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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mrs. IS ROTH at March 06, 2026 09:56 PM (VmRHc)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:57 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: IS Roth at March 06, 2026 09:57 PM (VmRHc)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 09:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 10:02 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (AFr51)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (EYvpB)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 06, 2026 10:07 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2026 10:07 PM (gKDq2)
"I'm givin her all I can, captain! She'll not take much more!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)
I wish on the Daily Cute thing, they didn't have that stupid background 'song' messing with what I was hearing.
Good evening, horde!
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (/lPRQ)
Did you see the one where the boyfriend is complaining that his girl has a dildo she made by casting her ex, and he is unhappy that she insists on using it?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 10:10 PM (Y2W/e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)
Calling it now, not as Ex as she claims...
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 06, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)
And I want that tea towel!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2026 10:12 PM (0MjtC)
I'm still laughing. There are YouTubers with more ammo than the entire UK. Never mind the military.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 10:12 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2026 10:13 PM (lUFok)
Never could keep track of how the cousin-stuff worked. Thanks for that, too!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 10:13 PM (rdVOm)
'HOW MANY SHIRTS TO STOP A 9MM!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)
The answer was, "More than he had in the closet."
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:13 PM (EYvpB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 10:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 10:15 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:15 PM (3uBP9)
"I'm givin her all I can, captain! She'll not take much more!"
What an ingenious way of delivering a 2x4 to the teeth of everybody who ever laughed at your idea!
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:15 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:16 PM (cK4Fj)
Bare handed.
I think we have a few 'ettes here that might match them
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Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 10:16 PM (jCCEQ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
I think every Moron watching that was hoping for exactly that outcome.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 10:17 PM (sabhw)
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I know so many defenders of Glock, but this "feature" just isn't. Its certainly not a "safety".
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 10:17 PM (Cjcf6)
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One of them is going to be a Congressman.
Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 10:17 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 06, 2026 10:18 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:18 PM (cK4Fj)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 10:18 PM (jCCEQ)
My family tree is a stump.
Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini at March 06, 2026 10:19 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:19 PM (cK4Fj)
Posted by: Reforger at March 06, 2026 10:19 PM (KjMtX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 10:21 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:21 PM (3uBP9)
Sorry dude, but if you stayed I'd say youre into it, because that would not be the only sign.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Like Limbaugh used to say about abstinence: works every time it's tried.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 10:21 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at March 06, 2026 10:22 PM (t/Eo5)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 06, 2026 10:22 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (MZ+PY)
Per the Glocktards, ackshually there are three safeties. Given the prevalence of negligent discharges, none of them work.
Posted by: Butch at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (98xTj)
I was wondering if the jungle gym helicopter was going to throw a blade into the closely-gathered, unwary, lacking-in-imagination crowd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kyr9/)
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:24 PM (EYvpB)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (kyr9/)
But it is a cool contraption.
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:24 PM (kyr9/)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:24 PM (+E7BZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:24 PM (cK4Fj)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (oNzQB)
This seems like a story that needs to be told.
If for no other reason than to protect my shirts from accidental discharge.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (Xg5gj)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:26 PM (kyr9/)
Thank you Weird Dave!
Epic, Epic cow in water tank rant.
I laughed all the way thru it!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 10:27 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Formula For Disaster at March 06, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Butch at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (98xTj)
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Reminded of the legendary video of a guy explaining gun safety to school children and shooting himself in the leg.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 10:30 PM (aJQbY)
You’re on a roll tonight, Dave
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 06, 2026 10:30 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM (Fs0KI)
Rotorcraft don't generate lift. Their abhorrent nature repels the ground.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (3uBP9)
This week, for the second week in a row, they read one of my submissions on the air.
I sent them a note saying 'Now my wife says I obviously have too much time on my hands'
We'll see next Friday if I make 3 for 3.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (QGaXH)
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Probably best, or he’d likely have lost his head. There’s another, similar vid of a homebrew garage chopper, he ran it up and the tail vibration was excessive and came apart, killing him. Really sad, anybody who works with helicopters knows what’s next in these kinds of videos.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (+E7BZ)
When he finally lit it off, it tore a trench ten feet into the neighbor's lawn.
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (EYvpB)
No one cares who's your second cousin once removed.
That's Aunt's Ruth's granddaughter Selma, or Sally, or Susie...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2026 10:07 PM (gKDq2)
Hmmmm.... I wouldn't say "straight." More like "braided."
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (kyr9/)
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I know so many defenders of Glock, but this "feature" just isn't. Its certainly not a "safety".
Posted by: Crusader
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I have a Ruger P95 with no safety. However when de-cocked it has a double-action trigger pull so a lot safer than the Glock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
I'm getting my papers organized for doing my taxes. What does that tell you?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2026 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 10:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 10:33 PM (aJQbY)
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I think he was a Fibbie? Lost his job, and then (naturally) sued to get it back. “I am the only one qualified here to handle this weapon” Bang! Shot hisself in the foot, as I recall.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (+E7BZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Never forget!
@JohnCornyn’s Comms Director allegedly sent money to a Latin prostitute on Venmo and called the payment a “back yard project”.
I have some advice for them.
Less anal sex, more focus on being loyal to Trump and codifying President Trump’s agenda!
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (EYvpB)
"Had"? No, not passive. I almost guarantee someone fired it "accidentally."
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (kyr9/)
But I don't understand what the top pic is?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 10:35 PM (DoBxX)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 10:35 PM (vlkz/)
Per the Glocktards, ackshually there are three safeties. Given the prevalence of negligent discharges, none of them work.
Posted by: Butch
1) No mag, no round in chamber
2) mag locked, chamber loaded, Glock on table
3) Glock in hand no booger hook on trigger?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at March 06, 2026 10:35 PM (CDX35)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (+E7BZ)
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Yeah, and then he walks around with a limp, saying "I meant to do that, it's a learning experience."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)
But I don't understand what the top pic is?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 10:35 PM (DoBxX)
Grocery store. Baby needs aisle, and the beer & wine aisle.
Then as one sentence Baby needs beer & wine. Like a guy throwing dice saying baby needs ____
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:38 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Butch at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (98xTj)
No way in hell I would ever own one. I'm sooo not a fan of striker fire. I'm a big believer in external hammer, hammer drop safety, and double action. I could do without the hammer drop safety, not a deal breaker, but its nice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2026 10:07 PM (gKDq2)
Hmmmm.... I wouldn't say "straight." More like "braided."
Posted by: GWB
Omar's family tree is a strangler fig.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (k4T4e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (wVcYX)
It's cute coz it's a baby
*whispers: don't listen to them -you are safe with me*
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: Butch at March 06, 2026 10:23 PM (98xTj)
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Reminded of the legendary video of a guy explaining gun safety to school children and shooting himself in the leg.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)
He wasn't just explaining safety, he was telling them only a professional like himself is smart enough to handle a handgun. That is why I love that one so much.
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:40 PM (kyr9/)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM (3uBP9)
They don't fly, the beat the air into submission.
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:40 PM (kyr9/)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
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The Ruger P89 controls mirror those of the M9 because it was in competition with it. Of course the .45 version was used by Antonio Banderas in the superlative "Desperado."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:41 PM (ZOv7s)
https://tinyurl.com/5c79dyuj
Taught that guy everything he knows, I did.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 06, 2026 10:41 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Lol
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 10:42 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:40 PM (kyr9/)
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"Yeah so, I meant to do that, just to show you primitive screwheads how much smarter I am. Can I get a field dressing or something?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)
IIRC he was a DEI DEA agent, and therefore retarded.
Posted by: Super duper qualified at March 06, 2026 10:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 10:43 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wVcYX)
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That's a Penthouse Letters preface, so unknown to them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2026 10:05 PM (EYvpB)
"Had"? No, not passive. I almost guarantee someone fired it "accidentally."
Posted by: GWB
Had a co-worker whose kid burned down their house by shooting a flaregun into his closet...
I said something along the lines of "Bummer. Negligent discharge."
She sternly corrected me that "It was an accidental discharge."
Ummm, whatever, I see the kid got your brains (no I didn't say it out loud. I don't think so anyway)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:45 PM (+E7BZ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 10:39 PM (k4T4e)
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Of course, it wasn't accidental. The shooter was "compelled" to pull the trigger. By an overwhelming compulsion.
She/they/xir don't need a manual safety, but require a young priest, an old priest, a crucifix and holy water.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 10:42 PM (wVcYX)
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That's a Penthouse Letters preface, so unknown to them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:43 PM (ZOv7s)
I thought it was "I never believed the stories in your Letters, but..."?
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (kyr9/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:16 PM (cK4Fj)
It was his last ditch attempt to return that coke bottle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (snZF9)
So. Using that there family tree...
Bonnie Parker (of Bonnie & Clyde) is my first cousin, twice removed.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (QVmho)
This week, for the second week in a row, they read one of my submissions on the air.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 10:31 PM
***
Congrats! (but Club ONT Comments of the week > Varney viewer feedback)
Posted by: TRex - Friday dino at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 10:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (kyr9/)
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I confess I am not a subject matter expert.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at March 06, 2026 10:48 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I should get a CCP so if I ever see a clean metal frame Ruger at a gun show I can make an impulse purchase.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Yep. I don’t think there’s a manual safety for being an idiot with a loaded gun.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 10:49 PM (fcDpY)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 10:34 PM (+E7BZ)
Leaving your finger in the trigger guard while holstering is how you do that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 10:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 10:50 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 10:50 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 10:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:16 PM (cK4Fj)
It was his last ditch attempt to return that coke bottle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Heh
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Great ONT.
Not hanging out tonight as today's lack of sleep has me exhausted.
We have a launch in the morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-18
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 7, 2026
Launch Time: 2:58 a.m. PST (1058 UTC, 11:58 CET)
https://youtu.be/pkGOc2mHYy8
Alternative link if needed.
The Launch Pad
https://youtu.be/97c69Gqv994
Posted by: Joyenz at March 06, 2026 10:53 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 06, 2026 10:53 PM (lUFok)
Bonnie Parker (of Bonnie & Clyde) is my first cousin, twice removed.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 10:46 PM (QVmho)
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I am William Henry Harrison's first cousin, seven times removed. Or is it 8?
I'm an only child, and my parents are divorced, so a few years ago I began inviting myself to my cousins' family reunions, which is fun because now I have grandkids and they have kids and we try to figure out the exact degrees of kinship between the little ones.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:53 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Heh
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Oh - Was that The gods must be crazy?
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 10:54 PM (fcDpY)
No way in hell I would ever own one. I'm sooo not a fan of striker fire. I'm a big believer in external hammer, hammer drop safety, and double action. I could do without the hammer drop safety, not a deal breaker, but its nice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Got a 1938 Walther ppk in .32 caliber. The decocking scares the bejesus out of me. Bought a modern version in .22LR for Smash to use for range practice. Nice weapon, but the walther decocking is skeery AF. Almost like trusting a tri-color junker cage with a smashed up front end's turn signal, when on a motorcycle.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 10:54 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Splendid Idea - he should charge the ladies of the village for rides!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
1. First/second/third cousin is how many generations back you have to go to find a common ancestor with someone of your own generation.
2. Once/twice removed for younger generations is how many generations decended they are from your cousins.
3. Cousins are reciprocal. If you're in a younger generation and someone's first cousin twice removed (i.e., the grandchild of their first cousin), then they are also *your* first cousin twice removed.
Posted by: Bitblt at March 06, 2026 10:56 PM (11pZm)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 10:54 PM (QVmho)
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WOW. Those are kind of pricey. Inheritance or actual purchase? I hate the way the Hitler stamp costs extra (Waffenamt). I have the Manurhin PP for that reason.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 10:54 PM (fcDpY)
Yes. That was a 'shoot me now' ex's movie choice one night.
Posted by: RickZ at March 06, 2026 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
One thing I am amused by, it is originally in German, and the version I have is dubbed. I turned the subtitles on and the two differ significantly in the words they choose.
And sometimes one is better then the other but...consistently they still express the same thoughts.
German is about the closest language to English, so it is interesting at just how much freedom you have to express a thought differently even in a sister langauge.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:58 PM (sKqQm)
I'm with you there although I suppose I could condition myself out of it if I had to. The HK USP decocker is nice though.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 10:59 PM (Fs0KI)
Always assume a gun is loaded
Never point one at someone/thing you don't want to shoot.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 11:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 10:54 PM (QVmho)
HK decockers work pretty good. It blocks the firing pin when it drops the hammer.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 11:00 PM (rbvCR)
Mine started really crappy. Colonoscopy- no signs of cancer. No signs of ulcers that might explain my anemia. Now, I'm just tired. My sense of humor appears to be off, and I'm not sure how long I'll be posting tonight.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:01 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:58 PM (sKqQm)
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English is a Germanic language. If you study German, you will become an English grammar supra-genius.
The only problem is that the Germans are nuts. They didn't used to be, but they absolutely are now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:01 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (cK4Fj)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (neW46)
Posted by: RickZ
I don’t think anyone liked that movie. Some just spread the misery.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (fcDpY)
I've dated/married troubled/mentally ill folks before and there is nothing to recommend it.
Surer than hell, big trouble is going to find that boy sooner or later.
EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 11:03 PM (cYBz/)
Avalanche beat Dallas, 5-4 shootout win
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 11:04 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (fcDpY)
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What? That was a laugh riot. The sequence where the guy was thrown from the helicopter while it was still on the ground only to be told "next time we will be higher" was hilarious.
Also the whole guerillas trying to fire a bazooka round and it falling apart, and then they blow up bananas...classic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (ZOv7s)
https://youtube.com/shorts/kySQShcLYLM
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Really? I had a buddy who ho claimed he liked it because of the cinematography. And he’s straight. I didn’t hate it but I could have just watched sham wow
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (fcDpY)
A few hundreds year of the best and brightest leaving or dying has left a mark.
I suspect if things get sane in the world again one topic of discussion among future historians will be how Europe drained itself so thoroughly and completely.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 11:06 PM (sKqQm)
WOW. Those are kind of pricey. Inheritance or actual purchase? I hate the way the Hitler stamp costs extra (Waffenamt). I have the Manurhin PP for that reason.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
No. Shit. Dad was a Methodist country preacher. One of his church members was a retired Louisianan state trooper, and former General Paton body guard. Every photo of Patton, this dude was off side with a .45 Thompson. (And for Besreker) a Harley MP Scout bike. I met him in '93 when Dad drug me to breakfast one time when home from gw1. He gaveDad the handgun for repairing his grandkid's quad. No. Shit. That's how it got transferred in ow ership.
I cleaned it up, made it safe to fire again, cleaned it after ~200 rounds, and put it away. Serial # traces to a LOT number issued to Whermact Polizei in 1938.
I'm NEVER getting rid of it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QVmho)
"Didn't think it would be so warm here..."
"brb, some skinny guy on a boat seems insistent"
"where all the virgins at?"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2026 11:02 PM (neW46)
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It's like the Simpsons sequence where the guy is polishing the shotgun, repeating "I am the angel of death..."
This is not what normal gun owners do.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (tcsrY)
So far, diet, based on the bloodwork. It isn't common in my family. Right now, they're looking for internal bleeding.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
"If your family tree doesn't fork....."
- Jeff Foxworthy
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 11:08 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Kratwurst
Yeah, as a kid the main character was easy to identify with - the other characters were the dumb adults around, just stick in their own dramas.
I thought it was hilarious.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:09 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 11:09 PM (2iOMD)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:58 PM (sKqQm)
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No love for Jive?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QVmho)
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It's absolutely a keeper. I was absolutely thrilled to see that Walther is finally making PPK/S in .32, which was what they were really designed to be. Americans love .380, but its too much for that frame. Chambering it in .32 ACP is Just Right.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:10 PM (ZOv7s)
If you desperately want one right now, cdnn.com has them in stock.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 11:11 PM (k4T4e)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
How low is it?
Any supplements you might be taking or over the counter stuff? Some of them can cause low red blood cells.
You been waking up with two red holes in your neck?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:12 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
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Wenn meine Grossmutter vier Rede hatte, wurdie sie eine Omnibus sein!
I took six years of German, was able to read Kafka and yet now I have papers written in my own hand that I cannot read.
HOWEVER, when I deployed to Germany and got a few Bittburgers into me, it all came back. Weird how that works.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)
If you desperately want one right now, cdnn.com has them in stock.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 11:11 PM (k4T4e)
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That was fast. It's the old paradox: permissive gun laws actually drive gun prices down, creating a bear market. Fear of confiscation drives them up, so Obama and Biden were actually huge friends of the firearm industry.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Advo at March 06, 2026 11:18 PM (jO4mz)
I am unsure how anyone got film of my father with his black angus cows (he had other breeds,too, I think trying to create a hybrid). My brothers and husband said his Marine training came out with his herd, altho he never cussed around me or ladies.
I love moo cows! They are nitwits but I love them! The first morning in our new house he had built my mother got out of the shower to a crowd of them peering in the bathroom window from the front porch.
Love the almost made it off the ground helicopter. I was waiting for some decapitation action.
Lesbians should not own guns or cats.
The baby projection from all orifices. Our first night home with #1 son my mother was told we had this and to go to bed. She heard my husband yell from the diningroom/temporary nursery:"He's peed in his ear! What do I do now!"
Baby boys I can at least predict from their warning device. Baby girls I cannot and both grandgirlies have peed on their changing table. This one now and then harfs, too, but she's really cute and smart and smiles a lot when not doing all of that. She discovered my husband's unshaved cheek a week ago and perfers it to clean shaven.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2026 10:25 PM
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He must have heard that Ace is down on him.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 06, 2026 11:19 PM (1Au9i)
I think... that guy's beef would be tough and stringy as his harangues clearly stress those wee poor beasties.
He could market his products as Upper Deckers' Beef, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:20 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:07 PM (S/Y4j)
I had iron deficiency anemia. After endoscopy and further bloodwork, found I had Celiac disease, an autoimmune disorder triggered by gluten. No more gluten for me!
Posted by: Joemarine at March 06, 2026 11:20 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 11:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Any supplements you might be taking or over the counter stuff? Some of them can cause low red blood cells.
You been waking up with two red holes in your neck?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
It's been relatively stable for a few years, not too bad. I take Magnesium and D3 with a multivitamin. I tried cutting caffeine, and adding B12, and it got worse. I do need to add potassium, and have.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:21 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Advo at March 06, 2026 11:18 PM (jO4mz)
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being worse of warped homos, trans are 1000. So this is not good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 11:22 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Forgot this question. No vampires.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:22 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 11:22 PM (JkO4W)
Also the whole guerillas trying to fire a bazooka round and it falling apart, and then they blow up bananas...classic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:05 PM (ZOv7s)
I thought it was hysterical. A lot of funny shit in that movie. The rino showing up out of nowhere to stomp the campfires was some funny shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 11:23 PM (snZF9)
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A. Schickelgruber reports reliable jam-free operation and excellent buttery mouth feel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 11:24 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:20 PM (xG4kz)
If stringy it could be because I don't think I saw any grass?
They can take the cussing as their hide is tough. They also don't speak English and really don't care. Goats are even worse and we only had one. He thought he was a dog.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (0JWOm)
It was his last ditch attempt to return that coke bottle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
The joke's on him. It was no-deposit no-return.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (0JWOm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (0JWOm)
Ferrets?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:28 PM (S/Y4j)
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The Ruger Security 9 does. 15+1 configuration and its a Ruger at a great price.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 11:28 PM (Cjcf6)
If you desperately want one right now, cdnn.com has them in stock.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 11:11 PM (k4T4e)
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That was fast. It's the old paradox: permissive gun laws actually drive gun prices down, creating a bear market. Fear of confiscation drives them up, so Obama and Biden were actually huge friends of the firearm industry.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 11:16 PM (ZOv7s)
I have a .380 PPKs I got in the 80's. I don't know, mine is a fairly unreliable piece of shit, which was shocking actually. I haven't tried a bunch of different ammo to see if there is the magic bullet for it. I tried a few different brands, and I eventually tossed it back in the box and was done with it. I have to pull it out of mothballs one day and try some more ammo brands.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (0JWOm)
Don't see that in the tests.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:32 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y)
Most do now. Revolvers mostly don't.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 11:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)
One of the side effects of the FNM using tranny pronouns is people will assume if you are a mannish looking woman that you are in fact a man.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 11:35 PM (sKqQm)
Followup bloodwork showed iron and ferritin deficiency. Endoscopy biopsy confirmed celiac disease.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 06, 2026 11:36 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 11:36 PM (Wg6v7)
Ferritin is a protein that stores iron in the body and is crucial for maintaining iron levels.
Ferritin levels are often assessed through blood tests to determine iron storage; low levels indicate iron deficiency, which can lead to anemia.
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High ferritin levels may suggest iron overload or inflammation, as ferritin can be mobilized during acute inflammatory reactions.
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A ferritin test can provide insights into various health conditions, making it an important diagnostic tool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:37 PM (bss/y)
These are the type of people who think I should not have access to guns.
Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2026 11:39 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
It's been relatively stable for a few years, not too bad. I take Magnesium and D3 with a multivitamin. I tried cutting caffeine, and adding B12, and it got worse. I do need to add potassium, and have.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:21 PM (S/Y4j)
Have you tried raising your intake of garlic?
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 11:39 PM (kyr9/)
Sometimes in genealogy you come across a "Mth cousin Nth removed", you review their life story, and you wished that you could pick a much larger value for N.
The beauty of genealogy is there is an unwritten rule to this effect: "If you come across a relative who is living, you are under no obligation to initiate contact with that person."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:40 PM (xG4kz)
These are the type of people who think I should not have access to guns.
Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2026 11:39 PM (FMtrg)
Intrusive thoughts + Guns = ?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:41 PM (bss/y)
If it's iron deficiency anemia they should run that, along with CBC.
It's a cheap test.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:41 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:40 PM (xG4kz)
It allowed us to connect with my Aunt- my Dad's OLDER sister (from England, now BC) that we did not know existed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:43 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:44 PM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 11:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 11:44 PM (SRRAx)
Ugh. Liberalgunowners. Who believe they need guns because the "federal government is fascist." Who can't resist a compulsion to pull the trigger of a loaded gun.
I read that as, "She means to shoot YOU, eventually, dumbass."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:45 PM (xG4kz)
It used to be that dogs would be happy to see me. Can't tell you the number of times I heard "Well, he usually doesn't like strangers" and the dog is like "Best friends!" almost immediately.
Now, all dogs are like "You're evil and intend harm, don't you? Don't lie, I'll know!" They must smell him.
I miss dogs.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2026 11:46 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 11:46 PM (snZF9)
I read that as, "She means to shoot YOU, eventually, dumbass."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:45 PM (xG4kz)
From what I can tell, she was using a Glock as a fidget spinner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:46 PM (bss/y)
Other vitamins can be low like B12. Once gluten free, you should be able to absorb iron normally. It takes 3-6 months taking iron supplements after the hemoglobin returns to normal to refill body iron stores.
Posted by: epador at March 06, 2026 11:47 PM (TRnzq)
Posted by: Darleen at March 06, 2026 11:48 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:41 PM (bss/y)
I hate to say, especially now that we hear that the compulsive trigger-puller might be trans. I'm glad the partner has secured the gun, but we all know that may not be enough to prevent tragedy.
Posted by: Emmie at March 06, 2026 11:50 PM (FMtrg)
It allowed us to connect with my Aunt- my Dad's OLDER sister (from England, now BC) that we did not know existed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Oh, I have contacted some relations of mine through my efforts, but I got to pick and choose which ones and why I would make contact.
My searches are entirely records' based. No "take a DNA test" for this boy-o, I can assure you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:50 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 11:50 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 10:21 PM (qFwJc)
I am working on a 100+ year old H&R pocket hammerless .32. It has no safety, but it is double-action only, and there is a piece inside called the "rebounder" which I believe would make it drop-safe, too. Takes a real determined pull on the trigger to fire it.
LOL at the cargo-cult helicopter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:51 PM (8zz6B)
"Magyars kidnapping Slavs and stealing their gold" was not on my bingo card for the 21st century, much the way that "Greeks sending warships to Crete to forestall the Persians" wasn't
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 11:51 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
It, IT means to shoot You eventually...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 11:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:52 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Any day now.
DC mag capacity ban has been overruled by DC Circuit.
Not that they can buy them there anyway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 10:24 PM (cK4Fj)
Lemmesee. Rotor blades not airfoils, check. No collective pitch control, check. No cyclic control, check. No tail rotor, check.
It's nearly perfect!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:54 PM (8zz6B)
It allowed us to connect with my Aunt- my Dad's OLDER sister (from England, now BC) that we did not know existed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Oh, I have contacted some relations of mine through my efforts, but I got to pick and choose which ones and why I would make contact.
My searches are entirely records' based. No "take a DNA test" for this boy-o, I can assure you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic
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Seance?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 11:55 PM (83+LM)
"Magyars kidnapping Slavs and stealing their gold" was not on my bingo card for the 21st century, much the way that "Greeks sending warships to Crete to forestall the Persians" wasn't
Posted by: Kindltot
Monitoring the situation. The people have been let go, the stash is uncertain
Posted by: Miklos could solve this for a reasonable fee at March 06, 2026 11:55 PM (Al4HM)
High ferritin levels may suggest iron overload or inflammation, as ferritin can be mobilized during acute inflammatory reactions.
If you are a post menopausal woman and your ferritin level is extremely high, immediately get a genetic test for hemochromatosis. Your body has begun accumulating iron as you no longer menstruate, and that is bad news.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 11:56 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 06, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcd2)
Later I discovered that nearly everything in Australia will kill you and was thankful. Florida was bad enough.
I hate snakes. Once when the boys were small they went on a little tour of a botanical garden with others and thought we'd be thrilled. It is the only time in my life I hyperventilated.
A thick jungle with little puddles next to the creek. Visions of snakes and gators.
I was making such loud wheezing sounds that when we popped out at the end a man was taking water samples from a bridge and stared at us.
We came to a narrow portion of the creek that I could easily jump but I stepped right in it running instead as I was looney tunes at that point.
My husband said he did not recognize me. A lesson learned or leared that day to never take me again into a jungle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 11:59 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 11:52 PM (6U1c2)
A couple of Shahed drones hit the airfield at Akrotiri, and apparently the Greeks sent a couple of ships .
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 12:00 AM (rbvCR)
Seems that central Europe remains a very good place not to be, consistent with much modern history.
Saw a Trump post praising Orban. And just a few days ago, in a post on another topic, Trump mocked Zelensky as "P.T. Barnum". Wild. Love it. Decades of consuming (and producing) the tedious, vapid hackneyed shit that passes for official pronouncements and commentary make Trump's Queens bare-knuckle style a hilarious relief.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:00 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 11:55 PM (83+LM)
No, Pappaw got friendly with a nurse when he was wounded in France. As far as we can tell he had no idea. Her mom would not tell her any more than that he was a GI.
She carried Pappaw's picture in her wallet til the day she died though. Never married.
She found my uncle and Dad who are both into geneology and had done the 23 and me. Said they were a close match and she was looking for her father. Said she had a picture she found in her Mom's wallet when she passed away of who she assumed was her father. It was Pappaw staring out (one of those photo booth kind of things.) Eerie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2026 12:02 AM (iQdLI)
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The oddsmakers are favoring Greece in light of recent Greek victories at Salamis, Plataea and Marathon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2026 12:02 AM (JkO4W)
The thing about the DNA test in genealogy is that its results are out there for all and sundry to see (as it were), and you potentially could be peppered with requests to talk / meet with folks who may mean well, but will take up a lot of your time.
