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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Trump Cancels $1.3 Billion in Medicaid Payments to Fraud and Piracy Ridden State of CaliforniaThe Party of Looters & Shooters. Yeah this is just foreigners and other pirates signing up to be paid what they are supposed to do for free -- care for their family members. "I provided three meals last week to my elderly father." Yeah you're fucking supposed to, jackass. The taxpayer isn't on the hook for buying McDonald's three times (and you charging the taxpayer $200 per "service rendered." They've cancelled $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California due to Newsom deliberately allowing widespread looting of the American treasury, gay "news" network NBC complains. Vice President JD Vance announced Wednesday that the Trump administration is withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid payments to California and is threatening to suspend federal funding to all states if they don't aggressively prosecute fraud in their Medicaid programs. As part of his role as the fraud czar, Vance said that the administration is targeting California because the state isn't taking fraud seriously. "There are California taxpayers and American taxpayers who are being defrauded because California isn't taking its program seriously, but also you have people who have been prescribed medications that they don't even need. They've had drugs put into their bodies that they don't need because fraudsters have actually encouraged false prescriptions and false administration of medications," Vance said at the White House. The move is similar to the one the administration took in February suspending Medicaid payments to Minnesota.Hello. Happy Thursday. Crowey dropped in to grab the last of the turned ground beef. He carried it off to his nest. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: GF at May 14, 2026 12:22 PM (iVUs+) 2
REEEEE
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2026 12:22 PM (7/NKC) 3
I'll let the others know this one's live.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (O7YUW) 4
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Zz0t1) 5
Well done, GF. Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (UEOBX) Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (N8ZBc) 8
Crowey?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (7/NKC) 9
Dieting will return.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2026 12:24 PM (oqmRa) 10
8 Crowey?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (7/NKC) LOL... Maybe Ace needs to get out more... Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2026 12:24 PM (CXoJb) 11
Crowey dropped in to grab the last of the turned ground beef. He carried it off to his nest
Ace, you can do better. How about “Dewey Crowe”? Posted by: RI Red at May 14, 2026 12:24 PM (jkyX4) 12
This shocking and massive fraud of the American taxpayer will surely be the lead stories on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNOW....
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (qBdHI) 13
America, where are you now, don’t you care about your sons and daughters?
Don’t you know we need you now? We can’t fight alone against the monster. Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (vm3gl) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd) 15
It appears we've been paying terrorists to instill fear and murder us for generations.
How nice. Blow DC up and start over. Metaphorically. That shit is irreparable. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y) 17
More CA grifting by Gavin......from the CA Post:
Child advocates and lawmakers are furious with Gov. Gavin Newsom as California’s pediatric hearing aid program has spent tens of millions of dollars on administrative fees while delivering only a few hundred hearing aids. Nearly five years after Newsom pushed lawmakers toward a state-run alternative instead of requiring private insurers to cover pediatric hearing aids, California’s Hearing Aid Coverage for Children Program had around 300 active enrolled members despite spending almost $23 million, according to a report delivered last month to a state Senate budget committee. That works out to about $76,000 per person. Michelle Marciniak, founder of Let California Kids Hear, told The Post that the governor’s office has dropped the ball. Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (kX27y) 18
At least they still have the high speed rail.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2026 12:26 PM (oqmRa) 19
Crow Name: edgarallen
That came from a crow in a Mark Lawrence Book I read last week. 'The Book That Wouldn't Burn'. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:26 PM (xkXS7) 20
Every program designed to help immigrants should be ended.
And audits must occur in every program. No wonder we are 33 Trillion dollars in debt. Makes me sick 🤢. Posted by: Czech Chick at May 14, 2026 12:26 PM (rg/w7) 21
19 Crow Name: edgarallen
That came from a crow in a Mark Lawrence Book I read last week. 'The Book That Wouldn't Burn'. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:26 PM (xkXS7) Mark Lawrence is not subtle Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: The Ravens at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (CXoJb) 23
Gov of Ohio Mike DeWine: Fraud is just the cost of doing business.
Crooked politician to crime boss who wants the govt to look the other way: Paying me off is just the cost of doing business. They're the same picture. Posted by: Pam from the Office Meme at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R) Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (N8ZBc) 25
Now is the time to start adding little reflective gifts to go along with your feeding the Cros, ace.
Look for anything small and mylar type reflective. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (xkXS7) 26
One Nation Under Fraud
You know one of the easiest ways to stop a bunch of this? Make it "50 states under fraud" by cutting off the national money flow. Return to federalism and the Constitution, and let the states fund these vote-buying schemes with their own taxpayer funds. Then a lot of problems with the national gov't fade into insignificance. Posted by: GWB at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (kU0PQ) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (xcxpd) 29
There was a recent report on CA's program to provide diapers to the poor. Of course the diapers were delivered at a cost 3x what it would have been if the poors got off their asses and went to WalMart.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t) 30
and you charging the taxpayer $200 per "service rendered." Should have gone to town for that handjob for a $180 savings. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (y9nCu) 31
>>>The investigation found a surge in dubious home health companies that appear to exist solely to bill the government. In Columbus, the reporters found a single windowless office building that houses 94 different companies that have collectively billed taxpayers $66 million over a few years.
I bemoan the intrusion of AI into areas where it is not needed, not welcome, and only provides a false sense of "work" being done. But this is a prime area where an AI can be programmed to successfully sift through massive piles of disparate data to ID trends and flag accounts for further human investigation and screen applicants based on common fraud patterns and data such as duplicate addresses. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (xkXS7) 33
Russel. Russel Criw.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (ewuvP) 34
It's a write-off. They just write it off. They know what they're doing.
Posted by: Kramer at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: Harsh but fair at May 14, 2026 12:29 PM (anL5R) 36
Not to be a Negative Nelly, but the spigots for all of this enormous fraud against the taxpayers of this country will start right back up again as soon as the Democrats take back the WH.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:29 PM (qBdHI) 37
>>Every program designed to help immigrants should be ended.
>And audits must occur in every program. Heavy Handed Punishment for the misappropriation of Federal Funds. Ultra Heavy Handed. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:29 PM (xkXS7) 38
"Crowey" meet "Wolfey". 😁
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 12:29 PM (Ea/Qv) 39
"Crowey?"
Doombird. Pesty. Blackie. Deathdiver. Names befitting a corvid. Feathered Final Harvester Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t) 40
I will laugh one day when Ace wakes up to 100,000 crows barking all over the place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1) 41
and you charging the taxpayer $200 per "service rendered."
Should have gone to town for that handjob for a $180 savings. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (y9nCu) Well, which would you prefer: Ellie May or a DMV employee? Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y) 42
Crowey getting fraud meat.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW) 43
How much better would the economy be if this fraud was cut just in half?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (2WIwB) 44
40 I will laugh one day when Ace wakes up to 100,000 crows barking all over the place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1) Then will come the Murder of Crows. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (bss/y) 45
42 Crowey getting fraud meat.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW) Beef Stroganoff without the stroganoff. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (xcxpd) 47
I bemoan the intrusion of AI into areas where it is not needed, not welcome, and only provides a false sense of "work" being done.
But this is a prime area where an AI can be programmed to successfully sift through massive piles of disparate data to ID trends and flag accounts for further human investigation and screen applicants based on common fraud patterns and data such as duplicate addresses. It really isn't hard to ferret out the fraud; a kid with a phone did it in an afternoon. It isn't that they can't, it's that they don't want to. Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t) 48
"Crowey?"
Doombird. Pesty. Blackie. Deathdiver. Names befitting a corvid. Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:27 PM (N8ZBc) Russell. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N) 50
Dewey Crow
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (PSEDc) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (et1vG) 52
Attempted murder.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N) 53
There was a recent report on CA's program to provide diapers to the poor. Of course the diapers were delivered at a cost 3x what it would have been if the poors got off their asses and went to WalMart.
== The poor then sold half of those diapers for pennies on the dollar - unreported cash to Mahmood, who put them on sale in his bodega. Posted by: Its the economy stupid at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (anL5R) 54
Those funds had to ba approved through government agencies.
Any government worker that signed off on any approval should be fired and fined. Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (z2aPa) 55
I will laugh one day when Ace wakes up to 100,000 crows barking all over the place.
-- And he won't even have the company of 1960s Tippi Hedren to help him through the trauma. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:32 PM (qBdHI) 56
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WHAT ABOUT THE GAY TRANS BLACK WOMEN!!! Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (et1vG) They can fight the crows for the rotten meat Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:32 PM (xcxpd) 57
These kind of cuts will impact Democrat GOTV as they won't be able to buy votes/ballots.
I assume that's one reason they are trying to get a lot of this done this summer Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm) 58
Crowey. How original is that? 😏
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (g8Ew8) 59
And he won't even have the company of 1960s Tippi Hedren to help him through the trauma.
Begun, the Tippi Hedren vs. Suzanne Pleshette war has. Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t) 60
The looting that has gone on for decades is just unfathomable. When I billed the Medicare and Medicaid for services, I followed the law because a. it's the law and 2. I'm not a fucking thief. There are a whole lot of people who are fucking thieves out there.
Posted by: huerfano at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (VJX5o) 61
When will the day come when we sup on the eyes of the ewok? Soon. Very soon.
Posted by: Crow conspiracy at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (anL5R) 62
55 Don't forget Susanne Pleshette!
Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (N8ZBc) 63
These stories could be a bad reporter issue or govt fecklessness, but we never get the "what happened" answer after they found these 94 fake companies. Did they get cut off or not? Did they identify the perps and are the working to get the money back or not?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (n5tGW) 64
>>>He carried it off to his nest.
Do you know it's male? How do you tell a boy crow from a girl crow? I assume it didn't let you make a close inspection. Posted by: No Name Today at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (8mulE) 65
Afternoon Ace.
I believe those who are saying that if we eliminated fraud over the last fifty years we would have no national debt. Start dumping the names of the people getting the money and their not for profits. Ban any who received money fraudulently and their not for profits from ever receiving another government cent. Use civil lawsuits as criminal cases have much higher standards of guilt Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (gu0hJ) 66
Those funds had to ba approved through government agencies.
Any government worker that signed off on any approval should be fired and fined. THIS would be a real game changer. Make them pay a price for graft and there will be a lot less of it. And ideally make them also pay back, personally, all the money stolen. You gave $2M for a tranny opera in Peru? Ok, here is your bill for $2M. You only actually got $100K after the rest was filtered around? Oh well, say goodbye to all of your assets now and in the future Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm) 67
"Crowey," or, "Crowy." Which is the British spelling?
Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (Q+gd/) 68
>>>Doombird. Pesty. Blackie. Deathdiver. Names befitting a corvid.
Creeping Death. He can have his own theme song. https://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_w Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv) 69
Trump did the smart thing, using the name and legacy of the existing party. Same thing the commies have done with both parties.
Any new party immediately gets banned from everything for racism or whatever. Even if it doesn't get banned which it will if it gets remotely viable, it gets branded by the media and fake viral SNL and once that happens forget it. And even if the best happens and it becomes viable you have one or more cycles like what's going on in UK where it merely splits the right and leaves a weakened left still hanging on by default. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (ZLe8E) 70
NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
Just let that sink in and remember they don’t require proof of citizenship for enrollment. Posted by: Vengeance at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (wvJdC) 71
> It isn't that they can't, it's that they don't want to.
I firmly believe the fraud was coordinated from state and federal government. Biden relaxed fraud detection systems. Fraud investigators in multiple states reported they found issues, but were either ignored or outright told to stop looking into issues. To use a conspiracy theory phrase, at a minimum they let it happen on purpose. Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2026 12:35 PM (mkw2N) 72
You would think that Congressional Republicans would be subpeoning state officials over and over. I think all they omm ever got was Walz
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 14, 2026 12:35 PM (Vh9CX) 73
At this point I'd like to see a publicity stunt in the form of a class action lawsuit filed by every legitimate taxpayer in the country filed against various states and the Federal government, that also, names every single individual responsible for entitlement oversight (which is every single congressman...State and Federal).
Sure, the lawsuit would have no prayer. It would be dismissed with prejudice right out of the box. BUT, when filed the amount of fanfare that could be produced through proper promotion, countrywide events etc. would do the next best thing. It would make the issue known to everyone, and present Govt. (and politicians) with an even worse reputation than they have now. Posted by: Orson at May 14, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske) 74
Didn't name your new bud "Russel"?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 14, 2026 12:35 PM (1JqMh) 75
Does Crowey live in PeeWee's Playhouse?
Posted by: BChasm Phone at May 14, 2026 12:35 PM (PmAgA) 76
He can have his own theme song.
https://youtu.be/X8OeBZQn3_w Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv) Ahhh....back before they sucked. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1) 77
Thanks, Ace. From the comments it seems like the posters needed a break from the heavy news about massive fraud, so thanks for providing news about your crow companion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (n3VHW) 78
I have a row of arborvitaes that separate my property from my neighbor. One is right outside my office window.
This morning a big ass crow landed in it and just stared at me through the window. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (viF8m) 79
Trump did the smart thing, using the name and legacy of the existing party. Same thing the commies have done with both parties.
Sometimes gutting something and wearing it like a skin suit is the smart play. Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t) 80
Worse, disposable plastic Diapers.
These are the same assholes who outlawed plastic straws, grocery sacks, water bottles, etc. Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (UEOBX) 81
>>NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
Motor Voter wasn't signing up enough illegals? Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (xkXS7) 82
Ahhh....back before they sucked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1) Your declaration is just. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (dK+Kv) 83
64 >>>He carried it off to his nest.
Do you know it's male? How do you tell a boy crow from a girl crow? I assume it didn't let you make a close inspection. Posted by: No Name Today at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (8mulE) ---- If it can tell the difference between cubic zirconia and a real diamond it's a female crow. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Ea/Qv) 84
"Crowey. How original is that?"
That's the kind of nic that true lovers give each other. Kinda dopey-smitten-cute name you say when you rub beaks. Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (N8ZBc) 85
California's misbegotten plan to provide Ipads to all their state prisoners scaled out to $2,000 per device. You can buy one for about $400. That means someone's beak got wet for $1600 per prisoner.
Posted by: Waste, Fraud, Abuse at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2) 86
NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
I wonder if we are going to see the DOJ step in "last minute" and take over the state election offices in these blue states in order to stop illegals from voting. It would be hilarious and amazing to watch "blue states" return more then half their actual citizen votes for GOP candidates... Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm) 87
Black Crowes thread?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xcxpd) 88
NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
Just let that sink in and remember they don’t require proof of citizenship for enrollment. Posted by: Vengeance at May 14, 2026 12:34 PM (wvJdC) It'll be a bitch when they become Central America and there's no one around to earn any money to pay taxes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1) 89
We should put stripper-glitter on every check Treasury sends to these operations. Let their boyfriends provide the punishment without us needing a trial.
Posted by: DaveA at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (FhXTo) 90
The looting that has gone on for decades is just unfathomable. When I billed the Medicare and Medicaid for services, I followed the law because a. it's the law and 2. I'm not a fucking thief. There are a whole lot of people who are fucking thieves out there.
== I once met a woman who was a Russian doctor for years before coming here. Basically, when it gets to the point that most people realize there is rampant fraud and stealing, almost everyone starts doing it because if you don't you can't survive. People don't do their jobs unless you bribe them, basically. It sounded like an insane hellscape. Posted by: Crow conspiracy at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (anL5R) 91
I have a row of arborvitaes that separate my property from my neighbor. One is right outside my office window.
I HATE arborvitaes. They...just assume a right to take over one's yard. Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xkXS7) 93
Ahhh....back before they sucked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1) Napster. Memberberries. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y) 94
A crow getting free handouts??
Just you wait, Ace. In another few weeks you'll be trapped inside a phone booth surrounded by hundreds of the bastards. Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX) 95
I have to admit that my parents, and aunt who lives with and assisted them, were paid a stipend for caring for my elderly grandparents in my parents' home. The amount wasn't lavish, but it made the endeavor possible until the Grands passed last year. We would have done what we could to make it work without that stipend, of course, but they almost surely would have ended up in a nursing home and that would have been at government expense eventually as well as the entire family together couldn't afford such a thing long term.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (lFFaq) 96
Mr. Crowley.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (oqmRa) 97
All things will be better when High Speed Train arrives!
Posted by: Pudinhead at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (1D2Ie) 98
Not to be a Negative Nelly, but the spigots for all of this enormous fraud against the taxpayers of this country will start right back up again as soon as the Democrats take back the WH.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:29 PM (qBdHI) Huh uh. Republicans will pass laws preventing that. Just you wait and see. It'll happen. Yessiree. They'll bee rolling up their sleeves. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (g8Ew8) 99
Sir Ace of Spades, Distinguished Friend of Crows!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5) 100
> There was a recent report on CA's program to provide diapers to the poor. Of course the diapers were delivered at a cost 3x what it would have been if the poors got off their asses and went to WalMart.
Yep. They're spending $0.50 per diaper on that boondoggle. You don't even have to go to a discount store to do far better than that. You can easily find diapers at $0.17 each without going to Costco or Sam's or WalMart or looking for sales. Any random grocery store has them at that price. Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (mkw2N) 101
$120k/year for housing the homeless, $2k/prisoner for iPads.
Why...its like the CA government's actual job is funneling state funds to connected insiders... Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: The DNC at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (E/qck) 103
Every program
The places where immigrants are stealing from the system makes the most news but they're not the only ones doing it. Government workers are never going to diligently ensure that money is being spent reasonably and properly because it isn't their money. People vote for these programs on the basis that it makes them good people but charity cannot involve taking from others at gunpoint so that it can be distributed as you see fit. These programs are immoral. They are harmful. And they encourage poor behavior. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (xkXS7) 105
The looting that has gone on for decades is just unfathomable./i]
Under the Junta spending doubled. All of that was stolen every single dollar. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm) 106
As a California taxpayer, I say hooray! Getting to Watch the Trump administration working to right the ship against extreme odds has been such a blessing. And I get to show my grandkids how real government works for the citizens and not against them.
Posted by: Inisfree at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (3g6r+) Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (I89WZ) 108
66 Those funds had to ba approved through government agencies. Any government worker that signed off on any approval should be fired and fined.” Here’s the trick - EVERY government official signed off on them. There aren’t any good ones worth keeping. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (AnnNE) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e) 110
I'm pretty sure the Feds could nail Hochul for fraud in the home care business in NYS. They changed the rules so out of state companies could get involved, many if which donated to her and other Dems
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (gu0hJ) 111
Maybe ace's crow refuge qualifies for a subsidy.
Posted by: davidt at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Q+gd/) 112
I HATE arborvitaes. They...just assume a right to take over one's yard.
May we be of assistance? Posted by: Bamboo at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (E/qck) 113
The entitlement budget is larger than the military budget every year.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (z2aPa) 114
Handing out rotten meat to your friend doesn't seem very friendly.
Posted by: Burnt Toast And A Rotten Egg at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (oftw2) 115
Sir Ace of Spades, Distinguished Friend of Crows!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5) Disappointing Hanger of Shelves. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv) 116
Black Crowes thread?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xcxpd)/i] You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/U5Jz5Y5fl5c Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1) 117
Dont forget they raided FEMA funds to give to the "newcomers".
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Vh9CX) 118
>> Distinguished Friend of Crows!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5) >Disappointing Hanger of Shelves. Unlicensed Pilot of Vespas. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (xkXS7) 119
it's infuriating ...
Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (3ZUWJ) 120
This stinks because there are legit people out there who left the workforce to care for loved ones, such as aging, disabled parents or severely autistic children.
But we can’t have nice, functional things like this when we import masses from failed states. Their culture is scamming. We’re racists for noticing this reality. Sorry you think it’s mean. Truly, it’s mean to the people who should be getting these benefits. Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (4KUe5) 121
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 14, 2026
I like it. Of course I don't get a final vote on the name. It reminds me of Aleister (sp?) Crowley who was an English oddball and into dark arts. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (n3VHW) 122
It really isn't hard to ferret out the fraud; a kid with a phone did it in an afternoon. It isn't that they can't, it's that they don't want to.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t) Do I get paid a bonus for finding fraud? No, I do not. They gots to fill out a form, they filled out the form. It's reparations. -- Gubment worker Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e) 123
People vote for these programs on the basis that it makes them good people but charity cannot involve taking from others at gunpoint so that it can be distributed as you see fit. These programs are immoral. They are harmful. And they encourage poor behavior.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e) Makes good people do the wrong thing for the right reason. How many times has there been a disaster and everyone is wondering who to give to and we find so many of the 'charities' really use like 60-80% of funds collected just to maintain their own internal bureaucracy? This was different when people donated things like actual food or time and work. Those are tangible things that it is harder to graft. But they are also more difficult, which is what people take advantage of. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y) 124
Saw an amusing new hot take...
A common point people make to socialists is there is nothing stopping them from pooling their money and living commune/socialist style. The answer to that is usually some variant on "but then we couldn't take YOUR money". Well, in a thread I was reading earlier I saw a completely new answer to the point... Socialists aren't and shouldn't go form their own communes because it would be so great people outside the commune would get the benefits and free riders are wrong and evil. Yep. That's a take I guess. What are these benefits others would get? Unsaid. Why free riding is a problem when a non-socialist would get it from a socialist group instead of the real world reverse? Also unsaid Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm) 125
while delivering only a few hundred hearing aids.
Posted by: beckster at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (kX27y) But, honestly, how many hearing aids do poor people really need? How much of the supposed number against which they're comparing "a few hundred" is really needy? Remember as you look at this fraud, that a huge part of the problem is them defining "needy" so broadly that, in reality, most of the people who "need" this help DON'T EVEN EXIST. It's not that a lot of daycares, or medicaid helpers, or school lunch kids, or desperately poor deaf kids are not receiving the money to which they're supposedly entitled because someone is committing fraud. No, the problem is that those kids, those poor people, never really existed in the first place. You've been gaslit. On homeless people. On hungry kids. On poor sick people. They have weaponized your compassion to a great extent by lying about how many of these folks there really are. Posted by: GWB at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (kU0PQ) 126
Gov of Ohio Mike DeWine: Fraud is just the cost of doing business. Fraud is just the things we do together. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Cqx++) 127
Crowey dropped in to grab the last of the turned ground beef. He carried it off to his nest.
We are also looking into this. Crows have been known to re-sell this for shiny objects. Posted by: JD Vance at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (E/qck) 128
> People don't do their jobs unless you bribe them, basically.
100% normal and standard in large parts of Asia and India. Government has their hand all the way up your butt and you can't do basic things without handing out bribes to a dozen government officials. That's not even to get special treatment. That's to get them out of your way so you can do things on your own like run your business. Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (mkw2N) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (n3VHW) Posted by: Crow conspiracy at May 14, 2026 12:43 PM (anL5R) 131
Cliffless is no way to go through life. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:37 PM (xkXS7) He didn't want to do 'One' because he felt it a ballad and ballads were for fagz. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1) 132
You need 2 crows, Ace.
Heckle and Jeckle Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1) Heckle and Jeckle are magpies, not crows. Posted by: GWB at May 14, 2026 12:43 PM (kU0PQ) 133
>>NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
-- As the SC Senate Majority leader would opine, it'll just make for a more "robust" Democrat party! Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI) 134
The Punishment for this should be worse than the punishment for Tax Evasion, imo.
Much, much worse. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (xkXS7) 135
My Daughter in Law is working a conference in TX where the Black Crowes played last night. She had no idea who they are. Highlight of her time there was she got to meet George Bush and dance with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (affD0) 136
Those funds had to ba approved through government agencies.
Any government worker that signed off on any approval should be fired and fined. Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (z2aPa) I followed the rules given to me to approve funds. You cain't punish me for following rules. -- Gubment worker Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e) 137
Newsom, Bubba and a free California iPad need to make a prison movie. Call it: "You Got a Purty Mouth Gov".
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (OIn/d) 138
Do I get paid a bonus for finding fraud? No, I do not. They gots to fill out a form, they filled out the form. It's reparations. -- Gubment worker
I do think the government should offer bounties for identifying fraud, hell even for government employees because in the long term it will pay for itself. But you only get the $$$ if it either leads to a conviction and/or the money being clawed back Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm) 139
There's no way you can ever police this. The programs just need to be cancelled. Somehow we all got by without taxpayer daycare, home care or autism programs.
As soon as the Dems are back in charge, they celebrate the fraud as they're in on it. Posted by: Sharpie at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (qEChX) 140
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Gov of Ohio Mike DeWine: Fraud is just the cost of doing business. Fraud is just the things we do together. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Cqx++) ^My nomination for Comment of the Week Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (5rh/l) 141
MAGA_ken, they raided every budget to pay for illegals. There is no telling how much Biden spent given how many different sources they plundered.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (4KUe5) 142
It the job of Congress to budget and place laws and rules around the disbursement of funds.
So far they haven’t cut one of the budgets by the amount of fraud that’s been discovered. Not one. They also haven’t tightened up the rules and conditions for providing the states these funds. They just stand there at press conferences and take credit for fraud the agencies discovered. Every dollar of fraud they find should result in a budget reduction. Nope says congress. Posted by: Vengeance at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (wvJdC) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1) 144
137 Newsom, Bubba and a free California iPad need to make a prison movie. Call it: "You Got a Purty Mouth Gov".
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (OIn/d) 'Mind if we all dance with your wife?' Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y) 145
104 >>Black Crowes thread?
A Musical Companion of Southern Harmonies? Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:39 PM (xkXS7) I mean, it sounds good to me. And thanks, Sponge Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (xcxpd) 146
Remember:
While the feds were funding this without question, they couldn't find a penny for Americans freezing in tents over the winter in North Carolina. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (73/SM) 147
You've been gaslit. On homeless people. On hungry kids. On poor sick people. They have weaponized your compassion to a great extent by lying about how many of these folks there really are.
== 50% OF THE POPULATION IS GAY!!! HATER!!!! Posted by: Love is Love at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (anL5R) 148
I got it: "Schemer." There's your primo name for a corvid. The wheels are always turning in those little heads.
Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (N8ZBc) 149
>> Distinguished Friend of Crows!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5) >Disappointing Hanger of Shelves. Unlicensed Pilot of Vespas. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:42 PM (xkXS7) Toter of Humorously Homosexual Haversacks. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (dK+Kv) 150
All crows around Casa Podaso are named Jon Snow.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (BaZnq) 151
Heckle and Jeckle are magpies, not crows. Posted by: GWB at May 14, 2026 12:43 PM (kU0PQ) Don't care. Ace isn't trying to attract magpies, now is he...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 152
NY just stated they are going to automatically register to vote anyone who applies for Medicaid.
They're free to also register under their real address, but that's up to them. Posted by: NYS at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (E/qck) 153
Gov of Ohio Mike DeWine: Fraud is just the cost of doing business.
If any dollar I spent at word is incorrectly allocated I *will* be fired. And if it was stolen in any sense I *will* be prosecuted. Government workers SHOULD be held to a higher standard. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm) 154
>>Socialists aren't and shouldn't go form their own communes because it would be so great people outside the commune would get the benefits and free riders are wrong and evil.
The Free Rider Problem exists outside of Socialism as well as inside of it. The Laffer Curve is an example of such. Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (xkXS7) 155
There's no way you can ever police this. The programs just need to be cancelled. Somehow we all got by without taxpayer daycare, home care or autism programs.
As soon as the Dems are back in charge, they celebrate the fraud as they're in on it. Posted by: Sharpie at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (qEChX) This guy gets it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (dK+Kv) 156
All crows around Casa Podaso are named Jon Snow.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 14, 2026 12:45 PM (BaZnq) not brandon lee? Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (578V/) 157
Crowley?
So Alastair. Is he pretentious, fruity crow? Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y) "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" sounds about right for a crow. Posted by: far cry at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (+IsEU) 158
And thanks, Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 12:44 PM (xcxpd) My pleasure. I find them a very underrated and underappreciated band. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) 159
Even the Trump administration drastically downplays the amount of fraud.
Unwinding it all would be a crisis the federal government couldn't survive, and many cities would burn. It's an insurmountable problem at this point. The options are: 1.) Let the corruption take its course and slowly destroy the country. 2.) Put a stop to it, and instantly destroy the country. Door #1 is the easier one, and so it's the one everyone will choose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2) 160
You've been gaslit. On homeless people. On hungry kids. On poor sick people. They have weaponized your compassion to a great extent by lying about how many of these folks there really are.
I see plenty of fat kids in my area. I've yet to meet any that look they'd missed meal. And honestly when I go into blue areas the kids are fatter then in my neighborhood. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm) 161
Ace, you might want to leave something shiny out for the crow one morning - they like gifts as well as food. I had crows in our backyard in Virginia that I left buttons and plastic jewels for, and they began to come sit on one of the outside dining chairs while I sat outside with coffee and "chat." It takes a while, but with food, shiny treasures and talking to them, they do come to know your voice and that you don't wish them harm. Good luck!
Posted by: moki at May 14, 2026 12:47 PM (wLjpr) The Morning Rant: Thune Needs To Go!![]() Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., said Tuesday “We don’t have the votes to get rid of the filibuster” as his defense for why he won’t get the SAVE America Act passed. Lucky for Thune, he doesn’t need to “get rid of the filibuster” to pass the SAVE America Act, but he already knows that — he just doesn’t want to pass the legislation at all. If the good people of South Dakota approve of this clown's transparent attempt to supplant a wildly popular bill with his own belief in the correctness of our obviously broken voting systems, then perhaps it is time to revoke its statehood. But my guess is that the people who voted for him are just as disappointed. Cui Bono? Who benefits from our country's slide into 3rd world sh*thole status, courtesy of illegal voting? The Democrat junta obviously. But why would Thune support the continuation of this destruction of our constitutional republic and its conversion into a majority-rule "democracy" without any of the checks and balances that have defended our freedoms for 250 years? Is it as simple as Thune's desire for the status quo, which makes his life quite easy, but will ultimately destroy our republic? If so, he might be even sleazier and amoral than the typical senator, and that is saying a lot. PS. For a taste of a different sort of politician, listen to Jeff Carter, candidate for Nevada State Treasurer on the CutJibNewsletter podcast! [Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated! And...Yeah...I was in a meeting that ran late! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) 2
You're LATE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (LdBR/) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (/+uur) 6
"But if we win and pass this law, it will go against our values and hurts Our Sacred Democracy!™"
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (BpO1e) 7
Monkey is quite late today. What, does he think he's ace or something?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (N1DT3) 8
Thune's financials should be investigated.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (abIsI) 9
And...Yeah...I was in a meeting that ran late!
Cough beejer cough Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (Kt19C) 10
5 Monkey did NOT find Jesus after all
Jesus had a fence to stain today Posted by: r hennigantx Jesus is out standing in his field. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (abIsI) 11
Uniparty is gonna uniparty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (xcxpd) 12
"A meeting"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (jehhT) 13
and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (xcxpd) 14
Is it as simple as Thune's desire for the status quo, which makes his life quite easy, but will ultimately destroy our republic?
If so, he might be even sleazier and amoral than the typical senator, and that is saying a lot. Thune thinks it is 1996 or so. But Jesus said to him, “No one having laid the hand upon the plow and looking to the things behind is fit for the kingdom of God.” Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (/+uur) 15
Toot! Toot!
Posted by: Beans, the Magical Fruit at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (2fUyU) 16
Time to break out the UniParty Drum again?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (/lPRQ) 17
Jesus is out standing in his field.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (abIsI) Left? Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (/+uur) 18
The US Senate, the world's
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (2UnvF) 19
It seems to me that the highest, most important aim of every member of congress (representative or Senator) is to avoid blame for anything.
Yes, the leftists want to rule the country and the "conservatives" want to enrich themselves and their cronies, but ALL of them want to avoid blame first and foremost. That's why they do everything they can to pass responsibility off to bureaucrats and judges. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (N1DT3) 20
Off, flatulating sock!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (2fUyU) 21
17 Jesus is out standing in his field.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (abIsI) Left? Posted by: r hennigantx Prolly lettuce. Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (abIsI) 22
Thune’s public refusal to do anything with the SAVE act helps cover his refusal to promote any presidential appointments, most egregiously is Thune ensuring these appointments can’t be made in recess. This should be a much bigger deal than it is, I think. There’s no functional difference between a Thune or a Schumer majority leadership.
Posted by: Advo at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (jO4mz) 23
What has the vaunted United States Senate done for us lately? Remember, they are the self-described "greatest deliberative body on the planet!" Uh, they've deliberated? Jeez, there's no pleasing some people! As has always been the case, activities are not accomplishments. Politicians never understand that. Nor do too many voters. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (s9VOe) 24
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1) 25
Elaborately scripted Hollywood productions. Failure Theater. It sort of looks like they are … doing …. something. The ratchet only ever seems to turn one way, though. They dependably become very wealthy, though. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (UEOBX) 26
I like my senators to do nothing. Nada, zippo, zilch.
The problem is they do too much....stealing, robbing, raping, molesting, gerrymandering, bribing and grifting, all the while growing more and more greedy as they enter their 80s. John McCain comes to mind. Posted by: They Shoot Senators Don't They? at May 14, 2026 11:45 AM (mC7bQ) 27
Who has the GOPe queued up to run for Cocaine Mitch's seat in Kentucky? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:46 AM (s9VOe) Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 11:46 AM (BpO1e) 29
MUNKEY Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:46 AM (y9nCu) 30
It seems to me that the highest, most important aim of every member of congress (representative or Senator) is to avoid blame for anything.
For most pols, doing nothing is far more likely to lead to reelection than doing something that will anger some portion of the populace, and since reelection is their top priority, we get what we now have. I give you John Cornyn. That will continue as long as people allow it to, and it looks like people are finally tired of Cornyn. Perhaps the good people of SD will finally wake up, but I doubt it. They like that their guy heads the Senate. Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t) 31
and congrats to Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (xcxpd) *fistbump* I'm just thankful Elric allowed me this one........ 🙄 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:46 AM (Zz0t1) 32
And...Yeah...I was in a meeting that ran late!
Posted by: CBD Yeah, when I take a long dump, I call it going to "the office", too. Posted by: Here I Sit, All Broken-Hearted at May 14, 2026 11:47 AM (oftw2) 33
Remember when Mitch the Bitch took peachmints "off the table"?
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 11:47 AM (ZLe8E) 34
That will continue as long as people allow it to, and it looks like people are finally tired of Cornyn. Perhaps the good people of SD will finally wake up, but I doubt it. They like that their guy heads the Senate. They do, until they don't. Ask Tom Daschele. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:47 AM (s9VOe) 35
What has the vaunted United States Senate done for us lately? Remember, they are the self-described "greatest deliberative body on the planet!"
Uh, they've deliberated? Jeez, there's no pleasing some people! So we're completely ignoring chin scratching and pud pulling? Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t) 36
Yes, the leftists want to rule the country and the "conservatives" want to enrich themselves and their cronies, but ALL of them want to avoid blame first and foremost.
That's why they do everything they can to pass responsibility off to bureaucrats and judges. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (N1DT3) You're absolutely right. Congress is the reason we have the seemingly immovable deep state. They don't want any responsibility for anything but money and title. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (g8Ew8) 37
Is it as simple as Thune's desire for the status quo, which makes his life quite easy, but will ultimately destroy our republic?
If so, he might be even sleazier and amoral than the typical senator, and that is saying a lot. Thune thinks it is 1996 or so. But Jesus said to him, “No one having laid the hand upon the plow and looking to the things behind is fit for the kingdom of God.” Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (/+uur) Most of our "rulers" are so detached from reality that nothing except kicking them out of Washington will wake them up. (And most will go back to be a different kind of parasite, a lobbyist.) "The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around. What do you see? Business people, teachers, lawyers, carpenters... these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it." Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (N1DT3) 38
I see that Thune and every other GOP Senator can't post on X without getting completely trashed by MAGA. They don't care and keep posting their fake achievements.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (abIsI) 39
The US Senate, the world's
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2026 11:43 AM (2UnvF) But they have a taxpayer funded sexual assault fund, so there's that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1) 40
Thune should complain about the horrible problem of gerrymandered Senate seats.
That'll lear 'em! Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (+rmlS) 41
So we're completely ignoring chin scratching and pud pulling? Posted by: Archimedes at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t) And sleeve rolling. Don't forget the sleeve rolling. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1) 42
Hey, a lot of rolling up of sleeves goes on in the Senate, too.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ) 43
Trump has given them the specific road map on how to win. They can't even use their old excuses anymore.
So we get new ones. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 11:50 AM (ZLe8E) 44
And remember, "reaching across the aisle" counts as an Arm Day Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:50 AM (s9VOe) 45
40 Thune should complain about the horrible problem of gerrymandered Senate seats.
That'll lear 'em! Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (+rmlS) Without the 17th Amend we would have about 65 (R)s with an average tenure of around 8 years. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:50 AM (/+uur) 46
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And remember, "reaching across the aisle" counts as an Arm Day Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:50 AM (s9VOe) reach around>reaching across Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:51 AM (/+uur) 47
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1) 48
Horde mind, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ) 49
And...Yeah...I was in a meeting that ran late! You just need to tell the boss to stop wasting everyone's time and wrap it up so that you can get back to your desk to post on AoS. Let him know where the real priorities lie. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:51 AM (y9nCu) 50
And sleeve rolling. Don't forget the sleeve rolling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:49 AM (Zz0t1) They used to make a great waitress sammich Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:52 AM (/+uur) 51
Who benefits from our country's slide into 3rd world sh*thole status, courtesy of illegal voting? The Democrat junta obviously. But why would Thune support the continuation of this destruction of our constitutional republic and its conversion into a majority-rule "democracy" without any of the checks and balances that have defended our freedoms for 250 years? Is it as simple as Thune's desire for the status quo, which makes his life quite easy, but will ultimately destroy our republic?
If so, he might be even sleazier and amoral than the typical senator, and that is saying a lot. The really sad thing, and I'm sure Thune knows it, is- that the Democrats are so insane and so...what?...bloodthirsty, and straight up communist now, and the numbers so close in the Senate and House that- we literally can't vote for the Democrat to boot his sorry ass out of office as well as his fellow sorry asses by voting for the Democrat. If he's not primaries out, he stays. Refusing to support his voters, his party, and his country,. What a bought and paid for scumbag puppet. He can't get ass cancer soon enough. Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:52 AM (iJfKG) 52
You just need to tell the boss to stop wasting everyone's time and wrap it up so that you can get back to your desk to post on AoS. Let him know where the real priorities lie. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:51 AM (y9nCu) Afterall........ AoS Benefits Package > Actual Paying Job Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:52 AM (Zz0t1) 53
Harrumph
Posted by: GOP at May 14, 2026 11:52 AM (abIsI) 54
Thx CBD
Thune needs to go, absolutely. Replaced by Senator Murkowski Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 11:53 AM (gu0hJ) 55
And...Yeah...I was in a meeting that ran late!
Posted by: CBD Ace talked your ear off about his crow, didn't he? Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ) 56
Reminder that Thune is not the President of the Senate. JD Vance is. Vance can if he likes go to the Senate in person, perhaps with some guards in red togas and long knives, and declare the place in recess.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 11:53 AM (KAw7u) 57
In selecting an appropriate visual symbol of the Senate in its founding period, one might consider an anchor, a fence, or a saucer. Writing to Thomas Jefferson, who had been out of the country during the Constitutional Convention, James Madison explained that the Constitution's framers considered the Senate to be the great "anchor" of the government. To the framers themselves, Madison explained that the Senate would be a "necessary fence" against the "fickleness and passion" that tended to influence the attitudes of the general public and members of the House of Representatives. George Washington is said to have told Jefferson that the framers had created the Senate to "cool" House legislation just as a saucer was used to cool hot tea. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 11:53 AM (Cqx++) 58
50D Senators and they'll ram through any and all insanity they can come up with.
53R Senators and we can't get a basic vote protection measure. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm) 59
I ran across an AI video someone did replacing Brad Pitt with Ellen Page in Troy...stick until the end...because Ellen did... https://tinyurl.com/3ey75b38
Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm) 60
You just need to tell the boss to stop wasting everyone's time and wrap it up so that you can get back to your desk to post on AoS. Let him know where the real priorities lie. You need to develop the old sage schtick: "I recall the time we last tired [ the current thing under discussion ]. Back in '98 it was, I think. Why, I remember ..." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:54 AM (s9VOe) 61
50D Senators and they'll ram through any and all insanity they can come up with.
53R Senators and we can't get a basic vote protection measure. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm) It's why we'll never have nice things. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1) 62
> How does a Republican majority in this senate differ from a Democrat majority?
---------- Honestly? The color of their lapel pin. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 11:55 AM (jehhT) 63
Jordan is yelling at Fairfax DA Descano. Descano is yelling at Jordan. Damn good theater
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (gu0hJ) 64
Another ‘Missing’ Lawmaker? 83-Year-Old Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson Hasn’t Voted in Nearly One Month – Missed 43 Straight Votes
=== In hospice? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (/lPRQ) 65
You're absolutely right. Congress is the reason we have the seemingly immovable deep state. They don't want any responsibility for anything but money and title. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 11:48 AM (g8Ew And access to ambitious nubile young blonde blue-blood staffers in their first year out of college, while they're winding down the "bi until graduation" phase. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu) 66
I ran across an AI video someone did replacing Brad Pitt with Ellen Page in Troy...stick until the end...because Ellen did... https://tinyurl.com/3ey75b38
Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm) Saw a pic of her. She looks like she could drop dead at any moment. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1) 67
I've said it before but having worked there, Senators are lazy sacks of shit. All of them.
They don't write legislation, they don't have spirited debates, and they spend as little time in the Senate chamber as possible. It's 6-year job security and they simply don't give a fuck to do anything other than fundraise and eat nice meals and get drunk with their colleagues and the lobbyists buying the drinks. Doing real, actual work is foreign to most of them because a lot of them haven't had an actual job in 30+ years, if ever. Especially once you get into leadership like Thune, you know you're on easy street until you finally decide to retire much too late (Mitch) or just drop dead while in office, so you have even less incentive to do anything more than jack shit. Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (oqH4h) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 14, 2026 11:57 AM (Zz0t1) 69
Paul is here and he appears to be having a stroke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 11:57 AM (gu0hJ) 70
Another ‘Missing’ Lawmaker? 83-Year-Old Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson Hasn’t Voted in Nearly One Month – Missed 43 Straight Votes Isn't she the rhinestoned cowboy outfit foo? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:57 AM (s9VOe) 71
access to ambitious
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu) Fixed on behalf of Foley and Hastert. Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 11:58 AM (KAw7u) 72
The only thing these RINO senators fear is their jobs, not becoming the minority party.
The only threat to their jobs is a successful primary challenge, which is virtually unheard of. Posted by: Jose at May 14, 2026 11:58 AM (V6W16) 73
And access to ambitious nubile young blonde blue-blood staffers in their first year out of college, while they're winding down the "bi until graduation" phase.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:56 AM (y9nCu) ------ We called Saxby Chambliss' staff "The Stable" because he kept his office packed with young fillies. Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 11:58 AM (oqH4h) 74
Paul is here and he appears to be having a stroke
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 11:57 AM (gu0hJ) Also known as 'gagging on a cock.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:59 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 11:59 AM (ZLe8E) 76
Missing Congress critters : Waters, Wilson and Kean. At least Kean has been heard from and apparently has med issues. The other two should be on milk cartons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 12:00 PM (gu0hJ) 77
Frederica Wilson and the 500 hats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 12:00 PM (Cqx++) 78
He doesn't have the votes but he keeps allowing the Donks to bring up War Powers Act votes against Trump in the Iran situation. This latest was the seventh failed attempt.
Thune needs to be put out on his ear. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 14, 2026 12:00 PM (/Jufz) 79
Thune is chosen by the GOP caucus. It's almost like the voters of all those senators who make Thune their "leader" (knowing exactly what he'll do/not do) also have chosen him. Not aware of the slightest inklings of discomfort or revolt in the caucus.
Enjoy what may be the speed bump years of Trump. All the 250th hullaballoo has a weird taste. Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 12:01 PM (U/Byj) 80
People need to realize that the entirety of our political betters are there to do one thing; rob us blind.
If the Army needs 100 new tanks the Treasury just writes them a check or prints off the money to give them. But the lawmakers who permit this will take every dime from the taxpayers to further the con and line their pockets. To the tune of $38 trillion. So far. The GOP operates with a very low level of plausible deniability. Unlike the Democrats who don't give a fuck what you think about them. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 12:01 PM (jehhT) 81
To the tune of $38 trillion. So far. The GOP operates with a very low level of plausible deniability. Unlike the Democrats who don't give a fuck what you think about them. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 12:01 PM (jehhT) Of which, likely $30t is fraud. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:02 PM (Zz0t1) 82
Reminder that Thune is not the President of the Senate. JD Vance is. Vance can if he likes go to the Senate in person, perhaps with some guards in red togas and long knives, and declare the place in recess.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 11:53 AM (KAw7u) People say things but... No, the Vice President cannot declare the Senate to be in recess. The authority to recess the Senate lies with the Senate itself, typically exercised by unanimous consent or a majority vote, not with the Vice President. While the Vice President serves as the President of the Senate and presides over its sessions, their role is largely ceremonial in day-to-day operations. Senate rules and precedents establish that decisions about adjournment or recess are made by the body through unanimous consent or formal motion. Some sources clarify that the Vice President, as Presiding Officer, can influence legislative timing post-cloture but this does not extend to declaring a recess. The Senate’s ability to control its own proceedings is protected under Article I, Section 5 of the Constitution, which grants each chamber the power to determine its rules and adjournments. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:04 PM (ExV1e) 83
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 12:01 PM (U/Byj)
Doesn't 250 generally signal the end times of a Republic Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:04 PM (ZLe8E) 84
The GOPe and Thune are very short sighted. Do they think that if Trump and MAGA goes away (not happening) that everything will go back to uniparty happiness? The old Dems are dying out and being replaced by Marxist lunatics who ain't gonna be nice to the GOPe
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 12:04 PM (gu0hJ) 85
The only threat to their jobs is a successful primary challenge, which is virtually unheard of.
-- Unfortunately, it's all too true. It's very hard to unseat these vermin via the primaries. Most especially in states like mine, SC, where the primary is a free-for-all. The only way we'll likely ever be rid of POS's like Lindsay Graham is if he decides to leave or if he dies. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:04 PM (qBdHI) 86
65 Another ‘Missing’ Lawmaker? 83-Year-Old Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson Hasn’t Voted in Nearly One Month – Missed 43 Straight
The Democratic youth movement continues on Noon news MSNow - China - Americans pissed about inflation - business leaders on trip CNN - Xi warns Trump on Taiwan Fox - Outnumbered . Emily - SPLC education shit CBC - major investments to double electricity by 2050! Take that America! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 12:05 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 12:05 PM (iJfKG) 88
At PNAS, trinitite in the news! tl;dr: "Extreme, transient conditions produced by nuclear detonations can generate solid-state phases inaccessible to conventional synthesis." Well, duh!
https://tinyurl.com/mne9bdjb Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:05 PM (N8ZBc) 89
The GOPe and Thune are very short sighted. Do they think that if Trump and MAGA goes away (not happening) that everything will go back to uniparty happiness?
If I had to guess... they think that Democrat control of the country will have no negative effect on them or theirs and they don't care about anyone else. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e) 90
Fixed link: https://tinyurl.com/mne9bdjb
Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:07 PM (N8ZBc) 91
Thune is Cocaine Glitch McConnell sans the "charisma" and ChiComm Beard.
Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 14, 2026 12:07 PM (I89WZ) 92
86 The only threat to their jobs is a successful primary challenge, which is virtually unheard of.” Look at all the shit that’s been thrown at Paxton for daring to do that. You need to find someone with a real DGAF attitude to do that, and it’s hard. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 12:08 PM (AnnNE) Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 14, 2026 12:08 PM (5xuJ/) Posted by: Tits On A Bull at May 14, 2026 12:08 PM (mC7bQ) 95
> If I had to guess... they think that Democrat control of the country will have no negative effect on them or theirs and they don't care about anyone else.
---------- It never has before... and no, they don't give a shit about you or me. Unless we're not paying our fair share of taxes. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 12:08 PM (jehhT) 96
Thune Has Tried Nothing To Pass The SAVE Act And He's All Out Of Ideas
When you're inside a system and don't want to do something, and come up with all manner of excuses to not do that task you were hired to do... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 12:09 PM (ynpvh) 97
Senators like Thune have to KILL the SAVE Act in order to save it!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 12:10 PM (ynpvh) 98
New Party.
It's time. I don't want to hear any complaining from the Trump administration about these treacherous dicklickers. I don't want to hear it from their voters, either. Everyone knows what the GOP is. Leave or keep getting punched in the eye. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:10 PM (BI5O2) 99
90 The GOPe and Thune are very short sighted. Do they think that if Trump and MAGA goes away (not happening) that everything will go back to uniparty happiness?” Very much like the Conservatives/Tories in England. They decided it was better to suicide their own party than to make any real changes. Probably because they had it all set up so that they could take the money and run even if everything all went to shit. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 12:10 PM (AnnNE) 100
There have been historically some good Senators, no? Maybe we should make a list. Might be a short one, still.
Senator Russell wasn’t too objectionable? And Karl Mundt. For Reps, I like H.R. Gross Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 12:11 PM (UEOBX) 101
Another ‘Missing’ Lawmaker? 83-Year-Old Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson Hasn’t Voted in Nearly One Month – Missed 43 Straight Votes
Isn't she the rhinestoned cowboy outfit foo? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:57 AM (s9VOe) *zombie Glen Campbell perks up* Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 12:11 PM (g8Ew8) 102
98 New Party.
It's time. I don't want to hear any complaining from the Trump administration about these treacherous dicklickers. I don't want to hear it from their voters, either. Everyone knows what the GOP is. Leave or keep getting punched in the eye. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:10 PM (BI5O2) And how do you keep them out of the new party? What mechanism prevents their infiltration? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ynpvh) 103
97 Senators like Thune have to KILL the SAVE Act in order to save it!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 12:10 PM (ynpvh) They need to kill Murkowski, Collins, Paul, and Tillis... Figuratively of course... Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2026 12:12 PM (CXoJb) 104
Frederica Wilson and the 500 hats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 12:00 PM (Cqx++) --------------- I initially read that as "cats." Posted by: ShainS -- Paris Hilton is harder to get into than the D.C. Hilton at May 14, 2026 12:12 PM (I89WZ) 105
The real question is:
How does a Republican majority in this senate differ from a Democrat minority? The democrat minority gets what it wants. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 14, 2026 12:15 PM (xvV+O) 106
Aye. 👍
In South Dakota state politics, Senator John Thune has traditionally maintained a policy of public neutrality in intra-party primary matchups, choosing instead to focus his political support on local defense, agricultural infrastructure, and law enforcement groups. (AI Overview) And this appears to be the last Senate press release Thune/his office posted that discusses the SAVE Act: Recent Press Releases, Thune on DHS Funding and SAVE America Act Progress “[H]opefully we’ll have cooperation from Democrats to end the government shutdown.” March 24, 2026 In part, “Overwhelming support for the SAVE America Act, the Democrats said – Chuck Schumer said out here last week – that they support voter ID. Well, we’re going to give them an opportunity to evidence that by putting it up for a vote. Later, I’ll be filing an amendment that would require photo ID, and we’ll see what the Democrats do." --- Fooled again? Nah. He knows the dems would likely take photo i.d. but they can often be obtained through state Department of Motor Vehicles, or equivalent commissions or agencies, without verification of birth & U.S. citizenship. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v) 107
Thune has been on the government teats since 1985 and a parasite office holder since 1997.
Good God man, get a job. Posted by: Mr. Lebowski at May 14, 2026 12:15 PM (mC7bQ) 108
The gOpe plan is to turn the country back over to the godless heathens. Could it be any more plain?
Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 12:16 PM (vm3gl) 109
Politicians never understand that. Nor do too many voters.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:44 AM (s9VOe) That lack of understanding was what led Miss80sBaby to leave the HQ in 2016. She was in DC and kept telling us the pols hadn't betrayed us because they were having meetings. It didn't matter how often we explained to her that meetings that didn't result in action were theater, she believed we were being wildly unfair to want Trump and his, hopefully creative, destruction of the status quo. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 12:17 PM (lFFaq) 110
Nevada State Treasurer from Nevada. Jeff Carter.
Any views on the Republican candidates running for Nevada Attorney General, Danny Tarkanian and Adriana Guzmán-Fralick? Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2026 12:17 PM (IlL6s) 111
And how do you keep them out of the new party? What mechanism prevents their infiltration?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 12:11 PM (ynpvh) Leadership. Trump and his loyalists need to start a new Party, with a new name, and appeal to all MAGA voters to leave the GOP. And appeal to LIV moderate Dems to do the same. Invite a short list of MAGA friendly Republicans to the Party. Explicitly banish any unnamed elected Republican to the outer reaches, never to be acknowledged as a human being, let alone a candidate. Run fresh blood in every primary the incumbent does drop out of (many will, they are hopeless in a fight against MAGA). Where they don't, bankroll the fuck out of the race against him. Put MAGA names on every ballot in 2028, even if it's an unknown. Nail these fuckers to the wall. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:17 PM (BI5O2) 112
Thune has been on the government teats since 1985 and a parasite office holder since 1997.
Good God man, get a job. -- You can't crowbar these people out. They have it easy. They have it made. They know it. Their job is not to represent, preserve and protect America and Americans. It's to swell their net worth, and make sure they remove themselves in all manners from the consequences of laws they make (or fail to make). Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:18 PM (qBdHI) 113
Thune is Cocaine Glitch McConnell sans the "charisma" and ChiComm Beard.
Posted by: ShainS And the quadruple chin. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 14, 2026 12:19 PM (W5mpo) 114
113 Thune is Cocaine Glitch McConnell sans the "charisma" and ChiComm Beard.
Posted by: ShainS And the quadruple chin. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 14, 2026 12:19 PM (W5mpo) Turkey wattle Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2026 12:20 PM (CXoJb) 115
nood
Posted by: gp at May 14, 2026 12:21 PM (N8ZBc) 116
You can't crowbar these people out. They have it easy. They have it made. They know it. Their job is not to represent, preserve and protect America and Americans. It's to swell their net worth, and make sure they remove themselves in all manners from the consequences of laws they make (or fail to make). Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 12:18 PM (qBdHI) They have a mostly "no-show" job that pays them a good wage and gives them opportunity for incredible graft that enhances their retirement fund handsomely. Why would they NOT want to keep it for decades? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Zz0t1) 117
I be done tole y'all a million times
GOP Senators are not interested in fighting for legislation. They are interested in being Senators. The office is the goal, not what good they might do with it. a US Senator's goal is to be re-elected in perpetuity, for the balance of his natural life. Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt) 118
Meh. The Dems will make PR a state and pack the SC with four more retards and Democracynas Farce will be saved.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (wBaIH) 119
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NOOD Trump Cancels $1.3 Billion in Medicaid Payments to Fraud and Piracy Ridden State of California NOOD! Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 12:24 PM (O7YUW) 120
I think Thune and that South Carolina GOP guy have the same idea about it not being sporting to beat Democrats at their own game.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 12:26 PM (Ea/Qv) 121
Leadership.
Trump and his loyalists need to start a new Party, with a new name, and appeal to all MAGA voters to leave the GOP. And appeal to LIV moderate Dems to do the same. Invite a short list of MAGA friendly Republicans to the Party. Explicitly banish any unnamed elected Republican to the outer reaches, never to be acknowledged as a human being, let alone a candidate. Run fresh blood in every primary the incumbent does drop out of (many will, they are hopeless in a fight against MAGA). Where they don't, bankroll the fuck out of the race against him. Put MAGA names on every ballot in 2028, even if it's an unknown. Nail these fuckers to the wall. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:17 PM (BI5O2) ---------- I was disappoint that Trump -- or those adjacent to him like his sons -- never organized or created a MAGA Party or similar Org back in 2015, even were its mission the vetting & training of MAGA Candidates going forward. I remember the book "One Minute Manager" and its advice that the top priority of a good (nay great) manager is to train replacements able to do the job themselves should the need ever arise. Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2026 12:31 PM (I89WZ) 122
Trump did the smart thing, using the name and legacy of the existing party. Same thing the commies have done with both parties.
Any new party immediately gets banned from everything for racism or whatever. Even if it doesn't get banned which it will if it gets remotely viable, it gets branded by the media and fake viral SNL and once that happens forget it. And even if the best happens and it becomes viable you have one or more cycles like what's going on in UK where it merely splits the right and leaves a weakened left still hanging on by default. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (ZLe8E) 123
And even if the best happens and it becomes viable you have one or more cycles like what's going on in UK where it merely splits the right and leaves a weakened left still hanging on by default. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:33 PM (ZLe8E) The GOP is the most important part if the Democrat Party. If you kill it, the rest of the Party will die too. Yes, it may take a little while. But the system can't survive without a controlled opposition Party. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 12:40 PM (BI5O2) 124
Think a lot of this voter ID debate comes down to word play and/or interpretation.
Here's wacko Pennsylvania's current system, in brief: Voters generally do not need to provide ID unless they are voting in a district for the first time. Under the SAVE Act, a Pennsylvania driver’s license (including a REAL ID) would no longer suffice on its own to register to vote, as these IDs do not legally prove U.S. citizenship. Citizens would need an ORIGINAL birth certificate or U.S. passport to register. Civic organizations urge rejection of the bill, warning that requiring in-person documentary proof of citizenship would dismantle Pennsylvania’s popular online voter registration program used by millions. It also doesn't want to use a fed data base to id non-citizens on voting lists. -------- Original birth certificates stay in government vaults. A passport or RealID, requires a CERTIFIED birth certificate. That is an official, state-issued copy of that record. It bears an embossed or raised state seal and an authorized signature, and it is the only version accepted for legal purposes like passports, driver's licenses, and employment. See usa dot job/birth certificate. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 12:47 PM (NFX2v) Mid-Morning Art Thread![]() Edward Laning Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 2
yow!
Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Lot going down in Panama...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT) 5
Dang, he did it.
Posted by: goatexchange at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (xHuLt) 6
Bully!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX) 7
The union bosses were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1) 8
Be a shame to get soot in those white suits and dress.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (n128x) Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (gtcuf) 10
Panama Red!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (0nHVk) 11
They should have gotten those dwarves from Diggy Diggy Hole
Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (sKqQm) 12
Steam shovel!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C) 13
Funny, this doesn't look at all like the Van Halen music video.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX) 14
In the days before OSHA, obviously.
The two dudes riding the hook across the sky would've been fired immediately for having fun on the job. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (s9VOe) 16
Busy, busy, busy!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (X8xt3) 17
And now Panama's home to the 5th US Army (where the SF guys went for jungle warfare training during 'Nam) — what Rush Limbaugh used to call the 'Southern Command'.
Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2026 09:33 AM (ayRl+) 18
You should see all the Yellow Fever victims buried in my basement.
Posted by: Teddy Brewster at May 14, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2) 19
Too many Why Peepoh! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:33 AM (s9VOe) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:33 AM (HdYcL) Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ) 22
There's a lot going on in that painting. It took me awhile to find Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: dantesed at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2) 23
Build it, and the Chinese will come.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Zebv+) 24
This could be the future, too. I remember one Moron's plan for a glorious national canal project. Plenty of trannies EBT layabouts and unrepentant illegals available for rehabilitative work programs...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (JCZqz) 25
Funny, this doesn't look at all like the Van Halen music video.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX) Right? No one appears to be reaching down, in between their legs and easing the seat back. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1) 26
I'm sorry, but all this, this, busy-ness has the look of a clusterfuck in action. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:34 AM (s9VOe) 27
Good morning good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Kyh8Y) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (A5RD0) 29
Diggy diggy hole. The early years.
Posted by: Minecraft at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1) 30
They tried to contain the malaria outbreaks by placing he hospital bed legs in buckets of water.
Yes, standing water will stop those mosquitoes! Trust the science. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf) 31
Looks like one of the murals at the Pawnee City Hall.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt) 32
I don't hear anybody sayin' "But WAIT! There's MORE!" …
Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (ayRl+) 33
Wasn't it supposed to be boob week in the Art Thread?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1) 34
Steam shovel!
Posted by: Commissar Henry B. Swap sent Mike Mulligan down there to get him out of his hair. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ) 35
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Posted by: Petey Palindrome at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2) 36
What're those two fanooks doing up top?
Posted by: Delurker HA! I haven't read that word in a long time. Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:36 AM (Kyh8Y) 37
We built it! D@mn glad Trump got it back.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:36 AM (X8xt3) 38
Manly men doing manly things.
Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4) 39
Looks like a place where the tropical heat would get hold of my meat.
Posted by: The Man From Calcutta at May 14, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2) 40
Also, no hang. This painting is a mess. Looks like a group project.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:37 AM (ZxPkt) 41
Needs more mosquitos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 09:37 AM (bss/y) 42
I ran across an AI video someone did replacing Brad Pitt with Ellen Page in Troy...stick until the end...because Ellen did... https://tinyurl.com/3ey75b38
Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 09:37 AM (sKqQm) 43
Needs more napalm to smell like victory in the morning …
Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (ayRl+) 44
40 Also, no hang. This painting is a mess. Looks like a group project.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:37 AM (ZxPkt) Kind of looks like one of those paintings that was done in the 30s as a works project for a train station wall. A bit less overtly commie, the people have faces. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y) 45
Another WPA artist . I didn't look at all his works but one I liked ( Don"t know the name ) looked like a swamp with green trees falling. I'm not too crazy about works with people from this artist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (Cjc4c) 46
At first I thought Teddy Roosevelt was both wearing a hat and holding a hat. I was going to call him "Teddy Two-Hats" till I realized it's the guy next to him holding the hat.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf) 47
Anybody have a recommendation for good book on Teddy Roosevelt? I promised myself I'd read one in retirement.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (wDs+a) 48
Is that Mary Ann puffing smoke back there? Mike Mulligan claimed she could dig as much in a day as a hundred men could dig in a week.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (Kyh8Y) 49
Well, maybe not. You have the workers toiling in the mud and then the way the big shots are presented it is like they are coming down on high. So there is social commentary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 09:39 AM (bss/y) 50
40 Also, no hang. This painting is a mess. Looks like a group project.
Posted by: Don Black So...you're saying it accurately conveys the reality of the canal project? So brilliant. Posted by: Gay Art Critic at May 14, 2026 09:39 AM (JCZqz) 51
This could be the future, too. I remember one Moron's plan for a glorious national canal project. Plenty of trannies EBT layabouts and unrepentant illegals available for rehabilitative work programs... Posted by: Admiral Ackbar That would be the Great North American Dignity Canal, completely excavated by hand and entirely at sea level (we don't need no stinking locks!), from our Atlantic Coast to our Pacific Coast. I regret that I do not recall the name of the Moron here who was its staunchest proponent. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:39 AM (s9VOe) 52
33 Wasn't it supposed to be boob week in the Art Thread?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer I believe the lovely ladies who negotiate that are just off-frame. Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 09:40 AM (W0KIM) 53
Anybody have a recommendation for good book on Teddy Roosevelt? I promised myself I'd read one in retirement.
Posted by: JM in Illinois There was the one by Edmund Morris that was well-received. Unlike his biography of Reagan. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ) 54
Was this right after he turned San Juan hill into a National Park?
Posted by: Historically challenged at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (RIvkX) 56
Lot going on there. Maybe I should get the CliffsNotes.
Posted by: No Name Today at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (8mulE) 57
In my hometown, the old Post Office had similar style murals of burley men making steel. Lots of muscles and smoke.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (Kyh8Y) 58
In the days before OSHA, obviously.
The two dudes riding the hook across the sky would've been fired immediately for having fun on the job. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1) And that does look a little Van Halen-ish music video at that. I wonder . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX) 59
Very gaayyy. Don't think I'd hang this one . Thx CBD
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (gu0hJ) Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (E/qck) 61
would hang!
Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 09:42 AM (5rh/l) 62
Mornings on Horseback: The Story of an Extraordinary Family, a Vanished Way of Life and the Unique Child Who Became Theodore Roosevelt by David McCullough Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:42 AM (s9VOe) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 14, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1) 64
David McCullough’s The Path Between the Seas is an outstanding history of the building of the Panama Canal. Recommended.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:43 AM (gtcuf) 65
At first I thought Teddy Roosevelt was both wearing a hat and holding a hat. I was going to call him "Teddy Two-Hats" till I realized it's the guy next to him holding the hat.
Posted by: Delurker Speak softly and carry two hats. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ) 66
Feels like the opening scene of any modern action film where they plunge you head first into a scene that has a ton going on and then flash back and start the movie.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ZLe8E) 67
And that does look a little Van Halen-ish music video at that. I wonder . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX) Well it is Panama. Posted by: I can barely see the road from the heat coming off it at May 14, 2026 09:44 AM (TbWk/) 68
Geez. Look at all that black slave labor that built everything America did in history.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1) 69
Feels like the opening scene of any modern action film where they plunge you head first into a scene that has a ton going on and then flash back and start the movie.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:43 AM (ZLe8E) Judges would have also accepted any film re-released by George Lucas. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:45 AM (wVcYX) 70
Geez. Look at all that black slave labor that built everything America did in history.
Posted by: Sponge Black WOMEN there Sponge. Please, get our history right. Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y) 71
The commies did these projects with shovels. 'To your shovels, comrades! we dig our way to progress.'
We can do it. We have the unskilled labor out the wazzoosky. Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (LHPAg) 72
Posted by: aliassmith smith at May 14, 2026 09:42 AM (59BGO)
You DICK!!!! Posted by: Jeff Spicoli _________ Damn. Looks like he finally got the banhammer. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (XvL8K) 73
The skeeters were angry that day....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (gnNyN) 74
"River of Doubt" by Candice Millard. About Roosevelt's ill fated South American expedition. Excellent book.
Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2026 09:47 AM (lJ0H4) 75
Damn. Looks like he finally got the banhammer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (XvL8K) ---- Oh, I'm sure he'll be back under a new nic/hash, like the Yellow Fever infected mosquito that spawned him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN) 76
I see seven overseers, ten guys taking a break (if not a joyride), and two guys working.
This must be the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2026 09:48 AM (E/qck) 77
Please, get our history right. Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:46 AM (Kyh8Y) I'll get it right next time, I promise. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 78
The Rinky-Dink - a limerick You've got to keep your skating rink clean With a slippery and ultra smooth sheen So don't buy a phony Get a genuine Zamboni It's truly a nice machine! Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X) 79
(some work better if you read them aloud, quietly inside your own head)
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X) 80
As my nephew, a hard and tireless worker in the construction trades, is fond of saying, "Pick up that shovel and get to work, college boy!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:49 AM (s9VOe) 81
I see seven overseers, ten guys taking a break (if not a joyride), and two guys working.
This must be the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2026 09:48 AM (E/qck) It's not the Chattanooga Choo Choo? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 82
That guy is trying to dig with a broken shovel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y) 83
Great selection of TR book recommendations. Thsnks!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 09:50 AM (mkTSO) 84
I see seven overseers, ten guys taking a break (if not a joyride), and two guys working.
This must be the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Posted by: t-bird Maybe. But the Panama Canal was eventually finished. Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 09:50 AM (Kyh8Y) 85
Bravo!
Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 14, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1) 86
----
Oh, I'm sure he'll be back under a new nic/hash, like the Yellow Fever infected mosquito that spawned him. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN) Trolls are nothing if not persistent. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1) 87
I believe it was Uncle Palpatine who expressed hopes and dreams for the Dignity Canal.
But I could be mistaken. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 09:50 AM (A5RD0) 88
82 That guy is trying to dig with a broken shovel.
Hah! Good catch. It's like the artist got to the bottom of the painting and forgot to finish it. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:51 AM (gtcuf) 89
They buried the dead IN the canal?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: PennDOT at May 14, 2026 09:52 AM (E/qck) 91
They buried the dead IN the canal?
Posted by: Sponge Where else was I going to bury them? -- Teddy Brewster Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ) 92
I believe it was Uncle Palpatine who expressed hopes and dreams for the Dignity Canal. But I could be mistaken. Posted by: nurse ratched I think that you remember correctly, nurse Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:53 AM (s9VOe) 93
Great selection of TR book recommendations. Thsnks!
Posted by: JM in Illinois _______ TR himself wrote a book on the naval history of the War of 1812. Never read it, but it was apparently well received. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:54 AM (XvL8K) 94
"Panamax" refers to the maximum size limits for ships that can transit the Panama Canal, specifically defined by their length, width, and draft. Ships that meet these dimensions can navigate the original locks of the canal, which were established when the canal opened in 1914.
Posted by: The More You Know at May 14, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1) 95
I believe it was Uncle Palpatine who expressed hopes and dreams for the Dignity Canal.
But I could be mistaken. I express hopes and dreams for the Fudge Tunnel! Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 14, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1) 96
TR himself wrote a book on the naval history of the War of 1812. Never read it, but it was apparently well received.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba He also wrote one about American westward expansion. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ) 97
The folks in the background at upper left are digging the canal. What are these clowns doing -- building the ski flying hill? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:55 AM (s9VOe) 98
"Panamax" refers to the maximum size limits for ships that can transit the Panama Canal, specifically defined by their length, width, and draft. Ships that meet these dimensions can navigate the original locks of the canal, which were established when the canal opened in 1914.
Posted by: The More You Know _______ And this dictated the maximum beam on our battleships. It was a significant consideration in ship designs. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:57 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2026 09:57 AM (SQt8a) 100
The folks in the background at upper left are digging the canal. What are these clowns doing -- building the ski flying hill?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot The President's there. They gotta look busy. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ) 101
"Damn! That's the fifth shovel that I've broken this week!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:58 AM (s9VOe) 102
The Panama Canal opened on Aug. 15, 1914, just as WWI was starting up in Europe.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ) 103
Life's best lessons are learnt at the end of a #2 shovel.
Posted by: The Ole Buzzard at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (oftw2) 104
Panama, a Republic, canal, hat and cigar.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (z2aPa) 105
Lotsa layaboutin' and sharin' sage advice goin' on hereabouts. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (s9VOe) 106
"Damn! That's the fifth shovel that I've broken this week!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:58 AM (s9VOe) I was tending a burn pile a while back using some metal rakes collected when cleaning out my dad's shop. They were old, of course, but ended up going through 4 of them before the fire was burned down to not needing constant attention. Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 14, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) 107
@ 94 "Panamax" refers to the maximum size limits for ships that can transit the Panama Canal, specifically defined by their length, width, and draft. Ships that meet these dimensions can navigate the original locks of the canal, which were established when the canal opened in 1914.
__________________________________ You sure that's not a marketing term for wide-screen TV … ? Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2026 10:00 AM (ayRl+) 108
Dadgummit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) 109
104 Panama, a Republic, canal, hat and cigar.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (z2aPa) Add baseball players and that about covers it. Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 10:01 AM (LHPAg) 110
Panama, a Republic, canal, hat and cigar.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 09:59 AM (z2aPa) ....walk into a bar. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1) 111
You have to give the firm that won the shovel handles concession a lot of credit -- never had so much balsa wood been introduced to a market and in at such a great volume. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:02 AM (s9VOe) 112
@ 89 They buried the dead IN the canal?
_______________________________________ The same thing was done with the Irish and Italians in New Orleans when the New Basin Canal was dug … ask me how I know. Posted by: Dr_No at May 14, 2026 10:02 AM (ayRl+) 113
Skeeters - a limerick I certainly don't mean to scare ya But go ahead, go to Panama, I dare ya Meet members of class Insecta You'll win the Tropical Trifecta Dengue, Yellow fever and malaria Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X) 114
Skeeters - a limerick
I certainly don't mean to scare ya But go ahead, go to Panama, I dare ya Meet members of class Insecta You'll win the Tropical Trifecta Dengue, Yellow fever and malaria Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:02 AM (I0N4X) Thread winner. Every damn time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) 115
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. Did they kick the Chinese out yet? Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:04 AM (2WIwB) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:05 AM (s9VOe) 117
Add baseball players and that about covers it.
Posted by: Eromero ___________ They're actually below average in that regard, at least as compared to the other latin american countries. Rod Carew and Mariano Rivera in the HOF. That's it. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:06 AM (s9VOe) 119
> hey buried the dead IN the canal?
_______________________________________ The same thing was done with the Irish and Italians in New Orleans when the New Basin Canal was dug … ask me how I know. --------- Wasn't it after Katrina, or during the hurricane, stories started to appear about caskets floating down streets after the flooding dislodged them from the ground? Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 10:06 AM (jehhT) 120
Add baseball players and that about covers it.
Posted by: Eromero Don't forget about me! -- Zombie John McCain Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ) 121
Take a seat, Ginger. This is Mary Anne's day.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 14, 2026 10:08 AM (zdLoL) 122
Did you know that Walter Reed earned his fame for his work in Cuba and Panama where he proved that Yellow fever was transmitted by mosquitoes?
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X) 123
Don't forget about me! -- Zombie John McCain Posted by: Bulg Is it break time at the Neverending Funeral, John? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 10:09 AM (s9VOe) 124
>stories started to appear about caskets floating down streets after the flooding dislodged them from the ground?
---- that was Poltergeist Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:11 AM (ZxPkt) 125
My Dad was stationed in Panama during WWELEVEN.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 10:11 AM (0nHVk) 126
I'm not a huge fan of these WPA-style murals but they certainly convey their message. In this case the noise, smoke, effort and sweat of industry. I appreciate the contrast of the dirty, workers against the light clothing and relative quiet of TR and his party.
Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw) 127
They Saved McCain's Brain starring, the Dixie GOP
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:11 AM (W0KIM) 128
Important update
(as we approach America's 250th Birthday Celebration): Walmart has their Marketside uncured Angus beef franks. Minimal ingredients; no preservatives or colorings. Tastes like hot dogs are supposed to; like I remember as a youth. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2026 10:12 AM (73/SM) 129
It's a musical.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:12 AM (W0KIM) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 14, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7) 131
Musicals are stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:13 AM (EuUgR) 132
Looks malarial.
Posted by: mea culpa at May 14, 2026 10:14 AM (It7TO) 133
The Panama Canal was an amazing achievement at a heavy cost.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 14, 2026 10:14 AM (xcxpd) Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:15 AM (2WIwB) 135
Musicals are stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched You know you'd be the first one in line for Otter 841: The Musical. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ) 136
Am I the only one wondering if those little Chinese kids jumping up and down to welcome Trump were all born in the USA?
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 14, 2026 10:16 AM (3ImbR) 137
Musicals are stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:13 AM (EuUgR) Succinct. To the point. *makes note "never ask nurse to a musical"* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Tuna at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (lJ0H4) 139
122 Did you know that Walter Reed earned his fame for his work in Cuba and Panama where he proved that Yellow fever was transmitted by mosquitoes?
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:09 AM (I0N4X) Today I learned... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (xcxpd) 140
Muldoon, has the snow melted yet?
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ) 141
Hey Bulg,
Geezer Goof Update! We played a four person team best ball round. They redid the scoring and my team came in second. My winnings jumped from $6 to $16! Woohoo!!! Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB) 142
My winnings jumped from $6 to $16!
Woohoo!!! Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB) Did THAT cover your bar tab? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1) 143
osha called.
Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+) Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ) 145
Muldoon, has the snow melted yet?
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ) I bet he's out singing "Snow, Snow, Snow" at the retired general's ski lodge. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:19 AM (2WIwB) 146
Memes are art, so I must express my concern that Ace is misusing one in the sidebar. (Or is it a meta?) Here I present the original source: a gaming tournament with money on the table, where tempers flare, and a young gent with a strong sense of propriety is startled to realize that the short, stocky bloke he was about to scuffle with is a sheila:
KIT 15 ShinBlade "Who Bitch This Is?!" youtube.com/watch?v=1Sfs9h3bIDg Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 10:20 AM (Sy6m/) 147
Did THAT cover your bar tab?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1) Why yes. Yes it did! Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:20 AM (2WIwB) 148
No comment.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at May 14, 2026 10:21 AM (0sNs1) 149
Why yes. Yes it did! Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:20 AM (2WIwB) Good to know you're a cheap date. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1) 150
Feels like nothing is happening with Iran.
Similar to the Russia/Ukraine war where it just disappears from the discussion. Posted by: Jose at May 14, 2026 10:22 AM (V6W16) 151
Musicals are stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:13 AM Perhaps you otter not to go? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 10:22 AM (0sNs1) 152
Any musical written in the last 30 years is stupid. Richard Rodgers musicals are great. Some musicals are silly but the music makes up for it - H M S Pinafore for example.
Posted by: Glenn at May 14, 2026 10:22 AM (kCvJX) 153
Good to know you're a cheap date.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:21 AM (Zz0t1) Had to drive. So just two beers. Although two beers might help my driving. (On the course of course) Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2WIwB) 154
wages of fear. i see mastroianni.
Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+) 155
Bats are well-known as a mosquito control mechanism.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (0sNs1) 156
Totally thought this was Thomas Hart Benton at first glance. Thanks for introducing me to a new artist. Interesting topic too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (kpS4V) 157
Had to drive. So just two beers. Although two beers might help my driving. (On the course of course) Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM (2WIwB) I've had $16 worth of swing lube before the 4th hole. Let's not talk about the aiming fluid that come into play on the back 9. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1) 158
152 Any musical written in the last 30 years is stupid. Richard Rodgers musicals are great. Some musicals are silly but the music makes up for it - H M S Pinafore for example.
Posted by: Glenn at May 14, 2026 10:22 AM (kCvJX) ABBA The Musical was cringe-worthy. Especially when Pierce Brosnam sings. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB) 159
Had to drive. So just two beers.
Although two beers might help my driving. Posted by: Diogenes Fine. Rub it in. -- Tiger Woods Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ) 160
Looks like pandemonium in Panama.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:25 AM (snZF9) 161
Had to drive. So just two beers.
Although two beers might help my driving. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM But would they help your putting? Drive for show, putt for dough. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 10:25 AM (0sNs1) Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2026 10:25 AM (Ot/FD) 163
Bats are well-known as a mosquito control mechanism.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Aren't fly-swatters better at that sort of thing? Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM (Kyh8Y) 164
I've had $16 worth of swing lube before the 4th hole. Let's not talk about the aiming fluid that come into play on the back 9.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1) Now that more like it when it's just match play. But when we team up, I try to lowkey the Fore Fluid. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB) 165
Aren't fly-swatters better at that sort of thing?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM Compared to penguins, yes. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM (0sNs1) 166
They buried the dead IN the canal?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) In the basement actually. Posted by: Teddy Brewster at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR) 167
“Union bosses were angry that day my friend”
Everyone knows Fermi achieved the first sustained atomic pile reactor, at the University of Chicago at the Stagg Field squash court. Hardly anyone knows why he performed the experiment there, constructed by football player labor. Because, the government contracted firm, during the war in 1942, was on Strike. Fermi said “Screw that, we’ll make it ourselves. Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:27 AM (UEOBX) 168
A man. A plan. A guy who would go on to become President. A ball of lead in my keister. Panama.
Posted by: Palindromes are easy at May 14, 2026 10:27 AM (Ot/FD) 169
In the basement actually. Posted by: Teddy Brewster at May 14, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR) I prefer the crawl space. Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at May 14, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1) 170
Everybody sez: Just two drinks, Ossifer. That's because drunks remember the first and the last and forget all those in-between.
Posted by: Rum Dum at May 14, 2026 10:28 AM (oftw2) 171
130 "South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party."
- Cancer is our friend. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks And Israel is stronger with a large, vibrant domestic Muslim community! Posted by: Self Hating Jew at May 14, 2026 10:29 AM (JCZqz) 172
But would they help your putting?
Drive for show, putt for dough. Posted by: Duncanthrax _______ Never understood that, probably because it usually took me 3 - 5 shots to get to the green. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:29 AM (XvL8K) 173
"South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party."
Were we a serious party, he would've been punched in the face shortly after uttering such unmitigated nonsense. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1) 174
It's a musical.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:12 AM (W0KIM) Sluggy Freelance webcomic had a minor plot device as the Broadway musical version of "Battlestar Galactica" The opening number about the destruction of the Human fleet at the hands of the Cylons was the only part shown in the one frame, and it was beautifully drawn, the burning ships were represented by dancers wearing giant spaceship head-dresses. On fire, natch. Posted by: Teddy Brewster at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR) 175
Never understood that, probably because it usually took me 3 - 5 shots to get to the green.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:29 AM (XvL8K) That's what they mean by "the show must go on". And on. And on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (Ot/FD) 176
156 Totally thought this was Thomas Hart Benton at first glance. Thanks for introducing me to a new artist. Interesting topic too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2026 10:24 AM (kpS4V) Certainly resembles Benton, just not as colorful Posted by: javems at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (KQJzy) 177
stupid sock
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR) 178
Musicals are stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched For the most part yeah. They talk, then they sing, then they talk, then they sing. Its like watching a movie thats broken up with commercials. Great they're done singing...uh..wtf were they talking about before that? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (snZF9) Posted by: Purple Martins at May 14, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1) 180
Wasn't it after Katrina, or during the hurricane, stories started to appear about caskets floating down streets after the flooding dislodged them from the ground?
I blew up the dikes to keep all the colored folks in the 13th ward and slaving away at my Messina restaurants for minimum wage, a uniform and a shift meal. Hahahahahaha! Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney, Big Boss Man at May 14, 2026 10:31 AM (mC7bQ) 181
Panama has lots of gold deposits, so I propose using the canal, locks, as a giant sluice box. Use water under pressure to "hydraulic" all the surrounding hills, mountains into the canal.
Posted by: Profit! at May 14, 2026 10:31 AM (oftw2) 182
I blew up the dikes to keep all the colored folks in the 13th ward and slaving away at my Messina restaurants for minimum wage, a uniform and a shift meal. Hahahahahaha! Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney, Big Boss Man at May 14, 2026 10:31 AM (mC7bQ) George Bush hates black people. Posted by: Ye at May 14, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1) 183
I blew up the dikes to keep all the colored folks in the 13th ward and slaving away at my Messina restaurants for minimum wage, a uniform and a shift meal. Hahahahahaha!
Posted by: Zombie Dick Cheney, Big Boss Man at May 14, 2026 10:31 AM (mC7bQ) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU KNOW HIS DAUGHTER ET CETERA CETERA Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at May 14, 2026 10:32 AM (Ot/FD) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:32 AM (vBziE) 185
That's what they mean by "the show must go on".
And on. And on. Posted by: Warai-otoko _________ And I made regular use of foot wedge. Yes yes, winter rules. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:32 AM (XvL8K) 186
All across the land Democrats in deep red areas run as republicans in local elections since they know they can never win as Dems. The redistricting fights have exposed many of them.
But conservatives ignore primaries while leftists mobilize for primaries, so this will continue. Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (4G08c) 187
Great North American Dignity Canal, completely ...
I regret that I do not recall the name of the Moron May have been a Berserker idea? Posted by: DaveA at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (FhXTo) 188
For the most part yeah. They talk, then they sing, then they talk, then they sing. Its like watching a movie thats broken up with commercials. Great they're done singing...uh..wtf were they talking about before that?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Ideally, the musical numbers should reinforce what they were talking about, and advance the plot. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ) 189
Totally thought this was Thomas Hart Benton
——- I think we decided not to use three names no mo’ here. Tom Benton. Marty King, etc Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 10:34 AM (UEOBX) 190
Ideally, the musical numbers should reinforce what they were talking about, and advance the plot. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ) Mom and dad are arguing. Mom says something incredibly hurtful. Dad breaks into a rendition of "Hell's Bells." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 191
Ideally, the musical numbers should reinforce what they were talking about, and advance the plot.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ) Exactly. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 10:35 AM (snZF9) 192
The Panama Canal was an amazing achievement at a heavy cost.
Google maps shows me a clever cheat code they used- dam a river to fill up half the country with a lake they could traverse. The locals were probably less enthused by this. Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2026 10:36 AM (E/qck) 193
I read once that, thanks to the Panama Canal, manatees are now able to access the Pacific Ocean.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ) 194
Susquehanna Hat>>>Panama Hat
Posted by: Abbott and Costello-Cheap Skates at May 14, 2026 10:37 AM (oftw2) 195
The wind direction is inconstant.
Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 10:38 AM (+rSJz) 196
I saw Panama Hat open for Medicine Hat at Lalapalooza in '94.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1) 197
184 Boat is late.
Man overboard drill. --------- Did they assign a pointer? Because you can't handle an MOB drill without a pointer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 10:39 AM (6/7Fs) 198
The Safety Dance.
Posted by: Men Without Hats at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1) 199
Thought Panama Hat opened for Pimp Hat at the Cow Palace?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (+3UD9) 200
Not a fan of musicals, either. but in high school I was Barnaby Tucker in Hello Dolly. this nerd found out where the fun girls were.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (PSEDc) 201
192 The Panama Canal was an amazing achievement at a heavy cost.
---------- The French started it and completely fucked it up. America said, "step aside, froggies" and rolled up its sleeves. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (6/7Fs) 202
The French started it and completely fucked it up. America said, "step aside, froggies" and rolled up its sleeves.
Posted by: Cicero I thought the French canal was in Nicaragua. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ) 203
With everyone with their faces buried in their phones, would anyone notice someone going overboard??
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (+3UD9) 204
The French started it and completely fucked it up. America said, "step aside, froggies" and rolled up its sleeves.
Posted by: Cicero _________ Weren't they taking an entirely different route? Through Nicaragua or something? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (XvL8K) 205
Thought Panama Hat opened for Pimp Hat at the Cow Palace?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (+3UD9) You take the gigs you can get when first starting out. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (Zz0t1) 206
The French started it and completely fucked it up. America said, "step aside, froggies" and rolled up its sleeves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 10:40 AM (6/7Fs) ===== Sounds familiar. Posted by: Vietnam at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (RIvkX) 207
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band Posted by: Dodie Stevens at May 14, 2026 10:42 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:42 AM (+3UD9) 209
Panama canal was engineered by black men and constructed by Mexican and Chinese transwomen.
Posted by: Modern History Textbooks at May 14, 2026 10:43 AM (4G08c) 210
Panama canal was engineered by black men and constructed by Mexican and Chinese transwomen.
Posted by: Modern History Textbooks at May 14, 2026 10:43 AM (4G08c) This has already been established. It was black WOMEN. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:43 AM (Zz0t1) 211
ot Pixy:
Fragnesia is the fourth local privilege escalation bug Do not take Fragnesia if you are allergic to Fragnesia. If competing with Pharma for made up names slows the AIpocalpyse I'm all for it. Posted by: DaveA at May 14, 2026 10:43 AM (FhXTo) 212
Muldoon, has the snow melted yet?
Posted by: Bulg ********* Heh! Yep. Typical spring storm up at 8000+ feet. Total of about 10-12 inches , completely gone within 36 hours. The drought conditions had the ground so dry that it sucked the moisture right dow. Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:43 AM (I0N4X) 213
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Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 10:44 AM (I0N4X) 214
The only thing that takes Iran out of the news is things going too well for Trump and us.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 10:44 AM (ZLe8E) 215
The South has risen again!
LMFAO!! Hakeem Jeffries just had a schizophrenic MELTDOWN on camera as his party gets pummeled in redistricting, and can no longer benefit from race-drawn seats "The GHOSTS of the Confederacy has afflicted the United States Supreme Court majority, and is INVADING and HAUNTING the nation right now!" "We know this unprecedented assault on black political representation, the likes of which we have not seen since the Jim Crow era." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 14, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7) 216
Did Hakeem start sucking his thumb?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:45 AM (+3UD9) 217
He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band Posted by: Dodie Stevens I'll take "Who is Huggy Bear" for $400 Alex. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 10:45 AM (BkMTu) 218
If we had an actual news media someone would ask Hakeem why a 9-0 map in TN is bad but a 9-0 map in Massachusetts is good.
Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 10:46 AM (4G08c) 219
203 With everyone with their faces buried in their phones, would anyone notice someone going overboard??
Posted by: Anna Puma Actually most of the regulars are looking around enjoying the scenery. It’s the damn tourists who have their faces in their phones. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:46 AM (VYFTW) 220
Pretty soon Hakeem will have to start wearing aviator sunglasses and a big military hat.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1) 221
35 A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Posted by: Petey Palindrome at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2) I knew someone was going to post this before me! Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 10:46 AM (y171U) 222
"We know this unprecedented assault on black political representation, the likes of which we have not seen since the Jim Crow era." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 14, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7) Redistricting is only good when they get a majority, you see. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1) 223
Hakeem will try to dress as Daniel Ortega?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (+3UD9) 224
But conservatives ignore primaries while leftists mobilize for primaries, so this will continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (4G08c) Or leftist Democrats cheat in primaries and leftist Republicans cheat in primaries. That would look like what you describe. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (ZLe8E) 225
It's like everyone forgot that Jim Crow was a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Dooley at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1) 227
Thought Bubble on Teddy:
"Bully! Just bully! I can't wait until we complete the marvel of American engineering and ingenuity! It will be marvelous...Bully! Until some future Democrat President with peanut breath gives it away. Not bully...not bully at all." Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (iJfKG) 228
Redistricting is only good when they get a majority, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:47 AM (Zz0t1) Just like elections are always 100% secure except when they lose. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (ZLe8E) 229
"We know this unprecedented assault on black political representation, the likes of which we have not seen since the Jim Crow era."
- H. Jeffries (D-NY) "I'm seeing a lot of talk from my colleagues on the Left, too, as we shift towards this reinvigorated talk about Jim Crow and the past of this country, and as someone who is a direct descendant of a slave, as someone whose great-great-grandfather was born on a plantation, I can assure you: slavery is over. Jim Crow is dead. When I go anywhere, I don't see any 'whites only' signs. I don't, I promise you. I am a Black man that represents a White-majority district in Texas. The great-great-grandson of a man born on a plantation that stands before you today as a proud, conservative Republican from Texas." - W. Hunt (R-TX) Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (iNUL3) 230
Without musicals we would never have had supercilfragilisticexpealidocious
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 10:49 AM (z2aPa) 231
policy.......damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:49 AM (Zz0t1) 232
More women might be coming forward about Massie's comings and goings
Posted by: gKWVE at May 14, 2026 10:50 AM (W0KIM) 233
Have the Democrats called Hunt a Clarence Thomas yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:50 AM (+3UD9) 234
It's Jim Eagle, man...
Posted by: Creepy Joe at May 14, 2026 10:50 AM (2Ez/1) 235
More women might be coming forward about Massie's comings and goings
Posted by: gKWVE _________ But mostly his comings. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 10:50 AM (XvL8K) 236
You mean Massie's' cummings?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:51 AM (+3UD9) 237
Moloch laughs!
Tennessee woman takes abortion pill on Mother's Day at "gender reveal" party as friends shout "kill it!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 14, 2026 10:51 AM (ndZc7) 238
Not to mention that the racist district that TN is eliminating is currently represented by a cracker-white Jewish dude, and the new district will be represented by a black female republican, lmao.
Race means jack shit to these people, power means everything. Posted by: ballistic at May 14, 2026 10:51 AM (oqH4h) 239
Jim Crow laws were all about segregation and separating blacks from whites.
Redistricting to eliminate lines separating blacks and whites in voting districts is Jim Crow, how, exactly? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:51 AM (Zz0t1) 240
wages of fear. i see mastroianni.
Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+) Isn't that what women do every 28 days? Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 10:52 AM (g8Ew8) 241
wages of fear. i see mastroianni.
Posted by: cmeat at May 14, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+) Isn't that what women do every 28 days? Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 10:52 AM Here and I thought it was a type of pasta. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) 242
Tennessee woman takes abortion pill on Mother's Day at "gender reveal" party as friends shout "kill it!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Absolute ghouls. At least the innocent baby gets to go to heaven. Unlike its mother and her friends. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ) 243
I thought the French canal was in Nicaragua.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ) The French canal was in Panama, the US canal was supposed to be in Guatemala, but between volcanoes, the French surveying and the US getting involved in the Panamanian revolution against Colombia, it was Panama Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:54 AM (rbvCR) 244
We were what powered the construction of the Panama Canal.
Posted by: Beans, the Magical Fruit at May 14, 2026 10:54 AM (2fUyU) 245
242 Tennessee woman takes abortion pill on Mother's Day at "gender reveal" party as friends shout "kill it!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks I sincerely hope this is fake... Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2026 10:54 AM (FtULh) 246
That 'party' you almost wish gang bangers would crash it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 10:54 AM (+3UD9) 247
Tennessee woman takes abortion pill on Mother's Day at "gender reveal" party as friends shout "kill it!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks This pains me to my core. Where it's good those with this mindset aren't procreating, I wish they would make that decision PRIOR to getting pregnant and just avoid the whole baby murder thing. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:55 AM (ZxPkt) 249
Boat is late.
Man overboard drill. Whatever. It’s a beautiful day on the water. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2026 10:32 AM (vBziE) Whoa. After they pull him out of the water, I bet that guy never sits next to Nurse again. Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2026 10:55 AM (2WIwB) 250
I once worked in an office that was mostly women. During the same week every month they'd get this strong urge to go out for Italian food at a restaurant named Mastroianni's.
Posted by: Synchrony at May 14, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1) 251
225 It's like everyone forgot that Jim Crow was a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer No, it's you guys who keep forgetting the parties flipped!!!! All the bad stuff Democrats did before 1970 is actually the Republicans' fault. (We still get credit for FDR and the good stuff) Posted by: Retarded Leftist at May 14, 2026 10:57 AM (JCZqz) 252
224 But conservatives ignore primaries while leftists mobilize for primaries, so this will continue.
Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 10:33 AM (4G08c) Or leftist Democrats cheat in primaries and leftist Republicans cheat in primaries. That would look like what you describe. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 10:48 AM (ZLe8E) If you blame bad outcomes on cheating, you’ll never change things. Turnout for primaries in my county is 25-30%. Turnout for president trial elections is 70-75%. Trump got 65% of the vote in 2024. It’s very conservative. Leftists use turnout to their advantage. They even campaign on this issue saying your vote matters a lot because so few people vote in primaries. They are well organized and well funded. And so we have a 65-35 area with a hard left mayor, a hard left city council, and a state reps who crow about how they expanded “access to health care and education”. It’s not cheating. It’s their side shows up ours doesn’t. When turnout is so low if a majority of the minority leftists shows up they win. They do this over and over. For county seats, for city council for mayor and for state reps. Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 10:57 AM (4G08c) 253
Gulf coast oil in supertankers are too large to go through the Panama Cana, they have to go around Cape Horn like 18th century sailing ships.
Lefties won't let the US build a transcontinental oil pipeline to avoid this. Posted by: Joemarine at May 14, 2026 10:57 AM (y171U) 254
Dammit, I meant to say Nicaragua not Guatemala.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 10:58 AM (rbvCR) 255
Dammit, I meant to say Nicaragua not Guatemala.
Posted by: Kindltot I was wondering about that. Guatemala is wide for a Central-American country. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ) 256
Gulf coast oil in supertankers are too large to go through the Panama Cana, they have to go around Cape Horn like 18th century sailing ships.
Lefties won't let the US build a transcontinental oil pipeline to avoid this. Posted by: Joemarine Wait until there's a spill and all the penguins are covered in oil. Then they'll whoop and holler. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:02 AM (X8xt3) 258
If we had an actual news media someone would ask Hakeem why a 9-0 map in TN is bad but a 9-0 map in Massachusetts is good.
What is needed is Freedom Riders and other hucksters to unracist the Yankee Northeast. Yee-Haw! At them Blue Bellies Boys! Posted by: The SPLC at May 14, 2026 11:03 AM (mC7bQ) 259
Any musical written in the last 30 years is stupid.
I saw the other day that "Barack Obama: The Musical" is touring now. Apparently it's pure cringe from start to finish, including a song about how hot and bothered he gets about Big Mike. Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2026 11:03 AM (2ocoG) 260
>>Tennessee woman takes abortion pill on Mother's Day at "gender reveal" party as friends shout "kill it!"
Moloch is very, very pleased with your sacrifice! Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:04 AM (X8xt3) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:04 AM (Zz0t1) 262
Damn the mosquitoes! Full steam ahead.
Posted by: Mike Mulligan at May 14, 2026 11:04 AM (rgnea) 263
Man overboard drill.
--------- Did they assign a pointer? Because you can't handle an MOB drill without a pointer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 10:39 AM That's sexist. First, it could be a woman overboard. Second, it could be a setter, not a pointer. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2026 11:04 AM (0sNs1) 264
I saw the other day that "Barack Obama: The Musical" is touring now. Apparently it's pure cringe from start to finish, including a song about how hot and bothered he gets about Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 14, 2026 11:03 AM (2ocoG) Makes retching sounds Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2026 11:05 AM (FtULh) 265
Looks like Teddy Roosevelt is trashing the place!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:05 AM (cWLG3) Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:05 AM (4G08c) 267
There’s a Back to the Future musical touring the country. Lol
Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:05 AM (4G08c) Homos need jobs too. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) 268
That abortion on Mother’s Day story sounds sus.
Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:06 AM (4G08c) 269
The French started it and completely fucked it up. America said, "step aside, froggies" and rolled up its sleeves.
'A man, a plan, a canal, Nicaragua'?! What morons. Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2026 11:06 AM (E/qck) 270
I saw the other day that "Barack Obama: The Musical" is touring now. Apparently it's pure cringe from start to finish, including a song about how hot and bothered he gets about Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. ___________ He said red, yellow, black or white / All are equal in his sight. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 11:06 AM (XvL8K) 271
266 There’s a Back to the Future musical touring the country. Lol
Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:05 AM (4G08c) --- Come on! You didn't think the movie needed more singing an dancing? Posted by: Zombie Richard Simmons at May 14, 2026 11:06 AM (cWLG3) 272
>>"We know this unprecedented assault on black political representation, the likes of which we have not seen since the Jim Crow era."
- H. Jeffries (D-NY) Why do these Northeast pols think they have any say in what happens in the South? STFU and mind your own state, jerk! Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:07 AM (X8xt3) 273
Is TR building a White House Ballroom in Panama? Reee!
Posted by: The NYT at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (cWLG3) 274
Hope CBD's OK. It's not like him to be late with the Rant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ) 275
>>There’s a Back to the Future musical touring the country. Lol
Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Like Hollywood, apparently Broadway is dealing with an idea-and-talent drought. Millennial writers: Hey, let's make a musical based on my favorite movie when I was 11!! Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:09 AM (X8xt3) 276
Hope CBD's OK. It's not like him to be late with the Rant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ) He must've been running in flip flops again....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1) 277
274 Hope CBD's OK. It's not like him to be late with the Rant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ) ---- Who wants to do a wellness check? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:10 AM (cWLG3) 278
Nasdaq and sp500 hitting new highs once again today. DJIA crossed 50k. If anyone still cares about DJIA( it’s so outdated nobody should).
Run bulls run. Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:10 AM (4G08c) 279
274 Hope CBD's OK. It's not like him to be late with the Rant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ) I just arrived. I think they're just screwing with us since the missing ONT which I'd find funny. Deprogram us a bit... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:11 AM (Sco7b) 280
Hmmmmm. . .
>>@maybedanielleee A bomb has dropped on the logistics industry! - - - - - - >>@scotus_wire 🚨 The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal law does not shield freight brokers from state negligence lawsuits when they hire unsafe trucking companies Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:11 AM (X8xt3) 281
30 They tried to contain the malaria outbreaks by placing he hospital bed legs in buckets of water. Yes, standing water will stop those mosquitoes! Trust the science. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:35 AM ------- The water was intended to be a barrier to scorpions and other vermin, and it works for that. The role of mosquitos in spreading yellow fever and malaria was unknown, and the doctor who correctly saw a link was initially treated as a crank. I believe yellow fever is credited with destroying the earlier French effort at a canal, and most likely would have doomed the American project as well. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 14, 2026 11:12 AM (azNOR) 282
What I learned recently.
All of New England, which votes 40% GOP has no GOP seats. And that’s good and democratic. TN which votes 35% Dem has no Dem seats. That’s bad and racist and fascist. Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:13 AM (4G08c) 283
@scotus_wire
🚨 The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal law does not shield freight brokers from state negligence lawsuits when they hire unsafe trucking companies Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:11 AM (X8xt3) "Uh oh........" - - - - - - - JB Hunt and Swift Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1) 284
Fake or real, I expected it be an AWFL. Nope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 11:13 AM (BI5O2) 285
274 Hope CBD's OK. It's not like him to be late with the Rant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ) I'm here to help if he needs a plausible excuse. Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 11:13 AM (qPkgH) 286
@281 Right. When in doubt blame us for it!
Posted by: World Mosquito Association at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (cWLG3) 287
He must've been running in flip flops again.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer ________ Cut his heel, had to cruise on back home. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (XvL8K) 288
The Supreme Court unanimously ruled that federal law does not shield freight brokers from state negligence lawsuits when they hire unsafe trucking companies
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:11 AM (X8xt3) Pleasing to tell Me sir. Will this impact my driving abilities? - Sanjay the trucker Posted by: Heroq at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (4G08c) 289
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:11 AM (X8xt3)
Someone was just saying yesterday that the brokers needed to feel repercussions for hiring companies that use illegals as drivers. Didn't know there was a case being heard about exactly that. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (lFFaq) 290
TJM is missing a prime opportunity to hijack the blog and post a longwinded movie thread.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (Zz0t1) 291
Pure White Supremacy in action!
Posted by: Justin Pearson Y'all at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (sFNX2) Posted by: man at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR) 293
Did someone redistrict the headquarters?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 11:17 AM (gu0hJ) 294
>>"Uh oh........"
- - - - - - - JB Hunt and Swift "I know, saaaaaar!" -- No Given Name Trucking (#8776) https://tinyurl.com/ys5hspuw Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:17 AM (X8xt3) 295
Pleasing to tell Me sir. Will this impact my driving abilities?
- Sanjay the trucker Na, yous bees good honey. Here be your new lycense just all yall be carefuls out dere! Posted by: La'Toya Washington, DMV License Technician 1 at May 14, 2026 11:17 AM (mC7bQ) 296
Rather the tourists covered in oil... Posted by: man at May 14, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR) -------- Still, there's booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffet at May 14, 2026 11:18 AM (JkO4W) 297
I think CBD may be in trouble, you guys
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (X8xt3) 298
Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast and top down Hot shoe, burning down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline Don't you know she's coming home to me? You'll lose her in the turn I'll get her, ah! Panama Panama Panama Panama Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (/+uur) 299
248 when tough street gangs break into song
https://youtu.be/c9z33lasnkU Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 10:55 AM (ZxPkt) ------------- Even better. https://tinyurl.com/rv4dm79e Posted by: WisRich at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (G0vdT) 300
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 14, 2026 11:12 AM (azNOR)
I read a fascinating, and horrifying, book about Yellow Fever years ago. The vaccine is important, especially since it's impossible to eradicate the disease without destroying every tropical rainforest on earth, but it also has some nasty side effects and they've never been able to improve it. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (lFFaq) 301
I'm still laughing at the swivel head shovel the guy in the front center is using.
It's the swayback horse of construction sites. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1) 302
Well, if we're going to have an extended mid-morning art thread discussion, at least it doesn't involve any ottomans.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (qPkgH) 303
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffet at May 14, 2026 11:18 AM (JkO4W) Its my own damn fault Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:19 AM (/+uur) 304
Hmm. White dudes entering from the east with the rising of the sun. Suspiciously racist.
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (sFNX2) 305
303 Buffet never drank frozen margaritas!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (cWLG3) 306
lost verse
Old men in tank tops cruising the gift shops Checking out the chiquitas down by the shore They dream about weight loss, wish they could be their own boss Those three day vacations become such a bore Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (/+uur) 307
We adore this painting!
Posted by: Anopheles Mosquitos at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (MDua2) 308
Lowes, for retired Eromero. Only thing missing is ice cream.
Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (tCqza) 309
Reed died of Malaria
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:22 AM (/+uur) 310
Mistah Bid'n, he dead.
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 14, 2026 11:22 AM (sFNX2) 311
304 Hmm. White dudes entering from the east with the rising of the sun. Suspiciously racist.
Posted by: Martin Tell at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (sFNX2) --- Winter is the worst, when vast swaths of land in the north are covered in racism (aka snow). Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:22 AM (cWLG3) 312
Has it crossed anyone's minds that the world has entered a state of conservative utopia and there are no longer reesons for a rant?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:23 AM (Sco7b) 313
Jimmy made it ok to be old, fat, bald, white and a drunkard pothead.
Posted by: Parrothead Joe at May 14, 2026 11:23 AM (mC7bQ) 314
Chicago loses track of 21 killers out on bail with ankle monitors.
‘We lost track of 243 violent criminals.’ hahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:23 AM (/+uur) 315
Is the monkey on strike?
Posted by: No Name Today at May 14, 2026 11:23 AM (8mulE) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:24 AM (Zz0t1) 317
@312 Was this typed from Beijing?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:25 AM (cWLG3) 318
Old men in tank tops cruising the gift shops
Checking out the chiquitas down by the shore They dream about weight loss, wish they could be their own boss Those three day vacations become such a bore Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:21 AM (/+uur) This sounds like Steely Dan Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:25 AM (rbvCR) 319
314 Chicago loses track of 21 killers out on bail with ankle monitors.
‘We lost track of 243 violent criminals.’ hahahaha ---------- The worst part is, all of them promised to be good. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 11:25 AM (JkO4W) 320
Reed died of Malaria
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:22 AM (/+uur) Interesting. It makes me wonder if finding a solution to Yellow Fever was prioritized over malaria or if malaria is just much harder to find a solution for since it isn't a bacteria or virus. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (lFFaq) 321
Kind of looks like one of those paintings that was done in the 30s as a works project for a train station wall. A bit less overtly commie, the people have faces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD My first take was that it was one the great worker commie propaganda pieces. Even got some graves for fallen heros in the foreground. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (/lPRQ) 322
To balance the NYC Budget it appears that neither the 25 or 26 Union Pension Plan contribution were made.
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (/+uur) 323
312 Has it crossed anyone's minds that the world has entered a state of conservative utopia and there are no longer reesons for a rant?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:23 AM (Sco7b) There are still Democrats in office, so we're far from Utopia. If this was really Utopia, then why do I still own an umbrella? Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (qPkgH) 324
Or maybe we are one of those fancy art exhibits!
Being here, wondering about the morning rant, WE BECOME THE MORNING RANT! In the art thread!! Think about it.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (Sco7b) 325
I don't have a ton of patience for the whole "hate on Boomers" thing. But Parrotheads are the living caricature of every negative stereotype about them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (/+uur) 327
The worst part is, all of them promised to be good.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2026 11:25 AM (JkO4W) Heck, if they promised to be good, no need to even bother keeping track of them. Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (qPkgH) 328
>>Old men in tank tops cruising the gift shops
Checking out the chiquitas down by the shore They dream about weight loss, wish they could be their own boss Those three day vacations become such a bore - - - Shrinking in the sea so cold Topless ladies look away A he-man in a sudden shower Shelters from the rain You wish you had a motor boat To pose around the harbour bar And when the sun goes off to bed You hook it up behind the car. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:28 AM (X8xt3) 329
Over at the Genesius Times: BREAKING: Hantavirus Kills Two in Meth Lab Explosion BREAKING: Skydiver Who Forgot Parachute Dies from Hantavirus Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:28 AM (s9VOe) 330
This sounds like Steely Dan
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:25 AM (rbvCR) HE sings this verse in about half the concerts I have seen. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:28 AM (/+uur) 331
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (/+uur)
And that was before the islamocommie became mayor. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:28 AM (lFFaq) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:29 AM (Zz0t1) 333
To Balance the 26 budget VA gov just vetoed massive state employee Union raises.
hahahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (/+uur) Not quite. Grabby Abby didn't veto the massive union raises to balance the budget. She vetoed the massive union raises because they went into effect during her term - she wants them to into effect after she leaves so she can't be blamed for the inevitable consequences of destroying Virginia's economy. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:29 AM (iNUL3) 334
I don't have a ton of patience for the whole "hate on Boomers" thing. But Parrotheads are the living caricature of every negative stereotype about them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2) Those guys are FAGS!!! Posted by: Deadheads at May 14, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:30 AM (s9VOe) 336
I guess monkey isn't coming today?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:30 AM (N1DT3) 337
Interesting. It makes me wonder if finding a solution to Yellow Fever was prioritized over malaria or if malaria is just much harder to find a solution for since it isn't a bacteria or virus.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (lFFaq) Malaria is caused by a plasmodium that changes its surface proteins to avoid the immune response. Current treatments tend to be palliative, but fairly effective. The problem is that shifting coat. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR) 338
e may need to send out a search party for CBD!
No, Alferd, you stay home, we'll call you if we need you. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (X8xt3) 339
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:29 AM (iNUL3)
So she may well be stupid, but is definitely malicious. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (lFFaq) 340
@334 It's like millenial Harry Potter fans versus Lord of the Rings fans.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (cWLG3) 341
Maybe Monkey was unavoidably detained. Sometimes, it's just not your day
https://tinyurl.digital/18b0jd Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (w/O5Q) 342
Or maybe we are one of those fancy art exhibits!
Being here, wondering about the morning rant, WE BECOME THE MORNING RANT! In the art thread!! Think about it.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:26 AM (Sco7b) Wow, man. That's soooo freaky. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (g8Ew8) 343
>>@334 It's like millenial Harry Potter fans versus Lord of the Rings fans.
I am certain there's an Epic Rap Battle for that Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (X8xt3) 344
The water was intended to be a barrier to scorpions and other vermin, and it works for that. The role of mosquitos in spreading yellow fever and malaria was unknown, and the doctor who correctly saw a link was initially treated as a crank. I believe yellow fever is credited with destroying the earlier French effort at a canal, and most likely would have doomed the American project as well.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug === IIRC one or the earlier American engineers didn't like walking in the mud so had good drainage work done in the main campus. Took care of 90% of the mosquito transmission problems right there even if the disease vector wasn't known yet. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (/lPRQ) 345
I guess monkey isn't coming today? Posted by: Formerly Virginian It's MAYONNAISE! -- penguin with a white "mustache" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (s9VOe) 346
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:29 AM (iNUL3)
So she may well be stupid, but is definitely malicious. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (lFFaq) Yup. She's trying to hang another governor and another general assembly with the tax increases which this bill would implement. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (iNUL3) 347
Reed died of Malaria Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:22 AM (/+uur) Burst appendix. One of Walter Reed's Army Medical Corps colleagues deliberately allowed himself to be bitten by an infected mosquito to prove the mosquito theory and it killed him. Another of his colleagues caught yellow fever and survived, but it damaged his heart which caused his death several years later. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (y9nCu) 348
A car sideswiped me while I was driving I was o.k.
but the woman driver died on the scene from Hantavirus. Posted by: GenesiusTimes at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (OYsYV) 349
341 Maybe Monkey was unavoidably detained. Sometimes, it's just not your day
https://tinyurl.digital/18b0jd Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (w/O5Q) --- I hope the Monkey has found Jesus and is currently having all the facial hardware removed. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:33 AM (cWLG3) 350
Do you have Apple TV? If so, check out "Widow's Bay". The story concerns the new mayor of the small island Widow's Bay whop wants to convert it into the next Martha's Vineyard. However- The locals are dragging their feet because "bad things" happen there and the island has now awakened once again. The start is a slow burn uneasy comedy that builds nicely every episode until you get the wonderfully clever horror of Episode 4. It's really well done. If WB keeps topping itself at this pace, it may be the best thing on streaming evah! Who knows but we'll see. If you like creepy but not particularly bloody horror, check this one out, you'll love it. Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:33 AM (iJfKG) 351
HE sings this verse in about half the concerts I have seen.
Posted by: r hennigantx _______ Not anymore. He done underwent some changes in latitudes. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 11:33 AM (XvL8K) 352
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)
That was my impression. Malaria seems to be both more survivable than yellow fever and *much* harder to effectively prevent. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:34 AM (lFFaq) 353
you'll love it.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:33 AM (iJfKG) You're not my mom! You can't tell me what to do!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:34 AM (Zz0t1) 354
An Art Thread that rolls up 666 comments would be downright unnatural Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:35 AM (s9VOe) 355
I don't have a ton of patience for the whole "hate on Boomers" thing. But Parrotheads are the living caricature of every negative stereotype about them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2) I have spent my entire life watching people pretend by acting in a certain way they can fit in and be content. Some of them are just joiners who have no real basis in life, and some are desperately trying to pretend they are normal, and some are trying to bury their own pain by being someone else. A lot of them are really irritating, and tragically lost in their own lives, but as long as they don't threaten me or dribble anything on me . . . AND TURN THE VOLUME DOWN AFTER 10PM DAMMIT . . . I don't really care. Even I am wound up in the pageantry of who I want to be, I think it keeps me from being the monster I could be if I didn't care. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:36 AM (rbvCR) 356
One of Walter Reed's Army Medical Corps colleagues deliberately allowed himself to be bitten by an infected mosquito to prove the mosquito theory and it killed him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (y9nCu) That's giving your all to prove yourself...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) 357
¡ LasT !
Posted by: Will Robinson at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (zBgIx) 358
About 70,000 Americans died of drug overdoses last year — about 14% fewer than the previous year, according to preliminary government data.
It was the third straight annual drop WOnder what the Border has to do with this? Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (/+uur) 359
It's MAYONNAISE!
-- penguin with a white "mustache" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:32 AM (s9VOe) He told the mechanic it was ice cream. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3) 360
Oh good. This older lady won a car on the Price is Right.
No taxes on winnings in Canada...like it should be. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (abIsI) 362
you'll love it.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:33 AM (iJfKG) You're not my mom! You can't tell me what to do!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:34 AM (Zz0t1) Sorry, Sponge. We tried to keep it a secret, but- I am your Father!!!! *heavy asthmatic breathing* Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (iJfKG) 363
This one goes out to that "Not a Cop" guy........
https://is.gd/jMINi5 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Could be a cop, not in uniform tho. Posted by: From about That Time at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (sl73Y) 364
T. R. in Panama
Edward Laning FAPmuralimmigrants dot com: An Edward Laning Gallery that documents many Laning paintings including - Edward Laning T.R. [Teddy Roosevelt] in Panama, 1939 Smithsonian American Art Museum Gift of Mrs. Mary Fife Laning Also, there's 'A Federal Art Project Mural and the Immigrant Experience' which discusses in detail the Edward Laning, ["Disembarking"] panel from The Role of the Immigrant in the Industrial Development of America, 1935 - 1937 And, for example, currently for sale through various venues: 1939 ARTICLE ~ THEODORE ROOSEVELT in PANAMA ART ILLUSTRATION by EDWARD LANING Condition: Used; $12 US 1939 T R in Panama Edward Laning Book Plate Art Print US $36.25 obo Wouldn't hang today's art selection but there are many interesting stories behind the artist and his paintings. Thanks. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 11:38 AM (NFX2v) 365
No taxes on winnings in Canada...like it should be.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (Sco7b) They just tax the f*ck out of you on everything else. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:38 AM (Zz0t1) 366
He told the mechanic it was ice cream.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (N1DT3) "Customer states..." Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:38 AM (iNUL3) 367
That was my impression. Malaria seems to be both more survivable than yellow fever and *much* harder to effectively prevent.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:34 AM (lFFaq) A lot of diseases have developed that way. Be survivable, so you can propagate better. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:38 AM (N1DT3) Posted by: Nazdar at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (NcvvS) 369
If you blame bad outcomes on cheating, you’ll never change things. -------- Unless you work to stop the cheating! I agree with you in principle but even considering "turnout" numbers this is way past sore loser talk. There is a reason R's aren't interested in stopping the cheat and it's because they benefit (and have benefitted) from it. If you have a more cogent explanation for that I'm all ears. I certainly dont blame everything on the cheat. There is also the fact that leftard D's know their candidates will do what they say they're going to do and will represent them. We have no such thing on our side. Our candidates are skeevy and lie to us. Their candidates are skeevy and lie to everyone equally. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (ZLe8E) 370
Someone should paint the Sydney Sweeny canal.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (abIsI) 371
Sorry, Sponge. We tried to keep it a secret, but- I am your Father!!!! *heavy asthmatic breathing* Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:37 AM (iJfKG) Well then. Sorry to disappoint. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (iJfKG) 373
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1) 374
@370 hehehehe
Posted by: Beavis at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (cWLG3) 375
Nood.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (NcvvS) 376
RANT IS UP!!
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ) 377
Nood monkey
Posted by: From about That Time at May 14, 2026 11:40 AM (sl73Y) 378
The monkey has ?anded
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (lFFaq) 379
A lot of diseases have developed that way. Be survivable, so you can propagate better.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 14, 2026 11:38 AM (N1DT3) That’s why Ebola never turned into the epidemic that was feared. It kills its victims too quickly, so it doesn’t get a chance to spread. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (AnnNE) 380
Didn't Eric Swalwell's political career expire due to Yellow Fever? Ba-dum! Sssssss! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (s9VOe) 381
That was my impression. Malaria seems to be both more survivable than yellow fever and *much* harder to effectively prevent.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:34 AM (lFFaq) Dengue is another nasty one, and the problem with the two is that it takes two infections on average to be fatal, the first one just acts like the flu and primes the body for a massive immune response for the second bout that carries you off. I think some of the insights in Covid are leading some of the research into treatments for Yellow Fever and Dengue. Previously it was all prevention through inoculation, which is sort of a problem. I have heard stories about barracks of soldiers laid out for a couple of days after the Yellow Fever shot trying to recover. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR) 382
Landed, stupid fat fingers.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2026 11:41 AM (lFFaq) 383
I have to go. Hope we get an update from CBD.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (cWLG3) 384
MONKEY!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 14, 2026 11:42 AM (iNUL3) 385
I worked for 6 years at DePaul Hospital in Norfolk. It was established by the Daughters of Charity to care for Yellow Fever victims in 1855.
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Posted by: Nazdar at May 14, 2026 11:39 AM (NcvvS
Thanks. I particularly liked the one with the little kid in the Godzilla suit as well as Virginia's Governor and their plan to keep Republicans from voting. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 11:45 AM (n3VHW) 387
Tinicum Township in Delaware County, Pennsylvania, is home to the Lazaretto, the oldest surviving quarantine hospital in the United States. Built in 1799, it was established in response to devastating yellow fever epidemics in Philadelphia and served as a vital checkpoint for ships entering the Port of Philadelphia.
After brutal yellow fever outbreaks devastated Philadelphia in 1793 and 1798—forcing the national government to flee—the state built the Lazaretto on Tinicum Island. It was completed in 1799 and operated until the 1890s. All ships bound for Philadelphia were required to stop at the Lazaretto. Passengers and crew were screened for infectious diseases like yellow fever and typhus, while infested cargo was fumigated or destroyed. Sick individuals were brought ashore to the hospital. Despite the severity of the diseases, the facility managed an impressive survival rate (around 78% for yellow fever and 95% for typhus) largely due to palliative care and clean nursing. Before Ellis Island, the Lazaretto served as the primary port of entry and a quarantine checkpoint for thousands of immigrants. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 11:45 AM (NFX2v) The Morning Report — 5/ 14/26
State Sen. Shane Massey's (R-NC) first time talking to the president came last week when Trump called him to discuss how he wanted the redistricting to happen, the New York Times reported. The Republican leader of South Carolina's state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state's only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that "South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party." Contrary to Trump's wishes, Massey joined four other Republicans in voting against the proposal that would have allowed for the Senate to reconvene later this month for a redistricting effort.As a complete aside, regardless of the spelling, just what the hell is it with people named Massey, (the late great thespian Raymond, notwithstanding)?! I am of course referring to RINO sex-pest Tom from Kentucky. Shane, the fucking problem and the reason that this nation is a red nether hair's breadth from plunging headlong into the abyss is because it has had to endure the very same "Vibrant" Democrat party and the fires of hell it has unleashed on us going back almost to the founding. In what insane version of reality is South Carolina better with James Clyburn anywhere within 10 billion light years from the levers of power? Ditto his entire party. And a hearty fuck you to this loathsome turd of a RINO too: Republican Governor Tate Reeves has suggested that Mississippi will not redraw its congressional maps before the 2026 midterms.I suppose Tate Reeves and Shame, er ShaneMassey think Germany in 1933 was much more vibrant with the Nazis, eh fellas?! And here we are nearly 100 years later and we've got vibrancy out the wazoo!!! On the whole right now I'd rather NOT be in Philadelphia. . . A Pennsylvania House candidate endorsed by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.), Rep. Ro Khanna (D., Calif.), Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D., Md.), and other leading far-left figures has hailed notorious cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal as one of several "Black freedom fighters" and "elderly political prisoners" and called for his release from prison. Chris Rabb (D.), a five-term Pennsylvania state representative running to represent the state's Third Congressional District, cosigned a letter from the Philadelphia Democratic Socialists of America last month urging Gov. Josh Shapiro (D.) to free the 71-year-old Abu-Jamal from prison, where the former Black Panther is serving a life sentence for the 1981 murder of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner.If Shapiro wants to burnish his prospects for the Democrat nomination in '28, dim as they are being white, male, non-homo, and mostly Jewish by birth, he will find some flimsy excuse to cut this animal loose. If they can steal a national election and create the Russia collusion hoax, surely they can fake exculpatory evidence. Be that as it may, the problem is in not recognizing who and what the enemy is, and our worst enemy is right in our midst. On a positive note, it was rather nice to see Chip Roy, whose record at least from what I have seen over the years has been spotty at best, come out with this statement: Roy laid out Islam's growing foothold across the globe, including his home state of Texas, which has seen a surge in Muslim immigration and Islamic communities. . . "Over the past few years, Shariah-based legal institutions have taken root in American communities, and nowhere is this problem worse than in my home state of Texas," Roy said during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitution and Limited Government hearing.Wow, bravo Chip Roy who absolutely gets it. That said the term Islamism is a dodge and camouflage. It's ISLAM, period full stop. Islamism perpetuates the lie that Islam itself is benign and only fringe elements are insane terrorists. That is of course a dangerous myth. I suppose to go full Robert Spencer and call it out for what it is would have been too much insofar as inviting the usual suspects to shout racist, Islamophobia, Xenophobia, etc. ad nauseam and be politically within third rail territory. Still, this is about as close to calling the proverbial spade a spade as I have yet to see any real American politician, declare. So at least it's something. On another bright note, to compare and contrast with the aforementioned RINO flunky sellouts, CBD and I had a fantastic conversation on the latest episode of the podcast with friend of the blog and now FRIEND Jeffrey Carter, a bright, outstanding patriot who is running for the office of Treasurer of the state of Nevada. Linked here and in the sidebar and at the usual outlets listed at the bottom of the post. If we had more Jeff Carters running, and please God, winning, perhaps the term RINO would become extinct and then before long, Democrats along with them! Support Jeff Carter at Jefcarternv.com On these positive notes, I hope you all . . . Have a good day.
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Happy Thorsday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ) 3
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (9U6Wl) 4
hola
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (CWTWj) 5
Greeting and good morning, one and all!
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (BpO1e) 6
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL) 8
I hope the guy who testified about Covid before the committee with Rand Paul watches his back and what he eats and drinks. Rand Paul as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (Nx5jP) 9
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:36 AM (RkR9o) 11
r hennigantx and I nooded.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ) 12
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (HzRgz) 13
Democrats are soaking in gasoline infused rhetoric, hopefully only they get burned and not the rest of the country in a mega Reichstag.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD) 14
Rand Paul is a Democrat tool
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD) 15
So is this Shane Massey person from North Carolina or South Carolina? What shoddy editing.
Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1) 16
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The radical Muslim wants to kill you. The moderate Muslim wants the radical Muslim to kill you. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL) STOLEN! Nailed it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (x0n13) 17
Billionaire Dem donor Stephen Cloobeck is arrested in LA weeks after turning back on Eric Swalwell For all they scream about "billionaires", Democrats sure seem to be pals with a boat-full of them. It's not unreasonable to think that they'll come out all right while you'll be considered a "billionaire". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (HdYcL) 18
Free Bill Cosby!
Posted by: Chris Rabb, Racist democrat at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (mC7bQ) 19
" I will try to be charitable this morning by asking the simple question, is this guy deaf, dumb, blind and clueless or worse, a miserable collaborationist Quisling?"
All of the above! Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 07:38 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX) 21
All those Carolinas look alike to us.
Posted by: The editors at Breitbart at May 14, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1) 22
My husband is a DINO but hasn't voted for them since Obama ran the first time. I told him to vote in the primary against the Muslim guy who supports terrorism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (n3VHW) 23
Xi refused to meet with JJ's King of the America's yobgreet at airport
Disrespect? Posted by: Paul at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (w1mp4) 24
19, embracing the power of AND!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX) 26
Israel defended an Arab nation, and the UAE reportedly struck Iran.
The Abraham Accords left the reception hall and walked into combat. Tehran wanted fear, but it may have created the regional alliance it feared most. Trump is the Greatest Peacemaker in the last 200 years. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur) 27
Over the course of three 150-minute lectures, speakers described all white people as "privileged," called to "eradicate patriarchy," and asserted that the justice system is "about keeping black people in their place."
How horrible. Maybe you freaks should run to safer countries and be protected from this evil privilege. No seriously; GTFO and we'll gentrify our entire country the moment the last plane hauls you people away. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (BpO1e) 28
14 Rand Paul is a Democrat tool
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD) Libertarians are just DINOs Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) 29
The Republican leader of South Carolina’s state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state’s only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that “South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.”
That tells me he really is in his heart, a libertine democrat, but can't win office like that. Anyone who thinks the current iteration of the D party is needed and necessary for good government tells me he's either delusional or an enemy. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z) 30
It can't hurt dept:
Following China trip and the inevitable restart of hostilities, Trump should give an address and explain that we've been at war for the last 47 years and have basically never responded in kind. Preach a bit of patience and explain the shitty JCPOA Obama gave away and Iran's response against their neighbors. What's 3-5 months compared to the next 30-50 years. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (FxH7T) 31
Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.
Posted by: Granny Clampett at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1) 32
Remind me to ask my MiL about joo rape dogs. It was in the times so it must be true. I would like to know if she is demented and this will be a good test.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX) 33
FenelonSpoke
Hope he listens to you. You two lovebirds have a great day. Here school is almost over for the year. Summer beckons. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ) 34
The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF) 35
The Republican leader of South Carolina's state Senate defied President Donald Trump and voted against a redistricting effort that could have slashed the state's only Democrat-led congressional district, arguing that South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party.
He's a dem with an R behind his name, i.e., the enemy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:45 AM (BkMTu) 36
San Franpsycho
The last meeting logistic flight out of Chinese airspace, then we shall see. I view renewed strikes as inevitable. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ) 37
Halfhand
I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today. I was rebuked. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) 38
Israel defended an Arab nation, and the UAE reportedly struck Iran.
The Abraham Accords left the reception hall and walked into combat. Tehran wanted fear, but it may have created the regional alliance it feared most. Trump is the Greatest Peacemaker in the last 200 years. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur) - The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I don't expect anything permanently good to come out of the AA, with a rare exception or 2. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (RkR9o) 39
"Cloobeck was housing Swalwell."
Sounds like a line of text from some literary work by CS Lewis. Or Tolkien. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1) 40
Morning Horde, thx as always JJ.
Watching the vid of Raskin cross examining the HS student about Islam makes the blood boil. The kid held up very well and Dean Cain was spot on calling Raskin a "douchebag". Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 07:47 AM (gu0hJ) 41
Thanks, Salty. I guess he"ll have to find someone that's slightly less horrible ( if there is one) than the radical Muslim guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:48 AM (rZCVI) 42
The Left Just Went All-In On Its Most Extreme Obsession Yet
Since I refuse to subscribe to DW, what is the "most extreme obsession"? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e) 43
Good morning!
RE: Chip Roy and the Texas runoff elections in May (early voting starts Monday): The attack ads/postcards/texts/phone calls have been unleashed. Holy Hell! Yet, only one type has gone deeply negative - the GOPe type. The good guys seems to hardly even mention their opposite number. Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX) 44
37 I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today.
Holy Hell, that was a thing of beauty to read. Now I feel the need to tell my Senators that I wish they fought for Americans with the zeal and passion they have for illegal aliens. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:49 AM (BpO1e) 45
The backstory of Trump going to China:
Iran is reaching the point where it will have to cap its wells which will freeze its oil industry. Not capping will make it worse. Once done, it will take many months to reverse this to get the oil back flowing. China hardest hit, after Iran. Thus, winning one war and preventing another without our having to pay a butcher's bill. Expect Xi to agree in private to push Iran to give up its uranium stockpile. Art of the Deal, Baby! Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (dtajH) 46
Since I refuse to subscribe to DW, what is the "most extreme obsession"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Wearing white after Labor Day if I had to guess. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (BpO1e) Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (vFG9F) 48
Willowed from Pixy's:
@TMZ Would you consider Spencer Pratt's campaign ad misleading now that it's revealed that he lives in one of LA's premier hotels rather than the trailer on his lot? 🤔 Yes, tell the truth! 6.5% No, his house is gone! 93.5% hahahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 06:59 AM (/+uur) - I read that the reason Pratt moved from his trailer to a hotel is because of the death threats he we getting. He has a full security team guarding him 24 x 7. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (RkR9o) 49
Thank you JJ
Nothing more infuriating than a quisling RINO At least with the AOC’s of the world you know what to expect. I’d rather someone attack me frontally than pretend to be my friend and stab me in the back…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (yz/88) 50
I told my Federal Senator the French and Italians fought harder in WWII than the GOPe today.
I was rebuked. Don't forget us! Posted by: Denmark, Lasted About 6 Hours at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (mC7bQ) 51
so much insanity in the links, it's hard to know where to start
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt) 52
Every day the sun rises, the flaccid, or complicit, GOP gives me less and less reason to even bother voting for them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI) 53
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:50 AM (RkR9o)
I'm glad that he has a security team. It's terrible that he needs one just for speaking his mind and the truth. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (rZCVI) 54
At least with the AOC’s of the world you know what to expect. I’d rather someone attack me frontally than pretend to be my friend and stab me in the back….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt This, sadly, is the story of the GOPe. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (BkMTu) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ) 56
Billionaire Dem donor Stephen Cloobeck is arrested in LA weeks after turning back on Eric Swalwell
- So... sodomy charge? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (RkR9o) 57
Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.
Posted by: Granny Clampett at May 14, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1) If you are allergic to yobgreet, do not take yobgreet. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX) 58
Along with IN, I understand a lot of Chamber Republicans are (or will be?) wiped out in WV.
These good ol' boy duffuses who think their tenure and connections will insulate them from conservative voters really have no clue how pissed off we are. We're sick and tired of you losers wagging your tail and showing your belly to Dems, begging for a few scraps for yourself while they literally kill us. Go join John McCain, we have no use for you. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (73/SM) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ) 60
Yobgreet is important to put into a poultice, but it can be hard to find fresh yobgreet when you need it right away.
Posted by: Granny Clampett If you are allergic to yobgreet, do not take yobgreet. Posted by: Count de Monet Try smobgreb. Same family with less allergies. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 07:54 AM (BkMTu) 61
The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF) Don't be silly. We know we're at war. We're allied with the democrats to fight you stupid rubes! Posted by: GOPe at May 14, 2026 07:55 AM (1Ff7Z) 62
Note that the piece about Cuba specified Havana suburbs; that was because those were the only places that still has any electricity at all. Most of the island has been turned off for weeks.
To see how serious a catastrophe this is, consider this question: how do you produce and distribute food with no power, and no fuel? But Cuba will not revolt, they’re past the point where they could have done it. Now they’re just dying. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (AnnNE) 63
Here in KY our elections are on May 19th. The sample ballot has a lot of people on it. Since we're in the county, and unable to vote for any city official, our ballots will be short.
But... there are an awful lot of Democrats on the ballot for most of the positions (city council and the like.) Some of the names ring a bell. Rabble rousers. Locally and online. They've obviously nothing better to do as many positions are unpaid, but they'll be dicking around with various policies, codes and the like. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (jehhT) 64
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,
while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur) 65
Britain is fracturing along ethnic lines, steadily marching toward civil war along with the entire western world — including the United States.
Precisely as the globalists intend. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e) 66
And the Texas Runoff "rock-ribbed, son-of-Texas, conservative stalwart voice" Voters Guides flooding my mailbox - also Holy Hell!
Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides. What a crock! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX) 67
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,
while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur) ===== These people still wearing masks. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX) 68
The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
-- I honestly don't believe this anymore. They are complicit, period. You can only feign this level of stupidity and cluelessness for so long before I realize, with certainty, they don't want to win. The principles they stand on are lip-service at best. Most of them can go rot in hell as far as I'm concerned. The Democrats will bring complete ruination to the USA once they reclaim power (and they will...likely soon) because that's what they're already saying. And all the while, the GOP wants to play footsies with a "vibrant" Democrat opponent because, gosh golly, we're better when we have a strong Democrat party! Yeah, I'm not buying that. They want it too... I will not be convinced otherwise. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI) 69
Some of the names ring a bell. Rabble rousers. Locally and online. They've obviously nothing better to do as many positions are unpaid, but they'll be dicking around with various policies, codes and the like.
== this is how they get their own in the pipeline! Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (GD0B3) 70
I hope Trump has one guy along on the trip to remind him that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:00 AM (ZxPkt) 71
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:01 AM (77rzZ) 72
“The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration to the United States and our Western allies.”
Communism promises everyone will be the same in riches. Communism delivers starvation and 3rd worldliness. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur) 73
You'll get nothing and like it!
Posted by: Communism at May 14, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX) 74
"...steadily marching toward civil war along with the entire western world — including the United States."
----- Ummm... let's review what the term "civil war" has always meant throughout the history of the English language... Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1) 75
>arguing that "South Carolina is stronger when we have a vibrant Democratic Party."
----- this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard a politician say- this is a person who doesn't care about winning- only that he be allowed to play Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt) 76
Quick remark to Blutarski from the previous thread:
If changing the time manually is not sticking, try syncing to a time server. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (BpO1e) 77
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,
while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur) Data from Gallup suggests 12% of Americans believe the moon landing was faked… so we’re in that looney tunes category. Good grief…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 14, 2026 08:03 AM (+gA9j) 78
Too many of the GOP are simply in on the scam. Designated failure theater, or Democrats in Drag. “Bipartisan” legislation is when the Democrats act partisan and the Republicans act Bi
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:04 AM (vxZFu) 79
Hey Donald.
Don't forget that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk. Posted by: That one guy at May 14, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1) 80
The GOP still fails to recognize that we are at war.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 14, 2026 07:44 AM (9yZMF) The GOP is well aware that we are at war as they are constantly stealing our supplies to give to the enemy while they knife our leaders in the back. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e) 81
r/FedEmployees
Crying....again Sitting by the water crying yet again, feeling super overwhelmed with everything. Can someone please give me some hope or tell me there is light at the end of the tunnel? I worked my ass off to get credentials to be here and I cant believe this is the end of the road. My manager does too, but she’s retiring. I’m so scared of who will replace her, because she kept us pretty insulated from a lot of the bullshit. Administrations change all the time. Those who stuck it out in this administration will be the leaders of the next administration once hiring starts. You will be the ones with experience and will lead the way toward recovery. Good luck. We have a “Days since last cry” count going in our office… I think the record is 5. The cracks are showing. He's firing lapdogs over petty BS. Poll numbers and public support are falling every day. This will pass. I think the whole country is going to have PTSD. Stay strong. The government's going to need you when they rebuild. And you need to be there to make it better, stronger, and impenetrable to future corruption. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ycI94) 82
The Russians have hit Ukraine with over 1600 missiles and drones since yesterday morning . The bloodbath continues on the ground however
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (gu0hJ) 83
But Cuba will not revolt, they’re past the point where they could have done it. Now they’re just dying.
Posted by: Tom Servo I'm evil. My first reaction was "Then we can take it over and repopulate it." Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (BpO1e) 84
52 Every day the sun rises, the flaccid, or complicit, GOP gives me less and less reason to even bother voting for them.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI) New word: "Flaccplicit" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13) 85
Sorry, but Cuba will have to wait. Little Marco is in China right now.
Posted by: Little Marco's Chief of Staff at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1) 86
China is ASSHOE!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX) 87
Speaking from the White House, Vance announced that the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California.
VP JD should run in 2028 on the plan to move Medicaid to the States, that is cut federal Medicaid by 3 to 5% by year forcing the States to accept the cost. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur) 88
It's quite alarming that the Islamists' next colonization target is happening in TX and accelerating. There's a reason for this. Where are all these muslims coming from is what I want to know!
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI) 89
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (53oGX) 90
And the Texas Runoff "rock-ribbed, son-of-Texas, conservative stalwart voice" Voters Guides flooding my mailbox - also Holy Hell!
Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides. What a crock! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX) Always nice when they start with "either discount everything we say or use us as a guide on who not to vote for". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e) 91
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1) 92
Do not take Flaccplicit if you are allergic to Flaccplicit.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (77rzZ) 93
"...the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California."
------- It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ) 95
He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.” “You are. Competition makes you better, y’all,” he added.
