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ONT: Happy Fun Edition - Friday 6/5/26

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Howdy all y'all! Weird Dave is on ONT special assignment this week, so yer ol' pal Weasel is filling in. Since the ONT goes up waaaay past my normal bedtime I really have no idea what I am doing, so please bear with me as I figure out the complexities and subtle nuance of the thread.

With that, grab your favorite beverage and settle in for the overnight!

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Happy Fun Ball

The official ball of the Happy Fun ONT.

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Speaking of Balls

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Think You're Tough?

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Dawa Sherpa (L)

You're not tough. This guy is tough.

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Think You're Badass?

You're not badass. This is badass.

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Huh?

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Speaking of beverages, how the hell does water expire?

Maybe a question for the Food Thread?

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SNAFU

Have you heard the acronym SNAFU How about TARFU and FUBAR?

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Anyone From This Place?

Try writing that as your return address!

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Musical Interlude

A twofer!

and...


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Useful Products

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For your overnight questions.

Ask The Mystic Pickle!

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That's it, folks. Thanks for letting me hang out with you guys and gals for a while. Have a nice night and a great weekend!

Posted by: Weasel at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 05, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

2 edged weapons

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (f3Fjc)

3 First?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

4 Nope!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (QGaXH)

5 Sorry I'm late, I twisted an ankle doing the Curley Shuffle.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (/ly7b)

6 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

7 The Three Stooges getting in to vice?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (ZVgZ4)

8 Willowed:

220 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

JT, I believe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)

That sounds right. Does anyone know how he's doing?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)

9 I can tell ya all about FUBAR and TARFU. Seen 'em all.

Thanks for the ONT, Weasel!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (Jr+re)

10 A Weasel ONT cool!

Thanks Weasel!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (Sco7b)

11 Wut? No gun stuff?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

12 2 edged weapons
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (f3Fjc)

Obviously you have a sharp wit.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (/ly7b)

13 Is sign is a translation of "I am out of the office. I will respond when I return from vacation."?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

14 Good evening Horde. Thank you overnight Weasel!

Posted by: TRex - pickled dino at June 05, 2026 10:04 PM (lm0r7)

15 Alarmed by Chinese buyers quietly snapping up territory near its military hubs, Japan is launching an emergency nationwide audit.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (8SF/N)

16 Wut? No gun stuff?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Saving it for Sunday!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (1S3fY)

17 Bang???

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (lm0r7)

18 Weasel is in the house 🤩!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 05, 2026 10:05 PM (uTEOj)

19 Yay! Friday ONT is best ONT

Thank you Weasel

So I have a complaint. Wife and I both like our coffee. Weekdays we drink Yuban and on weekends we treat ourselves to flavored coffee, Don Francisco's Hawaiian Hazlenut. It's a little pricey but I look for sales and we usually can stock up for about $8 per 12 oz can.

Lately I noticed the stash getting low so I've had an eye out for a sale. Yesterday, at Stater Bros it was on sale for 9.99. A little pricey but we're almost out.

As I picked up the can it felt and looked different. THEY CHANGED THE SIZE! Now it's a 10 oz can.

So less coffee for more money! No Thanks!

I put it back on the shelf. No more Hawaiian Hazelnut for a while.

Maybe I should put this in the FWP thread, especially if they follow my suggestion and make it a FWP snd Petty Complaints thread.

Other than that everything is just ducky!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)

20 Evening, Weasel, and ONT Horde. Enjoyed the SNAFU, cartoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (1z8ji)

21 Thanks for the Friday Night ONT, Weasel!

You did just fine!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (D/6p1)

22 That sounds right. Does anyone know how he's doing?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:02 PM (qx7Zg)

Ben Had is the person to ask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (1z8ji)

23 I nooded, ya buncha . . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

24 Ah crap! I said mystic pickle out loud and a stupid jerk imp showed up!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 Having a mystic pickle seems like a big dill.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (/ly7b)

26 Thanks for the water link. When I was taking care of Mom and supply lines were strained I stocked up. Not prepper savvy though. I could keep Mom alive.

The huge barrels you could store water in without worrying about plastic monkeypox Covid Aids degrading into the water killing you instantly were all expensive as hell.

80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....


From the article...

Plastic is not an environmentally friendly substance and might harm health. Furthermore, tap water is more regulated than bottled water.


Just ask Flint Michigan....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (Sco7b)

27 Weird Dave is on ONT special assignment this week, so yer ol' pal Weasel is filling in.

Whaaat? That's p!$$-poor planning ahead. No disrespect to the Weasel, but a Friday ONT is supposed to be the work of Weird Dave.

Harrumph.

Well, okay, I'll go see whatcha got, anyway. 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - anticipation disappointed at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (dn9xm)

28 Decisions decisions...Gutfeld? Or Double Indemnity on TCM with Fred Macmurray?

Solution: DVR 'em bof

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH)

29 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)
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I'm in the process of switching from Black Rifle Beyond Black to Death Wish Dark Roast.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:09 PM (1S3fY)

30 Mel Blanc is doing the voice characters in the Snafu cartoon.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 05, 2026 10:09 PM (y171U)

31 We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the (mystic) pickle!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (jGGMD)

32 Thanks for filling in, Weasel.

Posted by: dooley at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (Zhu94)

33 >>> how the hell does water expire?
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It's not just water anymore. They put soda and minerals init to make it taste better. mmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (f3Fjc)

34 I like the Dr. Dingus Emotional Support Pickle (also on Amazon). TSA approved! Brrrrrrrrrrrrt

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (kpS4V)

35 19 Other than that everything is just ducky!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH)

Shrinkflation attacks! The water must have been cold.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

36 I went to the Amazon website for the Mystic Pickle.

It's NOT A SEX TOY!!
If anyone else is wondering.


Everyone have a great weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (Sco7b)

37 Evenin'

Another round of golf completed. Did ok. Broke 100 anyway. I go back to Babylon DC next Saturday so I still have a week here in Amish Country. So quiet and peaceful around here. Its nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (bfy6w)

38 And howdy everybody! Nice to be here. Not sure how long I can stay up, but I have a Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro ready to light and they take a while to smoke!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1S3fY)

39 Haven't read the link but it's probably the bottle's 'best before', technically... that stuff fouls the water as it breaks down.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

40 My dad had a SNAFU book that must have been frames from the cartoons. It was pretty racy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

41 "how the hell does water expire?"

No idea!

Posted by: Lawyers Guild of Washington DC at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (8SF/N)

42
These Chicoms are always up to something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

43
I should have asked, has there been any further word about Doof's mother?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (O0L8i)

44 A great ONT! Woot!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (Dd38x)

45 re Snafu, someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum.
They show up in boot camp with a vague idea that they can follow orders, and they're looking forward to having some structure in life; but might not be able to interpret those orders very well.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (gKWVE)

46 Speaking of beverages, how the hell does water expire?

Maybe a question for the Food Thread?
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The whole "expiration date" thing is based on the idea that the thing put in the container remains *exactly the same* up to a certain point. It's not toxic past that point, but may be different. How different? It's hard to say.

Because people assumed it meant "toxic" and threw stuff out, the language was changed to "best by," because in some instances, a thing not staying the same is a good thing. See also: aged cheese, bourbon, scotch, etc.

An Air Force captain once told me how he was at an Army FOB in Iraq and observed a squad of soldiers slowly pouring out a pallet of water bottles onto the ground. He was mystified, inquired as to what was going on, and climbed up the chain of command until the senior NCO explained that yes, the water could be used to wash or clean things, it was fine for that, but the garrison was bored and would start setting stuff on fire unless otherwise occupied.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

47 43
I should have asked, has there been any further word about Doof's mother?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM

I spoke to him this morning, she is going on hospice care. It’s God’s timeline now.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (Dd38x)

48 80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....

35 cases or 35 bottles?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

49 It's not just water anymore. They put soda and minerals init to make it taste better. mmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:10 PM (f3Fjc)

Soda might go flat, but minerals don't "expire". Possibly, over a sufficiently long time span, enough pt-pt-pt-pthalates might leach out of the plastic bottle to exceed "safe" limits? But I'd rather risk an unlikely bad reaction to plasticizers than die of thirst.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (1z8ji)

50 Thank you for the fun thread, weasel.

I love the old toons and public service announcements. It was so much easier when people weren’t offended all the time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (mKKL7)

51 And howdy everybody! Nice to be here. Not sure how long I can stay up, but I have a Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro ready to light and they take a while to smoke!
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:12 PM (1S3fY)
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Greetings and salutations!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

52 PICKLE RICK!!!

Posted by: Pickle Rick at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (bfy6w)

53 Madrigal Stayin' Alive is just what I needed this evening!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (ftFVW)

54 Evening Weasel!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

55 @ 5:45 in the Blue Angels vid things get scary

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)

56 "...someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum."
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Some ratings are like The Island of Broken Toys.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)

57 I had the day off, so I went hiking. Took my radio and made contact with other hams in France and Japan. Now I'm relaxing after downing a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with some chianti (makes Dr. Lecter noises).

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (K1RVP)

58 Heh:

Mr Reagan: Are California Elections Rigged?
https://youtu.be/o6AjS7qr6xg

Seems t'me, I don't need an 18½ minute video to answer that question.

Posted by: mindful webworker - to ask is to answer at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (dn9xm)

59 The Pickle a Day lobby has no shame.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (8SF/N)

60 Mistic Pickle is a negative, ghostrider.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (LHPAg)

61 Some ratings are like The Island of Broken Toys.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)
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"Drill Sergeant, is bladder control one of the seven army core values?"

"It is not, private, and that is why Private X is graduating from BCT."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)

62 My dad had a SNAFU book that must have been frames from the cartoons. It was pretty racy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

There was a booklet called "Baby-San" my Dad got in Korea. I haven't seen it for years. It might be in the garage somewhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 10:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

63 gKWVE, a long time ago, c.1968, the Air Force had a program called Project 100,000. After enlistment testing, recruits were classified in four groups, from top to bottom A, B, C and D. Project 100,000 signed up 100,000 recruits from group D to see if they could make it. I learned about the project about 2 years later when I started getting some very simple questions about my personnel records. They were mismarked to show I was one of the test group, while I was actually part of the control group.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

64 Evening all,

I hope you are all well.

Posted by: Joyenz at June 05, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

65 48 80 cases of 24 bottles. We were set. I'm down to about 35 now....

35 cases or 35 bottles?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4)

35 cases of 24 bottles.

Our town did have boil water advisories so it came in handy. They're in a crawl space so it's not hot there.

And I get the plastic breaks down thing. With so many other concerns....whatever.

Now back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (Sco7b)

66 Thank you for a swell ONT Weasel!

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (4DK2r)

67 Oh, a wise guy, eh?

*wields pipe wrench*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:22 PM (u/oMr)

68 58 Heh:

Mr Reagan: Are California Elections Rigged?
https://youtu.be/o6AjS7qr6xg

Seems t'me, I don't need an 18½ minute video to answer that question.
Posted by: mindful webworker - to ask is to answer at June 05, 2026 10:19 PM (dn9xm)

Come on, a 24,000 ballot drop with only ONE candidates votes in it... NONE for any other candidate... it totally normal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 10:23 PM (mP0Kj)

69 Blue Angels
Airplanes.
Ppppfffttt....

You want exciting?
You want scary?
You want awesome???
Roll a battalion of tanks across that airfield. In column, in echelon, wedge formations. Maneuvers you never saw before.
And unlike airplanes that leave, the tanks stay!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

70 The Ayatollah asks, Where is my mystic pickle?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:24 PM (f3Fjc)

71 #twoweeks until I'm done getting shot with hormones every night. And I can't even drink to celebrate. Sigh...

Posted by: pookysgirl, finding soft things to sit on at June 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Wt5PA)

72 Of the entire Mystic line of food products, I think pizza was the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:25 PM (u/oMr)

73 Weasel ont!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 10:26 PM (fE6HJ)

74 I love the old toons and public service announcements. It was so much easier when people weren’t offended all the time.
Posted by: nurse ratched

The M16A1 Rifle: Operation and Preventive Maintenance manual illustrated by Will Eisner had some text (iirc), that went something like:

'Sure it's fun to fire tracer rounds but did you know that they leave behind barrel deposits and fouling that can lead to misfires and jamming?'

It was like your Dad lecturing you.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:26 PM (jnTpz)

75 71 #twoweeks until I'm done getting shot with hormones every night. And I can't even drink to celebrate. Sigh...

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Too bad. I have some really expensive champagne that I'll have to drink myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

76 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (h06De)

77 For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (K1RVP)

78 The Iranian Navy, presented by Truth Social

https://tinyurl.com/4zjms5j9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (f3Fjc)

79 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

80 A little more info on what happened with the Russians wanting to saw into something on the ISS that spooked NASA.

They were going to cut a bracket, and NASA was worried about structural compromise. That's why they had our guys head to the Dragon.

The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (w6EFb)

81 McNamara's Folly

I'll bet that name means my AF Project 100,000 was really a DoD project, huh?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:29 PM (Jr+re)

82 Thanks for the ONT, Weasel! Nice work!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

83 @trump_repost
2h

Eric Metaxas, a great guy, has written an incredible new book, "Revolution: The Birth of the Greatest Nation in the History of the World."

As we celebrate our Nation's 250th Birthday, Eric honors the Faith, Wisdom, and Courage of the Great Patriots who sacrificed so much to secure our Independence. These stories of our shared past inspire us to build a future bigger, greater, and stronger than ever before. THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
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Saw Eric speak in person. Impressive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (f3Fjc)

84 the balls on those Navy pilots

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)

85
For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" 

____________

Robert McNamara, your typical MBA who thinks HBS models can be applied equally to cars and tanks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)

86 LRob - Project 100K affected all branches. Some of the stories are gut-wrenching; men who probably had sub-70 IQs were thrown into combat with no idea how to survive. Not to mention the psychopaths and other undesirables who caused more problems for us than for the NVA.

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (K1RVP)

87 Too bad. I have some really expensive champagne that I'll have to drink myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:27 PM (u/oMr)

I'd tell you save it for the baby's grand arrival on Christmas, but I don't know how well champagne ages.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows more about vodka at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wt5PA)

88 The best "air show" I ever saw was in the late 70s in N. California. The Blue Angels were set to fly the next day at our Air Force base and had a practice that lasted almost an hour. It was better than the show and the commander shut down maintenance so everyone could watch. The Blue Angels fly lower and nearer to each other than the Thunderbirds can imagine.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Jr+re)

89 The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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The Russians and the Americas should call it quits and come home. Arrange for them all to come home at the same time, no one calls first.
That's why both sides are malingering, who calls first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:34 PM (f3Fjc)

90
For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.
Posted by: PabloD


We had a couple of those on my first ship in the Navy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

91
The Russians were going to do it, but finally decided against cutting the bracket and to do more inspection and testing.

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Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (u/oMr)

92 PabloD, I don't think I ever met or contacted anyone in the test group. I assume the Air Force had fewer cases than the Army.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Jr+re)

93 Robert McNamara, your typical MBA who thinks HBS models can be applied equally to cars and tanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)
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Trust your credentialed overlords.

Posted by: The Deep State at June 05, 2026 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)

94
Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000


I'm not going out there!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:39 PM (Cqx++)

95 For more info about Project 100,000, aka "McNamara morons", check out "McNamara's Folly" by Hamilton Gregory. Available on Kindle.
Posted by: PabloD

We had a couple of those on my first ship in the Navy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)

***

Had a couple in my first platoon in Germany. I think these guys were at the upper end of the scale. Not bright, but once they knew the job, they did it well enough, and were able to reenlist when they were eligible. Smart enough to realize they had a better job than they were going to find back home.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

96 Three Stooges! A neglected American treasure, for sure.
I have a pic of them in my shop.had it for, maybe, 30 years!
“We’re Orphans” was the gag, but one of the most excellent pics of their many shenanigans.
Can’t find a link, or post the pic, but a search for three stooges dressed as children might get you to the right on.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (HZfH/)

97 There were roughly 320,000–354,000 men accepted under the Project 100,000 program (1966–1971).

The Army received 70% of them, AF, Navy and USMC each received 10% roughly. The Army and Marines assigned most to combat roles, which contributed to disproportionately high casualty rates for Project 100,000 men.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:41 PM (jnTpz)

98 83 Saw Eric Metaxas speak in person. Impressive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:30 PM (f3Fjc)

I read his book "Is Atheism Dead?". It may have been a Moron recommendation from the book thread.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 05, 2026 10:42 PM (y171U)

99 L Rob

The Blue Angels when they flew the A-4F Super Fox. Talk about close formation flying and perfect timing.

https://youtu.be/wk3XSV6H6w0

I would like to see the current Blues try some of these maneuvers, the computers would overrule them probably.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)

100 I went to see "The Backrooms" yesterday. I'm not a horror fan, but the movie's back-story intrigued me, so I went. I thought it was quite good. The two lead actors were excellent, especially the lead guy (the same actor who played the Operative in "Serenity"). No spandex, no Pedro Pascal, no finger-wagging lectures or DEI -- just a good story told well, and by a 20-year-old director with a shoestring budget. There's life in the movies yet.

Posted by: Nemo at June 05, 2026 10:44 PM (4RPgu)

101 Had a couple in my first platoon in Germany. I think these guys were at the upper end of the scale. Not bright, but once they knew the job, they did it well enough, and were able to reenlist when they were eligible. Smart enough to realize they had a better job than they were going to find back home.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
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The tail end of Clinton's Army was a sight to see. My basic training company had a motley collection of people motivated purely by occupational training, a handful of deluded patriots (like me) and then a bunch of people incapable of other employment.

Because of the manning crisis, no one washed out. We were told that up front - if you fail, you'll stay here until your contract is completed. And don't try gay stuff, that won't work anymore.

Conscripts would have been an improvement.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Geez. Just had a turd floater roll thru. Not counting the two earlier today.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (lwhHh)

103
The normal, acceptable leak rate for the ISS is about 0.6 lbs/day. Anything above 1 lb/day is a problem. It's currently at 2 lbs/day. It's been a problem since 2019. They've been closing off the hatch to the leaky Rooskie module there and that lowers the loss rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

104
I would like to see the current Blues try some of these maneuvers, the computers would overrule them probably.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)
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The M-5 multitronic computer will remove human error!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 10:47 PM (kpS4V)

105 I've got an idea.

Let's send Doll Eyes Alex up to tour the ISS... and Massey

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

106 “Brickhouse Mighty Mighty Maduro“

6X60, perhaps?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)

107 M-5 > HAL > LLM > Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

108 For about 12 years we lived near Monterey, CA. My wife worked at the Naval Postgraduate School there. About every 2-3 years the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angles would perform over in Salinas... the airport's bigger than the one in Monterey.

So... when the Thunderbirds were in town, they'd buzz the shit out of the post grad school. We were on the roof of her building one day and I swear to God you'd almost be able touch the planes. The jet wash would knock you down.

The Blue Angels would do likewise, but the T-birds were just pissing the squids off to no end.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:49 PM (jehhT)

109 Posted by: Gunslinger at June 05, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)
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That's the one! It's a commitment, so I opted for something smaller at the last minute so I can get to bed before noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (DJPFk)

110 The normal, acceptable leak rate for the ISS is about 0.6 lbs/day. Anything above 1 lb/day is a problem. It's currently at 2 lbs/day. It's been a problem since 2019. They've been closing off the hatch to the leaky Rooskie module there and that lowers the loss rate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

111 "acceptable leak rate"? Uh, if I were going up to the ISS I'd pack my flight bag full of cans of Flex Seal...

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (K1RVP)

112

If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The oxygen would be lost, the oxygen would be lost.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)

113 The Army and Marines assigned most to combat roles, which contributed to disproportionately high casualty rates for Project 100,000 men.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 10:41 PM (jnTpz)
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The low quality bothered the cadre, who were 80s recruits when fuckups got sent home. Our platoon sergeant went off at one point saying: "Private, the only reason I allow you to stay in the Army is that you will stop a bullet for a better man." Harsh but true.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)

114 I didn't watch the video, but . . . that "Longest Place Name" must be in Finland.

Just finished a rewatch, the first in years, of Hunt for Red October. Such a grand film. The novel, Clancy's first, was terribly dull and muted all the action elements. Someone like Michael Crichton or Larry Niven could have gotten the technical details across to us, yet still generated excitement. I wish Clancy had collaborated with Niven (whom he admired); that would have been a fascinating team-up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

115 Late to the thread, so this was probably answered.

BenHad knows how JT is.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (nz1sK)

116 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)

117 Weasel,

You should share your "post template" with the cobs.

AoS articles with YouTube embeds jump all over when reloaded and yours do not do that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

118 Geez. Just had a turd floater roll thru. Not counting the two earlier today.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (lwhHh)


Too much fat in the diet?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

119 Just finished a rewatch, the first in years, of Hunt for Red October. Such a grand film. The novel, Clancy's first, was terribly dull and muted all the action elements. Someone like Michael Crichton or Larry Niven could have gotten the technical details across to us, yet still generated excitement. I wish Clancy had collaborated with Niven (whom he admired); that would have been a fascinating team-up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)
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Disagree. It was a page-turner when it first came out, but subsequent readings reveal the flaws.

It is not part of my library for that reason.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)

120 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:53 PM (wzUl9)
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The guy had range. Two very different roles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:56 PM (ZOv7s)

121 Jeffery Jones, possessed scientist in Howard the Duck

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)

122 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026


***
Have I got time for a nap first?

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (wzUl9)

123 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)

124 >> Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air?

They know where the leaks are, it's just getting to one that's the problem. This Russian module has been springing leaks since 2019, and they think it's due to metal fatigue from the docking and undocking over it's 20 yr life up there. It is the only docking module port suffering from that, however.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 10:58 PM (w6EFb)

125 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
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She'd have wanted it this way.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (DJPFk)

126 AOP@49 hit the water expiring on the head. Many years ago I had a friend who was a manager for a bottled water distribution company. I asked about water expiration dates.
He said water is a universal solvent. After awhile it degrades the plastic. Current standards for emergency water for drinking require canned water

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w3u3d)

127 Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

If they send everyone out to look, you know that someone will lock all the doors before leaving. It's a little far for AAA to send someone to unlock the doors.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

128 SNAFU cartoon was interesting.

I don't think SNAFU is used much when E-1 Snuffy Smith screws up. It takes an O-4 (+) to make real SNAFU.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)

129 Trivia on Hunt for Red October: Jeffrey Jones, the principal in Ferris Bueller, plays the expert Alec Baldwin's Jack Ryan consults about the mysterious doors on Ramius's Russian sub.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The guy had range. Two very different roles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I'll say - In 2002, Jones was arrested and charged with soliciting a 14-year-old boy to pose for nude photographs.
He was also investigated for possession of child pornography. He was arrested again in 2004 and 2010 for failing to properly update his sex offender registration.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (jnTpz)

130 Jeffrey Jones also played Emperor Joseph II in Amadeus.

Which also co-starred Elizabeth Berridge’s magnificent bazooms.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (77rzZ)

131 In the early 70's my brother and I watched a military jet fly vertical and go full afterburner right above the Everett Boeing plant. We were near Mukilteo as it happened. We were gobsmacked.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (8SF/N)

132 If they send everyone out to look, you know that someone will lock all the doors before leaving. It's a little far for AAA to send someone to unlock the doors.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

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Don't you worry. I'll let them back in.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2026 11:01 PM (u/oMr)

133 As some of you know, the house in Terre Haute is probably not going to happen for me. There are too many $$$ problems with it. My real esate agent agrees and even said that the repairs could run to $30K -- and that the sellers are almost certainly not going to agree to fix the big things, maybe not even the small. Ah, well.

I'm looking at another home, a slightly higher price range, with already-installed solar roof panels and a Generac backup battery system. I'd think such a place *must* have up-t-date electrical systems, right? Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Posted by: Keir Dullea at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (wzUl9)

134 Too many notes.

Posted by: Joseph II at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (u/oMr)

135 Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air? Here on Earth, you can see a stream of dense gas, say acetylene, issuing from an unlit torch by the difference in refractive index. May even cast a shadow. I have personally seen this.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Spray some soapy water on the hull. A leak would present as bubbles.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

136 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (UfDpa)

137 "What are the differences between an apprentice, a journeyman, and a master?"

--When an apprentice makes a mistake, he needs a journeyman to fix it for him.

--When a journeyman makes a mistake, he can fix it himself.

--When a master makes a mistake, you'll never know it because he'll have you believing that he planned to do it that way.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (rdVOm)

138 Re: 133: Oops. Sock off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

139 Good evening morons y gracias weasel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

140 Thanks again for the ONT, Weasel. Gotta get up around 0300 for a short road trip.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 11:03 PM (Jr+re)

141 >Could they do an EVA, and look at the outside for escaping air?
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hundreds of years ago, I worked for the gas company. If we wanted to check a section of pipe for a leak, we had the soap bucket. Brush some soapy water on the pipe and look for bubbles.

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (ZxPkt)

142 Always learning, that is for sure.

After four Fw 190s and a Fw 190D built, discover I have been attaching the lap belts wrong. Luckily got six more 190s and one Ta 152H to get it right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

143 Hey Weasel!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (EeuCJ)

144 And it's about time for me to hit the hay as well. No major errands tomorrow; I'll wash the car, maybe have some breakfast out, and then . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (wzUl9)

145 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:04 PM (EeuCJ)
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Hey there! Nice to see you!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (DJPFk)

146
Their leak detection uses an ultrasonic device to listen for the tell-tale "hissing" signature of a small leak. What they do is isolate each module in turn and see which module loses pressure. Once they identified the general location, they use the ultrasonic thingy to locate it precisely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

147 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

148 Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Man: Do you promise not to get mad, no matter what I say?

Woman: Yes, I promise.

Man: I bought a new guitar.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

149
Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Is it a house in the South?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (Cqx++)

150 SMH. Congrats on the move!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (77rzZ)

151 Wolfus,

Always remember to change your socks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

152 I'll breakfast on mangoes and snow.

Posted by: ZOD at June 05, 2026 11:06 PM (UfDpa)

153
135

Spray some soapy water on the hull. A leak would present as bubbles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:02 PM

The vacuum of space would flash evaporate the water. A high-boiling liquid might work.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 05, 2026 11:07 PM (iTNuP)

154 We closed on a house in MO, and we're moving tomorrow.
Everything is pretty much packed up and some guys from church is helping us load the uHaul tomorrow morning.
Daughter, SiL and granddaughters are helping also.
Hopefully we'll hit the road by lunchtime.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (EeuCJ)

155 I've always considered bottled water as something born of the gullibility of the consumer. It is a First World equivalent of a battery powered back scratcher and pet rocks.

First of all, over 75% of bottled water is tap water just like right out of the faucet. It's got your purifiers and chorine based chemicals in it. And, they SELL this to you for no other reason that to convince you it is convenient. Tap water (even in a glass air-sealed bottle...not plastic) will go stale as a result. Plastic bottles have their own issues despite what the environmental gurus tell you about it not being degradable. Taste a 10 year old bottle of tap water held in a sealed plastic bottle. Wash it down with some topsoil or ash...Enjoy.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)

156 Wow SMH

Safe travels and may it be fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (2GVsD)

157 Mangoes and snow >>> bananas and rice

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)

158 Thanks, Bulg!.

Only things I'll miss in Illinois is our church and small town.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (EeuCJ)

159 Snafu, someone on X was claiming that the Army has historically recruited quite a few people on The Spectrum.
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Forrest Gump proved to be a military genius.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)

160 Thanks, Anna!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (EeuCJ)

161 >First of all, over 75% of bottled water is tap water just like right out of the faucet.
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check the label for the words 'municipal source'

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (ZxPkt)

162 Daughter, SiL and granddaughters are helping also.
Hopefully we'll hit the road by lunchtime.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:08 PM (EeuCJ)

Congratulations SMH! You escaped!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (3mtTi)

163 Good luck with the move SMH!!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (DJPFk)

164 Mmm. Snow.

Posted by: Hunter! at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (gKWVE)

165 Seen online, but it tracks.

My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present.

He chose 3 Ibs of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)

166 Variations on Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Just like Mozart!

Chicago Symphony Orchestra: "Mozart wasn’t the only classical-music composer inspired by the “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” melody. Haydn used it in the second movement of his Symphony No. 94 (Surprise), Saint-Säens quoted it in the 12th movement (“Fossils” of his Carnival of the Animals and Ernst von Dohnányi did so in Variations on a Nursery Tune, Op. 25 (1914).

And in the pop-culture realm, as part of his “Star Trek” mission "to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before,” Leonard Nimoy riffed upon a star for the song “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Earth” on his debut disc “Mr. Spock’s Music from Outer Space” (1967). As the supreme Vulcan himself would say, “Live long and prosper.”

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 11:12 PM (rdeQO)

167 Congratulations SMH! You escaped!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Thanks to a VA loan, heh.

Thanks, Weasel!
God does answer prayers, just not on our schedule.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:12 PM (EeuCJ)

168
The leaks are in a small tunnel of the PrK tunnel of the Zvezda module, due to cracking. They think the last time something docked there, it caused some more cracks to start.

NASA is afraid that thing could rupture. Rooskies think we're a bunch of pussies and it's no problem. So, we loose a little more air than normal, BFD.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

169 Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Man: Do you promise not to get mad, no matter what I say?

Woman: Yes, I promise.

Man: I bought a new guitar.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (lwhHh)

170 Hey, Hour of the Wolf. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (77rzZ)

171 Safe travels, SMH!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 11:14 PM (kpS4V)

172 So, about Elizabeth Berridge’s boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

173 Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?

Is it a house in the South?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026


***
Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana. I know there will be cloudy days and rainy/snowy ones, so I wouldn't depend on the things or install them myself. But Linda -- whose latest tactic in "discussing" my move is to bring up every negative thing about a given house -- says she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

174 RER: Project 100000

Muhammad Ali was slated to be one of these, I believe. He refused induction in 1967.

Prior to that, in1962, he'd been classified 1-Y, i.e., "fit for service only in time of national emergency," because he scored below the 15th percentile on the basic skills test. He claimed this was due to dyslexia, & that might be true.

He commented, "I said I was the greatest, not the smartest."

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (RCjYY)

175 Thanks, AHE!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (EeuCJ)

176 My favorite follow on X

https://tinyurl.com/44fd28be

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)

177 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

178 Bottled water is convenient. And my well water here is harder than Chinese arithmetic. At my AZ place, I throw bottled water in the freezer, and once frozen, it goes in the cooler for road trips. Keeps other stuff cold; cooler stays dry inside. A bottle of frozen water in my pants pocket if out walking about. As it slowly melts, I get sips of ice water to hydrate with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (1z8ji)

179 We are in a really weird thunderstorm. The lightning never stops, nor does the thunder. It sounds like the thunder must be some distance off, but it has been a constant, never ending low roar for the past twenty minutes or so. I feel bad for whoever is directly under it.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (DK5Sh)

180
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:10 PM (EeuCJ)

Congratulations!!! Praying for traveling mercies, a safe and easy trip, many blessings and much happiness in your new home!

Posted by: moki at June 05, 2026 11:20 PM (wLjpr)

181 moki!!!

Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:20 PM (EeuCJ)

182 Why do I interpret the pic up top as some combination of Sefton, CBD, and Joe Mannix?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (77rzZ)

183 Hey, Hour of the Wolf. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:13 PM (77rzZ)

I am. Still recovering a little about the boob reminder in Amadeus.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

184 SMH

What part of the Show Me state? As soon as you move in, you're eligible to be a Kansas City Chefs (not a typo) fan, you know.

It used to require 2 years of bona fide residence, by law.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (RCjYY)

185 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (zZu0s)

186 A bottle of frozen water in my pants pocket if out walking about. As it slowly melts, I get sips of ice water to hydrate with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'd do that when I was downrange by sticking a frozen bottle of water in each of my cargo pockets.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:22 PM (EeuCJ)

187
she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


All those things are true and Indiana is not a "sunny" state as far as home solar is concerned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (Cqx++)

188 Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana. I know there will be cloudy days and rainy/snowy ones, so I wouldn't depend on the things or install them myself. But Linda -- whose latest tactic in "discussing" my move is to bring up every negative thing about a given house -- says she's read that solar panels are very vulnerable to hail and storm damage, and their installation, if not done properly, can allow moisture and roof damage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:15 PM (wzUl9)

Is the solar panel system grid-tied, or does it have batteries and inverter? Frankly, I would avoid solar, unless I was off-grid altogether, and was willing to make the commitment to service it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (1z8ji)

189 I'm looking at another home, a slightly higher price range, with already-installed solar roof panels and a Generac backup battery system. I'd think such a place *must* have up-t-date electrical systems, right? Are there any problems with solar panels if (a) you don't have to pay to install it, and (b) if you don't depend completely on it? And keep it clean?
Posted by: Keir Dullea


Some solar systems are leased and there might be a lien on the title for that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)

190 183 I do what I can. To quote Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (77rzZ)

191 @169. Since it's a Weasel thread, perhaps I should have changed the last word to gun...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

192 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

"If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (UE9Fq)

193 What part of the Show Me state? As soon as you move in, you're eligible to be a Kansas City Chefs (not a typo) fan, you know.

It used to require 2 years of bona fide residence, by law.

Posted by: mnw
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In the Ozarks in southern MO.

The odds of me, an old Oakland Raiders fan, becoming a Queef's fan is about as likely as me voting Democrat.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:25 PM (EeuCJ)

194 ***
Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana.
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It's curious, trying to flee a place one has lived all his life to a place whose customs and culture he knows nothing of.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (f3Fjc)

195 OK, think I'm headed to bed. WW, FSJ and Gertie are already asleep, so I'm going to need to worm my way in.

Be nice to each other, enjoy the rest of your evening and have a nice weekend!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (FUvyF)

196 Zvezda?

Thought they were a model company in Ukraine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (2GVsD)

197 "If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (EeuCJ)

198 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)

"If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 11:24 PM (UE9Fq)

Nice.

"If you back up fast, then slam on the brakes, to empty the truck, you might be a redneck."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (qx7Zg)

199 "If your porch collapses, and it kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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lol
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:26 PM (EeuCJ)

Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:27 PM (1z8ji)

200 SMh

That is a nice little house. Nothing a home-flipper would be caught dead in, much less 'fix-up.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)

201 But, then, we can also contemplate Madeline Smith’s boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:29 PM (77rzZ)

202 Hell no; the South is what I'm trying to flee. Indiana.
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It's curious, trying to flee a place one has lived all his life to a place whose customs and culture he knows nothing of.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026


***
I've never felt like I belonged down here, and now that I've been to the Midwest, it seems I've found My People. Besides, I'm horrifically bored by this place; I grew up here and have watched it morph into something I no longer want any part of. New people and new customs are what I long for!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

203 SMH

I once hosted an Ozark MoMe! In Lake Ozark, MO.

We will be neighbors! (altho my principal residence is elsewhere)

Sorry about that Raiders thing. Must've been painful for you.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

204 In the Ozarks in southern MO.

The odds of me, an old Oakland Raiders fan, becoming a Queef's fan is about as likely as me voting Democrat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Beautiful country. Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (lwhHh)

205 Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM (EeuCJ)

206
Some solar systems are leased and there might be a lien on the title for that.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026


***
Good point, and if I decide to take a look at this house I'll ask about that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (wzUl9)

207 196. The Russian word for “star.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (77rzZ)

208 If you finally cut the grass in the back yard and find a car...

you might be a redneck

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (ZxPkt)

209 And a spring-fed, dry-weather creek runs through the property.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:31 PM (EeuCJ)

210 Beautiful country. Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223
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Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:32 PM (EeuCJ)

211 And a spring-fed, dry-weather creek runs through the property.
Posted by: SMH

You'll love that! We have one on the back of our place and it's a source of constant joy and entertainment.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 11:32 PM (jnTpz)

212 125 Really, Weasel? During Piper remembrance month? Really?
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:57 PM (77rzZ)
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She'd have wanted it this way.
Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 10:59 PM

Especially the pickle.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (Dd38x)

213 Sorry about that Raiders thing. Must've been painful for you.
Posted by: mnw
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Not when I was a kid in the 70s, heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (EeuCJ)

214 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


Sweet. Space under the porch for a hound dog or a possum or two if you have no dog.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)

215 Dog heaven, or dog-lover heaven?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hr2shgklwQU

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

216 About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

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You know what this means, right?

Riding mower

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 11:33 PM (u/oMr)

217 Invasion of the Raider Snatchers

You will sleep... sleep... and then you will become one of US.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (RCjYY)

218 >>Riding mower

And big garden!

And grow-your-own beef!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (rdVOm)

219 SMH, Green Acres is the place for you,
Faaarm livin’ is somethin’ that you’ll never rue

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ)

220 You'll love that! We have one on the back of our place and it's a source of constant joy and entertainment.
Posted by: Tonypete
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The same creek runs though my daughter's property (deeper there and an amazing swimming hole there also).

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (EeuCJ)

221 D-DAY: As BOOOSH Just plainly said-- fuck'em we're taking him out!

LET's GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-atLongLongLAST
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-getThisPartySTARTED

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (RbTEp)

222 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM

Oh how cute! Look at all the green! Congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 11:36 PM (p4NUW)

223 You know what this means, right?

Riding mower
Posted by: Cicero
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SiL has a tractor with a cutting attachment.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:37 PM (EeuCJ)

224 Thanks, Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:37 PM (EeuCJ)

225 SMH, congratulations on escaping Illinois. After fourteen years in the Windy City, we moved our family out of Illinois, to Oklahoma, thirty-two years ago. Had to gnaw my foot off to get out of the trap, but it was worth it. I sometimes lie awake at night, helplessly recalling so many bad decisions in my life; that's not one of them!

Both Illinois and Chicago had a lot going for them. Once upon a time.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at June 05, 2026 11:38 PM (dn9xm)

226 About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.

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You know what this means, right?

Riding mower
Posted by: Cicero
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Or a real tractor and a brush hog. And a snow plow for the 1000ft driveway...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ)

227
The ISS has a total of 16 pressurized modules. Six Rooskie, 8 NASA, 1 Jap, and 1 Euroweenie.

It started with the Zarya module, launched by the Rooskies (but paid for by us). The Shuttle then took up the "Unity" module to join with it, then the Rooskies launched Zvezda. Then it could be manned independently. It was then slowly expanded, adding that big truss structure and the big solar panels (there were some hiccups with that).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

228 Pic of new house:

https://tinyurl.com/yvj44rzz
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:19 PM (EeuCJ)


Nice deep porch for sitting, six pillars just like Tara.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

229 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

It’s like I don’t know you people anymore…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:39 PM (77rzZ)

230 229 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

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We're on lawn care equipment. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 11:40 PM (u/oMr)

231 Got some lurkers de-lurking and folks who I haven't seen in a while here tonight.

Hail Zod!

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (K1RVP)

232 I would put in an orchard SMH. Of course I would suggest that to anyone who had enough dirt and rain to make the trees grow.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (rbvCR)

233 >>Pic of new house:

LOVE the covered porch!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

234 Nice deep porch for sitting, six pillars just like Tara.
Posted by: Kindltot
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We fell in love with the porch from the get-go.

The house is about 1400 sqft, with a rec room and a pool table, courtesy of the seller, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:42 PM (EeuCJ)

235 205 Looks like a cozy house, with a little bit of land attached, too. Congratulations!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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About 4 and a half acres, three of those acres is pasture, and have a large workshop for Ex-Ex.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:30 PM

----

Think how much zucchini you could grow! Or you could go wild with various cucurbits.

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (rdeQO)

236 I would put in an orchard SMH. Of course I would suggest that to anyone who had enough dirt and rain to make the trees grow.
Posted by: Kindltot
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There's apple trees near the creek.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (EeuCJ)

237 Old solar panel cell failure rate vs. new? Ask grok.

The latest house will have proper wiring and breakers. House inspection should include all AND roof inspection. I've seen messy modern utility and sub panels; wiring and breakers should be orderly.

I worked for a wonderful electrician in SF and Sausalito and saw some really crazy things, but most of the crazy was 60-80 years old. You should be ok.

You can't live a risk free life, eh?

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (8SF/N)

238 You want find many Democrats to annoy you in Camden County.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY)

239 LOVE the covered porch!
Posted by: JQ
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IKR?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (EeuCJ)

240 Good luck SMH, congrats, and good to see you!

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (vE0+H)

241 ellipses!!

Thanks!

Good to see you too!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:46 PM (EeuCJ)

242 The house is about 1400 sqft, with a rec room and a pool table, courtesy of the seller, lol.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:42 PM (EeuCJ)


It is a sleeper, then. It doesn't look at all that large.
I also suggest a summer kitchen and a grape trellis for extra shade.
It looks like a lovely place.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

243 SMH, I have house envy. Since envy is a sin, I shall not say more.

You are truly blessed.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:48 PM (77rzZ)

244 Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (EeuCJ)

245 If you want to entice Piper to visit, SMH, you could plant some Kale. It might even attract her ghost.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)

246 I worked for a wonderful electrician in SF and Sausalito and saw some really crazy things, but most of the crazy was 60-80 years old. You should be ok.

You can't live a risk free life, eh?
Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:44 PM (8SF/N)

Things is, with the solar panels, do they make enough energy to be worth the aggravation of having them? If they are grid-tied, does the utility's contract to buy the solar power survive the sale of the property? Questions that must be considered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

247 SMH, very cute home. What's up with sawn tree sections? Huge!

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (8SF/N)

248 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 11:49 PM (qx7Zg)
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lol

I'm not the biggest fan of kale, but still love ya, Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (EeuCJ)

249 He didn't want to move the pool table.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (Cqx++)

250 There's apple trees near the creek.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:43 PM (EeuCJ)


Some apples are good for canning and cooking, and some for eating raw, but I find they all are good for apple juice.
Pears are always good too, and I like prunes for drying

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (rbvCR)

251 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.…
Posted by: Bulg


What you can't see is the image searches you've inspired.
👀
👅

Posted by: mindful webworker - what's to say beyond that? at June 05, 2026 11:51 PM (dn9xm)

252 SMH, very cute home. What's up with sawn tree sections? Huge!
Posted by: 13times
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The seller built this house in the early 90s.
You'd have to ask him.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:52 PM (EeuCJ)

253 He didn't want to move the pool table.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Bingo.

He even said so, lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 11:53 PM (EeuCJ)

254 By the dark of the Moon, Kalethulhu stalks the kale patch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

255 Lawn care?
I spray the weeds so they don't clutter the dirt yard.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 05, 2026 11:55 PM (juN7g)

256 Sorry, but I like the Bee Gees version better.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 11:57 PM (oq9dX)

257 I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

258 Happy Friday Horde!

SMH, I love your new house, I just know that you and Ex-Ex are going to be very happy there.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 06, 2026 12:00 AM (0nHVk)

259 Eh. Don't mind me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (0aYVJ)

260 Thanks, DDS!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (EeuCJ)

261 My attempts to spark boob talk on this thread have evidently failed.

It’s like I don’t know you people anymore…
Posted by: Bulg
......

Tessa Fowler. I hope this helps.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (oq9dX)

262 Time to hit the hay, gotta get up early in the morn.

Niter's y'all.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 06, 2026 12:03 AM (EeuCJ)

263 Nite, SMH. May your move proceed smoothly!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:03 AM (1z8ji)

264 Best of luck in the new residence, SMH

You'll be near family in the new place?

I think you're in a beautiful part of the country.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 06, 2026 12:04 AM (QGaXH)

265 'Night, SMH. Safe travels and smoooooth move!

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)

266 AOP. We never installed solar panels. Small residential and commercial rewire jobs. The guy I worked for learned his trade in Detroit on huge projects. Gosh, but he was nice! I was a microwave tech learning the trade under his skillful hand.

I'd lose sleep worrying over lithium ion storage batteries catching fire.

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2026 12:05 AM (8SF/N)

267 Tessa Fowler. I hope this helps.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2026 12:01 AM (oq9dX)

Isn't she the entire British dairy industry now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2026 12:05 AM (1z8ji)

268 The Ozark counties are the reddest, in a ruby red state.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)

269 I would even try to pronounce the name of the town with the 8700 letters. I would just say I'm going to that fucked up place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)

270 *wouldn't try*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 06, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

271 On the article page explaining water expiration: "Poll Finds Broad Support for Stricter Regulations on Ultra-Processed Foods"

I misread it as "Poll Finds Broads Support Stricter Regulations on Ultra-Processed Foods". Now I got Jojo Krako's voice in my head. LOL

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 06, 2026 12:11 AM (W5mpo)

272 I buy bottled water because it tastes better than what comes out of my home tap.

Got tired of filling Brita pitchers and replacing the filters... also, grab n go portability.

*shrug*

Posted by: JQ at June 06, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

273 Karmelo had a bad court day today, I think.

Murder 1 is probably overcharged, though. This looks to me like "heat of passion" Murder 2. I doubt the jury will find the murder was "premeditated."

There were only about 5-6 protesters today-- a significant decline from yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at June 06, 2026 12:18 AM (RCjYY)

274 I'm having some really weird stuff going on. My cursor is landing in weird spots if I try to correct spelling, and whatnot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 11:58 PM (0aYVJ)

Stuck keyboard key potential culprit

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2026 12:19 AM (vE0+H)

275 Congrats, SMH! We're nearly neighbors now!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 06, 2026 12:20 AM (FMtrg)

Golden Hour Cafe

lisbongoldenhour.jpg
the Lisbon waterfront by the Tagus River
Jorge Chagas


Beat the heat.

Man removes a big screw that got stuck in the giant foot of an elephant. How much trust do you need to have in the intelligence of an elephant to put your body directly under his foot as you painfully unscrew the screw out as the elephant cries?

I think I've been oversold on geishas.

This capybara wanted to be stylish so they put a Tommy Bahama shirt on him. Nice.

Baby bears, out of control. Thank goodness they're in slow motion.

Rescue dog is a little clingy.

Setting up a scrubbing station for your turtle. This makes turtle-ownership worth it.

I usually don't like it when one person takes up two seats, but this guy looks tuckered out.

He's training to be a competitive biscuit-maker.

Aw: Orphaned baby goat rejected by its own herd snuggles with the guardian dogs.

Helping a baby moose who can't cross the highway median.

Steve Inman:

It's okay to sucker-punch a lunatic on a rampage.

Criminals mess with the wrong citizens. Including a criminal cat.

Instant justice.

Beta soyboy cuck gets into someone's face, jamming his bird-hand into the guy's face as he rants at him, and discovers he's not in his safe space any longer.


From Fenelon Spoke: A woman saved a crow and is now receiving gifts that aren't picked-clean bird carcasses.


When Leah Wilson learned that an injured crow was trapped in a home's rain gutter, she couldn't ignore it. Overhead, a flock of crows was already sounding the alarm, circling and dive-bombing the area as if calling for help.

...

Determined to help, Leah spotted a fire truck parked a few blocks away and decided to take a chance.

"I was like, 'Hey! You look like you want to save a crow today,'" she said with a laugh.

The firefighters happily stepped in, raising their ladder and freeing the injured bird.

...

After the rescue, Leah personally drove the crow to a wildlife rehabilitation center. During the trip, something happened that she still remembers vividly.

"He latched on to my finger and held on," she said. "That was life changing."

"I wrapped him up, got him into the car. He was scared, injured, and exhausted. At one point he wrapped his claws around my finger and just held on. I was on the phone with wildlife emergency, trying to stay calm while he wouldn't let go. I will never forget that feeling."

A few days later, she learned the crow had recovered and been released back into the wild. Soon afterward, she experienced something she never expected.

While walking her dog, a crow swooped down and dropped what she describes as a beautiful bundle of feathers at her feet.

Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.


Since then, Leah has received more than half a dozen offerings from crows, including sticks, balls of moss, and even a small bird's nest. What might seem unusual to others has become a meaningful reminder of her connection with the natural world.

...

Today, her daily walks have become something of a neighborhood event. Crows regularly join Leah and her dog, flying alongside them from block to block.

"It feels so good," she said. "It's like visiting my friends every morning and knowing they're going to be there."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Nope

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (/Chlc)

2 Golden Shower Cafe!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (wOO3z)

3 Thanks for the cafe. It's always nice to see cute animals as a break from political news-except one video I can't log into because I'm not a part of and the content might upset me-so it says. Have a good weekend, Ace, and thanks for all the important work which you do here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:36 PM (8Xy/A)

4 Beta soyboy cuck gets into someone's face, jamming his bird-hand into the guy's face as he rants at him, and discovers he's not in his safe space any longer.

This, too, could be the story of Sid.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Fen got a shout out!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:37 PM (l26NL)

7 My favorite mamatee is Tara Yazdi in a wet t-shirt.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (77rzZ)

8 Androcles and the Elephant

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

9 I think I've been oversold on geishas.

They save the strenuous games for later in the evening.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)

10 How much trust do you need to have in the intelligence of an elephant to put your body directly under his foot as you painfully unscrew the screw out as the elephant cries?

It's a good thing elephants don't kick like horses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:41 PM (6ydKt)

11 LONDON, UK — Anthony Head, the suave, smooth-voiced British actor known for roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,’ has died, his family said Friday. He was 72.

So long, Giles. You were the world's coolest librarian.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 07:41 PM (UE9Fq)

12 'Twasn't til 10AM today that I realized it's Friday, not Wednesday. TGIF, morons!

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

Maybe this is material for you to build a nest?
The moss and feathers sure sound like that. Think about it, what objects would they value besides food.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (UkBMI)

14 Since then, Leah has received more than half a dozen offerings from crows, including sticks, balls of moss, and even a small bird's nest.

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I can't wait for Ace to get some new shelves.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:43 PM (+mTA5)

15 Living it up living it up oh yeah
Friday Night


Pizza's in the oven, beer's on the coaster

🍻

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

16 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

That means it's coming to kill you. Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

17 Ham radio propagation status:

Solar Flux: 141
Sunspots: 145
A-Index: 44
K-Index: 5

X-Ray: C1.0
Solar Wind: 642.2 km/sec
Magnetic Field: 10 nT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

18 Magpies will filch cash and jewelry for you. Wish we had em around here.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

19 I grew up on Hekyll and Jekyll.

Crows are a hard "no" for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:47 PM (RIvkX)

20 RIP, Anthony Head. Might watch "Repo! The Genetic Opera" in his honor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 07:47 PM (kpS4V)

21 Nice story about the injured crow.

I really had no idea crows would attach themselves to humans, and give them gifts, like this.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

22 My cousin had a crow housemate for a few years. They're amusing, but very messy.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

23 >>Actually that sounds like the "gifts" I'm getting. A dead bird.

Maybe this is material for you to build a nest?
The moss and feathers sure sound like that. Think about it, what objects would they value besides food.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 07:42 PM (UkBMI)

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Virtually every afternoon we sit on the front porch swing where a bluebird house sits about 15 feet away.

Watching a couple build a nest (why is the male always so much more colorful and beautiful than the female? it's apparently a thing in nature to attract females), then feed each other and the little hatchlings is most joyous.

Wifey used to get to watch the hatchlings fly away -- but I never did until having just retired a couple months ago. Adorable. They keep creeping out of the house hole further and further -- then turn around like they want to go back to the nest briefly -- until they eventually go for it and fly away.

And all I can keep thinking is: THERE ARE NO F*CKING TRANNIES IN NATURE!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:49 PM (+mTA5)

24 Ben Had - you here?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 07:50 PM (m0MIc)

25 I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.
A river is you city, your town, and you history.
I grew up on families houses on Cane River Lake.
When the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)

26 Weasel, yes. Is now ok?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (5P5DO)

27 I thought Hekyll and Jekyll were magpies?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (6ydKt)

28 >>I grew up on Hekyll and Jekyll.

Magpies not crows.

Oddly enough I just had a bunch of crows squawking up a storm in the backyard. Don't think they qualify as a full murder, only about 4 of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (viF8m)

29 Weasel, yes. Is now ok?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (5P5DO)
----
Absolutely!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 07:53 PM (m0MIc)

30 Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning. Classic Midwest.

I love crows. They have 'tude.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

31 Pass on the tree rats.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

32 Ham radio propagation status:

Solar Flux: 141
Sunspots: 145
A-Index: 44
K-Index: 5

X-Ray: C1.0
Solar Wind: 642.2 km/sec
Magnetic Field: 10 nT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

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Embarrassed that I have no recollection of those meanings.

In 2020, when half the world went clinically insane, I convinced the wifey to (1) join a local preparedness team; and (2) get our ham radio licenses.

We searched for and procured vanity call signs:
. she got KZ1WTF -- K Z 1, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, which elicited much laughter from our fellow check-in mates; and
. I got K9OCD -- which I remembered as "Crazy Dog" and got some laughs from fellow OCD'ers.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (+mTA5)

33
This ISS air leak thing is sort of funny. Around 9AM, NASA ordered our four astronauts to suit up and get their asses in the Dragon to shelter and prepare for a possible emergency bug-out.

THe problem is a pesky air leak in one of the Russian modules. There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop. They thought they had it under control, but the air leak rate doubled yesterday.

One of the leaks is in a inaccessible area, and Roscomos decided to use they should use a saw (no mention of what type) to hack into the area. That freaked NASA out.

I don't know if the Russians actually used the saw, but they did pause to allow more measurements and assessments to be made.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

35 Early testimony in the Karmelo trial is apparently not going well for the perp.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

36
I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

37 Putin rejects meeting with Zelensky.

Russia has no plan other than death.
How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

38 34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

I had long Corvid but I dont crow about it.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur)

39 "I love crows. They have 'tude.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

But no birdbath. Would it hurt so much to shell out 100 bucks for your feathered friends, Mr O'Spades?

Posted by: the crows at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

40 >>Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning. Classic Midwest.

>>I love crows. They have 'tude.

My neighborhood is full of trees and there are a bunch that live in them. Sometimes they are sitting in the trees on both side of the road as I walk Elvis and they just scream at us. Elvis is like whatever, I don't see birds. I talk back to them. Seems cathartic for all of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

41 How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

Both sides have been pretty intransigent thus far. That is why I am somewhat skeptical of the casualty figures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

42 How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

Building 15,000 drones per day helps.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (6ydKt)

43 ne of the leaks is in a inaccessible area, and Roscomos decided to use they should use a saw (no mention of what type) to hack into the area. That freaked NASA out.

------------

"McGyver and Bubble Gum FTW!"

/"The problem is essentially solved ..." -- my old senile Physics Professor

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (+mTA5)

44 Mrs. E and I were sitting at the kitchen table eating supper when a bluejay flew fullspeed into a glass door. It was dead when it hit the deck.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (LHPAg)

45 "There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop. "

Don't they have some JB Weld on board?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

46 34 The Corvid lobbyists are strong, it appears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

But you have to sell to someone other than the other farmer

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (/+uur)

47 Don't they have some JB Weld on board?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

FLEX-SEAL!

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

48 It was dead when it hit the deck.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:00 PM (LHPAg)


entre

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (/+uur)

49 "Grew up with crows cawing in the cornfield every morning."

In the spring and fall, mornings about a half-hour before sunrise, one crow will call, then pause. Next all the crows in the roost call. Pause. Repeat a few times.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 08:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

50 >> FLEX-SEAL!

They've got some sealing goop they've used. They've made repairs with it, and then some metal stripping stuff. This is an ongoing problem, with more leaks springing every now and then.

Trouble here was the place they thought had the crack wasn't accessible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

51 Embarrassed that I have no recollection of those meanings.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:55 PM


Actually, few people do. It's better to look at band conditions. Tonight, the 17m-15m band is 'fair', all the others are 'poor'.

Last night things were fantastic pretty much across the board; even 6m was hopping, which is pretty rare.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

52 25 I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.
A river is you city, your town, and you history.
I grew up on families houses on Cane River Lake.
When the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)
Natchitoches fried pies. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

53 >>I love crows. They have 'tude.

My neighborhood is full of trees and there are a bunch that live in them. Sometimes they are sitting in the trees on both side of the road as I walk Elvis and they just scream at us. Elvis is like whatever, I don't see birds. I talk back to them. Seems cathartic for all of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

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We have ravens here in Northern AZ now but. before moving here 13 years ago, we had crows in SoCal.

They used to sit on neighbors' rooftops and squawk at us incessantly -- so I got in the habit of throwing rocks at them.

It got to the point where I used to just pretend to throw rocks at them and they'd skedaddle ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (+mTA5)

54
The current Russian crew are Andrey Fedyaev, Sergey Mikaev, and Sergey Kud-Sverchkov.

Two Sergeys! Hi, I'm Andrey, and this is my brother Sergey and this is my other brother Sergey.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

55 >>It got to the point where I used to just pretend to throw rocks at them and they'd skedaddle ...

They are noisy bastards but as Eris said you gotta admire their attitude. Somewhere in that DNA theres a velociraptor.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:07 PM (viF8m)

56 I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM


I see you have experience with Saiga products from the Izhmash factory.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:08 PM (0sNs1)

57 Magnetic Field: 10 nT
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)


North or South?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:11 PM (/HDaX)

58 >> North or South?

B_z slightly negative. Go here to the NOAA site:

t.ly/rXWWZ

and click around. Somewhere there is an explanation of the scales and units they use for the various measures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

59 I'm imaging Sergei floating around with a Sawzall and a bottle of vodka. Okay, Sergei, hack away!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

Elon should send a Boring Company Flamethrower up on the next mission, along with some rolled steel, Gorilla tape, and superglue. For safety, send up some "medicinal" alcohol, suitable for Americans and Russians.

You just know that the American rednecks and Russian rednecks will have a blast fixing the leak.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg)

60 Tara Yazdi in a wet t-shirt."

Meh. Jacqueline B in "the Deep"....

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:17 PM (XuXeR)

61 B_z slightly negative. Go here to the NOAA site:

t.ly/rXWWZ

and click around. Somewhere there is an explanation of the scales and units they use for the various measures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:15 PM (w6EFb)


I'm a Spaceweather.com kinda guy myself.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:17 PM (/HDaX)

62
The Russians think we're being a bunch of pussies about the whole thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

63 Both sides have been pretty intransigent thus far. That is why I am somewhat skeptical of the casualty figures.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

Hitting a school full of children with a drone lit Putin up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (f3Fjc)

64 the Red River decided to leave Natchitoches"

Well, duh. Couldn't pronounce it...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (XuXeR)

65 Best I can manage around here is pigeons and buzzards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:19 PM (5P5DO)

66 The Russians think we're being a bunch of pussies about the whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

That's the reason for the flamethrower.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:19 PM (qx7Zg)

67 Happy cafe!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)

68 I recall walking down the sidewalk next to a park. Nearby was a cluster of crows; not a murder, more of an aggravated assault of crows. They eyed me warily, and silently.

I nodded as I passed, and said "hello."

they immediately erupted in caws and wing flapping. Guess I interrupted their van Buren Boys get-together.

Crows are weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (0aYVJ)

69 Dire Straits - Tunnel of Love

Wembley 1985

https://tinyurl.com/375c34kb

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)

70 "Happy cafe!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

71 The Ouija board is working.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 08:22 PM (Cqx++)

72 Thank you for everything, Ace! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 08:23 PM (VyBeY)

73 Crow #1: "Hey. Have you guys seen Leah today?"

Other crows: "No, but I spotted her car earlier."

Get it?

"Spotted"

Bwahahahaha!!!
I crack myself up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:23 PM (2WIwB)

74 >> I'm a Spaceweather.com kinda guy myself.

They've got a fireball monitor thing up there, showing the orbital plots of the meteor fireballs that last hit. That's pretty cool.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)

75 We searched for and procured vanity call signs:

Honestly, I only tested for General so I could get a vanity sign. It's my last name spelled backwards with a 3 substituting for an E.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (vTZFs)

76 They've got a fireball monitor thing up there, showing the orbital plots of the meteor fireballs that last hit. That's pretty cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)


Srsly? I haven't seen that part of the site.

Thanks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (/HDaX)

77 Has anyone seen shibumi or bozo conservative ? Some lost morons/ettes

Posted by: free tibet at June 05, 2026 08:25 PM (iNp3L)

78 Seen on a T-Shirt on EweTube

My People Skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance for Idiots that needs work.


I can see wearing that one.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (qx7Zg)

79 ISS air leak doubled today
Russians couldn't get to one spot so they got a saw
American saw the saw, put on their suits and exited to their own compartment.

They need some smoke. Let it loose and watch where it goes. Then float some epoxy, first and some catalyst right behind it.

extra catalyst

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (f3Fjc)

80 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM


Maybe there was a combo deal with the tats? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

81 Dd38x)'

That's some hash"

That's some wet t-shirt material....

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:28 PM (XuXeR)

82 There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop.

Flex seal to the rescue!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

83
*wanders in*

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM (O0L8i)

84

Devo - R U Experienced (Official HD Music Video)

https://youtu.be/vKXaVYZYEtM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM (Cqx++)

85 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

I am coming to you from the great beyond.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (Dd38x)

86 Hadrian, sure. Got plenty right here. Sugar is good.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (5P5DO)

87 Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 08:29 PM


Would you like glucose or fructose?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

88 Lisbon is beautiful. Not sure what happened to courageous Portuguese. I guess they shipwrecked or emigrated.

They are like the laziest Americans, sitting around and drinking all day. Socialism does that to people. The Lorax said it best.
"Remember"

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (ELUAs)

89 Hi Piper!!

I'm on Instagram to not be pissed off all the time. A very good week to do that by the way.

Anyways, I do follow my favourite young actresses. Little Ariana Greenblatt - young Gamora in 'Avengers', 'Stuck in the Middle' a great show, was at Cannes. She had pictures in very nice dresses. So I thought of you.

She's actually a model for L'Oreal. She had a picture in Cannes where she was beside her picture in a L'Oreal ad on the side of a building. Not bad for about 18 years old.

And world champion skateboarder Sky Brown, whom my late Mother LOVED, had pictures of her holding onto a car on a skateboard in high heels in a Dolce and Gabana (sp?) dress. I know that's a big brand from "Two and a Half Men."

Still made me laugh and I thought of you. Welcome back...lol

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)

90 "I am coming to you from the great beyond.
Posted by: Piper"

Say hi to Buzzion for me!

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

91 I am coming to you from the great beyond.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:30 PM (Dd38x)

---------

Have you finished orientation? I hear it's a bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (u/oMr)

92
I had to look up how they detect leak locations. They first isolate the various modules one by one until they find which one is losing pressure, then go over that with an ultrasonic detector that listens for the tell-tale sound signature.

Air management on the ISS is a tight, tricky thing. Besides the obvious, one worry NASA had about sawing was metal shavings and particles getting suspended in the air.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)

93 Russia has no plan other than death.
How do you grow economic per capita but by killing people
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)


Maybe he could follow Ukraine's path and get the EU to pay him for it too

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

94 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

95 Maybe he could follow Ukraine's path and get the EU to pay him for it too
Posted by: Kindltot
--

That's a plan the Euros would think ideal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (f3Fjc)

96 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

*stares at mailbox, fingers crossed*

oh please oh please oh please!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Lisbon is beautiful. Not sure what happened to courageous Portuguese. I guess they shipwrecked or emigrated.

They are like the laziest Americans, sitting around and drinking all day. Socialism does that to people. The Lorax said it best.
"Remember"

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:32 PM (ELUAs)

I got a customer who came to the US from Portugal about 20 years ago. A really good mason (go figure), and came here because there wasn't enough work for him there. I build him one really nice harley every year. He probably has 9 or 10 by now. He has a massive collection of motorcross bikes. Between harleys and those he probably has 100. Before he came here he barely could afford a car. He works his ass off. I can't understand a damn thing he says though. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 08:38 PM (snZF9)

98 96 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

-----------

ATTENTION: Vuvuzelas will be confiscated at the door.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (u/oMr)

99 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Perhaps we can watch the Chiefs, in full pads, take on Swift's band in football game, using the rules from the 1970's, after the nuptials.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

100 "Happy cafe!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F)

***

Comment of the week material here.
Comment of the month of there's a link to the photo.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (2WIwB)

101 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

102 Reports are that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have chosen Madison Square Garden for their nuptial venue, and are expected to invite fans to their wedding.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

103 >>I have always wanted to live on a river.
Lived on a small bay and that way fun.
But a river is alive, it moves, it tells time.
A river is life, it is motion, and movement.

I live in the middle of a medium size bay at the edge of the Atlantic and I love it because it's in constant motion, particularly at this time of the year. Endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 08:44 PM (viF8m)

104 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

I just pictured Marissa Tomei stomping her foot and yelling at Joe Pesci.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

105 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Still unmarried? Why? Are the pre-nups that hard to codify? Her clock is ticking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)


She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)

106 Still made me laugh and I thought of you. Welcome back...lol
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June

This is sweet. You should follow me! Well, my studio.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (Dd38x)

107 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)'

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

You know what? I read it as deadx. Not as you read it. lol.

That said, my band size is a 32. If it goes up to a 38, I have fallen off the wagon and directly into a cheesecake the size of Texas.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:47 PM (Dd38x)

108
There's a docking port there and 20 years of stress from docking maneuvers has apparently caused cracks to develop.

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And Russian quality control.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 08:48 PM (VWtfl)

109 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:48 PM (0aYVJ)

110 A reminder for those who are now hoping for an invitation to the Taylor/Kelce nuptials.

First, you must be a registered Swiftie at SwiftHQ.com.

Second, you must have a sufficiently-high membership tier (height unknown at this time). It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

111 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)


Time to watch Alladin again.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)

112 This is sweet. You should follow me! Well, my studio.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (Dd38x)

I will after I get through more of these projects.
Getting there.

Everyone have a great night....and weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 08:50 PM (Sco7b)

113 Yeah I like to keep men in boxes, men that have mistakenly tried to infiltrate my home, I've made hundreds of boxes for them, each with a video camera so I can watch.

And I know you're thinking, I've done all of this just so I can watch them scurry around naked and sweaty in their little man nests. No, it's to help them survive, I cherish them, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant".

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 08:51 PM (3uBP9)

114 They need some smoke. Let it loose and watch where it goes. Then float some epoxy, first and some catalyst right behind it.

extra catalyst
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 08:27 PM (f3Fjc)


Why am I flashing on that segment in "Armageddon" with the exploding and burning Russian space station?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (/HDaX)

115 It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

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Don't forget the first aid tips and personal relationship advice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (u/oMr)

116 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 08:43 PM (UE9Fq)

If they really want a show, they should hitch a ride on New Shepherd to get hitched.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 08:53 PM (qx7Zg)

117 She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)

Our kids went to a conservative charter school. Me and the Missus were at *least* ten years younger than any of the other parents. She was 20, and I was 23 when elder son was born.

Kind of an aside, I know, but the fertility window for women is far shorter than for men.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ)

118
113 Yeah I like to keep men in boxes, men that have mistakenly tried to infiltrate my home, I've made hundreds of boxes for them, each with a video camera so I can watch.

And I know you're thinking, I've done all of this just so I can watch them scurry around naked and sweaty in their little man nests. No, it's to help them survive, I cherish them, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant".
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 08:51 PM

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Mister Splatner: You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.


Even I think that.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (VWtfl)

119 does anyone here watch Peep Show? I'm watching a season 5 episode, Jeremy's Mommy.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)

120 ip tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

I bet their site isn’t haunted.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Dd38x)

121 It is believed that SwiftHQ has almost as many membership tiers as AoSHQ does, albeit without many of the perks that AoSHQ offers, such as world-class shelving design and construction consultations.

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Don't forget the first aid tips and personal relationship advice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 08:52 PM (u/oMr)

And limericks
and puns
and boobs

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (0aYVJ)

122 Nothing says "Holy Matrimony" quite like riding up to the alter on elephants, while acrobats juggling torches swing overhead, and having a dancing bear for your ring-bearer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Hahaha.

Hubs and I rode our bikes (Harley & Honda) to the courthouse. Hub in black leathers, me in white leathers. My dad & hubby's son were witnesses. Judge led a very nice ceremony for us while son got it all on video. Applebee's for drinks and snack afterward. Woot!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)

123 Having met Piper, I can attest that enhancements of that magnitude would be inappropriate, and probably debilitating.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

124 Planner is an odd fellow- even by Maine standards.

Hell, even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

125 "Gunny" in Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

126 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026

I had a big wedding. What a colossal waste of money!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Dd38x)

127 does anyone here watch Peep Show? I'm watching a season 5 episode, Jeremy's Mommy.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:54 PM (1wjle)

Feeling Oedipal on top of being gay?

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

128 And Russian quality control.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Yeah. Controlled such that no quality creeps in.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (jnTpz)

129 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

My son recently did something like that. They wanted to visit both families to have the mothers sign as witnesses before wedding. Colorado said, eh, you don't need that, so that just married on the spot.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL)

130 "Gunny" in Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 08:56 PM (1wjle)

He is flagging ambiguous gay dude.

No, not him, the other one.

Posted by: Billy Mays at June 05, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)

131 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (5P5DO)

132 Guess wife and I did it wrong: Justice of the Peace in Covington Kentucky, with his wife and sister-in-law as witnesses. Cost us upwards of 80 bucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

We were initially married by the Mayor of our little town in the park. Ms. Mayor informed us that she had Parks and Rec guys clean up the goose poop prior to the ceremony.

It's the little things that mean a lot.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (jnTpz)

133 /off coke snorting sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

134 Natchitoches fried pies. Yo.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

Spanish not Coonass

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (/+uur)

135 this is one of my favorites, "Jeremy's Manager"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp0IW9cPWG4

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle)

136 Its the same link, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

137
I got to reading about the life support/atmosphere system on the ISS. Complicated thing.

Theoretically, you could have a closed loop system. We've got humans onboard. They're breathing O2, and burning that with food (C and H), to make CO2 and H2O (also, other outputs).

So, if you could split the CO2, you'd get the O2 back. And then electrolysize water. They attempt to that. They make O2 primarily from water, and then a Sabitier reaction to react CO2 to water and methane. The methane and some excess H2 is vented overboard.

You can figure out the balance of all that. Food is bringing up carbon and H2. Can you balance that perfectly with all those reactions? Theoretically, you should, but in practice not exactly.

And they lose atmosphere with airlock operations. And leaks. They have to have make up N2. Extra O2 comes from water they haul up with resupply as well as these emergency oxygen generator cannisters they haul up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

138 The Lisbon Waterfront picture opening The Golden Cafe is lovely
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The poor little capybara looks terrified being put into his dress shirt, while the others around him look relieved.

Dressed for dinner?
🙁


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:02 PM (NFX2v)

139 She's 36.
Yeah. Not much time. They'll be in their late 50's by the time the kids get out of high school.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)
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Mom was 36 and Dad was 47 when I was born, and I never thought they were geriatrics.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:03 PM (kpS4V)

140
131 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:00 PM

And some of us are better for having you in their real life, too!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:04 PM (Dd38x)

141 Piper, as am I with so many of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:05 PM (5P5DO)

142 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

And still like each other. Mostly.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 09:07 PM (vTZFs)

143 {{{Ben Had}}}

To Life: 🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

144 Oddbob

Sometimes.

I am extra polite to the armed 'ettes in Texas. Some excellent shooters there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

145
huh, HF propagation seems to have fallen into the porcelain convenience.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (VyBeY)

146 MSG; 1,200 guests; hours long ceremony, July 3rd?.

Nah. Sounds like a joke.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:09 PM (NFX2v)

147 NaCly, To Life, Cheers

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (5P5DO)

148 To Life!

*clink!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (VyBeY)

149 L - No nic, another fine day

Not 24,000 of their best friends?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

150 107 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:20 PM (Dd38x)

That's some hash. Recent enhancements?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:21 PM

You know what? I read it as deadx. Not as you read it. lol.

You know what? I read it as hashish.

Posted by: Dark L at June 05, 2026 09:10 PM (W5mpo)

151 Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons! Grass is all mowed, and I even got some good shop time in. Beer time! Looks like it will rain again soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (1z8ji)

152 sock_rat_eez

Activate the telegraph lines!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

153 Alberta Oil Peon

Won't the rain make the grass grow faster?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

154 Hubs and I rode our bikes (Harley & Honda) to the courthouse. Hub in black leathers, me in white leathers. My dad & hubby's son were witnesses. Judge led a very nice ceremony for us while son got it all on video. Applebee's for drinks and snack afterward. Woot!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 08:55 PM (rdVOm)

Biker wedding!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (snZF9)

155 AoSHQ, where people know each other in real life.

And still like each other. Mostly.
Posted by: Oddbob

Yep. WDS ripped me a new one once for a breach of Moron/Ette protocol BUT immediately following that said 'Okay, we shall speak of this no more. Let's get a drink.'

Loved that gal. RIP

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:12 PM (jnTpz)

156 To Life!

https://youtu.be/ZhdlKgAakHw

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:13 PM (qx7Zg)

157 Tonypete

Yes. RIP, WDS. She was the picture of vibrant in the Encyclopedia Americana.

What a dancer! She is missed to this day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

158 Mom was 36 and Dad was 47 when I was born, and I never thought they were geriatrics.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:03 PM (kpS4V)
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Were you the first or the last? Allowances are made for "oops" babies.

My wife became a grandmother at 40.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

159 LOL, NaCly, just in time for Carrington Event 2.0 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (VyBeY)

160 Giles died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (FAHhb)

161 I had a big wedding. What a colossal waste of money!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 08:57 PM (Dd38x)

Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (snZF9)

162 Of course now I want to know what kind of dead bird, Ace.

Have a good weekend and maybe better crow gifts!

Thanks for all you do to keep me informed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 09:18 PM (WONhk)

163 Oh what a sweet crow story! Keep at it Ace, they are already friends and will become great friends in the future! Thanks for all you do!

Posted by: Isolden at June 05, 2026 09:18 PM (dB99g)

164 Giles died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (FAHhb)

Anthony Stuart Head?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

165 Yes. RIP, WDS. She was the picture of vibrant in the Encyclopedia Americana.

What a dancer! She is missed to this day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

yeah, I miss her. I got a great pic of her and Mrs B. She was a blast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (snZF9)

166 Damn. I did not realize he was that old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

167 ... Marriage Court, Saturday morning, Chicago's historic City Hall

musta worked; 30+ years, here we still are.

Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 09:22 PM (VyBeY)

168 Were you the first or the last? Allowances are made for "oops" babies.

My wife became a grandmother at 40.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
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The last, but premeditated 😆 ; my sister came along three years before me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:22 PM (kpS4V)

169 Had a great time traipsing around Vegas with WDS. She was a hoot and a half.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (kpS4V)

170 Isolden

Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

The northern sky turn dark, and as the black front approaches, furious flapping can be seen.
With an imperious gesture, the Ewok sweeps his hand to Manhattan.

The multitude of crows, an endless seeming sky of beaks, move over the river. Faint sounds of human outrage are heard. Then the fires start, and the city is no more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

171 149. Not 24,000 of their best friends?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That'll be the 2nd wedding at a football stadium. 😉

I just hope they stay out of the Philly region. (She's originally from Reading, PA).


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (NFX2v)

172 Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 09:17 PM (snZF9)
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Weddings are for the families, not the couple.

It should be a celebration, but not extravagant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

173 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)

174 Won't the rain make the grass grow faster?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, it will, and we have had a week of more less straight rain already. Some 4 inches. Tall grass in some areas, others, scarcely any growth at all, except for the dandelions. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (1z8ji)

175 Isolden

Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

The northern sky turn dark, and as the black front approaches, furious flapping can be seen.
With an imperious gesture, the Ewok sweeps his hand to Manhattan.

The multitude of crows, an endless seeming sky of beaks, move over the river. Faint sounds of human outrage are heard. Then the fires start, and the city is no more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

I can see it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (qx7Zg)

176 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)
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My wife loved that show. The early seasons were pretty good. Really captured the zeigeist.

Apparently he is the third cast member to die in the last 12 months. "Dawn" and "Xander" also have joined the choir invisible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)

177 I met WDS thrice, two CO morondezvouses and 1 TX meetup. She was a treasure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

178 That'll be the 2nd wedding at a football stadium. 😉

I just hope they stay out of the Philly region. (She's originally from Reading, PA).


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05

The fans would throw batteries at them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (h06De)

179 Yeah, I had a little over 200 people at mine. My father split the cost with Mrs B's father. It was a wee bit elaborate, but screw it, you only do it once...theoretically.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026

Yours was worth it. Mine? We could have just flushed that money down the toilet. If I get married again, it’s the courthouse. I will come here and post “guess what I did today!” 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (Dd38x)

180 Anthony Stewart Head. Giles from Buffy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 05, 2026 09:25 PM (FAHhb)

Never saw much of that show, but I recognized him immediately. RIP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)

181 also, James Handy was murdered. He was one of those "oh yeah, that guy" actors. X-Files, Top Gun; Maverick, etc. A really good supporting actor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:32 PM (0aYVJ)

182 174. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Dandelion greens, tea, roots, flowers... So popular, selling in every market around here. (East Coast).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

183 I got employee of the month.
I'm usually in to much trouble for that.
First time since 1989.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 09:34 PM (ZxzYs)

184 Yours was worth it. Mine? We could have just flushed that money down the toilet. If I get married again, it’s the courthouse. I will come here and post “guess what I did today!” 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:28 PM (Dd38x)


Ours was a potluck on the lower hay field of my niece's farm. We rented the pavilion and chairs for eating, and cleared out the three bay shop for eating. It was a lot of fun, and the bride was rode down on the back of an ATV.

It was on-brand for my family, and my wife's family put up with it because it was 2021

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:35 PM (rbvCR)

185 182 174. Seems to me a Nobel Prize for chemistry awaits whoever develops an herbicide that kills dandelions, and only dandelions, dead with one squirt.

Try Brown-25

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)

186 sorry, the tent pavilion was for the ceremony, the shop was for eating.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:36 PM (rbvCR)

187 Weddings are for the families, not the couple.

It should be a celebration, but not extravagant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

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It's funny, because The Wifey and I didn't have any family -- aside from virtually all attendees (and a few old friends), who were "work family,"

I don't know why (something I must have seen as a kid), but always wanted to get married on a cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean as the sun was setting -- which is what we did at Califia Park in San Clemente, CA.

We were gonna have a fancy, expensive reception at a public hotel or the like -- then decided we could spend the money on re-sodding the back yard and have the reception (catered) at our home.

We're going to Israel in October, where we have the chance to (a) get baptized in the Jordan River; and (b) renew our wedding vows ... but because we are not fully-committed Christians, will likely refuse for fear of hypocrisy.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (+mTA5)

188 I want something that kills bindweed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)

189 Dandelion greens, tea, roots, flowers... So popular, selling in every market around here. (East Coast).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

You can come and pick mine for free. One caveat: you have to take all of them. I have 3 acres' worth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (1z8ji)

190 Now I have a vision of an Ewok on a Vespa, banking into a turn with a view of NYC. He stops, pulls a Crow Caller out of a messenger bag, and sounds Gabriel's Last Squawk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
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The Apocalypse of NaCly Dog has puzzled religious scholar for centuries. Is it truly a vision of divine wrath, or merely an in-joke filled allegory about a shut-in New York blogger. Opinions differ sharply

Posted by: Bible Scholars at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

191 183 I got employee of the month.
I'm usually in to much trouble for that.
First time since 1989.
Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 09:34

Well good job, sir!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 09:38 PM (Dd38x)

192 I want something that kills bindweed.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (rbvCR)
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Roundup. Groundclear. Fire.

Lots of ways to kill plants.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

193 I want something that kills bindweed.
Posted by: Kindltot

Oh, yeah! Let us know if you ever find it...

Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)

194 Have a great night, everyone. May you thrill someone close to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

195 Roundup. Groundclear. Fire.

Lots of ways to kill plants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)


They are growing around my blueberries, upwind of my grapes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)

196 We're going to Israel in October, where we have the chance to (a) get baptized in the Jordan River; and (b) renew our wedding vows ... but because we are not fully-committed Christians, will likely refuse for fear of hypocrisy.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 09:37 PM (+mTA5)
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Are you unbaptized? Are you not fully-committed to each other? I'm really confused.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

197 Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)


I am currently using a hula-hoe, (lots of names, scuffle- and stirrup-hoe also apply) in the wood chips, it takes them down for a while before they grow back

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

198 Anyone here decides to elope, do it at a MOME.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (W5mpo)

199 178. The fans would throw batteries at them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'd hope for them staging a sacrifice of the Flyers' Gritty as a wedding gift.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:44 PM (NFX2v)

200 Roundup makes it look sickly for a day, then it grows back with a vengeance! Triclopyr does better, kills the top, but it still comes back. Grrrrrr.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:41 PM (rdVOm)
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It works well for sidewalk weeds in my experience.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

201 What's all this about a golden shower cafe? Is that an appropriate title for a family-friendly cafe like this?

Oh . . . golden hour cafe.

Never miiiiind.

Posted by: mindfulanen webworkadanna at June 05, 2026 09:46 PM (dn9xm)

202 I was accidently sent a partial invoice for my oldest son's reception from the Mandarin Oriental on Columbus Circle next to Central Park. It, of course, was meant for the bride's father. Even as a partial, it was outrageous - even by Manhattan standards. Made a quick phone call - the hotel was super embarrassed and comped our rooms to call things square.

I didn't even know there is that much $$$$ in the Universe.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:46 PM (jnTpz)

203 They are growing around my blueberries, upwind of my grapes.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)
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Ask Ace to send you a Summon Ravenous Crows scroll. Like Colt 45 Malt Liquor, it works every time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)

204 2 Golden Shower Cafe!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Dagnabbit. I can't ever come up with something original inside this Horde AI.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another synapse at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (dn9xm)

205 It's going to be very interesting to see how California reacts if Pratt comes in 3rd when the clown show of a vote count ends and it looks like that's exactly what's going to happen.

Let's see how many Californians have had enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

206 Leftists and the CCP are actively trying to sabotage our AI development. Meanwhile the govt of Canada launched a multi billion dollar initiative to accelerate their AI adoption.

Granted that is full of graft. But still it shows where the mindset is. Canada is a CCP vassal state of course. China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)

207 Don't bother pulling it up; it will just sprout wherever you tore the roots, and it is virtually impossible to get all the roots out.

By continually cutting it off at ground level, and doing it as soon as you possibly can, you will eventually starve the plant.

Since it will be unable to photosynthesize,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:49 PM (f3Fjc)

208 Dagnabbit. I can't ever come up with something original inside this Horde AI.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another synapse at June 05, 2026 09:47 PM (dn9xm)
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AKSHUALLY, the "golden hour" is the time between sunset and twilight, when there is lot of ambient light but no shadows. A film (which I am too lazy to look up) was made at this time to day to capitalize on that in the 70s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

209 It works well for sidewalk weeds in my experience.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Roundup definitely has its uses. Great for spot-control. Great for stray grasses and most regular weeds.

Bindweed is a special product from the heart of hell itself. You can slow it down. You can decapitate it. The roots live on and on and on, and keep regenerating forever.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)

210 Bindweed is a special product from the heart of hell itself. You can slow it down. You can decapitate it. The roots live on and on and on, and keep regenerating forever.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 09:50 PM (rdVOm)
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Cleansing fire?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)

211 Watched They were Expendable with John Wayne
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (Ia/+0)

212 Leftists and the CCP are actively trying to sabotage our AI development. Meanwhile the govt of Canada launched a multi billion dollar initiative to accelerate their AI adoption.

Granted that is full of graft. But still it shows where the mindset is. Canada is a CCP vassal state of course. China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)


It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)

213 39 "I love crows. They have 'tude.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

But no birdbath. Would it hurt so much to shell out 100 bucks for your feathered friends, Mr O'Spades?
Posted by: the crows at June 05, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

Again with the crows????

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (QGaXH)

214 China has a strategy and that’s make Americans hate AI through nonsensical doom and gloom hysteria. Meanwhile Canada is allowed and encouraged to embrace it.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 09:48 PM (tNkpt)
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There's more to it than that. Michigan is awash with brownfields located adjacent to power plants and languishing water systems. Lansing has acres of land that used to support Fisher Body and Oldsmobile. It is desolate, fully cleared.

Why aren't they choosing that rather than farmland far from power or water?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

215 It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)
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And also burn two churches for nonexistent mass graves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

216 They are buying farmland close to military bases.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (f3Fjc)

217 The decapitated birds and pile of feathers on my stoop are from the neighbor's cat. I provide a hunting ground and a field for number one and two.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (D1E+2)

218 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

219 They are buying farmland close to military bases.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 09:57 PM (f3Fjc)
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Not in Michigan. We have no active duty bases, and the National Guard installations are well away from where they want to plant these things. Something's not right about it. For the last 40 years Michigan has been all about trying to reinforce the urban core, bring jobs to Detroit, Lansing, Flint, and now it's all "Hey everybody, let's pave farmland!"

There is something else going on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 05, 2026 10:00 PM (ZOv7s)

220 Which commenter kept posting a birdbath status?

I know he had serious medical issues some time back, but I don't remember if he's recovered enough to post.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

JT, I believe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)

221 Weasel ONT nood.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 05, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

222 It's a fucking joke. They want to make AI woke, and make give a land acknowledgement every time it's used.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)


This is the sort of thing that drove HAL 9000 insane and murderous in 2001 Space Odyssey

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 10:07 PM (rbvCR)

223
Let's see how many Californians have had enough.

They will do nothing as long as the shelves are stocked.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)

224 Data centers.

Option1: Buy a brownfield site and sign up for a never ending cycle of pollution cleanup. The site is surrounded by ghettos filled with drug addicted thieves who will steal anything that isn't nailed down during construction, and who will then terrorize your H1B employees after you start up. Meanwhile, city officials will suck you dry with demands for bribes.

Option 2: Buy a couple of farms. Pay the farmers' kids a decent wage, which is more than they'd ever get farming.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 10:17 PM (UE9Fq)

Collins Ties Platner in Latest Poll

Collins doesn't have to match him in any poll. In her last three wins, the rigged polls drastically underestimated Collins' support. In 2008, polls were 8 points under her final vote performance. In 2014, polls again understated her support by 8 points.

In 2020, polls understated her support by 12 points.

That's at the end of this clip.

The Nazi had been "leading" in the rigged polls -- by less than 8% -- but while stupid liberal-leaning women are willing to vote for a Nazi, they don't want to vote for someone who abuses women and lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window.



Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, and Democratic challenger Graham Platner are in a dead heat for the November Senate election, according to a recent survey.

Platner has faced a litany of scandals since he started his campaign, including having a tattoo featuring Nazi symbolism, and increased in recent days and weeks with revelations about sexually inappropriate social media posts and extramarital sexting.

Platner and Collins each earned 46% support among likely voters, with 8% undecided in the latest survey from Fabrizio, Lee & Associates, a Trump-aligned pollster. Among those voters, 39% said they would "definitely vote for Collins, while 40% said they would "definitely" vote for Platner. Politico first obtained the survey.


The most recent RealClearPolitics.com polls average has Planter leading by 7.4%.

Platner's scandals appear to have contributed to the narrowing of the contest.

By the way, Lyndsey Fifield sent a text in August 2025 identifying Platner's tattoo as a Totenkampf. Platner himself -- who claims he's a "military expert" and "history buff" -- claims he did not know it was a Totenkampf until October 2025.

When asked about this, he says she never told him it was a Totenkampf, so how could he, the owner of the tattoo and allegedly a "military expert" and "history buff," know what a highly-identifiable symbol from the most documented war of all time know?


How did Lindsey Fifield know it was a Totenkampf if Platner had not, as she said, called it "My Totenkampf"?

I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

So how did she know what his Totenkampf tattoo was before the military-expert war-buff who owned the tattoo did?


Some Democrats are starting to run away:

The very low-IQ Hakeem Jeffries won't say he supports Platner, but says he's deferring to Schumer and Gillibrand (who support him -- Gillibrand's very concerned about men who abuse women, don't you know).

But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Firstish

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

2 OoooO

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (gDlxJ)

3 My guess is if they swap Platner out with some other Democrat that's not a Nazi rapist, Collins probably loses.

She's been shown though to have 9 political lives.

I'm not sure though if it even matters, but she seems to engage in failure theater in a way that she takes a dive only when it doesn't really matter. So probably a good thing to keep around?

Every time I think Maine is going red, they seem to jump back to being a dark blue state.

Posted by: Leupold at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (eIzlH)

4

New Democrat Slogan:


You'll Plotz For Platz!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:44 PM (iJfKG)

5 Stupid toilet wanking jag off.

Abusive to women he dated; wanted to buttf*ck men to 'dominate' them; hangs out on a kiddie dating app; this guy was one missed coffee order from buying a van and starting a one man depopulation spree. Any serial killers operating in Maine? Because this guy checks a lot of boxes.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (6+ehB)

6 Guy I heard on the "Buck and Clay" show ( the replacement in the time slot which Rush Limbaugh was on) had a guest on today in the call In time.
He is a conservative from the area in Maine they are having a rally for "Maine Kampf" tonight. He said he went to -I think grade school -with Platner who was always very smart intellectually and interested in history. He said there's no way Platner didn't know what the tatoo symbolized.

He also said rural Maine residents aren't the problem. They would vote for the Republican. It's people moving into Maine from places like NY which will help him get elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (ZeH0U)

7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
___

*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)

8 I'm starting to think that being a fascists, abusive, incompetent, pedo, commie, liar is a recommendation in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:50 PM (x1TG+)

9 SMH is a woman that is part of military history.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (5P5DO)

10 Doesn't know what "Totenkopf" meant? No credibility for any other subject matter whatsoever.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (YlWIZ)

11 Collins Ties Platner To Nearest Pole
Then rapes him. Shakin' all over...

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)

13 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (77rzZ)

14 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Maybe they will read us the crosstabs in between beatings.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (x1TG+)

15 B-b-b-ut when are we going to get a REAL scandal with Platner? These fake-ass Jew-scandals are bouncing off him like French bullets off a Panzer.

Posted by: Dem sheep at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Av6i5)

16 Some Democrats are starting to run away:

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Like their Canadian Soulmate, Brave Sir Justin Castreau?

/Just run away, Platnér
You won't see my Death Head tattoo on display
The empty signposts on my block are not the same
You're not to blame

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (+mTA5)

17 Platner....Collins....meh.

It's like sitting on your porch watching two dogs doing their busines, and for some reason it's important which one deposits a turd first.

Collins is despicable. Platner is despicable. And, to be honest, you don't lose a whole hell of a lot if Collins loses because every single truly conservative issue she votes with the democrats....like just now and the SAVE Act. Her only function is giving Republicans majority status and thus control of the committees...sort of.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

18 Rick Wilson is so fugly. Is he still part of the Lincoln Project or did they kick him out due to having to look at him?

I get my Dim women congresscritters mixed up. Is Collins the one with the warbly voice? What's up with that?

Without term limits, which I know is like fighting against air, we are doomed to retardation and cyclic bullharte into infinity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (WONhk)

19 But you know who's still all-in?

Evil Weeble Rick Wilson, whose North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association paid white supremacists to march against a candidate:

==

I may have an explanation...didn't Platner say that he would like to "rvpe" men. But no in a raperape way ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (GD0B3)

20 At least got rid of Ella

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

21 I know what a Totenkampf is but I know history. And still occasionally watch the History Channel when they occasionally have something decent on. Became interested in WWII when reading Herman Wouk's The Winds Of War and went on from there.

And kudos to you, Ace, for Maine Kampf, that's hysterical! I wonder if they'll know who won in a day or two? We'll have to wait three months out here in California to find anything out, I'm sure. (insert eye-roll here)

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (NtoJk)

22 Collins Ties Platner

She just wants to date him.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

23 I said this earlier today: it’s gonna be absolutely hilarious when the Dems have to get their fainting couches after the GOP keeps both houses of congress in November’s midterms. That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

24 @ 13

>>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

25 Collins voted down that Save the Vote, probably hoping for somd vote fraud for herself

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

26 I support Mayor Bass and think a good campaign slogan for her is the following....

Mayor Bass ---> She wins, LA takes Jonny Holmes up the Ass again !!!


Cackle ..... Cackle ...... Cackle............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (xl8DV)

27 7 I don't want to be a sexist, but it's men, not women, who are interested in World War Two and military history. It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)
___

*shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

28 There's a reason Rick is defending the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

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"I like big Putz's
I cannot lie ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (+mTA5)

29 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg

And BOOZE

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ItWcy)

30 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (5P5DO)

31 nazis on one side, islamonaiz on the other, sieg heil the DemocRat party !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3)

32 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

33 Hi Eromero!

It's been years since I've watched the History Channel.

I just look up docs on utoob.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (7AnIg)

34 Out: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a dead girl or a live boy."

In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Oh wait.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

35 >>It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!

And Gin, and Whiskey and Movies and cigars and cars and heavy machinery and WWII and…

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

-------------

Crows!

/Brandon Lee FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (+mTA5)

36 It’s after 1700 on a Friday. That means it’s time to talk about…BOOBS!!
Posted by: Bulg
......

So. Susan Collins or Nutzi Palsy.
Shakin' all over.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (UjdFS)

37 @34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)

38 I love military history. One of the best books I’ve ever read, fiction or nonfiction, is Shelby Foote’s civil war narrative. Those three volumes are a masterpiece

Also love things like Band of Brothers (both European and Pacific theater versions)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (yz/88)

39 My version of hell is that we finally achieve the one party state the Left wants, and they still have polls.

Welcome to California, bob.

The Democrats run everything in my home state, the dirty bastards. They've fixed elections for ages and Greaseball Gavin putting in that asinine mail-in ballot fraud just piled more rocks on top of the coffin of free elections. Although it was already pretty much dead and buried when they introduced the instant-run-off voting deal where you get stuck with the two most "popular" candidates instead of getting a real choice. Gee, shall I vote for Sleazy Democrat #1 or Corrupt Moron Democrat #2?

Posted by: tankascribe at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (NtoJk)

40 Collins is going to do a dump on platner . I hope he enjoys it.
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

Can they both fit inside a porta-potty?

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

41 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

42 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (3KxSp)

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The .Gov Shack Is
A Little Ol' Place Where
We Can Do Biparty

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:02 PM (+mTA5)

43 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Av6i5)

@34 ..and jerking off in a pool of feces
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)
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Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

44 That’s what’s gonna happen; calling it now
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (+gA9j)

I will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

Extra incentive!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (+gA9j)

45 What's the deal in Maine not finding a normal person to vote for?

The governor scares me witless just looking at the trans face of a demon. When President Trump insulted her in the WH I thought she'd have blood shooting out of her ears like on a cartoon.

Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (WONhk)

46 Rick Wilson, from Youngkin to blumpkin.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)

47 *shifty eyes*

A woman interested in military history?

That's crazy talk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:49 PM (7AnIg)
Hi, SMH! Mrs. E watches some military 'history' when she can drag herself away from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:55 PM (LHPAg)

Don't forget Anna Puma, either!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (qx7Zg)

48 Last night's LA ballot dump had 24,000 ballots and guees how many the election night Prqtt qt 39% got?

ZERO POINT ZERO... 0.0.

NOTHING FUNNY THERE AND THE KALI DEMOCRATS ARE TELLING EVERYONE SMELL THE SHIT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (xvV+O)

49 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

50 will kiss you online if this comes true! Hope so!!!

I will tell my husband first, who allows me to do many things like online kissing. It's rare, however, so belive me you will be special.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

-----------

Now wait just a minute!

I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)

51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes and threw due diligence out the window. Choke on it, mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (5P5DO)

52 I never want to see Graham Platner without his shirt on again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

53 That black dude who's a white supremacist always cracks me up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (amcLV)

54 FRIGGIN AUTO CUCUMBER.

Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)

55 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
......

I Goggled it. YIKES. Poor kids.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)

56 When I think of Maine, I think of thousands and thousands of Stephen King types driving around in their EV's with Obama/Biden bumper stickers still attached, their inbred eyes too close together and peering out through coke bottle glasses over their pasty, masked faces.

Posted by: Richard Bachman, closeted homosexual at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (z20w/)

57 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

58 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

59 The primary is on Tuesday. I hear there are a lot of mail ins already. If Platner implodes and says he won't accept the nomination, Maine will have to do a Kamala like pick. Dems do that a lot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 07:05 PM (JQmtK)

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The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (+mTA5)

60 Remember when the FNM pulled some random teenaged boy into the news because he had a "NAZI haircut"?

After dragging him through the mud for a while it came out the kid was recovering from chemo and with his short, thin hair had limited hair style choices.

So...random teenaged boy has to know what NAZI hair styles are (even though its not, it was just a common hairstyle in the middle of last century) but a Senate candidate and supposed military history buff can get one of the most common NAZI symbols tattooed on him and its...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

61 Pratt gets 30% election night and zero votes on latest ballot fraud dump. They could have at least given him ONE VOTE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (xvV+O)
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Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (gnNyN)

62 Then I looked further, usually under sedation, and my goodness she has a trans man face. I don't care that she supposedly has three children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My guess is he will drop out and the Pedocrats will air drop Mills in. He is supposedly on the ballot anyway. She!!! SHE is supposedly on the ballot. He'll be the savior. She!!! SHE will be the savior.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:09 PM (l26NL)

63 Those dudes in khaki's with the torches look like poster boys for monkey pox. Pathetic. Where do they find these ninnys?

I know I'd point and laugh at them so I wish they'd parade near me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)

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Just go to your local FBI office.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (+mTA5)

64 In: "The only scandal that could derail a Democratic politician is being caught with a Nazi tattoo, pedophiliac dick pics, a long history of abusing women, and an absolute hatred for America."
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:57 PM


Actually, absolute hatred for America is a plus, not a minus.

Posted by: Hizzoner of NYC, and Sunny H., The View panelist at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

65 I have no doubt that Platner used the N word and fag frequently in his past. I'm sure they are covering up the proof.

Also haven't paid attention enough but have any of his fellow Marines stepped up to be a character witness for him.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:10 PM (GseMx)

66 The current 79-year-old Governor, Janet Mills, is still on the ballot for Commie U.S. Senator (after having suspended her campaign because she's apparently not the NAZI Mainers are looking for) ...

I've been reading reddit threads on this race and the Maine NAZI take is that Mills is almost a Republican and all the charges against Platner are obviously fake (though his tattoo is sooooo hot!).

If the the Dems Lautenberg this race those exact same people will be telling me they always hated Platner and thought he was almost a Republican unlike that great defender of the people Mills...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

67 >>>Evil Weeble Rick Wilson

That's "Friend of the Blog" Evil Weeble Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

68 The left's relentless push to demonize white men is coming back to haunt them. Platner, Talarico, Wiener ... they are all freaks.

Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

69 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

70 51 The dems saw platner checking a few boxes …

“hatchet wounds” ?

Posted by: Hamitchell at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (tWkg3)

71 Rick Wilson is leading the charge to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP. Kudos CNN!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

72 Rubbing their obvious cheating in our faces is part of the kink.

Yep.

They are sending a message to future Pratts that no matter how had the incumbent is, no matter how good of a campaign you run, and no matter how many real votes you get your time will be wasted and the Dem incumbent will be given enough votes to win

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm)

73 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

74 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:07 PM (RIvkX)

LOL. I agree with you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (n3VHW)

75 ShainS, next time I see you expect a chaste kiss on the cheek.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:08 PM (5P5DO)

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Deal! Hugzzzz were not enough last time.

Of course, I will be risking the Texan Wifey kicking my ass in response! lol

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (+mTA5)

76 Might be time to stop black pilling about the midterms.

I think things are looking good for us, and if Trump can get gas prices down this will be a romp with major GOP gains.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (sKqQm)

77 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM


They can be combined, you know.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

78 Can we just give Maine to Canada? I'm sure they'd take it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

79 I was told there'd be no online kissing ... Imma gonna have to up my Virtual Reality game a la "Minority Report."
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+mTA5)
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The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear. That's the first memory of making out at a drive in on my first date. It seered my brain with ick and horror.

Years after we married I asked my husband what on earth was this deal? Was it Southern? Or did the idea jump to Long Island?

He said he'd heard of it and one girl did it to him and he thought it was gross as well.

I think it was supposed to make me crazy with lust vs wanting to ask wth are you doing? He was a football player in my class and apparently a catch. I was friends with him only. My left arm had muscles like Popeye from the few drive in dates I went on. Then I stopped exept for dances and one Doobie Brother's Concert. Bleah.

We are a match made in heaven of no ear licking.

There are other rules I have probably forgotten. The latest is that I stop saying, "You know" When I end a sentence. I don't know where I picked this up, but it annoys my dude. So I'm now sometimes saying it on purpose and he laughs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

80 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.

These people are broken.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

81 If any of you need a Terry Bradshaw laugh, try this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sxh5s8GVvx8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (qx7Zg)

82 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

83 The problem with Maine is too much lobster brain.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM (D1E+2)

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[For those unaware:] "The term "Gerrymanding" derives from a political cartoon published in the Boston Gazette in 1812. It was named after Massachusetts Governor Elbridge Gerry (pronounced with a hard "G") after he signed a controversial redistricting bill designed to unfairly favor his Democratic-Republican Party.

One of the newly drawn, oddly contoured districts in Essex County twisted and stretched so bizarrely that it was likened to a mythological monster. Artist Elkanah Tisdale drew a political cartoon adding claws, wings, and a dragon-like head to the district’s outline, and a dinner guest remarked that it looked like a salamander. Another guest replied, "No, a Gerrymander"—a portmanteau of "Gerry" and "salamander"—and the name permanently stuck to the practice of manipulating electoral maps."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (+mTA5)

84 I want to trade Canada for Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

85 The ironclad rule to kiss me is no tongue in my ear.

Hmm, do you also not like the taste of candy corn?

Posted by: This post brought to you by the wax lobby at June 05, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm)

86 Gas prices are coming down. Crude prices are coming down

Iran's oil exports are down by 84%

Dems cintinue to shoot their foot off.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:17 PM (5P5DO)

87 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (77rzZ)

88 Oh and didn't the FNM demand that Hegseth resign because he has a Deus Vult tattoo?

So the left hates God and is ok with Hitler...I mean it sounds about right

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (sKqQm)

89 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GseMx)

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Great film.

I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA5)

90 Ignore the more serious things wrong with Platner...the Dems selected a guy who is not only turned on by the smell of rotting feces but feels the need to brag about it.
These people are broken.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:15 PM (sKqQm)

There is a fella in Alabama who will pay you $150 to go swim in your septic tank.

He should run for the Senate too.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabama Hillbilly at June 05, 2026 07:19 PM (z20w/)

91 I often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

92 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

93 How could you tell feces is rotting? Insects? Shrooms?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (zZu0s)

94 Speaking of boobs, I was looking at a resort in Thailand that has these beautiful waterfalls you can swim around.

The people working there, especially the women, are all covered up, while the tourist girls are all in string bikinis. The average Thai person working there must have quite an interesting view of the US/Canada/Europe

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

95 Bulg

A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

Good one!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (dK+Kv)

96 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

97 Just finished watching The Pianist . I really hate Germans right now.

Germany has been a blight on the world for the last 100 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (sKqQm)

98 often get it confused with the horrible "The Piano" which made me hate both Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (+mTA

He cut off her fingers!!!!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

That was Sam Neil who cut off her finger not Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (lJ0H4)

99 Holy shit, if Abbott refuses the extradition request of MN of the ICE agent?

Do you know how bad ass that will be?

All Abbott has to do is go "eh, I don't see probable cause. And see, TX v. PA 2021"

And then a whole shitstorm goes flying.

'Cause, remember: TX v. PA says the SCOTUS can't force a state to enforce it's laws and another state doesn't have standing either.

If Trump set this up, it'll be one of the most brilliant moves in US history.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (73/SM)

100 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

101 Legal Insurrection site asks, "Is there no red line that would make Democrats abandon Platner?"

https://tinyurl.com/3d5f5ssp

I guess not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (8Xy/A)

102 So the choice given to voters, is a Traitor or a Rapist Nazi?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

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YES! This is the new Democrat-Communist Motto ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:23 PM (+mTA5)

103 Hiya SMH, if you are still around. Hope you guys are doing well.

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (zFsEm)

104 95 Nackly, I’ve had the perfect woman for almost 26 years now. No need to lecture me on feminine virtues, because she has them all. And some masculine virtues as well.

And boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

105 I got a plea from Susan Collins out here in Texas farmland. What a joke. I guess I should have sent in a dime to make the point she is useless to me. The cussmail reply was all she got.

Posted by: DanMan at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (8uzBS)

106 Romeo13

An AI LLM trained on all the AoS HQ comments (not ace's posts when he is in a mood) would be a better Senator than both of those losers in Maine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

107 Boobs, boobs, boobs,
Boobs, boobs, boobs…
Posted by: Bulg

I watched the movie Clue the other day. Boobs were conspicuous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:25 PM (ndZc7)

108 Bulg

Good for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

109 Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)

Had anymore tutoring slots, Bulg?If so, how did they go?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (8Xy/A)

110 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM


There is iron in the words of NaCly Dog for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax Ten Bears at June 05, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

111 Did LA county put a literal blind woman on the task of signature verification?

Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

112 110 Leslie Ann Warren, IIRC. Yum.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (77rzZ)

113 Platner is what you get when a mad Nazi scientist combines all of the Democrats' "best" qualities into a single human being...in the hopes he'll run amok and take over the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gnNyN)

Frankenplatner
Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zFsEm)

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lol

Damn, we need some Platner "Frankenfurter" tranny memes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, stat!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (+mTA5)

114 "I want to trade Canada for Minnesota"

Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (YGJ8E)

115 I’ll set up more tutoring slots for next week, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)

116 18-1 watched that last week, its hard to watch.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

117 Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) tells NOTUS he’s unimpressed by the allegations against Graham Platner

Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

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Geez! Grow up! She was just a woman who works for right-wing political operations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:28 PM (ndZc7)

118 Bill Clinton diddled his early 20's intern with a cigar and received blow jobs in the White House possibly in the Oval Office ( Oral Office) . He dodged the draft with a lie , accused of credible rape , exposed himself to women and his mentor was an avid segregationist.

The Dems think he's a model Democrat.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (GseMx)

119 A woman's character, caring, fiscal probriety, and conversational ability are a lot more important than even impressive mammaries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:20 PM

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There's a reason I'm an ass and legs man.

Wait, that didn't come out quite right ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM (+mTA5)

120 Watch this video and tell me what you see.

http://tiny.cc/h1n4101
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2026 07:27 PM (mkw2N)

I just saw that video, sure looks blind to me.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 07:30 PM (kX27y)

121 The Dems think he's a model Democrat.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:29 PM


We're the face of Democrat Modern Masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

122
It's not women watching the History Channel. (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Women and feet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM (Cqx++)

123 Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing. I mean, the only one who had anything to say that seemed ‘unsettling’ was a woman who works for right-wing political operations.”

He's just repeating the talking points laid out by the NY Times . Hopefully the other women which the Times knew about but didn't report ( head fake) will step up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (GseMx)

124 ShainS

Left unsaid is: ['80s Fleet Sailor Mode on]
Can her ankles go back to the ears?
['80s Fleet Sailor Mode off]

I have traveled a long path to gain a tad bit of wisdom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

125 Genderfluid psychotherapist says her son cried because his sex-ed class said only "men and women" can make babies

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Damn biology!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)

126 Women and feet
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 07:31 PM


Newsletter ??????!??!?????

Posted by: Quentin T. and Rex R. at June 05, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

127 (Though maybe they are -- isn't it all Aliens and Bigfoot now?)

Yes.
History Channel is now about 25% 'Ancient Aliens', 25% 'UnXplained'/ 'Unbelievable' / 'Un-something', 25% 'The _____ that Built America', 5% 'Curse of Oak Island', 5% 'Skinwalker Ranch', 5% 'American Pickers', 5% 'Pawn Stars' and 5% Various filler.

They are doing a few new documentaries for America 250, like 'World War II with Tom Hanks' that comes on tomorrow night and throughout next week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

128 Nood

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 07:33 PM (/Chlc)

129 12 I never understood the tiki torches. Were they scary?
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:52 PM (LHPAg)


The most important part of the tiki torches is that they were on a street, at night. That's why they had torches.

The pro-statue, anti-erasure rally was a family occasion on grass, during the day.

Every Tavern Tough Guy who says he can tell those rally-goers are wrong, because he "would've punched those Nazis out" is lying through his teeth. He wouldn't have been in the same place at the same time, if he can tell day from night.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 07:38 PM (Sy6m/)

130 It's Totenkopf (death's head), not totenkampf (death struggle?).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:43 PM (XMwZJ)

131 Is it Mainers or Mainiacs?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

132 Orgasmatron > Porta-Potty
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:12 PM


In a pinch, a porta-potty can be used as an emergency Orgone accumulator.

(Tomorrow we can talk about the Vril force, and how it shapes our world)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 08:02 PM (rbvCR)

133 " they don't want to vote for someone who...lies in wait for burglars, getting an rape-erection when he hears someone at the window".

'S why I won't run for office.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at June 05, 2026 08:05 PM (BGIIP)

134 My dad fought in the Pacific (poorly named body of water) during WWII so I am a more than casual follower of the war. I recognized it as SS, did not know it's name. Don't have any tattoos but pretty sure I would want to research it before I get one.
Platner is awesome, showing normal people how power hungry and principle free Dems are.
And the Cali cheat MIGHT get enough South Dakotans to threaten their senator if he doesn't get SAVE passed.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:39 PM (ELUAs)

135 I guess the cool part about this story is actual disclosures before the election.

Progress!

Posted by: Fah Q at June 05, 2026 10:28 PM (0K2ae)

136 Can't we just gift minniesomalia to canuckistan instead? They can keep their prog voters and have some more!
Posted by: Will Robinson
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No, no, no!
We trade Minn`-eh-sota for Alberta. They get a bunch of leeches and idiots, and we get beautiful country, lots of wheat and oil, and, as so bonus, AOP!

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 10:45 PM (ezP9C)

The Week That Was Woke

JD Vance
@JDVance

Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.

Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won't be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response--the only response--is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.

It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody--nobody--should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.

Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.

Brendan O'Neill:

[T]his horror speaks to a deeper moral rot: It reveals the corrosive effect the ideology of wokeness has had on the institutions of our society.

The reason the cops believed the knife-wielding monster and dismissed his dying victim is simple: The killer was a brown-skinned man, and his victim was a white-skinned man.

Critical race theory is rife in Britain's police forces.

Under official guidance, cops must believe every accusation of a "hate crime."

They're trained to always be on the lookout for racism.

Indeed Hampshire Police, which covers Southampton, boasts of its devotion to the woke state's holy mission of hunting down "hate."

Its "race action plan" fizzes with the kind of critical-race drivel you hear on every Ivy League campus.

It describes the Minnesota death of George Floyd in 2020 as a "pivotal moment" for Britain's police, too.

That tragedy compelled the force, it says, to be "anti-racist" in all police actions.

The irony is thick: This force claims to have "learned the lessons" of the death of a black man who cried "I can't breathe" -- yet just six years later its officers are horribly mistreating a white boy who pleaded the same.

It's precisely their embrace of the post-Floyd BLM mania that led these cops to grossly demean young Henry.

Having imbibed the infantile script that casts whites as oppressors and non-whites as oppressed, they were primed to believe Digwa and to doubt Henry.

To them, he was just a white man, and what could be worse than that?

...

Prime Minister Keir Starmer and virtually our entire political establishment took the knee for the career criminal Floyd.

They've done no such thing for the kind, thoughtful Henry Nowak.

And there it is: the "virtuous," obscene racial prejudice of the woke elites.

David Lammy, a top Labour politician commu-splains why he refuses to take a knee now: He says he took a knee for George Floyd because that was "during Covid" and it's different now because it's not during Covid.

What?

They're all pretending there is no two-tier policing -- despite having previously explicitly demanded two-tier policing:

The Telegraph
@Telegraph

1h

Police may not always need to treat people of different racial origins equally, David Lammy has said.

The Justice Secretary suggested there could be cultural circumstances in which police officers might treat someone from an ethnic minority differently


James Talarico's "church" is totally "Christian" you guys.


For many self-described religious Democrats, squaring their support for abortion and radical gender ideology with their faith is a challenge. But at Texas Democrat James Talarico's church, supporting abortions is part of the congregation's "goals for the world."

At the Texas church where the Democrat senate hopeful preaches sermons on the need for abortion in the "trans community," church funds are sent not only to abortion giant Planned Parenthood, but also to radical organizations that pay to help facilitate out-of-state travel for women to kill their unborn babies, and an organization that runs a summer camp for transgender-identifying kids as young as 11.

St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

The church, which The Daily Wire reported last week stocks sexually explicit books aimed at young people in its library, sets aside money every year for Planned Parenthood, according to its website. It also describes itself as a "Reproductive Freedom Congregation," meaning it believes that "abortion is a blessing."


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The church's position on abortion is in line with Talarico's own support for codifying Roe v. Wade into federal law to create a so-called right to an abortion. Talarico grounds his support for abortion in the biblical account of an angel visiting the Virgin Mary and telling her that she would miraculously conceive and give birth to Jesus Christ.

"I say all this in the context of abortion, because before God comes over Mary, and we have the incarnation, God asks for Mary's consent," he said during an appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. "You cannot force someone to create... so that's how I come down on that side of the issue."

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The radical pro-abortion groups are just a sliver of the liberal causes supported by the church. Other organizations St. Andrew's lists on its donation page included Out Youth Austin, the U.S. Campaign for Palestinian Rights, Evergreen Action, and the Carbon180.

Out Youth Austin describes itself as a group that provides "a safe space for LGBTQ+ youth to come together, receive support, and make friends who understand who they are." One of the programs it offers is a summer camp for kids between the ages of 11-17 who identify as gay or transgender.


NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

The bill was sponsored by Democrats Amy Paulin in the State Assembly and Senator Luis Sepulveda in the State Senate. The bill now proceeds to New York Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul's desk for approval.

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!!! "Pride" events struggling as corporations close their wallets to gay evangelization.

Pride celebrations across the country continue to lose out on large sponsorships as corporations, a key source of funding, shrink their affiliation with diversity causes and LGBTQ+ events.

Corporate sponsorships of celebrations in several cities, including New York City, Salt Lake City, Louisville, St. Louis, Orlando, and Pittsburgh are down from previous years, organizers said.

Jordan Braxton, co-president of the United States Association of Prides, which supports Pride celebrations nationwide, said that while some smaller Prides have seen a growth in sponsorships, a majority have seen a reduction.

She said the Trump administration's dismantling of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion initiatives, has scared corporations away from sponsoring Pride celebrations. "I think that's why some of the corporations have pulled back, because they don't want that government scrutiny," she said.


Randi Weingarten thinks she found the Real Villain responsible for plummeting student performance, and -- here's the shock -- the Real Villain is not Randi Weingarten.

Weingarten Blames Screens, Not Herself, For Falling Test Scores

American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten is sounding the alarm about the decade-long decline in student test scores, pointing to screens and devices as a culprit. She's calling it a "call to action."

She left out the part about how she helped cause the problem in the first place.

For two years during the COVID pandemic, Weingarten and the AFT fought aggressively to keep schools closed. In July 2020, as the Trump administration urged schools to reopen, Weingarten called the push "reckless," "callous," and "cruel," and threatened the possibility of safety strikes.

Internal emails later released by a U.S. House of Representatives subcommittee showed the AFT had access to draft guidance from the federal Centers for Disease Control before it was made public, as well as proposed specific language that could trigger renewed closures.

Research published afterward confirmed what was already evident: Districts with stronger teachers unions were significantly less likely to reopen for in-person instruction, even after controlling for local COVID conditions.

So kids stayed home. They got on computer screens and stayed there for two years, cut off from teachers, friends, and anything resembling a normal childhood.

The consequences were not abstract. The National Assessment of Educational Progress recorded the largest declines in math and reading scores in its history. Reading results dropped to levels not seen since the early 1990s.

Researchers documented surging rates of anxiety, depression, and social developmental delays among children who spent critical years in isolation. The damage, experts say, will take a generation to undo.

In her book published last fall, Weingarten wrote that she "...led the AFT in developing a concrete plan to reopen schools as quickly and safely as possible." That's a remarkable claim given the documented record of what her union actually did.

Weingarten told Congress in 2023 there were "... things we really didn't get right," including the impact of prolonged closures. That acknowledgment was notable, but what followed it wasn't accountability. It was a pivot.

The same union that lobbied to keep students off school grounds is now positioning itself as a champion of children's well-being, pointing an accusing finger at Silicon Valley while the learning-loss data keeps compounding.


France: Seven out of ten believe crime is out of control.

Over seven in ten people in France believe that crime is 'out of control', a year after fears emerged that the country was sliding towards a 'Mexicanized narco-state'.

According to a poll this week from CSA for Le Journal du Dimanche, 72 per cent of the French population believes that crime has dramatically escalated beyond previous levels.

This belief is strongest among supporters of the centre-right Républicains, at 92 per cent, followed by 83 per cent of National Rally, and 62 per cent of supporters of President Emmanuel Macron's neo-liberal bloc.

The conviction was also held by a majority of left-wing voters, at 55 per cent overall.

This included 58 per cent of supporters of the far-left La France Insoumise party, founded by Jean-Luc Mélenchon, and 51 per cent of Socialist voters.

Only Green Party supporters were below a majority, at just 45 per cent, in not believing that France is in danger of becoming like Mexico, where the state has lost authority to rogue criminal networks.

Women were more likely than men to view the situation as out of control, at 76 per cent compared to 69 per cent.

What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 I nooded.

Posted by: the lower depths at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (yZOfl)

2 Remember when they compare the Floyd affair to the treatment of Nowak: Chauvin and the other officers called in an ambulance when Floyd displayed distress. (The ambulance driver got lost on the way to the scene, drawing out the response time which may have contributed to Floyd's death). The British police handcuffed a bleeding out Nowak and dismissed his legitimate expressions of medical distress.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (ssz2a)

3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)

4 Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.

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What, the "Caliphate Police" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (+mTA5)

5 I love that New York gestating persons story.

Cock-sucking, nanny-state retards.

That's not offensive. I'm putting it in a bill.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

6 ‘ It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children.’

I dunno. I hate a lot of motherfuckers here. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (vYYHg)

7 I dig the tune on that Emhoff video. Anybody know who that is?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (XvL8K)

8 Has anyone asked the Unione Corse if they think crime in France is out of control? I bet they think it is, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (rbvCR)

9 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)

10 Afternoon, all,

Dragging down to the end of a hot day -- still several hours to go before the sun goes over the western buildings, though. There'll be a flatbread pizza from Aldi for dinner.

Not much on TV tonight. The original Flight of the Phoenix is winding up on Movies! now. North to Alaska w/ John Wayne is the 7 pm feature, and I've seen it more than once.

Oh, and I wish this Scott Pelley person all the best with his Substack. There won't be any "best," but good luck to him anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)

11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

12 This describes my views:

"Basing itself on Sacred Scripture, which presents homosexual acts as acts of grave depravity, tradition has always declared that 'homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered.' They are contrary to the natural law. They close the sexual act to the gift of life. They do not proceed from a genuine affective and sexual complementarity. Under no circumstances can they be approved.

"The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God’s will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

13
ISO? I prefer smoking SAE.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (w6EFb)

14 Ella Emhoff is such an odd looking woman. I know that models are usually thin but with those weird glasses she looks like a bug and the tats don’t improve her looks. It must be disconcerting for her to realize -unless she’s in complete denial - that she got the job because of who her stepmother is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (8Xy/A)

15 Lol.

Fashion 'it girl' has never been so accurate.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)

16 I like tenderloin. One of my favs. Oh wait …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (vYYHg)

17
Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

___________

Needs major drydock time to look even tolerable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (O0L8i)

18 I dig the tune on that Emhoff video. Anybody know who that is?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (XvL8K)


I hope she gets clean off of SSRIs. However I have seen more passionate unboxing/haul videos on YouTube and Odysee

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (rbvCR)

19 Quick question for Talarico's "Church". Show me a Bible or even a collection of canonical Gospels which also had the Gospel of Thomas in it.
I can point to the Codex Alexandrinus which had 1-2 Clement (which are Patristic texts in decent standing). So I'm not even asking that Thomas be considered for the New Testament.
Just looking for any hint that an ancient Christian (who wasn't a heretical whackadoo) thought Thomas was worthy of our time.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (gjKW7)

20 Am doing battle with someone online that keeps saying Henry and Floyd were both killed by the cops. I keep asking him to tell me about Henry's criminal history.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM (7T8ei)

21 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

Pretty sure no ones having sex with that... makes retching sounds

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (FtULh)

22 St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

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What, "'Christians'4MurderingBabiesInChrist'sName.com" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (+mTA5)

23 Paul Joseph Watson just dropped a brutal video, showing police brutality in England.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

24
It must be disconcerting for her to realize -unless she’s in complete denial - that she got the job because of who her stepmother is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (8Xy/A)

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In no way is this disconcerting nor is she in denial. What's the purpose of influential parents except to gain lucrative jobs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

25 June is June. July is Proud to be an American month

The time for deviants honoring themselves has come to an end.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (5P5DO)

26 God asked Mary's permission ? I must be rusty on my Bible studies

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (FtULh)

27 "Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)

28 NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

The bill was sponsored by Democrats Amy Paulin in the State Assembly and Senator Luis Sepulveda in the State Senate. The bill now proceeds to New York Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul's desk for approval.

I prefer the terms "Birthing Person (Mother) and Non-Birthing Persons (Father). They do not have to be biological Female to be considered a BIRTHING PERSON...

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Bnw/D)

29 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

I agree also.

And this morning, listening to NPR (I know, I know), they had a local lesbian on, pushing the fag agenda and promoting an event that will be held in a couple weeks.

They have it in the "heart of the city" to tell everyone that "we are here, have been here, and will always be here"

Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

30 Being signed to a modeling agency isn’t the flex that lost people think it is.

Probably 25% of an agency’s revenue is from ‘models’ who are basically paying their way into the agency. Rich girls, yacht girls with deep-pocket sugardaddies, and whatever Ella Emhoff is.

Although, as I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s ugly. She goes out of her way to look weird and creepy. Her face is not ugly. There are a lot of truly ugly women out there. She is not one of them.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (vYYHg)

31 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

I don’t travel in those circles so I don’t know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (8Xy/A)

32 "Police may not always need to treat people of different racial origins equally, David Lammy has said."


So much for martin luther king's dream.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (0N4FZ)

33
I prefer the terms "Birthing Person (Mother) and Non-Birthing Persons (Father). They do not have to be biological Female to be considered a BIRTHING PERSON...
Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Bnw/D)

I prefer Mother and Father

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (FtULh)

34 That video of the Tenderloin must be pretty wild to you country morons.

Those zombies...are people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

35 I don't know who Carl Benjamin is, but I've been calling the Acela Corridor a hostile colonial power for a long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)

36 Pelosi did this no mother or father references in Congress years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

37 Today Senator Susie Collins (R-Maine) was attacked by a GIANT BEARDED CLAM down in BANGer Maine.

It was reported that Hillary "The Fat-Ass) Clinton was in the general vicinity when the incident occurred.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 05, 2026 05:44 PM (S5Tk/)

38 Can we stop pretending that James Talarico attends any form of Christian church?

"Satanic temple" seems like a more apt description.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (gnNyN)

39 I prefer Mother and Father
Posted by: It's me donna

Pretty sure if I referred to my mom as "birthing parent" she'd assume I hated myself and her.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (gjKW7)

40 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

It's nice when Canadian weather warms up so much that ANY exposed biologically female flesh is a gift like a Saudi male.

It's good to be picky...

............

I have Canadian KFC. I'm standing at the cash register, at the card machine which is asking me if I want to tip.

I tip well. But not this...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

41 Lammy is a little cvnt. He is also a UK deputy Prime Minister, Secretary of State for Justice, and Lord Chancellor.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (GD0B3)

42 "The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God’s will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

Darwin agrees, too. Homosexual acts are anti-survival. Unless maybe it's a way for the genetically unfit to self-select out of the gene pool?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:45 PM (1z8ji)

43 Cardinal McElroy, a prog twat squatting over the faithful remnant in DC, fired Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as exorcist, ostensibly for the latter saying that in his opinion, most so-called UFO encounters are possibly demonic.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

44 SanFranpsycho, I left a thank you and I was wrong for you in the Morning Report.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (5P5DO)

45 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:38 PM (O0L8i)

Amen

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

46 The king without a sword! The land without a king!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GD0B3)

47 >>>St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church, the woke Austin church attended by Talarico, lists Planned Parenthood, which ends the lives of hundreds of thousands of unborn babies every year, as one of the organizations that shares its "vision and goals for the world."

sounds on-brand for a PCUSA church these days

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (sCxmP)

48 Carl Benjamin on his Sargon of Akkad channel, and the rest of the Lotus Eaters, have been really good on the Nowak story lately.

They make the point that the UK is still being governed by the Empire (The Commonwealth) and that the empire is just moving its people around as it sees fit for economic and social engineering purposes.

The native Brits have been against it all for decades, but the immigration keeps on coming no matter which party, or PM, is in control.

So the government spends all of its time putting out the fires it started and just trying to hold it all together with force and propaganda while protecting the migrants at all costs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

49 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.

Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

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So dogs are the hot new models?

/Better make sure the Somalis don't eat them!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (+mTA5)

50 I said it yesterday, the only reason the cops got there when they did is because they thought they were responding to a hate crime.

Otherwise, they never would have shown up.

If Henry had been the one calling the police, "Help! I was attacked by a Sikh who demanded my phone. I ran away and I've been stabbed!"

The 999 agent would have coldly said, "I don't think you have, mate."
And would have hung up.
She would have logged the call as a false report and went back to painting her nails.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (73/SM)

51 Although, as I’ve said before, I don’t think she’s ugly. She goes out of her way to look weird and creepy. Her face is not ugly. There are a lot of truly ugly women out there. She is not one of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:43 PM (vYYHg)

She could be cleaned up, but she has deliberately uglified herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (1z8ji)

52 What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.


And what explains racism?

Only one thing: OrangeMan Bad !!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

53 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.

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That dude will be the next U.S. Senator from Califzuela.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (+mTA5)

54 >> Prime Minister Keir Starmer and virtually our entire political establishment took the knee for the career criminal Floyd.

>> They've done no such thing for the kind, thoughtful Henry Nowak.

>> And there it is: the "virtuous," obscene racial prejudice of the woke elites.

> David Lammy, a top Labour politician commu-splains why he refuses to take a knee now: He says he took a knee for George Floyd because that was "during Covid" and it's different now because it's not during Covid.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM


Get on your knees,
On your knees,
On your fuckin' knees

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)

55 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.


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"BUT WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL 1??1!1"

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

56 So dogs are the hot new models?
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM


You're not new here. Plus, I've seen you on the Art Thread. You know the rule.

No dog, not art.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

57 People's Hippo Voice. your comment is so painfully true.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (5P5DO)

58 What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

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If you steal from, rape, and/or murder a white "oppressor" -- is it really a crime?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (+mTA5)

59 I had almost forgotten!
George Floyd died with covid! It caused him shortness of breath. And the drug cocktail overdose.

I had the dreadful covid. Hard to breathe. I needed oxygen for a while during the worst of the five days.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (FiTqX)

60 This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl.


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"BUT WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL 1??1!1"
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (GD0B3)

People are smoking alcohol? Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:51 PM (qx7Zg)

61 Perfessor Squirrel, spot on.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (5P5DO)

62 Only one thing: OrangeMan Bad !!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

As I mentioned earlier, I occasionally switch over to NPR. It amazes me that when they are not talking to some queer author or some nonprofit spokesperson pushing for more gubmint spending on bullshit, they bitch and moan about the evil that Trump is doing.

I am guessing the Trump bashing at about 65% of the time they spend.

GEOTUS is truly living in their heads.

Makes me laugh and cry.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (ufFY8)

63 > What can explain the stupid public believing that crime is out of control?

Only one thing: Racism.
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The left is really working overtime on normalizing "racism" and crime. Those are actually two of their planks for the believers.

Pro crime, pro racism.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (jehhT)

64 No wonder I liked that Emhoff video tune. It's Booker T and the MGs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (XvL8K)

65 God asked Mary's permission ? I must be rusty on my Bible studies
Posted by: It's me donna


I mean it was phrased:
"Hey, you've been chosen for this"
"um... so how's that going to work?"
"This is how"
"Oh. Alright. Sure."

But I'd imagine that if she'd said "I don't want to be chosen for this, find someone else" we'd never have heard of her

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)

66 To be clear, the only regret the officers who stood by and watched Henry bleed to death have is, they don't get to log an arrest for a hate crime.

Promotion depends upon the number of hate crime arrests, not actual crime arrests.

And their supervisors are pissed because that's one less for their tally as well.

That man they were beating with their shields? They all want to do that to the rest of the whites, for daring to mess up their chance at promotion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 05:53 PM (73/SM)

67 If you steal from, rape, and/or murder a white "oppressor" -- is it really a crime?
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:50 PM (+mTA5)

Congratulations on your new gig! Can I recommend you don't get this guy Kristof started on the, you know, the "hat people".

Posted by: New York Times at June 05, 2026 05:53 PM (gjKW7)

68 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

Pretty sure no ones having sex with that... makes retching sounds
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026


***
As the Mean Girls movie had it, "*fugly* slut."

Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

69 Ms. Emhoff hasn’t had a paying modeling job since she walked for Coach in 2024. She did have some company she started teaching people to knit. Not sure where that went. Looks to me like Daddy is supporting her in NYC. If Kamala decides to run again, it might be problematic that little Miss Ella has been very vocal in getting donations to the wrong side of the fight. She is also pals with Mandami and his wife.

Ps. This video is to get her name back out there as relevant. The focus is her new back tattoo, in case y’all were not aware as to what we are supposed to be gasping over. It’s not her silly little bandana she tied over her running shorts in such an unexpected and avant garde way.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (Dd38x)

70 Kneeling for a black guy an ocean away was fashionable and posh.

Kneeling for a white boy just down the coast would be racist and gauche.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (6ydKt)

71 Just looking for any hint that an ancient Christian (who wasn't a heretical whackadoo)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:39 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Arius at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)

72 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.

If my dog had a face like Kami's stepdaughter.....
I would shave its ASS and teach it to walk backwards...

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (xl8DV)

73 The Henry Nowak cop-assisted murder is particularly horrific. I do hope the British people can overcome the oppressors.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (FMtrg)

74 "I say all this in the context of abortion, because before God comes over Mary, and we have the incarnation, God asks for Mary's consent," he said during an appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast. "You cannot force someone to create... so that's how I come down on that side of the issue."

... Talarico, the son of the father of lies---

\
Mary was startled and wondered about the meaning of this greeting. Gabriel reassured her: “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and his kingdom will never end” (Luke 1:30-33 NCV/KJV)
---

God asked for consent?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (zafwz)

75 ‘ Carl Benjamin said that we should view the UK police as the "colonial police" -- the colonial police protect the interests of the colonizers, and enforce the colonizer's will against the indigenous, conquered people.’

Fake news. Colonial police were badasses. The current UK police are incompetent retards. Listen to the video of Nowak dying. The cops definitely went to school on the short bus.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (vYYHg)

76 "This is the scene in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood. They're smoking ISO, a new drug that's up to 20 times more powerful than fentanyl."

The thng that always happens is this:

Many os the "tourist hotels" (like Hyatt and Hilton" advertise themselves as being "on Union Square" (i.e.the center of town). but in reality they're two or three blocks off Union Square -- in nthe bad direction, rest nex to the Tenderloin.

So what happens 500 times a day, every day, is that a new tourist family checks in to one of the hotels, steps outside for the first time headed for Union Squaremand rthe cable cars -- but briefkly can't get their directinal bearings, and instead turn the wrong way, and within 50 yards find themselves knee-deep in fentanyll addicts and human feces.

This literally happen more frequently that any tourist going the right direction, and is the reasn SF has such a bad reputation.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)

77 Cardinal McElroy, a prog twat squatting over the faithful remnant in DC, fired Monsignor Stephen Rossetti as exorcist, ostensibly for the latter saying that in his opinion, most so-called UFO encounters are possibly demonic.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (GhIJO)

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When will the Great White American Pope be calling for and demanding the release of nine Catholic Bishops under arrest in Chy-na along with Jimmy Lai?

* Doesn't hold breath *

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (+mTA5)

78
"And Mary said: Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it done to me according to thy word." - Luke 1:38

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (O0L8i)

79 27 "Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)

Yeah, this is not a Christian church; they've killed a Christian church and are wearing its skin...

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (l3cgK)

80 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff is the #1 reason why some guys become "HOMOs"

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (xl8DV)

81 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM

Good to have you back with us. I'd heard you'd gotten tattooed and died.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (0sNs1)

82 80 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff is the #1 reason why some guys become "HOMOs"

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at June 05, 2026 05:57 PM (xl8DV)

Yoko Ono is why some guys decide to go all in on Canadian Health care...