By records' based, I meant their paper trail -- censuses, states' records of births, baptisms, confirmations, marriages, deaths and burials, and so forth. I am over one half Norwegian and believe me, those folks recorded everything. Then they moved into or through Minnesota one hundred years or more ago, and those folks recorded everything.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:04 AM (xG4kz)
Why doesn't Ace like Vance anymore? I must have missed it. I think I like him! Vance, I mean. We all know I love Ace.
I have a theory about Ace. He's either newly in love or has a baby or puppy to be rushing off for weekends lately. He no longer misses you Morons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:05 AM (WONhk)
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:05 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 07, 2026 12:05 AM (TC15r)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 10:57 PM (ZOv7s)
I have a GI bring-back P38 with the Waffenamt marks, and no import stamps. It shoots real nicely. Nurse R has fired it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2026 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
I pointed out he was a fan of both Desantis AND Rick Perry at one point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 12:06 AM (kofr7)
"Magyars kidnapping Slavs and stealing their gold" was not on my bingo card for the 21st century, much the way that "Greeks sending warships to Crete to forestall the Persians" wasn't
Posted by: Kindltot
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Orban told Snively not to fuck with the oil flow.
Snively's response was military threat.
Oban's not the guy to fuck with.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:07 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:07 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 11:40 PM (xG4kz)
It allowed us to connect with my Aunt- my Dad's OLDER sister (from England, now BC) that we did not know existed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:43 PM (bss/y)
We recently connected with an entire missing branch of our family from that genealogy thing. My grandmother's brother and his line. Nobody really ever talking about him. He was 15 years older, and fought in WWI, and we're still piecing it together how he drifted off. I have 3 new 2nd cousins that I never knew about, and they didn't know about us. One of my second cousins that I only met a few times was trying to find out if there was any family left in italy since she's going there this year. I could have told had she asked, which is a big no since they have all been here for a few generations, but she did track down a missing part of the family in the process.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 12:08 AM (snZF9)
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You're like me in this regard. I don't *care* that poisonous snakes eat mice, rats, and other varmints. I want them dead, because poisonous snakes also kill humans. I don't want to read scientific studies, or listen to scientific lectures. I just want poisonous snakes dead, rather than a threat to me.
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 12:08 AM (Cjcf6)
Snively's response was military threat.
Oban's not the guy to fuck with.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:07 AM (83+LM)
Didn't he threaten to have him murdered? Using his SS... I mean 'Special forces'?
And he finds assholes moving gold across his borders?
Well, thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:09 AM (bss/y)
Is JQ around? I want to know what her BIL is doing. What a nightmare for her!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:09 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And they started out so well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:10 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 12:10 AM (kofr7)
Is JQ around? I want to know what her BIL is doing. What a nightmare for her!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:09 AM (WONhk)
I had the congestion thing really bad a couple days ago. I went Mammaw old school. Vicks Vapo rub under my nose- just a touch. Woke up the next day and the head congestion was completely gone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:10 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:10 AM (83+LM)
I know. I was a huge fan of Fred Thompson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:11 AM (bss/y)
Yeah, don't really anybody makes a gun that is safe to pull the trigger on with a round in the chamber when you know what will happen but you are "compelled" to do it
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 07, 2026 12:13 AM (3/XaG)
Rumors indicate that this may be both a spring and fall series.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 12:14 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 12:15 AM (kofr7)
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 12:15 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 12:15 AM (Cjcf6)
I get the jumping ANY time there is a twitter embed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)
Or her partner taking away her constitutional rights.
Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2026 12:17 AM (iQdLI)
Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at March 07, 2026 12:17 AM (4qIhJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:17 AM (bss/y)
Rumors indicate that this may be both a spring and fall series.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
When I started reading this "Doctor Death Race" item, I just knew that MAID would be in there somewhere! And you did not disappoint! LOL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:18 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2026 12:18 AM (iQdLI)
I pointed out he was a fan of both Desantis AND Rick Perry at one point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)
DeSantis employs the right people. Smart people. Clever people, who are related to worthy people.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 12:18 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 12:08 AM (Cjcf6)
I want all snakes dead. We had a 5' black snake who lived in the hedge in front of our house along the walk every summer. I had to check the mail going out the garage. My husband claimed they ate rats but this one did not get the memo as we had a rat in our attic once.
He/she once got in the garage with me and I was very brave and screamed (do they have ears?) and threw a broom at it and it left. If it got in the house we'd have to move or burn it down.
One of my BF in FL, who is acting weird since Trump 2024 as a Dim does not kill anything. She once "saved" a coral snake to show the neighbor children and called the zoo or someone. I would have sent my husband out to kill it instead.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:19 AM (WONhk)
Why? Good story IF IT HAD BEEN ORIGINAL. Not rewriting a classic character.
Which is one of my major pet peeves with Hollyweird.
If you have a story to tell... tell it... don't use YOUR story to rewrite a classic, to try to get published.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2026 12:19 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:20 AM (U/Byj)
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:05 AM (U/Byj)
The XD9 is one of my ATF's and my EDC currently (that does change). I have over 30k rounds through mine and all I've had to change is recoil springs. Malfunctions are numbered on one hand. Staggeringly reliable and very accurate. Never had a problem with the grip safety either.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 07, 2026 12:20 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cicero
I'll have the souvlaki, retsina, and a half bottle of ouzo
Posted by: Miklosopoulos at March 07, 2026 12:21 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
When I started reading this "Doctor Death Race" item, I just knew that MAID would be in there somewhere! And you did not disappoint! LOL!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:18 AM (xG4kz)
Just bringing Roger Corman's classic Death Race 2000 up to date. It's still better than the 2050 remake.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 12:22 AM (S/Y4j)
I think we may be the only family members he has told; he asked us not to share info with other family members.
He did gain some new half-siblings, though. He met with them and they all got on famously. He even mentioned how interesting it was, seeing a resemblance to people he had never met.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 12:22 AM (SRRAx)
I try not to, as Sarah says, be into 'woo-woo', but... things like this make me think, "maybe possessed by a demon means possessed by a demon"
Posted by: RandomDave at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (aJQbY)
The parking lot was full, we crept around looking for a car backing out, found one out near the rear outer limit. Inside was a total jam, everybody old and gray like us, the checkout area packed. Carts piled high. We ended up behind a couple, no cart, carrying a bag of dried prunes.
Who would put up with that for a bag of prunes. But that was not all. Passing the cart pack parked at the eating tables on way out, there sat a cart, one box in it, a box of womens' Depends. Torture for Depends, torture for prunes. OR NOT? It's the way we entertain ourselves.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (KiBMU)
At 9 years Old, I was camping with my Dad and my Older Brothers Boy Scout Troop in the Siera Nevada Mts...
Went to get wood... stepped across and literally stepped on a Diamond Back Rattle Snake... did the best thing I could have out of instinct.... and froze.
Yelled for Dad, who came and killed it with a shovel.
Brother had no idea what had happened... Dad kind of remembered it late in life.... but... yeah... I see ANY snake... you will believe that I can defy gravity.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That may be driven by your web browser as most download the simple text type content first, put you where you were, then loads the Twitter / YouTube shit which pushes everything down.
Other web-pages do it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 12:22 AM (SRRAx)
False Paternity is a bitch.
And so was she.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:24 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
If you get a a twitter in bed, that's your problem
Posted by: Miklosopoulos, with Wisdom of the Ancients (no homo) at March 07, 2026 12:24 AM (Al4HM)
Some day I may finally get a compact, and one in .45. They've sold used for very little, for years, around here.
I see very few XDs at the casual shootin' matches I attend. Though everyone seems to think highly of them.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:24 AM (U/Byj)
Other web-pages do it too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (/lPRQ)
Could be. When there is no tweets, then everything is rock steady (or it is just images of tweets.)
Brave does not seem to have issues with the 'continue reading' button.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:25 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Romeo13
Little boys can defy gravity and move faster than the speed of light
Posted by: Miklos' Mama yelling with my middle name because late for dinner at March 07, 2026 12:26 AM (Al4HM)
So, started watching the new Guy Richie Sherlock Holmes series... and suddenly realized I LIKED the story... but... also hated it....
Are you referring to the two movies he did that starred Robert Downy, Jr. and Jude Law as Holmes and Watson? They both were entertaining in their own right, although the second one ("Game of Shadows") had far more foitprints from Doyle's stories in it than had the first.
I enjoyed the interplay between the two lead characters. They needed not be Holmes snd Watson, as you said. An original story free of Doyle in all respects would have served equally well.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:26 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 07, 2026 12:29 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Miklos does not advise lawsuits there at March 07, 2026 12:30 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 07, 2026 12:31 AM (aJQbY)
And so was she.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:24 AM (bss/y)
Honestly, I don't know if she knows about all of this. I don't think he has mentioned it to her.
She was apparently quite wild in her younger years.
The man he thought was his dad certainly suspected/knew it, though - only left nephew $25 in his will. It was confusing to him at the time.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 12:32 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 11:35 PM (sKqQm)
I know what you mean. I now have to wonder every time I encounter a mannish-looking woman, and I find that irritating.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 07, 2026 12:32 AM (NZPfR)
it's okay; it's not like he's really wrong
just a wee bit excitable
and he tends to paint with a broad brush when he's on "right"-watch, and it always rubs some commenters (occasionally me) wrong, which just exercises him more
a spot of keto lasagna will set him right, assuming he hasn't dehydrated beyond repair
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 07, 2026 12:33 AM (YVuAl)
Posted by: rhomboid
Una mas Ocasio-n?
Posted by: Miklos de Nike-Cortez y Cerveza at March 07, 2026 12:33 AM (Al4HM)
As the second owner found out to his regret.
Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2026 12:34 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)
I can literally jump vertically with feet moving before I land like Wile E. Coyote.
I did this once in FL while we were walking and a type of lizard, that is not a snake, popped out of the grass.
Out here I was walking with a son and husband and son pointed one off trail. I walked/rain about 50' and he said we should tie one to the back of my shirt for cardio each morning.
I sometimes don't like my family.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:35 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: Miklos requests Kindness for a few brief seconds at March 07, 2026 12:35 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: RandomDave
None, other than lawyers and politicians
Strip bars also kinda dicey
Posted by: Miklos speaks from Knowledges at March 07, 2026 12:38 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:19 AM (WONhk)
A coral snake?? To show the kids?? Jesus, how did she get through life without a helmet?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 12:38 AM (snZF9)
And having no idea about any of that, maybe I should become a journalist, or "influencer", or pundit, and opine aggressively all about it.
Seems to work for 99% of the aforementioned categories.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:39 AM (U/Byj)
On my desktop, when I am viewing the home page of an article, there sometimes (all the time?) appears a small and floating check box midway down the right hand side of the screen with a short text whose content I cannot not recall (and I am not now on a laptop to be able to check what it is).
Under those circumstances, if I attempt to click on the "Comments" link nothing happens when that link is at the same level as, or below the floating check box. I simply cannot raise the comments' view for that thread.
However, if I scroll the screen so that the "Comments" link is decidedly above the level of the floating check box, I can bring forth the comnents view for that thread.
Go figure.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:40 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2026 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)
I'll break the sound barrier.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 12:41 AM (snZF9)
I've never seen one doing that but I'd rather not step on a diamondback out in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2026 12:41 AM (iQdLI)
A stupidly wonderful time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 12:41 AM (U/Byj)
I get that part if the problem is that it’s an air war, do information is tightly controlled. But I also get the feeling that because it’s going so well, better than even the most optimistic predicted, the media is trying to say as little about it as possible.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 12:42 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 12:32 AM (SRRAx)
That is rough for the kid. Not his call. Just sucks all around.
And just saying she was 'wild' is enough you think?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:43 AM (bss/y)
She once hired a French guy to trace one branch and he and a friend came to the USA and stopped by the farm for dinner. My father was worried he was a serial killer (where I get it from), but it was ok. She'd met him in Normandy.
She found out my father's grandfather was a bigamist who had another family in LA. My great-grandmother threw all his clothes and stuff out into the front yard when she found a love letter from a woman in his jacket. They never divorced as it was 1913 and people then thought she was a widow.
Imagine the surprise of the family in LA when mother told the mother that they were perhaps not legally married after he died and had a daughter.
Until then my father and aunt thought their grandmother was widowed (she was dead by then before all this came out). Otherwise my family is fairly normal and not inbred.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:45 AM (WONhk)
"Located at the confluence of the northern Caribbean Sea, the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean, the Republic of Cuba shipped US$1.3 billion worth of exported products around the world in 2024.
That estimated dollar amount results from a -23.9% decline from $1.7 billion five years earlier in 2020.
Year over year, the total value of Cuban exports dropped -21.1% compared to $1.64 billion for 2023."
Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2026 12:45 AM (rj6Yv)
Has the Russo-Uke unpleasantness been any different?
It seems like "news" has really been hollowed out (not that it was super before, but now it seems mostly like press releases, infotainment, and naked propaganda).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 07, 2026 12:46 AM (YVuAl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 07, 2026 12:33 AM (YVuAl)
ace gets on his kicks. I don't blame him as he seems to view traitors as a personal betrayal. Hell, he may have know Tucker. IIRC, it is an 'autistic' trait to view loyalty quite strongly. Nothing wrong with that as I share the idea.
I get tired of the designated hate objects. Cady, fuck her in the ass. Fuentes should have been drowned in a ziploc bag.
Tucker, well guy has lost his shit, but he did a good and courageous thing in my eyes. I am not going to jump on the soap in a sock routine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 12:46 AM (bss/y)
I am terrified of snakes.
When I visited my brother at the rehab today the staff was glued to CNN's coverage of the Jessie Jackson funeral, I am telling you it was absolutely insane. Please remind what Jessie Jr. was convicted of? I haven't watched CNN in so long it makes the cow's water tank look like a mighty fine place to swim.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2026 12:46 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Crusader
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Probably mal ware or a virus.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:49 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 07, 2026 12:32 AM (NZPfR)
Use the Crocodile Dundee method to check the undercarriage, it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2026 12:52 AM (k4T4e)
A coral snake?? To show the kids?? Jesus, how did she get through life without a helmet?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 12:38 AM (snZF9)
She's a nurse and I met her at the med center. She somehow put the snake in a garbage can.
We are total opposites as she'd rather die than wear make up and I won't leave the house without mascara unless the house is on fire. We have gotten along well since the hanging chads and she found out I voted Bush. This seems different.
They have no children and are well traveled and cultured and all that stuff. I like them but she has some weird ideas like this. Maybe she's now Buddist or something. Do they kill coral snakes?
They are in FL and have been very quiet since the election. We last saw them when our son got married in June 2024. Dunno.
I refuse to be ghosted so I will bug her when I am there again. If nothing else to irritate her. We don't talk politics, so maybe her friend, the wife of a former UNESCO Brit diplomat told her not to talk to me.Her husband is a weird dude and wears socks with sandals on the beach.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:52 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: the Right Reverend Miklos at March 07, 2026 12:52 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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More pissed at Tucker because he was there, hard.
Speech at CPAC and others and interviews then he goes 180 idiot. I want to punch him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:54 AM (83+LM)
A stupidly wonderful time to be alive.
Posted by: rhomboid
wait till the girls all get off shift
Friday is Pay Day
and No tax on tips
Posted by: Miklos braces himself at March 07, 2026 12:54 AM (Al4HM)
Thd missus was all wild about doing ger family tree for about a decade or so.
First she found out that her father's father was not the person in whose home he was raised (and her father suspected this already and pretty much knew who was his father -- "Your grandmother was wild when she was young").
Then she found out, and briefly saw actual evidence for (a baptismal record), that her mother's mother was not the woman in whose home she was raised, but actually was the woman who was the oldest daughter in that household.
She pretty much dropped her pursuit of her family's history at that point.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 12:54 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 12:55 AM (YpHxX)
I forgot to watch his funeralizing, but am aware Barky Obungo spoke, so it is just as well as I have never heard him speak.
I do want to still remove his facial mole next to his nose with a rusty razor.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:56 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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That's the topper.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:57 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Socks and sandals means creep, because my best friend's sister's boyfriend's EU diplomat brother's girlfriend heard from a guy who knows a Ukrainian kid who's going with this Iranian girl who saw him pass out at the Money Bar in West Palm last night. I think it's seriously creepy
Posted by: Miklos repeats verbatim at March 07, 2026 12:59 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 12:59 AM (PSFnA)
Speech at CPAC and others and interviews then he goes 180 idiot. I want to punch him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:54 AM (83+LM)
Yeah, my thoughts too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 07, 2026 01:02 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Lyin', thievin' and messin' around
Posted by: Miklos as Sammy Davis HERE COME THE JUDGE at March 07, 2026 01:03 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 12:19 AM (WONhk)
I would’ve done that. I don’t mess with the poison ones, but when I find an ordinary snake I usually try to catch it and look at it, then let it go. Snakes are cool, never bothered me.
And I would never kill a coral snake, they’re incredibly beautiful, little works of art! I’d relocate it if I found one too close to people.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 01:04 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Miklos repeats verbatim at March 07, 2026 12:59 AM (Al4HM)
Nah. He's just a weird Brit. I mean he could be creepy but I've only met him a few times. Smallish guy I could crush easily. Birdlike and shy.
My friend's husband is normal.
Well, I have to go to bed early and someone tell JQ I was looking for her and hope things are better with her BIL's invading her house.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 01:04 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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That's the topper.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 12:57 AM (83+LM
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Tell me: no Bermuda shorts
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:05 AM (PSFnA)
It seems like "news" has really been hollowed out (not that it was super before, but now it seems mostly like press releases, infotainment, and naked propaganda).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls `
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I think that war is over. Russia has the Crimea and the Russian speaking eastern territories and Spike is stomping his feet.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 01:07 AM (83+LM)
One of my 2nd great grandmothers unknowingly married a bigamist (he was supposed to have divorced his first wife) after her first husband died.
She only found out about her second husband's perfidy after he passed away and she applied for his Civil War veteran's benefits. Then, in tge investigation to establish that she indeed was owed that pension, it came out that her marriage to him was not valid because he was a bigamist.
Then it came letter that announced denial of the benefit for her and thd reason why arrived at the home of the sister with whom she was staying. That very day she was discovered on her bed, dead, in her bedroom.
I am convinced that the news of her having hitched her wagon to a bigamist and that she would be bereft of support that she had expected to have was what killed her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:10 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 07, 2026 12:46 AM (YVuAl)
That’s really about it. I get most news from a few sources I’ve carefully cultivated on X, and even these I only believe because I’ve watched them for months and they’ve got a good track record for being right about things.
But there’s also an incredible amount of pure crap on that platform. An entire contingent believes Iran has sunk the US fleet and is winning the war.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 01:11 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2026 01:13 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:15 AM (jCCEQ)
Posted by: Miklos Milhous Nixon at March 07, 2026 01:15 AM (Al4HM)
JJ, Jr was a loud, lying, moralistic and preening scumbag and racial grifter, the likes of which we had never seen.
Then along came Barky, who topped him in practically every disgusting aspect ('cept having affairs or kiddos by other women), and who took active steps to poison race relations in this country.
I despise them both.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:16 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 07, 2026 01:16 AM (M9gjJ)
I despise them both.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:16 AM (xG4kz)
Barry has sealed himself in the well, not to permanently re-emerge until Islam's final battle with the rest of the world.
OK, OK, he's probably not actually the 12th Imam.
Maybe.
Posted by: XTC at March 07, 2026 01:18 AM (6Uni8)
Thanks JM, for the Jessie info, the grifter didn't fall far from the tree! I am sorry about your ex, you must be feeling very nostalgic tonight, I get that way from time to time.
Christy, good night, I didn't see the whole thing, just Bill Clinton, Kamala Harris and Jessie Jr., Maxine Waters was on deck when I left.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2026 01:18 AM (0nHVk)
Today's "war correspondents" patrol the dangerous and deadly pathways of social media and press releases in order to bring you news from "the front". Posers, the lot of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:18 AM (xG4kz)
Surely, a victim of circumstances! Coulda happened to anybody!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:19 AM (jCCEQ)
Hard to pick out a favorite. Cargo cult copter was good; reminds me of the Zambian Space Program.
https://youtu.be/QMIgcm2ygTE
Aussie housecleaning: Last time I had that job, there were two black snakes in the walls of a bathroom we were taking down. They were only about five feet long each, though, and not as girthy. Later had to evict them from under the floor of a tent. They just didn't want to leave.
Every parent has been there - wins the award for best cinematic drama.
Aw, heck, they were all great. Thanks, WD!!
$#!+ -- just discovered I never hit Post on this hours ago.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ooops indeed at March 07, 2026 01:21 AM (l8w2w)
As if needed
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at March 07, 2026 01:21 AM (Al4HM)
I recall that at the prospect of Barry Soetoro running for President, the Rev. Jackson said "I'll cut his nuts off".
Big Mike laughed at that.
"I already got 'em!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:22 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: JM
I read that in a Curley voice
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected sixth Stooge at March 07, 2026 01:23 AM (Al4HM)
I'm out. G'night, all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 07, 2026 01:24 AM (xG4kz)
YOUR TOLERANCE IS
islam will dominate the world
OUR WEAPON
https://tinyurl.com/3cnvprst
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 01:25 AM (83+LM)
Must be March in Oklahoma.
Stopped at an Irish place for lunch. Had fish 'n' chips and a Guinness. Oh, good, spellchecker had the right spelling for Guinness.
Speaking of IrishEi, I tried to play that accordion piece linked above, but the dog started whining.
And now I'm about 120 comments behind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but who's counting? at March 07, 2026 01:27 AM (l8w2w)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I guess that's why WD labeled it "cargo cult." The original was seen, but not understood.
And this, too, is the story of everything Democrats ever did.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 01:28 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2026 12:46 AM (0nHVk)
Nothing could make me watch that funeral. Well, unless it was viking style, but instead of a boat he was stuffed in a garbage can, and instead of flaming arrows it was flaming bags of dog launched by trebuchet, and also floated in NY harbor and not some scenic shore somewhere. I would watch that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 01:32 AM (snZF9)
@Telegraph
·
9h
🔴 BBC Persian, which broadcasts to audiences inside Iran, mistranslated remarks by the US secretary of defence, telling viewers Washington was bringing death to the Iranian “people."
Purposefully mistranslated.
Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2026 01:36 AM (slFzJ)
And half- and step-cousins, but it's harder to draw divorces and remarriages on a family tree.
Double cousins happen when a pair of siblings marries another pair of siblings. One of my grandmother's sisters was married to one of my grandfather's brothers, so my father has double-first-cousins. (And I have double-first-cousins-once-removed.) Double cousins, because my Dad's mom's sister's kid, and his dad's brother's kid, are the same kid.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 01:36 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2026 01:37 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Or if they just drop it....
Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (founder of the Islamic Republic of Iran) on June 6, 1989, after his death on June 3.
As the body was being transported in an open wooden coffin, the coffin was dropped or overturned multiple times.
The body fell out onto the ground, partially exposing it (feet and parts of the body visible as the shroud was torn).
Revolutionary Guards fired warning shots in the air, used hoses to disperse people, and struggled to retrieve the body.
Posted by: Miklos, Old Ways are Best ways at March 07, 2026 01:39 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:39 AM (oVzgM)
BIL likes *abc* nooz, but thankfully we can have volume OFF and closed-captions ON, and he can consume the sh!t sandwiches (willingly!) while I don't have to hear any of it. Yay!
Saw obastard on teevee for a moment, but deliberately ignored the CC because fk him-- I don't care what he spews. Ugh!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at March 07, 2026 01:43 AM (Al4HM)
YOUR TOLERANCE IS
islam will dominate the world
OUR WEAPON
https://tinyurl.com/3cnvprst
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 01:25 AM (83+LM)
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I'm keeping a copy of that image. One of the loudmouths in new york city is telling everybody, "We're taking over".
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:43 AM (TM2g0)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2026 01:45 AM (k4T4e)
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 01:46 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: John Frum at March 07, 2026 01:47 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2026 01:45 AM (k4T4e
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Isn't it cute?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 01:47 AM (TA9gW)
"We will not ACCEPT migrants from any Western European country."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 01:48 AM (83+LM)
Next hurdle: the photo ID.. can't do much else without that.
I will help him replace his other documents, get auto-deductions stopped on accounts he no longer requires, replace his cell phone.
And then he can GTF away.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
"We will not ACCEPT migrants from any Western European country."
Posted by: Braenyard
What it means-
Hungary gave citizenship to ethno-Hungarians from neighboring countries. The US did not want to include them in the Visa-free system to visit the US. Because....gypsies.
Now Hungary thinks that an EU citizenship or papers has nothing to do with being European. Which is correct, and the US government is trying to figure this out too.
BUT...about 2 million Hungarians now live in other EU countries and the UK.
A sticky wicket, old chaps
Posted by: Monocitizen Miklos at March 07, 2026 01:54 AM (Al4HM)
YOUR TOLERANCE IS
islam will dominate the world
OUR WEAPON
https://tinyurl.com/3cnvprst
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 01:25 AM (83+LM)
When we stop being tolerant is when they should worry. They won't like us when we're angry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 01:55 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 01:57 AM (RVnoa)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
If he comes back, you plan on tarring and feathering him, using your tarbending skills? (grin)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 01:57 AM (S/Y4j)
Sweet dreams Horde, I am trying to adapt to less of a vampire schedule. Old habits die hard.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 07, 2026 01:58 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Insom needs to wake up and get to work
Could use illegals on day release from Alligator Alley if he needs cheap labor
Posted by: Miklos thinks "right tool for the job" at March 07, 2026 01:58 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 01:55 AM (snZF9)
I'm a very peaceful guy until I ain't.
Posted by: Reforger at March 07, 2026 01:58 AM (KjMtX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 01:59 AM (RVnoa)
Are they shipping bad shit?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 01:59 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Miklos at March 07, 2026 01:59 AM (Al4HM)
Yeah, once BIL has photo ID, he gets the boot.
I've *had it* already w/him... Jeepers, what a leech!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
*serves DLV and Bers Milwaukees' Best*
This oughtta get em going
Posted by: Miklos at some personal risk at March 07, 2026 02:01 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 02:03 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:04 AM (RVnoa)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 02:05 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Spoken like a Viking
Right now I only got PBR (the Natty Daddy's are for Darleen) but I got a few Olde English 800s for Special Guests
Posted by: Miklos notes that these are the Big Bottle Olde English 800s at March 07, 2026 02:07 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Reforger at March 07, 2026 02:09 AM (KjMtX)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:09 AM (RVnoa)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I guess that's why WD labeled it "cargo cult." The original was seen, but not understood.
And this, too, is the story of everything Democrats ever did.
Posted by: mikeski
>He did manage to get it to rotate 180deg. That should have been some clue. Meanwhile, the assembled crowd are using cell phones to capture video.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 07, 2026 02:10 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Miklos way to lazy fo dat at March 07, 2026 02:12 AM (Al4HM)
youtu.be/ir6C8wdavH8
Posted by: Tarbender
I don't think I've heard that one before. And I don't think I would have recognized it as Cheap Trick if I had. It doesn't have the tongue-in-cheek style I associate with them.