Republican South Carolina Senate Leader Kills GOP’s Redistricting Effort: ‘Competition Makes Us Better’ They play to win. This is why we lose. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (gtcuf) 96
My manager does too, but she’s retiring. I’m so scared of who will replace her, because she kept us pretty insulated from a lot of the bullshit.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 14, 2026 08:05 AM (ycI94) If you do not think that the average Federal working is out 100% for themselves you are sadly wrong. Public Service is a BullShit statement. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur) 97
85 Sorry, but Cuba will have to wait. Little Marco is in China right now.
Posted by: Little Marco's Chief of Staff At this point, we simply have to invoke his name. "Straighten this shit out before we send Marco over here to do it for you." Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (BpO1e) 98
Roy laid out Islam's growing foothold across the globe, including his home state of Texas, which has seen a surge in Muslim immigration and Islamic communities. . . "Over the past few years, Shariah-based legal institutions have taken root in American communities, and nowhere is this problem worse than in my home state of Texas," Roy said during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Constitution and Limited Government hearing.
This is a tough one. Roy said Trump committed impeachable offenses. He's been RINOey in some areas. However, in his run for AG, he's saying a LOT of the right things, especially with regards to islham. He was interviewed by Tommy Robinson where they discussed this and Roy did well. The Texas AG role is an important one, as Paxton has proven. Sometimes, you must lead the nation in the right direction. Paxton did that. The next one needs to carry that torch. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1) 99
"...the administration is already withholding $1.3 billion in Medicaid reimbursements from California."
------- It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at May 14, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1) I, love you, man. I never not crack as smile at this bit. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (wVcYX) 100
Members of GOP who are recalcitrant in standing up to the Democrats are probably Democrats anyway. Party affiliation is really nothing more than a lapel pin these days.
It all boils down to money. The RINO's stiffing us are either getting paid to do so, or hope they'll get a payoff. $38 trillion in "debt." All due to fraud. That's a lot of money to throw around and get your way... especially if you're a Democrat. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (jehhT) 101
Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
Go back to Stamps. 2 lbs of 70% ground beef 2 loafs of bread etc etc Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur) 102
He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.”
-- As has been said, this is the most unbelievably stupid thing coming out of the facehole of any GOP politician I can ever recall. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (qBdHI) 103
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged That 13 percent is 75 percent of the RNC and GOP senators and representatives. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (HdYcL) 104
If someone had ribs made from rocks, how would that work, exactly? Guess I'll have to ask Fred Flintstone.
Posted by: Imponderables at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1) 105
Hey Donald.
Don't forget that the Orientals are an inscrutable folk. No, not The Craw, The Claw! Posted by: The Claw at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (mC7bQ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) 107
94 Cuba has a lot of unexploited Caribbean coastland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog But communism happened and they're stuck with this. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (BpO1e) 108
China is ASSHOE!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 14, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX) - Isn't that Japan? Think Joe Jitsu. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (RkR9o) 109
All Taiwan has to say to China is "attack us and bye-bye Three Gorges Dam". That thing collapsing would take out half China's economy and 20%of its population
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (gu0hJ) 110
Go back to Stamps.
2 lbs of 70% ground beef 2 loafs of bread etc etc Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur) Go back to gubmint cheese. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e) 111
$38 trillion in "debt." All due to fraud. That's a lot of money to throw around and get your way... especially if you're a Democrat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (jehhT) 50% of that to Support NATO 50% of that to Support the Welfare State And today that entire INVESTMENT is worthless. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur) 112
Elon is very popular in Chi-nah!
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (GD0B3) 113
Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides. What a crock! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX) Got one of those, saw that, threw it away immediately. I figured nothing past that would be worth reading. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:13 AM (HdYcL) 114
No, not The Craw, The Claw!
Posted by: The Claw at May 14, 2026 08:12 AM (mC7bQ) - You do realize that the Craw never said that. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (RkR9o) 115
Cuba has Rare Earths. let's make Cuba great again.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (GD0B3) 116
Everything is fine now, you guys.
Jim Accosta went to Florida, got on a Trump golf course and found a golden statue of Trump there. VERY North Korea. WE'RE SAVED!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) 117
Sadly the GOP in south Carolina and other Southern States, still are worried about what the NY Times says.
Clyburne gone would make a big stink. Legacy media was discredited in Nov 2024, but RINO's dont get it Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (YCxFk) 118
Does Texas have a sore loser rule? Wouldn't want Cornyn running as an independent
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (gu0hJ) 119
Most of 'em lead off with John Cornyn (GOPe - Useless) as their pick for Senator, extolling his conservative bona fides.
-- This farcical lie about his conservatism almost makes me want to throw up. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI) 120
>>>If Shapiro wants to burnish his prospects for the Democrat nomination in '28, dim as they are being white, male, non-homo, and mostly Jewish by birth, he will find some flimsy excuse to cut this animal loose.
Shapiro, soon: "Mr. Abu-Jamal deserves this pardon. Why, you may ask? First, he is at an advanced age. Second, in all his years in prison, he only committed eighteen knife attacks against guards and fellow prisoners. The average number of knife attacks in the Pennsylvania State Prison, by men incarcerated for as many years as Mr. Abu-Jamal, is over thirty. He has shown therefore he is a relatively kind and loving man. Thank you, and I will not be taking any questions." Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (5rh/l) 121
"BREAKING: Israel initiating defamation lawsuit against the New York Times following the publication of the Israeli rape dog propaganda piece."
make 'em pay! dismantle that garbage! Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (GD0B3) 122
Paxton would make a great Senator, but if he gets nomination , what is behind the new scandal curtain?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk) 123
He coined the term “Pathocracy” to describe a system in which a pathological minority gains power over a society of normal people, then proceeds to deform institutions, language, and public life in its own image.
This is exactly what is happening in the Black Culture. Since 1960 NOT 1 SINGLE IDEA has worked. NOT 1 And notice that when a NEW IDEA emerges (BLreally dontM) it is actually just the front for a new SCAM. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (/+uur) 124
Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1) 125
Does Texas have a sore loser rule? Wouldn't want Cornyn running as an independent
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:15 AM (gu0hJ) I believe we do. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX) 126
What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk) 127
Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
The CIA has done so many evil, malicious things to Americans IN THE US that it should be disbanded, it's offices destroyed and the land it sits on salted. MKULTRA is just scratching the surface of the CIA's evil behavior, and their raiding of the DNI's office is just a symptom of it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ynpvh) 128
What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk) To be fair, Cornyn only votes against R's when it matters. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) 129
Paxton would make a great Senator, but if he gets nomination , what is behind the new scandal curtain?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk) I'll take him, warts and all. Cannot spare this man, he fights! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX) 130
Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
The DNI is reporting that this is fake news. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) 131
124 Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1) You have to vote for the Dems to get it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (ynpvh) 132
Cultural Regression
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (vxZFu) 133
The money also isn't there for universal "free" health coverage for kids, which got scaled down in March to a pilot program for just 2,000. Even that few will cost taxpayers $73 million — and it comes from Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul's largess.
73000000/2000=36,500 There are Pediatricians in NYC fighting over who gets the Green Lambo sitting in the window. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur) 134
Posted by: LaQuisha at May 14, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1) You have to vote for the Dems to get it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:20 AM (ynpvh) I hate to break it to you, but this is just a bad sock. The REAL African American names all have an apostrophe in them now. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1) 135
Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
The CIA has done so many evil, malicious things to Americans IN THE US that it should be disbanded, it's offices destroyed and the land it sits on salted. MKULTRA is just scratching the surface of the CIA's evil behavior, and their raiding of the DNI's office is just a symptom of it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (ynpvh) that was BS and the DNI office denied anything was taken, dude; this is just Gabbard and her minions making a name for herself Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (GD0B3) 136
RE: Chip Roy and the Texas runoff elections in May (early voting starts Monday):
The attack ads/postcards/texts/phone calls have been unleashed. Holy Hell! Yet, only one type has gone deeply negative - the GOPe type. The good guys seems to hardly even mention their opposite number. Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote. Posted by: Count de Monet His opponent is a bit shady. All he does is spout MAGA without telling us what he stands for. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (oK2XK) 137
Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
The DNI is reporting that this is fake news. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) - I linked to DataRepublican on Pixy's: https://tinyurl.com/4uthwarc Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (RkR9o) 138
130 Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
The DNI is reporting that this is fake news. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) Didn't seem like it from the article... "'Clarification,' Luna wrote in another post on X. 'Took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also, this did not happen today & was not a 'raid' however it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting etc.'" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (ynpvh) 139
All Taiwan has to say to China is "attack us and bye-bye Three Gorges Dam".
I don't think they should even say it. Just launch every available missile they have the instant West Taiwan gets uppity. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (BpO1e) 140
126 What happens with Cassidy in Lou, and Cronyn in Tex, if they lose primaries? Do they get revenge by voting against GOP until January?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:18 AM (YCxFk) That is nothing new Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur) 141
“This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”
Coleman is a spokesperson for DNI. So, please stop passing around nonsense. Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:22 AM (GD0B3) 142
"...Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul's largess."
---- Albany and Gov. Kathy Hochul have no largess. The taxpayers do. Posted by: Civics 101 at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1) 143
that was BS and the DNI office denied anything was taken, dude; this is just Gabbard and her minions making a name for herself
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (GD0B3) - The other way around. Someone wants to shake up the administration and it ain't Gabbard! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (RkR9o) 144
140. True, but what if Alito retires?
Posted by: Jonah at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (YCxFk) 145
I am chagrined this morning. I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period. They won in OT, 4-3. I denounce myself. Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt) 146
Didn't seem like it from the article... "'Clarification,' Luna wrote in another post on X. 'Took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also, this did not happen today & was not a 'raid' however it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting etc.'" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (ynpvh) This is out there...... https://is.gd/5rCIwn Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1) 147
That tells me he really is in his heart, a libertine democrat, but can't win office like that. Anyone who thinks the current iteration of the D party is needed and necessary for good government tells me he's either delusional or an enemy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z) Live boy, or dead girl. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv) 148
Always a frigging drama with DNI. That freak Joe Kent is going around making crazy accusations about Trump's administration, and no one from DNI telling him to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (GD0B3) 149
Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
Go back to Stamps. 2 lbs of 70% ground beef 2 loafs of bread etc etc Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud. Hahahahaha....right. Posted by: 7-11 at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (mC7bQ) 150
If the US walks away from this without destroying the Mullocracy in Iran there will be all hell to pay in the neighborhood in five years or less when the fanatics get back their terror machine.
The UAE and company need to get off the mark and start actively taking charge of their own future by aiding the people of Iran that want peace. Or they could just lie back and become Iraq or Syria or... Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (+rSJz) 151
Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC) 152
Heated Protests in Cuba After Yet Another 30-Hour Blackout in Havana
♪Havana ooh na na... Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh na na...♫ Posted by: Camila Cabello at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh) 153
I'm taking a few minutes break from having AI piss me off. Good luck with that AI takeover...
Channel 50 Detroit yesterday had commercials for Democrat Haley Stevens. It was actually shocking. And she's actually a representative (of stupidity and evil.) The commercial blared 'Hold Ice Accountable' and she vowed she'd do whatever she could to defy President Trump. I really hope that bitch's family gets tons of interactions with the people she doesn't want ICE to deport. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (Sco7b) 154
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,
while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged. Posted by: r hennigantx ===== These people still wearing masks. Posted by: San Franpsycho Trump, you magnificent bastard! What can't you do? You need to write a book on how you persuaded a California democrat teacher to throw his life away just so you can fake an assassination attempt. Sheer genius! Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (BkMTu) 155
The other way around. Someone wants to shake up the administration and it ain't Gabbard!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (RkR9o) Shake up the administration?? what are you talking about? Another Joe Kent ? Gabbard is in it for herself. It was either her, or one of her conspiratorial minions in her office, or in administration. Throwing shade on Ratcliffe. Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (GD0B3) 156
Live boy, or dead girl. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv) Better trans 'em. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1) 157
151 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC) But National Biscuits and Gravy WEEK isn't until September...seems like they should be better aligned... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (ynpvh) 158
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To be fair, Cornyn only votes against R's when it matters. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) Safer Communities Act of 2022. All you need to know about Cornyn. The end of his political career cannot come fast enough. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (N39Ws) 159
141 “This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”
this does not sit well with me I do not trust Tulsi anymore Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2) 160
13 percent of Republicans said the White House Correspondents’ Dinner assassination attempt was staged,
while 7 percent said both the Butler and Routh attempts were staged. Posted by: r hennigantx They were all staged. By Democrats. They want to pull a JFK again. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1) 161
Mumia is an example of the prestidigitation of the Left. First they blubbered about how cruel the death penalty for this poor, misunderstood intellectual was. Then when that was commuted, they blubber about how cruel life imprisonment is. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (HdYcL) 162
157 151 Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC) But National Biscuits and Gravy WEEK isn't until September...seems like they should be better aligned... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (ynpvh) Nope. Spread the love throughout the year. My wife makes killer buttermilk biscuits. Will be enjoying one with my coffee shortly. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (N39Ws) 163
btw lil Joshie did in fact try to stop that nutbucket from representing maniacs in Philly but I think he failed. he definitely did try tho.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (j+aD2) 164
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Live boy, or dead girl. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (dK+Kv) Better trans 'em. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1) Split the difference... A tranny in a coma... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b) 165
Today Is National Buttermilk Biscuit Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC) Day asked for it........ https://youtu.be/DLbObZ42iK4 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1) 166
Minnesota Grocer Abdidwahid Mohamed Charged Over $1M EBT Fraud Scheme.
Go back to Stamps. 2 lbs of 70% ground beef 2 loafs of bread etc etc Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud. Hahahahaha....right. Posted by: 7-11 Get back to hoing to a government warehouse to get your government cheese, canned beef, pork & chicken. No money. No stamps. Nothing to hock. Don't like it? Get a fucking job. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (BkMTu) 167
I am chagrined this morning. I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period. They won in OT, 4-3. I denounce myself. Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt) ___________ I bailed at 3:45 of the third period when they were dow. 3-1. Imagine how I feel. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (HdYcL) 168
A tranny in a coma... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b) Isn't that a song by The Police? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1) 169
Get back to hoing to a government warehouse to get your government cheese, canned beef, pork & chicken. No money. No stamps. Nothing to hock.
Don't like it? Get a fucking job. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (BkMTu) Churches and family... Feed your own freaking families. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Sco7b) 170
I remember how "Free Mumia" was all the rage in Ann Arbor when I was a freshman at Michigan in 1984. I would've thought the guy was dead by now.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (77rzZ) 171
“This is false – the CIA did not raid the DNI’s office,” Coleman wrote in a post, responding to a post in which Watters said, the CIA “JUST RAIDED TULSI GABBARD’S OFFICE.”
this does not sit well with me I do not trust Tulsi anymore Posted by: Black Orchid This doesn't sit well with me. I don't trust the CIA. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (BkMTu) 172
I watched the whole Wild/Avs game!
I is tired whew those guys (the Avs) are really really good starting to worry about the Canes here Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:30 AM (j+aD2) 173
The CIA has no authority to "raid" or "seize" jack sh*t.
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A tranny in a coma... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 14, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b) Isn't that a song by The Police? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1) ♪ A tranny in a coma... A Tranny in a coma... Another lonely day with no one here but me, oh More loneliness than any tranny could bear Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh I'll send an S.O.S to the world I'll send an S.O.S to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my ...♫ Posted by: The Police at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (ynpvh) 175
I trust Ratcliffe way more than I trust Gabbard and her den of conspiracists.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (GD0B3) 176
As soon as the midterms are over - as in, the very next day, regardless of outcome - Trump should announce that he's leaving the GOP, publish a (short) list of incumbents who are welcome in the new Party he's forming, and then another list of red and purple districts and Senate seats he's looking for primary candidates to fill with new blood.
It's time to end the GOP. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (BI5O2) 177
I am chagrined this morning.
I bailed on the Avs game when they went down 3-0 in the 1st period. They won in OT, 4-3. I denounce myself. Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt) Was at a Hooters watching game one of the Stars / Wild series. Stars went down 3 - 0 in the first where my bud and I declared they should pull Oettenger as the team and he were playing like shit. There was a table of gentlemen (2 fat f*cks, another douche and a regular we see every time we're there) who proceeded to tell us we were stupid, pulling your goalie is a regular season move and doesn't do anything to motivate your team. We hope to see them the next time we're there....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1) 178
> Report: CIA Takes JFK Assassination, MKUltra Files from Tulsi Gabbard
----------- If the CIA didn't want the DNI to see, or have any file(s), they would not be in the DNI's office to begin with. The story sounds like crap the NYT would shovel. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (jehhT) 179
This doesn't sit well with me. I don't trust the CIA.
nor do I! but this was an op, for sure (done while PDJT was absent the country). was it just the IC doing it? for funsies? hopefully that's all it is. in any case she needs to be more cognizant of garbage ops like this. her office was quiet for too long and it went around stupid X for too long Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (j+aD2) 180
That whole office is not necessary, they don't do shit anyway. It's a Bush era legacy that needs to go.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3) 181
'Back in the day, hood rats would sell their stamps to convenience store operators for 50 cents on the dollar. The "EBT" was supposed to prevent this type of fraud.
Hahahahaha....right.' They'll walk up to you in stores like Kroger's or Schnucks here and offer 33 cents on the dollar. Why not? Not like the police are gonna waste time arresting them. Posted by: Will Robinson at May 14, 2026 08:32 AM (zBgIx) 182
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This is a tough one. Roy said Trump committed impeachable offenses. He's been RINOey in some areas. However, in his run for AG, he's saying a LOT of the right things, especially with regards to islham. He was interviewed by Tommy Robinson where they discussed this and Roy did well. The Texas AG role is an important one, as Paxton has proven. Sometimes, you must lead the nation in the right direction. Paxton did that. The next one needs to carry that torch. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1) I will vote for Chip Roy. I can't explain exactly why. However, looking back in time, over the years I have received blizzards of snail-mail flyers promoting a certain-type of Republicans in primaries. Always candidates it seems turn out to be Bushies. Bushies always have enough money for ad blitzes. I will vote for Roy and Paxton in the runoffs. Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (5rh/l) 183
Girlfriend in a Coma is a song by The Smiths
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (gu0hJ) 184
Was at a Hooters watching game one of the Stars / Wild series. Stars went down 3 - 0 in the first where my bud and I declared they should pull Oettenger as the team and he were playing like shit. There was a table of gentlemen (2 fat f*cks, another douche and a regular we see every time we're there) who proceeded to tell us we were stupid, pulling your goalie is a regular season move and doesn't do anything to motivate your team.
you were right but the goalie was a kid called Blackwood he was plainly freaking out so yeah, you pull him Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2) 185
It seems it's a dumping ground for weirdos and freaks. Seemed like a good idea 25 years ago, but now ?
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3) 186
The UAE has a decent Air Force , since it is US trained. The rest of their military is little more than a glorified police force, incapable of action outside of their tiny borders. The rest of the Gulf States are similar, which is why Iran has always been sure it could run the table in any conflicts with them.
Remember that not that long ago we talked the Saudis into invading Yemen to clean that situation up - and their army got its ass kicked by a pack of goat herders. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (AnnNE) 187
Havana daydreamin'
Boy, he's just dreamin' his life away Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Buffett at May 14, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX) 188
I will vote for Roy and Paxton in the runoffs. Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (5rh/l) I am in this camp. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1) 189
Shake up the administration?? what are you talking about? Another Joe Kent ? Gabbard is in it for herself. It was either her, or one of her conspiratorial minions in her office, or in administration. Throwing shade on Ratcliffe.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:25 AM (GD0B3) - What's that smell? https://tinyurl.com/32z6ue4h This is an op. You're on the wrong side. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (RkR9o) 190
Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at May 14, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2) 191
you were right but the goalie was a kid called Blackwood
he was plainly freaking out so yeah, you pull him Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 08:33 AM (j+aD2) Wedgewood was the Dallas backup a couple years ago. Solid. Wedgewood and Blackwood were a league leading combo most of the season. They complemented each other quite well and Colorado was dominant all season because of it. The coach understands that and has confidence in making such a move will have the desired effect. Wedgewall was exactly that and gave the team the best chance of winning as he didn't give up a goal for the last 2 periods. The Colorado offense did what it does. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1) 192
good morning JJ, Horde, AI killbots slumbering in giant data centers
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 14, 2026 08:37 AM (/6r4m) Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (gu0hJ) 194
Fully agree on MUSLIMS, brother JJ, among other subjects.
Their creed will not accept non-muslims. Period. We cannot co-habitate under those circumstances. Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (HR77u) 195
190 Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at May 14, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2) I saw Inscrutable Asians front for Lil Kim in Beijing in '03... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (ynpvh) 196
Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo He was forced out by the Politburo after the Raymond Shaw plot went awry. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ) 197
Fully agree on MUSLIMS, brother JJ, among other subjects.
Their creed will not accept non-muslims. Period. We cannot co-habitate under those circumstances. Posted by: Danimal28 at May 14, 2026 08:38 AM (HR77u) 49% of muslhams believe sharia needs to take over the west to 'fix' it. This will not end well. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) 198
Speaking of inscrutable Asians, is Wo Fat still active in criminal masterminding?
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo He was forced out by the Politburo after the Raymond Shaw plot went awry. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ) - Raymond Shaw > Rick Shaw Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (RkR9o) 199
Chip Roy's record IS spotty at best, charitably speaking. He won't be getting my vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet His opponent is a bit shady. All he does is spout MAGA without telling us what he stands for. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 14, 2026 08:21 AM (oK2XK) Point noted and it checks out. Something about Roy just causes aversion in me. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX) 200
What's that smell?
https://tinyurl.com/32z6ue4h This is an op. You're on the wrong side. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 08:35 AM (RkR9o) What ?? What are you talking about ? This ? "Notice how Fox News has a convicted CIA leaker and traitor @JohnKiriakou on TV defending Gabbard when Kiriakou is a Trump hater and literally works for Russian state owned media." He is trashing CIA and defending Gabbard !! Kiriakou is a known traitor. That is not news to me. Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3) 201
Point noted and it checks out. Something about Roy just causes aversion in me. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX) I get it......I'm just being swayed by the "he's saying all the right things" thing he's got going on. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 202
Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) 203
I always thought Kam Fong as Chin Ho was a great AoSHQ nic.
Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1) 204
Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) *douses hair with fuel* *lights match* So, do I light this or not!??! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1) 205
I always thought Kam Fong as Chin Ho was a great AoSHQ nic.
Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1) He was here earlier this week. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1) 206
204 Please, stop with the Gabbard nonsense.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) *douses hair with fuel* *lights match* So, do I light this or not!??! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1) ♫ Self Immolation... Self Immolation... Is making me wait...♪ Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh) 207
Watters is dumbass for inviting Kiriakou to trash Trump.
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3) 208
Wasn't there also someone here with the nic "Zulu as Kono?"
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ) 209
I remember that stink bomb movie "Havana" with Robert Red Diaper screwing all the chicks while Cuba descended into marxist madness.
Typical hollywood leftist pablum. Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert, lard ass at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (mC7bQ) 210
Oh. Good to hear.
Posted by: Back in the day at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1) 211
The Avs are looking unbeatable.
Which doesn't bode well for my Sabres, even if they do make it past Montreal. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf) Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (FxH7T) 213
What is "Avs?"
Posted by: Not a big hockey fan at May 14, 2026 08:48 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf) 215
yea, let invite Kiriakou and ask him about stuff! He lies as easily as he breathes.
"former CIA agent and Senate staffer John Kiriakou told the former Colombo crime-family caporegime that Israel forced the U.S. to attack Iran.... "Kiriakou...alleged that deceased sex fiend and Wall Street tycoon Jeffrey Epstein was an Israeli intelligence agent ... He is so full of shit , the toilet is jealous. Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3) 216
A tranny in a coma
In a vision once I saw: It was an Abyssinian maid And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (zdLoL) 217
I used to refer to Nadler as "Whoa, FAT!!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (x0n13) Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:49 AM (BkMTu) 219
49% of muslhams believe sharia needs to take over the west to 'fix' it.
This will not end well. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) ----- And the other 51% are lying about their belief... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (gnNyN) 220
Chip Roy,
" Ken Paxton must resign" Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (z2aPa) 221
I wonder how much Turkey is paying him....
Posted by: runner at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3) 222
Colorado Avalanche.
Posted by: Delurker I really hate collective team names. If it's not a plural, then it's not a proper team name. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ) 223
The Avs are looking unbeatable.
Which doesn't bode well for my Sabres, even if they do make it past Montreal. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:46 AM (gtcuf) They looked pedestrian in the loss against the Wild. They were getting grossly outskated last night in the first period. Boy howdy did they right that ship in the 2nd. And I have Montreal winning that series. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 224
Chip Roy was all for Paxton’s impeachment, because he wanted the AG job. But he noted how easily Paxton beat it, and also that it increased Paxton’s popularity rather than decreasing it - so now he’s decided that the best way to get the position he craves is to talk like Paxton as much as possible.
I don’t trust him even a tiny bit; but sometimes a bad man will do the right things for the wrong reasons (in this case his craving for higher office) He’s good at PR and campaigning, I’ll hand him that. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (AnnNE) 225
Oh.
Posted by: Not a big hockey fan at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (2Ez/1) 226
Chip Roy,
" Ken Paxton must resign" Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (z2aPa) And there's that....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1) 227
223 And I have Montreal winning that series.
If Buffalo wins tonight at home, I don't think the Canadiens can win two straight. Tonight is huge. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf) 228
Since I don't subscribe to any internet streaming, I'm missing out on the playoff hockey.
* kicks rock sadly * Posted by: dantesed at May 14, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2) 229
And a hockey thread broke out.
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 14, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) 230
If Buffalo wins tonight at home, I don't think the Canadiens can win two straight. Tonight is huge.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf) Hard to argue. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1) 231
Playoff hockey is the best sportsball (sportspuck?) and I'll die on that hill.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (gtcuf) 232
And a hockey thread broke out.
Posted by: Just the punchline I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu) Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:55 AM (gtcuf) Posted by: Oh, no... at May 14, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1) 236
Good morning!
Glad I went fora long walk before reading your opener, JJ! Who are these people? They are comfortable with the status quo, and likely well paid by locals to be just Republican enough to not be Democrats, but not a smidge more. Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3) 237
What's the net-net on these hockey punz?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1) 238
I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu) Ah....the minor leagues..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 239
Is this a thing?
@attackdogX Yesterday, Divers doing a routine maintenance check at the Converse Reservoir Dam in Mobile, AL discovered an underwater grenade type IED. The FBI bomb squad had to be called in to safely detonate it. The Reservoir and Dam are critical infrastructure, and this is being called “an unprecedented threat“ The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has been made aware of the situation. Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (X8xt3) 240
I really hate collective team names. If it's not a plural, then it's not a proper team name.
Posted by: Bulg ________ Exception for Alabama? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K) 241
Playoff hockey is the best sportsball (sportspuck?) and I'll die on that hill.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (gtcuf) SPORTSBRA!!!!! Go Boobs!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1) 242
You always miss the puns you didn't make.
Posted by: That guy from Canadia at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1) 243
Day asked for it........
https://youtu.be/DLbObZ42iK4 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1) ******** That's great. You always find the right song for the day. Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (gtcuf) 245
Our Man In Havana (1959) was a fine spy comedy starring Alec Guiness. And me.
Posted by: Burl Ives at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2) 246
That's great. You always find the right song for the day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC) I try. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ) 248
Both the CIA and the DNI along with virtually every DC institution has been corrupted over the years. Just because Trump won and installed his people at the top of these agencies doesn't mean everyone in those agencies flipped overnight to become righteous, upstanding public servants.
I don't have a problem with either Gabbard or Ratcliffe. Sounds more like an ongoing turf war between deep state types in the CIA and DNI. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m) 249
The Stanford Cardinal
Buy an "S"! Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:58 AM (gtcuf) Their mascot is a tree......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1) 250
The most likely explanation for the JFK hit was that it was Allen Dulles, the CIA head that JFK fired, in an off-the-books operation. Dulles already had several coups and assassinations to his credit. Including a failed hit on de Gaulle.
It's obvious if you only look. Oswald was "handled" by Dulles' many contacts. Dulles was on the Warren Commission among other tells. Dulles knew that the Bay of Pigs incursion would fail without US air support and tried to manipulate JFK into providing it after the incursion started. Dulles was also behind MKULTRA, which gave us Whitey Bulger Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (dtajH) 251
I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf) 252
I don't give a shyte about hockey. A younger brother loves it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (ynpvh) 253
You have to skate to where the pun is going to be.
Posted by: That OTHER guy from Canadia at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1) 254
I don't have a problem with either Gabbard or Ratcliffe. Sounds more like an ongoing turf war between deep state types in the CIA and DNI. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m) Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1) 255
>>. . . The Center for Immigration Studies, a nonprofit that supports restricting immigration, found in 2024 that American taxpayers dole out nearly $70,000 per illegal alien over a lifetime.
Hey, anyone remember another immigration-focused organization, VDARE? Why aren't they weighing in on this? Oh yeah, they were systematically canceled (debanked, etc.), hacked, and lawfared out of existence by Letitia James. https://vdare.com/ Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (X8xt3) 256
251 I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf) Oh yeah? Posted by: Santa Cruz Banana Slugs at May 14, 2026 09:00 AM (ynpvh) 257
Dulles was also behind MKULTRA, which gave us Whitey Bulger
Posted by: Ignoramus He allowed psych experiments on his own son. Guy was an evil bastard. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:01 AM (77rzZ) 258
Exception for Alabama?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba Nope. Posted by: Bulg ________ Harsh. What about the Red Sox and White Sox? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:01 AM (XvL8K) 259
I don’t trust him even a tiny bit; but sometimes a bad man will do the right things for the wrong reasons (in this case his craving for higher office) He’s good at PR and campaigning, I’ll hand him that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 08:50 AM (AnnNE) ******** It's I dilemma. I don't trust Roy or Middleton. I wish Mayes Middleton had courtroom experience. Posted by: redridinghood at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC) 260
Isn't "Sox" plural?
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf) 261
>>I don't give a shyte about hockey. A younger brother loves it.
Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be - fast and exciting. The Avalanche v. Wild playoffs have been intense! It's been hard to root for the Avalanche /two of my favorite USA hockey players on the Wile, Boldy and (Quinn) Hughes. Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (X8xt3) 262
Latest leftwing gerrymander idea I am seeing this gathering around...
Abandon continuity. In every blue state just combine 55% blue with 45% red and don't worry about making them connect in any way. This works "perfectly" with cities with big blue shitholes like IL. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm) 263
Harsh. What about the Red Sox and White Sox?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba "Sox" is just a misspelling of "Socks," so I'll allow it. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Santa Cruz Banana Slugs at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt) 266
251 I think that I shall never see
A mascot as lame as a tree. Posted by: Delurker ---- Or a friggin' wannabe acorn. Posted by: Ohio State fans at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3) 269
>>Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........
Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m) 270
268 >>Isn't "Sox" plural?
"Oh, I thought is was the feminized version of sock?" -- Lantinx Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (X8xt3) Trannied version. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (ynpvh) 271
The...
Thundering Herd Green Wave Rambling Wreck Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt) Lightning Avalanche Mammoth Wild Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1) 272
The Cincinnati Red Stockings had a great olde-tymey name.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf) 273
269 >>Brennan said the other day there are operatives working every day to thwart Trump........
Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m) Operatives to thwart Trump...sounds like spies and traitors. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 14, 2026 09:05 AM (ynpvh) 274
Both Gabbard and Ratcliffe referred Brennan, among others, to the DOJ for prosecution last year.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m) That's all well and good. While nothing has come from it as of yet, as long as his minions are roaming free in the Government, we're still f*cked. Root THEM out and we'll be getting somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1) 275
for dumb team names, see WNBA
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt) 276
The Cincinnati Red Stockings had a great olde-tymey name.
Posted by: Delurker Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ) 277
Professional games...
The "seasons" are getting to the point where they might as well be year-round. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (jehhT) 278
I once went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out. Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2026 08:54 AM (BkMTu) Eh, they're not as good as they once were. "And here comes Shields! Shields says, 'Oh no you don't! I wanna get a little piece of this action!' And Shields wants Snow!" https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (HdYcL) 279
No honey, don't use that water fountain. It's for the other Sox.
Posted by: Chicago mom in the 1950s at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1) 280
Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ) I'm all in as long as it's run the same way as the show. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (gtcuf) 282
The Stanford Cardinal Buy an "S"! Posted by: Delurker They claim they are named for the colour Cardinal, just as Harvard is the Harvard Crimson. And, yes, their mascot is a tree. There's many an asshole in Palo Alto, CA. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (s9VOe) 283
As much as lefties venerate and celebrate the Rainbow, there are no sports teams named the Poofters, Rump Rangers, or Gay Blades.
Posted by: The Great Poof at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (oftw2) 284
Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ) 285
284 Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."
Keep thinking and something might surface. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:09 AM (gtcuf) 286
Eh, they're not as good as they once were. "And here comes Shields! Shields says, 'Oh no you don't! I wanna get a little piece of this action!' And Shields wants Snow!"
https://youtu.be/Nm6L5tCoLyo Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:07 AM (HdYcL) Garth Snow.......they guy the league started enforcing the pad size rule again. He wore shoulder pads that were higher than his ears. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) 287
Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."
Keep thinking and something might surface. Posted by: Delurker *rim shot* Well done. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Limerick lover at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1) 289
Try as I might, I can't think of a pun using "Zamboni."
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ) The San Francisco treat? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) 290
Whatever team has Angel Reese on their roster should execute an immediate renaming to become the _______ Bricklayers. But Angel gets a cut of the sales of the new team jerseys. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (s9VOe) 291
But Angel gets a cut of the sales of the new team jerseys. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:10 AM (s9VOe) She's been traded from Chicago to Atlanta. The cancer spreads. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) 292
>>That's all well and good. While nothing has come from it as of yet, as long as his minions are roaming free in the Government, we're still f*cked.
>>Root THEM out and we'll be getting somewhere. Nothing has come for it yet, but I would keep an eye on Florida which is where the grand jury hearing the evidence of the conspiracy is working. Listen to Comey and Brennan in their appearances on MSNOW or CNN, they sound very rattled lately. The interesting thing about the files in question in the CIA/DNI thing is that they cover MKULTRA and the Kennedy assassination. It's long been rumored that Oswald had ties to the intel community during his time in the Marines in Japan. Japan was one of the location where MKULTRA experiments were done. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m) 293
Of course I paint my face.
Gotta support The Devils!!!! Posted by: Puddy at May 14, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1) 295
Team names today have to be gender neutral, unwarlike, violence free and cater to homosexuals and lesbians.
Colors, Animals, Plants, Insects and Fairy type names are in. Posted by: Tampa Bay Devil Rays at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (mC7bQ) 296
If you'd like to see something both horrifying and hopeful...watch this (it's short): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeIQmZ74K_M Wait till you see the replacement migration to Europe played out in time. Your jaw will drop. Invasion is too weak a word. Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG) 297
Invasion is too weak a word. Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:13 AM (iJfKG)/i] They are attempting genocide. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1) 298
Which reminds me. Saw a story on Insty the other day that someone has set up an actual WKRP radio station in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Bulg I approve of this. And I want to hear about what kind of event they host for Thanksgiving. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:15 AM (BpO1e) 299
And will Lonnie Anderson be there?
Posted by: Hubba hubba at May 14, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1) 300
Going through Dutch's show record, such as it was, for 2015. Doubly depressing. First, because, unknown to us, he was a sick dog as the year went on and it was only later that we learned he had Cushing's, which he died of in September. Second, because we were also showing his sister Carmen, who could not catch a break. Carmen was a normal size girl (28 inches at the shoulder) with a great temperament and beautiful structure and movement. Unfortunately, she was being shown next to the Amazonian behemoth females around here and looked comparatively tiny. And judges can't seem to get through their heads that the odd dog might be the correct dog. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:16 AM (HdYcL) 301
The driver of the ice rink's Zamboni Was a huge fan of Guglielmo Marconi. "I sing a song every day That his invention sends my way, And, yes, that is "Boney Maronie". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (s9VOe) 302
Starmer's health secretary just resigned. Fascinating watching the UK implode.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m) 303
As allah as my witness, I thought homos could fly.
Posted by: The Ayatollah at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1) 304
I had a teacher in High School who was a dull normal. Real, real dumb. He graduated from Stanford and was SO proud of that fact, that he *got a tattoo* of that dumb tree. On his ankle, and he wore shorts and sandals whenever possible to show it off.
Gayest shit ever. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2) 305
Buffalo Bill exploited the Injuns and loved guns.
Gotta hand it to The Buffalo Bills for sticking with it. Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf) 306
Gotta hand it to The Buffalo Bills for sticking with it.
Posted by: Delurker Best barbershop quartet ever. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ) 307
Starmer's health secretary just resigned. Fascinating watching the UK implode.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m) "Fuck Off and Die Original Inhabitants of Britain!!!' was always a dicey national motto. But, they try. Lord knows they try. Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (iJfKG) 308
Tympani?
Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 09:19 AM (+rSJz) 309
Team names today have to be gender neutral, unwarlike, violence free and cater to homosexuals and lesbians. Phoenix Fudge Packers St Paul Stool Shovers Carrollton Carpet Munchers Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (s9VOe) 310
Gayest shit ever. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2) This is related to how I feel about Texas A&M grads that wear their class ring into their 70's. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1) 311
And will Lonnie Anderson be there?
Posted by: Hubba hubba Loni is muerta. Jan Smithers was better looking anyway. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ) 312
>>Whatever team has Angel Reese on their roster should execute an immediate renaming to become the _______ Bricklayers.
I hope they do studies on how the WBNBA completely squandered the huge opportunity for an audience thanks to Caitlyn Clark. They had a generational talent that brought new people to the sport, and then inexplicably sat back and let her get physically attacked every game, trashed in the media by race-hustling players and others, excluded her from the Olympics, etc.. The additional, over-the-top praise and promotion of Angel Reese was the intentional insult to injury. That league can't go belly-up fast enough. Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3) 313
Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9) 314
Bailey > Jennifer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:21 AM (gu0hJ) 315
Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I believe she is, yes. Late 30s. Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ) 316
Phoenix Fudge Packers St Paul Stool Shovers Carrollton Carpet Munchers Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (s9VOe) Peoria Pedos Philadelphia Phisters Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (HdYcL) 317
Hockey is what soccer wishes it could be - fast and exciting. The Avalanche v. Wild playoffs have been intense! It's been hard to root for the Avalanche /two of my favorite USA hockey players on the Wile, Boldy and (Quinn) Hughes.
they are AWESOME! and those paisano twin guys. and the Russian dude I can't remember his name Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (j+aD2) 318
Is AOC legally old enough to be president? Not that we are a country of laws any more, but I ask anyway. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9) If we go by the Biden Example, she's certainly stupid enough. IQ65? All Hail Madame President! Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2026 09:22 AM (iJfKG) 319
>>And judges can't seem to get through their heads that the odd dog might be the correct dog.
A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB. The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square." Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc) 320
Laramie Light Loafers
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ) 321
There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (gu0hJ) 322
>>they are AWESOME! and those paisano twin guys. and the Russian dude I can't remember his name
And Scott Wedgewood, hubba hubba! Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3) 323
That league can't go belly-up fast enough.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3) You've summarized that quite well. The WNBA just signed a new labor agreement where the salaries went exponentially higher and the NBA will lose even MORE money every year dumping it into that garbage. All because of Caitlyn Clark, whom hasn't played a full season because they beat the living shit out of her every game she plays. Not mentioning they have the worst officiating of any sport in the world, including men's beer league softball. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1) 324
A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB. The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square." Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc) A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (HdYcL) 325
Stanford gave him such a good education that he thought the electoral college was a third house of Congress.
I had an economics class in my junior year with this guy, and I made a game out of humiliating him for his ignorance pretty much every day. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2) 326
The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square." So parallelogram or trapezoid are right out? Sad! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (s9VOe) Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (wzUl9) 329
A judge once told my wife that the dog was "too square" to be considered for BOB. The breed standard says the dog should be "square or almost square." Posted by: one hour sober at May 14, 2026 09:23 AM (J4Dwc) Check his Draft Kings! *Clap clap clapclapclap* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1) 330
The Denver Homeless Junkies
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gtcuf) 331
The Global Compact for Safe, Orderly and Regular Migration is a non-binding United Nations framework adopted in 2018
I wonder why muslim migrants aren't sent to muslim countries? After all; they share a faith and a culture. And since the west is so chock full of "islamaphobia" they'd be happier with their own kind. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (BpO1e) 332
@323 Sponge , loved the guys last year who bet Angel Reese would miss her first shot every game. They won some good coin
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ) 333
There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove ___________ If that's the standard, then you're going to have problems with a whole lot of team names. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (XvL8K) 334
Stanford gave him such a good education that he thought the electoral college was a third house of Congress. I had an economics class in my junior year with this guy, and I made a game out of humiliating him for his ignorance pretty much every day. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Shoulda told him that, "No, the electoral college is a school of higher education set aside specifically for Electrical Engineers." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:26 AM (s9VOe) 335
There was a Buffalo Bills team in the old AAFC. Their name the first year was the Buffalo Bisons. Made no sense because there were never bison in Buffalo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove Then why was the city of Buffalo named for them? Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ) 336
>>If that's the standard, then you're going to have problems with a whole lot of team names.
I've been assured there are no actual giants in NYC. Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m) 337
>>A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite.
Win too much?? Too much fun, what's that mean? It's like too much money, there's no such thing It's like a girl too pretty with too much class Being too lucky, a car too fast No matter what they say, I've done But I ain't never had too much fun. . . Posted by: Daryle Singletary at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (X8xt3) 338
Bison Brands is based in West Seneca, near Buffalo. MIght have been where "Bisons" came from?
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf) 339
The PBGV standard used to say that the dog should be as long as it was tall. The proposal was to change that to "somewhat longer than tall". Her Majesty and I vociferously objected. The change was passes and, predictably, PBGVs started looking like freight trains. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (HdYcL) 340
Sponge , loved the guys last year who bet Angel Reese would miss her first shot every game. They won some good coin
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 14, 2026 09:25 AM (gu0hJ) You always try to give credit to those that change the game. Wilt Chamberlain Tiger Woods....... Reese created her own stat line. The Mebound. Where you miss shots so much, you pad your stats by getting your own rebound and putting it back up only to miss again and get your own rebound. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1) 341
Hadrian the Seventh
I asked Rhoald Hoffman a question when he gave a talk at my University. He really liked my question: "Did you have trouble getting funding after winning the Nobel Prize?" "YES, I DID!!! Great question." I touched a nerve. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ) 342
No lions or tigers in Detroit, outside of the zoo.
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (77rzZ) 343
Bison Brands is based in West Seneca, near Buffalo. MIght have been where "Bisons" came from?
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:27 AM (gtcuf) Big Corporation! BAD!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1) 344
A judge once told Her Majesty, "You win too much," while giving her Best of Opposite. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh She ought to have told that judge that it was up to the others to bring themselves and their dogs up to her standards, rather than for her to lower herself and her dogs to theirs. Of course, to say that likely would have been a kiss of death. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 09:29 AM (s9VOe) 345
The CO baseball team is the Colorado Rockies, which is stupid. If you're on the team, you're a Rockie, I guess.
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (ZxPkt) 346
You don't see too many bears roaming the streets of Boston these days. Other than Barney Frank types.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (viF8m) 347
PBGVs started looking like freight trains.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh That's a shame because I like that breed. Wife and I contemplated them when we were ready for a dog. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (BpO1e) 348
>>Reese created her own stat line. The Mebound. Where you miss shots so much, you pad your stats by getting your own rebound and putting it back up only to miss again and get your own rebound.
LOL!! I forgot about that one!! Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3) 349
Houston - Oilers, Astros, and Rockets. Checks out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (wVcYX) 350
"Buffalo" was a corruption of "Beau Fleuve" but the 'Murkins weren't having that fancy French shit.
Posted by: Delurker at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (gtcuf) 351
Noodus gratia artist
Posted by: Bulg at May 14, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ) 352
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 353
Speaking of bison, I was at the meat store yesterday, and they had bison filet mignon for $59/lb
Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt) 354
I asked Rhoald Hoffman a question when he gave a talk at my University. He really liked my question: "Did you have trouble getting funding after winning the Nobel Prize?" "YES, I DID!!! Great question." I touched a nerve. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ) I once asked a perfectly innocent and very good question at a student seminar. The temperature in the room plummeted to absolute zero. The professor turned and glared at me. Turns out the professor was convinced what I was asking about would work and nobody had been able to make it do son. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 09:31 AM (HdYcL) 355
He continued on to argue that “Republicans are stronger when the Democrat Party is vibrant and viable.”
------------ This is practically a confession. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 09:38 AM (ZLe8E) 356
Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.
Yeah, Philly & the collar counties are a mess. A solid trade union town, leaning ever more socialist - or maybe Marxist is more to the point. As of May 2026, Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker signed a landmark "ICE Out" package of legislation significantly restricting how U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operates in the city. The laws limit local collaboration, prevent city data sharing on citizenship, and restrict ICE access to city-owned properties. Further, it's probably impossible any 'democratic' candidates in the Philly suburbs are not running on 'ICE Out' and - like Graham Platner - being 'everyman' with connected family. But back to Rabb: He has introduced legislation in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives to study the feasibility and benefits of transitioning state workers to a four-day, 32-hour workweek. As a progressive candidate for the U.S. Congress, he has actively advocated for federally securing a 32-hour workweek without a reduction in pay. He connects reduced work hours directly to labor rights, advocating for the PRO Act, federal jobs guarantees, and a Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 09:51 AM (NFX2v) 357
living wage for all working-class communities.
He has compared this shift to the labor movement of a century ago, when activists fought to reduce the standard 60-hour, six-day workweek. --- >Democratic Socialists of America DSA Members Only — Join hundreds of DSA members from across the country tomorrow, 5/12 at 8 PM ET, for a special call with Philly DSA member and endorsed congressional candidate Chris Rabb! In this Campaign Confidential, Chris Rabb will discuss what it means to bring our working class-first politics from Philly to DC! -- On April 30th, Hasan Piker visited Philadelphia to campaign for State Rep. Chris Rabb, who is running for Congress in Pennsylvania's 3rd District. Piker's visit included a canvass kick-off rally at Malcolm X Memorial Park in West Philadelphia and a grassroots fundraiser at Renata's Kitchen. The duo also collaborated on a two-hour livestream to boost Rabb's campaign ahead of the May 19 primary. -- But look at the other candidates, too: Philly Voice, 'Here are the candidates who are running to replace Rep. Dwight Evan in Congress' (It's a very kind article. As usual, to live here is to understand things just a bit differently. 😭 ) Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 09:51 AM (NFX2v) 358
Middleton Paxton are my choices. Chip Roy is the same kind of back stabbing POS as Big John Cornholio. I will never vote for Cornholio again. May piss be upon him for eternity.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 14, 2026 09:51 AM (JNTt1) 359
A Biden creation & a nepo baby that people only half kid the family runs the Philly International Airport.
As one commenter to the article wrote: Ethical Dilemma: A situation where a person is forced to choose between conflicting, equally undesirable alternatives. --- A great deal of this in-state nonsense has stemmed from the state's gubernatorial policies, especially Wolf's and now to "The Operator, Josh Shapiro has spent his life preparing to lead an America that might no longer exist" The Atlantic, Dec. 2025 Progressive municipal policies with a focus on statewide law and order, the latter when it comes to the protection of themselves and all that is theirs. For this is the way of the blue states. It can be yours, too. 🙏 PDT and cabinet members in their travels. Thanks Ace and the COBs in particular for yesterday's threads. There were some very tough ones to read and remember. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 14, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v) 360
In the Philadelphia ads, Rabb mentions "Gaza genocide"
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2026 10:07 AM (RHGPo) 361
Mamdani Brags He Eliminated NYC’s $12 Billion Budget Deficit, But Then a New York Outlet Dug Into the Numbers
“This budget plan is as real as Kim Kardashian’s lips.” Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2026 10:15 AM (RHGPo) 362
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Team names today have to be gender neutral, unwarlike, violence free and cater to homosexuals and lesbians. Phoenix Fudge Packers St Paul Stool Shovers Carrollton Carpet Munchers Cincinnati Slug trails Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 14, 2026 10:17 AM (JNTt1) Daily Tech News 14 May 2026Top Story
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Musical Interlude Disclaimer: Do you have any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) 2
Cool today, warmer 60s tomorrow, then Summer arrives for the week finally
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0) 3
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2026 04:39 AM (sAmhv) 4
Guten morgen, horde.
Posted by: clarence at May 14, 2026 04:40 AM (cSctv) 5
2: the PGA Championship is in your neck of the woods, Skip.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2026 04:45 AM (sAmhv) 6
Because they're holding it wrong.
Steve Jobs accomplished so much for so long, and now... ...he's known mostly for one ill-advised remark to a customer in an email. ...and black mock turtlenecks. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 04:45 AM (6ydKt) 7
And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. 1 John 5:11
Posted by: kingsman at May 14, 2026 04:53 AM (ehY6c) 8
BOING!
Back from ascending the Temple Mount. I would have gone tomorrow, Jerusalem Day (anniversary of the liberation of Jerusalem in the Six Day War), but the Mount is closed to all but Muslims and non-Jewish tourists every Friday. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 04:57 AM (RkR9o) 9
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 14, 2026 05:02 AM (Hbeqj) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 05:03 AM (RkR9o) 11
Drove through it othrr day on way home, not any crowds yet but traffic was getting set up to do so. A car got within a cones and decided to get out and almost hit me.
I won't don't go that way anymore Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 05:08 AM (Ia/+0) 12
About the Samsung problem: the union has proposed a gambit. The best way to deal with a gambit is to refute it. Samsung has a number of ways to tell the union to get stuffed.
At one time, I was a union official. Union members do not like to strike if the company can say "Go ahead and strike" and mean it. If a strike will cause x amount of loss, then the company just has to assess how much it will cost to terminate the contract. If the company loses less by terminating, the union is screwed and out. Posted by: clarence at May 14, 2026 05:09 AM (cSctv) 13
Between Humpday and TGIF you gotta come up with something else. Tacos are always good but that's Tuesday.
How about Throuple Thursday? Call up your girlfriend and have her bring a lady friend? Before the weekend, and nobody needs to know. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 05:15 AM (D1E+2) 14
Whoa! There were 18 guys in the Glen Miller traveling band. How could they make any money? Maybe living was cheap in the early forties.
Great music! Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 05:16 AM (nDUWj) 15
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2026 05:18 AM (8iYDv) 16
Mr. Prosser:
Mr. Dent! Arthur Dent: Hello, yes! Mr. Prosser: Have you any idea of how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you? Arthur Dent: How much? Mr. Prosser: None at all. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 05:20 AM (6ydKt) 17
Look to the Lord and his strength; seek his face always. - 1 Chronicles 16:11 (NIV)
Posted by: So tell me... at May 14, 2026 05:22 AM (Nx5jP) 18
Did get a new Garmin, had a love H8 with old but guess good out weight the bad. The new version is bad in its Fastest way, witch it loves highways that might go 10 miles out of the closer road, or nothing. Googling iit seems a short route might be installed changing settings
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 05:23 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:23 AM (Nx5jP) 20
Teens in Florida stop to help man with a flat tire. Then they realize he's having a heart attack and get help:
https://tinyurl.com/3ep9wcp7 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:27 AM (Nx5jP) 21
Rudy Giuliani reveals he had a significant spiritual experience while in a coma. From "NY Post":
https://tinyurl.com/2x2ebk3c Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:30 AM (Nx5jP) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 05:36 AM (D1E+2) 23
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 14, 2026 05:36 AM (D1E+2)
Well, hopefully it will have a significant healing and recover. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:38 AM (ix8EF) Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 14, 2026 05:39 AM (ITs37) 25
People don’t understand that unions are contract temp agencies. Their management is as corporate sleaze as any other.
Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 05:40 AM (/Chlc) 26
I think shoe-horning in LLMs into a structure that wasn't built for them could be considered ill-considered.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 14, 2026 05:41 AM (ITs37) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:41 AM (ix8EF) 28
Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers
Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 05:41 AM (/Chlc) 29
G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 05:43 AM (VyBeY) 30
That BitLocker decryption back-door is quite something. There are people I know who had BitLocker's "Give us the big hidden key to access your drives" screen pop up on them and lock them out of their already encrypted drives.
"Key? WHAT key?!" (Because during Installation, Microsoft never explicitly informed people that an encryption key was being created, or that their drives were being encrypted by default.) Oh, the key is on my Microsoft account? I don't remember how to log into that manually, I created that thing years ago and the machine just uses it! Can I recover it? I need access to the email I created that with? Okay, let me just log into my old college email ... Oh. Blast. It's been shut down. Let me call Microsoft... "What do you mean there's nothing you can do for me?!" So people did the only sensible thing. They accepted the data loss, reformatted the drive, re-installed and moved on. It's akin to "The house burned down, we lost everything." Now this simple backdoor comes out. You thought people hated Microsoft before... I'm not sure "with the heat of a thousand suns" will be enough to describe the hate they're going to get now. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 05:45 AM (O7YUW) 31
"Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers"
The somewhat odd thing is that the multi-blade shavers are supposed to be used following the hairs versus against them, which isn't what you'd do with a single blade. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 14, 2026 05:46 AM (ITs37) 32
And "Faithpot" had this encouraging thought in the article about the dancing hairless dog and his owner playing the accordion:
"As we face the stresses of life, let’s remember to find joy in the little things." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:49 AM (rZCVI) 33
I went to bed when there was about 3:45 left in the third period of the Avs-Wild game and the Wild up 3-1. Big, big mistake. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 05:49 AM (HdYcL) 34
Evenin' and mornin', late toilers and early risers! 'Tis Thor's Day; just one more to get through until Friday, the Consummation Devoutly to be Wished.
Movies! has The Detective on from 1968, the Sinatra film based on the first of Roderick Thorp's novels about war hero/former cop/private eye Joe Leland. The second novel became . . . Die Hard! And I just spotted a cool coincidence. In the film is character actor Lloyd Bochner -- you know him from the "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone. His son Hart was in Die Hard twenty years later. The Detective has a rather unflattering portrait of the gay lifestyle -- and probably a more realistic one than the modern "tolerant" view. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 05:51 AM (wzUl9) 35
he's known mostly for one ill-advised remark to a customer in an email
What did Steve Jobs say? As far as billionaire techies, I prefer him to Bill Gates., who like some evil Bond villain IMO, but maybe I don't know about the utter narcissistic things and sociopath things Steve Jobs may have done. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:53 AM (rZCVI) 36
Today is Ascension Thursday. The Obligation is transferred to Sunday, but I may as well do the right thing for once in my miserable life and go to Mass. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 05:53 AM (HdYcL) 37
Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers"
The somewhat odd thing is that the multi-blade shavers are supposed to be used following the hairs versus against them, which isn't what you'd do with a single blade. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 14, 2026 *** I tried the multi-blade horrors, and nearly always nicked myself. The old-fashioned double-edge blade safety razor is far superior. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9) 38
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 05:53 AM (HdYcL)
Stop that. Don't make me come over there😉 You've done quite a number of good things in your life and God and others and the dogs know! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:55 AM (rZCVI) 39
Never knew that.
I shave mostly down and then go back at odd angles for clean up irregardless of shaver type. Posted by: Accomack at May 14, 2026 05:56 AM (8jVAy) 40
Rev. Wishbone, I have to thank you for a compliment you delivered a couple of days ago on the Tech Thread. You said I should be a life coach for retired people, as I apparently have solved the problem of creating a daily routine for myself now that I am no longer working.
The truth, however, is that I am doing a lot of the same necessary but dull stuff I did during the working years when I had a day off: working out, hitting the grocery store, washing the car, taking a nap, etc. I want to shake up the routine, and I hope I will after I buy my house and move. Though I suspect that -- aside from house cleaning and upkeep -- I'll wind up doing a lot of the same stuff! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:00 AM (wzUl9) 41
mornin yall. Bitlocker is a scourge and I hates it. Stupid MS giving us stuff we don't need and making our lives more difficult.
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 06:02 AM (vFG9F) 42
What did Steve Jobs say?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 05:53 AM (rZCVI) When, I believe, the iPhone 4 came out, it had two sets of thin metal bands on the top and bottom sides of the phone, which were the antennas for cellphone/wifi reception. When people held the phone in a natural way their fingers/hands would block the antennas. When a customer emailed him (Jobs actually answered customer's emails personally on occasion) and told him she was getting bad reception on her iPhone, Jobs infamously replied: " "Non issue. Just avoid holding it in that way." Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:03 AM (6ydKt) 43
"Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers"
That's all I have ever used, except for trying the even cheaper Dollar General ones. Don't do that. Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 06:05 AM (vFG9F) 44
I can't wait to get out of the IT business. One day Bitlocker or some megavirus will bite one of my clients bad and I don't want to be around for it.
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 06:07 AM (vFG9F) 45
"Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers"
That's all I have ever used, except for trying the even cheaper Dollar General ones. Don't do that. Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 *** In 2012, bugging out for a hurricane, I forgot to pack my electric shaver. At the Target in Jackson, MS, I bought a bag of the disposable Bic razors and a can of Barbasol. Got the best shaves I'd had in years. When I got back I started researching and dived into the world of new and vintage double-edge safety razors, and am still with it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9) 46
“ give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”
1 Thessalonians 5:18 Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2026 06:10 AM (++1kQ) 47
I had to contact our oil company yesterday. I have to give credit to the nice and helpful woman who is the customer service rep, She was patient and efficient. I think of having to deal with angry and rude people frequently during the day ( we weren't) and it must not be the easiest way to spend your working day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 06:11 AM (lQ+/f) 48
I mentioned this on the ONT. Today I have two live video tours of houses in Terre Haute, IN. One is more expensive than I really want to spend but has had everything done; the other is better priced. The third, the one I really like, has been for sale for almost six months. Unless there is some major issue -- aside from getting that carpet out of the master bedroom and hanging some closet doors -- it looks to suit me quite well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9) 49
I shave myself while taking a shower using a quite ordinary razor and quite ordinary soap. Haven't nicked myself since adopting this method and I get a perfectly fine shave. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 06:11 AM (HdYcL) 50
“ While he was blessing them, he left them and was taken up into heaven. Then they worshiped him and returned to Jerusalem with great joy. And they stayed continually at the temple, praising God.”
Luke 24:51-53 Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2026 06:12 AM (++1kQ) 51
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:03 AM (6ydKt
I think that was good of him to occasionally answer e-mails and that seems a rather tame response. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 06:14 AM (rZCVI) 52
With last night's gallery of pitch ads, I could not help but wonder why these days' online pitch ads did not make the play list. To wit: stuck poop, microglia, hair restoring shampoo, that bespectacled nutrition pest, the thing that'll cause you to gasp, that thing that'll surprise you, and that thing that'll change everything (except adult diapers). A veritable World of Wonders that we inhabit! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 06:18 AM (s9VOe) 53
I use Shick Xtreme three-blade razors.
I used Gillette for a decade or two before they decided to go woke and insult me, so I switched, and never went back. Schick are less expensive and there's no replacement blades to buy on these. You just chuck them out when they're dull. Electric razors never give me a close enough shave. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:19 AM (6ydKt) 54
*picks up telephone*
"Hello Heaven, can you have some angels visit Pope Leo and give him a chat? He seems to have lost his way." Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:21 AM (2GVsD) 55
I think that was good of him to occasionally answer e-mails and that seems a rather tame response.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 06:14 AM (rZCVI) Yes, you'd think he'd be too busy to answer emails from random customers, but he did. His reply wasn't insulting to her or anything, but it became a sort of viral meme when she posted the email somewhere on the net. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:21 AM (6ydKt) 56
Jobs' reply wasn't insulting. It was tone-deaf.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 06:25 AM (RkR9o) 57
"Single blade disposable Bic shavers are as good as any of the specious multi blade shavers" That's all I have ever used, except for trying the even cheaper Dollar General ones. Don't do that. Posted by: fd My college roommate and very good friend dropped this on another (summer term) roommate and, too, a very good friend, who was waxing lyrical about his close shave: You used a double bladed razor and you're only half a man, so you had four times more blades than you actually needed! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 06:25 AM (s9VOe) 58
You know the whole story with Tulsi Gabbard? This is exactly what I thought it is:
https://tinyurl.com/4uthwarc Years of experience have given me a better intuition for detecting fake news. I'm still far from perfect but no longer the super sucker I used to be. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 06:29 AM (RkR9o) 59
"Hello Heaven, can you have some angels visit Pope Leo and give him a chat? He seems to have lost his way." Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:21 AM (2GVsD) This is bad enough optics without making it worse than it really is. The award in question is a routine one regularly given to diplomats to the Holy See. So it's not like Leo was rewarding this thug specially, but it still doesn't look good. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 06:30 AM (HdYcL) 60
I actually enjoy shaving since discovering that a two days' beard provides a better shave, and learning to use a brush to whip up and apply the soap or cream. Now and then I use Barbasol foam for a "Fifties shave," but the stuff tends to dry out my face for some reason. Possibly the chemicals in it from the aerosol can. If I mix a bit of Barbasol in with another cream or soap, it works much better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9) 61
Lifeline Children’s Services, which provides specialized foster care for victims of sex trafficking, reached a $120,000 settlement with Franklin County, Ohio after officials barred the organization from receiving government funding solely because it hires employees who share its Christian beliefs.
Nature is healing. But I would be happier to read that the people who worked for that county and were responsible for this mess be forced to open a "Will Work For Food" franchise on a street corner. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 06:31 AM (BpO1e) 62
Now and then I use Barbasol foam for a "Fifties shave," but the stuff tends to dry out my face for some reason. Possibly the chemicals in it from the aerosol can. If I mix a bit of Barbasol in with another cream or soap, it works much better. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9) There's a player for the Vegas Golden Knights named Ivan Barbashev. Quite the shaving-cream name. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 06:34 AM (HdYcL) 63
30 degrees, frost on the windshields.
one of these days we will plant the garden, lol really hilarious the lengths the panicky demonrats are going to, to try to take down Spencer Pratt, who increasingly looks like the next mayor of los angeles. also lol. even more hilarious are some of the Spencer Pratt campaign videos, particularly the "unauthorized" ones made by independent artists not connected with the campaign organization. I commend them to the Horde's attention. (sorry, no links) Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 06:37 AM (VyBeY) 64
56 Jobs' reply wasn't insulting. It was tone-deaf.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 06:25 AM (RkR9o) I have to imagine he was just tired of hearing about this design flaw in an iPhone that he didn't want to admit was a design flaw. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:37 AM (6ydKt) 65
Hadrian, in other words he should have punted it down the road 'until things settled down.' Instead, he decided to make a statement.
But Pope Pius XII, literally surrounded by Fascist Italian and Nazi soldiers, didn't do enough according to the same Leftists who love Poope Leo. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:38 AM (2GVsD) 66
@44/fd: "I can't wait to get out of the IT business. One day Bitlocker or some megavirus will bite one of my clients bad and I don't want to be around for it."
I'm out of IT professionally. I don't miss it a bit. May you find your escape moment as well. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 06:39 AM (O7YUW) 67
What did Steve Jobs say? As far as billionaire techies, I prefer him to Bill Gates., who like some evil Bond villain IMO, but maybe I don't know about the utter narcissistic things and sociopath things Steve Jobs may have done. Posted by: FenelonSpoke We have nothing of recent vintage to judge Jobs by (his Atlantic magazine-owning wife is another story). Gates outed himself as an insufferable know-it-all with sufficient funding to put into practice several of his megalomaniacal ideas whether the rest of us on this planet like it or not (seeding clouds and fake meat are but two of them). It took him being outed as a toady of Jeffrey Epstein to tamp down his ill-informed bleating, but still there remain many who hang on every idiotic word that that ass vomits into the maw of the Internet. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 06:40 AM (s9VOe) 68
Norelco electric, since puberty, like my father before me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 06:41 AM (VyBeY) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 06:41 AM (RkR9o) 70
I have to imagine he was just tired of hearing about this design flaw in an iPhone that he didn't want to admit was a design flaw.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 14, 2026 06:37 AM (6ydKt) - You're thing of an iWad. "It's working as designed." Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 06:43 AM (RkR9o) 71
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 06:31 AM (BpO1e)
You are far too kind. I want them in stocks in a public place so they can be mocked and beaten by their victims. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2026 06:44 AM (iERP6) 72
"Actor Pedro Pascal kissed left-wing CBS late-night host Stephen Colbert on the lips and called himself “an actress” while promoting Disney’s The Mandalorian and Grogu on Tuesday."
I hope they choke on each other's dicks. Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 06:47 AM (vFG9F) 73
Norelco electric, since puberty, like my father before me.
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 *** My first shaver at fifteen was a Norelco rotary. I used several of them for many years, switched to a Braun and cut myself -- really; a bit of the foil head broke off and scratched me -- went back to Norelco, and then discovered what a close shave a double-edged razor gives me. And there is a sense of accomplishment in wielding a sharp sharp implement and *not* cutting yourself. Like doing your own oil changes and not spilling the oil or not forgetting to put the drain bolt back on. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:48 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 06:49 AM (O7YUW) 75
Hope Pedro Pascal and Stephen Colbert gave each other pink-eye.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:49 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:50 AM (2GVsD) 77
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at May 14, 2026 06:51 AM (2Ez/1) 78
Now that I have more time, I've often thought of learning how to shave with a straight razor. But the entire process, including choosing a razor, seems daunting. And the technique, including honing it, will take a bit of time to learn -- and no doubt I'll carve my personal face up while I'm learning. Don't need that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9) 79
Don't know what it is about tech barons that makes them think they're outside normal morality. 250 years ago, they'd be characters in a novel by the Marquis de Sade. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 06:52 AM (HdYcL) 80
Almost time to feed the furry thugs. I've had my own chow and my morning pipe; shave and shower is next. My first live video tour is at 8:30, so I have lots of time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9) 81
I want them in stocks in a public place so they can be mocked and beaten by their victims.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo An excellent answer. What is especially infuriating is that this organization specializes in fostering trafficked children. But the county said "Eww! They're Christian! That's not acceptable!" Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 06:53 AM (BpO1e) 82
Don't know what it is about tech barons that makes them think they're outside normal morality. 250 years ago, they'd be characters in a novel by the Marquis de Sade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 *** Seventy years ago, they'd have been the models for a James Bond villain. Sir Hugo Drax was a kind of tech baron -- rocketry tech, rather than computers, and he didn't develop the Moonraker himself. But he was from the same mold. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 06:55 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:56 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2026 06:57 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2026 06:58 AM (u82oZ) 86
@TMZ
Would you consider Spencer Pratt's campaign ad misleading now that it's revealed that he lives in one of LA's premier hotels rather than the trailer on his lot? 🤔 Yes, tell the truth! 6.5% No, his house is gone! 93.5% hahahahaha Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 06:59 AM (/+uur) 87
Every morning when she's on the road, I call Her Majesty at 7:00 AM sharp, her time. This week, because it's our National and she's rooming with The Big Dummy's Ohio mom, I limit myself to saying everything is fine here. Anything more would be superfluous. I seem to suffer from the disorder of either 1) not saying anything or 2) talking too much. The first, in any case, is preferable. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2026 07:02 AM (HdYcL) 88
this is great wisdom, H7!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY) 89
They always told me Thursday was the "second hump day." That didn't help too much.
Posted by: Chris at May 14, 2026 07:06 AM (qbQ6d) 90
Clever IT people I need your help.
After some errands yesterday I logged on to AOShq and kept getting an error message to change my time and time zone which has never happened before. I just logged on and it happened again. Do I have a virus doing this? Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 07:07 AM (O8Thy) 91
I did something yesterday that AI will never be able to do. Guess what? EVERYTHING is not on the internet.
Posted by: fd at May 14, 2026 07:08 AM (vFG9F) 92
Speaking of Big Dummy's.........I turned on a show called Wild Babies this morning for the dogs to watch. It's a wildlife show that my golden retriever finds fascinating. She was watching intently when a hyena tried to swipe a baby seal. She was very concerned and wouldn't stop growling and barking. Kinda cute to watch. Spoiler.....the hyena didn't get the seal.
Posted by: Mollly k. at May 14, 2026 07:10 AM (j/yko) 93
baby seal escaped, with the help of your golden! good dog!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:11 AM (VyBeY) 94
I read that Karen "Big-Mouthed Billy" Bass has the sadz and the scaredz because the superb campaign ad in which she appears as The Joker has her character getting pelted in the face repeatedly by tomatoes. It is traumatic for her since the red tomato parts resemble blood and the act of them having been thrown at her is terroristic murder. Frantically playing her victim cards, she is. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 07:13 AM (s9VOe) 95
From the overnight: My argument on MKUltra has been that about the time they found the sort of mind control they were researching was impossible … 18-1
For something that we are told doesn’t work .. they spent 30+ years with it. “We’re very sorry, and we won’t do it again”. Watch what they do, not what they say. “It doesn’t work” is exactly what they would want people to think. It’s all part and parcel of the same. Manipulation of attitudes and beliefs, I think we’ve all seen enough evidence of wind-up toys over the years. Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 07:15 AM (vxZFu) 96
Back in the day Milk of Fragnesia was a mild chewable laxative in pill form that felt like you were eating chalk.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 07:15 AM (2Ez/1) 97
Karen Bassura
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:15 AM (VyBeY) 98
After some errands yesterday I logged on to AOShq and kept getting an error message to change my time and time zone which has never happened before.
Check your time settings on the computer. Go to settings and enter "date and time" if it's wrong. There is an option to manually change it or you can sync it to a time server. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:15 AM (BpO1e) 99
Necco Wafers are still on the market for those who have an urge to chew on chalk. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 14, 2026 07:17 AM (s9VOe) 100
100!
Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:18 AM (BpO1e) 101
Check your time settings on the computer. Go to settings and enter "date and time" if it's wrong. There is an option to manually change it or you can sync it to a time server.
Posted by: NR Pax Thank you. Yes I did that yesterday and noticed the option for time and zone settings were set to manual so I set them to automatic. Again this morning I was back in good old Serbia. I've changed the zone setting back to manual. Maybe that will do it. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 07:18 AM (O8Thy) 102
Straight razors work OK on the straightaways, but can be a little tricky around the chin.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 07:19 AM (vxZFu) 103
Straight razors work OK on the straightaways, but can be a little tricky around the chin.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 14, 2026 *** Well, I have a "Commander Riker" style beard, so the chin is not an issue -- and less real estate to shave. But I suspect the throat would present some problems. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 14, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9) 104
Again this morning I was back in good old Serbia. I've changed the zone setting back to manual. Maybe that will do it.
Posted by: Blutarski, ===== Is your clock radio playing "i got you babe?" Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 14, 2026 07:22 AM (gpQ8/) 105
Again this morning I was back in good old Serbia.
Hey, you can adapt to the weather and you probably don't have a lot of neighbors bothering you. Posted by: NR Pax at May 14, 2026 07:23 AM (BpO1e) 106
Is your clock radio playing "i got you babe?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee When I pulled my pants on this morning, I heard the laptop say "Svim vear! Veddy nice!" It's weird. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 07:24 AM (O8Thy) 107
Wow. Lots of talent in that video. Might have to look up the credits.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 14, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 14, 2026 07:30 AM (O8Thy) 109
There was a guy at the local convenience store was all dressed up in a three piece black suit and a tie. I told him he liked he looked very sharp and he said "I'm head of security at Bloomberg " I didn't know they required security to dress up, but the "security" bit reminded me of the wonderful Englishman who worked at one of the twin towers who helped so many out and was singing "Men of Harlech" and died while going up to get others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:30 AM (looXz) 110
A chance seen too late
A small stroke of fate By a crystal clear lake All or nothing at stake The world spins in time History speaks in rhyme fin Posted by: clarence at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (cSctv) 111
JJS Posted by: r hennigantx at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur) 112
And I saw a goldfinch while I was out walking/ the first goldfinch of the season.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2026 07:32 AM (Nx5jP) 113
Rick Rescorla, honor to the memory of the brave!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 14, 2026 07:33 AM (VyBeY) 114
J.J. Runway 090.
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Hello all!
Posted by: Caf at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (qS/Xm) 6
Good evening morons en bedankt Dino
===== This is a Tucker, Candace and Megyn free zone. Please. ===== M'kay. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX) 7
Did the guy who thought he lost his couch gun still have his shower gun?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (qx7Zg) 8
I went for a ride on Ron Popeil's boat once. I wish there was a story to tell but there isn't.
I did notice the distinct absence of Pocket Fishermen onboard. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W) 9
Damn right the bar is open. I just cracked open a new bottle of JD.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9) 10
Kaboom - A tile, grout, and bathroom cleaner
Thereby explaining why it was such a poorly received breakfast cereal. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (u82oZ) 12
how bout nick fuentes ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at May 13, 2026 10:16 PM (van9r) 13
Howdy, T-Rex!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at May 13, 2026 10:16 PM (6lIrI) 14
I find infomercials captivating.
"But wait, there's more!" "Buy One, Get One Free! Just pay additional shipping and handling." Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX) 15
I just cracked open a new bottle of JD.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (snZF9) Don't look up "cracked open" on urban dictionary. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 10:17 PM (ExV1e) 16
And what of the Flowbee?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:17 PM (ndZc7) 17
The Snuggie. Someone watched their kindergartener put a bathrobe on backwards and said "That's it! I'm a millionaire!"
Also hilarious to a tiny part of the upper Midwest where a "snuggie" was what kids called a "wedgie." Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov) 18
Space Patrol used to advertise Wheat Chex and Rice Chex, they would have Military Test pilots from Muroc and such talk about “staying in good condition” and being sure to eat Wheat Chex and Rice Chex, too.
I think that sort of direct advertising approach was frowned upon at some point. They had a lot of Swag, too. Flashlights and Neato stuff. Being a little kid in 1950s U.S.A. must have been pretty cool. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 10:18 PM (HhTfM) 19
Mike Rowe is fucking awesome. He makes me proud to share his first name. A credit to us who are Mike.
Mike and Bob are two names that make folks say, I can trust this guy. Posted by: Pugsly Jameson Mahonowitz at May 13, 2026 10:19 PM (0aYVJ) 20
Apologies for the delay. Technical difficulties. Short arms and a small brain slowed the diagnosis and eventual solution. Enjoy the ONT!
Posted by: TRex - pitchman dino at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (Gk7QD) At least you reached the launch button and ... Kaboom! An ONT! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 10:19 PM (qx7Zg) 21
There's one song perfectly suited for this ONT, by the late, truly great Steve Goodman.
https://youtu.be/djv53DDUapQ Posted by: mindful webworker - rude but not abusive at May 13, 2026 10:20 PM (Cfy2X) 22
I refresh for 5 minutes, and nothing, so I give trying to be first.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 13, 2026 10:20 PM (Xqite) 23
Space Patrol used to advertise Wheat Chex and Rice Chex, they would have Military Test pilots from Muroc and such talk about “staying in good condition” and being sure to eat Wheat Chex and Rice Chex, too. ___________ Unfortunately, you'd get the same nutritional value from eating shredded newspaper as from breakfast cereal. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:21 PM (HdYcL) 24
Julienned I think refers to long square columns of the thing. Like potatoes. Like Steak and shake fries. Or honestly, most fast food fries. Certainly mcdonalds.
Thanks for the ont. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s) 25
That's Mount Calvary
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (Cqx++) 26
Maybe it's just me, but I found this earlier comment from The Odyssey thread to be one of the funniest comments I've read in a long time:
232 Things Ellen Page/Achilles couldn't do: Lift a shield Use a spear Have PIV with Briseis Have PIB with Patroclus. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (BWL9y) 27
I refresh for 5 minutes, and nothing, so I give trying to be first.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 13, 2026 10:20 PM (Xqite) Do not try to be first, Grasshopper. When you are ready, it will happen. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (ExV1e) 28
The footage of Trump's visit to Beijing is interesting, but I don't particularly care for hearing Fox News sucking China's d**k.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (lHPJf) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (HdYcL) 30
Pittsburgh scanner does not disappoint. It also shows why aliens will never visit us. We're not even worth a bathroom stop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (snZF9) 31
I learned how to julienne an onion for French onion soup once. I couldn't do it today to save my miserable life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (JkO4W) 32
Thanks for an inventive and informative ONT, T Rex!
Love the Pittsburgh scanner. Those crazy folks bring pep to ordinary lives! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (D/6p1) 33
Wow! That's terrific bass!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (YtM2U) 34
Evening all, thx TRex.
Used to get a chuckle out of the Popeil pocket fisherman. For those people to lazy to have a real fishing pole Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (gu0hJ) 35
I would actually watch Buck Henderson, Union-Buster!.
Posted by: gKWVE always thought Groening sucked at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE) 36
Gallagher was funny. Nice ONT, TRex! Thanks.
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re) 37
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv) 38
I refresh for 5 minutes, and nothing, so I give trying to be first.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 13, 2026 10:20 PM (Xqite) Do not try to be first, Grasshopper. When you are ready, it will happen. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (ExV1e) Yeah, it's as much luck as anything. Sidebar is the real prize. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s) 39
Mercury's superior conjunction is tomorrow, and here's some SOHO images showing the little booger diving into the Sun: https://is.gd/T2Cfd6 Note how fast it's moving. It just so happens that this occurs close to perihelion (May 1 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb) 40
Pittsburgh scanner does not disappoint. It also shows why aliens will never visit us. We're not even worth a bathroom stop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:22 PM (snZF9) ---- *** Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky has entered the chat *** Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 10:25 PM (gnNyN) 41
Gallagher. the GWAR of comedy
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE) 42
Slider Station sounds good.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 10:26 PM (Cqx++) 43
Melania Trump had stuff (and made appearances) on QVC for a short while a whole bunch of years ago.
Sarah, former Duchess of York, also appeared on QVC post-divorce when she was looking for ways to make money. Posted by: Vendette at May 13, 2026 10:26 PM (1ieqq) 44
oh man, Roadside Picnic. Starring the most Russian rednecks Iowa ever produced.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 10:26 PM (gKWVE) 45
Pittsburgh Scanner
Strip District. 1931 Smallman Street - Novo Asian Food Hall. Caller says the employee from Kungfu Chicken is beating someone up. Not sure what caller expected. Dude stole the punchline! You can't be the setup man and the funny guy! That's not how this works! Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov) 46
Sarah, former Duchess of York, also appeared on QVC post-divorce when she was looking for ways to make money.
--------- I remember. The truckstop gig didn't pan out and she was desperate. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (JkO4W) 47
The spawn got promoted to Aide de Camp in JROTC tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV) 48
Apologies for the delay. Technical difficulties. Short arms and a small brain slowed the diagnosis and eventual solution. Enjoy the ONT!
Posted by: TRex - pitchman dino at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (Gk7QD) --- Sounds like you could use the Dino Arm Extenders (patent pending), just perfect for the busy TRex on the go! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (gnNyN) 49
I made a nood pun, then nooded for real. It kept me entertained while waiting. I promise not to do it again, ever, till I forget having done it. So, next Tuesday.
Girthy tonight, mercy buck ups! Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (Zgji7) 50
From Wikipedia:
Julienne, allumette, or French cut is a culinary knife cut in which the food item is cut into long thin strips, similar to matchsticks. Common items to be julienned are carrots for carrots julienne, celery for céléris remoulade, potatoes for julienne fries, or cucumbers for naengmyeon. Trimming the ends of the vegetable and the edges to make four straight sides makes it easier to produce a uniform cut. A uniform size and shape ensures that each piece cooks evenly and at the same rate.… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (ZVgZ4) 51
Evening all, thx TRex.
Used to get a chuckle out of the Popeil pocket fisherman. For those people to lazy to have a real fishing pole Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 10:23 PM (gu0hJ) I always wondered just who would need one of those. Yeah, going to my office job on the 457th floor of mondo tower in the city and I just have to find a lake somewhere among 180,000 sq acres of pavement to fish. Everybody else who is that serious about fishing would have a real pole and tackle in their car because they're not in the frigging city. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9) 52
The Mike Rowe Katsak is a classic. He did an updated version of this a decade or so ago.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (JkO4W) 54
Yes, I always read the ONT and Pixy's disclaimers. I find them hilarious!
Posted by: pookysgirl has a simple sense of humor at May 13, 2026 10:29 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 10:29 PM (6Uni8) 56
The Pocket Fisherman was actually pretty good, for the price.
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2026 10:30 PM (0e5Te) 57
Sarah, former Duchess of York, also appeared on QVC post-divorce when she was looking for ways to make money. Posted by: Vendette at May 13, 2026 10:26 PM (1ieqq) ______________ You'd think they were among the superwealthy, but most of the royals are comically impecunious. This, coupled with low intelligence and lack of business sense, is how they end up courting people like Epstein and Arab thugs. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:30 PM (HdYcL) 58
everybody likes Kungfu Chicken
*doot de doot de doot-doot doot* all y'all sushi fools gettin' yo ass-kicken Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 10:30 PM (gKWVE) 59
Gallagher was indeed funny, but most folks forget that his name was Rory Barthlomew Gallagher III.
I do like his bit about folks moving across the Rockies. Denver folks looked up and said "Fuck it." Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 13, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ) 60
I need an aide de camp.
I'd settle for a flunkie. Posted by: Cicero We got a factory-refurb toady. That work? Posted by: minions R us at May 13, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov) 61
Kaboom - A tile, grout, and bathroom cleaner
...and a breakfast cereal. Don't forget that. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 13, 2026 10:31 PM (bufu1) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 10:32 PM (Cqx++) 63
Throwing away a couch gun is a nice relief from all those canoe accidents.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 13, 2026 10:32 PM (bufu1) 64
47 The spawn got promoted to Aide de Camp in JROTC tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV) Congrats to your kid! Posted by: moki at May 13, 2026 10:32 PM (wLjpr) 65
I need an aide de camp.
I'd settle for a flunkie. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (JkO4W) A good henchmen would be useful. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (zZu0s) 66
I always enjoyed the commercial for the aerosol can of spray on hair paint for covering bald spots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1) 67
The spawn got promoted to Aide de Camp in JROTC tonight. Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV) ___________ Does he ride on a horse and wear a helmet with a plume? Or am I mixing that up with something else? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (HdYcL) 68
George Foreman walked the streets of Jensen Dr., Houston, looking for fights until he strolled into a boxing gym and it changed his life.
https://youtu.be/iswHPKP5sEU?t=325 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 10:35 PM (rCMWO) 69
... long-form ads were limited because of strict FCC regulations from the 1950s-1960s that capped advertising time per hour and discouraged "program-length commercials" to protect the public from excessive selling.
Somebody should have told them about PBS. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 10:35 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++) 71
I need an aide de camp.
I'd settle for a flunkie. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (JkO4W) Best is, I know a guy *adjusts tie* *pops cuffs* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Still Cranky at May 13, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ) 72
I refresh for 5 minutes, and nothing, so I give trying to be first.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry Likewise. Figure nine minutes was enough. Thought maybe it was Monday when those slacker COBs post late. Went off to fix our beverages for dinner. Still got #2, though. Posted by: mindful webworker - you can be next at May 13, 2026 10:36 PM (Cfy2X) 73
Somebody should have told them about PBS.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 10:35 PM (/lPRQ) -------- Tote bag sales are exempt. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:36 PM (JkO4W) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:37 PM (HdYcL) 75
Does he ride on a horse and wear a helmet with a plume? Or am I mixing that up with something else?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh -- - She and the are no horses, helmets, or plumes. Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:38 PM (VCgbV) 76
There’s a great YT video, comedian takes his Bass guitar to a Bass Tournament. You know, Bass fishing. He gets to playing Bass solos on his boat, pissing off professional Bass fishermen.
“This ain’t no Bass tournament! It’s a Bass tournament!” and the inevitable “You’re in my water”. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 10:39 PM (vxZFu) 77
I have a nephew (by marriage) who’s in the Corps at Texas A & M, and I was amazed to learn that in his senior year, he was appointed Corps Chaplain. He intends to pursue a career as Chaplain in one of the US services. I have only known him as a rather quiet young man, and had no idea he was thinking of this path. Quite impressed!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 10:39 PM (AnnNE) 78
Apologies for the delay. Technical difficulties. Short arms and a small brain slowed the diagnosis and eventual solution. Enjoy the ONT!
Posted by: TRex - pitchman dino at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (Gk7QD) --- Sounds like you could use the Dino Arm Extenders (patent pending), just perfect for the busy TRex on the go! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (gnNyN) TRex is about to go looking for Waldo, to use him as a waldo, or remote arm. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 10:40 PM (qx7Zg) 79
66 I always enjoyed the commercial for the aerosol can of spray on hair paint for covering bald spots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1) Forgot about that one. It was a Ron Popeil product (Ronco). Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 10:41 PM (y171U) 80
Tom Servo,
The spawn is aiming for the Corps at A&M. Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:41 PM (VCgbV) 81
Regarding those garbage kid cereals -
"Dr." John Kellogg was into extreme enemas and colon obsession: He believed most diseases stemmed from a "dirty colon" and "auto-intoxication." The sanitarium had an "enema room" with machines delivering up to 15 quarts (about 14 liters) of water per minute. He pushed for 4+ bowel movements daily, yogurt drinks, and even yogurt enemas. via Grok. Not near as much fun as Jell-o wrestling or Mazzola parties though. Kellogg was way into kink. Like M Gandhi too. Pervs. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:42 PM (Kyh8Y) 82
The footage of Trump's visit to Beijing is interesting, but I don't particularly care for hearing Fox News sucking China's d**k.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 10:22 I was thinking similar. Tho really, it's sad Trump is doing the same. I understand he's just dealing with reality, better than most president's have. Americans better not forget China is not our friend. I'm sure Trump hasn't. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6) 83
79 66 I always enjoyed the commercial for the aerosol can of spray on hair paint for covering bald spots.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1) Forgot about that one. It was a Ron Popeil product (Ronco). ---------- Ron really missed the boat when he didn't call the product Go Flock Yourself. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:43 PM (JkO4W) 84
Looking upon your First, alrighty, and don'care.
Hey, has anyone seen tankdemon tonight? He's late.
Posted by: mindful webworker - he'll have some Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 10:44 PM (Cqx++) 86
Mazel tov Cadet lin-duh!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 10:45 PM (RIvkX) 87
Yogurt enemas? I mean... Just no.
Eating yogurt, fine. Power washing your colon with it seems .... I do not get what it is supposed to do. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:47 PM (zZu0s) 88
Supreme Court Associate Justice William O. Douglas married a 23 year old attorney. When he was 67
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 10:47 PM (vxZFu) 89
Ronco Pocket Fisherman
https://t.ly/wFxjz Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Ron missed the boat on that one. There was a Cleveland late night horror movie show that was hosted by "Big Chuck and Little John" maybe in the 80's. Little John was a midget. One of their skits was a take off of Janitor in a Can with Big Chuck wheeling out a 55 gal drum and Little John popping out of it with a broom. Ron P - similarly, the Pocket Fisherman should have have a little dude pop out of your pocket with a short spinning outfit. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:48 PM (Kyh8Y) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX) 91
You'd think they were among the superwealthy, but most of the royals are comically impecunious. This, coupled with low intelligence and lack of business sense, is how they end up courting people like Epstein and Arab thugs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ========= Entailed estates where the real estate goes with the title and can't in some cases be used as collateral for loans. King/Queen and Prince of Wales have substantial wealth tied to their estate earnings (a big chunk of London for example provides rental earnings to the King/Queen) but a lot of Earls from ancient families with large estates are probably wealthier than the lesser royals like Edward and his clan. Working royals of which the list is shrinking, get official protection paid for by the crown and I think the King gets an allowance from Parliament (or did) to help offset personnel costs to run the palaces. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv) 92
Hey Good Lookin! We’ll be back to pick you up later!
Posted by: Mr Microphone at May 13, 2026 10:50 PM (vxZFu) 93
William O. Douglas married a 23 year old attorney. When he was 67
Her name was Lisa, a cutie with a funny accent. They left Manhattan and moved to the countryside. Posted by: mindful webworker - bought a tractor at May 13, 2026 10:51 PM (Cfy2X) 94
Supreme Court Associate Justice William O. Douglas married a 23 year old attorney. When he was 67
Posted by: Common Tater Sheeeeeeet!! Douglas got nothing on me!! -- James Howard Marshall II, married Anna Nicole Smith in 1994. He was 89; she was 26. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:51 PM (Kyh8Y) Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:52 PM (Kyh8Y) 96
Sometimes revenge is best served hot...
1] Do you feel like doing something? 2) I don't think so, Patti, honey. It's too friggin' hot out. What did ya have in mind? 1) My ex-husband is away with his new gf so I was gonna go over to his place, shut off the AC, and leave a dead possum on his couch. 2) Lemme just change. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 10:53 PM (qx7Zg) 97
He was 89; she was 26.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:51 PM (Kyh8Y) ------ A typical May-Bronze Age romance. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:53 PM (JkO4W) 98
Admittedly he may have been duly impressed by her briefs, and oral arguments.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 10:54 PM (vxZFu) 99
Supreme Court Associate Justice William O. Douglas married a 23 year old attorney. When he was 67
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 10:47 To top it off she was his 4th wife. He didn't know how to pick em, just like he didn't know how to pick the right legal decision. Longest serving SC Justice at 36 yrs. Clarence Thomas is closing in on that record. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 10:54 PM (55Qr6) 100
Americans better not forget China is not our friend. I'm sure Trump hasn't.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6) China is asshoe! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:55 PM (snZF9) 101
There was a movie made about the Kellogg brothers. John was a true believer and extremist in healthy eating. He developed cereal flakes as a health food. William Keith was an entrepreneur and wanted to make money and compete with Post. Somehow William Keith ended up with control of the company and we now have all those sugar cereals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 13, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1) 102
William O. Douglas was a despicable person. FDR was considering him for VP in 1944. God was looking out for the US when Truman was chosen instead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:56 PM (HdYcL) 103
88 Supreme Court Associate Justice William O. Douglas married a 23 year old attorney. When he was 67
Posted by: Common Tater Douglas had four wives and was pretty much an unsociable, lazy, and a general PITA to his fellow justices and insisted after he resigned that he could take senior status. He tried to get his clerks reassigned to him and tried to sit in on the hearing of Gregg v. Georgia. It took all eight other justices backing CJ Burger excluding Douglas from any access to Scotus for Douglas to finally realize his career was over. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 10:57 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:58 PM (HdYcL) 105
Did you know that they're fucking with the weather and they don't know what they are doing? Pay attention.
Who are they? That's the million dollar question. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 10:58 PM (D1E+2) 106
Army buddy of mine was the escort officer for Suzanne Sommers on a trip she made to Korea. Said she was a marvelous person.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB) 107
47 The spawn got promoted to Aide de Camp in JROTC tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended Nice. I was a fan of Rosemary DeCamp. Posted by: Delighted And Dilapitated at May 13, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2) 108
William O. Douglas was a despicable person. FDR was considering him for VP in 1944. God was looking out for the US when Truman was chosen instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ======== He was old and sour at the end and I think FDR dangled that VP slot to a lot of folks but really liked his current VP at the time, Wallace the commie symp, for VP as did Eleanor. It took FDR's chief of staff Leahy, his chief military advisor Pa Watson, and his chief political advisor Byrnes along with key members of Congressional leadership to push off Wallace and replace him with Truman. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (E4rtv) 109
Her name was Lisa, a cutie with a funny accent. They left Manhattan and moved to the countryside.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bought a tractor at May 13, 2026 10:51 Farm living is the life for me... Green Acres we are there! Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (55Qr6) 110
This could be a Doof problem.
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car, but a drumstick flew out the window. I had to switch to Def Leppard. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg) 111
Working royals of which the list is shrinking, get official protection paid for by the crown and I think the King gets an allowance from Parliament (or did) to help offset personnel costs to run the palaces.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 10:49 PM (E4rtv) While royal properties have security, only Chuck, Camilla, William, Kate, George, Charlotte, and Louis get 24/7 personal security. The other working royals get personal security when they are doing engagements, otherwise they don't have any. So when Harry and Meghan complain that they should have full-time security paid for by the British government, they are demanding a special security status that is better than the relatives who actually perform royal duties. Posted by: Vendette at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (1ieqq) 112
Willie Mays>>Billy Mays
Posted by: Wet Willie at May 13, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2) 113
110 This could be a Doof problem.
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car, but a drumstick flew out the window. I had to switch to Def Leppard. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg) I'd give you a hand for that, but, well, y'know ... Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 13, 2026 11:03 PM (t2oSI) 114
Did the instructions for the Thighmaster have in small print "Note: Your personal results may vary if you don't begin as Susanne Sommers" ?
Posted by: Azjaeger at May 13, 2026 11:03 PM (3/XaG) 115
Douglas had four wives
--- Well he married his third wife when she was 23 and they divorced after 3 years and then he married his 4th wife when she was 22 and he was 67. They stayed married until he died at 80. Interestingly he only had 2 kids from his first marriage. Per Wikipedia Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 11:03 PM (VCgbV) 116
I think they had to change the locks at the Supreme Court? Ha
Another “live ghost” was apparently Admiral Richard Byrd, the famous polar explorer. For some reason he had an office at the old DC Post Office building, which many many years later was used by the Fibbies for telephone surveillance. Guards, color coded entry passes, nothing seemed to stop him from wandering where he had no right to be. The agents would look up and there was Admiral Byrd. They figured he was just lonely and wanted to talk. They finally got him evicted, and then they sort of missed the old bastard. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 11:03 PM (vxZFu) 117
As I recall, some relative of Kellogg's (son?) was a doctor in California, who, after the terrible flu epidemic of WWI, did a study which he said showed that more people got sick and died from the useless medical masks folks used (improperly) than from the flu itself.
Yeah. What a kook, eh?😲 Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, look, it's mask season again at May 13, 2026 11:03 PM (Cfy2X) 118
47 The spawn got promoted to Aide de Camp in JROTC tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at May 13, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV) Outstanding, and congratulations, Spawn and proud parents & family! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at May 13, 2026 11:04 PM (t2oSI) 119
the Sham Wow! guy ran in the Republican primary for District 31 in Texas. He did not win. So now we're stuck with 82 y/o John Carter. We also had that loud Venezuelan chick, Valentina Gomez running in the primary. She did not win either.
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 13, 2026 11:04 PM (wwlYu) Posted by: A Place For Mom at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2) 121
I need an aide de camp.
I'd settle for a flunkie. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (JkO4W) A good henchmen would be useful. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (zZu0s) Best I can do is a low wit lackey. Posted by: Rick Harrison at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (wVcYX) 122
Evenin’, All. Shto novovo?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ) 123
I always buy my female…friends a ShakeWeight.
Because I’m a giver. Like that. Posted by: Gunslinger at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (HZfH/) 124
Wallace was actually an Espionage agent, it took them many years to go through them, but the Venona cables bore this out. Harry Hopkins was suspect, too.
“How do you think I feel? I have to live with her!” FDR, to Hoover, after he explained the latest surveillance peccadillos about Eleanor. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 11:09 PM (vxZFu) 125
I need an aide de camp. I'd settle for a flunkie. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:28 PM (JkO4W) A good henchmen would be useful. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 10:34 PM (zZu0s) Best I can do is a low wit lackey. Posted by: Rick Harrison at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (wVcYX) _____________ Those of us with courtiers and equerries laugh at you. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 11:09 PM (HdYcL) 126
That Phil Swift guy talked me into cutting my boat in half.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 11:10 PM (oq9dX) 127
Lauchlin Currie and quite a few others were secret Reds, too. Fucked up the world pretty badly.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 11:10 PM (vxZFu) 128
Posted by: Vendette
===== You have more of the specifics than I and I think you are correct. The Queen and now the King have been paring back royal expenses on the taxpayers for years now fearing to be seen as expensive welfare ornaments of the state. Visible security used to be a lot higher for the royals back in the time where Princess Anne was nearly abducted and the IRA was running around committing terrorism. Course, it is also a task for MI-5 and 6 to keep tabs on the royals as terrorist targets and their loyalty oath is specifically to the Crown. It is not clear yet exactly how much sway the King/Queen still retains with the security services but it is probably higher than any other department in government. The people that know aren't talking. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 11:10 PM (E4rtv) 129
Are we still, in 2026, setting car hoods on fire?
Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 13, 2026 11:11 PM (wVcYX) 130
Y'all have fun, early doc appt.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 11:13 PM (E4rtv) 131
A good henchmen would be useful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 * Best I can do is a low wit lackey. Posted by: Rick Harrison at May 13, 2026 *** "Harmony? Harmony has -- minions??" (-- Buffy, giggling madly at being told the vacuous Mean Girl vampire Harmony actually has lackeys) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 11:13 PM (wzUl9) 132
I always enjoyed the commercial for the aerosol can of spray on hair paint for covering bald spots.
Posted by: nerdygirl ...... Don Lemon uses that stuff, but first he tapes off his forehead. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 11:14 PM (oq9dX) 133
This could be a Doof problem.
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car, but a drumstick flew out the window. I had to switch to Def Leppard. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf More of a problem for the guy driving right behind you. Posted by: because of all the pedals at May 13, 2026 11:14 PM (VHUov) 134
Green Acres we are there!
Posted by: Farmer Hey, Farmer. Back on the 10th, I had a comment with the tag line "legally, morally, spiritually criminal," and you replied, "you are not a criminal." Thanks, but I wanted to clarify, however belatedly, that was not meant to refer to me.😒 acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419585 #c42392811 #c42392922 Posted by: mindful webworker - rascally maybe but not (very) illegal at May 13, 2026 11:14 PM (Cfy2X) 135
Army buddy of mine was the escort officer for Suzanne Sommers on a trip she made to Korea. Said she was a marvelous person.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB) The camera never did her justice. Saw her a few times at the Malibu farmers market back in the day. She was gorgeous, and this was long after those Thighmaster commercials.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 13, 2026 11:15 PM (nbLIj) 136
I ordered the Veg-o-Matic. Decided to try it out by chopping a tomato. Took an hour to clean the kitchen. Never really got the stain out of my clothes
Posted by: Easy the Elder at May 13, 2026 11:15 PM (IF74s) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 11:15 PM (A5RD0) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 11:16 PM (RkR9o) 139
I remember that Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all seemed to die around the same time. It was right after I got laid off from a job, in the spring of 2009.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:16 PM (77rzZ) 140
Wallace was actually an Espionage agent, it took them many years to go through them, but the Venona cables bore this out...
------ As an aside, I have a vicarious association with this fellow: https://shorturl.at/twSd7 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2026 11:17 PM (XeU6L) 141
Strom Thurmond had 4 children after age 70.
Tony Randall had two after age 75. Posted by: A Place For Mom at May 13, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2) I feel bad for my younger kids, who are caboose babies to a caboose baby. It doesn't help that my siblings have essentially cut me off (supposedly because Pooky got a service dog, but I'm not buying it). Oh well, church friends have practically adopted my kids. One family that's heavily involved in praise team has called Pookette an honorary family member because she often sings with them. Her science teacher is always willing to help me out with getting her places or keeping her in contact with me. Another couple is without grandkids, so they watch Lil Pooky and he adores them. Posted by: pookysgirl is blessed at May 13, 2026 11:17 PM (Wt5PA) 142
Weird Al wrote a song about Mr. Popeil
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 13, 2026 11:17 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 11:18 PM (HdYcL) 144
Evening, folken,
I'm lined up for video chat tours of two properties in Terre Haute tomorrow morning and afternoon. One is more than I really want to spend; the second is well priced. My first choice is a brick 3-BR that *looks* to need only the carpet replaced in the master bedroom. "Looks," I say, because of course the pics on the website are always more flattering than the reality. (Well, usually; you should see some of the dumps in this zip code -- not even pro lighting and artful framing can make them look good.) Off to bed in a bit for me. Howzabout choo? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 11:18 PM (wzUl9) 145
Need to patch a hole in your leather couch, jacket, or skirt and color match as well?
Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 13, 2026 11:18 PM (wVcYX) 146
There are a lot of "YouTube Poops" , or parody videos, based on Vince, Billy, and Phil the Flex Tape guy. King Of The Hill too.
Posted by: That's A Lotta Damage at May 13, 2026 11:19 PM (jpwHT) 147
Douglas got nothing on me!!
-- James Howard Marshall II, married Anna Nicole Smith in 1994. He was 89; she was 26. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 10:51 PM (Kyh8Y) There was a lot going on with that, the legal fight about it went on for years; the case was legendary in Texas legal circles. I suspect the old man did it not just for fun but also to screw with his son. His son was incredibly pissed off about this and sued the old man to try to stop it. He made it clear that he just wanted the old man to go to a nursing home and sit in a corner til he died, which makes me feel a lot more sympathetic towards the old man who wanted to buy himself a big boobied stripper. This case went on so long that the old man died, and then Nicole died, and just when he was about to win the son died of a heart attack. (Reminiscent of Bleak House; everyone who began the case was dead by the time it ended) The heir to the estate ended up being a 2 year old infant child of Anna Nicole. I imagine the managers of it have been living the high life for the 19 years since. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 11:19 PM (AnnNE) Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 13, 2026 11:20 PM (ch1zv) 149
Need to patch a hole in your leather couch, jacket, or skirt and color match as well?
Posted by: Count de Monetl ...... No but I'm going to Bedazzle them. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX) 150
I just wanted to give my compliments to the chef for including the Mike Rowe and Jon LaJoie videos. I still sing Everyday Normal Guy to myself every so often.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at May 13, 2026 11:21 PM (NZPfR) 151
108 William O. Douglas was a despicable person. FDR was considering him for VP in 1944. God was looking out for the US when Truman was chosen instead.
... He was old and sour at the end and I think FDR dangled that VP slot to a lot of folks but really liked his current VP at the time, Wallace the commie symp, for VP as did Eleanor.... This is but nothing in comparison with what is happening now... in California among the LIB BASSholes, and firestarting BASStards -- the fact that the polls could even be close is reason enough for Federal Oversite of the election counts. and that needs to be started now. CA/FIFA-2026, the unexpected disaster that only a failure of imagination could overlook being staged to make Bass the hero she never was, and doesn't deserve to be. LIB's believe they can fake reality, just as they would fake the character of their own Candidats. Watch as it unfolds. Trump needs to redeploy the national guard to sweep the streets if Homeland Security constraints can't (and won't) be met.... tikTok. LET'S GO BRANDON. https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PutASmileOnThatFace https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WotHapToAmericanDream Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 13, 2026 11:22 PM (puGMy) 152
Well, I’m glad Mr. Phillips had flat feet.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 11:22 PM (vxZFu) 153
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton made an infomercial for a kitchen implement. Didn't go well.
Can it core a apple? Posted by: Chef of the Future at May 13, 2026 11:23 PM (oftw2) 154
150 I just wanted to give my compliments to the chef for including the Mike Rowe and Jon LaJoie videos. I still sing Everyday Normal Guy to myself every so often.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at May 13, 2026 11:21 PM *** You're welcome! Posted by: TRex - chef dino at May 13, 2026 11:25 PM (Gk7QD) 155
Always best to wait a tick.
>>@jsolomonReports · 6m >>Breaking: DNI denies reports CIA 'raided' Tulsi Gabbard's office to seize documents related to JFK, MK Ultra Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m) 156
153 Did Ed Norton not address the ball?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ) 157
oh man, Roadside Picnic. Starring the most Russian rednecks Iowa ever produced.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 10:26 PM (gKWVE) You mean Stalker? Possibly the most radioactive movie ever filmed? Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR) 158
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car, but a drumstick flew out the window. I had to switch to Def Leppard.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg Speaking of... If I yawn in the presence of a deaf person, do they think I'm screaming? Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB) 159
No, I don't know what "juliennes" means.
- Went to a very nice restaurant with Mrs. BD here in Jerusalem the other night. My tuna steak was served with an unusual side of julienne fried potatoes. Now, I haven't eaten potato sticks for decades. But the packaged ones aren't hot out of the deep fryer like these. Surprisingly yummy and fun to eat! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 11:27 PM (RkR9o) 160
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 11:18 PM (wzUl9)
Terra Haute in Indiana or is there one in Kansas? If you're looking to duck snow, Kansas is probably your better bet. Posted by: pookysgirl's KC brother rarely deals with snow at May 13, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA) 161
Cute singer. Has some pipes.
https://youtu.be/DKXp5uw_YZ8 And has 300K views. Way more popular than most of what I listen to..... Posted by: mikeski was a hipster before it was cool at May 13, 2026 11:31 PM (VHUov) 162
Here at Villa Gorilla, the wind finally let up. It had been roaring since noon, with some 50+ mph gusts. I have some tree limbs to pick up off the lawn tomorrow.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 13, 2026 11:32 PM (ch1zv) 163
Hell of a comeback by the Avs. MacKinnon's shot into a two inch window to tie it. Team of destiny.
Minnesota is a good team, but not their year. Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 11:34 PM (I0N4X) 164
I grew up in Chicago in the 1950s and 60s, and there the best-known pitchman was Lynn Burton. He worked a lot on live TV in the 1950s. Legend has it that once when he was demoing a wringer-washer, the wringer caught hold of his tie and started reeling him in. Professional that he was, he kept the spiel going while groping for the wringer's release, and triggering it just before the wringer broke his neck. Anyone who watched late-night TV in Chicago in that era will remember his pitches for Bert Weinman Ford - "3535 NORTH on Ashland Avenue!" One of the greats!
Posted by: Nemo at May 13, 2026 11:34 PM (4RPgu) Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 13, 2026 11:34 PM (kVlSR) 166
159 How do potato sticks differ from fries?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ) 167
If I yawn in the presence of a deaf person, do they think I'm screaming?
Posted by: Diogenes Unless you're in the Swiss alps, then they think you're yodeling. Relevant: https://youtu.be/OGkA8Eh1-Po?t=36 Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 11:37 PM (VHUov) 168
Kobe's, Shoe String Potatoes
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 11:40 PM (FGAbQ) 169
166 159 How do potato sticks differ from fries?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ) --------- Picture fish sticks, but made out of potatoes. Posted by: Mrs. Paul at May 13, 2026 11:42 PM (6/7Fs) 170
“How do you think I feel? I have to live with her!”
FDR, to Hoover, after he explained the latest surveillance peccadillos about Eleanor. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 11:09 PM (vxZFu) After reading about FDR's bout of non-typical polio myelitis after his failed campaign for Cox' VP in 1920, I have come to the conclusion that Eleanor tried to poison him with Arsenic over him taking yet another mistress Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR) 171
Hell of a comeback by the Avs. MacKinnon's shot into a two inch window to tie it. Team of destiny.
Minnesota is a good team, but not their year. Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 11:34 PM (I0N4X) The Wild only had to get through three more minutes with a 3-1 lead and then it would be back to MN for game 6, but nope. Lousy way to get sent to the golf course. Posted by: Vendette at May 13, 2026 11:44 PM (1ieqq) 172
It took FDR's chief of staff Leahy, his chief military advisor Pa Watson, and his chief political advisor Byrnes along with key members of Congressional leadership to push off Wallace and replace him with Truman.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 11:01 PM (E4rtv) Interesting. What was the reason? Was Wallace his VP for the other three terms? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 11:48 PM (1Ff7Z) 173
How do potato sticks differ from fries?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ) They are sticky Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:50 PM (rbvCR) 174
Here at Villa Gorilla, the wind finally let up. It had been roaring since noon, with some 50+ mph gusts. I have some tree limbs to pick up off the lawn tomorrow.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Been blowin' like a banshee here, too. Forecast says breezy next couple days as well but not quite as harsh. Glad it's cooler, though. Yesterday was 90ish! Too early for that noise... Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 11:51 PM (rdVOm) 175
Holy cow! What an excellent ONT!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 13, 2026 11:52 PM (D6+4s) 176
George Foreman was one of those rare dudes who had more success after retiring from boxing. Seemed like a really likable guy, didn't suffer like Ali, $hitload$ of $ from his grill. Great smile. A champ til the end.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 11:55 PM (W5mpo) 177
This case went on so long that the old man died, and then Nicole died, and just when he was about to win the son died of a heart attack. (Reminiscent of Bleak House; everyone who began the case was dead by the time it ended)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 11:19 PM (AnnNE) (puts Bleak House back on the shelf, unread) Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 11:55 PM (1Ff7Z) 178
Walked out on the porch this evening, heard a coyote howl. First time in at least a year. Close by too. Also had a neighbor report an agressive bear yesterday. Tom turkeys have been strutting their stuff. Springtime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2026 11:55 PM (XeU6L) 179
Weren't Corn Flakes invented to lower testosterone? Kelloggs wanted dudes on low protein, high carb diets.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 11:57 PM (W5mpo) 180
Late BF kept a Pocket Fisherman behind the seat of his Ranchero.. never knew when there might be an opportunity to go fishin' at lunchtime from the job! (and he didn't always have a proper license, so discretion was key)
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm) 181
CIA 'raided' Tulsi Gabbard's office to seize documents related to JFK, MK Ultra
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 11:25 PM (viF8m) ------- Yes - always wise to wait a few and see what the truth is. At the same time, I'm Anna Paulina Luna issued a preservation order related to the seizure so there may be something to this. Who's running the CIA, anyway? Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2026 11:59 PM (DiYkG) 182
I coulda been first - I opened the comment section... then I made the mistake of reading the content. Then I got distracted. Then I came back and finished the content (Thanks, Pittsburgh police scanner!). Then I scrolled down and saw that I woulda been first... and I hung my head in shame, for I knew that all those firsts were lost, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: RandomDave at May 13, 2026 11:59 PM (aJQbY) 183
Weren't Corn Flakes invented to lower testosterone? Kelloggs wanted dudes on low protein, high carb diets.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl I thought they were invented to punish children. Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at May 14, 2026 12:01 AM (qivay) 185
Interesting. What was the reason? Was Wallace his VP for the other three terms?
Posted by: OrangeEnt John Nance Garner (VP is worth a warm bucket of ...) for FDR's first eight years. Garner was a former speaker of the house and was not an FDR fan. Largely sidelined by FDR. Replaced by Wallace on the ticket for the 1940 election. Wallace served one term and replaced by Truman on the ticket for the 1944. Posted by: whig at May 14, 2026 12:02 AM (E4rtv) 186
@181 - typo. I'm not actually Anna Paulina Luna.
Posted by: 496 at May 14, 2026 12:03 AM (Mmfyv) 187
Holy cow! What an excellent ONT!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 13, 2026 11:52 PM (D6+4s) Well frigging hello stranger. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:03 AM (snZF9) 188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNtiJPKOsU
Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 14, 2026 12:04 AM (jrgJz) 189
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
*********** Friend saw q bobcat stalking some wild turkeys. Deer are taunting the doggies. Spring is in the air. tuekeys, Deer raunting the sooGs. Ir is ibdeed spribftime. Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:04 AM (I0N4X) 190
Weren't Corn Flakes invented to lower testosterone? Kelloggs wanted dudes on low protein, high carb diets.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl I thought they were invented to punish children. Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm) Low protein and high carbs seems to be a road to diabetes I would think. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:05 AM (snZF9) 191
@181 - typo. I'm not actually Anna Paulina Luna.
Posted by: 496 Almost asked to see your tits... nevermind. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2026 12:06 AM (/lPRQ) 192
Not sure what that was. Jeebus.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:06 AM (I0N4X) 193
Next thing you know it will be Winter again.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2026 12:07 AM (Cqx++) 194
The reason that Wallace was replaced is that the old line Democrats thought Wallace was a socialist and how much they knew of the Venona Papers or not, Wallace's office was a center of leftist aides and his very vocal pro Commie Russia stance made a lot of the more conservative Southern Democrats queasy. Then, there was also the race issue that led Dixiecrat Strom Thurmond to later run in 1948 as an independent for president.
Posted by: whig at May 14, 2026 12:08 AM (E4rtv) 195
192 Not sure what that was. Jeebus.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:06 AM (I0N4X) I was afraid you'd had a stroke. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 14, 2026 12:08 AM (DwqWV) 196
Grandma always had a box of original Shredded Wheat. You know, the BIG biscuits that came 6 to a box...
Like eating a wicker chair. Blecch. Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:10 AM (I0N4X) 198
Grandma always had a box of original Shredded Wheat. You know, the BIG biscuits that came 6 to a box...
Like eating a wicker chair. Blecch. Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm) Shit I remember them. My grandmother always had them. They were big enough that you thought if you added milk they would swell up and become a bale of hay. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:11 AM (snZF9) Posted by: Lady Sansa Stark . . . at May 14, 2026 12:13 AM (3ZUWJ) 200
Not sure what that was. Jeebus.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:06 AM (I0N4X) Thats what it looks like if I take my eyes off the keyboard while I'm typing. I look at what I type and end up deleting the whole thing. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:13 AM (snZF9) Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:13 AM (I0N4X) 202
Well, I’m glad Mr. Phillips had flat feet.
Posted by: Common Tater ------- It's a great story. The kid flunked out of UNC, his mother told him that if he wasn't going to be in school, then he was going to work. Having been rejected by the Army (flat feet), he went looking for work. As fate would have it, he was at the U.S. Employment Office while an Army lieutenant was there with a quota for clerk positions. Asked if he might be interested in cryptography, Phillips showed enthusiasm. So, it was off to Arlington Hall and the SIS. 18 year old kid. The rest is history.His mother ran a gift shop about 1/2 mile from here. I bought this house from the estate of his aunt. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2026 12:14 AM (XeU6L) 203
Shit I remember them. My grandmother always had them. They were big enough that you thought if you added milk they would swell up and become a bale of hay. lol
--------- Where can you get them? Posted by: Katie Porter at May 14, 2026 12:14 AM (JkO4W) 204
Posted by: whig at May 14, 2026 12:02 AM (E4rtv)
Thanks. It seemed strange that Wallace would have been picked if they already suspected his loyalties. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 12:15 AM (1Ff7Z) 205
Latest leftwing gerrymander idea I am seeing this gathering around...
Abandon continuity. In every blue state just combine 55% blue with 45% red and don't worry about making them connect in any way. This works "perfectly" with cities with big blue shitholes like IL. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:16 AM (sKqQm) 206
Shit I remember them. My grandmother always had them. They were big enough that you thought if you added milk they would swell up and become a bale of hay. lol
--------- Where can you get them? Posted by: Katie Porter at May 14, 2026 12:14 AM (JkO4W) You might be better off with those gigantic hay rolls I see in various farm country. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:17 AM (snZF9) 207
tuekeys, Deer raunting the sooGs. Ir is ibdeed spribftime.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:04 AM (I0N4X) Ha! I didn't notice it was wrong. I understood what you typed. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 12:17 AM (1Ff7Z) 208
Like eating a wicker chair. Blecch.
Posted by: JQ --- You're supposed to add milk, banana and sugar first. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 12:18 AM (FGAbQ) 209
G'night y'all.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:18 AM (I0N4X) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 14, 2026 12:19 AM (qx7Zg) 211
Like eating a wicker chair. Blecch.
Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm) Tell me about it. Posted by: Pinocchio's Date at May 14, 2026 12:19 AM (NZPfR) 212
They were big enough that you thought if you added milk they would swell up and become a bale of hay. lol
Posted by: Berserker Yeah. Except they didn't absorb much milk. And didn't matter how much sugar you put on, it would just sink to the bottom of bowl. Crunch crunch crunch, and then swill the milk-syrup afterward. Once was enough, but did 2 or 3 times because sometimes there was nothing else. Grandma usually cooked a decent breakfast, when she was able to shop before we arrived. Remember the commercials for *most* (Kelloggs' I believe) cereals? "Part of this complete breakfast!" and camera pans the table full of food: Milk, O.J., bacon & eggs, toast, bowl of cereal... Yeah. Riiiiiight. LOL. Cereal became a substitute for all those other things. Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm) 213
My Grandad ate those giant Shredded Wheat "biscuits". Added milk and coffee poured over a tablespoon of brown sugar and a pat of butter.
I thought it was OK for a 4 YO. Posted by: pawn at May 14, 2026 12:20 AM (+rSJz) 214
A buddy of mine was a classmate of Susanne Somers in San Bruno. He said that if she had had all male teachers she would have been the Valedictorian.
Make of that what you will. You filthy minded swine.😁 Posted by: buddhaha at May 14, 2026 12:21 AM (LzRih) 215
I hated those big shredded wheat bales until a friend taught me how to eat them. You put one or two in a cereal bowl and fill it with water. Then smush them down while dumping out the water. Then fill with milk and eat like normal cereal. I was shocked how well it worked. I had always just put it Ina bowl of milk and didn't like it.
Posted by: 496 at May 14, 2026 12:22 AM (33y12) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 12:24 AM (FGAbQ) 217
181 CIA 'raided' Tulsi Gabbard's office to seize documents related to JFK, MK Ultra
Yes - always wise to wait a few and see what the truth is. At the same time, I'm Anna Paulina Luna issued a preservation order related to the seizure so there may be something to this. Who's running the CIA, anyway? The Mouse (Rat actually) that would Roar, but he's too big to Jail, MKUltra/Havana Syndrome. Don't tell the Emperor he's naked. Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 14, 2026 12:24 AM (Xnp0N) 218
I've got some sultana scones in the oven for Brit Lass for when she wakes up in the morning. It's the one baked good I've never got quite right but I'm quite shit at buttermilk biscuits too. Maybe this time.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:27 AM (vE0+H) 219
My argument on MKUltra has been that about the time they found the sort of mind control they were researching was impossible, social scientists discovered that you could instead manipulate people in specific ways with mass media.
Yes, sort of the same idea as from the show Mad Men and the more recent Mass Formation Psychosis in relation to Covidmania. Yes yes have a Manchurian Candidate is great for a Nat Sec agency, but instead being able to manipulate a population...CONSISTENTLY...via mass media/color revolutions is almost as good. Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:29 AM (sKqQm) 220
Hi folks.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1) 221
being able to manipulate a population...CONSISTENTLY...via mass media/color revolutions is almost as good.
Posted by: 18-1 --- ...and more fun. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 12:31 AM (FGAbQ) 222
CANADA COURT THROWS OUT PETITION FOR ALBERTA INDEPENDENCE VOTE
--- AOP ought to be checking in soon. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 12:34 AM (FGAbQ) 223
Posted by: 18-1 at May 14, 2026 12:29 AM (sKqQm)
As I have alluded many times there is no reason for the same exact message to be pumped out on every single story every single time UNLESS you are attempting to manipulate the populace. What a waste if you just wanted your followers to be able to win internet arguments, or previously, misinform them for bar conversations. I've watched the psy ops in real time. They are definitely real. They didn't tear a relatively racially harmonious country apart at the racial seams over the course of like 7 years by accident. And the race psy op was of course just one of many. Hell, we are all subjected to it ourselves. The stories ace posts are routinely the shit they want us talking about. A year or so ago it was all tranny all the time. Now it's muslims and jew hate. In the not too distant future it will be Medical Assistance in Dying. Trump, the best single individual message driver in modern history, can only break through like half the time when in any other reality he would be able to dictate the news cycle for the entire world most of the time. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:34 AM (vE0+H) 224
Not sure what that was. Jeebus.
Posted by: muldoon I hope you've learned your lesson. Stick to limericks and don't attempt haiku. tuekeys, Deer raunting, raunting, raunting the sooGs. Ir is ibdeed spribftime. Posted by: mindful webworker - ibdeeb ibdeebitubly at May 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Cfy2X) 225
Recalling our Sphinx and pyramid discussion here a few nights ago, I was just reading that the Egyptian antiquities authority have a given a group permission to start excavating a site believed to be the Great Labyrinth. It's at Hawara. Herodotus described it as being more impressive than the pyramids themselves, with thousands of rooms and monuments and crap like that. Ground penetrating radar and other techniques found large undeground structures. The problem is the water table is pretty high there and some of it is probably flooded. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb) 226
I hope you've learned your lesson. Stick to limericks and don't attempt haiku.
tuekeys, Deer raunting, raunting, raunting the sooGs. Ir is ibdeed spribftime. Posted by: mindful webworker - ibdeeb ibdeebitubly Perfectly cromulent. Posted by: zombie Lewis Carroll at May 14, 2026 12:40 AM (VHUov) 227
Evening ONT Horde, and thanks to TRex! In Billings, MT tonight. Long drive, zero issues with car. But we were fighting vicious strong winds all the way, and got hit by dust storms between Chester and Fort Benton. Zero visibility for a few seconds, and the car filled up with dust and chaff off the fields. Had a nice chat with a fellow Studebaker fan in Harlowtown. We know people in common.
Wins still blowing like a bastard here. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 12:41 AM (uwLB4) 228
219 My argument on MKUltra has been that about the time they found the sort of mind control they were ...
Yes yes have a Manchurian Candidate is great for a Nat Sec agency, but instead being able to manipulate a population...CONSISTENTLY...via mass media/color revolutions is almost as good. The question is not the Rat, but the Pied Piper who leads the pack. This is TRUMP's big chance to indict Brennan, and let his liabilities drop ship another canoe. This whole situation is exactly like the over-the-top villainy and mass-manipulation we see in Doctor Who, only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating --- MORE! LET'S GO BRANDON! https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS tikTOK. the mi6e run up the clock, and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again; he wuz pushed! Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at May 14, 2026 12:45 AM (CH7Ow) 229
Trump, the best single individual message driver in modern history, can only break through like half the time when in any other reality he would be able to dictate the news cycle for the entire world most of the time. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:34 AM (vE0+H) Trump has apparently taken over the "Post big splash on Thursday that is panicked over on Friday, hits the talk shows for Sunday, and is only refuted on Monday, leaving two days to gnaw on obsessively it until it is Thursday again for the rinse and repeat" Just like the MFM did all during COVID Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR) 230
So, AOP, someone upthread just mentioned that a Hawaiian judge ruled that Albertans cannot petition. And I thought this was America...
...'s hat. Posted by: mindful webworker - you cannot petition the Lord with prayer -zombie Jim Morrison at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (Cfy2X) 231
Yeah. Riiiiiight. LOL. Cereal became a substitute for all those other things.
Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm) I ate a fuck ton of cereal as a kid. It was one of my favorite things. Capt crunch, lucky charms, frosted flakes, frankenberry, booberry, count chocula, life, just to name a few, and there were many. Even frigging kaboom once or twice. Mom would bring home the usual, and usually one of something I didn't try to see how I liked it. I was never sick as a kid, still don't get sick. Maybe all the vitamins in the shit actually worked. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (snZF9) 232
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (rbvCR)
I hadn't noticed because believe it or not I only pay passing attention to the "news". Very interesting!!! Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:47 AM (vE0+H) 233
Fought 6 AI Agents tonight and won.
It was nip and tuck for a while, but my Kung Fu was superior. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2026 12:48 AM (XV/Pl) 234
Thank you TRex for the ONT. Insights and fun always welcome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2026 12:49 AM (CHHv1) 235
Mom would make corn meal mush which I liked, but took a bit of cooking to get it right.
I like it now, but I don't eat it often because it takes as much or more cooking than eggs. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:49 AM (rbvCR) 236
actually as much cooking as an omelet
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:50 AM (rbvCR) 237
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (snZF9)
I spent the first half of my life eating tons of the shit - one of the few things that went down easy in undiagnosed Crohns. And the last 10 or so years practically none at all. I miss it as a guilty pleasure but my body doesn't miss the sugar and whatever else it was. I actually quite like Alpen now when I do have cereal. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:51 AM (vE0+H) 238
Daisy the usually-amusing Malinois is ear-piercingly loud when she starts excitedly barking. Don't know what she though she saw with her infra-red night vision a minute ago that required her best loud sustained effort. Possibly deer. Let her out in the fenced back yard. Still loud, but not as deafening.
She keeps us safe from things that go bump in the night. And FedEx delivery guys. Posted by: mindful webworker - Malinois should come with ear plugs for their hoomans at May 14, 2026 12:52 AM (Cfy2X) 239
222 CANADA COURT THROWS OUT PETITION FOR ALBERTA INDEPENDENCE VOTE --- AOP ought to be checking in soon. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 12:34 AM (FGAbQ) Is there a single person anywhere surprised by that? It’s like all government structures; you can vote your way in, but you gotta shoot your way out. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 12:53 AM (AnnNE) 240
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:49 AM (rbvCR)
The only thing about the sheer amount of eggs I eat - mostly but not all egg white, is the desire for bacon to go with it. Which by the way some amazing soul here recommended from Aldi. Forget the brand name but it's thick cut and it's the best packaged bacon around. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 12:53 AM (vE0+H) 241
Today is Darius Rucker's 60th birthday, and Mickey Madden's 47th. Rucker is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for rock band Hootie & The Blowfish, and according to Brave AI, "Let Her Cry" (off their 1994 debut album Cracked Rear View) is the best example to showcase his "vocal range and emotional depth," since it "allows his distinctive baritone to shine through intimate, fingerpicked verses that explode into a powerful, emotionally resonant chorus."
Well. Someone got excited. It is a moving song though: Hootie & The Blowfish - Let Her Cry (Official Music Video) [HD] https://youtu.be/1aVHLL5egRY Madden was the bassist of pop rock band Maroon 5 from their founding until his departure in 2020. My feelings about them are all over the place; "Sugar" has a fun video with them crashing weddings as the surprise musical guest, while I will take a hand off the wheel in heavy traffic to change the station when "Moves Like Jagger" comes on. But "Animals" (off their fifth studio album V in 2014) is a notable entry in the entertaining genre of videos about stalkers: Maroon 5 - Animals https://youtu.be/qpgTC9MDx1o Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 12:54 AM (Sy6m/) 242
I buy the smoked ends and chunks bacon. It is the stuff that can't be sold in the nice packages. I sort it out and put it in baggies in the freezer, and use that for making breakfast.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:56 AM (rbvCR) 243
So, AOP, someone upthread just mentioned that a Hawaiian judge ruled that Albertans cannot petition. And I thought this was America...
...'s hat. Posted by: mindful webworker - you cannot petition the Lord with prayer -zombie Jim Morrison at May 14, 2026 12:46 AM (Cfy2X) According to a recently-passed Alberta law, they can. That entire petition effort was because the law permits it. Unilateral Declaration of Independence, here we come! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 12:56 AM (uwLB4) 244
Corn meal mush! Oh, yes! Mom made that too. Or Malt-o-Meal or Cream of Wheat. (Oatmeal was too chunky or something... I gagged on that and tapioca pudding.)
Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm) 245
Recalling our Sphinx and pyramid discussion here a few nights ago, I was just reading that the Egyptian antiquities authority have a given a group permission to start excavating a site believed to be the Great Labyrinth. It's at Hawara.
Herodotus described it as being more impressive than the pyramids themselves, with thousands of rooms and monuments and crap like that. Ground penetrating radar and other techniques found large undeground structures. The problem is the water table is pretty high there and some of it is probably flooded. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 12:39 AM (w6EFb) That sounds interesting. I have dozens and dozen of books on ancient egypt. Even though the supposed date of the start of it all is somewhere around 3200-3100 BC (Dynasty 0), a lot of it was already formed, like the writing and hieroglyphs and some of the culture, as if it was based on something before it. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 12:57 AM (snZF9) 246
Unilateral Declaration of Independence, here we come!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 12:56 AM (uwLB4) Do it! Slap that twink Carney like Reform did Der Starmer. I know somebody who might not like it, but too bad! Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 12:59 AM (1Ff7Z) 247
I buy the smoked ends and chunks bacon. It is the stuff that can't be sold in the nice packages. I sort it out and put it in baggies in the freezer, and use that for making breakfast.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 12:56 AM (rbvCR) Never seen them but will look. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H) 248
I see my concern about the absence of the Bass-o-Matic has been addressed already.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2026 01:03 AM (ME2ul) 249
Capt crunch, lucky charms, frosted flakes, frankenberry, booberry, count chocula, life, just to name a few…
Posted by: Berserker Young'n. In my cereal days, it was Sugar Smacks, Sugar Pops, Cocoa Krispies or Cocoa Puffs. Rice Krispies, Cheerios, Kix, or Alpha-Bits were okay, with enough spoonfuls if sugar. Just looked up cereals of the early 1960s. Some of those had cereals I mostly never heard of. Like some weird stuff called Kaboom… Posted by: mindful webworker - honeycomb woncha be my baby at May 14, 2026 01:05 AM (Cfy2X) 250
I’m convince that the original sphinx had a different head, probably a lioness. If you look at the entire structure, the one feature that stands out is that the head is out of scale; it’s too small for the body. It’s unthinkable that those who carved such a great work would have made such a colossal error; but it makes perfect sense if a Pharaoh decided to carve it down so he could put its on face on it.
But that would place the original sphinx as a pre-dynastic construction. Much older than thought; but in turn it explains why the Giza plateau became so revered. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:05 AM (AnnNE) 251
Tony Randall opened the door for me and my visiting friend when we were entering the just-opened I.M. Pei-designed East Wing art museum of the Smithsonian, on the Mall. August, hot day, guy in a suit in front of us, seemed odd. As he held the door I said "thanks, Tony!", he smiled and said "no problem".
A few hours later we were in the Giant supermarket up across from the National Cathedral getting stuff for a cookout, and VP Mondale walks down the aisle towards us (deserted store, August weekday afternoon) and we trade jokes about cheese prices (this is 1978, so, inflation). My friend's now a bit amazed, giving me a look. "Oh, typical day here" I joke and immediately start laughing. Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 01:12 AM (U/Byj) 252
Got ripped off by Motel 6 tonight. Booked a room online last week for Motel 6 south location in Billings here/ Arrive at the motel, parking lot is barricaded off, a few lights on, but office dark. North location, across the street, ditto. Doors locked.
Got a room in the nearby Econolodge. desk clerk says those Motel 6's have both been closed for half a year. Nickelfuckers in corporate should not be taking bookings for inoperative motels. Going to have to call the nickelfuckers in Wilmington tomorrow. If they refuse to refund me, I will dispute the charge with credit card co. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 01:15 AM (uwLB4) 253
How do potato sticks differ from fries?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ) - Since they're thinner that a shoe lace, they fry through and through. Nothing but fried potato crunchiliciousness! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 01:16 AM (RkR9o) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 01:17 AM (FGAbQ) 255
Young'n. In my cereal days, it was Sugar Smacks, Sugar Pops, Cocoa Krispies or Cocoa Puffs. Rice Krispies, Cheerios, Kix, or Alpha-Bits were okay, with enough spoonfuls if sugar. Just looked up cereals of the early 1960s. Some of those had cereals I mostly never heard of. Like some weird stuff called Kaboom… Posted by: mindful webworker - honeycomb woncha be my baby at May 14, 2026 01:05 AM (Cfy2X) Yup, did all of those too. There's some of them in the house as I speak. Alpha-bits were good, so were sugar pops, or corn pops as they call them now. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:17 AM (snZF9) 256
Got ripped off by Motel 6 tonight. Booked a room online last week for Motel 6 south location in Billings here/ Arrive at the motel, parking lot is barricaded off, a few lights on, but office dark. North location, across the street, ditto. Doors locked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 01:15 AM (uwLB4) - Next time, watch your 6. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 14, 2026 01:18 AM (RkR9o) 257
rhomboid,
Not sure if you're still up...from the earlier Trump/liar wench story... The B-26 'Flak Bait' is undergoing a complete restoration at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Extraordinarily famous. The most famous medium bomber of WW II. So much respect for your sister's FIL. God Bless Them All. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at May 14, 2026 01:20 AM (rV5eW) 258
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 01:15 AM (uwLB4)
Crappy! But that's an easy refund from the CC company. Posted by: ... at May 14, 2026 01:22 AM (vE0+H) 259
“254 Do the pyramids in Mexico predate the Aztecs as the Egyptian pyramids predate the pharaohs?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 01:17 AM (FGAbQ)” The Great Pyramid at Teotahuacan, larger in mass than the Great Pyramid of Giza, stands in a city that was abandoned a thousand years before the Aztecs ever rose to power. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:22 AM (AnnNE) 260
Just watched vid of Trump & co. deplaning in Chy-nah.
He is tall. Rows of cheerleaders waving pom-poms and chanting in unison militarily. (Don't be the first to stop waving and chanting!) Secret Service guys with their heads on swivels; probably as nervous as a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Saw the impressive list of bigwigs in Trump's entourage. Reminded me of… the many top-tier passengers on the Titanic. I saw Vance did not go with them. Always good to keep a backup in case of emergencies. God bless 'em all 'til they get back on US soil!! Posted by: mindful webworker - Chy-nah is asshoe at May 14, 2026 01:22 AM (Cfy2X) 261
Cereals - I loved Quisp and Quake. Which were the same kind of crunchy pure sugar bombs that Cap’n Crunch was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:25 AM (AnnNE) 262
I’m convince that the original sphinx had a different head, probably a lioness. If you look at the entire structure, the one feature that stands out is that the head is out of scale; it’s too small for the body. It’s unthinkable that those who carved such a great work would have made such a colossal error; but it makes perfect sense if a Pharaoh decided to carve it down so he could put its on face on it.
But that would place the original sphinx as a pre-dynastic construction. Much older than thought; but in turn it explains why the Giza plateau became so revered. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:05 AM (AnnNE) Thats been my argument for years. If there was one thing the egyptains didn't have it was a problem with scale. The head is way too small. It also has serious visible water erosion, and there wasn't water like that in the area since 10,000 BC, so yeah, that fucker is serious old. Also, when paleo-astronomers using computer models wound the clock back to 10,500 BC to see what the sky looked like back then the sphinx was staring at the constellation Leo as it came up over the horizon. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9) 263
But that would place the original sphinx as a pre-dynastic construction. Much older than thought; but in turn it explains why the Giza plateau became so revered.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:05 AM (AnnNE) There are some archeologists who think it was a Jackal head, having to do with the orientation it has. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 01:26 AM (rbvCR) 264
254 Do the pyramids in Mexico predate the Aztecs as the Egyptian pyramids predate the pharaohs?
Posted by: Braenyard Awiens.... Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kittuh at May 14, 2026 01:28 AM (sAmhv) 265
I was just playing around with Stellarium, using JPL's DE441 long term high precision ephemerides, and ran the clock back to the magic date, ~10, 500 BC. Precession changed the relative sky greatly. The vernal equinox in the proleptic Julian was in *June*. I set the date to the equinox, here at my coordinates. And there at sunrise, the sun was just under LEO, (the Sphinx would've been facing there). And looking due South, there Orion was, right at the Meridian. Due to precession, Orion was much farther South, and Rigel wouldn't have been visible here at 35N. Orion would've been a little higher at Giza, which is ~30N. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 01:28 AM (w6EFb) 266
Well, getting late here, and it's been a long day. Aiming to make it to Lamar, CO tomorrow. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2026 01:32 AM (uwLB4) 267
Also, when paleo-astronomers using computer models wound the clock back to 10,500 BC to see what the sky looked like back then the sphinx was staring at the constellation Leo as it came up over the horizon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9) That’s great. I’ve been watching some stuff on Gobekli Tempe and Karahan Tepe which is even older. And although there’s much that’s not understood, it’s clear that at least some early cultures were beginning to develop some serious construction skills about 11,000 years ago (the age of Karahan Tepe) Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2026 01:33 AM (AnnNE) 268
Do the pyramids in Mexico predate the Aztecs as the Egyptian pyramids predate the pharaohs?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 14, 2026 01:17 AM (FGAbQ) The pyramids at Tenochtitlan predate the Aztecs, and Cuzco predates the Incas. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 01:35 AM (rbvCR) 269
The sphinx was actually buried up to its a neck a few times in it's history. There is the story of Thutmose IV, who fell asleep in the shadow of the sphinx while it was partially buried, and the sphinx supposedly called out to him in a dream and promised to make him pharaoh if he cleared the sand around it. He cleared the sand and did eventually become pharaoh. He placed the "dream stela" between the sphinx's paws. Ramesses II also did restoration work around it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:41 AM (snZF9) 270
It just blew my mind how different the sky would've looked 12,000 years ago. There was some proper motion of the stars, but not all that much. The big difference was the location of the pole, and the equator. But at any rate, standing at Giza around then, you would seen the Sphinx facing it's counterpart in the sky due east, and Orion (Osiris) was culminating. Now, there's a theory (dismissed as coincidence) that the slightly offset layout of the Pyramids corresponds to Orion's belt stars, Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka. There you go, they would've been right there, closer to the horizon at that magic equinox rising moment in 10,500 BC. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb) 271
Yeah it just seems that a lot of ancient shit is tied to that 10,500 BC time period. Its almost as if there was a major event that had mankind rebuilding in different areas all around the same time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:48 AM (snZF9) 272
The problem is the water table is pretty high there and some of it is probably flooded.
Posted by: publius Israel was pretty good at draining swampland. They could probably take care of it. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 14, 2026 01:48 AM (W5mpo) 273
Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah It's not small, no no no Honeycomb's got a big big bite Big big taste and a big big bite Someone bought a new car with those lyrics. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 14, 2026 01:51 AM (W5mpo) 274
Fun ONT, TRex!
Posted by: m at May 14, 2026 01:52 AM (6wpGE) 275
Berserker, Corn Pops and Sugar Pops are quite different (going from blessed memory). Sugar Pops were/are some kind of big individual kernel - which grain? Corn Pops were/are very different, processed grain formed into a nugget of sorts.
Or it's the dain bramage talking here. Or the rum. Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 01:53 AM (U/Byj) 276
Berserker, Corn Pops and Sugar Pops are quite different (going from blessed memory). Sugar Pops were/are some kind of big individual kernel - which grain? Corn Pops were/are very different, processed grain formed into a nugget of sorts.