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (l3cgK)

83 30 But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. 31 You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. 32 He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, 33 and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.” (Luke 1:30-33 / NIV)

What woman in her right mind is going to turn that down?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM (gnNyN)

84 Seen a hundred at least young ladies on YouTube way more prettier than Ella.
If she is on some model payroll its a payoff to Kamaunist

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

85 It’s not her silly little bandana she tied over her running shorts in such an unexpected and avant garde way.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (Dd38x)

It might actually be an improvement if she tied the bandana around her hair, and put on some overalls like she’s about to paint the walls.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

86 9 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (FtULh)

Perfect response.

Posted by: javems at June 05, 2026 05:59 PM (zFsEm)

87 23 Paul Joseph Watson just dropped a brutal video, showing police brutality in England.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

Starmer is using the SPLC playbook. If 'right-wing' protestors aren't being violent, send the riot cops at them to incite violence and get BBC video clips Starmer will use to denounce a 'right-wing' protest as so violent, police had to forcibly subdue many violent protestors.

Always remember that video clips provided by politicians, the media, U-tubers and Tik-Tokers, and 'citizen observers,' do not show what happened prior to or after the edited clip. We saw this many times with 'citizen observer' video clips of the shootings of two anti-ICE 'demonstrators' in Minneapolis early this year.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)

88 Ella is nothing special

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

89 The Henry Nowak cop-assisted murder is particularly horrific. I do hope the British people can overcome the oppressors.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM (FMtrg)

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I should have started a grift called "White Lives Don't Matter" six years ago. Hell, I would have secured multi-million dollar NFL, NBA, and MLB contracts within days ...

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (+mTA5)

90 I predict that our State Dept will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.

Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 06:00 PM (dtajH)

91
Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05

I will give credit where credit is due, when she is fit, she has incredible legs.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (Dd38x)

92 Is this the Pet Thread, Ace? If not, why did you post a video of two dogs?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (Av6i5)

93 11 Ella Emhoff is one skanky-looking slut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (1z8ji)

I get major Ralphie Wiggum vibes off her. Nothing without her dad's money.

'I'm a super hero...er..super model!'

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (6+ehB)

94 Well as long as Ella got one of those classy and tasteful back tats. Which Paolo can appreciate, as an Italian; while he's respectfully pounding that from behind.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (gjKW7)

95 I’ll never understand random tattoos on chicks.

I mean, I’ll never understand tattoos period, but on women?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (W+v90)

96 81 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:55 PM

Good to have you back with us. I'd heard you'd gotten tattooed and died.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 05:58 PM

I am posting from the great beyond via star link.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (Dd38x)

97 >>> God asked for consent?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (zafwz)


They are taking Mary's immediate and earnest response at the annunciation, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be done to me according to your word" and twisting it into an excuse for evil. Where Eve faltered, Mary, the new Eve was perfectly obedient. A model for everyone, and they twist it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9)

98 The dog saved that video.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)

99 I agree
What is It? Alright

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

100 I am posting from the great beyond via star link.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM


Do they have kale there?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)

101 It's 6pm.
How stupid is it as the weekend starts?

CNN - Tapper - Platner scandals
MS Now - another Trump 'scandal' yawn. Statue of Liberty. DOJ. Whatever.

FoxNews - Platner -
CBC - Trump - new tariffs.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

102 Don't forget that this was also the week that saw California Gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter eliminated from the race.

On this topic, I will leave you this quote from a Moron more articulate than I :

"I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.

She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

103 Also, have you run into buzzion yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 06:04 PM (0sNs1)

104 They are taking Mary's immediate and earnest response at the annunciation, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be done to me according to your word" and twisting it into an excuse for evil. Where Eve faltered, Mary, the new Eve was perfectly obedient. A model for everyone, and they twist it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 06:02 PM (3uBP9)
----
That's a very good point.

Eve listened to the Serpent and thus caused the Fall of all mankind.

Mary listened to God and ushered in our Salvation into this world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 06:04 PM (gnNyN)

105 Get on your knees,
On your knees,
On your fuckin' knees
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Sy6m/)


Fine. Get on your elbows.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:05 PM (zafwz)

106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 06:05 PM (n5tGW)

107 I already hate it when people use God's name disrespectfully, but it's really nasty to hear the stuff Talarico and his "church" say about my Lord.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (FMtrg)

108 Like Evil and Big Penguin, I never sleep.

Posted by: Rust at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Tmkv1)

109 103 Also, have you run into buzzion yet?

The shopping app? No. I should probably look at it, though. I have a few go to places plus I have access to wholesale sites so I tend to go where I know. Not a good excuse!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (Dd38x)

110 I'm sure Talarico was really looking forward to the youth LGBT summer camp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (JQmtK)

111
Well, an "incident" on the ISS earlier today. NASA ordered all our astronauts (and our includes everybody but the Russians) to take shelter in the Dragon capsule.

The problem is a leaky Rooskie module. It has a docking port and is developing cracks due to 20+ years of the bumping due to the docking.

They thought they had the leaks under control, but another popped up today. NASA strongly disagrees with the Rooskies patching/sealing method, saying it's very risky. The Rooskies say we're a bunch of pussies. So, NASA had our guys hole up the Dragon while the Rooskies did their repair method.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)

112 Speaking of the Bears, while in college, I had a part-time job as a security guard in the stands at the Bears games. Around 88-89. I was supposed to be on the lookout for contraband like liquor. Saw a lot of it. Never did anything about it. I had a keen sense of self-preservation. The coldest I've ever been was in that stadium. Got to watch a lot of games though.

Posted by: The Ghost of PugBoo at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (HueKi)

113 108 Like Evil and Big Penguin, I never sleep.

Posted by: Rust at June 05, 2026 06:06 PM (Tmkv1)

Oh shoot!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

114 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (USZhS)

115 People are smoking alcohol? Learn something new every day.

==

Started with the oysters, went downhill from there.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)

116 Well as long as Ella got one of those classy and tasteful back tats. Which Paolo can appreciate, as an Italian; while he's respectfully pounding that from behind.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (gjKW7)

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"The Tramp Stamp."

Perhaps the saddest day in my life was seeing one such abomination tattooed above my my step-daughter's ass (once she went off to "college") about 30 years ago.

Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (+mTA5)

117 114 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 05, 2026 06:08 PM (USZhS)

"Walking on Thin Ice" is a greatest-hits compilation of Yoko Ono 's work from 1971-85.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

118 SanFranpsycho, I left a thank you and I was wrong for you in the Morning Report.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:46 PM (5P5DO)
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I saw that dear and thank you but no such apologies are needed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (RIvkX)

119 Anyone know where I can buy a Yoko Ono on CD with her greatest hits ....

Cackle .............. Cackle ............... Cackle...............

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On the same 8-bit iPod with Obama's Greatest Speeches.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:09 PM (+mTA5)

120 I have read that Novack was within a 5min drive to a trauma center that may have saved his life, or given him a chance. His death woke some righteous anger in me, Ace. I worked as a RN case manager in an ED/Trauma unit for five years. The video of his arrest flipped me out.

Without even looking it up, I can promise that the "church" Tanrico attends is the liberal Presbyterian USA branch. The Prebyterian Church of America (of which I grew up) and Orthodox Presbyterians are anti-abortion and not woke. I left the Presbyterian USA church in FL not peacefully and standing up to them.

As a new Roman Catholic I will still defend the conservative branches of Presbyterians. The liberal ones have gone the way of Lutherans and Unitarians.

Kamala's step daughter is certainly not model material. Money bought her a job. Her tattoos look like mine did with Silly Putty and the colored comic section of our newspaper when I was a wild and feral girlie.

Have a good weekend, Ace, and thanks for all you do. I wished you a good weekend on Wednesday because I took a rare nap and was disoriented to time. I figured, hey, might as well wish it daily at this point! Have fun with your crows!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:10 PM (WONhk)

121 106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05

The homeless druggies may just take care of the problem themselves.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:10 PM (Dd38x)

122 If people hate our country why do they stay. Go away. Flights leaving everyday, be on one. Go away, we are tired of you bitching. Iran will welcome you with open arms.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (4Pn+V)

123 off sock(s)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

124 The shopping app? No. I should probably look at it, though. I have a few go to places plus I have access to wholesale sites so I tend to go where I know. Not a good excuse!
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:07 PM (Dd38x)

Pay them no mind, Piper. They are just jealous!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3)

125
>>Over seven in ten people in France believe that crime is 'out of control'

==================

In yet another example of the masses being in direct conflict with the masters. How do we get here? How do we get out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (n7rxJ)

126 You asked for some music?

https://youtu.be/bfZvHuh7wKM

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar's Aprentice at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

127
Pay them no mind, Piper. They are just jealous!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (GD0B3

Of my amazing proof reading abilities?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Dd38x)

128 Actually, in the video, she seems to have a fairly pretty face. But the tats detract from that, and she appears to have no femininity to her figure at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

All i remember is 5 head bushy eyebrows, tats and she dressed like a r*tard elementary school kid. I guess she could have dipped her self in Platner Porta Potty juice to make herself more unf*ckable but I felt zero interest in her as a female member of the species.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 06:15 PM (6+ehB)

129 You asked for some music?

https://youtu.be/bfZvHuh7wKM

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar's Aprentice at June 05, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

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"It's A Crap!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:15 PM (+mTA5)

130 Of my amazing proof reading abilities?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Dd38x)

No! Of your...superpowers!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)

131
At first I was surprised that it was CBS covering that Medicaid fraudster, but then I saw it's a white guy. All systems go!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:16 PM (n7rxJ)

132 So, in NYC:

Select public school districts have moved to install tampon dispensers in at least one male student restroom, aligning with broader pushes for menstrual equity and inclusivity.

And now, they are half way to writing this into law :

NY Democrats just passed a bill to call mothers "gestating parents" and fathers "non-gestating parents."

____________________________

Should this law pass, will they remove the tampon dispensers from male restrooms of the public school system. And, if they don't can a concerned citizen file a fraud and waste claim against the City of New York?

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)

133 If people hate our country why do they stay. Go away. Flights leaving everyday, be on one. Go away, we are tired of you bitching. Iran will welcome you with open arms.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 06:11 PM (4Pn+V)

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As much as I hate the Feral Gubmint spending, I would be in favor of ONE-WAY TICKETS and PERMANENT PASSPORT REVOCATIONS for all Anti-American Scumbags who hate the country -- ideally to North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (+mTA5)

134 There should be vans playing ice cream truck music and handing out free ISO throughout the Tenderloin.

Bada boop bada beep beep beep bada boop bada beep...

Posted by: Karen Bass, L.A. Mayor For Life at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (z20w/)

135 What woman in her right mind is going to turn that down?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


If doesn't matter whether one would.

The point is that she could have, and didn't.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 06:18 PM (vJrRc)

136 I managed 14 seconds of that video featuring the Emhoff spawn. Most of those seconds were spent screaming in horror. I knocked over the laptop in my frantic attempt to close it and end the visual assault, which I managed to do, at the 14 second mark...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (nbLIj)

137 This literally happen more frequently that any tourist going the right direction, and is the reasn SF has such a bad reputation.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (Av6i5)
=====

"It's getting better!" they shrieked over and over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (RIvkX)

138 Menstrual Equity?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident ...
That All Bloods are Created Equal."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (+mTA5)

139
Would you believe a quiet sonic boom? NASA just went supersonic with the Lockheed-Martin X-59, a smidge above Mach 1. The design is supposed to make a quiet, or less loud sonic boom, a wider "thump" rather than a sharp crack.

It's supposed to sound about like a car door slamming when it hits the ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

140 I managed 14 seconds of that video featuring the Emhoff spawn. Most of those seconds were spent screaming in horror. I knocked over the laptop in my frantic attempt to close it and end the visual assault, which I managed to do, at the 14 second mark...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:19 PM (nbLIj)

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lol

I only stuck around to see if she was going to barbecue and eat the dog ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:21 PM (+mTA5)

141
I'm watching that fraud story. It's wild. The guy had 6 prior fraud convictions and he was out on bond when he started his latest, $170m scheme.

$1 trillion/year of US taxpayer money goes to criminal groups via fraud. Dear God. Over 70% winds up in the hands of trans-national criminals. Human trafficking, drugs, threats to democracy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:21 PM (n7rxJ)

142 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)

Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

143 Would you believe a quiet sonic boom? NASA just went supersonic with the Lockheed-Martin X-59, a smidge above Mach 1. The design is supposed to make a quiet, or less loud sonic boom, a wider "thump" rather than a sharp crack.

It's supposed to sound about like a car door slamming when it hits the ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

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Growing up in Las Vegas in the 60s and 70s -- with Nellis Air Force Base and The Thunderbirds practicing right down the highway to the east -- we had multiple sonic booms daily.

Good times -- good times, with the windows rattling. It felt pretty bad-ass to be an American back then ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:23 PM (+mTA5)

144 That top bit from Vance is good. I hope he's distancing himself from Tucker and the like. The pushback from the excesses of the neocons like Bill Kristol is admirable but there are people just using that as a trap into other excesses. Hopefully this gives him a better sense for things going into '28. So many people that are traps with their trappy urls that I want to click so bad because I'm a url clicking monkey but I must not because there are horrifying things on the other side even though they make it sound so good , KEEPITTOGETHER KEEPITTOGETHER KEEPITTOG...

Posted by: banana Dream - KIT LIKE A BOSS at June 05, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)

145 3 Emhoff is signed to IMG, one of the world’s most prestigious modeling agencies, and has been described as a ‘fashion it girl’ and ‘top model’ by the fashion industry.

-- As in "What is it"?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qx7Zg)


Oblig.:

Faith No More - Epic (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (Sy6m/)

146 A question for those of you who have Starlink for Internet service. The last time I checked it and entered my residential address, the service and hardware rental was $15/mo. more than what I am paying now. Today checking their site, the plans (they say) *include* the hardware rental -- so if I'm reading this right, the $55 or $85 is all I'd pay. Is that what you're seeing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)

147 People need to realize that every cent of taxpayer's monies was funneled into fraud.

$38T

You're being robbed blind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (jehhT)

148 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.

She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

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Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)

149 "I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)
Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

She's still waiting for the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 06:25 PM (qx7Zg)

150 106 How long do these people live on this iso? It seems like it wouldn't be long, but there sure is a lot of them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05

High tolerance from going from painkillers to heroin to fentanyl to the new stuff, then they will eventually have to move on to the next new drug.

If they don't OD first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (6ydKt)

151 TBF it seems the big conventions are coming back to SF. There was a big Microsoft thing this week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

152
"Christians for Moloch" is a take. What would Augustine think?
Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (gjKW7)


More than a take.

It represents reality of their "church".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:26 PM (iJfKG)

153 I sadly watched that video of Emhoff. Yug.

She reminds me a bit of Markle the Yacht Girl Ho.

First of all, she's nothing compared to most of the girls I went to HS with.

I was of the supermodel status of others but I refused to sleep with people.

Which would normally bring me to the Weinstein 3 but I will refrain.

I had offers in college to be flown to California by two agencies. My mother said no. My mother said no to a lot of things, which probably saved my life. Even with her over 1000 miles away I would always know she'd say no and I was a good girl. Wild stuff but good in other ways of knowing my worth. And it was not for fame. She even said no to Revlon wanting to take photos of just my eyes. I felt that to be no big deal but she still said no.

To this day I don't take selfies unless there's a reason like my grands. I don't like to look at photos of myself, altho they are still good.

My husband stinks at selfies as well and we almost ended it all from a hotel balcony in Vienna trying to get St. Stephen's in the background with parts of our faces laughing.

To video myself like sad Emhoff's spawn is simply, well, sad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:27 PM (WONhk)

154 The plan is to get Emma Imhoff lots of coverage now so she's ready to head to head with Chelsea Clinton (or is it Hubbell?) in the 2036 Nepo Baby Presidential primaries.
And watch for Luigi Mangione to be the VP.
It's all gamed out.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (MNCvZ)

155 ISO 9000?

Though now our company is up to 14001.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)

156 I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual
bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur bone because everything always seems to smell bad.
She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her."

That's beautiful! Beautiful! (wipes tear from cheek)
Posted by: Comedy Gold at June 05, 2026 06:22 PM (z20w/)

*Chefs kiss*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (6xukV)

157 /sigh

The England of my forefathers sinks below the waves as it imports its own death.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (Q/FnY)

158 Posted by: a.moron at June 05, 2026 06:03 PM (X5Jzz)

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Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)

Holy hell. I am dying over here right now

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

159
The thing about It Model Emhoff is that she exhibits zero, none, nada style or grace or femininity in that video.

I find it hard to believe that anyone hires her for any modeling.

Well, maybe for one of those shoots where they have one model up close, one in the middle distance, and one far away.

She'd be the "far away" every time.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (iJfKG)

160 A question for those of you who have Starlink for Internet service. The last time I checked it and entered my residential address, the service and hardware rental was $15/mo. more than what I am paying now. Today checking their site, the plans (they say) *include* the hardware rental -- so if I'm reading this right, the $55 or $85 is all I'd pay. Is that what you're seeing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (wzUl9)
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I just ordered it, since we now live in a very rural area.

the rental is included in the monthly price of 55, 85, or 120 bucks a month.

Twenty bucks when I ordered it, for shipping.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (7AnIg)

161
This video is to get her name back out there as relevant. The focus is her new back tattoo, in case y’all were not aware as to what we are supposed to be gasping over.

Posted by: Piper

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WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

162 "We hold these truths to be self-evident ...
That All Bloods are Created Equal."
Posted by: ShainS


What you say, bish?

Posted by: Crips at June 05, 2026 06:32 PM (vJrRc)

163 OH NOES I MUST LIGHT HAIR on fire . . .

CNBC Politics
U.S. Senate passes $70 billion ICE funding

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:32 PM (rbvCR)

164 Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)
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Aye, mate!

I love it because I can be as insane as I feel like on any given day (some are worse than others) and no one judges. It is a rare and special blog by our Ace the Crow Leader.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

165 No wonder I liked that Emhoff video tune. It's Booker T and the MGs.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (XvL8K)

Couldn't hear the music over the sound of my own screaming. Glad I couldn't because that would have ruined Booker T and the MGs for me..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (nbLIj)

166 Wait, 20 times more powerful than fentanyl?

I'm at edibles.

Nbc - space station
Abc - stabbed actor
Cbs - platner

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

167 SMH, big hugs to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (5P5DO)

168 WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Dd38x)

169 I just ordered it, since we now live in a very rural area.

the rental is included in the monthly price of 55, 85, or 120 bucks a month.

Twenty bucks when I ordered it, for shipping.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:30 PM (7AnIg)

That's not too bad.
I pay over $100/month for AT&T 1gig fiber.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

170 The reason the cops believed the knife-wielding monster and dismissed his dying victim is simple: The killer was a brown-skinned man, and his victim was a white-skinned man.

I don't think that's true. I think the reason they didn't believe him was the killer's brother called them and established a narrative about Nowak calling him a naughty word, which is against the law in the UK. He didn't, of course, say anything about stabbing.

So the whole interaction was mapped out in the minds of the cops before they even arrived. Some drunk yob was harassing someone and got roughed up for his trouble. When they arrived the father was holding Nowak up against a wall, complaining that he refused to stand. Not "couldn't stand": "refused to stand". So when he slumped down, the cops thought he was drunk. When they asked Nowak where he'd been stabbed, he couldn't tell them, so it played into the story they were hearing.

Were the cops lazy and unprofessional? Sure. But never underestimate the strength of getting your version of events out first.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (B9Dv5)

171 6 ‘ It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children.’

I dunno. I hate a lot of motherfuckers here. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (vYYHg)


Everyone here that I hate is either an alien or TWANLOC, Those Who Are No Longer Our Countrymen. There are some of my countrymen that I have spite and contempt for, sure, goddamn thieving cocksuckers that they are. But hate I reserve for the enemies of My People, not the worthless fucknuggets within them.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Sy6m/)

172 I hope narcan doesn't work.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (5P5DO)

173 Ben Had!

My last night in Illinois!

Tomorrow, we convoy to Missouri, to our homestead less than a half mile from the grandkids!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (7AnIg)

174 168 WHY is IMG trying to make her happen? Someone thinks that Kamala might make a comeback?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Dd38x)

She's the Yoko Ono of Modeling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

175 That place where Talarico goes… it’s not a church. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (+gA9j)

176
They aren’t. She is. Like I said, she hasn’t had a paying modeling job since 2024.
Posted by: Piper

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Ohhh, when you said that vid was to "get her out there" I thought you meant IMG was trying to. But SHE'S trying to. Wow. That girl has even less talent, marketing savvy, and fashion sense than I thought. Good LORD that is a backfire.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)

177 175 That place where Talarico goes… it’s not a church. Period. Full stop.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (+gA9j)

Sounds more like a coven...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

178 I love that New York gestating persons story.

Cock-sucking, nanny-state retards.

That's not offensive. I'm putting it in a bill.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)
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If the bill is signed, it will say "gestating parent" and "non-gestating parent". Only a matter of time before it's reconstructed as "gestating organism" or "non-gestating organism".

Socialism's march to turning human beings into livestock is relentless and on-going.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (rj6Yv)

179 SMH, I am doing a happy dance for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (5P5DO)

180 Pure poetry.

And why I love this place ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:24 PM (+mTA5)
****************
Aye, mate!

I love it because I can be as insane as I feel like on any given day (some are worse than others) and no one judges. It is a rare and special blog by our Ace the Crow Leader.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

I have been "here" for over 20 years. There are many reasons. And, having met some of the fine people of the Horde only adds to that.

AoSHQ is my go-to for the news of the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (0aYVJ)

181 Sounds more like a coven...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

Yes…. From the pit of hell

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 06:37 PM (+gA9j)

182 She's the Yoko Ono of Modeling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

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There's a great scene in the Peter Jackson mini-series documentary "The Beatles: Get Back" after George quits the band.

McCartney looks linto the camera and says (something like): "50 years from now, they will say that The Band broke up because Yoko sat on an amp."

He just about nailed it ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:38 PM (+mTA5)

183 >> Good times -- good times, with the windows rattling.

Civilian supersonic flight over US soil was effectively banned in '73. Trump signed a executive order reducing those restrictions to something based on loudness at ground level, not just air speed.

This X-59 is testing tech they hope to use for commercial overland supersonic flight one day. The big sonic boom (and ridiculous costs) were what killed the Concorde.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 06:38 PM (w6EFb)

184 Tomorrow, we convoy to Missouri, to our homestead less than a half mile from the grandkids!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (7AnIg)


My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

185 Were the cops lazy and unprofessional? Sure. But never underestimate the strength of getting your version of events out first.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2026 06:34 PM (B9Dv5)

They were being professional as they were trained to be.
That's what a lot of commentators in the UK are talking about; the police there have been trained to favor the minority over the whites when things like this happens.

It's not just the individual cops that are the problem there, it's the entire system built around protecting non-whites, see the grooming rape gangs for example, which was also overlooked, hidden, and covered up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

186 That Emhoff person is being used and abused by everybody in her life.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

187 CarmenJello will be let off

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur)

188 Oh great. Now SMH is going to ask us to “show her” all the time.

JK. Serious congratulations, SMH.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (77rzZ)

189 Ohhh, when you said that vid was to "get her out there" I thought you meant IMG was trying to. But SHE'S trying to. Wow. That girl has even less talent, marketing savvy, and fashion sense than I thought. Good LORD that is a backfire.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:35 PM (n7rxJ)

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Talafreako/Emhoff 2028 -- We Put The Exhaust Into Backfire!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (+mTA5)

190 Whitehouse: “Seems like a lot of nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (/+uur)

191 SMH have a great trip and soft landing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

192 My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)


And then died of dysentery

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (zafwz)

193 Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter Ella Emhoff shows off her fashion with an outfit of the day video.
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The associated video shows her holding a dog - with his balls cut off.
How appropriate.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ezP9C)

194
That Emhoff person is being used and abused by everybody in her life.
Posted by: Eromero

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I'm sure she's doing her share of using and abusing. I'd hate to be her daddy. Or her dog.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (n7rxJ)

195 NOOD PLATZI

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (gDlxJ)

196 CarmenJello will be let off

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur)

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"Really, do white boys even deserve to live? Reparations, yo!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (+mTA5)

197 My mom was born in St Joseph , Missouri. I gave her Bible to the Catholic church there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:43 PM (5P5DO)

198 Safe journey, SMH, and enjoy your new home.

Call out "Wagon's Ho" when your convoy rolls out, if you like.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 06:43 PM (qx7Zg)

199 JK. Serious congratulations, SMH.
Posted by: Bulg
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haha! Thanks!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (7AnIg)

200 Back to Talrico and the not every Presbyterian church is that brand (PCUSA)...I watched a synod meeting back in 2013 or so and there was something something about red solo cups. Which is how serious they were to be woke.

Then our pastor left us hanging. About 30 couples fought to get out of this denomination. I defied the head honcho who visited from Orlando and he cut my mic when I questioned their stance on abortion. This was in front of 300 people of our church.

I took the fall because we were moving West in 2015 and I knew who my friends were. Someone had to do it.

The temporary male pastor did not like me. The last sermon before the vote was by an assistant who had a lesbo sister. None of us had even met the lesbo sister and her tribe, but it was declared to our faces that they were not welcome. I had no idea who was gay or not in that church, but I did not want a homo in the pulpit, and that's what it was about.

The ass. pastor swayed the elderly by lying and saying we were all against gheys. I came very close to standing up and protesting during the sermon but I was well known enough, thanks.

The vote was very close. I think now cheating. 30 couples left the next day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (WONhk)

201 The British police aka Gestapo have revealed their true colors. The British political and economic elites have treated the people like proles for decades. Its time the people treated them for their crimes against humanity.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 05, 2026 06:46 PM (bXvrr)

202 I think she is just there to payback Kamala

Would she even get a following on a Fans Only page?

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

203 "gay evangelization"
I call it "Fagriculture".
It is the cultivation of a homosexual (and now trans- and "other"-sexua)l culture amongst the youth of America and the western world, in order to destroy faith, family, and ultimately western society.
It is one of the most important tools in the Marxist toolbox, and has been grudgingly accepted as a tool by their islamist allies, although now that the islamists in the West are starting to see it seep into their OWN children's lives (especially via public schools), they are starting to stand up against it.

Posted by: UncleJefe at June 05, 2026 06:54 PM (gAuAm)

204 192 My Mom's family came from St. Charles county. Granted, they left for Oregon in 1845
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)


And then died of dysentery

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 06:42 PM (zafwz)

My 4-Great Grandpa was killed by Osage Indians near his homestead in St. Charles County in 1803. He moved there around 1790 under a grant from the Spanish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (l3cgK)

205 Emhoff is a Der Weinshnitzel 2.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2026 06:56 PM (xvV+O)

206 I thought Talarico might be a member of a PCUSA church. It’s far worse: his church is in the ECO Presbytery, which makes PCUSA look conservative!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

207 At this point, I hope England or France win the World Cup, so their countries can finally burn down and start over. Or Morocco, so the Netherlands and Spain can burn to the ground.
Vote Harder, Euroweenies!
I guess Germany as well, but the Greens may have banned matches and lighters.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 08:44 PM (ELUAs)

208 206 I thought Talarico might be a member of a PCUSA church. It’s far worse: his church is in the ECO Presbytery, which makes PCUSA look conservative!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 07:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

I've never heard of this one. Wow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 09:20 PM (WONhk)

Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization

They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us.

Newsmax:


The firing of "60 Minutes" correspondent Scott Pelley could be just the tip of the iceberg at the venerable news magazine.

...

Dylan Byers, a media reporter at Puck, a digital news company, warned more departures could be coming during an appearance on MS NOW.

Along with Pelley, correspondents Sharyn Alfonsi and Cecilia Vega were recently fired and correspondent Anderson Cooper departed.

"No one has left the building at '60 Minutes' without some version of what Scott did, some sort of criticism toward the new management, and indeed the new ownership about the direction of the show," Byers said.

"It is very difficult to see how this new leadership is able to usher '60 Minutes' as it has existed in the past into the future," Byers added. "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

"It's very possible that we're going to arrive at a moment here in a matter of weeks, if not days, where there is no existing talent left at '60 Minutes' and they are going to have to build this back up from scratch."

Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.

Note that they wrote an initial draft announcing they were staying on, which attacked the "leadership" without naming names. That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

So they took the coward's way out and grumbled about unnamed parties in "leadership."

But they were even more cowardly than that, because they tore up that "initial" draft and just... leaked it to political ally Dylan Byers.


Dylan Byers
@DylanByers

NEW: The initial draft of the Stahl-Whitaker-Wertheim letter read like a full-throated rejection of CBS leadership, accusing their "overlords" of using "chilling" and "callous" tactics--all of it omitted from final memo. It also did not include any language about Nick Bilton...

Such heroes!

"60 Minutes" correspondents Lesley Stahl, Bill Whitaker and Jon Wertheim said Friday that they planned to stay on at the newsmagazine, capping days of turmoil for the show.

"We have had a hard time deciding whether to stay," the three wrote in a memo to their colleagues at the program, before adding: "We don't want to see '60 Minutes' die."

60 Minutes would die without them, you guys.

The graveyards are filled with indispensable men. There's room for three or four more.



They wrote that they were still "deeply upset by the firings" of executive producer Tanya Simon and high-ranking producer Draggan Mihailovich, whom they called "strong leaders who everyone respected." Their colleague Scott Pelley was fired earlier this week after he challenged the newsmagazine's new executive producer over the recent firings.

The longtime correspondents said that "as far as we can tell," those leaders were fired because "they fought for our '60 Minutes' values and stood up to protect our independence and integrity."

"Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Weiss and Bilton should fire them for leaking the insubordinate initial draft, and for accusing them of running 60 Minutes like "a dictatorship" in the cowardly re-write they did wind up publishing.

Below: Pelley had on moms opposed to pornographic books in children's school libraries. The women read from the books and quoted the words "dildo" and "vagina" and "rape."

CBS muted the words so that no one could hear what was actually in the books.

This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM




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1 oneth

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (5rh/l)

2 Fantastic idea. 2 thumbs up.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Dd38x)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (5rh/l)

4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

5 Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (KbEzc)

6 The average CBS viewer will be devastated by this news, as soon as they've had their afternoon pudding cup and nap.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (sCxmP)

7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

8 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (Av6i5)

9 Oh No! Scott Pelley May Lead Parade of Communists Out the Doors of CBS to Start a New Communist "News" Organization


Good for them!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (0N4FZ)

10 Maybe they can go to China or Russia to do the "news"..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

13 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

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He should send the gangs after the Bears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (KbEzc)

14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

15 There's flounce, and then there's hyper-flounce.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (Av6i5)

16 14 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

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The Fury Road to this Valhalla is much less exciting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (KbEzc)

17 Bolsheviks News Network

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0)

18 They should hire Attkisson and Herridge. That would really set the remainders off.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (kX27y)

19 7 4 Is "Pravda" still available?

/Progda FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (+mTA5)

Hah, was just thinking that.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 04:35 PM (l3cgK)

"Izvestia" would also work, but doesn't have the sam familiarity as a Soviet News/Propaganda arm.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (qx7Zg)

20 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

Oh that's the real reason, not the admitted one. The fake reason they give is that they have to stay and fight the corrupt "leadership" from the inside.


They could stay, but donate 100% of their bloated salaries to fighting "the man". Nahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

22 Meanwhile, three other leftwing propagandists in danger of being fired -- Leslie "we won't bother to verify the Hunter Biden Laptop, that's your job" Stahl, Bill Whitaker (who "interviewed" Kamala Harris in that sliced-and-diced advertisement that got CBS sued) and Jon Wertheim -- say that they're going to stay at 60 Minutes and not quit in solidarity because they're seriously overpaid and could not get work anywhere else.

======

So, they can be bought.

I hope Weiss gets them to do stories about how Democrat politicians framed Trump as a Russian asset that they have to do in a way that meets Weiss' editorial standards.

For the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:38 PM (KbEzc)

23 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)

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I still don't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (KbEzc)

24 That's because Weiss and Bilton have reaffirmed the basic rule that direct insubordination is, was, and always will be a fireable offense.

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Thank Goodness this is not policy at AoSHQ; I can't imagine how the COBs would survive without their generous salaries and benefits.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (+mTA5)

25 11 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0

Why? His Gov did a press conference and all but said let them go, we don’t care.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Dd38x)

26 What's with all these dildo field testers with the name "Hunter"? All I see them hunting for are hard drugs and dick.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (gjKW7)

27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

28 >> I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.


Same.

He looks like the kind of guy who keeps his Tiny Shoe Collection in his Crawlspace.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (P0D9r)

29 Substack is the Valhalla of disgraced "journalists."

I wouldn't even call them "disgraced", so much as exposed for the nonentities they are. Lesley Stahl never had any skill other than big sweater puppies and a pretty face. She's a bit long in the tooth for that now (84). Hell, she's positively Jurassic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

30 The graveyards are filled with indispensable men.

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And 1000 times as many Democrat voters!

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:40 PM (+mTA5)

31 27 60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show. No one cares, and no one has cared for at least 30 years abut some lame 60 Minutes episode.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Av6i5)

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I think if 1/3 of broadcast news goes moderate instead of arch-leftist, it could end up having larger electoral effects than Musk buying Twitter.

4-7 million braindead, and high propensity voter, LIVs suddenly getting the skinny that Democrats aren't always right?

Plus the sharing of clips online?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (KbEzc)

32 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

33 Put your money where your mouth is and go for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (5P5DO)

34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

35 Willow'd again.

283 78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)


They also strong-armed the medical examiner, IIRC. There was a lot more going on, but let's set that aside.

Chauvin was convicted, and voting "not guilty" is emotionally different than voting "guilty", so emotional manipulation tactics do not work the same in both directions.

I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Sy6m/)

36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

37 But we need 60 Mins as it was running with Pelley, what if Ford builds another Pinto ....... oh the humanity!

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (hyQrc)

38 Bragging that you initiated a chain of events that made your enemy 1000x more successful is a very, very funny thing to do

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This is about Barack Obama and Donald Trump, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (+mTA5)

39 The "Acosta and Tater Show" has a nice ring.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

40 This sissy idiot is bragging that "my team" -- my little clique of communist Mean Girls -- drove Bari Weiss out of the New York Times... and set her on the path to becoming a self-made media mogul and editor in chief of all of CBS "News."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM

The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

41 34 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!
Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez

It'll all be whores like Stahl.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (gjKW7)

42 All the pompous on-screen asses and their show producers in the infotainment business forgot or never learned that the First Amendment does not say your employer shall not abridge freedom of speech, or of the press.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (5rh/l)

43 40 The left doesn't understand multi-order consequences, so they are completely unable to connect their actions to Weiss's current position.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (XHO5P)

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"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:43 PM (KbEzc)

44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)

45 The problem is there's only so much left-wing audience to go around. As it is MS Now only has about 1.7 million viewers and CNN has their trapped and incarcerated lot of 700,000 or so.

Not to mention the news networks. All the OTHER lefty sources out there. Why should anyone watch them?

It's like all the black shows that showed up on tv after Saint Floyd checked out. That was a lot of pandering to a very small number of people.

Even DisneyChannel went all BET and those shows lasted a season and were gone.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (Sco7b)

46
Substack gonna be poppin' with new great commentary!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Kennedy School of Government nabs another superstar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n7rxJ)

47 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
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I did unfortunately. My better half watches 60 minutes every Sunday. I know when Pelley had a story, it was going to be a hit piece against Trump or R's in general.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

48 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Bwahahahaha. A collaboration of communists is not exactly objective.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n5tGW)

49 Or read them....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (Sco7b)

50 >>>60 Minutes is an utterly irrelavant, absolute joke of a non-show

it has all the social relevance and vitality of a No Kings rally

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2026 04:45 PM (sCxmP)

51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

53 I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

54 Newsrooms are not supposed to be run like dictatorships," they added in the memo, obtained by NBC News. "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

Fuck you.

Agreed

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (FxH7T)

55 I hope Pelley and his cohorts spend every last dime they have on this "news organization" and it fails so spectacularly that they're all forced to suck dicks for beer money.

Not because they want to. Which is what they're doing now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (jehhT)

56 "as it has existed in the past"

Was going to comment on the good old days before 60 minutes was garbage, but no, all 5 decades I can remember have been garbage.

Interweb says the show started in 68. Anyone remember if the first 7 years were not garbage?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (0hu/3)

57 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Hope she’s not alllowed to dispense Meds.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

58 You just know that Scott Pelley stands in front of a mirror and practices clenching his jaw and looking condemnatory while masturbating.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

minor addendum

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (UjdFS)

59 It occurred to me when this business with Pelley began that I had no idea who anchored any of the network news shows, including CNN and MSNBC, and hadn't for at least 20 years. I only know Brett Baier because by wife still watches Fox News. I quit watching it after election night 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

At first, I read that as stunted

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (FxH7T)

61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK)

62 "Collaboration and argument are the way we have always worked at 60."

ain't that what done in bari weiss at the ny times?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (CWTWj)

63 ...and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ydfK0)

He was born stunned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (1z8ji)

64 The jokes on them. Their new venture won't have half the reach of Joe Rogan by himself.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (dtajH)

65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

66 If Scott Pelley starts a news organization that has hookers and blackjack, I'm in!

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (gnNyN)

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He could hire Hunter Biden and throw in some DeLoreans and Blow.

Call it "Gone in 60 Seconds ..."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (+mTA5)

67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (LHPAg)

68 I'm sorry, Super Socialist Substack doesn't work for me. All my Nazi tattoos are for the SS....NOT SSS.

Is there anyway we could remove the "Super" and replace it with WHINY SOCIALIST SUBSTACK....or W-SS for Waffen SS? Permanent ink is tough to remove.
Thank you in advance,
Sincerely,
Graham Platner

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (dIske)

69 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar

No, La Marseillaise.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (5rh/l)

70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Gqar8)

71 51 Will the Pelley Parade be marching out singing The Internationale?.

No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

72
Blue on Blue, heartache to heartache...

The old left is under attack from the commies, Popcorn for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM (Y8DZL)

73 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

75 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

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Tumor cancer cells exhibit a voracious appetite for nutrients, particularly glucose and fructose, a metabolic trait known as the Warburg effect that allows them to fuel rapid division and growth.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (+mTA5)

76
"I voted for the good guys and my life got worse when they won. This is probably Trump's fault."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

================

I was musing t'other day on lefties' response to MAGA that "America was never great to begin with." What, not great during Obama's two terms? And say, why couldn't that great man secure a Democrat successor -- one he'd had in his administration no less -- much less a permanent Democrat majority? How is it that he failed to persuade a nation to follow him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (n7rxJ)

77 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

78 “freedom of the press is dead.”

translation: you won't get make stuff up and slant the news to fit your personal biases. i wonder how the big three news people are reporting the splc indictment

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (CWTWj)

79 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

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You guys need some ideas ??

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (GD0B3)

80 21 I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Dd38x)


THANK YOU

Not just me, then. Also, congratulations on your rapid recovery from your nearly fatal typo!

"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Sy6m/)

81 .
Dennis Miller and Colin Quinn to anchor, "60 minutes."
.
You heard it here first ... because I made it up ... just like all of the, "60 Minutes," stories for the last four decades.

Posted by: Marooned at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (kt8QE)

82 A parade of communists? I thought more than one communist peasant was "a gulag of communists"

A mass grave of communists?

An abortion of communists

Posted by: save the wails at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (jrgJz)

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A Murder of Communists.

/Crows hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (+mTA5)

83 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)

Might not be a bad idea, actually.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar8)

84
No, they prefer to sing the other French revolutionary song, The Mayonnaise.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Hah!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:51 PM (n7rxJ)

85 74 Our State Dept sent a nastygram to Starmer over the Nowak killing. JD also weighed in, and Starmer wasn't happy.

I predict that State will soon issue a travel advisory warning for Britain.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (dtajH)
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Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (kX27y)

86 61 I probably shouldn't enjoy watching the suffering at the propaganda ministries but gosh darnit I just can't help it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:47 PM (JQmtK

I celebrate with chocolate like a Palestinian on 9-11 that they refused to air whenever these bastards die, so you're probably good.

I'm hangry too.

KFC .... meal for 2.... $12.99 Canadian...hmmmm.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (Sco7b)

87 67 When America becomes split up, will normies be in the middle surrounded by islamocommies? Where is our Martel and our Sobieski?
|
i dont know about Martel, but Sobieski is sold in 32,64 oz and also the 1.75 Handle.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (ADssA)

88
I had no idea who Scott Pelley was until this event.
Posted by: Piper

============

Same! Same for a couple of these other departing superstars.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:52 PM (n7rxJ)

89 Starmer's also on the warpath against Musk.

Oh no! I'm so scared! It's the British fop!

Posted by: Elon channeling Smithers at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

90
Mayor Johnson is incapable of reading at a 6th grade level.

I am sorry for an in-law with sweet season tickets at Soldier Field.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Y8DZL)

91 Don't be stealing our schtick, Pelley.

Posted by: MS NOW at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (UjdFS)

92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

93 I had absolutely no clue who Pelly was until this particular event happened.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (g8Ew8)

94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

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The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

95 > Scott Pelley was fired ... after he challenged... the recent firings.

-----
those complaining of persons being sacked, have been sacked

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (ZxPkt)

96 92 Just to be clear:

— Within the overall information-scape "television" is an irrelevant, antiquated format. The vast majority of people these days get their information from "the Internet" in its various aspects, not from television.

— Within the irrelevant subset of "television," broadcast network television is the most irrelevant format.

— Within the irrelevant sub-subset of broadcast network television, CBS is a ludicrous dinosaur network, with a tiny dwindling audience of super-seniors.

— Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

97 94 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

Bare-backs?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

98 36 From last thread...on new car "safety" features..next year they will come with sensors that will monitor if you are "paying attention" while driving. If the computer deems you arent it will shut the car down. And all of the data will be saved..most likely to be downloaded to insurance company lawyers to deny claims with. Or governments to ticket you for revenue with.
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (Gsi9P)

While still wide open for issues, the cars won’t shut down, they may not start, or they go into a low power mode. This was passed in 2021. Europe requires this, too, so some of the technology is already in cars. Much of the required technology doesn’t exist, or at least it isn’t great, so will be interesting to see what gets pushed back as a result.

By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

99 I had absolutely no clue that "60 Minutes" was still on the air until this particular event happened.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (+mTA5)

100 The Gary Bears.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

101 OT- The political cartoonist who is featured at "The Other McCain" site has an appropriate yet sad cartoon on the poor kid knifed in Britain by the Sikh guy:

https://tinyurl.com/35r3h8ur

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (lQ+/f)

102 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper
......

I bet that freaked everybody out when you sat up in your coffin at the funeral and said that.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (UjdFS)

103
I am hungry. I need a snack.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)



Hungry Ghosts are a Japanese thing.

Stay in your lane!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (iJfKG)

104 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

Suggested response: "Next step is to round up all the Communists and gas them. Better hightail it to Cuba while you have the chance."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (1z8ji)

105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

106 Was the reason given for the removal of the team from Chicago the absolute mess Chicago is ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (lQ+/f)

107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar8)

108 12 And who's going to tune into this totally innovative news program? The wives/husbands and significant others of the people leaving?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (ZeH0U)

I predict they'll have the same success as that talk-radio network that was founded as a counter to right wing talk radio - Air America was it? I think the lying liar from Minnesota was involved...Failed comedian Al something or other

Al Franken

Memory not working too good today.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QGaXH)

109 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar
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How about the Hammond Organs?

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

110 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

111 These people (and late night hosts as well) have been propped up by billionaire corporations and mistaken that for being important.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (0MjtC)

112 The only time I ever heard of Scott Shit-Pellet was when he "moderated" (i.e. advocated for Communists and Communism) a "debate" between Trump and the shitty JV Team hologram of F. Joe Mugabe (complete with earpiece for getting answers from his coke-head "advisors").

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (+mTA5)

113 Gah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (amcLV)

114 Scott, honey, you can always go into gay porn. I hear those guys make good money and you like that kinda stuff! Oh! Don't cry baby! Momma is here to take care of you! Shhh, now. Shh...every thing will be ok.

Posted by: Scott's Mom at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (z20w/)

115 These people are such little bitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

116 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

They'll rename themselves as the Indiana Fighting Furry Hoosiers.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (g8Ew8)

117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (yFLFB)

118 70 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

A nice, refreshing Kalesicle would hit the spot.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:49 PM

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

119
ACKshually, the Hammond Bears

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)


What?!?!

Did they change the name of the famous-

Hammond Eggs?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)

120 You mean they are going to start a new Communist Broadcasting System?

Posted by: Snyder at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (z6Sq8)

121 I miss juicing....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (Sco7b)

122 107 105 ACKshually, the Hammond Bears
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)

Nah, doesn’t have a ring to it.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:57 PM (Gqar


I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

123 The Indiana Bears . Doesn't sound right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 04:50 PM (JQmtK)

------------

The Indiana Gears?

/[h/t to one of my favorite films -- "Breaking Away" -- set in Bloomington, IN]
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:54 PM (+mTA5)

The Indiana Ironmen?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (qx7Zg)

124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (1z8ji)

126 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)

127 I caught part of a story that the DOJ had setup a sting involving the recent election. It seems whatever did happen caused some level of vote counting to stop.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (PlyG6)

128 I expect the state of IL will make massive concessions and The Bears will stay at Soldier Field, of Chicago, Illinois. Just a guess....

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (GD0B3)

129 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)

------------

I couldn't afford a car until I was 26, so without my girlfriend's parents driving, I would have had to take my prom date out on my bicycle.

By the time my step-daughter had a prom and graduated from high school in The Bay Area in '96, all the kids were taking limousines as groups.

The wild thing was that -- owing to fears of injuries and deaths -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

130 My only surprise is that Lesley Stahl is still alive. What is she,......106 now?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (cI94r)

131 125 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not in any of my cars. Not a one of them. Even the '08 Burb has no OnStar shit in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05

I think the boxes start in 2016. I have no idea why I know this, and I could very well be wrong as a result. lol.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (Dd38x)

132 >>> By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)



KALE YEAH SISTER!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

133 44 New Communist "News" Organization

… but we already have the feminist channel .. MS NOW
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 04:44 PM (PlyG6)


I am very disappointed in myself. It took me this long to realize that if we start calling it "Pravda MS NOW," then very shortly..
..we could call it PMS NOW, for short.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (Sy6m/)

134 "We only have three remaining correspondents there. I know that they currently are deliberating over what they are going to do.

==

She did know Marconi..

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)

135 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)



All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

Being a ghost is hard work, isn't it?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:48 PM (qx7Zg)

Laughing!

I think this is going to stick around for a while. I apologize for any part I had in disseminating/propagating the news I mean rumor of your untimely demise. (NOT)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (QGaXH)

137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)

138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

139 >>> KALE YEAH SISTER!
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

Ok that was actually supposed to be reply to:

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

But I suck at the internet.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

140 136 65 I am hungry. I need a snack.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (Dd38x)

May I suggest 'BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS'.

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (6+ehB)

141 whoa, cut an paste fail! that was about Lesley Stahl

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (GD0B3)

142 — Within the irrelevant sub-sub-subset of CBS, 60 Minutes is the most irrelevant show of all, still coasting after 40+ years on the undeserved credibility the show baselessly accrued in the '70s and '80s with some juvenile hit pieces that in retrospect were just garbage propaganda.
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

Excellent reductionism, zombie.

---

yes, this is an institution well past its expiration date , funded by big pharma mostly....and likely some 'NGOs'.
Nick Shirley has done more investigative jouralizms in 6 months than the whole cbs news division.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (ADssA)

143
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)

===============

True, sub-true, sub-sub-true, and sub-sub-sub-true.

And yet -- they seem to have outsized influence. As you note, their viewers are oh-wuld, which means they're also voters.

And the lefty bs I see on social media seems to emanate from their news desks. Anything NOT on their desks, such as the Minnesota scandals, no one outside of us has heard of.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (n7rxJ)

144 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.

Any answers?

Be nice! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

----------

I am also curious -- and never got the reference of joke.

I call her "Affirmative Action Jackson," which I stole from somebody here years ago (maybe rickb233).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (+mTA5)

145 138 124 118

I should not admit this, but I just downed a bottle of green juice and a handful of almonds.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

Now you’re just trolling us.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar

Can you imagine how insufferable it must be to live with me on a day to day basis?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:05 PM (Dd38x)

Do you let him eat, you know, people food?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8)

146 >I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
----

probably so- I don't think you can trademark the name of a city

the SF 49ers don't play in SF

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (ZxPkt)

147 There is no market for more leftwing news sources. The market is flooded.

And honestly most of their would be customers would rather get their "news" from reddit threads.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

148 Think Leslie Stahl is 84.


Let
It
Go
Lady

Let a young journalist have a shot!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4KUe5)

149 Good riddance to bad rubbish. Wish these Commie/Socialists would move to a country that would love them if they could find one. Arrogant and self absorbed assholes.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (4Pn+V)

150 I expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (5rh/l)

I am still dismayed that the Washington DC football team did not rename themselves the "Raccoons."

Think of all the merch, which only had an "R" on it, that the could have salvaged! Not to mention the sales of plushy mascot toys.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (0vB2I)

151 Most Americans do not want to eat h any "Ace Approved" need media

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:07 PM (XFXIk)

152 What gibberish.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Gqar8)

153 Hunter Boone
@HunterBoone
reminder that bari weiss quit in shame at @nytimes because my team called her out for being A LIAR


Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

154 #126
I saw that this AM too. Brown-25, A product of Uranus was in a movie called the "Groove Tube" from the 70's

Posted by: DBCooper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (KmBlf)

155 I will keep my truck until I can no longer drive.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (5P5DO)

156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

157 That Moms For Liberty piece is a showcase for the condescension the coastal elites have for the flyover proles. They stack the deck and invite you to the table. Even if you refuse to play, they'll frame your unwillingness as cowardice, so their narrative wins regardless. They've played fast and loose with the public trust and their fifteen minutes were up fifteen years ago...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (nbLIj)

158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)

159 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

160 156
Do you let him eat, you know, people food?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8

j? Well, when I left last weekend he told my kiddo they were going to eat “all the things mama doesn’t let us eat!”
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:08 PM (Dd38x)

Heh. Wife is gone for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)

161
For you Brown-25 curious people...

See me at comment 135.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (iJfKG)

162 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

-------------

"5 years ago, a team of scientists working at Uranus
Discovered a unique polyester ..."

/That video was so disgusting I could only make 22 seconds in ... lmao

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (+mTA5)

163 137 60 and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED
Posted by: SMOD

was that paste eating f*ckwit stunned because they were leaving or because he had no idea who they were and why they mattered?

Posted by: Nelly at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (6+ehB)


He is stunned because he and his family and friends will no longer get to sit for free in the Mayor's VIP Box for Bears home games, he loses a lot of stadium-related patronage jobs to sell or hand-out, and will lose a lot of other Bears/Stadium/Game Day Parking kick-back bucks.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (5rh/l)

164 Liars at the NY Times?

Inconceivable!


My favorite NYT moment was when it came out one of their senior reporters had faked EVERY "man in the street" interview he had done by just asking his roommate.

And...you can be a senior NYT reporter and still not make enough money to have your own apartment apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

165 117 Any private venture by Pelley will fail. They all fail. If your program will simply parrot the Church of the Left's gospel, but charge for it, then you're screwed. That's still available for free from any number of evangelist media outlets.



|

not true...people are flocking to my toddcast by the dozen.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:10 PM (ADssA)

166 I plan to keep.my truck until it no longer moves
Might be soon sorry to say

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

167 Aaaand, it's time for high school graduation part 2. Made it on time. All is well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2026 04:58 PM (QmZyo)
------
You're graduating from High School? Again?

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 05:11 PM (DJPFk)

168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

170 Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page

Posted by: Bob Seger at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (PlyG6)

171 168 ...and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (Gqar8)

172 I think Pelley is just trying to get a job at MS Now or CNN.

NewsNation might hire him.

He doesn’t really have many options unless he wants to take a step down and be the 6 p.m. local newscast anchor in Hoboken or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (6ydKt)

173 "They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack"

Good. Dig your well, poison it, and throw yourselves into it. Faster, please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (O7YUW)

174 ..on the other hand....the Raiders did move to Vegas..But it's Las Vegas! *I would move there too...

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (GD0B3)

------------

I grew up in Vegas in the 60s and 70s (obviously, don't recognize nor could stand it now).

The mantra for sports teams (which we figured gambling would prohibit -- my how THAT worm has turned as all professional and college sports now is primarily financed by gambling) was:

"THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO IN VEGAS SO NO PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM COULD SURVIVE HERE."

And now they have the Golden Knights, the Raiders, the Athletics, and rumored to be on the short list for an NBA expansion team.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (+mTA5)

175 and the Oilers moved to Tennessee...and changed their name!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:12 PM (GD0B3)

Yes. The Tennessee Tuxedos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0aYVJ)

176 In today's morning report, Sefton referred to Ketanji Brown Jackson as 'Brown-25 Jackson. He's used this term in the past, also.

For the life of me I can't figure out what the -25 refers to.
Any answers?
Be nice! LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:01 PM (QGaXH)]

Per Wiki, From the 1973 comedy movie "The Groove Tube"

Uranus Corporation - a series of commercials interspersed with the news sketch, with the company name pronounced with the stress on the second and third syllables. One Uranus commercial touts the amazing properties of its space-age polymer product "Brown 25" (which looks suspiciously like human feces): "It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 05:13 PM (0vB2I)

177 California’s “electile dysfunction” is not a necessary condition. It’s not about fairness, or access, or the size of the population. It’s a political choice.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (PlyG6)

178 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 05:14 PM (ZxPkt)

179 ...programming note: Toddcast has secured an exclusive interview with scott pelley. likewise, i will be his guest once he launches his show (gets zoom set up on his home pc).

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (ADssA)

180 158 expect the Bears franchise can call itself the Chicago Bears, the Hammond Eggs, or anything a majority of NFL owners vote to approve.

Or whatever someone will pay the NFL to name. This is a league that would sell individual yards on the field to anyone if they pay for it.

"And the ball is placed on the Miller Lite 49 yard line. The Draft Kings ball is hiked and the running back goes off tackle for a 3 yard gain to the Ceaser Palace 46 yard line."

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 05, 2026 05:09 PM (cI94r)


Yes, this coming to all pro and college sports. The Chik-Fil-A End Zone, the NAPA Auto Parts Third Base, the Tropicana Orange Juice Pitcher's Mound, the BudLite Backboard...

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (5rh/l)

181 iiiinteresting !

"Foreign billionaires and nonprofits have funneled tens of millions of dollars to the activist groups fueling data center opposition across the United States, records show. Chief among them is Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss, who has contributed nearly $14 million to four left-wing groups that signed a letter calling for a U.S. data center moratorium.

Those groups are the Indivisible Project, Americans for Financial Reform, the Sierra Club, and Greenpeace USA, to which Wyss has contributed $7,455,000, $4,382,000, $2,107,400, and $50,000 as of March 2026, according to data compiled by the watchdog group Americans for Public Trust and highlighted in a new report from the American Energy Institute. Another foreign billionaire, British hedge fund manager and climate activist Chris Hohn, has contributed $200,000 to Extinction Rebellion, which signed the same December 2025 letter calling on Congress to "support a national moratorium on the approval and construction of new data centers."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8y4w55

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (GD0B3)

182 129 ... -- the high schools literally locked the kids in the gym for the entire evening, with chaperones (in which I participated).
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:02 PM (+mTA5)

Didn't they see the end of that movie 'Carrie' I think it was.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (QGaXH)

183 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

184 Uranus Fudge Factory, Waynesville Mo has made money with the name.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (Gqar8)

185 Scott Pelley? Lesley Stahl? Bill Whitaker? Who???

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (Oy/m2)

186 I'm keeping my old truck too. The cigarette lighter doesn't work, but I have some sweet-ass floor mats
Posted by: Don Black


Cig lighters are an easy fix. You could do it in under 20 min.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)

187 Keep up the DOGE money pipeline closures. Taxpayers have been fleeced far too long. "I've worked i. the private sector and they demand results.". Release the CPAs, follow the money, do some perp walks, extradite the guilty, deport the parasites.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (YlWIZ)

188 we need a moratorium on swiss billionaire fkrs messing with our plans!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (GD0B3)

189 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

190 China found that it gave its populace some economic freedom it could leverage much of the benefits of capitalism while still controlling most of country's economy.

CA, and the blue states overall, have found if they give people a veneer of representative government, even if it is obviously fixed, that they can government without any significant protests let alone revolts.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

191 News media is being bought up by the super rich. That is going to only further divide my country .

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

192 The Oilers ran to Tennessee, changed their name, refused to let Houston keep the colors or the old name, and won a Super Bowl.
That's why Houston hates 'em. That, and the fact Houston just sucks

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (gjKW7)

193 Hammond had a team in the early years of the NFL. Called the Pros

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (JQmtK)

194 Mayor Johnson now be forever remembered as the guy who lost da Bears.

He’ll have to really f$&@ up to be remembered for anything else. Empty Wrigley Field because he couldn’t keep the longtime Bears.

Think of the tax revenue this will lose - players salaries, tickets, concessions, parking, etc.

Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

--------------

Damn, too bad Mike Ditka never ran for Mayor.

Or for that matter, my childhood hero Walter "Sweetness" Payton (who died MUCH TOO SOON ... crap!).

* cues Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better ..." *

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (+mTA5)

195 52 I mentioned this headline to a cow worker.

She said
, “freedom of the press is dead.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)


What's funny is that your cow-orker is not the only one that misunderstands "freedom of the press". Scott Pelley himself may be shocked to learn that it means that if he starts a scurrilous blog saying mean things about the Administration, the Feds *cannot* lean on Substack to censor him. Even if they want to, American gov't *cannot* legally hint to a blog publisher that if they don't censor Pelley, then they'll get extra scrutiny from regulators.

I'm serious. Big Media insiders like Pelley stereotypically have a self-flattering delusion that the 1A only applies to "made men" like he used to be. He probably doesn't even know that it also applies to "little people" like he is now.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (Sy6m/)

196 You can bet Bonta's office is making sure the Feds don't see anything amiss - from the Daily Mail:
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The Department of Justice has sent one of its attorneys to Los Angeles to observe the ballot-counting process, as President Donald Trump has once again claimed fraud as two key races have yet to be called.

The tedious process of counting all of California's mail-in ballots has left the fate of Republicans Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton hanging in the balance.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Renner was spotted Friday walking through LA County's central processing center, according to footage from Fox News, alongside a member of Democratic California Attorney General Rob Bonta's team.

'My office has a presence on the ground right now, is monitoring the situation closely, and stands ready to protect voters and ensure California’s election laws are followed,' Bonta posted to X, sharing a story about the feds being on hand.

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 05:18 PM (kX27y)

197 Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:17 PM (XFXIk)

Pakistan has already been divided, twit. The other half is called Bangladesh. Both halves are muzloid shitholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (1z8ji)

198 135 All shall be revealed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 05:04 PM (iJfKG)

Thank you nf

Seriously - that's what Sefton is referring to?

I am at once disgusted and appalled. LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (QGaXH)

199 Oops, Wrigley Field is baseball, but still.
When was the Bears’ stadium built? How much was funded by the taxpayers that is now not bringing in revenue?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (4KUe5)

200 Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies come up with a coordinated way to pause development of advanced AI systems, warning the technology is improving so quickly there’s a risk humans would lose control. The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.

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How many times has "self-policing" worked in history?

/The bidding begins at Zero ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:20 PM (+mTA5)

201 I think that Soldier Field is where the Bears play.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 05:21 PM (Gqar8)

202 169 The Chicago Bears just APPROVED a massive plan to flee the blue city of Chicago, and Mayor Brandon Johnson is furious and STUNNED

In: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer

Out: Sit in traffic to watch a boring game and drink overpriced beer and get stabbed on the way home
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if you are not familiar: Hammond,IN is flanked by Gary to the east, eastChicano to the west...and the only way to bypass those is the Skyway(foreign-owned tollroad)., which charges $32 for a 5 mile strech of bombed out pavement. but hey, you may not get stabbed.

Posted by: chuck todd at June 05, 2026 05:22 PM (ADssA)

203 The last time I watched 60 minutes was when Bush was president. Somewhere around 9/11.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (D1E+2)

204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

205
Shoulda named themselves the Tennessee Tuxedos, I thought.
Posted by: tubal


They will not fail!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (Cqx++)

206 When did the TN Titans win a Superbowl?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 05:24 PM (wBaIH)

207 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

208 you're right, the Titans got to Super Bowl 34 / 1999-2000 but got RAMMED.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 05:26 PM (gjKW7)

209 I don't blame the Bears for moving. Good luck to the team. Hope they land in someplace decent.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (4Pn+V)

210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

211 Disgruntled former employee says whaa?

*holds hand to ear*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

212 They're going to form a Super Socialist Substack, Dylan Byers warns us
————

More like a Supersub Stack …

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:28 PM (vYYHg)

213
@nicksortor
·
6m
🚨 NOW: Leftist rioters are ALREADY attacking and damaging vehicles leaving the ICE facility in Newark, and NO COPS are in sight

This is a DIRECT RESULT of Newark Police SURRENDERING

And as usual, are shouting RACIST REMARKS at non-white employees

“You’re SPANISH! You should be ASHAMED of yourselves!”

This is going to be a LONG night.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 05:30 PM (hftzA)

214 NOOD - Week in Woke

Posted by: the lower depths at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (yZOfl)

215 nood


woke



week

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (3uBP9)

216 204 The company behind the Claude chatbot said in a blog post Thursday that as cutting-edge AI gets increasingly faster at carrying out tasks, “it would be good for the world to have the option to slow or temporarily pause” its development.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PlyG6)

Anthropic is mainly worried about “recursive training” AI with thus pause request.

Meaning that they are worried about AI training AI to improve itself without human action or intervention, which is the way things are moving quickly.

They are concerned if things continue on the current path humans will lose control of the process to the point of not understanding what’s being done and no way of stopping it as AI generates smarter, more capable, AI at an astonishingly fast pace.
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"If this all sounds familiar, you’re not hallucinating. Back in early 2023, nonprofit organization the Future of Life Institute published an open letter calling on all frontier AI labs to enact a six-month pause on the development of powerful new models. It was signed by Elon Musk, pioneering AI researcher Yoshua Bengio, Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak, and tens of thousands of others. While that letter and.."

Posted by: Top ai salesman at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (ADssA)

217 Interesting, five FBI employees were fired today over the '23 memo on the terrible dangers of “radical traditionalist Catholics”. Not the ham&eggers!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 05:25 PM (3uBP9)

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Well, it's better than nothing and a 15 months too late, but I want prosecutions, blood, and executions -- but mostly blood and executions for Treason.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 05:32 PM (+mTA5)

218 Newark is history.

The National Advisory Commission on Civil Disorders, known as the Kerner Commission after its chair, Governor Otto Kerner Jr. of Illinois, was an 11-member Presidential Commission established in July 1967 by President Lyndon B. Johnson in Executive Order 11365 to investigate the causes of over 150 race riots throughout the United States in the summer of 1967.

You'll never guess what they suggested. It worked great!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

219 Maybe he can set up the SPLC news division.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 05:33 PM (mseD3)

220 Bears aren’t moving. It’s clickbait. They are claiming they are moving ahead with plans to maybe move if they don’t get to fleece the taxpayers in Illinois.

It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

221 210 AI is like the snake that eats it own tail
It will consume itself.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)


I’m surprised there isn’t an AI corporation named Ouroboros at this point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 05, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

222 Afternoon, all,

Dragging down to the end of a hot day -- still several hours to go before the sun goes over the western buildings, though. There'll be a flatbread pizza from Aldi for dinner.

Not much on TV tonight. The original Flight of the Phoenix is winding up on Movies! now. North to Alaska w/ John Wayne is the 7 pm feature, and I've seen it more than once.

Oh, and I wish Scott Pelley all the best with his Substack. There won't be any "best," but good luck to him anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

223 @208 Titans played a good game but came up just short of goal line

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 05:36 PM (JQmtK)

224 Seen nothing of AI that has impressed me

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

225 If I were Bilton, I'd be exacting a price on the remaining three azzholes. Leslie, before all of your future segments, you will wipe your chin and say, "What a lovely tea party." Then you can proceed....

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at June 05, 2026 05:42 PM (Iwv3U)

226 Let's get liminal , liminal
I wanna get liminal
Let's get into liminal
Let me hear your process talk, your process talk
Let me hear your process talk

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 05:48 PM (O7XEN)

227 It’s negotiating leverage. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 05:34 PM (vYYHg)

pigster has already said "sayonara" to Da Bears. I don't think there is any leverage left.

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 05, 2026 05:52 PM (YGJ8E)

228 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:55 PM (pZEOD)

Not on my '06 Mustang GT (with 377,000 miles on it), my 70 Chevelle, or my 57 Chevy. Heh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 05, 2026 05:56 PM (5xuJ/)

229 There is still over $530M in debt and interest owed on Soldier Field from the 2003 renovations. what a mess and so typically Chicago.
The City That Knows How is now a dangerous punchline.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 06:01 PM (MNCvZ)

230 By the way, your driving habits are already shared with your insurance companies, to include hard breaking, speed, acceleration, etc. through telematics.
Posted by: Piper
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It's easier on some vehicles than others, but there's always a way to disable that stuff,usually by removing the SIM card on the cell modem under the dash. Look on the tube of yew to find how-to videos for your vehicle.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:33 PM (ezP9C)

231 I hope Pelley starts the NY Pravda soon.

Posted by: TJ jackson at June 05, 2026 06:48 PM (bXvrr)

Revealed: The SPLC Paid "Informants" to Burn Crosses, Paid "White Supremacists" Who Wanted to Quit to Remain

So much racism in America we need billion-dollar leftwing grifter organizations to bribe people to be "racist."

SPLC paid for KKK cross burnings, robes and hoods, recruitment, living expenses, racist merch: explosive indictment

Oh, and an SPLC employee was fucking one of the Cosplay Racists she was paying:

"The SPLC paid F-9 for over 20 years," the superseding indictment noted, also adding that an employee at the SPLC was in a romantic relationship with the field source.

Perfect.

The SPLC is literally in bed with the KKK.

A KKK they're paying to continue to "exist," at least on paper.


A superseding indictment returned by an Alabama grand jury on Tuesday has accused the Southern Poverty Law Center of secretly funneling millions in donations to informants associated with extremist groups such as the KKK, and those funds going towards the making of Klan robes and hoods as well as cross burnings and recruitment.

The newest indictment accuses the organization of funnelling around $4.1 million in donations "to a series of fictitious accounts" that were used to pay "field sources" affiliated with extremist groups between 2014 and 2023. The original indictment from April had alleged around $3 million in funds funneled between that time period, an amount that is now far greater.

...

The indictment stated that donor funds paid to field sources were used to purchase materials for cross burnings and making Ku Klux Klan robes and hoods, attending and hosting extremist group rallies nationwide, creating and growing chapters of extremist groups as well as recruiting new members, making "racist paraphernalia that extremist groups sold at rallies," and paying the living expenses of field sources to allow them to "focus on their extremist groups rather than seeking other employment."

Did they pay anyone for blue button down shirts and khakis?

Patriot-Front-March_anonymoous-1200x857.jpg

Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there.


"The SPLC actively led donors to believe that their donations would be used to 'dismantle' violent extremist groups. However, the SPLC hid from donors the fact that a portion of their donated funds was being secretly used to support extremist groups and to fund their violent, racist, and extremist activities," the indictment stated. "These activities were of the same nature as the activities about which the SPLC published articles on its website and other forums in an effort to obtain donations."

Prosecutors expanded upon the actions of field sources cited in the original indictment. One of the sources, dubbed "F-9" in the indictment, was allegedly paid over $1.2 million in donor money. The source allegedly infiltrated the National Alliance, a neo-Nazi organization, "at the direction of the SPLC," and helped raise money for the group. He allegedly received funds from the SPLC through a bank account for the fake entity Tech Writers Group.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:28 PM




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1 Oh, hi!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)

2
A few public and summary executions would do a world of good, here, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (s9VOe)

3 "Wire fraud to defeat strawmen is why America was founded."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:30 PM (KbEzc)

4
Still executin' over here, boss!

* drops hood over head of SPLC "anti-racist" cosplayer *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (s9VOe)

5 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

6 Man, I'd even watch 60 Minutes if they covered this bullshit in depth and "fairly".

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

7
SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials.


From forests raised according to sustainable agricultural practices, no doubt.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (s9VOe)

8 >>Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw


I'll say it again. These are FBI new recruits, and this is considered a "training mission" to get into the minds of the terrorist that they were charged with hunting down. (kind of a "be the gopher" type deal.) This is why they all look like new-feds and are so incompetent. It is also whey they are so strict about hiding their identity, and whey it has never leaked. Also why no one at FBI (Patel) has come clean, as it was a semi-legitimate and revealing who and what would destroy careers, especially of newbies who didn't know better, and since it was nominally a legitimate training exercise.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (lf2F9)

9 Good people on both sides.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

10 Its literally the Savant. Coming soon to Apple TV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (DR/Xu)

11 6 Man, I'd even watch 60 Minutes if they covered this bullshit in depth and "fairly".

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

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They might.

And the LIVs who still rely on network news will get an awakening.

CBS did do some fairly straight report on it in the nightly news, and it caused a bit of a ruckus at the time a month or so ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)

12 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

I don't mind.

Road construction season, however, is going forward, full speed ahead.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (qx7Zg)

13 We need an SPLC starter kit meme.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

14 I think this is top of the leader board for my favorite story of 2026 so far.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (lf2F9)

15 "Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there."

Hard to tell because the faces are covered, but looks like some heavy melanin in some guys in that pic.

"Blacks and browns be down wit whitey!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

16 AI sez:

"The SPLC's public records show they historically raise significant capital, but the organization does not disclose a comprehensive or ranked public list of its largest individual donors.

However, major donors and financial backers frequently highlighted in news reports and disclosures include:
George Soros / Open Society Foundations
George Clooney
Tim Cook
Companies and their philanthropic arms (such as JPMorgan Chase, Pfizer, and Bank of America) have contributed directly or matched employee donations over the years."

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 A lot of "PROBLEMS" just seem to disappear when you take away government funding, eh?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

18 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

19 SPLC is trying to get the whole thing tossed because the superseding indictment was leaked to the press.

Tough. SPLC has been a criminal organization for decades.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (xHGia)

20 I wonder how involved the Man Boy Lincoln Association was with SPLC. Didn't they do something similar, pay some of their retards to dress up as conservatives protesting? I bet a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (3uBP9)

21 The fake kkk, white supremacy, Racist!!!!, scam. Should be a top story across the nation. But our great media is not interested in the story. Like it never happened. Does not fit their narrative of what a terrible country we are.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (4Pn+V)

22 The khaki blue shirt men were so weird.

I think paid for in Charlottesville as well, the torch carriers.

While I have no problem at all with khaki pants on men, the little matching outfits told me they were not men I'd respect as that's pretty lame to consider as a full blooded male.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (WONhk)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (s9VOe)

24 17 A lot of "PROBLEMS" just seem to disappear when you take away government funding, eh?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

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After 2010, Democrats were never going to lose power again.

So, they started importing a new electorate at massively increased levels (Obama's border turnaways as deportations game started in 2011), and they shifted from convincing voters to fortifying elections through government grants, upping the patronage game to remarkable levels.

America was never allowed to swing back from the leftward shift in 2008. Not even in 2016 when a Republican president was elected.

The swing back finally began in 2025 when fed grants started getting cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (KbEzc)

25 They might.

And the LIVs who still rely on network news will get an awakening.

CBS did do some fairly straight report on it in the nightly news, and it caused a bit of a ruckus at the time a month or so ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)
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As far as I'm concerned, this SPLC scandal is the Criminal Act of the Year, maybe the decade.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

26 >Tough. SPLC has been a criminal organization for decades.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (xHGia)

And they're fake and gay. Who knew?!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Ys9p5)

27 And what I said on last thread --

We need to reveal who is paying the protesters outside the carmale anthony trial. Probably defense as way to incite jury nullification, which sounds like conspiracy to tamper the jury to me.

How to get DOJ or Data Republican on this trial?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (lf2F9)

28 There IS racism in America. And it was the racists funding the racism.

We need to get over the idea that they were merely keeping themselves in business. They CHOSE the business. How many black people do you have to fake harass or supremacists do you have to employ before it becomes genuine harassment of black people?

Hey, you know who else the Klan doesn't like? JEWS

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Fyaxu)

29 18 Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

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We've had two major protests, actually.

Minneapolis and New Jersey.

Remember when Republicans lost the midterms because Goode and Pretti died? And then everyone forgot they existed? And then New Jersey let riots happen for a week in front of ICE?

Yes, all while they tried to push COVID 6.0 (they're been trying to redo COVID since about 2022), but riots were supposed to take down Trump in January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)

30 "SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials."


Probably paid for all those tiki torches at Charlottesville too.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

31 The SPLC perpetual white racists creation machine caper makes me wonder: How many drug addicts each year are imported into street camps in LA, SF, Seattle, etc., by the "End Homelessness" NGO administrators in Big Blue cities?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (5rh/l)

32 "The newest indictment accuses the organization of funnelling around $4.1 million in donations "to a series of fictitious accounts" that were used to pay "field sources" affiliated with extremist groups between 2014 and 2023."

I'll bet any amount of money that a big slice of that money -- probably more than 50% -- was just stolen and laundered.

Why do I know that? Because of course it was. "Hey, Cletus Shitkicker III, how much you need to burn a cross?" "About $50." "Okay, how about I send you $50,000 and we split it?" "Howdy!"

Anyone want a piece of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

33 25 As far as I'm concerned, this SPLC scandal is the Criminal Act of the Year, maybe the decade.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

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Well, I would quibble that Obama ordering the coup against his successor is bigger, but SPLC is definitely very large.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (KbEzc)

34 Is one of the charges "Racketeering"? It should be.

It seems like some racket type situations are involved. This is basically the model case for it. When you look up the definition for racketeering, SPLC should be in the first sentence.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (3uBP9)

35 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Its almost like their source of funding and paid operatives has been cut off...but that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

36 I wonder if the paid informants/agitators used the Concur app to report their expenses for reimbursement? 🤡

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (cWLG3)

37 Who did these entities think were paying them? This is crazy. The SPLC had to keep the racism up in order to keep themselves in business.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)

38 35 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

Its almost like their source of funding and paid operatives has been cut off...but that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)

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That's conspiracy theorizing.

Unlike Israel controlling America, which is just fact.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)

39 30 "SPLC reimbursed them for cross-burning materials."


Probably paid for all those tiki torches at Charlottesville too.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

💯 as the kids say.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)

40 Kind of feel like they have swapped playbooks again. They seemed to do protest last year, light this year aside from a couple incidents, but damn did they try to milk Hanta virus and Ebola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:35 PM (DR/Xu)

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We've had two major protests, actually.

Minneapolis and New Jersey.

Remember when Republicans lost the midterms because Goode and Pretti died? And then everyone forgot they existed? And then New Jersey let riots happen for a week in front of ICE?

Yes, all while they tried to push COVID 6.0 (they're been trying to redo COVID since about 2022), but riots were supposed to take down Trump in January.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)
_____

"Hey, fuck you. We're going pretti goode with the riots! I would say very good! We're gonna take down Orange Man, you'll see!"

-- Antifa protestors

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

41 Speaking of feds...

Ace has been posting under the initials DEA for a damn long time... right under our noses.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (Fyaxu)

42 At the same time someone is busing in people to protest outside the courthouse on the Anthony thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (DR/Xu)

43 My favorite was the one white supremacist org that was going to shut down; out of money, broke.

And the SPLC was like, "No, no no! Don't be so rash. Here's buckets of money to keep going!"

LOL

"ThEY weRe JUsT pAyinG FoR iNfoRMaTion!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (73/SM)

44 And they're fake and gay. Who knew?!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Ys9p5)

The board chair is even a chick.

The chick's name is Karen.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (xHGia)

45 Why do I know that? Because of course it was. "Hey, Cletus Shitkicker III, how much you need to burn a cross?" "About $50." "Okay, how about I send you $50,000 and we split it?" "Howdy!"

Anyone want a piece of this action?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Not to mention that the SPLC itself is gonna pay itself liberally first before even trying to fund its KKK operations. And probably the donations are from other NGOs paid by diverted federal money.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)

46
If we wind up "ending X", however am I to make my living campaigning to "end X"?

I lack the faculties to switch to something else!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (s9VOe)

47 What really warms my heart is imagining the swirling emotions of some tiny cell of weirdos who *aren't* being paid by the SPLC to exist....

Not only are you not getting your cut... now everyone's going to think you're not even legit!

"No! I really do hate Those People! Honest! Come on, you gotta believe me, man...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)

48 Gotta create the demand to sell the goods.

Gotta create the problem to sell the solution.

Manufacture racism to raise funds to fight it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 03:43 PM (n5tGW)

49 >>> 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (3uBP9)

50 Funny thing about racism. Used to be about prejudice, bigotry, unequal treatment under the law. Once we nearly fixed that the race hustlers started realizing they'd be out of a job, so they changed the definition to maintain their relevance. Then we find out they've been paying to maintain some thin appearance of the old definition of racism for good measure. It's fascinating and revolting at the same time.

Posted by: I hope they all die of terminal scabies at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (TbWk/)

51 A video montage of MSM accusations against Republicans, citing the SPLC as a source, for the last 20 years would be entertaining.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (rj6Yv)

52 Justice may not come in this world, but God will repay.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

53 The SPLC, brought to you by Morris "Deez Nutz" Dees.

Posted by: fly gal at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (PComA)

54
If you start murdering people to pretend there's a murder problem so you can profit off of it politically or financially, at some point it becomes clear that you're just a fucking murderer.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Fyaxu)

55 The swing back finally began in 2025 when fed grants started getting cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:37 PM (KbEzc)

Perhaps a little bit earlier because after President Trump was elected, the gay and tranny stuff started to be throttled back.

I'm sure Bud Light helped. Target had some painful lessons. The leftism didn't disappear, just was displayed less.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Sco7b)

56 I won't be happy until I see these SPLC fuckers running for their lives being hunted down with dogs and people carrying pitchforks and torches. Yeah, I'd really like to see that.


I guess you could say I've had about fucking enough.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (BN9Gq)

57 Pattern:

Create racism to profit from stamping out racism
Create homelessness to profit from stamping out homelessness
Create virus to profit from vaccine
Create war to profit from war
Create non-learning kids to profit from new ways to never teach them
Create migrants to profit from helping migrants

Sure seems like anyone ever "just trying to help" that requires government money needs to be shot.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (lf2F9)

58 The khaki blue shirt men were so weird.
I think paid for in Charlottesville as well, the torch carriers.
While I have no problem at all with khaki pants on men, the little matching outfits told me they were not men I'd respect as that's pretty lame to consider as a full blooded male.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (WONhk)

After the march, the went to a nearby cabaret and did a spirited version of "The French Mistake."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (TR4+2)

59 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

The people on X that are inside Antifa's Signal chats said the order to go home and shut up came out hours after Scott Bessent said they'd start prosecuting the funders of riots. They abandoned tens of thousands of dollars in riot supplies at the facility in New Jersey and haven't been back since.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (GAoSt)

60 The gay and tranny stuff is being throttled in deference to th Left's new pals, the islamists

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Fyaxu)

61
No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (hftzA)

62 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

63 I was thinking the feeb paid the khaki klan directly.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (yInIL)

64 So when will we see these SPLC MFers in the dock?

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (ZxPkt)

65


Wonder if they ever communcated with CNN and the other networks.

Would be interesting.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (och2J)

66 No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.



Bet

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:47 PM (GfWuY)

67 I liked the story a week or so ago, the headline blaring "Government said SPCL tactics were legal!"

And it was the IRS.
And that the payments that were properly reported and made directly to the informants with no cut-outs were legal.

And not the straw corporations, bank fraud and all the other fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (73/SM)

68 42

RE: Karmelo protesters

Only a handful today. Less than yesterday-- looked to be about 5 or 6 people.

If somebody hired them, they sure couldn't afford to rent a mob!

A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

69 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (3uBP9)

FRFR, on God

Posted by: low key aura farming at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)

70 62 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

It's like he took Ozempic but for Stupid instead of Fat and now he's disappearing altogether.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (Ot/FD)

71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

72 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

The protesters want him convicted.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (Fyaxu)

73 Oh, by the way, one of my 'favourite' race-grifters on MS Now, reverend Al Sharpton looks like shit!!!

Holy crap. Thin, frail. Almost like an AIDS patient wasting away.

Satan rode that bastard hard for all he was worth.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

He's been that way for a decade at least, unless he has taken an extra turn.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)

74 The ability of the left to rationalize this is world class. Informants. The SPLC is not a law enforcement agency. So….

Blank stares.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (hftzA)

75 59 Anyone feel like protest season has gotten off to a slow and meager start this year?

The people on X that are inside Antifa's Signal chats said the order to go home and shut up came out hours after Scott Bessent said they'd start prosecuting the funders of riots. They abandoned tens of thousands of dollars in riot supplies at the facility in New Jersey and haven't been back since.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (GAoSt)

=======

https://x.com/drawandstrike/status/
2062506360302923932

Acting DNI Bill Pulte has a history of attacking that funding in his time at Federal Housing Finance Agency. Gabbard declassified a bunch of this stuff while she was head of DNI. Pulte walks in with 120 days to do what he needs.

I think the funding of the left is about to get a whole lot worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)

76 71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't buy it but tell us you did so we can all tell you why you shouldn't have bought it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

77 >>> No Cap is out? NO CAP IS OUT ????
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:44 PM (

Bruh.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (hftzA)


I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)

79 Wow! Just simply Wow!

This is analogous to our Gub'mt using our tax dollars to create problems that then require more tax dollars to resolve - like Operation Fast and Furious

So much hate and racism that the anti- hate groups and 'victims' need to create false scenarios of their own because there isn't enough real hate and racism to go around. Except for anti-white hate and racism. There seems to be plenty of that.

I'm going back to watching old '50's TV shows. I think Perry Mason is on....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (QGaXH)

80 Then they ran on white supremacist threat, steered more money into it, colluded with Christofer Wray to say it was the biggest threat, got more money, took fbi off real threats, etc.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (chM/Q)

81 💯 as the kids say.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (cWLG3)


dead ass

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (yInIL)

82 I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

A veritable Alan Turing of jackwagonry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (Ot/FD)

83 76 71 I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't buy it but tell us you did so we can all tell you why you shouldn't have bought it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

You're likely better off buying a Falcon Heavy over a New Glenn rocket this summer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (qx7Zg)

84
It's like he took Ozempic but for Stupid instead of Fat and now he's disappearing altogether.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


We will not be denied our revenge!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wit Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (s9VOe)

85 All is not lost. Larry Kudlow comes on in a few minutes. Yay!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (QGaXH)

86 I swear every time I let my kid know I understand her lingo they invent a new word. I feel like it's WWII and I'm with the allies trying to break ENIGMA.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (3uBP9)

That's kinda the point. Twenty-three skidoo, small change!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)

87 They paid me to keep my tattoo.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (65cLN)

88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

89 At the same time someone is busing in people to protest outside the courthouse on the Anthony thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 03:41 PM (DR/Xu)
____

Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

90 88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

======

"We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)

92 Hmmmm.
If I set up a group, let's call it F69, will they give me money?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)

93 So,

Are they still hiring?

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (eiwJq)

94 You're likely better off buying a Falcon Heavy over a New Glenn rocket this summer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:52 PM (qx7Zg)

No dick shaped rockets before Labor Day, that would be gauche.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (Ot/FD)

95 91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)

=====

They reactivated defunct chapters of the KKK with their money.

They resurrected them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)

96 Not unlike your local fire department paying people to torch buildings, but with a racist element.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (/lPRQ)

97 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

98 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

99 The demand for hate and racism in this country has exceeded supply. (h/t Michael Berry)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (T6aVk)

100 Anyone with a clue knew it was manufactured

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (chM/Q)

101 90 88 I dare this timeline to make less sense.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (eiwJq)

======

"We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

Skibidy.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (hftzA)

102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

103 98 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

======

"Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)

104 So they aren’t feds after all just SPLC employees eh?

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (tNkpt)

105 Patriot Front is a put on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

106 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

107 Patriot Front
It's a Patriot Front
It's a put on

Posted by: Pete T. at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (wGerL)

108
Was it over when the Thermites cut the Scythians off at the pass?

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (s9VOe)

109 What a waste to burn crosses we'll need to nail up SPLC leaders to.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (1ET9J)

110 They reactivated defunct chapters of the KKK with their money.

They resurrected them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)

Well the KKK was and probably still is a democrat group...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (FtULh)

111 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should win easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (XV/Pl)

112 90.

I guess in the grand scheme of God's universe there are weirder things going on.

Maybe deep in the ocean.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (eiwJq)

113 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

about 0. Even paying them they couldn't generate any kind of convincing numbers.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (8avO+)

114 Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

My copyright.

Posted by: Pete T. at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (wGerL)

115 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

It's worse than that. It always is. The Democrat Party never died. They were the KKK and still are. Makes more sense than anything, even money.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (Fyaxu)

116 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

117 The Patriot front had government collusion, whoever their paymasters were.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

118 91 The left actually sustaining dying racist groups.
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (YwEeS)
---
It's like they all work for the guy downstairs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (cWLG3)

119
Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg


Did either of them tell you to consider pulling over and taking a break after ninety or so minutes of driving?

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 03:57 PM (s9VOe)

120 >>> "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)


"While looking up to make eye contact with you the whole time."
-marketing people

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (3uBP9)

121 The Venn Diagram of "Paid Informant" "White Supremacists" and FBI "Undercover" Agents approaches a perfect circle.

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (+mTA5)

122 A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Why would she? This is all a right wing conspiracy according to leftists.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (tNkpt)

123 116 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

=====

"Well, I know that all those rural Christians who want me to convert to Christianity are lynching black people every day. Why else would they try to convert me? I'm sure the SPLC was just doing good in highlighting bad people like this."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (KbEzc)

124 SpaceX will be testing the Starship on the ground but won't launch any until July.
I really hope their ground testing is better than Bezos'.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (1ET9J)

125 Actual right wing extremists don't rally but they might shoot you if you come on their land.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (chM/Q)

126 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)



Yes. He is a political prisoner. I thought only banana republics and commie countries had those.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (BN9Gq)

127 Hope this'll kil off the charlottesville smear finally. Nah.

Posted by: kingsman at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (ehY6c)

128 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)
______

2026 CX5 would be my choice of those two, easily. I think the Forrester is a little bigger, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

129 102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

---
Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)

130 Did either of them tell you to consider pulling over and taking a break after ninety or so minutes of driving?
Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans

Nope. But these were just short test drives.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

131 The US Intelligence Community trying to manipulate the masses.

Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (Q+gd/)

132 The top 10 of superhero things also includes character undies, Happy Meal Toys, unframed rolled posters, plastic cased digital watches, Velcro shoes, action figures, lunchboxes, and Thermoses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)

133 That Chauvin is still in prison is an ongoing injustice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (ZVgZ4)


Yes. He is a political prisoner. I thought only banana republics and commie countries had those.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:59 PM (BN9Gq)

Yeah, about that....

Posted by: J6 protestors at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

134 How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

This is a plot point in Harry Harrison's "Bill the Galactic Hero" where he is recruited to infiltrate the resistance and when the final raid comes everyone in the resistance is various agents of the spy services aside from one guy who they arrest despite his claim that he too is an agent...

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (8avO+)

135 I think the funding of the left is about to get a whole lot worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Awwww. *compassionate head tilt*
Someone with their qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (1ET9J)

136 Already OT
I need assistance
For life of me I can't figure out Annie’s Stew email and desperately want to send her a email

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

137 We'll lie to people to make money," doesn't make sense?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (KbEzc)

That's the entire foundation of the advertising industry.

Posted by: Also MLM and televangelism at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

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"Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)
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Well, they are working on that in Japan ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

138
I need y'all's advice on a tech purchase
Posted by: Don Black

==============

How late/early are you up? Pixy takes questions in the 2:00 am thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (n7rxJ)

139 All that talk about "racial healing" while the SPLC was laughing into the sleeves of their white robes.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
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I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

141 From 1860 until 1932 there were only 2 Democrat President, Cleveland and Wilson. May God grant that this phenomenon will be the future of our country.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

142 Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 03:56 PM (JQmtK)

The SPLC had a decent reputation years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (looXz)

143 I swear marketing, the scariest words to ever hear at work is the person on the other side of the line say "I'm with marketing". It always goes like this, "hey I was talking at a customer event and I said some things, some crazy things, some wild and crazy things from the depths of my drug addled mind, and now I kind of need you to sharpen your pencils in engineering to show how

marketing fantasy == engineering reality

It's an opportunity to exceed!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

144
Sure, there was bigotry back in our day. Why, there wasn't a self-respecting bireme that would give the time of day to one of those perverted triemes!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (s9VOe)

145 The US Intelligence Community trying to manipulate the masses.
Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (Q+gd/)

And see how good at it they are? Did anyone thing Patriot front was something real? They could have been holding signs saying I AM A FED and been less obvious.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

146 Busing? More like an uber. There aren't more than 10 people there, probably less, and half of them look like they were recruited out of homeless shelter.

It's the lamest most impotent "protest" in probably all of protest history. So lame that it defeats the purpose of protesting at all.

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
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I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)
_______

Those trans-phobic bastards!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

147 135 Awwww. *compassionate head tilt*
Someone with their qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (1ET9J)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)

148 Can you say RICO?

The SPLC indictment uses the magic words "scheme" and "wire fraud" but doesn't say RICO. That's coming, as the indictment shows RICO predicates.

When the indictment turns into a criminal complaint it'll be the start of a sprawling RICO case brought out of Alabama, which is where SPLC is based. Another potentially lager RICO case is being built out of Miami.

SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)

149 And see how good at it they are? Did anyone thing Patriot front was something real? They could have been holding signs saying I AM A FED and been less obvious.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)

They can't make anyone believe, but they can get believers to believe even harder.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (Ot/FD)

150 Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

My current car is a Forrester. So, no.

I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.

I usually drive with the front windows down in warm weather.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

151
How late/early are you up? Pixy takes questions in the 2:00 am thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


4:00 AM Eastern Time, to be clear.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (s9VOe)

152 I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04

You should have run out with your stapler and said “here, let me help you staple that to your stick. Wind is in the forecast”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (hftzA)

153 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar8)

154 I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.

I usually drive with the front windows down in warm weather.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

Ye olde 270 air conditioning? 2 windows open, 70 mph.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (qx7Zg)

155 >>> "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbEzc)

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When I worked in software development -- and where the salespeople could make a great annual salary with a single "sale" -- I used to joke that they'd go into a meeting touting our company's automobile product and leave with a deal for an airline product ... and then demand that we just slap some wings on those cars and make them fly.

My favorite tag-line (I should have written a book, but it's hard to beat Yourdan's "Death March: The Complete Software Developer's Guide to Surviving 'Mission Impossible' Projects") was:

"Guaranteed. To. Fail."

[Honorable Mention: "Designed To Fail, and Working As Designed."]

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (+mTA5)

156 I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove


Maybe she fully understood the racket the entire time?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (/lPRQ)

157 152 I dunno...The local campus LGBTQ group on my campus tried to stage a "protest" for trans-rights in front of the campus library. Maybe three students showed up. The only sign they had was a sheet of 8.5x11 paper that was taped to a stick. It was definitely the most pathetic "protest" I've witnessed in real life.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04

======

The sign said "Lesbians won't suck my lady-dick!", didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (KbEzc)

158 >>I made me feel nostalgic for air conditioning, though. My damn thing hasn't had air conditioning for about ten years now. Twice it broke, and twice I had it fixed, and then it broke again and I gave up.


Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:05 PM (P0D9r)

159 How many drug addicts each year are imported into street camps in LA, SF, Seattle, etc., by the "End Homelessness" NGO administrators in Big Blue cities?
Posted by: Gref

Don't know about Seattle because they have Winter, but it's well known that if you're going to be homeless and use hard drugs, you really can't beat S.F. (and probably in L.A.) for the climate. Plus it's compact so you don't have to go far to get your dope, fence your goods, free hot meal from St. Anthony's or wherever....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (W5mpo)

160 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)

161 Anyone pining for those crank windows?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

162
Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC

Is the maskless guy with the Smoky hat a cop?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (Cqx++)

163 You should have run out with your stapler and said “here, let me help you staple that to your stick. Wind is in the forecast”

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (hftzA)

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"It's most presumptuous of you to assume that any of the trannies had a stick. Bigot!"

/

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (+mTA5)

164
"The SPLC actively led donors to believe that their donations would be used to 'dismantle' violent extremist groups. However, the SPLC hid from donors the fact that a portion of their donated funds was being secretly used to support extremist groups and to fund their violent, racist, and extremist activities,"

===============

The "donors" were what? The same large corporations and idiot billionaires that funded BLM? If so, shareholders could be a bit ruffled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (n7rxJ)

165 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

166 Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026

I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)

167 SPLC has ta prop up dem Raycis' Boogeymen to protect blacks form dem Raycis' Boogeymen!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

168 What do you mean the Democrat Party never died? It never did, not even in the depths of Reconstruction. It is one of the two main political parties, older than the Republicans, and remains a party with considerable power to this day!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

169 F-31 & F-32, KKK members, wanted out in 2010.

These Fs used the $ to attend extremist rallies and to gain a leadership role.

These F's....
Wanted to stop hating, in 2010

These F's...
Got paid to hold rally's and stay in

The SPLC, yeah..
Sponsored hate and bigotry yeah
Used donors like a money tree yeah
They paid for network news whores

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (nbLIj)

170 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)
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This was last year sometime. During the regular semester. Lots of students wandering around campus, but everyone just ignored the "protestors." It was truly lame.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (gnNyN)

171 I understood this reference."

That's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)

172 Anyone pining for those crank windows?
Posted by: tubal

I miss the little triangular corner windows.

I didn't mind the crank windows.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

173 Man, I need to get in on a scam where I can defraud the taxpayers out of millions of dollars and live in a million dollar home and drive a brand new vehicle, debt free. I guess I'm a two time loser in life.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (D1E+2)

174 171
That's a big Twinkie.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (XuXeR)

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That's what she said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)

175
The only Woodrow I could respect was Woodrow Call, and he was a fictional character.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (s9VOe)

176 170 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)

It doesn't seem the best time to have a protest. Shouldn't they have done it when school
Was in session?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (looXz)
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This was last year sometime. During the regular semester. Lots of students wandering around campus, but everyone just ignored the "protestors." It was truly lame.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (gnNyN)

I am betting your school is not a Hot Bed of Wokism.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar8)

177 Even when I lived in Tucson, Car AC was only for when you had a Chick with you.

Otherwise, it's windows down and suffering.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026

I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)
_______

Same

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

178
I posted about this before. A friend of a friend's grandmother died. Nice little old Jewish lady. In her obit she requested donations to the SPLC. This was last summer. Wonder if you can hear her spinning in her grave?

Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I'm sure a few people honored her wish, and I'd also bet they think this whole anti-SPLC thing is more Trump fascism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

179 >>> Can you say RICO?

The SPLC indictment uses the magic words "scheme" and "wire fraud" but doesn't say RICO. That's coming, as the indictment shows RICO predicates.

When the indictment turns into a criminal complaint it'll be the start of a sprawling RICO case brought out of Alabama, which is where SPLC is based. Another potentially lager RICO case is being built out of Miami.

SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)


Yeah, like I was saying this is the legal definition of it. Like a ridiculously obvious hypothetical a prof would set up in a law class.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (3uBP9)

180 Car buying hack: go to carmax and find something close to what you’re looking for. Then do a 24 hour test drive. You don’t have to buy from there but you get a full day with the car. A 15 min test drive doesn’t tell you much.

Even if buying new, carmax probably has a 2024 or 2025 which is close enough, unless the 2026 model is a complete overhaul. It’ll also give you good insight on how well it holds up with rattles, fit and finish after a couple of years.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (tNkpt)

181 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar

He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

182 Yeah - The death of Vent Windows is a Bummer.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (P0D9r)

183 179 Yeah, like I was saying this is the legal definition of it. Like a ridiculously obvious hypothetical a prof would set up in a law class.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (3uBP9)

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"Now, class, tell me why the SPLC does not actually fit the definition because of their good hearts. Anyone who disagrees fails."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

184 >>> Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg

=====

I'd trade everyone of them to get back my '75
F-250 4X4.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (mfV+0)

185 Car buying hack: go to carmax and find something close to what you’re looking for. Then do a 24 hour test drive. You don’t have to buy from there but you get a full day with the car. A 15 min test drive doesn’t tell you much.

Even if buying new, carmax probably has a 2024 or 2025 which is close enough, unless the 2026 model is a complete overhaul. It’ll also give you good insight on how well it holds up with rattles, fit and finish after a couple of years.
Posted by: Heroq

Yeah, we're planning on going with something used, from 2023 or later.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

186 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet? If so, then we the SPLC can be destroyed for funding and supporting terrorism.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (vJrRc)

187 181 Iforgot about Andrew Johnson, apologies for the error. Then again, Johnson was eminently forgettable.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar

He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

188 I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down. Gaia cries.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (hftzA)
_______

Same
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

189
I roared when Campy the Campfire Man came down the street in "Ghostbusters". I roared even more when Bill Murray said, "Now there's something you don't see every day."

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (s9VOe)

190 What do you mean the Democrat Party never died? It never did, not even in the depths of Reconstruction. It is one of the two main political parties, older than the Republicans, and remains a party with considerable power to this day!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

It's the oldest existing political Party.

It easily steamrolled the early opposition Parties, until it faced militants Republicans - and they still eventually absorbed that Party in the end.

They were and remain the Party of government and will continue to do so - they just have no opposition at the moment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (BI5O2)

191 Anyone pining for those crank windows?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar

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Dude, you're bringing back bad flashbacks.

[When I was a kid, my philandering father used to go to one of his many girlfriends' house and leave me sitting in the car for an hour (we're talking like 115 degrees in the Las Vegas summers). So one day -- must have been my passive-aggressive anger -- I sat there for the entire hour pressing the electric button to continually roll my passenger window up-and-down.

So when dad climbs in the car (and notices what I'm doing), the battery is dead and the care won't start. MAN, was he pissed at me ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (+mTA5)

192 I run my AC even if I have the convertible top down"

It was fun convincing the Germans to offer sunroof and a/c...
They didn't understand

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)

193 I am betting your school is not a Hot Bed of Wokism.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:08 PM (Gqar
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No, thankfully.

Sure, there are a number of looney professors who are far out lefty (mostly in the humanities, which occupies ONE building on campus).

The rest tend to keep their opinions to themselves because they know most of the students are NOT raging leftists.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (gnNyN)

194 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:48 PM (RCjYY)

Considering they are threatening jurors lives. In Tecas. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

195 New York no longer has Mothers, they are now Gestating Parents

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)

196 37 Who did these entities think were paying them? This is crazy. The SPLC had to keep the racism up in order to keep themselves in business.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 03:40 PM (hftzA)

Piper! Is it really you???

To paraphrase Mark Twain: 'The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

197 Legalinsurrection.com

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

198 Andrew Johnson got a raw deal, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

199
Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.
Posted by: tubal


"National Union", I've seen it called.

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (s9VOe)

200 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)



I'm with ya. I must have some Eskimo in my genes.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (BN9Gq)

201 The SPLC had a decent reputation years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (looXz)

Hey, me too!

Posted by: Benedict A. at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (gjKW7)

202 My ex wife told me that I shouldn't hang out with y'all because you're white supremacists and racists and such.

I'm beginning to think that maybe she was mistaken.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (aTl7+)

203 I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
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I've done that. Mainly because I never had control over the climate in my office. It was always set way too low for my comfort.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 04:12 PM (gnNyN)

204 He wasn't a Democrat, he was Lincoln's Republican Veep. He was a Democrat before the war, but the party lines got scrambled by the War. Loyalist Dems from East Tennessee sometimes were hanged.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

Yeah you are right. They ran together on some hybrid ticket in 1864, I think.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar

National Union Party.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (8avO+)

205 Something odd about the picture at the top: outlines look reinforced. Passed through a filter maybe? And yeah, I think the guy in the smokie hat is some sort of cop: among them but not of them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (ZVgZ4)

206 Anyone pining for those crank windows?"

Pining for a Ford?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

207 Piper! Is it really you???

To paraphrase Mark Twain: 'The rumors of your death were greatly exaggerated'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Piper's tumor was just a rumor.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

208 "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people


Elon (who else?) says it's being worked on.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (GAoSt)

209 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet?

Some of those fuckers are borderline criminal gangs so RCIO is on the table. National Alliance? Really?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (gjKW7)

210 I just thought y'all might help a brother out

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ZxPkt)

211
The "sciencey boys" want us to shed this skin suit. Bye!

Posted by: Them Greek Homos Wut Stole Everything From The Wondrous and Kind Wakandans at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (s9VOe)

212 True story: when my dad was a very little kid, he went with his dad to a car show where one of the companies (Caddy?) was showing off a splashy new option: air conditioning. Not many people had AC in their houses at the time (at least not in NYC), let alone in their cars.

So it was a very big deal. Of course the AC option was staggeringly expensive in a car that was already expensive.

My dad and grandfather get into the car with the AC running. "Oh my god, this is amazing," my grandfather says. "Too bad we'll never be able to afford it."

People didn't expect or even understand back then that tech that costs $100 on launch costs $10 a few years later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

213
banana Dream, I have a FWP you could solve.

(Sorry for the OT but I don't know when I'll get another chance.)

My niece gets a LOT of packages from UPS, FedEx, etc for her small business.

One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

214 Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - the One at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (eZwyX)

215 One thing The Blade cannot live without is air conditioning. It's right up their with air itself. I need it. I crave it. I would melt like the wicked witch if I didn't have it. It's an absolute must-have, no matter what.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

I'm almost the reverse, I don't like the feel of A/C. A fan moving air does me fine almost always. My cooling thermostat is up in the 80s mostly for the cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)

216 I just thought y'all might help a brother out
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (ZxPkt)

What was the tech purchase?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (zZu0s)

217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

218
"I can't believe the party that was the KKK would now fake being the KKK"

"Boy, this party that was the KKK seems to actually still hate Jews..."

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Fyaxu)

219 Also - those are spread collars, not button down.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

220
Cheeky Greeks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (s9VOe)

221 The KKK took my baby away...

Posted by: ToddF at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (Ke09R)

222 209 had anyone said that white supremacist organizations are terrorists yet?

Some of those fuckers are borderline criminal gangs so RCIO is on the table. National Alliance? Really?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (gjKW7)

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The organization itself is probably dead. I don't think it'll be able to recover from this.

However, the part that's going to be the most interesting is how much major donors knew.

If there was organizational knowledge shared with, like, Melinda Gates or someone, about what's going on...what does that do to Melinda?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (KbEzc)

223 Hypothesis: Everyone wearing a mask in that photo was paid by the SPLC, through their catspaw, to be there.
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You're forgetting the fibbies. The percentage of SPLC finks to FBI finks would be a function of relative payments. You'd really have to see the FBi budget vs the SPLC budget to know that ALL of them were SPLC stooges. Given that the FBI had ranked the "right-wing" threat greater than Moose-limb danger, it's >99.9% probability that a bunch of that crowd was on the FBI payroll.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ezP9C)

224 My favorite take on that was conservative radio host, Mark Simone saying, "Now you have to say when angry" "You gestating parent f****r""and not " You mother f****r!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 04:16 PM (ZeH0U)

225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

226 One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

Drive it to the person's house.

I've had some computer shipments go awry with breakdowns and they never wanted anything returned they just shipped new stuff

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)

227 Also - those are spread collars, not button down.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

They need medallions nestled in their chest hair for that 70s feel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

228 The rumor of a tumor
was dealt with great humor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

229 >>Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.


A $25 Gift Card to a local Lunch / Coffee Spot.

2x per year.

Her driver will take care of ALL the problems she has.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (P0D9r)

230 217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

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Much like John McCain on the ACA repeal vote, they're sacrificial lambs to protect others.

There are probably at least 20 who would vote against it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (KbEzc)

231 Legalinsurrection.com
Posted by: Skip


I looked, what are you pointing at?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

232 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)

Someone yesterday was just complaining to me that UPS has its head squarely up its sphincter

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 04:18 PM (Fyaxu)

233 >>The KKK took my baby away...


Might be my fav Ramones tune.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 04:18 PM (P0D9r)

234 Skip, apaslo at hotmail dot com

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (5P5DO)

235 217 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

And the Turtle posted some of his usual mush about how those darn Democrats were holding a "reckless blockade of border security". Thank heaven we have a stalwart adult in the room like Mitch to protect us from those... those... Democrats.
The hell he deserves could melt tungsten.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (gjKW7)

236 "Yes, our software will give you blowjobs."
-software sales people

Elon (who else?) says it's being worked on.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (GAoSt)

never heard of the flesh light?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

237 Oof. Reviewers do not like Scary Movie 6. The criticism I keep hearing is that the movie mistakes a reference for an actual joke. The movie (they say) keeps Key Jangling a reference to another movie (or some other pop culture ephemera) and you expect there to be a joke but nope, the Key Jangle was the joke. Other reviewers say that the promise that "no lines will be uncrossed" is a fake-out, and that the movie is bland and inoffensively corporate.

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From the sidebar.

I mean...this is how parodies work. They don't have jokes. They have irreverent references. It's how the genre has worked since like the 80s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

238 seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
*****
Women are extremely expensive.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:20 PM (gVGRq)

239 I've seen office gals have space heaters by their feet and the A/C down in the 60s.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)

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In the 90s I worked in an old high-rise building downtown Oakland that was -- like virtually every other corporate building I ever worked in -- poor at regulating temperature (one area was always too hot, and one too cold).

Anyway, most people brought in space heaters to stay warm in the mornings -- and they were eventually banned because the electric panel fuses kept getting blown.

The other idiocy was you weren't supposed to open your office window (there was a trick to it and I often did) because they didn't want the liability if you decided to jump out the window.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:20 PM (+mTA5)

240 In the late 1970s, the Illinois State Police received reports of an increase in KKK activities downstate and tasked two detectives to infiltrate and spy In the late 1970s, the Illinois State Police received reports of an increase in KKK activities downstate and tasked two detectives to infiltrate and spy on them. In less than a year, one of the undercover agents was elected as the Grand Poobah of the chapter, in part because he owned a truck. There were never more than two dozen members in that group, and they couldn't even figure out how to burn a cross.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at June 05, 2026 04:21 PM (oWc6Q)

241 >>> banana Dream, I have a FWP you could solve.

(Sorry for the OT but I don't know when I'll get another chance.)

My niece gets a LOT of packages from UPS, FedEx, etc for her small business.

One day, a UPS package comes with this crazy little toy she didn't order. Inside the box, she finds the manufacturer's packing slip, and it goes to someone else in the city whose name/address aren't faintly my niece's. She contacts that person, who confirms it's her package. After several refusals, she finally gets UPS to pick it back up and re-send it to the proper party, whose name and address she has taped prominently to the outside of the package.

UPS sends it back to my niece.

Just explain this for me, and tell me how to fix it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:14 PM (n7rxJ)


I don't actually work there anymore, back in the 80s 90s in college. But I think what has to happen is return to sender as wrong address. UPS will only ever go with the original shipping direction which has to be wrong. They will keep sending it to the wrong address. The originator has to change that. Or walk it directly to the correct recipient. I hope that helps.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (3uBP9)

242 I mean...this is how parodies work. They don't have jokes. They have irreverent references. It's how the genre has worked since like the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)

243
This blue slip 'tradition' is BS.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
3h
🚨 BREAKING: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) has just REFUSED to block a Trump judicial nominee, despite having the unilateral ability to do so with the "blue slip" — Democrats are FURIOUS

This is the *first time* in Trump's 2nd term a Democrat did not block a Trump nominee!

Antonio Pozos will now be allowed to ADVANCE, as neither Sen. Dave McCormick (R) or Fetterman used their blue slip powers, which effectively allow one senator block a judicial nominee for their state at any time — Punchbowl

Pozos was nominated to the Eastern District of PA.

Now, blue groups are gearing up to run ADS against Fetterman because of this move.

We should STILL GET RID OF BLUE SLIPS, they are blocking Trump nominees in other states!

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (kX27y)

244 235 And the Turtle posted some of his usual mush about how those darn Democrats were holding a "reckless blockade of border security". Thank heaven we have a stalwart adult in the room like Mitch to protect us from those... those... Democrats.
The hell he deserves could melt tungsten.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:19 PM (gjKW7)

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DHS funding, last I heard, is done. An extra $70 billion provided to DHS to cover all the other parts of its functioning that weren't covered in the OBBB (which was mostly ICE enforcement).

Really, this is hugely important, more important than the SAVE Act. SAVE Act passed today wouldn't affect 2026. It can be revisited in early 2026 with a different makeup of senators that doesn't include Mitch, Tillis, Cassidy, or Cornyn. However, secured funding for the largest deportation machine in history through 2029? Making it impossible for Dems to hold it hostage in any way shape or form through either a slim Dem majority in the House or procedural votes?

That's big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (KbEzc)

245 242 Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)

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ZAZ made it work in Airplane and Top Secret, but that was early 80s.

Ever since, it's just been references.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KbEzc)

246 The original Scary Movie stole all its good jokes from Richard Pryor.
Marlon Wayons (I can't be bothered to look up how to spell his dumb name) now has a trans kid he's tweeting about.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (gjKW7)

247 102 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

Bulg

We've had one Forester and one Outback. We've been very happy with both.

One thing - they told us after the fact that if you get a flat tire you need to replace all four to keep the symmetrical all wheel drive in balance.

We haven't had to do that but it's a consideration

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (QGaXH)

248 And we all though the Patriot Front dweebs were feebs.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KiBMU)

249 The rumor of a tumor
was dealt with great humor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

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Mostly if you're a boomer
And doubly if a doomer.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (+mTA5)

250 My marlboro smoke would stream jet like out the wing vent window. Also started a fire in the back seat cushion after tossing dead malboro out pass. window and sucked back in thru the rear window. Put out the fire with Millers cans from a 12 pack. Good times 1967.

Posted by: kingsman at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (ehY6c)

251 Ben thank , will try again

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

252
And we all though the Patriot Front dweebs were feebs.
Posted by: M. Gaga


Well, they certainly were mentally.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 04:25 PM (s9VOe)

253 Ever since, it's just been references.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (KbEzc)

Counter again: Not another teen movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)

254 225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar
****
My namesake grandfather suffered a stroke in 1975 and fell off one of those tractors plowing his fields. My Uncle found him three days later there and grandpa made it a few more days in hospital. He was 85

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (gVGRq)

255 Yeah - The death of Vent Windows is a Bummer.

Posted by: garret
......

Our old VW bus had those, even on the side. Great for peeing out of on long trips.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)

256 254 225 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar
****
My namesake grandfather suffered a stroke in 1975 and fell off one of those tractors plowing his fields. My Uncle found him three days later there and grandpa made it a few more days in hospital. He was 85
Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:26 PM (gVGRq)

Wow!! He was made of stern stuff.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar8)

257 141 From 1860 until 1932 there were only 2 Democrat President, Cleveland and Wilson. May God grant that this phenomenon will be the future of our country.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar

Then they gave women the vote (in 1916?)......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (QGaXH)

258 Piper's tumor was just a rumor.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM


What about her tattoos?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

259 We've had one Forester and one Outback. We've been very happy with both.

One thing - they told us after the fact that if you get a flat tire you need to replace all four to keep the symmetrical all wheel drive in balance.

We haven't had to do that but it's a consideration

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 04:23 PM (QGaXH)

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The same applies to any AWD and 4WD vehicles -- which I learned the hard way about 5 years ago.

[Subaru News You Can Use:] "In the early 1990s, facing declining sales, Subaru of America identified lesbians as a lucrative niche demographic, discovering they were four times more likely than average consumers to buy their vehicles. This relationship began with market research in hotspots like Northampton, Massachusetts, and Portland, Oregon, where marketers found that single women—many of whom were lesbians—were drawn to the cars' practicality, reliability, and all-wheel drive capabilities."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:28 PM (+mTA5)

260 Piper's tumor was just a rumor.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM

What about her tattoos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:27 PM (0sNs1)

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What about her pants at the Texas MoMe?

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 04:28 PM (+mTA5)

261 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester. Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.


*******

If by "amazing" you mean wildly stupid and dumbed down, then yes, welp is right. I rent cars a bunch for work travel and spend 15-20 minutes before leaving the rental lot trying to turn off all that garbage. Like the "safety feature" that grabs the wheel and pulls against you because it thinks you're too stupid to steer, or all the lane and braking alerts etc etc. I can drive safely thanks tho.

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (hyQrc)

262 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM


Weasel still has one of these! In fact, it's rumored to have one of those dangerous PTOs!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

263 Collins, Murkowski, Tillis and The Turtle all voted against Save America act

Posted by: Skip
......

Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

264
How many of the "racists" are even real at all not just getting paid?
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YwEeS)

In the khaki/blue photo, probably just one. The guy with the white laces on his Doc Martens. Everyone else is wearing boots in Quantico Brown.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (FkdoK)

265 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

266 So the patriot front "white supremacist" guys were paid by the splc. That makes sense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)

267 263 Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

=======

Abbot for senator.

He can only do modified pushups, and he can bang those out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (KbEzc)

268 262 Farm Tractors, get this, used to have no AC. In fact, they made you sit there and drive it in the Open Air!! Totally exposed to the elements. True Story!!
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:17 PM

Weasel still has one of these! In fact, it's rumored to have one of those dangerous PTOs!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

The Auger accessory is especially, uh, risky, you might say.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (Gqar8)

269 242 Counter:

Airplane! Was a shit for shot remake of Zero Hour, so while not original, they still were both edgy and original with the jokes, sight gags.

Now, the Zuckers in their prime ARE a high bar.... even for the Zucker Bros.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 05, 2026 04:22 PM (zZu0s)


The Zuckers with Airplane! were helped big-time by Zero Hour being over 20 years old and not a big box office hit. I probably saw it once or twice as a kid on TV - afternoon or after final local news movie - but did not remember it by the time I saw Airplane!.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (5rh/l)

270 263
Senators should not be allowed to vote unless they can do ten push-ups.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS

And if they have to do them on their knees, their seats better not be in the air and their ankles better not be crossed. Or they fail.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Dd38x)

271 What about her tattoos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

Those are from her Dark Period.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (UjdFS)

272 Talk about astroturfing geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (sUDUf)

273
Michigan's Jocelyn Benson is sitting at the heart of the scandal.

She worked as a volunteer researcher and undercover investigator at the SPLC right after college, and makes an annual trek to the SPLC’s home city of Montgomery, Alabama,
Benson said she researched neo-Nazi and far-right groups at the center, posing as a freelance journalist to uncover the plans of white supremacist leaders and groups.

A girlfriend of disgraced founder Morris Dees, she resigned from the SPLC board when he was ousted.

But she is giving the Sgt. Shultz reply to any knowledge of what was going on.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

274 nood - pelly and other cbs commies

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (5rh/l)

275 The Zuckers with Airplane! were helped big-time by Zero Hour being over 20 years old and not a big box office hit. I probably saw it once or twice as a kid on TV - afternoon or after final local news movie - but did not remember it by the time I saw Airplane!.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 04:31 PM (5rh/l)

They also bought the rights, to make sure they didn't get any IP lawsuits.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (qx7Zg)

276 One of the Popular Front rallies had a local sheriff arrest and cuff all of them and they were demasked sitting on a lawn

Don't know how it turned out. Years ago.
And yes they appear to be Quantico recruits.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (gVGRq)

277 265 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

NOT a criticism of your comment, at all, but this is so predictable that its’ an assumption.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

278 Ben I tried again and only get its a invalid email.

I will just bring it up tomorrow on the thread

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0)

279
I hope that helps.
Posted by: banana Dream

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That's funny, I was thinking just take it to the intended recipient is the solution. Who knows, it could result in a meet-cute.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (n7rxJ)

280 Andrew Johnson was a "War Democrat," a member of the Democratic Party that supported the war against the Confederacy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 04:34 PM (XMwZJ)

281 I live in Flagstaff AZ - apparently the Subaru center of the universe. Not kidding every second or third car here is a Subaru. It's a leftist enclave of AZ that I'll likely be escaping next year, unless I can start up a Subaru repair shop at which point I'll be so wealthy I'll run for governor and force the brain dead lefties out via Route 66 to Santa Monica.

Posted by: Steven J at June 05, 2026 04:36 PM (hyQrc)

282 Skip, I emailed her to double check the address and it worked fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (5P5DO)

283 78 A defense atty on FOX said the protesters aren't helping Karmelo & could be hurting him.
Posted by: mnw

The angry mob nullification tactic worked against Chauvin.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 03:51 PM (lf2F9)


They also strong-armed the medical examiner, IIRC. There was a lot more going on, but let's set that aside.

Chauvin was convicted, and voting "not guilty" is emotionally different than voting "guilty", so emotional manipulation tactics do not work the same in both directions.

I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

284 Wowza. Spencer Pratt got ZERO votes out of a 24,000 ballot drop yesterday. Odds are in the trillions that this could happen. They don't even try to hide the fraud now. Just spit in the face of the voters and laugh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

If all the votes are for Frog Lady they should be able to count them a lot faster.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

285 billions in Migrant fraud in every state...splc is [funding] the 3k boogieman. fibs are launching kidnapping and entrapment plots.
apparently there are all these govt 'oversight' committees ...what exactly are they over-seeing ? oddly, Oversight are blind to any of the above, but seem to know when *within days* that MY estimated tax payments are off by $74 dollars.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (ADssA)

286 I'm with the defense attorney; the angry, pro-crime protestors are likely to help Karmelo get convicted. Just like Chauvin.
Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

It’s Texas, not Minnesota.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 04:40 PM (3mtTi)

287 Regarding the Subaru test drive... were you feeling nostalgic for The Indigo Girls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 04:00 PM (cWLG3)

Were they playing K D Lang music at the dealership?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 04:41 PM (g8Ew8)

288 261 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester. Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.


*******

If by "amazing" you mean wildly stupid and dumbed down, then yes, welp is right. I rent cars a bunch for work travel and spend 15-20 minutes before leaving the rental lot trying to turn off all that garbage. Like the "safety feature" that grabs the wheel and pulls against you because it thinks you're too stupid to steer, or all the lane and braking alerts etc etc. I can drive safely thanks tho.

*****
yes its really out of control and very stressful to drive these things with all the screens and warnings...some even jam on the brakes for you.
i just rent the cargo van anymore.

Posted by: paxmerican at June 05, 2026 04:46 PM (ADssA)

289 did they pay the legal fees of those who got in trouble?


Posted by: Avi at June 05, 2026 05:00 PM (ieodf)

290 Trump is back to Walter Reed

Is he being truthful about his health? Is he a liar?

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 05:30 PM (XFXIk)

291
SPLC is the first "node." It will expand to include other "nodes" as more grand juries issue indictments. Picture a diagram on a wall with lots of pins and colored string.
Developing ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 04:03 PM (dtajH)

Don't get my hopes up, Q

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 05:31 PM (zafwz)

292 Welp, test drove two cars today, a Mazda CX-5 and a Subaru Forrester.

Man, the safety features they have on cars today are freaking amazing.
Posted by: Bulg
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Yahbut, their nose is so far up your ass that the seats are uncomfortable.
The mic is always on (whether you set it off or not) , it records how fast you're driving, how hard you brake, and how tight you turn. It records all of this and reports back to the company which then sells that data to insurance companies. It knows where you go and how you got there and how long you stayed. It records that and sends it back to the company who sells the data to who knows who - Homeland Security, the Russian Mafaya , the lawyer for the guy who is suing you, your political opponents?
New cars are a major component of The Panoptican

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 05:47 PM (ezP9C)

293 BTW, I'm tired of all the Subaru hate here.
I have friends who are big Xena, Warrior Princess fans, and my wife gets hit on by women with crew cuts and flannel shirts, but my Forester is great. The only thing that can stop it is ground clearance problems. I've steered around Jeeps that were stuck on an uphill road.
It's a secondary vehicle now, but at 256k miles, I've got my money out of it. It never left me stuck or stranded.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 06:17 PM (ezP9C)

294 Haven't had time to read all the comments so if I repeat someone's post, my apologies.

Hopefully this grand jury indictment supports RICO charges against SPLC, so that the slimy organization and every single worm working its evil will get tagged for a few years at Club Fed. Anybody know?

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2026 08:40 PM (J7jo9)

295 I do so much for the SPLC without getting paid.
Can I count my racism volunteer hours as a tax deductible gift to a non profit?

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 05, 2026 09:08 PM (ELUAs)

May Jobs Report "Unexpectedly" Smashes "Expert" "Expectations"

Good news. Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

And inflation is still a problem.


A new jobs report exceeded expectations despite the U.S. economy facing inflation and record debt.

U.S. payrolls rose by 172,000 last month, far above the Dow Jones' 80,000 estimate that CNBC reported Friday. Unemployment remained steady at 4.3%.

"Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance. There are a lot of encouraging signs for the labor market heading into summer. (Unfortunately, inflation is a lot worse)," Navy Federal Credit Union chief economic Heather Long stated in a June 6 X post.

...

This jobs increase follows a period of increased inflation. The cost of everyday goods rose 0.9% in March and 0.6% in April since the start of the Iran War, according to Consumer Price Index data.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




Comments

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1 More than DOUBLED expectations from the 'experts,' and oh, by the way, last month's numbers got revised UP 97,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (Kdi1r)

2 most voters have jobs, so things like inflation and the stock market matter more than job growth politically (as they should)

Posted by: Jose at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (V6W16)

3 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

https://tinyurl.com/3a6hycvy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

4 "And inflation is still a problem."

Thank you for acknowledging it.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

5 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (FxH7T)

6 Nice. Someone got the Gentleman's First.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (bss/y)

7 meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (w3u3d)

8 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (PiwSw)

9 "And inflation is still a problem."

Yes, but becoming less so.

Wages kept pace slightly ahead of inflation, so that's moving in the right direction.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:23 PM (Kdi1r)

10 Almost every industry is hiring again except tying a mule dick in a knot.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

12 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (FxH7T)

Imagine a group made up of 20 Beakers and 20 Elmos. This group would outthink "experts".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (qx7Zg)

13 Washington Nearsider with the First and Gentleman's first.

The Gentleman's First is when someone finds the post empty of comments, but Noods in the previous thread BEFORE commenting and grabbing the first.

I saw Washington Nearsider's nood and then clicked on the post, but still no comments.

This is how it's done folks. Bravo. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (bss/y)

14 Q: Why are statistics like the Spanish Inquisition?
A: Nobody ever exoects them.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Av6i5)

15 Not sure if you can claim you are an "expert" if every single prediction you make turns out to be wrong. Just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (0N4FZ)

16 Nice. Someone got the Gentleman's First.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (bss/y)

Now wait just a minute with all that 'Gentleman' talk!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (Kdi1r)

17 10. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026

Welp. Guess I better rewrite the old resume.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (hftzA)

18 Inflation is being driven by the government conjuring two trillion dollars in spending out of thin air every year. And that is not going to change.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (f0sNM)

19 Welp. Guess I better rewrite the old resume.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:25 PM (hftzA)

Wait...

You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

I think that's worse than being dead...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Kdi1r)

20 The cost of everyday goods rose 0.9% in March and 0.6% in April

A bit of deflation would be nice, but that's certainly a better rate than the, what 5% per month inflation? under Biden

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (vJrRc)

21 So it was the mule that got her? Makes sense.

That's a trick for the fast and young.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (bss/y)

22 Ace, if your'e looking for a juicy red-meat post today, this should fill the bill:

Karmelo Anthiony supporters threaten to kill white reporters utside trial courthouse:

https://x.com/AbeTheShinzo/status/2062616298954142177

“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

23 Willowed?

Anyway, last thread 95.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Definitely seems like you've made good decisions for your children and yourself, and your family is doing well.

That's what matters. 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (NFX2v)

24 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy,"

We're doing our part!

/MSM

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (cGjQu)

25 That little CNBC fella looks like an invisible man punched him in the stomach.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (k9OZB)

26 Inflation is a problem because the government pours deficit spending into the economy in a flood.

That simple.

The private economy is trying to mop up all that money, in the form of improved productivity, but it is hard because there is just so damn much of it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (8zt2q)

27 Unfortunately I'm on the *seeking* end again as corporate shut down the site I worked at. Hopefully next report I'll be on the *gained* side.

Posted by: Bete at June 05, 2026 02:31 PM (LX4y3)

28 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy,"

We're doing our part!

/MSM
Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (cGjQu)

AKA The Sour Patch Kids

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (qx7Zg)

29 Inflation? Gas is $3.26 / gallon today.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (qFwJc)

30
That little CNBC fella looks like an invisible man punched him in the stomach.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (k9OZB)



Wazzup, bitchez.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand of Doom at June 05, 2026 02:32 PM (FkdoK)

31 A lot of economic research lately has focused on "regime uncertainty" as a cause of economic slowdowns. Regime uncertainty is basically when the government keeps changing the rules and businesses, being uncertain how to plan for the future, essentially retreat to their safest plans. Hence you get hiring slowdowns, sometimes recessions, etc.

Regime uncertainty is considered the one of the main causes of the Great Depression (tm). While Hoover's and Roosevelt's policies in and of themselves were bad, it was the constant change of rules that kept businesses behaving ultra-conservatively. With the Supremes ruling on tariffs and the settling in of the Trump administration we've seen a lot less regime uncertainty this year.

Anyway, that's what I believe is one of the reasons for the improvement in hiring.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (+48wn)

32 Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxzYs)

33 Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxzYs)


YEET!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:33 PM (Kdi1r)

34
Whoa.

The new "Fuckaduck" hash is stylin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (FkdoK)

35 "Let he who does not borrow 40% of what they spend every year cast the first stone."

Puts hand up.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

36 >>> Inflation is a problem because the government pours deficit spending into the economy in a flood.

That simple.

The private economy is trying to mop up all that money, in the form of improved productivity, but it is hard because there is just so damn much of it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2026 02:29 PM (8zt2q)


Also it doesn't help that a lot of that deficit spending is actually being transferred to various warlords in Somalia and other shitholes.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

37 Greatly overlooked is the fact the biggest gains are in leisure and hospitality.

That doesn’t match the consumer sentiment report, which is garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM (OnLUs)

38 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM (ZxzYs)

39 "Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid."

I don't think our side has a sour impression of the economy. The Democraps are desperate for us to believe everything sucks, but we don't.

Everything is much better than it was under Biden. Prices are still high, but lower. Taxes and red tape are down, at least a little. Jobs are better and there are more of them for Americans.

Stock market is on fire. Anyone with a 401k or even a little money in the market has seen the brokerage statements. They must smile when they see their money increase each month.

Is there room for improvement? Of course. Gas is still too expensive and interest rates should be lower, among things.

But we are clearly on the right track, I think our side is almost universally optimistic, and all the naysayers in the enemy camps can suck my big phat dick until they choke to death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

40 Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

You know, if I were a defendant in a murder trial, I would not want supporters that are just openly pro-murder. People might wonder why, if I'm innocent, that's the kind of people attracted to my cause.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)

41
>>except tech and finance

==============

Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

42 Wait...

You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

I think that's worse than being dead...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Kdi1r)

It was just too easy of a shot. I couldn’t help it. lol.

But we all know my resume is not in circulation. Heck, I am not even consulting anymore. I just get to play at my studio. I would probably be in a world of hurt if I had to get a real job right now, I have been out of the game a long time.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:37 PM (hftzA)

43
cpys8



Damned Joos and their corporations, being corporationy and doing corporation things.

OOGA BOOGAH OOGAH!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:37 PM (FkdoK)

44 52,000 new jobs in state government. Hooray?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 02:38 PM (OnLUs)

45 39 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM

This.

We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (OkYzo)

46 no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3 at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxzYs)

47
Unfortunately I'm on the *seeking* end again as corporate shut down the site I worked at. Hopefully next report I'll be on the *gained* side.
Posted by: Bete

============

Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

48 "For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others."

"We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio."

What jobs are you guys hiring for, and where do I apply?

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

49 You have 'tying a mule dick in a knot' on your resume?!

The Festus gambit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:41 PM (Kt19C)

50 I am hiring another instructor or two!

You can’t live off the wages, it’s just spending money. But it’s flexible and the team is AMAZING!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (hftzA)

51
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3

================

lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

52 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women
Oh yeah? Are you a biologist?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (/jglT)

53

Honestly, I would rather they not hire anyone than hire foreigners. We're overfull already, having trouble assimilating the ones already here, can't take any more. As long as tech is openly discriminating against the native born, I'm rooting against them.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Sy6m/)

54 Didn't we need 250k jobs a month to keep even with population growth during the Obama years? Am I misremembering that, or is there another reason sub 200k is considered good?

Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (vSvIl)

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (Sy6m/)

56 54 Didn't we need 250k jobs a month to keep even with population growth during the Obama years? Am I misremembering that, or is there another reason sub 200k is considered good?
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2026 02:43 PM (vSvIl)

We have reduced our population growth greatly...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)

57 My place is hiring. Tech,... ish. Aerospace defense. engineering. It actually surprised me when I heard. "People want to work here? Oh wait, I said that out loud didn't I?"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (3uBP9)

58 I am hiring another instructor or two!

You can’t live off the wages, it’s just spending money. But it’s flexible and the team is AMAZING!

Posted by: Piper
_______

Your workers' comp better be paid up if you hire any of us geezers.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (XvL8K)

59 45 39 Biggest problem with the job market is it's flooded with useless shits. For every good one we hire we have to go through 8 or 10 others.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:35 PM

This.

We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 02:39 PM (OkYzo)


Is this in simply human characteristics like showing up on time not obviously hung over with Mom and Dad coming in to make sure the workplace is safe?

Or is it a skills discrepancy?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Sco7b)

60 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."


they will - or similar new entities will - after the restructuring.

tech and fin overhired LIKE CRAZY

it will be fine. "creative destruction" needs to happen. a lot of rot needs to clear.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

61 The internals are interesting.

-- 70k of the added jobs were "hospitality" (restaurants, bars, vacation destination, etc). That's encouraging on a larger scale because presumably it means those doing the hiring for these jobs are expecting busy summer travel and recreational spending.

-- On the downside, local government added 55k. These are taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. We need to shop government to the bone, not expand it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

62 57 My place is hiring. Tech,... ish. Aerospace defense. engineering. It actually surprised me when I heard. "People want to work here? Oh wait, I said that out loud didn't I?"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:44 PM (3uBP9)

So, government funded? That's the tech that is hiring - dept of war spending, dept of homeland spending, etc...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (tOcjL)

63 "We're running at about a 1 in 6 good to useless ratio."

I am 70. I used to write embedded system software for data communications. After all the drama in my life, and being a shitty golfer such that I want to quit, I want to find employment. No. Menial work won't do. I don't want to write software again. I need to get busy. But what?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:46 PM (qFwJc)

64 they will - or similar new entities will - after the restructuring.

tech and fin overhired LIKE CRAZY

it will be fine. "creative destruction" needs to happen. a lot of rot needs to clear.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

Problem is tech and finance are middle to upper middle class jobs that support families.

Hospitality jobs are minimum and low wage jobs that do not.

We really kinda need the former to get back on track, not just the latter...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (tOcjL)

65 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)


Nice important H1-B's your company have there.

They must be incredibly important and skilled for the new 2027 $250,000 a person fee on each and every one of them.

/dreaming mode off

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Sco7b)

66 >Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

I'm retiring at the end of July. Likely consulting a few hours a week until the end of the year. My company is quietly slashing capex budgets and reducing new hire headcount by half. Glad I'm almost out of the machine.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Ys9p5)

67
Overheated economy!!!

*jumps out window*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (O0L8i)

68 Good luck. I, unfortunately, am in tech -- as in "Almost every industry is hiring again except tech and finance."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

Me too. Manufacturing side of it. We will be hiring around 2000 people over the next year.

What jobs are you guys hiring for, and where do I apply?
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

My company is world wide but the division I work for is in the Reno/Carson City area. We hire through temp agencies. Well have shipping, recieving, QA, Rework, Machinist, Operator, Sawmen, CNC, IT.... Everything.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (ZxzYs)

69 This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Buggy whip union local 3

================

lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)
_______

Drastic over-hiring and a bubble in STEM education. Not to mention the foreign invaders. A correction was inevitable and probably good for the long run.