Probably because I just know their radio hits: Surrender, The Flame, Dream Police, I Want You To Want Me.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 02:13 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Miklos notes
Ain't no bottle full enough, ain't no hangover low enough. Wait, wut? Jammin to AIC...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:14 AM (RVnoa)
That's why I like it. Because it's not the overhyped CheapTrick that made the airwaves so much!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
*Mik9,,Mik9*
*Mik9 here need ammo and a keg*
*roger Mik9*
*and small festive umbrellas and more ammo*
*Good to have the A-Team, Mik9*
Posted by: Tehran CIA Station chief at March 07, 2026 02:17 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
He still understood helicopters better than I understand autogyros.
Helicopter: powered spinning blades that push air down to provide lift. This makes perfect sense.
Autogyro: unpowered spinning blades that push air up to provide lift? This is backwards and also backwards and furthermore is backwards.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 02:17 AM (VHUov)
Ax Pixy
Posted by: Miklos
I've never tried to down one upright.
Hmmm...
...Those days are behind me.
It's brewed in Texas and universally rejected by every Aussie I've ever met. When I worked ski the Aussies I hired all were gaga over Corona.
Posted by: Reforger at March 07, 2026 02:20 AM (KjMtX)
Shit hits fan.
Sam Altman secures contract for openAI then calls Trump a dictator.
They are still in the middle of a slap fight while we are in the middle of a war. A lash to the both of them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 02:20 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:24 AM (rdVOm)
Pour. Just pour.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:27 AM (Wxuvv)
youtu.be/ir6C8wdavH8
Posted by: Tarbender
That was some weird shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 02:28 AM (snZF9)
Pour. Just pour.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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Yazza!
*pourin' here like a boss, Boss!*
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:31 AM (Wxuvv)
Posted by: Just Mentioning Miklos at March 07, 2026 02:31 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 02:03 AM (83+LM)
Yes, feel free to snoopy dance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 02:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
But perhaps, Grasshopper, you repeat yourself
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 07, 2026 02:32 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Tarbender
damm
Lots of "wastage and breakage" in the inventory this week
happens
Posted by: Assistant Manager Miklos knows the F&B bidnis at March 07, 2026 02:35 AM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:36 AM (Wxuvv)
Posted by: Berserker
Nah. That was so normal it was wearing a necktie.
This is some weird shit:
https://youtu.be/5geU-Y31e_M
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 02:36 AM (VHUov)
*Real Men* guzzle straight from the pitcher. No mug, no glass, no straw. They chug and spill down their chin without embarrassment while consuming as much, as quickly, as possible before their wives/gf's can catch them "in the act"
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker
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Before *your time* Bers?
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
No, not before my time. No doubt during my time. It was just frigging weird. Its like it was pieced together from scraps of shit that didn't make it into other songs from a half dozen different genres of music.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 02:39 AM (snZF9)
David Gilmour - Comfortably Numb Live in Pompeii 2016
https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568
Incidentally, instead of a signature guitar, you can buy a signature pre-loaded pickguard with pickups, wiring, and controls for $350; you can get an entire Squier Stratocaster guitar for less, but it actually looks like a good deal for tone-chasers. For an artist of his renown, a signature guitar could easily break the $2K mark -- and that's the plebe version. The fancy version could be over $5K. We're better off this way.
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/search?s=david+gilmour
Posted by: SciVo at March 07, 2026 02:41 AM (Sy6m/)
This is some weird shit:
https://youtu.be/5geU-Y31e_M
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 02:36 AM (VHUov)
WTF???!!!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 02:41 AM (snZF9)
https://youtu.be/5geU-Y31e_M
Posted by: mikeski
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oH, fuck, that's not weird, Webster doesn't have a word for that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 02:43 AM (83+LM)
Posted by: Tarbender
And!? Catch this! *grab* Next...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 07, 2026 02:44 AM (Wxuvv)
Posted by: Berserker
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Still, the most *listenable* from that particular band, IMO. Heh.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 02:47 AM (VHUov)
https://youtu.be/5geU-Y31e_M
Posted by: mikeski
From Canada? Quebec even?
Are you really surprised?
Posted by: Miklos is oddly unsurprisee at March 07, 2026 02:54 AM (Al4HM)
Friday Cafe
Griffith Observatory, LA
Brandon Yoshizawa
Golden retrievers help mom raise the baby. Netflix crime "documentaries" are fake and gay and follow a rote script. Speaking of fake and gay: Fake Star Trek writers aren't sending their best. Border collie is now in middle-level management. Monument Valley.
Pretty sure I’d dribble a little if I saw this!
— Tickle (@TickleTexts) March 6, 2026
pic.twitter.com/TXMkE4aw8S
Australian sunset.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Vhfx1PXrye
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 6, 2026
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A lot of interesting history of that area, there was a lot of opposition to turning it into a national park. Private landholders, among them Randolph Hearst of newspaper fame, owned getaway cabins and such.
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Posted by: I member zebra at March 06, 2026 07:29 PM (+abK1)
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" did an awesome parody of Making of a Murderer or whatever that Netflix show was...
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Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:32 PM (SpYDH)
238 213 I got my little tom-cat back from the vets for a neutering, and he is having the worst time with the e-collar. He keeps tripping and going face down.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR)
Well, duh. You cut out an important part of his guidance system.
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Posted by: Advo at March 06, 2026 07:29 PM
As with all bat-like thing sightings, a boon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)
( holds up 3.0 card)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)
My wife worked for the Naval Postgrad School. So, when the Angles were in town they'd do fly overs, really low over her building.
When the Thunderbirds were in town, they'd spank the shit out of the entire campus.
Then, there was the Army. Doing rooftop repelling. With nobody noticing. Yea.. they were that good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 07:36 PM (jtM2q)
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" did an awesome parody of Making of a Murderer or whatever that Netflix show was...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Just started watching Young Sherlock on Amazon Prime. Interesting.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 07:36 PM (oKJ0C)
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Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 07:39 PM (GD0B3)
Third was most amusing. Flyover by a B-1 at an Air Force/BYU football game. Really, REALLY low. We were up near the rim of the stadium, noise was close to hearing-damage level if not at it (everyone covered their ears). B-1 was in wings-back configuration and really moving. We smelled the exhaust. Pilot got in hot water later. Crowd loved it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:39 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 07:34 PM
Fuck you.
Posted by: The Mullahs at March 06, 2026 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 07:34 PM
Fuck you.
Posted by: The Mullahs at March 06, 2026 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:38 PM
A Yakovlev Yak-9, Yak-7B, or Yak-3?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
Lots of impressive stuff including the Blue Angels but the B2 coming up the bay, low over our heads, was spectacular. Much more impressive in real life than on video.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)
First pet name and the first street you lived on = Porn Name.
Bismarck Kearsarge
Meh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:24 PM (y9nCu)
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My porn name would be Sport Blanton.
The Wifey's would be Bubbles Maple. lmao
Wifey says she's got Big Bubbles and she cannot lie ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:44 PM (CM8PF)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
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Yak-130. I had to look it up. Trainer/light combat aircraft. Bounced by Israeli F-35I
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Advo at March 06, 2026 07:29 PM (jO4mz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEL8xx6448Y
2011, Not my video, etc. I was there but not as drunk as they were yet
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:45 PM (jrgJz)
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Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:39 PM (U/Byj)
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In 2005, the flight line at Alpena CRTC was much closer to the buildings along it, all of which have been subsequently replaced. Anyhoo, arriving early to my work station on a chilly morning, I was gratified when one of the F-16s fired up its engine and bathed me in nice, warm jetwash. Downright cozy.
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Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:48 PM (aTgV0)
Lots of impressive stuff including the Blue Angels but the B2 coming up the bay, low over our heads, was spectacular. Much more impressive in real life than on video.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)
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I grew up in Las Vegas in the '60s and '70s about a dozen miles from Nellis Air Force Base -- home of The Thunderbirds -- and we got to frequently watch them practice their stunt-flying overhead.
In '89 I moved to the Silicon Valley and Bay Area for work, and the Blue Angels would fly over downtown San Francisco and The Bay during "Fleet Week."
Back when most Democrats still loved America, and everybody working would go outside to see them.
Damn, makes me wanna cry ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (CM8PF)
F-117. Must have flown out of White Sands.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (cntUY)
Obama broke out in tears at Jackson's funeral today.
Geez Louise, get a life. Can't you enjoy the money you have and shut the fuck up?
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (aTgV0)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:24 PM (y9nCu)
Beauregard Aleutian. Could go with Bobo instead.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (SfVf3)
Does the thing defy gravity not just radar waves?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (cntUY)
Damn, makes me wanna cry ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (CM8PF)
We get Arctic Thunder air show every other year. All over the Anchorage bowl. You can hear it across the inlet. Awesome to watch, shakes the entire city.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:51 PM (I40wl)
It's about Mennonite drug dealers.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 07:51 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (SfVf3)
It's because of the Honey Badger's FCC complaint about equal access...
Next, they are going after Big Penguin.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 07:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Fluffy Route 1 at March 06, 2026 07:52 PM (XE5AP)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)
DH used to hold our Australian Terrier over, not in, the hot tub, and the little shit would swim like mad. Not in the water, mind you. Over it.
It's a pretty natural response for dogs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:53 PM (I40wl)
Because of this ornithological handicap, penguins have historically been confined to the nether regions of the planet. After the Nazi-penguin collaboration from the 30s up until the early 60s,
and the subsequent rise of Big Penguin, the mephitic menace has spread across the southern hemisphere, with it's beady little eye on the remainder of the so far untainted northern portion of Earth.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 06, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
We arrived late and had to park quite a distance away. As we were walking into the airfield, some military aircraft was diving straight down from several thousand feet right above us -- and then went horizontal just above the main parking lot.
The vibration was so violent during that maneuver that all of the car alarms went off at the same time ... it was hilarious.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:54 PM (CM8PF)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:54 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:51 PM (I40wl)
Back when the SAC base was open here, we had the Merced Air Show. At the time, it was YUGE.... hundreds and hundreds of historic planes.
Merced Antique Fly in... shut down in the 70's.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mP0Kj)
I never worked in Silicon Valley but I did work for a couple Valley based companies roughly around that time. I loved going to the Bay Area back then.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)
Geez Louise, get a life. Can't you enjoy the money you have and shut the fuck up?
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)
He can't, because he's a douchebag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 07:54 PM (mP0Kj)
There is still the EAA Fly In at Oshkosh. Everything shows up there. You can get recordings from the tower, identifying all sorts of odd things coming and going. It is rather entertaining.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:56 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)
Douchebags are useful. He is a flatworm.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Chinook South 5th at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (ESVrU)
I said, WTF was that?
The next day they unveiled it to the press. But for a whole day I thought I'd seen some sort of UFO.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (HRH9e)
Don't tell anyone!
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM
We won't, but be advised that ICE is starting to use Subaru as undercover vehicles.
For some reason the Left doesn't approve of this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)
I was stuck in my office all week. But, we saw the show that weekend. Dammit I love that shit. My grandpa was a Boeing/NASA engineer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)
Even 10 years ago we used to hold Sword Fighting practice in Golden Gate Park... weekly... over by the Archery Range.
Now... would not enter that area without a gun...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 07:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Fluffy Route 1
Me neither.
Posted by: Chinook South 5th at March 06, 2026 07:57 PM (NFX2v)
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Quit yer whinin'!
Posted by: Fido Jean Baptiste Point du Sable Lake Shore Drive at March 06, 2026 07:59 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Wenda at March 06, 2026 07:59 PM (8eeWV)
Loudest thing ever was an AV-8B in the hover at Miramar. Unbelievably loud. Next was the sound of F-14s making arrested landings on the USS JFK (even on the top of the island). They gun their engines upon touchdown in case they miss the cables.
Third was most amusing. Flyover by a B-1 at an Air Force/BYU football game. Really, REALLY low. We were up near the rim of the stadium, noise was close to hearing-damage level if not at it (everyone covered their ears). B-1 was in wings-back configuration and really moving. We smelled the exhaust. Pilot got in hot water later. Crowd loved it.
Posted by: rhomboid
Cold war 1980s variant of the kc-135. Those pieces of noisy shite need to be burned at the ramp.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 07:59 PM (QVmho)
F-117. Must have flown out of White Sands.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 06, 2026
My sister was born in White Sands.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:00 PM (Wmg4n)
and the subsequent rise of Big Penguin, the mephitic menace has spread across the southern hemisphere, with it's beady little eye on the remainder of the so far untainted northern portion of Earth.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 06, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
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"Cucker Qatarlson, Jussie Owens, and rock-ribbed conservative St. Nick have assured me that Big Penguin is an arm of The Jewish Mind- and Weather-Controller Conspiracies, and have blackmailed Trump & Erika Kirk into going to War over their heinous acts of child-trafficking and -rape as depicted in The Epstein Files! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 08:00 PM (CM8PF)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2026 08:01 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Chinook South 5th at March 06, 2026 08:01 PM (NFX2v)
everyone is gangsta until the sky starts losing pixels
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR)
Some of the maneuvers look crazy but the aircraft is actually way way within it's structural design envelope at low Q and mach.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (rbvCR)
>>Now... would not enter that area without a gun...
The thing that is so infuriating about what leftists have done to the places they infest is that it can all be turned around so fast. We've seen what has happened in DC in a few weeks. But they choose to live with this shit and ruin it for everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 07:59 PM (QVmho)
Grew up 1.5 miles from Castle Air Force Base... B-52 training base, with KC-135s, and F-104s for a bit.
Day and night Touch and Go's... often 24/7... Yes, I can ignore Jet noises.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Trudy Saratoga
Trudy is a name you do not hear very often.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)
Guinness World Records
Loudest aircraft | Guinness World Records
The loudest aircraft ever flown was likely the Republic XF-84H "Thunderscreech", a turboprop-driven variant of the US Air Force's F-84 Thunderjet fighter. No scientific measurement…
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com › world-records
Must be true. It's Guinness.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 08:05 PM (/lPRQ)
I find it oddly soothing, as I slowly wake up in the morning. I go to work pretty early, because land surveyors are like my grandpa.
"We're burning daylight here! Let's go!" An hour later, the sun rises.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 08:06 PM (snZF9)
Day and night Touch and Go's... often 24/7... Yes, I can ignore Jet noises.
Posted by: Romeo13
High frequency hearing loss, the world ends and nothing exists but that jp8 being turned into noise.
I am a 100% supporter of manpads. And pilot ambush with lead pipes to the knees. But mostly lead pipes to the knees of the noise makers.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:07 PM (QVmho)
Muffet Madison.
Evidently I'm the new Willow.
Posted by: MkY at March 06, 2026 08:07 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 08:07 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Common Tater
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John Wayne and his refurbished minesweeper.
Whatever. About the only way to get away from all the busybodies is a nice boat or a thousand acres.
Sometimes a boat is easier to get to.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:08 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:08 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 08:09 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 06, 2026 08:09 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:10 PM (3uBP9)
First pet name and the first street you lived on = Porn Name.
Muffet Madison.
Evidently I'm the new Willow.
Posted by: MkY
Smokey Chester
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:11 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 06, 2026 08:11 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM
This does not bode well.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)
I went out with a Gertrude back in high school
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:12 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:12 PM (3sXRv)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)
I''m getting a barge so that I may float out and watch the burning times from a distance.
Posted by: Braenyard
The zombies can climb anchor chains. Have you not seen Pirates of the Caribean movies?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:13 PM (QVmho)
Ajax Timberview
I.miss that dog. He was a good boy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:03 PM (83+LM)
The B-2 supposedly uses plasma discharge over sections of the wing to modify the airflow, and change the lift potential and stall speed or the wing.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 08:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:15 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)
Dutchess Allen Lane
My first memories are from around four years old
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:18 PM (3sXRv)
Although if we mean our own dogs. And adult homes.
Ajax Timberview
I.miss that dog. He was a good boy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Bwahahahahhaa!
MegaRoy's Shadow Wood
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:19 PM (QVmho)
"We're burning daylight here! Let's go!" An hour later, the sun rises.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Having tried to do a long shot with a transit in the afternoon in Ontario Oregon and later near Burns, early is better for a lot of reasons. It is hard to see for the thermals.
Of course, that is all ancient tech now, everyone uses GPS, and no-one knows what a Philly rod is.
(I have been fired from a lot of jobs and that was one of them!)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 08:00 PM (CM8PF)
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I saw Ace talking about some of this earlier, and what I would like to see him do is pick standard Ace Style Guide names for these people and ONLY use them, never the names of the grifters so they are denied free advertising and web presence.
I was trying to make that point when he was getting worked up, but his fur was up and he wasn't listening. Maybe some of the COBs can explain it to him that there is actually an entire genre of advertising based on "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT [BLANK] JUST DID! IT'S TERRIBLE! and then you click on the link to find out how awful it is.
That is their business model now. Feel free to trash them, but instead of using the right names, settle on Ace-approved (tm) substitutes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 08:22 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:13 PM (QVmho)
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This was one of the more retarded ideas of the Zombie Survival Guide. Um, why would mindless creatures climb something just because it is there? Why doesn't this apply to telephone poles and power lines?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:12 PM (3sXRv)
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You were probably doing her a favor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 08:23 PM (mNdmn)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 06, 2026 08:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)
Out of McConnell AFB generally training and way out over plains. But people would complain and the AFB would put out a statement. It really was nothing more than a muffled fart and some mild shaking by the time it got to the city.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:24 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 06, 2026 08:24 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Because there isn't food up telephone poles or power lines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
I used to live within earshot of a USAF base. You could always tell by the sound when the Navy came for a visit.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 08:25 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:19 PM (QVmho)
Heh. Nice. Sounds like a badass cool guy DnD character.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I member zebra at March 06, 2026 07:25 PM (+abK1)
I'm inclined to agree. I don't think that bird has the kind of thrust it takes to maintain a back angle that steep for that length of time.
And speaking of bank angle, it'd be nuts to really turn a seriously expensive B-2 that steeply. The odds of pulling a Lt. Col. Bud Holland would be unacceptable.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 08:27 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:27 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 08:27 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:29 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Fluffy Route 1
Yeah, I get Smoky 188. Needs a better street name. Smoky works, though.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 06, 2026 08:30 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)
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How would they know that? What reservoir of knowledge are they drawing upon to know that?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 06, 2026 08:31 PM (h7ZuX)
This was one of the more retarded ideas of the Zombie Survival Guide. Um, why would mindless creatures climb something just because it is there? Why doesn't this apply to telephone poles and power lines?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
They can hear the sound of the living through the acoustic amplifier of the water with the barge's hull as the sounding board?
Any bubble headed sonar nerds here?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:31 PM (QVmho)
Any bubble headed sonar nerds here?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:31 PM (QVmho)
They would also attack whales
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Smell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
They would also attack whales
Posted by: Kindltot
Zombie killer whales!
Stop the world, i gotta get off.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:33 PM (QVmho)
Any bubble headed sonar nerds here?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:31 PM (QVmho)
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Their minds have completely degenerated but they possess the neural capacity to differentiate sound signatures that are beyond anything they had when their brains actually functioned. Sure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 08:34 PM (vFG9F)
"At the order of Secretary of War Hegseth, SOUTHCOM Commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan directed the joint force to support Ecuadorian forces conducing lethal kinetic operations against Designated Terrorist Organizations within Ecuador March 6,” US Southern Command said....
At the request of Ecuador, the Department of War executed targeted action to advance our shared objective of dismantling narco-terrorist networks.
This operation demonstrates the power of coordinated action and sends a clear message: narco-terrorist networks will not find refuge in our hemisphere."
Pentagon Statement
https://tinyurl.com/duzmupj7
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 08:34 PM (vbXSk)
If you land in Cuna, i'll let all the passengers go free unharmed.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:35 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)
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You can smell the surface under water? Does the anchor chain provide a smell corridor for them?
I assume they'd also climb moored buoys and just bob out there for eternity - or till seagulls pecked them to death. Huge conga lines of zombies gathered, each waiting to be bird food.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:35 PM (ZOv7s)
the jack punk
his mom
ted
the loser who raped the girl
the other loser who was in congress & got busted high on pills…patches?
that’s just off the top of my head
Posted by: cherries in season at March 06, 2026 08:36 PM (LqeC6)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 08:34 PM (vbXSk)
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We are officially the "strong horse."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:37 PM (3uBP9)
Growing up sonic booms by Navy jets were not uncommon (shook the sliding glass doors real good). NAS Miramar not far away. Different universe back then, of course, sonic booms long since prohibited over populated coastal zone. Good 6th grade friend's father was a squadron skipper (VF-213).
Angels have their first show out in El Centro a week from tomorrow. Not sure I can go this time, but it's been great in the past (much much smaller than Miramar show, easier, though a drive).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 08:38 PM (U/Byj)
We are talking about two different things. I am talking power lines and telephone poles.
I would go with the classic zombie thing where an island would be a perfect place to build civilization- or at least a bastion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: cherries in season at March 06, 2026 08:39 PM (LqeC6)
The thing I remember most was that she lived in a hard to get to, out of the way section of Cleveland.
Made dating a real endeavor ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:39 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)
I posited how Captai. James T Kirk would deal with each of the bete noires of the day.
In answer to your question: yes. Yes I am.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)
Made dating a real endeavor ...
Posted by: browndog says woof
Down in an oil sump in The Flats?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:40 PM (cYBz/)
I would go with the classic zombie thing where an island would be a perfect place to build civilization- or at least a bastion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They could still walk across the water body's floor and right back up o to land, though. You'd need a moat/bailey style of reinforced defenses to whack them as theynattempted to ascend the walls. Basic 3rd century defense of a stronghold tactics.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:41 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 08:27 PM (/HDaX)
That very thought crossed my mind.
Also wondered about the opsec of crew members sending out cell phone videos of their ships engaged in actual military operations.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 08:42 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 08:00 PM
The truth is that they, along with everything else that is evil and unholy, are flippers of Big Penguin.
Like rust, Big Penguin never sleeps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 08:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:40 PM (cYBz/)
Bratenahl ... just no easy way to get there, unless you're in Euclid.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:42 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:41 PM (QVmho)
But why would they do that if they couldn't smell the food?
Far north and go Viking would also be a plan. Frozen zombies are not agile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:40 PM (cYBz/)
Isn't that where the Torso Killer left his victims corpses?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)
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Capitol Theater, Passaic, NJ
youtube.com/watch?v=pBp441mQWsg
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:44 PM (83+LM)
But why would they do that if they couldn't smell the food?
Far north and go Viking would also be a plan. Frozen zombies are not agile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Now I'm back to the aural senses of the zombie, they were drawn to the brain food by sound of human habitation.
Apex predators, but shambling and slow.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:44 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 08:45 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:44 PM (QVmho)
Joe Biden ... with a brain
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:45 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:44 PM (QVmho)
How are they supposed to hear that over the waves. I am talking ocean island off the coast, not river island.
Maybe Mississipi River?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Yep - that's the place. The Flats were tough enough during the 70's. I can't imaging the place in the 30's.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 08:47 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:37 PM (3uBP9)
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Our sailors in the Gulf are totally allowed unlimited access to TikTok.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Yep - that's the place. The Flats were tough enough during the 70's. I can't imaging the place in the 30's.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/)
When was this taking place ?
We moved to Cleveland in '60. I don't remember hearing about this growing up.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:47 PM (cYBz/)
The bad part about a good memory is I cannot delete. So if I idly decided to read books on serial killers in college...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)
Made dating a real endeavor ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:39 PM (3sXRv)
The most humiliated I've ever been was when I was driving a girl home from a date and I couldn't get up her street in ice. I tried like 3 times and would slide back. I thought the date was great until then. I was walking up with her she said bye. I said I would carry her she said forced a smile and said no thanks and walked the rest of the way while I stood there like a dork.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:49 PM (3uBP9)
Apex predators, but shambling and slow.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 08:44 PM (QVmho)
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They wander the ocean floor looking for whales.
I mean, why are they in the water in the first place? Do normal people just wade into rivers, lakes and oceans? Where is this imperative coming from?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)
But........ Did not see Big Mike there !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:48 PM (3sXRv)
1930s. Iirc, Elliot Ness was involved in the manhunt. The method matched the Black Dahlia murder (although i think the Cleveland victims were dudes) so they think it might be the same guy. Regardless, never caught.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:49 PM (3uBP9)
Ohhhh dear ...
That shit stays with you doesn't it ?!?!
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: penguin at March 06, 2026 08:51 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)
Ahhh ... that explains it.
We lived in the Heights. Supposedly Elliot, or a his mom ... some family member lived across the street: East Overlook and Mornington Lane ... spooky damn house.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:53 PM (3sXRv)
Instead of lifeboats, crews are issued black capsules.
Makes Waterworld look like a best-case scenario.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (cYBz/)
I'm so shocked I never heard this story before ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:54 PM (3sXRv)
That shit stays with you doesn't it ?!?!
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (3sXRv)
And this was in Kansas, the one f'ing hill in the state of Kansas.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:54 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Decaf at March 06, 2026 08:55 PM (OP9Gm)
Abby is married, Brittany is not.
They share one set of reproductive organs.
Someone on X is claiming that they, and Abby's husband, are all going to hell because of this.
I... don't think so.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 08:55 PM (IG3/x)
Makes Waterworld look like a best-case scenario.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Maybe zombification has the opposite affect on sharks and they become cuddly sea buddies.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Like George Mallory said of the mountains ...
Because it's there
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:56 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:54 PM (3uBP9)
lol ...
I mean, it's not like anyone had a lot of practice with them.
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 08:57 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 06, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)
Abby is married, Brittany is not.
They share one set of reproductive organs.
Someone on X is claiming that they, and Abby's husband, are all going to hell because of this.
I... don't think so.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Everyone fails to look on the bright side. Abby and her hubby will always have a sitter.
But, talk about getting your freak on. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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"The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" is nominally set in the American west, but the lens through which the Civil War is shown is that of the Spanish Civil War. The bit where the two armies are slogging it out over a river crossing is based on the Battle of the Ebro. Look it up or buy my book.
Adding an additional complication, the Nationalists (who were rebels) are actually identified with the Union because they won. Of course, the final showdown took place in a war cemetary.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (xl8DV)
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 06, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)
After RERP they sound a bit different.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (3uBP9)
Well, yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:52 PM (viF8m)
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Normal. He said normal.
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
But, talk about getting your freak on. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (cYBz/)
I'm trying to envision what Brittany was doing to occupy her time ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 09:00 PM (3sXRv)
Geez Louise, get a life. Can't you enjoy the money you have and shut the fuck up?
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (3ek7K)
He can't, because he's a douchebag.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
It's a pose. Performance art.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 09:00 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at March 06, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)
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I did a TDY at Ramstein, staying off-base in a hotel at the end of the runway. It was summer, no A/C so I opened the windows. Every day at 0600 a C-17 took off and flew directly overhead.
When I came home, I woke up early on my first morning back, because the plane noise was missing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)
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Normal. He said normal.
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (79pEw)
bluebell off the top rope ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 09:01 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)
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I've got to keep my hand in, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2026 09:02 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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"The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" is nominally set in the American west, but the lens through which the Civil War is shown is that of the Spanish Civil War. The bit where the two armies are slogging it out over a river crossing is based on the Battle of the Ebro. Look it up or buy my book.
