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They do not cite any experts on the other side.
Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory revealsBeastly left-wing castrating women are pushing the theory that Akshually we're the best partners for the men we despise and want to harm and humiliate. A recent -- rather controversial -- hot topic in today's dating world has taken the internet by storm: women who openly say they "hate men" might actually be the best partners to date. According to social media, men could benefit greatly from dating women who express discontent with the opposite sex -- but it's not as controversial as you might think. TikTok user James White (@jameslwhitee) stirred the pot with a viral video in which he elaborated on this theory -- believing women who say they dislike men could be the most loyal, loving partners out there. "Okay, so if you're a guy who can find a girl who hates all men, but! But, but, but likes you? You're set. You are literally set for life," James explained, explaining that many men misinterpret these women's stance.I got this from the Boyscast, who point out that there's a big presence on TikTok of men who say whatever angry feminists want to hear to get them to DM them for sex. It's p***ybait. It's pooterslop. Or, they postulate, this guy might just be gay. They also point out that a woman who "hates" anything -- not just men, but anything -- is by definition hateful and angry, and have you ever noticed, people who are generally hateful and angry aren't easy to get along with? And if they hate you in particular -- rather worse. Rather worse. If I said "I would never date a woman from [x] minority because the negative stereotypes I associate with them" -- do you think any leftwingers would urge women from that minority group to try to prove to me they don't embody the negative stereotypes I associate with their race? Nah, right? I thought so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available!
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I eat soup.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e) 2
I haz nooded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 3
And now we wait.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 4
Patiently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 5
For others to arrive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 6
To this bounty of end of week madness.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 7
Eventually we start to wonder if our nood was too obscure.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 8
>>>I eat soup.
I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals. Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle) 9
Surely someone will come along soon.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 10
In wonder how Wolfus' lunch went...
He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization. For some reason that flyer at the top of the page reminded me. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (FZ29D) 11
Tranq gun.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (wOO3z) "Christian" Pastor and Heterosexual Heart-Breaker James Talarico: The Assassment That Christians are the Villains In Society Is "Spot On"I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
The DA supposedly rejected this pressure -- but surprise surprise, her son got a sweetheart deal requiring only that he go to a three hour "course" and the charges will be ultimately expunged. The entitled son of "The View" co-host Sunny Hostin had to complete a court-ordered course to get his Westchester County trespassing case dismissed -- despite his celeb mom's two-month-long campaign to make the case disappear. Ivy League-educated Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle on June 16 and hit with a trespassing violation. During his arrest, his famous mom was caught on bodycam trying to throw her weight around with cops at the scene. "My name is Sunny Hostin and I'm one of the co-hosts of 'The View' and I'm a former federal prosecutor," she told cops. "That's my son. He's a Harvard graduate, he doesn't have a criminal record." According to sources, she didn't let up after that, and consistently hammered away at the Westchester County District Attorney's Office to make it all go away without any recourse. The younger Hostin eventually agreed to accept a deal, which required him to take part in a three-hour Fresh Start course, which the Westchester DA's Office said is a "pre-arraignment diversion program that provides eligible first-time, low-level offenders" with a chance to have the cases dismissed. Gabriel Hostin completed the course on Aug. 20, and the prosecutors have sent a letter to the court requesting that the charges be dismissed after completion of the course.To be honest, it's a minor offense and I wouldn't expect there to be a serious penalty for it. But then, Sonny Hostin, who claims to be a lawyer, would have realized the penalty would have been a slap on the wrist with the charges expunged after a minor pre-trial diversion. But she was determined that her son should receive no penalty at all. Because she's on The View. Why she imagines that's a credit, I don't know. So f*** that bitch Sonny Hostin and her incredibly privileged form of "oppression." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Omg
Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at August 28, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz) 2
Talerico is literally an anti-christ.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2026 05:41 PM (XV/Pl) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 28, 2026 05:45 PM (EJE3y) 4
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
We...don't understand the problem. Posted by: Hundreds of Thousands of Ethnic Chinese living in China but born on US soil at August 28, 2026 05:45 PM (FKi1y) 5
"Talarico's strain of "good person" Christianity comes from St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Texas, headed by Jim Rigby. Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture." St. Andrew's"
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible" To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) 6
Some people just can’t quit us.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ZdaMQ) https://youtu.be/T575Pbo4eWM?t=6 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e) 7
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (2Drhq) 8
Dear Mr. Talarico,
I say this as a God creating Christian: Fuck. You. ***************************** Hello, Horde! 😊💕 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (SRRAx) 9
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
You'd spend the first eight months shedding. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e) 10
Bonus: Sonny Hostin pressured a DA to drop trespass charges against her son, with the "Don't you know who I am?" maneuver.
The DA supposedly rejected this pressure -- but surprise surprise, her son got a sweetheart deal requiring only that he go to a three hour "course" and the charges will be ultimately expunged. --------------- How could anybody have doubted that a judge would not be on the Hostins' side? After all, they are of a higher class where laws don't apply, laws are for the little people. Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ZNpJk) 11
This Talarico kid is something of a twat, isn't he?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:48 PM (dEHLq) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (xcxpd) 13
So we've moved from "I'm not a leftist radical, but just a decent normal Christian," to "Gosh, Christians are really the worst!"
You what's really powerful persuasion? Telling religious people that they are totally wrong and don't understand their own faith. Always wins them over. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) 14
To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August People may say what they will about my Bible Belt evangelical Church all they want, but this kind of garbage (pronounced gar-bagghheee) would not and does not fly. The Bible is the Bible is the Bible is the Bible. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ) 15
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:47 PM (2Drhq) --- And also gay. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (2Drhq) 17
Oh, yeah. This blasphemous pervert is going to run away with it in Texas. That's the kind of guy we have been looking for.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (0U5gm) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (SRRAx) 19
The Democrats are running a guy who says Christians are evil, God is non-binary, snd his church celebrates atheism.
