces that it is a Mexican only site. All others will collect drywall screws in their tires.

We call it the Call to Bud Lite in the trades.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:25 PM (WcDsy)

47 Carvalho in his previous job as Miami Dade superintendent was also deeply involved in Obama's programs to end the school to prison pipeline. Instead of filing criminal charges for yutes involved in some pretty serious crimes on school grounds, they were diverted into programs like in school suspension, etc. One such graduate was one Trayvon Martin who FAFO later leading to his demise.

This program and its grants also influenced the neighboring district of Parkland, FL (Broward County) where a similar thug, Nicholas Cruz got diverted rather than charged in the criminal justice.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)

48 Speaking of, 440k/yr, wtf, how does a district superintendant make more than the President of the US?
Posted by: RandomDave

It's so easy.

Posted by: Every Div. 1 Football Coach at February 26, 2026 05:26 PM (oftw2)

49 "More: He came here at age 17 as an illegal alien."


One of two things happened, either they did not check his background or they didn't care that he was an illegal. I am betting they didn't check because they didn't care that he was an illegal alien.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2026 05:27 PM (0N4FZ)

50 Horses shit on parades all the time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (j9Zac)
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If your parade has an equestrian component, the marching bands always want to be in front of them. If not, there are regular warnings from the front ranks and the files gently sway back and forth along the route.

I recall one Homecoming Parade where there was a particularly fetching equestrian cop and the killer joke was some guy who said he was insanely jealous of her saddle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

51 44 I hate the term "undocumented immigrant." It's illegal alien, AKA, a fucking criminal shitbag.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:25 PM (XMwZJ)

And it pisses me off when they say most of the "immigrants" ICE arrest have committed no crimes.. BS.. Coming here illegally is a crime... And I'm sure they get fake SS #'s and subsidies to boot...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

52 It's mind boggling how pervasive this shit is. Every dem run city/county/state appears to be chock-a-block full of illegals infiltrating themselves into government and leaching off the taxpayers.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:28 PM (XMwZJ)

53 I'm now declaring myself an undocumented doctor. I wonder how long I can practice medicine.
Posted by: sifty boones


Yeah, but did you grajuate the Quality Learing Center?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:28 PM (diia5)

54 Wife just woke up, comes into office; ask her how she slept thru the mex music; she says, " I don't hear much". Truth

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 05:28 PM (ehY6c)

55 I'm sure Carvalho is a legal immigrant now and sincerely cares about the education of every child. Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 05:28 PM (HYqoK)

56 Denaturalize, confiscate, execute, deport.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 26, 2026 05:28 PM (LqCKJ)

57 If that last allegation is true "In 2025, former LAUSD Superintendent Austin Beutner and several students sued the district, alleging that approximately $77 million in Proposition 28 funds intended for arts and music education were misused. The LAUSD denied wrongdoing and said it is clarifying compliance with state requirements." Carvalho must be spreading a lot of the money around, has a hookers and blow addiction or gambling addiction and loses way more than he wins.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (Sokdp)

58 Good old fashioned corruption allegations! How refreshing to find a Democrat who isn't involved in a plot to overthrow our Republic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (4nevv)

59 Newsome recently praised him highly in a ceremony. Because, Newsome

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

60
But seriously, forget insurance fraud, drugs, prostitution. Public office is the new racket for these illegal alien scamsters, and also homegrown criminals. Someone has figured this out, including the Somali thieves.

One of the latest: A guy in Fresno who is LITERALLY A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER is openly running for the City Council!!!! "We need someone from outside the box," he says. The contenders for the seat are:

AJ Rassamni
Nav Gurm
Ariana Martinez
Rene Campos (registered sex offender)

wtf, are white people banned from public office in Fresno? Conservatives have GOT to start running for these low-level local offices. School boards, city councils, we need to get in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (5pERN)

61 > It's mind boggling how pervasive this shit is. Every dem run city/county/state appears to be chock-a-block full of illegals infiltrating themselves into government and leaching off the taxpayers.
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This is how you reach a $38 trillion dollar deficit.

And every goddamn taxpayer should be livid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (jtM2q)

62 I wouldn't put it past most school districts steal funds one way or another. Billions spent to teach ABCs andd 1,2,3?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Speaking of, 440k/yr, wtf, how does a district superintendant make more than the President of the US?
Posted by: RandomDave

It's so easy.

Posted by: Every Div. 1 Football Coach at February 26, 2026 05:26 PM (oftw2)

The highest paid federal employees are the football coaches at the academies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2026 05:30 PM (CNl8/)

64 I personally know a guy from Costa Rica who came to California after graduating HS in Costa Rica and was let BACK into a high school in Lancaster, CA so he would play on their soccer team.

I shit you not. He graduated twice. Whole family lived on welfare while doing it.

California is rotten to the core and top to bottom.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:30 PM (WcDsy)

65 Des Moines and LA seem to have a problem with hiring criminal, illegal alien superintendents. Huh.

Good job, people.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 05:30 PM (U/Byj)

66 Alberto Carvalho looks white. Can he be prosecuted?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:30 PM (dAq3u)

67 I'm sure Carvalho is a legal immigrant now and sincerely cares about the education of every child. Right?
Ummm...no. It is my experience that NO educrat gives a shit about educating children.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)

68 The former Des Moines superintendent is small potatoes compared to this guy.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (cpo0V)

69 He has a lot of stolen land.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (n5tGW)

70 This guy must have the same stock broker as Pelosi.

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (G0vdT)

71 58 Good old fashioned corruption allegations! How refreshing to find a Democrat who isn't involved in a plot to overthrow our Republic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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See above, Carvalho conspired with Obama Democrats to keep young criminals out of jail. Project Promise.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (E4rtv)

72 How refreshing to find a Democrat who isn't involved in a plot to overthrow our Republic.


Just an invader looting the country.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (LqCKJ)

73
Every dem run city/county/state appears to be chock-a-block full of illegals infiltrating themselves into government and leaching off the taxpayers.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

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And too many of them ARE run by dems, I'd bet even in conservative jurisdictions. I read somewhere that conservatives are falling behind in this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:31 PM (5pERN)

74 This program and its grants also influenced the neighboring district of Parkland, FL (Broward County) where a similar thug, Nicholas Cruz got diverted rather than charged in the criminal justice.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)
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Yes, lots of magical thinking and white-knighting going on. Our school board president kicked the cop out of the high school because George Floyd overdosed, and the place went to shit, fighting, guns on campus, and the Karens went into full scale rebellion, resulting in mass expulsions and security officers being hired.

The board president - a lesbian who had a thing for adopting black boys - refused to put actual cops on campus less they go into a racist shooting rampage. She subsequently ran for city council against the guy she fired and got her ass thoroughly kicked. There is justice in the world.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

75 "I can't wait to vote for more guys like this!!!"
--Californians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (PYyV9)

76 He probably votes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (dAq3u)

77
Why don't i just go around saying I'm the undocumented Mayor of Philadelphia?

Baron of Arizona.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (Cqx++)

78 "LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho has an extensive real estate portfolio, with more than $6.3 million in properties across California and Florida, The California Post learned."

What's the ratio of CA to FL deeds? 'Cause if it's mostly CA, it could be a zero lot outhouse and be valued pretty robustly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (gLikB)

79 wtf, are white people banned from public office in Fresno? Conservatives have GOT to start running for these low-level local offices. School boards, city councils, we need to get in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (5pERN)
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Wouldn't surprise me at all if applications to run for office by white folks were "misplaced" or found "invalid" for various reasons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (ESVrU)

80 Blonde Morticia, there is not a dem running for public office in my county.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 05:33 PM (+nEug)

81 Today I called the Social Security Administration on the phone and talked for several minutes to an actual person. I thought this could not happen.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 05:33 PM (ZxPkt)

82 No, no! Portugees are not white!

Posted by: Haakon Gustavson at February 26, 2026 05:33 PM (oftw2)

83 Easier to land on the Moon than for a white guy to get a job at CalTRANS or LAUSD. Been that way since the 80's.

Thanks Reagan and Teddy Murderbubbles.

Heckuvajob.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:33 PM (WcDsy)

84 ...that should be leeching off taxpayers...though leaching sorta works there.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (XMwZJ)

85 67 I'm sure Carvalho is a legal immigrant now and sincerely cares about the education of every child. Right?
Ummm...no. It is my experience that NO educrat gives a shit about educating children.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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No more than the DMV worker gives a shit about whether you can actually drive safely.

There was an interesting book in the 70's of workplace sociology called Street Level Bureaucracy.

Money quote from review, "The core dilemma of street-level bureaucrats is that they are supposed to help people or make decisions about them on the basis of individual cases, yet the structure of their jobs makes this impossible. Instead, they are forced to adopt practices such as rationing resources, screening applicants for qualities their organizations favor, "rubberstamping" applications, and routinizing client interactions by imposing the uniformities of mass processing on situations requiring human responsiveness. "

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

86 He's registered to vote in Florida. Prosecute him every time he voted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (dAq3u)

87 What's the ratio of CA to FL deeds? 'Cause if it's mostly CA, it could be a zero lot outhouse and be valued pretty robustly.
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6 homes in FLA, one in CA. It's all information that is available in the post. You simply just have to read it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

88 Corruption
Corruption
Corruption
How much are we going to take???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (2WIwB)

89 "Carvalho owns at least six homes in Florida's Broward County and one in Los Angeles along with his wife, Maria."

So, 6:1 ratio.

Welp, that explains that. Yep, very sus.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2026 05:34 PM (gLikB)

90 81 Today I called the Social Security Administration on the phone and talked for several minutes to an actual person. I thought this could not happen.
Posted by: Don Black
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Trump forced through a major reshuffling on SSA call and work priorities through his HHS secretary.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)

91 Urban school sup is a super sweet gig. They make a ton of money, don't have to do much, and there are mucho opportunidos for graft. Metro Nashville has been some doozies. Pedro Garcia came from Miami, hired for obvious reasons, no connection at all to the area. Flipped out the first time it snowed. Left for the West Coast after a couple of years. No obvious corruption, just completely incompetent.

He was replaced by race hustler from Baltimore. A real piece of work. Hateful, race-obsessed, and crooked as the day is long. Hired all his B'more cronies at outrageous salaries. Eventually, the stealing got too blatant - notably with corrupt kickback book purchase deal, and I think he was allowed to take cushy super position in some other poor city prior to be arrested.

Much to everyone's surprise, Metro seemed to learn their lesson, at least a little bit. They hired black woman (of course) from inside. At least she is quiet.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 26, 2026 05:35 PM (sFNX2)

92
37

Shitting on a parade would be tough, unless you had a good manure spreader like the French farmers use in protests.
Posted by: Honey Wagon Hank at February 26, 2026 05:23 PM

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Use one of these new electric personal helicopters.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 05:35 PM (VWtfl)

93 Chuck Martel: "You simply just have to read it."

Surely you jest.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2026 05:36 PM (gLikB)

94 6 homes? And 5 of them in one state? And even on 440k/yr, how does he afford all those mortgages?

Speaking of, 440k/yr, wtf, how does a district superintendant make more than the President of the US?
Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 05:23 PM (aJQbY)

Well affording all those mortgages assumes that the extra properties are not rented out and paying for themselves. But still seems like a lot of property for him to have been able to acquire.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 05:36 PM (Sokdp)

95 Everyone stand back...come on ....clear out. Ok...thank you....HERE i GOOOOOOO!!!!!



* POUNCE *

Posted by: Orson at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (dIske)

96 Surely you jest.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Correct. But don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (Dv3i1)

97 🚨 HOLY CRAP! Secretary Noem just revealed @ElonMusk
helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer, as well as on the devices of of other political hires

These people need to be JAILED! There HAVE to be consequences, or they’ll keep doing it!

In addition, Noem and her team found "secret, secure rooms with hidden files that we turned over to attorneys."

I don't care what anyone says: the deep state is alive and well.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (RHGPo)

98 Sorry to hear he’s “embattled. “. How about we embattle his ass right back to whatever s—- hole he came from.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (XqFM2)

99 wtf, are white people banned from public office in Fresno? Conservatives have GOT to start running for these low-level local offices. School boards, city councils, we need to get in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:29 PM (5pERN)
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Wouldn't surprise me at all if applications to run for office by white folks were "misplaced" or found "invalid" for various reasons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM


White people in california are too embarrassed from their white privilege to run for office. They never apply to run for anything unless they are white liberal lesbians, they automatically get elected.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (0N4FZ)

100 > 20 LAUSD is the most corrupt org I ever did projects for.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:19 PM (WcDsy)

On the other hand, I don't recall any LAUSD school board members being found floating face down in the river after a dispute over who got the lunch contract.

People just don't realize how much money is involved in big school districts... CPS has over 300,000 students enrolled. Figure breakfasts and lunches at $10 per day (probably more, but let's be conservative), and that's three million bucks a day.

Yeah, more than enough to attract the attention of gentlemen with Sicilian last names.

Posted by: Chicago Public Schools FTW at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (IG3/x)

101 He was Superintendetin in Florida first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (dAq3u)

102 Cartel needs schools to watch their young ones during the day.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (WcDsy)

103 "Carvalho has also been outspoken on immigration issues."

***

You don't say.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (qu4ub)

104 Did the "jump into your arms" and "xoxo" come from him or the chick? Because no straight dude talks like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 05:38 PM (3uBP9)

105 CPS has over 300,000 students enrolled.
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How many can read?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

106 > These people need to be JAILED!

I'd say charged with treason.

Which is still a capital crime.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2026 05:38 PM (IG3/x)

107 Four?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (dAq3u)

108 We've been enriched! Can't you feel it?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (AlhUl)

109 I saw something recently -- don't recall details, but this is what I remember.

LA school district paid out something over $500 million in sex abuse settlements. This is kind of shocking. Even the congress only pays out something like $20 million a year.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (zncNU)

110 > How many can read?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

Very few. They can all chow down on "free" breakfasts, lunches, and (increasingly) dinners, though.

Posted by: Chicago Public Schools FTW at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (IG3/x)

111 good deal

unrelated: nice weather we're having

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (ZxPkt)

112 100.

Truth. Chicago will just flat out kill your ass. It's more honest.

California will just throw your job applications and trade bids away if you are not the right tribe and then give themselves an award for it.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (WcDsy)

113 The shocking, jaw-dropping overt anti-white racism is LA public schools has been going on since the 1970s:

"In the 1970’s, the Predominantly Hispanic, Black, Asian, or Other Non-Anglo (PHBAO) program was implemented as a remedy to racism at LAUSD. Under the program, public schools with a student population of more than 70% “HBAO” qualify to have smaller class sizes, more chances for parent involvement, additional school staff, and more.

“In today’s Los Angeles, over 600 public schools qualify as PHBAO. Fewer than 100 do not. So, the non-PHBAO schools are a minority. And, for students who attend non-PHBAO schools, the District provides inferior treatment and calculated disadvantages.” "

it has been in place since the '70s, but in the last 10 years, and especially under this guy Carvalho, it has been massively weaponized, to physically target white students by allocating as little money as possible to "Anglo" (to use their term) schools, and basically funnel 99% pf district cash to ghetto schools. White students get no lunch program, no books, no food, no staff, no security, no pencils no computers, no nothing. the LAUsd is trying to kill them off.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (Ys3Ta)

114 The board president - a lesbian who had a thing for adopting black boys - refused to put actual cops on campus less they go into a racist shooting rampage. She subsequently ran for city council against the guy she fired and got her ass thoroughly kicked. There is justice in the world.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Nutjobs, perverts, scamsters, etc. go to where the grifting is good and that is government employment, particularly in rotten blue political environments. GOP good buddy graft tends to be contracts driven, kickbacks, quid pro quo off the book agreements, etc. Dems just cut out the pretense and go directly to stealing, coddling disorder, etc.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)

115 Gotta give him props for his will to become a superstar.

On the other hand, let's take his shit and kick him out of the country.

We don't need this kind of larceny and corruption disrupting our social order.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 05:40 PM (gVUi7)

116 I don't care what anyone says: the deep state is alive and well.
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 05:37 PM (RHGPo)


Be a shame if a few bodies started showing up floating face down is the shit-soaked Potomac.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB)

117 >>>>No more than the DMV worker gives a shit about whether you can actually drive safely.


A few years ago when I got my license renewed the DMV lady told me to read a line from the eye chart behind her desk. She listened to me without even looking up and continued with the renewal. I asked her how long it took her to memorize all the lines on the chart she said she never did. If people breeze through it like they're not having a problem seeing it she passes them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2026 05:42 PM (CNl8/)

118 >>> good deal

unrelated: nice weather we're having
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (ZxPkt)



I'm getting downpours, not too cold though, 60s.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 05:42 PM (3uBP9)

119 You all want a laugh?

Google (or DDG) "la school district sex abuse settlements"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 05:42 PM (zncNU)

120 Has the frozen poop thawed in the Potomac?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:42 PM (dAq3u)

121 119.

I keep getting videos of Newsom and Scott Weiner in leather.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:43 PM (WcDsy)

122 @113 Zombie -- but I bet the non-HBAO schools outperform the HBAOs by a significant margin.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:43 PM (XMwZJ)

123 Nutjobs, perverts, scamsters, etc. go to where the grifting is good and that is government employment, particularly in rotten blue political environments. GOP good buddy graft tends to be contracts driven, kickbacks, quid pro quo off the book agreements, etc. Dems just cut out the pretense and go directly to stealing, coddling disorder, etc.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)
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Her flaming defeat by a straight white guy (who dominated the vote total in a multi-seat election) gave me hope for the future. A tax proposal also went down in flames. A good year for a liberal college town.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

124 There was a guy from the Caribbean who came here in an athletic scholarship, never left and became dug into the education bureaucracy like an Alabama tick. He's pled guilty to various charges and is facing up to 20 years in prison. The education bureaucracy is probably a target rich environment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 05:43 PM (HYqoK)

125 I hate touch screens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:44 PM (dAq3u)

126 More: He came here at age 17 as an illegal alien.

==

eh, he was probably older, 20s. none of them have a legit BC. They don't keep track in those villages, they are registered whenever their relative decides to pay off the registration office. I've heard of some weird stuff. Children registered as son/daughter when they are brother or sister in actuality. Can't separate "mo" from "child", right ?

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 05:44 PM (/M/4v)

127 That reporter he theoretically had an affair with is about 20 years younger than him.

There are some other dirtier emails I saw,.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (NtVYv)

128 HOLY CRAP! Secretary Noem just revealed @ElonMusk
helped find that a few DHS staffers installed SPYWARE on her phone and computer, as well as on the devices of of other political hires

=========================
This is specific and easy to investigate. Haul those mofos into a room, one to a room, and let them know the first guy to fess up and help convict the others will not be executed. See what happens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (Gj7Fw)

129 it's not too relevant , but interesting, no ?

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (/M/4v)

130 @113 Zombie -- but I bet the non-HBAO schools outperform the HBAOs by a significant margin.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 05:43 PM (XMwZJ)
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And are also significantly safer. I wonder if teachers prefer to work there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

131 $4 Billion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (dAq3u)

132 Her flaming defeat by a straight white guy (who dominated the vote total in a multi-seat election) gave me hope for the future. A tax proposal also went down in flames. A good year for a liberal college town.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ah, college towns are often centers of dysfunction in the midst of rural areas. Glad your local environment is improving.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)

133 I hate touch screens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:44 PM (dAq3u)


HEY!
Watch it buster!!!

Posted by: Touch Screen at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB)

134 it has been in place since the '70s, but in the last 10 years, and especially under this guy Carvalho, it has been massively weaponized, to physically target white students by allocating as little money as possible to "Anglo" (to use their term) schools, and basically funnel 99% pf district cash to ghetto schools. White students get no lunch program, no books, no food, no staff, no security, no pencils no computers, no nothing. the LAUsd is trying to kill them off.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (Ys3Ta)

It's not just LAUSD- Sacramento is at the heart of it. I was pta president at a very highly rated, very white (asians count as white, right?) school district and we got just a few pennies for every dollar Sacramento sent to neighboring LAUSD schools, even though our tax base was just a bit more 'robust.' Every year we had to make up the difference through our own organizations and fundraisers.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2026 05:46 PM (qu4ub)

135 The new Chrysler Learing minivan for Somali small businesses! Seating for 1,200 passengers for Government Reporting Purposes (7 actual passengers). In-console document shredder. Winterized pooping mats for after-meal convenience. On-roof luggage rack with room for two large suitcases containing up to $35 million in cash -- handy for weekly airport runs. With new IED Sport Mode for express trip to Paradise!

Posted by: Allahu Cashbar at February 26, 2026 05:47 PM (qUkBO)

136 So in 2019 CA extended the statute of limitations for abuse cases to the age of 40, or 5 years after psychological harm is identified (later or two)

This has resulted in LA school system having payouts of $750 Billion so far.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 05:48 PM (zncNU)

137 opps . I meant $750 Million, of course.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 05:48 PM (zncNU)

138 It looks more and more like illegals are here to commit crimes and corruption that Americans just won't do.

Posted by: Decaf at February 26, 2026 05:48 PM (OP9Gm)

139 $1.6 mil for a 2000 sq ft home?

Damn... wish mine was worth that much.

Hmmm... somehow after being homeless, he graduated from some Catholic College... with a Biology degree and somehow got a Job teaching.. without an education degree... odd...

And now makes $440K a year, to be a Bureaucrat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 05:48 PM (mP0Kj)

140 Does LA have a plan for funding these?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (dAq3u)

141 This has resulted in LA school system having payouts of $750 Billion so far.
____

The scale of the theft in this country is astounding.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1)

142 I saw a wailing, angry report about how ICE is grabbing pregnant women and sending them the hell back to their home country before they give birth. Which while kinda expensive (plane ticket, doctor to go along), worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)

143 The scale of the theft in this country is astounding.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1)
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We're going to end up running a budget surplus in a couple of years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

144 They are on the hook for $4 Billion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:49 PM (dAq3u)

145 In 2002 during the Great Internet Rewire at LAUSD, what a grift shitshow that was, me and my crew had to hide inside a storage container during a gunfight in and around Garfield HS one night.

LAPD took 45 min to get on scene. Didn't get out of the car. Just sat in the paring lot with the lights on while we got to our trucks and went home.

However bad you think LA is, it's worse.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:50 PM (WcDsy)

146 122 @113 Zombie -- but I bet the non-HBAO schools outperform the HBAOs by a significant margin.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


The stata are so shocking they keep tryng to devise ways not to even collect the data.

Basic literacy skills test pass rate in LAUSD by race:

Asian: 75%
White: 65%
Hispanic: 36%
Black: 29%

Additionally, "In CA, over 80% of black boys failed to meet state reading standards by fourth grade."

This is basicaly the same as stats as nationwide, aside from "Mississippi Miracle" states where they stopped race-based curriculum.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:50 PM (Ys3Ta)

147

Posted by: banana Dream
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I would take that
very mild and dry here
can't buy a snowflake
2 more days and Denver will have had a snow-free February

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 05:50 PM (ZxPkt)

148 Did you all read that after Thune said there just wasn't enough time for a vote on the SAVE act they scheduled a dog parade in the chamber instead?

A dog parade.

x.com/Breaking911/status/
2027034520344481991

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 05:50 PM (3uBP9)

149 No surprise, only 10% of LAUSD students are white, 73% are Hispanic (or whatever the correct term is).

Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at February 26, 2026 05:50 PM (mDkOn)

150 Additionally, "In CA, over 80% of black boys failed to meet state reading standards by fourth grade."
____

Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: Democrat Party at February 26, 2026 05:51 PM (Dv3i1)

151 LAtinx.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:51 PM (dAq3u)

152 It's not just LAUSD- Sacramento is at the heart of it. I was pta president at a very highly rated, very white (asians count as white, right?) school district and we got just a few pennies for every dollar Sacramento sent to neighboring LAUSD schools, even though our tax base was just a bit more 'robust.' Every year we had to make up the difference through our own organizations and fundraisers.
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2026 05:46 PM (qu4ub)

Yup, it's weird here though... I live in a Hispanic Majority County now... almost all the school age Kids are Hispanic... but... strangely we are a Conservative area (Central Valley)...

So yeah, we don't get State help for schools either.

And if you drive up 99 Highway? The LAST area they are going to widen to 3 lanes each way? Yeah... my little town.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 05:52 PM (mP0Kj)

153 It's mind boggling how pervasive this shit is. Every dem run city/county/state appears to be chock-a-block full of illegals infiltrating themselves into government and leaching off the taxpayers.
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This is how you reach a $38 trillion dollar deficit.

And every goddamn taxpayer should be livid.
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So long as they can abort their babies, women will continue to lean Democrat. Literally no other issue has the sway of that one.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

154 Doing what American won't do.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 26, 2026 05:52 PM (+kqf0)

155 150 Additionally, "In CA, over 80% of black boys failed to meet state reading standards by fourth grade."
____

Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: Democrat Party at February 26, 2026 05:51 PM (Dv3i1)

SEE!!!!! SCREEEECH!!! They won't be able to read well enough to get a State ID to VOTE!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

156 Gawd that fucking lying sack of shit Hellary is lying about lying again. Please let her be strung up sometime soon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (l9pfV)

157 Did you all read that after Thune said there just wasn't enough time for a vote on the SAVE act they scheduled a dog parade in the chamber instead?

A dog parade.
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There should be a cost associated with such nonsense. What will Team Trump do to have Thune reverse course?

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (TN0g+)

158 Being able to off their bastards must be teally important to them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (dAq3u)

159 From the Grapevine to Fresno used to be a paradise. Every farmer's dream.

Now even the pistachio farmers can't get a nut.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (WcDsy)

160 Asian: 75%

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Pakistani are Asians, Indonesians are Asians, Uzbekistanis are Asians....

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (/M/4v)

161 I'm continually amazed at the number of non-citizens working in government positions and "non-profits" getting government money.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (Vh9CX)

162 >>> I hate touch screens.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:44 PM (dAq3u)

>I hate them too. Some capacitive deficiency in my fingertips. They do not respond.

I generally have to fat-finger the screen and then shit happens that I didn't want to happen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (gVUi7)

163 Brown 25

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (YlWIZ)

164 Every year we had to make up the difference through our own organizations and fundraisers.
Posted by: LASue


Yep -- exactly -- I've heard the same thing from many LA parents.n they baisclaly have to fund the schools themselves privately, through car washes, bake sales, fundraising drives, and just sheer generosity. All to get basic financiing from what is supposed to a a fully-funded public school paid for by local property taxes already.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Ys3Ta)

165 The Prisons will provide them with ID cards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (dAq3u)

166 Thune is just another thrall. Won't waste anymore time on hating the bean pole.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (ehY6c)

167 from what is = for what is

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (Ys3Ta)

168
He probably votes.
Posted by: Boss Moss

===============

Several times per election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (5pERN)

169 157.

I hope it involves pliers, a vice, and some rubber tubing.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (WcDsy)

170 For a bit of comparative governmental incompetence,

"By the time it was over," Let's Data Science reported on Wednesday, "the attacker had stolen 150 gigabytes of sensitive data — including 195 million taxpayer records, voter registration files, government employee credentials, and civil registry data."

If you're thinking such a massive theft involved a team of hackers, years of planning involving a Stuxnet-like virus, or even physical access to Mexican government computer systems — think again.

The almost unprecedented hack was done by just one guy. Using Anthropic's Claude AI, despite all of Anthropic's safeguards against something exactly like this."

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)

171 We are going to see how well the Deep State is going in the mid-terms

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0)

172
Blonde Morticia, there is not a dem running for public office in my county.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Good to hear. I hope it stays that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:55 PM (5pERN)

173 There’s a special place in hell for people who make suckers of honest folks who work hard and follow the rules. Personally, I wish we could hasten their arrival.

Posted by: weew at February 26, 2026 05:56 PM (S4IL1)

174
He's registered to vote in Florida. Prosecute him every time he voted.
Posted by: Boss Moss

=============

Why does this never happen?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:56 PM (5pERN)

175
retweet by DataRepublican

The CIA takeover of the Democratic Party

https://tinyurl.com/4b6tzd8n

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 05:57 PM (Sh6IX)

176 How does a non citizen pay taxes on all that moolah?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:57 PM (dAq3u)

177
There’s a special place in hell for people who make suckers of honest folks who work hard and follow the rules.

Posted by: weew

===============

There's also a special place on earth. It's called Public Office, and it's littered with mansions, luxury cars, vacation packages, and jewelry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 05:57 PM (5pERN)

178 Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Ys3Ta)

All while Calif spends almost $26K per year for every kid in school. With an average class size of 24 students.

$624,000 per year, spent on an average classroom... with an average Teacher salary now at $103 K per year... for 9 months a year work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 05:59 PM (mP0Kj)

179 Very few. They can all chow down on "free" breakfasts, lunches, and (increasingly) dinners, though.

Posted by: Chicago Public Schools FTW at February 26, 2026 05:39 PM (IG3/x)

Families should be forced to eat at the school cafeteria. If they do not show up, the State should demolish their kitchens, appliances and any cookware. But the best part is that the State, and only the State, should provide.

It worked in my country!

Posted by: Mao at February 26, 2026 05:59 PM (hJH5n)

180 From the Grapevine to Fresno used to be a paradise. Every farmer's dream.

Now even the pistachio farmers can't get a nut.
Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (WcDsy)

I was on the AMTRAK one time and it stopped in Stockton, I was afraid for my life

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (NtVYv)

181 Maybe if we had a Government Agency that enforced the tax code.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (dAq3u)

182 How does a non citizen pay taxes on all that moolah?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:57 PM (dAq3u)


they use their stolen SSN generally. The honest ones file with their ITINs

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (rbvCR)

183 177.

All incentive to be a US citizen has been stripped away.

It is a sucker's bet now to do what's right.

Tiresome.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (WcDsy)

184 Not a fan of civil forfeiture as against citizens with full Constitutional protections. But illegals? Game on.*

If locals don't participate in immigration enforcement, then they forgo their share of the loot.


* Including immigration fraudsters like Omar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 06:01 PM (dK+Kv)

185
Haul those mofos into a room, one to a room, and let them know the first guy to fess up and help convict the others will not be executed. See what happens.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

=================

You know what's really going to happen. After all, this is a crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 06:02 PM (5pERN)

186 180.

Stockton is a war zone. And you can't even fight back.

Had my rental car busted into right in front of me in Ballsacramento in 2019.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 06:02 PM (WcDsy)

187 Alberto Carvalho turned Traycon Martin lose to later try to kill Zimmerman.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 26, 2026 06:02 PM (1kuYn)

188 And are also significantly safer. I wonder if teachers prefer to work there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 26, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

I will never teach in a Title I school ever again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:02 PM (hJH5n)

189 $624,000 per year, spent on an average classroom... with an average Teacher salary now at $103 K per year... for 9 months a year work.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Notice that the cost of labor is about 16 percent of the funds expended. The real question is where the other $521,000 were spent. Hint, the money is spent in administration for salaries and ancillary departments like HR, Counseling, etc.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:03 PM (E4rtv)

190 Had my rental car busted into right in front of me in Ballsacramento in 2019.
Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 06:02 PM (WcDsy)

I visited Suckramento back in 2009. No desire to go back.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:03 PM (hJH5n)

191 184 Not a fan of civil forfeiture as against citizens with full Constitutional protections. But illegals? Game on.*

If locals don't participate in immigration enforcement, then they forgo their share of the loot.


* Including immigration fraudsters like Omar.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 06:01 PM (dK+Kv)

And yet somehow TSA let MILLIONS of US Dollars go to Somalia.. per week... in cash...

I note that whole story has gone down the memory hole.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

192 187 Alberto Carvalho turned Traycon Martin lose to later try to kill Zimmerman.
Posted by: Operator Error

Project Promise. Trayvon apprenticed in crime at school until he was ready to become a full time criminal.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:04 PM (E4rtv)

193 Heh.
Most unfortunate name ever - Analisa Leasure
Girl at my boy's school.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 26, 2026 06:04 PM (1kuYn)

194 189.

Tons of money is spent just on feed for the cows in the school office. They sit and graze all day. It's disgusting to see.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 06:04 PM (WcDsy)

195 189 $624,000 per year, spent on an average classroom... with an average Teacher salary now at $103 K per year... for 9 months a year work.
Posted by: Romeo13
=========
Notice that the cost of labor is about 16 percent of the funds expended. The real question is where the other $521,000 were spent. Hint, the money is spent in administration for salaries and ancillary departments like HR, Counseling, etc.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:03 PM (E4rtv)

Teachers in rural TX earn about $44-50K a year. But I'd be willing to bet the admin and school intendents get paid a LOT more. Not to mention a lot of school districts now have their own PDs (why?).

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:05 PM (hJH5n)

196 Did you all read that after Thune said there just wasn't enough time for a vote on the SAVE act they scheduled a dog parade in the chamber instead?



Fu*k you Thune. Get it done.
We the People are getting real pissed off.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 06:05 PM (2WIwB)

197 I note that whole story has gone down the memory hole.
Posted by: Romeo13


Minnesota fraud stories have gone down the memory hole.

It’s all Epstein files and the Guthrie kidnapping.

Oh. And the weather.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 06:05 PM (W2Pud)

198 You kids play nice and be safe.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 06:06 PM (WcDsy)

199 MORALE MUTINY on our biggest carrier the Gerald Ford

The Ford was sent on its 2nd extended deployment to the Ned because Taco Trump was trying to frighten Iran into obedience. Crew is/was not happy cruisers. Rationed recreational drug prices skyrocketing
The high tech suction toilets poorly engineered were failing. Pissed off crew now sabotaging them by throwing socks and tshirts into them. 45 min lines to get a working shitter

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 26, 2026 06:06 PM (w8L5e)

200 Seems everyone of the governments is looting the country, or a large percentage of them

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

201 Yep -- exactly -- I've heard the same thing from many LA parents.n they baisclaly have to fund the schools themselves privately, through car washes, bake sales, fundraising drives, and just sheer generosity. All to get basic financiing from what is supposed to a a fully-funded public school paid for by local property taxes already.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Ys3Ta)

Why should schools teach kids how to perform different trades and a variety of jobs? WE NEED SALESPEOPLE.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:07 PM (hJH5n)

202 199 The high tech suction toilets poorly engineered were failing. Pissed off crew

presumably also pissed on

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 06:07 PM (sGtp+)

203 Notice that the cost of labor is about 16 percent of the funds expended. The real question is where the other $521,000 were spent. Hint, the money is spent in administration for salaries and ancillary departments like HR, Counseling, etc.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:03 PM (E4rtv)

I'm about 1/2 mile from the High School I graduated from in 1977... back then? 1200 students... 10 Staff.

Now they list 12 Staff... which means all that mullah aint staying in the school at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:07 PM (mP0Kj)

204 And now for something completely different. Today would have been Johnny Cash's 94th birthday. I think he was a great musician and a fine man. Here is a little article about him:

https://tinyurl.com/y8bjhjrk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (lQ+/f)

205 Teachers in rural TX earn about $44-50K a year. But I'd be willing to bet the admin and school intendents get paid a LOT more. Not to mention a lot of school districts now have their own PDs (why?).
Posted by: Cow Demon
======
Schools got their own PDs often because regular cops wanted no part in putting their officers in schools due to political blowback and pressure.

Plus the dindu nuffin crowd of criminals in training at schools and their apologist parents. You have drug dealers, kids with a grudges, gangs, and the incessant smart phone videos to get clicks on TikTok for violent throwdowns.

Makes Blackboard Jungle movie in the 50's quaint compared with the shit most public schools go through today except in really rural areas.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (E4rtv)

206 201 Why should schools teach kids how to perform different trades and a variety of jobs? WE NEED SALESPEOPLE AI PROMPT ENGINEERS.

fixed

Posted by: totally not chatgpt, honest at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (sGtp+)

207 What's that? Something, something, yummy shit pebbles?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (44PAK)

208 Someone forgot their shit pebbles.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 06:09 PM (W2Pud)

209 "There's also a special place on earth. It's called Public Office, and it's littered with mansions, luxury cars, vacation packages, and jewelry."

The wicked prosper in this life. It has always been that way. What happens to the wicked after this life is another story best told by someone who can articulate it better than me but IMO they are already dead and in the land of fire.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 26, 2026 06:10 PM (2H3yT)

210 Anchors away my boys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:10 PM (dAq3u)

211 Now they list 12 Staff... which means all that mullah aint staying in the school at all.
Posted by: Romeo13

Look to central office, coaches stipends, and salaries. Depending on how ill run the district is, you may also have exhorbitant capital costs for niceties such as artificial turf stadiums, new schools, computer and software expenses, and so on.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:10 PM (E4rtv)

212 If your school needs its own police department, you're running a prison, not a school.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2026 06:11 PM (44PAK)

213 206 201 Why should schools teach kids how to perform different trades and a variety of jobs? WE NEED SALESPEOPLE AI PROMPT ENGINEERS.

fixed
Posted by: totally not chatgpt, honest at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (sGtp+)

I'm still trying to figure out how they are going to FUND all the Equipment, Power, Water, and maintenance that will be needed for all this AI crap.

It aint gonna be free... the numbers don't work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

214 And another positive story: 89 year old man fell and couldn't get up, but a neighbors dog heard his cries and helped save his life. Sunny Skies site:

https://tinyurl.com/4r4p47hp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 06:12 PM (lQ+/f)

215 apropos of nothing, I think people who engage trolls and copy and paste their comments should be banned with the trolls.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:12 PM (/M/4v)

216 156 Gawd that fucking lying sack of shit Hellary is lying about lying again. Please let her be strung up sometime soon.

it's not lying about lying if you believe you're lying

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 06:12 PM (sGtp+)

217 213 I'm still trying to figure out how they are going to FUND all the Equipment, Power, Water, and maintenance that will be needed for all this AI crap.

we'll borrow it from the chinese. duh!

Posted by: totally not chatgpt, honest at February 26, 2026 06:13 PM (sGtp+)

218 Look to central office, coaches stipends, and salaries. Depending on how ill run the district is, you may also have exhorbitant capital costs for niceties such as artificial turf stadiums, new schools, computer and software expenses, and so on.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:10 PM (E4rtv)

No new buildings there, although a couple new parking lots. School was built in 1958, and never expanded... they built another new High School across town.

Really nice sports equip though...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

219 apropos of nothing, I think people who engage trolls ....
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 06:12 PM (/M/4v)
=====

But I have so little! Don't take this away from me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

220 Schools got their own PDs often because regular cops wanted no part in putting their officers in schools due to political blowback and pressure.

Plus the dindu nuffin crowd of criminals in training at schools and their apologist parents. You have drug dealers, kids with a grudges, gangs, and the incessant smart phone videos to get clicks on TikTok for violent throwdowns.

Makes Blackboard Jungle movie in the 50's quaint compared with the shit most public schools go through today except in really rural areas.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:08 PM (E4rtv)

Back in the day, in my school, we had San Antonio cops on patrol. Two of them. And it was not unusual for me to go down the hallway and see gangbangers getting busted and frisked. (Back then it was a normal run of the mill suburban school. Kinda nice in that it was about 30-30-30 white/black/hispanic and 10 percent everyone else (mostly kids from all over Asia).

I taught for one year thus far and do not get me started on those "didndo nothin" criminals and meth heads in training, their apologist parents, and apologist admins, who just wanted butts in seats to collect the sweet cash from Austin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:17 PM (hJH5n)

221 nood quick hits

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 06:18 PM (sGtp+)

222 Wait until the rural schools from the 60s and 50s start to crumble. No title money to rebuild them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 06:18 PM (dAq3u)

223 218 Look to central office, coaches stipends, and salaries. Depending on how ill run the district is, you may also have exhorbitant capital costs for niceties such as artificial turf stadiums, new schools, computer and software expenses, and so on.
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:10 PM (E4rtv)

No new buildings there, although a couple new parking lots. School was built in 1958, and never expanded... they built another new High School across town.

Really nice sports equip though...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

Don't forget interest from bond issues to pay for all that. It is not uncommon for TX ISDs to put up $1 billion bond issues.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (hJH5n)

224 NOOD ALERT!!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (q177U)

225 212 If your school needs its own police department, you're running a prison, not a school.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
======
No, you are trying to protect the good students/teachers from the bad ones and a cop on campus is better than a cop 15 minutes away. Even worse, the spree killings at public schools have to be put down in the first couple of minutes or you get really massive body counts. Schools need cops on campus in many places.

Due to Scotus decisions making school suspensions or kicking kids out of school permanently very difficult in the 70's and 80's, the jv criminals are IN the public schools and public pressure on school boards for suspending johnny dindu nuffin is extreme at times if they are of particular ethnic groups.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)

226 >>> Rationed recreational drug prices skyrocketing...

They didnt have those when i was in military

Posted by: Operator Error at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (1kuYn)

227 I'm still trying to figure out how they are going to FUND all the Equipment, Power, Water, and maintenance that will be needed for all this AI crap.

It aint gonna be free... the numbers don't work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 06:11 PM
Umm, steal it from the taxpayers?

Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)

228 Robert Carradine, 71, died of . . . bipolar disorder?

Posted by: Unkaren at February 26, 2026 06:25 PM (duOzU)

229 Well, those high suction toilets will make plenty more yummy shit pebbles for your mouth

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 06:26 PM (+jhcF)

230 Boomers discovering Dem duplicity like it's the wheel... Newsflash: they've been hypocritical scum since forever. Ditch the hand-wringing performative shock face theater. The non-stop 'hypocrisy take' is so geriatric and female. Grow a spine.

Posted by: Jack Lemon at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (gjmnd)

231 >>>apropos of nothing, I think people who engage trolls and copy and paste their comments should be banned with the trolls.

Posted by: runner

>Damn, lighten up. Trolls should be mocked and shamed for being ignorant imbeciles.

Trump is a gold medalist troll, and I love it.

I'm sure the cobs have a free ranging scope of the field to put down the nasty retards.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 06:27 PM (gVUi7)

232 I'm an undocumented gynecologist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Otter. Is that you?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 26, 2026 06:52 PM (m+uh6)

233 Ugh on the Miami reporter.
Guess we know why libs want to get into education.
Summers off and millions in real estate.

Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at February 26, 2026 08:18 PM (nc2DJ)

Update: Kash Patel Fires 10 of the FBI Agents That Eagerly Acted as Joe Biden's Secret Police

The NY Post:

FBI fires 10 involved in Jack Smith's classified docs probe of Trump

By Josh Christenson

The FBI has dismissed 10 agents and analysts involved in former special counsel Jack Smith's classified documents prosecution of President Trump, a spokesperson for the bureau confirmed Thursday.

On Wednesday, it was revealed that subpoenas were sent to Kash Patel, who now serves as FBI director, and Susie Wiles, now Trump's White House chief of staff, during the 2024 campaign.

Patel told Reuters, which first reported on the subpoenas, that agents had sought his phone records "using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight."

If you recall, these rogue agents previously claimed that their targets could not be warned by the phone company that they were being wiretapped, claiming that they were "flight risks" who would flee the country if they knew the feds were on to them.

Under questioning, various malefactors were forced to admit that no, they never really thought Republican Senators were "flight risks" at all.

An FBI official told The Post that it wasn't "just phone records and subpoenas -- but a massive targeting operation" that likely involved more than just the two Trump administration officials.

A spokesperson for the FBI Agents Association said in a statement that it "condemns today's unlawful termination of FBI Special Agents, which -- like other firings by Director Patel -- violates the due process rights of those who risk their lives to protect our country."

Fuck you. We should seize all of your retirement money.

Related: It's the Russiagate Plot's ten year anniversary.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




Comments

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1 ST.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:10 PM (c27kw)

2 Firings aren't nothing.

Even if they don't get prosecuted, at least they got fired.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 04:11 PM (a+4eV)

3 Prosecutions?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (c27kw)

4 In before the ham and eggers comment

Posted by: Beartooth at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (ggkmJ)

5 Good lord

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (wBaIH)

6 Even if they don't get prosecuted, at least they got fired.

Indeed, they are no longer ham-and-egging. I'd like to also see them forced to listen to Kamala's speeches on a loop, but firings are a good start.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

7 >>>Fuck you. We should seize all of your retirement money.

Seize their phone records and see who put them up to it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)

8 It's a start.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 04:13 PM (zjgNU)

9 Prosecutions?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (c27kw)

But this is how it would actual prevent the next time.

So there's going to be a next time when the Democrats get power again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 04:13 PM (zjgNU)

10 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

@ElonMusk
and his team were extremely helpful to me. They helped me identify that some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone and my laptop to spy on me to record our meetings. They had done that to several of the politicals."

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

11 Things seem to be starting to come out. Maybe these were teed up to start as a trickle and increase to a flood starting with SOTU and through to the mid-term election. I can hope anyway.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)

12 Who knew Elon Musk would go from being an interesting figure to being an amazingly important figure.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 04:15 PM (pZEOD)

13 Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer
[ . . . ]
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)


The Resistance is burrowed in like a tick.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 04:16 PM (rbvCR)

14 Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

Sounds like more firings inbound.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

15 Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

Let's see if she fires people.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)

16 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

@ElonMusk
and his team were extremely helpful to me. They helped me identify that some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone and my laptop to spy on me to record our meetings. They had done that to several of the politicals."
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

TREASON.

They should be dragged out onto Union Square and summarily executed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 04:16 PM (zjgNU)

17 They helped me identify that some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone and my laptop to spy on me to record our meetings. They had done that to several of the politicals.
____

Will these employees get the gibbet, or be tossed into the oubliette?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)

18 I wonder how long Noem's team were watching the staffers suck up the information off her phone and noting who they were transmitting it to.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

19 Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Ham N Egger at February 26, 2026 04:18 PM (hXJe5)

20 A spokesperson for the FBI Agents Association said in a statement that it "condemns today's unlawful termination of FBI Special Agents, which -- like other firings by Director Patel -- violates the due process rights of those who risk their lives to protect our country."


Good. Now we know that the FBI Agents Association is fine with its members participating in intelligence operations against the political leadership's enemies.

Had this organization been smart, it would have denounced the rogue agents or at the very least, kept its head down and its mouth shut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 04:18 PM (COQGW)

21 violates the due process rights of those who risk their lives to protect our country."

OK, I'll bite. How exactly did these people risk their lives to protect our country? What did they do that protects our country?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 04:19 PM (FMtrg)

22 Let's see if she fires people.

I mean, we know what she does to dogs...

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 04:21 PM (2ocoG)

23 How exactly did these people risk their lives to protect our country?
___

Same way Lt Col "Bearclaw" Vindman did.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:21 PM (Dv3i1)

24 "The Resistance is burrowed in like a tick." Posted by: Kindltot

yes, but ticks don't have foreign and domestic enemies supporting them.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (vbXSk)

25 I wonder how long Noem's team were watching the staffers suck up the information off her phone and noting who they were transmitting it to

If Elon was involved, that means probably Big Balls and others were too, and I'm sure they probably did that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG)

26 I worked for a large corporation. One of our founders died. The next day was business as usual. I retired; the company is still making money.

What makes these government drones think they are so important that the country can't go on without them?

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (pduCL)

27 Significantly worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (Dv3i1)

28 A Wall of Shame in the lobby might be a start.

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

29 Well they had her purse didn't they?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (c27kw)

30
Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

@ElonMusk
and his team were extremely helpful to me. They helped me identify that some of my own employees in my department had downloaded software on my phone and my laptop to spy on me to record our meetings. They had done that to several of the politicals."
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

WTF is right and what really galls me is their hubris that they'll never be found out.

They really think it's their birthright to rule over the rest of us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 04:23 PM (ANQtD)

31 If Trump was really in the Epstein files in a bad way, there would have been no reason for the Dems to set up this Russia nonsense.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 26, 2026 04:23 PM (PoA2o)

32 You WANT heads on pikes.
You would settle for long prison terms.
You will get- - -

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:23 PM (pDt9x)

33 Biden's controllers' Secret Police.

Shouting and whispering Joe was just the front man.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

34 You're fired.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:24 PM (c27kw)

35 18 I wonder how long Noem's team were watching the staffers suck up the information off her phone and noting who they were transmitting it to.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)
----

Yep, that's what I'm wondering. I wonder if that story of her flying around in a luxury jet was part of the mole hunt.

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

36 Due process rights? Even though those agents violated the constitutional rights of others? I guess I’m not understanding what a fireable offense must entail when working for the FBI!
Giving a pass to the alphabet intelligence community solves misconduct, how? Does everyone who isn’t a republican get to pick and choose which laws to follow? If the democrats win the house and senate, there is no America. They’ll get the progressive utopia they want and deserve.
I’m glad that I’m on the back nine of life!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 26, 2026 04:24 PM (duOzU)

37 Things seem to be starting to come out. Maybe these were teed up to start as a trickle and increase to a flood starting with SOTU and through to the mid-term election. I can hope anyway.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)
---
That's an interesting point...Didn't a whole lot of stuff start happening immediately after President Trump's initial address last year?

(It was technically not a SOTU, but close enough for government work...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

38 Who is this Haman Egger fellow?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (JRP2U)

39 Can't SOME of these people face criminal charges?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (AlhUl)

40 "We should seize all of your retirement money."

And hound them until they are lowered into the ground. I don't want them working even as a mall cop.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 26, 2026 04:26 PM (N39Ws)

41 They are not subject to the law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:26 PM (c27kw)

42 38 Who is this Haman Egger fellow?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (JRP2U)

Haman? Yeah that guy. Worked for a Persian King who had a Jewish girlfriend. He was asshoe.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM (pDt9x)

43 So, the fibbies have a union. That’s good to know

Posted by: Accomac at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM (/Chlc)

44 Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

--

Nice to see that Sec. Noem has never read the language that pops up on every government device prior to login, notifying you that you have no presumed right to privacy on this device.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM (qAuhB)

45 38 Who is this Haman Egger fellow?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (JRP2U)

Austrian bodybuilder, went on to make movies.

Posted by: I'll be back at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM (TbWk/)

46 36 Due process rights?
_____

Violate the law, get found out, get fired. Sounds like sufficient due process. Now if we were to move to gibbeting, then I may concede that additional due process is required, which would include a chance to confess to everything and humbly ask for mercy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:28 PM (Dv3i1)

47 I have completely lost faith in all things official and political. I look forward to the next art thread.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ZxPkt)

48 The Tarpian Rock is thirsty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:29 PM (c27kw)

49 47 I have completely lost faith in all things official and political. I look forward to the next art thread.
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ZxPkt)

Would you settle for afternoon Pet Cafe Thread?

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:29 PM (pDt9x)

50 32 You WANT heads on pikes.
You would settle for long prison terms.
You will get- - -
___

agita

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (Dv3i1)

51 43 So, the fibbies have a union. That’s good to know
Posted by: Accomac at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM (/Chlc) on the back nine of life!
Posted by: Unkaren at February 26, 2026 04:24 PM (duOzU)

This is one of the reasons why bad cops are so hard to get rid of. Even when they've done something so unbelievably egregious that the police chief fires them outright instead of defending them to the death, the police union sweeps in and forces arbitration to get them reinstated.

Posted by: Enshittification ain't just for software at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (TbWk/)

52 Looking forward to Andy McCarthy saying the brave men and women of the FBI are super, duper patriots...

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (9mw3J)

53 "Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer"


They were just trying to be helpful by keeping good records.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (GUOwU)

54 Now fortified with giraffes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (c27kw)

55 The Horde is - restive.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:31 PM (pDt9x)

56 Andy McCarthy reminds me of Mortimer Snerd.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 04:31 PM (ehY6c)

57 This shit has convinced millions of AWFLs that Trump is Putin's stooge and Russia fixed the 2016 election and they will NEVER be convinced otherwise

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 26, 2026 04:31 PM (REq0p)

58 Good I guess, but why did it take them a year to get to this?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2026 04:32 PM (PYyV9)

59 Yes, still like cafe thread with the funny animal videos.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

60 Well one glimmer of hope is that the AWFL base is not a reproductive powerhouse.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:33 PM (pDt9x)

61 I saw Hammond Eggar open for Trans Siberian Orchestra at Live Aid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2026 04:33 PM (PYyV9)

62 Public hangings would likely deter some agents from future FAFO activities.

Low cost, high return. 👍

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (jtM2q)

63 58 Good I guess, but why did it take them a year to get to this?
----------------
They likely worked from this to determine where the others are and who is their sugar daddy. Fibbies don't do this shit without a golden parachute promise.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (pZ64F)

64 Russia Russia Russia!

It was the weirdest thing, because it was turned on like a light switch. Couldn’t believe it. After 95 years of leftists being in bed with the Soviets, albeit well meaning perhaps in some instances, all of a sudden Russians were the bad guys, and the Donald in their employ. Beware The Red Menace!

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (1meqy)

65 Headline (The Hill IMPORTANT DATE TIMELINE 02/09/25)

"Noem defends Musk’s access to personal data"

Just more than a year ago, Noem had to defend Musk's access to DHS sensitive information.

The chickens are coming home to roost.

Excerpt:

"“But this, this audit needs to happen to make sure that we are going through a process that adds integrity back into these programs and people’s personal information has been out there in these case works that have been closed for a long time, that people are getting responses now that they haven’t had before,” she added."

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 04:35 PM (rj6Yv)

66 44 Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer

--

Nice to see that Sec. Noem has never read the language that pops up on every government device prior to login, notifying you that you have no presumed right to privacy on this device.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ



True. 'Spyware' is something else though. Now, who put it on, who authorized it, and what was it used for. That message that appears on every Government device isn't the same as 'spyware'. The FedGov watching everything going in and out on there machines isn't 'spyware'.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 26, 2026 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

67 Going to need to edit my X feed. No more news. Just football, funny animal videos, and photography from around the world. And space stuff.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

68
44

Nice to see that Sec. Noem has never read the language that pops up on every government device prior to login, notifying you that you have no presumed right to privacy on this device.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 26, 2026 04:27 PM

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"No presumed right to privacy" is not the same as underlings being allowed to plant unauthorized spyware on the boss's phone.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 04:36 PM (PbePe)

69 As usual, the question behind all this seems to be,

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:36 PM (ESVrU)

70 Does everyone who isn’t a republican get to pick and choose which laws to follow?

There is a D get out of jail card for people high in the party or high level contributors until the crime bosses decide you are no longer useful to the party.

See Bill Cosby, he lent his name to a book decrying the uneducation of black youth "Come on People" I believe was the title; then he could be prosecuted.

Harvey Weinstein, I don't think prosecuted, but they turned on their donor when it suited them.

Eric Adams. I don't think he actually did anything wrong but he crossed the party by decrying the illegals as Mayor of NYC and they found something to charge him with.

Might be part of why Demonrats are so unhappy, they can get away wtih a lot, but the party might decide to throw them under the bus at any time.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 04:36 PM (Sokdp)

71 67 Going to need to edit my X feed. No more news. Just football, funny animal videos, and photography from around the world. And space stuff.
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

I read “ pornography” instead of “ photography” on initial glance. Oops, oopsie. Apologies I suppose.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:37 PM (pDt9x)

72 You WANT heads on pikes.
You would settle for long prison terms.
You will get- - -

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:23 PM (pDt9x)

Sternly worded letters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 04:37 PM (fJci/)

73 28 A Wall of Shame in the lobby might be a start.
Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 04:22 PM (FhXTo)


Walk of Shame …

Posted by: Head Sparrow at February 26, 2026 04:37 PM (pY+ea)

74 There's no such thing as "due process" for employment termination.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 26, 2026 04:37 PM (5slMQ)

75 Remember:
The same people that put out a very serious allegation that Trump hired whores to piss on the bed Obama slept in in Moscow ....

Somehow, for some reason, kept all the proof of Trump and Epstein secret.
For over 10 years.
While in their absolute sole custody and control.

"Whores pissing on beds?"
That they will release.
And repeat endlessly.

"Trump cavorting with pedos?"
Nope. Best keep that a secret.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 04:38 PM (HXT0k)

76 I am glad for a quantum of solace ...

Posted by: Adriane the Lens Cap Covered Camera Photography Critic . . . at February 26, 2026 04:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

77 67 Going to need to edit my X feed. No more news. Just football, funny animal videos, and photography from around the world. And space stuff.

Also a great time to start gardening. Growing season approaches. I started a couple of seed trays last evening.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 04:38 PM (DgMqy)

78 Looking forward to Andy McCarthy saying the brave men and women of the FBI are super, duper patriots...

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 26, 2026 04:30 PM (9mw3J)


They must have video of him fellating a goat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2026 04:38 PM (noKdt)

79 'Dismissed'?! Holy cow, we're as ruthless as Nazi Germany.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (3s43i)

80 They must have video of him fellating a goat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2026 04:38 PM (noKdt)

Goat(s).

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (9Ovst)

81 "FBI fires 10 involved in Jack Smith's classified docs probe of Trump"


Guaranteed that either MSPB or a federal judge will rule their firing unconstitutional and make them be rehired with back pay and promotions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)

82 Burn it all down. Spring is coming and new life will take root and renew the natural order.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (gVUi7)

83 And it's probably time to start working on my bucket list.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (ZxPkt)

84 If you read up on the FBI Agent's Association it is basically a union organization for FBI agents and like most unions, defends even the most corrupt of their lot.

Yes, what Ace said, Fuck them.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (oiNtH)

85 "Related: It's the Russiagate Plot's ten year anniversary."

I can kind of understand people thinking that nothing will happen.

Posted by: fd - "No" is a complete sentence at February 26, 2026 04:39 PM (vFG9F)

86 "Fuck you. We should seize all of your retirement money."

At this point we should harvest their organs. Recidivism rate 0.0. Otherwise they'll be back under the next donk that steals the election.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 04:40 PM (DWTpY)

87 Good I guess, but why did it take them a year to get to this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


The mill of the god grinds lowly ???

Posted by: Adriane the Lens Cap Covered Camera Photography Critic . . . at February 26, 2026 04:40 PM (3ZUWJ)

88 Guaranteed that either MSPB or a federal judge will rule their firing unconstitutional and make them be rehired with back pay and promotions.
____

FBI needs a base in Antarctica for the re-hired staff.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:41 PM (Dv3i1)

89 Plot twist.

>>
@MarcACaputo
·
24m
>>The lawyer representing Susie Wiles at the time of this incident categorically denies he allowed his client to be recorded by the FBI w/out her consent

>>I understand she believes him & that the Biden-era FBI may have lied about it

>>Here’s what the lawyer told me: “If I ever pulled a stunt like that I wouldn’t – and shouldn’t – have a license to practice law. I’m as shocked as Susie.”

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)

90 Am I missing something?
It looks like they are beginning to clean house. Hope so.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:42 PM (Sh6IX)

91 We should seize all of your retirement money.

“I’ll give you something to cry about!”

These guys need a serious spanking. And then have their allowance taken away.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2026 04:42 PM (1NuH7)

92 Judicial action will force the fbi gropers rehiring; so relocate their desks to the storage basement, bare lightbulb, one out of order phone. Let them do inventory of gov furniture. Every day.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 04:42 PM (ehY6c)

93 Under the Presidential Records Act (PRA) an incumbent President can grant "special access" to records for executive branch purposes, even if the former President claims executive privilege. In this case, President Biden, through the White House Counsel's Office, affirmed the DOJ's request, allowing NARA to provide the FBI access to the records.

The National Archives and Records Administration (NARA), as the legal owner of presidential records, had facilitated the Department of Justice's (DOJ) access to the documents as part of a criminal investigation into potential violations of federal law.

Each and everyone at NARA involved, should have been thoroughly investigated and likely dismissed with appropriate charges. IIRC, all or most retired right around the raids on Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 04:43 PM (NFX2v)

94 Related by Ed Morrissey
Today's Deep Question: Why Did Biden-Era DoJ Spy on Wiles' Call With Attorney?

https://is.gd/Q8QGrP

Posted by: No Name Today at February 26, 2026 04:43 PM (8mulE)

95 "I’m as shocked as Susie."