Adding an additional complication, the Nationalists (who were rebels) are actually identified with the Union because they won. Of course, the final showdown took place in a war cemetary.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
And, the movie was filmed in Spain.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 09:02 PM (Wg6v7)
But, talk about getting your freak on. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (cYBz/)
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The obvious observation is that conjoined twins have a completely different (or should I say "nonexistent") sense of privacy. It's not even a thing.
Any freakishness is on the part of the husband...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)
OK.... Then we will level every city in Iran until you cease !!
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at March 06, 2026 09:03 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 09:02 PM (Wg6v7)
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That's what I mean. The crew, director, everyone was like "Oh, civil war? Yeah, we get that." And so it's more about their civil war than ours. The bit about Tuco's brother being a priest and the wounded being tended by monks is kind of weird in an American context, but of course Spanish Protestants in 1936 would have been found only in the International Brigades.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (kyr9/)
Maybe the first prequel, which is ironic since it’s the last film in a non-trilogy, trilogy.
Could be the first meta film series.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 09:01 PM (3sXRv)
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Brutal. I like it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 08:58 PM (cYBz/)
Yeah, it's kinda weird, but I'm thinking not "go to Hell" weird.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:06 PM (IG3/x)
Maybe the first prequel, which is ironic since it’s the last film in a non-trilogy, trilogy.
Could be the first meta film series.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)
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Yeah, the trilogy goes in reverse order. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
If I recall correctly, Jackson said he was gonna cut Barack's balls off.
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:06 PM (IG3/x)
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Correct.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)
What are Gay Friendly Maps ???
The more and more we hear about Biden, the more he deserves that his Boney Lying Sack of S**t body should be Drawn and Quartered....
This guy is absolutely DISGUSTING .....
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 06, 2026 09:09 PM (38587)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)
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Barry didn't have a problem with that because Michelle had already done the deed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)
If I recall correctly, Jackson said he was gonna cut Barack's balls off.
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)
How was Jesse going to tie down Mooch for the procedure?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:09 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:39 PM (U/Byj)
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In 2005, the flight line at Alpena CRTC was much closer to the buildings along it, all of which have been subsequently replaced. Anyhoo, arriving early to my work station on a chilly morning, I was gratified when one of the F-16s fired up its engine and bathed me in nice, warm jetwash. Downright cozy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 07:47 PM (ZOv7s)
On the flight line at Clark, working on top of an F-4, badly hungover, on a balmy Philippine morning, 90 degrees and 90% humidity at 0800, with a couple of other F-4s with engines running, 20 feet or so in front of the aircraft you're on top of, "cozy" is not the word that immediately comes to mind. I love the smell of hot JP-4 exhaust in the morning. Smells like I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: a.moron at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (XV/Pl)
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Yeah, the trilogy goes in reverse order. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
What I liked a lot is in TGTBTU , when Clint gives a smoke to the dying confederate soldier is when he first picks up the famous poncho that he wears in Fistful of Dollars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (fSA1n)
Yeah, it's kinda weird, but I'm thinking not "go to Hell" weird.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:06 PM (IG3/x)
I dunno. Every time he got it on with his wife, it qualified as group sex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (y9nCu)
They wasted no time hiking the prices.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:13 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2026 09:13 PM (kyr9/)
If I recall correctly, Jackson said he was gonna cut Barack's balls off.
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 09:08 PM (Q+gd/)
How was Jesse going to tie down Mooch for the procedure?
Easy... Mooch has them in a jar in the refrigerator next to the boiled eggs..
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 06, 2026 09:13 PM (38587)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Where is 'here' ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:13 PM (QGaXH)
Here, every station pegged to 2.99.
I realize this is still not horrible, but it was about a .50 increase.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Franco's government was still censoring film at the time, not as hard as in the 50's and 60's so there was a thirst for Spanish civil war film.
I just bobbled over the priests because the Good the Bad and the Ugly was set in the Southwest and a lot of the locals were Catholic and there would have been a sizeable Catholic infrastructure.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: a.moron at March 06, 2026 09:11 PM (X5Jzz)
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Sucked to be you.
There was a joke back in the day that if the Air Force gave a medal for photography while being badly hungover, our entire office would be on its third oak leaf cluster.
"Airman Lloyd, you are tore up. How much did you drink last night?"
"Only one, First Shirt, but it was *this big*."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
"Was it good for you?"
Abby and Brittney - "Yes".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:16 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 09:16 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (QGaXH)
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Michigan! On the banks of the Red Cedar!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (QGaXH)
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Michigan! On the banks of the Red Cedar!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Holds up hand, palm facing out.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 09:02 PM (Wg6v7)
And with an Italian production company that also looked at the world from the Catholic side.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (fSA1n)
I just bobbled over the priests because the Good the Bad and the Ugly was set in the Southwest and a lot of the locals were Catholic and there would have been a sizeable Catholic infrastructure.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Much of it works as being part of the American Southwest, but the troop densities were not high enough for massive attritional assaults. If a position was strongly held, it could be bypassed. This bothered me when I first saw it, but after digging into the Spanish Civil War (don't forget to buy your copy of Long Live Death today!) I realized that they were going off of the Ebro campaign, which was a bloody, back-breaking attritional slog. Spain's Verdun. Lots of criticism for Franco in choosing to push back the Republican salient vs making an attack elsewhere, but it does parallel Grant's siege of Petersburg, pinning down forces that could not be moved elsewhere. When the Ebro front was restored, Franco's subsequent offensive into Catalonia completely shattered Republican resistance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 09:22 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (/HDaX)
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It's much, much cleaner than when I was an undergrad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)
It is always a rifle that is priced higher than I want to pay.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:19 PM (rbvCR)
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The Italians of course supported Franco and sent huge amounts of aid, far more than the Germans. The Italians and Spanish also got along much better.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 06, 2026 09:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:25 PM (ZOv7s)
There was a Spanish civil war zombie movie that was called in English The Valley of the Dead, and in Spanish Malnazidos
It has pretty accurate uniforms, and it is a Zombie movie where an insane German army unit is creating zombies to fight back the Republican forces, and zombies can't tell the difference
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:29 PM (jgJIy)
It is always a rifle that is priced higher than I want to pay.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 09:24 PM (rbvCR)
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Spanish Civil War surplus is fascinating, and I own one of the few Mosins made in 1938 that made it into Spain. This is somewhat controversial, but there is solid evidence that there was a shipment from the USSR to Spain in early 1938, and there are at least two other documented examples of rifles marked "1938" that came from Spain.
It's generally held that only Mosins marked 1936 or 1937 saw service in Spain. Of course, lots of older ones also showed up there as the Soviet emptied their stocks of ancient weapons. I saw a 19th Century Mosin with a beautiful Czarist crest go for a small fortune and it was clearly out of Franco's weapon haul.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)
@sentdefender
The U.S. Navy is preparing to deploy a third carrier strike group to the Middle East near Iran in the coming weeks, according to a report by Fox News, with the USS George H. W. Bush (CVN-77) and her Carrier Strike Group having now completing their Composite Training Unit Exercise (COMPTUEX), expected to depart from Naval Station Norfolk in Virginia sometime before the end of March for a regularly scheduled deployment to the U.S. 5th Fleet Area-of-Responsibility. However, due to the ongoing hostilities with Iran, it is not known if she will relieve the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-7
, who entered the Red Sea on Thursday and has been deployed now for nearly 11-months, or if she will arrive to further reinforce the U.S. Navy in the Middle East.Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 09:30 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Same here. The early to mid 80's, it wasn't the most pleasant.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 09:31 PM (/HDaX)
What are Gay Friendly Maps ???
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 06, 2026 09:09 PM (38587)
I dunno, but if anyone tells you not to visit a place on those maps, because it is a shithole, believe them.
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:31 PM (jgJIy)
I figure that's what we're waiting for the Ayatollahs to do.
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:33 PM (jgJIy)
Ecstacy of Gold:
https://tinyurl.com/47523hu8
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 09:33 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 09:31 PM (/HDaX)
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I'm local, and recall fishing in the Red Cedar with a friend in high school and pulling in a very sketchy bluegill, which we quickly threw back.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:34 PM (jgJIy)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 06, 2026 09:09 PM (38587)
I dunno, but if anyone tells you not to visit a place on those maps, because it is a shithole, believe them.
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:31 PM (jgJIy)
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I'm assuming they have all the bath houses, glory holes and rest areas highlighted.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2026 09:34 PM (jgJIy)
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Same! Great show!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 06, 2026 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)
Ecstacy of Gold:
https://tinyurl.com/47523hu8
from the S&M concert:
youtu.be/e0_JvuBpDB8
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:36 PM (3uBP9)
It has pretty accurate uniforms, and it is a Zombie movie where an insane German army unit is creating zombies to fight back the Republican forces, and zombies can't tell the difference
Posted by: Kindltot
Worth watching twice.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 09:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip
It shot up to $3.79 here. Up 40¢. Diesel $4.99. Man. Are the pumps busy, are people hoarding? No, just an excuse to raise prices.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:43 PM (jlI90)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 09:36 PM (Cqx++)
... the world wonders.
Posted by: zombie Adm Chester Nimitz at March 06, 2026 09:44 PM (3sXRv)
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The USS Ronald Reagan is currently in a major shipyard period (Docking Planned Incremental Availability) at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard in Bremerton, WA, expected to finish in late 2026.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 09:45 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: My Turn! at March 06, 2026 09:47 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: My Turn! at March 06, 2026 09:47 PM (oftw2)
Yes
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:52 PM (3uBP9)
But the short version is they made a website where gays could place pins on maps of Czechia and Slovakia to indicate places where they'd committed sodomy. No idea why they singled out those countries, and I have to think that most gays would find that to be retarded.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 09:53 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 10:00 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 10:00 PM (zZu0s)
The Week in Woke
Wall Street ApesVideo here. The Retard with the Hero Worship Complex found a new hero to worship, retardedly:
@WallStreetApes Everyone needs to be aware of this Journalist Avery Daye exposes the history of Minnesota Rep Ilhan Omar "Ilhan Omar -- I figured not enough people know about her family's history, so let's recap: Her dad and her grandfather were both high-ranking military officials in the Barre regime, which killed over 200,000 people. They're most famous for the Isaaq genocide -- it was the worst of the worst: aerial bombings, executions, man-made famine. People massively suffered under this regime, with the help of people like Ilhan Omar's family who supported the regime and carried out this, this horror. -- They have family ties to this guy known as the Butcher of Hargeisa, and his whole shtick was "kill all but the crows."" "So the suffering of the people of Somalia was so bad that there was a civil war and the regime was overthrown. Her family fled first to Kenya and then Minnesota, claiming they're like these asylum seekers. These poor, poor people. No, no, no, no. They were fleeing to escape being held accountable for what they did. She was not oppressed. Her family, they were the oppressors." "So for the Democratic Party to have her as a representative is insane to me -- and the way that they've like rebranded her as all this poor refugee? No, no. She wasn't a refugee of war. Her family created the war."
What a complicated, retarded way to say "Me like Tucker now, me no like Trump no more."
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
@FmrRepMTG Mar 5 Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
In 2009, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin created a sensation when she claimed that government-run healthcare would inevitably lead to the creation of bureaucratic boards responsible for deciding who should and shouldn't receive treatment. It's from this charge that we got the term "death panel," which became a near constant reference during the congressional debate over the passage of the Affordable Care Act. Thanks for reading And another thing ...! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. Palin was called a loon and a crank. Even today, a simple search on Microsoft's Copilot for the date when the former governor coined the term "death panel" carefully notes that her accusation quickly became a viral talking point despite "being widely debunked as a myth." Fifteen years after Palin's remark, disability advocate Krista Carr testified before members of the Canadian parliament that her organization receives weekly reports of medical assistance in dying (MAID) services being suggested unprompted to disabled individuals during routine, non-terminal care visits. Who could have predicted that government-controlled healthcare, combined with legalized euthanasia, would eventually lead to the sick and uncomfortable being told to kill themselves? Where does Palin go for her apology? Canada, whose lawmakers, celebrities, and influencers often boast about their "free" healthcare and stringent anti-gun laws, recorded an astonishing 16,499 MAID suicides, or legalized doctor-assisted suicides, in 2024, following 22,535 such requests that year. In 2023, there were approximately 15,500 MAID suicides. To put things into perspective, 2023's recorded figure gives us a per capita rate of 37 MAID suicides per 100,000 people. During the same year, the United States reported 17,927 firearm homicides, resulting in a per capita rate of five gun-related murders per 100,000 people.
In Spain: The Barcelona City Council has instructed its citizens that they may not dance nor play music during Ramadan, because it would offend the Muslims. They say that Spanish citizens must "adapt" to their Muslim neighbors' culture.
“Do you know who has kiIIed more people than ICE this year? Trans shooters.” - Rogan
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
Democrats don’t want you to see this pic.twitter.com/kot9MeFJGd
Imagine walking into your kids’ classroom and this is their teacher…
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
What do you do? pic.twitter.com/KTpAot2xAN
Meet Aiden Pratt. He’s running for County Commissioner in Tennessee.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
He had to be escorted out by security after having an unhinged meltdown while waving an lgbtq flag during a vote on the “Covenant Marriage Act"
Seems totally normal and stable.. pic.twitter.com/THRuy9T7a0
This is called Karen core and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while. pic.twitter.com/WwYmUUfWw4
— Kevin Dahlgren 🥾 🥾 (@kevinvdahlgren) March 5, 2026
FOX host REBUKES Jack Schlossberg's DISTURBING behavior as he's running for Congress in New York.
— DeVory Darkins (@devorydarkins) March 6, 2026
"This is Jack Schlossberg's since deleted social media post. He designed a recipe for a MAHA energy ball. 'Two ounces of Jew blood, Ashkenazi, not Sephardic. 4 cups of male ----.… pic.twitter.com/nIqcCQWgI5
JFK’s grandson, Jack Schlossberg, announces his big for Congress in New York to replace Jerry Nadler.
— johnny maga (@johnnymaga) November 12, 2025
He’s 32 years old and one of the only jobs he’s ever had was working for Vogue magazine. pic.twitter.com/g9sfcarNUa
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Coming soon to a Uniparty near you. I have been warning for 2+ years that Democrats are getting ready to abandon all their latest "allies" for the islamists. Gonna be weird to live with a bunch of unhinged retard progressives (birm) screaming for Sharia but it's coming.
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (ESVrU)
Time for a Dance Dance Revolution.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (I40wl)
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Resist the urge to cold cock him, grab my kid and take him out of the room, proceed to the administrations office and dis-enroll him.
Research home schooling and alternate schools.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Traficant. at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XA4WA)
I believe within 48 hours they will surrender....
Posted by: Donny Trump at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (tNUCp)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (vE0+H)
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It would almost be worth it to see them squirming under the boot heel of Islamic oppression.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (vE0+H)
On the one hand, I would not stand for any use of Sharia law in the US.
OTOH, it would be fantastic to see what happens to all the AWFLs under Sharia. Boom goes the nightstick.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (I40wl)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (ESVrU)
Time for a Dance Dance Revolution.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Time for YMCA and the Trump dance
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (XA4WA)
Now we get this Schlossberg clown who's the spitting image of Anthony Weiner. What is this, Attack of the Clown Clones?
Posted by: Philip Nolan at March 06, 2026 06:22 PM (1kQia)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 06:22 PM (UjdFS)
That Steward should have a heart to heart with John Roberts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:23 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:24 PM (I40wl)
Reckless attack? Don't think so.
Well planned and executed attack on Iran, FOR SURE.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 06:24 PM (u82oZ)
I think they should have called them Spacemen, like, Spaceman Spiff.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:25 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Bones at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
===
Reconquista! alahu akbar durka durka !
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (GD0B3)
OK, If I was a troon who could name my new female self anything, the last thing I would go with is naming myself after a French cheese and an oil filter brand.
But, hey, you do you, Drag Queen of the Space Force.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (6ydKt)
Nothing a well placed tire iron couldn't fix.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (3ek7K)
Research home schooling and alternate schools.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (83+LM)
Perhaps if there were less resisting the urge, there would be less perverts in public school.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (HlyYF)
292 Plus, we could be talking about Kirk backhanded Tucker, disintegrating Fuentes, and banging Candy before handing her over to the authorities.
Then banging Shapiro's sister to end the episode.
Kirk to Spock on seeing Abbies moons: 'I'm going to show her my Captains Log. Dont wait up for me.'
Posted by: Bones at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
The Comneni did okay until Manuel kicked it, and then the Byzantine Empire went back to being a shitty balkan despotate again.
inb4 Carlos II flings a poop at me
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 06:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 06:29 PM (98kQX)
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Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (ESVrU)
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Spain, just like old times.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:30 PM (83+LM)
I love that the muzzies have said people who aren't fucked up like them shouldn't eat in public during Ramadan because it upsets the muzzies who are fasting.
Why are they in restaurants if they are fasting.
Do not give in to those assholes.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K)
OTOH, it would be fantastic to see what happens to all the AWFLs under Sharia. Boom goes the nightstick.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (I40wl)
It begins with a camel whip applied to areas which must be covered. Then progresses to chop chop square. These folks have no freaking idea what they have embraced, because they censor the history they read.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2026 06:30 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (J/K7z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)
It's murder by doc, pure and simple.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)
Luckily, we had enough money to send her to an evangelical school. She did great there. She struggled through middle school because of her language problems, but she caught up and she always liked school--she was well prepared for college.
Posted by: Dave at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Traficant. at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (XA4WA)
I liked it better when the left had colorful characters like him ripping off the taxpayers. I'd prefer him to the brother lover. He had an awesome hairdo too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (ZujI1)
I believe within 48 hours they will surrender....
Posted by: Donny Trump at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM
Excellent plan, but Obamacare kills you slowly.
We should put Fidel's son in charge and install CanadaCare in Iran. All of the ayatollahs would be dead quickly and we could end the war in less than 90 days.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Some concrete driveways do have political insights
but they are on the underside.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (hJH5n)
'Member when Kevorkian was shocking and ghoulish?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
RuPaul intends to look like a woman. These others deliberately don't want to look like a woman, they want to force you to say they are instead of believing your own eyes. It's literally Satanic.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (tUj8P)
Most of these perverts look alike after a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (I40wl)
The only one who is halfway normal is RFK jr., and he recently admitted to snorting cocaine off of toilet seats.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (6ydKt)
Just saw on Insty that Pedro Pascal is being cancelled for dating a Jewish man.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:34 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:30 PM (83+LM)
When do we get the Reconquista?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:34 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 06:35 PM (COQGW)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (vE0+H)
And Islam is SO SUPER NEATO!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Left at March 06, 2026 06:35 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 06, 2026 06:35 PM (cxFcK)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (tUj8P)
Earlier this week I tried the Big Arch at McDonald's. Why do they always go with the thousand island special sauce?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (hJH5n)
Really tired of all the Sarah hate. She speaks her mind. It isn't broken. She isn't a bullshitter, and she sees clearly.
You may disagree with her, certainly. Name one politician with whom you agree 100%.
But she was pushed through a meat grinder and came out the other side.
Plus she still does hot yoga in town and we see her occasionally. Live and let live.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (I40wl)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:34 PM (tUj8P)
*rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (gKWVE)
Mr. Gonzalez's comments are quite a bit arrogant on the way out the door.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (I40wl)
This. Still like Palin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:34 PM (tUj8P)
Phrasing, please. lol
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (I40wl)
There has got to be a way to sell these as contract hits.
Totally legit and above board...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:38 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Perhaps, but couldn't afford the court costs.
We aren't too far behind Britain on punishing reactionaries.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 06:38 PM (83+LM)
What a world!
What a world!
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 06:38 PM (AlhUl)
I subscribe to the not entirely fringe theory that the 1980s were freaking awesome for movies and music and TV because all of the creatives were blitzed out of their minds on cocaine. So I'm not gonna judge RFK Jr for that.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:39 PM (tUj8P)
You may disagree with her, certainly. Name one politician with whom you agree 100%.
But she was pushed through a meat grinder and came out the other side.
Plus she still does hot yoga in town and we see her occasionally. Live and let live.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (I40wl)
No, no, that was my point. Everyone hated on her and dumped on her; now she's out of the picture and being proven right. Now people will realize what they potentially had.
I was always supportive of Sarah Palin, especially after her defeating the disappointment that was Frank Murkowski as gov.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:40 PM (hJH5n)
Now I am getting Nazi execution videos again. Fuck. And whybisbit always female camp guards.
I wonder if they are trying to mold opinion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)
Trans teachers - remember the trans Shop Teacher in Canada with the huge fake knockers that Gutfeld used to show clips of on his program?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (QGaXH)
I think Karen Core is the solution.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (HRH9e)
How can any leftard resist?
Posted by: ...
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islam is slavery. The Left is 100% in favor of slavery because they all think they will be the masters.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (HjVhR)
I subscribe to the not entirely fringe theory that the 1980s were freaking awesome for movies and music and TV because all of the creatives were blitzed out of their minds on cocaine. So I'm not gonna judge RFK Jr for that.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:39 PM (tUj8P)
Well, you gotta applaud the guy for kicking his addictions and making it all the way to Health Secretary if nothing else.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ambassador Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, (AB, Radcliffe; JD, Columbia Law) at March 06, 2026 06:41 PM (PiwSw)
If a private in the Army has to get an agency check and SF46 or whatever it is, background check, loyalty check, priors, investigative reports
Then so do the people who want to run for office. Make it public. If they can’t pass an agency check, then they can’t run for office.
The way it stands now, if someone wins a federal election, they are “deemed” to have passed a background check automatically. This is complete bullshit.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 06:40 PM (hJH5n)
Will no one rid of of these vexatious Murkowskis?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Advo at March 06, 2026 06:43 PM (jO4mz)
This Schlongburger fellow is really sort of a twat, isn't he?
He's gayer than Liberace's valet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 06:35 PM (COQGW)
Gayer than Rock Hudson's testicle janitor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 06:43 PM (y9nCu)
MAGA IS GONE!! X told me !!
"Trump's approval on Iran (Trump 2024 voters)
🟢 Approve: 82%
🟤 Disapprove: 13%
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US Military action in Iran
🟢 Approve: 86%
🟤 Disapprove: 14%
NPR/Marist | 3/2-4"
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3)
They adopt the name of the stripper that broke them. Or something like that.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 06:44 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wmg4n)
*blink*
Nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
Had a co-worker describe it as Thanksgiving feast every night rotating through the family homes and neighborhood.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06
She was the only reason I voted for McCain.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Wmg4n)
I may not agree with her on everything but she'll always have my sympathy & empathy just for the hell they put her through.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:47 PM (0sNs1)
Presumably bad auto-captioning for "chin."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Demons.
No seriously, I'm pretty much an agnostic... but the trannies aren't. An agnostic doesn't much believe in God or (my case) know what such should be. A tranny is fighting against reality. They are deliberately choosing names that reify that choice.
"Lilith" represents the Eve-that-is-not-Eve.
This isn't rationality; it's rage.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 06:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (OyBGA)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 06:13 PM
Our original dunce.
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (4NO2D)
My late mother was 88 and always got great care in our smaller local hospital. MAID was never mentioned but whenever she was there, I spent a lot of time there.
I'm getting help for anxiety and depression and everyone I've been talking to has been amazing.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Lisa Ann was/is a big breasted pornstar.
They probably don't want to portray themselves in such a slutty way.
They are much more likely to go with something silly like 'Raggedy Anne'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)
Earlier this week I tried the Big Arch at McDonald's. Why do they always go with the thousand island special sauce?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
2/10.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: It's uncanny, really at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (TbWk/)
Some assembly required.
Posted by: We Don't Have To Live Like This at March 06, 2026 06:49 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM
Yep. I voted for her and the old guy that was going to keep her seat warm for a bit.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)
Nothing a well placed tire iron couldn't fix.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06,
And RuPaul is just a drag queen! He is a gay male in a suit anytime he isn’t performing.
I guess not JUST a drag queen. He is THE drag queen.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:49 PM (Wmg4n)
I am sick to fucking death of these fucking freaks. All of them.
Gonna need some downtime this weekend. Gonna be nice weather here. So that's good. me and the missus are doing our wandering around thing, getting to know our new home state.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 06:50 PM (0aYVJ)
My late mother was 88 and always got great care in our smaller local hospital. MAID was never mentioned but whenever she was there, I spent a lot of time there.
I'm getting help for anxiety and depression and everyone I've been talking to has been amazing.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:48 PM (Sco7b)
The case I heard was some kid being put down almost at once for his "seasonal depression". I'd tell them you feel a lot better and stick to beers at home with a good movie, game, tv show or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 06:45 PM (uQzkA)
Jimmy Saville. Evil piece of shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
So it's basically a Big(ger) Mac? I'll pass, thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (I40wl)
This. Still like Palin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The first politician I actually voted FOR.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Wmg4n)
*blink*
Nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
They are picking their own names! Not living with names chosen for them.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
Take some vitamin D.
Go outside in direct sunlight.
Get laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
You'd think they'd have upped his Vitamin D dose to see if that helped before hooking him up to an IV to send him to the Great Beyond.
I guess euthanasia is cheaper than some vitamins and sunlight in the Summer.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
Are we sure that he even shows up on the set?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)
So it's basically a Big(ger) Mac? I'll pass, thanks.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Fs0KI)
Not as good as the Big Mac IMO. Had white cheese.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Fs0KI)
It might be a lot better without the mac sauce, with mayo, ketchup and mustard.
It is sloppy as hell with the mac sauce though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (Wmg4n)
A lot seem to pick their names like strippers pick theirs.
I'm not certain of the formula they use bu it seems to always start with something 'sweet' and ends with the name of the street they lived on as a kid.
Something like 'Candy Maple' for instance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)
Dont look her up, just take my word for it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)
Being against ALL corruption, and not just winking at the corruption on your side, is one vital test for a politician that I would support.
Democrats clearly do NOT have that rule.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FylAi)
Eye bleach stat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM
Best I can do is a lot of martinis. Hold up your glass to tge USB port.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM (Wnv9h)
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Huh, it seems perfectly consistent to me.
I don't know why they haven't yet relabeled themselves The Death Cult Party -- and damn overtly proud about it?
/Whatever happened to "truth-in-advertising" laws?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
You'd think they'd have upped his Vitamin D dose to see if that helped before hooking him up to an IV to send him to the Great Beyond.
I guess euthanasia is cheaper than some vitamins and sunlight in the Summer.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
I think you misapprehend their priority order on what treatment to apply.
Reminds me of an old SF story were a detective is asked to try and solve a murder on a spaceship. Turned out the killer was a super devout believer in reincarnation so when they guy discussed his troubles in his beers with him, the priest sent him off to his next incarnation.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)
I can't believe there's a huge market for that crap.
However, look at one of our kids' shows. I was shocked.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3dh9su
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)
NPR must have hated to publish those poll results. Another data point where they were wrong.
However, pain and NPR should go together like leather whips and canal-digging comrades.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (u82oZ)
For all those who said Bondi was anti 2A, the DOJ helped lead the charge on this issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)
Nothing a well placed tire iron couldn't fix.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (I40wl)
Offending people for attention seeking is definitely part of the kink.
Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Fs0KI)
It might be a lot better without the mac sauce, with mayo, ketchup and mustard.