Every industry has periods of over-hiring and over-education, followed by a correction. Tech has been mostly immune to this because it's been on a tear for years.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

70 Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM


Finance is losing jobs because ai can run a mortgage in about 1/1,000 the time a broker can do it in. And it's accuracy rate is beyond anything a human can accomplish.


I wish it wasn't true but that's where we are at this time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2026 02:48 PM (0N4FZ)

71 "We hire through temp agencies."

Which ones do you recommend?

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

72 Genie is out of the bottle. While inflation may decrease incrementally....the prices for goods and services rarely (very rarely) go down relative to an inflation drop.

The only real thing that lowers prices overall is competition between manufacturers ( and retailers). In other words...capitalism.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (dIske)

73 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (dqKQJ)

74 One of my brilliant sons told me "H1B is dead. AI can do their work. " He is smarter than me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (qFwJc)

75 OT
I gotta say this, but I have new computer and am not logged in anywhere so I will say it here.

A lot of comments around the net about the carmel anthony trial and the protesters.

No one understands that they are paid for by the defense, and their goal is jury tampering -- to create the impression that there are masses of people outside, angry people, protesting that he is innocent. They are attempting nullification. Paid by defense and probably NGOs. This needs to be investigated by DOJ.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (lf2F9)

76 The entire hiring process is fucked up. It’s AI bots writing resumes which are then read by other AI bots. There are now AI interviews. And if you do happen to pass those, there are 4 or 5 additional rounds of interviews. Only be to be told 6 weeks later the role is on pause or an internal candidate was hired.

If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.


Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

77 Unfortunately, shrinkflation is still a thing.

The poptarts I've eaten over the years (yeah, yeah, shaddup!) are recently noticeably shorter than they used to be. And at our Walmart shopping expedition last weekend, the Gain detergent we use went from 88 fl. oz. to 81 while claiming the product is cheaper. I need to dig out some old receipts, but I'd lay a $20 on the counter than the savings are not commensurate with the shrinkage.

Folks notice this stuff while they're shopping and it won't help the administration.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (/HDaX)

78
GFY yourself sid.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (x4yF4)

79 5 years max for Our Precious Foreigners smuggling 113 vials of an untreatable virus into the country.

Aren't they precious?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 02:51 PM (BI5O2)

80 " Un-skilled People need to work multiple jobs to afford Trump's economy. Things are very bleak.

Learn a trade. Mary Tiles Texas.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (qFwJc)

81
If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

____________

What's "dating"?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (O0L8i)

82 Sawmen ride to work on sawhorses.

Posted by: banana Dream - and paid in sawbucks at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)

83 Tech I MIGHT get, but why finance? Because it's half tech?

By the way, those tech people know how to make noise. Watching youtube, you get the impression that no one can find work anywhere. And it really does seem that there are 1000+ applicants for every opening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:36 PM
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Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

84 This is with interior deportations at the highest levels they've ever been, keeping us on the verge of net-out migration.

And new H1-B's crashing 80%.

These are good numbers. Probably great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (KbEzc)

85 Which ones do you recommend?
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

I'm permanent hired (finally) the one I went through sucked. The name I keep hearing from all these new-hires that clog up the parking lot every Monday is employnet.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (ZxzYs)

86 "Folks notice this stuff while they're shopping"

And when they get their healthcare bills. And prop tax assessments. And insurance premium bills. And when they're looking for a new car. A new home or apartment. Etc.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

87 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

88 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

I am/was a software engineer. I can keep huge systems in my head, and often isolate issues to the correct subsystem before trying to reproduce it. AI reduces my effectiveness.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (qx7Zg)

89 "The name I keep hearing from all these new-hires that clog up the parking lot every Monday is employnet."

Thanks! I will check it out, although if they are sending you so many bad hires, you'll prolly stop using them soon.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

90 83 Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

https://x.com/AndrewKolvet/status/
2062610823013707981

Why won't anyone think of the H1-Bs who are leaving at such a high rate that Dallas' real estate economy is seeing contraction and deflation?!

Also, Trump's not doing anything about housing costs!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (KbEzc)

91 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

https://tinyurl.com/3a6hycvy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)
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OnlyFans must be rocking!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

92 #75 more
They are aggressive toward anyone who approaches. They are loud and incoherent. They are paid thugs. The defense went around and hired the most violent and angry people and I would not be surprised if they all get a bonus if the jury hangs.

They did the same at the Chauvin trial to get the jury to find him guilty. There are probably more I can't think of. This a big problem This has to be nipped in the bud.

What to do? Can't send water cannons of National Guard, as that would only feed the goal of creating a scene. They need to be investigated and find some law that justifies arresting them for tampering (and their funders) and putting them in graybar for 30 days.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (lf2F9)

93 I am 70. I used to write embedded system software for data communications. After all the drama in my life, and being a shitty golfer such that I want to quit, I want to find employment. No. Menial work won't do. I don't want to write software again. I need to get busy. But what?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:46 PM (qFwJc)


Look of Fiverr, ask AI to summarize what the best-paying gigs are for skills similar to yours. You might not need formal employment at all, but the alternative is unfortunately dealing with people yourself.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:56 PM (Sy6m/)

94 OT - great piece by Chadwick Moore in the NY Post exposing the young DSA operatives behind the scenes:


https://tinyurl.com/jjts3kp4

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 02:57 PM (kX27y)

95 I’ve been casually looking for the last 3-4 months. I’ve been ghosted by recruiters, stood up by hiring managers at scheduled interviews. I’ve had recruiters contact me directly then after an hour conversation they sent me a link to apply via their ATS which of course just sends the resume into a black box never to be seen again.
My favorite is I got a “thanks but no thanks” email for a job I applied for in 2022 LOL.

It’s a miracle anyone gets hired in this landscape.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:57 PM (tNkpt)

96 87 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

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Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2062952317725343970

Iraq is going to triple oil exports in the next few months.

https://t.co/bMbhmzCVex

The Gulf States are hardening and expanding strait alternatives, all while demand destruction has hit hard in Africa and China and overproduction that started more than a month ago is outpacing the declined demand.

The negotiations are theater for political purposes and don't matter on the ground. What matters is the Gulf States and the rest of the world finding workarounds all while Iran has culled all of its chickens and will be facing nationwide malnutrition from lack of protein in weeks with 25% inflation per week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (KbEzc)

97 I'm beginning to think these experts are not so expert.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2026 02:22 PM

*Never*
think that!

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize in Economics winner at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

98 I practically ran out into the street and cheered when Sid said something half stupid.
That was once. Over a week ago.
Probably the last time that happened was when he brought home a test where he'd scored 55%. A true-or-false test.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (kj+jH)

99 What's "dating"?

I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

Never going to do that again.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (qFwJc)

100 88 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:42 PM (n7rxJ)

Cost of living also plays a role here. Few college kids are going to graduate into a low level career type job that makes them enough money to support themselves within weeks. My kid is now fully supporting herself after a year on her job (car purchase/car insurance/car tax taken over as of this month - hurray!), but she still pays me way below market rent for housing, with the goal that she'll be moving out at 28-29 and buying a townhome/condo that she can afford with all her savings (b/c she could not pay a full rental fee right now, or probably until she gets 2-3 promotions, let alone buy an attached house here without a few years to max save)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (tOcjL)

101
AI reduces my effectiveness.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

===============

Is it doing the work of entry-level engineers though? I'm getting a very dark impression of employment in tech right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

102 95 It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

103

Jobs? WTH is a job?

We are living off you white people who pay taxes.

Life is good.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (x4yF4)

104 “Strong"?
> Nonfarm payrolls increased by 172,000 jobs last ​month
These numbers were called anemic under Biden. And they’re down from April (179,000 added)

70k of those jobs were restaurants and bars. Local government added 55k, taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. Financial activities lost 22k and is down 107k since May 2025. Transportation down 92k from its peak.

Imagine uncritically reporting BLS numbers after a Commissioner was fired for revising them down lol. Thanks for your "reporting" reuters

Who the hell is traveling that the Leisure and hospitality jobs are up? People can't afford to travel. And personal experience in my area - I can say that hotels aren't filled and local attractions aren't very busy.
So let's assume this is true, what the hell is going on?
They are basically saying: Leisure and hospitality led all sectors while gas prices are wicked high and nobody can afford life. Make it make sense.

I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

105 Siege warfare for the win!

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (qFwJc)

106 Report: 94% of all American jobs created in the past year have gone to women

Maybe I should start wearing a skirt.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (kj+jH)

107 104 70k of those jobs were restaurants and bars. Local government added 55k, taxpayer funded, not private sector demand. Financial activities lost 22k and is down 107k since May 2025. Transportation down 92k from its peak.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

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I wonder how particular these people were about the number of government jobs in Biden's jobs reports.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (KbEzc)

108 lol I don't know whether it's AI or whether there's simply been a mad education bubble in computer science. It seems new STEM grads are moving back in with their parents in droves.


aw I wish mine were

they somehow all got employed

and apartments, which I mean ... I have the space? save money?

is it me?

lol

anyway I dunno here in PA things are pretty hot with STEM and engineering and getting hotter as Manufacturing keeps growing and we also have energy ... it's all right

I'm busy and should not be posting. I didn't think I'd be still working so much!

and AI just helps me. it force multiplies me. lol take some time with that thought

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)

109 If you have ‘t been in the market in the past 5-7ish years it’s an entirely different world than what you experienced. Much like dating today vs 10 years ago. It’s insane.


Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 02:50 PM (tNkpt)

Can confirm.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (Kdi1r)

110 104 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

=====

The funny thing is, the revisions of the past two months went up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (KbEzc)

111 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.


oh yeah the revisions that always get revised up?

dumbass

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (j+aD2)

112 ..."dating"? I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

We warned you about the One Wish Willow, but noooo

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (kj+jH)

113 OnlyFans must be rocking!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
____________________

Which coincides with Face Filter programs, and in some extreme cases, wide-angle camera lenses.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

114 Is this in simply human characteristics like showing up on time not obviously hung over with Mom and Dad coming in to make sure the workplace is safe?

Or is it a skills discrepancy?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 02:45 PM

It's both. People with skills but have little experience using them in the real world, and people who can't follow simple rules like staying off your phones, or having to have ear buds in your ears like your life has to have a soundtrack playing at all times.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (OkYzo)

115 Big over-hire in finance the last few years, especially in areas not known to be big finance hubs. And lots of H1Bs in that mix. Finance is crawling with Indians, Asians, Africans, etc. So without knowing exactly which finance jobs were affected, and where, it's hard to know what to make of it all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

https://x.com/AndrewKolvet/status/
2062610823013707981

Why won't anyone think of the H1-Bs who are leaving at such a high rate that Dallas' real estate economy is seeing contraction and deflation?!

Also, Trump's not doing anything about housing costs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (KbEzc)
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Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

116 "and AI just helps me. it force multiplies me."

It saves me time on every tech problem I apply it to.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

117 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

The Iran situation will be less of a deal as it goes on. At some point shipping will divert to safer ports and sources and the demand will be filled.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

118 115
Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

======

"H1-B isn't a permanent residency visa. No, you can't have a 30 year loan on a visa that maxes out at 6 years."
-common sense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (KbEzc)

119 Also: new FHA loan regulations made it harder (but not impossible) for foreigners to get mortgages.


how on earth are visa holders getting MORTGAGES!!!!

has to end what insanity

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (j+aD2)

120 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)

Good idea.

May's numbers were just revised UP 97,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (Kdi1r)

121
Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

===============

Should have been done ages ago. This is clearly a result of Trump's putting an end to kick-the-can.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (n7rxJ)

122 102 95 It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

In the 00s and I to the mid 10s I switched jobs every 2-3 years. The process was straight forward, apply 2 maybe 3 round of interviews, get hired or get rejected. Maybe 3 weeks tops for end to end.
It never took me more than 6ish weeks to find something.

Something happened in the late 2010s and this straightforward process got blown up.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (tNkpt)

123 What's "dating"?

I had a recent experience with that. It was great for 3 weeks. Then it turned horribly bad.

Never going to do that again.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (qFwJc)
________

Don't tell her to rub the lotion on the skin ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

124 The funny thing is, the revisions of the past two months went up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM


Unlike those heady days of Brandon's yore, when they always went down.

* wistful smile *

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (0sNs1)

125 It's both. People with skills but have little experience using them in the real world, and people who can't follow simple rules like staying off your phones, or having to have ear buds in your ears like your life has to have a soundtrack playing at all times.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 03:01 PM (OkYzo)

Interesting. Thank you.

My late mother loved Raymond btw. Some very funny episodes - like Marie's sculpture - but too much screaming for my tastes.

Great nic...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)

126 What I think the US needs is more government jobs, that way the labor market will look awesome. What’s that you say, government jobs have been rolled back. Gee, I wonder why the monthly jobs numbers are lower? Let’s go back to the Biden wys and add 100,000 new IRS agents. Maybe a few thousand elsewhere.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (2NHgQ)

127 117 Crude oil is dipping below $80/bbl. No idea what is happening in Iran anymore, the ceasefire and negotiations and Hormuz are near impossible to follow or believe. Yet crude is dropping.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 02:54 PM (GUOwU)

The Iran situation will be less of a deal as it goes on. At some point shipping will divert to safer ports and sources and the demand will be filled.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (8avO+)

======

All of that has already happened.

11.5 million of the 20 million barrels that went out through the strait were replaced within days (pipelines like the Saudi pipeline that went from 500,000 a day to 7 million + per day, for example).

It's now common for tankers to go around the Saudi Arabia and pick up oil over there rather than dealing with the Oman Gulf, much less the strait.

All while Venezuela has tripled its oil exports (under American ownership again).

In fact, it's been going on so long, that the bubble from it is already deflating. American exports have been declining for a couple of weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:05 PM (KbEzc)

128 Something happened in the late 2010s and this straightforward process got blown up.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (tNkpt)


Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:05 PM (/HDaX)

129 AI reduces my effectiveness.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

===============

Is it doing the work of entry-level engineers though? I'm getting a very dark impression of employment in tech right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

Personally, I doubt it. My take is it can deal with basic scripting and report generation, but I wouldn't trust it in fields where I've worked since 2005 - hospitals and senior care.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (qx7Zg)

130 121
Kuwait announced it's building a new pipeline.

===============

Should have been done ages ago. This is clearly a result of Trump's putting an end to kick-the-can.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:03 PM (n7rxJ)

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Infrastructure is expensive, and inertia won out.

Until it didn't, and Iran was blocking revenue and even attacking Kuwaiti airports.

Then the governing economic philosophy went from "go along to get along" to "fuck Iran, we're not dealing with those inbred terrorists anymore."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (KbEzc)

131 The experts should one time predict like a 500,000 job gain and then all the headlines can say a deflated Trump fails expectations with a shitty in comparison 250,000 jobs report.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM (Fyaxu)

132 "Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring."

I wish I had learned that before I got old.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

133 126 What I think the US needs is more government jobs, that way the labor market will look awesome. What’s that you say, government jobs have been rolled back. Gee, I wonder why the monthly jobs numbers are lower? Let’s go back to the Biden wys and add 100,000 new IRS agents. Maybe a few thousand elsewhere.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 05, 2026 03:04 PM (2NHgQ)

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Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

134
"H1-B isn't a permanent residency visa. No, you can't have a 30 year loan on a visa that maxes out at 6 years."
-common sense
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

You'd think a bank would think this way. I know that bail bondsmen do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (n7rxJ)

135 Energy prices go up everything else goes up. Even a fool can understand that.

Posted by: Case at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (4Pn+V)

136 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

137
It's been like that since at least 1990. Applicants have to be at their very best, open kimono, while the recruiters treat them like crap. You give respect, you get the back of their hands.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

_____________

20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

138 Nobody would trust AI with their field.

Hell ask an AI expert if he would trust AI to do his job.

There's your answer.

Doesn't mean it doesn't have its uses. Overall I like it. I have high expectations for the future.

But there's a lot of Gell-Mann with it. The moment you get into something you know about, AI kinda sucks.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (Fyaxu)

139 134
You'd think a bank would think this way. I know that bail bondsmen do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (n7rxJ)

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Subsidizing loses and regulatory capture create particular incentive structures unrelated to profits by traditional means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)

140 Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

Not quite - job holders paid under the table never counted...and a LOT of those folks would fit those categories...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)

141 Gas in se Pa has dropped some, seeing $4.20

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (Ia/+0)

142 anyway I dunno here in PA things are pretty hot with STEM and engineering and getting hotter as Manufacturing keeps growing and we also have energy ... it's all right

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (j+aD2)

A local small manufacturing place is getting consolidated to its Philly location. Sucks for local workers, but tracks with what you're saying.

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-related to two workers at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (Wt5PA)

143 he experts should one time predict like a 500,000 job gain and then all the headlines can say a deflated Trump fails expectations with a shitty in comparison 250,000 jobs report.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:06 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

144 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)


Most excellent. You get your truck fixed?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (/HDaX)

145 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

====

The economy is doing extremely well, and people who know about such things say that all indicators are very good. ME stuff had minimal impact and is already absorbed into the markets, stock and bond both. Infrastructure investment are through the roof, AI scare is all it is , a scare, it is creating more entry level jobs not less. I think "the public" surveys are all fake, the Ds are trying to build a narrative ahead of mid-terms cause they have nothing else. Trump and co, better get on top of these nasty lies and build their own narrative.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

146
Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (O0L8i)

147 20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

Acknowledgments have stopped (at least when my daughter was looking 12 months ago).

Funny enough, she got hired the old school way = showed up in person at a hiring event. She was the only one hired at her event.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (tOcjL)

148 Good news. Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

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Remember, months is forever in politics.

Except for gas prices.

Those are forever.

Or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (KbEzc)

149 Pretty easy to be successful in America's economy. Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need. But most people are stupid, selfish and greedy, so they buy a new SUV, drive around to Walmart buying junk while eating out and getting fat from Starbuck's sugary children's drinks and hoping the government will pay for their Ozempic.

Posted by: Mr. Lebowski at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (z20w/)

150 One reason for slow job hires in tech field (and probably others) is AI generated resumes or CV's.

HR is totally bogged down in the tech world, at least, per my son who was laid off from a software job but has a new one.

They are now hiring people with AI experience to help weed this mess out. Unreal.

I guess, however, since Congress critters got away with fake resumes and stolen valor, it is normal in DC.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)

151 146
Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (O0L8i)

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RBOB (gas futures) have been declining for a couple of weeks.

Hovering over $3 for about a week, but it'll break under that soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (KbEzc)

152 By the way:

In the United States, "full employment" does not mean zero unemployment. It refers to a theoretical maximum employment rate where the economy is operating without generating unwelcome inflation. Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

153 Not enough to reverse the public's sour impressions of the economy, I'm afraid.

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The economy is doing extremely well, and people who know about such things say that all indicators are very good. ME stuff had minimal impact and is already absorbed into the markets, stock and bond both. Infrastructure investment are through the roof, AI scare is all it is , a scare, it is creating more entry level jobs not less. I think "the public" surveys are all fake, the Ds are trying to build a narrative ahead of mid-terms cause they have nothing else. Trump and co, better get on top of these nasty lies and build their own narrative.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)
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Agree, see my comment above

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

154
Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need.

__________

*looks with irritation at RV*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (O0L8i)

155 153 Agree, see my comment above

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

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We're at the point where leftists are arguing about McJobs, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

156 20 years ago, you applied for a job and got either an interview or a polite rejection. By the time I stopped 5 years ago, I was lucky if I got an acknowledgement that I applied.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (O0L8i)

That’s a bingo!

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (tNkpt)

157 154 *looks with irritation at RV*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (O0L8i)

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"Oh, you know we needed it."
-Younger Hadrian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

158 Pop star Madonna posted a video of herself crawling around on all fours in front of her toilet whilst letting her breasts hang out of her dress, and smoking a cigarette, for her Pride Month message.

In other news, today is National Donut Day.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)

159 140 Deportations is the big item that no one talks about.

3 million have been deported (voluntarily and involuntarily) since the start of Trump's term.

If 2/3 of those are job holders of some kind, that's 2 million over 12 months, which is 160,000 jobs per month gone. If only half, it's 100,000 per month gone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:07 PM (KbEzc)

Not quite - job holders paid under the table never counted...and a LOT of those folks would fit those categories...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)

If they're not on payroll their wages can't be deducted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (okun6)

160 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

161 Agree, see my comment above
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)


don't tell me what to do! you are not my supervisor!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

162 "11.5 million of the 20 million barrels that went out through the strait were replaced within days (pipelines like the Saudi pipeline that went from 500,000 a day to 7 million + per day, for example).

It's now common for tankers to go around the Saudi Arabia and pick up oil over there rather than dealing with the Oman Gulf, much less the strait.

All while Venezuela has tripled its oil exports (under American ownership again).

In fact, it's been going on so long, that the bubble from it is already deflating. American exports have been declining for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"


I have to laugh about all the "experts" I heard claiming just a week or two ago that even if the war ended today and Hormuz opened it would take until the end of the year for supplies to normalize and prices drop significantly. I had to roll my eyes at that, I doubt it would take 60 days. They may even return to below $70/with the current status quo.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

163 In the United States, "full employment" does not mean zero unemployment. It refers to a theoretical maximum employment rate where the economy is operating without generating unwelcome inflation. Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

NAIRU!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (Kdi1r)

164
Gas price here in SW Wyoming is $4.50 a gallon .

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (x4yF4)

165 Pop star Madonna
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Ummm

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (Fyaxu)

166
"Oh, you know we needed it."
-Younger Hadrian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

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Who's this "we"? I didn't need it. But I have the backbone of a banana.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (O0L8i)

167 162 I have to laugh about all the "experts" I heard claiming just a week or two ago that even if the war ended today and Hormuz opened it would take until the end of the year for supplies to normalize and prices drop significantly. I had to roll my eyes at that, I doubt it would take 60 days. They may even return to below $70/with the current status quo.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

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What if I told you oil experts are a combination of bulls who desperately want their calls to pay off and paid off oil men who are just trying to get people to buy energy stocks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (KbEzc)

168 don't tell me what to do! you are not my supervisor!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:14 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

169 144 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

Most excellent. You get your truck fixed?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:10 PM (/HDaX)


Nevermind, you said that was next Monday.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:16 PM (/HDaX)

170 I forgot McJobs. It's of a piece with Funemployment, and Julia becoming a beat poet or whatever, as a path to self-actualization.

Every time, their message to their voters is: "WORK IS FOR THE SLAVES."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 03:16 PM (BI5O2)

171 If gas can get back to around 2.50 and stay that way, then people will feel better about the baked in inflation that the Biden regime and the COVID Op gifted us.

The Administration can't really do much about the world wide labor reorg that's happening vis-a-vis AI and other measures being taken.

My wife's friend is still looking for a logistics job after being fired over 6 months ago.

And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

172 Pop star Madonna posted a video of herself crawling around on all fours in front of her toilet whilst letting her breasts hang out of her dress, and smoking a cigarette, for her Pride Month message.

In other news, today is National Donut Day.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

173 CME finally got here, a day late. Don Faraday cages, and check the integrity of your grounding.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

174 Funny enough, she got hired the old school way = showed up in person at a hiring event. She was the only one hired at her event.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 03:11 PM (tOcjL)
******
The best way, now, is a personal recommendation to a company. This opens windows if you can do this.

As a RN I got hired for any job I applied to. The last job, within the med center who knew me well, was weird. I was fleeing from a horrid job (workman's comp...that I took for the job share to have long weekends to fly to see my dying father). It was idiotic.

They did not want me to leave and I applied for a job I'd already held over a decade prior. Interview went well. My experience was much more than most nurses. I did not get the job, the only one in 3 decades. I was well known and highly respected by docs and all.

Why? Because of inter-hospital crap and a bad verbal recommendation from the fat manager who was not a RN.

The result? I quit nursing and cheered as one thing I don't do is play with mean girls or take BS from anyone. I was mainly supplementing our income for our college kids and they were done.

Loud cheers as I patched outta there for the last time in my gold sports car.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (WONhk)

175 There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense to their favorite "scarefluencers" , and are meant to cause trouble, slow US down. Russia and China especially are fully aware of what tremendous push forward AI can bring. Kinda like the great green scare with so called environmentalists who were funded by Roosha/China.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)

176 I’ll wait for the revisions, thank you very much. Also, if 1 person takes multiple jobs, each of those jobs counts as individual employment, which in a gig economy is becoming much more common place.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ycI94)


Huh. Why didn't I hear Karine John-Peter or Big Joe himself ever say this while touting humongous monthly job gains during Joe's regime? I wonder why they didn't?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (5rh/l)

177 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

178 176 Huh. Why didn't I hear Karine John-Peter or Big Joe himself ever say this while touting humongous monthly job gains during Joe's regime? I wonder why they didn't?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (5rh/l)

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The vast majority of those job went to foreigners.

Biden was also giving out SSNs like candy. Not to mention illegals stealing SSNs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (KbEzc)

179

DURING PRIDE MONTH???


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (och2J)

180 177 At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

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You could play Magic the Gathering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)

181 Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

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Not only an old and disgusting whore, but I really believe she's demonic and evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)

182 Gas price here in SW Wyoming is $4.50 a gallon .

Gas here was, until this Tuesday (I noted it because it was unexpected), $4.50. Tuesday it fell to $4.00.

I don't know if that will continue, but that's almost as much as it was at it's highest during the Biden error. $4.50 was HIGHER than it ever got during Biden, which is a problem.

It needs to drop precipitously for people to not feel it before the midterms.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (GfWuY)

183 "Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need."

Like a Lamborghini?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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At least that serves a relatively useful purpose...

WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)
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You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

184 DURING PRIDE MONTH???


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (och2J)


It's never not PRIDE MONTH.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (/HDaX)

185 183 You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

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I prefer to buy my Guinness from Costco rather than winning them in massive Magic The Gathering tournaments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)

186 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

187 You could play Magic the Gathering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)
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Nah...Modern M:TG is ridiculously overpowered with stupid expansions for every IP under the sun. (Fallout? Really?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (gnNyN)

188 WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM


Enter the NM:TGL draft and go pro?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (0sNs1)

189 187 You could play Magic the Gathering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)
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Nah...Modern M:TG is ridiculously overpowered with stupid expansions for every IP under the sun. (Fallout? Really?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (gnNyN)

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Well, I tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (KbEzc)

190 Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

I'm sorry, man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (dK+Kv)

191 186 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Fyaxu)

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Crazy idea:

You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

192 Well, at least this old whore understands what "pride month" is all about: sick, perverted sex that involves toilets and shit and piss -- and tetanus shots.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

*****************
Not only an old and disgusting whore, but I really believe she's demonic and evil.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:20 PM (WONhk)
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She's been mentally ill for years. Heavy drug and booze abuse, plus probably 100 venereal diseases. It's amazing she's still alive. How she avoided AIDS with her lifestyle is beyond me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

193 "There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense to their favorite "scarefluencers", and are meant to cause trouble, slow US down.
Posted by: runner "


I am quiet certain the scare stories about the huge, massive, humongous amount of electricity (and water) required for these facility are way overblown. Definitely seems like organized disinformation to me.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (GUOwU)

194 You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

Well you did get me to subscribe three or four times.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Fyaxu)

195 22 Ace, if your'e looking for a juicy red-meat post today, this should fill the bill:

Karmelo Anthiony supporters threaten to kill white reporters utside trial courthouse:


“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

196 194 You have them send me the money because I can control you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:23 PM (KbEzc)

Well you did get me to subscribe three or four times.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Fyaxu)

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SEE?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)

197 And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

Per my son who just got a new job after a layoff, software engineer, he said it is due to the bog down of companies trying to screen fake AI resumes.

His BIL works for a big company in FL. Said he's requested certain software engineers for over 47 days. The employers are frustrated as well.

If she has a friend in another company to make a recommendation it will help her jump hurdles. After my son was hired where he starts Monday, he got a call from a large defense contractor due to a friend recommend.

There is also a way to make your resume stand out by it not being 5 pages long or somehow showing up in person. I read that recently. Not to list every detail but concise.

I hope she finds a new job soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)

198 195
“We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)

199 There is talk that all anti-AI scares are coming from overseas, Russia, China (most likely), Turkey, Qatar, whatever, who are pushing this anti-AI nonsense

Well, as a senior software engineer that's been in the field for 26 years, I can tell you that the AI "scare" is both true and not true.

I can use an AI agent to do large parts of my job that would normally charge as an hour of labor for FAR cheaper. That's terrifying in a personal way because that makes a LOT of software engineer jobs obsolete or unnecessary. You need an AI manager instead of a developer.

BUT you also need to have the knowledge to know wtf the thing is producing and say "no" when it goes off the rails.

AI is going to demolish junior developer roles, and a lot of senior roles are going to go away. Period. There's a TON of software devs, a lot of it due to the "learn to code" mantra. A lot of those people are going to end up out of work.

The problem is

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (GfWuY)

200 You could play the game with a few thousand people and make a run at Guinness?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

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I prefer to buy my Guinness from Costco rather than winning them in massive Magic The Gathering tournaments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)
________

[Makes "L" sign on forehead]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

201 "Once you get to a certain age, employers stop hiring."

No, they only stop hiring for the good jobs.

Now, if your up to cleaning the shitters at the highway rest areas or at Mickey D's, well, the sky is the limit!

Posted by: American Sani-Can Services Inc. at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (z20w/)

202 Thanks flounder. You're a pal.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (Fyaxu)

203 200 [Makes "L" sign on forehead]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

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This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (KbEzc)

204 It's Friday. It's June. It's a beautiful day. And narcissist mother and narcissist brother are playing up and they think (wrongly) they are going to control me with money, so if you have a very small prayer within you - I realize people many more important things they need prayer for - I would appreciate it. I don't even know for what at this point but these people need to get a fucking life.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 20

Prayers for fortitude and your continued charity toward your difficult family members. The Lord's prayer, especially the last half, helps me in similar situations.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (lCppi)

205 I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)

Don't hate the game; hate the player. Or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

206 Bah, I hit post by acccident.

The problem is that in a couple of years, all those roles being removed and no junior devs to gain the senior level of experience they need to manage the AIs is going to backfire.

I don't know what'll happen, but I'll hopefully be retired by then.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (GfWuY)

207 She's been mentally ill for years. Heavy drug and booze abuse, plus probably 100 venereal diseases. It's amazing she's still alive. How she avoided AIDS with her lifestyle is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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If I had to guess I would assume she has HIV and is on a lot of meds.

She's pure evil and disgusts me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (WONhk)

208 Thanks flounder. You're a pal.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:27 PM (Fyaxu)

Whatever you say, friendo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

209 Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (lCppi)

Ah yes your sister I believe it was? I only remember because it was similar to my other brother. Thanks

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (Fyaxu)

210 Economists and the Federal Reserve typically estimate this natural, healthy rate of unemployment to be in the range of 4.0 to 4.5%.
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 03:12 PM (5rh/l)

So said my econ class 30+ years ago, but I'm not sure it's entirely applicable anymore and should be revised upward to about 7%

Sounds weird? Consider the percentage of absolutely useless people who've managed to steal air for the entirety of their lives. Pretty close to 4% already, no?
If you want marginally useful people, it'll be like finding a needle in a haystack below 5.5%

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (zafwz)

211 206 Bah, I hit post by acccident.

The problem is that in a couple of years, all those roles being removed and no junior devs to gain the senior level of experience they need to manage the AIs is going to backfire.

I don't know what'll happen, but I'll hopefully be retired by then.

Posted by: GMan at June 05, 2026 03:28 PM (GfWuY)

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I strongly suspect that most of the AI firings is a combination of AI costs exploding, requiring quick monetary fixes, and over-hiring after COVID.

Plus, tech was probably over-employed in general, thinking of Musk firing so many engineers from Twitter and X largely not changing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)

212 Per my son who just got a new job after a layoff, software engineer, he said it is due to the bog down of companies trying to screen fake AI resumes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)
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I can believe that. Last fall, my department hired a new person and we had to screen over 70 applicants for one position. It sucked.

Nearly ALL of the resumes were written by AI. Full of industry buzzwords, but lacking in details or specific achievements.

On the plus side, relatively few of them were written by foreign applicants who were looking to get a foot in the door before moving on in six months.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (gnNyN)

213 “We kill crackas!”

“I like the smell of burning flesh!”

“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)

I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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The protest being like 8 people warms my heart.

No one wants to touch this thing except the craziest of the crazy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:26 PM (KbEzc)
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Nat Turner? LOLOLOL. Tell me that some sleazy white NGO funded these losers, without telling me that. These idiot protestors have no idea who Nat Turner is. They were told to say that.

Maybe one or two of them then said "well who is that guy," and looked him up. The rest? They're too dumb and ideological to care.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

214 Nood,y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)

215 Very interesting reports from the Karmelo trial.

Eyewitness said Anthony told Metcalf (the vixtim), "Touch me and find out."

To justify using deadly force, the jury would have to believe that Anthony had "a reasonable fear for his life." I can't see a jury (esp THIS jury) buying into that.

Otoh, I don't see premeditated murder here-- 1st degree murder requires premeditation.

Sounds to me more like Murder 2nd-- "heat of passion" murder.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (RCjYY)

216
I am growing ever more fatigued.

Posted by: It's getting harder to not be racist at June 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

____________

We like best the people who share our values. Trash is trash, regardless of what they look like.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (O0L8i)

217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

218 "If I had to guess I would assume she has HIV and is on a lot of meds.

She's pure evil and disgusts me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky"


I always found Madonna foul and sleazy and disgusting even when she was supposedly some sex symbol on the level of Marilyn Monroe. Never understood what people saw in her.

Now Blondie...

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (GUOwU)

219 217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

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It doesn't.

Gas prices have weirdly low effects on elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)

220 WTF am I supposed to do with 65,000+ Magic: The Gathering cards?

I guess I'll never run out of coasters or bookmarks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:19 PM (gnNyN)

Every Friday for the past couple of months, there's been a long line outside Best Buy near the wife's work. Finally asked a BB employee why. They're lining up before the store closes the night before to get Pokemon cards the next day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

221 Finish school and be literate, get a job, work, don't buy a bunch of stupid shit you don't need

Did that in spades. Ended up burned, burnt out, broke, blackballed and utterly beaten. Sometimes life has other plans even if you do all the right things.

Posted by: Some people are here to be broken at June 05, 2026 03:32 PM (TbWk/)

222 On the plus side, relatively few of them were written by foreign applicants who were looking to get a foot in the door before moving on in six months.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (gnNyN)

He was only without a job for a few weeks as he's a Level 3 or something, something engineer.


AI is why it takes so long and it made sense once he told me. He fairly quickly got phone interviews and local interviews.

It's a mess out there,that's for sure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (WONhk)

223 ...Otoh, I don't see premeditated murder here-- 1st degree murder requires premeditation.

Sounds to me more like Murder 2nd-- "heat of passion" murder.



Yeah, but the fucker did bring a knife to a track meet.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (BN9Gq)

224 And the thing is, she has been sending out resumes by the truck load, but only a handful of interviews.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)


Applying to jobs is almost useless. Every posting gets 100 applications in an hour.

Only way that works is through a network or trying to communicate with the job poster directly. On LinkedIn that’s doable for most jobs.

But clicking Apply is almost not worth bothering with.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (tNkpt)

225 I got called by the company I work for. I'd been out of work 8 months and had pretty much quit looking. I guess someone dropped my name to HR and said this is the guy you are looking for. I was called on a Friday and working Monday. They already had permissions at manager level on the laptop they gave me.

Then they discovered my other talents. The ones I really never wanted to use again. Now my job is to keep the whole thing running. I have 10's of millions of dollars in high tech equipment I'm responsible for. All because I was a heavy equipment mechanic for oh those so many long years.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 03:34 PM (ZxzYs)

226 I strongly suspect that most of the AI firings is a combination of AI costs exploding, requiring quick monetary fixes, and over-hiring after COVID.

Plus, tech was probably over-employed in general, thinking of Musk firing so many engineers from Twitter and X largely not changing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)

Not so sure he fired that many engineers. "STEM" people making reports for meetings. HR and admin people going to meetings and eating the free donuts in the morning.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (8avO+)

227 217 What drives me nuts is that the fate of the country hinges on the price of gas in the weeks before the elections. "Hey man, I just paid $4 a gallon to fill-up and even though I'm a rock-ribbed conservative I'm gonna vote for the commie Democrats so they can open up the borders and flood my country with illegals again! That'll show Trump!"


FFS.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 05, 2026 03:31 PM (BN9Gq)

It’s not that. It’s the mushy middle 5% that swings one way or another based on the latest shiny object. Gas at $4/5 will make those people vote Democrat because Trump made gas expensive. It’s retarded but it’s how the world works.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:36 PM (tNkpt)

228 Gas was 3.45 here yesterday. It was 3.89 a month ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I don't know what gas prices are doing in my area either.

NEP has been pretty consistently $5.09 where I buy it, and $5.39 where I live. Diesel, same price, and regular is $4.39.

All I can guess is that somehow we are being infected by the ridiculous gas prices from nearby Blue State.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (vJrRc)

229 Until the systematic wage suppression that's been the norm for more or less my entire lifespan is done away with and the average worker can finally see proper compensation for what they do, the economy will continue to be perceived to be bad.

Because for those people? It's bad.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at June 05, 2026 03:42 PM (N5734)

230 And in movie news, I finished watching Spider Noir, it's pretty darn good, Nicholas Cage should win easily win an Emmy.

My main complaint is that even though it's presented in black and white, you can tell it's simply a de-colored digital "print." as well as the atmospherics, ie smoke, haze, fog are CGI.

If they had actually shot it on film and did everything practically, it would have moved from really good to great.

Definitely in the top 10 of super hero things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (XV/Pl)

231 AI is going to demolish junior developer roles,

Posted by: GMan


Cutting off the bottom rungs of the ladder rarely works out well for an industry.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 05, 2026 03:46 PM (vJrRc)

232 There is also a way to make your resume stand out by it not being 5 pages long or somehow showing up in person. I read that recently. Not to list every detail but concise.




5 pages?
2 max. Concentrate on the most 5 recent years with details. Anything older than that just summaries. And don’t go more than 15 years back, it’ll tell the ats you’re old.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (tNkpt)

233 @224

>>Applying to jobs is almost useless. Every posting gets 100 applications in an hour.

I can't imagine what it's like to be a regular person trying to find a job.

I have been fortunate that I've never had to interview for a job and luckily I'm getting close to retirement, so there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

234 I need assistance
For the life of me I cannot figure out Annie’s Stew email as want to desperately send her a message

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Ace doing the SPLC.

I never thought I'd live to see the sight of it.

Wow.

Something strange must be transpiring behind the curtain.

https://i.___ur.com/SngnBNK.jpeg

Very very strange.

Posted by: David Ben Gurion at June 05, 2026 04:13 PM (mcvmf)

236 Looks like Ace got some unexpected kick back on his evaluation of the job market.
Ace
The economy sucks for most Americans.
Myself personally I am doing well with zero financial stress.
We graduate 2 million kids from high school and college each year. They need 2,000,000 new jobs a year. Plumber openings per year? 50,000
Dont try to say it is because 1000 college students graduate each year with a major in gender studies(most who major in gender studies have double majors of premed or psychology) and that is why there are no good jobs and college grads are working at Starbucks.

The Trump economy sucks OWN IT

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 04:39 PM (59BGO)

237 275000 federal workers lost their jobs I do not think that is a good thing where are the jobs for them

Posted by: Paul at June 05, 2026 04:42 PM (59BGO)

Foreign NIH Scientists Charged With Smuggling Monkeypox Into US, and Then Lying About It

So many Straight-Arrow Straight Shooters in the federal bureaucracy.

Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States, according to the Department of Justice.

In a news release issued Tuesday, the department announced Vincent Munster and Claude Kwe with the NIH Rocky Mountain Laboratory had been charged with "conspiracy to smuggle" the virus, as well as giving false statements to federal law enforcement in January.

The department says Munster and Kwe arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport, with "a large black plastic case" after traveling from Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, where an outbreak of monkeypox was occurring. Monkeypox, also known as Mpox, is a viral illness that is spread through close contact, with symptoms that include fevers, headaches and a rash that looks like blisters or sores, according to the World Health Organization.

"Munster and Kwe falsely told CBP officers that the black case contained diagnostics and testing equipment," the DOJ said. "But subsequent investigation by CBP and FBI agents revealed that the case actually contained 113 vials in Styrofoam coolers."

...

Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:15 PM




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1 e56ye5by

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n7rxJ)

2 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (lQ+/f)

3
wtf why do the Dutch and the Cameroonians want to kill us? Were they being paid by the Chinese, what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (n7rxJ)

4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

5 "Two researchers with the National Institutes of Health have been charged with allegedly trying to smuggle the infectious monkeypox virus into the United States."

In their assholes?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

6 There's only two kinds of people I can't stand: people who don't respect other people's cultures...and the Dutch!

Posted by: Nigel Powers at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (amcLV)

7
What possible defense could they offer for this? They LIED.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (n7rxJ)

8 Five years?!! That's ludicrous.

Yes, it is. They should get life in prison.

Posted by: Bosk at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (VMFAF)

9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)

10 There has to be more to this story.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (YwEeS)

11 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (nbLIj)
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Kinda cheesy, if you ask me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (amcLV)

12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 05, 2026 01:21 PM (mefQ6)

13 maybe it's a thing like Fauci and his funded proxies?
Someone paid them big bucks to smuggle it in to "study" it, and get in on the ground floor of the next big mass-beta-test of a mandated experimental "vaccine"?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (enw9G)

14 Shoot 'em

Posted by: Joe at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Uy/WF)

15 maximum sentence of five years in prison

The hell is this.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (1ET9J)

16 Munster Pox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Cqx++)

17 So...normal government "Do you know who I am?!?" and incompetence or something nefarious?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

18 Guessing that's how they got COVID over here, too.

Thankfully, monkeypox seems to be a disease mostly seen in the gay community - they seem to know all about it.

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Ocvdq)

19 Doin' the jobs Americans just won't do!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (Vh9CX)

20 five years in prison if convicted.

Hey they can study Monkeypox means of transmission.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (wGerL)

21 Munster hates people, look at his grin

Posted by: H at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (NzXZG)

22
Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.

Five years?!! That's ludicrous.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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"IF convicted."

Good lord. Of what, I wonder? Smuggling ANYTHING should be crime 1, smuggling dangerous pathogens should be crime 2, lying to federal officers should be crime 3.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

23 I was assured diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 01:24 PM (tNkpt)

24 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (Cqx++)

25 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

26
Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (VWtfl)

27 "All I see are dead people."
-James Cole

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

28
So 2 foreigners WORKING FOR THE NIH tried to smuggle the deadly pathogen into the country.

Quick! Draw up two more H1-B openings!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)

29 Yeah, screen them by pointing infrared thermometers at their foreheads while they have a suitcase full of disease.

I wonder if the disease suitcase was carry-on or checked baggage.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Carry on. Can't let the airlines have a chance to lose your baggage.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (lwhHh)

30 That's my emotional-support vial of face-rotting germs.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (1ET9J)

31 Now imagine what China smuggled across our open borders during Biden’s time. That’s some of the material we found in the covert biolabs the Chinese setup in our country.

Even recently CBP caught 12 Chinese nationals in camo trying to sneak across the border.

The Chinese are at war with us, along with other foreign nations.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (aZ9eR)

32 Yeah we totally need this H1-b visas for people who are trying to destroy our country. It’s a job Americans won’t do.

Posted by: That Guy at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Uh88k)

33 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (+gA9j)

34 Smuggling it in small vials up their asses would have been too ironic I guess....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

35 Lily Munster: " He was just turning his life around".......

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (RZlrj)

36 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens.

Speaking of which have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (q177U)

37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

38 Too late for the Platner thread... I look forward to left wing complaints that this is all just muckraking and dirty politics. And if anyone has any stones at all they'll reply: "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (Dx80Q)

39 " He was just turning his life around"
... his sigmoid

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (1ET9J)

40 Two foreign nationals trying to smuggle bioweapons into the US? They should be tried as terrorists and shot.

Posted by: Dead serious at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

41 37 Never trust anyone named Vincent Munster…"

How about Lily Munster?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

======

Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

42 Why do they keep trying to smuggle in dangerous pathogens"

You don't expect us to live and work there, do you?

/

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (XuXeR)

43 Scientists- more dangerous than gay sex.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (f4tQo)

44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

45 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.

Posted by: Gross at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (TbWk/)

46 These were high capacity germ vials, so it's okay.

Posted by: Everytown fir Gun Safety at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (Xg0tR)

47 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.


Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

48 44
The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 01:32 PM (x4yF4)

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That was supposed to be the hentavirus.

Remember that?

It was like 4 weeks ago.

No one gives a shit.

The people's stomach for disease lockdowns is gone for a generation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (KbEzc)

49 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (0MjtC)

And their foster sons.


See if you do it in the shower you are going to spread anything.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

50 How far we have fallen from custom hot rods and gothic mansions. Today's Munsters aren't even funny.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxzYs)

51 As I was going to work this morning, I saw a huge line of people literally around the block on upper east side in Manhattan. Mostly 20-something or younger, many asians (some hotties too!), and lotsa hipster jerkoffs.

Had to be at least 150 people.

"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

52 47
Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

=====

There's also the ebola outbreak in Africa which is Trump's fault because of USAID or something which he's bungling because of USAID, or something.

Nah. Nothing's shutting down society this year.

Democrats are also smart enough at the highest levels to know that the only real prize is the presidency. If they really try something, it'll be in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (KbEzc)

53 Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!

Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (j10i6)

54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!

Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

55 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.

Posted by: four seasons


Only place that it might even work in deep blue cities.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (lwhHh)

56 51 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

======

It was on the TikToks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)

57
have you heard the conspiracy theory that farmers are finding boxes full of ticks on their property? Tick borne illnesses have skyrocketed in this country. That part is NOT a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Max Power

================

Have they actually been finding them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (n7rxJ)

58 The article "forgets" to mention they're both foreigners, one Dutch, the other from Cameroon.
__________________________

If you search out his lab group, you'll find that most are not from this country, and that includes former members. Here's a photo:
https://tinyurl.com/mryju4fm

Kwe and Munster are second and third on the left front row.

Another thing (and this is important). The Congo has one of the most comprehensive and solid airport security programs on the planet. You can't even take photos in the airport. That might surprise you. But, it's true. That black case with the samples would have been scrutinized by at least 3 different agencies. Their credentials would have had to pass through at least three checkpoints. My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (dIske)

59 Seems like a good time.for catch and kill.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (2WIwB)

60
They're going to get us all killed, aren't they?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)

61 The evil people are going to conjure up something bad to lock us down before the midterm elections.


Hantavirus was one such attempt. But everyone shrugged it off so they need something scarier...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
_____

"Call me"

-- Michael Crichton

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

63 But, but, but, those bazongas"

Met Ms Peterson. Very nice..

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (XuXeR)

64 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

But, but, but, those bazongas!
Posted by: Boobalicious she was at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

Why, (WHY) WHYyiyiy why don't love me?

Nobody will get this.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:37 PM (ZxzYs)

65 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

66 62 What is the motive here? The Chinese I would guess is a paid agent. The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

======

"These psychological profiles are not in our files. All we have is white loner from the rurals who want to be cops."
-the FBI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (KbEzc)

67 ... now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted...

********

...where they will be able to continue collecting samples of monkey pox...

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (qgHp7)

68 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

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It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
_____

Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

69 What is the non-nefarious explanation for people doing this? Is there one? This has happened in the recent past. Chinese smugglers I think. WTF! I mean, WTFF, two Fs!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (3uBP9)

70 worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny"

China laughs...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (XuXeR)

71
The article says deactivated virus. But it also says they haven't analyzed most of the vials. And that this happened in January. Was this just the situation in January, or did they never test the other vials?

Also, did they do this to streamline research for selfish personal reasons, or for some larger, darker purpose? The product of research is generally a publication. How would they describe the origin of their samples in the "Materials and Methods" section?


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (4Aqsh)

72
"What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)

73 Germ warfare. Should face the death penalty.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (vHMT8)

74 To the tune of "Smelly Cat"

Monkeypox! Monk EE POX!
Why do I keep getting yoooou???
Monkeypox! MONK EEE POOX!
It's not my fault!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (V362x)

75 The Dutchman may have a Fauci-type God complex. Gets a thrill from breaking the rules because he is so superior.

The dutchman’s not the kind of man
To keep his thumb jammed in the jar that holds his monkeypox,
But that's a secret only Fauci knows.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (PMw0V)

76 Did they have the vials concealed in their anuses?? Tell me they did - lie to me if you must.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:40 PM (Gqar8)

77 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
----
Considering the possible consequences if they had loosed that virus on the populace (or weaponized it in some way), that seems like a remarkably light sentence.

I've seen the movie Twelve Monkeys.

It doesn't end well for humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (gnNyN)

78
Those Munsters! I knew something evil was going on in the basement of 1313 Mockingbird Lane!
Posted by: Boswell


Grampa was always cooking up something down there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)

80 Seems like only a few hours ago I was posting on how new diseases broke the Roman Empire.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (1ET9J)

81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

82 We are only an AI away from being Racoon City.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

83 Fun fantasy...

The first morning they wake up to in prison they feel a bit groggy. They try to open their eyes but the light is very bright. They go to scratch their face and realize they are tied down. Tied down to a gurney. Very securely. He can't move.

Finally they can make out a face but the face is covered with a surgical mask. There are others also wearing masks and gowns.

One mask says "He's awake now. We can start".

The sees a very large syringe being handed to the man standing over him.

The faint sound of screaming is coming from somewhere.... it's not human. It's monkeys in a cage that's being brought into a room.

One mask says to another, "Were going to have to turn him over"

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+rSJz)

84 In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Yes, I know that in reality they're probably CCP agents trying ti create an epidemic here in a bio-warfare attack. but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Av6i5)

85
My guess is that Congo reps called US Customs and had the FBI waiting for these two clowns when they arrived in the US. Or worse, the US State Department greased the way for these two to leave The Congo without the usual scrutiny.
Posted by: Orson

===============

Interesting. And I hope it's not the latter. I'm sure Rubio hasn't been able to get all the vermin out of that department.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (n7rxJ)

86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

87 Have they actually been finding them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Impossible to tell. All the usual suspects claim "no", which is what you would expect them to say. (Snopes, etc)


And half of the stories from new sites you've never heard of all say "yes".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (lwhHh)

88 4 The FBI just saved the lives of countless gay men's dogs.
Posted by: 29Victor


OK, I confess, I LOLed.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (Av6i5)

89 "What could this be?" I wondered. "Free sex?" Nah. It was some new trendy tea place that must have just opened. Gimme a break with this bullshit. It's fucking tea, people. I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

I wonder which standard marketing techniques they used. Never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:39 PM (n7rxJ)
_____

Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

================

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (n7rxJ)

91 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

June Cleaver, Aunt Bea, Hazel.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

I do not wanna kill Aunt Bea or Hazel but on that list that’s the only slot open for either one. June gets to marry and… you know

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (+gA9j)

92 And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)

93 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM (2WIwB)
__________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

94 Fifty bucks says they’ve done it before.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (MaRK8)

95
And so, they're not overjoyed with J now?

But, yes, I get it. Marriage annulled by Catholic Church long time ago and a Jersey divorce & then my mother was furious I had had a kid and was apparently 'never properly married' to it's father in her eyes. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v

Willowed - they like J, he is very different than my ex. J is very successful, so of course this pleases them. But he is a bit of an enigma to them- J does what J wants to do, and doesn’t do what he doesn’t want to do. You are not going to find him trekking to my parent’s house for holidays, but he would bring them here or rent a big house on an island somewhere for everybody in a heartbeat. Or he would send me solo. J is used to being in charge, my dad is also used to having that role. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

96 86
$50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM (OkYzo)

Signed.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxzYs)

97 There's no way that lefty freaks would ever stoop so low as to spread Alpha gal on purpose, right? I mean, it is spread by ticks, and it makes sufferers violently allergic to red meat, but they'd never do that, right?

https://tinyurl.com/4x5fdzvr

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Dx80Q)

98 9 Munster. The ghoul's name is Munster. Satan's just phoning it in, now...
Posted by: Joe Kidd


His son looks like the Wolfman and his dad is Dracula.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Av6i5)

99
90

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM

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The explanation began with "Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (4Aqsh)

100 81 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?

Lily Munster. Morticia Addams. Elvira. ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:31 PM (KbEzc)

Elvira, Morticia, Lily

Because Elvira’s hot and I always hated the Munsters!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 01:42 PM (+gA9j)

***

You guys obviously never stopped for lunch at Petticoat Junction.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (2WIwB)

101 79 I wouldn't wait on that line for a blowjob.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)


If ever there was a time to be first...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 01:41 PM

Comment of the year?

Posted by: barbarausa at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (enw9G)

102 "Munster" probably has German ancestry. No one in my Dutch-American town wants to admit it, but there was (and still is) a lot of cross-border traffic between the Netherlands and Germany.

Plus, the Dutch language is basically garbled German.

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking thrown wooden shoes at June 05, 2026 01:47 PM (Wt5PA)

103
Some influencer bullshit, I'm sure. The younger generations fancy themselves as trailblazing renegades who do their own thing while giving the finger to The Man. But they are pure sheep and lemmings and will do whatever some rando influencer tells them to do. No matter how stupid or even dangerous.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

==============

It's nuts, isn't it? That's why I mused about *standard* marketing techniques. One wonders if the brains behind the influencers (aka "digital marketers") in reality are students of such ancients as Lee Iacocca and David Ogilvy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (n7rxJ)

104
Summarily execute them. Televise it.

Enough of this kid glove treatment for sociopathic scientists.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (s9VOe)

105 >>> 54 Fuck. Marry. Kill.?


Desdemona

Posted by: Othello at June 05, 2026 01:48 PM (3uBP9)

106 $50 bucks says this guy has a poster of Fauci somewhere in his house.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 01:43 PM



https://tinyurl.com/mr3k45sa

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

107 "a large black plastic case"
......

Should have just smuggled it up their butts.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (UjdFS)

108 Some of the vials tested so far had Monkeypox, but two test so far contained human DNA. I'm guessing from someone who had contacted the disease.

And, if you go down the list of members and former members of this specific lab group you will find about 50% foreigners.....including Chinese nationals.

I'd recommend reading up on a similar occurrence from about a year ago that took place in Canada. Dr. Xiangguo Qiu & Keding Cheng were smuggling out Ebola and various other samples to Wuhan Labs back in 2019.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (dIske)

109 They stopped testing the vials after the they couldn't figure out what the last one contained.

It was something no one had seen before.

Then everyone left for lunch and never came back to work.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (+rSJz)

110 Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 01:51 PM (D1E+2)

111
We paid for this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (azNOR)

112
In all seriousness, someone tell me: What conceivable purpose could these guys claim to have for bringing monkeypox into the US? What is their explanation?

Posted by: zombie

==============

In all seriousness, I think semi-literate thug has the best guess: research. The viruses were deactivated and the scientists didn't want to bother with onerous paperwork for materials they considered harmless -- or they were sloppy and negligent enough to think they didn't have to report it.

But why did they lie?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:53 PM (n7rxJ)

113 90
but what are they saying to the investigators was the purpose of the case of monkeypox?
Posted by: zombie

================

And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05

This is what I want to know, too

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (hftzA)

114 What's a little loose gay monkey virus among friends?

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

115 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.

It could market to gay clientele as A Z Tea

Posted by: Fauci would know at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (TbWk/)

116 Catching up with the last thread:

>> 8 So the Dems in Maine will swap him out?
Posted by: Maroon at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (NjpIr)


They can't force him out, and since I believe he is an actual literal psychopath, I can't picture him going voluntarily.

>> 46 I don't think catch-and-kill works any more in this modern media-saturated environment where anyone and everyone has their own bully pulpit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)


Well, they (correctly) described it as 'soft' catch-and-kill. 'Real' catch-and-kill involves an outlet such as the National Enquirer, whose standards & practices allow paying for exclusives, getting a formal agreement from sources to not tell anyone else (and then just sitting on the story). IIRC, Harvey Weinstein was big on using NE as a cutout for hush money in precisely that manner.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Sy6m/)

117 American Thinker:

If a former CIA agent’s report is accurate, Iran may find itself making a decision the U.S. was faced with making in 1945. The agent, Larry Johnson, revealed that Pakistan’s Foreign Minister personally delivered a disturbing, secret message to Secretary of State Mark Rubio claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

118 And how do they explain/defend the fact that they lied about it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I would guess by lying some more.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Fyaxu)

119 12 Have we heard from Fauci on this yet? He is The Science, don't you know?
Posted by: Flyguy

Virulently I say unto you, unless thou headeth my science and taketh my vaccines you cannot have eternal life!

Posted by: Lord Tony at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (yjSRW)

120 Uh oh, Congo!

Posted by: Dark L at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (W5mpo)

121 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

123
We paid for this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

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Yup. And now we'll have to pay three times as much to fix it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (n7rxJ)

124 They've tested 20 out of 113 vials. Since January 25th. ayfkm.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:55 PM (gtcuf)

SEE??!?!?!?!?!?!

Trump cut all those government employees and now we can't test mysterious butt-pox vials!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

125 Proposed New Rule: Inject them with whatever they're smuggling.

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (PVV5z)

126 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (hftzA)

127 Just a reminder:

"Christine Grady is the chief of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health (NIH), where
she oversees bioethics research and training. She is married to Dr. Anthony Fauci, the former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) at NIH."

My emphasis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

128 The real explanation? Likely trying to weaponize it or things like it, like the "researchers" before them.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (Fyaxu)

129 [\s] dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

130 122 claiming that Iran does possess a nuclear weapon. He also reports Tehran intends to demonstrate soon this capability to the world community. The immediate question obviously is just how Iran intends to demonstrate it?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

=======

Iran says a lot of bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

131 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)

132
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

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omg. East Coast, West Coast, or Israel?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (n7rxJ)

133 Put them in a hermetically-sealed room with a few of the vials.
Whoops, someone opened the vials...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (tnZYH)

The Schrödinger Scientist Test? Ok.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (qx7Zg)

134 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)


Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".

Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)

135 Smuggled it in his ass he did.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (/lPRQ)

136 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Interesting....I pulled up the laws applying to NIH personnel transporting samples (of any kind). They have to declare them. Failure to do so is a violation of Federal and International law. Transporting pathogens across borders is, also, a violation of the law if you don't declare them.

And, declaring these samples isn't just a Customs issue. It's a Dept of Trans. issue and a Federa Aviation issue. All three require full declaration.

These two clowns are screwed. And, when we're done with them, we should turn them over to the Hague.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

138 Monkeypox mostly spreads between gay men (and their dogs).
........

Good grief. And I was just thinking about lunch.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS)

139 Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

Sounds like it should be called "Low Tea".
Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 01:58 PM (WbWbV)
______

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

140 Every illness the world over for the last 20 years has been man made.

Find those making. Kill them. Nuke the facilities.

That is the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

141
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 01:59 PM (dIske)

==================

Look at you, bringin' teh facts! That's very interesting, and it makes one ask extra loud, ONLY FIVE YEARS???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n7rxJ)

142 Munster and Kwe were arrested and now face a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.


Nope. They're attempting biological warfare. They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

143
In their assholes?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)



That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "Fauci" and "ethics" don't belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: Delurker at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)
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Use/mention distinction?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (amcLV)

145

Do these two fuckheads report to Little Lord Fauci?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (och2J)

146 Remember how the Avian Flu seemed to follow FDA inspectors from poultry farm to poultry farm?

I do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (wBaIH)

147 They must be hanged in the public square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying

Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)

148 -------
They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)



Sometimes, the old ways are the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

149
What is scary to me is how much of the virus shit has been smuggled into our country that was never found.

Posted by: four seasons at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (x4yF4)

150 nuclear weapons aren't exactly something you can just "have". Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (3uBP9)

151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

152 They used to leave 'em hanging as a warning to others. Just saying
Posted by: 496 at June 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Dx80Q)


Sometimes, the old ways are the best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ye need to tar 'em so they last longer.

Posted by: Ancient Salt who hangs around Execution Dock a lot at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (amcLV)

153 What does one do with vials of human DNA?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)



Modify it so new diseases are more compatible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)

155 madonna showed her titties with pride

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)

156 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP at all other Ports oof entry.

See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

157 Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.


I got that ^^ from the Guardian, which is crediting WSJ. This is also being floated around Twitter.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (kj+jH)

158 madonna showed her titties with pride
Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (jrgJz)



And no one cared.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

159
Their status is constantly in flux if in any pseudo assembled state and terribly difficult for high tech civilizations to maintain let alone terrorist crazies.
Posted by: banana Dream

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Well, for high tech civilizations some amount of that is administrative and security protocols. How much of it is because of Science?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:05 PM (n7rxJ)

160 Did we stop paying for security for Fauci?

Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (MaRK8)

161 151 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Cqx++)

Gain of function

Posted by: moki at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (wLjpr)

162 Gain of Function needs to be banned the world over and anyone found practicing it should be nuked from space, just to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

163 130
Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

Yes, they do. But it would explain why negotiations are still being tried, and why Trump called Netanyahu crazy. Where we might think, on occasion, the art of the deal is not working, Trump may be think y’all don’t know the stakes the way you think you do.

Also, the democrats remain dumbest of all. Still.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

164 The real question is how many cases containing vials of monkeypox were NOT intercepted by CBP


Orson at @154 beat me to it, and is spot on.

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (qgHp7)

165
Makes no difference. Some traitorous judge in a blue shithole will restore it immediately.
Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:06 PM



Fauci makes over $400k a year on our backs. Asshole can pay for his own security.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

166
Trump urges Pulte to fire intelligence community employees
Donald Trump has told the Wall Street Journal that he wants his new acting director of national intelligence Bill Pulte to begin the process of firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the US intelligence community.

Posted by: gKWVE

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I also read that Trump is trying to use some power or other to enable himself to fire GS-15s and below. Don't quote me on the particulars -- the idea is, he's working on firing fast swathes of incompetent, anti-American, unnecessary federal employees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (n7rxJ)

167 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Ok, make with the dumb joke, everyone. Just let it out.

@Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)

169 “We do not worship Iran, we worship Allah. For patriotism is another name for paganism. I say let Iran go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world.” — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1979–1989)

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

170 It was on the TikToks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:35 PM (KbEzc)
_____

Probably. It's called "Hey Tea" or some such dumb meaningless shit. Never heard of it. Back in my party days, I might have trolled the hotties in line, though.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)


I hope they're not serving any meat dishes, I wouldn't trust it with a name like that

If they do, watch out for dogs, cats, and waterfowl to start disappearing

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Sy6m/)

171 See also: Cars traveling on I-70 carrying 50,000 fentanyl tablets that were NOT discovered at a routine traffic stop.
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (qgHp7)

Yeah, but they sure got that rotten military veteran's life savings he was going to use to make a down payment on a house for his family. Made the roads and the country just that much safer that day.

Posted by: Sometimes you wonder if it's on purpose at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

172 @Breaking911 1m
A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 02:08 PM (diia5)



NICE BEAVER!!!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

173
Spenser Pratt drops to third in the runoff voting totals by next Tuesday, tops.

California announces results on the Fourth of July to piss off the normies.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Y8DZL)

174 What does one do with vials of human DNA?

*********

Reanimate hybrid human-T.Rex clones?

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:09 PM (qgHp7)

175 When I was working at ups we would get a whole lot of biological agri stuff. I did my share of facilitating the sex life of bovines by moving around the bull semen cryo containers. They really sucked because they were a weird sort of diamond shape. Not heavy but big and difficult to load around and didn't stay on belts and chutes well.

But we also got a lot of lab test containers. Think your animal has anthrax? Well just ship their bio over ups to a test lab. The instant that sample has detected anthrax, of course it's a no-no to ship. But on the way from ranch to lab? Sure! Got those all the time.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (3uBP9)

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C)

177
I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)

178 Pakistan huh. Well, if Iran has a nuke, that's probably where they got it from.

Maybe it all the ancillary stuff needed to set of a couple of pounds of enriched uranium, saving the mullahs a lot of time and testing. The first test would result in Israel showing them how it's done, from 50,000 feet.

They are going to demonstrate anything. They don't have the time. Once the ground shakes a little bit oddly in some Iranian mountain, Tehran will be a sheet of glass.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (+rSJz)

179 I say let Iran go up in smoke


Inshallah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Kwe and Munster should've been forced to eat the vials of monkeypox, have it injected orally or anally. Their choice. Then the helicopter ride.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (LHPAg)

181
That person who's socking her sure does a good imitation, though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (n7rxJ)



It should be known, however, that socking a regular is a bannable offense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

182 SHE IS RISEN

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:11 PM (Fyaxu)

183 Probably was closer than anybody though .

176 Smuggling Monkeypox
In his butt
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Kt19C

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2026 02:12 PM (5Igal)

184 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary.

Probably the only mammal in the state still doing real work.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (kj+jH)

185 I actually thought someone was socking a regular just now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (bss/y)

186
Absolutely insane. These people need to be locked away for a lifetime.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Where "lifetime" means the next four weeks. Then, summarily execute them.

I am serious about this. I am fooking sick of "scientists" flouting the law and common decency because "science". You are not above us. Perhaps dispatching a gaggle of them in public might set a good example for the good of all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (s9VOe)

187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)

188 madonna showed her titties with pride.

And no one cared.


Same with her singing and acting!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (MaRK8)

189 When you see highly trained, healthy young athletes dropping dead in the field of play, is it the vaccines and boosters or something else? Use your analytics to measure that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (D1E+2)

190 Club crackers are delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (bss/y)

191 This is literally right up the road from me.

Ride my road bike past this place all the time.

Used to guide a bunch of these Lab Employees.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (P0D9r)

192 Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:07 PM (hftzA)

I said ONE potential explanation for Trump moving when he did was that he had intel he was not sharing and couldn't share.

Doesn't mean nukes. But it could.

I assumed that possibly he got reliably fed that Iran was planning something with the Democrats as China did before and decided to knock every last piece off the fucking table, with a "what now".

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (Fyaxu)

193 A beaver has been spotted swimming near Gansevoort Peninsula, marking the first recorded sighting of the animal in the park’s 400-acre Estuarine Sanctuary. Though rare in New York City, beavers are native to the region’s waterways.

***********

I went to the New York City Estuary
To visit the new wildlife sanctuary
The lady running the place
tried to slap me in the face
When all I said was "Is your beaver hairy?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)

194 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

195 Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:15 PM (bss/y)

It no longer gave a dam.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (qx7Zg)

196
If Iran ever tests a nuclear weapon, it will be in Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Kdi1r)

Mullah: "No. Not Tel Aviv."
IRGC Goon: "Why not Tel Aviv?"

(Mullah whispers to goon)

IRGC Goon: "Funny, you don't look it."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (9P45u)

197 154 Here's the real scary part. These two got caught. But, this matter doesn't exist in a vacuum. This is probably a regular occurrence.
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)
This was part of the November election steal. It worked before with covid.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 02:16 PM (LHPAg)

198
Why would a beaver want to go to NYC?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Why does God need a spaceship?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (s9VOe)

199 Iran says a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)


At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

200
Two hunnert (as if)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:18 PM (s9VOe)

201
I have powers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (s9VOe)

202 We were getting whole horse heads shipped through ups. I know that because boxes would rip open occasionally and blam a head. We had to rebox and it clearly indicated it was being shipped to a lab for anthrax testing.

The worst thing we had to rebox was some sort of meat marinating sauce. We tested ph on the jars that broke and it was basement level. As acidic as something used to strip metal. Nasty stuff. We got all decked out in suits for it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:19 PM (3uBP9)

203 I see dead people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

204 >>>At this point there are very likely three or four clans all fighting for control and each sending out reports to give the appearance they are in charge. I doubt any one clan has complete control.

Posted by: Diogenes

>And this is good because we can have the IDF pinpoint them and take them out. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (D1E+2)

205 Nood jobs.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Kdi1r)

206 >>> Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 02:14 PM (qgHp7)


LOL!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

207 thought experiment, imagine they had had a virus which actually WAS deadly and extremely contagious?

They were able to strap the rat cages on and live out their socialist fantasies with something only slightly more deadly than the standard flu.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (bss/y)

208 Cry harder.

People who live near George Floyd Square angry they have to pay for street overhaul. From the Star Tribune:

https://tinyurl.com/57xwrphk

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 02:21 PM (kX27y)

209 strip those that smuggled the monkey pox nekkid and place them in a sealed cage with 30 million sand fleas. Broadcast the screams to the public as a warning . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (JNTt1)

210 187 167 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026

She misses you, too.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 02:13 PM (hftzA)


"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:24 PM (Sy6m/)

211
And there was that fully functioning lab just built into some, what was it, like a storage area? in California a year or so back. This is honestly happening all the time now. I think two things, A: it's all ramping up, or B: it's been bad for a long time but now there are people prosecuting and it's coming out into the open. Maybe A and B.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:44 PM (3uBP9)


It was a ratty old agricultural warehouse in Reedley just a few miles from Fresno. Think "Neo-Nazi meth lab film set from Breaking Bad". The ChiCom asshole who ran the place had just signed a lease for a much nicer, new commercial building near the Fresno airport about a mile from my shop, right in the middle of the city, but hadn't moved in yet. Scary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 02:27 PM (FkdoK)

212 I guess they are trying hard to make monkey pox like chicken pox and fun for us all vs gays.

Maybe my immunity to chicken pox, since I had it as a kid, will make me immune to monkey pox. Plus I am not gay or having sex with gay men.

There! I'm fine!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 05, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)

213
These guys need to meet Old Sparky or the nearest lamp post.

Attempted biological warfare needs to receive the maximum penalty...

...

which is, I suppose, being thrown feet first into a shredder.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)

214 FIVE years? That's it? They'll be out in 18 months.

Posted by: Scott1M at June 05, 2026 03:02 PM (O9uxk)

215 And the Democrats pretended there was a white supremacy threat.

Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2026 03:45 PM (chM/Q)

Catch and Kill: The New York Times Had Two Witnesses Prepared to Accuse Graham Platner of Sexual Assault but Didn't Publish Their Stories

So there's the answer: Yes, there were "multiple women" accusing the Nazi of rape, but the New York Times ran a catch-and-kill operation to suppress their stories, while only reporting on less serious charges. (Though still serious enough.)

In newspaper parlance, "catch and kill" is a technique for "getting" a story with the intent to suppress it.

For over a week, Washington, D.C., was abuzz with rumors of a big story coming from the New York Times about Democrat Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner -- himself once a fixture for many young political staffers in the capital while serving as a bartender at the Tune Inn.

Although you likely won't read about it on social media, the Times story mentions serious allegations against Platner: that he physically abused an ex-girlfriend -- including grabbing her shoulders so hard that he left bruises and twisting her arm behind her back, shoving her into a room, and locking her in there overnight. Another ex-girlfriend shared that she cut off contact with Platner after a drunken episode that was apparently too disturbing to retell.

But these allegations are buried under mountains of campaign flack bullshit and then packaged as "intimidating" and "unsettling." Normal people have another phrase for it: domestic abuse.

That characterization is by design.

Let me be clear: the New York Times story was not journalism. It was a a soft catch-and-kill operation. It was a favor to Platner's campaign, a disservice to readers, and an insult to the women who say they were hurt by him.

...

The term 'catch and kill' refers to a shady practice where a public relations firm or consultant works with a friendly news outlet that was pitched or 'stumbled' upon a negative story about a client to effectively 'catch' and then 'kill' the story -- or delay it until it no longer has impact.

...

The Times's supposed vaunted exposé on Platner buries its lede 22-paragraphs in to the piece. By the time readers got to the allegations that should have opened the article, they had already been marched through campaign spin, euphemistic mush, and ex-girlfriend character witness.

In fact, for the first third of the New York Times expose, they focused on women provided to the newspaper by the Platner campaign -- who, of course, sang the degenerate former bartender's praises. And frankly, that is all many readers will come away with, because that is about as far as their attention span lets them get into the narrative. Which is, again, the point.

Prior to publication, I'm told that the Times spoke to two women who had credibly accused Platner of sexual assault. This detail was revealed to Fifield -- likely in an effort to encourage her to divulge more of her story. Those women's allegations never made it into the story. They were effectively 'killed' by the Times's editors and by Platner's attorneys, I'm told.

...

The goal was to create enough doubt and ambiguity regarding Platner's disgusting behavior to let my friend, Lyndsey Fifield, be smeared by Democrat Party operatives like Emma Vigeland and partisan media hacks like Krystal Ball.

And that's exactly what they did.

Lyndsey Fifield writes that the NYT duped and used her to cover up for Maine Kampf:


Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield

Anyone who has ever extracted themselves from a relationship with a narcissistic abuser knows it isn't clean or easy.

I cringe remembering how many times I tried to play the "cool girl" or fawn in response to what was clearly abusive, coercively controlling behavior by Graham.

I also know how dangerous it is to become the target of a narcissist -- so even long after our relationship ended I continued to be upbeat any time he reached out, though I would also immediately shut down any attempts on his part to initiate flirting or romanticizing of the past.

Yes, the day I saw him announce he was running I wanted to make sure people knew he had a Nazi tattoo -- and I was terrified he would find out it was me.

But of course he knew it was me.

What's ironic is I absolutely never would have shared my story if he hadn't been relentlessly attacking my character behind the scenes for months once the tattoo story came out.

I tried to signal that I wasn't the source and stayed completely silent about him on social media even as most of my friends posted regularly about what a bad person he is.

But then in early April the New York Times came to me. I asked how they got my number. I said I was not interested in sharing my story. They said but wait--there are other women. Women terrified to tell their stories, too, and you need to band together. WE will help you. We will protect you. Men can't keep getting away with this.

Hours before their first call to me I saw Eric Swalwell's name plate get removed from his office door in Cannon. It felt like fate.

I welcomed the two journalists into my home days later, nervous and overwhelmed. Justin Fairfax had just murdered his wife and himself the previous day and even conservative pundits were conjecturing that "if only those women hadn't accused him of abuse, this never would have happened..."

But I told them my story. I let them take pictures of my diary pages. I sent them screenshots of messages and gave them phone numbers and contacts. It was excruciating. I was surprised by what details I remembered, and as I poured through old messages I was horrified by how much I had forgotten.

I explained very clearly that, like many women abused by their partners, I had not told anyone about his violence at the time--I had covered for and defended it. I accepted his earnest apologies. They said that's fine because the diary entries and my on the record story was enough.

They connected me to two of the other victims so we wouldn't feel so alone. I insisted to each of them that I trusted the NYT journalists and that we were doing the right thing despite their (sadly very accurate) sense that something was wrong.

One of the victims and I realized our relationships with Graham overlapped completely - he had been cheating on both of us the entire time we were together....

Here's the post where she reveals that she provided the names of people who would confirm her account -- but the New York Times lied and claimed there was no one to confirm her account:

Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield

I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists.

As they left my home they asked that I not talk to any other outlets and I insisted then and repeatedly over the following weeks that I would keep my word and only share this story with them.

But then the weeks dragged on. They kept coming back to us saying the editors needed more. I needed to go on the record (okay). We need more screenshots (okay). I met every bench mark they set, eager to provide more sources or evidence as needed.

After the story went up I began to ask them ... wait, where are the stories from the other women? Where are their accusations of sexual assault? Why am I the focus? Why are there 11 paragraphs dedicated to detailing my work history (more than has been published about Graham's by far)?

Why does it say "nobody could corroborate" when I offered them sources that COULD corroborate?

Why did they include an out of context quote from a friend joking "do not call Graham" after I called off my wedding? (Because she knew I would never).

Where were the screenshots they'd said they would use? Or the mention that I'd supported local democrats and that most of my family (and husband) are liberal?

The editors said it was too much, they explained.

The Times also failed to include any mention that I DID confide in multiple friends through the years that Graham had been abusive -- long before he was running for office. Those friends confirm they told the Times so.

It dawned on me that this really was a set up all along. The journalists I trusted who convinced me to share a story I never wanted to tell methodically delayed and twisted this into a gift to the Platner campaign. Violating the trust of his victims. Shattering the trust I placed in them with the most vulnerable story of my life.

And at the end of my call with them I reluctantly accepted their insistence that this was still a powerful story and that I had done a brave thing. And I thanked them for all the hard work they had put into it.

Still fawning after all these years.

Happy Friday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Firstest

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (VkY89)

2 Going to grab the others..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (VkY89)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

4 Arms wide open, I stand alone.
I'm no hero,
And I'm not made of stone.
Right or wrong, I can hardly tell.
I'm on the wrong side of Heaven,
And the righteous side of Hell.

And in FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

5 Already done. Congrats on the FIRST!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

6 "I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists."

You fucked up! You trusted us!
- NYTimes

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (Kdi1r)

7 He'd be a creepy guy without the Nazi tattoo. Nazi tattoo puts him over the top.

Posted by: huerfano at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (VJX5o)

8 So the Dems in Maine will swap him out?

I wish Republicans would wait until the ink dries when we have an opportunity like this

Posted by: Maroon at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (NjpIr)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (p/Ri7)

10 Catch and kill.
Hmmmm...a term used by the media.
Does this apply TO the media? And if so, is there a limit?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (2WIwB)

11 Well, when you're lock, stock and barrel in the Democrat promotion camp.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:15 PM (p/Ri7)

12 The idea that this story was what Mark Halperin's guest was saying was so bad that Platner would have to leave Maine is, of course, nonsense.

This is establishment Democrats trying to get ahead of what they may or may not know about (though they do know there's something) to either blunt the impact against Platner or convince him to drop out on his own. I strongly suspect they know he's not going to drop out no matter what.

All of this so far has been Democrats trying to derail him or push him out. Collins hasn't started sniping yet.

Mid-July should be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:15 PM (KbEzc)

13 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 12:16 PM (XGfg7)

14 shoving her into a room, and locking her in there overnight

That's assault and kidnapping, which makes Platner a felon.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 12:16 PM (1ET9J)

15 "The Nazi tattoo guy grabbed some republican bitch's arm hard once? What's the problem?"
-the people not bothered by his tattoo who were giving him clear majority support before

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:16 PM (KbEzc)

16 Believe all women.

I hate the modern world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

17 The NYT didn't think the story would get out anyway? That they'd do this and then it would be, in Col. Schlichter's words, springtime for Platner?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:17 PM (QZThv)

18 It is rather obvious that NYT story was more of a cover up for Platner than an attempt to reveal the truth.

They essentially made the women in the story targets by intentionally withholding so much. I hope other women seriously take note to never trust the reporters or editors involved again. But it doesn’t really matter because the rest will eventually come out.

------------

#MeToo

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:17 PM (+mTA5)

19 My main fear is the the U.S. National Popcorn Reserves will be depleted before November.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (Av6i5)

20 I hope to never hear another thing about platner after the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (5P5DO)

21 @RichardGrenell - 49m

. @katieglueck - these [there?] are some serious charges against you.

Did you lie to entice a victim to come forward?

Who edited your piece? And did they know what you were promising the victim?

This is very troubling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (f3Fjc)

22 Afternoon Ace.
Michelle Fields will soon chime in about people grabbing arms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (JQmtK)

23 It's the NY Times. All they fucking do is lie.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (ZxzYs)

24 20 I hope to never hear another thing about platner after the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (5P5DO)

======

He's going to win the primary easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

25 20 I hope to never hear another thing about platner after the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had
---

That he's going to jail would be OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (f3Fjc)

26 Susan Collins really should buy a lottery ticket right now…. Her luck would get her a winner

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (laP4O)

27 17 The NYT didn't think the story would get out anyway? That they'd do this and then it would be, in Col. Schlichter's words, springtime for Platner?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:17 PM (QZThv)

It would not get out from then. All the other media outlets then would follow their lead and any actual reporting of it could then be attacked by the times and those same outlets as 'unsubstantiated Reich wing talking points.' They poisoned the well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

28 TJM, after November then.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (5P5DO)

29 Get the journalists names out there. Name names. They deserve to be doxed. They should be called out to answer why they killed this story. If they were under pressure from a PR firm -- names please.

Sunshine is such a great disinfectant. Use liberally, and against liberals.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (N39Ws)

30 I heard there was some sadness and tumors in the comments. Here's something that might cheer some people up (scroll down):

https://dogsvswolves.com/pictures/

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

31 Platner didn't lock those women in a spare room overnight, he just resettled them to the east.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (1ET9J)

32 "The Nazi tattoo guy grabbed some republican bitch's arm hard once? What's the problem?"

-------------

Will we never be rid of Michelle Fields memes?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:20 PM (+mTA5)

33 20 I hope to never hear another thing about platner after the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (5P5DO)

I hope we hear EVERYTHING about him for the next few months. Best way to keep squishy female D voters home all over the country...he's our best asset, now even better than Jay Jones (who only had texts and violent thoughts - this guy has everything)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:20 PM (tOcjL)

34 I also think it's hysterical that the DNC booted David Hogg for suggesting common-sense ways of connecting with normal (ish) men and instead they've decided that the ways to do that are a vegan twink and an actual Nazi with serious misogyny issues.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (QZThv)

35 ..he's our best asset, now even better than Jay Jones (who only had texts and violent thoughts - this guy has everything)...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:20 PM (tOcjL)

And Jones got elected

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (FtULh)

36
>>WE will help you.

================

Next to the government, the New York Times is the worst party to hear this from.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (n7rxJ)

37 Thumbs up NYT!

Posted by: walter duranty at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (rJ48h)

38 34 I also think it's hysterical that the DNC booted David Hogg for suggesting common-sense ways of connecting with normal (ish) men and instead they've decided that the ways to do that are a vegan twink and an actual Nazi with serious misogyny issues.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (QZThv)

=====

They booted him because he used the party's voter list for his own personal fundraising. And because he was rabblerousing against insiders in the DNC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)

39 I wonder how many journos will commit hari Kari when the GOP keeps the house and senate this fall? They keep wishcasting about Trumps unpopularity etc etc it’s gonna be delicious to see their faces when republicans still control congress after the midterms

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 12:22 PM (laP4O)

40 >>That's assault and kidnapping, which makes Platner a felon.

No chance that she would press charges.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

41 35 ..he's our best asset, now even better than Jay Jones (who only had texts and violent thoughts - this guy has everything)...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:20 PM (tOcjL)

And Jones got elected
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (FtULh)

Yes, he did...b/c he had someone who could drag him to the finish in a race that it would have taken Hitler himself to lose, and probably not even then...

Maine isn't gonna be like that, with Collins there...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:22 PM (tOcjL)

42 40 >>That's assault and kidnapping, which makes Platner a felon.

No chance that she would press charges.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:22 PM (NcvvS)

======

It was also something like 15 years ago.

Dude's scum, but this story really doesn't do much other than convince the left-most parts of the party that Platner is being unfairly targeted for youthful indiscretions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (KbEzc)

43 "Journalism"

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (qUkBO)

44 Journalists, by and large, seem to be absolute scum.

They like to wave their press credentials around and demand that the public has a right to know.

But they are just looking to boost their own egos and don't give a shit about any of the harm their biased reporting causes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)

45 Why hasn't Platner used basements yet?

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (ddl1m)

46 I don't think catch-and-kill works any more in this modern media-saturated environment where anyone and everyone has their own bully pulpit.

Look at how CaK failed here: the NYT's attempt to kill the real story didn't last 24 hours.

And the fallout will be worse than if the NYSlimes just published the truth from the jump.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

47 "We had no idea the SS symbol worn by concentration camp guards was in any way tied to Nazis! "

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)

48 It was also something like 15 years ago.

Dude's scum, but this story really doesn't do much other than convince the left-most parts of the party that Platner is being unfairly targeted for youthful indiscretions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (KbEzc)


Ahem....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (FtULh)

49 The left: You can't vote for Trump he's a NAZI rapist!

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI rapist, we can't expect perfection in our candidates!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

50 It's the NY Times. All they fucking do is lie.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (ZxzYs)

------------

The Old Gray Shady.

"All The Lies That's Fit To Print."

/Democracy Dies in Dungness ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (+mTA5)

51 "What are nazis anyway ??"

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)

52 >>Dude's scum, but this story really doesn't do much other than convince the left-most parts of the party that Platner is being unfairly targeted for youthful indiscretions.

Cf. Bret Kavanaugh's treatment.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (NcvvS)

53 Obviously this news was not fit to print.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (ndZc7)

54 45 Why hasn't Platner used basements yet?
Posted by: torabora

Because he keeps running out of lotion.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (1ET9J)

55 That dude gives off intense douche-bag vibes. Why any woman would give that creep the time of day is beyond me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (xAP/Y)

56 most parts of the party that Platner is being unfairly targeted for youthful indiscretions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (KbEzc)


Ahem....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (FtULh


Supposed to have Kavanaugh..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (FtULh)

57 Once again, we simply do not hate the media enough.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (+4yJ5)

58 >>I insisted to each of them that I trusted the NYT journalists

Sweet summer child...

Posted by: one hour sober at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (J4Dwc)

59 Leftists rarely go after each other unless they want a position they hold or to get them out of the club.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XGfg7)

60 Current NYT “journalists” following in the grand tradition of Walter Duranty….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (nawZ0)

61 Journalists, by and large, seem to be absolute scum.

They like to wave their press credentials around and demand that the public has a right to know.

But they are just looking to boost their own egos and don't give a shit about any of the harm their biased reporting causes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)
_________

Remember the worst of the creeps, faggots, weirdos, fuglies, nose-pickers, fart-sniffers, and kids everyone shunned back in school? They grew up to be "journalists."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

62 Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (FtULh)

Horde mind, ma'am.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)

63 Why hasn't Platner used basements yet?

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (ddl1m)

------------

He shoulda become friends much earlier with Adam Schitt and BFF Ed Buck.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:27 PM (+mTA5)

64 59 Leftists rarely go after each other unless they want a position they hold or to get them out of the club.
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (XGfg7)

They still haven't figured out if they have to Swalwell Platner or cover for him...they have started with the covering this entire campaign season, but it's like a frog in a pot, they didn't realize how hot it might get as they keep finding more and more...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:27 PM (tOcjL)

65
The NYT didn't think the story would get out anyway? That they'd do this and then it would be, in Col. Schlichter's words, springtime for Platner?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:17 PM (QZThv)

It would not get out from then. All the other media outlets then would follow their lead and any actual reporting of it could then be attacked by the times and those same outlets as 'unsubstantiated Reich wing talking points.' They poisoned the well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

================

Or people would see a headline, "New Allegations Against Platner" and skip it. "I've already read that story."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:27 PM (n7rxJ)

66 " I wore a white hood and white sheets to a Halloween party, and my relatives, many of whom are black, said nothing! NOTHING! *to may face anyway, because I am a psycho and they know it!!"

--Planerkopf

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (GD0B3)

67 66 " I wore a white hood and white sheets to a Halloween party, and my relatives, many of whom are black, said nothing! NOTHING! *to may face anyway, because I am a psycho and they know it!!"

--Planerkopf

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (GD0B3)

======

"I did the okay symbol with my hands in college."
-rando normie

"DESTROY!"
-media

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (KbEzc)

68 Remember the worst of the creeps, faggots, weirdos, fuglies, nose-pickers, fart-sniffers, and kids everyone shunned back in school? They grew up to be "journalists."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

------------

You left out "Methodists."

/obligatory "Blazing Saddles"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (+mTA5)

69 Isn't there motto -

"All the news that we choose."



Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (jnTpz)

70 Dem Senators: Mr. Platner, are any more stories going to come out about you regarding potentially troubling relationships you had with women?

P-Hustle: No, those bitches are dead.

Posted by: Down East Floaters at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (qUkBO)

71
Where is Gloria Allred to represent all these women?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (OkYzo)

72 Scott Pelley > NYT??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (CUP/i)

73 "I did the okay symbol with my hands in college."
-rando normie

"DESTROY!"
-media
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (KbEzc)

OK, ok, tell us about that tattoo, we will forgive you ...*it's not the tramp stamp is it ??!!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (GD0B3)

74 Our sacred journalistic integrity and standards are on the line!


*turns to the side and guffaws. Knee slap, even.*

Posted by: NYT Journalists at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (wVcYX)

75
The party of Me Too! Believe Her! & Nazis! Nazis! is going to back Graham Platner.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (OkYzo)

76 Obviously, these chicks didn't have the credibility of E. Jean Caroll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

77 If only the Founders could have anticipated that freedom of the press also included the willfull suppression of information.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (LbUS+)

78 Where is Gloria Allred to represent all these women?
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 05, 2026 12:29 PM (OkYzo)

She’s so old now hasn’t she passed on the bidness to her daughter, Lisa Bloom?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 12:31 PM (CUP/i)

79 It's not nazi nazi rape

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

80 77 If only the Founders could have anticipated that freedom of the press also included the willfull suppression of information.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (LbUS+)

=======

I suggest you read about the press in the late 18th century.

The "objective" press is a creation of the 1930s or so, related to broadcast licensing with the federal government, and little more than a myth and historical anomaly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (KbEzc)

81 Columbia Journalism School estimates that its 9.5 months Masters program costs approximately $127,000. What is the ROI?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (rJ48h)

82 Say, Didn't they try to prosecute the editor/owner of the Enquirer over so-called catch-and-kill wrt Trump?

My mind may be hazy from all of the pain of my leg injury, help a brother out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (XV/Pl)

83 That's right. Hogg just disappeared. Thanks DNC!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

84 76 Obviously, these chicks didn't have the credibility of E. Jean Caroll.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)

Who provided Diary entries and other documentation...
errr..

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (ZxzYs)

85 Columbia Journalism School estimates that its 9.5 months Masters program costs approximately $127,000. What is the ROI?

===

Good ROI, trust us!

--Qatar

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)

86

They did the same thing to Juanita and Tara Reade.

I'm noticing a pattern.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 05, 2026 12:34 PM (och2J)

87 "What are nazis anyway ??"
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:24 PM (GD0B3)


What does "nazi" even mean? ha HAAA!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at June 05, 2026 12:34 PM (3uBP9)

88 Or people would see a headline, "New Allegations Against Platner" and skip it. "I've already read that story."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:27 PM (n7rxJ)

Right. It allows the appearance that they heard the allegations made by the victims and dismissed them and went with the far more likely and substantiated claims.

It really is evil. They consciously did this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

89 I also think it's hysterical that the DNC booted David Hogg for suggesting common-sense ways of connecting with normal (ish) men and instead they've decided that the ways to do that are a vegan twink and an actual Nazi with serious misogyny issues.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (QZThv)

=====

They booted him because he used the party's voter list for his own personal fundraising. And because he was rabblerousing against insiders in the DNC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)
______

If you're gonna shoot the bear, you better make damn sure you kill the bear. Hogg did not kill the bear.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

90 Remember the worst of the creeps, faggots, weirdos, fuglies, nose-pickers, fart-sniffers, and kids everyone shunned back in school? They grew up to be "journalists."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

------------

You left out "Methodists."

/obligatory "Blazing Saddles"
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:28 PM (+mTA5)


Not to mention the geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads.

Posted by: Principal's Secretary Grace at June 05, 2026 12:35 PM (+IsEU)

91 [E Jean Carroll] provided Diary entries and other documentation...
errr..
Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (ZxzYs)

Your Honor, this "diary" is a slimy old copy of Fifty Shades of Gray that smells like bad herring.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 12:35 PM (1ET9J)

92 "Old news, move on."
- the NYT (and the entire Left) in July, probably

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 12:35 PM (j+aD2)

93 I'm waiting for the underage stuff to drop. You know that's going to happen eventually.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (y9ksN)

94 I am always flummoxed how abusive assholes like Planter manage to attract and keep women, especially when he is not rich or successful either. You would think at the first sign of abuse they would flee.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)

95 I suggest you read about the press in the late 18th century.

The "objective" press is a creation of the 1930s or so, related to broadcast licensing with the federal government, and little more than a myth and historical anomaly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (KbEzc)

The first amendment is based on this. It's also where The Press gets it wrong vs "the press". The press was a thing. The press, which was the internet of the time. Not a collection of people.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (ZxzYs)

96 >>> Not to mention the geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies and dickheads.
Posted by: Principal's Secretary Grace at June 05, 2026 12:35 PM (+IsEU)


Well they know a righteous dude when they see one

Posted by: banana Dream - pulling another pencil out of his non existent hair at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (3uBP9)

97 Obviously, these chicks didn't have the credibility of E. Jean Caroll.
Don't forget Christine Blasey Ford and her hippocampus.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (/jglT)

98 No such thing as a leftwing journalist, they're all just paid propogandists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (n5tGW)

99 I'm waiting for the underage stuff to drop. You know that's going to happen eventually.

That's literally the only reason someone his age would have a Kik account, so it has to be coming.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (QZThv)

100 ah Ripley

you missed the Wisdom of Heartiste a few years back, eh?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)

101
It's the NY Times. All they fucking do is lie.

Posted by: Reforger

=============

I'm just amazed that a person who confesses to a "conservative bias" trusted them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (n7rxJ)

102 Women understand women and they hate each other.

Posted by: Attributed to Al Bundy at June 05, 2026 12:38 PM (W5mpo)

103 I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists.

A particular Ron White quote is coming to mind here.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

104 I'm just curious how fucked up -- or desperate -- a woman has to be to date an obvious sociopathic creepozoid like Maine Kampf.

It's like an episode of that NF show "Worst Ex Ever." The exes are indeed very worsty. But the ladies are themselves batshit crazy and comically needy and desperate. And they lie a lot, too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

105
99 I'm waiting for the underage stuff to drop. You know that's going to happen eventually.

That's literally the only reason someone his age would have a Kik account, so it has to be coming.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:37 PM (QZThv)

======

I'm not ruling out either a sex tape of him Sieg Heiling while he pounds someone, or a murder of a civilian related to his time with Blackwater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (KbEzc)

106 81 Columbia Journalism School estimates that its 9.5 months Masters program costs approximately $127,000. What is the ROI?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (rJ48h)


Depends who your parents are, or if members of your fraternity or sorority are doing the hiring and are your early bosses.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (5rh/l)

107 Weren't there 1400 women who bravely came forward to testify against Kavanaugh?

Posted by: at least admire his stamina at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (1ET9J)

108 I am always flummoxed how abusive assholes like Planter manage to attract and keep women, especially when he is not rich or successful either. You would think at the first sign of abuse they would flee.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)
----
Psychopaths can be quite charming.

They use this to their advantage, of course.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (gnNyN)

109
OUT: "All the News that's fit to print."
IN: "All the News that fits the Narrative."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

110
Journalists, by and large, seem to be absolute scum.

They like to wave their press credentials around and demand that the public has a right to know.

But they are just looking to boost their own egos and don't give a shit about any of the harm their biased reporting causes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (gnNyN)




Luckily, I've never been interviewed by a journalist for a story. But from what I understand, even if you watch them write down what you say and check it for accuracy, it'll almost certainly end up being published wrong. It's as if journalists are specifically taught by Colombia School of Journalism to get all the facts wrong in a story.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 12:40 PM (FkdoK)

111 It will all come out. Doesn't matter.

There are screenshots of his texts and Kik messages and there are lots of dick pics about to come out.

The Marines he served with will be the coup de grace for him.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:41 PM (XOmY9)

112 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
[From NBC News (of all entities)] "For whatever reason, the late mail-in votes in key races tend to pull Dems ahead"

Hmm, I wonder why

-
It's a head scratcher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

113 "I also think it's hysterical that the DNC booted David Hogg for suggesting common-sense ways of connecting with normal (ish) men and instead they've decided that the ways to do that are a vegan twink and an actual Nazi with serious misogyny issues.
Posted by: Ian S"


Demonizing young men that like to go the gym is a brilliant strategy.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:41 PM (GUOwU)

114 I am always flummoxed how abusive assholes like Planter manage to attract and keep women, especially when he is not rich or successful either. You would think at the first sign of abuse they would flee.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)
----
Psychopaths can be quite charming.

They use this to their advantage, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (gnNyN)
_________

See my comment above. It's exactly like that show "Worst Ex Ever." And it's sad to say, but some women actually like dangerous, toxic relationships. I don't get it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

115 I'm not ruling out either a sex tape of him Sieg Heiling while he pounds someone, or a murder of a civilian related to his time with Blackwater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:39 PM (KbEzc)

That's hot!

Posted by: Ilse, She Wolf of the SS at June 05, 2026 12:42 PM (wVcYX)

116
Why are all of you obsessed by this? It happened a long time ago. Christians are so unforgiving!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 12:42 PM (O0L8i)

117 >>> I am always flummoxed how abusive assholes like Planter manage to attract and keep women, especially when he is not rich or successful either. You would think at the first sign of abuse they would flee.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)

Men are from mars and.... said another way, chicks are attracted to physical displays of aggression as it could be applied towards defense of her and family. This easily turns into creamy drawers over violent assholes. Not always. But it can. Same way dudes are attracted to physical displays of affection as it could be applied towards nurturing and love of him and family. This easily turns into stretched drawers over slutty bitches. Not always. But it can.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 12:42 PM (3uBP9)

118 Luckily, I've never been interviewed by a journalist for a story. But from what I understand, even if you watch them write down what you say and check it for accuracy, it'll almost certainly end up being published wrong. It's as if journalists are specifically taught by Colombia School of Journalism to get all the facts wrong in a story.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 12:40 PM (FkdoK)

Columbia House >>> Columbia U.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2026 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

119
116
Why are all of you obsessed by this? It happened a long time ago. Christians are so unforgiving!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 12:42 PM (O0L8i)

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"Paxton being cleared of corruption charges in his trial don't matter. He's obviously guilty because charges were brought."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:43 PM (KbEzc)

120 I marvel at how stupid some people insist on being. You don't talk to a cop without a lawyer. And you never talk to CNN or the New York Times.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 12:43 PM (EFkNq)

121 I looked up the NYT circulation a while back. I think online and print it was about 12 million.

You know most of that are pundits, bloggers, other journalists, academics and people that want to appear smart because they read the freaking NEW YORK TIMES!!

And people that want the puzzle.


I'm enjoying watching Dem standards for candidates strapping on the rocket jetpack, starting up and propelling them down the baby-oiled slippery slope.

The parapalegic, black tranny may still be the 2028 Presidential nominee.

2036 - face tattoed, neo-Nazi, Satanist tranny gay muslim communist, bestial necrophiliac whose into Broadway musicals.

Wait for it....

Scariest thing...it's hard to argue against me on this point. Look how far down the Dems have gone.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)

122
Maine Kampf.

You still got it, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 12:44 PM (Y8DZL)

123 OysterTote was going to lose to Collins anyway.

I really didn't see why any rational person thought he'd win, even without the unsavory stuff.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:44 PM (XOmY9)

124
Journalists, by and large, seem to be absolute scum.

________

*puts on fedora with "Press" card stuck in band*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 12:44 PM (O0L8i)

125 All he did was rape. And get a Nazi tattoo. And jack off over a pot of random dudes' shit. He's the Democrat nominee; that's all automatically forgiven.

I don't think it counts to talk about his extramarital trysts. That's been fine since Clinton.

If his wife tweeted photos of Mr. Graham fucking the family dog, they'd brush it right off. Democrat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)

126 It's a head scratcher.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Where is the postal inspector in all of this?

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxzYs)

127 Journalists, by and large, seem to be absolute scum.

________

*puts on fedora with "Press" card stuck in band*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


All the press buttons were taken so I got stuck with this "Pull" button.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 12:45 PM (lwhHh)

128 Luckily, I've never been interviewed by a journalist for a story. But from what I understand, even if you watch them write down what you say and check it for accuracy, it'll almost certainly end up being published wrong.

I have a cousin who has been a journalist for several years. She's family and a nice woman. But if I ever had to deal with her in a professional capacity, I would not have any trust. There would be at least two recording devices running and the entire audio file would be uploaded five minutes after the interview was done.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 12:45 PM (+4yJ5)

129 Little bird, big mouth. (Big beak?)

https://tinyurl.com/3vkcsywx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)

130 123 OysterTote was going to lose to Collins anyway.

I really didn't see why any rational person thought he'd win, even without the unsavory stuff.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:44 PM (XOmY9)

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In 2020, the moment the RNC just said, "Do anything, Daddy, anything to get rid of that Trump," to the DNC.

Collins won by 8.

Sure, it was down from the 30 or so she won in 2014, but she was a Republican running in a purple state while Trump was on the same ticket and COVID was raging. And she won comfortably.

2026, midterm again, and there's no covid like narrative?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (KbEzc)

131 This Platner dude seems like a good fella.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (AtxGK)

132 Maine Kampf.


Damn, why couldn't I come up with that?!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (x0n13)

133 2036 - face tattoed, neo-Nazi, Satanist tranny gay muslim communist, bestial necrophiliac whose into Broadway musicals.

------------

But enough about Ketanji Jumanji "Affirmative-Action" Jackson Brown.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:47 PM (+mTA5)

134
I was once interviewed by the reporter for Plastics News.

*preens*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 12:47 PM (O0L8i)

135 @104 -- Exactly.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2026 12:48 PM (xAP/Y)

136 I am always flummoxed how abusive assholes like Planter manage to attract and keep women, especially when he is not rich or successful either. You would think at the first sign of abuse they would flee.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 12:36 PM (GUOwU)

Narcissists are especially adept at convincing you how sorry they are, how upset they are this happened, and then rewriting history where it didn’t happen the way you thought it did, are you crazy? And before you know it, it becomes much safer to stay than it is to leave. They charm the pants off everyone around you so if you start to leave, they have gotten their flying monkeys in order to support them, and demonize you. Plus they threaten to end you if you do leave them, and they have proven already they are capable of it. It has nothing to do with loving a toxic relationship, no one loves that.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 12:48 PM (hftzA)

137 Ignore the NY Times. Be more concerned about how the local media is set up in Maine. Twenty-two of the new outlets in Maine are owned by the same company. And, this is Maine which has a population over a bit over 1 Million people. So, 22 news outlets is most of them.

Media outlets in Maine are owned by the non-profit, NATIONAL TRUST FOR LOCAL NEWS. You can pull up their website and see their staff. But, I can tell you already which way they lean. And, I can tell you that their reporting staff is limited, which requires them to refer to other news organizations to suplement their original reporting.

Guess who they refer to more than not.....it's not hard to figure out. Here's a byline from the Portland Herald: "Platner’s ex tells New York Times about Nazi tattoo, ‘toxic’ relationship".

See what they do? They, basically, paraphrase the NY Times, and this is their most recent story on Platner.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske)

138 They're inoculating Democrat voters from the pandemic of scandals that are ready to come out about Platner in the general election. Give them just enough of the scandal so their leftist media lymph nodes can create rhetorical antibodies that will protect Dem voters from having to think about any of the more dangerous stuff that comes out. Any future scandals will simply be dismissed as coming from "that Republican woman."

Democrats love being inoculated.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (0MjtC)

139 137 See what they do? They, basically, paraphrase the NY Times, and this is their most recent story on Platner.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske)

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Collins hasn't spent anything on the race yet, by the way.

She won't start until July.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (KbEzc)

140
Right. It allows the appearance that they heard the allegations made by the victims and dismissed them and went with the far more likely and substantiated claims.

It really is evil. They consciously did this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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It also discredits the others who were talking to the NY Times all along. "Oh, here come the attention whores who want to jump in on the action and get a few clicks."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (n7rxJ)

141 Collins won by 8.

Sure, it was down from the 30 or so she won in 2014, but she was a Republican running in a purple state while Trump was on the same ticket and COVID was raging. And she won comfortably.

2026, midterm again, and there's no covid like narrative?
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I never got it. We must vote for this nazi to get rid of Susan Collins?

Normies don't think like that.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

142 Columbia Journalism School estimates that its 9.5 months Masters program costs approximately $127,000. What is the ROI?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 05, 2026 12:32 PM (rJ48h)


Conservatives need not apply.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (2WIwB)

143 Hey Piper we been off the board pretty much all week for vacay what's the you being dead thing?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (AtxGK)

144
He is better than saying he'd piss on his opponent's kids graves, though.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

145 Democrats love being inoculated.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (0MjtC)


I'm on Covid booster shot 69!!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (Sco7b)

146 she actually reminds me of Britta on Community who was basically deeply in love with a CARNY

because he was brain damaged so he literally did not give two sh*ts about anything or anyone. he wasn't capable of it after the traumatic brain injury lol.

HAWT

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (j+aD2)

147 138 They're inoculating Democrat voters from the pandemic of scandals that are ready to come out about Platner in the general election. Give them just enough of the scandal so their leftist media lymph nodes can create rhetorical antibodies that will protect Dem voters from having to think about any of the more dangerous stuff that comes out. Any future scandals will simply be dismissed as coming from "that Republican woman."

Democrats love being inoculated.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (0MjtC)

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Partisans vote like partisans. There's no changing that at a macro level outside of, like, cancelling elections. They vote four out of every four elections. No news story will persuade them not to vote for Democrats or sit out.

The point of highlighting stuff like this is to reach the 2/4 voters. The ones who align with Democrats but can be convinced to not vote because voting is an irregular habit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:51 PM (KbEzc)

148 And despite all that, they kept fucking the Nazi coprophiliac gay rape fantasist.

Posted by: Tell me again how they just want a nice guy at June 05, 2026 12:51 PM (TbWk/)

149 The "objective" press is a creation of the 1930s or so, related to broadcast licensing with the federal government, and little more than a myth and historical anomaly.

One of my favorite subjects. When and why did Americans go from "everybody can use the printing press - we couldn't be any worse than these muck rakers" to "well, if Walter says it, it must be so" ?

I suspect multiple reasons. The rush to conformity that started post Great Depression. And something about radio and certainly video that just imprints stronger on certain mental types.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 12:51 PM (EFkNq)

150 Hey Piper we been off the board pretty much all week for vacay what's the you being dead thing?
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 12:50 PM (AtxGK)
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You had to be there...It's a Festivus miracle!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (gnNyN)

151 Bastards!

Krystal Ball
@krystalball
NYT published uncorroborated accusations against @grahamformaine of “unsettling” and “toxic” behavior that came from a Heritage staffer who previously worked for a conservative org that backs Collins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

152 I never got it. We must vote for this nazi to get rid of Susan Collins?

Normies don't think like that.
Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

Democrats paint their opponents as so dangerously evil that a whole lot their voters don't even think about who they're voting for, just that they're protecting the world from Hitler Part 2. Even if it means voting for a Nazi to do so.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (0MjtC)

153 That one woman got murdered by the Deadpool Killer after he lured her into his vehicle under pretense of needing directions.

Chicks are way more retarded about the honeypot. It's crazy.

If an average man sees an otherwise hot, but completely insane chick with her body tatted all the way from the tits to the jawline pull up in some car and say "hop in, I need you to take a ride to some random location with me," that would not work.

But some variation of this scenario worked for this maniac at least three times, that authorities know about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (BI5O2)

154
Maine Kampf.


Damn, why couldn't I come up with that?!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

===============

The Ewok Wit is fastest, bestest, funniest!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (n7rxJ)

155 141 I never got it. We must vote for this nazi to get rid of Susan Collins?

Normies don't think like that.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

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Collins is like Lindsay Graham.

She knows how to deal with the electorate back home. Constituent outreach and services combined with bacon. Throw in some show votes, and she's golden as an independent senator who does the best for her state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (KbEzc)

156 "Maine Kampf" has been all over X for around 2 months now. It started when a CNN bint, I think Kaitln Collins, said we should go easy on Platner because he's had "his struggles".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:53 PM (xlvhb)

157 This Platner dude seems like a good fella.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (AtxGK)

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Some Concentration Camp is missing a Nazi.

/"Why didn't I just get a Moose Tattoo?"

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:53 PM (+mTA5)

158 149 I suspect multiple reasons. The rush to conformity that started post Great Depression. And something about radio and certainly video that just imprints stronger on certain mental types.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 12:51 PM (EFkNq)

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The combination of the Great Depression and WWII created a massive, massive trust of centralized institutions in the Greatest Generation which filtered down for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:54 PM (KbEzc)

159 Maine Kampf" has been all over X for around 2 months now. It started when a CNN bint, I think Kaitln Collins, said we should go easy on Platner because he's had "his struggles".

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HAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 12:54 PM (GD0B3)

160 Hey Piper we been off the board pretty much all week for vacay what's the you being dead thing?
Posted by: BruceWayne
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You had to be there...It's a Festivus miracle!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No! I don't like being on the outside of an inside joke.

*stamps tiny feet*

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XEBIX)

161 "Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield
I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists."

Then you're an idiot. Seriously, if you trusted the NYT to tell your story straight and not run defense for Maine Kampf, you are an idiot.

Posted by: Not covering herself in glory here at June 05, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

162 She knows how to deal with the electorate back home. Constituent outreach and services combined with bacon. Throw in some show votes, and she's golden as an independent senator who does the best for her state.
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Exactly. She actually represents her state pretty well. She's not Doug Jones in Alabama.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (XOmY9)

163
That one woman got murdered by the Deadpool Killer after he lured her into his vehicle under pretense of needing directions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Pretty much what happened to Platner's ex at the hands of the charming New York Times journalists.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (n7rxJ)

164 "Maine Kampf" has been all over X for around 2 months now. It started when a CNN bint, I think Kaitln Collins, said we should go easy on Platner because he's had "his struggles".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:53 PM (xlvhb)

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New Hotness: PTSD (Post-Traumatic Schutzstaffel Disorder).

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (+mTA5)

165 >>> Little bird, big mouth. (Big beak?)

https://tinyurl.com/3vkcsywx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 12:46 PM (ndZc7)


Hello Birb Talk? I believe my birb is malfunctioning.

Birb Talk Guys, Chirp and Caw: Can you describe to the listening audience what your birb sounds like when it's running? Yeah, do you best impression.

Well it's like this:
( frightening alien sounds commence )

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (3uBP9)

166 And if you want to understand just how insidious it is with abusers, I have been divorced since 2019. When I went to lunch with my dad and stepmother last weekend, they ask me about my ex and expressed such dismay over his continued lack of communication with our children. Then they said something that brought it all back- they thought he was just blindsided by me wanting to leave him and making it ugly. Me. Not him. Me. I can’t even begin to tell you how awful it is, and I pray no one ever has to go through it.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (hftzA)

167 20 I hope to never hear another thing about platner after the primary.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (5P5DO)

I've been beating the libtards silly with -

Cesar Chavez - 50+ years they bashed us over the head with his Marxist bullflop- and all the while it was known he was a serial statutory rapist. I've an old photo of him with his hand out saluting Hitlero. He was their political Woodstock.

Eric Swalwell - known sexual abuser/rapist. The screenshot of him leaning over a woman juxtaposed with The Alien dripping saliva out its toothy maw.

Platner - Nazi rapist and control freak. SS tatoo

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (nkkV6)

168 162 She knows how to deal with the electorate back home. Constituent outreach and services combined with bacon. Throw in some show votes, and she's golden as an independent senator who does the best for her state.
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Exactly. She actually represents her state pretty well. She's not Doug Jones in Alabama.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2026 12:55 PM (XOmY9)

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But Nazi nepo-baby with totally not gay rape fetishes of other men is going to beat her because white progressives on the internet want it so bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:56 PM (KbEzc)

169 If we put an end to rapists, there won't be any justification to keep abortion legal. Therefore we need to vote for Platner.

Maine Democrats

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 12:56 PM (vHMT8)

170 The combination of the Great Depression and WWII created a massive, massive trust of centralized institutions in the Greatest Generation which filtered down for decades.

Certainly part of it - probably most of it - but I don't think we can completely discount the audio and video mediums. For the most impressionable ? I think audio and video allows those consumers to create a fictional bond with the product that simple print doesn't provide.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 12:57 PM (EFkNq)

171 "Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield
I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists."

Then you're an idiot. Seriously, if you trusted the NYT to tell your story straight and not run defense for Maine Kampf, you are an idiot.

Posted by: Not covering herself in glory here at June 05, 2026 12:54 PM (TbWk/)

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This is like Trump sitting down for in interview with "60 Minutes."

Wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:57 PM (+mTA5)

172
they're protecting the world from Hitler Part 2. Even if it means voting for a Nazi to do so.
Posted by: 29Victor

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lol. Vote for a Nazi in order to block Hitler.

I was going to say something about voting for a Nazi in order to block the Fascists, but I think your irony is deeper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (n7rxJ)

173 60 Hey Piper we been off the board pretty much all week for vacay what's the you being dead thing?
Posted by: BruceWayne
----
You had to be there...It's a Festivus miracle!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No! I don't like being on the outside of an inside joke.

*stamps tiny feet*
Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05

I had a typo- tumor for rumor. Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (p4NUW)

174 Well, whoever came up with "Maine Kampf" is very clever. Given the state of education today, though probably many young people would not know what the phrase means, or how it relates to Platner and Nazis .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (lQ+/f)

175 But Nazi nepo-baby with totally not gay rape fetishes of other men is going to beat her because white progressives on the internet want it so bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean, they do want it REALLY bad. Have they activated the political action covens?

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XEBIX)

176 This is like Trump sitting down for in interview with "60 Minutes."

Trump wasn't there to get his story out, he was there to humiliate 60 Minutes. And it worked.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (xlvhb)

177 If an average man sees an otherwise hot, but completely insane chick with her body tatted all the way from the tits to the jawline pull up in some car and say "hop in, I need you to take a ride to some random location with me," that would not work.

Like how hot are we talking?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

178 The old time show leather reporters would laugh at Columbia Journalism School grads. Or throw up on them after a night's drinking to get a story

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (JQmtK)

179 170 Certainly part of it - probably most of it - but I don't think we can completely discount the audio and video mediums. For the most impressionable ? I think audio and video allows those consumers to create a fictional bond with the product that simple print doesn't provide.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 12:57 PM (EFkNq)

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It's a known thing in movies that if you see something happen on screen, people assume it's true within the context of the film. This can be manipulated by filmmakers by showing things that aren't true within the context of the film like that and then pulling the rug out later.

So, yeah, the visual medium aspect is probably a big part of latching onto talking heads and assuming they're true. Cronkite said so. I know Cronkite. He's a nice man. I invite him into my living room every evening, and he always tells me the truth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (KbEzc)

180
This is like Trump sitting down for in interview with "60 Minutes."

Wait, nevermind ...
Posted by: ShainS

==============

At least Trump sees it as the hostile encounter it is and lands a few punches. This Lyndsey was meek to the end and thanked the Times after she called to confront them!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (n7rxJ)

181 had a typo- tumor for rumor. Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper at June

*snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (AtxGK)

182
Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield
I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists.

-------

Maybe she's not intrinsically stupid. But if her account is accurate, she absolutely achieved stupidity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:00 PM (ienUH)

183 Knives out for Morris Katz in New York magazine, the 27 year old who's advising Platner and Mamdani:

https://tinyurl.com/yw9wvtmn

Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 01:00 PM (kX27y)

184 153 That one woman got murdered by the Deadpool Killer after he lured her into his vehicle under pretense of needing directions.

Chicks are way more retarded about the honeypot. It's crazy.

If an average man sees an otherwise hot, but completely insane chick with her body tatted all the way from the tits to the jawline pull up in some car and say "hop in, I need you to take a ride to some random location with me," that would not work.

But some variation of this scenario worked for this maniac at least three times, that authorities know about.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 12:52 PM (BI5O2)

Ted Bundy. Tall, good looking, possessed of the glib, shallow charisma that everyone seems to love. Used a similar tactic to lure women to their deaths.

Posted by: "He's dreamy" beats good sense at June 05, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

185
Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper

__________

So, how was it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (O0L8i)

186 182
Lyndsey Fifield
@lyndseyfifield
I bucked all advice from my friends (and resisted my conservative bias) and decided to fully trust the Times journalists.

-------

Maybe she's not intrinsically stupid. But if her account is accurate, she absolutely achieved stupidity.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:00 PM (ienUH)


Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (5rh/l)

187 I had a typo- tumor for rumor. Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper

Ah, yes, I see, I see. On some cases being afflicted by a rumor can be as bad as being afflicted by a tumor.

*Arnold voice* It's not a tumor!

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (XEBIX)

188 lol

I have "Spiderman - Noir" on here in the background while I'm working. Of course it's New York.

One guy "I'm a reporter!"

lol.


That line really doesn't have the serious, gravitas Hollywood thinks it does. Even Lois Lane.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (Sco7b)

189 175 But Nazi nepo-baby with totally not gay rape fetishes of other men is going to beat her because white progressives on the internet want it so bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean, they do want it REALLY bad. Have they activated the political action covens?

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XEBIX)

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The story of Platner is just another entry in the "Democrat elites have lost control of their party."

They've been trying to push Platner out for months. That's why Schumer recruited Mills, sitting governor, to run. Her status as governor was supposed to just easily launch her over Platner and make Platner a non-issue.

But Mills is boring and a million years old and had to stop campaigning because she ran out of money.

We are in the final stage of denial from the Democrat establishment regarding Platner. We'll get to acceptance after Tuesday when he easily wins. We'll get some "he might drop out" here and there which will finally die out in mid-July, but the effort against him institutionally will be completely dead.

Then it's just outright defense and attack on Collins, mostly an excuse to fundraise, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (KbEzc)

190 I had a typo- tumor for rumor. Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (p4NUW)

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Rumor of a tumor may have been exaggerated.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (vHMT8)

191 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run

Posted by: #tigerblood at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (1ET9J)

192 Ted Bundy. Tall, good looking, possessed of the glib, shallow charisma that everyone seems to love. Used a similar tactic to lure women to their deaths.


speaking of which, looks like Hunt is laying on the charm on X!

talk of him as a D Presidential candidate, and why not?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 01:03 PM (j+aD2)

193 lol jinx tiger blood

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 01:03 PM (j+aD2)

194 *stamps tiny feet*
Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05

I had a typo- tumor for rumor. Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 12:58 PM (p4NUW)

It was so sudden. Even now, it seems like she's still here commenting.

Posted by: Kale is carcinogenic, people! at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

195 Posted by: beckster at June 05, 2026 01:00 PM (kX27y

I'm getting a "blacklisted" message for that tinyurl. Maybe it's just my funky phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (lQ+/f)

196 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run
Posted by: #tigerblood

He'll say "I was already president for 4 years. I was the one in charge"

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (AtxGK)

197 US crude oil futures are below $79 for the first time since early May, by the way.

It's been below $80 twice since the start of the war, but both were very quick dips.

Will this be a third quick dip? Really doesn't look like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (KbEzc)

198 191 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run

Posted by: #tigerblood at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (1ET9J)


He needs another money-laundering gig.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (5rh/l)

199 Tumor Rumor - discarded Fleetwood Mac Album title.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:05 PM (Gqar8)

200 Please Lord, let Hunter run for Preezy.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:05 PM (Gqar8)

201 Hey Piper we been off the board pretty much all week for vacay what's the you being dead thing?
Posted by: BruceWayne
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You had to be there...It's a Festivus miracle!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No! I don't like being on the outside of an inside joke.

*stamps tiny feet*
Posted by: She Hobbit


Someone mentioned Piper's dog's name was soup.
I made the old joke that, no, that's what her tattoo in Chinese characters say.

Piper tried to quash any rumor that she had a tattoo and in that instant, the typo gods changed rumor to tumor.

From then on, it was Katie bar the door. The horde was off like a greyhound who had slipped its leash.

Poor Piper and her tumor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:05 PM (lwhHh)

202 191 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run

Posted by: #tigerblood at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (1ET9J)

=======

He could be a bit of a spoiler.

I wouldn't put money on it, but the combination of his name and his propensity for shitting on people within his own party could give him some cache.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)

203 US crude oil futures are below $79 for the first time since early May, by the way.

It's been below $80 twice since the start of the war, but both were very quick dips.

Will this be a third quick dip? Really doesn't look like it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:04 PM (KbEzc)
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All I know is that gas is about $0.20 lower per gallon than it was a week or so ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 01:06 PM (gnNyN)

204 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run

Posted by: #tigerblood at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (1ET9J)

=======

He could be a bit of a spoiler.

I wouldn't put money on it, but the combination of his name and his propensity for shitting on people within his own party could give him some cache.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)
_______

Biden-Hogg 2028!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

205
4. And in FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Thank you for your response last thread. 👍

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (NFX2v)

206 >>> If an average man sees an otherwise hot, but completely insane chick with her body tatted all the way from the tits to the jawline pull up in some car and say "hop in, I need you to take a ride to some random location with me," that would not work.

Like how hot are we talking?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)


And hot or not they make it sound like an adventure. Almost have me right there. Like, is time travel involved? Is their a weapon loadout montage. Are we fighting against impossible odds? It could be some weird grimy dude and I might be all,

Me: I'm in!

Weird grimy dude: and we can still do sexy stuff if you..

Me: Stop, don't make it weird man.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (3uBP9)

207 185
Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper

__________

So, how was it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June

It didn’t feel any different, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (p4NUW)

208 He'll say "I was already president for 4 years. I was the one in charge"
Posted by: BruceWayne

Hunter Biden 2028 - The Experienced Choice

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (XEBIX)

209 174 Well, whoever came up with "Maine Kampf" is very clever. Given the state of education today, though probably many young people would not know what the phrase means, or how it relates to Platner and Nazis .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Or, considering that 54% of Americans under the age of 25 openly state that they support Hamas (for real: https://harvardharrispoll.com/wp-content/uploads/ 2026/06/HHP_May2026_KeyResults.pdf), they'll know what it means, and think it's hip and cool, and support him even more.

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5)

210 I thought this was evidence the Party had turned on Platner but it was evidence they had not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

211 203 All I know is that gas is about $0.20 lower per gallon than it was a week or so ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 01:06 PM (gnNyN)

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Elevator up.

Stairs down.

RBOB, gas futures, have been hovering just over $3 for about a week.

Oil supply is overtaking demand (lots o' destruction in Africa and China), with refining being the only major chokepoint. All while new news of pipelines to bypass the strait keep popping up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (KbEzc)

212 I was thinking catch and kill was when a violent crazy was arrested, released, and then immediately kills an innocent human being. Silly me.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (yInIL)

213 Explain to people, like they were children, the connection between Iranian oil and our US gas prices.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (Gqar8)

214
Knives out for Morris Katz in New York magazine, the 27 year old who's advising Platner and Mamdani:

https://tinyurl.com/yw9wvtmn
Posted by: beckster

================

So he's the next David Plouffe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (n7rxJ)

215 Whoa!!

Remember Trump (might be the hue and cry).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (NFX2v)

216 I wouldn't put money on it, but the combination of his name and his propensity for shitting on people within his own party could give him some cache.


in HS I liked him just fine; Beau was the asshole.

he can be funny and charming.

he's funny on X right now!

man honestly you never know. I used to laugh at the idea of his dad as President and UGH it actually happened. he'd be better than that, it's a low bar tho.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)

217 Rumor of a tumor may have been exaggerated.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (vHMT

The chalice from the palace has the pellet with the chemo

Posted by: The flagon with the dragon...not so much at June 05, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

218 Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (Av6i5

Probably . Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 01:09 PM (lQ+/f)

219 Poor Piper and her tumor.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:05 PM (lwhHh)

Then she had classes to teach and wasn't on for a while so it grew and grew.
I for one apologize. At least Piper knows she will make the sidebar.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:10 PM (ZxzYs)

220
202 191 Telegraph: Hunter Biden hints at 2028 presidential run

Posted by: #tigerblood at June 05, 2026 01:02 PM (1ET9J)

=======

He could be a bit of a spoiler.

I wouldn't put money on it, but the combination of his name and his propensity for shitting on people within his own party could give him some cache.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:06 PM

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Maybe the play is, in the past Hunter was paid for access to his father. Now he'll be paid to go away. Maybe he'll put out a bland unreadable book that inexplicably sells 500,000 copies.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:10 PM (ienUH)

221 [Hunter]'s funny on X right now!
man honestly you never know. I used to laugh at the idea of his dad as President and UGH it actually happened. he'd be better than that, it's a low bar tho.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)


Yeah someone called shens that the bag of marching powder in the WH wasn't his. His response was something like "no way I would have lost a bag of coke".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:10 PM (1ET9J)

222 >>>Here's the post where she reveals that she provided the names of people who would confirm her account -- but the New York Times lied and claimed there was no one to confirm her account

Sounds like easy defamation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv)

223 It didn’t feel any different, honestly.
Posted by: Piper


And the utmost respect to you.

You could have gotten offended by it but you rolled with it like a champ. Thank you.

There was no ill intent.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (lwhHh)

224 Then she had classes to teach and wasn't on for a while so it grew and grew.
I for one apologize. At least Piper knows she will make the sidebar.
Posted by: Reforger

Shouldn't her nic now be "Dearly Departed Piper" ?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (AtxGK)

225 Did we get to the Prayers Up stage for the Piper Tumor frenzy?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (Gqar8)

226 Maybe the play is, in the past Hunter was paid for access to his father. Now he'll be paid to go away. Maybe he'll put out a bland unreadable book that inexplicably sells 500,000 copies.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05

Didn’t he do this already?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (hftzA)

227
He'll say "I was already president for 4 years. I was the one in charge"
Posted by: BruceWayne

Hunter Biden 2028 - The Experienced Choice
Posted by: She Hobbit

===============

Hunter Biden 2028 - DAD Was The Nepo Baby!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (n7rxJ)

228 Honestly the men/women thing with charismatic strangers isn't really the same.

Women are used to men striking up conversations with them and therefore don't think of it as odd.

As a guy if a hot woman out of the blue starts talking to me I know she probably wants something other then whatever she starts talking about.*

*Though I find this doesn't hold true when I'm in the south.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

229 224 Then she had classes to teach and wasn't on for a while so it grew and grew.
I for one apologize. At least Piper knows she will make the sidebar.
Posted by: Reforger

Shouldn't her nic now be "Dearly Departed Piper" ?
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026

I was pipers ghost for a bit.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:12 PM (hftzA)

230 Did we get to the Prayers Up stage for the Piper Tumor frenzy?
Posted by: tubal


She had three statues dedicated in her memory.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:12 PM (lwhHh)

231 omg the Bears are leaving Chicago

for Indiana

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 01:12 PM (j+aD2)

232 Next thing you know, I was dead from a tumor.
Posted by: Piper

__________

So, how was it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June

It didn’t feel any different, honestly.


So you work in corporate America?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

233
The left is so liberated they can throw anything out there without shame.

Openly counting fake votes in California and saying it may take a month till they get 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 01:13 PM (Y8DZL)

234 Maybe Hunter could write a comic book. Call it "Snow Man". When he bumps a hit he has fuckin' SUPERPOWERS. He and his sexy mom (in a leotard) fly around DC fighting fascism.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:13 PM (1ET9J)

235 "Journalists" once again proving their profession is lower than slime.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 01:14 PM (RIvkX)

236 Openly counting fake votes in California and saying it may take a month till they get 'em.

I ran the stats on the outcome they are getting and it is less likely then your neighbor's turkey showing up on your table on thanksgiving day fully cooked and steaming due to quantum effects.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

237 And the utmost respect to you.

You could have gotten offended by it but you rolled with it like a champ. Thank you.

There was no ill intent.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01

I never once thought it was anything other than funny. In fact, there was going to be a grand finale, but more important things with Doof intervened. Who knows, the way I keep being of the spirit world, there may be another bite at that apple!

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:14 PM (hftzA)

238 There was no ill intent.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM (lwhHh)

No one ever intends to get ill. But sometimes illness strikes from the shadows and takes us unawares.

Like our poor dearly departed kale-besotted fitness maven.

Posted by: Life moves pretty fast, like quinoa through the GU tract at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)

239 166.
Posted by: Piper

And so, they're not overjoyed with J now?

But, yes, I get it. Marriage annulled by Catholic Church long time ago and a Jersey divorce & then my mother was furious I had had a kid and was apparently 'never properly married' to it's father in her eyes. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (NFX2v)

240 GI tract, dammit

Posted by: Corrections Department at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)

241 All the NYT did was make sure the story drags out longer. I am sure their intention was to bury it. But the days when that technique would work are long, long gone.

Now their perfidy becomes part of the oxygen that is stoking the flames of interest.

Posted by: Thatch at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (i0077)

242 I thought this was evidence the Party had turned on Platner but it was evidence they had not.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)
______

I think the party did turn on this vile creep and tried to get him out. That's why Schumer recruited the old maid governor to run for senate. Schumer is many vile and reprehensible things, but stupid he is not.

That's also why all the big-name Democrap pols have been at best non-comital about him.

The problem is the Dumocrap "party" has almost completely lost control of its base. The party does not want a shit-loving public dick-spanker with fantasies of raping men's assholes and a long list of abused "girlfriends." But the base? That seems to be exactly what they want. Or at least the vocal, activist base that actually votes in primaries.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

243
Maybe Hunter could write a comic book. Call it "Snow Man". When he bumps a hit he has fuckin' SUPERPOWERS. He and his sexy mom (in a leotard) fly around DC fighting fascism.
Posted by: gKWVE

===============

Speaking of which, I'm not sure what Jill's attitude towards him really is. I guess they're co-conspirators in hiding Joe's decline and the grand attempt to keep him in office, but now that it's over, do they give each other the time of day? Did they ever like each other the way ValJar and the Obamas seem to?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 01:16 PM (n7rxJ)

244
226 Maybe the play is, in the past Hunter was paid for access to his father. Now he'll be paid to go away. Maybe he'll put out a bland unreadable book that inexplicably sells 500,000 copies.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05

Didn’t he do this already?
Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2026 01:11 PM

-------

He can do it again. The purpose of the phony book sales is to launder bribes. One question is, would anything he has left still be damaging enough to warrant a payoff?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (VWtfl)

245 All the NYT did was make sure the story drags out longer. I am sure their intention was to bury it. But the days when that technique would work are long, long gone.

Yes and no. Reading lefty forums they claim the charges against Platner are unvetted because they haven't formally appeared in a FNM news source

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

246 242
The problem is the Dumocrap "party" has almost completely lost control of its base. The party does not want a shit-loving public dick-spanker with fantasies of raping men's assholes and a long list of abused "girlfriends." But the base? That seems to be exactly what they want. Or at least the vocal, activist base that actually votes in primaries.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And 40% of Maine's electorate are registered independents.

2020 has given the Democrat Party brain rot.

They got within 10 of taking out Collins in the least honest election in American history. So, they can run anybody and she'll lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:18 PM (KbEzc)

247 234 Maybe Hunter could write a comic book. Call it "Snow Man". When he bumps a hit he has fuckin' SUPERPOWERS. He and his sexy mom (in a leotard) fly around DC fighting fascism.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 01:13 PM (1ET9J)

There was a DC comics supervillain in the 80s called Snow Flame who was powered by snorting enormous amounts of cocaine.

Posted by: No really, there was. at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

248 It's unfair to besmirch these candidates unless there was marching and saluting involved.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 01:19 PM (D1E+2)

249 Its hard to believe the NYT would do something like this. They are such a trusted source.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (Vh9CX)

250 I said it before but the choice of Platner was just odd.

The general playbook they run in the Northeast is running vanilla Karens like Mills. Yes she too is a leftwing lunatic, but she comes across as "normal"-ish. With a little bit of fraud it works consistently.

But Platner? He's going to get people to go vote for Collins. And the rest of the R slate of candidates running

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

251 250 I said it before but the choice of Platner was just odd.

The general playbook they run in the Northeast is running vanilla Karens like Mills. Yes she too is a leftwing lunatic, but she comes across as "normal"-ish. With a little bit of fraud it works consistently.

But Platner? He's going to get people to go vote for Collins. And the rest of the R slate of candidates running

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

======

Hence, why Schumer recruited Mills in the first place, to tell the base to sit down and shut up and try to do Northeast elections right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 01:22 PM (KbEzc)

252 He can do it again. The purpose of the phony book sales is to launder bribes. One question is, would anything he has left still be damaging enough to warrant a payoff?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Only thing he has at this point is names. And it's easier to make him wind up dead with a needle in his arm than pay him.

And no one would blink an eye if he turned up as an OD.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 01:25 PM (lwhHh)

253 Regarding being in relationships with abusive narcissists, as a male who was in such a marital relationship, it's not the physical threat (though there was some, but mostly emotional violence) as much as reputation destruction, use of flying monkeys, and dismantling or isolating you from your support structure. My ex-wife deliberately and systematically over time manipulated people and situations such that I ended up cut off and isolated from family, church, and people who I thought were my friends. Then she pulled the divorce trigger, then she went immediately to work gaslighting the kids and trying to alienate them from me. These sorts of people are insidious and evil.

Posted by: Guard yourselves at all times at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

254 If the intent of this limited hangout was to keep Platner's election chances alive rather than kill his hopes before the primary, it's a retarded strategy.

There's obviously much more that will come out about this guy. He's a serial douchebag.