He's a vegetarian in beef country and met his wife at a gay bar. And the polls confidently tell you he is winning. This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) 20
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) If you don't like the instruction book, why stay for the whole class? If you need to write a different Bible, then you aren't a Christian, by definition. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (dEHLq) 21
Presbyterians ain’t what used to be.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (KGj36) 22
Talarico says Christians are villains. But people are believing polls which say Talarico is ahead. Tell the Black Christians in Texas that and they'll have another reason not to vote for him. Same with White and Hispanic Christians. He might win college professors and AWFLs but not many other people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (EZWVc) 23
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
To do this. I know about it- not because I attend to his church- but I know a musician who does. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:46 PM (JrHfD) --- Isn't David French Presbyterian as well? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s) 24
Oh, just for the record, when he first got the nomination, I did see a few signs for him around town. Since then, and with all of the revelations, they have all disappeared, and I don't live in a place where people steal signs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (0U5gm) 25
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) Dave be preachin'! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 28, 2026 05:51 PM (xcxpd) 26
So, do we all just get to re-write The Bible?
More Parables! Less Numbers! More Solomon! Less Kings! Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (2Drhq) 27
The only signs I see in my neighborhood are for Talarico.
The inmates have taken over the asylum.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (SRRAx) 28
People may say what they will about my Bible Belt evangelical Church all they want, but this kind of garbage (pronounced gar-bagghheee) would not and does not fly. The Bible is the Bible is the Bible is the Bible.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ) To be fair, Catholics will tell you that you are missing a few books, but other than that, absolutely. Once you mess with the Word of God, you have officially messed with Jesus, and that never goes well. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (dEHLq) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) 30
Further to the Hostins case, she might as well have said "Let them eat cake" and be done with democracy and equality.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (ZNpJk) 31
This is pretty standard for the PCUSA . There's a pastor near me who's "rewriting the Bible"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke My astute grandmother described churches that don't follow the Bible: Country clubs without the golf course. Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (0U5gm) 32
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla ===== Well, you always have the new fangled prediction markets that are the derivative of polling to rely upon. Super scientific--honest Injun. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv) 33
I don’t think I’ll get more satisfaction out of any election result than when in the evening of November 3, even before I want to go to bed (and I usually retire early), Talarico is declared a big loser. He’s more annoying than Beto, which is very difficult to accomplish but he easily clears that bar.
Look out, Jim Rigby & Talarico (and Paw Paw): But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed. — Galatians 1:8-9 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (M+uMR) 34
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM You can DEFINITELY trust the polls. Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1) 35
Thank heavens he went to Harvard and his mother is a professional Karen. Anyone else would have been arraigned, tried, and fined in nothing flat.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (B1b0T) 36
27 The only signs I see in my neighborhood are for Talarico.
The inmates have taken over the asylum.... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (SRRAx) I think leftists have to post signs because their entire identity is tied up in their virtue signalling. The rest of us don't need to put a sign--we just go vote. And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter? Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (dEHLq) 37
And the polls confidently tell you he is winning.
This pretty much sums up my opinion on polling this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:50 PM (mShBj) --- It's obviously an op, and before Labor Day, no one cares. The goal is purely to goose donations and maybe create a bandwagon effect. As we get closer to the election "the race will tighten" so the poll can retain its viability. Happens every cycle. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s) 38
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Believe it or not, there are actually conservative Christians in NJ. Some of them are PCA which is a split off from PCUSA, the Anglican Church in NJ and various evangelical / non denominational churches. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (JrHfD) 39
The more I read about this Talarico guy, the weirder he seems to be.
He makes Beto seem almost like a macho man. And the dems seriously think this guy is gonna get elected in Texas if they just spend enough money promoting him? Amazing. Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Lo97M) 40
Newsweek: James Talarico is fighting a two-front war. While he is engaged in a toe-to-toe race against Ken Paxton, Jasmine Crockett told CNN she has no plans to join Talarico on the campaign trail.
Crockett called Talarico to congratulate him and endorsed his candidacy. Absolute nothingburger. Talarico is crushing it and she doesn't want to get in his way. She is focusing on downballot races which also need to be assisted to give us a House majority. Nah, she's intentionally pissing in the punch bowl because she lost. Even Haley Stevens (which was a significantly more contentious primary) endorsed Abdul El-Sayed and is campaigning for him. She's a sore loser corporate shill. Have the corporate media gotten you sufficiently mad at the black person yet whose already endorsed the candidate? Read thd room. People see this for what it is. Her career in politics is done. She’s setting herself up for a lucrative private sector career. The majority of Democratic voters will not forgive her for this and her coziness with Israel. And she knows it. If we miss out on turning Texas blue… Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (FKi1y) 41
> >Presbyterians ain’t what used to be.
I am. The church most definitely is not. Posted by: JackStraw ---------------- Preach it. To coin a phrase. A lot of Christians aren't what they used to be. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (2Cry5) 42
Oh, and this gem:
There will likely never be a chance better than this. 1. Trump has record low approval ratings. 2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned. 3. Talarico is a dem candidate that moderate Republicans can actually stand. He is a devout Christian, he has worked to lower prescription drug costs, and he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (FKi1y) 43
Besides the weekend is here
Talarico can go screw himself Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Ia/+0) 44
My astute grandmother described churches that don't follow the Bible:
Country clubs without the golf course. Posted by: Thomas Paine Heretics that are likely hell bound. People don't get to tell the Lord what he likes and doesn't like. They ain't the boss of him. So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) 45
38- meant "the Anglican Church in North America."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (9c4Eu) 47
I think Talarico's prostrate massages are going so deep they're giving him further brain damage.
And according to MSNow, he has a great shot at Texas. A fabulous shot. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 05:56 PM (hPgrk) 49
I am. The church most definitely is not.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) --- One of my best friends from college was Presbyterian and his church went woke. He and his wife now attend my parish are are going through the conversion process, entering the Church at Easter. Their son did so and that got them interested. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s) 50
Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture."
That's retarded. Posted by: Delurker _______ Some nutty Lutheran pastors were on the cutting edge of this a few years ago with The Sparkle Creed: "I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural. I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God. I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity..." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K) 51
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
I believe there is a segment of the voting public whose most important thing is to be on the winning side. If they see a majority of their neighbors supporting one candidate, they may think "Well, they can't all be wrong, can they." Posted by: Oddbob at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (vTZFs) 52
If Talarico gets any more "Christian", he'll start sporting horns and a tail.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oji8u) 53
Whig - LOL I have a screen shot of the final day of the Wisconsin Kalshi market that I use when I reply to any post about those markets.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (mShBj) 54
None of these dudes would last thirty seconds in my part of the world. Blasphemy is not acceptable. They are full of garbage and would be told so.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (VrYHL) 55
Christians are the “villains?”?????