Or it's the dain bramage talking here. Or the rum. Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 01:53 AM (U/Byj) Its the same shit. I remember the change to corn pops. Name Evolution: Introduced as "Corn Pops" (1950), changed to "Sugar Corn Pops" (1951), then "Sugar Pops," back to "Sugar Corn Pops" (197 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:55 AM (snZF9) 277
Puffed rice, now there was a foul cereal. Smelled like egg farts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 01:57 AM (snZF9) 278
Washington Nearsider (AKA Jimmy Doolittle, I'm guessing), thanks for that info - though you're probably gone by now.
Good to hear about Flak Bait. I need to focus on Lt. Fred (we'll call him here) and his mission diary and seeing if I can put together a multi-media thing once a big family related task is past. Think I recall he was one of three to pilot that plane. Had no idea it was so famous. I went once with him, when he and BIL were visiting DC to attend Arlington burial for BIL's uncle - who was one of the small group of elite sub skippers who operated in the Sea of Japan during the war. Quite a bit of WWII history with that family my sister married into. Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 01:58 AM (U/Byj) 279
Dang, Berserker, didn't know about those name changes. Didn't consume the stuff past childhood (unless I did, occasionally, because why not, loved them). I did come across some "children's cereal" in those little cup-sized portions in the dining facility during overseas guvamint-sponsored tourism, tried to usually get the "adult" ones but pretty sure I'd snag some of the kid stuff for snacking.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 14, 2026 02:02 AM (U/Byj) 280
My wife is flying back in from Korea today, and her phone ran out of minutes to text me. I reloaded it from this end, but it hasn't reset yet.
She had to turn her local phone back is before she checked in for her flight, so I am currently waiting for her to text or call me, or I will have to take it on faith that she made her flight. Last time she missed her flight, and wasn't that a fun day for me Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 02:02 AM (rbvCR) 281
Just looked at from 30N, Giza's latitude. Orion was on the damned horizon. Rigel and Saiph were just above the horizon when the equinox was rising. I can run it back a few more hundred years and get Orion centered on the meridian. At 10,500 it's a little to the left and not centered. But, the alignment of the pyramids to be exact would've had to be then, if Bauval and company's precise calculations were correct, I think. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 02:03 AM (w6EFb) 282
Remember the ancient mantra, "As above, so below". Well, the Giza complex would've been honoring that beautifully at that ancient date. Which corresponds to Younger-Dryas cataclysms.... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 02:05 AM (w6EFb) 283
Wow... all over the net that the CIA raided DNI Tulsi Gabbards office and grabbed files.
She says it never happened... But it has already been picked up by foreign press. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 14, 2026 02:11 AM (mP0Kj) 284
Posted by: mikeski was a hipster before it was cool at May 13, 2026 11:31 PM (VHUov)
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza... ...before it was cool. Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 02:14 AM (Sy6m/) 285
207 tuekeys, Deer raunting the sooGs. Ir is ibdeed spribftime.
Posted by: muldoon at May 14, 2026 12:04 AM (I0N4X) Ha! I didn't notice it was wrong. I understood what you typed. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 14, 2026 12:17 AM (1Ff7Z) I thought it was hayfever, his fingers were stuffed up Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 02:22 AM (Sy6m/) 286
" Why are you getting dressed up?"
"Friend of mine got tickets for some entertainer named Gallager. Yeah, front row seats. Can't wait." " Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 02:22 AM (dDXqG) 287
276 Berserker, Corn Pops and Sugar Pops are quite different (going from blessed memory). Sugar Pops were/are some kind of big individual kernel - which grain? Corn Pops were/are very different, processed grain formed into a nugget of sorts.
Or it's the dain bramage talking here. Or the rum. Posted by: rhomboid Probably the rum. You're thinking of Sugar Smacks with the "big individual kernel." Posted by: mikeski loved those at May 14, 2026 02:28 AM (VHUov) 288
My sister went to a Gallager show, years ago.. said it was great! Yes, she and her friend had big trash bags to use as "shields" just in case. They needed them!
Sledge-o-matic! Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm) 289
CIA denies reports of secret cartel war in Mexico
so I guess the CIA is running a secret cartel war in Mexico. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 02:30 AM (rbvCR) 290
Remember the ancient mantra, "As above, so below".
Well, the Giza complex would've been honoring that beautifully at that ancient date. Which corresponds to Younger-Dryas cataclysms.... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 02:05 AM (w6EFb) Yeah I think Giza is waaaay older than they say. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 02:30 AM (snZF9) 291
You're thinking of Sugar Smacks with the "big individual kernel."
Posted by: mikeski loved those at May 14, 2026 02:28 AM (VHUov) "beer nuts for kids" Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 02:31 AM (rbvCR) 292
"Super Sugar Crisp" iirc, was sugar-coated puffed wheat. Don't remember what "Sugar Smacks" were... Pretty sure "Sugar Pops" were corn-based.
Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm) 293
So, there's a different approach to YouTube audio.
music.youtube.com I guess this is some sort of thing like Pandora? About which I know basically nothing, but Son uses it a lot. Not sure how to get a short link from it yet. Like, here's ai spirited cut https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1t0u6EimFP0 googly is still Tomorrow morning looks to be busy early. Don't care for busy early mornings. Just want to drink coffee and read the Morning Report. G'nite, y'all. 💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - do you click here? at May 14, 2026 02:33 AM (Cfy2X) 294
It just blows me away looking at this in Stellarium. Imagine standing at Giza, looking due South a bit North of the complex. At any sidereal time roughly 18:00, when the equinox is rising on the horizon, there you would see Orion on the horizon, due south, with the pyramids being ducks in a row corresponding to the belt stars right above. Great pyramid = Alnitak, Khafre = Alnilam, and the other one = Mintaka. And the Sphinx looking due east right at Leo. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 02:37 AM (w6EFb) 295
Q: If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?
----Send NUDES! Of course that could be a problem. "Um, is that the pudenda . . . Or a nose?" "Izzat hardwood, or bamboo?" "ooh, yeah, shake that . . . OK, stop please" Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 02:40 AM (rbvCR) 296
289 CIA denies reports of secret cartel war in Mexico
so I guess the CIA is running a secret cartel war in Mexico. Posted by: Kindltot LoL! Yea, pretty much. It's like watching the msm or listening to a democrat/gope. Just assume that you're being lied to. Saves time. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 14, 2026 02:45 AM (sAmhv) 297
The internet says Gallagher did thirty years of touring and over 3,500 shows.Now, who's the hardest working man in showbiz?
That's a lot of smashed watermelons. Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 02:48 AM (ERDLG) 298
It just blows me away looking at this in Stellarium.
Imagine standing at Giza, looking due South a bit North of the complex. At any sidereal time roughly 18:00, when the equinox is rising on the horizon, there you would see Orion on the horizon, due south, with the pyramids being ducks in a row corresponding to the belt stars right above. Great pyramid = Alnitak, Khafre = Alnilam, and the other one = Mintaka. And the Sphinx looking due east right at Leo. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 02:37 AM (w6EFb) I was always interested in just what civilization was around it when that happened. I think of the Sumerians. Popped in out of nowhere 1000 years before egypt as we know it and seemingly fully formed with a base 60 math system. I mean, where the hell did these ancient civilizations get their ideas from? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 02:51 AM (snZF9) 299
Q: If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?
----Send NUDES! Of course that could be a problem. "Um, is that the pudenda . . . Or a nose?" "Izzat hardwood, or bamboo?" "ooh, yeah, shake that . . . OK, stop please" Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 02:40 AM (rbvCR) I would ask for a death star. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 02:52 AM (snZF9) 300
278 Washington Nearsider (AKA Jimmy Doolittle, I'm guessing), thanks for that info - though you're probably gone by now.
Rhomboid, Not the same as Washington Nearsider... A couple of my brothers are serious Military Aviation buffs, they go into scary amount of detail on these things. The scale model building community goes nuts on the tiniest details. They are involved through that, though several of us (family) have serious Aerospace and General Aviation backgrounds. One brother has decades in USAF, then National Air Guard duty. Having said all that, 'Flak Bait' is a hallowed piece of history, and it will finally get its full historical glory in our lifetime. I almost always comment too late, Mountain Time Zone, and always looking at threads way to late at night. Cheers! Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at May 14, 2026 02:54 AM (rV5eW) 301
Q: If you could send a message to an Alien civilization, what would you say?
------- For the sake of your civilization, do not put Democrats in control of immigration Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 02:57 AM (HrRkK) 302
I was always interested in just what civilization was around it when that happened. I think of the Sumerians. Popped in out of nowhere 1000 years before egypt as we know it and seemingly fully formed with a base 60 math system. I mean, where the hell did these ancient civilizations get their ideas from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2026 02:51 AM (snZF9) It is 5 x 12. It is explained to me that 12 is the number you get by adding up all the joints in your four fingers on one hand, and 12 is more readily divisible than 10. And 60 is counting to twelve five times - the fingers and thumb on the other hand. It allows you to do finger math instead of grabbing an abacus or counting bones. They needed the finger math because they also invented banking. Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 03:00 AM (rbvCR) 303
Vince, the shamwow guy, is running for congress in Texas, thirty first district as Republican. He is anti woke
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 03:01 AM (0KeBN) 304
60 is a "superior highly composite number", and you can look up the precise definition of that. Basically, it means it has a shit ton of integer divisors, which is highly useful. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 03:04 AM (w6EFb) 305
Just popping in for a quick night cap, I have been de-cluttering, it is an exhausting task.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:05 AM (0nHVk) 306
Destiny Spurlock will finally get to be first black woman to race in nascar's top 3 series after the racist/sexists owners had cup leaches come down to truck series with faster trucks to keep her out. Sponsors got such blowback from this racist attack on black women racing in nascar that they demanded nascar stop trying to prevent women especially black women from racing like they used to do to Wendell Scott. Destiny Spurlock, Toni Breidinger and Natalie Decker will be three of the 36 drivers in the race if nascar ku klux klaners can't figure out a way to stop them.
Posted by: nascar raimondo at May 14, 2026 03:06 AM (UWtyy) Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:07 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm) 309
305 Just popping in for a quick night cap, I have been de-cluttering, it is an exhausting task.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:05 AM (0nHVk) Good luck! Posted by: m at May 14, 2026 03:12 AM (6wpGE) 310
Cheers JQ!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:12 AM (0nHVk) 311
3x4x5=60. The three easiest to remember numbers for a right triangle? 3²+4²=5².
Posted by: clarence at May 14, 2026 03:14 AM (cSctv) 312
305 Just popping in for a quick night cap, I have been de-cluttering, it is an exhausting task.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:05 AM (0nHVk) Good luck! Posted by: m at May 14, 2026 03:12 AM ( ----- Before and after pictures. They help show your progress, keep the momentum. Ask me how I know Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 03:15 AM (oafeN) 313
They needed the finger math because they also invented banking.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2026 03:00 AM (rbvCR) You can do two digits of base 10 (counting to 100) with your fingers, using the left hand as a tens place and the thumb as a five. Also, if you make two fists and put them with curled pointer fingers next to each other, your knuckles are the months with 31 days, and the gaps between are the ones with 28 or 30 (though going from left to right, the year ends on the knuckle of your right ring finger). Posted by: SciVo at May 14, 2026 03:20 AM (Sy6m/) 314
311 3x4x5=60. The three easiest to remember numbers for a right triangle? 3²+4²=5².
Posted by: clarence at May 14, 2026 03:14 AM (cSctv) Math is being committed in this thread. !!! Posted by: m at May 14, 2026 03:20 AM (6wpGE) 315
JM that is actually a good idea. I have got boxes of stuff to sort through and dispose of carefully and I get lost in reading half of the stuff that I find in there.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:21 AM (0nHVk) 316
I have got boxes of stuff to sort through and dispose of carefully and I get lost in reading half of the stuff that I find in there.
Posted by: Debby Ah, the distractions! Which lead to reminiscing, which then lead to "mission creep"... as you try to decide where things should go, as *pitching into the trash* seems such a waste... Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:23 AM (rdVOm) 317
Exactly JQ, wish that I had more self-discipline.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 03:26 AM (0nHVk) Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm) 319
In box at Dad's place, I found Mom's (partly completed) application form for Daughters of the American Revolution. Interesting stuff! I had little idea of her side of family, beyond g-g-grandparents.
And then, somehow-- the papers disappeared after lil bro visited one summer. Asked him. Got an "I don't know" Grrrrrrr Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm) 320
84 Looking upon your First, alrighty, and don'care.
Hey, has anyone seen tankdemon tonight? He's late. Posted by: mindful webworker - he'll have some lame clever excuse at May 13, 2026 10:43 PM (Cfy2X) Sorry I'm late, the old mansion I was exploring wasn't quite as abandoned as I thought it was. Posted by: tankdemon at May 14, 2026 03:45 AM (2RJDy) 321
Life is like one big word puzzle, where you have one blank space and must shuffle all the tiles around & around to somehow solve it.
My tiles are all jammed... Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:45 AM (rdVOm) 322
And then, somehow-- the papers disappeared after lil bro visited one summer. Asked him. Got an "I don't know"
Grrrrrrr Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm) ---- I am so sorry. I pray the papers turn up. Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 14, 2026 03:50 AM (V9lCV) 323
And another wild thing. Now, when Leo rises, it's angled up relative to the horizon. But, back in 10,500 BC, due to precession (this was about one half a precession cycle back), Leo was flat on the horizon when it rose. So, the Lion was sitting horizontally right above the horizon line, crouching. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 14, 2026 03:53 AM (w6EFb) 324
Thanks, JM in Illinois.
I suspect that lil bro grabbed them and didn't want to 'fess up. He's always been that way. *shrug* Less for me to worry about, right? (trying to look on the bright side) Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 03:54 AM (rdVOm) 325
Trying to get up
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 04:03 AM (Ia/+0) 326
Sweet dreams Horde, I haven't been up this late for a while.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 14, 2026 04:06 AM (0nHVk) Posted by: JQ at May 14, 2026 04:10 AM (rdVOm) 328
TECH THREAD IS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) 329
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NOOD Trump Cancels $1.3 Billion in Medicaid Payments to Fraud and Piracy Ridden State of California NOOD! Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 12:23 PM (O7YUW) 330
And apparently I went too far and dropped that in the wrong thread. It's been one of those days.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 14, 2026 12:24 PM (O7YUW) Golden Cafe![]() by Joao Miguens
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I think that Tiger is a Tion or a Liger
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (YwEeS) 2
Good boy.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (954tc) 3
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (lCppi) 5
Repost for the evening crowd.
In important news (Little League baseball): Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (96JfZ) 6
Meh.
Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 07:34 PM (T8bqm) 7
making the bed video is hilarious!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY) 8
Golden Retriever in a cute hat happily devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark
That's some expensive dog chow. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 07:37 PM (VHUov) 9
4 Just a bit ironic showing adorable dog posts NOW!?
The NYT will be very disappointed Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (lCppi) *snort Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 13, 2026 07:37 PM (zYpTz) 10
Kind of a non-sequitur. Wife and I have been married for nearly 38 years. We never make the bed, because we both have our little nests of favorite blankets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 07:38 PM (0aYVJ) 11
making the bed video is hilarious!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl That's one lazy dawg. I assume the belly rubs were half to give him belly rubs, and half to check his pulse. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 07:38 PM (VHUov) 12
A Cafe for JackStraw.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 07:38 PM (z2aPa) 13
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (96JfZ
Very cool. After last thread, happy things are appreciated. I took Ralphy out today. At Tim Hortons, they gave him a free timbit. At the vets' office he got another treat. And Arby's here gives little cups of meat free. So he had a good day. And Snowflake watched the house. Lol. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b) 14
Cats also are a hindrance to changing sheets and making the bed. They don't just do a sit in though like the golden. Protects your hands at all times.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 07:39 PM (qrzX6) 15
Golden Retriever in a cute hat happily devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark
That's some expensive dog chow. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 07:37 PM (VHUov They didn't show him downing that $15 beer. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 07:42 PM (qrzX6) 16
We have had several cats over the years. A couple of them hated being under blankets. perhaps afraid of being squarshed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 07:42 PM (0aYVJ) 17
Pretty difficult to have a completely bad day when you have a Golden for a roommate, Ben Had. Big, happy clowns.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m) 18
Oh, I thought it said golden showers cafe.
Posted by: Thomas Assie at May 13, 2026 07:43 PM (gtcuf) 19
The train driver has a mask. I thought it was ai at first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (zZu0s) 20
Maybe the time has drawn the faces I recall
But things in this life change very slowly, if they ever change at all No use in asking why, it just turned out that way So meet me at midnight, baby, inside the Golden Café Why don't you meet me at midnight, baby, inside the Golden Café? Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur) 21
Even in virtual reality, a cat's first instinct is to destroy.
Which is the scarier thought? 1) Someone made a neighborhood-wide roller coaster for cats. B) Someone used AI to make it look like there was a neighborhood-wide roller coaster for cats. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (VHUov) 22
I think my ancient HP laptop is coming to its end. I bought it over a decade ago, back when they came with DVD players built in. It's has a 17in screen and it had Win 8 on it. I added Win10, now it has Linux Mint 23.3. The fan has been making 'I'M DYING' noises for a while. Lately it boots to a black screen, then to the boot screen. I just turn it off, turn it on, and eventually, it boots to my Home Screen. At some point, it will just die. At that point, I take the hard drive out, and toss it in the garbage. I did ok with this old laptop. It's easily 10-12 years old and I used it A LOT. I have 2 other laptops and a mini pc.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (sAmhv) 23
probably right, mikeskitl!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (VyBeY) 24
We're 60% of the way there. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 13, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1) 25
22: I toss the laptop in the garbage. I keep the HD.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:46 PM (sAmhv) 26
I see the "music teacher" has a fucking "gay pride" rug on the floor. Is every teacher a grooming asshole now?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XMwZJ) 27
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (sAmhv
I already know everything's backed up. But, everything's backed up? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b) 28
I think the dog on the bed is dead
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0) 29
23 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (sAmhv)
When my fan made the "I'm dying" noises I made the boneheaded decision to take it apart to try and fix it. And that kilt it dead! But I ended up happy that it finally forced me to get a new and MUCH better 'puter. Posted by: Thomas Assie at May 13, 2026 07:48 PM (gtcuf) 30
22: I toss the laptop in the garbage. I keep the HD.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:46 PM (sAmhv) You can get a kit to turn those drives into USB accessible drives to read them again. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:49 PM (8avO+) 31
25, same here ... shoebox full of 'em; the oldest is only a few hundred megabytes. (lol)
the backup of the backup's backup. Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 07:49 PM (VyBeY) 32
There's a guy on youtube who attaches a Go-Pro to his cat and posts vids of the cat terrorizing the neighborhood. It's kind of addictive.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf) 33
Sorry I didn’t have the fortitude to even read the last post.
I can’t handle the evil and the hate and the anger. I just can’t bear it. If that makes me an enabler, I’m sorry. Please don’t judge too harshly Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 07:50 PM (2jJtO) 34
Thats how I imagine every teacher these days, pushing LGBQXYZ
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0) 35
For any skywatchers here, look to the western horizon after sunset, and you'll see Venus below Jupiter. Each night it will rise higher and higher for a conjunction June 9th. On the morning side, Mars has finally whipped around the sun far enough for us up here in the US to see it right before sunrise (it was visible well before down in the southern hemisphere). Saturn became visible a while back, and now Mars has joined the morning show. The think waning crescent Moon will be right in between them this morning. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb) 36
Why would you talk about gay and lesbians and trans to kids under 15 to 16 unless it is to try to fuck them or to make them want to fuck?
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur) 37
i'm never really out of options, as long as i still have my trusty bow-ties.
Posted by: cuckerTarlson at May 13, 2026 07:52 PM (XA3VX) 38
The Buttstuff flag?
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 07:52 PM (umyLr) 39
The think waning crescent Moon will be right in between them this morning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb) Do you have skymap bery nice to find stuff in the sky Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur) 40
Sorry I didn’t have the fortitude to even read the last post.
I can’t handle the evil and the hate and the anger. I just can’t bear it. If that makes me an enabler, I’m sorry. Please don’t judge too harshly Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 07:50 PM (2jJtO) I didn't read all the details, I don't need refreshers on the evil people can do. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+) 41
What's up with that train picture, it seems to be an electric trolley, but in the woods? There seems to be piping scaffolding of some sort for the electric, nothing like I've seen.
So, real or AI? Posted by: From about That Time at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (sl73Y) 42
i'm never really out of options, as long as i still have my trusty bow-ties.
Posted by: cuckerTarlson at May 13, 2026 07:52 PM (XA3VX) That's my role, youngster -- George Will Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (qx7Zg) 43
27: But, everything's backed up?
Yes. I have a couple of other laptops and plenty of storage options (flash drives and external drives). This old laptop also has an issue with WiFi. It will just drop, for no reason. You have to reboot to reconnect again. I'll hold onto it until it's completely dead. I'm stubborn like that. As long as it still twitches, I'll use it. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (sAmhv) 44
Publius, yes Venus is very bright in the early evening sky the last several days. Even an idiot like me could deduce it had to be a planet, and probably Venus
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (umyLr) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur) 47
You can get a kit to turn those drives into USB accessible drives to read them again.
Posted by: Oldcat I did not know that. Thanks. I check into it. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:56 PM (sAmhv) 48
hey thats Uranus
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:56 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 07:56 PM (Kyh8Y) 50
Publius, yes Venus is very bright in the early evening sky the last several days. Even an idiot like me could deduce it had to be a planet, and probably Venus
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (umyLr) A clue is that planets don't 'twinkle' like a star because they are small disks and not points. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:56 PM (8avO+) 51
My niece just graduated from teacher's college. She and her whole family are quite conservative. She's a normie. No tats. No problem glasses. No danger hair. No livestock ring. It worries me. I hope she knows what she's in for and that she'll probably be forced to teach things she doesn't believe in. She'll be teaching in the red part of New York. But still. New York. My hope is that she ends up at a charter school.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 07:57 PM (gtcuf) 52
Regarding “changing bed with Golden”
Warning, do not try this with cats! Posted by: epador at May 13, 2026 07:57 PM (TRnzq) 53
I see the "music teacher" has a fucking "gay pride" rug on the floor. Is every teacher a grooming asshole now?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XMwZJ) I saw that. And I try so hard to just let it go. But, Fag Flagz everywhere. So tiresome. Most of my male teachers were veterans, and many of the female teachers were married to veterans. We did not have this problem when i was a kid. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 07:58 PM (0aYVJ) 54
Why would you talk about gay and lesbians and trans to kids under 15 to 16 unless it is to try to fuck them or to make them want to fuck?
Posted by: r hennigantx As I have mentioned many times - When I am elected Your King, there are going to be some changes. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 07:58 PM (Kyh8Y) 55
I'm now really glad I blew some cash a couple of months ago on a new Apple MacBook Sky.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 07:58 PM (sAmhv) 56
What's up with that train picture, it seems to be an electric trolley, but in the woods? There seems to be piping scaffolding of some sort for the electric, nothing like I've seen.
So, real or AI? Posted by: From about That Time at May 13, 2026 07:54 PM (sl73Y) People set up large train sets in their yards for their big model trains. If they have cats, they just have to butt in. There are also restaurants that have food, train sets and live in cats for the comedy. Many YT channels out there. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:59 PM (8avO+) 57
I can’t handle the evil and the hate and the anger. I just can’t bear it. If that makes me an enabler, I’m sorry. Please don’t judge too harshly
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 07:50 PM (2jJtO) I totally understand. And you are not an enabler. But I force myself to read about these horrors. Know your enemy. Like the kid in Red Dawn: the hate keeps me warm. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 08:01 PM (0aYVJ) 58
55 I'm now really glad I blew some cash a couple of months ago on a new Apple MacBook Sky.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Congrats! Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 13, 2026 08:01 PM (dE3DB) 59
"Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad."
I think that applies to Christopher Nolan and his upcoming film. There is a guy in Greece who makes Greek Bronze Age armor. It seems he has published all the messages between him and Nolan about the costumes. But then Nolan stopped talking to him. And that is how we got the armor we see in the trailers. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD) 60
Any chance that Golden Retriever took a dump on that gay flag? Kids would have laughed at that too but the groomer teacher would have had a fit. How dare that dog poop on the groomer teachers religious symbol.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 08:02 PM (sAmhv) 61
"We can't explain the videos." OK. Then clean out , defund and get reparations from the 51 " disinformation by Russians" puppets.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 13, 2026 08:03 PM (YlWIZ) 62
Why would you talk about gay and lesbians and trans to kids under 15 to 16 unless it is to try to fuck them or to make them want to fuck?
Posted by: r hennigantx As I have mentioned many times - When I am elected Your King, there are going to be some changes. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 07:58 PM (Kyh8Y) I have ideas. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 08:04 PM (snZF9) 63
I better get to bed, been more or less up since 0130hrs
Havexa good night everyone Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0) 64
Golden retrievers are a pretty special dog. High maintenance. More of an indoor pet. Very needy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 08:04 PM (D1E+2) 65
Night, Skip!
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:05 PM (Dd38x) 66
Berserker, my Liege.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:06 PM (z2aPa) 67
>> Do you have skymap
Download Stellarium for your phone, or the desktop version (Windows, Linux, Mac) which is much more capable. Or just check out Stellarium online. Other online sites are "TheSkyLive.com" and "In-the-sky.org". Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb) 68
24 We're 60% of the way there. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Duncanthrax I live to break your heart. Posted by: Penguin Pete at May 13, 2026 08:06 PM (oftw2) 69
>> hey thats Uranus
The big event is a very tight conjunction of Mars and Uranus early in the morning of July 4th. Mars will come within a fraction of a finger's width of Uranus around 2AM EDT. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb) 70
And that is how we got the armor we see in the trailers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD) Black pvc armor? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s) 71
Going back to that report on the last thread...
Folks seem to overlook that even Hillary Clinton endorsed the report as factually accurate.. As well as Rahm Emanual. Yet the Left will still claim that the events reported never happened. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 08:10 PM (iMotb) 72
>>Golden retrievers are a pretty special dog. High maintenance. More of an indoor pet. Very needy.
Indoor? Not hardly. Our first Golden when I was a kid was a champion field trial dog. My Boomer loved to sail and was at least half fish. They are great family dogs because of their temperament but they love to hunt, swim and get dirty. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 08:10 PM (viF8m) 73
CA Spent Nearly $189 Million to Give Every State Prisoner an iPad
189 million / 94 thousand 2010.6383 2000 dollar ipad for prisoners to jerk off on when they jerked off on each other for free Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur) 74
Which is the scarier thought? 1) Someone made a neighborhood-wide roller coaster for cats. B) Someone used AI to make it look like there was a neighborhood-wide roller coaster for cats. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 07:45 PM (VHUov) ___________ 3 or C) Cats with opposable thumbs Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 08:11 PM (HdYcL) 75
Oh my gosh. J ordered groceries. I am scared. He has no idea what to even get. The kid just said “yes! I love when he orders!” Then stopped and said “I mean thank you for caring about our health, mom. But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Dd38x) 76
1 I think that Tiger is a Tion or a Liger
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (YwEeS) *fistbump* Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (B0NCh) 77
On my walk today, I met a professional dog walker. She had nine dogs, ranging from a couple of Labs down to an adorable little Pomeranian. They were all really well behaved.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 08:16 PM (CHHv1) 78
But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Dd38x) Oof. That's gotta hurt. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 13, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz) 79
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 07:51 PM (w6EFb)
I plan to keep my eyes peeled for that planetary action. That, and Skymap Pro 7 does a fine job of showing the particulars. Woo hoo! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 13, 2026 08:17 PM (/HDaX) 80
>>>Indoor? Not hardly. Our first Golden when I was a kid was a champion field trial dog. My Boomer loved to sail and was at least half fish.
They are great family dogs because of their temperament but they love to hunt, swim and get dirty. Posted by: JackStraw >Yeh. Not saying they're feeble. My brothers golden used to drag road kill off the highway and eat it. Also hunt in the yard for any critters that crossed his path. Goldens just have a friendly sociable disposition not seen in many other breeds. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 08:17 PM (D1E+2) 81
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ) 82
I did something today that AI will never be able to do. Everything is NOT on the Internet!
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (vFG9F) 83
But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Dd38x) Oof. That's gotta hurt. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 13, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz) what brands are made by bears? Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+) 84
77 On my walk today, I met a professional dog walker. She had nine dogs, ranging from a couple of Labs down to an adorable little Pomeranian. They were all really well behaved.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 08:16 PM (CHHv1) That's funny. One of the older Disney girls on Instagram - because I can't be pissed off 24-7 - had a Mother's Day video when she was a kid. In the background of their pretty big house, I counted 7 dogs. 3 or 4 were pretty big. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (Sco7b) 85
CA Spent Nearly $189 Million to Give Every State Prisoner an iPad
189 million / 94 thousand 2010.6383 2000 dollar ipad for prisoners to jerk off on when they jerked off on each other for free Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur) An Ipad at Target is about $389. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) 86
No idea what bear ice cream tastes like. Maybe Andrew Sullivan can call this shot.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 08:20 PM (gKWVE) 87
That's funny. One of the older Disney girls on Instagram - because I can't be pissed off 24-7 - had a Mother's Day video when she was a kid.
In the background of their pretty big house, I counted 7 dogs. 3 or 4 were pretty big. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (Sco7b) when i was in elementary school a kid I knew somewhat had many many St Bernard dogs in his house and yard. They were like close to as tall as us. Nice doggies. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:21 PM (8avO+) 88
Maybe its frozen Yogiurt?
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 08:21 PM (vFG9F) 89
CA Spent Nearly $189 Million to Give Every State Prisoner an iPad
189 million / 94 thousand 2010.6383 2000 dollar ipad for prisoners to jerk off on when they jerked off on each other for free Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur) An Ipad at Target is about $389. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) --- So, in other words, about $1600 in graft per iPad... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:22 PM (gnNyN) 90
CA Spent Nearly $189 Million to Give Every State Prisoner an iPad
189 million / 94 thousand 2010.6383 2000 dollar ipad for prisoners to jerk off on when they jerked off on each other for free Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur) An Ipad at Target is about $389. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) Narrator: It's not about the Ipads. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 08:22 PM (96JfZ) 91
An Ipad at Target is about $389.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) Now do free diapers Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:22 PM (/+uur) 92
when i was in elementary school a kid I knew somewhat had many many St Bernard dogs in his house and yard. They were like close to as tall as us. Nice doggies.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:21 PM (8avO+) Beautiful dogs. Could you imagine the feeding bill? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:23 PM (Sco7b) 93
Oof. That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 13, 2026 Honestly, sometimes her sense of humor cines right out of left field, and because she is autistic, you never expect it. I am dying of laughter. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:23 PM (Dd38x) 94
An Ipad at Target is about $389.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) An android is like 50-100 bucks. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:24 PM (8avO+) 95
Sorry if I bore you all with number
But I love looking at these Big Govt giveaways that cost 8X retail Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:24 PM (/+uur) 96
>>>Yeh. Not saying they're feeble. My brothers golden used to drag road kill off the highway and eat it. Also hunt in the yard for any critters that crossed his path. Goldens just have a friendly sociable disposition not seen in many other breeds.
That's why they became such a popular breed for families. Probably why a lot of them do turn into indoor dogs. They love their people and are great with kids. But that's just a happy coincidence. They were originally bred as hunting dogs and when raised that way they are really athletic and love to work. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 08:24 PM (viF8m) 97
83 But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Dd38x) Oof. That's gotta hurt. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 13, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz) what brands are made by bears? Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:19 The brand is Ice cream for Bears. The only sweeter in it is raw honey. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Dd38x) 98
St Bernard are great. There was one Ajax and I ran into walking. His owner was like this 5 foot nothing gal. Ajax walked around this dog and thought he was the most wonderful thing he had ever seen. The dog just kept turning his massive head trying to keep Ajax in view.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s) 99
when i was in elementary school a kid I knew somewhat had many many St Bernard dogs in his house and yard. They were like close to as tall as us. Nice doggies.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:21 PM (8avO+) Beautiful dogs. Could you imagine the feeding bill? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:23 PM (Sco7b) It was a simpler time lol. Usually dogs exasperate me by being pushy but these dogs were chill. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:25 PM (8avO+) 100
91 An Ipad at Target is about $389.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (lCppi) But those IPads don't have the optional $1500 political kickback feature. I saw some at Costcomthe other day for about the same price Canadian. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s) 102
My cats have milk face . I had heavy cream left over from the homemade Alfredo sauce.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:26 PM (z2aPa) 103
Greetings.
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 08:27 PM (AvoqE) 104
Oh and fuck Stephen King for Cujo. Mother fucker should get run over by a car.
Wait... Posted by: Aetius451AD It was a van. Coulda hit him a little more square, though. Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at May 13, 2026 08:27 PM (R5BEI) 105
IIRC King barely even remembers writing "Cujo" because he was drunk as f*ck and tooting a few lines when he wrote it.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE) 106
93 *comes out of left field. Sheesh.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:28 PM (Dd38x) 107
Piper: J, you gotta get kale ice cream.
J: Sure, Pipes, whatevs. *J comes home* Piper: J, Where’s the kale ice cream? J: They didn’t have any, so I got mango instead. Piper’s kid and Soup; Yay! Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 08:28 PM (77rzZ) 108
I hope she knows what she's in for and that she'll probably be forced to teach things she doesn't believe in. She'll be teaching in the red part of New York. But still. New York. My hope is that she ends up at a charter school.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 07:57 PM (gtcuf) My conservative sister is a teacher. She uses her opportunities to subvert leftist indoctrination of her students and tries to teach them discernment. She gets away with this a bit more because there's a huge shortage in her specialty and if the school doesn't keep her happy, it's a serious loss for them. I have another friend at a small-town school who was bemoaning the difficulty of finding teachers who weren't leftoids. She has a role in the hiring process. They get a lot of applicants from KU and it sounds like KU's education program is nutso. My point being -- there are teachers out there trying to cultivate good citizens. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 08:28 PM (FMtrg) 109
Just went out. Venus was barely visible just a few minutes before sunset. Jupiter is not yet. Venus is at magnitude -3.92 (reduced a bit by atmosphere, but it's still pretty high up). Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 08:28 PM (w6EFb) 110
My cats have milk face . I had heavy cream left over from the homemade Alfredo sauce.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:26 PM (z2aPa) --- Only one of my cats (Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat) enjoys dairy products, though they don't always agree with her. The rest of my cats are "meh." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:29 PM (gnNyN) 111
Welp, my Z355E that came back last week from being repaired for a stuck valve is being repaired. Instead of running smoothly, it was surging and receding both at idle and full. As I was mowing, he deck belt broke, I replaced the belt, the mower wouldn't engage. Then it refused to start altogether. If it's anything major I'm giving up and getting a new mower. This one is 15 years old and has been through a lot. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 08:29 PM (HdYcL) 112
No idea what bear ice cream tastes like. Maybe Andrew Sullivan can call this shot. Posted by: gKWVE https://icecreamforbears.com Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++) 113
Perfessor, these two were bottle babies.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:32 PM (z2aPa) 114
Oh my gosh. J ordered groceries. I am scared. He has no idea what to even get. The kid just said “yes! I love when he orders!” Then stopped and said “I mean thank you for caring about our health, mom. But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Dd38x) This is why I'm forbidden to shop for food. I tried it once. My multiple carts tied together like a freight train of joy with the bacon caboose didn't go over well. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 08:32 PM (snZF9) 115
Rep. Ana Paulina Luna (R-FL) said she plans to subpoena the CIA unless it returns boxes of documents the agency took from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard's office that were being processed for declassification, NewsNation reported. The documents pertain to the CIA's activities during John F. Kennedy's assassination in the 1960s and the CIA's MK Ultra program from the Cold War. "The CIA has 24 hours to return the documents to Tulsi Gabbard’s office or else I will make a motion to issue a subpoena," Luna wrote in a post on X. "These documents have been requested by Congress." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++) 116
Rep. Ana Paulina Luna (R-FL) said she plans to subpoena the CIA unless it returns boxes of documents the agency took from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard's office that were being processed for declassification, NewsNation reported. The documents pertain to the CIA's activities during John F. Kennedy's assassination in the 1960s and the CIA's MK Ultra program from the Cold War.
"The CIA has 24 hours to return the documents to Tulsi Gabbard’s office or else I will make a motion to issue a subpoena," Luna wrote in a post on X. "These documents have been requested by Congress." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++) ---- Oh, I'm sure the CIA is trembling in terror right now.../sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:35 PM (gnNyN) 117
That changing the bed video--my life every single week. Only difference is Whiskey jumps off the bed as soon as I'm finished.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 08:38 PM (3ImbR) 118
Aww, Shelby Simmons - Disney actress - about 21 - very religious and sweet.
"And God said 'Love your enemy.' And I obeyed him and loved myself." Khalil Gibram Very cool quote.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 08:39 PM (Sco7b) 119
This is the same CIA that Trump's "in control" of, right?
Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 08:39 PM (vSvIl) 120
Okay chaps, shall I pay money to the UK National Archives for the records of one RAF squadron?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 08:41 PM (2GVsD) 121
This is why I'm forbidden to shop for food. I tried it once. My multiple carts tied together like a freight train of joy with the bacon caboose didn't go over well.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at Y’all went to the same school of nutrition. This is crazy. There is frozen pizza in here! And mochi. J said “it’s green! What more do you want, girl?” * It’s green tea flavor. Sigh. *say this in a very heavy southern drawl to get the accurate effect of what is happening here in casa de Piper right now. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:41 PM (p4NUW) 122
The fearless tiger cub stalks its prey, thoughts of blood, ready to kill... and then settles for getting its head scratched. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 08:42 PM (XJ22o) 123
But J gets cookies that don’t taste like cardboard. And real ice cream not made by bears.” 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Piper You corrected them, right? It's ice cream for bears, not ice cream by bears. Unless it's both. I've never seen their creamery operations. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov) 124
And mochi. J said “it’s green! What more do you want, girl?” *
It’s green tea flavor. Sigh. Posted by: Piper Matcha mochi! Guaranteed to be Saijo-approved! Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 08:43 PM (VHUov) 125
Richard Helms had most of the MkUltra records burned.
A trove of financial records were discovered in some other building or archive some years later, having been misfiled. I sometimes wonder if somehow James Forrestal was part of that “treatment”, the OSS was doing the same type of thing, and the field manuals suggested that throwing someone out of a window was a great technique. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:43 PM (DaCyj) 126
Oh, I'm sure the CIA is trembling in terror right now.../sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ============= How many degrees of separation is she from the truth? Threatens to Make a motion To subpoena ... that right there is good for six months of nonsense. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 08:43 PM (XJ22o) 127
Are axolotls still a thing with little girls?
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 08:45 PM (3ImbR) 128
And real ice cream not made by bears
Woman-friendly ice cream made by bears. It's what they chose! Posted by: Grizzle grizzle at May 13, 2026 08:46 PM (TbWk/) 129
>>"The CIA has 24 hours to return the documents to Tulsi Gabbard’s office or else I will make a motion to issue a subpoena," Luna wrote in a post on X. "These documents have been requested by Congress."
Same day a CIA whistleblower testifies the CIA was deeply involved with the China virus cover up and as Brennan is being targeted in a conspiracy case against Trump. Getting difficult to justify why this agency still exists. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m) 130
I want some donkeys and baby goats. But I don't want to keep the baby goats for more than a week.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 08:47 PM (3ImbR) 131
Later, a CIA agent named Olson famously did an almighty swan dive out of a hotel window, that had the hallmarks of an op. The family didn’t discover what happened until decades later, and received a large settlement.
The guy running the MkUltra program only agreed to testify under condition of immunity, in closed session and over an audio link. Nice Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:47 PM (DaCyj) 132
Honey Nut Cheerios and heavy cream is the breakfast of champions
Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 08:47 PM (GbONR) 133
You corrected them, right? It's ice cream for bears, not ice cream by bears. Unless it's both. I've never seen their creamery operations. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 08:42 I like to think bears make it. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:47 PM (hftzA) 134
The CIA is the laundry for foreign intelligence agencies spying on us.
Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 08:49 PM (GbONR) 135
Everyone wanted Kennedy to fire F.B.I. director J. Edgar Hoover.
No way, not possible. He had so much dirt on JFK, that ain’t gonna happen. I would expect CIA is similar, if you start sniffing around where you’re not wanted I’m sure they can make life difficult. Here There Be Dragons Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:50 PM (DaCyj) 136
what brands are made by bears?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+) Yeah, we'd like to know that also. It would be a shame if something would happen to their operation. Posted by: The Keebler Elf Mafia at May 13, 2026 08:52 PM (B0NCh) 137
Are axolotls still a thing with little girls?
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 08:45 PM (3ImbR) Giant mud puppys? My sisters were never impressed even with the little ones we caught from time to time. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:53 PM (8avO+) 138
Can we stop with the three name thing?
I have three names. I use two. As do most normal folks. Sorry. Pet peeve. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ) 139
>>No way, not possible. He had so much dirt on JFK, that ain’t gonna happen. I would expect CIA is similar, if you start sniffing around where you’re not wanted I’m sure they can make life difficult. Here There Be Dragons
The CIA is much worse. The CIA was created to bring down governments. It was only a matter of time before they got around to ours. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m) 140
A good start at understanding why the CIA is so twisted is to read a biography of James Jesus Angleton. Spy Master and all around nut job
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:58 PM (gu0hJ) 141
138 Can we stop with the three name thing?
I have three names. I use two. As do most normal folks. Sorry. Pet peeve. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not 3 names here are very, very common. And Ana Paulina is her name. Not Ana. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2) Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:59 PM (DaCyj) 143
"And God said 'Love your enemy.' And I obeyed him and loved myself." --- That's not how this works. Posted by: Pogo at May 13, 2026 09:00 PM (Fi81e) 144
til that Katsushika Hokusai, who did that famous woodcut of a tsunami, also did The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.
"It's an octopus pleasuring a lady." AD 1814. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE) 145
@142:cracked me up that because of things going on Congress finding out he was forced to retire. He was then hired back as a "consultant" with better salary and the same duties
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 09:03 PM (gu0hJ) 146
til that Katsushika Hokusai, who did that famous woodcut of a tsunami
——- Somewhere in Japan there is very, very old stone monument, and upon it is written a warning, it basically says “Don’t even think about building anything closer to the ocean than right here”, it was the high point of some Tsunami in ancient times. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 09:03 PM (DaCyj) 147
3 names here are very, very common. And Ana Paulina is her name. Not Ana.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2) Granted. But must we refer to them by all three names every time? I say, no. It's like Haley Joel Osment, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alexandra Occasional-Cortex. It's exhausting. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 09:04 PM (0aYVJ) 148
Can we stop with the three name thing?
I have three names. I use two. As do most normal folks. Sorry. Pet peeve. Posted by: Pug Mahon Three names are for serial killers and Presidential assassins. 3 names here are very, very common. And Ana Paulina is her name. Not Ana. Posted by: Piper OK, three names are for serial killers, Presidential assassins, and southern belles. But if the middle name isn't "Lou" it's sus. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov) 149
Xi refuses to even meet Trump at the airport
Trump arrives like that poor cousin hoping for a favor Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2026 09:04 PM (6CIYr) 150
His wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
Posted by: Up Against The Wall at May 13, 2026 09:06 PM (DaCyj) 151
144 til that Katsushika Hokusai, who did that famous woodcut of a tsunami, also did The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.
"It's an octopus pleasuring a lady." AD 1814. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE) I'll be in my bunk. Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 13, 2026 09:07 PM (B0NCh) 152
Tater, I've heard about that monument. Or maybe ones like it.
Japanese have been on those islands long enough not to have a sense of humor about tsunamis. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:07 PM (gKWVE) 153
til that Katsushika Hokusai, who did that famous woodcut of a tsunami, also did The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.
"It's an octopus pleasuring a lady." AD 1814. Posted by: gKWVE Two octopuses. Octopi. Octopodes. Whatever. And the text in the background of the woodcut is their dialogue. Japanese pleasure octopuses can talk. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:08 PM (VHUov) 154
OK, three names are for serial killers, Presidential assassins, and southern belles. But if the middle name isn't "Lou" it's sus.
Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov) I do admit, "Muddy-May Suggins" is one of my favorite Simpsons one-off jokes. It was one of Homer's wayward Mom's aliases. You know, back when The Simpsons was funny. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 09:09 PM (0aYVJ) 155
Giant mud puppys? My sisters were never impressed even with the little ones we caught from time to time.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 08:53 PM (8avO+) ~~~~~ Not the real ones. Around Christmas time there were stuffed plushie axolotls and other toys. Some of the kids around here were crazy about them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 09:10 PM (3ImbR) 156
150 His wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
Posted by: Up Against The Wall at May 13, 2026 09:06 PM (DaCyj) They droved off a cliff in thst movie show? Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 09:10 PM (LHPAg) 157
The Goldens are out of control!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 13, 2026 09:11 PM (xcxpd) 158
His wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
Posted by: Up Against The Wall at May 13, 2026 09:06 PM (DaCyj) Was he a skinny dude who tried to hide underneath a couch? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ) 159
I’ve never had a dog.
A parakeet when I was a child and four cats (at separate times) as an adult. I’m gone too much for a dog. 10 hour days alone five days a week is too much to be alone. It wouldnt be fair to the doggo. Cats do ok. Although Lucy does love it when I’m home during the day. Oh well. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 09:12 PM (A5RD0) 160
OK, three names are for serial killers, Presidential assassins, and southern belles. But if the middle name isn't "Lou" it's sus.
Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov) Harsh Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 13, 2026 09:12 PM (xcxpd) 161
Looks like Mississippi isn't going to redistrict before the midterms. Reeves said no
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 09:14 PM (gu0hJ) 162
Granted. But must we refer to them by all three names every time? I say, no. It's like Haley Joel Osment, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Alexandra Occasional-Cortex. It's exhausting. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Yes, because her name, if you went to lunch with her, would be Ana Paulina. Not Ana. Emmy Lou Harris is Emmy Lou. Not Emmy. Lisa Marie Presley is Lisa Marie. Not Lisa. And Spanish last names are hyphenated. It’s like me calling you Pug Mah. But don’t worry, if you were here we would probably just call you Bubba, if you had a brother. Or Booger. Why that is is thing I do not know, but just like the maiden name of your mama becomes your first name, it just is the law. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:14 PM (OoFl2) 163
I've got four names: first, middle, Confirmation name, surname.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 09:15 PM (3ImbR) 164
161 Looks like Mississippi isn't going to redistrict before the midterms. Reeves said no
Posted by: Smell the Glove Told you so. Sportsball rules the South. The good ol' boys there don't want to do anything that upsets the players, their families, or the big donors. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:18 PM (gKWVE) 165
Well I have four names!
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at May 13, 2026 09:18 PM (B0NCh) 166
DNI's office were the ones who showed up at the CIA archives in April and basically grabbed the files without any high level authorization. CIA is just getting back the files Gabbard stole from them. And now Gabbard's flunkies are leaking this shit, like its their files.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:20 PM (GD0B3) 167
One of my close friends is Laura Smiths (not her last name). Laura Smiths is her name. If her last name was Anderson, she would be Laura Smoiths Anderson. She has been called Laura Smiths from the day she was born. If you call her Laura, you are corrected. Because it’s not. It’s Laura Smiths. Thank goodness she didn’t hyphenate her last name when she got married, because her last name is long, his last name is long, it would be a mess and a half.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:21 PM (OoFl2) 168
the sooner they fire her stupid ass the better; her and the garbage she hired
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:22 PM (VHUov) 170
Told you so.
Sportsball rules the South. The good ol' boys there don't want to do anything that upsets the players, their families, or the big donors. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 It does rule the South. This is not why. No one is going to give up going to Ole Miss or UGA over this. Or even LSU. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:22 PM (OoFl2) 171
I’m gone too much for a dog. 10 hour days alone five days a week is too much to be alone. It wouldnt be fair to the doggo.
Cats do ok. Although Lucy does love it when I’m home during the day. Oh well. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 09:12 PM (A5RD0) I agree. We may get a dog when we retire, and have a piece of land for it to romp in. Cats do okay as indoor pets. Dogs do not. A lot of my neighbors have dogs, some of them large. And I will sometimes hear plaintive barking. It saddens me. Do not get a dog if you are unable to properly care for it. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 09:23 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 09:23 PM (viF8m) 173
Well he was born
In Oklahoma His wife’s name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz He sure does like His Falstaff beer Chase it down With that Wild Turkey liquor Got a GMC pickup truck Bumper sticker “Goat roper’s need lovin’ too” Etc Posted by: Up Against The Wall at May 13, 2026 09:23 PM (/FU0J) 174
169 Harsh
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now that's comedy. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:22 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at May 13, 2026 09:23 PM (xcxpd) 175
This is why I'm forbidden to shop for food. I tried it once. My multiple carts tied together like a freight train of joy with the bacon caboose didn't go over well.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at Y’all went to the same school of nutrition. This is crazy. There is frozen pizza in here! And mochi. J said “it’s green! What more do you want, girl?” * It’s green tea flavor. Sigh. *say this in a very heavy southern drawl to get the accurate effect of what is happening here in casa de Piper right now. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:41 PM (p4NUW) I went to the man school of nutrition, completely normal to.... hmmm... Frozen pizza you say? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 09:25 PM (snZF9) 176
There is nothing in those files. There is nothing new after 60 years. If there was something , it is long gone.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3) 177
Pizza is arguably Nature’s Most Perfect Food.
Done right, anyhow. Haven’t had a good one in a long time. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 09:27 PM (/FU0J) 178
Gotta thunderstorm blowing through my little part of Babylon DC.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 09:27 PM (sAmhv) 179
Mmmkay. I seem to have stepped on a nest of yellowjackets. Kind of funny what set folks off.
*lesson learned* Still love y'all. Posted by: Pugsly Jameson Mahonowitz at May 13, 2026 09:28 PM (0aYVJ) 180
DNI's office were the ones who showed up at the CIA archives in April and basically grabbed the files without any high level authorization. CIA is just getting back the files Gabbard stole from them. And now Gabbard's flunkies are leaking this shit, like its their files. Posted by: runner ============= Well, that changes things if true. Not that I doubt you, but what's your source? Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 09:28 PM (XJ22o) 181
I went to the man school of nutrition, completely normal to.... hmmm... Frozen pizza you say? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Do not lose sight of the $50M (slight exaggeration) wood fired pizza oven sitting out back. He is Italian. Spent 1/2 his time in Italy, other half here. Speaks Italian fluently. Frozen pizza. I cannot. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:29 PM (hftzA) 182
Well, that changes things if true. Not that I doubt you, but what's your source? Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 09:28 PM (XJ22o) I usually do : https://tinyurl.com/2j82fajv Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:30 PM (GD0B3) 183
*have a source
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:31 PM (GD0B3) 184
>>>One of my close friends is Laura Smiths
~~~~~ I've got a friend since childhood named Paulie. It wasn't until college that we found out his name was actually Paul Lee. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 09:34 PM (3ImbR) 185
176 There is nothing in those files. There is nothing new after 60 years. If there was something , it is long gone.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:26 PM (GD0B3) take it from Mossad Posted by: t-rash at May 13, 2026 09:34 PM (3MpDo) 186
I've got a friend since childhood named Paulie. It wasn't until college that we found out his name was actually Paul Lee.
=== 😂😂 Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:34 PM (GD0B3) 187
take it from Mossad Posted by: t-rash at May 13, 2026 09:34 PM (3MpDo) https://tinyurl.com/mr2fzrs3 Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:36 PM (GD0B3) 189
The DNI oversees all US intelligence agencies including the CIA. The DNI has the legal authority to take the information it wants from the CIA or any intel agency it chooses.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 09:37 PM (viF8m) 190
179 Mmmkay. I seem to have stepped on a nest of yellowjackets. Kind of funny what set folks off.
*lesson learned* Still love y'all. Posted by: Pugsly Jameson Mahonowitz Wait, you don’t want to be Booger Lee? I don’t understand. 😊 Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:39 PM (pZEOD) 191
DNI - do not invite; no one wants her near real intelligence, Ratcliffe's the one Trump goes to; Gabbard is using her time to chase stale rumors and hire groypers
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3) 192
>>>Four that you know of.
~~~~~ Seriously. And the only one who ever used any one of them was my Mom. At this stage, I pretty much answer to anything. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 09:41 PM (3ImbR) 193
my first and last names are common, so the middle name gets used a lot. especially by my mom when i did something wrong
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:41 PM (gKWVE) 194
Pizza is arguably Nature’s Most Perfect Food.
Done right, anyhow. Haven’t had a good one in a long time. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 09:27 PM With pineapple, of course. Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 13, 2026 09:43 PM (0sNs1) 195
193 my first and last names are common, so the middle name gets used a lot. especially by my mom when i did something wrong
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:41 PM (gKWVE) The only time I was ever called by my real, government first name, it was because I was in trouble. True to this day. Strikes fear in my heart. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:44 PM (pZEOD) 196
I’ve no idea why my parents gave me the name I have. Not a familial name. I love my name. But no idea how it came about. Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 09:45 PM (lwMpu) 197
Pizza is indeed a nearly perfect delivery system for sustenance. Village Inn Pizza (not to be confused with the family restaurant) is awesome. But I have not seen it outside of Montana.
Posted by: Pugsly Jameson Mahonowitz at May 13, 2026 09:48 PM (0aYVJ) 198
I’ve no idea why my parents gave me the name I have. Not a familial name. I love my name. But no idea how it came about. Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched I've got one from Dad and one from Dad's Dad. Oldest of my younger brothers got one from Mom's Dad. The rest are, as far as I know, new to the family. But all normal boring Biblical names. No Dweezils or DaShawns. Posted by: mikeski at May 13, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov) 199
Village Inn Pizza still lives in Billings MT. Order the "Marshall" and a pitcher of beer.
Posted by: free tibet at May 13, 2026 09:53 PM (iNp3L) 200
189 The DNI oversees all US intelligence agencies including the CIA. The DNI has the legal authority to take the information it wants from the CIA or any intel agency it chooses.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 09:37 PM (viF8m) Nuh-uh. Rerun says otherwise, and now you've done an anti-semitism by disagreeing with him, and when you die you have to go to hell with Vic instead of on the missed friends wall. Posted by: scriggly at May 13, 2026 09:53 PM (+s4+r) 201
I'm kinda miffed I didn't get tagged with a "Tiberius" somewhere.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:54 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 09:55 PM (Y8DZL) 203
191 DNI - do not invite; no one wants her near real intelligence, Ratcliffe's the one Trump goes to; Gabbard is using her time to chase stale rumors and hire groypers
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3) Ratcliffe is a disappointment after today. CIA issues a press release condemning the Senate hearing with the CIA whistleblower accusing Fauci of blocking CIA finding of a China lab leak. Ratcliffe says nothing, silence is tacit agreement. Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 09:57 PM (y171U) 204
Germany wants to have the strongest army in Europe by… 2039.
Japan wants to change their constitution so they can re-militarize. I think Italy has some catching up to do. 😁 Posted by: mindful webworker - folding a napkin into a swan at May 13, 2026 10:01 PM (Cfy2X) 205
Xi is literally rolling out the red carpet for Trump. Pretty spectacular moment.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 10:02 PM (viF8m) 206
Nood NOT
Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 13, 2026 10:03 PM (Zgji7) 207
Do not lose sight of the $50M (slight exaggeration) wood fired pizza oven sitting out back. He is Italian. Spent 1/2 his time in Italy, other half here. Speaks Italian fluently. Frozen pizza. I cannot.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 09:29 PM (hftzA) yeah I know. I make my pizza from scratch including the dough. We have great pizza places around here though, so there is no down side to being lazy. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:05 PM (snZF9) 208
Radcliffe is a fag, and his shit’s all retarded.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 10:05 PM (AnnNE) 209
Did TRex get caught in a stegosaurus stampede?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy) 210
I’ve no idea why my parents gave me the name I have. Not a familial name. I love my name. But no idea how it came about. Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched Its a very nice name though. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:07 PM (snZF9) 211
Village Inn Pizza still lives in Billings MT. Order the "Marshall" and a pitcher of beer.
Posted by: free tibet at May 13, 2026 09:53 PM (iNp3L) They moved. We often visited the old A-Frame building on Grand Avenue. Damn good pizza. Light sauce, thin crust, great toppings. I remember going there as a kid, in 1975. I lived on Avenue B. Went to school at Rose Park, then Boulder Avenue when we moved. Nostalgia is a muthufucka. I'm all floofy now. Posted by: Pugsly Jameson Mahonowitz at May 13, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ) 212
Yeah-Village Inn moved to just off 24th next to CJ's.
Posted by: free tibet at May 13, 2026 10:12 PM (iNp3L) 213
Nood ONT
Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at May 13, 2026 10:14 PM (Zgji7) 214
208 Radcliffe is a fag, and his shit’s all retarded.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 10:05 PM (AnnNE) A deep state traitor. Fire him. Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U) Massive Report Details the Apocalyptic Evil of the October 7 Massacre -- as the NYT Hides That Reporting to Push Absurd Hamas Propaganda About Israel Training Dogs to Rape Palestinian Terrorist PrisonersAnd the Times rushed that article out -- as opinion, not news, because they couldn't confirm any of the absurd claims in the Hamas propaganda discharge -- to blunt the impact of report about real warcrimes and nihilistic murder-cult depravity. Read the whole thing, if you can. There are additional stories of family members forced at gunpoint to perform sexual acts on each other, for the humiliation and depraved evil of it. Because this story was coming out, it fell to one of the NYT's many terrorist mouthpieces to launder the propganda claims of the Hamas terrorist organization into print in a formerly "respectable" and formerly western outlet. David Harsanyi: Like many leftists living in social media bubbles, New York Times op-ed columnist Nicholas Kristof is obsessed with Israel. And because he has a risible understanding of the Middle East, he's also highly susceptible to believing unhinged conspiracies aimed at the country. This week, however, in a pseudo-journalistic piece headlined "The Silence That Meets the Rape of Palestinians," the columnist excavates conspiracies so unhinged that no marginally reputable media outlet has ever touched them. Even the New York Times relegates it to its op-ed section, since the piece breaks every rule of objective journalism. But even columnists have an obligation to abide by the basic standards of evidence. Kristof does not. Kristof tells the story of an unnamed 23-year-old Palestinian woman who contends she was arrested after Oct. 7, strip-searched, mocked, tied up, beaten, and then molested and likely raped by Israelis. The Israelis, the woman tells Kristof, wanted to "crush her spirit," a curiously political statement for an alleged rape victim. In any event, Kristof not only fails to provide the woman's name, but he offers no other witness, no complaint, no medical evidence from an Arab doctor, no photos of bruises, nothing but the accusation. Did the columnist ever verify that the woman had been detained? Because Kristof doesn't tell us in which prison this woman was purportedly held, or why she was arrested, or even when. Any competent journalist would have heard blaring sirens when a story leaves out any detail that could be used to launch a genuine investigation. It's difficult to believe that's an accident. Yet, Kristof treats all the allegations as fact. Then again, even the named sources Kristof relies on are highly problematic. Sami Sai, an introspective "freelance journalist" according to Kristof, is actually a Palestinian activist who publicly celebrated on Oct 7. Sai, who has been arrested numerous times for violent incitement, has an evolving story about allegedly being raped. Another "source" is longtime Palestinian activist and media favorite Issa Amro, who also has an ever-changing story about his time in an Israeli prison. In a 2024 Washington Post piece, for example, Amro very specifically claimed that he was threatened with sexual assault while in Israeli detention. In Kristof's column, he has morphed into a victim of rape. But Kristof's most cartoonishly evil accusation contends that the Israelis use trained dogs to rape Palestinian prisoners. This hoax is the favorite of online antisemitic podcaster types. Not only has there never been a shred of evidence that this has happened, but it's also probably "biologically and cognitively unfeasible" for humans to train dogs to rape people. The dog rape claim originates with the EuroMed Human Rights Monitor, a pro-Hamas Qatari-based group. It was spread by, among other shady types, conspiracy theorist Shaiel Ben-Ephraim, a former postdoctoral fellow at UCLA who was forced to leave the school after sexual-harassment allegations involving minors. Palestinians have spent over 70 years pulling hoaxes on gullible Westerners to gain sympathy. Anyone who's followed the Middle East situation for more than five minutes is aware that Israel's enemies are constantly making up ludicrous claims about trained animals. Israelis are apparently the greatest animal trainers in history. The country has been accused of deploying sharks, rats, lizards, cows, dolphins, hawks, and pigs by its enemies. The only difference here is that a Western journalist was credulous or despicable enough to spread the conspiracy.People pointed out that no reports of a "dog raping a human being" have ever been filed, anywhere, and that it seems mechanically impossible for a dog to accomplish this. Kristof rebutted that his Palestinian sources had provided him with "medical journals" discussing accounts of dog rape. But he didn't read those journals, of course. Because they were reporting human violations of dogs, not dogs' violations of humans. Tomatoh, tamatoh, right? I wonder what the relative stats for rapes are as between Jews and Muslims. No I don't. I know. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
NYT isn’t fit for lining the birdcage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM (kzq+c) 2
The sad thing is, many will probably say the ISRAELI story is to blunt the NYTs one.
I fucking hate people. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (Sco7b) 4
Rape-dogs. Sure.
Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (WlOvh) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (kzq+c) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 06:47 PM (3ek7K) 7
I think Kristof is projecting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX) 8
hate us and want us dead.
kristof and the nyt, that is. no better than the sadistic terrorists they so admire. Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 06:48 PM (VyBeY) 9
Rape dogs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 06:48 PM (+YoHw) 10
ny times, the number one choice of canary cage owners everywhere
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 06:48 PM (CWTWj) 11
The real truth is that leftist will read that and enjoy it. It is a mistake to think they don't know the truth even as they deny it.
When that Swedish activist kid was detained going to Gaza they showed her the films, she's still sailing about heading for god knows where for publicity. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:48 PM (8avO+) 12
and no i didn't see first comment.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 06:48 PM (CWTWj) 13
Someone's dog humped my leg once, which was embarrassing.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 06:49 PM (gKWVE) 14
History Channel does have that one show - 'The World Without...' and the the US, Britain and other countries.
An Islam version would rule. What have been their greatest contributions? Yeah.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b) 15
It does not bother the NYT that Kristof has no verifiable sources.
I saw a tweet earlier; if you buy this story it is conclusive you must be retarded. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX) 16
for many people truth is what fits their sacred beliefs
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 06:49 PM (CWTWj) 17
I think most potent comment came from Batya Ungar-Sargon
"Batya Ungar-Sargon @bungarsargon May 12 I'm sorry but "Jews trained dogs to rape prisoners" is an IQ test and a lot of you are failing" Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (GD0B3) 18
All musselmen are stone age savages at-heart. Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (5rh/l) 19
Send in the Great Pyrenees with Peyronie's!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (+YoHw) 20
dogs are unclean. goats
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (CWTWj) 21
Rape-dogs. Sure.
Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (WlOvh) Much of Palestinian propaganda seems to serve two purposes: to paint the Israelis as inhuman monsters, but also to whip their guys into an insane, blind psychotic rage for sending them at the Israelis. Dogs are not well liked in Islam (seen as unclean- another reason Islam is shit.) So combining that with them being forcibly raped by something they view as unclean? Means they are both afraid of surrender and will be rage stroking if they have an Israeli at their mercy. Remember, October 7 makes the point that they WANT atrocities. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s) 22
The Gazans are sub-human savages.
Bacteria are a higher form of life, more deserving of respect. If every single Gazan disappeared tomorrow, I would not shed a single tear. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (gnNyN) 23
FIST!
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e) 24
I'm trying to wrap my head around that headline and it hurts.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:51 PM (D1E+2) 25
Fer the lov'a...
I realize that the "Palestinians" are mostly inbred idiots, but do they really think real people with working intellects would believe their spew? Then of course, I need to remember that democrats are mostly inbred idiots.... Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:52 PM (DwqWV) 26
The IQ test was about a dozen years ago. You're either too far gone or not a leftard. There's no in between no more.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 06:52 PM (vE0+H) 27
And yet if one calls for a ban on all muslim immigration into this country one is called a racist, a bigot, hateful and prejudiced and banned from society.
Posted by: Ban All Muslim Immigration at May 13, 2026 06:52 PM (Jn2Yg) 28
In turn, the Paleos gave the rape dogs Monkeypox.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 13, 2026 06:52 PM (wBaIH) 29
1 NYT isn’t fit for lining the birdcage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM I assume bird sh*t recoils at touching something as foul as the NYT. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (HlyYF) 30
Rape dogs > rape cats
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (lCppi) 31
What can I say, this filth needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. And they will be. And Islamic Republic of Iran will pay for it.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (GD0B3) 32
Any "people" who do not like dogs are suspect. Those who dislike them religiously are completely cracked.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (DwqWV) 33
I'm disappointed that it's not true.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (CNl8/) 34
On Breaking Points they were like oh but there were 14 accounts from Palestinians and they can’t all be lying. And it’s the NYT they wouldn’t run a. Story without serious fact checking.
I don’t think they’re retarded enough to believe this. But hating Jews is what all the cool online kids are doing now so they go with it. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (S+xAM) 35
29 1 NYT isn’t fit for lining the birdcage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM I assume bird sh*t recoils at touching something as foul as the NYT. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (HlyYF) I sure wouldn't wrap a fish in it. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (DwqWV) 36
Rape dogs > rape cats
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (lCppi) They didnt go with cats because cats thought ALL humans were beneath them. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s) 37
Wipe them all out. If you happen to get the NYT as collateral damage, oh well.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (96JfZ) Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (+YoHw) 39
Scooby Doo, how could you?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (Cqx++) 40
Rape dogs > rape cats
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (lCppi) They didnt go with cats because cats thought ALL humans were beneath them. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s) its well known cats aren't trainable. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (8avO+) 41
>>>And yet if one calls for a ban on all muslim immigration into this country one is called a racist, a bigot, hateful and prejudiced and banned from society.
Posted by: Ban All Muslim Immigration >You forgot genocide. That's the ticket. We're extinguishing entire species here, people. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (D1E+2) 42
I have to read it.
I had a kid in class this semester--not a bad kid, but he repeated a bunch of anti-Semitic (excuse me, "anti-Zionist") mantras he'd gotten off the Internet, including the insinuation that most of what happened on October 7 was made up by the Mossad. There was nothing to be gained by telling him he was full of sh*t, so I let most of it go. But in case I get another kid like this down the road, I need to be ready to blast that stuff out of the water. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (lHPJf) 43
I don't think a dog would even hump the leg of a Pali.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F) 44
A NYT article Comparing the actual atrocities of the Palestinians with the fantastically absurd cartoonish made-up rape dogs of the Israelis is beyond oarody.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi) Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:56 PM (CNl8/) 46
“had a kid in class this semester--not a bad kid, but he repeated a bunch of anti-Semitic (excuse me, "anti-Zionist") mantras he'd gotten off the Internet, including the insinuation that most of what happened on October 7 was made up by the Mossad.”
— It was all fake and they deserved it. Much like how the attempts on Trump’s life were staged and it’s a shame the assassins missed. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (S+xAM) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (HdYcL) 48
The Gazans are sub-human savages.
Bacteria are a higher form of life, more deserving of respect. If every single Gazan disappeared tomorrow, I would not shed a single tear. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (gnNyN) I think I've said this before, but for much of my youth I really struggled with the wars of extermination described in the Old Testament: wars conducted by the Hebrews against the Amalekites and all the other -ites. I don't have that problem anymore. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (lHPJf) 49
I have to read it.
I had a kid in class this semester--not a bad kid, but he repeated a bunch of anti-Semitic (excuse me, "anti-Zionist") mantras he'd gotten off the Internet, including the insinuation that most of what happened on October 7 was made up by the Mossad. There was nothing to be gained by telling him he was full of sh*t, so I let most of it go. But in case I get another kid like this down the road, I need to be ready to blast that stuff out of the water. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 06:55 PM (lHPJf) Israel had to block Gaza's internet access to keep them from spreading films all over. Hardly likely if it was their own op. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+) 50
The bitter irony is the American Kennel Club does not recognize Rape-Dogs as an official breed.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (wBaIH) 51
They raped me with a penguin!
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (vFG9F) 52
Dude, there are some things even i wouldn't hump.
Posted by: Fido at May 13, 2026 06:58 PM (0e5Te) 53
I've never understood people who follow a cause that forces them to believe blatant lies and yet they insist they are the good guys. Even a casual knowledge of the region proves over and over that the Palestinians are low life liars, terrorists and all around scumbags. Even other Arabs can't stand them and won't take them into their countries. They just use them as a weapon against Israel.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m) 54
The mid Hudson where I live has a large Jewish population. It also has a large volume of leftist aholes. There have been protests in the uptown area about a from me and Jews for peace have been a large part of them. I'd be willing to bet that most of the anti Zionists, Jews or other would say this report is all lies. I'm still expecting violence soon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:59 PM (gu0hJ) 55
>>>Dolphins will actually try to rape humans.
>So will penguins and otters. Have you been paying attention? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:59 PM (D1E+2) 56
The NYT ombudsman(?) said they stand by their story and sent Kristof to perform "firsthand reporting".
That guy is a f*cking journalist and doesn't understand what firsthand means? If you personally witness bombs hitting a certain location, that is firsthand reporting. If you listen to someone tell you a story, that is secondhand reporting. Whether you went to where they live or if they walked into your office. Lord, please save us from "experts". Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 06:59 PM (HlyYF) 57
Does not one person possess a functioning frontal lobe at the NY Times? Or have they never seen a dog? Who seriously can believe a dog could physically rape a human, that is lunacy. I skipped over the October 7th savagery, it gave me nightmares back in 23. Israel is completely justified in nukeing the place into glass.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Swr8B) 58
Why would a dog even want to do something like that?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:00 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:00 PM (Sco7b) 60
I think I've said this before, but for much of my youth I really struggled with the wars of extermination described in the Old Testament: wars conducted by the Hebrews against the Amalekites and all the other -ites. I don't have that problem anymore. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (lHPJf) --- We don't like to think about it too much because we are "civilized," but there really are people on this planet--entire societies--that are so vile, so degraded, that their very existence is a blight against God. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 07:00 PM (gnNyN) 61
From last thread, looking up the etymology of "Palestine", the ancient Hebrew word it comes from is about invaders, the land of the invaders (Philistines). So, for 3000 years, it's all been about invasion of Israel. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 07:00 PM (w6EFb) 62
From the mythological fog Come the dread Israeli rape dogs Give a treat if they beg Or they'll hump your leg And splatter your jeans with crotchnog!! Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 07:00 PM (iJfKG) 63
Next thing you know the Palis will claim the Israelis turned their dead bodies into lampshades and soap.
These bitter ancient tribal hatreds and violence can go on forever as the children and grandchildren and greatgrandchildren nurse the grievances of the prior generations ad infinitum unless the Israelis kill every last one of them and their animals too. The least worst solution would be to just make Israel the 51st state and take control over the situation and impose a peace. As Americans we're ultimately on the hook anyway for whatever conflicts Israel gets into. We're like the big brother whose little brother gets into all kinds of fights at school and promises payback from big brother and then we find out we have to fight an entire gang of hard guys for little bro. Posted by: TITP at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YwIpu) Posted by: Petting zoo dolphins whistling past Davey Jones locker at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM (Escyj) 65
The fact that muslims hate dogs and would love to kill them seems to be not a coincidence
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM (lCppi) 66
40 Rape dogs > rape cats
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 06:53 PM (lCppi) Snowflake has walked on me when I've been sleeping and almost pretty much sat on my face. I don't know where that falls on the animal rape spectrum. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b) 67
Kristoff went to Harvard, is the son of college perfesers one of whom was born in Poland. I don’t think it’s possible to create a more anti-Israel/Jewish person if you tried.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:02 PM (S+xAM) 68
If every single Gazan disappeared tomorrow, I would not shed a single tear. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 06:50 PM (gnNyN) ____________ Islam may have had a period of advancement (though likely overestimated) about 800 years ago, but it's been total deadweight, useless when not destructive, for since then too many centuries to recall. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:02 PM (HdYcL) 69
The rag-heads did this to Israelis. They intend to do this to us. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2026 07:03 PM (VWtfl) 70
I thought Kristof has been dead for years. Turns out only his credibility has been.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at May 13, 2026 07:03 PM (wBaIH) 71
Women were stripped, bound, stabbed, shot and burned. They were executed both during and after rape amid an orgy of violence in which 1,200 people were killed and 250 taken hostage.
Heads were decapitated. Pelvic bones shattered. Even after death, rape continued. A grotesque, medieval obsession with sexual organs pervaded the crime scenes —— Who are we to criticize their culture? Ethnocentric, patriarchal cis-normative patterns of oppression, you guys!! Posted by: Your College Professors at May 13, 2026 07:03 PM (umyLr) 72
Islam may have had a period of advancement (though likely overestimated) about 800 years ago, but it's been total deadweight, useless when not destructive, for since then too many centuries to recall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:02 PM (HdYcL) what brought that to an end was the rise of ... fundamentalist Islam. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:03 PM (8avO+) 73
Actually, the poodle wasn't so bad.
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 13, 2026 07:04 PM (vFG9F) 74
A friend at my shooting club is a teacher in a city with a lot of Pally families. He says they are nice, normal kids, until the conversation veers into Israel/Jews. Then they are rabid maniacs.
I don't have an ounce of sympathy for any of them. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:04 PM (iERP6) 75
The last dog that tried to hump my leg could barely get his little lipstick schnitzel up to my ankle. I guess my sock smelled like poontang.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 07:04 PM (D1E+2) Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 07:04 PM (XLfSN) 77
65 The fact that muslims hate dogs and would love to kill them seems to be not a coincidence
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM I predict that in the not distant future we will start to get stories out of the UK about Muslims killing dogs. If they use the excuse that it is appropriate to kill your rapist, then a Woke judge will probably set the perps free without any penalty. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM (HlyYF) 78
They raped me with a penguin!
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 13, 2026 06:57 PM (vFG9F) ---- And the penguin is still suffering PTSD from the experience. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM (gnNyN) 79
I predict that in the not distant future we will start to get stories out of the UK about Muslims killing dogs.
If they use the excuse that it is appropriate to kill your rapist, then a Woke judge will probably set the perps free without any penalty. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM (HlyYF) Already in the works, places are starting to ban dogs. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8avO+) 80
Are they sure it wasnt otters ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2026 07:06 PM (NtVYv) 81
I don't know where that falls on the animal rape spectrum.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b Tea bagging. You've been tea bagged by a cat. And it means the exact same thing as that 12 year old doing it in call of duty. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:06 PM (HdYcL) 83
Oh please. Next thing you know you will be telling me there was a Holocaust back in the 30's and 40's.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske) 84
A Democrat congressman from NJ tweeted that NYT is on Hamas’s payroll with that article.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (S+xAM) 85
"Who are we to criticize their culture? Ethnocentric, patriarchal cis-normative patterns of oppression, you guys!!
Posted by: Your College Professors" You are right. We should not waste time criticizing or negotiating with murderous savages. Just eradicate them. Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F) 86
There have been protests in the uptown area about a from me and “Jews for peace” have been a large part of them.
——- Aka “Self-Gassing Jews”. It’s always the same, there is a brain-dead Catholic component, and the Lutherans are in serious moon-battery territory. Posted by: Your College Professors at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (umyLr) 87
Kristof writes for the NYT. Just across the river there have been two pogroms involving pro Hamas people in the last two weeks. More expected and all that Mamdani is doing is spouting Kamala like word salad. But Kristof listens to Hamas. You can't fix stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (gu0hJ) 88
The least worst solution would be to just make Israel the 51st state and take control over the situation and impose a peace.
Posted by: TITP at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YwIpu) That is idiotic, and is wanted by nobody in Israel or America. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (iERP6) 89
Already in the works, places are starting to ban dogs. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM (8avO+) ____________ Islamic maniacs will join with AR maniacs. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (HdYcL) 90
When the rusty scimitars of the Left's New Fucking Favorite comes for their very throats..... trails off quietly...
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H) 91
There's been a commercial for a show called "Must Love Dogs" and they make some sort of derogatory comment about people that don't like dogs.
I always laugh and think I HAVE to introduce these people to Islam. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:08 PM (Sco7b) 92
Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY · May 12 This New York Times "article" about Israel is such a journalistic atrocity that I actually feel stupid reading it out loud. If everyone at the NYT who is responsible for this is not fired, then the publication will lose whatever shred of credibility it has left. Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 07:08 PM (kX27y) 93
We should not waste time criticizing or negotiating with murderous savages.
-------- That's no way to talk about the New York Times. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 07:08 PM (vE0+H) 94
Dolphins will actually try to rape humans.
https://youtu.be/uFM3oRvys-0 Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:56 PM (CNl8/) --- Ask Julia Roberts, so will gorillas. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e) 95
Already in the works, places are starting to ban dogs.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:05 PM Yep, but that is only Step 1. If you are a barbarian, then there is very little reason to not move onto Step 2. (killing dogs), and then to be more efficient, Step 3. (killing dog owners). Imposing your will is quite easy ... when you have a monopoly on violence. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:08 PM (HlyYF) 96
Next thing you know you will be telling me there was a Holocaust back in the 30's and 40's
——— Nope, that Never Happened (Though it was a Good Thing!) Posted by: Your College Professors at May 13, 2026 07:09 PM (umyLr) 97
Ima with Nurse Ratched on this one. Rap dogs, okay; rape dogs just no. Life is to precious to waste on such dark insanities.
Posted by: kingsman at May 13, 2026 07:09 PM (ehY6c) 98
Wonder how much Kristoff got paid or what kind of favors he go to publish this. maybe we should ask someone in Turkey...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3) 99
There have been protests in the uptown area about a from me and “Jews for peace” have been a large part of them.
— I saw a video clip of Orthodox Jews waving Palestinian flags and marching with the Arabs in Brooklyn. It’s wild. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (S+xAM) 100
But the NYTimes is run and staffed by Jews isn't it?
Posted by: TJ jackson at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (bXvrr) 101
Is the NYT admitting that rape is a form of terrorism?
Because this is a known trend in western nations by immigrants from one particular region against the locals. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (K00qy) 102
Those who discovered these atrocities, who investigated them, reported them, I pray that somehow they're able to "unsee" these terrible images and live with the trauma.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (0/b2/) 103
We penguins wouldn't rape muzzies, even we have standards
Signed , Big Penguin Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 07:11 PM (gu0hJ) 104
>>The least worst solution would be to just make Israel the 51st state and take control over the situation and impose a peace. As Americans we're ultimately on the hook anyway for whatever conflicts Israel gets into.
How is Israel any different than Albania or Estonia? They are both NATO countries and if they get attacked we are bound to go to war on their behalf. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m) 105
The least worst solution would be to just make Israel the 51st state and take control over the situation and impose a peace.
Posted by: TITP at May 13, 2026 07:01 PM (YwIpu) That is idiotic, and is wanted by nobody in Israel or America. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (iERP6) Dammit. My parents would have to fly to the middle east. They hit Hawaii for their 50th (only reason mom got the vax.) They drove to all the others. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s) 106
100 But the NYTimes is run and staffed by Jews isn't it?
Posted by: TJ jackson at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM[/i[ Why not? According to brain-dead Leftists, EVERYTHING is run by The Jews. (Wish I knew how to type that little TM superscript.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (HlyYF) 107
Muzzies in NYC have started making noise about banning dogs in the city.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (S+xAM) 108
A Democrat congressman from NJ tweeted that NYT is on Hamas’s payroll with that article.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (S+xAM) No, he didn't, but he was very critical of the NYT and Kristoff. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (iERP6) 109
People pointed out that no reports of a "dog raping a human being" have ever been filed, anywhere, and that it seems mechanically impossible for a dog to accomplish this.
--- Didn't we hear about this about Iran in the 70s and Iraq in the 90s? I thought I heard about "rape dogs" back then. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e) 110
Content Warning:
>>>Volunteer Nachman Shai Revivo remembers the body of a naked man who appeared to have been sexually abused. >>>His hands were 'clenched' and there was grass and mud still in them as if 'he had been on his stomach and was desperately looking for a hole to crawl into'. >>>Another Nova survivor, using the pseudonym Sapir, told how a woman was gang raped by terrorists during which one cut her breast off. >>>'He throws it on the road, and they are playing with it,' she said. A terrorist then 'shot her in the head' while still assaulting her. >>>Witness Raz Cohen saw a woman pulled out of a vehicle and raped. 'He stabbed her…. I saw her convulsing and fading away… >>>'And then they raped her again, even after she was no longer moving. I saw them raping her.' Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 07:13 PM (96JfZ) 111
We penguins wouldn't rape muzzies, even we have standards
Signed , Big Penguin Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 07:11 PM (gu0hJ) --- Not us! Posted by: Big Otter at May 13, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e) 112
Tea bagging. You've been tea bagged by a cat. And it means the exact same thing as that 12 year old doing it in call of duty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s) It's a her so not tea bagging. Thanks to progtards and the tea party, yeah, I know what tea-bagging is. It was more attempted face-sitting.. but there was no cat ass to face contact. But cat face-sitting. Wow, channel 50 Detroit just had a commercial for some subhuman bitch named Haley Stevens (sp) saying how she wants to fight ICE and President Trump. Wow. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:13 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:13 PM (HdYcL) 114
Can't believe anyone reads the NYT or pays it any attention, or that this administration (if it does) does so much as return a phone call to them, much less interview with them. We're many years past where that was defensible. Of course the boss is addicted to some pretty dumb press, apparently, so the appropriate measures are unlucky. Sad!
Meanwhile, the despicable Kemp in GA has called a special session to redistrict. With luck they'll also ban all voting machines/electronics. But I know bupkus about the GA situation, other than that the GOP there, generally, seems to be in a contest with that of AZ to be the worst in the country. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 07:13 PM (U/Byj) 115
Dammit. My parents would have to fly to the middle east. They hit Hawaii for their 50th (only reason mom got the vax.) They drove to all the others.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (zZu0s) if the pack ice is thick on the Bering Strait they could drive there. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 07:14 PM (8avO+) 116
I read somewhere that allegedly Pinochets 's government trained a dog to rape communists. Don't know if it was in helicopters though
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 07:14 PM (gu0hJ) 117
This is so hard to read. These are not humans. They have given up their rights to be humans the minute they stopped acting human.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (p4NUW) 118
A Democrat congressman from NJ tweeted that NYT is on Hamas’s payroll with that article.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (S+xAM) No, he didn't, but he was very critical of the NYT and Kristoff. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (iERP6) He tweeted this: “it’s almost as if the NYT is on Hamas’ payroll”. Direct quote. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (S+xAM) 119
This is so hard to read. These are not humans. They have given up their rights to be humans the minute they stopped acting human.
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (p4NUW) Agreed, pure evil. Demons Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (NtVYv) 120
Yet there are people who don't want to believe the Oct 7 attack
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0) 121
I saw a video clip of Orthodox Jews waving Palestinian flags and marching with the Arabs in Brooklyn.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:10 PM (S+xAM) They aren't Orthodox, they are Hasidic, and they belong to a tiny sect called Neturei Karta. They are crazy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:16 PM (iERP6) 122
C'mon people, rape ain't so bad. I mean, gotta pass the time somehow.
Posted by: United Nations Peacekeepers and Rapists at May 13, 2026 07:17 PM (Jn2Yg) 123
If they mean having a doggy dry hump your leg, then we are not discussing atrocities.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 07:18 PM (K00qy) 124
They have given up their rights to be humans the minute they stopped acting human. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (p4NUW) ____________ Oh, no, ma'am. We have legions of academics, bureaucrats and "public intellectuals" excusing and normalizing it. Jews now, anyone who won't fall into line later. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:18 PM (HdYcL) 125
I know it can't be done but every one of those Pali protesting punks should be made to watch 'Silenced No More'.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 07:19 PM (vFG9F) 126
He tweeted this: “it’s almost as if the NYT is on Hamas’ payroll”. Direct quote.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (S+xAM) Not on his Twitter feed he didn't. Please provide a link. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:19 PM (iERP6) 127
They aren't Orthodox, they are Hasidic, and they belong to a tiny sect called Neturei Karta. They are crazy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:16 PM CBD, is that a tiny sect within Hasidism? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:19 PM (HlyYF) 128
122 C'mon people, rape ain't so bad. I mean, gotta pass the time somehow.
Posted by: United Nations Peacekeepers and Rapists at May 13, 2026 07:17 PM (Jn2Yg For $19 a month you too can help save the children from the 'people' at Save the Children. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:19 PM (Sco7b) 129
I wonder what the relative stats for rapes are as between Jews and Muslims.
---- Some activist did this study about 10 years go. She wanted to show that Israeli soldiers were constantly raping Palestinians and using rape as a weapon of war. She found the opposite, that Israelis raping Palestinians was extremely rare. So naturally her conclusion was that the Israelis are so evil and racist that they don't even consider Palestinians human enough to rape. Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 13, 2026 07:20 PM (XMTKW) 130
I know it can't be done but every one of those Pali protesting punks should be made to watch 'Silenced No More'. Posted by: fd ============= They would say it's AI. Nothing can penetrate their brains. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 07:20 PM (XJ22o) 131
I have watched and read everything I can find. I will not turn away for seeing the evilness because for me that would be saying yes it was bad but I don't want to know how bad.
There is no end to the hate in me about this. Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 07:20 PM (z2aPa) 132
The animals were recording themselves with go-pro cameras.
How can people believe it never happened?? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 07:21 PM (K00qy) 133
Don't forget - we're the Nazis.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H) 134
>>>People pointed out that no reports of a "dog raping a human being" have ever been filed, anywhere, and that it seems mechanically impossible for a dog to accomplish this.
I gotta call bullshit on the "impossible" claim. If you have a prisoner and strip them and tie them down in a suitable position, it seems to me that almost any male dog could accomplish the task. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (syz1S) 135
Israelis are apparently the greatest animal trainers in history. The country has been accused of deploying sharks, rats, lizards, cows, dolphins, hawks, and pigs by its enemies.
---- Do they train gerbils? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Richard Gere at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (XMTKW) 136
CBD, is that a tiny sect within Hasidism?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:19 PM (HlyYF) Yes, and there are something like 100 of them in the U.S. and maybe a 1,000 in Israel. They are batshit crazy, hang out with the Mullahs in Iran, and reject Israel as a state (while living on Israeli welfare). Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (iERP6) 137
There is no end to the hate in me about this.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 07:20 PM (z2aPa) I make myself read these accounts, even as my heart breaks. We are dealing with absolute monsters, and far too many people around me close their eyes and stick their fingers in their ears. I am so fucking angry right now. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (0aYVJ) 138
>> Islam may have had a period of advancement (though likely overestimated) about 800 years ago,
This "Golden Age" is traditionally dated as the 8th to 12th/13th centuries, but it peaked around the early 9th, I think. And what they did was build up previous work by the Greeks, Persians, etc, etc, which they translated and expanded upon. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 07:24 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 07:24 PM (954tc) Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 13, 2026 07:24 PM (XMTKW) 141
Depraved animals.
Death is their only cure. There is no rehab. Hamas need to be eradicated to the last person. No mercy. Salt the earth/Biblical style solutions. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 07:25 PM (IifOV) 142
I saw a video clip of Orthodox Jews waving Palestinian flags and marching with the Arabs in Brooklyn. It’s wild. Posted by: Heroq at May How do you know they were orthodox? Or do you mean Hasidic? Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 07:26 PM (p4NUW) 143
New York Times - pay no attention to the Holodomor diet camps in Gaza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD) 144
Isarel: Hamas committed unspeakable atrocities against Jews, and we know, because they filmed themselves doing it and bragged about it afterwards.
Hamas: Israel did something not medically possible with a dog. We heard it from someone. Really, they are the same claim. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 07:26 PM (954tc) 145
Yes, and there are something like 100 of them in the U.S. and maybe a 1,000 in Israel. They are batshit crazy, hang out with the Mullahs in Iran, and reject Israel as a state (while living on Israeli welfare).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM Thanks. The rule appears to be unchanged: If you are a lunatic that hates an intersectional opponent of the global Leftists, then you will be given an outsized amount of media coverage. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:26 PM (HlyYF) 146
Chuckles at LGF before he went insane had the videos of Palestinian kids shows. Oh, I learned to hate those 'people' pretty quickly.
I remember some of the kids about 5 years old marching with fake suicide vests. I'm sure everyone here out of respect to ace has been holding back.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:27 PM (Sco7b) 147
A Democrat congressman from NJ tweeted that NYT is on Hamas’s payroll with that article.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 07:07 PM (S+xAM) ---------- No, he didn't, but he was very critical of the NYT and Kristoff. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:12 PM (iERP6) ~~~~~ Actually, he came damn close: Gottheimer. “We should expect better from the paper of record, particularly with allegations as serious as these. It’s almost as if the NYT is on Hamas’ payroll.” Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 07:27 PM (3ImbR) 148
So the Muslim mutt Pope Leo gave an award to, did the mutt chop Leo's head off afterwards?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD) 149
Muslims hate dogs. So the worst thing that could happen to them is had a dog rape them. That's how you know it's a propaganda lie.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 07:28 PM (IifOV) 150
Yes, and there are something like 100 of them in the U.S. and maybe a 1,000 in Israel. They are batshit crazy, hang out with the Mullahs in Iran, and reject Israel as a state (while living on Israeli welfare).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (iERP6) 100 people or 100 small groups? Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b) 151
The problem with Islam is it really only allows a society to progress to the 14th century or so. After that...it can advance, but only in a parasitic sort of way. Or by no longer following the tenants of their religion.
If not for oil, the middle east would be developmentally at the level of central Africa. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 07:28 PM (954tc) 152
If any Morons want to be even more pissed off, then google "Palestinian kindergarten graduation".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 07:28 PM (HlyYF) 153
The New York Times would think it tacky to take money for something they love to do for free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (2GVsD) 154
There is this Christian sect run by a man named Bob, that just honored, gave its highest diplomatic honor to an Islamic Republic's diplomat at a place called Rome. C-razy stuff. "Pope Leo XIV has awarded the Vatican's highest diplomatic honor, the Papal Order of Pius IX, to Mohammad Hossein Mokhtari, the Ambassador of the Islamic Republic of Iran to the Holy See."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3) 155
Depraved animals.
Death is their only cure. There is no rehab. Hamas need to be eradicated to the last person. No mercy. Salt the earth/Biblical style solutions. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 07:25 PM (IifOV) Yep. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (96JfZ) 156
I gotta call bullshit on the "impossible" claim. If you have a prisoner and strip them and tie them down in a suitable position, it seems to me that almost any male dog could accomplish the task.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 13, 2026 07:23 PM (syz1S) Well, maybe if you have a LOT of peanut butter... Posted by: Xavier Hollander. at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (lCppi) 157
Merciful cafe nood
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (96JfZ) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD) 159
Apparently this sect does not number 100 people, or a thousand, more like a billion...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3) 160
Off Happy Hooker sock!
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (lCppi) 161
Look at what ISIS did to infidels in places they took over. It was like this. There are ancient Christian minorities wiped out by these animals. Look at how muslims, and get this, their idiot sympathizers in the West, gloss it over and endorse it. Rape, torture, and death to unbelievers. It's in the pamphlet. It's allowed. This is what they have planned in every place they've invaded. Europe, Nigeria, the US, Australia, New Zealand. Everywhere they've invaded. Respond accordingly. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (azNOR) 162
oh, hey Anna! you was First !
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3) 163
The 10/7 atrocities were committed by men who were repeatedly raped as boys. For Arabic Muslims, raping boys is like breathing oxygen.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 13, 2026 07:31 PM (jYRYu) 164
"Pope Leo XIV has awarded the Vatican's highest diplomatic honor, the Papal Order of Pius IX, to Mohammad Hossein Mokhtari, the Ambassador of the Islamic Republic of Iran to the Holy See."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3) The enemy is in the wire, and apparently has been for some time. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 07:31 PM (0aYVJ) 165
"Hold ICE Accountable."
Haley Stevens in Michigan. A second commercial within 30 minutes. From Wikipedia.... Haley Maria Stevens[1] (born June 24, 1983) is an American politician serving as the U.S. representative from Michigan's 11th congressional district since 2019. A member of the Democratic Party, Stevens represents most of urbanized Oakland County, including many of Detroit's northern suburbs. She is currently a candidate in the 2026 U.S. Senate election in Michigan. Evil piece of shit.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b) 166
I saw a video clip of Orthodox Jews waving Palestinian flags and marching with the Arabs in Brooklyn.
It’s wild. Posted by: Heroq at May It's New York. Anyone still living there is batshit insane which is why they are still living there. Posted by: Grain Of Salt at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (Jn2Yg) 167
I mean , he could have waited a little. Maybe after the exact number of people slaughtered over a period of 2 days in January 2026 by the regime he honored was known...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 07:32 PM (GD0B3) 168
You have to feel for the Hamas apologists. Hamas did such unspeakably evil things, and they want to claim Isarel did something even worse. But what the fuck is worse? I mean, you have limited options.
Having a trained dog rape you is...an interesting choice. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 07:34 PM (954tc) 169
Pope Leo XIV has awarded the Vatican's highest diplomatic honor, the Papal Order of Pius IX, to Mohammad Hossein Mokhtari, the Ambassador of the Islamic Republic of Iran to the Holy See.
Oh not this guy again! What's next? Is he gonna give The Order of The Sacred Bleeding Heart Of Jesus to Kim Jong Un for his work in spreading peace throughout Asia? What a dumb asshole. Posted by: Mitre Joe at May 13, 2026 07:40 PM (Jn2Yg) 170
The animals were recording themselves with go-pro cameras.
How can people believe it never happened?? To clarify, you're referring to the Gazans, not the alleged rape-dogs. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 07:40 PM (XMwZJ) 171
I know more about the true horrors that were committed that day through casual surface scans of news than I ever wanted to. And what I know is enough to conclude that, no I could not be persuaded to their side, if that were ever even possible. But more so, I see them, all of them as outlaws now, in the traditional sense. They are outside the common law regarding humanity and should all be tracked down and exterminated as you would a dangerous pox.
I fully realize that this view of mine is an additional evil outcome of what they did. But I don't have the grace and forgiveness of a Saint. Any rational man would come to the same conclusion. Palestinians have, by their own choice and actions, effectively concealed any humanity, any divine spark their soul might have once possessed from my mortal perception. Posted by: banana Dream at May 13, 2026 07:43 PM (3uBP9) 172
Barbarian hell hounds are too good of words to use on these Hamas demons. For once I have no words.
Young people enjoying an outdoor concert, as many of us have in youth (and we did last summer with Allison Krauss) were massacred. Simply because of their religion and nationality. Where are the human rights in this, oh, ye liberal anti-semitic twats? May they all become martyrs of satan soon, those who did this to innocents. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 13, 2026 08:01 PM (WONhk) 173
I once read Robert J. Lifton's book, 'The Nazi Doctors: Medical Killing and the Psychology of Genocide'. It is a hard read, to put it mildly, but Lifton's concise and reportorial prose has a way of making even the worst of the horrors being described bearable. In the book, Lifton talks about the normalization of atrocity. For example, the massive incinerators at Auschwitz would break down constantly due to the sheer volume of corpses, but Commandant Höss and his staff strove hard to keep them running, bringing in engineers from all over the Reich to come up with feasible workarounds--no easy trick given the scarcity of resources at that stage in the war. To those doing it, it was a problem to be solved. They solved it in an almost clinical kind of way.
But this? I could barely make it through even the brief passages Ace excerpted. This is a transcendent evil. Posted by: troyriser at May 13, 2026 08:02 PM (DPeYO) 174
Because this story was coming out, it fell to one of the NYT's many terrorist mouthpieces to launder the propganda claims of the Hamas terrorist organization into print in a formerly "respectable" and formerly western outlet.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:38 PM Suggestion for the Horde Style Guide: "Islamunist propaganda organ New York Times" Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 08:38 PM (Sy6m/) 175
The same press that refuses to believe Haitian migrants eat pets had no problem believing in Israeli rape dogs.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 13, 2026 09:25 PM (f0sNM) Murkowski, Collins, and Paul Defect to the Democrats, As Usual, to Demand Trump Surrender to IranBoy that Rand Paul, what a Great Conservative Manlet. Speaking of the odious Rand Paul: Rand Paul's son doesn't fall far from the Rand Paul, or Ron Paul, tree. The adult son of Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) launched a vile antisemitic and homophobic tirade at Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) at a DC bar Tuesday night, saying at one point that the Iran war was "about the gays and the Jews, and I hate them both, and I don't care if they die." In a phone conversation recounting the evening, Lawler told The Post that he was sitting at a popular DC bar with a friend and a reporter for NOTUS, which first revealed the incident involving William Paul. "So Rand Paul's f--ing son is sitting next to us at the at the bar ... And he just like chimes in on our conversation, f--ing drunk and belligerent, and then starts going off about, you know, if [Rep. Thomas] Massie [R-Ky.] loses [his primary], it's because of my people," Lawler recalled. "I'm like, 'What people?' He goes, 'Jews,' and I'm like, 'Do you think I'm Jewish? ... I'm Irish-Italian Catholic, buddy,'" the Hudson Valley lawmaker went on. "He's like, 'Wait, you're not Jewish?'" Lawler recalled the younger Paul asking, to which the lawmaker said he replied: "And even if I was, what's the problem?" "And then he got into the Middle East, and he was talking about, like, us trying to steal Iran's land for the Jews and steal the West Bank, and I'm like, 'What are you talking about?'" At that point, William Paul said: "This war, it's all about the gays and the Jews, and I hate them both, and I don't care if they die." ... ... "Last night, I had too much to drink and said some things that don't represent who I really am. I'm sorry and today I am seeking help for my drinking problem," William Paul posted on his X account Wednesday afternoon. The senator's son previously pleaded guilty in 2015 to driving under the influence after smashing his Honda truck into a parked car and being found "belligerent" and with "a strong odor of alcohol," per the Lexington Herald-Leader.Uh-huh. He also apologized to Lawler... for calling him a Jew, when he wasn't a Jew at all. Reese GormanI don't really care what this fat alcoholic Daddy Got Me a Job Nepo Baby Failure thinks -- but it is a very interesting look inside the "thinking" of the entire Paul family, and how they launder straight-up antisemitic hatred and support for Islamists though bullshit jive about "libertarians" being absolutist pacifists. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Foist?
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (V362x) Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (Sco7b) 3
I've said it before, but now that we have access to VZ, can't we just offer Coke Bear a literal mountain of coke to retire?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm) 4
The adult son of Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) launched a vile antisemitic and homophobic tirade at Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY) at a DC bar Tuesday night, saying at one point that the Iran war was “about the gays and the Jews, and I hate them both, and I don’t care if they die.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (qIAN9) 5
Fetterman did us a solid, Ace. Don’t hate the guy, like some.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8) 6
William Paul will now check himself into rehab and then settle down to live his life as a gay man. Please respect his privacy.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (V362x) 7
So he’s been working on his drinking problem for at least eleven years?
Must be taking a lot of vacations on that job. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt) 8
His son told Lawler that if Rep Thomas Massie loses, it's going to be because of "your people."
--- * shakes head* Methodists! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) 9
In vino veritas.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (iERP6) 10
I've seen Murkowski on MS Now as the voice of the opposition.
They also site that conservative stalwart Tucker Carlson to illustrate how horribly MAGA hates Trump. With allies like these, you end up in NATO. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Sco7b) 11
Fetterman did us a solid, Ace. Don’t hate the guy, like some.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar --- JF is really solid on Israel. He papered his office with pictures and stories of the people missing from October 7th. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e) 12
Lawler supports amnesty for aliens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Cqx++) 13
I used to drop in on the Ron Paul forum. It was indistinguishable from Stormfront.
Ron should have kept his nose where it belongs, in womens' hoo hahs. He was good at gynecology, to listen to Lake Jackson locals, but the fumes must have got to him. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE) 14
Lawler supports amnesty for aliens.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Cqx++) --- The Tall Whites or the Grays? Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e) 15
"...is a very interesting look inside the "thinking" of the entire Paul family, and how they launder straight-up antisemitic hatred and support for Islamists though bullshit jive about "libertarians" being absolutist pacifists."
That's some straight-up illogical nonsense. How does a drunk dude's bar babblings reflect on an entire family's reputation? Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (JcF+m) 16
The senator's son previously pleaded guilty in 2015 to driving under the influence after smashing his Honda truck
Wanna know how I know you're gay? Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (ejrtR) 17
The amount so-called pacifists on the side of the bad guys is practically a circle. Didn't Ron Paul used to have an anti-semitic newsletter, or is that just more Jewpaganda.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (QV+TG) 18
"Last night, I had too much to drink and said some things that don't represent who I really am."
Lol. He's probably worse. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b) 19
This is the shit you get when people don't know any history. Anti semitism is a learned hatred.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (z2aPa) 20
Wow, how stunning and brave!
GOP: Preemptively losing gracefully since I’ve been alive, because “we won’t stoop to their level,” you guys! Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (K00qy) 21
That third generation of nepo babies really exposes the rest of the family a lot of the times.
Fucking trash people and also just a bunch of assholes to boot. Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (nNBMt) 23
I'm more annoyed at the message this sends to the Iranians. We apply pressure, and Paul, Murkowski, and Collins immediately release the pressure by giving the Iranians the impression that all they need do is hold out a little longer. So they will.
Shortsighted self interest from these 3 stooges. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (dIske) 24
Wanna know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (ejrtR) --- How? Posted by: Paul Pelosi at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e) 25
Last night, I had too much to drink and said some things that represent who I really am but shouldn't publicy reveal. I'm sorry I was exposed as the vile anti-semite that I am and today I am seeking help for my drinking problem and therapy to help the mask not slip in the future.
Posted by: William Paul at May 13, 2026 05:39 PM (/yD24) 26
Mookowski, what a vile disgusting pol.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 13, 2026 05:39 PM (Q/FnY) 27
Not cool, Aqua Buddha, not cool.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2026 05:39 PM (GcWsw) 28
That's some straight-up illogical nonsense. How does a drunk dude's bar babblings reflect on an entire family's reputation?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts Because hate and discrimination is a learned bevior. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 05:39 PM (nNBMt) 29
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Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 05:40 PM (FMZSx) 30
6 William Paul will now check himself into rehab and then settle down to live his life as a gay man. Please respect his privacy.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (V362x) He wants to be a doctor's wife just like his dear Muhmaa. Fifty bucks says in ten years he's married to a nice Jewish boy. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2026 05:40 PM (w/O5Q) 31
That's some straight-up illogical nonsense. How does a drunk dude's bar babblings reflect on an entire family's reputation?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (JcF+m) In vino veritas. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:40 PM (DwqWV) 32
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Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 05:40 PM (FMZSx) --- Inconclusive. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e) 33
If that old crone would ever actually set foot up here, we'd share our stash with her.
Then eat her. Posted by: Alaskan Cocaine Bears at May 13, 2026 05:41 PM (j+aD2) 34
I like the part where he apologized for thinking Mike Lawler was a Jew. What what Jesus and Mary think....
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3) 35
The so-called pacifists want us to stay out of all world affairs with wide open borders and onions on our belts.
Don't get me wrong. Our Middle East Adventures are a flaming piece of shit but my solution is not the same as THEIRS. The grand old party has this way of making everybody but them look correct. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 05:42 PM (QV+TG) 36
That's some straight-up illogical nonsense. How does a drunk dude's bar babblings reflect on an entire family's reputation?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (JcF+m) Apples not falling far from the tree and all that. We should try and get Ron and Rand drunk and see what comes out. It’s not the end of the world. I still like Mel Gibson other that the occasional crash out. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 05:43 PM (j+aD2) 38
He also apologized to Lawler... for calling him a Jew, when he wasn't a Jew at all.
--- I apologize for everybody born in Kenya. Because I understand that "born in Kenya" is somehow a racial slur. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e) 39
What is with auto all caps??
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 05:43 PM (QV+TG) 40
19 This is the shit you get when people don't know any history. Anti semitism is a learned hatred.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (z2aPa) Point on the doll where the vile Jew hurt you. Honestly, in what way do these people think Jews are doing them dirt? They can never name a true issue, only a bunch of crap they make up to fit their inherited bias. I know the history, and I know how it came about, but at this point, antisemitism just makes a person look like a complete raving idiot. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:43 PM (DwqWV) 41
Libertarians.
Saying that you get to do just what you want all the time is totally, totally how peace and brotherhood reign. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) 42
Antisemitism is a symptom. Of totally rotten shit. Either inside some loser's head, or of society going down the drain.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3) 43
tcn. the very best goat of all is the scapegoat.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (z2aPa) 44
Libertarians.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) --- You said it. I was thinking it. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e) 45
No unexpected to me
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0) 46
33 If that old crone would ever actually set foot up here, we'd share our stash with her.
Then eat her. Posted by: Alaskan Cocaine Bears at May 13, 2026 05:41 PM (j+aD2) She shows up for photo ops. She was at the start line of the Iditarod, even though she has fuck-all to do with that. But it made her look.... Alaskan or some damned thing. I think she was mostly just in the way. The PETA folks got more press, if only to point and laugh at them. Every once in a while, she poses holding a dead salmon. Kinda like Obama when he came up here and mispronounced all the village names. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (DwqWV) 47
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (K00qy)
Pretty sure they're just working for the other side. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (QV+TG) 48
Lol
Trump will return from China yelling is it easvyhe best mrryong ever. Fabulous ! Best meeting ! Win!win!win! Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2026 05:47 PM (6GBAm) 49
His son told Lawler that if Rep Thomas Massie loses, it's going to be because of "your people."
--- * shakes head* Methodists! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) had no idea KY-4 is an Israeli colony. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+) 50
Rand Paul used to be tolerable because he was only crazy or wacked out in his positions about 10% of the time. Since the last election he just specializes in being a pain in the ass to all things Trump. He's a Massie-Lite. But now wacked out half the time. His act has grown exceedingly tiresome.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 05:47 PM (RW1OD) 51
42 Antisemitism is a symptom. Of totally rotten shit. Either inside some loser's head, or of society going down the drain.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3) Never understood Jew Hate. Always seemed like blame shifting by screwed up individuals and societies. Pretty chickenshit, really. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Gqar8) 52
Antisemitism is a symptom. Of totally rotten shit. Either inside some loser's head, or of society going down the drain.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3) --- Antisemitism, or racism is a deep-seated reliance on a categorical mistake called "overgeneralization". As I eschew the latter, I don't have any overwhelming emotional drive to the former. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e) 53
I despise Murkowski with the heat of a thousand suns.
Emotional women should not be in any seat of power. Especially that hag. Posted by: Bosk at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (VMFAF) 54
En fuego!
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1) 55
well enjoy Fettermonster while you can, they're gonna get rid of that guy in the D primary when they can
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (j+aD2) 56
Pattern recognition.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (+Vmst) 57
His son told Lawler that if Rep Thomas Massie loses, it's going to be because of "your people."
==\ Yep. AIPAC . And not his shitty voting record - being a fucking democrat and all, and his sexcapades. Nope. ALL AIPAC, man! Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3) 58
It’s almost at the point of being a fashion trend to hate the joos among younger people today.
Every time I hear the word “Zionists” it’s invariably followed by the words “Palestinian Genocide”. You’d think they’d eventually realize there’s some programming involved here. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt) 59
well enjoy Fettermonster while you can, they're gonna get rid of that guy in the D primary when they can
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (j+aD2) They got him because they couldn't figure out anyone better than someone who could not even talk to run for the position. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+) 60
Methodists!
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e) had no idea KY-4 is an Israeli colony. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+) Silly folks! At least he didn't call him Amish, or even a filthy Scandi. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:50 PM (DwqWV) 61
En fuego!
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at May 13, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1) --- You better not go into a crowded theater.... Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e) 62
Silly folks! At least he didn't call him Amish, or even a filthy Scandi.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:50 PM (DwqWV) you know how the Amish can blend in with those buggies and aprons...sneaky like. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+) 63
58 It’s almost at the point of being a fashion trend to hate the joos among younger people today.
Every time I hear the word “Zionists” it’s invariably followed by the words “Palestinian Genocide”. You’d think they’d eventually realize there’s some programming involved here. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:49 PM (6ydKt) By "young people" I assume you mean idiots. They have no idea why Israel even exists, and the effort it took to get there, and the effort it takes to keep it. Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:51 PM (DwqWV) 64
Rand Paul is up for reelection in 2028. Will he get a serious primary challenger like Massie has?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (CNl8/) 65
>"Last night, I had too much to drink and said some things that don't represent who I really am.
---- alcohol lowers, even removes inhibitions Li'l Paul revealed himself to be a Jew-hater Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (ZxPkt) 66
BREAKING NEWS: Joan Baez has announced her retirement from the stage at the age of 85.
"This is not just the end of my career. It's the final chapter of an entire era - an era of idealism, of protest, of songs that dared to challenge power and awaken hearts." -- Joan Baez Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1) 67
"Trump will return from China yelling is it easvyhe best mrryong ever. "
Where did the bad Trump touch you? because no, Trump won't say that. Unlike you, he speaks English. Posted by: So tell me... at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (n3VHW) Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE) 69
you know how the Amish can blend in with those buggies and aprons...sneaky like.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+) And next thing you know, they are feeding you apple pie, for cripes sake. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (DwqWV) 70
Tomorrow is a special day for Israel and I'm wearing my Israeli flag.
Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg) 71
Is this a good time to note that gas price went up $.30 overnight? It is now double what it was before the war ($2.19 to $4.49). I voted for low gas prices.
Now, if he wants to wipe Iran off the map to keep them from getting nukes, well, if that's what it takes. But sh*t or get off the pot. And yes, I’m probably going to regret posting this, but I’m a bit pissed off. Posted by: Turn 2 at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (CyFyf) 72
Deport.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (+Vmst) 73
Ah! So that is why Rand is doing his dog-and-pony show over Fauci. It is cover for his vote on this.
As for his son being a Jew hating alky, in vino veritas. The family is no doubt devastated by the poor timing. Posted by: Sam at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (7jMef) 74
she poses holding a dead salmon. Kinda like Obama
=== ... on his wedding night Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM The smell ... the smell. Posted by: Col. Kurz Obama at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1) 75
And yes, I’m probably going to regret posting this, but I’m a bit pissed off.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (CyFyf) Not sure you noticed the prices during Biden's reign of error. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (DwqWV) 76
A fifth-generation farmer and former Navy SEAL officer who has earned four Bronze Stars will not win on his own merit. Said drunken, limp wristed, horseshit eating nepo spawn. It is all AIPAC. Fuck him and the rest of the low IQ losers, including those who show up on AOS spewing identical talking points.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (GD0B3) 77
BREAKING NEWS: Joan Baez has announced her retirement from the stage at the age of 85.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1) --- Joanie Mitchell was twice whatever Baez ever was. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e) 78
“Don’t represent who I really am”
Well that’s bullshit. Alcohol is well known to loosen tongues, for centuries. “In Vino Veritas” or somesuch. Good try, though. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Nh0yW) 79
BREAKING NEWS: Joan Baez has announced her retirement from the stage at the age of 85.
"This is not just the end of my career. It's the final chapter of an entire era - an era of idealism, of protest, of songs that dared to challenge power and awaken hearts." -- Joan Baez Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (0sNs1) Such as "The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down" ?? Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+) 80
the Iran war was “about the gays and the Jews, and I hate them both, and I don’t care if they die.”
- While God's enemies would love to see mushroom clouds in Israel, I think most of us would prefer not to. But what do gays have to do with any of this? Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (vSvIl) 81
68 she poses holding a dead salmon. Kinda like Obama
... on his wedding night Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gKWVE) If you didn't notice at the time, the salmon was a male, and it came all over him. So, you tell me.... Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (DwqWV) 82
To be fair, I did not know Joan Baez was still kicking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s) 83
Joan Baez is still alive?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (+Vmst) 84
Ah! So that is why Rand is doing his dog-and-pony show over Fauci. It is cover for his vote on this.
Posted by: Sam at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (7jMef) --- I'm pretty sure that by now, Paul's dislike of Fraudci is real and serious. Fraudci was part of the plan to lock us all into our homes. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (Fi81e) 85
One the plus side, this asshole is also too stupid and uncontrolled to hide his hate.
Man o man I wish someone had that on video.It should end the entire Rand family. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (HBms5) 86
83 Joan Baez is still alive?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (+Vmst) Not so's you'd notice, but I guess she's still breathing. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (DwqWV) 87
Who is Joan Baez ??
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3) 88
Fking bastards in Deep State are behind Iran and Islam
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (Ia/+0) 89
Lawler is one of the GOP cucks that voted to extend TPS for Haitians were given temporary legal status for an earthquake that happened 30 years ago. He and Paul can have each other, AFAIAC.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (f0sNM) 90
If you didn't notice at the time, the salmon was a male, and it came all over him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM And that little salmon was named Milton. Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (0sNs1) 91
I know only one Joan Baez song, and it's only because Judas Priest covered it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (0aYVJ) 92
Holy crap! Great job on the whole parenting thing, Rand.
Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (WlOvh) 93
7 So he’s been working on his drinking problem for at least eleven years?
Must be taking a lot of vacations on that job. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt) Maybe he's confused about the nature of the problem, and has been working on building his tolerance up. Really embarrassed about that amateur hour shit, he'll try to professionalize and regularize his drinking now. Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/) 94
Who is Joan Baez ??
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3) --- 60s era protest folk singer. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e) 95
Such as "The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down" ??
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO I once heard Robbie Robertson was no entire please. Me neither. Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM (LHPAg) 96
BREAKING NEWS: Joan Baez has announced her retirement from the stage at the age of 85. ___________. Ol' Joanie Phony. Is there a bigger cultural rip-off than folk music? Middle-to-upper-class commies steal the music the genuinely downtrodden used as comfort for their hard lives and use it as a vehicle for politics they'd likely despise. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM (HdYcL) 97
60s era protest folk singer.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e) And early boinker of Bob Dylan. Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM (WlOvh) 98
60s era protest folk singer.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e) was she at Woodstock ??? Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (DwqWV) 100
Joan Baez looks great, she has aged gracefully ( apparently eschewing elective plastic surgery, thus avoiding the Alien Trout look so many celebrities are wearing).
Joni isn’t really my thing too much, but her alternate tunings are a LOT of fun to play, and they sound awesome. Bugnuts loon, but a wonderful artist with great melodies. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (Nh0yW) 101
Did she know Janice Joplin and Santana????
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3) 102
Joan Baez probably can't remember or croak lyrics anymore. Someone should have told Gordon Lightfoot the same thing before his last tour. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (Y8DZL) 103
36 That's some straight-up illogical nonsense. How does a drunk dude's bar babblings reflect on an entire family's reputation?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (JcF+m) Apples not falling far from the tree and all that. We should try and get Ron and Rand drunk and see what comes out. It’s not the end of the world. I still like Mel Gibson other that the occasional crash out. Posted by: SpeakingOf --------------- For a while Ron was peddling some anti-Jewish newsletter. I don't recall details, but I think it was pretty vile. So Ron, and now the grandkid. This is their dinner table discussion. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (HBms5) 104
I know only one Joan Baez song, and it's only because Judas Priest covered it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (0aYVJ) --- They also did a killer cover of (old) Fleetwood Mac's Green Manalishi Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e) 105
https://youtu.be/X2Z5W_HQCnM
Salmon greeting Obama in Dillingham, AK. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (DwqWV) He doesn't go there for the salmon. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (96JfZ) 106
How is President Harris doing, Sid?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (QV+TG) 107
60s era protest folk singer.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e) was she at Woodstock ??? Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3) yes Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+) 108
I know only one Joan Baez song, and it's only because Judas Priest covered it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM (0aYVJ) Many, many years ago I was in a drug store that had Muzak playing. I started hearing these familiar lyrics coming from this soft song and I was thinking WTF is this? Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (CNl8/) 109
Who is Joan Baez ??
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:56 PM (GD0B3) Two notches below an idiot. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (snZF9) 110
was she at Woodstock ???
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 05:58 PM The female counterpart to Bob Dylan, folksinger and anti-war protester Joan Baez, was the last act on Friday evening. She started at about 1:00 am. Appropriately, she wished everybody a good morning. Her perfectly arranged set combined with her beautiful and skillful voice was a fine finish for a chaotic and exhausting first day. During her performance it was drizzling, and then after her she finished it started to rain heavily. According to Star Fleet Archives, her set list in order: “Oh Happy Day” “The Last Thing on My Mind” “I Shall Be Released” “Story about how the Federal Marshals came to take David Harris into custody” “No Expectations” “Joe Hill” “Sweet Sir Galahad” “Hickory Wind” “Drug Store Truck Driving Man” duet with Jeffrey Shurtleff “I Live One Day at a Time” “Take Me Back to the Sweet Sunny South” “Let Me Wrap You In My Warm and Tender Love” “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” “We Shall Overcome” Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 13, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1) 111
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:01 PM (GD0B3) 112
Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
----- Fun fact: if you ever find a set of old fashioned print encyclopedias from the '50s or early '60s, there's no entry for "Palestine" in most of them. In a handful, there's a tiny entry that mentions that "Palestine" is (was) a region within Israel. The "Palestinian State" is historical nonsense that was created within the last 60 years. Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2026 06:01 PM (TN0g+) 113
Judas Priest also did a horrible cover of Johnny B. Goode for the movie of the same name.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:02 PM (CNl8/) 114
William "The Body" Paul has GOT to get off the carbs pronto.
Give it six months The Body, and you'll notice your desire for dead Jews will decrease significantly. Posted by: Gil at May 13, 2026 06:03 PM (vNzcT) 115
Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
----- Arabic does not have a letter "P", only "B", square THAT CIRCLE. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3) 116
Many, many years ago I was in a drug store that had Muzak playing. I started hearing these familiar lyrics coming from this soft song and I was thinking WTF is this?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (CNl8/) I had that experience (sans lyrics) at a restaurant I worked at that was playing "House of the Rising Sun" at about 1/10 speed. its...been....the.....ruin....of...many. Drove me nuts. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:03 PM (8avO+) 117
They also did a killer cover of (old) Fleetwood Mac's Green Manalishi
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e) Yup. the live recording on Unleashed in the East is excellent. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ) 118
Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
----- Arabic does not have a letter "P", only "B", square THAT CIRCLE. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:03 PM (GD0B3) It was an English colony post WWI Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+) 119
Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
--- Because she may have been born in the British district only called "Palestine". Palestine has only, ever been the name of a British Empire district. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e) 120
It was an English colony post WWI
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+) My point is, arabic claim to that land is fake. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (GD0B3) 121
To be fair, I did not know Joan Baez was still kicking.
********* Kicking AND scratching. It's gotten so bad the guys down at the mortuary can hardly catch their mid-morning nap. Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 06:05 PM (I0N4X) 122
They also did a killer cover of (old) Fleetwood Mac's Green Manalishi
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e) Yup. the live recording on Unleashed in the East is excellent. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ) --- Totally. I'm going to need to find that cover on Youtube and listen to it. It was one of the best live albums up to that date. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:05 PM (Fi81e) 123
(Sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 06:06 PM (I0N4X) 124
It was an English colony post WWI
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+) My point is, arabic claim to that land is fake. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (GD0B3) The arabs don't claim it, they don't let them leave it actually. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+) 125
I thought Joan Baez was dead. That kook has to be pushing 90.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 06:06 PM (+YoHw) 126
I thought Joan Baez was dead. That kook has to be pushing 90.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 06:06 PM (+YoHw) 85 Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:06 PM (8avO+) 127
I guess the son of Lawler is rightwing ?
Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2026 06:07 PM (6GBAm) 128
119 Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
--- Because she may have been born in the British district only called "Palestine". Palestine has only, ever been the name of a British Empire district. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (Fi81e) I oved that old gal. America could use teachers like Golda TODAY. Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 06:07 PM (LHPAg) 129
If you didn't notice at the time, the salmon was a male, and it came all over him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM And that little salmon was named Milton. Posted by: Kamala "Kokonut" Harris at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM ISWYDT. Posted by: Worthing Worthington, III at May 13, 2026 06:07 PM (Y2hZ6) 130
They also did a killer cover of (old) Fleetwood Mac's Green Manalishi
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:00 PM (Fi81e) Yup. the live recording on Unleashed in the East is excellent. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (0aYVJ) No doubt the best version. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 06:08 PM (snZF9) 131
Joan Baez announced her retirement.
Her long gray armpit hair declined to comment. She can climb in the casket with Hanoi Jane for all I care. Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 06:08 PM (CoRO+) 132
Were all of Epstein's victims Christian girls?
Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2026 06:08 PM (6GBAm) Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 06:09 PM (CoRO+) 134
Is this a good time to note that gas price went up $.30 overnight? It is now double what it was before the war ($2.19 to $4.49). I voted for low gas prices.
Now, if he wants to wipe Iran off the map to keep them from getting nukes, well, if that's what it takes. But sh*t or get off the pot. And yes, I’m probably going to regret posting this, but I’m a bit pissed off. Posted by: Turn 2 at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (CyFyf) The lowest it's been here this year is 2.59. Last year, the lowest was 2.77 on March 18th 2025. It was 4.53 on May 8th this year. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 13, 2026 06:10 PM (5xuJ/) 135
My point is, arabic claim to that land is fake.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:04 PM (GD0B3) --- There is no detectable genetic difference from the people who call themselves "Palestinians" and the people who call themselves "Jordanians". It's really that the politicos from Egypt kept a group of that people in "refugee" camps for decades, so it could remain a political issue. Both Arafat and Aziz were Egyptians. It's all about a non-Muslim country in the middle of Islam. But Arafat and Aziz basically kept relatives of Jordanians from just going to live and assimilate to Jordan. After all, Islam couldn't have the "Right of Return" just whither away, as the number who could return dwindled. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e) 136
You can't talk dogshit off the sidewalk. Trump: Quit pump-faking and finish this bullshit. And then turn fully to getting the Thunes out of our sides. Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 06:12 PM (CoRO+) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:12 PM (HdYcL) 138
But Arafat and Aziz basically kept relatives of Jordanians from just going to live and assimilate to Jordan. After all, Islam couldn't have the "Right of Return" just whither away, as the number who could return dwindled.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e) Trying to kill the king of your host nation kinda puts a damper on living there in peace and love. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:12 PM (8avO+) 139
Joan Baez has resisted getting on the cart.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e) 140
$3.69 at my local H.E.B. today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:12 PM (HdYcL) --- Hey! No antisemitism! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e) 141
It's all about a non-Muslim country in the middle of Islam.
Posted by: Axeman ----------------- You mean "in the middle of land they conquered and full of people they tried to genocide." Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:14 PM (HBms5) 142
What exactly is Joan Baez retiring from?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:14 PM (gu0hJ) 143
131 Joan Baez announced her retirement.
Her long gray armpit hair declined to comment. She can climb in the casket with Hanoi Jane for all I care. Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 06:08 PM (CoRO+) LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRD COMMIE SUTTEE? THAT WOULD BE GNARLY. Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (LHPAg) 144
What exactly is Joan Baez retiring from?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:14 PM (gu0hJ) In a perfect world? Breathing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (snZF9) 145
What exactly is Joan Baez retiring from?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:14 PM (gu0hJ) Annoying the piss out of dogs and music lovers. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (96JfZ) 146
Grace Slick is even older.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (Gqar8) 147
I frankly don't know anything about the Paul bloodline or ethnicity, but if you gave them some jackboots, they'd be marching and saluting like good little soldiers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (D1E+2) 148
What exactly is Joan Baez retiring from?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:14 PM (gu0hJ) --- An increasingly selective appeal. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: runner, feeling generous at May 13, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3) 150
149 Y'all are so smart !
Posted by: runner, feeling generous at May 13, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3) You weren’t referring to me, obviously. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:17 PM (Gqar8) 151
Michael Clarke Duncan as kingpin in the Daredevil movie wasn't a bad race swap. His stature totally worked. Unfortunately, Daredevil sucked.
Posted by: InZona at May 13, 2026 06:17 PM (emlCV) 152
3 I've said it before, but now that we have access to VZ, can't we just offer Coke Bear a literal mountain of coke to retire?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (sKqQm) Retire, OD, I'm good either way. I suppose "retire" implies she finishes out her present term, while an overdose gets rid of her immediately. (Disclaimer: I'm not rooting for her death, just rooting for nature to take it's course). Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2026 06:17 PM (X5Jzz) 153
I think Baez retired from relevance a couple decades ago.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e) 154
Little-known fact but Ewoks come in various tribes.
Ace's tribe is known for controlling the media, smuggling precious jewels in their tushes and seeking to reconquer the ancient homeland promised to them by the Great Ewok in the sky. Posted by: TITP at May 13, 2026 06:17 PM (YwIpu) 155
Baez singing "I Shall be Released" at Woodstock sounded like she was strangling a cat." And I like Dylan's original
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:18 PM (gu0hJ) 156
6 William Paul will now check himself into rehab and then settle down to live his life as a gay man. Please respect his privacy.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (V362x) Shouldn't that be "as a Jewish gay man"? Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2026 06:18 PM (X5Jzz) 157
I know only one Joan Baez song, and it's only because Judas Priest covered it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 05:57 PM --- Man, I'm going to have to find Baez's version of Hell Bent for Leather. Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (xLWI7) 158
Her one song that is good - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar8) 159
@146 Grace Slick had a great voice. And after the one Starship album she said "screw this " and retired. Been painting since
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (gu0hJ) 160
Is this a good time to note that gas price went up $.30 overnight? It is now double what it was before the war ($2.19 to $4.49). I voted for low gas prices.
Now, if he wants to wipe Iran off the map to keep them from getting nukes, well, if that's what it takes. But sh*t or get off the pot. And yes, I’m probably going to regret posting this, but I’m a bit pissed off. Posted by: Turn 2 at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (CyFyf) I get it, We have been at war with Iran for 45 years weather we know it or not, and We Can not let them have nukes. every President passed the buck until now, I just hope that we can get Venezuela oil on the market faster. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ubCxQ) 161
I knew somebody said to be relative of Baez.
She said that she was like a 2nd cousin, twice removed. Seems, Baez kept coming back. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e) 162
159 @146 Grace Slick had a great voice. And after the one Starship album she said "screw this " and retired. Been painting since
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (gu0hJ) She has had the good taste to not be a Cultue Pest or Political Pest. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:20 PM (Gqar8) 163
Isn't Lawler one of the worst idiot House GOPers? Amnesty, and every other disastrous thing pushed by the "left" part of his schtick as a congressman? Think so.
In any case, what's with the Valley Girl talk? "Like you know, like, we didn't have any, like, beer so we dropped by the Trader Joe's in Encino." And pacifists are vile, stupid, selfish idiots and enemies of civilization, in the most concrete sense, as they pretend there's a "principle" of allowing barbarism to prevail - the only outcome without use of force. So what's the supposed "moral" appeal? Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 06:21 PM (U/Byj) 164
Grace was an execrable person, but she did acknowledge that Rock & Roll isn’t for the elderly. She quit before she became a parody of herself, and has kept her cakehole closed for the most part.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 06:21 PM (Nh0yW) 165
Man, I'm going to have to find Baez's version of Hell Bent for Leather.
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (xLWI7) --- LOL. It was obviously....Ripper. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e) 166
Joan Baez announced her retirement.
********* Frankly I'm surprised. I thought she would keep on croaking until...well...until she croaked. Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (I0N4X) 167
158 Her one song that is good - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar Robbie Robertson wrote that, she just covered it. And The Band did it way better. No whining, for one thing. Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (WlOvh) 168
Grace Slick had a great voice. And after the one Starship album she said "screw this " and retired. Been painting since
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:19 PM (gu0hJ) My late sister did a great karaoke of White Rabbit. Sounded almost like Grace. I get a little misty when I hear that song on the radio. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (0aYVJ) 169
Golda Meir explained that her birth certificate said she was Palestinian. Square that circle.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 05:51 PM (DwqWV) So did my mother's, and she was born in Jerusalem. Actually, it said the British Mandatory Palestine. And it didn't mean a thing. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (iERP6) 170
I see my light come shinning
From the west down to the east Any day now, Any day now I shall be released Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m) 171
Was White Rabbit Joan Boaz ?? I know that one!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3) 172
44 Libertarians.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) --- You said it. I was thinking it. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e) I miss the good old days, when Libertarians only cared about legal weed. Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (X5Jzz) 173
24 Wanna know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (ejrtR) --- How? ----- Cuz your dick tastes like shit Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (eUMtQ) 174
Robbie Robertson wrote that, she just covered it. And The Band did it way better. No whining, for one thing.
Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (WlOvh) Huzzah! The Band was amazing. And original! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (iERP6) 175
Joan Baez announced her retirement.
********** Old and busted: We Shall Overcome New and trending: We Shall Undertake Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (I0N4X) 176
80% of American Jews vote Dem.
Can/should they be hated for that ? Posted by: Paul at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (6GBAm) 177
Actually, it said the British Mandatory Palestine.
And it didn't mean a thing. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 06:22 PM (iERP6) Its all the League of Nations' Fault. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (8avO+) 178
Kuwait gets in on the act, launches strike on IRGC per Tousi. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o) 179
If you doubt Grace Slick could sing (and the Airplane could play):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl89g2SwMh4 Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (W5mpo) 180
171 Was White Rabbit Joan Boaz ?? I know that one!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3) Grace Slick. Jefferson Airplane. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (Gqar8) 181
Grace was an execrable person, but she did acknowledge that Rock & Roll isn’t for the elderly.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 06:21 PM (Nh0yW) And a smokeshow when young! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (iERP6) 182
Jo an never did anything for me, couldn't stand her whining singing
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (Ia/+0) 183
Was White Rabbit Joan Boaz ?? I know that one!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3) no. Jefferson Airplane. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+) 184
2 thousand years is not a long time...for God....
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (GD0B3) 185
@163 Lawler is in the district south of me. He won his first two races in a tight district because of Dem eff ups. He beat Maloney because Maloney wasn't paying attention to the district because Con Dem chair. He acted like a celebrity. Then Lawler beat Mondaire Jones who everyone realized was a carpetbagger. Lawler is a squish because otherwise he'll probably lose
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (gu0hJ) Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (GD0B3) 187
>>>I think Baez retired from relevance a couple decades ago.
Posted by: Axeman >You'd think the Rolling Stones would have learned that 3 decades ago. Man, they keep chugging along. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:26 PM (D1E+2) 188
Kuwait gets in on the act, launches strike on IRGC per Tousi.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o) I can see Trump paying for this expedition by renting these countries planes and bombs for the purpose. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+) 189
In vino vomitus. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2026 06:26 PM (HLgI3) 190
Grace Slick also admitted that the 1960s drug revolution was a mistake.
Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 06:26 PM (ZxPkt) 191
and the League of Nations was Wilson's fault
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3) 192
Kuwait gets in on the act, launches strike on IRGC per Tousi.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (XJ22o) Gosh, they are having trouble making friends, aren't they? Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR) 193
For Oldies folk singers I rather like Judy Collins. She did a phenomenal Amazing Grace, backed by the Air Force Academy choir. Chill inducing.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 06:27 PM (Gqar8) 194
183 Was White Rabbit Joan Boaz ?? I know that one!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3) no. Jefferson Airplane. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:25 PM (8avO+) Grace Slick FTW. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:27 PM (DwqWV) 195
I believe the word "Palestine" traces back to the word for the land of the Philistines, Philistia, which incidentally Gaza of today would be part of. The ancient Egyptians had a similar word for that region as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (w6EFb) 196
Jefferson Airplane was a band of excellent musicians. Leftists but they knew their instruments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (gu0hJ) 197
all of the Gulf countries are hitting Iran and its proxies - Saudi hit Iranian aligned militias in Iraq, UAE hit Iran directly, Bahrain is getting in on the act, it's the thing now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3) 198
all of the Gulf countries are hitting Iran and its proxies - Saudi hit Iranian aligned militias in Iraq, UAE hit Iran directly, Bahrain is getting in on the act, it's the thing now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3) That Trump is finished. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:29 PM (96JfZ) 199
Grace Slick also admitted that the 1960s drug revolution was a mistake.
Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 06:26 PM (ZxPkt) Young adults misusing various substances is hardly a revolution. More like a tradition. Such dopes the 60s kids were. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:30 PM (8avO+) 200
I always assumed people like Baez, Judy collins, Joni Mitchel... were mostly kept around because some of the hippy queers they toured with were into girls too.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:30 PM (HBms5) 201
Next kinetic phase will be called ...Sledgehammer
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3) 202
The ancient Egyptians had a similar word for that region as well.
Posted by: publius Shitypatown Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (W5mpo) 203
all of the Gulf countries are hitting Iran and its proxies - Saudi hit Iranian aligned militias in Iraq, UAE hit Iran directly, Bahrain is getting in on the act, it's the thing now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3) Dogpile on Iran. It's good to be King. Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (wVcYX) 204
Smell the Glove, thanks for the info. Alas this is the case with so many GOP. The "mainstream" GOP is useless/disastrous enough. Then those like Lawler who are only useful in that they're not Dems and add to the caucus count for the majority are far worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (U/Byj) 205
Let me redo that last joke....
I always assumed people like Baez, Judy collins, Joni Mitchel... were mostly kept around because someone on the tour bus had to make the sandwiches. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:32 PM (HBms5) 206
and how they launder straight-up antisemitic hatred and support for Islamists though bullshit jive about "libertarians" being absolutist pacifists. Even famous "pacifists" weren't pacifists. That piss-drinker Gandhi was perfectly comfortable with violence, he volunteered as a stretcher-bearer during the Boer War, recruited Indian soldiers for Britain during WWI, and later on his whole strategy for Indian Independence was built on provoking violence from the Limeys, to shame them for beating down and killing "peaceful" Indians. Since the Limeys were somewhat civilized, the strategy worked because it attacked their self image. Most other occupying powers would have just shot the Indians in the face and went home to drink gin and tonics. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 06:33 PM (y9nCu) 207
all of the Gulf countries are hitting Iran and its proxies - Saudi hit Iranian aligned militias in Iraq, UAE hit Iran directly, Bahrain is getting in on the act, it's the thing now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3) Dogpile on Iran. It's good to be King. Posted by: Mel Brooks at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (wVcYX) And congressional war powers don't apply to Gulf Oil States. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+) 208
The local Arab countries are gathering around neighborhood bully Iran and kicking the asshole while he's down. It's becoming popular. It's catching on. Soon they'll be crowding around, pushing against each other for a chance to get some kicks in. Creating stories to tell their grandchildren of how they got their licks in on the prostrate, dust-covered has-been. Beat the humbled outcast without shame or mercy. It's their culture. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 13, 2026 06:33 PM (VWtfl) 209
Grace Slick was in her 30s in 1969, she was one of those wealthy drug store hippies, I think. “Never trust anyone over 30” right? Jorma’s dad was in the State Department, he grew up in D.C., and started giving guitar lessons during the Folk scare. But California is the place ya oughtta be, and the rest is history.
There was actually a chick in the Airplane before Grace Slick, but nobody remembers her. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Nh0yW) 210
Peel off one layer and another is exposed.
>>@EricLDaugh · 8m >>🚨 JUST IN: The CIA has just SEIZED boxes of DOCUMENTS in DNI Tulsi Gabbard's office relating to the JFK files and MKUltra, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 06:34 PM (viF8m) 211
Funny, he doesn't look Irish-Italian Catholic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX) 212
It's originally Grace Wing
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:34 PM (W5mpo) 213
Even famous "pacifists" weren't pacifists. That piss-drinker Gandhi was perfectly comfortable with violence, he volunteered as a stretcher-bearer during the Boer War, recruited Indian soldiers for Britain during WWI, and later on his whole strategy for Indian Independence was built on provoking violence from the Limeys, to shame them for beating down and killing "peaceful" Indians. Since the Limeys were somewhat civilized, the strategy worked because it attacked their self image. Most other occupying powers would have just shot the Indians in the face and went home to drink gin and tonics.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 06:33 PM (y9nCu) There's an alt - history story of the Nazis getting to India along with Japan and having him shot because they weren't into that self flagellation stuff. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 06:35 PM (8avO+) 214
Next kinetic phase will be called ...Sledgehammer
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:31 PM (GD0B3) Someone planned ahead on the soundtrack. I expect the White House X account to be all over this. Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 06:35 PM (vSvIl) 215
Most attacks on Saudi infrastructure were launched by Iranian proxy militias in Iraq. We've been hitting them, Israel too, since the whole thing started, though it gets little coverage. The militias have continued to attack US, other outsider, and Kurdish targets in Iraqi Kurdistan (one French KIA). Of course the militias are doomed if the mother ship implodes, so, "in the same trench" for the fight, as the stupid regional expression goes.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 06:35 PM (U/Byj) 216
I pulled up a vid of Fleetwood Mac doing Green Manalishi.
It was the Buckingham version of FM, but it was kind of neat because I don't think I've seen Buckingham rock harder on guitar than on that song. Next, I'm looking for the Peter Green version. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e) 217
Impossible to overstate my disgust.