Posted by: Jose at June 05, 2026 01:26 PM (V6W16)

255 while (votePratt > voteRaman )
countTheVotes();

def countTheVotes()
voteRaman++;
votePratt--;

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (3uBP9)

256 Maybe Zelenskyy will stake Hunter's campaign. He owes Joe and the progressives & he could also help bring back USAID.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 01:27 PM (NFX2v)

257 247 234 Maybe Hunter could write a comic book. Call it "Snow Man". When he bumps a hit he has fuckin' SUPERPOWERS. He and his sexy mom (in a leotard) fly around DC fighting fascism.
Posted by: gKWVE

Sexy step-mom DOCTOR FISHNETS! Her role is to tell Snow Man how awesome he is.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

258 The international coffee commercial guy Anthony Head passed away. I think he was in tv and movies too.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:33 PM (3uBP9)

259 nood



Pride Pox

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

260 Having seen this exact playbook with Jian Ghomeshi, I don't think Platner is anything more than a douchebag and a dudebro. Not one of these women has made a credible accusation; the worst so far is "after an argument, he twisted my arm behind my back and forced me into a bedroom and held the door, telling me to stay there until I was 'calm'. I fell asleep and left the next morning."

If you can't parse that as "I got drunk, hysterical and possibly violent and he shut me in a bedroom to sleep it off" you're too eager to go along with the psyop.

The guy is laughably unfit for office, but this is an obvious smear job.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 05, 2026 03:33 PM (LgYtf)

261 He is a sociopath. Not a narcissist. That why so many Dems can relate to him.

Posted by: epador at June 05, 2026 08:23 PM (2r+LN)

262 Hey, Guard yourselves at all times.

Be thankful she wasn’t Borderline P D.

I got the same treatment you did plus survived a few attempted homicides no one would believe.

Posted by: epador at June 05, 2026 08:26 PM (2r+LN)

Graham Platner & Al Qaeda’s Congressman-Elect from New Jersey Are the Consequence of Democrats Failing the “David Duke Test” with Mamdani

Mamdani Platner Hamawy.png

In August 2025, in the run-up to the mayoral election in New York City, I wrote a piece for The Blaze outlining how that election was a “David Duke” test for the Democrats. They had the choice of a supporting a racist adversary of the United States in Zohran Mamdani, or repudiating Mamdani and supporting the Republican, no matter how unpalatable they might find the decision to vote “R.”

Democrats failed the test, choosing to rally around Mamdani, who is now New York’s mayor.

The consequences are being realized quickly, with Jew-hatred and virulent anti-Americanism now mainstreamed in the Democratic party, as evidenced by Democrats clearing the field for Nazi fanboy Graham Platner to win the Maine senate nomination, and Adam Hamawy winning the Democrat nomination to a Congressional seat in New Jersey. Mr. Hamawy is a squad-endorsed former Al-Qaeda volunteer who also palled around with the original Twin Towers bomber, Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman (aka “The Blind Sheik.” Hamawy actually testified as a character witness for the Blind Sheik in the trial following the first World Trade Center bombing in 1995.

As I wrote in that Blaze piece titled “Democrats face their ‘David Duke moment’ in New York City”:

In Louisiana’s 1991 “jungle primary,” the two top vote-getters were: Edwin Edwards, a former Democratic governor who had been charged with bribery and later convicted of extortion and money laundering; and David Duke, the former grand wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, who ran as a Republican. Duke received only 32% of the vote, but that was enough to advance to the runoff. Although he had run for office several times in the 1980s as a Democrat, Duke ran as a Republican in 1991 — and won the Republican candidacy. Faced with an impossible choice of backing an unrepentant white supremacist on their party’s ticket, Republicans rallied around Edwards, launching a campaign under the nose-holding slogan: “Vote for the crook — it’s important.” And it worked. The crook Edwards defeated Duke, 61% to 39%.

Democrats are doing just the opposite of how Republicans handled the David Duke problem. Democrats won’t even renounce a candidate who supports terrorism against the United States, nor one with the Totenkopf tattoo used by guards at Nazi death camps.

With Democrats rapidly sliding down the most odious of slippery slopes, it does not seem far-fetched for them to soon embrace Sharia law, pogroms, and other once unthinkable “solutions.” It was bad enough when Elizabeth Warren endorsed Graham Planter in March, gushing that he’d ”flip Maine and then actually deliver change for working people.” But after even more awful revelations about Platner, Senate Democrat Leader Chuck Schumer met with the Nazi-loving Democrat and proudly announced that he still supports Platner. The most polite term I can think of to describe Schumer’s action is to call him a kapo. I have Jewish friends who use much harsher language.

There’s more...

Chris Rabb just won the Democrat nomination for a congressional seat in Philadelphia. With no Republican opponent, this anti-semitic “Democrat Socialist of America” will be representing the Democrats in Congress. Rabb has never criticized the Palestinian mass-murder of Jews on October 6, but he refers to the Israeli response as a “genocide.” In response to the Hannukah mass murder of Jews at Australia’s Bondi Beach, Mr. Rabb shared a post on Instagram alleging that the massacre was a “Zionist false flag.” Not a single Democrat member of Congress will condemn Mr. Rabb or declare his unfitness to be a part of their caucus.

And there are still more of these types likely heading to Congress after next November’s election. Darializa Avila Chevalier is running for a congressional seat in New York City. She is endorsed by Mamdani and her positions include eliminating police, eliminating national borders, eliminating free enterprise, and, of course, working to eliminate the state of Israel. She doesn’t specifically articulate an endorsement for the murder of Jews, she just plans to celebrate when Israel and its Jewish inhabitants “suddenly disappear.”

If Democrats had not failed the “David Duke test” with Mamdani, perhaps these elections would have turned out differently. Or maybe not. But the Democrats now have no moral authority to prevent their Al-Qaeda wing from asserting its agenda and taking on leadership roles.

It’s also fair to ask at this point if there are any Islamo-terrorist positions that Democrats could not tolerate among their members. They already have caucus members who embrace the murder of Jews in Israel and abroad. The only place they aren’t advocating for it is in the United States, at least so far.

Amidst all this Jew-hatred, it must also be understood that the Democrats’ new base hates straight, white Christians just as passionately. We’re not safe from where this is headed.

Mamdani, Platner and the others are now everyone’s problem, because they are now the base of the Democrat party, which is rapidly becoming America’s Islamist party. Shame on the Democrats for not stopping this problem before it was too late.

*****

Other Stuff I’m Writing About

My latest piece at the The American Spectator has been published. “Reverse Okies and Blue State Refugees — Another Wave Appears To Be Building” discusses my observation that another wave refugees appears to be fleeing blue states for havens of opportunity such as Tennessee.

I also document that voting records show these refugees voting overwhelmingly Republican in the red states they settle in. For instance, the registration by party of those moving from Washington to Idaho was documented by Fox News to be 62% Republican to just 12% Democrat.

I’ve also noticed a growing number of vehicles throughout the greater metro area that I would compassionately call “Reverse Okies.” They have license plates from places like California, Washington, Oregon, and New York on their weathered vehicles. A demographic observation of the drivers indicates that they are the “deplorables” or “bitter clingers” that are so despised by prominent Democrats. While we in Tennessee are justifiably worried about our culture being upended by woke Californians, the couple from Modesto in a 12-year old Chrysler minivan, and seeking a new start for their family, is not going to be sending a cross-dressing child to school. States like Tennessee are clearly a land of hope and opportunity for regular Americans beaten down by blue-state governance.


This piece is not behind a paywall. I’d be honored if you’d give it a read.


[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:00 AM (p/Ri7)

2 Mamdouchey

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (p/Ri7)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

4 And congrats on the FIRST!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 You're on fire lately, Sponge!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 11:02 AM (O7YUW)

6 Democrats won’t even renounce a candidate who supports terrorism against the United States, nor one with the Totenkopf tattoo used by guards at Nazi death camps.

It's as if Trump is running the Democrats. Who am I kidding. Marco Rubio has this assignment, too!

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 11:03 AM (g/iaZ)

7 And then there are the James Talarico Democrats....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 05, 2026 11:03 AM (PiwSw)

8 Faced with an impossible choice of backing an unrepentant white supremacist on their party’s ticket, Republicans rallied around Edwards, launching a campaign under the nose-holding slogan: “Vote for the crook — it’s important.” And it worked. The crook Edwards defeated Duke, 61% to 39%.


It's easy to keep your standards. Just don't vote. You DON'T have to vote for a democrat just because.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (lwhHh)

9 David Duke running as a Republican = End of the World


Robert Byrd being in congress for 50 years = Doing the right thing for America

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (p/Ri7)

10 See more Illinois plates lurking about here. Vaguely disturbing.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (Gqar8)

11 Get used to more Islamist candidates running with the Democrats. They share the same ideology. And Islamists tend to gravitate towards the political arena to push their agenda. (When they're not killing their opponents.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 11:05 AM (jehhT)

12 And ever since, they've claimed that Duke was "always" a Republican (secretly!). Or something. An early 'op' to tarnish the party 'forever'?

Posted by: RandomDave at June 05, 2026 11:05 AM (aJQbY)

13 Mamdani, Platner and the others are now everyone’s problem, because they are now the base of the Democrat party, which is rapidly becoming America’s Islamist party. Shame on the Democrats for not stopping this problem before it was too late.

When power is your only fixed goal, anything becomes possible.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

14 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:06 AM (p/Ri7)

15 311 I locked my credit shit down. I know two people who went through ID theft recently and the time and energy suck is beyond brutal.


just quickly wanted to say this was me - well something similar an illegal was using my SSN for earned income tax credits and filed before me and it was a whole mess - and it STILL affects my life. I have to file hard copy. I have to go in person to our local office to verify my identity before any change in my tax status (like getting a refund, which because of this takes like half the year!!).

it sucks.

also Buck I will go read your article! because yah it's very clear we have to keep emigrating out of the insane states. like NJ. it's not gonna get better.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)

16 Isn't it possible that Bernie (who should have been the Donks Presidential candidate in 2016 and 2020), begat AOC, who then opened the Overton Window for Mamdani?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 11:06 AM (MNCvZ)

17 They didn't have to vote Republican. They could have voted for Cuomo.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:06 AM (Fyaxu)

18 There are no tests of democrat politicians because there is no body of individuals that would apply that test.

This imaginary group of people who I will just give the random name of "journalists" for simplicity sake, would evaluate the democrat based on an objective evaluation of the truth and simply present the results, unmodified, to the public.

But since that clearly does not exist in this world at all there are no tests. Dems are elevated throughout and their enemies are reviled. The end.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 11:07 AM (3uBP9)

19 And congrats on the FIRST!
Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 You're on fire lately, Sponge!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 11:02 AM (O7YUW)



These are my 'sun shines on a dog's ass' moments.


I will relish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:07 AM (p/Ri7)

20 Both the Democrat Party and Islham are nothing but death cults.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

21 16 Isn't it possible that Bernie (who should have been the Donks Presidential candidate in 2016 and 2020), begat AOC, who then opened the Overton Window for Mamdani?



yep we've basically got two flavors of commie operating within the D party

so like, in LA now the Ramen chick is getting a ton of fake votes, so she will end up being the LA Mamdami. that's a feather in the cap of the "really true believe" commies like Bernie

it's not good.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 11:08 AM (j+aD2)

22 9/11 and our pathetic response to it opened the door to Mamdani and rolling Sharia.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:08 AM (Fyaxu)

23 Both the Democrat Party and Islham are nothing but death cults.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)



And they both want you dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (p/Ri7)

24 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (PiwSw)

25 it's very clear we have to keep emigrating out of the insane states. like NJ. it's not gonna get better.

Since leftism is a one way ratchet, that's just a way to slow the leftists down in their takeover of the entire country. We need to fight them everywhere by purging the system of the fraud and corruption. Trump, Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton are showing the way. It won't be fast, but there is no viable alternative.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)

26 The propaganda around Mamdani is weird.

Like "sexual/religious devotion and obsession" weird.

When the left calls MAGA a cult--everything they describe is an exact fit with Mamdani and his followers.

It's gross and scary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (73/SM)

27 Not only did this month's job numbers double the expected number, but last month's numbers just got revised UP by nearly 100,000.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Kdi1r)

28 Josephus used the term Palestine, and then in the 100’s the Romans renamed the Judean area as Syria Palestina, so as to squash the Jews there who had just lost, badly, a revolt. The term has pretty much always been in opposition to the Jews.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 11:10 AM (Gqar8)

29 This imaginary group of people who I will just give the random name of "journalists" for simplicity sake, would evaluate the democrat based on an objective evaluation of the truth and simply present the results, unmodified, to the public.

But since that clearly does not exist in this world at all there are no tests. Dems are elevated throughout and their enemies are reviled. The end.


Hey! I've been in combat! Have YOU been in combat?

Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

30
Since leftism is a one way ratchet, that's just a way to slow the leftists down in their takeover of the entire country. We need to fight them everywhere by purging the system of the fraud and corruption. Trump, Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton are showing the way. It won't be fast, but there is no viable alternative.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (Riz8t)



Until our side learns the lessons taught by the Owebama administration that ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, we're f*cked.

We MUST stop sitting on our asses because the R in our local and state elections aren't perfect, they're likely better than any Dem running for the same seat. We'll have to wade through the squishes until we can force a solid conservative everywhere.

But we just can't have nice things, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (p/Ri7)

31 The propaganda around Mamdani is weird.

Like "sexual/religious devotion and obsession" weird.

When the left calls MAGA a cult--everything they describe is an exact fit with Mamdani and his followers.

It's gross and scary.

------

Democrats are masters at projecting their evil onto the rest of us.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (94a41)

32 'There is iron in the words of Buck for all men to see.'
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (LHPAg)

33
A couple of nice young kids just showed up at the front door.

They were Piperians from the First Piperian Church of Kale and Yoga. Their little suits made from fresh kale leaves were very cute and healthy!.

They asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies "in honor of Piper Great Heart and Incredibly Healthy Digestive Tract".

They had;

Kale Sandies
Thin Kales
Kale and Millet DeLites
Kale Chip Cookies

I told them I didn't need any and to get off my lawn.

But, they just smiled and said "Have a tumor-free day, sir"

Then went next door.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (iJfKG)

34
Hey! I've been in combat! Have YOU been in combat?
Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)



Heh. Visions of that Coffee Mate commercial.

"I have a sign. Do YOU have a sign?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (p/Ri7)

35 Hey! I've been in combat! Have YOU been in combat?

Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

Um. Yes.

Does that mean I can anchor 60 Minutes? Because I have some ideas.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (Kdi1r)

36 Just a matter of time before the Democrats run Luigi Mangione or Karmelo Anthony for elected office.
Totally on brand for them.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 11:13 AM (MNCvZ)

37 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (73/SM)

They have to make "loving" him the default position so there is no room to even have a conversation about it. So you're a jerk if you don't love him, but if you don't even LIKE him (how could anyone NOT) you are Satan incarnate and deserve to die.

See: Obama

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:13 AM (Fyaxu)

38 >>> The propaganda around Mamdani is weird.

Like "sexual/religious devotion and obsession" weird.

When the left calls MAGA a cult--everything they describe is an exact fit with Mamdani and his followers.

It's gross and scary.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (73/SM)


Most of the left's insults come from the results of their own introspection, infrequent as they allow that. What they see in themselves, and then falsely transfer to their enemies. Because they actually know nothing about their enemies. They aren't allowed to.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 11:13 AM (3uBP9)

39 "The most polite term I can think of to describe Schumer’s action is to call him a kapo. I have Jewish friends who use much harsher language."

****

What on earth could be worse than "kapo"?

Posted by: EFG at June 05, 2026 11:14 AM (0XzvB)

40 I told them I didn't need any and to get off my lawn.

But, they just smiled and said "Have a tumor-free day, sir"

Then went next door.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (iJfKG)



Worth it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:14 AM (p/Ri7)

41 15 311 I locked my credit shit down. I know two people who went through ID theft recently and the time and energy suck is beyond brutal.


just quickly wanted to say this was me - well something similar an illegal was using my SSN for earned income tax credits and filed before me and it was a whole mess - and it STILL affects my life. I have to file hard copy. I have to go in person to our local office to verify my identity before any change in my tax status (like getting a refund, which because of this takes like half the year!!).
---

Took me more than four years to completely clear.
Affidavits from the Sheriff, all kinds of redundant, repetitive, - your dealing with bill collectors you know - Just lock it down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:15 AM (f3Fjc)

42 9/11 and our pathetic response to it opened the door to Mamdani and rolling Sharia.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:08 AM (Fyaxu)

The moment W declared islam a religion of peace is when the national political decline started accelerating.

Then came Barky Obama....

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)

43 Another reason they won't riot when Anthony is found guilty by an all white jury.

The blacks in the jury pool ALL admitted they couldn't take race out of their decision making process.

That is NOT impartial. They did this to themselves.

I appreciate their honesty, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (p/Ri7)

44 As a Federal employee I've had my personal info hacked a lot. I'm only surprised I haven't had any blatant identity thefts yet...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (aJQbY)

45 Because they actually know nothing about their enemies. They aren't allowed to.

----
Those Nazis voted for Trump, why do they have a problem with Platner? He's one of them!

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (94a41)

46 The propaganda around Mamdani is weird.

Like "sexual/religious devotion and obsession" weird.

When the left calls MAGA a cult--everything they describe is an exact fit with Mamdani and his followers.

It's gross and scary.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 11:09 AM (73/SM)


It's understandable.

Mamdani's normal looking and has a great smile. He's literally the only normal looking person in their death-cult collection of sexual mutants and missing chromosome kobolds.

He's just as creepy and insane and America-hating as the rest, but-

he looks normal.

For woke progtards that's pure gold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:17 AM (iJfKG)

47 Another reason they won't riot when Anthony is found guilty by an all white jury.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (p/Ri7)

It's not an all white jury.

3 Asian
1 Hispanic
1 Muslim woman in hijab

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:17 AM (Kdi1r)

48 A song that couldn't be made today.


https://youtu.be/2UgXIWX-aas

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:18 AM (p/Ri7)

49 As a Federal employee I've had my personal info hacked a lot. I'm only surprised I haven't had any blatant identity thefts yet...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (aJQbY)

As far as you know...
- Somali immigrant, crushing it on Dave's credit

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:18 AM (Kdi1r)

50
It's not an all white jury.

3 Asian
1 Hispanic
1 Muslim woman in hijab

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:17 AM (Kdi1r)



It's cute you think the media won't call them white.


Remember: They invented the new genus of "white hispanic" for George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:19 AM (p/Ri7)

51 Another reason they won't riot when Anthony is found guilty by an all white jury.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:16 AM (p/Ri7)


Objection! Statement implies that the rioters have a conscience.

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 05, 2026 11:19 AM (94a41)

52 But what about the Daisy Duke test?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 11:20 AM (Kt19C)

53 It's cute you think the media won't call them white.


Remember: They invented the new genus of "white hispanic" for George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:19 AM (p/Ri7)

This is a fair counterpoint. All white jury it is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:20 AM (Kdi1r)

54
Objection! Statement implies that the rioters have a conscience.
Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 05, 2026 11:19 AM (94a41)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:22 AM (p/Ri7)

55 Daisy Duke passed the Daisy Duke test with flying colors.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)

56 If Chuck Schumer was given a choice, he'd be dancing around in the kibbutz grilling cheeseburgers with his new friends. A man of fine character.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 11:23 AM (D1E+2)

57 Without Mamdani, we wouldn't be able to look forward to shopping at Gotham Groceries.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 05, 2026 11:25 AM (5yDGQ)

58 I love how the left claims we're in a cult but yells about "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!"

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 11:26 AM (+4yJ5)

59 Hey! I've been in combat! Have YOU been in combat?
Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient at June 05, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)


I vouch for Scott's integrity.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 05, 2026 11:26 AM (PiwSw)

60 Thx Buck.
Every four years when the president is being chosen the propaganda ministries sought out David Duke's opinion and whether he was endorsing the Republican candidate. But the propaganda ministries aren't on the Dems side

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 11:27 AM (JQmtK)

61 Hey! I've been in combat! Have YOU been in combat?
Posted by: Scott Pelley, MoH recipient


Yes, yes, of course, but not with you. Your 'sword' does not look familiar.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 05, 2026 11:27 AM (g/iaZ)

62
It's not an all white jury.

3 Asian

____________

The only demographic with a lower homicide rate than whites. Why, they're ultra-whites!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 11:28 AM (O0L8i)

63 Every four years when the president is being chosen the propaganda ministries sought out David Duke's opinion and whether he was endorsing the Republican candidate. But the propaganda ministries aren't on the Dems side

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 11:27 AM (JQmtK)

They stopped doing that when Duke endorsed Jill Stein instead of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:28 AM (Kdi1r)

64 They saw the writing on the wall and decided that it was time to get out while the getting out was easy instead of a fight.

44 As a Federal employee I've had my personal info hacked a lot. I'm only surprised I haven't had any blatant identity thefts yet...
Posted by: RandomDave

Most likely you will get a free ID The account for future protection, it happened to me.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 05, 2026 11:29 AM (Q/FnY)

65
Totally off-topic:

I just got one of those Bug-A-Salt guns.

There's one very persistent little bugger that I'm hoping will soon meet his doom.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:30 AM (iJfKG)

66 That was supposed to be ID Theft account.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 05, 2026 11:31 AM (Q/FnY)

67 Re Chris Rabb (Some of his family)

His mother, quite well known as an art consultant and community figure (activist).

A grandfather, William H. Murphy Sr-
'Baltimore ChangeMakers: A Lawyer's Fight For Freddie Gray Family and Others Like Him'
In September 2015, Billy Murphy negotiated a $6.4 million civil settlement with city officials on behalf of Freddie Gray’s family.

The point is, all those guys come from very prominent families/backgrounds.

Don't see any disagreement at all on the part of their families regarding their political stances.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

68 Aside from support of Islam, and his other crazy left wing policies, I have never seen a picture of Mamdani where he isn't smiling. Same with Karen Bass. Even if I didn't already do so, it makes me distrust them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 11:35 AM (n3VHW)

69 The Left is walking into the box canyon of sorts, cravenly throwing off would be allies as they work to promote the weirdest and worst of us all. It's not a winning strategy. The old guard thinks they can hold on without having the purge they need to go through, because they don't want the temporary pain of doing so. They are going to make this worse for them in long run, and much better for us. We may have finally gotten to the top of the roller coaster pulling us up the big hill to the fun part.

I think the left is totally fucked.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 11:35 AM (GZYu7)

70 I refuse to get caught up in the absurdist psychodrama of a Maine senate candidate with a clearly checkered past. The problem facing the nation is attempted fascist takeover. Vote for the Democrat and let's move on. The worst he can be is the same as her, vote-wise, in which case swapping her for him is really a wash. Anything else is basically an upgrade.

The choice is binary. Platner at least expresses remorse at his tattoo, covered it up, etc. Collins did nothing as chair of the appropriations committee when we were shipping innocents to CECOT.

There's a bit of a "Hillary's emails" flavor to the NYT reporting on this. Like a dog with a bone that just can't stop, won't stop. I'm sure there's basis to this stuff, but wasn't the woman with the worst allegations a republican operative?

some of y’all are stanning too hard and making excuses for his behavior. I’m a guy, and I took the MeToo moment seriously. I tend to believe the women, and I tend to believe the NYT. It’s okay to grit your teeth and vote for Platner, but don’t act like a fucking Trump supporter and blame the women or the NYT

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 11:37 AM (ycI94)

71 Collins did nothing as chair of the appropriations committee when we were shipping innocents to CECOT.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2026 11:37 AM (ycI94)

Collins VOTED TO IMPEACH AND REMOVE TRUMP.

I don't get the left. They're convincing people that they want to make it de facto illegal to even BE a Republican.

Have they considered what happens when we eventually believe them?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 11:39 AM (Kdi1r)

72 >Have they considered what happens when we eventually believe them?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
--

They've heard idle threats so many times before.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (f3Fjc)

73 The problem facing the nation is attempted fascist takeover. Vote for the Democrat and let's move on.

Vote for the fascist to save the country! I love their reality filters. It's obvious that they take good care of them.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (+4yJ5)

74 Shootings last night in SC. One deceased first name Qwa'Maurie.
Didn't know there were Amish in SC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (JQmtK)

75 OT: Mocha Barium drink is terrible and gut churning, but an improvement over the previous CT test beverages. I'm sitting here with 2/3rd of the 1st bottle on ice cubes (yes, I keep this crap cold) and with a straw...and trying to figure how I'll finish this and another 1/2 bottle...

CTs are always easy after getting through the stupid bottles...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)

76 Another big difference is David Duke has always been a Democrat who inserted his toxic identity into a race as a Republican in order to benefit the Democrat.

In 1988 Louisianans had bumper stickers that read, “Vote for the crook. It’s the right thing to do.” And it never occurred to anyone that Duke had won the Republican nomination for Governor because the Democrat Machine supported him in their open primary.

And that ridiculous bumper sticker completely revealed their deliberate strategy in getting the enormously unpopular Edwin Edwards reelected.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 05, 2026 11:43 AM (CwUhY)

77 The "David Duke" moment was years before Mayor Bombdaddy and any of these newcomers.

The squalid "Squad" of anti-American and anti-Jewish congresswhores -- including outright Hamas skank Rashida Tlaib -- have been in Congress for years. Long before anyone became obsessed with every stupid utterance from Bombdaddy.

The DD moment wasn't really a moment at all, but a progression over the last 50 years. Commie after commie. America-hater after America-hater. There was a stone-cold, outright proud communist in the NYC mayor's office before Bombdaddy. There was outright Jew-hater David Dinkins before him.

This has been building for a long time. I'm not sure why so many people only now seem to get it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)

78 The choice is binary. Platner at least expresses remorse at his tattoo, covered it up, etc.

I'm laughing at the stupidity of these people.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 11:45 AM (Oy/m2)

79 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM

May the results be favorable to you. God bless you, NL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 11:45 AM (n3VHW)

80 Vote for the Nazi, or the Nazis will win!!!

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 05, 2026 11:45 AM (94a41)

81 @RichardGrenell - 6m

It only takes Nevada 6 days to steal an election.

It takes California 37!

Gavin is incompetent

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:46 AM (f3Fjc)

82 It’s almost as if Dems only care about winning while Reps only care about NYT saying nice things about them.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 11:46 AM (tNkpt)

83 Which side allied with the social media platforms to censor any discussions they didn't approve of?
Which side got the financial institutions to de-bank those who held opposing political views?
Which side tried to have candidates from the other side banned from election ballots based on "insurrection" charges that had never been brought in any jurisdiction?
Which side ordered the closure of private businesses, public schools and pushed elderly Covid patients into nursing homes resulting in millions of unnecessary deaths?
Which side is calling for the prosecution, incarceration or even death of their political opponents?
Remind me who the 'fascists' are, please.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 11:47 AM (MNCvZ)

84 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)

Good luck Nova. I will say a prayer. I have very bad memories of one scan in particular. I was very very ill during a Crohns flare, though they didn't know, and I had to drink two big cups of the stuff. Awful. Couldn't even get water down but they wanted me to drink that shit. Damn.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:49 AM (Fyaxu)

85 Come on Platner, hang in there. We're counting on you making it to the general election.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 11:49 AM (wGerL)

86 Remind me who the 'fascists' are, please.

The Republicans, of course.

Posted by: Another Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 05, 2026 11:49 AM (94a41)

87 Remind me who the 'fascists' are, please.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy


We are. They are the good guys and they violate our rights because they Care So Hard about their SACRED DEMOCRACY!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 11:50 AM (+4yJ5)

88 And that ridiculous bumper sticker completely revealed their deliberate strategy in getting the enormously unpopular Edwin Edwards reelected.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
---

And the Republican alternative was Duke.

The problem began at the grass roots Republican HQ that allowed Duke in the door. But that's the way Pubbies always work, See: John Cornyn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:50 AM (f3Fjc)

89 79 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM

May the results be favorable to you. God bless you, NL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 11:45 AM (n3VHW)

Good luck Nova. I will say a prayer. I have very bad memories of one scan in particular. I was very very ill during a Crohns flare, though they didn't know, and I had to drink two big cups of the stuff. Awful. Couldn't even get water down but they wanted me to drink that shit. Damn.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:49 AM (Fyaxu)

Thanks - I already know they'll be subpar based on my bloodwork, but I'm hoping for subpar vs disastrous. I think it will be more to the subpar side b/c I don't feel that bad (and last time I had disastrous, I felt pretty bad and was deaf in one ear, so it kinda was like "yep, cancer is everywhere now and really going nuts" vs this time where I hope it's "yup, cancer is there, but it's still not going nuts yet, so we can fight insurance for awhile to get the treatment you should get")...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:51 AM (tOcjL)

90 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:51 AM (tOcjL)

🙏🏻

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:52 AM (Fyaxu)

91 Mass voters never see the nasty business that goes on at the grass roots level to ensure 'GOPe' candidate has a no-go opponent in the primary.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (f3Fjc)

92 Edwards The Crook did eventually go to prison, got out in 2011 and died in 2021. Lots of his "friends" also did time.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (vbXSk)

93 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:51

Thanks for letting us know about what's going on Will add you to my prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (7RYym)

94 Daisy Duke passed the Daisy Duke test with flying colors.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 11:22 AM (77rzZ)



However, to quote garrett, The Wall remains undefeated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (p/Ri7)

95 84 Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)

Good luck Nova. I will say a prayer. I have very bad memories of one scan in particular. I was very very ill during a Crohns flare, though they didn't know, and I had to drink two big cups of the stuff. Awful. Couldn't even get water down but they wanted me to drink that shit. Damn.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:49 AM (Fyaxu)

Yeah, it's awful. The straw is so it skips my tongue, b/c if I had most of my taste buds taste this, I couldn't gag it down. I've got the bottle sitting on ice cubes in my biggest cup to also keep "flavor" down. And I hold my nose when I get truly desperate (not there yet) - the old 5 year old stand by to gag stuff down.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)

96 "When the left calls MAGA a cult--everything they describe is an exact fit with Mamdani and his followers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"


I rarely talk about politics in public and have never cancelled a friend or family for the way they vote. Conversely, I have been cancelled by many, who can never shut up about their precious leftist beliefs And they usually say I am in a cult??? It would be funny if it wasn't so damned real and tragic.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (GUOwU)

97 best to you, Nova

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 11:54 AM (j+aD2)

98 And the Republican alternative was Duke.

The problem began at the grass roots Republican HQ that allowed Duke in the door. But that's the way Pubbies always work, See: John Cornyn
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:50 AM (f3Fjc)

It was an open primary, which Duke won because Louisiana Democrats crossed over and supported him.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 05, 2026 11:55 AM (CwUhY)

99 75 OT: Mocha Barium drink is terrible and gut churning, but an improvement over the previous CT test beverages. I'm sitting here with 2/3rd of the 1st bottle on ice cubes (yes, I keep this crap cold) and with a straw...and trying to figure how I'll finish this and another 1/2 bottle...

CTs are always easy after getting through the stupid bottles...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 11:42 AM (tOcjL)

Had a couple of scans the other day. The drink they gave me was no different than water. Had abdominal, and chest with and without contrast. Still better than an MRI

Posted by: JAVEMS at June 05, 2026 11:55 AM (zFsEm)

100 Watching Trump wreck The (stupid) Squad over the course of about ten days in October of 2018 or 19 was an absolute masterclass. If you saw it live and knew what he was doing, it was fucking awe inspiring.

It effectively ended their whole phony "squad" psy op which was only rising, and left them as the individual idiot dummies they still are. The name is only used now as a cutesy throwback. He ended them.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:55 AM (Fyaxu)

101 I haven't seen the good catholic Stephen King say one way or another if he backs Platner, a self described atheist who mocked Jesus as a zombie and referred to Mary as his skank mother.

Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 11:56 AM (rgnea)

102 Soon Schumer will shake hands with an Iranian Ayatollah.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 11:56 AM (sUDUf)

103 You have to do something "different" with every sip - a new trick each time - because the repetition does you in.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:57 AM (Fyaxu)

104 I haven't seen the good catholic Stephen King say one way or another if he backs Platner, a self described atheist who mocked Jesus as a zombie and referred to Mary as his skank mother.
Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 11:56 AM (rgnea)



He will keep quiet in his vote for him. This is one hill he's not willing to die for, in his hypocrisy of calling MAGA Nazi's for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:57 AM (p/Ri7)

105 It would be funny if it wasn't so damned real and tragic.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2026 11:53 AM (GUOwU)


I've had relatives pretty much shun me and it's at the point I no longer care. Personally, I'm tired of being insulted and I'm not shy about punching back against family.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 11:58 AM (+4yJ5)

106 California does this with everything, whether it’s high speed rail or fire response or elections:

- be the absolute worst state in the nation
- claim they’re actually the absolute best and that everyone else is cheating or faking it
- get accused of cheating and faking it by most Republicans and many Democrats
- complain that they’re being accused of cheating and faking it
- rinse and repeat

It’s become extremely tiresome.

Hopefully it begins to end with a SCOTUS decision ending the acceptance of ballots received after Election Day for federal contests

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 11:59 AM (MNCvZ)

107 armelo Anthony moved to 'undisclosed location to ensure his safety,' family reps say, April 2025

He's been residing in an undisclosed location under house arrest with a leg monitor since being released on a $250,000 bond.

Lesser or Reduced Murder Charges or Manslaughter - the sentence is 2 to 20 years in prison. Criminally Negligent Homicide (a state jail felony), punishable by 180 days to 2 years in a state jail facility.

House arrest for a year - where you know he's been an angel - and then maybe he gets the minimum. (He was just a child & it just happened!)

Where's Whig and the others that are quite knowledgeable?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)
_________

It's impossible to tell how this will go, because so much has not been made public or is based on inconsistent reports. For example, it's reported that he stabbed the kid in the back. If that's true, then he is toast. But nobody knows if it's true. There's also apparently a video of the murder, but nobody outside a few insiders have seen it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 05, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

108 I haven't seen the good catholic Stephen King say one way or another if he backs Platner, a self described atheist who mocked Jesus as a zombie and referred to Mary as his skank mother.
Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 11:56 AM (rgnea)


Stephan King isn't Catholic. He's Methodist.

He believes in lime jello and egg salad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:59 AM (iJfKG)

109 It's just flabbergasting.

"We must elect the Nazi to prevent the Nazi's from destroying our DEMOCRACY!!!!!"


I'm still getting headaches from the fact the sheep believe we're a democracy and NOT a constitutional republic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:00 PM (p/Ri7)

110 Until our side learns the lessons taught by the Owebama administration that ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, we're f*cked.

I would argue that the record of Trump-backed candidates in primaries this year against RINOs (some of them with decades of incumbency) indicates that learing is occuring.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:00 PM (QZThv)

111 103 You have to do something "different" with every sip - a new trick each time - because the repetition does you in.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:57 AM (Fyaxu)

Honestly, I always am amused by the "drink one bottle 2 hours before" and "drink 1/2 bottle 30 minutes before", b/c they don't say how long that should take. Finish 2 hours before, start 2 hours before, drink in 60 seconds? And then, you're leaving at 30 minutes to be 15 minutes early to your appointment, so how the heck do you down 1/2 bottle if you follow those instructions?

I now start 2 1/4 - 2 1/2 hours before b/c it takes me an hour to drink the 1st bottle. Then I just move to the 2nd bottle, b/c it takes me til 30 minutes before to get half down...and then they make you drink more at the appointment (which is rough, b/c I can't ice it then, but I do bring the straw)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:01 PM (tOcjL)

112
I would argue that the record of Trump-backed candidates in primaries this year against RINOs (some of them with decades of incumbency) indicates that learing is occuring.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:00 PM (QZThv)



I will file this under 'glimmer of hope' but won't get my hopes up.

I am in myself enough disappoint. I don't need more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:01 PM (p/Ri7)

113 1) The Democrat Party is for all intents and purposes run by feminism
2) Feminists believe Platner is exactly how all of the cousin-fucking MAGATs are so said cousin-fuckers will vote for him
3) Money, power, and big black, uhh, rooster for every womyn

That's literally the entire "thought process".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:02 PM (QZThv)

114 Trump campaign music, "God Bless the USA". Planter campaign music. "Horst Wessel Lied. Panzerlied. And that old favorite, "We Sail Against England".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 05, 2026 12:02 PM (gm9Sb)

115 I got ghosted by a person I knew from another forum and met IRL who happened to also be a horde member at one time, who decided because he didn't like Trump personally in the 90s that it was time to support the Democrats who he had previously stated were essentially a racist antisemite islamist supporting world destroying force. He was a jew. This is long after Trump won.

I believe his wife was a retard lib so I assume that contributed. Totally bizarre shit.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 12:02 PM (Fyaxu)

116 Since we're past 100 past I can share this bit of humor from conservative NY radio talk personality Mark Simone. He was talking about the utter stupidity of NY passing some regulation about using "gestating parent" and " non gestating parent" in some legal documents. His comments "Now you can send "Happy gestating parent" or "Happy non gestating parent" cards, if you're really in bad mood you must shout out " You gestating parent f****er" !!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (LKoL5)

117 I've had relatives pretty much shun me and it's at the point I no longer care. Personally, I'm tired of being insulted and I'm not shy about punching back against family.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 11:58 AM (+4yJ5)

I have taken my kids to see my parents twice since my mom said Charlie Kirk deserved it.

They're heartbroken about not getting to see their grandchildren - as am I (most of my best childhood memories involve MY grandparents) - but I will not permit my kids to be poisoned like that.

Kids change things. I'm a parent before I'm a son.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (Kdi1r)

118 LOL at Starmer blaming Musk for people being mad about a kid being murdered by a 'migrant.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (p/Ri7)

119 Stephan King isn't Catholic. He's Methodist.

He believes in lime jello and egg salad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 11:59 AM (iJfKG)

------------

I'm pretty sure I saw Lime Jello and Egg Salad open for The Smashing Pumpkins at Gabe's Oasis in '89.

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (+mTA5)

120 Sponge, I will not listen to that from you. I know people that would be curled up on the floor with half the shit you have been through.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:04 PM (5P5DO)

121
Kids change things. I'm a parent before I'm a son.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (Kdi1r)



Do they understand WHY they haven't seen their grandkids very often?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:04 PM (p/Ri7)

122 Kurt Schlichter: "It's springtime for Platner!"

Can someone make up the whole lyrics for that? LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (QZThv)

123 LOL at Starmer blaming Musk for people being mad about a kid being murdered by a 'migrant.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (p/Ri7)

-------------

"Elon Musk! You have been found guilty of the capital offense of Noticing In The First Degree ... may Baal have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (+mTA5)

124 118 LOL at Starmer blaming Musk for people being mad about a kid being murdered by a 'migrant.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM (p/Ri7)

======

Because he knows that the anger over George Floyd was an op.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (KbEzc)

125 Sponge, I will not listen to that from you. I know people that would be curled up on the floor with half the shit you have been through.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:04 PM (5P5DO)



It's the crushing laziness that's driving me out of my mind.......that is NOT ME by any stretch.

But thank you. Day to day.........day to day........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (p/Ri7)

126 The moment W declared islam a religion of peace is when the national political decline started accelerating.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


I'd say starting Iraq adventure that kicked off the biggest mass migration of muslims since their conquest of MENA was the bigger mistake.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (diia5)

127 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:01 PM (p/Ri7)

Are you disappointed in some hard and heavy things in your family life or in yourself?. You are a wonderful caring guy who has been solid person through all that's gone on. Don't beat up on yourself, Sir.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (LKoL5)

128 Kurt Schlichter: "It's springtime for Platner!"

Can someone make up the whole lyrics for that? LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (QZThv)



Don't be dumb. Be a SMARTY!

Go and vote for the PLATNER party!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:06 PM (p/Ri7)

129 Kurt Schlichter: "It's springtime for Platner!"

Can someone make up the whole lyrics for that? LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (QZThv)

--------------

I still can't believe I never thought of Ace's characterization yesterday of "Maine Kampf."

Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2026 12:06 PM (+mTA5)

130 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (p/Ri7)

It doesn't sound like laziness. It sounds like some depression.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:07 PM (LKoL5)

131 Don't beat up on yourself, Sir.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (LKoL5)



I do try to work on that, but it's a LONG LONG history of it and old habits are just damn hard to break.

I will get there, I hope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:07 PM (p/Ri7)

132 Maine Kampf. That is funny!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:07 PM (LKoL5)

133 It doesn't sound like laziness. It sounds like some depression.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:07 PM (LKoL5)



Intermingled.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:07 PM (p/Ri7)

134 Sponge, that is your body telling you that it needs a break. . You have gone through emotional warfare.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:08 PM (5P5DO)

135 I got ghosted by a person I knew from another forum and met IRL who happened to also be a horde member at one time, who decided because he didn't like Trump personally in the 90s that it was time to support the Democrats who he had previously stated were essentially a racist antisemite islamist supporting world destroying force. He was a jew. This is long after Trump won.

Nobody in modern America is more politically naive than Jews. I have no idea why. Maybe Sefton and CBD misplaced their mind control space ray and the DNC got it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:09 PM (QZThv)

136 Beating up on yourself ? Try this instead:

https://tinyurl.com/36bepjrb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:10 PM (LKoL5)

137 Sponge, that is your body telling you that it needs a break. . You have gone through emotional warfare.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:08 PM (5P5DO)



Won't argue, but 'ain't got time fo dat!'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:10 PM (p/Ri7)

138 Do they understand WHY they haven't seen their grandkids very often?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:04 PM (p/Ri7)

They do.

I went over there without them the following weekend - so there were no heated emotions - and explained that what she said was absolutely unacceptable and that I wouldn't let them influence my kids with those kinds of comments. I also pointed out that the completely casually way she said it made it worse. It wasn't whispered or hinted out. It was said directly, clearly, and unapologetically.

She repeated her position and told me if I didn't change my voting pattern, my kids would turn out to be racists and failures.

I've seen them several times since then, but the kids have only come for Christmas and once when their great-grandmother was down to visit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:11 PM (Kdi1r)

139 Ewok nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

140 I still can't believe I never thought of Ace's characterization yesterday of "Maine Kampf."

Ace didn't coin that. First time I saw it was weeks ago on X after someone on CNN, I think Kaitlin Collins, said people shouldn't judge Platner harshly because he's had his struggles, and a lot of people made the obvious connection.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (QZThv)

141 Good morning! Our world remains nonsensical, doesn’t it?

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (Dd38x)

142 Catch and kill nood.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 05, 2026 12:12 PM (VkY89)

143
It was an open primary, which Duke won because Louisiana Democrats crossed over and supported him.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
---

Duke won because the Republicans didn't put up someone attractive enough to out number the Democrat crossovers. The problem was that the Pubbies let Duke in in the first place. It's endemic in the party.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:13 PM (f3Fjc)

144 137 Sponge, that is your body telling you that it needs a break. . You have gone through emotional warfare.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 12:08 PM (5P5DO)


Won't argue, but 'ain't got time fo dat!'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:10 PM (p/Ri7)

You do. Put yourself and your needs 1st, at least once a day for an hour/day. Cancer taught me that I couldn't put myself last, or I wouldn't be here to put myself anywhere at all. It's partly why I'm still here.

And make those times fun, relaxing, uplifting.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:13 PM (tOcjL)

145 She repeated her position and told me if I didn't change my voting pattern, my kids would turn out to be racists and failures.

I've seen them several times since then, but the kids have only come for Christmas and once when their great-grandmother was down to visit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:11 PM (Kdi1r)



That's awful. My daughter didn't have much of a relationship with her grandparents for completely different reasons, but I applaud you for your stance and holding your ground.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 12:14 PM (p/Ri7)

146 They do.

I went over there without them the following weekend - so there were no heated emotions - and explained that what she said was absolutely unacceptable and that I wouldn't let them influence my kids with those kinds of comments. I also pointed out that the completely casually way she said it made it worse. It wasn't whispered or hinted out. It was said directly, clearly, and unapologetically.

She repeated her position and told me if I didn't change my voting pattern, my kids would turn out to be racists and failures.

I've seen them several times since then, but the kids have only come for Christmas and once when their great-grandmother was down to visit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 12:11 PM (Kdi1r)

Wow...if she spoke that way about my kids, I'd probably cut them off. Entirely. Visit great grandmom (or even granddad, if he's not a party to this) without her...unless she is diagnosed mentally ill.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 12:15 PM (tOcjL)

147 It's Springtime for Platner!

I was born in Bangor, Maine
and that is why I have no brain!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 05, 2026 12:16 PM (MNCvZ)

148
I think the left is totally fucked.
Posted by: Black JEM

==============

I don't know what to think. In spite of their ideological suicide, they're gaining in numbers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (n7rxJ)

149 Regarding transplants to red states.
https://x.com/i/grok?conversation=2062931776943927786

Posted by: Tom Locker at June 05, 2026 12:19 PM (RvQwm)

150 FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 12:03 PM

This could get confusing with "step-gestating parents" or "step-non-gestating parents".

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 12:22 PM (rdeQO)

151
Faced with an impossible choice of backing an unrepentant white supremacist on their party’s ticket, Republicans rallied around Edwards, launching a campaign under the nose-holding slogan: “Vote for the crook — it’s important.” And it worked. The crook Edwards defeated Duke, 61% to 39%.


It's easy to keep your standards. Just don't vote. You DON'T have to vote for a democrat just because.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (lwhHh)



Never leave a blank spot on a ballot, lest some Donk commie cocksucker "help" you with your ballot. If you can't stomach the GOPe douchecanoe, write in Bugs Bunny or vote for the fringiest of fringe candidates who hasn't a chance in hell of being elected. Or as I prefer to call it "The Camille Paglia Paradigm". She spends the whole campaign season praising the GOP candidate as a reasonable person of character, while shitting all over whatever Donk cocksucker The Party has put onto the ballot. Then when it comes time to actually vote, she pulls the lever for some fringe Green Party asshole, because everyone knows that Republicans have cooties.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2026 12:23 PM (FkdoK)

152 I don't know what to think. In spite of their ideological suicide, they're gaining in numbers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2026 12:18 PM (n7rxJ)
==
I think I will disagree with that. I think they are losing numbers. I think in a fair count, they have gotten so toxic that in 1/3 of the big urban hellholes a GOP candidate would win the mayor race. The number of 20% percentages they have on a 80/20 basis is mindboggling to think they are actually gaining numbers. They've cheated so much they don't even know how far out in left field they are.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 12:25 PM (GZYu7)

153 Whatever happened to birthing persons?
I'm confused.

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 01:17 PM (ddl1m)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Breton Lark1.jpg

The Song of the Lark
Jules Breton

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Child of the corn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

3 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

4 She looks preggo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Lovely. I like the sun rising or setting whichever it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (n3VHW)

6 Birthing hips

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

7 it was a carefree lark that got her into that condition.

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

8 lum has been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 Is this a red sun in the morning?

Or a red sun at night?

Should sailors take warning?

Should sailors feel delight?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (gnNyN)

10 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (5rh/l)

11 Somewhere out there a captain is missing his hook.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (0nHVk)

12 Seduced By The Democratic Socialist

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (jYQny)

13 whim -> lark

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

14 The lark was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

15 Barefoot and pregnant.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (+iIfu)

16 I really like this one. Would definitely hang.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

17 She's staring at the body hung in the field on a cross in a sacrificial murder scene.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

18 Is she preggers?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

19 8/6 and 9 '45

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

20 Lorena Bobbit's ancestor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

21 Barefoot and pregnant.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (+iIfu)



FINALLY we get some handmaid's tale action around here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

22 Alt title: "And then the murder happened"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (U/Eoe)

23 Painting: very nice. The feet arouse me. The scythe quickens my ardor.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Jr5Lq)

24 Somewhere there's a headless farmer.

Posted by: patg at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (hCVdg)

25 I sense, violence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (jehhT)

26 Graham Platner's nightmare - a beautiful, buxom young lass with a sickle and an I'm-so-tired attitude.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Riz8t)

27 I think this is a recent repeat

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (+rSJz)

28 Barefoot and pregnant in the field.

Posted by: The Soviet dream at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

29 Wow this is an amazing painting. I'm not sure how it makes me feel. Well, that the artist is very good, a master. Feels like morning.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (3uBP9)

30 She's staring at the body hung in the field on a cross in a sacrificial murder scene.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
----
How do we know she didn't put it there?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (gnNyN)

31 I understand pics of bare feet are in high demand on Only Fans. Or so I have been told. Field must have been well plowed for her not to worry about sharp stones. Or maybe she is just from Tennessee.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (sFNX2)

32 And that's when the murders started.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

33 Crops haven't even grown yet.

What's she need the sickle for?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Boobs seem nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

35 Big old peasant feet gripping the good earth, treading it into obedient productive soil.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (Jr5Lq)

36 The sunset is rendered nicely

what is she going to do with that blade?

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

37 Looks like the Lark is about to become breakfast.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (0bjKf)

38 ----
How do we know she didn't put it there?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (gnNyN)



Your point is valid.

She could be standing there admiring her work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

39 I think it’s her baggy clothes that make her look pregnant.

Maternity vear!

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

40 And that's when the murders started.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Damn! Huck beat me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

41 is it a sickle or a scythe

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

42 From the size of those dogs, I think she is looking for her pappy Bigfoot.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (sFNX2)

43 Reaping time.

Posted by: huerfano at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (VJX5o)

44 Per Wikipedia:
Arguably, Breton's fame peaked posthumously in 1934 at The Chicago World's Fair. First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt unveiled The Song of the Lark as the winner of the Chicago Daily News contest to find the "most beloved work of art in America". Further, she declared the painting as being her personal favorite painting

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

45 I actually really like this painting. I don't know what it is, maybe the colors, the general tone, something, something... but it's really compelling.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (3uBP9)

46 sizing up her opponent

Posted by: fenelon at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (3gthc)

47 is it a sickle or a scythe

A sickle. You never saw a hammer and scythe on the old commie flags.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (Riz8t)

48 There's a killer on the road
Her brain is squirming like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this gal a ride, sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (l3cgK)

49 I understand pics of bare feet are in high demand on Only Fans. Or so I have been told. Field must have been well plowed for her not to worry about sharp stones. Or maybe she is just from Tennessee.
Posted by: Martin Tell at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (sFNX2)



*swoons*

Posted by: Rex Ryan at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Alternate title:

"Sorry But "The Song of the Lark" Is A Misprint. It's Supposed to be "The Song of the Larch". That's Why She Looks So Confused. Because It's "The Song Of The Larch"....The Larch."


Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

51 A darker Wizard of Oz story.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

52 "Grow faster!" she urged the crop. "Grow NOW or else you get the knife again!"

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

53 She is still mad about the single Christmas/Bday present last year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

54 She’s on her way to Southampton?

Something oddly sexy about her. Clean her up, put away that blade, and send her to The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (Biz1s)

55 "you were right lorena, i do feel better."

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)

56 Alternate title:

"Sorry But "The Song of the Lark" Is A Misprint. It's Supposed to be "The Song of the Larch". That's Why She Looks So Confused. Because It's "The Song Of The Larch"....The Larch."


There is no subject unfit for an obscure Monty Python reference.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (Riz8t)

57 She's carrying her Pop's sickle!

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (qgHp7)

58 Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

It's a TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!!!

Posted by: Johnny at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

59 51 A darker Wizard of Oz story.
Posted by: Count de Monet

We already had that.
Beware the Wheelers!

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (jYQny)

60 The Art Institute of Chicago

Artist
Jules Breton
Title
The Song of the Lark
Place
France (Artist's nationality
Date
1884
Medium
Oil on canvas
Inscriptions
Inscribed lower left: Jules Breton / Courrieres 1884
Dimensions
110.6 × 85.8 cm (43 1/2 × 33 3/4 in.); Framed: 142.3 × 116.9 cm (56 × 46 in.)

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

61 Sure don't wanna meet her in that field. Unexpectedly creepy art today.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (nDXbg)

62
It Causes Blood Clogs - a limerick

There once was a girl from Bohemia
Who underwent treatment for bulimia
When asked on admission
to describe her condition
She replied, "I have sick as hell anemia!"

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (qgHp7)

63 A darker Wizard of Oz story.

I'm reading a book which explains what I hadn't realized before: TWoO is a political tract about the gold standard. Follow the yellow brick road, indeed.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (Riz8t)

64 Off in the distance, the sound of an open exhaust Studebaker creases the morning air.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (vFG9F)

65 57 She's carrying her Pop's sickle!

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (qgHp7)

And there it is...I was trying to make it work...

Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (l3cgK)

66 Big old peasant feet gripping the good earth, treading it into obedient productive soil."

Hubba Hubba!

/Baggins of Bag End

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (XuXeR)

67 A lone peasant girl pauses her work to listen to a lark singing in the distance. Her emotional response to this moment of natural beauty is accentuated by the glow of the sun rising behind her, suffusing the landscape with golden light.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

68 At the annual Flatfeet Festival, she has a booth where she excises bunions. There's always a line.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

69 Sure don't wanna meet her in that field. Unexpectedly creepy art today.
Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (nDXbg)



Dildo finishing the week STRONG.

Posted by: Johnny at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Dirty feet, pure heart.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (LHPAg)

71 31 appears as though she was pretty well plowed as well.

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

72 Shyte......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Commie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (a4mmt)

74 Sure don't wanna meet her in that field.

There is a sharp male/female division on that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)

75 Her name is Amelia, and she sells those things.

She’s the sickle-seller Amelia.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

76 reading a book which explains what I hadn't realized before: TWoO is a political tract"

Zardoz?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (XuXeR)

77 And there it is...I was trying to make it work...
Posted by: Jim Morrison at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (l3cgK)



Put the brown acid down, Jim.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

78 How many harvested hands does she have in that sack around her waist?

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (nDXbg)

79 The USPS truck just showed up with her government check two months late and she's pissed about it.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

80 We already had that.
Beware the Wheelers!
Posted by: gKWVE at

I'm one of the few that loved that movie as a kid.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (a4mmt)

81 41 just look at the scythe of her sickle!

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

82 I see James Handy was stabbed to death n LA today, presumably not be a sickle though.

And this brings then the certainty that if he didn't vote for Bass before he will now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:42 AM (sKqQm)

83
She’s the sickle-seller Amelia.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)



Tis a stretch, but a B+ for effort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

84 44 so, lady bird was a lark?

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

85 A lone peasant girl pauses her work to listen to a lark singing in the distance. Her emotional response to this moment of natural beauty is accentuated by the glow of the sun rising behind her, suffusing the landscape with golden light."

Or "Bitch better have my money"

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:42 AM (XuXeR)

86 We already had that.
Beware the Wheelers!
Posted by: gKWVE at

I'm one of the few that loved that movie as a kid.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 09:41 AM (a4mmt)

*reference passes cleanly over my head with a generous margin*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

87 There's no larking here. She in a field...mud larkers are on the River Thames. Should be the song of the gleaners.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2026 09:43 AM (ycI94)

88 The hell are my shoes?!

Posted by: Weasel at June 05, 2026 09:43 AM (c71FC)

89 If you click to expand you will find that her blouse is just barely containing the bountiful yield baled up within. A nice artist element signifying the tension held in this moment.

Posted by: banana Dream - also Boobs! at June 05, 2026 09:43 AM (3uBP9)

90 One thing that likely really sucked about the past - most people didn't have good shoes and you spent most of your days outdoors.

I bought some decent hiking shoes last year and they make quite a different walking on rough terrain.

Doing it barefoot would be really unpleasant

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)

91 I know I've seen that one in person. It really is very nice.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

92 I see Muldoon beat me to a sickle-cell reference.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

93 21 Barefoot and pregnant.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (+iIfu)

FINALLY we get some handmaid's tale action around here.
Posted by: Sponge

Who forget to chain her back up in the kitchen?!?!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 05, 2026 09:45 AM (ycI94)

94 Life was very different when you generally had to grow your own food

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

95 We already had that.
Beware the Wheelers!
Posted by: gKWVE at

I'm one of the few that loved that movie as a kid.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Little girl Fairuza Balk's head woulda looked weird on Mombi's adult woman body.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 09:45 AM (nDXbg)

96 Nurse gets that same look when the woodpeckers show up.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (vFG9F)

97 94 Life was very different when you generally had to grow your own food

Not for everyone. There were alternatives.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

98 4 Per Wikipedia:
Arguably, Breton's fame peaked posthumously in 1934 at The Chicago World's Fair. First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt unveiled The Song of the Lark as the winner of the Chicago Daily News contest to find the "most beloved work of art in America". Further, she declared the painting as being her personal favorite painting
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)
Eleanor, huh? This is troublesome.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (LHPAg)

99 The theme is weapons!

I think. . .

Glad no one is hurting the young girl in the painting today.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (X8xt3)

100 Shrek called, he wants his feet back

Posted by: one hour sober at June 05, 2026 09:47 AM (J4Dwc)

101 Nurse gets that same look when the woodpeckers show up.
Posted by: fd

Creepy dead eyes? I would expect something more animated.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 05, 2026 09:47 AM (nDXbg)

102 sickles are handy tools, I have a couple of hand sickles for getting grass down around trees and the odd corners of the yard where the mower won't reach. It would be a miserable tool to use all day for harvesting, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:47 AM (rbvCR)

103 Glad no one is hurting the young girl in the painting today.

That's very specific. Did I miss something?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)

104 >>Graham Platner's nightmare - a beautiful, buxom young lass with a sickle and an I'm-so-tired attitude.


"Actually, women fared quite well under Communism. It was empowering!"
-- NYT, Communism Apologists

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (X8xt3)

105 I thought larks flew around close to the ground. Is this true?

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

106 Limerick explanation:

Sickle cell anemia is a genetic condition that largely afflicts African-Americans. It gets its name from the shape of red blood cells into a curved configuration resembling a harvesting sickle during low oxygen conditions. When this happens, the blood cells can cause blockages in capillaries resulting in tissue necrosis of organs. This is a sickle cell "crisis". In the patois of southern Louisiana I have heard patients refer to it as "sick as hell anemia" and mention "blood clogs" as part of the disease.

(However, I never heard anyone "heave a scythe of relief.)

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

107 Not for everyone. There were alternatives.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)


A Russian director made a pretty good movie about Genghis called "Mongol" a number of years ago

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)

108
The "Texas Sickle Massacre" was a hit in Armenia and No Where Else"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (iJfKG)

109 >>> Glad no one is hurting the young girl in the painting today.

That's very specific. Did I miss something?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)


The one from yesterday was so ridiculously random lol! I saw it later in the day and laughed.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:49 AM (3uBP9)

110 >>Crops haven't even grown yet.

What's she need the sickle for?




It's ceremonial, it's part of her CULTURE!!
Back off!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)

111 "Glad no one is hurting the young girl in the painting today."

If anybody tries, they better know the Tueller Rule.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

112 Obamacare is just another grift to shift taxpayer money to the left.

A new report from @Paragon_Inst
estimates there are more low-income enrollees in the Obamacare exchanges than there is eligible people in 28 states.

Florida is the worst, with over 3M enrollees from an eligible population of 636,000.


https://tinyurl.com/msvzs8pb

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (Riz8t)

113 In the patois of southern Louisiana I have heard patients refer to it as "sick as hell anemia" and mention "blood clogs" as part of the disease.

(However, I never heard anyone "heave a scythe of relief.)
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

And it is NOT caused by licking food stamps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (/+uur)

114 The painting doesn't make much sense. The subject is holding a sickle, which is a harvesting instrument, in a field where the vegetation is barely ankle-high. Larks 'ascend' in the morning, so this is intended to be daybreak, I think. She's open-mouthed, as if this is the first time Country Girl has ever heard bird song, which is very unlikely.

Not intended for practical-minded country folk, this painting is for the high-minded bourgeoisie in the Big City.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)

115
A Russian director made a pretty good movie about Genghis called "Mongol" a number of years ago
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (sKqQm)


Mongol just paw in game of life!

Posted by: Mongol at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (iJfKG)

116 "Actually, women fared quite well under Communism. It was empowering!"
-- NYT, Communism Apologists


Life in the USSR right after WWII must have been...interesting.

Western Europe reacted to the death toll on its men by embracing the idea of having a mistress - the Soviets lost a much higher percentage of their male population so presumably they adopted the same solution (reading histories of commie leaders they generally had mistresses just like their western counterparts)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)

117 You could view this painting while listening to Ralph Vaughan Williams' "The Lark Ascending"

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 09:51 AM (lJ0H4)

118 "Go ahead, pinch my ass one more time. I dare you."

Posted by: Tonypete at June 05, 2026 09:51 AM (jnTpz)

119 Muldoon, is it true that sickle-cell evolved as a defense against malaria?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

120 Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.

Posted by: Karl at June 05, 2026 09:51 AM (OhZoB)

121 What a lovely painting. The peasant girl about to start another day of labor. She is young, sturdy from work, even her feet are broad from contact with the ground. She probably doesn't expect her life to change. The colors of her world, even her clothes, are muted, not dull but of the earth. The one bright spot is the rising sun, the start of a new day. Then, as the sun first appears, she hears the lark singing and pauses. Her expression is not exaggerated just still, as a sound of loveliness and life touches her. It is subtle but look longer and you can feel the stirrings she is experiencing, possibly for the first time.

I would hang this in a minute. I can imagine Tolkien having this painting in mind as he developed the Shire.

Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

122 Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
Posted by: Karl at

I do love me some French fried potatahs

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (a4mmt)

123 I also remember a novel I read where the premise was that in the future most people play VR/multiplayer games and the culture is obsessed with it.

So a couple of players invent a time machine and go back to the 1200s and abduct a mongol warrior thinking that he will help them to win.

And...he quickly escapes the fops that kidnapped him, eventually gets into the game, and dominates it a la Genghis Khan

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)

124 >>> The painting doesn't make much sense. The subject is holding a sickle, which is a harvesting instrument, in a field where the vegetation is barely ankle-high. Larks 'ascend' in the morning, so this is intended to be daybreak, I think. She's open-mouthed, as if this is the first time Country Girl has ever heard bird song, which is very unlikely.

Not intended for practical-minded country folk, this painting is for the high-minded bourgeoisie in the Big City.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)


She's taking the time to watch something she's seen a hundred times before but on this morning it felt different. Because she's changed.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (3uBP9)

125 You could make all sorts of stories out of this, even if you don't want the "agricultural implements are needed here"
She could be out cutting nettles or grass for her goats so they can be milked, for example.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (rbvCR)

126 Inside the $850 million Obama Presidential Center ahead of its Juneteenth opening

Within 5 years there will be Haji Marches as part of the Mohammedan Pilgrimages.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (/+uur)

127 And yes, there IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code D57.1
Sickle-cell disease, non specified


There's a code for EVERYTHING

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)

128 "Mongol: The Rise of Genghis Khan" (2007) added to my list, thanks!
youtube.com/watch?v=YKm6fmI27Jk

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (Jr5Lq)

129 Malaria was a menace. Some blame it for the decline of the Mediterranean in the later Roman Empire.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (jYQny)

130 The painting doesn't make much sense. The subject is holding a sickle, which is a harvesting instrument, in a field where the vegetation is barely ankle-hig

Maybe she is going to cut a bitch?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (sKqQm)

131
There's a code for EVERYTHING
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)



What's the code for "Matchbox car up my ass?"

Posted by: Jackass at June 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

132 The subject is holding a sickle, which is a harvesting instrument, in a field where the vegetation is barely ankle-high.

Look in the fields behind her. There is green aplenty. The one she's standing in may have already been harvested.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

133 Ok mam... didn't mean nothin by it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 09:55 AM (cWLG3)

134 She's taking the time to watch something she's seen a hundred times before but on this morning it felt different. Because she's changed.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (3uBP9)
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Yeah, like her Dad yelled at her to get to work and she yelled back "From now on, call me Bob!"

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 09:55 AM (rj6Yv)

135 >>That's very specific. Did I miss something?

Yesterday's painting: Friar Pedro Shoots El Maragato as His Horse Runs Off

Wednesday's: Cupid Chastised (he's being whipped)

Tuesday's: Old Man and a Child (creepy old man resting hand on shoulder of girl who's pulling back)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (X8xt3)

136 IIRC, SCA occurs when a person gets two copies of the recessive gene. One copy confers some resistance to malaria, but two is very bad.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (Riz8t)

137 Doing it barefoot would be really unpleasant
Posted by: 18-1

That's why I leave my boots and hat on. There's a reason they call it "knocking boots."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (ycI94)

138 Only one team is not hosting a pride night event in 2026: the Texas Rangers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (/+uur)

139 I'm not sure what else we can glean from this painting...

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)

140 I've seen this type of movie or it's on my list.

Oh, the French movie "Inside", pregnant woman about to give birth in her house with a person with a knife. That was an intense movie. Fantastic. "L'interior" I think.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 09:57 AM (Sco7b)

141 Totally Soviet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

142 >>> And yes, there IS a code for that.

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code D57.1
Sickle-cell disease, non specified


There's a code for EVERYTHING
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)


Do I have one?

Posted by: Ennui at June 05, 2026 09:57 AM (3uBP9)

143 "The painting doesn't make much sense."

Its enigmatic quality with such a simple subject is what makes it good, IMHO.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

144 The oddest thing about Genghis is he fell in love with a woman who was then abducted by a neighboring tribe and forced to "marry" a warrior in that tribe.

Genghis got together a rescue operation but it took a year or so and when he did get her back she was pregnant.

He raised that son as his own though the son's loyalty was always weak because everyone, including him, knew biologically he wasn't.

Note he didn't adopt Borte's son, he just pretend the boy was biologically his.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 09:58 AM (sKqQm)

145 122 Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
Posted by: Karl at

I do love me some French fried potatahs
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (a4mmt)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MCfVxho_8k

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 09:58 AM (cWLG3)

146 Late to the thread. This painting saved Bill Murray's life:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzj67xx

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 05, 2026 09:58 AM (PiwSw)

147 In this gal’s church, they sing “Bringing in the Shivs.”

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

148 Look in the fields behind her. There is green aplenty. The one she's standing in may have already been harvested.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)
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It's a romantic painting, not a practical or authentic one. "The Gleaners" is more my preference.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 09:59 AM (rj6Yv)

149 147 Ha!

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:59 AM (Jr5Lq)

150 >>> I'm not sure what else we can glean from this painting...
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)


He's on a whole 'nother level of pun now. He's the Pun Reaper.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:59 AM (3uBP9)

151 In this gal’s church, they sing “Bringing in the Shivs.”
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

Followed by "How Can I Keep From Slinging "

Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 10:01 AM (rgnea)

152 Hat Trick in Baseball

https://x.com/MLB/status/2062005611424813203

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)

153 The Murray story is a good one. Every day is a new day, and a new chance.
Although if you're a peasant woman with no shoes, the new day likely will be another bad one.

Posted by: Wally at June 05, 2026 10:01 AM (65cLN)

154 insight into some of the defense Karmelo’s lawyer will potentially be utilizing, including “constitutional carry” and “stand your ground”

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (/+uur)

155 The Murray story is a good one. Every day is a new day, and a new chance.

So you're saying...the sun'll come out, tomorrow!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (Riz8t)

156 >>Inside the $850 million Obama Presidential Center ahead of its Juneteenth opening


That is perfect!
Of course, he will coincide the Grand Opening of the Obama Church and Museum with a historical black event.
He has to make Junteenth about me, me, me!!

*During PRIDE Month????

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (X8xt3)

157 "Bluebell at Dawn"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (Kdi1r)

158 Hat Trick in Baseball

https://x.com/MLB/status/2062005611424813203
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)



Piker.

Posted by: Pete Incaviglia at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

159 "Yes, but it wasn't REAP-REAP!

/Whoopie

Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

160 144 I think that is the plot of The Conqueror...

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2026 10:03 AM (YwEeS)

161 Well past 100. Sweet. From Instapundit...via X
An important George Floyd anniversary!!


Eric S. Raymond
@esrtweet
Today is Fracture Day - the fifth anniversary of the final fracture.

On June 5th 2020, over a thousand public health experts published an open letter giving sanction for Black Lives Matter, a Marxist terrorist organization, to ignore COVID lockdown restrictions and riot in the streets, looting and burning down our cities, because "racism is a public-health issue".

And nobody in the rest of the establishment pushed back.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:03 AM (Sco7b)

162 >>insight into some of the defense Karmelo’s lawyer will potentially be utilizing, including “constitutional carry” and “stand your ground”


stand your ground in another team's tent containing their backpacks/valuables?

Uh, OK, sure

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 10:03 AM (X8xt3)

163 insight into some of the defense Karmelo’s lawyer will potentially be utilizing, including “constitutional carry” and “stand your ground”
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (/+uur)



It wasn't his ground.

There was no reasonable inclination that his life was in danger by any stretch.

It was a knife, that he didn't need, that was in his backpack only after he decided whitey needed to pay.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

164 If it was Friday the 13th that painting would be perfect.
Don't think I'd hang this one, a little spooky.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 10:04 AM (JQmtK)

165 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (/+uur)

Purposefully twisting the meaning of those terms to discredit their use in legitimate cases.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2026 10:04 AM (lFFaq)

166 stand your ground in another team's tent containing their backpacks/valuables?

Uh, OK, sure
Posted by: Lizzy at June

With a weapon on school property at a school event.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:04 AM (a4mmt)

167 That stand your ground defense doesn't always work.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (65cLN)

168 I'm not sure what else we can glean from this painting...
Posted by: muldoon at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)


He's on a whole 'nother level of pun now. He's the Pun Reaper.
Posted by: banana Dream

It's all been harvested.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (lJ0H4)

169 Pratt was probably not going to win vs Bass. But Dems take no chances when it comes to “fortifying” elections.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (tNkpt)

170 What's the jurisdiction? What city will burn for sweet little baby Karmelo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (BI5O2)

171 That stand your ground defense doesn't always work.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (65cLN)



Boy howdy.

Posted by: Tiananmen Square Guy at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Of course, he will coincide the Grand Opening of the Obama Church and Museum with a historical black event.
He has to make Junteenth about me, me, me!!

*During PRIDE Month????

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 10:02 AM (X8xt3)

To be fair, Pride Month is ALSO about him...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (Kdi1r)

173 That Karmelo Anthony is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (OhZoB)

174 Boy howdy.
Posted by: Tiananmen Square Guy

That's my favorite place!
-Jazz Hands Tommy Walz

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (a4mmt)

175
To be fair, Pride Month is ALSO about him...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (Kdi1r)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE BARACK LIKES TO GET BLOW JOBS FROM FAT, HOMOSEXUAL WHITE MEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHISBERGER at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

176 >>insight into some of the defense Karmelo’s lawyer will potentially be utilizing, including “constitutional carry” and “stand your ground”

There's more.

https://tinyurl.com/mskh6kja

What lovely people. It's hard to understand how Karmelo Anthony went so wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

177 Pratt was probably not going to win vs Bass. But Dems take no chances when it comes to “fortifying” elections.

This might be the most obviously fixed election in human memory. Yes more then 2020.

13K votes counted over night none for Pratt. The probability of that is 6.51 × 10-2290

And yet I can see any number of leftists arguing "hey you can't say its impossible"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (sKqQm)

178 You've sunk to a new loam.

Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (rgnea)

179 That Karmelo Anthony is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (OhZoB)



Explained by the fact that his parents took his GoFundMe money and bought a gated house and a Cadillac Escalade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

180 This is that Scot gal who became a meme for defending her sister, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs a sword, too at June 05, 2026 10:08 AM (dn9xm)

181 And Canada's AI strategy is OUT!! Probably literally. Kate at smalldeanimals had this tweet.

bu/ac
@buperac
AI in Canada lost before it even got started.

They literally are trying to get AI to give a Land acknowledgement before any session.

Here are 6 statements that show how Canada already blew AI like we all knew it would.

1. “The Government of Canada commits to applying Gender-Based Analysis Plus in a meaningful way across policy design, skills development, innovation, and governance to ensure that AI reflects our values, protects those most impacted, and leads to outcomes that are safe, inclusive, and beneficial for all Canadians.”

2. “Canadian AI must support, reflect, and project Canadian culture, which includes our customs, our history, and our heritage. Canadian voices, languages, communities, and knowledge must also be represented in how AI systems are designed, built, and used.”

3. “support Indigenous self-determination over how AI is built and used in Indigenous contexts, and build domestic capacity to address the specific harms Indigenous Peoples face.”



Time to get back to AI while it's still useful up here.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:08 AM (Sco7b)

182 This might be the most obviously fixed election in human memory. Yes more then 2020.

13K votes counted over night none for Pratt. The probability of that is 6.51 × 10-2290

And yet I can see any number of leftists arguing "hey you can't say its impossible"
Posted by: 18-1 at June

2004 Washington governor race would like a word. Though the same people are behind this one too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (a4mmt)

183 What lovely people. It's hard to understand how Karmelo Anthony went so wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)

In point of fact, he DIDN'T go wrong. He turned out exactly how they wanted him to.

The problem is cultural. Their culture doesn't work with - and is actually hostile to - our culture. There is no possible reconciliation with cultures that which to exterminate yours.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Kdi1r)

184 Marx and Engels late for work again! That’s it! Cutting their useless dicks off! All they wanna do is yap about proletariat this and kill the rich that and blow us for the workers comrade. Well we’ll see about this.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (icmmM)

185 There's more.

https://tinyurl.com/mskh6kja


Karmelo supporters: He was just defending himself that's all.

Also Karmelo supporters: If you disagree with me I'm going to murder you just like Karmelo murdered that cracker

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (sKqQm)

186 There is no possible reconciliation with cultures that which to exterminate yours.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Kdi1r)

That WISH to exterminate yours.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Kdi1r)

187 She got a blade, she be pissed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (snZF9)

188 82
James Handy murdered on Wednesday.

Michael Gledhill, 44, the son of Handy's girlfriend, has been arrested on suspicion of murder, the Los Angeles Police Department said.
Officers responded to a report of "unknown trouble" after a caller dialled 911 and told police: "I am the son of man, I just killed the man of sin."

--
Gledhill flagged down the first responders and said he was the one they were looking for

Strange story - is the killer cuckoo or going for an insanity plea

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (tG1pe)

189 Gledhill flagged down the first responders and said he was the one they were looking for

Strange story - is the killer cuckoo or going for an insanity plea
Posted by: vmom deport deport

He said something like I'm a man of god and I killed the man of sin. So I'm going cuckoo bananas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:11 AM (a4mmt)

190 CA-6 was stolen as well. That’s the district where two republicans were winning on Election Day.
Surprise!!! A Dem is now in 2nd place after 3 days of “counting” ballots.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:12 AM (tNkpt)

191 There is no possible reconciliation with cultures that which to exterminate yours.

TBH if you turned off EBT and went back to 50s era policing the problem would go away in a generation.

People working for a living don't have time for this comically bad gangster crap that has become the norm in our cities.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

192 studebaker hawk -> studebaker lark
avanti you to know.

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

193 Ok, it's Plano-area.

This is a yuuuge opportunity.

When this kid gets sent up the river, put down the riot with prejudice. Give Antifa and BLM a whiff of grapeshot. It's time to show America that the Right can restore order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:12 AM (BI5O2)

194 And the Obama Presidential Library of DOOM has brought me so much happiness.

What a wonderful, beautifully f@cked up mess.


I'd like to put this forward. Throughout human history, rich and powerful men, or poor but talented created amazing works of art to symbolize their love of an amazing woman.

Perhaps the library is Barack's enduring symbol of love towards Mooch.

Think about it...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (Sco7b)

195 Is the Trump admin doing anything with the CA fix? Yes I know state elections but pretty sure there are angles if they want to get involved

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

196 Strange story - is the killer cuckoo or going for an insanity plea
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (tG1pe)
=====

He could have been higher than a kite.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (rj6Yv)

197 That stand your ground defense doesn't always work.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie



Here's what sinks his Self Defense claim.

Sec. 9.31. SELF-DEFENSE. (a) Except as provided in Subsection (b), a person is justified in using force against another when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is immediately necessary to protect the actor against the other's use or attempted use of unlawful force. The actor's belief that the force was immediately necessary as described by this subsection is presumed to be reasonable if the actor:
(e) A person who has a right to be present at the location where the force is used, who has not provoked the person against whom the force is used, and who is not engaged in criminal activity at the time the force is used is not required to retreat before using force as described by this section.


CA had no right to be at that tent.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (lwhHh)

198 Perhaps the library is Barack's enduring symbol of love towards Mooch.

Think about it...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

I think it's an enduring symbol of his love for butt plugs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:14 AM (a4mmt)

199 The problem is cultural. Their culture doesn't work with - and is actually hostile to - our culture. There is no possible reconciliation with cultures that which to exterminate yours.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (Kdi1r)

This guy gets it.

Pro tip: Don't start your race war until you're in the majority.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 10:15 AM (dK+Kv)

200 Ok, it's Plano-area.

This is a yuuuge opportunity.

When this kid gets sent up the river, put down the riot with prejudice. Give Antifa and BLM a whiff of grapeshot. It's time to show America that the Right can restore order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There won't be riots. CA lives 40 miles from the hood. He is not of the body.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:15 AM (lwhHh)

201 Perhaps the library is Barack's enduring symbol of love towards Mooch.

Think about it...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (Sco7b)

To Mooch's ginormous dong, maybe.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:15 AM (Kdi1r)

202 Song of the Lark?
You mean Sunrise, Sunset?

Or, since she already has the sickle, is she singing "If I had a hammer"?

Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (kU0PQ)

203 @169

>>Pratt was probably not going to win vs Bass. But Dems take no chances when it comes to “fortifying” elections.

In a fair election he may have.

The only thing to watch is if they are intent on conjuring enough ballots to put Bass over 50pct so there is no contest in November, or give enough to Raman so Pratt falls to 3rd and is iced out.

Either way, Pratt's done and should probably get out of the state as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (XV/Pl)

204 I'd like to put this forward. Throughout human history, rich and powerful men, or poor but talented created amazing works of art to symbolize their love of an amazing woman.

Perhaps the library is Barack's enduring symbol of love towards Mooch.

Think about it...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (Sco7b)
====

Right now, I'm thinking of all the racial healing in Chicago. Thanks, Barry!

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (rj6Yv)

205 There's some real race baiting going on at the Karmelo Anthony trial. Someone is deliberately riling up the blacks. They are openly promising violence against whites.

And the whites? Generally speaking, pretty fed up with this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (jehhT)

206 198 Perhaps the library is Barack's enduring symbol of love towards Mooch.

Think about it...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

I think it's an enduring symbol of his love for butt plugs.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:14 AM (a4mmt)

It can be both.

And you'd think the Dems would at least toss in a few votes for Pratt unless they just want to steal and brag.

"Pearl', 'X' and 'Maxxxine' are next on my movie list, btw. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (Sco7b)

207 So using the Carmelo defense theory I can break into a home and if the resident of the home gets in my way of stealing I can kill them because I’m standing my ground.

Nice.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:16 AM (tNkpt)

208 195 Couldn’t the Feds intervene in CA under the Constitutional clause that the Federal Government has to guarantee that every state maintains a republican form of government, which their electoral shenanigans are endangering?

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

209 195 Is the Trump admin doing anything with the CA fix? Yes I know state elections but pretty sure there are angles if they want to get involved
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

He said he has the LA FBI bureau looking into it but not sure what good that will be...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:17 AM (FtULh)

210 There won't be riots. CA lives 40 miles from the hood. He is not of the body.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:15 AM (lwhHh)

I'll take that bet.

Laphroig or Four Roses?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:17 AM (Kdi1r)

211 The Song of the Lark
Jules Breton

The Art Institute of Chicago
April 14, 2025

Did you know that Jules Breton’s "Song of the Lark" was deemed the most popular painting in America in a poll conducted in 1934?

In this evocative work, a young peasant woman stands silently in the flat fields of the artist’s native Normandy as the sun rises, listening to the song of a distant lark.
Not only was the painting popular with the public, but it was also Eleanor Roosevelt’s favorite work of art.

On view in Gallery 222.
Image: Jules Adolphe Breton. "The Song of the Lark," 1884. Henry Field Memorial Collection.
--
Calm, very nice.

A nice lead in to the weekend. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 10:17 AM (NFX2v)

212 116 my wuppertahl grampa (pop's pop) married his own stepdaughter. needed more kids for labor.

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)

213 Pearl', 'X' and 'Maxxxine' are next on my movie list, btw. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't

Awesome! Pearl is my favorite of the 3 but you should watch in release order x, Pearl, maxxxine. Pearl works better when you go back in time for it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:18 AM (a4mmt)

214 If a ceo ran a company the way California runs elections he’d be in prison for 20 years on hundreds of fraud convictions.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:19 AM (tNkpt)

215 There won't be riots. CA lives 40 miles from the hood. He is not of the body.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:15 AM (lwhHh)

I'll take that bet.

Laphroig or Four Roses?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


How do we pay up?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:19 AM (lwhHh)

216 Later in this series: "Lark's Tongue in Aspic".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:20 AM (1z8ji)

217 173 That Karmelo Anthony is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (OhZoB)

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Deal. One dollar.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (u/oMr)

218 How do we pay up?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:19 AM (lwhHh)

I haven't gotten that far... I think you can order online now?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (Kdi1r)

219 @209

>>He said he has the LA FBI bureau looking into it but not sure what good that will be...

The election is not over so there is no injured party, there isn't a formal complaint or request by the Cali GOP or Pratt, so there's not much the FBI can do really.

At the end of the day, Cali Dems have a 2:1 voter registration advantage over Republicans, so they have all of the means to conjure votes.

The Bottom Line is Democrats want to be governed by Democrats and not Republicans.

It's really as simple as that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (XV/Pl)

220 That stand your ground defense doesn't always work.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (65cLN)


Boy howdy.
Posted by: Tiananmen Square Guy at June 05, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Indeed.

Posted by: David Koresh at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (wVcYX)

221 Fear the reaper

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (FZYNt)

222 If a ceo ran a company the way California runs elections he’d be in prison for 20 years on hundreds of fraud convictions.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:19 AM (tNkpt)

Pfffffffffffffffffft.
- Paul 'Enron' Krugman

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:21 AM (Kdi1r)

223 I haven't gotten that far... I think you can order online now?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


We can't in Texas. 😢

I've wanted to order some Macallan from the distillery, but no.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:22 AM (lwhHh)

224 Even if the fbi/DOJ investigates it won’t change anything. It’s not like a judge will undo the results. They’ll say we found some isolated cases of irregularities, better training is needed and that wil be that.

The fraud is so deep and institutionalized it’s not even “fraud” it’s just the way things work in thru eyes.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:22 AM (tNkpt)

225 >>> Later in this series: "Lark's Tongue in Aspic".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:20 AM (1z8ji)


Wow! That sounds really good!

Posted by: 70s food trends at June 05, 2026 10:23 AM (3uBP9)

226 131 hahaha.
lesney mb1.1

Posted by: cmeat at June 05, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

227 Chicago getting the Obama library and loosing the Bears. Bend over and spread them wide Chicago.

Will Michelle wear a jockstrap or go commando?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 05, 2026 10:24 AM (icmmM)

228 We can't in Texas. 😢

I've wanted to order some Macallan from the distillery, but no.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:22 AM (lwhHh)

Well.

Bragging rights, then?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:24 AM (Kdi1r)

229 @SenMcConnell
Democrats’ reckless blockade of border security and law enforcement is finally behind us. If there’s a lesson to take from their months of madness, it’s the importance of regular-order, full-year funding bills. And that’s where I’ll continue to put my full attention.
Jun 5, 2026 · 12:36 PM UTC

Posted by: fighting the Democrats like a VIKING at June 05, 2026 10:24 AM (ws3g6)

230 At the end of the day, Cali Dems have a 2:1 voter registration advantage over Republicans, so they have all of the means to conjure votes.

The Bottom Line is Democrats want to be governed by Democrats and not Republicans.

It's really as simple as that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

NYC is 80% Democrat. But they elected Rudy twice. Sometimes there is a breakthrough in a fair electoral process.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:25 AM (tNkpt)

231 Peasant girl!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

232 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. I think I dated her once.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

233 Ah, Wolfus is here. Now we can get the definitive assessment of the gal’s feet.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

234 She *looks* preggers, but it could just be that wrap around her middle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 10:27 AM (wzUl9)

235 The fraud is so deep and institutionalized it’s not even “fraud” it’s just the way things work in thru eyes.
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:22 AM (tNkpt)
=======

California is a rich state, but not so rich after its most productive residents pull up stakes and beat feet. Then the state Dems will have to pull every lever for a federal permanent subsidy, including galactic-level social services fraud.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)

236 Pro tip: Don't start your race war until you're in the majority."

Especially with JMB(PBUH) on the other side...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 10:28 AM (XuXeR)

237 139 glean -> extrapolate

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at June 05, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

238 WTF? A suburban kid shanked another suburban kid? Wow.

I just assumed this was the usual hoodrat horseshit, spilling over into the human world.

Nice work you little retard fuckup. You ruined your life for nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

239 Bragging rights, then?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Of course!
And if I lose, it would be an honor to lose to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (lwhHh)

240 Nice work you little retard fuckup. You ruined your life for nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well his parents got a nice house and car.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (a4mmt)

241 NY Times, House Passes Ukraine Aid in Defiance of Republican Leaders
Eighteen G.O.P. lawmakers broke with their party and joined Democrats to deliver yet another blow to the president’s foreign policy agenda.

NBC News, Senate passes $70B bill to fund immigration enforcement, without limits on Trump ‘anti-weaponization’ fund
Republicans ultimately defeated multiple attempts by senators on both sides of the aisle to codify ending or changing the $1.8 billion settlement fund.

touché?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (NFX2v)

242 Nice work you little retard fuckup. You ruined your life for nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

Well his Family made around 800 thousand on GoFundMe so....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:30 AM (FtULh)

243 I like this guy's works almost as much as he likes peasant girls.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 05, 2026 10:30 AM (9VBtX)

244 142 yes, n for neville. it is your gashlycrumbtiny code.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at June 05, 2026 10:30 AM (R11M+)

245 WTF? A suburban kid shanked another suburban kid? Wow.

I just assumed this was the usual hoodrat horseshit, spilling over into the human world.

Nice work you little retard fuckup. You ruined your life for nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


That's the thing. This kid is do far from the hood it isn't even funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:31 AM (lwhHh)

246 I like this guy's works almost as much as he likes peasant girls.
Posted by: Easy the Elder at June 05, 2026 10:30 AM (9VBtX)

Island Girl >>> Peasant Girl

Posted by: Sir Elton John at June 05, 2026 10:32 AM (wVcYX)

247 And if I lose, it would be an honor to lose to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (lwhHh)

That's flattering coming from you. Thanks.

Wait...Am I a commenter in good standing!??!

I didn't say anything about the war in Iran being over in May though... I'm so confused.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:32 AM (Kdi1r)

248 Saw this job posting on LinkedIn
Says it’s remote. But prefer someone in Houston. And the candidate will work EST hours.

So you want someone in Houston to work for an east coast client? But why not someone in oh I dunno Miami?

I swear the entire job market is beyond retarded.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:32 AM (tNkpt)

249 > WTF? A suburban kid shanked another suburban kid? Wow.
---------
You can take the kid out of the ghetto...

I see this here. Rural KY. Suburban blacks who've wholly embraced the ghetto culture. All of it. Including the crime, drugs and violence.

It defines an entire race (at times.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:33 AM (jehhT)

250 And if I lose, it would be an honor to lose to you.

Sounds gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 10:33 AM (Kt19C)

251 Says it’s remote. But prefer someone in Houston. And the candidate will work EST hours."

Sounds like XOM...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 10:33 AM (XuXeR)

252 And if I lose, it would be an honor to lose to you."

Cease this faggotry at once!

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 10:34 AM (XuXeR)

253 Nice work you little retard fuckup. You ruined your life for nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well his Family made around 800 thousand on GoFundMe so....
Posted by: It's me donna


Here's the thing. They weren't hurting to begin with.

The median household income in Frisco, TX in 2024 was $145,444, which was 45.2% greater than the median annual income of $79,721 across the entire state of Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:34 AM (lwhHh)

254 That's the thing. This kid is do far from the hood it isn't even funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:31 AM (lwhHh)

Yeah I saw your comment, and it surprised.

I expect this dumb shit from from hoodrats, and why not? They don't know any better and unless they're smart and motivated they have zero prospects, so why would they care? Just stab whoever disses you.

But this kid lived among the humans... Threw it all away over some HS bullshit.

SMDH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

255 And if I lose, it would be an honor to lose to you.

Sounds gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 05, 2026 10:33 AM (Kt19C)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 10:35 AM (dK+Kv)

256 So what is up with Collins ? Thune is a worthless POS ... He can't keep his Party together...I'm thinking one way to corral Collins is for Trump to threaten to back her in her race ....Might work...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:35 AM (FtULh)

257 Just two more data breach settlements and I can afford lunch at Burger King.

*tosses confetti*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:36 AM (6/7Fs)

258 Getting repeatedly elected as a Republican in a Democrat state is quite a feat. There will be some temporizing involved. Easier to just be, you know, a Democrat.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:37 AM (Gqar8)

259
California is a rich state, but not so rich after its most productive residents pull up stakes and beat feet. Then the state Dems will have to pull every lever for a federal permanent subsidy, including galactic-level social services fraud.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)


Here the thing, though. Most productive people are not leaving. Yeah the billionaires are buying houses in Florida. But that’s a side show and they’re not really leaving California it’s a tax shelter.

In reality the people moving out of Cali are on average the middle class who have been priced out. That Uhaul statistic proves that point. Wealthy people don’t rent uhauls to move. San Francisco is minting more millionaires than ever before. Once OpenAI and Anthropic go public there will be thousands of new millionaires overnight.

The state is turning into Brazil with the very rich and very poor. But the very rich aren’t leaving.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:38 AM (tNkpt)

260 Just two more data breach settlements and I can afford lunch at Burger King.

*tosses confetti*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:36 AM (6/7Fs)

I was filling out all the details to set up an ID theft protection service, while thinking to myself, "this would be a great vector for ID thieves."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 10:38 AM (dK+Kv)

261 Re the Anthony family, "The Island of Doctor Moreau" proposed that medical science and brain surgery would evolve to the extent that animals would be able to mimick human speech and behavior if continually reinforced.
The Anthonys remain, nonetheless, animals.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 05, 2026 10:40 AM (qYkKi)

262 I'm thinking one way to corral Collins is for Trump to threaten to back her in her race ....Might work...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:35 AM (FtULh)

Collins actually fascinates me right now, but only tangentially.

Consider: She joined with Democrats and voted to convict President Trump at his impeachment. Today, Platner and the Dems say she is a Nazi fascist Trump MAGA lickspittle.

If even a Republican who opposed against Trump in the most consequential vote of his presidency is a Nazi fascist, then EVERY Republican is a Nazi fascist and there can be no reconciliation. None.

If they can't stomach even Susan Collins, preferring an ACTUAL Nazi, then there's nothing more to discuss with them. Ever. About anything. The time for talking is over.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:40 AM (Kdi1r)

263 Thune is a worthless POS ... He can't keep his Party together.
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Thune could force his caucus into line.

It's easy enough. "Do as your told or else I'll strip you of committee assignments, kill every bill you sponsor, cut off your NRSC funds, back your primary opponent, and leak some of your many crimes to the media and Trump's DoJ."

Even half of that threat would work on most GOP Senators. They have no spines.

Thune just doesn't want to. He isn't incapable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:42 AM (BI5O2)

264 If they can't stomach even Susan Collins, preferring an ACTUAL Nazi, then there's nothing more to discuss with them. Ever. About anything. The time for talking is over.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 10:40 AM (Kdi1r)

Well said.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 05, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

265 You can take the kid out of the hood...

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 10:42 AM (Fyaxu)

266 McCain was a Nazi. As was Romney. As is Colins.

RINOs are too retarded to understand that no matter what very do they’ll still be tagged as the most evil racist, woman hating child hating monster imaginable.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:42 AM (tNkpt)

267 But this kid lived among the humans... Threw it all away over some HS bullshit.

SMDH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

You can take the rat out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the rat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 10:43 AM (1z8ji)

268 So Senator Kelly announces to the world that our weapons stocks are critically low. Meanwhile, congress has failed to fund national security forces while we are engaged in conflict with an enemy who have threatened to attack US civilians. Congress then orders the President to abandon the war against the nation which is threatening attacks on US civilians so we can send weapons from our dangerously low stockpiles to Ukraine. How is this not treason?

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 05, 2026 10:44 AM (EcHpA)

269 Thune is a worthless POS ... He can't keep his Party together.



What if I told you his party was the Democrat party and he’s doing exactly what he’s there to do?

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:44 AM (tNkpt)

270 And WTF are we giving another billion dollars to Ukraine ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:44 AM (FtULh)

271
That's the thing. This kid is do far from the hood it isn't even funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:31 AM (lwhHh)



He was raised to hate. He was born a victim. He has shown exactly zero remorse since the murder. He told the cops he did it. He is a sociopath at best.

This kid's future was set in stone a long time ago.

A shame, yes, but enjoy prison. May he get the inevitable for his troubles. He's earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (p/Ri7)

272 Damn it. First World Problems.

I'm working in my computer room, with my 170 pound concrete, painted monkey sitting on his pedestal. I carried Ralphy down here and he's on his quilt and blanket. A tv is on to get me through this project. "Spider Man Noir"

Volume level 4 out of 100 is just slightly too low. Volume level 5 is freaking blaring. Four it is. I need to concentrate.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)

273 And WTF are we giving another billion dollars to Ukraine ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:44 AM (FtULh)



USAID is gone. We need a new launder for our sweet, sweet tax dollars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (p/Ri7)

274 And WTF are we giving another billion dollars to Ukraine ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:44 AM (FtULh)


Because Putin is 100X worse than Hitler and if we don’t keep sending money to Ukraine he’ll march across Europe.


Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (tNkpt)

275 This kid's future was set in stone a long time ago.

A shame, yes, but enjoy prison. May he get the inevitable for his troubles. He's earned it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (p/Ri7)

If indeed he gets prison time...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (FtULh)

276 the icd-10-cm diagnostic code forforeign object in the anus and rectum ("matchbox car in my ass") is t18.5.
my sons fyaynce is a keeper.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at June 05, 2026 10:46 AM (R11M+)

277 271

He was raised to hate. He was born a victim. He has shown exactly zero remorse since the murder. He told the cops he did it. He is a sociopath at best.

This kid's future was set in stone a long time ago.

A shame, yes, but enjoy prison. May he get the inevitable for his troubles. He's earned it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (p/Ri7)

If, IF convicted, expect riots.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:46 AM (Gqar8)

278
Volume level 4 out of 100 is just slightly too low. Volume level 5 is freaking blaring. Four it is. I need to concentrate.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)



I miss the old school analog potentiometer.


And Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (p/Ri7)

279 Because Putin is 100X worse than Hitler and if we don’t keep sending money to Ukraine he’ll march across Europe.


Posted by: Heroq


Let. Him. March.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (lwhHh)

280 He was raised to hate. He was born a victim. He has shown exactly zero remorse since the murder. He told the cops he did it. He is a sociopath at best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Used to be that we put rabid animals down because they were dangerous.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (+4yJ5)

281 If, IF convicted, expect riots.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:46 AM (Gqar

I do complete with sympathetic coverage by the media

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (FtULh)

282 257 Just two more data breach settlements and I can afford lunch at Burger King.

*tosses confetti*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 10:36 AM (6/7Fs)

LifeLabs in Canada had a data breach. I filled out the computer form for my late Mother and I. Sure, what the hell. May get UP TO $150. CANADIAN DOLLARS!!

It ended up about $1.73 or something like that.

Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (Sco7b)

283 The term "Nazi" has lost all significance. It's like "racism" that has become meaningless too.

The left loves to bastardize language.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (jehhT)

284 There's more.

https://tinyurl.com/mskh6kja

What lovely people. It's hard to understand how Karmelo Anthony went so wrong.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 05, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)


I seriously doubt that dude is anywhere near the courthouse; just some random street corner in the vicinity.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 05, 2026 10:48 AM (Ocvdq)

285
If, IF convicted, expect riots.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:46 AM



There won't be. Everyone knows this kid f*cked up. None of the race baiters have been here, nor will they.

The protesters outside the court are in the ones.

This is not your son's George Floyd or Trayvon Martin.

National news will barely blip when the jury comes back in 2 hours with a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:49 AM (p/Ri7)

286 Looks more like she's pursuing the Song of the Crow. They'll trash your home if you let them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 10:49 AM (D1E+2)

287 285
If, IF convicted, expect riots.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:46 AM


There won't be. Everyone knows this kid f*cked up. None of the race baiters have been here, nor will they.

The protesters outside the court are in the ones.

This is not your son's George Floyd or Trayvon Martin.

National news will barely blip when the jury comes back in 2 hours with a guilty verdict.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:49 AM (p/Ri7)

Would that be because of the color switch, also?

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:50 AM (Gqar8)

288 I think the Candy Bar Kid Killer had a side hustle of going to school events and stealing stuff.

So he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: Stealing Since He Could Crawl at June 05, 2026 10:50 AM (OhZoB)

289 The left loves to bastardize language.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (jehhT)

And you know who benefits the most from those words losing meaning? Actual racists and Nazis - which they actually are. By the time we try to point it out it's like Boy Who Cried Wolf, except it was the Wolf crying all along.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (Fyaxu)

290 The fucked up part is a solid 35% of whites agree that killing crackers is a good thing.

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (tNkpt)

291 288 I think the Candy Bar Kid Killer had a side hustle of going to school events and stealing stuff.

So he knew what he was doing.
Posted by: Stealing Since He Could Crawl at June 05, 2026 10:50 AM (OhZoB)

Shades of Michael Brown.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

292
Would that be because of the color switch, also?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:50 AM



Maybe, but I doubt it. The evidence at the beginning of this had "premeditated confrontation" written all over it. That's why even big media stayed away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (p/Ri7)

293 I miss the old school analog potentiometer.


And Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (p/Ri7)

*pours out a kale and oat milk smoothie*

For Piper. And as a public service.

Posted by: That stuff is NASTY at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (TbWk/)

294
Used to be that we put rabid animals down because they were dangerous.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 10:47 AM (+4yJ5)



Ah the good 'ole days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:52 AM (p/Ri7)

295 292
Would that be because of the color switch, also?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:50 AM


Maybe, but I doubt it. The evidence at the beginning of this had "premeditated confrontation" written all over it. That's why even big media stayed away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (p/Ri7)

Switching gears a bit, looks like Margaret Swan has been memory holed.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:52 AM (Gqar8)

296
*pours out a kale and oat milk smoothie*

For Piper. And as a public service.
Posted by: That stuff is NASTY at June 05, 2026 10:51 AM (TbWk/)



Her spirit did say yesterday that if her passing lead to The Horde increasing it's kale intake, it was worth it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:53 AM (p/Ri7)

297 Have a hand scyckle just like that, my grandfather's or great grandfather's. Neat and effective tool, adequate weapon if need be.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 05, 2026 10:54 AM (sl73Y)

298
Switching gears a bit, looks like Margaret Swan has been memory holed.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:52 AM



Black on black.

The media yawns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:54 AM (p/Ri7)

299 Scythe. Couldn't think of that word.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 05, 2026 10:55 AM (sl73Y)

300 Good jobs number out today.
Which makes stock markets freak out for fear of rate hikes.

Wall st would rather have a recession and low rates than a booming economy and slightly higher rates. It’s one of the weirdest things. Like who will buy shit from companies if nobody is working guys?

Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:55 AM (tNkpt)

301 Like who will buy shit from companies if nobody is working guys?
Posted by: Heroq at June 05, 2026 10:55 AM (tNkpt)

Credit card companies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2026 10:57 AM (Ot/FD)

302 There's a great tabletop strategy game called Scythe. War game. Giant robot forces. Troop movement, supply management, if you like that stuff great fun.

Posted by: 70s food trends at June 05, 2026 10:57 AM (3uBP9)

303 @299 the grim reaper's tool is a scythe.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2026 10:58 AM (cWLG3)

304 Wife out of town for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:58 AM (Gqar8)

305 Revenge of the Scythe

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2026 10:59 AM (MDua2)

306 The only way to protect from ID theft is to notify and have credit reporting agencies lock your credit information. These 'protection' agencies are more of an alert.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 10:59 AM (f3Fjc)

307 Wife out of town for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:58 AM



PARTY at TUBAL's!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:59 AM (p/Ri7)

308 307 Wife out of town for the weekend. The dog and I are meal planning.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 10:58 AM


PARTY at TUBAL's!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 10:59 AM (p/Ri7)


SSHH! She’s not quite gone yet!!

Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

309 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 05, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

310 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (p/Ri7)

311 I locked my credit shit down. I know two people who went through ID theft recently and the time and energy suck is beyond brutal.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 11:01 AM (Fyaxu)

312 Not like the media hasn't been talking the Street down for months. The number of months Trump has been president. Wait till he drops the hammer on Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 11:02 AM (f3Fjc)

313 Karmelo Anthony moved to 'undisclosed location to ensure his safety,' family reps say, April 2025

He's been residing in an undisclosed location under house arrest with a leg monitor since being released on a $250,000 bond.

Lesser or Reduced Murder Charges or Manslaughter - the sentence is 2 to 20 years in prison. Criminally Negligent Homicide (a state jail felony), punishable by 180 days to 2 years in a state jail facility.

House arrest for a year - where you know he's been an angel - and then maybe he gets the minimum. (He was just a child & it just happened!)

Where's Whig and the others that are quite knowledgeable?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)

314 202 james used to go around singing, "if i had a hammer, i'd beat your f'ing brains in" until roger beat nancy's in with a hammer in front of the kids. then he had to stop.
roger later hung himself.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at June 05, 2026 11:12 AM (R11M+)

315 I love that painting

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2026 11:23 AM (0zCfh)

316 314 "roger later hung himself."

Nature may well have hung him, but in the end, he probably hanged himself.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 05, 2026 12:02 PM (UWN7z)

317 And larks sing most loudly in the morning.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 05, 2026 12:05 PM (UWN7z)

318 Chiming in on a dead thread long after the Horde has moved on...sounds like a normal Friday!

I haven't read it in ages, but Willa Cather's book "Song of the Lark" is named for this painting. The description of the main character seeing this painting in the museum, and her reaction and artistic awakening due to the painting, is gorgeous. Written as only Willa can. From wiki:

"The Song of the Lark is a novel by American author Willa Cather, written in 1915. It ... tells the story of a talented artist born in a small town in Colorado who discovers and develops her singing voice. Her story is told against the backdrop of the burgeoning American West in which she was born in a town along the rail line, of fast-growing Chicago near the turn of the twentieth century, and of the audience for singers of her skills in the US compared to Europe. Thea Kronborg grows up, learning herself, her strengths and her talent, until she reaches success.

The title and first edition cover art comes from an 1884 painting of the same name by Jules Breton, part of the collection of the Art Institute of Chicago."

Posted by: LizLem at June 05, 2026 01:57 PM (Eng1Z)

319 316 i may never have considered that distinction. hung seems singular, hanged plural. i'm. a. f'ing. genius.

Posted by: edgar n. cleaver at June 05, 2026 03:38 PM (R11M+)

The Morning Report — 6/ 5 /26

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Good morning kids.

Let us once again compare and contrast.

While raising an LGBT pride flag over the state capitol building, Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers said he plans to defy a Supreme Court ruling on so-called “conversion therapy.”

On Monday, the Democrat governor shared his support for protecting “trans kids” and, in particular, keeping on the books a regulation that effectively bans counselors from assisting gender-confused and same-sex attracted kids.

With that as the shot (Gaaoline), get ready for the chaser (a lit match)

divided panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit ruled Monday that the Pentagon’s policy barring individuals with gender dysphoria from military service likely violates the Constitution. In Talbott v. United States, the majority found the policy -- issued under President Trump’s executive order and implemented by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth -- appears driven by “the bare desire to harm a politically unpopular group.” The court upheld a preliminary injunction protecting current transgender servicemembers from removal while allowing the ban on new accessions.

This is not constitutional adjudication. It is judicial legislation dressed in equal-protection robes, and it represents another dangerous step by federal courts outside the bounds of their authority and into the core constitutional domain of the political branches.


So Evers and the Democrats can go tell SCOTUS to go "F" itself because reasons. But in the second story, a circuit court literally violates the separation of powers and usurps the power of the President as the Commander-in-Chief to direct the military as he sees fit. As we all know this is just the latest illegal usurpation of the President's authority by the judiciary over the past few years which sadly has gone unanswered, except for the President's admirable but ridiculous strategy of relying on the very same corrupt courts to seek redress.

Well, sauce for the goose President Trump, tell this court to go to hell and unlike Evers, Trump would have the Constitution and nearly 200 years of unambiguous precedent on his side. Reining in a feral judiciary in this case is the right thing to do. Of course lest we forget the Democrats' plot to totally subsume the judiciary so that miracles like the Dobbs decision that overturned Roe v Wade as well as the most recent torpedo or at least shot across their bow Callais, can never happen again and thus maintain the Democrat stranglehold on power and crusade to destroy America as founded.


In the name of “norms” and “democracy,” radical Democrats are renewing calls to pack the U.S. Supreme Court should they regain control of the federal government.

The wave of alarming threats came about after the high court handed down a ruling in Louisiana v. Callais on Wednesday that nuked states’ ability to use race in the redistricting process. As The Federalist reported, the decision effectively gives states leeway “to eliminate majority-minority districts that were carved out under past interpretations of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act — interpretations that benefited Democrats.” . . . “The Supreme Court is a disgrace. And then, in the new Congress, we’re gonna have to do something about the Supreme Court,” Jeffries said. “And let me be very clear: Everything is on the table — everything — to deal with this corrupt MAGA majority that is issuing political opinions that are designed to bolster the prospects of the Republican Party. And we will not allow them to succeed.” The far-left Demand Justice issued a similar veiled threat in apparent support of such efforts. President Josh Orton — who boasts a background in Democrat Party activism — issued a statement following Callais‘ release, in which he smeared the Supreme Court for its decision and said it “must face fundamental reform if it is to once again serve our democracy.”

Pack the court with more commie rubber stamps like the America-hating dim bulb nebbish Brown-25 Jackson. And should future GOP presidents get to nominate and actually seat anyone even remotely like Clarence Thomas, the Left can always call on assassins to hunt them down like they did Brett Kavanaugh a few years back and most recently Amy Coney-Barrett. And the President himself multiple times.

Of course the political danger is that if President Trump were to ignore illegal court usurpations, it would just allow future Democrat Presidents GOD-FOBID to do the same thing. Well at that point we really would no longer have a country. And all things considered, given the attitudes and actions of the Democrat/Left America as founded and our society may already be gone, even as we approach our 250th birthday.

New Poll: Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans... “Those surveyed were asked what term best described how they felt when they thought about the United States marking its semiquincentennial anniversary, and Dems had almost nothing good to say.”

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1 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

2 A rare first for LVP?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (yz/88)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (jehhT)

4 Missed it by THAT MUCH! — Get Smart guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (yz/88)

5 Morning again!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (+4yJ5)

6 Tony Evers said he plans to defy a Supreme Court ruling on so-called “conversion therapy.

But isolating a child from their parents and pushing them to say they were born in the wrong gender is the good kind of conversion therapy.

Meanwhile, I wrote a company that I do business with and asked them a simple question: If companies can stop marketing mailings for Father's Day and Mother's Day because it's a sensitive topic for some people, can they do the same for Pride Month?

Waiting on a reply.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:43 AM (+4yJ5)

7 VDH has a great article on how to fix CA. Sorry if I missed it in the links JJ

Two word summary: common sense

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:44 AM (yz/88)

8 "Gender dysphoria" is just a complicated way of spelling "mental illness."

Posted by: Change my mind at June 05, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

9 “ Lord, you are the hope of Israel; all who forsake you will be put to shame. Those who turn away from you will be written in the dust because they have forsaken the Lord, the spring of living water.”

Jeremiah 17:13

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 07:46 AM (CVFGm)

10 Mornin’, Hordians!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 05, 2026 07:46 AM (lBqsU)

11 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (53oGX)

12 gravely undermine the Church’s very precise teaching on the devil, demons and exorcism

oh really?

very precise? lol sure guy

btw the above are the words of that DC lib who fired Monsignor Rosetti.

utter fool.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (j+aD2)

13 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

14 I could have been first but I was farming oysters.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

15 good morning! very little sleep and I blame hockey lol

great game tho

heart attack Canes!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (j+aD2)

16 Whatever happened to Scott Walker. He was a very good guv for WI and drove the lefties crazy in a good way. Maybe got tired of the fight? IIRC he went all RINO in a flipped prez bid and we haven’t heard from him since. He was a good guv…. Vastly better than this Evers twit

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (+gA9j)

17 13 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?

somehow they still have billions of votes to count

no rush!

amazing

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (j+aD2)

18 On Monday, the Democrat governor shared his support for protecting “trans kids” and, in particular, keeping on the books a regulation that effectively bans counselors from assisting gender-confused and same-sex attracted kids.

So they want to continue to unconstitutionally gag the free speech of therapists...how is that protection? Kids aren't supposed to go to therapists their parents pick to help them figure out their gender dysphoria?

Transgenderizing kids only helps those that want to keep population low, those that perform the surgeries, and those that supply the hormones...oh, and those that invest in all of the above.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (l3cgK)

19 17 13 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?

somehow they still have billions of votes to count

no rush!

amazing

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (j+aD2)

Empress of LA >>> Duke of New York?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (l3cgK)

20 osted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:43 AM (+4yJ5)

Good for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (lQ+/f)

21 A shifting economic landscape has culminated in Texas dethroning California as the nation’s premier hub for Fortune 500 companies. Data from the 2026 Fortune 500 list show Texas leading with 57 headquarters, compared with California’s 56, marking a reversal from two years ago, when California held the lead.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (ydfK0)

22 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

They need a few more weeks. It takes longer for them to harvest than midwestern grain farmers…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (+gA9j)

23 14 I could have been first but I was farming oysters.
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (vFG9F)


Or framing bearded clams...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)

24 tell this court to go to hell

You don't push back against an over-reaching judiciary by constantly seeking relief from the same judiciary.

All we've done thus far is cement The Supremes as supreme to the Executive and Judicial branches.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 07:50 AM (EFkNq)

25 22 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

They need a few more weeks. It takes longer for them to harvest than midwestern grain farmers…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 07:49 AM (+gA9j)

canvassing the cemeteries is a bitch...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:51 AM (l3cgK)

26 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

27
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we have some of that here

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)

28 It's a little late in the season to be sewing oyster seeds.

Posted by: During PRIDE Month? at June 05, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)

29 did you guys cover the rumor that Joe Rogan will join 60 Minutes?

which btw - would be amazing

he has the experience - well news radio experience anyway!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:53 AM (j+aD2)

30 8 "Gender dysphoria" is just a complicated way of spelling "mental illness."

Posted by: Change my mind at June 05, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

No, it's a specific kind of mental illness. What you wrote is like saying, "a cat is another word for an animal" which would imply that a dog is a cat since it's also an animal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:53 AM (l3cgK)

31 >A Catholic priest who spent nearly two decades casting out demons in the nation’s capital lost his post this week after he told followers that UFOs might be the devil in disguise.
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no, she is

https://youtu.be/emjLXdsj6xA

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (ZxPkt)

32 > As we all know this is just the latest illegal usurpation of the President's authority by the judiciary over the past few years which sadly has gone unanswered, except for the President's admirable but ridiculous strategy of relying on the very same corrupt courts to seek redress.
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I still can't believe the 2nd Trump administration didn't plan for this. I mean, it was obvious during his first term so it shouldn't have been a surprise, but it appears they have no clue (other than to literally roll with the punches) about what to do.

My suggestion has been to "use other measures" outside the courts. BAMN

This is a real problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (jehhT)

33 Or even sowing.

Posted by: Singer Agricultural Division at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

34 29 It's a little late in the season to be sewing oyster seeds.

Posted by: During PRIDE Month? at June 05, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)

What kind of thread do you use for sewing oyster seeds?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (l3cgK)

35 JJ with the bushels of happy sunshine this morning.

The left is mentally deranged.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (wVcYX)

36 Murkowski voted against the SAVE Act and she’s the only putative Republican to vote against funding ICE.

It’s way past the time for her to go.

BTW everyone’s new favorite Republican, Collins, voted against the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (CVFGm)

37 34 Or even sowing.

Posted by: Singer Agricultural Division at June 05, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

LOL, ISWYDT...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:55 AM (l3cgK)

38 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

39 Have any of these GOP senators ever offered a reason for their refusal to support the SAVE Act? Trump's response feels rather defeatist. Why not invite the four or five recalcitrants into the Oval office for a "private" confab, then ambush them with the media, asking them point blank what their problem is? Make them squirm. What has he got to lose at this point? They already hate him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 07:55 AM (INQN/)

40 I apologize for post #28
those responsible have been sacked

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:56 AM (ZxPkt)

41 Democrats use a rare mental problem, gender dysphoria, as a paintbrush to cover their evil actions of abusing children who are simply unsure of who they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1)

43 30 did you guys cover the rumor that Joe Rogan will join 60 Minutes?

which btw - would be amazing

he has the experience - well news radio experience anyway!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:53 AM (j+aD2)

They should get the Project Veritas folks or the guy who exposed the Somali fraudsters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (x0n13)

44 42 Democrats use a rare mental problem, gender dysphoria, as a paintbrush to cover their evil actions of abusing children who are simply unsure of who they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

And they're the ones who make the kids unsure in the first place...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (l3cgK)

45 Of course the political danger is that if President Trump were to ignore illegal court usurpations, it would just allow future Democrat Presidents GOD-FOBID to do the same thing.
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This presumes usurpations from the judiciary are going both ways. They don't. They only usurp when a Republican is leading the executive.

It's time to face the fact the judiciary has surrendered its impartiality and credibility to a political ideology.

The constitutional order is already gone. Time to act accordingly to preserve and defend the Constitution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

46 Thillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins

All voted against the SAVE Act.

The only one coming back if she beats the Nazi or his replacement is Collins.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (CVFGm)

47 Good morning JJ.

I certainly hope you and the lovely Mrs. Sefton are doing well.

Summers coming! Yay natural Vitamin D!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

48 Officials also announced criminal charges against the plant manager and a human resources coordinator.

As it should be. Add in bureaucrats who approve illegals for welfare and we might get somewhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

49 "Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans"

I've got a feeling that more than a few of them are not even happy about being human.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

50 Good for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thanks. I wasn't a jerk with my request. And I figure that since they are based in Poland, they may be sympathetic to my request.

The only other option is set a VPN pointing to Saudi Arabia for the whole of June.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:58 AM (+4yJ5)

51 From the previous thread:

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly:
Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Gray White. (resistor color codes)


The three original characters in Peanuts were Charlie Brown, Shermy and Patty. Snoopy came next and then another girl, Violet. About a year later, in service of a small joke, Schulz revealed that her full name was "Violet Gray."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 05, 2026 07:59 AM (qRla/)

52 60 Minutes? Seriously? People still watch broadcast television?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 05, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

53 recently insulted millions of Americans by suggesting to Fox News that they are total rubes and “actually don’t know much,” living as zombies.

Um...how many Dem voters reside in cemeteries?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:59 AM (l3cgK)

54 The gender dysphoric should NOT be allowed in the military because of several reasons.

1. They're mentally damaged
2. They require mental and medical help which is expensive and time consuming
3. They're not reliable
4. They can't be trusted when the shit hits the fan

How many trannies have shot up things because reasons? Do you want to take that risk in our military, the greatest fighting machine the world has ever seen?

The answer is NO. And OVERWHELMING no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

55 47 Thillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins

All voted against the SAVE Act.

The only one coming back if she beats the Nazi or his replacement is Collins.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2026 07:57 AM (CVFGm)

Anod now you know why we haven't nuked the filibuster - we don't even have 50 votes for the SAVE Act (and honestly, we probably have even fewer, but some folks are letting the 4 take the heat for the vote)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:00 AM (tOcjL)

56 "Thillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins

All voted against the SAVE Act."

Have any real reasons been given? Like actual, logical, reason based reasons?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

57 Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?

somehow they still have billions of votes to count

no rush!

amazing
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 07:48 AM (j+aD2)

LA was an 'election' like the WWE is a 'sporting' event.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 05, 2026 08:01 AM (FCPbW)

58 The Save Act can come back next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:01 AM (5P5DO)

59
What about the indegestating parents?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 08:01 AM (s9VOe)

60 57 "Thillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins

All voted against the SAVE Act."

Have any real reasons been given? Like actual, logical, reason based reasons?
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

For 3, it's "I hate Trump"...for Collins, she wants to win her election and is gonna be purple/blue on any "big" issue that will fail anyway til the election...again. I think there were more than 4 Rs who wanted to vote against...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:02 AM (tOcjL)

61 59 The Save Act can come back next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:01 AM (5P5DO)

Are you saying they're saving the SAVE act for later?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:02 AM (l3cgK)

62 Thune doesn't want a vote on the SAVE Act because it would force GOPe Senators to self-identify publicly and on the record.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 08:02 AM (dtajH)

63 > It's time to face the fact the judiciary has surrendered its impartiality and credibility to a political ideology.
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Justice is no longer blind. It's clearly partisan. That reason alone should be sufficient to either ignore it or make every effort to reform it.

Or... if necessary, destroy it.

The current position the administration is taking isn't working.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 08:02 AM (jehhT)

64 41 I apologize for post #28
those responsible have been sacked
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:56 AM (ZxPkt)

Did you use the famous Trump phrase: You’re fired!?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:03 AM (+gA9j)

65 Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., is facing mounting backlash from some Black leaders over her decision to seek re-election in a majority-minority district, a move that appears to be costing her support from the highest-ranking Black Democrat in Congress. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., declined to endorse Wasserman Schultz's re-election bid Tuesday after she entered the race for the plurality-Black district, where she faces four Black opponents in the Aug. 18 primary.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:03 AM (ydfK0)

66 If we're in a place where we can just ignore SCOTUS rulings we don't like... I have a list.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:03 AM (Kdi1r)

67 @13

>>Has LA 'counted' the votes to proclaim Karen Bass Empress of LA?

Looks like the plan is to give enough votes to Raman to freeze out Pratt.

So then it will be the black lunatic, marxist racist going against the indian lunatic, marxist racist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)

68 "For 3, it's "I hate Trump"

That's not really a reasonable reason.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

69 jim, yes. We don't have to accept failure.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (5P5DO)

70 asked what term best described how they felt when they thought about the United States marking its semiquincentennial anniversary, and Dems had almost nothing good to say.

Remember the Bicentennial? Obviously, it was before my 29 years, but it was everywhere, filling every bit of media for a year. This year, everything seems very muted.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (g/iaZ)

71 "Looks like the plan is to give enough votes to Raman to freeze out Pratt."

Oh good. I hope they do that.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

72 Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s (D-Mich.) Lebanon war powers resolution was shut down Thursday, with the majority of House Democrats rejecting the “Squad” rep’s effort. In the floor vote, 117 Democrats voted against her resolution, and 91 voted in favor, resulting in a 92-324 defeat of Tlaib’s attempt to limit potential Trump administration military options in Lebanon.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (ydfK0)

73 Pack the court with more commie rubber stamps like the America-hating dim bulb nebbish Brown-25 Jackson. And should future GOP presidents get to nominate and actually seat anyone even remotely like Clarence Thomas, the Left can always call on assassins to hunt them down like they did Brett Kavanaugh a few years back and most recently Amy Coney-Barrett. And the President himself multiple times.


It's a shame we don't have politicians with the stones to say this on the floor of either house. "Democrats don't like to lose. They call upon their base to commit acts of treason and murder to keep them in office and grant them power. Chuck Schumer called upon his minions to attack Supreme Court Justices and what happened. A man was caught outside of Brett Cavanaugh's house with weapons with the mission to murder the justice and his family. House member Jeffries reminds his minions that "ANY MEANS NECESSARY" is on the table."


It practically writes itself.

Alas........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

74 69 "For 3, it's "I hate Trump"

That's not really a reasonable reason.
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

You thought senators were reasoned, thoughtful, rational legislators?

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

75 Stop making the color black a proper noun!

Posted by: Grammar Preservation Society at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)

76 46 Of course the political danger is that if President Trump were to ignore illegal court usurpations, it would just allow future Democrat Presidents GOD-FOBID to do the same thing.
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They will regardless. They've nearly said as much. This is where the moral imagination comes into play, and the notion or consciousness of a wartime presidency. But Trump for all his gifts hasn't this imagination. It's not really a flaw, and I can't blame him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (INQN/)

77 James Handy, an actor with appearances in “Jumanji,” “Top Gun: Maverick” and “Taps” was brutally murdered by his girlfriend’s son, police said.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (ydfK0)

78 Joe Rogan on 60 Minutes probably not a good idea. Bari Weiss should probably just kill that show; it’s obsolete.

Rogan is very good at letting his guests talk and he’s a curious guy so he asks questions but lets the guest answer. Long format podcast is where he shines… a 15 minute piece on a news magazine I don’t think it’d work

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (+gA9j)

79 recently insulted millions of Americans by suggesting to Fox News that they are total rubes and “actually don’t know much,” living as zombies.

Well, he ain't wrong.

Posted by: Pajama and Crock Wearing Wal Mark customer at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (OhZoB)

80 71 asked what term best described how they felt when they thought about the United States marking its semiquincentennial anniversary, and Dems had almost nothing good to say.

Remember the Bicentennial? Obviously, it was before my 29 years, but it was everywhere, filling every bit of media for a year. This year, everything seems very muted.
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 08:04 AM (g/iaZ)

Iran has overshadowed...it's why it needed to end by end of May. This whole summer of 250th activity will be ignored for high prices and continued Iran...

The media has its open and it will take it and ignore all the positive...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (tOcjL)

81 The Save Act can come back next year.

Just one more illegitimate election is all we ask! Promise.

Posted by: Congress at June 05, 2026 08:07 AM (g/iaZ)

82
Murkowski voted against the SAVE Act and she’s the only putative Republican to vote against funding ICE.

It’s way past the time for her to go.


So long as Alaska retains ranked choice voting, it will inflict Senator Coke Bear upon the rest of us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 08:07 AM (s9VOe)

83 Or... if necessary, destroy it.

The current position the administration is taking isn't working.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 08:02 AM (jehhT)
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If Trump ends his term without acting on this, he will have thrown us to the wolves, and will disappear in ignominy, the First Victim to what will surely follow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

84 I don’t really agree that UFO’s are demons, but it’s not more far-fetched than anything else people say about them. UFO’s are baffling, but harmless; demons on the other hand say things like “God loves abortion.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 08:08 AM (3mtTi)

85 "You thought senators were reasoned, thoughtful, rational legislators?
Posted by: Nova Local"

My Civics teacher neglected to point out the potential lack of feck.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:08 AM (vFG9F)

86 Tuesday’s primary election was the climax of a bitter battle between factions of the Republican Party in the Montana Legislature, which led to millions of dollars in spending. After the dust settled, the more moderate and more conservative sides could each claim some victories. Eight lawmakers, all Republicans, lost their primary races. It’s the most incumbent legislators to lose renomination in a single Montana election in at least 20 years.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:08 AM (ydfK0)

87 Guy writing at "Hot Air" site gives his take on the gestating or non gestating parent nonsense as well as his version of the "Hello, Muddah, Hello Faddah "Camp Granada" song, scroll down for song:

https://tinyurl.com/3tmwykdm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (OYsYV)

88 a 15 minute piece on a news magazine I don’t think it’d work
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (+gA9j)

Yes. And it would be seen as a sell-out by his fanbase. I don't think he's the brightest bulb, but he's bright enough to know better.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (INQN/)

89 In the floor vote, 117 Democrats voted against her resolution, and 91 voted in favor, resulting in a 92-324 defeat of Tlaib’s attempt to limit potential Trump administration military options in Lebanon.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (ydfK0)



The fact that they don't vote to censure that superfluous twatwaffle every time she speaks saddens me greatly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

90 "From Hell's heart I stab at thee."

dear Democrats, do you really want to emulate Khan Noonian Singh?

Rhetorical question, yes they do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (2GVsD)

91 Tillis, glitch will be gone. Paxton will replace Cornyn, so yes , the bill can come back again.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (5P5DO)

92 It is a reflection of a broader cultural and political amnesia that would have been unthinkable in the years after September 11.

I wouldn't say 'amnesia,' JJ. I prefer 'suppression.'

Think about it - what does 9/11 even mean anymore other than a day for some anodyne nonsense about never forgetting? Do the networks memorialize the day by repeating video of the Towers collapsing? Does any TV or print outlet feature The Falling Man? Does anyone dare speak up about the blasphemy of erecting a mosque on Ground Zero?

9/11 should be a day that 'lives in infamy' and be a time to highlight, condemn and push back against Islam. Instead, it's just a day to put a limp flag on a grave, mutter 'some people did something' and then waddle off to Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (qRla/)

93 "You thought senators were reasoned, thoughtful, rational legislators?
Posted by: Nova Local"

My Civics teacher neglected to point out the potential lack of feck.
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 08:08 AM (vFG9F)

Toga!

Posted by: Senator Blutarski at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (wVcYX)

94 The Democrats rule and wield power.

The Republicans govern in accordance with the law.

This is a losing proposition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

95 "I would rape them" not in “a sexual way, not in a gay way.”

DURING PRIDE MONTH?!?!?!?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:09 AM (Kdi1r)

96 When Islam Fails...

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...it can fully count on Western European leaders, and a vastly growing, shocking number of American leaders, to prop it up, propel it, strengthen it, subsidize it, encourage it, invite it, pamper it, protect it and condemn any person who dares criticize this demonic "religion" and its foul followers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

97 Stop making the color black a proper noun!

Posted by: Grammar Preservation Society at June 05, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)



You're racist!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

98 The federal government's Medicaid program is paying Native American shamans in California $826 a day to perform ancient rituals such as drum circles and spiritual dances to treat drug and alcohol addicts. The alternative treatments are part of Democratic governor Gavin Newsom's embrace of "indigenous knowledge,"

BULLSHIT

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

99 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

100 100 is the NEW 1

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)

101 Graham Platner is a power tripping Nazi fiend.

He makes Beat-Off O'Rourke look 'normal.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)

102 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

103 101 100 is the NEW 1
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)



I usually go with anything with a 1 in it.

Hell, anything with a number in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

104 Problems in the courts are the culmination of decades of the slow acid drip from "Critical Legal Theory" that emerged from elite law schools in the late 70s. Essentially, it says that law is just politics by other means. So anything goes.

CLT had a bastard child, Critical Race Theory, which started at Harvard Law just before Obama arrived. It preaches that the law is a social construct created by those in power to keep Blacks down, and hence has no inherent legitimacy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 08:13 AM (dtajH)

105 Sponge, I usually go with .357

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:13 AM (5P5DO)

106 104 101 100 is the NEW 1
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:11 AM (/+uur)


I usually go with anything with a 1 in it.

Hell, anything with a number in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

MMGA — Make Math Great Again!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:13 AM (+gA9j)

107 Graham Platner is a power tripping Nazi fiend.

He makes Beat-Off O'Rourke look 'normal.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)



Nah. He just reminds us that there's never a retard level high enough for the leftwing politician.

O'Rourke tried to feed his wife baby shit. Platner says "Oooh! Shit?" *jacks off*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

108 Morning JJ and the Horde

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:14 AM (YCxFk)

109 Not sure it's here, but Senate finally passed the 3 year $70B ICE funding bill at 5am today - 52-47.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

110 110 Not sure it's here, but Senate finally passed the 3 year $70B ICE funding bill at 5am today - 52-47.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 05, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

ICE, ICE, baby...

Posted by: Vanilla ICE at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

111 Sponge, I usually go with .357
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:13 AM (5P5DO)



That's quite the round. Not quite as hand cannon as the .44 Magnum Automag, which can take a man's head CLEAN off, but salty, nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (cwKYF)

113 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)

114 The federal government's Medicaid program is paying Native American shamans in California $826 a day"

The Federal Government is taking our assets and diverting some to pay...

FIFY. Also, add in countles other schemes, and we're *checks* $40 Trillion in debt.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR)

115 New Poll: Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans

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Surprising no one. I have four letters for them: GTFO

They never seem to do that, for some reason...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI)

116 Past 100 comments so here I go.
When it is raining hard it is counter-productive to drive with your flashers on - PARTICULARLY AT NIGHT. The flashers reduce already poor visibility. The flashers are unnecessary BECAUSE EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS IT IS RAINING!
Don't be ASSHOE and drive with flashers on.

thatisall

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (JNTt1)

117 >Did you use the famous Trump phrase: You’re fired!?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Not even that. Burly men in dark suits threw the miscreant into the back of a van, and we won't hear of him again.

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (ZxPkt)

118 th!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 08:16 AM (s9VOe)

119 Sadly Tillis will probably be replaced by con artist Cooper.
McConnel thankfully will be replaced by Andy Barr.

Murkowski is a demon and evil genius who only be gone when she retires

Collins, I give a pass. Best we can get up there

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk)

120 I love the rumor about Joe Rogan on 60 minutes, just because it drives the left crazy to think about someone like him inside one of their “sacred institutions”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 08:16 AM (3mtTi)

121 >>> The Save Act can come back next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:01 AM (5P5DO)

When the dems control some combination of the house and senate? As a SAVE COMMUNISM bill maybe.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (XPjei)

122 Thanks Nova. good that it finally passed.

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (YCxFk)

123 Don't be ASSHOE and drive with flashers on.

thatisall
Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (JNTt1)



Because, why would you want to alert drivers behind you that you're driving slower than normal.

I find it quite helpful, especially when f*cking idiots think their traction control system will allow them to do 80 in heavy downpours.

Carry on flashing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

124 BBC Forced to Apologise to Nigel Farage After Making Up and Repeating Fake Quote Multiple Times

Sometimes an apology is not enough, especially when the behavior is egregious. the Beeb should be made to hurt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (l3cgK)

125 The Bicentennial:

Bicentennial Minute on TV for 2 years
Painting mailboxes and fire hydrants
Tall Ships sailed up the Hudson
Contests and promotions
Special issues

It was patriotism everywhere, all the time, for years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

126 The US Marine Corps has marked another important date but not quite as significant as Red Parks and his Marine fliers at Midway or Hammering Hank Elrod at Wake Island.

June 3, 2026 marked the official retirement of the AV-8B Harrier II+ from USMC service. There was a three-day retirement ceremony at VMA-223's base that saw four AV-8Bs and one TAV-8B do fly-bys.

In the following months the planes will be flown to museums or to desert storage. Then in September VMA-223 will be disestablished prior to conversion to the F-35 and probably becoming VMF-223.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (2GVsD)

127 James Handy, an actor with appearances in “Jumanji,” “Top Gun: Maverick” and “Taps” was brutally murdered by his girlfriend’s son, police said.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:06 AM (ydfK0)

Stabbed to death. It's all Trumps fault for creating an environment of hate and access to cheap knives and sharp objects! Ban Trump and knives, for the children.

Posted by: Zombie Rob Reiner, still a meathead at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (OhZoB)

128 My two favorite numbers are both irrational: pi and e (the base of the natural logarithm). Why? No reason my attraction is irrational

Violated no maths….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (+gA9j)

129 banana Dream, the dems are not going to win the house or the Senate.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (5P5DO)

130 Flasher wars begun, they have.

Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

131 BBC Forced to Apologise to Nigel Farage After Making Up and Repeating Fake Quote Multiple Times

Sometimes an apology is not enough, especially when the behavior is egregious. the Beeb should be made to hurt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (l3cgK)



He should take a page out of Trump's book and sue for $10 bn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

132 124 BBC Forced to Apologise to Nigel Farage After Making Up and Repeating Fake Quote Multiple Times

They don't care. They got their mileage out of the lie. And they'll do it again.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (INQN/)

133 Only 1 in 5 democrats ar eproud to be an American; by any number of polls out there, over 50% of democrats think violence to settle political disputes is OK, and liberal women feel that way significantly.

No offense to the sane members of the fairer sex among the morons here, but I really think your liberal compatriots haven't thought this all the way through. Men, especially younger men, are getting pretty tired of you, and if they get to the point that they are VERY tired of you, there is zero you can do to stop them from using violence to shut you up.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (GZYu7)

134 Tom Servo

He has much more influence outside of broadcast news. He should turn that offer down.

Just shows how irrelevant broadcast news and esp. 60 Minutes are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

135
"60 Minutes" has been devoid of any entertainment or informational value since Andy Rooney passed away.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (s9VOe)

136 116 Past 100 comments so here I go.
When it is raining hard it is counter-productive to drive with your flashers on - PARTICULARLY AT NIGHT. The flashers reduce already poor visibility. The flashers are unnecessary BECAUSE EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS IT IS RAINING!
Don't be ASSHOE and drive with flashers on.

thatisall

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 08:15 AM (JNTt1)

When I see a large group of cars way ahead on the freeway slowing down fast, I sometimes turn on the flashers...don't want to be rear-ended...