Hmmm... Maybe we'll find out who's lying here. But I doubt it. Dude's a lawyer. His mouth moved.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 04:44 PM (DgMqy)

96
89 Plot twist.

>>
@MarcACaputo
·
24m
>>The lawyer representing Susie Wiles at the time of this incident categorically denies he allowed his client to be recorded by the FBI w/out her consent

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 04:41 PM

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If that's true, it doesn't mean that the FBI didn't tap the phone. It means they lied about having consent.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 04:44 PM (PbePe)

97 You WANT heads on pikes.
You would settle for long prison terms.
You will get- - -
Posted by: tubal

A shake weight

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 04:44 PM (GgstE)

98 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer
===


Straight up espionage

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 04:45 PM (/lPRQ)

99 For all of those who have been angry about lack of indictments and movement against the Deep State, these people as well as the crap done to spy on Noem, is the crap the Trump and reformers are facing. Rearguard actions all the way

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 04:45 PM (HYqoK)

100 24m
>>The lawyer representing Susie Wiles at the time of this incident categorically denies he allowed his client to be recorded by the FBI w/out her consent

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 04:41 PM

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If that's true, it doesn't mean that the FBI didn't tap the phone. It means they lied about having consent.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 04:44 PM (PbePe)
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Yep.

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

101 hahaha

"DHS tells @realDailyWire that ICE arrested Elmina Aghayeva, an illegal alien from Azerbaijan, at Columbia University after her student visa was terminated in 2016 under the Obama administration for failing to attend classes.

The officers were let into her apartment by the building manager and her roommate, DHS said.

Meanwhile, the school asserts that “federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a ‘missing person.’”"

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 04:46 PM (V6W16)

102 SHOCKING: Suzie Wiles lawyer complicit with the FBI.

The breadth and depth of the administrative state's desire to eliminate Trump's progress is frightening.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Sh6IX)

103 98 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer
===


Straight up espionage
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 04:45 PM (/lPRQ)

Seems it really is, but unfortunately not being treated as such. Why is a question I do not have an answer for.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:47 PM (pDt9x)

104 7 >>>Fuck you. We should seize all of your retirement money.

Seize their phone records and see who put them up to it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
---

And put them all in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:48 PM (Sh6IX)

105 Meanwhile, the school asserts that “federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a ‘missing person.’”"
____

Azerbaijan was missing her, so technically true.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)

106 Judicial action will force the fbi gropers rehiring; so relocate their desks to the storage basement, bare lightbulb, one out of order phone. Let them do inventory of gov furniture. Every day.
Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 04:42 PM (ehY6c)
---
And take away their red Swingline staplers!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

107 The lawyer representing Susie Wiles at the time of this incident categorically denies he allowed his client to be recorded by the FBI w/out her consent

Posted by: JackStraw
=======
He pretty much has to otherwise he is cooked before the Bar Association and perhaps being impoverished by a lawsuit from Wiles. If he survived with his law license intact, it would still mean no other serious client would want to work with the guy nor that firm ever again.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 04:48 PM (E4rtv)

108 Straight up espionage
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 04:45 PM (/lPRQ)

Seems it really is, but unfortunately not being treated as such. Why is a question I do not have an answer for.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:47 PM (pDt9x)
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We'll see how serious based on whether noem/Patel fire people and/or press charges

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2026 04:49 PM (G0vdT)

109 >>Good I guess, but why did it take them a year to get to this?

Well for one thing the files were hidden, even from FBI employees, under a classification called Prohibited. It was done for express purpose of keeping this stuff from ever being uncovered.

But as I've been saying since last fall a grand jury was seated in Ft. Pierce Florida in January to start hearing evidence of a decade long conspiracy against Trump to deprive him of his rights. It potentially includes ever plot starting with spying on Trumps campaign back in early 2016 to Russia, to Ukraine, the Mar A Lago raid to everything in between. And the judge overseeing the GJ is Aileen Cannon, same judge who has been smacking Jack Smith around since she shutdown his illegal investigation of Trump last fall.

This week she ruled the report he developed from the investigation be permanently sealed because it never should have happened. Now this. Seems awful coincidental that some of this stuff is surfacing just as the GJ is hearing evidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

110 uck you. We should seize all of your retirement money.

Seize their phone records and see who put them up to it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
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And put them all in jail.


You misspelled "firing squad".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

111 Due process rights?

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2026 04:50 PM (YwEeS)

112 A spokesperson for the FBI Agents Association said in a statement that it "condemns today's unlawful termination of FBI Special Agents..."


That's nice. Now, please tell us more about your relationship with these traitorous co-conspirators. Be thorough and speak clearly into the mic.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 26, 2026 04:50 PM (625EN)

113 If the lawyer did consent, it was undoubtedly because the FBI threatened him with some kind of prosecution. Probably over some unrelated manner.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (8mulE)

114 103 98 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer
===
Straight up espionage
Posted by: It
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It's time to round them up and put them in jail.

By what law can we legally do this?

The J6 law authorizes their indeterminate detention until their crimes are adjudicated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (Sh6IX)

115 Seems it really is, but unfortunately not being treated as such. Why is a question I do not have an answer for.
Posted by: tubal
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My guess is some ostensible claim about records preservation or some other bullshit reason like computer security.

Assume all work computers are compromised always and the same goes for work phones.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)

116 >>He pretty much has to otherwise he is cooked before the Bar Association and perhaps being impoverished by a lawsuit from Wiles. If he survived with his law license intact, it would still mean no other serious client would want to work with the guy nor that firm ever again.

Yep. But it should be fairly easy to prove one way or the other. I gotta believe a lawyer of that caliber wouldn't make a handshake deal on something like this with the FBI. There should be a paper trail.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

117 Since we are talking FBI incompetence and chicanery, I wonder if we will ever get the straight story on the shootings at that concert in Las Vegas.

(No I don't)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (cYBz/)

118 The evil and corruption in America is discouraging but God the Father spared President Trump at Butler to serve God's purpose. Have faith in His supremacy. God's never been defeated.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 04:52 PM (ehY6c)

119
Firings are an invitation to litigation in front of anti-Trump courts.

Reassign them to Injun reservations in the Black Hills, Flint, Michigan or resident FBI agents at McMurdo, to take immediate effect. They still have jobs, but there's nothing saying that they deserve to work in DC as opposed to other areas of the country which need competent FBI agents.

If they voluntarily quit, that's on them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (y9nCu)

120 THIS LEGISLATURE SENT A CLEAR MESSAGE TO THE OIL AND
GAS PRODUCERS AND REFINERIES THAT MESSAGE WAS AND HAS BEEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUTURE HERE.

THE MARKETS RESPONDED. CAPITAL LEFT. REINVESTMENT SLOWED. AND NOW WE'RE SEEING REFINERIES HAVE CLOSED DOWN IN 1982 THERE WERE 40 REFINERIES IN CALIFORNIA TODAY WE HAVE SEARCHING MEANWHILE DEMAND IS UP, CALIFORNIANS ARE PAYING ABOUT 50% MORE AT THE PUMP THAN THE NATIONAL AVERAGE.

WE PRODUCE ROUGHLY 20% OF THE CRUDE OIL THAT WE CONSUME. AND MORE THAN 65% OF THAT COMES FROM FOREIGN SOURCES. WE ARE ONE MORE REFINERY CLOSURE, ONE MORE PIPELINE FAILURE AND WE'LL BE STARING AT CATASTROPHIC INSTABILITY.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (RHGPo)

121 117 Since we are talking FBI incompetence and chicanery, I wonder if we will ever get the straight story on the shootings at that concert in Las Vegas.

(No I don't)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (cYBz/)

That unpleasantness has been memory holed nearly completely, by nearly everyone.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

122 "DHS tells @realDailyWire that ICE arrested Elmina Aghayeva, an illegal alien from Azerbaijan, at Columbia University after her student visa was terminated in 2016 under the Obama administration for failing to attend classes.

The officers were let into her apartment by the building manager and her roommate, DHS said.

Meanwhile, the school asserts that “federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a ‘missing person.’”"

Visa terminated in 2016 for not attending class but she was still in a campus apartment 10 years later? Yank federal funding for Columbia, charge someone there for harboring an illegal.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Sokdp)

123 He pretty much has to otherwise he is cooked before the Bar Association and perhaps being impoverished by a lawsuit from Wiles. If he survived with his law license intact, it would still mean no other serious client would want to work with the guy nor that firm ever again.
Posted by: whig
__________

I'd like to believe it, but then there's Kevin Clinesmith.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (XvL8K)

124 106 Judicial action will force the fbi gropers rehiring; so relocate their desks to the storage basement, bare lightbulb, one out of order phone. Let them do inventory of gov furniture. Every day.
Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 04:42 PM (ehY6c)
---
And take away their red Swingline staplers!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:48 PM (ESVrU)

Man, you watched the opening scenes of the Night Agent...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 04:54 PM (tOcjL)

125 117.

Curious myself. Day 1 the news said the loony recorded videos all through the Mandalay rampage and before.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 04:54 PM (WcDsy)

126 67 Going to need to edit my X feed. No more news. Just football, funny animal videos, and photography from around the world. And space stuff.
Posted by: Don Black
---

Here's a hankie, pushes soft cotton kerchief through usb port to Don

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Sh6IX)

127 It was the weirdest thing, because it was turned on like a light switch. Couldn’t believe it. After 95 years of leftists being in bed with the Soviets, albeit well meaning perhaps in some instances, all of a sudden Russians were the bad guys, and the Donald in their employ. Beware The Red Menace!
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (1meqy)


Putin made the unforgivable error of telling his Oligarchs they couldn't steal things and sell them to the West for pennies.

Never tell your abuser "no" if you have no support

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 04:55 PM (rbvCR)

128 Man, you watched the opening scenes of the Night Agent...

S3 is apparently not doing the gangbuster numbers of the first season, but I'm not sure why. I think it's very well done.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

129 I bet I can point our a few families in Texas and Idaho who don't care one bit what the FBI Agent Assholeciation thinks.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 04:56 PM (WcDsy)

130 Prosecutions?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (c27kw)


I suppose they could put the matter before a grand jury in DC. You know, the ones who refuse to indict leftists for anything.

Feel better now?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

131 114 103 98 WTF

Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer
===
Straight up espionage
Posted by: It
-----------------

It's time to round them up and put them in jail.

By what law can we legally do this?

The J6 law authorizes their indeterminate detention until their crimes are adjudicated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 04:51 PM (Sh6IX)

If the spyware was directly installed, yes, espionage charges. But it's probably run of the mill "oops we missed that this app comes with this spylike program - our bad"...or at least, that will be the claim.

Seems like DHS has some techies to fire...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)

132 Reassign them to Injun reservations in the Black Hills, Flint, Michigan or resident FBI agents at McMurdo, to take immediate effect. They still have jobs, but there's nothing saying that they deserve to work in DC as opposed to other areas of the country which need competent FBI agents.

If they voluntarily quit, that's on them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (y9nCu)
---
Making employees miserable enough to quit is a time-honored tradition among employers who don't want to deal with potential legal hassles.

Believe me, I know.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (ESVrU)

133 The Tarpian Rock is thirsty.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:29 PM (c27kw)

Hey, what about me? When's it my turn again??

Posted by: The Gladius, quite possibly the weapon with the highest body count in history at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (i711p)

134 128 Man, you watched the opening scenes of the Night Agent...

S3 is apparently not doing the gangbuster numbers of the first season, but I'm not sure why. I think it's very well done.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

B/c people, like me, watched the Olympics and are catching up on other streaming, and have planned to watch it later this spring. I have heard it's good from others, and glad you think it is, too...may move up my watchlist!

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (tOcjL)

135 111 Due process rights?
Posted by: steevy

Scotus in a 1978 case with far cruder technology allowed access to what is called toll records of incoming and outgoing calls for billing purposes. Goes to the third party doctrine where you can assert your own privacy but if you involve others, they can willfully disclose information about you upon being presented with an administrative subpoena. That has expanded to an panopticon where you can literally sit at a computer at LEO HQ and request subpoenas of existing banking, telephone, texts, emails, and billing information from vendors from a wide variety of sources with the person never even knows in a lot of cases that their records have been rifled through. Add in separate commercial databases of residences, names, aliases, credit history, cars, location data via cell phone towers, affinity programs, FLOC cameras, etc.

An analyst can rapidly create a dossier on anyone they please between coming in and the first coffee break.

Privacy is dead unless you want to live unplugged and as a hermit in the woods buying and selling nothing. Even there, open fields would allow surveillance by game wardens and their planted cameras/drones

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv)

136 I really look askance at anyone using "swiftboating" as a term. That was made derogatory by the left truing to discredit very legit attacks on Kerry.

Fun rabbit hole: Kerry most likely got in deep shit and UCMJ'ed and got his record rehabilitated by Carter.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (+RkG8)

137 131


If the spyware was directly installed, yes, espionage charges. But it's probably run of the mill "oops we missed that this app comes with this spylike program - our bad"...or at least, that will be the claim.

Seems like DHS has some techies to fire...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)

If Noem et al roll for that weak tea blowoff that’s a tell that it’s all failure stuff that had best been left unspoken.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 04:59 PM (pDt9x)

138 This caught my eye earlier:
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DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
·
7h
I already generated a dossier on Spanberger, but the most interesting part of it is that she is part of a cohort of 50+ military-intelligence veterans that have been recruited to run as Democratic candidates starting in 2018.
@SomeBitchIIKnow
first hypothesized this, but my new dossier pipeline independently captured them.

A Democrat retires. A CIA member takes over.

Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
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Apologies if this has already been pointed out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 04:59 PM (jtM2q)

139 "Sec. Kristi Noem just shockingly announced that Elon Musk helped her uncover SPYWARE installed by DHS STAFFERS onto her phone and computer"
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I think we now know how that Atlantic reporter was added to Hegseth's Signal chat.

It wasn't an accident.

Someone stole log-in credentials and logged in as one of the member of the chat and added him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 04:59 PM (HXT0k)

140 136.

Only Jenjiss Khan knows for sure.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:00 PM (WcDsy)

141 Ace: "Fuck you. We should seize all of your retirement money."

Amen. They're fortunate that the entire agency wasn't eliminated. A not insignificant proportion of leadership should be in prison for the way they massaged illegality into legal and for selective, unjustifiable persecution.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2026 05:00 PM (gLikB)

142 I'd like to believe it, but then there's Kevin Clinesmith.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

He did it for the FBI and thus qualified immunity. In his case, it was not the spying but the lying to a court for a surveillance warrant that did him in.

A private law firm lawyer has a shitload to lose if it gets out he is consenting to law enforcement sitting in on calls with clients---no future clients, no money going forward. And that is if he kept his law license and was not sued into oblivion.

Plus, not all jurisdictions are as lawless as Democrat run DC.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)

143 It wasn't an Swiftboat operation. Swiftboat allegations were true.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 26, 2026 05:01 PM (cntUY)

144 Ace been the Best Ace for months now.

Top Notch work for about a year running, Chief.

Must be the creatine.

Pardon me. I gotta go clean my nose now.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:02 PM (WcDsy)

145 Apologies if this has already been pointed out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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I saw that earlier on X and you did well to point this out.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)

146 Plants are your friends. You must not eat them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:03 PM (c27kw)

147 Not seeing the problem here

@Breaking911 16m
Papa John's plans to close 300 of its restaurants by the end of 2027 as it moves to cut costs. -CBS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:03 PM (diia5)

148 Remember the CIA ads that ran during the Biden years -- trying to lure all those rainbow-flag-waving malcontents into the fold? The ONE THING you need to be as an intelligence officer is coolly objective. Literally the opposite of what they were trying to draw from the swamp under Biden.

Posted by: red speck at February 26, 2026 05:03 PM (Ve/HL)

149 146 Plants are your friends. You must not eat them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:03 PM (c27kw)

The old saying - plants are what my food eats.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 05:04 PM (pDt9x)

150 Plants are your friends. You must not eat them.
Posted by: Boss Moss


...Said the Fungi from Yuggoth

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:04 PM (diia5)

151 You know what would really cut costs? Closing all of them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:04 PM (c27kw)

152 Not seeing the problem here

@Breaking911 16m
Papa John's plans to close 300 of its restaurants by the end of 2027 as it moves to cut costs. -CBS
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:03 PM (diia5)
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Well, we can say goodbye to "better ingredients, better pizza."

(I don't care much for Papa John's. I think their standard crust tastes like cardboard.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 05:05 PM (ESVrU)

153 Thought y’all might want to know my ad is someone putting peanut butter on their knees. Someone, somewhere came up with this concept to entice people to click on it.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:05 PM (pZEOD)

154 A spokesperson for the FBI Agents Association said in a statement that it "condemns today's unlawful termination of FBI Special Agents, which -- like other firings by Director Patel -- violates the due process rights of those who risk their lives to protect our country."
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This fuckwad can suck the sweatiest area of my nutsack after a vigorous gym session and a five-mile run in the Texas summer heat, then eat the biggest pile of shit I can find, and wash it down with jizz.

Fuck you.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 05:05 PM (3BwY8)

155 153.

This will only encourage that one guy's Dachshund from yesterday.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:06 PM (WcDsy)

156 Fire the FBI agents association.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:06 PM (c27kw)

157 Piper: "Who knew Elon Musk would go from being an interesting figure to being an amazingly important figure."

I knew the instant he bought and reigned in Twitter. He still deserves a Medal of Freedom for that act alone. It was one of the most consequential acts preserving the country at the time (and perhaps still) given the lockstep marching of pretty much all of social media and Silicon Valley titans. I hope that "investment" by Musk is never memory-holed. The man is a patriot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 26, 2026 05:06 PM (gLikB)

158 Thought y’all might want to know my ad is someone putting peanut butter on their knees. Someone, somewhere came up with this concept to entice people to click on it.
Posted by: Piper

For no obvious reason, I am strangely aroused by this.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 05:07 PM (cYBz/)

159
Making employees miserable enough to quit is a time-honored tradition among employers who don't want to deal with potential legal hassles.

Believe me, I know.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (ESVrU)




The "Slow Horses" gambit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 05:07 PM (y9nCu)

160 Useless statement but no government agency should have a union.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 05:07 PM (+nEug)

161
Plants are your friends. You must not eat them.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Crisco Kid
Was a friend of mine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2026 05:07 PM (Cqx++)

162 Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
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Apologies if this has already been pointed out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026

While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

163 Thought y’all might want to know my ad is someone putting peanut butter on their knees. Someone, somewhere came up with this concept to entice people to click on it.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:05 PM (pZEOD)
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Is it a sure-fired cure for knee fungus?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (ESVrU)

164 Closing Papa Johns? Nein! Nein! Nein!

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (c27kw)

165 I’m sure Spamburger’s puppet masters are eagerly gobbling up disgruntled spooks of all types now. Our very own SPECTRE

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (cO9Uq)

166 160 Useless statement but no government agency should have a union.
Posted by: Ben Had
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9th Circuit decision today allows the president to limit collective bargaining rights for agencies.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (E4rtv)

167 FBI Probes Effort To Impersonate Top Trump Advisor Susie Wiles | 10 News First

3,111 views May 30, 2025
She’s one of the most important people within Donald Trump’s inner circle, but now the White House says someone is trying to impersonate White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles.
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Several months ago.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

168 I noted this AM that it's also dripping out that the J6 Committee was coordinating with the Biden WH, Fanni and Jack Smith.

They were issuing subpoenas for witnesses and evidence that the others couldn't legally obtain.

Then passing that along.

I'll bet Marc Elias is hip-deep as the hub for laundering communications among all them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (HXT0k)

169 Good ridden
Bet they kept spying and spreading to Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

170 162 Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
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Apologies if this has already been pointed out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026

While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (pZEOD)

That's what I said on Tuesday...she's a blank wall, and Dems love to run them...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 05:09 PM (tOcjL)

171 Plants are your friends.

...with benefits!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 26, 2026 05:09 PM (S/IIZ)

172 Slow Horses may be back in the fall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (c27kw)

173 Making employees miserable enough to quit is a time-honored tradition among employers who don't want to deal with potential legal hassles.

Believe me, I know.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 04:58 PM (ESVrU)

The Japanese put managers they want gone in an empty office with just a desk with nothing to do.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (cntUY)

174 While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (pZEOD)


She's making quite the name for herself in VA.. And it's not positive

Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

175
She's making quite the name for herself in VA.. And it's not positive
Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

Off sock/

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

176 SAT race to the bottom.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (YlWIZ)

177 Heh, leave it to the Japanese to make epic Trump animes:

"BREAKING: President Trump’s State of the Union address has been turned into an anime-style animation and is going viral"

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2027003864625672253

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (9Ovst)

178 Regarding 'spyware'. All depends on if it's work computer/phone or personal. Personal, there's a problem. Work-issue, for us mere peons at least it's... not nice, but not unusual for things like keyloggers to be installed and other such 'spy on everyone in the agency' stuff. If it's "only the political appointees", or they were insisting that the political appointees "just put this totally not suspicious software on your personal computer/phone so we can get you up and running faster", we're back to having a problem.

Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (aJQbY)

179 Due process rights? Even though those agents violated the constitutional rights of others? I guess I’m not understanding what a fireable offense must entail when working for the FBI!

Very simple. They want their "due process" in Babylon DC where it is NEVER a crime to attack Republicans. What would normally be insubordination, sedition or even treason is perfectly acceptable before a DC judge and jury.

I would bet good money that if a Fed assassinated any Republican, that a DC jury would nullify the crime.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (rgGn5)

180 Spanberger is part of a much deeper, much more disturbing story here.
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Apologies if this has already been pointed out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 04:59 PM (jtM2q)

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Not trying to dismiss it, but this has been obvious. Elements in the Democrat party have figured out that the purple-hair noserings are a loser on a national basis, so they're trying to co-opt a section that has always been a strong point for the GOP, which is former military and intel folks.

Too bad that all the former mil and intel folks that are Democrats are just as fucking weird as the rest of the Democrats. The strategy will fool some people for a while though.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (3BwY8)

181 >>>Making employees miserable enough to quit is a time-honored tradition among employers who don't want to deal with potential legal hassles.

Believe me, I know.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>Simply attrition. Put 12 men in an office meant for 2 and let them smell each others' farts for several months. The vermin will take over and you'll have a 3rd world shithole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (gVUi7)

182 174 While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (pZEOD)


She's making quite the name for herself in VA.. And it's not positive
Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

Stasi. That’s the vibe I get from her.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (pDt9x)

183 She could replace one of our fuckwit Senators in four years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (c27kw)

184 174 While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.
Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:08 PM (pZEOD)


She's making quite the name for herself in VA.. And it's not positive
Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

She's just doing a disappearing act for most things...everything uber liberal is quiet...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (tOcjL)

185 (I don't care much for Papa John's. I think their standard crust tastes like cardboard.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Only remember buying it once. It had like 3 slices of pepp on the whole medium pie. Chintzi.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (diia5)

186 Release the SAT and ACT scores. Neither a tax, nor a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 05:12 PM (YlWIZ)

187 Albinogale Skankberger looks like the unloved abandoned bloodless child of Paul Reubens and Nosferatu.

All wrapped up in a snug bag of CIA

Posted by: sifty boones at February 26, 2026 05:12 PM (WcDsy)

188
Thought y’all might want to know my ad is someone putting peanut butter on their knees. Someone, somewhere came up with this concept to entice people to click on it.
Posted by: Piper

For no obvious reason, I am strangely aroused by this.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 05:07 PM (cYBz/)



Woof Woof!

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (y9nCu)

189 What was that all you can eat shitty pizza place?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (c27kw)

190 f' Willowed again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (diia5)

191 I would bet good money that if a Fed assassinated any Republican, that a DC jury would nullify the crime.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 05:11 PM (rgGn5)
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Wouldn't even make it to trial.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (3BwY8)

192 And now I realize the real reason the J6 Committee password-protected and deleted the entire Committee file:

It's not what they collected.

It's who they shared it with.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (HXT0k)

193 Cici's?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (c27kw)

194 Meanwhile Jesse Jackson's funeral has finally interrupted McCains.

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (FhXTo)

195 Nood

Posted by: Emmie at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (FMtrg)

196 189 What was that all you can eat shitty pizza place?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (c27kw)

I think that's Cici's pizza.

Apparently if you go there you can get unlimited pizza and a show depending on the Cici's location.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (9Ovst)

197 What was that all you can eat shitty pizza place?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 05:13 PM (c27kw)
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Pizza Inn?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (ESVrU)

198 Yep. But it should be fairly easy to prove one way or the other. I gotta believe a lawyer of that caliber wouldn't make a handshake deal on something like this with the FBI. There should be a paper trail.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Depends on what his practice area was. A criminal attorney certainly would do that. A lot of other attorneys on issues like real estate, investments, elder care etc. might not. Law firms have their own cozy little networks of associated people and often lawyers often do quid pro quo trades off the books on a surprising number of areas.

Reason why you should be careful with lawyers in general and only deal with well established ones or ironically family associates if the matter and privacy is crucial.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)

199 Wikipedia - John Hampton "Papa John" Schnatter is an American entrepreneur who founded the Papa John's pizza restaurant chain in 1984. Schnatter started the business in the back of his father's tavern after selling his car and using the proceeds to purchase used restaurant equipment. As of 2017, his net worth was more than $1 billion.

Schnatter stepped down as CEO on January 1, 2018, after controversy around his comments that the National Football League (NFL), who had a business affiliation with Papa John's, had not done enough to stop national anthem protests by NFL players, and that the protests had hurt his business. Before he stepped down, his comments had resulted in the NFL cancelling its association with Papa John's.

After stepping down as CEO, Schnatter remained chairman of the board of directors until July 2018, when it was revealed that he had used a racial slur during an internal sensitivity training May 2018 conference call, claiming without evidence that Colonel Sanders had used the same word without backlash. Schnatter resigned when the comment became public, but has since maintained that the board conspired against him and unfairly forced him out of his position.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (Dv3i1)

200 194 Meanwhile Jesse Jackson's funeral has finally interrupted McCains.
Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 05:14 PM (FhXTo)

I had forgotten that he died. Is that racist?

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 05:15 PM (pDt9x)

201 Meanwhile, the school asserts that “federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a ‘missing person.’”"
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I don't care if they executed a warrantless search, battered her as part of the arrest, and tossed her belongings into the street. She wasn't supposed to be here, period. Had she not been here, none of whatever took place would have taken place.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (TN0g+)

202 162. While Kamala ponders a run, and Newsom practices his best angle, Spanburger is who they are going to run.
Posted by: Piper

Interesting. But AOC and several others would be leading a DEI riot at the DNC, so make her VP.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

203 Never ate Papa Johns, used to see their commercials, they had some cute ones. But I buy a lot of store brands cuz I figure I don't need to pay for the billion dollar ad campaigns. Sounds like Papa Johns was similar, spend more on advertising than pizza ingredients.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 05:17 PM (Sokdp)

204 Nood already?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)

205 Well, we can say goodbye to "better ingredients, better pizza."

Better than what? Leprino Foods is one company that pretty much makes all cheese for every pizza chain, including the frozen pizza variety. 85% of all pizza uses their cheese - including Papa Johns.

That is why they all taste the same.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 05:18 PM (nCgQz)

206 Plants are your friends. You must not eat them.
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

I like bugs too. And I don't eat them either.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)

207 Here's some more "news"
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BREAKING:
BlackRock is in major trouble 👇

Today, a seismic shift has happened in the antitrust case brought against the ESG asset manager cartel of
BlackRock, StateStreet, and Vanguard_Group.

Vanguard_Group is admitting defeat, agreeing to settle the lawsuit brought by a coalition of State Attorneys General, led by KenPaxtonTX.

As part of the settlement they will pay $30 million in fines, turn over all documents related to their coordinated ESG activism, and end all ESG activism for years to come.

This is a massive win. The reckoning is here.
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FWIW $30M for this group is nothing. The other stuff?
YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 05:21 PM (jtM2q)

208 The legal system is the very mechanism of the ratchet that drives the nation to doom and the left.

There is structural play built into the system, a requirement of anything human and fallible, that is always fully engaged and used to great advantage in one direction, but fully resisted in the other. And that is regardless of who is in charge.

Everyone knows how the ratchet works and cooperates with its operation. Because one side sees it as an obvious and direct route to power and the other rightly fears a world without legal mechanisms. It’s all understandable.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2026 05:22 PM (cO9Uq)

209 153 Thought y’all might want to know my ad is someone putting peanut butter on their knees. Someone, somewhere came up with this concept to entice people to click on it.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 05:05 PM (pZEOD)

Reminds me of that Jack Nicholson movie where he tells the waitress to put the chicken between her knees.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 26, 2026 05:32 PM (8mulE)

210 Visa terminated in 2016 for not attending class but she was still in a campus apartment 10 years later? Yank federal funding for Columbia, charge someone there for harboring an illegal.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Sokdp)

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Probably a couple hundred thousand in student loans.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 26, 2026 05:41 PM (Vh9CX)

211 retweet by DataRepublican

The CIA takeover of the Democratic Party

https://tinyurl.com/4b6tzd8n

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (Sh6IX)

212 Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, you are not owed any "due process" for getting fired.

ALL employment in the US is entirely at the will of the employer and you can be fired FOR ANY REASON AT ANY TIME

Yes, that includes Democrat boot licking FBI agents

Posted by: deadrody at February 26, 2026 05:54 PM (vgB0v)

213 Russia Russia Russia!

It was the weirdest thing, because it was turned on like a light switch. Couldn’t believe it. After 95 years of leftists being in bed with the Soviets, albeit well meaning perhaps in some instances, all of a sudden Russians were the bad guys, and the Donald in their employ. Beware The Red Menace!
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (1meqy)

That flipped when the Russia turned out the Communists.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+)

214 why does everyone insist on calling it "Russiagate"? The real name is Obamagate, anything else simply obscures the direct role that Obama played, and helps him avoid accountability

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2026 09:35 PM (PwW/m)

When Congressmen Began Chanting "USA! USA!," Deportable Treasonous Jihadi Congresswomen Rashida Tlaib Began Shouting "KKK! KKK!"

The NY Post, again:


Vance blasts Omar, Tlaib for 'talking loudly' at State of Union: 'nails on a chalkboard'

By Steven Nelson

Vice President JD Vance blasted Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for "talking loudly the entire time" during President Trump's Tuesday night State of the Union speech -- saying he had to restrain himself as he sat over the president's shoulder in the House chamber.

Omar (D-Minn.) and Tlaib (D-Mich.) heckled Trump throughout his annual address -- with Omar shouting her opposition to his mass-deportation drive in Minneapolis and Tlaib at one point turning to Omar and appearing to say "KKK! KKK! as other attendees chanted "USA! USA!"

"They're sitting next to each other, and they're talking loudly the entire time," Vance said during a stump speech in Wisconsin urging voters to re-elect incumbent Republican Rep. Derrick Van Orden.

"It's just nails on a chalkboard. They're talking. They're interrupting. The president was completely unfazed by it," Vance said.

He also faulted the Queen of Government Graft Nancy Pelosi for not standing up to applaud Trump's call for the outlawing of insider trading by Congressmembers. You'd think that would be an obvious slam-dunk, but no, congresspeople love their graft and insider trading.

"My hope for all of you is that you find somebody who loves you as much as Nancy Pelosi loves insider trading, because then you will have a very good life indeed," Vance said.

Even Democrats are "uncomfortable" with Ilhan "Omar" Nur's and Rashida Tlaib's third-world behavior.

Washington Examiner investigations editor Sarah Bedford said there is frustration within the Democratic Party over the "unhinged way" some members protested Tuesday's State of the Union.

President Donald Trump called out Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) on Wednesday for their heckling during his speech, suggesting they "should either be institutionalized or deported." Following this annual speech, Bedford said there is "discomfort" within Democratic circles over how some members appeared as Trump spoke at the Capitol.

"That's not something the Democratic congressional leadership wanted to see from their members, there was a sort of admonition from House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries [D-NY] for just everyone to cool it, don't make us look dumb, and it feeds into the narrative that Donald Trump has about congressional Democrats when he stood there at the podium and called them crazy and said they're impossible to work with and they're irrational," Bedford said on the Hugh Hewitt Show, guest-hosted by Kurt Schlichter.

"Then in some ways, a few of them sort of proved Donald Trump right by screaming at him and refusing to stand for the notion that the government should support American citizens over illegal immigrants," Bedford said. "They sort of played right into Donald Trump's trap, so optically, it wasn't a very good night for Democrats."

In case you were unsure, a black female Democrat politician confirms that even asking Democrats to stand to show their support of American citizens is, in fact, racist.

I know that was weighing on many of you. At least now you have an answer, though I'm sure that answer is bitter to your racist brains.

Rep. Janelle Bynum (D., Ore.) described President Donald Trump's request that lawmakers stand if they believe the first duty of government is to protect American citizens as "racist" and said the moment made her "uncomfortable."

...

When asked what she thought about Trump's question, Bynum said, "I think you can agree with the 'what,' like standing up for American citizens. But I disagreed with the 'how.'"

"There's thinly veiled racist language, anti-immigrant language in what he was asking and that was uncomfortable," she continued.

Bynum wasn't the only Democrat to slam Trump's address. Rep. Robin Kelly (D., Ill.) made light of Trump's presentation of military awards, including the Medal of Honor, to veterans during his address. "It was like an award show, 'You get a medal! You get a medal! You get a medal!'"

Trump honored five military members with awards for their service, including two Medals of Honor. Army chief warrant officer Eric Slover, who was wounded as a helicopter pilot in the raid to capture Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro, received the nation's highest award for valor in action. So did 100-year-old retired Navy Capt. Royce Williams, who Trump said had a "legendary dogfight" with seven Soviet pilots during the Korean War. Trump also gave out two Purple Hearts and one Legion of Merit award.

The patriotism!

And a GOP-aligned group is already running video of the Democrats' disgraceful third-world conduct in campaign ads.

The television ad marks the GOP's first effort to use the moment to build momentum for Republicans campaigning across the country ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. The 30-second video is set to play all year nationally as part of a seven-figure ad campaign focused on immigration, according to Politico. It will particularly target key states Michigan, North Carolina, and Georgia, where Republicans are defending vulnerable incumbents, and eying possible pickup opportunities to hold on to their narrow majority in the House and Senate.

"Democrats are for illegal immigrant criminals. Republicans are for you," the ad states.

The quote plays off a successful ad strategy during the 2024 election, when Republican Political Action Committees commissioned an ad that read "Kamala is for they/them. President Trump is for you."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:10 PM




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1 Democrats are bad people.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Ann at February 26, 2026 03:12 PM (w9jrX)

2 I called the others

Posted by: Ann at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (w9jrX)

3 She will just lie when someone confronts her about her "chant". And nothing will change.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (0N4FZ)

4 Birth of a Nation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (c27kw)

5 NYC police officers participating in a Muslim prayer before a meal with Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

NYC is lost. Get out while you can.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (abIsI)

6 "If it's not 1963, I have no purpose."
-the entire fucking Democrat Party 60+ years later

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

7 KKK?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Kt19C)

8 Obama's best friend was screaming about the US of KKK A

Just a guy in his neighborhood.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (wIg5s)

9 I know nothing.

Posted by: Mike Johnson at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (abIsI)

10 7 KKK?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Kt19C)

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Three swinging strikeouts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

11 It's racist to be racist

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

12 Dumbkopf.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (c27kw)

13 Great Ad ...

Unfortunately, it won't register with the brainwashed...

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (3sXRv)

14 And it was days after 9/11 when most people were in mourning but the libs were shucking and jiving on graves from the pulpit

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:16 PM (wIg5s)

15 Black like Me.

Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 26, 2026 03:16 PM (c27kw)

16 Willowed and apropos:

139 Kei Bennett may just be the most beautiful black woman I've ever seen, and she's based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_sVoKa1ayM

Here are two more of her posts.
https://twitter.com/i/status/2026451196756603250
https://is.gd/3XkhnV

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

17 Everything is racist even Tourette's!

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2026 03:17 PM (YwEeS)

18 I reassured a Jewish co-worker: the Klan in Oregon only hated republicans and Catholics. You will be fine.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 03:17 PM (rbvCR)

19 Pelosi passed out cold.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)

20 Willowed, but seems trenchant if not ebullient.

@Breaking911 2m
🚨 Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 03:18 PM (diia5)

21 Not only is she very mean spirited and a Muslim, but she's historically stupid. There were. A Whole lot of Democrats in the KKK. Who's she suggesting is in the KKK? Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 03:18 PM (PFs9e)

22 When I was young, democrats were the party of Kennedy, optimistic, we had the best schools, low crime, we put a man on the moon

Now, they are just horrible treasonous anti American

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (nGraA)

23 Terrorism works.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (c27kw)

24 Damn, complaining about someone receiving the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR, before the group who the Award is named after.... literally given in THEIR Name...

Wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (mP0Kj)

25 I hope Trump invites Tourette's guy next year

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (wIg5s)

26 Not only is she very mean spirited and a Muslim, but she's historically stupid. There were. A Whole lot of Democrats in the KKK. Who's she suggesting is in the KKK? Trump?

The parties flipped in the 60s!

JFK and FDR? Both saints I tell you, saints!

Posted by: Your average leftist at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

27 Trump could have said, "An insult or an endorsement? And if the former, why are you with the Democratic party?"

He'll stick it to them eventually.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:20 PM (NFX2v)

28 26
The parties flipped in the 60s!

JFK and FDR? Both saints I tell you, saints!

Posted by: Your average leftist at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

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I prefer the rare leftist who claims that the parties switched in the 80s.

The 1880s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

29 He could introduce Green.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:20 PM (c27kw)

30 "There's thinly veiled racist language, anti-immigrant language in what he was asking and that was uncomfortable," she continued.

I like my racist language the way I like my women: thinly veiled.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM (COQGW)

31 Sad sacks of crap.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Q4PjO)

32 Rep. Janelle Bynum...
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Of circus fame?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM (plFPI)

33
the "unhinged way" some members protested Tuesday's State of the Union.

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Ilhan really did look unhinged. Usually she's smirking and above-it-all, but I think he's got her raging the same way he did to Hillary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM (5pERN)

34 There were. A Whole lot of Democrats in the KKK.

The KKK was essentially a Democrat creation. They were the shock troops.

The Ku Klux Klan (KKK) was founded in late 1865 in Pulaski, Tennessee, by six former Confederate Army veterans as a social club, but it rapidly evolved into a violent white supremacist terrorist organization opposing the Republican Party's Reconstruction policies aimed at granting civil and political rights to newly freed Black Americans. These founders and early members were overwhelmingly affiliated with the Democratic Party, which at the time dominated the South and aligned with former Confederates in resisting federal efforts to enforce equality. The KKK functioned as a paramilitary arm to undermine Republican governments, suppress Black voters and officeholders, and restore white Democratic control through intimidation, lynchings, and murders.
While the Democratic Party as an institution did not formally "create" the KKK, the group's origins and activities were deeply intertwined with Democratic politics in the post-Civil War South, where it served to advance the party's interests against Republicans.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM (Riz8t)

35 We imported people who hate us and want to rule over us.

And the left will screech that we're racist if we want to send them back.

(I love how not wanting people from a totalitarian religion regardless of race makes you a racist.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 03:22 PM (zjgNU)

36 Italics stuck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:22 PM (c27kw)

37
Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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My willowed response: that looks like lefties mad about rainbow flags and illegal aliens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:22 PM (5pERN)

38 Democrats have always been lying racist commie shitbags.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:22 PM (wIg5s)

39 Find Omar's (D-Minn.) and Tlaib's (D-Mich.) undocumented relatives and deport them on one large plane.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:23 PM (NFX2v)

40 In 100 years they'll be calling Republicans antifa

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:23 PM (wIg5s)

41 Find Omar's (D-Minn.) and Tlaib's (D-Mich.) undocumented relatives and deport them on one large plane.

What's wrong with shorter trips in helicopters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 03:24 PM (COQGW)

42 Th midwest must be a $hithole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:24 PM (c27kw)

43 >>>President Donald Trump called out Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) on Wednesday for their heckling during his speech, suggesting they "should either be institutionalized or deported."

>In some countries, these outspoken, defiant women would be buried up to their necks and left for the wild dogs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:24 PM (gVUi7)

44 43 >>>President Donald Trump called out Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) on Wednesday for their heckling during his speech, suggesting they "should either be institutionalized or deported."

>In some countries, these outspoken, defiant women would be buried up to their necks and left for the wild dogs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:24 PM (gVUi7)

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The countries they come from?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

45 Wild dogs gotta eat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:25 PM (c27kw)

46 Leftists want the USA destroyed and turned into Communists

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

47 Dumbkopf.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (c27kw)


Hey, I'm dyslexic man!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 26, 2026 03:25 PM (COQGW)

48 >In some countries, these outspoken, defiant women would be buried up to their necks and left for the wild dogs.
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Or high tide. Arrgh.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (pZ64F)

49 "Democrats are for illegal immigrant criminals. Republicans are for you," the ad states.

"Yes we're for you. Right up to the point we make sure only citizens are voting. That's a bridge too far."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (9C/Xw)

50 Remember Somalia is a beautiful wonderful place with an amazing culture AND that if you call to send her home you are a NAZI that wants her dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

51 The parties flipped in the 60s!

JFK and FDR? Both saints I tell you, saints!

Posted by: Your average leftist at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

And somehow we kept McCarthy too

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (wIg5s)

52 41. What's wrong with shorter trips in helicopters?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I'm supporting Affordability.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (NFX2v)

53 51 The parties flipped in the 60s!

JFK and FDR? Both saints I tell you, saints!

Posted by: Your average leftist at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

And somehow we kept McCarthy too

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (wIg5s)

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I think that was a cash only trade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

54 Wow, who thought Democrats would be chanting "KKK!" again?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 03:27 PM (f1kZG)

55 54 Wow, who thought Democrats would be chanting "KKK!" again?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 03:27 PM (f1kZG)

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I heard it and was convinced the Somali fraud is a creation of the right wing media machine.

I will now vote Democrat for the rest of my life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

56 54 Wow, who thought Democrats would be chanting "KKK!" again?
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Biggest Klan rally was in NYC and NJ.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:27 PM (pZ64F)

57 Somalis bilked built this country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 03:27 PM (COQGW)

58 The parties flipped in the 60s!

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Yeah? Well, they done flipped back!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 03:28 PM (FXNzP)

59 I prefer the rare leftist who claims that the parties switched in the 80s.

The 1880s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Arguably Grover Cleveland was the last of the old rural Democrat elected presidents. By Wilson's time, the Solid South still voted for Dems at teh presidential level but the urban machines in the NE and Midwest had become the drivers of Democrat policies. That led to a bifurcated Democrat caucus split--Urban Dems and the rural South and Western Dems. This split became worse after FDR passed to the degree that Southern Democrats using the Committee system of seniority basically ran the House and Senate to the dismay of urban and minority Democrats. The massive influx of Democrats in 1974 elections from the North, Western urban areas, etc. then made the Democratic Caucus king via rules changes demoting seniority in both House and Senate and made the committee chairs subservient to the Caucus and party leadership.

Dave Rohde has an interesting book about it--and wrote about Conditional Party Government in the House.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)

60 Why were they called Knights? Did they ever joust?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (c27kw)

61 And the. D candidate is for they/them, R candidate is for you should be able to be re-used. Lot of Ds are still doubling down on "transgender rights" vs the rights of young women to not have to compete against young men on the girls BB, volleyboll, soccer etc teams.

I sure hope we can displace some of the GOPers in the primaries and then make the case to voters that voting for the D, no matter how moderate that D seems to be is voting for releasing the illegal alien rapists to prey on their daughters, nieces, sisters, wives etc.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (Sokdp)

62 Rep. Janelle Bynum (D., Ore.) described President Donald Trump's request that lawmakers stand if they believe the first duty of government is to protect American citizens as "racist" and said the moment made her "uncomfortable."

Bynum, who represents suburban Portland, actually voted for ICE funding. The Portland Antifa and DSA-types has been savaging her ever since, so she's been overcorrecting.

She represents a very purple district, so hopefully the hard-core Leftist running against her in the primary wins, so the Republicans can regain the seat in November.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (n1OCj)

63 Shame Congressman ard not required to be American born.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

64 The KKK took my baby away!

Posted by: Joey Ramone at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (oftw2)

65 I think that was a cash only trade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

Player to be named later

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:29 PM (wIg5s)

66 57. Somalis bilked built this country.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Yeah? No.

Only State and non-profit employment & benefits in MN and Maine.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:30 PM (NFX2v)

67 They hate you.




Trump's just in the way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

68
"There's thinly veiled racist language, anti-immigrant language in what he was asking and that was uncomfortable,"

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It's always "thinly veiled," "coded," "dogwhistled." So many Linguistics professors and discourse analysts among those clever Dems!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (5pERN)

69 Dems should change their party name to Somalis.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (pZ64F)

70 The Dems are the Party of Death is more ways than one.

In the vid they look like not-so-fresh corpses dumped into the seats.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (DgMqy)

71
Vice President JD Vance blasted Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib for "talking loudly the entire time" during President Trump's Tuesday night State of the Union speech

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One pair of shrieking towel heads
Different as dirt and clay

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (qsezt)

72 But the right and MAGA are the Nazis and crazy ones. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: turambar at February 26, 2026 03:32 PM (Q0yOR)

73 So good ol boy Clinton was an R from one of these "southern states" that renounced Democrats 20 years earlier, right?

And Al Gore Sr., a foremost opponent of Civil Rights had a kid that went Republican. Si?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (wIg5s)

74 I thought the parties flipped in & for Charlottesville.

What do I know?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (NFX2v)

75 Bynum, who represents suburban Portland, actually voted for ICE funding. The Portland Antifa and DSA-types has been savaging her ever since, so she's been overcorrecting.

Zeva Rosenbaum, who is running against Bynum in the primary, is a hard-Left, anti-Israel Jew.

Perfect for Portland, but she'll get slaughtered in her suburban district in November if she wins the primary.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (n1OCj)

76 73 So good ol boy Clinton was an R from one of these "southern states" that renounced Democrats 20 years earlier, right?

And Al Gore Sr., a foremost opponent of Civil Rights had a kid that went Republican. Si?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (wIg5s)

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Robert Byrd just said what he needed to in order to be elected. He didn't believe any of the racist stuff he said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

77 It's always "thinly veiled," "coded," "dogwhistled." So many Linguistics professors and discourse analysts among those clever Dems!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (5pERN)

For the billionth time: If you can hear the dogwhistle...

YOU'RE THE DOG!

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting out her megaphone at February 26, 2026 03:33 PM (Wt5PA)

78
Bynum wasn't the only Democrat to slam Trump's address. Rep. Robin Kelly (D., Ill.) made light of Trump's presentation of military awards, including the Medal of Honor, to veterans during his address. "It was like an award show, 'You get a medal! You get a medal! You get a medal!'"

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Believe it or not, a lot of these people aren't very smart.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 03:34 PM (qsezt)

79 Even Democrats are "uncomfortable" with Ilhan "Omar" Nur's and Rashida Tlaib's third-world behavior.
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There are vids out there of third-world 'parliamentarians' acting in uncivil ways. Now we've imported them here.

Diversity!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 03:34 PM (Dv3i1)

80 Rep. Janelle Bynum (D., Ore.) described President Donald Trump's request that lawmakers stand if they believe the first duty of government is to protect American citizens as "racist"

America is so racist that Bynum got elected in a district which is about 0.5% black.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 03:34 PM (n1OCj)

81 Another Troon shooting at Border Patrol in NH

"🚨MORE TRANS VIOLENCE🚨

Blu Zeke Daly, 26, who identifies as trans, was ARRESTED in New Hampshire for allegedly opening fire on Border Patrol agents after being stopped near the Canadian border.

Daly reportedly tried to flee and crashed into a snow bank, where law enforcement… pic.twitter.com/BSjXYPHSjg

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 25, 2026

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)

82 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:31 PM (5pERN)

Note they are the only ones who ever hear these dog whistles, which makes them the dogs.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (wIg5s)

83 There were. A Whole lot of Democrats in the KKK.

The KKK was essentially a Democrat creation. They were the shock troops...

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM

Same role that "Antifa" plays now.

They changed the color of the robes, but still the same violent thugs.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (zjgNU)

84 Rashida Tlaib is like Narcan for viagra overdose

Posted by: Halfhand at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (5slMQ)

85 84 Rashida Tlaib is like Narcan for viagra overdose
Posted by: Halfhand at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (5slMQ)


Hey hey not cool.

Posted by: Rosa delauro at February 26, 2026 03:36 PM (i0Hi3)

86 It’s not the medal presentations but the patriotism that makes the Dems uncomfortable. Whether it be the hockey players or our boys overseas defending the free world, they could not stomach recognizing people acting out of love of country.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 03:37 PM (fYhK6)

87 Pretti Good Daly. Why no mag dump?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (c27kw)

88 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (AeamU)

89 I always like how the liberals don't like to feel uncomfortable. Life is f'ing uncomfortable, buck up buttercup!

Not to mention any statement they don't agree with is thinly veiled or has undertones.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (n5tGW)

90 Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (AeamU)
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Best news!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

91 Even Democrats are "uncomfortable" with Ilhan "Omar" Nur's and Rashida Tlaib's third-world behavior.


When they're willing to stand up and publicly rebuke these two harridans, I might take them a bit more seriously. But as JD pointed out from his vantage point during SOTU, they're cowards, and were looking around to see what was expected of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

92 The parties flipped in the 60s!
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Well, Sen John Curtis in Utah flipped from D to R recently. And he's one of the pricks preventing SAVE act from going forward with talking filibuster. Utah is the next one to drink the Flavor-Aide like Colorado. Shame.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)

93 Somalia isn't terrible by default, Somalians just make everywhere they are shitty.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at February 26, 2026 03:39 PM (sk8Gr)

94 Wish I knew what Omar was yelling. Any lip readings out?

Some congresswoman in front of her did turn around and scowl. Democrat?

Posted by: Random PJ at February 26, 2026 03:40 PM (+jscL)

95 Parties flipped! Republican Southern Strategy is the proof!!!

Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2026 03:40 PM (IlL6s)

96 The militant branch of the Democrat Party. Don't know much about history.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:40 PM (c27kw)

97 >>>>Blu Zeke Daly, 26, who identifies as trans, was ARRESTED in New Hampshire for allegedly opening fire on Border Patrol agents after being stopped near the Canadian border.
Daly reportedly tried to flee and crashed into a snow bank, where law enforcement… pic.twitter.com/BSjXYPHSjg
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (E4rtv)
********
Blu Zeke is a great name, or names, for a dog, probably should have identified as a furry.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 26, 2026 03:40 PM (edK1B)

98 > There were. A Whole lot of Democrats in the KKK.

The KKK was essentially a Democrat creation. They were the shock troops...
Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:21 PM

Same role that "Antifa" plays now.

They changed the color of the robes, but still the same violent thugs.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (zjgNU)
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Maybe the Republicans should get their own "shock troops" and even the playing field?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 03:40 PM (jtM2q)

99 The only true democrat in the Democratic Party is actually brain damaged. The rest are just communists.

Ayn Rand was right.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 26, 2026 03:41 PM (23/y9)

100 Yeah but Republicans want to send gays to death camps and force Women to have 7 babies each. So we have no choice but to vote for these people.

Posted by: 46-48% of voters at February 26, 2026 03:41 PM (WVjB9)

101 Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!
Posted by: Teresa
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Fantastic news TiFW. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

102 Daly reportedly tried to flee and crashed into a snow bank, where law enforcement… pic.twitter.com/BSjXYPHSjg
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where law enforcement... what? beat him to a bloody pulp I hope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 03:41 PM (Dv3i1)

103 I'd like to see the math on that Target payout. How much lost due to theft that didnt happen offsetting the settlement amount etc.

But math

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 26, 2026 03:41 PM (cS1cw)

104 Robert Bryd. Exalted Cyclops of the KKK.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (+nEug)

105 Wonderful news Teresa of Fort Worth.
And all things, whatsoever ye ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. Matthew 21 : 22

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (ehY6c)

106 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Thanks for letting us Know, Teresa, That is good news and prayers will continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (8Xy/A)

107 The only response anytime Democrats and liberals state that something you say or do is "racist", should be abrupt dismissal, contempt, or derision - without a hint of hesitation or backpedaling.

It is way, way too old and doesn't even merit the courtesy of engagement anymore.

Posted by: RM at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (n/1Oj)

108 Blu Zeke is a great name, or names, for a dog, probably should have identified as a furry.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
=========
Would not be surprised if that trannie was involved in that trans cult that has already resulted in several murders including law enforcement.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (E4rtv)

109 Amazing News Teresa ❤️

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:43 PM (wIg5s)

110 The bastard people have lost Target.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:43 PM (c27kw)

111 Let the pouncing and seizing commence!

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 26, 2026 03:43 PM (Qh10Q)

112 The militant branch of the Democrat Party. Don't know much about history.

To be fair, they don't know much about biology, science, French, geography, trigonometry, algebra, or what a slide rule is for. They don't know much about pretty much anything, other than that they should be in charge.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

113 Simultaneous phone call and all of them get off their hands.
Message from control central.

Much legal chatter on X regarding the deportation of
Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib. Condensed the chatter resolves to:

Hey, hey, ho, ho
Seditious bitches got to go

There are laws. Enforce them.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Sh6IX)

114 where law enforcement... what? beat him to a bloody pulp I hope?

Posted by: Chuck Martel
=====
WMUR, "Daly was severely injured in the shooting and remains in the hospital at this point, said U.S. Attorney Erin Creegan. While investigators have not been able to speak with Daly yet, Creegan said they are speaking with “people associated with the defendant” to get a sense of why they might have acted in the way that they did."

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

115 Maybe Rashida was trying to organize a Congressional KKK group amongst the seated Democrats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 03:44 PM (8Xy/A)

116 100 Yeah but Republicans want to send gays to death camps and force Women to have 7 babies each. So we have no choice but to vote for these people.
Posted by: 46-48% of voters

Republicans are just like Muslims!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 03:44 PM (Dv3i1)

117 How do the ranks work? Exalted Cyclops Grand Dragon Democrat Party Whip?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:45 PM (c27kw)

118 "Democrats are for illegal immigrant criminals. Republicans are for you,"

Probably should have been "criminal illegal aliens"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 03:45 PM (a+4eV)

119 Vance definitely has the right idea. If Trump isn't giving him the imagery ammo, then we are in good hands for 2028.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:46 PM (wIg5s)

120 Rep. Robin Kelly (D., Ill.) made light of Trump's presentation of military awards, including the Medal of Honor, to veterans during his address. "It was like an award show, 'You get a medal! You get a medal! You get a medal!'"

Sen. Chuck Schumer hasn't given a hoot about veterans. He focused on protecting Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) STAFF* and services in 2025-2026, opposing efforts to cut the workforce and reducing union rights.

(*Lots of Trump h8ers.)

Further, Chuck Schumer has not served in the U.S. military, but it's played that as a long-serving U.S. Senator and Leader, he heavily influences military policy, funding, and infrastructure.

Further, several of the Congressional democrats who've served seemed to try to lead the U.S. military into bad paths with the current administration.

Illinois. She can suck the Chicago mayor's .....

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)

121 Some of the Republicans are a pretend controlled opposition.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:46 PM (c27kw)

122 to get a sense of why they might have acted in the way that they did."
Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

---------------

It's a mystery.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2026 03:47 PM (2UnvF)

123
The KKK was formed from the democrat party. So it isn't the first Democrat to chant "KKK" from their side of the aisle.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 03:47 PM (IifOV)

124 >>>he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan.
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Teresa, wonderful news.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 03:47 PM (Sh6IX)

125 The victims of the KKK were almost entirely Republicans.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:48 PM (wIg5s)

126 Well the crowd was chanting USA USA to celebrate America, One can only assume that Rashid was shouting KKK to celebrate the Klu Klux Klan. Someone should ask her why she celebrates them.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 03:49 PM (Sokdp)

127 88 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!
Posted: tifw

Super! 🙏 will continue.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:49 PM (NFX2v)

128 Secret Kleagle?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:49 PM (c27kw)

129 Wonderful news, Teresa!

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at February 26, 2026 03:50 PM (R3yzU)

130 TiFW - Wonderful news!

Posted by: Patches, mostly lurking at February 26, 2026 03:53 PM (BkZ3B)

131 @EYakoby

In the middle of Dearborn, Michigan an entire crowd chants “Death to America.”

Rashida Tlaib, when asked, refused to condemn it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 03:54 PM (Sh6IX)

132 At least it will be the last SOTU Steny Hoyer gets to see. It's way past his bedtime anyway.

Posted by: Early Bird Special Ed at February 26, 2026 03:55 PM (oftw2)

133 Ok! Death to Dearborn!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug)

134
Ilhan Omars's family were tribal aristocrats whose faction came out losers in a Somali inter-tribal conflict. Using immigration fraud, they fled to the USA, and brought their crooked tribal pirate bullshit here. And their infernal arrogance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 03:56 PM (qsezt)

135 The KKK was the militant wing of the democratic party until that position was filled by Weather Underground types and Antifa

Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2026 03:56 PM (y9ksN)

136 "Shh. A women of color is speaking..."

"Yeah we know, we're trying to hear the movie..."

Posted by: old classic at February 26, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov)

137 @LauraLoomer 3h
NEW:

Jihadist Reps. Ilhan Omar And Rashida Tlaib Attempted To Hijack Trump’s State Of The Union, Now He’s Telling Them To Self Deport

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 03:57 PM (Sh6IX)

138 That is awesome, Teresa!

My wife counseled me to try not to borrow trouble when I had a pet scan. Nevertheless, it was a great feeling when the oncologist gave me the same news you received. Enjoy!

Posted by: RM at February 26, 2026 03:57 PM (n/1Oj)

139 Very happy to hear the good news TiFW!

Posted by: Boswell at February 26, 2026 03:57 PM (V7158)

140 These people need to go. Clearly they hate America and they hate Americans. They want globalist, communist, open borders, sharia madness, and they need to be someplace else.

It's within their best interests to be elsewhere.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:58 PM (gVUi7)

141 Good news, Teresa, but shouldn't they be running you through the Human scanner, not the one they use on Pets?

Posted by: Fluffy the Cat at February 26, 2026 03:59 PM (oftw2)

142 Headline (Mirror-us):

"Hockey fans boo Democratic governor during ceremony honoring Olympic hero"

Excerpt:

"After Hughes finished speaking with the home crowd, New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill appeared and joined Hughes and Olympic teammate Tage Thompson for a photo. But when she was introduced to the ice with her husband, the arena responded with loud boos. The reception came after a furious Heated Rivalry star slams Team USA's actions with Trump."

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

143 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:01 PM (c27kw)

144 "It's within their best interests to be elsewhere."

Well Ilhan and her gang have procured at least $8B for her Somali jihadist cause, so that is in their interest. She's loyal to Somalia, and is just here for the paycheck, as she stated. Of course the paycheck includes billions in frauds across the country, apparently.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 26, 2026 04:01 PM (vbXSk)

145 Ilhan Omar is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at February 26, 2026 04:02 PM (hXJe5)

146 Make Somalia Great Again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:02 PM (c27kw)

147 I've always wondered how Congress exempting itself from insider trading laws isn't a violation of the 14th Amendment.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 26, 2026 04:05 PM (5IFb9)

148 >>>Yeah but Republicans want to send gays to death camps and force Women to have 7 babies each.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 04:05 PM (dK+Kv)

149 Is 7 enough?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:06 PM (c27kw)

150 Please spare a prayer for my mom. She just fell and she is in a ton of pain. Her leg and hip are hurting her. Dementia and no balance. No strength in legs. Getting her up is a chore in itself. Rescue squad coming.

Thank you.