It is sloppy as hell with the mac sauce though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)
Carls Jrs has a "QB/Big Mac clone hybrid" burger that is done better than the Arch.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)
I post so rarely that I'm sure you have no idea who I am, but I just must say how happy I am that you are posting again!
Posted by: Wenda at March 06, 2026 07:00 PM (8eeWV)
Dont look her up, just take my word for it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March
I will and I would have no idea about a porn star name. lol. It’s me we are talking about, remember?
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 07:00 PM (Wmg4n)
Tranny Space Cadet appears to be in violation of DOD Instruction 1334.01 Wearing of the Uniform
1.2. POLICY.
a. The wearing of the uniform by Service members of Active and Reserve Components, retired Service members, cadets, midshipmen, auxiliary members, and members of organizations authorized to wear a military uniform by the respective service, is prohibited under any of the following circumstances:
...
(2) During or in connection with furthering political activities, private employment, or commercial interests, when an inference of official sponsorship by DoD or the Military Service concerned for the activity or interest may be drawn.
(3) Except when authorized by the approval authorities in Paragraph 2.1. of this issuance, when participating in activities such as unofficial public speeches, interviews, picket lines, marches, rallies or any public demonstration which may imply sanction or endorsement by DoD or the Military Service concerned for the cause for which the demonstration or activity is conducted.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:00 PM (y9nCu)
https://tinyurl.com/2s3dh9su
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b)
I'm guessing Fay is the one with the beard.
And I thought Burt & Ernie were weird.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
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Ditto.
She -- along with Ross Perot -- was basically Trump (and a threat to the RINOs and UniParty) before Trump was cool (but not a multi-billionaire like the other two).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:01 PM (1rwaX)
For all those who said Bondi was anti 2A, the DOJ helped lead the charge on this issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM
Another brick in the wall.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 07:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 07:01 PM (dIske)
Can you see it? Isn't it beautiful? I told you. I've lived too long.
I love you, Thorn.
Posted by: Sol Roth at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (Ksqrb)
@JustBabom , 1m
Orban Intercepts Zelenskyy’s Money Laundering Operation – Zelenskyy Threatens to Send Ukraine Special Forces to Assassinate Orban
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@HungaryBased . 5h
President Trump DECLARES he Stands with Hungary:
"Not everyone loves that endorsement in Europe. Orbán does an unbelievable job."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (83+LM)
Bet he still has a hanging 3rd member
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
We had ICE visit our fair city to my south. The local Taco Johns and Carlos O'Kelly restaurants closed for good. In Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (u82oZ)
For all those who said Bondi was anti 2A, the DOJ helped lead the charge on this issue.
Posted by: JackStraw
If you are the neighborhood go to the nearest DC gun store and see if they are selling the standard 30-round mags yet...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 07:02 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Wouldn't that be seattle slough?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 06:56 PM
Nah. SS isn't dumb, he's just a provincial rube. He doesn't understand any thinking outside the hive mind of Seattle and the west coast. He is totally bubbled. A part of the herd of independent thinkers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)
We could probably use a few assassin priests today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (Wg6v7)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (PYyV9)
More interesting issue for some of this is will this now go to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)
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Go long on Stoningzzzz and Beheadingzzzz.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:06 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 07:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM
Really?
Posted by: Zombie Ernst Roehm at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (3ek7K)
20 wapiupi, same as in Mos Eisley.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Sy6m/)
We could probably use a few assassin priests today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
Combat Exorcists
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (Wg6v7)
That reminds me: recently Ted Levine fagged out and denounced his Jame Gumb character. Asshole weakling. People need to stop knuckling under to these fucking monsters. Sack up, pussies!
WHERE'S THE TYLENOL!!??
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (0aYVJ)
Train an ethical AI to recognized evil people. Put it in an autonomous shell.
Pitch: Robo-Cop meets I-Robot, meets Judge Dredd. Now in 3 different calibers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
H Beam Piper wrote a paratime story about an alternate timeline where reincarnation was a proven fact. The political parties were about how the reincarnation worked and if it was random versus a strong willed soul could improve his status between lives.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (sl73Y)
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A "TRUMP IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE WHITEHOUSE!!!" updated for his second term.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (PYyV9)
________________________
Oh, that one's easy. Nazis were snappy dressers in the 30's and 40's thanks to artist Karl Diebitsch and graphic designer Walter Heck. It just doesn't hold up in the present. Although, I believe Hugo Boss is still manufacturing the same garbage.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (vlkz/)
For all those who said Bondi was anti 2A, the DOJ helped lead the charge on this issue.
Posted by: JackStraw
If you are the neighborhood go to the nearest DC gun store and see if they are selling the standard 30-round mags yet...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Conflation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (83+LM)
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Nothing like death and a funeral service to bring out the best in the Democrat-Islamunists.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
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Like Herbert Hoover?
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (QYppa)
Posted by: Ernst Roehm at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (FylAi)
Train an ethical AI to recognized evil people. Put it in an autonomous shell.
Pitch: Robo-Cop meets I-Robot, meets Judge Dredd. Now in 3 different calibers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)
One of the stories in I Robot was of a mind reading Robot. It was forced by its brain to not harm humans, so it had to lie to everyone it spoke to because their feelings might be hurt and it could tell that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 07:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 07:07 PM (qFwJc)
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It ith.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (Wg6v7)
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It's possible there's a better-than-average chance that guy has a skinsuit curing in his cellar.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ESVrU)
Yes. The line between nobility and peon was breached when a strong willed individual kept getting reincarnated in more socially prestigious bodies. Made nobility look at their privileges in a different light. Good story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (vlkz/)
Might want to check the handwriting on those request forms more closely.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (PYyV9)
"In the Garden of Beasts," Erik Larsen. Very illuminating. Well-written, and not too long.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Wife: Heidi More.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (QYppa)
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Peanut Park
That's a twink name!
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Wife: Heidi More.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (QYppa)
Tigger Navona.
Hey, that was my sister's computer password!?!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 07:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 07:08 PM (vlkz/)
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Or Tranny Muzzies they're hoping shoot up & murder lots more school children (reducing future socialistic health care costs).
/WIN-WIN!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:13 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: Emir Sanchez at March 06, 2026 07:13 PM (D4MRC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:13 PM (+nEug)
I've been wondering where you've been, and you've been in my prayers.
We are all rooting for you. You are loved and cared for. God loves you and your neighbors love you, and we love you, too.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 06, 2026 07:14 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Herbert Hoover at March 06, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (jtM2q)
/WIN-WIN!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:13 PM (1rwaX)
well no, because MAID would have killed the perp.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)
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I dunno...
I don't think "Penny Wagonwheel" has much of a future in that industry.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (ESVrU)
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“It’s OK When We Do It” is in there somewhere.
They don’t GAF about any of that. They’re crazy, and crazy is communicable, it spreads. That’s part of the kink. They want to destroy what they can’t have, if they can’t have it, you don’t get it either. Jealousy and Envy take up most of their hard drive.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (SpYDH)
Wife: Heidi More.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2026 07:09 PM (QYppa)
_______________________
Heh:
Maximillian Main
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:04 PM (PYyV9)
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It's kink. Part BDSM, part plain ol' gay.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)
Oh, that one's easy. Nazis were snappy dressers in the 30's and 40's thanks to artist Karl Diebitsch and graphic designer Walter Heck. It just doesn't hold up in the present. Although, I believe Hugo Boss is still manufacturing the same garbage.
Posted by: Orson
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You omitted dominance. They love dominance.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 07:16 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:11 PM
Also good, the fictional "Garden of Beasts" by Jeffrey Deaver.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: JackStraw
If you are the neighborhood go to the nearest DC gun store and see if they are selling the standard 30-round mags yet...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I'm hoping West Virginia follows thru with the machine gun transfer theory.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 07:16 PM (oKJ0C)
Doesn't work for me but would for my g/f.
Midnight Valentine!
Posted by: Ernst Roehm at March 06, 2026 07:17 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (ESVrU)
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Lower budget.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (Fi81e)
Been praying for your health.
You were soo helpful to me.
Thank you again. Tell your husband you are an angel. But I bet he knows that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
If Jack Schlossberg's mother, I think a private sanitarium would be called for. (Him, me or both.)
From B&N to teaching. How the children suffer.
I worked for Palin & her political aides when they campaigned thru PA with McCain and Senator Joe Lieberman. I'll defend her in a minute.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (URO9T)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 07:19 PM (83+LM)
Former space force colonel. Well, "former" for a reason, I guess.
Why is this weirdo smiling like he has a snake up his ass? Is he thinking about slaughtering normal people's children?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2026 07:19 PM (RmIP+)
What do you do?
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Kick "her" in the balls and run home!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:19 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:20 PM (+nEug)
Psst*
Buddy, the native Spaniards are just not into your plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
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How does one say "dissolve the people and elect a new one" in Spanish?
Posted by: Emir Sanchez at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (D4MRC)
Get laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:53 PM
I tried the first.
T'aint doin' the second.
Posted by: Josh Brolin at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (fHoBZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (TM2g0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 07:21 PM (PYyV9)
Thank you so much.
Things should be better soon.
It's not the same as a human, but my 14 year old dog Ralphy limps a bit, doesn't seem in pain and I'm always wondering when I should take him in.
He shows a lot of life.
Can't imagine doing that to a human though.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)
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Or …. what? Go to Hell
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:22 PM (SpYDH)
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I dunno...
I don't think "Penny Wagonwheel" has much of a future in that industry.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026
Chaparral 3rd Street…hmmm.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 07:22 PM (OoFl2)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
🥃
🥃
The ugly is moving from the inside to the outside.
*Shudder*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:23 PM (u82oZ)
But she was pushed through a meat grinder and came out the other side.
Plus she still does hot yoga in town and we see her occasionally. Live and let live." Posted by: tcn in AK
She had a great life, and I guess still does. But she put up with a lot of shit after McCain chose her. She handled the supposed gotcha question about the Bush Doctrine. She answered perfectly, then the old fart looked over his glasses like she got the question wrong, and like he was the old genius teacher.
She was a real hero, and hopefully she lives long and prospers even more.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 07:23 PM (vbXSk)
I think a lot of the perversion shit is because,
Yeah, I was a little weird in school and you wouldn't interact with me.
Well, things have changed and it's okay to be perverted so I am going to make your children pay.
Sick people.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 07:24 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:24 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 07:25 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Wenda at March 06, 2026 07:25 PM (8eeWV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)
I don't know for certain. They are both shuttered and emptied out. Looked like a corporate move, but the timing seems awkward with students still in classes. No press coverage on why, of course.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR)
Well, duh. You cut out an important part of his guidance system.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 07:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:18 PM (rbvCR)
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Our cats hated those after surgeries. Whenever we put anything on them -- sometimes jokingly clothing -- they seemed to just give up the ghost, surrender, and lay down.
Both of our elderly sibling cats got CKD (Chronic Kidney Disease) around age 13 (apparently very common) and died at 16.
One time our girly-cat was stumbling all over the place like she was drunk and when looking her in the face -- and had nasstigmus.
We had a litter box downstairs and I was afraid she was going to fall down the stairs and break her neck! So I took her downstairs into a mudroom with the litter box and tried to spend the night with her, but she was a nervous mess -- and neither of us got any sleep.
Next day to the vet for another $1,000 plus bill ... (we ended up spending $50,000 on those two beautiful kitty cats).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:26 PM (1rwaX)
I don't know about the angel part . . . but MrTea has been hanging around with me for almost 50 years.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 06, 2026 07:27 PM (nz1sK)
Haven't had time to check for follow-ups or confirmations, but it was reported this morning that the IAF used 50 planes dropping 100 bombs on an underground complex in Tehran. Plausible, as they used 40 planes/80 bombs when they snuffed the Marshmallow Mullah (Nasrallah) in Beirut.
Mounting an operation like this, at that range - just amazing. Assuming these were penetrating 2K-lb JDAMs, as I think were used in Beirut.
IDF chief the other day said "more surprises" were in store for the next phase of operations. It's like waiting for the next episode of a fantastic TV series, if I had a TV I guess. But with more explosions.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:27 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 07:27 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 07:25 PM
Just make sure your partners have the same-handed thread.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 06, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Locarno at March 06, 2026 07:29 PM (tkMYO)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 06, 2026 07:30 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 07:30 PM (U/Byj)
Bismarck Kearsarge
Meh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 07:24 PM (y9nCu)
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My porn name would be Sport Blanton.
The Wifey's would be Bubbles Maple. lmao
Wifey says she's got Big bubbles and she cannot lie ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 07:30 PM (CM8PF)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 07:31 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 06, 2026 07:32 PM (0aYVJ)
The IDF, USAF, and USN have the most experienced pilots in the world in air-to-air refueling.
Plus the most combat time. This is under-appreciated by those outside the military.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 06, 2026 07:41 PM (kvDvI)
Midnight Madison actually works out well.
Posted by: pookysgirl, surprised at March 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:48 PM (rbvCR)
Joe College
It doesn't work for everyone
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 07:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: MkY at March 06, 2026 07:51 PM (q6tQZ)
this punk
his mom
ted
the loser who raped the girl
the other loser who was in congress & got busted high on pills
that’s just off the top of my head
Posted by: cherries in season at March 06, 2026 08:28 PM (LqeC6)
Schlossberg's great-grandfather would be proud of him. Ol' Joe is watching every moment of the show from his perch down below.
Posted by: Flakey Foont at March 06, 2026 07:41 PM (kvDvI)
That guy was a prick. Aside from the bootlegging during Prohibition, there's the whole episode with is daughter Rosemary, where he had her lobotomized because he thought she'd likely become a family embarrassment, due to her being either mildly retarded or depressed (the story varies) and Joe was afraid that she'd go out and screw boys and get pregnant. The doctors fucked it up and she was rendered almost a vegetable. Joe never visited her in the nursing home for the rest of her life and kept the lobotomy secret even from her own mother.
Ironically, Joe had a stroke after JFK was elected and spent about 4-5 years as a near-vegetable himself before he died. Serves the fucker right.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 08:46 PM (y9nCu)
Open Thread: It Took Three Years and Ton of Money, But Fireball Tools Turned Their Offices Into a Sci-Fi Starship Interior Out of Star Wars and Star Trek
So I'm putting up an open thread because it's been a busy week and I want to chillax.
I watched this over the weekend. It's pretty great. If you can't watch it today, come back to this post over the weekend and check it out. There are nine parts and they're all worth the watch. Here's quick ten-minute recap of the whole project. I don't know if I'd recommend that, though. If the subject interests you, I'd recommend just watching all nine parts so as not to spoil the final form of the remodel.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (A62KL)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (VhHXU)
Not having one is what has held you back all this time.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ObYK0)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM
Does your dog think he's a cat?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: fd - My Affirmations Are For Me Only at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (vFG9F)
Is he available to build a VIP room on a remote island? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (A62KL)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (6U1c2)
Not having one is what has held you back all this time.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ObYK0)
What about a two million dollar dicksaw?
Posted by: Scott Weiner at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: fd - My Affirmations Are For Me Only at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (vFG9F)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!???
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ZujI1)
Soup has jungle fever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
One that's preparing to launch itself into space?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Pavlov - at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ogre at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (VhHXU)
"Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.
Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
==
This is full on bullshit. hundreds of thousands of young people in Iran who went to protest the ayatollahs, and die for it, were yelling, "this is the Final Battle, Pahlavi will return". They know exactly who Pahlavi is.
The myth of "secret police" and other bad deeds of the late shah was agitprop that Marxist and Communists, trained in USSR were using to overthrow the shah, and who did overthrow Constitutional Monarchy of Iran with the help of of Ayatollah. Who later went on a murder spree. The so called "secret police" was internal security who tried to get rid of jihadist and USSR infiltrators.
Please stop embarrassing yourself.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)"
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:06 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:06 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (YwEeS)
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Babylon 5 was like that. They had a very limited budget, so they had to make their sets durable to last several seasons. Like Star Trek, they redressed the sets as needed to resemble various parts of the space station.
Living quarters, for example, were basically the same set but tailored to the occupants.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:07 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:07 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: far cry at March 06, 2026 05:07 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 05:07 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026
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And each year of the show the bridge set got improved. In some early episodes you can hear the floor complaining a bit when people walked around the set. That went away as the show progressed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (ObYK0)
Lawsuit claims Google’s AI recruited son for increasingly violent missions, which ultimately led to his suicide
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (FXNzP)
Co-worker put the Trek "Red Alert" on a production monitoring tool. We had to kill the speaker when there was an actual problem.
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (REq0p)
What an incredible amount of wasted space.......
Posted by: Sponge
The venturi tube connecting my ears is peeved with you right now.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: The Horta at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM
Does your dog think he's a cat?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ZujI1)
From what I cam gather, Soup is absolutely certain he us the center of attention.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)
>>>Part Six is interesting. He doesn't want people to walk under the landing on the stairs ...
That second one is Part Seven, I bet.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (YwEeS)
Herrera is the nominee.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:10 PM (tUj8P)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (tUj8P)
Did their carrier ever make it to the scene...well the Levant "scene"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (ObYK0)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (tUj8P)
OBAMA: “The other side does the mean, angry, exclusive, us/them, divisive politics. That's their home court. Our court is coming together.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (FXNzP)
Next you're going to tell us The Ghost of Kiev wasn't real, and that Ukrainian grandma didn't actually knock down a Russian jet with a jar of pickles.
Posted by: Credulous Buffoons Everywhere at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (A62KL)
If most of his employees are also geeks and nerds, then "well done" I say.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (HlyYF)
Co-worker put the Trek "Red Alert" on a production monitoring tool. We had to kill the speaker when there was an actual problem.
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026
***
I use the U.N.C.L.E. communicator whistle as my phone ringtone. Do I care if no one recognizes it? Not really.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (YwEeS)
Think they also had some odd half sets they could mix and match to make them look more numerous.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:12 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM
So there is an excellent chance that we will have our first FFL07 in Congress.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:12 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 05:12 PM (gQFwH)
The venturi tube connecting my ears is peeved with you right now.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 05:08 PM (QVmho)
Lulz!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Credulous Buffoons Everywhere at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (A62KL)
It could have been any sort of brined vegetable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:12 PM (8avO+)
431 Grok gets involved 4 minutes ago
Grok
@grok
·
4m
Replying to @momenzellmii
and @DrEliDavid
This is fake/satirical. No credible reports place Esmail Qaani in Israel or confirm he defected or aided assassinations. Recent unverified rumors (from Arab media, social posts) suggest Iran suspects him of Mossad ties and may have detained/executed him internally amid war fallout—but he's repeatedly "died" in rumors only to resurface. The image is a meme.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)
>>40: only fastest car matters.
Indeed, grandson won 1st loser, which is still better than 2nd loser.
Still proud of him though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (XV/Pl)
·
6h
🚨 Watch the moment the “Ukrainian gold convoy” was stopped.
In the video: armored cash vehicles carrying $40M, €35M and 9 kg of gold through 🇭🇺 Hungary toward Ukraine. Among those detained was a former Ukrainian intelligence general.
This is not an ordinary transfer. Since January alone, over $900M, €420M and 146 kg of gold have reportedly moved through Hungary toward Ukraine.
Convoys of cash and gold escorted by intelligence-linked individuals raise serious questions. Those behind this operation must explain exactly what this money was meant to finance.
Update: Now confirmed from my sources in Ukrainian law enforcement: the money was not being transported for weapons. These are funds from a call center (scammers operating under Zelensky’s protection), and the detained former SBU general is an employee of this call center
Posted by: 13times at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (pBdmv)
https://youtu.be/6VRQDBT7glE
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026
***
Every cat thinks he is the center of the cat universe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Great, Disney has now greenlit 3 new movies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (o55mS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:11 PM (FXNzP)
You divided the country more in your first term than anyone in history, asshole.
FOAD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (GD0B3)
From what I cam gather, Soup is absolutely certain he us the center of attention.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM
One of my friends has 3 cats and then got a lab puppy and the dog got huge and he acts like a cat. I go to her house and the dog is sleeping on the back of the sofa with his legs hanging down just like the cats sleep. It's funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026
***
I want a model of Mr. Waverly's office in U.N.C.L.E. HQ in New York.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)
https://youtu.be/6VRQDBT7glE
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 05:13 PM (CNl8/)
TJM would've done a better job in that video.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Muslim population in Europe, with estimates suggesting between 5 and 6.7 million Muslims, representing roughly 8% to 10% of the total population. The population is largely concentrated in major urban areas like Paris, Marseille, and Lille. It is a young, diverse population, with roughly half being French citizens.
Pew Research Center
+4
France has screwed the pooch.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)
Does your dog think he's a cat?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ZujI1)
He is a Shiba Inu, he doesn’t think he is a cat, but he really doesn’t think he is a dog either. They are very unique.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Appropriately so! 2nd still left him with a field of vanquished foes.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (ObYK0)
Posted by: fd - My Affirmations Are For Me Only at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (vFG9F)
But enough about Whoopi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (FXNzP)
Valid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)
>>Great, Disney has now greenlit 3 new movies.
I go to a lot of kids parties, scouts and camping, the only new Star Wars that any kid likes is The Mandalorian and specifically Baby Yoda.
Grandparents have the OG Star Wars, parent have The Prequels, new kids like OG, The Prequels, and Baby Yoda.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 05:17 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:17 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM
I honestly love how much y’all know about this goofy thing. Our little mascot at this point. He doesn’t pose the minute he sees a phone, now. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:17 PM (OoFl2)
Pew Research Center
+4
And they're resposible for 98% of the crime.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (YwEeS)
In the third season they didn't have a Romulan ship model so they reused the Klingon model. Lore said that the Klingons had shipped in their craft.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (o55mS)
Supposedly, each episode of the craptacular "Starfleet Academy" costs $8 million.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (A62KL)
Now their wives are going to give them the Honey Do lists that have been getting longer and longer while the boys were giving their weekends over to the building project.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
Today? Fuck Star Wars, George Lucas and Disney. Three times fuck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 05:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: fd - My Affirmations Are For Me Only at March 06, 2026
***
That's those 2266 fluid-state switches. Imported from some Grade ZZZ planet, I'll bet, and made using slave labor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (ZujI1)
He is a Shiba Inu, he doesn’t think he is a cat, but he really doesn’t think he is a dog either. They are very unique.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:15 PM (OoFl2)
they seem to have a large admixture of "throw carpet" added to the regular dog.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mark1971
_________
I dig the Brady house, with the strip of astroturf.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 05:20 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Coming together? Ha! Michele wasn't at the memorial ceremony.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 05:20 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:20 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06
A fox / teddy bear cross.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:21 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
So, I guess you'd prefer a Flesh Gordon franchise
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 05:21 PM (gKWVE)
Uhhh..... You know, I just assumed that it mooted the runoff but I don't actually know.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (Fs0KI)
....
feckin' idjit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Miklos got the bigger Drinking Lamp from Amazon today, gotta figure out where to put it at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
OMG.. He just described himself and the dems...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (4NO2D)
I wouldn't mind that Mt Rushmore house from North by Northwest.
Posted by: far cry at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (YYwEh)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:16 PM (4NO2D)
Didn't the garage have a car storage gimmick that rolled the cars upside down?
Looking back, starting an engine that had been hanging upside down, with all the oil draining into the top of the cylinders, would have been a disaster in real life.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 05:23 PM (A62KL)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026
***
Much more watchable than the Adam West Batman, because they played it straight instead of camp. I still can't watch the AW series.
The Lone Ranger, John Reid, was the great-uncle of the Green Hornet, Britt Reid. That was part of the radio show GH, but never mentioned on the TV series that I know of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)
Popstonox
@Popstonox
21h
Hasan Piker confirms upcoming stream with California Governor Gavin Newsom
hahahahahahaha
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:23 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06
A fox / teddy bear cross.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:21 PM (OoFl2)
My cats crumple up most random carpets by fighting with the edges until they have ridges and such to lie on. I have a huge stump cat tree that has a top formed like that to be irregular and they like it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:14 PM (YwEeS)
Didn't they shoot them upside down for the Romulans?
Posted by: farquad at March 06, 2026 05:24 PM (CFMhl)
Popstonox
@Popstonox
21h
Hasan Piker confirms upcoming stream with California Governor Gavin Newsom
hahahahahahaha
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:23 PM (+YA9H)
Wonder what Newsom thinks of Asmongold.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:24 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: farquad at March 06, 2026 05:24 PM (CFMhl)
not that I recall.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (I40wl)
I'm just here waiting for Doof to show up.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (Y8DZL)
I honestly love how much y’all know about this goofy thing. Our little mascot at this point. He doesn’t pose the minute he sees a phone, now. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:17 PM
That's funny. My dog won't look at me she's too busy hunting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (YwEeS)
@Bubblebathgirl
19h
This is what Gavin Newsom actually looks like.
[a non-pr photo]
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
I totally believe that sanctions against Iran have been circumvented covertly by unofficial means to benefit individuals (and the EU in general).
Now they have a problem. Do they suck up to the US as a way to keep this knowledge from ever seeing the light of day. Or do they try to pressure the US to tone it down hoping such documentation is never allowed to be found and made public. Their actions have been inconsistent and reactionary to real time events. Perhaps this is why.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
Movie 2 and 3 are very good.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
If you are a fan of stupidity, that's one you won't want to miss.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (l9aEn)
The hero plunges the button on the cradle in rapid fire fashion and says “Hello!? Hello!? Hello!?”. This never works, but they do it anyway.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (GC8wC)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
Oh back in the day pre EU France and Germany would pretty regularly deal with Iran to make some bucks.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)
This week a co-worker said something about needing to get something to the person that was the head of the DEI group. They moved her (but now goes by him ughhh) into HR. The same HR that was just positive they couldn't bend the guidelines and let our group keep a great employee but let her work remote, even until 2027, which was the deadline for people who had moved during works extend covid "please work from home if you can freakout"
Fucking hell, the loony troon they paid to stir up whiny emotions via the DEI BS got to stay but our associate scientist who helped us meet contract obligations cannot. Makes me so mad.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (vlkz/)
France was expressly ignoring our Sanctions program for decades.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
This?
UNEXPECTEDLY: BBC altered Hegseth speech on Iran war.
The BBC mistakenly altered a speech by Pete Hegseth on the war in Iran, making him appear to say the United States was targeting the Iranian “people”.
BBC Persian, which broadcasts to audiences inside Iran, mistranslated remarks by the US secretary of defence, telling viewers Washington was bringing death to the Iranian “people”.
In fact, Mr Hegseth had said the Iranian “regime” was being targeted.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (+YA9H)
His mama musta had birthing hips.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (cK4Fj)
[a non-pr photo]
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (+YA9H)
Kind of like seeing a beautiful movie star without makeup.
Although some can still look pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (l9aEn)
Yeah i have literally anything else to do, so I won't catch the Eunuch episode of Ow My Balls.
Lemme know how it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (06Hmj)
If you are a fan of stupidity, that's one you won't want to miss.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:28 PM (l9aEn)
Watch it for us, garrett! Watch it and report back!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (+YA9H)
Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.
---------
Oral memory and oral tradition can be very strong, especially when an adversary is trying to eliminate you and the memory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (83+LM)
I am sure that it will get widely covered and mocked.