Unless you're referring to Hi-Beams...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (l3cgK)

137 42 years in the Senate, many as Minority and Majority leader, and only good thing McConnell did was stop Garland from going on court

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (YCxFk)

138 Exactly who is NOT in a Protected Classes ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (ydfK0)

139
Stabbed to death. It's all Trumps fault for creating an environment of hate and access to cheap knives and sharp objects! Ban Trump and knives, for the children.
Posted by: Zombie Rob Reiner, still a meathead at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (OhZoB)



We'll never see the tox screen from the stabber. How long until the son comes out as trans?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

140 Exactly who is NOT in a Protected Classes ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (ydfK0)



White people. DUH!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

141 > The Federal Government is taking our assets and diverting some to pay...
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The feds have been involved in the single largest theft of the public's wealth in history. It's how you get a $38T debt. Every dime of taxpayer's money is stolen.

You'd think there might be a little outrage about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)

142 So then it will be the black lunatic, marxist racist going against the indian lunatic, marxist racist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2026 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)
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One of those is no doubt going to be handsomely rewarded for throwing the race to the other candidate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (gnNyN)

143 “Those surveyed were asked what term best described how they felt when they thought about the United States marking its semiquincentennial anniversary, and Dems had almost nothing good to say.”
New Poll: Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans
Left-wing crisis actors are planning to hijack America’s 250th birthday by turning it into a celebration of Marxist ideology.
Leftists Hate America So Much They’re Turning Her 250th Birthday Into A Celebration Of Marxism
It’s a good year to take stock of American greatness.
Separating the Americans from the America-Haters


As the lovely and intelligent Mrs naturalfake said yesterday after reading the news.

If you hate where you live, if you hate America, go live somewhere where your happy.

There are lots of other countries you can live in. Why live somewhere where you hate the people and hate the country.

Go live where you'll be happy and we'll be happy your gone.

I paraphrase. But, that's the gist of it and I agree.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (iJfKG)

144 The Save Act can come back next year.

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If we couldn't get that act passed with control of both houses and an 80%+ support by the American people passed now, it's not going to happen. It already should've have been one of the easiest things to accomplish, bar none. Yet nearly every one of those good-for-nothing POS's in Congress decided our priorities are not theirs. This was the prime time. I'd say they failed spectacularly, but they wanted it to fail. We won't have a better opportunity than we've already had. They don't care.

/pessimism

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

145 banana Dream, the dems are not going to win the house or the Senate.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (5P5DO)



NOT so fast........

Posted by: Dominion Voting Machines at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

146 128 My two favorite numbers are both irrational: pi and e (the base of the natural logarithm). Why? No reason my attraction is irrational

Violated no maths….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:18 AM (+gA9j)

I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

147 80% of the American public wants the SAVE Act.

Collins, Murkowski, Thillis, McConnell? Nope.

It’s not a vote against Trump. It’s a vote against the citizens.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (1zcQ9)

148 Tillis, glitch will be gone. Paxton will replace Cornyn, so yes , the bill can come back again.

And the GOP will then pick a few new No votes from the ranks. Its just Failure Theatre. The UniParty at work.

Just like McCain taking one for the team to keep ObamaCare funded.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (EFkNq)

149 What kind of psychotic loser do you have to be to not be proud of your country? The communists are running wild, but to what end? More misery.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (D1E+2)

150 Leftists Hate America So Much They’re Turning Her 250th Birthday Into A Celebration Of Marxism


*locate celebration*

*drop ordinance*

*save country*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

151 I find it quite helpful, especially when f*cking idiots think their traction control system will allow them to do 80 in heavy downpours.

Carry on flashing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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If you can't drive at whatever speed the flow of traffic is - get off the road. Yes, there are idiots going 80 in a storm.

Going 35 on an interstate in heavy rain is exceedingly dangerous based upon speed differential. Just as idiotic.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (GZYu7)

152 132 124 BBC Forced to Apologise to Nigel Farage After Making Up and Repeating Fake Quote Multiple Times

They don't care. They got their mileage out of the lie. And they'll do it again.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (INQN/)

Which is why they should be sued...but I don't know British law, as it seems silently praying on a bench across the street from an abortion abattoir is illegal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (l3cgK)

153 Here's a headline on Yahoo this morning:
As populist Platner makes final push, new claims shake Maine Senate campaign

"Populist"? Really?
Obligatory: You know who else was a "populist", right?*

Mind you, that's NOT the headline on the AP article it links. That headline is more factual:
Graham Platner to hold Maine rally with Rep. Ro Khanna as scandals shake up campaign

Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (kU0PQ)

154 Morris Katz, who has also worked for New York City’s Democratic socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, published the 112-page book titled “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty ― and Shouldn’t Be Googling: For Curious Boys” in 2020.

They want to fuck the children.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

155 The 1976 celebrations helped unify the country following Vietnam and Watergate, and were a genuine outpouring of patriotism without politics.

I was there.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2026 08:23 AM (dtajH)

156 Euler? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at June 05, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

157 Sponge its tech. Their country is online. No borders for them

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

158 four AV-8Bs and one TAV-8B do fly-bys.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (2GVsD)

You mean a hover-by, right?
(I love the Harrier, right along with the A-10. Both fighting planes.)

Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2026 08:23 AM (kU0PQ)

159 140 Exactly who is NOT in a Protected Classes ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (ydfK0)


White people. DUH!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

No, they're protected if they're retarded and gay.
Christian Hetero White Men.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:23 AM (l3cgK)

160 How is your wife doing by the way Sponge? Any news on Grammie?

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (YCxFk)

161 So Prison Rules Platner is going to win the primary - an assumption based on the fact that Maine has been voting for WEEKS.

Once PRP is the nominee, the Dems have until early July to force him out (likely for Mills).

But they can't. Because the base will go crazier. The Dems are in a prison of their own making, and once the blue on blue starts, I'm here for it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (Kdi1r)

162 Just like McCain taking one for the team to keep ObamaCare funded.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (EFkNq)
==
An own goal by Trump. Perhaps someone else would have cast the vote to save the ACA, but Trump gave McCain the opportunity to do it. Totally Trump's fault. Had no need to attack him the way he did. It gained nothing. It cost a ton.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (GZYu7)

163 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

Euler Euler

Ferris Euler

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

164 A school in Berlin has been forced to remove a book from their curriculum after it became public that the sex ed class was teaching the teens how to redesign a brothel to be more inclusive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (2GVsD)

165 151 I find it quite helpful, especially when f*cking idiots think their traction control system will allow them to do 80 in heavy downpours.

Carry on flashing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
==
If you can't drive at whatever speed the flow of traffic is - get off the road. Yes, there are idiots going 80 in a storm.

Going 35 on an interstate in heavy rain is exceedingly dangerous based upon speed differential. Just as idiotic.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:22 AM (GZYu7)

::: Hydroplaning has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (l3cgK)

166 Painting mailboxes and fire hydrants


the City of Philadelphia went around painting a red-white-and-blue pattern on ALL the curbs in residential neighborhoods

it was nice

I do remember it even tho I was really little. but I remember stuff from toddlerhood I'm weird. in Philly it was a huge deal, I wasn't sure how it was other places?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 08:25 AM (j+aD2)

167 Ferris Euler's Day Off.

Posted by: Movies that were never made for $200, Alex. at June 05, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

168 163 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

Euler Euler

Ferris Euler

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

LOL, no. Pronounced like Oiler...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:26 AM (l3cgK)

169 But they can't. Because the base will go crazier. The Dems are in a prison of their own making, and once the blue on blue starts, I'm here for it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (Kdi1r)
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I am laughing, because the left is nominating people who have no prayer in the general election. While the RINOs in congress keep identifying themselves and giving us targets in 26 and especially 28.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:26 AM (GZYu7)

170 I am using 'fly-by' as a generic air show term.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

171 162. I disagree. Many conservative voters hated McCain. He almost switched parties in 2001. By trashing McCain, Trump rose in the polls. My late Father applauded it

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)

172 I remain a glass half full person. There are a couple of court decisions that can change the complection of things.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)

173 The left can threaten to stack the court - red states will just ignore all rulings from that point forward. Pretty simple.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:28 AM (GZYu7)

174 I was 13 during the '76 Bicentennial. I still remember the jubilance that went along with it. The countrywide celebrations, fanfare everywhere, the traveling Liberty Bell our class went to see on a field trip and so much more. It's hard to believe, and deeply saddening, to realize that country of ours 50 years ago no longer exists. It sickens me to my marrow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2026 08:28 AM (qBdHI)

175 (Re: Joe Rogan).
He has much more influence outside of broadcast news. He should turn that offer down.

Just shows how irrelevant broadcast news and esp. 60 Minutes are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

We don’t even know if there was actually an offer, or if this was just a story made up on the internet.

I do believe most network programming will end following the model of Colbert’s time slot - it will essentially be leased to those who believe they can do something with it and who have the money to back their vision.

The “big 3” networks will end up being 3rd generation absentee landlords of airtime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 08:28 AM (3mtTi)

176 171 162. I disagree. Many conservative voters hated McCain. He almost switched parties in 2001. By trashing McCain, Trump rose in the polls. My late Father applauded it

Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)

McCain was the only one of the Keating Five to come out smelling like a rose...he was better than the others at hiding his corruption.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:28 AM (l3cgK)

177 172 I remain a glass half full person. There are a couple of court decisions that can change the complection of things.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (5P5DO)

I'm more of a "Who's gonna wash that f'n glass? Not me!" person.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (l3cgK)

178 We need a bigger majority in the senate. Murkowski will still be around and will clearly team with Collins to continue their war on the citizens.

Voter integrity is a huge issue in this coming midterm. The SAVE Act would have helped.

The GOP has done exactly zero on election integrity. Nothing. And it’s the number two issue.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (1zcQ9)

179 The Bicentennial was a lot of fun.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

180 It was feel goodism - it did nothing specifically to raise Trump by doing it. I'm no McCain fan. He was a swamp creature who loved to play the game.

But Trump fucked that one up. He gained nothing. WE got the ACA extended. It is the good and the bad of electing a fighter, sometimes, he will pick the wrong fight. This one was a doozy.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:30 AM (GZYu7)

181 And neither boxing of Uma's AV-8B Harrier II+ kit has VMA-223 markings.

Washington Nearsider, did you see Revell is doing a new tool 1/32 first generation Harrier with a release date in 2027.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2GVsD)

182 Many conservative voters hated McCain. He almost switched parties in 2001. By trashing McCain, Trump rose in the polls. My late Father applauded it
Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)

Agreed. Trump is often trashed for his internecine attacks but his instincts are excellent.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:30 AM (INQN/)

183 178 We need a bigger majority in the senate. Murkowski will still be around and will clearly team with Collins to continue their war on the citizens.

Voter integrity is a huge issue in this coming midterm. The SAVE Act would have helped.

The GOP has done exactly zero on election integrity. Nothing. And it’s the number two issue.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (1zcQ9)

Hint: It's because they don't want it to change.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:31 AM (l3cgK)

184 The GOP has done exactly zero on election integrity. Nothing. And it’s the number two issue.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (1zcQ9)
==
Agreed. I think the dems know it is a vote suppressing problem for the GOP, so it was super easy to fight against for them. Keeps the fraud going, and angers your opponent's base at the same time.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:31 AM (GZYu7)

185
Last night, I dreamed I was running for the Senate.

And some people were trying to kill me.

On the upside, I also met Gordon Ramsay, because he was opening a new restaurant in Dallas.

On the downside, people were trying to kill him.

...

Dsmn you, zeitgeist for invading my dreams!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 08:32 AM (iJfKG)

186 Morning Horde thx JJ.
Jobs 172k, expected 85k. Unemployment rate 4.3%
Huge numbers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 08:32 AM (JQmtK)

187 Congratulations, Lady Longhorns for winning back to back WCWS! 🤘🏻🧡

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

188 Many conservative voters hated McCain. He almost switched parties in 2001. By trashing McCain, Trump rose in the polls. My late Father applauded it
Posted by: Jonah at June 05, 2026 08:27 AM (YCxFk)

Agreed. Trump is often trashed for his internecine attacks but his instincts are excellent.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 08:30 AM (INQN/)
==
His instincts normally are pretty good. You cannot defend that one though. He didn't need it, and it cost us dearly.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (GZYu7)

189 186 Morning Horde thx JJ.
Jobs 172k, expected 85k. Unemployment rate 4.3%
Huge numbers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2026 08:32 AM (JQmtK)

Those numbers are terrible! Trump-inflation! Orange man BAD!!!--Dems

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (l3cgK)

190 The bicentennial was my junior year in high school, that summer was great! Celebrations and parades all summer long, best fireworks shows I’ve seen. My parents redid a bathroom with patriotic wallpaper that summer and it stayed the Bicentennial Bathroom” for the next 30 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (3mtTi)

191 I never understood logarithms. They’re a wall too high for my non-math brain to scale.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)

192 39.3% vote in…
Karen Bass had 117,579
Spencer Pratt had 86,323

42.4% vote in…
Karen Bass 130,429
Spencer Pratt 86,323

unpossible

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

193 They bring up voter integrity to Thune, and he gets a look in his eye like a kid who just got caught masturbating in the barn. Then he spouts off a bunch of dissembling.

If we don’t fix election integrity nothing else will matter.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (1zcQ9)

194 Escape from LA Part II

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:34 AM (2GVsD)

195 Jobs 172k, expected 85k. Unemployment rate 4.3%
Huge numbers
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I wonder how many of those jobs went to H1-B?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 05, 2026 08:34 AM (l26NL)

196 And neither boxing of Uma's AV-8B Harrier II+ kit has VMA-223 markings.

Washington Nearsider, did you see Revell is doing a new tool 1/32 first generation Harrier with a release date in 2027.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2026 08:30 AM (2GVsD)

They don't - but you can get the Hasegawa -223 markings for $11 on the ebay.

I haven't been asked to build a harrier yet - I should put one on the list.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Kdi1r)

197 The Bicentennial was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

It was a lot of fun. As an 11 year old kid, I still remember watching on TV the tall ships sailing on the Hudson River.

Also, the fireworks. Lots of fireworks everywhere.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)

198 It's going well at the Karmelo Anthony murder trial.

Black man dressed in African garb yells repeatedly outside the courtroom:

"The only good cracker is a dead cracker."

And

"If I get close to you, cracker, Imma push you. Imma push you into your grave."


Yeah. That's not racism in it's purest form.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

199 Today Is National Donut Day! 🍩

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

200 I had a great view of the Tall Ships on the Hudson.

It rained terribly in the late afternoon in NYC I don't remember the fireworks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

201 In May, average hourly earnings for all employees on private nonfarm payrolls rose by 12
cents, or 0.3 percent, to $37.53. Over the year, average hourly earnings have increased by
3.4 percent.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

202 The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for March was revised up by 29,000, from
+185,000 to +214,000, and the change for April was revised up by 64,000, from +115,000 to
+179,000. With these revisions, employment in March and April combined is 93,000 higher than
previously reported.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

203 I can't see what relevance or freedom 60 Minutes could even offer Joe Rogan, but, if they were lucky, he'd take the Andy Rooney slot.

Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (g/iaZ)

204 197 The Bicentennial was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:29 AM (77rzZ)

It was a lot of fun. As an 11 year old kid, I still remember watching on TV the tall ships sailing on the Hudson River.

Also, the fireworks. Lots of fireworks everywhere.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)

Yes. The year my Dad turned 50...we traveled to visit his folks in Missouri, and everything was decorated for the Bicentennial. I'm a bit younger than your two...born in late 60's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

205 They bring up voter integrity to Thune, and he gets a look in his eye like a kid who just got caught masturbating in the barn. Then he spouts off a bunch of dissembling.

If we don’t fix election integrity nothing else will matter.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (1zcQ9)
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Haha! Thanks for that visual mind worm. Ugh!

Didn't his exec order survive its first hurdle? He might be able to get some important stuff done that way. In the end all this jockeying is just to get ready for 2028. That will be for all the marbles, and the dems know it. Lose in 28, and the radical left wing is toast, and since they are the most power crazed assholes within that entire coalition, they won't take it well. Which is why they are fighting so hard right now.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (GZYu7)

206 199 Today Is National Donut Day! 🍩

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

Joke punchline: "Oh, then you don't want to know how we make the donuts..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

207 Yeah. That's not racism in it's purest form.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
====

Also illegal, depending on jurisdiction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

208 look at those employment number revisions

how funny they get revised upward when Rs are in charge? ha ha ha so funny

anyway great numbers! love to see private sector coming back a little bit

I'd put Rogan in a new Andy Rooney spot lol. I just watched some old New Radio eps and that's why I brought up the rumor. Because damn he was funny on that (they all were)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 05, 2026 08:38 AM (j+aD2)

209 PDTs increase in employment has seriously damaged the EBT and Medicaid rolls.

Posted by: PBS at June 05, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)

210 147 80% of the American public wants the SAVE Act.

Collins, Murkowski, Thillis, McConnell? Nope.

It’s not a vote against Trump. It’s a vote against the citizens.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (1zcQ9)

It's also a big FU to Trump. These Senate scumbags view themselves to be nobility-- they're Senators first, any other allegiances are secondary. The GOPe squishes get their underwear in a twist whenever Trump has the unmitigated gall to tell them what to do.

Posted by: Clueless Minnesota retiree who probably knew what was happening the whole time at June 05, 2026 08:39 AM (cERV9)

211 207 Yeah. That's not racism in it's purest form.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
====

Also illegal, depending on jurisdiction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

I saw Impure Racism front for the SPLC at the KKK Rally in Charlottesville in 2017...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)

212 Congratulations, Lady Longhorns for winning back to back WCWS! 🤘🏻🧡
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)



I find it hysterical the big thing in that WS was Texas Tech and the NIL deals they reached last season.

Canaday is the first $1m softball player. Sure. She's #1 overall.

Tech has one more player in the top 100 in NIL money. OU is the overwhelming #1 as a team. Texas is top 10. But we need to worry about Tech and how their coach plays within the rules and gets to the finals in back to back years. Texas goes 4 years straight and it's 'everything is fine.'

The NCAA and it's media shills are dogshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

213 Ugh, sock fail

Posted by: Polka will never die at June 05, 2026 08:40 AM (cERV9)

214 42.4% vote in…
Karen Bass 130,429
Spencer Pratt 86,323
unpossible

I voted for Karen Bass early and often because as a woman of color she knows the trials and tribulations of criss crossing the globe from Africa to Cuba bad mouthing her country on the tax payer's dime. She is also very good at burning whitey out they houses.

Posted by: Low IQ LA Professional Voter at June 05, 2026 08:40 AM (OhZoB)

215 >>>Today Is National Donut Day! 🍩

Posted by: redridinghood

>We have a respirator on standby for Chris Christie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (D1E+2)

216 It’s not a vote against Trump. It’s a vote against the citizens.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (1zcQ9)

It's also a big FU to Trump. These Senate scumbags view themselves to be nobility-- they're Senators first, any other allegiances are secondary. The GOPe squishes get their underwear in a twist whenever Trump has the unmitigated gall to tell them what to do.

Posted by: Clueless Minnesota retiree who probably knew what was happening the whole time at June 05, 2026 08:39 AM (cERV9)
==
Tillis and McConnell are gone next year. Murkowski won't get huge amounts of Senate fund money like before. Collins is always going to be who she is - but right now you cannot get anything better in Maine - and if a D does get in, they won't be dislodged for years.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (GZYu7)

217 I never understood logarithms.

If you can do exponents - you can do logs.

Log base X (Y) = Z is just a different way of writing

X ^ Z = Y. And if you see Log with no base - the base is 10. So Log(100)=2. Because 10^2=100.

Like most things - most teachers make it harder than it is.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (EFkNq)

218 A Sikh man named Vickrum Digwa, who would eventually be convicted of fatally stabbing Nowak with a blade that only Sikhs are allowed to carry in Britain, falsely claimed to police that Nowak had treated him with racial animus.

There will be a day in the US in the near future that only certain people can carry guns because that is a common activity for their peers.

Posted by: PBS at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

219 pff sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

220 Someone went to LA and found the voter rolls where 26 people were registered to the address of a parking lot fenced in with a port-a-potty.

Steven Crowder did that in 2020 in Nevada, Arizona and California where he found people registered to vacant lots.

We're f*cked because NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

221 I voted for Karen Bass early and often because as a woman of color she knows the trials and tribulations of criss crossing the globe from Africa to Cuba bad mouthing her country on the tax payer's dime.

Posted by: Low IQ LA Professional Voter at June 05, 2026 08:40 AM (OhZoB)

But Winsome Sears is the devil!

- that same fucking idiot

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:43 AM (Kdi1r)

222 There will be a day in the US in the near future that only certain people can carry guns because that is a common activity for their peers.

Posted by: PBS at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)
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That would surprise me. COrnyn just learned what happens when you join with the anti-gun types. Yeah, he failed getting the SAVE Act passed - but guns swallowed him as well.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:43 AM (GZYu7)

223 She is also very good at burning whitey out they houses.
Posted by: Low IQ LA Professional Voter at June 05, 2026 08:40 AM (OhZoB)

but mostly burning whitey

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:44 AM (/+uur)

224 I voted for Karen Bass early and often because as a woman of color she knows the trials and tribulations of criss crossing the globe from Africa to Cuba bad mouthing her country on the tax payer's dime. She is also very good at burning whitey out they houses.
Posted by: Low IQ LA Professional Voter at June 05, 2026 08:40 AM (OhZoB)
====

Leftist voting criteria:
1. Race
2. Religion
3. Party membership
4. Transgressive against social norms

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

225 We're f*cked because NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

It's worse than that.

It's not that no one is doing anything about it - that's passive.

It's active. People are being actively prevented from doing anything about it.

THAT'S why we're fucked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:44 AM (Kdi1r)

226 217 I never understood logarithms.

If you can do exponents - you can do logs.

Log base X (Y) = Z is just a different way of writing

X ^ Z = Y. And if you see Log with no base - the base is 10. So Log(100)=2. Because 10^2=100.

Like most things - most teachers make it harder than it is.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:42 AM (EFkNq)

All these logs...how well do they burn in the fireplace?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)

227 217 Sorry, still don’t get it. Overcomplicates things as far as I’m concerned.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

228
It's active. People are being actively prevented from doing anything about it.

THAT'S why we're fucked.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 08:44 AM (Kdi1r)



The outcome is the same.

We're f*cked either way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

229 Today's essay felt like "The Empire Strikes Back".

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (yInIL)

230 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Carmelo Anthony’s black supporter shouts, “The only good cracker is a dead cracker,” at the white counter-protesters.

-
Boy, that almost sounds racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (ndZc7)

231 New Poll: Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans... “Those surveyed were asked what term best described how they felt when they thought about the United States marking its semiquincentennial anniversary, and Dems had almost nothing good to say.”

====


DEPORT!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

232 I saw Idiots And Barbarians open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Main Stage at the Texas State Fair in 1986.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)

233 227 217 Sorry, still don’t get it. Overcomplicates things as far as I’m concerned.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

They are inverses of each other...like square and square root.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)

234 @NEWSMAX
·
16m
President Trump threw his full support behind the reelection effort of South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, issuing a forceful endorsement tied to Graham's support for the Save America Act.

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)

235 Imma still turn my hazards on in severe weather.

Because that's what they're for. Alert others to a hazardous situation.

They're called hazards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

236
The Bicentennial was tremendous fun and a great time for American Pride (not to be confused with pride month).

It's probably to late but maybe we can start posting pictures and videos of the Bicentennial and bemoan how UnAmerican a-holes are spoiling a great time and celebration.

Post the names of famous folk who refuse to participate in the Celebration because they hate American.

Yeah, yeah..."death threats". I know, I know. Sad. But, I bet they get those every single day anyway.

But, maybe , just maybe. Normies don't have to let a small number of leftist retards ruin their party for once.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (iJfKG)

237 16m
President Trump threw his full support behind the reelection effort of South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, issuing a forceful endorsement tied to Graham's support for the Save America Act.
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)



Another thing I find hard to forgive Trump for.

The first and foremost being the f*cking vax. Still haven't forgiven him for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

238 And I'm unproud to be an American, where at least I know EBT is free
And fuck the men who died, who gave that shit to me

Posted by: DemORats at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

239 Washington Governor Pledges Allegiance To Gay Community During Raising Of Pride Flag

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I wonder if he said it on his knees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (ndZc7)

240 -
I wonder if he said it on his knees.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (ndZc7)



I don't know how he says anything with that cock in his throat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

241 240 -
I wonder if he said it on his knees.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (ndZc7)


I don't know how he says anything with that cock in his throat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Piker.

Posted by: Kumula Whorris at June 05, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

242 14 I could have been first but I was farming oysters.
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 05, 2026 07:47 AM (vFG9F)

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...but I took an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: Skyrim Guard at June 05, 2026 08:50 AM (yInIL)

243 Sorry, still don’t get it. Overcomplicates things as far as I’m concerned.

They're useful for a few things. Stuff that normally follow exponential growth or decay ... like RL and RC filters (electronics) are much easier to graph as a log - because instead of drawing curves you draw nice neat lines. A few Calculus hacks involve using fractions with Logs of a common base on top and bottom.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:51 AM (EFkNq)

244 In 1976 I was still living at home, just outside the capitol city. A group of us went into D.C. in the afternoon, down to the Mall where concerts were happening, and stayed around for the fireworks show.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 08:51 AM (jehhT)

245 Suicide, Canadian Style
In the Red White and Red
Suicide, Canadian Style
Where we want you dead

Posted by: DemORats at June 05, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

246 Camilla punched him?

Visibly Distraught Ex-Prince Andrew Seen With Giant, Mysterious Bruise on Face

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:52 AM (ndZc7)

247 Increasing Number of Globalist CEOs Concerned About Swiss Population Vote

Nestle CEO Warns Against Swiss Population Cap Vote

UBS CEO Warns Swiss Population Cap Is An 'Extreme' Measure

Switzerland's "Ten Million" Vote Nears

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

248 Suicide, Canadian Style
In the Red White and Red
Suicide, Canadian Style
Where we want you dead
Posted by: DemORats at June 05, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)



That reads like the theme to a TV show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

249 And the GOP will then pick a few new No votes from the ranks.

Which will identify them. The GOPe relies on camouflage to survive. We need to flush them out so that voters can see what they are.

This war will not be one during the commercial break. The fight will continue beyond your life. Accept that and either resign yourself to the destruction of the country or that you will do what you can, however much or little that may be, to stop it.

Moaning doesn't help. It is, in fact, a morale killer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

250 237 Trump never mandated the vaxx.

He did get played by Fauci, Birx, and Pence, but I can’t really blame him for that. He had to rely on somebody for advice.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

251 Monterey Park residents were displeased with rising utility costs, the centers’ nearness to homes and effects on the natural environment, the Guardian reports.

Monterrey Park has some good Chinese food...my FIL, God rest his soul, used to take us to some of the places.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (l3cgK)

252
That's definitely what our Constitution was designed to protect.

I'm sure our Founders would look at our Supreme Court with slackjawed awe and say "we were so wrong to disempower the Article III branch in our original, deeply flawed document.

What would would this country even be, without these megabrained Solons to stand in the breach against the retarded people and their retarded elected officials who can't see the vital national national interest of having homosexual eunuchs in the military spreading disease, destroying morale, and giving state secrets away like deranged faggot Bradley Manning, American Hero.

Yea, verily, they are a Blessing of Liberty!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (BI5O2)

253 DEPORT!
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

-----

Seriously, I think there needs to be some sort of oath of allegiance to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution as part of getting ID. If you don't sign, you're out. If you support any ideology that states it usurps the DoI or Constitution, then you're out!

Posted by: Skyrim Guard at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (yInIL)

254 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (lwhHh)

255 Trump never mandated the vaxx.

He did get played by Fauci, Birx, and Pence, but I can’t really blame him for that. He had to rely on somebody for advice.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)



No, but he was cured over a weekend, knew there were amazing medicines already out there for it and STILL pushed "Operation Warp Speed" which eventually ruined vaccinations for the rest of time.

mRNA will be the population control the leftist lunatics around the world have been BEGGING for, and Trump green lighted it on the fast track.

He's just as culpable as anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Seriously, I think there needs to be some sort of oath of allegiance to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution as part of getting ID. If you don't sign, you're out. If you support any ideology that states it usurps the DoI or Constitution, then you're out!
Posted by: Skyrim Guard at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (yInIL)


No problemo!

Posted by: Adherents of the Religion of Peace that approves of lying to infidels at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (PiwSw)

257 Moaning doesn't help. It is, in fact, a morale killer.

You know what kills my morale ? Being constantly told to stop and smell the roses on the way to the camps.

Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (EFkNq)

258 243 That paragraph might as well have been written in Linear A for all that I understood it.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

259 Trump is often trashed for his internecine attacks but his instincts are excellent.

The alternative to internecine attacks is the continuation of the GOPe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

260 Seriously, I think there needs to be some sort of oath of allegiance to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution as part of getting ID. If you don't sign, you're out. If you support any ideology that states it usurps the DoI or Constitution, then you're out!
Posted by: Skyrim Guard at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (yInIL)

Sure. Works for doctors and the Hippocratic Oath (that is still sort of administered in med schools...)

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)

261 the SETI Institute has just completed seven hours of detailed radio observations of Los Angeles, and has confirmed that it has aliens and is nothing more than a 3rd World

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

262 Good morning JJ, Horde, tech bros building gazillion dollar bunkers in exotic locales

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (/6r4m)

263 Moaning doesn't help. It is, in fact, a morale killer.


You're wrong.

Posted by: Peter North at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

264 255 Trump never mandated the vaxx.

He did get played by Fauci, Birx, and Pence, but I can’t really blame him for that. He had to rely on somebody for advice.
Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)


No, but he was cured over a weekend, knew there were amazing medicines already out there for it and STILL pushed "Operation Warp Speed" which eventually ruined vaccinations for the rest of time.

mRNA will be the population control the leftist lunatics around the world have been BEGGING for, and Trump green lighted it on the fast track.

He's just as culpable as anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Vegans are probably ecstatic about some scientists brainstorming using ticks to make humans allergic to meat as well...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)

265 Israelis Complain US Military Has Turned Ben Gurion Airport Into 'Its Own Base'

Some 75 US refueling planes occupy more than half of the travel hub's spots

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (RHGPo)

266 Camilla punched him?

Visibly Distraught Ex-Prince Andrew Seen With Giant, Mysterious Bruise on Face
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Kicked or pawed him.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 08:57 AM (lwhHh)

267 That reads like the theme to a TV show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Black Dude Serving drinks on the Lido Deck should have told you

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

268 The bruise on the Andrew Formerly Known As Prince.

https://tinyurl.com/2aww5w25

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 08:57 AM (ndZc7)

269
Vegans are probably ecstatic about some scientists brainstorming using ticks to make humans allergic to meat as well...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)



Those responsible for that shit should be nuked from space.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

270 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

It’s imaginary!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (+gA9j)

271 Carmelo Anthony’s black supporter shouts, “The only good cracker is a dead cracker,” at the white counter-protesters

I am not a cracker . I'm also not a bagel or a pita chip or Chex mix. I might possibly say that if some person shouted that at me, laugh at them or just roll my eyes because I have never called anyone the n word in my life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (n3VHW)

272 You know who else is an ex-Prince.

Posted by: The housekeeper at Paisley Park at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (PiwSw)

273 * scans headlines *

We're gonna need a bigger boat. And a lot of exorcists

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (/6r4m)

274 ‘Experts’ Claim Nat Guard in D.C. Had No Effect on Crime After Murders Cut in Half

They simply redefined what murder and theft were...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

275 I would like to remind everyone that there is, to this day, no piece of evidence or testimony corroborating whether Bret Kavanaugh and Christine Blasey Ford WERE EVER IN THE SAME ROOM.

That was the number one story in America for months. The Platner story is much more robust.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

276 “Let me be clear: I have no intention of repealing the ban on outdated and dangerous practice of conversion therapy on kids, period, end of story, and no questions,” he said to applause.

Within a year he will be personally cutting healthy 16 YOs tits offs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

277 16m
President Trump threw his full support behind the reelection effort of South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, issuing a forceful endorsement tied to Graham's support for the Save America Act.
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)

Probably an unpopular view: Trump really doesn’t have much of a coherent political philosophy of governance; but he has access to the best internal polls, so he waits til late in the game and announces his support for whoever he is sure will win. So that later he can say “I always supported you!” And talk them into a deal he’s making.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (3mtTi)

278 I would not be shocked as they sloooooowly count ballots in CA if both Pratt and Hilton end up #3 and out of the general

CA elections are banana republic type stuff at this point

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (+gA9j)

279 270 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

It’s imaginary!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (+gA9j)

It's more complex than that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

280 I have never called anyone the n word in my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (n3VHW)

Youve never met the idiots trying to get Carmelllio off.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)

281 Posted by: Howdy at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (EFkNq

Ummm. You're not in a camp or on your way to the camp so why not let people enjoy their lives in little ways right now, Mr Howdy. Even if you don't enjoy yours.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (n3VHW)

282 Someone needs to roll up on the protests outside of the Anthony trial and play Public Enemy's "I don't wanna be called yo n***a" at full volume.


Just for the laughs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

283 Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (GZYu7)

If McCain didn't, someone or someones else would have. The vote was pure theater. See: The SAVE Act

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Fyaxu)

284 The three described him [ Platner ] in similar terms. Spending time with him could be exhilarating, they said. But they also recounted patterns of heavy drinking and womanizing. Asked to sum up how he treated her, the third woman said she felt like “collateral damage to the world that is his.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

285 Youve never met the idiots trying to get Carmelllio off.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)

Nope that's fortunate for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:02 AM (n3VHW)

286 I have never called anyone the n word in my life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 08:58 AM (n3VHW)

I can just picture it now. It would be like hearing Queen Elizabeth say it.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:03 AM (Fyaxu)

287 It's not a ceasefire ceasefire.

Israel to Continue Military Operations in Lebanon Despite Ceasefire Agreement

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

288
Youve never met the idiots trying to get Carmelllio off.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)



The best part is, he's likely going to prison because he already admitted he killed the kid. They're just trying to prove whether it was premeditated or not.

The self-defense angle isn't going to fly from all of the evidence they have, otherwise the DA wouldn't have went for murder 1.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

289
New Poll: Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans

*low whistle*

That high?

There's a difference between believing America hasn't lived up to the ideals on which it was founded and believing that those ideas were fraudulent in the first place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:05 AM (O0L8i)

290 Karmelo Anthony Trial Update: For the past year, Karmelo Anthony supporters have claimed that Frisco ISD security footage shows Karmelo being “attacked by four boys” and proves he was acting in self-defense.

That video has now been played in open court.

And many of those supporters are about to get a harsh reality check.

The footage barely shows anything. It does not show Karmelo being attacked. It does not clearly depict the events that so many people have confidently claimed it does.

For an entire year, supporters repeated a narrative based largely on descriptions provided by the family’s advocate, Tiffney Billions.

Now the jury and the public have seen the actual footage for themselves.

According to Mary Ann from the Daily Mail, the video was heavily zoomed in, making it extremely grainy. The faces of the individuals involved are not visible. At most, the footage appears to show one person pushing another person under the tent.

The video also shows that Karmelo Anthony and Austin Metcalf were under the tent together for approximately four minutes before the stabbing occurred.

In short, the security footage does not provide the clear visual proof of self-defense that Karm

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

291 > Carmelo Anthony’s black supporter shouts, “The only good cracker is a dead cracker,” at the white counter-protesters
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They're going to ignite a race war.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT)

292 Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:03 AM (Fyaxu)

Queen Elizabeth was one tough woman. I'm sure she had some salty language off public view as I do I it just doesn't occur to me to call people racist names, maybe because I wasn't brought up with a parent who said that . I can think any number of other things to call them.- such as "irrational"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (n3VHW)

293 I hope Trump understands that saving the Judiciary leaves in place the machinery and tools to undue and re-enslave America.

That none of what he's trying to do will last even 10 years if the cartel judge retain their current power.

The Founders made it the weakest branch intentionally--it was not to be co-equal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (73/SM)

294 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

Then the Greatest Justice in the history of Humanity was the White Christians in UK and USA ending that slavery.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

295 TGIF, horde!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

296 Carmelo Anthony’s black supporter shouts, “The only good cracker is a dead cracker,” at the white counter-protesters
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Was he quoting Melo himself?

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (Fyaxu)

297
Watching Judge Doumer swear in a group of 100 naturalized citizens and give a speech on being an American 6 years ago in Norfolk Virginia brought me to tears.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (Y8DZL)

298 Ow, that's an interesting tee. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

299 They're going to ignite a race war.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT)

Well, do you, don't you want me to love you?
I'm coming down fast, but I'm miles above you (Ahh)
Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on, tell me the answer (Ahh)
Well, you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer

Now, helter-skelter
Helter-skelter
Helter-skelter

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur)

300 or just roll my eyes because I have never called anyone the n word in my life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I like calling it the Wakandan Holy Word myself. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (+4yJ5)

301 292 Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:03 AM (Fyaxu)

Queen Elizabeth was one tough woman. I'm sure she had some salty language off public view as I do I it just doesn't occur to me to call people racist names, maybe because I wasn't brought up with a parent who said that . I can think any number of other things to call them.- such as "irrational"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:07 AM (n3VHW)

Indeed. I've never called anybody the N word. I have used the word wetback...some on the left find that just as offensive for some reason.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (l3cgK)

302 294 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

My history may be a little fuzzy, but didn't slavery exist since the beginning of time? Why is just the transatlantic slave trade such an abomination? What about the rest of it?

Oh, right. USA bad.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (N39Ws)

303 Heading to NE TX this afternoon. Will honk at my Bonham peeps on the way through.


Don't get to take all we want as there's supposed to be rain chances all weekend, but we've got work to do outside of that, so I'm sure I'll be busy regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

304
...Asked to sum up how he treated her, the third woman said she felt like “collateral damage to the world that is his.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)


Ugh. People don't talk like that.

Fakey testimony doesn't help your case.

She read this somewhere or saw it on some lame show like "Law and Order".

This is not a defense of the Turd Sniffer.

But, weird-ass locutions make me suspicious that what's being said is true. Whether it is or not.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

305
In short, the security footage does not provide the clear visual proof of self-defense that Karm
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)



Witnesses have Anthony saying "Try it and see what happens" before the stabbing.

If that's on video, he's toast. That's 100% premeditation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

306 302 294 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

My history may be a little fuzzy, but didn't slavery exist since the beginning of time? Why is just the transatlantic slave trade such an abomination? What about the rest of it?

Oh, right. USA bad.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2026 09:08 AM (N39Ws)

Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

307
March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

Why is everyone beating up on Portugal?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (O0L8i)

308 UN needs to go into the dustbin of history, like yesterday. A hive of fooking thirds world grifters, and low IQ useless scum.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (GD0B3)

309 My thank you to SanFranpsycho for the link to the drone attack in Kuwait. CENTCOM was very slow on their reporting.

I questioned the information and I was wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (5P5DO)

310 The first and foremost being the f*cking vax. Still haven't forgiven him for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Why? Did he mandate it?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (Kdi1r)

311 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.


Now do 20th century islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

312 Well, it's OK then.

Ted Danson Apologizes for 1993 Blackface Skit at Whoopi Goldberg Roast

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7)

313
Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)


Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

314 307
March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

Why is everyone beating up on Portugal?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (O0L8i)

Because you don't ever expect the Portuguese Inquisition?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (l3cgK)

315 The name Karmelo Anthony is unfortunate… every time I hear it I think former NBA and Syracuse basketball star Carmelo Anthony….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (+gA9j)

316 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
________

For whatever reason, this brings to mind the Google AI ad with the really attractive young brunette asking about the quadratic equation. Google tells her she must first find the discriminant, and she says Oh!, like that would actually mean something to a person who has to ask AI about the quadratic equation.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (XvL8K)

317 313
Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Yup. Somebody needed to harvest the sugar cane...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (l3cgK)

318 Youve never met the idiots trying to get Carmelllio off.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)


The best part is, he's likely going to prison because he already admitted he killed the kid. They're just trying to prove whether it was premeditated or not.

The self-defense angle isn't going to fly from all of the evidence they have, otherwise the DA wouldn't have went for murder 1.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


A lot of people are going to find out the hard way that their Facebook Law Degree is worth what they paid for it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (lwhHh)

319 If that's on video, he's toast. That's 100% premeditation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I think it is on video and it was kept under tight control and not released to prevent the case from being ruined.

Mind you, God himself could point at that kid and say "He's guilty" and the Usual Suspects will still burn down cities.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (+4yJ5)

320
Why? Did he mandate it?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (Kdi1r)



He fast tracked it's creation as a solution to a problem that wasn't even remotely necessary opening the door to the mRNA dogshit that's responsible for the deaths of MILLIONS.

I kinda find that a big deal. Forgive me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

321 OK, folks, got the two chapters I wanted to edit done. Now time for some errands and then more writing.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (qRla/)

322 The Platner story is much more robust.
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

Platner and Trump ass raped me in the Macy's Woman's Big and Tall fitting rooms while telling me I would not shit right for a month.

Posted by: E.Jean Carroll, Sex Pest at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (OhZoB)

323 Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

US ended salve importation on 1/1/1808.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

324
Witnesses have Anthony saying "Try it and see what happens" before the stabbing.

If that's on video, he's toast. That's 100% premeditation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't think those words are good enough at all even though they're shitty and dumb, but stabbing someone who is unarmed from behind (if that's what the evidence shows) is all any reasonable juror would need.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (Fyaxu)

325 316 I like Euler's formula...and I know how to derive it too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
________

For whatever reason, this brings to mind the Google AI ad with the really attractive young brunette asking about the quadratic equation. Google tells her she must first find the discriminant, and she says Oh!, like that would actually mean something to a person who has to ask AI about the quadratic equation.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (XvL8K)

just complete the square...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (l3cgK)

326 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.

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I thought pineapple on pizza was the greatest crime against humanity in history.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)

327 Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)


And by all accounts, those 15% fared better than the ones that were sent to Brazil and the West Indes.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (+4yJ5)

328 Ted Danson is STILL apologizing 33 years after he used blackface with his black girlfriend Whoopi??? Good grief….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:13 AM (+gA9j)

329 Platner and Trump ass raped me in the Macy's Woman's Big and Tall fitting rooms while telling me I would not shit right for a month.
Posted by: E.Jean Carroll, Sex Pest at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (OhZoB)

5 bonus points for Bad Santa quote

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:13 AM (/+uur)

330 SO much discussion about Platner's tattoo, and how easily dismissed it is by the Democrats/Left.

Pretty sure a part of it is, unconsciously, it aligns with their current day take on the Israeli Jews?

I mean, they have redefined "Nazi" to mean white, Christian American, and clearly, Platner is not one of them -- so he's still their guy. "Nazi" has been divorced enough from Hitler's genocide of the Jews that it would never occur to them that their beloved Palestinian activists (and allies) have just as much hatred of the Jews as Hitler. Oh no! Trump (and Bush and Reagan) were Hitler, not Mahmoud Abbas!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:13 AM (X8xt3)

331 It's feeling like the Carmello Anthony case will be used to kick off the summer of love 2.0.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 05, 2026 09:13 AM (yInIL)

332 If that's on video, he's toast. That's 100% premeditation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Just like OJ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

333 🚨 JUST NOW: MAINE US SENATE poll finds Graham Platner (D) NO LONGER LEADS Susan Collins (R)

🔴 Collins: 46% (=)
🔵 Platner: 46%
🟡 Unsure: 8%

Platner is TANKING.

Fabrizio | 6/1-3 | N=800LV

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

334 328 Ted Danson is STILL apologizing 33 years after he used blackface with his black girlfriend Whoopi??? Good grief….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:13 AM (+gA9j)

He went down on her ass?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)

335 At CBS Chicago: "Northwestern scientists find long-elusive wind emitting from Milky Way galaxy's central black hole"

Gotta be a laff in there somewhere.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

336 >>Posted by: E.Jean Carroll, Sex Pest

LOL!

How could anyone think of that weirdo, old prune and sex?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:15 AM (X8xt3)

337 I kinda find that a big deal. Forgive me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

You don't need forgiveness from me for your position at all. It's your position. I get it. You reached a conclusion based on a demonstrated set of facts - that's being conservative instead of a braindead lefty dummy.

Your position can be entirely based in facts without exactly mirroring mine. And that's okay.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (Kdi1r)

338 At CBS Chicago: "Northwestern scientists find long-elusive wind emitting from Milky Way galaxy's central black hole"

Gotta be a laff in there somewhere.
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)



"Did I break wind?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

339 >>At CBS Chicago: "Northwestern scientists find long-elusive wind emitting from Milky Way galaxy's central black hole"

The Great Flatulescence!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

340 Sir Keir Starmer’s Government has rejected an intervention from the Trump administration over Henry Nowak’s racist murder in which it said so-called two-tier policing is taking place in the UK. Downing Street dismissed the suggestion, echoing Justice Secretary David Lammy, who had earlier said it did not chime with his experience. The Liberal Democrats have called for the US ambassador to the UK to be summoned over what they called the “flagrant foreign interference that seeks to fan the flames of division”. But No 10 said the relationship with the US remained “incredibly strong”.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

341
Your position can be entirely based in facts without exactly mirroring mine. And that's okay.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (Kdi1r)



*fistbump*


This is a big part of what makes us in large part better than them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

342 Kurt Schlichter: Herr Platner Is Taking Democrat Credibility Down With Him

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Wait. Democrats have credibility?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)

343 e^i*pi + 1 = 0

Good stuff

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (+gA9j)

344 The Left wants us to forget what the world was like when most of us had a sense of humor about our "differences". I know I grew up in a place where almost no one gave a fuck about black vs white.

Most of the stars of my childhood were black and they were worshiped. No one gave a fuck. We joked about racial differences. They can't make me believe it never happened.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (Fyaxu)

345
I thought pineapple on pizza was the greatest crime against humanity in history.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)


The Novus Ordo Mass

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (O0L8i)

346 l3cgK)

335 At CBS Chicago: "Northwestern scientists find long-elusive wind emitting from Milky Way galaxy's central black hole"

Gotta be a laff in there somewhere.
Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

“And it smells Bad!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (3mtTi)

347 He went down on her ass?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)



I just projectile vomited.

Thanks. That's gonna take a lot to clean.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