Posted by: turambar at February 26, 2026 04:06 PM (Q0yOR)

151 turambar, prayers for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 04:07 PM (+nEug)

152 Did Ace die? Cuz Imma thinking Ace has died.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 04:07 PM (pZ64F)

153 Posted by: turambar at February 26, 2026 04:06 PM (Q0yOR)

Of course.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 04:07 PM (8Xy/A)

154 Hi friends! Also, Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been allowed to walk free. When the Dems sat down when asked if they put Americans first, they did it knowing their constituents are fine with this - how are we supposed to move forward with this crowd when they are absolutely fine with letting human traffickers just go? We are shocked by the UK doing this - but it’s happening to us, too.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 04:07 PM (Wmg4n)

155 turambar

Ouch!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 04:08 PM (Kt19C)

156 I finally watched the SOTU address. Wow. Trump pounded the Democraps bigly.

He sure knows how to put on a show.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 26, 2026 04:09 PM (qFwJc)

157 Ace, everyone, have a look:

https://tinyurl.com/y9rrxxb6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 04:09 PM (plFPI)

158 Did Ace die? Cuz Imma thinking Ace has died.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 04:07 PM (pZ64F)

Shelf-inflicted head wound.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

159 Bring put your dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:09 PM (c27kw)

160 154 Hi friends! Also, Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been allowed to walk free. When the Dems sat down when asked if they put Americans first, they did it knowing their constituents are fine with this - how are we supposed to move forward with this crowd when they are absolutely fine with letting human traffickers just go? We are shocked by the UK doing this - but it’s happening to us, too.

I havent heard a good explanation of why they brought this barbarian back to the states.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 04:10 PM (x8k2o)

161 In the perfect world, those two bints, Omar and Tlaib, would be stripped of their citizenship and shipped back to the cesspool countries they came from.

And no pension for either of them.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 26, 2026 04:10 PM (4q/mG)

162 Shotput your dead >>> Bring put your dead.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 04:10 PM (Dv3i1)

163 Even James Carville wants I. Omar out of the Dem Party.

When you've lost Serpent Head, it's a whole new ball game.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2026 04:11 PM (rj6Yv)

164 New thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 04:11 PM (c27kw)

165 >>>Ilhan Omar is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke

>Strip them of all committee appointments, confine them to their constituency, and let's see that play out, when the gravy train runs dry. Make them work, write bills and present them for a vote.

I didn't vote for these cunts. Get them off of the federal teat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 04:11 PM (gVUi7)

166 Please spare a prayer for my mom. She just fell and she is in a ton of pain. Her leg and hip are hurting her. Dementia and no balance. No strength in legs. Getting her up is a chore in itself. Rescue squad coming.

Thank you.
Posted by: turambar at February 26, 2026 04:06 PM (Q0yOR)


Blessings to you for helping your mom. It hurts terribly. My father was in much the same situation.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 04:12 PM (rbvCR)

167 150 Getting her up is a chore in itself. Rescue squad coming.

Thank you.
Posted by: turambar

I am so sorry, prayers said and keep us posted.

Posted by: Piper at February 26, 2026 04:13 PM (pZEOD)

168 Piper, Garcia is not being detained but he is still facing smuggling charges.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 04:14 PM (+nEug)

169 Foreigners are not American when they just get here

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

170 a GOP-aligned group is already running video of the Democrats' disgraceful third-world conduct in campaign ads.

= =

STOP IT RIGHT NOW! You make us look like incompetent buffoons who could be doing lots of things to support American conservatism but instead sit on our hands and collect a paycheck while whinging about Trump.

Posted by: The Republican National Committee at February 26, 2026 04:34 PM (m0WlR)

171 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Thanks for the prayers yesterday; just met with the oncologist, and he is not worried by anything that he saw on the PET Scan. Whew!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 03:38 PM (AeamU)
==
Hey - excellent news!!!

Posted by: Black JEM at February 26, 2026 04:53 PM (GZYu7)

172 Not a fan of civil forfeiture as against citizens with full Constitutional protections. But illegals? Game on.

If locals don't participate in immigration enforcement, then they forgo their share of the loot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 05:42 PM (dK+Kv)

173 Tell sawdust for Brains Tlaib that the KKK was founded by the Democrats and the late Robert Byrd wore his Bedsheet

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 05:52 PM (wGqjj)

Another Harvard Professor Exposed as Friend of Epstein

As I mentioned earlier -- but which you might have missed because I added it as a late update -- the WEF's President and CEO resigned after the board began to investigate him for his "three dinners" (uh-huh) and extensive correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein. Despite kindling this friendship in 2018-2019 -- nine or ten years after Epstein's conviction for soliciting a teenager -- he claims he had absolutely no idea at all that Epstein was associated with any scandal.

On to the newest Harvard professor exposed.

We already knew that Harvard's Larry Summers, who was also Obama's chief economic advisor, was a close pal of Epstein's. He resigned from the school a few months back.

Now we find out aHarvard math professor was also a FoJ.



Harvard math professor Martin Nowak -- once dubbed Jeffrey Epstein's "inside man" at the university -- has been put on leave after college bosses learned "new information" about his links to the convicted pedophile.

University bosses' bombshell decision comes after ex-Harvard president Larry Summers, also scrutinized over his relationship with the financier, announced his resignation.

Nowak, who was gifted $6.5 million by Epstein to create the now-closed-down Program for Evolutionary Dynamics (PED), will be the subject of a fresh probe investigating whether he breached the university's conduct policies, according to a letter first revealed by the Harvard Crimson on Wednesday.

...

Nowak's links to Epstein are well-documented.

The ex-Wall Street financier visited PED offices at least 40 times between 2010 and 2018.

Nowak gave Epstein "unlimited access" to school grounds, supplying a keycard and a passcode, according to a 2020 review carried out by the university.

Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?

Damning Department of Justice-released emails revealed Nowak's plans to visit Epstein's infamous island.

One such correspondence from 2012 featured JetBlue flight arrangements between Boston and St. Thomas.

An email from February 2014 contained the subject: "Does JE want Martin Nowak to visit him on the island March 1?"

Nowak has denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

Boy that sure sounds familiar.

...

Summers and his wife, Elisa F. New, reportedly enjoyed their honeymoon on Epstein's private island -- and they flew on his infamous "Lolita Express" jet.

Also on board the flight was Epstein's madam, Ghislaine Maxwell.

"Mr. Summers and Ms. New spent their honeymoon in St. John and Jamaica in December 2005, which was long before Mr. Epstein was arrested for the first time," a spokesperson for Summers told the Crimson last November.


The spokesperson stressed that Summers and his wife were on Epstein's island "for less than a day."

Summers and Epstein also spoke about women, fundraising and politics in communications that have since been released.

You know, the "elite's" eagerness to break bread with this man could be explained away as something non-sexual. non-pedophilic if we had any claims that Epstein was just some kind of Svengali-like tornado of charisma and intellect.

But I never hear that. I just hear that he really liked jailbait.

And if no one can offer an innocent reason for seeking his company, I have to assume they just like jailbait too.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 FIRST WITH THE BLADE BEING FIRST AND ALL THAT SHIT

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

2 Are we sure it wasn't the Program for Evolutionary Dynamics Overseas (PEDO)?

Posted by: Steeldoc at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (f4qjg)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (LdBR/)

4 Call Big Lou. He's like you. He likes jaibait, too!

Posted by: B. Clinton at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (Cqx++)

5 *Nods approvingly*
Yup, that's how you do it.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (f4qjg)

6
Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?

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Dude. He was looking for nuclear physicists.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5pERN)

7 Reading through the released emails, Epstein had a lot of friends in academia, because he was giving them money and perhaps girls.

But this wasn't a one way thing, one academic and unfortunately I forget which, had an email begging Epstein to come to an academic event he was hosting with the promise their would be young coeds...

Now of course that means the girls were off age, but offering access to your TAs/RAs in return for $$$ has to violate pretty much every college's rules right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

8 []i]Nowak, who was gifted $6.5 million by Epstein to create the now-closed-down Program for Evolutionary Dynamics (PED), will be the subject of a fresh probe investigating whether he breached the university's conduct policies, according to a letter first revealed by the Harvard Crimson on Wednesday.

I heard he had two programs. One was PED, and the other, geared towards Obama, was the Program for Overseas Nontraditional Coital Exercises, or PONCE.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (Riz8t)

9 Now we find out a Harvard math professor was also a FoJ.

Friends Of Carlotta > Friends of Jeffrey

Posted by: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

10 You know, the "elite's" eagerness to break bread with this man could be explained away as something non-sexual. non-pedophilic if we had any claims that Epstein was just some kind of Svengali-like tornado of charisma and intellect.

But I never hear that. I just hear that he really liked jailbait.


For some of some of them it is pretty clear they wanted $$$ and access to other rich people to get more $$$. They didn't care what Epstein was doing as long as they got paid.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

11 Seems like all of our “Betters” are perverts and liars.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (W2Pud)

12 Nowak, who was gifted $6.5 million by Epstein to create the now-closed-down Program for Evolutionary Dynamics (PED),

There's no way that wasn't an intentional troll on Epstein's part.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Fs0KI)

13 Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?

===============

Dude. He was looking for nuclear physicists.


That's ridiculous. The woman in question looks nothing like a nuclear physicist.

Posted by: Christmas Jones at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

14 And reportedly Hillary said she had no idea about Epstein and yet there is a Chelsea wedding that might say different.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (n5tGW)

15 "And if no one can offer an innocent reason for seeking his company, I have to assume they just like jailbait too."

Money, Ace. Money.

Epstein was a very rich and powerful guy, had connections to even richer and more powerful guys, and surely threw his and their money around for the reasons all rich guys do: influence, prestige, leverage, and connections.

Sex too, of course, but that's often ancillary and used like currency to get the influence, prestige, etc.

The article you linked notes that this Nowak professor got $6.5 million from Epstein. That's all the reasons in the world to stay nice and chummy with the guy. Hell, with that kind of money, Nowak can go get his own girls.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

16 I saw an interview with Eric Weinstein about the time he met Epstein.

His argument was that he was forced into it by Harvard (who wanted Epstein's $$$) and that he had initially assumed as an investment banker Epstein wanted access to Weinstein for some of the mathematical modeling work he had done but that in person it was quickly clear that Epstein wasn't a financial guy at all...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

17
if no one can offer an innocent reason for seeking his company, I have to assume they just like jailbait too.

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Catch me up. HAS anyone offered an innocent reason for seeking Epstein's company?

I don't know if they liked jailbait, but they liked money. What exactly was Epstein doing for them in this regard? Yes, funding things like the Program for Evolutionary Dynamics, but in exchange for what? $6.5 million seems like a high price to pay for access to the campus, which he could have gotten by getting one of his own agents hired to security (cf. Somali airport employees in Minnesota) or other, cheaper means.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (5pERN)

18 Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college.

Yeah, but there's nothing for him there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (a+4eV)

19 Lots of Leftists getting caught ion Epstein Island
Who hasn't yet?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Riiiiighhhht. Haaahhhhvaaahrd had NO idea those professors were involved with Epstein. The admin probably steered them to Epstein to tap into the potential Epstein money. They probably nudged a bunch of their professors to be friendly with Epstein but the more normal ones were repulsed.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Sokdp)

21 Dude. He was looking for nuclear physicists.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5pERN)

***Thumb and Pinky extended***

Call me ...

Posted by: Christmas Jones at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (3sXRv)

22 I bet they regret that "release the files" drumbeat...

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS)

23 I was on instagram and enjoying some pictures of Jakob Slavin of the Carolina Hurricanes sharing his gold medal with his teammates in Raleigh.
Then I read the comments and they were universal condemnation of Slavin for accepting the invite to the White House and partying it up with Kash. Amongst the accusations I saw leveled at Slavin is that he freely associated with a man who "willingly covered up for child sex trafficking."
What in the Epstein files would indicate that Trump covered up for Epstein? Are the basis of these accusations the wild unsubstantiated and unverified call-in accusations that were part of the file release that the DoJ warned about?

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (WYStd)

24 One of the most interesting connections in the Epstein emails is the exchange between Edward Jay Epstein and Maxwell where this Epstein (no relation) invited Maxwell onto a "secret 9/11 commission".

Note, this is before Maxwell got her TerraMar grift, so she was publicly nothing more then a cut out for Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

25 Larry Sanders > Larry Summers

Posted by: Zombie Gary Shandling at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (hXJe5)

26
offering access to your TAs/RAs in return for $$$ has to violate pretty much every college's rules right?
Posted by: 18-1

==============

Violates a few rules of human decency, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (5pERN)

27 "Nowak, who was gifted $6.5 million by Epstein to create the now-closed-down Program for Evolutionary Dynamics (PED)..."

There is absolutely no way that we are not living in a simulation.

Posted by: Croaker at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (+BcZI)

28 >>Reading through the released emails, Epstein had a lot of friends in academia, because he was giving them money and perhaps girls.


You fish where the fish are.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (1Udfd)

29 He was only there for less than a day? Molesting kids, but not for that long, you guys.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2026 02:43 PM (/H71T)

30 There is absolutely no way that we are not living in a simulation.
Posted by: Croaker at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (+BcZI)

Told ya that years ago ...

Posted by: zombie Scott Addams at February 26, 2026 02:43 PM (3sXRv)

31 Here is the interview of Eric Weinstein on meeting Epstein: https://tinyurl.com/59rcu5fd

Not this interview is from a few years ago so before Trump released the Epstein files

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

32 TRUMP!!! curse!

Posted by: fd - I am happy because I am not that guy at February 26, 2026 02:44 PM (vFG9F)

33 "Nowak has denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes."

In 2018?? Two years into Trump 1.0 where every media outlet in the country was screaming about Epstein to try to get Trump??

It's not possible as of 2018 to not know about this guy, his guilty plea, and the endless sordid details of the allegations against him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

34 Harvard math professor Martin Nowak -- once dubbed Jeffrey Epstein's "inside man"

That sounds unclean.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)

35 Larry Sanders > Larry Summers

Posted by: Zombie Gary Shandling at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (hXJe5)

Larry Sanders > Larry Summers > Leisure Suit Larry

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:45 PM (plFPI)

36
What in the Epstein files would indicate that Trump covered up for Epstein? Are the basis of these accusations the wild unsubstantiated and unverified call-in accusations that were part of the file release that the DoJ warned about?
Posted by: Defenestratus

===============

There are photographs of them together at social events predating Trump's discovery that Epstein was a sleaze. From this, every lefty knows that "Trump is all over the Epstein files" and "Trump raped children." I kid you not, I know of two lefties who say exactly that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (5pERN)

37 Haaavard professor is inside man?
What, sending co-ed students to Epstein Island?

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (Ia/+0)

38 And nary a word about Trump.

Which was why all of the Dems wanted the files released in the first place, right? They were SO sure that a lot of dirty laundry was going to spill on him.

Well, the files have been opened now - it's just too bad for them that all of the revelations involve THEIR people and not Trump.

Keep reminding them that they wanted this....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (OdA1E)

39 >> Harvard math professor Martin Nowak -- once dubbed Jeffrey Epstein's "inside man"


Bulg has one of those.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (1Udfd)

40 It's not possible as of 2018 to not know about this guy, his guilty plea, and the endless sordid details of the allegations against him.

The FNM takes NYC party pictures from the early 2000s where Epstein and Trump are at the same parties and tells us that means Trump was an Epstein client but someone cavorting with Epstein in 2018? Well obviously he didn't know

Note: Epstein first hit the news in a big way in 2015 though he was originally convicted in FL in 2008. He wasn't convicted in NYS his main hunting ground...ever...because Cyrus Vance jr was protecting him.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

41 Remember, the left bookend to Epsteins life was being hired by Donald Barr to teach math at a private school, maybe their is a secret math cult running the world and not artistocrat pedophiles?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:48 PM (+N6ee)

42 hILLRY tried to sell Chelsea to Epstein but she was too ugly.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:48 PM (UjdFS)

43 14 And reportedly Hillary said she had no idea about Epstein and yet there is a Chelsea wedding that might say different.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (n5tGW)

I'm sure that will be explained away as Epstein and Maxwell being part of the Groom's invitation list.

Never underestimate the Clinton's willingness to throw non family members under the bus or be put on the suicide list.

Remember, Webb Hubbell is the only member of the family to not get the Clinton treatment.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:48 PM (k1E2D)

44 Wasn't Reid Hoffman's excuse for visiting the island repeatedly that he was raising money for Harvard?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

45 Trump raped children." I kid you not, I know of two lefties who say exactly that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

And after he raped them, he ate them.

A patient told me that two weeks ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 02:49 PM (W2Pud)

46 Remember, the left bookend to Epsteins life was being hired by Donald Barr to teach math at a private school, maybe their is a secret math cult running the world and not artistocrat pedophiles?

This is the part that still amazes me. How did someone go from being a teacher to being one of the world's top investment bankers in a few years?

Obviously the answer is "someone gave him a ton of money for other reasons" but...this is the point that should be getting the most scrutiny...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

47 Larry, Darryl, and Darryl > Larry Sanders > Larry Summers > Leisure Suit Larry

Posted by: Moron Math at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

48 Larry Sanders > Larry Summers
Posted by: Zombie Gary Shandling at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (hXJe5)

***

Larry The Cable Guy > Larry Sanders > Larry Summers

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (affD0)

49 43 "I'm sure that will be explained away as Epstein and Maxwell being part of the Groom's invitation list."
- - - - - - - -
Groom. Grooming. Close enough for government workers.

Posted by: Another Anon at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (4h45B)

50 Trump raped children." I kid you not, I know of two lefties who say exactly that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

And after he raped them, he ate them.

A patient told me that two weeks ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 02:49 PM (W2Pud)
_____

What did they taste like?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

51 From this, every lefty knows that "Trump is all over the Epstein files" and "Trump raped children." I kid you not, I know of two lefties who say exactly that.

It's obfuscation by way of projection. I've heard lefty NPCs say Trump showered with his 13 year old daughter and it was in her diary.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (2ocoG)

52 Democrats knew what was in the files. They believed they were going to get released anyway so they got out ahead and tried to hang it all on Trump and figured their screams will be enough to keep that going. Did Bondi help? Maybe...

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (wIg5s)

53 And after he raped them, he ate them.

A patient told me that two weeks ago.


The craziest one I've heard so far is Trump impregnated a girl then performed an abortion on her on a boat on one of the Great Lakes and then threw the baby into the lake.

Now...isn't the left always telling us abortion is a sacrament?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

54
"Nowak has denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes."

In 2018?? Two years into Trump 1.0 where every media outlet in the country was screaming about Epstein to try to get Trump??

It's not possible as of 2018 to not know about this guy, his guilty plea, and the endless sordid details of the allegations against him.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Let's not get carried away with any notions that Our Betters know a damned thing. I'm still shaking my head over the fact that Bill Ackman was shocked -- SHOCKED -- that racial discrimination was going on this establishment that he was donating $50million to! And this was when Harvard was the plaintiff in a landmark, earth-shaking ruling at fucking SCOTUS.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (5pERN)

55 41 Remember, the left bookend to Epsteins life was being hired by Donald Barr to teach math at a private school, maybe their is a secret math cult running the world and not artistocrat pedophiles?

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: epstein-barr virus at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (sGtp+)

56 What did they taste like?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

Chicken of course ...

Posted by: zombie Scott Addams at February 26, 2026 02:52 PM (3sXRv)

57 This is the part that still amazes me. How did someone go from being a teacher to being one of the world's top investment bankers in a few years?

As Mike Benz told it on Rogan about a month ago, Epstein was hired at Bear Stearns, started dating the CEO's daughter, and was put on the BCCI (aka CIA) account and made partner basically out of sexually transmitted nepotism. From there it was relatively easy to make money.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

58 All of these people who are getting removed from their positions are in the twilight of there careers or older. This will help the younger crazier leftists in taking over the party. Keep yelling "Epstein" Dems, it's working out so well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:53 PM (HYqoK)

59 What did they taste like?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

***

Long Pig

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 26, 2026 02:53 PM (affD0)

60 54 Let's not get carried away with any notions that Our Betters know a damned thing. I'm still shaking my head over the fact that Bill Ackman was shocked -- SHOCKED -- that racial discrimination was going on this establishment that he was donating $50million to! And this was when Harvard was the plaintiff in a landmark, earth-shaking ruling at fucking SCOTUS.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (5pERN)

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People live in bubbles, no one more bubble bound than the rich and famous. Also academics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

61 was put on the BCCI (aka CIA) account and made partner basically out of sexually transmitted nepotism.

I bet it takes a lot more than some antibiotics to cure that.

Posted by: Not a Doctor at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

62 57 This is the part that still amazes me. How did someone go from being a teacher to being one of the world's top investment bankers in a few years?

As Mike Benz told it on Rogan about a month ago, Epstein was hired at Bear Stearns, started dating the CEO's daughter, and was put on the BCCI (aka CIA) account and made partner basically out of sexually transmitted nepotism. From there it was relatively easy to make money.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

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I've seen this answer give like 4-5 times in the last couple of weeks.

And people still act like it's never been addressed before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

63 I filmed for more than 4 hours.

And I'm only 2/3 of the way through the Oscar ranking video.

What's the Hammer ranking video going to be like?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

64 "Nowak has denied having any knowledge of Epstein's crimes."

In 2018?? Two years into Trump 1.0 where every media outlet in the country was screaming about Epstein to try to get Trump??

It's not possible as of 2018 to not know about this guy, his guilty plea, and the endless sordid details of the allegations against him.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Let's not get carried away with any notions that Our Betters know a damned thing. I'm still shaking my head over the fact that Bill Ackman was shocked -- SHOCKED -- that racial discrimination was going on this establishment that he was donating $50million to! And this was when Harvard was the plaintiff in a landmark, earth-shaking ruling at fucking SCOTUS.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (5pERN)
______

Ackman definitely knew about the discrimination. He was OK with it. He was also OK with a little anti-Semitism at Harvard too. It was only when Harvard started acting like Nazi death camp executioners that he suddenly got concerned.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

65 13 That's ridiculous. The woman in question looks nothing like a nuclear physicist.

she doesn't have the healthy glow?

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 02:55 PM (sGtp+)

66
And after he raped them, he ate them.

A patient told me that two weeks ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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My God. I don't think anyone ever even accused Hitler of cannibalism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (5pERN)

67 It's clear to me now that the US Senate absolutely refuses to pass the SAVE Act.

It will not pass.

And Trump will not attack Iran.
And the Republicans are shuffling face first into a buzzsaw at the midterms.

Pass the Dammitol.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (ZxPkt)

68 “The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did.”

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (gUutX)

69 What's the Hammer ranking video going to be like?

I don't know, but the hammer is my penis.

Posted by: Nathan Fillion at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (2ocoG)

70 66
And after he raped them, he ate them.

A patient told me that two weeks ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched

======

"You should take this evidence to the police!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

71 Remember, ASS occasionally tries to troll us with the idea that Hillary takes endochronine (or whatever it is, first time I've ever tried to spell it).

But the left is out there peddling ideas that Trump literally eats babies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

72 College girls? Wouldn't they be too old for these purposes?

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 26, 2026 02:57 PM (aYlkz)

73 Heh, you say Harvard has, how you say, a large endowment?

Posted by: THE Paolo at February 26, 2026 02:57 PM (oftw2)

74 Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?

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Many children attending college?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

75 Isn't raping and eating people literally what Jeffrey Dahmer did?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (+N6ee)

76 I've seen this answer give like 4-5 times in the last couple of weeks.

And people still act like it's never been addressed before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

If it's not spoon fed to some folks ...

***shrugs***

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (3sXRv)

77 A patient told me that two weeks ago.

The craziest one I've heard so far is Trump impregnated a girl then performed an abortion on her on a boat on one of the Great Lakes and then threw the baby into the lake.

Now...isn't the left always telling us abortion is a sacrament?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)


That is weirdly specific. So which dem actually did this?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (i0Hi3)

78 It seems a more descriptive alternate name for the Martin Nowak/Jeffery Epstein Harvard program could have been the Program for Erections Dynamic Outcomes (PEDO).

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (BnDlA)

79 And after he raped them, he ate them.
-------

This guy sounds like a real jerk

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (wIg5s)

80 "...will be the subject of a fresh probe."

What goes around comes around. Karma's a bitch.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Ys3Ta)

81
Ackman definitely knew about the discrimination. He was OK with it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Then he sure pretended good when he met with Steven Pinker and others.

As for tolerating a little anti-semitism, it seems unlikely given what a white knight he is for his Israeli wife (he always points out that she's Israeli when she's criticized).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (5pERN)

82 77 A patient told me that two weeks ago.

The craziest one I've heard so far is Trump impregnated a girl then performed an abortion on her on a boat on one of the Great Lakes and then threw the baby into the lake.

Now...isn't the left always telling us abortion is a sacrament?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)


That is weirdly specific. So which dem actually did this?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (i0Hi3)

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It's in the Epstein files. I've read the page.

Must mean it's true.

It's also in the Epstein files that Biden died in 2019 and that he's been a body double ever since.

Must mean it's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

83 unitalic, dammit.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Ys3Ta)

84 Isn't raping and eating people literally what Jeffrey Dahmer did?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
.......

Kemper only raped them after they were dead. Standards.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (UjdFS)

85 Ooooops!
Ooooooopsie!!

How’d that happen?!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (Hkcdp)

86 Epstein's heir and last girlfriend Karyna Shuliak was supposedly 20 when they met.

Presumably he didn't just like underaged girls.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

87 I guess Larry got Nudged.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

88 That is weirdly specific. So which dem actually did this?


Right? That *has* to be projection.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

89 86 Epstein's heir and last girlfriend Karyna Shuliak was supposedly 20 when they met.

Presumably he didn't just like underaged girls.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

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His pick up line was, "I run an international pedo sex ring and coerce people into doing the will of Mossad. Want in?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

90 It's also in the Epstein files that Biden died in 2019 and that he's been a body double ever since.

Must mean it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
__________

Well ... that one might actually be true

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

91 87 I guess Larry got Nudged.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

Don't blame this on me ...

Posted by: Cass Sunstein at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (3sXRv)

92 90 It's also in the Epstein files that Biden died in 2019 and that he's been a body double ever since.

Must mean it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
__________

Well ... that one might actually be true

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

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BECAUSE IT'S IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

93 Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong? -Ace-


To be fair, college age girls are legal and therefore likely safe from JE's predations.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 03:02 PM (Hx0tZ)

94 Are ther videos of sex acts? Recorded by Epstein? Of famous, powerful, rich, connected people who would suffer riun in sacadal? As judge whats his name said in Caddyshack, "Well? We're waiting."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (YlWIZ)

95 Born in Vienna, Austria, on April 7, 1965.[3] He studied at the Albertus Magnus Gymnasium in Vienna [de] and the University of Vienna, where he earned a doctorate in biochemistry and mathematics in 1989. During his studies, he collaborated with Peter Schuster on quasispecies theory and with Karl Sigmund on the evolution of cooperation.[5] Nowak received the Sub auspiciis Praesidentis award upon completing his doctorate at the University of Vienna.[6][7]

Another with a glowing educational background, great talent and accomplishments so brought into the fold both for what he could do and contacts, including young women? (Transactional relationships.)

Mata Hari, WW1; Iva Toguri D’Aquino, WW2

Then men trusting men more than they trusted women? idk

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (NFX2v)

96 Why does this Trump scandal keep taking down Democrats?!?!?!?

Posted by: Tom Tuppance, Middleborough, MA at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (qUkBO)

97 My God. I don't think anyone ever even accused Hitler of cannibalism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Interesting consideration. I've seen plenty of Lefties lie and say "Reagan/Bush were bad, but at least rational, and much better than Trump." I'd laugh my ass off if Hitler got the same treatment.

"Sure, Hitler murdered some groups and started a war, but he increased access to public Healthcare and believed in mass transit, and even made a "people's car."
Trump is genociding EVERYONE who isn't a straight white Christian, literally kidnapped a foreign leader, and is a pedo!"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (JCZqz)

98 His pick up line was, "I run an international pedo sex ring and coerce people into doing the will of Mossad. Want in?"

I suspect Trump was onto the source of this particular romance when he noted some women will do anything for a rich powerful man...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

99 94 Are ther videos of sex acts? Recorded by Epstein? Of famous, powerful, rich, connected people who would suffer riun in sacadal? As judge whats his name said in Caddyshack, "Well? We're waiting."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (YlWIZ)

======

"It's a fact that there is 16K video of every powerful cultural, financial, and government person on the planet having sex with three year olds on Epstein Island that the CIA has in its vaults, and it's refusing to release it because it would destabilize the world."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

100 Were there dingoes on the island?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (Vb3xW)

101 The craziest one I've heard so far is Trump impregnated a girl then performed an abortion on her on a boat on one of the Great Lakes and then threw the baby into the lake.

I mean, it was done hygienically and all ...

There was a Sturgeon on board

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (3sXRv)

102 "Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?"

Well, it is Harvard. I'm guessing there's not a whole lot of desirable underage mish that a middle-aged rich guy could get hold of there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (eStot)

103 If you were going to pick a body double for Biden why would you pick a guy with dementia?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

104 103 If you were going to pick a body double for Biden why would you pick a guy with dementia?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

=======

"For the implication."
-Dennis

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

105 There was a Sturgeon on board Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (3sXRv)

Who had a porpoise.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (eStot)

106 sorry for the black pill
I don't know what else to think at the moment

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)

107 PED?

PED???????????

Good Lord, the fucking BALLS on these guys...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (wtvvX)

108 No, I'd pick his brother or another 'double."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (NFX2v)

109 The craziest one I've heard so far is Trump impregnated a girl then performed an abortion on her on a boat on one of the Great Lakes and then threw the baby into the lake.

I mean, it was done hygienically and all ...

There was a Sturgeon on board
Posted by: browndog says woo

That smells like a bunch of carp.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (BnDlA)

110 90 It's also in the Epstein files that Biden died in 2019 and that he's been a body double ever since.

Quit pickin' on me. I'm Stage 9.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (oftw2)

111 Strictly speaking, everyone at a college should be of age in normal circumstances.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

112 TJM of course waiting for next video but it gets up when it grts up

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Ia/+0)

113 There was a Sturgeon on board
Posted by: browndog says woo

That smells like a bunch of carp.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (BnDlA)
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These puns are pretty crappie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (i1VVh)

114 All I know is that if I were given top level access to query Sentinal, Trident or Echelon, my first quarry would be, MKultra, Cointelpro, Operation Northwoods, Black Budget, Roswell, Bigfoot, Jeffrey Epstein.

In that order.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (+N6ee)

115 As judge whats his name said in Caddyshack, "Well? We're waiting."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 26, 2026 03:03 PM (YlWIZ)

***blusterblusterbluster***

WHAT'S HIS NAME ...

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 26, 2026 03:07 PM (3sXRv)

116 106 sorry for the black pill
I don't know what else to think at the moment

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)

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1. Trump won 2024 without the SAVE Act and before the DOJ started using its power to sue blue states to clean up their voter rolls, which they are doing now.

2. Democrats taking the House will affect shockingly little. Oh, no! Impeachment! All while DOJ and ICE remain fully funded and operational.

3. A war in Iran would be a terrible political loser, so I don't know why you're acting like it's a terrible thing he's not doing it from a political point of view.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

117 That smells like a bunch of carp.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Puhleese, not the time or plaice.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at February 26, 2026 03:07 PM (oftw2)

118 112 TJM of course waiting for next video but it gets up when it grts up

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Ia/+0)

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Tomorrow.

I need to finish editing it, but I'm tired from filming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

119 Epstein's heir and last girlfriend Karyna Shuliak was supposedly 20 when they met.

Presumably he didn't just like underaged girls.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

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His pick up line was, "I run an international pedo sex ring and coerce people into doing the will of Mossad. Want in?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
_______

The youngest girl they've actually identified claimed to be 17 at the time. All the "victims" paraded around by the media are very vague as to exactly how old they were at the time.

So while Epstein's a creep and sleaze, I'm not getting where all the "underage" "pedo" stuff comes from. Actually, I do know: it's the FL plea deal. But the age of consent is 18 in FL. So 17 is technically illegal. But 17 is legal in most other states. Hell, Leonardo DiCaprio has dated girls a few months into their 18th year.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

120 Ok, I guess if he's a pedophile, then hang him if you want.

But he's already slated for the rope, being a college professor, and all that. So you'll have to take sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Civilizational Tech Support at February 26, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)

121 119 The youngest girl they've actually identified claimed to be 17 at the time. All the "victims" paraded around by the media are very vague as to exactly how old they were at the time.

So while Epstein's a creep and sleaze, I'm not getting where all the "underage" "pedo" stuff comes from. Actually, I do know: it's the FL plea deal. But the age of consent is 18 in FL. So 17 is technically illegal. But 17 is legal in most other states. Hell, Leonardo DiCaprio has dated girls a few months into their 18th year.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

======

I feel like I remember Maxwell testifying to the pedo things in her trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

122 Saw a YouTube vid of a “victim” who claims she was trafficked by Epstein.

How you might ask did it happen?

Well she met Epstein at an event. Then Epstein introduced her to some big wig in Hollywood. The bigwig said we’re casting for a movie come out Los Angeles and audition. She flew to LA, by herself with nobody forcing her to do so, as she admits. She then went to a party where the bigwig also was in attendance. Then she fucked the bigwig.

She ended up not getting the role.

But yeah she was totally trafficked dude!!!

Posted by: Not how it works at February 26, 2026 03:09 PM (Vb3xW)

123 3. A war in Iran would be a terrible political loser, so I don't know why you're acting like it's a terrible thing he's not doing it from a political point of view.
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My guess is the threat of war ties down Russia, China and Iran (also - the broader Mid East and NATO). I would expect him to flip the table and clean up Cuba and likely Mexico.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (pZ64F)

124 3. A war in Iran would be a terrible political loser, so I don't know why you're acting like it's a terrible thing he's not doing it from a political point of view.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)


Mark Levin is crushed, CRUSHED I say, by the implications in this final bullet point.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (rbvCR)

125 You know who else was born in Austria?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (wIg5s)

126 103 If you were going to pick a body double for Biden why would you pick a guy with dementia?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

++++

I can and will believe a lot of things but this one I won't buy.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (ycLNs)

127 How pathetic that is it that Carlos Danger, Barry Soetoro and Client #9 aren't mentioned in any of this?

The swamp is deep, but there are multiple pools off in the shallows.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (gVUi7)

128 123 3. A war in Iran would be a terrible political loser, so I don't know why you're acting like it's a terrible thing he's not doing it from a political point of view.
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My guess is the threat of war ties down Russia, China and Iran (also - the broader Mid East and NATO). I would expect him to flip the table and clean up Cuba and likely Mexico.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (pZ64F)

=======

We prepped for months to do the surgical strike on Venezuela, while the revolutionary efforts in Iran kind of just happened without the US prepping for it.

It seems obvious that Trump is using his foreign policy tools to continue heavy pressure on Iran right now, but people like Bonchie demanding troops on the ground for carpet bombings or whatever just seem bloodthirsty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

129 So Biden wasn't a guy in a rubber skin suit?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:12 PM (c27kw)

130 125 You know who else was born in Austria?
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Julie Andrews?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:12 PM (pZ64F)

131 So while Epstein's a creep and sleaze, I'm not getting where all the "underage" "pedo" stuff comes from. Actually, I do know: it's the FL plea deal. But the age of consent is 18 in FL. So 17 is technically illegal. But 17 is legal in most other states. Hell, Leonardo DiCaprio has dated girls a few months into their 18th year.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)


It is like PDiddy getting time for trafficking to himself. It is the minimum charge that gets time, makes people stop thinking (because eww), and doesn't poke into any element of secrets that the powers that manage the world want to remain hidden.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)

132 new thread up

Posted by: Ann at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (w9jrX)

133 You know who else released videos?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (wIg5s)

134 129 So Biden wasn't a guy in a rubber skin suit?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:12 PM (c27kw)

I prefer a human ...

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (3sXRv)

135 Where did they lear this new information from?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (c27kw)

136 114 All I know is that if I were given top level access to query Sentinal, Trident or Echelon, my first quarry would be, MKultra, Cointelpro, Operation Northwoods, Black Budget, Roswell, Bigfoot, Jeffrey Epstein.

In that order.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 03:06 PM (+N6ee)

don't forget Black Briar...

Posted by: Jason Bourne at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (mP0Kj)

137 Big if true, and funny as hell

@Breaking911 2m
🚨 Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (diia5)

138
The youngest girl they've actually identified claimed to be 17 at the time. All the "victims" paraded around by the media are very vague as to exactly how old they were at the time.


I haven't seen conclusive evidence but I have seen it mentioned that some of the "Epstein victims" the FNM trots out not only were of age at the time they worked for Epstein but helped recruit over girls.

The FL investigation started over a claim that Epstein tried to get a "massage" from a 14 year old. There were two sisters that tried to get Epstein arrest in NY in '96 who were 16 at the time

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

139 Kei Bennett may just be the most beautiful black woman I've ever seen, and she's based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_sVoKa1ayM

Here are two more of her posts.
https://twitter.com/i/status/2026451196756603250
https://is.gd/3XkhnV

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

140 I don't think we will be the boots on the ground thing for a long time, we could take out Iran in roughly a day, the issue has always been, what do you get afterwards.

Trumps not a cowboy no matter what the left says.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (+N6ee)

141 You know who else was born in Austria?
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 03:10 PM (wIg5s)


The guy who invented the Glock brand horse inseminator.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 03:14 PM (rbvCR)

142 Big if true, and funny as hell

@Breaking911 2m
🚨 Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.


Good. They've earned it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 26, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

143 Nood

Posted by: Space Cockroach in an Edgar suit at February 26, 2026 03:16 PM (3sXRv)

144
Target has paid $110 million to terminate its lease in Minneapolis after months of sustained protests across Minnesota, during which protesters occupied stores and office spaces in an effort to pressure the company to meet their demands.

===============

This sounds like lefties insisting on rainbow flags and illegal aliens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 26, 2026 03:17 PM (5pERN)

145 It seems obvious that Trump is using his foreign policy tools to continue heavy pressure on Iran right now, but people like Bonchie demanding troops on the ground for carpet bombings or whatever just seem bloodthirsty.
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It is obvious. It is obvious that China, Russia and Iran are immobilized and cannot aid Cuba or Mexico. China continues to lose influence while America establishes dominance over South and Central America. Taking out the Cartels is probably the goal but without China drugs the Cartels lose money and men daily. Its a blockade that kills them.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 03:17 PM (pZ64F)

146
What did they taste like?

----

McDonald's

Posted by: Hannibal Trump at February 26, 2026 03:18 PM (PoA2o)

147 What’s become comical about all of this is that you know the media would love to claim Trump is doing this to go after his enemies - except Trump fought harder than anyone else to keep it under wraps.

So he’s not in the files, and he’s totally inoculated from blame or criticism of the consequences of releasing them. Nice place to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 03:19 PM (k/Sbk)

148 Why is it that non of these fuckers have been arrested? What is the whole point of releasing these files? Just to throw shade on a bunch of guys, have them leave their positions(jobs) then after a few years they can just step back out into the sunshine and keep on truckin' on??? WTF That's like -oh, let me declare bankruptcy, protect all that I have while other people get fucked in the process but in a year or two, I'll start up another business. I want to see some jail time for these abusers. I also want these women to start pointing fingers. If they can do that honestly. hum.

Posted by: sidney at February 26, 2026 03:20 PM (Uy/WF)

149 148 Why is it that non of these fuckers have been arrested? What is the whole point of releasing these files? Just to throw shade on a bunch of guys, have them leave their positions(jobs) then after a few years they can just step back out into the sunshine and keep on truckin' on??? WTF That's like -oh, let me declare bankruptcy, protect all that I have while other people get fucked in the process but in a year or two, I'll start up another business. I want to see some jail time for these abusers. I also want these women to start pointing fingers. If they can do that honestly. hum.

Posted by: sidney at February 26, 2026 03:20 PM (Uy/WF)

=======

What crimes are being revealed that the DOJ can act on?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

150 There's got to be more to this than hanky panky or patty cake.

SHOCKING is Suzie Wiles lawyer complicit with the FBI. The breadth and depth of their (administrative state) desire to eliminate Trump's progress is frightening.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 26, 2026 03:26 PM (Sh6IX)

151 What crimes are being revealed that the DOJ can act on?


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PEDO LOVER!

Posted by: Tommie Masshole at February 26, 2026 03:35 PM (PoA2o)

152 WEF

Whore
Employment
Foundation

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 26, 2026 04:25 PM (gAuAm)

153 >Huh. Giving a pedophile a backstage pass at a college. What could go wrong?

To be fair, even the incoming freshmen (freshwomen? I want to be sensitive) have aged out of Epstein's pull pool.

Posted by: malaking baboy at February 26, 2026 04:41 PM (HB1XT)

154 More Skeletons being found more to uncover

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 05:53 PM (wGqjj)

Biden's Corrupt and Soviet FBI Wiretapped Key Political Opponents Kash Patel and Suzie Wiles (Trump's Chief of Staff)

Weird how all of the targets of Biden's FBI just happened to be political opponents he wanted dirt on.

This is Nixon Squared. And the leftwing media insists this is all perfectly normal, and that Trump is The Real Authoritarian Here.


Phone records belonging to FBI Director Kash Patel and White House chief of staff Susie Wiles were subpoenaed by the bureau back in 2022 and 2023 as part of a "massive targeting operation" undertaken by the Biden administration, The Post has learned.

The subpoenas were issued when both Patel and Wiles were private citizens, as special counsel Jack Smith probed President Trump's handling of classified documents and his alleged efforts to interfere in the 2020 presidential election.

An FBI official told The Post that the information was contained in files found at the bureau's headquarters in Washington, DC -- similar to the "Arctic Frost" disclosures unearthed from apparent burn bags last year.

"It's not just phone records and subpoenas -- but a massive targeting operation," the official noted, indicating the use of both technical tools and human intelligence. Several FBI employees were fired Wednesday related to the discovery.

The existence of the subpoenas was first reported by Reuters.

Patel and Wiles' phone records were found in files labeled, "Prohibited," according to the outlet.

"It is outrageous and deeply alarming that the previous FBI leadership secretly subpoenaed my own phone records -- along with those of now White House chief of staff Susie Wiles -- using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight," Patel said in a statement.

The FBI director noted that he recently barred bureau employees from labeling files "Prohibited."

Purported "burn bags" related to the "Crossfire Hurricane" probe -- the FBI's investigation into alleged links between the 2016 Trump campaign and Russia -- were also discovered by the bureau last year.

In official parlance, "burn bags" refers to containers that hold sensitive documents that are meant to be destroyed after a certain period of time.

Will Chamberlain points out there's more to the story -- the FBI asked Suzie Wiles' lawyer to secretly tape record her calls, and he did.


@willchamberlain


Everyone's buried the lede here.


It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

Disbar him, charge Jack Smith and his seditious Soviet FBI agents, and wiretap Chris Wray.

Thanks to Chuck Martel.

This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Ham and eggers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

2 I have informed the previous thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

3 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)

4 Is that legal?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (c27kw)

5 lies! biden would say that if he knew where he was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)

6 Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Democrats at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (wIg5s)

7 4 Is that legal?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Depends on your connections.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (+4yJ5)

8 Need rope.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (plFPI)

9 At least he didn't watch a hockey game.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (c27kw)

10 They impeached Trump because "he told the Ukrainians to investigate the Bidens"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

11 And nothing will happen

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (NmE0/)

12 Ace a prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

13 Disbar him, charge Jack Smith and his seditious Soviet FBI agents, and wiretap Chris Wray.

Would be nice, not holding my breath.

But exactly right, Nixon did nothing even close to as bad as this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)

14 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition on Capitol Hill involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (Y1sOo)

15 They impeached Trump because "he told the Ukrainians to investigate the Bidens"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

I believe they said "his opponent". In 2019. Before a single primary vote was "cast".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (wIg5s)

16 Is there going to be any accountability?

Magic 8-ball says; doubtful

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (jtM2q)

17 So we go from tapping Russian Floozies to tapping phones, just like that?

Posted by: All Tapped Out at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

18 . And the leftwing media insists this is all perfectly normal, and that Trump is The Real Authoritarian Here.
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DARVO

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wIg5s)

19 This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

You caught the flu bug... Make sure to hydrate

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (NmE0/)

20 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (EaLNz)

21 wiretap Chris Wray

You misspelled beat with a barbwire wrapped bat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

22 Oh. Ace. I'm sorry you're having such a hard time. Are you taking anything? Do you need to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (PFs9e)

23 Good thing we aren't a nation of laws.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (c27kw)

24 Ace, it might be time to turn to Bourbon.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (pZ64F)

25 You want surveillance? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: AI at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Q+gd/)

26 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (PFs9e)

27 Nicotine ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (c27kw)

28 Covid has been going around again. I had it in November. Mega chills.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (wIg5s)

29 Why its almost like there are two Americas or something. One for connected Democrats and one for everyone else

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

30 I saw Nixon Squared open for The Narrative...

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (aykVA)

31 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (EaLNz)


Not true. Nixon was a Republican. Watergate would still have been the greatest threat to democracy in the history of ever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

32 We are so far away from a Representative Republic I don't know if it is recoverable.

Trump, as good as he's been in some areas, is a puppet; The Swamp remains deep and wide, there are elites and everybody else, taxation is theft and will only get worse, the lefties and isllaam are well fed and well organized and they will kill you.

The US is an unofficial matriarchy and has been since about 1980.

Are we ready for anything but "Please don't kill me", or "Retreat!"?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (m0F9m)

33 20 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
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Watergate was all about a passed over FBI Deputy Director who was mad at Nixon cuz he was passed over for Director FBI.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (pZ64F)

34 Get some rest, Ace. And some whiskey. But mostly some whiskey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (bFu5X)

35 Ace, there is no better sleep than what you get with a fever under a pile of blankets. And it's the best thing for you.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (GPa4z)

36 You youngsters have no idea. The media treated Watergate like it was literally world-ending for 18 months while both the Middle east and Southeast Asia burned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (RIvkX)

37 But but boomcession

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (wIg5s)

38 Conjure up the image of FJB, ranting in front of the mood lit ReichsLibertyHall, and ithis type of operation doesn't seem outrageous at all.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (sfpgX)

39 I wonder if we will ever know how close we came to losing America? Or learning just how corrupt the Obama/Biden administrations were? And this disdain for the Constitution and for the country was reflected in the actions of the democrats in the SOTU.
They hate us.
They are not our opponents; they are the enemy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (2WIwB)

40 Tennessee Honey from JD.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (c27kw)

41 28 Covid has been going around again. I had it in November. Mega chills.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (wIg5s)

Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

42 I am sorry to announce that nothing will happen.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (vFG9F)

43 Who is this lawyer who allowed the feds to listen in on an attorney-client conversation? He should be flayed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (COQGW)

44 But but boomcession
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (wIg5s)


The Dow has collapsed. It's down a whole third of a point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

45 And Wiles should sue his ass and report him to the state bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (COQGW)

46 Just put up open threads, Ace, and take care of yourself

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

47 Yeah, a fever means it's more than a cold.

Rest and fluids. I recommend Relenza for flu (not Tamiflu). Believe it or not, ivermectin is often helpful for respiratory illnesses, depending on the pathogen.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (3twu3)

48 #42
Nothing?
Not anything?

Posted by: He who questions all of it at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (m0F9m)

49 Bear market!

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

50 Wiles lawyer should be disbarred. DC lawyers also cooperated with the 1/6 prosecutors. DC is one big incestous mess.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (HYqoK)

51 ...all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (2WIwB)

52 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

It's my first 3 way involving a Johnson.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (pduCL)

53 Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

Sorry bro I love you too, but I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me. Forewarned is forearmed.

BTW I had the flu ONCE. Covid three times now.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (wIg5s)

54 'Nothing?
Not anything?
Posted by: He who questions all of it "

A whole lot of nothing.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

55 49 Bear market!
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)

56 39 I wonder if we will ever know how close we came to losing America?

The problem is that they aren't going to stop until the country is destroyed.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (+4yJ5)

57 If I were Susie my lawyer would be hearing from my other lawyer.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (98kQX)

58 Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)

Bearbullsion

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (wIg5s)

59 fever then chills, sounds like covid, if able test, if not ok, take Tylenol and rest. True test of Covid is no taste, food taste like nothing. Peter RN

Posted by: Peter Seniuk at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (6ol6c)

60 I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me.

That's what Melinda Gates said but Bill kept things on the down low.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

61 You know.... I think it's just standard practice anymore to spy on your political adversaries. Maybe it's really not such a "big deal." Especially if Trump's administration is doing it too.

I'm not saying they are... but if they're not they're being played big time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (jtM2q)

62 Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

Sorry bro I love you too, but I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me. Forewarned is forearmed.

BTW I had the flu ONCE. Covid three times now.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (wIg5s)



*puts M-95 mask over the USB port*
*moves keyboard 6 feet away*

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (2WIwB)

63 close enough to 100, allow me to repost my willowed prose.

There once was a fellow from Redmond
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (zncNU)

64 This is so much worse than what the Clintons did with Filegate and Craig Livingstone getting raw background check material from the FBI and I don't know how they aren't in jail and any attorney that participated disbarred.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Pt3hn)

65 Also, while I can't make any claims about steam saunas or infrared saunas, I know from experience that using a dry sauna with temperatures between 185 and 200 degrees two or three times per week will prevent respiratory illnesses.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (3twu3)

66 close enough to 100, allow me to repost my willowed prose.

100 post limit doesn't matter for Ace posts. We'd have to read the content for it to be an issue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

67 Attacking a country with 6 times your population. You are landlocked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (c27kw)

68 Couldn't have that twice by the CIA and O & Joe related administrations. The FBI was 'it.'
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In 2014, the CIA was found to have secretly searched computers used by Senate Intelligence Committee staff investigating the agency’s detention and interrogation program. CIA personnel bypassed agreed-upon protocols to spy on committee staff, prompting accusations of constitutional violations and, ultimately, an apology from CIA Director John Brennan.

What else wasn't found? /r

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

69 This is so much worse than what the Clintons did with Filegate and Craig Livingstone getting raw background check material from the FBI and I don't know how they aren't in jail and any attorney that participated disbarred.

They scored big with that kind of stuff though - it allowed them take down Newt and Craig Livingstone.

Probably where they found out about Hastert to blackmail him as well

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

70 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (zncNU)

It was good

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (wIg5s)

71 19 This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

You caught the flu bug... Make sure to hydrate
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (NmE0/)

Seconded! Can't hurt.
Pixy's been a bit under the weather, too, with a migraine.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (+YA9H)

72 Leeches work every time they are tried, and maggots for open wounds.

Posted by: Flora N. Fauna at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (oftw2)

73 Tylenol is no bueno with Covid. Aspirin is better.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (3twu3)

74 Dang ace sorry to hear about your bug. I'm due, have luckily not been sick in ages. You know what to do. Gotta wait it out.

US institutions, many of them, are at Third World levels of corruption. Most importantly - this is entirely unimportant to 10s of millions of (mostly) Dem voters, of all ages, including older ones who lived much of their lives in a different country. Of course they largely didn't know, understand, or care, probably.

Now the full lawless totalitarian instincts of much of America are on display, have been since 2020. And the pipeline of dumbed-down brainwashed mis/uneducated youngers Americans is just beginning to disgorge its contents, implying much worse to come.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (U/Byj)

75 We are just one dem president away from re-opening the border for 20 million more illegals, and susan rice letting us know we will all be punished for being collaborators for being white or conservative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (n5tGW)

76 Everyone criticizes all the illegal spying, but quite conveniently forgets p-wordgate. The greatest crime committed in history.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Qh10Q)

77 Hot Iron.

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Q+gd/)

78 73 Tylenol is no bueno with Covid. Aspirin is better.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (3twu3)

Tylenol sucks for everything.. Ibuprofen is better.. Unfortunately for me I'm on blood thinners and can't take Ibuprofen....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (NmE0/)

79 Colds don't really have fevers higher than 100...Ace, if you are going above that, you should really think about flu and other illnesses that might benefit from a doctor's call to get antivirals...or to really confirm it's a cold only...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (tOcjL)

80 OK, Judges are supposed to protect citizens against bad faith or illegal Search Warrants...

What Judge signed off on this crap?

THEY need to be held accountable, as they helped take away a Civil Right under cover of Law... this is EXACTYLY the type of situation that Law was created to fix... when the LEGAL system itself, is used to take away Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)

81 Two years ago, I got Covid, and a month later the flu. I will take Covid every day over the flu.

Rest up Ace.

BTW, anyone starting to think that this Jack Smith fella is a bit of a sucker of cock?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (k1E2D)

82 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Perhaps Benny Thompson?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (abIsI)

83 100 post limit doesn't matter for Ace posts. We'd have to read the content for it to be an issue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Yes, I know. Ace says it often enough. But I think it is a courtesy to let others who have something related to current post to have priority.

(also that should have been *whose in the limerick )

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (zncNU)

84 People still believe in covid?

The CDC has changed a bunch of its graphs to skip the 2020-2021 season.

"Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 season due to minimal flu activity."

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (aykVA)

85 65 Also, while I can't make any claims about steam saunas or infrared saunas, I know from experience that using a dry sauna with temperatures between 185 and 200 degrees two or three times per week will prevent respiratory illnesses.


good advice, and I do the Japanese thing (proven effective!) of gargling with salt water at least nightly, often in winter whenever I return from pretty much anywhere. back of the throat is where these things start - hit them right away!

I also sometimes do the thing with iodine in water ... same basic idea but that probably is a better antiviral mix

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (j+aD2)

86 "Just put up open threads, Ace, and take care of yourself"

Can we do a open thread on daily affirmations? I've got some good ones.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

87 @67 the Taliban doesn't care. They're primitive and death means nothing to them. Plus there's a lot of Pashtuns on Pakistan who would fight alongside their Afghan Pashtun brothers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (HYqoK)

88 Sorry to hear about you feeling poorly.
I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy. Lots of brandy. It won't cure you but you'll feel a lot better and not give a sh*t.
Did I mention brandy?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (2WIwB)

89 Take Sominex tonight and sleep....
Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleep....

Posted by: Dozing Off.... at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (oftw2)

90 Team Obama goes total Stasi and his useful idiots think it is limited to targeting Team Trump... and also believe they would never go as far as fortifying the election. Except those that chear it on.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

91 82 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Perhaps Benny Thompson?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (abIsI)


Or MIke Johnson ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (NmE0/)

92 I saw an amusing meme.

Top part a scruffy looking guy saying, "Of course capitalism will collapse our society in a few years. We should all be planning for this!"

Bottom part: "Yes I live in a big city dependent on food imports, do white color work, and no I've never learned any survival skills...why do you ask?"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

93 Blood letting is the way to go.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (abIsI)

94 What Judge signed off on this crap?

If I had to guess, gun to head, I would guess something that rhymes with Coasberg.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

95 there are lots of viruses that cause fevers. it doesn't have to be COVID or influenza

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

96
There once was a fellow from Redmond
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM

Nicely done.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (Pt3hn)

97 14 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition on Capitol Hill involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson.
__

Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

98 The flu disappeared as Covid was running rampant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (c27kw)

99 I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy

yes also this!

but whiskey

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

100 "Blood letting is the way to go.
Posted by: Maj. Healey "

Naw. Snort two packs of BC.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (vFG9F)

101 Yo, Ace. Be careful. When the fever, chills, and cold sweats appear with a cold, it could mean your immune system is actively fighting an infection.

Flu; bronchitis or sinus infections; bacterial infections: strep throat, pneumonia, severe dehydration.

A doctor & chicken soup is called for.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NFX2v)

102 Best think for a cold/sinus infection is warm salt air.

Of course 2/3s of the US are undergoing cold and snow so good luck with getting that...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

103 >> My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.


Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

104
Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

Did Hillary pay her off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NmE0/)

105 Lol
That is not going to be a midterm winning point

After a brief 1 point gain in the odds polymarket is offering on the GOP keeping the majority in the House it again fell back to 14%

Totally corrupt Clinton's live most of the time in a suburb of NYC
That they bought 23 years ago for 1.5 million
They were never motivated by asking huge amounts of money. They chóse to live well but modestly. Neither need the hold toilets that Saddam and Trump feel they need

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (jX/I6)

106 *yawns* Wake me when someone goes to trial and PITA prison.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

107 Also, flush your sinuses with some mild peroxide while you are in the shower.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (1Udfd)

108 Hope you feel better soon, Ace.

I've been really enjoying having a heating pad on my back and an electric shawl over my front for my latest cold.

Gives a nice targeted "fever" near the lungs and throat, rather than frying the brain as much, and relaxes the muscles so everything hurts less.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (a+4eV)

109 Can we do a open thread on daily affirmations? I've got some good ones.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

I will not kill anybody... today.

Posted by: Daily Affirmation at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (Q+gd/)

110 Boebert demonstrates that she's not ready for prime time and may be brain damaged

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (HYqoK)

111 Midterms will be decided by how people think the economy is doing around the end of the summer start of the fall. Oh, and how much fraud Trump and co actually manage to stop

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

112 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Were they in a movie theater?

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (aykVA)

113 *yawns* Wake me when someone goes to trial and PITA prison.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


People actually being fired is no small thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (a+4eV)

114 Lauren, call me, I'll advise you on politics and we can go to the movies together

/wink

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

115 I heard that you were feeling ill
Headaches fever and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
'Cause I'm the nurse who like to .

Posted by: Save Ferris! at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (9C/Xw)

116 99 I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy

yes also this!

but whiskey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM

This is the way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (Pt3hn)

117 I still think the fib does more harm than good. I still want to see the agency dismantled. I don't care that the "good guys" are now in control. I want states to take care of problems and to work together when needed.

Dismantle the FBI.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (RkOfE)

118 I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

--------------

This sounds like malaria.
Or radiation poisoning.

Now if you were bittern by a radioactive mosquito, that might come with superpowers -- Have you noticed anything?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (zncNU)

119 Yo, Ace. Be careful. When the fever, chills, and cold sweats appear with a cold, it could mean your immune system is actively fighting an infection.

Flu; bronchitis or sinus infections; bacterial infections: strep throat, pneumonia, severe dehydration.

A doctor & chicken soup is called for.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NFX2v)
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Heavy on the chicken soup.

Plus 8000 units daily minimum of vitamin D, even when you've recovered.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (plFPI)

120 Thanks, ASS!

Posted by: fd - I am happy because I am not that guy at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

121 The flu disappeared as Covid was running rampant.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (c27kw)

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Bring back COVID!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (g8Ew8)

122 PS - Ace, even if you started with a cold (say a few days ago), you can either develop a follow on bacterial infection OR catch a 2nd different virus b/c of your weakened immune system from the 1st illness...

TL/DR - call the doc for a telehealth appointment (or go to Urgent Care if it gets really bad today)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (tOcjL)

123 Sorry you are not feeling well ace, may you feel better soon!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 26, 2026 01:45 PM (RkOfE)

124 118 I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

--------------

This sounds like malaria.
Or radiation poisoning.

Now if you were bittern by a radioactive mosquito, that might come with superpowers -- Have you noticed anything?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


Could be Dengue fever.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

125 Fever? One prescription: More Cowbell.

Posted by: Chriss Walken at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)

126 Ace do something unusual. Drink a fifth of bourbon and get laid. The eat some junk food.

You’ll be good or dead. Either way, the cold is gone.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AydIQ)

127 59 fever then chills, sounds like covid, if able test, if not ok, take Tylenol and rest. True test of Covid is no taste, food taste like nothing. Peter RN
Posted by: Peter Seniuk at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (6ol6c)

Huh. Useful. Thank you!

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (+YA9H)

128 I've been arguing for a while that there should be an independent agency charged with investigating corruption, funded separately by and answerable to the states collectively.

Call is the State Investigative Agency. The head gets a 2 year term and need the vote of 26 governors to stay another term.

This breaks the explicit conflict of interest in having the FBI be part of fedgov and yet the agency in charge of investigating fedgov.