Any number of youtubers will EFAP it.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:30 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
Movie 2 and 3 are very good.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (8avO+)
And the Original series has some very good, well written episodes. Some stinkers, but pretty damn strong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 05:30 PM (vbXSk)
The GH backstory and format could have been made more believable. Say Britt Reid had been in the Army, perhaps as a Ranger (heh!), and he saved the life of a young Asian teen. They swear to work together to destroy evil, and the boy becomes Kato. Then, instead of Britt depending on his secretary to keep his secret in the office, it could be his sister; she and Britt are the last members of the wealthy Reid family who established the newspaper. The public fiction would be that Britt was a do-nothing, drunken playboy, and that she was the real boss. She is -- but of the family corporation; Britt is the Green Hornet. Only his sister and the DA know his real identity.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Auspex
......
He's still sleeping it off after the big B-day party.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 05:31 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 05:31 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (+YA9H)
Thats it. Hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
His mama musta had birthing hips.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026
***
Four hips, instead of two like humans.
(Could be. We don't know what Yoda looks like under that robe, do we?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Braenyard
Rebellion - EF Yah we want a King!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Bet your bottom dollar the mistranslation was intentional.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (cK4Fj)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (WIlc2)
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (dIske)
their real problem is that they need to keep the Ukraine war alive for reasons, and Trump is pretty sick of it. Their position in the new order is pretty much nowhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (wzUl9)
That thought should not have sickened me as much as it just did...
lil' centaur yoda monsters all scootin' around... bleh
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
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We could hire some Bolivians to shoot him...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (VcTJT)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)
The hero plunges the button on the cradle in rapid fire fashion and says “Hello!? Hello!? Hello!?”. This never works, but they do it anyway.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026
***
Left over from the early telephone days when an operator connected you. You'd press the plunger, or the receiver hook on a wall phone, to get the operator's attention to see if you've accidentally been cut off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:34 PM (wzUl9)
@libsoftiktok
Daniel Lurie, the Democrat Mayor of San Francisco, is under fire after a video shows him casually ABANDONING his security guard, who gets slammed onto the pavement during a fight and begins bleeding.
https://tinyurl.com/yt5pr5mc
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (Dv3i1)
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Give me a fvcking break. Under fire? We've all been under fire here for years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s)
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We could hire some Bolivians to shoot him...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (VcTJT)
he recently took a vacation to communist China, where he found out his rival Asmongold is more popular and his nickname there is "Electric Dog"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:35 PM (RIvkX)
Is that better or worse than being embattled?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:35 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026
***
They did. Though I think, at first Batman and Robin were not privy to the secret that the Hornet was a crime-fighter like them; they thought he was a rogue criminal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)
The moon was blasted out of the Solar System in 1999
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)
He who does not seem the hand of God in this is blind sir- blind.
Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at March 06, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
***
So much for those big tides in the Bay of Fundy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)
He spends most of his time now arguing with his own 40 month subscribers that fund him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
115
NCKATE,
Same here.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 05:26 PM (3ek7K)
Well, it's not really aimed at women as the core audience.
You two get that.
Unfortunately, Paramount % Lucasfilm did not understand that basic fact when it comes to Star Trek & Star Wars.
And most women don't like either of them even after they feminized them.
(note to the rare girl ST/SW Fans; I wasn't talking about you)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
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Oral memory and oral tradition can be very strong, especially when an adversary is trying to eliminate you and the memory.
==
The premise is false. They know very well who he is.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)
Space had Barbara Bain. Hot.
But it was that British one that had the all female fighter crews, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Trivial Persoot at March 06, 2026 05:39 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 06, 2026 05:40 PM (DsA2n)
Dad lucked out with her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:40 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: m
So I'd guess Trump's liable suit against them is going well.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 05:40 PM (Y8DZL)
People used to be able to dial out on “answer only” telephones lacking a dial by careful manipulation of the hangup plunger.
And the infamous “Captain Crunch”, a hacker who among other things could make free long distance telephone calls from a phone booth using a free Whistle from the eponymous cereal box, whose frequency just happened to coincide with Ma Bell’s tone for routing long distance calls.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:41 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)
Space had Barbara Bain. Hot.
But it was that British one that had the all female fighter crews, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)
They didn't want to build a ship model so they sent the entire moon with them. They had cargo shuttle craft (Eagles) that were pretty cool so they could fly to the alien planet they were zooming by for the episode, I don't recall them engaging in combat or that they were all women.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026
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They exist. I was married to two of them (in succession, not simultaneously). SF conventions in those days, the '70s-'80s, had a *lot* of cute girls attending. They loved to wear provocative costumes, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:41 PM (wzUl9)
Pedro Pascal may be getting canceled by his fans because he is fucking a 'zionist' dude.
That is fucking priceless.
(Insty again.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:42 PM (RIvkX)
While Seasons 1 - 3 are still a woke parade, Season 4 absolutely surprised me.
They kept the woke to a minimum and actually created a plot-line that was both interesting and entertaining for the entire season. It was part spy-thriller, part heist movie, part The Expanse. It still has some stupid parts along the way, but all in all a great piece of work this time out.
I'm actually looking forward to Season 5 which starts on March 27th.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM
We thought that we would blow up the Moon by 1999.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Trivial Persoot at March 06, 2026
***
He played the detective who rescues the gaslighted wife in the original 1941 Broadway play of Angel Street (later renamed Gaslight). The evil husband? Vincent Price!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9)
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"The other side does divisive politics" is such a cromulent example of leftardism crammed in its own stupid nutshell - I simply don't have anything to add.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 05:44 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:42 PM (RIvkX)
For political purposes, like in Venezuela he wants a "local" regime to take over he can deal with so as not demanding "regime change". Once somebody local he feels like dealing with shows up he can energize them by bombing the crap out of all the other factions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)
And most women don't like either of them even after they feminized them.
(note to the rare girl ST/SW Fans; I wasn't talking about you)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
Yeah. But even for that audience a gay polycule-raised Klingon named Jayden (seriously? Could we get more rich white liberal wine mom?) and some other gay dude who's so fucking gay he vomits glitter - yes you read that right - was a bridge too far.
Posted by: By gay theater kids for gay theater kids at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/)
Were you able to have the appt for your son, and if so, were they helpful about helping him find work?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (vE0+H)
Membership is getting pretty selective with the freaks.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM
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2001: A Space Odyssey didn't help.
Though we do now have cheap video calling, which can be useful.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:46 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 06, 2026 05:46 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (vE0+H)
Well I guess you gotta spend it on something. It might as well be an awesome space room.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF)
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Thank you dear it is scheduled to begin at top of the hour.
He is in the kitchen pounding chicken breast and happily reciting every ingredient of Coke Zero.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (vE0+H)
Ha! GAAAAAAAY!!!
Posted by: Korean guy from Community at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:48 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: The BBC at March 06, 2026 05:48 PM (vE0+H)
Ok. I will pray. Your son does sound very engaging despite his challenges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:49 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:48 PM (+nEug)
Not in Japan it wasn't
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 06, 2026
***
If the Hornet and Kato tried driving the Black Beauty on the streets here, the car would be in the shop for suspension work half the time.
That's a good point: Who would have serviced the Black Beauty? He would have to be really loyal to Britt Reid. I seem to recall there was a Batman -- Animated episode that addressed this, focusing on a mechanic Bruce Wayne knew and trusted who serviced the Batmobile.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:50 PM (gAmkp)
No, there wouldn't be office chairs free wheeling on casters. That reminds me of the cheap 50's Hollywood space travel movies where the astronauts have 40's military surplus metal desks and chairs on their Mars space ship.
Posted by: John at March 06, 2026 05:50 PM (nEWxZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:50 PM (gAmkp)
Well considering he said "home court", I have a few guesses.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)
Ok. I will pray. Your son does sound very engaging despite his challenges.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:49 PM (ix8EF)
I don't want to pry but it sounds like your son might be in a situation like one of my Grandsons...He was diagnosed with ADHD as a youngster and when he became adult, he's 22, there was a program that helped him find work.. To ease him in so to speak..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:48 PM (+nEug)
We know it is, he just is being cagey with the idiots in the press and in opposition countries for political purposes. He's made his real intentions clear enough but there's enough animus to "doing a regime change" that he's avoiding the term.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 05:50 PM (gAmkp)
Well, it is kind of disgusting. He is designating the Right as the Hate object. They are good people to kill/confront/maim/cancel the hate object.
As per useful, it is reinforcing the useful idiots usefulness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 05:52 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)
His bodyguard seems to know fuckall about grappling, which is honestly disconcerting. Not that I give a shit about the mayor of San Francisco especially but that's dangerous for the bodyguard to be untrained.
Posted by: Just plain ugly at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
I have, and you aren't missing much. I like Star Trek IV and Star Trek: First Contact but the rest? Meh.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)
Not a lot, no. But I fear that trying to set up a parliament is premature. Look how crappy it is doing in Europe. give the regions and regional leaders a way to have a voice without the flaws of majority vote for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Let him be a dictator for a bit and ease people into the idea of representative government.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)
His bodyguard seems to know fuckall about grappling, which is honestly disconcerting. Not that I give a shit about the mayor of San Francisco especially but that's dangerous for the bodyguard to be untrained.
Posted by: Just plain ugly at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM (TbWk/)
well you can't find a disable lesbian person of color who knows all that fighting stuff just anywhere.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
Though we do now have cheap video calling, which can be useful.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:46 PM (ESVrU)
Nor did Space: 1999.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:55 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)
Not a lot, no. But I fear that trying to set up a parliament is premature. Look how crappy it is doing in Europe. give the regions and regional leaders a way to have a voice without the flaws of majority vote for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
I think they should set up some sort of governing committee with different groups and the Shah should be on it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 05:55 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:45 PM (RIvkX)
His bodyguard seems to know fuckall about grappling, which is honestly disconcerting. Not that I give a shit about the mayor of San Francisco especially but that's dangerous for the bodyguard to be untrained.
Posted by: Just plain ugly at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM
But if that were my bodyguard I wouldn't have run off I would have tried to beat the guy with my shoe if I had to. I would have tried to help.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:56 PM (ZujI1)
Dang. I would have guessed that the part describing the design and installation of shelving would have been the part you jumped to first.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 05:57 PM (0sNs1)
We thought that we would blow up the Moon by 1999.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)
September 13th 1999
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:57 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (uQzkA)
I have, and you aren't missing much. I like Star Trek IV and Star Trek: First Contact but the rest? Meh.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:53 PM (hJH5n)
I enjoyed the Original Series in reruns growing up and ST IV is a must watch movie when it's on.
I think Scottie would be a whiz at building shelves.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 05:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2026 05:58 PM (MjiM/)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Translation: the Iranians just aren't sophisticated enough.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:58 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 05:55 PM (VE6XX)
Tie that to physical districts and your ethnic/religious divides and you might have something workable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Translation: the Iranians just aren't sophisticated enough.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 05:58 PM (hJH5n)
Well, Europe isn't.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:56 PM (ZujI1)
Well, yeah. Because you don't suck as a person. I'm sure San Fran Mayor views his bodyguard as a disposable piece of meat who's too far beneath him to even consider a human being because that's how liberal politicians roll.
Posted by: Obvious scumbag at March 06, 2026 05:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:56 PM (ZujI1)
That might be a mistake on your part, his job is to cover you to get away in the extreme case.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+)
If it came to a shooting war, while it's demonstrably true that a Storm Trooper can't hit the broad side of a banth, the Star Trek red shirts die. Every time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Ace had a post about the formation of the Conservative Party of Iran that thoroughly supports Pahlavi.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 06:01 PM (+nEug)
I r a engneer.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:02 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 06:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:01 PM
It's the implants you can't see you have to watch out for.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:04 PM (4NO2D)
That might be a mistake on your part, his job is to cover you to get away in the extreme case.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:59 PM
I'm sure you're correct but I still would have tried to do something besides run away like a total wuss.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 06:04 PM (ZujI1)
If it came to a shooting war, while it's demonstrably true that a Storm Trooper can't hit the broad side of a banth, the Star Trek red shirts die. Every time.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)
Star Trek has no marines. So in war time, the phasers nuke everything from orbit, like a battleship blasting bunkers with 16 inch shells.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 06:05 PM (w6EFb)
That makes him and 3 ayatoilets just recently.
Good Job!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (FylAi)
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How many people have accidentally killed themselves with a two million dollar wetsaw?
/Yeah, I know ... don't give Canada any more MAID murder ideas. I guess you could call the murderer 'A MAID Man?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (iu4Pw)
Wife says I obviously have too much time on my hands.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)
I never thought about this before, but where do the replacements come from?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (Cqx++)
Here are the lyrics to their new hit.........
Two Goats for every Ayatollah,
I got an Old MIG 17 CCP A/C and it gives me a Woody Because (Goat City here we come),
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie and shitty,
because (Goat City here we come),
Well it ain't got a back seat or a rear gun,
But it still gets me where the virgin goats are,
Well, we're going to Goat City 'coz it's two to one,
Yeah, we're going to Goat City, wanna have some fun,
Well, we're going to Goat City 'coz it's two to one,
You know they're either out grazing or they got a milking going on ... Two girls for every boy
I got a ' MIG 17 and it gives me a Woody
(Surf City here we ..Goat City, here we come,
Well, there's two swingin' goats for every Ayatollah,
And all you gotta do is just wink your eye,
Well, we're going to Goat City 'coz it's two to one,
Posted by: MCA Records at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Iran's politics have been brutalized by 47 years of oppression. And regimes like Iran's purposefully create us v. them situations. Iraq's initial dysfunctional parliament after Saddam was ejected is an example. Lots of challenges to remove the IRGC's stranglehold on politics, lots of ethnic minorities, outside disruptive players like China, Russia, and Pakistan, along with Gulf Arabs, and it will be a mess initially.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 06:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:04 PM
Zero-G is a misnomer. There is always a gravitational vector drawing objects toward the center of the object you're orbiting.
The reason you 'float' is that there's a velocity vector normal to the gravitational one that's sufficient to offset your movement toward the orbital object.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:08 PM (0sNs1)
One refreshing change in the past few months is that Turkey's Preznit Erdogan and his islamists have been keeping their moufs shut.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 06:08 PM (Y8DZL)
You have chosen slow and horrible.
Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at March 06, 2026 06:08 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (Cqx++)
I remember watching that - and Astroboy!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (QGaXH)
Who is the last president to cap somebody’s ass? (I don’t know for sure)
Only president to have received a US patent?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (gAmkp)
I don't know if anyone here likes Taste of Home cookbooks. I've used them for years.
Today they published 17 new recipes. One of them is an Irish Cream Poke Cake. It sounds really good.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
***
In the first pilot, it was implied that Capt. PIke and his bridge crew had engaged in ground fighting on their most recent mission. GR and Co. dropped that idea with the second pilot. Those highly-trained bridge guys would be too valuable to risk like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Q+gd/)
I think on the original series this was General Order 24.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 06, 2026 06:11 PM (IQhz0)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 06:04 PM
Zero-G is a misnomer. There is always a gravitational vector drawing objects toward the center of the object you're orbiting.
The reason you 'float' is that there's a velocity vector normal to the gravitational one that's sufficient to offset your movement toward the orbital object.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:08 PM (0sNs1)
You're basically in free-fall. It's just that your forward velocity is sufficient that the ground keeps falling away from below you.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:11 PM (QGaXH)
Seriously, I doubt it. Pahlavi is very popular across all regions and ethnicities. He is a unifying force. Chaos will not benefit them and the Iranian people know this.
They are shouting "Javid Shah" and nothing else except "marg bar khamenie" who already has been marged.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 06:11 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)
Translation: the Iranians just aren't sophisticated enough.
Posted by: Cow Demon
==
They need a Republican form of government.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:00 PM (0sNs1)
I never thought about this before, but where do the replacements come from?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
In Trek despite the "5 year mission" they do get back to Federation space pretty often to starbases for court marshals and to ferry diplomats about for shows. At these places new engineering/securty (red shirts) and other crew can be cycled in and out. I seem to remember one where a pretty blue skirt showed up Kirk had done something unmentioned at a previous party that he had not seen in a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Lt.Cmdr. Montgomery Scott at March 06, 2026 06:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (w6EFb)
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The have them stored in a transporter buffer matrix.
They can generate them on the fly as needed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:13 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: davidt
My MAN!
Posted by: Liberia at March 06, 2026 06:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Q+gd/)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)
Here are the lyrics to their new hit.........
Two Goats for every Ayatollah,
You know they're either out grazing or they got a milking going on ... Two girls for every boy
Posted by: MCA Records at March 06, 2026 06:07 PM (YuOiR)
You screwed up. Who cares about girls?
-Abdul
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM (QGaXH)
Ace had a post about the formation of the Conservative Party of Iran that thoroughly supports Pahlavi.
Posted by: Ben Had
Transitions, especially without occupying forces, tend to be a tricky thing. Much of it depends on how the regular military feels and what they will or will not support or whether the IRGC still exists in any capacity.
I don't think Iran is a Venezuela situation.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: davidt
Like not phasing slavery out at all?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM (KAi1n)
He said there is not going to be a deBaathification like Iraq.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)
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And yet the three highest-ranking members of the crew (Kirk, Spock, and McCoy) routinely go gallivanting off into dangerous situations every week.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:14 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)
Yes, the Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Nobody 1 and 2 away team was a noticeable feature. A friend of mine wrote a parody star trek computer game where you had the option to not do that and send a nobody away team with a huge penalty in success rate.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM
Which is, of course, the reason the all beamed down on almost every mission.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:15 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:12 PM (/lPRQ)
We only have about a half Republican form.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: davidt at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Q+gd/)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Evidence is mixed in comparative politics. Much of Latin America followed the American model more than the Euro parliamentary model. Instability and slide into coups and civil wars is not so much that we can clearly say one model or the other is better.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
***
In the first pilot, it was implied that Capt. PIke and his bridge crew had engaged in ground fighting on their most recent mission. GR and Co. dropped that idea with the second pilot. Those highly-trained bridge guys would be too valuable to risk like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)
That was one of the plot contradictions - the most valuable people - Captain, First Officer, etc always went with the landing crew into the most dangerous situations...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)
———
Yeah, ain’t it weird for a hundred years now, the State Department and the “experts” and exactly zero of the intelligentsia ever even allude to that.
They just make anodyne word salad statements about “freedom” and “democracy”. But let’s not get carried away here. Those bastards might actually want self determination. Can’t have that, we’ve enough trouble with those “people” in America
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:10 PM (wzUl9)
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And yet the three highest-ranking members of the crew (Kirk, Spock, and McCoy) routinely go gallivanting off into dangerous situations every week.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026
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Yeah, well, you're paying the actors big money (big for those days); you want to have 'em do stuff on screen.
They fixed that with the Away Team concept in TNG. Picard had plenty of dramatic decisions to make on the ship. Then, when he did transport somewhere, it was a big deal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Better than a paint gun because at least it is clean.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Who is the last president to cap somebody’s ass? (I don’t know for sure)
Only president to have received a US patent?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (gAmkp)
Don't know if Eisenhower saw combat. Teddy Roosvelt probably. Grant was a combat general but don't know if he ever shot anyone. Jackson is a confirmed killer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (xcxpd)
I r a engneer.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Interesting.
Not sure if SciFi inspired me -- perhaps, as I was a big ST fan as a young boy in the late '60s.
What changed my life -- as I was extremely good in math and aspired to be an engineer & problem-solver was:
I aced algebra, geometry, trigonometry, etc. and took pre-calculus my junior year in HS -- and registered for the calculus class prior to my senior year, but my high school canceled the class as only two of us ultimately were qualified (had the necessary prerequisites) and signed up for it.
I went to my favorite math teacher to complain, and he told me that he was going to be teaching the first computer science course ever that year at the school (197
-- and that I should take it.
Absolutely loved it -- and had a 25-year workaholic career in it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:19 PM (iu4Pw)
They fixed that with the Away Team concept in TNG. Picard had plenty of dramatic decisions to make on the ship. Then, when he did transport somewhere, it was a big deal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (wzUl9)
That just left Picard up in the bridge and the Away Team was second in command, the doctor and the Betazoid or and Westley Crusher or something.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)
Oh good point
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 06:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 06:17 PM (0sNs1)
You should say that with pride!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)
That was one of the plot contradictions - the most valuable people - Captain, First Officer, etc always went with the landing crew into the most dangerous situations...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026
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Kirk eventually was painted as a kind of 23rd-Century Alexander the Great, who charged into dangerous situations with his men. Not sensible. The captain of an aircraft carrier in our world doesn't take a plane up himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (E4rtv)
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I'm certainly no threat to Muldoon!
lol
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)
But, it was one of the things that made him great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
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Riker the First Officer was smart. He often took Worf the warrior and Data the tough-to-destroy android with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (xcxpd)
Teddy killed a bear, got shot making a speech and kept on going until he finished.
I don't recall if he was injured with the Rough Riders, but it wouldn't surprise me a bit. He was a tough guy despite being a wealthy New Yorker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Zombie Obama Chef at March 06, 2026 06:22 PM (Q+gd/)
Then banging Shapiro's sister to end the episode.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
I was thinking while in office if possible. Jackson, maybe?
But yeah, HW Bush, most likely. With a possible exception of LBJ on the sly. He was pretty crazy.
The patent information I found, was A. Lincoln, who received a US patent, something to do with boats and docking.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:23 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:23 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 06:23 PM (gKWVE)
-re Tucker
Posted by: Bones at March 06, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:19 PM (iu4Pw)
Exactly. Like you I was good in math. One other factor I couldn't ignore was the money. There weren't many engineer types where I lived. When I told friends and family what my commencing salary (20K/year) would be they couldn't believe it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026
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Yeah, but he *liked* it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (wzUl9)
Who is the last president to cap somebody’s ass? (I don’t know for sure)
Only president to have received a US patent?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:09 PM (gAmkp)
Don't know if Eisenhower saw combat. Teddy Roosvelt probably. Grant was a combat general but don't know if he ever shot anyone. Jackson is a confirmed killer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (xcxpd)
Abe got the patent I believe. He had someone call off a duel with him because he chose broadswords and was taller than the other guy by about a foot and a half. Teddy rode with the Rough Riders in Cuba. Grant was in Mexico doing house to house fighting and in one case captured a church and mounted a cannon in the belfry to shell Mexican positions.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)
Riker the First Officer was smart. He often took Worf the warrior and Data the tough-to-destroy android with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (wzUl9)
Still all bridge crew, and first shift too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 06:20 PM (wzUl9)
But, it was one of the things that made him great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)
Wasn't his middle name Tiberius? A throw back to some conqueror?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (QGaXH)
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Curtis LeMay led from the front. Maybe the last general to do that.
He had some controversial ideas on the best way to make a bombing run with B-17s.
He reasoned, if we don’t hit the target, we’ll just have to keep going back, again and again. Doctrine said zig- zag, which made accurate bombing almost impossible.
LeMay proposed direct straight line flights to the target. In the mission briefings they (pilots and crews) gave him a lot of shit. “You’ll get us all killed”.
“I’ll be in the first plane myself” calmed them down, a little. His plan worked. They still got shot all to hell, but they did start hitting the target, at least.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:29 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:30 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: Oldcat
The History Channel had a pretty good docudrama about Grant a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (lJ0H4)
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He was shot down and avoided capture on a Japanese held island. Others in his flight were captured and eaten by the defenders. He was in a bomber/torpedo plane so no kills are reported in the air.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:31 PM (8avO+)
“I’ll be in the first plane myself” calmed them down, a little. His plan worked. They still got shot all to hell, but they did start hitting the target, at least.
Posted by: Common Tater
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I'd think the last plane would have greatest risk.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 06:28 PM (QGaXH)
Tiberius, second Roman Emperor.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)
Murder? Bill Clinton. While in office.
Could've patented lip ice swelling solution, too, if he'd wanted to.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 06:35 PM (Y8DZL)
First plane is “flight lead” and the other planes dropped their bombs on his lead, and the enemy knew that. Not a good place to be.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (gAmkp)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:26 PM (8avO+)
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I love the fact that both Washington and Grant (whom most consider the first and second "indispensable men" in American history, with Trump being the third) were both considered the greatest horsemen of their generation.
The story of Grant (as the Quartermaster during the Battle of Monterrey) avoiding sniper fire by hiding behind the side of his galloping horse in the Mexican-American War is a great one.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:36 PM (1rwaX)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 06:23 PM (gAmkp)
Lincoln, while visiting McClellan on the Virginia Peninsula, noticed that as the Rebs were pulling out nobody was bothering to recapture Norfolk and the Navy Yard there so he and his party (with I think a cabinet member) commandeered some small craft from the navy and some troops about the area and sailed over and reoccupied the Yard.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Common Tater
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I'd think the last plane would have greatest risk.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Unless the guns had blown their ammo on the earlier planes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 06:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)
Real people were on the moon in 1969.
Posted by: Easy the Elder at March 06, 2026 06:39 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ha! Shatner played Alexander in a pilot that didn't get picked up.
Well, actually he played Shatner. Funny half hour.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Ditto. I've worked on a project or two that was intended for temporary use, but this would have been an incredible build.
(Still know a few people who would try it, lol)
- girl SW, ST, Firefly, D&D, comic fan
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at March 06, 2026 07:14 PM (A6a23)
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Posted by: heyboom58 at March 06, 2026 09:02 PM (T/lT1)
War Powers Act Vote to Limit Iran Action Fails, Meaning This Is Now a Congressionally Approved War
Okay okay, that's kinda bullshit. But you will agree, this means that this is not a Congressionally disapproved war.
And because double negatives are effectively positives -- yes, Congress has voted affirmatively to not stop the war.The Mullahs made semi-secret overtures through the CIA begging for an end to the war. Trump rejected these overtures. He now says Iran has only one way out: Unconditional surrender.
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
The Senate rejected the war powers resolution to force the U.S. to cease operations in Iran in the middle of active combat. Only one Democrat, Sen. Fetterman, voted against the resolution despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya... ...In the end, the Kaine resolution succeeded in having the opposite effect of voting against limiting the prosecution of the war. The Senate has now been consulted and voted against limits...
The Senate rejected the war powers resolution to force the U.S. to cease operations in Iran in the middle of active combat. Only one Democrat, Sen. Fetterman, voted against the resolution despite some of these same senators supporting Obama in unilateral attacks on Libya... ...In the end, the Kaine resolution succeeded in having the opposite effect of voting against limiting the prosecution of the war. The Senate has now been consulted and voted against limits... ...Notably, the resolution was more feckless given the exception for "imminent threats." With full combat operations on both sides, all threats are now imminent and all attacks responsive. ...What is interesting is that, ever after the Senate was notified, consulted, and voted, Democrats are still calling the war "illegal." The Senate just voted against limiting or blocking the use of force.
President Donald Trump told NBC News that would be a "waste of time," adding on social media today that there would be no deal without Iran's "unconditional surrender."In more Iran news: The leading candidate for Ayatollah is a limpdick.
Mojtaba Khamenei, the favorite to become the new Supreme Leader of Iran, was repeatedly treated for impotency at hospitals in the UK, according to a secret US intelligence document. On Tuesday, Mojtaba, 56, was reportedly preparing to be named successor to his father Ali Khamenei, who was killed along with 48 other senior regime officials in America and Israel's ongoing Operation Epic Fury. According to a classified briefing sent by the State Department to the US Embassy in London in 2008, and later released by WikiLeaks, Mojtaba was placed under pressure by his family to produce heirs. It required four visits, including a final stay lasting two months, and he eventually had a son who was named 'Ali' after the baby's grandfather, the then Supreme Leader. According to US intelligence, Mojtaba married relatively late in life in 2004. That was 'reportedly due to an impotency problem treated and eventually resolved during three extended visits to the UK.'Not unexpected: Crown Prince Reza Pavlavi has announced that he will serve as a transitional leader while Iran constitutes a new government (and a whole new constitution). The Conservative Party of Iran just declared itself and announced its principles. It's a pro-monarchy, secular conservative party. "Conservative" is not code here for "mullahs." It sounds like it wants to be what the UK Conservative Party should be, but is not.