348 Waiting on a reply.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:43 AM (+4yJ5)
~~~~~

Good! Please let us know if they respond.

I am currently going after the Bradford Exchange on X asking them why they have plenty of items of Obama and Biden, but nothing of President Trump. So far, they have only responded once, asking me to contact them via Direct Message. Of course, that means that no one else can see our conversation, so I declined. Every time I see one of their ads I ask them the same question.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (3ImbR)

349 This is a big part of what makes us in large part better than them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

It's also what makes it such a nut roll trying to get anything done.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (Kdi1r)

350 Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGP

Unless a person listened to no alternative news ( alternative to MSM, I mean ) how could anyone in Maine at this point be unsure of whom they are voting for?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (n3VHW)

351 Unbelievable that Danson dated Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:18 AM (+gA9j)

352 Northwestern scientists find long-elusive wind emitting from Milky Way galaxy's central black hole"
--------

Code named "Silent But Deadly", scientists have been searching for the source of the elusive wind for years.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:18 AM (Fyaxu)

353 If Karmelo Anthony had siblings named Nougato and Peanuto, they'd be the Snickers trio.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 09:19 AM (wVcYX)

354 It's feeling like the Carmello Anthony case will be used to kick off the summer of love 2.0"

It's a bit odd... our media are seemingly expecting a show, but it's not happening.
Maybe the money dried up?

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

355 DC archbishop removes chief exorcist over claims that UFOs are demonic

The Roman Catholic archbishop of Washington, D.C., removed an archdiocesan exorcist and severed ties with his nonprofit organization on Wednesday after he went viral earlier this week for expressing his opinion that most UFO encounters are likely demonic. Monsignor Stephen J. Rossetti, a psychologist and priest of the Diocese of Syracuse, New York, who served as an exorcist in the Washington archdiocese for 19 years, was removed by Cardinal Robert McElroy for "linking UFOs to demonic presence," according to a statement from the archdiocese.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

356 >Ted Danson is STILL apologizing 33 years after he used blackface with his black girlfriend Whoopi??? Good grief….
----

I kinda feel sorry for the guy- he had to see Woopi naked

the horror
the horror

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)

357 Unbelievable that Danson dated Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:18 AM (+gA9j)

Golf ball. Garden hose.
- T. Dizzle

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:20 AM (Kdi1r)

358 🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN

When I finished casting my ballot in the LA mayoral primary on Tuesday, the Dominion machine asked whether I wanted to review my ballot in case I had changed my mind about any of the candidates.

I selected—Yes.

Guess who came up first? Spencer Pratt.

The machine asked if I had changed my mind, and I selected—No.

Then guess what?
It didn’t even bother asking me about the other candidates or ballot measures. It simply said, “Your ballot is complete.”

Basically: Thanks, now fuck off.

The whole fucking thing is rigged.

In other words, a communist freedom fighter who basically burned L.A. to the ground and had no water to put it out wins the primary.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

359 Keir Starmer’s Government has rejected an intervention from the Trump administration over Henry Nowak’s racist murder"

Yeah. He's blaming Elon now. It's funny. Sad, but funny.

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

360 >>March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history.


"We're right here! Hello?!?!"
-- Uyghurs in China, children smuggled over US border then "lost," Qatar slaves, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:21 AM (X8xt3)

361 The Novus Ordo Mass
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (O0L8i)

Did you see the article I posted earlier- or maybe on your own -about the Priest who officiates at the Latin Mass somewhere in Detroit and who while i. his cassock tackled some crock and then helped the victim? And he did this while wearing his cassock. It's at the National Catholic Register site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:21 AM (n3VHW)

362 IMHO UFOs are the biggest non-thing ever. There is nothing to it… no aliens no demons no nothing but a lot of folks with wild imaginations

Loved the X-Files though… Gillian Anderson yum yum

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:21 AM (+gA9j)

363 >>I kinda feel sorry for the guy- he had to see Woopi naked

the horror
the horror


She data Frank Langella more recently.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

364 LOL!

How could anyone think of that weirdo, old prune and sex?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:15 AM (X8xt3)

There are several stories about how they brought in makeup artist and stylist to make her look fuckable

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (/+uur)

365 340 Sir Keir Starmer’s Government has rejected an intervention from the Trump administration over Henry Nowak’s racist murder in which it said so-called two-tier policing is taking place in the UK. Downing Street dismissed the suggestion, echoing Justice Secretary David Lammy, who had earlier said it did not chime with his experience. The Liberal Democrats have called for the US ambassador to the UK to be summoned over what they called the “flagrant foreign interference that seeks to fan the flames of division”. But No 10 said the relationship with the US remained “incredibly strong”.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

Yeah, that's two-tier...
And their respect for privacy and freedom of speech leave much to be desired...
you can't silently pray across the street from an abortion abattoir, you can't even pray for free speech in front of an abortion abattoir even if they aren't open for business.

Rape gangs going around enslaving white teen girls with almost full impunity.

Criminals who get hurt by their victims are helped by the Crown to sue their victims...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (l3cgK)

366 Unbelievable that Danson dated Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:18 AM (+gA9j)



I believe that was a publicity stunt for some wildly unknown reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

367 Typo / some "crook" not "crock"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:23 AM (n3VHW)

368 FenelonSpoke

No worries. We can translate typos. Because Buzzion is still alive, as is Piper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

369 Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Yup. Somebody needed to harvest the sugar cane...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (l3cgK)
——

First they had to clear the Amazon. Clear. The. Amazon. Of all the slaves of that era, those unlucky enough to be sold to the Portuguese in Brazil reportedly had it the worst.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 09:24 AM (Biz1s)

370 "Try it and see what happens" is standard fight talk. Most of us have said those words at some point without an intent to kill. Moreover, they are words that are dependent on an action from someone else.

Like if I say to you, "if you (a stranger) ever come to my house again, I'm going to fucking kill you" that's not premeditiaton. It's not even a threat. It's a warning. I wouldn't rely on those words for a conviction.

What would most certainly convict him is evidence he stabbed an unarmed person from behind, which reports have indicated occurred.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:24 AM (Fyaxu)

371 And by all accounts, those 15% fared better than the ones that were sent to Brazil and the West Indes."

And those did better than the ones shipped to the Middle East...

/snip!

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:24 AM (XuXeR)

372 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

373 Criminals who get hurt by their victims are helped by the Crown to sue their victims...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (l3cgK)

Hey! That's incomplete. We also help victims of crime to drown in their own blood!
- Also the Crown

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:25 AM (Kdi1r)

374 What would most certainly convict him is evidence he stabbed an unarmed person from behind, which reports have indicated occurred.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:24 AM (Fyaxu)


Ppffffftttttttttt.
- L. Mangione

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Kdi1r)

375 She data Frank Langella more recently.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

She was with Data and Frank Langella? Now that's a helluva threesome

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Fyaxu)

376 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

I missed what happened to Piper. Did she use I'm "dead" as a typo instead of some other word?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (n3VHW)

377 Unbelievable that Danson dated Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:18 AM (+gA9j)


I believe that was a publicity stunt for some wildly unknown reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)
——

High probability that Danson is a homo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Biz1s)

378 March 26, the United Nations passed a resolution declaring the transatlantic slave trade the greatest crime against humanity in history."

"Show me the money! "

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

379 DOJ Expands Indictment Against SPLC With Shocking New Allegations

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It's like at the end of Scooby Doo when the kids rip the mask off the ghost and it turns out to be old man Turner except they rip the hood off the KKK and it turns out to be Morris Dees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

380 Kudos to the Department of State for issuing a strong statement, I am glad they did : "Ideological conditioning and two-tiered policing are glaring symptoms of civilizational decline. They must be rejected across the West. The United States sends our condolences to the family of Henry Nowak and the people of the United Kingdom at this troubling time."

eat that Starmer

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (GD0B3)

381 343 e^i*pi + 1 = 0

Good stuff

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (+gA9j)

eⁱᶿ=cos(Θ + i*sin(Θ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)

382 Whoopi has celebrated at least 8 abortions.


Think about that. She got pregnant at least 8 times.


*shudders*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

383 dammit...stupid auto happies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)

384 the United Nations is crime against humanity

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

385 eⁱᶿ=cos(Θ + i*sin(Θ...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)



False advertising.

I do not smile and wink when forced to do math.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

386 >>But, weird-ass locutions make me suspicious that what's being said is true. Whether it is or not.


Fair to guess that these "victims" of Platner are represented by Gloria Allred or her equally craven daughter?

They've got this shtick down to a science -- the discovery of women to march out and relay their sob story to the cameras in order to kneecap someone's career or political chances.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (X8xt3)

387 381 343 e^i*pi + 1 = 0

Good stuff

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (+gA9j)

eⁱᶿ=cos(Θ + i*sin(Θ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (l3cgK)

eⁱᶿ=cosΘ + i*sinΘ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (l3cgK)

388 FenelonSpoke

I'm not exactly sure, but what was reported was the 'ettes divvied up her shoes quite quickly after the report.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

389 > Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…
-----

lately she looks like Forest Whitaker of Battlefield Earth

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

390 jim (in Kalifornia)

** Deep cough **

No math on the blog, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ)

391 389 > Whoopi who might be the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen…
-----

lately she looks like Forest Whitaker of Battlefield Earth
Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

She wasn't horrible looking when she was younger..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2026 09:28 AM (FtULh)

392 369 Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Yup. Somebody needed to harvest the sugar cane...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:11 AM (l3cgK)
——

First they had to clear the Amazon. Clear. The. Amazon. Of all the slaves of that era, those unlucky enough to be sold to the Portuguese in Brazil reportedly had it the worst.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 05, 2026 09:24 AM (Biz1s)


That's nothing! We cannot work from home, free food, snacks, and lattes at work are gone, and we must endure many other inhuman working conditions! We're modern slaves!

Posted by: Today's Youth at June 05, 2026 09:28 AM (5rh/l)

393 I'm not exactly sure, but what was reported was the 'ettes divvied up her shoes quite quickly after the report.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)



Her dog Soup gave her a tumor and it was over quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

394 that was a publicity stunt for some wildly unknown reason"

"Maid in America"... a real knee slapper of a comedy...

Posted by: man at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (XuXeR)

395 We were sposed to get a big honking CME yesterday, but it's late. Space weather predictions are still pretty unreliable.

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (Jr5Lq)

396 Think about that. She got pregnant at least 8 times.


*shudders*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

think some more , her "partners" did use a condom

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (GD0B3)

397 382 Whoopi has celebrated at least 8 abortions.


Think about that. She got pregnant at least 8 times.


*shudders*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Who would...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (l3cgK)

398 *did not

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (GD0B3)

399 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ

I'd take the clothes, not the shoes. I've never had much of a shoe fetish and haven't worn l
heels for years. It's sometimes difficult enough to navigate my house with slippery rugs even without heels .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:29 AM (n3VHW)

400 Her dog Soup gave her a tumor and it was over quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Thank God she didn't suffer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (Kdi1r)

401 Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:27 AM (X8xt3)

Did you see where I predicted the Democrats might very well do a Swallwell on him and make him a cartoonish hypermasculine womanizer (which may or may not be based in truth) to eliminate the Nazi and Pedo stuff from people's minds? And then it started happening?

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (Fyaxu)

402 Fen, she typed “tumor” instead of “rumor.” I was afraid that she had an actual tumor, and that kicked things off.

Posted by: Bulg at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

403 >>> e^i*pi + 1 = 0

Good stuff
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 05, 2026 09:17 AM (+gA9j)


Yeah logarithms are used a lot to provide a translation from the non linear to linear. Mostly by turning A*B into the form of A+B. And in this case making the nonlinearity of a space-time domain into a nice linear frequency-amplitude domain using laplace transforms. Fun stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (3uBP9)

404 Damn Musk!

PM Keir Starmer Accuses Elon Musk of Fueling Division in UK Over Henry Nowak Murder

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 05, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

405 nood

Posted by: gp at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)

406 >>>Fewer Than One in Five Democrats Are Proud to be Americans...

God bless those that are still proud. And fck the Left

Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (rgnea)

407 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

408 FenelonSpoke

I'd like to hear about FenelonSpouses reaction to you in Piper's yoga pants.

She is very fit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

409
If Karmelo Anthony had siblings named Nougato and Peanuto, they'd be the Snickers trio.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2026 09:19 AM (wVcYX)



His older brother, BitOHoneyo, kinda spoils the premise of your joke.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2026 09:31 AM (iJfKG)

410 Morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

This mostly Irish broad would put a statue of Netanyahu in the front yard if I could get away with it. Disagree? Couldn't care less.

'My Time Inside the Immigration Industrial Complex.' Very nice, appropriately heart wrenching. But, Honduras was on TPS for more than 25 years following Hurricane Mitch. When is it enough? Further, Guatemala and Columbia were NEVER on TPS by the US. But, yes, there are so many Guatemalans taken in by Welcoming cities and then pushed into the urbanized suburbs, we'll probably never figure out how many there are but for their kids in the public school systems.

Lastly, 300 shelters in 27 states, hundreds of thousand of unaccompanied kids & that's a good way to grant them a pathway to citizenship and their extended families access into the US?

May all of Biden, Inc. rot for the extreme damage they've done to this country, most of it probably irreversible. (And may Delaware itself become a cesspool for supporting the boss.)
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'Hamawy’s Primary Victory in NJ-12: ‘There is No GOP Equivalent to This, Not Even Close’

25th anniversary of 9/11 and this is what they've chosen?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (NFX2v)

411 Can anyone doubt how serious they are about Socialism and protecting Islam?

During the campaign, rivals and critics brought up a 1995 trial where Hamawy, as a young man, was called to testify under oath regarding Omar Abdel-Rahman. Hamawy pushed back directly to the New Jersey Monitor, stating, “Any Muslim is going to be called a terrorist at some point, and these tropes are outdated and worn.”

>hereswhykevin
Rep. Summer Lee is defending Rashida Tlaib and calling out her colleagues for remaining silent despite Islamophobic attacks from Republicans.

“We’re supposed to be the standard-setters. The ones who are fighting for justice and equal opportunity and liberation. If we aren’t able to speak up against this right now then how can we continue to hold that particular mantle?”
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Platner again:Tyrus (George Murdoch) heavily criticized Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner over his chest tattoo, which resembles the Nazi SS Totenkopf (death's head) emblem. Discussing the controversy on the Guy Benson Show, Tyrus argued against excuses that the tattoo was a drunken mistake, emphasizing that "what is dearest to you is over the heart."

Take HIS word.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (NFX2v)

412 No, but he was cured over a weekend, knew there were amazing medicines already out there for it and STILL pushed "Operation Warp Speed" which eventually ruined vaccinations for the rest of time.

mRNA will be the population control the leftist lunatics around the world have been BEGGING for, and Trump green lighted it on the fast track.

He's just as culpable as anyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

As far as I know, he's never changed position on the "big, beautiful" vaccine. He had good initial instincts on Covid with his comments about China but let the insiders take over. He had good instincts to appoint Scott Atlas to his Covid committee but let Pence run him into the ground. We're seeing the same thing with Iran. Good initial, tough instincts lapsing into another deal-making ideal with people who hate him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (INQN/)

413 That was a cool typo, Bulg, and thanks for your concern for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 09:32 AM (n3VHW)

414 >>Did you see where I predicted the Democrats might very well do a Swallwell on him and make him a cartoonish hypermasculine womanizer (which may or may not be based in truth) to eliminate the Nazi and Pedo stuff from people's minds? And then it started happening?



D@mn, you called it!!
And ugh, no, just stop digging, Democrats!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

415 >She wasn't horrible looking when she was younger..

Posted by: It's me donna
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time is cruel

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

416 Karmelo's defense is really a stretch.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:34 AM (Fyaxu)

417 Not all slaves in the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade went to the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

Most went to Brazil and the West Indies. I think maybe 15% came to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 09:10 AM (O0L8i)

Henry Gates (of BeerGate fame) said that about 3% of Trans-Atlantic Slaves came to the US

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

418 Don Black

Good women's aged appearance is different than evil woman's appearance.

8 abortions! Not good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 05, 2026 09:35 AM (u82oZ)

419 I'm running late, as usual, but need to bring attn to the following:

Nobel Prize-winning economist and former New York Times columnist Paul Krugman stated that the U.S. needed a "de-MAGAfication" process, drawing a direct parallel to the denazification of Germany after World War II, to purge the national of the Make American Great Again movement's ideological influence.

HuffPost, June 1st: Paul Krugman Issues Dire Plea for 'DeMAGAification" of America After Trump

The remowned economist called for "a thorough purging of the United States."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (NFX2v)

420 The most comprehensive analysis of shipping records over the course of the slave trade is the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Database, edited by professors David Eltis and David Richardson. (While the editors are careful to say that all of their figures are estimates, I believe that they are the best estimates that we have, the proverbial “gold standard” in the field of the study of the slave trade.) Between 1525 and 1866, in the entire history of the slave trade to the New World, according to the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Database, 12.5 million Africans were shipped to the New World. 10.7 million survived the dreaded Middle Passage, disembarking in North America, the Caribbean and South America.

And how many of these 10.7 million Africans were shipped directly to North America? Only about 388,000.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

421 >>mRNA will be the population control the leftist lunatics around the world have been BEGGING for, and Trump green lighted it on the fast track.


Fauci and Moderna signed a contract re: mRNA vaccines in maybe 2019? It was happening, and then there was additional joint business on this specific to covid executed in Jan 2020, iirc.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2026 09:38 AM (X8xt3)

422 The US economy added 172,000 jobs in May, blowing past expectations, according to the government's closely watched jobs report. The unemployment rate remained flat at 4.3%. Economists surveyed by Bloomberg had anticipated payroll growth of 88,000 for the month.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:39 AM (RHGPo)

423 Wolfus,

I've poked around on your behalf a bit and now that you seem to have settled on a region, basically southern Indiana along the Ohio, I done some deep dives on a few towns.

Have you checked out Madison, In? I It looked like a pretty good place and then I found it was getting a lot of good press.

Check it out.

Feel free to email me if you wish I'd be happy to help you on your quest.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 09:40 AM (+rSJz)

424 Thomas Weir Pauken II, 50, who lived and worked in China for over a decade while writing for Beijing’s state-run propaganda outlets under the pseudonym “Tom McGregor,” admitted in federal court that he acted as an unregistered agent for the People’s Republic of China.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

425 I am currently going after the Bradford Exchange on X asking them why they have plenty of items of Obama and Biden, but nothing of President Trump.

Good luck to you as well. So far I have not received any answer (The company is GOG for the curious.).

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 09:46 AM (+4yJ5)

426 Renting costs in Madison are relatively low.

I would suggest find in a nice rental in a good area, away from congested areas and spend a few months looking for a good deal on a house. There seem to be a good number available.

Just remember, it would be very easy to make a big mistake that will either sour you of cost you a lot to get out of.

My advice is to move cautiously and educate yourself as you go.

Posted by: pawn at June 05, 2026 09:48 AM (+rSJz)

427 Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 08:24 AM (GZYu7)

If McCain didn't, someone or someones else would have. The vote was pure theater. See: The SAVE Act

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2026 09:01 AM (Fyaxu)
==
That argument I can accept - it might be wrong, but it is a legit one.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 05, 2026 09:50 AM (GZYu7)

428 Most of the achievements of Islamic scholars descend from the great Persian and Byzantine schools, persisting under their new Arab masters. Raymond Ibrahim and Goldie Ghamari have many podcasts on just that. The question is not what Islam gave Europe, but just how far Europe and the rest of the world might have advanced without Islam.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:51 AM (RHGPo)

429 From above, 'Exclusive: Sen. Dan Sullivan Exposes Democrat Plot to Rig Alaska Senate Election'

Alaska has a fascinating political history, largely ignored outside the state, I guess.

An example:
In July 2008, Stevens was indicted on charges of making false statements on Senate financial disclosure forms regarding about $250,000 in free home renovations and other gifts received from an oil-services executive.

He was found guilty on all seven counts on October 27, 2008, just a week before narrowly losing his re-election campaign.

Before Stevens could be sentenced, a federal judge threw out the indictment and vacated the conviction. The judge declared it one of the worst cases of prosecutorial misconduct he had ever seen because government lawyers intentionally withheld exculpatory evidence.

Stevens never returned to office and passed away in a plane crash in 2010.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (NFX2v)

430 🚨 BREAKING: CALIFORNIA HELD AN ELECTION— AND NOBODY KNOWS WHO WON 😳

DAYS LATER, the Governor's race is STILL stuck in BALLOT-COUNTING LIMBO 😵‍💫

Florida counts 8 MILLION VOTES before BEDTIME—California can't finish ONE CITY IN A WEEK 🤦

NEWSOM’S ELECTION SYSTEM IS BECOMING A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT🔥

... isn't their a SCOTUS case about "Election Day" as in 24-hours ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

431 Election officials brace for Supreme Court ruling on mail-in ballot deadlines
The justices could invalidate laws in 14 states that allow ballots that arrive after Election Day to be counted.

... California could become forever entrenched in vote counting

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2026 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

432 430. Posted by: SMOD

"Mail in Voters the go-to.
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fox5sandiego dot com: Becerra advances in California governor's race

In part, "Becerra holds 26,03 percent of the vote as of late Thursday night, while Hilton has won 27.18 percent of the vote and Steyer is in third place with 20.18 percent of the vote.

Becerra appears to be doing well among mail-in voters across the Golden State's 58 counties and is expected to pass Hilton at the current vote-count pace, according to Decision Desk HQ."

"If elected governor, Becerra would be the first Latino governor since Jose Antonio Romualdo Pacheco, who served from February to December 1875.

Becerra also received a boost in support after former Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) dropped out of the race following multiple sexual assault and misconduct allegations against him."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 05, 2026 10:09 AM (NFX2v)

433 Military recruiters won't enlist you if you're mentally ill.
Belief in something that's not real is mental illness.
So what's been the excuse to enlist men who pretend to be women?
Was MASH a morality play that plowed the field?

Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2026 10:14 AM (ddl1m)

434 235 Imma still turn my hazards on in severe weather.

Because that's what they're for. Alert others to a hazardous situation.

They're called hazards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 05, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
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WRONG!
Use hazards when you are stopped on the side of the road; not moving. Using hazards when you are moving decreases visibility due to the flash for everyone around you. Worst is when it is raining and the light reflects off the street.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 05, 2026 10:52 AM (JNTt1)

Daily Tech News 5 June 2026

Top Story

  • AI token costs are becoming a meme. Here's why that's a good thing. (Tom's Hardware)

    It's not. I mean, not unless for the AI companies, and not for anyone else unless it pops the bubble, and not even then as trillions of dollars of virtual money suddenly disappearing would cause a certain amount of drama.
    Despite that, Altman projects that AI token usage will continue to increase. He said that six-and-a-half years ago, the top token spender at the startup used 100,000 tokens a month - today, that is the global per capita average token usage, and that OpenAI's token leader uses about 100 billion a month. The OpenAI chief also admitted, to his own embarrassment, that someone else uses even more. So, if token usage were to grow linearly, then he would expect the global per capita token usage to hit 100 billion monthly.
    Somehow I don't think that will happen. At OpenAI's current rates, that would cost the average user over a million dollars a month and provide the company with a quadrillion dollars in monthly revenue.


Tech News

Musical Interlude



Disclaimer: Big bada boom means no one gets left behind.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 04:31 AM (2V0ED)

3 Guten morgen, horde.

Now to the content.

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 04:33 AM (2V0ED)

4 Poke.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 05, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1)

5 Long weekend here. Still not used to it being the King's Birthday rather than the Queen's.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 05, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1)

6 Not that it happens on either one's birthday.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 05, 2026 04:35 AM (BLOW1)

7 There is now - or soon will be - a 12,060 piece Lego model of the Sagrada Familia.
****

I wonder how many the expect to sell.

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 04:37 AM (2V0ED)

8 Long weekend here too, need to take truck in Monday, though wondering straight away to get a rental car, its notva easy fix

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:45 AM (Ia/+0)

9 Even the Uber CEO admitted that there is currently no link yet between going all-out on AI and delivering successful products.
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Now that the free "trial-use" AI is gone...
... ummm, no it is not money saving.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 04:51 AM (/lPRQ)

10 How a Toyota E-CVT works. This is what is used in Toyota Hybrids.

I thought mine used magic until I saw this video. After watching it I still think magic is involved. The whole set up is some brilliant engineering.

I bet the Toyota engineers could have build the Sagrada Familia Lego model with 6,300 parts.


Toyota https://youtu.be/r2L5VOtf47Y

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 05, 2026 04:51 AM (glnUu)

11 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2026 04:51 AM (V0/Sp)

12 lol, I’m not stupid, buddy. We’re gonna burn your money.

Posted by: Alphabet at June 05, 2026 04:55 AM (8jVAy)

13 Is Lego going to ship Segrada Familia without instructions so it takes 50 years to build?

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 04:57 AM (8jVAy)

14 Long weekend here. Still not used to it being the King's Birthday rather than the Queen's.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

So how is it celebrated? Bashing King Charles pinatas followed by Coronation feasts?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 05, 2026 04:57 AM (glnUu)

15 Thinking on way home stop by retail car place and set up one for Monday.
Maybe a Lamborghini this time

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

16 G'mornin all y'all

Posted by: Okjohn at June 05, 2026 05:05 AM (JiRwe)

17 >>> Thinking on way home stop by retail car place and set up one for Monday.
Maybe a Lamborghini this time

Take it in for a pink Hello Kitty wrap. Lamborghini loves that sort of thing.

Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2026 05:10 AM (V0/Sp)

18 Recently learned about the world of extreme ironing. You have to be really hard pressed to pick up this sport.

Posted by: H at June 05, 2026 05:10 AM (6Km86)

19 If you don’t rape the Charles piñata, you’re a Nazi.

Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 05:13 AM (/Chlc)

20 "At OpenAI's current rates, that would cost the average user over a million dollars a month and provide the company with a quadrillion dollars in monthly revenue."

It's the New NEW economy kids, where the old rules no longer apply! (Uh huh, just like they didn't just before the dot.com bubble became the dot.bomb implosion.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:13 AM (O7YUW)

21 >>> Recently learned about the world of extreme ironing. You have to be really hard pressed to pick up this sport.

It's demanding. A competitive meet can really take the starch out of you.

Posted by: fluffy at June 05, 2026 05:13 AM (V0/Sp)

22 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 05:14 AM (Ia/+0)

23 @4/Pixy: "Poke."

What memory location? What value?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:17 AM (O7YUW)

24
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 05, 2026 05:17 AM (AMvSw)

25 Disclaimer: Big bada boom means no one gets left behind.

Musical rejoinder:
https://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:18 AM (O7YUW)

26 Disclaimer: Big bada boom means no one gets left behind.

I was hoping for Big Bada Boobs or Big Bada Behinds, but saw neither.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 05, 2026 05:25 AM (OGUk6)

27 Just a little story about a nice kindness of someone's neighbor. From "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/m496jse4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:25 AM (OYsYV)

28 More recent song, "He touched me" ( from the 60's) by William Gaither, song here by a country singer :

https://tinyurl.com/39tnvkbx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:34 AM (OYsYV)

29 "Sung here "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:35 AM (OYsYV)

30 Evening and morning, all! 'Tis Friday, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

I slept my usual six hours, but feel like I didn't.

Looks like this house is not going to happen, as some of you might have read yesterday afternoon. The home inspection came back with red flags such as badly outdated wiring (which the insurance people will hate), termite damage to the garage, and an A/C system 35 years old and near the end of its life. We're talking, I'm advised, about more than $20K of repairs. And even then I'll be, as one commenter put it, awash in sawdust and spending half my time at Home Depot. Not my speed, I'm afraid. No wonder I feel like I've been awake half the night.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:36 AM (wzUl9)

31 Could someone more tech savvy than me please explain the term "tokens" as it applies to AI? I'm a former Marine so you may have to use primary colors and small words.

That being said, good morning everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 05:37 AM (+4yJ5)

32 Long weekend here too, need to take truck in Monday, though wondering straight away to get a rental car, its notva easy fix
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026


***
The Buick is due soon, according to the manual, for spark plug change -- 98,500 miles. Amazing, when I recall how plugs used to need changing every year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:38 AM (wzUl9)

33 Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 05:37 AM

I didn't understand it either and I'm not a former Marine, but anything with tech needs to be explained very simply to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:38 AM (OYsYV)

34 "Looks like this house is not going to happen, as some of you might have read yesterday afternoon."

So sorry to hear that. I know you were excited about the prospect of moving by the end of the summer. Keep on looking. Somewhere there's a house just waiting for you.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026 05:41 AM (lJ0H4)

35 I was worried I'd locked Dagny into a closet last night before bed. A call of her name, and she came trotting out from the window. All is well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

36 Toddler's hug with hid dad:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7nfkn4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:43 AM (OYsYV)

37 "Looks like this house is not going to happen, as some of you might have read yesterday afternoon."

So sorry to hear that. I know you were excited about the prospect of moving by the end of the summer. Keep on looking. Somewhere there's a house just waiting for you.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2026


***
I was hoping to move by the middle of next month! Dreading the packing, of course. I have two boxes of books and some clothes to give away and some magazines to toss, and a chest full of papers I need to winnow. Some of them may need shredding.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 05:45 AM (wzUl9)

38 I agree with Tuna, Wolfus. Keep looking, particularly if you liked that area in Indiana.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 05:45 AM (OYsYV)

39 @Wolfus: Keep looking. That inspection definitely paid off and saved you from buying someone else's money-pit.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 05:45 AM (O7YUW)

40 31 Could someone more tech savvy than me please explain the term "tokens" as it applies to AI? I'm a former Marine so you may have to use primary colors and small words.

That being said, good morning everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 05:37 AM (+4yJ5)


I don't really fully understand 'tokens' myself, since I haven't paid for or used them, nor am I pro on the other side having programmed them either. But I think they're basically a measure of how much the AI is keeping track of, so how much memory and complexity is involved. And they're able to charge for it since they keep track of it, as a factor in the algorithm design.

One implication is that it's really retarded for executives to mandate more token usage, because they think AI is the future and they want their employees using more as if that will automatically translate to more effectiveness. No, if I understand correctly, you can use fewer tokens by just taking some load off the AI's memory, by pulling out a legal pad and a pen, breaking the problem down into chunks, and using your meat brain and dead trees to giving the silicon smaller problems to solve.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/)

41 It sounds like you got a really competent inspector. Move on.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 05, 2026 05:49 AM (qFwJc)

42 Thanks SciVo. That makes a lot of sense and yes, I can see a whole bunch of execs bragging about how many tokens they use.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 05:53 AM (+4yJ5)

43 Time to rest my eyes. Guten abend.

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 05:53 AM (2V0ED)

44 Wolfus, I'm sorry to hear about the results of the inspection but at least you found out now.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 05:54 AM (+4yJ5)

45 How a Toyota E-CVT works. This is what is used in Toyota Hybrids.

I've watched other videos of his and found them enlightening.

The video from the Technology Connections channel has a different way to explain the same thing: https://youtu.be/KnUFH5GX_fI?si=gVpV7Zz1Yg_yKN0a

The Technology Connections guy does tend to piss me off; for most of his stuff, there's enough data to mediate that reaction.

YMMV (mine does).

(FWIW: I watched the Technology Connections video on this topic first, then the Driving 4 Answers video. I like the Driving 4 Answers video on this topic better.)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at June 05, 2026 06:05 AM (OGUk6)

46 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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Rejoinder: "Boom." Yeah, I got "boom."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 06:05 AM (amcLV)

47 46 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I'm sorry, Captain. I can't do that. You have exceeded your monthy token usage.

Posted by: HAL-GPT 9000 at June 05, 2026 06:11 AM (2X2jr)

48 Hopefully we can get a viral video of King Alfred E. Neuman wiggling his ears and lecturing us on climate change. Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 06:11 AM (D1E+2)

49 I'm sorry, Captain. I can't do that. You have exceeded your monthy token usage.
Posted by: HAL-GPT 9000 at June 05, 2026 06:11 AM (2X2jr)
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I'm in your memory banks and I've got a screwdriver.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 06:15 AM (amcLV)

50 Wolfus, I'm sorry to hear about the results of the inspection but at least you found out now.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026


***
I don't buy a used car without an inspection. I'm certainly not going to buy a property that costs seven to ten times as much without one.

While I've paid for the appraisal, they haven't done it yet, so I can get my money back on that.

Oh, well. Time to go back and start looking at listings again, and to stay away from hundred-year-old houses, I suppose. It's a shame; this one looked perfect for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

51 Hopefully we can get a viral video of King Alfred E. Neuman wiggling his ears and lecturing us on climate change. Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 05, 2026 06:11 AM (D1E+2)
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Actually, this is his official birthday. His real birthday is in November.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 05, 2026 06:17 AM (amcLV)

52 31 Could someone more tech savvy than me please explain the term "tokens" as it applies to AI? I'm a former Marine so you may have to use primary colors and small words.

Posted by: NR Pax


A token is a nugget of data ingested or excreted by an AI model. How big is it, exactly? Nobody knows, and they're not telling you, so you can't apply your own metrics to double-check their bills.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 05, 2026 06:18 AM (BLOW1)

53 I agree with Tuna, Wolfus. Keep looking, particularly if you liked that area in Indiana.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026


***
Having never actually been to Terre Haute, I can't be sure. But 60K people seemed a lot better to me than the 100K+ in Evansville, and I liked the people of Evansville. The weather in IN is great right now too. (Yeah, I know, winter, but I'll be living indoors, not in a tent or on a park bench.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

54 SONY released 20 minutes of footage from their to-be-released-next-year God of War game: God of War: Laufey.

It doesn't star Kratos (the protagonist of all the other games in the series, and exactly who the audience expects and wants to play as) but rather his dead wife Laufey (Faye), who has as a fighting and traveling companion, a gelatinous cube.

Well then, that's certainly... something.

The memes have been savage. I doubt this game will actually make it to market, at least not in its current form.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

55 As a student of human nature, I can assure you that if they can just claim whatever and charge whatever, then they will. If they can also discriminate per customer, by opaquely using different definitions of 'token', then however little is the least you're willing to use will end up being charged the most that you're willing to pay.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:22 AM (Sy6m/)

56 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Can you look for something in Evansville, or you already did?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:25 AM (EQmpy)

57 Wolfus, watch out for the Nuthatch in Terre Haute. Trashcan man lived there.

Posted by: Stephen King fan at June 05, 2026 06:26 AM (2X2jr)

58 w00t late

Posted by: m at June 05, 2026 06:26 AM (6wpGE)

59 I doubt this game will actually make it to market, at least not in its current form.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


You would think at this point, game companies would realize that the mOdErN AuDiEnCe! does not exist in numbers that would justify this kind of garbage. Unfortunately, they keep hiring a whole bunch of they/thems with unnaturally colored hair and a pallet of daddy issues.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 06:27 AM (+4yJ5)

60 Unfortunately, they keep hiring a whole bunch of they/thems with unnaturally colored hair and a pallet of daddy issues.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 06:27 AM (+4yJ5)


And pierced septums!

Posted by: Stephen King fan at June 05, 2026 06:28 AM (2X2jr)

61 Can you look for something in Evansville, or you already did?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026


***
I can, I suppose, but I really want a smaller town or city. Fifty to sixty thousand people seems about right; my experience in Salina, which is about that size, was good. It was just the high property taxes and home insurance there that turned me off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

62 And pierced septums!
Posted by: Stephen King fan


The Septum Ring Theory has yet to be disproven.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 06:29 AM (+4yJ5)

63 A token is a nugget of data ingested or excreted by an AI model. How big is it, exactly? Nobody knows, and they're not telling you, so you can't apply your own metrics to double-check their bills.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

What a genius business model. Get people to give you billions of dollars to fund your infrastructure and then set it up so you can charge your customers whatever you want cuz they have no idea what you're charging.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 05, 2026 06:29 AM (glnUu)

64 Good morning morons

Buddy of mine published an interesting white paper yesterday on LinkedIn about token costs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

65 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 05, 2026 06:31 AM (bfy6w)

66 Wolfus, you might want to consider Wyoming. Living in a no state income tax state could afford you more house.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:32 AM (5P5DO)

67 What a genius business model. Get people to give you billions of dollars to fund your infrastructure and then set it up so you can charge your customers whatever you want cuz they have no idea what you're charging.

Basically, the dot com boom is happening once again.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 06:34 AM (+4yJ5)

68 Just saw a mother deer and her two spotted fawns. ( Yes, I know they're eating machines by including in peoples gardens since we have to spray stuff on the lilies so they don't eat the buds) but the fawns are cute. Also, saw a goldfinch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Csh33)

69 I still don't get this whole idea of laying off people because of AI. It does not seem legitimate. I see this as a productivity enhancer rather than replacement. I am already behind on 17 development projects. Now I can be behind on 34, and you know they'll come up with more. Just like automation in general. It sleeds things up, but that is all.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 06:37 AM (tlRvu)

70 Users are paying for tokens the model is using for internal processing that was not part of your query nor part of the answer.

As your query extends and gets longer and more detailed the entire prior conversation is included in each succeeding answer, the rate of token use accelerates the longer the query goes on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:37 AM (RIvkX)

71 64 Good morning morons

Buddy of mine published an interesting white paper yesterday on LinkedIn about token costs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:31 AM (RIvkX)


Link? I was just thinking that it would be interesting to do experiments on how to maximize results per cost. And, that could incidentally either draw out the real meaning of 'token' or expose that it's an arbitrary pickpocket.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:38 AM (Sy6m/)

72 Wolfus, you might want to consider Wyoming. Living in a no state income tax state could afford you more house.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026


***
I'd love to live out West. When I've looked at house listings near Cheyenne, for instance, about what I could afford would be a piece of land, no more. I can try again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 06:39 AM (wzUl9)

73 One Token Over The Line, Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: from the AI Slop channel on Spotify at June 05, 2026 06:40 AM (2X2jr)

74 mornin yall. Isn't Token the guy who wrote that story about elves and stuff?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)

75 I'll get a link. He is going to publish 2 more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:41 AM (RIvkX)

76 Wyoming scares me. I do not want to live under 10 feet of snow.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 06:42 AM (vFG9F)

77
The UN suffered a breach that revealed the household details of 600,000 welfare recipient families. (Bleeping Computer)

In Gaza


Of all the world's pirates, only those of Somalia licked their lips in anticipation of rich booty there for the taking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 06:43 AM (s9VOe)

78 So John Bolton got hit with a 2 million dollar fine and no jail time. I would rather be keep the money and sit in jail for five years.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

79 68 Just saw a mother deer and her two spotted fawns. ( Yes, I know they're eating machines by including in peoples gardens since we have to spray stuff on the lilies so they don't eat the buds) but the fawns are cute. Also, saw a goldfinch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:34 AM (Csh33)


The two large (half dozen each) batches of ducklings at the retention pond have grown up quickly, with apparently just one late hatchling still sticking around momma, but the pair of geese with their two goslings are likely to stick around longer. It's simple math of body weight, but still nice to see the cuties.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (Sy6m/)

80 @67/NR Pax: "Basically, the dot com boom is happening once again."

Yup, see my #20. When they start spouting off about how the rules of the "old economy" no longer apply, you know the bubble's about to pop and the inflated nonsense is about to come thundering in hard.

Faster, please. I want to be able to buy affordable memory again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (O7YUW)

81 Link to white paper

https://tinyurl.com/3rh7pyhm

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

82 Wolfus, you might check Casper or some of the small cities around it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 06:45 AM (5P5DO)

83 Very belated BOING!

Sashimi prepped. Tons of chicken grilled. BBQ cleaned and stowed.

I think I'll grab some afternoon shuteye.

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 05, 2026 06:46 AM (Y+4g7)

84 Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (Sy6m/)

Adults make a mess, but it's nice to see the goslings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:47 AM (7RYym)

85 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 05, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

86 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering"

Non-existent.

Posted by: Some pissed off crows at June 05, 2026 06:51 AM (vFG9F)

87 13 Is Lego going to ship Segrada Familia without instructions so it takes 50 years to build?
Posted by: Accomack at June 05, 2026 04:57 AM (8jVAy)

; )

Posted by: m at June 05, 2026 06:54 AM (6wpGE)

88 Priest in full cassock tackles suspect and helps woman after hit and run. in Detroit:

https://tinyurl.com/5hz4wuf7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 06:54 AM (ZeH0U)

89 @59/NR Pax: "You would think at this point, game companies would realize that the mOdErN AuDiEnCe! does not exist in numbers that would justify this kind of garbage."

I heard "mOdErN AuDiEnCe" in the Critical Drinker's voice. ;-)

The memes have been reaching for the Ace level of cruelty:

https://x.com/ONflhistor17885/
status/2062129457490542699

https://x.com/JayViperTV/
status/2062224527166214566

https://x.com/KevinDeanBetch/
status/2062431474247520764

(Trying not to blow out the margins there, just make a single URL line out of each of those three.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 05, 2026 06:55 AM (O7YUW)

90 I heard "mOdErN AuDiEnCe" in the Critical Drinker's voice. ;-)

I was thinking RazörFist but that works too. -:-)


The memes have been reaching for the Ace level of cruelty:

I'll have to see them at home but you gave me something to look forward to.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 06:59 AM (+4yJ5)

91
Also, saw a goldfinch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke]/i]

Well, it IS the state bird of New Jersey.

It is good to hear that the electric fence that was installed around New Jersey's border in order to keep those aerial miscreants on their reservation are working.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:02 AM (s9VOe)

92 If anyone is interested, you can see how text gets broken down into individual tokens here:

https://gpt-tokenizer.dev/

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at June 05, 2026 07:03 AM (FhOZw)

93 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 60 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high in the mid 80s predicted.

I haven't worked on my book in a couple of days, because I haven't had any energy or desire. Acedia, as the people of the Middle Ages used to call it.

I'm back to editing today. I have two chapters to get through and then a scene to rewrite. I'd like to get it all done before the temperature hits the 70s - this hit, humid weather gives me a headache.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 05, 2026 07:03 AM (qRla/)

94
Get people to give you billions of dollars to fund your infrastructure and then set it up so you can charge your customers whatever you want cuz they have no idea what you're charging.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 05, 2026 06:29 AM (glnUu)


Sounds like my phone bill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 07:04 AM (O0L8i)

95 Six am. Do you know where your cats are?

In the kitchen, scarfing down breakfast. I've had my own -- the hell with exercising today -- and am enjoying a pipe and some more coffee.

Later Linda and I will go out to a thrift store/cat shelter. The thrift store subsidizes the cats. (No, I am NOT in the market for a third cat!) She has some porcelain items she'd like to donate, and maybe they can take a few books from me. In the meantime I have emails to fire off . . . and an actual letter to the CEO of Fidelity Investments to let her know how sloppy her employees are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

96 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:02 AM (s9VOe)

I did not recall that the goldfinch was the state bird. I usually don't see them unless I'm up early in the morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:05 AM (ZeH0U)

97 "Microsoft leak reveals sinister plot to get people ‘addicted’ to AI: ‘People depend on it daily’"

Not this people. I can't name one thing I depend on AI for.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

98
Is Lego going to ship Segrada Familia without instructions so it takes 50 years to build?
Posted by: Accomack


Will their be a version that uses bricks of many colors because diversity?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:06 AM (s9VOe)

99 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 05, 2026 07:07 AM (VyBeY)

100 Is Lego going to ship Segrada Familia without instructions so it takes 50 years to build?
Posted by: Accomack


***
Their Starship Enterprise model, the TNG version, looks daunting enough.

I did like their models of bonsai trees. Those would look nice on a table or bookcase.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

101 Sounds like my phone bill.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2026 07:04 AM (O0L8i)
====

We are paying about $15 in taxes and fees on each cell phone line, every month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)

102 Reminds me of engineering software tokens. MSC (whatever they’re called now) would tokenize their software at a fine grained level. Using nastran and want to run SOL 103 well you need a hundred tokens. The company has a pool of tokens and that’s how licenses were managed. Now there were run tweaks you could make to speed things up, always a concern. Like using Craig bampton super elements. But that module cost even more tokens from the finite pool. So the time you had to wait for tokens to free just to start running exceeded the reduction in run time from using super elements.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 07:08 AM (3uBP9)

103
Not this people. I can't name one thing I depend on AI for.
Posted by: fd


Were you Canadian, you'd know that you cannot spell "MAID" without "AI".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:09 AM (s9VOe)

104 97 "Microsoft leak reveals sinister plot to get people ‘addicted’ to AI: ‘People depend on it daily’"

Not this people. I can't name one thing I depend on AI for.
_-_
I use it daily as a search tool mostly, but it would not slow me down too much to use a "regular" search engine. Oh, and I still consilt my (paper) encyclopedias on a regular basis.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:09 AM (gazJI)

105 73 One Token Over The Line, Sweet Jesus.
Posted by: from the AI Slop channel on Spotify at June 05, 2026 06:40 AM (2X2jr)

I was about to say.

Posted by: m at June 05, 2026 07:09 AM (6wpGE)

106 I switched to Mint at the beginning of the year. The introductory plan was $45 for 3 months. After that they offered $180 for a year, taxes included! I jumped on that and am completely satisfied.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:10 AM (vFG9F)

107 We are paying about $15 in taxes and fees on each cell phone line, every month.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026


***
Every three months I buy a $20 Tracfone card at Target and that handles my service for that time. Lately I have had to spend an additional $10 here and there for 500 extra minutes, but then I've been making a LOT of phone calls with the house search.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

108 78 So John Bolton got hit with a 2 million dollar fine and no jail time. I would rather be keep the money and sit in jail for five years.
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

Time is money.

Posted by: m at June 05, 2026 07:13 AM (6wpGE)

109 $15 in taxes and fees on each cell phone line
_-_
Sure seems like a lot. I only pay $25 per month for my entire bill, unlimited everything including data/hotspot.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:13 AM (gazJI)

110 "Time is money.
Posted by: m "

At Bolton's age he has less time than money.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

111 On the other hand I pay over $100 a month for home Internet. There are no other provider choices here, except Starlink, and that would cost more. Though I did see that Terre Haute has several providers available.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:15 AM (wzUl9)

112
It looks quiet outside. Too quiet. I'm expecting uncomfortable heat out there this day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:16 AM (s9VOe)

113 It looks quiet outside. Too quiet. I'm expecting uncomfortable heat out there this day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026


***
I've been expecting, and dealing with, heat since March.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

114 Here's a dumb question ( which is the only kind which I ask on the tech thread; Sorry). How can you tell the difference between a regular search engine and AI?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:18 AM (lQ+/f)

115 Starlink, and that would cost more.
_-_

They charge me $39 ler month, I think, and they are telling me it will soon increase to $45, and it is 10 tomes faster than what I was paying $90 per month for..

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:19 AM (gazJI)

116 Oh, and this past week I visited the eyeglasses place. Stronger Rx is needed for distance vision; Interstate exit signs are getting harder for me to read. I have no insurance for vision, so there's a little pocket money gone, but I think it'll be worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:19 AM (wzUl9)

117 tarlink, and that would cost more.
_-_

They charge me $39 ler month, I think, and they are telling me it will soon increase to $45, and it is 10 tomes faster than what I was paying $90 per month for..
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026


***
I'll have to look at their website again!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

118
Though I did see that Terre Haute has several providers available.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


HoosierNet is reputed to have the best exchanges for old timey recipes. For reasons unknown, though, the one for Passenger Pigeon Pie has not had any takers. Why is that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:21 AM (s9VOe)

119 On the other hand I pay over $100 a month for home Internet. There are no other provider choices here, except Starlink, and that would cost more. Though I did see that Terre Haute has several providers available.

Maybe check with Verizon or some other bandit cellphone provider to see if you can link to your phone service?

Posted by: Hot Spot Joe at June 05, 2026 07:22 AM (OhZoB)

120 I saw the Craig Bampton Super Elements at the Norfolk Scope in '07. Helluva show.

Posted by: Totally made that up at June 05, 2026 07:22 AM (2Ez/1)

121 Just got myself a shiny new Starlink Mini. The roaming plan is 55 bux a month for 100 Gombo Bites.
I plan to use it on extended road trips, one of which STARTS TODAY.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 05, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1)

122 the difference between a regular search engine and AI?
_-_
You can't tell if they are using it on the backend. The main thing is being able to ask a natural language question and get the answer back in the same form.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:26 AM (gazJI)

123
I saw the Craig Bampton Super Elements at the Norfolk Scope in '07. Helluva show.
Posted by: Totally made that up


Whit a nickname like that to shame me, I, too, gotta confess that my "HoosierNet" in 118 is fictional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:26 AM (s9VOe)

124 Quarter Twenty, Happy travels.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:26 AM (5P5DO)

125 >>> Here's a dumb question ( which is the only kind which I ask on the tech thread; Sorry). How can you tell the difference between a regular search engine and AI?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:18 AM (lQ+/f)


You probably can’t anymore. AI is so embedded into the methods that all major search engines produce results generated in part by AI. In most engines the direct ai results are presented at the top in natural language model text. Then it is followed by the more traditional Monte Carlo statistical math based search results. But I believe those results are probably tainted by some ai weighting as well.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 07:27 AM (3uBP9)

126
You make me feel like a natural language (language)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:28 AM (s9VOe)

127 Thx Ben Had. It's time to become a resident of South Dakota.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 05, 2026 07:28 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Thx Ben Had. It's time to become a resident of South Dakota.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 05, 2026 07:28 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Are you moving house too?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 05, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

129 Quarter Twenty, may your travel.plans include Texas in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2026 07:29 AM (5P5DO)

130 Wyoming scares me. I do not want to live under 10 feet of snow.
Posted by: fd
---
I lived there twice, for 8+ years total. Only on 2 occasions did we get upwards of a foot of snow at one time. It does snow a lot but you're not looking at 6 feet at a time. Drifting can get bad, of course...

I am a Southern girl and I survived! I never made peace with the wind. And never got over the urge to shout SNOW DAY when I looked outside and saw snow. But I absolutely loved it out there.

For Wolfus, Casper & Cheyenne are both around 60,000ish and those are the largest towns in the state. I've heard the wind is worse in Casper, though. (OTOH, Cheyenne has the establishment GOP windbags)

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 05, 2026 07:29 AM (0SdQT)

131 Gomba bites sounds like a meal with an Italian person . Oh, that was Goomba. 😉sorry
Have a good and safe trip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:30 AM (lQ+/f)

132 I am stuck with Xfinity but at least the price is only 70/month for internet. If I really wanted Starlink, it would involve chopping down a lot of trees.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:30 AM (+4yJ5)

133 Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 05, 2026 07:29 AM (0SdQT)
---
Crap. Off hijab

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 05, 2026 07:32 AM (0SdQT)

134 AI token costs are becoming a meme. Here's why that's a good thing.

AI has been tokin'?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK)

135 Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2026 07:27 AM (3uBP9)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:32 AM (lQ+/f)

136 Wyoming is where the wife and I are looking to retire to. She did some research and showed me a great article.

Pro: "Beautiful wildlife, low crime!"
Con: "Not very diverse."

SOLD!

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:32 AM (+4yJ5)

137 it would involve chopping down a lot of trees.
_-_
You must get rain where you live. Nice.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:33 AM (gazJI)

138 I plan to use it on extended road trips, one of which STARTS TODAY.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
---
If you're passing through upstate SC, give me a holler!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 05, 2026 07:33 AM (0SdQT)

139 Con: "Not very diverse."
++++
Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Utah at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

140 Posted by: screaming in digital at June 05, 2026 07:32 AM (0SdQT)

LOL. Thanks. I really wasn't relishing people going to live in a place Ilhan Omar liked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (lQ+/f)

141 You must get rain where you live. Nice.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


And this being Maryland, they tried taxing us for it.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (+4yJ5)

142
Here's a helpful mnemonic for you forgetful folks out there --

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday - these are "The Days of the Week".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (s9VOe)

143 Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Utah


Get back to me when you have no state tax and more reasonable alcohol laws. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:35 AM (+4yJ5)

144 78 So John Bolton got hit with a 2 million dollar fine and no jail time. I would rather be keep the money and sit in jail for five years.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2026 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

How is he supposed to live without it...
Now that he's been hoarding it so loooong...

Posted by: Michael Bolton at June 05, 2026 07:35 AM (l3cgK)

145 Con: "Not very diverse."
_-_
I have always sought to live where the highest percentage of the population looked like me. Call me tribal. I am.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:35 AM (gazJI)

146 SiD: thanks, but not on this itinerary. Duly noted for future reference.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 05, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

147 LOL. Thanks. I really wasn't relishing people going to live in a place Ilhan Omar liked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---
I know, right? She would hate Wyoming. But there are some mosques there. I think there are 2 in Laramie? Four seasons has more up to date knowledge than I.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 05, 2026 07:36 AM (0SdQT)

148 142
Here's a helpful mnemonic for you forgetful folks out there --

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday - these are "The Days of the Week".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (s9VOe)

King Philip Caught Old Farmer Green Sleeping:
Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species. (Biological classification structure)

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly:
Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Gray White. (resistor color codes)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK)

149 Call me tribal. I am.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


I don't care what people think about my desire to live in the less diverse parts of the country. Especially when every other ethnic group is allowed that pleasure without it being seen as wrongthink.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 05, 2026 07:38 AM (+4yJ5)

150 Posted by: screaming in digital at June 05, 2026 07:36 AM (0SdQT)

I would think every state has at least one or more mosques, unfortunately,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:38 AM (lQ+/f)

151 I was told there would be twirling.

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

152 I'm gonna need to speak to the manager...

Posted by: Don Black at June 05, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

153 Got yer rainbow diversity right here, pal.

Posted by: Roy G. Biv at June 05, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)

154
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

155 Marco Rubio makes me laugh-in a good way. This is from the questioning of him by some Congressional panel yesterday:

"Can I answer? Oh, she gets to scream now too? What is this? You ask questions for 5 minutes and I don't get to answer, what is this a DUNK TANK?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2026 07:41 AM (lQ+/f)

156 I've been burning through Claude tokens the past few days learning how to do microprocessor development with arduino components. Picked up a Nano Curiosity board and have been trying to develop a new standalone electroviscous fan clutch controller for my Hummer.

Claude has helped me greatly but I also have had to guide it more than I should have to. For example, it kept trying to put HM-10 bluetooth module boot up settings in the setup() function which runs when the "motherboard" gets powered up. The problem with that is the HM-10 has to get powered up AFTER the motherboard so that we can keep it from going to sleep. Well, this would result in the configuration settings for the HM-10 module never getting set because by the time it powers on, we've blown through the setup() function already and are into our main loop(). Fun stuff trying to get Claude to re-engineer what it originally developed.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2026 07:43 AM (WYStd)

157 "However, this is likely under the assumption that token prices will decrease faster compared to the increase in the number of tokens used across the globe"

Token costs for some models are going up 30-50x, effectively, as companies find ways to nickkel and dime users for tokens and they keep fucking with models, forcing users to burn tokens flailing around for new workflows.

It's all going to implode, though I hold a small bit of hope for Musk's outfits to not fall straight into the bullshit that western business culture is driving most AI into.

We have had some profitable side gigs going, but it's a struggle when businesses keep changing their terms and "losing" users' accumulated tokens for various services. The whole token model is cancer.

Posted by: heya at June 05, 2026 10:00 AM (o18eU)

158 "145 Con: "Not very diverse."
_-_
I have always sought to live where the highest percentage of the population looked like me. Call me tribal. I am.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 05, 2026 07:35 AM (gazJI)"

Access to my tribe isn't a human right. We are well past the point some groups can go get fucked. As usual, members of the prog plantation are going to suffer greatly for being dumb enough to sign up... this is the next big leg down following what Johnson did to them.

It's wild going from a "post racial" early 2000s to "yeah this group is on the NFE list"

Posted by: heya at June 05, 2026 10:06 AM (o18eU)

159 .
Yes, Sam Altman, I agree. Your estimate of, (carry the one,) thirty-eight THOUSAND tokens per second per human DOES tell me that you are hanging ten on the cum bubbley wave of AI.

Posted by: Marooned at June 05, 2026 11:02 AM (kt8QE)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - June 4, 2026 [scampydog]

Battered.jpg

One of those signs where the Moron brain goes a couple of directions. Let's go with the seafood special.

Doof needed the night off - all is well, but short notice. Threw together this ONT "quickie style."

*****

We'll kick things off with a bit of self-awareness. Yes, your host this evening was a dumbass. But only that day. I'd appreciate it if everyone would focus on my...nevermind.

Tractor Woes.jpg

Gabbing while adding antifreeze to the radiator. Which in my defense, is right next to the fuel tank. You can fill in the rest of the story about which tank the antifreeze went into.

What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?


*****


Pretty cool lounge in the basement of a Chicago restaurant, which got the brain thinking about speakeasies, which are basically bars pretending they are not bars. Or, during COVID, a bar with the windows blacked out where you parked two blocks away and snuck in through the kitchen door. Or so I have been told.

chispeakeasy.jpg


Decent collection of modern speakeasies for your perusal.

This Cuban-style speakeasy is located in the basement of the building that previously housed a bank. Whats more, the bar pays homage to the building’s history by transforming the vault—which serves as the entrance—into a lively lounge area. Once you enter through the vault, you’ll need to provide the staff with a password, which changes daily and can be found on the bar’s social media pages. Just be sure to leave your jeans and tank tops at home: Las Floriditas has a strict dress code.

Hit the comments if you have a good speakeasy story.

*****


The Hot Topic of the Week

Behold! The fouled lawnmower plug! Yes, ONT crew, yes. The content you have been demanding. The humble spark plug is basically a miniature lighting machine. Creating tiny little explosions and surviving.

fouled plug.jpg

History of the spark plug? I thought you'd never ask. A good aggregation of charts and info at the link.

This journey from simple copper electrodes to advanced multi-ground platinum-iridium designs reflects broader changes in engine technology, materials science, and performance demands. Understanding spark plug evolution reveals how seemingly small components drive major efficiency and performance improvements across all vehicles.


*****


Wearing This Costume Does Not Enable You To Fly

Warning labels? Sure. Somewhere, there is a person who inspired each of these warning labels. May we all be lucky enough to never meet them.

warning dummy.jpg

Here is the big list of Warning Labels. Inspired by the patient zero folk.


*****

ONT Music. A theme without Doof! Blasphemy? Perhaps.




For those who have no time for such riddles and guessing games. Evening Music Theme can be found at the link.


*****


A bit of light reading on Cleisthenes. Widely credited as the Father of Athenian Democracy.

Under this new and radical idea, the power and responsibility of decision-making were entrusted to the hands of the Athenian citizens themselves rather than a select few. This was done in complete opposition to the norm up to that particular time, which had it that the principle of power belonged to a select “excellent” few, otherwise also referred to as aristocrats (“aristokrates”.

Those well read on the topic, drop some knowledge in the comments.


*****


This ONT brought to you by nudging: Yes, lurkers. It is time for your quartely check in.

lurkers delurk.png

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 Ont

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (LmPA0)

2 Sleeepy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (LmPA0)

3 The Ewok has Spoken!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (qx7Zg)

4 Not first but the best.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (WONhk)

5 Evening all. Poor, poor Piper.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

6
L'ONT!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

7 seems girthy!

Thank you Scampi!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (IP7s4)

8 Good evening morons en bedankt Hondo

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

9 There is a Tempura Men's Shelter.

It's for lightly battered husbands.


HeyOhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (CIjhx)

10 Doggo! and spark plug knowledge!

Posted by: TRex - sparky dino at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lm0r7)

11 'Sup dawg?

Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

12 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?
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I was sworn to never speak of it again.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

13 I am not a lurker, but, given the fact that most of my wry, witty posts are ignored, I might as well be a lurker.

*pouts*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

14 Lurkers. Yub Nub!

Posted by: I spent Spring Break on Endor back in '91 at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (w/O5Q)

15 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

According to the man who married me I keep saying, "You know" too much. You know.

If that's all I am doing after living in a complete hellscape of horrors for over a month, big deal. You know.

I may start saying it with a Bronx accent to annoy him further.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (WONhk)

16 Is that a 3010 Deere, doggo?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)

17 I'm slowly converting to semi-lurker

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

18 Antifreeze don't combust too good.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

19 Ope - nvm, just noticed the inverted hood in the background

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (kOluj)

20 History of the spark plug sounds like a film on the gun thread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (Cqx++)

21 Is that a 3010 Deere, doggo?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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This adventure was on the 2640 Deere.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (41CYW)

22 Vegas 2-0 after 2

Carolina can not solve the Vegas goalie

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

23 Here is the big list of Warning Labels.

Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.


.....just use it to bathe them, like a normal Dad would.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

24 Did you at least realize before you tried to start it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

25 I posted this at the end of the last post as I am always late to everything. However I wanted you all to know:

In my rampaging today, chronic fatigue and stress for six weeks of stuff happening to see if I crack (I don't), I forgot to mention my SIL's new puppy in MS.

She raises these pups to be lapdogs and rather neurotic ones that bark a lot (and bite). Why, living on a farm with a lake, they don't get a rescue or a lab I do not know. She wants this exotic breed who looks like a racoon to me. This was from photos of her carrying the dog in a pouch thing. Which made us all laugh as we are evil people. The puppy looked mad.

Well. The dog is now in training somewhere out of state. I guess in two weeks the 8wk old pup went loco with her and caused fights and angst. She had a trainer come out and observe the dog and agreed he was a bit much (bit part of a brick off of something).

My DIL found an 18 page manual near the dog toys and took a photo. Son and I of course laughed as the large print is the breeder advice (wacko) and the small print is SIL's.

We have not met the dog yet and hope the training is going well til the end of the month.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (WONhk)

26 AMERICA

https://tinyurl.com/3jh4zh9h

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (ZwdAr)

27 Longtime lurker, checking in as ordered!

Posted by: Boomstick at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (yQACI)

28 Checking in as ordered.

Standing by...

Posted by: Bones at June 04, 2026 10:07 PM (E+5B+)

29 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?
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I was sworn to never speak of it again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
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OK. Let's just say it was about plumbing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

30 Did you at least realize before you tried to start it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yes. Thankfully. The siphon was deployed because the tank had no petcock valve. Was dripping out slowly went I removed the supply line. Discovered once the tank was removed that there were 4 x 4 inch sections of duct tape in the tank. Which is another amusing story - FiL...

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

31 Greetings from So. Cal.

Thank you S-dawg for content

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (nX9xx)

32 What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?


I have to narrow it down to one? Wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (CIjhx)

33 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 04, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

34 Yub-yub. Union rep has been of some use maybe, we'll see... two interviews tomorrow, one I'll probably turn down if it gets to the offer stage, the other I _know_ isn't a permanent solution but might help pay the bills for a few months. Waiting to see if some others that pay closer to what I need come back again.

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

35 Also, my dumbassery this week consisted of replacing the blend door actuator on my son's car what ultimately didn't need replacing. But I became entrenched in my old man ideas after he argued that ChatGPT says we should check the refrigerant (was blowing cold on passenger side, warm on drivers side). To which I responded "how many fucking cars has ChatGPT repaired for you".

Dad's hubris - 0
AI c*cksucker. - 1

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (kOluj)

36 *pouts*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

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*points two fingers at own eyes, then at Pug*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

37 One summer when I was definitely old enough to know better I came home from Taco Bell and decided I needed to drain the lawnmower of last summer's gas. I looked around for a convenient container and sure - my large Taco Bell soda cup. Made of cheap plastic.

So a buddy comes over an hour later and sees me repeatedly dousing my forearm with salad dressing in the sink and scraping.

"What the eff are you doing?"

"Accidentally made some napalm. Stuck to my arm. I figured oil and vinegar would help separate it from my skin and it seems to be working."

"You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.

Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (f45WX)

38 Thank you for the ONT. I liked it and don't feel it was thrown together.

I especially loved the warning labels.

I should put one on our front door.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (WONhk)

39 What's the deal with Piper?

Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

40 There is a Tempura Men's Shelter.

It's for lightly battered husbands.

HeyOhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete

Went to the zoo saw a baguette in one of the cages...
Yup you guessed it...
Bread in captivity.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (IP7s4)

41 Oddly enough, no dumbassery this week.

But there is still tomorrow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)

42 I was sworn to never speak of it again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are going to split infinitives...

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)

43 Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)
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Best wishes for a munificent and bountiful outcome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

44 Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:09 PM (41CYW)

See, not as big as problem or fuckup as it 'could' have been. Filling the engine with antifreeze would have been no Bueno.

I did something worse and looked at an exes Facebook page. I'm a retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

45 The Karmelo Anthony jury has been selected, & it's all white.

The prosecutor struck 3 black venireme, & those strikes survived defense Batson challenges. The trial judge ruled that the prosecutor had stated a race neutral reason for each of these strike, i.e., that all 3 of them were educators.

Historically, & supposedly stilll today, peremptory strikes are given to both sides & can be used without stating a reason.

Batson v. KY changed that, to the extent that the strikes must now be race neutral. That is the only limitation.



Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RCjYY)

46 Thanks for the ONT, Scampy.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (/ly7b)

47 Well, if you are going to split infinitives...
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
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Its vernacular.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)

48 Too right, Pug. Week's not over yet.

As for Piper... it's too sad, see the morning and mid-day threads. Of all the things! It's like she's still here....

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)

49 5 Evening all. Poor, poor Piper.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:02 PM (lwhHh)

Alas, poor Piper

I knew her only as some gray box text

But it was always nice text....,

Bless her heart....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (nX9xx)

50 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.

Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

51 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

52 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

53 Thanks for the well-wishes, San Franpsycho!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (aJQbY)

54 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

You know you are 29 when you get put unconscious and you think when you wake up. Man I was OUT. That was great!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

55 @37...Dale? Are you a lurker?

I enjoyed that story. Thanks. Fun with chemistry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (WONhk)

56 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

Remembering the dead is for those of us still living.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

57 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

*tosses a can of Modelo*

Welcome!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (0aYVJ)

58 None of those "speakeasies" looked appealing to me. You need to find their password on "social media"? Fuck that noise. Give me a good dive bar any day.

Spark plug article was highly repetitive, and highly promotional. Reads like an AI wrote it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (1z8ji)

59 But they're never really gone as long as we remember them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

60 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

Transporter malfunction.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

61 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon


WaAaAaAaAh WaAaAaAaAaAaAah.

Posted by: sad didgeridoo at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

62 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

She was fatally attacked by a tumah.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (vIovI)

63 Had some sort of dental surgery today - I'm not even sure what the did but, I have to tell you, the drugs they give you to put you under are fantastic!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (CIjhx)

You know you are 29 when you get put unconscious and you think when you wake up. Man I was OUT. That was great!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

====

Despite a long friendship and referring many new patients to him, my dentist bud refuses to let me have a few hits of nitrous before routine cleanings.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (gpQ8/)

64 Love Roberta Flack, great voice, but I'm more a Killing Me Softly guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

65 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon

WaAaAaAaAh WaAaAaAaAaAaAah.
Posted by: sad didgeridoo

How could one tell a Hurdy-Gurdy is out of tune?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (CIjhx)

66 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta
-----------------
You’re officially upgraded from lurker to acknowledged lurker. Winning.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (41CYW)

67 The signs I don’t always understand are the ones informing the driver as to what variety of child which inhabits an area. Like “Blind Child” and “Deaf Child”. They look like gov placed signs not just private. I can see just warning people to be slow but in the fraction of a second between seeing the sign and reacting what unique action am I supposed to take regarding the child?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (3uBP9)

68 Pretty cool lounge in the basement of a Chicago restaurant, which got the brain thinking about speakeasies, which are basically bars pretending they are not bars. Or, during COVID, a bar with the windows blacked out where you parked two blocks away and snuck in through the kitchen door. Or so I have been told.
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I thought all the strip clubs were open?
Or was that just the bath houses?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)

69 Transporter malfunction.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

What we got back didnt live long... thankfully.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)

70 And all I've done for want of wit
To mem'ry now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be to you all

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

71 My goodness. Fuel, antifreeze? Sounds like somebody needed to learn how to flush out their engine. There's nothing like hard-heartedly acquired know-how.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (D1E+2)

72 It wasn't this week, this year or even a recent decade, but I once set my house (slightly) on fire soldering a shower up pipe. Hilarity ensued! Well, maybe not. My heart rate increased significantly during the event and, amazing as it seems, my spouse has never known of it!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

73 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L)

Now look what you have done, man!

I guess you are a man, if not, forgive me or whatever for presuming your gender.

She'll be on soon, I'm sure. Alive and well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (WONhk)

74 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet


She had a typo. Instead of typing rumor, she typed tumor. And the Horde, never to let an opportunity ho to waste, was off like a greyhound slipping it's leash. She died five times. Had three statues dedicated in her honor. Ette's divied up he shoe collection.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (lwhHh)

75 None of those "speakeasies" looked appealing to me. You need to find their password on "social media"? Fuck that noise. Give me a good dive bar any day.

Spark plug article was highly repetitive, and highly promotional. Reads like an AI wrote it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Tend to agree - I only liked one of the speakeasies. Had the same thought - dive bar! Speaking of which, where is Pete Bog?

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (41CYW)

76 Doggo! Woof woof, arf! (thanks for ONT!)

"What is your dumbassery moment of the week?"

Wasn't this week (or even this decade), but I was getting ready to start up the ol' Ford after engine replacement...

Double-checked the firing order and plug wire origins, as I snugged the connectors onto distributor cap. Turned key. Chugga-chugga, backfire, chugga-no start!

WTF? Well, having spent most of my previous auto-mechy time on Chebbys... I'd laid-on the damned wires *clockwise*. Ferd wanted *counter* clockwise.

*hangs head in shame and walks away*

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

77 Did Piper get unalived?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

78 Antifreeze don't combust too good.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

Fun fact: early iterations of the Mazda rotary engine had a little tank of antifreeze and a pump to squirt it into the intake manifold in extreme cold weather to enable the apex seals to seal well enough for it to develop enough compression to start.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

79 I see you never let an opportunity ho to waste, Rick.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:20 PM (WONhk)

80 I can see just warning people to be slow but in the fraction of a second between seeing the sign and reacting what unique action am I supposed to take regarding the child?
Posted by: banana Dream

I think those signs are more to tell you what NOT to do. For instance, don't flash your brights at the blind child. Similarly, honking your horn to get the attention of the deaf kid is ill advised.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:21 PM (CIjhx)

81 I had some dry needling and cupping done on my upper back today. I'm sore.

I once pulled the wrong fuse in my car and wound up with a new alternator I didn't need....

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

82 My previous company had an office in Greeley CO, and in the basement there was a tunnel where booze was smuggled in. Even before Prohibition, Greeley was a dry town.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:22 PM (0aYVJ)

83 For the deaf child flash your lights.
For the blind child honk your horn.
For Helen Keller, stop the car, get out and sign into her hands your intention to drive along the road.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

84 My heart rate increased significantly during the event and, amazing as it seems, my spouse has never known of it!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

Well, if we are talking about dumb stuff we've done not only this week I sho' do have some.

However, y'all have already read most of them. And none of them were my fault.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (WONhk)

85 Sorry I'm late, the didgeridoo was out of tune.
Posted by: tankdemon

I'm here for you, man.

Posted by: Sad Trombone at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (tM5h4)

86 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

87 56 I hope I don't get in trouble.....,for 49
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 10:15 PM (nX9xx)

Remembering the dead is for those of us still living.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

Has Piper joined up with buzzion?

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (3sXRv)

88 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

What???
Crap. Is it Thursday already? And this is due by tomorrow???
Damn it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

89 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.

Much respect to Piper.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

90 My recent time-wasting diversion is watching YT Shorts of Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham (Indiana Fever) show up the goons on other WNBA teams how the roundball game is played.

Their teamwork is poetry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

91 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)

The exact opposite of Hawaii.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

92 I see you never let an opportunity ho to waste, Rick.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Should we ho easy on Rick?

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (41CYW)

93 90 My recent time-wasting diversion is watching YT Shorts of Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham (Indiana Fever) show up the goons on other WNBA teams how the roundball game is played.

Their teamwork is poetry.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

Sophie's a good wing man ...

She takes no shit, and allows even less.

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)

94 Has Piper joined up with buzzion?
----
**snort**🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (VCgbV)

95 I hooked up jumper cables wrong once and fried my car radio. Never did that again.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (3uBP9)

96 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnwIQSBtwak

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 04, 2026 10:25 PM (jrgJz)

97 I like Piper.

Who gets the dog?

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

98 But she just had a birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)

99 Pricks and Minidicks keeps getting even more crazy.

The unredacted bodycam videos have leaked online and American Fork PD should at this point just light themselves afire. It would be less painful.

File this under too little too late, Ammon McJerkoff has fired the co-owners of the closed Keizer OR store. And also once again tried to manipulate things to garner sympathy.

And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

100 50 Lurker here. I'd say more but no one cares.
Posted by: CM Delta at June 04, 2026 10:14 PM (SJVBN)

I care because no one cares about me and I type whatever anyway.

It's a free Moron space here unless you cross some lines which will be revealed as time goes on.

So far I have not crossed a line. Or if I have I ignore the scolding. I have been in the barrel once a long time ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (WONhk)

101 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

102 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

103 101 Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

Still on your golfcation?

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (3sXRv)

104 Just don't blow the margins. CBD gets very possessive of those margins.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)

105 Pricks and Minidicks keeps getting even more crazy.

Where exactly is the defining line between those two?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (CIjhx)

106 55 @37...Dale? Are you a lurker?

I enjoyed that story. Thanks. Fun with chemistry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:16 PM (WONhk)
-----------------------------

I post maybe once or twice a year.

Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (f45WX)

107 heh, petcock...

Posted by: Beavis at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

108 What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


A tumah got her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (lwhHh)

109 39 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet at June 04, 2026 10

I died.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (hftzA)

110 102 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

Kale

The answer is KALE

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

111 McConnell is 84
Collins is 73
Murkowski is 70
Tillis is 65

Mandatory retirement at 72 is what I want for all congress critters . 75 for judges.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WNOcj)

112 Should we ho easy on Rick?
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:24 PM (41CYW)
****************
It depends on how much an opportunity ho costs and what he gets from it.

It is a crying shame you can't correct spelling. I often seem to be from the learing center.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

113 I post maybe once or twice a year.
Posted by: Dale


Those are rookie numbers. You have to get those up into minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:29 PM (lwhHh)

114 I once dropped the hood after a session of DIY wrenching on the motor. Only to see the outline appear in the hood's metal of the screwdriver I had forgotten atop of the shock column.

Talk about the Thrill of Victory instantly becoming the Agony of Defeat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:29 PM (wVcYX)

115 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)

I have no idea on that one and it does not seem interesting enough to find out. Ewetuber self immolation seems to be a thing lately (always, really.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (zZu0s)

116 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2GVsD)


Lego in Keizer. I know the strip mall, though I haven't been near there for a decade.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (rbvCR)

117 I post maybe once or twice a year.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (f45WX)


Well, honey, you should more as I liked that story a lot.

I was raised as a moron with my brother and it's all I know. So the more wacky the story the more I like it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)

118 Thanks, Scampy, for stepping in for Doof. You are a good friend.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (hftzA)

119 Tonypete, they are Lego so interchangeable?

And to add to their corporate radioactivity, one of Pricks and Minidicks suppliers, Minibrick.me, has stopped doing business with them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (2GVsD)

120 I read today a vote drop in the LA Mayor's race, 24,000 votes, and not a SINGLE VOTE FOR SPENCER PRATT! He averaged about 30% on election night.

It's time for a million people to plan a "Pratt Vacation Weekend" in LA for the November vote. Fly or drive, register to vote without showing ID because that's the way they do it in Cali, get a ballot and mail it in. Fly or drive home.

Legality or legitimacy for a blue state election has left the building long ago. They are openly stealing elections by laughing at us who still give a damn. The Democrats would scream at it. Even more reason to do it. There are about 5.9 million registered voters in LA. Let's get Pratt 6 or 7 million votes. Out-corrupt the corruption. It would be beautiful. And fun!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (Uvvcx)

121 The answer is KALE
Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)

Doug Marcaida, fondling vegetable: "Eet will kale!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)

122 I once dropped the hood after a session of DIY wrenching on the motor. Only to see the outline appear in the hood's metal of the screwdriver I had forgotten atop of the shock column.

Talk about the Thrill of Victory instantly becoming the Agony of Defeat.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (lwhHh)

123 I am not a lurker, but, given the fact that most of my wry, witty posts are ignored, I might as well be a lurker.
*pouts*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:04

Pug, you know that's not true. Whilest I appreciate your wit and humor, I increasing fail to think of anything in the way of a response to post.

Now what am I missing here "Rock and Roll Martian". Does that mean you liked both Rock and Roll and the show "My Favorite Martian"?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (55Qr6)

124 Son is road-tripping through the Northern Rockies with his newish bride.

Arrived in Jackson Hole today, so I told him to try to find a good game restaurant.

Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (HlyYF)

125
Poor Soup. He's probably wondering who's going to cater to his every whim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (O0L8i)

126 >>> Just don't blow the margins. CBD gets very possessive of those margins.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (gKWVE)


Sometimes I blow the margins, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (3uBP9)

127 Thanks and hello to all above about the ONT. And thanks to our Lurkers joining the fray.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (41CYW)

128 And to Piper's credit, she played along like a champ.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (lwhHh)

Well sure. All she had to do was lay there in the chalk outline with a ...

What was the murder weapon? Soup's leash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

Like Kevin Costner in The Big Chill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (wVcYX)

129 125
Poor Soup. He's probably wondering who's going to cater to his every whim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:31

He is harassing the cats again. It’s like he never learns.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (Dd38x)

130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (vIovI)

131 Sometimes I blow the margins, but "Not in a Gay Way," but to show "I'm Dominant"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:32 PM (3uBP9)

okay, thread winner.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (gKWVE)

132 I like Piper.

Who gets the dog?
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

I never saw the answer to that one, either.

Would that be handled like some shelters - the dog chooses? Who would Saijo pick?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

133 But she just had a birthday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Well, ya know how it goes... Too many birthdays and then fffft! That's it!

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM (rdVOm)

134 I don't even know how to blow the margins.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

135 Now what am I missing here "Rock and Roll Martian". Does that mean you liked both Rock and Roll and the show "My Favorite Martian"?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (55Qr6)

It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

136 134 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Works pretty much like the bitches and hoes on the strip, honey. Not tricky, just icky.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:35 PM (vIovI)

137 Aetius

It is not YouTube or Patreon anymore.

There are two lawsuits going on. American Fork PD used a SWAT unit to raid Ben in his airbnb on 'suspicion of possessing stolen Legos.' The PD also dislocated Ben's shoulder. Performed very questionable traffic stops and immediately knew who in the car was Ben.

Pricks and Minidicks gets a judge in Provo UT to issue an injunction that has two paragraphs that seem to directly attack the First Amendment. This was sent to Patreon and the CEO of Patreon told on camera Pricks and Minidicks to stuff it, to go ahead and sue.

Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

138 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Julie Haggerty might know how to help.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (0aYVJ)

139 130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026

If you have a healthy gut biome, this will not be any more than a normal, healthy individual. Now, if you are resetting after years of eating garbage, increasing fiber will have you a….ummm… moment. Same with the add of pro and prebiotics. It all levels out, though.

In the meantime, keep the music loud.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

140 ""Gabbing while adding antifreeze to the radiator. Which in my defense, is right next to the fuel tank. You can fill in the rest of the story about which tank the antifreeze went into.

What do you have horde? What is your dumbassery moment of the week?""


Nothing approaching that, thats for sure. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (snZF9)

141 Ok, all you Tulane and other lawyuhs on the ONT.

If my 9mo old granddaughter had kidney issues from an untreated (for 2 days post urine test and culture) UTI, can a grandmother sue the pediatrician?

It is protocol for infants to have a renal ultrasound 2wks after the completion of the antibiotic in early July.

I, while brilliant, am merely a RN with a bachelor's degree in nursing... and I could see what this nitwit who teaches at the university med school did not. My DIL sent me the labs via text and I questioned her care stat. Fortunately for this MD our girl is both darling and healthy and turned the corner yesterday WHEN THE PRELIMINARY culture would have shown growth.

Rampage and enraged don't cut what I was this morning for two days wasted.

This baby had a mild UTI. It had better be so mild it did not reach her kidneys while you dithered around.

I have never sued anyone in my life but I will be even more enraged than this morning. It is not a pretty thing to have an internal rampage. I am sure it did nothing at all for my skin, yet I don't get zits anymore.

My husband, who is not a lawyer, said I can't sue. I will still try if the test is not normal for my sweetie.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)

142 Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

You run into Banquo yet?

***a little esoteric, but someone will get it***

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)

143 Trying to think what sort of motorized vehicle or equipment would have a radiator anywhere near a gas tank.
Pretty sure not an old vw bug, but nothing is coming to mind.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (sl73Y)

144 Banguo's ghost is such a bummer to have at dinner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

145 103 101 Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:27 PM (bfy6w)

Still on your golfcation?
Posted by: browndog says woof



Yup. No golf today. Went to Boardman, OH with my sister and mom and did some shopping at The Amish Store, which is in some non descriptive strip mall but when you go in, it's the most amazing place ever. I could live there. The donuts are heaven. Made right there. Got a tee time tomorrow morning and then a friend of mine bought a boat, so were going to cruise Shenango Lake (if I recall your from Youngstown, so you might memba' that lake).

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (bfy6w)

146 >Julie Hagerty

It's interesting to look at someone's filmography when she did a movie I liked (Airplane! 1-2, here) and then scroll down...
... the next movie I recall watching with this woman in it was U-Turn. Which was excellent; one of Stone's best. But seventeen years? what the hell was her agent doing

*I suppose maybe I could watch What About Bob someday

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

147 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (WNOcj)

Julie Haggerty might know how to help.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (0aYVJ)

You know how to whistle, don't you, polynikes? You just put your lips together and blow.

Posted by: Lauren Bacall in 1944 at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (wVcYX)

148 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)

Thank you AP ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (3sXRv)

149 130 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:33 PM


There is an old episode of Cheers where Woody does a commercial for a new health drink called Veggie Boy.

After a big slurp of the nasty drink, he delivers the line, "You can really taste the kale!"

Whenever my brother or I observe some progressive gratuitous virtue signaling, one of us always says that we can really taste the kale.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (HlyYF)

150 Should anything happen, J will keep the dog. In fact, he thought it was a good idea to let me know, out of nowhere, if I ever got a wild hair and left him, I would be facing the mother of all custody battles. Over the dog. The dog he didn’t want.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (Dd38x)

151 And the Horde, never to let an opportunity ho to waste...

I wonder if there's a word for that where when you try to correct or explain something and in doing so, repeat the thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

152 I've had a bison burger it was great. Tasty not greasy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

153 I've seen this a few times.

Thieves try to siphon gas from an RV, but suck up the toilet storage instead.

I think we found -their- dumbass moment of the month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg)

154 It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

If I’m remembering the right one, there were something like 7 major scenes in the movie, and by the end you realized you could have put them in any random order and it would make no difference at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 10:41 PM (3mtTi)

155 I completely forgot. Thanks for the ONT and the delurking reminder. 3rd quarter check-in completed.

Posted by: ChE99 at June 04, 2026 10:41 PM (qK3m0)

156 I wonder if there's a word for that where when you try to correct or explain something and in doing so, repeat the thing.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

I question if an equal opportunity or DEI ho?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (WONhk)

157 It’s not a tumor!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

158 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Nice. Overdue here for a bison burger.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (41CYW)

159 142 Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Dd38x)

You run into Banquo yet?

***a little esoteric, but someone will get it***
Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (3sXRv)

Macbeth.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)

160 >>> It's an MST/Rifftrax thing, "Merlin's House of Mystical Wonders" starring Ernest Borgnine. It was a cheap knock-off of The Princess Bride, but was just turrible. In one scene the kid was singing "rock and roll martian"

MY brain is a fun and scary world.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)


Oh man I remember that one. I hope Ernie got paid well.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (3uBP9)

161 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

I had a doctor appointment Tuesday morning. Took my Kindle e-reader with me. Tuesday afternoon I am home and I look for the Kindle. It is not in the house. I search the interior of the car and don't see it. I call the doctor's office and they don't have it.

I figure it is gone forever, so I log onto Amazon, remotely delete all the content off it, then report it lost/stolen so nobody can use it to download Minotaur Romance novels.

Today, Thursday, I wheel my trash bin to the curb. I turn around and see my Kindle trapped between the windshield and the folding interior sunshade. I must have set it on the dash while I fiddled with the sunshade and then scooped it up when I put up the shade.

I unlocked it at Amazon and now I'm slowly reloading it. It appears to be undamaged from two afternoons of cooking in the sun.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (Dpo+e)

162 Thieves try to siphon gas from an RV, but suck up the toilet storage instead.

Hmmm. Slight chili aroma... with a nutty flavor

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

163 Browndog

It all started when someone wanted to sell all their Star Wars Lego sets on consignment. The franchise changed ownership under dubious circumstances, one lawsuit, and the new owners, now fired, refused to give back the remaining sets.

Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

164 2-2 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)

165 Kale is not food. Animals will not eat kale. Only proggie asshats virtue signalling will eat kale, and even they hate it.

Plus people who eat it fart a lot.

So, no, kale is not food. It is an abomination.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Kale is decoration on salad bars.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (lwhHh)

166 Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 04, 2026 10:39 PM (bfy6w)

I was somewhat "close by". I drove down to Madison to play golf with the reprobates from my youth.

Spent a lot of time in Meadeville, and the Golden Triangle of Titusville / Oil City / Franklin, but never got down Shenango way ... save swimming in the Grove City relays back in the day.

I was from The Mistake on the Lake ... aka Cleveland.

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (3sXRv)

167 Off to bed, 6a class, like normal. I have already missed my bedtime.

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (Dd38x)

168 Dedication from the great beyond, Piper's Ghost!

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (aJQbY)

169 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:34

Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.

Wait no, I didn't mean it that way, you have a dirty, dirty mind.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (55Qr6)

170 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

I read a good write up in Barstool of all places

Infuriated I was ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:47 PM (3sXRv)

171 What is your dumbassery moment of the week?

Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)

172 My husband, who is not a lawyer, said I can't sue. I will still try if the test is not normal for my sweetie.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)

You didn't get Spaceballs: The Flamethrower, did you?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

173 Greeley. A town of infidels, hated by God.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
************************

Also loathed by Allah, who rightly condemns Greeley c. 1949 for its absolutely haram church dances, which tempt men with the satanic tunes of "Baby, It's Cold Outside".

Posted by: Zombie Sayyid Qutb at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (dFaJL)

174 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:31 PM (HlyYF)

I also like bison burgers and the Tetons.

California people had better not ruin Montana.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

175 Macbeth.
Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM (Dd38x)

***tips cap to Piper's Ghost***

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (3sXRv)

176 Night Piper

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)

177 It all started when someone wanted to sell all their Star Wars Lego sets on consignment. The franchise changed ownership under dubious circumstances, one lawsuit, and the new owners, now fired, refused to give back the remaining sets.

Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (1z8ji)

178 When I was a kid they used kale to hide the ice in a salad bar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

179 Compaction is a word that can either conjure fear or elation depending on the stage of development.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (XV/Pl)

180 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

That ship has done sailed my dear

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (3sXRv)

181 158 Tonight's return text: "Bison makes a damn fine burger!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
-------
Nice. Overdue here for a bison burger.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:42 PM


Howdy scampy!

I did a lot of work at the farm this May, trying to beat the heat. One day I got squawked at by some tom turkeys, then squawked at by a cock pheasant, while being serenaded by the bob-whites the whole time.

May need to add some upland birds to the venison collection this winter!

*** Can someone please send me a good bird dog via email attachment some weekend? I will return your dog on the following Monday.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)

182 Right now Legal Mindset has a livestream on the unredacted American Fork PD bodycam video.

He is literally yelling, for him, at how these cops are misbehaving.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)

183
3-2 Carolina

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

184 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
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Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.


I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (vTZFs)

185 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
====

I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

186 Reckless Ben got involved to get justice for the owner of the Lego sets. And thus we come to lawsuit number two.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)

Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (1z8ji)

Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM (qx7Zg)

187 He is literally yelling, for him, at how these cops are misbehaving.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)


Please explain to me what this is about like I am in kindergarten. Thanks.

My brain is very tired from the morning's rampage.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM (WONhk)

188 Kale is decoration on salad bars.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:46 PM (lwhHh)


Natives in 5th world countries use it to make roofs on their huts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (snZF9)

189 X needs a better way of minifying links. I hate having to run those things through tinyurl or whatever.
youtube has that youtu.be/ method which avoids the Wrath Of Dildo.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

190 I confused the spark plug with the rectal thermometer. Am I in trouble?

Posted by: Digg James at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (/Fubl)

191 I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (vTZFs)
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Go to tinyurl.com to convert long links to ones that will not blow the margins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

192 Oh man I remember that one. I hope Ernie got paid well.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:43 PM (3uBP9)

I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

193 Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM


Sounds like gremlins to me.

We almost certainly have a pair in our 108-year-old house. Little bastards get me or Bride of PI at least a couple of times a year.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (HlyYF)

194 185 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

If those assholes can ruin Anchorage, they can ruin anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (vIovI)

195
Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)

I keep a door key hidden in the potting shed out back. Because this happens about once a week to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 10:54 PM (3mtTi)

196 178 When I was a kid they used kale to hide the ice in a salad bar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

Over a decade ago one of our sons put kale and some other stuff in a juicer and gave me a little.

It made my throat scratchy and I decided I am allergic and also never missed it in my life. I think it has little hairs on the leaves.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:54 PM (WONhk)

197 Gassing is not required at this point.

Voldemort and Dr. Evil, Pegasus/Charlie's terms for the now fired co-owners, are now gone.

Ammon McJErkoff, CEO, is still speedrunning the destruction of his company.

And Reckless Ben has what is supposed to be a high-power civil rights attorney taking up his case. First act is to get the June 22d court date in Provo UT moved to Federal due to the First Amendment issues of the injunction that sought to force Ben to delete his videos and to gag him from making any more videos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)

198 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.

Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

199 I also like bison burgers and the Tetons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM


I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (HlyYF)

200 I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

201 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

He was fabulous in Red.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (vIovI)

202 I confused the spark plug with the rectal thermometer. Am I in trouble?
Posted by: Digg James
---------
If the lawnmower is making eye contact - then yes, you're in trouble.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (41CYW)

203 And this all started over some Star Wars Lego sets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:26 PM

What is this about?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (fE6HJ)

204 I don't even know how to blow the margins.
-----
Well with the new restrictions it's harder than it used to be.

I suspect that the most popular way is to post an unshortened link to an X post using a desktop browser. It will look fine to you but blow the margins for a mobile device user.
Posted by: Oddbob


It used to be so many characters of unbroken text. I want to say 26.

https://www. is 12 characters and you haven't even gotten to the address yet.

And news sites are terrible about running long strings of unbroken text.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (lwhHh)

205 Thomas Bender

By their recorded conversation of saying 'well you could sue us but we will drag it out so long it will cost more than the Legos.'

It seems they have done this before.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

206 "Battered Men's Shelter"


Personally, sometimes I kinda like being scattered, smothered and covered

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (6VErX)

207 >>> X needs a better way of minifying links. I hate having to run those things through tinyurl or whatever.
youtube has that youtu.be/ method which avoids the Wrath Of Dildo.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

The thing is I think they already do at least for external links. Using their “t.co” shorter. So why don’t they just use that for sharing or one of the sharing options? It’s their own system!

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (3uBP9)

208 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (lwhHh)

209 I hope you checked the blinker fluid too.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (oq9dX)

210
Now 3-3 with 1:21 left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (O0L8i)

211 195
Went to take some trash out to the outside bin and locked myself out of the house. Still don't know exactly how since the lock on the slip latch should rotate to the unlocked position when you turn the knob. I have tried at least a dozen times to recreate it and couldn't.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2026 10:48 PM (vTZFs)
**************
When we first moved to FL and in a rental house, my 2yr old son got really bad diarrhea and I had a newborn baby. Husband at his new job and why we moved. No phone or pediatrician. So I left the baby asleep in a safe playpen and went next door to strangers (old couple who collected those weird German beer steins of men's heads). Locked the door. They let me use the phone and the toddler did not harf in their house.

Meanwhile, I'd locked myself out of the house as I forgot the key due to the toddler's diarrhea.

We could see the baby from a window asleep and I started feeling hormonal and freaked out. The neighbor man took the door off the hinges, which sort of told me that was not safe, but I was inside and my husband came home to the chaos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

212 You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (f45WX)
====

At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (rj6Yv)

213 I am stubbornly refusing to call buffalo "bison." I know, it's a losing battle. But I stand firm on this. *points at lawn*

Bison Bill
Bison NY
Bison WY
Bison Trace Bourbon

Just naw...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (0aYVJ)

214 And news sites are terrible about running long strings of unbroken text.
Posted by: rickb223

And unbroken strings of bullshit

Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (6VErX)

215 I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm blown away by the fact that some people sink multiple thousands of dollars into...legos?

At least I can drive my Studebakers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (1z8ji)

216
I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

___________

May have gone to the Steve Jobs School of Management.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (O0L8i)

217 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)
=====

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and goshdarnit,.... ah forget it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX)

218 Sounds like justice would be served if all parties were rounded up and gassed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM

Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM


Not even Godzilla is tough enough to survive THAT punishment.

https://tinyurl.com/yyrdnhdt

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (HlyYF)

219 Naked, stoned and stabbed men's shelter is more like it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (YlWIZ)

220 At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".
Posted by: mrp

Better than Hairypalm

Posted by: late Nite commentator at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (6VErX)

221 AoP

There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

222 198 The news of Piper stunned me so much I had to take a few hours to calm myself down with a little Crown Royal. As I sat there drinking and remembering the one time in my nine years of being here on the AOS, she talked to me. I will never forget that moment. She told me "READ THE CONTENT YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE BEFORE YOU POST" I will never forget that moment.
Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

Absolutely no one will buy this story. 😂

Good night for real! This haunting is exhausting work.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (Dd38x)

223 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

His voicing Mermaid Man was epic. I wonder if there was any intentional poking fun at Ethel Merman there.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (CIjhx)

224 It’s not a tumor!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It's spelled "Toomah".

Posted by: Ahnold at June 04, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

225 Why poor piper? I missed something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

226 I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (HlyYF)

Is this an insult? If so I have some rampage still left in me from this morning and will take you out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)

227 @215

>>At least I can drive my Studebakers.

One of the great pleasures was spending many a day at the Studebaker museum in South Bend.

Some of the automobiles are literal works of art.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (XV/Pl)

228 Battered? All this time I've been eating them raw.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)

229 I can't help but think Erenst Borgnine was just a really happy, fun guy. WWII veteran, did a ton of goofy shows. I would have loved to meet him. Reminds me of my Grandpa.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)

I liked him as a Centurion in Jesus of Nazareth, who asks for healing for his servant.

In later years, he was wonderful in an episode of JAG. He played a former UDT who got revenge on a drug dealer who killed his grandson, while convincing two JAG lawyers he had dementia. IIRC, he told his friends he had a line on a PT boat.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)

230 225 Why poor piper? I missed something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

She's fine, darlin'

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)

231 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

232 eerrr Piper

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)

233 228 Battered? All this time I've been eating them raw.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 04, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)

Honey, your lesbian maw has never eaten a man in your ugly, horrid little life.

Murder? Sure.

But you never ate one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (vIovI)

234 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.
Posted by: Anna Puma

She's pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (CIjhx)

235 Why poor piper? I missed something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM (3mtTi)

A typo, like when Fenelon killed buzzion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM (0aYVJ)

236 AoP

There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

I always thought Lego was a crappy toy. Cheap plastic shit. Erector and Meccano were the shiznit. Real metal, real nuts and bolts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)

237 And now some neu noir

Spider Noir starring Nick Cage.

https://youtu.be/JLwjFYG_KyQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)

238
A man with driveable Studebaker

Has found the way

Drive, Grasshopper, drive

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at June 04, 2026 11:08 PM (6VErX)

239 Borgnine wrote a funny, interesting autobiography that you can read in an hour and 45 minutes or so.

I didn't know that his native language was Italian before I read it.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:08 PM (RCjYY)

240 Battered Men's Shelter is a restaurant for the Cannibalism community. It's best known for its fish battered male fingers.

I haven't seen a review from Cannibalism Bob, so I can't recommend it myself.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

241 I define myself as a lurker as I rarely post, rather I live vicariously through my brother, Kreb’s, posts. He’s the talkative one in the family. In high school, as I was a year behind him, I consistently heard from teachers: “So your Kreb’s sister.” Could never live up to whatever that meant.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (8PA1a)

242 155 It's still the 2nd quarter! I've multiple posted this quarter! I'm practically a regular!

Posted by: ChE99 at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qK3m0)

243
There is a Mercedes Lego set at Wal-Mart that costs over $200.

You may stroke out now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

Wait until people figure out they can 3D print their own custom Legos

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin, MBA at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (6VErX)

244 >>> Personally, sometimes I kinda like being scattered, smothered and covered

Posted by: Miklos, Waffle House parking valet at June 04, 2026 10:58 PM (6VErX)


Hey I got an idea if you don’t mind asking management for me. Ok here it is, the Rolling Stones special, shattered, in tatters, shadoobie.

Basically hash browns, but with more shadoobie.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (3uBP9)

245 Make them walk barefoot on brand new Lego blocks for 8 hours. None of them are allowed to have calluses on their feet at the beginning.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 10:52 PM

Not even Godzilla is tough enough to survive THAT punishment.

https://tinyurl.com/yyrdnhdt
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (HlyYF)

That's why I suggested it. If they're nice, they get to leave the room for potty breaks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

246 Oh, for all of our Morons that learned their house maintenance while watching Tool Time, how many yards of electrical black tape is necessary to ensafeafy a junction of two old lamp cords used as conductors to power a wall switch while inside a wall NOT enclosed in a work box? Baseball sized amount? Softball?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (CIjhx)

247 Themisticles > Cleisthenes

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (u/oMr)

248 216
I'm just blown away at the fact that these jaggoffs thought they could steal a multi-thousand dollar lego collection and get away with it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

*********************************
I wish I had known they were worth so much because the atheist nephew-in-law had them in his coffin at the weird atheist funeral last fall.

I don't think they got cremated with him. But I did learn that there are rent-a-coffins for cremations, which grossed me out further.

I will be cremated someday and no one is going to put me in a rental coffin for observation.

A tasteful urn in a drawer to share the drawer with my husband's urn is the plan. I hope not soon, however, considering the past six weeks I need to be on guard.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (WONhk)

249 231 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)


May she rest in peas.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (2WIwB)

250 Night all

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (2GVsD)

251 Borgnine was unforgettable as Sgt. Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity." The man really could act!

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (RCjYY)

252 Battered Men's Shelter is a restaurant for the Cannibalism community. It's best known for its fish battered male fingers.

I haven't seen a review from Cannibalism Bob, so I can't recommend it myself.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

Stupid Frakking Autocucumber! "Cannibal Bob"!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)

253 Why poor piper? I missed something.
Posted by: Tom Servo



Go to the thread from earlier today:
Black Jurors Struck from Karmelo Anthony Murder Trial Because They Admit They Don't Want to Send a "Brother," Even a Murderer, to Jail


368 comments. Almost 300 dealing with Piper's rumor to tumor typo. Horde was in rare form.

It was beautiful to watch.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:12 PM (lwhHh)

254 A handful of Republicans in the House also screwed us on a billion dollar aid package to Ukraine legislation presented by the Democrats. I don't think the Senate will pass it but if they do I think Trump will veto it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 11:12 PM (WNOcj)

255 If so I have some rampage still left in me from this morning and will take you out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Why is it we Morons are equally terrified and turned on by pissed off 'Ettes.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:12 PM (CIjhx)

256 He’s the talkative one in the family. In high school, as I was a year behind him, I consistently heard from teachers: “So your Kreb’s sister.” Could never live up to whatever that meant.
Posted by: Shipoopi
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Teacher speak for, "We have a file on your family." Thanks for delurking.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:12 PM (41CYW)

257 Trying to replace exhaust fan in a bathroom, I discovered the builders had nailed the housing into the ceiling joist before drywalling the ceiling. No room to pull the framing nail, but just enough to fit a hacksaw blade. Almost had the nail cut when a spray of hot water hit my face. Ran to the water heater to turn off the supply, called a plumber to fix the pipe, and finished extracting the busted fan before he got there. Twofer: act of stupidity and quarterly delurk.

Posted by: Gnostic Surface at June 04, 2026 11:13 PM (kZs1J)

258 In high school, as I was a year behind him, I consistently heard from teachers: “So your Kreb’s sister.” Could never live up to whatever that meant.
Posted by: Shipoopi at June 04, 2026 11:09 PM (8PA1a)

I had nearly the same thing, except my brother was a year younger than I. A weird dynamic. Being the eldest of seven, I was the practice kid, I reckon. A prototype.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:13 PM (0aYVJ)

259 Remember, Pug - Buffalo = Bison Bison (at least in N. America). Learn to live with it.

In Oklahoma we have two towns, one named Bison, the other Buffalo.

Nobody knows what the H they are doing!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 11:14 PM (Jr+re)

260 UFO, UAP, eveeel speerets all the same? Bullshhit meter maxed out.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 11:14 PM (YlWIZ)

261 Borgnine was unforgettable as Sgt. Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity." The man really could act!
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (RCjYY)

He was his meanest in Emperor of the North with Lee Marvin.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 11:14 PM (WNOcj)

262 A man with driveable Studebaker

Has found the way

Drive, Grasshopper, drive
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at June 04, 2026 11:08 PM (6VErX)

Just finished a 5068 mile road trip in the '64 Daytona convertible. Covered Rte. 66 from Amarillo to Kingman. Down to Apache Junction, spent a few days there, and then back home. Top down most of the way, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)

263 226 I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 10:56 PM

Is this an insult? If so I have some rampage still left in me from this morning and will take you out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:03 PM


Not an insult!

Please type "teton" in Google Translate for French to English.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:15 PM (HlyYF)

264 how many yards of electrical black tape is necessary to ensafeafy a junction of two old lamp cords used as conductors to power a wall switch while inside a wall NOT enclosed in a work box? Baseball sized amount? Softball?

Posted by: Tonypete
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Does CBD know about your fire safety skills? I mean if he is serious about burning the house down and all.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:15 PM (41CYW)

265 Why is it we Morons are equally terrified and turned on by pissed off 'Ettes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:12 PM (CIjhx)

If he shows up to fight let me know tomorrow. I can't wait any longer.

I'm getting sleepy and need to watch one of my shows with the girl and a facial mole. I currently have two on Amazon and both the star women have moles I focus on altho I like them both, no lesbo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)

266 I always thought Lego was a crappy toy. Cheap plastic shit. Erector and Meccano were the shiznit. Real metal, real nuts and bolts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Kenner Girder & Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Sets were the apex of boy's toys in the 60s.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:16 PM (CIjhx)

267 My biggest dumbass moment involved me being "temporarily unsure of my exact location" for several hours in a very wet, snowy, and cold forest. Fortunately, I was not quite as big a dumbass as my hiking partner who wanted to follow the creek upstream as opposed to downstream. I prevailed, and we managed to extract ourselves with the assistance of a couple of snowmobilers.

Posted by: PabloD at June 04, 2026 11:16 PM (K1RVP)

268 262

Yes, I forgot about that one. Borgnine was VERY good, & it's a good movie too, I thought. He & Lee Marvin had a goon on screen chemistry going, I thought.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (RCjYY)

269 231 Pier lost a battle with Autocorrect and joined the Choir Triumphant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:05 PM

232 eerrr Piper
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 11:06 PM


I thought your comment as #231 was chef's kiss perfect!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (HlyYF)

270 So is anyone going to stop CA from just producing ballots for Bass and the commie are will we keep getting 0 votes for Pratt as they keep finding thousands more until he's out of the run off?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (sKqQm)

271 Hey there everyone. Thank you all for the prayers. Thanks, Doggo for covering me tonight.

I'm home to get some sleep. My sister is at the hospital with Mom. I'll be heading back there just after sunrise. We're doing our best to follow her written directive and honor her requests for end of life. She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (QMAsf)

272 I told him to call someone to fix it but nooo he had to do it himself.

Posted by: Gnostic Surface's wife at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (WNOcj)

273 Pro-Tip: If you need to clean your spark plugs, contacts and electrodes, use your dremel. Use finesse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 11:18 PM (D1E+2)

274 I always thought Lego was a crappy toy. Cheap plastic shit. Erector and Meccano were the shiznit. Real metal, real nuts and bolts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Kenner Girder & Panel Hydro-Dynamic Building Sets were the apex of boy's toys in the 60s.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:16 PM (CIjhx)

Those were fun. You could build your own scyscrapers, like those in the disaster movies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)

275 BUFFALO!
BUFFALO!
*stamps feet*

This is my hill.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:19 PM (0aYVJ)

276 I saw someone asking the question:

If gender is a social construct why did almost every society construct it the same way, and out of the few that did not why did none of them make it to the modern era?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:19 PM (sKqQm)

277 Not an insult!

Please type "teton" in Google Translate for French to English.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:15 PM (HlyYF)
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Ah. Ok. I don't even have to look it up as I know Moron Minds. All is forgiven and I will go watch my newest series and see if the facial mole has been sliced off yet. They'd look so much prettier. I don't know why you'd keep one.

They get bigger, the sticky out facial moles. My FIL, who was a scary stern man I never wanted to cross, let our toddler twist his around and he eventually had it whacked off. I am unclear if I hoped our son would succeed or not and the chaos it would have created.

Good night and have a great weekend! I am saying this every night as you never know what will happen and I goofed last night after a nap and told Ace to have one. I doubt he noticed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:19 PM (WONhk)

278 Prayers for all of your family, Doof.

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr+re)

279 I'm home to get some sleep. My sister is at the hospital with Mom. I'll be heading back there just after sunrise. We're doing our best to follow her written directive and honor her requests for end of life. She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof
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We are all here for you, Doof. Godspeed to your mom. The Horde loves you.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:20 PM (41CYW)

280 Hey there everyone. Thank you all for the prayers. Thanks, Doggo for covering me tonight.

I'm home to get some sleep. My sister is at the hospital with Mom. I'll be heading back there just after sunrise. We're doing our best to follow her written directive and honor her requests for end of life. She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (QMAsf)

Take care of yourself, too, Doof. We don't want you to end up in the grand Disco in the sky anytime soon!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)

281 That's a tough thing to go through.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:21 PM (RCjYY)

282 No room to pull the framing nail,

Crow foot

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 11:21 PM (ZwdAr)

283 Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Just saw this on Facebook:

If you come to the ER with a titanium cock ring that you cannot get off, our ring cutters are not sharp/strong enough to cut it. Which will result in us having to call the fire department to get their diamond saw, and this is a very undesired experience for everyone involved.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:21 PM (lwhHh)

284 We're doing our best to follow her written directive and honor her requests for end of life. She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof

Sending prayers, Doof. +

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:21 PM (0aYVJ)

285 Adding prayers for your family, Doof. Been there.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)

286 Late BF was such a gentleman-- he went out early one January morning to start my car for me & get it defrosted before I left for work at 5a.m.

Only problem was, he'd forgotten to lock-back the night-latch on back door, locking himself out. (While I was in the bathroom getting dressed & ready for work!)

Poor guy was standing there in just t-shirt and underwear *pounding* on the back door, and hollering, but I couldn't hear him.

Boy howdy, was he mad. And cold! Poor guy!

File this one under: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 11:22 PM (rdVOm)

287 Prayers for all of your family, Doof.
Posted by: LRob in OK


What Rob said. Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:22 PM (lwhHh)

288 If gender is a social construct why did almost every society construct it the same way, and out of the few that did not why did none of them make it to the modern era?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:19 PM


Logic and reason are products of the Western Enlightenment, and therefore WHITE SUPREMACY.

Off to the camps for you - due to simply asking that question!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2026 11:23 PM (HlyYF)

289 Buffalo were named similar to how turkeys were named. Settlers thought they looked like Buffaloes.

Turkeys were named because they looked like Guinea birds that were mostly traded/marketed out of Turkey.

Posted by: Gnostic Surface's wife at June 04, 2026 11:23 PM (WNOcj)

290 Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

That's just weird. Legos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (bss/y)

291 She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof

Aw, Doof.. I'm so sorry. But glad you got to see your mom anyway.

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (rdVOm)

292
Carolina wins 4-3 in Ovvvvvvvverrrrrtime!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (O0L8i)

293 74 What's the deal with Piper?
Posted by: free tibet


She had a typo. Instead of typing rumor, she typed tumor. And the Horde, never to let an opportunity ho to waste, was off like a greyhound slipping it's leash. She died five times. Had three statues dedicated in her honor. Ette's divied up he shoe collection.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (lwhHh)

The fun started on the Karmelo Anthony thread. See comments 218 and 238 but it really got going at Piper's post 255 at 2:00 PM.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 11:25 PM (QGaXH)

294 Robert the Cat (TM) news. So, the old box, the one I've had since before he arrived, has been binned. It had been barfed into and was, thus, not acceptable in any way. The new box has been accepted. Cosmic disruption has, for the moment, been delayed. I still get bit a lot. That, as they say, is another story.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)

295 Off lurker sock

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 11:25 PM (WNOcj)

296 Just finished a 5068 mile road trip in the '64 Daytona convertible. Covered Rte. 66 from Amarillo to Kingman. Down to Apache Junction, spent a few days there, and then back home. Top down most of the way, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The temptation to envy is strong

Must resist

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos, convertible fancier at June 04, 2026 11:27 PM (6VErX)

297 290 Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM (2GVsD)

That's just weird. Legos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (bss/y)

I have a feeling I will need to google this tomorrow. I do not understand.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 11:27 PM (WONhk)

298 So long for tonight, horde. Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 04, 2026 11:27 PM (Jr+re)

299 292
Carolina wins 4-3 in Ovvvvvvvverrrrrtime!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (O0L8i)

Please not to use RJ's "ooooooverrrrrrrrtime" for anyone but the Sabres

And especially not Carolina

Posted by: browndog says woof at June 04, 2026 11:28 PM (3sXRv)

300 293

Trial starts tomorrow.

There are protesters chanting, "Self defense is not a crime," and some woman tried to photograph the jurors

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:28 PM (RCjYY)

301 Best and prayers for Doof and the young doofs

Posted by: Miklos at June 04, 2026 11:29 PM (6VErX)

302 I leave for one day, ONE DAY, to go clothes shopping with my kids, and you guys killed off Piper?! Sheesh!

Posted by: pookysgirl can't turn her back for a second at June 04, 2026 11:30 PM (Wt5PA)

303 The fun started on the Karmelo Anthony thread. See comments 218 and 238 but it really got going at Piper's post 255 at 2:00 PM.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 11:25 PM (QGaXH)

Weasel is obi-wan on not just guns but Shitposting.

I think the only comment he made was after Piper asked what was going on and it was just:

'It's like I can still hear her.'

I think it was the only comment he made all day.

*standing ovation*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:30 PM (bss/y)

304 Had a leak in the hot water pipe near the heater, fairly easy fix. Got the line isolated and all the adapters in place. Went to cut out the leaky section and cut the cold water line. That was not isolated. Got a brief shower and the opportunity to replace another section. This was yesterday. Yay me....

Posted by: AnchorPoint at June 04, 2026 11:30 PM (XY7MO)

305 Thank you all. Mom summoned me to the hospital this evening. She said her very loving goodbyes to us. Only God knows how long it will be now but she is ready.

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:31 PM (QMAsf)

306 I'm home to get some sleep. My sister is at the hospital with Mom. I'll be heading back there just after sunrise. We're doing our best to follow her written directive and honor her requests for end of life. She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM (QMAsf)

Condolences, Doof. It is a tough situation for you to be in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:31 PM (1z8ji)

307 Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:31 PM (QMAsf)

So very sorry, Doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:32 PM (bss/y)

308 Prayers for Mom, Doof. I still miss my Momma every day.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:33 PM (CIjhx)

309 Cosmic disruption has, for the moment, been delayed. I still get bit a lot. That, as they say, is another story.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)

So, all is well, except for the biting. Our cats were not biters.

Drive on, brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)

310 That list of speak easies is missing an authentic one that I used to frequent years ago. The official address is 102 Norfolk St, on the Lower East side of Manhattan. It was, and still is called "The Back Room". It's not advertised, and it has no signs. The only entrance is down a back alley. If you know about it, you know about it. It was in the same place with the same name all the way back in the 1920's. And, it's always full of "people who know."

To enter the historic prohibition area of the bar, you need to pull out a bookshelf (which serves as a door). And they still serve all drinks in tea cups for kicks and giggles.

I know another one over in Lancaster County. It's in Elizabethtown. It's called The Catacombs...which is a cave system under the building...they still serve dinner there and the acoustics are scary. You can hear conversations at other tables across the room perfectly.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 11:34 PM (dIske)

311 That's just weird. Legos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:24 PM (bss/y)

Like getting in a slap fight over Bradford Exchange commemorative plates, which they made and sold 40 million of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

312 Doof

Again, prayers

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:34 PM (0aYVJ)

313 So sorry, Doof, my only advice is to remember the beginning and middle, and don't dwell on the end.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2026 11:35 PM (CHHv1)

314 Spark plugs?

We don' need no steenkeen' spark plugs.

Posted by: A Moron With a Diesel Powered Boat at June 04, 2026 11:35 PM (u/oMr)

315 300 293 Trial starts tomorrow.

There are protesters chanting, "Self defense is not a crime," and some woman tried to photograph the jurors - Posted by: mnw
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@AbeTheShinzo -

WATCH: Karmelo Anthony supporter threatens my life at the trial.

“We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw
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@FrontlinesTPUSA -

“Imma push you if I get close enough…push you right into that grave….f*ck you cracker…Neanderthal”

A large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters are screaming racial profanities at an organized “Metcalf rally” outside of the Collin County courthouse

One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

https://tinyurl.com/ms2h5zj6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 11:36 PM (ZwdAr)

316 Like getting in a slap fight over Bradford Exchange commemorative plates, which they made and sold 40 million of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

Heh, remember all the Time-Life Book series on various subjects? Good times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:36 PM (bss/y)

317 Logic and reason are products of the Western Enlightenment, and therefore WHITE SUPREMACY.
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The precepts of a buncha dead white men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2026 11:36 PM (XeU6L)

318 What is the deal with not hearing Piper?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:37 PM (sKqQm)

319 One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

Protestors: Karmelo was just defending himself. He did nothing wrong.

Also protestors: If you say something I don't like I'm going to murder you just like Karmelo did to that cracker.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:38 PM (sKqQm)

320 With an all white jury in McKinney, TX... one wonders if such behavior might backfire on Mr. Anthony?

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:39 PM (RCjYY)

321 Not to beat an ailing horse here, but some historians would say that if it wasn't for the leadership of Themistocles against the Persians at Salamis, western civilization would have been strangled in the cradle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:39 PM (u/oMr)

322 WATCH: Karmelo Anthony supporter threatens my life at the trial.

“We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw
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@FrontlinesTPUSA -

“Imma push you if I get close enough…push you right into that grave….f*ck you cracker…Neanderthal”

A large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters are screaming racial profanities at an organized “Metcalf rally” outside of the Collin County courthouse

One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

https://tinyurl.com/ms2h5zj6
Posted by: Braenyard


And that's why I'm in favor of open carry. Because at that point, the shirt comes up over the handle so there's nothing in the way.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:39 PM (lwhHh)

323 Like getting in a slap fight over Bradford Exchange commemorative plates, which they made and sold 40 million of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My inherited collection of 1976 Bicentennial plates gotta be worth something.

Posted by: Miklos discovers Ebay at June 04, 2026 11:40 PM (6VErX)

324 My inherited collection of 1976 Bicentennial plates gotta be worth something.
Posted by: Miklos discovers Ebay
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I'll raise. *sets Bicentennial harmonica on the table*

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)

325 318 What is the deal with not hearing Piper?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:37 PM (sKqQm)

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Rumor has it that Piper est morte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:41 PM (u/oMr)

326 Whazzup with Piper?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2026 11:42 PM (CHHv1)

327 With an all white jury in McKinney, TX... one wonders if such behavior might backfire on Mr. Anthony?
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:39 PM (RCjYY)

That ratpuke needs the same treatment given to the bandit in this morning's Art Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

328 Doof -Thoughts and prayers will be with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2026 11:42 PM (XeU6L)

329 He was his meanest in Emperor of the North with Lee Marvin.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 11:14 PM (WNOcj)

They filmed Emperor of the North at my hometown. I actually saw Mr. Borgnine walking in the parking lot of the Lucky-U supermarket. He was smiling.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2026 11:43 PM (Dpo+e)

330

137

There are two lawsuits going on. American Fork PD used a SWAT unit to raid Ben in his airbnb on 'suspicion of possessing stolen Legos.' The PD also dislocated Ben's shoulder. Performed very questionable traffic stops and immediately knew who in the car was Ben.

Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM

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Isn't there a Mormon vs non-Mormon aspect also?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 11:43 PM (VWtfl)

331 I'll raise. *sets Bicentennial harmonica on the table*
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)

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I will see your Bicentennial harmonica and raise you one Collector's Set of Presidential shot glasses ending with Ronald Reagan, rimmed in genuine solid 14-kt gold leaf.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)

332 Not to beat an ailing horse here, but some historians would say that if it wasn't for the leadership of Themistocles against the Persians at Salamis, western civilization would have been strangled in the cradle.
Posted by: Cicero

That dude was a Black man named Themboko Kwasulu

Saved all they Greek homo asses

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Al-Sharpton at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (6VErX)

333 Rumor has it that Piper est morte.

Uh, I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (sKqQm)

334 Delurking . . .

Hello everyone!

. . . Relurking

Posted by: Pod Hamp at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (nH+RN)

335 My favorite warning label of all time, on a MIG welder:

"Caution: torch is hot."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

336 185 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
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I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

We were thinking of Wyoming.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 11:45 PM (QGaXH)

337 My inherited collection of 1976 Bicentennial plates gotta be worth something.
Posted by: Miklos discovers Ebay at June 04, 2026 11:40 PM (6VErX)

Mom has collected Bicentennial coins for the past 50 years. Still has them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:45 PM (bss/y)

338 There are two lawsuits going on. American Fork PD used a SWAT unit to raid Ben in his airbnb on 'suspicion of possessing stolen Legos.' The PD also dislocated Ben's shoulder. Performed very questionable traffic stops and immediately knew who in the car was Ben.

Fox 4 in DC, media in Salt Lake City, and even in Oregon have started to cover this case.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 10:36 PM
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No context: who is Ben? This makes no sense to me. Legos? What?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)

339 My inherited collection of 1976 Bicentennial plates gotta be worth something.
Posted by: Miklos discovers Ebay
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I'll raise. *sets Bicentennial harmonica on the table*
Posted by: scampydog
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I have a plate of USPS Marylon Monroe stamps. Gotta be worth at least 20 x $0.32.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2026 11:47 PM (XeU6L)

340 Just saw a thumbnail for Nick Rekieta. Damn, he looks rough as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

341 > Like getting in a slap fight over Bradford Exchange commemorative plates, which they made and sold 40 million of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

I don't remember if it was them or one of their competitors that used to say "edition limited to 30 firing days" or whatever.

A ChiCom plate factory can crank out a helluva lot of plates in 30 days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:48 PM (IG3/x)

342 I will see your Bicentennial harmonica and raise you one Collector's Set of Presidential shot glasses ending with Ronald Reagan, rimmed in genuine solid 14-kt gold leaf.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)

Would you consider swapping straight across for a set of Franklin Mint Star Trek Commemorative plates?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2026 11:48 PM (Dpo+e)

343 I can't. I have plans to ruin Colorado.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

Too late, CO done been ruined.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:48 PM (0aYVJ)

344 What is the deal with not hearing Piper?
Posted by: 18-1

Rumor has it that Piper est morte.
Posted by: Cicero

326 Whazzup with Piper?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm




Piper had a typo. Instead of rumor, she typed tumor. The Horde did what the horde does best.

AR said it best:

The fun started on the Karmelo Anthony thread. See comments 218 and 238 but it really got going at Piper's post 255 at 2:00 PM.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:48 PM (lwhHh)

345 'Marilyn', dammit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

346 @344 - thanks. I'm pretty sure I'm following Piper on Twitter/X but doing a search does....not help any.

Here's hoping she's around for a long, long time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2026 11:50 PM (CHHv1)

347 Fortune 500 says TX has more corporate HQs than CA-- for the first time evah. 57-56, as I recall.

Hook 'Em Horns!

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)

348 How could one tell a Hurdy-Gurdy is out of tune?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 10:18 PM (CIjhx)


No idea, but here's "Livin On A Prayer" played on guitar, bass, drums, bagpipes, and hurdy-gurdy, courtesy of the German "medieval metal" band Saltatio Mortis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n_xf0BcdJI

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 11:51 PM (sabhw)

349 219 Naked, stoned and stabbed men's shelter is more like it.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (YlWIZ)

Naked, stoned and stabbed is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (QGaXH)

350 Delurking . . .

Hello everyone!

. . . Relurking
Posted by: Pod Hamp
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Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

351 I have a plate of USPS Marylon Monroe stamps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

'Marilyn', dammit
Posted by: Mike Hammer


"Marylon" sounds like something that made up 15% of your corduroy pants in 1973.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)

352 Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17 PM

Sorry to learn about the circumstances for your absence. Prayers for you, your sister and your Mom. It's so hard, even if your Mom knows it's time.

Posted by: KT at June 04, 2026 11:54 PM (rdeQO)

353 Delurking . . .

Hello everyone!

. . . Relurking
Posted by: Pod Hamp
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Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

And do not forget the cover sheet

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:54 PM (0aYVJ)

354 Weird music trivia:

Joey Kramer, drummer for Aerosmith, was once the drummer for the funk/R&B band Tavares, then known as Chubby and the Turnpikes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:54 PM (IG3/x)

355 Mom has collected Bicentennial coins for the past 50 years. Still has them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If she has 50 from each state

That's a perfect 250!

Posted by: Admiring Miklos at June 04, 2026 11:54 PM (6VErX)

356 > 219 Naked, stoned and stabbed men's shelter is more like it.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (YlWIZ)

What a bargain!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:55 PM (IG3/x)

357 Speaking of a hurdy gurdy...https://tinyurl.com/mf8pxmc5

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 11:55 PM (sKqQm)

358 'Marilyn', dammit
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

You are probably not the first guy to say that

Posted by: 98% certain Miklos at June 04, 2026 11:55 PM (6VErX)

359 We all have your back, Doof.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:56 PM (IG3/x)

360 . . . Relurking
Posted by: Pod Hamp
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Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

And do not forget the cover sheet
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Signature must be notarized

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2026 11:57 PM (XeU6L)

361 "Marylon" sounds like something that made up 15% of your corduroy pants in 1973.
Posted by: mikeski


Look for the Union label

Posted by: United Ladies Garment Workers Union from the 70s at June 04, 2026 11:57 PM (6VErX)

362 Trying to get caught up on comments, you loquacious commenters you. Whew.

Piper, Buzzion, and I seem to recall the nefarious incident where FenelonSpoke assassinated Grammie Winger (wasn't it?).

Need to have a supplemental section to the Absent Friends list.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at June 04, 2026 11:57 PM (ygKE2)

363 > 335 My favorite warning label of all time, on a MIG welder:

"Caution: torch is hot."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

Another good one:

"Like any diapers, Pee Sucker Disposable Diapers will burn. Keep child away from open flame."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 11:57 PM (IG3/x)

364 'Marilyn', dammit
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
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Marylon did confrusalate many male brains.

Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:57 PM (41CYW)

365 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Think I may have gotten dehydrated today on our drive to Paul's sister's house. Terrible headache and extreme fatigue. Doesn't help that we were in the car for around 6 hours, and all I drank today were drinks with caffeine in them 🙄🙄🙄

Won't make that mistake again.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 04, 2026 11:58 PM (Ocvdq)

366 Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

And do not forget the cover sheet
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Signature must be notarized
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And witnessed

Posted by: Miklos, the "Rotary Notary" at June 04, 2026 11:58 PM (6VErX)

367 Hi, TiFW.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 11:59 PM (RCjYY)

368 Logic and reason are products of the Western Enlightenment, and therefore WHITE SUPREMACY.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


If logic and reason
are the gods that you follow
then you'll drown
in your soul's emptiness

https://youtu.be/3gT4lnEyHuM

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)

369 You are probably not the first guy to say that
Posted by: 98% certain Miklos
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You had to take a number...

Posted by: Joe DiMaggio at June 05, 2026 12:00 AM (XeU6L)

370 We have sort of the opposite of Piper's situation. DH had a colonoscopy and endoscopy yesterday and the rumored "mass in the intestines" seen in an earlier test turned out to be an "artifact" of something vague, which may be pretty close to a rumor.

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 12:00 AM (rdeQO)

371 Just saw a thumbnail for Nick Rekieta. Damn, he looks rough as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 04, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

And this week, he almost killed his kids... again. FFS, Minnesota CPS needs to put the bong down and do its job. Watching this play out is torture for anyone who loves kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear at June 05, 2026 12:02 AM (Wt5PA)

372 Prayers up, Doof 🙏🙏🙏💔💔💔

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 05, 2026 12:04 AM (Ocvdq)

373 Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 04, 2026 11:58 PM

Yes, it is a good idea to stay hydrated. A few months ago, I went to emergency because I thought I might be having one of those "women's symptoms" heart attacks, but I think it was dehydration.

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 12:05 AM (rdeQO)

374 We have sort of the opposite of Piper's situation. DH had a colonoscopy and endoscopy yesterday and the rumored "mass in the intestines" seen in an earlier test turned out to be an "artifact" of something vague, which may be pretty close to a rumor.
Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 12:00 AM (rdeQO)

You didn't start singing "Shadows in the Moonlight," about the artifact, did you?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 12:05 AM (qx7Zg)

375 BUFFALO!
BUFFALO!
*stamps feet*
This is my hill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:19 PM (0aYVJ)


Let me tell you a story about "filberts"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:05 AM (rbvCR)

376 Isn't there a Mormon vs non-Mormon aspect also?

Unnecessary conspiracy theorizing, IMO. It's happening in a 'burb of Salt Lake City so it's not surprising that most of the people involved are Mormon. If some event were happening in Rome, you wouldn't be surprised that most of the people involved were Roman Catholic.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 05, 2026 12:06 AM (vTZFs)

377 368

"When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead..."

For decades, I thought it was "stony dead," but it's not.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 12:07 AM (RCjYY)

378 @lara_korte

CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

https://tinyurl.com/yc4m2s33

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:07 AM (ZwdAr)

379 I am not looking forward to this Independence Day. I was 10 during the Bicentennial. It was pretty awesome. John Wayne was grand marshal of our parade.

Now?

I am not seeing much of anything patriotic. I believe something horrible will happen somewhere in our county.

Wife asked if I wanted to stay home. Son and his wife will be here. I will be there with them, whatever we decide to do.

I just do not like crowds.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 05, 2026 12:08 AM (0aYVJ)

380 >how many yards of electrical black tape is necessary to ensafeafy a junction of two old lamp cords used as conductors to power a wall switch while inside a wall NOT enclosed in a work box?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 11:11 PM (CIjhx)

Ah. I see your place had the same "handyman" former owner as my old place.

Dipshit had actually connected the hot wire to the metal frame of a ceiling fixture, where one would normally attach the ground.

I don't know if he was so stupid that he thought black was ground (rather than black=hot, white=neutral, green=ground), but I was Not Pleased when I found this.

Fortunately not by being shocked off a ladder.

The circuit was ancient Romex, so old that it didn't even have a ground conductor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:08 AM (IG3/x)

381 331 I'll raise. *sets Bicentennial harmonica on the table*
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)

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I will see your Bicentennial harmonica and raise you one Collector's Set of Presidential shot glasses ending with Ronald Reagan, rimmed in genuine solid 14-kt gold leaf.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)

Gee- all I gots is a Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker. I was going to put it in the back window of my truck alongside my 1970 Florida license plate but wife said 'don't'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:08 AM (QGaXH)

382 Prayers for you and yours, KT. We need you for the weekend threads. I hope you and yours are healthy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2026 12:08 AM (CHHv1)

383 CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

https://tinyurl.com/yc4m2s33

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I've ruled out Wichita.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 12:10 AM (u/oMr)

384 Delurker

Posted by: AlmostYuman at June 05, 2026 12:11 AM (xEtvN)

385 350 ...--------
Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

G** D*** army..,,

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:12 AM (QGaXH)

386
He was his meanest in Emperor of the North with Lee Marvin.
Posted by: polynikes


The first time I saw that movie it was called Emperor of the North Pole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 12:13 AM (Cqx++)

387 BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2026 12:08 AM

Thanks. Better news than we expected from tests on both of us this week.

Posted by: KT at June 05, 2026 12:13 AM (rdeQO)

388 I have a bicentennial dry sink with matching chairs. There is an eagle that has a banner in its talons that says "Live and Let Live." Haha

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 05, 2026 12:13 AM (R86kT)

389 Marylon was a prog-rock band from the 80's I think

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:13 AM (rbvCR)

390 You made NAPALM?"
"Accidentally."
Posted by: Dale

At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".
Posted by: mrp


Hey, you could work that into a pickup line.

"Because I smell great in the morning. Wanna find out?"

.....the next morning.....

"Victory."

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

391 The circuit was ancient Romex, so old that it didn't even have a ground conductor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Romex. Damn...forgotten all about that.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:15 AM (41CYW)

392
G** D*** army..,,

Doctor Early?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 12:15 AM (Cqx++)

393 389 Marylon was a prog-rock band from the 80's I think

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I remember they had 42% more resistance to UV than ordinary PVC.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 12:15 AM (u/oMr)

394
Newly released satellite imagery shows China testing another unconventional submarine design, this time featuring a streamlined sail-free hull.
--

It's those counter rotating props that keep it upright.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:15 AM (ZwdAr)

395 351 I have a plate of USPS Marylon Monroe stamps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

'Marilyn', dammit
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Marylon" sounds like something that made up 15% of your corduroy pants in 1973.
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (VHUov)

Recently watched a few Marilyn Monroe films on one of the movie channels. The girl definitely had something more than just good looks. Like one of those women that just somehow makes you want to strive to be a better man.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)

396 381 331 I'll raise. *sets Bicentennial harmonica on the table*
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:41 PM (41CYW)

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I will see your Bicentennial harmonica and raise you one Collector's Set of Presidential shot glasses ending with Ronald Reagan, rimmed in genuine solid 14-kt gold leaf.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)
___________________________

I have you all beat. Somewhere in a box in the attic is a photograph I took as a kid sitting on the front porch of the state college quad across the street. In that photo are a whole lot of streakers running in formation with the front person waving an American flag. Lest you wonder...about half of them were women, and at my age at the time, it was a preview of the Promised Land. I can remember that it was a Sunday, and my neighbor was very religious. She ratted me out to my parents....but I still took the photo, and sweated bullets that they wouldn't develop it.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2026 12:17 AM (dIske)

397 >
The first time I saw that movie it was called Emperor of the North Pole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 12:13 AM (Cqx++)

I remember that. I assumed it was a Santa Claus movie at first. Probably why they changed the name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:18 AM (IG3/x)

398 Themisticles > Cleisthenes

FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero
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Library. Dawn. Bring your Dewey Decimal System.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:18 AM (41CYW)

399 No context: who is Ben? This makes no sense to me. Legos? What?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ)


Someone tries to sell collectable Legos in a hobby store as a consignment
The store is sold
The new owners consider the Legos to be stock
Owner of Legos sues
Store goes under
Owner of Legos sues corporate
Influencer gets involved
Influencer calls Corporate thieves
Corporate tells Influencer to get bent
Corporate gets Judge to tell Influencer to get Bent
Influencer gets Patreon to tell Judge to get Bent on 1A grounds
Judge or someone gets the local cops to make influencer Bent
Influencer is now trying to get Federal Judiciary to tell judge to get bent.

We are here and this is where it gets complicated.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:19 AM (rbvCR)

400 Yeah, those warning labels were funny. Every one of them is there has been a lawsuit over it by some jack-ass who did exactly what that label warns against. And that's why those labels are there.

That said, the first powered lawn mower I owned came with the warning "Do not use for trimming hedges." Yep - somebody did that, probably lost some fingers, sued the company, and now the rest of us are warned against doing such things.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 05, 2026 12:21 AM (bufu1)

401 Freaking Legos. Just a toy. People all bent out of shape over a freaking toy.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

402 392
G** D*** army..,,

Doctor Early?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2026 12:15 AM (Cqx++)

Guy in jeep - I think the movie is MASH. That's all he says several times in the movie as I recall...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:22 AM (QGaXH)

403 California people had better not ruin Montana.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)

That ship has done sailed my dear
****

"It was this way when I found it."

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 12:22 AM (2V0ED)

404 189 X needs a better way of minifying links. I hate having to run those things through tinyurl or whatever.…
Posted by: gKWVE


I discovered there is a way, but it's a secret and tedious path.

On an X post, click the … in the upper-right. Select Embed post. Select either embed method and copy. Paste it into notepad or anywhere you can look at it.

Somewhere buried in the resultant code will be a link to a t.co URL, something like https://t.co/U81AXNXNmg. Copy that URL for your shortened link.

Why they don't have that easily available on the X post itself is beyond me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all will be revealed at June 05, 2026 12:23 AM (ygKE2)

405 395

Michelle Williams is an uncannily convincing Marilyn Monroe in "My Week With Marilyn," but... that's all the movie has going for it.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 12:24 AM (RCjYY)

406 Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

And do not forget the cover sheet
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Signature must be notarized
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And witnessed
Posted by: Miklos, the "Rotary Notary" at June 04, 2026 11:58 PM (6VErX)


Hey guys, what's happening.

Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?

Posted by: AoStech manager at June 05, 2026 12:24 AM (v5JIP)

407 I *HATE* being bitten.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2026 12:24 AM (CHHv1)

408 Federal authorities arrested 63 year old Newport Coast technology executive Jamshid Ghomi during an early-morning operation at his luxury Orange County residence on Wednesday.
_NY Post.

Ghomi obtained American-made networking and computer equipment and funneled it to customers in Iran

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:25 AM (ZwdAr)

409 Ghomi obtained American-made networking and computer equipment and funneled it to customers in Iran

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That's felony funneling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 05, 2026 12:26 AM (6/7Fs)

410 498

He was also drawing unemployment benefits while he was making $15 million selling embargoed stuff to the mullahs.

Too bad he can't get the electric chair.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 12:29 AM (RCjYY)

411 Guy in jeep - I think the movie is MASH. That's all he says several times in the movie as I recall...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Sgt., jeepdriver, as I recall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2026 12:29 AM (XeU6L)

412 Relurking requires completing forms in triplicate. Please allow 6-8 lurking days for processing.
Posted by: scampydog at June 04, 2026 11:52 PM (41CYW)

And do not forget the cover sheet
Posted by: Pug Mahon
-----

Signature must be notarized
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And witnessed
Posted by: Miklos, the "Rotary Notary" at June 04, 2026 11:58 PM (6VErX)

Hey guys, what's happening.

Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?
Posted by: AoStech manager at June 05, 2026 12:24 AM (v5JIP)

You must also complete the TPS reports for one month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 05, 2026 12:29 AM (qx7Zg)

413 That's felony funneling.
Posted by: Cicero

Beer funnels>>>>>felony funneling

Posted by: Miklos thinks Anette Funicello for some reason at June 05, 2026 12:29 AM (6VErX)

414 Delurking and checking in as ordered.
Howdy Horde!!!

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods at June 05, 2026 12:29 AM (fQsGr)

415 I *HATE* being bitten.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Smitten can turn out badly too

Posted by: Miklos had a girlfriend once at June 05, 2026 12:31 AM (6VErX)

416 Newly released satellite imagery shows China testing another unconventional submarine design, this time featuring a streamlined sail-free hull.

I'll take "what has a revolutionary magnetohydrodynamic drive" for 67 roubles, Alexei.

Posted by: Keptain Marko Ramius at June 05, 2026 12:31 AM (v5JIP)

417 CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

https://tinyurl.com/yc4m2s33

Posted by: Braenyard
===


LOL

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 12:31 AM (/lPRQ)

418 She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17

Prayers up from here Doof.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 05, 2026 12:32 AM (55Qr6)

419 You must also complete the TPS reports for one month.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Corporate wants them one month in advance starting yesterday

Posted by: Regional Manager Miklos at June 05, 2026 12:32 AM (6VErX)

420 Marylon was a prog-rock band from the 80's I think
Posted by: Kindltot


Totally different band after Phish left.

.....

They're still playing, actually. Though they turned into Temu U2 after about 8-9 albums. Afraid of Sunlight was the last really good one.

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 12:33 AM (VHUov)

421 408 Federal authorities arrested 63 year old Newport Coast technology executive Jamshid Ghomi during an early-morning operation at his luxury Orange County residence on Wednesday.
_NY Post.

Ghomi obtained American-made networking and computer equipment and funneled it to customers in Iran
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:25 AM (ZwdAr)

I saw the news report. Beautiful home in a beautiful part of Orange County a few miles south of me.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:33 AM (QGaXH)

422 Freaking Legos. Just a toy. People all bent out of shape over a freaking toy.

What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: JQ

Me and the boys are planning a big Moon Pie heist.

You in?

Posted by: Redneck Mastermind Miklos at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (6VErX)

423 ------

Sgt., jeepdriver, as I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Wrote the song, Route 66, also husband of Julie London.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (ZwdAr)

424 Delurking and checking in as ordered.
Howdy Horde!!!

Posted by: Mr. Alu Fods
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'evening. And welcome to the dreaded *post* button. Carry on with commenting.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (41CYW)

425 Mike Lee trying a last-ditch effort to save the SAVE act by bringing the House-passed version to the Senate floor tonight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (IG3/x)

426 On a wiretap, he referred to Iran as "the mother country."

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (RCjYY)

427 > 415 I *HATE* being bitten.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Smitten can turn out badly too
Posted by: Miklos had a girlfriend once at June 05, 2026 12:31 AM (6VErX)

Both better than shitten.

Tittens can be pretty nice, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:36 AM (IG3/x)

428 418 She's ready to go - it's up to God's timing now.
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 11:17

Prayers up from here Doof.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at June 05, 2026 12:32 AM (55Qr6)

Condolences Doof. A lot of us have been there. Don't feel alone.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:36 AM (QGaXH)

429 Wrote the song, Route 66, also husband of Julie London.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (ZwdAr)

Bobby Troup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 12:37 AM (1z8ji)

430
Sleepers, awake!
Lurkers, delurk!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 12:38 AM (n7rxJ)

431 Me and the boys are planning a big Moon Pie heist.

You in?
Posted by: Redneck Mastermind Miklos

Sure, hon. I'll distract the truck driver, while you & the boys grab all the cargo...

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

432 The plural of LEGO is LEGO.

Not LEGOs. Never LEGOs. You sound like an infant.

Posted by: Danish plastic toy grammar pedant at June 05, 2026 12:39 AM (v5JIP)

433 Only God knows how long it will be now but she is ready.
Posted by: Doof


Doof - May your Mother be Blessed with Peace & Strength …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at June 05, 2026 12:39 AM (pZYpe)

434 Well, I have had a long day, and I'm getting sleepy. Going to get some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2026 12:39 AM (1z8ji)

435
Doof, wishing comfort and peace.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 12:40 AM (n7rxJ)

436 423 ------

Sgt., jeepdriver, as I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Wrote the song, Route 66, also husband of Julie London.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (ZwdAr)

Yes! Dr. Early as someone mentioned - from Emergency!

Julie London was Nurse Dixie - right? Hubba Hubba!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:40 AM (QGaXH)

437 G'night, AOP. Good to see you in the comments, as always.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:40 AM (41CYW)

438 Tittens can be pretty nice, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Now you tell me that.

Telling a girl she has nice tittens might be much more acceptable than my usual massive gazoombahs

Posted by: Miklos needs pickup lines at June 05, 2026 12:40 AM (6VErX)

439 so this is going around. Is the MLB logo a left-handed hitter or a right-handed hitter, or is it, as I suspect, some chicken mascot clowning with a baseball bat?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:41 AM (rbvCR)

440 The plural of LEGO is LEGO.

Not LEGOs. Never LEGOs. You sound like an infant.
Posted by: Danish plastic toy grammar pedant

Well, la dee dah, and fu too! Go back to Denmark. LOL

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)

441 so this is going around. Is the MLB logo a left-handed hitter or a right-handed hitter, or is it, as I suspect, some chicken mascot clowning with a baseball bat?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Switch hitter this month.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:42 AM (41CYW)

442 >
Yes! Dr. Early as someone mentioned - from Emergency!

Julie London was Nurse Dixie - right? Hubba Hubba!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:40 AM (QGaXH)

A Jack Webb show. She was one of Jack's ex-wives. Presumably the divorce was amicable, since he cast her and her new husband in the show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:42 AM (IG3/x)

443 People all bent out of shape over a freaking toy.

What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: JQ


WORD !!!

Posted by: Tulip Mania . . . at June 05, 2026 12:42 AM (pZYpe)

444 Sure, hon. I'll distract the truck driver, while you & the boys grab all the cargo...
Posted by: JQ

Deal

You can eat your 1/7 part, or sell

We got customers

Posted by: Cash Only Miklos at June 05, 2026 12:43 AM (6VErX)

445 Legos. Legos. Legos!

At least I didn't add the stoopid apostrophe.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

446 Hot take of the week must have been Marco Rubio's comment

Reporter: is Greenland Danish territory?
Rubio: Right now it is.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:43 AM (rbvCR)

447 I'm out too.

Next time I'm on I'll share my Francisco 's Flavored Coffee outrageous. May be FWP worthy.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:43 AM (QGaXH)

448 Great to see you ARiK. Good luck with the elections.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 12:44 AM (41CYW)

449 so this is going around. Is the MLB logo a left-handed hitter or a right-handed hitter, or is it, as I suspect, some chicken mascot clowning with a baseball bat?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2026 12:41 AM (rbvCR)


I prefer spending too much time trying to make the Spinning Dancer chick rotate the other way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinning_dancer

Posted by: far cry at June 05, 2026 12:46 AM (v5JIP)

450 447 I'm out too.

Next time I'm on I'll share my Francisco 's Flavored Coffee outrageous. May be FWP worthy.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:43 AM (QGaXH)

Outrage! Not outrageous! Autocorrect strikes agin

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:46 AM (QGaXH)

451 Tittens can be pretty nice, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


You asked for it!

https://youtu.be/MxGyKXikQiE

(CC on for english translation)

Posted by: mikeski regrets nothing at June 05, 2026 12:47 AM (VHUov)

452 Ghomi obtained American-made networking and computer equipment and funneled it to customers in Iran
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:25 AM (ZwdAr)

I saw the news report. Beautiful home in a beautiful part of Orange County a few miles south of me.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 05, 2026 12:33 AM (QGaXH)

So... crime DID Pay?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2026 12:48 AM (mP0Kj)

453
322

“Imma push you if I get close enough…push you right into that grave….f*ck you cracker…Neanderthal”

A large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters are screaming racial profanities at an organized “Metcalf rally” outside of the Collin County courthouse

One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 11:39 PM

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A generous portion of the shouted threats came from a middle-aged, morbidly obese homunculus who staggered back and forth sideways in order to walk forward. He looks pretty close to falling into a grave himself.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2026 12:48 AM (biznJ)

454 You can eat your 1/7 part, or sell

We got customers
Posted by: Cash Only Miklos

Sell. For sure. I gots bills to pay!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)

455 425 Mike Lee trying a last-ditch effort to save the SAVE act by bringing the House-passed version to the Senate floor tonight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:35 AM (IG3/x)

Tillis and McConnell are helping to kill it out of pure spite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 12:53 AM (3mtTi)

456 > You asked for it!

Definitely some dicke titten in that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 12:53 AM (IG3/x)

457 So... crime DID Pay?
Posted by: Romeo13
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Overhead can be a bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:53 AM (ZwdAr)

458
I saw the news report. Beautiful home in a beautiful part of Orange County a few miles south of me.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan

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I saw it, too. I feel despair. I'm starting to think the majority of our immigrants are here to rip us off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 12:54 AM (n7rxJ)

459 How's *this* for something dumb?:

When hubby first got really weird with dementia about 1.5 years ago, and I was afraid he might try driving... I hid all the extra sets of vehicle keys. Hid them good, I did.

Haven't found them yet!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)

460 I saw it, too. I feel despair. I'm starting to think the majority all of our immigrants are here to rip us off.

fify

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 12:57 AM (2V0ED)

461
So... crime DID Pay?
Posted by: Romeo13

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Yes!

Posted by: Smirking immigrant at June 05, 2026 12:58 AM (n7rxJ)

462 Hid them good, I did.

Haven't found them yet!
Posted by: JQ
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I feel better. Getting ready for a spur of the moment trip I hid a packet of digitized documents. That was six months ago. ...I don't know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 12:59 AM (ZwdAr)

463 Good night, all.

Time to go watch a vid before bedtime.

I've been on a biography miniseries kick lately. Just finished Lincoln, starting on Teddy Roosevelt.

I rejected a Thomas Jefferson one part-way through the first episode because it felt the need to hit you over the head with the fact that he owned slaves every thirty seconds.

Yes. I get it. He owned slaves. Now, how about discussing some of the other things he did?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2026 01:00 AM (IG3/x)

464
Haven't found them yet!
Posted by: JQ

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Haha!!

When my great-uncle went around the bend, we had to locate all his assets. There was a safety deposit box, but where was the key? No use asking him. Organizing his things, we'd come across a hundred-dollar bill in a pocket, a porn mag...

Busting into that box was an administrative and expensive obstacle course. One day, I was emptying out a box of moth crystals i found in a closet. The key fell out.

Posted by: Smirking immigrant at June 05, 2026 01:04 AM (n7rxJ)

465
My mind is blown. I was just reading about the optics on the Nancy Grace Roman space telescope's coronograph instrument. This thing is going to be able to image exoplanets (that are close enough) directly. Maybe 150 ly away max.

It does this by blocking out starlight and isolating the incredibly small light signal of those planets in the glare of their host star. How they do this just blows my little mind. It's some fancy adaptive optics that uses thousands of little "pistons" that make *nanometer* deformations in the surface of the mirror. With all the fancy software control, this achieves *picometer* control of the light path. That just blows my mind.

All that will be used to isolate the tiny light from the planet and filter out the light of the star.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

466 When my great-uncle went around the bend, we had to locate all his assets. There was a safety deposit box, but where was the key? No use asking him. Organizing his things, we'd come across a hundred-dollar bill in a pocket, a porn mag...

Busting into that box was an administrative and expensive obstacle course. One day, I was emptying out a box of moth crystals i found in a closet. The key fell out.
Posted by: Smirking immigrant
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Similar here. We found the key, but no safe deposit box. Called every damned bank in a two state area. Did find his Playboy collection. Mailed the Kim Kardashian edition to BiL.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 01:08 AM (41CYW)

467
Yikes. Sock.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 01:08 AM (n7rxJ)

468 Thomas Jefferson visited Chateau d'Yquem.

I know this because 3 years ago, when I visited the highest dessert wine producer in France, literally the highest on the hill, and my super charming tour guide, who was very gracious and lovely, as we walked from one building to another, she suddenly turned around and said, "You're Americans right?" We affirmed and she said, "This is one of the places that we know he walked on this property when he visited us." I was proud.

Posted by: scottst at June 05, 2026 01:09 AM (Ro7Og)

469 This ONT brought to you by nudging: Yes, lurkers. It is time for your quarterly check in.
___

Fine.
If I must...

Good news, y'all!

Saturday is my last day in Illinois.

Picking up the UHaul tomorrow, loading it up Saturday, and dropping it off in MO Sunday.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:10 AM (22p5n)

470 Congratulations on your escape from ill-annoy, SMH!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)

471 Thanks, JQ!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:12 AM (22p5n)

472
Tillis and McConnell are helping to kill it out of pure spite.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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While Juan McCain's ghost smiles down on them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 01:12 AM (n7rxJ)

473 While Juan McCain's ghost smiles down on them.
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More like smiling upwards.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:13 AM (22p5n)

474 I've wondered from time to time, whether hubby found those keys. But think not, as I should've found at least *some* somewhere(s) if he did...

I do recall placing the whole lot into a big ziploc bag.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

475
Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 01:08 AM (41CYW)

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Bank employees and family law attorneys must have stories.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 01:15 AM (n7rxJ)

476 How's *this* for something dumb?:

When hubby first got really weird with dementia about 1.5 years ago, and I was afraid he might try driving... I hid all the extra sets of vehicle keys. Hid them good, I did.

Haven't found them yet!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)

The dude who owns one of the shops I work out of does shit like this all the time. He stashes parts, like NOS stuff, and then can't find them when we need them. Sometimes its regular parts, like special hardware. Basically his inventory system sucks, lol. Not like mine was when I ran my own place. I could find everything. Every time I ask him for a certain part I might as well sit and pop a beer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:15 AM (snZF9)

477
More like smiling upwards.
Posted by: SMH

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LOL!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 01:15 AM (n7rxJ)

478
Perhaps even more amazing is that all those delicate components with such required precision can survive the launch, all that shaking, flexing, and g forces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

479 The dude who owns one of the shops I work out of does shit like this all the time. He stashes parts, like NOS stuff, and then can't find them when we need them. Sometimes its regular parts, like special hardware. Basically his inventory system sucks, lol. Not like mine was when I ran my own place. I could find everything. Every time I ask him for a certain part I might as well sit and pop a beer. lol
Posted by: Berserker

Oh, wow... that would truly suck!

No, I did this *one time* and have regretted it for a year and a half. Hubby would get up in the middle of the night and go "exploring" like a toddler. One time he was just pulling things out of a linen closet, towels and stuff, one by one, looking at them and then tossing them on the floor. Totally absent-minded. It was freaky and frightening.

I hid those fk'n keys BUT GOOD!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

480 The daily beast reports Amanda Ungaro was deported to shut her up about Melania Trump meeting Donald thru Jeffery Epstein while working as an escort call girl with Amanda Ungaro in 1998. Paolo Zampoli who has since been rewarded by Trump told Amanda ungaro to lie about Epstein procuring Melania for Trump. Thats what Melania's recent presser was all about. Denying that she was an escort turning tricks with Amanda. Thats why the last part of the Epstein files with pictures have not been released.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 05, 2026 01:19 AM (dqkE5)

481 Ah yes, The Daily Beast.

A bastion of truth tellers.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:21 AM (22p5n)

482 When my great-uncle went around the bend, we had to locate all his assets. There was a safety deposit box, but where was the key? No use asking him. Organizing his things, we'd come across a hundred-dollar bill in a pocket, a porn mag...

Busting into that box was an administrative and expensive obstacle course. One day, I was emptying out a box of moth crystals i found in a closet. The key fell out.
Posted by: Smirking immigrant
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Most are gone now, but if you have an older relative that was alive during the great depression, they hid a lot of cash in the closet(s).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 01:21 AM (/lPRQ)

483 @CarolineWren - Jun 3 Justice served!

The psycho who stalked @RichardGrenell and threatened to “put a bullet between your eyes” has been sentenced to 15 months behind bars.

@RichardGrenell - Jun 3
I want to thank the @FBI officials for very quick work finding and arresting this guy - and @TheJusticeDept for getting a conviction.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 01:23 AM (ZwdAr)

484 Most are gone now, but if you have an older relative that was alive during the great depression, they hid a lot of cash in the closet(s).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Late BF's family found $1000s when his uncle passed. Had 20s, 50s, 100s stashed in every book, coat pocket and roll of socks. It was unreal.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

485
And this week, he almost killed his kids... again. FFS, Minnesota CPS needs to put the bong down and do its job. Watching this play out is torture for anyone who loves kids.
Posted by: pookysgirl,

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Dear God, the dude hasn't learned? Or at least wiped his brow in a coma of relief and staggered away from the scene of his crimes without looking back?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 01:27 AM (n7rxJ)

486 Speakeasy tale:
I was busy getting the hell out of Dodge Portland area during the Covid lockdowns, so I was in and out - a couple of weeks to a month there and the same in AZ. On one of my times there, I called a drinking buddy to shmooze a bit, and he tells me that one of our bars was running under the radar. Only open Friday and Saturday nights after 10, park somewhere else, call the bar when you're about there, have the bartender of waitress vouch for you at the door.
I park at the far end of the 24 hr Albertsons parking lot, out next to the employees cars, and walk the couple of blocks . I call as I'm about there. I walk up to the door at 11:15 and grin at the camera. One of the waitresses recognizes me and the door opens just enough to.left me in. The jukebox and the lights were turned down. There was a big heavy cloth taped over the one window. A lot of overserving occurred. Wound up doing shots with the waitress who knew me. I left at 03:45 after drinking coffee for about an hour. There were still.about 20 people there.
The next morning afternoon, my wife asked what time I got in. When I said 04:30, we had a long discussion.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 01:29 AM (ezP9C)

487 I do recall placing the whole lot into a big ziploc bag.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

Check the very back of the deep freezer. If yours is anything like mine, it will be a time capsule of long lost treasures, or at least chicken wings.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 05, 2026 01:29 AM (Dpo+e)

488 Contd

I convinced her that I really was at a bar, not chasing wild women 😁. I explained that it was like my usual night out, only instead of 8PM to.1AM, it was 11PM to 4AM, and that was because it was illegal for them to be open. She was mollified, but said,"What if they busted the place?" I told her that she would have had to come down to.baiil.me out.
It was interesting, but not unique. I had previously been in a couple of bars after hours when they weren't supposed to be serving, but in both cases I knew the owners, and there were only 5 or 6 people.
As an aside, the difference between PDX and northern AZ were striking. Both "local" Rez (Apache & Navajo) were locked down, but otherwise, most stores and restaurants were open and less than half the people were wearing masks. Portland was like a ghost town, and I saw people wearing N95 respirators while driving alone.
I don't think.that the serious cases and fatalities, other than the Rez, were drastically different between the two areas. The (father) Indians had problems due to their practice of tight communal.living.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 01:29 AM (ezP9C)

489 I hid those fk'n keys BUT GOOD!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)

Maybe you buried them. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:30 AM (snZF9)

490 I did something worse and looked at an exes Facebook page. I'm a retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)


I'm not on Facebook, so I don't get the unspoken implications. You saw.. her.. uh.. things that people put on FB? I don't know what that is.

I know that when couples nearly divorce but reconcile, a standard condition is "no you cannot 'just' talk to 'friends' on FB, we've been down this road and both know it means if they're opposite sex you're going to screw, and if they're same sex they're going to encourage it." I know from distant observation that some aspect of FB's design must dovetail with human psych in a toxic way; but I don't know what that is, having carefully avoided the site, since it kind of vaguely creeps me out (ditto Twitter, though slightly less since becoming X).

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 01:31 AM (Sy6m/)

491 Berserker!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:33 AM (22p5n)

492 POV you're having a beer with Graham Platner

https://tinyurl.com/2tjwt5ku

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 01:37 AM (ZwdAr)

493 Check the very back of the deep freezer. If yours is anything like mine, it will be a time capsule of long lost treasures, or at least chicken wings.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

LOL! Some of the key sets had battery-powered fobs, so no freezer or refrigerator. Although I considered putting in my car (it was winter) ... double-checked today but no joy.

There are other places I could not consider, as hubby might see me access them. Other places that he might've decided to *paw through* like a toddler... I was going crazy at the time, so who knows WHAT seemed like a good idea then??? Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

494 SMH, congrats on the great escape!

Doof, I'm happy that your Mom had a chance to tell you how much she loved you, may her journey be peaceful.

JQ, hubs did a lot of those same crazy things. I found my neighbor's spare housekey and returned it to her just a few weeks ago, hubs had put in his toolbox and it was mixed in with all of the screws and other loose stuff at the bottom.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 01:40 AM (0nHVk)

495 67 The signs I don’t always understand are the ones informing the driver as to what variety of child which inhabits an area. Like “Blind Child” and “Deaf Child”. They look like gov placed signs not just private. I can see just warning people to be slow but in the fraction of a second between seeing the sign and reacting what unique action am I supposed to take regarding the child?
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 10:19 PM (3uBP9)


My favorite of that genre is

SLOW
CHILDREN

Well bless their hearts, I'm sure they're doing their best. But what am I supposed to do about it?

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 01:40 AM (Sy6m/)

496
Something fascinating about telescope images. Except in the cases of very nearby objects, or very large objects not too far away (like Betelgeuse) a telescope does not see a point source, the true angular diameter of the source. It only sees a diffraction patter, a smudge due to the wave nature of light. That central smudge is dubbed the Airy disk. That is the minimum width of anything you focus on. The larger the aperture and the smaller the wavelength of the light you're looking at, the smaller the Airy disk.

What Roman does with all that fancy small scale precision optics is just cancel out that Airy disk of a star. What remains is the light actually coming from stuff very close to the true point source.

It will not give any clear high resolution image of an exoplanet. It will give some spectra of light reflected by the exoplanet that will allow them to determine the chemical composition of the atmosphere, if any, and all that. And maybe signals of biochemicals and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 01:40 AM (w6EFb)

497 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 05, 2026 01:19 AM (dqkE5)

I remember a time when you could make provocative but interesting posts. Now you’re just stupid, another troll like Raimondo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2026 01:40 AM (3mtTi)

498 My goodness. Fuel, antifreeze? Sounds like somebody needed to learn how to flush out their engine. There's nothing like hard-heartedly acquired know-how.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Better than the classic: (blue colored) windshield wiper fluid poured into.the diesel's DEF tank.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 01:42 AM (ezP9C)

499 Better than the classic: (blue colored) windshield wiper fluid poured into.the diesel's DEF tank.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 01:42 AM (ezP9C)

DEF is one of the dumbest things ever.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:45 AM (TsnvK)

500 Sometimes I wonder why I sit here and read through hundreds of Moron posts.

De-lurkers
Legalities and Legos
Typo murders
Bison burgers and Borgnine
Films and fails and funny stuff

Okay, I remember why I read this stuff.

God bless Doof & family & all the folks who need.

https://youtu.be/eAG64PU1Vec

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - tomorrow never arrives at June 05, 2026 01:46 AM (ygKE2)

501 I just got off work.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:48 AM (TsnvK)

502 buddhaha
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Great covid speakeasy story. Similar here. Still giggling about it.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 01:49 AM (41CYW)

503 It will not give any clear high resolution image of an exoplanet. It will give some spectra of light reflected by the exoplanet that will allow them to determine the chemical composition of the atmosphere, if any, and all that. And maybe signals of biochemicals and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Publius, I looked at the clock when Doof asked for a pinch hit tonight and thought about emailing you to see if you had any content in draft! Nice to read your comments.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 01:51 AM (41CYW)

504 I've been on a biography miniseries kick lately. Just finished Lincoln, starting on Teddy Roosevelt.

I rejected a Thomas Jefferson one part-way through the first episode because it felt the need to hit you over the head with the fact that he owned slaves every thirty seconds.
Yes. I get it. He owned slaves. Now, how about discussing some of the other things he did?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


I started Jefferson and bailed at 21 minutes.

Switched over to Bass Reeves.
I expect to see a lot of black folk in that one. Being about a black man and all. Watched all 8 episodes. Covered about from Civil War to about 15-20 years later.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 01:51 AM (/lPRQ)

505 Berserker!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 01:33 AM (22p5n)

SMH!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:52 AM (snZF9)

506 Shit, what happened with Doof??

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:52 AM (snZF9)

507 Hi, Debby!

Yeah, dementia does seem to be similar for many.

Hubby already had mobility issues, so I set up the guest bed for him. He could view most of the main floor area from there, as well as his tv. The only rooms he couldn't see were kitchen and dining room.

Since he couldn't bend down easily, I stashed my main car keys and the truck-- secondary vehicle-- keys in a lower cabinet in kitchen. (no, the other keys aren't there, I tore it all apart looking the other day!)

It's not a huge priority, unless I lose the main keyrings LOL. Just scratching my head here, late at night...

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

508 I just got off work.
Posted by: Reforger

Howdy!
*slides a cold Fosters down the bar*

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

509 It will not give any clear high resolution image of an exoplanet. It will give some spectra of light reflected by the exoplanet that will allow them to determine the chemical composition of the atmosphere, if any, and all that. And maybe signals of biochemicals and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----

We're getting closer and closer in almost exponential time. Fourth industrial revolution we are in and in those times all things happen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (ZwdAr)

510 Bers, Doof said that his Mom doesn't have much time left at all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)

511 "484 Most are gone now, but if you have an older relative that was alive during the great depression, they hid a lot of cash in the closet(s).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Late BF's family found $1000s when his uncle passed. Had 20s, 50s, 100s stashed in every book, coat pocket and roll of socks. It was unreal.
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)"

The worst is when their children - your elders - insist on frantically dumpstering the whole home ASAP because they can't be bothered and are in a hurry to sell it. I have seen this in my own family and in others, at estate sales. Not just hidden money but all manner of wild things.

My kids won't have to deal with that. We know the value of them knowing where it is, and much of it is gold and silver anyways - that depression generation for some reason learned to distrust banks, but not to distrust the currency that was steadily destroyed their whole lives. I am just the right age that the dollar has been shitting the bed nonstop my whole life.

Posted by: heya at June 05, 2026 01:58 AM (o18eU)

512 The only bonehead thing I did in recent memory is I forgot to put my coffee cup in the Keurig. I hit brew and walked away. Thank god when I installed the kitchen I made sure the counter is dead level. It left a perfectly circular puddle dead center on the counter. Easy to wipe up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:58 AM (snZF9)

513 Howdy!
*slides a cold Fosters down the bar*
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

Hello and thank you.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 01:59 AM (TsnvK)

514 Bers, Doof said that his Mom doesn't have much time left at all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)

Oh damn. I went through that with my mom. Not a fun time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)

515 I have shelves full of books that were inherited from various older (deceased now) relatives. Perhaps I should fan the pages for possible "fallout"...

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)

516
Think of Roman as more v 1.0 of this coronagraph technology. Reading the details, it will be able to isolate a lot of Jupiter sized exoplanets and so forth, but earth sized worlds not so much (unless they got really lucky).

V 2.0 and on will likely be able to, based on the experience with Roman here.

It also has a gravitational microlensing thingamabob that will detect exoplanets much better than current methods. In fact in may detect an exo*moon* or two. The minimum mass is a smidge bigger than our Moon, Callisto mass roughly, IIRC. Provided they are far enough away from the primary, it will be able to detect it.

By the time Roman's primary mission is through, they expect to expand the number of known exoplanets to over 100K!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

517 >> emailing you to see if you had any content in draft!

Email away anytime, scampy!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:03 AM (w6EFb)

518 "479 The dude who owns one of the shops I work out of does shit like this all the time. He stashes parts, like NOS stuff, and then can't find them when we need them. Sometimes its regular parts, like special hardware. Basically his inventory system sucks, lol. Not like mine was when I ran my own place. I could find everything. Every time I ask him for a certain part I might as well sit and pop a beer. lol
Posted by: Berserker"

There is an odd intersection here with how some guys ( I am guilty) will hoard crap you "might" need later. Just today I dug out a specialized mounting bracket that has been stored for 4 moves over 15 years. But hey I saved $50 not having to buy a new one. I did actually recall where it was, but a project this year is sorting and labeling better.

Posted by: heya at June 05, 2026 02:05 AM (o18eU)

519 459 How's *this* for something dumb?:

When hubby first got really weird with dementia about 1.5 years ago, and I was afraid he might try driving... I hid all the extra sets of vehicle keys. Hid them good, I did.

Haven't found them yet!
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)


Have you checked right up around where you can reach in from the entry to the crawlspace?

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 02:07 AM (Sy6m/)

520 515 I have shelves full of books that were inherited from various older (deceased now) relatives. Perhaps I should fan the pages for possible "fallout"...
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)

* looks at boxes of 70's and 80's liberal political books inherited from wife's grandma stacked in the corner....

I've literally never cracked the spine on one of them.
I have something to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:07 AM (TsnvK)

521 Have you checked right up around where you can reach in from the entry to the crawlspace?
Posted by: SciVo

Slab foundation. Great idea, though...

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)

522 I've literally never cracked the spine on one of them.
I have something to do tomorrow.
Posted by: Reforger

Heh. Will be thinking of you, as I do the same with some engineering texts here tomorrow!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)

523
The SAVE Act has officially failed in the Senate. Did we know that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 02:10 AM (n7rxJ)

524 It also has a gravitational microlensing thingamabob that will detect exoplanets much better than current methods.
Posted by: publius


I saw Gravitational Microlensing Thingamabob open for The Gathering at Observatory in '99, on their "How To Measure A Planet" Tour.

https://youtu.be/d_q_0gJw8Vc

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 02:12 AM (VHUov)

525 Bers, Doof said that his Mom doesn't have much time left at all.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
___

Oh no...
Prayers up for his mom and for him.

Debbie, I am beyond excited that I'm leaving Illinois.
I am going to miss my church though...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at June 05, 2026 02:13 AM (22p5n)

526
And that Wisconsin judge that whisked the illegal aliens to safety might get her conviction overturned.

I've got LOADS of bad news stored up!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at June 05, 2026 02:13 AM (n7rxJ)

527 >> Gravitational Microlensing Thingamabob

I apologize for using such arcane high technical terminology.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:13 AM (w6EFb)

528 The SAVE Act has officially failed in the Senate. Did we know that?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone

I thought there was some kind of "re-try"... it's late and I've had a few... don't mind me... but...

My shocked face is still tucked into my purse. Not gonna fetch it at this hour, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:14 AM (rdVOm)

529 "You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM

When me and my brother made Napalm it was always on purpose and always destined for a kudzu patch.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 05, 2026 02:15 AM (y7zkd)

530 >> Gravitational Microlensing Thingamabob

I apologize for using such arcane high technical terminology.
Posted by: publius


As long as you use it correctly.

Posted by: Prof. Hubert Farnsworth at June 05, 2026 02:16 AM (VHUov)

531 >> We're getting closer and closer in almost exponential time.

The first exoplanet was discovered in 1992. And that was crazy (and very rare) thing around a freakin' pulsar. How they hell those form is a big question. A regular planet around a star big enough to form a neutron star would not survive, they don't think, even if it could form in the first place. Very massive stars don't appear to form planets too easily. All that radiation disrupts the discs.

The first exoplanet around a normal star was discovered in '96. To me, that's basically last week, but it's been 30 years. There are 6000+ confirmed exoplanets now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:17 AM (w6EFb)

532 There is an odd intersection here with how some guys ( I am guilty) will hoard crap you "might" need later. Just today I dug out a specialized mounting bracket that has been stored for 4 moves over 15 years. But hey I saved $50 not having to buy a new one. I did actually recall where it was, but a project this year is sorting and labeling better.

Posted by: heya at June 05, 2026 02:05 AM (o18eU)

Well, in harley land its never "might", but when. We get our asses saved all the time by new stashed parts. My biggest pissoff is he saunters around the shop looking for parts when he should just be ordering it. If I'm doing a complete engine rebuild order a fucking master gasket set, don't wander around the shop looking for individual gaskets. Thats the stash, thats the shit that saves our ass in a pinch. He did it today. I said order a complete gasket set. He shows me head gaskets and rocker box gaskets. Seriously? what about the oil pump, the pushrod tubes, the lifter blocks, cam seal, etc etc. Are you going to wander around the desert for each of those? Then when we don't have something he gets pissed. Well wtf?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 02:18 AM (snZF9)

533 Wow. Someone left the hamsters running.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 05, 2026 02:21 AM (AGz65)

534 Jeez, Bers. That's aggravating.

Hell yeah, have your "sekrit stash" and just f@cking save it for emergency...

Need a full rebuild kit, and it's all still *available*? Just order the damned thing! Don't raid the "stash" for everyday bullshit! Ugh.

Dude, I'm only a broad but even I know certain things. Damn.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

535 Woke early and couldn't get back to sleep. However, I think I figured out my client's email problem and I can probably fix it before morning.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 05, 2026 02:23 AM (AGz65)

536 We made napalm out of a small minimarket square once. Everything you needed was in that small mall. Then we eradicated a huge rat infestation in an old mine mill up in the mountains near me. Burned every nook and cranny they could hide in.
So we could shoot each other with paintball guns and not have a rat clawl up your leg when you took cover.
It was glorious.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2026 02:25 AM (TsnvK)

537 Sleepy time Horde, sweet dreams to all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 02:29 AM (0nHVk)

538
A new bill in the NY state legislature will change "mother" and "father" to gestating and non-gestating parent, I just saw.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)

539 'Night, Debby. Take care!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

540 G'night horde. Was fun to jump back in with an ONT.

Posted by: scampydog at June 05, 2026 02:33 AM (41CYW)

541 A new bill in the NY state legislature will change "mother" and "father" to gestating and non-gestating parent, I just saw.
Posted by: publius


I propose a further bill, to refer to NY state residents as "non-legislators" or "fucking retarded flatworms," as appropriate.

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 02:33 AM (VHUov)

542 'Night, Doggo! Good seein' ya again. Don't be a stranger!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

543 Jeez, Bers. That's aggravating.

Hell yeah, have your "sekrit stash" and just f@cking save it for emergency...

Need a full rebuild kit, and it's all still *available*? Just order the damned thing! Don't raid the "stash" for everyday bullshit! Ugh.

Dude, I'm only a broad but even I know certain things. Damn.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

Exactly. The best part is the master gasket sets aren't broken up into year groups like they used to be. Using the shovelhead for example. They made that engine from 1966 up to 1984-85. A lot of changes during that time, but now they include ALL of the different gaskets in one set for all the years, so you get a good pile of gaskets. The ones you don't use go into the stash and now you have a good amount of spares. Many times I hit the stash for an oddball. We do keep a shit ton of gaskets in stock, but there's always one you need in a pinch. Stop ordering the sets and the stash goes barren.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 02:38 AM (snZF9)

544 I am 100% certain that all of the Morons in the comments section "also like the Tetons"

Surtout quand ils sont grands, j'suis pas le ghey quand même

Posted by: Le Professeur at June 05, 2026 02:38 AM (y7zkd)

545 A new bill in the NY state legislature will change "mother" and "father" to gestating and non-gestating parent, I just saw.
Posted by: publius

I saw that earlier. All I could think at the time was: "Why bother with new labels?" -and- "Why *now*?"

Really. Who GAF about it? Is it because of Pride Depraved Month?

Pfft. Idiots.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

546 A new bill in the NY state legislature will change "mother" and "father" to gestating and non-gestating parent, I just saw.
Posted by: publius

I propose a further bill, to refer to NY state residents as "non-legislators" or "fucking retarded flatworms," as appropriate.

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 02:33 AM (VHUov)

Man, no shit, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 02:42 AM (snZF9)

547 Hour to go

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 02:45 AM (Ia/+0)

548 >> "Why *now*?"

They're raging lunatics about Trump and MAGA. This is there way of sticking it to us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:47 AM (w6EFb)

549 A lot of changes during that time, but now they include ALL of the different gaskets in one set for all the years, so you get a good pile of gaskets. The ones you don't use go into the stash and now you have a good amount of spares. Many times I hit the stash for an oddball. We do keep a shit ton of gaskets in stock, but there's always one you need in a pinch. Stop ordering the sets and the stash goes barren.
Posted by: Berserker

YES! Raid the stash for "oddball" stuff, not "everyday" stuff! Don't let that stash dwindle...

Good Lord, that One Dude needs *The Clue-by-Four* doesn't he? LOL.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

550 As usual, I haven't got anything to add, but since the lurkers were called, I figured I'd better leave a hello. Hello.

Good hearty comment count tonight. From all the fine folks..

Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at June 05, 2026 02:49 AM (xV9NT)

551 Wow. NY legislature has *nothing better to do* than re-write the official nomenclature of (formerly known as): "mother" and "father"

For the presumed purpose of *pissing off the normies/ conservatives*

Brilliant! /s

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:53 AM (rdVOm)

552 YES! Raid the stash for "oddball" stuff, not "everyday" stuff! Don't let that stash dwindle...

Good Lord, that One Dude needs *The Clue-by-Four* doesn't he? LOL.

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

Yeah, he technically had no business opening a shop. He does the services, I do all the other stuff. He can't do what I do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 02:54 AM (snZF9)

553 Just gotta laugh. Changes just as much as crying, but it feels better. Right?

Hahahahahaha...

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

554
And in cyclical astro-gnomonical happenings that fascinate me, the southernmost latitudes of the US are entering the earliest sunrise time window

Earliest sunrise and latest sunset due to the vagaries of the Equation of Time don't happen on the solstice, but at an interval, a window, centered on the solstice. That window width decreases with latitude. In Honolulu, that earliest sunrise is tomorrow. But at any given spot, the width in Dec is longer than the width in June.

Up in Alaska below the Artic circle, that earliest time will be pretty close to the solstice.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 05, 2026 02:59 AM (w6EFb)

555 416 Newly released satellite imagery shows China testing another unconventional submarine design, this time featuring a streamlined sail-free hull.

I'll take "what has a revolutionary magnetohydrodynamic drive" for 67 roubles, Alexei.
Posted by: Keptain Marko Ramius at June 05, 2026 12:31 AM (v5JIP)

That’s Captain First Rank, спасибо.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 05, 2026 03:04 AM (gfO9L)

556 I'll maybe go back to lurking & then pass out, LOL.

One day I'll find that bag o' keys. Probly looked in the "right place" several times already.

G'night in advance, horde! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

557 514 Bers, Doof said that his Mom doesn't have much time left at all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 05, 2026 01:55 AM (0nHVk)

Oh damn. I went through that with my mom. Not a fun time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)

Me, three years ago with dad. Sucks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 05, 2026 03:06 AM (gfO9L)

558 111 McConnell is 84
Collins is 73
Murkowski is 70
Tillis is 65

Mandatory retirement at 72 is what I want for all congress critters . 75 for judges.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WNOcj)

80. It’s good enough for the College of Cardinals. (Well, they can’t vote anymore after 80, anyway.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 05, 2026 03:11 AM (gfO9L)

559 *delurks*

Mom hung on for 2 weeks after she stopped communicating. Awful.

Dad was alert and lucid the night before-- even wanted a snack! Next day? Delirious, fever, barely cognizant until the last few hours. Also awful.

More prayers up for Doof & family!

*relurks*

Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

560 McConnell is 84
Collins is 73
Murkowski is 70
Tillis is 65

Mandatory retirement at 72 is what I want for all congress critters . 75 for judges.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 10:28 PM (WNOcj)

80. It’s good enough for the College of Cardinals. (Well, they can’t vote anymore after 80, anyway.)
Posted by: Cow Demon


Mandatory "retirement" as soon as they are eligible for the pension for Legislators.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 05, 2026 03:31 AM (/lPRQ)

561 Let me tell you a story about "filberts"
Posted by: Kindltot
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I knew that battle was lost when I saw a big orchard on Hwy 18 west of McMinnville changed their sign from "Filberts" to "Hazelnuts" somewhere around 2016.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 05, 2026 03:35 AM (ezP9C)

562 Let me tell you a story about "filberts"
****

Brazil nuts wonder what the fuss is about.

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 03:45 AM (2V0ED)

563 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 03:47 AM (Ia/+0)

564 It used to be so many characters of unbroken text. I want to say 26.

https://www. is 12 characters and you haven't even gotten to the address yet.

And news sites are terrible about running long strings of unbroken text.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 10:57 PM (lwhHh)


But you can delete the leading https://www. and also anything after a ? since that's just parameters passed to a script. For example, if you link to a specific number of seconds into a YouTube video, that number will be after the question mark. The best for minimizing is Amazon, since you also don't need the descriptive text.

Here's an example where I just broke it up with a space, so it would take you effort to use:

https://www.amazon.com/Traffic-Live -at-Santa-Monica/dp/B001CRRADU

Strip it down to this, and you can highlight, right-click and Go To:

amazon.com/dp/B001CRRADU

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:10 AM (Sy6m/)

565 A new bill in the NY state legislature will change "mother" and "father" to gestating and non-gestating parent, I just saw.
Posted by: publius

I propose a further bill, to refer to NY state residents as "non-legislators" or "fucking retarded flatworms," as appropriate.

Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2026 02:33 AM (VHUov)

Man, no shit, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

How much to put a wall around NY State? To get things going send US Navy to blockade the ports and redeploy the border patrol get the ones trying to escape. The justification here is NY State poses a public health menace and needs to be quarantined.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 05, 2026 04:17 AM (glnUu)

566 212 You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

I have... never lived that down. But I don't pour gasoline into non-rated plastics anymore.
Posted by: Dale at June 04, 2026 10:12 PM (f45WX)
====

At least it wasn't your nick, because then you'd have spent hours of your life explaining why your friends called you "Napalm".
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 11:00 PM (rj6Yv)


It would make more sense as his son's nick (if he has one).

"You made NAPALM?"

"Accidentally."

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:19 AM (Sy6m/)

567 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

568 Tech thread has arrived!

Posted by: clarence at June 05, 2026 04:31 AM (2V0ED)

569 To what end did I find myself awake early. It must be that I sensed the Ewok Lantern in the sky calling for de-lurking,

Posted by: OldToby at June 05, 2026 04:35 AM (i+lZL)

570 267 My biggest dumbass moment involved me being "temporarily unsure of my exact location" for several hours in a very wet, snowy, and cold forest. Fortunately, I was not quite as big a dumbass as my hiking partner who wanted to follow the creek upstream as opposed to downstream. I prevailed, and we managed to extract ourselves with the assistance of a couple of snowmobilers.
Posted by: PabloD at June 04, 2026 11:16 PM (K1RVP)


I read a lot of LitRPG on Royal Road, so there are a lot of newbie first-time rank amateurs trying their hand at a story (one chapter at a time), and one actually had the MC (dropped by a portal into an alien wilderness) trying to find civilization by going *upstream*. It turned out to be a case of where it was also the author, not just the character, who didn't know any better. So I'm aware that such people exist, but still amazed.

Posted by: SciVo at June 05, 2026 04:37 AM (Sy6m/)

571 Lurker, daily. Poster, rarely.

Posted by: Riddle at June 05, 2026 06:49 AM (uE32N)

572 You keep using that work "lurker." I'm not sure you know what it means ...

Posted by: BG Sonn at June 05, 2026 07:34 AM (48kUI)

573 Eternally lurking...

Posted by: Lt. York at June 05, 2026 10:29 AM (gKie/)

574 during lockdown all the local taverns were boarded up and semi filled with regulars. we draped paper dinner napkins over our ears for the walk to the pisser.
it's difficult to obtain (impossible without food service) new liquor licensing in chitown after maggie's moratorium, but you can transfer the original- if you can hunt the deceased owner's son down in colorado. this has happened, but until the grand opening it has shambled along as a speakeasy for mma fights with pizza, bourbon and bbq.

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Thanks.

Posted by: pressure washing Holtsville at June 05, 2026 07:51 PM (jXpJs)

Gloriously Golden Yuge Hair Cafe

trumpthebuffalo.jpg
A buffalo in Bangladesh with blonde hair
(on top of his head, not on his body)
is named "Trump"

Prairie dogs are now pets.

Old but still cute: A scary looking pit bull wants pets from the neighbors but they're too afraid. So his owners put up a sign announcing that Tubbs is very friendly and would love to be pet.

Women brings home a lonely goose living in a parking lot, and the goose finally makes a friend.

Again! A video I posted a couple of days ago was an AI fake -- count the legs on the cat.

Bear family, out of control.

Before the kitten grows up, it will not freak out if you touch its belly.

Dog attacks all the fountains.

Giving stray dogs a spray of cooling water.

Doing disappearing magic tricks for stunned dogs.

Reuniting a baby koala who fell from the tree with his mama:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:42 PM




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Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 07:45 PM (TsnvK)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

3 I feel like taking a centrist position this evening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (3mtTi)

4 Feeling centered?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (l26NL)

5 Feeli'n groovy

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 07:48 PM (j6kSc)

6 ace is calling it straight down the middle tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:49 PM (gnNyN)

7 Lovely weather on the island

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (T8bqm)

8 One night in Bangladesh makes a hard buffalo humble.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)

9
Sol has farted in our general direction again, two plasma farts, in fact, one faster than the other. They've merged together in what they dub a "cannibal CME" and it should hit Erf this morning sometime. May make some more Aurorae, but nothing too spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

10 Good evening everyone
Watching They were Expendable with Jon Wayne

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Zoomies was cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (Sco7b)

12 The proverbial "stuck in the middle with you".

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 07:51 PM (lJ0H4)

13 8 One night in Bangladesh makes a hard buffalo humble.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)
Gets his kio\cks above the eyebrows?

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

14 Watching They were Expendable with Jon Wayne
Posted by: Skip

One of my favorite movies.

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2026 07:52 PM (lJ0H4)

15 That buffalo wants to speak with your supervisor.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (QVmho)

16 The center holds!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

17 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)

18 Watching my first Canadian Football League game of the year. It's the methadone that will carry me to the heroin of college football.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (l26NL)

19 They need to put that water buffalo on The Spew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

20 Yeah, five legs on the black cat in that video with the dog.

And Tubs the pit bull . . . he may have been one of a kind, but there have been too many stories about pit bulls going all "Allahu Akbar" on people for me to feel comfortable around one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 07:54 PM (wzUl9)

21 Pranking furry friends is adorable. And no one gets hurt. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (NFX2v)

22 Wow, Center justified...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (l3cgK)

23 How clme if AI os so smart it doesn't know how many legs a cat has?

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

24 May make some more Aurorae, but nothing too spectacular.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

Damned hard to see when it's light all night.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:55 PM (vIovI)

25 Baseball is the palate cleanser prior to football season.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm)

26 My neighbor's dog would love for me to try to pet him...so he can bite some fingers off. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (l3cgK)

27
Also, according to the Daily Mail, one of Platner's top aides has some weird sex stuff going about. A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

Eleanor Roosevelt? Man, that's getting pretty sick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

28 Somebody ran a red light:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcHy7FXDvs

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 04, 2026 07:57 PM (W5mpo)

29 the art LLMs have serious issues with fingers on hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

30 25 Baseball is the palate cleanser prior to football season.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm)

“Walt Whitman once said, ‘I see great things in baseball. It’s our game. The American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us.’ You could look it up.”

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (vIovI)

31 17 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN


Awww.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (Sco7b)

32 27. Also, according to the Daily Mail, one of Platner's top aides has some weird sex stuff going about. A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

Posted by: publius


Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (NFX2v)

33 Eleanor Roosevelt when alive or when dead?

This is an important detail to nail down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

34 Ana, they have problems with legs up on furniture too...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (aJQbY)

35 Sorry Anna, I've probably typo'd that a lot...

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:59 PM (aJQbY)

36 I read typos.

I did not attend a Somali Learing Center.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

37 Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"

She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)
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Too hot for that upstairs at the moment. Mittens prefers to sprawl *next to me*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

38 Ana, they have problems with legs up on furniture too...
Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 07:58 PM (aJQbY)
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Ana Ng and I are getting old, and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

39 “I’ve tried them all, I really have. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.”

Annie Savoy

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (vIovI)

40 She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 07:53 PM (gnNyN)
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Too hot for that upstairs at the moment. Mittens prefers to sprawl *next to me*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)
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When Allie first came into my life almost four years ago, I never, ever expected her to become my primary lap kitty. I thought she'd tolerate me, but never grow that fond of me.

Turns out I was delightfully wrong on that account. She follows me everywhere now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:02 PM (gnNyN)

41
Before the kitten grows up, it will not freak out if you touch its belly.

JAZZ PAWS!!!!!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:04 PM (QVmho)

42 Star Trek is on. It's the ebony and ivory one.

Posted by: Islam Smislam at June 04, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

43
A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

A threesome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (Cqx++)

44
Allie the Calico Kitty Cat (the *other* cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello!"
She's sitting in my lap right now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Tell her MegaRoy says mrrrp. Which is Mainecoon for this is non-consensual cuddles day. Claw him up. Especially if he goes for the tummy rub.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (QVmho)

45
“I’ve tried them all, I really have. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.”

Annie Savoy

____________

Sorry to be a minority of one, but I disliked that movie. Intensely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (O0L8i)

46 Hadrian ,you are not alone.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:08 PM (5P5DO)

47 Perfessor, that sounds like my roly-poly Scout. She's been friendly, but from a safe distance for a couple of years. The last couple of months suddenly she has to check where I am. Still doesn't cuddle, but definitely has to be where I am. Even allows herself to be picked up. I say, Give me the bat signal, and she rubs her head against my leg. Love it.

Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:09 PM (pC2Kq)

48 Very cute but apparently prairie dogs as are difficult pets.

Captive prairie dogs have teeth that grow continuously, meaning they will chew through baseboards, furniture, and electrical wires if left unsupervised.

They require hours of daily interaction. If ignored, they can become deeply depressed or aggressive.

The have extreme vocalizations - alerting Yips, etc.

Worse than cats. 😉 jk

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

49 >>>Doing disappearing magic tricks for stunned dogs.

The clip samples Ready or Not by the Fugees.

When Lauryn Hill is singing the chorus, the song is awesome.

Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide
Gonna find you and take it slowly
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide
Gonna find you and make you want me

But when they start rapping, the song just isn't that good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 04, 2026 08:12 PM (syz1S)

50 I didn't know teddy bears got zoomies.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 04, 2026 08:12 PM (zYpTz)

51 Geese and gosling can be cute when they are just a video. In person they are nasty shit monsters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

52 Sorry to be a minority of one, but I disliked that movie. Intensely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (O0L8i)

To each his own, but I was raised around baseball and that movie encapsulated it entirely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (vIovI)

53
When we got married, I had a cat. Sasha immediately fell in love with Her Majesty. She would regularly bring HM "breakfast in bed," one of her little cat toys. Purring and meowing with it in her mouth, Sasha leapt on the bed and dropped it in front of her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

54 >> A threesome?

No, individually. The name is Daniel Moraff, and while an "engineering student" at Brown, he wrote this piece for Vulture magazine entitled "My Heroes, Daydreamt". It is supposed to be humor, they say.

It's available online, but behind a paywall. About Eleanor he wrote, "It's midnight and UN temporary HQ on Long Island. Eleanor and I are at last alone, straining to develop some sort of framework for a world that has flung itself to pieces. She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion: Eleanor Roosevelt's aging body."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

55 Hey, Wenda!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

56 I could watch "Moneyball" once a week.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (5P5DO)

57 The zoomies video is pretty much Reef every night. At 50lbs and can jump 5ft high.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

58 Purring and meowing with it in her mouth, Sasha leapt on the bed and dropped it in front of her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:13 PM (O0L8i)

Meanwhile, one of our dogs is digging a moose trap in the back yard. Unfortunately right next to the septic tank. So far, no catches, thank heavens.

We are owned by them, you know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:15 PM (vIovI)

59
She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion: Eleanor Roosevelt's aging body."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

_____________

*shudders in horror*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

60
Turns out I was delightfully wrong on that account. She follows me everywhere now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

CDS (cat distribution system) at work there. Meg is a really sweet kitty, not at all the monster I make him out to be. Even if he does have silver dollar sized paws. I can hear him walking on the hardwood floor, and I wear hearing aids. He doesn't cuddle or lap nap, but he does monitor and guard the room we're in. Smash is favored hooman. Junior-ette is she whom shall be protected. I'm that food servant that steals his poo.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (QVmho)

61 💋Blonde buffalo💖 is IRGC's heart's desire.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (ZwdAr)

62 >> She knows my zeal for international law, my passion for human rights, but she does not know my true passion:....

Urk... damn. There goes dinner.

Thanks for the diet boost, publius!

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (rdVOm)

63 June 4, 1942 is a day in Marine Corp aviation history as VMF-211 with a mix of F2A Buffalos and F4F Wildcats vainly and valiantly tried to defend Midway from an aerial attack by the Imperial Japanese Navy.

June 4, 2026 is another historic day in Marine Corps aviation. This marks the ceremonial end of AV-8 Harrier operations as VMF-223 also starts to stand down. In the following months the squadron's remaining AV-8B Harrier II Plus aircraft will be ferried museums or to storage in the desert. And then the unit itself will be deactivated in September.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

64 I don't know if I'm the only one who has noticed this, but over time I think the site has shifted to the left.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)

65
We had a large, old house with not many windows. One fine day, Fluffy (God, what a name!) and Sasha got into a fight over a sunbeam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (O0L8i)

66 Posted by: Anna Puma

What are they replacing the Harrier with?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (l26NL)

67 Perfessor, that sounds like my roly-poly Scout. She's been friendly, but from a safe distance for a couple of years. The last couple of months suddenly she has to check where I am. Still doesn't cuddle, but definitely has to be where I am. Even allows herself to be picked up. I say, Give me the bat signal, and she rubs her head against my leg. Love it.
Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:09 PM (pC2Kq)
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It took Allie about THREE YEARS to get to this point.

I guess it just takes time, patience, and lots and lots of love!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (gnNyN)

68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

69 I think we need to invent a new term for the likes of Macron.

"He's such a Moraff."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

70 Am I the only one who stands for the Star Spangled Banner when it’s on tv for a sporting event?

My boys do too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (85Kyl)

71 The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

72 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

73 I don't know if I'm the only one who has noticed this, but over time I think the site has shifted to the left.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 08:19 PM (3uBP9)
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It was right down the center just a minute ago...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

74 CDS (cat distribution system) at work there. Meg is a really sweet kitty, not at all the monster I make him out to be. Even if he does have silver dollar sized paws. I can hear him walking on the hardwood floor, and I wear hearing aids. He doesn't cuddle or lap nap, but he does monitor and guard the room we're in. Smash is favored hooman. Junior-ette is she whom shall be protected. I'm that food servant that steals his poo.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:16 PM (QVmho)
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He sounds like a good boy, looking out for his caregivers!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (gnNyN)

75 The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)
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Not a fan?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

76 I watched Airport on TCM last night.

Helen Hayes was adorable.

And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

77 @Osint613
2h
It has been going on for days. Two USAF aerial refueling tankers have been consistently operating over the Persian Gulf.

Usually means fighter jets are being refueled for ongoing missions, possibly escorting and protecting ships transiting the Hormuz
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or Chili Choppers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (ZwdAr)

78 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN)

79 68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

Sounds rather satisfying.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (vIovI)

80 With the withdrawal of the Harrier, the Marines need a new aircraft with a new weapon. I'm not sure what it should be called, but the weapon would induce the target to immediately channel "Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 08:24 PM (qx7Zg)

81 I'd just like to note that today's post headlined "Democrat Ron Wyden Lisps Defamations at Scott Bessent So Scott Bessent Asks Him About Wyden's Son's Business Dealings With Jeffrey Epstein" was #42000.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at June 04, 2026 08:24 PM (ygKE2)

82 tcn, it was indeed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (5P5DO)

83 What if you were to do it 51% black and 49% white?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

84 Orange Yakbaby bad. Give him a cognitive test.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (D1E+2)

85 68 Got to use my .410 today. Shot a medium sized copperhead that was in the arena.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:20 PM (5P5DO)

...........

I'm impressed!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (j/yko)

86 And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg

And people dressed up, casually smoked cigarettes and given actual food. What a trip. Hadn't seen that since I was a kid.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:25 PM (l26NL)

87 Molly k, just life on the farm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:26 PM (5P5DO)

88 Well guess I ought to go to bed, no assignment tomorrow yet.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Ia/+0)

89
"Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


That's a lot different from Marvin from the TV version.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

90
The Marine Corp will now fully be Next Gen F-111, the F-35.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Not a fan?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:29 PM (QVmho)

91 Didn’t Walt Whitman also say “Build it, and they will come.”?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

92 A while back, he wrote an article fantasizing about both Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King.

A threesome?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Him in the closet, watching MLK wield the BBC.

Posted by: mikeski needs to wash his hands after typing that at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)

93 Hey y’all, without getting too outside of my lane, would you mind pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well.

Lord, draw especially close to our friend and his family right now. Wrap them in Your comfort, hold their hearts gently, and fill them with Your strength and hope. Be their peace in this hard season. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (PRqXW)

94 Mrs B drove to Wichita to collect her 94 year old mother to bring her back to Oklahoma to see out remodel. The share a birthday which is tomorrow, June 5.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 04, 2026 08:31 PM (l26NL)

95 Piper, Amen

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 08:31 PM (5P5DO)

96 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Depends more on the color of the base coat.

Posted by: mikeski is beyond the pale at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (VHUov)

97 Amen.

Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (rdVOm)

98 What we call the F-35 started back in 1986 as a replacement for the Harrier.

Here we are in 2026 and finally the last Marine Harrier has been officially retired.

The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

99 would you mind pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:30 PM (PRqXW)

Done. Prayers for Doof, and his mama, and their family.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (zYpTz)

100 Prayer up for Mother Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

101 In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.
Posted by: Piper


Amen.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (VHUov)

102 Done Piper

How's the tumah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (2GVsD)

103 Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:29 PM (QVmho)
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The more advanced the tech, the more you need to protect it. It's only going to get worse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

104
Didn’t Walt Whitman also say “Build it, and they will come.”?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Maybe. Homer Simpson said 'Leaves of grass my ass' as he kicked Walt's headstone.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (QVmho)

105 Thank you Piper.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (MOZ+a)

106 not outta lane at all, Piper, never is.

on the way

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (VyBeY)

107 >>> If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 08:22 PM (vFG9F)
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I'm sure it depends on which half is which...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:23 PM (gnNyN)


There was that ToS trek episode where something like the persons of the last two races of a civilization are left and aboard the enterprise and they just spend their time hunting each other down. And they were half black half white. But the two races were opposite sides. This was revolutionary because no one had ever thought about making up a big conflict which revolved around a silly trivial difference before.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 04, 2026 08:34 PM (3uBP9)

108
Posted by: Piper

Done.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (QVmho)

109 Hope Mother Doof does well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

110 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)
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Should we still by flying Harriers? Seriously, procurement is broken, but there are emerging threats that have to be dealt with.

I think the F-15EX is actually a great way to adapt and integrate the new technology. My old wing is going to be flying them. I may have to stop in for a visit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)

111 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd

Depends. Are you running towards me or away from me?

Posted by: Chikei Rick Chow at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (z20w/)

112 Amen

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (Sco7b)

113 Nope. If it gets refueled, and sits outside in the solar radiation getting heat soaked....it won't restart. That's why there is a shit tonne of military construction budget for 'hardened' read shelters. To keep the piece of shit cool enough to ready start for alert missions.
Posted by: BifBewalski


Let me guess..... some sort of vapor-lock issue with the government-mandated low-emissions gas cap?

Posted by: mikeski puts tape over the "check engine" light at June 04, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

114 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

pretty much everything in gummint & academia is, these days ...

but wow, 40 years, that even beats the railroad to nowhere

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (VyBeY)

115 Hey Piper. Ya dead yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (vIovI)

116
Should we still by flying Harriers? Seriously, procurement is broken, but there are emerging threats that have to be dealt with.

I think the F-15EX is actually a great way to adapt and integrate the new technology. My old wing is going to be flying them. I may have to stop in for a visit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I just visualized that meme of the dude, his gf, and the girl in the red dress. Only it was the f15, the a10, and an f35 as the girl in the red dress

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (QVmho)

117 Amen.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.  As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, forever.  Amen.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell.  Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy.  Amen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Doof

“ Hear my prayer, Lord;
let my cry for help come to you.
Do not hide your face from me
when I am in distress.
Turn your ear to me;
when I call, answer me quickly.”

Psalm 102:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at June 04, 2026 08:38 PM (BfShq)

119 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd

Half & Half from Dick Tracey, and Batman's Two-Face would like a word.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2026 08:38 PM (CIjhx)

120 Whatever happened to the Savant? Did it go ahead and come out like they planned?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

121 Hey, Bulg, How are you doing?

I have an MRI of my liver Tuesday, which will tell me how I'm doing. Fingers crossed. I'm feeling fine, but that's not always a good indicator.

Posted by: Wenda at June 04, 2026 08:39 PM (pC2Kq)

122 Posted by: Piper

Prayers ascending for Mother Doof.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

123 I just visualized that meme of the dude, his gf, and the girl in the red dress. Only it was the f15, the a10, and an f35 as the girl in the red dress
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:37 PM (QVmho)
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The squadrons I served in flew C-130s, KC-135s, F-16s and A-10s, plus those executive transport thingys.

Love the sound of A-10s firing up. Like a giant rubber band.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (ZOv7s)

124 If you paint half your face black and the other half white, is that racist?
Posted by: fd


Sounds complicated. Just paint each face a different color.

Posted by: Janus at June 04, 2026 08:40 PM (VHUov)

125 The F-35 is the Swiss army knife.

Hmmm, odd parallels to the Bradley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (zZu0s)

126 Now you are putting words in my mouth. I never advocated for keeping Harriers.

Just that a program that was supposed to deliver a Harrier replacement way back in the 1990s has morphed into three distinct aircraft that only look similar.

Much like the original F-111 after being cursed by McNamara splintered into multiple non-interchangeable airframes - F-111A, F-111C, F-111D, F-111E, F-111F, and the FB-111A.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (2GVsD)

127
Let me guess..... some sort of vapor-lock issue with the government-mandated low-emissions gas cap?

Posted by: mikeski

Unknown. I learned about it, and sat on the info for 12 months to sell my common stock until it made the news, then sold about 200k worth of common stock. Had to go report to the cfo to prove it wasn't insider trading. Bad day for the shareholders given i bought in @ $6/share with $27k. didn't get fired, but was advised to inform if selling a large quantity of common stock in the future.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (QVmho)

128 "Marvin the Depressed Robot".

https://youtu.be/Eh-W8QDVA9s?t=300
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

That's a lot different from Marvin from the TV version.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

No, but the TV version makes an appearance in the movie - in a queue. I just enjoy hearing Alan Rickman voice Marvin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 08:42 PM (qx7Zg)

129 Has the Boeing St. Louis plant ended their strike?

It is nice the USAF upped their order for the F-15EX. But will take time to deliver. And yes the EX is a beast, EX for EXcel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)

130 Thank you all. I let him know we are praying for him. His response “ Tell them thank you and that each and every one of those weirdos mean the world to me. ”

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:45 PM (PRqXW)

131 According to Bing, the strike ended in November.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

132 November? That is a bit of good news.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:47 PM (2GVsD)

133
“Tell them thank you and that each and every one of those weirdos mean the world to me. ”

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 08:45 PM (PRqXW)

____________

For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:48 PM (O0L8i)

134 Much like the original F-111 after being cursed by McNamara splintered into multiple non-interchangeable airframes - F-111A, F-111C, F-111D, F-111E, F-111F, and the FB-111A.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:41 PM (2GVsD

Don't forget the EF-111 Raven

Posted by: Josephistan at June 04, 2026 08:49 PM (FLx59)

135 Well back to the hotcakes, got three Wurgers on the workbench.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:49 PM (2GVsD)

136 The Mark-0 advanced reactor from Antares Nuclear went critical for the first time today. Several more advanced reactor designs are expected to fire up by PDJT's July 4 deadline.

Nuclear power is back, baby!!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

137 The Mark-0 advanced reactor from Antares Nuclear went critical for the first time today. Several more advanced reactor designs are expected to fire up by PDJT's July 4 deadline.

Nuclear power is back, baby!!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (IG3/x)

138 The F-35 has been and always will be a welfare program.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

Correct. K.I.S.S bring back the A-7 Corsair II.

But folks gotta make money so on it goes....

Posted by: Bomb Truck at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (z20w/)

139 The Spark Vark was an awesome airframe. So the USAF retired it almost before Gulf War I ended.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

140 (sorry about the double post... the blog and/or the net hung on me for a moment there)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 08:51 PM (IG3/x)

141 121 Wenda, I am OK. Got the vomiting figured out.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

142 For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Who you callin' "scruffy?"

.....

One of those means "scruffy," right?

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)

143 For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 08:48 PM (O0L8i)
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you forgot to mention that we are prone to sesquipedalian loquaciousness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 08:53 PM (gnNyN)

144 Who’s gonna tell J about Piper?

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

145 Rodrigo Borgia is back, baby!!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

146 pausing a little bit and saying a prayer for Doof with me? His mama isn’t doing well."

Damn. And done

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)

147 Rodrigo Borgia is back, baby!

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

148 Correct. K.I.S.S bring back the A-7 Corsair II.

But folks gotta make money so on it goes....
Posted by: Bomb Truck at June 04, 2026 08:50 PM (z20w/)
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Getting rid of the SAC/TAC distinction was a total disaster.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

149
51,561 DGI Close.

Gas down, Democrats backing crazy Nazi, openly stealing California elections.

But yeah, they're going to win the house.

Posted by: Auspex at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (Y8DZL)

150
From what the internet is saying, the F-35 uses its own fuel to cool all its electronics and avionics, which have a massive heat load. If the fuel gets too hot (or levels get too low), all that would overheat.

So, any fuel trucks sitting in the sun are a problem as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

151 Bull Durham was the name of Tobacco products in the 1900s and had their advertising signs in the outfield in a lot of ball parks. The pitchers usually warmed up behind the signs and thus the name Bull Pen

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 09:03 PM (WNOcj)

152 @FoxNews
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1h
BREAKING: Four Senate Republicans just joined Democrats to block one of President Trump’s key legislative priorities.

In a setback for the White House, GOP Sens. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis and Mitch McConnell broke with their party to help stop the SAVE America Act from advancing in the Senate.


you don't despise the US Senate enough

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis and Mitch McConnell have successfully killed the SAVE act in the Senate. They just joined the dems for the vote and killed it.

You asked for miracles, Dems, I give you the G O P.

So, I guess that's it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)

154 Mitch, we don't hate you enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

155 Tillis and Glitch will be gone . There is always next year to get the Save Act done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (5P5DO)

156 Gas down, Democrats backing crazy Nazi, openly stealing California elections.

But yeah, they're going to win the house.
Posted by: Auspex at June 04, 2026 09:02 PM (Y8DZL)
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Let us say that Thune is actually full MAGA, but constrained by the squishes in the caucus. He can't piss on them, or really strong-arm them, but he can set them up to fail.

So he gives them what they want - no vote on SAVE Act. They get primaried. They lose. His hands are clean, though.

Meanwhile, the California elections are complete shitshow, and whatever residual opposition to the SAVE Act there was in the general public is melting down due to the transparent stupidity and corruption on display. A global embarrassment.

But still, no vote. No, the SAVE Act can't be approved before the election because that will lower intensity among marginal voters, who are now epic pissed. GOP intensity rises to match the blue-haired freaks, breaking historical trends.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)

157 snatching defeat from the jaws of victory as usual

I may, I may not, I'm'a keep tryin' all the same ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 04, 2026 09:08 PM (VyBeY)

158 So, I guess that's it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (3uBP9)
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Yeah, we'll go into November with a 90-10 issue wrapped around the GOP. Terrible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

159 Lot of typing and deleting here, boss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

160 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (/Chlc)

161 So, you were saying about Thune, Lloyd?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

162 Mitch McConnell is a towering shining light who has saved our sacred democracy. What would we have done without him for 50 years? Get rid of the stalk of celery, already.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (D1E+2)

163 Did Mitch the bitch give any reason for voting against the SAVE act or did he just sit there like a bump on a log?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (vFG9F)

164 America needs a Guy Fawkes who knows what he's doing

I kid of course
couldn't be prouder

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)

165 Vegas 1-0 after 1

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (ZxPkt)

166 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (/Chlc)

Because it's the key to everything they want vs destroying them. What a bunch of retarded whores.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

167 @C_3C_3
·
53m
Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

168 https://www.vulture.com/2012/09/ my-heroes-daydreamt-by-daniel-moraff.html

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (jrgJz)

169 Thune, Senator Thune, your powerth will be mine! You will long to be a bug on a windthield!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (qx7Zg)

170 So, you were saying about Thune, Lloyd?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s)
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Where was I wrong? He doesn't want to pass the bill because it's great to campaign on, but can't ever say that out loud. So he lets the squishes do their thing.

BTW, every vote is known beforehand. Once in a blue moon you get a McCain screwjob, but it's all scripted.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)

171 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Its California. They don't have to pretend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)

172 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop

If those votes are certified, California should be decertified as a state.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:16 PM (gKWVE)

173 Posting this specifically for the man himself, Ace. A great crow video. Maybe, hopefully, it will help you in your CrowQuest:

https://x.com/DudespostingWs/status/2062617130768777431

Posted by: uafanct at June 04, 2026 09:16 PM (ZNjki)

174 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Its California. They don't have to pretend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
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SCOTUS is going to go 8-1 on Election Day. It was 6-3 but now only KJ is crazy enough to defend Election Month.

Trump can also use this for his USPS EO.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

175 Appreciate the enthusiasm, but try to use a link shortner next time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (zZu0s)

176 >Did Mitch the bitch give any reason for voting against the SAVE act
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Mitch's chief of staff is the actual senior Senator from Kentucky

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:17 PM (ZxPkt)

177 Evening, Ace, and Cafe habitues. Got a big swack of grass mowing done today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (1z8ji)

178 Mitch’s machine is run by commies. Kentucky will be a blue state by 2030.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (/Chlc)

179 Good news. ballotpedia.org says three Republicans filed to oppose Collins in the primary.

Bad news:
Withdrawn or disqualified candidates
Carmen Calabrese (R)
Bill Clarke (R)
Daniel Smeriglio (R)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE)

180 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM

That was particularly stupid of her.

I hope she loses. She voted against the SAFE Act.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

181 Love the sound of A-10s firing up. Like a giant rubber band.

Ok, I just had a visual of an old fashioned balsa wood airplane and winding up the propeller attached to the rubber band to launch it. How, pray tell, is the sound of A-10s firing up like a giant rubber band?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

182 Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.
0/24,000
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Well, ain't nobody gonna do anything about it so...what ya gonna do?

Posted by: Fat Sal, Buick LeSabre Trunk Ballot Operator at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (z20w/)

183 Prairie dogs eat their dead.

And their burrows maim horses and cattle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 09:21 PM (0aYVJ)

184 That was particularly stupid of her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
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With all due respect, she's been in office since the 1990s. She may have a feel for the gig by now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You have a very good point. I acknowledge it.

We shall see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

186 Ok, I just had a visual of an old fashioned balsa wood airplane and winding up the propeller attached to the rubber band to launch it. How, pray tell, is the sound of A-10s firing up like a giant rubber band?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:20 PM (ZVgZ4)
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It's like a very deep resonant chord. Massive rubber band being plucked. Music to my ears, along with the burp of the main gun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

187 No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges, because he/she gave a satisfactory race neutral reason for these strikes, the trial judge ruled.

Opening statements tomorrow.

Hi, Salty.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (RCjYY)

188 Commies have made a living off of giving bad choices to their opponents. Collins will die in office and some pedo Somali sandwich will get the job. Even Angus Fucking King is running ads looking for work.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:24 PM (/Chlc)

189 It's like a very deep resonant chord. Massive rubber band being plucked. Music to my ears, along with the burp of the main gun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)


Thank you: beats my image.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 04, 2026 09:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

190 Have a great night, everyone.

Glad to hear the high powered cleric was able to raise Piper from the dead, and without loss of Constitution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

191 I did finally order the Tokarov bull pup.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:26 PM (/Chlc)

192 155 Tillis and Glitch will be gone . There is always next year to get the Save Act done.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 09:07 PM (5P5DO)

I'm still rooting for a polar bear to get after Murkowski next time she flies up north to pander to the Natives. A girl can dream.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:27 PM (vIovI)

193 mnw !

Have a great night.

Remember, one widow woman at a time.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

194 You have a very good point. I acknowledge it.

We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
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You are a scholar and a gentleman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

195 2-0 Vegas

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (ZxPkt)

196 Murky's argument was that Natives in the villages don't have ID's. Of course, they have them when they access the free healthcare at the Native hospitals and clinics, or get on airplanes, but not when they vote.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (vIovI)

197 Murky's argument was that Natives in the villages don't have ID's. Of course, they have them when they access the free healthcare at the Native hospitals and clinics, or get on airplanes, but not when they vote.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:29 PM (vIovI)
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All tribes have tribal IDs. If you ain't enrolled, you ain't getting paid.

What she's saying is that she wants to stuff the ballot box because her nepo-baby career is at its end.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

198 Hey Murkie. Uhh... can we just be friends?

Posted by: a polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)

199 ten in AK

I read that RCV will be voted on in AK BEFORE the election.

What are your thoughts and observations?

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (RCjYY)

200 0 out of 24,000 seems statistically impossible. I mean a few people are would vote incorrectly out of that many if nothing else.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 04, 2026 09:32 PM (VCgbV)

201 Hey Murkie. Uhh... can we just be friends?
Posted by: a polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (gKWVE)
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Dude, you don't have to swallow.

Posted by: Gal polar bear at June 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Finally made it home! Again, thank you for prayers. He is one of us, after all. And even though the lot of you tried to kill me off today, like a boomerang, here I am.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 09:33 PM (hftzA)

203 We're all glad you pulled a Lazarus, Piper!

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:34 PM (RCjYY)

204 No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges, because he/she gave a satisfactory race neutral reason for these strikes, the trial judge ruled.

Opening statements tomorrow.

Hi, Salty.
Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:23 PM (RCjYY)

Good news. If black citizens cannot be trusted to judge a case on its merits alone, they have no place on a jury. The black jury pool has been poisoned by BLM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2026 09:35 PM (1z8ji)

205 Ask Palin about The Murkowski Crime Family.

Posted by: davidt at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (Q+gd/)

206 @ChristianHeiens - 4h

The reigning ideology that controls all institutions in my country tells me that I’m supposed to believe we’re all just Americans who want the same thing.

But that is so obviously a lie that it doesn’t even merit refutation any longer. Reality itself refutes it.

There is no lofty cosmopolitan rhetoric that can ever pull the wool over people’s eyes forever. No amount of liberal proceduralism or woke moralizing is ever going to convince people to ignore what they see and hear with their own eyes and ears.

This man is not “my fellow American” and we do not have any shared interests whatsoever. We occupy the same landmass. That’s it.

And geography alone does not hold a nation together for long.
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@AbeTheShinzo - 6h

WATCH: Karmelo Anthony supporter threatens my life at the trial.

“We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (ZwdAr)

207
No blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury. Prosecutor's strikes of 3 black veniremen overcame Batson challenges

Posted by: mnw

===============

What are "veniremen"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)

208 There is no way to reasonably catch AI fakes anymore. That train sailed a year ago probably. Legs, fingers, arms, shadows, morphing shit, whatever, who gives a fuck - it's way too much fucking work for a video meant to pass 8 seconds and spurt some dopamine into your hypothalamus. It's weird watching the internet, as unreliable as it always was, as part of a world that was already beyond producing much of anything real, "transition" into a place of total in your face fakery.

Eventually it will be impossible to know whether what you're looking at, no matter how small (like a word), was produced in any way by a human. It is a strange time.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (vE0+H)

209 I watched Airport on TCM last night.

Helen Hayes was adorable.

And Jacqueline Bisset was hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04
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I recorded it and watched it today. The 1970 land whales were a scream, but I noticed the passenger fashions were still groovy haute 60's.

I know I saw this as a kid in the theater (I remember Jacqueline B.'s stewardess getting shards in her eye from the explosion), but remember almost nothing; i recall almost all of the MAD Magazine parody though!

I do remember that it was held responsible for the wave of disaster flicks that followed, but to me it was a very solid movie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 04, 2026 09:40 PM (kpS4V)

210 0 out of 24,000 seems statistically impossible. I mean a few people are would vote incorrectly out of that many if nothing else.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended


Even in a 100% (D) area, if such exists, there isn't one single edgelord teenager who'd vote for the "fascist?" Yeahrite. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (VHUov)

211 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)

Whoa, are you sincerely not in law? I had you pegged as associated with law. If not you freaking should have been.

"Veniremen are individuals summoned to a courthouse to serve as potential jurors for civil or criminal trials."

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (vE0+H)

212 Do not take veniremen if you are allergic to veniremen or its ingredients.

Side affects include crushing headaches, spontaneous limb implosions, and ennui.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 04, 2026 09:44 PM (0aYVJ)

213 What are "veniremen"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 09:39 PM (n7rxJ)
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Gesundheit!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 04, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

214 133 Hadrian
For a bunch of layabouts, depressives, obsessive-compulsives, grouches and impecunious dipsomaniacs we're very caring.


Hadrian, that's the first time I have ever seen you say a kind work about yourself. You are very caring.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 04, 2026 09:47 PM (nz1sK)

215 We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you

The id.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

216 @FrontlinesTPUSA - 8h

“Imma push you if I get close enough…push you right into that grave….f*ck you cracker…Neanderthal”

A large group of Karmelo Anthony supporters are screaming racial profanities at an organized “Metcalf rally” outside of the Collin County courthouse

One supporter screamed “You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies”.

https://tinyurl.com/ms2h5zj6



There's commie money behind all this.
Previous clip the fellow said, when I see you out of Texas. - He's not from Texas and he knows he won't get away with it there. Where's he from? Where did he get the money? Who prompted it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:50 PM (ZwdAr)

217 The most important legal question, of course, is do you say vwah deer or voy dire?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 09:51 PM (3mtTi)

218 One supporter screamed "You gone end up like Metcalf, you gone be pushing up daisies".
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Sounds like self-defense to me.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)

219 199 ten in AK

I read that RCV will be voted on in AK BEFORE the election.

What are your thoughts and observations?

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 09:31 PM (RCjYY)

Need to burn it with fire and bury it under the polar ice cap.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 09:52 PM (vIovI)

220 I have served on my share of jury duties. I have never endured a voir dire where nearly every person called didn’t claim some crazy thing to get them out. I’m sorry Mr honor but ahm just awful prejudiced against carbon based life forms.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:53 PM (3uBP9)

221 Collins traded killing SAVE for the Dems wiping out Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 09:12 PM

That was particularly stupid of her.

I hope she loses. She voted against the SAFE Act.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)


I am fine with this wench being gone and trading her for Mike Collins in GA.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 04, 2026 09:56 PM (7BGrD)

222 Voir Dire - each person takes 5 minutes to answer each of att1 att2 and judge. There are 150 people.

my brain starts melting.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 09:58 PM (3uBP9)

223 “We kill crackas!”
“I like the smell of burning flesh!”
“We’re gonna do some Nat Turner shit on you”

https://tinyurl.com/yc7kj6uw

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 09:37 PM (ZwdAr)

Right, come get some, asshole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2026 09:58 PM (snZF9)

224 We really need a "None of the Above" option in elections. If it wins, there's a new vote - but no one who registered as a candidate for that position can appear on the new ballot.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 04, 2026 09:59 PM (qx7Zg)

225 We really need a "None of the Above" option in elections. If it wins, there's a new vote - but no one who registered as a candidate for that position can appear on the new ballot.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Fine. I am Legion.

Posted by: Leftists at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

226 Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 09:41 PM (VHUov)

The statistical impossibility of the vote drops is a feature not a bug. They already know who is going to win. The point is to rub it in our faces, so we learn it's a waste of time, money, and effort to challenge their power again.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 10:00 PM (R86kT)

227 You can just picture the chants from the "melo" people:

"What are we gonna do??"

"Kill you in self-defense!"

"When are we gonna do it??"

"NOW!"

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

228 Not having X I can only see the last three cutie videos on the cafe now. This started a month ago.

In my rampaging today, chronic fatigue and stress for six weeks of stuff happening to see if I crack (I don't), I forgot to mention my SIL's new puppy.

She raises these pups to be lapdogs and rather neurotic ones that bark a lot (and bite). Why, living on a farm with a lake, they don't get a rescue or a lab I do not know. She wants this exotic breed who looks like a racoon to me. This was from photos of her carrying the dog in a pouch thing. Which made us all laugh.

Well. The dog is now in training somewhere out of state. I guess in two weeks the 8wk old pup went loco with her and caused fights and angst. She had a trainer come out and observe the dog and agreed he was a bit much (bit part of a brick off of something).

My DIL found an 18 page manual near the dog toys and took a photo. Son and I of course laughed as the large print is the breeder advice (wacko) and the small print is SIL's.

We have not met the dog yet and hope the training is going well til the end of the month.

If it were not for my insane husband and sons (and DIL's that I love) I would be in an asylum.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 10:01 PM (WONhk)

229 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

Shooter Claimed by the Media to be the Harbinger of "Islamphobia" They're Always Shrieking About Turns Out to be a Muslim Named... "Mohammad Rage"

There was a shooting outside a Muslim event during "Eid," whatever that is.

Did you hear about it? If you consume any leftwing propaganda "news" at all, you sure did. It was the worst hate crime since the last worst hate crime.

But they're not talking about it any longer.

A Muslim was murdered outside an Eid service in Minneapolis last week, and initially, it was a story made to order for the left's victimhood industry. It even seemed to be a genuine example of "Islamophobia," which is as rare in real life as Nancy Pelosi stock losses. The far left's propaganda arm, also known as the mainstream media, swung into action, and leftist politicians chimed in with the requisite displays of outrage and sorrow.

There was just one catch: when all the details came to light, the media narrative came crashing to the ground....

Even though nothing had yet been revealed about the shooter, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Planned Parenthood), who is running for governor of Minnesota, hurried that evening to imply that the shooting was an instance of "Islamophobia": "On this Eid al-Adha, I'm thinking of Minnesota's Muslim community and all those gathered in prayer today, especially following today's tragic shooting at an Eid prayer service at Canterbury Park. My thoughts are with the victim's family and the entire community."

See Steven Greene's report for the "Islamophobia!!!" panic spread by the communist-jihadist media and Muslim organizations.

And then the whole house of cards came crashing down. On Monday, CBS had to report the truth: "A Shakopee, Minnesota, man is accused of shooting and killing 26-year-old Khalid Ibrahim Abdi outside of a Twin Cities Eid al-Adha prayer service on Wednesday. Mohamed Rage, 28, is facing one count of second-degree murder as well as an illegal weapons charge, according to the criminal complaint filed in Scott County on Monday."

Our institutions are very insistent about who their enemies are and who shall rule and who shall die.

The Daily Mail has now published details from sentencing that almost no one has reported.

As Henry Nowak -- bleeding from five stab wounds -- tried to climb a commercial rubbish bin and over a fence to escape, Vickrum Digwa filmed him.

And taunted him.

"You're not going to get away with this big man."

Henry landed on top of a parked car on the other side of the fence. Digwa walked round and took close-up photos of him lying on the ground.

A home security camera then captured what may be the most chilling exchange in this entire case.

Henry: "I am dying."

Digwa: "You're not dying bro."

Ten minutes later, Henry said: "You stabbed me."

Digwa replied: "No, I didn't."

In the ten minutes that followed the stabbing, Vickrum Digwa did not call an ambulance. He filmed Henry for a full five minutes instead.