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 06:36 PM (PFoO3) 218
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:30 PM (HBms5)
Joni Mitchell's music was actually interesting and she was pretty brilliant musically. Unlike the pious plonk those annoying folkies kept cranking out ad nauseum. Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 06:36 PM (WlOvh) 219
all of the Gulf countries are hitting Iran and its proxies - Saudi hit Iranian aligned militias in Iraq, UAE hit Iran directly, Bahrain is getting in on the act, it's the thing now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (GD0B3) ==== About time. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX) 220
Murkowski's a Shrewish Princess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 06:37 PM (gtcuf) 221
Young adults misusing various substances is hardly a revolution
——- They thought it was. They were serious about it, drugs were going to usher in a New Age, along with “Free Love”. All those Uptight Squares are responsible for all the misery. Rape will disappear, you see. Give it up for the Revolution! Turn on, Tune in, Drop out. Groovy! Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 06:37 PM (Nh0yW) 222
Looking this etymology up, the ancient Hebrew word was "Peleshet" and the Egyptian was "Peleset", both of which go back to around the 12th century BC. That went through Green and then Latin into some close to Palestine. In the 2nd century AD, after the Roman destroyed the Temple, and exiled and slaughtered the Jews to put down the rebellion(s), they renamed the whole thing to "Syria Palaestina". That was pure spite to the Jews. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 06:37 PM (w6EFb) 223
Come to think of it, Rand Paul could make a good Achilles for Nolan's The Odyssey.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3) 224
Next, I'm looking for the Peter Green version.
The Peter Green version absolutely kills. His last single with Fleetwood Mac, and he went out with a bang. The b-side "World in Harmony" is great too. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf) 225
All Nightly News channels are full on Trump in China in the most important summit ever in the history of the universe.
Which they'll be calling a failure in 3 days.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b) 226
As a PA guy I held my nose and voted for Oz even though he lived in NJ. With his stroke Fetterman couldn't even do sound bytes. But after his recovery I can see that the Dems did us a solid: Fetterman actully represents PA not the Dimwit party and now Oz is in a better place for him.
Posted by: Cosda at May 13, 2026 06:38 PM (Q9J8w) 227
The Summer of Love was in ‘67 Time-Life informs us.
However the Autumn of Gonorrhea soon followed. They don’t talk about that too much Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 06:38 PM (Nh0yW) 228
196 Jefferson Airplane was a band of excellent musicians. Leftists but they knew their instruments
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 06:28 PM (gu0hJ) Jorma Kaukonen is still alive and kicking. Amazing guitar player. Dunno about his politics, and don't care. Posted by: a.moron at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (X5Jzz) 229
Jackstraw are they trying to bury it?
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0) 230
Meh, the Peter Green version is dull. It's great for 1970 but when Priest does it live, that's the archetype for the song.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (W5mpo) 231
Joni Mitchell's music was actually interesting and she was pretty brilliant musically. Unlike the pious plonk those annoying folkies kept cranking out ad nauseum.
Posted by: Peaches ---- Yeah, I give her that. They made a living at it anyway which is respectable so I was mostly just joking. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (HBms5) 232
Next, I'm looking for the Peter Green version. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e) It's on yootoob, I've seen it before. Crappy vid quality and they're a tad sloppy with the music. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (y9nCu) 233
Kuwait going active is actually quite something. They're even more passive and cautious than the Saudis, historically. Saudis are engaged in an amusing and somewhat impressive dance which seems to take into account a post-IRGC region. Playing hard to get compared to the UAE WRT Israel, conspicuously hanging out with Turkey and even Chy-nah, and more.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 06:40 PM (U/Byj) 234
Hi Peaches! LTNS!
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F) 235
Looks that way Skip. MKUltra was one dark program and we never got the full story.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 06:40 PM (viF8m) 236
196 Jefferson Airplane was a band of excellent musicians. Leftists but they knew their instruments
My hippie San Fran aunt (who is now my MAGA Tennessee aunt) worked PR for the Airplane way back in the day. She came to dislike Kantner and Slick but got on great with Jorma and Jack, so when they split to form Hot Tuna, she went with them. She's still great friends with Jorma. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 06:40 PM (gtcuf) 237
220 Murkowski's a Shrewish Princess.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 06:37 PM (gtcuf) No, she's a garden variety spoiled scrunt. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:40 PM (DwqWV) 238
The recent Mick Fleetwood and Friends version with Kirk Hammett playing Greeny and Billy Gibbons singing is cool as hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt8zGoEmGrk Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 06:42 PM (y9nCu) 239
My hippie San Fran aunt ... still great friends with Jorma.
Posted by: Delurker My former hippie San Fran boss (now in Austin, TX) was also great friends with Jorma. I wonder if they know each other. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:42 PM (W5mpo) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 06:42 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 06:42 PM (DwqWV) 242
"Veteran Action
@VeteranAction 1h VETERAN ACTION ENDORSES ED GALLREIN FOR KENTUCKY'S 4TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT Veteran Action endorses @EdGallrein over Rep. Thomas Massie in the Republican primary for Kentucky's 4th Congressional District. The endorsement follows attacks by Massie's allies on Gallrein, a SEAL Team SIX combat veteran, for working his family farm while receiving the VA disability benefits he earned in uniform. Gallrein had a career that spanned three decades as a Navy SEAL Leader who earned four Bronze Stars, the Combat Parachute Badge, and two Presidential Unit Citations across deployments from Central America to the Middle East" Fuck you Massie, Paul and the rest of the low IQ horseshit eating retards. Yell AIPAC 11!!!11 all you want, you is going dow. And Massie to jail. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3) 243
As a PA guy I held my nose and voted for Oz even though he lived in NJ. With his stroke Fetterman couldn't even do sound bytes. But after his recovery I can see that the Dems did us a solid: Fetterman actully represents PA not the Dimwit party and now Oz is in a better place for him.
Posted by: Cosda Apparently, they're good buds now. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 06:43 PM (+YoHw) 244
239 My former hippie San Fran boss (now in Austin, TX) was also great friends with Jorma. I wonder if they know each other.
Bet they do. She's sat in the same room with Jorma playing many times and tells me, you think he's good, you should see him that up close! She has some cool tapes. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM (gtcuf) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX) 246
Nood
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM (kzq+c) 247
What's yer aunt's first name?
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:44 PM (W5mpo) 248
201 Next kinetic phase will be called ...Sledgehammer
Posted by: runner How about Operation Shock The Monkey? Posted by: as long as we're naming ops by Gabriel songs at May 13, 2026 06:45 PM (gKWVE) 249
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 06:42 PM (W5mpo)
===== Looks like I'm having an acid flashback. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX) 250
Isn't Fettermonster a one-termer unless he switches to GOP or goes independent? He's western PA, right? Unless it's changed a lot, that's a part of the state where you could pull off something like that. Center of PA ("Alabama") would easily back him vs. whatever pathetic vile freak the Dems nominate, and the Philly collar counties would split as usual. Don't know current election mechanics in PA but in a 3-way race it could be doable for Lurch, if the GOP candidate is sufficiently unimpressive.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (U/Byj) 251
I think the first person I ever heard singing Green Manalishi was Bob Welch.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e) 252
Not happy with Fetterman, but like he is sticking it to them
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0) 253
If you gave me tickets to a Rolling Stones event, I wouldn't go. Why? At some point, it might be wise to go back to being a studio band.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 06:47 PM (D1E+2) 254
Ghandi actually wrote a letter to Winston Churchill during the Battle of Britain urging him to surrender to Mr. Hitler. He even offered to mediate the surrender to Herr Hitler whom the standard bearer of nonviolence and Indian freedom described as "not a bad man". "Lay down your arms and accept whatever fate Hitler decided." - Winston's War, Churchill 1940-1945 by Max Hastings pg. 215
Gandhi was a shitheel. Posted by: Riddle at May 14, 2026 06:28 AM (uE32N) Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?The Odyssey is every bit as woke and gay as we were fearing. First of all, it's based on a revisionist translation of Homer's text, by a radical feminist who used the tale to critique masculinity, "the patriarchy," and to center female voices. You know, like the 3,000 year old war and adventure tale The Odyssey was always meant to be.This is why Odysseus' son says "My dad is coming home," too. She translates ancient Greek for (say it with me) The Modern Audience. Nolan is not using the standard cinematic music for epics, the orchestral score, saying that the orchestra did not exist in ancient Greece and so the movie shouldn't have an orchestral score. DiscussingFilmSo, you may think: Oh he's using period-accurate music for the film.* He just wants to make the most period-accurate epic of ancient mythic Greece ever made. But then... Why this?
The all-star cast is rounded out by Tom Holland as Telemachus, Robert Pattinson as Antinous, Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy, Zendaya as Athena, Charlize Theron as Calypso, Jon Bernthal as Menelaus, and Benny Safdie as Agamemnon.Note that Nolan is selling his race-swap-crazy feminist take on The Odyssey as hyper-accurate. Anyone who's been following Nolan's career knows the British filmmaker is painstaking when it comes to accuracy. On "Interstellar," he hired a team of scientists to get the physics to be as accurate as possible. He took a similar approach to "The Odyssey." "For 'Interstellar,' you're looking at, 'What is the best speculation of the future?' When you're looking at the ancient past, it's actually the same thing," Nolan said. "'What is the best speculation and how can I use that to create a world?'" He added, "Hopefully they'll enjoy the film, even if they don't agree with everything. We had a lot of scientists complain about 'Interstellar.' But you just don't want people to think that you took it on frivolously."I care less about the race-swap of Athena. She's a "goddess" and I guess can take whatever form she likes. I don't see much wisdom in Zendaya's blank eyes, though. But Lupito Nyong'o as Helen of Troy? Helen of Troy was born in... Sparta. Does Lupito Nyong'o have that classic Spartan look? Is this the most accurate speculation about what the ancient Greek world looked like?
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FUUUUUUUCK this guy and FUUUUUUUCK this movie. I'll watch Troy again. Sean Bean is my Odysseus. * The first time I heard "well they didn't have orchestral music back then either" was from the writer/director of A Knight's Tale, explaining why it's no big deal that his 14th-century jousting movie contained music by David Bowie and Queen. It's no more anachronistic, he argued, that a medieval-set film should feature "Low Rider" and "We Will Rock You" than it would to feature an orchestral score. I mean... okay whatever that was a good movie and those music inclusions were fun so I'll let it stand. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 04:33 PM (xSO/X) 2
Hiya ace. Hope you are well. Hollyweird needs to burn in hell.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 04:34 PM (xSO/X) 3
Embrace the power of And
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Ia/+0) 4
Nolan has the smuggest face that ever smugged
Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:35 PM (j+aD2) 5
Imma cut a bitch.
-- Zombie Homer Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ) 6
She doesn't look Greek to me
Nice looking woman, just not very European Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0) 7
He would rather get awards than profits for the investors.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (qFwJc) 8
also Mr Authenticity totally went wild with the military garb - completely anachronistic
why pretend to care about accuracy, Chris? Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (j+aD2) 9
I'll watch Troy again. Sean Bean is my Odysseus.
They did Menelaus so dirty in that movie and I hate them for it. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (vJrRc) 10
I have a theory on what Nolan is doing with The Odyssey.
I don't know if anyone saw it, but there was an in-theater only teaser last Christmas. In it, Menelaus invites tales of Odysseus to be told. We've also found out that Travis Scott is in the film, and the one photo of him from the movie is him obviously in Ithaca. The Odyssey was also told by Homer orally, meaning it's part of the oral tradition. So...the story of Odysseus is going to be told by the people in Ithaca as they wait for Penelope to tell them who she's going to marry. And Scott will tell of the end of the Trojan War when Helen was there. And because Scott is black, his telling of Helen will be black. If that's the case, I think it's a clever way to get in diversity hires and actually make it make sense. ====== I said this last thread, but I think the stunt casting is going to be less obnoxious in the film than feared. But, no one's seen it. I could be all wrong. So who knows? It's gonna break a billion dollars at the box office no matter what. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (rJ5No) 11
Zendaya!
Actually I liked her in K.C. Undercover where she played a girl from a family of spies. Cute show. Don't forget Ellen Page....I thought she's in this too. You need a tranny to really get the Oscar buzz going. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b) 12
There is a really cool version if The Illiad on YouTube sung in Greek as it would have been performed.
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (YwEeS) 13
The new Tolkien rip off will be the same
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0) 14
She doesn't look Greek to me
Nice looking woman, just not very European Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0) Now they will be sued by Greece for cultural crimes. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (D71P7) 16
I read most of the content...really..
It's just so easy to pass by Ellen Page and not notice her. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b) 17
300 is a more accurate Greek epic than this catastrophe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (gnNyN) 18
“I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.”
If you are having to defend casting decisions on your multi million dollar movie flop before the movie comes out you have a problem. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ) 19
What am I, chopped liver??? When will it be MY turn?!?
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney, veteran beverage spokesmodel at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (U/s6V) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (zZu0s) 21
Actually I liked her in K.C. Undercover where she played a girl from a family of spies. Cute show.
Don't forget Ellen Page....I thought she's in this too. You need a tranny to really get the Oscar buzz going. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (Sco7b) I suppose with would need god-touched armor and weapons for anyone to buy that she has won duels against Hector. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+) 22
"Odysseus is emasculated & less of an inspirational hero."
So this is going be pretty much the same film as Ridley Scott's "Napoleon the Cuckhold." Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (glnUu) 23
Afternoon, all,
I now officially have zero interest in this movie. Charlize Theron as Helen (though she's a bit old for the role), or as goddess Athena or Aphrodite? Sure. A Kenyan or whatever she is? NO. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9) 24
Ought to be renamed The Odioussey
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ) 25
The new Tolkien rip off will be the same
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (Ia/+0) ---- Making a Tolkien epic even lamer and gayer than Amazon's Rings of Power is a tough challenge, but I'm sure what's-his-name (Stephen Colbert?) is up to the task. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (gnNyN) 26
17 300 is a more accurate Greek epic than this catastrophe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (gnNyN) Shut up you- back to your crunches! Bryan Singer will be by in 15 with the baby oil. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s) 27
I had to look up Lupito Nyong'o's photo, because I have no idea who she is. And after looking at her, I still don't.
She is a pleasant looking woman, but there are many better looking actresses available, and even if Nolan was fixated on Helen being black (which he obviously was) there are many better looking black actresses. Maybe she launched a drone flown by a 12-year-old boy while she was skinny-dipping in her backyard pool. But a thousand ships? Nope. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (iERP6) 28
Hollywood has become so lazy they don’t even bother taking original stories and developing them.
Creativity is dead. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (chFFn) 29
A shame because I always felt like Nolan seemed like he might at the very least be "not liberal".
His take on Batman seemed to have a center-right message of corrupt politicians turning a blind eye to crime and skewering Occupy Wall Street type movements as inherently evil. Posted by: Leupold at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (eIzlH) 30
MATT DAMON!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle) 31
“I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.”
If you are having to defend casting decisions on your multi million dollar movie flop before the movie comes out you have a problem. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 04:39 PM (0N4FZ) analogous hardly means 'absolutely nothing like' Ridley. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (8avO+) 32
Nolan and his tedious and pedantic movies are absurdly overrated because of the dearth of talent in Hollywood.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (wBaIH) 33
7 He would rather get awards than profits for the investors.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (qFwJc) Funny enough, he won't win b/c Dune 3 probably will. So, he emasculated himself for...nothing...just the chance for the nomination (which you can't receive without a DEI enough cast)... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL) 34
So this is going be pretty much the same film as Ridley Scott's "Napoleon the Cuckhold."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (glnUu) Thats a good comparison. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s) 35
f*** doug lymon for making MATT DAMON! an action hero
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle) 36
It's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (vFG9F) 37
I like big Greeks and I don't lie.
Posted by: Rappin' Ho Mer at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (Cqx++) 38
Making a Tolkien epic even lamer and gayer than Amazon's Rings of Power is a tough challenge, but I'm sure what's-his-name (Stephen Colbert?) is up to the task.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Andy Serkis the guy that made animal farm anti-capitalist gets the first crack. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (YZ0Fo) 39
My notion in 23 that this Lupita lady is Kenyan? Half right. "Lupita Nyong'o is a Kenyan-Mexican actress[.]"
Hideous distortion of one of the central myths of our culture. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9) 40
It's gonna break a billion dollars at the box office no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:36 PM (rJ5No) But it won't if it gets rejected. Nolan hasn't really had a rejected film...Spielberg didn't either...til he did. This may be Nolan's reject... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (tOcjL) 41
>>>A shame because I always felt like Nolan seemed like he might at the very least be "not liberal".
His take on Batman seemed to have a center-right message of corrupt politicians turning a blind eye to crime and skewering Occupy Wall Street type movements as inherently evil. yeah he's been tagged as possibly "cryptoconservative." I guess this is his way of signalling he's part of the communist monoculture. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle) 42
Hollyweird needs to burn in hell.
Posted by: nurse ratched Way to give away my re-election campaign slogan. Posted by: Karen Bass at May 13, 2026 04:43 PM (ZgXGt) 43
Yeah...I think I see why Hollyweird doesn't like Jews now...it's because they reined in feldercarb like this in the old days in favor of things audiences would pay money to watch. Y'know. Like they were tryin' to run a business here.
Kinda obvious when you think about it. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (OUMaO) 44
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But it won't if it gets rejected. Nolan hasn't really had a rejected film...Spielberg didn't either...til he did. This may be Nolan's reject... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM ==== Tracking is sky high and history shows the larger public doesn't give a shit about stuff like this. Im sure when it opens big everyone will just say fake numbers, though. Posted by: TJM's phone at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Kratos, frequent participant in the afterlives at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (vSvIl) 46
Too many see its woke BS they won't go
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (Ia/+0) 47
So this is going be pretty much the same film as Ridley Scott's "Napoleon the Cuckhold."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at May 13, 2026 04:40 PM (glnUu) Thats a good comparison. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s) I was watching a takedown of it just yesterday and the fortifications around Toulon looked a lot more like the Walls of Troy than anything build in a Gunpowder age. Real Nappy could have blown those down with artillery in a snap. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+) 48
I don't mind the race confusion stuff so much -- I mean, if someone is a good actor then let them play whatever role they are good at.
I don't know if this ngyo'b,!e8ya person is a good actor, and that name shit is annoying, but, whatever. That Page person should be in an fucking mental institution and not acting in any role. But my main problem with this modern stuff is not the actors, but the acting. The gay, the trans, the feminine men, the black invented everything, blah blah blah. someone should do an "authentic historic black movie" of a bunch of stone age fools banging on rocks with sticks.. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 04:45 PM (HBms5) 49
Will they cast an acutal one eyed actor as Polyphemus?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:45 PM (Cqx++) 50
They're gonna "Hamilton" everything, aren't they.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 13, 2026 04:45 PM (Cjger) 51
If does not have a Gay Sex Scenes with Transgenders, then I am not wasting my time to view it....
Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (5l41Z) Posted by: Clay at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (meATp) Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (MwdeY) 54
I was never gonna see this anyway.
1. I think the Odyssey is boring. 2. I think Nolan is overrated. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (GcWsw) 55
Trojans can't read. Do most people thumb type on touchscreens?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (+Vmst) 56
I'll say it again, with Ellen Page as Achilles
Sorry Hector, Achilles can't fight today his penis fell off Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (gu0hJ) 57
BOOOOOOOONG
Posted by: That sound from Inception at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (U/s6V) 58
I don't mind the race confusion stuff so much -- I mean, if someone is a good actor then let them play whatever role they are good at.
When a people are being erased from their own culture, vile things are afoot. Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (OUMaO) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (Cqx++) 60
A box of paper clips is smarter than Christopher Nolan.
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (Oy/m2) 61
>>>48 I don't mind the race confusion stuff so much -- I mean, if someone is a good actor then let them play whatever role they are good at.
I've seen her in a few things and was never impressed. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle) 62
Will they cast an acutal one eyed actor as Polyphemus?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:45 PM (Cqx++) What woman will be on the voyage to come up with the clever ideas Odysseus has? Can't be a man. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+) 63
You want the hottest white actress available to play Helen of Troy. Or at least the prettiest -- remember she had "the face that launched a thousand ships," not "the boobs that launched a thousand ships."
But, I'm guessin' ol' Helen had a splendiferous rack as well. So prettiest face and biggest boobs available. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (vFG9F) 65
His take on Batman seemed to have a center-right message of corrupt politicians turning a blind eye to crime and skewering Occupy Wall Street type movements as inherently evil.
yeah he's been tagged as possibly "cryptoconservative." I guess this is his way of signalling he's part of the communist monoculture. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle) Or he doesn't want to be disinvited from the cocktail parties. He heard about Dunkirk being "too white" from his peers, and couldn't live with it again. He didn't want to be rejected from the industry. So, I have lost respect for him... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL) 66
I don't know if this ngyo'b,!e8ya person is a good actor
Hey, that's my banking password! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Upgraded from "12345", didja... Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (OUMaO) 67
It's gonna break a billion dollars at the box office no matter what.
- This year? I wouldn't count on it. Big opening weekend maybe, but then word of mouth takes over and it can't hide behind Nolan's reputation. Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 04:48 PM (vSvIl) 68
you know, it looks like Neil Gaiman is actually innocent of the perv stuff
they can get back to making Anansi Boys and there will be plenty of fantastic diverse roles in that! I'm hopeful this WILL happen. the chick who went after him was utterly full of it and her cases have all been dismissed. (the other ones were just glommers-onners) Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2) 69
Next movie Remake will be of the World War 11 Classic....
"Battle of the Crotch Bulge" starring Gav Newsome. Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 13, 2026 04:48 PM (5l41Z) 70
The race swaps don't really bother me (although annoying) it's a fictional world and its not like everyone is Greek for accuracy.
It would be the feminist nonsense. The Mary Sue stuff bothers me the most maybe of any Hollywood trope. Always needs to make the female "hero" absurdly overpowered, way smarter, cooler, etc than their male counterparts. Posted by: Leupold at May 13, 2026 04:48 PM (eIzlH) Posted by: Magic 8-Ball at May 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e) 72
Troy wasn't great but it was watchable. Pitt was good as was Brian Cox. Always liked Wolfgang Peterson as a director . Triy was a solid attempt at an epic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (gu0hJ) 73
I'll rewatch "O Brother Where Art Thou", the best and most accurate telling of the Odyssey.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (RW1OD) 74
You know, they didn't have movies back then either.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (vFG9F) 75
I was never gonna see this anyway.
1. I think the Odyssey is boring. 2. I think Nolan is overrated. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2026 04:46 PM (GcWsw) I remember a cartoon saying that the Odyssey is half tales you tell your buddies about the gals you screwed and half is what you tell your wife about why you were late getting back home. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+) 76
anyway I prefer the Iliad so I think I'll rewatch Troy, which was a good film. if I wanted to watch the Odyssey the Return is good. I don't need this.
Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2) 77
Upgraded from "12345", didja...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (OUMaO) Hey, that's MY password! Posted by: John Podesta at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (U/s6V) Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS) 79
Odysseus is the smartest, wisest, craftiest of the Greeks. And he's being played by.... *retard voice* MAAAATT DAMON! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (y9nCu) 80
If you take a shit in a garbage can, which is it? Shit or garbage? I guess only the trashman knows.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (QaH55) 81
I remember a cartoon saying that the Odyssey is half tales you tell your buddies about the gals you screwed and half is what you tell your wife about why you were late getting back home.
lol that's perfect! oh and yes, O Brother is a great version, we didn't need Nolan's take Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: pookysgirl loves the oldest melody in the world at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: YIKES! at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (OgWfa) 84
Greece should ban this shitshow. As the rest of normal people.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3) 85
Or he doesn't want to be disinvited from the cocktail parties. He heard about Dunkirk being "too white" from his peers, and couldn't live with it again. He didn't want to be rejected from the industry.
So, I have lost respect for him... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL) They could have just moved the beach from Dunkirk to one in Sierra Leone no problem. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+) 86
The best Oddessy was the Coen Bros. version. They have more talent in their little finger than Nolan has in his body. Even with his over coat on. (Classical Laurel & Hardy reference)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (wBaIH) 87
Don't forget Ellen Page....I thought she's in this too. You need a tranny to really get the Oscar buzz going. Posted by: Stateless ============= Go back over the post. Ellen is now Elliot. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (XJ22o) 88
Why would they go to war over an ugly bitch?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (+Vmst) 89
so sick of:
Zendaya Pedro Pascal Timothy Chalomet That massive chick from Lasso or GoT, either one Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2) 90
Just remember, them Greek homos stole algebra from us.
Posted by: Big Al S. at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (0sNs1) 91
I heard the next Playboy XXXL centerfold will be...
Whoopie Goldberg in a Tiny String Bikini to show off her/its/they/them Bootylious Hippo Body........... Posted by: Franklin Stein at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (5l41Z) 92
> And of course it's now essentially confirmed that Achilles, greatest warrior in Greek legend, the ideal of hypermasculinity, will be played by Ellen "Elliot" Page...
So stupid. Page is a 5'1" female hulking out with the artificial testosterone levels of a 70 year old man. She isn't even a good example of athleticism among women. 42 year old Jessie Graff is naturally more athletic than Page pumped full of artificial hormones. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N) 93
The only thing that knocks down "Ladyhawke" is the synth music. Otherwise its an A+ film for me!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (bKTDW) 94
As Evil Bloggerlady said, if Nolan had cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy, it would be a billion-dollar bonanza of a movie.
Ah well. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (lHPJf) Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e) 96
I'll rewatch "O Brother Where Art Thou", the best and most accurate telling of the Odyssey. Posted by: Little Larry Sellers Lassie Come Home Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Cqx++) 97
Nolan is one of the few filmmakers who is in a position to spurn the Oscars' ridiculous diversity requirements by making a blockbuster with best-picture buzz, so his decision to fall in line feels like a betrayal.
It's also one more move in a baffling series of decisions for this flick -- all-Imax cameras but muted cinematography to capture artless modern dialogue spoken in a plain American accent: on-location sets with inaccurate props; and now gross miscasting. I haven't seen every Nolan movie, but this looks like the first to actively avoid. Posted by: Bubba at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (7Rxrs) 98
It’ll win 11 Oscars.
‘Tis the world we live in. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (S+xAM) 99
At least Pascal can pull it off, he did a good job playing Oberyn Martell. Unlike Lupita playing Helen of Troy. Her face might launch a thousand ships...in the other direction.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (GD0B3) 100
I'll rewatch "O Brother Where Art Thou", the best and most accurate telling of the Odyssey.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers Lassie Come Home Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Cqx++) Lassie was always played by a male Collie because the hair is better. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+) 101
Oral poetry, or as it used to be known as, a bunch of horseshit. Does Odysseus join a drum circle?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (QV+TG) 102
I enjoyed Troy. I won't watch this new POS movie, no matter if it's directed by Nolan. I'm deeply disappointed in him. This movie looks to be (and will be) a deserved flop.
Posted by: Tracy at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (T5UBx) 103
As Evil Bloggerlady said, if Nolan had cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy, it would be a billion-dollar bonanza of a movie.
Ah well. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:51 PM (lHPJf) --- It's not The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships, though. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e) 104
Pedro Pascal should have played Helen of Troy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (+Vmst) 105
It’ll win 11 Oscars.
‘Tis the world we live in. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 04:52 PM (S+xAM) I'd win tons of awards if I gave them to me. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+) 106
AI can't come fast enough.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (QV+TG) 107
As Evil Bloggerlady said, if Nolan had cast Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy, it would be a billion-dollar bonanza of a movie.
Ah well. Posted by: Dr. T === 100% You would think some liberals would at least be willing to set aside a little ideology for the greenbacks, but not Hollywood liberals. They will go down with the ship every time. What their peers think is the most important thing on Earth. Posted by: Leupold at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (eIzlH) 108
Ace, Jon Root's comment about Odysseus being incorrectly written as "vulnerable, arrogant, manipulative" is mostly wrong.
He is correct about him not being vulnerable...the dude was a hard-ass, and didn't much care about most other people. But he was absolutely arrogant and manipulative. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (iERP6) 109
omg did you guys see the AI thing where the dude went thru Game of Thrones fixing everything?
so funny Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (j+aD2) 110
I'll rewatch "O Brother Where Art Thou", the best and most accurate telling of the Odyssey.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers When my son's HS English class was reading The Odyssey, the teacher showed that movie. And this was in Fairfax, County, Virginia. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ) 111
I saw Matt Dameon in "The Great Wall" which should be accurately named "Movie Whoring for Chinese Money."
It is dumb. And Bruce Willis with an earpiece was less wooden. It also has that dick-sipper Hispanical fellow, what the one that dates trannies. Or whatever. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (MtSIY) 112
It's not The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e) Tits that Launched a Thousand Triremes Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+) 113
Odysseus himself is why I don't like The Odyssey as much as The Iliad. yeah he's a dick.
Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (j+aD2) 114
Well, Sean Bean is bad casting for Odysseus on account he doesn't get brutally killed
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (gKWVE) 115
91 I heard the next Playboy XXXL centerfold will be...
Whoopie Goldberg in a Tiny String Bikini to show off her/its/they/them Bootylious Hippo Body........... I am Creaming in my pants just thinking about the centerfold, but do not tell Hilderbeast..... Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (j6UWQ) 116
Hollywood: shitted out this garbage.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (cWLG3) 117
The amount of beauty required to launch a ship is known as a milliHelen.
Posted by: The More You Know at May 13, 2026 04:54 PM (2Ez/1) 118
What happens when Hollywood remakes “Roots” with a bunch of Lily white Scandinavians.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (K639x) 119
There was a good 2-part miniseries back in the '90s with Armand Assante as Odysseus and Greta Scacchi as Penelope. It's still free on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (U/s6V) 120
I thought Oppenheimer was overrated and now this. Hollywood is lost.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (VY8b0) 121
I was really looking forward to Nolan's Dunkirk, but I was seriously disappointed. Couldn't understand what he was trying to say. The evacuation of Dunkirk was done once and it was pretty good, but a good retelling could be awesome. Nolan's wasn't
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (gu0hJ) 122
Or he doesn't want to be disinvited from the cocktail parties. He heard about Dunkirk being "too white" from his peers, and couldn't live with it again. He didn't want to be rejected from the industry.
So, I have lost respect for him... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL) Frankly, I didn't think Dunkirk was all that good either. The overlapping timelines shtick really got away from him there, in my opinion. That plus Oppenheimer did it for me with Nolan. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (lHPJf) 123
It’ll win 11 Oscars.
‘Tis the world we live in. --- And not a single quotable line. Just like Sinners. Just like Obama. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (MtSIY) 124
>>>93 The only thing that knocks down "Ladyhawke" is the synth music. Otherwise its an A+ film for me!
I think about watching that every once in a while. I remember the synth score being odd, but interesting and moody. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (1wjle) 125
Still want to see a bitchin' blood-soaked Adaptation of Anabasis. The Warriors is interesting and cool, but frankly it's dated, and Walter Hill kinda missed the point of the original story. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (y9nCu) 126
I thought Nolan had an independent streak. What a loser.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (QV+TG) Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:56 PM (j+aD2) 128
LET'S GO!!!
Posted by: Period-Authentic Odysseus at May 13, 2026 04:56 PM (cWLG3) 129
Hollywood is Gay.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2026 04:56 PM (xkXS7) 130
If you want to play the game, you could charge Nolan with insensitively failing to cast Greek actors and actresses. As it is, this is like casting Hispanic actors to play Charlie Chan and Fu Manchu. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 04:56 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (9C7ml) 132
It probably wasn't even filmed on Lesbos.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (+Vmst) 133
Ellen Paige is not a tranny, she’s a sick girl who went from being a hottie to looking like a soyboy dying from cancer
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (fapp/) 134
122 Or he doesn't want to be disinvited from the cocktail parties. He heard about Dunkirk being "too white" from his peers, and couldn't live with it again. He didn't want to be rejected from the industry.
So, I have lost respect for him... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL) Frankly, I didn't think Dunkirk was all that good either. The overlapping timelines shtick really got away from him there, in my opinion. That plus Oppenheimer did it for me with Nolan. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (lHPJf) I also didn't really like Dunkirk... Like M Night, it seems Nolan's best work was early (I love Memento)... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL) 135
Nollan is just jealous of the big bomb Oppenheimer made.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (wBaIH) 136
I thought Nolan had an independent streak. What a loser.
Posted by: ... == probably did, but once they get to be the establishment, they want their seat at the table. There's a long list of people that have done this over the years and they all seem to eventually sell out or get pushed out. Posted by: Leupold at May 13, 2026 04:57 PM (eIzlH) 137
It's not The Tits that Launched a Thousand Ships, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e) Yeah, I'm sure Paris carried Helen away just because of her *face*. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lHPJf) 138
All his movies have been bloated bores in my opinion. Why would this be any different?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 04:58 PM (fZiTB) 139
Might want to confirm this but,
On x just now. Georgia Freedom Caucus @FreedomCaucusGA 🚨BREAKING! Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has called for a special session to redraw Georgia’s congressional and legislative maps. Furthermore, the proclamation allows for the enactment of much-needed election law reform. We must not let this opportunity go to waste. The time is NOW to scrap the machines and go to paper ballots. The time is NOW to end racial gerrymandering and provide Georgians with fair electoral maps. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv) 140
We enjoyed Project Hail Mary, which makes 2 fun movies I’ve seen in theaters in the last 10 years, the other being Top Gun Maverick.
I grew up loving movies but I’m not sure it’s worth caring about anymore. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (GD2xa) 141
Sweeney would have been like 28 when they were filming. So, taken to Troy at 17 or 18 which is reasonable for the culture back then.
Sweeney would have been a perfect Helen of Troy. You could still see her and think... yeah. They'd have launched a navy for that one. Terry Pratchett did a joke version of Faust called "Eric" where Helen was 35 years old, pudgy, and sporting a faint moustache. It was funny but with a contemporary English understanding which was not the Archaic Greek understanding. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE) 142
The only movie I liked with Nolan’s name on it was Batman Begins
A movie so awesome not even Katie Holmes could ruin it His other movies range from meh to dicklessweenishly retarded Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (fapp/) 143
What is also creepy about the Ellen Page thing is the effort made to rewrite all her film credits to "fix" her pronouns.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (U/s6V) 144
Actual proclamation here which specifically mentions redistricting.
https://tinyurl.com/Kemp-proclamation Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv) 145
Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has called for a special session to redraw Georgia’s congressional and legislative maps.
Furthermore, the proclamation allows for the enactment of much-needed election law reform. We must not let this opportunity go to waste. The time is NOW to scrap the machines and go to paper ballots. The time is NOW to end racial gerrymandering and provide Georgians with fair electoral maps. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv) It's Gerrymandered to put Fulton Co. in no district at all. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+) 146
> Ellen Paige is not a tranny
She cut off her boobs. She's a tranny. She's not a man. She'll never be a man. She's definitely a tranny. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (mkw2N) 147
Achilles then: First I put on this brilliant armor, then I kill your Hectors, then I bang your priestesses, and twinks, and well, anything with a hole
Achilles now: Uh, I lost my penis somewhere...let me go find it. Armor? I can't carry that stuff, don't you have a fuzzy sweater I can wear? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm) 148
I'm trying to think of a race swap that didn't suck. I don't know, it's hard.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (HBms5) 149
"The time is NOW to end racial gerrymandering and provide Georgians with fair electoral maps.
Posted by: whig" Well the time was 30 years ago but ok, let's go. My district is ridiculously racially manipulated. Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F) 150
140 We enjoyed Project Hail Mary, which makes 2 fun movies I’ve seen in theaters in the last 10 years, the other being Top Gun Maverick.
I grew up loving movies but I’m not sure it’s worth caring about anymore. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis ======= Got an announcement yesterday that Project Hail Mary is on youtube with commercials now. From google. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv) 151
The modern music in a Knight's Tale was stupid and terrible. Totally broke immersion.
I have no plans to see this version of the Odyssey, but then again I scarcely ever watch modern movies anyway. Hail Mary Project was good. Posted by: Martbell at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (RV7qC) 152
so sick of: Zendaya Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears ============== As omnipresent as Zendaya is, I can't even tell whether she's a good actress. I haven't seen her in a movie with decent dialog or character development. She can recite her lines, but so could AI. So I'm sick of her, too. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (XJ22o) 153
A Knight's Tale
Wasn’t that the one with Heath Ledger? With the light-skinned black actress playing a Middle Ages princess in England? Thats’s like the prototype woke movie made for the modern audience, I believe. At least it was an original story so they could play loose with it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt) 154
Kemp is such a cuck he's not going to gerrymander the Congressional maps. He might redraw the local Senate/ House maps for Georgia, but only if it can get his RiNO polycule into the legislature.
That said, it'll be nice if somehow some Republican can slip election-integrity into the package. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (gKWVE) 155
All of the fake states in New England need to be reunified.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (+Vmst) 156
This week's movies: The Sheep Detectives- Old-fashioned family style movie about sheep who solve their shepherd's murder. Some good laughs, very leisurely time at the movies. Feel good ending. Very small children may be bored. Hokum I can't go into a lot of details without spoilers. Depressed writer who's working on the ending to his long-awaited final book in a popular trilogy. Is depressed. He goes to a hotel in Ireland where his parents had their happiest days to leave their ashes. Mysteries occur including mention of some supernatural goings on within the hotel. Hijinks ensue. I like the way this one comes together and it wants to make you feel uneasy rather than out right frighten you. Made by the same guy who did "Caveat" and "Oddity"- so you know what to expect if you seen those...a slow burn, intelligently written scary movie. BONUS! We watched the series "The Chestnut Man" on Netflix. Very good throwback to the serial killer thrillers of the 90's. There's 2 seasons with two different mysteries...worth your time. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 05:01 PM (iJfKG) 157
27 I had to look up Lupito Nyong'o's photo, because I have no idea who she is. And after looking at her, I still don't.
She is a pleasant looking woman, but there are many better looking actresses available, and even if Nolan was fixated on Helen being black (which he obviously was) there are many better looking black actresses. Maybe she launched a drone flown by a 12-year-old boy while she was skinny-dipping in her backyard pool. But a thousand ships? Nope. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (iERP6) --- Leila Arcieri still launches my ship, if you know what I mean. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:02 PM (cWLG3) 158
Willowed from the last thread, and somewhat on topic:
i want to blow off some steam about something that happened earlier today. At the office, not here, lol. I'm a tech for a printer company. I go to different firms and office scattered around the Philly region. Today, I was at a site where all of the workers were minorities. I was the only white person there. Most of the time, there's no issue, everyone gets along. Today, however, they were playing the local hip-hop station on the radio. The "music" is bad enough, but in between songs, the DJ's and host were ripping Trump, SCOTUS, the South, etc. For some reason, they were really dumping on Scott Jennings. Not just boilerplate lefty hate, some of the stuff was risible. I'm wondering if I should complain about it and put a target on my back (everyone would know it was me), or just shake my head and marvel at the ignorance. I mean, if I came in and started blasting Sirius Patriot or some other RW talk show, I'd be sent to HR in a heartbeat. I don't want to argue about this shit in a corporate setting. Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 13, 2026 05:02 PM (Cjger) 159
It's Gerrymandered to put Fulton Co. in no district at all.
Posted by: Oldcat ====== They should. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv) 160
I'm trying to think of a race swap that didn't suck. I don't know, it's hard
*********** Morgan Freeman as Red in the Shawshank Redemption The original Red from the novel was a pasty white Irish with red hair Freeman made it work though, as unlike today’s dei shitfucks, he can actually act Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 05:03 PM (fapp/) 161
I really liked “Ladyhawke”
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 05:03 PM (YRXS4) 162
If he wanted a "different" and "female centric" take make the movie about Odysseus time with Circe and make her the protagonist - some Greek asshole shows up on her island to cause trouble and she and he eventually fall in love but eventually he has to leave...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm) 163
E. Jean Carroll - You get NOTHING
Posted by: Willy Womka at May 13, 2026 05:03 PM (gtcuf) 164
154 Kemp is such a cuck he's not going to gerrymander the Congressional maps. He might redraw the local Senate/ House maps for Georgia, but only if it can get his RiNO polycule into the legislature.
That said, it'll be nice if somehow some Republican can slip election-integrity into the package. Posted by: gKWVE ======== Congressional districts are included in the call for the special session. See the proclamation. Kemp may be trying to save his own ass with what is coming regarding voter fraud in 2020. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv) 165
Funny enough, he won't win b/c Dune 3 probably will. So, he emasculated himself for...nothing...just the chance for the nomination (which you can't receive without a DEI enough cast)...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:41 PM (tOcjL) Funny, that, 'cause I stopped watching Dune 1 when the gender-swapped girlboss Liet-Kynes showed up. They just want to ruin everything, don't they? Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at May 13, 2026 05:04 PM (JcF+m) 166
As omnipresent as Zendaya is, I can't even tell whether she's a good actress. I haven't seen her in a movie with decent dialog or character development. She can recite her lines, but so could AI.
So I'm sick of her, too. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl == She's a terrible actress, I'm embarrassed to admit I've watched a few episodes of her in Euphoria. If she was all white, she'd be an absolute nobody. Trying not to sound terrible here, but she's basically pretty for a black woman (because she has white features) but gets the check box for the half black skin. Posted by: Leupold at May 13, 2026 05:04 PM (eIzlH) 167
I'm sticking with my Don't Buy from People Who Hate Me policy, which means I won't be watching Nolan's take on The Odyssey.
Such a shame. As a kid--I mean as a really young kid who learned to read early--I was enraptured by Edith Hamilton's collection of Greek myths, 'Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes'. I would have loved to see a big budget Hollywood epic faithful to its source material. But no. Instead, we get this. Another thing, too. Based on the recent Animal Farm debacle, I get the sense these people are deliberately attempting to corrupt and destroy classics of Western civilization by replacing them in the public mind with Woke agitprop. It sickens me. Posted by: troyriser at May 13, 2026 05:04 PM (DPeYO) 168
I didn't think Dunkirk was all that good either.
[.] That plus Oppenheimer did it for me with Nolan. Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 04:55 PM (lHPJf) Dunkirk was...okay. I thought Oppenheimer was quite good, if overlong and too aware of itself. I love the Iliad and the Odyssey, and it really pisses me off that a director who could do anything he wanted with the books has chosen to make a crapfest that will be forgotten soon, even if it makes some money. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 05:04 PM (iERP6) 169
Sweeney would have been like 28 when they were filming. So, taken to Troy at 17 or 18 which is reasonable for the culture back then.
Sweeney would have been a perfect Helen of Troy. You could still see her and think... yeah. They'd have launched a navy for that one. Terry Pratchett did a joke version of Faust called "Eric" where Helen was 35 years old, pudgy, and sporting a faint moustache. It was funny but with a contemporary English understanding which was not the Archaic Greek understanding. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE) Not an expert on this timeline, but Helen had the competition for marriage then was married to Menelaus for a while before Paris got involved with the three Goddesses in a bitchfight. So she doesn't have to be hugely young, myths say she had one daughter with him and possibly 2 sons, but before or after going off to Troy for 10 years isn't stated. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+) 170
"The "music" is bad enough, but in between songs, the DJ's and host were ripping Trump, SCOTUS, the South, etc."
Was it the "Black Radio Network (BIN) "? I am not making that up, there is such a thing. Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (vFG9F) 171
I'm surprised they didn't make Helen of Troy a man and call him Troy of Helen.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (n5tGW) 172
So Achilles was a Trannie all along
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0) 173
Would Nolan have made these changes if the Oscars didn’t require a certain number of minorities to qualify for a nomination?
I doubt it. We might have seen Sydney as Helen of Troy if it wasn’t for Hollywood forcing everybody to bow at the altar of intersectional allyship. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt) 174
Zendaya is a mediocre actress and while not ugly a mediocre looker.
She must have incredible casting couch game. Watching her in Dune was like watching Cruise in Valkyrie but at least Cruise was in that to get funding... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm) 175
She's not a man. She'll never be a man. She's definitely a tranny.
***************** Trannies like to call themselves trannies which is why I don’t call them trannies I will however refer to Ellen Paige as a boobie cutter offer Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 05:06 PM (fapp/) 176
Black Information Network. I have stumbled across that.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F) 177
The Odyssey will be released in the Odious Odeum by Odo the Shapeshifter
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (qx7Zg) 178
169 Sweeney would have been like 28 when they were filming. So, taken to Troy at 17 or 18 which is reasonable for the culture back then.
Sweeney would have been a perfect Helen of Troy. You could still see her and think... yeah. They'd have launched a navy for that one. Terry Pratchett did a joke version of Faust called "Eric" where Helen was 35 years old, pudgy, and sporting a faint moustache. It was funny but with a contemporary English understanding which was not the Archaic Greek understanding. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (gKWVE) Not an expert on this timeline, but Helen had the competition for marriage then was married to Menelaus for a while before Paris got involved with the three Goddesses in a bitchfight. So she doesn't have to be hugely young, myths say she had one daughter with him and possibly 2 sons, but before or after going off to Troy for 10 years isn't stated. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+) --- Did Aphrodite have a hand in making Paris fall for Helen? I remember she supported Troy in the war (what good did that do, right 🙄 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (cWLG3) 179
I can think of *one* gender swap that worked. Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing, making Conrade a female.
And yes, Joss Whedon is an asshole of the highest order and I loathe him. But, that was a total winner of a film. And Conrade just worked as a female, and with only a very few pronoun swaps in the script. I daresay The Bard himself might have made Conrade a woman had he had available more actors that could play women. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (gtcuf) 180
Leila Arcieri still launches my ship, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:02 PM (cWLG3) Oh yes. Gorgeous, and very sexy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (iERP6) 181
I'll rewatch "O Brother Where Art Thou", the best and most accurate telling of the Odyssey. Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 04:49 PM (RW1OD) Tell me that you've never read the Odyssey without telling me that you've never read the Odyssey. OBWAT is a fun bit of fluff that swerves occasionally into Odyssey's neighborhood but it is in no way an accurate retelling of the Odyssey. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 05:08 PM (iJfKG) 182
Lupita Nyong'o is not bad looking, but not 'face that launches a thousand ships" good looking. Maybe could launch a few dinghies, though. To be fair, Sydney Sweeney also doesn't have the face for the role.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 05:08 PM (wUvwL) 183
The Academy Awards should have Male, Female and Best Trannie awards
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:08 PM (Ia/+0) 184
172 So Achilles was a Trannie all along
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (Ia/+0) --- Hades had his dick removed and made him 5'1". Pretty dang harsh if you ask me. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:08 PM (cWLG3) 185
BTW there is a tablet we have between a Hittite ruler and a Greek ruler. It mentions a conflict at Wilusa (Troy).
The one surprising thing in it? Priam was a greek adventurer himself. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm) 186
the orchestra did not exist in ancient Greece and so the movie shouldn't have an orchestral score.
Nor did English. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (E/qck) 187
Since her boobs were cut and now she's Achilles, can we start referring to boobs as Achilles' Heels? Cuz they kinda are for me.
Posted by: Wally at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (0e5Te) 188
173 Would Nolan have made these changes if the Oscars didn’t require a certain number of minorities to qualify for a nomination?
I doubt it. We might have seen Sydney as Helen of Troy if it wasn’t for Hollywood forcing everybody to bow at the altar of intersectional allyship. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt) But he didn't NEED to...he just wanted a gold star from his peers... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (tOcjL) 189
@181 THANK YOU!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (cWLG3) 190
Joss Whedon is kind of a funny guy because while he can make entertaining movies he has no idea how he does it and you can see the conscious mind spewing a bunch of BS unrelated to what he actually did when he was making good movies/shows.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 05:10 PM (Kt19C) 192
I consider most of Nolan’s movies to be guilty pleasures.
They worked when they conveyed emotion, like Prestige, Inception and Interstellar, even if you thought about them later and said, wait a minute, that was stupid! Dunkirk and Tenet were incoherent and emotionless, delivered with a shrug. The Batman movies stand alone. I didn’t like them, mostly, but I’ve forgotten why. Didn’t and won’t see Oppenheimer. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 13, 2026 05:10 PM (GD2xa) 193
Did Aphrodite have a hand in making Paris fall for Helen? I remember she supported Troy in the war (what good did that do, right 🙄.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (cWLG3) All three goddesses (Athena, Aphrodite and Hera) tried to bribe him to give them the apple of discord tossed into Pelius and Thetis' marriage feast labelled 'for the fairest'. They went all the way to Troy to Paris herding sheep and he took the bribe of the prettiest wife over the other two. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+) 194
Rome is more fun anyway.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 05:11 PM (+Vmst) 195
Can I put in an unsolicited plug for "The Sheep Detectives?" It's not an "important"
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 05:11 PM (vTZFs) 196
She's not a man. She'll never be a man. She's definitely a tranny.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (mkw2N) Or...we discard their word for it and call Page what she is: a deeply disturbed woman -- probably psychotic -- who needs comprehensive psychotherapy, drug therapy, and some reconstructive surgery to repair the damage she has done to herself. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 05:11 PM (iERP6) 197
Would anyone be surprised to see Kemp try and give the Dems more seats?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 05:11 PM (gu0hJ) 198
Odyssey's neighborhood but it is in no way an accurate retelling of the Odyssey.
************** I don’t know John Goodman struck me as a very credible Polyphemus Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 05:12 PM (fapp/) 199
>>She's not a man. She'll never be a man. She's definitely a tranny.
She's a mental patient. A sad failure of society and our medical profession. It shames our society that she is out in public. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:12 PM (HBms5) 200
Kemp was a damn hero on Covid. Him and DeSantis. GA and FL opening up and flourishing made it impossible for the Dem-MSM complex to continue the ruse.
On nearly everything else, Kemp is a disappointment. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 05:13 PM (gtcuf) 201
He has the Beavis look down pat. Or maybe it's Butthead.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 05:13 PM (E/qck) 202
Did Aphrodite have a hand in making Paris fall for Helen? I remember she supported Troy in the war (what good did that do, right 🙄.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:07 PM (cWLG3) It was funny when she got too close and someone wounded her with a spear (with Athena's help I think). Dinner time at Olympus must have been a blast. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:13 PM (8avO+) 203
In it, Menelaus invites tales of Odysseus to be told.
So...the story of Odysseus is going to be told by the people in Ithaca as they wait for Penelope to tell them who she's going to marry. Not gonna lie, that makes no damn sense. Why would Menelaus be in Ithaca? And why would any of these people know what Odysseus is doing while he's still on the journey to get where they are? Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 05:13 PM (vJrRc) Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2026 05:14 PM (xkXS7) 205
But he didn't NEED to...he just wanted a gold star from his peers...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (tOcjL) No he didn’t need to. But getting a Best Picture Oscar is guaranteed to make more money these days in our fractured media market. I can see why he did it, and he may have been told to do it by the people writing the checks. Until the Oscars changes the rules all potentially award-winning films will have to meet the quotas. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt) 206
I, too, enjoyed The Sheep Detectives. The nudity was essential to the plot, and my sexual gratification.
The humans were OK too, I guess. Posted by: Montana Rancher at May 13, 2026 05:14 PM (0e5Te) 207
Yeah, "The Ten Commandments" was great until they had a soundtrack instead of a rapper. Same with "Quest for Fire", "Troy" and "Jason and the Argonauts."
They all could have been great, but they played music instead of Snoop Dog. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske) 208
This went from the movie I was most interested in seeing that would actually get me to a theater to I wouldn't watch it if it was the only thing left in the world after a nuclear apocalypse.
Congratulations Nolan. You ruined a classic European epic to satisfy the leftist desire to deconstruct all of Western Civilization and destroy reality. Posted by: EasilyBored at May 13, 2026 05:15 PM (83jOt) 209
OBWAT is a fun bit of fluff that swerves occasionally into Odyssey's neighborhood but it is in no way an accurate retelling of the Odyssey.
Posted by: naturalfake -------------- You mean Odysseus did *not* leave the wedding ring in the chiffonier? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:15 PM (HBms5) 210
Nolan obviously grew a vagina, and now loves to receive anal.
Posted by: Jellybowl at May 13, 2026 05:15 PM (BBiil) 211
Everything Zendya touches, turns to shit. Only the insane hotness of Sydney Sweeny naked keeps Euphoria alive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd) 212
On the plus side, after this bombs, Nolan can give us all the 'Prometheus 2' movie we all deserve.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b) 213
>>>At least it was an original story so they could play loose with it.
also it was a comedy and comedy allows you a lot of leeway to be silly. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle) 214
Did Aphrodite have a hand in making Paris fall for Helen? I remember she supported Troy in the war (what good did that do, right 🙄.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO Aphrodite promised Paris that he would have the most beautiful woman in the world if he awarded her the golden apple that Eris (chaos goddess) had chucked into the middle of a gods-gathering with the label "to the fairest" on it. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 05:16 PM (vJrRc) 215
Not gonna lie, that makes no damn sense.
Why would Menelaus be in Ithaca? And why would any of these people know what Odysseus is doing while he's still on the journey to get where they are? Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 05:13 PM (vJrRc) He wasn't when Odysseus came home, only the nasty suitors were. He would have been home in Sparta, and there's even a part where O's son goes and visits him there looking for clues where he was. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+) 216
Incidentally, I thought the consensus was that that Page girl was lined up to play Hermes (a sort of androgenous deity).
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (6NHCw) 218
Didn’t and won’t see Oppenheimer.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 13, 2026 05:10 PM (GD2xa) --- Also didn't, and probably won't bother to see it. I paid for Super Mario Galaxy to help out my brother in Christ, Chris Pratt. I was glad I watched Hail Mary Project because it was fun. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (Fi81e) 219
I was a Dapper Dan man.
Posted by: Odysseus at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0e5Te) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (xcxpd) 221
I cast him because I wanted to nod towards the idea that this story has been handed down as oral poetry, which is analogous to rap.
There are classic rap songs that have been handed down for twenty years! Just like ancient Greek literature. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 05:18 PM (E/qck) 222
It was funny when she got too close and someone wounded her with a spear (with Athena's help I think). Dinner time at Olympus must have been a blast. Posted by: Oldcat YOU BITCH! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:18 PM (6NHCw) 223
Seriously though, the Page-borg plays Achilles?
One of Greece's mightiest warriors, and she probably can't even parry an average male swinging a sword. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e) 224
Incidentally, I thought the consensus was that that Page girl was lined up to play Hermes (a sort of androgenous deity).
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske) androgenous? he had adventures and invented the lyre when he was a little baby god. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+) 225
Elliot Page as Achilles? Good grief!
If Nolan wanted accuracy, he needed to see how ancient Greeks envisioned Achilles. All he had to do was look at some authentic ancient Greek pottery. Here is a piece showing Achilles killing the Amazon Queen Penthesilea. Dated to 540–530 B.C., a black-figured amphora (wine-jar), signed by Exekias as potter and attributed to him as painter. https://tinyurl.com/3v3h5z54 Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 05:19 PM (5rh/l) 226
So every day, when I take Dubby for his walkies, I carry a little roll of baggies. After he does his bizness, I bag it up and toss it in the nearest receptacle. So I guess my point is, both.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 13, 2026 05:20 PM (IX8iX) 227
These arguments about not having good orchestral scores because it isn't period appropriate are garbage. A good orchestral score is timeless.
They also didn't have electricity, artificial lighting, or fucking film back then. You're telling a STORY, no re-enacting history. This shit gets me literally enraged. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 05:21 PM (xcxpd) 228
I was a Dapper Dan man.
Posted by: Odysseus at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0e5Te) --- Who remains "unaffiliated". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e) 229
Hey guys,
We have a launch in about 65 minutes. SpaceX - Falcon 9 - CRS SpX-34 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: May 13, 2026 (EDT) Launch Time: 6:50 p.m. EDT (2250 UTC (May 14, 00:50 CEST) https://youtu.be/J4iAX4BDmuA Posted by: Joyenz at May 13, 2026 05:21 PM (2F0/Y) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (6NHCw) Posted by: Ellen "Playboy (get it?)" Page at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (47/pr) 232
Things Ellen Page/Achilles couldn't do:
Lift a shield Use a spear Have PIV with Briseis Have PIB with Patroclus. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm) 233
They commin' to attacks us
We all see 'um We poppin' caps in they ass at the Colisuem. It's inscribed on the tablet. Posted by: Gunslinger at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (R2gO3) 234
BTW there is a tablet we have between a Hittite ruler and a Greek ruler. It mentions a conflict at Wilusa (Troy).
The one surprising thing in it? Priam was a greek adventurer himself. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm) It would be an explanation of why Troy was so heavily contested. It was a major port for Western Anatolia, which was not consolidated by Hattusha, and exposed to the Greeks who had rolled up the Cretan trading routes. Once one Greek adventurer captured it, all the others would want it too, especially since it would not be able to call for help from the other Anatolian city states. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR) 235
So instead of the heel, Achilles will get shot in the vagina?
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS) 236
219 I was a Dapper Dan man.
Posted by: Odysseus at May 13, 2026 05:17 PM (0e5Te) --------- But did you ever get paid to sing into a can? Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:23 PM (HBms5) 237
Elliot Page as Achilles? Good grief!
If Nolan wanted accuracy, he needed to see how ancient Greeks envisioned Achilles. All he had to do was look at some authentic ancient Greek pottery. Here is a piece showing Achilles killing the Amazon Queen Penthesilea. Dated to 540–530 B.C., a black-figured amphora (wine-jar), signed by Exekias as potter and attributed to him as painter. https://tinyurl.com/3v3h5z54 Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 05:19 PM (5rh/l) --- That's what I'm saying. Achilles needs to be a badass, not some scrawny girl pumping herself with T so she can manage lean muscle. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e) 238
t would be an explanation of why Troy was so heavily contested. It was a major port for Western Anatolia, which was not consolidated by Hattusha, and exposed to the Greeks who had rolled up the Cretan trading routes. Once one Greek adventurer captured it, all the others would want it too, especially since it would not be able to call for help from the other Anatolian city states.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (rbvCR) Well in the story Troy did get help from a number of places in Anatolia and the Black Sea area, just not enough when all the heroes were there. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+) 239
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
Me neither. Posted by: Ellen "Playboy (get it?)" Page ...... With a fire hose. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS) Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (HBms5) 241
Well ain't AoSHQ a geographical oddity. #twoweeks from everywhere!
Posted by: Ulysses Everett McGill at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (Q6P2R) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (6NHCw) 243
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
Me neither. Posted by: Ellen "Playboy (get it?)" Page ...... With a fire hose. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS) --- I heard "crow bar". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e) 244
I'm trying to think of a race swap that didn't suck. I don't know, it's hard. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 05:00 PM (HBms5) Toshiro Mifune in Throne of Blood (Kurosawa's version of Macbeth) Denzel in The Tragedy of Macbeth Anything other than a Shakespeare adaptation? Bill S is so frickin' awesome that even a race-swap really has to work at it to fuck it up totally. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu) 245
In lieu of an orchestra, there will be a Greek chorus of AWFLs.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 13, 2026 05:25 PM (w6EFb) 246
Since the thread will be replaced soon, I liked the first 3 Hellraiser movies. They were entertaining, not really scary but entertaining.
Amazing effects for decades ago. Terry Farrell from DS9 was the star of the third film. Number 4 takes place well into the future aboard a spaceship. Not promising. I have a lot of computer work to do so I may have a lot of these later ones in the background. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b) 247
Mrs. Hogwlop done R U N N O F T Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:26 PM (6NHCw) 248
The Return, I thought was interesting where Odysseus is broken and suffering from PTSD from the journey when he returns home.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 05:26 PM (ubCxQ) 249
Oh boy, another chance to save money!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (CHHv1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (6NHCw) 251
Brad Pitt looked like Greeks would have imagined Achilles.
Not sure what young action stars there are now but you'd want something: Good looking Tall Buff Blonde And dripping arrogance. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm) 252
216 Incidentally, I thought the consensus was that that Page girl was lined up to play Hermes (a sort of androgenous deity).
______ I liked Hermes as the elf who wanted to be a dentist and did shenanigans with an odd reindeer who had a nose that lit up like a red brake light bulb. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (wUvwL) 253
213 >>>At least it was an original story so they could play loose with it.
also it was a comedy and comedy allows you a lot of leeway to be silly. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 05:16 PM (1wjle) True. It was also very different from the usual so it was a novelty at the time. If they made it today it would fit right in the Netflix library and be quite unremarkable. Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt) 254
Good looking
Tall Buff Blonde And dripping arrogance. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm) --- Chris Hemsworth might be a little too old, now. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e) 255
Well in the story Troy did get help from a number of places in Anatolia and the Black Sea area, just not enough when all the heroes were there.
The theory would be a number of cities didn't want a Greek army there and so helped. But not the Hittites as a whole because...screw that guy Priam... Also, Priam being Greek explains why the Trojans had Greek gods... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:29 PM (6NHCw) 257
How good could her face had looked after launching a thousand ships, though?! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Fi81e) 258
How is rap analogous to ancient greek poetry?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 05:29 PM (wUvwL) 259
Good looking
Tall Buff Blonde And dripping arrogance. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm) So Chris Hemsworth? Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt) 260
Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your Dad! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:30 PM (6NHCw) 261
Axeman and I are on the same wavelength today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at May 13, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt) 262
How is rap analogous to ancient greek poetry? Posted by: Chuck Martel Butt stuff. This is known. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:31 PM (6NHCw) 263
Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 05:31 PM (U/s6V) 264
248 The Return, I thought was interesting where Odysseus is broken and suffering from PTSD from the journey when he returns home.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohi -- Yeah I would have hated it as blesk and dreary when I was younger but as a 29+ er I appreciated that adaptation. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (07SM3) 265
Kemp’s a RINO. I expect his move to be so awful as to discredit the entire process of redistricting.
Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (8jVAy) 266
140 We enjoyed Project Hail Mary, which makes 2 fun movies I’ve seen in theaters in the last 10 years, the other being Top Gun Maverick.
I grew up loving movies but I’m not sure it’s worth caring about anymore. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 13, 2026 04:59 PM (GD2xa) Finally a Movie I can take my son to. I love this movie so much, really want a sequel on Rocky and Grace, it was just soo good Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (ubCxQ) 267
Oh, THERE'S a movie I'm going to cheerfully skip. I might go see the Sheep Detectives though.
Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (4qIhJ) 268
This has nothing to do with the thread, but I feel it necessary to comment on after skipping around in YouTube looking for information on this film.
We live in a world of parasitic retards. There have to be thousands of YouTube commenters whose singular purpose is to...."react" to something that someone else accomplished. I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that people seem to have made a career out of this, or that a wealth of other individuals somehow give it value. People eating cupcakes, people reacting to movies (not critiquing...but, reacting), people reacting to music (not critiquing....reacting). There is no credibility, expertise, or objective value. Just some lump eating a bag of chips (eating into a microphone is gross in the first place) and responding with something like. "Oh, I like these." What service, vocation, or value is being provide. You leave knowing the lump liked the chips. Stop the world. I want to get off. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (dIske) 269
248 The Return, I thought was interesting where Odysseus is broken and suffering from PTSD from the journey when he returns home.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohi -- Yeah I would have hated it as blesk and dreary when I was younger but as a 29+ er I appreciated that adaptation. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 13, 2026 05:32 PM (07SM3) The 7-9 years spent on an island with a sorceress might have led to some recovery. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+) 270
Movie thread - I watched the dvd of Dracula: A Love Tale
It's not horror, more of a mannered satire. Fun in its own way. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 13, 2026 05:34 PM (07SM3) 271
How sad and predictable.
Every story is going to be retold with Zendaya as the lead, eh? And I think I read that her fey husband is in it as well. He exudes masculinity , you guys! Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 05:35 PM (K00qy) 272
Okay Elon, time to step up. You've got more money than anybody, finance a decent version of the Odyssey. Come on, you know you want to. Don't leave out the archery scene near the end.
Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at May 13, 2026 05:36 PM (4qIhJ) 273
There are classic rap songs that have been handed down for twenty years! Just like ancient Greek literature.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 05:18 PM (E/qck) "Sometimes it makes me wonder How I keep from going under." - Lil Ulysses rapping to the Sirens while lashed to the mast of his ship. Posted by: Africa Bambata. Word at May 13, 2026 05:37 PM (47/pr) 274
My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus got nicked by an arrow and Eurylochus says, "You're bleedin man!" Then Odysseus replied, " I aint got time to bleed!"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 05:38 PM (cWLG3) 275
Ironically Ellen Page would be a natural as an Amazon.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 13, 2026 05:42 PM (47/pr) 276
5. Woman are made more prominent & impactful at the expense of male characters.
Let's see - the reason Odysseus is on this Odyssey at all is because Hera is pissed at him. The reason it took him 20 years to get home was because Circe held him captive for that long. The reason behind his arrival to Ithaca was because of the Phoenician princess' aide. The only reason he got home at all was because Athena liked him. Sheesh - the whole story revolves around prominent & impactful women. Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 13, 2026 05:44 PM (bufu1) 277
Lupita Nyong'o
Sound effects are taking actors' roles? Fookin' AI! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 05:22 PM (6NHCw We are no longer the knights who say "Nee!!" We are now the knights who say "Lupita Nyong'o!" Posted by: The Knights who formerly said "Nee!!" at May 13, 2026 05:46 PM (47/pr) 278
30 MATT DAMON!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! They guaranteed my non-attendance by this bit of casting alone. Hollywood is suicidal, along with the rest of the left. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 05:50 PM (Y8DZL) 279
He needs Ellen Page to explain the part of the movie where he engages in time travel in a dream.
Posted by: MikeN at May 13, 2026 05:51 PM (9AF3K) 280
Sheesh - the whole story revolves around prominent & impactful women.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! Goddesses. But the point is well made, the original was about the deities messing with humans, which was what Greek mythology was all about. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 05:55 PM (Y8DZL) 281
Ancient Greek idols depicted the gods and goddesses as blonde. I wonder if Nolan knows that?
Posted by: Avi at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ieodf) 282
Every single person mentioned in this post, involved with this film, is a one-eye cultist illuminati Satanist.
Why even consider watching it. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 13, 2026 05:59 PM (IhL8c) 283
Even the way 5th c. B.C. Greeks don’t follow Homer. Homer describes helmets made of boars’ tusks not bronze.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2026 06:01 PM (ZVgZ4) 284
Cretans from up in the hills are still blonde, to this very day. The darker more Mediterrranean Greek is an admixture from elsewhere.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 13, 2026 06:03 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: logprof at May 13, 2026 06:24 PM (jo6FO) 286
The comment about there having been no orchestral music in ancient Greece reminds me of an anecdote about the Hitchcock film Lifeboat.
Hitchcock planned to have no score for the film, which annoyed Hitchcock's usual score writer at the time, Bernard Herrmann. A snit ensued, and neither was talking to each other. Finally, Hitchcock said to one of his assistants, "Ask Mr. Herrmann how an orchestra got out there in the middle of the ocean." The intermediary delivered the message to Herrmann, who replied, "Tell Mr. Hitchcock that I'll answer his question when he tells me how the camera got out there." Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 13, 2026 06:39 PM (2JDMs) 287
At last Heavens Gate has company
Posted by: 42 at May 13, 2026 06:47 PM (+xVqp) 288
Hollywierd where losers, perverts, and commies gather to destroy history and create the Lord of the Flies.
Posted by: TJ jackson at May 13, 2026 07:15 PM (bXvrr) 289
Loved the part in the trailer where Helen jumped on Achilles's ship and said 'I'm the Captain now!'
No stars. Won't watch ever. F*ck Nolan and this epic sh*t f**king movie. Posted by: Nelly at May 13, 2026 07:38 PM (6+ehB) 290
I am sure it won't be the biggest financial bomb in cinema history, but it surely is the biggest disappointment that I can recall. OK, The Hobbit One through One Hundred Eleven, but even Tolkien is not Homer.
Guess we need to update an old saying from Greece. "Even Nolan nods." Posted by: No Justice for Iryna, No Peace for Charlotte Government at May 13, 2026 08:47 PM (dS4rH) CIA Whistleblower: Fauci Ordered the Cover-Up About the America-Funded Wuhan Lab's Creation of the Covid VirusBill Melugin Fox NewsHe testifies that once it became apparent that covid probably leaked from the Wuhan lab, Fauci "injected himself" into the process, gathering a carefully "curated" list of "experts" -- his personal cronies and people dependent on his grants to live -- to claim it was a naturally-evolved virus. He also goes back to 2015, testifying that Fauci and his cronies rewrote the definition of "gain of function" to evade the ban on federal taxpayer funding for gain-of-function frankenvirus creation. He also says that CIA scientists found that covid was likely manufactured in the lab -- but were "retaliated" against by "CIA managers" for not going along with the Fauci lie. And they did so at the behest of Anthony Fauci. Senator Rand Paul Gunther Eagleman™I think Fauci was more concerned the public would find out that he rigged the fake "gain of function" definition so that he could send taxpayer money to his buddy Peter Daszack with the understanding that Daszack would then immediately sub-grant that money to Wuhan. He was protecting his own role in the engineered mass-murder, not China's. I mean, yes, he was protecting China too, but China was a collateral beneficiary. Erdman worked for the D.I.G., the Director's Initiatives Group. The CIA spied on this group, bugging their phones and computers, because they were exposing the truth of Fauci's, and the CIA's, cover up of their active and central role in global mass murder. Catherine HerridgeThey're still covering up. People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
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Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (LdBR/) 4
He may have a pardon.
But that doesn't stop us from stripping him of all his royalties and his pension. Fuck him. Let him die cold and alone. Just like the thousands of elderly he consigned to that fate. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (MtSIY) 5
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Injected himself If only.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (8gdoz) 7
Nooding
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Class action lawsuit?
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (8gdoz) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (rJ5No) 10
Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul
4h 🚨 CIA Whistleblower reveals that despite a majority of CIA scientists concluding COVID leaked from a lab in Wuhan, Anthony Fauci was able to convince high-ranking intel officials to change the assessment from a lab leak to neutral. ==== The 2020 election absolutely positively definitively had nothing to do with this decision. He is the Science. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (RIvkX) 11
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (MtSIY) 13
10 The 2020 election absolutely positively definitively had nothing to do with this decision.
He is the Science. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (RIvkX) ====== The cleanest election history that if you were to even question it you would get booted from all social media which was taking orders from the government? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (rJ5No) 14
Fauci will spend eternity in Hell for the millions who died
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0) 15
Get the woodchipper!
Posted by: The Beagles at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (DW3Qr) 16
He is The Science! Trust The Science! Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (w6EFb) 17
No Democrats in attendance, so, not mentioned on network news tonight. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (Y8DZL) 18
12 Remember:
The left were lighting votive candles of Fauci. But MAGA is the cult Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (MtSIY) ====== "Fauci personally saved my life by telling me to wear a mask while Trump wants to personally rape me, especially since he's a pedophile and I'm so young and nubile." -70 year old woman in a walker Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (rJ5No) 19
*Laughs in autopen pardon*
- A. Fauci Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (iNUL3) 20
C'mon, Sponge, even I'm beating you now! Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (Y8DZL) 21
high-ranking intel officials
--- that is a nice lie. They were "high-ranking political appointees." Not "intel officials." And name the fuckers. Burn them out. Fire them and strip them of their pensions too. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (MtSIY) 22
14 Fauci will spend eternity in Hell for the millions who died
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0) I'm impatient... I wanna see it on this side of hell... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (yKHCV) 23
You're damn right I ordered the Code Wuhan! And I'd do it again!!
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (xLWI7) 24
Sorry but fauci didn't "order" anything, that came from higher up than fauci.
I don't doubt that fauci went to the higher ups and told them it would be in china's best interest to suppress the lab leak theory, but he was never in any position to order any IC people to lie. That came from the leftists in leadership of the IC. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (0N4FZ) 25
Pulitzer for lying NYSlimes!
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (KtOUo) 26
and yet america's doctor (as the ny times called him when he retired) will pay no price, nope, nuh-uh
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (CWTWj) 27
🚨 CIA Whistleblower reveals that despite a majority of CIA scientists concluding COVID leaked from a lab in Wuhan, Anthony Fauci was able to convince high-ranking intel officials to change the assessment from a lab leak to neutral. =============== Some "scientists." Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (XJ22o) 28
Fauci 'injected himself" into our veins, not just our narrative.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (Av6i5) 29
I bet he injected himself a few times at the bath houses he used to frequent "for the science." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (BI5O2) 30
Unless this means they will bulldoze everything Fauci owns into a giant pile with his demolished house on his clearcut estate, and then put him in a small cage while it is all burned to ash, and he has his pension and investments stripped from him and is allowed to live in subsidized senior housing with a social security benefit of $700 per month, then I don't think justice has been served. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:22 PM (rbvCR) 31
In the movie version, Fauci will be played by Donald Pleasence.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 03:22 PM (Av6i5) 32
4 He may have a pardon.
But that doesn't stop us from stripping him of all his royalties and his pension. Fuck him. Let him die cold and alone. Just like the thousands of elderly he consigned to that fate. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice State charges are not precluded by any federal pardon. Same thing with litigation. Fauci acted ultra vires outside the law governing his position and thus can be made penniless from personal liability for the deaths. I think going into the emails, comms, and co conspirators, if Trump and DoJ really want to stop future iterations of this, those can be handed on a silver salver to state officials that are sympathetic to charging not only Fauci, but Pfizer and Moderna executives as well. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv) 33
Put that little troll's head in a box with fleas like he did to the poor beagles and see how long he sticks to his bullshit story.
Fucker killed my dad. He can rot on earth before he goes to hell. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:23 PM (DwqWV) 34
He also goes back to 2015, testifying that Fauci and his cronies rewrote the definition of "gain of function" to evade the ban on federal taxpayer funding for gain-of-function frankenvirus creation.
--- So Fraudci's claim that Rand Paul didn't know what he was talking about when it came to "gain of function" might be because Fraudci hadn't let Paul know that he had just changed the definition again! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e) 35
CIA Whistleblower: Fauci Ordered the Cover-Up About the America-Funded Wuhan Lab's Creation of the Covid Virus
—Disinformation Expert Ace What is the new part? - Wuhan Lab - Cover-up - or American Funded ? Of the three the first two were know almost Day One, and that the Demonic Garden Gnome was pushing the cover-up. And from that the third item may have been conjectured. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (/lPRQ) 36
in the movie version, fauci will almost find a cure for cancer when maga types try to bring him down
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (CWTWj) 37
I'm sure I saw a story a couple of years ago about Fauci personally going to an off the books meeting with a bunch of ICers to sway their decision. Anybody else remember that?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (XvL8K) 38
So is Trump going to remind Xi that chi nah's lab created a virus that killed millions including Chinese?
And that chi nah let commie USA agents in his country with $ and expertise to make it happen right under Xi's nose? Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (KtOUo) 39
I have rewritten the definition of "Gain-of-function research", pray that I do not rewrite it again. Posted by: Darth Fraudci at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e) 40
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1) 41
I wonder if whistleblowers are going to be the Times person of the year again. /sarc
Posted by: InZona at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (emlCV) 42
Fauci is a nasty, little vile, lawn gnome that needs to be locked away. It is written in his face.
There is no escape. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (D1E+2) 43
in the movie version, fauci will almost find a cure for cancer when maga types try to bring him down
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (CWTWj) --- "Only GOD can cure CANCER!!" they will shout. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e) 44
I've read most of the content, but I don't get this: - They knew it came from Wuhan. They hid it. - That lie was used to ram through emergency use mandates on experimental shots while crushing anyone who told the truth. Millions of lives destroyed. Trillions wasted. Small businesses gutted. Kids masked and isolated. All because the "experts" and deep state didn't want to admit China cooked this thing up and Fauci helped cover their rear end. ----------------------------- It seems to me the destruction of small businesses, schools, social life, etc would have proceeded regardless of where the virus came from. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (XJ22o) 45
I don't doubt that fauci went to the higher ups and told them it would be in china's best interest to suppress the lab leak theory, but he was never in any position to order any IC people to lie. That came from the leftists in leadership of the IC.
Posted by: Mister Scott He did have power over the IC. It is the confluence of the IC/DoD and these foreign labs, likely for keeping tabs on the Chicoms and Ukrainians, that Fauci funded on their behalf through Peter Daslak (not pardoned btw). From Brave AI "Daszak, president of EcoHealth Alliance, received millions in U.S. government grants—some approved under Fauci’s leadership at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID)—to conduct gain-of-function research on bat coronaviruses in collaboration with Chinese scientists. Emails and investigations have revealed close coordination between Fauci, Daszak, and Fauci’s top aide, David Morens. Daszak thanked Fauci in April 2020 for publicly dismissing lab-leak theories, calling his comments helpful in dispelling "myths" about the virus originating from the Wuhan lab. In 2021, " Morens is the one facing charges. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv) 46
but days later, that changed after Dr. Anthony Fauci "injected himself" into conversations and "significantly influenced" them.
We're not doing phrasing anymore? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1) 47
I misspoke. I meant
"allowed to eventually die in inner city subsidized senior housing with a social security benefit of $700 per month, then I don't think justice has been served" Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR) 48
I have Diplomatic Immunity! Posted by: Fauci in Lethan Weapon II at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (IifOV) 49
Fauci will never accept responsibility for anything he did. He was an uber bureaucrat who should have been tossed out of government for his handling of AIDS. But he was protected by the uniparty, feeding his ego and making him think he was all powerful. He'll die thinking that.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (gu0hJ) 50
re 40: stop shouting, we know
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (CWTWj) 51
Some country really really needs to charge Fauci with crimes against humanity and Trump should be looking the other way when their bag-n-tag team enters the US and takes him out.
Then Trump needs to pardon the hit team. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (/lPRQ) 52
Fauci and his cronies rewrote the definition of "gain of function" ================ Has it been restored to fact yet? Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (XJ22o) 53
47 I misspoke. I meant
"allowed to eventually die in inner city subsidized senior housing with a social security benefit of $700 per month, then I don't think justice has been served" Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR) ====== Misspoke? You say your comments out loud? Weirdo. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (rJ5No) 54
They're still covering up. People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
Here's a thought. No one controls the CIA BUT the CIA. They have enough kompromat on every elected official except Trump, that no one will seriously discuss ending the CIA. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (MwdeY) 55
>> Of the three the first two were know almost Day One,
Yep. By 2021, we had pretty much figured out what happened. But there was Biden admin and the Woke Media to continue the cover-up and label that all conspiracy nonsense. Now, hopefully we get the proof, with official confirmation and documents and testimony and all that good stuff. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (w6EFb) 56
So is Trump going to remind Xi that chi nah's lab created a virus that killed millions including Chinese?
And that chi nah let commie USA agents in his country with $ and expertise to make it happen right under Xi's nose? Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 03:24 PM (KtOUo) ===== *strokes chin while considering thoughtfully* Naah, bro. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX) 57
Senator Rand Paul
@SenRandPaul 4h 🚨 CIA Whistleblower reveals that despite a majority of CIA scientists concluding COVID leaked from a lab in Wuhan, Anthony Fauci was able to convince high-ranking intel officials to change the assessment from a lab leak to neutral. Dear Dr. Paul. PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT forget about that steamcunt Deborah Birx. She of hideous scarves wrote a BOOK about how they lied to then President Trump to manipulate him and make him do what they wanted. She needs to be taken apart as well. Maybe even physically. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1) 58
Man....you start typing a post on an active thread, and by the time you hit 'post' a new thread has appeared.
I hate when that happens! (Post 335 downstairs) I gots to learn to either type faster or thimk fasterer.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (QGaXH) 59
If people were lighting votive candles of Fauci it is the left again denigrating religion. Lighting a candle is meaningless unless there is some trust that God will answer the prayers of intercession of the Saint if it's in God's will. Saints are in heaven Fauci is not a Saint and has been quoted as saying, " I don't need religion. I have my code of ethics" Uhhh huh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (OYsYV) 60
@IrishEi
3h What the hell is going on, @CIADirector? I had great hopes that the @CIA would be reined in under your leadership. Do you approve of the outrageous statement a CIA spokesperson made to the Senate hearing with CIA whistleblower on COVID origin--in real time?! Shameful. ---------- CIA spokesperson responds to Senate hearing with COVID whistleblower--as the hearing is going on(!)--and calls it political theater. Where is CIA Dir. John Ratcliffe? Did he approve this outrageous statement? Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (3ImbR) Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (3ImbR) 61
How are we supposed to decrease the surplus population of the Earth if we can't breed a super virus? Well, I'm waiting . . .
Posted by: Dr. Fraudci at May 13, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R) 62
Ralph Baric is another big name in this Crime Against Humanity. He taught the Chicom Bat Woman GOF at his knee. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 03:29 PM (w6EFb) 63
I wonder if Fauci can be extradited to another country, one eager to see some justice. Or does a pardon here in the US transfer to anywhere, anytime?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 03:29 PM (jehhT) 64
Oh but they love their fall guys. Nit that he's not a corrupt demonic pig but "it was fauci" rings fucking hollow
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 03:29 PM (QV+TG) 65
14 Fauci will spend eternity in Hell for the millions who died
Posted by: Skip ========= Prior to his COVID murders, Fauci also murdered a bunch of orphans (timeframe late 90's to early 00's) by injecting them with AZT again in collaboration with low life types in NY. Simply put, the guy was a psychopath and other lives did not matter to him whether human or beagle. He should have never been in that position before Covid as he had already shown his lack of ethics in running murderous experiments on the helpless. Another Bush-Clinton-Bush failure just like bin Ladin. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (E4rtv) 66
One of my closest old-time friends not only sTill wears a mask every time he goes outside, but he insists that anyone who comes t visit him in his home wear a mask when outside for fiVE DaYS prior to visiting him.
Needless to say, he doesn't get many visitors. And yes, he's a crazy leftoid (on most issues), so his covid lunacy is to be exected, but geez, c'mon dude -- still masking SIX YEARS later???/ Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Av6i5) 67
How are we supposed to decrease the surplus population of the Earth if we can't breed a super virus? Well, I'm waiting . . .
Posted by: Dr. Fraudci Same way we have for all of human history. War. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (MwdeY) 68
🚨 CIA Whistleblower reveals that despite a majority of CIA scientists concluding COVID leaked from a lab in Wuhan, Anthony Fauci was able to convince high-ranking intel officials to change the assessment from a lab leak to neutral.
--- And somehow the NIH managed to get researchers who declared the virus was artificial as soon as they examined it, to keep quiet as they spread the lie that it was 100% natural, man. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e) 69
I beg someone with an Xcrement account send a post to Paul about getting Birx included.
Her name needs to be mentioned along with Fauci. She was paramount in the destruction of American businesses and the economy. That bitch needs to HANG. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1) 70
I gots to learn to either type faster or thimk fasterer....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (QGaXH) Just get an AI agent to comment for you. 25 cents cheap! Posted by: ClaudeGPTixity at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Q6P2R) 71
66 One of my closest old-time friends not only sTill wears a mask every time he goes outside, but he insists that anyone who comes t visit him in his home wear a mask when outside for fiVE DaYS prior to visiting him.
Needless to say, he doesn't get many visitors. And yes, he's a crazy leftoid (on most issues), so his covid lunacy is to be exected, but geez, c'mon dude -- still masking SIX YEARS later???/ Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Av6i5) ===== Posit: We should start a COVID political party, the only ones that take COVID seriously, who advocate for perpetual lockdowns. It could siphon off 1% of the Democrat vote forever. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (rJ5No) 72
I'm sure I saw a story a couple of years ago about Fauci personally going to an off the books meeting with a bunch of ICers to sway their decision. Anybody else remember that?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba _________ Found an article from September 2023: "According to Rep. Brad Wenstrup (R-OH), the chair of the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic, Dr. Anthony Fauci may have been secretly escorted into CIA HQ in an attempt to influence the agency’s probe into the origins of COVID-19. There was no official record of Fauci’s entry." Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (XvL8K) 73
> I'm sure I saw a story a couple of years ago about Fauci personally going to an off the books meeting with a bunch of ICers to sway their decision. Anybody else remember that?
Yes. There was a story about Fauci getting escorted into CIA without any guest logs. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (mkw2N) 74
I don't need religion. I have my code of ethics" Uhhh huh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 03:28 PM (OYsYV) Yeah, so did Mao and Pol Pot. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (DwqWV) 75
I do not believe this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I unquestionably believe that the COVID Virus came from Frogs having Gay Sex with Hamsters at the Wuhan Lab. One night the Hamsters plotted their escape and made to a Cargo Ship heading the the USA. I read this in the National Enquirer just below the story about Aliens removed Trump's Brain and inserted Hitler's preserved brain... Posted by: Jackson K. at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (X7dyz) 76
Administrations come and go. The CIA is forever. Nobody is bringing them to heal. Nobody. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV) 77
It seems to me the destruction of small businesses, schools, social life, etc would have proceeded regardless of where the virus came from.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (XJ22o) Sure, but that origin is a smoking gun that points directly at Fauci himself as the originator of the research that should have been shut down entirely. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+) 78
PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT forget about that steamcunt Deborah Birx. She of hideous scarves wrote a BOOK about how they lied to then President Trump to manipulate him and make him do what they wanted. She needs to be taken apart as well. Maybe even physically. Posted by: Sponge And guess who was Birx sponsor for that shit, Judas Pence. The rot in the first Adminstration stems from him and his Never Trumper hires. Like Troye, Ayers, etc. Pence was put in charge of the Covid response if you remember. Trump fcked up on that, he apparently trusted Pence's schtick of being the good Christian and loyal follower. In truth, he is of the devil. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd) 80
I see people driving their cars with no one else in the vehicle wearing a COVID Mask .......
Posted by: Jackson K. at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (X7dyz) 81
Fucker killed my dad. He can rot on earth before he goes to hell. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:23 PM (DwqWV) He murdered Doof's wife, I believe. And if I remember correctly, had a hand in Oregon Muse's demise as well. There isn't a spot in Hell created for the evil of that sonofabitch......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1) 82
Yeah Scarffy Birx lady needs to be on the same gallows as Fauci. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 03:33 PM (IifOV) 83
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:31 PM (DwqWV)
Yes, his "ethics " apparently consists of decreasing the surplus population and making a fortune while doing it . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 03:33 PM (OYsYV) 84
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Administrations come and go. The CIA is forever. Nobody is bringing them to heal. Nobody. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV) And that POS Brennan all but admitted that just the other day saying that they basically will "get" Trump... Of course not in those exact words but implied... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:34 PM (yKHCV) 85
@CIASpox said, "The Committee acted in bad faith by subpoenaing an Agency officer for testimony today without notifying CIA, despite having already obtained closed-door testimony from the individual previously. ================== It was supposed to be a profile, not a hit piece. Posted by: CIA Spokesperson Becerra at May 13, 2026 03:34 PM (XJ22o) 86
hey're still covering up. People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
--- Brennan was just bragging that he knew hoards of deep-staters that were resisting Trump's every order. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e) 87
This is all very interesting, but is anyone going to prison for this? If so, I'll be paying more attention. If not, then I'll consider it as another episode of cheap congressional posturing.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 03:34 PM (g8Ew8) 88
Wouldn’t the UN (I know, stop laughing) have been a possible venue for the World to discuss what Covid 19 was, where it came from, whether the U.S.A. or not.
I do not believe there are any Life Insurance policies that pay out for Biological Weapons. That’s known as an “Exclusion” in the trade, no? For that matter they have an Exclusion for Experimental medical trials and Emergency vaccines too. Never heard a peep out of any of them. The whole thing exposed the inherent Rot in government, local, state, federal, global. Profiles In Courage! Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 03:35 PM (y+G1Q) 89
Trump fcked up on that, he apparently trusted Pence's schtick of being the good Christian and loyal follower. In truth, he is of the devil.
Posted by: whig The fly tried to warn us Posted by: Kratwurst at May 13, 2026 03:35 PM (NaOS+) 90
NOW they tell us.
Another fucking op Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd) We had pretty much all of this at the time in one form or another. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (8avO+) 91
And yes, he's a crazy leftoid (on most issues), so his covid lunacy is to be exected, but geez, c'mon dude -- still masking SIX YEARS later???/
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 03:30 PM (Av6i5) In Spain the local authority recently saved three kids who had not been allowed outside for the past 5 years since their parents were terrified of covid. Horrible living conditions and the kids had what seems to be rickets and serious developmental issues from the experience. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (rbvCR) 92
Batsoup!
No, pangolin! Batsoup! ... Umm, guys, what's that creepy bioweapons ab across the street from the market? You cannot accuse the Chinese of creating this in a lab. That's racist. Yeah, they got it from eating weird animals. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (/lPRQ) 93
The fly tried to warn us Posted by: Kratwurst at May 13, 2026 03:35 PM (NaOS+) The fly is undefeated. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1) 94
Fauci is the personification of a punchable face.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (ei1sX) 95
And that POS Brennan all but admitted that just the other day saying that they basically will "get" Trump... Of course not in those exact words but implied...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:34 PM Completely understandable. The CIA has had their hands in every coup globally since at least the late 40's. The CIA will never not and cannot be controlled. They are the boogey man. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 03:36 PM (IifOV) 96
Fauci. Hanging's too good for him. Face cage him with sand fleas, just as his minions did to the beagles. For lagniappe include that NC lab asshole and LegoBrix of the multi-hued scarves. Wen, also. You lied and you mass murdered. Hell's coming for breakfast. Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 03:37 PM (xG4kz) 97
" Public health" has been political from the get-go really, but one thing I learned is how doctors, and the medical system and supposedly private research system is just a bunch of flunkies for the powers that be. Far from being men of science relentlessly pursuing the truth following wherever the evidence leads, they just do what their told. Their funding and careers depend on it. The few doctors and scientists who did speak out against the narrative, boy, how they were attacked. Medical review boards calling them on the carpet etc, etc. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 03:37 PM (w6EFb) 98
I still think it was an intentional release by the ChiComs to short-circuit the protests which were going on in Hong Kong and spreading to other provinces/cities. They were serious enough that the Western press was starting to speculate that they could bring down the commie regime. Force everyone to stay indoors and then start welding the doors shut and people can't protest in the streets. Releasing in Wuhan near the originating lab was the ChiComs being clever. If it was released in HK first, then that would cause problems internationally, rather like Tienanmen Square. But the virus got away from them and they lost control. Oops. That's why their public statements were so weird. At various times they blamed the US, Italy, Australia etc. They weren't ready with the propaganda and had to improvise. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu) 99
The fly tried to warn us
Posted by: Kratwurst ----- Beezlebul is lord of the flies. He owns both Pence and Obama. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv) 100
So I love these whisteblowers and hearings and all the rest as much as anyone but....are we actually going to arrest Fauci?
Because otherwise LIVs do not care. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm) 101
They're still covering up. People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
Here's a thought. No one controls the CIA BUT the CIA. They have enough kompromat on every elected official except Trump, that no one will seriously discuss ending the CIA. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM This is not new, the oss had to find new work after WWII when they were disbanded. They started doing domestic stuff when wild bill donovan was given the helm at the brand new cia. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ) 102
I will say I note among the a-political the general reaction to the hantavirus crap is:
Not this time media...not this time. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm) 103
OF COURSE covid came from Chynah. OF COURSE.
EVERY flu of significant issue since the 90's came from f*cking CHYNAH. H1N1. Bird flu. Swine flu. SARS. And EVERYONE KNEW IT. The fact that we haven't tactically nuked every viral lab in that shithole country shows we're just not all that serious as a world........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1) 104
>>>He should have never been in that position before Covid as he had already shown his lack of ethics in running murderous experiments on the helpless.
~~~~~ Well, Fauci's wife was head of the Bioethics Dept. at NIH. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (3ImbR) 105
I wonder if Farcebook will reinstate the articles I was sharing before they started "restricting my reach" and not showing anything I posted and then deleting it altogether. There is this huge gap in my timeline when I was posting 4 or 5 times a day.
Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (ZFqKB) 106
Fauci needs his vocal cords cut, bound hand and foot, and fed to sand fleas while alive.
If it is 'good' for beagles, good enough for Fauci. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (dxtDq) 107
102 I will say I note among the a-political the general reaction to the hantavirus crap is:
Not this time media...not this time. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm) ====== Anyone else remember that we had about 5 attempts to restart covid panic in Biden's term? It's not just that we're done with covid, we're done with virus scares in general. The left accidentally made sure the people stopped caring about them by trying to resurrect covid nearly half a dozen times. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (rJ5No) 108
Still a couple more baby steps to get to my "conspiracy theory". I still think the release of Covid was purposeful by the Chinese under the guise that it would not fully effect the producers in that country, and it WOULD target the elderly and infirm, thus removing the growing expense of societies parasites. And, it would be local (a test). Only, it kept spreading, so China opted to limit damages by spreading it internationally.
Then there is Zhou Yusen, a researcher and top scientist at the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) and a PLA military scientist. He "accidentally" fell off the roof of the Wuhan lab three months after patenting a vaccine for Covid (which started in advance of the Covid release). He went splat. I call it zìwěn. Honorable Chinese suicide. China wanted to cut their domestic costs, and pissed the bed in the process. All stemming back to the "one child rule" and how they have too many benefactors and not enough producers. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske) 109
26 and yet america's doctor (as the ny times called him when he retired) will pay no price, nope, nuh-uh
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (CWTWj) I'm frequently among the 'nothing will happen' crowd but I firmly believe his arrogant evil will catch up with him, either in this life or the next. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:40 PM (QGaXH) 110
Fauci created his own Unit 731 in Wuhan using our money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 03:40 PM (dxtDq) 111
The fact that we haven't tactically nuked every viral lab in that shithole country shows we're just not all that serious as a world........
Posted by: Sponge ====== I would say the fact that we have not nuked Langley is a condemnation of our political system. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv) 112
" Public health" has been political from the get-go really, but one thing I learned is how doctors, and the medical system and supposedly private research system is just a bunch of flunkies for the powers that be.
If you are a DR, or part of a small DR office, being paid by your patients primarily who is your customer? The patients. If you are a "public health expert" being paid by the government who is your customer? The government. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm) 113
That's why their public statements were so weird. At various times they blamed the US, Italy, Australia etc. They weren't ready with the propaganda and had to improvise.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:37 PM (y9nCu) I disagree, I think the release was accidental, people stealing contaminated bodies and selling them out at the nearby market. That sort of crap goes on routinely in China. Where China got in was the releasing it world-wide and boosting the world wide lockdowns so they would not lose ground to the world. China's problems with HK postdate Covid IIRC. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+) 114
I would say the fact that we have not nuked Langley is a condemnation of our political system.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv) Were I to argue, I'd lose. So I won't. Don't want to, either. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1) 115
If you were to talk to many priests or pastors they would probably tell you that they think that a fairly large number of their congregants died from illness related to the Covid shots-quick acting cancer, etc. Our piano player got a shot because she was a senior citizen and didn't want to worry about carrying the illness to other people . She died within six months The organist and her daughter died within three months of each other. Both had the shot
I am livid and heartbroken over these deaths because of shots forced on people. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (n3VHW) 116
107 102 I will say I note among the a-political the general reaction to the hantavirus crap is:
Not this time media...not this time. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm) ====== Anyone else remember that we had about 5 attempts to restart covid panic in Biden's term? It's not just that we're done with covid, we're done with virus scares in general. The left accidentally made sure the people stopped caring about them by trying to resurrect covid nearly half a dozen times. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (rJ5No) In this 6th year of a pandemic? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (okun6) 117
They started doing domestic stuff when wild bill donovan was given the helm at the brand new cia.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 03:38 PM (0N4FZ) All my digs into early CIA stuff proves he was a stupid prick. His medals are bullshit. I don't buy a lick of his history. He's literally the first CIA created superman. Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ZFqKB) 118
Dismembering by chimps on PCP is too good for Fraudci. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e) 119
People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
- Did I miss Trump waging war on and conquering the CIA, summarily executing all the partisans therein? Because otherwise, it's silly to claim that he's "in control" of them. Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (vSvIl) 120
I'm frequently among the 'nothing will happen' crowd but I firmly believe his arrogant evil will catch up with him, either in this life or the next.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:40 PM (QGaXH) Oh, this ratf*ck will pay for denying the existence of his soul, for sure. There isn't a corner of Hell hot enough for that bastard, yet. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1) 121
116 In this 6th year of a pandemic?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (okun6) ===== The Spanish Flu is still out there! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (rJ5No) 122
Anyone else remember that we had about 5 attempts to restart covid panic in Biden's term?
It's not just that we're done with covid, we're done with virus scares in general. The left accidentally made sure the people stopped caring about them by trying to resurrect covid nearly half a dozen times. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:39 PM (rJ5No) there's one they are trying out right now. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+) 123
Anyone else remember that we had about 5 attempts to restart covid panic in Biden's term?
It's not just that we're done with covid, we're done with virus scares in general. The left accidentally made sure the people stopped caring about them by trying to resurrect covid nearly half a dozen times. Yep. The MonkeyPox run failed too I remember. Of course that's when it came out that the kid that got it had two gay dads. Oh...and the dog got it too... And they got that story out of the news as fast as they could... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm) 124
And that POS Brennan all but admitted that just the other day saying that they basically will "get" Trump... Of course not in those exact words but implied...
Posted by: It's me donna If only Trump were 10% the Tyrant they accuse him of... He would have Brennan nabbed and literally filleted for info on the inside resistance. Badda bin Badda boom. CIA resisters liquidated and problem resolved. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (/lPRQ) 125
110 Fauci created his own Unit 731 in Wuhan using our money.
Posted by: Anna Puma ======= Not only there but in Ukraine as well. Original funding was during the Nunn Lugar era to stop Commie scientists from selling their knowledge to North Korea, etc. Once that funding started, it never ended. And of course, the CIA was involved in managing it (and intel gathering) off the books with NIH and NIAID being the mechanisms Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv) 126
" Public health" has been political from the get-go really Anything prefaced with "Public" is usually crap and unhygienic. Like Public Library or Public Toilet. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu) 127
Oh speaking of hantavirus, we already get a few cases in the US, and I believe the primary reasons is...immigration from South America.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm) 128
Cuckley Barlson's fault
Posted by: the guy who always says it's Cuckley Barlson's fault at May 13, 2026 03:44 PM (RpyCp) 129
re 123: oh my god it's the omicron variant!! run for cover!
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:44 PM (CWTWj) 130
Was Rashad also pardoned? They all should pay right down to the secretaries taking notes.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (wBaIH) 131
One of my issues with all of this is the public health professionals, mostly politicians who made it through medical school but never actually treated anyone. I think they had no part in the initial cover-up. But they did try to impose some sort of knee-jerk automatic response in the general public that we HAD to do whatever they commanded, in the name of public health, OR ELSE! The shots are effective, 94%, lie, they last forever, lie, there are no side-effects, lie, social distancing is effective, lie, any mask was effective, lie, plexi-glass shields were effective, actually made things worse. I think they have permanently destroyed any faith people may have had in them. Which will likely tarnish others who actually follow the science and are genuinely trying to help.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (VJfj+) 132
If you are a DR, or part of a small DR office, being paid by your patients primarily who is your customer? The patients.
If you are a "public health expert" being paid by the government who is your customer? The government. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm) Yeah. Right. You don't process insurance or medicare? You own your own office and don't "run it" for a financial group, which is the only way to afford the insurance and compliance costs? The state medical board doesn't have more to say about how you treat your patients than the patients themselves have? You still want rights to send patients to the local hospital which is the only hospital within driving distance? I don't have an MD. I have a pharma representative who has an MD Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (rbvCR) 133
Mein Fuhrer....
I mean President Biden the COVID Vaccine will wither out the weak and lead us to a pure Socialist/Communist Democrat Party to extinguish the Republicans so that we can rise to the 4th Reich in 2020 !!!!!! Posted by: Dr. "Sieg Hiel' Fauci at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (3d4aC) 134
It was rumored at one point that Russia started the war with Ukraine because the US was operating viral labs close to the border and after covid, Russia wasn't having ANY of that shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1) 135
127 Oh speaking of hantavirus, we already get a few cases in the US, and I believe the primary reasons is...immigration from South America.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm) ====== That's a funny way to spell "RFK Jr. said something about vaccines." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (rJ5No) 136
All my digs into early CIA stuff proves he was a stupid prick. His medals are bullshit. I don't buy a lick of his history.
He's literally the first CIA created superman. Posted by: Reforger ======= He was run by British intel and they are run by the City of London. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (E4rtv) 137
Dismembering by chimps on PCP is too good for Fraudci.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e) ===== Let's workshop this. Chimps is good. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX) 138
I see people driving their cars with no one else in the car wearing a COVID Mask
No, you see people wearing a Dust mask. That are ineffective against a Virus. Says so, right on the box. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (KMICP) 139
what ends first, covid panic or mccain's memorial?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (CWTWj) 140
In before Qatucker Qatarlson comes out in support of Fauci and tells everyone he saved BILLIONS of people with his actions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1) 141
Daszack, not Rashad. Fucking autocorrect.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (wBaIH) 142
I am livid and heartbroken over these deaths because of shots forced on people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Supposedly one brand had a common side effect of miscarriages. Gotta read the fine print when they are subjecting you to medical experiments. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (/lPRQ) 143
Oh speaking of hantavirus, we already get a few cases in the US, and I believe the primary reasons is...immigration from South America.
Posted by: 18-1 I think that is what killed Gene Hackman's wife and he died because his caregiver did. He was as a dementia patient, totally dependent on her to live. You see it pop up in the Southwest now and again. "Betsy Arakawa, the wife of actor Gene Hackman, died from hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS) in February 2025 at their home in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The virus is a rare, rodent-borne infection transmitted through contact with infected urine, feces, or saliva, and HPS has a high fatality rate. " Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv) 144
Still a couple more baby steps to get to my "conspiracy theory". I still think the release of Covid was purposeful by the Chinese under the guise that it would not fully effect the producers in that country, and it WOULD target the elderly and infirm, thus removing the growing expense of societies parasites. And, it would be local (a test). Only, it kept spreading, so China opted to limit damages by spreading it internationally.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:40 PM (dIske) At that point the real estate bubble "solution" for the elderly had not blown up in their faces like it is now, and their response to outbreaks was to weld everyone in their houses not just the infirm. It seems fairly risk taking for a group that hasn't been known for it. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+) 145
Oh speaking of hantavirus, we already get a few cases in the US, and I believe the primary reasons is...immigration from South America.
Posted by: 18-1 It's gotten kinda quiet regarding hantavirus. For a couple of days there, it was everywhere on social media. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 03:47 PM (MwdeY) 146
Dismembering by chimps on PCP is too good for Fraudci.
Posted by: Axeman And bonobos on massive doses of Viagra. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 13, 2026 03:47 PM (/lPRQ) 147
oh my god it's the omicron variant!! run for cover!
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 03:44 PM (CWTWj) FiL got 'diagnosed' with the BA Baracus variant. They gave him Motrin and a cough syrup and sent him home. He was dehydrated and they didn't even give an IV. He was 80. They got their $13k tho. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (dxtDq) 149
It was a bioattack engineered to help bring down the West. The opening salvo of World War III. Globalists versus everyone else. It's still going on.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (QV+TG) 150
Anything prefaced with "Public" is usually crap and unhygienic. Like Public Library or Public Toilet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur ....... and Public Nudity. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS) 151
Dismembering by chimps on PCP is too good for Fraudci.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e) ===== Let's workshop this. Chimps is good. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX) --- We could give them "tiger claws", but we're still in the neighborhood of too good for Fraudci. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e) 152
Hang him. And dispossess his estate and his pharma cronies of their profits from murder.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (dK+Kv) 153
>> They're still covering up. People are wondering how it is that a CIA under Trump's control is still pumping out this self-serving cover-up garbage.
Because Trump has his eye off the ball. I’m honestly wondering what the hell he’s thinking about. Today he brushed off people’s concerns about inflation and gas prices as it relates to Iran. There’s a growing chorus that wants him to slam the door shut on that conflict, and he’s holding it open A lot of this smells like legacy vanity crap. Same with China. We should be crushing those mother f’r’s and he’s trying to cut business deals with the people who exist to steal our IP and undermine our companies. It makes me question everything. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:49 PM (PxIWo) 154
The state medical board doesn't have more to say about how you treat your patients than the patients themselves have? You still want rights to send patients to the local hospital which is the only hospital within driving distance?
I don't have an MD. I have a pharma representative who has an MD Doctor is a job. Yes, yes there are brilliant House types, and tireless patient advocates but for most people it is like any other job. The corp you work for sets the rules, you do your job, then you go home. Don't expect your random DR is up late at night worried that he gave you a 100% thorough diagnosis... You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm) 155
" Public health" has been political from the get-go really
_________ I'd disagree with that. Seems like it was generally doing what it was supposed to do - protection against external threats - until the mid 20th century or so. It started "protecting" you against yourself sometime after that. Came to fruition with the smoking bans. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (XvL8K) 156
It was rumored at one point that Russia started the war with Ukraine because the US was operating viral labs close to the border and after covid, Russia wasn't having ANY of that shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1) If by rumor you mean 'testified in front of Congress about' by Victoria Newland, then yes. She was very worried about Russia getting into those labs. And they did for a lot of them. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv) 158
The Nothing Will Happen guy must be getting a workout lately.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS) 159
Chimps is good.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX) --- We could give them "tiger claws", but we're still in the neighborhood of too good for Fraudci. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e) ===== I was thinking razor teeth. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX) 160
In before Qatucker Qatarlson comes out in support of Fauci and tells everyone he saved BILLIONS of people with his actions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1) No, this week we are calling him a "satanic cannibal" NEXT week we accuse him of being in cahoots with Fauci Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (rbvCR) 161
The Nothing Will Happen guy must be getting a workout lately.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS) He's no chicken, yet. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1) 162
Don't expect your random DR is up late at night worried that he gave you a 100% thorough diagnosis...
You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like. Posted by: 18-1 ======== EXACTLY. VERY WISE WORDS that should be followed for you or your loved ones. Patients with no advocates are subject to the tender mercies of the system. And that system has no mercy. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv) 163
Truman hated Donovan, and was suspicious of what turned out to be the new agency, CIA.
The OSS set the precedent of “unvouchered funds” out of some executive account of FDR. It was under Allen Dulles, the Eisenhower administration, where things really went off the rails, just from the stuff we know about. Kennedy got burned badly, because (apparently) they thought he would green light air support for the Bay of Pigs debacle. He did not, and pissed a lot of people off. Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (KMICP) 164
No, this week we are calling him a "satanic cannibal"
NEXT week we accuse him of being in cahoots with Fauci Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (rbvCR)/i] Well shit. See? This is what happens when I actually work and don't stay on the blog all day......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) 165
148 Whig
Be sneaky, put thallium in their water. Posted by: Anna Puma ======== Well, they are rats. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (QV+TG) 167
Wrathchild
https://youtu.be/io4ObwuO24w Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv) --- Don't think I've ever seen a clip with Di Anno singing. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e) 168
One last comment about Fauchi:
He worked until he was in his mid-80's as I recall. What kind of waste life is that? Wouldn't you want to have some time to enjoy life ? I feel bad for the evil little troll. I retired at 65 and feel I worked too long and should have gone our sooner so I would have more time as a free man. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (QGaXH) 169
Supposedly one brand had a common side effect of miscarriages.
Gotta read the fine print when they are subjecting you to medical experiments. Like the new hantavirus vaccine (strange that they just developed this, isn't it?) which has "hantavirus' respiratory infection" as a possible side-effect? Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E/qck) 170
You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm) This, 1000%. My blood cancer doc said I was his most informed patient at my last appointment. This was said as a good thing and is a good thing, b/c he knows I press him for good treatment, but he also doesn't have to waste his precious time explaining the obvious about my cancer and treatment to me. So, I can tell him what matters and he can do the same. Now on year 6 of a cancer that should have killed me in 2-5 and not going anywhere soon...although new treatment coming this summer, so back in the hurry up and test everything phase and get plans and insurance approvals done... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (tOcjL) 171
China's problems with HK postdate Covid IIRC. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:41 PM (8avO+) Actually, the protests started a year before, in 2019, over the ChiComs passing laws to allow extradition from HK to China. The HKers were convinced that China was getting fed up with HK being somewhat independent. The Chinese Lung Rot most definitely killed the protests Which isn't to say that your own theory is necessarily wrong either. Fact is, none of us really know what happened and it's still speculation. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (y9nCu) 172
Poor Gene Hackman.
All that money and they wouldn't hire someone to come in twice a week to clean up. Or hire a pest-control business. Just effing stupid. Don't get too worked up about the dead. Jesus defeated death and He is infinitely merciful. Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (qFwJc) 173
I am glad this guy was pardoned. That way the prison system can't protect him from being torn limb from limb out in the wild by all of the innocent people who's lives he ruined.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (8wxWr) 174
He worked until he was in his mid-80's as I recall. What kind of waste life is that? Wouldn't you want to have some time to enjoy life ? I feel bad for the evil little troll.
I retired at 65 and feel I worked too long and should have gone our sooner so I would have more time as a free man. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:52 PM (QGaXH) He was power mad. He only left because he knew his antics would be found and he'd be up schitt's creek. Biden pardoned him, sure, but that was an Otto Pen signing and if they push hard enough, those will be found not to count. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1) 175
You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm) Nah, he shows up 20 minutes early to telemedicine appointments, doesn't bother to read the notes, is lost for five minutes, and then when I push back on anything he tells me I am reading the wrong studies. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (rbvCR) 176
Physical oil has lost its delta with oil futures.
Gas was being driven up by a few factors, but that difference was a big part. Crude oil futures are now at about $82 per barrel and have been for like a week. The elevator up is over. Now, it's the stairs down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (rJ5No) 177
The left were lighting votive candles of Fauci.
But MAGA is the cult Look at the picture of Tom Cotton. That lighting was not accidental. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (eMzti) 179
Like the new hantavirus vaccine (strange that they just developed this, isn't it?) which has "hantavirus' respiratory infection" as a possible side-effect? Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E/qck) It's mRNA based. The creators of said 'vaccine' can test it on themselves. I won't be taking that one either. Ever. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1) 180
Today he brushed off people’s concerns about inflation and gas prices as it relates to
Iran. There’s a growing chorus that wants him to slam the door shut on that conflict, and he’s holding it open - Yes, it's hard to see why we're waiting to exterminate the IRGC. There's clearly no deal to be found since they can't be trusted. Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (vSvIl) 181
I like John Ratcliffe as he has always seemed to be a relatively straight shooter. However given the CIA response to this testimony I have to say WTF. Clean out that place ASAP especially after what that scumbag Brennan said the other day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (gu0hJ) 182
He worked until he was in his mid-80's as I recall. What kind of waste life is that? Wouldn't you want to have some time to enjoy life ? I feel bad for the evil little troll.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan ====== Most people are not psychopaths. Psychopaths enjoy in their stunted moral universe exercising power over others and treat them like things. Retirement would never give him the thrill of getting away with shit and being master of his universe. That is why they do it, not for the money, not for the accolades, but to do evil. Same as someone like Glitch McConnell, he gets off on exercising his power but I would classify him more as a sociopath. I think Fauci likes to see people dead as a concrete example of his power. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv) 183
-Anthony Fauci was able to convince high-ranking intel officials to change the assessment from a lab leak to neutral
- IC leaders downplayed the lab leak on purpose. - Fauci intentionally rigged the process by stacking the deck with his conflicted buddies, the same "Proximal Origin" clowns who pushed the natural origin lie. I presume the whistleblower has document proof of what he is spilling. I demand names. Publicly announced names. Then I want those individuals subpoenaed and brought forth to testify. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (N39Ws) 184
IIRC, the World Military Games in Hunan in October of 2019 was the superspreader event.
Because the athletes were healthy, it was passed off as a three-day respiratory flu. But the spread it to the weak. Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (qFwJc) 185
162 Don't expect your random DR is up late at night worried that he gave you a 100% thorough diagnosis...
You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like. Posted by: 18-1 My SIL is going through that right now... He has some sort of nerve damage in his hand/arm from repetitive movement at work. He's been through every hoop.... You have to get okaed for all of them... Anyway, they're still not sure of what it is but said they could do surgery for carpal tunnel... When asked if they thought he had that they said no.... Still going back and fourth...Not gonna get surgery for something he doesn't have.. It was just the easy way out for them... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (yKHCV) 186
Fauci will never see punishment.
Nothing will happen to him. Until he goes to hell. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (eMzti) --- That's why it can sometimes be a comfort to believe in Hell. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e) 187
The left were lighting votive candles of Fauci.
Wait until you see what is done to his gravesite when he sheds his mortal coil and has to stand before God himself to give an account. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (N39Ws) 188
The Fox affiliate in Greenville is reporting that SC guv McMaster is calling for a special session to address the redistricting. Not sure what means because I graduated last in my law classand only discovered at graduation that I was in law school.
#BREAKING: Multiple sources have confirmed that Governor McMaster will be calling lawmakers back to the State House Friday morning for a special session to address redrawing South Carolina’s congressional map. The governor is expected to make an official announcement later. We have reached out to House & Senate leadership for comment. ******** SOURCES: McMaster may do the unexpected. Word around the State House is Governor McMaster may be calling lawmakers back for a Special Session to redraw South Carolina’s congressional map. Nothing official yet. But is now considered more of a possibility than before. Fox Carolina News Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (NYInA) 189
If the autopen was used to pardon Fauci, challenge it.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (qFwJc) 190
175 You have to be your own health advocate and come prepared to really push your DR to talk about whatever heath issues you have or you are going to get whatever the "standard" is for whatever general health issue your condition looks like.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm) Nah, he shows up 20 minutes early to telemedicine appointments, doesn't bother to read the notes, is lost for five minutes, and then when I push back on anything he tells me I am reading the wrong studies. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (rbvCR) Time for a new doc. Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL) 191
I demand names. Publicly announced names. Then I want those individuals subpoenaed and brought forth to testify before being dragged out back and shot in the face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (N39Ws) Corrected for my entertainment. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1) 192
>> Always a big Trump fan, were you.
Ah yes, nothing of substance to offer the minute anyone has a criticism of Trump. Because that’s not allowed- right? I don’t believe anything I’ve stated is unfair. It’s a point of view and if you don’t believe people are more worried about gas prices and inflation than a bunch of ME terrorists in Iran you’re wrong. We can talk all day long about the US security interests and wisdom of finishing off Iran. But the truth is a lot of people who work for a living don’t care and don't understand him hand waving off their concerns. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (PxIWo) 193
Fauci said the magic words to get the senior IC leaders to go along with the "natural cause" story.
He told them, "I won't go down alone" Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (zZu0s) 195
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Like the new hantavirus vaccine (strange that they just developed this, isn't it?) which has "hantavirus' respiratory infection" as a possible side-effect? Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 03:53 PM (E/qck) It's mRNA based. The creators of said 'vaccine' can test it on themselves. I won't be taking that one either. Ever. Posted by: Sponge =========== Easy to avoid, stay out of places where rats are native and make sure you have poison out for any that get in. Wear masks and gloves dealing with rodent shit/carcasses and cleanse affected areas with bleach. Hantavirus usually requires a fairly dry atmosphere to spread I think and the desert like conditions of the American SW are the only place it is endemic in the wilderness. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv) 196
191 I demand names. Publicly announced names. Then I want those individuals subpoenaed and brought forth to testify before being dragged out back and shot in the face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (N39Ws) Corrected for my entertainment. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1) Your changes are acceptable. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (N39Ws) 197
Some RINOs in the SC Senate blocked the redistricting bill.
By calling a special session, they only need a simple majority to pass it. I read it here that McMaster was a squish and not interested. Perhaps someone put a fire under his ass? Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc) 198
Yes, it's hard to see why we're waiting to exterminate the IRGC. There's clearly no deal to be found since they can't be trusted.
Posted by: Methos at May 13, 2026 03:55 PM (vSvIl) You can't arm the local opposition in a day. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+) 199
193 Fauci said the magic words to get the senior IC leaders to go along with the "natural cause" story.
He told them, "I won't go down alone" Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (rbvCR) "Phrases that Kamala Harris would say" for $600, Alex. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (N39Ws) 200
My SIL is going through that right now... He has some sort of nerve damage in his hand/arm from repetitive movement at work. He's been through every hoop.... You have to get okaed for all of them... Anyway, they're still not sure of what it is but said they could do surgery for carpal tunnel... When asked if they thought he had that they said no.... Still going back and fourth...Not gonna get surgery for something he doesn't have.. It was just the easy way out for them...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (yKHCV) Has he put all his symptoms into different AIs to see the possible issues it could be? AI isn't great for solving the issue, but is pretty good at the brainstorming phase... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL) 201
Your changes are acceptable. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (N39Ws) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (Zz0t1) 202
I want Fauci burned at the stake.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (iXqHn) 203
197 Some RINOs in the SC Senate blocked the redistricting bill.
By calling a special session, they only need a simple majority to pass it. I read it here that McMaster was a squish and not interested. Perhaps someone put a fire under his ass? Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc) Yes ... 2 backstabbing RINO's voted with the Dems Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (yKHCV) 204
I don’t believe anything I’ve stated is unfair. It’s a point of view and if you don’t believe people are more worried about gas prices and inflation than a bunch of ME terrorists in Iran you’re wrong. We can talk all day long about the US security interests and wisdom of finishing off Iran. But the truth is a lot of people who work for a living don’t care and don't understand him hand waving off their concerns.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (PxIWo) the US doesn't get much oil from either Iran or the Gulf nations anymore. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+) 205
176 Physical oil has lost its delta with oil futures.
Gas was being driven up by a few factors, but that difference was a big part. Crude oil futures are now at about $82 per barrel and have been for like a week. The elevator up is over. Now, it's the stairs down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:54 PM (rJ5No) I get the impression from Fox Bidness that we in California will see $7/gal before we see $5/gal. But if you have a baby in California Gavin will give you 400 free diapers...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (QGaXH) 206
You know it makes sense that if the American people elect somebody as the supreme executive, that executive powers of the government ought to be run by him.
Not a bunch of people vowing to RESIST. If we really wanted anything close to "democracy" the President should be able to fire people who can be found to have stated or illustrated a clear tendency to resist the supreme executive. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e) 207
I have a theory on what Nolan is doing with The Odyssey.
I don't know if anyone saw it, but there was an in-theater only teaser last Christmas. In it, Menelaus invites tales of Odysseus to be told. We've also found out that Travis Scott is in the film, and the one photo of him from the movie is him obviously in Ithaca. The Odyssey was also told by Homer orally, meaning it's part of the oral tradition. So...the story of Odysseus is going to be told by the people in Ithaca as they wait for Penelope to tell them who she's going to marry. And Scott will tell of the end of the Trojan War when Helen was there. And because Scott is black, his telling of Helen will be black. If that's the case, I think it's a clever way to get in diversity hires and actually make it make sense. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (rJ5No) 208
194 OT: re Virginia, marc Elias seems to have gone insane... more insane.
Top of Insty. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:58 PM (zZu0s) --------------- Elias: Let's tear down the Gov't. Dem's: Wait. We ARE the Gov't. Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (G0vdT) 209
Has he put all his symptoms into different AIs to see the possible issues it could be? AI isn't great for solving the issue, but is pretty good at the brainstorming phase...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL) Good idea... My Daughter is stepping in and going with him... She's a tough cookie... My SIL is not Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (yKHCV) 210
Yes ... 2 backstabbing RINO's voted with the Dems Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (yKHCV) Maybe the 4 out of 5 squishes getting trounced in Ohio last week had something to do with it. People are growing very tired of RINOs. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1) 211
Fauci is one step closer to his trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague, where he will have to go (I suppose) since he was pardoned by Phony Autopen.
He will be hanged by the neck until dead, I hope, and arrogant government bureaucrats so willing to experiment on the citizenry will hopefully be forced to watch so they too learn their lesson. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (4bY0t) Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc) 213
My SIL is going through that right now... He has some sort of nerve damage in his hand/arm from repetitive movement at work. He's been through every hoop.... You have to get okaed for all of them... Anyway, they're still not sure of what it is but said they could do surgery for carpal tunnel... When asked if they thought he had that they said no.... Still going back and fourth...Not gonna get surgery for something he doesn't have.. It was just the easy way out for them...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:56 PM (yKHCV) Has he put all his symptoms into different AIs to see the possible issues it could be? AI isn't great for solving the issue, but is pretty good at the brainstorming phase... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL) It's not Lupus. Posted by: HouseAI at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (q2NNn) 214
197 Some RINOs in the SC Senate blocked the redistricting bill.
By calling a special session, they only need a simple majority to pass it. I read it here that McMaster was a squish and not interested. Perhaps someone put a fire under his ass? Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc) ====== As of a couple of hours ago, he's going to call the special session. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (rJ5No) 215
From Pj Media,
"Marc Elias, the left's go-to power lawyer for all things election-related, took the rhetoric to a genuinely alarming place. Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished." He cites the Virginia Constitution itself for that (aka Locke's Social Contract theory inserted into it.) Batshit crazy stuff that may provide evidence that Elias is about to be indicted by being questioned or told he is a target before a grand jury. Even Virginia Democrats are likely to shy away from that stupid hot take. I assure you that I am not joking. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (E4rtv) 216
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:57 PM (PxIWo)
I don't give a soft shit what you or anyone says about Trump. But I like clarity. And I pay attention. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (QV+TG) 217
Most people are not psychopaths. Psychopaths enjoy in their stunted moral universe exercising power over others and treat them like things.
My theory on why there are so many people convinced we are controlled by aliens/lizard people/whatever is that a substantial portion of our elites are psychopaths and they are observing some of the subtle differences between themselves and those around them and their elites... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qFwJc) 219
C__Herridge 58m As early as February, I began receiving credible reporting that @DNIGabbard 's investigative team was being track and communications collected because their work was revealing "uncomfortable facts." ================= How in hell is Ratliffe letting this happen? Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (XJ22o) 220
My SIL is going through that right now... He has some sort of nerve damage in his hand/arm from repetitive movement at work. He's been through every hoop.... You have to get okaed for all of them... Anyway, they're still not sure of what it is but said they could do surgery for carpal tunnel... When asked if they thought he had that they said no.... Still going back and fourth...Not gonna get surgery for something he doesn't have.. It was just the easy way out for them...
Posted by: It's me donna ___________ What's the nerve conduction study show? They must've done that. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (XvL8K) 221
the US doesn't get much oil from either Iran or the Gulf nations anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+) --- But the lack of supply affects the universal market. Suddenly, unspent dollars are chasing your usual supply. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e) 222
Hantavirus usually requires a fairly dry atmosphere to spread I think and the desert like conditions...
This particular strain needs the media, Democrat governors, and fake test results to spread. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (E/qck) Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (91XW6) 224
214 197 Some RINOs in the SC Senate blocked the redistricting bill.
By calling a special session, they only need a simple majority to pass it. I read it here that McMaster was a squish and not interested. Perhaps someone put a fire under his ass? Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc) ====== As of a couple of hours ago, he's going to call the special session. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ===== As i said, as of yesterday, the House had not passed a budget (required) for South Carolina so the special session has to be called. Once called, SC law does not permit limits on whatever is considered. The votes appear there for redistricting as noted above, only a simple majority were required in a special session. During the regular session, it required a super majority under the legislative rules. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (E4rtv) 225
Batshit crazy stuff that may provide evidence that Elias is about to be indicted by being questioned or told he is a target before a grand jury.
Even Virginia Democrats are likely to shy away from that stupid hot take. I assure you that I am not joking. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (E4rtv) If Trump abolishes the VA Government on Elias' orders, Elias isn't gonna like the one Trump sets up instead, that's for sure. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (8avO+) 226
If they can't determine what it is, it's usually ALS.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (qFwJc) 227
207 I have a theory on what Nolan is doing with The Odyssey.
I don't know if anyone saw it, but there was an in-theater only teaser last Christmas. In it, Menelaus invites tales of Odysseus to be told. We've also found out that Travis Scott is in the film, and the one photo of him from the movie is him obviously in Ithaca. The Odyssey was also told by Homer orally, meaning it's part of the oral tradition. So...the story of Odysseus is going to be told by the people in Ithaca as they wait for Penelope to tell them who she's going to marry. And Scott will tell of the end of the Trojan War when Helen was there. And because Scott is black, his telling of Helen will be black. If that's the case, I think it's a clever way to get in diversity hires and actually make it make sense. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (rJ5No) He's following a 2017 written version... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 04:04 PM (tOcjL) 228
STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 04:05 PM (Kt19C) 229
I want Fauci burned at the stake.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (iXqHn) --- Needs a little something more.... Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e) 230
I still think it was an intentional release by the ChiComs to short-circuit the protests which were going on in Hong Kong and spreading to other provinces/cities.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur Too many moving parts. B'sides - Having it loosed in the middle of the country meant that party officials were going to be exposed and killed throughout the nation. - The lab was not a level 4 or whatever. They did not have the equipment for high level research - Chinese are not galaxy-brained superhumans that could pull it off - "If you can cheat, cheat" is an oft repeated maxim. - The press, the roving thugs, and PLA in HK took care of the issue without the need of introducing a potential weapon that could have killed millions. Simplest answer without the Rube Goldberg conspiracy. They fucked up. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (diia5) 231
I would like for this sniveling little worm to be marched into a cave full of bats in the heart of Africa and barricaded inside with enough food and water that he survives until whatever foul disease finally crosses the species barrier makes him bleed out of his asshole until he's dead.
Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (oqH4h) 232
In other news, NASA admin Jared Isaacman wants to MPAPA, Make Pluto A Planet Again. NASA is about to submit several papers to the IAU advocating that Pluto should be considered an actual planet, and how the current definition that excluded it is flawed. NASA has a lot of clout with the IAU, so this may go somewhere. Mike Brown will probably go nuts. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb) 233
From Pj Media,
"Marc Elias, the left's go-to power lawyer for all things election-related, took the rhetoric to a genuinely alarming place. Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished." He cites the Virginia Constitution itself for that (aka Locke's Social Contract theory inserted into it.) Posted by: whig Revert them to territorial status. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (MwdeY) 234
the US doesn't get much oil from either Iran or the Gulf nations anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat Except California, which gets 60% of its oil thru the Strait of Hormuz, apparently. I think someone that here this morning. https://x.com/andweknow/status/2053944130871693388 Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (E/qck) 235
It might not be the repetitive work. It might be MS. When my dearly departed wife got an MRI, it showed massive damage to the brain stem.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (qFwJc) 236
STEINER WILL COME
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 04:05 PM Um, Herr Commissar, my respiration rate is not even increasing, nor is it likely to in the near future. Posted by: zombie Felix Steiner at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1) 237
You can't arm the local opposition in a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+) ~~~~~ Original plan was to arm the locals through the Kurds. But the Kurds decided to keep the weapons. No more Christmas cards for those jerks. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (3ImbR) 238
231 I would like for this sniveling little worm to be marched into a cave full of bats in the heart of Africa and barricaded inside with enough food and water that he survives until whatever foul disease finally crosses the species barrier makes him bleed out of his asshole until he's dead.
Posted by: ballistic Too easy. He needs that to happen to everyone he loves while he is made to watch them suffer and cry out alone with no one to comfort them. Then. He can die. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (9txJW) 239
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (E4rtv) =============== Imagine being a low-info voter in that state. Wake up one morning and find out some hotshot lawyer has dragged you into a War of Secession against Trump. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (XJ22o) 240
My theory on why there are so many people convinced we are controlled by aliens/lizard people/whatever is that a substantial portion of our elites are psychopaths and they are observing some of the subtle differences between themselves and those around them and their elites...
Posted by: 18-1 A lot of the cloud people are simply sociopaths--to them other people are 'things', not people and can be manipulated even to their destruction as 'things' if they bollix up what the cloud people want to do. Psychopaths get literal enjoyment from it and often exhibit extreme cruelty for no other reason than to revel in evil. Sand fleas and beagles under Fauci along with injecting poor orphan children with lethal AZT drugs that didn't work (like remdesivir in Covid) but caused nasty painful deaths in both cases. That takes it beyond mere sociopathy to being actively evil. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (E4rtv) 241
read there were 4.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (qFwJc) THERE ARE FOUR RINOS Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (QV+TG) 242
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CALIFORNIA HAS BEAUCOUP OIL IN THE STATE.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc) 243
If Trump abolishes the VA Government on Elias' orders, Elias isn't gonna like the one Trump sets up instead, that's for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat Military governor. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (MwdeY) 244
Laugha while a you canna, monkey boy.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:09 PM (qFwJc) 245
243 If Trump abolishes the VA Government on Elias' orders, Elias isn't gonna like the one Trump sets up instead, that's for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat Military governor. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (MwdeY) ====== *meme of exhausted Rubio on the couch, dressed as Robert E. Lee, faced with becoming new military governor of the Old Dominion* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:09 PM (rJ5No) 246
Imagine being a low-info voter in that state. Wake up one morning and find out some hotshot lawyer has dragged you into a War of Secession against Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl ============ Most Southern states had to remove such idiotic clauses in their state Constitutions because of Reconstruction. Georgia is one of them but Georgia left in the part in their Bill of Rights that protection of property is the highest duty of the state. Straight from Locke (and T.R.R. Cobb who drafted it.) Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv) 247
In other news, NASA admin Jared Isaacman wants to MPAPA, Make Pluto A Planet Again.
NASA is about to submit several papers to the IAU advocating that Pluto should be considered an actual planet, and how the current definition that excluded it is flawed. NASA has a lot of clout with the IAU, so this may go somewhere. Mike Brown will probably go nuts. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (w6EFb) I think "Idea Cooked up at a Convention" counts as a flawed. Also, if Pluto is excluded for 'not clearing its orbit' then Neptune should be excluded for the same reason. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+) 248
If Trump abolishes the VA Government on Elias' orders, Elias isn't gonna like the one Trump sets up instead, that's for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat --- "I hereby rename it to the State of Trump! I've ordered gold for the capitol." Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e) 249
It seems fairly risk taking for a group that hasn't been known for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:47 PM (8avO+) __________________________ Conventional wisdom doesn't capture just how much China is teetering on the edge (and has been for the last 10 years). I have a relative who married into my family who grew up in China and returns regularly to visit family. She said the attitude of the people is different. Over 700 protests in the outer provinces in the last year. That's up 70% from the previous year. Over 300k riot police hired by Beijing in the last 12 months. Each protest includes buckets of rice that they throw at the armed police. It's an old proverbial act that is used to "expel evil." That's a pretty bold statement from the serfs. My guess is China is in dire straights, and risk taking is all they have left. I don't expect China to be recognizable five years from now. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 04:11 PM (dIske) 250
Which will likely tarnish others who actually follow the science and are genuinely trying to help.
Posted by: JB1000 Don't recall seeing you before. Good post. Posted by: MkY at May 13, 2026 04:11 PM (q6tQZ) 251
Pardon me.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (+Vmst) 252
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He will be hanged by the neck until dead, I hope, and arrogant government bureaucrats so willing to experiment on the citizenry will hopefully be forced to watch so they too learn their lesson. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 04:02 PM (4bY0t) Preferably hung upside down by his ankles which are spread apart. Keeps the blood in the brain prolonging consciousness. Then use a long saw going vertically from his nuts to his neck. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (N39Ws) 253
Sure Elias , dissolve the state of Virginia. The western 2/3 joins West Virginia and you get a bunch of Republicans in Congress. Then Virginia will be left with fed government workers and 3 Dem Congress critters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (gu0hJ) 254
Too easy. He needs that to happen to everyone he loves while he is made to watch them suffer and cry out alone with no one to comfort them.
Fauci? he loves only himself no, he will get justice. this will happen. Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (j+aD2) 255
242 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CALIFORNIA HAS BEAUCOUP OIL IN THE STATE.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:08 PM (qFwJc) I can drive my big honkin' Ram 1500 ten minutes from my home and see oil platforms offshore and an active oil field along Pacific Coast Highway. My wife use to tell our sons when they were little that they were pirate ships....LOL! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 04:13 PM (QGaXH) 256
In better news, federal government is withholding $1.3b in Medicaid reimbursements to California. (Seems like old news, but maybe it was merely threatened and is now happening fr.) Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 04:13 PM (XJ22o) 257
If that's the case, I think it's a clever way to get in diversity hires and actually make it make sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:01 PM (rJ5No) He's following a 2017 written version... Posted by: Nova Local ======= I ain't watching that shit and you can't make me TJM. I never found Nolan films particularly interesting anyway including Dunkirk. Thought it was inadequate. Now that he has jumped the shark into Disney Snow White territory, he can choke on it and endure similar mashups on trailers as they did on Snow White. She got four editions of pure unadulterated trolling. He might get five if it is as bad as it appears to be. And he did it all for a statue. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv) 258
If Trump abolishes the VA Government on Elias' orders, Elias isn't gonna like the one Trump sets up instead, that's for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat __________ Well, the constitution does guarantee a republican form of government. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 04:13 PM (XvL8K) 259
You can't arm the local opposition in a day.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:59 PM (8avO+) ~~~~~ Original plan was to arm the locals through the Kurds. But the Kurds decided to keep the weapons. No more Christmas cards for those jerks. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (3ImbR) Doubt we had one plan, or one shipment. But the simplest thing is to just let them stew a bit. I loved the co-opting of the blockage of the straits from them to us. You can't block the straits because WE ARE first! Now the whole world is boosting freedom of the straits because we are blocking Iran. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+) 260
Why don't you want to wear the mask?
Posted by: Smooth Brained American at May 13, 2026 04:14 PM (j+GfC) 261
257 I ain't watching that shit and you can't make me TJM. I never found Nolan films particularly interesting anyway including Dunkirk. Thought it was inadequate. Now that he has jumped the shark into Disney Snow White territory, he can choke on it and endure similar mashups on trailers as they did on Snow White. She got four editions of pure unadulterated trolling. He might get five if it is as bad as it appears to be.
And he did it all for a statue. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv) ====== I'm not trying to convince anyone to watch it. I was just thinking about it, and it's an explanation that makes sense, thought it was an interesting thought. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:14 PM (rJ5No) 262
Sure Elias , dissolve the state of Virginia. The western 2/3 joins West Virginia and you get a bunch of Republicans in Congress. Then Virginia will be left with fed government workers and 3 Dem Congress critters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (gu0hJ) --- Except the Constitution says you can't make states up out of parts of states. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e) 263
Washington should at least annex southern D.C.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (+Vmst) 264
Free diapers and freedom to shit on any public or publicly accessible private property in California. Coprophillia is the new Dem obsession. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (Y8DZL) 265
Why don't you want to wear the mask?
Posted by: Smooth Brained American Just do it. It's not that big of a deal. -Dr Mark Siegel Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo) 266
Conventional wisdom doesn't capture just how much China is teetering on the edge (and has been for the last 10 years). I have a relative who married into my family who grew up in China and returns regularly to visit family. She said the attitude of the people is different. Over 700 protests in the outer provinces in the last year. That's up 70% from the previous year. Over 300k riot police hired by Beijing in the last 12 months. Each protest includes buckets of rice that they throw at the armed police. It's an old proverbial act that is used to "expel evil." That's a pretty bold statement from the serfs. My guess is China is in dire straights, and risk taking is all they have left. I don't expect China to be recognizable five years from now.
Posted by: Orson Anarchy is not good in a country with nukes, missiles, and all other sorts of nasty stuff that warlordism might use. My guess is a military dictatorship just like the IRGC. No one in China believes in Chinese Communism anymore just like no one in Iran believes in the Mullahs, so the mask comes off at that point to simply rule by force only. No prettifying it. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv) 267
Sure Elias , dissolve the state of Virginia. The western 2/3 joins West Virginia and you get a bunch of Republicans in Congress. Then Virginia will be left with fed government workers and 3 Dem Congress critters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 04:12 PM (gu0hJ) No, make that a very large and rectangular DC. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+) Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:16 PM (qFwJc) 269
I get my air through the parts that the mask covered.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:16 PM (+Vmst) 270
229 Needs a little something more....
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e) Nah. His flesh melting is slow and cruel. You wouldn't want a quick death for him. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 04:16 PM (iXqHn) 271
Return the part of DC into DC again.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:17 PM (qFwJc) 272
What's the nerve conduction study show? They must've done that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 04:03 PM (XvL8K) They did, finally... They still haven't given him the results, thus my Daughters taking charge... Like I said I wouldn't want to be them LOL Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 04:17 PM (FtULh) 273
Except the Constitution says you can't make states up out of parts of states.
Posted by: Axeman ======== Except in the West Virginia secession from VA. Scotus ruled that if the state is no longer a United States state, then of course it can be divided by a simple act of Congress. And that is likely what would happen if the GOP was running DC and the blue states try to secede. Tennessee was weird as the rump Eastern Tennessee was recognized as the legitimate government over the whole state. But in case of secession, blue states will be carved up like Turkeys as Democrats have become an urban phenomenon and not a national party anymore. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) 274
Anarchy is not good in a country with nukes, missiles, and all other sorts of nasty stuff that warlordism might use. My guess is a military dictatorship just like the IRGC. No one in China believes in Chinese Communism anymore just like no one in Iran believes in the Mullahs, so the mask comes off at that point to simply rule by force only. No prettifying it.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv) There is a huge problem with people running amok and just running people over with cars or slashing up kids on the street. Word finally was confirmed an airline crash a few years back was a pilot nosediving a plane full of people straight down because of demotion and debt. The CCP is a military dictatorship like the IGRC already. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+) 275
The Return is a good take on the last part of the Odyssey.
Nolan could have picked a poorly covered part of the story in the middle and made an engaging popular movie. Everyone loves the "No Man" bit. But...he wants to win an award not make a popular film apparently... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm) 276
No, make that a very large and rectangular DC.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+) --- MDCARA Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e) 277
Chinese Communism ended with En Chou Lai. They went to Fascism in a heartbeat.