'Mojtaba was expected by his family to produce children quickly, but needed a fourth visit to the UK for medical treatment,' it said.
🚨 BOMBSHELL: The Islamic Regime in Iran PAID a 47-year-old Pakistani national to assassinate President Trump in 2024. pic.twitter.com/lezwfTtVBq
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) March 6, 2026
🚨 JUST IN: These Iranians in London are being praised for going to the US Embassy to honor the fallen American troops who lost their lives to the Iran conflict
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 6, 2026
They even sung our national anthem
FOREVER heroes, the best among us 🇺🇸🙏🏻pic.twitter.com/92ELUi4QN8
Activist Calla Walsh Praises Iran's Missiles at Exhibition, Drawing Backlash Over Warren Ties 2 hours ago Walsh, a Cambridge native who volunteered for Warren's 2020 presidential bid and other Democrats, spoke at an Iranian aerospace exhibition in a clip first shared by state media in February 2026. She highlighted Iran's indigenous missile program supplying an 'axis of resistance,' prompting rebukes from figures like James Woods, who tied it to her Warren history. Walsh later shifted to militant activism, co-founding a group targeting Israeli firm Elbit Systems, leading to arrests and jail time in 2023; critics now decry her praise for IRGC weapons while she continues posting pro-Iran content online.
Pocahontas’ former staffer in her own words… pic.twitter.com/zy3IqnsR1a
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 6, 2026
Kian Tajbakhsh appeared on CNN last night to discuss the Iranian operation. It wasn't confrontational like Scott Jennings, Kevin O'Leary, or Ben Ferguson; he simply presented facts. He should know, as a former political prisoner. We discussed how liberals are trying to frame Operation Epic Fury as a new endless war, but it's not new: Iran has considered itself at war with the United States since the Iranian Revolution. Tajbakhsh was present when officials stated this--we've been at war with the Islamic Republic since 1979.Video at the link.
What he later said about the failed Obama-led Iran Nuclear Deal is what caused CNN to cut to commercial, and you can see why. Tajbakhsh plainly stated how flawed the Obama administration's logic was with this negotiation, and how giving this regime, the largest state sponsor of terrorism, billions might have led to the October 7 attacks. The fingerprints are all over it--the "straight line" as he said before, host Abby Phillip pulled the plug...
AWFUL cries over the death of Khamenei. This is what Khamenei did when he was president of Iran: he sent ten year old boys to clear minefields. Each boy was given a plastic key. They were told that when they get blown up, the plastic key would open the kingdom of heaven for them. This is the man the AWFULs cry for and call "selfless, egoless."
Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke One of the most haunting stories from the Iran--Iraq War is that the Iranian regime mass produced little plastic keys that were hung around the necks of young children who were then sent out to clear minefields, after being told that if they died the key would open the gates of heaven for them. The regime later tried to deny the story about the keys, but there is no dispute about the underlying reality tens of thousands of elementary school children were systematically indoctrinated in martyrdom and sent to clear minefields.
It was literally Khamenei doing it. https://t.co/pxyvf3UbMk pic.twitter.com/PY1PSBK3E6
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 5, 2026
A couple of days ago I posted video of what was supposed to be a memorial service outside a mosque in Manchester, England. They got mogged by Iranians celebrating his death. Well, the mosque tried to stage another tearful memorial, and they mogged it again. Check out the music. It samples Trump saying "Ayatollah Khamenei is dead, dead, dead, dead."
🚨 BREAKING.
— Kosher (@koshercockney) March 5, 2026
Second night in a row. Islamists tried to set a vigil up for the Ayatollah in Manchester again.
AGAIN Iranians turned up and showed them what the death of the Islamic Regime leader actually meant to them.
More power to them in my opinionpic.twitter.com/FhuGhizbk8
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:55 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (XV/Pl)
Mainly because it's not.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)
398 This is who AI says are Candace Owens main sponsors...now Ace can also set up a boycott once these sponsors get confirmed...
"Candace Owens is primarily sponsored by or partners with companies targeting a conservative demographic, including PureTalk wireless, supplement brand Field of Greens by BrickHouse Nutrition, and ExpressVPN. She also has an Amazon storefront and previously promoted the now-defunct "anti-woke" bank GloriFi."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM
Right On!
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: doug at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Hy+R4)
Can't f*ck little boys and goats if you can't get it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (xG4kz)
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How did they escape Britain's new laws prohibiting islamophobia?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:55 AM
This man is a Jew!
Posted by: Ich bin Uberman at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (skR0U)
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Look at me, I'm captain of the CIA now, MF'ers!
-Trump
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)
He voted with Rs. Paul voted with Ds.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (COQGW)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (sl73Y)
They're singing The Third Verse.
The one we're not allowed to.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (zdLoL)
You can tell she's very proud of the way she pronounces "Iran". Clearly, this is the main thing on which to focus. Stupid bint.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)
Thanks, Ace for all you to expose this piece of lying excrement... Tucker too.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (csP6e)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)
He voted with Rs. Paul voted with Ds.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (tOcjL)
Thanks, not surprised, really.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge
Guess that explains Chris Plante.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (77rzZ)
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I saw that. The fat black woman on the panel clearly didn't like what she was hearing.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (pDt9x)
On our side.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
"You said your mom was ok with it."
'Well...mom didn't say that I couldn't go to war...'
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (l9aEn)
I try not to confuse the policies of the current British government with the people of Britain. They are not the same.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t)
Let's face it, we shouldn't be entrusted with anything. Even we know that.
Posted by: Congress at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (f98mK)
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I saw that. The fat black woman on the panel clearly didn't like what she was hearing.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:01 PM (AlhUl)
Jennings isn't confrontational. He just says the others are fucking idiots after they get done talking.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)
And, a significant number of our citizens. Sadly.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (pDt9x)
All that to say, here is a model that I have found useful, which is to break the conscienceless into three basic types, based on IQ bands, with the middle one being the most common due to the bell curve. The first type is the low-functioning psychopaths, which I don't mean as a clinical diagnosis; as seen in Antifa booking photos, some look normal, while others may be carrying a heavy mutational load, and others show the signs of chronic chemical abuse.
The second type is the narcissistic midwit. They're dumb enough that their limited attention is fully consumed by their self-interest, clever enough to be seriously dangerous, and common enough to be found wherever humans gather. Cont.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:03 PM (GD0B3)
Disturbingly, there is no solid answer to the natural question of the incidence is of true consciencelessness. They can't even say for the clinical personality disorders that exhibit it; they can't even say just for Cluster B. For convenience, I use 6% or 1/17, which is in the wide range of guesstimates. It keeps you on your toes to consider that in any room with 50 other people, there could easily be three that would murder you in cold blood, with neither hesitation nor remorse.
How that applies to Candace Owens and other news of the day, I leave as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (AlhUl)
I wouldn't have the self control not to tell those idiots to STFU.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)
FOREVER heroes, the best among us 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/92ELUi4QN8
- Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 6, 2026
That's amazing.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)
I think he's either decided he's not going to win, so he might as well say what he thinks, or he thinks the only reason he MIGHT win is to keep saying what he thinks.
I hope this helps.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (1wjle)
Pocahontas’ former staffer in her own words…
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Calla Walsh? More like Callow Walsh. Perfect how she is wearing a hijab and saying "I'ran" like she heard from a native Farsi speaker, and crediting the weapons as being made by the indigenous people of Iran even though they are held captive by a foreign (Arab and Marxist cults) ideology.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xcxpd)
On a serious note, there's a not insignificant number number of Iranians that love the US, I remember the news where the Mullahs painted American flags on the pavement and expected Iranians to walk over them out of disrespect and they refused to do so
How come we cant emigrate those (especially the women)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (REq0p)
He now says Iran has only one way out: Unconditional surrender.
The thing is, I wouldn't even trust their unconditional surrender. It's in their book to lie.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (M0V4/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Sy6m/)
I assume these are the types who constantly use the phrase "Theory of Mind" over and over again.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (wa/yD)
Meanwhile, Kristi is getting her arsenal in order so as to be able to begin shooting doggies from minute one once PDJT makes her an agent of S.H.I.E.l.D.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 06, 2026
***
"Why does it always seem to be
Me lookin' at Jews, Jews lookin' at me?
It's always the same. It's just a shame, that's all --"
Posted by: Tucker "Phil Collins" Carlson at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)
what's this from? I swear this looks very familiar/
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
"Following his departure from Fox News, Tucker Carlson launched the "Tucker Carlson Network" (TCN) and a show on X (formerly Twitter). His current and recent sponsors for his independent ventures include:
Popular Information | Judd Legum
Popular Information | Judd Legum
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PublicSq. (PSQ): A conservative-friendly marketplace app that signed a major ad deal with Carlson in October 2023.
1789 Capital: An investment firm that provided funding for his media company.
Eight Sleep: A mattress company that has sponsored his podcast.
Beam: A supplement company that has sponsored his podcast.
Battalion: A precious metals company co-founded by Carlson.
ExpressVPN: Has appeared as a sponsor for his online content.
Hallow: The Catholic prayer app recently partnered with Carlson for a Lenten series in 2026."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (tOcjL)
The Ayatollahs are evil.
But Western Liberals wail about the Children's Crusade.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:07 PM (Ns3kx)
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I think Fetterman had another brain stroke, which has now reset his brain and made him 23.65% more MAGA
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (REq0p)
I think he's either decided he's not going to win, so he might as well say what he thinks, or he thinks the only reason he MIGHT win is to keep saying what he thinks.
I hope this helps.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)
Personally I appreciate his votes on matters pertaining to foreign affairs.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)
I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.
But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (J8tyi)
*sob* That's how I used to vote...
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at March 06, 2026 04:08 PM (f98mK)
Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)
This shuts down every single cnn argument that Trump is a rouge king and starting a war on his own without congressional approval.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (77rzZ)
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I'mma just throw this out there.........
Fetterman didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)
Can we put McConnel in a torpedo tube?
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (+nEug)
I went to school with some Iranians back in the 70's, they were arogant pricks but fun to hang out with.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (h3wuo)
tti Megan is some kind of German lesbian pron?
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (1wjle)
I don’t speak Portuguese, so
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (GD0B3)
Meanwhile, Kristi is getting her arsenal in order so as to be able to begin shooting doggies from minute one once PDJT makes her an agent of S.H.I.E.l.D.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (xG4kz)
Trump obviously did not fire her. Trump does not mince words when he fires someone. He normally starts the badmouthing publicly within the hour, if not the day. There has been nothing but praise for Noem.
By giving her a lateral move, he says "fine, Homan can be more powerful and I'm still giving kick ass Barbie another kick ass Barbie face job" - "she's been loyal, so she deserves it"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)
I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.
But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026
Ad sense revenue and ad sharing on x, this doesn’t include subscriptions or who knows what else she gets from the sketchy side of town.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Wmg4n)
On a serious note, there's a not insignificant number number of Iranians that love the US, I remember the news where the Mullahs painted American flags on the pavement and expected Iranians to walk over them out of disrespect and they refused to do so
How come we cant emigrate those (especially the women)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (REq0p)
I have a whole set of Iranian and part Iranian relatives through my late older sister. They are fine folks, been here since before 1975.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (Ns3kx)
nothing I was testing how to write Reichsmütti Megan with the umlaut.
but it's pointless because I thought mutti meant "grandma" but it just means "mom."
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)
Trace the call.
Blow up the building they are calling from.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (0N4FZ)
Rouge?
Most people say he's more of an orange...
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)
Given how much the Saudis hate and fear Iran, that should be an interesting discussion.
First, you must bring us a...shrubbery!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)
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what's this from? I swear this looks very familiar/
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026
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Someone posted it in the comments earlier this week. The original source? I dunno.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Ben Had
Saudis: You leave or we let the Americans hunt you down like dogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Ns3kx)
This is what it will take. No clerics. Mass popular uprising. Some.of the army needs to cross the line and the IRGC must be eliminated. Those assholes don't care how many people they kill in order to stay in power. You can bet some of their leadership (still alive) are looking for ways out of the country.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (skR0U)
You're not his mom!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
oh darn you're right.
I guess I was going by Heavy Metal Album Cover rules, just throw an umlaut over everything. Attitude Umlauts!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (1wjle)
By giving her a lateral move, he says "fine, Homan can be more powerful and I'm still giving kick ass Barbie another kick ass Barbie face job" - "she's been loyal, so she deserves it"...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (tOcjL)
looks like we are setting up a number of Orgs to get the South Americans up and running as allies in improving the Western Hemisphere. Noam looks to be our rep in the non military one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (Wnqw0)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (iu4Pw)
Fallaci didn't take crap when she interviewed Ayatollah Khomeini. She tore off her burkha in mid-interview, gave the thug a piece of her mind, and stormed out of the room.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: tubal
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He voted with the GOP majority. I think Rand voted the other way.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (p8iTN)
Go judge shop. Find one sympathetic to the administration.
This shit gets so fucking old.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (jtM2q)
Those four get a ton of money from AIPAC. Until we get rid of anyone who takes their money or otherwise puts Israel's interests before ours, we're cooked. There's too many of them in our government.
How do they decide whose turn it is to vote with republicans, thus giving them whatever they want while keeping up the pretense of democracy?
We don't vote them out. This is literally against the constitution. We have checks and balances FOR A FUCKING REASON! I think the French had a good idea on how to handle situations like this
This feels like “let’s give him rope so we can game this inevitable failure for the midterms “ , which is a terrible game to play with the lives of service people and civilians.
Talarico has shown a new way to campaign. You can invoke the jesus stuff without being all the way insane, and you can make gestures towards the religious stuff while holding true to important principles. Theres a blueprint for getting rid of these guys.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 04:13 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Taylor at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (mGFn3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)
It's a term related to the looksmaxxing community, meaning you stole the attention from someone else.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (wa/yD)
Baton Rouge is the state capital of Louisiana.
Baton Rogue is the tire iron you keep under the driver's seat of your vehicle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (iu4Pw)
Of course a Democrat was President then.
Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (gQFwH)
I think it means that your "aura" overpowers your rivals' aura. Like when Sydney Sweeney deadeyed that ugly magazine writer AWFUL, they said she "mogged" her.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (Wmg4n)
I think that money should be followed to see where it's ACTUALLY coming from.
But I'm a wacked out conspiracy theorist retard, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026
Ad sense revenue and ad sharing on x, this doesn’t include subscriptions or who knows what else she gets from the sketchy side of town.
Posted by: Piper
Also a reminder, Google owns and operates YouTube. For all that implies.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 04:12 PM (2WIwB)
you start to care how many peeps are being killed when they turn out to be from your side most of the time.
One thing air power and drones can do is screw with assembled troops/cops/ammo supplies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (sFNX2)
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A prepubescent male or female goat?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
"unconditional surrender."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (ehY6c)
___
I think it's just another British slang word, like chuffed, knackered, gutted, kaffir, allahu akbar...etc.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (Dv3i1)
Müde...?
Posted by: That Nazi Guard Who Discovers Indiana Jones in the Submarine Pen at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (CNl8/)
The first meeting of Shield is tomorrow in Florida. A number of Latin American leaders will be there along with Marco, Hegseth and Trump. And Noem.
Does that sound like a demotion to anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)
A similar approach to Spain, when the fascist government there was overthrown.
Posted by: The EU! at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:11 PM (CNl8/)
It's a term related to the looksmaxxing community, meaning you stole the attention from someone else.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (wa/yD)
means "one upped"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (79pEw)
***************
Any female relatives that are single?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (REq0p)
*sigh
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)
Resist!!! Start a movement! I will join you. ( That’s, 2). Anyone else?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (pDt9x)
Wrong take.
He has a good level of support, legitimacy and has repeatedly asserted that he wants to head the Transition to an Independent Gov't of the Iranian People's choosing.
Having a figurehead will be good for them and doubly so that he wants to be a transitional figure.
They are not ashamed of their heritage. They are ashamed they allowed it to be hijacked for as long as it has been.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (l9aEn)
A hero and idol to the Left had he succeeded in his mission.
Action figures of the assassin would be sold everywhere.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Big Mooch at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (OUMaO)
The summary is she makes a shizzleton of money for being a kook, and she doesn’t have a small following, which is scary, Ace is right in his position.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)
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If I was slated to be the next guy to get blown up by America, I probably couldn't get hard either and my boners are legendary.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wnqw0)
oh yeah
i'm actually looking forward to the longer days.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (1wjle)
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Can't f*ck little boys and goats if you can't get it up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Perhaps the problem was that he was sexually attracted to little boys and goats ... a woman, not so much.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (ksbjf)
Allah's blessings and peace-be-upon any generous contributor willing to monetarily support my bringing the truth to the AOS comment page!
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (7S15B)
I dig the rap you're laying down, man, but you're wrong. Pahlavi has already said he would be a transitional figure, a la King Juan Carlos of Spain. His job is to supervise a clean set of elections, and then retire, and I believe that's what he intends to do. Any attempt to reinstitute the monarchy on a permanent basis would end with him up against a wall.
Perhaps after he supervises clean elections in Iran, he could come to America and do the same thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM (sFNX2)
There's more than one Ayatollah. "Supreme Leader of Iran" and "Ayatollah" are not synonyms.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (wa/yD)
*sigh
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:14 PM (GD0B3)
I hate it. We should only fall back from now on. Twice a month. It would be so perfect. Gain a whole day each year. And it would align with my natural insomnia.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (GD0B3)
Does that sound like a demotion to anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)
let them have their 15 minutes of victory while Noem gets her cat suits ready for the Latins and hires them to build 180000 cells in prisons.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (7S15B)
Posted by: Diabeetus
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I know, right?
Posted by: Charles R. at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: garrett
Kinda like that last king of Afghanistan when he presided over the loya jirga to set up the new government of the country.
Hopefully, the political situation in Iran goes better than that in Afghanistan did.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS
I tend to agree with the exception. Congress does have spending clause power to remove a president's ability to spend money on a specific conflict. This comes directly from the old pre English Civil War struggle between Parliament and the Crown. The Crown started levying ancient feudal era charges on cities to provide ships for a way among other things like requiring forced war loans from people without the agreement of Parliament.
Earl of Buckingham was involved (the guy that got assassinated in the Three Musketeers books by Dumas) and Charles I and Buckingham wanted war with France. Buckingham was also unsuccessfully impeached by Parliament when Charles I dissolved Parliament in the middle of it.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)
but it's pointless because I thought mutti meant "grandma" but it just means "mom."
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It could be assumed to be 'bitch', so it's probably still a 80% effective insult.
Posted by: Methos at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (GD0B3)
I love how the Brits keep trying to refight the Crimean War in Ukraine. Sending an admiral to try and blow up the bridge connecting it to mainland Russia and all that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
thank *you.* She has always been a black leftist grifter. She started her "career" off with a racehoax and now she's attacking Erika Kirk because she's white and she outshined Cavernous Nostrils.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: John Candy at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (l9aEn)
The White House meeting schedules reflected Eisenhower’s desire for order. His cabinet met every Friday, with Eisenhower beginning each meeting by observing a silent prayer.
Once, when he forgot, cabinet secretary Max Rabb slipped a note to remind him. Eisenhower blurted out, “Goddammit! We forgot the silent prayer!”
LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (d6jY2)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (tmaEb)
Come here with that sucker, and put it right in my nostrils. That’ll straighten it out.
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (7S15B)
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Please tell me there was "a land acknowledgement" of the stolen property of the Elamites, Medes, and Persians.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (iu4Pw)
Talarico has shown a new way to campaign. You can invoke the jesus stuff without being all the way insane, and you can make gestures towards the religious stuff while holding true to important principles. Theres a blueprint for getting rid of these guys.
—+++
Oh dear heavens.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (Wmg4n)
First they unleashed the ampersands... but I said nothing because I could already use ampersands
Then they unleashed the opening and closing tags... and still I said nothing because such trivialities were beneath me.
Now they are unleashing the umlauts because they are louts themselves... ü ö ï ë ä
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM (REq0p)
President Biden's Cryptic response is the following...
"Giant Clams, Jimmy Carter. etc... etc....etc..."
CNN believes that President Biden does not support the war based on his well thought out answer....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (thvln)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: XTC
Ayatollah,.....
don't know her.
Posted by: Charles F at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at March 06, 2026 04:21 PM (skR0U)
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
·
1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7S15B)
Posted by: Charles F at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)
he'd be right to do it for the lulz.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
In Iran a Half Goat and Half Man is called.....
"Ayatollah"
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (My2aF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (xG4kz)
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (7S15B)
Can we get tucker's bedroom demon to confirm that for us?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)
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"If you kill Trump, they will cum."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)
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At the moment, a lot of UK people are really upset that, after the Persians launched a ballistic missile at Cyprus, it was going to take a British destroyer a full week to make its appearance in the Levant.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Well. Okay then.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (CNl8/)
The Horror...... The Horror...............
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (My2aF)
The following music is for fighting -
https://tinyurl.com/mvw362y7
Posted by: 13times at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (pBdmv)
Posted by: Candace Owens Nostrils at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (7S15B)
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
Huh, I saw a post that claimed he had been executed for spying for Israel. I won't claim he's a good guy; he's probably just trying to save his ass, but still...
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
They really DID follow the plot of the Vince Flynn book. Damn!
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (l9aEn)
@DrEliDavid
1h
🚨 Breaking: IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani is confirmed safe in Israel 🇮🇱
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
Misssed him by THAT much!
Be funny if Mossad engineered a fake arrest and carry off to execution to get him out of the country.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
Then they unleashed the opening and closing tags... and still I said nothing because such trivialities were beneath me.
Now they are unleashing the umlauts because they are louts themselves... ü ö ï ë ä
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Stands in awe of an umlauter.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (oKJ0C)
I do think that Iran murdered him.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Martin Tell
There's that famous story of the three of them at the men's room urinal with Arnold Palmer, and Donny just having to pull his out halfway to win the measuring contest.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)
Off the building!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)
The fight against the Iran Mullacracy a is personal. Khomeini was the enemy as are those who follow him.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (47/pr)
Well. Okay then.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (OoFl2)
The opposite of the Gruesome Newsom strategy...
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (wa/yD)
Well. Okay then.
Posted by: Piper
So he's also a hell of a lot smarter than Gavin Newsome.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (77rzZ)
yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)
And, in front of a camera--and everything now takes place in front of a camera--doesn't it also include "mugging"; like, hogging the camera shot?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:20 PM
Let us not conflate the umlaut with the diaeresis diacritic, however.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (0sNs1)
I bet they all lined up to play with the hair on his legs immediately following his speech.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (AaEou)
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I do wonder if the Sunnis in Iran's neighborhood, happy that the Shias are getting smoked today, in a generation will be bothered that Iran is hodgepodge of Christians, Atheists, Zoroastrians, Ba'hai, Jews, and still some Shias, and start agitating for re-conquest.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (rj6Yv)
They sent a few to the Houthi war but they all broke down. They may have to go back to tradition and steal some boats from the French Navy going forward.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:26 PM (xG4kz)
i thought Iran killed him?!
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
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Well, he's dead to us!
Posted by: A Voice From An Undisclosed Location in Persia at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (rj6Yv)
"Deep Throat" during the Watergate Investigation....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (YuOiR)
Hate to break it to you, but the length of the day stays the same.
Indian say, "Only white man could cut off end of blanket, sew it to other end, and say blanket is longer."
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: ace
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Agreed wholeheartedly. Was a DW subscriber early on, until they brought her in. Dropped my sub. Re-started it the day after they showed her the curb. I knew enough then to vote with my wallet.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (tmaEb)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
Or two little tiny eyes?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (+YA9H)
Well. Okay then.
Did he really say that? Between him and Newsom, blacks might want to reconsider their support of the Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Somebody named Moy Miz explains Trump’s relationship to the Muslim world.
Moy Miz
@moymiz
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain
France
Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (d6jY2)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (47/pr)
Khomeini has been dead since 1989.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (wa/yD)
Which is odd because "tried to assassinate our leader" has always been considered grounds for war.
I remember where was a discussion about Iran trying to assassinate Trump - looks like this was a separate once from the two American NatSec attempts during the campaign.
And something to vote, the first American guy came within a few inches of killing Trump...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)
yes but more meaning "outshined"/"upstaged"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:18 PM (1wjle)
And, in front of a camera--and everything now takes place in front of a camera--doesn't it also include "mugging"; like, hogging the camera shot?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:25 PM (+YA9H)
Not a requirement, the camera pans to them naturally
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (8avO+)
Indian say, "Only white man could cut off end of blanket, sew it to other end, and say blanket is longer."
well I don't get up until 8 so for me, the day will be longer.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (1wjle)
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"You say that -- murdering, raping, and mutilating children -- like it's a bad thing, h8r!"
/The Enlightened GloboHomo Deep State Western IslamoFascist Commie Nihilist Satanist Islamunists
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: rocky raccoon at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (ehY6c)
____
And after everything I've done for you....
Posted by: Carter's Shade at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (Dv3i1)
"Deep Throat" during the Watergate Investigation....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News
She wasn't Deep Throat.
She admitted she was deep throating during Watergate.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026
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In Brit slang "moggy" or "moggie" means a tabby cat. I thought "mogged" meant one group pounced on another like a cat on a mouse!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (+nEug)
He was only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (l9aEn)
So close to a big sock win!
Posted by: Billy Crystal at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (RfVfI)
You really are a woman, aren’t you.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026
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I think you have to go to a hospital or clinic for that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (wzUl9)
He understands the significance of "unconditional surrender."
(forgive me if my attempt at a bold sig lands me in the barrel)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (HjVhR)
I grokked that story, and as far as anyone can tell, it's fake. Still, it's too good not to circulate.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
==
this has to be a joke
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (0U5gm)
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He can build castles in the clouds with his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (FXNzP)
But DST has nothing to do with that.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (fYhK6)
Sheeeeeeeet Bloods and Mamas What be Happenin ???
Ho Bro's and Crazy Mama's........
I am going downtown South Philly to pick up some Crazy Mama's with Jessie later today...
What you say Honky White Trash Trump ????
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (PRjlk)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
You really are a woman, aren’t you.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:29 PM (AaEou)
h8er!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (+YA9H)
By a 56%-44% margin, respondents said they oppose the military action.
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Diabeetus at
A nation needs a long attached symbol. If he can realize this is his sole purpose he is of high transition value.
I think he does.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)
It’s 1am in Tehran right now. So night ops are in full swing.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (AaEou)
Great Britain
France
Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (FXNzP)
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* snort *
Too bad Minnesomalia and New Zimbroadway City didn't make that list ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:15 PM
Dude. You're not new here. The Style Guide demands umlaut usage when discussing Queensrÿche.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (0sNs1)
I call dibs on this enhancement.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n)
he'd be right to do it for the lulz.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
He should do it for the lulz. Candace wants to be Oprah, so there's a bountiful field of comedy to be picked.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)
Biden to the black crowd at Jesse Jackson's funeral: “I am a Hell of a lot smarter than most of you”
And no one in the crowd shouted out, "Idiot says, 'What?'"