How does this guy imagine he’s more Christian than any other Christian ever? Is he more Christian than Christ?? Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (4KUe5) 56
There will likely never be a chance better than this. 1. Trump has record low approval ratings. 2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned. 3. Talarico is a dem candidate that moderate Republicans can actually stand. He is a devout Christian, he has worked to lower prescription drug costs, and he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?" Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (PbWRL) 58
"My name is Sunny Hostin and I'm one of the co-hosts of 'The View' and I'm a former federal prosecutor," she told cops. "That's my son. He's a Harvard graduate, he doesn't have a criminal record."
---------- Black Privilege. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (9c4Eu) 59
2. Paxton is the crookiest crook who ever crooned
Croonin' Ken Paxton, appearing all this week in the Longbranch Room. Try the veal. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (2Drhq) 60
I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (dEHLq) 61
I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for this super-duper S-Tier Christian.
Ace, as Lyle Lovett sang, "That's right, you're not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway." Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1) 62
53 Whig - LOL I have a screen shot of the final day of the Wisconsin Kalshi market that I use when I reply to any post about those markets.
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla -------- Hong's chance of winning that evening sunk faster than the Titanic. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (E4rtv) 63
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK In 2016 it was considered quite important to the Trump campaign. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (FKi1y) 64
I was at the gym the other day with Joe "Ironman" Biden and we both bench pressed 55 Lbs at 5 reps.
So, Joe and me are ready to kick your ass you MAGA Rednecks !!!! Posted by: James Talarico at August 28, 2026 05:59 PM (ZITfF) 65
I've been assured Talarico is winning Texas by a billion gazillion votes. We might as well quit and all go St. Andrew's Presbyterian now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (oji8u) 66
Talarico's strain of "good person" Christianity comes from St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church in Austin, Texas, headed by Jim Rigby. Rigby has employed the use of an "inclusive Bible" that forbids solely masculine pronouns for God and considers the use of titles like "King" or "Lord" for Jesus Christ to be akin to "rape culture." St. Andrew's"
Manufacturing the millstones all quick-like, boss. Posted by: A whole lot of drowning is warranted at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (TbWk/) 67
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:53 PM (dEHLq) --- They are actually very influential in local elections, which is why there are shenanigans. If you have a low-visibility race, seeing lots of signs for a candidate makes you wonder who that is. For governor and up, it's kind of silly. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: 29Victor at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (0MjtC) 70
Talarico looks like he just stepped out of the "Chucky" movie.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (PbWRL) ------------ He's right out of central casting for the Norman Bates role in a #Woke Tranny remake of "Psycho." Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:00 PM (9c4Eu) 71
Some nutty Lutheran pastors were on the cutting edge of this a few years ago with The Sparkle Creed:
"I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural. I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God. I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity..." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K) Holy crap, literally. Might as well be a Unitarian if you're gonna go for crap like that. *spit* Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (dEHLq) 72
60 I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK ======= You could have made yourself a hero in that book by doing that. Mary Sueing the Bible by editing. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (E4rtv) 73
Number of Christians in Texas fooled by this guy: 0
Number of fake Christians in Texas pretending to be fooled by this guy: 6 Everyone else will vote for whoever else is running against Talarico*. * Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) 74
Sonny Hostin pressured a DA to drop trespass charges against her son, with the "Don't you know who I am?" maneuver.
"BLACK PRIVALAGE" ......... Posted by: Jackson K. at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (2WXOn) 75
So f*** that bitch Sonny Hostin and her incredibly privileged form of "oppression."
Like I said before, she's damn lucky that she isn't scraping her son's splattered corpse into a small box for a closed casket funeral. Pity she never taught him to stay away from the train tracks. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (vJrRc) 76
Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) 77
>>Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle
There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks? Just walking? Something else? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (ImuKY) 78
76 Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) Have I got good news for him! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (ZdaMQ) 79
The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?"
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (E4rtv) --- I think the part about how moderate Republican Christians liking the guy was the most delusional thing I've read since...last thread. I've mentioned this before, but one of my neighborhood Yard Sign Calvinists ("By this sign I am saved and you're not!") has a sign reading "Imagine all the people living life in peace" next to "Free Palestine!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (ZOv7s) 80
* Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) ---- Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing. I know we want people to vote FOR their guy, but Talarico is so toxic I can see a lot of people voting AGAINST him just because he's a deranged heretical nutcase. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D) 81
I don't recall one instance of Jesus telling people to ignore sins and just be nice to everybody. Not one.
But then, I didn't rewrite my Bible. Apparently that was a missed opportunity. Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 05:58 PM (dEHLq) Jesus was most definitely not all sweetness and light. He spoke more about hell than heaven… Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation. — Matthew 23:14 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (M+uMR) 82
...he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions The rejoinder to that word salad is made by the Judge in My Cousin Vinny is appropriate here--" Mr Gambino, are you on drugs?" Posted by: whig I had to go back and look him up again. He's the most boring, generic white dude ever. Rockwell's people had character. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FKi1y) 83
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) 84
77 There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks?
My guess, he was going down to the crossroads. One should never go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (2Drhq) 85
* Problem is, Talarico's negative press is so overwhelming that it sucks the oxygen out of everyone else's campaign. Probably half of Texans don't even know who else is in the race.
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5) --- He's at the top of the ticket, and that's going to kneecap all the down ballot races. Same dynamic as in Michigan. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s) 86
You could have made yourself a hero in that book by doing that. Mary Sueing the Bible by editing.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:01 PM (E4rtv) I expect my new and improved version of the Koran to be very popular. Muslims will be able to enjoy bacon, dogs, music and I'm upping the number of Jihad virgins to 100! And 10% less bitchy! Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b) 87
Heh - Those Reddit posts are so typical. Seems like the prevailing view of Republican voters is always they are stupid and can be conned.