Market economy. Govt. control. Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (qFwJc) 278
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Free diapers and freedom to shit on any public or publicly accessible private property in California. Coprophillia is the new Dem obsession. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 04:15 PM (Y8DZL) Cropophilla? fear of crops? Oh COProphillia - fear of COPS... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 04:19 PM (QGaXH) 279
Fauci predicted a disease would bring down President Trump in his first term
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:19 PM (Ia/+0) 280
279 Fauci predicted a disease would bring down President Trump in his first term
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:19 PM (Ia/+0) ===== Well, he was wrong. It was the massive cheating that took down Trump's first term. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:19 PM (rJ5No) 281
Fauci predicted a disease would bring down President Trump in his first term
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:19 PM (Ia/+0) Plot Twist: Fauci was the disease Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (QV+TG) 282
Tennessee was weird as the rump Eastern Tennessee was recognized as the legitimate government over the whole state.
But in case of secession, blue states will be carved up like Turkeys as Democrats have become an urban phenomenon and not a national party anymore. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) That was usually the case - Missouri, Florida, LA, all had new state governments in when the Union got some secured land in them. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+) 283
There is a huge problem with people running amok and just running people over with cars or slashing up kids on the street. Word finally was confirmed an airline crash a few years back was a pilot nosediving a plane full of people straight down because of demotion and debt.
The CCP is a military dictatorship like the IGRC already. Posted by: Oldcat I think the vestige of Commie Party will be excised and whoever ends up running the state will be a military junta. Right now, Xi is titularly running things and I don't think we know exactly who has what authority over there after the recent purges. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv) 284
The larger problem with all this is how the Government under both Trump and Biden used government power to get companies to limit freedom of Speech.
They were literally censoring and deplatforming people who were telling the truth about all this... and it was driven by the Government. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj) 285
I want Fauci burned at the stake.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (iXqHn) ===== No chimps? Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (RIvkX) 286
12 years a Trojan.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (+Vmst) 287
It was the massive cheating that took down Trump's first term.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 1 Which only happened because of the shutdowns which happened because of the disease. No chance in hell they get thar cheat without their mail ins and pallets Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (QV+TG) 288
But in case of secession, blue states will be carved up like Turkeys as Democrats have become an urban phenomenon and not a national party anymore.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) --- That sounds like a good time. A bunch of blue "islands" seceding. Trump probably wants it, because imagine how much the US could make on tarriffs! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e) 289
Another good point Isaacman made, which I hadn't thought about was the following: Pluto was discovered by Clyde Tombaugh, an American astronomer, in 1930 out at the Lowell Observatory. By demoting it, they took away the honors of the only American to discover a planet. I hadn't thought about that before. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (w6EFb) 290
That should have said mail in pallets. Damn I hate missing an easy one.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (QV+TG) 291
I think the vestige of Commie Party will be excised and whoever ends up running the state will be a military junta. Right now, Xi is titularly running things and I don't think we know exactly who has what authority over there after the recent purges.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv) There was a major military purge of the Senior Generals in China a few months back... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (HdYcL) 293
287 Which only happened because of the shutdowns which happened because of the disease. No chance in hell they get thar cheat without their mail ins and pallets
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (QV+TG) ======= https://x.com/derzum_/status/ 2052773779449778523 Trump isn't just waiting for mail in ballots to die, by the way. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:22 PM (rJ5No) 294
I want Fauci burned at the stake.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 04:00 PM (iXqHn) ===== No chimps? Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (RIvkX) --- Maybe asbestos suits.... Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e) 295
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Can Texas still divide itself into five states? Say yes. Lie if you must. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (HdYcL) ====== The problem is that all five would name themselves Greater Texas. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:22 PM (rJ5No) 296
Reunification of the 6 states of Massoftwoshits.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 04:23 PM (+Vmst) 297
Hey guys,
We have a launch in about 2 hours. SpaceX - Falcon 9 - CRS SpX-34 SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: May 13, 2026 (EDT) Launch Time: 6:50 p.m. EDT (2250 UTC (May 14, 00:50 CEST) https://youtu.be/J4iAX4BDmuA Posted by: Joyenz at May 13, 2026 04:23 PM (2F0/Y) 298
I'm not trying to convince anyone to watch it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======== Gotcha lol. Used your own "you aint the boss of me" rhetoric. I am simply not interested in what Hollywood has to give me nowadays. For classic films, I can go see them in a theater with Fathom Entertainment on occasion or at community non profit theaters. But rewatching even most classic films nowadays has little charm for me as something to do. I prefer music or reading for entertainment. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv) 299
Can Texas still divide itself into five states? Say yes. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 04:21 PM (HdYcL) ====== The problem is that all five would name themselves Greater Texas. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:22 PM (rJ5No) The SEC can't hold 5 more Texas teams Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:25 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 04:25 PM (HdYcL) 301
The Warlord Era, Part II
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 04:25 PM (HdYcL) if only someone had written a book on this around here... Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+) 302
Can Texas still divide itself into five states? Say yes. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ======== Unresolved, Texas entered by treaty but seceded a few years later in the ACW. Some argue the secession vitiated the treaty obligations, others do not because re-admittance legislation in Reconstruction had no such requirement for Texas to renounce it. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv) 303
Our national debt problem is unsolvable. China's is unfathomable. But the bond holders are all Jews, so everything's cool! Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 04:27 PM (Y8DZL) Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 04:28 PM (Y8DZL) 305
I would hope Fauci would get burned at the stake, I would toss some firewood in free. But he will burn forever in Hell
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0) 306
Wait until the Marxists make DC into a City-State with 2 Senators and a Congressman
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0) 307
There was a major military purge of the Senior Generals in China a few months back...
Posted by: Romeo13 Chinese army was always a major player in politics, not as much in Russian curiously. But most of Mao's buddies were active fighters in the wars against Chiang's forces and the Japanese, not so true of those that survived in Russia--might have been different if Trotsky had survived and taken out Stalin but that did not happen. But, Xi is definitely afraid of the Chicom Army taking him out which is why the purges were carried out. Including some of his erstwhile proteges. That is the problem when Xi went for Mao Supreme Leader status rather than the collegial junta with first among equal status of the older post Mao governments. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv) 308
Gotcha lol. Used your own "you aint the boss of me" rhetoric.
I am simply not interested in what Hollywood has to give me nowadays. For classic films, I can go see them in a theater with Fathom Entertainment on occasion or at community non profit theaters. But rewatching even most classic films nowadays has little charm for me as something to do. I prefer music or reading for entertainment. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv) Yes, the main issue of Hollywood these days that if they even wanted to make a movie people wanted to see, they no longer are able to. And the tech they use is getting more and more accessible to anyone at all so the monopoly they had is purely an illusion, as the influx of other nation's products show. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+) 309
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Yes, the main issue of Hollywood these days that if they even wanted to make a movie people wanted to see, they no longer are able to. And the tech they use is getting more and more accessible to anyone at all so the monopoly they had is purely an illusion, as the influx of other nation's products show. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+) ======= Book it. The Odyssey is going to make a billion dollars at the box office. Not because I want to see it or anything, but because the tracking shows that it's easily the most highly anticipated movie of the year. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 04:31 PM (rJ5No) 310
SEBASTIAN GORKA: Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, and other anti-Trump right-wingers will be labeled as DOMESTIC TERRORISTS under Trump’s new National Counterterrorism Directive (NSPM-7). Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 04:32 PM (Cqx++) 311
Wait until the Marxists make DC into a City-State with 2 Senators and a Congressman
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:30 PM (Ia/+0) Then Congress would lose all their police powers in the District. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+) 312
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Our national debt problem is unsolvable. China's is unfathomable. But the bond holders are all Jews, so everything's cool! Posted by: Auspex Ours is solvable. Inflating the debt away and if necessary defaulting on foreign owners of that debt. Will have really bad consequences but doable. China's is estimated at least 200-300 percent of GDP when considering local and government owned companies. It takes extreme measures to correct that especially as it is absent foreign ownership of that debt. It means massive austerity across the board of generations that touched the peak in std. of living and now are suffering the downslide. That is tougher to survive as a regime than somewhere like North Korea where the poor peasantry have never risen up in living standards in the first place. It will take force to do that austerity and then anything can happen. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:33 PM (E4rtv) 313
Original plan was to arm the locals through the Kurds. But the Kurds decided to keep the weapons. No more Christmas cards for those jerks. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 04:07 PM (3ImbR) I guess the Kurds finally got tired of being buttfucked by the CIA. The obvious route would have been mass urban airdrops of Resistance Care packages containing a Glock with a box of ammo, 1 lb of C4 and a simple detonator and some simple instructions. But Nooooooo, some thumb-sucker Donk CIA executive probably nixed that idea because giving common people handguns is bad. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 04:34 PM (y9nCu) 314
Xi is titularly running things and I don't think we know exactly who has what authority over there after the recent purges.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv) ____________________________ It does not bode well that a lot of those military leader purges are individuals specifically chosen by Xi to hold those positions in the first place. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske) 315
Book it.
The Odyssey is going to make a billion dollars at the box office. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ________ I'm seeing projections of 700 - 900 million, on a budget of 250 million. So theaters take half, plus the marketing of 100 or 200 million, and it could only break even at the low end of the estimates. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 04:37 PM (XvL8K) 316
i want to blow off some steam about something that happened earlier today. At the office, not here, lol.
I'm a tech for a printer company. I go to different firms and office scattered around the Philly region. Today, I was at a site where all of the workers were minorities. I was the only white person there. Most of the time, there's no issue, everyone gets along. Today, however, they were playing the local hip-hop station on the radio. In between songs, the DJ's and host were ripping Trump, SCOTUS, the South, etc. For some reason, they were really dumping on Scott Jennings. Not just boilerplate lefty hate, some of the stuff was risible. I'm wondering if I should complain about it and put a target on my back (everyone would know it was me), or just shake my head and marvel at the ignorance. I mean, if I came in and started blasting Sirius Patriot or some other RW talk show, I'd be sent to HR in a heartbeat. I don't want to argue about this shit in a corporate setting. Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 13, 2026 04:42 PM (Cjger) 317
Ratcliffe needs to get control of CIA. Or bring the whole thing down, release all the records, and salt the earth.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 04:43 PM (wUvwL) 318
There was a major military purge of the Senior Generals in China a few months back... Posted by: Romeo13 About 5-6 years ago, the ChiCom Navy boosted the power of their political officers on their ships overnight. To the point where a ship captain had to get EVERY order countersigned by the political officer, including things like maneuver commands. Want to make left full rudder to avoid running the ship into the beach? Make sure that the commissar isn't off the bridge taking a piss. It got bad enough that the US Navy sent a warning bulletin to every ship, warning them about the changes and the expectation that Chinese actions would take longer because of the need for commissar approval. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 04:43 PM (y9nCu) 319
After some careful consideration, I have strong doubts our current system of governance serves justice.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 13, 2026 04:44 PM (bKTDW) 320
The fun part is - we KNEW all this was true in 2020.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (954tc) 321
Always remember - to the government, you are just a statistic. Certainly not worth their job or being embarrassed.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 05:54 PM (954tc) 322
So when will these people be tried for treason?
Posted by: TJ jackson at May 13, 2026 07:17 PM (bXvrr) 323
DARPA, CIA, NIH--they built BOTH the Virus and Vaxx Bio-Weapons in PARTNERSHIP with China.
Fun Fact: Pfizer is owned by Fosun Pharmaceuticals. Who builds--and deploys--weapons together? A: Allies. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 13, 2026 08:30 PM (Az8kT) 324
"320 The fun part is - we KNEW all this was true in 2020.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 05:53 PM (954tc)" It was almost certain in 2020. In 2021 we got the DARPA whistleblower on the project/funding angle, which included the roadmap; and we got the genetic analysis that showed the roadmap was followed, including the use of patented Moderna sequences The scandal still brewing now is who directed Moderna and Pfizer personnel to lie to FDA and EMA about what was in the shots, and who is responsible for the real contents - which are much more malicious than most here realize. Most normal batches were up to 30% undisclosed payload, by WEIGHT, exluding the water. Billions of copies of nasty dna/rna random bullshit, while the rest of it contained the same sv40 elements that caused the cancer disaster with the polio shots and prompted the creation of VAERS. They have already killed millions with the shots. Posted by: heya at May 14, 2026 12:20 PM (QfB9d) Schmoll: Credibly-Accused Sexual Deviant Thomas Massie Trails His Trump-Backed Primary OpponentThe vote -- the reckoning -- is this coming Tuesday. If these poll results are accurate, Thomas Massie will be spending more time with his weird sex fetishes like the Mexican Wheelbarrow, the Saigon Starfish, and the spectacular but dangerous Triple Lindy. BTW, Elric the Blade said he didn't like pushing this kind of unevidenced accusation. But I'd point out that Thomas Massie has been doing nothing but accusing Trump, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, of participating in the Epstein sex scandals and covering them up. You play the dirty game, then you play by the rules of the dirty game. Live by the sword, die by the sword. But that said: This poll was conducted before those allegations were "re-surfaced" on the internet.In more schmolling news: Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen. Political PollsI'll bet I know whose supporters are most energized. As you probably saw, a leftwing union released an "anti" Pratt ad accusing him, if you can believe this, of wanting the homeless to either clean up their acts or get out, of wanting to hire more police than social workers (!!!), and of saying that maybe government workers unions shouldn't have all the power in LA. The ad was so accidentally pro-Pratt that many suspected it was a false flag or parody, but it was real. Pratt's supporters are pumping out parodies of that real ad (which itself seemed like a parody), accusing Pratt of not wanting LA to burn to the ground, and showing Mayor Karen celebrating her "accomplishments."
Those are parodies. But this is real: Mayor Karen is upset that the super-meth smoking homeless have no teeth. Her policy agenda here is to give the super-meth smoking homeless "comprehensive medical care" to fix them up with great false teeth. Not to get them off meth, you understand. That would be Fascist.
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Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (gu0hJ) 2
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Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (CWTWj) 3
"Let Indiana be a lesson to you!"
- D. Trumpus Maximus Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3) 4
We need to get a lot of these rinos in state governments gone as well
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (XHO5P) 5
Triple Lindy sounds like something I'd want to do tbh.
Is this done in a small aircraft? It might be uncomfortable but hardly more so than in the back of a Volkswagen, which is possibly what Massie is being accused of. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (MtA6K) 8
Maybe this is the pessimist in me talking, but is LA truly that far gone? That Pratt is still only getting 22% of the vote?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (6ITkk) 9
Elric The Blade is FIRST.... in getting called out by Ace.
Posted by: pookysgirl, gently teasing at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Wt5PA) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (rJ5No) 11
The fans of Massie are termed Massholes, not to be confused with Massachusetts folk in NH.
They Massie fans are all over X attacking any who brings up the woman's testimony about him being a deviant or anything else anti Massie. Given these polls it ain't working Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:14 PM (gu0hJ) 12
As a man with teeth, I can confirm
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (xcxpd) 13
Pratt's getting 22% in a crowded field. That will assuredly get him into the top two.
The question remains what Angelenos will do when faced with the Pratt / Bass choice. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (gKWVE) 14
Then Bass can "take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (gu0hJ) 15
13 Pratt's getting 22% in a crowded field. That will assuredly get him into the top two.
The question remains what Angelenos will do when faced with the Pratt / Bass choice. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (gKWVE) ==== Bass because black, woman, communist, failure. There's no greater combination for success in a Democrat machine jurisdiction. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (rJ5No) 16
Problem is that the Raman voters will all fall in line behind Bass.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (IifOV) 19
The more I stop paying attention to politics, the more absurd it gets.
It's like Politics as an entity is simply desperate to regain my attention, or something. Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD) 20
However, while Pratt will most likely lose, the combination of Pratt as candidate in the general with at least one of the Republicans advancing to the general in the governor's race will do marvels for Republican turnout across the whole state.
CA's gerrymander is going to be revealed to be a really bad dummymander in short order. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (rJ5No) 21
In more schmolling news: Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen.
One big change in politics that doesn't not get commented on is for Dem pols there is no consideration whatsoever about objective performance. Ignore if you are left/right/whatever for a minute. Wouldn't you vote against Bass? She's objectively and repeatedly failed. If the politicians are afraid of the voters you would assume she would have resigned and let some other Dem run but...no. This is not how representative government is supposed to work at all. Its like hiring a guy to fix your roof and instead he burns down your shed, seizes your backyard, and lets a bunch of Mexicans and crazy people into your house with the key you left him... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm) 22
The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (gu0hJ) 23
"Let's give toothless meth heads new teeth so they can bite police"
-Karen Bass Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (IifOV) "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works." -MacGruff the Crime Dog Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (Ot/FD) 24
Tommie is Masshoe
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (/+uur) 25
Kentucky, which gives us Rand Paul and decades of Mitch McConnell. I don't have much confidence in Kentucky not throwing Massie out. Posted by: Frank Barone at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (IifOV) 26
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (mkw2N) 29
if he Loses LA, they are truly F'd and I would get the hell out.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (zaVZl) 30
I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.
And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm) 31
Oddly enough, my grampa had almost no teeth (at least by the time I knew him). He was also ran his own very successful business all his adult life and you know why? He wasn't a crackhead!
Posted by: Peaches at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (WlOvh) 32
We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets.
It isn't working. But everyone is afraid of what the solution is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm) 33
Can I take the teeth out to give blow jobs for dime bags? Posted by: LA Hobo's Union #1308 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (IifOV) 34
The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point
Posted by: Smell the Glove Stimulate the economy, duh. Posted by: Karen Bass at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (UjdFS) 35
LA deserves to burn to the ground if they reelect Karen Bass.
I hope Massie goes down. I dont even mind a "libertarian" Republican, but clear the guy is just out to torpedo Trump at every opportunity. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (NvU4T) 36
Poll dancing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e) 37
Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD) I find that with ads, too. We don't really have TV and run ad-blockers on our computers (except for this wonderful site), so when I happen to see real TV, it's jarring. Posted by: pookysgirl would love to live in an ad-free world at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Wt5PA) 38
You can't succeed without teeth? All I know is, you can't succeed without Clé de Peau Beauté Firming Serum Supreme and Radiant Multi Repair Oil. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:24 PM (mkw2N) 40
Throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll...
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:24 PM (Fi81e) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv) 42
so when I happen to see real TV, it's jarring.
Posted by: pookysgirl would love to live in an ad-free world at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (Wt5PA) Makes chain restaurants even weirder than they naturally would be otherwise.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Ot/FD) 43
I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm) It didn't?! Trump got more black and hispanic votes than any Republican ever. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (iNUL3) Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV) Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (UjdFS) 46
I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.
And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens. Posted by: 18-1 == I would argue it sort of worked. Blacks still overwhelmingly go Democrat, but way more voted for Trump than they did Romney or Bush. Trump's pitch was basically "what have Democrats done for you?" Trump came within 5 points of winning NJ, a dark blue state. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (NvU4T) 47
These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.
What in the world do you have to lose LA? Your dignity? Your wallet? your lives? Your homes? You already lost all that shit. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (c232c) 48
Karen Bass: �How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don�t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN�T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.�
I can't even......... Pandering to the meth head vote. Never thought I'd see the day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) 49
>>"just a scotch" could mean, - just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure - just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit Just seems weird to have so many sk..... words with similar meaning Posted by: bob, on a different computer at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (HBms5) 50
Test
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ) 51
The Mom being chased by the drug zombies is the funniest.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (c232c) 52
Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.
Here is a fun one... If any of your friends are left liberal LIVs that like to go off the grid, try talking to them about what the political issues of the day are before they get back into reddit/late night TV/etc You'll get a very different take on something then they'll have a few days later... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm) 53
ace I will reach back decades to a classic I recall from National Lampoon (actually think it was the radio show they did for a while) - the "Varnished Turk".
Belongs on your list of bizarre s*x acts/fetishes. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (U/Byj) 54
Seriously, close your eyes for a week or two, then open them up and see how stark raving nuts everyone in "the news" is. Even taking today as your relative standard for the normal amount of stark raving nuttery.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Ot/FD) --- 25% of all Americans believe the WHCD attack was "staged". Only 3x% believe that Trump hasn't staged an attempt on his life. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e) 55
Those who sling the mud are usually in the mud.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (c232c) 56
I think I have now softly said "Jesus Christ" while reading the news more than all the Baptist preachers said those words in church when I was growing up.
It's like a tic now. I have started crossing myself during halfway through reading the content just in case and I'm not even Catholic. I'm going to go buy a monkey foot and a mojo root just in case. It's like a bad joke how bad these demons are getting. Posted by: sifty boones at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (NKVBZ) 57
sure sure the meth heads will care for their new dentures no problem
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2) 58
29 if he Loses LA, they are truly F'd and I would get the hell out.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (zaVZl) ------------------------- You would think that the 2022 race would have taught voters a lesson. Bass beat Rick Caruso 53% to his 47% while running on the same issues she's failed to make any improvements on. You would also think that voters would remember what happened in the Palisades fire. Caruso had his private firefighters save his commercial buildings and other structures. Pratt gives off the same vibes but you can't over estimate the strength of the unions, the black voting bloc, and, cheating. Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y) 59
One big change in politics that doesn't not get commented on is for Dem pols there is no consideration whatsoever about objective performance.
--- See also the Retardos of Redditt earlier bubbling effusively over all the accomplishments of AOC. Really? Name one. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (MtSIY) 60
Trump got more black and hispanic votes than any Republican ever.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (iNUL3) It'd probably be fair to say that it got "traction" in that sense, but not in the sense of translating into actual electoral wins. Really two different discussions, given how disjointed elections are from the electorate. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (Ot/FD) 61
I'm afraid it will be close but no cigar, Spence. A majority of people who might have voted enough to push him over the line have already left the city/state. Even if he somehow manages to win, the rest of the government apparatus will just neuter anything he wants to do.
As far as California goes, I don't want to right the ship. I want to see the ship sink beneath the waves and take the captain, the crew, and the passengers down with it. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (QaH55) 62
Triple Lindy sounds like something I'd want to do tbh.
Is this done in a small aircraft? It might be uncomfortable but hardly more so than in the back of a Volkswagen, which is possibly what Massie is being accused of. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE) Lindy Dancing is a thing in Europe, people come from many countries for dance-ins. Perhaps here in the US too. A Youtube guy Lindybeige used to do it. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (8avO+) 63
The Triple Lindy
https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (mkw2N) F*cking Academy Award worthy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (Zz0t1) 64
Karen Bass: �How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don�t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN�T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be com
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) --- Does she mean "teef"? I think she means "teef". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e) 65
These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.
What in the world do you have to lose LA? Your dignity? Your wallet? your lives? Your homes? You already lost all that shit. Posted by: The Whine Guy == Around 26% of LA voted for Trump, that's the issue. They make Spencer "MAGA" and let the voters do what they do every election. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (NvU4T) 66
You know what else is an obstacle to success? Smoking meth.
Posted by: These people are truly nuts at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/) 67
Vote for the doofus, to get yo toofuses.
Posted by: I'm K-Bass and I say Fuck the Tooth Fairy at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (Y6K7e) 68
Makes me think of Richard Pryor talking about Leon Spinks " ain't got no job, got no money, ain't hardly got no teephus"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (gu0hJ) 69
30 I remember Trump tried the same sort of campaign strategy in some deep blue areas of "everything is horrible where you live why not try a change?" and it didn't really get any traction.
And the real answer is...because the deciding votes aren't coming from individual, eligible citizens. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm) ---- Meh. Rome wasn't built in a day. You can't expect anyone, even DJT, to undo 60 years of Democrat propaganda in one or even two elections. He did make some inroads though. Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (oqH4h) 70
>>"just a scotch"
could mean, - just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure - just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit I remember when Levi's ran an ad campaign for looser fitting jeans as the Boomers aged. Just a skosh more room in the seat and thighs. (Narrator: "you fatass" is implied.) Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t) 71
57 sure sure the meth heads will care for their new dentures no problem
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (j+aD2) Little plastic cups full of pepsodent and teef all lined up around the fire barrel.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Ot/FD) 72
66 You know what else is an obstacle to success? Smoking meth.
Posted by: These people are truly nuts at May 13, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/) So judgy. Posted by: I Can Quit Whenever I Want at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (Y6K7e) Posted by: R. Hunter Biden at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (j+aD2) 74
See also the Retardos of Redditt earlier bubbling effusively over all the accomplishments of AOC.
Really? Name one. She successfully killed the Amazon deal in NY. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N) 75
TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.
How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj) 76
What I don't get is why people put up with this treatment of criminals and lazy with handouts that hard working taxpayers don't get.
It's always new programs for migrants, criminals, drug addicts, indigent, lazy, fraudsters, etc. before a single drug addict gets free dental care, or food, or housing, or a phone, etc. ever taxpayer should have all those things. It's madness. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (HBms5) 77
32 We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets. It isn't working.But everyone is afraid of what the solution is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c) 78
Hard to believe he doesn’t have more support
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (nGraA) Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e) 80
The meth heads would probably sell their new teeth anyway, so what's the point
Posted by: Smell the Glove Destroying their teeth makes more work for dentists, prosthodontists and denture fabricators. Stimulus! Posted by: Bastiat is now spinning is his grave at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (TbWk/) 81
Vote for the doofus, to get yo toofuses.
Posted by: I'm K-Bass and I say Fuck the Tooth Fairy A Mayor Doof would get those meth addicts addicted to pickleball instead. I'm not sure that would be an improvement, though. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ) 82
Even if he somehow manages to win, the rest of the government apparatus will just neuter anything he wants to do.
If I lived in CA, I'd be thrilled to have someone who wasn't a rubber stamp for whatever their newest lunacy was. Even if all he does is act as a speed bump, he would at least not be actively seeking to make things worse. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: Greenland Polar Bears at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (j+aD2) Posted by: Key Policy Insight at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Y6K7e) 85
The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c) --- Are there no workhouses? Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e) 86
I think the only way CA has a chance in hell of being fixed is if some enterprising Democrat just does conservative things, but keeps the D next to their name.
if you had a bona fide Dem in the LA mayors race just running against Bass and a homeless crackdown, they'd win easy. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (NvU4T) 87
>>>- just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
huh, thanks. I misheard it. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle) 88
Why is AIPAC doing this to Massie 1!!11
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (GD0B3) 89
A Mayor Doof would get those meth addicts addicted to pickleball instead.
I'm not sure that would be an improvement, though. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (77rzZ) Yeah, that's what the world needs. A little green plastic dodeca-crack-pipe. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (Ot/FD) 90
From the last thread:
>> 43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway? > It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2) Yes. E. Belfort Bax was an English socialist, and therefore automatically of questionable character and morality. Yet, despite all that and initializing Ernest too, he still wrote The Fraud Of Feminism in 1913, while other men were still smiling and nodding at slanders of their grandfathers. It's in the public domain now, if you want to examine his arguments with the benefit of 113 years of hindsight... Read online: en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Fraud_of_Feminism Project Gutenberg downloads: gutenberg.org/ebooks/51877 Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (Sy6m/) 91
The solution to homelessness is secure mental facilities for the crazies, jail for the criminals. It will be expensive to build the facilities, but cheaper than paying NGOs for their crap. Of course the NGOs will bribe the Dems to stop it.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (gu0hJ) 92
77 32 We've spent 80 years now saying that crazy people should be allowed to be crazy on the streets. It isn't working.But everyone is afraid of what the solution is... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)
The solution is jail. THAT is where you give them treatment, get them off drugs, whatever else you want to do liberals. JAIL. This whole housing first idea is bullshit - jail first, and once you are back to marginally sane and sober, then we can talk about housing. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (c232c) Every single time they build housing and give it to them, they destroy the absolute fuck out of it. Then they build more, and they destroy the fuck out of it again. "Well this time it'll work!" Same thing over and over. "We just need more money for housing!" And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again. Posted by: But their cronies get the grant money so totes cool at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (TbWk/) 93
Spencer Pratt is performing pretty well in the LA mayoral race. He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen. Eight points is "just a scotch"? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (Cqx++) 94
They are definitely concerned about Pratt, they dug up a 26 year old Tweet he made praising Alex Jones LOL
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (YwEeS) 95
Massie , taken down by being a flaming, sex pest Democrat and AIPAC. But mostly (EXCLUSIVELY) being a sex pest perv Democrat !
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (GD0B3) 96
How many ballots in LA are mail in?
There's no way in ach ee double hockey sticks Pratt wins. He won't reach 40% Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1) 97
88 Why is AIPAC doing this to Massie 1!!11
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (GD0B3) ====== American Jews aren't allowed to pool their money together to redress their grievances with the government or organize for political nominees they support because...all American Jews are dual citizens, or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (rJ5No) 98
>> You play the dirty game, then you play by the rules of the dirty game. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
And get punched in the dick- if you’re into that kind of thing. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wKGPt) Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (1wjle) Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM) 101
It's the welfare to drug dealer pipeline!
Kensington Philadelphia fentanyl fold people aren't employed and the dope isn't free. So the state's so lame it pays for the game. Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (KtOUo) 102
Speaking of jail, someone pointed out to me if you look at the stuff the left claims to want:
Everyone with equal possessions Free Healthcare Cooperative, environmentally friendly housing No unnecessary travel/fossil fuel use Same Sex relations they should all want to go to prison right? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm) 103
Fraud is an enormous problem, much of the US election system is at African levels of integrity and security - but many are pretty cavalier about dismissing just how dumbed-down, misinformed, and low civic IQ much of the populace is. And here I especially refer to the "educated" cohort.
In many jurisdictions for every fraudulent vote there are 20 actual votes for insane, destructive, abhorrent policies and candidates. It's a very bad case of whistling past the graveyard to pretend America is not burdened and endangered by its own electorate. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj) 104
Black voters in LA are not a factor. Its homos, winos and Latinos
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wBaIH) 105
The question is what pct of LA voters want to attempt to return LA to civilization.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (wUvwL) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (diia5) 108
96 How many ballots in LA are mail in?
There's no way in ach ee double hockey sticks Pratt wins. He won't reach 40% Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1) ====== 100%. California went entirely mail in ballot after 2020. So, yeah, Pratt won't win. But, the combination of Pratt in LA and one or even both Republicans getting to the general in the governor's race is going to do amazing things to Republican turnout, especially after SCOTUS rules in favor of excluding ballots received after election day. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (rJ5No) 109
TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.
How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj) Even with the new gerrymander, to get new seats you have to weaken your hold on the current gerrymandered seats to some extent. If you misread your electorate this can have bad effects on you. North Carolina when from solid Dem to GOP in the 80s/early 90s from that. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+) 110
They are definitely concerned about Pratt, they dug up a 26 year old Tweet he made praising Alex Jones LOL
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (YwEeS) That’s quite impressive given Twitter was created only 20 years ago. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (S+xAM) Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:35 PM (mkw2N) 112
correct. now imagine that with dicks. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (1wjle) New olympic sport. Synchronized Dick Swimming. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1) 113
- just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
- just a scooch -- scooch -- to move over just a bit Just seems weird to have so many sk..... words with similar meaning Posted by: bob, on a different computer at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (HBms5) That's English for bissel. Posted by: Yiddish --> English translator at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (TbWk/) 114
Teeth from the government.
Diapers from the government. Meth from the government. Needles from the government. Vodka from the government. Law and order? Naaaah, bro. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (RIvkX) 115
Raman should do well in ChinaTown.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (+Vmst) 116
@110 the tweet was from 2009
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (gu0hJ) 117
Regarding homeless meth-heads... Mayor Bass! What about chemical peels for all the scratches on their faces?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (cWLG3) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ) 119
>> Thomas Massie will be spending more time with his weird sex fetishes like the Mexican Wheelbarrow, the Saigon Starfish, and the spectacular but dangerous Triple Lindy.
This place is like the Kama Sutra of hell Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (wKGPt) 120
As you probably saw, a leftwing union released an "anti" Pratt ad accusing him, if you can believe this, of wanting the homeless to either clean up their acts or get out, of wanting to hire more police than social workers (!!!), and of saying that maybe government workers unions shouldn't have all the power in LA. The ad was so accidentally pro-Pratt that many suspected it was a false flag or parody, but it was real. One of you Morons suggested that Pratt should just rebroadcast the ad, with the addition of "I'm Spencer Pratt and I approve this message". The only variation I'd add onto that inspired response is to have Pratt sitting in a Lazy-boy sipping a beer and turning up the volume with the remote to watch the "anti-Pratt" ad with a big smile on his face. THEN have him give the approval message, while holding in the laughter. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (y9nCu) 121
Unhoused. LOL!!
Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly? Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM) it takes a while for the old euphemism to pick up the stain from the old one. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (8avO+) 122
"He's just a scotch behind the communist catastrophe Mayor Karen."
Just a small nitpick that I imagine others have addressed, you misspelled bourbon. Posted by: Kristian Harloff, Collider at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (IZN8A) 123
I guess if anyone knows about underwater explosive ordnance disposal, it would be our US Secretary of the Navy.
YT video (Vietnamese language): LINK: https://tinyurl.com/mppy9bsc Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (rj6Yv) 124
Damn right wing violence!
WATCH: Karen Bass is worried Spencer Pratt's AI ads are "violent" and that demonizing her could "provoke" unstable people and "jeopardize" her safety 🤔 . . . . His social media is now taking on a violent turn and that worries me. Because when you do that, and when your messages are so hateful, or when you demonize people then you do provoke people who are unstable and you can jeopardize people's safety ... The throwing of the tomatoes which looked like blood ... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7) 125
Unhoused. LOL!!
Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly? Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (S+xAM) Around the same time women became 'birthing people' I would imagine. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (Zz0t1) 126
> Why do marxists lie?
To a Marxist, words are weapons to be used in service of the revolution, nothing more. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (mkw2N) 127
Pratt (or Hilton) would be mostly speed-bumps - which is nothing to sneeze at, and Trump may end up being largely that as well - but there's actually a lot they can do if they get into office. Just as with Trump - well, when the "judiciary" allows it, I guess.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (U/Byj) 128
The only prayer Spencer has is it's basically a 3 way race with 2 dems.
Just not sure though how much the other dem is soaking up the anti Bass votes that might normally go to him as just a protest vote. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (NvU4T) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (dK+Kv) 130
American Jews aren't allowed to pool their money together to redress their grievances with the government or organize for political nominees they support because...all American Jews are dual citizens, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (rJ5No) Two words, Cow Money... Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (GD0B3) 131
109 TJM do you know the status of the suit against the CA redistricting? I thought it was on hold, not dismissed, and with the Callais decision might have a new lease on life. Think that the promoters of the stupid measure bragged about its racially drawn districts at some point.
How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (U/Byj) ====== Lawsuit got to SCOTUS and SCOTUS sided with CA. Any new challenges post-Callais (which may have a chance of gaining some traction since the designers of the map explicitly called out race as a factor) would stem from new suits. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (rJ5No) 132
The Left coast is a concentration camp for the bums, druggies and skels. I am all for it.
Oh and LA is a washed old hag with Ozempic Face. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (wBaIH) 133
Fraud is an enormous problem
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:34 PM (U/Byj) --- Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study. It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!. All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e) 134
These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.
I heard she's aces at molecular spectroscopy. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t) 135
134 These AI ads are genius. Seriously, what possible argument is there for reelecting Karen Bass? She is utterly incompetent, at every possible level. Raman is even worse.
I heard she's aces at molecular spectroscopy. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t) ===== She invented the telescope. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:40 PM (rJ5No) 136
Think of it this way Tom , you will have more time for your kinks.
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 02:40 PM (YwEeS) 137
Heard "unhoused" for the first time, in person, from a family member.
Decades of not reacting to utter idiocy and ignorance from so many people in my orbit has given me the game to not react at all when hearing "WTFF??" nonsense from these people. Fortunately I was in the back seat of the car and my momentary look of astonishment and wonder was not observed. I said nothing. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (U/Byj) 138
Why do marxists lie?
Oh, they're not proud. If the truth were ever in their favor, they'd use it, too. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (T7fic) 139
Why do marxists lie?
Posted by: weft cut-loop Because their party is led by the Father of Lies. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ) --- Do the Dems know he's moonlighting?! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e) 140
Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study.
It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!. All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e) About 2-3 months into COVID there were over 25 retracted COVID papers already. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (8avO+) 141
Pratt could beat his opponents to death in a cage match and their corpses would still win.
The mail-in ballot and harvesting fraud in California is the worst in the nation. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:42 PM (wKGPt) 142
Of course leftists use language to advance their cause. They charged woman to birthing person to eliminate concept of men and women. They do that all the time. Or the best example illegal alien to undocumented immigrant. Of you’re not doing anything illegally you just lost your documents. That is powerful in advancing an agenda.
But homeless and unhoused is the same fucking thing. They mean the same thing. I don’t see how unhoused is more progressive or more “humanitarian” or whatever. Thats what makes it so retarded. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (S+xAM) 143
Do our Californian morons like Gallrein? (I'm asking without perusing the comments for clues.)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (FMtrg) 144
138 Why do marxists lie?
Oh, they're not proud. If the truth were ever in their favor, they'd use it, too. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:41 PM (T7fic) "We'll give you free shit". Honest. No foolin'. Right there on the sidewalk. Free for the taking. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (Ot/FD) 145
Why do marxists lie?
--- Because they don't believe that there is anything significant in life besides somebody getting their way. It's the same reason that the theory of the Big Lie bothered fascists in no way. There is only winning and losing. There is no "how you play the game". Stark materialist worldviews have a terrible road record. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e) 146
Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.”
********* This is nuts. The cheapest dental treatment for these people is extractions and dentures. Most of these people are too lost mentally to even care for their dentures. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC) 147
I see that f’ing ponce, Thune still won’t bring up the SAVE Act, and that coked up traitor Murkowski still says she won’t vote for it.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (wKGPt) 148
143. Sorry -- I meant Kentucky morons.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (FMtrg) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (Zz0t1) 150
California is a Cartel country, with a Banana Republic garnish.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (Gqar8) 151
126 > Why do marxists lie?
To a Marxist, words are weapons to be used in service of the revolution, nothing more. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:38 PM (mkw2N) It's all about deconstruction, a byword for civilizational destruction. Posted by: Kristian Harloff, Collider at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (IZN8A) 152
Thune still won’t bring up the SAVE Act, and that coked up traitor Murkowski still says she won’t vote for it.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:44 PM (wKGPt) Oh f*ck that Manface Cokewhore. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1) 153
if only Pratt was running for Governor, not Mayor, he'd win easily, as there is almost no competition.
And if you think ooliticians must work their way up the electoral ladder little by little to reach higher office, I give you...Donald J. Trump, who went from nothing to President. It is possible Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (ndZc7) 155
If you watch Carolla - you know Nithya. She's a hobby horse of his. She is fucking horrible. Worse than Bass, but for not happening to be mayor when the city burned. My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA. That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2) 156
Saw this doctor on Sean Ryan's podcast recently. She was talking about the most-cited retracted study.
It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!. All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e) In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (8kEbO) 158
I thought the Cleveland Steamrr would have worked its way into this post. But alas.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (wKGPt) 159
Has the GOP even bothered to enunciate what is wrong withe the SAVE act?
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (Gqar8) 160
just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
________ I used to skeech a skosh of Skoal from my buddies if I was out. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:46 PM (XvL8K) 161
Why do marxists lie?
Posted by: weft cut-loop Because their party is led by the Father of Lies. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ) --- Do the Dems know he's moonlighting?! Posted by: Axeman Moonlighting, gaslighting . . . Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (ndZc7) 162
I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske) 163
All the grants were chasing his theory, and other avenues couldn't get the research. Billions of dollars wasted on a scientific fraud!
Posted by: Axeman ------------ This was the amyloid genesis of the disease theory. I think it is more complicated, but the CW was that if you could only remove the plaques, people would get better. The alternative was that the brain was getting damaged, and the plaques were just taking up space, not doing harm. There is more blame to go around than just that one paper. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (HBms5) 164
The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE) 165
You need no teeth to eat the beef!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (Kt19C) 166
just a skosh -- skosh -- a small amount. so small you can't measure
huh, thanks. I misheard it. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 02:32 PM (1wjle) It is from "skoshi". One of the very few loan words English has from Japanese Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR) 167
But homeless and unhoused is the same fucking thing. They mean the same thing. I don’t see how unhoused is more progressive or more “humanitarian” or whatever. Thats what makes it so retarded.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:43 PM (S+xAM) Unhoused implies you had a house at one point but lost it. It's nicer. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+) 168
In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+) --- Science is a niche for prestige and gain, if you know how to survive in it. Why wait until you actually find something to begin with?! That would take getting lucky, or something. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e) 169
What kind of an idiot would vote for Tom Massie?
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (j+GfC) 170
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I wish I had removable teeth. Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV) Too bad about that removable brain of yours. Should have remembered where you left it, and now it's just gone. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (DwqWV) 171
162 I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske) It’ll be like that bank that makes change from SNL. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (S+xAM) 172
My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA.
That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2) I'm actually a fan of what was mentioned yesterday....... Schiff gets removed due to his treason and Newsom names Porker to his senate seat. THAT would be teh awesomes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1) 173
I want that as a bumper sticker:
You Can't Succeed Without Teeth CHEW ON THAT! Posted by: Key Policy Insight at May 13, 2026 02:31 PM (Y6K7e) *small addendum* Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (g8Ew8) 174
Speaking of Cleveland Steamers- whatever happened to Chris Stirewalt?
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (wKGPt) 175
Pratt could beat his opponents to death in a cage match and their corpses would still win.
So...might as well! Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (T7fic) 176
f you watch Carolla - you know Nithya. She's a hobby horse of his. She is fucking horrible. Worse than Bass, but for not happening to be mayor when the city burned.
My ideal outcome would be her beating Bass and Katie Porter winning the primary, which is all that counts in CA. That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2) ====== Nithya is not only a hobby horse, she's Bass' stalking horse. As in "If you think you have it bad now, just imagine HER! as mayor." Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (rj6Yv) 177
>> I wish I had removable teeth.
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV) I wish you had real tits. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (wKGPt) Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (vTZFs) 179
Fraud is an enormous problem
= That is insulting to enourmous problems. Fraud is an intergalactic problem. Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at May 13, 2026 02:49 PM (I14vO) 180
This was the amyloid genesis of the disease theory. I think it is more complicated, but the CW was that if you could only remove the plaques, people would get better. The alternative was that the brain was getting damaged, and the plaques were just taking up space, not doing harm. There is more blame to go around than just that one paper.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (HBms5) --- Yeah, you've got the right one. Everything is more complicated that what you can sum up in a net post. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e) 181
Why did we change to unhoused from homeless exactly? Posted by: Heroq Better question: why did we change from bums to homeless? Bums are at the lowest rung of the ladder. Hobos travel, and are willing to work Tramps travel, and will work if they have to, but reluctantly Bums don't travel, and absolutely refuse to work. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (y9nCu) 182
I’m waiting for when when illegal aliens are named Pre-Citizened Americans
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (S+xAM) 183
I wish I had removable teeth.
Posted by: Jennifer Siebel Newsom at May 13, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV) You wish you had a rubber backbone as you're the only one worthy of eating your box. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1) 184
That will be the best combo for my sadistic pleasure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2) I'm actually a fan of what was mentioned yesterday....... Schiff gets removed due to his treason and Newsom names Porker to his senate seat. THAT would be teh awesomes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM Au contraire, mon frere. That would be inflicting her on me... that's masochism. I said *sadism.* I enjoy watching *California* suffer. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2) 185
The Amazing Kreskin!
*holds closed envelope to forehead* "Gumbo" *rips open envelope and reads the paper inside* "What John Derek will do when all his teeth fall out." Posted by: This is old but is still funny at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (U/s6V) 186
153 if only Pratt was running for Governor, not Mayor, he'd win easily, as there is almost no competition.” Pratt has a very compelling reason to run for mayor, it’s the foundation of his campaign. The current Mayor burned his house down, and burned his parents house down as well, and he’s pissed as hell about it. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (AnnNE) 187
Following their example, I will now refer to libtards as "unbrained"
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (GNqmQ) 188
The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE) The way to rip out weeds efficiently is to get them separated from the others on their own. Then you uproot them. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+) 189
In England in the 50s and 60s there was a giant in the field of research on identical twins raised apart. Had more instances than anyone. Decades later someone looked into it - despite adding more and more people the numbers and error bars didn't change. He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+) I think it was always pretty clear that nobody was separating identical twins. How they found even one or two instances is a complete mystery. I'm always amazed at what the "smart" people think the rest of us will accept in terms of obvious fraud. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (DwqWV) 190
He finagled his way and got a look at the records. All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat He prefers the term "creative." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7) 191
Mom always told me, “if you can’t think of anything nice to say, tell them to F off. They probably deserve it.”
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (wKGPt) 192
All fraudulent.
Posted by: Oldcat ------------ I have worked with these grant-funded paper writers. Their only incentive is generate more grants and more clicks. They care nothing for the truth, and in fact they often "know" they are right and so faking the data is just a shortcut to the next step, where they will get more money, a bigger lab, more techs, and be able to prove they are right. It is a failed model. Grant funding of research produces junk. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (HBms5) 193
You Can't Succeed Without Teeth
Kamala wouldn't have passed Go with teeth. I was very clear about that. Posted by: Willie Brown at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (T7fic) 194
And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again.
They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc) 195
So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ) 196
195 So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ) I'm going with stupid. Oh, and doomed. That too. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8) 197
Au contraire, mon frere. That would be inflicting her on me... that's masochism. I said *sadism.* I enjoy watching *California* suffer. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2) American's still toy with the idea of putting California shitwhistles in positions of higher power. Porker would assist in making them see the errors of their ways, MUCH worse than Schiff. Good and hard........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: mrp at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rj6Yv) 199
So, to continue from last thread:
I found my father's namesakes MACR number. I've also found an explanation for the different death dates of the crew. 8 (included my great-great uncle) died when the bomber was over Kawasaki, Japan, but 3 were able to parachute out. They were captured and taken to Tokyo. The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No) 200
Bruce Jenner is now UnCocked.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (S+xAM) 201
And they move them in and they destroy the fuck out of it again.
They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc) The destroying is the point. Otherwise you would lose the money coming in every year to build the housing. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+) 202
195 So, is a trans male who has had xer boobs removed boobless or unboobed?
...and a japanese trans sister radio... Posted by: classics remastered at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (oY6Yp) 203
unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.
The reality is that they are "unhousable" in the disfunction and addiction that makes them unsafe to be around and incapable of making any long term action to better their lives or even maintain a condition if they were given one. So many are on the street because it is easier than not being an addict and actually doing things to maintain a life. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR) 204
Bruce Jenner is now UnCocked.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (S+xAM) Imaging having so much pussy thrown at you, you'd turn into that....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1) 205
That first ad reminds me of a Mad Magazine parody of The A-Team I read a LONG time ago: in one panel a bunch of kids were playing in a playground, in front of a sign with the following message: "CAUTION! RADIOACTIVE WASTE DUMP / Children Should Be Very Careful When Playing Here"
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (T6aVk) 206
171 162 I want Rae Huang to win the Los Angeles Mayoral race. She wants to set up Non-profit Public Banks in that city. I want to see the hijinks that entails if she does. That's one level of stupidity beyond public grocery stores.
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske) It’ll be like that bank that makes change from SNL. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (S+xAM) ____________________________________ I wish it was that innocuous. I think she wants to circumvent the oversight process and purposefully hand out loans to people who have no prayer of paying it back, and then dig into the already debt ridden appropriations of the city to cover them. It's a localized housing bubble machine. Plus, can you imagine trusting the City of Los Angeles with your savings account, and hoping they just don't take it and call it taxes. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (dIske) 207
Jen is a witch queen doesnr just play on tv
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (bXbFr) 208
Unhoused implies you had a house at one point but lost it. It's nicer. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (8avO+) Plus, it implies that some evil right-wing deathbeast corporation or person stole your home from you, requiring help from the government to take it back. If they get to shoot the new resident's dog during the eviction, so much the better. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu) 209
Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (wKGPt) 210
The Indiana losers, the SC wankers who voted against reapportionment, and now Massie - THIS has been the missing piece, Republicans need to lose their seats for ignoring their voters. With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE) The way to rip out weeds efficiently is to get them separated from the others on their own. Then you uproot them. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+) *** Murkowski has entered the chat. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB) 211
The Zioshills have spent $10 million to defeat a true America first candidate. He was his district by 80% last election. It’s time to recognize it’s not Massie who is betraying you, it’s the bought and paid for Republicans, Trump included.
Posted by: Billygoatpuke at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (XZjgl) 212
Following their example, I will now refer to libtards as "unbrained"
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (GNqmQ) --- The "hinge-challenged". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e) 213
Nithya is Kaie Wilson from Seattle - absolute idiot, who will destroy the city. She's a fucking activist. She runs a homeless NGO. She is strongly opposed by local landlords, business groups, and police and firefighter unions. She believes you can NEVER kick a tenant out, even if they are squatting, even if they pay nothing.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (954tc) 214
If you have no teeth, and are consuming meth, it is safe to say that you have zero health for which to care.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (T6aVk) 215
He's a piece of shit without the Ron Paul one true maga bullshit. The sexual allegations seem ... nebulous to me. What does perverse mean? If he's a pedophile, then say so. If not, what exactly would that mean these days.
On the other hand, this bitch (Massie) has been playing a game for months, so tweaking him with this is no great effort. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s) 216
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Murkowski has entered the chat. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB) ====== I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No) 217
The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No) Ouch....that's one hell of an own goal. Damn......Guess we didn't take how evil the Japs were seriously enough. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1) 218
The mutilated are not able to have satisfactory sex as far as I have read. They are just walking clitorectomies.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (T6aVk) 220
8 (included my great-great uncle) died when the bomber was over Kawasaki, Japan, but 3 were able to parachute out. They were captured and taken to Tokyo. The American Air Corps then firebombed Tokyo, and the Japanese wouldn't let the Americans out of their prison cells, so they all died in the inferno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (rJ5No) What a wild story. And it replayed itself thousands of times over enemy skies. I hope you choose to find the MACR itself. It will likely lead you to other information. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iNUL3) 221
They should make the housing out of... hm... what's a hard to destroy material... concrete! And put metal doors in all the rooms! And metal toilets in the bathrooms, those are hard to destroy.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (vJrRc) That's pretty much how we designed soldier housing on base. Don't have to be druggies or mental patients at the ages of 18-24 to destroy housing. No idea why lefties think giving somebody something is going to motivate them take care of it. Skin in the game, i.e. purchase price, is the only motivation that truly works. But then, I'm sure the construction companies appreciate the grift as much as the NGOs signing the contracts. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (DwqWV) 222
Starmer is about to be challenged, by Wes Streeting and possibly Ed Miliband.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (GD0B3) 223
What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) 224
Jen is a witch queen doesnr just play on tv
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (bXbFr) How about this? https://youtu.be/w5IamZCDXYA Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1) 225
I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No) Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk) 226
"What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice" Twenty bucks, same as in town. Posted by: A Zanti Misfit at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (vFG9F) 227
It was on Alzheimer's, the guy manipulated all his data, and this study was live for 3-4 decades, only recently retracted in 2022. And outrageously, it only took until 2024 for Oxford to get this guy to retire!.
Is that the one that insisted amyloid plaque was THE cause for Alzheimers? Lilly Pharma is running ads about how "amyloid" might be the problem if your elderly mother is showing signs of menta deterioration - no mention of "alzheimers" - so apparently they're going ahead with whatever anti-amyloid plaque medications they've been spending all their money developing, without ever implying that it's an Alzheimer's treatment. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc) 228
What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) --- Kryptonian meth. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e) 229
Murkowski has entered the chat.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB) She was voted out. Then ran as an “independent” and won. Alaska is kinda retarded. It also has ranked choice voting. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (S+xAM) 230
220 What a wild story. And it replayed itself thousands of times over enemy skies.
I hope you choose to find the MACR itself. It will likely lead you to other information. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (iNUL3) ===== I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No) 231
Ouch....that's one hell of an own goal. Damn......Guess we didn't take how evil the Japs were seriously enough.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1) I think we'd have done it anyway, even knowing the prisoners would remain confined. It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (iNUL3) 232
218 The mutilated are not able to have satisfactory sex as far as I have read. They are just walking clitorectomies.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar And this contributes to their stellar mental health in such a lovely way. /spit Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (DwqWV) 233
What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) --- Destroys teeth in 1/2 the time! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 234
What, pray tell, is "super meth?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) Co es with a catalytic converter and a clock you can take apart? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s) 235
211: anti-Semitic, much?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (T6aVk) 236
Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 02:55 PM (wKGPt) At my last reading some 80 labor MPs have called on him to step down, but 100 have signed on. One possible candidate is not in Parliament right now, so to force a leadership change he would have to get an MP to step down and win a seat. But his area went heavily Reform and Green so it is unclear if he would win. Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (8avO+) 237
I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No) https://www.aviationarchaeology.com/dbSearchAFMACR.asp Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (iNUL3) 238
I think we'd have done it anyway, even knowing the prisoners would remain confined. It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (iNUL3) War is hell. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1) 239
Lilly Pharma is running ads about how "amyloid" might be the problem if your elderly mother is showing signs of menta deterioration - no mention of "alzheimers" - so apparently they're going ahead with whatever anti-amyloid plaque medications they've been spending all their money developing, without ever implying that it's an Alzheimer's treatment.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (vJrRc) --- I believe, from what I remember, that the amyloid hypothesis is still valid, just not the specific amyloid this guy "isolated". Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e) 240
> unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.
Correct. They're loading assumptions within the term to shut down debate and thought. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (mkw2N) 241
Stormfront goatfucking retard has arrived. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (y9nCu) 242
More from Lost Angeles: They just let their Chief Heat Officer go. Yes, that is an office in the City of LA. She led the Climate Emergency Mobilization Office, which apparently missed that whole -- what do you call it? Intense Heat Event? -- that destroyed the Palisades. No explanation from Bass, although it's suspected she's trying to do something about the homeless for a better look. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (XJ22o) 243
@222 don't know about Streeting, but Miliband is responsible for the green energy idiocy in Britain. He's a nightmare
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (gu0hJ) 244
With any luck Cornyn will be gone for good soon, as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 02:47 PM (AnnNE) Early voting begins Monday in TX! I'm so there. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (T6aVk) 245
Co es with a catalytic converter and a clock you can take apart? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s) Nice clock, Ahmed! Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1) 246
I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No) And if that doesn't work, email directly to: aair@aviationarcheology.com Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (iNUL3) 247
243 @222 don't know about Streeting, but Miliband is responsible for the green energy idiocy in Britain. He's a nightmare
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (gu0hJ) Ed Miliband is a flat out Marxist. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (T6aVk) 248
Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?
Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs) 249
>> Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed.
Where the f is Brutus when you need him? Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (i7wqn) 250
I can't wait for the Alaskan legislature to pass the "Dead Senators can be re-elected" law in 2053.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:56 PM (rJ5No) Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk) Parliamentary systems are bad, but RCV is a horror. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (8avO+) 251
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https://www.aviationarchaeology.com/dbSearchAFMACR.asp Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:59 PM (iNUL3) ===== Well, that did it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (rJ5No) 252
She led the Climate Emergency Mobilization Office, which apparently missed that whole -- what do you call it? Intense Heat Event? -- that destroyed the Palisades.
Look, her department handles Climate, not arson. Oh wait, that would require them to admit that it was arson. Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (vJrRc) 253
How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
-- The maps are unconstitutional. They'll be thrown out next year, though. Since they are already voting in the primary under the new maps, IIRC. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (MtSIY) 254
Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you.
Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC) 255
249 >> Starmer seems willing to just refuse to do anything and dare them to take him down. None of the Laborites want an election now, they'd be creamed.
Where the f is Brutus when you need him? Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (i7wqn) ====== Report is that he's threatening Labour with a snap election if they try the leadership vote. He got 100 Labour MPs to publicly support him. A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ5No) 256
RCV fraud makes mail in voting seem downright fair.
It’s impossible to do an audit trail with RCV. It’s a black box. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (S+xAM) 257
She was voted out. Then ran as an “independent” and won. Alaska is kinda retarded. It also has ranked choice voting.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (S+xAM) The real problem in AK is the free shit army, and the Anchorage Assembly, who determines who counts the votes. The Natives all think whitey owes them a living, more than even the free healthcare, free schools, free travel to hospitals and courts, and rampant welfare. They will always vote with the Senator that sends them the most freebies. The Anchorage Assembly is full of fags from CA who have no idea what Alaska is or who real Alaskans are. Everyone knows the voting is a joke, because of who runs the counting and who controls the $$ for the free shit army. And Anchorage has more than half the population of the entire state. Add to that Juneau, which is not on the road system, is where all the dirty deals go down without much oversight by the public, who cannot afford to fly there to do business.... Yeah. It's a mess. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV) Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Y8DZL) 259
unhoused implies the issue is just that the individual just needs a place to live to make it all better.
Correct. They're loading assumptions within the term to shut down debate and thought. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:00 PM (mkw2N) --- Yes, it avoids the many cases that might have worked out better if they had just stopped stealing drug money from family members. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e) 260
'Hello, my name is Q, Q, Q, C, C, K, K. Ain't got no teefs.'
' \Hello, Q, Q, Q, C, C, K. K. Ain't got no teefs, meever.' Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (LHPAg) 261
It is a failed model. Grant funding of research produces junk.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at May 13, 2026 02:52 PM (HBms5) There is a lot of talk about the Universities being broken in that there is a huge replication crisis for such studies. PhD candidates have to do some original research that is often never reviewed or replicated, and there is a pattern of researchers falsifying studies to get more grants. I figure the best fix is to have Masters' candidates engage in replicating studies as part of their qualification. At least in Chemistry, biology and other such hard sciences. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR) 262
253 How beautiful it would be if Callais took down the latest CA idiocy.
-- The maps are unconstitutional. They'll be thrown out next year, though. Since they are already voting in the primary under the new maps, IIRC. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (MtSIY) ====== And very little will change when they do change the maps. "We revisited it and used partisan makeup instead of race. 3 lines changed." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rJ5No) 263
I'm gathering there isn't a great online search tool for old MACRs, that they haven't really been digitized. Am I wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM (rJ5No) And if none of that works, I have the personal contact info of an archivist at Maxwell who can definitely help. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iNUL3) 264
Heartwarming to see you moving up! Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (Y8DZL) FRANKS AND BEANS! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1) 265
263 And if none of that works, I have the personal contact info of an archivist at Maxwell who can definitely help.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (iNUL3) ====== I found the entry at the site. It says I can contact for pages from the full report, but I at least have the summary. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ5No) 266
Speaking of allegedly gay authoritarian leaders at the top of my dead pool, what’s going on with Starmer?
Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs) --- He's not fooling anybody, you know. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e) 267
Report is that he's threatening Labour with a snap election if they try the leadership vote.
He got 100 Labour MPs to publicly support him. A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (rJ5No) Well the Tories survived about 4 of the leadership votes before elections really broke them, so why not Labor? It isn't like they have shame or a sense of duty. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (8avO+) 268
OK, I think "super meth" is an exaggeration. I think it's just what used to be called "actual meth," as opposed to biker crank made from Sudafed and cooked up in a soon-to-be-detonated motel room.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (BI5O2) 269
Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you.
Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC) Cosmopolitan Bushcrafter. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (dK+Kv) 270
It's just math at that level. The firebombing was going to happen.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:58 PM Yep, at that point that was all the Army had to use, no one in command in the Pacific had any clue that the atom bomb existed let alone it was being readied for use. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (0N4FZ) 271
The disease of Cali is intractable as far as I can see. We can inly work to inoculate ourselves against it.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8) 272
They're vagrants and hobos, not homeless.
"Homeless" implies they want to live in a house--they do not. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (MtSIY) 273
Wish Pratts numbers were higher.... Absolutely insane to put Bass back in office but LA so......
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (yKHCV) 274
Neither Streeting nor Rayner has the votes yet even if they do meet the threshold for a challenge. I say Starmer likely stays till at least July.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (XvL8K) 275
Having the state capital not accessible by road from the rest of the state is one of the weirdest things ever.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (S+xAM) 276
And if you think ooliticians must work their way up the electoral ladder little by little to reach higher office, I give you...Donald J. Trump, who went from nothing to President. It is possible
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 02:45 PM (Av6i5) Yes. But still rare. Historically, the place where presidents come from is the governorship. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (T6aVk) 277
It says I can contact for pages from the full report, but I at least have the summary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ5No) That's awesome! If they try to make you pay, go through Maxwell. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:06 PM (iNUL3) 278
All they want is teeth, man. They're just standing around without jobs that they can only dream of. But having no teeth, obtaining any job is just impossible. What else can they do but do meth? Where's the heart?
Posted by: washrivergal at May 13, 2026 03:06 PM (MeU59) 279
>> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.
I’m trying to think of the downside. I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn) 280
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And Anchorage has more than half the population of the entire state. Add to that Juneau, which is not on the road system, is where all the dirty deals go down without much oversight by the public, who cannot afford to fly there to do business.... Yeah. It's a mess. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV) I have to say that Anchorage was a mess when I visited there. Lots of vagrants, lots of woke. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8) 281
Murkowski is an abomination. I wish Alaska would kick her to the curb. But she is from an old political family and knows how to play the game that enriches her. (Plays both sides and takes the best deal)
Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (NWIIQ) 282
There's "unhoused" and "unhousable". The "unhousable" eat up all the resources so the "unhoused" get stuck sucking hind teat.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (OUMaO) 283
275 Having the state capital not accessible by road from the rest of the state is one of the weirdest things ever.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (S+xAM) True, but even if you did have Juneau accessible by road, (I've been to Juneau) the road would most likely cut through Canada anyway. Their state capitol thus far is the worst I have been to, looking like an ordinary bank building. And I have been to 36 of them. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (T6aVk) 284
I figure the best fix is to have Masters' candidates engage in replicating studies as part of their qualification. At least in Chemistry, biology and other such hard sciences.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 03:03 PM (rbvCR) Be kinda hard to get the alternate space telescope for some of those. Years and years ago I read up on a lot of scientific frauds over the years. One was a guy that just took papers from obscure journal A, changed the title, and submitted it to even more obscure journal B. Had a heck of a CV after a while. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+) 285
And very little will change when they do change the maps.
"We revisited it and used partisan makeup instead of race. 3 lines changed." --- 44 of CA's congressional districts are race-based. I don't think I'm being overly-optimistic when I forecast significant in-fighting when they do have to re-draw them Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (MtSIY) 286
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV)
______________________ I think the primary motivation to vote for Murkowski comes from the fact that she is a more crafty "John Murtha". Highest Per Capita (Per Person): Alaska leads the nation ($24,796 per resident). Murtha used to set up a card table in the US Capitol to manage Earmarks. Murkowski doesn't set up the table, but she's always first in line to shower gifts on her constituents. It's one of the primary reasons she opposes the US taking over Greenland. It would move Alaska down below Greenland on federal appropriations. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske) 287
I pulled the mission reports for another one of my grandfathers who flew -24Js in the Pacific and in my request included the following:
"I'm requesting a copy of all Form 34As relevant to the unit/location between April 1945 and September 1945." That got me hundreds of pages, a dozen or so of which were directly related to my grandfather. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (iNUL3) 288
Unhoused? It's Urban Outdoorsman thank you. Posted by: Neal Boortz at May 13, 2026 03:02 PM (j+GfC) I get really annoyed with the "stealth camping" vids on yootoob. On the one hand, there's some really good info on staying covert in the woods, good tactical tradecraft. But on the other, they don't think twice about hopping someone's fence to stealth camp on someone's property, or camping in roundabouts or the sides of the roads where they are in danger of being turned into hamburger if someone drives off the road. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu) 289
281 Murkowski is an abomination. I wish Alaska would kick her to the curb. But she is from an old political family and knows how to play the game that enriches her. (Plays both sides and takes the best deal)
Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (NWIIQ) When will she be on "our" side ? Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (yKHCV) 290
285 44 of CA's congressional districts are race-based.
I don't think I'm being overly-optimistic when I forecast significant in-fighting when they do have to re-draw them Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (MtSIY) ======= When they lose seats, yeah, but not before then. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (rJ5No) 291
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Maybe if you quit blowing your asparagus-laden wad in its mouth, the goat wouldn't be so queasy. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (gKWVE) 292
Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ) 293
True, but even if you did have Juneau accessible by road, (I've been to Juneau) the road would most likely cut through Canada anyway.
Their state capitol thus far is the worst I have been to, looking like an ordinary bank building. And I have been to 36 of them. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:08 PM (T6aVk) Just annex it like we did with the Gadsden purchase. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (8avO+) 294
Kevin Warshe confirmed as Fed chair
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (gu0hJ) 295
I wonder if the 2004 Dodge commercial van with out of state expired license plate campers look down on street bums. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL) 296
Patty Murray truly is one of the dumbest Senators in DC. She asked Lee Zeldin about a NYTimes article that claims EPA are looking into ways to detect abortifacients in the water. This is in service to a leftist conspiracy theory that Trump is trying to crack down on abortions.
But Murray is so stupid, she can't form a coherent question. She asks Zeldin about it in an extremely vague way. Zeldin asks if she's talking about EPA's efforts to track and clean up medications found in our water, which is a real problem. Murray doesn't understand what she's asking, so she starts stammering that she's quoting a NYTimes article about abortions in the water. Zeldin again tries to clarify, but Murray is a mountain of stupid which cannot be summited, so he gives up and assures her they're not looking into abortions in the water. http://tiny.cc/lwa3101 Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (mkw2N) 297
All we are saying, is give teef a chance. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e) 298
273 Wish Pratts numbers were higher.... Absolutely insane to put Bass back in office but LA so......
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 03:05 PM (yKHCV) ______ I think Los Angeles does the run-off process, don't then. Pratt need to score a second place and keep Bass below 50%, and it's a whole new election. Or am I mistaken? Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske) 299
279 >> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.
I’m trying to think of the downside. I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn) ====== I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go. I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what. This is just entertainment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No) 300
Given their embrace of RCV, they are now a Parliament.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 02:57 PM (T6aVk) The amount of dark money up here from the Lower 48 is utterly overwhelming. We have had political ads attacking Sen Sullivan for over a year now, none of which is paid for by anyone in AK. The Lower 48 libbies consider AK a cheap seat to win, so they flood the market with bullshit 24/7/365 and sit back and smile. Murkowski would have been gone 12 years ago if she hadn't had all the Outside money. Her daddy was a coward and she's a hack, and most folks up here are wise to that, but her support from Outside is overwhelming. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (DwqWV) 301
Oh yeah, if the CA gov race turns their redistricting into a dummymander, then yeah, there is going to be massive in-fighting next year when they have to redistrict.
short straws are going to draw knives Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (MtSIY) 302
I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.
Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn) 303
#296 Zeldin should tell Murray that fish are growing tits. That would send her into a fugue state
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 03:12 PM (gu0hJ) 304
I think Los Angeles does the run-off process, don't then. Pratt need to score a second place and keep Bass below 50%, and it's a whole new election. Or am I mistaken? Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske) ---------- They have the run-off, that's what happened in 2022 Bass vs Caruso, had a re-run in November and Bass pulled it off 53% to 47%. Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (kX27y) 305
ban VPNs on this site
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) 306
I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.
Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument. --- [lob grenade] see also, farmers and social security recipients Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (MtSIY) 307
I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.
I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what. This is just entertainment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No) he is going now Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) 308
Still refusing to get on the cart last I heard.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs) Word on the street is that the SNP is tabling a No Confidence Motion for the King's Speech. THAT will be fun to watch. The more I see PM Starmer, the more I am reminded of Erich Honecker. The GDR was falling apart around him, and even so, he was bragging to Gorby that nothing needed to change, that the GDR was a Top 15 world economy, etc etc etc. Honecker was oblivious to what was going on until Willi Stoph initiated the ouster of Honecker. And even then, I still think he was clueless. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (T6aVk) 309
I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.
I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what. This is just entertainment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ________ I think he's gone, but just not anytime soon. By the end of the year though. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (XvL8K) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (HdYcL) 311
Look, the toothless face of unhousedness is a 42-year old tech executive who quit his job to take a better one, but was immediately fired from it when he lost his teeth in a freak team-building exercise accident.
He just roams the graveyards, stealing wooden teeth from frontier corpses, to no avail. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (RW1OD) 313
307 I have been saying for like a year that Starmer wasn't going to go.
I kind of assumed Labour would meekly allow him to continue no matter what. This is just entertainment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:10 PM (rJ5No) he is going now Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3) ======= He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No) 314
>> A leadership vote would probably tear the party apart from the top down.
I’m trying to think of the downside. I truly believe England is in very serious trouble. They’ve been invaded in ways even the Romans couldn’t do, and it’s their own democratic process and government officials that allowed it to happen. It will be majority muslim, and slowly moved away from English common law and towards sharia in a few years. The foreign born population and migrants is going to swamp them and destroy the country. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:07 PM (i7wqn) Well in Labor's case, the pro-Starmers are the ones swept in when the electorate were punishing Tories so their chance of winning anything again are nil. The others have some chance of winning a seat so they want the Party to limp out of this mess. there's an old saying "There's a lot of Ruin in a Country" and I think this still holds for them. But their days of even being a pretend associate world leader are done, even if they manage to get decent leadership again. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+) 315
any "agency" has tools to trace any user VPN or not, the only ones served by VPNs are trolls and foreign accounts
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (GD0B3) 316
292 Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ) We have the Permanent Fund Dividend. By law, it is the proceeds of the Permanent Fund which was set up during the Pipeline Era to refund to the people that which was made by developing the oil fields. According to the State Constitution, the resources of Alaska belong to the people, not the government, so the people are paid directly from the proceeds, after inflation-proofing the fund. Then our previous governor decided he could raid that fund to finance his overspending government, so now the legislature just takes a big chunk of everyone's dividend to balance the state budget. It is rampantly illegal, but so far nobody has successfully sued to restore the full dividend. It is currently between $1K and $1.5K, but if it were the full amount, it would be between $3K and $5K depending upon the year. But we pay no income tax, so there's that. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (DwqWV) 317
Starmer is Nero fiddling. He’s Punch and Judy as the plague destroys the entire country. He’s von Hindenburg waiting for the new Islamonazi to take over.
They’re done. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (i7wqn) 318
he is going now
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (GD0B3)\ Not without a fight. He and his cabinet are a living embodiment of the meme where the house is on fire and the cartoon character says "This is fine". Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (T6aVk) 319
He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No) I thought it was a million person petition that did that ? Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (GD0B3) 320
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (LdBR/) 321
317 Starmer is Nero fiddling. He’s Punch and Judy as the plague destroys the entire country. He’s von Hindenburg waiting for the new Islamonazi to take over.
They’re done. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (i7wqn) ======= Parliament has A LOT of power in Britain, and a Reform government could conceivably deport A LOT of people, including legal immigrants. We'll see. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (rJ5No) 322
Word on the street is that the SNP is tabling a No Confidence Motion for the King's Speech. THAT will be fun to watch.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:13 PM (T6aVk) FYI - Tabling in the UK means the opposite of what it does in the US. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+) 323
He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison _________ That's his ace in the hole. But would he actually do it? He'd have to hide for the rest of his life if he does. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (XvL8K) 324
Not without a fight. He and his cabinet are a living embodiment of the meme where the house is on fire and the cartoon character says "This is fine".
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 03:15 PM (T6aVk) of course not without a fight! that is obvious, and that is so much fun to watch the inevitable happen Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3) 325
302 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.
Self sufficient my ass. Only when that a convenient argument. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn) They talk about a vibrant Native culture, and then you read the statistics on rape and incest in the villages, and the murders of Native women who just "disappear." And don't get me started on the theft of all the free shit like all the local schools and computers they sued to have in every village with more than one house. Pretty damned vibrant. But it's all whitey's fault, doncha know. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (DwqWV) Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (i7wqn) 327
Nithya is Kaie Wilson from Seattle - absolute idiot, who will destroy the city. She's a fucking activist. She runs a homeless NGO.
----- I doubt she "runs" anything. She gets *paid* to "run" a homeless NGO, and does very little is my guess. Posted by: Crusader at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (TN0g+) 328
Parliament has A LOT of power in Britain, and a Reform government could conceivably deport A LOT of people, including legal immigrants.
We'll see. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:16 PM (rJ5No) A problem is if you extend the Council Vote to a national election Reform does not have a majority. They lead, but would have to partner with the Tories. And Restore showed a lot of strength, winning 10 of 10 with the candidates they put up. As they grow, they might cannibalize Restore votes. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+) 329
326 >> We'll see. They will never have the stones. And I don’t trust Farage. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:18 PM (i7wqn) ===== I wouldn't either. But Restore exists to push Reform to the right, so it's not just "what Farage wants" if Restore gets even a portion of its slate of electors in Parliament. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (rJ5No) 330
He's reportedly threatened to call a snap election if Labour tries the leadership vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:14 PM (rJ5No) I go down and im taking all of you bitches with me! You have to almost admire the gay reckless passive aggressive nature of the dude. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s) 331
Doesn't every resident of Alaska get a share of the Pipeline money? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ) The Permanent Fund. Over 30 years ago when I was stationed there it was about $900 annually, if memory serves. Not sure what it is now. I never drew it because I never changed my residency. Alaska was an optional Overseas Tour back then and I wanted the Overseas Ribbon and promotion points. The Gulf War stop-loss fucked me for promotion to E5, which didn't come through until my last few months, so I'd have probably been better off with the cash. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (y9nCu) 332
302 I love how the native Alaskans tell you about living off the land, the old ways, their culture blah, blah blah. Then they’re the first ones with hands out, making demands and taking every welfare program they can grab.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 03:11 PM (i7wqn) tcn mentioned a lot of this. I think one big problem is the geography and climate, and, uh, the Earth's tilt. So that's three problems. This is an isolated part of the world that has no road to its own stupidly-located capital, let alone to the continental US beyond. It relies on imports to a near-Polynesian degree. So does North Dakota (as you know from Laura Ingalls Wilder) but at least the Dakotas now have rail and road. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 03:20 PM (gKWVE) 333
They need to choose a different fucking name. Go with Knights of St George.
Everyone now keeps mixing restore and reform up. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s) 334
That's his ace in the hole. But would he actually do it? He'd have to hide for the rest of his life if he does.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 03:17 PM (XvL8K) Didn't the dude who did that for the Tories end up emigrating to the US? Of course Trump has forbidden some of them from coming here already. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+) 335
Loved the Spencer Pratt ads. Kept getting text messages from his campaign but I don't live in Los Angeles so texted 'STOP'.
I will point out, again, Pacific Palisades is/was a geographically isolated, tiny tiny enclave. At the time the news coverage made it seem the whole city was on fire. Not true. Also, Altadena, 20+ miles to the north-east of downtown L.A. is a separate community governed by L.A. County, not in any way associated with Los Angeles. I forget who described Los Angeles as 40 suburbs searching for a city, but it's funny and survives because it rings true. Blessings to the Horde and wishing continued good health and prosperity to our host, Ace. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 03:23 PM (QGaXH) 336
Massie and Khanna have been all over this endless "search for extraterrestrial Epstein". (It's not aliens .. but it's aliens)
Congress is about the worst possible forum to do an investigation, especially one that goes on forever. Meanwhile, Congress and especially the Democrats, have done little, barely able to keep the government running. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 03:23 PM (RHGPo) 337
I wouldn't either.
But Restore exists to push Reform to the right, so it's not just "what Farage wants" if Restore gets even a portion of its slate of electors in Parliament. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 03:19 PM (rJ5No) Or possibly even Reform. They might not all be as wishy washy on immigration as Farage. Farage at least is a businessman which could help in their economy. And he can lead election campaigns. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+) 338
They need to choose a different fucking name. Go with Knights of St George.
Everyone now keeps mixing restore and reform up. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 13, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s) Well we do, as of now the news in England never mentions Restore. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+) 339
My local scouting group is called "Knights of St George"
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 03:27 PM (RHGPo) 340
I pulled the mission reports for another one of my grandfathers who flew -24Js in the Pacific
- Interesting and tragic story of a famous photo of a B-24 being shot down in the Pacific. https://tinyurl.com/4n5xx2js Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ndZc7) Appeals Court Rules That Trump Doesn't Have to Pay Lunatic Fantasist E. Jean Carroll for the "Defamation" of Continuing to Deny This Vicious Fruitloop's Sex Fantasy About HimNot only was the original allegation of "rape" insane and ripped off straight from an episode of Law & Order: SVU -- with this lunatic attention-whore unable to even say when the "rape" occurred more specifically than "in the nineties" -- but a subsequent New York jury also decided it was "defamation" when Trump later insisted upon his innocence. Note that this rule has never been applied to anyone except Donald Trump. Any time a man proclaims his innocence following an adverse court ruling, someone can sue that man for "defamation" for denying his or her story. And note that every instance of a false claim is a fresh defamation case -- so you can just keep suing an innocent man forever, for saying he's innocent. This is government-compelled speech of the worst kind: When a partisan jury wrongly finds you culpable, not only do you have to pay the exorbitant penalty they impose on you for partisan bullshit reasons, but you are then compelled by government action to admit the lie of your guilt, forever, anytime someone asks you about it.An Appeals Court has agreed with Trump that he should not have to pay the insane jackpot $83 million judgment until the Supreme Court rules on this preposterous new Trump-Only Law. Separate -- every time he denies this floridly insane woman's preposterous story, it's a fresh defamation claim.
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Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv) 2
And I nooded first.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv) 4
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (AvoqE) 6
Overruled!!!
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (QV+TG) 7
E. Jean You Ain't Getting Shit.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (iXqHn) 8
The woman is a nut.
Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (YwEeS) 9
What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3) 10
9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3) I wondered that too.... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (yKHCV) 11
Ah, errors in the trial process. Ok, he has a chance.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3) 12
Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG) 13
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!!
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske) 14
Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG) That would be good context to add to the post. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv) 15
(For those who don't know, Reid Hoffman is the LinkedIn guy)
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn) 16
I'd like to see E take a nice Dutch birding cruise
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2) 17
11 Ah, errors in the trial process. Ok, he has a chance.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (GD0B3) If I remember correctly he was stopped from giving any real defense Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (yKHCV) 18
Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ) 19
huh I thought Hoffman was the Netflix guy! I hate both of those guys
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (j+aD2) 20
"Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3) 21
E Jean Carroll was funded by Reid Hoffman who frequently visited Epstein.
====== No one cares about Epstein's actual connections, just the ones they can dream up. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (HdYcL) 23
Before anyone says they’re boycotting LinkedIn or whatever keep in mind Microsoft has owned it for 10 years and Hoffman is long gone from the company.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (S+xAM) 24
>1992: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
1992-2000: Women are sluts that will say anything if you drag $100 through a trailer park 2001-2008: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN. 2008-2016: Uh, well, women aren't really the problem (watches another buff Obama chef drown) 2017-2018: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN 2019: Rose McGowan is a lying liar and Harv is a great guy 2020: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN 2021-2024: Ashley Biden lied in her diary 2024+ BELIEVE ALL WOMEN Posted by: The FNM at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm) 25
Watching the Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. interview, she amazingly sounds a LOT like Nancy Pelosi.
Drink much E. Jean? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1) 26
I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB) 27
18 Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ) ====== There was some request for a response by Thursday. SCOTUS will probably slap it down Friday. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No) 28
I am giving Puff a bath.
I won't be taking questions. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Ya gotta have a nice clean magic dragon. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ) 29
No one cares about Epstein's actual connections, just the ones they can dream up. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (rJ5No) Because Trump molested Epstein's children. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1) 30
20 "Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3) The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case." Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV) 31
I'm not saying life in a spotlight is easy for anyone but what this man has put himself through to do what he is doing is plum remarkable.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (QV+TG) 32
Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?
I think that was with Anderson Cooper. He was just as shocked as you or I might be and at first he tried to get her to say she mis-spoke but nope, that's her thing apparently. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm) 33
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM) 34
XTC my dear
please do not hate your provenance all of us are flawed individually. we are not "legion" - we are separate souls beloved by God. to hate yourself as you seem to? breaks my heart I could say, my father was a dog, he left my mom and the fiancé previous to her at the altar, then started another family and left them as well. So I am tainted? I am his daughter in many, many ways. his sins are not my sins. we are not clan nor kith nor country. we are all children of God. Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (j+aD2) 35
Hopefully Carroll is spending like a drunken sailor on credit counting on her eventual payday. May she spend her days pursued by ruthless creditors and die penniless after this bill of attainder bullshit is thrown out.
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (AvoqE) 36
I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB) Hope big. As in a big truck. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (dK+Kv) 37
The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case." Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV) It worked, didn't it? Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) 38
People wouldn't even be still talking about the case if he just paid her and let it fade away.
After all the money he's stolen / grifted you think he'd just pay up but it's an ego thing for him more than anything else. He wants to crush her under heel and claim victory. That's how his sick and twisted mind works sadly. He’ll win at the Supreme Court because they’re all bought and paid for. They'll rule that presidential immunity extends beyond the term. Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist. God FORBID the vile abomination masquerading in orange skin suffer consequences of any kind Where are all of he magats that were screaming “pay your bills” when Biden was going to give student debt relief to people with high interest predatory loans? Pay YOUR bills trump! Freaking losers. FDJT 8647 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv) 40
When Thomas Massie says he "wants justice for the Epstein victims" he never means the girls Reid Hoffman raped.
Because Massie is better friends with Hoffman than any conservative. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (MtSIY) 41
Trump and Gorsuch are both text book examples of a "he said/she said" rape case.
Even in a civil trial, the standard of conviction is still a "preponderance of the evidence". If the only evidence is he said/she said, then the "evidence" is still 50/50, and an honest jury would not return a conviction/finding of guilt. Of course, the "vicitim" can spin a lurid tale for the jurors, while the accused can only say he wasn't there and it didn't happen. The only possible way the accused can raise an evidentiary defense is to prove they were somewhere else when the rape occurred. I have certainly noticed that in both of the cases I cited above, the "victim" will NOT state for the record when the rape occurred. Therefore, the accused can never provide any evidence of their innocence. I am pretty sure that is a deliberate design by the well-oiled Democrat smear machine. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF) 42
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The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case." Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV) It worked, didn't it? Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1) ===== Well, Trump became president again, so no, it didn't work. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (rJ5No) 43
33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2) 44
Didn't she work at a magazine where wrote about having fantasies being raped or something along those lines?
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (PSEDc) Posted by: Your New Muslim Invaders at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (QV+TG) 47
When Thomas Massie says he "wants justice for the Epstein victims" he never means the girls Reid Hoffman raped.
Because Massie is better friends with Hoffman than any conservative. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (MtSIY) He does butt stuff. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1) 48
The video of her saying "some people think that's sexy" and Anderson Cooper turning green and hard-cutting to a commercial is a classic.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG) 49
Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (QV+TG) I thought the cut-away one was when she was telling live television viewers all the fun things she was going to buy with her new millions. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (iNUL3) 50
Has anyone tried to set up Bernie Sanders and E Jean Carroll? They seem to have the same fetishes.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm) 51
38 He’ll win at the Supreme Court because they’re all bought and paid for. They'll rule that presidential immunity extends beyond the term.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (JCZqz) ===== Yes. Trump is God. You should just give up and flee the country like Jews fled Germany in 1933. Because Trump is literally Hitler, too. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (rJ5No) 52
I am pretty sure that is a deliberate design by the well-oiled Democrat smear machine.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF) Cavanaugh, but yeah. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv) 53
Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (RHGPo) 54
Trump: I got up at 7:00 today
It was actually 6:58 NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up. NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (S+xAM) 55
41 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF)
===== *polite cough* Kavanaugh, not Gorsuch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ5No) 56
This looney tune also publicly posted that she was a big fan of The Apprentice ... 15 years after the alleged rape. Sure, women who were raped always go around saying they're big fans of their rapist. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/) 57
You should just give up and flee the country like Jews fled Germany in 1933. Because Trump is literally Hitler, too.
Trump is literally Hitler... And remember to join us at our regular People's Resistance Rave, Sex Toy show and Pot Luck at 5 PM tonight at the local Unitarian Church Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm) 58
43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2) ===== My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) 59
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name.
------- Not to mention that pretentious period. God help us. Some people.... Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (QV+TG) 60
Good for Trump
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (xcxpd) 61
The video of her saying "some people think that's sexy" and Anderson Cooper turning green and hard-cutting to a commercial is a classic.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG) He turned green because she was talking about men having sex with women. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1) 62
50 Has anyone tried to set up Bernie Sanders and E Jean Carroll? They seem to have the same fetishes.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm) ===== Stealing money from those who earned it? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) 63
Before anyone says they’re boycotting LinkedIn or whatever keep in mind Microsoft has owned it for 10 years and Hoffman is long gone from the company.
LinkedIn has gotten much, much worse since Hoffman sold it. It turns out malevolent liberal billionaires still make a better product than one million H1Bs with a typewriter. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG) 64
The saddest thing is so many leftists believe this crap. Epstein! Because Biden was happy to cover up everything Trump. Convicted rapist! I read it somewhere!!
They don't leave the bubble. We know what they talk about because we can't escape it. It's pretty much one way though. On the plus side, I've been checking ratings of a lot of the mainstream stations, papers, sites and the numbers aren't that impressive, so that's good. Taking the dog to pick up his pills and Arbys! They give him a free meat cup! My friends cat is in charge of the house. Lol... 'Price is Right - Barker era" A VERY HOT young lady just described herself as a 'laid-off housewife'. Divorce. Damn, She is smoking. Good, she won. Later. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Sco7b) 65
bUt He'S a R*pIsT!
Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling someone with TDS at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Wt5PA) 66
12 Didn't she also say rape is sexy on CNN and they grinned and cut to commercial and when they came back it was a field piece on grommets?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM CNN Management: "Grommets are certainly a more interesting topic to draw eyeballs to our for-profit network!" Democrat viewers: "Yep, my youtube search history, shows I have watched hours of grommet videos." Republicans: "FFS, can you people speak one sentence that is not in service of a lie?" Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (HlyYF) 67
Not to mention that pretentious period. God help us. Some people....
Posted by: ... IKR? -- Zombie Harry S Truman Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ) 68
34 to hate yourself as you seem to? breaks my heart
I could say, my father was a dog, he left my mom and the fiancé previous to her at the altar, then started another family and left them as well. So I am tainted? I am his daughter in many, many ways. his sins are not my sins. we are not clan nor kith nor country. we are all children of God. Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (j+aD2) It's different, because I am mixed, and unlike Barry O'Fuckstick or Colin Krapperdick, I want my white half to count, too. I don't want to be looked at as being just a "black person" via One-Drop Rule. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (iXqHn) 69
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM) Go f*ck yourself. Posted by: Leroy Jethro Gibbs at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) 70
54 Trump: I got up at 7:00 today
It was actually 6:58 NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up. NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too Posted by: Heroq 10,001 lies the President has told since taking office! Posted by: Washington Post at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (JCZqz) 71
What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
-- - even though it's technically a civil law, this may be close enough that ex post facto applies; where NY retroactively changed the statute of limitations. Including that the lobbying funding the change was specifically to get Trump. And that no one has been sued under it since. - the trial judge prevented Trump from putting on any evidence she was lying. - NYC is so biased against Trump, he was denied a fair trial - She made herself a public figure and Sullivan should apply. - the verdict is excessive. That's off the top of my head. I know there's more. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (MtSIY) 72
65 bUt He'S a R*pIsT!
Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling someone with TDS at May 13, 2026 01:23 PM (Wt5PA) ====== "Can you point me to the conviction on rape?" "I'm not doing your homework for you!" "Well, I looked, and all I found was this lawsuit about Trump calling Carrol names. That's not rape. Is there another conviction you can point me to?" *block* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (rJ5No) 73
9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner ========= Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit. Ridiculous and ridiculous that the federal appellate courts did not stop this nonsense from NY state in the first place. This would financially penalize someone for claiming they are innocent and that the events never happened. And without proving the underlying offense--the jury never found Trump committed a rape, they claimed he slandered Carroll by denying he did it and attacking her story as false. Now, apply this liability standard to anything that you have denied in your life--work, school, etc. If you denied it, now you can be sued for slander under the NY State's insane Get Trump jurisprudence. There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv) 74
33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM) ____________________ I'll give you an excpeption. Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald. That's his full name. He went by F. Scott Fitzgerald because everyone he grew up with, including family called him Scott or Scotty. However, he wanted to represent his full name (or most of it) in the writing credits. So, F. Scott Fitzgerald. Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske) 75
The saddest thing is so many leftists believe this crap. Epstein! Because Biden was happy to cover up everything Trump. Convicted rapist! I read it somewhere!
The SAME people telling you Trump is an Epstein client right now claimed that only a right wing conspiracy theorist believed there were Epstein clients or an Epstein list from 2021-2024 Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm) 76
"Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
Posted by: SMOD" Ha. Learn to coal. Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (f5Ulo) 77
speaking of software getting worse ...
Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes I literally just use AI to do simple things now bc it's easier to use Chat for image composition than Photoshop with the changes. THAT IS CRAZY AND then Adobe completely fubared the interface for their very nice drawing program I use, Fresco. it's so so bad. Don't do the update!!! Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (j+aD2) 78
"Legal Arguments: Trump's legal team argues that the trial judge made mistakes that affected the jury's perception of the case."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3) The jury was always gonna find Trump guilty... Before they heard any of the "case." Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 01:17 PM (yKHCV) _______ Maybe, but I'm not sure about that. Sure, the jury was biased or at least not a fan of Trump. But the trial judge's orders and jury instructions were insane. They were so badly slanted against Trump that the jury had little to do. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/) 79
18 Has SCOTUS slapped down Virginia yet?
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM Did they even get the case yet? After all, the dim bulb Democrats addressed their SCOTUS appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (HlyYF) 80
"temporarily"
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (W5mpo) 81
Meanwhile, Big Mike had dinner in Beverly Hills last night.......... Barack Obama @BarackObama · 17h It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor. Let’s get it done, Texas! Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (kX27y) 82
@BarackObama
· 17h It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor. Let’s get it done, Texas! Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 01:25 PM (kX27y) Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death. Congrats Mr. Paxton! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (dK+Kv) 84
That would be good context to add to the post.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dK+Kv) I may have embellished with the grommet thing Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (QV+TG) 85
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Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death. Congrats Mr. Paxton! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1) ====== Talking about banning meat while loving trans kids and telling Christians that they're bad Christians for not love trans kids despite God being non-binary wasn't enough, huh? He needed Obama to finish him off. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (rJ5No) 86
It worked, didn't it?
Posted by: Zombie Harry Reed ===== Failed actually. Trump won the presidency for the third time. That is the problem with being an asshole, eventually the crowd around you gets a say whether or not your clever plan worked. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (E4rtv) 87
58 43 33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
It's about, I kind of hate my actual first name but am too lazy to legally change it Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:19 PM (j+aD2) ===== My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd) 88
Cavanaugh, but yeah.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM Thanks for the correction. Our side tries to make sure that even our rants are 100% factual. (But I whiffed.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (HlyYF) 89
Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
--- 1) actually, the jury specifically found there was no rape. The verdict was for the defamation of not admitting he raped her. 2) but that was the full intent of the trial--to claim Trump was guilty of rape. To get that lie "authenticated" in the public. 3) for which lie ABC paid Trump $15 million to settle the lawsuit against George Slopodoplis. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (MtSIY) 90
Heh. An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.
Now you tell me! I was so happy when they hired me, but when I accidentally walked in on Michelle changing, and Barack unexpectedly invited to go paddleboarding... Posted by: Drowned Obama Cook at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (JCZqz) 91
33 Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
And yes I’m also looking at you J. Edgar Hoover. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:18 PM (S+xAM) R. Lee Ermey. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (iNUL3) 92
After all, the dim bulb Democrats addressed their SCOTUS appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court.
Twice! The first time they also misspelled "Virginia" and used Jason Miyares stationary. They then re-filed with the stationary and "Virginia" fixed but to the wrong court. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG) 93
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One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd) ====== Slatternly Charles is better. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No) 94
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd) But I bet he's not smooth, like Keith Stone. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1) 95
I'm primarily a lurker, but the crow comments remind me of my youth, so I thought I'd share my crow experience.
Growing up we had several crows as pets. Our first two, Heckle and Jeckle, lasted a couple of years, but neighbors complained about the constant noise so we freed them. They continued to hang around for about a year as we continued to put out food for them. Eventually, we would only see once or twice a month and then no more. The last pet we had was with us for 10 years. We had him in a large cage outside (big enough to stand up in) and in the winter, a huge cage in our basement. Super smart and very devious pet. He loved to terrorize our dog. He had a large vocabulary and had full sentences in his repertoire. He ate our dinner leftovers and loved hard boiled eggs. He would eat the shells to help with digestion. He would also call in wild crows to the point where they'd hang out on top of his cage during dinner time, hoping for handouts. He ended up getting killed by a mink in early spring after moving from the basement to outside. His name was Clarence and a special childhood memory Posted by: DitkaCA at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (utChY) 96
(But I whiffed.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (HlyYF) I whiffed on the correction. K-avanaugh. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (dK+Kv) 97
LinkedIn is people using AI to reply to AI slop posts.
Still a good place to find jobs though. That’s the only real use today, a giant jobs board. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (S+xAM) 98
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (XJ22o) 100
Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC) 101
My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) Are you named after him. Because if my first name were "The" I'd use an initial, too. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ) 102
It's insane that a civil case could go forward without a specific date of loss much less a general date period .
Should have been dismissed on that fact alone. It's extremely prejudicial to the defendant . Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (qrzX6) 103
Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) 104
58 My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) And his dad didn't raise holy hell and read him the riot act for disrespecting him by not going by the first name that was bestowed upon him by his father? Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn) 105
An Owebama endorsement is the kiss of death.
Obama just spent the weekend with Alex Soros and Mark Carney. Unfortunately Carney didn't have them do a free trial of MAID. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG) 106
Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers
Posted by: SMOD Sure to be the result of CAs war on energy, and not data centers. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (diia5) 107
93 87
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd) ====== Slatternly Charles is better. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No) Harder to spell Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd) 108
101 My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ5No) Are you named after him. Because if my first name were "The" I'd use an initial, too. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ) ====== Named after my great-grandpappy TheJamesMadison I who discovered the northwest passage. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (rJ5No) 109
The clip in the Zach Jones post is pure gold. That's the "rape is sexy" clip. She is so nutty -- and probably high as fuck -- that it's almost abuse of the mentally ill to put her on TV. Even fake gaydom Anderson Cooper was so taken back by that he immediately went to a break.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/) 110
Why didn't the "appeals" court just throw the case out and shut down this circus?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (MtA6K) 111
Trump: I got up at 7:00 today
It was actually 6:58 NYT: Trump has a dangerous habit of lying about when he wakes up. NY Jury: We will convict him for perjury too --- Recall the oft-cited "40,000 documented time Trump lied" the left love to repeat? Like 15,000 of those were counting each time he said Mexico would pay for the wall because, technically, Mexico never sent money to the US for the wall. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (MtSIY) 112
94
One of my friends tried that once, he tried to go by 'S. Charles' instead of his real first name. It didn't stick, but it gave me the idea for a character: 'Smooth Charles' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd) But I bet he's not smooth, like Keith Stone. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1) The fictional Smooth Charles was super smoooooooooth. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd) 113
104 And his dad didn't raise holy hell and read him the riot act for disrespecting him by not going by the first name that was bestowed upon him by his father?
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (iXqHn) ====== Not as far as I know. He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No) 114
But the trial judge's orders and jury instructions were insane. They were so badly slanted against Trump that the jury had little to do.
Posted by: Elric The Blade And that is probably what will cause the verdict to be thrown out. Judge's instructions to the jury are were a clear violation of due process by misapplying First Amendment law to the facts of the case. So the case would likely remanded to trial court for a new trial which would then be delayed probably for Trump's term in office. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv) 115
The fact this went on as long as it did is just beyond disgusting.
I guarantee you, if Obama had some Red State jury convict him of "defamation" it would have been overturned in 2 seconds by the legal system. But somehow anytime a Republican and/or Trump gets tangled up in some obvious rigged legal snafu, it takes years to even start the process of addressing it. Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (NvU4T) 116
107 Slatternly Charles is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No) Harder to spell Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd) ===== Especially for an illiterate! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ5No) 117
Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood Or refers to it as "my pussy." Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (2ocoG) 119
Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC) Or wears a shirt with a picture of an eye, a tongue and a cat. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1) 120
116 107 Slatternly Charles is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:28 PM (rJ5No) Harder to spell Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd) ===== Especially for an illiterate! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ5No) I don't get it Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd) 121
When I was in grad school publishing a few papers and reading lots of scientific journals, the standard citation for authors was first initial and then the last name.
I had a highly published professor named Paul Enos. He always used his full name in his journal submissions! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (HlyYF) 122
I go by my middle name because my first name was the same as my father and my father didn't want me to be a Jr. And I have no clue why my father picked my middle name. My mother didn't either.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (qrzX6) 123
Talking about banning meat while loving trans kids and telling Christians that they're bad Christians for not love trans kids despite God being non-binary wasn't enough, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison You forgot to mention my frequent references to the Gospel of Thomas. Christians love non-Canonical, heretical sermons. Posted by: James Talarico at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (JCZqz) 124
120 I don't get it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd) ====== hey Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rJ5No) 125
Never trust a woman who names her cat Vagina.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:29 PM (NpAcC) - Don't be so fast to judge. Maybe she's just a... country girl. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (MtA6K) 126
Jean Sheperd > E. Jean Carroll
Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (rJ48h) 127
13 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!!
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske) Oh, I do. I believe she is batshit crazy. But I believe that wholeheartedly. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (DwqWV) 128
113 Not as far as I know.
He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No) Seems soft, on the father's part, not feeling disrespected and wanting a piece of his hide. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (iXqHn) 129
He always used his full name in his journal submissions!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:32 PM (HlyYF) No sense of humor. Ride that shit to infamy. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (dK+Kv) 130
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman JUST IN: The U.S. Senate just ADVANCED a major measure to BLOCK Senators’ paychecks during government shutdowns, passing in an overwhelming bipartisan vote! The bill was filed by Sen. John Kennedy, and it sends a clear message: No more getting paid while the rest of the government shuts down. GOOD! Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC) 131
He was named after an uncle who died on a bombing mission during WWII. I remember my dad telling me that it was his 50th mission, which was supposed to be his last. Don't know if it's true. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (rJ5No) You calling me a liar?!? Asshole. Posted by: TJM's Dad at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1) 132
Remember, Trump was also found guilty of fraud for proclaiming what he thought his properties were worth.
I can say this plastic Buddha is worth 100m dollars, you don't have to agree, and Deutsche Bank didn't, but me claiming what I think it's worth is not fraud. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl) 133
103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it I honestly think they don't 'believe' anything. They claim to do so because that is what the herd is supposed to believe in or be cast out. The late night comic show (Colbert?) where the audience clapped when he mentioned Comey was fired and then the host trying to revise their beliefs in real time by telling them it was a bad thing is a perfect example. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1) 135
E. Buzz Miller > E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: DBCooper at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3oMnW) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (dK+Kv) 137
131 You calling me a liar?!?
Asshole. Posted by: TJM's Dad at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1) ===== I'm saying you've been showing minor signs of dementia for years to the point where I think it's just normal behavior from you! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (rJ5No) 138
Carroll used to be married to John Johnson who I always thought was a decent newsman in NYC at the ABC affiliate. He apparently got sick of her. Bad judgement in marrying her
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ) 139
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core.
Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) The vast majority of them say it just to upset you and others. Few of them actually "believe" anything. Which is why they are malleable from day to day, and minute to minute. This is something that the average person cannot grasp. Think of it like walking around just being a troll. Their chief desire is to subordinate you and everyone else, and they use their "beliefs" to feed and enhance that desire, nothing more. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (QV+TG) 140
The idea that Carroll was assaulted in a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman is simply not credible. It's not like a Macy's where you have to chase down an employee to get them to help you. It's a high end place. In the 90s, they had changing room assistants hovering around you to fetch different sizes or colors of the clothes you were trying on. There would have been several people nearby.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N) 141
Cucker Tarlson is on the 'no-listen list'. I don't care if he's right or wrong on any issue, he's like a Tater in pig shit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (D1E+2) 142
What about C. Thomas Howell?
Can we trust a man who doesn't want to use Christopher? J. R. R. Tolkien? C. S. Lewis? Perhaps the rule is "women who won't use their first name?" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:36 PM (MtSIY) 143
Children of the Damned
Posted by: Comrade Flounder No, it's "Child of the Damned" now. Moose on the last thread shoulda told ya. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (S+xAM) 145
Shepherd to Lost Sheep > Jean Sheperd > E. Jean Carroll
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1) 146
E. Jean was on Rachel Maddow right after the judgment. Rachel (beaming): Whaddarya gonna do with all that MUNNNEEE??? E. Jean (grinning): blah-blah-blah trip to Europe etc. $83mm for a lady her age who actually looks like she's got one foot in the grave, and she's going to consume it all? How many women's shelters could she fund with HALF that money? Or how about starting a legal fund for female victims of sexual violence? Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (XJ22o) 147
I hope that bitch took out a bunch of loans against the award and now has to pay them back.
Posted by: Diogenes After this was awarded, I remember seeing this old twat on some morning show with her lawyer where she was giddy and talked about going to Paris eating gourmet food and shopping to buy a new wardrobe and getting one for the interviewer as well, etc. Her lawyer looked extremely embarrassed. Well, you represented the loon so there you go. Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (oiNtH) 148
Just be aware that a lot of the anti- AI data center reporting is promoted by an alliance of the Greenazis and CCP propagandists. Is AI the end all and be all of the future? Most likely not. But don't think the Red/Green alliance isn't using the issue as a propaganda weapon against the US and the West.
( further, if your avowed enemy is researching something they think can destroy your country, should you at least want some sort of research parity, if not dominance, even if it turns out to be bogus?) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (diia5) 149
I honestly think they don't 'believe' anything. They claim to do so because that is what the herd is supposed to believe in or be cast out. The late night comic show (Colbert?) where the audience clapped when he mentioned Comey was fired and then the host trying to revise their beliefs in real time by telling them it was a bad thing is a perfect example.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv) I don't believe there is much honest thought among them. Not, at least, what we call thought. Observation, reflection, introspection, critical weighing of evidence, and careful decision making. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv) 150
103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (DwqWV) 151
Doing some quick, open sourced sleuthing, I see a man of my dad's name who is listed as having died in 1945 in Tokyo, Japan.
I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No) 152
E. Buzz Miller > E. Jean Carrol
Posted by: DBCooper at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (3oMnW) E. Coli > E. Jean Carrol Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1) 153
I liked when Rush would refer to F. Lee Bailey as "Flea Bailey."
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs) 154
I don't believe there is much honest thought among them. Not, at least, what we call thought. Observation, reflection, introspection, critical weighing of evidence, and careful decision making.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv) I would settle for no more bald-faced lies, and it really shouldn't be that difficult, but apparently it is. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (DwqWV) 155
No, it's "Child of the Damned" now. Moose on the last thread shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ) I got in that thread late and refuse to play. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (dK+Kv) 156
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Didn't they pass a law, try and convict him, and then repeal the law? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (QV+TG) 157
The idea that Carroll was assaulted in a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman is simply not credible. Posted by: bonhomme ================ Bergdorf provided documents and testified to this. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:38 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (RHGPo) 159
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. What the fuck is that about anyway?
Posted by: Heroq And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K) 160
TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent.
His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ) 161
If Carroll provided a date , Trump could have provided his whereabouts exactly on that date.
That's why she didn't and why it should have been immediately dismissed. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (qrzX6) 162
"@BarackObama
· 17h It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor." Did Obama join Talarico in prayer for more abortions? Sounds like something he would do to prove his deep faith. Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (GUOwU) 163
How are you doing, kind sir?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM Pretty darn good. (Got a healthy and happy first grandchild about six months ago.) Also, was recently passing through the area where NaCly Dog lives, so I did get a chance to meet up with him for dinner. How are you and First Lady doing lately? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (HlyYF) 164
It rankles me that a key part of the defamation suit against Trump was his claim he'd never met Carroll. The prosecution then produced a picture of Trump with Carroll.
Trump is a celebrity and has been for many years. He probably meets more people in a week than most of us meet in years. He's not going to remember most of them, especially decades later. Sure, he'll remember someone who was a big name at the time, but not a nobody like Carroll. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (mkw2N) 165
160 TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent. His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ) ===== Well, thank you. You should see where I rank Doctor Zhivago, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (rJ5No) 166
speaking of software getting worse ...
Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes I literally just use AI to do simple things now bc it's easier to use Chat for image composition than Photoshop with the changes. THAT IS CRAZY AND then Adobe completely fubared the interface for their very nice drawing program I use, Fresco. it's so so bad. Don't do the update!!! Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (j+aD2) Most suite software is like that- people rearranging deck chairs because they have nothing to really add to the system. It used to be a project where in the menu this version put a feature, now they move the menus around tucking them on the side, bottom, or up on the old title bar so you can't even move the window easily. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (MtSIY) 168
Just be aware that a lot of the anti- AI data center reporting is promoted by an alliance of the Greenazis and CCP propagandists. Is AI the end all and be all of the future? Most likely not. But don't think the Red/Green alliance isn't using the issue as a propaganda weapon against the US and the West.
( further, if your avowed enemy is researching something they think can destroy your country, should you at least want some sort of research parity, if not dominance, even if it turns out to be bogus?) Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (diia5) So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (S+xAM) 169
And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K) Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in. Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR) 170
@140
>>In the 90s, they had changing room assistants hovering around you to fetch different sizes or colors of the clothes you were trying on. There would have been several people nearby. Trump is without hyperbole, one of the most famous and recognizable people in the world, has been since the early 80's, plus he's not a private person in any aspect of his life. The idea that he could finger bang some broad in Bergdorf Goodman and it not being widely known and gossiped about is preposterous. Which is why the literally have to manufacture bullsh*t. Trump is without a doubt, one of most honest and above board public/political figures this nation has ever seen. And I'm including George "I Cannot Tell a Lie" Washington and Honest Abraham Lincoln. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (XV/Pl) 171
People know the exact date when people close to them die, They know the date when they suffer a traumatic injury.
And they know exactly the date when they are raped. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (qrzX6) 172
Ace Freely has a brother who goes by his first initials, I. P.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice "Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ) 173
Talking about the first name letter reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried's bit about The Land of the Three Name People
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (gu0hJ) 174
Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (DwqWV) Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated' Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+) 175
@165 saw it. You really have to invest yourself in that movie. Maybe it was Julie Christie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (gu0hJ) 176
I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No) As a result of my custom airbrush work, I've developed contacts at Maxwell AFB which houses the Air Force historical center. If you'd like me to nose around and see what kind of documents exist, I'd be happy to do it. My email's in my nic. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (iNUL3) 177
How are you and First Lady doing lately? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (HlyYF) We're still pretty day to day with all the recent happenings with the First Daughter, but First Lady DID get an all clear from her mammogram earlier in the week, so she's extremely happy about that. Give the wife a hug from us. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1) 178
the Supreme Court will not be retrying the case looking into evidence; the judge made legal errors during trial which impacted the outcome of the case; I have a good feelign about this !
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (xG4kz) 180
Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity.
Posted by: tcn in AK These are the same people that swear that Trump is a pedophile and that is why he didn't want the Epstein files coming out because - drumroll - it would show he was with underage girls on Epstein Island. Never mind that this is huge lie from a group where actual pedophiles are abundant. Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (oiNtH) 181
i am not sure about this but i think there were bergdorf employees from that time who were going to testify that there was a male side bergdorf and a female side bergdorf and if a man came into the female side he would always be accompanied by an employee. judge wouldn't let them testify
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (CWTWj) 182
And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K) Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in. Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR) Definitely don't sit down with them if misspell the name of the city twice. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+) 183
Also don’t play pool or golf for money with anyone whose first name is a state.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (S+xAM) 184
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160 TJM saw your David Lean vid. Excellent. His three movies in a row , Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia and Dr Zhivago is the best three movies in a row vid any director Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (gu0hJ) ===== Well, thank you. You should see where I rank Doctor Zhivago, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (rJ5No) It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd) 185
"Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ) I thought Seymore Buttz wrote that one. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1) 186
If Carroll provided a date , Trump could have provided his whereabouts exactly on that date. That's why she didn't and why it should have been immediately dismissed. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg ================ IIRC, she couldn't even provide a year. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (XJ22o) 187
Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) Add in that he is a child rapist as well - since his name is in the Epstein files. Libtards around here can't shout this claim loud enough. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws) 188
Judges really are the "insurrection" happening in our country. And they're basically untouchable.
Posted by: Sharpie at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (NvU4T) 189
Never trust anyone who has an initial as their first name. ___________ "Right you are." - T. Woodrow Wilson Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (HdYcL) 190
"Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all " Not to mention also felon on 34 counts of something nobody can actually explain. Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (GUOwU) 191
"Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ) I thought Seymore Buttz wrote that one. Posted by: Sponge I think he was a co-author. They were brothers. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ) 192
176 As a result of my custom airbrush work, I've developed contacts at Maxwell AFB which houses the Air Force historical center.
If you'd like me to nose around and see what kind of documents exist, I'd be happy to do it. My email's in my nic. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM (iNUL3) ===== He's got an entry on HonorStates. First Lieutenant. 29th Bomber Group, Very Heavy, 6th Bomber Squadron MIA. A Purple Heart. Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) 193
@186
>>IIRC, she couldn't even provide a year. The only time frame was sometime in the early/mid-90's. Seriously, that's it. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (XV/Pl) 194
All part of Democrats plan to corrupt the judiciary and judicial process. Not only will those in opposition to Democrats face corrupt judges, but they will be subject to the biases of juries filled with people whose measure isn’t the law, but politics.
Trump was simply “patient zero”. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (TylIK) 195
We need several more Trump-only laws, such as
-- Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, except Trump, who is always guilty. -- Presidents can do stuff -- except Trump, who shouldn't be allowed to do stuff. -- Usually, cOmmander-in-Chief can control the military -- except Trump, because Orange Man Bad. Only in this way can we save humankind. Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (Av6i5) 196
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (mkw2N)
Exactly! Cornyn is sending around campaign flyers that have a photo of him with Trump and Trump smiling really big as if that made Cornyn Trump's best buddy and a loyal supporter. Let's be honest, Trump would take the exact same picture with Hakeem Jeffries in a heartbeat. He'd probably post something on Truth Social about having been nice to Jeffries who was such a loser he needed affirmation from just anybody, but he'd still take the picture. He takes photos with *everybody*. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (lFFaq) 197
And never play cards with anyone whose first name is the same as a city. (I'm ashamed to say I stole that from Teen Wolf.)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 01:39 PM (XvL8K) Dang. That is why I don't get invites to sit in. Posted by: "Terra Haut" Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR) That's why I just go with Diogenes. Posted by: Formerly known as Puyallup Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (2WIwB) 198
We know already how the 3 leftoids will rule. Bingo!
Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (y171U) 199
184 It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd) ====== What if EVERYTHING was below Brief Encounter? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) 200
172 "Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ) "Blood on the Hurdle" by Won Hung Lo. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (iXqHn) 201
Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) If the MIA is in relation to the loss of an aircraft, yes. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (iNUL3) 202
Definitely don't sit down with them if misspell the name of the city twice.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (8avO+) I couldn't think of a more boring name that would be identifiable. No one can pronounce "Scio" and "Marshfield" sound almost legitimate. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR) 203
Note that she didn't specify 1990s or 1890s.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (Av6i5) 204
199 184 It's going to be below "Brief Encounter", isn't it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd) ====== What if EVERYTHING was below Brief Encounter? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) You would cement your reputation as a troll.... But I'd be sad if Lawrence of Arabia isn't #1 or 2. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd) 205
There were 3 million “Epstein files” released. So there are literally millions of people in these “files”. Anyone who was moderately wealthy and/or famous in the 205-2020 era is probably mentioned.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (S+xAM) 206
speaking of software getting worse ... Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes Don't get me started on their recent and substantial price increases. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xG4kz) 207
Lefty casino and timeshare mogul Stephen Cloobeck, who once called Swalwell his “little brother” and poured over $1 million into his failed campaign for California governor, was arrested in Los Angeles on Tuesday on a felony charge of attempting to prevent or dissuade a witness from testifying.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo) 208
201 Is a Purple Heart a standard award for MIA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) If the MIA is in relation to the loss of an aircraft, yes. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (iNUL3) ====== Interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No) 209
15 (For those who don't know, Reid Hoffman is the LinkedIn guy)
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (iXqHn) Bill Gates was on the MSFT board pushing the purchase of LinkedIn. Funny how his name is also on "the list". Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (N39Ws) 210
204 You would cement your reputation as a troll....
But I'd be sad if Lawrence of Arabia isn't #1 or 2. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd) ====== I've never denied it! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv) 212
Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+) I know you’re being facetious, but “adjudicated” is a legal term of art used to signify that a matter has reached a final legal conclusion, with all appeals exhausted. People don’t get to pick their own meanings for words like that. (Even though Affirmative Action Jackson sure tries) Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (AnnNE) 213
Interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No) You get a Purple Heart when you're killed in action, too. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (iNUL3) 214
Nate Erskine-Smith, a former Canadian Minister of Housing, Infrastructure, and Communities who served under both Prime Ministers Justin Trudeau and Mark Carney, was supposed to be a shoo-in for the nomination for a by-election in Ontario for the left-wing Liberal Party.
Instead, the open-borders advocate got beaten by a Bangladeshi immigrant pizza shop owner — and he’s complaining about ID issues while voting. Whoa, pal, getting into a bit of denialism there, aren’t you? Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (RHGPo) 215
103 Just a reminder that trump is an adjudicated rapist.
This is libel per se, stating as fact that he has been convicted of the violent felony of rape. Yet so many brainwashed progtards believe this to their very core. Posted by: Tired of all of it at May 13, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/) George Stephanopolus (Mr. ABC News) says hello! Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (y171U) 216
Yeah, it's preposterous that someone can be found guilty of libel for proclaiming their innocence against libelous charges.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D) 217
speaking of software getting worse ...
Adobe suite has very recently made TERRIBLE changes Don't get me started on their recent and substantial price increases. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:47 PM (xG4kz) Adobe flat out sucks. I don't use their products, but being in IT, I get the distinct pleasure (punishment) of supporting it, license renewals (which is a nightmare all on it's own). Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws) 218
every time he denies this floridly insane woman's preposterous story, it's a fresh defamation claim
I'm right here. Posted by: Double Jeopardy at May 13, 2026 01:50 PM (/yD24) 219
Try to file a slip and fall case without a date of occurrence. Dismissed immediately.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (qrzX6) 220
Exactly! Cornyn is sending around campaign flyers that have a photo of him with Trump and Trump smiling really big as if that made Cornyn Trump's best buddy and a loyal supporter.
-- I saw a headline his big splash announcement was a bill to name a highway in TX after Trump. AYFKM? What a washed-up, out-of-touch duffus. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (MtSIY) 221
, she couldn't even provide a year. The only time frame was sometime in the early/mid-90's. Seriously, that's it. Posted by: Thomas Bender How about framing it like this: "Was it before or after the lubrication plumbing for your cooter dried up permanently?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (xG4kz) 222
This is a news bulletin Puff has been bathed We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (HdYcL) 223
I think that Lean's early Dickens stuff in Britain was better than his later epics.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ) 224
Interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (rJ5No) There will be an MACR (Missing Aircrew Report) with a file number attached to it - that's the best place to start if you want to find out what is known. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (iNUL3) 225
We're still pretty day to day with all the recent happenings with the First Daughter, but First Lady DID get an all clear from her mammogram earlier in the week, so she's extremely happy about that.
Give the wife a hug from us. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:43 PM Can do! You do the same please. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (HlyYF) 226
Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."
Posted by: Orson at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (dIske) 227
iirc, Carroll originally named an exact year for her psychodrama. Then she bragged about the outfit she was wearing at the time, and it was discovered that outfit was not created till a year or two later.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (vbXSk) 228
re 190: i think derschowitz said he sat through the whole trial and still didn't know what trump was guilty of, but the judge apparently told the jury they could convict trump of falsifying records as a felony if they thought he was guilty of doing it to hide some election related crime for which he was not actually tried much less convicted
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (CWTWj) 229
Puff has been bathed
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Did he dry off by shaking all over you? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ) 230
The Border Patrol Union is endorsing Cornyn.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (qrzX6) 231
Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+) I know you’re being facetious, but “adjudicated” is a legal term of art used to signify that a matter has reached a final legal conclusion, with all appeals exhausted. People don’t get to pick their own meanings for words like that. (Even though Affirmative Action Jackson sure tries) Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 01:49 PM (AnnNE) Reddit standards are lower. He used that term instead of convicted for a reason. Or even 'is a' Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv) 233
They said it was illegal for Trump to "investigate" someone who might run for president. These people are just assholes.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (QV+TG) 234
Only in this way can we save humankind. Posted by: zombie ============= lol! That list could go on. There are 3 branches of government: the legislative, the judicial, and moar legislative and judicial. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (XJ22o) 235
I did not realize how huge Lake Tahoe is.
"Tahoe is the 17th deepest lake in the world, and the sixth deepest in average depth. It is about 22 mi (35 km) long and 12 mi (19 km) wide and has 72 mi (116 km) of shoreline" Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (vbXSk) Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 13, 2026 01:53 PM (8wxWr) 237
@77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ) 238
Did he dry off by shaking all over you? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ) ___________ She. Yes. Boys are polite enough to shake when you're at their head or tail. Girls wait until you're at their side before going into action. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (HdYcL) 239
Oh and let's not forget that the "defamation" of Carroll was:
1) Trump refused to admit he raped her 2) Trump refused to agree she was pretty and sexy, just the kind of woman he would rape. Seriously. That was the finding. Because part of his defense that he didn't rape her, commenting on the allegations, included saying mean things about her. Like, she was ugly and crazy. That he wouldn't fuck her with Ace's dick. Or something like that. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (MtSIY) 240
@77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ) *Microsoft enters the chat* *Google, from the top rope, flattens Microsoft* Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (dK+Kv) 241
Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."
Posted by: Orson My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (2Ez/1) 243
Practiced law in NYS for over 25 years and I've never seen appeals at the state level take this long to be decided. The judges realize that the decision made by the trial judges are shit but are terrified of the backlash if they make a pro Trump decision
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (gu0hJ) 244
224 There will be an MACR (Missing Aircrew Report) with a file number attached to it - that's the best place to start if you want to find out what is known.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:51 PM (iNUL3) ====== I found an entry here: http://www.29bg.com Says it was his...first mission. That's sad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (70cb5) 246
My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 01:54 PM (XMwZJ) Did they develop autocorrect? Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (qrzX6) 247
My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ) My great grandfather was named Adolf. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1) 248
Seems like the state of NY has plenty of money to waste trying to "get' Trump. Of course they don't care. He should sue them from Florida for harassment, he can get a fair trial there.
Posted by: Case at May 13, 2026 01:57 PM (NWIIQ) 249
i think derschowitz said he sat through the whole trial and still didn't know what trump was guilty of, but the judge apparently told the jury they could convict trump of falsifying records as a felony if they thought he was guilty of doing it to hide some election related crime for which he was not actually tried much less convicted
--- I liked the Venn Diagram Jury Charge: some of you can pick the crime from this bucket, some from that and others from another--just so long as there's a 12-member overlap of all agreeing he did a crime. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (MtSIY) Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (S+xAM) 251
>>Oh and let's not forget that the "defamation" of Carroll was:
1) Trump refused to admit he raped her 2) Trump refused to agree she was pretty and sexy, just the kind of woman he would rape. He's guilty of not taking her Rape Fantasy serious enough. Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (xkXS7) 252
He was the navigator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No) 253
241 Pretty sure if my folks named my Adolph, I'd be doing the "first initial trick."
Posted by: Orson My Dad actually knew an old farmer named "Adolf." He went by the full name, too. Probably born before Schickelgruber was a thing. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ) I have a great uncle who was named Adolph (Persson but was known as Pearson). Came over to the USA from Sweden in early 1900s. Always went by Ad. Became a farmer when he settled in upstate NY, but was also an inventor. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws) 254
Is this about me?
Posted by: The meat tenderizer at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1) 255
AI slop is invading that platform. Not as fast as FB, but gaining fast.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (N39Ws) 256
I largely stopped paying attention to my LinkedIn account when everyone tried to turn it into Facebook and started bitching about political shit 24/7.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1) 257
So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.
Posted by: Heroq 50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon? Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5) 258
One of the engineers I work with has the bad habit of redlining and commenting on drawings using Adobe. Looks like a third grader got a hold of his laptop.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (UjdFS) 259
John Devlin
@Devlinside123 No woman EVER was raped and fifteen years later voluntarily announces to the world her rapist’s tv show was her favorite. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (NpAcC) 260
(Donald Trump...) Wanna see my picture with the Big Guy (Trump...) Wanna flood the zone with 'em (you know why)...(Yeah) (Trump...) Wanna see my smilin face Standin' next to my fav Big Guy! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (HdYcL) 262
He was the navigator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No) Howie was the navigator. Buddy went mad. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1) 263
> Did they develop autocorrect?
Hilariously, Apple's autocorrect has gotten worse since they started cramming AI into everything. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (mkw2N) 264
> LinkedIn is laying off 5% of its workforce.
--------- Does that mean I'll get 5% less email spam from them? Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1) 265
Did E. Jean Carroll install a second door in her home so that she could escape Don should he ever return to ravish her once more?
Did she tell her beach friends about it? Do we have a brain scan showing a ghostly image of Don's penis lodged forevermore in her cerebellum? I need to know these details to assess the veracity of her claims. Posted by: Burt Kavenaugahyde at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Y6K7e) 266
262 He was the navigator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (rJ5No) Howie was the navigator. Buddy went mad. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1) ===== I like to think my dad's namesake hung tough, but he wasn't Howie! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (rJ5No) 267
Says it was his...first mission. That's sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No) It really is. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (iNUL3) 268
207 Lefty casino and timeshare mogul Stephen Cloobeck, who once called Swalwell his “little brother” and poured over $1 million into his failed campaign for California governor, was arrested in Los Angeles on Tuesday on a felony charge of attempting to prevent or dissuade a witness from testifying.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:48 PM (RHGPo) ----- Timeshare mogul huh? Yeah I'm sure he's a super scrupulous and honest businessman and all-around good person in life. lol jk I rank that industry somewhere below selling arms to African warlords. Fuck that asshole. Posted by: ballistic at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (oqH4h) 269
17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (S+xAM) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1) 271
240 @77 -- My experience with Adobe...they are the worst software developer in the universe, including any conceivable alternate universe that exists now, or in the past, or in the future.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent ======= One of the subscription model of software. And I am glad that Canva is eroding their market share. I use third party pdf editors and readers and GIMP myself rather than any tainted Adobe products. They can roll over and die. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (QV+TG) 273
>>>Hilariously, Apple's autocorrect has gotten worse since they started cramming AI into everything.
Everyone's has. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (dK+Kv) 274
267 Says it was his...first mission. That's sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:56 PM (rJ5No) It really is. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (iNUL3) ===== Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after? All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info. Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) 275
So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.
Posted by: Heroq 50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon? Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5) 50 acres maybe? But I think if you are a responsible data center owner you should be looking to add enough power taps on your own to not take any from the peeps around. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+) 276
192 He's got an entry on HonorStates. First Lieutenant. 29th Bomber Group, Very Heavy, 6th Bomber Squadron MIA. A Purple Heart.
horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:46 PM (rJ5No) Check Facebook too. Do a search on 29th Bomber Group. They have links for many WW2 military groups. Posted by: Joemarine at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (y171U) 277
73 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner ========= Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit......... There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv) I would point out that while not a slander case, the Goldman family (the waiter guy) was able to obtain a massive civil judgement against OJ even though the jury found him innocent of the underlying charge of murder. I don't recall the Brown family suing for some reason. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (QGaXH) 278
Depends on what your definition of 'adjudicated'
Posted by: Oldcat Bob Uecker: Heywood is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monty? Monty: Doesn't really say it here. Bob Uecker: Well, he should be. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (XvL8K) 279
Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after?
All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info. Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) Crash on takeoff or landing? Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+) 280
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>> iirc, Carroll originally named an exact year for her psychodrama. The closest she ever came to pinning down the time frame was late 95/early 96. Seriously, that’s it, Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (q7Il9) 281
I have a Galaxy S24+. It used to connect to my car via Bluetooth flawlessly. A few months ago, Samsung updated the Bluetooth stack. Now I have to go several clicks into the details screen of the Bluetooth connection and toggle the calls and audio settings on and off in a specific way EVERY TIME I START THE CAR.
Yes, my car is older. It's a 2011. But this used to just work. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (mkw2N) 282
I don't understand this but then I've understanding nothing for the last several decades.
"Organizers of the annual Whole Earth Festival at UC Davis have apologized for a drum circle that took place during their recent event, labeling the activity "cultural appropriation." "Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities. "Longtime attendees and students expressed disbelief at the apology, arguing drums are universal to all human cultures. Many pointed out the unofficial drum circle has been a beloved tradition for decades, often serving as the most inclusive and "magical" part of the weekend. " Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7) 283
Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) I'm confused.......Your dad died in WW11? How are you only in your pre-29's? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) 284
I can eat 50 acres.
-- future Utah data center Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ) 285
In more topical news:
Governor McMaster is calling a special session to redistrict in South Carolina. I think the legislation to redistrict in a special session called by the governor would only need bare majorities to pass (the thing voted on yesterday was about adding it to the existing session which required super majorities). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (KgJTD) 287
I don't understand this but then I've understanding nothing for the last several decades. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks =============== I read that story too and had to laugh. It tells you everything except WHAT HAPPENED. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (xG4kz) 289
Most of the crew died on the same day, but some seem to have survived for a few days after?
All listed as KIA there, so conflicts with the HonorStates info. Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) There's one aircrew in particular in the 6th/29th which had several fliers captured and executed by the Japanese. It may be that one. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (iNUL3) 290
270 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)
How are you doing? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1) Sponge - Doing good. Getting acclimated to the maintenance medications they put me on. Bloodwork is good - Signatera DNA scans for the cancer have all been negative. CT scan coming up then I can get my port removed. How is the First Lady and you? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (N39Ws) 291
"Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7) lol Morons. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (dK+Kv) 292
"17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq" 16,000 enforce DEI for the other 1500 Posted by: Ripley at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (GUOwU) 293
re 248: apparently also for bailing out nyc
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (CWTWj) 294
279 Crash on takeoff or landing?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (8avO+) ====== He is apparently listed on a tablet in Honolulu for missing in action, so I assume it was while on mission and nothing to do with the American landing strip. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (rJ5No) 295
Doing some quick, open sourced sleuthing, I see a man of my dad's name who is listed as having died in 1945 in Tokyo, Japan.
I never doubted the WWII bomber part, but the 50th mission thing always felt like embellishment. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (rJ5No) I found someone with my last name when we were at the Okinawa Peace Memorial. The weird part is, I know my great-uncle bombed the island in his B-24, and the only thing he said about it was that he was glad he was "up here" and not "down there." So "down there" was probably a distant relative that wound up dying. Posted by: pookysgirl, pointing out the obvious at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (Wt5PA) 296
I think Adolph is still a workable name. Adolph Coors never saw any negative feedback.
Now it may be a problem if your last named is Hickford or Hitcher or Licker ..... Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (qrzX6) 297
Bob Uecker: Heywood is a convicted felon, isn't he, Monty?
Monty: Doesn't really say it here. Bob Uecker: Well, he should be. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:02 PM (XvL8K) The only funny parts of that movie were the banter in the announcers' booth. Posted by: Unpopular opinion, probably at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (TbWk/) 298
283 Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) I'm confused.......Your dad died in WW11? How are you only in your pre-29's? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) ===== The man my dad was named after. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No) 299
Still..didn't think I'd be figuring out some family history when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ5No) I'll admit I love helping people with this. My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3) 300
277 73 9 What can the Supreme Court do in this case ? Serious question ?
Posted by: runner ========= Throw out the jury verdict as Ace notes, the alleged predicate offense (rape) was NOT proven to be true by the jury, so a he said, she said, would risk any person claiming to be innocent (and thus the other person is lying) to be targeted for a slander and/or a libel suit......... There are also serious due process violations and other shenanigans involved in this case that appellate courts have ignored because Orangeman Bad. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv) In his supreme court petition, Trump raised three issues, all about the rules of evidence. He's not raising any these big-picture issues. Posted by: Bergdorf's Rapewear Collection at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Y6K7e) 301
I think the legislation to redistrict in a special session called by the governor would only need bare majorities to pass (the thing voted on yesterday was about adding it to the existing session which required super majorities). Posted by: TheJamesMadison ============= That's what I read. The idiots held out, and the deal got altered. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XJ22o) 302
17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:00 PM (S+xAM) I was told once to sign in to Linked In by work. The only messages or contacts I ever got were about my sister, who had been dead for 5 years. Not the sort of links I usually go for. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (8avO+) 303
Well they trained AI using Reddit so I don't know what anybody expected the results to be other than what we're seeing
Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XLfSN) 304
50 sq mile? For ref, including parking, the Pentagon is roughly 0.16 sq miles. You want me to believe someone is constructing a facility 300x the size of the Pentagon?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2026 01:59 PM (diia5) I was incorrect. It’s 62 sq miles. Not 50. That is the footprint being proposed. You want that in your county? I sure as fuck don’t. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (S+xAM) 305
How is the First Lady and you? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (N39Ws) Still mostly day to day. Still trying to get ourselves to the point of moving. As mentioned up thread, she did get a clean bill of health from her mammogram earlier this week, so she's happy about that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1) 306
289 There's one aircrew in particular in the 6th/29th which had several fliers captured and executed by the Japanese. It may be that one.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:04 PM (iNUL3) ===== I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (dK+Kv) 308
So called AI data centers are the biggest tech bubble ever.
When true AI is invented, it will laugh at us. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS) 309
281 I have a Galaxy S24+. It used to connect to my car via Bluetooth flawlessly. A few months ago, Samsung updated the Bluetooth stack. Now I have to go several clicks into the details screen of the Bluetooth connection and toggle the calls and audio settings on and off in a specific way EVERY TIME I START THE CAR.
Yes, my car is older. It's a 2011. But this used to just work. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (mkw2N) I'll listen to music from my phone (S24+ like yours) connected to my 2014 Chevy truck. The audio stream stutters like you said - EVERY TIME I START IT. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws) 310
Data center in Utah:
https://tinyurl.com/mpa2curh Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (2Ez/1) 311
Could WWIII through WWIX have been squeezed out of our timeline when they executed those experiments over at CERN? What does 11han Omar know that we do not know? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (xG4kz) 312
269 17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? It’s a website that doesn’t really sell anything other than job ads. It should not take more than a few hundred people to run it.
Posted by: Heroq ========== Someone has to bring in Indians nepots for the jobs. Microsux is run now by Indian IT guys and it shows as they lurch from one crisis to the next while being bloated and full of security holes and fails including their critical Azure cloud network. This is probably the last time I will even have ONE windows computer (I have a couple in the basement (Windows XP SP3, and Windows 7) with expensive and rare stat programs and math programs that I don't want to repurchase). Windows 12 is not even going to be considered. I dislike Apple but will end up with their Mac Mini or an older Macbook of the Intel or early M1 vintage simply so I can do my taxes on it. Too big a pain to get tax programs to work right now on Linux under WINE. Although I might spend the downtime trying to do this before next tax season. The risk is it might throw some real world errors in the mix. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv) 313
Do we have a brain scan showing a ghostly image of Don's penis lodged forevermore in her cerebellum?
Cerebellum? No. Hippocampus? Yes. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (XMwZJ) 314
"Organizers of the annual Whole Earth Festival at UC Davis have apologized for a drum circle that took place during their recent event, labeling the activity "cultural appropriation."
"Despite the festival’s 50-year history as a celebration of environmental sustainability and wellness, staff claimed the drumming caused "harm" to Indigenous communities. "Longtime attendees and students expressed disbelief at the apology, arguing drums are universal to all human cultures. Many pointed out the unofficial drum circle has been a beloved tradition for decades, often serving as the most inclusive and "magical" part of the weekend. " Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7) We finally found the drum circle's weakness!!! Posted by: pookysgirl, rejoicing greatly at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA) 315
The man my dad was named after. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No) Ah....I missed that part, or my brain scrambled it. Carry on. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1) 316
299 I'll admit I love helping people with this.
My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3) ====== If I can ever get my dad on the phone again, I'll have to ask him what he knows. He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (rJ5No) 317
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Still mostly day to day. Still trying to get ourselves to the point of moving. As mentioned up thread, she did get a clean bill of health from her mammogram earlier this week, so she's happy about that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1) Great news! Moving? To Texas? Hopefully not any blue areas. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (N39Ws) 318
I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No) I wouldn't want to be captured by them today. Posted by: Hentai and Babymetal Scare Me at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (Y6K7e) 319
Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.
I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj) 320
I'll admit I love helping people with this.
My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3) I wrote in and got my great-great grandpa's records from the Civil War. Turned out his battery was a pretty active and famous one. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (8avO+) 321
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That's what I read. The idiots held out, and the deal got altered. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (XJ22o) ==== Several of them will still end up getting primaried out. It was a high profile betrayal, but they have to wait about 2 years. fingers crossed Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (rJ5No) 322
I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Louis Mountbatten didn't want any Japanese at his funeral because of the appalling treatment they meted out to POWs. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ) 323
17,500 people work at LinkedIn. The fuck do they all do? That sounds very much like pre-Elon Twitter. Lotsa deadwood to excise in there, I'd bet. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:08 PM (xG4kz) 324
I wouldn't want to be captured by the Japanese in WWII.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (rJ5No) Imperial Japan was asshoe. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 02:08 PM (xcxpd) 325
He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Tell him you need to talk to him about his car's extended warranty. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ) 326
325 He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Tell him you need to talk to him about his car's extended warranty. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ) ==== Reverse mortgages don't work on the olds anymore? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:09 PM (rJ5No) 327
Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.
I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj) The max mission thing and how it kept changing was a running joke in the book Catch 22. That was in the ETO. Things might have been different in the Pacific where you could have very short missions and the B29s which would be super long by comparison. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (8avO+) 328
Great news! Moving? To Texas? Hopefully not any blue areas. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (N39Ws) Already in Texas, just moving to some of the First Lady's family land in the country. Living in an old trailer house, then hopefully putting some sort of home on the acreage in the next couple years. Cancer has her wanting to get back to her roots and us living off the land a lot more to get clean from store bought shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) 329
In his supreme court petition, Trump raised three issues, all about the rules of evidence. He's not raising any these big-picture issues.
Posted by: Bergdorf's Rapewear Collection You are correct. I just scanned it. It appears that his petition rests heavily on presidential immunity possibly from the fear that a broader based challenge would be treated as standard claims already rejected by lower federal courts. The limits of presidential immunity, however, have not been considered much by lower federal courts nor state court systems. They simply rejected them. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv) 330
The project will be built on 40,000 acres in unincorporated Box Elder County, where every private landowner has agreed to the use of their land; and on an additional 1,200 acres that include a section of the Utah Test and Training Range (UTTR), which is a Department of Defense site, and property owned by the Utah Trust Lands Administration.
— 52,000 acres of data center. What could go wrong? Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (S+xAM) 331
If I can ever get my dad on the phone again, I'll have to ask him what he knows.
He recently retired and has become...difficult to get on the phone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (rJ5No) One of my life's sincere highlights was talking with the man who was my grandfather's co-pilot that morning. We spent hours on the phone, and I learned so much about my grandfather. Not just as a pilot, but as a 23 year-old man in the middle of his war. It was striking because I was 23 the first time I went downrange, too. It's impossible not to make comparisons. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3) 332
"Lunatic Fantasist E. Jean Carroll" has a ring to it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e) 333
Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (xG4kz) 334
The due process claims come from trial errors in allowing evidence in.
E.g. Whether the trial court erred in admitting the "Access Hollywood" tape and testimony from other accusers. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv) 335
319 Possibly willowed and not critical, but the "50th mission" part (apart from what you've found as his "first mission") I don't think applies to B-29 crews. I should know but don't remember. Think it was fewer than 50.
I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj) === I've heard conflicting things over the years when I've looked at the story here and there. Still, it does seem like it was his first and only mission. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ5No) 336
> So if someone wanted to put a 50 sq mile data center in your backyard you’d be ok with it? That’s what is happening in Utah right now.
I honestly don't understand the complaint. The new data center site is a seasonal livestock grazing area. It's cooling system is a closed loop, so it doesn't take a continuous water feed. The site will produce its own power, so there's no grid drain. It's supposed to generate $30 million in new revenues annually for the locals immediately, and that could go up. What's the problem? Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (mkw2N) 337
Execution by the Japanese was actually not the worst fate for downed pilots. Don't even want to type what some were subjected to (before death). Forget the survival rate of Allied POWs in Japanese captivity, but it was the worst in WWII, pretty much matching that of Soviet POWs in German hands.
Meanwhile a significant number of German POWs immigrated to the US and Canada after the war, many of them marrying locals. Remember kids, *all* cultures are exactly equal and the same. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (U/Byj) 338
52,000 acres of data center.
What could go wrong? Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (S+xAM) --- It's a good start. Posted by: Darkseid at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (Fi81e) 339
I know my sister's late FIL did 50 B-26 missions in the ETO. I have his flight logbook in which he kept diary notes and details on each mission. Fifty total. Pretty sure he kept the book in his personal stuff in his quarters, though I think it was still against the rules to keep even summary records like that.