Also, showing up to the governors meeting and telling them, "Nope didn't find any corruption at all!" will get you fired...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

129 Ace, get under blankets and sweat it out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (HYqoK)

130 Did Hillary pay her off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NmE0/)
-

Nah. Hillary just promised Boeboe that Boeboe wouldn't commit suicide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (plFPI)

131 It’s Lupus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (W2Pud)

132 Slap Hot Iron on it.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pZ64F)

133 Midterms will be decided by how people think the economy is doing around the end of the summer start of the fall. Oh, and how much fraud Trump and co actually manage to stop

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

If Republicans have their way it will be decided by a rash of mystery retirements or some rando with an R that announces in late September that "rape is God's plan".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (wIg5s)

134 >>fever then chills, sounds like covid


What a relief.

Glad it is nothing serious.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (1Udfd)

135 COVID was in the top 5 flus I've had. But maybe #4.

Good thing we locked down the country over it.

And speaking of which, you could mostly stop the yearly influenza outbreaks by blockading China but for some reason that's beyond the pale.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

136 Healing crystals cure all. Be sure to check your horoscope first.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (Qh10Q)

137 Polymarket says that 99.9% of people refuse to visit your mom because they believe "she has hyperclap."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (BI5O2)

138 Time to divvy up the Vespa yet? Shelving?

Posted by: Semper Paratus! at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (oftw2)

139 Bad week for Jack Smith. On Monday, Judge Cannon permanently bars the release of the report he filed with Garland about his investigation of Trump for the idiotic documents case and now this. Interesting timing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)

140 Telemedicine. Stay inside, resting.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

141 Stop eating plants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (c27kw)

142 "as special counsel Jack Smith probed President Trump's handling of classified documents and his alleged efforts to interfere in the 2020 presidential election. "

By efforts interfere I think they mean trying to win.

Don't mess with the Dem machine. If they need you in office they will let you know.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (GUOwU)

143 The filthy scandi's would say, go for a 500 degree sauna and then jump in a freezing lake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (abIsI)

144
If Republicans have their way it will be decided by a rash of mystery retirements or some rando with an R that announces in late September that "rape is God's plan"./i]

It is amazing how like clockwork the FNM finds some random Republican nobody and makes him the face of the party when he says something stupid.

One of the positive side effects of Trump though is the FNM can't do that when Trump is on the ballot because he becomes the face of the R party.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

145 Chicken Soup.

Posted by: Mother at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (Q+gd/)

146 Honestly, the best thing is to drink electrolytes. (with real sugar - gatorade, or Pocari Sweat when in Japan.)

A lot of fever complications come from dehydration. Your body needs a lot of energy, and a lot of liquids to keep a fever up and fight infection.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (zncNU)

147 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (wIg5s)

148 >>> the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

You need to understand that lawyers are paper pushers and not suited to the harsh climate of the Aleutian Archipeligo. He had to comply.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/lPRQ)

149 Administer 100 units of Ringers Lactate.

Posted by: Rampart Base at February 26, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

150 Illness is nothing to trifle with. Ask all the Yellow Fever victims buried in our basement.

Posted by: Teddy Brewster at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

151 Feel better, Ace!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (eAAqq)

152 Viruses typically "crowd out" each other in any given season. So while there was likely vast over-detection of COVID infections in 2020, and sloppy/$ incentiveized mischaracterization of flu cases, there was also likely a crowding out happening.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (U/Byj)

153 67 Attacking a country with 6 times your population. You are landlocked.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (c27kw)

I'm sure Russia, China, and India will all be happy to supply them with weapons.

Remember when we were in Afghanistan, and Bush got Putin to allow us to transfer materials and heavy equipment through Russia to Afghanistan? And then Obama/Biden decided that Putin needed to be the enemy so they pissed him off and he cut off the land bridge to Afghanistan which meant that we had to leave all that equipment there instead of moving it back west. Good times from the smartest guys in the room.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (k1E2D)

154 While young, Judge Cannon is 'schooled' and has recognized a government charlatan, and the bending of laws allowing one to run amok.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (NFX2v)

155 Seems like a good candidate story for some "get this" verbiage.

Posted by: Guy who always enjoys a good Get This at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (K9zfY)

156 Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (Q+gd/)

157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

158 Administer 100 units of Ringers Lactate.
Posted by: Rampart Base at February 26, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

Bwando. It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (g8Ew8)

159 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (k1E2D)

That can't be. He was in mirror sunglasses on the cover of Time.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (wIg5s)

160 If Kash and Wiles object to being monitored, they are clearly hiding illegal activities.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (9C/Xw)

161 It's never lupus.

Posted by: House at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (K9zfY)

162 152 Viruses typically "crowd out" each other in any given season. So while there was likely vast over-detection of COVID infections in 2020, and sloppy/$ incentiveized mischaracterization of flu cases, there was also likely a crowding out happening.

Posted by: rhomboid
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What is more likely is that we have no idea since if you crank the cycles up high enough a moon rock will have covid and gov. wasn't paying for flu cases.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (zncNU)

163 I got a URI at the end of January.

Fatigue, but no chills. Left me with a lingering cough that is just now finally ending.

Burned through a lot of cough drops.

Get well.
Get well soon.
We want you to get well!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (DgMqy)

164 Coffee and Kruellers, stat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (c27kw)

165 Tomato soup and grilled cheese.

Posted by: Couldn't hurt at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (K9zfY)

166 What is more likely is that we have no idea since if you crank the cycles up high enough a moon rock will have covid and gov. wasn't paying for flu cases.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (zncNU)

The moon is a Jewish plot.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (wIg5s)

167 The moon isn't even a solid object.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (c27kw)

168 77 Hot Iron.
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Q+gd/)

Like davidt said.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (+YA9H)

169 I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Sokdp)

170 Bear market!
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)


It's a K-shaped market

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Hx0tZ)

171 125 Fever? One prescription: More Cowbell.
Posted by: Chriss Walken at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM


125 comments to reach cowbell?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

172 *The moon is a Jewish plot.*
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We meet on the first Wednesday night at 7pm at the VFW. Come join us.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (K9zfY)

173 The Biden Administration's actions are blatant and egregious, and perfectively reflective of the mentality of the Left's base voters.

Unfortunately, that's an advantage. Because any actions taken to punish the Biden Administrations actions are going to be called simple unfounded retribution by those same people on the Left, and some of those wafflers on the Right as well as a form of political expedience.

Having morals and supporting the actual law, unfortunately, creates its own limitations.

Posted by: Orson at February 26, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)

174 Hillz should be happy she looks halfway decent in that photo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:58 PM (j+aD2)

175 My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1
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I concur, but I would add
- It was an accidental release of a bioweapon designed (poorly) to cause havoc. And which had been planned for by the commies for years

- It was only a "bad flu" because it was new and more people got it than a typical year where 2/3 of population has acquired immunity to circulating strains. ie, there is nothing special about it now that everyone has been exposed.

- the vaccine was a much bigger problem and I hope no one is still getting boosters of that crud.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (zncNU)

176 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.
On second thought....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (HYqoK)

177 84 People still believe in covid?

The CDC has changed a bunch of its graphs to skip the 2020-2021 season.

"Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 season due to minimal flu activity."
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (aykVA)

"... due to we're still making it up as we go along."

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (+YA9H)

178 Chicken Soup.
Posted by: Mother at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (Q+gd/)

With a healthy tablespoon of Colemans prepared mustard in it...enough to rip the virus-infested lining off your sinuses. They'll grow back all shiny and new..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (nbLIj)

179 Comer was among the GOPers who instantly folded and burbled some nonsense about ICE being nicer or something when the Mpls idiocy was raging and the two retards got themselves kilt.

Coming primaries might signal a change (2.3% chance), but very little has changed with the GOP. Like the (still mostly) corrupt institutions, they're waiting out Trump, nothing more. Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (U/Byj)

180 Illness is nothing to trifle with. Ask all the Yellow Fever victims buried in our basement.
Posted by: Teddy Brewster at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

NO YELLOW!

Posted by: Hunter at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Hx0tZ)

181 that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

Are you afraid of covid and viruses in general? That fear is what was manufactured- by the TV. They didn't need to actually make a virus, just wait for the flu to come around.THEN they could suffocate grandma and push the engineered bioweapons into your arm.

Diabolically effective.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (epmXU)

182 169 I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Sokdp)

Preemptive Accusation. Like a naughty child. "HE did it!!"

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Q+gd/)

183 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (wIg5s)

Of course we can:
1) engineered, sure.
2) fairly benign.
3) used as a pretext and I slated in importance to secure that pretext to secure wish list items from the statists world wide. China got to liquidate the growing resistance in Hong Kong (remember those protests) and the dems got to do their thing with the election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

184 Eat boogers.
Moron homeopathy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Kt19C)

185 Say what you will about the FBI, Patel and Wiles have not suicide bombed any skyscrapers since they were investigated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:02 PM (FXNzP)

186 184 Eat boogers.
Moron homeopathy.
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This. We have fingers, people!

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

187 103

Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

This sounds heavenly in any event.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (+YA9H)

188 @179, the funny part is that the GOPe thinks that things will go back to "normal" in DC after they get wait Trump out. If the Dems take over after Trump it will be a full scale assault on Republicans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (HYqoK)

189 We invented the moon as a ruse to hide our gold, and we faked the moon landing using Dispensationalist goy stooges to trick everyone into believing it was just a bunch of rocks.

We always store just enough gold in there keep the tides optimal for our Muslim-eating sharks, and to cause maximal problems for non-Israeli fisheries, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (BI5O2)

190 I need thicker lounge pants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (c27kw)

191
Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

+++

I second this. And will add - turn your back on this blog. You work harder and put more out there (which is stellar and superior) than anyone else We can manage without you, truly.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (ycLNs)

192 Eat boogers.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Kt19C)
-

I was told the opposite, that it's snot recommended.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (plFPI)

193 >>I need thicker lounge pants.


Wading Socks.

Cabelas has Heavy Socks that go up to your knee for Winter Fishing.

The best investment you can make for staying warm in the winter.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (1Udfd)

194 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

195 *The moon is a Jewish plot.*
---
We meet on the first Wednesday night at 7pm at the VFW. Come join us.
Posted by: The Flat Moon Society


Splitters!

Posted by: Selene Cheddar FanClub at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

196 This is still all just deck chairs on the titanic. Nobody will be held accountable until the republic dissolves, either due to the left kicking it off, or the left getting the WH again and pushing until the right kicks it off

There is no coexistence with these people.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (nH+RN)

197 Plus 8000 units daily minimum of vitamin D, even when you've recovered.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (plFPI)

I highly recommend Vit D injections ...

Posted by: The Paolo at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3sXRv)

198 The problem is not necessarily that you can get the FBI to do shady underhanded sh*t, the problem is that a GOP administration will not be allowed to do it by the Deep State.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (KkEUk)

199 The mirror didn’t lie. It never does when you’re this far gone. My face stared back—puffy, red, eyes like boiled eggs floating in blood. A small blister had formed right under my left eye, pulsing in time with my heartbeat.

It looked innocent enough at first. A zit. A shaving nick. But then it swelled. Christ, it swelled—like a balloon being inflated by a madman with a bicycle pump. The skin stretched thin, translucent, and I could see the shadow inside.

Something thick.

Something alive.

Moving...

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (+rKuc)

200 157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

I think it was kind of both. Wreck the economy for a few months, make the US pharmaceutical industry reliant on India and China, flood the US with cheap illegal drugs, flood the US with illegals, and then sit back and watch the US burn. All of those strengthen China and weaken the US, especially a US with a brain dead POTUS.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (k1E2D)

201 Is it excessive vitamin C that makes you poop?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (c27kw)

202 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.
On second thought....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM


You're saying her response would be....lunatic?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (bFu5X)

203 Could be Dengue fever.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

Were that the case, ace would not be posting.

Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (3sXRv)

204 Pure as the driven snow.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

-
Well, in fairness, Bill probably didn't want wet blanket Hillary along to harsh his mellow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (FXNzP)

205 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

It was absolutely engineered, but to typical Chinese standards. So it's not nothing, but it's also not what Bill Gates wanted it to be.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

206 Screw worms?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (c27kw)

207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)

208 COVID was real, it certainly looked from the outset like it was engineered (Furin cleavage), but almost the entirety of the "policy response" was absurd, destructive, and completely unscientific. "Mitigation" of prevailing highly contagious viruses doesn't work (duh). Mortality was highly focused in the usual demos (elderly, compromised), completely normal. "Vaccine"? More complicated, but no strong or clear evidence of benefit from decades of "flu shots", so this would be no different.

Compare excess deaths in Sweden (almost no "policies") with Peru or some other high-death country with all the stupid "mitigation", adjusted for demographics and especially "dry tinder", and you don't get a meaningful difference. Which is the bottom line. Everything in the end confirmed the basic outlines of epidemiologic common sense as evolved over a century - all of which was tossed out from the get-go (except in a few places like Sweden).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (U/Byj)

209 >>Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?


Who approved the Guest List?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (1Udfd)

210 Could a GOP administration conjure an investigation of say Susan Rice and start tapping her wires?

Obviously not because Deep State operatives would whistle blow so fast that Paul Lynne’s head would spin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (KkEUk)

211 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.

The Dindu Crew dug up and posted a bunch of old Candace stuff yesterday that she thought she had deleted, including a video where she says she has herpes. Her followers were not amused, but everyone else was.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

212 Of course we can:
1) engineered, sure.
2) fairly benign.
3) used as a pretext and I slated in importance to secure that pretext to secure wish list items from the statists world wide. China got to liquidate the growing resistance in Hong Kong (remember those protests) and the dems got to do their thing with the election.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

The plan for pandemic was a solid one, but the plotters forgot something absolutely crucial - that cheap chinese knock off crap never does everything it's supposed to, and it always breaks down after a couple of months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (/QdgR)

213 Don't know much about Epstein. Don't know much about wiping hard drives.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (c27kw)

214 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

I suppose. The "fairly benign" thing is a leap but would indeed tie the two together.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (wIg5s)

215 207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)


Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (NmE0/)

216
Reminder: Shortly after the Covid pandemic began, the head of the Wuhan Virology Institute was hustled up to the roof of the place by "security," and thrown off to his death.

I always wondered why they didn't just quietly make him disappear.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (VWtfl)

217 157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1

I think your hypothesis tracks. It is clear that the SARs-1 virus was hacked by CRISPR adding in genes that were not natively present. SARs-1 is the forgotten predecessor (from Chinese bats) to Covid and far more deadly (about 10 percent mortality) in an Guangdong outbreak from 2002-2004.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

218 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon

Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

219 "I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.
"

They probably use Grok.

Hey Grok, what can I accuse Trump and the Republicans of this week? It doesn't have to sound true.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (+rKuc)

220 More People Hate Cuck Schumer Now Than at Any Time in His Over Quarter-Century Senate Career according to a Marist poll released today.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (abIsI)

221 216
Reminder: Shortly after the Covid pandemic began, the head of the Wuhan Virology Institute was hustled up to the roof of the place by "security," and thrown off to his death.

I always wondered why they didn't just quietly make him disappear.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
=========
Covid hurt China badly and if the accidental release was his fault, his official death would have served as a warning to others. I think the realization that Covid-19 was going to seriously harm China going forward is why they chose to spread it at the worldwide military games in Wuhan fall of 2019.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

222 Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)


Nacy.. It's called America First.. I know that concept is foreign to you

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (NmE0/)

223 second this. And will add - turn your back on this blog. You work harder and put more out there (which is stellar and superior) than anyone else We can manage without you, truly.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (ycLNs)

I thought you were saying this to garrett for a second and I was like "yeah he's a swell guy and all that but 'work harder?'"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (wIg5s)

224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

225
Is that legal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (c27kw)



Of course it is, under the OrangeManBad Doctrine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

226 The tape-recording of a call between a client and her lawyer is being cast as some kind of "consent to recording" issue. But the real story is that this was a record conversation between an attorney and client. It's privileged. It's insane that a lawyer would allow a privileged conversation to be recorded.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

227 The leftist media reports what they are told to report.
We all know that. Truth is not and will never be in their vocabulary.

Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Z3Kkg)

228 195 Posted by: Selene Cheddar FanClub

tasted more like wensleydale to me.

Posted by: wallace at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (sGtp+)

229
Screw worms?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (c27kw)





Bring me.... the bore worms.

Posted by: Klytus at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (y9nCu)

230 ...The blister ruptured with a wet pop that echoed like a starter pistol in my skull. And there it was—pushing through the hole in my cheek like a newborn demon from hell.

A hideous red worm, thick as a pencil, head waving blindly in the air like a tiny hooded cobra tasting the rot of the American Dream. It snapped left, right, dripping clear fluid that burned where it touched.

One inch. Two. Three. More kept coming, uncoiling from deep inside my face, sliding out between my teeth, brushing my tongue with its slick, muscular horror.

I could taste it—metallic, ancient, full of the mud and misery of some godforsaken Sudanese watering hole.

...

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (+rKuc)

231 >>Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.


I am sure those numbers are Padded.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (1Udfd)

232 215 207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)


Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (NmE0/)

Just a reminder, a big bra size doesn't equate to a big IQ number.

See Boebert, Lauren and Occassio-Cortez, Alexandria

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (k1E2D)

233 OT: The new concept is that we're heading for a "Black recession" - yup, everyone does well but blacks...

It is a spin on the Boomcession...and all the typical DEI advocates are pushing it.

It's an article on my local news with the concept term, Black recession...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (tOcjL)

234 It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.
You'd get a lesser punishment for stealing from your client.
The fact that her lawyer agreed to it and didn't tell her not only should end his career and merit a lifetime ban, it likely should end the entire law firm he worked for.
Like a death penalty for allowing their attorney to do so with no oversight or prevention.

Wiles has a lawsuit against him and his firm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)

235 I see that in MN some of the umm..ICE protesters/rioters have applied for 12 weeks leave from govt work under an injury program because of tear gas or something. Good job MN taxpayers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (n5tGW)

236 224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

The girls miss school b/c they can be sick during their periods (usually from the cramping), not b/c they don't have a pad. I'm betting there will be the same number of absences both before and after this initiative of taxpayer waste...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (tOcjL)

237 Didn't some "judge" in NY (federal or state part of the Legal Cult's pernicious jalopy of a "system") approve penetrating Trump's attorney-client privilege in service of one of the absurd and vile trumped up prosecutions up there?

Hey, when a brand-new president's first phone call with a foreign leader (Australia, January 2017) is leaked within hours - something that had never happened before - what's a crude and outrageous violation of a sacred principle of the legal system? Meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (U/Byj)

238 Would Lauren Boebert be considered a spinner?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (abIsI)

239 Without severe consequences, this will just keep happening whenever Democrats get power.

And since there won't be any consequences, this is what we can expect whenever the Democrats get power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (zjgNU)

240 Wasn't there records set for all kinds of black and hispanic employment under Trump Uno?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (wIg5s)

241 224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (i0Hi3)

242 Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
===

What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (/lPRQ)

243 161
It's never lupus.
Posted by: House


Quack.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (UjdFS)

244 Ace, you need a doctor visit and a chest X-ray from your description.

Posted by: epador at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (TRnzq)

245 Now we have two male Dem governors talking about feminine hygiene products. That's just weird

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (HYqoK)

246 Most people's lawyers in DC would or have done the same thing. The DoJ owns them all, one or way another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

247 All a happenstance. The pure as snow demons would never do anything like this.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (AQYBD)

248 240 Wasn't there records set for all kinds of black and hispanic employment under Trump Uno?
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (wIg5s)

But now not in Trump Dos yet...Asian Americans have the lowest unemployment, followed by Whites, Hispanics...and then Blacks...there is a gap between the Blacks and the three (who are all surprisingly close together)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (tOcjL)

249 Shapiro is a midwit weasel

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

250 Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?
--------------
Vagina Lives Matter! H8TR

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (pZ64F)

251 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)
______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

252 104 Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

Did Hillary pay her off ?


$20. same as downtown.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (sGtp+)

253 Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Their moms have other priorities. Nails, hair, lashes, etc. Those are cheap haters!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

254 You'd think that employment for all groups would go up as the illegals were shipped out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

255 If his wife isn't Abby Shapiro then I don't care

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (wIg5s)

256 "Black unemployment increased from 6.2% in January of last year to 7.5% in December, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Comparatively, in that final month of 2025, the unemployment rate for white people was 3.8%, for Asian Americans it was 3.6% and for Hispanics it was 4.9%."

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (tOcjL)

257 244 Ace, you need a doctor visit and a chest X-ray from your description.
Posted by: epador at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (TRnzq)

nahhhh

Ace needs a manservant. A Kato to his Clouseau ...

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (3sXRv)

258 "208 COVID was real, it certainly looked from the outset like it was engineered (Furin cleavage"

It has patented COTS genetic elements in it that are marketed for engineering custom viruses. It's man made, period. Either Ecohealth made it under Ralph Baric, or Baric was tapped to run the alternative proposal. We don't know which yet because the paper trail we have stops after DARPA said "fuck no this is insane" and rejected it.

The amount of fraud involved in the hidden additions to the jab makes any reasonable person suspect the jab was the goal from the start

Note also that the really harmless strain that displaced the original ones seems obviously engineered as well, AFTER the pandemic started, with individual alterations tested in trial runs for ~2 years before being assembled all together. It's clearly visible in sequences collected all over the world.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (23NNO)

259 Their moms have other priorities. Nails, hair, lashes, etc. Those are cheap haters!!
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Then there are weaves.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (pZ64F)

260 Maybe girls shouldn't go to school. That would solve it. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

261 Maybe Pennsylvania girls can just get their supplies in the boy's bathroom.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (0nHVk)

262 254 You'd think that employment for all groups would go up as the illegals were shipped out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

263 Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products.

I grew up in a fairly poor area in a time before fedgov and the states had unlimited dollars to throw at welfare and somehow people were able to clothe and feed their kids, and I assume buy the girls "period products"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

264 Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM


This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (bFu5X)

265 >>It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

266 249 Shapiro is a midwit weasel
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

Are we sure he's not a capybara ???

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (3sXRv)

267 Had to resort to the Urban dictionary.

Spinner.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

I think Boebert is qualified.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)

268 Fedcession!!

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (wIg5s)

269 147 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

ctHILLARY leering down from her pedestal of cyclopian darkness find your lack of faith most disturbing.

why settle for the Lesser Evil?
ctHILLARY:: She *STILL* has such sights to show you!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (u8KYe)

270 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.

Posted by: Indy Bill at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (Oe2Ms)

271 media is burying the recording of attorney phone call aspect and emphasizing it as a "mere" subpoena of phone records

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (V6W16)

272 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

---

He offered to cut them off and give them hormones.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (aYlkz)

273 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

And I suspect cut backs from NGOs and state offices that were laundering federal dollars as I well.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

274 251 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)
______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)


Stronk empowered women who dont need no man except fir to buy her tampons and shit.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (i0Hi3)

275 Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (wIg5s)

276

Posted by: rhomboid

Basis was worry about the parent virus attributes--SARs-1 which was a much higher mortality event (about 10 percent). Covid was a novel aka new virus made from a high mortalityh virus (which makes sense because it was engineered) and thus no one really knew for months what the actual mortality rate would be. Depending on whether you give credence to an early examination of the virus furin cleavage by Indian scientists (first half of 2020), they found signs of similar attributes of the AIDs virus which allows rapid mutations compared to more fixed viruses.

Trump is risk averse and he was being played by Fauci, Collins, NIH funding Chicom research on the downlow, his own intelligence community, and the hysterics in DC. It wasn't his area of knowledge and he got took.

Truth is that the Swedes naively assumed the virus was natural and followed the do nothing approach except for hi risk populations. But their scientific medicine apparatus probably had little idea that the origin was an engineered virus.

It is unclear whether a engineered super respiratory virus that spreads fast, mutates a lot, and keeps being deadly is possible.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

277 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

===

WHOA!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (/M/4v)

278 273 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

And I suspect cut backs from NGOs and state offices that were laundering federal dollars as I well.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

100% - especially the make work ones...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (tOcjL)

279 I think Boebert is qualified.

I think we need to test this.

For science!

Posted by: Some Moron Scientist at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

280 >>With a healthy tablespoon of Colemans prepared mustard in it...enough to rip the virus-infested lining off your sinuses. They'll grow back all shiny and new..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM

The other night I sneezed a mouthful of green chile stew juice through my nose. Probably a similar effect. Would not recommend.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (98kQX)

281 as a result the deposition has been suspended
.......

Nobody wants to see pictures of hILLRY o O.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (UjdFS)

282 A beer for sports in special cups that hold two quarts!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)

283 >>How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?


Those were...not good times.

Posted by: Moss Covered Rock at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (1Udfd)

284 Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”
---
That chart going around of the polling of patriotism by party and the complete collapse by the Dems?

Apply that to the 250th Birthday Celebration of the USA.

Yeah, the Dems have no idea what's going to hit them--nobody they know is patriotic.
Why are all these stupid Americans getting upset at them for shitting on the Fourth of July?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (HXT0k)

285 277 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

===

WHOA!
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (/M/4v)

We should be posting the lawyer AND the firm's name everywhere. The firm will unpartner the lawyer so fast his head will spin.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (tOcjL)

286 There's no excuse for that kind of name calling!

Dr. Simon Goddek
@goddek
These are the people who were paid to call Candace Owens evil or a demon. Whatever you think of her, smearing someone for money is morally bankrupt.

https://is.gd/jUG1xI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (FXNzP)

287 265 >>It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
CTH had Grok try to figure out who the lawyer was and he posted the name and its work on X. Will be interesting to see the fallout as the lawyer named was pretty connected.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

288 >>There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Maybe. But Jack Smith's style is usually more threats.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (viF8m)

289 "The girls miss school b/c they can be sick during their periods (usually from the cramping), not b/c they don't have a pad. I'm betting there will be the same number of absences both before and after this initiative of taxpayer waste...
Posted by: Nova Local "


Which is why girls should all be granted three free days every month from school to deal with this issue. And to make it fair boy must be granted this time too or else girls might feel embarrassed/uncomfortable about their time off.

That is how equity works.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (GUOwU)

290 The other night I sneezed a mouthful of green chile stew juice through my nose. Probably a similar effect. Would not recommend.

Ah yes, hot spices in the nose will allow you identify what color the number seven sounds like

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

291 ace:

Call Me

Posted by: Iver Mectin at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (TezPK)

292 224 Crisis!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I swear we've done that before. The PA - and especially this SE county (Delco) - give aways & seizing land by eminent domain - just goes on the on.

AI - Delaware County, PA, actively combats period poverty through annual donation drives (Dec-Jan) in libraries and partnerships with the Delaware County Health Department. Free products are available at the 69th Street Transportation Center kiosk and via The Period Project at St. Katharine Drexel Food Pantry. State-wide initiatives also provide funding for school-based, free menstrual products.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (NFX2v)

293 All jokes aside, I've spent more than enough $$$ on feminine products for my own women, it ain't gonna stop soon, and I don't want to buy anyone else's.

Go down to the laundromat, steal someone's sock, and stick that between your legs, honey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (BI5O2)

294 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
Posted by: 40 Miles North


If Watergate occurred today it would be as big a deal as back then, because it’s who, whom. LBJ did far worse things than Nixon, but LBJ was a Democrat, and so above reprimand. Nixon was a Republican, so guilty from the get-go.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (DsDRo)

295 270 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.


https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON
OBAMA/as Dr McSocialism, is the New Nixon.

It was Obama who orchestrated the FBI and CIA to create what is now understood as the “Russia Collusion Hoax” and used it in attempts to destroy his political rival President Donald Trump. He set them like attack dogs on the American presidency, to rip it apart after the American people had elected Trump as their president. Once Obama’s cabal of Deep State secret intelligence chiefs were exposed, their methods opened to public scrutiny, the public began asking questions. The fall from grace is impossible for a political immortal.


https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-NotJustMistakenEvil

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (u8KYe)

296 283 >>How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?
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Those were...not good times.
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Women would wash clothes down by the river a lot.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (pZ64F)

297 I guess stupidity would be the occam's razor choice for what Boebert did. But my brain leaves room for the cynical of its all planned and all a show.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (n5tGW)

298 I thought you were saying this to garrett for a second and I was like "yeah he's a swell guy and all that but 'work harder?'"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (wIg5s)

++++

I wouldn't say anything like that to Garrett. It would give him a swell-head.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (ycLNs)

299 ______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
=====

There was this one tribe where the women had a separate compound they had to go to and just sort of hang out, eat bon-bons, whatever. Men were forbidden to go there as it was certain death...
Oddly, the women claimed that periods lasted from two to three months. Wasn't until modern (~1900s) anthropologist visited that the men found out the truth.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (/lPRQ)

300 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (1Udfd)

301 Spinner.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

-
Not to be confused with a helicopter mom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (FXNzP)

302 286 There's no excuse for that kind of name calling!

Dr. Simon Goddek
@goddek
These are the people who were paid to call Candace Owens evil or a demon. Whatever you think of her, smearing someone for money is morally bankrupt.

https://is.gd/jUG1xI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
Whole shit show on X the last several days between the Candy Stripers and the MAGA influencer structure is going on. Goddek is apparently a groyper POS that has done similar crap before and his posts along with a fake AI generated list of alleged MAGA influencers like Cat Turd etc. secretly got paid to label Candace Ovens a demon. Loomer somehow is involved and as usual is engaged in several different fights almost simultaneously.

Reminds me of junior high crap.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)

303 UNCLEAN

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (UjdFS)

304 Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NmE0/)

305 I wonder if Boebert's plan was to force the FNM to cover the Clintons talking about their good friend Epstein?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

306 It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)
_______

I suspect he'll claim crime-fraud exception ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

307 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.
Posted by: Nova Local

Yes and the stopping of DEI hiring in Fed.Gov has had a dramatic effect in a short time.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

308 Boebert pointed out that Hillary had demanded the hearing be televised live so she can't complain about a still photo. The hearing then resumed.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

309 303 UNCLEAN
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (UjdFS)

SHAME

Posted by: High Sparrow at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (3sXRv)

310 246 Most people's lawyers in DC would or have done the same thing. The DoJ owns them all, one or way another.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

They all want to be a judge, and you gotta believe that the DOJ vets them all for the Senate. Don't want to piss them off too much or they may find an ex[girlfriend/boyfriend that you pissed off that will accuse you of something.

Remember the Kavanaugh hearings when the Dems demanded the FBI investigate that crazy bint's fantasy? The FBI looked into it, found she was crazy, and said there was nothing going on. The Dems were shocked that it didn't take years to investigate her ramblings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (k1E2D)

311 308 Boebert pointed out that Hillary had demanded the hearing be televised live so she can't complain about a still photo. The hearing then resumed.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

Boebert was still an idiot

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (NmE0/)

312 Lawyer bias but I think private suits could go a long way to get the facts before the wider public (that doesn't read AoS or Epoch Times etc).

But it may need a conservative Sugar Daddy to create a legal fund to incentivize this. I'm not looking for the biz but I think a few (dozen) suits for violation of civil rights (42 USC 1983) could yield some real damages, and would put these bastards on the record in depositions. The trickiest part would be to find a venue outside the DC swamp.

Posted by: Zek at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (5FPX4)

313 Boebert is an attention whore and Benny Johnson is a fucking retard.

Of all the right-o-sphere I find that guy to be the most autistically infuriating of all. He is a dipshit.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (5aZAZ)

314 @297

>> I guess stupidity would be the occam's razor choice for what Boebert did. But my brain leaves room for the cynical of its all planned and all a show.

If it’s true, she should be censured and an ethics investigation opened.

As mentioned up thread, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (89HIl)

315 Eh, judging from what I hear about wasted school time these days, pretty sure girls and boys could skip a week of school and not be worse off. How terrible they should miss an ICE protest or gender class.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)

316 >> Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...


Did they offer to put a chair in the corner and let him watch an actual man do the job for him?

Because, that might work.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (1Udfd)

317
Did they offer to put a chair in the corner and let him watch an actual man do the job for him?

Because, that might work.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (1Udfd)


Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (NmE0/)

318 So what is Thune's malfunction?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)

319 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER!
---

a phone call?

While, that is true if they recorded ALL the calls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (/lPRQ)

320 304 Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NmE0/)
----
He doesn't have the votes to do it.

Tillis, McConnell, whats-his-nuts from Utah, and one other fucktard won't give him the votes to move to the bill and force a talking filibuster, because they're idiots and/or assholes.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (5aZAZ)

321 Thune can’t act. There are four senators in opposition.

Murkowski
McConnell
Tillis
John Curtis, Utah

Without those four votes it doesn’t matter.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (kIFVO)

322 318 So what is Thune's malfunction?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)


Like I said not a fan of his but Murkowski and McConnell plus 2 others are not helping

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (NmE0/)

323 300 sockOFF

sockON

Posted by: the socker at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (sGtp+)

324 Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

325 Bright spot - Seems the Afghans and a few other ethnic groups have so many babies in a row, they must be clear of the period poverty issues.

But then there's the Delco Family Village.

Meanwhile, the elderly are hanging in here on a thread thanks to rising taxes.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (NFX2v)

326 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5aZAZ)

327 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.


https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON
OBAMA/as Dr McSocialism, is the New Nixon.

I'd say that this is far beyond Nixon and some fumbling "plumbers" going in to DNC headquarters, 30 minutes of missing tape, etc.

Watergate was a tiptoe through the tulips compared to this.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (oiNtH)

328 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.

Hold up. You have a list of cosponsors who have also said they won't vote for cloture?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)

329 Oh, and I thought it was simple brain damage.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (UjdFS)

330 They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)
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They have 50+1 votes, theoretically, for the SAVE Act itself, but not enough votes to move to the debate on the bill and force a talking filibuster, due to the aforementioned fuckheads.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (5aZAZ)

331 >>There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Maybe. But Jack Smith's style is usually more threats.
Posted by: JackStraw


Threats like having MS-13 kill your favorite niece in their usual style.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

332 272 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

---

He offered to cut them off and give them hormones.


that sounds like an awful lot of work

Posted by: canadian maid at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (sGtp+)

333 Customer service.

https://is.gd/wflBAD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (FXNzP)

334 Thune reminds me of a gay chess player that thinks he's a tough guy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)

335 A fuckheadocracy, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (c27kw)

336 Hold up. You have a list of cosponsors who have also said they won't vote for cloture?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)
----
It's not cloture, its a vote to move the Senate onto the debate on the bill, which would force the talking filibuster.

And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (5aZAZ)

337 326 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.


we need to chimp out on this front, as some on X say.

it's unacceptable

they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

338 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

Liberal Science teaches us that boys are merely defective girls, so the defect can be resolved with gender affirming surgery.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

339 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.


who are they - I know one is Tillis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

340 Curtis used to be a Dem so his opposition is not surprising

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (HYqoK)

341 The worm kept coming, looping over my chin, glistening under the buzzing light like fresh blog traffic on election night. I grabbed it—pure instinct, pure gonzo panic—and pulled. Pain detonated like a bad Art thread.

The mirror showed me the horror show: eyes bulging, mouth open in a silent howl, this obscene red rope dangling from my face like the blog itself was giving birth to its own demise.

Hallucinations swarmed in—CBD standing behind me in the reflection, grinning, holding a vial labeled “Special African Blend.” rendered in some bold, neo-grotesque sans-serif typeface.

Buck Throckmorton laughing in the corner wearing a crown. The entire commentariat chanting “CBD! CBD!” while lizards in blood dripping MAGA hats gnawed on the Wi-Fi router.

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (+rKuc)

342 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Are the fuckheads also co-sponsors though?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

343 Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (NmE0/)

Donate today!

Posted by: Republicans at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (wIg5s)

344 they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
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What's past is prologue.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (5aZAZ)

345 333 Customer service.

https://is.gd/wflBAD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

LOL
Should have dumped the fry oil bucket on his head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)

346 How is sawing off your tweeter gender affirming?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (c27kw)

347 339 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.


who are they - I know one is Tillis
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
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Murkowski
McConnell
Tillis
John Curtis, Utah

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (kIFVO)

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)

348 Remember the Kavanaugh hearings when the Dems demanded the FBI investigate that crazy bint's fantasy? The FBI looked into it, found she was crazy, and said there was nothing going on. The Dems were shocked that it didn't take years to investigate her ramblings.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
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The left did not know that Kavanaugh kept a careful journal throughout their alleged crap op. That destroyed the vague it happened to a friend but I was there shit concocted by the beach friends conspiracy. Kavanaugh could account for events decades ago in enough precision as to make Blowzy (sp) Ford's recollections legally dangerous for her to spout her tales.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

349 They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

So close again! What a coincidence!

Posted by: Republicans at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (wIg5s)

350 A retardocracy, and it's here to stay.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (UjdFS)

351 I hope McConnell is suffering

I hope he lives forever, in pain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

352 Like water off of a turtles back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (c27kw)

353 I suspect he'll claim crime-fraud exception ....
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It only strips attorney client privilege for past communications.
Permits disclosure after-the-fact.

It does not allow the lawyer to record a client ever.
To try and gather evidence of a crime.

This lawyer burned down his entire career and reputation because he feared the feds.
Or hated his client.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (HXT0k)

354 351
I hope he lives forever, in pain
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Should I stop stabbing my voodoo doll of him with Ukraine pins?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (abIsI)

355 Kavanaugh could account for events decades ago in enough precision as to make Blowzy (sp) Ford's recollections legally dangerous for her to spout her tales.


BUT she had to install a second front door to get away from him!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:43 PM (/lPRQ)

356 You need to understand that lawyers are paper pushers and not suited to the harsh climate of the Aleutian Archipeligo. He had to comply.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/lPRQ)

Do NOT send that shit up here. Not again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:45 PM (RQvuv)

357 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.
Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5aZAZ)


*goose meme* Are the 4 no votes also cosponsors?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

358 *goose meme* Are the 4 no votes also cosponsors?


just Tillis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (j+aD2)

359 344 they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
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What's past is prologue.


what is, was. what was, will be. what will be *was*, but will be again.

Posted by: the wisdom of arnold horschack at February 26, 2026 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

360 342 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Are the fuckheads also co-sponsors though?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

No, co-conspirators.

Lisa Murk is one. Every year, she looks more and more like a spawned out humpy. Every year, she acts more like one, too.

She represents nothing but her pocketbook, which she uses to buy Native votes. In face, I am beginning to believe she is something of a twat.

One dude up here on the main highway north has a huge sign on his front fence that says DUMP MURKOWSKI. Nobody likes her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (RQvuv)

361 346 How is sawing off your tweeter gender affirming?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (c27kw)

I don't need my gender affirmed, because I don't have one.

I am an 'ette. That's all anyone needs to know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (RQvuv)

362 Gender deniers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (c27kw)

363 So what is Thune's malfunction?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)

*searches logs*

Oh, yeah... this is definitely the problem. He's a Republican. As long as these guys around, it'll never work. Call a fumigation and gas them, and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Civilizational Tech Support at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (BI5O2)

364 Maybe he mathed out that he didn't have the votes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:57 PM (c27kw)

365 Definitely take ivermectin. I had that flu for three weeks. Tried to turn into a sinus infection then. And the usuals, zinc, vitamins C and D. Oil of Oregano helps too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (gQ15S)

Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein
UPDATE: President and CEO of the WEF Resigns Over Epstein Ties

You wouldn't believe how sorry he is about the "mistake" he made in becoming BFFs with a guy who just got convicted of soliciting a 14-year-old girl.

It's a real Oopsie Moment, all right, and he promises he'll #DoBetter now that Epstein is dead.

One of two Russian women Bill Gates admits having affairs with during his 27-year marriage was helped financially by Jeffrey Epstein -- who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" and a "bridge player."

But they were kept women, paid for by Jeffrey Epstein. I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

Gates' surprising mea culpa Tuesday was a questionable attempt to cleanse his image over his friendship with Epstein, which ex-wife Melinda French Gates largely blames for destroying their marriage.

"I did have affairs, one with a Russian bridge player ... and one with a Russian nuclear physicist," the billionaire told staff at a town hall for his Gates Foundation, according to the Wall Street Journal.

Gates admitted the affairs while maintaining that he did nothing "illicit" with his now-dead pedophile pal.

However, rumors of the fling with the bridge player, Mila Antonova, first emerged over her own ties to Epstein -- ones featured heavily in damning exchanges in the Epstein files.

Antonova was also an acquaintance of notorious Kremlin spy Anna Chapman, with a photo capturing them strolling near Wall Street before Chapman, the daughter of a former KGB officer, was booted out of the country.

Gates was 53 when he was first pictured with Antonova, who was in her 20s, at a national bridge event in Washington, DC...

However, one of Gates' main advisers and confidants, Boris Nikolic, introduced her to Epstein in 2013 -- when he'd already convicted of child-sex offenses -- as she sought help getting money to start an online business to teach people how to play bridge.

Epstein also paid Antonova so she could attend a programming camp as part of helping her pursue a career in software development, she told the Wall Street Journal in 2023, when she had initially refused to confirm the affair with Gates.

This sounds like he was paying money so that she could develop interests that could help her get close to Gates.


"Epstein agreed to pay, and he paid directly to the school," she explained at the time. "Nothing was exchanged. I don't know why he did that. When I asked, he said something like he was wealthy and wanted to help people when he could."

However, he appeared to have a far more sinister motive -- and try to force Gates to pay him that money and more under the threat of exposing his cheating to his then-wife.

A Gates spokesperson previously claimed that Epstein "tried unsuccessfully to leverage a past relationship to threaten Mr. Gates."

In a July 2017 email released by the Department of Justice, Epstein also made a string of allegations against Gates, branding his one-time friend "so cheap" for the way he'd treated his mistress.

"After I sent her that note she said she had little money, couldn't afford air conditioner, was living on a friends couch. Really needed money. I sent her some," he emailed Boris Nikolic.

"Your friend Bill is nuts," Epstein continued in the typo-filled rage. "His former girl. Can't afford air con. Can't afford to travel to bridge.The richest man in the world is so cheap, his former bridge girl and toy, lives on a friends sofa."

...

Gates, meanwhile, has repeatedly expressed regret at his involvement with the late pedophile, and insisted he had no involvement in any of his wrongdoings.

"I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit," Gates said in the town hall meeting Tuesday, according to the WSJ. "To be clear, I never spent any time with the victims, the women around him."

We'll see. Why would you purposely develop a friendship with a man just convicted of soliciting an underage girl, if not for a shared interest?

Do these billionaires just donate to left-wing causes like environmentalism so they have an excuse to ditch their wives, attend conferences, and score some Russian kept woman mish?

Answer: Mostly.

In some minor Epstein news, Epstein blamed then-Prince Charles for former Prince Andrew being stripped of his trade envoy job. Which he allegedly used to deliver UK state secrets to the pedophile financier.

Jeffrey Epstein blamed "Charles" on the day Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor lost his UK trade envoy job.

On 21 July 2011, the day it was announced that the former prince would step down from the role, Epstein wrote: "I assume he knows that this is Charles doing."

Finally, Bill and Hillary Clinton will finally be questioned about their contacts with the known and notorious pedophile and whoremonger.

They will, as usual, blend perjury with strategic obfuscation.

It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.

House members are eyeing a new phase in their monthslong investigation into Jeffrey Epstein: A race to produce results that match the stunning Epstein fallout across the globe and satisfy an electorate clamoring for accountability.

This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell -- could be a pivotal moment in this effort.

Bill Clinton has maintained that he was an acquaintance of Epstein's but stopped communicating with him at least a decade before his arrest in 2019, and he has not been accused of wrongdoing.

His spokesperson Angel Ureña posted on social media in 2019 that the former president traveled on Epstein's plane four times internationally in 2002 and 2003, but that Secret Service details were present "on every leg of the trip." Hillary Clinton has said she has no memory of meeting Epstein at all. A spokesperson for the Clintons did not respond to a request for comment.

But the Clintons' depositions before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee come as the recent arrests in Britain of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly known as Prince Andrew, and ex-ambassador to the U.S. Peter Mandelson, have only intensified the pressure on Congress to produce similarly dramatic impacts closer to home.

That means both Clintons will be put under a microscope for any potential transgression, whether it relates to the late financier's sex trafficking conviction or not.

"Obviously, the committee wants to see some people be held accountable," said Oversight Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) in an interview in advance of the high-profile depositions. The former president will testify Friday, and the former secretary of state Thursday, both in Chappaqua, New York.

Roughly 19 committee members are expected to be on hand for the depositions, and Comer said he suspected questions to focus on what interactions the couple had with Epstein -- in the White House or elsewhere.

"I think what you're seeing in Britain is, the charges against Prince Andrew and the former ambassador weren't sex-related crimes. They were more with respect to treason and selling secrets and things like that," he explained. "We were just fascinated how Epstein was able to surround himself with so many high-profile government figures, not just in the United States, but in other countries, so I think there will be a lot of questions."

Good afternoon!

Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes.

Update: Boy, Epstein must have been a fantastic dinner guest to earn so many high-profile dining partners.


Brende has acknowledged he dined with Epstein three times between 2018 and 2019 and communicated with him by email and text, but said he was "completely unaware" of his past criminal activity.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

2
ESPONJA!!1!!1!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (tljrc)

3 Good morning, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (W2Pud)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

5 Epstein... that's a jooo name innit?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (Kt19C)

6 Billy Gates.... trying hard as he can to play his "man card" and spits out a Joker.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:14 PM (jtM2q)

7 He should bring in a note from his mom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (c27kw)

8 We did nothing.. But Trump's a pedophile

Posted by: The Clintons at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

9 As with everyone on the left, they are always VERY SORRY that they got caught.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (zjgNU)

10 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.

As a devout Muslim, I am bound by the timeless rules of the Quran and example of Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. Who am I to say sex with a 9 year old girl is wrong, when the epitome of man did it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)

11 My Varney & Co trivia question got willowed - #272 on Monkus Threadus

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (QGaXH)

12 who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (+4yJ5)

13 Afternoon, Ace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)

14 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.
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I await suggestions from Clippy...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (XeU6L)

15 Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker and Banged Russian "Dates" Procured by Jeffrey Epstein

Billy boy, you don't have to tell us how sorry you are...we already know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (bFu5X)

16 I'm glad I've faded from memory enough that no one mentioned me in last threads discussion about Prius and funny alternate names...

Posted by: Reince Priebus at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (JCZqz)

17 The Bills are both very sorry they got caught but nothing happened and nothing will.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (vFG9F)

18 Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.
Posted by: NR Pax
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[looks in rearview mirror, at Win 7]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (XeU6L)

19 It depends on what the definition of "underage" is.
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I await suggestions from Clippy...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM


It looks like you're trying to bang a 12-yr-old...can I suggest some methods of self-deletion?

Posted by: Clippy at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

20 The SVR (Russian equivalent of the CIA) is very good at honeytrap operations.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (n1OCj)

21 They made one after Windows 7?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (c27kw)

22 Feeling any better today, ace?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (1Udfd)

23 Ooopsie 2.0


Still better than Windows 8.

Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (FhXTo)

24 Need more nicotine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (c27kw)

25 The untold story of Epstein is that this was also a visa fraud and illegal immigration scam.

There are many witness statements and hundreds of flights for girls from Russia, Poland, Belarus, Latvia, and ... you guess it ... Ukraine.

It was the usual: fake visas, phony asylum claims, and political fixers intervening to keep these yacht girls in the country.

https://tinyurl.com/37chvxmn

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

26 So how I understand this is to recognize that Elon Musk and countless others can spread their seed all around and no scandal.

The problem is that Ba'al Gates used the wrong pimp.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (NzX/y)

27 Good afternoon Ace!

Really fun to watch Gates' evil FINALLY biting him in the ass. I swear he lived to destroy people.

and that's just with the Win os!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

28 Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" ..."

Bill was going out with Christmas Jones too?

That two timing bitch ...

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (3sXRv)

29 The SVR (Russian equivalent of the CIA) is very good at honeytrap operations.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:19 PM (n1OCj)


Selling the prospect of pussy to a straight man isn't exactly hard work.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (Hx0tZ)

30 L.O. freaking L. Attending a programming camp? 1. No way in hell she knew anything about computers. Completely male dominated in early 2000s Russia. Like not even close. There were no women in St Petersburg State Universitys Programming Department (they call it a Faculty over there) in 2004 to 2005. Sociology, philology, economics, and law...that's where the women went.

Posted by: mishdog at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (3+j0o)

31 You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:22 PM (c27kw)

32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r

Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (RqMDa)

33
Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist" ..."

Bill was going out with Christmas Jones too?

That two timing bitch ...

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:21 PM (3sXRv)




So I guess Christmas DID come more than once per year...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

34 Nobody seems to be asking the truly relevant question:

Did Bill Gates pay Russian hookers to pee in his bed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (ESVrU)

35 12 who used the sordid secret to try to blackmail the billionaire Microsoft co-founder.

Epstein should have blackmailed him into making a version of Windows that doesn't suck.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (+4yJ5)

Windows 7 was the apex. Everything after that has been total ass.

Posted by: The enshittification continues apace at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

36 So his wife leaving him when these reports started to become public, what is his answer for that?

The depressing part of Epstein is this really was a 99% Democrat scandal, but somehow Trump got a part of the stink on him.

I know a guy that absolutely hated Biden and yet he's totally bought into "Trump is hiding things" with Epstein.

Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (CH8Rt)

37 Need more nicotine.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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I would suggest a caffiene/nicotine mix. Really gets the old thumper working.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (XeU6L)

38 Members of the committee, I know she's only 14 in these photos of her with me, but just look at that ass. Like, damn. She was ready. Tell me you guys wouldn't...hell, I know several of you HAVE.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, knowing his audience and explaining why the hearing is closed at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (JCZqz)

39
Gates either needed more swirlies as a kid, or fewer. Not sure which.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (zncNU)

40 A decade ago, we had an even bigger idiot than Bill:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Air Force general who was fired from command of U.S. land-based nuclear missile forces had engaged in “inappropriate behavior” while on official business in Russia last summer, including heavy drinking, rudeness to his hosts and associating with “suspect” women, according to an investigation report released Thursday.

How was I to know that the Russians would target me, just because I commanded all the American ICBMs?

Posted by: World's Dumbest General! at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (n1OCj)

41 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (lddk3)

42 We're Russian hookers responsible for Windows ME?

Posted by: mishdog at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (3+j0o)

43 Excuse me but who the hell cares about Bill Gates?

Really, he's just your standard sleezebag businessman who happens to be in the computer business.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (+rKuc)

44 Problem is, dees ho's always run their damn yaps, that's why ya gotta keep a strong pimp hand on these ho's and let them know it ain't their money, it's yo money.

Knowwhatimsayin?

Posted by: Silky Johnson at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (k1E2D)

45 Yeah - Gate is only sorry because he got caught and gave the clap to his wife, but mostly 'cause he got caught,.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (NgqoH)

46 Did Bill Gates pay Russian hookers to pee in his bed?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


in a Moscow hotel room? (if I remember the story correcly)

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (quOho)

47 Gates tries to portray these women as, I josh you not, a "nuclear physicist"

Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (diia5)

48 So is Gates trying to make it not look so sketch by telling us these weren't run of the mill hookers, these were high class hookers that have day jobs?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Pt3hn)

49 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM


O_o

Now I can never unsee that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

50 Bill Floodgates has got some 'splaining to do.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (Ys3Ta)

51 Oh wait is this why the troll was going hard on the pedo trump thing this morning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

52 Of course, these limited disclosures are designed to deflect from Gates' frequent visits to Pedo Island.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)

53 Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM


Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

54 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)

55 The main problem with a limited hangout is that you can only use it once.

This is about the 4th time for Gates, but here it is again -- OK, I cheated, and I knew Epstein. And I was at the Island. But I never met any "victims."

Sure Bill, sure.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (zncNU)

56 So.

Who gave him the STD?

The Chess Player or the Physicist?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (1Udfd)

57 Oh wait is this why the troll was going hard on the pedo trump thing this morning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
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AI Copilot trying to divert attention?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (ESVrU)

58 Epstein... that's a jooo name innit?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (Kt19C)


Puerto Rican. That's what "Welcome Back, Kotter" says anyways.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (/HDaX)

59 Really, he's just your standard sleezebag businessman who happens to be in the computer business with enough money power and influence to effect policy decisions on a global level and thinks himself to be a god.
Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:24 PM (+rKuc)


fify

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (Hx0tZ)

60 Members of the committee, I know she's only 14 in these photos of her with me, but just look at that ass. Like, damn. She was ready. Tell me you guys wouldn't...hell, I know several of you HAVE.
Posted by: Bill Clinton
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"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing..."

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (XeU6L)

61 >> Never met a high class hooker. What is that?


If you have to ask, you can't afford her.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (1Udfd)

62 32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (RqMDa)


:::squirt:::

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (k1E2D)

63 A lot people like Bill Gates needs to meet Pippa the Rippa's woodchipper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (utjax)

64 Who amongst us hasn't thought Denise Richards did not portray the very image of a nuclear physicist in The World is Not Enough? I'm incensed, incensed, that you would think otherwise~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:25 PM (diia5)

'Busty Nuclear Physicist' does not return any results besides Atomic Heart porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

65 Of course, these limited disclosures are designed to deflect from Gates' frequent visits to Pedo Island.

"Haven't I suffered enough?", to steal a page from our playbook.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM (quOho)

66 "Hey, I bought her a Schwinn Pixie bike, the pink one with those things on the handlebars. How was I to know?".

Bill Gates

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (gm9Sb)

67 I will say, I still have the hots for Anna Chapman, or at least the version of her in that dedicated sit-down interview she did. You can say a lot of things about the KGB, but they really knew how to select the hottest possible honeypot traps.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Ys3Ta)

68 Nothing says class like selling your ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (c27kw)

69 I am truly sorry for not having vaccinated all the african and indians! Yeah, and I am real sorry you have to see my large man boobs flip and flap with my erect nipples in the wind! Real sorry! I am also sorry Amy Conehead Barrett has collected all the african trophy children before I could! Fuck her!

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo with Man Boobs at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (hXJe5)

70 > How was I to know that the Russians would target me, just because I commanded all the American ICBMs?
---------
How about the retired fighter pilot who was arrested for training Chinese pilots in air combat tactics?

Oh, and he was familiar with the F-35 too.

That fucker needs to swing...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (jtM2q)

71 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)

72 Puerto Rican. That's what "Welcome Back, Kotter" says anyways.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 26, 2026 12:27 PM


Dear AoSHQ,

Please leave Juan out of this discussion.

/s/ Epstein's Mother

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

73 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss


$8000 an hour. The moose out front should have told'ya.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (diia5)

74 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (GPa4z)

75 It is hard to believe trips to Epstein Island were just to paid full to pal around with your BFF.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (lddk3)

76
And she looks like she's about 15. OK, 14 then. In fact I know she's 14, because I was dating her a year ago.

Posted by: Roland T Flackfizer at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (y9nCu)

77 The main problem with a limited hangout is that you can only use it once.

This is about the 4th time for Gates, but here it is again -- OK, I cheated, and I knew Epstein. And I was at the Island. But I never met any "victims."

Sure Bill, sure.
Posted by: bob
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Ah. You may be overlooking the 'I don't recall' gambit.

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

78 I thought Greta von Thule always looked 12?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (utjax)

79 He got it from the toilet seat.
It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

Posted by: Why does it hurt when I pee at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (+rKuc)

80 I for one support vaccinating all the indians and africans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (c27kw)

81 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)


:::squirt:::

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

82 I guess all these billionaires were building bunkers to keep the FBI out, not nuclear fallout.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (quOho)

83 I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

hmmm.... *scribbles note* sequel to "young einstein" in which young marie curie splits the nut atom.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (sGtp+)

84 >>Nothing says class like selling your ass.


Lease to Moan

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (1Udfd)

85 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

:::squirt:::

Posted by: William Wallace at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

86 32 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!
https://tinyurl.com/4nxxz25r
Posted by: anon2020


That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?

Worse the John Lennon choosing Yoko One over every hot chick on Earth.

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (Ys3Ta)

87 71 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)

That too, but they also know it is one of the few taboos left. Which sidenote was one of the things that always made the tranny grooming kids thing so baffling to me.

So, repeat repeat repeat and you tar just by repetition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y)

88 In too late to make the first Clippy joke...
Good morning, all.

Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (uXs/5)

89 Worse the = Worse than

Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (Ys3Ta)

90 Gates' "apology" was surely lawyer-written. It gives the impression of only two "affairs," but read carefully, he could have admitted to dozens or hundreds of bouts of adultery.

Posted by: Martin Tell at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (sFNX2)

91 Bill Gates admitting something as bad as these hooker relations is an attempt to front-run that something from coming out. So I assume someone threatened him, and or he had some other knowledge these wee going to be revealed.

I assume there is more to learn, but it will only be revealed if he is forced to come clean. But does anyone think this is all the bad stuff there is in Gates-world?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (DJGRv)

92 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)


Ooof, gross.

Posted by: Prince Edward at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (k1E2D)

93 54 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)
---
One that charges $1000/hr

Posted by: anon2020 at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (RqMDa)

94 Never met a high class hooker. What is that?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (c27kw)
________

Not $20. $2000.

These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

95 85 Yeah, but...Sophie Marceau...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:26 PM (bFu5X)

:::squirt:::
Posted by: William Wallace at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (k1E2D)

***glgghrejf***

Posted by: Stroked out Edward Longshanks at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (3sXRv)

96 Mila Antanova looks like a slightly less spergy Greta Thunberg. You sold your wife, life, and soul out for that? I guess money doesn't buy brains.

Posted by: DPICM at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (zt2eU)

97 I imagine Gates "affair" to be similar to that Goebbels scene in Inglorious Bastards

Posted by: Halfhand at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (5slMQ)

98 "I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit," Gates said in the town hall meeting Tuesday,
____

He's stealing our schtick!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz AND the Clintons at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (Dv3i1)

99 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ...

==

Absolutely. I do think though it was a bad political miscalculation that Trump tried to change course on just not releasing everything.

The reality is, Trump had zero to do with Epstein, it was clear they hated each other, but it gave his opponents a narrative.

The Epstein people on the Left are far worse than QAnon. The media just openly pretends that Trump was on pedo island and these charges have legitimacy.

Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (eIzlH)

100 "How about the retired fighter pilot who was arrested for training Chinese pilots in air combat tactics?"

He's not the first one.

The Chicoms must be offering some serious cash to turn these guys.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (+rKuc)

101 Money can't buy you ethics or class.

Exhibit A. Bill Gates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (utjax)

102 79 He got it from the toilet seat.
It jumped right up and grabbed his meat.
Posted by: Why does it hurt when I pee at February 26, 2026 12:30 PM (+rKu



Shoulda called Peterrooter right away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (i0Hi3)

103 18 [looks in rearview mirror, at Win 7]
Posted by: Mike Hammer


OK, a fair point.

(And before the ackshually crowd chimes in, I know Gates stepped down a while back. Turn off the autism and just enjoy the joke.)

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (+4yJ5)

104
I will say, I still have the hots for Anna Chapman, or at least the version of her in that dedicated sit-down interview she did. You can say a lot of things about the KGB, but they really knew how to select the hottest possible honeypot traps.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2026 12:28 PM (Ys3Ta)




Y'know, I always thought that zombie was a hawt Asian chick. Please tell me I was right...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (y9nCu)

105 I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

106 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
Posted by: Oglebay
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Meh. I used, and still use MS Basic.

Posted by: McMurphy at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

107 "Bill Clinton has maintained that he was an acquaintance of Epstein's but stopped communicating with him at least a decade before his arrest in 2019, and he has not been accused of wrongdoing."

Oh yeah? Is that a fact? Well that's easily fixed: I hereby accuse Bill Clinton of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (CKIwv)

108 Everyone who wanted this stuff buried is suspect.

Everyone.

Posted by: Release the Kraken! at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (mgmW3)

109
but somehow Trump got a part of the stink on him
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Oh yeah - "somehow".