Which is the current rationale for Dems winning in IA, NC, GA and TX. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (aT0AP) 88
Kalshi betting has Talarico and Paxton even at 50/50 with Talarico trending slightly up
Election will be determined by Trump and the economy issues. Name calling may be fun but it also has downsides of provoking more enthusiasm from opposition Posted by: Aliss at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (gk5rj) 89
Say what you will about the Christians, at least they're not Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (ndZc7) 90
Exactly, Piper!
If you believe you are a good person for revising God’s word for modern times, more empathic and wise than Jesus, well, you’re in for a surprise. Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (4KUe5) 91
Jimmy has THE most punchable neck. There's no chin to get in the way.
Posted by: huerfano at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (2Xqig) 92
Posted last night in the Café:
A Canadian on DU is touting a graphic reputedly shown on MSNOW: "New polling shown on MSNOW graphic right now is very encouraging! A Survey Center at Texas Southern University Poll from Aug. 18-21 shows: Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House, James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42, and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (0sNs1) 93
So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) ------------ I wonder if anyone has ever endeavored to temporarily transform the HOLLYWOOD sign to read HOLY WORD? Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (9c4Eu) 94
>>One of my best friends from college was Presbyterian and his church went woke. He and his wife now attend my parish are are going through the conversion process, entering the Church at Easter. Their son did so and that got them interested.
When I was a kid, we belonged to a really wonderful Presbyterian church. Multiple generations. My next door neighbor was not just my Sunday School teacher, he was also my best friend's dad. This made skipping Sunday School problematic. He was a great guy and a great teacher. I know what I believe and what he taught me has stuck with me, mostly. I miss the fellowship but not what the church has become. Still a Christian, just do it on my own now. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (viF8m) 95
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) Nope. Allah is a figment of a deranged pervert pedophiles imagination. Not God. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s) 96
I know we want people to vote FOR their guy, but Talarico is so toxic I can see a lot of people voting AGAINST him just because he's a deranged heretical nutcase.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM (FZ29D) --- Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s) 97
64 I was at the gym the other day with Joe "Ironman" Biden and we both bench pressed 55 Lbs at 5 reps.
So, Joe and me are ready to kick your ass you MAGA Rednecks !!!! Posted by: James Talarico Dudes! Quite hogging the bench! I need to get my reps in, and my bodyweight is too low to make push-ups challenging. Posted by: Zombie RBG, still outworking her personal trainer at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (FKi1y) 98
I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads and saw everyone as a sibling-child of God.
Wait, two dads? God and Joseph? But they just said God is non-binary. Or do they think Mary was trans? This is as confusing as it is blasphemous. Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (2Drhq) 99
Just walking? Something else?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) Rescuing poor orphaned packages thoughtlessly tossed off the train by someone else's feral spawn? Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (vJrRc) 100
Gabriel Hostin, 24, was nabbed trespassing on Metro-North Railroad tracks in New Rochelle
There has to be more to this. What was he doing on the tracks? Just walking? Something else? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) Technically, just being in the ROW is federal trespassing. Rarely enforced, but it can be. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (wOO3z) 101
"...he looks like he just stepped out of a Normal Rockwell painting."
Yes, if "Norman Rockwell" is actually a typo for "Andres Serrano". Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (oji8u) 102
Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s) ---- Heh. With mail-in ballots, they might get their chance! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D) 103
OUT: The Self-Gassing "Jew."
IN: The Self-Crucifying "Christian." Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (9c4Eu) Problem is you can never get the last nail in. Posted by: Neil from The Young Ones at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Av6i5) 105
That Austin church isn’t even PCUSA, but some even more demonic presbytery. Don’t lump all Presbyterians together!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (D9FOj) 106
Betrayal!
RNC Research @RNCResearch Jasmine Crockett won’t campaign for James Talarico who she called "straight up racist." Congress: “Will you campaign with him?” CROCKETT: “I will be campaigning down ballot.” CNN: “Is it an either-or? Either you excite the down-ballot? Or…” CROCKETT: “For me it probably is.” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (ndZc7) 107
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter?
Posted by: tcn in AK There were so many yard signs around here I got confused. I think I voted for a realtor. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (l26NL) 108
I don't understand any thing here. In other news I may be eligible for benefits. Yay. Is that toast? Yum.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (diia5) 109
Maybe Talarico wants to become the anti-Christ
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0) Have I got good news for him! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:03 PM Bein' dead 'n all, do you know something we don't? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1) 110
Operation Warp Speed. This Talarico guy is a shoo-in!
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (AydIQ) 111
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right.
Posted by: zombie Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (FKi1y) 112
Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i) Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (lFFaq) 115
Remind me of Dave Barry's description of the 1984 election: "Mondale lost so massive that long after Election Day, people kept showing up at the polls demanding an opportunity to vote against him again."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:06 PM Heh. I don't remember that one. Then there was Dennis Miller: "Mondale got stomped like a narc at a biker rally." Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (2Drhq) 116
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Well, we know Allah's a fag, so he's half right. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Av6i5) Mohammed took it up the ass all night from the men of Al-Zutt. Posted by: A bathhouse bloomed in the desert at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (TbWk/) 117
Just need a hole and heartbeat, inshallah.
Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (wOO3z) 118
Villain or not, I think Talefreako probably needs to get his jaw broken, just on general principles. At least get his ass kicked.
That's a big part of the problem these days. Way too many people need an ass whoopin'. That includes a lot of nominal females, as well. All the old rules of civility and chivalry and customs, mores and traditions were thrown out long ago. It's time people recognize that. You are fair game once you become a participant. Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (99A9t) 119
I expect my new and improved version of the Koran to be very popular.
Muslims will be able to enjoy bacon, dogs, music and I'm upping the number of Jihad virgins to 100! And 10% less bitchy! Posted by: Stateless ===== NYT best seller. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (E4rtv) 120
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2026 05:57 PM (XvL8K)
That made my skin crawl. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (lFFaq) ---- I remember watching the video of that. You could literally FEEL the unholiness oozing out of the computer monitor like toxic sludge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM (FZ29D) 121
Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) 122
In a 2025 appearance on the Higher Learning podcast, Democrat candidate James Talarico called the idea that Christians are the "villains" of American society "spot on."
I wish I was a democrat so I could vote for him more than once! Side note, the latest poll at 270 to win has talerico up by 6 points over paxton. Gaslighting is in effect. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (cpFbA) 123
Who here is surprised Jasmine Crockett isn’t campaigning for the wierdo white dude who pretends to be a Christian?