Posted by: rhomboid ________ Was there different number of mission requirements for twin engines? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (XvL8K) 340
331 One of my life's sincere highlights was talking with the man who was my grandfather's co-pilot that morning. We spent hours on the phone, and I learned so much about my grandfather. Not just as a pilot, but as a 23 year-old man in the middle of his war.
It was striking because I was 23 the first time I went downrange, too. It's impossible not to make comparisons. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (iNUL3) ====== That sounds wonderful. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (rJ5No) 341
308 So called AI data centers are the biggest tech bubble ever.
When true AI is invented, it will laugh at us. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (UjdFS) If true AI ever emerges it will be like AM from the Harlan Ellison story. Posted by: LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (TbWk/) 342
Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot We'll know for sure when he sends Lamont the Big Dummy in to wrestle with the crow a la Jim Fowler. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ) 343
Just askin' here ... is Ace going all Marlin Perkins on us with this crows' obsession?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (xG4kz) It's hobocraft. He's gonna eat them. Posted by: Danger Here at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Y6K7e) 344
My dad's dad flew into Normandy during the invasion (C-47 driver, towing/dropping the 101st). This kind of stuff is super important to me. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:05 PM (iNUL3) I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1) 345
Judges really are the "insurrection" happening in our country. And they're basically untouchable.
Posted by: Sharpie Yes indeed. The latest black robed asswipe who apologized to the would be assassin at the Correspondent's Dinner needs a serious beat down. Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2026 02:14 PM (oiNtH) 346
How come all the serious thinkers refuse to acknowledge that
1) golf courses still use far more water than data centers 2) modular nuclear reactors--set to go online in days--will easily power all of these. 10X+. but go ahead, fear monger, sell clicks, I guess ..... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (MtSIY) 347
Although I might spend the downtime trying to do this before next tax season. The risk is it might throw some real world errors in the mix.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv) You could consider an external drive with those programs and a partition on another system with windows on it for when you have to use those programs. Less space. Or a bootable external drive. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (8avO+) 348
Still, it does seem like it was his first and only mission.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:11 PM (rJ5No) I'm not certain of that. Every aircraft lost by the entire BG shows mission count as 1. I'm assuming it's 1 mission that day. I find it difficult to believe every aircraft lost was lost on their first mission and that every aircrew that survived their first mission went on to survive every other mission. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3) 349
> 52,000 acres of data center.
What could go wrong? Yes, what could go wrong? I'm really asking. What's the problem? It's a really big building complex. And? Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N) 350
Both of my parents were in the Army Air Corps. My Dad was a meteorologist and my Mom was a flight nurse.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (77rzZ) 351
I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1) That's the service my grandfather was in. The USAF didn't appear until around 1949 or so. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3) 352
348 I'm not certain of that.
Every aircraft lost by the entire BG shows mission count as 1. I'm assuming it's 1 mission that day. I find it difficult to believe every aircraft lost was lost on their first mission and that every aircrew that survived their first mission went on to survive every other mission. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3) ====== Well, that provides some more avenues for thought... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (rJ5No) 353
Governor McMaster is calling a special session to redistrict in South Carolina.
I think the legislation to redistrict in a special session called by the governor would only need bare majorities to pass (the thing voted on yesterday was about adding it to the existing session which required super majorities). Posted by: TheJamesMadison He had to. SC has no state budget approved. The House caucus refused to do it to force a special session. Once a special session starts, the Governor cannot limit the topics on the session. Found that out yesterday from reading the laws of SC. So the stupid senators outed themselves as anti trump for nothing. The vote was 29-17 in favor of redistricting in the Senate but required the full supermajority to do it. McMasters decided to make lemonade out of lemons where he had no real choice anyway. Probably to get a chit on future POTUS actions. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (E4rtv) 354
Am hoping to do a little multimedia thing about my sister's late FIL's missions in Europe. I've actually found a few of his specific targets (mostly bridges that are still there).
Washington Nearsider is a great resource for WWII records etc. I haven't yet done much on my project, but imagine I'll be consulting him again when I do. BTW, for those who visted the Smithsonian Air & Space museum (original one, on the Mall) over the last 30+ years, the forward B-26 fuselage section displayed in the WWII room, from "Flak Bait", was his plane. Three pilots flew her, as I recall. He was the first and did all 50 missions in that plane. Kind of interesting. Not sure if it's still on display, haven't been to that museum in decades. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (U/Byj) 355
I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1) Air Force started post war in 1947. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+) 356
And my FiL flew in bombers.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ) 357
There's a new one up. Massie.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ) 358
NOOD - something about polls
Posted by: the lower depths at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (Dg7ng) 359
351 I'm told my grandfather was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force, but I don't have any details on any of his service.
Posted by: Sponge Army records had a disastrous fire in St. Louis in the late 60's that destroyed the bulk of older service records. No such problem with Navy/Marines but Army and Air Force were affected severely on records. Folks that relied on those records for retirement, especially reservists on points, had to recreate their service records by using microfiche etc. I helped one vet do that as I was familiar with microfiche from grad research at the time plus military orders. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv) 360
Biff, I just don't know. One of many indefensible gaps in basic WWII facts/memory. I recall mission requirements were raised in the ETO at one point (imagine getting *that* announcement!).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (U/Byj) 361
Well, that provides some more avenues for thought...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (rJ5No) Maxwell has squadron histories. You can request them (narrowed to certain dates) if you like. The more precise you can word your request, obviously the better data you'll get back. But you can almost definitely end up with his official logbook, or at least the mission reports bearing his name. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (iNUL3) 362
If true AI ever emerges it will be like AM from the Harlan Ellison story.
Posted by: LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU ....... I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (UjdFS) 363
That's the service my grandfather was in. The USAF didn't appear until around 1949 or so. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:15 PM (iNUL3) I seem to remember my uncle saying he had some documents, but I've never seen anything. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) 364
whig it's really exquisite justice and irony that the SC GOP senators who blocked the redistricting session did it for naught, while looking like the idiotic losers they are.
Rare in politix any more. Something to savor a bit. Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:20 PM (U/Byj) 365
Once you turn your back on God, a bit of false witness and calumny is no big deal. Right up to the time you have to face Jesus and find out about eternity.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 01:37 PM (DwqWV) --- There is no weight on atheists to get anything right. Every discussion is a can to be kicked down the road unless they have a personal interest in it. In the last couple of years I have run up against the unresolved sloppiness of net--and even published--atheists, and have had to forge a more empirically based resolution myself. For example, what makes religious people so dumb? Well, it's believing in impossible things, right? What makes Marxism not an atheist's problem--it's a religion!! (Despite that they don't call themselves a-religionists), and if religions do not contain a belief in a god or Gods, they could easily be a member of any "religion". The Shekhinah/weight/glory of God seems to be a factor in how much shit you're willing to shovel. Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e) 366
Just sort of related:
power companies love oil fields. Those pump jacks are drawing a constant, heavy loads--sending money to the power companies. But sure--data centers stole our 'lectricity!!! Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 02:20 PM (MtSIY) 367
328 Cancer has her wanting to get back to her roots and us living off the land a lot more to get clean from store bought shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) I am so glad you all are healthy. Going through this certainly changes one's perspectives on a lot of things. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:21 PM (N39Ws) 368
Biff, I just don't know. One of many indefensible gaps in basic WWII facts/memory.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 13, 2026 02:19 PM (U/Byj) --- I'll tell you the biggest gap: what happened between WW #1 and WW #11?!!!!! Posted by: Axeman at May 13, 2026 02:22 PM (Fi81e) 369
I seem to remember my uncle saying he had some documents, but I've never seen anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) Maxwell might be an exceptional resource for you, as well. Some units kept more detailed records than others, of course, but in many, many cases, there are treasure troves of data out there for the nosy and curious. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (iNUL3) 370
Well, that provides some more avenues for thought... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 02:16 PM (rJ5No) Your mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives? Posted by: Goldarn Mr. Madison at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/) 371
You could consider an external drive with those programs and a partition on another system with windows on it for when you have to use those programs. Less space. Or a bootable external drive.
Posted by: Oldcat ========= I was going to build a container system rather than dual booting which I currently do. But that plan went under with the current elevated costs for building a specced out computer. Been building them since the 90's about every 3-5 years or so. I rarely use the Windows partition but keep it for my wife who uses Windows and Microsoft Office at work. I use it for taxes only. But using a linux docker (or other) container system would allow me to decommission some really old computers that I keep simply for Stata, SPSS, some qualititative stat software, graphing software, and Mathcad for projects. Current expenses for them are way too high as I no longer qualify for faculty/student discounts. Was learning R for projects but as I retired, no real reason to relearn the wheel if I want to do a quick and dirty stat analysis of some data. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv) 372
370 Your mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives?
Posted by: Goldarn Mr. Madison at May 13, 2026 02:23 PM (TbWk/) God darnit, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 02:26 PM (N39Ws) 373
while looking like the idiotic losers they are.
Rare in politix any more. Something to savor a bit. Posted by: rhomboid I think politicians in general have gotten dumber over time. That is part of the problem with rotten boroughs, fake elections, and safe seats, they no longer look to please constituents; only their donors and themselves. As bad for those in GOP districts as it is for inner city minorities. Our leaders simply do not care by and large for their constituents. Cloud people in other words versus dirt people. Most of us are dirt people. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv) 374
LinkedIn has gotten much, much worse since Hoffman sold it. It turns out malevolent liberal billionaires still make a better product than one million H1Bs with a typewriter. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG) Try finding out what the subscription amount is for a paid membership. Basically, it's the Pelosi Standard where "you have to subscribe to find out how much it costs". Plus, if your account gets locked because you tried to access it with a new phone, you have to send them a fucking photo of your ID. And when you try to do the verification, it goes into an endless loop and still never lets you in. Just went through this earlier this week I rather suspect that there's no way to delete your account either. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 02:29 PM (y9nCu) 375
The Shekhinah/weight/glory of God seems to be a factor in how much shit you're willing to shovel.
Posted by: Axeman I am not interested in arguing anymore with people that argue dishonestly. I did it professionally for years, don't have to do it anymore now I am retired. They can go straight to hell as far as I am concerned if they reject the message of salvation. They get that one chance from me, if they desire no Logos and peace in their life, it is on them, not me. Shake the dust off and move on. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:30 PM (E4rtv) 376
172 Ace Freely has a brother who goes by his first initials, I. P.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice "Under the Grandstand," by I. C. Butts. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ) All this talk of abbreviated names.....*small tear drops* ------John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 02:33 PM (g8Ew8) 377
I rather suspect that there's no way to delete your account either.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur My guess is legally they have to let you delete your account but like Fakebook, they simply put it in deep storage to be reactivated if you stumble or run across their tracking icons buried on websites. Stinked In along with other social media is all about tracking you so data can be sold about you to everyone. I have a paid service that does nothing other than kill data on me via databroker acquisitions. And the number of databrokers is proliferating so much that every couple of days, there are new whack a mole databrokers that need to be thwacked with removal requests. Upside, I rarely get any spam calls nowadays. Getting ready to go medieval on spam email by moving mission critical emails to another service and nuking the one I have used for decades now. Considered several years ramping up an old computer to run my own mail server but really don't want the security hassle of doing it. Aliases make that less appealing now as well. Simply use throwaway email aliases on all the stupid forms required to create accounts and channel all those sold emails to the trash heap. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 02:36 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 02:48 PM (954tc) 379
Late. Not tired of winning.
Posted by: connected and litigious at May 13, 2026 02:51 PM (cS1cw) 380
Hoffman remains on the Microsoft BOD since he sold LinkedIn to them. As such, he still touches the product.
So I can still hate it for his taint. Posted by: Black JEM at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (GZYu7) 381
My dad does this. Hates his first name. Goes by his middle name, but he still acknowledges that he has a first name with the first initial.
My dad went by his middle name because his first name was Dwayne. His middle name was Arlo, so you can decide if it was an improvement. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 02:54 PM (psX8/) 382
NYC is the anteroom to hell.
Posted by: TJ jackson at May 13, 2026 07:20 PM (bXvrr) Tennessee Strips Democrat Racial Insurrectionists of Their Committee SeatsSean DavisThey want a civil war. The Republican speaker of Tennessee's House of Representatives on Tuesday stripped Democratic lawmakers of all committee assignments as punishment for their role in boisterous protests during last week's special session on redistricting. The leftwing media -- which told us that some people milling through Congress was an insurrection that threatened the republic -- calls Democrat legislators' attempt to shut down the legislature by letting their activist goons menace the Republican majority "boisterous." Boisterous. Not a threat, not an insurrection. Just Democrats will be Democrats. No big deal. ... The House floor vote in Nashville was met with raucous protests by activists yelling from the balcony of the visitors' gallery and from Black lawmakers who stood at the front of the chamber linking arms in prayer as protesters sounded air horns and chanted slogans against the new map.Not threatening. Not "racially charged." "Raucous." ... In a letter to Tennessee's House Democratic leader Karen Camper, the speaker, Cameron Sexton, said House Democrats were being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as discipline for "instigating and encouraging" disruptions and "disorder on the House floor" during last Thursday's vote. As examples, he cited lawmakers for "interlocking arms in the well of the House", for "blocking aisles on the House floor" and for using "prohibited props and noisemakers." Of the 99 seats in the Tennessee House, Republicans hold 75 and Democrats 24. At least one House Democrat, Representative Justin Jones, posted online a copy of the individual letter he received serving notice of his committee and subcommittee removals, referring any questions to Camper. "This is the same pattern of racial discrimination and authoritarian abuse we have come to expect," Jones, who is Black and represents Nashville, said on social media.Goodbye, Malcolm Gay Sex.
Tennessee State Representative Justin Pearson (D-Memphis) was accused of using "race baiting" in his campaign advertisement announcing the relaunch of his campaign for the Democratic nomination for the 9th Congressional District, where first launched his campaign to unseat U.S. Representative Steve Cohen (D-TN-09) before the Governor Bill Lee signed the newly redrawn districts into law. As part of the redistricting legislation, candidates must refile or file a notice that they no longer intend to run by Friday. In his video, Pearson confirmed he intends to run in the same district, despite most analysts saying it now leans overwhelmingly Republican. "Today, we re-launch our campaign to take on billionaires and the political status quo. Whether you live in the new TN-09, the old TN-09, or anywhere that our systems have failed you, I'm running for Congress for all of US," wrote Pearson in a post to social media. Pearson described the redistricting as "immoral and wrong" in his advertisement, before claiming Tennessee's redrawn congressional districts, "are racist tools of white supremacy," enacted "at the behest of the most white supremacist in the United States of America, Donald J. Trump."It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine. It's called Spike Lee Syndrome. Crow updates: The crow continues visiting. Have you ever had eggs freeze in the refrigerator? I had two freeze so I broke them open and put them out for the crow. He loved them. There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what. Maybe a pigeon -- I see them being pretty territorial with the other birds. One pigeon just sits his fat ass down in the feeding tray to claim ownership of the seeds and nuts. I went out on the deck while the crow was eating the last of the egg and tossed him some of the cinnamon cereal I gave him on the first day of attempting to befriend him. He didn't fly away, he just ate the cereal. Still no gifts. Oh, I don't know if the crow caller works at all. It doesn't sound too much like a crow to me. Just a raspy honking kazoo, really. It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine. What really seems to attract the crow is the smell of meat or egg. How are you? Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Uno!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3) 2
first ?
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3) 3
Are you calling the crow "Jim"?
Posted by: some Tennessee democrat with nowt better to do at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (gKWVE) 4
Primo!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (GD0B3) 5
five ish
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (CWTWj) 6
There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what
== *shakes head the crow killed the little bird Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Jonah G at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (QV+TG) 8
He sounds like my boy child.
"Are these consequences, daddy?" Yeah, little bear. These are consequences. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (iNUL3) 9
dear GOP, take note, THAT is how you respond to terroristic threats from the left....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (578V/) 10
Are you going to Crowborough Fair?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 12:12 PM (Cqx++) 11
Strip of committee assignments? How about stripped of office?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (c232c) 12
Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (YwEeS) 13
Shame about the committee assignments. Can't a guy throw a fit in a sentate hearing and chicken dance at graduation anymore?
Crows are smart. My uncles lived on opposite sides of our little town and shared a crow. He'd fly back and forth between Charlie's house and Glen's when he felt like a change of scene. This went on for years. Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o) 14
Crows are very smart. Too smart...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (GD0B3) 15
@pvtjokerus
BREAKING: Eric Swalwell buddy billionaire Stephen Cloobeck has been arrested on felony charges for attempting to keep a witness from testifying. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (gKWVE) 16
Mostly peaceful arson
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (dxtDq) 17
It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape.
You misspelled 'a hobo's gonasyphilitis-infected dong.' But I'll overlook it this time. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (iNUL3) 18
Karen Carpenter >>>>>>>>>> Karen Camper
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ) 19
9 dear GOP, take note, THAT is how you respond to terroristic threats from the left....
___ Sorry, that's not who we are. Posted by: GOP Cucks of South Carolina at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (qUkBO) 20
Stuff like this makes me feel like a civil war or partition of the US is inevitable. Not because I want either one, but I just don’t see where else this level of animosity and tribalism goes.
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma, and it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter? The protests at the Capitol were inspiring, but the response from our leaders was painful to watch. I keep writing my representatives, even though they don’t acknowledge me. My hope now is that history will eventually show how wrong this moment was. The worst part is they are so openly hostile that if you tell them that after they've had a couple of glasses of wine they'll tell you how they really feel and it isn't pretty. The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz) 21
*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird Posted by: runner ====== They do that. Seen parent sparrows attacking a crow with their youngun gripped in the crow's claws flying away with it. Nature is pretty cruel with predators and victim species. The victim species breed faster and that makes the predators necessary to prevent explosions of the victims. Mess with one of the other side of the equation, unintended consequences happen in the ecology. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv) 22
Crows are cool as long as you don’t fuck around with them, because if they ever feel slighted they NEVER forget
And not only do they never forget they go and tell their friends what an asshole you were, next thing you know there’s a murder of crows following you around ready to shit on your car after you just got a wash and wax Don’t ask me how I know this Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/) 23
George Floyd protests were just boisterous.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (7v6oI) 24
"crows possess remarkable cognitive abilities, including problem-solving, tool use, and even understanding complex concepts like recursion and counting. Their intelligence is often compared to that of primates, showcasing their advanced mental skills..."
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (GD0B3) 25
These activists get into and disrupt these meetings in a very specific way - they are invited by democrats who are fully aware of what they plan to do. Seriously - the dem lawmakers put them on the admittance list and help them get through security.
Make the lawmakers fully responsible for the behavior of their guests. Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (c232c) 26
12 Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2026 That is flat disgusting. This is willful ignorance. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (OoFl2) 27
Have you ever had eggs freeze in the refrigerator?
I have. The carton somehow worked its way toward the back of the fridge and fairly close to the air vent from the freezer. Posted by: All the 30 something chicks are freezing their eggs now too at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (TbWk/) 28
Willowed:
Archimedes, Here is a story about Japanese naval rail gun trials. https://tinyurl.com/Rail-Gun-Naval-news Thanks. I note they don't describe the specific materials used, which duh, but still, I'd like to know. *frowny face* Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t) 29
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw Cars --> Car A Crow on the Orient Express. Posted by: Another Anon at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (4h45B) 30
I don't blame the Dems in Tenn... After all they are Jim Crowing their black representative out of office.. Oh wait.... Their black rep is a white Jew... But he's the right type of white and the right type of Jew.... When those icky Republicans take the seat it will most likely be a black woman.... But she's the wrong kind of black and the wrong kind of woman...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (yKHCV) 31
sparrows are a nuisance and are not native to this continent
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (GD0B3) 32
Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts." Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you. "I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.) Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5) 33
How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz) Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (iNUL3) 34
Hamas was just boisterous on Oct 7
The New York Times I really wish I'd been there for the Barbarossa shenanigans. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t) 35
Ace, bluejays are in the corvid family, along with crows, ravens and magpies. They are naturally opportunistic feeders and baby birds are certainly on their menu. A crow will eat anything except another crow. Much like the Chinese.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (c232c) 37
Nature is pretty cruel with predators and victim species. The victim species breed faster and that makes the predators necessary to prevent explosions of the victims. Mess with one of the other side of the equation, unintended consequences happen in the ecology.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv) Nature is red in tooth and claw. Kids don't watch enough predator episodes of National Geographic anymore. Posted by: It ain't no Disney cartoon at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (TbWk/) 38
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma
... and my kids don't call and won't let me see me in my squalid house covered in red stains and hidden liquor bottles Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (gKWVE) 39
Oh, dead bird. Sad. Could it have been a cat?
I read the link. And from ace's post... "At least one House Democrat, Representative Justin Jones, posted online a copy of the individual letter he received serving notice of his committee and subcommittee removals, referring any questions to Camper. "This is the same pattern of racial discrimination and authoritarian abuse we have come to expect," Jones, who is Black and represents Nashville, said on social media." I wonder if this asshole has ever been banned from restaurants, employment, education, bars, travel or anything fun. Unlike this shithead - I have. And I'm going to throw it into people screaming racism forever. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b) 40
*won't let my grandkids see me
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (gKWVE) 41
29 Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw Cars --> Car Posted by: Another Anon Aliens --> Alien. Wait. Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5) 42
Bataan nature walk...
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (dxtDq) 43
The leftwing media -- which told us that some people milling through Congress was an insurrection that threatened the republic -- calls Democrat legislators' attempt to shut down the legislature by letting their activist goons menace the Republican majority "boisterous."
---------- Arrests, prosecutions, waterboarding, and imprisonments for domestic terrorism ... or it didn't happen. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (7Wb7n) 44
And not only do they never forget they go and tell their friends what an asshole you were, next thing you know there’s a murder of crows following you around ready to shit on your car after you just got a wash and wax
Don’t ask me how I know this Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/) ---------- Sounds like a Hitchcock movie. Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (G0vdT) 45
The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz) Tell me you don't know the rebels were Democrats without telling me you don't know the rebels were Democrats. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (iNUL3) 46
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history. --- They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats Posted by: Josephistan at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (EvkmH) 47
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma, and it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions ====== What your voices proclaim and what you want is objectively evil. Why should normal people listen to others that propose doing evil things. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (E4rtv) 48
32 Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts." Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you. "I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.) Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5) Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep. Posted by: It's a token of respect. Gory gory respect. at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/) 49
*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird Posted by: runner That's barbaric, man! No, seriously, it's wrong and, and such a waste. If I were a crow, and had access to other birds' unguarded young chicks, why, there's all sorts of possibilities... Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (JCZqz) 50
Next session the dems will all wear diapers, and on command, all shit their diapers at the same time, in protest.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (c232c) 51
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill
Acceptable, your terms are Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (Av6i5) 53
>>>*shakes head
the crow killed the little bird let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle) Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle) 56
Copperhead Democrats never went extinct.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (dxtDq) 57
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5) A Crow on the Orient Express. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (iNUL3) 58
We could heat half of Siberia with the warmth of joy generated from reading the despondency of the Retardos of Redditt.
LOLGF, losers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (MtSIY) 59
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
and this is why i almost exclusively avoid that place. there's 3 or 4 subs i visit because somehow they've managed to keep overt politics out of it. somehow. but i'm waiting for the commie fucksticks to ruin that as well, because you can't ever be left in peace to think of anything NOT related to them Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (578V/) 60
The One Commandment was a total flop. Not even Heston could save it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ) 61
let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
There is a complete lack of penguins and ostriches in NoVa. Did you think that was by happenstance? Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t) 62
New York Times - Holdomor diet camps.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (dxtDq) 63
Do not setting fires and attacking law enforcement constitute... (*lends ear to whispering flunky*)... insurrection? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (HdYcL) 64
They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (EvkmH Yeah but in a big game of red Rover, they all switched sides. 1972, I believe. 🤣 Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (OoFl2) 65
33 How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions Now do everyone who has ever voted Republican in any blue state. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung Those messages are from r/TheBulwark, so they probably wouldn't see the issue lol. ----- They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats Posted by: Josephistan But, but, that was before the parties switched!!! Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (JCZqz) 66
I've got a great idea for a new sitcom entitled "Malcolm In The MIddle Of Gay Sex" starring Eric Swallowswell, Adam Schitt, Hakeem Jeffries, Spartacus Booker, James Talerico, Chuck U. Schumer, Ed Buck, and dozens of dead black teenaged boys buried under floorboards.
It'll be To Die For! Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (7Wb7n) Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t) 68
I’m a white liberal, wine‑drinking Nashville grandma,
I could not possibly give less of a fuck after you telling me this. Posted by: The worst AWFL is an old AWFL at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/) 69
let's not jump to conclusions, the only bird I've seen being aggressive and territorial is a pigeon who chases other birds off the food.
Posted by: ace The battles between the gulls and the pigeons on the grinder by the chow-hall at San Diego boot camp were epic. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ) 70
you have pigeons?!?! shoot the things
unless they are tagged. I actually get trained pigeons now and again. Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (j+aD2) 71
Obsolete farm tools go wild.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 12:22 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (7Wb7n) 73
FINALLY we have Republicans willing to fight back.
When was the last time the GOP House Speaker stripped committee assignments from a Democrat? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (4KUe5) 74
48 32 Ace:
"I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder....Still no gifts." Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you. "I like how this guy is giving me food. I'll curry his favor by giving him some food." (Goes off and kills some newbprn chick, brings it to you.) Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5) Like a cat dropping a dead mouse on your doorstep. Posted by: It's a token of respect. Gory gory respect. at May 13, 2026 12:18 PM (TbWk/) Back in the day, my cat did dead baby moles. That was the last cat I had who was ever an outdoor cat, b/c she didn't stop til she'd killed the whole little of the pregnant mole hiding under the deck of our neighbor...then she moved on to birds. You know it's a cat if it's bloodless. At least my little black cat (who wasn't more than 6.5 lbs) had the whole "break their neck" thing with the mouth down pat... Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL) 75
little = litter. damn fingers
Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (tOcjL) 76
it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California. Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (1uJ2S) 77
@55
>>huh. i hope not. Crows are opportunistic and omnivorous, if they can fit it down their gullet, down it goes. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (XV/Pl) 78
58 We could heat half of Siberia with the warmth of joy generated from reading the despondency of the Retardos of Redditt.
LOLGF, losers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice We may achieve cold fusion if Dems don't retake the House in the midterms lol. Here in Iowa, they are VERY excited at their chances to win the governorship. If they fail, the meltdown will rival Chernobyl. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (JCZqz) 79
76 it breaks my heart to see what Republican politicians are doing to this state. How can they tell so many of us our voices and concerns simply don’t matter?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you above me being a Conservative in California. Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:23 PM (1uJ2S) Amen Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (yKHCV) 80
I see crows regularly chase hawks at the nearby park. They try to harass the bald eagles, but the eagles ignore them.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (4KUe5) 81
@0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC Aww, she'll have to write her panty-dropping fantasy fanfics on AO3 like the rest of us plebs. She needs to be counter sued. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (gKWVE) 82
Do da, do da.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (wvc0i) 83
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5) One Thing I Hate About You The Fighting Temptation A Fist With One Dollar For One Dollar More The Magnificent One Posted by: Close enough at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (TbWk/) 84
The swans in our backyard cygnets are hatching. But crows are just as nice.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (wBaIH) 85
Feed a crow KABOOM! and he'll pout about it the rest of his life. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (Y8DZL) 86
sparrows are a nuisance and are not native to this continent
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:16 PM (GD0B3) african or european? seriously, it's like i don't know you guys anymore..... Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (578V/) 87
They/them said, not realizing the southern elite were all Democrats
Posted by: Josephistan ======== Also poor history. A lot of the Southern planter aristocracy was wiped out by the war either directly or via finances--big plantations were often taken over by rich Northerners (aka carpet baggers) by tax sales, owing debts but losing their collateral which were slaves, and other strategies. Same for scalawags. Not saying it was not justified but the ACW ruined Southern aristocratic planter class in general to the extent it became a cliche. The current crop of Southern GOP types arose from corporations in the 1950's and 1960's and defense/government spending boom from the 1940s to 1970's. During the Reconstruction, a lot of history was made and it was not pretty in the defeated South. Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union. As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv) 88
"It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine."
The "gangsta" rappers did the same thing. They were all rapping about how badass they are, waving guns and gang signs around, often getting into fights (and then hiding behind bodyguards), and being hypersentive about being "dissed." Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (dxtDq) 90
@88
>>Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick. Except Biggie Smalls, he was the real deal. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (XV/Pl) 91
the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3) It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores. Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (k9OZB) 92
I saw the Weedy Little Black Shrimpdick Manlets open for the Divine Comedy at Shepherd's Bush Empire in '90.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (7Wb7n) 93
birding reminds me of when I kept fish in aquariums
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much? Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2) 94
81 @0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (yKHCV) 95
Our Prince was granted dominion over this world. You've not heard the last of us!
Posted by: The DNC at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Pu/zx) 96
Bo Derek was hot in that 70s movie, One.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (J4Dwc) 97
Are there no smoking signs?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (+Vmst) 98
Soft bigotry of low expectations. That may be the most intelligent phase Dubya ever uttered. Its nearly insane how many black folks think that low level assualt is perfectly socially acceptable; but decades of LBJs policy to destroy poorer families (and LBJ was aiming at blacks) and then pretend 'caring' liberals telling schools and LEO they can't punish black youths for 'minor level crime' and here we are.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (PV+Zw) 99
O/T: Supreme Court overturns Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions; orders new trial
This is the lawyer from a very prestigious family in SC that was convicted of killing his wife and son. He's one shady dude, to say the least. https://tinyurl.com/2sk5kzz4 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (qBdHI) 100
. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz) Not the slavery itself though, huh? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:27 PM (QV+TG) 101
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5) One Thing I Hate About You The Fighting Temptation A Fist With One Dollar For One Dollar More The Magnificent One Posted by: Close enough at May 13, 2026 12:24 PM (TbWk/) Star War Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (578V/) 102
Speaking of assholes . . .
Mississippi's governor cancels special session for redistricting; other southern states slow-roll changes Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (ndZc7) 103
Things were great in this country until Bush assassinated JFK and Nixon re-established slavery. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL) 104
"included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement."
That is true insurrection not a minor and peaceful protest that happened on J6 where the only violence was corrupt immigrant police killing and attacking peaceful protestors. I hope Tennessee bring charges and give all the democraps the J6 treatment to the treacherous donks. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (xvV+O) 105
91 the crow killed the little bird
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3) It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it. Damn things are carnivores. Posted by: hobbitopoly ======= They are simply smaller scaled flying dinosaurs for the modern era. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv) 106
A whiff of grapeshot would stop this.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (Ta2SI) 107
93 birding reminds me of when I kept fish in aquariums
you just get used to the deaths. the many, awful deaths who knows what happened to that baby! try not to think about it I do get mad at the dogs - they will kill baby birds and then just leave them around. it's annoying. possibly they wanted the eggs and were pissed they had grown up too much? Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at May 13, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2) Nah, it's the hunt. It's the play time. They don't want the killed animals for food. The food you feed them is better. My cat never once touched a single thing she killed to eat. They just got left on our front porch as presents she would purr about and then show us before walking in. Posted by: Nova Local at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (tOcjL) 108
Whoever invents a surgery to remove my black half forever without it killing me can have my immortal soul (since I wouldn't be able to pay the over six figures that it would cost).
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (uEmCf) 109
What do you expect? Birds are dinosaurs.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:28 PM (wvc0i) 110
Remember when the Karens, wine-drinking grandmas, and panicans were all assured Drumpf was going to lose Iowa bigly in 2024?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (gKWVE) 111
94 81 @0hour1
Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money Posted by: It's me donna Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women! Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (1uJ2S) 113
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB) 115
I looked outside the patio and there was a bird flopping around. And Snowflake is there.
My first thought is to out the bird out of its' misery. But the cat was kind of in the middle of that. And if I didn't look, this was going down one way or another. There was half a bird the next day. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b) 116
I love my new adopted home state of TN! Finally left New England 2 years ago - Covid threw my patience over the edge with all the Karens and Darrens up there. Best decision evah - much cheaper to live here.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (np2zX) 117
The "gangsta" rappers did the same thing. They were all rapping about how badass they are, waving guns and gang signs around, often getting into fights (and then hiding behind bodyguards), and being hypersentive about being "dissed."
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/) It's how the Democrats continued blackface without anyone even realizing it. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (QV+TG) 118
Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Ta2SI) 119
Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers?
------------ My understanding is that Big Penguin is in the process of Unionizing them. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (7Wb7n) 120
Crows are a major threat to bald eagle nests and chicks. They will spy an unguarded nest and attack the eggs before the eagles have a chance to chase them away. Even with bald eagle's superior eye sight - they can spot a rabbit 3 miles away, and hunting abilities - grip of 400 PSI, they still lose eggs to crows.
Posted by: runner, naturalist at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Oy/m2) 122
Maybe T Rex had wings and they didn't have bones in them.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (+Vmst) 123
Redwing black birds are very aggressive during breeding season. I have been attacked several times while walking by a ditch where they nest — once, the little b@stard few right into the back of my head (body slam!). Other times they dive and then flap their wings against my head, it’s freaky. They attack dogs, other birds, anything that gets too close.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (4KUe5) 124
Note well GA and NC:
They will react the same when you move to redistrict. None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill. Ever. So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what. Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you. Your choice. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (MtSIY) 125
Mississippi's governor cancels special session for redistricting; other southern states slow-roll changes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ======= Backdoor chamber of commerce threats on investments and business deals is my guess. The corporations want divided government and don't like threats of unrest from the blacks that will be affected by eliminating the rotten majority minority boroughs. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv) 126
Queer Stalin.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (+Vmst) 127
Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:30 PM (Ta2SI) Isn't he? - Ukrainian rent boys Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:31 PM (iNUL3) 128
NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (RHGPo) 129
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Appeals court has blocked $83 million to E. Jean Carroll May 13, 2026 · 3:30 PM UTC I hope that freakish liar never sees a dime of that money Posted by: It's me donna Oh God, I'm having flashbacks of the Patriarchy winning! My hippocampus!!! Believe all women! Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at May 13, 2026 12:29 PM (JCZqz) Bearing False Witness is, in my mind, one of the greatest sins. Because it undermines the very foundations of trust that any peaceful society needs in order to remain peaceful. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (Ta2SI) 130
113 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge I believe in you. Now quit screwing around and get back in the game! Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL) 131
Dial I for Crow
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (1uJ2S) 132
Herr Oberststurmfuhrer Keir Starmer
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (dxtDq) 133
Maybe the dead baby bird WAS a gift, from the crow to you.
huh. i hope not. Posted by: ace at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle) ****** You're creating a "cereal" killer! Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (NpAcC) 134
Afternoon Ace.
That Pearson yutz looks like a Key and Peele version of what a modern black radical is supposed to be. He's a theater kid Marxist like Mamdani, the Seattle mayor etc, etc , etc Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (gu0hJ) 135
Redwing blackbirds are a nuisance to toupee wearing individuals.
Posted by: runner, naturalist at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo) 137
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026 Be better, black community. Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown. Be better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1) 138
Then we realize they were all fake and gay and liked the taste of babyoiled dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/) This is about me right? Posted by: Eazy E at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (S+xAM) 139
Great Expectation
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ) 140
Bo Derek was hot in that 70s movie, One.
I remember the One where Leonidas yells, "This is Sparta!" Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (T7fic) Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (qBdHI) 142
You Get Eggroll
The First Hour The House With a Clock in its Wall One Ghost The First Floor Miracle on 1st Street A Wedding and a Funeral Posted by: YOU BEEN HERE ONE HOUR! at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/) 143
Why are there no children's bartending books?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Kt19C) 144
For whom the bell crow.
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (wvc0i) 145
Ace's crow outreach program seems to follow a template similar to one used by cavemen (or hill people) used to domesticate wolves.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (cWLG3) 146
They want a civil war.
Yup. They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it. Stay vigilant. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB) 147
This all started with Womyn's Suffrage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (+Vmst) 148
128 NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD If it's videos of this wife and Harvey Weinstein it's cruel and unusual punishment. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (Y8DZL) 149
We have a bluebird house (remodeled by The Wifey when we moved in 13 years ago to look similar to our actual home) in front of our front porch swing, and it's been a prolific spring -- four couples & broods thus far (seemingly different, but it's difficult to tell) building nests, laying eggs, feeding the hatchlings, et. al.
Wifey has, but I never have, gotten to see a fledgling fly away before, but now that I'm finally retired, hope to #Soon. Nature is REALLY amazing ... human nature? Not so much ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (7Wb7n) 150
🚨 JUST NOW: CIA whistleblower confirms under oath that Dr. Anthony Fauci "INJECTED" himself into the intelligence community when they were about to confirm that COVID came from the Wuhan Lab
Then it "changed." Imagine that. "He injected himself into the IC." "As of August [2021] the CIA was considering calling this a lab leak." "That changed [days later]." "We have no idea why that changed." Fauci interfered! It's clear as day. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (RHGPo) 151
110 Remember when the Karens, wine-drinking grandmas, and panicans were all assured Drumpf was going to lose Iowa bigly in 2024?
Posted by: gKWVE If you've forgotten, it's all condensed into one person in this classic pre/post 2024 election video: https://tinyurl.com/4wnp7tpb Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz) 152
137 Be better, black community.
Stop putting such trash on pedestals. Jessie Jackson was largely a clown. Al Sharpton is largely a clown. Justin Pearson is a clown. Be better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1) Hashtag NotMyPeople. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (uEmCf) 153
It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront. What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) 154
One Day in May
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ) 155
I used to have a cat that lived out front who left me gifts, but only leftovers.
https://www.pasteboard.co/s9P9qJ_7LZde.jpg Posted by: Famous Luthier at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Mx+TJ) 156
So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm) 157
Yeah but in a big game of red Rover, they all switched sides. 1972, I believe. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (OoFl2) Yet they still love FDR and hate Joe McCarthy and honor Robert Byrd. Then again they also claim Sanger only talked to the KKK about ridding the world of black people because she was being "political". Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (QV+TG) 158
NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
-- It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI) Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (4KUe5) Posted by: Sturmtoddler at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (578V/) 161
Fauci was pardoned by Biden. They are wasting time. Again. How about today's real problems.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (Kt19C) 163
124 Note well GA and NC:
They will react the same when you move to redistrict. None of your bullshit excuses and forbearance now will buy you a scintilla of goodwill. Ever. So, you can sacrifice your career for assholes who will hate you no matter what. Or you can save it by doing the will of those that vote for you. Your choice. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice There is a pattern, it is consistently the older, more established Country Club aka Bush era types that are stalling in the legislatures. They really want to return to that era. These are the type that have become fat, lazy, and wealthy in over the years by brokering deals, particularly real estate and industrial development and don't want that affected. They don't care about their fellow citizens nor how they have to live. They consider those beneath their perceived social class as trash and don't really care how their poor governance affects them. Socialize the costs, privatize the gains. Seen it over and over again in Southern politics and while this generation of Southern politicians are not the Southern Democrats of old, they simply took over and adopted the same methods absent the racialist Democrat ethos. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (E4rtv) 164
Could be a Rook.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (+Vmst) 165
[iBREAKING: Notice has just been given to Democrats in the Tennessee House that all members of the Democrat Caucus are being removed from all standing committees and subcommittees as a result of their behavior in the statehouse during the redistricting debates last week, which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement.
The left has told me over and over again that the protestors killed on J6 deserved it because other people there did things like...push cops. By J6 standards, TN got just have called out the NG and shot any and all rioters... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm) 166
Greetings.
Posted by: Grayman27 at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (AvoqE) 167
One Bride for One Brother
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (PSEDc) 168
Appeals court blocks $83 million to E. Jean Carroll amid Trump appeal Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo) OVERRULED! Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (Zz0t1) 169
They want a civil war.
Yup. They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it. Stay vigilant. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB) -------------- From several years ago and singed into my mind [h/t Mark Andrew Edwards:] "They hate you and they want you dead. Buy more ammo ..." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (7Wb7n) 170
128 NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD You know you're either terrible with money, or so obscenely rich you don't care, when you buy porn when it's readily available for free. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (JCZqz) 171
Apollo 1.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:36 PM (T7fic) 172
Preemptive pardon to protect him from future prosecutions. So, what are they doing ??
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (GD0B3) 173
Not a crow, but I did watch a regular nondescript bird (bigger than a sparrow, smaller than a robin) sit down on one of the perches on my hummingbird feeder and take a nice long drink while the hummers flitted around like they were pissed off. I elected no to intervene ad the situation resolved. Big birds like sweets too I guesss.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (I0N4X) Posted by: 11han 0mar at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1) 175
It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine.
So cruel, Ace. Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (wtvvX) 176
Hole
Toy Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (PSEDc) 177
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
His little rant ended, but he forgot to say "please clap". It was dead silent. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t) 178
Or a Raven.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (+Vmst) 179
153 I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf) 180
It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger./i]
MA just had some guy walking down one of their busiest roads shooting at cars. The shooter had been arrested in 2021 for attempting to murder a cop and was already out to now try to kill commuters. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm) 181
Nature is REALLY amazing ... human nature? Not so much ...
Posted by: ShainS ======= How are you feeling. Sorry to hear of your snake bite issue yesterday. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (E4rtv) 182
I confess I'm too lazy or distracted to work out what the Carroll lawsuit was about. Was it that she sued him for defamation for denying he raped her? Sounds very obscure. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (HdYcL) Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (Oy/m2) Posted by: Really reaching here... at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/) 185
Yup.
They want an excuse to dial up the violence. And if they don't get one, they will invent it. Stay Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB) Corrected for the common good. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (Zz0t1) 186
156 So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm) --- You mean the obviously AI-generated videos? Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king? Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (cWLG3) 187
Crows are smart. And they will follow you. And they communicate information to future generations. Let it come to you. It will or will not happen. Sometimes a big factor is proximity, - where they nest and have babies.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (D1E+2) 188
The Godbachelor
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (QV+TG) 189
Why would Fucky need a pardon? What did he do?
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:38 PM (+Vmst) 190
Jason and the Argonaut
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ) 191
The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf) 192
Obama was the high water mark for our dark skinned friends, politically.
They just don't have the clout anymore. No one cares about them, least of all Democrats. Posted by: MJ at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (XOmY9) 193
The Magnificent One
Ocean's One Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic) 194
The One Commandment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (ndZc7) 195
And, of course, A Dalmatian
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (T7fic) 196
The President's Man
One Day in Peking Little Woman The Voyage of Sinbad Of a Mouse and a Man The Grape of Wrath Posted by: goatexchange at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (xHuLt) 197
You mean the obviously AI-generated videos? Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
Well, they're Democrats, so YEAH. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t) 198
Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution.
The demand for radical action was prompted by the Virginia justices, including one appointed by then-Democratic governor Mark Warner, who found the Democratic effort unconstitutional. It does not matter that leading Democrats, including Gov. Abigail Spanberger, also believed that the Democrats could be found in violation of the state constitution in pushing forward with the controversial effort to virtually extinguished Republican representation in the purple state. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (RHGPo) 199
It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront. What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) __ The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/) 200
"It sounds like Jake Tapper after a night of drinking Zima and puffing on a vape with cum-flavored nicotine."
I just usually settle for Blueberry Lemon. But that's just me. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y) 201
2021: Only a racist liar would claim COVID came from the Wuhan lab
2022: Overwhelming evidence says COVID is naturally occurring 2023: Most evidence says COVID is naturally occurring 2024: So the lab leak theory is just a theory 2025: COVID? I don't recall a think called COVID do you? 2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm) 202
Attack of the One-Foot Woman.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (77rzZ) 203
They'll get beaten to death by the thugs in Da Hood if they don't appear hard enough. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf) Because boyz in da hood are always hard. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (HdYcL) 205
It's eye-watering how much the Democrat Party coddles, pampers, excuses and makes life easier for hardened criminals. Yet to their actual constituents...they give the middle finger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI) And the constituents shrug and re-elect them. I my city the roads are crumbling. Traffic has become a nightmare. Crime is increasing. Homelessness which used to be almost non-existent 5 years ago is now a thing. So of course the people revolted and kicked out all local Democrat politicians right? Of course not. Every single city council member along with the mayor was easily re-elected last year. Posted by: Eazy E at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (S+xAM) 206
The Shawshank Injustice
I don't think I'm doing this right, but honestly I don't get it. Was the person who invented this game engagement farming? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (QV+TG) 207
"How are you? Any luck for the other crow-recruitment officers?"
After thirty seven days in the tree with a feather boa and a box of THC gummies, the crows have finally begun to accept me as one of our own. The dominant female, who I have named Sojourner, has begun to preen my feathers and groom me in the evenings, as long as I provide the gummies. On day 15, I found ants in the gummies. The crows were indifferent to the ants, and demanded their daily pay. The ants formed a tiny jam band and left on Summer Tour. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (w/O5Q) 208
The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/) But, Eddie Murphy told me otherwise........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1) 209
So the left wants Pratt sanctioned for Deep Fakes?!? The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm) -------------- He's just revealing their policy's and its impact in a way everyone understands. Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (G0vdT) 210
191 The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf) You're one of us, for better or worse...Being a moron/ette is a badge of honor.. Or shame.... Depends on the day... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (yKHCV) 211
$7 million for a wheel of fortune? I'd say that about 90% of Lowell high school parents are Democrats, and this is what they get. From the CA Post:
San Francisco parent advocates are furious over what they call an “unvetted and illegal” ethnic studies course that was rammed through without meaningful input — citing divisive lesson plans like a “privilege wheel” that sorts student into an “oppressor/oppressed framework,” according to a legal warning sent to city leaders. The Friends of Lowell Foundation, which advocates for academic merit at San Francisco’s premier public magnet school Lowell High, blasted a year-long ethnic studies course just permanently adopted by San Francisco Unified School District — making it a requirement for ninth graders. The scathing letter accuses the San Francisco Board of Education and district leaders of quietly pushing a $7 million, required course for ninth graders called “Voices” that has largely been concealed from concerned parents. Posted by: beckster at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y) 212
I confess I'm too lazy or distracted to work out what the Carroll lawsuit was about. Was it that she sued him for defamation for denying he raped her? Sounds very obscure.
I think she sued because he didn't rape her. She wanted to be raped but he said "Nah! You're an ugly bitch!". So she sued. I think. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (Ta2SI) 213
2026: HANTAVIRUS WILL KILL US ALL Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm) Who is Nancy Pelosi going to tell me to hug THIS time? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (0GbUX) 215
One Year BC
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (dxtDq) 217
Do they really think people will believe he got Mayor Bass to wear clown makeup and Newsom to dress up like a king?
------ No they are just reframing something that is currently working against them. The best they can come up with is saying he's the REAL fake and liar. Sad but what choice do they have. Man's most potent weapon is ridicule. Or words to that effect. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (QV+TG) 218
A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
... Simple. Money is green. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo) 219
29 Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw Cars --> Car A Crow on the Orient Express. ISWYDT : -) Posted by: Admirale's Mate at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (/enuJ) 220
199 It's always these weedy little black shrimpdick manlets who turn ultra-hard-core racist, to show how "hard" they are. It's their way of attempting to appear masculine.
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront. What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) __ The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/) ---- It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3) 221
"They hate you and they want you dead. Buy more ammo ..."
Posted by: ShainS ===== I would actually argue learn to shoot your weapon under a variety of circumstances and know the law. Training is important to know when and how to shoot. Plus I would recommend people get training in first aid including treating shooting wounds and have supplies on hand. If ammo buying is getting in the way of that training and resources, then simply stockpiling more ammo means that someone will enjoy that stockpile but not the person buying it. The time is now to create a security plan for families that includes weather, geologic, power and water disruption, hardening your home's security, and creating bugout bags. And making sure everyone in the household knows their tasks. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv) 222
Boisterous. Like little children.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS) 223
if you're trying to attract Crow ...
---------- Whatever happened to Sheryl Crow? I remember she had a fling (and was briefly engaged to) Lance Armstrong? One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite: "Hello it's me, I'm not at home -- If you want to reach me, leave me alone! A change would do you good ..." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (7Wb7n) 224
I my city the roads are crumbling. Traffic has become a nightmare. Crime is increasing. Homelessness which used to be almost non-existent 5 years ago is now a thing.
In a town near mine someone noted on the town Farcebook page that there is now a homeless encampment near the local Walmart and asked how this could happen. She had a scold of Karen respond to her to leave those poor people alone. The question unanswered...why is their a homeless encampment...now. And the reason no one wants to talk about it is because the town's left-squish government is allowing it. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (HdYcL) 226
Stay away from rat shit and piss, and remain hanta virus free.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (+Vmst) 227
In important news (Little League baseball):
Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv) 228
Being a moron/ette is a badge of honor.. Or shame.... Depends on the day...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:41 PM (yKHCV) You are shamed if you say it's honor and honored if you say it's shame. It's very complicated. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (QV+TG) 229
Debbie Does
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (gu0hJ) 230
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
"Hopper" a zany animated pic about a Navy admiral who goes around handing out 300mm pieces of wire. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs) 231
I think my crow is mad at me for letting the bird bath dry up for a day.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (UjdFS) 232
Oceans 1
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (yKHCV) 233
Gunshots have been heard in the Philippine Senate building, Senate authorities said on Wednesday, where a senator wanted by the International Criminal Court has been holed up to resist arrest. [SNIP] Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos insisted the incident was not carried out by government personnel, but rather an apparent shootout between an unidentified armed group and Senate security personnel. Marcos said no government forces attempted to enter the Senate to arrest Senator Ronald Dela Rosa, a longtime ally of former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who evaded arrest by local investigative unit officers earlier this week.
... Marc Elias was unavailable for comment Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (y9nCu) 235
It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Pshaw. Next you'll tell me that stripper didn't really like me. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t) 236
I wonder if someone with a crow-friend got it to fancy wearing a little top hat, if that fashion-sense would be passed to future crow generations?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (cWLG3) 237
Oh my gosh- my noon class is full. Guess I should have actually learned a class instead of flying by the seat of my pants like I am about to do. Oops!
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (2N3ca) 238
Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution....
Elias wants no rules except that they win. I like those rules and think we should start playing by the same. THERE. ARE. NO. RULES. Be careful what you wish for you communist animal. Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Ta2SI) 239
Rep. Justin Pearson in 2016 vs 2026: pic.twitter.com/OssrJOZJbs
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2026 Seems there should be a black op (pun might be intended) that acquires this guy and drops him off in Niger to see how long he lasts. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Zz0t1) 240
Star War.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (+Vmst) 241
The Gun of Navarone.
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (Oy/m2) 242
Oh my gosh- my noon class is full. Guess I should have actually learned a class instead of flying by the seat of my pants like I am about to do. Oops!
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:44 PM (2N3ca) My advise to you is call them fat at every opportunity. Works for me, fat. Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 243
Destroy One Monster
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR) 245
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (dK+Kv)
Good line on any day Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (QV+TG) 246
It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3) ____________ Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (HdYcL) 247
A Tale of One City
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (yKHCV) 248
A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
I've never met a rich environmentalist that didn't love to live well. See also all the lefties paying $$$ to see Taylor Swift when she flies into their area or worse...FLYING to go see her aboard. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm) 249
191 The truth is, I want to be allowed to hate these fuckers as much as you do, without it getting thrown back in my face that they're "My People" and that I'm "Just Like Them".
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf) Don't ever let anyone tell you your skin tone requires you to hold reprehensible beliefs, blindly follow progtards, or act in a barbaric and antisocial manner. They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine. Posted by: A very much white guy at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/) 250
{i]...I gave him on the first day of attempting to befriend him. He didn't fly away, he just ate the cereal. Still no gifts. No gifts?!?! What are you talking about? I crap all over your yard. That's free fertilizer for you! No gifts...sheesh. You really know how to hurt a Corvus, buddy. Posted by: The Crow at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (iJfKG) 251
@212
>>I think. This stems from the lawsuit Carroll filed against Trump saying that him proclaiming his innocence after the first bulls*t verdict constituted slander. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (XV/Pl) 252
The baby bird might have been a gift, just sayin'.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (Vvh2V) 253
The left wants Pratt sanctioned for being effective.
Bass and Nithya whatever have pulled out of the next debate. When they can’t win, they change the rules. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (4KUe5) 254
Energy Secretary Chris Wright warned Wednesday that Iran is “frighteningly close” to developing weapons-grade enriched uranium.Speaking to lawmakers on the Senate Armed Services Committee, Wright stressed that Iran’s enriched uranium, which President Trump is deadset on confiscating, puts the regime just weeks away from the threshold needed to get a nuke.“They are a small number of weeks away to enrich that to weapons-grade uranium. There’s still a weaponization process that happens after that, but they’re quite close,” he told the Senate Armed Services Committee.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:46 PM (RHGPo) 255
And the constituents shrug and re-elect them.
Posted by: Eazy E ----- And you assume that ballots equal voters. There is a reason that voter fraud is rife in urban areas and that is from vote harvesting and outright cheating. That is what the rotten borough system has created. Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv) 256
It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
I have to say my brief career as a pizza delivery guy was way more boring then I thought. Even in the few cases where a female caller ordered a pie with extra pepperoni she just literally wanted more toppings on her pizza and was NOT wearing just a towel when I got there. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm) 257
It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3) ____________ Like, the women never have headaches or are too tired. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (HdYcL) And they're enthusiastically participating in the proceedings. Talk about setting unattainable expectations. Posted by: Totally unrealistic at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/) 258
Maybe a pigeon -- I see them being pretty territorial with the other birds. One pigeon just sits his fat ass down in the feeding tray to claim ownership of the seeds and nuts.
Pigeon is asshoe. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (T7fic) 260
Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos. Posted by: Chairborne! A lot of Brits are doing that. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iuYSs) 261
I always believed the myth that black men had big dicks, then needle dick assholes like this guy come to the forefront.
What you wanna bet he's got a trail of dead hookers in his wake somewhere. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1) __ The "blacks have big dicks" is a myth propagated by ... black men. Ask any ... ummm ... experienced girl and she'll say it's just a myth. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/) ---- It's like I have to explain that porn is not representative of the sexual experiences of the general population. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 12:43 PM (cWLG3) ______ Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/) 262
The Hitchcock classic: The Bird
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (qR48U) 263
260 Apropos of nothing, Why is Keir Starmer not called Queer Starmer? Would seem to fit.
I like that word apropos. Posted by: Chairborne! A lot of Brits are doing that. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iuYSs) ===== Can he just call the snap election, please? For the lulz. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (rJ5No) 264
Even in the few cases where a female caller ordered a pie with extra pepperoni she just literally wanted more toppings on her pizza and was NOT wearing just a towel when I got there.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm) Ah, there was your mistake. It's the ones who order extra sausage that are all freaky. Posted by: So I've heard. From pron. at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (TbWk/) 265
myth propagated by ... "
It's twu, it's twu! Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR) Wait a minute..... Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (QV+TG) 266
They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine.
For those who were wondering: "Chomo" is a derogatory slang term, predominantly used in U.S. prisons, as a portmanteau for "child molester". It is used to label inmates convicted of sex crimes involving minors, often subjecting them to harassment or discrimination within the prison system Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t) 267
A Crow on the Orient Express.
That is a clever thread-winner. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (T7fic) *preens* Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (iNUL3) 268
have we done Star War yet?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd) Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (QV+TG) 270
And you assume that ballots equal voters. There is a reason that voter fraud is rife in urban areas and that is from vote harvesting and outright cheating. That is what the rotten borough system has created. Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv) Black districts are predominantly Democrat because blacks aren't really ever required to vote. Their ballets are automatic. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1) 271
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 12:39 PM (uEmCf)
You don't have to. That's forced on all of you. I don't feel the slightest reason to claim Ted Bundy, Charles Manson or Bill Clinton. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (Vvh2V) 272
Plus I would recommend people get training in first aid including treating shooting wounds and have supplies on hand.
--------- +1 We became serious preppers during the 2020 Summer of Love, Burning, Looting, and Murdering -- and took a "Stop The Bleed" class. Also have IFAKs (Individual First Aid Kits) in our home and vehicles. Tried to organize a Neighborhood Preparedness Group (NPG) back then, but virtually none of our nearby neighbors interested -- despite the vast majority of our neighbors being conservative and retired (several military veterans). We did eventually organize a city-wide Preparedness Team, got our ham radio licenses, and have been doing weekly radio check-ins since. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (7Wb7n) 273
AOC: What is extremely disturbing about what has happened in Virginia is this court overturned the will of three million Virginians. They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen. They did not overturn a map—they overturned an election. It is the power of the American people that should be the ultimate check on all three branches.
The court’s ability to overturn an election that was clear in its result should be something that is called into question. Physics Geek @physicsgeek Nice bullshit talking point. The Democrats explicitly requested SCOVA wait until after the vote to issue its ruling. ... just who does she think she is ... definitely not a resident of Virginia Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo) 274
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The Matrick I'm trying my damndest to work with this here. I really am. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (QV+TG) ===== The Matrix 2 not being called The Matrices was a real missed opportunity. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (rJ5No) 275
Well, this is still insane and not really a win-
"The court granted Trump’s request to pause that ruling, citing no objection from Carroll so long as Trump agreed to raise the bond by $7.46 million to account for interest that would accrue on her award during further legal proceedings that are expected to extend to the Supreme Court." “We are pleased that the Second Circuit conditioned the stay on President Trump posting a bond of nearly $100 million,” Carroll’s attorney, Roberta Kaplan, told NBC News in a statement, citing the earlier increase Trump already posted to bring the amount owed to over $91 million prior to Monday’s order." Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC) 276
> Little had a 2 run in-the-park homer last night (properly scored, no errors contributing), pitched two innings (one of which was K-K-U1, the other of which was 3K), gave up one hit, and one run on a passed ball, despite a close tag attempt at the plate, to close 16-7 in 5.
Nice! My son had a game yesterday too. He got a walk on base, stole second, then scored the winning run. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N) 277
NYPost: Gavin Newsom delivers porn to death row inmates — at taxpayer expense
Posted by: SMOD ....... Did he give them diapers too? Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS) 278
Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/) *fistbump* Posted by: Zombie Screech at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1) 279
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill. The southern elite should have hung from the gallows as the traitors they were. Their property and weath distributed to the humans they enslaved. Allowing them to keep their wealth and influence was one of the biggest mistakes in our country's history.
That would have prevented Jim Crow and likely meant the Democrat party would have faded into history. I don't think the leftist who made the original content understands his own party's history. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (psX8/) 280
A newly elected Green councillor in Bolton has posted video footage of himself driving a Lamborghini shortly after winning a seat in last week’s local elections. Mohammad Baghdadi Khan, also known as Baggy Khan, shared the video online following his victory in the Halliwell ward of Bolton, Greater Manchester, reports the Daily Mail.
... Simple. Money is green. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo) ________ It was a Huracan Spyder. $350k car. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/) 281
Green Party isn’t about being “green”. It’s the home of Muslims who abandoned Labour. They give less than zero fucks about the environment.
Actually come to think of it? Green is the Muslim color too. So it fits on that level as well. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S+xAM) 282
One Dog Goes to Heaven
Posted by: skywch at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (uqhmb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (HdYcL) 284
Once saw a red-tailed hawksnatch a bluejay in midair. One screech from the victim, then silence. Five minutes later, all that was left was feet and feathers.
Another time a merlin was hot on the tail of a fat sparrow. Sparrow flew toward my Vanagon, then went up and over it. The merlin crashed into the side window, knocked out. Went to get my welding gloves and was holding it showing it to my kids. After a couple minutes, his eyes came back into focus, and I released him. Flew off like nothing had happened. Posted by: Raptor Tales From NC at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (oftw2) 285
Seen elsewhere (or here?): Take a movie name, make it singular.
Jaws --> Jaw Cars --> Car Posted by: Another Anon -- Se7en Minus S6x Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (NYInA) 286
Whatever happened to Sheryl Crow? I remember she had a fling (and was briefly engaged to) Lance Armstrong?
One of my favorite lyrics (don't know if she or someone else wrote it) which I frequently cite: "Hello it's me, I'm not at home -- If you want to reach me, leave me alone! A change would do you good ..." Posted by: ShainS She is a talented singer but apparently not fantastic enough or came around late enough that her breed of music got pushed aside by cRAP and people like Taylor Swift. Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv) 287
They can say what they want about the ballot initiative, but they explicitly chose to issue this ruling after the election happened. They had all the time in the world to issue an opinion or an injunction before allowing this election to happen.
Is this just cynicism or is she legitimately so bloody stupid that she doesn't know the Dems DEMANDED that the election happen before the court ruled? Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t) 288
“We are pleased that the Second Circuit conditioned the stay on President Trump posting a bond of nearly $100 million,” Carroll’s attorney, Roberta Kaplan, told NBC News in a statement, citing the earlier increase Trump already posted to bring the amount owed to over $91 million prior to Monday’s order."
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (NpAcC) I'm sure the POS freak will eventually get the money... Of all the cases against Trump, that was the worst.....Totally bogus Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (yKHCV) 289
“They are a small number of weeks away to enrich that to weapons-grade uranium.
And, if I follow the headlines correctly, they're doing it without scientists, a government, money, energy, labs, stockpiles, and centrifuges. A remarkable people. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (T7fic) 290
Pestilent fraudulent urban governments that do not have legitimate elections and have not had them for decades. Mostly with Republican acquiescence to avoid unrest from what are essentially Democrat mobs and Democrat mafiosi running these places.
Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv) -------------- * Maricopa and Pima Counties have entered the chat along with the McCain Machine RINO Butt-Boys * Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM (7Wb7n) 291
During the Reconstruction, a lot of history was made and it was not pretty in the defeated South.
Had occasion to read contemporary accounts of GA and South Carolina during Reconstruction because of a research project into state constitutions. States in the South had to revise their constitutions under federal mandate for readmission to the Union. As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv) TX had its 1868 Reconstruction Constitution. That and the Governorship of Edmund J. Davis led to the 1876 Constitution, which is still current. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (ekL79) 292
Indemnity
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (QV+TG) 293
Radical Communist lawyer Marc Elias appears to believe that Democrats do not need to stop at simply sacking and packing the Virginia Supreme Court in response to the adverse ruling on the radical gerrymandering plan. Elias reminded Democrats that they could eliminate the entire Virginia government under the state constitution.
I'm pretty sure Elie Mystal has recommended similar. That dude is nuts. Here's just a taste of his post-VRA ruling analysis. I think it's from MSNOW, so he was on his BEST behavior: https://tinyurl.com/2vnpxauy Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz) 294
Once saw a red-tailed hawksnatch a bluejay in midair. One screech from the victim, then silence. Five minutes later, all that was left was feet and feathers.
Was sitting outside the other night as the weather was beautiful. My mini Aussie was laying in the grass. A large bird swooped down towards him then rethought his plan after getting close enough to see how big he actually was. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1) 295
In my own personal experience black men are a little more, uh, gifted down there.
But, you know that's just a few thousand anecdotes so don't take it as a fact. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 13, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm) 296
Alex Soros
@AlexanderSoros My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate. Proud that @OpenSociety is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe. .. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo) 297
Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
Which is of course a virtue signaling lie. But that’s who she is. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (S+xAM) 298
Tora!
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ) 299
296 Alex Soros
@AlexanderSoros My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate. Proud that @OpenSociety is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe. .. hey there .. your grand mother was an antisemitic Jew, so that targeting started at home Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo) ====== What does the equivalent of a minute of ad time at the Super Bowl do for worldwide messaging on issues? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (rJ5No) 300
I saw RINO Butt Boys open for The Backstreet Boys at The Starplex in '98.
It was a date.......I didn't score. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 301
Ace. Crows hunt by sight, not smell. They have an uncanny ability to recognize objects.
I had a red tail hawk nesting in one of my trees. The crow, who was decent size, got too close. Red Tail 1 Crow 0 Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (d9i2R) 302
It's hard out there for a Nazi collaborator
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (QV+TG) 303
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate.
Can we get little Alex to join us in condemning those that stole Jewish property in 1940s Hungary? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm) 304
302 It's hard out there for a Nazi collaborator
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (QV+TG) ====== Better to go full Nazi, according to Maine Democrats. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (rJ5No) 305
As soon as Reconstruction ended, most Southern states rewrote their Constitutions, in part, because of their Reconstruction experiences.
Yes, specifically they rewrote their constitutions so Republicans couldn't vote. Regionally, black voters were Republican, so that's who Democrats disenfranchised. The experience that hurt them so was being out of power, something that still moves Democrats to violence. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (psX8/) 306
But, you know that's just a few thousand anecdotes so don't take it as a fact.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke The plural of anecdote is not data, it's slattern. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t) 307
>>It might have been the blue jay. They're mean f*ckers. I watched a blue jay pick up a lizard and then peck the lizard's head off and eat it.
Was at a wildlife sanctuary a while back, and they had a large cage with 3 birds inside: cardinal, blue jay, and robin. The cardinal & blue jay jousted a bit, but NOBODY took on the robin. Posted by: Nazdar at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (NcvvS) 308
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate. Proud that @OpenSociety is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe. Didn't your dad help send Jews to the gas chambers? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1) 309
> Watch any porn awards show. The percentage of small, relatively skinny Jewish guys is ... shockingly high.
Do people actually watch porn awards shows? It feels like you've got to really be dedicated to porn to be interested in that sort of thing. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N) 310
At Halloween time do not go into a hanta'ed house.
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (I0N4X) 311
Soros is fighting Jew hate by helping import millions Jew hating Muslims into the country.
He’s wicked smart like that. Probably went to Harvard and everything. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (S+xAM) 312
George Soros wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (+Vmst) 313
If you got Platner and Soros together in a room how many Seig Heils would they exchange during their discussion?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm) 314
The baby bird might have been a gift, just sayin'.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ...... My cat would watch me chase gophers unsuccessfully, then when I went outside later there would be a dead one on the back porch by the door. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS) 315
Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
-------------- I never really considered how much more destructive women were to the earth than men, but it makes sense when you think about it from this way. Posted by: SH at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (sX1BW) 316
She is a talented singer but apparently not fantastic enough or came around late enough that her breed of music got pushed aside by cRAP and people like Taylor Swift.
Crow's first breakthrough album relied on session musician friends (later version of the Wrecking Crew) from LA playing on it. Smash hit, but her second album sold less (sophomore slump), and subsequently her career flatlined. People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:52 PM ( “She was born in November 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died…” - Run Baby Run I had a huge thing for Sheryl Crow. She’s 64 now and is somewhere out there. Probably not making any new music. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (ekL79) 317
BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (RHGPo) 318
Porn award show?!?
And the award for best O face goes to: And the award for quickest to change out of a Pizza deliveryman outfit goes to: so on? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm) 319
People kind of know who she is but remember only her first album hits.
I would have never heard of her if not for the toilet paper thing. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 12:58 PM (T7fic) 321
Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
I call bullshit on this. There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) 322
One of my SiLs is married to a raisin farmer out here (he knows VDH from farming, who lives about 10-15 miles away). They had a farm cat named Jorge, who was standoffish with anyone outside of the immediate family except me, for some reason. When I'd go over and house-sit for them on weekends when they were at their mountain cabin or traveling, Jorge would hunt down a mouse, bring it over when we were having breakfast on the patio before they left. He'd gleefully throw the mouse carcass in the air repeatedly, right next to the picnic table, while Jimmy would sit there and laugh, saying "goooood kitty!" Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 12:58 PM (y9nCu) 323
The Good
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (QV+TG) 324
Soros should visit Hungary...
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (GD0B3) 325
> Didn't your dad help send Jews to the gas chambers?
Did he? I know he was an assistant to a guy who was confiscating property. Soros called it the best time of his life. In that CNN interview, Soros was twice given the opportunity to disavow or apologize for his actions and he refused. Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (mkw2N) 326
He got a walk on base, stole second, then scored the winning run.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 13, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N) Excellent. That's always cool. Shared the story the other week of the guy in our Scout Troop, two sizes too small, never getting a hit, never getting on base, except that game he got the same, walk, steals 2nd, batted to 3rd, then walk off stolen base on passed ball, and the whole team picked him up and carried him off like the Empire of Baseball. He was still beaming the next day when I asked him to recount it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (dK+Kv) 327
Murder on the Oregon Express is a Benny Hill spoof of the original. He plays the parts of all the TV detectives of the day, Kojak, Cannon, McCloud, Ironside. Bob Todd plays the Mark Sanger part, in blackface and Afro wig, of course.
Posted by: It's On Youtube at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (oftw2) 328
There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down.
Posted by: Sponge I've been known to do that on occasion. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ) 329
Emperor of Baseball.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (dK+Kv) 330
1 roll of Scott lasts a month.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (+Vmst) 331
Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf...
There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down. She now says it was a joke, presumably because the reaction to her stupid comment wasn't the fawning tongue bath she expected. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t) 332
James Comey: "The Biden Justice Department indicted the president's son. Can you imagine that happening today? Honestly, while you're shaving, MAGA supporter, look in the mirror and say, could that happen today? And the answer is no, which is a really bad thing."
... yeah .. that sort of thing happens a lot with meth-heads and crack-heads. Last I looked none of Trump's kids have any sort of (obvious) drug or hooker problem like Hunter Biden. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (RHGPo) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (JCZqz) 334
There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down.
--------------- The concept of a courtesy flush escapes them. Posted by: SH at May 13, 2026 12:59 PM (sX1BW) 335
I had a huge thing for Sheryl Crow. She’s 64 now and is somewhere out there. Probably not making any new music. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (ekL79) She was banging Lance Armstrong for a while. Seems she was into the monoball type. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) 336
297 Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
Which is of course a virtue signaling lie. But that’s who she is. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:55 PM (S+xAM) I’ve seen her in interviews and she knows music well. Beyond that…she’s a blithering idiot. As your example shows. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (ekL79) 337
How is the new Hungarian government working out?
I know there was some back and forth as to whether the new guy was a commie pretending to be a conservative or just a conservative that didn't like Orban Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm) 338
Tried to organize a Neighborhood Preparedness Group (NPG) back then, but virtually none of our nearby neighbors interested -- despite the vast majority of our neighbors being conservative and retired (several military veterans). We did eventually organize a city-wide Preparedness Team, got our ham radio licenses, and have been doing weekly radio check-ins since.
Posted by: ShainS Sounds like you have it in hand. Consider though hardening your home if you haven't. Impossible to absolutely prevent entry but you can make it harder and longer for that which gives you precious seconds to prepare. There is a reason that architecture changes in places where unrest is common. And I just noticed an article where someone living in Santa Monica CA was installing razor strips on top of a masonry wall to prevent climbing over them. They had gotten robbed in that house prior to those strips being installed. And that is always the case. Normalcy bias, we assume tomorrow will be the same as today and bad things may seem very far off. Until suddenly they are not. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv) 339
There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) My wife used to insist that something was wrong with our master bathroom toilet since it got clogged so often. Yeah it’s the toilet that’s the problem not the fact you use (as stated above) 1/2 a roll every time you sit down. 🤣 Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (S+xAM) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ) 342
321 Bidet.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 13, 2026 01:01 PM (wBaIH) 343
Is it my problem that the Biden family is borne from the dregs of Delaware society ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:01 PM (RHGPo) 344
The Untouchable
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ) 345
James Comey: "The Biden Justice Department indicted the president's son. Can you imagine that happening today? Honestly, while you're shaving, MAGA supporter, look in the mirror and say, could that happen today? And the answer is no, which is a really bad thing."
Why aren't you at the bottom of a lake somewhere? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:01 PM (Zz0t1) 346
297 Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf.
Which is of course a virtue signaling lie. But that’s who she is. Posted by: Heroq A small squeaker? Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 01:01 PM (Y8DZL) 347
249 Don't ever let anyone tell you your skin tone requires you to hold reprehensible beliefs, blindly follow progtards, or act in a barbaric and antisocial manner. They aren't your people any more than pasty-white violent chomo Antifa shitbags are mine.
Posted by: A very much white guy at May 13, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/) I usually hear it from Wignats, not Leftists. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (iXqHn) 348
One Monkey
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (cWLG3) 349
Porn award show?!?
And the award for best O face goes to: And the award for quickest to change out of a Pizza deliveryman outfit goes to: so on? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm) _______ The awards shows are sleazier than the pornos they celebrate. It's actually very sad, because you see the pron stars in real life, and probably 80% of the ladies are clearly mentally ill. The men are much more normal. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/) 350
>>>... just who does she think she is ... definitely not a resident of Virginia
Posted by: SMOD >What I hate is all of these donkey-faced politicians spewing their opinions about shit outside of their constituency. Shut the fuck up and go home. Nobody voted for you. Useless politicians. AOC, I could use a cocktail and a blowjob. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (D1E+2) 351
A large bird swooped down towards him then rethought his plan after getting close enough to see how big he actually was.
I've seen a mockingbird snatch hair from the back of a german shepherd, presumably for lining his/her nest. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (et1vG) 353
The Step Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (HdYcL) 354
*raises hand*
If you’re funding the Democrat Party whose members are demonstrably the antisemites, isn’t you’re statement condemning antisemitism, sophism? Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (d9i2R) 355
just who does she think she is ... definitely not a resident of Virginia
Posted by: SMOD She thinks the office of US President isn't high enough up the ladder for her....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1) 356
BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS Posted by: SMOD ....... I think Hunter Biden may be due for a new set. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS) 357
Was at a wildlife sanctuary a while back, and they had a large cage with 3 birds inside: cardinal, blue jay, and robin. The cardinal & blue jay jousted a bit, but NOBODY took on the robin.
Posted by: Nazdar I was early to an inspection recently, so sat outside the building in my car a bit. Saw a robin pulling a worm out of the ground. Suddenly, two house sparrows landed next to him and started attacking. They scrapped for quite a bit before the sparrows flew off. Really weird. Big, open grassy area, so no nests were nearby. Posted by: Military Moron at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (JCZqz) 358
Chariot of Fire
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (cWLG3) 359
I would assume being in pron really screws up most women.
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 01:04 PM (wUvwL) 361
Miami Vice
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:04 PM (Zz0t1) 362
Around the World in 1 Day
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ) 363
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective.
More for me! Posted by: Pete B. at May 13, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t) 364
"...which included setting fires inside the Capitol and attacking law enforcement."
### Was that wrong? Should we not have done that? Posted by: Tenn Democrats at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ez/1) 365
331 Sheryl Crow said she only uses only square of toilet paper her bathroom visit in order to save the erf...
There's no woman on the planet that doesn't use 1/2 a roll every time they sit down. She now says it was a joke, presumably because the reaction to her stupid comment wasn't the fawning tongue bath she expected. Posted by: Archimedes ======== Because people knew she was lying and doing the social virtue signal. Trump is ending by example which is why a lot of leftists hate him. The proper response to Karens is to tell them to fuck off and that they are evil. You don't debate them, you demote them socially by your verbal takedown. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv) 366
BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
One tooth only, if she's going to participate in this thread. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (T7fic) 367
The First Man
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ) 368
It’s kinda like Hochul saying she’s a Catholic, then she puts laws into effect that permit abortion up until and at birth, without penalty, and euthanasia, which the Cardinal asked her directly not to sign, both of which are against Catholic doctrine.
Which is kinda the point of being called a Catholic. Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (d9i2R) 369
356 BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS Posted by: SMOD ....... I think Hunter Biden may be due for a new set. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS) --- How will they fix the rotten gums? Implants won't take without healthy bone and gums. Maybe save money buy giving them plastic vampire teeth. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (cWLG3) 370
The South wasn’t punished enough after the civil war, and I’ll die on that hill.
They're right, the Democrat Party should've been banned after the Civil War. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (2ocoG) 371
349 It's actually very sad, because you see the pron stars in real life, and probably 80% of the ladies are clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Elric The Blade As opposed to the 60% of the general female population? Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (Y8DZL) 372
Ace, have you offered your crow anything sparkly or shiny?
Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (FMtrg) 373
Was that wrong?
Should we not have done that? Posted by: Tenn Democrats at May 13, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ez/1) It’s (D)ifferent. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (ekL79) 374
The awards shows are sleazier than the pornos they celebrate. It's actually very sad, because you see the pron stars in real life, and probably 80% of the ladies are clearly mentally ill. The men are much more normal. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/) I read Traci Lords' autobiography. She was drafted into the life by friends and family that sold her out. Agents gave her lots of drugs. Worst thing her mother ever did was move them to California. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1) 375
I don’t get how porn makes money. There is so much free stuff online why does anyone pay for it?
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (S+xAM) 376
I’ve seen her in interviews and she knows music well. Beyond that…she’s a blithering idiot. As your example shows. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 01:00 PM (ekL79) As I recall, she was a long-time session musician doing vocal work before she got her record deal. Despite the fact that her vocals always sound like she sings from her throat rather than from the diaphragm using proper technique. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (y9nCu) 377
A Tremor
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (cWLG3) 378
Ace, have you offered your crow anything sparkly or shiny?
Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (FMtrg) He struggles mightily mounting shelves. You think he could get a disco ball to function properly? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1) 379
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective.
The flood of TikTok videos from 30-something OnlyFans girls who don't understand why guys aren't interested in someone with a 3 digit body count would suggest it's not women who are having the problem with it. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG) 380
>>Suddenly, two house sparrows landed next to him and started attacking. They scrapped for quite a bit before the sparrows flew off.
House sparrows are crazy. Wife calls them an invasive species and would wipe them out in the US tomorrow. Thinking that they went at the robin because there were 2 of them. Posted by: Nazdar at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (NcvvS) 381
It's actually very sad, because you see the pron stars in real life, and probably 80% of the ladies are clearly mentally ill.
Posted by: Elric The Blade As opposed to the 60% of the general female population? Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 01:06 PM (Y8DZL) Clearly, then, there must exist a happy medium between some D and too much D. I should endeavor to help the ladies find such point. For science and shit. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (dK+Kv) 382
337 How is the new Hungarian government working out?
I know there was some back and forth as to whether the new guy was a commie pretending to be a conservative or just a conservative that didn't like Orban Posted by: 18-1 Traitorous two-face grifting commie sleazeball douchebag, until proven otherwise. Like all politicians. Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 01:08 PM (wUvwL) 383
@AlexanderSoros
My father has been the target of antisemitism his whole life. It has only strengthened our resolve to stand against all forms of hate. Proud that @OpenSociety is making a $30 million investment to build trust and solidarity across communities and keep people of all faiths safe. *** Shoot! The price to keep people of all faiths safe just went up to $60 million. He should have moved faster. Danged inflation! Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 01:08 PM (lCppi) 384
GET ME NEW CHOPPAHS !
Posted by: Homeless Ahnold at May 13, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS) 385
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective.
It's brave and empowering!!! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 13, 2026 01:08 PM (JCZqz) 386
Despite the fact that her vocals always sound like she sings from her throat rather than from the diaphragm using proper technique.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur We're standing right here, you know. -- Tuvan throat singers Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 01:08 PM (77rzZ) 387
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective.
- I knew plenty of ladies who did that for free. At least the ones in porn make a decent living doing it. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:09 PM (S+xAM) 388
As I recall, she was a long-time session musician doing vocal work before she got her record deal. Despite the fact that her vocals always sound like she sings from her throat rather than from the diaphragm using proper technique.
Sheryl Crow? No, it's much worse than that. She dated a talented, in-demand session guy and tagged along with him everywhere. The second she signed a record deal she dumped him and he chose Canadian healthcare. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2ocoG) 389
The flood of TikTok videos from 30-something OnlyFans girls who don't understand why guys aren't interested in someone with a 3 digit body count would suggest it's not women who are having the problem with it. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (2ocoG) OnlyFans broads are pissed off at the show that Sidney Sweeny is in because they have her doing stupid shit on OnlyFans in an episode and it makes OnlyFans broads look bad.......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:10 PM (Zz0t1) 390
359 I would assume being in pron really screws up most women.
Having sex with a bunch of random guys is pretty much hell from most women's perspective. Posted by: 18-1 ======== People are weird and we should never assume that our wants and needs are universal. Some people have very high sex drives and that is their norm to screw everything and everyone around them. Some people are forced into virtual sex slavery and hate it. But someone like Bonnie Blue (the one that sets up these ridiculous public gangbangs in Australia) that arranges gang bangs does it because she likes it or the attention/money from it. Her mental state to us is a black box to the extent that we think from the outside that she could not possibly enjoy that--but mebbe she does. Same as a serial killer, a pedophile, con man, etc. As it has always been, humanity runs the gamut from stone cold killers to saints with most of humanity in between those extremes. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:10 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:10 PM (dK+Kv) 392
Nood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (dK+Kv) 393
New one:
Appeals Court Rules That Trump Doesn't Have to Pay Lunatic Fantasist E. Jean Carroll for the "Defamation" of Continuing to Deny This Vicious Fruitloop's Sex Fantasy About Him Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t) 394
360 229 Debbie Does
____ ...a Dallas Resident Posted by: Chuck Martel When I googled it for 333, Google said a resident of Dallas is a Dallasite. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (JCZqz) 395
What's really sad to me is the way some men think it's okay to objectify women. I mean these women are daughters, mothers, sisters...
Mmmmmm... sisters....... Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (QV+TG) 396
BREAKING: L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calls for taxpayer funded teeth for homeless drug addicts
Taking a bite out of crime. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (2WIwB) 397
Top Gun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1) 398
"New Teeth For Homeless Crackheads" doesn't seem like the sort of thing that drives voter turnout...
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (iXqHn) 399
The awards shows are sleazier than the pornos they celebrate. It's actually very sad, because you see the pron stars in real life, and probably 80% of the ladies are clearly mentally ill. The men are much more normal.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/) I read Traci Lords' autobiography. She was drafted into the life by friends and family that sold her out. Agents gave her lots of drugs. Worst thing her mother ever did was move them to California. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1) _______ Yea, that's often how it happens. There are tons of desperate girls looking to be models or actresses who don't start out wanting to be in pron. But they get groomed and hooked on drugs and soon will do anything. Plus, many are autistic or very mentally slow to begin with. It's an insanely predatory industry. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/) 400
OnlyFans broads are pissed off at the show that Sidney Sweeny is in because they have her doing stupid shit on OnlyFans in an episode and it makes OnlyFans broads look bad..........
I'll admit to not really knowing what happens on OnlyFans, but I've always just assumed it's stupid shit. Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (2ocoG) 401
There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what
== *shakes head the crow killed the little bird Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3) then why didn't he eat it. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (8avO+) 402
153: More likely, dead little boys.
Posted by: Ken at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (aVf49) 403
>>I knew plenty of ladies who did that for free. At least the ones in porn make a decent living doing it.
Worked at the same place as a young woman (as in teen-ager) who was upset one evening because she had scheduled 3 'dates' and the first was at 5:45 and another at 6:15. Asked her when the third date was, and she had to think - then said, in horror, '6 o'clock'. Not very easily shocked, even back then, but, damn! Posted by: Nazdar at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (NcvvS) 404
FREE TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS
Posted by: SMOD ....... I think Hunter Biden may be due for a new set. Posted by: wth at May 13, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS) He's down in South Africa, isn't he? Cape Town where his current wife is from? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (N39Ws) 405
I don’t get how porn makes money. There is so much free stuff online why does anyone pay for it?
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (S+xAM) _______ Lotsa money laundering. Porn production is controlled by the Jewish mob. Distribution? Italian mob. It's basically a huge criminal enterprise. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) 406
There was a good story, (years ago) back page of Outdoor Life by a man who "adopted/raised) an abandoned baby crow. When old enough to be outside, it would roost in the tree outside his kitchen window. When he went for a hike, the crow would fly above him, never losing sight. One day on a hike, the crow was met by another crow. They flew together for a while and, departed. He never saw "his" crow again. Every morning, for the last decade or so, he would look out to the tree. Hoping.
Posted by: phydeaux at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (ep56E) 407
The condition PCOS is now called PMOS. What to know about the name change and what it means for care
A hormonal condition affecting 1 in 8 women around the world just got a new name in hopes of improving care. It Is now called polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome instead of polycystic ovary syndrome. ... why not call it "Bob" ? A PMOS transistor is a P-channel MOSFET that conducts when the gate voltage is lower than the source, using holes as the majority carriers. Common in 1101 memory (256x1bit) chips Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo) 408
375 I don’t get how porn makes money. There is so much free stuff online why does anyone pay for it?
Posted by: Heroq ======= The market goes to where the demand is. Video stars are kind of out, now is the virtual prostitution via only fans where they milk thirsty males by communicating with them, doing things they suggest, etc. All for a fee. There were horde discussions when one of the married OF types was running for Virginia's House of Delegates (2023 mebbe?) and it came out what she did for tokens (which can be turned into money). Fetish types, it appears, are particularly thirsty for deviant things and willing to pay. And that market is global nowadays so that weirdo paying may be in Bangladesh or in Seattle. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv) 409
Nood E. Jean Carrol.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 01:16 PM (iNUL3) 410
58 We could heat half of Siberia with the warmth of joy generated from reading the despondency of the Retardos of Redditt.
LOLGF, losers. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 12:19 PM (MtSIY) Don't laugh at the reddit dweebs. You might get 'Harry Dresden' showing up at your house to have fisticuffs with your door. Posted by: Nelly at May 13, 2026 01:20 PM (6+ehB) 411
Green Party isn’t about being “green”. It’s the home of Muslims who abandoned Labour. They give less than zero fucks about the environment.
Actually come to think of it? Green is the Muslim color too. So it fits on that level as well. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 12:51 PM (S+xAM) Part right, but the other half of Green are the ultra pure leftist British environmentalists. Unsure at this point what will happen but that alliance is not gonna stand. Politics there are like the 1850s in the US - Parties dying but not dead and out of touch, parties on the rise but not ready yet, splinter parties vying to be a long term contender and others that will be absorbed by one of the majors in a few years. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:27 PM (8avO+) 412
I don’t get how porn makes money. There is so much free stuff online why does anyone pay for it?
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 01:07 PM (S+xAM) _______ Lotsa money laundering. Porn production is controlled by the Jewish mob. Distribution? Italian mob. It's basically a huge criminal enterprise. Posted by: Elric The Blade at May 13, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/) I think the same is true of Only Fans. Pimps skimming women has been the rule for 10000 years, I don't see it going away for a web site. It would be pretty easy to dump fake subs and donations into an account, then drain it and give a portion to the girl that looks huge. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:31 PM (8avO+) 413
401 There was an incident -- I found a dead little baby bird in the feeder. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was the crow or a bluejay or what
== *shakes head the crow killed the little bird Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (GD0B3) then why didn't he eat it. Posted by: Oldcat at May 13, 2026 01:13 PM (8avO+) -- If the crow attached a note to the dead bird that said, "You", I'd assume he was sending a message. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 01:34 PM (cWLG3) 414
Crows are ridiculously smart and can be taught to "talk" if they hang around humans enough. Not talk as clear as a parrot, but they will mimic human voice.
So there's your assignment, Ace. Teach your new buddy how to say bad words. Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 13, 2026 01:35 PM (RW1OD) 415
Jason Whitlock parodied that clown to perfection.
Posted by: logprof at May 13, 2026 01:40 PM (jo6FO) 416
Raider of the Lost Ark
Posted by: Weak Geek at May 13, 2026 02:53 PM (yRCXf) 417
that jake tapper crap had me dying. youze a nut.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 03:01 PM (R11M+) Wednesday Morning Rant![]() The State Department, May 11, 2026: The United States did not participate in the International Migration Review Forum and will not support the May 8 "progress" declaration. The United States has persistently objected to the United Nations' efforts to advocate and facilitate replacement immigration in the United States and across the broader West. In 2017, President Trump rejected the Global Compact on Migration. The intervening years have confirmed the wisdom of that opposition.And in keeping with that, from PJ Media on the same date: "The number of people receiving a decision of voluntary departure has risen dramatically since the change in presidential administration," writes non-profit Vera Institute of Justice in a report, "particularly among people who were detained. Judges appointed by the second Trump administration have granted voluntary departure at higher rates than judges with more experience - while still granting orders of removal at comparable rates."As Ace covered last week and as reported in The Hill, it isn't just rejection of the globalists' immigration schemes and stepped up removal of illegals, it's also now denaturalization: Federal prosecutors filed denaturalization actions in U.S. District Courts across the country this week against 12 people, alleging they lied during the naturalization process, including about previous criminal behavior. The DOJ said these people -- ranging in age from 28 to 75 years -- concealed serious offenses while seeking legal status, including providing material support to a terrorist group, war crimes and sexual abuse of a minor.So that's a smattering of developments from over here over the past week - but what about over there? It is, of course, the opposite. In Labour's Britain, it's still all about "accommodation," of course: Chris Philp, the Shadow Home Secretary, urged Labour to "come clean" about where they plan to send illegal migrants, commenting: "The truth is that they are moving illegal immigrants from asylum hotels to residential housing because they do not have control of our borders."Not removed, just moved. And subsidized. And the locals' preferences be damned. Pretty normal. Not that this problem is limited to the north: Greek Migration Minister Thanos Plevris said this week that Athens estimates there are approximately 550,000 migrants waiting in Libya, the African hub, for the opportunity to cross to Europe. Pelvris said that Athens is working closely with Libyan authorities as well as the European Union’s external border force Frontex to prevent migrant boats from taking off from the coastline of the Maghreb nation.Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years? This is the Afro-European version of that. Do you remember what happened to those "caravans" once Trump took over? They stopped pretty quickly. These "caravans" do not happen spontaneously. They are funded, coordinated and managed by governments, NGOs and associated gangs. If you turn off the "government" side of that - including throttling the state sponsorship of NGOs - they stop. That this is getting geared up in Libya means only that it will succeed. They don't bother if it won't. Europe is as bad as ever. But there is perhaps no greater contrast than between the US and Australia. While the US is denaturalizaling and deporting criminals, Australia is moving mountains to ensure they get to stay: After his permanent visa was cancelled following his 2021 conviction Al Qatrani made an application to revoke the cancellation, which was refused in February this year, but last week he successfully reviewed the decision at the Administrative Appeals Tribunal in Sydney. ART Senior Member Mark Harrowell overturned the cancellation using Ministerial Direction 110, which has been maintained by immigration minister Tony Burke since 2024, and has resulted in dozens of serious criminals being spared deportation in recent months.We don't have a monopoly on Hawaiian Judges - or Hawaiian Ministers. This all is - or should be - abjectly humiliating for the rest of the Western world. We have a long, long way to go until the US is cleaned up and some of the incalculable damage of the past thirty years is undone, but at least we are trying to deal with it and taking real steps to not only stop the influx but to reverse it. The rest of the West is the opposite and is still business-as-usual and full throttle on open borders, with the glorious masters in the warrens of their bureaucracies and at the United Nations leading the way as always. Maybe the other benighted nations of the West will eventually tire of it and get some Trumps of their own. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (MwdeY) 2
Woot. 3 for 3. Corgis called.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (MwdeY) 3
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 4
Yay!
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (FMtrg) 5
Greek Migration Minister Thanos Plevris said this week that Athens estimates there are approximately 550,000 migrants waiting in Libya, the African hub, for the opportunity to cross to Europe.
Pelvris said that Athens is working closely with Libyan authorities as well as the European Union's external border force Frontex to prevent migrant boats from taking off from the coastline of the Maghreb nation. Let them hit international waters and sink them. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:04 AM (MwdeY) 6
His warning has already become a "nightmare" reality for Crowborough residents. Sounds like Ace and his bird. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:05 AM (Cqx++) 7
Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years? This is the Afro-European version of that. Do you remember what happened to those "caravans" once Trump took over? They stopped pretty quickly. These "caravans" do not happen spontaneously. They are funded, coordinated and managed by governments, NGOs and associated gangs. If you turn off the "government" side of that - including throttling the state sponsorship of NGOs - they stop. That this is getting geared up in Libya means only that it will succeed. They don't bother if it won't. Europe is as bad as ever.
https://youtu.be/FeIQmZ74K_M?t=30 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e) 8
Let them lose their souls.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (dK+Kv) 9
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) 10
Mass illegal immigration is a problem. The Democrats enabling it is another type of problem.
One can be remediated by dealing with the other. BAMN Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (jehhT) 11
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) 12
Residents are also entitled to a �50 weekly allowance to pay for basic amenities, such as food, clothing, and toiletries.
I doubt they spend much on toiletries. They probably just pocket that portion. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ) 13
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) Some people need to be constantly punched in the face with SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!!!!!! or they start whining. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:08 AM (ExV1e) 14
I have been reliably informed that Homan is a failure because he has been busy rescuing trafficked children instead of deporting illegals, and for some reason this is considered a dereliction of his duties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (rbvCR) I still haven't gotten my pony. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 11:09 AM (dK+Kv) 15
Get the Muslim shit stains the fuck out of our country and back in the sewer where they belong.
Cancerous bastards Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (XLfSN) 16
Some people need to be constantly punched in the face
Fixed it. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (rbvCR) 17
Thx Joe.
The elite don't want the immigrants crossing in dangerous boats, they want the invasion to be orderly Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (gu0hJ) 18
Judges appointed by the second Trump administration have granted voluntary departure at higher rates than judges with more experience -
*** "more experience" = entrenched in the NWO. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (lCppi) 19
How much is question mark black diamond 50 in US dollars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++) 20
Englanistan was lost when they decided Shakespeare wasn't "inclusive" enough. They are gone and ain't coming back.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (CHHv1) 21
As usual, it's up to the common man to ask the question their "betters" avoid.
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?" in response to plans to house hundreds of young, single male asylum seekers at the local army training camp. This question reflects significant concerns from community members regarding safety and infrastructure. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DURRTzyCp64/ Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t) 22
Local leftists in Portland are engaging in Trump Death Fantasies again.
An Antifa "journalist" who was prominent in the Portland riots of 2020: Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge. A staffer for a prominent Portland politician replies: Used to think a blazers championship victory would be the wildest Portland night conceivable but i increasingly have my doubts, and at this point i think It Happening is a lot more imminent anyway would be the greatest troll ever if somehow the municipal government could declare it a citywide holiday. Fox News would have a stroke The Second Civil War isn't going to be nearly as much fun in Portland as they think it will be. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx) 23
Fixed it.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:10 AM (rbvCR) Sure but it's not, necessarily, the same group of people. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (ExV1e) 24
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it. Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (lCppi) 25
How much is question mark black diamond 50 in US dollars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:11 AM (Cqx++) £ - free. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 13, 2026 11:14 AM (CHHv1) 27
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?" in response to plans to house hundreds of young, single male asylum seekers at the local army training camp. This question reflects significant concerns from community members regarding safety and infrastructure.
The answer given was "I don't". Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t) 28
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
We plan to encourage young 'women', ages 9 - 29, to walk about the time during the late evening. They should plan to wear clothing which isn't too constrictive. -- British government Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:15 AM (ExV1e) 29
I'm starting to understand the old British empire a little better. If nothing else, it created at least a sense of world order. Ever since it started giving up their colonial holdings, the chaos has been increasing. Independence has not been good for most of the world.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew8) 30
Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (lCppi) I recently read it after learning about it here. It comes off as non-fiction. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (iNUL3) 31
It is not that everyone else is right, but that Trump alone has been willing to use the all-powerful word: "no." That is shameful for the rest of the world.
----------- The most powerful vitamin you can feed your children: "Vitamin N." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (7Wb7n) 32
The more I learn about how this is coordinated by international agencies, using taxpayer funds, and no one voted for these policies, the more I want every single illegal and recent dubious citizen deported post haste. And the network of decision makers criminally charged. And that includes Pope Zero and US bishops.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (wUvwL) 33
I guess the big problem is this- the illegal genocide via illegal migration in Europe occurred peacefully. The massive re-migration of illegals and foreign scumbag criminals and leeches will almost certainly involve organized violence...and lots of it. The longer the Europoors wait the harder it will be. I suspect most Euro nations will wind up divided into a large muslim zone and a smaller original inhabitants zone. Like East and West Germany writ large and much much crappier and unstable. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (iJfKG) 34
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate. Posted by: midweek pedant at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (WbWbV) 35
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Just yesterday I saw on online review of this book, which I had never heard of before. It sounds too accurate and unsettling to read, but boy did the author nail it. Posted by: LASue $24.95 at Amazon. $9.99 Kindle. Free Audiobooks with membership trial. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (MwdeY) 36
In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) 37
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (7Wb7n)
I heard that you got bitten by a snake yesterday. How are you feeling? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ) 38
22 Local leftists in Portland are engaging in Trump Death Fantasies again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx) Yesterday here I shared most of a letter-to-editor as printed by the local newspaper covering the seacoast of NH. Pretty much the same thing. Punish anyone who supports Trump, MAGA must be eliminated, etc. These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) 39
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
- It's quite simple. 100 before breakfast. 200 between breakfast and lunch. 200 between lunch and dinner. 100 after dinner. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7) 40
I'm starting to understand the old British empire a little better. If nothing else, it created at least a sense of world order. Ever since it started giving up their colonial holdings, the chaos has been increasing. Independence has not been good for most of the world.
I've been on a Jules Verne kick lately, and am currently reading Around the World in 80 Days, published in 1872. There is a chapter in which the protagonists (including a Frenchman) rescue a young woman from being subjected to suttee, which they describe as barbaric. One wonders if today's people could bring themselves to state it so plainly and accurately. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t) 41
Saint of the camps.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:06 AM (Cqx++) The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate. Posted by: midweek pedant Le Camp des Saints to be accurate. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:19 AM (MwdeY) 42
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise? Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:19 AM (vTZFs) 43
But didn't you know?
Trump is failing because we still have illegals in this country and he's not deporting millions daily. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (Zz0t1) 44
Residents are also entitled to a £50 weekly allowance to pay for basic amenities, such as food, clothing, and toiletries.
------------- "PIkers! $5 million weekly or bust!" -- Minnesomalian Fraudsters and their Democrat-Commie Butt-Boys In Office Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (7Wb7n) 45
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) Things have been sporty for some time. They're doing fine so far. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (iNUL3) 46
In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e) 47
Punish anyone who supports Trump, MAGA must be eliminated, etc.
They are openly planning a 1933-style Enabling Act if they return to power in 2028. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (aD4fx) Posted by: Renee Good and Alex Pretti at May 13, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t) 49
"How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
_____ "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:21 AM (wUvwL) 50
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise? Posted by: Oddbob Always remember: When blacks riot, cities burn. When whites riot, nations burn. We're trying not to burn down the country yet. Yet. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (MwdeY) 51
Had there been any discussion on this Smart Military Blog concerning the Trump Battleship?
I don't have a problem with a new class designated a BB "Battleship", especially with the -GN suffixes! Especially after years of listening to ditzoidal Reporterettes misuse the term to mean "warship"! My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered? Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (FpP3s) 52
It's quite simple. 100 before breakfast. 200 between breakfast and lunch. 200 between lunch and dinner. 100 after dinner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7) Aren't Bonnie Blue and wannabe Bonnie Blue (thankfully I don't recall her name) British? They could handle that lot easily. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Pete B. at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t) 54
Oh yeah, some concerns about railguns.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (FpP3s) 55
6 His warning has already become a "nightmare" reality for Crowborough residents.
Sounds like Ace and his bird. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:05 AM (Cqx++) ; ) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (6wpGE) 56
Remember the constant "caravans" from Central America during non-Trump years?
------------ 350-pound Starving Guatemalans who had just "walked" 3000 miles? Good times ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:23 AM (7Wb7n) 57
My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered?
It was just announced that it would be nuclear. https://is.gd/E1zQPH Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t) 58
I'm all for the antifa and BAMN groups spouting their violent rhetoric. Talk is cheap doesn't register in their world, so keep it up.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (z2aPa) 59
What has happened so far that would make them think otherwise?
Posted by: Oddbob The people grumble but they'll never do anything. -- Nicolae Ceaușescu Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e) 60
At a local council meeting in Crowborough, a resident asked, "How do you plan to meet the sexual needs of 600 men?"
- "Bend over." Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (lCppi) 61
Had there been any discussion on this Smart Military Blog concerning the Trump Battleship?
I don't have a problem with a new class designated a BB "Battleship", especially with the -GN suffixes! Especially after years of listening to ditzoidal Reporterettes misuse the term to mean "warship"! My real concern is if ANY major surface ship makes sense any more? Or maybe the ONLY surface ship that makes sense is big and nuclear-powered? Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:22 AM (FpP3s) We should be building Death Stars. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (snZF9) 62
They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Their 72 virgin mermaids await! Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (77rzZ) 63
Love is a rainbow!
The president of the EU Commission just posted a video about gay pride and you gotta see the replies 😂 - Apparently May is Pride Month in Yurp. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7) 64
350-pound Starving Guatemalans who had just "walked" 3000 miles? Good times ...
Posted by: ShainS Those tortas hadn't missed a meal or expended any energy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:24 AM (MwdeY) 65
46 In the old days, boats could be scuttled.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (GPa4z) They still can although it involves going onboard the boat. Far easier to just sink it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:20 AM (ExV1e) ======= What about drones? I wonder if they could take care of the boats. Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah. The screeching would be unbearable. Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:25 AM (GPa4z) 66
Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah.
Touches finger to side of nose... only if witnesses live. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (ExV1e) 67
They are making themselves filthy rich, all while doing everything they can to guarantee you will never be.
The New World Order won't make you rich, but WILL make you a slave. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1) 68
A woman named Joomi Kim has a book channel on yt. She's refreshingly non-woke and seems pretty disgusted with most of today's woke writers and novels. She's smart and worth a listen.
Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (lCppi) 69
The Camp of the Saints, to be accurate.
People who have never read Camp of the Saints denounce it as "racist", but where it is spot-on is not describing the behavior of the invaders, but describing the behavior of European "progressives" rushing to accommodate the invaders. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2026 11:26 AM (aD4fx) 70
The rest of the West is the opposite and is still business-as-usual and full throttle on open borders, with the glorious masters in the warrens of their bureaucracies and at the United Nations leading the way as always.
------------- The GloboHomo Deep State "Commie Multi-Billionaire" (A Classic Oxymoron) Malthusians Never Rest. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:27 AM (7Wb7n) 71
Leftist "rebels" might be under the delusion that the right is going to line up like the British army.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 11:27 AM (z2aPa) 72
What about drones? I wonder if they could take care of the boats. Sinking the boats would be a "humanitarian crisis" and a "war crime" blah blah blah. The screeching would be unbearable.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:25 AM (GPa4z) In the last couple of years it came out that the "small boats" coming from Europe to Britain were being seized, and then auctioned off, and apparently being bought in auction or resold to the human smuggling groups to be re-used for crossing the channel Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:29 AM (rbvCR) 73
While the US is denaturalizaling and deporting criminals, Australia is moving mountains to ensure they get to stay:
You think Australia is working hard to keep migrants?!?!? Posted by: Spain at May 13, 2026 11:29 AM (JCZqz) 74
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) 75
Spain is calling for a European army.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (rbvCR) 76
The left: The Great Replacement Theory is a racist hoax
Also the left: The International Migration Review Forum does great work bringing millions of immigrants to western countries, only a racist like Trump would oppose it! Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (sKqQm) 77
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) She will be having sex in the coat room during the ceremony like the trailer trash whore she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1) 78
Love is a rainbow!
The president of the EU Commission just posted a video about gay pride and you gotta see the replies 😂 ------------ [Insert video of the European Muzzie Caliphate tossing homos off of high-rise buildings here] Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (7Wb7n) 79
I would be impressed if Dr. Jill suttees at Joe's funeral.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (KtOUo) She will be having sex in the coat room during the ceremony like the trailer trash whore she is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:30 AM (Zz0t1) Probably with Hunter. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e) 80
Pope awards highest diplomatic honor to Iranian ambassador. Hugh Hewitt: Oh, that's just Bob. He's new here.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:31 AM (vTZFs) 81
Spain is calling for a European army.
As are Macron and Merz. You know what they don't call for? Money. I'll believe it when I see it. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t) 82
We need to solve the problem of Mexico, even before the problem of Canada. We share borders with two adversarial nations, if not outright enemies.
Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8) 83
Spain is calling for a European army.
As are Macron and Merz. You know what they don't call for? Money. I'll believe it when I see it. To be clear, I'm all in favor of them doing it, I just don't think they will. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t) 84
Seriously, if a man is not attracted to women, why can't he just spend his free time masturbating instead of descending into the most wretched debauchery?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (GPa4z) 85
This is rather apropos for this thread: White House Twitter
The White House @WhiteHouse 15h Under President Trump, replacement migration will never be the standard. The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration. REMIGRATION Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) 86
Seriously, if a man is not attracted to women, why can't he just spend his free time masturbating instead of descending into the most wretched debauchery?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:33 AM (GPa4z) Why can't you see the attraction to hairy man ass and monkeypox? BIGOT! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs) Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (rbvCR) 89
The New World Order won't make you rich, but WILL make you a slave. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, And you will be happy! Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (OoFl2) 90
Re: Hewitt
https://is.gd/hFlONf Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (vTZFs) Because appeasing the muslhams always works out well for everyone. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) 91
CIA spokesperson responds to Senate hearing with COVID whistleblower--as the hearing is going on(!)--and calls it political theater.
Where is CIA Dir. John Ratcliffe? Did he approve this outrageous statement? Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (3ImbR) 92
The United States objects to the Global Compact on Migration and UN efforts to facilitate replacement migration.
_____ I hope the next step is to name and shame the players and status them "persona non grata" Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (wUvwL) 93
And you will be happy! Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (OoFl2) "The beatings will continue until moral improves." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) 94
US out of the UN out of the US NOW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:37 AM (Zz0t1) 96
I hope the next step is to name and shame the players and status them "persona non grata"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (wUvwL) Bessant seems to have the world's financial ties in his fingers and seems to like tying knots. Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR) 97
94 US out of the UN out of the US NOW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1) Long long overdue. The UN is nothing but a front for espionage access to the country. Posted by: tubal at May 13, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8) 98
I read somewhere that Noel Coward disliked penetrative sex. Good for him in setting an example for the homosexual community.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 13, 2026 11:38 AM (GPa4z) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 11:39 AM (yKrqJ) 100
Yes, "BBGN" = "Big-ass Battleship, Guided Missile-armed, Nuclear-powered.
Of course, then we'll have to listen to the Reporterettes tell us how Trump BBGNs aren't "real" battleships. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 11:39 AM (FpP3s) 101
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
https://twitter.com/i/status/2054389538391265635 Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t) 102
That this is getting geared up in Libya
You mean, getting geared up, again. This was a large part of the "migration" over the last several years - almost since Hillary and 0bama whacked Qaddafi. Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (kU0PQ) 103
Read COS in southern France 18yrs ago I just looked around and said ... yup !!! spot on
Posted by: Qmark at May 13, 2026 11:41 AM (TTzu6) 104
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t) No. But he IS making it entertaining. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:42 AM (Zz0t1) 105
It's amazing that Spencer Pratt, who everybody thought was a monumental douchebag, has a chance of being elected LA's mayor.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 13, 2026 11:42 AM (rJ48h) 106
Reposted because I thought it was darkly humerous.
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people' - They're like gods looking down on us from Mount Olympus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) 107
REMIGRATION
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) Or as it used to be known INVASION Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) 108
Isn't LA just one big monument to douchebags?
Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ZFqKB) 109
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people'
- They're like gods looking down on us from Mount Olympus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) Now do politically motivated assassination attempts on President Trump. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (Zz0t1) 110
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 13, 2026 11:18 AM (7v6oI) From the evidence I've seen so far from our side, they have a very good chance of being successful. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8) 111
It's amazing that Spencer Pratt, who everybody thought was a monumental douchebag, has a chance of being elected LA's mayor.
"Monumental douchebag" >> "incompetent commie" every time. Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (vTZFs) 112
REMIGRATION
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR) Or as it used to be known INVASION Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) I thought it meant RETREAT Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (EcHpA) 113
Yeah, remigration is invasion in reverse
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (J4Dwc) 114
Spencer Pratt is rewriting the rules of political campaigns in real time. Is it possible he could win?
/i] Probably no. The one possibility would be they keep the fraud machine low because they aren't worried and Pratt appeals enough to a bunch of low propensity voters to squeak out a win. I do expect win or lose for their to be a spike in people being told they already voted by mail when they show up to vote in person Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (sKqQm) 115
From the evidence I've seen so far from our side, they have a very good chance of being successful.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 13, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew I'm sure the Gatlin Boys thought much the same until Tommy stopped and locked the door. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (QV+TG) 116
I saw Monumental Douchebag open for Ugly Mustard at The Curtain Club in '99.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (Zz0t1) 117
INVASION
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:44 AM (QV+TG) You whiffed it. "remigration" means "send all those invaders home" and is badthink in the UK Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR) 118
These silly fools presume their cause will be victorious if they do start getting sporty.
They murdered one of the right's top pundits and took three shots at the president and the right did NOTHING in response. Hell, we didn't even arrest the people planning, funding, and organizing these attempts... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1) 120
Reposted because I thought it was darkly humerous.
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people' When did she condemn the Dems for putting a target on the entire VA Supreme Court? Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t) 121
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR)
I thought you were educating about a fancy new word they invented yesterday. Until I saw the replies. You can't blame me for thinking they were renaming it again. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:49 AM (QV+TG) 122
113 Yeah, remigration is invasion in reverse
Or, "outvasion" if you prefer Also, known as "gethefuckoutvasion" Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 11:50 AM (J4Dwc) 123
They murdered one of the right's top pundits and took three shots at the president and the right did NOTHING in response.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm) Yet! An insightful commenter here once commented that the left uses violence as a weapon, escalating and de-escalating to get what they want. Conservatives with jobs and families have a binary option. Deep breath and try to peacefully change things, deep breath and try to peacefully change things. Or kill them all. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 11:51 AM (Sco7b) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (yKrqJ) 125
Every inch of land on Earth was 'stolen' at one point or another.
Posted by: Sponge Not in Antarctica. We are vigilant. -- Big Penguin Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (77rzZ) 126
In response to the Spencer Pratt ad….hoy boy. USA Carries The Torch @CluebatMaximus · 4m Deepfake. You see? This is what Democrats have been warning you about, and you refused to believe it. AI is not simply a harmless novelty, it is actively being used to destroy our democracy. Stop deepfakes and vote Democrat Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (OoFl2) 127
In response to the Spencer Pratt ad….hoy boy.
USA Carries The Torch @CluebatMaximus · 4m Deepfake. You see? NO??!! What was your first clue, Sherlock? Posted by: Oddbob at May 13, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs) 128
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (OoFl2)
Democrats have been warning about deepfakes? Because they're so married to Truth? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:54 AM (QV+TG) 129
Democrats have been warning about deepfakes? Because they're so married to Truth? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:54 AM (QV+TG) Biden wasn't a clueless retard invalid. It was all deepfakes, remember? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1) 130
The United States must disentangle ourselves from the United Nations entirely. This should happen before pulling out of NATO.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 13, 2026 11:55 AM (47/pr) 131
128 Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:52 AM (OoFl2)
Democrats have been warning about deepfakes? Because they're so married to Truth? Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 In this case it’s fake- but accurate. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:57 AM (OoFl2) 132
Democrats have been warning about deepfakes? Because they're so married to Truth?
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 11:54 AM (QV+TG) Biden wasn't a clueless retard invalid. It was all deepfakes, remember? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1) ------------- "HE WAS THE VICTIM OF A STUTTERING Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 11:57 AM (7Wb7n) 133
The "expert" class (bureaucrats, academia, journalism, "public intellectuals", "thought leaders") thinks of its consensus and all its conclusions like they were physical law, like the speed of light or the atomic mass of cobalt. Reagan before him and now Trump say, "It ain't necessarily so." In 1980, we were told by our betters that the Soviet Union wasn't going anywhere and nothing would be served by cutting taxes. Reagan refused to accept that, with the results seen. Trump, too, refuses to assume the consensus. Illegal immigration? Enforce the law. Iran? Take them head on. China? It can be weakened and contained. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 11:57 AM (HdYcL) 134
From the last thread:
306 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) How long is her license suspended for? I'm sorry. Sometimes it's just really hard being a parent. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 11:02 AM (Yl2Ob) 90 Days, I believe........There are still some questions we're needing answered by the attorney. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:58 AM (PQb8B) 135
The U.S. Navy has been operating small nuclear reactors for many decades. Every surface ship could be nuclear.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 11:59 AM (qFwJc) 136
In this case it’s fake- but accurate. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 11:57 AM (OoFl2) They choose TRUTH over FACTS! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:59 AM (PQb8B) Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 11:59 AM (XuXeR) 138
The "expert" class (bureaucrats, academia, journalism, "public intellectuals", "thought leaders") thinks of its consensus and all its conclusions like they were physical law, like the speed of light or the atomic mass of cobalt
Last night's ONT had a great 3 minute video on the 'expert' class. Highly recommended and I don't watch videos usually. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:00 PM (Sco7b) 139
We should form our own UN like thingy. One where we call the participants States. And they have to draw up a constitution where they lay out the rights of the citizens and such and can't have armies...
That would be cool. Posted by: Reforger at May 13, 2026 12:00 PM (ZFqKB) 140
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 11:57 AM (HdYcL)
Their consensus usually isn't even consensus. They just name their favored opinion a consensus, and use it as a beating stick to keep anyone who says otherwise in line. Easy to find consensus at the end of a gun. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:00 PM (QV+TG) 141
> "remigration" means "send all those invaders home"
--------- Why isn't it called "disimigration?" Sounds like "disintegration." Which is much cooler. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 12:01 PM (jehhT) 142
remigration" means "send all those invaders home" and is badthink in the UK"
Of course. How else will one pay for ever increasing "benefits"? Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:01 PM (XuXeR) 143
Even if the Pratt video is a fake, it's still a political earthquake. The era of dull, by the numbers TV ads by "professional" campaign consultants is coming to a close, since the new stuff by complete amateurs is far more effective than anything the pros have done for the last 50 years. They should probably learn to coal.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t) 144
Spain is calling for a European army."
They could call it a "Condor Legion"... Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 11:59 AM (XuXeR) ----------- The Reconquistadors? Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:02 PM (7Wb7n) 145
And they have to draw up a constitution where they lay out the rights of the citizens "
Nah. I'd rather set limits on governments... Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:02 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:02 PM (77rzZ) 147
135 The U.S. Navy has been operating small nuclear reactors for many decades. Every surface ship could be nuclear.
Posted by: no one of any consequense ======= Yep. Design is standardized more or less and it is likely that the new battleship class would use the same nuclear reactors that the Ford class of carriers do. That also gives enough power to run rail guns and the possible longer distance high power lasers. Japan and the US have revived railguns and I think the Japanese are actually on the verge of deploying one. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:02 PM (E4rtv) 148
There is a reason why so many of these people ("migrants") come from third world shit holes -
It is because it is these people who make the third world shit hole. Letting them go elsewhere just spreads the shit around. Posted by: Operator Error at May 13, 2026 12:03 PM (03Cyy) 149
Noon news...
FoxNews - China CNN - China WHILE INFLATION blows up MS Now - China and lawsuits over the reflecttng pool! CBC - Ottawa and Alberta agree on a carbon deal. $140 a tonne by 2040. WTF? Alberta needs out of this shithole. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 12:04 PM (Sco7b) 150
Japan and the US have revived railguns and I think the Japanese are actually on the verge of deploying one.
I'd really like to know what the Nips did to make them viable. The big problem was tribological, i.e. barrel wear. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:04 PM (XuXeR) 152
I think "reconquista" has already been taken.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR) 153
139 We should form our own UN like thingy. One where we call the participants States. And they have to draw up a constitution where they lay out the rights of the citizens and such and can't have armies...
That would be cool. Posted by: Reforger ========= Set it up as a mutual self defensive and peace diplomacy pact only. Sort of like NATO except not aimed at any particular country like that is (Russia). And it would be crucial that the organization's charter could not be hijacked into interfering with member state's internal affairs. Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc) 155
Los Angeles lawmakers told police to stop pulling drivers over for minor issues because they say it affects too many black and brown people. The city council voted unanimously on May 6 to recommend banning “pretextual” traffic stops over issues such as broken taillights, leaving it up to the Los Angeles Board of Police Commissioners to consider the policy, city records and local media coverage show. The vote followed a March 3 report from the board finding that the vast majority of those stopped were black or Hispanic since 2022. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 12:05 PM (Cqx++) 156
The Reconquistadors?"
Hmm. Isabella and Ferdinand? Hey, they don't call me Crystal Colon for nothing. Posted by: Pete B. at May 13, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t) 157
Letting them go elsewhere just spreads the shit around."
You're saying that adding dog shiite to ice cream doesn't make it all gooder? No! Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:06 PM (XuXeR) 158
The big problem was tribological, i.e. barrel wear.
Posted by: Archimedes Those prehistoric crustaceans in can be really hard on barrels. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ) 159
Their consensus usually isn't even consensus. They just name their favored opinion a consensus, and use it as a beating stick to keep anyone who says otherwise in line. Easy to find consensus at the end of a gun.
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 12:00 PM (QV+TG) ----------- "Consensus grows out of the barrel of a gun." /"Shit Mao Said, Vol. II" Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:06 PM (7Wb7n) 160
"Judges appointed by the second Trump administration have granted voluntary departure at higher rates than judges with more experience - while still granting orders of removal at comparable rates."
- - - - - - - - Is there a count of the rate of denied voluntary depature? For both sets (older judges vs. recently-appointed). Only good reason I can think of to deny the request is if there's an open criminal investigation and the prosecuters don't want them running away. But I wouldn't put it past the kings in black robes to somehow block it, even if both parties wanted it. Posted by: Another Anon at May 13, 2026 12:07 PM (4h45B) 161
Hey, they don't call me Crystal Colon for nothing.
Posted by: Pete B." Meh. /Ed the Second. Allegedly. Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:07 PM (XuXeR) 162
Archimedes,
Here is a story about Japanese naval rail gun trials. https://tinyurl.com/Rail-Gun-Naval-news Money quote. "On the other hand, damage caused by heat from the high current flowing through the rail and wear from contact between the armature and the rail is a problem. As the surface of the rail is eroded by this, it leads to performance degradation, such as a reduction in muzzle velocity. Therefore, copper was initially used as the material for the barrel rail, but was changed to a different blend of metals and other materials throughout the research. As a result, it was confirmed that no significant damage occurred to the barrel rail even after 120 rounds were fired." Posted by: whig at May 13, 2026 12:07 PM (E4rtv) 163
Tribological would have been a great name -- like Trojan -- for a condom.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:07 PM (7Wb7n) 164
>>The vote followed a March 3 report from the board finding that the vast majority of those stopped were black or Hispanic since 2022.
What race were they before 2022? Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 12:08 PM (J4Dwc) 165
Spain is calling for a European army.
== We need to outfit a brigade of wild rabbits to tackle this menace. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 12:08 PM (GD0B3) 166
Crystal Gale (and especially her hair) >>>>>>> Crystal Colon
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (7Wb7n) Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 12:09 PM (OoFl2) Posted by: man at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (XuXeR) 169
Nood Tennessee stripping.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 12:10 PM (iNUL3) 170
- Still haven't seen anybody who is "somebody" around here bring this up. Either they haven't seen it or it's no big deal in their minds.
To me, Carney's remarks in Armenia followed up by what he said and did after he got back,,, it is on our northern border after all. https://tinyurl.com/mrxwmfdd Now, off to the widow's garden. Posted by: TeeJ at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (PpROq) 171
Those prehistoric crustaceans in can be really hard on barrels."
Golf clap Posted by: man Actually, I just found out that trilobites aren't crustaceans they form their own class within the phylum Arthropoda. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 12:11 PM (77rzZ) 172
The city council voted unanimously on May 6 to recommend banning “pretextual” traffic stops over issues such as broken taillights, leaving it up to the Los Angeles Board of Police Commissioners to consider the policy, city records and local media coverage show. The vote followed a March 3 report from the board finding that the vast majority of those stopped were black or Hispanic since 2022.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. The remainder were drivers who's vehicles were damaged by the majority. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 13, 2026 12:13 PM (yFLFB) 173
Mass illegal immigration is a problem. The Democrats enabling it is another type of problem.
One can be remediated by dealing with the other. BAMN Posted by: Martini Farmer Invaders do not need an army if traiters will let them just walk in and give them free shit. In a just world the invaders would be machine gunned at the border wire then maybe they will come with an army next time.... and traiters get the wall as is custom when people finally figure out that they are traiters. Posted by: Operator Error at May 13, 2026 12:15 PM (03Cyy) 174
The EU Rainbow Legions.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 13, 2026 12:20 PM (+Vmst) 175
People like trump, because trump take out the fucking trash. Whatever you think of his solutions, you can say one thing - he doesn't kick the can down the road. He doesn't wait for someone else to come up with an answer. He tries, and often fails, but TRIES to solve long term problems.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 13, 2026 12:21 PM (c232c) 176
The concern with Deep Fakes is that people would use them to attempt to trick someone into thinking an opposing politician did something.
Is the left trying to argue that Pratt is attempting to convince people Bass is in fact Darth Vader? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm) Mid-Morning Art Thread![]() George Catlin Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 3
Everybody dance now!
Posted by: huerfano at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (VJX5o) 4
yow!
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+) 5
"I'm King of the World!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1) 6
Rage, rage against the coming of the Woke!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (fHPrL) 7
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY) 8
Bewbs?
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf) 9
An early version of a Rave.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Riz8t) 10
we "made rain" at the drive in once.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+) 11
My Chaplain did just fine with his weather prayer, thanks.
Posted by: General Patton at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (JCZqz) 12
The rain gods were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1) 13
Old man, yelling at clouds.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT) 14
"i coulda bin a cuntendah!"
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+) 15
Dude got into the firewater. His wife is trying to get him down.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (MwdeY) 16
His Indian name is Old Brave Who Yells at Clouds.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (Riz8t) 17
Climate change. The early years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1) 18
Party time at Liz Warren's teepee.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (0nHVk) 19
Democrat Science! in action.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Qk4K8) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (iJfKG) 22
I can't be the first person on a quick first glance thought "George Carlin painted?"
Nice painting. Canada goes ape crap over anything aboriginal. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Sco7b) 23
I didn't know George Carlin painted.
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (7Wb7n) 24
one part of my brain sees sky, another part sees shoreline with mist.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+) 25
I love Catlin! Thanks, CBD!
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ) 26
Sadly, Robert Mandan passed from this life in 2018. No more Rain Dances for him.
Posted by: No Soap-Radio at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2) 27
Anything about The Mandans automatically makes me think of The Adventures of Lewis & Clark. One of my favorite books ever, since I was a kid.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (gtcuf) 28
"Nothing will happen."
Posted by: Indian brave over to the right, leaning against the TeePee at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1) 29
Fun fact:
The Mandan tribe lived in dome-shaped houses called earth lodges, which were constructed using logs and earth. These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) 30
I find some of his portraits of individual Indians rather interesting, but my reaction to this is just "meh".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (rZCVI) 31
Rain dance tonight, weather permitting.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ) 32
"i shot an arrow in the air
where it lands i do not care" Posted by: stuff my dad muttered while cooking at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+) 33
I only saw the upper portion and I immediately recognized Catlin. I love the works of early artists who painted in the North American West. Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (xG4kz) 34
Thought Bubble From Indian Standing on Top of His Tepee:
"Well...At Least i'm Safe From the US Calvary Rape Dogs!" Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (iJfKG) Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (gu0hJ) 36
Dude got into the firewater. His wife is trying to get him down.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (MwdeY)/i] Went to the TexxasJam at the Cotton Bowl one year. There was a scaffold tower at the center 20 yard line for speakers and the sound board. The top was covered with tarps due to it being summer in Texas. Some dude managed to climb the tower and get to the top and started his epic air guitar show while Whitesnake was performing. It took them quite a while to get him to come down. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1) 37
Rain Dance Car Wax is a pretty good product. Carnauba-based.
Posted by: Rubbin' One Out at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2) 38
Am I the only one who sees two people sunbathing on the teepee on the right side?
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2) 39
Smokes in Crotch calls down the thunder Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (xG4kz) 40
When I was a little kid -- me, my brothers, and our neighborhood buddies would do "Injun'" rain dances on cloudy days in the street on which we lived.
ON STOLEN LAND? REALLY??? Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (7Wb7n) 41
Rain dance tonight, weather permitting.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ) And I'm betting rain dance guy was just as accurate as today's meteorologist.......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1) 42
34 the dogs are israeli.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+) 43
wow for a second there I thought the artist was George Carlin
then I remembered The Hippy Dippy Weather Man, Al Sleet Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt) 44
Mandans western tribe. Stayed in earth-lodges. My tribe stayed on plains. Lived in tipis. How!
Posted by: Liawatha at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (gtcuf) 45
Am I the only one who sees two people sunbathing on the teepee on the right side?
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2) ---------- "Two Dog F*cking." /Just the Punchline Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:38 AM (7Wb7n) 46
Never trust a blue-eyed injun. They are the devil in disguise.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (D1E+2) 47
If I recall my history correctly, the Mandan Sioux were pretty heavily wiped out by contact with Europeans, primarily by disease. Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (xG4kz) 48
Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ) 49
our hot stick wax is still carnauba.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (R11M+) Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 13, 2026 09:40 AM (p9rFX) 51
Reminds me. Almost time to lodge with my fleas in the hills.
Posted by: I Mean, Flee To My Lodge.... at May 13, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (HdYcL) 53
When we played Cowboys and Indians, everybody wanted to be an Indian. You got to take your shirt off and run around yelling real loud. And the bow and arrow was cooler than the gun. Gun still cool, but bow and arrow even cooler to a kid.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf) 54
"Carnauba" might be a good word for a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1) 55
a veritable breeding ground for hanta virus.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+) 56
His sales pitch for Pow-Wow Chow franchises was definitely energetic, but hardly persuasive. Especially once the great herds of Land Crabs shifted their migration route to the Southern Plains. Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (xG4kz) 57
17 Climate change. The early years.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty If we make children cry, Tlaloc will show mercy upon the people. Posted by: gKWVE at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (gKWVE) 58
Rainmaker must have been a great gig. If nothing happens, you blame the people for their failings.
Have a few extra women sent to your tent and try again tomorrow. The socialists of their day. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (Sco7b) 59
"Carnauba" might be a good word for a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1) Maybe when you start your own blog......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1) 60
54 carnaubra even better.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+) 61
These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) ---------- The old ways were the best ways! /I denounce myself ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (7Wb7n) 62
would hang
Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (5rh/l) Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (QV+TG) 64
Ya know what really brings the rain?
Waving around a long copper rod from on top of a high structure... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (gnNyN) Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (xG4kz) 66
Thought Bubble from Raindance Guy: "My house is the biggest of all! Built by my mighty wife! Bow before me or my wife "Lugs Two Barrels of Mud While Pulling Pick-Up with Teeth" will destroy you all!!!!" Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG) 67
I'm gonna make it rain, so ring the bell
I know it all too well Posted by: Chief Shinedown at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HcoTw) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HdYcL) 69
I really do like the Mandan figure, but the boob-huts take me out of it. I'd hang with some tight editing.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (gtcuf) 70
48 Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.
Posted by: Bulgtl Didn't have to look to see who posted this comment. Posted by: One Track, Nay, Two Track Mind at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (oftw2) 71
Look more like yurts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (J4Dwc) 72
"what we call maize..."
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (R11M+) 73
I did a rain making dance once before and got 0.1 inches of rain for the effort.
I should have played the lottery immediately after! Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (uRkVE) 74
Yurt is one of those words that's funny because it just is.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (gtcuf) 75
The Traveler's Dilemma - a limerick What did the old village rainmaker say? "There's a hole in my roof? Oh dear! What the hey?! It was sunny all week So my roof didn't leak And I can't fix it now, 'cause it's raining today!" Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X) Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (jehhT) 78
so he's a pasty?
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+) 79
Look more like yurts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:45 AM (J4Dwc) Forget it I'm rolling Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (QV+TG) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (Zz0t1) 81
Yurts is a funny word. Definite limerick material.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1) 82
48 Why would you NOT construct all your buildings to look like boobs.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ) You're going to LOVE my new business project. The colours are amazing. And wait until you see the DOORS!!! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b) 83
Hmmm. “Boob Hut” could be the name of a new breastaurant franchise.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ) 84
These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) ____________ "I need enough room for my man cave. Now, get me some firewater in a glass and a sammich, then hop to it, squaw!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (HdYcL) 85
His sales pitch for Pow-Wow Chow franchises was definitely energetic, but hardly persuasive.
----------- [DATELINE: May 17, 2012, Headline -- from "MassLive:"] "Elizabeth Warren family cookbook 'Pow Wow Chow' surfaces as Native American criticism continues" https://is.gd/6W2SPF Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (7Wb7n) 86
Me, Big Chief Ugh-Amugh-Ugh,
Gotta have rain squall! Posted by: Obscure Popeye reference at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (XvL8K) 87
The sign out front says "Tax free cigarettes and liquor sold here!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:47 AM (zvyFq) 88
If that guy was a dancer, even if it only was for rain, then where was his boom box? Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:48 AM (Riz8t) 90
These semi-subterranean structures provided insulation and were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) This is almost as good as being retired and golfing all day, while your wife still works. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG) 91
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If that guy was a dancer, even if it only was for rain, then where was his boom box? I think he just chanted Hey Howaya! Hey Hawaya! himself. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf) 92
Catcall from the audience: "Watch that first step -- it's a doozy! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (xG4kz) 93
Chief "Blackjack" there on the roof just got an idea....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 09:49 AM (jehhT) 94
Before television antennae.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:50 AM (cWLG3) 95
Looking for the Land O' Lakes maiden, but she's nowhere in sight. Might be down at the Unemployment Line.
Posted by: Butter My Toast at May 13, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2) 96
Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX) 98
The teepee is the site of the new casino.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 09:44 AM (HdYcL) ------------ The original "No Peace-Pipe Smoking" Casino. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (7Wb7n) 99
A painting of Mandan Moreland?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9) 100
"Footloose," American Indian Edition
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9) 101
87 pnuts n hairdos
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+) 102
The window she is broken and the rain is comin' in If someone doesn't fix it I'll be soaking to my skin But if we wait a day or two the rain may go away And we don't need a window on such a sunny day! manyana, manyana, manyana is soon enough for me Posted by: Peggy Lee at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1) 103
Could the roof of a Mandan hut, or tipi, or whatever they called it -- could it support the weight of a full-grown man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9) 104
Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes. "Great dancer you got up there!" "Yes, truly, but he's the fourth one this year." "You've gone through four? Tough crowd!" "It wasn't us. Dancers would bring on the rain, but Guy in the Sky then would call them home with his lightning." Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (xG4kz) 105
>>>I think he just chanted Hey Howaya! Hey Hawaya! himself.
Posted by: Delurker >That's a New York indian. He probably reeked of garlic. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (D1E+2) 106
Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine. The restaurant only lasted a few months, and the whole museum failed and closed not long after. Nobody spending their wampum there. You gotta have chicken nuggets. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf) 107
Maybe the mana, the power behind magic, used to be plentiful where they lived, and the magical rain dance and other spells actually did what they were supposed to.
Then the mana ran out. Oh, well. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9) 108
The most revered braves of the Mandan people lived in the finest houses.
These dwellings were known as Heroes' Hogans Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X) 109
Thought Bubble on Raindance Guy: "Wow! You can really see far up here. Huh? There's those two cowboys up on Brokeback Mountain again... ...what are they doing? Gaaaaaah! My eyes. No dear God! Why? WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYYY? *falls off teepee* Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG) 110
Not surveying for the place to put the casino?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (T6aVk) 111
The land was later appropriated for the William J Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino For The Insane
Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (ZxPkt) 112
The problem with the boob-huts was, sure they stood pert and perky when new, but over time they tended to sag.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (gtcuf) 113
99 A painting of Mandan Moreland?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Moe Howard wanted Mantan Moreland to be the third Stooge after Shemp's death in 1955, but Columbia insisted on someone already under contract, which is why Joe Besser got the role. Moe really liked Moreland, who appeared in several Stooge shorts. Posted by: Stoogemania at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2) 114
You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine. That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian. Sad! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (xG4kz) 115
96 Being on the highest point in the village as storm clouds roll in doesn't seem to be the brightest idea.....at least until the lightning strikes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1) How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string? Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (T6aVk) 116
The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ) 117
Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
==== When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX) 118
Fiddler on the Roof >>> Indian on the Lodge
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (ynpvh) 119
112 The problem with the boob-huts was, sure they stood pert and perky when new, but over time they tended to sag.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:56 AM (gtcuf) Gravity makes fools of us all. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (T6aVk) 120
Karen Bass has proposed a new policy: Tax-payer funded new teeth for homeless drug addicts.
"You can't succeed if you don't have teeth." Maybe Pratt should point out that you can't succeed if you smoke meth...* *With the notable exception of Hunter Biden Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (iNUL3) 121
117 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
==== When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX) Yeah, the natives were NOT vegetarians... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 09:58 AM (ynpvh) 122
>That's a New York indian. He probably reeked of garlic.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 09:53 AM (D1E+2) ==== Yeah. Sicilians. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX) 123
All seriousness aside, the boiling rain clouds are well done, casting a gloom over the area. I like the suggestion that there is a lake just beyond the village, and the rain is falling there but hasn't moved inland yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9) 124
Don't do the meth if you can't do no teeth.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (gtcuf) 125
When I worked for the city I was invited to dine with the Sitka Tribe of Alaska in their longhouse. Frog's eggs, frybread, and macaroni salad were the highlights.
The macaroni salad was doubtless a contribution from the WopDago tribe. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (Riz8t) 126
He's looking for his son , twodogsfucking. Got to be around here someplace
Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (kVtFF) 127
Thought Bubble on Raindance Guy:
"Wow! You can really see far up here. Huh? There's those two cowboys up on Brokeback Mountain again... ...what are they doing? ------------ "Playing leap-frog." /classic line from "The Birdcage" film Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:59 AM (7Wb7n) 128
You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.
You gotta have chicken nuggets. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf) That was hilarious - thank you.... Damn it. Distracted and you inspired me. I had to check out what is offered at Obama's library of doom. From their website. "The Restaurant Indulge in an unforgettable culinary journey curated by Chicago's acclaimed Chef Cliff Rome. Experience the vibrant connection between food and community impact, as every dish is crafted with the fresh, locally sourced ingredients. This is more than a meal—it's an invitation to savor the powerful role food plays in enriching our lives and strengthening our community." lol - Wood paneling. After the flooding I had the walls in my computer room changed because they looked like that and it was too 'hang yourself-ey.' Great for the museum though. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (Sco7b) 129
Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) 130
How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string? Posted by: Benjamin Franklin The story was that Ben had his son, William, flying the kite in those storms. Was it any wonder that William, once appointed Royal Governor of New Jersey, took up with the Loyalists in the American Revolution? Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz) 131
116 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ) Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies? Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (5rh/l) 132
I guess the Dems are starting to realize they're f***ed if they're still trying to get some shine from that tarnished idiot.
Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin. Talarico could be spotted with a jarring smile in the photograph. Obama isn’t the only national figure that state Democrats have turned to in hopes of flipping the Senate seat. The guest of honor for the state Democratic convention is slated to be Sen. Bernie Sanders, the radical socialist who helped boost race-communist Zohran Mamdani into Gracie Mansion last November. Sen. Cory Booker and Gov. JB Pritzker will also be campaigning for fellow Democrats in the state. https://is.gd/5jU8u3 Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t) 133
You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.
That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian. Sad! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 *** Try that with a housecat and the cat will die. Try it with a lion and the hippies would die. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9) 134
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How about flying a kite into one with a key on the end of a string? Posted by: Benjamin Franklin The story was that Ben had his son, William, flying the kite in those storms. Was it any wonder that William, once appointed Royal Governor of New Jersey, took up with the Loyalists in the American Revolution? Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (xG4kz) William may have been the butt of "pull my finger" pranks from Dad as well... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (ynpvh) 135
The land was later appropriated for the William J Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino For The Insane
Posted by: Don Black __________ They got some defective paddle balls for it. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K) 136
From my exploration of neighborhood creeks as a kid, aren't "Frog's Eggs" basically "Pond Scum?"
/That turn into tadpoles? Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (7Wb7n) 137
133 You've never seen disappointment as crushing as that in the eyes of the unlucky children in that restaurant. Ugh! Bad medicine.
That reminded me of the "Futurama" episode where some smelly hippies were raising an African Lion to be vegetarian. Sad! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 *** Try that with a housecat and the cat will die. Try it with a lion and the hippies would die. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (wzUl9) The hippies are feeding the lion! They just didn't realize they were the feed... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ynpvh) 138
131 116 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC has American-Indian food. Based on my one visit there years ago, they did a good job with it.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ) Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies? Bison burgers topped with lots of gubment cheese Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (kVtFF) 139
128 nothing but "whale fish" and "firehouse steak and lemonade" for blocks around.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+) 140
Does the Obama Lieberry Chef know that his days are numbered?