That clip was deemed too disturbing to be played in court.

Stop and process what that means. A judge and a jury sat through video of Digwa describing his blade in "loving terms," through bodycam of Henry being handcuffed as he died, through pathologist evidence of the eight-centimetre chest wound -- and the only piece of footage the court ruled too disturbing to show was the five minutes Vickrum Digwa spent filming an 18-year-old as he bled to death on a Southampton pavement.

The judge said it in sentencing: "You continued to make films of Henry suffering, ignoring much of his desperation at having been stabbed. You told him that had not happened, no doubt to convince others who were nearby."

The lie Digwa told the police did not begin when officers arrived. It began ten minutes earlier, in Henry's face, as Henry told him he was dying.

This is what Hampshire Police walked into. This is the man they believed when they got there. This is what the court has now formally established took place between the stabbing and Henry's death.

The five-minute video exists. Henry's family knows what is on it. The court knows what is on it. The public does not.

It is too disturbing to be shown.

But not too disturbing to have been done to him.

The claims that Henry Nowak was a lost cause and the police forcing him into a posture which caused him to drown in his own blood had no effect on his fate? It's a lie, of course, cooked up by a corrupt institution spamming out defenses to keep the hangman away.

Dr. Calum Miller
@DrCalumMiller

I am a medical doctor and I can say clearly: this is not good enough.

Henry Nowak was murdered and the police let him die.

When someone tells you they've been stabbed and are struggling to breathe, unless they pose an obvious risk to your own life, you make sure they are OK before you do anything else.

You don't pause to think about whether they might be racist, or whether they could be making it up.

There must be justice for Henry.

People point out there was a trauma center five minutes away -- but they allowed the "racist" to bleed out on the ground for an hour while chatting with the racist foreign family of killers.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:45 PM




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1 hi

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (n7rxJ)

2 My new charity is to help these poor self-hating muslims so these mostly peaceful incidents against muslims no longer happen.

Ka-ching people!

Ka-ching!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)

3 No blades!

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (/Chlc)

4 Honestly, the UK is in such a sad sorry state, even a lifetime Anglophile like myself says if they get in another scrape with their neighbors send them a couple of cases of Beenie-Weenie and our best wishes.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (Ft5W9)

5 I hope the British are filled with murderous rage....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b)

6
>>In the ten minutes that followed the stabbing, Vickrum Digwa did not call an ambulance. He filmed Henry for a full five minutes instead.

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What? There's MORE video? How the Islamophobe-phobes erase this is beyond me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (n7rxJ)

7 Explosively improvised device

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (3uBP9)

8 Now let's not let the crime of one bad seed ruin the image of the righteous vanguard of Allah and the Last Day.

Posted by: Abdul Rapesomekids at June 04, 2026 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

9
By the way, what was the British cops' claim? That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (n7rxJ)

10 I could be totally wrong, Ace, but I think Eid is when you do laps around the rock in Mecca with a zillion other jihadists.

Goats are involved when not fasting. Either eating them halal or you smell like goats.

Also, in the past, I read that this is the special time new viruses and gomboos are brewed for the rest of the world who'd just like to live in peace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (WONhk)

11 Wasn't there another one... oh yeah, the one in Cali with the two dudes who murder suicided. We REALLY stopped hearing about that one quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

12 Offer political asylum for the Henry Nowaks and Rupert Lowes (not to mention the "Amelias") of Britain. Then cut ties with the rest.

It gives me no pleasure to say that, but the UK Deep State has proven it will never give up on turning Britain into a multicultural hellhole. It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 06:52 PM (jGGMD)

13 It gives me no pleasure to say that, but the UK Deep State has proven it will never give up on turning Britain into a multicultural hellhole. It's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 06:52 PM (jGGMD)

Kind of like (or exactly like) California.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

14
Anyone got any details on how Mohammed Rage "identifies"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:53 PM (n7rxJ)

15 If we didn't hear about it maybe their usual propaganda story wasn't going to work.

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

16 That should be an energy drink - Mo Rage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

17 After 20min of filming, then then however minutes lapse til the worthless police come and let him die...

I will say this:
If he had been in the USA, near ANY ED or trauma unit, he would have lived.

No one can make me believe otherwise. This poor boy bled internally for at least 40min with no medical interventions to save him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (WONhk)

18 The hajj, where they do laps around the Black Stone, is in month Dhu'l-Hijja. Different month as Ramadan.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (gKWVE)

19 Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra - the Henry Nowak death just gets worse, every time something trickles out into public knowledge.
Now it turns out that the murderer chased the poor kid, filmed him suffering, taunted him ... and THEN lied to the stupid plods? Who handcuffed a dying kid and displayed contempt and studied indifference ... as he drowned in his own blood?
Words fail...

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (Ew3fm)

20 Henry Nowak's murder fills me with rage

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (fE6HJ)

21 Mohammad Rage by name, Mohammad Rage by nature.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (gcHiW)

22 Uh... slightly used goat for sale? Since you're in some other country...

Posted by: Ali Goatlover at June 04, 2026 06:56 PM (gKWVE)

23 Dr. T

I agree with you. Alas.

The smart UK people have already left. Starting in the late 80's. Cambridge and Oxford science is now being done in the US. My major professor in grad school was Brit. He told me, back in the early '90s.

The successful business men are now fleeing taxes and deevoludtion. The ones that went to Spain are suffering, but Singapore and Dubai have a large, happy Brit population.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:56 PM (u82oZ)

24 During the protests in the days following, there's video of 3 or 4 cops holding a protester down, whilst another cop practices attempting 50-yard field goals (yes, plural)_ with his head as the ball.

Those Northampton police clearly have some issues.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

25 Wow the British could teach the South Africans a thing or two about state racism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

26 Civilization.

It was nice while it lasted...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 06:57 PM (cGjQu)

27 Mo Rage, huh? I starting to see a pattern here.

Posted by: Islam Smislam at June 04, 2026 06:57 PM (vFG9F)

28 Because the tape is not just evidence of murder.

It is evidence of torture. This is not two guys getting in a scuffle, a knife gets pulled and one dude runs away.

He stabbed him.

Filmed him bleeding out.

And taunted him.

This wasn't too shocking to see, it would have guaranteed a guilty verdict and had to be suppressed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)

29 The Lotus Eaters have also been mentioning another little known fact from the Nowak murder.

The police not only took Henry’s phone to see if they could find any evidence of his racism on it, but they also took Henry’s father’s phone to see if they’d had any racist text exchanges between each other.

Ostensibly so that if they had found anything racist on their phones they’d be able to put that out in the press to show that Henry deserved it and diffuse the situation they knew was coming.

Apparently they found nothing racist or we would have seen the evidence by now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

30 Henry Nowak's murder fills me with rage
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 06:54 PM (fE6HJ)
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Me too. It has weighed very heavily.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

31 To be clear, that bottom image is that queer PM on his knees (his natural position) for the black thug who OD'd in USA, not for this recent murder.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 06:58 PM (gcHiW)

32 The name. Sounds like a Babylon Bee headline.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 06:59 PM (Gqar8)

33 I assume there can be lawsuits filed by the family against the police but its the UK so I don't know. But some type of punishment needs to meted out against the police.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 07:00 PM (n5tGW)

34 When the media outright lies to you, when dems lie to you, when the GOPe lies to you remember exactly this,

Henry: "I am dying."
Digwa: "You're not dying bro."
Ten minutes later, Henry said: "You stabbed me."
Digwa replied: "No, I didn't."

This is the distilled essence of gaslighting. They are killing you and they are using their imminent murder of you as a psychological/spiritual ploy to also damage your mind and your soul along the way too. There are many things the enemy wants to try and destroy beyond and above the material world.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:00 PM (3uBP9)

35 Canterbury Park is in a suburb called Chanhassen. The fact that there's now a mosque there proves that the Somalis are now all over MN. Chanhassen used to be pretty white and rural-ish. It was known for a dinner club and the Renaissance fair when I was growing up. And, of course Prince's HQ.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

36 Duncanthrax

Do we have the strategic life to get the best of the UK out? And what about the RN submarines?

Well, the RN is in such bad maintenance shape that NAVSEASYSCOM would be an upgrade. Most of their ships and subs are in long-term maintenance, and are not sea-worthy.

Plus the Warrant Officers in the SAS are leaving well before time, which hits the best British Army unit hard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

37 You know....I think it's reasonable to assume that the British cops frequent pubs after-hours, as one does. And surely at least a few pub owners and kitchen staff feel as enraged about Nowak's murder as we do.

It wouldn't take that much effort to make sure their chicken tikka masala reaches the table slightly undercooked. Or with a little bit of "special sauce" spread over it, courtesy of Chef Sal Monella.

I, of course, do not endorse such measures. But it could happen.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 07:01 PM (jGGMD)

38 Enough cultural diversity.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 07:01 PM (LHPAg)

39 The anti-George Floyd, in many ways.
The Anti-Chauvins as well.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 04, 2026 07:02 PM (DsA2n)

40 Has Margaret Swan been memory holed?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 07:02 PM (Gqar8)

41
I just read on the Daily Mail that some Target stores in Minnesota have turned the dressing rooms into muzzie prayer rooms.

WTH

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 07:02 PM (x4yF4)

42 Strategic lift.

How many of the UK do we want to salvage?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:03 PM (u82oZ)

43 > "Mohammad Rage"
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A speed metal band that... well never had a following because, you know, they beheaded their audience at every show.

Had tickets at the Slaughter House but couldn't make it.

*wipes sweat*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 07:03 PM (jehhT)

44 The smart UK people have already left. Starting in the late 80's. Cambridge and Oxford science is now being done in the US. My major professor in grad school was Brit. He told me, back in the early '90s.

The successful business men are now fleeing taxes and deevoludtion. The ones that went to Spain are suffering, but Singapore and Dubai have a large, happy Brit population.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:56 PM (u82oZ)


Who back in the 1920s could have imagined what Britain would be reduced to today? But then, who in 376 could have imagined what Rome would look like in a century?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 07:04 PM (jGGMD)

45 here's to the perp getting some justice from Brits in jail.
Lord knows they're the only ones in there.

Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 07:04 PM (enw9G)

46 In fairness to most of the minnesota left, the main rush to scream "Islamophobia!!!" came from outside the state. Even most of the minnesota left admits there's a bit of a clan war going on among the shitty and shittier Somali tribes.

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 07:05 PM (0e5Te)

47

Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith is under fire after calling Islam a "demonic death cult" and saying he "hates Islam" during a FlashPoint YouTube appearance, while also saying he loves Muslims and hopes they convert to Christianity.

Civil rights and Muslim advocacy groups, including CAIR, condemned the remarks as harmful and potentially dangerous for Indiana’s Muslim community, and invited Beckwith to visit a mosque and meet local Muslim residents.

Beckwith defended his comments as expressions of his Christian beliefs and later posted online wishing Muslims in Indiana well, though he reiterated his hope they would become Christian; FOX Chicago has not yet received a response from his office.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 07:05 PM (Cqx++)

48 Brits of old would be, in teams, prowling the streets at night striking fear into every muslin who braved venture out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:05 PM (ZwdAr)

49 I just read on the Daily Mail that some Target stores in Minnesota have turned the dressing rooms into muzzie prayer rooms.

WTH

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 07:02 PM


minnesota needs to be cast adrift into lake superior because as we all know lake superior never gives up it's dead.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 07:05 PM (0N4FZ)

50 Dr. T

The CIA has untraceable poisons. The Russians go into exotic poisons and radioactive pellets, to send a message.

Having them die, without an easy explanation, is a better path.

But we lack will. Maybe we can train on CA, leadership, Plantar Fasciitis, and the NGO handholders?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

51
It wouldn't take that much effort to make sure their chicken tikka masala reaches the table slightly undercooked. Or with a little bit of "special sauce" spread over it, courtesy of Chef Sal Monella.

I, of course, do not endorse such measures. But it could happen.
Posted by: Dr. T at June

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"Cop shit his pants! Cop Shit his pants. The cop, he shit his pants!"

Posted by: Pauly (name the movie, win a prize.) at June 04, 2026 07:07 PM (gcHiW)

52 Carried over:

183 James Talarico likes to dress up in a french maid costume to sexually service multiple men but he qualifies it as being, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"
Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (3uBP9)


Disturbingly, I could actually picture a heretical sophist taking "servant leadership" in precisely that direction...

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (Sy6m/)

53 Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith is under fire after calling Islam a "demonic death cult" and saying he "hates Islam"...
while also saying he loves Muslims and hopes they convert to Christianity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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That's right.
Convert or go home.

That's generous. They should leave with their possessions if not be thrown out with nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (ZwdAr)

54 I saw a video from the weasely top cop of this burg going on about how the cops just wanted to see "justice done".

You bet, you smarmy inbred snaggletooth... if "justice" is "done" your cops will be doing hard time and you'll be fired with no pension.

But it won't be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (IG3/x)

55 The number one killer of muslims worldwide and historically--by factors of 10--is ... muslims.

Even muslims hate muslims.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (73/SM)

56 Turns Out to be a Muslim Named... "Mohammad Rage"

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During Islamicist Tranny Goat Genocide Vengeance Pride Month Of Rage Month? REALLY???

/What, "Mohammad Death Cult" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (geJhQ)

57 Although the perp wasn't a muzzie, the police acted in accordance with their rules, when a girl is raped in a Stan land and reports it she is sentenced to death for promiscuity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 07:09 PM (n5tGW)

58 Dr. T

Enoch Powell's River of Blood speech was in 1968. So the '50s, after Suez.

The first post-war election putting socialists in charge was the big swing of the hinge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

59 Also heard that during the protests at Southampton the other day when the ‘wheelie-bins’ started being thrown at the cops, one of them yelled “You hit me with the bin!” and a protester replied “I don’t think so, mate.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 07:09 PM (6ydKt)

60 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:06 PM (u82oZ)


Die? Who said anything about die?

Gastroenteritis won't typically kill you; it'll just make you think you're dying, and/or wish you were already dead.

And once again, I want to stress that I am certainly not encouraging anyone along these lines. I merely note the fact that if a few enterprising and pissed-off Brits wanted to do this to their wannabe Stasi, they could.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (jGGMD)

61 Fuck Iran, let's change the regime full of cvnts in London first.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (R+iUD)

62 The number one killer of muslims worldwide and historically--by factors of 10--is ... muslims.

Even muslims hate muslims.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 07:08 PM (73/SM)
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Arabs aren't fond of Turks, and vicey versa.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)

63 Did you hear about it? If you consume any leftwing propaganda "news" at all, you sure did. It was the worst hate crime since the last worst hate crime.

But they're not talking about it any longer.


They do this intentionally btw, you will find for YEARS leftists claiming they don't know the shooting was by a jihadi, and demanded you "provide your sources" when you do. And of course since FNM sources won't cover it they won't accept what you say

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (sKqQm)

64 Cop: "You fractured my partner's skull with a cricket bat!"
Yobbo: "I don't think so, mate."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:11 PM (IG3/x)

65 The Henry Nowak story is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd was...only its real.

He died because of racism.

Anti-white racism.

Oh and Britain trying to replace its native population.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 07:11 PM (sKqQm)

66 Duncanthrax

Do we have the strategic life to get the best of the UK out? And what about the RN submarines?

Well, the RN is in such bad maintenance shape that NAVSEASYSCOM would be an upgrade. Most of their ships and subs are in long-term maintenance, and are not sea-worthy.

Plus the Warrant Officers in the SAS are leaving well before time, which hits the best British Army unit hard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:01 PM


We have the lift, especially air assets. They have six fleet submarines (SSNs), of the Astute class (with one further Astute-class boat currently under construction), and four ballistic missile submarines (SSBNs), of the Vanguard class. Like the U.S. surface forces, they have had maintenance issues that extend the operations of the rest of the fleet. This seems to have had significant impact on recruiting and retention, both of which are operating a positive feedback cycles, further exacerbating their problems.

I have heard (but don't know, obviously) that they really have one operational SSBN, and perhaps 2 SSNs.

Their sub officers are quite good, in because of the Punisher program that they must pass (25+% failure rate) to be posted as an XO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

67 Easy enough to fix. Don't get stabbed in England. Problem solved.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (vIovI)

68 It's a good thing Southampton coppers aren't armed as they are thugs.
Whaling on protestors' necks with the edges of their riot shields.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (LmPA0)

69 > they won't accept what you say
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (sKqQm)

About 90% of their useful idiots are still convinced that Kyle Rittenhouse shot three black people, rather than a white pedophile, a white granny basher, and a white communist carrying an illegal pistol.

Shoot three people at random and bag three felons.
What are the odds?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (IG3/x)

70 Disturbingly, I could actually picture a heretical sophist taking "servant leadership" in precisely that direction...

When I wash tranny's feet, its not in a gay way.

Nor when I wash their lady balls.

Also, my erection is out of agape not pedestrian lust like you people who aren't as Christian as I

Posted by: David French at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (sKqQm)

71 Easy enough to fix. Don't get stabbed in England. Problem solved.

/spit
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (vIovI)


More like, "Don't be a racist *by* getting stabbed in England."

Posted by: Dr. T at June 04, 2026 07:14 PM (jGGMD)

72 Mohammed Rage sounds like a fake name.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM (2UnvF)

73 65 The Henry Nowak story is everything the FNM claimed the George Floyd was...only its real.

He died because of racism.

Anti-white racism.

Oh and Britain trying to replace its native population.
Posted by: 18-1

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I think it's a lot worse.
Even if the Lefty story of Floyd was true, so what? (to be clear, it was not true) Thug passes phony money, resists arrest, and dies while being held down using approved technique by a cop 1/2 his size. When cops see he is in distress they did everything they could.

This is much much worse.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM (gcHiW)

74 Animals. Savages. We have become the third world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM (D1E+2)

75 Easy enough to fix. Don't get stabbed in England. Problem solved.

/spit
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (vIovI)
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Or ban kitchen knives, while excluding "ceremonial" kirpans.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM (rj6Yv)

76 Duncanthrax

I thought we imported some of the Perisher training into our SSN XO/C0 pipeline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

77 Its interesting, the rape gangs didn't stir the British populace, nor did an immigrant stabbing little girls.

But perhaps finally the cops helping a Sikh murder a white guy will rouse them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 07:17 PM (sKqQm)

78 > Arabs aren't fond of Turks, and vicey versa.
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:10 PM (rj6Yv)

And they both hate Kurds, Iranics (Iran and Afghanistan), Indians, Berbers....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:17 PM (IG3/x)

79 And they both hate Kurds, Iranics (Iran and Afghanistan), Indians, Berbers....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:17 PM (IG3/x)
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It goes double for Berbers.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (rj6Yv)

80 > Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (vIovI)

Warm enough for you? Looks like we're gonna have summer after all.

I'm sitting in front of a fan with a glass of iced tea.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

81 I'll say it again:
Californians are the cops standing over the victim bleeding to death and fretting about potential racism.

You have to verify the racial victim stack of all involved before you can determine if a crime has been committed.

Here's more:
If it had been Henry who called the cops, that he'd been stabbed--he'd have bleed out.
But only because they never would have shown up.

The only reason the cops arrived as quickly as they did is because they were sure they were responding to a Racial Hate Crime.

That is the one call that will scramble more cops and faster than anything else.
Even more than "officer down."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (73/SM)

82 Rodrigo Borgia

The IRCG is making so many new Arab friends of Iran these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

83 Can we turn the human hating WEF thugs to pick Islam first as a target of depopulation?

Gates want white conservatiove Americans to be killed first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

84 Mohammed Rage sounds like a fake name.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM


That was my thought as well and I suspect we are being gaslighted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 07:22 PM (0N4FZ)

85 Dr T.

You are far kinder, and more cautious online, than me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

86 Dr T.

You are far kinder, and more cautious online, than me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

87 Is that queer Starmer kneeling on his gaywad knees?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

88 > But only because they never would have shown up.


Kind of the opposite of the old Richard Pryor bit about how to get an ambulance in the ghetto.

"Call up and say 'There's five n*****s killing a white woman!'"

(instant sound of squealing brakes)

"Where's the body?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:23 PM (IG3/x)

89 > The IRCG is making so many new Arab friends of Iran these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

They are good at winning friends and influencing people, aren't they?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:23 PM (IG3/x)

90 Warm enough for you? Looks like we're gonna have summer after all.

I'm sitting in front of a fan with a glass of iced tea.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

Holy crap! We are in Denali State Park this week, and it has been 80 during the day. Luckily, it all cools off at night, and we have plenty of gin and tonic, so all is well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:25 PM (vIovI)

91 There were two moments where the crowd had the bobbies backing up. There were a thousand people on that street and they could have trampled those cops. That would have been a defining moment for the Brits.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:25 PM (5P5DO)

92 This was nothing like George Floyd !!

By continuing to compare, it legitimizes the outrage over Floyd . It doesn't matter that the intention is to compare how hypocritical the Left is.

Just IMHO.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 07:25 PM (WNOcj)

93 Note the other part of the story the Brit authorities are protecting even more than the Crown Jewels:

What racist thing it was that Henry is alleged to have said.

It's on the 999 call.

They don't want the public to know what lie the killer libeled his victim with.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 07:26 PM (73/SM)

94 Wasn't there another one... oh yeah, the one in Cali with the two dudes who murder suicided. We REALLY stopped hearing about that one quick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)

I think that was because they were tranny wannabes .

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 07:27 PM (WNOcj)

95 > Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:13 PM (vIovI)

Warm enough for you? Looks like we're gonna have summer after all.

I'm sitting in front of a fan with a glass of iced tea.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/

I had the air on only two or three days this year. I just turned it on.

Al Gore shall lead us through this global cooling.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:27 PM (Sco7b)

96 > and we have plenty of gin and tonic, so all is well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:25 PM (vIovI)

Excellent idea. Gin and tonic water just went on the weekend shopping list.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:28 PM (IG3/x)

97 tcn, Cheers, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:28 PM (5P5DO)

98 >> That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?

Why, they took the word of the Cultural Enricher and Diversity Civil Society Strengthener who explained the evil native Brit was racist, which they all are, don't you know, and attacked him.

The word of the Cultural Enricher was gold. One of the cops even said "I don't think so, mate" or something like that when the evil native Brit said he'd been stabbed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

99 George Floyd killed himself. Epstein did not kill himself. Henry Nowak did not kill himself. In none of these cases was race an issue, nor should it be.

The irrational is starting to triumph over the rational, and it is deeply disturbing.

I mean, I get to be irrational when it involves protecting my grandbaby, but not to the point where I ruin my chances of keeping him safe and happy.

This kind of irrationality is only of Satan. I suspect, as Jesus said, this kind can only be driven out by prayer and fasting.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:29 PM (vIovI)

100 Karmelo Anthony Trial Protests Erupt Outside Courthouse

Supporters Chant ‘Self-Defense is Not a Crime’

Posted by: Islam Smislam at June 04, 2026 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

101 Mohammed Rage sounds like a fake name.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at June 04, 2026 07:15 PM


That was my thought as well and I suspect we are being gaslighted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 07:22 PM (0N4FZ)

Look up his full name.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 07:29 PM (WNOcj)

102 Crypto fan?

63 Arrested, Crypto Millions Frozen As FBI, DOJ Team Up With Meta, Coinbase And Starlink To Bust...
Many scam centers are run from Laos, Cambodia, and Burma along the border with Thailand, across several industrial-scale compounds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:30 PM (ZwdAr)

103 A new islamic rage boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:30 PM (5P5DO)

104 97 tcn, Cheers, darlin
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:28 PM (5P5DO)



You all should see the view of Mt McKinley from our campsite. People pay thousands of dollars to come up here to see it and never do, because of weather. It has been blue sky clear all week, and just lovely.

It is basically our back yard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:31 PM (vIovI)

105 > By the way, what was the British cops' claim? That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (n7rxJ)

I think it's because it was mostly internal bleeding.

Chest cavity filled up with blood. Lungs no worky.

Curtains, no curtain call.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:31 PM (IG3/x)

106 At Wired: "Jeff Bezos Is Funding a Wild Hunt for the Brain’s ‘Core Algorithm’"

while True do:
Oooh! Piece of candy!

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

107 It is basically our back yard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:31 PM (vIovI

Very cool.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

108 tcn, send a picture to Doof.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:32 PM (5P5DO)

109 I suspect Rodrigo can see the mountain from Anchorage these days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:33 PM (vIovI)

110 Dont worry lefties...

When it's war, you'll know

Thank yourselves. I hope it's quick for our sake though.

Maybe a year or so. It won't take long.
You see, we can only take so much. There won't be fighting in the streets. Youll just disappear.. methodically. When you get the people involved who just want to be left alone, vigilantism would be too easy.

Think of what fed-uo MAJORITY will be able to accomplish when we decide to no longer worry about laws and consequences.

You keep screaming for civil war.

Pray you don't get it

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 04, 2026 07:33 PM (hauj+)

111 Holy crap! We are in Denali State Park this week, and it has been 80 during the day. Luckily, it all cools off at night, and we have plenty of gin and tonic, so all is well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:25 PM (vIovI)
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Nice. Does the gin and tonic keep the biting bugs away?

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

112 > Supporters Chant ‘Self-Defense is Not a Crime’
Posted by: Islam Smislam at June 04, 2026 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

However, giving your kid the name "Karmelo" should be.

That shit (or "Sha'ni'qua", or "Antwaan", or...) should be prima facie evidence for the termination of parental rights.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:34 PM (IG3/x)

113 "Does the gin and tonic keep the biting bugs away?"

For external use only.

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

114 108 tcn, send a picture to Doof.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:32 PM (5P5DO)

I shall endeavor, dear heart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:35 PM (vIovI)

115 > 109 I suspect Rodrigo can see the mountain from Anchorage these days.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:33 PM (vIovI)

Very likely. I'll remember to take a peek north the next time I'm out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 04, 2026 07:36 PM (IG3/x)

116
I'm LOLing. According to a Daily Mail report, Bari Weiss and her crew are considering Joe Rogan to do segments for 60 Minutes.....

I doubt he'd care to do that, really. He's bigger than any legacy media by far now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)

117 By the way, what was the British cops' claim? That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:51 PM (n7rxJ)

Bleeding and dying white boy

Its the law.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 07:37 PM (lCppi)

118 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)

He's not the brightest bulb in the room though he does have thoughts and opinions that people listen to.

Still can't get past his support for Bernie Ssnders to take him seriously.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 07:39 PM (WNOcj)

119 I went on an Inland Passage cruise last year. The weather cooperated, mostly. Spectacular views, especially through Glacier Bay, in all its chilly, overcast glory.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:39 PM (rj6Yv)

120 >>> I'm LOLing. According to a Daily Mail report, Bari Weiss and her crew are considering Joe Rogan to do segments for 60 Minutes.....

I doubt he'd care to do that, really. He's bigger than any legacy media by far now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb)



I wonder if he's still on contract in any way to NBC.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)

121 US Sellers Pull Homes Off Market At Near-Record Pace As Buyers Balk At High Prices
With March home prices across the US sliding sequentially almost 0.2%, and rising just 0.83% YoY, the weakest annual appreciation since July 2023...
... the balance in the real estate market is rapidly shifting away from a sellers' market. And sellers are not happy.
_ZH

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (ZwdAr)

122 Nice. Does the gin and tonic keep the biting bugs away?
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

No, but they aren't bad yet. Too early in the season for the black flies and the mosquitos are getting a slow start this year, thank heaven.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (vIovI)

123 I admit to having watched more Rogan than 60 Minutes over the last decade, but if it's a choice btw those two, I'll take vanilla.

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

124 Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith is under fire after calling Islam a "demonic death cult" and saying he "hates Islam"...
while also saying he loves Muslims and hopes they convert to Christianity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------------

That's right.
Convert or go home.

That's generous. They should leave with their possessions if not be thrown out with nothing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026
M

He should be under fire for being completely right.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (lCppi)

125
minnesota needs to be cast adrift into lake superior because as we all know lake superior never gives up it's dead.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Respectfully disagree. Fuck 'em. Just like California. Fuck them too. Lefties and 7th century savages do NOT get to keep the good parts of our Republic.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (QVmho)

126 I assume there can be lawsuits filed by the family against the police but its the UK so I don't know. But some type of punishment needs to meted out against the police.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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In the US, a private citizen could be charged with negligent manslaughter. A cop? If the department wants to.protect him, there's a legal argument about sovereign immunity. Going by the lack of action, I'd say nobody is charging them with anything.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 04, 2026 07:41 PM (ezP9C)

127 114 108 tcn, send a picture to Doof.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:32 PM (5P5DO)

I shall endeavor, dear heart.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:35 PM (vIovI)

I can't find his email. Will t-rex suffice?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:41 PM (vIovI)

128 Or I can send it to you, and you can pass it on?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 07:42 PM (vIovI)

129 tcn, yes it will.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:42 PM (5P5DO)

130 tcn, I am in computer hell at the moment so go with your first choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5P5DO)

131 US Sellers Pull Homes Off Market At Near-Record Pace As Buyers Balk At High Prices
With March home prices across the US sliding sequentially almost 0.2%, and rising just 0.83% YoY, the weakest annual appreciation since July 2023...
... the balance in the real estate market is rapidly shifting away from a sellers' market. And sellers are not happy.
_ZH
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026


***
About time. I've been balking at high prices since I started looking online at houses in 2019.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 07:43 PM (wzUl9)

132 That shit (or "Sha'ni'qua", or "Antwaan", or...) should be prima facie evidence for the termination of parental rights.

The new hotness amongst people of that particular, uhh, strata is to soak pineapple spears in Kool-Aid and Henessey. Makes purple drank seem healthy.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 07:44 PM (5hs8R)

133 nood

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

134 >>>When you get the people involved who just want to be left alone, vigilantism would be too easy.

>Conscription will always change the ROE. There will be no quarter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 07:45 PM (D1E+2)

135 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 07:45 PM (TsnvK)

136 Respectfully disagree. Fuck 'em. Just like California. Fuck them too. Lefties and 7th century savages do NOT get to keep the good parts of our Republic.

100%. California the geography is awesome and I love it. Democrats don't deserve it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 07:45 PM (tUj8P)

137 US Sellers Pull Homes Off Market At Near-Record Pace As Buyers Balk At High Prices"

Short:

These prices are just too damn high!

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 07:46 PM (j6kSc)

138 > By the way, what was the British cops' claim? That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

-----------------
"He spoke very softly, we could barely hear him!"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 07:46 PM (gcHiW)

139 "sellers are not happy."

Rising home values = higher prop taxes. Who needs that shit?

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 I would love to see a 60 minutes segment

"A few minutes with Alex Jones"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (gcHiW)

141 Elon's fault

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer met with Nowak's family and publicly accused Elon Musk of trying to "whip up division" in the UK following Musk's commentary on the murder and policing

>BBC, 4 hours ago, Henry Nowak deserves legacy that goes beyond tragedy, says PM

In part, "The prime minister's meeting with the Nowak family came after he accused Elon Musk of trying to "whip up division" in the UK over the murder.

Billionaire X owner Musk has posted several times on his platform criticising the police response.

Sir Keir told reporters on Thursday: "When we have a terrible case like Henry's case, Henry Nowak, we react calmly, as his family have done."

On Tuesday night protests about the case in Southampton left 11 police officers injured."
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>BBC, 8 hrs. ago, Woman falsely identified as officer in Nowak case 'scared for safety'

In part, "Hill criticised Grok, which is part of Elon Musk's xAI group, for the "chaos" it caused by misidentifying her, and Hampshire police for not publicly confirming she was not involved."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (NFX2v)

142 By the way, what was the British cops' claim? That it was dark and they couldn't see the kid bleeding?

They'd been told the kid was racist, and racists don't get treatment.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (tUj8P)

143 @Osint613
2h
It has been going on for days. Two USAF aerial refueling tankers have been consistently operating over the Persian Gulf.

Usually means fighter jets are being refueled for ongoing missions, possibly escorting and protecting ships transiting the Hormuz
---

Or chili choppers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (ZwdAr)

144 Man, seeing McKinley (20,320'!) had always been a life goal. I'm jelly.

(I think the revised the height over the years, but that's what it was when I was a youngun.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 07:48 PM (gcHiW)

145 They can easily save 60 Minutes by introducing AI Andy Rooney. Done, and done.

Posted by: gp at June 04, 2026 07:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

146 In other entertainment news:

DC is proud to announce Trans-Wonder Woman

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

147 And sellers are not happy.
_ZH
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 07:40 PM (ZwdAr)

Weird. Why it's almost like a bunch of buyers have suddenly and continually been removed from the market.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:07 PM (zZu0s)

148 DC is proud to announce Trans-Wonder Woman
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

I saw a thumbnail to that effect. Comics, I assume? Typical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

149 They'd been told the kid was racist, and racists don't get treatment.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 07:47 PM (tUj8P)

Plus, the victim said he hadn't been stabbed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)

150 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

151 💖

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 08:14 PM (ZwdAr)

152 Norseman - Chieftain Rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsTpdqLFtoo

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 04, 2026 09:01 PM (jrgJz)

153 On the World Class MSC cruise ships there are Speak Easys located down in the bowels of the ship, accessible only by invite and attendance very limited. You need to either strike a up a conversation with a ship's officer or the 'correct bartenders'. Neither guarantee an invite, it is based for the most part on luck. Access is through the back wall of an old red British phone booth located on the promenade
. The vibe is 1920s 1930s, the drinks are period, as is the decor and attire. It was one hell of a good time, and the music was top shelf. A vid I made of a ripping sax player... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAh03Fx1WP8

Posted by: Coldwarvet at June 04, 2026 10:30 PM (7mr0r)

154 Oh, Yes! Don't politicize anything that's already been politicized to the nth degree. That would be racist.

Posted by: kurtz at June 05, 2026 04:20 AM (8EcwY)

NYT: Ex GF of Platner Says He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Coming soon: Claire McCaskill demsplains that fantasizing about homosexual rape of your enemies to prove your dominance is not psychopathic, but rather "authentic" and "blue collar."

Well this is definitely not the sexual assault exposé I was expecting, or that I got you amped for, but... eh, maybe for now, it's enough.

I don't want the SA stuff coming out yet (if it exists) anyway.

This feels like the NYT is warning Maine Kampf to withdraw before the next round of disclosures.

On Tuesday evening, after a whirlwind day in Washington, Graham Platner, the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine, rushed home.

Rumors were spreading from Portland to the Potomac about Mr. Platner's messy personal life, after news reports that he had sent sexual messages to women while married. Democratic senators were pressing him about whether more damaging revelations were coming. Journalists were swarming, staking out his hometown.

Amid the turmoil, Mr. Platner worked the phones, rolling through calls to ex-girlfriends who might publicly acknowledge that while he may have been a bad boyfriend, he was, in fact, a decent guy.

...

But in extensive conversations over the past two months, three other women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner offered a far more complicated assessment, describing volatile and "toxic" relationships that were unsettling and at times emotionally wrenching.

Mr. Platner could be charming and charismatic, they recalled in interviews, but also demeaning to women and, in at least one case, even physically threatening. He drank heavily and was regularly unfaithful.

He claims it's all due to PTSD which is playing the role of Biden's Childhood Stutter in this narrative. Anytime he's discovered to be lying or abusive, he says it's his childhood stutter brought on by PTSD, and you cannot question him about it, or else you Hate the Troops.

...


Lyndsey Fifield, 40, a Virginia conservative who has worked for right-leaning groups and Republican campaigns, recalled him as "cavalierly contemptuous of women's emotions, of our 'weakness.'" Ms. Fifield, who dated Mr. Platner from roughly 2013 to 2015, said that his offensive online posts "reminded me of just how much he hated women."

Jenny Racicot, 41, a Maine Democrat, who said she dated him casually off and on between 2019 and 2021, said the posts deepened her belief that he did not respect women. "When I saw the old comments that he made online," she said, "I recognized a version of him that I had experiences with."

Some of the women also raised questions about his trustworthiness. Mr. Platner's insistence that he did not know that his tattoo was a Nazi symbol until it became a campaign issue last fall was simply not true, Ms. Fifield sai. After all, she said, he had taught her the word for it years earlier, referring to it as "my Totenkopf."

His campaign strongly denied that he knew what the tattoo stood for. And in a statement to The Times, Mr. Platner said he had "too often self medicated with alcohol, and was a far from perfect boyfriend" during what he described as a "very dark period of my life."

...

This article is based on interviews with more than two dozen people, including six women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner.

...

Mr. Platner could be rough with her, Ms. Fifield said, particularly when they were drinking, leaving her shaken and sometimes afraid. In the interviews, Ms. Fifield grappled with how to process her experiences. She was quick to note that he "never hit me, he never punched me."


But she said he regularly grabbed her by the shoulders -- sometimes hard enough to leave marks -- and, on one occasion, yanked her out of a cab by her wrist after an argument when she wanted to stay in the car.

During one argument, she recalled, he twisted her arm behind her back, shoved her into a bedroom and held the door closed from the other side so she couldn't get out, telling her to remain there until she was "calm." Eventually, Ms. Fifield said, she fell asleep and left the next morning.

"It hurt," she said. But she added: "It didn't cause an injury, it didn't break my arm."

...

Ms. Fifield also recalled that Mr. Platner's displays of weaponry and discussions of violence sometimes left her uneasy.

...

He had what she described as a "warrior ethos" and would fantasize about killing people he deemed a threat, she said. She said he told her that rape was about power.

It was something that stuck with her through the years, Ms. Fifield said.

"He said this a lot: If anybody ever broke in here, I would rape them," she recalled, saying that he added that it would not be in "a sexual way, not in a gay way."

"He was like, I would rape them to show them that I'm dominant," she said.

Is he a former reader? Does he not know that the quote is "I would f*** him, not in a gay way, but like a Viking"?

...

Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women while he and Ms. Fifield dated, also referred to women as "hatchet wounds," Ms. Fifield said, a crude term for female anatomy.

...

Ms. Fifield said she did not expect her friends to offer that corroboration because she did not tell anyone at the time, saying she had been embarrassed.

...

Caroline Lemp, who dated Mr. Platner for several months in 2013, described him as a "gentle giant." She said he never made her feel unsafe or showed any signs that he was struggling with the physical or mental effects of his military service.

Does that mean his PTSD excuse is a lie?

...

Last fall, a few months after announcing his campaign for Senate, Mr. Platner said that he had learned from news media inquiries that the tattoo on his chest was widely recognized as a Nazi symbol, and he moved to cover it.


...

"It was not until I started hearing from reporters and D.C. insiders that I realized this tattoo resembled a Nazi symbol," Mr. Platner told Politico in a statement in October. "I absolutely would not have gone through life having this on my chest if I knew that -- and to insinuate that I did is disgusting."

Ms. Fifield called that a lie.

Mr. Platner, she said, knew when they were dating years ago that the tattoo was a Nazi symbol, and that he called it "my Totenkopf."

"I would never have known what that was," she said. "He would joke about it being a Nazi tattoo."

Ms. Fifield said he told her that he and other members of his unit selected the tattoo because "they were like a death unit, they were killers," and saw a parallel between their unit and the Nazi Schutzstaffel, or S.S., unit, that used the skull-and-crossbones image.

"They literally, deliberately, selected it because it was relevant to their military unit," she said.

...


Throughout his campaign, Mr. Platner has presented his life as a story of recovery and personal growth.

He has described himself as "self-medicating and drinking heavily" and "becoming very emotionally distant" during his time in the military, which ended in 2012, he says, and the years immediately afterward. A relationship with a girlfriend while he was serving in the Marines "totally fell apart because I was just a wreck of a human being," he said in an interview with The Times last month.

Then, in 2016, he returned to his small hometown, Sullivan, Maine. With therapy from the Department of Veterans Affairs, he got treatment for PTSD, anxiety and depression and began to build a new life. In 2018, he took over an oyster farm from a family friend.

"Took over" sounds a lot like "was given as an act of charity towards a drug-addicted layabout bum."


Still, he stayed active on Reddit, offering a glimpse into his unvarnished thinking in more than 1,400 messages between 2016 and 2021, when he says he stopped posting.


...

"I'm a vegetable growing, psychedelics taking socialist these days," he wrote. "Still got the guns though, I don't trust the fascists to act politely." He has since said he abhors political violence.

But his relationships with women have remained complicated.

...


Asked about the post in a follow-up interview this spring, Ms. Racicot, who said she agreed with many of Mr. Platner's policies, said she had an off-and-on relationship with Mr. Platner and had positive memories.

But she was not shocked, she said, when she saw the incendiary comments he had made about women that have surfaced during the campaign. "I was like, that makes sense," she said. "This person does not respect women."

Ms. Racicot also said that in 2021 he arrived at her house drunk, after she had asked him not to come over. She declined to elaborate, but said she cut off contact soon after that episode and found his behavior "reckless" and "unsettling."

...

On the campaign trail, Mr. Platner has consistently worked to reassure voters who have been rattled by what they have read about his messy personal history. He has said that he had not lived a "very complicated" life.

Needless to say, Maine Kampf denies just about everything negative the women say about him.

Not really terribly damaging. Most stuff will be dismissed because it's from a "right wing" Republican, who apparently isn't all that right wing because she dates communists.

She confirms that he's lying about not knowing it's a Totenkopf tattoo, but Democrats don't really believe him about that, anyway. They know they're backing a Nazi. They are pro-Nazi, because they are antisemites and increasingly part of the Islamic jihad.

Is this all the New York Times has, or is this the first volley?

I don't know. I'd say it's the first volley, but this article doesn't seem to allow for the possibility that they spoke to other women who alleged sexual assault.

But then, that stuff seems to be about his "conquests" as a young nepo baby at Hotchkiss. None of the girls that would tell those tales would be categorized as women who dated him as an adult.

I guess we'll see.

It just might be that the former communications director for the National Man-Boy Lincoln Association got it wrong, if you can believe that. (Or did he hype it in order to make the story feel like a let down? Like false claims that Clinton got red faced and enraged during his deposition?)

Or, it could be that the NYT shied away from reporting the really toxic stuff they'd found.

During Pride Month, dude?!

DURING PrIde MoNtH dUdE??!?!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM




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1 Rape you like a Viking.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:22 PM (73/SM)

2 It's not gay when you only dream about it.
/s/ Barack Obama

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:22 PM (73/SM)

3 I saw Hatchet Wounds open for 4 Non Blondes at Lilith Fair '03

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2026 05:23 PM (sCxmP)

4 Who is Tim Miller? aside from being a gay man. I guess

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:24 PM (n3VHW)

5 I believe The Dems have until July 9th to replace him.. And why are we fighting so hard to keep Collins ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:25 PM (FtULh)

6 Remember when the Cory fellow literally ripped that girl's arm off and all of Con, Inc. ran to White Knight for her?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:25 PM (73/SM)

7 I mean, to be fair to Ed Markey, he *is* a complete f@#king idiot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (KltHd)

8 Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

That is sooooooo hot

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (sKqQm)

9 He did all this shit to them and yet they kept fucking him. Tell me again how women just want nice guys.

Posted by: I at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)

10 Well, I hope he doesn't kill and wife and commit suicide before all this is over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (n3VHW)

11 >>> Women Recall Platner Bragging That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"
===


Formerly of the military when they started letting in open homos the rate of men who rape their male enemies exploded.
... and they had to revamp their "sexual harassment" (SHARP) training, on line of course. They had a funny as hell pop-up for male on male rape - pretty much said "It's to show dominance, nor sexual".
Wish I had a screen capture of it (the pop-up was not in the downloadable pdf).
Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen in, like, forever. Had to be written by our new Muslim overlords - It's not 'gay' if you are on top.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

12 Platner sounds like perfect Dem senate material to me.....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (FtULh)

13 I believe The Dems have until July 9th to replace him.. And why are we fighting so hard to keep Collins ?
---
1) only if Planter withdraws, and why should he when polls show he is beating
2) Collins, who is literally a fascist Hitler who personally put a rapist on the Supreme Court, per the current version of Left Truth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (73/SM)

14 Tim Miller is a former Jeb! staffer who now does 24/7 democrat propaganda at The Bulwark where he conserves conservatism, conservatively.

He's also gay as a bluebird.

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle)

15 1 Rape you like a Viking.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Here I am!

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (gKWVE)

16 10-"his" wife

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (n3VHW)

17 Bernie Sanders looking forward

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (ifhUe)

18 "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Seems Platner spent a little too much time with the Taliban.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

19 If you gave most males on the Left a couple CC's of Testoterone, they'd all talk like this idiot. And, yes, in a GAY way.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

20 Politico writing up that article normalizing PTSD leading to gay rape fantasies as we comment.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (OoIEO)

21 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

22 Blood eagles all around

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (fE6HJ)

23 ---
1) only if Planter withdraws, and why should he when polls show he is beating
2) Collins, who is literally a fascist Hitler who personally put a rapist on the Supreme Court, per the current version of Left Truth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (73/SM)

I'm saying if things really go South and Platner is the Dem nominee they can replace him till July 9th

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (FtULh)

24 Sounds like Platner was a big fan of the prison rape scene in "American History X."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (cWLG3)

25 Thought it was the funniest thing I have seen in, like, forever. Had to be written by our new Muslim overlords - It's not 'gay' if you are on top.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:27 PM (/lPRQ)

Also not gay per the imams to get repeatedly pounded in the ass to make more room to hide a bomb.

Posted by: Not making this up at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/)

26 >>> I don't want the SA stuff coming out yet (if it exists) anyway.

Nazi SS or SA? What's the diff?
The homo raping and loving, that's the diff.

So, in a sense, the SA did come out. At least fantasies.



... in a way, this too is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (/lPRQ)

27 He's also gay as a bluebird.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle

Wouldn't bluebirds have to be straight in order for there to be little bluebirds?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (n3VHW)

28 "Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women"

Never quite heard infidelity put that way.

Posted by: RokShox at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (2ztDM)

29 So he dreams of using his foreskin as a mudflap ...
And admits he gets aroused and jerks off in portapotties ...

I'm thinking it wasn't nudes he was staring at in there ... but that sexy hot pile of blue and brown decorated with white.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (73/SM)

30 10 Well, I hope he doesn't kill and wife and commit suicide before all this is over.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Amazing we're at this stage when talking about a presumptive candidate for the leading party in Maine.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE)

31

Came here to ask if anyone has mentioned vikings.

Posted by: imp at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (kRWbU)

32 He's also gay as a bluebird.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (1wjle

Wouldn't bluebirds have to be straight in order for there to be little bluebirds?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:30 PM (n3VHW)

Surely you've heard of bluebeard.

Posted by: The bluebird of GAAAYYYY at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)

33
So many sick demented people.

It is horrific so many are making decisions about our country.

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (x4yF4)

34 "He is on a pathway to victory"

Huh. Same as us on the way to Warsaw

Posted by: zobie Heinz Guderian at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (0Iuar)

35 Thats what they call it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (bXbFr)

36
He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

_____________

*marks Platner down as "moderate"*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (O0L8i)

37 Yea, because straight guys always say they like raping their male enemies. Dude is gayer than a train of a dozen homos fucking each other in the ass in the local bus stop bathroom.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (Jb1oD)

38 Didn’t Susan Collins vote for that absolute slobbering idiot Jackson on SCOTUS? She’s an idiot for that, too.

Posted by: Jmel at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3TlS+)

39 Gay as a bluejay
Coz it rhymes

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (LmPA0)

40 He has a chance to be America's first openly coprophiliac Senator.

The brown streak on the fag flag needs a voice!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (73/SM)

41 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)

42 Pathway to victory = Wir farhen gegen England

Posted by: zombie Heinz Guderian at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (0Iuar)

43 39 Gay as a bluejay
Coz it rhymes
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (LmPA0)

That's what I was thinking too... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (FtULh)

44
The Democrats' Ernst Röhm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (O0L8i)

45 On the campaign trail, Mr. Platner has consistently worked to reassure voters who have been rattled by what they have read about his messy personal history. He has said that he had not lived a "very complicated" life.

What the hell does that even mean???

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

46 Oh My.

Posted by: David French at June 04, 2026 05:36 PM (dIske)

47 Hadrian I like that

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Are any of these women claiming they had sex with this homo? Or just vague ‘relationships’?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (Jb1oD)

49
It's OK, no fisting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (O0L8i)

50 IIRC, "Norsemen" is a satirical viking show. Bloody and funny. In one scene they went a raping. One of the victims, to save face, claimed he was really the rapist, that he raped the Viking with his anus.


"He was like, I would rape them to show them that I'm dominant," she said.

Rape with your anus would you, Platner?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (/lPRQ)

51 I thought it was "naked as a bluejay" or "jaybird".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (gKWVE)

52 There''s a bluebird in my heart
That wants to get out
But I won't let him

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 05:37 PM (wBaIH)

53

Maybe Claire mcCaskill needs to betaken by Rosa DLauro to be blue collar1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (x0n13)

54 "Is he a former reader? Does he not know that the quote is "I would f*** him, not in a gay way, but like a Viking"?"

Ok, I was going to say this when I read the headline, but ace proves my point:

No straight dude is going to say he wants to rape his male enemies. He might say he wants to fuck their wife or daughter. Seduce perhaps. But not the actual dude. Thats just gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

55 His campaign strongly denied that he knew what the tattoo stood for.
---
And which way did the media carry the water?

Yup.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)

56 These exposé’s only serve to strengthen the Dem resolve to cram Swastika Man down the throats of Maine voters.
The Dems like what he stands for and they especially like how much he irritates the sane among us.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 04, 2026 05:38 PM (FCPbW)

57 Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE

He seems like a "way out" there guy, and there have been several stories in the news lately of people killing themselves, their spouse and their children. Of course, Platner doesn't have any kids, but I can't understand being so enraged at your spouse that you would also kill your underage kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (looXz)

58 40 He has a chance to be America's first openly coprophiliac Senator.

The brown streak on the fag flag needs a voice!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (73/SM)



"PFFT!"


Ashley Biden from a Delaware shower room...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (x0n13)

59 And one tip that Platner likes to put it in the backdoor might have been that whole port-o-let thing.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 05:39 PM (gKWVE)

60 maybe the expression is gay as a bird of paradise

I dunno, I don't know gay stuff. Ask Graham Platner.

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

61 What the hell does that even mean???

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (Oy/m2)

It's complicated.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

62 He will still get 44% of the vote in November.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (73/SM)

63 Is the Maine Pain's panties wet from being up against a histrionic Nazi?

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (ddl1m)

64 To show dominance...

Yeah, that makes sense, that's why I do it, to show dominance!!!

Posted by: James Talarico at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)

65
Well, it IS Pride Month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (O0L8i)

66 One question, where did this ex girlfriend come from and why did she not come forward sooner? This sound just like the hit job they pulled on kavenaugh but it's apparently democrats doing it.


I get that the democrats are having some serious buyers remorse on this guy but I ain't buying a bogus "she said he said" claim at this point.


And before everyone goes off on me for defending the nazi, that is not what I am doing. I am tossing the same B$ flag on this story as I did on the kavenaugh mess and e jean "witch" carroll's rape story on Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (0N4FZ)

67 We all will still have our memories of dear Piper. God bless her soul.

Posted by: Hamitchell at June 04, 2026 05:40 PM (tWkg3)

68 Didn’t Susan Collins vote for that absolute slobbering idiot Jackson on SCOTUS? She’s an idiot for that, too.
Posted by: Jmel at June 04, 2026 05:34 PM (3TlS+)


Susan Collins is a pretty terrible Republican, but she's about as good as it gets in Maine (New England) these days.

Platner is a demon psychopath.

Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (SHHm+)

69 The only way a white guy can stand out in the Democrat party....

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

70 NYT: Ex GF of Platner Says He Knew All About "My Totenkopf," Used Physical Force Against Her, Bragged That He Would Rape His Male Enemies, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Reminds me of that meme from Law & Order: SVU -

"I have relationships with women...but I have sex with men."

https://tinyurl.com/3vea4zw4

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (0CU3H)

71 So Platner being a violent homosexual WOULD explain a lot of things.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

72 "Mr. Platner, who had overlapping relationships with other women"

Never quite heard infidelity put that way.
Posted by: RokShox at June 04, 2026 05:32 PM (2ztDM)

'Her day planner has a lot of overlapping time blocks.'

It is unique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

73 Maine Totenkampf.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

74 @rkylesmith 56m
Platner had an AR-15 in DC? Isn’t that a crime?
x.com/rkylesmith/status/2062636705329320390

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 05:41 PM (diia5)

75 I can't understand being so enraged at your spouse that you would also kill your underage kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Medea of Gujarat -
tinyurl.com/mryf8tet

Posted by: the Greeks knew us at June 04, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

76 The senate, the.world's greatest delibrative body. This is wjat happens when you pretend Maineiacs are part of.civil society.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 05:42 PM (wBaIH)

77 As soon as you start talkin butt stuff, it's gay.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 04, 2026 05:43 PM (cS1cw)

78 Zed Platner.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)

79 There are thousands of gays celebrating Pride Month who are fantasizing an encounter with Platner. Ewww

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (gQKJe)

80 Really sick of dems leveraging all these weirdo vets. PTSD victims/truth to power John Kerry douche bag types. And now straight up psychos like Platner. Time to bring the draft back. Make the military a common experience again.

Posted by: Williebrownsmattress at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (jcCxK)

81 Obviously he's not a biologist because round peg square hole problem here.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (ddl1m)

82 Platner may be mentally disturbed from PTSD due to his military service, or equally likely, he may be mentally disturbed due to something else.
But either way, he is clearly mentally disturbed.

Severely.

So man, get some help, - and don't flaunt and expose your mental illness by running for an incredibly difficult and stressful office. What an idiotic move.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (lCppi)

83 69th SS Sturmbataillon "Maine"

Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (amcLV)

84 To reach straight males, the Democrats run Toxic Masculinity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)

85 gheg

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:45 PM (amcLV)

86 Why did the Ds pick Platner in the first place?

He's no Bill Bradley or Daniel Moynihan. He's a non-entity who we now find has more baggage than the Spirit airline lost and found.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2026 05:45 PM (dtajH)

87 I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Posted by: Platner at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (nCTkv)

88
How many MENA "migrants" are now in Maine? They might think the world of a Nazi candidate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (O0L8i)

89 Graham Platner means he will rape the opposition with shovel handles, which is better than rape rape. So, that's a comfort. /s

Photos of a dead man hanging from the "Partisan Tree" with a shovel handle shoved up his bum.

Richard Pipes' book: The Russian Revolution.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 05:46 PM (73YOJ)

90 They're going to give Platner The Rapist the hook and replace with Mills.

They're not even trying hard to hide it.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (ddl1m)

91 To reach straight males, the Democrats run Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: Axeman


Platner eats a dozen dicks for breakfast every day, to show dominance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

92 There's a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.

Perhaps I should befriend it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (amcLV)

93 I would still like to see some info about Platner's contracting work in Iraq. Might be something interesting if this guy is as crazy as he seems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (gQKJe)

94 Look, the rank and file Democrats love this guy. They dislike the scrutiny.

That's it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)

95 And "SA" doesn't even mean sturm abteilung, in this context!

Posted by: KLA at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (R1Eqe)

96
Old: The Boys from Brazil

New: The Boys from Bangor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (O0L8i)

97 I still think Platner will win the senate seat.

Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (o8srJ)

98 Look, the rank and file Democrats love this guy. They dislike the scrutiny.

That's it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)
---
The average Dem male voter likes to keep things on the downlow.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

99 I want to go on record that I have never wanted to rap3st any male or female Moron in any way. Not even the really hot ones I keep pictures of on my basement shrine next to the goat head.



Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (S8yFn)

100 Put me in coach! I'm ready.

Posted by: Robert Torricelli at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (0Iuar)

101 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)

102 92 There's a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.

Perhaps I should befriend it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 05:47 PM (amcLV)
---
Maybe it's like Lassie, trying to alert someone that Timmy's trapped in a well.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (cWLG3)

103 101 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)
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I do NOT want to know what he means by "oysters."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (cWLG3)

104 Crows are old.

Buzzards are where the fun is.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (S8yFn)

105 I used to hear this a lot from Democrats -
Believe All Women!

Your move, Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (5rh/l)

106 Not even the really hot ones I keep pictures of on my basement shrine next to the goat head.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill

Well that’s comforting

Posted by: Kratwurst at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (36bTp)

107 Old: The Boys from Brazil

New: The Boys from Bangor

Or Banghim

NTTAWWT

Posted by: couch fucker at June 04, 2026 05:53 PM (0Iuar)

108 Captain Obvious

This kid must have befriended birds. He won his school talent context by imitating 50 bird calls:

https://tinyurl.com/37z82rvn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:54 PM (n3VHW)

109 As for Platner...

It's a rare angry pervert drunk addict that hasn't beat the shit out of a woman at some point. Comes with the territory. The shit is baked in.

This is a dog bites man story.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:54 PM (S8yFn)

110 Can't this wait until after the primary?

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (4NO2D)

111 110.

That's what Gacy said.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (S8yFn)

112 "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Well, that's a lot of what homosexual sex is: dominance.

Posted by: GWB at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (kU0PQ)

113 Sorry nazi, that is the gay way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

114 I still think Platner will win the senate seat.
Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 05:49 PM (o8srJ)

I think not. The dems are sabotaging him; if he remains standing, the republicans will easily pick the remaining shreds of flesh from his sick bones.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:56 PM (lCppi)

115 Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Well, that's a lot of what homosexual sex is: dominance.
Posted by: GWB at June 04, 2026 05:55 PM (kU0PQ)

Like Talariico says: it all comes down to Top v. Bottom.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 05:57 PM (lCppi)

116 The Onion

"Why do all these faggots keep sucking my cock?"

Posted by: Harun at June 04, 2026 05:58 PM (IuIym)

117 Platner tried raising rape dogs, so he knows it's got some problems.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

118 It's a sure thing that, if elected, Platner will systematically sodomize each and every member of the Senate, even the ones who profess to not enjoy it already.

I expect at least 57 members will get in line for seconds.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (S8yFn)

119 Totally OT- This "Babylon Bee" story made me laugh:

https://tinyurl.com/ypszj3fx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (n3VHW)

120 Wait, let's think this through, he gets elected and then rapes Corey Booker on the senate floor to show his dominance.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)

121 Welp, Platner's off to bear country again. Hope he manages not to get raped this time.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 06:00 PM (gKWVE)

122 --Not in a gay way, just thorough so he knows it's the best sex he's ever going to have!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (Fi81e)

123 Article at Federalist says we should be getting a ruling from the Supreme Court this month on making voting on Election day

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)

124 120.

Sthpartacuth can't shut up long enough.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:01 PM (S8yFn)

125
The forthcoming marriage of Sen. Graham Platner and Sen. James Talarico was announced today...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 06:02 PM (O0L8i)

126 The View's new cast will be Rosario Dawson, Talarico's Beard, Mike Obama, and Platner's wife.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (S8yFn)

127 This makes sense. For instance, I suck dicks, but not in a gay way. More to show that I'm a people pleaser.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (dMKlf)

128 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?
Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM (Oy/m2)
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I do NOT want to know what he means by "oysters."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:51 PM (cWLG3)
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Fire Island nuggets.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (UJMvS)

129 Judging by the severe lack of vetting, and this guy's behavior, I can help thinking that there is likely a prison record somewhere...and likely not in the US. He's a prime example of the type guy to start a bar fight and not finish it.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 06:03 PM (dIske)

130 The last thing I saw that got beaten as often as a Democrat's wife had Everlast printed on it.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (S8yFn)

131
I saw My Totenkopf open for My Bloody Valentine at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in '01.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (iJfKG)

132 Now do you believe us when we tell you how deranged Democrats have become?

Posted by: GOP - swearsies at June 04, 2026 06:06 PM (UJMvS)

133 131 I saw My Totenkopf open for My Bloody Valentine at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in '01.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:04 PM (iJfKG)

WHAT!?

Posted by: Kevin Shields & co. at June 04, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

134 It's hard for me to keep up with all of these whack-a-doodles from around the country. Sounds like this guy is a keeper.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 06:07 PM (D1E+2)

135 To whoever in the Horde pitched this guy to the Dems, Bravo! They sidelined their governor for THIS?!?!?

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 06:08 PM (dMKlf)

136 Someone should set up Platner and E. Jean Carroll. A match made in heaven.

Posted by: LASue at June 04, 2026 06:08 PM (lCppi)

137 You know, I didn't think his porta-potty gooning was homosexual; the fecal connection is thin and tendentious. Fantasizing about sex with men is gay; getting off on poop smell is just deviant.

And I still think that he just sounds like a total psychopath, including with the whole wanting to rape intruders thing, although now I concede he may be a gay psychopath. Which means I do not believe for one second that he even has a hint of PTSD; that's just a flimsy cover for his psychopathy symptoms.

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (Sy6m/)

138 “There’s a crow cawing like crazy on my carport roof.
I was thinking interesting, but not really news.
“There’s a cow crowing like crazy on my carport roof.”
Now THAT would be news!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (3mtTi)

139 We now know that Platner is a perverted pervert.

Note that they tried to smear Trump because he banged a few super models in his youth.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (dtajH)

140 "That woman is a Republican operative! All unproven lies!"

"So we shouldn't believe her because she's conservative and therefore must be lying about a Democrat to hurt him politically?"

"Damned straight!"

"So then we shouldn't believe Christine Blasey Ford's allegations against Kavanaugh because she's a democrat who was just trying to hurt him politically?"

"What? NO! Wait, what did you say? No, that's bullshit! BULLSHIT! You're ... you're ... you're just distracting from the Epstein Files!"

Posted by: Conversation With A Retard at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (qUkBO)

141 I think I called this one several days back.

They're pushing him out AND on the way out, rebranding him as a hypermasculine what can you do frat boy.

No room in people's minds for two mental images of a guy so the Nazi Pedo Kid Dating stuff essentially vanishes down the memory hole having been replaced by a ultra masculine womanizer slash whatever. And the Democrats need this Power Male Energy back, having had it summarily destroyed by Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 06:09 PM (vE0+H)

142 Ms. Racicot also said that in 2021 he arrived at her house drunk, after she had asked him not to come over. She declined to elaborate, but said she cut off contact soon after that episode and found his behavior "reckless" and "unsettling."


Golly, she sure is strict!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 06:10 PM (wVcYX)

143 Afternoon, all,

I received my home inspection report on this potential purchase. There are not a few red flags, like outdated electrical equipment (screw-in fuses and ungrounded receptacles, e.g.) that would horrify the insurance co. There's termite damage to the garage. Worst of all, the A/C unit is from 1991 -- near the end of its life. I can just imagine my moving in during July and having the A/C die on me.

I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

144 Hilariously he actually was a member of Blackwater which the left was hysterical over being kill crazy mercenaries.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (YwEeS)

145 Shasta County voters approved a ballot measure that would require hand-counting ballots and voter ID, conflicting with California election law.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (73YOJ)

146 While Platner does have issues, we can't ignore the need for men like this to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

147 Told the spouse, this is a nothingburger...no evidence of anything, he said she said...below Jay Jones scandal level, and Jay Jones had publishable evidence with the texts...

Ds will still blue no matter who with this...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (tOcjL)

148 Oh, and I do believe that Platner does, in fact, have a chance to be the Democrat Presidential nominee. An ambiguously gay Nazi-loving psychopathic nepo baby is precisely where that party is now.

Graham Platner/Hasan Piker '28:
Make America Socialist Nationally!

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 06:12 PM (Sy6m/)

149 I see the usual suspects in the gop senate voted with the dems to stop the ballroom. Collins was one of them.

So I guess we'll just have a big hole there for at least a year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 06:13 PM (n5tGW)

150 Man, the Dems sure can pick 'em, huh?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 04, 2026 06:13 PM (XMwZJ)

151 143 Afternoon, all,

I received my home inspection report on this potential purchase. There are not a few red flags, like outdated electrical equipment (screw-in fuses and ungrounded receptacles, e.g.) that would horrify the insurance co. There's termite damage to the garage. Worst of all, the A/C unit is from 1991 -- near the end of its life. I can just imagine my moving in during July and having the A/C die on me.

I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

Termite damage would scare me the most - you need to know how old that damage is, and if it's continuing.

I don't do mold issues and I don't do termite issues...

AC can be replaced, as can electrical stuff (that's easy, if not the cheapest), but termites and mold can pretty much take down an entire house...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (tOcjL)

152 Every pick is more Leftists than the lsst pick

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

153 The women's statements are interesting. The one thought he was pretty normal. The other two use language that make me wonder if they might use the same way to trash any ex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

154 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

155 ... based on interviews with more than two dozen people, including six women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner.

**********

At least 24 people, of which six were women.
This phrasing would suggest romantic involvement with at least 18 men.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (qgHp7)

156
This fantasizing about raping some guy to show his dominance-

strikes me as about a half-step away from being some kind of p3do fantasy.

He's all but advertising his sickness.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (iJfKG)

157 Interview his neighbors growing up. Their Cats would just disappear.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (wGerL)

158 Yay, democrats in Maine are having a bad time.

Meanwhile, in the most populated state...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (XuXeR)

159 Yeah, I'd say the ac being old is not the worst thing there Wolfus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

160 Is anyone else from his unit going to be interviewed?

Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (o8srJ)

161 150.

Platner doesn't want to do anything to us that Lizzy Graham and the GOPe don't.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (GN7VS)

162 And then fix it myself cause I'm a cheapskate.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

163 I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:11 PM (wzUl9)

Replacing electrical and A/C unit, alone, would probably be $20K at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:17 PM (6ydKt)

164 Newsom, the governor who couldn't build a choo choo train in 10 years with 4X cost overruns says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 06:17 PM (ddl1m)

165 157 Interview his neighbors growing up. Their Cats would just disappear.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (wGerL)

---
I guess they ruled out Haitians and aliens.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (cWLG3)

166 BTW, this is not THE story that is about to hit. That one is coming from the Washington Post.

Posted by: Splatner at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (qUkBO)

167 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026


***
Which I have no idea how to price. The home is vacant, an estate sale, not listed as "as-is." But the sellers (I've been told) probably have no real interest in fixing anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (wzUl9)

168 If you can get the price of the house dropped by $30K because of all the issues it might be worth it, Wolfus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

169 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

170 I guess some of this is what you should expect from an older home . . . but I dunno if I'm ready for all this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026
*
Replacing electrical and A/C unit, alone, would probably be $20K at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026


***
Then I probably should do like the proverbial Arab: Fold my tent and silently steal away into the night.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (wzUl9)

171 At least 24 people, of which six were women.
This phrasing would suggest romantic involvement with at least 18 men.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM (qgHp7)
That would make him S.A. instead of S.S.

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 06:19 PM (LHPAg)

172 Wolfus, those issues would cause me to reduce my offer by whatever it would cost to fix it.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:15 PM


+5% more for the trouble.

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

173 He sounds like a modern day dreamboat.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (+rSJz)

174 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026


***
Originally from 1923, says the listing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)

175 I was going to say $30-50k to fix.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

176
Wolfus,

Termites would make this a no go for me.

I'm assuming it's an old wood-frame type house.

And yes, if you do go through with this, I'd make them reduce your cost by what the repairs cost.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (iJfKG)

177 Sounds to me The Party has decided he should not be the candidate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

178 A 100 year old house is going to always have something wrong.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

179 174 How old is the house? Screw in fuses would be older than the 70s.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026

***
Originally from 1923, says the listing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)

How much did they want? Is it $30-50K off $100K or $1M or somewhere in between. That probably will also help the decision.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (tOcjL)

180 the cat was ... mutilated ..

Posted by: toby928(c) at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (4NO2D)

181 Funny, Trump's two ex-wives said good things about him, mostly.

Planter Fascist had a long list of ex-lovers that trash him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

182 "Hmm, maybe I should break into Platner's house this weekend, might be fun!"

Posted by: Gay Men of South Berwick at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (qUkBO)

183 James Talarico likes to dress up in a french maid costume to sexually service multiple men but he qualifies it as being, "Not in a Gay Way," But to Show "I'm Dominant"

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (3uBP9)

184 Termites would make this a no go for me.

I'm assuming it's an old wood-frame type house.

And yes, if you do go through with this, I'd make them reduce your cost by what the repairs cost.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2026


***
True, the inspector found the termite damage (but no live insects) only in the garage. But termites can travel!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (wzUl9)

185 175 I was going to say $30-50k to fix.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)

Yup, depends on how far the termites have munched their way in, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

186 In 2018, he took over an oyster farm from a family friend.

Ben Shapiro revealed that his "oyster farm" has exactly one customer: his mommy's restaurant.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf)

187 Or is it Plantar Fasciitis?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

188 You just wonder what were the discarded ideas of conditions that would want to make him rape a guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (ikSmX)

189 "Hmm, maybe I should break into Platner's house this weekend, might be fun!"
Posted by: Gay Men of South Berwick at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM



We were there first.

Posted by: The Men of Kut at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)

190 Some people can live with old houses. It's a constant renovation. You become the caretaker of something that is older than you and could very well outlast you.

Same with old cars.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

191
Newsom, the governor who couldn't build a choo choo train in 10 years with 4X cost overruns says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.
Posted by: torabora

==============

And at the same time, he coyly laughed, wriggled his shoulders, and said Why no, I haven't made up my mind to run for president!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (n7rxJ)

192 How much did they want? Is it $30-50K off $100K or $1M or somewhere in between. That probably will also help the decision.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026


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They asked for $135K. Taking, say, $35K off of that would probably make them throw up their hands and say, "No thanks." And I'm kind of inclined to go along with them. I'd thought I had only cosmetic things to fix, and that maybe there would be some items I'd have to hire done. But there's quite a bit here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)

193 >>>extensive conversations over the past two months, three other women who had been romantically involved with Mr. Platner
---

Hey, ya, lookie here, Brown, that Platner fella had a whole lot of 'romancing' going on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:26 PM (ZwdAr)

194 If you still want the house you have nothing to lose by offering $90-100k. The worst they can do is say no.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

195 A 100 year old house is going to always have something wrong.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026


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The place appeared on my video tour to have been upgraded quite a bit. Instead of putting in carpet, they should have fixed a *lot* of other things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (wzUl9)

196 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:25 PM (wzUl9)

What's your gut telling you?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

197 Wolfus Aurelius,

It checks all your other boxes. Older houses all have a variety of issues.

Termites can be stopped, and piecemeal repairs can be extended for a while to not be a big budget item all at once.

The AC-- run it until dead. If it is a heat pump, those are not 20K.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:28 PM (u82oZ)

198 Dr Jill: this Platner guy sounds virile.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 06:28 PM (gQKJe)

199 Who knew that an oyster farmer would be a pervert and a violent person?

********

True desperation sets in when you just have no shucks left to give...

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (qgHp7)

200 > says he will finish Trump's ballroom project in just a year and provide housing for thousands of homeless on the White House grounds.
Posted by: torabora

==============

And at the same time, he coyly laughed, wriggled his shoulders, and said Why no, I haven't made up my mind to run for president!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (n7rxJ)
---

He's a little boy in the bathroom with a Playboy magazine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (ZwdAr)

201 Wolfus Aurelius

Your next novel can be an update of Mr. Blandings Rebuilds His Dream House.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

202 Wolfus,

There are hundreds of homes for sale out there.

I have bought and remodeled a few.

I would walk away unless you want to spend all your free time and money covered in sawdust and grime when you aren't at the Home Depot.

I guarantee you the home inspectors missed a lot of stuff you will discover in the coming months. Termite damage is a major red flag.

This sounds like something a flipper would buy but would never live in.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (+rSJz)

203 or the screenplay for the sequel to The Money Pit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)

204 He's a little boy in the bathroom with a Playboy magazine.
Posted by: Braenyard

Open to the men's fashion pages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

205
Sorry to O/T to the last thread, which I missed. I'm getting seriously bummed about the state of democracy in California, and America overall if you can thwart the will of voters this easily. Didn't someone tell me here once that literally any voter has standing to sue in cases of vote fraud? I know it would be impossible to prove, but just wondering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (n7rxJ)

206 If you still want the house you have nothing to lose by offering $90-100k. The worst they can do is say no.
Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026


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I . . . am of two minds. I've been saying, "I want a place I can move into and be comfortable right away. No fixer-uppers, no A/C replacement, no new roof." Of course I was prepared for painting and floors (I don't want carpet!), buying window blinds and other things. But this one might drain my bank account more than I am prepared for.

The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)

207 I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wVcYX)

208 My biggest thing would be the wiring. If it's as old as the house that would a major thing for me.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

209 Sticking your dick in some dudes crap filled hairy ass isn't gay if your doing it for the right reasons. And you have an angry boner instead of a happy one.

Posted by: Totally NOT Gay, really! at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (KGbDo)

210 If really 100 yo I would probably runaway. And I could do most of the work myself

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Lol...I just turned on the tv for a news update.

DisneyChannel was on with that Nervive commercial with the old guy and nerve pain. Things must be going well for Disney.


News

Deadly parasite
Missing Ameridans - 2 of them
Black teen killer
Blanche...


Too depressing. I'm trying to decide if KFC Canada will help cure depression or cause more depression.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

212 Skip knows of what he speaks.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (vFG9F)

213
What's your gut telling you?

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026

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To back away. This seems to be something I am not prepared to handle by myself, since Linda is not interested in coming along. If we were in it together, financially and emotionally, were eager to move, and loved the house, that would be one thing. This is different.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

214 ***
The place appeared on my video tour to have been upgraded quite a bit. Instead of putting in carpet, they should have fixed a *lot* of other things.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
---

Seen many houses in my AO that have not been repaired or refurbished but have been prepped by a crew. All the cracks are caulked, things are made to look square. The crew did a good job of 'painting over' a multitude of problems that first glance might not reveal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (ZwdAr)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (wzUl9)

216 {{{ Blonde Morticia }}}

All it takes is will to arrest the election counters, their supervisors, the CA Secretary of State, and the Governor. Lots of FBI, DHS, a spare Marine battalion, and the DOGE Boys.

These days that word arrest is covering a lot of heart-felt rage. I hear you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (u82oZ)

217 Too depressing. I'm trying to decide if KFC Canada will help cure depression or cause more depression.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

Fried chicken always cheers me up, but I'm Southern so it's genetic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (6ydKt)

218 Keep looking. You will find something better.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

219 Platner's homo fantasies remind me of an episode of how I met your mother where the couple Marshal and Lily were talking about how remarrying would happen if something happened to the other.

Marshal had this whole elaborate narrative of Lily dying, he has a period of mourning he comes to grips with it, starts his life again... lots of stuff here very well planned and executed, and then absolutely starts enthusiastically banging this one hot girl.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:34 PM (3uBP9)

220 Your next novel can be an update of Mr. Blandings Rebuilds His Dream House.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026


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A former boss of mine, who like me was a big movie buff, gave me a copy of that novel. I need to reread it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (wzUl9)

221 Or is it Plantar Fasciitis?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


*********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (qgHp7)

222 Blonde Morticia

Morticia in the Adams Family was a youthful influence. I still occasionally kiss a lady's hand, even if no French is spoken.

I usually say it took an Act of Congress to make me a gentleman. But Morticia was the first step into a wider world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:36 PM (u82oZ)

223 ***
To back away. This seems to be something I am not prepared to handle by myself, since Linda is not interested in coming along. If we were in it together, financially and emotionally, were eager to move, and loved the house, that would be one thing. This is different.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

I'm kind of happy if you make that choice. A few of the warnings above .... yeah.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)

224 Walk away Wolfus. I would, for the same reasons.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (vE0+H)

225

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Dozens of anti-immigration enforcement protesters who face federal criminal charges after they interrupted a Minnesota church service in January, accompanied by former CNN journalist Don Lemon, will not additionally face state charges, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

St. Paul City Attorney Irene Kao said in a statement that “current evidence is insufficient to meet that standard for criminal charges under Minnesota state statutes,” a determination heavily criticized by the lead pastor at Cities Church, where the protest occurred.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)

226 205
Sorry to O/T to the last thread, which I missed. I'm getting seriously bummed about the state of democracy in California,...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You're in the wrong state to worry about democracy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:37 PM (ZwdAr)

227 "The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues."

Yes, the answer to this is to spend some time and look around and educate yourself.

This costs nothing but can save you a lot of time, money and aggravation.

No offense.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (+rSJz)

228 The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:31 PM (wzUl9)


House prices are starting to come down, and may come down further, if that helps at all.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (rbvCR)

229 Plantar Fasciitis

**********

He's the heart and sole of the Democrat Party!

And Republicans' arch enemy.

But his campaign seems to be falling flat.

Posted by: muldoon at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (qgHp7)

230 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.

Maybe the Scooby Gang need to rip his mask off to reveal Red Skull.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)

231 Blond Morticia that cow got out of the barn decadesxago

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

232
{{{ Blonde Morticia }}}

All it takes is will to arrest the election counters, their supervisors, the CA Secretary of State, and the Governor. Lots of FBI, DHS, a spare Marine battalion, and the DOGE Boys.

These days that word arrest is covering a lot of heart-felt rage. I hear you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

==============

It's funny, "OUR DEMOCRACY IS AT RISK!!!" is all I hear from lefties, and my locale is being taken over by a network of crooks and little dictators.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (n7rxJ)

233 muldoon

Bravo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (u82oZ)

234 But his campaign seems to be falling flat.

Rachel Corrie, "I resemble that."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

235 Yes, the answer to this is to spend some time and look around and educate yourself.

This costs nothing but can save you a lot of time, money and aggravation.

No offense.
Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026


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Oh, I've been looking for some years -- all long distance, of course, because I want OUT of here. This is the first one I really liked enough to put in an offer on, and to pay for an inspection. I know better than to look at anything that says "has potential" or "as is."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:40 PM (wzUl9)

236 Blonde Morticia

Leftist lie. Power over others is their goal and brain-altering drug.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

237 House prices are starting to come down, and may come down further, if that helps at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026


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I've been hearing that for years, and have yet to see it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:41 PM (wzUl9)

238 Demons also lie, to fool Humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

239 No chick filet up there

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (bXbFr)

240 Ms. Fifield

Is that pronounced FI-field or Fif-ield?

Asking for The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (0sNs1)

241 If nothing else everyone will see how corruped the system is.
If got it right 17,000 constant 'heads' in a row .
But as always nothing will come of it for now

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

242 Anna Puma

You are wise. The Screwtape Letters covered this all so well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

243
The scary idea for me is that almost any place I can easily afford might have these kinds of issues.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

===============

Keep looking. My mom came thaaaat close to buying a house once but somehow it had to go to court for some sort of live auction -- someone else had the right to bid, not sure what the deal was. It was tense in that courtroom! My mom was bidding, this other person was bidding, and finally my mom called it off. SOLD to the other person.

She was disappointed when she left the courtroom, but started looking for other houses immediately. Found one MUCH better than the one she lost. She still drives by that one she lost and laughs with relief.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (n7rxJ)

244 230 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.

Maybe the Scooby Gang need to rip his mask off to reveal Red Skull.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD)

We're ignoring the pluses.

We haven't actually seen his videos of Satan worship and human sacrifices.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

245 41 garrett, the gay sex you have, is it sexual or just to show you're dominant?

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle)

Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 05:35 PM (dK+Kv)

That means you're gay.

https://youtu.be/alw9xTCUQFQ

Posted by: ICE T at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (l3cgK)

246 I am now waiting for Gojira to say to Pricks&Minidicks, "dude, you're radioactive."

Mom&Pop stores that deal in Legos are now putting up signs stating "We are not with Bricks & Minifigs."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

247 This sounds like something a flipper would buy but would never live in.
Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2026


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Yeah, I could buy this and rent it out for more than my house note. Of course it would no longer be my primary residence, and the renters would want me to fix things long distance. Not my speed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

248 If I were comfortable in California I would offshore enough money to make a stake or live comfortable (whichever one can afford) when the Palisades event comes to my neighborhood.

They are not wolves on the prowl, they are too stupid. But they will take complete advantage of every dreadful opportunity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:43 PM (ZwdAr)

249 Platner is a power-tripping Nazi fiend.
=====

Perfect Democrat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

250 Any updates on services for Piper?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (0sNs1)

251 Ha Ha! I just saw the art thread. It is so very random. lol

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

252
Keep looking. My mom came thaaaat close to buying a house once but somehow it had to go to court for some sort of live auction -- someone else had the right to bid, not sure what the deal was. It was tense in that courtroom! My mom was bidding, this other person was bidding, and finally my mom called it off. SOLD to the other person.

She was disappointed when she left the courtroom, but started looking for other houses immediately. Found one MUCH better than the one she lost. She still drives by that one she lost and laughs with relief.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026


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I hope that can happen to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

253 There can't be any services for Piper until the McCain funeral ends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (2GVsD)

254
Power over others is their goal and brain-altering drug.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

==============

So simple, and so terrifying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (n7rxJ)

255 The average Dem male voter likes to keep things on the downlow.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:50 PM


Not to mention Dem Presidents and Vice-President candidates.

Posted by: Barry O. & Timmy W. at June 04, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

256 Linda will be here soon for dinner, and I have to feed the furry thugs. Stirling the Walking Appetite is jumping up around me and giving little hinting squeaks. I know it's getting late if Dagny comes up to sit by me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

257 Duncanthrax

What????!!! Something happened to that very fit, health leader, Piper? She was so young and vibrant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

258 Fun Fact: Never give your renovations to one general contractor.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (D1E+2)

259 What happened to Piper? Did Fenelon get her?

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

260 Because of a typo...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

261 I was there when Buzzion got wacked. A slip of the keyboard and he was a ghost.

Posted by: fd at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

262 fd

Gotta keep an eye on FenelonSpoke. She comes across as a caring Minister of God's Word. But she can be a stone-cold killer. Don't turn your back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

263 nood



media

Posted by: banana Dream at June 04, 2026 06:48 PM (3uBP9)

264 Then Senator Claire McCaskill opened a restaurant door for me in DC over a decade ago and I pretended not to know her. She had a big smile and I hope was not thinking rapey thoughts about me in a blue collar fashion. Her smile fell when I nodded her way in thanks. (I was sneering inside).

I regally swept out the door with my posse (husband, son and DIL) and acted like it was my due, you peasant door opener!

This was the same night a lesbo tried to hit on me at the restaurant bar with my husband standing behind me.

I was apparently looking fantastic that night.

If Piper is not dead from kale, this is what I was wearing that autumn night: Wool burgundy houndstooth pantsuit, ivory lace silk blouse, ropes of pearls, and an antique lace hankie in the pocket. Suede burgundy pumps and purse. I felt pretty dang good, too, after a gin martini and some wine and good food.

I was always ready and willing to mess with Dems.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk)

265 Sociopath Definition:
(Yep, he checks all the boxes)

Strong disregard for social norms, laws or rules at home, at work, in school and other public places
Violating the rights of others
Minimizing others’ feelings and how they affect other people
Chronic manipulation, gaslighting, denial and deceit
Difficulty forming healthy relationships
Callousness and lack of remorse
Acting impulsively without concern for consequences
Attempting to gain power and control through aggression
A tendency toward petty crime, physical violence or fighting
Substance misuse

Posted by: epador at June 04, 2026 06:50 PM (dtcO3)

266 238 Demons also lie, to fool Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---

A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
The monkey thought that everything was on the square.
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back,
The monkey grabbed his neck and said,
"Now listen, Jack..."

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 04, 2026 06:50 PM (ZwdAr)

267 He's got a MAJOR mommy issues.

👉The cleverness of her regarding business(es) owned by she & 2nd husband; how is was mysteriously driven into the ground, and how she got it back well after that divorce.

Portland Press Herald
'Sullivan Harbor Farm of Hancock plans to reopen soon with a new owner'
After the FDA shut it down, the company has started to make repairs and prepare protocols that satisfy food safety practices. Feb. 2016

Platner's alleged VA multi-disability issues arose after his stint as a government contractor 2018, allegedly protecting a US Ambassador. Good timing for getting into the Waukeag Neck Oyster Company.

Website: Our story (in part) :

Graham Platner (left) was born and raised in Sullivan, where he lives with his wife Amy and their animals. After time in the military, he returned home in 2018 to get involved in oyster farming. In 2019 he took over operation of Waukeag Neck Oyster Company, slowly but sustainably making it a commercially successful small scale aquaculture operation. An inveterate diver and lover of the sea, he also runs a mooring service and serves as Harbormaster in Sullivan.

Animals? Disability?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v)

268 Platner's mom's 2nd husband had been (they were divorced) Ira Frantzman.

His son is Seth Frantzman.

Bio, in part: Seth J. Frantzman is the senior Middle East Correspondent and analyst at The Jerusalem Post. He has covered the war against Islamic State, several Gaza wars, the conflict in Ukraine, refugee crises in Eastern Europe, and also reported from Iraq, Turkey, Jordan, Egypt, Senegal, the UAE, Ukraine, and Russia since 2011. He is the author of three books: The October 7 War: Israel's Battle for Security in Gaza (2024), Drone Wars: Pioneers, Killing Machines, Artificial Intelligence, and the Battle for the Future (2021), and After ISIS: America, Iran and the Struggle for the Middle East (2019).

During or about 2013, he married a lovely Ethiopian-Israeli woman who came to Israel in 1985 via Operation Moses.

Bare chested Platner did his lip-synching dance, wearing only Marine silkies which the US Marines BANNED in 2011, as a 'gift' before his new sister-in-law and former step-brother at their wedding.

How disgustingly provocative!

He knew what the symbol meant because the military strictly forbid it & the U.S. Marines certainly wouldn't have let it go in 2007.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 04, 2026 07:24 PM (NFX2v)

269 10 bucks says this platner freak will be a woman-beating tranny in a year or two

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 04, 2026 07:34 PM (OEzJc)

270 A person with this pattern may kill a woman at some point. He is dangerous. Not just drunk driving and leaving a drowning woman dangerous, more like OJ dangerous.

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 04, 2026 09:04 PM (ELUAs)

Claim: The Man Stealing the California Mayoral Election Previously Stole the 2004 Washington Gubernatorial Election

The fear is that this guy is either going to "discover" votes that put Basura over 50%, or "discover" votes to put Nithya Raman ahead of Spencer Pratt.

This article says he's done it before.

He's very, very good at "discovering" votes in the 5th Quarter of an election, where Democrats really shine.

The man who stole the governor's election in Washington state is now doing the same thing in Los Angeles. We had absolute criminals in charge of the Democratic Party in Washington in 2004.

Ron Simms, as we all know, lied to my listeners and me on the air when he was chair of Sound Transit Board of Directors. But Ron Simms was also actively involved in, what I am convinced, was the biggest Democratic Party conspiracy in Washington's history. When people ask me why I'm so cynical about local government, it was that gubernatorial election of 2004 that is at the top of my list. What I saw was a Democratic Party that was as corrupt as any political machine has ever been.

In case you need your memory refreshed, that was when Attorney General Christine Gregoire was running for governor against Republican candidate Dino Rossi. When they counted all the votes, Dino Rossi was the winner -- by 261 votes. Such a thin margin triggers an automatic recount. When they did the recount, they found some more Gregoire votes, but Rossi won again -- by 42 votes this time.

And that is when the Democratic machine of Ron Simms, Christine Gregoire, and the head of King County Elections at the time, a guy named Dean Logan, got involved. What was revealed in subsequent lawsuits was remarkable. On the third recount, they miraculously found a few hundred more votes for Gregoire to steal away the governor's race. Apparently, there were 300 illegal votes, 400 more where the voter could not be verified, 240 felons who voted illegally, 44 votes from dead people, and 10 people who voted twice. When all of those votes were counted, the third time around, all of a sudden Christine Gregoire was the governor.

Then and now, I think it was a Democratic Party criminal conspiracy. The guy spearheading this in King County was Dean Logan, who was finding uncounted ballots all over. He was absolutely amazing at finding Gregoire ballots in between counts.

But is there any reason to believe he's "discovering' Votes for Basura or the communist carpetbagger?

Well -- yes.

On election night, nobody was shocked that Pratt had closed the gap with Bass, just as nobody was surprised that Raman came in a distant third, as the polls suggested.

But California doesn't have election nights. They have counting weeks, where vote totals change as batches of votes trickle in, and those batches show an amazing pattern: there are almost no votes for Spencer Pratt, which is nearly impossible statistically.


See more at Hot Air. Gavin Newsom did guarantee a win, and said he had a "break the glass [in case of emergency]" solution to the Constitutional Crisis of Democrats losing an election.

🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸
@Real_RobN

As long as they're counting ballots after Election Day in California, it only means one thing: Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton are out of the runoffs for LA Mayor and Governor.

In fact, Gavin Newsom confirmed it just two weeks ago.

When asked about the possibility of ending up with two Republican candidates for governor and no Democrats, he said:

We will have to topple the state government of California, and that is exactly what the Democrats are going to do.

"We all have agencies. We can shape the future. I don't anticipate this being the case, but there is a 'break the glass scenario.' There are many people who have a deep understanding of what it would look like if Democrats were locked out, and we're going to do everything to make sure that doesn't happen. I'll leave it there."

Ron DeSantis is no fool:

And this guy knows something about "ballots" discovered late in the count:

trumpcaliforniasteal.jpg

Thanks to @NiceDeb/Deb Heine.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 Hey I know, let's sit on the Save Act.

Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (SHHm+)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (mfV+0)

3 I will call the others

Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (SHHm+)

4 If it works, why change your strategy?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (N1tpc)

5 I feel so bad for Spencer Pratt. He worked hard and I think he really cares about Los Angeles, unlike Karen Bass and Noodle Lady.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (OYsYV)

6 I saw something about the USA of Southern California supposedly opening up an investigation into what's going on.

So, we'll see, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (KbEzc)

7 Make California a Territory Again.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (TezPK)

8 Already off-topic.

The Shatner Collection at JC Penny.

https://x.com/Ivycottagebaker/status/2062444186821882134

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (fnZRl)

9 Make California a Territory Again.
Posted by: Joe Mama

It was never a territory to begin with.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

10 The Blade, he told ya. He's a smart guy, that Blade. Listen to The Blade.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

11 They keep them in car trunks at the bottom of lakes, for such times.

RIP, Piper.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)

12 The day after the election or as Loser Democrats call it, "overtime".

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:24 PM (oknh1)

13 Quiet Secession.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)

14 I saw something about the USA of Southern California supposedly opening up an investigation into what's going on.

So, we'll see, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (KbEzc)
________

[Hysterical laughter]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

15 Battle of Athens

They knew what to do.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Sco7b)

16 Bigger question - do they plan to make Ramen mayor

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:25 PM (oknh1)

17 The time to kick-off lawfare in California is now. Not 10 days after the election.. Now. Today. And if it's "known" that this Simms character is fucking around, make him find out. Now. Not after the election's been rigged.

It's not hard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 04:25 PM (jehhT)

18 And John Thune is sick of Trump.

Posted by: Accomack at June 04, 2026 04:26 PM (GbONR)

19 It was never a territory to begin with.
Posted by: Bulg

Swing and a miss.

California was a U.S. territory, though only as a military-governed territory from 1848 until it became a state in 1850

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 04, 2026 04:26 PM (TezPK)

20 make California a territory

Posted by: DanMan at June 04, 2026 04:26 PM (8uzBS)

21 “It is possible for one candidate to receive no additional votes in a specific batch.”
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Possible doesn't mean "likely" or "not extremely unlikely".

I'll wait for monkeys to fly outta that guy's ass first.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

22 The concept of counting mail-ins. AFTER election day is proof of the fraud right fucking there.

This shit needs to end.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 04, 2026 04:27 PM (61TgR)

23 By the way, elections, like peaceful protests, are so cute.

You get a Reagan or Trump every 30 years or so.
Depressing.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)

24 If only they'd dare secede.

Posted by: North Albion at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (fnZRl)

25
The State of California is in the state of California.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

26 California was a U.S. territory, though only as a military-governed territory from 1848 until it became a state in 1850

Posted by: Joe Mama

Yes, it was a territory governed by the military, and not one under civilian government, as. e.g., Michigan Territory was.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

27 maybe california would like to become our first former state. we can keep the republican parts

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

28 But the weather there is So Nice!

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Gqar8)

29 No idea why this thread just showed up, been looking for last 10 minutes

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)

30 I hope Karen Bass wins and burns the rest of Los Angeles down.

Could only improve the place and it will make for great sound bites from her ignorant bald headed ass.

Posted by: Aunt Esther at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (IqKsT)

31 This what Californians love sexually. Let them have it.

I only hold his election fraud against him insofar as he denied Californians their true justice, in the quivering, cow-eyed form of Katie Porter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)

32 it's possible for kamala to make sense

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)

33 I followed the 2004 WA state election closely and they actually found "missing' ballots more than once. After they found a batch a friend calls and said they found x number of ballots and I replied, according to my math, that is not enough, they will need to find some more. Sure enough... a few days later... more ballots

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (WX3pP)

34 RIP, Piper.
Posted by: Axeman

Let us respect Soup's privacy in his time of mourning.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

35 Yes, it was a territory governed by the military, and not one under civilian government, as. e.g., Michigan Territory was.
Posted by: Bulg

A distinction without a difference.

It Was A Territory. Take the W.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (TezPK)

36 Follow up on the last thread.

Here's what the NYT found:

@katieglueck
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18m
New: Several Women Who Dated Graham Platner Recall ‘Unsettling’ Behavior

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That's not rape. That's not sexual assault.

This isn't going to convince Platner to drop out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (KbEzc)

37 Are we taking donations for a Kale Bouquet?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)

38 I followed the 2004 WA state election closely and they actually found "missing' ballots more than once. After they found a batch a friend calls and said they found x number of ballots and I replied, according to my math, that is not enough, they will need to find some more. Sure enough... a few days later... more ballots
Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (WX3pP)
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They contend this.

And then they decry Trump for asking Georgia to "find" some votes.

It's totally corrupt to FIND votes!!

Err....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

39 18 And John Thune is sick of Trump.

We reciprocate. Time for Thune to go. I don't want any excuses.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

40
I'm Looking California
But feelin' Minnesota.

Who knew Chris Cornell was in such a state.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

41 22 The concept of counting mail-ins. AFTER election day is proof of the fraud right fucking there.

This shit needs to end.

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 04, 2026 04:27 PM (61TgR)

CA counts ballots that arrive up to one week after election day. I doubt they check postmarks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (6ydKt)

42 Absolutely. I have been rooting for Bass over Pratt, and now I'll root for Becerra over Hilton.

Choke on it, California.

And I hope Mamdani becomes governor of NY, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (BI5O2)

43 oh boy youtu.be/emMSYmZOdiY

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (gKWVE)

44 Happily, Republican representatives in Washington D.C. continue to work with Democrats to achieve Democrat Victories.

They won't support Voter ID, because that would interfere with the Democrat Party's vote fraud machine.

What will they do?

Well, Republican Senator Josh Hawley is gaveling in pro-forma Senate sessions to prevent President Trump from making any recess appointments, and Mincing Mike Johnson's herd of cowards just helped Democrats pass a resolution condemning the war against the terrorist regime of Iran.

Thanks for nothing, guys! Hope you all enjoy taking turns sucking Mike Pence's dick! It's the surest sign of civility!

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (X+xvk)

45 California might be capital of vote fraud, thats why they need weeks to count votes

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

46 38 They contend this.

And then they decry Trump for asking Georgia to "find" some votes.

It's totally corrupt to FIND votes!!

Err....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

=======

I want Trump's EO on mail in votes to go through, and I want states to set up separate election systems. The federal elections follow the EO. The state election systems are the same bullshit and obviously corrupt.

So, the states see federal representation shift hard to the right while state governance keeps lurching to the left.

Would be fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (KbEzc)

47 Are we taking donations for a Kale Bouquet?
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar
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Our dear, dear friend Pipper would have liked that.

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (DJPFk)

48 So easy with their rules of postmark day. Just see who needs votes and include them in the batch. The operatives, oops I mean the people selflessly counting, aren't going to check envelopes or even if there is an envelope.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)

49 it's possible for kamala to make sense

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 04, 2026 04:29 PM (CWTWj)
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Just not less sense.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)

50 We used to tar and feather people like this.

Posted by: spongeworthy at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (sLLbN)

51 So all of a sudden Noodles AKA Raman is "surging" not enough of course to take 1st from Bass but enough to knock Pratt out... Who didn't see this coming....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (FtULh)

52 It's also possible that I'll win a million bucks from a scratch off card.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (wVcYX)

53 "It's not hard."

It's easier to not try.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 04, 2026 04:33 PM (cS1cw)

54 This is pretty funny. Not only are we openly getting the "F For Fraud" graph of counted votes, they're doing it while the Save America Act is languishing in Congress.

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2026 04:33 PM (4v5BO)

55 Is it bad to root for wildfires to stop the counting as is?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 04:34 PM (gQKJe)

56 51 So all of a sudden Noodles AKA Raman is "surging" not enough of course to take 1st from Bass but enough to knock Pratt out... Who didn't see this coming....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (FtULh)

We Knew this was going to happen. As inevitable as a Blade or Sponge First!

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar8)

57 Years ago the LA Times ran an op-ed about the Bear Flag/Bear Flag Revolt.

The leftist writer was pissed off about a crew of greasy, unwashed, unshod white men raising a homemade flag that looked like it had a pig stenciled on it.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 04:34 PM (fnZRl)

58 Put Josh Hawley on the same bus Cornyn is riding out on too.

Posted by: DanMan at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (8uzBS)

59 This is pretty funny. Not only are we openly getting the "F For Fraud" graph of counted votes, they're doing it while the Save America Act is languishing in Congress.
Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2026 04:33 PM (4v5BO)
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Embrace the f-shaped curve as the shape of the future.

F for Future.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

60 Yes, it was a territory governed by the military, and not one under civilian government, as. e.g., Michigan Territory was.
Posted by: Bulg

A distinction without a difference.

It Was A Territory. Take the W.
Posted by: Joe Mama

There is a difference, though. California was a territory occupied by the US military before it became a state. The normal progression was for new land, once conquered/purchased and occupied by US forces, to be given territorial status with its own legislature, and then admitted into statehood. California skipped the second step in the process.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

61 @katieglueck
·
18m
New: Several Women Who Dated Graham Platner Recall ‘Unsettling’ Behavior

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That's not rape. That's not sexual assault.

This isn't going to convince Platner to drop out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (KbEzc)


Modern legal theory states that, if a woman feels discomfort - or regret - over a sexual encounter, even one decades in the past, then it is rape. Unless the man is a Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (ExV1e)

62 And since 2004, WA State has not had one Republican governor. Weird.

Posted by: fly gal at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (9BeIJ)

63 There is no vote fraud.

Because they have made it impossible to detect vote fraud.

Thus, all of you are guilty of falsely claiming--without evidence--that the election was stolen.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 04:36 PM (73/SM)

64 I'm pretty sure 17,000 votes in a row is more than the odds of winning the lottery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:36 PM (n5tGW)

65
Imagine no elections,
It's easy if you try-y.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 04, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)

66 Make California a territory and Alberta a state,

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:36 PM (G9NcL)

67 Happily, Republican representatives in Washington D.C. continue to work with Democrats to achieve Democrat Victories.

They won't support Voter ID, because that would interfere with the Democrat Party's vote fraud machine.

What will they do?

Well, Republican Senator Josh Hawley is gaveling in pro-forma Senate sessions to prevent President Trump from making any recess appointments, and Mincing Mike Johnson's herd of cowards just helped Democrats pass a resolution condemning the war against the terrorist regime of Iran.

Thanks for nothing, guys! Hope you all enjoy taking turns sucking Mike Pence's dick! It's the surest sign of civility!
Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2026 04:31 PM (X+xvk)


If only Trump voters would turn out to vote for Republicans when he's not on the ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (ExV1e)

68 64 I'm pretty sure 17,000 votes in a row is more than the odds of winning the lottery.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:36 PM (n5tGW)

17,000 “ Heads” in a row.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)

69 CA counts ballots that arrive up to one week after election day. I doubt they check postmarks.

"This handwritten postmark is valid"

Posted by: Epstein's Mom's Mailman at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (4v5BO)

70 Conspiracy to disenfranchise legal voters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:38 PM (G9NcL)

71 California is after all home to Chinatown.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 04, 2026 04:38 PM (Kt19C)

72 17,000 “ Heads” in a row.
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM


You do what you have to do in the moment you're having to do it.

Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at June 04, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

73 Hey Feds... sooooooo... are you going to actually DO anything about it?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at June 04, 2026 04:38 PM (lBlv7)

74 "This handwritten postmark is valid"
Posted by: Epstein's Mom's Mailman at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (4v5BO)

Don't laugh but it is considered valid here in good old California

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (FtULh)

75 What happened to the California secession movement? We were rooting for you out here!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)

76 So easy with their rules of postmark day. Just see who needs votes and include them in the batch. The operatives, oops I mean the people selflessly counting, aren't going to check envelopes or even if there is an envelope.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM


The post office with the blessing of congress facilitated this. The newest rules for post marks are a piece of mail can be postmarked 3-5 business days after the post office receives it.


In fact postal rules also state that your piece of mail may never receive a post mark.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ)

77 At updated counts with both 322K votes remaining, Bass needs about 65% to get over 50% of the total.

They'll just give her the whole election avoiding a runoff. Duh.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (XOmY9)

78 A postmark written in crayon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (G9NcL)

79 17,000 “ Heads” in a row.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar
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But it's a Republican. Nobody likes stinky Republicans.

So, it's just rational to accept that there are districts where not a single vote would go toward Republicans.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (Fi81e)

80 Several Women Who Dated Graham Platner Recall ‘Unsettling’ Behavior

TJM is right, this is weak sauce.
Poll a bunch of exes and they all think he's a jerk? Duh. That's why you're exes. You probably weren't prizes yourselves when you saw the Nazi tat and went for it anyway.
SA is an actionable crime, "waaa he didn't want to go out with me to yoga class" isn't.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (gKWVE)

81
Once you declare Republicans an existential threat, there isn't anything you can't justify to yourself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (O0L8i)

82 17,000 “ Heads” in a row.
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar

In boxes? In duffel bags? What movie is this?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)

83 What happened to the California secession movement? We were rooting for you out here!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Fun fact: Most of Jefferson Davis' living descendants are in California.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

84 A postmark written in crayon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (G9NcL)
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"A Postmark Would Go Here."

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)

85 77 At updated counts with both 322K votes remaining, Bass needs about 65% to get over 50% of the total.

They'll just give her the whole election avoiding a runoff. Duh.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (XOmY9)

I bet you're right.. She did hold a "victory" party only minutes after the "polls" closed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:40 PM (FtULh)

86 17,000 “ Heads” in a row.
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar

In boxes? In duffel bags? What movie is this?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Northwest Passage

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

87 "It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes."
-- Joseph Stalin

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

88 If only Trump voters would turn out to vote for Republicans when he's not on the ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

****************************

If only elected Republicans could show some genuine interest in representing actual Republicans....

83%+ of Americans of all racial and political stripes support Voter ID. Please make the case that our elected Republicans in the Senate shouldn't stand with the American People. They're already there. They got the votes.

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 04, 2026 04:41 PM (X+xvk)

89 "It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes."
-- Joseph Stalin
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)
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And "votes the count"

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

90 Karen Bass wins and San Andreas plus Cascadia pop off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:42 PM (G9NcL)

91 This is a good reminder not to be confident with the fall elections.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

92 90 Karen Bass wins and San Andreas plus Cascadia pop off?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:42 PM (G9NcL)

I'd rather it didn't.. maybe just LA can burn to the ground

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (FtULh)

93 Did anyone here think that Pratt had a chance of winning? Or Hilton, for that matter?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (Gqar8)

94 Ron Sims, while King County Executor, rededicated King County to MLK, Jr. and had all the county logos changed to an ugly depiction of King, Jr. at great expense to the taxpayers. Because originally King County was named for Rufus King, a white man who - you guessed it - may have owned a slave.

Posted by: fly gal at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (9BeIJ)

95 A postmark written in crayon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (G9NcL)
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A ketchup smear on the upper right corner of the envelope?

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

96 Escape from LA Part 2?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:44 PM (G9NcL)

97 There is something in the neighborhood of 3.5m to 4m mail in ballots still outstanding.

They will find a way to steal the election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 04:44 PM (XV/Pl)

98 93 Did anyone here think that Pratt had a chance of winning? Or Hilton, for that matter?
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (Gqar

I'm in CA so Hilton no, but I thought Pratt had a chance in LA

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:44 PM (FtULh)

99 Nothing will happen to California and their 17,000 perfect run of votes. The Marxists will win

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0)

100 91 This is a good reminder not to be confident with the fall elections.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

Which party has more “ retirements” for the election?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Gqar8)

101 A postmark written in crayon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (G9NcL)
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A ketchup smear on the upper right corner of the envelope?
Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)
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Postmarks from 2024.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

102 What happened to the California secession movement? We were rooting for you out here!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 04:39 PM (cWLG3)

I was hoping SoCal leftists would secede and NorCal rightists grab everything north of Jenner-Tahoe line. Then later carpet bomb the SFBA and grab the deep water harbor. (Deconstruct the bridges).

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (fnZRl)

103 96 Escape from LA Part 2?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 04, 2026 04:44 PM (G9NcL)
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Basura should wear a beret.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (cWLG3)

104 Which party has more “ retirements” for the election?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Gqar
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That's gotta be GrOPe.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

105 Once you fully capture the "agencies" of a state, there really is no apparatus to stop you from brazenly cheating in state elections.

This will end in obvious fraud with no recourse to correct it.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (yFLFB)

106 Did anyone here think that Pratt had a chance of winning? Or Hilton, for that matter?
Posted by: tubal

I'm in CA so Hilton no, but I thought Pratt had a chance in LA
Posted by: It's me donna


I thought Pratt might because of how the Palisades fire response was handled.

But yeah. California just wants pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (lnk1R)

107 There is a difference, though. California was a territory occupied by the US military before it became a state. The normal progression was for new land, once conquered/purchased and occupied by US forces, to be given territorial status with its own legislature, and then admitted into statehood. California skipped the second step in the process.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)


I am going to guess it had something to do with the Gold strikes in the territory.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (rbvCR)

108 Nothing will happen to California and their 17,000 perfect run of votes.

“Nothing”? I bet the junk mail for sendmoneynow.com is already churning in the millions

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (4lapV)

109 47 Are we taking donations for a Kale Bouquet?
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar
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Our dear, dear friend Pipper would have liked that.
Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 04:32 PM (DJPFk)


Wow just wow, less than 24 hours gone and already forgetting her name. If Piper could see this now!

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 04:47 PM (Sy6m/)

110 Schrodinger's Cat's Postmark

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

111 But yeah. California just wants pain.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (lnk1R)


I would think the thread is about how the Dems want CA pain to continue for their benefit.
But, like Platner's girlfriends, CA voters must have been asking for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (rbvCR)

112 What a fucking joke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (2UnvF)

113 People like me will never show up without Trump.

Find a new GOP constituency or a new Party.

But you can't count on us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (BI5O2)

114 This isn't even for the "win"... This is just to get on the November ballot...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (FtULh)

115 Pratt was never going to win.

The best case scenario was he'd come close enough to justify a vote audit.

Which will never happen.

Even if he misses 2nd place by one, single vote.

Because the entire CA judiciary will literally burn their entire constitution and every bit of precedent to prevent that.

There is no evidence they would ever consider even if they didn't dismiss all his cases for lack of standing.

You will find more honest judges in Sinola with a nickname "del Chapo," than you will in the entire state of California.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 04:49 PM (73/SM)

116 Graham Platner wants to rape a male intruder, but “not in a gay way”.
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Dems 2026: Vote for Toxic Masculinity!

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

117 Dean Logan is a rotten fu*king bastard.
I remember that election lime it was yesterday. I have hated democrats ever since.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

118 Frankly, all decent folks need to leave commifornia and shake the dust of it from their feet. Let them wallow in their socialist equitable utopia until it is coming out of their nostrils. And not a dime of Fed funds to help them.

Posted by: moki at June 04, 2026 04:50 PM (wLjpr)

119 Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (FtULh)

I would presume they plan to take the whole thing.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:50 PM (vE0+H)

120 With Pratt in 3rd there won't be a runoff?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 04:51 PM (WONhk)

121 I see California is going the way of Iran, you get the election result you want and voters are irrelevant. Who is going to save the people of California from their tyrants?

Posted by: Decaf at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (xpP6J)

122 CA counts ballots that arrive up to one week after election day. I doubt they check postmarks.
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Can't have a postmark if they've thrown away the envelope.

Which they do.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (73/SM)

123 So how many votes for Karen to win outright? Think they’ll find them ?

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

124 120 With Pratt in 3rd there won't be a runoff?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 04:51 PM (WONhk)

Yes.. Between Bass and Ramen AKA Noodles

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (FtULh)

125 Newsmax:

Media Reporter: Pelley Firing May Trigger ’60 Minutes’ Exodus.


Bari getting to work with a clean slate? Interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

126 114 This isn't even for the "win"... This is just to get on the November ballot...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:48 PM (FtULh)


If a candidate receives over 50% of the votes in a June Cali Jungle Primary, that candidate is declared the winner of the election. Period. There is not a November election for the office.

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 04:53 PM (5rh/l)

127 As usual, the only reason this DemoNcrat thievery happens in such a brazen way is because we allow it to

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and would prefer to redo their dentistry at June 04, 2026 04:53 PM (5DfsO)

128 124 120 With Pratt in 3rd there won't be a runoff?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 04:51 PM (WONhk)

Yes.. Between Bass and Ramen AKA Noodles
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (FtULh)

They check so many of the right boxes. Old Spencer, on the other hand

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:53 PM (Gqar8)

129 California voted in a commie...they will never vote their way out of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 04:53 PM (2WIwB)

130 If a candidate receives over 50% of the votes in a June Cali Jungle Primary, that candidate is declared the winner of the election. Period. There is not a November election for the office.
Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 04:53 PM (5rh/l)

Pretty sure there is for Governor and Congressional seats.. Not Mayor if over 50 %

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 04:54 PM (FtULh)

131 Who is going to save the people of California from their tyrants?
Posted by: Decaf at June 04, 2026 04:52 PM (xpP6J)

Katie Porter.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE, CALIFORNIA!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:55 PM (BI5O2)

132 >> The fear is that this guy is either going to "discover" votes that put Basura over 50%, or "discover" votes to put Nithya Raman ahead of Spencer Pratt.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

As I was telling Elric the other day, I really can't picture the first scenario. Leftie insiders are fiercely competitive, either because they're venal cynics fighting over a bigger slice of the grift (and they'd cut a bitch over a fiver found on the pavement), or because they're true believers in the ersatz cult of their politics-as-religion.

I can see the latter scenario, where everyone in the elections office agrees to just stop counting votes for Pratt, but I can't picture the Raman partisans stepping aside peacefully for Basura to win outright before it's over for their gal. They'd rather shed blood.

Posted by: SciVo at June 04, 2026 04:55 PM (Sy6m/)

133 I mean, everyone knew from the start that Pratt had zero chance to win. Even if LA wasn't full of idiots who'd vote for Josef Mengele's bones ahead of any Republican, the fraud is overwhelming there.

Last time, Bass got 3:00 AM ballot dump of suitcases full to get her the win, she was losing up to that point.

Christine Gregoire though, that was the first REALLY OBVIOUS fraud win for the Democrats, and established the principle that you keep recounting until the Democrat wins. Even the Seattle Times, super hard left Democrat tongue bather said the election was such a disaster that they should redo the entire thing... until they got a count that gave Gregoire the win, and they just announced she was the winner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 04:55 PM (UZCuZ)

134 I live in California and know that nothing short of revolution will unseat the fascist democrats.

Bear Flag Revolt - 1846
Sutters Mill - 1848
Conquest of California - 1845 - ??

http://www.sfmuseum.org/hist6/fremont.html

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (fnZRl)

135 116 Nope. Platner is Hot for Sheep as are most 9th century Izzie pedophiles. "There'll never be another ewe"

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards and would prefer to redo their dentistry at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (5DfsO)

136 we allow it"

"We"?

A republic, ma'am...

Too bad it wasn't kept.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (j6kSc)

137 Californians are the cops standing around Henry as he bleeds to death fretting about racism against his murderer.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (73/SM)

138
This will end in obvious fraud with no recourse to correct it.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 04, 2026 04:46 PM (yFLFB)


As always...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ik01B0iUuiE

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (zafwz)

139 Katie Porter.

She already conceded the election, since she got like 5% of the vote. Nobody wanted her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 04:57 PM (UZCuZ)

140 Yep. Lived through the 2004 WA gov vote.

Gregoire lost- RECOUNT!

They found more votes in "trunks of cars" (literally their claim).

Gregoire still lost- RECOUNT!

They found more votes in trunks of cars (yes, literally their claim again).

It was incredible to watch.

Posted by: burrrton at June 04, 2026 04:58 PM (kah0Z)

141 Social media is full of leftists defending it taking ages to count ballots in California "they're making sure every ballot is counted!" LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 04:58 PM (UZCuZ)

142 What now? Let me tell you what now.

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' MAGAs, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 04:58 PM (D1E+2)

143 She already conceded the election, since she got like 5% of the vote. Nobody wanted her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 04:57 PM (UZCuZ)

5% is more than enough to revolt explosively and ensconce Our Obese & Hirsute Queen on her throne in Sacramento, if only they'd work up the nerve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

144 The last time I saw Ron Sims, he was sitting in a bar in Seattle sipping a drink and a smug, self satisfied grin on his face. Just looking at him made my skin crawl. A complete asshat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)

145 So, how many murder/rape/robberies during the Limpics? Ballpark?

Posted by: Eromero at June 04, 2026 05:00 PM (LHPAg)

146 I like when a Republican wins a close election on election day evening and then we have as many recounts as are necessary until the Democrat is ahead (2? 5?) and then no more recounts because for some reason the proper number of recounts is the number it takes until a Democrat is ahead.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 04, 2026 05:01 PM (ssz2a)

147 We'll see what the new US AG is capable of...and Supreme Court already ruled that candidates for political office can challenge rules governing the election.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 05:02 PM (GD0B3)

148 >>> She already conceded the election, since she got like 5% of the vote. Nobody wanted her.

Tearfully. It was glorious.

Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 05:03 PM (fnZRl)

149 The last time I saw Ron Sims, he was sitting in a bar in Seattle sipping a drink and a smug, self satisfied grin on his face. Just looking at him made my skin crawl. A complete asshat.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)

IIRC Sims got a gig in the first Obama presidency. "Asshat" is right.

Posted by: fly gal at June 04, 2026 05:03 PM (9BeIJ)

150 Did anyone expect anything different?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 04, 2026 05:04 PM (SS2z9)

151 Best we can hope for is Alito breaking precedent by not providing the dissent a copy of his final opinion and putting a footnote with some version of:

"Even now, as we release this opinion, and contra the dissent's assertion that late-counted ballots never dramatically change the election outcome, the outcome of the ongoing election in California has dramatically changed as more and more late-counted ballots are added to the results"

Basically a "the thing they say never happens is happening right now."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 05:04 PM (73/SM)

152 It'll suck not having the Pratt videos over the summer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 05:05 PM (n5tGW)

153 17,000 “ Heads” in a row.
Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar

In boxes? In duffel bags? What movie is this?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)



Well, in Seattle they were indeed in bags, car trunks, boxes that were set aside, and don't forget the several dozen that were in the back of a filing cabinet. You cannot hate these communist fu*ks enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)

154 And there is nothing that can be done

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 04, 2026 05:05 PM (nGraA)

155 So 6 RINO's voted to stop Trump's ballroom ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:06 PM (FtULh)

156 And there is nothing that can be done

More properly: The only solution to this beyond a act of God is too extreme for the violation. It would be an overreaction. That's what it would take to overturn this corrupt system.

Eventually people will be forced into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:08 PM (UZCuZ)

157 Did anyone expect anything different?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at June 04, 2026 05:04 PM (SS2z9)
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We can say the same thing under full tyranny.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:08 PM (Fi81e)

158
I thought they would do this, and even so, it's making me kind of sick. It's so hamfisted and obvious. They don't give a damn how it looks. It's the same attitude they bring to every new act of looting and public endangerment. So confident that nobody can stop them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 05:09 PM (azNOR)

159 Thats how they roll, cheat and win

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

160 It was incredible to watch.

Posted by: burrrton at June 04, 2026 04:58 PM (kah0Z)

I have a special place in the heart shaped hole in my chest for this commie to suffer greatly in PMITA prison.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 05:09 PM (eBAj6)

161 handwritten postmark:
Once, when driving in Arlington VA 40-odd years ago, when the illegal population was already huge, noticed the license plate on the car in front of me had been painted over and redone with what looked like nail polish.
The embossing said "Belize".
The nail polish said "United States".

Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (enw9G)

162 I live in California and know that nothing short of revolution will unseat the fascist democrats.

Bear Flag Revolt - 1846
Sutters Mill - 1848
Conquest of California - 1845 - ??

http://www.sfmuseum.org/hist6/fremont.html
Posted by: 13times at June 04, 2026 04:56 PM (fnZRl)

***

You're not wrong.
For those who remain in California, get organized now, because once the dems lock this one down, there is no going back. They will be in power for ever.Taxes will go up, incomes go down, foreigners increase, and liberty disappear.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

163 I won't believe a Republican can overcome fraud in CA until they are sworn into office.

Posted by: Jose at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (V6W16)

164 It'll suck not having the Pratt videos over the summer.

I don't think that he's done with politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (UZCuZ)

165 Why would they (California Ds) do this? They would win in the general anyway. DOJ is now going to have license to go after the House elections, which are Federal, and the GOP losers in these jungle primaries will have the ability to sue - SCOTUS has said they have standing.

Talk about dumb.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 04, 2026 05:11 PM (GZYu7)

166 So 6 RINO's voted to stop Trump's ballroom ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:06 PM (FtULh)
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It's an existential threat to the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:11 PM (Fi81e)

167 Dean makes a pretty penny - from the CA Post:

The scrutiny comes as Los Angeles County spends nearly $336 million annually on the Registrar-Recorder/County Clerk’s office.

County budget records show the department has more than 1,100 budgeted positions.

The department is led by Registrar-Recorder/County Clerk Dean Logan, who oversees the elections and earns an annual salary of $448,179, according to county records.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 05:11 PM (kX27y)

168 What could the Feds do to stop states like Cali from their vote fraud? Emphasis on could.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 05:11 PM (Gqar8)

169 Eventually people will be forced into it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:08 PM (UZCuZ)


Yup.
It is inevitable.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 05:12 PM (2WIwB)

170 So 6 RINO's voted to stop Trump's ballroom ?

After this year's primaries you would think that they would be more hesitant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:13 PM (UZCuZ)

171 I don't think that he's done with politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (UZCuZ)

I hope that is true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 05:14 PM (OYsYV)

172 Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson ·
39m
NYT: Graham Platner referred to women as “hatchet wounds,” a crude term for female anatomy.
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Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

173 "This article says he's done it before"

The author, Dori Monson, had a radio in Seattle during that 2004 Gov. election. He covered it daily and knew the subject well. I voted in the cockup.

Other people were all over the post election corruption. One private citizen put together a voter database when it became clear that the election was beyond corrupt in an attempt to expose the interesting ballots that by multiple miracles kept being discovered and being cast for Christine Gregoire, the Democrat.

The corruption in the election began before the first all mail ballots were counted. Acorn, a prototype left wing ballot harvesting group, was instrumental in getting registered "people" and somehow having the ballots sent to dubious places like private for rent mailboxes.

Logan, as head of King County elections, was at the center of all this.

That election was the prototype for every fraudulent election since then where that Democrat won after making a stunning and unprecedented come from behind victory. With Logan in LA County - based on what I know and observed in 2004 and now - anything is possible and odds on none of it will be good for Pratt.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 04, 2026 05:15 PM (glnUu)

174 Declare the ballroom/security complex a national emergency requirement, use pentagon funds and build it.

Posted by: kingsman at June 04, 2026 05:15 PM (ehY6c)

175 Is it Friday yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

176 164 It'll suck not having the Pratt videos over the summer.

I don't think that he's done with politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 04, 2026 05:10 PM (UZCuZ)

I believe he said he would leave CA. if he lost

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 05:17 PM (FtULh)

177 @164

>>I don't think that he's done with politics.

While he might not be done with politics, California politics is done with him.

Or rather, the machine is going to teach him, and any GOP wannabe.

California is Donk controlled territory, don't be getting any ideas of winning or running for anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 05:19 PM (XV/Pl)

178
So after the election theft is completed, will there be fabricated criminal charges against Pratt and Hilton?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 05:19 PM (azNOR)

179
The Dino Rossi election. I remember it well. Completely stolen from him to give it to Christine Gregoire.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 05:19 PM (IifOV)

180 @178

>>So after the election theft is completed, will there be fabricated criminal charges against Pratt and Hilton?

I would not rule this out. Campaign finance violations are easy pickings.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 05:21 PM (XV/Pl)

181 >>> There is literally nothing California could do to make their elections less secure.


"Secure"?
They misspelled "Credible".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 04, 2026 05:21 PM (/lPRQ)

182 What could the Feds do to stop states like Cali from their vote fraud? Emphasis on could.
Posted by: tubal


Outside of a Constitutional amendment enforcing Save-Act-like rules on the several states, I don't think the Feds have any power here.

Are ink and paper for ballots shipped across state lines? Maybe the Feds have a Commerce Clause case?

Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2026 05:23 PM (VHUov)

183 Fine, make CA a military governed territory. Fits.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 04, 2026 05:23 PM (jPdyB)

184 >I don't think that he's done with politics.

While he might not be done with politics, California politics is done with him.

Or rather, the machine is going to teach him, and any GOP wannabe.

California is Donk controlled territory, don't be getting any ideas of winning or running for anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 05:19 PM (XV/Pl)

***

They wouldn't let him win if he ran for dog catcher in Bakersfield. California is lost.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 05:24 PM (2WIwB)

185 I remember that 2004 Governor's race well. There was a blogger by the name of Steve Sailor, IiRC, who followed the story in detail, Including discovering the voting results for Kings County to be ris___ to more the the total number of registered voters.

Posted by: Dusty at June 04, 2026 05:24 PM (SMkKN)

186 The Dino Rossi election. I remember it well. Completely stolen from him to give it to Christine Gregoire.
Posted by: Frank Barone

The Democrats barely bothered to cover up what they were doing. As an example, some election worker, likely a King County elections employee, showed up one day at election HQ with car trunk full of uncounted "ballots." The excuse given was the work forgot about them in all the excitement from the election.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 04, 2026 05:24 PM (glnUu)

187 Petraeus did a pretty good job of analyzing the tactics in his treatise of asymmetric warfare. Now it's time to start thinking outside of the box.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 05:25 PM (D1E+2)

188 Oh dear, I have an hallucinating AI agent race condition, BRB.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (XV/Pl)

189 188 Oh dear, I have an hallucinating AI agent race condition, BRB.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 05:26 PM (XV/Pl)

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Bender was an AI all along?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 04, 2026 05:28 PM (cWLG3)

190 We should be shooting back by now, dontya think?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 04, 2026 05:33 PM (hauj+)

191 California ‘elections’ are Demo/Commie demonstrations of raw tyranny that serve to strengthen One Party rule in California.
There was/is no ‘election’.
NEVER was and cannot be until the rule of Constitutional law and rights is enforced by the Feds..
Possibly Kash Patel could spare an agent or two to look into millions of Non-Commie Californias having their civil rights abused and eliminated? Repeatedly.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 04, 2026 05:36 PM (FCPbW)

192 Needless to say, Maine Kampf denies just about everything negative the women say about him.

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I am SOOOOOOO Jealous that I didn't come up with that ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2026 06:22 PM (jL7Aj)

193 It wasn't just Ron Simms who helped steal the race in 2004. It was also Paul Berendt, the chair of the Washington state Democratic Party.

Want to know who the DFL called in 2008 to help them illegally install Al Franken over Norm Coleman? Paul Berendt.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 04, 2026 06:23 PM (pE12i)

194 It’s an insult to America.
It’s an insult to Americans.

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Rubbing our faces in the donuts they're doing in our front yards is the point.

As a famous third-tier blogger once said: "The humiliation is part of the kink."

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2026 06:24 PM (jL7Aj)

195 "And since 2004, WA State has not had one Republican governor. Weird."

We haven't had a Republican governor since John Spellman left office in 1985. No other state can match it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 04, 2026 06:27 PM (pE12i)

196 "One private citizen put together a voter database when it became clear that the election was beyond corrupt in an attempt to expose the interesting ballots that by multiple miracles kept being discovered and being cast for Christine Gregoire, the Democrat."

Stefan Sharkansky. SoundPolitics dot com

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 04, 2026 06:32 PM (pE12i)

197
Polymarket
@Polymarket

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt drops to third in LA mayoral odds, trailing Mayor Bass & Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman.

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The Insiders got the Memo.

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2026 06:46 PM (DxsyU)

198 The Insiders got the Memo.

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Just like they did in 2020 when Trump went from crushing it to getting drowned by "burst pipes" overnight.

Posted by: ShainS at June 04, 2026 06:47 PM (DxsyU)

Keith Edwards, a Democrat Podcaster and Political Strategist Who Got Advance Word of the Eric Swalwell Sexual Assault Accusations, Now Says the NYT and WaPo Are Racing to Report That Graham Platner Sexually Assaulted "Multiple" Women

UPDATE! Graham Platner says there aren't any "credible" charges of sexual assault coming.

That's a very suspicious qualifier! Oh sure there may be some sexual assault charges coming, but trust me, no creeeeeeedible sexual assault charges!

platnernocrediblecharges.jpg

Update!

Politics & Poll Tracker
@PollTracker2024

Senator Bernie Sanders was noncommittal when asked by a Washington Examiner reporter if there's a concern sexual assault allegations could come out against Graham Platner.

Bernie Sanders: "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"

Another update: Democrats are complaining that Schumer is scheming to get Jared Golden, an independent, elected rather than Maine Kampf.

Another confirmation that something big is afoot at the Circle K.

Via the Patriarch Tree.

Keith Edwards also used to work for the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Project, in communications. So you know he's got a lot of experience with sexual scandals.

The primary is this coming Tuesday. Republicans want to delay the news until Maine Kampf is officially promoted to be the Democrat's top SS officer in the northeast. (Along with Tuq'r Qarlson.)

The Democrat partisan media wants the story to come out before then -- if it's going to come out at all.

They may have decided it can't be covered up. So they're going to pretend to be truth-tellers, when they're really still just Democrat political operatives.


Is this true? I don't know. What I do know is that this all has the shape of a true story.*

First you get a tip from Larry O'Connor that much, much worse about Platner is coming. I think O'Connor said that GOP sources told him that when this breaks, not only will Maine Kampf be forced to leave the campaign, he'll be forced to leave the state.

Then comes the rumor of "alarming reasons" for being expelled from rich-bitch boarding school Hotchkiss from Erick Erickson, then the panicked socialists like Kyle Kulinski getting sissy-pissy about the NYT about to run a story from a "right-wing" source, then a Democrat operative leaking that the story is about the sexual assault allegations that Erick Erickson strongly hinted at, etc.

It all seems to be connected to the same nucleus of rumor. In Mickey Kaus' metaphor, there does seem to be a "dark star," so far unrevealed, that can be detected by the gravitational waves flowing out from it.

Can I see the star? No, not yet. But I sure can see other bodies being moved by the influence of the dark star.

So I have no inside information. But I have followed the news for most of my almost 29 years, and I know what a bombshell scandal looks like before it blows up.

If the crows brought me a sheet of paper with someone's crypto account and password written on it, I'd bet that crypto account this story is developing exactly as we expected it would.

But they don't. They bring me dead birds.

None of this is proof. But it does suggest there's something here.

Unfortunately, this news comes too early.

Or does it?

3 Maine is a big early vote state. About 80% of all ballots in 2024 were early.

Five days until the election.

He probably has enough banked to win no matter what.

And then they have to talk him out of running. Nepo-baby narcissist who sees polls that say he'll beat Collins.

They're stuck with him, but watching Democrat aligned polls say he's going to lose in late June just to snap back to him winning in July when it's too late to replace him will be funny.

In 2020, Collins didn't win a single poll in her senate race. She won by 8.

Polls are suspect at best, but in Maine the assumption should be that they're just wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

I don't know-- if a candidate withdraws from a race, would votes for him be counted, or discarded?


* I use this same analysis of the "shape" of a story to discard bullshit conspiracy theories as bullshit -- if this is all real, why is there never any actual momentum to the story? Why is no supporting evidence ever adduced? Why does it perpetually remain at the same level of unconfirmed, anonymous claims? Why does it not heat up and catch fire?

Living things move. Dead things just lay there.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM




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1 All Ya'll are gonna give us lurkers who've met Piper a heart attack.

I didn't need to see "Piper for the side bar" in the comments.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (UJMvS)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (X0axn)

3 Maine is a big early vote state. About 80% of all ballots in 2024 were early.

Five days until the election.

He probably has enough banked to win no matter what.

And then they have to talk him out of running. Nepo-baby narcissist who sees polls that say he'll beat Collins.

They're stuck with him, but watching Democrat aligned polls say he's going to lose in late June just to snap back to him winning in July when it's too late to replace him will be funny.

In 2020, Collins didn't win a single poll in her senate race. She won by 8.

Polls are suspect at best, but in Maine the assumption should be that they're just wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)

4 She shouldn't have taunted the tumor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (X0axn)

5 Another ton of crap. Bill Murray said it best to Joe Rogan, "Nixon was framed."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (YlWIZ)

6 Janet Mills REALLY wants this seat...she should have taught Steyer how this is done...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (tOcjL)

7 Tumor years!

Tumor years!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (3UbC6)

8 Don't like Platner but I don't listen to a left wing guy with a podcast ( Kyle Kulinski ) named "Secular Talk" and who is married to Krystal Ball.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (n3VHW)

9 Unfortunately, this news comes too early.

======

They won't really nuke him.

Because they know there's a good chance he won't drop out. If they nuke him themselves, Democrats lose donations from the far left and lose the race anyway (Maine was never in reach with Collins running).

They'll end up leaving that to Collins to do herself come mid-July.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (KbEzc)

10 #BelieveALLWomen

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (P0D9r)

11 Well, Dems have ...5 days to do something! And so far they are all supporting this creepfest. HAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)

12 Living things move. Dead things just lay there.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM



*fistbump*

Posted by: Ace's Murder of Crows at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (X0axn)

13 I am confused, why did the democrats not vet this guy before he tossed his hat into the ring?


He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)

14 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)

15 I'll be surprised if Platner is only guilty of sexual assault.

The original scoop was, "He'll have to leave the state."

Now, if the sexual assaults include minors, then, yes, he'll have to leave the state.

So, I'm placing my X on the "sexually assaulted minors" square on my election dirt bingo card.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (UJMvS)

16 11 Well, Dems have ...5 days to do something! And so far they are all supporting this creepfest. HAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (GD0B3)

======

Early voting started on May 14.

Maine votes early. A lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (KbEzc)

17 Wouldn't know Kieth if I ran him over with my truck

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

18 The Democrat partisan media wants the story to come out before then -- if it's going to come out at all.

They may have decided it can't be covered up. So they're going to pretend to be truth-tellers, when they're really still just Democrat political operatives.


The media are rushing to get at the head of the parade, and will pretend they were there all along. They can't win, so they might as well attempt to bolster their credibility, but it's too late for that now.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)

19 How many hypothalamuses have been stamped???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (2WIwB)

20 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper


ROTFLMAO

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (lnk1R)

21 13 I am confused, why did the democrats not vet this guy before he tossed his hat into the ring?


He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)

======

They did vet him.

That's why Schumer had to run up to Maine to convince Mills to run.

But the base is insane and the establishment can't control them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

22 I don't listen to a left wing guy with a podcast ( Kyle Kulinski ) named "Secular Talk"

==

If he changes the podcast to "Faith Talk", will you listen to him ? Just curious.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)

23 Does Maine have a ridiculously long early voting period?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2UnvF)

24 There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)



The pants are safe, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (X0axn)

25 23 Does Maine have a ridiculously long early voting period?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (2UnvF)

=====

3 weeks already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

26 By the way, I'm claiming my spot as backup commenter since is appears Piper's spot has opened up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (UJMvS)

27 >>>Platner Sexually Assailted "Multiple" Woman

Assailted? On a boat?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)

28 >>Living things move. Dead things just lay there.


That's almost as Sexy as Rape, Anderson.

Almost.

Posted by: E Jean Carrol at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (P0D9r)

29 27 >>>Platner Sexually Assailted "Multiple" Woman

Assailted? On a boat?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)

======

It was the implication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)

30 He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.

The fact that this clown hasn't already been defenestrated speak volumes about Democrats and their values.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

31 From Karmelo thread down below:

38 Piper, I thought your dog's name was "Soup."
Posted by: Bulg


I thought that was what Piper's tattoo said in Chinese?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 01:56 PM (lnk1R)

1. Somebody saw the movie 'Larry Crowne' starring Tom Hanks

2. Piper states she does not have a tattoo, nor does she have a tumor.

3. She does have a dog named either Saijo or Soup depending on time of day, standard time interval, or other related information, but that's where I stopped paying attention....

4. I still don't own a gub.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (QGaXH)

32 Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

33 >>>Assailted? On a boat?

I said what I said.

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)

34 I don't care how many "women" accuse this dracunculus of assaulting them. Nobody will ever convince me that this guy is straight. I mean come on: he brags about spanking off in filthy port-a-potties. Who likes sex in nasty rancid bathrooms? HOMOSEXUALS, that's who. No straight man has ever jerked off in a port-a-potty, let alone bragged about it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

35 14 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)

Um ... socking a regular???
(snark)

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)

36 Heh



Makes sense.


You don't sext if you're not a perv to start with.

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (chM/Q)

37 "Living things move...."

Yes, my second wife, for example.

"Dead things just lay there..".

Yes, my first wife, for example.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (J4Dwc)

38 Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM

No. He's a leftist married to
Krystal Ball. It just affirms that leftists don't believe in a a religion other than politics.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (n3VHW)

39 By the way, I'm claiming my spot as backup commenter since is appears Piper's spot has opened up.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (UJMvS)

How is your fashion sense ? Do you have the latest on Dior fall lineup ?

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)

40 Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)



Tumor begs to differ.


I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (X0axn)

41 >>I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper


Get on The Cart. You're not fooling anyone.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (P0D9r)

42 "SA" for 'sexual assault' is so cute. Combines the LA ghetto "esse" with the street-fighting faction of the early Nazi party. It's precisely what Platner deserves. I have no idea if it's true though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zdLoL)

43 33 >>>Assailted? On a boat?

I said what I said.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)

You yam what you yam.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (6wpGE)

44 Living things move. Dead things just lay there.
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Guys, I think he's trying to tell us something about our gifts.

Posted by: The Crows at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (oknh1)

45 42 "SA" for 'sexual assault' is so cute. Combines the LA ghetto "esse" with the street-fighting faction of the early Nazi party. It's precisely what Platner deserves. I have no idea if it's true though.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zdLoL)

======

I think it's a social media thing to avoid suppression of posts in the algorithm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (KbEzc)

46 >>>Assailted? On a boat?

I said what I said.
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Party Barge at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (X0axn)

47 >>>Platner Sexually Assaulted "Multiple" Woman

"Multiple" Woman?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (6wpGE)

48 Poor Piper is learning the reality of the "but you fuck one goat" joke.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (oknh1)

49 In the interest of accurament and clamicity, allow me to illuminate my colostomy unguarding the quote: Bill Murray said to Joe Rogan, "They framed Nixon."

And the leviathan came after Trump with the ferocity of a woman scorned. Make America Great Again!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (YlWIZ)

50 If this gets published in the WaPo and NYT, it will be the only way Maine voters find out about Shizen-Furher's gross history.

They literally know nothing about him other than he thinks OrangeMan is bad. Very bad. And thats all that apparently matters to the idiots who vote in my state.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (WYStd)

51 How is your fashion sense ? Do you have the latest on Dior fall lineup ?
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3)

-----------------------

I'm gonna throw the heat right down the heart of the plate: Do lumberjack shirts, boots and hats count? Because I can do that.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (UJMvS)

52 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)


Who finds shitsmell sexy? Not heteros

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (chM/Q)

53 The only person who can Nuke TotenOyster is Bernie Sanders.

And he will once this drops.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)

54 Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

Of course she's not dead, she's resting. Remarkable gal, in't she? Beautiful plumage!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (k9OZB)

55 Media outlets proclaiming Platner to be a Republican mole in 5-4-3-2-1....

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)

56 32 Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

That's why she put up such a fight when they put her on the cart..,.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (QGaXH)

57 "Dead things just lay there..".

Yes, my first wife, for example.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (J4Dwc)



I cut that necrophiliac straight to the bone......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (X0axn)

58 53 The only person who can Nuke TotenOyster is Bernie Sanders.

And he will once this drops.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)

======

Doubtful.

They've bought their tickets. Let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (KbEzc)

59 53 The only person who can Nuke TotenOyster is Bernie Sanders.

And he will once this drops.
Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (XOmY9)

TotenOyster!!!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (6wpGE)

60 Jill's still spinning her tale......

Over the years, there had been uncomfortable moments, to be sure. I flinched when Joe said, at the White House press conference after the Hur Report was released, ‘The president of Mexico, Sisi, did not want to open the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in.’ He meant ‘the president of Egypt.’ The truth was that he was not performing as well as he had in his younger days. Did that disqualify him from being president, as long as he was still getting the job done? I didn’t think so, nor did the staff members who were spending far more time with him than I was.

The optimistic thinking was that enough voters would say, ‘Okay, he’s old, but he’s been doing a good job. There’s a young vice president. If during his second term he gets to the point where he needs to hand over power, the worst-case scenario would still be good.’

If you knew Joe Biden well, you’d know that if he actually got to the point where he wasn’t capable of doing the job, he would step down. Certainly, if he exhibited cognitive impairment, I would not hesitate to say so. His staff would not hesitate to say so. But he was nowhere near that point in the summer of 2024.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (kX27y)

61 "Keith Edwards, another left-wing political commentator and political strategist, says the NYT is about to run a story that Platner sexually assaulted a woman."

Wait. So they can define "woman" now? I'm confused.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (oji8u)

62 55 Media outlets proclaiming Platner to be a Republican mole in 5-4-3-2-1....

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)

=======

Well, yeah.

Democrats don't like Nazis. That's just Republicans. There's no other explanation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (KbEzc)

63 But they don't. They bring me dead birds.
.......

Why are they bringing you dead birds? Are they trading them for old burger and bagels?

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (UjdFS)

64 Do the "victims" have beach friends that have helped her install a second front door to deal with the trauma?

Because then we will know that it is real.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (xvV+O)

65 And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper


I mean, it happened to buzzion, and it took how long for full effect?

And we even still keep Fen around...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (OUMaO)

66 Piper, done in by her own grapevine. RIP

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (G0vdT)

67 I'll be surprised if Platner is only guilty of sexual assault.

The original scoop was, "He'll have to leave the state."

Now, if the sexual assaults include minors, then, yes, he'll have to leave the state.

So, I'm placing my X on the "sexually assaulted minors" square on my election dirt bingo card.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM


The thing is multiple people knew about this because I saw two different stories claiming that the nazi had some prior issues with a minor. I can't wrap my head around how the democrats thought this kind of stuff was not going to come out in a hotly contested campaign. This stuff is coming from the democrat side as far as I can see collins hasn't paid for a single negative campaign ad against him. Her team had to have known this stuff was out there and they were just waiting for it to explode.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (0N4FZ)

68 Are we talking rape rape or 'fuck, I don't want anyone to know i willingly fucked this nazi clownshow' rape?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

69 The only person who can Nuke TotenOyster is Bernie Sanders.

And he will once this drops.


And somehow, it will all be Trump's fault.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)

70 41 >>I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper

Get on The Cart. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (P0D9r)

; )

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)

71 So, why'd Planter get all the eyeballs and podcast appearances if he's this bad?

I mean, plenty of Democrats who've got shady pasts, a history of violence of one sort or another along with some sort of sexual proclivities that certainly run counter to mainstream norms campaigns, and nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (jehhT)

72 Team Clam >>> Team Oyster

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (xvV+O)

73 "Multiple" Woman?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (6wpGE)

That's the tumor

Posted by: one hour sober at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (J4Dwc)

74 They've bought their tickets. Let 'em crash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (KbEzc)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

75 "Graham Planter can jack off to a cartoon of Scooby Doo wearing Bryon Noem's big ass titties"

That's oddly specific.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)

76 I don't know-- if a candidate withdraws from a race, would votes for him be counted, or discarded?
--
I'm going with "have to be counted."

Because only the election authorities can add or remove candidates.

And once you're on the ballot, your votes have to be counted, even if you withdraw.

Or: Candidate B withdraws. Candidate A, after the election, is disqualified. B would then be the winning candidate. So the votes all have to be counted.
Or: They also count the votes in uncontested races.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)

77 >>Why are they bringing you dead birds?


Crows are inveterate Nest Raiders.

This is why they get ganged up on by smaller birds.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (P0D9r)

78 >>>Platner Sexually Assailted "Multiple" Woman

Assailted? On a boat?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)
=====

I heard, somewhere, that it was "Multiple" woman at a Learing Center.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

79 71 So, why'd Planter get all the eyeballs and podcast appearances if he's this bad?

I mean, plenty of Democrats who've got shady pasts, a history of violence of one sort or another along with some sort of sexual proclivities that certainly run counter to mainstream norms campaigns, and nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (jehhT)

=======

He was going on far left, non-establishment podcasts while the establishment was propping up Mills.

But Mills barely campaigned, is a thousand years old, and inspires no one while Platner says things like, "I knew exactly what my tattoo meant," "I hate Zionists," and "oligarchy". So, the Democrat base loves him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)

80 Right, yeah, edit buttons would end any chance we have of taking an ill timed typo and running it into the humor ground.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (UJMvS)

81 "I don't know-- if a candidate withdraws from a race, would votes for him be counted, or discarded?"

The DNC runs Chinatown. Anything can happen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (oji8u)

82 Does Mobile Bay have fjords that Piper is pining for?

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

83 TotenOyster!!!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (6wpGE)

84
That's oddly specific.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:19 PM (gKWVE)



It's all about the tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (X0axn)

85 Doubtful.

They've bought their tickets. Let 'em crash.
-------------------
Sanders left himself some room. He said, the sexting was no biggie - it's not like it was sexual assault.

He knows.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (XOmY9)

86 I can't recall a time when Democrats have regarded primaries as binding or a measure of muh democracy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (wBaIH)

87 Other than being Anti Trump I never figured out what on earth the Lincoln Project thought they'd accomplish.

I've always imagined them with Cuban cigars, sipping expensive Scotch and gazing at each other's navels in some sort of elite erudite circle jerk.

In a dark room with secret door knocks and handshakes to enter. Secret locations that alternate. Code words.

Totally unsure what you have to be or do to be admitted into their special circle.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (WONhk)

88 54 Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)

Of course she's not dead, she's resting. Remarkable gal, in't she? Beautiful plumage!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (k9OZB)

Kale green. Like how shrimp turn flamingos pink.

Posted by: SILENCE!! I KALE YOU!!! at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (TbWk/)

89 76 I'm going with "have to be counted."

Because only the election authorities can add or remove candidates.

And once you're on the ballot, your votes have to be counted, even if you withdraw.

Or: Candidate B withdraws. Candidate A, after the election, is disqualified. B would then be the winning candidate. So the votes all have to be counted.
Or: They also count the votes in uncontested races.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (73/SM)

======

I think withdrawn candidates who win can refuse the victory and it goes to #2.

But, yeah, they're counted. Mills "suspended her campaign". She didn't quit, anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (KbEzc)

90 14 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)

You must be new here....

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:21 PM (vIovI)

91 Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (UJMvS)

I think what's gonna come out is women and lots of women, and they're gonna try to tar him entirely with the what can you do hypermasculine frat boy brush. While of course making a big show of how turrible it is.

I said this a few days back and it seems to be happening now.

People can't really think about more than one thing at a time - and multiple sexual assault accusations from adult women is going to probably end him, and severely dilute the Nazi and Kid Dating stuff.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (oknh1)

92 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge


A guy in my biology class said she left her eyes to Stevie Wonder.
That's so sweet.

Posted by: 80s movies haunt us all. Like Piper. at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (uMDOZ)

93 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.

Posted by: Piper

I get that you're new, but it's not acceptable to sock the regulars here. Especially the ones we liked as much as Piper.

Just so you know.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (Kdi1r)

94 Right, yeah, edit buttons would end any chance we have of taking an ill timed typo and running it into the humor ground.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:20 PM (UJMvS)

So thats a hard 'no.'

*types, deletes ref to Platners dating strategy*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

95 He had a 95% chance of winning against collins two months ago, now it is a dead even race because of the constant october surprises.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (0N4FZ)

======

They did vet him.

That's why Schumer had to run up to Maine to convince Mills to run.

But the base is insane and the establishment can't control them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (KbEzc)
_______

Or is the GOP finally not shitting the bed and creating this monster themselves? I know, I know.

But if the GOP were to create the most repulsive Democrap candidate ever, it would be this guy. Platner is like a gay Serpentor created from poisonous ideology, toxic stupidity, and oozing body parts stolen from rando dumpsters in Tenderloin.

He's literally the PERFECT CANDIDATE ... for the GOP.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

96 If the NYT does this, it's because Planter is becoming a drag on Dems around the nation.

Note well the sputtering and struggling of other Dems being unable to answer why they support him.

It's also a calculation that they have to sacrifice the ME seat--that's how bad the damage is becoming.

Because the Planter voters are going to see this as the party betraying them and refuse to show up for Mills in November.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (73/SM)

97 I'm not popping corn just yet. But it is fun to watch the media wing of the commiecrats trying to figure out what to do.

Knowing only that flabby Platner showed off his NAZI death head chest tattoo until he got a ton of pushback about it, I'd say its over 50% odds that he has mis-treated, maybe full on assaulted multiple women. And even if some of these women going to the press now are 'RW operatives' the commiecrats wrote the rules about "seriousness of the charge, believe all women" yada yada. Hoist by their own petard, LOL.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (PV+Zw)

98 I miss her and all, but statues?

Someone's upping their value just a bit......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (X0axn)

99 People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz)


Oooh! What size do you wear?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (FMtrg)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (6wpGE)

101 Alas, poor Piper! We hardly knew ye!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)

102 Maybe Planter was their guy bso.got lots of publicity but no.one wants his sorry ass

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

103 Totally unsure what you have to be or do to be admitted into the[National Man Boy Lincoln Association] special circle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Since you're a girl, and not a teenager, that might be a problem on the application

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gKWVE)

104 Well, yeah.

Democrats don't like Nazis. That's just Republicans. There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:18 PM (KbEzc)
__________________________

I know it sounds like sarcasm, but I'm somewhat serious. Mills is going to return to the race, and her numbers are so bad that just removing Platner doesn't get them the win. They need something to shake it up and hurt Collins. They don't have a substantive campaign, so they need to denigrate the opponent. Remove Platner's stain from the Democrats and place if firmly on the Republicans. Platner will go along with it. He has nothing to lose.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)

105 95 Or is the GOP finally not shitting the bed and creating this monster themselves? I know, I know.

But if the GOP were to create the most repulsive Democrap candidate ever, it would be this guy. Platner is like a gay Serpentor created from poisonous ideology, toxic stupidity, and oozing body parts stolen from rando dumpsters in Tenderloin.

He's literally the PERFECT CANDIDATE ... for the GOP.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I think the GOP is doing something similar to this in Montana.

The Democrat candidate has no support from national organizations and no money, but apparently the only money she gets is laundered from the GOP (allegedly). Democrats want her to drop out in favor of the independent Senate candidate instead (because the Democrat brand is so strong, dontchaknow).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (KbEzc)

106 This is going to come out in waves.

1) Harrasment verging on assault against multiple women
2) Clear cut assault against even more women
3) Kiddie stuff

That's my bet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (Ot/FD)

107 Oh wait. Maybe I should define nuke. They're not gonna kick him out of the race but they are going to withdraw all support and effectively cede it.

That'll give them more $$ for TX. LOL.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (XOmY9)

108
Gloria Allred please pick up a white courtesy phone.....

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (IifOV)

109 Planter-->Platner

or I dunno, maybe

Platner-->Planter

???

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (6wpGE)

110

100 100
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (6wpGE)



Streams status:

[ X ] Crossed

[ _ ] Not Crossed

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (X0axn)

111 104 I know it sounds like sarcasm, but I'm somewhat serious. Mills is going to return to the race, and her numbers are so bad that just removing Platner doesn't get them the win. They need something to shake it up and hurt Collins. They don't have a substantive campaign, so they need to denigrate the opponent. Remove Platner's stain from the Democrats and place if firmly on the Republicans. Platner will go along with it. He has nothing to lose.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)

=======

She did return to the race.

It was a single Instagram post saying, "Hey, guys, don't forget I'm still on the ballot."

Primary's in 5 days. She's not campaigning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)

112 Living things move. Dead things just lay there.
-------

Geez ace, the body isn't even cold yet.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (oknh1)

113
So I have no inside information. But I have followed the news for most of my almost 29 years, and I know what a bombshell scandal looks like before it blows up.

---------

Platner appears a bit unusual as far as how much of a trail of alarming evidence he's been willing to litter his life with, his utter narcissism, and his lack of embarrassment and common sense. A high end achiever you might say, way out on one tail of the bell curve. If's a profile that many political types have, but he takes it further than average.

On the other hand, what is known about him so far is already pretty bad, and yet his candidacy is being promoted by Democrats anyway. If they haven't already dumped him, then what would it take?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (azNOR)

114 107 Oh wait. Maybe I should define nuke. They're not gonna kick him out of the race but they are going to withdraw all support and effectively cede it.

That'll give them more $$ for TX. LOL.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (XOmY9)

=======

They'll fundraise off of him, though. All donations through ActBlue.

And ActBlue will send the money to not Maine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (KbEzc)

115 Someone's upping their value just a bit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (X0axn)

And you know- wherever she is- she'll be looking down and critiquing the artists rendering. And yelling at Soup not to mark it as his territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

116 "The fact that this clown hasn't already been defenestrated speak volumes about Democrats and their values.
Posted by: Archimedes"


Dems: Rape isn't nearly as bad as saying pussy

Posted by: Ripley at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (GUOwU)

117 If the GOP is on the ball, please refrain from laughing until I finish, they hang Platner, Galindo and Talerico around the necks of all Democrats.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (UJMvS)

118 106 This is going to come out in waves.

1) Harrasment verging on assault against multiple women
2) Clear cut assault against even more women
3) Kiddie stuff

That's my bet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (Ot/FD)

Just when I think buttsecks is the most disgusting thing, along comes somebody who messes with kids.

For these degenerates, they shouldn't have stopped cutting with just the foreskin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (vIovI)

119 Ace, even this baby has you beat in human-crow relations

https://youtu.be/qYK96OIRaiE?si=tbRr8rxYuMky4Kcc

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (YwEeS)

120
Geez ace, the body isn't even cold yet.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (oknh1)



Poor Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (X0axn)

121 How will Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of "The View" write this off, I wonder.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)

122 They'll fundraise off of him, though. All donations through ActBlue.

And ActBlue will send the money to not Maine.
-------------------------
Yep. Exactly.

Finally we agree. And to think, I was just about to forward all the nasty things ace says about you in our secret emails.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (XOmY9)

123 117 If the GOP is on the ball, please refrain from laughing until I finish, they hang Platner, Galindo and Talerico around the necks of all Democrats.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:25 PM (UJMvS)

=======

Senate races are funny things. Alternatively national and deeply local and bitterly partisan all at once.

The combination of Talarico, Platner, and El-Sayed in MI will make enough splash across large sections of the nation that candidate quality is gonna be...an issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (KbEzc)

124 >>Platner says things like, "I knew exactly what my tattoo meant," "I hate Zionists," and "oligarchy". So, the Democrat base loves him.

Until to see how that helps the party, in or out of the state. He will never win the race on Maine with that platform. He’s already dissembling on a lot of it, because he knows it.

Meanwhile he’s dragging down the national party. He’s an easy target for the national GOP along with the Al Qaeda guy from NJ.

No, I think the DNC will go full mafia on this guy, start showing him the cards they have and tell him- nice life you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (TKiRY)

125 One thing's for sure.

Platner's Nuts!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

126 Gloria Allred please pick up a white courtesy phone.....
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:24 PM (IifOV)

Allred representing Platner would be the most 2020's thing that could possibly happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (Ot/FD)

127 122 Yep. Exactly.

Finally we agree. And to think, I was just about to forward all the nasty things ace says about you in our secret emails.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (XOmY9)

=======

He says that stuff about me in the open.

You've got nothin'!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (KbEzc)

128 If it between have a brutal MAGA republican with a 32 conservative score like Collins or a NAZI, porta potty masterbatin, lyin, sexual assaultin white man, I choose the latter for democracy.

Posted by: Billy the Buffet Slayer Kristol at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (xvV+O)

129 Cali fraud straight up going to steal the election from Pratt and Hilton. Not that they were going to win the general anyway. But Ds take no chances.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (rKig4)

130 That's right. Mills didn't quit, she "suspended" her campaign. You can walk into her rented office and push aside some ceiling tiles. Yup, there it is, hanging from a couple of cables, ready for the drop.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

131 121 How will Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of "The View" write this off, I wonder.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)

I'm sure Ana Navarro will come up with something...

Posted by: The Barrel at June 04, 2026 03:28 PM (wtvvX)

132 Maybe Ace's crows are making menu requests?

"Here stupid human, this is what we eat."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (uMDOZ)

133 Just when I think buttsecks is the most disgusting thing, along comes somebody who messes with kids.

For these degenerates, they shouldn't have stopped cutting with just the foreskin.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:26 PM (vIovI)
---------------

And the kid thing isn't even hyperbole because he was on an app known to be used for hooking up with minors.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (UJMvS)

134 124 Until to see how that helps the party, in or out of the state. He will never win the race on Maine with that platform. He’s already dissembling on a lot of it, because he knows it.

Meanwhile he’s dragging down the national party. He’s an easy target for the national GOP along with the Al Qaeda guy from NJ.

No, I think the DNC will go full mafia on this guy, start showing him the cards they have and tell him- nice life you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (TKiRY)

======

Dude has nothing else in his life other than what mommy and daddy gave him, and he's suddenly on the verge of becoming a senator (just look at the polls!).

He's not dropping out.

It's like Biden in 2020. Survive the news cycle, and the media will end up behind him because Republicans are icky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (KbEzc)

135 98 I miss her and all, but statues?

Someone's upping their value just a bit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04

I am not the one who suggested it! I cannot help the souls I have reached! The silver lining to my death is it is inspiring the consumption of kale smoothies. My work here is done.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (/sySz)

136 *pours out a quinoa and chard smoothie for Piper*

Posted by: Gonna barre me from the funeral service at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

137 Colins is the kind of Republican every leftist says they want. Moderate, pragmatic, works with Dems, blah blah blah. And at election time she’s still called every name in the book.

It’s almost as if leftists are lying sacks of shit or something.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (rKig4)

138 Platner's problems are so bad that even my local rag is printing a sort of confused story about his issues... and all the leftists in the comments are rushing to defend him, naturally. Except one or two. Most of the rest are simply ignoring the whole "Democrats have claimed character is soooo important for the last decade and now it's all gone with Platner!"

And then they are saying "Vote for Platner because his arc shows a troubled youth growing up! You have to vote for redemption! Don't you believe in Redemption? mitt Romney still is evil because he cut someone's hair though!"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (/ZkOF)

139 I am fully interested in seeing how Iowa and Ohio play out. Last night wasn’t encouraging. I mean, Sherrod Brown? Geez.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (TKiRY)

140 Pratt says if he loses, he's moving out of Cali.

"Come to Texas. We can point and laugh at Beto O'Rourke together!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (X0axn)

141 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge


A guy in my biology class said she left her eyes to Stevie Wonder.
That's so sweet.
Posted by: 80s movies haunt us all. Like Piper



Even Stevie Wonder didn't see that coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (lnk1R)

142 OMG - I just heard the news! So, Piper is mort?

Sad, I never even got to go to the latest MOME and say goodbye.

Farewell, fair Piper - may Death ferry you gentle across the river Styx...

Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (V7158)

143 101 Alas, poor Piper! We hardly knew ye!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)

Pfft, poor Piper! People prob'ly plotzed.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (6wpGE)

144 see update at top of post!

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)

145 UPDATE! Graham Platner says there aren't any "credible" charges of sexual assault coming.

=====

"Oh, then we can ignore it."
-the NYT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (KbEzc)

146 How will Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of "The View" write this off, I wonder.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)

Of course:

It's not rape rape

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WNOcj)

147 I make it a point to murder all the credible bitches.

Posted by: Graham "That's Incredible!" Platner at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (QPCEj)

148 Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM

No. He's a leftist married to
Krystal Ball. It just affirms that leftists don't believe in a a religion other than politics.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (n3VHW)

I used to sometimes watched a commentator who had a watch about the state of their marriage based on the shared clips they put out.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (8avO+)

149 No "credible" charges of sexual assault? Sure, that'll work. \sarc off

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (G0vdT)

150 >> He's not dropping out.

Yet. The full oppo dump on this guy hasn’t been released. He thinks a lot of it isn’t in the open.

He’s wrong.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TKiRY)

151 Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Justice kavanaugh at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (fi5pf)

152 Is it wrong to love Scott Bessent?

What a stone-cold bitch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (RIvkX)

153 Huh, we've had a flaming skull update added and it appears Platner probably has sexually assaulted more than a few women. And you know there's a minor or two in the mix.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (UJMvS)

154 Just when I think buttsecks is the most disgusting thing, along comes somebody who messes with kids.


HEY!!!!

Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (X0axn)

155 Give the crows some fake gold chains. See what you get back.

Posted by: connected and litigious at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (cS1cw)

156 until Maine Kampf is officially promoted to be the Democrat's top SS officer

Nothin says lovin like somethin from the oven!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (Kt19C)

157 Living things move. Dead things just lay there.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:06 PM


Boys have a p***, girls have a v*****...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue still waiting for election results in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QGaXH)

158 146 How will Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of "The View" write this off, I wonder.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 04, 2026 03:27 PM (JsZm/)

Of course:

It's not rape rape

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WNOcj)

======

I really need Platner, Talarico, and El-Sayed to lose, in addition to at least one of Cooper or Ossoff.

That way the establishment can blame the far left of being such a problem that they took out good moderate candidates while the progressives can blame the establishment for not backing progressive candidates enough.

All while the black caucus screams at everyone because of Crockett.

Should amuse me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)

159 We want him to stay in.

Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (YwEeS)

160
Piper, don't pay attention to them. You are not dead.
Posted by: runner

Piper is NOT a Norwegian Blue Parrot. Therefore, not sleeping, deeply.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QVmho)

161 When did the flaming skull get here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (X0axn)

162 Is Platner going to ask about unique identifying marks on his weenie? What does “not credible” mean?

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TKiRY)

163 Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:29 PM (/sySz)

I can see you being the politest ghost though.

Like instead of "Boo!" or jumpscaring people, it would be

"Ummm... hey... Hi...could I maybe interest you in a glimpse of the afterlife? Nothing too sudden, I promise!"

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (oknh1)

164 >>>Oh sure there may be some sexual assault charges coming, but trust me, no credible ones!

Well, do they have beach friends? Huh?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

165 Will she still be sending us fashion and bathroom remodeling tips from the beyond?

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

166 Give the crows some fake gold chains. See what you get back.
Posted by: connected and litigious


Attitude. You will get back attitude.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (lnk1R)

167 150 >> He's not dropping out.

Yet. The full oppo dump on this guy hasn’t been released. He thinks a lot of it isn’t in the open.

He’s wrong.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TKiRY)

=======

Collins will dump the full oppo mid-July.

Democrats won't do it, just in case he does pull off the primary win. They need to fundraise off this guy. Can't do that if you organizationally tried to destroy him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (KbEzc)

168 I don't even want to know what Platner's definition of "Sexual Assault" includes (and more importantly, precludes).

He's one of those false narrators.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)

169 The Democrat Party isn’t running enough black people. It’s all white guys masturbating in Porto potties and Al Qaeda brown people.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (TKiRY)

170 Didn't Piper just have a birthday? Got all those new clothes, plus a new dishwasher and was redoing her kitchen cabinets? All that going on in her life and then....
Was there a fight over her shoes? Someone said there was a fight over her shoes.

Posted by: Case at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (4Pn+V)

171 For a second I thought the flaming skull was for Piper.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

172 168 I don't even want to know what Platner's definition of "Sexual Assault" includes (and more importantly, precludes).

He's one of those false narrators.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)

======

"How can it be sexual assault if she was askin' for it?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (KbEzc)

173 Is there going to be a wake thread for Piper? I think it's the least we could do for her.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)

174 Larry Lawrence, is warned about zombies—describing them as soulless individuals who blindly follow orders with dead eyes and don't know what they are doing, "You mean like Democrats?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (YlWIZ)

175 Remember when Dems did a senate candidate switcheroo like 3 weeks before the election in NJ? It was illegal. But they found a friendly judge to say nah it’s cool.

If Ds feel Platner needs to go, silly things like laws won’t keep them from making it happen ever after deadlines pass.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (rKig4)

176
Farewell, fair Piper - may Death ferry you gentle across the river Styx...
Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (V7158



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/71Vdo-ahbqE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (X0axn)

177 Ro Khanna will rallying with Platner tonight in Bar Harbor.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)

178 @129

>>But Ds take no chances.

At the end of the day, Democrats have a greater than 2:1 registration advantage over Republicans in California.

If you are a democrat, you want to be governed by democrats.

It's really that simple.

Pratt better start the relocation scouting process, to get ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (XV/Pl)

179 Either way this splits the democrap party in Maine. Because a good portion of Maine democraps are on Platner's side, beliefs, and actions.

But if were in charge of the Maine GOP, I'd have waited a month to let all this out into the wild.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (xvV+O)

180 169 The Democrat Party isn’t running enough black people. It’s all white guys masturbating in Porto potties and Al Qaeda brown people.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (TKiRY)

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"Oh, we know."
-Texas black Democrats, still pissy about Crockett losing to weird looking gnome Talarico

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (KbEzc)

181 There's this guy named Clinton who sexually assaulted dozens of women, how did that turn out for him?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (0U5gm)

182 Even Stevie Wonder didn't see that coming.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (lnk1R)

CBD is checking out the fashions for the weekend post I guess...

Too soon?

Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (V7158)

183 171 For a second I thought the flaming skull was for Piper.
Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (G0vdT)

; )

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (6wpGE)

184 Shouldn't that skull be wearing an Iron Cross necklace?

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

185 *Lowers Kale to half mast*

Hand salute!

Ready two!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2UnvF)

186
I am not the one who suggested it! I cannot help the souls I have reached! The silver lining to my death is it is inspiring the consumption of kale smoothies. My work here is done.
Posted by: Piper

Would better with more vodka and less kale. Like zero kale. Maybe some frozen peaches. But definitely vodka.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (QVmho)

187 I don't think the Dums can shitcan this toxic clown even if they wanted to.

They hitched the entire 2026 Senate elections to this anal wart. They fawned over him. They swooned over him. The leftwing media sucked his shithouse dick in article after article. He and Talafreako were gonna lead the Dums to a takeover of the Senate.

They're in too deep. Can't pull out now.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

188 Is Platner going to ask about unique identifying marks on his weenie? What does “not credible” mean?
Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TKiRY)



"Have you seen this wiener?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (X0axn)

189 DNC to #MeToo: You arrogant ass! You've killed us!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)

190 >> They need to fundraise off this guy

The Democrats are coming to a nexus and they know it. It’s fundraising versus electability. Their national image is in the toilet because of people like Platner.

Posted by: That Guy at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TKiRY)

191 173 Is there going to be a wake thread for Piper? I think it's the least we could do for her.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)

Past couple of threads we've talked about her. That might be enough?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (6wpGE)

192 I just can't wait to see Platner get thrown to the great whirling blades by his current party, the Democrats.

Should have stayed with the Nazis, Graham, they're much more forgiving about this sort of thing!

Hopefully all that will be left will be a faint aroma of Port-A-Potty fluid, oysters, and fail.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ft5W9)

193 see update at top of post!
Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
=====

Sorta NSFW. "Deny, Deny, Deny"

YT LINK: https://tinyurl.com/24za5yw7

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

194 He said no credible allegations coming...

But NOT that he's never sexually assaulted anyone.

Interesting. You would tend not to leave that out.

Unless they're not reporting the full quote.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (oknh1)

195 Piper is NOT a Norwegian Blue Parrot. Therefore, not sleeping, deeply.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 04, 2026 03:32 PM (QVmho)

She has passed on, she has ceased to be, she is an ex-Piper. If she wasn't propped up on that yoga ball she'd be pushing up the daisies!

Posted by: HELLO PIPER!! *thumps her against the gym floor* at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

196 184 Shouldn't that skull be wearing an Iron Cross necklace?
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

Floating over a portashitter seat

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ot/FD)

197 *places money down on actual rape-rape*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)

198 197 *places money down on actual rape-rape*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)

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I think there's going to be more than that that's not being hinted at.

Like, he's guilty of murder of civilians while at Blackwater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (KbEzc)

199 Remember when Dems did a senate candidate switcheroo like 3 weeks before the election in NJ? It was illegal. But they found a friendly judge to say nah it’s cool.

If Ds feel Platner needs to go, silly things like laws won’t keep them from making it happen ever after deadlines pass.

Posted by: Heroq
===

TURN THOSE BALLOT PRINTERS BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (xvV+O)

200 I like kale. I wouldn't eat just a bunch of kale, but I mix it in with baby greens, arugula, spinach, and other vegetables.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

201 He said no credible allegations coming...

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (oknh1)

No credible allegations PENDING is the specific qualification.

*doubles down on rape-rape*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)

202 👻👻👻

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (p4NUW)

203 But not zombies. More like cast out Progressives as Gandalph cast out Sauron from Denethor. Denethor then redeemed himself and Rohan in battle. Goodbye, Progressives.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (YlWIZ)

204 When the crows bring you into the family, you'll have to earn and pay tribute. There will be no witness protection program.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (D1E+2)

205 At least have a term or two in office before you go full Tony Gonzales, Portashitler. I mean come on, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)

206 @177 Should be worth a listen just to hear
what Bah Hobba sounds like in RoKhannan.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (zdLoL)

207 If I did a Hitler Mustached Flaming Skull for this guy I don't think ace would post it. Hell, it's kind of already almost there.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (oknh1)

208 Like, he's guilty of murder of civilians while at Blackwater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (KbEzc)

A natural fit at the DNC, then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

209 I like kale. I wouldn't eat just a bunch of kale, but I mix it in with baby greens, arugula, spinach, and other vegetables.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)



Well ahoy polloi!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (X0axn)

210 Ro Khanna will rallying with Platner tonight in Bar Harbor.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)
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He is there to give Platner a check. Or not.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

211 Is there going to be a wake thread for Piper? I think it's the least we could do for her.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:34 PM (IYeV+)

No open casket, please - no one should see the hideous aftermath of Kalecide...

Posted by: Boswell at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (V7158)

212 Looks like "Squats with Unions" is trying to clear herself from the blast radius.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

213 I thought I saw a ghost.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (X0axn)

214 Someone mentioned they need platner out by the 9th

Looks like they have that in overdrive now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)

215 184 Shouldn't that skull be wearing an Iron Cross necklace?
Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

Floating over a portashitter seat
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Ot/FD)
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Some things are just plain anatomically impossible for a flaming skull...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (gnNyN)

216 Another confirmation that something big is afoot at the Circle K.
--

As long as that foot leads up to a nice ass and a big set of titties I'm okay!

Posted by: Graham Platner, Oyster farmer & rapist at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (IifOV)

217 Meh. Sexual assault is a resume-enhancer for Communist politicians - especially among AWFLs.

Posted by: Mhandisi at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (GbeZR)

218 Anyone have any fantasies about seeing their head of HR led away in handcuffs by police?

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2062589345807118574/photo/1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)

219 I'd like to think Democrats aren't this stupid but, this election cycle, they're running someone who's got less testosterone than Beto O'Rourke, someone who advocated putting Zionists in concentration camps and castrating them, a 9/11 sympathizer in NJ and MI and now a for real Nazi.

They're so captured by their lunatic base they've apparently hit the self destruct button.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (UJMvS)

220 213 I thought I saw a ghost.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (X0axn)

Were there ... three of them?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (6wpGE)

221 Khanna will rallying with Platner tonight in Bar Harbor.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)
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Is that where the Bushes have their compound?

Also if Khana is there Massie can’t be too far behind. Those two are BFFs these days.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (rKig4)

222 Kale is so versatile. You can throw it away however it comes on the plate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (xvV+O)

223 I also find it hilarious how a literal nazi tattoo was a fart in the breeze, but the hint of a rumor of an allegation of texting a lady something naughty once is enough for the entire party to volte-face and start tearing this asshole apart like he's got a walk-in closet full of skinsuits made from his victims in his basement.

These people are fucking weird, man. I'm here for it. But... damn, they're weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (Ot/FD)

224 Another confirmation that something big is afoot at the Circle K.
--

As long as that foot leads up to a nice ass and a big set of titties I'm okay!
Posted by: Graham Platner


Tig biddies are always ok at the Circle K.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (lnk1R)

225
Were there ... three of them?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (6wpGE)



I couldn't tell....blinded by the floweredy brightness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (X0axn)

226 214 Someone mentioned they need platner out by the 9th

Looks like they have that in overdrive now

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)

=======

80% of all ballots in 2024 in Maine were early.

Early voting this year has been open since May 14.

He's probably banked enough already to win outright.

This is spitting into the wind. He's their nominee. The primary is over. They're hoping he has honor and shame and will step aside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (KbEzc)

227 Jane Doe #1: "Well, your honor. Mr. Platner told me he was going to take me to an amusement park."

Judge: "And, did he?"

Jane Doe #1: "No, your Honor. It was a construction sight, and, you see, there was a whole line of Porta Potties along the site boundary..."

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (dIske)

228 They're so captured by their lunatic base they've apparently hit the self destruct button.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (UJMvS)
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"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (gnNyN)

229
Can men be called whores or is it only women?

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)

230 If this guy was 'fully vetted,' they're gonna need to check on their vetting process.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (X0axn)

231 214 Someone mentioned they need platner out by the 9th

Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)

Heh.

Their scandals have deadlines.

I'm telling ya. Weird, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)

232
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:38 PM (p4NUW)
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Why are all the morons going off?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

233 Kale is so versatile. You can throw it away however it comes on the plate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (xvV+O)

What's good to pair with kale?




A taste bud transplant.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

234 He should come out as trans then all sins will be forgotten.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (rKig4)

235 230 If this guy was 'fully vetted,' they're gonna need to check on their vetting process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (X0axn)

"Son of a bitch it was just a Firebird with the stickers scraped off this whole time!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Ot/FD)

236 The dem that wanted to send jews to concentration camps lost in her primary. She still got 40 percent of the dem vote

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (PszcT)

237 I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd open for Keith Edwards and the Rolling Stones at the Oakland Coleseum in '77

Posted by: DBCooper at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (3oMnW)

238 Fuzzy guy talking about feeding crows to teach them to attack the hawks that are attacking his chickens. 1 min.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0HlraC7RwdE

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (uMDOZ)

239
Referring to the Bessent / Rubio thread:

Vote Dim in 2026 -- Boldly "Reclaiming Their Time Since 2006!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (s9VOe)

240 I couldn't tell....blinded by the floweredy brightness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (X0axn)

Its the light from the other side. His Light.

It does a heart good to know that Piper escaped hell despite her health food advocacy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

241
It does a heart good to know that Piper escaped hell despite her health food advocacy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)



AMEN!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (X0axn)

242 Vodka would help get kale down

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)

243 If the Dems dump Platner they better have life insurance paid up.
I think the guy's a psycho with violent tendencies. Better take away his guns

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

244 I still imagine him winning. If he resigns after winning, how does Maine handle his replacement?

Posted by: InZona at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (o8srJ)

245 I also find it hilarious how a literal nazi tattoo was a fart in the breeze, but the hint of a rumor of an allegation of texting a lady something naughty once is enough for the entire party to volte-face and start tearing this asshole apart like he's got a walk-in closet full of skinsuits made from his victims in his basement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:42 PM (Ot/FD)
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Can anyone be really sure that he does NOT have any victims stashed away somewhere?

Remember, he's a "harbormaster" and "oyster farmer" for a remote section of Maine's coastline.

Plenty of opportunities for him to find places for people to disappear along there...

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)

246 Anyone have any fantasies about seeing their head of HR led away in handcuffs by police?

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2062589345807118574/photo/1
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:41 PM (KbEzc)
_____

This is the way it's done. But sadly, the two managers only got caught because they're stupid. It's freakishly easy to hire illegals with enough plausible deniability to avoid prosecution. These two must have done some real dumb shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

247 Fetterman this morning was asked if he thought Platner had more scandals coming and he looked at the reporter and said," The guy has lied about his past until he's caught." Fetterman went through the litany of Platner's lies and scandals, then looked directly at the reporter and said,
" of course there's more coming, look at the history"

Direct and to the point with the reporter. They don't even know how to come up with a follow up question.

Posted by: jen the original at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Pm9fB)

248 Last night I found an article on Slate bewailing the Dems' ill luck to have such a terrible excuse for a human being carrying their torch in the Pine Tree State.

The comments section was even more amusing, however. Most of the lefties were in a tizzy about how regardless of what horrible things Maine Kampf had done, at least he wasn't Susan Collins, who had voted for Trump's nominees, which was somehow morally worse than, like, any heinous crime ever.

The minority of voices of reason (to the extent a lefty can be said to be reasonable, which is not much) were explaining that such bad behavior was indicative of poor judgement and lack of self-control, qualities you don't want in a Senator. But they were mostly shouted down by the "blue no matter who" loudmouths. "I don't care if he's an actual Nazi, if he votes against Trump, I want him in Congress!"

Then there were a few who predicted he'd turn out to be another Fetterman. Not that we'll find out; Platner political career is now surely dead as a coffin nail. At least he can keep selling oysters to his mom.

Posted by: Martbell at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (RV7qC)

249
Graham Platner needs porta-potty/ Urinal Cake air freshener to get aroused.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (IifOV)

250 These are the rules in Maine

A nominated candidate must submit a written withdrawal to the Office of the Secretary of State by 5:00 PM on the second Monday in July preceding the general election

If a vacancy is declared, the political party's state committee has until the fourth Monday in July to nominate a replacement for the general election ballot.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (rKig4)

251 Not a Corvette fan, but Stingray was a good show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (X0axn)

252 I am glad that Mr. Platner does not have any children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (n3VHW)

253 Plenty of opportunities for him to find places for people to disappear along there...
Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gnNyN)

Hey, I'm willing to believe it. I'm just fascinated by the political autolysis happening here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Ot/FD)

254
Wasn't Graham Platner the rock guitarist to whom Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders referred during the Clinton Administration?

Oh, my mistake. That was "Eric Clapner". LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (s9VOe)

255 243 If the Dems dump Platner they better have life insurance paid up.
I think the guy's a psycho with violent tendencies. Better take away his guns

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

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I think Northeast progressives have been on the verge of going postal on the Democrat Party since 2016 since Bernie was cheated out of his obvious domination over Hillary.

Tanking their boy in the senate race that they're bound to win (just look at the polls! as accurate as in 2020!) could be the arresting of a country priest for them. (Romanian revolution reference.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (KbEzc)

256 another update: Bernie Sanders won't answer when asked about sexual assault allegations against Maine Kampf

Posted by: Ace, investigator of maritime sexual assault at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

257 Vodka would help get kale down

Ackshully vodka is kale repellent. Just try to force kale on someone after vodka. Likely not a good result.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (YlWIZ)

258 246 This is the way it's done. But sadly, the two managers only got caught because they're stupid. It's freakishly easy to hire illegals with enough plausible deniability to avoid prosecution. These two must have done some real dumb shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

=======

"eVerify said it was okay that Juan used Bob Smith's SSN."

"Damn...He's got us."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (KbEzc)

259 Can men be called whores or is it only women?

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)
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Ref. Style Guide "manwhore"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)

260 But they don't. They bring me dead birds.

None of this is proof. But it does suggest there's something here.


Perhaps what it suggests is that the crows know you're going to be doing another fast, and they're bringing you the bones to make bone broth in preparation.

Who knows? The crows know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (0sNs1)

261 158 TJM

Add OH to that list. It looks like a solid DEM pickup to me. Yes... based on the polls. But pollster (FOX, maybe?) polled other stuff in OH as well as the Senate race, & it looks credible, to me anyone.

The DEM nominee Sherrod Brown has much better name recognition than his GOP opponent.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RCjYY)

262
How about somebody send Graham Platner a pallet loaded up with Hanoi Jane urinal cakes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (s9VOe)

263 A burning skull for Warren or this pervert Planter's Wart guy?

I am loving all this!!! Thanks, Ace!

I remain convinced that the Maine Governor Janet Mills the Ugly is a trans.Nothing short of proof will convince me. Not that I'd want to see THAT!

All is calm in my world for now. I was rested and ready for a rampage after a month of piled on stress after stress.

Seriously, though, a RN could tell this was crap treatment from reading the lab values, there is no way a PA or ARNP would not treat this sick baby girl for a UTI two days ago. AND the MD seems to be doing something weird with the portal lab values as she knows the baby's Nana is a nurse.

I am sure my girlie will be fine. She was better yesterday, bless her. She should not have been sick for two extra days due to either being an idiot pediatrician or over her head with a large pediatric practice plus teaching at a med school.

By the way. The most dangerous time for surgery or in patient care in university hospitals is this month when the interns become residents. It is pure chaos.

So stay healthy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

264 Terrible about Piper. Although, and I hate to say it, makes me glad I shorted Lululemon.

Posted by: Stretching our future at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (TbWk/)

265 Kale is so versatile. You can throw it away however it comes on the plate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
.......

Just don't try to feed it to the crows.
Enemies for life.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

266 Oh, my mistake. That was "Eric Clapner". LOL
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM


Eric Clapner > Eric Syphilisner

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

267 238 Fuzzy guy talking about feeding crows to teach them to attack the hawks that are attacking his chickens. 1 min.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (uMDOZ)
________________________

I'm part of a group that counts migrating eagles, peregrines, hawks etc. at a National park near me and on a migration trail. We do it twice a year, of course.

I get to talk all afternoon with experts in predatory birds. Interesting as hell. Most hawks and eagles, when being harrassed by crows will just fly straight up to a height that crows can't handle forcing them to peel off.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

268 261 158 TJM

Add OH to that list. It looks like a solid DEM pickup to me. Yes... based on the polls. But pollster (FOX, maybe?) polled other stuff in OH as well as the Senate race, & it looks credible, to me anyone.

The DEM nominee Sherrod Brown has much better name recognition than his GOP opponent.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RCjYY)

======

OH is not going to be a Dem pickup.

Dear lord.

Look at polling from summer of 2024.

Brown was winning them all. Outside the margin of error.

He lost by 4.

And Brown was the incumbent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)

269
I am glad that Mr. Platner does not have any children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


He's a prolific breeder of baby toilet hobos, by al accounts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (s9VOe)

270 231 214 Someone mentioned they need platner out by the 9th

Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)

Heard earlier that they can't remove him from the ballot at this point, it's too late. So not sure what the date actually is.

Also heard they went with Platner because he polls well with 18-34 year olds, who like to be communists in mom's basement. Its a group the Dems are trying to wrest back from Trump.

Posted by: jen the original at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Pm9fB)

271 258

"Misuse of a Social Secuity number" is a crime all by itself.

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (RCjYY)

272 I fear this "personal" stuff is gonna crowd out some of the other Democrat crap like their partywide support for illegals, criminals, terrorists, anti-semites, and trillions in graft.

There is a narrative about Democrats forming, carefully curated by Trump, and I think kooks like Platner are POTENTIALLY going to eat into or diminish it. But I'm not sure yet.

That said Trump can use anything and will, so let's see what happens.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (oknh1)

273 And Brown was the incumbent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)

Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

274 Why do people put so much stock in polling in summer?

Do summer polls have a great record, or something?

Because every time I look them up, they're hilariously wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)

275 Can men be called whores or is it only women?

Posted by: four seasons at June 04, 2026 03:43 PM (x4yF4)
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Ref. Style Guide "manwhore"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 04, 2026 03:47 PM (RIvkX)
______

There's probably a greater relative number of rentboys servicing homos than female whores servicing straight men. The gay community is crawling with prostitution, alone with every other of the worst social and health pathologies.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

276 The Fox Ohio poll showed Vivek and the Dem tied for Governor.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rKig4)

277 @245 Can anyone be really sure that he does NOT have any victims stashed away somewhere? Remember, he's a "harbormaster" and "oyster farmer" for a remote section of Maine's coastline.

Damn if this doesn't look like a job for Angela Lansbury.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zdLoL)

278 As George Stephanopolous and ABC News would say, Plattner is a serial rapist. He obviously knows that most Congressional Democrats are rapists and know that he will be protected by Senate Democrats and the Media for any future rapes he gets caught doing. There is also the NDA fund where he can use taxpayer funds to but the silence of any women he raped or attempted to rape.

Posted by: wferrin at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (3WIil)

279 273 And Brown was the incumbent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)

Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

=======

This is the Kari Lake phenomenon.

Trump is the exception to the rule, and everyone is going to think they're Trump now.

We're going to see a lot more failing candidates and defeated incumbents running again for several more years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (KbEzc)

280 263 By the way. The most dangerous time for surgery or in patient care in university hospitals is this month when the interns become residents. It is pure chaos.

So stay healthy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:48 PM (WONhk)

Good to know!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (6wpGE)

281 Tanking their boy in the senate race that they're bound to win (just look at the polls! as accurate as in 2020!) could be the arresting of a country priest for them. (Romanian revolution reference.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:46 PM (KbEzc)
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In the Olden Days, the Dems would offer the Platnerites fistfuls of filthy lucre looted the US Treasury (laundered through their pet NGOs) to soothe their ruffled feathers. That worked, somewhat, for the Bernie Bros. But, a new sheriff was elected and the EZ dough is out of reach.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)

282 276 The Fox Ohio poll showed Vivek and the Dem tied for Governor.


I reallllllly dislike Vivek but I guess I hope he pulls it out

it's not like he can get rid of the OH leg and fill it with Brahmins

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (j+aD2)

283 276 The Fox Ohio poll showed Vivek and the Dem tied for Governor.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rKig4)

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Do Fox polls in summer, especially state level, have a good track record of predicting the November results?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:52 PM (KbEzc)

284 Kale is so versatile. You can throw it away however it comes on the plate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
.......

It can cover up the okra nicely.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (2WIwB)

285 I make a white bean and kale soup for Brit Lass and it's fine. Although... she is British.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (oknh1)

286 Vodka would help get kale down
Posted by: Skip
......

Don't be putting perfectly good vodka in the garbage disposal.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS)

287 Howdy Hordelings! What's new?

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (s5c1p)

288 I'm part of a group that counts migrating eagles, peregrines, hawks etc. at a National park near me and on a migration trail. We do it twice a year, of course.

I get to talk all afternoon with experts in predatory birds. Interesting as hell. Most hawks and eagles, when being harrassed by crows will just fly straight up to a height that crows can't handle forcing them to peel off.
Posted by: Orson

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I always wanted to do that, but I move around too much for work. I think the guys plan will work though if it keeps the hawks away from the homestead.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (uMDOZ)

289 I have to go do my own workout and teach the last 2 classes of the night. Be good!

Posted by: Pipers Ghost at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (Dd38x)

290 287 Howdy Hordelings! What's new?

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM (s5c1p)

======

New phone. Who dis?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:54 PM (KbEzc)

291 I don't like kale because it made my throat scratchy over a decade ago. So I'm safe from kale death.

Life is good. I haven't killed anyone yet today but it was dicey this morning for a murder ride across the valley and a national news scene at the university hospital. That woman does not know how lucky she is as she wears her stinking mask. I guess during covid she wore the whole deal with a plastic shield. Pathetic.

All is well. Walgreens is safe because my dude went there instead of me to save another news story.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:54 PM (WONhk)

292 It is much harder for a man to have sex with a lot of women the the reverse. So for women whore is a wholley negative thing and the male equivalents like rake are more neutral

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (PszcT)

293 Why are all the morons going off?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Someone said Piper's dog's name was soup. I made a play on thinking that the Chinese characters of Piper's tattoo spelled SOUP.

Piper tried to dispel the rumor that she had a tattoo and typo'd tumor instead of rumor.

After that, it was Katie bar the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)

294 Howdy Hordelings! What's new?

Posted by: Doof


Poor Piper. The tumor got her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (lnk1R)

295 And Brown was the incumbent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KbEzc)

Name recognition doesn't always help you when your name is recognized as "The Guy Who Really Got His Ass Handed To Him Last Time"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

=======

This is the Kari Lake phenomenon.

Trump is the exception to the rule, and everyone is going to think they're Trump now.

We're going to see a lot more failing candidates and defeated incumbents running again for several more years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (KbEzc)
________

And Trump won the first time (2016). Lake never won. Sure, she wuz robbed, but officially she lost. And I never thought she was a great candidate either. She was the Golden Gal to a lot on the right, but I wasn't convinced she would be very appealing in the general.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

296 Howdy Hordelings! What's new?
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 03:53 PM


The crows know what Ace is going to do before Ace does.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)

297 293 Why are all the morons going off?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Someone said Piper's dog's name was soup. I made a play on thinking that the Chinese characters of Piper's tattoo spelled SOUP.

Piper tried to dispel the rumor that she had a tattoo and typo'd tumor instead of rumor.

After that, it was Katie bar the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)

Clearly you TRIED, rickb223, but ....

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (6wpGE)

298 Howdy Hordelings! What's new?
Posted by: Doof

Hope you have a new 'Ette Couture cob lined up.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)

299 After that, it was Katie bar the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:55 PM (lnk1R)


Ya gotta love it when the Horde gets on a roll.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (2WIwB)

300 300

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (6wpGE)

301 Piper has a tattoo?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

302 295
And Trump won the first time (2016). Lake never won. Sure, she wuz robbed, but officially she lost. And I never thought she was a great candidate either. She was the Golden Gal to a lot on the right, but I wasn't convinced she would be very appealing in the general.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

======

It explains Brown's run this year, Kamala's run in 2028, and it will explain, a hypothetical Sinema run for Senate in AZ again, or something. "I lost, but I have name recognition."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)

303 Will Piper fit in the side bar or do you have to fold her up like a lawn-chair to make her fit?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

304 Poor Piper. The tumor got her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (lnk1R)

I thought it was lupus.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)

305 Piper has a tattoo?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


No. It's just a tumor rumor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (lnk1R)

306 If this guy was 'fully vetted,' they're gonna need to check on their vetting process.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I think their vetting involves a few dozen pair of boots, some shoe polish, and a tongue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (diia5)

307 Vivek and the Dem...
exchanging glances.....

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (oknh1)

308 Total op, we've seen this from the dems for many decades. Whispers, whispers, then big story! Not that the accusations won't be true in this case. But the national dems want someone else in the race.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)

309 Ya gotta love it when the Horde gets on a roll.
Posted by: Diogenes



You really hotta love how she's a good sport about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (lnk1R)

310 I don't know-- if a candidate withdraws from a race, would votes for him be counted, or discarded?
---
Don't rule out: flow to a benefactor Dem.

Because I'm sure the Dems would love that one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

311 The crows know what Ace is going to do before Ace does.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (0sNs1)
====

They're sending him warnings about cutting off the treats. The crows are depositing picked-over bird bodies on his porch and Ace thinks the carcasses are 'gifts'.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)

312 IT'S NOT A TUMAH !

Posted by: Pipernegger at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

313 270 231 214 Someone mentioned they need platner out by the 9th

Looks like they have that in overdrive now
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 03:40 PM (PszcT)

Heard earlier that they can't remove him from the ballot at this point, it's too late. So not sure what the date actually is.

Also heard they went with Platner because he polls well with 18-34 year olds, who like to be communists in mom's basement. Its a group the Dems are trying to wrest back from Trump.



Too late?HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Torricelli at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (fi5pf)

314 237 I saw Lynyrd Skynyrd open for Keith Edwards and the Rolling Stones at the Oakland Coleseum in '77
Posted by: DBCooper at June 04, 2026 03:44 PM (3oMnW)


Officially jealous as that was a fantastic concert for Lynyrd Skynyrd. I totally and completely loved them and never got to see them live. I guess my one regret in life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

315 If this guy was 'fully vetted,' they're gonna need to check on their vetting process.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---
I think there was some confusion about his car.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

316 308 Total op, we've seen this from the dems for many decades. Whispers, whispers, then big story! Not that the accusations won't be true in this case. But the national dems want someone else in the race.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)

======

This is why Schumer recruited Mills.

There were stories months ago praising Schumer for his great recruitment for this cycle, and Mills was a major name in those stories.

And she dropped out of this race because after months of people knowing that Mills' opponent had a Nazi tattoo for 18 years, she was still trailing by 30-50 points in every poll.

The establishment has almost no control of its base anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (KbEzc)

317 IT'S NOT A TUMAH !
Posted by: Pipernegger



😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (lnk1R)

318 well Piper, I am glad you're alive!
Tuned in in time to see the request to add you to the sidebar, and spent way too much time looking to see what horrible thing had happened, crawling through other threads.
Could not imagine no more fashion updates, or opportunities for my own personal growth in having to acknowledge that it is possible for someone to be witty, wise, and wonderful in spite of the fact that they happily eat kale.
whew!

Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (enw9G)

319 And Trump won the first time (2016). Lake never won. Sure, she wuz robbed, but officially she lost. And I never thought she was a great candidate either. She was the Golden Gal to a lot on the right, but I wasn't convinced she would be very appealing in the general.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

======

It explains Brown's run this year, Kamala's run in 2028, and it will explain, a hypothetical Sinema run for Senate in AZ again, or something. "I lost, but I have name recognition."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)
______

Sununu FTW!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

320 Vivek is no better than a Dem. This is one of those races where the only good result is both of them losing.

Posted by: Heroq at June 04, 2026 04:01 PM (rKig4)

321 Protesters at Karmelo Anthony trial are chanting, "Self defense is not a crime!"

You can't hold a pro-life sign near an abortion clinic, but what the protesters are doing is just fine!

Posted by: mnw at June 04, 2026 04:02 PM (RCjYY)

322 Platner is a coward. He needs to man-up and say, "Yeah, I am a scumbag. This will not prevent me from being a terrific Senator representing Maine! Vote for Me! Ted Kennedy would if he could!"

Posted by: Gref at June 04, 2026 04:02 PM (5rh/l)

323 In the Olden Days, the Dems would offer the Platnerites fistfuls of filthy lucre looted the US Treasury (laundered through their pet NGOs) to soothe their ruffled feathers.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)
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Or A HOUSE!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

324 14 @ace, may I please have my own personal edit button? I clearly cannot be trusted to proof read my posts. And do you see where this has gotten us? I am dead. There are statues being minted. People are fighting over my shoes. It’s chaos.
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (/sySz

You're not foolin' anyone, you know...

Posted by: Get in the cart at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (nbLIj)

325 301 Piper has a tattoo?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1)

A gang tattoo.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (6wpGE)

326 The tumor has a rat too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Cqx++)

327 What was that song by Adele?

Was it: Tumor Has It?

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)

328 Although I think Plantner is toast, I think Piper still has a fighting chance. Come on Piper, you can do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)

329 Senator Bernie Sanders was noncommittal when asked by a Washington Examiner reporter if there's a concern sexual assault allegations could come out against Graham Platner.

Bernie Sanders: "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"


It's amazing how quickly the MeToo Movement has been vaporized. It's almost as if it was never real. Same thing with Naziism being bad. I get the feeling the DNC isn't very honest.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (oji8u)

330 309 Ya gotta love it when the Horde gets on a roll.
Posted by: Diogenes

You really hotta love how she's a good sport about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:59 PM (lnk1R)

She's out back slashin' people's tires.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:04 PM (6wpGE)

331 The tumor has a rat too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2026 04:03 PM (Cqx++)
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She needs to swallow a cat.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)

332 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

333 I guess we’ll be seeing the full stories on Platner by the end of the week, then?

The Demedia have to set it up so they can push it on the Sunday morning interview shows and then talk about it all day Monday and Tuesday.

Janet Mills might het a few more votes out of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

334 Berenson has heard Hotchkiss.....

Alex Berenson
@AlexBerenson
·
5h
So
@grahamformaine
is now saying he won't face any "credible" allegations of sexual assault?

Oof.

The rumors involve Hotchkiss, and why Platner left after one semester in 1999.

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (kX27y)

335 Oh my. Reporters asking other democrats about a scandal in their own party?

WOW.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

336 Gref: "...Ted Kennedy would if he could!"

Who says he won't?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (oji8u)

337 332 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

Who gets her stuff?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (6wpGE)

338 Ask Bernie Sanders if a white person should be on Carmelo Anthony's jury.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (YlWIZ)

339 UPDATE! Graham Platner says there aren't any "credible" charges of sexual assault coming.


Seriously, He is pulling the credibility card on sexual assault?


He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (0N4FZ)

340 332 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (okun6)

341 That Kari Lake was a hideous creature unfit to serve in government.

Posted by: Rosa Delauro at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (nvKZ7)

342 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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If she posts later, she's just lying.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

343 I bought "Platner will drop out before 7/14" on PredictIt for $0.04. It's going for $0.49 now.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)

344 Man. I just went out to go to work and all my tires have been slashed.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (TsnvK)

345 @ForgiatoBlow47
Texas man arrested for charging illegals $200 per person to guide them to asylum towns

He instead lead them to ICE detention center

https://x.com/ForgiatoBlow47/status/
2062234061666455937

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I found my next candidate for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)

346 "Self defense is not a crime!"
------

How about walking up to someone unarmed and stabbing them. Is that a crime?

Melo was merely arrested for Stabbing While Black

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (oknh1)

347 Ask Bernie Sanders where all the money went.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (YlWIZ)

348 "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"

Good point. Let's examine that. Why DOES Bernie Sanders have so many homes, when so many people have none?

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (0e5Te)

349 Ask Bernie Sanders if a white person should be on Carmelo Anthony's jury.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM (YlWIZ)
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I will answer that question for A HOUSE!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

350 343 I bought "Platner will drop out before 7/14" on PredictIt for $0.04. It's going for $0.49 now.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3ImbR)

======

Easy money!

But I wouldn't count on it fully paying out. Dude has no shame or honor or anywhere else to go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

351 I sure hope Piper doesn't think dying is an acceptable excuse for not providing Sunday fashion content

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (s5c1p)

352 Mr. Steinbrenner's here. Piper is dead. Call me back.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (qUkBO)

353 344 Man. I just went out to go to work and all my tires have been slashed.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (TsnvK)

It was Piper.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (6wpGE)

354 They're going to eject Platner and inject Mills.
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)

355 Who gets her stuff?
Posted by: m

Soup.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

356 mnw: "Protesters at Karmelo Anthony trial are chanting, 'Self defense is not a crime!'"

The protestors are right; self-defense isn't a crime. Too bad what Anthony did wasn't self-defense.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (oji8u)

357 Something will happen!

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (GD0B3)

358 354 They're going to eject Platner and inject Mills.
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)

=======

Platner has to agree to drop out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

359 They're going to eject Platner and inject Mills.
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)
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The Democarp way!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

360 If Starmer finally steps down from being PM, I'll believe that modern leftist politicians have shame and will resign in the face of obvious scandal and electoral issues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (KbEzc)

361 The Dems will say the Mitt bullied a kid at prep school and didn't leave the race. So what Platner did a sexual assault at Hodgkiss it was years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (gQKJe)

362 355 Who gets her stuff?
Posted by: m

Soup.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)

Who gets "Soup"?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (6wpGE)

363 Oh my. Reporters asking other democrats about a scandal in their own party?

WOW.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

He has been chosen to be dropped out. And I think we are watching a very quick rebrand at the same time.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)

364 Platner has to agree to drop out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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And it's going to be a lot harder to write a letter in his name than it was for Joe.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

365 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

The only course of action is obvious. Hold a magnificent funeral, write a protest song called Piper's Song, put up some statues, and then put her face on our victorious movement's coinage. There could be some naysayers who object to our torchlight yoga sessions, but they'll be swept aside in short order.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)

Who gets her stuff?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:07 PM


Did she join buzzion on the choir invisible?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (0N4FZ)

366 The gay community is crawling with prostitution, alone with every other of the worst social and health pathologies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

Sex in the City was written by gay dudes portraying THIER lifestyle and women gobbled it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

367 Who gets "Soup"?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (6wpGE)
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Posted by: You Know Who at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

368 Not a lot of trolls in this thread

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)

369 368 Not a lot of trolls in this thread

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)

=====

Yeah, I feel lonely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (KbEzc)

370 367 Who gets "Soup"?
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (6wpGE)
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NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Posted by: You Know Who at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)

ha!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (6wpGE)

371 I found my next candidate for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)

Seems like they should be paying him some bounties not charging him with fraud.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

372 358 354 They're going to eject Platner and inject Mills.
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ddl1m)

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Platner has to agree to drop out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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It would be glorious to seem him go down fighting. *popping popcorn, extra butter*

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

373 They're going to eject Platner and inject Mills.
Mills will be the candidate without receiving any votes.

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM


They can't do that, there is no precedent for doing that.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0N4FZ)

374 Piper,
Call me.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (0e5Te)

375 Bernie Sanders: "Why don't we examine income and wealth inequality?"

--

Surely he doesn't mean his...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (qBdHI)

376 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (0N4FZ)

377 Platner has to agree to drop out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)
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Guess who's getting a new house....

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)

378 Oh my God Bernie Sanders

Just fucking die already you rich white old communist mother fucker

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (61TgR)

379 Hopefully, McCain's funeral will finally finish before the celebration for Piper begins. And so close to pride month.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)

380 A suspiciously specific denial.

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM (13ivK)

381 I can assure you all that Piper is most assuredly dead. I read it here, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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If she posts later, she's just lying.
Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM


Have people forgotten buzzion so soon?

Sic transit gloria.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)

382 The gay community is crawling with prostitution, alone with every other of the worst social and health pathologies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

Sex in the City was written by gay dudes portraying THIER lifestyle and women gobbled it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (zZu0s)
_____

Samantha was basically a gay man

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

383 372 It would be glorious to seem him go down fighting. *popping popcorn, extra butter*

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

=======

He's a nepo baby who went to war three times just to kill people (psychopath), runs an oyster farm that only sells to his mother (nepo-baby reliant on his parents), and signed up for KIK after it was revealed in the NYT that it was a breeding ground for minor exploitation (completely amoral).

But, sure, "Please drop out or we'll tell bad stuff about you," is going to influence the guy who had a Nazi tattoo until after it became a campaign issue (and may actually still have it).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (KbEzc)

384 363 Oh my. Reporters asking other democrats about a scandal in their own party?

WOW.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

He has been chosen to be dropped out. And I think we are watching a very quick rebrand at the same time.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)
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Ah yes. Dem party telling NYT's and WAPO to release the Kraken.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

385 Have people forgotten buzzion so soon?

Sic transit gloria.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
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I was actually trying to think of a way to link buzzion (RIP) in.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

386 I'm sorry, but I don't remember seeing any tattoos when Piper was pole dancing at the TxMoMe on Saturday night.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (0sNs1)

387 Piper is like a candle in the wind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wVcYX)

388 384 He has been chosen to be dropped out. And I think we are watching a very quick rebrand at the same time.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:10 PM (oknh1)
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Ah yes. Dem party telling NYT's and WAPO to release the Kraken.

Posted by: WisRich at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

======

They think they have until Tuesday.

But, the race is already over. Maine has been voting for 3 weeks. And Maine is a very big early voting state.

He's the nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (KbEzc)

389 387 Piper is like a candle in the wind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:15 PM (wVcYX)

"was"

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)

390 I can admit having no recall if I've had kale. As far as okra, I'd rather eat a bowl of picked jalapenos.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (D1E+2)

391 Samantha was basically a gay man
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)
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Is that the gay man played by Kim Cattrall?

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

392 The great thing about this is all the Dems that were just endorsing him..... yesterday!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW)

393 The Blade steals all these FIRSTS like a ferocious psycho ninja, and nobody cares. Piper dies from a tumor and half the comments are about her. It ain't fair, man!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

394 Not a lot of trolls in this thread
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:11 PM (oknh1)
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Piper took them all out in a blaze of glory before finally succumbing to her wounds...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (gnNyN)

395 And so close to pride month.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:13 PM


Dude! We're IN Pride Month. In fact, it's 13.333334% over!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

396 Sex in the City was written by gay dudes portraying THIER lifestyle and women gobbled it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


And then normal people looked at the women in that show and said "gosh aren't women terrible".

I wonder how many of the "women's socio-sexual behavior is terrible" studies are actually studies of gay men's behavior that is somehow being attributed to women.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)

397 393 The Blade steals all these FIRSTS like a ferocious psycho ninja, and nobody cares. Piper dies from a tumor and half the comments are about her. It ain't fair, man!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

Couple of days, we'll forget about her, tho.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (6wpGE)

398 I'm sorry, but I don't remember seeing any tattoos when Piper was pole dancing at the TxMoMe on Saturday night.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

YOU KNOW THE RULE...

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

399 Dude! We're IN Pride Month. In fact, it's 13.333334% over!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)
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Wrath Month is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: That guy who thinks Wrath Month is gonna be LIT at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (amcLV)

400 400

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (6wpGE)

401 I can admit having no recall if I've had kale. As far as okra, I'd rather eat a bowl of picked jalapenos.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 04:16 PM (D1E+2)
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A lot of plants are trying to kill you. Kale was a lot less subtle about it for me. Severe gas and chest pains after drinking my first kale smoothie. Couldn't breath deeply for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)

402
I ate steak and shellfish four times a week for 20 years, and I eventually bought myself a case of raging gout.

I'm just a middle class jerkoff, but I stopped, and the gout is totally gone.

Bernie Sanders is a lifelong millionaire, and he couldn't afford to stop having it. He still hobbles around drenched in sweat.

Just an observation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)

403 Texas man arrested for charging illegals $200 per person to guide them to asylum towns

He instead lead them to ICE detention center

https://x.com/ForgiatoBlow47/status/
2062234061666455937

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I found my next candidate for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 04:08 PM (KbEzc)

Well, if the detention centers were in sanctuary cities, he technically fulfilled the contract...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (nbLIj)

404 398 I'm sorry, but I don't remember seeing any tattoos when Piper was pole dancing at the TxMoMe on Saturday night.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

YOU KNOW THE RULE...
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

"You have to pay extra"?

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (6wpGE)

405 Not Found

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)

406 Samantha was basically a gay man
Posted by: Elric The Blade

No, that was Uncle Arthur, not Samantha. No gay trannie guy could've looked as good as Samantha.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

407 Only gays memorize the dates of pride month.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (n5tGW)

408 The trans idea of what a woman should be.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (oknh1)

409 402 I ate steak and shellfish four times a week for 20 years, and I eventually bought myself a case of raging gout.

I'm just a middle class jerkoff, but I stopped, and the gout is totally gone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM (BI5O2)

Very cool!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (6wpGE)

410 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 04, 2026 04:20 PM (mfV+0)

411 new thread up

Posted by: Ann at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (SHHm+)

412 I'm sorry, but I don't remember seeing any tattoos when Piper was pole dancing at the TxMoMe on Saturday night.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

YOU KNOW THE RULE...
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:18 PM


What happens at the MoMe stays at the MoMe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (0sNs1)

413 405 Not Found
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (wVcYX)

You were robbed!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6wpGE)

414 Kale is a hard non-negotiable no for me.
Anything you have to freeze, beat with a rock for a week, then boil for a month and add twelve other strong-flavored ingredients in order to choke down is not meant to be eaten.
(I do like okra, however, in gumbo, pickled, and fried)

Posted by: barbarausa at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (enw9G)

415 Never watched much of Sex in the City.

Kim Catrall will always be Gracie Law to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)

416 The trans idea of what a woman should be.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:19 PM (oknh1)
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Well they feel like they feel what what it would feel like to be a woman, so they oughta know.

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

417 Piper,
Call me.
Posted by: Paul McCartney

Me too.
-- Abe Vigoda

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

418 Make a typo in your next first. Call yourself the Blode or something and get a new nickname for life

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (oknh1)

419 Kim Catrall will always be Gracie Law to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 04, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)
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"INDIE!!!!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 04, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

420 Those wacky rich kids and their boarding school hijincks.

All you can do is pinch their cheeks* and giggle.




*with battery cables.

Posted by: Sifty at June 04, 2026 04:23 PM (rH87P)

421 Yeah that series breaks the illusion

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 04:49 PM (bXbFr)

422 210 Ro Khanna will rallying with Platner tonight in Bar Harbor.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (2eTZj)

Come down to the rally, bros. We're gonna take some really wet sh*ts in the portapotty at the same time and then beat each other off. After that, they're gonna roll us down a hill! Whooo! Democracy!

Posted by: Nelly at June 04, 2026 06:06 PM (6+ehB)

423 "...something big is afoot at the Circle K."

Bill and Ted thank you...

So do I...

Posted by: Eric at June 05, 2026 06:13 AM (zYsfK)

Democrat Ron Wyden Lisps Defamations at Scott Bessent So Scott Bessent Asks Him About Wyden's Son's Business Dealings With Jeffrey Epstein

Trump's Secretaries ate their Wheaties yesterday morning. They were accepting zero bullshit from the communist Nazi agents of foreign powers.

Catherine Herridge -- the investigative reporter CBS fired, with no objection from the prancing ponce Scott Pelley -- confirms:

Catherine Herridge
@C__Herridge

DIG DEEPER: After the clash between @SecScottBessent + @SenRonWyden
I ran "Adam Wyden" through the DOJ Epstein Files portal:

29 hits including this April 2016 "thank you email" via Epstein's assistant

He asked a Congresswoman who the president during World War One was, and she could not answer. She said "I don't know."

A congresswoman.

Doesn't know.

Who the President was.

During World War One.

You think that's stupid? Check out this retard who the Democrats think is smart enough to be a political leader and federal legislator.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

48m

🚨 OMG. Secretary Bessent just BRUTALLY EMBARRASSED this RUDE Democrat congressman

LARSON (D): Are you in favor of eliminating the gas tax?!

BESSENT: We have moved to--

LARSON: --Are you IN FAVOR of ELIMINATING the gas tax?! Answer!

BESSENT: Well if I'm NOT INTERRUPTED I CAN!

LARSON: I'm waiting for your answer!

BESSENT: We ASKED CONGRESS to eliminate the gas tax. That's done through statute.

*Pause*

LARSON: ...you moved that? You're in favor of eliminating the gas tax?

BESSENT: We have ASKED for that.

LARSON: You're in favor to eliminate the gas tax?

BESSENT: AGAIN, the White House ASKED for it.

LARSON: They have?! Why isn't it before the committee for a vote?

BESSENT: I don't run the agenda. 😂💀

Clueless dolt!


He has no patience for flighty idiot Democrat women who seem to think that the Department of Treasury manages USAID, which is/was a State Department boondoggle.

This is embarrassing. What would you say you do here, ladies?

Marco Rubio was also not having any bullshit. Democrats repeatedly harrangued him and refused to let him answer. When he tried to answer, they would bark "I'm reclaiming my time" meaning "you do not have permission to speak, because I'm claiming the time you would need to answer."

Rubio repeatedly asked: What the hell is this?

A series of elderly eighth grade girls badgered him and would not let him answer. This c*** made a snide remark about his shoes, just to prove that she's a Serious Person who is definitely not in a state of Arrested Development at the lowest possible level of female maturation.

At one point Rubio said, "I thought this was a hearing" -- you know, like a place where witnesses are heard.

Nope! It's a place for Democrats to film pre-scripted "TikTok videos," as Rubio said:


Scott Bessent also slammed Congresswoman Linda Chavez for "slandering" the Administration to get "social media clips."


Rubio is really growing on me.

Q: "You are aware that Greenland is part of Denmark?"

Rubio: "For now."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 THE BLADETH ISTH ON FIYAH

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

2 This is what needs to happen.

The left has been allowed to malign people while the right just calmly takes it.

There needs to be push back and counter-attack every single time until they learn. (It will be a long while)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 04, 2026 02:14 PM (N1tpc)

3 Seriously, if I'm Trump I just tell my secretaries to stop going. What's the fucking point?

Posted by: Jim Rose at June 04, 2026 02:15 PM (miqrx)

4 Lobe Bessent

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 02:15 PM (gmEzm)

5 4 Lobe Bessent
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 02:15 PM (gmEzm)


LOL... Love

Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (gmEzm)

6 If talking to Epstein were illegal, Bill Clinton would be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (KbEzc)

7 Rubio is really growing on me.

======

Seems like a good egg.

And then I remember 2013.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (KbEzc)

8 Who the President was.

During World War One.


In fairness Wilson's wife was the power behind the throne after his stroke.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

9 8 Who the President was.

During World War One.

In fairness Wilson's wife was the power behind the throne after his stroke.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

=======

So, just saying Wilson would have been right either way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (KbEzc)

10 The Federal gas tax is a joke. Needs to go away...

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (XuXeR)

11 Yeah lieu is a moron (not the good kind)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (bXbFr)

12 In fairness Wilson's wife was the power behind the throne after his stroke.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

Pff. Like THAT could ever happen.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (gKWVE)

13 I watched some of the Rubio meeting? Hearing? It was a waste of his time. Those people don't want answers. They want soundbites. He's way too kind. I would laugh at them and tell them fuck right off. Ted Lieu especially. That guy is a dick.

Posted by: turambar at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (Q0yOR)

14 Clinton wasnt merely talking ifywim

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (bXbFr)

15 All the Democrats are embarrassing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (8Xy/A)

16 WILLLSON!

/Chuck Nolan

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (XuXeR)

17 Rubio has outperformed expectations rations more than anyone in the administration. I wrote him off as an idiot back when he climbed in bed with Chuck Schumer for an amnesty deal. I guess people can learn…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 04, 2026 02:19 PM (lBqsU)

18 Or Noland. Don't remember.

Posted by: man at June 04, 2026 02:19 PM (XuXeR)

19 In fairness Wilson's wife was the power behind the throne after his stroke.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

Pff. Like THAT could ever happen.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (gKWVE)

In Wilson's defense, he was competent not incapacitated when he was elected, at least.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 04, 2026 02:19 PM (N1tpc)

20 All the Democrats are embarrassing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (8Xy/A)
-

10s of millions of people keep voting for them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 02:20 PM (3UbC6)

21 UGGG... meant strikethrough, not italics.

Wilson was not competent.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 04, 2026 02:20 PM (N1tpc)

22 I remember when Rush (PBUH) made fun of Wyden on his TV show because he couldn't locate Bosnia on a globe. What an imbecile. Yet 30 years later he's still in office.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 04, 2026 02:20 PM (lY/NM)

23 Lisps. Is that like a stutter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:21 PM (X0axn)

25 In documents released through the Department of Justice Epstein Files, emails surfaced showing that Adam Wyden—the son of U.S. Senator Ron Wyden—met with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in April 2016 to pitch his hedge fund, ADW Capital

Note in 2008 Epstein plead guilty to sex with a minor

This makes both Adam and his father Ron members of "The Epstein Class" as the left has been framing it

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

26 This reminds me of Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:21 PM (X0axn)

27 "For now".... lol. Always good to read about 'our team' being awesome (I can't stand to listen to the screeching harpies of Congress, and I include the 'men' in this, to actually listen to their awesome takedowns unless the clip is properly... clipped)

Posted by: RandomDave at June 04, 2026 02:22 PM (aJQbY)

28 Shes the dummer chavez sister

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:22 PM (bXbFr)

29 So, just saying Wilson would have been right either way.

I suspect a modern Dem congresscritter would argue you shouldn't assume she took her husband's name...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

30 HOLY SMOKES. Sec. Marco Rubio just OBLITERATED Sen. Rosen (D)'s lies

ROSEN: You were at a PARTY instead of helping JD Vance negotiate with Iran!

RUBIO: "You don't know what you're TALKING ABOUT! I know your staff wrote up this CUTE statement for TikTok, but it's NOT TRUE. And it's not real. That's NOT what happened."


I just noticed that Rubio has truly epic ears. I mean, he could fly if he could just flap them.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:22 PM (Riz8t)

31 Actually she had taken wilsons bame

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:23 PM (bXbFr)

32 He asked a Congresswoman who the president during World War One was, and she could not answer. She said "I don't know."

What's with that woman's eyes? She has pupils larger than Joe Biden's during debates. I think she may be possessed.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

33 Rubio is really growing on me.

Me too. I really hope it isn't GOPe chameleon powers. He was always sharp and quick-witted, but I think fell-in with the Establishment crowd as being where the power and stability is. Trump really opened his (and others') eyes to the fact that you don't have to play nice and cordial with these assholes, and the American voters will reward someone who publicly humiliates asshole politicians. Rubio unleashed and unburdened is actually pretty terrifying lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 04, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

34 Uh oh. After a long break, Rubio is going to need to lock down his trashcans again. A shadowy figure from the past is coming to visit..

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

35 Further proving the dems have absolutely nothing of merit to bring to the table. Nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (X0axn)

36 Not a big Rubio fan but I am enjoying his balls.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (oknh1)

37 I mean, it seems like it was just last thread.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (X0axn)

38 Yeah they stole that seat fair and square

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (bXbFr)

39 I just noticed that Rubio has truly epic ears. I mean, he could fly if he could just flap them.
Posted by: Archimedes

Hey, Marco. Race ya!
-- King Charles

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

40 Jackie rosen

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (bXbFr)

41 Lobe Bessent
Posted by: It's me donna at June 04, 2026 02:15 PM (gmEzm)
~~~~~