I am shocked, shocked at this! Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (4KUe5) 124
Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House,
James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42, and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44. Posted by: Duncanthrax Damn...faking a smaller lead that you can walk back as the election gets closer to save your credibility. Why didn't I think of that!?!? Posted by: Ann Selzer at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (FKi1y) 125
Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (FKi1y) --- I believe "Allah" is merely God in Arabic and Arabic-speaking Christians use that word. Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (ZOv7s) 126
NBC Detroit just had another Abdul ad "I'm pretty damn dangerous!"
I actually did see an ad for him "Great candidate. Terrible name..." Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b) 127
How is it possible that James Talarico could be even more gay than Pete Buttigieg? Steers and queers, cabrone.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (SK+av) 128
Just need a hole and heartbeat, inshallah.
Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:11 PM And the heartbeat is optional, at least for the first 12 hours or so. Posted by: Big Mo at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (0sNs1) 129
He can no longer talk about the thrill that'll get getcha when you get your picta on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
Rolling Stone @RollingStone Rolling Stone names Hasan Piker as one of the most influential creators of 2026 The self-declared Marxist has found himself at the center of endless controversies, thanks to his criticism of Israel on his daily streams but also because he's become the face of a movement to push Dems to the left. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:13 PM (ndZc7) 130
Allah is make believe. Muhammad is pansexual. He banged the men of al Zutt, many women, children, goats...quite the model for all Muslims to follow.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar ====== I think the language was that he got rode hard and wet by al Zutt aka a genie. Rushdie's Satanic Verses deals with these issues in his book that got him a fatwa death sentence that damn near came close to be fulfilled by some fanatic. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv) 131
"Christian" Pastor and Heterosexual Heart-Breaker James Talarico: The Assassment That Christians are the Villains In Society Is "Spot On"
--- Wait. If Christians are the villains, and Talarico expresses his form of Christianity as the most perfect path, then doesn't that make HIM the villain of this story? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (FZ29D) 132
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer, and funds Planned Parenthood and trans youth summer camps.
---- Golly, they sound like United Methodists! Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+) 133
St. Andrew's Presbyterian distributes sexually explicit books to children with the message that "God is queer..."
Better a millstone be tied around his neck, and he cast into the depths of the sea… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (D9FOj) 134
"Kalshi betting has Talarico and Paxton even at 50/50 with Talarico trending slightly up"
Kalshi betting has zero predictive value. As we have learned multiple times this year. Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (9Bu8P) 135
Talacreepo is such a weak beta cuck homosexual twink that he’ll agree with anything anyone in authority (on the left) proposes to him.
Christians are the problem? Sure. Blacks are superior? Why not? Hobo ass is the best tasting ass? Yes, I agree. Dude has the spine of a blobfish. Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (J1FkQ) 136
But all the polls show Talarico growing his lead over Paxton!!!
We told you to vote for Cornyn!!! /s/ Lisping weak-kneed GOP "Conservatives" and their leader, Erick Errickson. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (3cUTc) 137
Heretics that are likely hell bound. People don't get to tell the Lord what he likes and doesn't like. They ain't the boss of him. So when they rewrite his Holy Word to something more of their liking, they become hateful to him.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv) -------------- Hey whig. Proverb 30:5-6. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (eGzf1) 138
I think leftists have to post signs because their entire identity is tied up in their virtue signalling. The rest of us don't need to put a sign--we just go vote.
And how many yard signs have actually swayed any voter? Posted by: tcn in AK I guess my "Forget the dog, beware of Owner" sign is a kind of signalling. Posted by: Miklos pleads self defense at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (4RYRd) 139
How is it possible that James Talarico could be even more gay than Pete Buttigieg?
- If you like penis coladas, And getting caught in the rain, Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:15 PM (ndZc7) 140
Throwing a prophet token on the table. Talarico 22% revised down from my original 25% .
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (PbWRL) 141
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) 142
Odds he becomes the Ayatollah Talarico?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (O0L8i) ------------- The 12th eMom. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (9c4Eu) 143
All the smart pollster types think Talarico is up in Texas versus Paxton.
Shouldn't Democrats absolutely put every last nickel they can beg, borrow, or steal into the race to support him? Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (5KN7H) 144
Miklos, that sign is over my door.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (PbWRL) 145
Golly, they sound like United Methodists!
Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+) --- All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) 146
Hey whig.
Proverb 30:5-6. Posted by: Blake ====== Good cite. Hope you are doing well in the SW heat island. Understand it may soon flip to rain. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) 147
Christians ended slavery in Western Civilization.
Killed about a million or so White People to save Black People. Every idea of modern education is Christian idea, just read up on the Weasley Brothers. Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur) 148
The more I read about this Talarico guy, the weirder he seems to be.
He makes Beto seem almost like a macho man. And the dems seriously think this guy is gonna get elected in Texas if they just spend enough money promoting him? Amazing. Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Lo97M) I think like Beto, he's a funding op for out of state donations. Money pours into his campaign, and he takes some and the backers take some and then whoops, he loses despite the rigged polls. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy) 149
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ------- Heretics has a nice ring. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) 150
This wouldn't be so offensive if it wasn't obvious to anyone with eyes that Jews are the real villain.
Posted by: Done Trying at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (rzoH1) 151
Bill Bennett was a flawed man, but he penned a book titled "The Death of Shame" that pinned many of society's problems on its unwillingness to assign or shoulder blame or shame. If "anything goes", then accountability and personal responsibility goes out the window, and reverence to God's commands does as well.
Talarico is exhibit A to this. He has no interest in Christian principles, and any that follow him are kidding themselves. Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+) 152
Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) 153
Huck, yes they should. Give till it hurts, Dems.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (PbWRL) 154
Untied Methodist does not exist
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (/+uur) 155
Heh. I don't remember that one. Then there was Dennis Miller: "Mondale got stomped like a narc at a biker rally."