Posted by: Can He Swim? at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2) 141
Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) --- Would also accept "woo-woo" Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX) 142
Casino, not Slurpee would also be acceptable
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (J4Dwc) 143
141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) --- Would also accept "woo-woo" Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX) Woo! Woo! Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (ynpvh) 144
141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) "Now, my brothers and sisters. The rain will come. And one day, Indians shall extend across this great land..." Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b) 145
Forget it, Global warming is going to kill us all, in a few billion years at least
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (h+2CZ) 146
Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) --- Would also accept "woo-woo" Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX) And "casinos," vice "computers." Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (iNUL3) 147
Finally, some of my people get some 'air' time here on the Art Thread.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren (D-MA) at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (0sNs1) 148
I think that Appu sold Slooshies Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (xG4kz) 149
Was boiled dog on the menu? Roasted whole puppies? Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (5rh/l) That's hot. Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 150
Wise of him to get to some high ground before the clouds unleash their fury.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (BhDNC) 151
144 141 Feather, not dot.
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:00 AM (GNqmQ) "Now, my brothers and sisters. The rain will come. And one day, Indians shall extend across this great land..." Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:04 AM (Sco7b) I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh) 152
148 "it's a crazy pen! look at all the craziness!"
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+) 153
If you need me, I'll be standing on top of the angry dome!
Posted by: Some Brave at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (O7YUW) 154
I thought it was a hairy boob for a second. Art
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (rCcmh) 155
Back To The Drawing Board - a limerick When your fire fills the tepee with smoke all about A hole in the roof is a good thing, no doubt But you'll sing a different song When the storm cloud comes along Then the rain comes right in and puts the fire out Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (I0N4X) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1) 157
154 I thought it was a hairy boob for a second. Art
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:07 AM (rCcmh) So the stick he's holding is a Nip-pole? Or does he have to be Japanese? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (ynpvh) 158
A little blurry, but evocative. Hope that roof Mandan doesn't get struck by lightning.
Not familiar with the Mandan. Went to Wiki. https://w.wiki/EfZo Mandan population was 3,600 in the early 18th century. It is estimated to have been 10,000–15,000 before European encounter. Decimated by a widespread smallpox epidemic in 1781, the people had to abandon several villages, and remnants of the Hidatsa also gathered with them in a reduced number of villages. In 1836, there were more than 1,600 full-blood Mandans but, following another smallpox epidemic in 1836–37, this number was estimated to have dropped to 125 by 1838. In the 20th century, the people began to recover. In the 1990s, 6,000 people were enrolled in the Three Affiliated Tribes.[3] In the 2010 Census, 1,171 people reported Mandan ancestry. Some 365 of them identified as full-bloods, and 806 had partial Mandan ancestry. Posted by: mindful webworker - live, from Land of the Red Man, Cherokee nation at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (Cfy2X) 159
For all: In tents.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (TezPK) 160
The sandy colors and the blue and gray make for a very Southwestern combo. But the Mandan were a North Dakota area tribe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9) 161
I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh) Don't forget 'and enslaved.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (iNUL3) Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (Riz8t) 163
Don't forget 'and enslaved.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:08 AM (iNUL3)/i] '...and ate.' Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1) 164
A new threat greater than the hantavirus.
French authorities warn motorists to avoid "drunk deer" that are getting wasted on fermented fruit https://tinyurl.com/mvxnd9ep - Check the whirling dervish video. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7) 165
whell shit........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (Zz0t1) 166
132 I guess the Dems are starting to realize they're f***ed if they're still trying to get some shine from that tarnished idiot.
Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin. Talarico could be spotted with a jarring smile in the photograph. Obama isn’t the only national figure that state Democrats have turned to in hopes of flipping the Senate seat. The guest of honor for the state Democratic convention is slated to be Sen. Bernie Sanders, the radical socialist who helped boost race-communist Zohran Mamdani into Gracie Mansion last November. Sen. Cory Booker and Gov. JB Pritzker will also be campaigning for fellow Democrats in the state. https://is.gd/5jU8u3 Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t) An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (5rh/l) 167
>>I think that Appu sold Slooshies
I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (J4Dwc) 168
I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 *** Every Indian tribe called themselves "The People" in their own tongue, and had separate names, probably less than complimentary, for other tribes. And then there were the White Eyes and the Yellowlegs (the U.S. Cavalry). Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9) 169
156 The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:
https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26 Pfffffft. https://is.gd/ctocd6 Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) 170
167 >>I think that Appu sold Slooshies
I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees How many Rupees for a slurpee? Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (kVtFF) 171
An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:09 AM (5rh/l) Because it worked so well for Beta O'Rourke. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 172
I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh) It's almost like the education and entertainment industries taught us wrong for some reason. For the liberals who like to use Thanksgiving as a day to mourn for the native American tribes, I like to take it one step further and mourn for the murdered tribes that the natives wiped out. Basically, all of THEIR victims... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Sco7b) 173
The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:
https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26 Posted by: Quarter Twenty Ugly is the new beautiful. - Preznizzle Obozo Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7) 174
The sandy colors and the blue and gray make for a very Southwestern combo. By late summer to early autumn, the formerly green grasses of the prairie have faded to earthy tones. Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (xG4kz) 175
170 167 >>I think that Appu sold Slooshies
I think 7-11 corporate would've had a problem with Apu calling them Slurpees How many Rupees for a slurpee? Posted by: Mandan at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (kVtFF) 20 rupees, same as in India Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (ynpvh) 176
Former President Barack Obama joined Democrat nominees for the Senate and Gubernatorial races James Talarico and Gina Hinajosa for an event in Texas’ deep-blue capital of Austin. _________ The Rev. Jim Talarico Jones Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (HdYcL) 177
The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:
https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26 Pfffffft. https://is.gd/ctocd6 Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) *Waves* Posted by: Obama's ugly ass library at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (iNUL3) 178
An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.
It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t) 179
*Desocks*
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (iNUL3) 180
178 An Obama campaign appearance must result in a lot of donations. By the usual idiots. Because I'll bet the only reason people go to a rally featuring Obama is to see The One in-person. All of them are already committed Dem voters. I wonder if the resulting campaign donations even cover the expenses of an Obama appearance.
It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t) Hooostun. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (ynpvh) 181
It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats. Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t) Don't sell Dallas and Houston short. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) 182
Everybody wang chung tonight! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (xG4kz) 183
I don't think the natives of that time thought of themselves as not a single block of people; they thought of themselves as Crow, or Cherokee, or Seminole, but not as "Indians", and they hated and murdered members of other tribes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:06 AM (ynpvh) Probably, the best, most accurate, and unsentimental depiction of Indians in the movies is "Black Robe". One of my top twenty. Excellent movie, very under-rated. Give it a watch if you haven't seen it.* *Perhaps one day TJM will include the films of Bruce Beresford on his website. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG) 184
Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
********* I knew a man named Michael Fimmegan Took a risk out on a limb again Fed his patrons squash and pemmican In a rage they turned on him again Poor olf Micheal Flimmegan, begin again... Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X) 185
>>It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.
Is that still true, given the demographic shift in TX in recent years? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:14 AM (X8xt3) 186
Don't sell Dallas and Houston short. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) ______________ Houston is a lost cause. Too many Katrina and associated Louisiana imports. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (HdYcL) 187
Remember how we were going to have mass deportations? Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week. At this pace it’ll only take about 200 years to deport all the illegals in the country.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (f2WBH) 188
https://is.gd/5jU8u3
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t) There weren't a lot of people that we could see in that TACO restaurant shot. And I only saw cars outside the window and not the throngs of the adoring for the great light-bringer. Old actresses get more attention. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (Sco7b) 189
The Smithsonian’s Indian museum in DC is one ugly building:
https://tinyurl.com/mt6pyf26 Pfffffft. https://is.gd/ctocd6 Posted by: Museum of African American History at May 13, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) *Waves* Posted by: Obama's ugly ass library Cleft dwellings. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (TezPK) 190
So, the Mandans knew about the yurt sizes?
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ) 191
Remember how we were going to have mass deportations? Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week. At this pace it’ll only take about 200 years to deport all the illegals in the country.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:15 AM (f2WBH) Best just leave all the illegals alone, then, eh? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1) 192
>>For the liberals who like to use Thanksgiving as a day to mourn for the native American tribes, I like to take it one step further and mourn for the murdered tribes that the natives wiped out. Basically, all of THEIR victims...
*ahem* Posted by: Hannah Dustin, colonial badazz at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (X8xt3) 193
Dancin' Dan, the Mandan Man!
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (I0N4X) 194
It tells you something that they're appearing in Austin, probably the only city in TX that will certainly be won by Democrats.
— Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (f2WBH) 195
Best just leave all the illegals alone, then, eh? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1) That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH) 196
Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.
Posted by: Heroq Islands of delusion, surrounded by reality. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (TezPK) 197
That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH) Because the millions that have self deported because of the amount already removed doesn't count. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1) 198
106 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
What, no Crab Dip? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (U/s6V) 199
Karen Bass has proposed a new policy: Tax-payer funded new teeth for homeless drug addicts.
"You can't succeed if you don't have teeth." - New Bass ad. https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7) 200
Tom Homan said ice deported a whopping 2700 people last week.
. . . Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is. >>>>>Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:17 AM (f2WBH) Yup. We might as well just give up. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (cjaDQ) 201
the weight of a full-grown man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, I'm not a roofer but it'd make more sense to do the roof dance AFTER the rain. Posted by: DaveA at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (FhXTo) 202
Yup. We might as well just give up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (cjaDQ) Seems like Sid graduated from a Learing Center. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1) 203
>>Because the millions that have self deported because of the amount already removed doesn't count.
Exactly. It's a retarded comment. Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:21 AM (J4Dwc) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (77rzZ) 205
New Bass ad.
https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy New Bass Turd. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK) 206
Thank you, Sunny.
Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics. Because “silence is complicity." - I lean more to silence is golden. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7) 207
Yay! Archery art!
Posted by: Eromero at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (Ad1om) 208
Fry bread isn't too bad so long as the toppings are taco seasoned meat, cheese, salsa and lettuce or pizza sauce, cheese, and pepperoni and sausage.
But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE) 209
Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics. Because “silence is complicity." Uh, no. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1) 210
196 Dallas and Houston are deep blue. Every big city in every state is.
Posted by: Heroq Islands of delusion, surrounded by reality. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (TezPK) Islands predominantly peopled by members of public employees unions along with family members and friends, Karens, AWFLs, dumb-asses, and soldiers of the Free Shit Army. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (5rh/l) 211
Sunny Hostin wants you to know that celebrities have a responsibility and obligation to lecture Americans about politics.
Because “silence is complicity." Having ancestors that were slave-owners is even more complicit. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (TezPK) 212
New Bass ad.
https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy He might as well give up. Bass got the coveted Magic Johnson endorsement. It's over. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1) 213
But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie Squash as a sport is ball-crushing. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK) 214
https://is.gd/5jU8u3
Posted by: Archimedes At the bottom of that article: Dems Are Looking to Redistrict Delaware. There's Only One Problem... Had to check if it was The Bee. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (yKrqJ) 215
An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc) 216
198 106 Many moons ago, my hometown opened a Native American Museum. Unfortunately, the restaurant only featured native foods. I mean, there's only so much you can do with maize, squash and frybread.
What, no Crab Dip? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 13, 2026 10:19 AM (U/s6V) I'm surprised none of the recipes come from "Pow Wow Chow"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (ynpvh) 217
That’s pretty much what’s happening. 2700 a week is a rounding error.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:18 AM (f2WBH) Always let the perfect be the enemy of the good, right? WE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE UTOPIA THIS WAY, WE MUST STOP AND SET UP COMMITTEES TO STUDY HOW TO DO THE JOB PERFECTLY!!! Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR) 218
But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie Squash as a sport is ball-crushing. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK) Squash is the sound my pants make when I sit! Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1) 219
Japan learning about Chesterton's fence re: immigration:
@ERIKSON210 Translated from Japanese Copper wire cables for lighting at a municipal ballpark in Tochigi Prefecture stolen, night games canceled "Police believe a group of 29 Cambodians, including 2 individuals, is responsible and are investigating over 100 additional related offenses." Sorry, but shouldn't we prioritize immigration issues and harsher penalties for infrastructure theft over constitutional revision? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (X8xt3) 220
I CALL CHAIR
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR) 221
He might as well give up.
Bass got the coveted Magic Johnson endorsement. It's over. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer That Johnson has lost it's magic. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (TezPK) 222
Squash as a sport is ball-crushing.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (TezPK) I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player. Nice guy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:27 AM (iERP6) 223
215 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc) Noice! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (ynpvh) 224
That Johnson has lost it's magic.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (TezPK) Nah. It just traded 'magic' for 'AIDS.' Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iNUL3) 225
All of you people talking shit about American indian tribes, - why? You're still murdering and killing other tribes in other countries today in some fashion or other. It's the nature of what we are.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (D1E+2) 226
An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc) Someone should put that in her Xcrement feed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (Zz0t1) 227
I don't think Magic Johnson even lives in the area affected by the fires, so why is he commenting on what a great job she did during the fires except that she's a friend of his?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (PFs9e) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ) 229
But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE) Try cooking it with about 25% butter. That changes everything. In a good way! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iERP6) 230
mayor karen basura.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+) 231
The indians don't use their vote, like a fellow told me. They sell all their horses for booze and then they can't ride into town.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (j+GfC) 232
I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player.
Nice guy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo I bet he doesn't play pickleball, because he would have told you in the first 5 minutes. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (TezPK) 233
Don't forget to remove this sock, Sponge. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ) I won this round. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7) 235
>>I was at a business dinner last month and the guy next to me was an ex-professional squash player.
Squash is not a euphemism for Rugby, right? 'Cause you get squashed regularly in rugby. . .? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (X8xt3) 236
229 But, yeah, squash as a topping is soul crushing.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 13, 2026 10:23 AM (uRkVE) Try cooking it with about 25% butter. That changes everything. In a good way! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:28 AM (iERP6) Butter, Booze, and Bacon make food better. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ynpvh) 237
Always let the perfect be the enemy of the good, right?
WE WILL NEVER ACHIEVE UTOPIA THIS WAY, WE MUST STOP AND SET UP COMMITTEES TO STUDY HOW TO DO THE JOB PERFECTLY!!! Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:26 AM (rbvCR) We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year. If you’re happy with that, cool. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH) Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:30 AM (rbvCR) 239
Lovely, CBD. Thanks for a warm wakeup.
Posted by: creeper at May 13, 2026 10:30 AM (80oeU) 240
I, how you say, play squaws all day, every day.
-- Mandan Paolo Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ) 241
How to play the flute safely.
https://tinyurl.com/ytpn6ztk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7) First Daughter was in the marching band during the whole covid bullshit. She played a flute. They gave them the face gator with a hole in it for their instruments so they could blow all the spittle and air from their lungs into the air via an instrument. It was peak stupidity. But they were 10 feet apart......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1) 242
205 New Bass ad.
https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy New Bass Turd. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK) I'm amazed Cali Attorney General Rob Bonta hasn't arrested the makers of the Pratt videos and Pratt himself, for violations of some crazy Cali law. I suppose Newsom or someone else in the state government told him not to. Because the subsequent First Amendment violation lawsuits could be ruinous to the state budget. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (5rh/l) 243
215 don't forget hunny tossin.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (R11M+) 244
We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year.
If you’re happy with that, cool. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH) Better to just vote Democrat, then. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1) 245
We were promised 1M a year. We are getting 2700 a week which is 140k a year.
If you’re happy with that, cool. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH) NO I CALLED CHAIR OF THE PLANNING COMMITTEE ON PERFECTION IN DEPORTANTION, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, I GET THE GAVEL AND THE IMPORTANT HAT!!! ME! ME! I AM IMPORTANT AND NOT LIKE A LOSER AT ALL!!! YOU GO AWAY Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:32 AM (rbvCR) 246
Sunny Hostin doesn't think much of her audience, apparently. They are dumb children in need of her political lectures.
Wow. Mask firmly off! Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:33 AM (X8xt3) 247
Sunny Hostin doesn't think much of her audience, apparently. They are dumb children in need of her political lectures.
Wow. Mask firmly off! Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:33 AM (X8xt3) They forget that we like them much better when they pretend to be someone else. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (Zz0t1) 248
An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc) Shit On Sunny Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc) 249
I see that painting up top, I'm thinking David Lee Roth in deerskin!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (rGqqI) 250
242 205 New Bass ad.
https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy New Bass Turd. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK) I'm amazed Cali Attorney General Rob Bonta hasn't arrested the makers of the Pratt videos and Pratt himself, for violations of some crazy Cali law. I suppose Newsom or someone else in the state government told him not to. Because the subsequent First Amendment violation lawsuits could be ruinous to the state budget. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 10:31 AM (5rh/l) Love the gunshot in the end...LOL Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh) 251
If you’re happy with that, cool.
Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (f2WBH) This is like watching that Dana White interview by Charlamagne Tha Douche...... "Why don't you tell your friend Trump he's failing his people......" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 252
Squash is not a euphemism for Rugby, right?
'Cause you get squashed regularly in rugby. . .? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 10:29 AM (X8xt3) Nope! Real, actual squash, with rackets and everything! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (iERP6) 253
248 An anagram of Sunny Hostin is Ninny Shouts
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc) Shit On Sunny Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc) I don't think Amber Heard... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh) 254
Shit On Sunny Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:34 AM (J4Dwc) I don't think Amber Heard... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (ynpvh) *shudders* Posted by: Johnny Depp at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (Zz0t1) 255
205 New Bass ad.
https://tinyurl.com/pk2kk6mk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy New Bass Turd. Posted by: Joe Mama at May 13, 2026 10:22 AM (TezPK) perfect Posted by: LASue at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (lCppi) 256
238 "cobrate"
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+) Posted by: Cobra at May 13, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1) 258
257 my charge card with patrick starfish bent over with his shorts pulled down says "cobrate"
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 10:39 AM (R11M+) 259
Stonewall Starmer.
UK PM Starmer Hilariously Claims Removing Me is a Luxury Britain Can't Afford Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7) 260
I did not have Indians posing on titties on my bingo card.
Posted by: DanMan at May 13, 2026 10:42 AM (8uzBS) 261
UK PM Starmer Hilariously Claims Removing Me is a Luxury Britain Can't Afford
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7) Cancer is a thing chemo can't afford. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:42 AM (Zz0t1) 262
UK PM Starmer Hilariously Claims Removing Me is a Luxury Britain Can't Afford
--------- To be fair, he does work cheaper than any other PM currently on the market. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 13, 2026 10:42 AM (6/7Fs) 263
That's an incredibly strong tent.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 10:43 AM (psX8/) 264
263 That's an incredibly strong tent.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 13, 2026 10:43 AM (psX8/) it doubles as the world's crappiest trampoline... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:45 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 10:45 AM (J4Dwc) 266
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Posted by: Cody Jarrett, Native American Gangster at May 13, 2026 10:45 AM (6vPrf) 267
"Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! Ho!"
Posted by: Indian on a Teepee at May 13, 2026 10:48 AM (ynpvh) 268
Know who is not a rainmaker? Mamdani. He is the opposite. Everyone is leaving town.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 13, 2026 10:48 AM (QaH55) 269
George Carlin is overrated, as a comedian and as an artist.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 10:49 AM (xcxpd) 270
Would also accept "woo-woo"
Posted by: Weasel at May 13, 2026 10:02 AM (ei1sX) Whole buffalo, not holy cow. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 10:49 AM (dK+Kv) 271
268 Know who is not a rainmaker? Mamdani. He is the opposite. Everyone is leaving town.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 13, 2026 10:48 AM (QaH55) So he's causing of flood of folks outta NY? Get outta here! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:49 AM (ynpvh) 272
George Carlin is overrated, as a comedian and as an artist.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at May 13, 2026 10:49 AM (xcxpd) I will humbly disagree. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:49 AM (Zz0t1) 273
Won't somebody think of the lattes?
Howard Schultz Blasts Seattle Mayor’s “Socialist Rhetoric” as Starbucks Cuts 61 Jobs Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7) Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 10:50 AM (yKrqJ) 275
273 Won't somebody think of the lattes?
Howard Schultz Blasts Seattle Mayor’s “Socialist Rhetoric” as Starbucks Cuts 61 Jobs Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7) Commyism and Socialism are parasitic; when their host, Capitalism dies, they have nothing else to feed on. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 10:51 AM (ynpvh) 276
And an incredibly hot vent. Not sure I'd want to stand there. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 10:50 AM (yKrqJ) Hiz ballz wuz hot. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:51 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB) 278
His subsequent painting had a longer title: Rainmaker Fall Down Wigwam Smoke Hole And Break Neck, Then Rain Came.
Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 10:52 AM (kU0PQ) 279
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. Hinky art today. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB) I find it better than yesterday's baby faced nude. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:52 AM (Zz0t1) 280
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)
No coffee for you until you give us a Geezer Golf update. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ) 281
I saw Wigwam Smoke Hole open for Wet Leg at Trees in 2019.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) 282
I find it better than yesterday's baby faced nude.
Posted by: Sponge That was Monday. Yesterday was Jane Hathaway and her sister. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ) 283
Nope! Real, actual squash, with rackets and everything!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (iERP6) I prefer butter and brown sugar Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (rbvCR) 284
Anne Hathaway, I meant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ) 285
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That was Monday. Yesterday was Jane Hathaway and her sister. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ) Oh yeah......oops. Where have the days gone........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1) 286
Know who is not a rainmaker? Mamdani. He is the opposite. Everyone is leaving town.
- It's an economic miracle! Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day. - The miracle involved begging money from Governor Hochul. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7) 287
Anne Hathaway, I meant.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ) Nancy Kulp hardest hit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ) 289
No coffee for you until you give us a Geezer Golf update.
Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ) We played a team scramble. Won two skins and had a no putt. (Chipped in from off the green) Splitting the money, I pocketed $6. Didn't cover my bar bill. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (2WIwB) 290
His Indian name is Old Brave Who Yells at Clouds.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 13, 2026 09:32 AM (Riz8t) Someone needs to do the Grandpa Simpson meme, with a feather headdress on Grandpa Simpson. Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (kU0PQ) 291
Any luck on the car front? Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ) Naw. Another total..... Her license is suspended anyway, so we won't be getting another for a while. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:56 AM (Zz0t1) 292
283 Nope! Real, actual squash, with rackets and everything!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (iERP6) I prefer butter and brown sugar cast off the gourd! follow the shoe! Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2026 10:57 AM (oY6Yp) 293
These semi-subterranean structures ... were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) So... for the women, size isn't important? Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 10:58 AM (kU0PQ) 294
2053AD- Last democrat yells at god.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 10:58 AM (snZF9) 295
Naw. Another total.....
Her license is suspended anyway, so we won't be getting another for a while. Posted by: Sponge I thought you were gonna try to get a used car and use parts from it to repair hers. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ) 296
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
700,000 New Yorkers want Mayor Zohran removed. New Yorkers are already in open revolt against Mayor Zohran Mamdani, with petitions reportedly gaining 700,000 signatures in just 10 days demanding his recall and removal from office. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (MwdeY) 297
NEW: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson calls on Americans to stand up to attacks on the judiciary, says courts can't be 'beholden to the political branches...or to people'
- They're like gods looking down on us from Mount Olympus. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (ndZc7) 298
I thought you were gonna try to get a used car and use parts from it to repair hers. Posted by: Bulg at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ) That was the goal. Since they totaled it, they came and got it. It would've cost me 5k to buy it back. Nope. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1) 299
296 New Yorkers are already in open revolt against Mayor Zohran Mamdani, with petitions reportedly gaining 700,000 signatures in just 10 days demanding his recall and removal from office.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (MwdeY) They're about to learn, once you put a Muslim in charge, you belong to Islam forever. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (iXqHn) 300
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 10:55 AM (ndZc7)
I don't even think Mamdani writes his own speeches. He has people for that. I guess most politicians do . He's just supposed to be the smiling face of communism. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (Yl2Ob) 301
New Yorkers are already in open revolt against Mayor Zohran Mamdani, with petitions reportedly gaining 700,000 signatures in just 10 days demanding his recall and removal from office. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (MwdeY) Reap it, bishes. You chose to stay home instead of voting against his sorry ass. You still have made a choice.......... Elections have consequences, dipshits. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 11:00 AM (Zz0t1) 302
Minkey up
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (MwdeY) 303
These semi-subterranean structures ... were built primarily by women, with men deciding their size.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC) So... for the women, size isn't important? Posted by: GWB Well, women are homemakers. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (ndZc7) 304
MONKEY!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 11:01 AM (iNUL3) 305
The South Carolina Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Alex Murdaugh’s murder convictions and ordered a new trial in the killing of his wife and son in June 2021, saying the trial was marred by the “improper” influence of the county clerk Becky Hill. “Although we are aware of the time, money, and effort expended for this lengthy trial, we have no choice but to reverse the denial of Murdaugh’s motion for a new trial due to Hill’s improper external influences on the jury and remand for a new trial,” the justices wrote in a 5-0 vote. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 11:02 AM (Cqx++) 306
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
How long is her license suspended for? I'm sorry. Sometimes it's just really hard being a parent. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 11:02 AM (Yl2Ob) 307
153 If you need me, I'll be standing on top of the angry dome!
if he were a competent rainmaker, it'd be the thunder dome. Posted by: anachronda at May 13, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp) 308
Smokes in Crotch calls down the thunder
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:37 AM (xG4kz) And they called his sausage Li'l Smokie. Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 11:07 AM (kU0PQ) 309
These dwellings were known as Heroes' Hogans
Posted by: muldoon at May 13, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X) *golf clap* Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 11:14 AM (kU0PQ) 310
Why would they send that fat fuck Pritzer to Texas? He has all the charm of Jabba the Hutt, with blow.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at May 13, 2026 11:16 AM (Cjger) 311
306 brother i feel. but she's ok, car shmar.
Posted by: cmeat at May 13, 2026 11:17 AM (R11M+) The Morning Report — 5/ 13/26
The party considered all kinds of responses — including a scheme to force the retirement of every sitting justice on the Virginia Supreme Court. That's a perfectly normal reaction from a political party that claims they respect democratic norms, right? But they weren’t done. Marc Elias, the left's go-to power lawyer for all things election-related, took the rhetoric to a genuinely alarming place. Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished. I assure you that I am not joking. And no they are NOT joking either, as the past 70-200 years have shown!!! Have a good day.
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Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (MwdeY) 2
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT) 3
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (MwdeY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 5
Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur) 6
There are no depths to which the Left will not sink.
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (iXqHn) 7
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (GOOc7) 8
Top 10 despite the late start from JJ! Life is good.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (RjOoY) 9
JustTheNews:
In the final weeks of Joe Biden’s presidency, FBI agents tied to Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation memorialized anew their belief that President Donald Trump broke the law in contesting the 2020 election and secretly arranged to preserve their evidence until 2030 in memos that raise alarm they could revive their prosecution after Trump leaves office. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 07:58 AM (qIAN9) Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (RjOoY) 11
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e) 12
I would love to see the democrats in Virginia secede... again.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (SGnpG) 13
> Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government
---------- Wouldn't that mean they'd be out of a job too? I mean, I'm all for it if they end up abolishing themselves from power. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (jehhT) 14
Dogs sold for drugs, puppies found alive in trash cans - and other Democrat-run horrors.
If ever anything called for a roving band of stone-cold killers, this would be it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (qRla/) 15
10 Wow. That sounds kind of...insurrectiony.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:59 AM (RjOoY) It's (D)ifferent when they do it. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (iXqHn) 16
Abolish the Virginia government? Cool with me. Then leftists can find out what happens when there are no constraints on putting them in their places.
Posted by: DPICM at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (zweKz) Posted by: Millstones at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (0RGA5) 18
Dogs sold for drugs, puppies found alive in trash cans - and other Democrat-run horrors.
If ever anything called for a roving band of stone-cold killers, this would be it. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing Tanned, rested & ready! Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (MwdeY) Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (TgO2L) 20
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
==== RBe @RBPundit The "dogs raping Palestinian prisoners" story is an IQ test. If you believe it, you're clinically a moron. 2:13 PM · May 11, 2026 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX) 21
Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government
Sweet! Find out what 1863 was like without US statehood. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:03 AM (MwdeY) 22
The president needs Congress to act. There's no guarantee it will. GOP lawmakers, including Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), quickly promised legislation, but Senate Majority Leader John Thune was noncommittal.
Of course he's 'noncommittal.' Thune would never in a hundred years let such legislation pass. If it did and gas prices lowered, then the GOP might take the midterms, and that is the one thing they absolutely DO NOT WANT. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:03 AM (qRla/) 23
Abolish Marc Elias.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (zBP9L) Posted by: zombie Jeff Davis at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F) 25
5 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM ##### You gotta start in the morning if you want to drink all day! Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 08:04 AM (MwdeY) 27
State Rep. Juandalynn Givan (D-Birmingham) called U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) Associate Justice Clarence Thomas an "Uncle Tom" and the "one who sold us out in Africa" after a recent redistricting ruling on Monday.
‘Crazy ass Uncle Tom’: Democrat State Rep. Juandalynn Givan says Clarence Thomas ‘sold us back into the hands of the master’ Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (qIAN9) 28
These are children of hell, this DemoNcrat and liberal bunch. Send them back home, pushed through a barbed wire fence.
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat bastards at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (HeR4S) 29
That was a good article on Pope Francis from
"Frontpage". However, I would be surprised if all the thing happens under this Pope From a comment following the article: "Be prepared for married clergy, normalization of same sex marriages, acceptance of transgender clergy, tacit acceptance of abortion and euthanasia" Pope Leo has already said he will not endorse same sex marriages , and he's been pretty clear about his opposition to abortion, and transgender clergy- I don't think so. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (PFs9e) 30
Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government
Sounds like they're trying the populist route! Come abolish the PA government, too, while you're in the neighborhood. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:05 AM (XFXIk) 31
And no they are NOT joking either, as the past 70-200 years have shown!!!
I read this at first as 'the past 20-700 years'. Which totally would also fit. Now to read the content! Posted by: RandomDave at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY) 32
It's all part of my Grand Plan to become New Jersey.
Posted by: Virginia at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1) 33
Arrest Marc Elias.
We got plenty of laws to choose from. Set some boundaries on discourse, like ending the US of A. Have we no superfund sites to clean? No canals to be dug? Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ) 34
Morning JJ and the Horde. Looks like the squishy Sec of State in Nebraska was defeated in the GOP primary last night.
Posted by: Jonah at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (YCxFk) 35
Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
So Chicago Pope Leo gives an award to the Islamic regimes representative. How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ) 36
My favorite whining by the Democrats about Virginia is the "how dare the courts overturn the will of the people!" I recommend responding by asking how they felt about the courts overturning California's prop 8 back in 2008...you know, where California voters choose to amend the State constitution to outlaw gay marriage, which the state courts had previously imposed on them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (ycI94) 37
It's time to dissolve the peoples of Virginia and install a new electorate.
Posted by: Marc Elias at May 13, 2026 08:08 AM (wVcYX) 38
Who names their kid Juandalynn?
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 13, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1) 39
35 How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ) Probably not nearly as much as you think. Remember how cheap a lay Warmonger Bolton was. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (iXqHn) 40
It's an interesting platform, "Abolish All The Things" these "new age" Democrats are running on.
You have to admit it's a little better sounding than "Kill All Republicans." Not that the intent is any different. It's just better marketing. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT) 41
Democrats have long held a tenuous relationship with democracy. It’s like riding the bus, when you get to your destination, you get off. So long as “the people” vote the correct way, everything is fine. If not, not. As a class, they have a lot of control freaks, and then complain about “authoritarian”
Posted by: Common Tater at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (KMICP) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (zBP9L) 43
You have to admit it's a little better sounding than "Kill All Republicans." Not that the intent is any different. It's just better marketing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (jehhT) ---- The policy never changes because the policy is never wrong. Only the messaging changes. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (gnNyN) 44
I would rather President Trump cut Xi's throat than shake his hand.
When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX) 45
Marc Elias, do overs !!!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (z2aPa) 46
In good news there were no pogroms in Brooklyn last night
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (gu0hJ) 47
Air Force One has landed in Beijing.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 13, 2026 08:12 AM (jyyfa) 48
In response, Democrats want to block vouchers so the kids can’t escape the reservation. Still the real question is what impact will this have on the people who matter most. Not the kids. Obviously. But the unions.
Rep. Gina Hinojosa, D-Austin, asked whether the enrollment decline could affect the teacher retirement system. “Have you looked at the impact that this decline will have on the viability of the teacher retirement system?” Hinojosa said. This system isn’t built for kids, it’s built for unions. And until that changes, the system will abuse and fail kids just like a Dickensian orphanage. The obvious answer is to transition away from TRS to 401k accounts for teachers (and any other government workers getting an old style pension). There is a reason why industry moved away from pensions long ago. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e) 49
San Franpsycho
I want Trump to get out of China alive. Nuclear deterrence is not what it used to be. As the tail of the last logistic plane leaves Chinese airspace, start the bombing in Iran. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ) 50
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2026 08:14 AM (53oGX) Posted by: Me And The Duck at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2) 52
Newsweek: AOC Surges to Lead in 2028 Primary for First Time—Most Accurate Pollster (AtlasIntel). AOC led with 26% support. Former Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg followed with 22%, while California Governor Gavin Newsom received 21% support in the poll. Former Vice President Kamala Harris received the backing of 13% of respondents.
Go for it! I was in the "She should run for senate against Schumer" camp, but if she is going to enter the presidential race as a front runner, I am on board. I would vote for her, as I did Clinton and Harris. But do we really think running a woman will work? In 2016 and 2024 the woman was BY FAR the best candidate. Yet they lost. I just think it's a mistake and a lesson not learned. This feels too hopeful like Bernie, and will probably be rejected but I've been saying for about 6 years at least, AOC 2028 I'll support whatever she does, but I'm not excited to watch *another* incredibly capable woman lose to the worst possible option because of her gender... Please AOC, run for senate and let's get Schumer the fuck outta here instead 🙏 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94) 53
I used to have a different nic
Unilaterally impose 401K on teacher unions for allowing them to exist. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ) 54
As most others of his ilk continue to rub garlic on their bullets ...
----------- ... and engrave SS Totenkopf images and messages. Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (7Wb7n) 55
The president needs Congress to act. There's no guarantee it will. GOP lawmakers, including Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), quickly promised legislation, but Senate Majority Leader John Thune was noncommittal.
Trump Pressures House GOP to Stop Stalling Anti-Wall Street Housing Bill. The SAVE Act... The GOP are completely derelict in their duties. They are sabotagers. They are liars. They are traitorous. They are utterly useless except when it comes to thwarting Trump's agenda, and thus, We the People who put him there. My anger for them now grows exponentially. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI) 56
Democrat State Rep. Juandalynn Givan says Clarence Thomas ‘sold us back into the hands of the master’
Juandalynn??? Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2) 57
Chief Democratic Zagan, Marc Elias is a nationally recognized authority in voting rights, redistricting, dirty tricks and lawfare.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (qIAN9) Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt) 59
Term limits don’t drain the swamp—they empower the permanent bureaucracy by forcing out the only elected officials experienced enough to challenge it.
While there may be issues with term limits, this concern is bullshit. I've never been an elected official and I am aware that the way to deal with a recalcitrant bureaucracy is to eliminate it, and the people working for it (their jobs, not the people), and replace it if absolutely necessary. Our current Congress People for Life don't seem to ever challenge the permanent bureaucracy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e) 60
The crowd of kids with the flags at the Peking airport is so Chinese. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (Y8DZL) 61
Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government.
----------- Demoncrat-Communists Yesteday: NO KINGS!!! Demoncrat-Communists Today: MAKE KINGS GREAT AGAIN!!! Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:18 AM (7Wb7n) 62
Barky doesn't go away because he's scared to spend more time with Big Mike
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:20 AM (gu0hJ) 63
Lady in Black
I agree. What to do? What is to be done? As self-servingly stupid as the GOPe is, they calibrate actions to be a tad bit better than the insane totalitarian sociopaths of the Democrat party. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ) 64
The Senate Special Committee on Investigations announced Monday that it had subpoenaed Abrams, as well as New Georgia Project leaders Lauren Groh-Wargo and Nsé Ufot.
-- What the hell is a Nse Ufot? Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI) 65
Today's little kids waving flags at Beijing airport is tomorrow's Red Guard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (gu0hJ) 66
Today Is National Apple Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC) 67
16 Abolish the Virginia government? Cool with me. Then leftists can find out what happens when there are no constraints on putting them in their places.
Posted by: DPICM It will take a few seconds and then the horrified realization kicks in. I like it. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (RjOoY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ) 69
>Still lecturing. Still dividing.
Why Won’t Barack Obama Go Away? ---- ego conceit narcissism Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt) ------------ "You can't abandon a 65-year-old GloboHomo Deep State PsyOp. Hell, you can't even abandon a pair of 80-year-old ones like me and Hillary!" /Bubba Clinton, Esquire Sans Law License Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (7Wb7n) 70
> Still lecturing. Still dividing.
Why Won’t Barack Obama Go Away? ---- I figure he's being paid. No politico ever does anything, ever, without being paid. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (jehhT) 71
Mamdani got a bailout of sorts from Hochul and Albany. Great, my mid Hudson taxes are going into the pockets of NYC corruptocrats
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (gu0hJ) 72
Nsé Ufot is an activist, community organizer, and the former chief executive officer of the New Georgia Project, a voter support and legal action nonprofit organization founded by Stacey Abrams
Born in Nigeria. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:23 AM (ix8EF) 73
Another nail in the UK's coffin:
https://tinyurl.com/4ufmwpmh Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:11 AM (zBP9L) Before people start bitching about Chucky 3, I remind you that he's reading a statement prepared for him by the current government. That's not to suggest that he would be opposed, merely that folks have an inflated opinion of his powers. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e) 74
"What the hell is a Nse Ufot?"
+++ It's a major challenge for limerick writers, I can tell you that! Posted by: Limerick lover at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1) 75
66 Today Is National Apple Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood That's silly. Apple trees have only just bloomed. Apples are months away from ripening. Posted by: Granny Smith at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2) 76
Baahrocko Bamer is the 10y old gum stuck to the desk stored in the D.C ED stock room on the back lot.
Posted by: kingsman at May 13, 2026 08:25 AM (ehY6c) 77
Good morning, everyone. Back home in North AL again today. REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb Asking to learn. Why do they need all the water? The only thing I can imagine is for water chilled hvac systems and the heat they produce evaporates the water. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (QVmho) 78
I doubt King Charles has much time left. He's leaving the heavy lifting, if it's going to be done, to William
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gu0hJ) Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (gtcuf) 80
Sen. Fetterman Calls for Democratic Party to ‘Confront Its Own Rising Antisemitism Problem’
… comes on the heels of Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice, elected as a Democrat, changing his registration to ‘independent’ based on “rising Jew-hate” in Democrat Party Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (qIAN9) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ) 82
Today's little kids waving flags at Beijing airport is tomorrow's Red Guard
But first they must come to the US and attend college while spying for The Party. Posted by: The Craw at May 13, 2026 08:28 AM (j+GfC) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ) 84
Hamas forced sex between family members as part of Oct. 7 torture campaign, probe finds: ‘You hear the screams’
-- Don't read this link unless you are ready to face the truth that there are real demons among us. The most vile, horrific beings ever created. There is no redemption and no salvation for this pure wickedness. I can no longer pray for excrement such as this. I can only pray that G*d brings forth His fury and wrath on them in this life. Likely though, it won't come until they close their eyes for the last time. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: Kweisi Mfume at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1) 86
Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ix8EF) 87
Nice to see King Charles is still alive, but my burning question off the day is Prince Albert still in the can?
Posted by: Smoky Stover at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2) 88
80 Sen. Fetterman Calls for Democratic Party to ‘Confront Its Own Rising Antisemitism Problem’
… comes on the heels of Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justice, elected as a Democrat, changing his registration to ‘independent’ based on “rising Jew-hate” in Democrat Party Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:27 AM (qIAN9) They won't. They made their bed with Islam and they're proud of it. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (iXqHn) 89
The name Juandalynn is a feminine name that combines elements from Spanish and English origins.
Juan is derived from Hebrew, meaning "God is gracious," and has a long history in Spanish-speaking cultures. Lynn is of English origin, meaning "pool" or "lake". Together, Juandalynn can be interpreted as "God is gracious by the lake" or "God's grace near the waterfall". Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (qIAN9) 90
Good morning! 1 class down, 2 to go. I did not sleep at all last night, so could be an interesting one. Maybe the world will keep things on a dull roar today? Maybe?
Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (Wmg4n) 91
Nse Ufot
Gesundheit Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (gu0hJ) 92
"Data Center," is so innocuous sounding, isn't it.
Posted by: davidt at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (Q+gd/) 93
Nice to see King Charles is still alive, but my burning question off the day is Prince Albert still in the can?
Posted by: Smoky Stover at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2) Someone give that poor bastard some Exlax. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e) 94
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM
You are braver than I am. I couldn't even read that article from "Frontpage" after I saw the headline. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (ix8EF) 95
Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (ix8EF) Odds on both ignoring the subpoena and not appearing? Leaving the GOPe actors mouth agape as they do nothing to force compliance. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (1Ff7Z) 96
Juandalynn sounds like the name of a musical instrument.
What's that sound? Oh, never mind, it's just Consuela playing her juandalynn. Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc) 97
Morath told legislators the state lost 75,000 students in one year.
“We cannot tell you the precise cause of this,” Morath said. duh illegals leaving the US Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur) 98
FenelonSpoke
They can claim to be sucked into the Abrams gravity well. Show some pride, Nsé Ufot. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ) 99
Thanks NaCly! One time construction then? Once and done? Posted by: BifBewalski at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (QVmho) 100
NYC’s traffic cameras are now writing fiction. The famous “Knight Rider” car KITT has been hit with a speeding ticket in Brooklyn — despite sitting on display inside an Illinois automotive museum for years. The Volo Museum, based north of Chicago, said it received a $50 ticket from the New York City Department of Finance tied to its replica of the famous TV car from the 1980s series starring David Hasselhoff.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (qIAN9) 101
39 35 How much are the Islamic states bribing our elite, political or otherwise to sell out the West? I doubt the elite have thought this out, penny wise and pound foolish and all yhst
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gu0hJ) Probably not nearly as much as you think. Remember how cheap a lay Warmonger Bolton was. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:09 AM (iXqHn) 0.1%. One dollar in a thousand. That is the pattern I have noticed in news stories about corrupt officials accepting bribes to steer inflated contracts: they actually get very little, even when you adjust for the (under-sized) cost. It makes sense; they can't openly solicit bids for who's willing to offer the biggest share, and their partner in crime knows that it isn't costing them anything (since they're selling what isn't theirs). Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (Sy6m/) 102
86 Anyone who works with Stacy Abrams ( as Ms. Ufot does or did) I already have suspicions about.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM ---- Something something Golden Corral buffet. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 13, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1) 103
I am interested in learning what portion of the $29 B cost of this phase of the Iran war is already sunk (e.g. running the ships, paying the crews, etc. ) into a functioning military and what portion is the marginal cost of this particular action (e.g. weapons fired).
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (BW+Gb) 104
Read the article about RH Lossin, the sabotage expert at Harvard.
I guess she wouldn't be upset if we stole her stuff and burned her house down. Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (gu0hJ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ) 106
Lady in Black, the depravity was off the chart. The sadistic things done to so many of the women . I want them all to burn before they ever get to Hell.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (z2aPa) 107
The lovely and talented Angela Rose tried to visit the site of a new data center in Colorado, got kicked out and followed by security:
https://tinyurl.com/5xcu5det Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (gtcuf) 108
actually inside the beltway
Parts and especially fuel costs are up. The figure includes replacing the ordnance used. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ) 109
There is no redemption and no salvation for this pure wickedness.
Nope. They need to be ended and sent to their father. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY) 110
"Juandalynn" might be fun in a limerick.
Posted by: But this isn't the Art Thread at May 13, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1) 111
This feels too hopeful like Bernie, and will probably be rejected but I've been saying for about 6 years at least, AOC 2028
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 13, 2026 08:15 AM (ycI94) ****** Yeah, because she was such a genius on the world stage. Seriously, if AOC got elected POTUS this country would become the biggest laughingstock in its history. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC) 112
105 Piper
I will toss silver glitter into the Kansas sky to hear your request. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 Thank you, Salty! Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (Wmg4n) 113
Juan is derived from Hebrew, meaning "God is gracious,"...
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 08:30 AM (qIAN9) _ Same as John. The original Hebrew name is יוחנן - Yochanan. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (MtA6K) 114
"The Pope awards Vatican's highest diplomatic honor to Iran envoy..Leo XIV grants the Order of Pius IX to the Iranian ambassador to the Holy See.." 30 years from now the Vatican will try to deny that they had anything to do with the massacres in Iran. They just boosted the regime and gave them cover...As per usual.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (GD0B3) 115
BifBewalski
It's just one data center construction of many. I see a lot of local anger at the water issue and increases in power use billed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ) 116
OK, folks, going to try to write. Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (qRla/) 117
Lady in Black, the depravity was off the chart. The sadistic things done to so many of the women . I want them all to burn before they ever get to Hell.
-- I do too. And now we read that the sadism wasn't just the women, but also entire families, men, women, children, old people. It's incomprehensible evil on a scale that can't be measured. Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (qBdHI) 118
>>>Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.
He's not wrong. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (dK+Kv) 119
They won't. They made their bed with Islam and they're proud of it. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM Their mental leaps justifying how it’s not antisemitism is something to behold. Posted by: Piper at May 13, 2026 08:38 AM (Wmg4n) 120
good morning JJ, Horde
New from Pfizer: Hantalien! This experimental gene therapy will give you 100% immunity from Hanta virus AND interdimensional beings! Posted by: callsign claymore at May 13, 2026 08:39 AM (/6r4m) 121
"Critical reactions on social media
The award has generated harsh criticism among commentators and conservative figures in the United States and Europe. Some interpret the gesture as a symbolic legitimation of a regime accused of persecuting opponents, religious minorities, and converts to Christianity. The journalist and writer Rod Dreher publicly questioned the recognition by recalling the internal repressions of the Iranian regime, while in other comments, X users denounce that Iran maintains the death penalty for Muslims converted to Christianity..." Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ) 123
Tank Abrams pulls people, objects, $$$, into her orbit just by her mass alone. It's not her magnetic personality.
Posted by: Three Stooges In Orbit at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2) 124
Marc Elias is a nasty bag of shit.
He is the nexus, the clearinghouse for all the lawfare against Trump. He was the one that lobbied all the states to illegally change their laws in 2020. And the one arguing no one had standing to challenge. He is Obama's lawyer. It's an absolute guarantee he coordinated via cut-outs, the NY, GA and Jack Smith lawsuits. And he's hiding multiple illegal ex parte communications with judges; and especially court staff to route his cases to the judge he wants Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (5a8RM) 125
Maybe Leo the Commie should learn history. The walls of the Vatican were begun in the 9th and 10th centuries to stop Saracen (Muslim) pirates from raiding the Holy See. Ain't no different now Chicago boy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (gu0hJ) 126
And while you weren't looking, the Gazans continue to humiliate the American president.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX) 127
Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.
I'm true! Posted by: Horseshoe Theory at May 13, 2026 08:41 AM (Gb8Jd) 128
I guess the 42,000+ Iranians killed by the regime months ago wasn't a factor in leo's decision.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:41 AM (z2aPa) 129
That's just Pope Bob being...well, Bob.
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 08:42 AM (J4Dwc) 130
San Franpsycho
Have they rebuilt? Still in rubble? I do want the human gene pool cleansed of Hamas. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ) 131
This is why I laugh when they say Trump is crazy or creates chaos or whatever.
All Trump does is what they do and he's better at it. Think about it. We live under their tyranny as it is, and then claim they are totally normal. One day we wake up and it's WE'RE REMAKING ALL THE DISTRICTS FUCK YOU. Then it's PACK THE COURT. The next day it's GET RID OF VIRGINIA. What more "chaos" does anyone need? And they try to tell us all along it's us and they THEY are moral and good. It's like living with an emotional abuser. Trump is just the dude who fights back. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 08:43 AM (QV+TG) 132
I guess the 42,000+ Iranians killed by the regime months ago wasn't a factor in leo's decision.
==== This will be remembered. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) 133
Isn't Tank Abrams the President of the Federation of Planets? Why is she mucking around with we plebes?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (gu0hJ) 134
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh ELON MUSK spotted walking behind President Trump after they stepped off Air Force One in Beijing @ElonMusk right next to @EricTrump and Jensen https://tinyurl.com/5dj5vx39 Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ) 136
Salty
I am still of the opinion that the entire population should have been driven into Egypt, where they belong. With their loving brethren. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX) 137
When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho China and Xi are not the CCP, just as America and Trump are not the Deep State, etc., etc. for many countries. Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (XFXIk) 138
Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:45 AM (t+TFX) 139
and Jensen
https://tinyurl.com/5dj5vx39 Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC) ==== Jensen Huang works for the CCP. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX) 140
107 The lovely and talented Angela Rose tried to visit the site of a new data center in Colorado, got kicked out and followed by security:
Posted by: Delurker HA! As foretold, these data centers employment will be almost entirely given over to guards. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL) 141
Morning again, news folken,
The Idiotic Revenue Service remains, well, idiotic. I told them on my return to apply my refund to next year's taxes. This confused them and they sent me a letter form saying I didn't give them my bank info. Couldn't get a human on the phone; online it won't LET me update my bank info. And my local office is downtown, a very inconvenient place. Oh, well. Their website for the form says if I ignore the notice, they'll issue a paper check in six weeks or so anyway. Woden's Day, innit? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9) 142
China and Xi are not the CCP, just as America and Trump are not the Deep State, etc., etc. for many countries.
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM (XFXIk) ==== Huh? Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ) 144
PDT steps off the plane with proof China has been feeding Iran satellite images of our bases in the Middle East.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (z2aPa) 145
“On major roads outside of built-up areas, the maximum speed limit allowed would be 55mph, to maximise the efficiency of fuel use as well as improving safety.” The policy also says the party would pursue travel “demand management” measures aimed at reducing the “speeds and volume of motorised traffic.”
ADL Anti Destination League Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur) 146
San Franpsycho
That is an extra step. The question I have is do we have enough MOABs to lay on a Gaza grid? Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: A Zanti Misfit at May 13, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F) 148
Ben Had
Add Russian ELINT to the list. We have always known, but now China is vulnerable to our power. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ) 149
Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:45 AM (t+TFX) ------------ * Massachusetts in general and Boston in particular -- the "birthplace" and "cradle" of the American Revolution -- has entered the chat * I am reminded of the line "What the hell happened?!?!?!" at the end of the '66 WWII naval movie "The Sand Pebbles" set in 1926 Chy-na ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:50 AM (7Wb7n) 150
The party considered all kinds of responses — including a scheme to force the retirement of every sitting justice on the Virginia Supreme Court.
The left: Judges are non-partisan arbiters of truth and justice and we need them to remain fully independent to keep rogue elected officials in check Also the left: If a judge disagrees with us zer should be immediately removed from office Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm) 151
Jensen Huang works for the CCP.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX) ***** Always keep your enemies closer?! Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC) 152
Consider the role of Virginia in the attainment of our independence and formation of our country. Now look at it. What greater evidence do we need of a domestic enemy eating away at our vital organs?
Oh...take a look at MA while you ae at bit. It is common for the people in Boston, Lexington and Concord to argue things would have been better if the Brits had won the Rev War... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm) 153
ELON MUSK spotted walking behind President Trump after they stepped off Air Force One in Beijing
Delighted to hear this. Musk and Trump together is always a good sign. Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (t+TFX) 154
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1) 156
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 08:44 AM
Really? They cannot separate the policies of the Pope from the theology and sacramental beauty which they resonate with with and love? No person wishing for conversion voted for this Pope nor do they have to support his politics.. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (PFs9e) 157
>>>Babylon Bee:
‘I am your father,’ Trump reveals to horrified Mark Hamill" >We are going to have an entire generation of some of the ugliest babies ever. With so many fake and phony woman and mothers on social media, - you can't get a plastic surgeon in the womb. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (D1E+2) 158
Through the mysterious mist of ground fog Come the terrible Israeli rape dogs Give a treat if they beg Or they'll hump your leg And splatter your jeans with crotchnog!! Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG) Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 08:53 AM (X8xt3) 160
Jensen Huang works for the CCP.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX) Brought him as hostage , for safety ? Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3) 161
When can we start going after all Democrats for treason?
They are actively trying to destroy The United States of America. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1) 162
And while you weren't looking, the Gazans continue to humiliate the American president.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX) - More so, Netanyahu. Since Oct. 8, 2023, Moshe Feiglin has constantly warned that this would happen. He was even banished for a long time from Israel's CH14 TV, Israel's sole "right-wing conservative" channel. See if the English translation is available to you: https://tinyurl.com/2rawkrmy Feiglin's most recent book, "Israel Is Just the beginning: How Israel’s Fight Against Radical Islam and Progressivism Protects the Identity and Liberty of the Civilized World", is now available in English on Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/vv6vbaf Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (MtA6K) 163
“On major roads outside of built-up areas, the maximum speed limit allowed would be 55mph, to maximise the efficiency of fuel use as well as improving safety.” The policy also says the party would pursue travel “demand management” measures aimed at reducing the “speeds and volume of motorised traffic.”/i]
Our highways were mostly built for 1950s era cars to do 75MPH And...much of the country doesn't have a speed limit that high on any of their highways on which people drive cars with generations of improved tech.... It is insane. It is one part funding for localities and states and one part global warming stupidity and yet people stand for it. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm) 164
Should Virginia "abolish their government", then BINGO! revert them to territorial status and toss their Congresscritters out of Washington. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM (xG4kz) 165
156- meant " politics" not "policies"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 08:55 AM (PFs9e) 166
"REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb"
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing. Posted by: George Constanza, Data Center Supervisor at May 13, 2026 08:55 AM (cWLG3) 167
To steal a favorite from the Left:
"We had to burn Our Democracy(tm) to save it!!" -- Democrats to Virginia Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (X8xt3) 168
The Fix for VA:
Fill in the square with DC Ban federal employees to vote in a federal election for any cycle in which they've worked for the government Oh and most importantly, prosecute, arrest, and hang publicly anyone guilty of vote fraud Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm) 169
If Virginia wants to abolish their state government, go for it!
No one will be collecting state taxes. State workers (almost all Dems) will become unemployed. There is NO guarantee that any new government arising from the ashes will resemble the government the Dems want. Because the rural regions will suddenly have a rather loud voice in how things are run, since no one will be able to arrest them for standing up for their rights. Good luck with that plan, Dems! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (gnNyN) 170
"Jeremy Boreing
@JeremyDBoreing 15h Tucker Carlson called it "evil" when Ben Shapiro suggested Americans should move away from their hometowns toward opportunity. What Tucker is calling evil is one of the most biblical—and one of the most American—things a person can do: Go from your country and your kindred and your father's house to the land that I will show you. But the real story is bigger than Tucker. The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him. Anyone telling you that the way to restore what you have lost is to find the people who took it and make them pay is not your friend" Also, deeply UnAmerican, and the same woke, victimhood, Socialist shit that the left's been selling for generations. Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3) 171
Democrats will pack scotus.
Republicans won’t pas a voter ID bill. All you need to know about the two parties. Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (f2WBH) 172
"The Pope awards Vatican's highest diplomatic honor to Iran envoy..Leo XIV grants the Order of Pius IX to the Iranian ambassador to the Holy See.." 30 years from now the Vatican will try to deny that they had anything to do with the massacres in Iran. They just boosted the regime and gave them cover...As per usual.
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:36 AM (GD0B3) ------------- Who knew the Anti-Christ would be the First American Pope? /rhetorical Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 08:57 AM (7Wb7n) 173
Shown the atrocities of 10/7 the lunatics just shrug and say: "They had it coming" or, "It was a false flag operation", even "It never happened". 9/11 Style lies told over and over. You'll be hearing it again. They love to pretend, just like the Holocaust deniers. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL) 174
Who gives awards to terrorists ? The Vatican!
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3) 175
The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time. Question is, is it too much and too fast for the conservative mind to comprehend? Are we cognitively, morally capable of absorbing it all and reacting while we still have time?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (t+TFX) 176
The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.
===== Let's not be hasty. Posted by: Gen. Augusto Pinochet savior of Chilean democracy at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX) 177
175 The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time. Question is, is it too much and too fast for the conservative mind to comprehend? Are we cognitively, morally capable of absorbing it all and reacting while we still have time?
Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (t+TFX) Doesn't seem like there is much we can legally do to them. Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 08:59 AM (iXqHn) 178
Or a simple fix for VA...introduce "South VA" which would be the parts not fill of federal bureaucrats...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm) 179
Should Virginia "abolish their government", then BINGO! revert them to territorial status and toss their Congresscritters out of Washington.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 08:54 AM ---- Ahem. Colony. We were never one of those (shudder)... territories. Posted by: The snooty Commonwealth of Virginia at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1) 180
Elias could get what he wants, a new Virginia government, but it looks to take a convention to devise a new Constitution, and then a referendum punctuated by a few years of litigation.
In other words, probably will not affect the midterms. At least not in this decade. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:00 AM (hkixX) 181
The Leftists are revealing themselves and their true nature and intentions in real time.
Like with the Islamists I often tell more moderate conservatives to listen to what the left says and believe they mean what they say they are going to do... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm) 182
>>When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Eh, that's part of his charm offensive. He will compliment the nation to highlight its positives, as a sort of reverse negging. Like, you are so awesome, why would you decline to become even more awesome by not agreeing to my proposal? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3) 183
It was Luther's pilgrimage to Rome that opened his eyes. He saw the corrupt hierarchy of clergy living like pampered drunken princes. Nothing has changed there.
Posted by: No Hope In Pope!! at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (oftw2) Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX) 185
168 Ban federal employees to vote in a federal election for any cycle in which they've worked for the government
Posted by: 18-1 Given the racial makeup of federal employment, it would be tossed out of court the first day as discriminatory. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (Y8DZL) 186
Good luck with that plan, Dems!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 08:56 AM (gnNyN) This story, and the entire situation is a good lesson on how the “win at all costs” mentality, if taken to its logical conclusion, always ends in madness and self destruction. The Black Knight in Holy Grail is funny because that’s what the true fanatics turn into. It’s not just a lesson for government, it’s a lesson for life. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (AnnNE) 187
REPORT: Blackstone-Owned Data Center Drained 30 Million Gallons Of Water From Atlanta Suburb
------------ The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020? That explains a lot ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (7Wb7n) 188
Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ) 189
Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!
Me: yeah but we have planes that go 500 mph. What’s your point? Posted by: Heroq at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (f2WBH) 190
But the real story is bigger than Tucker.
The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him. What if it is determined that the enemy is Qatucker? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1) 191
Finally, SpaceX launches Starship this afternoon/early evening.
Good luck SpaceX!! Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX) Finally? Haven't they launched several? Diddn't they launch the vessel that rescued the astronauts abandoned in the ISS by Biden? Finally? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (QV+TG) 193
189 Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!
The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future.™ Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (RjOoY) 194
Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM (7Wb7n)
Turns out it was never broken. It was resting. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (QV+TG) 195
When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Eh, that's part of his charm offensive. He will compliment the nation to highlight its positives, as a sort of reverse negging. Like, you are so awesome, why would you decline to become even more awesome by not agreeing to my proposal? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3) Trump has learned, probably through his business dealings, that offering sweet first usually works well. Even if they're only sweet words. Also, it indicates confidence and actual power. That's why primitive turdbites like the Iranian gov't go first with the ludicrous threats and insults. They're stupid and have nothing. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (iJfKG) 196
What is interesting is that exactly 87 years ago (May 11, 1939) hitler's secret envoy met for the first time with pius xii. Pius XI, on the other hands, was staunchly opposed to hitler, and made himself unavailable to his envoys...and then the died in 1939..
Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3) 197
Don't read this link unless you are ready to face the truth that there are real demons among us.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 13, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI) ====================== Increasingly, I follow this advice even watching or reading main stream news. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (hkixX) 198
The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?
That explains a lot ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM Well that's a piss-poor excuse for suspending operations. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (Qk4K8) 199
193 The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future
My take on why they love trains is a lot more...nefarious. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (gtcuf) 200
>When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ----- Trump says a lot of stuff some true some bluff some trolling some chaff Posted by: Don Black at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt) 201
>>The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.
Who is "the populist right" of which he speaks -- is this MAGA/Trump, or those who reject Trump and want to stick with status quo Republicanism? Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3) 202
The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future
Most of the lefties I know that want the US to have a train system like Europe or China tell me it will be great because once all those other people are, uh, persuaded to take the train, the leftist in question will be able to drive to their job and favorite entertainment destinations without worrying about traffic. Yes they are that evil/clueless. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm) Posted by: Dr. Freud at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3) 204
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0 Thousands of leftists think that Trump was banned from China thanks to TikTok propaganda peddlers. I really can’t with these people! https://tinyurl.com/2rb3ycfy Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC) 205
When Trump speaks positively about China my head starts to spin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho ----- Blowing smoke up the ass of a country you're about to visit in the hopes they don't assassinate you isn't always a bad thing......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1) 206
I really can’t with these people! https://tinyurl.com/2rb3ycfy Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC) Am I the only one shocked there wasn't a fire alarm chirp in that video? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) 207
Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:05 AM (iJfKG)
It's also difficult for the other party to react to. I had to deal with a narcissistic lying shitstain of a human every day for quite some time and oh boy did he HATE it when I complimented him in front of other people. Just hated it. They just don't know what to do with it, and you can tell how much they resent you when you do it. So can others. Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (QV+TG) 208
Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE) 209
Haven't they launched several? Diddn't they launch the vessel that rescued the astronauts abandoned in the ISS by Biden?
Finally? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1) ================= This is the first test for "version 3", the 100 ton capacity ship going into orbit. It's a big deal. Ultimately, they will double the lift capacity to 200 tons, but this is a big step toward getting loads into orbit big enough to build in-space refueling, a moon station, and the Heinlein-inspired moon catapult. Big plans hinge on this test. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (hkixX) 210
Blowing smoke up the ass of a country you're about to visit in the hopes they don't assassinate you isn't always a bad thing......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1) It was smart to bring all those Execs with him... And Rubio and Hegseth also... Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (FtULh) 211
>>Trump has learned, probably through his business dealings, that offering sweet first usually works well.
Even if they're only sweet words. Exactly! For decades, the DC approach has been to show up, then scold and lecture. Refreshing that Trump doesn't do this. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3) 212
The voters will reject Democrats. The voting machines and mail-in ballots, won’t.
If there was ever a time to beat the cheat it will be the midterms. Democrats are desperate. They will stop at nothing to win, no matter how unlawful, undemocratic or unethical. Expect the worst things one can conspire. Posted by: Vengeance at May 13, 2026 09:09 AM (NjrsW) 213
Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:07 AM (NpAcC)
The hell is she wearing on her head? Looks like a blueberry mated with a shower cap. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (gtcuf) 214
The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?
That explains a lot ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:02 AM Well, you see......Delta is an airline based in Atlanta. Delta flies to Detroit. A water leak in Atlanta directly affects Detroit, so ballot counting had to stop. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) 215
I assumed populist right meant Megain, Tuqqah, etc
Posted by: ... at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (QV+TG) 216
Leftists cream themselves when it comes to China and trains. Did you know they have trains that can go 200 mph? They’re sooooooo awesome!!!
The only reason I think they have such a love for trains is that they went to Europe or Japan on a trip and decided that this was the Way of the Future.™ Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 09:04 AM (RjOoY) I don't know about the wave of the future, but- It's a delight to ride on Japanese trains. They're well-run, on time, clean, and safe. European trains less so, British rails barf, and American trains, sadly, are only fit for vomitting plague cats. Do I want to give up my car? Nope. However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG) 217
206 Am I the only one shocked there wasn't a fire alarm chirp in that video?
Anthony Cumia cracks me up when he plays the CHIRP sound effect over clips of the usual suspects talking. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf) 218
The "burst water pipe" -- later "clarified" to be a leak from a urinal --- on November 3, 2020?
The left's final take on that argument is: We never told anyone the counting was going to stop or told republican observers to go home. They just did it all by their own volition for some unknown reason. And yes their is plenty of video refuting this but they do not care. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm) 219
A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.
Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system. Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo) 220
Who is "the populist right" of which he speaks -- is this MAGA/Trump, or those who reject Trump and want to stick with status quo Republicanism?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:06 AM (X8xt3) I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (AnnNE) 221
However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG) The Japanese put train cars in strip clubs. You pay for 'entertainment' in the train car according to how hard you want the stripper to fight you as you grope them. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1) 222
Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE) ------------ Thanks for the heads-up, Tom. x.com/spencerpratt/status/ 2054277602588946492 Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (7Wb7n) 223
A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.
Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system. Posted by: SMOD So many people need their asses beat with an axe handle that they had better pray society doesn't collapse. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (MwdeY) 224
Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf) 225
The hell is she wearing on her head? Looks like a blueberry mated with a shower cap. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:10 AM (gtcuf) ****** And she thought it looked good enough to film herself wearing that. Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC) 226
I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (AnnNE) ---------- I prefer the term "Woke Reich." [h/t Mark Levin] Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (7Wb7n) Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (gtcuf) 228
As mentioned here before, the CCP doesn't care if 500 million Chinese perish in a thermonuclear blast, as long as party leadership is warm, dry, and well-fed in a cozy bunker. Zotzing Trump, Musk, and a dozen American leaders in one stroke like what happened Feb 28 in Iran isn't an impossible conjecture if it's calculated to work in their favor. They might even figure they wouldn't face retaliation for it. Posted by: Auspex at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Y8DZL) 229
The Japanese put train cars in strip clubs. You pay for 'entertainment' in the train car according to how hard you want the stripper to fight you as you grope them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer What about a happy ending? Or would that be a Vietnamese train car? Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (MwdeY) 230
Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE) He's f*cked. Didn't you see? Magic Johnson endorsed BASS! It's over, folks. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1) 231
Our highways were mostly built for 1950s era cars to do 75MPH
And...much of the country doesn't have a speed limit that high on any of their highways on which people drive cars with generations of improved tech.... It is insane. It is one part funding for localities and states and one part global warming stupidity and yet people stand for it. Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 *** OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9) 232
"Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"
Trump should encourage the Dems to do it. If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause: "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government" Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l) 233
>>The left and the populist right are now selling the exact same product: the belief that you don’t have agency, you are a victim, that the world is rigged, and that the only thing left to do is find the enemy and punish him.
Sounds like a variation of the "we're better than that" excuse for not fighting back. Not buying it. I don't think the prevailing sentiment is that "the ONLY thing left to do" is find the enemy and punish him, but it's essential if you want to survive. Posted by: Ordinary American at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (t+TFX) 234
A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday./i]
For those speeding by.... She was placed on leave and being investigated AND THEN the Seattle teachers elected her as their leader. This isn't a union leaders always end up being scum story, this is a the teachers union in Seattle is made up of scum story Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm) 235
219 A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo) ======================= I'd bet this "educator" cannot spell educator. https://tinyurl.com/38d7s9aw Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:17 AM (fHPrL) 236
Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf) He voted for Harris. He's actively campaigning against Republicans. But he's the "new conservative." F*ck that retard. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1) 237
OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones.
Take the cops off speeding ticket detail and have them help ICE and bust people for distracted driving instead... Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm) 238
>>I prefer the term “woke right”, which James Lindsay has popularized on X. Candace, Fuentes, Tuqarlson, Me-again Kelly, and their like. They are actual leftists who pretend to be on the “right” in order to destroy it from inside.
OK, thanks. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3) 239
A special education instructor placed on paid leave for allegedly abusing an autistic third-grader was elected president of the Seattle teachers’ union on Friday.
Ibijoke Idowu-Holiday, a former Black Lives Matter organizer and special education teacher at Rising Star Elementary, won the election to lead the union representing 6,000 staffers in the Seattle Public Schools system. Posted by: SMOD So many people need their asses beat with an axe handle that they had better pray society doesn't collapse. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:14 AM (MwdeY) ---------- Somalia is missing yet another Village Idiot. Didn't someone ghost-write a book for Killary -- anticipating the rise of The DogEater -- entitled "It Takes A Village Idiot?" Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:18 AM (7Wb7n) 240
224 Steven Crowder debated Fuentes yesterday. It just provided further proof that Fuentes is seriously retarded.
Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:15 AM (gtcuf) It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (AnnNE) 241
I really hate that word “educator.”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ) 242
OH, I agree. But . . . considering the ongoing enstupidization of the citizenry, I'm not sure I want to be on the roads with idiots doing 75 while texting or playing with their phones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9) ================== 75 is the slow lane for texters on the NJ turnpike. More like 85 while texting is the norm. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (fHPrL) 243
>>She was placed on leave and being investigated AND THEN the Seattle teachers elected her as their leader.
This isn't a union leaders always end up being scum story, this is a the teachers union in Seattle is made up of scum story - - - - Running out of words to express my disgust. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3) 244
Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.
...and yet, John Eastman was debanked and disbarred for providing legal counsel to a client despised by these reptiles... Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 13, 2026 09:20 AM (nbLIj) 245
MS NOW reports House Democrats are “considering” a move to redistrict Delaware
1 is the loneliest number Posted by: r hennigantx at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (/+uur) 246
"Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"
Trump should encourage the Dems to do it. If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause: "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government" Posted by: Gref Now THAT would be popcorn worthy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (MwdeY) 247
The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.
You don't see that every day. Or, ever. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf) 248
It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:19 AM (AnnNE) Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within. They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win. They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1) 249
It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.
== Turkey... Posted by: runner at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (GD0B3) 250
230 Pratt’s latest campaign ad, available at Gateway Pundit, is hilarious! Pratt is running the best campaign I’ve seen in decades!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 09:08 AM (AnnNE) He's f*cked. Didn't you see? Magic Johnson endorsed BASS! It's over, folks. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1) ---- 35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3) 251
You don't see that every day. Or, ever. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf) That was pretty crazy. I've seen the puck take odd bounces behind the net, but never going down the side like that. I don't think the hockey gods liked the overturning of that obvious goal where the puck was clearly over the line in the goalie's glove. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1) 252
Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within.
They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win. They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer They think they can control their army of shit goblins. That's a hard no. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (XnT9x) 253
The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.
You don't see that every day. Or, ever. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf) ==================== Even the Zamboni doesn't want the Canadiens to win a Cup. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (fHPrL) Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2) 255
>>It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.
It's so that the media, organizations like SPLC and ACLU, and Democrats can hold him up as an example of a "conservative leader" and then demand ALL on the right be silenced. They tell us Trump created this monster (not them), so Trump must be defeated! He is the "conservative commentator" version of the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3) 256
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35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3) Where South Park proved you could cure AIDS by injecting money into your veins. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1) 257
35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3) ------------- Magic's "broadcasting career" lasted what, two weeks? His classic line "Mo' Better" was one of the original mocked memes ... Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (7Wb7n) 258
Thanks JJ. Off to do stuff.
News I guess will all be China and President Trump in the most important summit ever in the history of the known and unknown universes from time began until it ends. CBC had on a journalist saying that Canada was unlikely to come up. It was nice to start off the day with a laugh. Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b) 259
>>I don't think the hockey gods liked the overturning of that obvious goal where the puck was clearly over the line in the goalie's glove.
Heh. Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (X8xt3) 260
>>You don't see that every day. Or, ever.
It's happened before. Most recently on January of this year -- Washington vs Detroit. Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (J4Dwc) 261
Elias responded to the ruling by invoking language from the Virginia Constitution itself. Not to make a legal argument, but to suggest that the current Virginia government has lost its legitimacy and therefore can and should be abolished.
OAN should interview Elias and just point an laugh the entire segment. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1) 262
246 "Democrats Now Want to ABOLISH the Virginia Government"
Trump should encourage the Dems to do it. If they actually try, he can send in the Army to protect/restore the present state government, or supervise the establishment of a new state government. Invoking Article IV, Section 4, first clause: "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government" Posted by: Gref Now THAT would be popcorn worthy. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (MwdeY) Then Trump will have all the ringleaders arrested on Federal Insurrection charges. Attempting the overthrow of a State government must be a crime, directly or umbrellaed, by one or more Federal Laws. Your move, Elias. Posted by: Gref at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (5rh/l) 263
>>It’s been shown that the great majority of Fuentes online “Followers” are AI bot accounts from server farms in India and Nigeria. Someone is spending a lot of money trying to make him look like he’s important.
----------- AKA "Podcastistan." Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (7Wb7n) 264
*January 26
Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (J4Dwc) 265
252 Liberal billionaires have lots of money to throw at idiots in an attempt to destroy America from within.
They think they'll have a seat at the table should they win. They won't have a seat at the table. They're useful idiots. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Your house is now my house senor... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Sco7b) 266
The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Tage Thompson shot the puck towards the boards, intending for it to go into the corner. Instead, it bounced off the edge of the Zamboni door entrance and took a bizarre carom stright at the net where it then caromed backwards ff the goalie's pads and into the net.
You don't see that every day. Or, ever. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf) The Capitals lost a game on a goal like that. The other team fired the puck around the boards from outsize the zone and Lindgren (Caps goalie) went out to stop the puck... which hit the 4"x3" camera window in the glass, and bounced thirty feet to the left and straight into the vacated net. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iNUL3) 267
Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b) Unfortunately, it's horse. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1) 268
OAN should interview Elias and just point an laugh the entire segment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1) ------------ "Why do you keep pointing and laughing at my crotch?" Posted by: ShainS at May 13, 2026 09:27 AM (7Wb7n) 269
35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO Look, Jack, I'm up to Stage Nine now. Going for the record! Posted by: I Am Joe's Prostate at May 13, 2026 09:27 AM (oftw2) 270
My friends' cat Snowflake is here looking into my computer room window from outside. Adorable.
I just put her outside 20 minutes ago. I hope she went home and ate... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (Sco7b) 271
Checked the local flyer. In my part of Canada, NoFrills has steak for $9.99 Canadian - so about $7 US a pound. Just so you can compare. Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b) Yeah, but the Frills are the best part of the steak! CANADA No Steak Frills!!! Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (iJfKG) 272
After his amazingly disgusting false smear of Israel I keep waiting for the NY Times to fire Kristoff.
They will, right? Right? Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:28 AM (fHPrL) 273
256 ----
35 years later, I'm wondering if Magic Johnson's HIV diagnosis.was like Biden's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:22 AM (cWLG3) Where South Park proved you could cure AIDS by injecting money into your veins. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1) ---- Biden must have used old money injections to cure his cancer. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (cWLG3) 274
I don't know about the wave of the future, but-
It's a delight to ride on Japanese trains. They're well-run, on time, clean, and safe. European trains less so, British rails barf, and American trains, sadly, are only fit for vomitting plague cats. Do I want to give up my car? Nope. However, if I lived in a faro-out suburb and had to drive into town every day, and had a train like the Japanese trains to ride....yeah, I'd do that. Posted by: naturalfake at May 13, 2026 09:11 AM (iJfKG) Socialists don't want you to have a train ride so pleasant you take it voluntarily. They want to humiliate you by forcing you into a filthy and dangerous sewer/cagefight that doesn't go where the upward mobility is. Your impotent resentment would be the proof of their power over you, that makes them feel... good. Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (Sy6m/) 275
If the dems get rid of the virginny guvmint, does Spanberger Heydrich get to stay?
Posted by: Democrat Joe at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (j+GfC) 276
260 >>You don't see that every day. Or, ever.
It's happened before. Most recently on January of this year -- Washington vs Detroit. **** https://tinyurl.com/y4a789va Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (J4Dwc) 277
Art up
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (MwdeY) 278
Art thread is up!
Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Sy6m/) 279
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:26 AM (iNUL3
That's sick! I'm waiting for a sportsball game to be affected by a ball hitting a drone. Posted by: Delurker at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (gtcuf) 280
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1) 281
If the dems get rid of the virginny guvmint, does Spanberger Heydrich get to stay?
Posted by: Democrat Joe at May 13, 2026 09:29 AM (j+GfC) If there's no government, there are no laws. I don't think the Democrats want to be around when the laws stop protecting them from the rest of us. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at May 13, 2026 09:31 AM (iNUL3) 282
>>>bounced thirty feet to the left and straight into the vacated net.
The net wasn't vacated. See my link. Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (J4Dwc) 283
The Sabres scored one of the weirdest goals in hockey history last night. Sink the Habs! No Stanley Cup for Canadian teams! Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (xG4kz) 284
In the old Tampa stadium, before hurricane Milton destroyed the dome fabric, baseballs hit high in the air would occasionally get stuck up in roof support structure.
Ground rule double. Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:34 AM (fHPrL) 285
Iran Specifies 5 Demands To Restart Peace Talks With US
1) want the letter "T" stricken from all languages 2) ... Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo) 286
In Nashville, Capitol Tantrums Come With a Bill — and Tennessee Dems Just Received It. “You see, Tennessee House Speaker Cameron Sexton (R) just yanked all their committee assignments. If you’re going to fool around, don’t be surprised when you find out.”
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 09:42 AM (RHGPo) 287
Finally, SpaceX launches Starship this afternoon/early evening.
Good luck SpaceX!! Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 13, 2026 09:01 AM (hkixX) No, Starship Flight 12 is no earlier than May 19. SpaceX's scheduled launch today is another Falcon 9, just delayed from yesterday due to weather or something. Posted by: far cry at May 13, 2026 09:46 AM (LSV6F) 288
They are doing it for the children. Nan said so....
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (rCcmh) 289
And satan.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 13, 2026 10:05 AM (rCcmh) 290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cg7Z2eZmcM
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 10:12 AM (RHGPo) 291
Judicial Watch Obtains 207 Pages of FBI Records Showing No Probable Cause to Raid Mar-A-Lago
Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2026 10:20 AM (RHGPo) 292
Angela Rose - just another ditz.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 13, 2026 10:35 AM (FpP3s) 293
What's being allowed to happen in NYC is a Pogrom
The left LOVES it's Nazi references to invent problems for themselves but completely ignore 1939 repeating I'm the United States of all places. That Muslim shit hoard is going to spread like a cancer until it is put DOWN Posted by: melodicmetal at May 13, 2026 11:02 AM (XLfSN) 294
Joe's cancerous prostrate is running in 2028.
Posted by: torabora at May 13, 2026 11:29 AM (KtOUo) Daily Tech News 13 May 2026Top Story
Tech News
There is an official music video of this but it seems to be restricted, so that's a reuploaded version. Just in case, here is the official videoless version as well. Disclaimer: You got non in my biyori! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) 2
w00t
Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:32 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:33 AM (6wpGE) 4
from the ONT; lots of tech thread commenters in this list:
Weekly commenter stats for week of 05-10-2026 Top 10 commenters: 1 [490 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Cancer' [69.62 posts/day] 2 [477 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films' 3 [344 comments] 'ShainS ' 4 [297 comments] '...' 5 [275 comments] 'Bulg' 6 [274 comments] 'whig' 7 [261 comments] 'FenelonSpoke' 8 [242 comments] 'rickb223 ' 9 [239 comments] '18-1' 10 [238 comments] 'Smell the Glove' Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (6wpGE) 5
Alphabet-ical even.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (BLOW1) 6
I have a reeces blizzard in the freezer
Posted by: Ray's Cyst at May 13, 2026 04:34 AM (jrgJz) 7
(parenthet-ical)
Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (6wpGE) 8
No idea what she is singing, but it was nice
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0) 9
8 No idea what she is singing, but it was nice
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0) agreed Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:43 AM (6wpGE) 10
BOING!
Locked out of X. Dunno why. Solid random password. Cannot get back in. Contacted support. Waiting. Back from eye exam. Still dilated and contractions every 5 minutes. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 04:43 AM (Oj3Pf) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE) 12
Willow'd:
242 Hey! Having been run over by a golf cart once, that joke wasn't all that funny. Well. Okay. It was. But getting run over was no fun. He'll alcohol wasn't even involved...yet. Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB) IIRC, Gavin Newsom's wife Jennifer killed her big sister by running her over with a golf cart. But she was a child (6 years old and her sister was and it was ruled an accident, so now she's sympathetic to all the unlucky killers in prison who didn't get away with it like she did. (I wish I was joking.) Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:46 AM (Sy6m/) 13
* her sister was 8
Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:47 AM (Sy6m/) 14
/off dumb band sock
Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 04:48 AM (Sy6m/) 15
JUST WOW!
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I heard Teardrop here the first time. Pixy has posted the video at least twice. I saw a small replica picture of the video today. About 2.5 cm.
I am 57. Everyone have a lovely day. Posted by: Fearless on My Breath -- meh no more at May 13, 2026 04:52 AM (RtqEX) Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 04:55 AM (bnBn1) 18
IIRC, Gavin Newsom's wife Jennifer killed her big sister by running her over with a golf cart. But she was a child (6 years old and her sister was and it was ruled an accident, so now she's sympathetic to all the unlucky killers in prison who didn't get away with it like she did. (I wish I was joking.)
Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:46 AM (Sy6m/) If it makes her feel better, we can send her to prison. Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 04:59 AM (bnBn1) 19
Better hit the road
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0) 20
17 I heard Teardrop here the first time.
The Massive Attack song? Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. Some people claim they have another song, but I don't believe it. Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (BLOW1) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (3ek7K) 22
Freaky Deeky! Had to update Windows. Now I was able to log back in to X.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (8schn) 23
16 Everyone have a lovely day.
Posted by: Fearless on My Breath -- meh no more at May 13, 2026 04:52 AM (RtqEX) Will do! Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 05:06 AM (6wpGE) 24
22 Freaky Deeky! Had to update Windows. Now I was able to log back in to X.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (8schn) Huh! Yay, you! Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 05:07 AM (6wpGE) 25
Some people claim they have another song, but I don't believe it.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 13, 2026 05:05 AM (BLOW1) Angel is pretty good. Paradise Circus is good. But I'm sure I'm not telling you anything you don't know. Posted by: fluffy nuggets, jr. at May 13, 2026 05:07 AM (bnBn1) 26
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at May 13, 2026 05:09 AM (8iYDv) 27
40% of the nation's energy supply?
I can hear the Commies now, "kilowatts for the People!" And they wouldn't be wrong. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 05:32 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 05:33 AM (IeCgc) 29
This ought to be one of the theme songs for ASHQ-Comedian Tim Hawkins sings " Karen":
https://tinyurl.com/29weaewa Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 05:42 AM (uA11f) 30
Evening and morning to all late toilers and early risers, respectively! I am awake, unwillingly, and sipping coffee from the new Mr. Coffee I bought at Target yesterday. It has most of the same features as the late Braun. So far so good. Howz about choo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9) 31
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 13, 2026 05:44 AM (Hbeqj) 32
I hope to have fewer comments this week so that I don't make it on "the list".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 05:47 AM (uA11f) 33
27 40% of the nation's energy supply?
I can hear the Commies now, "kilowatts for the People!" And they wouldn't be wrong. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 05:32 AM (2GVsD) I remember when Alcoa built an aluminum smelter in some African country. It was supposed to be "economic development," practically doing them a favor, and it destabilized their entire power grid. The whole country. From just one plant. I think that was a couple decades ago now, but Africa... Africa never changes. Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 05:49 AM (Sy6m/) 34
73 F. here, supposedly less humid today through the end of the week. (Ha. Ah believes it when Ah feels it.)
Today I have to call the IRS to get the issue of my refund straightened out. I told them on my return to keep it and apply it to my '26 taxes; they think I want it sent to me, but say I didn't provide a bank account. Well, we're beyond the tax filing period now, and their own website says call volumes are lower Wed. through Friday, so we'll see. Maybe I can get a call back. Afterward I'll take Miss Linda out to drop off her power bill, and we can get a coffee, I guess. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 05:50 AM (E24OL) 36
But Amazon is measuring productivity by the amount each developer costs the company on their AI tool usage, with perfectly predictable results.
Oh, they aren't the only ones. The cretins running my current employer are doing similar shit. Some of the lower level managers (like mine) are doing their best shielding efforts, but I expect that to degrade over time (I don't expect them to lose their jobs to save their subordinate's jobs when we all know that the replacement lower level manager has a convenient bus to throw recalcitrant subordinates under within days.) I didn't go into software to become a Business Analyst (BA); that is a very useful job for a company, if done correctly and well. The specifications that you end up having to give to one of the current AI agents are almost exactly the things that a BA will create. *Shrugs* Good thing my target retirement date is Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 13, 2026 05:51 AM (M05s5) 37
Good morning, all!
In the latest news of fiscal responsibility, the State of Maryland has reported that if you have not gotten your State tax refund yet, it could be a while. The State does not have the funds available to make the remaining refund payments, and needs to delay the issuing of refunds. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 05:52 AM (iMotb) 38
Back atcha, Marcus🙂
Psalm 69:30 30 I will praise God’s name in song and glorify him with thanksgiving. May all have a blessed day! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 05:53 AM (uA11f) Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2026 05:55 AM (E24OL) 40
Grr.
Good thing my target retirement date is less than 3 years from now. It won't be a disaster if I must retire earlier than that. (I'm NOT going to get a non-contract job at 67 without being a C-level weasel.) Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 13, 2026 05:56 AM (M05s5) 41
moar covfefe
Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 05:56 AM (6wpGE) 42
Maryland owes me 1200$. I’ll never see that money.
Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 05:58 AM (GbONR) 43
Spotted a couple of very good houses in Terre Haute, IN. One is a little (okay, a lot) more than I wanted to pay -- but *everything has been done*, from laminate flooring to a patio area in back, and a garage as well as a useful basement. If it proves as good as it looks, and the sellers will come down by about $5K, I could do it; I really could.
There are a couple of less expensive properties that would need a little cosmetic work like wall paint and laminate flooring in the bedrooms. I guess I have to think of this like I'm a military family moving from Germany, and everything has to be handled and ordered remotely. Scary for sure. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9) 44
I think that was a couple decades ago now, but Africa... Africa never changes.
Posted by: SciVo There is a work acquaintance, a very smart man at his job, who has interesting views on Africa. A black guy, He believes Africa is being held back by the US and Europe. He then started singing the praises of China and its development of Africa. He believes the US will be left behind by Africa because the world is abandoning America. He's in a powerful position at work so I kept my mouth shut. Even smart people can be enraptured by dumb ideas. Orwell's quote about intellectuals comes to mind. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 06:00 AM (sAmhv) 45
"Maryland owes me 1200$. I’ll never see that money."
Ouch. I wonder if the delayed payments to tax payers could accrue interest and fines like when tax payers fail to make tax payments on time? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 06:00 AM (iMotb) 46
And a livelier version of what is normally to a slower tune. The hymn "Joyful, Joyful, we adore thee" sung by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir:
https://tinyurl.com/3ep9wcp7 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 06:03 AM (Nx5jP) 47
I need to get ready to work out. Recently I've been testing a new approach: reducing the percentage of trotting in the first five or six minutes, then increasing it later, instead of trying to do 50% walking/50% trotting right from the start. I've always done warmups -- but at my (ahem!) age I guess a little longer warmup is a good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 13, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9) 48
Even smart people can be enraptured by dumb ideas.
I always return to the essay "Let Africa Sink" by Kim duToit. That being said, your African acquaintance thinks that slavery to China is acceptable for some reason. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 06:06 AM (RjOoY) 49
"Some ideas are so stupid, only intellectuals believe them."
Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 06:07 AM (6wpGE) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:08 AM (HdYcL) 51
50 This is Wednesday, isn't it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:08 AM (HdYcL) Yes, immediately preceded by: Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 12, 2026 [Doof] —Open Blogger Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 06:10 AM (6wpGE) 52
Megachurch Pastor Mark Driscoll of the fast-growing Trinity Church in Scottsdale, Arizona, sparked controversy on Mother’s Day with a message that honored Mary, the mother of Jesus, while challenging the nation’s largest abortion provider. The sermon drew both praise from pro-life advocates and criticism from those who objected to the pastor’s direct approach.
Maybe I'm just some heretic but I think that Pastors should address these issues directly and use concrete examples in real life. And apparently, his church is growing in membership because they are very outspoken about their beliefs. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 06:10 AM (RjOoY) 53
Who lets a 6 year old drive a golf cart?
All the courses near me require the driver to have a valid Drivers License. Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 06:14 AM (qFwJc) 54
All the courses near me require the driver to have a valid Drivers License.
Posted by: no one of any consequense It's that rich person exemption you hear so much about. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 06:15 AM (RjOoY) 55
I almost forgot, there was a presser yesterday where they gave the identity of the guy who succeeded in getting into the front of that Frontier Airlines engine.
Death was ruled a suicide. Interesting. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 06:16 AM (iMotb) Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 06:16 AM (qFwJc) 57
Microsoft is constructing a new datacenter in Kenya that will - if completed - use half the power of the entire country.
*** Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Posted by: Biergood at May 13, 2026 06:16 AM (PwgSL) 58
He believes Africa is being held back by the US and Europe.
It's very truly odd how the birthplace of Homo Sapiens, with all of its natural resources, was unable to create lasting empires that couldn't compete with what the losers that left that paradise created many centuries later. If he thinks China views Africa as anything other than a resource to exploited, then he may be excellent at his job but that doesn't translate to this stuff. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 13, 2026 06:18 AM (M05s5) 59
"Microsoft is constructing a new datacenter in Kenya that will - if completed - use half the power of the entire country.
***' Harbor Freight always has sales on Predator brand generators. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 06:19 AM (iMotb) 60
48 Even smart people can be enraptured by dumb ideas.
I always return to the essay "Let Africa Sink" by Kim duToit. That being said, your African acquaintance thinks that slavery to China is acceptable for some reason. Posted by: NR Pax LoL!! He's from Aliquippa, PA. We talk Western PA football a lot! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 06:23 AM (sAmhv) 61
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 06:00 AM (sAmhv)
I think that the kindest thing you could do is encourage him to have a real long African trip, preferably an immersion experience. If he's religious, a mission through his church. If he's secular and entrepreneurial, maybe some kind of economic development type thing -- surely he can do like the Chinese, but better! Or if nothing else, at least an "immersion experience" of some kind, to "connect with his roots" or whatever. There is a meta, "In {African country}, the difference between a tourist and a racist is {number} weeks." It may break his heart to have his illusions shattered, but it is better to deal with the world as it is than to be a pseudo-schizophrenic from sheer ignorance. Well, certainly better for you than having to bite your tongue all the time. Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 06:23 AM (Sy6m/) 62
Death by Frontier Airlines seems like a weird way to commit suicide.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 06:25 AM (ix8EF) 63
Government pay a penalty on money they owe? Ha. I say, ha.
Worse, it is income tax withholding that they owe me, a Virginia resident. Posted by: Accomack at May 13, 2026 06:25 AM (8jVAy) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 06:27 AM (6wpGE) 65
LoL!! He's from Aliquippa, PA. We talk Western PA football a lot!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet Small world. I'm impressed. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 06:27 AM (RjOoY) 66
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at May 13, 2026 06:28 AM (2Ez/1) 67
64: Thanks, m!
As for the Frontier Airlines suicide? Seems like the guy was homeless and had a criminal record. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 06:28 AM (RjOoY) 68
Sonofabitchin' AKC website is down for maintenance. The quest to fill in the blank spaces in Dutch's show career - absent any contemporaneous record - has to wait. The AKC has him at 579 Grand Champion points and I can only account for 543 of them. He was shown only for parts of 2013, when he was recovering from bloat and torsion, and 2015 before his final illness. So I'm looking for "open" weekends on my spreadsheet and seeing if he was at any shows in TX, LA, MS or AR in that time. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:31 AM (HdYcL) 69
I almost forgot, there was a presser yesterday where they gave the identity of the guy who succeeded in getting into the front of that Frontier Airlines engine.
Death was ruled a suicide. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I'm not sure that explanation will fly. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:35 AM (Kyh8Y) 70
I'm not sure that explanation will fly. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:35 AM (Kyh8Y) Yeah, it'll get ground up and spit out. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:37 AM (HdYcL) 71
g'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 06:37 AM (VyBeY) 72
I'm not sure that explanation will fly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:35 AM (Kyh8Y) Yeah, it'll get ground up and spit out. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It just won't take off. Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2026 06:38 AM (lJ0H4) 73
Green Party ember Antoinette Fernandez in the UK is drawing well deserved fire.
She is campaigning for the UK to pay slave reparations. Her father, now deceased, became fabulously rich due to oil, gas, and minerals. On her mother's side she is considered a princess of Nigeria. It is the Nigerian side that is drawing the most scrutiny. Seems her great grandfather was King of Lagos and the British deposed him because he was in the slave trade. Another relative owned 1,400 slaves. The Green Party is of course calling all of this 'racist.' Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD) 74
Yeah, it'll get ground up and spit out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Back in the day, when someone ended up in an open hearth furnace, the company would scrap the entire batch of steel. I certainly don't know if Frontier will try to repair the engine or not of if they will just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at May 13, 2026 06:40 AM (Kyh8Y) 75
I'm not sure that explanation will fly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:35 AM (Kyh8Y) Perhaps it was his final frontier.* He went where no man had gone before. *What? You started it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:42 AM (dK+Kv) 76
It may break his heart to have his illusions shattered, but it is better to deal with the world as it is than to be a pseudo-schizophrenic from sheer ignorance.
@SciVo, "Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal." as the quote goes. At least such a trip would keep him away from the office for a while, but I would be pleasantly surprised if it resulted in a change in his opinions. Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 13, 2026 06:42 AM (M05s5) 77
I'm not sure that explanation will fly.
Posted by: Tonypete Perhaps it was his final frontier.* He went where no man had gone before. *What? You started it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder If you thought he was mixed up before the event. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:43 AM (Kyh8Y) 78
I have bent my 3 ton floor jack
Posted by: Save the Wails at May 13, 2026 06:43 AM (LOZbR) 79
It is the Nigerian side that is drawing the most scrutiny. Seems her great grandfather was King of Lagos and the British deposed him because he was in the slave trade. Another relative owned 1,400 slaves. For every buyer, there has to be a seller. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:45 AM (HdYcL) Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 06:45 AM (VyBeY) 81
Not the first to get sucked into a jet engine.
https://youtu.be/XC1TCXyCqrg About the 42 second mark, deck crew gets sucked into the left J-52 of an A-6 Intruder. Luckily he wasn't fully pulled through and thus lived. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD) 82
Rotella T6 is good oil
Posted by: I'm on a train pulling the sick and twisted at May 13, 2026 06:46 AM (LOZbR) 83
About the 42 second mark, deck crew gets sucked into the left J-52 of an A-6 Intruder. Luckily he wasn't fully pulled through and thus lived.
Posted by: Anna Puma Betcha the VA ruled his deafness was 'Not service related'. Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:46 AM (Kyh8Y) 84
She is campaigning for the UK to pay slave reparations. Her father, now deceased, became fabulously rich due to oil, gas, and minerals. On her mother's side she is considered a princess of Nigeria.
It is the Nigerian side that is drawing the most scrutiny. Seems her great grandfather was King of Lagos and the British deposed him because he was in the slave trade. Another relative owned 1,400 slaves. The Green Party is of course calling all of this 'racist.' Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD) --- A princess of Nigeria? Does she need any help moving money out of the country? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 13, 2026 06:47 AM (gnNyN) 85
If you thought he was mixed up before the event. . . . Posted by: Tonypete ===== He's in the wind Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 13, 2026 06:47 AM (gpQ8/) 86
He went where no man had gone before.
*What? You started it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder" You know the last thing to go through his mind? The fan blades Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 13, 2026 06:48 AM (iMotb) 87
Professor, I much prefer A Princess of Mars/
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:49 AM (2GVsD) 88
About the 42 second mark, deck crew gets sucked into the left J-52 of an A-6 Intruder. Luckily he wasn't fully pulled through and thus lived. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:45 AM (2GVsD) Something like his tools or his helmet stopped the engine before he could be fully ingested? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 06:49 AM (HdYcL) 89
If you thought he was mixed up before the event. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete ===== He's in the wind Posted by: 2009Refugee He gave boarding the plane a pass. Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2026 06:49 AM (lJ0H4) 90
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:40 AM (2GVsD
I wonder if she has ever heard of William Wilberforce who along with his band of Evangelical Christians and Quakers were instrumental in greeting slavery abolished in Great Britain? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 06:50 AM (ix8EF) 91
I was lifting a 4 ton machine out on the Golf Course and it rolled, twisting the jack frame about enough to cause cursing and a temper tantrum. Good thing nobody saw me do it
Posted by: save the wails at May 13, 2026 06:52 AM (LOZbR) 92
"Getting" not "Greeting".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 06:52 AM (ix8EF) 93
"I'm not sure that explanation will fly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 13, 2026 06:35 AM (Kyh8Y) Yeah, it'll get ground up and spit out. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It just won't take off. Posted by: Tuna ' There's no way to put a positive spin on it. mornin yall Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 06:52 AM (vFG9F) 94
Android Authority: Massive leak reveals Google’s Aluminium OS
"The OS currently feels like “plain Android” optimized for larger screens, with many Google apps appearing as web-wrapped versions rather than native desktop software." The UI looks a lot like Windows 11. https://is.gd/yf2kyv Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 06:54 AM (glnUu) 95
FML. R. I. P. Donald Gibb, aka Ogre - Revenge of the Nerds
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 06:54 AM (MwdeY) 96
Remember "Fly United"? Neither does that guy.
Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F) 97
There's no way to put a positive spin on it.
mornin yall Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 06:52 AM (vFG9F) . . . . no matter which way you slice it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 13, 2026 06:54 AM (dK+Kv) 98
Hadrian, IIRC it was his helmet that saved him.
Fenelon, she probably does know but it doesn't matter. What started this scrutiny was a Tweet where she talked about her grandfather getting deposed but never mentioning why the Brits overthrew him. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:55 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 06:57 AM (VyBeY) 100
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Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 06:57 AM (6wpGE) 101
I almost forgot, there was a presser yesterday where they gave the identity of the guy who succeeded in getting into the front of that Frontier Airlines engine.
Death was ruled a suicide. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I'm not sure that explanation will fly. Posted by: Tonypete The plane almost totally mist him. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 06:58 AM (MwdeY) 102
"Amazon is measuring productivity by the amount each developer costs the company on their AI tool usage,'
If Scott Adams weren't an atheist, he'd be having a good laugh a out this somewhere. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 13, 2026 06:58 AM (jOvFD) 103
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 06:55 AM (2GVsD
I am so tired of these people and reparations nonsense towards people whose parents and grandparents and perhaps further back never owned slaves. Another big grifting attempt. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 06:58 AM (ix8EF) Posted by: Field Marshal Wilifried von Kluck at May 13, 2026 06:59 AM (qRla/) 105
Good morning morons
4 from the ONT; lots of tech thread commenters in this list: ===== Truly a Rogue's Gallery Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX) 106
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 13, 2026 06:58 AM (jOvFD)
I think that Scott Adams came to a belief in Christ on his deathbed. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 07:02 AM (Nx5jP) 107
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A cloudy 45 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Rain expected today through Friday, but Saturday is supposed to be a lovely day.
I thought I was close to finishing my novel, but I ran into a bit of a block yesterday, with the solution coming too soon and a scene at Universal completely dropped. So I need to spend some quiet time with my scene book figuring out a way to get the whole thing running again. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 07:05 AM (qRla/) 108
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX)
I am most assuredly not a tech commentator. I'm a non tech commentator and I'm only seventh in line to be the top rogue😉 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 07:05 AM (Nx5jP) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2026 07:06 AM (2GVsD) 110
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
How's you new doggie adjusting to her new home. Posted by: Tuna at May 13, 2026 07:07 AM (lJ0H4) 111
Truly a Rogue's Gallery
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:01 AM (RIvkX) In retrospect, while her collection of statues is uncanny, she never should have stolen Gorgon's power Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 07:08 AM (Sy6m/) 112
Why anyone would mimic the look of windows 11 for their os is beyond me.
Their are so many better os/gui to emulate and they pick the worst. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 07:09 AM (XV/Pl) 113
How's you new doggie adjusting to her new home.
It's been a week now. She's still having trouble being housebroken, but it's coming along. She is very kissy and happy otherwise. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 07:09 AM (qRla/) 114
I thought I was close to finishing my novel, but I ran into a bit of a block yesterday, with the solution coming too soon and a scene at Universal completely dropped. So I need to spend some quiet time with my scene book figuring out a way to get the whole thing running again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 07:05 AM (qRla/) I'm trying to plow through one. Didn't like where it was going, so cut out a 1500 word courtroom scene. I'll just do a scene change and refer to it in the past tense to get to the final confrontations. Funny, but I seem to be losing interest in writing these days. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:13 AM (1Ff7Z) 115
"...there was a presser yesterday where they gave the identity of the guy who succeeded in getting into the front of that Frontier Airlines engine.
Death was ruled a suicide." +++++ Police suspect fair play. Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at May 13, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 07:17 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: TeeJ at May 13, 2026 07:19 AM (PpROq) 118
I'm trying to plow through one. Didn't like where it was going, so cut out a 1500 word courtroom scene. I'll just do a scene change and refer to it in the past tense to get to the final confrontations. Funny, but I seem to be losing interest in writing these days.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:13 AM (1Ff7Z) I know the feeling. I think I am going to have to combine two scenes and move the Universal one back a few chapters. It's very frustrating. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 13, 2026 07:21 AM (qRla/) 119
116 Babylon Bee:
‘I am your father,’ Trump reveals to horrified Mark Hamill" Posted by: fd at May 13, 2026 07:17 AM (vFG9F) ; ) Posted by: m at May 13, 2026 07:21 AM (6wpGE) 120
"...there was a presser yesterday where they gave the identity of the guy who succeeded in getting into the front of that Frontier Airlines engine.
Michael Mott. Even though he ended up like his namesake, no apples were involved. Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:23 AM (MwdeY) 121
Why anyone would mimic the look of windows 11 for their os is beyond me.
Their are so many better os/gui to emulate and they pick the worst. Posted by: Thomas Bender Clippy! Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:24 AM (MwdeY) 122
Sittin' right here, boss.
Posted by: Windows 8 at May 13, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1) 123
Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal." as the quote goes. At least such a trip would keep him away from the office for a while, but I would be pleasantly surprised if it resulted in a change in his opinions.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at May 13, 2026 06:42 AM (M05s5) You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself. Posted by: Dr.Zaius at May 13, 2026 07:29 AM (j+GfC) 124
King Charles gave a speech to the House of Lords today. What I took away is King Charles wants Parliament to enact laws that ensure more socialism, a bit less anti-Semitism, moving towards integrating with the EU, knock off the anti-American stuff clothed as supporting all NATO members, and we really need to do something about the Middle East. Other than that, the costumes are outstanding.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 07:30 AM (glnUu) 125
King Charles gave a speech to the House of Lords today.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 07:30 AM (glnUu) Oh, so he was given permission to speak by Starmer? Guess that means Der Starmer will keep his job. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:32 AM (1Ff7Z) 126
Oh, so he was given permission to speak by Starmer? Guess that means Der Starmer will keep his job. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:32 AM (1Ff7Z) ____________ The Monarch doesn't say anything the Government of the day hasn't written. It would take a brave one to dismiss Starmer and that Chuck is definitely not. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL) 127
The Monarch doesn't say anything the Government of the day hasn't written. It would take a brave one to dismiss Starmer and that Chuck is definitely not.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2026 07:35 AM (HdYcL) The palace was asking if he was gonna speak, or not. Guess it wasn't sure Der Starmer would still be around. That's all Chucky was concerned about, not whether the gov't would fall, but he'd get to play dress up. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:37 AM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: Yoda at May 13, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1) 129
Palaces don't ask. People do.
Posted by: Echoes of Donald Rumsfeld at May 13, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1) 130
And a co-worker just brightened my day.
Quick summary: MIL supposedly had a Power of Attorney written out. She insists that she gave my wife a copy. Nope. And of course she doesn't know where it is. Co-worker pointed out that we could have a Word document drawn up that covers the POA and get it notarized. And my job does notarization for free. Life, she is good. I'm going to handle this. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:38 AM (RjOoY) 131
Windows 8... I took one look at that and went nope.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 07:38 AM (glnUu) 132
And after using AI extensively on my own software projects I can confidently say that, software should be better, they should offer more functionality and look better.
What you can do with AI is nothing short of magical. I was working with the database for my ERP last night, typically use either pgadmin or pgcli, which are great but are deep, I worked with two agents to craft my own electron app to work with and create databases. Two hours total from start to finish and it looks better and operate better than anything currently on the market in my opinion. So people who have vastly more software knowledge and experience than should be creating paradigm shifting software. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 07:39 AM (XV/Pl) 133
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:38
I'm glad to hear that things are going a bit more smoothly. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 07:40 AM (Nx5jP) 134
Please stop shifting me. I'm happy where I am.
Posted by: The paradigm at May 13, 2026 07:41 AM (2Ez/1) 135
And my job does notarization for free.
Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:38 AM (RjOoY) I could do it, too! Posted by: Lance Parkertip - My Commission Expired at May 13, 2026 07:41 AM (1Ff7Z) 136
Two hours total from start to finish and it looks better and operate better than anything currently on the market in my opinion. Posted by: Thomas Bender
So it looks like Windows 11 then right? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 07:42 AM (glnUu) 137
ICYMI: Young MC is back, and he is apparently using AI instead of samples now. This non-album track charted in 2024:
Young MC - "Fun Part" (Official Video) https://youtu.be/4VCOIAtBNGQ Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 07:42 AM (Sy6m/) 138
Peter Himmelman
@peterhimmelman Well wouldn’t you know it, Nick Kristof and the NYT had to get out their horseshit, Der Stürmer-worthy op-ed just before Silenced No More was published. They were right to be nervous. This is a gruesome tidal wave of verified, ice-cold, damning evidence, which painstakingly documents the horrific sexual abuse committed by Hamas and Gazan “civilians.” It’s available now for all to see. ...Not rumor. Not “social media misinformation.” Not partisan fantasy. Not the New York Times. This is accredited investigative and legal documentation assembled for evidentiary, judicial, academic, and historical purposes. Prepare yourself. [Link] 10:06 PM · May 12, 2026 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX) 139
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ) 140
Screams before Silence .
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 07:47 AM (z2aPa) 141
@136
>> So it looks like Windows 11 then right? Unlike WinOs, it look functional, elegant and obvious and everything is right their. The most impressive aspect of it is the ERD diagram module, it looks like it was lifted from the Eraser I/o website. I mean it probably was but that’s not important right now. What’s important is that software should be markedly better. And that’s what AIs true utility is for the average person. Soon, you are not going to need software companies to create anything for you, you will be able to create what you want and make it look and function how you want. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 07:48 AM (XV/Pl) 142
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby Pope Leo XIV bestowed the Vatican’s highest diplomatic honor upon the Islamic Republic’s Ambassador, Ayatollah Mohammad Hossein Mokhtari. The man is part of a regime that slaughtered 42,000 of its own people and imposes the death penalty on Muslims who convert to Christianity. 1:35 PM · May 12, 2026 ===== Smoove. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX) 143
Hitler's Pope > Ayatollah's Pope
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) 144
I'm glad to hear that things are going a bit more smoothly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Not quite yet. Still have to get the document made but at least there is a solution to the problem. Kids, when your parents get that old bully them into getting those documents handled while they are mentally able to. Don't accept no as an answer or "I'll get to it later." And once you have that document, scan it, save it in at least three locations AND have several hard copies made. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. Posted by: NR Pax at May 13, 2026 07:49 AM (RjOoY) 145
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. Injected by a fan jet is a fast death for one. Did he want to crash the aircraft? Then it is a longer death for hundreds. Boston Robotics Runway Defense Daleks? Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ) 146
Amazon is requiring its developers to use AI tools to boost productivity.
Yep. Last tech contractor I worked for told us we *would* all use AI, and it must boost our productivity 100%. He didn't think very highly of all the folks he'd hired evidently. I didn't last there. Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 07:50 AM (kU0PQ) 147
143 Hitler's Pope > Ayatollah's Pope
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) If Dope Leo starts demanding his followers convert to Islam, how many of them do? Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 07:51 AM (iXqHn) 148
Pope Leo XIV bestowed the Vatican’s highest diplomatic honor upon the Islamic Republic’s Ambassador, Ayatollah Mohammad Hossein Mokhtari.
Not this guy again...Bob needs to go hang with Father Pfleger and leave the adults alone. Posted by: Chicago Joe at May 13, 2026 07:52 AM (j+GfC) 149
Getting late. Starting to wonder.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:52 AM (1Ff7Z) 150
Microsoft is constructing a new datacenter in Kenya that will - if completed - use half the power of the entire country.
Well, they don't call it the "Dark Continent" for nothing. (At least, they did in the days of pulp adventure.) Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 07:52 AM (kU0PQ) 151
Keep the original notarized POA in a safe place. You might even get it recorded at the County Recorder's office.
Posted by: no one of any consequense at May 13, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc) 152
Well, they don't call it the "Dark Continent" for nothing. (At least, they did in the days of pulp adventure.)
Posted by: GWB at May 13, 2026 07:52 AM (kU0PQ) It runs on Lucas Electrics.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 13, 2026 07:53 AM (1Ff7Z) 153
>>>Unlike WinOs, it look functional, elegant and obvious and everything is right their.
Oh so it's a lot more like the Commodore 64? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (glnUu) 154
JJ up!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2026 07:55 AM (MwdeY) 155
JJ is up.
Posted by: Nazdar at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (NcvvS) 156
>>>been a week now. She's still having trouble being housebroken
Crate training has always worked for me. In just a few days, my puppies would go right to the door as a sign that they needed to go outside to potty. Most people don't have the heart to use a crate for housebreaking, though, because they project human emotions onto their doggie-under-training. Posted by: one hour sober at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (J4Dwc) Posted by: Begs the question at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1) 158
@146
>> Yep. Last tech contractor I worked for told us we *would* all use AI, and it must boost our productivity 100%. 100% productivity improvement should be the bare minimum. As I noted about database tool I created last night, total number of lines of code generated was 4k lines across 10 modules, in roughly two hours. It could take an experienced programmer a couple of weeks to a couple of monthsto generate that absent ai. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (XV/Pl) 159
JJ is up
Posted by: Ben Had at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (z2aPa) 160
J.J. Runway 130.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 13, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 161
Posted by: XTC at May 13, 2026 07:51 AM
I don't care for Pope Leo and many of his decisions provided what I read is correct. However, they are not Pope Leo's "followers". They are followers of Jesus Christ. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2026 07:57 AM (PFs9e) 162
The article says the Googlebook will be stuffed full of Gemini. So it's going to need a lot more ram and eMMC just when the price of that stuff is out of control. No thanks. I hope this doesn't kill the Chromebook, which is great for running Linux.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (B9Dv5) 163
"...you will be able to create what you want and make it look and function how you want.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 07:48 AM" +++++++ Now do sex robots. Posted by: Guys everywhere at May 13, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1) 164
RBe
@RBPundit The "dogs raping Palestinian prisoners" story is an IQ test. If you believe it, you're clinically a moron. 2:13 PM · May 11, 2026 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX) 165
164 RBe
@RBPundit The "dogs raping Palestinian prisoners" story is an IQ test. If you believe it, you're clinically a moron. 2:13 PM · May 11, 2026 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 13, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX) ----' Tucker Carlson will tell you there's something to that story. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 13, 2026 09:24 AM (cWLG3) 166
Don't worry, Amazon is not alone here. My wife's company makes database software for schools and they bought some AI product that they're supposed to use and they have some kind of "metrics" to determine how much it is used.
My company has licensed Copilot and at least one other AI solution, but at least they haven't started measuring its use yet. Posted by: deadrody at May 13, 2026 09:33 AM (qf6NU) Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 12, 2026 [Doof]![]() From Amazing Nature Tuesday night humor While golfing, a guy accidentally overturns his golf cart in a tremendous crash. A very attractive female golfer, who lives in a townhome overlooking the golf course, hears the crash and calls out, "Are you okay?" "I'm okay, thanks," says the guy, as he pulls himself from the twisted golf cart wreck. She says, "Come up to my home, you can recover for a bit, and I'll help you with the golf cart up later." Even being a bit dizzy, the guy couldn’t help but notice that her bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be an amazing figure. "That's mighty nice of you," he answers, "but I really don't think my wife would approve" "Oh, come on now." she insists. She was so pretty, so very persuasive, and the guy was so relatively dazed! "Well okay, but I'm quite sure my wife won't be happy with me" After a couple of gin and tonics, he thanks her and says, "I feel a lot better, and know that my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd best leave now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a coquettish smile, letting her robe fall even slightly more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know a thing, we can have another drink” then she asks, by the way, “where is she, anyway?" The guy replies, "Probably still under the cart, if I were to bet" ----- Accuracy level is high
----- Definitely not a sandwich
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That one mitten is giving someone the middle finger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z) 2
1st?
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/) 3
nope
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (HdYcL) 6
Hey, Food.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ) 7
Sorry for being annoying, Doof!
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (Wmg4n) Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf) 10
We could try the hotdog thing right before my dishwasher is replaced. Except no one here will eat them. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2) 11
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (Wmg4n) __________ *embarrassed cough* Are Soup and Saijo two different dogs or different names for the same one? I can't even keep our own dogs' names straight. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (HdYcL) 12
Was he sponsored by Goodyear?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (Cqx++) 13
Top Pic: There is always a tailgater, even with miles of open highway.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (y171U) 14
Sorry for being annoying, Doof!
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (Wmg4n) Checking on me is definitely not annoying! Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf) 15
How to cook dozens of hotdogs at once without a grill.
Still more appetizing than gas-station roller dogs. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf) 17
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2026 10:19 PM (Kyh8Y) 18
*embarrassed cough*
Are Soup and Saijo two different dogs or different names for the same one? I can't even keep our own dogs' names straight. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (HdYcL) They are the same dog. Anna Puma gave him the nickname Soup because I wanted to name him Miso. So he is Saijo “Soup” Shiba (insert last name here). Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:21 PM (OoFl2) 19
Was he sponsored by Goodyear?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (Cqx++) Oo Yea! Posted by: Macho Man, whose catchphrase was always Oo Yea! at May 12, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z) 20
Good evening Tonypete anyway!
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 10:21 PM (gKWVE) 21
Love the macho man. Ooohhhh yeah!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (YZ0Fo) 22
Put it on the ash tray, not my end table, please.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4) 23
Hey, Food.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (77rzZ) What happened to your nic? Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf) He's very clearly Aztec. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (ExV1e) 24
Good evening morons ותודה דיסקו!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX) 25
RIP Donald "Ogre" Gibb.
Posted by: NEEEERRRRDDDS at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE) 26
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv) 27
9 I decided, based on discussion in an earlier thread, that I really liked the Nahuatl word ending “-tl.” I’ll probably remove it at some point, and go back to the old nick, but for now I’m rolling with it.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (77rzZ) 28
Still more appetizing than gas-station roller dogs.
Posted by: mikeski It's no accident of naming that Sheetz has roller dogs. Circle K and Quick Trip (QT) have pretty good ones honestly. Nice condiments too! Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (Kyh8Y) 29
You can steam fish in the dishwasher too. It actually works.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (YZ0Fo) Posted by: toby928(c) at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (4NO2D) 31
Hot dogs? Rinse agent is on the menu.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 10:24 PM (YlWIZ) 32
Factory-recommended roller time for a fresh hot dog runs anywhere from 20 minutes to seven days.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (JkO4W) 33
RIP Donald "Ogre" Gibb.
Posted by: NEEEERRRRDDDS at May 12, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE) The football player character? Met him once. He seemed happy I knew who he was. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z) 34
If I decide to steam some hot dogs in my dishwasher, what type detergent should be used? Or could I substitute BBQ sauce or mustard?
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (Jr+re) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (jehhT) 36
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (4NO2D) I chuckled, the wife didn't. Maybe she didn't get the joke. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (ExV1e) 37
Circle K and Quick Trip (QT) have pretty good ones honestly. Nice condiments too!
Posted by: Tonypete at Things are a foot at the Circle K. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (YZ0Fo) 38
One statement in the video explaining the mental illness of the Left sums it up.
These leftist non-producers think they are smarter than anyone else. That's one reason that for any Leftist movement they will eventually turn on each other. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (qrzX6) 39
Top Pic: There is always a tailgater, even with miles of open highway.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 12, 2026 10:18 PM (y171U) I'm wondering what rock makes up that pale outcrop in the middle distance? Maybe some Cretaceous or Tertiary shale deposited on the more ancient sandstones that make up the buttes? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (95Ab8) 40
“Soup” is a great dog name.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ) 41
Circle K and Quick Trip (QT) have pretty good ones honestly. Nice condiments too!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (Kyh8Y) I never use Circle K or QT condiments. They always break. It's embarrassing when she starts swelling. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (1Ff7Z) 42
Aaaaand, could I slice some onions and steam them in the little silverware holders?
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re) 43
The "Schiff is an actual Benedict Arnold Traitor" story today is still mind-blowing.
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (lCppi) 44
Things are a foot at the Circle K.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (YZ0Fo) ----------- And that foot, is me. Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (JkO4W) 45
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 12, 2026 10:27 PM (+9wcF) 46
This was worth waiting for. Doof deserves all the accolades and brickbats we can bestow. Well-rounded, balanced, humorous, it's really ideal. The weekly Scorecard of Shame(s) is always appreciated. This will be reflected in your annual review.
Posted by: Keeping Score at May 12, 2026 10:27 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 10:27 PM (Cqx++) 48
You can steam fish in the dishwasher too. It actually works.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:23 PM (YZ0Fo) But it doesn't scale well. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:28 PM (95Ab8) 49
Aaaaand, could I slice some onions and steam them in the little silverware holders?
Posted by: LRob in OK You put the peppers and onions on the top rack. They stay a lil crisp that way. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:29 PM (YZ0Fo) 50
Maybe some Cretaceous or Tertiary shale deposited on the more ancient sandstones that make up the buttes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (95Ab I used to know, but can't remember much of geology class. I do know that those buttes are hard as rock. Like a girl fitness instructor. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:29 PM (1Ff7Z) 51
Sabres made a major contribution to national security by defeating Montreal 3-2 and tying the series at 2 games apiece. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:29 PM (HdYcL) 52
Does Homely Troll ever post under his/her own nic? Don't think I've ever seen it.
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 10:29 PM (Jr+re) 53
RIP Donald "Ogre" Gibb.
Posted by: NEEEERRRRDDDS Noooooooooooo!!! What if C-A-T really spelled dog? Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 12, 2026 10:30 PM (W5mpo) 54
You can steam fish in the dishwasher too. It actually works.
Posted by: BruceWayne But it doesn't scale well. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon So I pulled into a Shell station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2026 10:30 PM (Kyh8Y) 55
NERDS!!
Posted by: toby928(c) honors Gibbs at May 12, 2026 10:30 PM (4NO2D) 56
I am off to bed, but sad I will miss the remainder of cooking in the dishwasher. 😊
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2) 57
I used to know, but can't remember much of geology class. I do know that those buttes are hard as rock. Like a girl fitness instructor.
--------- Explaining the phrase, "ain't that arse a butte." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2026 10:31 PM (JkO4W) Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:31 PM (HdYcL) 60
Which cycle do you do the hotdogs on?
Posted by: Martini Farmer Normal cycle for regular dogs, I think. "Pots and Pans" for bratwurst. "China/Crystal" for Vienna sausages. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:32 PM (HdYcL) 62
"Barnashev" sounds like a 1960s shaving cream.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh And good enough used to dance at the Bolshoi Theater. Posted by: Tonypete at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (Kyh8Y) 63
By the way, my new, possibly temporary, nic, is to be pronounced “BULG-tull,”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ) 64
Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - dishwasher safe dino at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (Gk7QD) 65
You can steam fish in the dishwasher too. It actually works.
Posted by: BruceWayne You can use it to clean the lane oil off your bowling ball, too. Think I'll stick to washing dishes in mine. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (vrNzf) 67
RIP Frederick
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 12, 2026 10:34 PM (w/O5Q) 68
I saw Tertiary Shale open for Mountain at Red Rocks Amphitheater in '78.
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at May 12, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2) Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:34 PM (YZ0Fo) 70
By the way, my new, possibly temporary, nic, is to be pronounced “BULG-tull,”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ) Lut-glub it is then. Thanks! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:34 PM (95Ab8) 71
I spent 45 mins fucking around with all the sprinklers. I have it just right. No wasted water on the sidewalk. No water touching the house. All grass and plants getting covered evenly.
Ahhhhhhh. Beer time now. Posted by: Heroq at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM (f2WBH) 72
The photo of Monument Valley is amazingly accurate, except that it is missing the tourists standing in the middle of the road as if there is no better view from there.
Looks like rain clouds on the horizon too. Must be a summer photo. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM (vrNzf) 73
The "Schiff is an actual Benedict Arnold Traitor" story today is still mind-blowing.
Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (lCppi) They even look alike! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM (qx7Zg) 74
Sleep well, Piper.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM (77rzZ) 75
I saw a pheasant on the roadside coming home from gassing the car up in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:36 PM (95Ab8) 76
Here's hoping President Trump out-negotiates Xi the Pooh in Peking.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg) 77
Sabres made a major contribution to national security by defeating Montreal 3-2 and tying the series at 2 games apiece.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Tkachuk bros had a hilarious story on their pod today about how they were all trying to sneak beers into the village and Tage Thompson just had a case on his shoulder and put it through the X-ray machine. Said they knew they were gonna win the gold after that. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:37 PM (YZ0Fo) 78
I saw a pheasant on the roadside coming home from gassing the car up in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:36 PM (95Ab Couldn't it have flown instead of driving? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z) 79
By the way, my new, possibly temporary, nic, is to be pronounced “BULG-tull,”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ) You've taken up the flute, like Ian Anderson? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg) 80
70 AOP, LOL.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ) 81
Doof -
I realize you aren't a fan but if you're wondering how some of us are and how a guitar sold for $11.5 million this is a pretty good example. Jerry had just received Tiger a couple months prior and you can tell he loved it. I recommend turning it to 11. https://tinyurl.com/2mj97dxk Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 10:38 PM (viF8m) 82
Dishwashers are amazing. You can go from doing dishes, to cleaning gun and car parts, to making boiled dinner in it.
The "energy saver" function most modern dishwashers have makes it difficult to do all three in one day though... really long cycles. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ) 83
75 I saw a pheasant on the roadside coming home from gassing the car up in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:36 PM (95Ab The pheasant must have gotten some bad gas if he was stuck on the side of the road in his car. Posted by: a.moron at May 12, 2026 10:38 PM (X5Jzz) 84
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy EXCLUSIVE: Chilling accounts out of Israel of the IDF training sharks to come onto land to devour Palestinians in their homes, often gaining access by posing as innocuous candygram or pizza deliverers So far I’ve got 14 sources confirming this, working to lock down more 1:22 PM · May 12, 2026 ====== OMG!! Posted by: Nicholas Kristof at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Don Blackopocatépetl at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (ZxPkt) 86
39 I'm wondering what rock makes up that pale outcrop in the middle distance? Maybe some Cretaceous or Tertiary shale deposited on the more ancient sandstones that make up the buttes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (95Ab I travelled that road many years ago, don't remember the pale rock. Posted by: Joemarine at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (y171U) 87
Does Homely Troll ever post under his/her own nic? Don't think I've ever seen it.
Posted by: LRob in OK I assume the unfamiliar names near the top of the sock list every week are (oftw2) and (TbWk/) , neither of whom seems to have a regular nickname. New joke sockpuppet for every comment. I wouldn't have that kind of dedication to the bit. *nods* Respect. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (VHUov) 88
Cascade dish soap gives them extra flavor.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX) 89
I travelled that road many years ago, don't remember the pale rock.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (y171U) What about his brother, Falling Rock? I keep seeing signs telling me to watch for him. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z) 90
photo at top is odd
Posted by: Don Black at May 12, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt) 91
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy EXCLUSIVE: Chilling accounts out of Israel of the IDF training sharks to come onto land to devour Palestinians in their homes, often gaining access by posing as innocuous candygram or pizza deliverers So far I’ve got 14 sources confirming this, working to lock down more 1:22 PM · May 12, 2026 ====== OMG!! Posted by: Nicholas Kristof But did they have fricken lasers on their fricken heads? Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (YZ0Fo) 92
I spent 45 mins fucking around with all the sprinklers. I have it just right. No wasted water on the sidewalk. No water touching the house. All grass and plants getting covered evenly.
Ahhhhhhh. Beer time now. Posted by: Heroq at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM (f2WBH) ==== Tee hee! Posted by: Garden Gremlins and their henchmen, the Raccoons at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX) 93
Hello everyone. Hope you all had a great Tuesday.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (CHHv1) 94
Cascade dish soap gives them extra flavor.
But does it keep the filter clean? (Been watching way too much TV lately.) Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (Jr+re) 95
84 Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy EXCLUSIVE: Chilling accounts out of Israel of the IDF training sharks to come onto land to devour Palestinians in their homes, often gaining access by posing as innocuous candygram or pizza deliverers So far I’ve got 14 sources confirming this, working to lock down more 1:22 PM · May 12, 2026 ====== OMG!! Posted by: Nicholas Kristof at May 12, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX) Does this mean the Jooo weather machine creates Sharknados? Posted by: a.moron at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (X5Jzz) 96
Dishwashers are amazing. You can go from doing dishes, to cleaning gun and car parts, to making boiled dinner in it.
The "energy saver" function most modern dishwashers have makes it difficult to do all three in one day though... really long cycles. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Low and slow. 👍 Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov) 97
JET COVER-UP China KNEW pilot deliberately crashed Boeing 737 into mountain at 350mph killing 132 for four years, US probe reveals
https://t.co/i4M3Fq9VhP China Eastern Airlines Flight 5735 smashed into a mountain at 350mph in Guangxi after the captain intentionally brought down the aircraft, newly surfaced data reveals. Chinese authorities have known for four years that a pilot deliberately crashed, US authorities claim...took place after one of the three airmen on board shut down both engines & turned off auto-pilot... Suppressive Chinese authorities claimed last year that releasing information related to the disaster could “endanger national security & social stability”. ...Intentionally crashing has proved to be one of the leading causes of plane disasters in recent years, reports say. It was the second most common cause of plane deaths from 2011 to 2020, Bloomberg reported. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (9aVck) 98
Doof, if someone has put together the content for an ONT, who should it get sent to?
I have one that could be used as a filler for most weekdays. You know, when life gets really busy and the content search time isn't there. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg) 99
Does Cascade come in different flavors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM (YZ0Fo) 101
Does Cascade come in different flavors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Just regular and lemon, I think. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov) 102
*Puts on hat*
Posted by: Perry the Platapus at May 12, 2026 10:44 PM (+0Wk3) 103
Speaking of spies, that Chinese mayor who admitted to spying? Behold the power of filters.
What you think she looks like: https://tinyurl.com/4zz5kfbz What she really looks like: https://tinyurl.com/bdefeuy5 Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z) 104
Top pic could be a 1500 piece jigsaw puzzle.
Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 10:44 PM (wVcYX) 105
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" Posted by: Tonypete I wouldn't tell people about that. PETA is going to come after you for animal abuse. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1) 106
Just don't put the buns in there too.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 10:45 PM (oq9dX) 107
Now this is a really good gag that's been running for 50+ years on approach to Milwaukee's airport.
https://youtu.be/eKlOY5wPS9U Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg) 108
Doof -
I realize you aren't a fan but if you're wondering how some of us are and how a guitar sold for $11.5 million this is a pretty good example. Jerry had just received Tiger a couple months prior and you can tell he loved it. I recommend turning it to 11. https://tinyurl.com/2mj97dxk Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 10:38 PM (viF8m) I will certainly give it an open minded listen! Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:46 PM (QMAsf) 109
photo at top is odd
Posted by: Don Black It's actually uphill all the way as far as you can see. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:47 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 12, 2026 10:47 PM (s522d) 111
Triumph! They had a string of great albums in the late 70s & into the 80s. Emmet had a hell of a voice. Great band.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 10:47 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K) 113
hypothetically speaking, if US is to kinetically negotiate with Iran upon Trump's return from Chi-na.....does "Operation Sledgehammer" for such an effort sound cool, or what ?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (GD0B3) 114
Dishwashers are amazing.
They prefer to be called ladies. Show some respect. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls Reminds me of a joke Why are wedding dresses white? So she'll match the other appliances. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (YZ0Fo) 115
Where is Forest Gump in that photo?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (qrzX6) 116
Ring-necked Pheasants are non-native, or invasive, if you will. First brought from Asia around 1880 for hunting. They are very successful and are the State Bird of South Dakota. The place I saw the most pheasants at once was Riverdale in the Bronx in several parks with a lot of underbrush leading down to the Hudson. I'd walk a neighbors dog and she would flush out sometimes 8 or 9 per walk. They would skitter through the brush until the doggie got close.
Posted by: Pheasant Dreams at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2) 117
Doof, if someone has put together the content for an ONT, who should it get sent to?
I have one that could be used as a filler for most weekdays. You know, when life gets really busy and the content search time isn't there. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg) You can send it to me at the email I list at the end of every ONT. I'll make sure it gets to the proper authorities! Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf) 118
100 Low and slow. 👍
Posted by: mikeski at That is the tempo. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM *** I suppose now you're going to tell me that White Castle fries only come in one size. Posted by: TRex - MC dino at May 12, 2026 10:50 PM (Gk7QD) 119
Every hotdog I've made in the last decade have been in the microwave.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:50 PM (qrzX6) 120
...Intentionally crashing has proved to be one of the leading causes of plane disasters in recent years, reports say. It was the second most common cause of plane deaths from 2011 to 2020, Bloomberg reported.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe === They could go back to 2001, or earlier and have ever more profound results. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (/lPRQ) 121
100 Low and slow. 👍
Posted by: mikeski at That is the tempo. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:42 PM (YZ0Fo) *Looks through Beastie Boys albums* Posted by: Perry the Platapus at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (+0Wk3) 122
Speaking of spies, that Chinese mayor who admitted to spying? Behold the power of filters. What you think she looks like: ____________ https://tinyurl.com/mpjn2cak Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (HdYcL) 123
US is to kinetically negotiate with Iran upon Trump's return from Chi-na.....does "Operation Sledgehammer" for such an effort sound cool, or what ?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (GD0B3) Trust him, he knows what he's doing. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z) 124
I chuckled, the wife didn't. Maybe she didn't get the joke.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 12, 2026 10:25 PM (ExV1e) -------- Same here. Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (sOtuf) 125
Top 10 sockpuppeteers…
8 [33 names] 'mindful webworker - mountaining' 9 [29 names] 'mindful webworker - gosh darn' Well, this is odd. Someone else using my nic! Which one am I?? It's a virtual existential delemmer. Butt serially, if you add 'em up, I'd be up at #4. Which I think may be as high up on the sockpuppet list as I've ever registered. The program that counts nics obviously has a bug. But understandable, as it might be hard to differentiate names v just adding up hashtags. Mostly, though, the program owes an apology to whomever was #11. Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting, eh? at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (tlr+e) 126
You can steam fish in the dishwasher too. It actually works.
Posted by: BruceWayne You can use it to clean the lane oil off your bowling ball, too. Think I'll stick to washing dishes in mine. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov) Clean your dishwasher-safe sex toys too, I'm led to understand. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 10:52 PM (wVcYX) 127
Does this mean the Jooo weather machine creates Sharknados?
Posted by: a.moron at May 12, 2026 10:41 PM (X5Jzz) ===== TBH there may or may not be weather machines. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 10:52 PM (RIvkX) 128
Speaking of spies, that Chinese mayor who admitted to spying? Behold the power of filters.
What you think she looks like: https://tinyurl.com/4zz5kfbz What she really looks like: https://tinyurl.com/bdefeuy5 Posted by: OrangeEnt === It's like computerized Beer Goggles. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ) 129
I chuckled, the wife didn't. Maybe she didn't get the joke. __________ Her Majesty would clang a cast-iron frying pan off my cranium. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:53 PM (HdYcL) 130
75 I saw a pheasant on the roadside coming home from gassing the car up in town.
And how the pheasant gassed the car up I'll never know Posted by: Groucho Azjaeger at May 12, 2026 10:53 PM (3/XaG) 131
111 Triumph! They had a string of great albums in the late 70s & into...
--- Fast motorcycles too. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2026 10:53 PM (nBZd4) Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:54 PM (qrzX6) 133
Clean your dishwasher-safe sex toys too, I'm led to understand.
Posted by: Count de Monet The ones that plug in doesn't work so well. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:54 PM (YZ0Fo) 134
>>> 125
== Mostly, though, the program owes an apology to whomever was #11. Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting, eh? at May 12, 2026 10:51 PM (tlr+e) What's wrong with 11? Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at May 12, 2026 10:54 PM (Ra+Eb) 135
It's like computerized Beer Goggles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ) And she certainly doesn't look like what Hadrian posted! Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:54 PM (1Ff7Z) 136
Every hotdog I've made in the last decade have been in the microwave.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:50 PM (qrzX6) ==== Do you live in North Korea? Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX) 137
If I decide to steam some hot dogs in my dishwasher, what type detergent should be used?
Posted by: LRob in OK Be sure to add that rinse stuff that leaves wieners spotless. Posted by: mindful webworker - follow for more dangerous suggestions at May 12, 2026 10:57 PM (tlr+e) 138
.131 111 Triumph! They had a string of great albums in the late 70s & into...
--- Fast motorcycles too. And a good run as a TV insult dog puppet comic Posted by: Groucho Azjaeger at May 12, 2026 10:57 PM (3/XaG) 139
Clean your dishwasher-safe sex toys too, I'm led to understand.
Posted by: Count de Monet The ones that plug in doesn't work so well. Posted by: BruceWayne I haven't done any market research but sex toys unsafe in wet locations is prolly asking for a lawsuit. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:57 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 10:57 PM (3ek7K) 141
I've never listened to Rage Against the Machine but I guess one of their guys was featured at an anti-ICE protest in NYC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 10:58 PM (qrzX6) 142
Triumph! They had a string of great albums in the late 70s & into...
--- Fast motorcycles too. Posted by: Braenyard ------ I find my R/S 955 very satisfactory. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2026 10:58 PM (XeU6L) 143
Former congresswoman and unattractive female ditches USA for Costa Rica and tries to act like her bete noir, President Trump, but just seems a pathetic name caller.
https://tinyurl.com/mrm6tbbf Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 10:58 PM (1Ff7Z) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 10:58 PM (HdYcL) 145
I think Triumph is actually out there playing again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (snZF9) 146
"They can be catastrophically wrong, but still keep their careers."
That is a great line summing up leftist "thinkers." Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ) 147
I've never listened to Rage Against the Machine but I guess one of their guys was featured at an anti-ICE protest in NYC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg They are forever to be known as Rage for the Machine Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (YZ0Fo) 148
You can warm the buns in the clothes dryer.
Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (oq9dX) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (3ek7K) 150
Posted by: Bulgtl
Posted by: Don Blackopocat�petl Posted by: Count de Monetl I'm feeling left out. But now my name looks like mike-skittle. I don't even like Skittles that much. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov) 151
Do you live in North Korea?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 10:56 PM ( If I did I would be a king. They wish they had hot dogs. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:00 PM (qrzX6) 152
An old friend of mine, now deceased, was always a 4-H kind of guy, even though we grew up in northern suburbs of NYC. He had an incubator and was always hatching weird foul, ducks, geese, guinea fowl, etc. He also hatched and kept Golden Pheasants and had a bunch of them. We released about 20 of them in a couple hundred acre park with a swamp, lake, grasslands. It became a thriving community.
There are many feral tribes of these birds all over the US, most escapes, though many from other nuts like my friend John. They are a striking looking bird. Posted by: RIP John Capuano 1957-2010 at May 12, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2) 153
So do you put them in the top rack? Or on end in the utensil basket?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Woulda assume it depends on the size. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:00 PM (YZ0Fo) 154
They may keep their careers but they would lose their heads pretty fast should their compatriots ever have enough power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 11:00 PM (RIvkX) 155
The 4 Corners area is spectacular and unique, with the possible exception of Mars.
Fiendishly hot in the summer months tho. I’ve always been appreciative of Injuns and settlers and pioneers who scratched out a living in such inhospitable places without benefit of modern technology and creature comforts and the rest of it. They were tough SOBs, they had to be. Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:01 PM (/4VRy) 156
141 I've never listened to Rage Against the Machine but I guess one of their guys was featured at an anti-ICE protest in NYC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg Rage For the Machine. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:01 PM (sAmhv) 157
119 Every hotdog I've made in the last decade have been in the microwave.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg I also do corn on the cob in the microwave. Grilling or boiling corn on the cob is too much bother for one cob. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2026 11:02 PM (0Htd1) 158
I guess I'd better pick up some hot dogs next trip to grocery store . . . . . the things I learn here!
Posted by: LRob in OK at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (Jr+re) 159
Damn, now I want a hot dog. With mustard.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (77rzZ) 160
also do corn on the cob in the microwave. Grilling or boiling corn on the cob is too much bother for one cob.
Posted by: nerdygirl at Air fryer. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (YZ0Fo) 161
I've never listened to Rage Against the Machine but I guess one of their guys was featured at an anti-ICE protest in NYC.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg They are forever to be known as Rage for the Machine Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:59 PM (YZ0Fo) I don't listen to those jerkoffs. Probably wouldn't recognize a single song. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (snZF9) 162
You can send it to me at the email I list at the end of every ONT. I'll make sure it gets to the proper authorities!