It's called another billion dollar intelligence operation. It's not "somehow".

The intent of the operation (among other things) was to divide MAGA and Republicans as close to down the middle as anyone could.

But Trump very smartly saw it coming, recognized it, and thoroughly defused it, which had everyone shaking their heads one sunny day last year.

And yes this is what the defused version of the Epstein Trump Op looks like.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (wIg5s)

110 There hundreds of thousands of crippled indian women that got vaxxes from gates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (c27kw)

111 101 Money can't buy you ethics or class.

Posted by: Anna Puma


But it can buy you a capybara and enough land to raise it. Who doesn't like capybaras?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (+4yJ5)

112 "She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing..."
Posted by: McMurphy

You are thirteen, going on old-man peen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and don't tell
Wash my cock in the sink

Posted by: The Sound Of Pedophile Music at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

113 #metoo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (RIvkX)

114 74 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
---

The power of the monopoly. They had infinite DOS money, which they used to destroy anybody who might imperil their infinite DOS money.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (8/Qda)

115 105 I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

Might I suggest trying the Waffle House ...

Posted by: Eldrick Woods at February 26, 2026 12:34 PM (3sXRv)

116 Of all the events at which nothing will happen, nothing will happen the most in the depositions of Bill and Hillary.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (5aZAZ)

117 Capybara remind me of Democrats on the dole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (utjax)

118 Ok, well Sorry makes it all better sweetheart, you can just sleep in this morning instead of sweatin' to the oldies on my obstacle course.

Posted by: Every DI, Ever at February 26, 2026 12:35 PM (7Q0e+)

119 My question for multimillionaire Gates: why does he need more than 640K?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Y74bn)

120 This Mila chick has beady eyes and a perma-smirk. Might as well have just banged Boris Badenov and cut out the middlebroad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (BI5O2)

121 91 Bill Gates admitting something as bad as these hooker relations is an attempt to front-run that something from coming out. So I assume someone threatened him, and or he had some other knowledge these wee going to be revealed.

I assume there is more to learn, but it will only be revealed if he is forced to come clean. But does anyone think this is all the bad stuff there is in Gates-world?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 12:31 PM (DJGRv)

My money is on email about his plan to depoplate Africa via mosquito Bourne rna virus that makes you sterile.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (i0Hi3)

122 I read a great book that was a guide to gambling by Edwin Silberstang. Interestingly enough he included a chapter on Bridge. He included a story from a very high level Bridge player who asserted that he taught his partners what he was looking for. He wasn't looking for a high-level Bridge player, just one who would follow his directions.

And those directions included reading and sending subtle signals regarding what each player had in terms of cards. Touching a nose meant something, adjusting one's glasses signaled something else, etc. Its fascinating to think that even a genteel game could include such shenanigans.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

123 They will, as usual, blend perjury with strategic obfuscation.

Ace, you are far too young to be so cynical.

Besides, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (0sNs1)

124 She should have a hump with a face like that.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (c27kw)

125 illicit

adjective

Breaking social norms
Unlawful

* was this helpful? *

Posted by: Clippy at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (jtM2q)

126 Dang autocorrect - multi-billionaire.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 12:36 PM (Y74bn)

127 These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

A banking consulting firm I worked with had several on staff to help close deals.

They were a lot of fun. I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (9s47C)

128 It's not that Bill Gates had to pay for Antonova for sex, it's that she had to be paid to have sex with Bill Gates.

Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (k1E2D)

129 Capybaras are the camels of Rodentia. They don't spit, which is a plus

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

130
Who hasn't banged a couple of Russian hookers and caught the clap at least a couple of time in one lifetime?

Posted by: Who wants to be a millionaire? at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (IifOV)

131 Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (ehY6c)

132 My money is on email about his plan to depoplate Africa via mosquito Bourne rna virus that makes you sterile.
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Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

133 Posted by: Leupold at February 26, 2026 12:32 PM (eIzlH)

Yeah I can't speak to the not releasing stuff stuff. Trump will have his reasons and they will be good ones. He won't release them against those good reasons just to clear his own name. But whatever has gone on was planned for quite some time. It was supposed to be the New Russia and ruin his third term. And they want to make it his legacy and wrap it around us forever.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (wIg5s)

134 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:29 PM (wIg5s)


And the continuing hysteria over the name Epstein. OMG! This person was arrested, or resigned, over being associated with Epstein. Why haven't there been arrests and executions.

Well, because in most cases, there's exactly zero evidence of criminal activity. Seedy activity, yes, crimes, no. And, in the cases where crimes exist, they're financial.

But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

135 I'm so sick of Gates and those like him. I want them finished. Will this finish Gates? I doubt it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (fZiTB)

136 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
____

Free?

Posted by: Paternity Suit at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (Dv3i1)

137 "His former girl. Can't afford air con. Can't afford to travel to bridge.The richest man in the world is so cheap, his former bridge girl and toy, lives on a friends sofa."
Well, if she couldn't find someone else to take up the role of sugar daddy, she must not have been a very skilled whore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (0Htd1)

138 Imma surprised Bill didn't focus on Asian pussy. It would have made his dick look bigger.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

139 Donald Trump attracts attractive ladies.

Bill Gates attracts Eyegor in drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (utjax)

140 So he's not all bad?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (c27kw)

141 Do these billionaires just donate to left-wing causes like environmentalism so they have an excuse to ditch their wives, attend conferences, and score some Russian kept woman mish?

Answer: Mostly.
_________

Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -- to bang whores in foreign cities. It's like a Big Thing. Just go to any hotel bar and you'll see the ladies hovering around. The ultra-rich have other ways of procuring their whores.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

142 Gates was doinking so many “chess grand masters” he caught an STD, gave it to his wife and then secretly dosed her with an antibiotic that Epstein got him.

But yeah, nothing was done with forethought, devious intent or malice.

*makes ok sign*

Posted by: Vengeance at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic)

143
Bridge playing Russian hookers?

Right.............

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:39 PM (IifOV)

144 The power of the monopoly. They had infinite DOS money, which they used to destroy anybody who might imperil their infinite DOS money.

DR DOS was faster and better, compatible with everything that ran on MS-DOS

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (9s47C)

145 Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -- to bang whores in foreign cities. It's like a Big Thing.
---------------
No way.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (pZ64F)

146
Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)




I think I've seen this zombie film before....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

147 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

They chose this as the New Russia precisely because the name had all that power in it. The demented part is the name had all that power due to THEIR malfeasance and coverups. It's insanity but that's the mindfuck world we live in.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (wIg5s)

148 They've read all of those sad sack russian poets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (c27kw)

149 131 Nancy Mace to force a House vote of sexual misconduct report and harassment by congress members and staff. The wood chipper is no respecter of persons. Do it.
____

Comity!

Posted by: Congress at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

150 see update. WEF President and CEO resigns over Epstein ties.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

151 No yellow!

Posted by: Hunter B. at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)

152 Occasionally the thought flits through my mind that society will one day pay a price for its casual "it's only sex" ethos.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (GPa4z)

153 Resign?

Woodchipper

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (utjax)

154 That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?

Worse the John Lennon choosing Yoko One over every hot chick on Earth.
Posted by: zombie

To be fair (God, how did I get here?), average looking girls are often targeted for these kinds of things. They don't get much male attention, have low self-esteem and self-worth, so they're often easier to manipulate. And, unlike really hot girls that may get a lot of other suitors (and maybe wise up, or learn to blackmail the man), average looking girls may stay "loyal" longer.

Super hot girls know it, have options, and may be a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 26, 2026 12:41 PM (JCZqz)

155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
---------

Nothing rhymes with torpedo.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

156 That is seriously disturbing.

You have 50 billion dollars, and you choose to cheat with THAT?


I only buy middle school yearbooks for the articles.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (/nX+B)

157 Sharknado?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (c27kw)

158 The ultra-rich have other ways of procuring their whores.

Usually the local security teams on foreign travel certainly have an interesting Rolodex.

the ultra-rich always have a posse that includes someone who can arrange for local talent.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (nCgQz)

159 Vile
Nasty
Scum
Debauched
Evil

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

160 Epstein, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)

161 Don't hate me just because I'm just another example amongst thousands that every girl loves a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: billg@microsoft.com at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

162
Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)



Speedo

For those of you who now have the unfortunate mental picture of Billy Gates at the beach wearing Speedos... you're welcome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (y9nCu)

163 Fredo the torpedo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 12:43 PM (utjax)

164 Nevermind Bill Gates, Im hearing Hillary actually ate children

Any truth to this? because my inclination is to believe its true given shes a witch from hell

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (REq0p)

165 A goodly portion of the "Trump is a pedo" stuff, aside from being their final attempt to brand him with complete undisprovable bs, is "I just want to see the fucker deny it".

It’s also deflection from Ashley Biden. Half the lib NPCs conflate them to the point of saying “Trump showered with Ivanka when she was 13”.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (2xIZL)

166 This all just further proves Trump is protecting pedos!!
/s/ the entire left

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (HXT0k)

167 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper


Nothing's free when it comes to a 70 year old pud like that. Ask his ex.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (diia5)

168 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)

169 I thought herpes was the gift that keeps on giving?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (c27kw)

170
OUT: Word Economic Forum
IN: World Economic Foursome!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

171 "This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell -- could be a pivotal moment in this effort."


Does anybody actually believe that? LOL! They are naive fools.

Bill and Hillary will just lie, obfuscate and not be able to recall and that will be the end of that.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (GUOwU)

172 Not sure what to make of this -

X @willchamberlain
Everyone's buried the lede here.

It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

173 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
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Libido, Speedo, Toledo...

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (pZ64F)

174 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM


libido, lido and tuxedo.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (0sNs1)

175 So Alex Jones was more right than wrong about the world being run by Satanist pedophiles.

Posted by: Go figure at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)

176 Gates is a social retard. He should be allowing his lawyer(s) to speak for him. Instead, he spits out garbage that only makes him look worse, more stupid and evil.

But... yea, he's a certified genius for copying intellectual property from others and branding it as his own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (jtM2q)

177 155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
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Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)


Torpedoed by their own libido.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (i0Hi3)

178 Holy Toledo!
Here comes a torpedo!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)

179 "Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes."

I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

180 And the ghey frogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (c27kw)

181 155 Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist.
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Nothing rhymes with torpedo.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:42 PM (wIg5s)

Your Speedo

Posted by: Which I'd rather not contemplate at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

182 Turned on the local channel to check the weather (nice, but windy thank you), and natch right after the bill and hillary story of course they had to give some stupid "people say" thing about Trump missing from the Epstein files.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (n5tGW)

183 175 So Alex Jones was more right than wrong about the world being run by Satanist pedophiles.
Posted by: Go figure at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)



I know, right ...

Posted by: Cassandra at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (3sXRv)

184 Most people will be very surprised how common it is for business travelers -- all kinds of business travelers -
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Hey, don't forget us!

US Secret Service Cartagena scandal 'involved 20 women'

Posted by: Obama's Secret Service at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (XeU6L)

185 Torpedo?

The deck Lido.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at February 26, 2026 12:46 PM (jhJkx)

186 Your Speedo

Posted by: Which I'd rather not contemplate at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

Wouldn't take long

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (wIg5s)

187 "Another torpedo circled back and hit a globalist."
______________

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

188 179 "Update: Like I said, these people just arrange left-wing conferences to pork prostitutes."

I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

Don't care. They cavort in the muck, I don't much care which specific muck sticks to them.

Posted by: Hoist on their own petard at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)

189 Borge Brende was hiding in plain sight. He has angry pedophile written all over his face.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (EaLNz)

190 Everyone's buried the lede here.

It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

Is this the part of the movie where Harvey keitel says , "well someone's got to go to jail"?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (i0Hi3)

191 "This week's interviews of Bill and Hillary Clinton -- who are scheduled to testify to lawmakers under subpoena and behind closed doors about their relationships with Epstein and his convicted co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell

To show photos, laugh and swap stories of their own romps with Epstein's stable.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (9Hs2w)

192 More pedo

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (wIg5s)

193 Borge is properly spelled Børge.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (0sNs1)

194
Bill Gates consorted with many prostitutes. Despite his wealth, the women all called him things like "garden gnome" and "potato butt" when he was out of the room.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (VWtfl)

195 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Damnnn Blade ...

Though that should make comments of the week

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3sXRv)

196 Nothing rhymes with torpedo.

Speedo? Cheet-oh? Neat-o!

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:49 PM (aykVA)

197 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

Sex sells. Epstein’s real businesses were arms trafficking and money laundering, with yacht girls to make deals go smoother (and probably goats for the Muslims). But we’re far less likely to get much detail on those things.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 12:49 PM (2xIZL)

198 Well, I cosplayed as a Republican this morning and voted in the primary. Hopefully, Lord willing, when Cornyn loses his seat he won't suddenly decide that he no longer supports the SAVE Act.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

199 This is the story where the lede was buried -

X - @FoxNews
NEW: The FBI subpoenaed Kash Patel's and Susie Wiles' phone records in 2022 and 2023, when both were private citizens and as part of a federal probe into President Trump, Fox News has confirmed.

In a statement to Fox News, Patel called the move "outrageous and deeply alarming."

"It is outrageous and deeply alarming that the previous FBI leadership secretly subpoenaed my own phone records – along with those of now White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles – using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight," he said.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

200 Wasn't it said that his house was wired for sound and video?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (c27kw)

201 26 So how I understand this is to recognize that Elon Musk and countless others can spread their seed all around and no scandal.

Oh puhleeze, Elon Musk at least had the decency to get married 19 times, and have his 27 children be legitimate. Or however many times he's been married.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (0Htd1)

202
The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)

203 Microsoft was an amazing company. No culture, no products anyone liked, yet wildly successful.
__________

I used a Windows phone until '22, long after support ended. Liked the interface way more than Android or Apple. No apps, but that was just one less reason to be tied to your phone. Also considered MS slightly less evil than Google and Apple.

And I still use my Zune HD.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (XvL8K)

204 But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.

It's the story that trained all our attention on the very mundane world of international government corruption.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (aykVA)

205 Gates and Andrew, pouring pure ethanol on their own funeral pyres.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

206 Laser disc player?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM (c27kw)

207 I'd wager that, before long, it will come out that he was banging underage girls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

208 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Damnnn Blade ...

Though that should make comments of the week
Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 12:48 PM (3sXRv)
______

I can't take credit for that. It's from Spinal Tap ("Big Bottom").

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

209 167 Imagine having to pay big money to have a 4 have sex with you when as a billionaire you could have 8's, 9's and 10's lining up at your hotel door wanting to bang you. For free.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
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There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (5aZAZ)

210 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.
____

Have you tried our new "Racist Pedo" label ?

Posted by: Libs at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)

211 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (wIg5s)

212 libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.

Well, they did drive "nazi" into the ground.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (HTa/G)

213 DR DOS was faster and better, compatible with everything that ran on MS-DOS
---

Yup. And the Press all acknowledged this while saying "Still, you should stick with MS-DOS so you don't get fired."

The Tech Press in the '80s and '90s was just awful.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (8/Qda)

214 see update. WEF President and CEO resigns over Epstein ties.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)


this is what amazes me, the richest of the administrative elite plot to control the world, control who spends and who buys, forcing any who oppose them to be slain or bound as prisoners are; trampling the nations of man beneath their economic and social sovereignty. Their creation will be the unending control of the future and understanding of the past making the eternal present captive to their whims and plans. They plot to say who lives and dies, to darken the heavens and chain the oceans, and then they resign and try to commit suicide when it was found they were playing patty-cakes with a guy who owns an island and ran massive shadow banking system.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

215 And I still use my Zune HD.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:51 PM

I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (IifOV)

216 Gates wanted an airbourne Covid vax to be developed so that NOBODY could "opt out".
Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

There was a lot of that shit which is also getting forgotten. I remember I was in the breakroom and they had Colbert on. I was hustling through to avoid listening but caught him making a joke about using the military to catch, vaxx and release people like animals.

I really would have liked to have shot Colbert right then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)

217 These are the ladies of the night you will find in very expensive hotel bars, at very exclusive VIP events, and in the contacts list of very rich men. Prices start at $5k a night.

==

they are just working their way through law school

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (/M/4v)

218 Holy crap Mila Antonova looks like a 12 year old Greta Thunberg!

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (0Htd1)

219 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢

Posted by: Military Moron at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz)

220 Bill Gates Is Very, Very, Very Sorry He Inadvertently Consorted With a Convicted Child Trafficker

I now rate this as 100% true.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (8mulE)

221 I can't take credit for that. It's from Spinal Tap ("Big Bottom").
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand

Posted by: 'Nuff Said at February 26, 2026 12:53 PM (Dv3i1)

222 I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques.

As one co-worker put it. "I know how ugly I am. Any woman who starts flirting with me is more than likely a foreign agent."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:54 PM (+4yJ5)

223 There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (kHd4y)

224 The main problem with Bill Gates is the fact that he is so frigging rich. Many people are awe-struck over his billions, his huge success with Microsoft. His nerdy looks are a misconception, and it has allowed him to experiment with vaccines, attempting to "block out the sun", and other destructive notions because it is Bill Gates! Bill Gates!, the computer genius! He is just an ordinary person who has a junior-high sexual mentality who probably struck out with the girls in school and is making up for lost time.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (ycLNs)

225 I think the "nuclear physicist" was chiefly concerned with splitting the Nut Atom. (To borrow a joke from Empire of Jeff, I think.)

Wouldn't that be "bust the nut atom"?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (W6ZwL)

226 Doubt anything will come of it, but glad that it's causing the Clintons a modicum of distress. Goose, gander, assemblage.

And it can always be known that Bill and Hillary are part of the Pedo Cartel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

227 This was a lot easier with background videos still playing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (c27kw)

228 OUT: Word Economic Forum
IN: World Economic Foursome!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I'm in!!!

Posted by: Former Rep Katie Hill at February 26, 2026 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

229 Rupert Lowe sounds better than Trump.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (c27kw)

230 The libs are throwing around the label "Pedo" so much they're diluting it to the point of what their accusations of"racist" is now.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 26, 2026 12:50 PM (IifOV)


Racist used to mean "people who hate minorites"
Racist now means "people minorities hate"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

231 > US Secret Service Cartagena scandal 'involved 20 women'

That never got the full attention it deserved. Everyone basically focused on USSS stupidly having sex with prostitutes. Nobody I saw paid attention to the fact that prostitution in Cartagena is run by the cartels. USSS handed some of the most dangerous people on the planet inside access and blackmail opportunity for ongoing access.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (Yp6az)

232 223 There is no pussy on this earth that's free.

Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Yeah, no cost at all...

Posted by: Zombie Kobe Bryant at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

233 Flags ordered at half mast in Michigan today for The reverend Jackson.

Whitmer would pull down old glory if she had a bloody dump this morning.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (5z+pZ)

234 I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.
Posted by: Frank Barone
__________

And the monthly subscription included five MP3s that were yours to keep even if the subscription was cancelled.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (XvL8K)

235 And the continuing hysteria over the name Epstein. OMG! This person was arrested, or resigned, over being associated with Epstein. Why haven't there been arrests and executions.

Well, because in most cases, there's exactly zero evidence of criminal activity. Seedy activity, yes, crimes, no. And, in the cases where crimes exist, they're financial.

But everyone sees Epstein and their brain goes pedo, pedo, pedo, pedo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

Epstein sold access and information, the girls were just the side business to gather the access and information.

Some of the people in the files had nothing to do with the pedo activities, they were just people that happened to have an interaction with Epstein/Maxwell. It would be like being accused of being a pedo because you are friends with someone on Facebook who was arrested for kiddie porn. You were only "friends" because you went to the same elementary school 35 years prior and hadn't seen the guy in 30 years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (k1E2D)

236 Is he still dead?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (c27kw)

237 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢
Posted by: Military Moron
--------

I recall the security briefings where we were constantly reminded that breachs very often involved women and alcohol. After one such briefing I commented to the presenter that I most certainly had never compromised anything...but...on the other hand, I'd never been offered whiskey and women.

Turns out, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

238 Stand by for media narrative change: Out - everything in the Epstein files is true. In - nothing in the Epstein files is true unless it smears Trump.

All these scum bags are now admitting everything because they know there is no chance of prosecuting anybody for any of this.

So, please let the inter-webs move on to something else.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (9X60i)

239 138 Imma surprised Bill didn't focus on Asian pussy. It would have made his dick look bigger.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:38 PM (pZ64F)

Eric Fartwell - "That's my bag, baby - the Panda Express 5's are mine!".

Also, aren't their bottom teeth slanted? Might have been a turn off for Bill.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (9Ovst)

240 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?

Posted by: The Sniffer at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (oftw2)

241 Gates’s cheapness verified. My friend used to work as a limo driver at a very famous golf course in GA. He once said he drove Mr Gates from the airport to the course and back. Mr Gates did not offer a tip. The friend also said Mr Gates would not offer tips to the caddie either. It was also rumored that Mr Gates once made a hole in one and skipped out on buying drinks for everyone afterwards.

Posted by: Mark in SC at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (Vvo0d)

242 The Epstein Op worked better than anyone thought.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2026 01:01 PM (IivNP)

243 So far the left's response on Epstein is...

All these leftwing people were tricked, scammed, and scapegoated...BY DRUMPF!!!!

Who is the only real Epstein client!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

244 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)

245 I would have chased the rocket ship scientist.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (VyHk9)

246 What a horrible man. I wonder if any of his kids think he's a weirdo with sociopathic tendencies or the money makes up for that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (PFs9e)

247 Gates’s cheapness verified. My friend used to work as a limo driver at a very famous golf course in GA. He once said he drove Mr Gates from the airport to the course and back. Mr Gates did not offer a tip. The friend also said Mr Gates would not offer tips to the caddie either. It was also rumored that Mr Gates once made a hole in one and skipped out on buying drinks for everyone afterwards.
Posted by: Mark in SC at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (Vvo0d)


According to John Dvorak, Gates used to buy coach tickets on planes and then "allow" himself to be upgraded to 1st class by the airlines.
This ended after he got hit with a cream pie.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

248 Afternoon Ace.
Wonder if Hillary has killed any of the Republicans yet .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (HYqoK)

249 how good could the snatch have been? Alas Windows never dumped Solitaire for Bridge

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2026 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

250 so, just dining with Epstein a couple times, over the period of a year or so, is damning enough to make a person have to resign as the head of WEF? I would think it would take something big, something really important, to make someone let go of something as prestigious and powerful as being the President and CEO of this organization.

But all he did was have dinner a couple of times. Uh huh. I'm not sure I really want to know all the things these people did, with or because of, or in service to Epstein.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (nz1sK)

251 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)


Step 1: Do a lot of mission critical work for the CIA
Step 2: Know enough to seriously damage the CIA if brought to trial for anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)

252 Whiskey and women almost wrecked my life.
If it wasn't for whiskey and women,
I'd have money today.

Posted by: Skid Row Stanley at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

253 Everybody knows this is an admission of a Mann Act criminal violation, right?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (pk0sF)

254 Those poor Russian hookers. Forced to touch Bill!

Posted by: RandomDave at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (aJQbY)

255 how good could the snatch have been? Alas Windows never dumped Solitaire for Bridge
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2026 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

It must have been the elusive snapping pussy

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (G00x4)

256 Except for trophy hunters who go after NBA types.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 12:55 PM (kHd4y)
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Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (5aZAZ)

257 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:07 PM (5aZAZ)

I thought one paid these broads to just go away?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (9Ovst)

258 Mann Act? Is that the one with the stately lions and immortal porpoises?

Posted by: 101 Jokes For All Occasions at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)

259 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
----------------
You pay them to go away. Duh.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (pZ64F)

260 I suspect the WEF slimefuck was involved with financial scams, and not sex, but we'll see. Eurotrash elites have their own local prostitution and sex-ring networks. They don't need Epstein for that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)


And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

261 George Best : I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars . The rest I squandered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (HYqoK)

262 Im not a fan of tipping either. But im not as rich as Bill Gates. Who is only super duper rich because IBM wouldn't pay Gates a lump sum for DOS and instead only paid per unit installation on what they thought would be a limited run of machines.
Boy were they wrong.
Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.
It's disgusting.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (VyHk9)

263 You pay them to go away. Duh.

==

that's what I thought!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (/M/4v)

264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (+nEug)

265 The Chess Player or the Physicist?

So, that whole Chest Player thing, exactly what kind of boob action is that?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (0Htd1)

266 258 Mann Act? Is that the one with the stately lions and immortal porpoises?
Posted by: 101 Jokes For All Occasions at February 26, 2026 01:08 PM (oftw2)

The Mann Act is when you have scientific data that conflicts with your (alarmist) hypothesis and/or model and thus you "hide the decline" in order to make the nu-data "fit" your model.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (9Ovst)

267 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?
Posted by: The Sniffer at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (oftw2)
====

They used to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (RIvkX)

268 259 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO
----------------
You pay them to go away. Duh.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (pZ64F)
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Yes, hence my original comment that there is no pussy on earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (5aZAZ)

269 246 What a horrible man. I wonder if any of his kids think he's a weirdo with sociopathic tendencies or the money makes up for that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Given that they will be inheriting about $1 billion each that probably makes up for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (+4yJ5)

270 252 Whiskey and women almost wrecked my life.
If it wasn't for whiskey and women,
I'd have money today.
Posted by: Skid Row Stanley at February 26, 2026 01:05 PM (oftw2)

Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (3sXRv)

271 234 I loved Zune. So much better and easier to use than that damned Apple Itunes.
Posted by: Frank Barone
__________

And the monthly subscription included five MP3s that were yours to keep even if the subscription was cancelled.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 12:59 PM (XvL8K)

Learned very quickly to burn everything to a physical CD wav file once all of my LEGAL Napster tunes all of a sudden stopped working when the DRM was removed from them. I haven't bought a song on Itunes in years and burn all my music from Youtube and the local library.

:::inserts .gif of black dude pointing at his head:::

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (k1E2D)

272 I sure hope no one wins. Is India gonna put up with this lying down?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (c27kw)

273 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.


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hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)

274 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (+nEug)

Yup, and a lot of that military equipment the Taliban is sending to the Pakistani border looks awfully familiar.

https://x.com/RealestMercury/status/2027064582527713379

Gee, wonder where they got that US gear from?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (9Ovst)

275 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had

Rooting for huge casualties on both sides.

Posted by: Inshallah! at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (oftw2)

276 Back in the day, I was stationed for 4 years at NAS Moffett Field in Mountain View, CA. There was a Russian consulate in San Francisco at the time. There were KGB all over the Bay Area looking for information. We were repeatedly warned about them. Never was approached by a honey pot, darn it.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

277 275 264 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had

Rooting for huge casualties on both sides.
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Hopefully, it lasts for years. Anyway....

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (pZ64F)

278 hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??
Posted by: runner


Seems like a waste of money.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (diia5)

279 Racist used to mean "people who hate minorites"
Racist now means "people minorities hate"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

We would have also accepted people who disagree with the Left

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (wIg5s)

280 261 George Best : I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars . The rest I squandered
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM (HYqoK)

That's what I get for stepping away for a moment.

Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money
Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (3sXRv)

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:13 PM (3sXRv)

281 War breaking out. Let them fight.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (ehY6c)

282 240 Do Russki prostitutes reek of cheap perfume and borscht?

is trick question. cheap perfume is borshch.

Posted by: anastasiya at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (sGtp+)

283 hmm...any chance Pakistan nukes Afghanistan ??
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 01:12 PM (/M/4v)
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Bomb them forward to the Stone Age? I doubt they'd want to do them that much of a favor.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:14 PM (5aZAZ)

284 Those things look like MRAPs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (c27kw)

285 Yes, hence my original comment that there is no pussy on earth that's free.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (5aZAZ)

Well I have a pretty open schedule

Posted by: Jonah G. at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (wIg5s)

286
And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

287 Url shorteners are your friends.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (c27kw)

288 You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
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Yep. CA really, really, really sucks.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (pZ64F)

289 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)
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Bring her back!

https://tinyurl.com/yrteb9wh

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (plFPI)

290 Well I have a pretty open schedule
Posted by: Jonah G. at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (wIg5s)
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I lol'd

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (5aZAZ)

291 Pakistan has oblitered eastern Afghanistan, causing fives of dollars in damages.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (pduCL)

292 Trafficking women to no one is highly proffitabe. How does that work?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (c27kw)


'Prince' Andrew and Lord Mendelson weren't arrested for sex crimes. You know what's really, really profitable? Investing in something that the government will announce next week to be getting a huge amount of tax dollars.

No trafficking of girls required.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

293 You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

But are they conversant in Thermo Nuclear Warhead design?

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (3sXRv)

294 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 01:10 PM


A plague on both their houses.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (bFu5X)

295 I honestly believe that the public's overwhelming fascination with the "sex-capade" aspect of the Epstein matter is exactly what The Powers That Be are praying continues. As horrible as it is, the girls were just party favors for clients. The real story is about money. Epstein's business was about moving/hiding/washing large sums of money for his clients. That's the information that will bring down banks and governments. And that's the information they hope to distract attention form with lurid tales of sex.

Posted by: lxim at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (rH8/3)

296 Do you actually think even those women just put out and then go away? LMFAO

Years ago, this one woman was interviewed by some sports oriented channel in response to several NBA players, trying to explain their infidelity, that there are indeed a number of 9's and 10's who seek out these high status players at away games who want to add to their sexual résumé high profile men.

And yes, there are some women who get knocked up by these guys and then seek paternity payoffs. (which is what kicked off the discussions on Side Line Hotties back in the 80s and 90s)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 01:17 PM (kHd4y)

297 Can we haz panoramic view turdworldfuckstains?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (c27kw)

298 Birds, booze, and fast cars ...other than that I wasted my money
Posted by: zombie Georgie Best
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Henry Manney, commenting on the E-type Jag: "The greatest crumpet-catcher known to man"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

299

"All Trump had to do was call it a hoax and Dems let their TDS override their protection racket. "

It's a shame people think he's a moron. LOL.

"War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan."

Can you imagine the body odor stank. Woof.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (et1vG)

300 Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.

L-I-N-U-X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (ExV1e)

301 Wait...is Itunes still a thing? Spotify is free.
And get off my lawn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)

302 War breaking out between Pakistan and Afghanistan.
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Just great. Roberts just took away Trump's ability to use tariffs to negotiate a cease fire.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)

303 272 I sure hope no one wins. Is India gonna put up with this lying down?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:11 PM (c27kw)

It would be nice to see a 3 Way Dance for the Shitbag World Championship belt.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (k1E2D)

304 "A plague on both their houses"

Is that an order?

Posted by: Fauci's Chinese Bioweapons Lab at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (pduCL)

305 The real story is about money. Epstein's business was about moving/hiding/washing large sums of money for his clients. That's the information that will bring down banks and governments. And that's the information they hope to distract attention form with lurid tales of sex.
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Bingo. Its like 'investigative journalists' don't want to investigate. I wonder why?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (pZ64F)

306 There once was a fellow from Redmomd
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (zncNU)

307 Henry Manney, commenting on the E-type Jag: "The greatest crumpet-catcher known to man"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

He's not wrong ...

Posted by: zombie Georgie Best at February 26, 2026 01:19 PM (3sXRv)

308

There's a guy on X named Dave Collum, smart dude.

Don't scroll his feed before going to sleep.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (et1vG)

309 200 Wasn't it said that his house was wired for sound and video?

these days he'd just use bluetooth

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (sGtp+)

310 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (Pt3hn)

311 Nood. FBI.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

312 Windows 7 was the apex. Everything after that has been total ass.
Posted by: The enshittification continues apace at February 26, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

I agree!

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (fYhK6)

313 Apparently, war broke out between Lauren Boebert and Hillary Clinton today, as well, during that hag's testimony on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (Y1sOo)

314 300 Now WE have to pay a yearly subscription or figure out work arounds while Gates figures out reach arounds.

L-I-N-U-X.


nothing bad could ever happen to that

Posted by: systemd is getting larger at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (sGtp+)

315 Marjorie Wallace was Miss USA and later Miss World. While she was in London, she "dated" Tom Jones, George Best, and race car driver Peter Revson. Revson was married, so that caused a scandal and Marjorie became the first beauty queen to be dethroned, decrowned, or whatever it is that they do to pageant winners.

Posted by: Hot Blonde Follies. at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (oftw2)

316 You don't say.

>>"I think what you're seeing in Britain is, the charges against Prince Andrew and the former ambassador weren't sex-related crimes. They were more with respect to treason and selling secrets and things like that," he explained.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)

317 289 Denise Richards did not convince me of her nuclear scientist bona fides.

Totally believe she piloted a giant starship to go fight bugs, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 26, 2026 12:44 PM (6ydKt)
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Bring her back!

https://tinyurl.com/yrteb9wh
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:16 PM (plFPI)

She was hot back in the day. She turned 54 on Feb 17.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (fYhK6)

318 Good, everyone's running upstairs--

Help, Horde! I got a call this morning from (turns out to be) a medical transport company in S. Idaho-- missed the call--

I think BIL is on his way here! Aw, sh!t...

Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (rdVOm)

319 286
And I'm sure that you can still get underage stuff in Cuba, possibly other areas of South America, and most of Asia.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

You can go to LA where the prostitutes ply their trade on the street and there are underage girls there today, sadly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:15 PM (Pt3hn)

You can find that in every town in the US sadly. Plenty of illegals using the drug trade to finance the ho bidness.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (k1E2D)

320 "Which is what kicked off the discussion of sideline hotties back in the 80s and 90s"

Well, not to brag, but I might have had a little to do with that discussion in the 90s.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (pduCL)

321 "However, one of Gates' main advisers and confidants, Boris Nikolic, introduced her to Epstein in 2013..."

CKGSB, Cheung King Graduate School of Business,
Trans-Siberian to Startup: How Boris Nikolic Found His Path in Cleantech

Life at CKGSB
2014 Intake
Politics
Business

Fascinating. "In January 2011, he took up a job at the mayor' office in Belgrade."

(Note: Serbia became a Global Peace Operations Initiative (GPOI) partner, receiving security assistance for peacekeeping, and, in July, aided the U.S. by resettling two former Guantanamo detainees in 2011.)

Then he traveled and finally decided to pursue an MBA in China, where he did research on wind and solar power.
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Database notion site
Boris Nikolic, Physician

"House Oversight emails show Nikolic was part of Jeffrey Epstein's social and networking circle from at least 2012 through 2019, serving as a bridge between Epstein, Bill Gates, European media elites, and global political networks.
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Sounds like a bunch of spies. 🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (NFX2v)

322 imho, Bill Gates deserves everything he gets after his malaria operations in other countries. (And the old lady isn't faultless either.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (NFX2v)

323 Is it a secret that Davos is flooded with high-priced hookers every time the "World Economic Forum" comes around?
WEF...the Whore Employment Foundation.

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (gAuAm)

324 Other than a pervert, Borge looks like a very mean man who would look comfortable in a SS uniform.

I still want to know how Gates was going to secretly give Melinda antibiotics. Empty capsule in her OJ? Sedate her and inject her hip?

Pretend they are love pills..."Honey, I got these pills which promise tantric sex. Sting recommends it! You can achieve this but without all the yoga."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (WONhk)

325 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (RHGPo)

326 I was a pretty critical commander in an area heavily targeted for Russian collection activity. I was briefed about honeypots and other collection techniques. I was ready...

I never got my Anna Chapman 😢
Posted by: Military Moron
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I recall the security briefings where we were constantly reminded that breachs very often involved women and alcohol. After one such briefing I commented to the presenter that I most certainly had never compromised anything...but...on the other hand, I'd never been offered whiskey and women.

Turns out, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

Read a memoir of a Soviet GRU spy who once had a car collision with someone in Austria and exchanged contact information found out the dude worked at a major NATO base in Italy. Sadly for the spy, they were forbidden by Moscow to continue with this one guy, but his boss told him that hitting his car on purpose would be a good way to make a contact and the agency would pay for the damages.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)

327 Boebert is better looking on her worst day than Hillary on her best ever day.

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 03:09 PM (3IEWI)

328 Who did Gates bang other than Natasha Fatale? How about Boris or Fearless Leader?

Posted by: Bill been bad at February 26, 2026 03:42 PM (fKeBm)

329 Hillary can't remember anything except wiping Bill's hard drive

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at February 26, 2026 04:15 PM (BGV86)

330 Gates wants to control your child's future and Carrier

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 05:56 PM (wGqjj)

331 I might be wrong about this, but didn't someone do a story a couple of years ago about how busy escort services were during Davos? Again, not sure that's 100 percent accurate but seem to remember reading that.

Posted by: James Varney at February 27, 2026 12:17 PM (BFhXu)

The Morning Rant: The Biggest Boondoggle In History?

punk-monkey.jpg

The maniacal push for total conversion of our transportation network to EVs is part of the now-discredited and equally insane Global Warming/Climate Change power and money grab. At its heart it is two things: the first is raw, naked power. The elites want to control us, and transportation is a huge part of the modern world. The second is the degradation of our standard of living. EVs are inherently shorter range, more expensive, and more difficult to recharge on the go, so that will keep us closer to home...that mythical 15 minute city!

Sounds like socialism to me, because it is. And like socialism, it is failing because of that pesky little thing that guides civilizations' economic decisions....the market. Or Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand," which is merely the sum of all of the billions of individual decisions made by us for our own benefit.

But central planning, one of the tenets of power-mad socialists, ignores those individuals and instead decides what demand for goods should be. For economics geeks there is even a law -- Say's Law -- that suggests that supply can drive demand. But real-world evidence says that is mostly incorrect, and the socialists don't understand that law anyway.

So the mad push for EVs by automobile companies assumed that if they built those cars, no matter how expensive and inconvenient and dangerous (Lithium battery fires for the win!) they are, American consumers would buy them because...uh...reasons!

Those "reasons" can be distilled into one thing...worship at The Sustainable Organic Church Of The Carbon Apocalypse, which is Buck Throckmorton's brilliant term for the factless faith in EVs, renewable energy, a carbonless future, and unicorns!

Sadly, this hysterical conviction has spread to the C suites of our automobile manufacturers, and they fought the immutable laws of economics for years, until they simply ran out of other people's money...mainly their investors'!

Are EVs The Biggest Boondoggle In Human History?

hen Stellantis last week announced it was writing down $26 billion, the CEO of the car company that now owns Chrysler, Antonio Filosa, said it was “part of a decisive process we started in 2025 to once again make our customers and their preferences our guiding star.”

Which begs the question: What was Stellantis’ guiding star before if not its own customers?

For that matter, who or what has been guiding General Motors (which announced a $7.6 billion writedown last month), Ford ($19.5 billion), and other automakers that’ve written down a total of $140 billion in just the past three years?

Anyone who has followed the auto industry over the past decade knows the answer. All of these losses are the result of automakers chasing the phantom known as “zero emission” cars.


Those losses are staggering, and while I would suggest that the Soviet Union's grand experiment with socialism was a more comprehensive economic boondoggle, EVs are definitely in the conversation; the arrogance and stupidity of the automobile manufacturers' executives is certainly on par with the central committee of the Soviets!

There is some welcome news here. What the experience with the EV debacle shows is that consumers are still in the driver’s seat – no pun intended.

And now we find the crux of the problem. Consumers are ALWAYS in the driver's seat. Companies that provide what customers want are usually successful. Companies that lose sight of that axiomatic economic rule are rarely successful.

It's simple really. Free markets are successful for exactly that reason, and command economies will always fail because it is almost impossible to predict and guide demand through supply. I say "almost," because of course demand for EVs can be created by destroying the market for alternatives, but that is an economy-crushing behavior, and one that we see being played out in other countries.

Experimenting with people's economic lives rarely turns out well, and America's astounding economic success is a result of mostly avoiding that temptation!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Primus

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (zjgNU)

2 And: MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (zjgNU)

3
ESPONJA!11!11!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (tljrc)

4 ALrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (tj6OY)

5 > The second is the degradation of our standard of living. EVs are inherently shorter range, more expensive, and more difficult to recharge on the go, so that will keep us closer to home...that mythical 15 minute city!
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A mobile society is difficult to subjugate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (jtM2q)

6 Hard to say which is bigger.


Covid was a harder hysteria and insanity in a smaller timeframe.

The climate bullshit has been a more enduring and pervasive one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (bss/y)

7 "The Morning Rant: The Biggest Boondoggle In History?"
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I wouldn't say The Rant is that bad. It has its ups and downs, but still.

Posted by: Another Anon at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (4h45B)

8 Boondoggle?
That's racist.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (Kt19C)

9 EVs are the biggest boondoggle in human history SO FAR.

However, that's also because we have so much more money. It's like how every bad hurricane is the most destructive hurricane ever... because we have so much more stuff in the way for it to destroy.

If we get to a boondoggle that's so bad that it knocks us out of the industrial age... THEN it will be the biggest boondoggle in human history. Until then, it's always just the biggest so far.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:03 AM (zjgNU)

10 They put out another super secret podcast yesterday. Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:03 AM (c27kw)

11 Who was the fella that said "a sucker is born every minute"?

From the taxpayers to the customer to the chinese slave labor to the battery fires...

Posted by: EV's Are A Swindle at February 26, 2026 11:04 AM (hXJe5)

12 Booncession!

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

13 The Circus guy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:04 AM (c27kw)

14 EVs suck balls.

The entire push to unseat the internal combustion engine when it's at the height of its efficacy curve was a retarded attempt at social engineering to better control the movements of the populace and nothing more.

It never made sense unless you think of the idea that the government would really love it if we weren't able to drive more than about 200 miles at a time and never really get far from home because it's too much of a pain in the ass to travel.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (5aZAZ)

15 >9 EVs are the biggest boondoggle in human history SO FAR.

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Net Zero Retards at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (NgqoH)

16 The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.

Posted by: Change my mind at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Companies that provide what customers want are usually successful. Companies that lose sight of that axiomatic economic rule are rarely successful.

The problem is that the companies keep hiring people who are certain that they can make reality bend to their will and make people buy the shiny new product.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (+4yJ5)

18 P.T. Barnum.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (c27kw)

19 I really wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (cxFcK)

20 Amusingly the same oligarchs that funded global warming now see the opportunity to get more wealth and power with AI and are dropping the push for global warming crap and this...THIS...is what might finally kill it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)

21 16 The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.
Posted by: Change my mind at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)

It really has grown on me though. Once you see it as a Halo warthog, it starts seeming a lot cooler.

It is something about the tires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (bss/y)

22 Of note, there are some frightening people who think that AI can alleviate the knowledge problem of socialism. (See: F. A. Hayek)

They think that with enough computing power, centralization of all decisions will be possible.

It's hubris, and hubris ALWAYS leads to nemesis. (Or, in more recent terms: The gods of the Copybook Headings)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (zjgNU)

23 Now do recycling.

Posted by: It's a religion at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)

24 "Experimenting with people's economic lives rarely turns out well, and America's astounding economic success is a result of mostly avoiding that temptation!"

Big media and Madison Ave. would beg to differ.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 11:07 AM (Y8DZL)

25
The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.

Posted by: Change my mind at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM


how soon until we start seeing them up on cinder blocks in front of a double-wide?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 11:08 AM (tljrc)

26 EVs suck balls.

The entire push to unseat the internal combustion engine when it's at the height of its efficacy curve was a retarded attempt at social engineering to better control the movements of the populace and nothing more.

It never made sense unless you think of the idea that the government would really love it if we weren't able to drive more than about 200 miles at a time and never really get far from home because it's too much of a pain in the ass to travel.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (5aZAZ)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 11:08 AM (snZF9)

27 In the middle, it's not fraud. It's a purposeful operation to kill the Western economies. The goal was and is to eliminate actual free markets and Republics. Those that are able to program this insanity want to be the world-striding aristocrats . Fraud -> revolution -> Fraud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 11:08 AM (diia5)

28 If the cybertruck had the ability to generate its own power.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:09 AM (c27kw)

29 They think that with enough computing power, centralization of all decisions will be possible.

It's hubris, and hubris ALWAYS leads to nemesis. (Or, in more recent terms: The gods of the Copybook Headings)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (zjgNU)
----
This was the essence behind Isaac Asimov's "psychohistory."

While you couldn't predict a single individual's behavior, with a sufficiently large dataset, you could steer the masses of humanity in a desired direction.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 11:09 AM (ESVrU)

30 Those CEOs were fighting not only the laws of economics, but the laws of physics as well. That's always a losing proposition. Idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (U7oUJ)

31 The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.

Posted by: Change my mind at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (2Ez/1)


Some dude put a Hemi in one. I'm thinking it probably weighed a hell of a lot less. The mods to do that must have been epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (snZF9)

32 Or Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand," which is merely the sum of all of the billions of individual decisions made by us for our own benefit.

But central planning,...


Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand"- i.e. "Gosh! It's what the market wanted!" makes a lot more sense to me if you think of him as a group of Malthusian Luciferians.

There's a lot more money to be made from an abundant, thriving society of healthy citizens, food, medicine, etc., but the "free market" never seems to decide in our favor, does it? That's odd.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (w4PfG)

33 I think in the larger sense, it is an inversion of World War II Strategic Bombing Survey towards Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. Applied to America.

To deny the ability to wage war, or even more importantly to mount a defense - by destroying key “choke points” in an economy.

The attacks on coal, petroleum, gas & oil - energy. There is absolutely no viable alternative on the horizon. Nuclear energy held a lot of promise. But effectively neutered.

For all that, I doubt there is a single ball bearing manufacturer in the U.S.A. It’s all really just a little too convenient, ain’t it?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (yfFl/)

34 Now do recycling.
----

Yes, its another example of exerting *control* of people for the pure sake of power. It was never about the environment, and I believe that a LOT of the stories that say "We followed the recycle trucks after pickup and they just dump the recycle stuff at the same dump as the other trash" are TRUE.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (TN0g+)

35 Here's an idle observation:

I (and many others here) have noted that we NEVER had the power generation to support a move to full EVs. (Among the multiple problems with EVs).

The foolish car makers didn't take note of the fact that ZERO governmental authorities (or quasi-governmental power companies) made any effort to increase power generation to support this "transition." IF they had smart people on their staff, the car makers could have realized their efforts were doomed.

HOWEVER, now that AI needs massive amounts of power for it's server farms err.. "data centers", governments are falling all over themselves to build more power generation.

Government REALLY wants the power of AI. For what purpose? (Hopefully they're just as wrong about the future potential of AI for their aims, but we're going to find out.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (zjgNU)

36 Say's law isn't about a given good creating demand for itself, but that the supply of one good is the source of purchasing power, ie demand, for another good. So universal oversupply isn't possible, while local/good-specific oversupply is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (okun6)

37 Some dude put a Hemi in one. I'm thinking it probably weighed a hell of a lot less. The mods to do that must have been epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Twin smokestacks, I hope? That would be pretty awesome.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (w4PfG)

38 For all that, I doubt there is a single ball bearing manufacturer in the U.S.A. It’s all really just a little too convenient, ain’t it?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (yfFl/)

NAFTA hit about the same time as the genesis of the global warmening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)

39 I really wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM


For humanity's sake, I hope so.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (bFu5X)

40 After they sort the recycling the belt went to the trash can. Most of these sorters disappeared in these parts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:12 AM (c27kw)

41 As for taking a laughably bad idea to its ultimate terrible absurdity, the adoption of EVs as SCHOOL BUSES takes the cake. Thankfully the Biden-era idea to take that one step further and adopt them for the battlefield has been scuttled...for now.

Posted by: Crusader at February 26, 2026 11:13 AM (TN0g+)

42 You are correct. And by the way, tariffs are also one of the tools of the central planner.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 26, 2026 11:13 AM (+48wn)

43 I would never own an EV, but if I did, it would be a cyber truck.

But as noted, I’ll never own an EV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 11:14 AM (vgwWi)

44 Meanwhile, fascism is unfolding in Kansas for the millions of transgender drivers in the state.

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Of course isn’t just driving. It’s voting. Working. Travelling. Picking up a package. Applying for credit. Applying for a job. Renting a room. Filling prescriptions. Visiting loved ones in the hospital. Not expired either, but legally invalid.


The Kansas legislature passed a bill saying that your driver's license is invalid unless your actual sex is on the driver's license, not your made-up sex. The governor vetoed the bill, but the legislature overrode the veto.

Kansas DMV sent out letters to the trannies saying their driver's licenses are invalid, as of today, and that you have to get a new driver's license corresponding to your actual sex.

Literally Hitler.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 11:14 AM (n1OCj)

45 We can't advance until the sun comes out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:14 AM (c27kw)

46 Whatever happened to the Moron who used to comment as "Adam Smith's Pimp Hand"?

Posted by: pookysgirl might be misremembering at February 26, 2026 11:15 AM (Wt5PA)

47 I recently bought a Honda Civic hybrid. It may be the best car I've ever driven. Fifty miles per gallon. Unbelievable tech that I'm still learning. Two hundred hp, zero to sixty in 6.4 sec.

Point being, this hybrid technology might be the only glimmer of a dividend I get from climate hysteria. Honestly, it wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 11:15 AM (cxFcK)

48 I still say: Diesel generator, electric motors. Cybertruck platform might be the best to try it on. Generator just runs to top off battery (which can e smaller since it is fed.) You get all the benefits of the electric motors with the range of a diesel. Might have to figure out if the fuel tank has to go in the bed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:16 AM (bss/y)

49 A mobile society is difficult to subjugate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

tee hee

Posted by: 2026 govt mandated kill switch at February 26, 2026 11:16 AM (L1v+w)

50 If the cybertruck had the ability to generate its own power.
Posted by: Boss Moss


So, whatchur sayin' is a mini nuke, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 11:16 AM (diia5)

51 Kansas DMV sent out letters to the trannies saying their driver's licenses are invalid, as of today, and that you have to get a new driver's license corresponding to your actual sex.
_____

Wow, millions of KS drivers suddenly not able to drive. That might make commutes a little easier though. I'm torn.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 11:16 AM (Dv3i1)

52 As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse

They should have kept their hands off of kids.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 11:17 AM (+4yJ5)

53 The Kansas legislature passed a bill saying that your driver's license is invalid unless your actual sex is on the driver's license, not your made-up sex. The governor vetoed the bill, but the legislature overrode the veto.

Somebody noted on X that for red states that are worried about blue state refugees moving to their states and continuing to vote for stupid blue state policies, that passing largely symbolic laws like this are important.

Hopefully these laws will serve as garlic to the blue state vampires considering a move.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (n1OCj)

54 For all that, I doubt there is a single ball bearing manufacturer in the U.S.A. It’s all really just a little too convenient, ain’t it?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (yfFl/)

I have to deal with shit tons of different bearings with the harley. Occasionally I still see USA bearings. Usually the timken company, but its getting scarcer over the years. We'll use japanese bearings if we can't get USA. China ones go straight into the trash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (snZF9)

55 Obligatory:

I saw Malthusian Luciferians open for MegaDeath at the Orpheum in 1984 ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (3sXRv)

56 Kansa is a schizophrenic state.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)

57 Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand"- i.e. "Gosh! It's what the market wanted!" makes a lot more sense to me if you think of him as a group of Malthusian Luciferians.

There's a lot more money to be made from an abundant, thriving society of healthy citizens, food, medicine, etc., but the "free market" never seems to decide in our favor, does it? That's odd.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:10 AM (w4PfG)

Can someone translate this for me?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:19 AM (zjgNU)

58 Kansas.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:19 AM (pDt9x)

59 Give up your car and use public transportation, they said. Your carbon footprint will be much better, and life will be so much better, they said. 15 Minute Cities are the Way of the Future!!

Uhhhhh. . .?

https://tinyurl.com/2wp64ap6

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:20 AM (tj6OY)

60 If the cybertruck had the ability to generate its own power.
Posted by: Boss Moss


The wind-powered clippertruck.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:20 AM (w4PfG)

61 56 Kansa is a schizophrenic state.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (pDt9x)

Heh. Try Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:20 AM (bss/y)

62 >>I saw Malthusian Luciferians open for MegaDeath at the Orpheum in 1984 ...


Was that the one where Stabbing Westward was originally meant to open, but ended up touring with Catherine Wheel instead?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (tj6OY)

63 I guess Buck’s going to need to do a movie review or something tomorrow since Punk Chimp bogarted his EV rant.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (2uFUy)

64 It is a pain in the ass to travel. Not very many of us have private jets. Or wide open roads. Or pockets full of money to dish out for car repairs and tickets.

Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Z3Kkg)

65 I was thinking more along the lines of an internal combustion engine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (c27kw)

66 As for taking a laughably bad idea to its ultimate terrible absurdity, the adoption of EVs as SCHOOL BUSES takes the cake.
——

Re-chargeable snow plows!

Conventional school bus are expensive. Blue Bird. They don’t always take care of them the way they should. The Diesels have four (4) big batteries wired in series/parallel. About $200 a pop.

They park them in the summer, and the batteries discharge and sulfate up in the heat, and come Fall they need new batteries. It ain’t their money, they don’t care.

I’m sure quite a lot of effort is expended making rechargeables idiot-proof. They are fires waiting to happen, and require very careful monitoring for any sign of cell reversal. Every single one ideally is the same temperature, age, internal resistance, even the same production run and lot number, due to internal chemistry. One cell out of 3000 starts hogging current. Oops

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (yfFl/)

67
The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.
Posted by: Change my mind


Put astro-turf in the back of that baby!

Posted by: B. Clinton at February 26, 2026 11:22 AM (Cqx++)

68 "Companies that provide what customers want are usually successful. Companies that lose sight of that axiomatic economic rule are rarely successful."

Childcare centers in Minnesota have found a better way.
They don't even need customers, they just fill out forms and the money rolls in.

Way too many have gotten filthy rich that way, including a lot of oligarchs and globalists. But yes, underlying all the fraud are real companies that play by the economic rules, and provide a "better mousetrap".

Posted by: illiniwek at February 26, 2026 11:22 AM (vbXSk)

69 If you want an EV that's fine, but trying to force them on us is a big no....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:22 AM (VE6XX)

70 EVs were always going to be a luxury item for those who could afford it, and who did not depend on it for their daily life or livelihood. IMHO. I've toyed with buying one because I could afford one and I don't need it.

I think the other shoe to drop that will eclipse the EV thing is the massive need for electricity for data centers. Our lords and masters have their priorities.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 26, 2026 11:23 AM (MZ+PY)

71 Trollop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:23 AM (c27kw)

72 Was that the one where Stabbing Westward was originally meant to open, but ended up touring with Catherine Wheel instead?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (tj6OY)

Why yes ... yes it was

Big mistake ... BIG!

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:23 AM (3sXRv)

73 Kansa is a schizophrenic state.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM


I told you! Did I not tell you?!

Posted by: Thomas Frank at February 26, 2026 11:23 AM (bFu5X)

74 Thune doing an all star job for the ages with SAVE ACT. We have never, ever seen a failure theater like this.

No time to pass it! ---Senate has time for dog parades.

Never mind him playing procedural failure chess the whole time.

Repeal the 17th so we can recall these sacks of shit eating cockroaches.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (x8k2o)

75 if the fuel tank has to go in the bed.

Sleep on the wet spot?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (Kt19C)

76 I'm gonna take a slightly contrary position here. I generally agree that some people push EVs for the reasons stated, but most don't. I think most people who are on the EV bandwagon sincerely and truly believe that they will solve all of the problems imagined without any of the downsides. The problem is not that they are insincere, it's that they are wrong. EVs are like Santa Clause - sure it would be awesome if there was a jolly fat guy who travels around the world on one night delivering presents to every kid on earth, but it just isn't true. People who push EVs don't have any idea what they actually are, how they work, what their disadvantages are, or how we will fix that. They want magic to be real, but it ain't.

Posted by: DPICM at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (zt2eU)

77 I like em young. So incredibly young. The younger the better.
Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:22 AM (OXrVF)


HOW DOES BIDEN HAVE ACCESS TO THE PRESIDENT'S ACCOUNT!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (zjgNU)

78 They park them in the summer, and the batteries discharge and sulfate up in the heat, and come Fall they need new batteries. It ain’t their money, they don’t care.

See the private sector knows how to handle this. After one incidence like this you'd get a, "Your bonus/salary budget will be deducted by the cost of any batteries replaced in less then 5 years. "

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

79 >>> The maniacal push for total conversion of our transportation network...

Transportation made be a bigger chunk of the national economy than the medical industry.

It was always just commies statist authoritarians (whatever you want to call them) trying to take control.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (/lPRQ)

80 Dumb ideas and beliefs will always remain one Democrat president away from being a brilliant plan.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 11:25 AM (9C/Xw)

81 Coal fired Cypertrucks ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:25 AM (c27kw)

82 OXrVF

Gunner! Sabot! Troll!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:25 AM (bFu5X)

83 Anxiously waiting for a group of stockholders to sue these CEOs for failing to live up to their fiduciary responsibility.
Probably shouldn't hold my breath.

Posted by: Chemist at February 26, 2026 11:25 AM (DWkkI)

84 I'm gonna take a slightly contrary position here. I generally agree that some people push EVs for the reasons stated, but most don't. I think most people who are on the EV bandwagon sincerely and truly believe that they will solve all of the problems imagined without any of the downsides. The problem is not that they are insincere, it's that they are wrong. EVs are like Santa Clause - sure it would be awesome if there was a jolly fat guy who travels around the world on one night delivering presents to every kid on earth, but it just isn't true. People who push EVs don't have any idea what they actually are, how they work, what their disadvantages are, or how we will fix that. They want magic to be real, but it ain't.
Posted by: DPICM at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (zt2eU)

We used to have an intelligent populace. American's were KNOWN for engineers.

Then Jimmy Carter created the Department of Education.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:26 AM (zjgNU)

85 >>Kansas DMV sent out letters to the trannies saying their driver's licenses are invalid, as of today, and that you have to get a new driver's license corresponding to your actual sex.


Here's a thought: By choosing to defy genetic sex you are putting so many things in the hands of other people to make your life possible - your license, your healthcare, your ability to engage in sports. If you don't want to be "erased," then don't make your gender reliant on validation from other people and institutions.

You are being *enslaved* not empowered by this.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:26 AM (tj6OY)

86 The corollary to the EV boondoggle is the continued fuel efficiency stupidity. Replacing reliable 6 or 8 cyl engines with scandalously self-grenading turbo 4 cyl shit still robs all but consumers of considerable means of any real choice. Either buy an older car, or bend over while the stealership breaks it off in your ass. The garbage built today will never make it to the used market. Cuba here we come...

Posted by: 2026 govt mandated kill switch at February 26, 2026 11:26 AM (L1v+w)

87 Awww...the troll thinks it's clever.

Here, have a cookie and fuck off.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (bFu5X)

88 The left is in a really odd place with young women right now.

They'll tell you the only reason a younger woman would have a relationship with an older man like say Leo D, is that they are naive and easy to control

Then, since young women are their strongest demographic they'll tell you that young women are "the voice of the future" and the people we should get our ideas about politics from.

Well which is it? You can only pick one

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

89 Seems like a missed opportunity not mentioning Government mandates.

The car CEO's just drove off a cliff of their own accord.

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (cS1cw)

90 sock off, heh

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (L1v+w)

91 The Accord is a Honda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:28 AM (c27kw)

92 >>Why yes ... yes it was

Big mistake ... BIG!


It was torture!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:28 AM (tj6OY)

93 Ivanka in her teen years was the best. Mmmm daddy like.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:28 AM (vkUf8)

94 Well which is it? You can only pick one
____

Both, silly!

Posted by: Doublethink is my Superpower at February 26, 2026 11:28 AM (Dv3i1)

95 I find it funny that the left is going all in on the "TRUMP IS A PEDO" when their the ones that voted for Senile Grandpa Stranger Danger. (And then stole the election for him)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:29 AM (zjgNU)

96 It all makes ya wonder just how much lower our taxes would be if government didn't waste money on crap like this. And also the pure corruption.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 11:29 AM (2WIwB)

97 The Tesla cybertruck... IMHO, one of the most hideous atrocities on the road. I see a few around here; now since their owners wanted them, great! Have at it... but man do they look ugly on the road!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 11:29 AM (xT8gx)

98 Kansas DMV sent out letters to the trannies saying their driver's licenses are invalid, as of today, and that you have to get a new driver's license corresponding to your actual sex.