Posted by: Delurker at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (2Drhq) Also Miller re: Mondale "All I know is when I went to bed, Mondale only had three more electoral votes than me- and I didnt even run!' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s) 156
145 Golly, they sound like United Methodists!
Posted by: Crusader ===== More like the Untied Methodists nowadays with the schism. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv) 157
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) ---- And ALL of that was compiled via oral tradition. Granted, some of the people involved had fantastically trained memories. But there were also contradictions among various oral accounts that had to be sorted out. Not everything that was spoken of orally was written down in the original manuscript. Competing manuscripts to the "official" Koran were destroyed whenever they were found. The Koran that 97% of Muslims use today was finalized in the 1920s. Before that, there were a few different versions floating around. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (FZ29D) 158
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) --- Yeah, I can't remember the exact date, but there are fragments of "pre-official" Korans that are kept in vaults lest they be destroyed. The Caliphs continued minting coins with Christian symbols, so "Mohammed" was remarkably tolerant! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s) 159
I believe "Allah" is merely God in Arabic and Arabic-speaking Christians use that word.
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Prior to 600AD, ach village and oasis in Arabia had its own deity. A lot of them were simply called by the local villagers, "the deity,:" not nrealizing that everyone else called their local deity "the deity" too. "Al-lah" simply is the generic temr for "the deity." Mohammed (presuming he ever existed, I know*) came from Medina, where -- surprise, his local deity was also called "the deity," "Al-lah. Then he went insane and traveled to Mecca, where there was a kind of omnishrine to all the local deities-- and he smashed up everyone else's idols, proclaimed that his village's "Al-lah" was the only valid one. And then he proceeded to kill anyone who disagreed. The rest is history. * yes, Mohammed is an historical fiction invented later; I'm just recounting their own version of events. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5) 160
Doing well, whig. We've had a pretty normal summer here. I should know, I pay the electric bills.
Revelation has a similar cite but I like when I can pull stuff like that from the Old Testament. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (eGzf1) 161
The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) Rove and that white board need to be dropped in the Strait of America Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (/+uur) 162
That Talarico man is just too straight for me!
Posted by: David Hogg at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (oqH4h) 163
Smell the Glove, the Bushs hate Paxton.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:20 PM (PbWRL) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ndZc7) 165
Wait.
If Christians are the villains, and Talarico expresses his form of Christianity as the most perfect path, then doesn't that make HIM the villain of this story? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:14 PM (FZ29D) I was questioning the logic of that as well. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (lFFaq) 166
Paxton will be so far ahead by October, that he will decline to debate Talarico--watch.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (3cUTc) 167
152 Even though I think Paxton will win , someone in Texas should slap the Bushies and say "help Paxton you arrogant nitwits. The nation is in danger from these loons"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:10 PM (EZWVc) The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat. Posted by: I used to have a different nic ====== They be the controlled opposition--a lot of the bad shit that happened subsequent to Reagan came from twelve years of Bushes and their corporatist minions that infiltrated politics. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv) 168
Mohammed did not exist. He was patched together after the fact when the Caliphs decided they needed a state religion, which is why despite being based on a book written by the founder, there are no surviving copies that were not substantially revised later.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd I dunno...the official story seems reasonable enough. He was illiterate, as were most of his followers, so most people memorized the verses and prophecies he revealed. It wasn't a huge issue until they lost the Battle of Yamama, when many verses were lost due to the death of the only people that had memorized certain parts. That started the more systematic recording of the Quran, and the destruction of the unofficial written records. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (FKi1y) 169
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) ---------- Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (eGzf1) 170
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building. The Church of Unity, and they could call themselves "Unitarians."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s) ----------- Isn't there already a Church of Satan calling themselves "Satanists?" Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (9c4Eu) 171
Blake !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (PbWRL) 172
Heretics has a nice ring.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv) --- They're really pagans using Christian symbols. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s) 173
There must be some great anti-Talarico ads running in Texas now.
Pictures of him and the little children. Drag Queen stuff? Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b) 174
Somebody needs to shave that fucker's head and see if there's a 666 burned into it somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (S41Gd) 175
166 Paxton will be so far ahead by October, that he will decline to debate Talarico--watch.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice I think the Indiana Jones approach to the swordsman would play best. Talarico unleashes his word salads and Paxton, wipes his sweat on his head and just draws a revolver and shoots Talarico right there on the debate stage. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv) 176
Talarico is just another antichrist that S'tan has at his disposal.
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Posted by: Mullah Miklos, Austere Bibulous Scholar at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (4RYRd) 179
God will take care of Talarico
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0) 180
Lisping weak-kneed GOP "Conservatives" and their leader...
(I'm finally getting my official recognition!) ...Erick Errickson. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice Erick Errickson!?!?!!?!?!?!?! Posted by: Tucker Carlson, looking like a dejected, stunned Miss America runner up at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (FKi1y) 181
The earliest contemporary writings are only a page or two, IIRC, a nearly complete historical version did not exist until about two centuries after the alleged events.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv) I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (eGzf1) 183
Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing I think he was funning. The UU church close to me has a fairly large congregation. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (wOO3z) 184
Berserker, best comment of the month!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (PbWRL) 185
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) ----------- SMH! Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (eGzf1) 186
Hey Ben Had!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Rln0i) 187
Somebody needs to shave that fucker's head and see if there's a 666 burned into it somewhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:22 PM (S41Gd) Got him! Oh, wait. Never mind. It's 999. Dang. So close! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (0aYVJ) 188
They're really pagans using Christian symbols.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd ------ Not sure I would give them that much credit unless you are talking P.A.G.A.N.S. like in the Dragnet movie. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv) 189
Isn't there already a Church of Satan calling themselves "Satanists?"
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (9c4Eu) They usually are LARPers, taking a bible and crossing out God and writing in the Devil in its place in crayon. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy) 190
Hey Blake!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (Rln0i) 191
Bein' dead 'n all, do you know something we don't?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:09 PM (0sNs1 That would be a cool super power to have. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 192
173 There must be some great anti-Talarico ads running in Texas now.
Pictures of him and the little children. Drag Queen stuff? Posted by: Stateless Hispanics and bruthas love mixing kids and drag. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (FKi1y) 193
Already exists. Unitarian Universalist, I think, is the name.