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf) I'll send it tomorrow. I'm on the wrong device right now. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg) 163
Top 10 sockpuppeteers…
8 [33 names] 'mindful webworker - mountaining' 9 [29 names] 'mindful webworker - gosh darn' Well, this is odd. Someone else using my nic! Which one am I?? It's a virtual existential delemmer. You're beside yourself! Butt serially, .....said Pete Bootygig..... if you add 'em up, I'd be up at #4. Which I think may be as high up on the sockpuppet list as I've ever registered. The program that counts nics obviously has a bug. But understandable, as it might be hard to differentiate names v just adding up hashtags. This was discussed a while back. That is what it does; counts posts from a particular hash, and assigns the most-frequently-used nickname to it. Mostly, though, the program owes an apology to whomever was #11. Posted by: mindful webworker Ninth or tenth loser doesn't really matter, does it? Posted by: mikeskitl, fifth loser at May 12, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov) Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:04 PM (viF8m) 165
Microwave ovens are a wretched device. Tongue burning rubber food generator. OK for re-heating a cup of coffee.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:04 PM (/4VRy) 166
145 I think Triumph is actually out there playing again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division They are. I did a search and its there 50th anniversary so they're touring. Rick Emmet is still lead singer too. Wonder if his pipes have survived. He could belt out songs with the best of them when he was younger. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:04 PM (sAmhv) 167
Johnny Somali Update
His lawyer has quit so now the nuisance streamer has to depend upon a public defender. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD) 168
You could probably cook corned beef and cabbage in the microwave, but it might take ten cycles.
Posted by: Potatoes, Too at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (oftw2) 169
I don't listen to those jerkoffs. Probably wouldn't recognize a single song.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I'd bet you'd at least recognize killing in the name of or people of the Sun. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo) 170
...and the manager of the pheasant ranch told the young pregnant woman, "Yes, Darren did use to work for us. He was a pheasant plucker."
"He certainly was", she sighed. Posted by: just the punchline at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (95Ab8) 171
The ones that plug in doesn't work so well.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:54 PM (YZ0Fo) ------ Gas-powered ones are right out! Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (sOtuf) 172
Reminds me of a joke
Why are wedding dresses white? So she'll match the other appliances. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 10:48 PM (YZ0Fo) Aaaaand there ended their sex life entirely. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (DwqWV) 173
Adding itl makes my nic sound like a pharmaceutical product.
"Take two doses of trexitl twice a day to treat short arm syndrome. Results may vary." Posted by: Trexitl at May 12, 2026 11:06 PM (Gk7QD) 174
Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 12, 2026 11:06 PM (fE6HJ) 175
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Unless you're a big government bureaucrat Posted by: Home, home on the rage at May 12, 2026 11:06 PM (s522d) 176
Thanks Doof!
Always enjoy the musical interludes. They coax me out of my “80s rock is the best” box. Now do Inside Out by XYZ. They arrived very late, but were awesome. Grunge stole all of the oxygen out of the room, so they never got traction. Sad! And “What keeps me loving you” is one of their best, and a hidden gem. Posted by: Gunslinger at May 12, 2026 11:07 PM (HZfH/) 177
Johnny Somali Update
His lawyer has quit so now the nuisance streamer has to depend upon a public defender. Posted by: Anna Puma Dang, and I sent the world's smallest violin in to get re-strung. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov) 178
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, do what I tell you Posted by: Rage 'against' the Machine at May 12, 2026 11:08 PM (gKWVE) 179
Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport I tried that in hs. It ruins the hats. Just wear em dirty til they disintegrate. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo) 180
Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. Posted by: vmom "The heads shrunk so much they washed down the drain?!?" Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 11:08 PM (VHUov) 181
They were tough SOBs, they had to be.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:01 PM (/4VRy) ------- I often wonder how the hell they did it. Even more so, I wonder WHY they did it. If I had it that rough I think I'd just end it all Posted by: 496 at May 12, 2026 11:08 PM (sOtuf) 182
Didn't Rage Against The Machine make COVID vaccine ads, or am I thinking of some other suck-ups?
Posted by: Potatoes, Too at May 12, 2026 11:09 PM (oftw2) 183
Back to our usual programming...
Posted by: TRex - OG dino at May 12, 2026 11:10 PM (Gk7QD) 184
One of those RATM clowns did something amazing during the last fascist, worst than Hitler GOP administration, GWBush. He was decrying Heir Bush at some news conference and on either side of him were huge pictures of Mao and Lenin. It was perfect!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:10 PM (sAmhv) 185
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you, do what I tell you Posted by: Rage 'against' the Machine I won't work on tom loads ranch no more. Unless the president tells me. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:10 PM (YZ0Fo) 186
73 The "Schiff is an actual Benedict Arnold Traitor" story today is still mind-blowing. Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2026 10:26 PM (lCppi) They even look alike! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 10:35 PM --------- From all surviving accounts, Benedict Arnold was not a bug-eyed pencil neck. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 11:10 PM (VWtfl) 187
I'd bet you'd at least recognize killing in the name of or people of the Sun.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:05 PM (YZ0Fo) Probably not. I don't listen to radio. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2026 11:11 PM (snZF9) 188
One of those RATM clowns did something amazing during the last fascist, worst than Hitler GOP administration, GWBush. He was decrying Heir Bush at some news conference and on either side of him were huge pictures of Mao and Lenin. It was perfect!
Posted by: Puddleglum, They were always communist nepo babies. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:11 PM (YZ0Fo) 189
Just pulled up some Rage Against the Machine songs. Are they a Beastie Boys cover band?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:11 PM (qrzX6) 190
Meteorologist
Economist Politicians Teachers They are allowed to be wrong for EVER Missed that storm Kids cannot read Road to nowhere We will do better next time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur) 191
Thanks Doof!
Always enjoy the musical interludes. They coax me out of my “80s rock is the best” box. Now do Inside Out by XYZ. They arrived very late, but were awesome. Grunge stole all of the oxygen out of the room, so they never got traction. Sad! And “What keeps me loving you” is one of their best, and a hidden gem. Posted by: Gunslinger at May 12, 2026 11:07 PM (HZfH/) I will check out XYZ. Thanks! Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:12 PM (QMAsf) 192
[First day as a museum tour guide]
Kid: how can we tell how old a dinosaur is Me: you must first ask yourself, "does that dinosaur have 3 butts?" Kid: umm no Me: then we can rule out the Triassic Period Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 11:12 PM (qx7Zg) Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1) 194
Just pulled up some Rage Against the Machine songs. Are they a Beastie Boys cover band?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg No they were mid 90s "metal" commie nepo babies. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:13 PM (YZ0Fo) 195
Oh, yeah. That's that thing sitting on my counter.
Posted by: nerdygirl Do it. Like 6-8 min comes out perfect. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:13 PM (YZ0Fo) 196
Tom Morello is an insufferable marxist a***ole and wildly overrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 11:13 PM (XV/Pl) 197
182 Didn't Rage Against The Machine make COVID vaccine ads, or am I thinking of some other suck-ups?
Posted by: Potatoes, Too at May 12, 2026 11:09 PM (oftw2) They would not allow people in without the card and mask Dues es machina Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur) 198
Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport I tried that in hs. It ruins the hats. Just wear em dirty til they disintegrate. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:08 PM (YZ0Fo) Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings. Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:14 PM (QMAsf) 199
Just pulled up some Rage Against the Machine songs. Are they a Beastie Boys cover band?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg No they were mid 90s "metal" commie nepo babies. Posted by: BruceWayne They then broke up and the entire group teamed up with Chris Cornell to make audioslave. Who made some great music. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo) 200
From all surviving accounts, Benedict Arnold was not a bug-eyed pencil neck.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug Neither did he have a cock-shaped mouf, nor give off the vibe of a pedo. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (vRHNu) 201
Why would anyone wash headgear? Hats and caps are supposed to get worn and weathered.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ) 202
Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings.
Posted by: Doof at But then what's the point if the hat doesn't have swear rings? Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:16 PM (YZ0Fo) 203
Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 12, 2026 11:06 PM (fE6HJ) It's an old Arizona trick, tho' I've heard of people doing it as far north as Nebraska. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 12, 2026 11:16 PM (1Ff7Z) 204
Not a rap fan but Beastie Boys 'Sabotage' is a great song! Probably the only rap I like. The music video is perfect. They all looked like they were having fun spoofing early 70s cop movies.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:16 PM (sAmhv) 205
>>Hubby onced washed his baseball caps in the dishwasher, top rack.
I was so freaked out when I opened the dishwasher in the morning. I'm a bit freaked out just reading that. Run them under a hot tap with some soap. They aren't a biohazard. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m) 206
I wash my caps with a hose outside and hang them on hooks to dry. I must have at least 30 caps I rotate to wear for tennis and golf.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:18 PM (qrzX6) 207
I'm a bit freaked out just reading that. Run them under a hot tap with some soap.
They aren't a biohazard. Posted by: JackStraw In the mid late 90s the made hat savers that you used to was them in the dishwasher. It turned out awful. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:18 PM (YZ0Fo) 208
I'm getting in on the Aztec fun. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 12, 2026 11:18 PM (XJ22o) 209
Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings.
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:14 PM (QMAsf) I threw a very dirty ball cap into the washer. Turned out fine, but some of the interlining of the sweat band disintegrated. I'm thinking a line of hot glue will fix it. Posted by: just the punchline at May 12, 2026 11:19 PM (95Ab8) 210
a bit freaked out just reading that. Run them under a hot tap with some soap.
They aren't a biohazard. Posted by: JackStraw In the mid late 90s the made hat savers that you used to was them in the dishwasher. It turned out awful. Posted by: BruceWayne Also the hats I wore playing baseball would disagree. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:19 PM (YZ0Fo) 211
I suppose because they didn’t know anything else, it was all they were used to. If you carry that logic forward, people in the future will probably marvel at all the bullshit we have to put up with now.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:19 PM (/4VRy) 212
The economy is great!! Throw away the dirty caps and buy new ones. Follow my advice. My car has a flat tire and I'm gonna trade it in tomorrow. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:19 PM (3ek7K) 213
Not a rap fan but Beastie Boys 'Sabotage' is a great song! Probably the only rap I like. The music video is perfect. They all looked like they were having fun spoofing early 70s cop movies.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:16 PM (sAmhv) I was snarking of course but RATM did remind me of an angrier Beastie Boys style. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:20 PM (qrzX6) 214
208 LOL
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:20 PM (77rzZ) 215
Meteorologists deserve a break, I think. They know and admit that forecasting weather is inexact and that they speak in probabilities. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 11:21 PM (HdYcL) 216
196 Tom Morello is an insufferable marxist a***ole and wildly overrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender That's the guy. He's the one who did that news conference, with Mao and Lenin portraits on either side of him, decrying McChimpyBushHitler. Again, it was perfect! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:21 PM (sAmhv) 217
Throw away the dirty caps and buy new ones.
Follow my advice. My car has a flat tire and I'm gonna trade it in tomorrow. Posted by: four seasons Never you earn that dirty hat. It has stories. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo) 218
Real men wear hats, with brims. Not ballcaps.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:22 PM (77rzZ) 219
SpaceX Starship launch planned for May 19. 5:30pm CT
Posted by: TRex - orbital dino at May 12, 2026 11:23 PM (Gk7QD) 220
199:Chris Cornell could sing. He improved most bands that way.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:23 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:23 PM (3ek7K) 222
Decent caps ain't cheap any more.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:23 PM (qrzX6) 223
>>Also the hats I wore playing baseball would disagree.
I grew up playing baseball. And teaching diving and fishing and sailing. I've gone through a ton of hats. It's just sweat and dirt. I don't throw out pants or shirts when they get dirty and sweaty, I wash them. But not in the dishwasher. I'm not an animal. Not completely anyway. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:23 PM (viF8m) 224
Nathan Hale was hanged as a spy by the British. As he was being led to the gallows, he said “I regret that I have but one life to give for my country”.
Major Andre, the turncoat, thought he deserved a firing squad because he was an officer, and not the gibbet, but they hanged him. Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:24 PM (/4VRy) 225
Never you earn that dirty hat. It has stories.
Posted by: BruceWayne Too cheap to buy a new hat. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 11:24 PM (/lPRQ) 226
I figured May 12-13 was an ambitious target for Starship. 19 is fine.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 11:25 PM (gKWVE) 227
grew up playing baseball. And teaching diving and fishing and sailing. I've gone through a ton of hats.
It's just sweat and dirt. I don't throw out pants or shirts when they get dirty and sweaty, I wash them. But not in the dishwasher. I'm not an animal. Not completely anyway. Posted by: JackStraw I never gave up a hat for a team even if played with them for 4 years. Superstition and I also hate new hats. Gotta break em in. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:25 PM (YZ0Fo) 228
The Beastie Boys are what the promise of rap held, Paul's Boutique is a stellar album.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 11:25 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD) 230
I'd love to see one of the Starship tests pop out a couple of warp-like nacelles, just to freak out the rest of the world.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 11:26 PM (qx7Zg) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:26 PM (3ek7K) 232
But then what's the point if the hat doesn't have swear rings?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:16 PM (YZ0Fo) None of my hats has a swear ring. I think they charge extra for that. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:26 PM (DwqWV) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2026 11:26 PM (aU1YS) 234
I'm getting in on the Aztec fun.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 12, 2026 11:27 PM (W5mpo) 235
None of my hats has a swear ring. I think they charge extra for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK Maybe you swear less than me. It starts to soak in. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo) 236
When they say “60% chance of rain”, the idea is, it’s gonna rain, over 60% of the forecast area. If it doesn’t rain where you happen to be, that doesn’t mean they were wrong.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:27 PM (/4VRy) 237
Headgear is washed by leaving it out in the rain and then air drying.
Article in the Seattle Times about how an ICE arrest at a Latin food store was having a chilling effect on regulars coming in. Excellent! Get the names of the regulars and have ICE pay them visits! Citizens have nothing to fear. Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (k0Wyd) 238
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:24 PM (/4VRy)
You reminded me of one of my top five movie scenes. Not a good movie IMO but the scene in the Patriot where Mel Gibson goes to rescue his son captured by the British to be hung was awesome. Aim small, miss small. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (qrzX6) 239
They then broke up and the entire group teamed up with Chris Cornell to make audioslave. Who made some great music.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo) Rage Against the Garden. Posted by: Reforger at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (ZFqKB) 240
Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings. Posted by: Doof Are we still talking about hot dogs? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (Cqx++) 241
If you wash your balls in the dishwasher remember to cancel the drying cycle.
Posted by: four seasons Seems like the door seal would be rather pinchy. Also overkill, unless your balls are Trump-sized. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov) 242
Hey!
Having been run over by a golf cart once, that joke wasn't all that funny. Well. Okay. It was. But getting run over was no fun. He'll alcohol wasn't even involved...yet. Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB) 243
Air fryer.
Posted by: BruceWayne Oh, yeah. That's that thing sitting on my counter. Posted by: nerdygirl ...... They're great for re-gifting. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 11:29 PM (oq9dX) 244
236 When they say “60% chance of rain”, the idea is, it’s gonna rain, over 60% of the forecast area. If it doesn’t rain where you happen to be, that doesn’t mean they were wrong.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:27 PM (/4VRy) When they say "scattered showers," that means, "wherever DH is holding a softball bat." Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:29 PM (DwqWV) 245
High school football coach, ex-pro, wore the same tennis shoes he wore to work out as a pro to all his kids games (superstition). He had to sew parts of the shoes together.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (aU1YS) 246
Hey!
Having been run over by a golf cart once, that joke wasn't all that funny. Well. Okay. It was. But getting run over was no fun. He'll alcohol wasn't even involved...yet. Posted by: Diogenes at I wasn't run over. But lost one in a course pond. Yes alcohol was involved in that. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (YZ0Fo) 247
They are. I did a search and its there 50th anniversary so they're touring. Rick Emmet is still lead singer too. Wonder if his pipes have survived. He could belt out songs with the best of them when he was younger.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 12, 2026 11:04 PM (sAmhv) I think they are somewhat pretty intact...somewhat. I saw some recent rehearsal or show vid, which is why I was thinking they're out there again. Back in the day though, yeah he was the complete package, could sing like a motherfucker and could play as good too while singing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9) 248
Mariners win!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (A5RD0) 249
When they say “60% chance of rain”, the idea is, it’s gonna rain, over 60% of the forecast area. If it doesn’t rain where you happen to be, that doesn’t mean they were wrong.
Posted by: Common Tater That's for microclimates. In MN, that's "a 40% chance of nothing happening anywhere, and a 60% chance of a three-hundred-mile-long wall of clouds drowning all the frogs." Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (VHUov) 250
DH's mom just left to go back to WI. She was here for a bit over a week. The visit was just long enough, I guess.
She believes that the government is rounding up all the brown and black skinned people and locking them up until they prove they are citizens. I wish she would stop watching CBS News. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:32 PM (DwqWV) 251
>>JackStraw,
>>I'm so disappointed If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that I would have a lot of dollars. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:32 PM (viF8m) 252
221 If you wash your balls in the dishwasher remember to cancel the drying cycle.
Air drying works wonders. Careful with the door. Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 12, 2026 11:33 PM (k0Wyd) 253
The best way to gauge your weather is to look out the windows in the morning. Of course the weather will change in an hour. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:33 PM (3ek7K) 254
248 Mariners win!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (A5RD0) Woot! I wish we could watch more of those games. MLB considers Alaska and Hawaii "in market" for the Mariners. Like I'm gonna just get in the car and head out to the game. So they don't let us watch them. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:33 PM (DwqWV) 255
the colorado rockies look like they're probably not making the world series this year
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 11:34 PM (gKWVE) 256
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 12, 2026 11:34 PM (bss/y) 257
WTH is a “swear ring?”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ) 258
257 WTH is a “swear ring?”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ) If you wash your balls in the dishwasher, I suspect we will hear a lot of swear ring. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:35 PM (DwqWV) 259
I wasn't run over. But lost one in a course pond. Yes alcohol was involved in that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:30 PM (YZ0Fo) Excellent!!! I usually just lose the ball in the water. Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:35 PM (3ek7K) 261
Akira Toriyama died too young.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 11:37 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:37 PM (YZ0Fo) Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 11:37 PM (gKWVE) 264
When they say “60% chance of rain”, the idea is, it’s gonna rain, over 60% of the forecast area. If it doesn’t rain where you happen to be, that doesn’t mean they were wrong.
Posted by: Common Tater That's for microclimates. In MN, that's "a 40% chance of nothing happening anywhere, and a 60% chance of a three-hundred-mile-long wall of clouds drowning all the frogs." Posted by: mikeskitl Lived in a couple places in Florida, one Gulf side one Atlantic. During rainy season pop up thunder storms have about 50% coverage. Raining like hell here. Drive a couple of miles, nothing, so on and so on. Totally random other than it will rain somewhere. In Hawaii, it will rain the same place same time every day... or seem like it never rains. Except when a weather front comes through. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 11:38 PM (/lPRQ) 265
WTH is a “swear ring?”
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:34 PM (77rzZ) If you wash your balls in the dishwasher, I suspect we will hear a lot of swear ring. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 12, 2026 11:35 PM (DwqWV) *** Same result washing your balls in the golf ball washer. Those bristles are a bitch and when you start turning the crank, look out! Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:38 PM (2WIwB) 266
1st team in ALC: 23-21
5th/last team in NLC: 22-20 Make this make sense Posted by: gKWVE at Cause the nl central is good and the al central isn't? Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:38 PM (YZ0Fo) 267
Kat Timpf announced she lost her father z"l suddenly last Thursday night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 11:39 PM (RIvkX) 268
We're "supposed " to get snow next week here in SW Wyoming. We are off kilter with the lack of a real Wyoming winter. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (3ek7K) 269
Oof and her cat too. That girl has had a rough year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (RIvkX) 270
Wash your balls with soap and water in the shower or tub like the rest of the guys!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4) 271
I wish we could watch more of those games. MLB considers Alaska and Hawaii "in market" for the Mariners. Like I'm gonna just get in the car and head out to the game. So they don't let us watch them.
Posted by: tcn in AK Oh, I can’t afford that internet subscription stuff. I listen to the games on. the radio. Our broadcasters are actually pretty good! I enjoy listening to them. And BruceWayne, cal broke his 0-38 streak this evening. Poor guy can’t hit for shit this year. Oh well. Can’t break records every year. But, Jeepers, he’s awful. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (A5RD0) 272
Wash your balls with soap and water in the shower or tub like the rest of the guys!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Wait are we supposing to be doing this? Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:41 PM (YZ0Fo) 273
270 Wash your balls with soap and water in the shower or tub like the rest of the guys!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4) --------- And dry on the line for best results. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2026 11:41 PM (JkO4W) 274
In MN, that's "a 40% chance of nothing happening anywhere, and a 60% chance of a three-hundred-mile-long wall of clouds drowning all the frogs."
Posted by: mikeskitl Lived in a couple places in Florida, one Gulf side one Atlantic. During rainy season pop up thunder storms have about 50% coverage. Raining like hell here. Drive a couple of miles, nothing, so on and so on. Totally random other than it will rain somewhere. In Hawaii, it will rain the same place same time every day... or seem like it never rains. Except when a weather front comes through. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher The MN thing is always an interaction between air cycling up from the Gulf of America (warm, wet) and air blowing down from Canada (cold, dry). If the humidity and temperature difference is enough, the cold air can't hold the water, and whoosh! If not, it's partly cloudy today. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 12, 2026 11:42 PM (VHUov) 275
Amazingly, The Mets are not the worst team in baseball, that honor goes to the Angels and The Stros.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 11:42 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:42 PM (3ek7K) 277
And BruceWayne, cal broke his 0-38 streak this evening. Poor guy can’t hit for shit this year. Oh well. Can’t break records every year. But, Jeepers, he’s awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched I knew he was gonna come back to earth this season. But yeesh didn't exactly think he'd be this bad. Tho WBC did kinda let ya know. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:43 PM (YZ0Fo) 278
Wash your balls with soap and water in the shower or tub like the rest of the guys!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit ....... Girlie magazine optional. Posted by: wth at May 12, 2026 11:43 PM (oq9dX) 279
We are supposed to get thunderstorms in the next 18 hours or so.
Need the rain. Some late spring snow in the mountains would be nice too. It was 80 today. Gross. Just. Yuck. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:44 PM (A5RD0) 280
wish we could watch more of those games. MLB considers Alaska and Hawaii "in market" for the Mariners. Like I'm gonna just get in the car and head out to the game. So they don't let us watch them.
Posted by: tcn in AK I live in ok and only care about the cubs. I'm lucky if I get to see 8 games a year. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:44 PM (YZ0Fo) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 11:44 PM (/+uur) 282
Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings.
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:14 PM (QMAsf) I keep a steel bowl in the shower and toss the sweaty cap in it when I come in from sweating through it. If I think of it I toss a bit of Boraxo in with the hat too, and rinse it out when I take a shower. The thing my wife and I had to come to terms on is that I requested that she not toss her unmentionables in with my hat, she has to fish the hat out first. Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 11:44 PM (rbvCR) 283
Why would anyone wash headgear? Hats and caps are supposed to get worn and weathered.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ) They start to stink from the old sweat. Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 11:45 PM (rbvCR) 284
Amazingly, The Mets are not the worst team in baseball, that honor goes to the Angels and The Stros.
Posted by: Thomas Bender Worst team in nl in the worst division in baseball. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:45 PM (YZ0Fo) 285
The Mets are currently going through some sort of evil that has turned a pennant hopeful into something below the Titanic. Not just injuries, they just plain suck.
So they brought up this 21 year old kid Ewing who has been skyrocketing through their minors. First game tonight in center. 1 - 2 with an RBI triple 3 walks stolen base 2 runs scored 2 rbis His only out was a warning track fly. Mets win 10 - 2. That's an impressive debut. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:45 PM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:46 PM (3ek7K) 287
I knew he was gonna come back to earth this season. But yeesh didn't exactly think he'd be this bad. Tho WBC did kinda let ya know.
Posted by: BruceWayne I think he jinxxed himself. Never disrespect a teammate. Even when they are playing for the other team. Shake his freaking hand. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:46 PM (A5RD0) 288
Why would anyone wash headgear? Hats and caps are supposed to get worn and weathered.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ) They start to stink from the old sweat. Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 11:45 PM (rbvCR) Same for balls. On both counts, even. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 11:47 PM (wVcYX) 289
Amazingly, The Mets are not the worst team in baseball, that honor goes to the Angels and The Stros.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 11:42 PM (XV/Pl) Really? Not the Rockies? I ask this as a guy who does not follow baseball, but knows that the Rockies are stupid bad. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 11:47 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:48 PM (3ek7K) 291
196 Tom Morello is an insufferable marxist a***ole and wildly overrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 11:13 PM (XV/Pl) and he's a Harvard man as well. Probably redundant. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 12, 2026 11:49 PM (mPi5D) 292
Hm, when something is said to be “off kilter”, it necessarily implies that the state of Kilter exists. Ideally, things will be “on kilter”.
Similarly, a state of “in whack” predominates (till it gets out of kilter) Posted by: Common Tater at May 12, 2026 11:49 PM (l+ype) 293
Real men don't wash their balls.
Posted by: The Musk Endures at May 12, 2026 11:49 PM (f3DLx) 294
Bruce,
We lived in Illinois for many years. We are diehard CUBS fans. Posted by: four seasons Grew up in nw IN. Lived in wrigleyville for 7 years after college. Went to around 50 games a year. Been gone for awhile but ya the only team I actually care about. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:49 PM (YZ0Fo) 295
I’m lucky that I can walk from work to the Mariners stadium, pay 10 bucks for a 300 level seat, buy a couple beers for 6 bucks apiec, watch the sun set over the city and take a boat home.
Yeah. Seattle has its issues but, it also has a couple perks. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:49 PM (A5RD0) 296
wish we could watch more of those games. MLB considers Alaska and Hawaii "in market" for the Mariners. Like I'm gonna just get in the car and head out to the game. So they don't let us watch them.
Posted by: tcn in AK I live in ok and only care about the cubs. I'm lucky if I get to see 8 games a year. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:44 PM (YZ0Fo) Get a V See Box. Watch whatever the eff you want as long as you have strong internet. I'm not exaggerating. Contact me offline for more info. Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:50 PM (QMAsf) 297
Really? Not the Rockies?
I ask this as a guy who does not follow baseball, but knows that the Rockies are stupid bad. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not They are flirting with 2-4 games under 500 this year. So not good. But not what they been. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo) 298
Yeah. Seattle has its issues but, it also has a couple perks.
Nice way to sneak in a coffee pun. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 12, 2026 11:51 PM (+9wcF) 299
That's an impressive debut.
Posted by: JackStraw Two-ring WS winner Brandan Crawford's 1st major league at bat was a grand slam. Sadly, while an occasional clutch hitter, he was a gold glover and a lead slugger. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 12, 2026 11:51 PM (W5mpo) 300
Kat Timpf announced she lost her father z"l suddenly last Thursday night. Posted by: San Franpsycho ============== That poor woman has had a challenging year. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 12, 2026 11:52 PM (XJ22o) 301
Nice way to sneak in a coffee pun.
Posted by: Blanco Basura My little brother has worked for Starbucks for 30 years. It filters through. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:52 PM (A5RD0) 302
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Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 12, 2026 11:52 PM (763Um) 303
Rockies also have one of the best views in a stadium to see a bad game.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:53 PM (YZ0Fo) 304
Here in SW Wyoming we haven't had a real winter . You know what?? I'm gonna tell you,lol. The fucking dandelions survive anything. God must have a plan and use for dandelions to survive. Let us know. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:54 PM (3ek7K) 305
We are off kilter with the lack of a real Wyoming winter.
Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (3ek7K) ------- I'm hoping they institute a watering ban here - I'm not a big fan of yardwork. Posted by: 496ltl at May 12, 2026 11:54 PM (sOtuf) 306
We've had a quit spring. Got some joke of hail on Friday. But 90s all this week. Gonna be a hot summer
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo) 307
Look at all you baseball fans coming out of the woodwork.
I'm not letting those woke assholes take my sports away. Fuck that. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:55 PM (viF8m) 308
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Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings. Posted by: Doof --- To a brand new hat? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 12, 2026 11:55 PM (aU1YS) 309
Look at all you baseball fans coming out of the woodwork.
I'm not letting those woke assholes take my sports away. Fuck that. Posted by: JackStraw I'm also enjoying how bad the Red Sox are 😂 Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:57 PM (YZ0Fo) 310
>>Two-ring WS winner Brandan Crawford's 1st major league at bat was a grand slam. Sadly, while an occasional clutch hitter, he was a gold glover and a lead slugger.
You must have done a game or two at Fenway when you were there. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:58 PM (viF8m) 311
The artistic promise of rap was kilked by lawyers. Once they had to pay royalties for every little sample, well that was where the genius was, mixing things in a.way that you lnew what it was but it didnt hit like the original. Its been said that Paul's Boutique cold have never been made after the new laws. Beastie Boys never sounded the same.after that Then it went Diddy where only one.song was sampled making it cover songs with rapping..
Posted by: Azjaeger at May 12, 2026 11:58 PM (4TiTt) 312
Thank you, JackStraw.
We have a beautiful stadium. Sometimes I go to games and enjoy the sunset as much as the game. You should come out here and check it out sometime. I’ll buy you a beer. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2026 11:59 PM (A5RD0) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:59 PM (3ek7K) 314
273 270 Wash your balls with soap and water in the shower or tub like the rest of the guys!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4) --------- And dry on the line for best results. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 12, 2026 11:41 PM (JkO4W) ———— Those hand drying air blowers do a good job as long as they are positioned low enough on the wall. Otherwise a chair works. Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 12, 2026 11:59 PM (6rW2x) 315
Gonna be a hot summer Posted by: BruceWayne 2026 will be the hottest year on record. Bank on it!! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 12:00 AM (Cqx++) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:00 AM (A5RD0) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:01 AM (3ek7K) 318
Today, Steve Winwood turned 78. In addition to his solo career, he was also in the Spencer Davis Group, Traffic, and Blind Faith. I really dig the clips I've seen from Traffic's 1972 Santa Monica live show, so here's the 13:41-long opener, with Steve on piano and vocals:
Traffic - Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys - Live 72 (Full Song) https://youtu.be/R8M8R835Ck4 Posted by: SciVo at May 13, 2026 12:01 AM (Sy6m/) 319
2026 will be the hottest year on record. Bank on it!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, I'll doubt we were hit our 2011. But it's gonna be hot early. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:01 AM (YZ0Fo) 320
Onliest baseball I watch is Banana Ball. Every game on Youtube for free, some on TRU-TV, a few On TNT, I believe. Good fun and action and they love their fans. It's still growing, 46 states this year.
Posted by: Yellow Peril at May 13, 2026 12:01 AM (oftw2) 321
>>I'm also enjoying how bad the Red Sox are 😂
Me too. But I'm a lifelong Mets fan so my Sox friends and I can't even talk smack at each other. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:02 AM (viF8m) 322
Me too. But I'm a lifelong Mets fan so my Sox friends and I can't even talk smack at each other.
Posted by: JackStraw Company of misery Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo) 323
263 1st team in ALC: 23-21
5th/last team in NLC: 22-20 Make this make sense Posted by: gKWVE The Pittsburgh Pirates are showing signs of being a really good baseball team this year so of course, the NL Central is the best division in baseball so the Pirates are still near the bottom, albeit above .500. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 12:03 AM (sAmhv) 324
Imagine a 2 day colonoscopy prep and there you'll find me. Norovirus but without the puking, which I came close to but it is not my thing.
Salmonella was easier on me than this. I needed to whine as my husband is not enough when I call him. He's been forbidden to enter our bedroom/bath for 3 days as if he gets it we will be going to the hospital. I don't know what I did to deserve this. On the bright side I am losing a lot of weight. Unless I collapse tomorrow from exhaustion, whack my head, and die quietly near the toilet. Which would be fitting, all things considered. Hope you are all doing well. We could be in WW3 or WW Triple I (Omar) for all I know. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 13, 2026 12:04 AM (WONhk) 325
We haven't showered in weeks, LMAO.
Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:59 PM (3ek7K) ------- Well when you do shower, don't forget your baseball hats Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2026 12:04 AM (sOtuf) 326
Dandelions, I like them, colorful blooms.
And they volunteer. How many volunteers in your area that look so colorful? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:04 AM (aU1YS) 327
The Pittsburgh Pirates are showing signs of being a really good baseball team this year so of course, the NL Central is the best division in baseball so the Pirates are still near the bottom, albeit above .500.
Posted by: Puddleglum They decided to spend. Albeit no smartly because they have 3 years til skenes leaves. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:04 AM (YZ0Fo) 328
Hm, when something is said to be “off kilter”, it necessarily implies that the state of Kilter exists. Ideally, things will be “on kilter”.
Similarly, a state of “in whack” predominates (till it gets out of Posted by: Common Tater I understood this, and FIFY, because I am currently quite combobulated. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 12:05 AM (VHUov) Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2026 12:05 AM (sOtuf) 330
Dandion leaves make a lovely salad.
Make certain you wash thoroughly Though. Dogs like to pee on the dandies. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:07 AM (A5RD0) 331
God must have a plan and use for dandelions to survive.
Let us know. Posted by: four seasons Little kids *love* to blow the seeds off the stem! Fun! Fresh greens, picked in early-mid Spring are good in salads. Dandelion Wine!* *full disclosure: I have neither made, nor tasted, dandelion wine. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm) 332
We haven't showered in weeks, LMAO.
Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 11:59 PM (3ek7K) I'd wait for a warm rain, not showering in a snowstorm. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 13, 2026 12:07 AM (qx7Zg) 333
@291
>>and he's a Harvard man as well. Probably redundant. Dude, if you want to see someone take the piss out of the Ivy League, watch Rick Beato tear into the NY Times writers who published their list of The Greatest American Songwriters. It's brutality is only outdone by it's cruelty. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 13, 2026 12:08 AM (XV/Pl) 334
>>You should come out here and check it out sometime. I’ll buy you a beer.
I'm going all the way to Seattle and I only get 1 beer? You come watch a summer league game at Cardines Field and I'll buy you a beer and throw in an oyster. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:09 AM (viF8m) 335
I understood this, and FIFY, because I am currently quite combobulated.
Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 12:05 AM (VHUov) Woot! Myself, I'm gruntled. Posted by: just the punchline at May 13, 2026 12:09 AM (95Ab8) 336
The fucking dandelions survive anything.
Posted by: four seasons Old meme: Rose in a nice garden: "The soil pH is off, I fear I shall expire." Dandelion in a crack in the sidewalk: "F--k yeah! Concrete!" Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov) 337
I get that a lot of people want their grass to look like a golf course. Out here it is a desert like area. Why pay the money for the sprinklers. Green is for money and spending it on grass is not a good return on your investment. I'm a bitch and have lots of opinions, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:10 AM (3ek7K) 338
get that a lot of people want their grass to look like a golf course.
Out here it is a desert like area. Why pay the money for the sprinklers. Green is for money and spending it on grass is not a good return on your investment. I'm a bitch and have lots of opinions, lol. Posted by: four seasons Oh man going out and laying down perfect stripes on a Thursday evening is so satisfying Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:13 AM (YZ0Fo) 339
Why do intellectuals call for socialism?
Because they believe socialism gives power to intellectuals. And this is the easiest game. Take leftwing critiques of others and apply it back to them. It will usually explain their own real values and ideas. Per the left everything is about power relationships...the oppressed and the oppressor, through that lens, as an attempt to become the oppressor it all makes sense doesn't it? Posted by: 18-1 at May 13, 2026 12:13 AM (sKqQm) 340
I only take care of my lawn because my neighbor takes great care of his AND he is the best neighbor I've ever had. I wouldn't keep my lawn up for an a**hole. But he's great and so I try so that he doesn't have to look over and see a garbage heap of a lawn
Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2026 12:14 AM (sOtuf) 341
Green is for money and spending it on grass is not a good return on your investment.
I'm a bitch and have lots of opinions, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:10 AM (3ek7K) I mowed grass today. Put the battery in the riding mower, and it started right up. It was filthy with pigeon droppings from being in the barn all winter, so I gave it a going over with the pressure washer. Shines like a new dime now. I mowed the ditches and the shaggy grass near the house. Enough for one day. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2026 12:14 AM (95Ab8) 342
LOL! I just got to the part where Ace said that Becerra's interviewer was "supposed to shine his ass with Turtle Wax and a sheepskin chamois".
I'm still laughing! Great stuff! Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 13, 2026 12:15 AM (oafeN) 343
I don't think anyone mentioned this, but Moya (Maire) Brennan passed away on April 13. She was harpist, keyboardist, singer for the band Clannad since 1970. All of the Brennans are great musicians and singers, including the youngest, Enya. Moya was a very good, talented woman.
Posted by: Dublin's Finest at May 13, 2026 12:16 AM (oftw2) 344
LOL! I just got to the part where Ace said that Becerra's interviewer was "supposed to shine his ass with Turtle Wax and a sheepskin chamois".
I'm still laughing! Great stuff! Posted by: JM in Illinois Sham wow guy ran for a seat in Texas this year. He didn't win. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:16 AM (YZ0Fo) 345
Oh, you don't have xplickity grass?
What kind of grass is it? Volunteer. I have clumps of 'weeds' in places. They grow about 4 to 5' high in proper weather. Also if the weather is right they bloom at the very top with a golden pyramid. Looks like an Indian (arrow) headdress. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:18 AM (aU1YS) 346
I am soooo envious of the neighbors across the road! Seems they don't primp and pamper their lawn, but it's a lovely field of dark green velvety-looking (probably Kentucky Blue) grass.
Yes, they have a sprinkler system. And I think they aerate once a year. Apply fertilizer maybe once a year... They drive on it! Park on it! All the time! They have 2 dogs and 2 rambunctious boys that play on it daily! Heck, the kids even have little 4-wheelers that they drive around on it! And they've only had to mow about every other, or every third week. My sh1tty pasture grass (and other weedy crap) grows so fast that I've been mowing every 4 or 5 days to keep it down. LOL Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm) 347
A beer , an oyster and a geoduck fritter!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:19 AM (2p8pT) 348
I haven’t heard Mighty Lemon Drops in 38 years, easily.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:20 AM (T6aVk) 349
Zapp’s/Dirty Potato Chips — recalled May 4 for possible salmonella contamination.
Other than that the world seems pretty blah. Feels like Trump is waiting to talk to Xi about the oil not getting to China. Damn shame that. If someone wanted to, they could effectively cut off Chinese oil and cripple them. I don't think there's much middle ground, either Trump got us stuck in the Gulf or he's playing with his food, rag dolling them. I can't be certain, but I'm leaning towards the latter. I think he's trying to throw some doubt into the CCP. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2026 12:20 AM (w/O5Q) Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 13, 2026 12:21 AM (VHUov) 351
Zapp’s/Dirty Potato Chips — recalled May 4 for possible salmonella contamination.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls Well, it's right there in the name. Buy the clean ones. Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 12:22 AM (VHUov) 352
Have a clump of volunteer Hyacinths in the front.
Weather has been so weird they didn't really bloom but they are going to seed so maybe next year. The Lily's I dug out of a ditch ten years ago would appreciate more rain. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:22 AM (aU1YS) 353
Posted by: nurse ratched at
Sparty and huskies are home and home the next 2 years. In Seattle 27. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:23 AM (YZ0Fo) 354
Midwest, so a good lawn is possible. I get satisfaction from yard work, helping the grass grow thick and green Exerting *some* dominance OVER WEEDS! Probably taking after my dad
Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 13, 2026 12:24 AM (d4zil) 355
07 Look at all you baseball fans coming out of the woodwork.
I'm not letting those woke assholes take my sports away. Fuck that. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 11:55 PM (viF8m) For me, not the wokery, but the alterations to baseball ran me off. Even my father, a huge baseball fan, stopped watching it about five years before he died. That to me was enough of a signal. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 13, 2026 12:24 AM (T6aVk) 356
Sparty and huskies are home and home the next 2 years. In Seattle 27.
Posted by: BruceWayne You and She Hobbit have a place to stay if y’all get yet asses up here. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:27 AM (A5RD0) 357
I have wild roses in a few places.. they're blooming now. Some are bright yellow; others are red with yellow on reverse of petals. The red ones occasionally 'sport' a branch or just a few yellow blooms mixed with the reds. Too bad they don't smell like classic roses. rosa foetida, according to KT
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm) 358
For me, not the wokery, but the alterations to baseball ran me off. Even my father, a huge baseball fan, stopped watching it about five years before he died. That to me was enough of a signal.
Posted by: Cow Demon Runners in the extra inning and making the bags bigger were terrible. ABS has been great tho. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:27 AM (YZ0Fo) 359
My husband is awesome. We have moved many times because of his job..That's okay, gotta go where you can keep your job. We have always kept our yard neat and tidy. Twice we had neighbors complain that our yard didn't look like a designer yard. Hubby told them when they pay the mortgage they could boss us around, lol. They avoided us then lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:27 AM (3ek7K) 360
You and She Hobbit have a place to stay if y’all get yet asses up here.
Posted by: nurse ratched I think that that's the plan. Unless we are just laughable ass again in 26 which is possible Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:28 AM (YZ0Fo) 361
My sh1tty pasture grass (and other weedy crap) grows so fast that I've been mowing every 4 or 5 days to keep it down. LOL
Posted by: JQ --- Well, she started up like a champ and finished the front yard. In the back, on the third lap it died. Not a sputter or a cough, it just died. Back yard is on a slop and the new Watchman prohibits exertion. With truck and chain (wish I had a winch) it took an hour and half getting it back to the garage. (I was gentle) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:28 AM (aU1YS) 362
Grew up in nw IN. Lived in wrigleyville for 7 years after college. Went to around 50 games a year. Been gone for awhile but ya the only team I actually care about.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 12, 2026 11:49 Nice to see some other Cubs fans here. My wife grew up with her grandfather taking her to Wrigley about 50 yrs ago or more. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 12:28 AM (55Qr6) 363
Hope you are all doing well. We could be in WW3 or WW Triple I (Omar) for all I know. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at May 13, 2026 12:0 ------ I'm sorry to hear you're going through such a hellish experience. I pray that you get better Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 13, 2026 12:29 AM (d4zil) 364
Husky stadium is beautiful. It is right on Lake Washington and there’s mountains everywhere. Boat gating is a thing.
My little brother’s fraternity still has a tailgate bus in the parking lot. It’s hilarious. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:31 AM (A5RD0) 365
DJT came through Anchorage Airport today on his way to China. Shut down the airspace, again, but only for an hour or so. Didn't see any fighter jets escorting idiot pilots coming in the from the bush this time, though. To be fair, if you are in the bush, you probably aren't getting the notifications before flying back to town.
Last time, one fool got escorted and probably needed to change his undies once he landed. Posted by: tcn in AK at May 13, 2026 12:32 AM (DwqWV) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:32 AM (3ek7K) 367
"Green is for money and spending it on grass is not a good return on your investment."
Grass is always a worthwhile expenditure. (Grass will get you through tough times without green better than green will get you through tough times without grass.) Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 12:32 AM (W5mpo) 368
>>A beer , an oyster and a geoduck fritter!
You realize I can go toe to toe with you on seafood, right? You talk sunset. I'm talking the home the oldest amateur baseball league, literally named the Sunset League, in arguably the oldest baseball park in the country? It's settled. My offer is just better. Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:33 AM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:34 AM (3ek7K) 370
My wife has introduced me to the "cheese tax". I had never heard of it before.
Whenever she has cheese she gives a bit of it to the dog. Is this common? Posted by: 496 at May 13, 2026 12:35 AM (sOtuf) 371
Husky stadium is beautiful. It is right on Lake Washington and there’s mountains everywhere. Boat gating is a thing.
My little brother’s fraternity still has a tailgate bus in the parking lot. It’s hilarious. Posted by: nurse ratched I just want to show up and lose by 40 which we have been doing for years. If we seem we got a chance then we'll be there for sure. I wanna see a game there and autzen for sure Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:35 AM (YZ0Fo) 372
(Grass will get you through tough times without green better than green will get you through tough times without grass.) Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl I ate one sour, too. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2026 12:35 AM (Cqx++) 373
The fucking dandelions survive anything.
Posted by: four seasons Old meme: Rose in a nice garden: "The soil pH is off, I fear I shall expire." Dandelion in a crack in the sidewalk: "F--k yeah! Concrete!" Posted by: mikeskitl at May 13, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov) They are devious here. I don't have the best lawn and I don't have any usually. I won't see a single one. Landscapers come and do the lawn, and they next day I'll see one standing proud in the middle of the yard. Its like where the hell did you come from? Were you hiding until the mower dudes left? Did they plant you? Are you a scout for a dandelion invasion force looking for a virgin lawn to fuck up? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 12:35 AM (snZF9) 374
My sh1tty pasture grass (and other weedy crap) grows so fast that I've been mowing every 4 or 5 days to keep it down. LOL Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:19 AM ( ----- Asking ad a total ignoramus on the subject, if you had livestock grazing, wouldn't you like the pasture grass to grow fast? Maybe turn the lawnmower in for a biological mower... Posted by: JM in Illinois at May 13, 2026 12:36 AM (WtW17) 375
That top pic from Monument Valley is just mind-blowingly beautiful. That's about ~300 million years of geology from what I gather. Posted by: Zombie John Madden at May 13, 2026 12:36 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:37 AM (3ek7K) 377
Up in the country the Pink Fairy rose was the second hardiest of the bunch. Trying to remember #1.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:37 AM (aU1YS) 378
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 12:32 AM (W5mpo)
Lihuixtzichatl? Isn't that Aztec for "One who carves the hearts out of the living"? Loose translation, Attorney at Law? Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 13, 2026 12:37 AM (w/O5Q) 379
Sheesh, left that sock on for over a day. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 12:38 AM (w6EFb) 380
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Sheesh, left that sock on for over a day. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 12:38 AM (w6EFb) Brett Fav-re! Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 13, 2026 12:39 AM (bss/y) 381
Braenyard, do you have a riding mower, or a walk-behind one?
I'd never finish this yard, if all I had was a walk-behind! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm) 382
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The best grass is that you can smoke, lol. Posted by: four seasons ----- I want good poppy seeds. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:41 AM (aU1YS) 383
Never met a dog who didn't like cheese. It's like dog crack.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:41 AM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:41 AM (3ek7K) 385
Asking ad a total ignoramus on the subject, if you had livestock grazing, wouldn't you like the pasture grass to grow fast? Maybe turn the lawnmower in for a biological mower...
Posted by: JM in Illinois Great idea, but I am technically within city limits, and "animal rights" were phased out in the early 00's. If I'd kept critters continually since 1999 (? I think?) then it would be ok. Too late! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm) 386
It's a year 2000 Craftsman with a Kohler mower.
Yeah, my knees won't suffer a push mower, although, I use one for close work. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:44 AM (aU1YS) 387
I get that a lot of people want their grass to look like a golf course.
Out here it is a desert like area. Why pay the money for the sprinklers. Green is for money and spending it on grass is not a good return on your investment. I'm a bitch and have lots of opinions, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:10 AM (3ek7K) The guy I got the house from never did shit but cut it. I asked if he did any treatments or anything special. He says, nah, its a country yard. I thinking ok, maybe I'll have it treated since I'm not the one that has to cut it, so if it grows fast screw it. I had it treated, withing a week or so it was a dust bowl. Huge patches of nothing. The weed killer must have worked, and the yard vanished. Country yard indeed. The upside is I got to see what was actually grass, lol. It recovered nice, but I'm not doing that shit again. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 12:44 AM (snZF9) 388
Lately, I've been spending ONT time doing non-AoSHQ things (hard to believe, I know). Likely will affect my getting on the sockpuppets list.
I got to wondering if I'd ever worn a baseball cap backward. That's when I realized I've never had a cap. I've pretty much always had hats, though. Except for a brief period in college - I was walking to class and this very attractive woman admired my hat and asked if she could have it. I 'loaned' it to her, thinking maybe I could follow up on the meeting later. Never saw her again.🤔 Posted by: mindful webworker - wasn't all that pretty at May 13, 2026 12:45 AM (tlr+e) 389
cheese and peanut butter
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:45 AM (aU1YS) 390
You couldn’t pay me to watch the ducks.
Last, and only time I was in autzen stadium was in 1988 to see Dylan and The Dead. It was awesome. I wish I could say it was memorable, but I kinda lost a couple days. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:46 AM (A5RD0) 391
Husky stadium is beautiful. It is right on Lake Washington and there’s mountains everywhere. Boat gating is a thing.
My little brother’s fraternity still has a tailgate bus in the parking lot. It’s hilarious. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:31 AM (A5RD0) It is a beautiful stadium and the cheerleaders are easy to spot. They're the ones with the Skoal cans in their jeans pockets. Posted by: Not Lee at May 13, 2026 12:47 AM (2WIwB) Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:47 AM (viF8m) 393
Of lee sock.
Sheesh. Posted by: Not Lee at May 13, 2026 12:47 AM (2WIwB) 394
I give up. Can't even do good snark tonight.
Off to bed. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 12:49 AM (2WIwB) 395
Doggo wouldn't take her 2x daily pills unless I wrapped them up in a slice of cheese!
First time, she ate the cheese & spit out the pill so I forced her mouth open and stuffed that pill down her throat anyway. Smart dog! She never did that again. Just ate her cheese and pill like the Good Girl she was. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm) 396
Berserker, Hubby and I are old. He's 80 and I'm not far behind, lol. We have a lawn service and they keep the yard neat and tidy. The asshole neighbor has lots of "suggestions " for our yard. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on, lmao. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:50 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:50 AM (jRrN8) 398
couldn’t pay me to watch the ducks.
Last, and only time I was in autzen stadium was in 1988 to see Dylan and The Dead. It was awesome. I wish I could say it was memorable, but I kinda lost a couple days. Posted by: nurse ratched Just heards it's as loud as sec and big ten stadiums. Would like to see is that's true. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:51 AM (YZ0Fo) 399
Smart dog! She never did that again. Just ate her cheese and pill like the Good Girl she was.
Posted by: JQ --- We can do it nice or we can do it rough. Think that's a Tina Turner quote. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 12:53 AM (aU1YS) 400
I got the nice St Augustine lawn, and do the work to keep it nice. So far this year I’ve only had to water it a couple of times. The drought year of 2011, cost a lot to keep it alive.
And I’m looking for a new cheap mower! Last Saturday the base of the crank shattered and the blade came flying off. Unfortunate. At least it didn’t hit anything, I knew of one that went through the side of a building once. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2026 12:53 AM (AnnNE) 401
We never do anything nice and easy. We do it nice and rough.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m) 402
I get ashamed of myself about how little I know about geology. I'm reading on the formation of Monument Valley. And, just as I suspected, Randall Carlson talks about all that. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 13, 2026 12:56 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: BruceWayne at May 13, 2026 12:56 AM (YZ0Fo) 404
The guy I got the house from never did shit but cut it.... The weed killer must have worked, and the yard vanished. Country yard indeed. The upside is I got to see what was actually grass, lol. It recovered nice, but I'm not doing that shit again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 12:44 A big part of our front yard is under and apple tree we planted yrs ago. It' now all violets, so why fight nature? I leave a large violet section unmowed and plan on a woodland area there. It really seems to be working, we had morels come up in 2 spots this year. Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at May 13, 2026 12:57 AM (55Qr6) 405
Tom, Before we moved over to this house with big yard we had a battery operated mower. It was awesome. I don't how large your yard is. The mower worked like a charm. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:58 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2026 01:00 AM (viF8m) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:01 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:03 AM (3ek7K) 409
It’s ok, Diogenes.
I knew it was you. Dork. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2026 12:50 AM (jRrN Oh good! My effort wasn't wasted then. Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2026 01:05 AM (2WIwB) 410
Oh, no! Hope he's ok, fourseasons!
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:05 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:06 AM (3ek7K) 412
When I'm feeling old school, I boil my hot dogs and steam my buns.
I may even have some chili, cheese and onions. Mustard only. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 13, 2026 01:08 AM (D1E+2) 413
Lihuixtzichatl? Isn't that Aztec for "One who carves the hearts out of the living"? Loose translation, Attorney at Law?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls Something like that. My cat loves monterey jack. Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 01:09 AM (W5mpo) 414
Nursing home had to install an "automatic brake" on hubby's wheelchair, because he forgets to apply the wheel-locks sometimes, and he fell last week. Luckily no injury but he's so frail now & has already broken both hips previously. Ugh.
Falls are scary! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm) 415
Giants have taken 2 in L.A. by a combined 15-5.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 01:12 AM (W5mpo) 416
JQ, Yah never know. His doctor called today and said his thyroid is not functioning like it should. He is 80. We have no clue wth is going on. She wants to put him on a thyroid med. Does that make any difference at his age? He is such a great man and I can't stop crying. He is my rock. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:12 AM (3ek7K) 417
If the thyroid is not producing enough thyroxine, absolutely. Thyroid effects all sorts of parts of metabolism and lack of it can damage other parts of the body.
Not uncommon for people in their 50s to start low dosage. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 01:17 AM (aU1YS) 418
>>She wants to put him on a thyroid med. Does that make any difference at his age?
You should ask the Dr. what difference it might make for him. I have a node (non-cancerous) on my thyroid, and the only problems I have with it are: --The fact that it feels like I have a popcorn husk or something, stuck way down on the back of my tongue and it sometimes triggers gag reflex. --I can't tolerate temperature extremes, particularly *heat* now. --Metabolism seems to go up and down dramatically within hours or days. ????? I dunno.... Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm) 419
Glad that a crisis was averted four seasons!
JQ it was after a few falls here that I put hubs in the home, I could not physically help him then. I am just using a Ryobi weedwhacker to keep things under control, my son cleared out a lot of stuff for me last summer. If I just maintain it it should look okay. I have never had a formally landscaped yard, lots of ideas though. Christie, I hope that you feel better pronto. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 01:19 AM (0nHVk) 420
He will talk to his doctor tomorrow. When you reach 80 y/o there are a lot of issues to deal with. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:21 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:23 AM (3ek7K) 422
Hi, Debby!
My cordless weedwhacker is a Ryobi. Got a nice price on the package deal that came with a cordless blower. I already had multiple Ryobi 18v tools, so it was nice to get an extra charger and battery too. The blower is powerful and *quiet*-- unlike the typical "mexican bagpipes" LOL. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm) 423
Used up this day. Time to get to the next one via snooze transit.
Once upon a time I was the first on the air in the Midwest to play Joni Mitchel's Blue album. I introduced it to say the name of the album was "Blue," the name of the lead song was "Blue," the cover of the album was blue, and the LP inside was blue. Actually got a call from a listener asking if the disk was really blue. Had to admit I made that part up. Wow! I had at least one listener! The mighty five-watt WBCR-FM 88.1. With a good stiff wind out of the north you could pick us up in Rockford. https://youtu.be/y4WVZncHaLo G'nite, y'all.💤 Posted by: mindful webworker - it was fun at May 13, 2026 01:24 AM (tlr+e) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:25 AM (3ek7K) 425
This would seem to be the insomnia portion of the night
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 01:26 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:28 AM (3ek7K) 428
My mom's 90. She's going downhill but still enjoys when I call her to tell her that "her friend" came by today. "Her friend" is Creamy, the big orange and white cat that visits me periodically. She's more of a dog person but fell in love with him a few years ago after I sent her pictures. She started donating to community cat charities because of him, LOL.
Posted by: Dark Lihuixtzichatl at May 13, 2026 01:30 AM (W5mpo) 429
Well, I am going to hit the sack. Off on a road trip tomorrow. Heading south to Amarillo, TX, to tag onto a car club road tour of Route 66. Will stay with the tour as far as Kingman, AZ, and then head south to Apache Junction, and spend a few days at my place there, and do some repairs to the roof. Need to replace about 2 sheets of plywood roof deck that got waterlogged and delaminated. I have shingles and tar paper on hand there. And tools. It's a low-pitched roof; not too scary. Aim to be on the road home around month end.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2026 01:32 AM (95Ab8) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:32 AM (3ek7K) 431
Good night and safe travels, AOP!
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm) 432
mindful that is a great story.
four seasons, I love it when you get silly, I just sit here and chuckle at the keyboard. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 01:34 AM (0nHVk) 433
Very sweet story, Dark L!
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm) 434
Good night AOP, can't wait to see you posting on the road, have a great trip and as JQ said, a safe one too.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 01:37 AM (0nHVk) 435
AOP,
I pray for safe travels for you. Please let us know where you go. Not being nosy. You are a great part of AOS and some of us worry. It's a curse of being old, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:37 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:38 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:41 AM (3ek7K) 438
High temp was 92 today-- way too early for that crap, IMO-- but it got cloudy in late afternoon, so was able to clean up all the mess I made yesterday. Mainly grass clippings, LOL.
I still need to plant a bunch of annuals! Petunias mostly, and a few other goodies for hanging basket and large planters on the deck... just keep running out of daylight, but hope to get to them tomorrow while it's supposed to be cooler and a little rain. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm) 439
Go, please!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 01:43 AM (0nHVk) 440
Sweetheart Rose, that was the hardiest up in the country. I don't grow anything that requires water in the city. They want crazy money for their crappy water.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 01:43 AM (aU1YS) 441
I pray for safe travels for you.
Please let us know where you go. Not being nosy. You are a great part of AOS and some of us worry. It's a curse of being old, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:37 AM (3ek7K) Thanks! I will be packing my laptop, and will try to visit the ONT when stopped at a motel for the night. Aim to be in Billings MT, tomorrow night, then somewhere in eastern Colorado, maybe Limon or Lamar the next. Night, all. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2026 01:46 AM (95Ab8) 442
Berserker,
Hubby and I are old. He's 80 and I'm not far behind, lol. We have a lawn service and they keep the yard neat and tidy. The asshole neighbor has lots of "suggestions " for our yard. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on, lmao. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 12:50 AM (3ek7K) My neighbors are decently spread out, but we all have the same semi shitty lawns, so nobody complains. The soil is a little sandy. The guy across the street from me did a new septic system. By the time he was done his yard was totally dirt, with all new top soil, new seed, covered in hay. New stuff grew, and a year later it looks like shit, like the rest of us. None of the lawns are actually bad, but they aren't putting green. Most have multiple shades of green. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 01:47 AM (snZF9) 443
Evenin', Horde.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 01:47 AM (AAbNa) 444
Lihuixtzichatl - put that in my DDG - it came up with one answer -
acecomments.mu.nu https://acecomments.mu.nu › ?post=419692 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 12, 2026 [Doof] TodayTuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 12, 2026 [Doof] From Amazing Nature Greetings Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here, and so are you. Open thread, as always. Come on in! *** Tuesday night humor While golfing, a guy accidentally overturns his golf cart in a tremendous crash. A very.. That's a copy-paste Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 01:49 AM (aU1YS) 445
Braenyard, I have "irrigation water" for outside. Untreated, unfiltered (don't drink out of the hose, ewww) and pay fixed rate based on lot size, whether I use it or not. It stinks of algae and dead fish.
Of course, they can restrict it during shortages-- usually by limiting the hours of the day/days of the week for allowed usage. 1st offense is a warning, 2nd offense they shut it off for the remainder of season. (May thru mid-October) Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm) 446
The blower is powerful and *quiet*-- unlike the typical "mexican bagpipes" LOL.
Posted by: JQ -- Look out. When I get that ratchet gizmo I'm firing up the old 2 cycle and waking the neighborhood. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 01:54 AM (aU1YS) 447
Okay, lol. We've always had dogs. We had Great Danes, half sisters. They were so wonderful. We were on a regular pickup for a charity organization. One morning on the day for the pickup the Danes had huge shit accidents in the house. Hubby said for me to go to the USO where I volunteered and he would clean up the dog mess. Well he put the black trash bags with the dog shit outside where the charity always picked the bags with the donations. He forgot the bags of stuff we were donating. Needless to say the driver for the charity was pissed later when Great Dane shit permeated his truck, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 01:55 AM (3ek7K) 448
445 Braenyard, I have "irrigation water" for outside. Untreated, unfiltered (don't drink out of the hose, ewww) and pay fixed rate based on lot size, whether I use it or not. It stinks of algae and dead fish.
--- That sounds reasonable. I'd have timers and blue strip (like I had in the country) everywhere. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 01:57 AM (aU1YS) 449
It was weird. The Danes never escaped from the fenced yard but the Shiu Tzu did. Little shit lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:00 AM (3ek7K) 450
LOL four seasons!!
RMBS, I have been catching snippets of you here and there, it sounds like you are enjoying a nice trip. Still not used to seeing you here at this hour. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 02:01 AM (0nHVk) 451
Look out. When I get that ratchet gizmo I'm firing up the old 2 cycle and waking the neighborhood.
Posted by: Braenyard Your job is done already, by guy in the house closest to me. He seems to enjoy running that loud, gas-powered blower of his! Some days he goes on for *hours* with it, making noise and raising huge clouds of dust. Unfortunately, I am downwind of it. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:04 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:07 AM (3ek7K) 454
We have very restrictive water rationing here. One restriction is don't use the hose to clean your driveway and sidewalks. Yah, use the broom. Get some exercise. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:11 AM (3ek7K) 455
The blower is powerful and *quiet*-- unlike the typical "mexican bagpipes" LOL.
Posted by: JQ mexican bagpipes..lolol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2026 02:14 AM (snZF9) 456
JQ, we have a guy like that on our street, he is just as annoying in person as his blower is at 8am. One night when two of the neighbors were leaving my house they scooped up the dandelion seed clouds from my lawn and spread them all over his lawn, he is that beloved by us all.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 02:16 AM (0nHVk) 457
RMBS, I have been catching snippets of you here and there, it sounds like you are enjoying a nice trip. Still not used to seeing you here at this hour.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 02:01 AM Mornin', DDS! It's a little strange having my morning coffee with the ONT. I'll be back to my regularly scheduled commenting next week. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 02:22 AM (AAbNa) 458
We lived in a suburb of Chicago several years ago. We had a lot of landscaping done around the half circle driveway. Lots of pavers etc. I hired a guy to do the snow removal. I had no idea he was a drunk. One early morning hubby woke me up and said all the pavers and landscaping was out in the street. He had to catch the train into Chicago. Lots of luck finding the drunk guy, lol. It was freezing but I got enough off the street so the neighbors could get by. Memories, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:25 AM (3ek7K) 459
Oh, Debby... that's just awful! Some guys are really jerks about the noisy stuff.
My neighbor with the blower, is not a bad guy. He only uses it occasionally, but does a *thorough* job. Terrific people, he and his wife! Wouldn't trade them for any other people. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 02:30 AM (aU1YS) 461
Yes, I b1tch and complain about a lot of stuff.......... but!
I have the best neighbors now, that I believe I've *ever had*, anywhere else, at any time, in my life. Blessed, I am! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm) 462
RMBS, enjoying the comments of your trip.
The best. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 02:30 AM Thanks! Wish there was a way to share pictures without uploading them to some cloud storage service. The terrain here is beautiful. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2026 02:32 AM (AAbNa) 463
JQ, It is fine to bitch. We here "know" one another and it's okay. I have thought it would be awesome if we had an AOS group we could mobilize to travel to help others. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:35 AM (3ek7K) 464
Almost all of my neighbors are fantastic, some are family to me now but this one guy is universally disliked, he jogs every day and always runs right down the middle of the street and refuses to move to the side of the road.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 02:35 AM (0nHVk) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:37 AM (3ek7K) 466
@trump_repost - 3h
CNBC incorrectly reported that the Great Jensen Huang, of Nvidia, was not invited to the incredible gathering of the World's Greatest Businessmen/women proudly going to China. In actuality, Jensen is currently on Air Force One and, unless I ask him to leave, which is highly unlikely, CNBC's reporting is incorrect or, as they say in politics, FAKE NEWS! It is an Honor to have Jensen, Elon, Tim Apple, Larry Fink, Stephen Schwarzmann, Kelly Ortberg (Boeing), Brian Sikes (Cargill), Jane Fraser (Citi), Larry Culp (GE Aerospace), David Solomon (Goldman Sachs), Sanjay Mehrotra (Micron), Cristiano Amon (Qualcomm), and many others journeying to the Great Country of China where I will be asking President Xi, a Leader of extraordinary distinction, to "open up" China so that these brilliant people can work their magic, and help bring the People's Republic to an even higher level! In fact, I promise, that when we are together, which will be in a matter of hours, I will make that my very first request. I have never seen or heard of any idea that would be more beneficial to our incredible Countries! President DONALD J. TRUMP --- He's going to talk all the way to China Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 02:38 AM (aU1YS) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 13, 2026 02:39 AM (aU1YS) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:40 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 13, 2026 02:43 AM (0nHVk) 470
When I refresh the comments I see the weiners in the dishwasher . Dang, I've never seen that many erect weiners in my life. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:45 AM (3ek7K) 471
The girl in the Foo Fighters vid looks like Amanda Bynes...another kid f'd up by Hollyweird.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 02:47 AM (ynpvh) 472
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When I refresh the comments I see the weiners in the dishwasher . Dang, I've never seen that many erect weiners in my life. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:45 AM (3ek7K) I stuck my weiner in the dishwasher; we both got fired... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 02:49 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:50 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:51 AM (3ek7K) 475
We need more laughter in our lives. Laughter does help even when shit is bad. Kinda smooths some of the rough edges. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 02:56 AM (3ek7K) 476
Just watched Once Upon a Time in the West for like the 20th time or so. Some of those ONT pic rock forms look familiar. Think we can ever get back to where we were as a country in 1870s? Going to take a serious shitstorm to upset what the Dems have done but for those who survive it hope/wish I was there.
Posted by: My Life is FUBAR at May 13, 2026 02:56 AM (hyQrc) 477
"Odd Squad" LMAO!
----- Don't stick it in ----- Gawd, I love this place...... Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm) 478
Amanda Bynes
Haven't heard that name in a while. Looked to see if she was alive. She is. Not doing well. Apparently she went nuts. Drugs were involved. Poor kid was probably passed around as a child. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 13, 2026 02:59 AM (sAmhv) 479
Good night, Debby!
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm) 480
My Life is FUBAR, I understand what you are saying. Life today is so complicated. I have always believed simplicity is best. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:06 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:08 AM (3ek7K) 482
Ya all probably have no idea how much this website has helped me, the last few years...
If not for the funny comments, the witty exchanges, personal encouragement, and just *distraction* from the grind of daily challenges-- I'm not sure I'd be around anymore. Life has truly SUCKED for a long time now. Thanks, horde! Thanks, Ace! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:09 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:11 AM (3ek7K) 484
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JQ, This place is wonderful. Thank God for Ace, whoever he/she is. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:08 AM (3ek7K) The ewok has been sexed, and is a he... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 03:11 AM (ynpvh) 485
He's going to talk all the way to China Posted by: Braenyard ================ He's going to wear out the reporters. Kaitlyn Collins complains that he never sleeps. Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at May 13, 2026 03:12 AM (XJ22o) 486
The ewok has been sexed, and is a he...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Well, yeah! I saw the Ewok prostate exam post. LOL. Poor Ace. How *does* he put up with all the crap we give him?! {{{Ace}}} Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm) 487
That's what I voted for! Not tired of winning yet!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 03:14 AM (VyBeY) 488
486, endorsed! may Ace and the Horde live long, and prosper!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 13, 2026 03:15 AM (VyBeY) 489
It's interesting. I've been reading Ace for twelve years. Sometimes I have wondered if Ace is male or female. It's not any of my business of course. I agree with JQ about how much this site has helped a lot of us to get through dark times in our lives. Thank you Ace. I hope you know how much your site helps so many people. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:17 AM (3ek7K) 490
486 The ewok has been sexed, and is a he...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Well, yeah! I saw the Ewok prostate exam post. LOL. Poor Ace. How *does* he put up with all the crap we give him?! {{{Ace}}} Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm) But I was told women can have prostates too...okay, they're ersatz women. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 03:18 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:20 AM (3ek7K) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:25 AM (3ek7K) 493
But I was told women can have prostates too...okay, they're ersatz women.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Riiiiiight... wimmens w/prostates... like "Rachel" Richard whatzizface and "Sam" nuklear luggage-thief, the dudes in dresses. LMAO! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm) 494
Think I'll bring hubby some fried chicken tomorrow. Never know what the nursing home will serve-- they publish a monthly menu & then seldom follow it. *shrug*
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm) 495
M-in-law was in a home years ago. The food sucked. We family would take her good food. She was old and who cared if the food was high in fat, etc. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:45 AM (3ek7K) 496
Barely any sleep since 1:30
Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 03:46 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:46 AM (3ek7K) 498
Yes and lots to do today, better get coffee on
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M-in-law was in a home years ago. The food sucked. We family would take her good food. She was old and who cared if the food was high in fat, etc. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:45 AM (3ek7K) My wife was diabetic for the last 15 or so years of her life. When she was finally placed on hospice due to her cancer, we went out shopping and she wanted ice cream, but was going for the sugar-free stuff; I told her to have to full sugar version...it's not like she should have been worried about her A1C at that point. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 03:51 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:51 AM (3ek7K) 501
494 Think I'll bring hubby some fried chicken tomorrow. Never know what the nursing home will serve-- they publish a monthly menu & then seldom follow it. *shrug*
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm) How are you holding up? I know it's been rough for you. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 03:52 AM (ynpvh) 502
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A two pot day. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:51 AM (3ek7K) That means something different in Kalifornia and Kolorado... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 03:53 AM (ynpvh) 503
Hubby just likes food that tastes good. No preference re: fat, carbs, protein, whatever...
There are a few things he absolutely will not eat, and 'the home' serves those regularly. Because they're CHEAP (and flavorless, ugh) Just got to laugh sometimes! Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:53 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:54 AM (3ek7K) 505
Thanks, Jim in Kali--- I'm good. It's taken a long time to accept the situation, that's all.
Keep on keepin' on, is my mantra. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:56 AM (rdVOm) 506
JQ, It costs a small fortune for those places and you would think they could have decent food. Fucking corporations run those places. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:58 AM (3ek7K) 507
https://youtu.be/Eke-oF3Vh6s
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 03:58 AM (rdVOm) 508
It costs a small fortune for those places and you would think they could have decent food.
Fucking corporations run those places. Posted by: four seasons No sh1t! Every time I drop the monthly payment, I think: Welp-- --there goes a trip to Italy --there goes a sprinkler system --there goes new windows --there goes new floor coverings --there goes the new deck... Fk. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm) 509
Yep Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 04:02 AM (3ek7K) 510
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JQ, It costs a small fortune for those places and you would think they could have decent food. Fucking corporations run those places. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 03:58 AM (3ek7K) My uncle (husband of Dad's older sister), did a good job of saving up lots of money for retirement and eventual residence in a home, and made sure to have good ones (and they were not inexpensive!). He lived to be 98, she to 3 months shy of 101. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 04:03 AM (ynpvh) 511
508 It costs a small fortune for those places and you would think they could have decent food.
Fucking corporations run those places. Posted by: four seasons No sh1t! Every time I drop the monthly payment, I think: Welp-- --there goes a trip to Italy --there goes a sprinkler system --there goes new windows --there goes new floor coverings --there goes the new deck... Fk. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm) except for the trip to Italy, sounds like someone watching a tornado going through their home... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 13, 2026 04:04 AM (ynpvh) 512
That's great, jim.
We saved what we could. Not nearly enough for THIS sh1t, though. It's ok. Another year or so, and will apply for medicaid. Stepson won't get our house, I'll need to haul pellets 10 bags at a time in the one vehicle that I'll be able to keep, and I hope I'll be able to keep *my own* SS payment for food & utilities... we'll see. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:08 AM (rdVOm) 513
Jim, One of husband's brothers bought some type of long care policy for m-in-law. He was a smart man. That policy paid for her living inthe facility. Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 04:08 AM (3ek7K) 514
A friend from work, bought "long-term care" policy-- there's a limit on total payout, and the facility must be one approved by ins. company. Not sure how that will work out for her... none of the approved facilities are nearby. And total payout will only last maybe 3 or 4 years at current average rates.
Well, I hope it works out ok for her. She's been paying in for 30 years. It's too late for me & hubby to buy any kind of policy. Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:14 AM (rdVOm) 515
Not paying in for 30 years, duh... she got the policy 20 years ago.
Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:17 AM (rdVOm) 516
Not starting out well, turned coffee off before it was done.
Going to give it 3 more minutes Posted by: Skip at May 13, 2026 04:21 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 04:22 AM (3ek7K) 518
175 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
Unless you're a big government bureaucrat Posted by: Home, home on the rage at May 12, 2026 11:06 PM (s522d) Rally 'round the family With a pocket full of vaxx Posted by: Simp for the Machine at May 13, 2026 04:25 AM (Sy6m/) Posted by: four seasons at May 13, 2026 04:27 AM (3ek7K) 520
Not starting out well, turned coffee off before it was done.
Going to give it 3 more minutes Posted by: Skip If covfefe fails at home, there's always some place 'on the road' to buy it. I miss Dunkin'! (None around here) McD's used to be good, too... Posted by: JQ at May 13, 2026 04:28 AM (rdVOm) 521
Pixy's up!
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TECH THREAD IS NOOD
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Having been run over by a golf cart once, that joke wasn't all that funny. Well. Okay. It was. But getting run over was no fun. He'll alcohol wasn't even involved...yet. Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB) IIRC, Gavin Newsom's wife Jennifer killed her big sister by running her over with a golf cart. But she was a child (6 years old and her sister was Posted by: SciVotl at May 13, 2026 04:45 AM (Sy6m/) Walking on Air Cafe![]() Naples by qs.street
Update: Whoops! The below was supposed to be part of the last post. I guess it's just some bonus content. Related: Biden's Open Borders Czar -- DHS Secretary Alexandro Mayorkas -- at long last admits that maybe they should have enforced the border slightly more than not at all. President Joe Biden's Homeland Security chief acknowledged Tuesday that the U.S. should have acted sooner to tighten immigration controls at the U.S. border with Mexico. In an interview at the POLITICO Security Summit, former Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, who became a lightning rod of Republican criticism for the Biden administration's alleged mishandling of a historic wave of migration to the United States, placed most of the blame on a "broken immigration system" that set a "low bar" for admission to the country for those with "credible fear of persecution." Asked if earlier steps from the Biden administration on border security -- including raising the bar for migrants claiming "credible fear" of returning to their home country -- would have prevented President Donald Trump's return to the White House, Mayorkas replied: "I am not in a position to speculate, but I will tell you that I would be far more better rested and less punched." Mayorkas, who was impeached by the House in 2024 on claims that he intentionally did not enforce U.S. immigration laws, also emphasized that the Biden administration did, eventually, act to address the migrant influx at the border. "I was very pleased that in June of 2024, we took executive action that, I thought, made reforms that were sensible and that proved successful," Mayorkas said. "Our tougher border stance in June of '24 was coupled with an increased focus on providing lawful pathways for people to arrive at the United States outside the hands of smugglers -- more secure and more humanitarian. Those two combined -- our numbers dropped 70, 75 percent."BTW, I couldn't remember his exact position. I thought he was DHS but decided that there's no way even Biden would appoint such an absolute zero to such a crucial position, so I wrote he was "Secretary of the Interior." But then I checked. Nope, he's was SecDHS. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0) 2
woohoo! cafe!
Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at May 12, 2026 07:31 PM (VyBeY) 3
Outlasting physics!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:32 PM (YlWIZ) 4
What? No airbag deployments?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (YlWIZ) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (ndZc7) 7
Not getting any sound on the clips, tried YouTube and its fine
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) 8
Go Corgi!. You can pick up the spare!!
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at May 12, 2026 07:35 PM (lIUtq) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:35 PM (/+uur) 10
did you guys see this ?
"US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown" (@ Bloomberg) Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3) Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur) 12
Exclusive: Woman saved by Marine who helped stop Cambridge shooter speaks out
NBC10 Boston https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBqmLJ8c4og Marine veteran helped take down Cambridge shooter that shot two people WHAS11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A11rcg0oN6c Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (9aVck) 13
Awww. That Golden has a great touch. Yay, training!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (YlWIZ) 14
I'm going down the Sandra Lee rabbit hole.
I love her "cocktails" that are just different kinds of hard likker mixed together. She even winces when taking her first sip. "Smooth!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V) 15
Mayorkas is a weasely little weasel dicked weasel with weasel sauce.
Posted by: Jump down turn around at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F) 16
The Big Dummy is in Omaha for our National Specialty and has nothing to do until Thursday, when he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition. Then he has Friday off before going into Best of Breed on Saturday. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HdYcL) 17
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (77rzZ) 18
The Human body separation reveal video doesn't really reveal anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl) 19
"US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown" (@ Bloomberg)
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 07:36 PM (GD0B3) Thats like 200% Posted by: Dem Run CIty Maffs Grad at May 12, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur) 20
14 I'm going down the Sandra Lee rabbit hole.
I love her "cocktails" that are just different kinds of hard likker mixed together. She even winces when taking her first sip. "Smooth!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 12, 2026 07:39 PM (kpS4V) Whos she bangin? A gov Posted by: Dem Run CIty Maffs Grad at May 12, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) 21
off
Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) 22
7 Not getting any sound on the clips, tried YouTube and its fine
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) Do they have separate volume controls? Most X videos I have to go and unmute. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (T6aVk) 23
The Corgi looks exactly like our rescue Chigi. Corgi and Chihuahua mix. Daisy owns us. We bow to her every demand, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (3ek7K) 24
Mayorkas? Wasn't he impeached?
Let's ask Al Gore's Amazing Internet(TM): "Republicans have made sharp criticism of Mayorkas' policies and tenure, leading to his impeachment for dereliction of duty in a narrow and largely partisan 214–213 vote by the House of Representatives in 2024. Mayorkas is the first cabinet member to be impeached since William Belknap in 1876. The Senate voted 51–49 to dismiss the impeachment charges on April 17, ending the impeachment without a trial." Posted by: Ok, I'll start at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1) 25
Good evening, horde!
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob? A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) 26
See Naples and die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (3ek7K) 28
Outlasting physics!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 12, 2026 07:32 PM Ye canna outlast the laws of physics! Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Scott at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1) 29
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The Corgi looks exactly like our rescue Chigi. Corgi and Chihuahua mix. Daisy owns us. We bow to her every demand, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (3ek7K) We put in a door with doggy door. The corgis dick was dragging. We had to lower the dog door. Posted by: r hennigantx at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur) 30
US Colleges Report 20% Drop in Foreign Students Over Visa Clampdown ____________ That's too bad. Hey, Sabres and Canadiens are tied! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:45 PM (HdYcL) 31
Say, anyone up for a fast Kessel run?
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at May 12, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:47 PM (3ek7K) 33
>>>Emotional support dog in "Aggressive Support" mode.
Emotional support dog thinks that *he's* the one that needs emotional support. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:47 PM (syz1S) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (syz1S) 36
Cat vs dog vs corgi had sound but not a X
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F) 38
I wanna see Queer ride this out.
Sabres have to win tonight. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (T8bqm) 39
Any updates on the Crow project?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1) 40
>>>This South Korean girl successfully performed the "Slickback" dance,
huh. It appears they count in English in South Korea. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S) Posted by: The Alan Penguin Project at May 12, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 42
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier . . .
https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7) The last time the Democrats started talking like that was during Buchannan's term in office Posted by: Xindltotl at May 12, 2026 07:55 PM (rbvCR) 43
See Naples and Die Hard. Terrorists occupy the world's finest pizza tower.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (ndZc7) 44
First thing we do is kill all the Democrat’s lawyers.
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (T8bqm) 45
My dog does that if I'm gone for a day. Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F) _____________ When Her Majesty returns from an extended show circuit, Diana just vibrates across the floor, jumps on the bed, spins in little circles, pauses excitedly, then starts again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (HdYcL) 46
Mayorkas should have been punched more.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 07:58 PM (3ek7K) 48
Elias is pissed Virginia opened a can of worms for their downfall
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0) 49
Mayorkas should have been punched more.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM I've always thought of him as the kid that got wedgied, and then shoved into a locker. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1) 50
Mayorkas should be put in one of the cages Gaylord used for children. And left there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD) 51
25 Good evening, horde!
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob? A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) Not wrong at all, but PM Starmer needs self-awareness, which he lacks. In that regard he is worse than Erich Honecker. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (T6aVk) 52
> Mayorkas should have been
* edited for clarity * Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (jehhT) 53
Many thanks for the prayers and kind thoughts last night for Mrs. JTB. They worked!! She is home and doing fine. Turns out it was a VERY minor (as these things go) TIA. All the tests showed no damage from the episode. The hospital personnel were wonderful which helped calm our fears.
Thanks again to all. Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (yTvNw) 54
What I find amusing about the Democrat’s reaction to Trump is that nothing has happened.
Nothing. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (T8bqm) 55
Mark Elias is another who should be put in a cage and laughed at.
Throwing rotten vegetables is optional. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD) 56
When Her Majesty returns from an extended show circuit, Diana just vibrates across the floor, jumps on the bed, spins in little circles, pauses excitedly, then starts again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:56 PM (HdYcL) The spinning is my favorite. Only one of my bulldogs can spin. The other just wiggles and flops, which is also a joy to watch. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (3ek7K) 58
>>>A man lost his dog and spent a week searching every rural road before finding him.
>>>The dog's reaction was priceless. When the guy drove off and "accidentally" lost his dog, the dog's reaction was a bit different. It didn't take a week though. Just one hour from drive off to return and he got the reaction he wanted on film. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:02 PM (syz1S) 59
Maybe in the name to save his own reputation, King Chuck the Third will give Keir a Royal wedgie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:03 PM (2GVsD) 60
https://tinyurl.com/3xf58ev4
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:03 PM (T6aVk) 61
The videos were great. Thank you.
Loved the Ontario dog. The cat and corgi were hilarious. South Koreans rule and the Korean girl was amazing. When I was there teaching English, I was surprised at how much English was actually displayed. Ralphy's here now resting. Snowflake is upstairs resting after going home to eat. I tried to get one last morning nap in this morning but she snuggled up to me purring, then climbed on top of me and then nearly had her entire ass in my face... The cat lovers left out that little tidbit of info but it wasn't the first time.... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (Sco7b) 62
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at May 12, 2026 07:49 PM ------- Mark Elias appears to be sick with fear. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (VWtfl) 63
Via Insty: Halupedia. "nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived."
https://tinyurl.com/ykjwm9wn I had it generate an article on the Penguin Insurrection of 1875. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2026 08:05 PM (XvL8K) 64
The baby looks terrified when his mom closes him up in the sidecar.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 08:05 PM (2ap+5) 65
huh. It appears they count in English in South Korea.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S) You make a joke, but... In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) Posted by: And gray in the dark. at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/) 67
In Korean you can only count up to 99.
In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I didn't know that. Thank you... Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. at May 12, 2026 08:07 PM (Sco7b) 68
Not wrong at all, but PM Starmer needs self-awareness, which he lacks. In that regard he is worse than Erich Honecker.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:00 PM (T6aVk) It's incredible to me that he is insisting on hanging on, when his whole party is telling him to GTFO. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz) 69
Boy, that Becerra guy sure sounds like a little sissy.
Posted by: Marc Almond at May 12, 2026 08:10 PM (UXJrY) 70
My fear is that our dog babies will escape. We have a fenced in backyard. We do not use our front door. Everyone comes in through the garage. You come in from the garage and enter the airlock system. Yes, we are anal, lol. We protect them like we did our kids. Kids and dogs rock. Okay some cats are okay, lol. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (3ek7K) 71
The Big Dummy is in Omaha for our National Specialty and has nothing to do until Thursday, when he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition. Then he has Friday off before going into Best of Breed on Saturday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HdYcL) Are you saying the Big Dummy gets to channel his inner Paolo this week? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (qx7Zg) 72
Humpty Dumpty Starmer needs to accept his fate, banishment from the halls of power, from all the cool parties, and pen his whiny memoirs while collecting his pension.
To be suffered no more by the people of Britain. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD) 73
I'm happy to hear it was minor, JTB, even though I'm sure it was scary when it was happening.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:12 PM (qx7Zg) 74
As soon as I saw the corgi I knew it was going to wreck shit.
Posted by: It's a good thing they're so cute at May 12, 2026 08:13 PM (TbWk/) 75
Anna, Balls? They don't own their balls. The ragheads own them. It saddens me to see what has happened in Great Britain. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K) 76
Poor Dutch's show career may never be chronicled properly. The AKC says he had 579 Grand Champion points, but I can only account right now for 530 of them. Where are the others? Right now, I have no idea. The AKC doesn't have searchable records before 2016 and it's 2010-2015 I need. At least he was shown in a limited area and it will be a hard slog going through every club in that area to find the records of past events. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (HdYcL) 77
Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier . . .
https://tinyurl.com/358eksmm As a rule, I try not to think that but yeah, that's gonna be tough to beat. Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (vTZFs) 78
he and two of his daughters compete in Stud Dog competition
Damn, I didn't know AKC was so kinky. Posted by: It's kind of a Lot at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/) 79
I saw this last night, but I'm not sure how true it is.
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) 80
Interesting stuff with the corn in the last thread, kindl. Ill have to look at that when I get home.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:17 PM (J1bJI) 81
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation Iran has operational access to 30 of its 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz. Posted by: Oglebay at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (2ap+5) 82
Many thanks for the prayers and kind thoughts last night for Mrs. JTB. They worked!! She is home and doing fine. Turns out it was a VERY minor (as these things go) TIA. All the tests showed no damage from the episode. The hospital personnel were wonderful which helped calm our fears.
Thanks again to all. Posted by: JTB at May 12, 2026 08:01 PM (yTvNw) Great news. Glad it was so minor. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (wVcYX) 83
Some new crap from Christopher Nolan on his Odyssey.
======== Christopher Nolan: No orchestra for The Odyssey, it didn’t exist back then Also Christopher Nolan: We're going to have Travis Scott rap because rap is equivalent oral poetry Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (E4rtv) 84
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation == again?? are they reposting the same story every 5 days?? Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3) 85
Anna,
Balls? They don't own their balls. The ragheads own them. It saddens me to see what has happened in Great Britain. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:15 PM (3ek7K) It's reached the point where large parts of the UK seem to have two kernels of corn for their balls, and a pea for their brain. I'll leave the location of the string bean to your imagination. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (qx7Zg) 86
Mark Elias appears to be sick with fear.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 12, 2026 08:04 PM (VWtfl) Gollum had more self confidence. Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2026 08:19 PM (LHPAg) 87
Damn, I didn't know AKC was so kinky. Posted by: It's kind of a Lot at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/) ___________ Ha, ha. It's a competition where a dog and at least two of his children are shown to determine who has best passed his characteristics to the next generation. The corresponding competition for mothers is Brood Bitch. I'll get you Morons emducated yet. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (HdYcL) 88
I've never seen Xavier Becerra interviewed before.
Dude is a parody of a Democrat machine soldier. Totally incompetent verbally adept but incompetent. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (RIvkX) 89
Humpty Dumpty Starmer needs to accept his fate, banishment from the halls of power, from all the cool parties, and pen his whiny memoirs while collecting his pension.
To be suffered no more by the people of Britain. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD) Perhaps he could take up painting? Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston Churchill at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX) 90
New York Times still has not returned Walter Duranty's Pulitzer for his denying the Holodomor.
So yes, the Slimes can go eat Persian spotted dyck. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD) 91
More fun from X
E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts · 1h ALERT: McDonald's employee videos herself shoveling French fries into her mouth and then back in the box, and saying, “So you want French fries today, right?” The incident happened at a McDonald's located in Southbridge, Massachusetts, and was sent as a private message before leaking to the public. Following the video being seen by the public, the community was outraged. One local man, Jim, said, “I’m done with this McDonald’s, at least, and I’ll be done for quite a while with fast food.” Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv) 92
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) This sounds a lot like a Bloom County comic. I remember Opus talking about something like that, from when he was a wee penguin in the Falkland Islands. Maybe I've had a few minor strokes. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) 93
Great news. Glad it was so minor. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 12, 2026 08:18 PM (wVcYX) _____________ It never looks minor at the time. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL) 94
I hope Mark Elias gets a indictment someday soon, he certainly was deep in the Coup D'etat
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0) 95
Painting requires skill, Starmer is a 'human rights' lawyer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD) 96
Christopher Nolan - Helen and Clytemnestra will be played by the same African actress.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD) 97
Queer led Labour to their greatest victory.
He agrees with every tenet of the their insane death cult. He is a grifting poncing pervert. What has he done wrong? I wouldn’t go anywhere. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (8jVAy) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:23 PM (HdYcL) 99
In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I didn't know that. Thank you... Posted by: Stateless =============== Korean counting and time-telling is a mess because of the way they mix traditional Korean and Chinese numbers. If you want to say it's 5:22, that's 5 Korean hours and 22 Chinese minutes. You get to memorize numbers in TWO languages. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:24 PM (XJ22o) 100
Supposedly, someone has a job at the Edinburgh zoo helping penguins get back on their feet. It's close enough to the airport, and the penguins watch the flights go overhead until they fall over.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:16 PM (qx7Zg) This sounds a lot like a Bloom County comic. I remember Opus talking about something like that, from when he was a wee penguin in the Falkland Islands. Maybe I've had a few minor strokes. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (0aYVJ) It came from a woman's tweet of a guy in a bar describing his job. I suppose it's a step up from manually setting pins in a bowling alley. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 08:25 PM (qx7Zg) 101
Your kommas, bitte, ja?
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (8jVAy) 102
And this from South Carolina House Rep.
Adam Morgan @RepAdamMorgan · 4h 🚨South Carolina Redistricting is NOT dead even if Massey & cronies win this vote. Here’s the next play— If the senate blocks Redistricting Resolution it goes back to the SC House. The House can simply nonconcur to Senate changes and refuse to pass a Sine Die Resolution (the resolution that calls them back for a special session). This would allow the Governor to call a Special Session. At that special session, Redistricting can pass by a simply majority instead of a 2/3rds vote. You may say—but the Governor said he won’t call one! True. But likely his tune will change. And even if @henrymcmaster doesn’t, the state budget still hasn’t been passed… Hypothetically if the House doesn’t pass a final version of the budget by 5pm Thursday (adjournment/end of session), then the Governor MUST call them back for a Special Session. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv) 103
New York Times still has not returned Walter Duranty's Pulitzer for his denying the Holodomor. So yes, the Slimes can go eat Persian spotted dyck. Posted by: Anna Puma =============== Both sides can lose. The Pulitzer Committee has never revoked Duranty's prize. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (XJ22o) 104
If you're Korean, and your last name is Chee, never name a daughter Kim.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1) 105
Way last my bedtime
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD) 107
This is where you wind up if you read and watch all the content. Dog reunion was moving. Korean girl floats. Good stuff.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4) 108
You make a joke, but...
In Korean you can only count up to 99. In Korea therefore for many transactions Cantonese numbers are used. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 08:06 PM (T6aVk) I was talking about the very start of the clip where the lady counts down from 5 to 1... in English. I just thought is was odd that she wasn't counting down in Korean. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (syz1S) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (3ek7K) 110
Anna,
Nolan is following the Kathleen Kennedy Southpark meme. "Put a (Trans)chick in it and make it lame and gay" Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv) 111
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:26 PM (E4rtv)
*sniff* *sniff* Is that a spine i smell? Can't be. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (J1bJI) 112
ALERT: McDonald's employee videos herself shoveling French fries into her mouth and then back in the box, and saying, “So you want French fries today, right?”
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes? Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (vTZFs) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (3ek7K) 114
It never looks minor at the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL) Roger that. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (wVcYX) 115
From the NY Times:
Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation Iran has operational access to 30 of its 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz. Posted by: Oglebay IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A 10% REDUCTION IS THE ORIGINAL DEFINITION OF "DECIMATION." Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (VHUov) 116
Only in the west would she be Kim Chee. Don’t the Koreans put family name first like the rest of Asia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:29 PM (ZVgZ4) 117
South Carolina Redistricting is NOT dead even if Massey & cronies win this vote.
=== Redistricting is an AIPAC plot and Massie is the true hero 11!!1 Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (GD0B3) 118
It's all fun and games with penguins, until they nail you with one of their mephitic projectile poops, and waddle over to desecrate you with their polymorphic perversities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1) 119
Blacks are migrating towards MAGA. One black district in SC or Alabama isn’t going to matter.
The Senate is a much bigger problem. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (8jVAy) 120
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 12, 2026 08:28 PM (vTZFs) Most kids these days seem to have no sense of cause and effect and any sort of lasting consequences. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:30 PM (J1bJI) 121
106 Whig
Is it me or is South Carolina politics turning into a Chinese fire drill? Posted by: Anna Puma ===== I see this happening across the US after the Callais decision and the upcoming likely ban on after election cheat by mail ballots. The uniparty could only last while the cheating and fraud were not out in the open. Now it is, the old guard is desperately fighting to keep that world alive. And fwiw, if a special session is called for the budget, the governor cannot limit the topics to be considered. McMasters might as well ride the tide as it won't play the other way to support the dying Rino faction in the SC Senate. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:31 PM (3ek7K) 123
Korean counting and time-telling is a mess because of the way they mix traditional Korean and Chinese numbers. If you want to say it's 5:22, that's 5 Korean hours and 22 Chinese minutes. You get to memorize numbers in TWO languages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 08:24 PM (XJ22o) I should have learned more when I was there. Thank you for the lessons! Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at May 12, 2026 08:33 PM (Sco7b) 124
Granted, working at McD's may not be the greatest job in the world but isn't it better than whatever momentary satisfaction you get from the TikTok likes?
Posted by: Oddbob ======= People without any sense of cause and effect due to lack of intelligence end up as criminals, some petty, others go on to become violent thugs. Low iq individuals simply lack the ability to understand future consequences and that now, the internet is literally forever listing your crimes and shortcomings. Worse if you put those directly on video. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv) 125
I am amused that NYT story from 10 days ago is still making the rounds. In my opinion, that NYT story was a leak trap.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (GD0B3) 126
The NY Times won a Pulitzer for their reporting on the Russia Collusion hoax. They either knew it was a lie or they are dumber than shit.
And they aren't that dumb. They knew. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m) 127
Mayorkas is now saying he regrets the border chaos. Tell it to the families of the dead US citizens killed by illegals ,you asshole. He's one scumbag from the Biden administration that I want to see in prit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 12, 2026 08:34 PM (gu0hJ) 128
Aetius
Not limited to the US. A streamer in Holland took a $5 payment to prank a guy he was told is unstable. Said unstable guy then proceeded to the meeting place and opened fire on three innocent bystanders, murdering two. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD) 129
Said unstable guy then proceeded to the meeting place and opened fire on three innocent bystanders, murdering two.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD) Damn. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:35 PM (J1bJI) 130
Some new crap from Christopher Nolan on his Odyssey.
======== Christopher Nolan: No orchestra for The Odyssey, it didn’t exist back then Also Christopher Nolan: We're going to have Travis Scott rap because rap is equivalent oral poetry Posted by: whig Gee. I can't wait not to see that movie. Posted by: Tuna at May 12, 2026 08:36 PM (lJ0H4) 131
It never looks minor at the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 12, 2026 08:21 PM (HdYcL) What is "things Hunter Biden has said at arraignment hearings," Alex Posted by: Epsteinian Quotations for $500 at May 12, 2026 08:36 PM (TbWk/) 132
Happy Tuesday, friends!
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 08:37 PM (p4NUW) 133
Christopher Nolan: No orchestra for The Odyssey, it didn’t exist back then
== Neither did the moving pictures. What is this nonsense? Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:38 PM (GD0B3) 134
Happy Tuesday, friends!
Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 08:37 PM (p4NUW) Objection. Lack of foundation, assumes facts not in evidence. Posted by: Sustained at May 12, 2026 08:38 PM (TbWk/) 135
Slick back my ass, that’s some devil shit right there. Throw some holy water on that girl and call a priest for an exorcism.
Posted by: JROD at May 12, 2026 08:38 PM (Qc7+O) 136
If the new Odyssey movie does not feature a giant Trojan rabbit, it's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at May 12, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F) 137
*sniff* *sniff*
Is that a spine i smell? Can't be. Posted by: Aetius451AD ===== We shall see. Someone termed this correctly. IN SC, you have the Haleyites, Georgia, the Kempites, Indiana, the Pencites, and so on. These are local factions of the country club GOP phenomenon that don't quite get that the world has changed and the old ways do not play anymore. Quite a few of them are befuddled old farts that have grown old, rely on donors to tell them what to do, and think their voters are trash. They sit with their pontifications from a comfortable perch, espousing their fake as hell self serving Christianity for some, preening in their imagined gravitas and yet fail the very ideal that put them in that seat. Representation of the voters that put them in office. If they did not want to follow the wishes of their voters on a critical issue, then resignation is a perfectly fine way to express that. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv) 138
136 If the new Odyssey movie does not feature a giant Trojan rabbit, it's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at May 12, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F) But if they construct a giant wooden badger... Posted by: Could work at May 12, 2026 08:40 PM (TbWk/) 139
Mayorkas, Own it you piece of shit. You probably have security protecting your worthless ass. Taxpayers citizens don't have that. Thank you for nothing. Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:40 PM (3ek7K) 140
Tuna and Whig
There is an interview with Chrostopher Nolan, apparently, he has had dreams of bringing Homer to the big screen for two decades since the movie Troy. One of his dreams? Greek warriors hiding in the Trojan Horse breathing through straws as the edifice sinks in the sand. The warriors hoping the Trojans will just drag it in. Please make it stop. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD) 141
If the new Odyssey movie does not feature a giant Trojan rabbit, it's garbage.
== Can you name a historical figure that was attacked by rabbits ? (you will not get this one right !) Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:40 PM (GD0B3) 142
119 Blacks are migrating towards MAGA. One black district in SC or Alabama isn’t going to matter.
The Senate is a much bigger problem. Posted by: Accomack at May 12, As Toby noted earlier, it opens more districts to lean’s red and not bright red. There are a lot of people who don’t live here opining on it and they are not fully aware of the potential consequences, like losing to Dems in a wave election. Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 08:41 PM (p4NUW) 143
22 7 Not getting any sound on the clips, tried YouTube and its fine
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0) Do they have separate volume controls? Most X videos I have to go and unmute. Posted by: Cow Demon at May 12, 2026 07:43 PM (T6aVk) I recommend the extension HushMode, at least in Brave, it works great. The video loads in X and waits for me to hit the great big Play button before starting, then defaults to sound on without my having to touch that specific control, which is exactly the behavior that I want. Posted by: SciVo at May 12, 2026 08:41 PM (Sy6m/) 144
Nolan’s Odyssey is shaping up to rival Disney’s Snow White remake!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:42 PM (ZVgZ4) 145
"Can you name a historical figure that was attacked by rabbits ?
(you will not get this one right !) Posted by: runner" That's easy. Jimmy Carter. Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 08:42 PM (vFG9F) 146
136 If the new Odyssey movie does not feature a giant Trojan rabbit, it's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" -------- Only if they pull it out of Christopher Nolan's ass for his effrontery. Course the Academy Awards will probably give it best picture unless an moving picture of rawdogging love in a Minnesota bathhouse by gay illegal aliens is in competition and him best director unless a female gay autistic amputee of mixed race directs a picture. I am think Brokebutt Bathhouse as the prospective title of an Academy Award winning picture nowadays. So brave. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:43 PM (E4rtv) 147
Time to revisit that 1913 House law limiting the number of seats in the House of Representatives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD) 148
144 Nolan’s Odyssey is shaping up to rival Disney’s Snow White remake!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit They did a great song commentary mashup video of comments on that Disney movie trailer set to deathly Gregorian Chanting music. 4 volumes. Nolan seems to be aiming higher and beating that record. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:44 PM (E4rtv) 149
Gay bathhouse learing center in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD) 150
Can you name a historical figure that was attacked by rabbits ?
(you will not get this one right !) Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:40 PM (GD0B3) Jimmah the Peanut, who was historic for setting a bad example (at the time). Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:44 PM (ZVgZ4) Posted by: four seasons at May 12, 2026 08:45 PM (3ek7K) 152
That's easy. Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 08:42 PM (vFG9F) NO!! "In 1807, after signing the Treaty of Tilsit, Napoleon Bonaparte celebrated with a grand rabbit hunt. His chief of staff, Alexandre Berthier, sourced over 3,000 domesticated rabbits for the event. Upon release, instead of fleeing, the hungry rabbits charged toward Napoleon and his party, overwhelming them. The Emperor was forced to retreat to his carriage, with some rabbits even entering it. " Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:45 PM (GD0B3) 153
That's easy. Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 08:42 PM (vFG9F) NO!! "In 1807, after signing the Treaty of Tilsit, Napoleon Bonaparte celebrated with a grand rabbit hunt. His chief of staff, Alexandre Berthier, sourced over 3,000 domesticated rabbits for the event. Upon release, instead of fleeing, the hungry rabbits charged toward Napoleon and his party, overwhelming them. The Emperor was forced to retreat to his carriage, with some rabbits even entering it. " Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:45 PM (GD0B3) 154
147 Time to revisit that 1913 House law limiting the number of seats in the House of Representatives.
Posted by: Anna Puma Yep. And I would set House of Representative voters back in their home state rather than DC. They can go to DC for ceremonial reasons and keep a skeleton office there. But there is no need anymore for the House to be physically present in order to vote nowadays. Their debates are a joke, their committee hearings would be better off rotated around the country, and that would leave the Senate isolated in its DC wankery. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv) 155
the magic of Minx .8 beta...
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:46 PM (GD0B3) 156
>>As Toby noted earlier, it opens more districts to lean’s red and not bright red. There are a lot of people who don’t live here opining on it and they are not fully aware of the potential consequences, like losing to Dems in a wave election.
There are also a lot of people here who don't live in a district or even a state where they know no matter how hard they vote they are not going to win because of how their districts are drawn. This leads to voters not bothering to turn out and the local party withering. Many Democrats who had a sure win district every single election cycle are about to learn how this works. Many Republicans who haven't bothered to vote are also about to learn. Just because we bathe in doom around here don't underestimate the power of optimism on people who never had it. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (viF8m) 157
Are you saying Jimmy Carter was not an historic figure?
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F) 158
you don't think I'd give you an easy puzzle, do you?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (GD0B3) 159
"In 1807, after signing the Treaty of Tilsit, Napoleon Bonaparte celebrated with a grand rabbit hunt. His chief of staff, Alexandre Berthier, sourced over 3,000 domesticated rabbits for the event. Upon release, instead of fleeing, the hungry rabbits charged toward Napoleon and his party, overwhelming them. The Emperor was forced to retreat to his carriage, with some rabbits even entering it. "
Posted by: runner ======= Tell me they were Russian rabbits. Lie if you must. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv) 160
Are you saying Jimmy Carter was not an historic figure?
== correct, he was lame, history will cry a little than forget him Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (GD0B3) 161
"Mayorkas is the first cabinet member to be impeached since William Belknap in 1876."
Out-of-left-field trivia: "Belknap" was the last name of the guy who killed himself in 1985 in Reno, NV while getting wasted and listening to Judas Priest with his friend James Vance for 9 hours. Vance survived. Don't look him (Vance) up. The pictures are revolting. Shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun will do that. Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 12, 2026 08:48 PM (W5mpo) 162
Tell me they were Russian rabbits. Lie if you must.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv) the exact origin of these animals is lost to history Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:50 PM (GD0B3) 163
Please make it stop.
Posted by: Anna Puma ======== If this is as big a flop as I think it is. Nolan will no longer be able to do pictures without financial and creative oversight. He got too big for his britches and forgot the first rule of entertainment--give the people what they want, not what you want. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:50 PM (E4rtv) 164
"broken immigration system" that set a "low bar" for admission to the country for those with "credible fear of persecution."
So, you're saying it was the fault of everyone ...but you? Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 08:50 PM (954tc) 165
Jen Kiggans was my first winning vote in a non presidential election since Moynihan in the 90’s.
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 08:51 PM (/Chlc) 166
Funny how the "broken" immigration system seems to be working just fine now, without any new laws. Almost like the Wizard of Oz, where we always had the power to go home with a click of our heels.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 08:52 PM (954tc) 167
Today's adventure was replacing a toilet fill valve.
1. Shut off water at angle stop and flush toilet to drain tank. 2. Disconnect water supply and find angle stop isn't holding and is letting water dribble out. 3. Throw down a bath towel and decide to press on rather than crawling into the crawlspace to shut off house water supply. 4. Remove old fill valve from tank. Discover there is more water in the tank than I thought. Throw down another towel. 5. Install new fill valve in tank. Have the wit to run the little fill tube into the overflow pipe. 6. Lay down on floor for access. Attach water supply to fill valve. Open angle stop a little. Close angle stop, mop up more water, then attach water supply correctly. Turn on water. Heave sigh of relief at the lack of leaks. 7. Place hand on closed toilet seat lid to lever myself off the floor. Accessorize cheap toilet seat lid with a giant crack. 8. Give toilet a successful flush and break out the whiskey early. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2026 08:52 PM (cEHXL) 168
Darn that Immigration System! Always getting up to no good and foiling the plans of good and righteous DHS secretaries.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 08:52 PM (954tc) 169
Whig, move them all back to the state capitols.
Gut the staffs. Gut the small airline fleet that caters to their junkets. Sell off the buildings. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:53 PM (2GVsD) 170
I do not get what Chris Nolan is doing. I like a lot of his films, but this one sounds like an "Immona step in every pile of dog crap and make a movie out of it." It's baffling.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Exactly Streets Ahead at May 12, 2026 08:53 PM (0aYVJ) 171
147 Time to revisit that 1913 House law limiting the number of seats in the House of Representatives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD) If you look at the population of the country at its founding and the size of the House, it was something like 1 rep for every 30K people. Which if you want the same proportion today, you'd end up with a House with 10K reps. Sounds unworkable at first, but I think it could be done. And people would again be able to actually know their representative in Congress. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:53 PM (syz1S) 172
So James Vance was the original Arseface
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 08:53 PM (8N6WS) 173
If Nolan is going to argue anachronisms, he has to get rid of the bronze helmets we’re all expecting. They wore helmets made of boars’ tusks. Read your Homer!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 08:53 PM (ZVgZ4) 174
Just because we bathe in doom around here don't underestimate the power of optimism on people who never had it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May This is a good point, and maybe Alabama can revisit when there is more time to flush things out. But for now, this is 6 pretty darn solid red districts instead of 5. It is still positive. Posted by: Piper at May 12, 2026 08:54 PM (Wmg4n) 175
Korean counting and time-telling is a mess because of the way they mix traditional Korean and Chinese numbers. If you want to say it's 5:22, that's 5 Korean hours and 22 Chinese minutes. You get to memorize numbers in TWO languages.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia If you want to say there are X of something in Japanese, you can only use a generic "counter word" if there are 10 or fewer things. Otherwise, you need to know what you're counting. People, small animals, large animals, flat things, long things, round things, pairs of chopsticks..... there are about 500 of these categories. Generic counter words: hitotsu, futatsu, mittsu, yottsu..... but these stop at 10. People: hitori, futari, sannin, yonin..... Dogs (small animals): ippiki, nihiki, sanbiki, yonhiki..... Years: ichinen, ninen, sannen, yonen..... Years of age: issai, nisai, sansai, yonsai..... Posted by: mikeski-san at May 12, 2026 08:55 PM (VHUov) 176
Wabbits? Hunting wabbits?
Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd at May 12, 2026 08:56 PM (wVcYX) 177
Are you saying Jimmy Carter was not an historic figure?
Posted by: fd No, but the question was: "Can you name a historical figure that was attacked by rabbits?" Jimmuh was attacked by a rabbit, singular. Not rabbits, plural. Posted by: mikeski, pedantically at May 12, 2026 08:56 PM (VHUov) 178
NO!!
"In 1807, after signing the Treaty of Tilsit, Napoleon Bonaparte celebrated with a grand rabbit hunt. His chief of staff, Alexandre Berthier, sourced over 3,000 domesticated rabbits for the event. Upon release, instead of fleeing, the hungry rabbits charged toward Napoleon and his party, overwhelming them. The Emperor was forced to retreat to his carriage, with some rabbits even entering it. " Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:45 PM (GD0B3) WRONG! Not necessarily about Napoleon. I know nothing about that. What I do know is that just because it may have happened to Napoleon does NOT mean that it didn't happen to Carter. They call that a logical fallacy. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:56 PM (syz1S) 179
169 Whig, move them all back to the state capitols.
Gut the staffs. Gut the small airline fleet that caters to their junkets. Sell off the buildings. Posted by: Anna Puma ------ Couldn't happen to nicer folks. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:58 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 08:58 PM (zZu0s) 181
Not necessarily about Napoleon. I know nothing about that. What I do know is that just because it may have happened to Napoleon does NOT mean that it didn't happen to Carter.
They call that a logical fallacy. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 12, 2026 08:56 PM (syz1S) RABBITS, NOT RABBIT Posted by: runner, using mikeski defense at May 12, 2026 08:58 PM (GD0B3) 182
Oh boy, lady next to me is reading Naomi Novik
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 08:58 PM (8N6WS) 183
DHS Secretary Alexandro Mayorkas - remember when being a colossal failure used to mean you'd fade from public view and never be heard from again? Good times.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at May 12, 2026 08:59 PM (954tc) 184
>>Jen Kiggans was my first winning vote in a non presidential election since Moynihan in the 90’s.
Since the redistricting issue has become the center of attention a lot of people have noticed that New England that Republicans get about 40% of the national vote yet have zero representation in the House. Those of us who live here noticed that years ago. Because we live it. We know we are going to lose outside a miracle and yet we still turn out to take 40% of the vote. Imagine the turnout if we thought we could win. Imagine what will happen to the Democrat vote if they think they can lose. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m) 185
One senator by popular vote. One senator by winning majority of state counties.
Posted by: Accomack at May 12, 2026 09:00 PM (/Chlc) 186
170 I do not get what Chris Nolan is doing. I like a lot of his films, but this one sounds like an "Immona step in every pile of dog crap and make a movie out of it." It's baffling.
Posted by: Pug Mahon ======= He is making the movie of his dreams (as Anna noted), it is just that his dreams are crap and his reinventions of an old story simply embarrassing as an example of trying too hard to be auteur cool that he lost the plot. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:00 PM (E4rtv) 187
What's all this then about viscous, foul, cruel, bad-tempered rabbits that leap about?
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at May 12, 2026 09:01 PM (wVcYX) 188
I think he is trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s) 189
Tell me they were Russian rabbits. Lie if you must.
Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv) the exact origin of these animals is lost to history Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 08:50 PM (GD0B3) They were likely British rabbits. Easier to rabbitnap across the Channel. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 09:02 PM (qx7Zg) 190
180 *reads insty story on Kristofs dog thing*
Well, that's not insane or anything. Posted by: Aetius451AD Kristof reminds me of what was said about the House of Bourbon in France, "They know nothing and they forget nothing." This is our media today. Know nothings that bear grudges from their past of getting stuffed in lockers for being insufferable in high school. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv) 191
Lol, Tennessee's GOP, who unlike Texas' are not closeted Dems, just threw all their Dems off their TN House committees
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:03 PM (8N6WS) 192
They were likely British rabbits. Easier to rabbitnap across the Channel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf ========= He should have killed the Wabbits with his spear and magic helmet. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv) 193
Was in Genoa in 2024. Every flat piece of concrete was covered in graffiti. Much the same in other Italian cities, such as the picture above of Naples. My suggestion to cut the hands off of those caught doing it was met with dismay by the more liberal sect. OK, what is your solution, then?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 12, 2026 09:04 PM (QaH55) 194
Hey, if it was okay for me to lick the donuts, it's okay for her to deep throat the fries.
Posted by: Ariana Grande at May 12, 2026 09:04 PM (ceJ0R) 195
Do I want to watch this new stream from Kirsche - "Night of the Living Democrats"??
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) 196
193 Was in Genoa in 2024. Every flat piece of concrete was covered in graffiti. Much the same in other Italian cities, such as the picture above of Naples. My suggestion to cut the hands off of those caught doing it was met with dismay by the more liberal sect. OK, what is your solution, then?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder ======= Naked Gun solution. A wall that sprays them back if they try to tag it. Use pepper spray outlets and it will end the artists attempts rather quickly. Course a flamethrower variant literally eliminates the problem permanently. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:06 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s) 198
195 Do I want to watch this new stream from Kirsche - "Night of the Living Democrats"??
Posted by: Anna Puma ====== Heh. First episode, All You Zombies...... Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:07 PM (E4rtv) 199
Since we're talking about Asian languages and rabbits.....
If you ever wondered why the Japanese like using rabbits to represent Americans, and especially the American military, like they do in the 3D movie Cat Shit One (aka Apocalypse Meow), or the anime/manga series Strike Witches..... The Japanese word for rabbit is "usagi." USA - GI Posted by: mikeski-san at May 12, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov) 200
Today's adventure was replacing a toilet fill valve.
1. Shut off water at angle stop and flush toilet to drain tank. 2. Disconnect water supply and find angle stop isn't holding and is letting water dribble out. 3. Throw down a bath towel and decide to press on rather than crawling into the crawlspace to shut off house water supply. 4. Remove old fill valve from tank. Discover there is more water in the tank than I thought. Throw down another towel. 5. Install new fill valve in tank. Have the wit to run the little fill tube into the overflow pipe. 6. Lay down on floor for access. Attach water supply to fill valve. Open angle stop a little. Close angle stop, mop up more water, then attach water supply correctly. Turn on water. Heave sigh of relief at the lack of leaks. 7. Place hand on closed toilet seat lid to lever myself off the floor. Accessorize cheap toilet seat lid with a giant crack. 8. Give toilet a successful flush and break out the whiskey early. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2026 08:52 PM Could have taken the opportunity to replace it with a Ferguson while you were doing all of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrj6-ZzJbiQ Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 09:08 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:08 PM (2GVsD) 202
Do I want to watch this new stream from Kirsche - "Night of the Living Democrats"??
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD) Haven't watched her for a while. Need to do that. BTW, I have a question: wasn't it Metokhur(sp?) Who was dying and signed off a few years ago (off ewetub.) I saw a thumbnail where he was weighing in on some recent controversy (the quartering, maybe.) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s) 203
If you're Korean, and your last name is Chee, never name a daughter Kim.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1) AND THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY KIM IS A SURNAME!!! Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBURGER at May 12, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR) 204
They were likely British rabbits. Easier to rabbitnap across the Channel.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf ========= He should have killed the Wabbits with his spear and magic helmet. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv) I'm a fan of the classic storytelling. Posted by: Count de Monetl at May 12, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX) 205
Mr Metokur has been dying for several years now.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:10 PM (8N6WS) 206
RABBITS, NOT RABBIT
Posted by: runner, using mikeski defense When I read the original question, I assumed that was the joke. Everyone would say "Jimmuh!" and you would say "that was only one rabbit." Glad to provide the necessary pedantry, though. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 09:10 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD) 208
If you ever wondered why the Japanese like using rabbits to represent Americans, and especially the American military, like they do in the 3D movie Cat Shit One (aka Apocalypse Meow), or the anime/manga series Strike Witches.....
The Japanese word for rabbit is "usagi." USA - GI Posted by: mikeski-san at May 12, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov) Cat shit one is great. The terrorists were depicted as camels LOL. Japan ain't much for political correctness. Posted by: Packy and Botaski FTW at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (TbWk/) 209
Metokur has some kind of degenerative bone disease.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (2GVsD) 210
Mr Metokur has been dying for several years now.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:10 PM (8N6WS) I knew he had some sort of degenerative disease. Must be stuck having to watch retards all day. That must suck. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (zZu0s) 211
Van Hollen is a special kind of dumbass. It's so typical of these shitheads to "read reports" which are, at best, nothing more than someone's rumor, just to get is entered into the congressional record. Kudos to Director Patel for turning the tables and shoving Van Hollen's $7k bar bill up his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB) 212
If you're Korean, and your last name is Chee, never name a daughter Kim.
Posted by: Duncanthrax AND THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE USUALLY KIM IS A SURNAME!!! Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBURGER But, like most Asian societies, they say the family name first, given name second. Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il, Kim Chee..... Posted by: mikeski, still pedantically at May 12, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:13 PM (2GVsD) 214
Korea was a close as I've come to a real-world "who's on first" conversation.
During the currency crash in 1998, we had to audit a subsidiary that was asking us for cash. They were on the verge of running out because the banks were refusing to extend lines of credit. And the company was literally hand to mouth needing those lines. So I look at their cash flow statement, and it shows 9 individual loc's. "Have you received this cash?" "No" "Then you have to remove it from your cash flow statement" "But we need that cash" "But the bank has told you they will not renew the line" "But we need that cash" And this repeated several loops for each line. Got a great dinnerout of that trip and a good night of shopping in the itea-won (sp). Told our finance wizards "yeah, they're well and truly screwed. Cut 'em a check or they'll be dormant in a week. " Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 12, 2026 09:13 PM (gpQ8/) 215
Van Hollen is a special kind of dumbass. It's so typical of these shitheads to "read reports" which are, at best, nothing more than someone's rumor, just to get is entered into the congressional record. Kudos to Director Patel for turning the tables and shoving Van Hollen's $7k bar bill up his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB) https://tinyurl.com/mr6cc3u3 Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3) 216
211 Van Hollen is a special kind of dumbass. It's so typical of these shitheads to "read reports" which are, at best, nothing more than someone's rumor, just to get is entered into the congressional record. Kudos to Director Patel for turning the tables and shoving Van Hollen's $7k bar bill up his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB) He's been running with the devil. Posted by: And dancing the night away at May 12, 2026 09:15 PM (TbWk/) 217
Can we send Van Hollen to Tehran to act as negotiator?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD) 218
215 Van Hollen is a special kind of dumbass. It's so typical of these shitheads to "read reports" which are, at best, nothing more than someone's rumor, just to get is entered into the congressional record. Kudos to Director Patel for turning the tables and shoving Van Hollen's $7k bar bill up his ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (2WIwB) https://tinyurl.com/mr6cc3u3 Posted by: runner ====== Rotten senator from a blue state that got there by the politics of the time rather than intelligence and ability. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:17 PM (E4rtv) 219
Tousi is saying Tehran had an earthquake a few hours ago.
Maybe they should switch gods to Poseidon. Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:17 PM (8N6WS) 220
Dealing with spam callers, brutally.
I bet our own Berserker would push "brutally" up a notch with a different music selection. Posted by: GWB at May 12, 2026 09:18 PM (kU0PQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:18 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:18 PM (E4rtv) 223
213 "Spear and magic helmet."
"What, you expect a happy ending in opera?" Posted by: Anna Puma ======= And that's all folks. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:20 PM (2GVsD) 225
Jimmy was only attacked by one rabbit, THAT WE KNOW OF. His irrational fear of the lepus obviously had a deep backstory.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2026 09:21 PM (vFG9F) 226
And this exchange on X from Chris Coons Dumbass from DE with Kash.
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh · 44m 🚨 LMAO! Senate Dems' witch hunt against FBI Director Kash Patel FAILED COONS: You attended the Olympics in Milan. To what extent did that help you carry out your mission? PATEL: FBI and DHS are responsible for the security of the Olympics. 250,000 Americans traveled to Milan. "We had ZERO major security incidents there involving American citizens." "We purposefully planned that trip around the Olympics because the top cyber criminal from the CCP was housed in Italian custody. While there, we worked an agreement to have the individual expelled to Italy instead of going back to China." Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv) 227
None of the X vids have sound. Sort of detracts from the experience.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:22 PM (Gqar8) 228
Lilian Carter, "now Jimmy dear, where did the rabbit touch you?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:22 PM (2GVsD) 229
"deep backstories"...is a topic sex fiend Massie knows much about!
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:22 PM (GD0B3) 230
227 None of the X vids have sound. Sort of detracts from the experience.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:22 PM (Gqar I believe they are muted by default and you have to click the unmute button on the interface. Posted by: Turn it up to 11 just to be sure at May 12, 2026 09:23 PM (TbWk/) 231
But, like most Asian societies, they say the family name first, given name second. Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il, Kim Chee.....
Posted by: mikeski, still pedantically at May 12, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov) So, in the West, "Lee Ho Fuk" would be... Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2026 09:24 PM (mPEzV) 232
speaking of animals...there is a story floating about that may become very public about Massie going to Africa with one of his sex objects on some kind of sex safari...
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3) 233
With the cars running away from people...
I wonder if any of those was the DoorDash driver that ran into our garage door when she got out of the car. She managed to not put the vehicle in park (going uphill in our driveway) and then walk in front of her vehicle before it got going and rammed into our garage door. She was almost to our door when it crunched in. Posted by: GWB at May 12, 2026 09:25 PM (kU0PQ) 234
wait, that is part of the sworn statement from Cynthia West
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:25 PM (GD0B3) 235
If you want to say there are X of something in Japanese, you can only use a generic "counter word" if there are 10 or fewer things. Otherwise, you need to know what you're counting. People, small animals, large animals, flat things, long things, round things, pairs of chopsticks..... there are about 500 of these categories. Generic counter words: hitotsu, futatsu, mittsu, yottsu..... but these stop at 10. People: hitori, futari, sannin, yonin..... Dogs (small animals): ippiki, nihiki, sanbiki, yonhiki..... Years: ichinen, ninen, sannen, yonen..... Years of age: issai, nisai, sansai, yonsai..... Posted by: mikeski-san =============== Same in Mandarin and Korean. I would always have to default to the generic-generic "unit." Loose translations, Three units of paper, four units of dog, 8 units of hair, etc. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2026 09:26 PM (XJ22o) Posted by: Anna Puma at May 12, 2026 09:26 PM (2GVsD) 237
So, in the West, "Lee Ho Fuk" would be...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2026 09:24 PM (mPEzV) Lee, fuk ho! Posted by: Not Lee at May 12, 2026 09:27 PM (2WIwB) 238
Re Cambridge shooter -- I would hope someone would have the clear thinking to simply use the 2 ton deadly weapon at their disposal and just run that shitbag over.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 12, 2026 09:27 PM (XMwZJ) 239
I demand, as a concerned citizen, all about Massie's Cow Money !
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:29 PM (GD0B3) 240
*to know all about ...
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:29 PM (GD0B3) 241
But, like most Asian societies, they say the family name first, given name second. Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il, Kim Chee.....
Posted by: mikeski, still pedantically at May 12, 2026 09:13 PM (VHUov) OK, do I have to insist that I am right? Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR) 242
230 227 None of the X vids have sound. Sort of detracts from the experience.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:22 PM (Gqar I believe they are muted by default and you have to click the unmute button on the interface. Posted by: Turn it up to 11 just to be sure at May 12, 2026 09:23 PM (TbWk/) The unmute is there on my Pad, but not on my PITA phone. Weird. Damnable phone. Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:30 PM (Gqar8) 243
None of the X vids have sound. Sort of detracts from the experience.
Posted by: tubal Skip said the same thing. It seems to be browser-dependent. I get sound on X for (examples) "highest jumping golden retriever" and "a man lost his dog" in Firefox on my PC, but not in Safari on my phone. But no sound on "emotional support dog" anywhere, even if I download it. VLC says it has no audio track. Posted by: mikeski, debugging at May 12, 2026 09:31 PM (VHUov) 244
"Can you afford this?"
"Sure! I've got Cow Money ! " Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:31 PM (GD0B3) 245
232 speaking of animals...there is a story floating about that may become very public about Massie going to Africa with one of his sex objects on some kind of sex safari...
Posted by: runner Loomer has the receipts. But even more, someone paid him to stick around and give speeches. "Kerry’s post was posted at the exact same time Massie was giving a speech at a Libertarian event in South Africa (because he's America First of course!). Weeks earlier, on October 28, 2025, Kerry Welsh posted a casual photo of himself and Massie at Red Rock Canyon outside of Las Vegas, describing the Congressman as "my Sassie houseguest." It appears that not only is Cynthia West telling the truth about the South Africa trip, but Massie found it to be so romantic, he returned to South Africa for his honeymoon with a different woman just one year later. Welsh also attended Massie’s wedding and posted a video of himself at Massie’s wedding on Instagram. Immediately after returning from South Africa, Cynthia West appears to have started working for Massie's close friend, Rep. Victoria Spartz, as of December 2024. @RepSpartz She stopped working for Rep. Spartz in March of 2025 according to record Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv) 246
So, in the West, "Lee Ho Fuk" would be...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 12, 2026 09:24 PM (mPEzV) "Hi, Ho!" Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR) 247
From Aladin on X.
Cynthia West claimed that Thomas Massie took her to South Africa on a political trip. When I checked Rep. Massie’s travel schedule, it looks like he went to South Africa for the G20 summit on November 21–22, 2025. The delegation’s hotel room costs for the trip totaled $185,474 paid by taxpayers. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:33 PM (E4rtv) 248
.....must be a way to force iPhone users to install the X app, rather than just using Safari. Which probably forces you to make an X account.
Posted by: mikeski, resisting at May 12, 2026 09:33 PM (VHUov) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 09:35 PM (ZVgZ4) 250
And this from X regarding South Carolina, Ralph Norman, a US House Rep is running for governor there.
Dustin Grage @GrageDustin Ralph Norman (R) just made this statement after the 7-0 map failed. “The SC Senate’s RINOs blocked the will of We The People and President Trump! Let me be clear: NONE of them should be in public office after the next election and as governor, I’ll make sure of it!!” @RalphNorman has been advocating for a 7-0 map since August of 2025. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:35 PM (E4rtv) 251
the G20 Summit..that Trump did not attend!
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3) 252
The unmute is there on my Pad, but not on my PITA phone. Weird. Damnable phone.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:30 PM (Gqar After opening it, try tapping the video. Might pause, then tap again to unpause. Should have sound. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:37 PM (zZu0s) 253
Cernovich is claiming that a big reason the Republicans are so fake and gay in the South is because of college kickball. If they are too conservative then kids won't play in southern universities
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:38 PM (qGJgz) 254
I think Trump is going on about Venezuela being the 51st state is because he had so much fun chewing on Trudeau.
I also think he is giving a boost to Delcy Rodriguez for her re-election. Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 09:41 PM (rbvCR) 255
Ok, that has usually worked in the past for x videos, but these indeed seem to be mute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 12, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s) 256
Jesús Enrique Rosas
@Knesix 3h At 7:52 AM this morning, while shuffling toward Air Force One for a flight to Beijing, the President hopped on Truth Social to announce that Cuba is "asking for help" and he’s down to "talk." This is the same Cuba that spent sixty-seven years trying to export revolution to anyone with a Che Guevara poster and a room temperature IQ, and now they’ve finally run out of sandwiches, gasoline, and excuses. It’s the third domino to tip over in less than a year, and the sound it made was remarkably like a pathetic whimper[ . . .] Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR) 257
Massie paid some gal $5000 to keep quiet. A sure sign of guilt.
Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet. A mere nuisance settlement. Posted by: Never Change, Horde at May 12, 2026 09:43 PM (nQZk/) 258
Posted by: Packy and Botaski FTW at May 12, 2026 09:12 PM (TbWk/)
Thanks for that piece of trivia. I want to be portrayed as a jackalope. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 09:44 PM (qrzX6) 259
Evening, Ace, and Cafe habitues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 09:45 PM (95Ab8) 260
Safari has sound on X. Qwant does not. But, only for the phone. The iPad, either one is fine. Sound I blame apple? Maybe I should blame Tim Cook.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:45 PM (V9TKp) 261
Some of these so-called Republicans are so stupid they kick themselves in the balls. (If they have any)
Posted by: Case at May 12, 2026 09:46 PM (NWIIQ) 262
Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet. A mere nuisance settlement.
Posted by: Never Change, Horde ======== Try again, Cohen paid the money by borrowing from the bank. Trump reimbursed Cohen later but it is unclear given that Cohen is a liar, whether Trump ever told him to do it in the first place. You might want to read a little more and do some research on your 'hero' Massie. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:46 PM (E4rtv) 263
253 Cernovich is claiming that a big reason the Republicans are so fake and gay in the South is because of college kickball. If they are too conservative then kids won't play in southern universities
Posted by: gKWVE ======= Cernovich is quite frankly a dumbass and makes everyone dumber for having read his hot takes. Typical influencer type that got rich by hanging around with hot takes on social media, not by actually working much. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:48 PM (E4rtv) 264
Massie paid some gal $5000 to keep quiet. A sure sign of guilt.
Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet. A mere nuisance settlement. Posted by: Never Change, Horde at May 12, 2026 09:43 PM (nQZk/) Trump is a billionaire and his attorney negotiated the deal and paid her and then billed Trump. And guess who ended up paying Trump. Get back to me when Massie gets more than his 5000 back. Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at May 12, 2026 09:48 PM (qrzX6) 265
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob?
A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) Right into the Tower of London, where the chopping block and a gleaming axe await. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 09:48 PM (95Ab8) 266
This South Korean girl successfully performed the "Slickback" dance, which creates the illusion of walking in the air.
=== Cute and talented... Send her over. We will bath ourselves. Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2026 09:49 PM (/lPRQ) 267
261 Some of these so-called Republicans are so stupid they kick themselves in the balls. (If they have any)
Posted by: Case ====== This type of Chamber of Commerce Republican came of age during the Bush and Clinton years. If you notice, these pols pulling this crap are older and been in office for years. Over time, any sense of loyalty to their constituents dissipated and they are loyal to themselves and their donors now. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 09:50 PM (E4rtv) 268
Am I wrong for wanting to see Queer Starmer dragged out No. 10 kicking and crying, at the hands of a patriotic mob?
A girl can dream. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 07:44 PM (zYpTz) Right into the Tower of London, where the chopping block and a gleaming axe await. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 09:48 PM (95Ab He might end up as a wishbone between English Patriots and angry Muslims on the way. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 12, 2026 09:50 PM (qx7Zg) 269
>>> Obama's Oxygen Thief HHS Secretary, Xavier Becerra, Is Currently the Leading Democrat for California Governor
=== With a name like "Xavier Becerra" he has earned being King of California. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 09:52 PM (/lPRQ) 270
Cernovich is claiming that a big reason the Republicans are so fake and gay in the South is because of college kickball. If they are too conservative then kids won't play in southern universities
Posted by: gKWVE at May 12, 2026 09:38 PM (qGJgz) This is profound retardation. Maybe with a bit of brain injury tossed in for good measure. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 12, 2026 09:52 PM (iERP6) 271
Didn't Trump win a lawsuit against Stormy, where she would up owing Trump several hundred thousand?
Yes, per some quick googling: Donald Trump won significant legal battles against Stormy Daniels (real name Stephanie Clifford), specifically regarding a "failed defamation suit" she filed against him in 2018. Federal courts dismissed her lawsuit and ordered her to pay over in total legal fees to Trump across various rulings. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 12, 2026 09:52 PM (XMwZJ) 272
It's incredible to me that he is insisting on hanging on, when his whole party is telling him to GTFO.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 12, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz) The longer he hangs on, the more noble his sacrifice when he finally gives in. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2026 09:53 PM (95Ab8) 273
Comment above missing the amount: over $500k
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 12, 2026 09:54 PM (XMwZJ) 274
Stormy looks REALLY rough these days - saw her in the NY Post. Almost felt sorry for her. Almost.
Posted by: tubal at May 12, 2026 09:54 PM (Gqar8) 275
Starmer's owners are clinging to their investment.
Posted by: davidt at May 12, 2026 09:55 PM (Q+gd/) 276
The "Starving kitten," music.
I know it was in an Ahnold movie but was it famous before that? What's it called? Posted by: Nan G at May 12, 2026 09:56 PM (lV9qu) 277
Naked Gun solution. A wall that sprays them back if they try to tag it. Apple trees in Oz throw apples at you. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2026 09:57 PM (Cqx++) 278
Massie paid some gal $5000 to keep quiet. A sure sign of guilt.
Trump paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet. A mere nuisance settlement. Posted by: Never Change, Horde Try again, Cohen paid the money by borrowing from the bank. Trump reimbursed Cohen later but it is unclear given that Cohen is a liar, whether Trump ever told him to do it in the first place. You might want to read a little more and do some research on your 'hero' Massie. Posted by: whig Didn't Trump win a lawsuit against Stormy, where she would up owing Trump several hundred thousand? Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent What can we learn from this? Democrat men think women are dirt cheap. Democrat women think they're worth far more than they are. Democrat men will use power and lies to get sex. Democrat women will use lies and sex to get power. Trump is the Teflon Don. Posted by: mikeski, summarizing at May 12, 2026 09:57 PM (VHUov) 279
>>It’s the third domino to tip over in less than a year, and the sound it made was remarkably like a pathetic whimper[ . . .]
It's incredible what he's accomplished in such a short time with the forces stacked against him. I only wish I could be alive 50 years from now when people look on this time as one of the more significant moments in world history. Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m) 280
OK, Massie is technically a republican, so that should have been "Leftist men." Potayto, potahto.
Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov) 281
261 Some of these so-called Republicans are so stupid they kick themselves in the balls. (If they have any)
Posted by: Case at May 12, 2026 09:46 PM (NWIIQ) Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:04 PM (ZVgZ4) 282
Massie is a democrat.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 10:06 PM (GD0B3) 283
GOPe politicians always make me think of Judge Smails from Caddyshack.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4) 284
You have to admire the intellectual somersaults the HQ will turn for Trump. It's Schroedinger's settlement: Trump played no role in its execution but was somehow still a party capable of suing for its breach.
Posted by: Never Change, Horde at May 12, 2026 10:08 PM (bWwes) 285
Or maybe it’s the ONT: we’re waiting…
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:08 PM (ZVgZ4) 286
Troll is comparing an act of a private citizen, to ... a sitting Congressman paying off a woman who he pursued whilein office , a representative of the peoples, man! Never change troll ! Stay stupid! Makes us feel really smart!
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 10:09 PM (GD0B3) 287
NEW YORK (AP) — President Donald Trump won’t have to pay an $83 million defamation award to a longtime advice columnist until the U.S. Supreme Court gets a chance to review the case or reject an appeal, according to a court entry Tuesday.
Posted by: Joemarine at May 12, 2026 10:09 PM (y171U) 288
You have to admire the intellectual somersaults the HQ will turn for Trump. It's Schroedinger's settlement: Trump played no role in its execution but was somehow still a party capable of suing for its breach.
Posted by: Never Change, Horde So if I fraudulently withdraw money from your bank account in your name, you should have no recourse? That's real retarded, sir. Posted by: mikeski at May 12, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov) 289
The courts are crooked when they have dealt maliciously with Trump. He gets a pass in my book because I don’t trust the courts.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:10 PM (ZVgZ4) 290
People elected Massie to chase women, pay them off to stay silent. Stay stupid, troll.
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2026 10:12 PM (GD0B3) 291
More ONT shen, agins?
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ) 292
286 Troll is comparing an act of a private citizen, to ... a sitting Congressman paying off a woman who he pursued whilein office , a representative of the peoples, man! Never change troll ! Stay stupid! Makes us feel really smart!
Posted by: runner ======= Lots of really nasty folks on X spreading their Anti Semitic comments but supporting Massie in threads. Luap Nor cretins, foreign Arab bots, and nasty folks across the US and world that hate Jews are doing it and having bots and sock puppet accounts. You can tell the fakeass ones by use of the same graphics, low counts on engagement and location tracking sometimes. Been tracking posts on Ed Gallrein and Massie news and these swarms of obnoxious assholes show up just like back in the days of Luap Nor on this website. Stormfront types. Vile nasty people crawling out from under a rock. Posted by: whig at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (E4rtv) 293
ONT NOOD
Posted by: Bulgtl at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ) 294
NOOD - It’s here: driving in the Southwest!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 12, 2026 10:15 PM (ZVgZ4) 295
The courts are crooked when they have dealt maliciously with Trump. He gets a pass in my book because I don’t trust the courts.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit It's right there in the Constitution - Any judges findings govern over all else. You my appeal if higher level judges are willing to entertain your appeal, all the way to SCROTUS than that is it. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 12, 2026 10:16 PM (/lPRQ) 296
Neat photo of Naples.
@qs.street is an acclaimed street photographer based in Poland, known for capturing cinematic, moody scenes in European cities like Naples. Their work is frequently featured in photography communities, including The Global Photography Community and Photographize. 👍 ------ Further in the Politico article: And they come as Democrats continue to litigate what path to forge on immigration, an issue which propelled Trump back to the White House in 2024, as his poll numbers on the issue have tanked. The Trump administration’s aggressive immigration enforcement in Minneapolis, which saw immigration officers shoot and kill two American citizens, has prompted many voters to voice disapproval of the Trump administration’s immigration strategy." We were trying to get the right mix is the excuse, and just in time for primaries too. He's a rat bastard and thoroughly enjoyed what was unleashed on the country, as did the rest of the Biden cabinet and Biden Inc. --- The Hill, Alejandro Mayorkas’s designed failure at the border is disgraceful by Simon Hankinson, Opinion Contributor - 12/15/23 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at May 12, 2026 10:32 PM (NFX2v) 297
Take an old toothbrush and some laundry detergent to it under the shower. Let it air dry on the faucet handle for several hours / overnight. Do it BEFORE seeing any sweat rings.
Posted by: Doof at May 12, 2026 11:14 PM (QMAsf) I keep a steel bowl in the shower and toss the sweaty cap in it when I come in from sweating through it. If I think of it I toss a bit of Boraxo in it too, and rinse it out when I take a shower. The thing my wife and I had to come to terms on is that I requested that she not toss her unmentionables in with my hat, she has to fish the hat out first. Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR) 298
Dirty Old Joe’s entire administration was a collection of incompetents and Obama parasites, led by himself the Dementia Patient In Chief.
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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