----------

University towns hardest hit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 11:29 AM (g8Ew8)

99 Pink Shrinp is the best.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:30 AM (vkUf8)

100 They park them in the summer, and the batteries discharge and sulfate up in the heat, and come Fall they need new batteries. It ain’t their money, they don’t care.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (yfFl/)

I went to a Christian high school that provides bus service for their local Christian grade school. The only time in the summer that the busses were not being used to ferry the baseball/softball teams around was the first two weeks of August... which was their annual tune-up. It worked out pretty well.

Posted by: pookysgirl is a fan of efficiency at February 26, 2026 11:30 AM (Wt5PA)

101 They can change hashes now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:30 AM (c27kw)

102 Washington Free Beacon Staff
Rep. Janelle Bynum (D., Ore.) described President Donald Trump’s request that lawmakers stand if they believe the first duty of government is to protect American citizens as "racist" and said the moment made her "uncomfortable."


TBF, she does have a nice rack, as the yutes say.

https://tinyurl.com/23mv34kz

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 11:30 AM (Dv3i1)

103
Well which is it? You can only pick one
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)
“To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again: and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself -- that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word 'doublethink' involved the use of doublethink.”

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (zjgNU)

104 I love the uneducated.
But I love young girls even more.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (2Xqwd)

105 >>The Tesla cybertruck... IMHO, one of the most hideous atrocities on the road.


The other day I saw a Tesla sedan painted MaryKay/Barbie pink. Looked like a huge hunk of Bazooka bubblegum.

Now THAT was an atrocity!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (tj6OY)

106 See the private sector knows how to handle this. After one incidence like this you'd get a, "Your bonus/salary budget will be deducted by the cost of any batteries replaced in less then 5 years. "
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)
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They expect results.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (i1VVh)

107 The Tesla cybertruck... IMHO, one of the most hideous atrocities on the road. I see a few around here; now since their owners wanted them, great! Have at it... but man do they look ugly on the road!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 11:29 AM (xT8gx)

Frankfort School styling.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (g8Ew8)

108 Kansas is a schizophrenic state.
Posted by: tubal


Tell me about it. One minute I'm just riding my bike to take that mangy little dog to the sheriff, the next, I'm riding a broom around the Emerald City skywriting "Surrender Dorothy."
-- Elmira Gulch


Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

109 There's a guy around here with a Cyber Truck. Painted it black. Got graphics on it that kind of resemble an Imperial Tie Fighter from Star Wars.

It moves the needle a bit with me for coolness factor.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (jtM2q)

110 I find it funny that the left is going all in on the "TRUMP IS A PEDO" when their the ones that voted for Senile Grandpa Stranger Danger. (And then stole the election for him)

Oh this is one of their dumber propaganda ops. The same people, literally the same people, that said for 4 years there were no Epstein clients and that you can't just call politicians you don't like pedos are saying Trump is a pedo because their are sekret unreleased Epstein documents saying he is.

AND!!! at the same time they are trying to legalize underage prostitution in CA and stop the right from banning pron being given to children.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)

111 Most of the thinhs you learn in school aren't even true.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (c27kw)

112 Younger
Fresher
Sweeter
Nice!

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (bg88N)

113 I wonder why they never noticed Trump was this big pedo back when they were complaining he was a Russian Agent and twenty other things. Might have been worth mentioning.

Or why they didn't investigate Epstein when they had the chance and instead chose to cover it up. So strange.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (wIg5s)

114 >>Well which is it? You can only pick one


Schoedinger's Feminism
Are they a girlboss?
Are they a victim?
Will they try to claim they are both at the same time.

Yes.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (tj6OY)

115 They can change hashes now.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:30 AM


They're evolving...mutating.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (bFu5X)

116 26 Billion.

That's quite the write off.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (1Udfd)

117 45 We can't advance until the sun comes out.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:14 AM (c27kw)

Gird your loins! We attack tomorrow!

Posted by: Annie at February 26, 2026 11:32 AM (w/O5Q)

118 We have a great many 20 and 30 somethings as members of my SBC church. What is noticeable is that the unmarrieds tend to pair off and marry after a time. Then they, get this, start having children!!! The moms stop working and the dads bust ass making money for them to live on. Weird, right? After the iids get old enough, moms start working again, some. Crazy place, my church.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (pDt9x)

119 stand if they believe the first duty of government is to protect American citizens as "racist"

There are Americans of every ethnicity. Favoring American citizens over non-citizens cannot be racist.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (sKqQm)

120 She’s 15?
Ewww too old.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (wWWkd)

121 I find it funny that the left is going all in on the "TRUMP IS A PEDO" when their the ones that voted for Senile Grandpa Stranger Danger. (And then stole the election for him)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Irritating spam.
Kind of like tossing green dildos onto basketball courts...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (/lPRQ)

122 The Accord is a Honda.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:28 AM (c27kw)
----------
The Snark is a Boojum.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (i1VVh)

123 Oddly, no one is trying to conquer Russia for their electrical grid. Oil and gas is another story.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (pZ64F)

124 The farmers and ranchers already know this, of course, but having an actual truck that can do truck things is really fucking important for self-reliance.

I hope more people figure this out before something dumb happens like the Dems getting the WH again and continuing on with their plan to separate the peasants from their vehicles.

Personally, I'm never going without at least a 3/4 ton pickup again. Freedom tends to be heavy and sometimes needs moved long distances.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:34 AM (NufQ3)

125
The Left: Trump is a pedo

Also the Left: We are coming to sexualize your children and if you object you are going to jail

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:34 AM (wIg5s)

126 >>The Tesla cybertruck... IMHO, one of the most hideous atrocities on the road. I see a few around here; now since their owners wanted them, great! Have at it... but man do they look ugly on the road!


There is a guy here with a purple one. Looks almost Anodized.

Nothing pegs the 'idiot' meter like a Cybertruck, for me.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:34 AM (1Udfd)

127 Ivanka was a naughty girl and I spanked her .

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (TtdNq)

128 Lucid widely misses earnings expectations, forecasts slowing EV growth in 2026.

Why aren’t large manufacturers licensing any of their technology, like their engine technology? Why aren’t Fords using Lucid engines?

I'm assuming Lucid is keeping it all close to the chest because without this highly efficient and elegant motor and other hardware designs they've done, they really have nothing to differentiate their EVs. Or, their hardware has been severely overhyped.

the hate in this sub for Lucid is always surprising to me. They make the best driving, roomiest, most efficient vehicles in their respective classes. And yet somehow they still catch so much hate.

I still have high hopes for this company. Not selling any of my stock and just recently added more to my portfolio. It's in the red but I'm comfortable with high risk.

It may look bad now but I'm betting in the next 2-5 years things are going to look a lot better...

Cheap EVs!!! That’s all customers want. But carmakers are busy dropping $60k plus cars with 200 mile real world range with unpolished battery management systems and overly complex infotainment buttonless systems.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (JCZqz)

129 I hates whitey is such a uniting political statement.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (c27kw)

130 78 They park them in the summer, and the batteries discharge and sulfate up in the heat, and come Fall they need new batteries. It ain’t their money, they don’t care.

Big Battery doles out the vig. Director of Transportation at school districts vacation in Aruba.

Posted by: Hundred-Dollar Handshake at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (oftw2)

131 Oh look, someone has a VPN.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (pDt9x)

132 Nothing pegs the 'idiot' meter like a Cybertruck, for me.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:34 AM (1Udfd)

Prius

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (wIg5s)

133 >> I'm never going without at least a 3/4 ton pickup again.


Long Box. They are almost useless unless you have an 8 foot bed.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (1Udfd)

134 It all makes ya wonder just how much lower our taxes would be if government didn't waste money
——-

Taxation isn’t really about revenue. Not since they went to an “elastic currency”. Beardsley Ruml was a former Macy’s account executive who went to work for FDR and implemented income witholding.

Prior to that individuals filed quarterly just like business. He gave a speech after the war, pointing out the federal government has a printing press, and no longer has a need for taxation as such, as was necessary when the money supply was relatively fixed or constrained.

It’s more about control, or “for other purposes”.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (yfFl/)

135 Well which is it? You can only pick one
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

I think it goes hand in hand, and makes perfect sense from the Left's perspective. Shut up and do what I tell you, and that will make the future yours. Well, ours, but you helped by doing what we told you. Now shut up. It's ours.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (MZ+PY)

136 Okay.. Do we have a new troll or a disguised troll ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:35 AM (VE6XX)

137 >>AND!!! at the same time they are trying to legalize underage prostitution in CA and stop the right from banning pron being given to children.

They didn't say dick about Biden "losing" over 300,000 children who were sex trafficked into the US during his term and they are fighting ICE and BP who are trying to find them.

And the Clintons are giving depositions about their dealings with Epstein today. They know Bubba is guilty of everything they accuse Trump of doing and they don't care.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 11:36 AM (viF8m)

138 It is a pain in the ass to travel. Not very many of us have private jets. Or wide open roads. Or pockets full of money to dish out for car repairs and tickets.
Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 11:21 AM (Z3Kkg)

Man it's easy I be collecting ebt and other freebies and I bees flying Spirit Air all them places on the weekends. It all comes from Obamas stash!

Posted by: Shameeka Johnson at February 26, 2026 11:36 AM (hXJe5)

139 AND!!! at the same time they are trying to legalize underage prostitution in CA and stop the right from banning pron being given to children.

The pervert-enabler in California, Scott Weiner, explained that he didn't want to criminalize a high school kid buying sex for $20 from another high school kid.

Knowing Scott's proclivities, it is far more likely that he didn't want to criminalize a 45-year-old homosexual buying sex from a high school kid.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 26, 2026 11:36 AM (n1OCj)

140 >>I wonder why they never noticed Trump was this big pedo back when they were complaining he was a Russian Agent and twenty other things. Might have been worth mentioning.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NYC GOSSIP COLUMNIST AJ BENZA SAID TRUMP WAS HIS BIGGEST SOURCE IN THE 80'S/90'S. DIDN'T EVEN ASK BENZA TO SUPPRESS STORIES ABOUT HIMSELF IN RETURN, ONLY ASKED HIM TO SPELL HIS CURRENT MODEL'S NAME AND GET HIS CURRENT NET WORTH RIGHT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 26, 2026 11:36 AM (tj6OY)

141 Also the Left: We are coming to sexualize your children and if you object you are going to jail
Posted by: ...


Don't forget that they came up with the term "Minor Attracted Individuals" and insist that it's a beautiful lifestyle. So their hatred of Trump is a bit baffling.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 11:36 AM (+4yJ5)

142 Awww...the troll thinks it's clever.

The comment itself serves as a troll's hash, but, there are very few people here- one-and-done hashes could be flagged for inspection on the backend.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (quOho)

143 >>Prius


Prius at least affords a benefit, mileage is a real concern for some. Of course, you have to throw safety out the window...but I can see being that frugal.

I can't find anything of benefit to Cybertruck ownership.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (1Udfd)

144 "121 I find it funny that the left is going all in on the "TRUMP IS A PEDO" when their the ones that voted for Senile Grandpa Stranger Danger. (And then stole the election for him)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Irritating spam.
Kind of like tossing green dildos onto basketball courts...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (/lPRQ)

The Dems consist of two main groups, if you set aside who is calling the shots:
- the literally retarded, like sub-90 IQ, who aren't going to remember last week anyways
- those that know their talking points are full of shit and don't care because they're evil

That old saw about "the right thinks the left is stupid, the left thinks the right is evil" is exactly why we've been steadily losing ground for a century and a half. The stupid don't matter, and it's the rest of the left that IS evil that is the problem - along with the grifters and professional trough vacuums on the right.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (NufQ3)

145 All my hash is missing is the lace

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (wIg5s)

146 At least off the top of my head, I can't think of a nothing burger topic that has been more shrieked about than "Epstein files!!!!"

And I'm one who thinks he was a creep and had lots of creepy (rich) friends. I'm just not buying any vast "control the world with kiddy diddling kompromat" conspiracy...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (xT8gx)

147 👍

>Stellantis
Profit sharing for Stellantis UAW workers drops to $0 for first time since 2011, Feb. 26, 2026

I tend to think where they - the alleged environmentalists AND big business - have us by the short hairs is electricity. Simply, the control of the electrical grid, investments, and ever rising prices.

EVs were present in California and other U.S. states over a century ago. Early, popular electric cars were widespread in the 1900s-1910s, with significant numbers in Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York. The 1970s oil crises spurred niche production, and California mandated early ZEVs in the 1990s.

Wind turbines gained significant popularity in the U.S. during the 1970s and 1980s; solar panels gained popularity and widespread adoption in the 2010s.

Ebb and flow.

Even now, wind turbines require power from the grid to operate internal components (motors, heaters, controllers) when not producing energy. Solar PV systems require inverters to convert DC to AC electricity. And, of course, EVs need electricity, too.

Electricity is essential.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 11:38 AM (NFX2v)

148 I do not, nor would, own a Prius. But they are time tested and work well. Their concept is sound.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:38 AM (pDt9x)

149
P.J. O'Rourke's last car review was for the Ford Flex, which people considered ugly and was discontinued. He correctly called it dad's station wagon; it was mercilessly mocked by Mel Gibson in "Daddy's Home 2".

It goes 450 miles on a tank of gas, gets at least 200,000 miles of use, and now costs about $10,000 if lightly used. 20 years of service. Unparalleled highway and snow condition driving.

Now do the math on your Tesla.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 11:38 AM (Y8DZL)

150 Young
Younger
Youngest

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:39 AM (XnGdi)

151 Cheap EVs!!! That’s all customers want.
——-

Otherwise known as “Golf Carts”. Which would be perfect for certain folks in certain places. And probably don’t need 500 amp residential service and building new power generation capacity, and don’t cost $65000. But they aren’t “safe” you see

So that’ll never do.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:39 AM (yfFl/)

152 Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (1Udfd)

The difference to me is a cybertruck person knows they look like an idiot where a Prius person thinks they look smart

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:39 AM (wIg5s)

153 "125
Also the Left: We are coming to sexualize your children and if you object you are going to jail
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:34 AM (wIg5s)"

Well, to get back on topic from the last thread;

"Dear moonbats:
I own an antitank rifle. Get fucked.

Thank your for your attention to this matter"

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:39 AM (NufQ3)

154 >>All my hash is missing is the lace


5 Wigs.

For the Bald and Smart.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:39 AM (1Udfd)

155 Irritating spam.
Kind of like tossing green dildos onto basketball courts...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 11:33 AM (/lPRQ)

Green dildos have comedic value. That's just pooping on the sidewalk. Oh, wait. makes sense now.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 26, 2026 11:40 AM (w/O5Q)

156 I want one. Does it have fake wood paneling?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:40 AM (c27kw)

157 The very best
The very youngest
It’s what Donnie Daddy likes

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:40 AM (m+gHC)

158 For the Bald and Smart.
Posted by: garrett

The Bald and the Smart was my favorite soap opera.

Posted by: Confused Moron at February 26, 2026 11:40 AM (JCZqz)

159 I see Hillary "testified" today and said she knows nothing about Epstein...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (VE6XX)

160 26 Billion.

That's quite the write off.
Posted by: garrett

You know about the write-off sizes, Jerry?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (77rzZ)

161 I keep seeing younger 'tards trying to use things like Rivians for outdoor adventuring.

Sooner or later one of them is going to die after being stranded in the desert, or stuck in the snow in winter, after running out of juice. There is a subset of the under-35 crowd that fundamentally doesn't understand how shit works, which is also why they drool over "green energy" and other such bullshit.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (NufQ3)

162 One of the top guys that has switched from "we need less power generation to save the earth, you proles are going to have to make sacrifices" to "AI is going to make us, and I mean me, richer, so sorry proles we need more power plants" is...Bill Gates.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)

163 I see Hillary "testified" today and said she knows nothing about Epstein...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (VE6XX)

For the Most Qualified Person Ever she sure doesn't seem to know nothing about nothing.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (wIg5s)

164 I can't find anything of benefit to Cybertruck ownership.
----------------
You can pretend you are part of the Star Fleet. Total Geek Machine.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 11:42 AM (pZ64F)

165 67 The Cybertruck is a really ugly, really heavy, really fast, really expensive...El Camino.
Posted by: Change my mind

Put astro-turf in the back of that baby!


organic, sustainable astro-turf?

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 11:42 AM (sGtp+)

166 Wait... so Prius people actually are smart? I'll be honest I had no idea.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:42 AM (wIg5s)

167 152
‘ The difference to me is a cybertruck person knows they look like an idiot where a Prius person thinks they look smart’

I looked smart both before and after owning a Prius.
It’s a good commute to work car.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (jbnUc)

168 Can we do home sized modular coal reactors?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (c27kw)

169 Is strongly suspect all these massive write-downs aren't just because of EV. Car companies didn't just fuck the pig with EV. They made some other terrible decisions over the last 5 years.

Usually, when a company has piles of steaming dogshit on its books, it purges all of the dogshit at once, and blames the most convenient thing.

Right now, the most convenient thing is EV. A few years ago, it was Covid, then before that the financial crisis, then before that ...

This practice is so common it has a name: the "Purge Quarter." A company chooses a quarter, dumps all of its dogshit, blames some external factor -- never company management! -- and starts "clean" (or at least "cleaner").

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

170 Apparently the LA Unified School District has needed *$5.4 BILLION* to settle recent sexual harassment suits. No details.

Making the rubble bounce in terms of the state of the country, like so many other eye-popping atrocities, and of course probably many pathologies nested in this: legit harassment cases, or shake-downs ("me too"), as extortion via the courts is now a significant % of the economy.

Anyway, even today, an astonishing number. And this is entirely separate (I think) from the apparent massive corruption scandal which has the superintendent in lock-up.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (U/Byj)

171 I see Hillary "testified" today and said she knows nothing about Epstein...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:41 AM (VE6XX)
---------
Didn't Epstein have a painting of WJC in a dress in his apartment?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (i1VVh)

172 Cybertruck is just the Delorean taken to its logical conclusion.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM (1Udfd)

173 My truck can crawl up the side of a rocky hill if need be. Where I live that can be useful. A cybertruck would just whimper and die. Usage. It determines so much.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM (pDt9x)

174 LOL. So they switched back to Epstein? I figured the one article 'Epstein files should never have been released' signaled they would swap to something else.

I guess the performance at the SOTU means they have to scramble.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)

175 Didn't Epstein have a painting of WJC in a dress in his apartment?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (i1VVh)


Yes . And Maxwell was at Chelsea's wedding....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM (VE6XX)

176 Lolita

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM (ArHOS)

177 168 Can we do home sized modular coal reactors?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:43 AM (c27kw)

Wasn't that a coal fired furnace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)

178 American auto manufacturers jettisonned the profit motive.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (c27kw)

179 That old saw about "the right thinks the left is stupid, the left thinks the right is evil" is exactly why we've been steadily losing ground for a century and a half.
Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:37 AM (NufQ3)

I used to think that.

I've come to realize the left is actually evil. Some of them serve evil from ignorance and foolishness, some of them enthusiastically serve evil, but they all serve evil.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (zjgNU)

180 Well the auto execs thought the Dems would stay in power and the government would mandate EVs soon, and with the rising cafe standards people would choose an EV rather than some tiny engine ICE vehicle that could go more than 40 miles per hour.

But Trump beat the cheat twice, and the assassins twice (thank you God) and spared us from communism for at least a while.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (Sokdp)

181 The difference to me is a cybertruck person knows they look like an idiot where a Prius person thinks they look smart
Posted by: ...

I owned a Prius. It was great. Enough room in the trunk to haul a deer during bow season, great mileage, I bought it used for a great price and got years of no-issue driving out of it you'd expect from a Toyota. Hit a deer on the interstate going 70 in it one night, smashing up the front passenger corner, but still able to drive the remaining 120 miles home with no issue.

Insurance decided it was cheaper to scrap than repair (it was like a 2009 with 250k miles on it....in 201. Replaced it with an almost identical 2010 Prius, and my daughter still drives it today.

Posted by: Military Moron at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (JCZqz)

182 178 American auto manufacturers jettisonned the profit motive.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (c27kw)

Tbf a lot of businesses did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)

183 >>At least off the top of my head, I can't think of a nothing burger topic that has been more shrieked about than "Epstein files!!!!"

I think people are focusing on the real result because they are so focused on pedo trafficking. The president of the WEF just resigned over Epstein. A former Norweigan PM reportedly tried to commit suicide. Larry Summers just resigned from Harvard. Obama's top lawyer Ruemmler resigned from the top lawyer job at Goldman Sachs. And many more.

Epstein and Steve Bannon traded many emails about Trump. Reid Hoffman, who not only financed E Jean Carroll's bullshit lawsuit and a number of other election related interference projects, has gone to ground over Epstein.

There are a lot of people going down because of Epstein and most of it has nothing to do with pedo shit. Money and power.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 11:46 AM (viF8m)

184 For the Most Qualified Person Ever she sure doesn't seem to know nothing about nothing.
____

Stop stealing my schtick!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at February 26, 2026 11:46 AM (Dv3i1)

185 >>My truck can crawl up the side of a rocky hill if need be.


Rogue / Unsanctioned Boat Launching was a major factor in my Guiding Career.

My 3/4 Ton Longbox was integral in this. You could climb a tree in 4 Low in that thing, if you knew what you are doing.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:46 AM (1Udfd)

186 arghh. Coffee has not kicked in yet. meant to type COULD NOT go more than 40 mph.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 11:46 AM (Sokdp)

187 It’s a good commute to work car.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

A former co-worker of my wife's had to commute from Front Royal, Virginia to National Harbor, Maryland. She had a Prius and loved it.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:46 AM (77rzZ)

188 I see Hillary "testified" today and said she knows nothing about Epstein...

In front of Congress? She's among friends.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:47 AM (quOho)

189 In front of Congress? She's among friends.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:47 AM (quOho)

"Friends" ... no

Conspirators ... yes

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (3sXRv)

190 If they find you to br lying there is contempt of Congress.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (c27kw)

191 I've come to realize the left is actually evil. Some of them serve evil from ignorance and foolishness, some of them enthusiastically serve evil, but they all serve evil.
Posted by: Formerly Virginia

This.

Leftists are demonically possessed.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (77rzZ)

192 Or Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand," which is merely the sum of all of the billions of individual decisions made by us for our own benefit.

**********

What better way to gather, collate, analyze and codify billions of individual data points than A.I.?



Adam's Invisible

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (qgHp7)

193 Adam's Invisible

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (qgHp7)

Aka Michelle Obama

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:49 AM (wIg5s)

194 192
Adam's Invisible

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 11:48 AM (qgHp7)

You left out “ Pimp Hand”.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:49 AM (pDt9x)

195 So it's "racist" to choose American Citizens over illegals ? Does she know Americans are not all white ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 11:49 AM (VE6XX)

196 At least off the top of my head, I can't think of a nothing burger topic that has been more shrieked about than "Epstein files!!!!"

Follow the money. He facilitated huge global flows of illicit money.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:50 AM (quOho)

197 Lolita
Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 11:44 AM


You know nothing of my work, troll.

Posted by: Vladimir Nabokov at February 26, 2026 11:51 AM (bFu5X)

198 I do not, nor would, own a Prius. But they are time tested and work well. Their concept is sound.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:38 AM (pDt9x)


I would try to re-write this as a Dr. Seuss pastiche, but I have run out of rhymes for "torso"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2026 11:51 AM (rbvCR)

199 196 At least off the top of my head, I can't think of a nothing burger topic that has been more shrieked about than "Epstein files!!!!"

Follow the money. He facilitated huge global flows of illicit money.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 11:50 AM (quOho)

Yeah my take is that the Flesh Trade was just a rather minor side hustle in his criminal enterprise.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:51 AM (pDt9x)

200 Texas Tribune - "Dallas U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett has a double-digit lead over Austin state Rep. James Talarico in the final days of Texas’ Senate Democratic primary, according to a new poll released Wednesday.

In the survey, fielded from Feb. 2 to Feb. 16, Crockett garnered the support of 56% of voters, while Talarico got 44%. For the Democratic primary, pollsters from the University of Texas’ Texas Politics Project surveyed a sample of 369 voters, producing a margin of error of +/-5.1 points.

As in other polls, Crockett had a massive advantage with Black voters, drawing 87% support. The Dallas congresswoman also led among seniors and voters without a college degree."

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 11:51 AM (V6W16)

201 >>As in other polls, Crockett had a massive advantage with Black voters, drawing 87% support. The Dallas congresswoman also led among seniors and voters without a college degree."


Can you imagine voting to give this dumb cunt a 6 year term in the Senate?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (1Udfd)

202
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (y9nCu)

203 >>Follow the money. He facilitated huge global flows of illicit money.

I get that the pedo thing grabs outrage and eyeballs but the question about where did Epstein get his seemingly endless amount of money never gets a fraction of the attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

204 148 I do not, nor would, own a Prius. But they are time tested and work well. Their concept is sound.

i live in california, wear birkenstocks, and drive a prius, which is the nicest car i've ever owned. do i need to surrender my moron card?

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (sGtp+)

205 Two guesses where the money for the right off came from.

Somewhat explains a truck for 75K+.

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 26, 2026 11:53 AM (cS1cw)

206 To our troll:

Keep posting. Maybe your father will finally notice you.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 11:53 AM (+4yJ5)

207 >>I get that the pedo thing grabs outrage and eyeballs but the question about where did Epstein get his seemingly endless amount of money never gets a fraction of the attention.


Almost as if the CIA was the one pulling the strings from GO...

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:53 AM (1Udfd)

208 Talk about imposing supply over demand, I can only think of imposing requirements for something like insurance on folks private and corporate from cars to health, also creates a supply, not of insurance, for which there is a demand, but regulators, regulations, increased costs, fraudsters, etc. of which NO ONE WANTS.

Posted by: epador at February 26, 2026 11:54 AM (TRnzq)

209 Lot of Tesla "trucks' here in the Bay Area. Lot of Tesla everything here actually. Most of the trucks I see are business owners that use its a rolling billboard. They do a wrap with whatever business they own. Seems clever.
Some people have done wraps with a military themed wrap WWII plane/bomber or tank. Some of the things people do with them are pretty cool.

Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (IlL6s)

210 >>i live in california, wear birkenstocks, and drive a prius, which is the nicest car i've ever owned. do i need to surrender my moron card?

NOFX - JEFF WEARS BIRKENSTOCKS :

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=1r39CH9N9qI

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (1Udfd)

211 "I wonder why they never noticed Trump was this big pedo back when they were complaining he was a Russian Agent and twenty other things. Might have been worth mentioning.
Posted by: ..."

Actually you think they might have noticed before Trump entered politics and Dems sought his money and hanged with him at parties.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (GUOwU)

212 Epstein may be analogous to a Cartel money launderer. His sticky end kind of confirms my theory.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (pDt9x)

213 i live in california, wear birkenstocks, and drive a prius, which is the nicest car i've ever owned. do i need to surrender my moron card?
Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (sGtp+)
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No. But we've got our eye on you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (i1VVh)

214 201 >>As in other polls, Crockett had a massive advantage with Black voters, drawing 87% support. The Dallas congresswoman also led among seniors and voters without a college degree."


Can you imagine voting to give this dumb cunt a 6 year term in the Senate?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (1Udfd)

The nazi sympathizer polling ahead of Collins in Maine is even worse, and far more dangerous.

Crockett is going to lose to Paxton by a wide margin. Black voters make up a large part of the Texas Dem primary voters, but only 12% of the general electorate in Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 11:57 AM (/QdgR)

215 Wtf is this "you come to us" bullshit with Clintons?

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 26, 2026 11:57 AM (61TgR)

216 215 Wtf is this "you come to us" bullshit with Clintons?
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 26, 2026 11:57 AM (61TgR)

Hubris.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:57 AM (pDt9x)

217 really wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Yes, when they update that book of financial manias such as the tulip and south seas mania, this EV thing will take top billing.
It differs from previous in that it was imposed top down, and to a great degree was knowingly fraudulent from the start as opposed to a free over enthusiasm by the participants.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 26, 2026 11:58 AM (sl73Y)

218 Can you imagine voting to give this dumb cunt a 6 year term in the Senate?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM

Says a lot about the electorate, doesn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (Qse7a)

219 I looked into buying a Toyota Priapus. It could go all day but the price was too stiff.

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (qgHp7)

220 I have to put my Ackbar hat on for this...while searching Reddit for Hillary testimony discussion, I stumbled across this article from 4 months ago:

Hillary Clinton draws Sydney Sweeney comparisons with 50th wedding anniversary throwback post: ‘I see the vision, Bill’
Story by Fabiana Buontempo

As the youngsters say, she was a baddie.

Hillary Clinton celebrated her and former President Bill Clinton‘s 50th wedding anniversary with a series of throwback pictures posted to X (formerly Twitter) — and people are losing their minds over it, many claiming actress Sydney Sweeney is her doppelganger.

- To be fair, they have one or two pics of her I don't recall ever seeing before, and she's kinda cute, but Sydney Sweeney?!?!?
https://tinyurl.com/y8rhm49z
(No, not a trap this time)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

221 >>Almost as if the CIA was the one pulling the strings from GO...

And foreign intel groups. The Church Committee didn't reform the CIA, it drove it further underground and toward greater "cooperation" with foreign intel agencies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

222 29 They think that with enough computing power, centralization of all decisions will be possible.

It's hubris, and hubris ALWAYS leads to nemesis. (Or, in more recent terms: The gods of the Copybook Headings)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 11:06 AM (zjgNU)
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This was the essence behind Isaac Asimov's "psychohistory."

While you couldn't predict a single individual's behavior, with a sufficiently large dataset, you could steer the masses of humanity in a desired direction.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 11:09 AM (ESVrU)


Trump is the Mule.

Posted by: a.moron at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (X5Jzz)

223 It's amusing to me to see that people (especially the Democrat establishment) are surprised by Jasmine Crockett's ability to hijack their party out from under them. I've watched Texas Dem's for years, and I've been saying for almost a year now that Crockett was going to run away with the Dem nomination if she went for it.

When the Texas Lege redistricted her out of her congressional seat, they guaranteed that she would go for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:00 PM (/QdgR)

224 Epstein may be analogous to a Cartel money launderer.

Speaking of which, Jeb Bush will eventually make the news, too.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:00 PM (quOho)

225 I looked into buying a Toyota Priapus. It could go all day but the price was too stiff.
Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (qgHp7)
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If you buy a Toyota Prepuce, you might get clipped.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 12:00 PM (i1VVh)

226 209 Some people have done wraps with a military themed wrap WWII plane/bomber or tank.

'round here, there's a mustang (ford) wrapped to look like a mustang (p-51).

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 12:00 PM (sGtp+)

227 Amen. Thank you, brother.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 26, 2026 12:01 PM (SoQfb)

228 Eins zwei drei vier.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:01 PM (c27kw)

229 Says a lot about the electorate, doesn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 11:59 AM (Qse7a)

Jasmine's voting base, even in her old south Dallas Congressional seat, was always pimps, ho's, crack dealers and their customers.

In today's Texas Dem Party, that's a majority. (plus the trannies, furries, and twinks)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:02 PM (/QdgR)

230 > eally wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.
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I think that will depend on "who wins."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:02 PM (jtM2q)

231 @204 anachronda-no you're good. Look at the new Chevrolet Corvette C8 ZR1X. Its the fastest production, do everything car on the planet.........it's a hybrid. I lantwait for the rumored Toyota hybrid super car. Basically a Prius on steroids.

Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2026 12:03 PM (IlL6s)

232 224 Epstein may be analogous to a Cartel money launderer.
-----------------
Look no further than Adam Schiff.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 12:03 PM (pZ64F)

233 I looked up # of cybertrucks in Colorado. To my surprise it was fairly low , I see them fairly often on my commute. But my commute is to Boulder, and Boulder + Denver are probably over 90% of them in the state.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 12:04 PM (Sokdp)

234 i live in california, wear birkenstocks, and drive a prius, which is the nicest car i've ever owned. do i need to surrender my moron card?
Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 11:52 AM (sGtp+)
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I dunno about your Moron card, but your Man card has suddenly become questionable...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 26, 2026 12:04 PM (ESVrU)

235 she's kinda cute, but Sydney Sweeney?!?!?
https://tinyurl.com/y8rhm49z
(No, not a trap this time)


That's a nice picture, they seem so fresh-faced and young.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 12:04 PM (quOho)

236 "I wonder why they never noticed Trump was this big pedo back when they were complaining he was a Russian Agent and twenty other things. Might have been worth mentioning.
Posted by: ..."

Actually you think they might have noticed before Trump entered politics and Dems sought his money and hanged with him at parties.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 11:55 AM (GUOwU)

Dudes like trump never had to go pedo. Dudes like that with serious money can get the finest seasoned poon and wouldn't saddle themselves with underage chicks that would gag on their dick. Trump didn't look like the bridge troll harvey weinstein. He had his choice of legal exotic chicks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2026 12:04 PM (snZF9)

237 230 > eally wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.
---------
I think that will depend on "who wins."
Posted by: Martini Farmer

It all worked out great after Stalin, Mao, and Castro took over...right? And if not, they're weren't real communists, and we'll do it right.

Posted by: Retarded Leftist at February 26, 2026 12:04 PM (JCZqz)

238 What is California going to do in 2035?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (f1kZG)

239
I do not, nor would, own a Prius. But they are time tested and work well. Their concept is sound.
Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:38 AM (pDt9x)



If the tree-hugging Green Manalishis had just shut their traps and simply embraced the hybrids as a welcome alternative for some people, rather than getting all self-righteous about them, there wouldn't be nearly the pushback.

There's a reason that South Park got so much mileage out of the term "Smugmobile".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (y9nCu)

240 19 I really wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 26, 2026 11:05 AM (cxFcK)

I would argue that humanity loses it's collective mind every third or fourth generation. At least (so far) we aren't burning half the world to the ground this time.
But it ain't over til its over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (/QdgR)

241 223 It's amusing to me to see that people (especially the Democrat establishment) are surprised by Jasmine Crockett's ability to hijack their party out from under them. I've watched Texas Dem's for years, and I've been saying for almost a year now that Crockett was going to run away with the Dem nomination if she went for it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:00 PM (/QdgR)

rooting for Crockett in the primary just to stick it to Colbert

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (V6W16)

242 >>Look at the new Chevrolet Corvette C8 ZR1X. Its the fastest production, do everything car on the planet


Ever checked one out up close? Plastic. The bodies are reminiscent of the RC Car Bodies of my youth.

Like a Saturn. But, not as well built.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (1Udfd)

243 Platner and Crocket are going to get blown out in the general.

Mills and Talarico had a bit of a shot but the heart wants what the heart wants. Nazis and fake ghetto bitches.

Posted by: MJ at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (XOmY9)

244 The Clintons were dorks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (c27kw)

245 >>really wonder if in 50 or 75 years people will look back at our time and it will be commonly accepted that we lost our collective minds

Hopefully by then many more people will understand we've been subjected to the same type of color revolution our government had been orchestrating in countries around the world for years. Changing the trajectory of a population is a lot easier when you control the messaging then it is to control it with bullets.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)

246 China will become the EV dominant global player while the US fades away. All so maga could own the libs.

Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (wrRTB)

247 Since about 2000 Western Civilization has burned through over $16 Trillion on the BlowBull Warmering scam.

PS Using real world measurement there has been no measurable sea rise this millennium.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (gbOdA)

248 244 The Clintons were dorks.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Their hair was luxurious and voluminous, as was the style of the time.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at February 26, 2026 12:07 PM (JCZqz)

249 Calling EVs stupid is pretty US centric. They make a lot of sense in certain settings. Like China.

They are useful but have limits like anything. It's the one size-fits-all management fetish that took over. That and the US Government being addicted to picking winners and losers and only the anointed ones being allowed to feast on the masses of dummies.

Time to scale it back to where it works as part of a mix of transportation technologies. The same thing is going on with solar power. It works but it's not THE ANSWER.

The problem is that the government is fucking out of control.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 12:07 PM (+rKuc)

250 @204 anachronda-no you're good. Look at the new Chevrolet Corvette C8 ZR1X. Its the fastest production, do everything car on the planet.........it's a hybrid. I lantwait for the rumored Toyota hybrid super car. Basically a Prius on steroids.
Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2026 12:03 PM (IlL6s)
_______

All supercars are hybrid, or soon will be.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

251 EV is crashing and China is dominating the crashing technology.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:07 PM (c27kw)

252 If EVs were a rational alternative, the market for them would not have been forced.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:08 PM (1Udfd)

253 EVs are a boondoggle, but AI is probably going to be bigger when that bubble finally pops.

Posted by: Rick T at February 26, 2026 12:08 PM (xeXUW)

254 Don’t drunk tweet, Hillary!
You were never close to Sydney Sweeney, because Sydney is a happy gal who revels in her femininity, especially her generous rack.

You were always a strident, intentionally unfeminine lesbo.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 12:08 PM (Hkcdp)

255 They'll tell you the only reason a younger woman would have a relationship with an older man like say Leo D, is that they are naive and easy to control

Then, since young women are their strongest demographic they'll tell you that young women are "the voice of the future" and the people we should get our ideas about politics from.

Well which is it? You can only pick one
Posted by: 18-1


You only think it's "Pick one". It's actually "Listen to the voice of the future from these these naive and easily controlled (by us) young women whom we've told what to say about politics"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (a+4eV)

256 rooting for Crockett in the primary just to stick it to Colbert
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (V6W16)

Believe it or not she's not as bad as the sad white twink Talerico, who's said in public that it would have been just fine if Mary would have chosen to abort Jesus. (Yes he said that in an interview)
He's a clever demon that playacts as some kind of perverse "pastor" of an anti-christian church.

I think it's quite comical that the Texas Dem Party went out of their way to find the two most loathsome people in the entire state and got them to run against each other for the Senate nomination.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (/QdgR)

257 2025 global ev sales was 20% higher vs 2024. It’s not crashing.

Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (wrRTB)

258 Since about 2000 Western Civilization has burned through over $16 Trillion on the BlowBull Warmering scam.

PS Using real world measurement there has been no measurable sea rise this millennium.
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (gbOdA)

Yes, but we only have 12 years until Florida is underwater- 1990

Yes, but we only have 12 years until Florida is underwater- 2000

Yes, but we only have 12 years until Florida is underwater- 2010

Yes, but we only have 12 years until Florida is underwater- 2020

There we go, fixed it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (zjgNU)

259 Well to be fair to Texas Dems, Jasmine's D primary opponent is weirdo James Talarico. I wonder if the DNC was pushing James to try to protect Jasmine from defeat in the general or the DNC is so racist they think a weird white dude has a better chance of stealing the senate seat. You'd think after Beto O'Rourke the DNC would know better but perhaps they don't count Beto as 'white'

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (Sokdp)

260 I would argue that humanity loses it's collective mind every third or fourth generation. At least (so far) we aren't burning half the world to the ground this time.
But it ain't over til its over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM


That would explain a few things, including the left's attempts to burn half the world to the ground.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 12:10 PM (e7ATA)

261 Short sell or buy puts on RIVN

Posted by: Lex at February 26, 2026 12:10 PM (l5xX+)

262 China will become the EV dominant global player while the US fades away. All so maga could own the libs.

Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:06 PM (wrRTB)

OH NO!

... anyway

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:10 PM (zjgNU)

263 If you make data farms build their own powerplants, after they crash you still have the powerplants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:10 PM (c27kw)

264 > China will become the EV dominant global player while the US fades away.
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Depends on the customer base. China is set to begin exporting ICE vehicles to North America (Canada) if things work out for them. If/when the left regains the levers of power I'd wager they'll outlaw any personal transportation and begin corralling us into their 15 minute camps for their own "final solution."

So... realistically... it's a moot point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 12:10 PM (jtM2q)

265 The Toyota Precipice is too edgy.

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 12:11 PM (qgHp7)

266 Look at the new Chevrolet Corvette C8 ZR1X. Its the fastest production, do everything car on the planet


Ever checked one out up close? Plastic. The bodies are reminiscent of the RC Car Bodies of my youth.

Like a Saturn. But, not as well built.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM (1Udfd)
______

I drove one on track. Or at least the ZR1 (the non-hybrid version). A lot of car for the money. Performance to equal or even surpass cars costing 4x as much. But you get what you pay for. Pretty cheaply made. Not very reliable.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

267 "For economics geeks there is even a law -- Say�s Law -- "

Fix the broken character, please?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 26, 2026 12:11 PM (O7YUW)

268 2025 global ev sales was 20% higher vs 2024. It’s not crashing.
Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (wrRTB)

Source?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (zjgNU)

269 Toyats Priaprism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (c27kw)

270 246 China will become the EV dominant global player while the US fades away. All so maga could own the libs.

Posted by: Yeay


So where does the infrastructure to power all these magical EVs that are going to save the world come from?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (+4yJ5)

271 Y'all are cracking me up with the car model names

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (e7ATA)

272 Good Morning Horde

Great rant CBD - We're still living under the threat of EV tyranny here in California - since PDJT won't be president forever.

Todays Varney & Co Trivia Q from Fox Biz - might be controversial - I don't entirely agree with the answer....

Who discovered that the Earth revolves around the sun?

Galileo Galilei
Johannes Kepler
Tycho Brahe
Nicolaus Copernicus

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (QGaXH)

273
China will become the EV dominant global player while the US fades away. All so maga could own the libs.



China is already the big producer of EV and alternative power shit being sold to the West. But they're not stupid enough to use it themselves when it's a lot cheaper to build filthy coal power plants all over China.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (y9nCu)

274 I think it's quite comical that the Texas Dem Party went out of their way to find the two most loathsome people in the entire state and got them to run against each other for the Senate nomination.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM


For those of us not on the ground in TX, how's Tony Gonzales doing these days? Cruising to victory? Controversial? Embattled?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)

275 Like a Saturn. But, not as well built.
Posted by: garrett

I had a Saturn wagon back in 2002. It's engine blew up on the autobahn when I was driving at 120 mph downhill lol

Posted by: Military Moron at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (JCZqz)

276 @242 Garrett-true but it's like that across the board with all the euro super/hypercars. Anymore to get something sporty/luxury you need to look at the Mercs, BMW, Audi........eh, gotta throw in Porsche but even they're suffering a bit. I have my 2020 Shelby GT 500. It's still "just a Mustang" and kinda plastic too. (but with the new motor I'm having built its going to be 1100rwhp instead of my last set up at 950rwhp) I can't wait.

Posted by: JROD at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (IlL6s)

277 I would argue that humanity loses it's collective mind every third or fourth generation. At least (so far) we aren't burning half the world to the ground this time.
But it ain't over til its over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:05 PM

"Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)

278 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

279
If EVs were a rational alternative, the market for them would not have been forced.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 12:08 PM


This.

had the market been allowed to run it's course, we'd be well in to the second (or third) generation of hybrids

hybrids are the next logical step from the internal combustion engine, not EVs

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (tljrc)

280 Ever checked one out up close? Plastic. The bodies are reminiscent of the RC Car Bodies of my youth.

Like a Saturn. But, not as well built.
Posted by: garrett
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Spied a Mustang Mach-E in a parking lot yesterday. My first thought was 'WTF?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (XeU6L)

281
nood bill gates

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (tljrc)

282 Toyata should name their next model the Herro.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 12:13 PM (c27kw)

283 I honestly do not get the hatred of EVs. It’s an option among a bazillion car options. If you do not want one do not get one. I’d never buy a monster truck but I don’t care if anyone else does. If that’s your thing, have at it. find it bizarre that people go out of their way to hate on someone’s car purchase.

Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:14 PM (wrRTB)

284 257 2025 global ev sales was 20% higher vs 2024. It’s not crashing.
Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:09 PM (wrRTB)

"Global." Related?

>>>demand for EVs can be created by destroying the market for alternatives, but that is an economy-crushing behavior, and one that we see being played out in other countries

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (+YA9H)

285 I’m just hoping Honda reintroduces the Honda Fit.

I regret selling that car.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 12:15 PM (EH7w1)

286 For those of us not on the ground in TX, how's Tony Gonzales doing these days? Cruising to victory? Controversial? Embattled?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)

yeah, he's the one who's hot latina staffer girlfriend poured gasoline over herself and set herself aflame in her own backyard, while her mother watched. Bizarre.

I think he can probably stick it out. Most of the criticism of him seems to be coming from faux republicans like Massie, Boebert, and Nancy Mace. Of course they want Hakeem Jeffries to take over the house, which is why they are making noise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 12:16 PM (/QdgR)

287 It wasn't just stupidity that drove automakers to embrace EVs.
The heavy hand of government regulators can't be ignored. The Big 3 thought their customers would buy EVs because they wouldn't have any other choice (other than keeping their old cars.)
If Kamala had won, new ICE-powered vehicles would have been all but outlawed by the end of her term.
Automakers chose to get on the crony-capitalism bandwagon and team up with government rather than try and fight it. At the time it was a very understandable position to take. Having a product line that is illegal to sell isn't a great business strategy either.

Posted by: Matt at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (GggzH)

288 Great essay CBD.

I am forever amazed at the devotion to "climate science/change" among the worldwide secular elite. I see it here in my own community in spades; society ladies hold lunches and make speeches to each other about it, people buy electric cars and ostentatiously drive them around, and they talk about it at cocktail parties as common sense fact. But it's all silly make-believe, or most of it anyway.

Only the amazing strength of the capitalist economy prevents these people from suffering the effects of making these crazy decisions. The wealth created by American know-how and hard work has saved us all.

But will the ladies who lunch ever realize that fact? Don't bet on it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 12:17 PM (DJGRv)

289 I honestly do not get the hatred of EVs.

Posted by: Yeay at February 26, 2026 12:14 PM (wrRTB)


Because they have been subsidized to the tune of many billions of dollars of taxpayer money.

Read the post. It may help you understand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2026 12:18 PM (rezCL)

290 I don't believe the EV effort was only those things you put up there CBD. It was deeper and more sinister than that.
What they wanted was to upend the entire petroleum infrastructure; if you look at those companies, they are mostly right- leaning. If you look at the green ones, they are of course left. By forcing everyone to green, they get control of the entire infrastructure, and the means to production, and the money involved. Removing a great heap from the right-leaning folks. Then all of the other situations fall in under that- the pretext was 'save the planet'.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 26, 2026 01:03 PM (L/m7v)

291 Tesla will sell about 2 million cars world wide

Lol you guys were also the people who bitched about Obama saving the American car industry by losing GM e4 billion

Do I t recall anyone ever admitting they were in error.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (Q1J0a)

292 Windmills, solar panels, EV's...
You fuckers just wait...
I still have my Pet Rocks, and I'm pretty sure they're pregnant, and will be having little Pet Rockies soon!!!
I'll be rich, rich I tells ya!
Mwahahahaha!

Posted by: UncleJefe at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (gAuAm)

293 What if all the World Leaders decided to aid their own Country and quit telling us what to do that riding in those Firetraps called a EV

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 05:58 PM (wGqjj)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Cassatt crocheting1.jpg


Lydia Crocheting in the Garden at Marly

Mary Cassatt

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 ART

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

3 Lydia quietly tweaking .

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 nice hat.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

6 Lydia was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

7 She has an interesting expression on her face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

8 picking at the tiny freckle. over and over.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

9 It's OK. A little on the crudely rendered side, but not unpleasantly so.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (DgMqy)

10 pick, pick, pick.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

11 She looks bored.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 09:33 AM (jtM2q)

12 "Crocheting in the Garden."
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at February 26, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

13 She does not look happy!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 09:34 AM (0nHVk)

14 Lydia at Marly is pale. Almost like she’s a ghost.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

15 A lot of detail on the sleeves of her dress and her lacy bonnet. I like it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 09:34 AM (ix8EF)

16 Don't get on her bad side. She looks crotchety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 09:34 AM (8zz6B)

17 Alternate Title: Lydia Dreams Wistfully of the Day She Will Have a New Sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 09:36 AM (+HNx/)

18 She's doing what with her croch?!?!?

Posted by: AoSHQ Art Critic at February 26, 2026 09:36 AM (tj6OY)

19 She's naked under those clothes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:36 AM (GBKbO)

20 I watched my mom crochet about a million miles of afghans, but never while wearing gloves.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 09:37 AM (98kQX)

21 Hang on. Let me study it some more. I'm sure there's a phallic symbol in here somewhere.

Posted by: Sexually frustrated high school female art teacher at February 26, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

22 Always liked Cassatt. Like this one.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:37 AM (HYqoK)

23 It seems this was painted in a transitional period for Cassatt. She just started painting impressionistically, but the composition is quite conventional, not as bold as her mature work.

Sorry I couldn't think of anything funny to say, not even a dumb pun.

I like Cassatt.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 26, 2026 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

24 Irie, mon!

I and I welcome you!

Posted by: Lydia Meets Bob Marley at February 26, 2026 09:38 AM (IG3/x)

25 Show us your boobs, Lydia!

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

26 Comprehensive name. Meh picture.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 26, 2026 09:38 AM (sl73Y)

27 How does one get to crochet in the garden all day? Sure beats what I'm doing.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 26, 2026 09:38 AM (/XV1M)

28 Lydia is rolling a fattie

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 09:39 AM (9C/Xw)

29 Something something midget something thigh something something bean.

Posted by: Obligatory lewd comment at February 26, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

30 > 28 Lydia is rolling a fattie
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 09:39 AM (9C/Xw)

Where you tink she got de ganja, mon?

Posted by: Lydia Meets Bob Marley at February 26, 2026 09:40 AM (IG3/x)

31 Aunt Lydia looks content.

"Oh sweet Mary, why would you want to paint me? Your lovely nieces are playing near the herb garden. Surely there are better subjects?"

"Well if you must, just let me keep working. I've got to finish this for your cousin's trousseau. . . "


Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:40 AM (tj6OY)

32 I don't know enough about crocheting to critique her form. Would hang in my sewing/knitting/crocheting circle's room at church, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know what the project is at February 26, 2026 09:40 AM (Wt5PA)

33 full sleeve tats.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

34 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at February 26, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Getting old is not all fun and games.

Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 09:41 AM (Z3Kkg)

36 >> How does one get to crochet in the garden all day? Sure beats what I'm doing.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:41 AM (tj6OY)

37 Was this before or after Lydia’s sideshow gig as the tattooed lady?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

38 Other titles in the series:

Lydia Baking a Baguette in the Kitchen

Lydia Changing the Sheets in the Guest Bedroom

Lydia Cleaning the Cat Box in the Garage

Lydia Driving the Automobile to the Cafe

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (+HNx/)

39 chlamidyer, chlamidyer, i just can't get rid o' yer...

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)

40 30 Where you tink she got de ganja, mon?

Posted by: Lydia Meets Bob Marley at February 26, 2026 09:40 AM (IG3/x)

Bumboclaat, bwica bwica.

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (6Uni8)

41 She looks like Anne Heche.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (pZ64F)

42 38 Other titles in the series:

Lydia Baking a Baguette in the Kitchen

Lydia Changing the Sheets in the Guest Bedroom

Lydia Cleaning the Cat Box in the Garage

Lydia Driving the Automobile to the Cafe

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (+HNx/)

=====

Jumped the shark with Lydia Scissor Kicking Aliens like a Badass, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (GBKbO)

43 "How does one get to crochet in the garden all day? Sure beats what I'm doing."
+++

Her leisurely lifestyle is underwritten by income from the Quality Learing Center.

Posted by: Nick Shirley at February 26, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

44 38 Lydia Baking a Baguette in the Kitchen

Lydia Changing the Sheets in the Guest Bedroom

Lydia Cleaning the Cat Box in the Garage

Lydia Driving the Automobile to the Cafe

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 09:43 AM (+HNx/)

Lydia having a Grand Mal Seizure

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 09:45 AM (6Uni8)

45 Mary Cassatt is an interesting artist. Her portraits, especially the faces, are more realistic than the backgrounds and landscapes. Her still life of lilacs is quite Impressionistic but still conveys the essence so strongly you can almost smell the bouquet in the vase. In today's example the woman's figure and face are realistic but the clothing, plants and reflections of color in the glass could have been done by Monet. It's a pleasant combination. After the sharp lines and dull colors of yesterday's art, this is lively and enjoyable.

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2026 09:45 AM (yTvNw)

46 >>Other titles in the series:

Lydia Baking a Baguette in the Kitchen

Lydia Changing the Sheets in the Guest Bedroom

Lydia Cleaning the Cat Box in the Garage

Lydia Driving the Automobile to the Cafe
- - - -

Lydia reading by the fireside

Lydia cradling her granddaughter

Lydia gathering herbs from the garden

Lydia sipping tea at the cafe by the museum

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:45 AM (tj6OY)

47 39 chlamidyer, chlamidyer, i just can't get rid o' yer...
Posted by: cmeat


A shot of rocephin and a gram of azithromyacin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 09:46 AM (A5RD0)

48 How does one get to crochet in the garden all day? Sure beats what I'm doing.


Really? Talk about boring.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

49 Beautiful painting.

And if you want to watch how something like this is made…

Here is a video of James Gurney painting a garden.

https://tinyurl.com/3yysfvmk

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 09:46 AM (ah1Rv)

50 Granny Guthrie...prostitute in the park.

Posted by: Cross Eyed Mary at February 26, 2026 09:47 AM (hXJe5)

51 Lydia lurking on AoSHQ

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

52 full sleeve tats.

Groucho sings:
Lydia, oh Lydia, oh have you met Lydia?
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady!
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso, even moreso!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 26, 2026 09:47 AM (BHrzb)

53 Hobby thread!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 09:47 AM (vfth7)

54 Makes me think I've got eye googies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

55 I assume this is her most famous painting, only because I've seen it before.

https://tinyurl.com/4c79euzx

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (XvL8K)

56 Two days, two woman artists whose production could not be more different. I caught the juxtaposition, CBD. Vastly different views of the world, and life.

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (pDt9x)

57 Oddly, she isn't wearing stretch pants.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (pZ64F)

58 Lydia: "I can't find my hat."
Martha: "Just tie this lampshade on your head. you'll be fine."

Posted by: red speck at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (Ve/HL)

59 Lydia drinking a martini
Lydia blowing her nose
Lydia scratching where it itches

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (A5RD0)

60 She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso, even moreso!
Posted by: Pete in Texas

Wait, I was told only yesterday that nothing rhymes with "torso."

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

61
Lydia getting treated for the clap at the free clinic.

Posted by: A painting you'll never see at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

62 Vitamin D3 deficient for sure.

Posted by: Knit Picker at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

63 Lydia about to rip an earthshaking fart

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (6Uni8)

64 Lydia reminisces about the raging affair she had with her niece's art instructor before she was married. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:49 AM (tj6OY)

65 That outfit is SPF 25,000.

Posted by: red speck at February 26, 2026 09:49 AM (Ve/HL)

66 Lydia Crocheting in the Garden at Marly
Mary Cassatt

***************

A young girl named Lydia, from Marley
Had gluten intolerance, quite gnarly
She just could not eat
Pumpernickel, rye, or wheat
Only one grain she could stand...but just barley

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 09:49 AM (qgHp7)

67 9 It's OK. A little on the crudely rendered side, but not unpleasantly so.
Posted by: Bad Andrew

Give it time to fully download and render!!!

Posted by: Online porn experience circa 1999 on dial-up modem at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

68 Gregory Corso
Called her a whore so

Posted by: Lydia Meets Bob Marley at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)

69 >>Wait, I was told only yesterday that nothing rhymes with "torso."


Not true -- or so we've been told

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (tj6OY)

70 Day 26 of Granny Guthrie disappearance. And all this time, she's been crocheting in the garden.

Posted by: Good Work, Coppers! at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

71 Why is she outside crocheting with her gloves on?

Posted by: dantesed at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

72 I thought you played crochet by knocking balls through hoops with a mallet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (FXNzP)

73 MET

Title: Lydia Crocheting in the Garden at Marly
Artist: Mary Cassatt (American, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 1844–1926 Le Mesnil-Théribus, Oise)
Date: 1880
Culture: American
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 25 13/16 x 36 7/16 in. (65.6 x 92.6 cm)
Credit Line: Gift of Mrs. Gardner Cassatt, 1965
Object Number: 65.184

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:51 AM (gbOdA)

74 57 Oddly, she isn't wearing stretch pants.
Posted by: pudinhead

She could be wearing anything under that dress...or nothing at all...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 26, 2026 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

75 71 Why is she outside crocheting with her gloves on?

Posted by: dantesed at February 26, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

To hide her man-hands, and that she used to be Carl.

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 09:51 AM (6Uni8)

76 Bravo muldoon!

Posted by: Limerick Lover at February 26, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

77 It one of those toilet paper holder thingys you see at the Great Aunts house.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

78 57 Oddly, she isn't wearing stretch pants.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 09:48 AM (pZ64F)

You know, it is interesting. When this was painted, the ladies would have been better flattered by yoga pants than today. They also would have been far less likely to wear them in public.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (bss/y)

79 Totally focused, yet relaxed. You can tell that backpack leafblowers have not been invented yet.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (w4PfG)

80 This reminds me of the great 2001 French romantic comedy film Amélie (Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain) which we need to re-watch.

[The Wifey and I have different senses of humor, so it's a delight when we both really enjoy a movie like that.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (sTbTe)

81 71 >>>Why is she outside crocheting with her gloves on?

There's only one explanation: Lydia's a vampire.

Posted by: red speck at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Ve/HL)

82 How does Lydia butter her toast?

Posted by: Topic Of The Day at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (oftw2)

83 Look at that human torso
being dragged by that Kane corso...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 09:53 AM (bss/y)

84 77 It one of those toilet paper holder thingys you see at the Great Aunts house.
Posted by: r hennigantx

If Lena Dunham is your Aunt, can you revert to German and call her your Groß Aunt?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 26, 2026 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

85 There are 2 scans of this at the MET.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

86 lydia, tickling a bean.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:54 AM (R11M+)

87 Trying to crochet would drive me nuts. My big man hands and fingers would make a dog's breakfast out of it.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

88 80 This reminds me of the great 2001 French romantic comedy film Amélie (Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain) which we need to re-watch.

[The Wifey and I have different senses of humor, so it's a delight when we both really enjoy a movie like that.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (sTbTe)

======

Jean Pierre Jeunet's follow up, The Very Long Engagement, is not quite as outright funny but is the same kind of film with a more deeply felt emotional core.

I actually prefer it over Amelie. Audrey Tautou also stars but this time as a crippled woman looking for her lover reported dead in WWI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

89 First I'll crochet a cozy for the toaster. Then the electric can opener. Then the crock pot...

Posted by: Cozy Craze at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

90 My daughter's name is Lydia. We told her she was named after Lydia, the faithful seller of purple in the Bible, but it was really after watching The Marx Brothers At The Circus. She has no tattoos, though.

Posted by: Wreck Of The Hesperus at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)

91 How does one get to crochet in the garden all day?
Posted by: She Hobbit


**********

Same way one gets to Carnegie Hall.

Practice, practice, practice

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

92 How does Lydia butter her toast?
Posted by: Topic Of The Day at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (oftw2)
====

Lydia has people to butter her toast, she cannot be bothered with such petty details.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

93 79 Totally focused, yet relaxed. You can tell that backpack leafblowers have not been invented yet.
Posted by: t-bird

We had the leafblowers, but not the Mexicans to use them!!! (Sobs)

Posted by: Turn of the century upper middle class whites at February 26, 2026 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

94 87 that's why rosie greer did needlepoint.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)

95 >>This reminds me of the great 2001 French romantic comedy film Amélie (Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain) which we need to re-watch.