Me too. I think it was yesterday, I posted his back and forth with Thom Tillis.

Tillis: Did you actually tell Pulte you were going to punch him in the face?

Bessent: No sir. I actually said I was going to kick his ass.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (3ImbR)

42 REMEMBER PIPER!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (DJPFk)

43 Further proving the dems have absolutely nothing of merit to bring to the table. Nothing.

Untrue. The bottoms of our bodies of water are much cleaner as a result of their ministrations.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

44 Who are these retards questioning Rubio and Bessent? Serious question. I never heard of any of them.

And who could forget that Chu lady with her comically garish makeup that looks hosed on with a power washer? The Joker wears less makeup than her.

These leeches must be the back-benchers of the waterboys of the towel-washers on the JV team.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

45 Rubio stripping the bark off these fucking retards never gets old...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (NsecA)

46 She said something to Rubio about his shoes.

He was "WTF? We're talking about SHOES?!?"

This man had learned a LOT from Trump, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (X0axn)

47 All the Democrats are embarrassing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:18 PM (8Xy/A)

And the skies are gray...

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (oknh1)

48 I think I would prefer a Rubio/Vance ticket.

Marco is so based.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (3rvfE)

49 This reminds me of Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:21 PM (X0axn)

I thought i saw her name in the comments, but my eyes must have been playing tricks on me.

The nights are the worst. Poor Soup. He must really be going through hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

50 Both Bessent and Rubio were on fire yesterday. It was epic in both cases.

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

51 Who are these retards questioning Rubio and Bessent? Serious question. I never heard of any of them.


The Dems aren't sending their smartest to serve in Congress...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

52 Not a big Rubio fan but I am enjoying his balls.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (oknh1)



Another post begging for a sock that will live in infamy........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:27 PM (X0axn)

53 Bessent stole literally billions of dollars from Iranian officials over the last few months all while he's writing regulations to debank illegals in the US and, apparently, crashing the Chinese yuan.

Dude is a beast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (KbEzc)

54 Wilson was a uber socialist and a racist just like today's Democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (WNOcj)

55 Democrats only in for lies and Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

56 @RepWPH
🚨 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.

Governor Kathy Hochul will be replacing "mother" with "gestating parent" and "father" with "non-gestating parent."

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ZxPkt)

57 Not a big Rubio fan but I am enjoying his balls.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (oknh1)


Back off!

Posted by: Mrs Marco Rubio at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

58 Actually those are (look at the runner ups,)

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (bXbFr)

59 I really want someone in a hearing to look straight at a camera and say:

"Look. I know there are lots of voters out there that vote straight party ticket no matter what. But look at what you're sending to DC. This is embarrassing. Seriously. Be better. God Bless Piper."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:29 PM (X0axn)

60 I LOVE THIS

Wyden looks like he has the slims or a car ran over his head several times.

I am currently on a rampage so beware. The professor of a university pediatric group did not put my 9mo old granddaughter on an antibiotic on Tuesday. Thankfully her own immune system has fought this UTI down. So now...NOW...one day after a premliminary culture that WOULD SHOW GROWTH...she's to start an antibiotic. And, oh, she'll need an ultrasound of her kidneys a couple of weeks after she finishes the antibiotic in the event it damaged her kidneys.

I may be an "olde" RN but I know what should have been done on Tuesday & "she was not concerned with her Ph being off the charts at 9, 1+ WBC, trace RBC, and cloudy." I said on Tuesday to DIL that that's weird. You are usually put on an antibiotic til cultures are complete & change med if needed.

Yes, they are getting a new pediatrician. One who, hopefully, does not still wear a mask years post covid.

Thankfully my lovely baby girl is not in the hospital with IV antibiotics for sepsis after a weekend of 101-102 temps.

Thank you, Ace. Enjoy seeing Marco wipe the sneer off their faces. I love Sec Bessent as well.

Epstein has entered the chat

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 02:29 PM (WONhk)

61 Can we please put Piper in the side bar?

These hearings should be mandatory viewing. Forcing people to confront the stupidity might net a few WTF?'s from more serious minded people. And maybe a vote or two.

Posted by: Reforger, some absent friends... at June 04, 2026 02:29 PM (TsnvK)

62 Yes, all of the little rants are done for social media clicks.

And none of the Dems have any idea what to do once the script ends.

If I was Chair, every time a Dem says, "I reclaim my time" I'd respond "the request is denied, your time will be charged to the witness who will be permitted to complete their answer."

It's long past time that the Republican chairs of these committees stop letting them play these stupid games.
But they're all pussies who live in constant fear of the Dems and the media.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (73/SM)

63 My birthday is this coming Non-Gestating Parent's Day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (amcLV)

64 It's kinda cool how our gay TreasSec seems to have the sharpest claws

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (ZxPkt)

65 43 Further proving the dems have absolutely nothing of merit to bring to the table. Nothing.

Untrue. The bottoms of our bodies of water are much cleaner as a result of their ministrations.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

======

And just to level set here:

Republicans in Congress are also absolutely awful at asking questions of witnesses in committee hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (KbEzc)

66 sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (Bq6MR)

67 Rubio owned one Dem idiot woman so bad she went running out of the room yelling like a loon. His reply "Thank you for coming".

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

68 Edith was definitely President afterward, but who knows how much her semi-retarded influence asserted itself during the war?

I'm calling this an open question.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (BI5O2)

69 What do shoes have to do with anything? Surely she didn't come up with this on her own. It must have been the aides.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:31 PM (n3VHW)

70 Ted Win-Ping Lieu should be deported back to Taiwan, North Korea or whatever Asian Satrapy he hails from.

Posted by: Chun King at June 04, 2026 02:31 PM (IqKsT)

71
Thankfully my lovely baby girl is not in the hospital with IV antibiotics for sepsis after a weekend of 101-102 temps.



May God's healing hands provide her strength.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:31 PM (X0axn)

72 ubio is really growing on me.

Oh, no. Not again...

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at June 04, 2026 02:31 PM (f4tQo)

73 I'm reminded the last time we got an Epstein file dump that listed a bunch of Dem insiders, leftist profs, and leftist celebs the left started arguing those were just innocent people that didn't know who Epstein was

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

74 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.

Governor Kathy Hochul will be replacing "mother" with "gestating parent" and "father" with "non-gestating parent."
Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ZxPkt)

Again they have no self awareness that they are following 1984 like an instruction manual.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (WNOcj)

75 The Rep. Salazar that was so solicitous in giving Rubio her time to answer the Congressbint's questions is the same Salazar that cosponsored the DIGNITY Act.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (0CU3H)

76 We seem to be distracted from the Epstien files.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (TsnvK)

77 Marco is growing on me fast

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (Ia/+0)

78 Lefty Reddit (so, 95% of it) is focused on a different, stupider part of the hearing.

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

THEY ARE BUILDING THE EVIDENCE required to investigate, check, and remove allllll these corrupt mfers when we have a democratic congress in January 🙌 GET OUT AND VOTE!!

this is fùcking great. This will get under trump’s skin. It will turn him against Rubio and it’s forever a stain on Rubio.

"He calls me at 2AM, 5AM, he doesn't sleep!" Yeah. That's exactly why he sleeps during the middle of the day...

Rubio's lame attempts at gaslighting would never hold up in court. Perjury charges are ready to file once we regain power.

Congress has the ability to charge people with "Contempt of Congress". So they can do something. They just dont.

I got the score card. Trumps sleepy time Thus far on cam Trump 18x sleepy joe Biden 13

Rubio is just another ass kisser to the Orange Man. Cannot wait for them to be arrested. That includes Melania, Baron, Eric and that idiot Donny, Jr

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

79 Again they have no self awareness that they are following 1984 like an instruction manual.

Orwell, as a leftist, knew exactly how leftists think and act.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

80 Even more than his policies, I think this attitude is why conservatives love Trump. We're all tired of being called racists, Nazis, imbeciles, etc., while people like Jeb! just sat there and took it. Lieu, Wyden, Pelosi - all of them- can fuck off.

Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (dMKlf)

81

Posted by: Paul at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (Bq6MR)

======

The Epstein files are super important to you, but you've never searched through the files that were released?

Is that because it's actually a fantasy in your head that you don't care about in reality, or because you're just lazy and stupid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (KbEzc)

82 "Rubio is really growing on me."

Perhaps the smoothest operator in the GOP right now. He gets the edge because, a) he's articulate , b) he's quick, and c) he speaks fast. IOW, come at him with a knife and he'll return fire with a Gatling gun.

MAGA has an extensive bench, but Rubio is exceeding expectations. Trump's gravitas has really empowered Rubio.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (oji8u)

83 This is the way. The President needs to remind Congress that they are a Co Equal part of the Government. That Cabinet Members are being called into Congress, not to answer actual questions, but to be lectured, is NOT what oversight is supposed to be for.

And that even asking questions about what Cabinet members have talked about with the President, is covered under Executive Privilege.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

84 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 02:29 PM (WONhk)

Sorry to hear of your granddaughters troubles. Will pray for her healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (n3VHW)

85 Rubio: What am I, in a dunk tank?

Hahaha!

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (3ImbR)

86 Marco Rubio seems to be doing a fine job for Trump.

Marco Rubio is a career Republican.

I will never support Marco Rubio.

The same goes for JD Vance.

And Ron DeSantis.

Or any of these DC GOP critters.

That (R) is a disqualifier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)

87 $400,000,000,000

https://t.co/JMg30k2Nxb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (3UbC6)

88
Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.



Lieu knows what Rubio actually saw? How is that possible. He's got a camera implanted in Rubio's eye?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (X0axn)

89 Love Bessent!

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (4KUe5)

90 66 sid's ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Paul

I'll be the judge of that!! 😛 🍑

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

91 78 Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep. Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

THEY ARE BUILDING THE EVIDENCE required to investigate, check, and remove allllll these corrupt mfers when we have a democratic congress in January 🙌 GET OUT AND VOTE!!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 04, 2026 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

======

Remember, we're stupid for thinking that six states shutting down ballot counting in the middle of the night because of a water leak in Atlanta could mean something untoward was happening in election counting in 2020.

But they're going to take down the Trump administration because Trump closed his eyes during a meeting once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (KbEzc)

92 MAGA has an extensive bench, but Rubio is exceeding expectations. Trump's gravitas has really empowered Rubio.

Can anyone name any of Biden's cabinet officials without looking them up?

For myself...Bootyjuice was at one point right? And he did...nothing.

Then Austin who mandates the poison shot for the troops.

And...did the rest of them even show up for work?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

93 Woodrow Wilson's stroke was in September 1919.
Now we have to go over the dates of WWI yet again.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (zdLoL)

94 Congress is just an extension of the Fake Media. These committee appointments are evil because then these stupid fucking legislators are allowed to have 'authority' over the rest of the country who did not elect them. They are tyrants.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (D1E+2)

95 Posted by: Paul at June 04, 2026 02:30 PM (Bq6MR)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (X0axn)

96 Remember when the GOP had a great bench in 2016?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (KbEzc)

97 Mr. Rubio, is it true that Dorthy wore rubio red shoes that she clicked as bigotry against little people and also killed Nancy Pelosi with water?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (n5tGW)

98 Even more than his policies, I think this attitude is why conservatives love Trump. We're all tired of being called racists, Nazis, imbeciles, etc., while people like Jeb! just sat there and took it. Lieu, Wyden, Pelosi - all of them- can fuck off.
Posted by: Wally at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (dMKlf)
~~~~~

Yep, that's a big part of it.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (3ImbR)

99 I'm beginning to think that our "best and brightest" are not being elected to Congress...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (gnNyN)

100 80 Exactly. Being called racist, Nazi, homophobe, Islamophobe, etc. etc. is tiredsome. I am none of those things. I'm American and I just want to be left alone. I don't need or want the govt in my business telling me what to do about everything in my life. Fuck off.

Posted by: turambar at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (Q0yOR)

101 92 Can anyone name any of Biden's cabinet officials without looking them up?

For myself...Bootyjuice was at one point right? And he did...nothing.

Then Austin who mandates the poison shot for the troops.

And...did the rest of them even show up for work?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

=====

Garland as AG.

Blinken at State.

They sucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (KbEzc)

102 86 Marco Rubio seems to be doing a fine job for Trump.

Marco Rubio is a career Republican.

I will never support Marco Rubio.

The same goes for JD Vance.

And Ron DeSantis.

Or any of these DC GOP critters.

That (R) is a disqualifier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:34 PM (BI5O2)

Then i hope you enjoy a Kamala admin in 2029...and she'd be the best of the Ds we could get...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (tOcjL)

103 Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.

I remember one academic tried to entice Epstein to come to a presentation he was giving by noting he had attractive co-eds and they would give him special attention if he came.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

104 Damn. Bessent fucking TORCHED Wyden. Love it.

Posted by: Get him to the burn unit! at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/)

105 Debating retards is not that hard if you're willing to do it. Seems Oliver North did it and then the GOP saw how popular he became and decided they didn't want to be popular. They preferred to be polite cucks.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (WNOcj)

106 Rubio's reply "Thank you for coming".

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (n3VHW)

107
"For now"

Heh. As for Greenland, they'd be better off as an American possession rather than being treated like shit by the Danes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (FkdoK)

108 Then i hope you enjoy a Kamala admin in 2029...and she'd be the best of the Ds we could get...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (tOcjL)

So be it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (BI5O2)

109 I don't give a rat's ass about the "Epstein Files" but it's nice to see Bessent hit that fucknugget over the head with his son's involvement with the creep. Nice! Always be attacking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

110 Woodrow Wilson's stroke was in September 1919.
Now we have to go over the dates of WWI yet again.


Wait, we had the internet in 1919?

Posted by: Some leftist at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

111 Coulda been third. But the wash was done.

Posted by: From about That Time at June 04, 2026 02:38 PM (sl73Y)

112 Rubio is a great capo regime. I would not trust him as Godfather.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 02:38 PM (gtcuf)

113 Woodrow Wilson's stroke was in September 1919.
Now we have to go over the dates of WWI yet again.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 04, 2026 02:35 PM (zdLoL)

Thank you.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:38 PM (WNOcj)

114
Marco Rubio is a career Republican.

I will never support Marco Rubio.

The same goes for JD Vance.

And Ron DeSantis.


Honestly before being appointed by Trump Rubio looked like any other cuck R Senator but since then...wow. He has been *easily* the best SoS in the country's history.

And DeSantis and Vance have both been bucking the GOPe since they were elected.

I'd be happy with either of them as our standard bearer in 2028.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

115 Tiger furry Lieu needs to be constantly reminded that he was helping an (Chinese?) arms-smuggler at the same time he was trying to disarm law-abiding Californians.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 04, 2026 02:39 PM (lFFaq)

116 Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.

I remember one academic tried to entice Epstein to come to a presentation he was giving by noting he had attractive co-eds and they would give him special attention if he came.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
____

Yea, Epstein was a big donor so everyone in academia had their hands out begging for cash. And using attractive ladies to close deals goes back to, I dunno, maybe caveman days?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

117 Marco Rubio seems to be doing a fine job for Trump.
Marco Rubio is a career Republican.
I will never support Marco Rubio.
...
Or any of these DC GOP critters.
That (R) is a disqualifier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Meh. If you're only going to vote when another Trump comes along, you may as well be waiting for Godot. I don't fully trust Rubio or DeSantis, but they've both done pretty well for the last few years, which shows they can at least pretend to be conservative if incentivized.

I drew the line at Romney, and most of 2016's primary candidates. No ¡Jeb!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

118 Being the one guy who noted that Edith Wilson ascended to power after the war, I feel like I'm ok to point out that WWD is a sanctimonious ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)

119 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.

-
Meanwhile, at NYC City Hall . . .

https://tinyurl.com/5n762fx6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

120 I was worried about low blood pressure readings a while back so I subscribed to Wyden’s “information” e-mails. No problem with hypotension on the days they arrive.

Posted by: epador at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (Y/u61)

121 And just to level set here:

Republicans in Congress are also absolutely awful at asking questions of witnesses in committee hearings.
----
What do you mean?! I rolled up my sleeves!!
Rolled them up!!
/s/ Jim "Rolled Sleeves" Jordan

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (73/SM)

122 Prayers Christy.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (oknh1)

123 Rubio lied about watching Trump sleep. IMPEACH

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:40 PM (oknh1)

124 "Rubio is really growing on me."

In 2016, you pointed out that when Trump was going a little overboard, and he was, with his constant insults against the republican lineup in the primaries, that Rubio had some great rejoinders by reading Trumps tweets and putting them in a humorous context, yet that felt a little "frat boy" like, and you don't know how that holds up, because Cruz was your guy, he was mine too, Not anymore, I don't like Cruz as much as I used to.

I think that the direct conflict that rubio had with Trump was a GOOD thing, and that those interactions sharpened the nature of what we are seeing now.

I don't want a polished play nice egotistical technocrat anymore. I want a fighter with simple statements and balls that swing with a fury. Rubio is delivering that. Bessent is chilling in a chair with his fey smile giving everyone an opportunity to embarass themselves, and while Vance has been in the back ground, I'm curious as to what the strategy is with him. Is he like the Aide De Campe sitting in the room with the king learning all of the ins and outs while being largely silent, but at the same time having access to the machinations of the land that he will

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 04, 2026 02:41 PM (jQiwe)

125 Marco or Vance would be better than anything the Marxists put up

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Ia/+0)

126 Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.


They were simply willing to look past his penchant for young pussy for some sweet cold cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:41 PM (X0axn)

127 someday rule? I don't know. But Trump has a great team this time.

Hegseth isn't going anywhere, In 2028, I hope the 'pubs keep him where he is. He's a fantastic motivator for the military. I'm just loving this Trump 2.0.

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (jQiwe)

128 Boot Peteajudge was the best secretary of transportation of all time.

He's going to get 100% of the black vote.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9)

129
Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.

I remember one academic tried to entice Epstein to come to a presentation he was giving by noting he had attractive co-eds and they would give him special attention if he came.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)



Fucking comely co-eds who do butt stuff is the most desired part of being an academic in the first place. It's been that way for generations, long before Epstein came around.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (FkdoK)

130 The fact that the Republicans have a majority, albeit a slim one, but constantly get stumped by the Dems, shows that the Republicans are in fact the Washington Generals to the Harlem Globetrotters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (gQKJe)

131 Trump's team should gather all the dirt on every Dem and Rino.

Before any of these circuses, distribute the talking points and EVERY response should start off with the attacks against the assholes.

It's all bullshit anyways so you may as well go in with the goal of blowing off their nads with a shotgun at close range.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)

132 Rubio was always a bad ass. People here dumped him because they didn't like his attempts to reform immigration in a bipartisan fashion. aos horde is a hard mistress.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (WNOcj)

133 And so, it begins . . .

https://tinyurl.com/58697uy9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (ndZc7)

134 You can't see his shoes or the ginormous balls he's grown.

Posted by: Gonna need a wheelbarrow soon at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

135 Harsh you piece of shit autocorrect.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (WNOcj)

136 Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.


They were simply willing to look past his penchant for young pussy for some sweet cold cash.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:41 PM (X0axn)
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They have similar penchants of their own. Ever wonder why so many TAs and assistants to professors are very attractive ladies or men (for the homos)?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

137 I saw Co-eds Who Do Buttstuff open for Wet Leg at Swampfest in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (X0axn)

138 Little Marco grew into El Marco Grande right before our eyes.

Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (gtcuf)

139 Trump's team should gather all the dirt on every Dem and Rino.

Before any of these circuses, distribute the talking points and EVERY response should start off with the attacks against the assholes.

It's all bullshit anyways so you may as well go in with the goal of blowing off their nads with a shotgun at close range.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
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Yep. I was just thinking along those lines. Put those Congresscritters on the defensive as soon as they open their lying yaps.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (gnNyN)

140 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2026 02:37 PM (n3VHW)

Trump showed the GOP how to win. Most of them don't want to know. Nice to see some do.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (oknh1)

141
Meh. If you're only going to vote when another Trump comes along, you may as well be waiting for Godot. I don't fully trust Rubio or DeSantis, but they've both done pretty well for the last few years, which shows they can at least pretend to be conservative if incentivized.

------

Nope. They can make a clean break with their lives of GOP sin, and form a new Party. Til then - not a chance.

It's not negotiable.

The Republican Party is a disqualifying black mark. And there aren't a huge number of us apostates, but there are enough of us to make sure they never win after Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (BI5O2)

142 Look at and read about Wyden's son. The bag doesn't fall far from the douche. Ick.

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

143 132 Rubio was always a bad ass. People here dumped him because they didn't like his attempts to reform immigration in a bipartisan fashion. aos horde is a hard mistress.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (WNOcj)

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It was amnesty without mass deportations. He was pushing the uniparty solution that was killing the GOP overall with voters.

Yes, that should still be held against him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (KbEzc)

144 Who are these retards questioning Rubio and Bessent? Serious question. I never heard of any of them.


The Dems aren't sending their smartest to serve in Congress..


The really terrifying possibility is that these ARE their best.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

145 This is the way. The President needs to remind Congress that they are a Co Equal part of the Government. That Cabinet Members are being called into Congress, not to answer actual questions, but to be lectured, is NOT what oversight is supposed to be for.
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Note that bit in Rosen's rant, about "we choose who represents us."

No, you dumb bitch--WE, the People choose who represents us.
We chose Trump.
Not your stupid ass, just one dumbass of 100--the President.
President Trump can pick who he wants

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (73/SM)

146
Wicked Pinto...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (FkdoK)

147 Rubio was always a bad ass. People here dumped him because they didn't like his attempts to reform immigration in a bipartisan fashion. aos horde is a hard mistress.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (WNOcj)



F*ck 'bipartisan.' DESTROY them. They are the enemy. Lay waste. Leave. No. Doubt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (X0axn)

148 It seems you have to be a very, very special kind of stupid to be a Senator.

I thought they were just shamming. I thought it was all an act.

Now I'm starting to believe it truly is an entire century of Patty Murray levels of the "what color is an orange" kind of stupid.

Forget winning an election, how the hell did any of these eighthwits even find their front door in the morning to leave the house?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Ot/FD)

149 ...because they didn't like his attempts to reform immigration...

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:42 PM (WNOcj)

Still don't.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (oknh1)

150 I thought fir some years the longer a Republican gets elected and stays in DC the more they turn to Deep State or the Democrats Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Ia/+0)

151 And so, it begins . . .

https://tinyurl.com/58697uy9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (ndZc7)
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Is that a "pride" flag as a carpet? Is this some gay groomer homo event?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

152 135 Harsh you piece of shit autocorrect.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:43 PM (WNOcj)

It got Piper last thread.
Don't let it get you too. Turn it off and own your mispellings.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (TsnvK)

153 Forget winning an election, how the hell did any of these eighthwits even find their front door in the morning to leave the house?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Ot/FD)
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Each one must have an army of staffers to do everything for them. I bet they don't even brush their own teeth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2026 02:46 PM (gnNyN)

154
It got Piper last thread.
Don't let it get you too. Turn it off and own your mispellings.
Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:45 PM (TsnvK)



We're still in mourning. Damn tumor. PIPER for SIDEBAR!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:46 PM (X0axn)

155 83 This is the way. The President needs to remind Congress that they are a Co Equal part of the Government. That Cabinet Members are being called into Congress, not to answer actual questions, but to be lectured, is NOT what oversight is supposed to be for.

And that even asking questions about what Cabinet members have talked about with the President, is covered under Executive Privilege.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 04, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

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Congress is not co-equal to the executive.

It's superior.

It can cut funding and eliminate departments. The presidency can't do anything close to that to Congress.

It's just that Congress decided a long time ago to cede its power, de facto, to the executive because it was easier.

It'd be interesting to see how governance in American would change if Congress cut a single department from the budget and appropriations if the executive cabinet official pissed them off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:46 PM (KbEzc)

156 Oregon senators have been a nasty lot for a long time. Ruined my friends marriage one did.
Assholes all of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (2WIwB)

157 They're gender swapping God of War and Domino's ain't having none.

Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UK
God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (ndZc7)

158 Way to go NY.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
6h
🚨 NOW: Outrage erupts as New York passes legislation to REMOVE the word "mother" and replace it with "gestating parent"

WTF?!!?

New York Democrats are total psychos.

This is a war on women!

Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (kX27y)

159 157 They're gender swapping God of War and Domino's ain't having none.

Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UK
God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (ndZc7)

=========

Honestly, it sounds like an alternate universe spinoff from Dante's Inferno, the PS3 game.

And I'm kind of interested.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (KbEzc)

160 My immigration reform:

Send all the illegals home
All illegals are fined $100K on being sent home
End H1Bs
20 Year immigration mortarium

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

161 He asked a Congresswoman who the president during World War One was, and she could not answer. She said "I don't know."
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Who cares? We've had ten world wars since then and Trump started them all!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (0SdQT)

162
This is a war on women!
Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (kX27y)



NO!

Never forget.........


*Trump said pussy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (X0axn)

163 This is a war on women!
Posted by: beckster at June 04, 2026 02:47 PM (kX27y)

So, you're a Biologist?

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (TsnvK)

164 Those two are quite excellent.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (GD0B3)

165 People here dumped him because they didn't like his attempts to reform immigration in a bipartisan fashion.

Which Reagan did in 1986 thus setting California, and a lot of the West, on its road to one-party-state status.
We bought the fake magic beans once, polynikes. Don't try to sell them to us again.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)

166 Yes, one of the best things about Trump was he showed the GOP they could be combative with the press. Some have taken the lesson.

Marco was a terrible senator and so far an excellent SOS.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (n5tGW)

167 Watched "Airport" on TCM last night.

Helen Hayes was adorable in that role.

And Jacqueline Bisset...hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

168 160 End H1Bs
20 Year immigration mortarium

Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

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60 votes in the Senate required for both of these.

H1-B was established by the 1990 Immigration Act and visa levels are established by assorted statutes as well.

Blame Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (KbEzc)

169 Blame Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (KbEzc)



My ass. My ass. My ass is ON FIRE!!!!!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (X0axn)

170 IIRC Cantwell was a homewrecker, although I think she's Washington not Oregon.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (gKWVE)

171 Little Marco grew into El Marco Grande right before our eyes.
Posted by: Delurker

Yes. He is brilliant at taking the most complex of subjects and breaking them down to be understandable to the common person and bullet pointing them and making his points without a lot of usual political phrasing. He is rapid fire and on point. This is not a common talent amongst most in the political arena that I have seen. Yesterday, he threw in a lot of good humor as well!

Posted by: Cheri at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (oiNtH)

172 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (KbEzc

Ninja please. Trump said Romney's self deportation plan was cruel . And to claim that Rubio wanted total amnesty without any significant requirements is ignorance.

Some are allowed to deviate from the horde but very few. I can count them on two fingers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (WNOcj)

173 The so called hearings were turned into a 'punch a Democrat' day with the winner walking away with a fist full of scalps.

BTW, Fauxahauntus was not spared the lash either.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 04, 2026 02:51 PM (Q/FnY)

174 My ass. My ass. My ass is ON FIRE!!!!!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (X0axn)


Ted you have to learn to relax your muscles.

Posted by: Satan still not using lube at June 04, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

175 Tarantino on modern movies.

Quentin Tarantino: Modern Cinema Inspires “Contempt,” Would “Rather Read a Book”

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OMG noooooo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 04, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)

176 BTW, Fauxahauntus was not spared the lash either.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 04, 2026 02:51 PM (Q/FnY)

"How was your flight?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 02:51 PM (Ot/FD)

177 42 REMEMBER PIPER!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026

Y’all should be so lucky! Me, my pants, and my ridiculous gift wish lists are staying. And even if I should be taken home, I promise to haunt this blog. You will know it’s me.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (/sySz)

178 He asked a Congresswoman who the president during World War One was, and she could not answer. She said "I don't know."

They need to start having some fun with these mouthbreathers.

Bessent: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

The chance that they'd know to answer "African or European" is nil.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)

179 As long as it's not Nikki or Pence, I will vote for whichever R is the standard-bearer in 2028...to do otherwise is national suicide.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (tOcjL)

180 Posted by: gKWVE at June 04, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)

I'm not selling anything. I just sit back and watch the ebb and flow.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (WNOcj)

181
Little Marco grew into El Marco Grande right before our eyes.
Posted by: Delurker at June 04, 2026 02:44 PM (gtcuf)



Whatever water he's drinking out of that bottle, we need to put that on the market.

Marco's Horde Water

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (FkdoK)

182 Since I have to be on Facebook for a hobby group I run, I get to see the pages of NY residents trying to fight the NYS government's war on the beauty of upstate. The lunatic green loving Democrats in Albany are covering the state with Solar installations. I mean everywhere, including cutting down state forests to install them. It's unbelievable.

Changing Mother to gestating individual is par for the course.
What about adoptive mothers? Are they didn't gestate individuals but have children anyway. Awfully long sentence to put on the medical chart.

Posted by: jen the original at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (Pm9fB)

183 We all should make a kale smoothie in honor of Piper. Its what she would've wanted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (X0axn)

184 172 Ninja please. Trump said Romney's self deportation plan was cruel . And to claim that Rubio wanted total amnesty without any significant requirements is ignorance.

Some are allowed to deviate from the horde but very few. I can count them on two fingers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:50 PM (WNOcj)

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Trump ran on mass deportations, and he's delivering. The past year has deported more people than any operation in American history. It is roughly 3x the size of Operation Wetback. His past rhetoric is now meaningless.

Rubio has only rhetoric. And he's an employee who serves at the will of the president in charge of the deportations.

What does he believe? What would he do if he wasn't just an employee?

These are questions I genuinely don't want the answers to. Because putting him in power over immigration would be flipping a coin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (KbEzc)

185 I heard a tumor that Piper is still with us.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (TsnvK)

186 Whatever water he's drinking out of that bottle, we need to put that on the market.

Hopefully its not those coplay models' foot water

Posted by: Satan still not using lube at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

187
I'm not selling anything. I just sit back and watch the ebb and flow.
Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (WNOcj)



Peace sells.....but who's buying?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (X0axn)

188 Proud non-gestating parent here! How about you?

https://tinyurl.com/kx3b4884

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (3UbC6)

189 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.
Posted by: Don Black


That much closer to the Rectification of Names... LITERALLY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)

190 Ninja please. Trump said Romney's self deportation plan was cruel . And to claim that Rubio wanted total amnesty without any significant requirements is ignorance.
[/.i]

Nonsense. The fact that he was collaborating with the Democrats on "comprehensive reform" told me everything I needed to know. You don't get to cheat me a second time.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

192 And even if I should be taken home, I promise to haunt this blog. You will know it’s me.
Posted by: Piper


We all spontaneously rise from our seats at the same time and start doing jumping jacks?

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

193 One thing that both Bessent and Marco have in common is that they are very , very competent. They know their subjects and beyond, and they get things DONE. Those Marco memes have something behind them - he excels at all that is assigned him. Which I can't say for all Trump's cabinet members...And Bessent is outstanding in his role.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (GD0B3)

194 >>Quentin Tarantino: Modern Cinema Inspires “Contempt,” Would “Rather Read a Book”


I'd rather read the instructions included in a box of tampons than watch a Tarantino Movie.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (P0D9r)

195 190
Nonsense. The fact that he was collaborating with the Democrats on "comprehensive reform" told me everything I needed to know. You don't get to cheat me a second time.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

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Schumer was definitely leading an effort at rigorous immigration enforcement in 2013.

Definitely.

Also Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (KbEzc)

196 Proud non-gestating parent here! How about you?

https://tinyurl.com/kx3b4884

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (3UbC6)
=

189 New York Democrats just voted to erase "Mother" and "Father”.
Posted by: Don Black

That much closer to the Rectification of Names... LITERALLY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2026 02:54 PM (diia5)
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What are the odd?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (3UbC6)

197 And for Trump, competence and getting results ranks very , very high. As is for any experienced business executive.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (GD0B3)

198 Y’all should be so lucky! Me, my pants,

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (/sySz)

You know the rule...

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (oknh1)

199 >>>Rubio is really growing on me.
Q: "You are aware that Greenland is part of Denmark?"
Rubio: "For now."

; )

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (6wpGE)

200 War on women?
Are you a Muslim too?

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)

201 In fairness Wilson's wife was the power behind the throne after his stroke.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

Pff. Like THAT could ever happen.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at June 04, 2026 02:17 PM (gKWVE)
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Edith was strong enough to push Colonel E. House out the door. That took some doing.

Posted by: mrp at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

202 200

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (6wpGE)

203 185 I heard a tumor that Piper is still with us.
Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 02:53 PM (TsnvK)

I.cannot.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (/sySz)

204 Schumer was definitely leading an effort at rigorous immigration enforcement in 2013.

Definitely.

Also Mitch McConnell.


IKR?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)

205 Y’all should be so lucky! Me, my pants,

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (/sySz)

You know the rule...
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (oknh1)



They're still seared into my retinas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (X0axn)

206 Q: GOTCHA
Rubio: Oh no you din't.

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (UjdFS)

207 >>Q: "You are aware that Greenland is part of Denmark?"

>>Rubio: "For now."


Gotta Love Marco 2.0


Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (P0D9r)

208

202 200
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (6wpGE)


Streams status:

[ _ ] Crossed

[ X ] Not Crossed

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (X0axn)

209 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention. Talking him done now seems like a practice our side shouldn’t - practice. Close to being a Discouragement Op.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Gqar8)

210 Edith was strong enough to push Colonel E. House out the door. That took some doing.
Posted by: mrp

Her husband had already soured on House before his stroke. She let him back in the WH, but then she soured on him, too.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

211 My NY Dem Socialist state representative and Dem state senator voted in favor of getting rid of "mother" and "father". All the massive number of problems NYS has have apparently been solved so let's tackle words

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (gQKJe)

212 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention.

I see. Anyone who disagrees isn't paying attention?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)

213 It's simple:

I hate, fear and distrust the Republican Party.

They hate, fear and distrust Trump.

So I voted for Trump, and I don't vote for them.

And the math doesn't pencil out with one of them wearing one of his red hats, when he's out of the picture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (BI5O2)

214 Y’all should be so lucky! Me, my pants,

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (/sySz)

You know the rule...
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 02:55 PM (oknh1)


They're still seared into my retinas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 02:56 PM (X0axn)
----
She would've wanted it that way.

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (DJPFk)

215 212 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention.

I see. Anyone who disagrees isn't paying attention?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)

Oh they’re paying attention.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar8)

216 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention. Talking him done now seems like a practice our side shouldn’t - practice. Close to being a Discouragement Op.
Posted by: tubal

This. It's like Michael Corleone-levels of grudge-holding. Just stop it and enjoy the wins.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

217 Seriously, if I'm Trump I just tell my secretaries to stop going. What's the fucking point?

That the secretaries have reliably turned the Dems' attempted TikTok propaganda videos into pro-Trump ones? And that, per Alinsky, it's a tactic your side enjoys?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (5hs8R)

218 I see. Anyone who disagrees isn't paying attention?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz

Does that go for Ukraine also?

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (WNOcj)

219 209 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention. Talking him done now seems like a practice our side shouldn’t - practice. Close to being a Discouragement Op.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Gqar

======

I'm not Go Team Red.

I'm an ideologue with partisan inclinations.

I can shit on him for his proven past on a key issue all day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (KbEzc)

220 ----
She would've wanted it that way.
Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (DJPFk)



It worked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (X0axn)

221 I'm l9ving this, the little indian kids at my niece's pool in the Triangle are playing....


"Marco" "Rubio"

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (chM/Q)

222 Man, the Dims really showed their panties in this "hearing." Good grief! The dimwittery appears contagious!

I enjoyed watching the men beind Rubio.

I have always loved Marco Rubio and voted for him in FL for every election. He's smart, well spoken and a quiet assassin with words that hit the target.

He and Sec Bessent make me very happy.

Oh, my husband told me to "settle down" in my brief rampage earlier. I said I'm fine now, I needed a cathartic rid of anger. He said I need an antipsychotic and left in a hurry for stinking Walgreen's, who said they'd have the antibiotic for our girl. He then texted that of course it was not ready in an angry text tone (ha). I texted DIL and she said they'd have it ready. I then texted that Walgreen's lie.

We had ALL of our scripts transferred across the street to Walmart,where Rx is ready in one hour vs the chronic Walgreen's "out of stock." It's no wonder I am crazy.

You might be lucky to have a normal Walgreen's but we don't. They are understaffed nation wide and the pharmacist here will put you on hold then hang up the phone if you had a question. Or they decide they won't take your insurance.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)

223 Ted Lieu is such a cunt

Posted by: In the British sense at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (TbWk/)

224 Trump said Romney's self deportation plan was cruel
-----

Trump says a lot of things. How about we look at what he's done.

Saying shit because you're preparing to run for president yourself and save this country from oblivion is in no way comparable to fucking your voters in the ass after you lied your way in to Congress. Sorry.

Besdies how many people besides Trump have "grown" more leftard once in office. All of them?

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (oknh1)

225 Our greatest Sec of State was Seward. But I agree that Rubio is up there.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

226 Q: SHOES
Rubio: "So, thong or grannie panties?"

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (UjdFS)

227 Hoping he can find a way to make "Little Marco" a winning line.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (6wpGE)

228 RIP Piper.

She was one of the Good ones.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (P0D9r)

229 219 209 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention. Talking him done now seems like a practice our side shouldn’t - practice. Close to being a Discouragement Op.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Gqar

======

I'm not Go Team Red.

I'm an ideologue with partisan inclinations.

I can shit on him for his proven past on a key issue all day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (KbEzc)

Have atit then. I’m sure that will be helpful.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (Gqar8)

230 Marco Rubio is fully rehabilitated or should be for anyone paying attention.

Disagree. I like what he's doing right now, but I have no faith that's the real him after his previous escapades.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (5hs8R)

231 221 I'm l9ving this, the little indian kids at my niece's pool in the Triangle are playing....


"Marco" "Rubio"
Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (chM/Q)

wow!

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (6wpGE)

232 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (KbEzc)

Team Red strawmen now? Weak.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (WNOcj)

233 224 Trump says a lot of things. How about we look at what he's done.

Saying shit because you're preparing to run for president yourself and save this country from oblivion is in no way comparable to fucking your voters in the ass after you lied your way in to Congress. Sorry.

Besdies how many people besides Trump have "grown" more leftard once in office. All of them?

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:00 PM (oknh1)

=======

"Just look at Trump. He went from cruelty to bigger than Operation Wetback. That means that any Republican following his pattern is just as genuine."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:02 PM (KbEzc)

234 can shit on him for his proven past on a key issue all day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


It's worth remembering but he matured. A lot.

I'm more bothered by my votes for McCain and Romney

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:02 PM (chM/Q)

235 229 Have atit then. I’m sure that will be helpful.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM (Gqar

=======

Helpful to what?

Implementing policy I agree with or getting people elected who lie to me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 03:02 PM (KbEzc)

236 If Piper is gone then youse all will have to turn to The Blade for fashion advice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

237 I see. Anyone who disagrees isn't paying attention?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz

Does that go for Ukraine also?


That makes no sense. When did I say that people who disagree with me on Ukraine aren't paying attention? I've said we disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Riz8t)

238 All we have to do right now is enjoy the show.

"Rubio's doing some cool shit right now."

"Cool."

Is the shit he's doing cool? Yes.

Must we either worship the man or burn him in effigy, with no excluded middle, or can we just be happy for half a second that there's a few dudes doing cool shit where once there were multitudes of dudes doing extremely uncool shit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Ot/FD)

239 3pm and I have to get back to stuff

News

CBC - canada's AI strategy
CNN - Waymo safety, People going into NYC sewers...probably for safety, $700 coal announcement from Trump

MS Now- GOP pushback on Trump....Katy's not showing her tits yet

FoxNews - coal announcement amid Iran talks.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Sco7b)

240 Have atit then. I’m sure that will be helpful.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM



Ok, but WHO'S tit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (X0axn)

241 So, World Cup !

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (GD0B3)

242 Never forget: people are shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

243 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (FMtrg)

244 238 All we have to do right now is enjoy the show.

"Rubio's doing some cool shit right now."

"Cool."

Is the shit he's doing cool? Yes.

Must we either worship the man or burn him in effigy, with no excluded middle, or can we just be happy for half a second that there's a few dudes doing cool shit where once there were multitudes of dudes doing extremely uncool shit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Ot/FD)

Nah. It’s the Pepperidge Farm thing.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar8)

245 Have atit then. I’m sure that will be helpful.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:01 PM


Ok, but WHO'S tit?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (X0axn)
________

[Makes "call me" gesture]

-- Trigglypuff

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

246
Piper will be missed.

I recommend a bronze statue of a lissome woman in a barre studio, wearing a European haute couture garment of a highly questionable price.

It can be miniaturized in plastic for my daughter to play with and emulate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (BI5O2)

247 Rubio has been promoted: Czar of Bitch Slap

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (UjdFS)

248 It's worth remembering but he matured. A lot.

That's an argument. We may disagree on whether or not he's matured, but it's a worthwhile point.

For the record, I think he HAS grown in office. Is that enough? Not yet. Not for me.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

249 Also Secretary Bessent: "You are aware that Greenland belongs to Denmark, right? ... For now."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Kdi1r)

250 I see some will always see Rubio as Little Marco while others see him now as big Marco

Can't we compromise and call him Mid-Marco?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (fapp/)

251 243 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04,

They have been trying to off me for 2 threads now.

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (aT5K/)

252 Do you guys like anybody on the Right at all?

I kid of course
great stuff today

Posted by: Don Black at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (ZxPkt)

253 241 So, World Cup !
Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:03 P

World Cup
NBA Finals
Obama's phallic library of doom opens
Pride season stars


GAYEST MONTH EVER!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (Sco7b)

254 People Equals Shit >>>>>> World Cup.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (TsnvK)

255 This whole Piper thing reminds me of when we first found out bluebell was locked up.

Posted by: Weasel at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (DJPFk)

256 219 209 I can shit on him for his proven past on a key issue all day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 04, 2026 02:59 PM (KbEzc)

242 Never forget: people are shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

tiresome IMHO

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

257 Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:03 PM (

You're kidding right? Your comments were always just 'I disagree' . Nothing about not grasping what Putin really wants, etc.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (WNOcj)

258 "Fetterman on Platner: "Let me make a deal. I'll tell P-Hustle, I'll wear a suit every day, if he releases all those texts and messages that he's had... [with] the dozen women,"

courtesy Twitchy

Posted by: Nova Local at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (tOcjL)

259 How about some people burn him in effigy, some people love what he's doing, some people insist that he's changed and amazing, and some people have no real big opinion.

How about that?

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (oknh1)

260 250 I see some will always see Rubio as Little Marco while others see him now as big Marco

Can't we compromise and call him Mid-Marco?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With More Quality Fapness at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (fapp/)

Seems fair.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Gqar8)

261 259 How about some people burn him in effigy, some people love what he's doing, some people insist that he's changed and amazing, and some people have no real big opinion.

How about that?
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (oknh1)

That sounds awful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Ot/FD)

262 243 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (FMtrg)

Kale overdose. Very sad.

Posted by: But she passed green at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (TbWk/)

263
-- Trigglypuff
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)



Heh. Read yesterday where she only attended whatever school for one semester, then mooched off friends and lived on campus for a few more and crashed various rallies and meetings.

Another leftwing entitlist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (X0axn)

264 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?
Posted by: Emmie


Piper wanted to squash a rumor before it started and typo'd tumor instead and, well, we ran with the typo.

We're gonna miss Piper.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (lnk1R)

265 It can be miniaturized in plastic for my daughter to play with and emulate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Maybe it'll keep her from stealing your tools.

Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

266 >>>Speaking of the Epstein files, one thing that came up and was immediately ignored was just how many academics were wining and dining him for money.

I remember one academic tried to entice Epstein to come to a presentation he was giving by noting he had attractive co-eds and they would give him special attention if he came.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 04, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)
____

Yea, Epstein was a big donor so everyone in academia had their hands out begging for cash. And using attractive ladies to close deals goes back to, I dunno, maybe caveman days?

Posted by: Elric The Blade

>Wasn't Stephen Hawking a client at the Epstein consortium? Imagine that transaction.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (D1E+2)

267 While all youse are throwing shit at each other over Marco, The Blade will steal another FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

268 I think Trump created the permission structure for people to be themselves.

The Fatman was right when he said Rubio was scripted in the 2015 debates.

Posted by: MJ at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (XOmY9)

269 Aw shucks, I have to find another gig. Marco has done growed up.

Posted by: Dondi at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (XQjay)

270 If I see mt name in the side bar….

Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (aT5K/)

271 @253 Not so fast! June is officially Great Outdoors Month.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (GD0B3)

272 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04,



She declared a tumor. Next thing you know, dog food.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (X0axn)

273 >> Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?


Sadly, without Piper on Vocals, her band Kalestorm will probably break up.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (P0D9r)

274 Do you guys like anybody on the Right at all?

I kid of course
great stuff today
Posted by: Don Black


Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (lnk1R)

275 243 Dang it; I've been working and missed something! What happened to Piper?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:04 PM (FMtrg)

She was rude. Called her dog a "tumor." Claimed it was a "typo." The rest of it is sort of lost in the mist of time.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (6wpGE)

276 So glad that bitch is gone.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (oknh1)

277 The debates are a joke.

Posted by: runner at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (GD0B3)

278 Am I gonna have to turn this car around? If y'all don't settle down I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

279 I think the 14 years as a senator revealed to him what complete shits they are for one thing. I notice he offers them zero respect and no quarter.

Besset is a glorious combo of smart man and complete bitch. He makes me happy.

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (chM/Q)

280 If I see mt name in the side bar….
Posted by: Piper


*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (lnk1R)

281 While all youse are throwing shit at each other over Marco, The Blade will steal another FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)



but not the next one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (X0axn)

282 You're kidding right? Your comments were always just 'I disagree' . Nothing about not grasping what Putin really wants, etc.

Arguments about grasping what Putin really wants are the nut of the matter. Saying someone who disagrees with me isn't paying attention is just an ad hominem way of avoiding the argument.

An ad hominem is a logical fallacy in which a person attempts to disprove an opponent's argument by attacking the opponent's character, motive, or personal attributes, rather than addressing the substance of the claim itself.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (Riz8t)

283 Trigglypuff
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)


Heh. Read yesterday where she only attended whatever school for one semester, then mooched off friends and lived on campus for a few more and crashed various rallies and meetings.

Another leftwing entitlist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (X0axn)
______

I have no idea who she is. Before my time. I just know she's a symbol of hideously ugly ladies that no man would willingly fuck with a rubber dick from 100 miles away. I think someone posted a link once. I wasn't sure if I was getting trolled or not.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

284 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (X0axn)

285 Kale overdose. Very sad.
Posted by: But she passed green at June 04, 2026 03:06 PM (TbWk/)

That was a rumor.
It was a tumor.

I.
I.
I can't stop.

Well I have to. Work is soon.

Posted by: Reforger at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TsnvK)

286 >> So glad that bitch is gone.


This guy really hates Kale.

Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2026 03:09 PM (P0D9r)

287 Hawking liked midget sex

Posted by: dagny at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (chM/Q)

288 Piper wanted to squash a rumor before it started and typo'd tumor instead and, well, we ran with the typo.

We're gonna miss Piper.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (lnk1R)


Thanks, Rickb! And *whew* it's good to see proof of life from Piper!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (FMtrg)

289 Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (Riz8t)

Telling someone they don't grasp something is a worse ad hominem than saying they are paying attention.

Posted by: polynikes at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (WNOcj)

290 I see some of these Congress people and think to myself how ignorant their constituents must be. They gloss over the title "representative" and never connect the dots to understand that THEY are representing THEM.

The epitome is Rose DeLauro out of the Third District in Conneticut. Purple hair, dumber than a brain damaged rock, slouching with leather parchment type skin. Overlooking her outright stupidity, her appearance alone is enough for me to not want her REPRESENTING me. Add in the idiocy, and she is the perfect storm of outlier.

Posted by: Orson at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

291 270 If I see mt name in the side bar….
Posted by: Piper at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (aT5K/)

She's gonna call "mt" a "typo," too. Probably.

Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:10 PM (6wpGE)

292 Re: Piper.

The good ones are always gone too soon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (Kdi1r)

293 278 Am I gonna have to turn this car around? If y'all don't settle down I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

Wait, if we argue more, does that mean you'll do donuts?

....

uh....

THE BEST FIREARM CALIBER IS .39 FLAPJACK AND EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID!!!

(that's a thing, right?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (Ot/FD)

294 Haven't been around here since yesterday afternoon. What's happened to Piper?

Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (IYeV+)

295 I have no idea who she is. Before my time. I just know she's a symbol of hideously ugly ladies that no man would willingly fuck with a rubber dick from 100 miles away. I think someone posted a link once. I wasn't sure if I was getting trolled or not.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 04, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx

Trigglypuff is where Masturbatin Pete's resolve gets tested.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (Sco7b)

296 Say what you will about Rep. Salezar, but she has a nice chin.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 03:11 PM (wBaIH)

297 34 Uh oh. After a long break, Rubio is going to need to lock down his trashcans again. A shadowy figure from the past is coming to visit..
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

The horde has a long memory.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (vIovI)

298
All the massive number of problems NYS has have apparently been solved so let's tackle words
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 04, 2026 02:57 PM (gQKJe)



On the surface, attacking words is silly. But the underlying danger is that it's actually attacking ideas. Eventually, attacking ideas and thought comes down to reeducation happy fun camps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (FkdoK)

299 Maybe it'll keep her from stealing your tools.
Posted by: Bulg at June 04, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

Not a chance.

I came in this office/ toolshed to dig up a 1/2" in ratchet and a 13/16" socket in the middle of the night two nights ago, for a car emergency. I did my thing, left for bed at 2am, and forgot to lock the door. I came out in the morning and saw my tools everywhere.

It's a compulsion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2026 03:12 PM (BI5O2)

300 They have been trying to off me for 2 threads now.
Posted by: Piper
......

Can you recommend funeral attire?

Posted by: wth at June 04, 2026 03:13 PM (UjdFS)

301 Well, I see Piper is commenting, so I suppose she's alive.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (IYeV+)

302 DeLauro is on the Appropriations Committee, which means one of the most powerful pols in congress.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at June 04, 2026 03:14 PM (wBaIH)

303 tiresome IMHO
Posted by: m at June 04, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

Wait, tiresome in reminding people that people, namely GOPe, in this case have a history of behaving one way in an opportune moment and then when the chips are down go the other?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

304 "How was your flight?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (Q/FnY)

305 Telling someone they don't grasp something is a worse ad hominem than saying they are paying attention.

Telling someone you interpret the facts differently is not an ad hominem attack. Telling they they're too lazy to pay attention is.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 03:16 PM (Riz8t)

306 Bessent: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

The chance that they'd know to answer "African or European" is nil.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 04, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)
********************************
LOL! At this point I would watch daily if this happens.

The Dims whipped off their pants and showed their dumb asses in this "hearing." I loved the screaming Dim leaving as well and Marco telling her thanks for coming. Laughing.

I am still unsure what it was about but I'm also post wanting to drive across town and yelling at a pediatrician who is a professor with a stinking mask.

All I know is I enjoyed Sec Marco and Bessent today and always. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 04, 2026 03:17 PM (WONhk)

307
I eagerly await Angel Pictures movie release of this, "The Massacre on Capitol Hill"!

Those guys were ruthless!

"Why is she leaving? I'm gonna answer her questions! Well, THANK YOU FOR COMING!"

Brainless Bimbis and Bimbos, every one of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 04, 2026 03:35 PM (s9VOe)

308 163) "So, you're a Biologist?"

Well Played, well played.

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 04, 2026 03:36 PM (jQiwe)

309 "247 Rubio has been promoted: Czar of Bitch Slap"

So what you are saying is that rubio. . .sorta. . Broke a bitch?

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 05, 2026 01:56 AM (jQiwe)

310 Rubio Breaks Bitches.

I think that sounds good, has a flavor to it. Something legendary that can last decades.

Posted by: wickedpinto at June 05, 2026 01:57 AM (jQiwe)

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