Posted by: Blake And Islamic Cultural Center, I'll have you know! Ask Mary! Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (4RYRd) 194
However, he is not the Antichrist that will rule the world for a brief time.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Rln0i) ----------- SMH! Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (eGzf1) SMH will rule the world for a brief time? Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy) 195
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:08 PM (D9FOj
It is technically a member of the PCUSA, but its website is l LEFTISt USA. I agree with you. There are even people in the PCUSA who are much more conservative pastors and attenders . They just don’t have enough money to officially withdraw from the denomination as a church. I think it’s best to visit certain churches to get a feel for the pastor and their preaching without assuming they are all on board with the leftism of the National group Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (JrHfD) 196
Battle of Yamama
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM The battle of Yomama continues to be fought to this day. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (0sNs1) 197
SMH !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (PbWRL) 198
I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like.
Posted by: Oldcat There is a reason that Islamist fanatics destroy history wherever they can reach it--it discounts the pseudo history of the Koran. Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv) 199
I remember seeing YT videos from some dissident Islam historian that was recounting all sorts of revisionist ideas about the origins of Islam that I'm sure conventional Islam didn't like.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy) ---- One of the accounts I've seen theorizes that Islam is what you get when you've only *heard* about Christianity, but never experienced it. You hear stories about miracles and blessings, curses and damnations on the unfaithful, but you don't have the means to find out for yourself what it's all about. So you cobble together these stories into a narrative that fits your own personal worldview and make yourself into the Hero/Prophet. The original Marty Stu. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (FZ29D) 200
I dunno...the official story seems reasonable enough.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:21 PM (FKi1y) --- It has to be plausible for it to be accepted, but if you look at archeological evidence combined with surviving contemporaneous records, he is wholly absent. All the stuff they say about Jesus not being a real figure apply double to Mohammed. Because he was created by a corrupt and decadent court, they had him do corrupt and decadent things, which legitimized their behavior. "Well, yeah, forcing your son to divorce his wife so you can marry her *sounds* bad, but Mohammed did it, so it's okay!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s) 201
Prediction: Dems take current Repub Senate seats in ME, NC, AK, and TX, but Repubs take current Dem seats in MI, NH, GA, and MN. Media Chaos Ensues!
Posted by: Earth: The Final Season at August 28, 2026 06:26 PM (qUkBO) 202
Piper is still dead?
I do check in, but, I was not aware Piper was still morte. The things I'm late in finding out..... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (eGzf1) 203
Hispanics and bruthas love mixing kids and drag. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:25 PM (FKi1y) Before all this crap started, Jerry Springer would have on trannies and call the dudes her. The black guys were always great. To a man "That's a Dude!" Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b) 204
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) 205
All the woke branches should just unite and form a church of their own that's basically no rules and nothing but good feelings and self-esteem building.
- The Happy Good Time Free Love Chemically Enhanced Congregation. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ndZc7) 206
Bill Bennett was a flawed man, but he penned a book titled "The Death of Shame" that pinned many of society's problems on its unwillingness to assign or shoulder blame or shame. If "anything goes", then accountability and personal responsibility goes out the window, and reverence to God's commands does as well.
Talarico is exhibit A to this. He has no interest in Christian principles, and any that follow him are kidding themselves. Posted by: Crusader at August 28, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+) ---------- "The Death of Outrage: Bill Clinton and the Assault on American Ideals" (199 And five years before: "Defining Deviancy Down," a seminal 1993 essay by Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY), published in The American Scholar. Back when there were still a few sane America-loving Democrats ... Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (9c4Eu) 207
Even Enya, of all people, got into the "Goodbye Dolly Parton" song deal, and I confess to having never heard her sing before without all sorts of computer modulation and stuff.
https://tinyurl.com/yc5nxsy4 Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (XLsFA) 208
The guy who kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden was mean.
Posted by: J Towellyerego. at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (94BfP) 209
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ---- The Vulcans are behind this... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (FZ29D) Posted by: anachronda at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (qdr3M) 211
The Bushies don't consider it to be 'America' if they're not in the driver's seat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic They blew two opportunities not to disappoint. They can't get mad when we rejected Jeb! That was too much of an insult. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (FKi1y) 212
My church is PCA, the Presbyterian Church in America. As our retired pastor emeritus likes to point out, our presbytery was still beasting the pope until the 1950s.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (D9FOj) 213
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) 214
The Happy Good Time Free Love Chemically Enhanced Congregation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ndZc7) ---- Sounds like the official religion of Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (FZ29D) 215
Islam FEELS invented. Its essentially taking the worst parts of human nature and saying do it. Lie, cheat steal, 'hide from Allah'. Right.
That is why it is easy to see it is false. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s) 216
Not sure I would give them that much credit unless you are talking P.A.G.A.N.S. like in the Dragnet movie.
Posted by: whig at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv) --- The pagan gods never went away. The fallen angels are still our there, and they're using the same temptations to snare unwary Christians, same as it aways was. A lot of the "heresies" were seeing now are actually re-paganization, so infanticide for unwanted children, the "right" to suicide and of course limitless sexual license are all part of it. Transgenderism hearkens back to Cybele, the Magna Mater, whose priests castrated themselves during orgiastic rites.. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s) 217
Starfleet lives!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ----------- The Wifey remarked that it should be called "Starfleet Academy" when I told her the news about the Space Academy this morning. Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (9c4Eu) 218
I want a do over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) ============== Buddhism awaits you. Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (XLsFA) 219
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) Man, no shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (S41Gd) 220
04 I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) 205 —— Imperial Empire Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ) 221
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:24 PM (PbWRL)
Hopefully you're still on this thread. Inspector and I won't be able to attend the MoMee this year. First one we'll have missed since getting married. Very disappointed, but his health hasn't been good enough to make the trip possible. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (lFFaq) 222
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (D9FOj
LOL. The PCA is much more conservative as well. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:31 PM (JrHfD) 223
The battle of Yomama continues to be fought to this day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The oil lamp of Yomama continues to burn to this day. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:32 PM (FKi1y) 224
202 Piper is still dead?
I do check in, but, I was not aware Piper was still morte. The things I'm late in finding out..... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing In fairness to you, the results aren’t much different. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:32 PM (ZdaMQ) 225
The Wifey remarked that it should be called "Starfleet Academy" when I told her the news about the Space Academy this morning.