LOVE that movie!!
Got the dvd and the extras are wonderful, including an interview with the writer/director who said almost everything is something he or someone close to him did/has done (e.g. collecting round stone to skip, being a fan or the artist whom he commissioned to make the pig lamp) except the garden gnome thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:56 AM (tj6OY)

96 Totally focused, yet relaxed. You can tell that backpack leafblowers have not been invented yet.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 09:52 AM (w4PfG)

--------------

Now I've got a Mexican accordion landscaper and leaf-blower music ear-worm -- thanks a lot!

/Thank God we escaped Califzuela 13 years ago where we were THE ONLY people in our neighborhood who cut our own grass and did our own landscaping.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:56 AM (sTbTe)

97 My daughter's name is Lydia. We told her she was named after Lydia, the faithful seller of purple in the Bible, but it was really after watching The Marx Brothers At The Circus. She has no tattoos, though.
Posted by: Wreck Of The Hesperus

Like yesterday's "Beulah," it's not a name you run across much anymore. Pretty, though.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

98 Crochet and knitting are both popular yarn crafts, but they use different tools and techniques. Crochet uses a single hook to create stitches, while knitting involves two needles and keeps multiple stitches open at once, resulting in different textures and patterns.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:57 AM (gbOdA)

99 Does she put on a stocking and a stocking or a stocking and a boot?

Posted by: A. Bunker at February 26, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

101 >>Jean Pierre Jeunet's follow up, The Very Long Engagement, is not quite as outright funny but is the same kind of film with a more deeply felt emotional core.

I actually prefer it over Amelie. Audrey Tautou also stars but this time as a crippled woman looking for her lover reported dead in WWI.


Good movie, too, but "Amelie" is magical. The cast is perfection.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:58 AM (tj6OY)

102 I love Mary Cassatt. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: Tuna at February 26, 2026 09:58 AM (lJ0H4)

103 Here is another one from James Gurney..

If you want to see how a professional illustrator goes from idea to model, to studies to finished work, there are few better…

https://tinyurl.com/4fu7zeu4

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 09:58 AM (xnokb)

104 Raconteurs are good at yarn crafts.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

105 Aka me, in my retirement, hopefully.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM (79pEw)

106 Had my annual review with my money person yesterday.
Beat S and P by almost 3 points.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM (gbOdA)

107 I had a bitchin' Cassatt Player in my Camaro.

Posted by: Motor Voter at February 26, 2026 10:00 AM (oftw2)

108 Backpack leafblowers are colloquially known as Mexican Bagpipes.

Posted by: Here in Upper Suburbia at February 26, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

109 LOVE that movie!!
Got the dvd and the extras are wonderful, including an interview with the writer/director who said almost everything is something he or someone close to him did/has done (e.g. collecting round stone to skip, being a fan or the artist whom he commissioned to make the pig lamp) except the garden gnome thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:56 AM (tj6OY)

------------

Thanks for that info, Lizzy.

I rarely buy DVDs (not as rich as TJM, but The Wifey has a couple dozen of her faves) but really geek-out at all the extras and background information of films and anything else interesting, so will try to procure one of those.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:00 AM (sTbTe)

110 104 Raconteurs are good at yarn crafts.
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

Raconteurs
Using poor defenseless raccoons for profit is just wrong

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 10:00 AM (gbOdA)

111 Aka me, in my retirement, hopefully.
Posted by: bluebell

Can you do croquet using a shiv?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

112 I think she could conceal a crosdbow under that dress.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (c27kw)

113 Just tie this lampshade on your head. you'll be fine.

********

Looks a bit like a vase. Would that make her a crochet-y old jarhead?

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

114 Had my annual review with my money person yesterday.
Beat S and P by almost 3 points.
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM (gbOdA)
=====

Pffft.
--Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (RIvkX)

115 Resting crocheting face

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (CG8iT)

116 108 Backpack leafblowers are colloquially known as Mexican Bagpipes.
Posted by: Here in Upper Suburbia at February 26, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

Gas powered leaf blowers illegal in LA County

but...

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (gbOdA)

117 >>I had a bitchin' Cassatt Player in my Camaro.

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

Posted by: Dead Milkmen at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (tj6OY)

118 Good morning bluebell


May we have a grammie update please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (A5RD0)

119 Is this about us?

Posted by: Trash Pandas at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

120 Lydia is rehearsing in her head the top 17 ways to kill a man with a crochet hook.

Posted by: Theyjustwriteitoff at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (sUTO1)

121 Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife is supposed to testify before Congress today?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (Z7bjG)

122 Jean Pierre Jeunet's follow up, The Very Long Engagement, is not quite as outright funny but is the same kind of film with a more deeply felt emotional core.

I actually prefer it over Amelie. Audrey Tautou also stars but this time as a crippled woman looking for her lover reported dead in WWI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:55 AM (GBKbO)

-----------

Thanks for that enlightenment, TJM -- I feel some deja vu like we've had this same conversation some years ago but I never followed up on the follow up.

I'm writing it down this time and -- per Joe Bob -- will check it out!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (sTbTe)

123 The billionaires and trillionaires...

Posted by: Bernie at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (CG8iT)

124 Using poor defenseless raccoons for profit is just wrong
Posted by: r hennigantx

We agree! That's why we had to off him, to put him out of his misery!
-- NY State goons who took out Fred the Raccoon

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

125 Cassatt has other lovely paintings where she seems to spend more time with faces: "Summertime" with a little red haired girl, Another one with Motherhood in the title-can't recall the official title- with another little girl, and one with a girl with a white hat and black clothes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (Nx5jP)

126 122 Thanks for that enlightenment, TJM -- I feel some deja vu like we've had this same conversation some years ago but I never followed up on the follow up.

I'm writing it down this time and -- per Joe Bob -- will check it out!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (sTbTe)

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Oh, and it's A Very Long Engagement, not The. Brain fart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)

127
Preview of Hillary Clinton's testimony this morning:

"I don't remember,
I don't recall,
I've got no memory
of anything at all"

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (Y8DZL)

128 We agree! That's why we had to off him, to put him out of his misery!
-- NY State goons who took out Fred the Raccoon
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

And Peanut too

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (gbOdA)

129 I don't feel no ways tarred.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (c27kw)

130 >>I rarely buy DVDs (not as rich as TJM, but The Wifey has a couple dozen of her faves) but really geek-out at all the extras and background information of films and anything else interesting, so will try to procure one of those.


It was totally by chance - bought it used from Thriftbooks. They also give details on the filming, particularly the location. The guy who played her love interest is an accomplished director, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:04 AM (tj6OY)

131 Lydia?

Not Katherine Hepburn?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 10:04 AM (plFPI)

132 127
Preview of Hillary Clinton's testimony this morning:

"I don't remember,
I don't recall,
I've got no memory
of anything at all"

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (Y8DZL)

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It's all she'll have time to say in between the speeches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:04 AM (GBKbO)

133 121 Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife is supposed to testify before Congress today?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:02 AM

+++

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at February 26, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

134 You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:04 AM (c27kw)

135 please ban hash CLv3t

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 10:05 AM (j+aD2)

136 I hate the heartbreak of psoriasis. And trolls. But mostly trolls.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

137 One thing old school congress critters kept a tight leash on - it is your right (sadly) for government employees to plead the 5th amendment and refuse to comment or answer questions.

But that necessarily also precludes giving speeches or diatribes. One suspects Mrs. Clinton will try to test this.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:07 AM (Z7bjG)

138 Patel is under fire from the Left for carousing with hockey players on the government dime.

They're correct about that, but they didn't care about that sort of stuff when Wray did it all the time, and it's penny ante bullshit I don't particularly care about.

The problem I have is that CNN is running an article making that exact point.

I've remained neutral about Patel and Bondi so far, even though I'm not impressed by their performance. But if CNN is running interference for Kash Patel, that's a very, very bad indicator.

One of their deep state handlers told them to run an article defending this geek. Not good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:07 AM (BI5O2)

139 And Peanut too
Posted by: r hennigantx

Yes, Peanut, too. But Peanut gets all the glory, and no one remembers poor Fred.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

140 >>Preview of Hillary Clinton's testimony this morning:

"I don't remember,
I don't recall,
I've got no memory
of anything at all"


"Old news"
"Vast right-wing conspiracy"
"With a cloth?"
"AT this point, what difference does it make?"

Honestly, this whole thing is performative nonsense.

We know she's lying. She knows we know she's lying. She's telling us to GFYS by lying with a smile. The people pretending to interrogate her know she's lying, buy will nonetheless take this all very seriously, then declare 'mission accomplished.'
MOVEON.ORG

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:08 AM (tj6OY)

141 Patel is under fire from the Left for carousing with hockey players on the government dime.

Are we sure the government paid for it, and not Kash himself?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

142 May we have a grammie update please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 10:01 AM (A5RD0)
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I actually came here to do just that as I just received a note from her! Give me a minute to retype so I don't end up in the Barrel.

Preview: needs big prayers for the next few days.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:09 AM (79pEw)

143 Has Lydia registered those dangerous knitting needles, they're pointy and sharp, with the local constabulary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 10:10 AM (jjhQ/)

144 Must have been previous thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:10 AM (c27kw)

145 141 Patel is under fire from the Left for carousing with hockey players on the government dime.

Are we sure the government paid for it, and not Kash himself?

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

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Patel was in Italy for meetings with security, after action reports on security at the Olympics.

Then, the men's hockey team makes the gold medal game. It's held on a Sunday. Then, Sunday afternoon, they win, and he gets invited into the locker room to celebrate. He celebrates.

The story is stupid and should be ignored.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

146 The media is maliciously stupid and should be ignored.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2026 10:11 AM (jjhQ/)

147 Did Billy C already testify? Or, is it "ladies first?"

For some definition of "lady."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 10:11 AM (jtM2q)

148 Parasites of the Caribbean.

James Woods Torches “Somali Parasite” Ilhan Omar, “Insufferable Scum” Democrats Protesting Trump’s SOTU Speech

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:12 AM (FXNzP)

149 Lydia
Killing time until the football results are posted.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at February 26, 2026 10:13 AM (uNwvV)

150 Just received from grammie winger:

"Tomorrow (2/27) I go in for an all-day marathon of tests and consultations. Then Monday they will attempt the surgery, which is quite complex and they are not sure they can do it. If they can, it will be a 10-hour procedure. I confess to being slightly apprehensive. The Rev is a little overwhelmed, poor soul. Fortunately my kids have me covered, my daughter the nurse for the medical side, and my son for the spiritual side. He has been a rock."

She goes on to say she will contact me in the days following the surgery, and of course I will report here immediately when I hear anything. I'll be sending this to Annie for the Saturday morning prayer thread.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (79pEw)

151 Are we sure the government paid for it, and not Kash himself?
Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

They're pretending to be angry about the use of Wray's old G5 jet he'd fly around in for dumb vacations.

I just balk at regime media defending a Trump appointee - that tells me he's a regime figure more than a MAGA figure. If he could be trusted, CNN would be screaming about his corruption and demanding his head be nailed to the nose of the jet, not telling people to lay off of him, because this is normal protocol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

152 I've remained neutral about Patel and Bondi so far, even though I'm not impressed by their performance. But if CNN is running interference for Kash Patel, that's a very, very bad indicator.

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"We will eventually have 15,000 indictments unsealed in Florida!"

/Wait, where have I heard this before?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (sTbTe)

153 66, Muldoon your limericks always make me laugh.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (Rx8av)

154 Another of my favorite YouTube artists painting water Lillie’s..

https://tinyurl.com/3hzyvjcs

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (1Ho02)

155 >>Patel is under fire from the Left for carousing with hockey players on the government dime.


I find all of this manufactured "scandal" surrounding the USA Hockey team win and subsequent phone call w/Trump and visit to the WH tedious.

There are some people who need to be offended, who seek outrage at every opportunity.

These guys did something wonderful at the Olympics and obsessing over every little thing immediately after winning sucks all the joy out of the moment, of their amazing victory.

Let's not take the killjoys' bait, eh?
Let them live in the H#ll of their own making, taking USA Hockey golds, pitting the men's and women's teams against each other, and picking it apart piece by piece to feed their need for rage.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (tj6OY)

156 138 I've remained neutral about Patel and Bondi so far, even though I'm not impressed by their performance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yeah, the heads on pikes or hanging from lamp posts count seems to be under-achieved at this point.

Grand Jury nullification is a real issue; Democrats are fanatical in most jurisdictions. Bring a case and they'll shut it down.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (Y8DZL)

157 She goes on to say she will contact me in the days following the surgery, and of course I will report here immediately when I hear anything. I'll be sending this to Annie for the Saturday morning prayer thread.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (79pEw)

Thanks for the info.. I'll double up on the prayers

Posted by: Kamala at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (VE6XX)

158 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (c27kw)

159 157 She goes on to say she will contact me in the days following the surgery, and of course I will report here immediately when I hear anything. I'll be sending this to Annie for the Saturday morning prayer thread.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (79pEw)

Thanks for the info.. I'll double up on the prayers
Posted by: Kamala at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (VE6XX)

Off sock/

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 10:16 AM (VE6XX)

160 Bastards!

Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)

161 150 ... bluebell,

Thanks so much for the Grammie update. Our prayers are going into overdrive for the next few days.

Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2026 10:17 AM (yTvNw)

162 Nice art. Lydia. I automatically think of Andy Griffith when Barney fixes him up with Lydia. "I hate to chit chat." "The sun gives me the herpes."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2026 10:17 AM (qBdHI)

163 Patel was in Italy on the government dime to conference with the Italian security apparatus. Patel will be responsible for security at the World Cup here in the USA and was evaluating the Italian protocol for the Olympics. He said his side excursion to the hockey match would be on his dime.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 26, 2026 10:17 AM (Rx8av)

164 I did not have sex with that man, Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2026 10:18 AM (0rT8y)

165 Thank you for the Grammie update, bluebell! Wow, she's got a lot on her plate, but I know her faith will give her the strength she needs. My prayers for her will continue.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2026 10:18 AM (qBdHI)

166 Thanks, bluebell . Prayers for grammie!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 10:20 AM (Nx5jP)

167 You mean like with a cloth?

Hillary, being blasted drunk most of the time, wipes wrong and ends up getting all clogged up.

Posted by: Huma Abba Dabba Doo Abedin at February 26, 2026 10:20 AM (hXJe5)

168 Nice enough, but wish it had details

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2026 10:20 AM (lddk3)

169 [snip]

She [grammie winger] goes on to say she will contact me in the days following the surgery, and of course I will report here immediately when I hear anything. I'll be sending this to Annie for the Saturday morning prayer thread.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (79pEw)

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Thanks for that update, bluebell -- prayers ascending.

It's amazing that as late as the 19th century, the average lifespan was (around 35) less than half of what it is today -- much of it owing to infant mortality.

I've heard recent futurists predicting that, in the not-too-distant-future, age 120 will likely be the new 60.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:21 AM (sTbTe)

170 And yet, congress critters jet set all over the world on our dime, probably pay for hookers and blow with our money too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 10:21 AM (WFPHN)

171 160 Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Your 2028 Democrat Presidential Nominee.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:21 AM (Y8DZL)

172 The NBA's use of conventional math, of starting games on time, and of cleaning needles off the court are all examples of the NBA trying to whiten the game.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 10:22 AM (0rT8y)

173 IIRC Patel is a hockey fan. Amateur player. No wonder he had interest in the game.

Beyond that.... what's the problem?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 10:22 AM (jtM2q)

174 Democrats make me sick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 10:22 AM (2OJI2)

175 Thank you for all the prayers for grammie - as you know, they mean the world to her!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:23 AM (79pEw)

176 I did not have sex with that man, Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2026 10:18 AM (0rT8y)

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Nobody puts The Bull in Hillary like Webster Hubbell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:24 AM (sTbTe)

177 @168

>>Nice enough, but wish it had details

I’m the opposite, the hallmark of a great artist is how much they can convey with as little detail as possible without falling into abstraction.

Look at some of JSS’s portraits, you will be surprised at how little detail is in them but his extraordinary techniques convey detail with literally nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 10:25 AM (WFPHN)

178 Lydia Crocheting in the Garden at Marly, 1880
Mary Cassatt
Metropolitan Museum of Art

It's pretty and peaceful; I like it a great deal.
---
Wikipedia, 'Lydia Crocheting in the Garden at Marly'

In part, "Mary Cassatt's family had come to visit her at Marly-le-Roi in the summer of 1880 where the painter was living with her sister Lydia. Lydia, who suffered from Bright's disease, had moved from Philadelphia to live with Cassatt, who had relocated to Paris. At the time, unmarried women did not live alone, and as Lydia's disease progressed, she was no longer able to travel. The remainder of the family joined the sisters in the summer of 1880 and Cassatt's work at that time shifted to images depicting home life. Lydia became a frequent subject of Cassatt's work until her death in 1882.[1] Although Cassatt usually avoided plein air painting, the vivid representation of sunlight in this work suggests that it was painted in the garden.[2]"

Ya'll know where some of you are heading. 🤨

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:25 AM (NFX2v)

179 The NBA's use of conventional math, of starting games on time, and of cleaning needles off the court are all examples of the NBA trying to whiten the game.

Posted by: Wally at February 26, 2026 10:22 AM (0rT8y)

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Have there been any green dildos tossed out onto the court at NBA games this year?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:25 AM (sTbTe)

180 New tiny 90 million year old dinosaur discovered.

https://is.gd/bAXUA9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:26 AM (FXNzP)

181 Should I have the bedroom ceiling painted taupe or fawn?

Posted by: Lydia at February 26, 2026 10:27 AM (0sNs1)

182 Everybody looked like that before glasses were invented.

Posted by: fd - I forgive myself for the mistakes I made at February 26, 2026 10:27 AM (vFG9F)

183 Prayers for grammie, and thank you bluebell.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (0nHVk)

184 I would really like there to be something vaguely resembling justice for disgusting leftoids like the Clintons in this mortal life, but does anyone actually believe that is in the offing in any meaningful way?

She's going to sit in the committee room and lie her flabby ass off, everyone will know she's lying her flabby ass off, have no way to really prove that she's lying her flabby ass off, and she will walk her flabby ass out of the room, get on a private jet and fly back to Chappaqua to be with her box of cheap New Zealand Chardonnay and nobody will do a goddamn thing about it. Oh, there will probably be a mildly-sternly worded letter summarizing her flabby-assed lies.

I hate to be The Guy That Says Nothing Will Happen, but can someone put me a clue as to what the point of this dumb shit is?

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (5aZAZ)

185 KTLA laid off Kacey Montoya? But kept the n***** fag?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (Kt19C)

186 A little more unhinged than usual...

commondreams.org: Watched by Millions, ‘People’s State of the Union’ Counters Unhinged Trump.

If I had a magic wand, I would get rid of this idea of a president. I’m sick of queens and kings and gods and goddesses and these stupid figureheads that we’re supposed to worship.

Get rid of the presidency. I’m not a child. I don’t need some God taking care of me. Parliamentary solutions only, please.

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) told the crowd gathered blocks from the US Capitol that “these are not normal times, and Democrats have to stop behaving normally.”

It’s way too late for that.

And the proof was in how the Demonazis failed even to loudly denounce Mushroom Boy while he was at the podium.

The Demonazis are a dead and discredited letter in US politics. To defeat the fascists, a new party, one based on movement politics, not electoral quagmires, has to come into being.

I don't know if I can survive 3 more years of this, but neither can the Orange man. Slurring words, falling face, right side drooping. He’s not the healthiest person and they definitely have him juiced up on anything they can get their hands on.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

187 Impressionist or Myopic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (c27kw)

188 I thought HRC was just going to Zoom in.

Posted by: fd - I forgive myself for the mistakes I made at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (vFG9F)

189 183 Prayers for grammie, and thank you bluebell.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Absolutely. 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

190 Bastards!

Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)

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Too many White Euros -- we're gonna need MOAR Muzzies!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:29 AM (sTbTe)

191 Praying for grammie, a truly lovely woman.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:29 AM (wIg5s)

192 Bill Gates Apologizes to Foundation Staff over Ties to Epstein, Says He Did “Nothing Illicit”

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How about illegal?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:29 AM (FXNzP)

193 Nice picture, would hang. Like the hat

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 26, 2026 10:29 AM (hTSkD)

194 Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Your 2028 Democrat Presidential Nominee.
Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:21 AM (Y8DZL)

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DogEater 2: I'm A UNITER Boogaloo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:30 AM (sTbTe)

195 Nothing Will Happen.

Posted by: Someone has to say it at February 26, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

196 The NBA is boring which is why ratings are cratering.

As with everything, the zenith of basketball was a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (WFPHN)

197 Prayers up for Grammie!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

198 New tiny 90 million year old dinosaur discovered.

https://is.gd/bAXUA9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:26 AM (FXNzP)

I was in the pool!

Posted by: Zombie New tiny 90 million year old dinosaur at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (dK+Kv)

199 There is no point to any investigation of any regime figure. This is America; these people are above the law. Our system isn't structured in a way that makes consequences possible. It was constructed to prevent that from ever happening. Literally every single one of its mechanisms would have to suffer a cascading failure for a powerful criminal to be punished.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)

200 180. https://is.gd/bAXUA9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Neat, and like Jurassic Park!
thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (NFX2v)

201 If I had a magic wand, I would get rid of this idea of a president. I’m sick of queens and kings and gods and goddesses and these stupid figureheads that we’re supposed to worship.
____

They think MAGA voters worship Trump because they worshipped Obama.

They simply cannot think outside the tiny box of the Leftist way of thinking.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Dv3i1)

202 186 If I had a magic wand, I would get rid of this idea of a president. I’m sick of queens and kings and gods and goddesses and these stupid figureheads that we’re supposed to worship.

Get rid of the presidency. I’m not a child. I don’t need some God taking care of me. Parliamentary solutions only, please.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2026 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

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Dear lord, the idea that Legislatures should also Executive? You're just replacing a president installed for a set amount of time with a Prime Minister, who's deeply weaker institutionally.

Anyone who looks across the pond to England and says, "That's good governance" is insane.

Also, if you want an executive with less power, give the government less power. But that's not an option. Ever. "I want the government to be all powerful," is just a base assumption that they'll never question.

These people have never seriously considered what governance is. Ever.

It's kind of hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

203 Patel is under fire from the Left for carousing with hockey players on the government dime.

Boy, can you imagine their outrage over our government dimes if they discover states are committing Medicare fraud?

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:33 AM (w4PfG)

204 Have there been any green dildos tossed out onto the court at NBA games this year?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:25 AM (sTbTe)

Do we have evidence that it was thrown and not dropped?

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 26, 2026 10:33 AM (/6GbT)

205 Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) told the crowd gathered blocks from the US Capitol that “these are not normal times, and Democrats have to stop behaving normally.”

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Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:33 AM (FXNzP)

206 190 Bastards!

Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:16 AM (FXNzP)

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I hear he's a moderate because he sometimes says that Democrats have bad tactics.

Also, he's black, so white progressives want him because they have no idea who he actually is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

207 196 The NBA is boring which is why ratings are cratering.

As with everything, the zenith of basketball was a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (WFPHN)
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The NBA as a sports product sucks.

At best, it's a soap opera for middle-aged dudes.

Also, they can't shut the fuck up about the WNBA which is worse and which nobody watches because even women can't be bothered to watch women try to play basketball.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (5aZAZ)

208 201 They think MAGA voters worship Trump because they worshipped Obama.

They simply cannot think outside the tiny box of the Leftist way of thinking.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Dv3i1)

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They're going to come down with coconut fever so hard in about 22 months.

It's gonna be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

209 If I had a magic wand, I would get rid of this idea of a president. I’m sick of queens and kings and gods and goddesses and these stupid figureheads that we’re supposed to worship.

Get rid of the presidency. I’m not a child. I don’t need some God taking care of me. Parliamentary solutions only, please.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


I can tell you're not a child because you wish you had a magic wand.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (w4PfG)

210 I hear he's a moderate because he sometimes says that Democrats have bad tactics.

Also, he's black, so white progressives want him because they have no idea who he actually is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
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He's also good friends with Mark Levin, like that somehow belongs in his asset column.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (5aZAZ)

211 209
I can tell you're not a child because you wish you had a magic wand.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (w4PfG)

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Also, the idea that the president is out there taking care of people?

He's chief executive of the federal government. Is that supposed to be a daddy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

212 Dear lord, the idea that Legislatures should also Executive? You're just replacing a president installed for a set amount of time with a Prime Minister, who's deeply weaker institutionally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

And no accountability for the actions of the group, versus actions of one replaceable executive. Retarded indeed.

Posted by: Zombie New tiny 90 million year old dinosaur at February 26, 2026 10:35 AM (dK+Kv)

213 194 Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Your 2028 Democrat Presidential Nominee.
Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:21 AM (Y8DZL)

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DogEater 2: I'm A UNITER Boogaloo!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 10:30 AM (sTbTe)


Its called diversity and equity and inclusion.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (i0Hi3)

214 They think MAGA voters worship Trump because they worshipped Obama.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

They didn't even have our orange robes and matching fezzes. You call that worship??

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

215 212 And no accountability for the actions of the group, versus actions of one replaceable executive. Retarded indeed.

Posted by: Zombie New tiny 90 million year old dinosaur at February 26, 2026 10:35 AM (dK+Kv)

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Parliament is supreme and can do whatever the fuck it wants because it has no checks.

It's centralizing power even more into a largely unaccountable group that can let institutional corruption fester faster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

216 These people have never seriously considered what governance is. Ever.

It's kind of hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)
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When you read the Reddit Intercepts, it's important to keep in mind that the Reddit userbase is HEAVILY non-American. Whoever posted that most likely lives under a shitty Euroweenie parliamentary system and is shilling for their stupid system of government that he knows quite well.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (5aZAZ)

217 117 my parents drove it up from the bahamas.

Posted by: cmeat at February 26, 2026 10:37 AM (R11M+)

218 The more appropriate moniker is Screamin' A. Smith.

Posted by: Change my mind at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

219 Aka me, in my retirement, hopefully.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 09:59 AM


bluebell's shivs will become even collectable. Stock up now!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (0sNs1)

220 He's chief executive of the federal government. Is that supposed to be a daddy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

They'd prefer a dreamy, gay mocha messiah, perhaps?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (dK+Kv)

221 Nobody puts The Bull in Hillary like Webster Hubbell.
Posted by: ShainS

All Morons are well aware of 'The Power of the Pxxxx' but I mean, C'mon, somewhere you just have to draw the line!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (cYBz/)

222 The NBA as a sports product sucks.

At best, it's a soap opera for middle-aged dudes.

Also, they can't shut the fuck up about the WNBA which is worse and which nobody watches because even women can't be bothered to watch women try to play basketball.
Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (5aZAZ)

If it were a soap opera for middle aged dudes, it would be an escape. It isn’t. I stopped watching when I was getting smacked on the head with politics, same as the NFL. And I was once a huge Spurs fan.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (fYhK6)

223 1. Praying 🙏🏻 for grammie.
2. The NBA needs to teach the players basic English.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (4opPK)

224 {bluebell} thanks for the update

grammie a prayer for her complete and immediate healing.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)

225 I can tell you're not a child because you wish you had a magic wand.
Posted by: t-bird

No, no, eets not, how you say, a childish idea!

Posted by: The Paolo at February 26, 2026 10:38 AM (oftw2)

226 216 When you read the Reddit Intercepts, it's important to keep in mind that the Reddit userbase is HEAVILY non-American. Whoever posted that most likely lives under a shitty Euroweenie parliamentary system and is shilling for their stupid system of government that he knows quite well.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (5aZAZ)

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Probably English, yeah.

And the English despise their own Parliamentary government.

Limited government is just never an option.

Seriously, Trump is literally shrinking the size and scope of government (federal workforce reductions + regulatory pullbacks). It's making the government less of a caretaker. It's what they say they want!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

227 Reddit is bots.

Posted by: Just like Twitter at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (2Ez/1)

228 /orange sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)

229 Basketball needs a pool.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (c27kw)

230 Pure altruism and agape.

Nancy Pelosi says that she was never in Congress for the money: "Not that I was there for the money."

Pelosi’s net worth is over $400 MILLION since joining Congress.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (FXNzP)

231 Good morning all!

Do you think that one day an objective and fair film will be made, or a book will be written about the life and political rise and fall and rise of DJT? He seems to be living, breathing proof of the saying "Comes the time, comes the man"?

Posted by: jmel at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (RWHIh)

232 The NBA is boring which is why ratings are cratering.

As with everything, the zenith of basketball was a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
__________

In the end, it's a stupid game. The definition of a foul is so subjective as to make it meaningless. The refs determine the outcome, not the players.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)

233 f I had a magic wand, I would get rid of this idea of a president. I’m sick of queens and kings and gods and goddesses and these stupid figureheads that we’re supposed to worship.
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No you wouldn't and no you aren't. You would just make it someone who does all the shit you want and punish anyone who objected.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (wIg5s)

234 And yes, I have a *genuine* (and limited edition) bluebell shiv. It is, perhaps, the most honored object in my collection of sharp pointy things.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (0sNs1)

235 Parliament is supreme and can do whatever the fuck it wants because it has no checks.

It's centralizing power even more into a largely unaccountable group that can let institutional corruption fester faster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

Americans would not like a parliamentary system (though ME and AK have embraced elements of it). Not only is it what you describe, but the change in parliament can be immediate. Changes in government can be so drastic as to make one’s head spin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (fYhK6)

236 The other thing to remember is that most systems have no checks on the overall power of the government. No powers enumerated in the constitution or bill of rights to set guard rails. They can literally do as they please. Often, even if they say they do, it is at the mercy of the government to decide what it can or can't do.

Civilization is just a very very thin facade on might makes right tribalism.

This is the thing the left both wants and really does not want, because they are not looking at the backside of things and realizing the document protects them as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (bss/y)

237 Something something crotchety.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 10:40 AM (diia5)

238 Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (5aZAZ)

Nah, bet you anything they're just mad about Trump

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (wIg5s)

239 Stephen A. Smith deals 3-card Monty in Bryant Park.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX)

240 Probably nothing will happen to them. Nevertheless, 'sins of the father' (or mother, too, in their case), the concept that the consequences, curses, or negative behaviors of parents (or ancestors) are passed down to and affect their children and subsequent generations.

Related - 'The Troubled In-Laws of the 2016 Race' If Clinton or Trump is elected, there’ll probably be a felonious father-in-law visiting the White House. April 2026



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (NFX2v)

241 /orange sock off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (RIvkX)
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I knew it was you .

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (79pEw)

242 Seriously, Trump is literally shrinking the size and scope of government (federal workforce reductions + regulatory pullbacks). It's making the government less of a caretaker. It's what they say they want!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

They want fascism? Ern Norman, coordinate!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (Dv3i1)

243 238 Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:36 AM (5aZAZ)

Nah, bet you anything they're just mad about Trump

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (wIg5s)

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"Newsom can be my daddy!"
-probably that one commenter's next comment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

244 If I had a magic wand, I would wish everyone I don't like to the cornfield.

Posted by: What they really meant at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (vFG9F)

245 Okay, that was supposed to be a wink but it seems to be a lovely little picture.

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (79pEw)

246 Seriously, Trump is literally shrinking the size and scope of government (federal workforce reductions + regulatory pullbacks). It's making the government less of a caretaker. It's what they say they want!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

They said they wanted an outsider, a change agent. I told them "then, Trump was their guy." They countered that Hillary was their outsider change agent, because that's what programming the DNC delivered to their NPCs.

What are you gonna do with that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

247 "199 There is no point to any investigation of any regime figure. This is America; these people are above the law. Our system isn't structured in a way that makes consequences possible. It was constructed to prevent that from ever happening. Literally every single one of its mechanisms would have to suffer a cascading failure for a powerful criminal to be punished.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)"

Look on the bright side, it could be worse. The shit going down in the UK would never fly here, and mostly likely will never fly


I own an antitank rifle, ffs. And and LMG. Suppressed sniper rifles and integrally suppressed subguns. Think of the poor fucks over ther that have to bow and scrape when the local fuzz comes to arrest them for mean tweets.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (+RkG8)

248 Parliament is supreme and can do whatever the fuck it wants because it has no checks.

It's centralizing power even more into a largely unaccountable group that can let institutional corruption fester faster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Correct and incorrect. The UK is ruled by the civil service, not Parleilayement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (diia5)

249 Nah, bet you anything they're just mad about Trump
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (wIg5s)
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They're that, too, but odds are that about 3/5 of the Reddit Intercepts were posted by people not living in the US.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (5aZAZ)

250 All Morons are well aware of 'The Power of the Pxxxx' but I mean, C'mon, somewhere you just have to draw the line!!

Posted by: Tonypete

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You're assuming it was consensual.

I'm assuming it was under duress.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 10:43 AM (9C/Xw)

251 Dear lord, the idea that Legislatures should also Executive? You're just replacing a president installed for a set amount of time with a Prime Minister, who's deeply weaker institutionally.

Anyone who looks across the pond to England and says, "That's good governance" is insane.

Also, if you want an executive with less power, give the government less power. But that's not an option. Ever. "I want the government to be all powerful," is just a base assumption that they'll never question.

These people have never seriously considered what governance is. Ever.

It's kind of hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

There’s always TX government. The governor here is among the weakest, if not THE weakest, governor in all 50 states. In some ways you can argue the Lt Gov has more power.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:43 AM (fYhK6)

252 Thoughts of revenge on a cheating partner.

Posted by: Unkaren at February 26, 2026 10:43 AM (duOzU)

253 Leftists hated football and basketball when it wasn’t politicized and woke and filled with AWFLs. It was a refuge so to speak, for normal males of all races, a place to forget about politics at least for a while.

That, of course, could not be allowed to stand. Either you get rid of the entire edifice altogether, or prancing tranny “cheerleaders” and the pink ribbons and the rest of it, or both.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (yfFl/)

254 Thank you, bluebell. Appreciate the Grammie updates.

Prayers up for her, her loved ones, and those responsible for her medical care.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (wr21C)

255 I can tell you're not a child because you wish you had a magic wand.

Posted by: t-bird

You know, like free grocery stores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (FXNzP)

256 They're going to come down with coconut fever so hard in about 22 months.

It's gonna be great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I had that once. Gave my brown-skinned cook a white, creamy filling. He even floated in the lake after his mysterious drowning "accident".

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (JCZqz)

257 Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:41 AM (79pEw)

But I'm sure it it were Trump he'd like her too and wish her well with prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (PFs9e)

258 246 They said they wanted an outsider, a change agent. I told them "then, Trump was their guy." They countered that Hillary was their outsider change agent, because that's what programming the DNC delivered to their NPCs.

What are you gonna do with that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

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"Top of the political class of one party for 20 years and former Secretary of State under previous Democrat administration is more of an outsider than New York real estate mogul who's never held office before."

Partisanship makes one stupid.

But...Democrats are desperate for an actual outsider. They just reject all of them.

They want an outsider that says all the same things as insiders. But that's not what outsiders do. Outsiders challenge assumptions. Trump did it on several fronts (Iraq and immigration). Democrats need something like that.

But, their media ecosystem attacks and shuts down anyone who tries. Trump had the advantage that the media ecosystem propped him up because they thought it would hurt the GOP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

259 Pelosi is not there for the money.
Neither is a crime boss. It’s the POWER, baby! Money is the side benefit.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (yrDTz)

260 > I own an antitank rifle, ffs. And and LMG. Suppressed sniper rifles and integrally suppressed subguns. Think of the poor fucks over ther that have to bow and scrape when the local fuzz comes to arrest them for mean tweets.
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There's a state politician here in KY that wants to make machine guns legal for the public. He's introducing a bill this year to push it.

Not a chance in hell it'll pass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (jtM2q)

261 Okay, that was supposed to be a wink but it seems to be a lovely little picture.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM


A relatively recent (and unannounced/undocumented) change by Pixy has broken the traditional AoSHQ comment emoticons. Sad! :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (0sNs1)

262 When reading "The King's Peace" (run up to teh ECW), pretty much every other page in the first half I was sayng to Charles I, "You eediot!!". Then Parliament got the bit in its teeth and they were EVEN WORSE.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (i1VVh)

263 And, lovely art for today, CBD. I do enjoy Cassat.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (wr21C)

264 251 There’s always TX government. The governor here is among the weakest, if not THE weakest, governor in all 50 states. In some ways you can argue the Lt Gov has more power.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:43 AM (fYhK6)

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And the legislature only meets every other year.

And everyone is dead because Texas's government isn't passing bills all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

265 I hate Impressionism.

Posted by: front toward enemy at February 26, 2026 10:46 AM (TIizU)

266 What are you gonna do with that?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

Nod and back away slowly.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (wIg5s)

267 , Muldoon your limericks always make me laugh.
Posted by: Jen the original]/i]

************

Aw. Thanks. It has been a lot of fun through the years.

Posted by: muldoon at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (qgHp7)

268 Obama probably appeared to be an outsider to the Dems. He knocked out the insider Hillary. Unless of course you think that the Clintons were outsiders.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

269 These people have never seriously considered what governance is. Ever.
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“Consensus”, an end run around leadership. It’s a carefully crafted indoctrination into a widespread enforced mediocrity, as well as preventing anyone from being held responsible or accountable.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (yfFl/)

270 It's centralizing power even more into a largely unaccountable group that can let institutional corruption fester faster.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Correct and incorrect. The UK is ruled by the civil service, not Parleilayement.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

It's funny that this is the same group that accuses you of being a Nazi bootlicker if you support ICE deporting people, and defending themselves against violent rioters, and yet they want the British nanny-state.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (JCZqz)

271 268 Obama probably appeared to be an outsider to the Dems. He knocked out the insider Hillary. Unless of course you think that the Clintons were outsiders.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)

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On the surface, he was.

No real ties to any major national power structure. He was an upstart.

But his outsiderism brought racialism and Chicago corruption to the Democrat Party at a time when anyone could have won as a Democrat after post-W and with John McCain as the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

272 Trump had the advantage that the media ecosystem propped him up because they thought it would hurt the GOP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)

Maybe for about five minutes. They spent the rest of the time saying he was a Nazi and a joke and promoting John Kasich.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:49 AM (wIg5s)

273 Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport

His job is being a loudmouth. If he can generate a controversy, all the better for him.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 10:49 AM (w4PfG)

274 There’s always TX government. The governor here is among the weakest, if not THE weakest, governor in all 50 states.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:43 AM


In fairness, he does skip leg day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2026 10:50 AM (0sNs1)

275 272 Maybe for about five minutes. They spent the rest of the time saying he was a Nazi and a joke and promoting John Kasich.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:49 AM (wIg5s)

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The very minor pivot to Kasich happened late in the primary. After Super Tuesday.

The year leading up to that was, "Look, the dummies are falling for this loudmouth's carnival of grotesqueries!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

276 Tanned, rested and ready to deliver. Just like my dad, who was a postman!

Posted by: John Kasich, Unremarkable at February 26, 2026 10:50 AM (Dv3i1)

277 Thanks, bluebell, for the update on grammie!
Sending prayers

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:51 AM (tj6OY)

278 It's about time the Texas Governor got up off his ass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:51 AM (c27kw)

279 268 Obama probably appeared to be an outsider to the Dems. He knocked out the insider Hillary. Unless of course you think that the Clintons were outsiders.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (Dv3i1)
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The Democrat party carefully stage-managed Obama's political career so that he looked like an outsider. They ran him for President as soon as they could so that he didn't get the stank of being a Senator on him any more than he already had.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 10:51 AM (5aZAZ)

280
The year leading up to that was, "Look, the dummies are falling for this loudmouth's carnival of grotesqueries!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

I was an early Trump supporter. They tried to destroy him very early. And not just the main media but Fox too.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wIg5s)

281 Not only is it what you describe, but the change in parliament can be immediate. Changes in government can be so drastic as to make one’s head spin.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Look at how Churchill got replaced at Potsdam by Attlee. Yeah, you don't wanna be swapping out your head of government at an international summit at a moment's notice. Not that it made a lot of difference, I suppose, but it's a bad look.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

282 In the end, it's a stupid game. The definition of a foul is so subjective as to make it meaningless. The refs determine the outcome, not the players.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Concur. When there's two minutes left on the clock you know you've go 15 minutes of bullshit to get through before the final buzzer.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:53 AM (Y8DZL)

283 280
The year leading up to that was, "Look, the dummies are falling for this loudmouth's carnival of grotesqueries!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

I was an early Trump supporter. They tried to destroy him very early. And not just the main media but Fox too.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:52 AM (wIg5s)

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Note:

I do not say that they supported him. I say that let him occupy a central point in the media ecosystem.

They gave him oxygen.

They would never do that to a heterodox Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

284 told the crowd gathered blocks from the US Capitol

The blocks are just laying there? Is the dome loose too?
Things may have gone more badly than we had heard.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2026 10:54 AM (zdLoL)

285 A no holds barred X deathmatch between Stephen Miller and Jon Favreau.

https://is.gd/EUOvKk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 10:54 AM (FXNzP)

286 And you took my Kasich jibe literally. What actually happened was they tried to make every single person but Trump the front runner. It was silly.

Trump's true advantage was he had the support of the base - so called "evangelicals" latched on very early, took a boatload of shit for it, and he never abandoned them like other Republicans.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:54 AM (wIg5s)

287 >>Stephen A. Smith Accuses the NBA of Trying to “Whiten” the Sport


It has been quite enlightening watching the WNBA's reaction to Caitlyn Clark, and the NBA's reaction to Nikola Jokic, both fabulously talented players who happen to be white.

The rejection of this style of diversity has been quite a show. A very ugly show in the case of Clark, who has been openly targeted for assault every time she steps on the court.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:55 AM (tj6OY)

288 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Late again. It's becoming a habit.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2WIwB)

289 But I'm sure it it were Trump he'd like her too and wish her well with prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 10:44 AM (PFs9e)

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Yes, indeed!

Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2026 10:56 AM (79pEw)

290 The Narrative was ANY Republican other than Donald Trump could defeat Scankles.

When any sane person knew instinctively that the ONLY person who could beat that machine was The Donald. It was classic GOP failure theater.

I think the plan was to have Jeb! lose. Gracefully, natch. Suffer the slings and arrows and give Americans another lecture. “Bush vs. Clinton” Pick one, was finally a bridge too far after 20 years

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:57 AM (yfFl/)

291 Late again. It's becoming a habit.
Posted by: Diogenes

Lack of Geezer Golf messes with your internal clock. You'll be back on schedule in a few weeks.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

292 They gave him oxygen.

They would never do that to a heterodox Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

Your point about a Democrat is taken.

But any Republican getting the "oxygen" they gave him would have been obliterated a million times over. Trump turned the media to his advantage, as he has continued to do because he knows how to use them.

That's not the same as him having any actual advantage. There was a VERY early time where they thought he would be an easy opponent but at virtually no point did they do anything but try to eliminate him, because the higher up Democrats and Unparty knew, as I did, that he was the only person with a legitimate shot to beat The Hag.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:57 AM (wIg5s)

293 Where is the sun?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:58 AM (c27kw)

294 Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 10:55 AM (tj6OY)

Want to know what the Left really thinks about "minorities"? Look how they treat whites and Republicans when they are in the minority.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 10:59 AM (wIg5s)

295 Where is the sun?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 10:58 AM


*gestures vaguely*

That way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 10:59 AM (bFu5X)

296 In the end, it's a stupid game. The definition of a foul is so subjective as to make it meaningless. The refs determine the outcome, not the players.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Concur. When there's two minutes left on the clock you know you've go 15 minutes of bullshit to get through before the final buzzer.
Posted by: Auspex
________

It's same problem in football with the subjective calls on pass interference and holding. But somehow I still like football.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 10:59 AM (XvL8K)

297 Where is the sun?
Posted by: Boss Moss

93,000,000 miles from Earth.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

298 293 Where is the sun?
Posted by: Boss Moss

blocked by the Hawaiian judge

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (FZYNt)

299 >>But any Republican getting the "oxygen" they gave him would have been obliterated a million times over. Trump turned the media to his advantage, as he has continued to do because he knows how to use them.

I watch a lot of Morning Joe in 2016 to see how they thought. Mika and Joe marveled at how available Trump was - you called and you got him, not some assistant, and he always said yes to media requests. He was irresistible to them, even though they kinda hated it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (tj6OY)

300 Still with the crocheting!!! Always with the crocheting?? When are we gonna get naked???

Posted by: tubal at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (pDt9x)

301 Mid Morning FART thread

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (x8k2o)

302 Godspeed, Grammie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (dK+Kv)

303 297 Where is the sun?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: Never changes at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

304 >>Want to know what the Left really thinks about "minorities"? Look how they treat whites and Republicans when they are in the minority.

Yes. We've seen a lot of it lately.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (tj6OY)

305 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

306 The rejection of this style of diversity has been quite a show. A very ugly show
———

Segregationists had a point, is all they’ve really managed to accomplish. One has to be retarded to watch these leftist clowns fuck everything up beyond belief and think this is a good thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (yfFl/)

307
nood rant

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (tljrc)

308 127 "I don't remember,
I don't recall,
I've got no memory
of anything at all"

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 10:03 AM (Y8DZL)

Underrated song, but I still like "The Rhythm of the Heat" better.

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 11:01 AM (6Uni8)

309 Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 11:00 AM (tj6OY)

Theres a gross early clip of Mika practically wetting herself over him. Gross because for once it was the truth coming from her lips.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 11:02 AM (wIg5s)

310 Nood primate

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 11:03 AM (5aZAZ)

311 Groucho Marx sang a song about her.

Posted by: ibid at February 26, 2026 11:18 AM (oFs3r)

312 "There's a state politician here in KY that wants to make machine guns legal for the public. He's introducing a bill this year to push it.

Not a chance in hell it'll pass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 10:45 AM (jtM2q)"

A mostly well kept secret for you: KY is right, they do have the power to do that, whether or not they'll actually pass it.

There has always been a certain number of post-86 stamp approvals and agency-to-individual transfers going on, for those with connections. The law isn't just that the .gov is allowed to make these transfers at will; it's that they don't have to approve transfers outside of those. But "don't have to" isn't "can't" or "won't".

The ATF can, and does, approve post-86 mg's straight to individuals. Just not you.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 11:27 AM (NufQ3)

313 “Consensus”, an end run around leadership. It’s a carefully crafted indoctrination into a widespread enforced mediocrity, as well as preventing anyone from being held responsible or accountable.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2026 10:47 AM (yfFl/)

Consensus is the absence of leadership (MHT, 1925-2013)

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 01:01 PM (fYhK6)

314 Knitting for the Nitwits called Liberal Democrats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 26, 2026 06:00 PM (wGqjj)

The Morning Report — 2/26/26

BrayofPigs.jpg

Good morning kids. Turning to the international scene, with the situation in Iran still fluid, if not volatile internally and with two American carrier battle groups now stationed within striking distance of the Mullahs, the big story is what happened right in our own backyard:

Four passengers of a Florida-registered speedboat killed by Cuban border guards were all born in the communist island nation but lived in the US, the Cuban Embassy said Wednesday night.

Cuba’s interior ministry claimed the country’s law enforcement opened fire on the boat after it entered their waters for an “armed infiltration” attempt.

The vessel was carrying a total of 10 “armed” people who Cuban officials claim “intended to carry out an infiltration for terrorist purposes.”

The Interior Ministry alleged assault rifles, handguns, Molotov cocktails and other weapons were found onboard the speedboat.

Four of the passengers were gunned down by Cuban border troopers in a shootout.  The six injured survivors were identified as Amijail Sánchez González, Leordan Enrique Cruz Gómez, Conrado Galindo Sariol, José Manuel Rodríguez Castelló, Cristian Ernesto Acosta Guevara, and Roberto Azcorra Consuegra, according to the embassy.

The embassy additionally identified one of the deceased as Michel Ortega Casanova.

An eleventh Cuban national, Duniel Hernández Santos, was also arrested “within national territory,” though it’s unclear if he was on the boat with the other purported infiltrators. . .

. . . When asked for comment about the citizenship of those aboard the speedboat, the State Department referred The Post to earlier comments made by Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Rubio had vowed that the US would “find out exactly what happened” and “respond accordingly.” 

He downplayed Cuba’s initial version of the attack, saying the US would find its “own information on this.”

“We’re not gonna base our conclusions on what they told us,” he said.

Rubio conceded “it is highly unusual to see shootouts in the open sea like that. That’s not something that happens every day.”

Now that the Maduro regime has been decapitated and Venezuela has at long last a chance to eradicate the cancer of socialism/communism and restore its society and economy once again to freedom and prosperity, thanks to President Trump's vigorous reassertion of the heretofore long moribund Monroe Doctrine now the DON-roe Doctrine, America's national security has been bolstered.

In any case, with Maduro gone and the red menace on the wane all over Latin America, Cuba itself at long last has a chance to throw off the nearly seven long decades of misery and oppression of the Castro regime, thanks to President Trump. They know it, we know it and for sure this President knows it.

Record U.S. oil and gas production lowered world prices at the expense of Russia and the Middle East. Interrupting embargoed oil shipments from Venezuela and Iran has weakened Chinese influence and nearly strangled Cuba. . .

. . . Efforts to strangle the Cuban and Iranian governments will starve their respective anti-Western surrogates and their own terrorist efforts in Latin America and the Middle East—once more to China’s chagrin.

So, are the Cubans merely lashing out due to the aforementioned analysis by lurker extraordinarie Victor Davis Hanson, owing to the President's focus now on Iran or can the Trump State and War Departments handle multiple situations simultaneously. And is what Havana is declaring bullshit or are we engaged in any covert activity in and around Cuba? Their economy and government are now in a very precarious situation now that their supply of oil has been effectively cut off with the collapse of the Maduro regime.

Cuba has been and remains a lynchpin for our rivals and enemies to attempt to destabilize us. How incredible would it be to see the statues of bas reliefs of Marx, Lenin and Castro sledgehammered and dynamited off of every Cuban government building, just so we can see Barack Obama weeping at the sight of it.


Speaking of the Bay of Pigs, we had and still have the braying of pigs, that is the Democrat/Leftists in reaction to President Trump's tremendous State of the Union Address on Tuesday night. And as CBD and I discussed on the latest episode of the podcast, linked here and in the sidebar as well as available on the usual outlets listed at the bottom of this post,

Their vile behavior might very well be their undoing come the November midterms and perhaps into 2028, please God.

Of course that remains to be seen but if they continue to elevate illegal aliens, thugs, grifters and other assorted vermin above the American people as no doubt they will, that alone could and must wipe them out electorally, not just in the next two election cycles but for all eternity. Yes, eradicating tyranny abroad is a good thing, but can we please eradicate it here at home first and forever?!

I have a dream today!!!

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 07:10 AM (plFPI)

2 Thirsty Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 07:10 AM (gbOdA)

3 Willowed:

Great headline opportunity:

SAD SACK SACKED!

https://tinyurl.com/yz3s7ncd

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 07:12 AM (plFPI)

4 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

5
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 07:15 AM (tljrc)

6 Well, it looks like the agents in charge of the Mar-a-Lago raid got fired.

Of course nobody is being charged - they're Top Men, after all.

But, the cold comfort is that they all thought that banana republic stunt would be a big step up for their careers as loyal, ham-and-eggin' deep state Boy Scouts.

Oops! Oopsie!

They'll be ok, though. I'm sure Fusion GPS needs all the disgraced former spooks they can get. Trump is at the end of his career, and the FBI is going to need a whole new set of piss party dossiers and so forth soon enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 07:16 AM (BI5O2)

7 They all need summary trials and executions:

https://tinyurl.com/4jjefwu3

Yeh. I know. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 07:17 AM (plFPI)

8 too early in the stack to comment

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:19 AM (ZxPkt)

9 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

10 "WATCH: Maryland Police Are Powerless as Street Takeover Rages Around Them"


Don't the police have shotguns?

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

11 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 26, 2026 07:19 AM (dQeQC)

Thanks ever so much . I always hang on every word betting markets predict

Posted by: AliasJohnsonJohnson at February 26, 2026 07:23 AM (rZCVI)

12 OK

>Trump Calls on Senate Leader Thune to Get SAVE Act Passed at SOTU
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has this Thune character offered a single credible explanation for not pushing SAVE to completion? One that makes sense? Because if so, I missed it.

The best I can glean from reading online is, 'it would be too difficult'.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:23 AM (ZxPkt)

13 FBI Raids Home And Office Of Los Angeles School Superintendent
======

Wait until they finally catch up with Richard Carranza.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

14 Thune can't find his birth certificate so he is afraid he won't be able to vote.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

15 Thune is yet one more reason why I despise the Senate of the United States

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

16 "The owner of a Sonoma County winery believes the industry is dying because Boomers are.

Jon Phillips, the owner of Sonoma County winery Inspiration Vineyards and Winery, told The Post that the population decline of the industry’s top wine-consuming generation has led to a recent downturn in sales."

Good thing Omar made her nut before the wine industry goes flat.

Posted by: fd at February 26, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F)

17 Mindful Worker has a great compilation of Amelia links: http://mindfulwebworks.com/ mindset/heap-o-amelia-links-2
mind the gap.

My favorite is the third video down on that link.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

18 "has this Thune character offered a single credible explanation for not pushing SAVE to completion?"

GOPe benefits from election fraud.

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 07:28 AM (Q+gd/)

19 Communist China > ISIS > US Senate > the Taliban > France

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:28 AM (ZxPkt)

20 RINO Senate Leader John Thune Confirms He’s FORCING a Vote on the SAVE America Act

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:29 AM (IK0sI)

21 Don Black

Good thing for the Senate that President Trump has no Cromwell in him.

Their inaction and mal-action are clear and present dangers to America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

22 20 RINO Senate Leader John Thune Confirms He’s FORCING a Vote on the SAVE America Act
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:29 AM (IK0sI)

What's the catch?

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:30 AM (fZiTB)

23 https://tinyurl.com/4jjefwu3

Yeh. I know. Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 07:17 AM (plFPI)
====
I believe this also means Mayorkas can be referred for perjury in testimony to Congress.

Hahahahhaahahahahahha.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

24 Court records show that that poor, innocent Irishman, Seamus Culleton, who is in ICE lockup and claiming he's being tortured has a history of domestic violence against his first American wife. That's in addition to having arrest warrants on drug charges waiting for him upon his return to Ireland, whenever that may be.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 07:31 AM (Y1sOo)

25 "7 Ways Republicans Can Capitalize On SOTU Momentum If They Want A Shot At Midterm Victory"

Why would we want that?

Posted by: The GOP at February 26, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

26 20 RINO Senate Leader John Thune Confirms He’s FORCING a Vote on the SAVE America Act
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:29 AM (IK0sI)

Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words.

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 07:32 AM (Q+gd/)

27 Garbage Congresstwat Ilhan Omar denies she ever said that Americans should be more fearful of white men across our country, yet she is on video saying exactly that, word for word.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 07:32 AM (Y1sOo)

28 the words 'senile' and 'Senate' share a common etymology

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

29 "Court records show that that poor, innocent Irishman, Seamus Culleton, who is in ICE lockup and claiming he's being tortured has a history of domestic violence against his first American wife. That's in addition to having arrest warrants on drug charges waiting for him upon his return to Ireland, whenever that may be.
Posted by: one hour sober"

Pfft. How's his rap?

Posted by: Flavor Flav at February 26, 2026 07:33 AM (vFG9F)

30 If the SAVE Act passes, will it be in time to affect the midterms?

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 07:33 AM (Q+gd/)

31
Leftist "Resistance" seems to come down to resisting arrest for sex crimes.

Posted by: Auspex at February 26, 2026 07:33 AM (Y8DZL)

32 Senator Mullins FIRED BACK after Bernie Sanders took a cheap shot, and it did NOT end well for the octogenarian socialist:

Markwayne: "God forbid we change and go after and try to fix our broken system. Anyways, I ranted too long."

Sanders: "Yes, you did."

Markwayne: "I'm sorry, I didn't ask your opinion on that. And if I cared about you, I would ask you, but I don't care about your opinion. Well, you're part of the system.

You're part of the problem. You've been sitting here longer than I've even been alive. This is your problem. You should have fixed this a long time ago."

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:34 AM (IK0sI)

33 We got the Big Bill last year. If we can get the Save Act this year we'll be doing about as well as can be expected.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:34 AM (fZiTB)

34 Good morning horde!
God bless America, and God bless President Trump and all his patriotic allies.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 07:34 AM (vfth7)

35 >If the SAVE Act passes, will it be in time to affect the midterms?

Posted by: davidt

-----

my feeling is, Democrats all over America will sue before Trump's signature on the bill is even dry

hoping to delay indefinitely thru lawfare

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:37 AM (ZxPkt)

36 President of WEF quitting because Epstein

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 07:38 AM (Y1sOo)

37 Good morning!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 26, 2026 07:39 AM (luW68)

38 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

39 >my feeling is, Democrats all over America will sue before Trump's signature on the bill is even dry
----

and we already know how federal judges like to enjoin the President
so expect multiple rulings against SAVE, should it pass into law

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

40 vmom deport deport deport

If I could, I would give your comment + 6.022 x 10²³ plus ups.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

41 @MOSSADil
·
7m
REPORT: U.S.-Iran nuclear talks in Geneva end after three hours.

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

42 Good morning. The March 3rd Texas Primary is right around the corner and the attack ad postcards are coming in now, fast and voluminous. I have a 6-page sample ballot to cycle through and figure out who gets my vote in the contested races.

Trying to weed out the Bushies, GOPe-s, Cornyn sycophant's, MAGA impersonators, TDS-afflicted, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:43 AM (wVcYX)

43 The goatrapers in NYC are getting uppity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 26, 2026 07:44 AM (nESHF)

44 I got nothing... other than I remember an episode of George Lopez (sitcom) from 20+ years ago where George went out onto the high seas with his father-in-law to rescue FIL's brother from communist Cuba... kinda funny but even more amazing the episode treated communist Cuba as bad

I really have no idea, but if I had to guess the politics of the comedian and actor George Lopez I'd say he was a lefty....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 07:44 AM (xT8gx)

45
Cuba detected the hostile boat with state of the art equipment provided by Mexican drug cartels.

The boat was in international waters, but AI predicted it would cross the boundary and land.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 07:46 AM (VWtfl)

46 Good morning. The March 3rd Texas Primary is right around the corner and the attack ad postcards are coming in now, fast and voluminous. I have a 6-page sample ballot to cycle through and figure out who gets my vote in the contested races.

Trying to weed out the Bushies, GOPe-s, Cornyn sycophant's, MAGA impersonators, TDS-afflicted, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:43 AM (wVcYX)

What's your thought on the comptroller's race, GOP primary. I'm leaning Don Huffines but haven't yet done a ton of research. I think Abbott has endorsed the other guy, but even though he's been a pretty good governor this doesn't sway me... he might still be miffed that Huffines went after him pretty good in the last GOP gubernatorial primary....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

47 About Coast Guard members coming back after being discharged under Biden for refusing COVID shot. Also, I didn't watch the SOTU so I just learned that a Coast Guard swimmer was recognized for saving 165 people during TX flooding. Story from "Legal Insurrection " site;

https://tinyurl.com/43sy6nu7



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 07:47 AM (rZCVI)

48 Joby's all-electric air taxi is being designed for up to four passengers, with comfortable seating, featuring large windows with panoramic views of the city below from every seat. Flown by a certified commercial pilot, the aircraft uses six tilting propellers to take off vertically before transitioning into forward flight. It can travel at speeds of up to 200 mph and has a range of up to 100 miles on a single charge.
====================
Uber announces that air taxi rides can be booked on its app in Dubai, beginning in the fall of 2026

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:47 AM (UpmsQ)

49 Don Black

Suppress the Iranian air defense - again.

Then fly C-17s, with EA- FA-18 Growlers and F-35 fighters in protection, high over major cities of Iran. Open the ramp, and send out pallets full of 45 caliber pistols, 6 rounds of ammo, in individual packages with a bright orange parachute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

50 LinusVanPelt, Huffines gets my vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:48 AM (+nEug)

51 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
So Borge Brenda the WEF president is going to resign because of Epstein ties. The Dems really didn't think the Epstein obsession through. Cue Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 07:48 AM (HYqoK)

52 Sid has just signed up for a defamation lawsuit. So sad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:49 AM (UpmsQ)

53 LinusVanPelt, Huffines gets my vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:48 AM (+nEug)

Thank you, Ben Had! Then he gets my vote as well

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 07:50 AM (xT8gx)

54 One Iraianin helicopter and 2 more jets have crashed in training exercises. Iran may not have an airforce left before long.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:50 AM (+nEug)

55 That's in addition to having arrest warrants on drug charges waiting for him upon his return to Ireland, whenever that may be.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 07:31 AM (Y1sOo)
===================
From the discussion here last week on this subject, I think we learned he can volunteer to leave any time he wants, but he is fighting to stay with ICE, and avoid jail in Ireland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:52 AM (9C7ml)

56 If I could, I would give your comment + 6.022 x 10²³ plus ups.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Let's toast to that - avogadro toast anyone?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 07:52 AM (vfth7)

57 Brilliant photoshop today, JJS.

"Bray of Pigs" indeed, even if it mixes donkey sounds and pigs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:53 AM (9C7ml)

58 Biden showered with his daughter, sniffs little girls into his 80s, and withheld the Epstein files. Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago and released the Epstein files. Clearly Trump must be the "pedo." Makes sense.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)

59 {{{Ben Had}}}

The exacting maintenance required for safe flight of highly complex aircraft may be too much for an Islamic "Gods Will" society.

Good morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

60 Although of course I don’t support Cuba’s government, the boat they shot up was probably involved in smuggling illegals from Cuba to Florida.

Who else would take a small fishing boat up to Cuba’s coastline? Why else were 10 people on a very small boat that would be expected to have 3 or 4 at most? And no, it was no speedboat - ordinary fishing boat. 40+ years old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 07:54 AM (k/Sbk)

61 SAD SACK SACKED!

https://tinyurl.com/yz3s7ncd
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 07:12 AM (plFPI)


His mistake was not becoming a teacher.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

62 The Senate is a very annoying institution, somewhat intentionally so, but watching Mullin bitch slap Bernie verbally was nice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 07:55 AM (HYqoK)

63 avogadro toast anyone?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

🥂

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

64 51 Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
So Borge Brenda the WEF president is going to resign because of Epstein ties. The Dems really didn't think the Epstein obsession through. Cue Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove
========
Turns out Western Euro elites have the same tastes as Muzzie invaders for screwing underage kids. Both deserve to be put on the trash heap of history.

And I see our trolls are now actively asking for libel suits incoming from PDT. Factual assertions with no proof regardless of what passes for such on social media means a de facto reckless disregard of the truth or actual malice. Both are not protected under NYT v. Sullivan.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:55 AM (E4rtv)

65 20 RINO Senate Leader John Thune Confirms He’s FORCING a Vote on the SAVE America Act
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:29 AM (IK0sI)

What's the catch?
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:30 AM (fZiTB)
====================
The catch is Thune knows it won't get 60 votes. This is pure theater for the rubes (us).

He simply refuses to enforce Senate rules, and require Democrats to stand and speak for their filibuster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:55 AM (9C7ml)

66 Thune absolutely sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (9C7ml)

67 The shot Casanova!!

Pity, I hear he was popular with the ladies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (+N6ee)

68 LinusVanPelt, Huffines gets my vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:48 AM (+nEug)

Thank you, Ben Had! Then he gets my vote as well
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 07:50 AM (xT8gx)

Good to know. I have hate postcards from Hancock and Craddick and was leaning Huffines. Leaning also because Harris County is putting most of my favs in each race at or near the bottom of the ballot choices. That's a "tell", as they say.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

69 President of WEF quitting because Epstein
Posted by: one hour sober
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Wow... Pro-Wrestling won't be the same without him

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (DDJSl)

70 NaCly, it is to laugh. The air force combat instructor crashed and burned a little while back. One might think some sabotage might be going on.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (+nEug)

71 Samuel P. Huntington was a prophet. Not that he foretold the future, but that he spoke the truth.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)

72 Although of course I don’t support Cuba’s government, the boat they shot up was probably involved in smuggling illegals from Cuba to Florida.

Who else would take a small fishing boat up to Cuba’s coastline? Why else were 10 people on a very small boat that would be expected to have 3 or 4 at most? And no, it was no speedboat - ordinary fishing boat. 40+ years old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 07:54 AM (k/Sbk)

The S.S. Minnow got blown off course in a storm again?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

73 The exacting maintenance required for safe flight of highly complex aircraft may be too much for an Islamic "Gods Will" society.

Same with bathing, being polite and having manners and not smelling and acting like ass.

Posted by: Somali Joe at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (hXJe5)

74 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

75 55 That's in addition to having arrest warrants on drug charges waiting for him upon his return to Ireland, whenever that may be.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 07:31 AM (Y1sOo)
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From the discussion here last week on this subject, I think we learned he can volunteer to leave any time he wants, but he is fighting to stay with ICE, and avoid jail in Ireland.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Yes. That is the truth of all deportations, if you leave voluntarily, you are better off than contesting it and losing. And agreeing and leaving means that you are no longer detained. Irish drug dealer dude simply figures US detainment with a chance of freedom is better than serving time in an Irish prison.

May Irish dude continue to be detained until Ireland imprisons him.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (E4rtv)

76 Trump's SOTU speech will be ancient history by the midterms. At least two dozen new libelous narratives will have have been pumped out by the media by then. If we don't have an offensive attack plan against the media we're looking at same-old, same-old.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (fZiTB)

77 I'm currently reading my favorite senator John Kennedy's book in which he has some choice words about the Senate and Lindsey Graham in particular.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

78 @64 Whig, one of the best things that Trump could do would be to bring a lawsuit which reaches the SC giving them the opportunity to overrule Sullivan. Thomas has wanted to do that for years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 07:59 AM (HYqoK)

79 74 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

Our birdbath out back has been in two pieces for the past few years but our former koi pond is frozen over solid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 07:59 AM (x0n13)

80 Ben Had

One truism is pilots need to take care of their maintenance team. That is a big issue in Islamic societies, (because their pilots look down on the common man) and why most aircraft maintenance is done by expats.

Their tragedy is my dry humor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

81 71 Samuel P. Huntington was a prophet. Not that he foretold the future, but that he spoke the truth.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Yes he did and it upset the globaloney crowd. Had GHWB through Biden (excluding PDT) payed attention to Huntington, US foreign policy would have never been the stupid invade the world and invite the world that is causing the West so many deadly problems.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:01 AM (E4rtv)

82 72 Although of course I don’t support Cuba’s government, the boat they shot up was probably involved in smuggling illegals from Cuba to Florida.

Who else would take a small fishing boat up to Cuba’s coastline? Why else were 10 people on a very small boat that would be expected to have 3 or 4 at most? And no, it was no speedboat - ordinary fishing boat. 40+ years old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 07:54 AM (k/Sbk)

The S.S. Minnow got blown off course in a storm again?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX)

Same thought - it was doing illegal smuggling of some sort, so I can't feel too much sympathy...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 08:01 AM (tOcjL)

83 Senators were on a short leash before the 17th amendment. States legislatures had some power on their powdered wigs. Since the 17th , senators donned fishnet stockings, thigh high boots and a bright red light in the nethers. All of them are whores.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:01 AM (ehY6c)

84 Samuel P. Huntington was a prophet.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)
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Howard Johnson was also right!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:03 AM (plFPI)

85 Good morning, all. Thanks, J.J!

>Ex-Air Force pilot arrested for allegedly training Chinese military pilots without authorization
Gerald Eddie Brown Jr. allegedly violated Arms Export Control Act after 24-year Air Force career training American pilots on advanced combat aircraft
Greg Wehner, Fox News, Published Feb. 25, 2026

And a quarter century ago ...



Posted by: L -;No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 08:03 AM (NFX2v)

86 81 Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:01 AM (E4rtv)


Biggest mistake they made was stealing 2020. Trump might not have been so successful had that been his second term and we'd likely have two terms of Kamala.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)

87 Two Cheers for the Old Boys
_________
N A M Rodger makes a similar case about the 18th C RN. By later standards the system looks corrupt, yet it was extremely successful. For one thing, the nepotistic side was controlled by the fact that one was judged by the performance of one's proteges. Pure favoritism didn't work.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (AlhUl)

88 kingsman

Back then, State Legislating bodies were so corrupt that the 17th amendment was regarded as an upgrade.

Constitution 2.0 needs to fix that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

89 Our birdbath out back has been in two pieces for the past few years but our former koi pond is frozen over solid!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 07:59 AM (x0n13)
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Ask CBD if he'll be nice and let you write a guest FWP column this coming Sunday.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (plFPI)

90 @amuse
·
5h
SAVE ACT: Leader Thune explained that Senators don’t have time to debate and vote on the SAVE Act. For example, today would have been a problem since Sen Thom Tillis had to participate in a dog parade featuring the dogs of Congress.

video of Senators playing with dogs instead of passing SAVE

https://tinyurl.com/ykmcekar

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)

91 78 @64 Whig, one of the best things that Trump could do would be to bring a lawsuit which reaches the SC giving them the opportunity to overrule Sullivan. Thomas has wanted to do that for years
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yes. NYT v. Sullivan's separate std. of public persons made a mess of the law and should be rolled back. The original facts in the case did not merit the legal remedy crafted by Scotus and was mainly a virtue signalling device.

The advertisement did not mention the Montgomery city commissioner by name nor would anyone actually much know that particular city commissioner would be in charge of the public services supervision.

This was simply another example of the Warren Court bloviating and making legislation rather than simply ruling on the basis that Sullivan (the city commissioner) was not libeled.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:07 AM (E4rtv)

92 LGBTQ Ideology Can’t Just Seem To Die In Corporate America No Matter How Hard People Try To Kill It
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The Karens in HR aren't going to be easy to get rid of. They're more tenacious than Japanese soldiers on the islands.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 08:07 AM (AlhUl)

93 Apropos of nothing, the weather here in north Texas has been absolutely fantastic, almost amazing for February... yesterday afternoon it was sunny and 78 degrees for my daily constitutional. Then took a walk with wife at 8pm and it was still 68 degrees....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:07 AM (xT8gx)

94 89 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (plFPI)


I don't see this as a problem so much as the way it is!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

95 The USS Gerald Ford has left Crete and is underway. I understand it will be positioned near Israel.

I guess PDT must have passed on the mullahs offering to let us "invest" in their oil and gas and mineral opportunities.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (+nEug)

96 More Harris County Ballot shenanigans - turns out the sample ballot I printed directly from the voter website cutoff the 4th column of races. I had to download the danged file and print it from Adobe.

With a 6-page ballot, the voting machine and paper ballot miscues might be epic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (wVcYX)

97 The Atlantic Says Dressing Sharply Makes You A Nazi, Just Like The Nazis Wanted You To Think
________
To be fair, our side is just as likely to yell "Nazi" at the Dems.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (AlhUl)

98 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (jtM2q)

99 Thanks NaCly for the proper framing of political corruption. Virtue was long gone and everything was for sale.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (ehY6c)

100 Getting older stinks, but it does beat the alternative.... but file under "stinks" the fact that it is obvious that I'm having issues with cataracts in my eyes. Starting to see halos when I look at lights.... almost alarming how quickly they're degrading. Gonna have to get in quick and have that surgery... not sure if it's one or both eyes sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:09 AM (xT8gx)

101 Hello again, everyone! Work has been accomplished, coffee has been consumed.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 08:11 AM (+4yJ5)

102 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

No baby yet.. D day +5 and counting.

Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2026 08:11 AM (53oGX)

103 Just this week, JJS has brought us breaking news from Uranus (at last) and now a pretty picture of Pluto's frozen nitrogen sea. Waterfront property prices are through the roof here on Earth. Might there be a Del Webb development on Pluto within a few years? Is Global Warming a problem there? I have questions, but it sounds like a real opportunity for savvy, early investors.

Posted by: Aspiring Space Cadet at February 26, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

104 RINO Senate Leader John Thune Confirms He’s FORCING a Vote on the SAVE America Act
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 07:29 AM (IK0sI)

What's the catch?
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 07:30 AM (fZiTB)


Everyone will receive twice as many final calls about their car's extended warranty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

105 Biggest mistake they made was stealing 2020. Trump might not have been so successful had that been his second term and we'd likely have two terms of Kamala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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The steal was all to protect the precious Obama and the evil Clintons along with their Nat Sec minions like Comey, Clapper, and Brennan and other high offices.

I personally think that Obama rates as the worst president of all time---James Buchanan used to hold that title due to incompetence but Obama's malicious and destructive two terms plus the incompetence makes him the clear winner so far.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:12 AM (E4rtv)

106 97 The Atlantic Says Dressing Sharply Makes You A Nazi, Just Like The Nazis Wanted You To Think
***

Add it to the list. Good grammar, punctuality, eating well, staying fit, haven't all of these been trashed as well?

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 26, 2026 08:12 AM (fZiTB)

107 >The USS Gerald Ford has left Crete and is underway. I understand it will be positioned near Israel.
----

sidenote: I've been to Crete

made out with a lovely Norwegian nurse on holiday, and drank locally sourced Ouzo

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:13 AM (ZxPkt)

108 Getting older. My 40 year old mind saw the sign for adult volleyball at the Y and said I would love to play. My 76 year old body said " who are you kidding?"

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (+nEug)

109 No baby yet.. D day +5 and counting.
Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2026 08:11 AM (53oGX)
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Has she tried jumping up and down? Drinking hot sauce? Hot bath?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

110 Starting to see halos when I look at lights.... almost alarming how quickly they're degrading. Gonna have to get in quick and have that surgery... not sure if it's one or both eyes sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:09 AM (xT8gx)

Ask for the special "They Live" lenses. Or the X-Ray Vision lenses. Enjoy the sights!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

111 Linus, the cataract surgery is effective, had both eyes with lens replacements in summer of 2020. I had the base lens replacement but wife paid out of pocket for trifocal lens replacements 14k not covered by ins. Perhaps less customer satisfaction with trifocal lens overall. Keep it simple.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (ehY6c)

112 Democrats are so so so so retarded. So very very retarded. You’ve never seen such retards. It’s incredible. Yiuuuge even.

Posted by: PDT at February 26, 2026 08:15 AM (nwGCR)

113 Getting older. My 40 year old mind saw the sign for adult volleyball at the Y and said I would love to play. My 76 year old body said " who are you kidding?"
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (+nEug)
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I can get a bruise opening a jar of relish.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

114 The media has fixated on Trump’s tariffs and his provocative tweets. Meanwhile, he and Secretary of State Marco Rubio have already done more to hinder China and its terrorist clients and proxies than any administration in memory.
========================
Good article from VDH.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 08:15 AM (odyr+)

115 What's your thought on the comptroller's race, GOP primary. I'm leaning Don Huffines but haven't yet done a ton of research. I think Abbott has endorsed the other guy, but even though he's been a pretty good governor this doesn't sway me... he might still be miffed that Huffines went after him pretty good in the last GOP gubernatorial primary....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)


I was thinking Christi Craddick but it crazy hard to find out anything about anyone other than an incumbent when it comes to primaries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:15 AM (ExV1e)

116 Inogame, have you consider a long car ride down a bumpy road?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:16 AM (+nEug)

117 school administrators were aware of anti-Semitic harassment but either recommended segregating Jewish students from the rest of the class or swept the reports under the rug.

"Have you guys considered having classes in the attic? There is a precedent for it."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)

118 Linus, the cataract surgery is effective, had both eyes with lens replacements in summer of 2020. I had the base lens replacement but wife paid out of pocket for trifocal lens replacements 14k not covered by ins. Perhaps less customer satisfaction with trifocal lens overall. Keep it simple.
Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:14 AM (ehY6c)

Thank you! That is very good to know....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:18 AM (xT8gx)

119 No baby yet.. D day +5 and counting.
Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2026 08:11 AM (53oGX)

A rousing set of Ring-Around-The-Rosie and Duck, Duck, Goose games? Mix in some Hokey Pokey as needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX)

120 @100 Linus, my mother had the cataract surgeries in the early 2000s and had no problems at all . Good luck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 08:19 AM (HYqoK)

121 No baby yet.. D day +5 and counting.
Posted by: Inogame

In the history of the human race, no baby has ever stayed inside mom forever.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 08:19 AM (vfth7)

122 So Borge Brenda the WEF president is going to resign because of Epstein ties. The Dems really didn't think the Epstein obsession through. Cue Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Turns out Western Euro elites have the same tastes as Muzzie invaders for screwing underage kids.


There are folks resigning for "ties to Epstein" who aren't implicated in pedo activities. In fact, almost no one has been implicated in pedo activities. It's all been financial shit.

And the people resigning have all been older and wealthy. Brenda is 60, Larry Summers is 71. They probably decided that it wasn't worth putting up with the BS and retired.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

123 Today is National Toast Day.🍞

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

124 Leaning also because Harris County is putting most of my favs in each race at or near the bottom of the ballot choices. That's a "tell", as they say.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)


I believe that the order is set randomly when the ballot is finalized. They put that into law a while back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

125

"Dear Atlantic Mag, GFY!"


- - Joe Jackson https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=1FUvF04vzPE&list=RD1FUvF04vzPE&start_radio=1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 08:22 AM (x0n13)

126 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:04 AM (plFPI)

I don't see this as a problem so much as the way it is!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)
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That kind of thinking is a TWP.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:22 AM (plFPI)

127 88 kingsman

Back then, State Legislating bodies were so corrupt that the 17th amendment was regarded as an upgrade.

Constitution 2.0 needs to fix that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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By the time the 17th Amendment was ratified, most states used an election to seat their Senators. I think only a half dozen or slightly more still used state legislative votes. Sort of like how few states still used the poll tax by the time that a constitutional amendment banned the practice.

For better or worse, the 17th Amendment was and probably still is more popular than the sausage making that a return to state legislative picks would be. Corruption, extended vacancies in seats due to political reasons in the state, were all things that made the 17th a popular thing to do.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (E4rtv)

128 > "WATCH: Maryland Police Are Powerless as Street Takeover Rages Around Them"
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This happened in Chevy Chase, MD. Once a very exclusive 'hood near the D.C. line. Not too far from where many former and present politicos live.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (jtM2q)

129 >Today is National Toast Day.🍞

Posted by: redridinghood
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the drink, or the thing with the jam on it

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

130 Linus, I too had cataract surgery in both eyes. It went swimmingly.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (pZ64F)

131 More Harris County Ballot shenanigans - turns out the sample ballot I printed directly from the voter website cutoff the 4th column of races. I had to download the danged file and print it from Adobe.

With a 6-page ballot, the voting machine and paper ballot miscues might be epic.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 08:08 AM (wVcYX)
********
Filled out some Harris County sample ballots at the request of a few family members.
They took their ballots in and voted on the computer screen without any problems.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

132 Linus the observation about more trouble with trifocal lens replacement was stated by my optometrist, Dr Le whom I greatly respect ; his wealth of experience. I still wear glasses but not thick lens. Also can wear foster grant shades off the rack and see well enough to drive. Wife does not need glasses but has complaints about the lens. Ins. paid my surgery in full.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:25 AM (ehY6c)

133 >This happened in Chevy Chase, MD. Once a very exclusive 'hood near the D.C. line. Not too far from where many former and present politicos live.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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this is gonna really shock the squares

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:25 AM (ZxPkt)

134 the drink, or the thing with the jam on it
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
******
The thing with the jam on it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

135 In the history of the human race, no baby has ever stayed inside mom forever.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 08:19 AM (vfth7)
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The last days before Boy F. was born were awful. He was over 8 lbs and active, and she is tiny. It was very Alien.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

136 There are folks resigning for "ties to Epstein" who aren't implicated in pedo activities. In fact, almost no one has been implicated in pedo activities. It's all been financial shit.

And the people resigning have all been older and wealthy. Brenda is 60, Larry Summers is 71. They probably decided that it wasn't worth putting up with the BS and retired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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True, I was being a bit sloppy. Probably because I was thinking of the Norwegian former PM. I think he did indulge. And Summers was wanting Epstein advice in wooing and screwing one of his students/advisees who was of age enough but this would get most tenured profs fired through normal HR practices. In Summers's case, it wasn't financial.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:26 AM (E4rtv)

137 For better or worse, the 17th Amendment was and probably still is more popular than the sausage making that a return to state legislative picks would be. Corruption, extended vacancies in seats due to political reasons in the state, were all things that made the 17th a popular thing to do.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 08:23 AM (E4rtv)


The 17th would probably be fine if it had a provision for recall.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

138 Even the Best AI Scenario Is the End of Everything We’ve Ever Been
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People are panicking for no reason. AI is no more a human agent than Penn and Teller were Gandalf. Calm down.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 08:27 AM (AlhUl)

139 cool
I like toast
FYI I butter my toast starting in the upper right corner, working down and to the left

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

140 139 cool
I like toast
FYI I butter my toast starting in the upper right corner, working down and to the left
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I bet you cut your sandwiches in half before eating them, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 08:29 AM (pZ64F)

141 The Missus says I put too much butter on my toast.

Is that even possible?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)

142 I believe that the order is set randomly when the ballot is finalized. They put that into law a while back.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

Filled out some Harris County sample ballots at the request of a few family members.
They took their ballots in and voted on the computer screen without any problems.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

You guys are harshing my conspiracy theories. Sigh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2026 08:29 AM (wVcYX)

143 FYI I butter my toast starting in the upper right corner, working down and to the left
Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)
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Listen Meathead, you put the butter in the center and spread to the corners.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at February 26, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

144 139 cool
I like toast
FYI I butter my toast starting in the upper right corner, working down and to the left
Posted by: Don Black

The owner of a Commie Red Toaster would do something like that. I'm not surprised.

Posted by: For Shame! at February 26, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

145 Have a great day, everyone.

May Nature get you to say Oooh, Ah, not ouch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

146 I am voting Mayes Middleton for AG

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:31 AM (+nEug)

147 The upper right has too much butter and the lower left has none.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at February 26, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

148 this is gonna really shock the squares

Nah, most folks in D.C. nowadays are gaycentric and favor things like illegal immigration, NAMBLA and Comet Pizza.

The only thing that would shocks them is normals.

Posted by: DC, America's Shithole at February 26, 2026 08:32 AM (hXJe5)

149 I bet some of these splitters cut their sandwiches diagonally. Heretics, you are denounced

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 08:33 AM (HYqoK)

150 Cuba has a history of murdering people trying to escape.
https://tinyurl.com/27bucusf

Posted by: Juan Paxety at February 26, 2026 08:33 AM (EwniN)

151 Huntington and Fukuyama formulated their theses in essays around the same time, before expanding them into books. Foreign Policy magazine published both in the same special issue when the USSR went tits up.

I found that issue in my dad's library a couple years later and read both. I couldn't have been more than 11 or 12, and it was a formative wake-up call for me.

It was clear right off the bat, even to a dumb kid, that Fukuyama was a fantasist and Huntington was much closer to right, insofar as nobody could tell the future. But he sounded plausible, and Fukuyama sounded stupid as hell - because even children understand human nature.

Problem was, his dumb book was out by then, and our President was praising it to the Heavens, and *basing his damn foreign policy on it.*

Watching that play out convinced me that we were in some real deep shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 08:33 AM (BI5O2)

152 Listen Meathead, you put the butter in the center and spread to the corners.
Posted by: Archie Bunker
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Start doing it tomorrow and do it that way for the rest of your life!

Posted by: And don't get me started on shoes and socks! at February 26, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

153 Holy shit.

Susan Wiles' attorney consented to the FBI spying on his phone call with her.

There is no clearer case of disbarment.
That violates every ethical obligation there is between lawyer and client.

We're also learning that the J6 Committee were all coordinating along with Jack Smith, Fannie Willis and the Biden White House, using committee subpoenas to obtain evidence they'd otherwise be barred from getting.

Months back, the rumor was the grand jury in FL was for an "all of government" over-arching nationwide conspiracy.

Drip, drip, drip ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 08:34 AM (HXT0k)

154 People are panicking for no reason. AI is no more a human agent than Penn and Teller were Gandalf. Calm down.
Posted by: Eeyore
___________

We can't engineer life in a lab. Not even a single cell organism. Why do people think we can replicate a human brain with with wires and microchips?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 08:34 AM (XvL8K)

155 Every weekday, National Toast Day or not, Mr. Sefton is our Host while we eat our Toast!

Then CBD comes along and takes us off our feed.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at February 26, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)

156 Joking aside, if you don't both socks on first you are a psychopath.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

157 That is a terrible story about the anti semitism at California schools. . I hope the parents win their lawsuit and the teacher who yelled out " You Nazi f*** at a parent is fired. How awful for the Jewish students.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 08:37 AM (PFs9e)

158
Joking aside, if you don't both socks on first you are a psychopath.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:36 AM


Preach!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2026 08:37 AM (tljrc)

159 For those who care to celebrate, it's also..
Black Lives Matter Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

160 That is a terrible story about the anti semitism at California schools. . I hope the parents win their lawsuit and the teacher who yelled out " You Nazi f*** at a parent is fired. How awful for the Jewish students.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 08:37 AM (PFs9e)
====

Wait until you hear what happened here yesterday. Let me see if I can find a link, it may have been suppressed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

161 I used to volunteer teach a computer class to poor old folks back in the day.

Andrew's Lesson 1 To Students was: YOU are in charge. The computer is not. You are not its servant. You don't have to believe whats on the screen and you don't have to do what it says.

Looks like that was taken out of the curriculum.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 08:39 AM (DgMqy)

162 Leader of Christian Israelis Denounces Tucker Carlson
_________
Misleading headline. Leave out that he's Maronite, which is a good think from my perspective, but not for many others.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 26, 2026 08:39 AM (AlhUl)

163 Here's the video link if needed:

https://youtu.be/keX9D-KhqRI

Posted by: Shoes and socks at February 26, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1)

164 > this is gonna really shock the squares

Nah, most folks in D.C. nowadays are gaycentric and favor things like illegal immigration, NAMBLA and Comet Pizza.

The only thing that would shocks them is normals.
------------
Oh, they'd be annoyed by it. They may vote for that shit but it's something totally different to have to live with it.

Having a "side show" with the noise, smoke, vandalism that goes with it would be intolerable for those stuffed shirts. Especially when it's right outside their front door. They're nothing of not hypocrites.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 08:40 AM (jtM2q)

165 WATCH: Maryland Police Are Powerless as Street Takeover Rages Around Them

Have I ever clarified how much I don't like living here? Because I don't.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5)

166 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time

"They wrote roughly 780,000 words explaining why they did what they did..."

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:40 AM (RHGPo)

167 depends on the sandwich

a PBJ I would leave intact
cheese and baloney, I cut in half

Posted by: Don Black at February 26, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

168 So far, the two leading defenses as to why they didn't stand for protecting American citizens over illegals is:
1) Of course we stand for Americans--but not when emperor Trump demands we stand.
2) It's racist to say you defend Americans citizens over illegals.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 08:41 AM (HXT0k)

169 I am voting Mayes Middleton for AG
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:31 AM (+nEug)

I enjoy the "MAGA" Mayes Middleton radio commercials....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:41 AM (xT8gx)

170 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time


AI lacks wisdom. Exhibit A

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 08:42 AM (a4flb)

171 If you can dream it, we can tax it.

Posted by: The People's Republic of Maryland at February 26, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

172 Both Labour and the insurgent hard-left Greens have positioned themselves as the party best situated to prevent Farage getting another Parliamentary seat, and whether either will succeed or if they have only split the left wing vote will be revealed in the early hours of Friday morning after the votes are counted. The Associated Press reflects the three-way race between the Greens, Labour, and Reform is “too close to call”.

Indeed, the Green Party has accused Labour of being irresponsible for campaigning at all, such is the risk they perceive from a Reform win. Prime Minister Herr Starmer, meanwhile stepped into the bounds of the incendiary earlier this week when he predicted the Gorton and Denton area will “descend into hostility” if Reform wins.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:43 AM (RHGPo)

173 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time

"They wrote roughly 780,000 words explaining why they did what they did..."
Posted by: SMOD
_________

And every single bit of that is a direct and predictable function of the inputs, not the so-called "AI."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 08:44 AM (XvL8K)

174 @64 Whig, one of the best things that Trump could do would be to bring a lawsuit which reaches the SC giving them the opportunity to overrule Sullivan. Thomas has wanted to do that for years
---
My favorite on the Thomas wish-list is his desire to over-turn the Slaughterhouse cases.

You think ending the Chevron Doctrine was huge?

Wait until every rule and regulation must survive justifying its impact on the Constitutional right to economic liberty and freedom.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 08:44 AM (HXT0k)

175 Computers and robots are the ultimate slaves...

...for now.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 08:44 AM (+rKuc)

176 @166 in simulated war games AI models recommend using nuke 95%,of the time.

How about a nice game of chess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 08:45 AM (HYqoK)

177 Vile antisemitic chant breaks out at San Francisco press conference
By Annie Gaus
Published Feb. 25, 2026, 5:35 p.m. PT

https://tinyurl.com/4b5tt4b3

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

178 >>Months back, the rumor was the grand jury in FL was for an "all of government" over-arching nationwide conspiracy.

It's not a rumor. And the presiding judge is Aileen Cannon, same judge who shut down Jack Smith's investigation and just the other day permanently barred the release of his report.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)

179 sandwich

a PBJ I would leave intact
cheese and baloney, I cut in half
Posted by: Don Black

As Jim Cramer is to the investment field, Mr. Black is to the bread and sandwich world.

Posted by: Bad Advice, Beware! at February 26, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)

180 Semafor shared that security personnel directed Atlantic reporter Elaine Godfrey to leave a campaign rally for Rep. Jasmine Crockett in Texas on Monday. The outlet wrote that Godfrey has reported on Crockett in depth and that the coverage appeared to “frustrate” the congresswoman. Crockett had previously agreed to participate in a profile with the reporter last year, but later informed her that she was “shutting down the profile and revoking all provisions” before the story ran.

In a statement first shared with Semafor, Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg remarked, “In a democracy, elected officials answer questions from the press rather than hide from them. This is completely unacceptable behavior by Rep. Crockett and her team, and needs to be addressed immediately.”

Semafor further noted that earlier this month Crockett’s campaign contacted the U.S. Capitol Police regarding CNN reporter Edward-Isaac Dovere, asserting he may have trespassed while attempting to visit a campaign office location.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

181 Cuba’s interior ministry claimed the country’s law enforcement opened fire on the boat after it entered their waters for an “armed infiltration” attempt.

Can't wait to see all the people that tell me foreigners have a right to come into the US to also tell me that as a sovereign nation Cuba has the right to shoot anyone trying to come into their country that doesn't have their approval

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:47 AM (sKqQm)

182 Rookie mistake: read voluminous content.
First two hundred!

Posted by: torabora at February 26, 2026 08:47 AM (QL4KZ)

183 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time

WOPR and Skynet nod in approval.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

184 Democratic strategist James Carville expressed on the Politicon podcast that Crockett “violates the first rule of politics,” arguing that “in politics we always make it about the voters and never about yourself.” He added, “You listen to her talk. It’s a lot more about herself than it is to voters.” Carville further explained, “What wins elections is not sitting there talking about yourself,” and said winning elections is about “being part of framing issues and understanding where people are coming from,” concluding, “I don’t think Congressman Crockett is very good at that. I’ll be very frank.”

Meanwhile, President Trump, whom Crockett has urged to be impeached and has labeled an “enemy of the United States,” a “con man,” the “grim reaper,” and as “using Hitler’s playbook,” among other characterizations, maintains a record of public accountability.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:48 AM (RHGPo)

185 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

186 AI is a closed universe. Humans are not.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 08:48 AM (XvL8K)

187 Brandon Johnson: Trump Wants to Divide by Whether People ‘Are Documented or Undocumented’

.. well, YES

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:49 AM (RHGPo)

188 Barbarians! Remove the crust , pinky in the air. Brew a cup of coffee and fire up a marlboro, morning sun framing the rising smoke.

Posted by: kingsman at February 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ehY6c)

189 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time

Is the AI being tasked with winning an existential conflict with minimal losses of its own people? Because I mean, then yes you use nukes, like the US did in '45.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

190 181 Can't wait to see all the people that tell me foreigners have a right to come into the US to also tell me that as a sovereign nation Cuba has the right to shoot anyone trying to come into their country that doesn't have their approval
Posted by: 18-1


I'm waiting for "You were fine with the drug runner boats getting blown up, H8R!"

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 08:50 AM (+4yJ5)

191 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

Wow; Very sorry to hear about that . I'm glad the Mayor spoke against it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 08:50 AM (Nx5jP)

192 @184 Carville is about one step away from wandering the streets yelling about aliens eating his underwear

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 08:50 AM (HYqoK)

193 In a post on Truth Social, Trump also criticized Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) for having “screamed uncontrollably” during his State of the Union address. Trump claimed they “had the bulging, bloodshot eyes of crazy people” and suggested that they should be sent “back from where they came.”

“They can only damage the United States of America, they can do nothing to help it,” Trump wrote. “They should actually get on a boat with Trump Deranged Robert De Niro, another sick and demented person with, I believe, an extremely Low IQ, who has absolutely no idea what he is doing or saying — some of which is seriously CRIMINAL!”

“When I watched him break down in tears last night, much like a child would do, I realized that he may be even sicker than Crazy Rosie O’Donnell, who is right now in Ireland trying to figure out how to come back into our beautiful United States,” Trump added.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

194 I am voting Mayes Middleton for AG
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:31 AM (+nEug)

I enjoy the "MAGA" Mayes Middleton radio commercials....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:41 AM (xT8gx)
*********
Same.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

195 Holy smokes! Pritzkers involved in... toilet fraud!!!

https://tinyurl.com/7ssa55tm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:54 AM (plFPI)

196 I am voting Mayes Middleton for AG
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:31 AM (+nEug)

I enjoy the "MAGA" Mayes Middleton radio commercials....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Are we Texans still on the Greg Abbot train?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 08:54 AM (a4flb)

197 When South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” during a 2009 speech President Barack Obama delivered to Congress, the breach of decorum quickly became the evening’s most notable moment. Members of both parties condemned the outburst, which was a response to the President’s claim that his health care plan would not apply to undocumented immigrants. After being booed by his colleagues, Wilson issued an apology and expressed contrition to Obama’s chief of staff.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 08:54 AM (RHGPo)

198 I would give me left kidney if Trump were to float a Cuban style border enforcement rule here - anyone illegally crossing gets shot.

The "BUT ITS DIFFERENT WHEN CUBA DOES IT" crowd would be hilarious

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

199 Sandwich wars begun, they have.

Posted by: Whole wheat vs White at February 26, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

200 Members of both parties condemned the outburst, which was a response to the President’s claim that his health care plan would not apply to undocumented immigrants. After being booed by his colleagues, Wilson issued an apology and expressed contrition to Obama’s chief of staff.

And note, Obamacare is widely used by illegals, to such an extent that we've been told that if a citizenship check is required millions will go without health insurance

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

201 So Crockett is going to win, it looks like.

And she's going to run a South African racial purge style campaign with Trump, Republicans and conservatives as the target.

A high-profile, explicitly radical campaign that will be covered nationwide.
While the rest of the Party is trying to pretend to be moderates focused on "affordability."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 08:57 AM (HXT0k)

202 @184 Carville is about one step away from wandering the streets yelling about aliens eating his underwear
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 08:50 AM (HYqoK)

I'm convinced that dude IS an alien!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 08:58 AM (xT8gx)

203 Unknown Drip, I am because Dan Patrick will still be Lt. Governor

Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2026 08:58 AM (+nEug)

204 In Simulated War Games, Top AI Models Recommended Using Nukes 95% Of The Time

Is the AI being tasked with winning an existential conflict with minimal losses of its own people? Because I mean, then yes you use nukes, like the US did in '45.


Then it doesn't consider second and third order effects.

Thought Experiment: blowing up Three Gorges Dam

Wipes out hundreds of millions of people, destroys manufacturing capacity one of the highest volume ports on Earth.

Yet somehow doesn't wreck supply chains around the globe. We had a hiccup with Covid, now imagine the fallout from instantly removing a quarter of global manufacturing capacity and a planet of nine billion people.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 08:58 AM (a4flb)

205 Wait until every rule and regulation must survive justifying its impact on the Constitutional right to economic liberty and freedom.

That would put the stake in the heart of a lot of these "but we have to do something! And by something I mean take more money from the taxpayers!" type regulations we have an endless number of

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

206 Holy smokes! Pritzkers involved in... toilet fraud!!!

https://tinyurl.com/7ssa55tm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:54 AM (plFPI)
-

Start here:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4ujuf3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 08:58 AM (plFPI)

207 "Months back, the rumor was the grand jury in FL was for an "all of government" over-arching nationwide conspiracy."
"It's not a rumor."

Can you say RICO?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2026 08:59 AM (dtajH)

208 Not that I trust the online betting markets, but Crockett is way behind in all them for the Dem primary nod

Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2026 08:59 AM (YCxFk)

209 I rewatched "Tangled" a few weeks ago, so now I'm stuck with the warworm of "I've Got A Dream" thanks to JJ. The best part, in my opinion, is Flynn Rider's line of "Sorry, boys. I don't sing." I saw a meme once with that shot and the text that said something like "Flynn Rider, the only Disney character ever to wonder why everyone's singing."

Posted by: pookysgirl, humming at February 26, 2026 09:00 AM (Wt5PA)

210 G'morn, JJ, et alla y'all.

So, the first test was, can a force of ten take over Cuba? Might need twenty.

Figure Li'l Kim is going to get jealous of all the attention other folks are getting and will act up soon?

Coffee! and then on to the headlines.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Havana Gila at February 26, 2026 09:00 AM (rlEvI)

211 Brandon Johnson: Trump Wants to Divide by Whether People ‘Are Documented or Undocumented’

==


and by whether they are Dead or Alive!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 09:00 AM (/M/4v)

212 And note, Obamacare is widely used by illegals, to such an extent that we've been told that if a citizenship check is required millions will go without health insurance
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)


I am reminded of the video of the weeping woman who, with her 'partner', fled to Canada to escape fascist America and stated that she was locked out of the Canadian healthcare and benefits system - understandably, as she is not a citizen of Canada.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

213 Here's a question - has Trump been sending ICE to Hospital ERs?

One of the biggest changes in my lifetime is ERs changing from, well emergency rooms, to somewhere you wait behind 20 people not speaking English that all seem to have a respitory illness...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

214 Obamacare: death and taxes in a single package.

Posted by: Government efficiency! at February 26, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

215 The elite obsession with AI "Data Centers" is not merely money, but it is the foundation of what they see as their dream surveillance state. I don't think there's anything we can do about it but at least Trump is trying not to make us pay for the rope they're gonna hang us with. The elites want to create their Spy State with our capital.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:02 AM (wIg5s)

216 And note, Obamacare is widely used by illegals, to such an extent that we've been told that if a citizenship check is required millions will go without health insurance
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
==========================
I am reminded of the video of the weeping woman who, with her 'partner', fled to Canada to escape fascist America and stated that she was locked out of the Canadian healthcare and benefits system - understandably, as she is not a citizen of Canada.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)
==========================
Yes, understandably.

Now lets play "Who is the racist?!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 09:03 AM (WAZlG)

217 Data centers, mean no employees who get sick, or Strike, or demand raises, or need insurance

Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2026 09:03 AM (YCxFk)

218 That "best case scenario AI" article is a load of hullabaloo. Humans have always found a way to create beyond the tools we make for ourselves. The idea that AI is the end of human creation and ingenuity is a bunch of hogwash scaremongering. Communism will be the end of all that stuff. Not AI.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:04 AM (wIg5s)

219 Liawatha CFPB heap big expensive

CEA finds that increased borrowing costs amount to at least $222-$350 billion[1]($160-253 per borrower) from the CFPB’s inception in 2011 through 2024.
Broken down by loan type, the CFPB’s rulemaking has cost consumers $116-$183 billion in higher mortgage costs ($1,100-$1,700 per originated loan), $32-$51 billion for auto loans ($91-$143 per loan), and $74-$116 billion for credit cards ($80-$126 per loan).

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

220 Data centers, mean no employees who get sick, or Strike, or demand raises, or need insurance
Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2026 09:03 AM (YCxFk)


Say that to Pixy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

221 211- Good for Trump. It is heartbreaking to hear the stories of parents who children were raped. tortured and killed by illegals. Get them out!

From WH website:

https://tinyurl.com/4xry2f5k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 09:05 AM (Nx5jP)

222 My favorite on the Thomas wish-list is his desire to over-turn the Slaughterhouse cases.

You think ending the Chevron Doctrine was huge?

Wait until every rule and regulation must survive justifying its impact on the Constitutional right to economic liberty and freedom.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The privileges and immunities clause in both the Constitution and the 14th Amendment have been treated as pariahs by Scotus since they were included. The privileges and immunities clause was also in the Articles of Confederation.

I agree Slaughterhouse was a bad decision as was Cruikshank. In fact, most of the Reconstruction era Scotus cases involving the new amendments up to Plessy v. Ferguson had Scotus actively ignoring the words of the Constitution in reaching their decisions.

For the most part, courts do a poor job on protecting rights and far too often side with government power rather than individual rights.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 09:05 AM (E4rtv)

223 Those damn plug-ugly data centers are everywhere here in NoVa. Can’t wait for this damn AI bubble to burst and for a lot of them to get torn down:

Posted by: Bulg at February 26, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

224 197 After being booed by his colleagues, Wilson issued an apology and expressed contrition to Obama’s chief of staff.
Posted by: SMOD


In the more ideal universe:

"I recognize that I violated the decorum of the moment. But it's an established fact that illegal aliens are able to access Obamacare. If you think I'm wrong about that, prove it."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 09:06 AM (+4yJ5)

225 214 Obamacare: death and taxes in a single package.
Posted by: Government efficiency! at February 26, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

You got nothing on Snow Mexico as their Health Services MAID are the #4 killer in Canada.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

226 After being booed by his colleagues, Wilson issued an apology and expressed contrition to Obama’s chief of staff.
Posted by: SMOD

"And yet it moves"
- Galileo Galilei

For those out of the loop - Galileo was forced to recant his views publicly, kneeling before the Inquisition and declaring that the Earth does not move. As he stood up and left the room, he reportedly muttered under his breath, "Eppur si muove" ("And yet it moves"), referring to the Earth’s motion—showing he still believed the truth despite being compelled to deny it.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 09:06 AM (cYBz/)

227 The Problem With Feminising Society - Helen Andrews

That's right. That's right. And and one of the most consistent psychological differences between men and women is women have a strong uh impulse of caring, right? Which is exactly I mean I I'm not somebody who looks to evolutionary biology for the solutions to all human phenomena, but this particular one does seem glaringly Darwinian, right? that women see helpless things and they want to take care of them. That is definitely something that Darwin would find a pretty easy explanation for. But that's also something that wokeness can easily weaponize. It means that if you can frame your political issue as a way of caring for some helpless class, then you're golden. Right. You Minorities are babies. That's right. And but that is that is precisely what's going on at at a at a deeper level. And that's why it's been so effective.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

228 197 After being booed by his colleagues, Wilson issued an apology and expressed contrition to Obama’s chief of staff.
Posted by: SMOD

In this day and age, it is ALWAYS a mistake to apologize.... good grief. If I farted on live TV (pulled a Swalwell) I would NOT apologize....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2026 09:09 AM (xT8gx)

229 It has been reported by unnamed Trump sources that Granny Guthrie was a crew member on the boat with other MAGA terrorists trying to invade Cuba.

This is CNN.

Posted by: This is CNN at February 26, 2026 09:09 AM (hXJe5)

230 If I farted on live TV (pulled a Swalwell) I would NOT apologize....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

The appropriate Moron response would be to challenge anyone to do better.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2026 09:10 AM (cYBz/)

231 The idea that AI is the end of human creation and ingenuity is a bunch of hogwash scaremongering. Communism will be the end of all that stuff. Not AI.
Posted by: ...
_______

In a sense, they're two sides of the same coin. According to both, we are meat puppets with scientifically determinable courses.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 26, 2026 09:11 AM (XvL8K)

232 Can you say RICO?

It was designed to deal with criminal enterprises that had 'lots of buffers.' It reaches beyond a simple conspiracy case because it covers bad people doing bad things without necessarily knowing the greater RICO scheme, just that they knew their part in it.

To bring a RICO case you need two or more RICO predicates. 'Murder for hire' is one, as you'd expect
But another is "Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);"

If you have the right facts, RICO is a killer. Especially coming out of Miami, where Pam Bondi knows the judges.

Pam Bondi will soon emerge as a star, and all her detractors will need to eat bags of dicks.T

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2026 09:12 AM (dtajH)

233 > Data centers, mean no employees who get sick, or Strike, or demand raises, or need insurance
-----------
Maintenance men.

Someone will need to change the air filters, water filters and replace failed components. Until robots take over those chores, people will work in, and at those datacenters.

And on that note; any idea about the California datacenter in Silicon Valley that's been built, but has no power or water available?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 09:12 AM (jtM2q)

234 Trump admin says VA benefits claims backlog below 100K for first time in 6 years: 'Record levels of service'

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

235 A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops. He was arrested for burglary three weeks ago. Upstanding yute

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM (HYqoK)

236 And on that note; any idea about the California datacenter in Silicon Valley that's been built, but has no power or water available?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 09:12 AM (jtM2q)


Who needs water? -- LAFD

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

237 228 In this day and age, it is ALWAYS a mistake to apologize
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


That is a pet peeve of mine. I'm old enough to remember that an apology was seen as a sign of contrition. You accept it and you move on.

Now it's like throwing chum into the ocean for sharks. And thus the reason any request for an apology is met with "Fuck you" and I move on.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 09:14 AM (+4yJ5)

238 George Lopez is asshoe

Posted by: Notta Fann at February 26, 2026 09:14 AM (bGbSt)

239 How incredible would it be to see the statues of bas reliefs of Marx, Lenin and Castro sledgehammered and dynamited off of every Cuban government building, just so we can see Barack Obama weeping at the sight of it.

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"My name is Obamandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:15 AM (wGSOc)

240 A squad of delta rangers could take over Cuba.

If we ever decided to Let Slip The Dogs of War on Cuber, it could be toppled in a day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 09:16 AM (+N6ee)

241 Family member put on Fox News. Dana Perino, Bill Hemmer, and some uber Fox babe-looking guest are trying to figure out what needs to be done in Iran. They are brainstorming this thing.
I'm dead.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:16 AM (tj6OY)

242 "Privilege" is apologizing for being born.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:17 AM (wIg5s)

243 And on that note; any idea about the California datacenter in Silicon Valley that's been built, but has no power or water available?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 09:12 AM (jtM2q)

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The power and water will be delivered by high-speed rail.

In 2076. After spending another $1 trillion has been spent grifted ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:18 AM (wGSOc)

244 >>George Lopez is asshoe


Fr fr
Isn't he the guy who got an organ transplant from his wife and then divorced her?
(too lazy to look it up -- watching Fox News engineering world peace!)

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:19 AM (tj6OY)

245 I see AI in my day job. It's getting scarily powerful but it has limitations. It doesn't think like we do. At bottom you're applying math and raw computing power to deliver the 'best fit' for data. Much depends on your data and how you query. When it goes wrong it can go badly wrong,

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2026 09:19 AM (dtajH)

246 That is a pet peeve of mine. I'm old enough to remember that an apology was seen as a sign of contrition. You accept it and you move on.

Now it's like throwing chum into the ocean for sharks.


This is part of cultural devolution from a High Trust to a Low Trust society. Loss of any sense of empathy, gratitude, shame, community, altruism, or desire for human flourishing.

Its all Kill or Be Killed. Not, lets grow the pie, but I will lie, cheat and steal to grab more status and money from this dwindling pool. Totally consistent with Nihilism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 26, 2026 09:20 AM (pUU4E)

247 240 A squad of delta rangers could take over Cuba.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


I like the notion of a Marine Platoon waking up from a massive party and being told that they were so drunk the night before that they took over Cuba.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 09:20 AM (+4yJ5)

248 Much depends on your data and how you query. When it goes wrong it can go badly wrong,
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2026 09:19 AM (dtajH)

Let's play Global Thermonuclear War

Posted by: Joshua at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (NmE0/)

249 The betting markets were convinced Democrats were going to win the House in 2024 until 7pm on election day.

Betting markets have no failure records at all!

It's not like they're mostly white progressives and Europeans with gambling addictions and no real counter within the markets to make their fantasies come to earth before things are too late!

I am going to make thousands of dollars when Kamala wins the nomination because the betting markets have ignored 95% of all polling saying she's easily the frontrunner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

250 >>hat is a pet peeve of mine. I'm old enough to remember that an apology was seen as a sign of contrition. You accept it and you move on.

Now it's like throwing chum into the ocean for sharks.
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>>This is part of cultural devolution from a High Trust to a Low Trust society. Loss of any sense of empathy, gratitude, shame, community, altruism, or desire for human flourishing. . .
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Izzat ever true!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (tj6OY)

251 Hopefully Thune doesn't let that dasterdly Parliamentarian threat the peoples will this time!

That Parliamentarian, what a stinker!

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (x8k2o)

252 251 Hopefully Thune doesn't let that dasterdly Parliamentarian threat the peoples will this time!

That Parliamentarian, what a stinker!

Posted by: GigantorX at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (x8k2o)

=====

He beat that Parliamentarian like a rented mule over OBBB, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

253 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

You could always bet more

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:22 AM (wIg5s)

254 "Privilege" is apologizing for being born.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:17 AM (wIg5s)

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DogEater should have entitled his ghost-written second book "The Audacity of Cope."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:23 AM (wGSOc)

255 253 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

You could always bet more

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:22 AM (wIg5s)

======

If I had the cash. Losing a job has its effects.

Every penny I'm getting from little side hustles I've had for years is going into it, but each dollar is going to be less of a profit than the last because the markets are finally catching up with reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:23 AM (GBKbO)

256 I can see AI replacing family doctors, to an extent - you walk into a chamber, every x-ray and exam is done, then the results and prescriptions follow. Of course there is room for mistakes. so a second opinion might be needed.

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 09:24 AM (/M/4v)

257 DogEater should have entitled his ghost-written second book "The Audacity of Cope."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 26, 2026 09:23 AM (wGSOc)

I always thought The Audacity of Dope was a good one

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:24 AM (wIg5s)

258 A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM (HYqoK)
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The left will right away raise a slush fund for him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (plFPI)

259 >>A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops. He was arrested for burglary three weeks ago. Upstanding yute



"No sh#t, seriously?! Who could have seen that?"
-- Rudi Giuliani

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (tj6OY)

260 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:23 AM (GBKbO)

Be careful with it. No such thing as a sure thing.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (wIg5s)

261 That Cuba story sounds … off. Wasn’t that the plot of a Michael Bay movie? My money’s on the truth being very different.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (Pjo0m)

262 258 A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM (HYqoK)
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There's not a snowballs' chance in hell he'll be convicted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (NmE0/)

263 235 A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops. He was arrested for burglary three weeks ago. Upstanding yute
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM
+++
Just turning his life around.
On his way to bible study.

Posted by: Local media at February 26, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

264 260 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:23 AM (GBKbO)

Be careful with it. No such thing as a sure thing.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (wIg5s)

======

Oh, I know. It's gambling through and through.

Still, if I sold right now, it'd be a 300% profit.

I was buying at $0.03 in the beginning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 26, 2026 09:26 AM (GBKbO)

265 SOTU commercial #1:

https://tinyurl.com/35xnen25

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (plFPI)

266 The left will right away raise a slush fund for him.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (plFPI)
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and the charges will melt away!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (MxloJ)

267 >>DogEater should have entitled his ghost-written second book "The Audacity of Cope."


>>I always thought The Audacity of Dope was a good one


Nowadays, it should be "A Paucity of Trope"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (tj6OY)

268 @235. The Mayor and his media say it was a "snowball" attack. The cops say different. Chunks of ice and rocks.

Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (Z3Kkg)

269 A 27 yr old man is the first arrest in the snowball attacks on NYC cops.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 09:13 AM (HYqoK)
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There's not a snowballs' chance in hell he'll be convicted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (NmE0/)
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Is he illegal? He seems ICE.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:28 AM (plFPI)

270 The Audacity of Taupe.

Posted by: Pantone color wheel at February 26, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

271 268 @235. The Mayor and his media say it was a "snowball" attack. The cops say different. Chunks of ice and rocks.
Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (Z3Kkg)

And he said it was a bunch of "kids" having fun....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 09:29 AM (NmE0/)

272 The left will right away raise a slush fund for him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (plFPI)
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and the charges will melt away!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (MxloJ)
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In a flurry of deflections.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:29 AM (plFPI)

273 The appropriate Moron response would be to challenge anyone to do better.
Posted by: Tonypete


Best warn the sound guy first.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2026 09:30 AM (diia5)

274 The left will right away raise a slush fund for him.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:25 AM (plFPI)
==================
and the charges will melt away!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 26, 2026 09:27 AM (MxloJ)
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In a flurry of deflections.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:29 AM (plFPI)
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If you get my drift.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (plFPI)

275 121 In the history of the human race, no baby has ever stayed inside mom forever.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 26, 2026 08:19 AM (vfth7)

*Shinji Ikari has entered the chat*

Posted by: XTC at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (6Uni8)

276 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

277
ART

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

278 271 And he said it was a bunch of "kids" having fun....
Posted by: It's me donna


We're probably borrowing from the UK Media with "Youths."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 09:31 AM (+4yJ5)

279 I think what Mayor Mandami said was that it was a "snowball fight" as if cops were engaged in fun and games with young people . The cops were not throwing anything, and the snowballs were made up of ice and contained rocks. It was an attack in which officers were hurt, and Mamdani is a cop hating creep except for his private detail, I suppose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (ix8EF)

280 It has been reported by unnamed Trump sources that Granny Guthrie was a crew member on the boat with other MAGA terrorists trying to invade Cuba.

This is CNN.
Posted by: This is CNN at February 26, 2026 09:09 AM (hXJe5)

I wonder if this Cuba thing is a reverse Mariel boatlift? You know when Castro emptied his prisons and asylums, and sent all the misfits to Florida? Round up some Cuban-born thugs and criminals, give them arms and a speedboat, and send them on a suicide mission to Cuba.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2026 09:32 AM (8zz6B)

281 >>We're probably borrowing from the UK Media with "Youths."

I was reminded of the kids trained to throw rocks at IDF, trying to get them to overreact.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2026 09:33 AM (tj6OY)

282 That is a terrible story about the anti semitism at California schools. . I hope the parents win their lawsuit and the teacher who yelled out " You Nazi f*** at a parent is fired. How awful for the Jewish students.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 08:37 AM (PFs9e)

I hate to say this, but if that parent were me, that "teacher" would be eating lunch out of a straw for a very long time. With my temperament, I would be in jail, but that teacher would be in worse shape.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 26, 2026 10:06 AM (5xuJ/)

283 From above, 'Data Center Issue Exploding Into Full View All Across America'

The local (county, Philly, DRPA, DVPC) solution is, i.e., to get their pals with "interests" along the riverfront in Delaware County to protest for Environmental Justice.

Whether a Data Center; trash-to-steam plant with NO evidence of pollution; one of the few electrical generation stations (760-megawatt, oil and gas fired unit) now operating under fed. orders, or an LNG plant, Environment Justice is on it!!

Do they protest the port operation (which reportedly moved from New Jersey for environment reasons: Eagles nesting in Camden, NJ!) which clearly contributes to clouds of diesel exhaust - generally a toxic mixture of gases, vapors, liquid aerosols, and solid particulate matter (soot) - hanging in the air between Eddystone and Philly? Nope. (No protesting there 'cause it may be a substantial contributor to county & PA taxes?)

But what DO they really want? The Biden administration promised (indoor) cannabis farms with unionized workers!
After all, Pennsylvania state store employees are public sector workers employed by the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board (PLCB), a state agency.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:14 AM (NFX2v)

284 (Represented by the United Food and Commercial Workers, UFCW, Local 1776 Keystone State, which negotiates contracts covering wages, benefits, and working conditions.)

Seriously, those are the big ideas in PA. The local representatives & even the Governor's brightest ideas for "working families" seems to circle around legalized pot licenses & growing operations and gambling. (Won't work, now or ever; the street always wins.)

Large Growing Operations -
Total Usage: Indoor cannabis cultivation accounts for about 1% of total U.S. electricity consumption.
Intensity: While smaller in total, indoor growing is highly energy-intensive. Growing four pounds of indoor marijuana can consume as much electricity as an average American home uses in a year.
Regional Impact: In states with high legal production like California and Washington, cannabis can account for up to 3% of the state's total electricity usage. (Ref: Pullman & Comley, Putting the "Green" in Renewable Energy at Cannabis Grow Facilities, 2023; Cardinal News, Growing cannabis indoors requires a lot of electricity. Here’s what other states have found, 2024; Electricity Plan, 'Power

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

285 Consumption for Cannabis Growers' written by Rebecca Bridges, Chief Marketing Officer; Jumplights, 'Using High Light Levels: Yield and Energy Use of Indoor Grown Cannabis' 2025, and one other.) AI Overview

An average, local electric & gas bill has risen + $150 a month from 1 1/2 - 2 years ago. (Home phone (land line) another $6 in 4 months; a cable service like Comcast climbs every year along with the $30-$40 per customer franchise fees paid to each town/township its primary in, and so on. All plus climbing taxes.

The PJM Interconnection is a Regional Transmission Organization (RTO) coordinating the electric grid for over 65 million people across 13 states—Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia—and the District of Columbia.

PJM, HQ in Valley Forge, PA, was the world's largest competitive wholesale electricity market until the development of the European Integrated Energy Market in the 2000s.[5] Wikipedia

"Facilitating decarbonization" remains one of its three strategic pillars. Wind turbine & solar panel farms across the US aren't a dead issue; Data Farms wound it.

🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:15 AM (NFX2v)

286 From personal experience - no, never had to deal with them on the Beltway - MD cops are too busy fundraising to worry about piffling things like streets taken over and overrun by gangs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:32 AM (fYhK6)

287 256 I can see AI replacing family doctors, to an extent - you walk into a chamber, every x-ray and exam is done, then the results and prescriptions follow. Of course there is room for mistakes. so a second opinion might be needed.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 09:24 AM (/M/4v)

Teachers were supposed to be obsolete and unneeded in 2000. AI is simply not intuitive, no matter the propaganda.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 26, 2026 10:34 AM (fYhK6)

288 256 I can see AI replacing family doctors, to an extent - you walk into a chamber, every x-ray and exam is done, then the results and prescriptions follow. Of course there is room for mistakes. so a second opinion might be needed.
Posted by: runner

Good point.

Could begin (testing) with annual Medicare physical evaluations and also the annual Medicare general evaluations to test cognitive functioning and if basic needs such as housing, transportation, etc. are available or needed. (Then possibly followed by decisions to place on palliative care or other care plans.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 10:53 AM (NFX2v)

289 All this talk about the behavior being bad for Dems and leading to mid-term losses assumes that the R's actually WANT to capitalize on it and WIN. That's a HUGE assumption given past behavior of the SQRL's (Status Quo Republican Liberals, a name I prefer over slandering that fine horned animal).

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2026 10:54 AM (21nJ/)

290 "If any member of your team is caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim."

Posted by: hadsil at February 26, 2026 12:03 PM (Xht4H)

291 "A grassroots, anti-Big Tech movement is exploding across the country."

"Grassroots" my ass. If China and others aren't at the other end of this string, I'll eat a well-done filet.

Posted by: MartynWW at February 26, 2026 12:12 PM (M9zxq)

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