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:30 PM (9c4Eu) ---- I dunno... The television show was so bad I could imagine that NO ONE in the future wants to be associated with a "Starfleet Academy" ever again. Thanks, Paramount! /sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D) 226
>>Starfleet lives!!
Exactly. I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m) ----------- +1 As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ... Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) 227
Polliwog, I am so sorry to hear that. You will be missed.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (PbWRL) 228
Here's the Nightly News bullcrap.
Detroit commercial tying Benson to El-Sayed. -Nepal -Clancy -three stabbed at school -Parent cited for tripping 9 yr old...someone has no restraint - Dolly Leading off ABC - Nepal CBS - That Milo Y guy detained by ICE NBC - Nepal Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) 229
219 I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space. I want a do over.
Posted by: JackStraw Man, no shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads There are opportunities for both! Posted by: The Horn of Africa....or maybe Mars at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (FKi1y) 230
121 Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) I halped. Posted by: Simon of Cyrene at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (xg/DD) 231
213 I was born too late to be a pirate and too early to go to space.
I want a do over. Posted by: JackStraw[ Star Pirate. How fact can you race? You'll never, never, never Raid in space. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (Av6i5) 232
121 Jesus does call Christians to take up their crosses and follow Him. That is a deeper calling that many glide over. Think about how Jesus carried His cross and where He was going.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:12 PM (D9FOj) I freely admit to being a bad Christian, but to borrow from Patton, I'm much more interested in making the other sonofabitch take up his god's cross. Getting crucified isn't for me. Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (71pES) 233
I dunno...
The television show was so bad I could imagine that NO ONE in the future wants to be associated with a "Starfleet Academy" ever again. Thanks, Paramount! /sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D) Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) 234
"Prophet of Doom" by Craig Winn if you want someone who knows and understands islam; read the koran and all their other stupid shit so you don't have to.
https://tinyurl.com/4bfhratt Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (3cUTc) 235
Space Force getting their own academy makes sense as it is not a traditional warfighting branch. Even though it has affinity with the Air Force, it's almost all tech-based. Do they even have their own security forces? I mean their facilities are all going to be on someone else's turf.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s) 236
Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) --- Much better! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D) 237
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) 238
As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) --- Space: 1999 was the future! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s) 239
Prophet of Doom" by Craig Winn if you want someone who knows and understands islam; read the koran and all their other stupid shit so you don't have to.
https://tinyurl.com/4bfhratt Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (3cUTc) ---- Uh, that PDF is 983 pages long... Robert Spencer can do the same job in a lot fewer pages... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (FZ29D) 240
I just saw Trump is creating a new military academy, The US Space Academy.
That's pretty cool. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) Starfleet lives!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:27 PM (S41Gd) ---- The Vulcans are behind this... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:28 PM (FZ29D) Nah, it was Gary Seven. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (D9FOj) 241
237 There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) Lovecraft may have been a weirdo, but he's our weirdo. Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (71pES) 242
236 Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) --- Much better! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I want Trump to wear a black cloak to the next State of The Union, with the hood up, covering his eyes... "I love Democracy..." Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:37 PM (FKi1y) 243
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) --- Lovecraft was American, and pen pals with R.E. Howard. And you should include C.S. Lewis, G.K. Chesterton as well. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s) 244
Back in college as part of an honors humanities course we actually took parts of the koran and made it into a Jerry Springer Show sketch because the story is so fucked up. But that was pre-9/11 so we got away with it.
I also wrote a paper in that course about how Greek class structure was boiled down to whether or not you got fucked in the ass. Posted by: the dandy at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (8l8nW) 245
>>There are opportunities for both!
na, na, na. None of this horn of Africa stuff. This place was ground zero for pirates back in the day. A cruise the Caribbean, and then back to cooler temps to count the booty. I can already Yo Ho. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (viF8m) 246
There is this weird nexus between a lot of famous Brits like Aldous Huxley, HG Wells, HP Lovecraft, Aleister Crowley etc etc. Julian Huxley was Aldous' brother, and kind of a strange cat himself. I'm sure they had some American connections on this side of the pond as well.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 06:36 PM (99A9t) --- Weren't they all big fans of socialism? (HP Lovecraft was American, BTW...though he did have a massive hardon for the Brits.) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (FZ29D) 247
Well then fuck it. Call it stargate command. Trump gets to be System Lord Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:34 PM (S41Gd) __________ Then the Trump-class starships: USS Donald Trump USS Joseph McCarthy USS John Wayne USS Patrick McCarran USS Whittaker Chambers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (O0L8i) 248
Lovecraft may have been a weirdo, but he's our weirdo.
Posted by: it puts the lotion Don't ask him for advice on pet names. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:39 PM (FKi1y) 249
CBS - That Milo Y guy detained by ICE
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) Really?! Lol. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 06:39 PM (lFFaq) 250
Nood. Twiw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s) 251
I also wrote a paper in that course about how Greek class structure was boiled down to whether or not you got fucked in the ass.
Posted by: the dandy at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (8l8nW) Go on... Posted by: Pete B at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (wGerL) 252
The Week in Woke has awakened.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e) 253
As a youth growing up in the 60s and 70s, I thought for sure that I'd be out working in space by at least the year 2000 (age 39) ... which seemed SO FAR AWAY at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:33 PM (9c4Eu) I thought I would at least have my own Deathstar. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (S41Gd) 254
I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity...
"I am now Saruman of Many Colors" "No, you are Saruman the Broken!"* *This appears to be the Mandala effect in full play - I remember someone calling him "Saruman the Broken", but the internet claims that to be false... Perfessor, if you see this, can you check? I don't have my copies handy. Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (aJQbY) 255
Is the UK willing to take Milo back? That could get interesting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (XLsFA) 256
Then the Trump-class starships:
USS Donald Trump USS Joseph McCarthy USS John Wayne USS Patrick McCarran USS Whittaker Chambers Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:38 PM (O0L8i) ----------- The USS Elon Musk Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (9c4Eu) 257
It's the Good Book.
It is not the Bad Bunny Book. Posted by: torabora at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (Wt1Rs) 258
Jeez all it takes is.continual Jew-hate rants and you get on the cover of the Rolling Stone? Why bother bombing innocents at a marathon?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (bX16E) Blue Shithole Cities Have Rampant Crime in Their Public Transit Systems.
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