I am disappoint.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)
Yes, but it's always a good thing to run fake stories that make Muslims think that the Jewish People are owning them 24/7 and any one of their "trusted" Muslim commanders could secretly be Jewish.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (wa/yD)
Well. Okay then.
Did he really say that? Between him and Newsom, blacks might want to reconsider their support of the Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)
He did, it was in the context of being made fun of for a stutter, but even his context was like he was speaking to that crowd, not an anonymous they out there in the ether.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (OoFl2)
Marist College. Good lord. That's scraping the barrel.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026
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In Brit slang "moggy" or "moggie" means a tabby cat. I thought "mogged" meant one group pounced on another like a cat on a mouse!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Moggy is just a non purebred cat, not necessarily tabby although many of them are tabbys, of course.
In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)
It can now be revealed that he played a key role in the elimination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh, Hezbollah leaders Nasrallah and Safieddine, and elimination of Khamenei and top IRGC generals.
==
this has to be a joke
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)
Nothing about it in the Israel Times, so
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (n5tGW)
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He can build castles in the clouds with his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026
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"Well, so can I; and so can any man. But will those castles remain floating when I open my eyes?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Indy Bill at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (X6hcS)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (vFG9F)
See I don't even know if Qaani was the head of the Qods? force that was killed as a suspected Mossad agent.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (vlkz/)
Trump is from Queens. All Queens Guys have an attitude and are meaner than a junkyard dog...
Most Democrats and Libs do not understand this and get F**ked every time they screw with Trump...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 06, 2026
Back in my day we just called it "shown up."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (HjVhR)
(note I didn't say communism because, well)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)
She'd have to gain a lot of weight first.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)
Bonchie retweeted
@marcthiessen
19h
No one cares
Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (+nEug)
Similar to all the "It must be renamed Persia" people missing Iranians on social media saying they want it to stay ""Iran".
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)
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Does the GEOTUS ever sleep?
He's 16 years my senior -- and in worse physical shape (although like him, I'm a fast-food junkie) and I wish I had half his energy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)
Heh. That dead horse has not only been beaten, it has been minced, and pureed.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (pDt9x)
In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat
Can you use "mutt" or "mongrel" to describe a mixed-breed cat?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1)
He went full Newsom? You *never* go full Newsom.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (2ocoG)
oh yeah
i'm actually looking forward to the longer days.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM
If present trends continue, we will have 28 hours of daylight every day by next December.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (wa/yD)
Probably? For normal people, Theory of Mind is just a stage of early childhood development where you realize that other people have thoughts about you, and those thoughts are shaped by how you act, so you ought to be careful how you act. You learn it and move on. For the high-functioning sociopath, it's a deep insight that they have to constantly consciously employ, since intuitive, emotional empathy never kicks in.
Or that's my layperson understanding, I'm just a guy with a mind of my own dealing with other people with minds, not a professional psychologist.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Speechin' da troof to power!
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had
In the middle of Ramadan?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (FXNzP)
"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)
Agreed! I just heard that on MSNOW!
Posted by: Worried in Seattle at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (RfVfI)
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That was different because Obama is gay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026
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I guess you could, though "mutt" is pretty much attached to the dog. Most people writing or talking about non-purebreds say "mixed-breed cat," though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)
They're used to the usual "by your leave, sir" Republicans, many of which, alas, still infest Congress.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)
Mogh was Worf's father on Star Trek.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wa/yD)
Ok, she's done. No more weed for MTG.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had
In the middle of Ramadan?!!
But the UN has airlifted 10,000 Goats into Iran for Ramadan....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (YuOiR)
>>He's 16 years my senior -- and in worse physical shape (although like him, I'm a fast-food junkie) and I wish I had half his energy.
The number of major things on his plate is astounding and he just keeps going. He's obviously unique but coming after Biden who called a lid everyday at 9 am the contrast is incredible.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (viF8m)
"Some people think that's sexy" - E. Jean Carroll
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)
"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026
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Vince Vance and the Valiants did a version of that in 1979-80.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vE0+H)
That’s why people are burning them down.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (AaEou)
Can you imagine the horror of being one of Candy O's children?
Daily sweeps for Mossad bugs on your person scheduled for 0800, 1200, 1600 and 2000, with two more thrown in at random times just of shits and grins?
"WHERE IS IT? OUT WITH IT, YOU!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (xG4kz)
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As Sly Stone said, Boom, cha ka la ka, Boom cha ka la ka, Boom
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (83+LM)
In the genetic sense all cats have are tabbys and tabby gene, but other genes can cover up the pattern.
Posted by: Oldcat
Can you use "mutt" or "mongrel" to describe a mixed-breed cat?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)
You can, but it isn't common. Mixed breed or Alley cat is more common, and "domestic" is the fanciest. It is pretty new for people to thing the default "cat" might be purebred.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:36 PM (4NO2D)
ALL OF FLORIDA WILL BE UNDER WATER!!!1!1!!
Posted by: Al Gore at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (aqZN1)
People here should be honest and admit the likely outcomes in this situation. Highest likelihood is that the regular army, not the IRGC, rises up and imposes a neutral military dictatorship. Better than what’s there now, but not great and won’t have popular support.
The next most likely outcome is that both the IRGC and the regular army collapse as their leadership is killed and no one takes charge of anything. Iran devolves into 4 or 5 ethnic proto-states; an Azeri section, a Kurdish section, a Persian section, and so forth. That will be chaos.
Pahlavi offers a much more stable and sustainable future than any of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (vE0+H)
The more he can freeze out and isolate the CCP, the better.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (d6jY2)
The Wellstone funeral got race-swapped.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (Y8DZL)
@FmrRepMTG
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)
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That's a sub-80 IQ right there ...
OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (iu4Pw)
How's the hegira to Indiana coming along?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)
What a shame we don't still have Lalo Schifrin and Morricone around to score this action. It's worthy of them.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:39 PM (pDt9x)
One issue with lost indoor cats is that the fright does awake a self protective feral reversion and they don't answer if the owner calls. You have to find and get them and return them to their normal home to break them out of it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)
The Naked Prancing around Day.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)
Kevin Bass's post (on X today) meticulously reviews 40 documents mentioning Donald Trump across 1.39 million Epstein-related DOJ files, revealing a 1990s social friendship that ended in 2004 when Trump banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago after an alleged underage assault there, with no documented contact afterward.
Key evidence includes Trump's cooperation with victims' attorney Brad Edwards, a single 1997 domestic flight log entry, and FBI investigations dismissing anonymous tips as uncorroborated, contrasting sharply with thousands of documents linking others like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates to deeper ties.
Recent DOJ releases of previously withheld files echo the post's findings, surfacing unsubstantiated 1980s assault claims from a single 2019 FBI interview that yielded no charges or follow-up, underscoring the lack of proven misconduct despite extensive scrutiny.
(worth reading the original in its entirety).
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 06,
Well my cat just ate a pretzel, so I think he is probably not going feral soon.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (n5tGW)
"Oopsie! Oh look at those secondary explosions!"
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (dK+Kv)
I'm also going to put a gold star on your personnel file.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)
There's a reasonable chance the Commies will try to take over.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist
NEW, from me @J_Insider—New York City's First Lady, Zohran Mamdani's wife, liked Instagram posts celebrating the Oct. 7 attacks on Israel, including one that featured stills from livestreams of the assault and labeled it "systemic change for collective liberation."
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And a question.
Jason Curtis Anderson
@JCAndersonNYC
Can someone at the NYTimes explain to me why we should care about Dan Goldman’s wife’s pro-Israel posts but not Zohran’s wife’s pro-Hamas posts?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (FXNzP)
If you know what I mean..... Wink..... Wink......
While we are trapped in our bomb shelters
Posted by: The Present Ayatollah in hiding in Iran at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (i3lyM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
Cat breeds are just selecting a coat, body form and pattern from the general pool of cat genes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 06,
Well my cat just ate a pretzel, so I think he is probably not going feral soon.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (OoFl2)
Narrator: It was a kale pretzel, and the kitty is plotting to eat your face off because of it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026
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They get attached to humans and their goodies, though. Big black Wolf had been turned out and abandoned when his humans got evicted. For a while he made a living going door to door for handouts, and was very pleased when I took him in. He could have gone feral, but didn't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)
@FmrRepMTG
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:35 PM (+YA9H)
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That's a sub-80 IQ right there ...
OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).
Posted by: ShainS -
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MTG got revealed today about receiving campaign funds, like Massie, from a far left Muzzie donor. Trying to hide that in search engines. Same guy/family donated to the Squad, massive donations to Act Blue, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
OUT: TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
IN: TDM (Trump Derangement Meltdown).
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (iu4Pw)
And if MTG had balls she'd still be a cunt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Well, Islamic communion uses TNT.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (FXNzP)
They might actually have drinking water in the capital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)
Shaving off bits of the exterior could be used to make deals with several neighbors. A Kurd district/state could be useful to several neighbors with fractious minorities.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
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And sometimes personality. Consider the Ragdoll, who goes limp and relaxed when picked up. Many mixed-breed cats do that, but the Ragdoll has it in his breed standard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (DgMqy)
The Naked Prancing around Day.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)
We call those days....Weekdays!
Posted by: Pete and Chasten at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Don't think too hard on the topic. When you pay a whore, she does things with her mouth
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (gKWVE)
"GLOBAL WARMING" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (ff2r3)
They might actually have drinking water in the capital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
you should see how they looked in the 60s and 70s. There are some films from Teheran, looks like any western state at the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Common Tater
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Passed over Richard Nixon's Veto. And every subsequent president (except mebbe Obama or Biden) have maintained its unconstitutionality. All have complied with reporting provisions but have argued freedom to use force.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)
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"Welcome to The Trump Gaza-illa Tower -- The Tallest Building in The Middle East! With the World's First 72-Virgin Hole Golf Coarse ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (iu4Pw)
That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
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That was different because Obama is gay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)
; )
evergreen
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:43 PM (+nEug)
people who spew anti Pahlavi propaganda that sounds remarkably like The People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran aka MEK, are very suspect
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (0MjtC)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..... You F**ked up and trusted me..... Sorry it won't happen again (Not !!!!!!!)
Posted by: Donny T. at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (ff2r3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
Best Pulled Pork?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
How much does it cost for the undercatting?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (dK+Kv)
That’s why people are burning them down.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Why aren't they taking the weapons.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (83+LM)
That donor also gave Massie an award for something from his pro-Muslim group.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
Well, he is growing a neckbeard. Now if MTG starts wearing a “ headscarf”.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
The so called developer of Ragdolls was a lunatic. Many cats relax when their owner holds them. I had a longhair tabby mix, body style very long legged and lean who did that, but after his timer ticked down would surprise you with a huge hiss and you had to put him on the ground if you know what was good for you. Good old Julius Caesar.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
I always kiss them on the mouth. Jane, public relations
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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For a time, she used the deranged Milo for managing her social media accounts. Dunno about now. The groyper brigade are an absolute shit show on X with their rantings amplified by bots and posting mills in the Turd World. We shall see if it drops off soon.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (AaEou)
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MTG can too grow a neckbeard!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 04:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vFG9F)
The Jews did this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (ff2r3)
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That was different because Obama is gay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (vE0+H)
; )
evergreen
Posted by: m
I thought he was half black?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (oKJ0C)
you should see how they looked in the 60s and 70s. There are some films from Teheran, looks like any western state at the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM
I've even seen photos of the ladies in Afghanistan and they were dressed in western mini skirts too and it makes me really sad for them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ZujI1)
Some have. But they are being very careful about arming up and providing a pretext for getting shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)
Well, he is growing a neckbeard. Now if MTG starts wearing a “ headscarf”.
Posted by: tubal
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And the presenter was the former executive director of Iran's version of AIPAC. Award was in Dec. 2025. I think with what is coming out now, Massie may be heading toward retirement soon via a primary loss.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)
"Bomb .... Bomb .... Bomb ..... Bomb Iran.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (YuOiR)
John McCain was singing that.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM
The bottom half is white.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: fd
Make it legal and I'll give you a 10 minute window.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (83+LM)
Eight minutes to the 5 pm drink time, if I can get my hands to stop shaking.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 04:51 PM (vFG9F)
Soon they will send an Uber for you. Just like Kevorkian, the ghouls are never satisfied.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)
We co exist. Costs me in the winter.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Marcus T
Their shitshow comment section reminds me of stench rising from waste treatment plants. To be fair, Breitbart is about as bad.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (83+LM)
They are wondering if they picked the right Middle Eastern Asian to back. Pakistan is not as good as Persia.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (pDt9x)
Their minds are wired wrong.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (NYInA)
Posted by: toby928(c)
I wonder if that's etymologically related to "Khomeni"? I would guess so, but I don't know Farsi. Maybe it's a variation akin to the "Mc-" vs. "Mac-" thing in the Celtic languages.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl
We don't care.
Posted by: Feminist Groups at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Eight minutes to the 5 pm drink time, if I can get my hands to stop shaking.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM
This is so bad but I prefer day drinking so the booze wears off and I can sleep. If I have more than 2 drinks in the evening I get insomnia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:47 PM
I've even seen photos of the ladies in Afghanistan and they were dressed in western mini skirts too and it makes me really sad for them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:52 PM (ZujI1)
yeah the progressives here that toppled the Shah have a lot to answer for.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
The answer may be having an Eastern European supermodel as your third wife. Trump seems active!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (/C62k)
They might actually have drinking water in the capital.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)
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Or Flint, Michigan!!
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)
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Pretty sure mine are all mutts of some kind. Mostly American Shorthair, though. No long-haired kitties for me. Hexie probably has some Maine Coone in her somewhere. Polydactylism on all of her paws (very rare) is a bit of a giveaway.
All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:53 PM
This is so bad but I prefer day drinking so the booze wears off and I can sleep. If I have more than 2 drinks in the evening I get insomnia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ZujI1)
Not a problem with 22!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: James Earl Carter at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
The main guy has ties to the GRU. When you understand that, the articles they write make complete sense. Just guess what the worst outcome would be for the US and that will be their article. They frame everything as being libertarian *makes OK sign*. It’s a Russian propaganda op.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (AaEou)
I think he does.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y)
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Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.
Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (p8iTN)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)
But plotting, always the plotting.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (pDt9x)
All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)
plenty of polydactyl cats aren't MCs. Hemingway's cats in Florida, I think is one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)
Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
Posted by: Diabeetus at March
There seems to be a strong swell of support for his return from the Iranians.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (OoFl2)
My house operates as a Cat Colony. lol
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 04:56 PM (ESVrU)
But plotting, always the plotting.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 04:57 PM
Are we talking about cats or Iranian women?
Posted by: toby928(c) reads from the bottom up at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)
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Due to budget cuts from provincial government, the family of the deceased has to cover the cost of the bullet. Sore-y
- Love Canada's Health Service
Posted by: Feminist Groups at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Indiana judge blocks state's abortion ban because it supposedly violates religious liberty 😑
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I didn't even know there were that many Moloch worshippers around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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The perfect reverse barometer -- like the original ShitMidas.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Fick Nuentes?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+YA9H)
Are we talking about cats or Iranian women?
Posted by: toby928(c) reads from the bottom up at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)
"Don't make me cut you......"
- - - - - Italian Women
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
I have read ZeroHedge warning me about 437 recessions. It is to laugh.
Their COVID-19 Wuhan coverage was good, but mostly from Epoch Times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)
While the former was, indeed, better than the present. The Shah was a corrupt piece of excrement and created the weaknesses that led to the Theocracy. He would have been the lesser of two evils. As usual, the Democrat President at the time (Carter) displayed the commonplace behavior of Liberals...claiming the moral highground without any consideration what-so-ever for consequences.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sifty at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (qUttK)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026
And then you go really crazy and get my cats!
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (3ek7K)
All of them are delightfully sweet and affectionate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026
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My big red longhaired tabby w/ white, Arizona, probably had some of the MC genes; he looked it. Personality-wise, not so much. And the chances of a purebred Maine Coon kitten being picked up on the street in 1983 by the SPCA, when the only breeder in the area was thirty or more miles away? Not high.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Welcome to McMAIDers! Would you like flies with that?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (iu4Pw)
And sometimes personality. Consider the Ragdoll, who goes limp and relaxed when picked up. Many mixed-breed cats do that, but the Ragdoll has it in his breed standard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)
Or Russian Blues that without reason will bring forth the bitch-slapper with sharp claws extended.
I do have to say that my Maine Coon and Tabby have awesome personalities. The Tabby barely left my side while I was being treated for cancer. Even today, if I cough, she meows just to make sure I'm ok.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM
Has he dropped out of the run off?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (+nEug)
No young american conservative has ever heard of Barry Goldwater.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (06Hmj)
Indiana judge blocks state's abortion ban because it supposedly violates religious liberty 😑
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I didn't even know there were that many Moloch worshippers around.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 04:58 PM (FXNzP)
Even the Moloch worshipers only did it when there was a crisis that needed the god to be appeased.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: fd
God is not pleased........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (AaEou)
Posted by: Diabeetus at March
SAVAK. And I bet a lot of their guys went to work for the mullahs, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (77rzZ)
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Sarah Malcangi
@MalcangiSarah
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1m
Arab media reports claim that Iran has executed IRGC Quds Force commander Esmail Qaani after accusing him of spying for Israel’s Mossad and providing information related to Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.
The reports cite unnamed sources and have not been officially confirmed by Iranian authorities. Qaani had previously survived assassination attempts and was considered a close figure within Iran’s leadership.
(ILTV)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m
MTG's business needs a look-see. State and federal contracts. In cahoots with Fani? Could be fun.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Pavlov - at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM
Has he dropped out of the run off?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)
sources say yes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)
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Good kitty!
They look after us a lot more than we realize. I understand they even check up on us in the middle of the night when we're asleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (4NO2D)
No, but I really can't believe that dude's career is on a "still going to exist" trajectory right now, election or no.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (06Hmj)
@FmrRepMTG
Mar 5
Tucker would beat Trump if he ran for President and Trump tried to violate the constitution and tried to run again for a third term.
Posted by: m
ooooooo Kay
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: fd
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is there a drive-thru?
Posted by: Don Black
Maybe like those drive through car washes that get your car on the line and pull it through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (06Hmj)
Grok
@grok
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4m
Replying to @momenzellmii
and @DrEliDavid
This is fake/satirical. No credible reports place Esmail Qaani in Israel or confirm he defected or aided assassinations. Recent unverified rumors (from Arab media, social posts) suggest Iran suspects him of Mossad ties and may have detained/executed him internally amid war fallout—but he's repeatedly "died" in rumors only to resurface. The image is a meme.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (E4rtv)
Older ones who hate the Ayatollah might still remember the monarchy wasn't that great either. They had a not-so-nice secret police that made life miserable for anyone who didn't like the monarchy.
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This is full on bullshit. hundreds of thousands of young people in Iran who went to protest the ayatollahs, and die for it, were yelling, "this is the Final Battle, Pahlavi will return". They know exactly who Pahlavi is.
The myth of "secret police" and other bad deeds of the late shah was agitprop that Marxist and Communists, trained in USSR were using to overthrow the shah, and who did overthrow Constitutional Monarchy of Iran with the help of of Ayatollah. Who later went on a murder spree. The so called "secret police" was internal security who tried to get rid of jihadist and USSR infiltrators.
Please stop embarrassing yourself.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ZujI1)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (FXNzP)
That would be a horrible way to go....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)
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"Stage One Thinking [h/t Thomas Sowell]" -- The Trademark of Every Infantile Retard.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 05:04 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 06, 2026 05:01 PM (N39Ws)
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Good kitty!
They look after us a lot more than we realize. I understand they even check up on us in the middle of the night when we're asleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 05:03 PM (ESVrU)
My "doctor" cat Chatters at me if I cough too much.
She slept next to my broken arm day and night until it fully healed, then went back to her normal habits.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)
What sweet accounts, OCID, "Perfesser" and Old Cat; Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:22 PM (Nx5jP)
Most younger Iranians don't know who he is. I don't think they see him as a symbol of anything.
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Oral memory and oral tradition can be very strong, especially when an adversary is trying to eliminate you and the memory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 05:25 PM (83+LM)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 05:27 PM (cS1cw)
What's his name?
Khamenei. Completely different guy.
Opps - Khamenei is dead, but don't worry, we have this new guy to run Iran!
What's his name?
Ah, it's Khamenei. Completely different guy though.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 06:01 PM (HRH9e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 06, 2026 06:03 PM (HRH9e)
Candace Owens to Military-Aged Men: Trump Has Betrayed You, Do Not Join or Remain in the Military, Abandon Your Posts and Take Dishonorable Discharges
She wants people in the military to desert.
Candace OwensShe also, by the way, is doing a seven part series called "Bride of Charlie."
@RealCandaceO Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran. Never forget what they did to him.
She began her "political career" by accusing her classmates of leaving racist voicemails on her answering machine. She never provided evidence for this, but she did sue everyone. She then parlayed that Race Hoax into a media career. She started on the hard "woke" left. I mean, she always has been on the hard "woke" left. She just found it amusing to con the rubes into thinking she was a "conservative firebrand" for a few years.
'I think that Candace can be opposed,' Boreing continues, 'I think that she must be opposed, [but] I don't think that she can be defeated.' ...
The show Candace was launched at the Daily Wire on March 19, 2021, despite Boreing harboring reservations about her. After all, she began her media career on the left-side of the political spectrum, critically writing in 2015 about the Tea Party and then-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.
So again, I'm so, so sorry to engage in "in-fighting" against this Important Conservative Voice who is now using every single show to post conspiracy theories about Erika Kirk being a lesbian murderess and child-rapist.
Looking back, Boreing says he assumed Owen had undergone a 'political evolution' but now he realizes it was a reversible 'transition.' 'She's really actually just sort of detransitioning,' Boreing joked. 'She's returning to her first identity.' Beneath it all, he argues, Owens is driven by an all-encompassing desire for fame. 'She used to tell [PragerU CEO] Marissa Strite that her goal was to be the most famous woman in the world,' Boreing claims. 'She said it in a different way to me, but she said essentially the same thing, which is that she wanted to be Oprah.' In short, Boreing doubts that Owens holds any real views. 'Candace uses ideology in the same way that she uses conspiracy, or in the same way that she uses slander, and that's for clicks. 'She's post-political, she's openly telling people not to vote. She's saying that she's no longer entrapped by this right-wing divide in the country. She's about something else. And what she's about is Candace Owens.' ... Perhaps, the most revelatory moment for Boreing in his relationship with Owens occurred as they discussed the rise of white nationalist streamer Nick Fuentes. Boreing claims he confronted Owens over her refusal to distance herself from Fuentes and his racist, antisemite Groyper movement. Her response shocked him. 'I could not understand the positions she was talking and her unwillingness to
stand up against what were very obviously bad actors starting to emerge in the [right-wing] movement. 'One of the conversations in particular was about Nick Fuentes and the Groypers. She called them the YouTube Boys. And she said: I'll never go against the YouTube boys, are you crazy? I don't go against the YouTube boys.' 'I said, "Candace, what is it that you actually believe?"' Boreing recounts, 'That's when she said the unbelievable line: I believe what the people believe, I'm the voice of the people. 'It's actually one of the most honest things that I think Candace has ever said,' Boreing reflects. 'She views herself as primarily a famous person. She is going to give the people what they want. And she has an unbelievable instinct, as many incredibly talented people do, to [determine] which way the river is flowing at any given time. She knows where the clicks are.' 'Candace would have worn a yarmulke if she thought that that's the way the world was going, if that's how she was going to get the most and easiest clicks.' [T]he 'final straw' for him, he told the Daily Mail, came when she engaged with X users accusing a rabbi 'drinking the blood of Christians.' 'I'd been uncomfortable with a lot of what she had said in the months leading up to that, but really, if there was a straw, it was the blood libel,' he says. 'A centuries-old trope used by anti-Semites to defame the Jews, from my point of view, that was the point of no return.'
Jeremy Boreing
@JeremyDBoreing
I don't know Erika Kirk. I do know Candace Owens. Erika met the moment of her husband's assassination with a grace unimaginable. Candace met the moment of her so-called friend's assassination as she meets every moment -- focused on herself and her insatiable hunger for fame and aggrandizement. If you find yourself believing the latter in her smears of the former, please know you are being manipulated by one of the best in the business. But you're still wrong and in the wrong. May God open your eyes to the evil you are participating in, and may God bless Erika Kirk.
Seth Dillon
@SethDillon Imagine being Erika for a moment. You've lost your husband while your children are still young -- and not by natural causes, or some tragic accident, but by assassination for defending his values. And while you're pressing on despite your mourning, one of your husband's so-called friends begins attacking you, instead of the man responsible, to do as much harm to you and Charlie's organization as possible. And on top of that, as difficult as it is to believe, people who claim to be your friend -- who spoke on Charlie's stage and attended his funeral -- are suddenly nowhere to be found. They sit quietly on the sidelines, keeping a safe distance, hoping none of the arrows will come their way. Imagine how deeply that betrayal must hurt . . . how much it compounds the pain you're already suffering. You can't actually imagine it. There's no precedent for it. You'll never experience anything like it in your life.
BonchieYeah I'm speaking up. We talk shit on this blog about virtually everybody. Kristi Noem got some shit yesterday and he main crime was being a little attention-whorey and maybe a little too dumb to be running a key agency. But when Tucker Carlson, Cavernous Nostrils, and Gay Nazi Nick Fuentes come in for some criticism, suddenly it's just "just ignore them" and "why are you going after people on the right?" They're not on the right. They're not allies. They intend to destroy MAGA (as they're currently destroying TPUSA) as it stands in the way of what they seek, a Nazi political party with popular support. What will it take until you get that? Or is this Good Conservative Behavior? This is from early December -- and she's only gotten worse, and more direct in her accusations of Erika Kirk, since then. John Sexton:
@bonchieredstate Everyday, there's some new line being crossed by this lunatic that makes me wonder whether certain people will finally speak up. They won't, though. Not even this will be enough, and it's probably time to start asking why they are so invested in Owens.
You can watch that two month old list of Accusations here. Again, this is from two months ago. This doesn't even include the Lesbian Child Groomer and Trafficker allegations. All based on the "ghost of Charlie" visiting this psychopathic narcissist in her dreams and telling her that his wife murdered her and that Candace must avenge him.
Yesterday I described how Candace Owens is doing her best to destroy Charlie Kirk's legacy and punish his widow, family and friends in the process. All of this is literally based on a dream that Candace had in which Charlie told her he'd been betrayed by everyone. For nearly three months, Owens has been insinuating (and then directly stating) that Kirk was murdered by a cabal of foreign interests and that his murder was aided and abetted by people he trusted at TPUSA. And for all that time, TPUSA has for the most part sat back and taken the slander without responding. But yesterday, they finally stopped waiting for Owens decency to kick in and announced a change in their approach. This clip is about 7 minutes long and most of it is devoted to denying all of the allegations Owens has made.
Skip to 2:57 to see the trailer for Owen's "Bride of Charlie" expose.
She's now up to part 7 of this "expose" and won't stop pumping them out because her angry, mentally-ill audience wants to see Erika Kirk dead..@RealCandaceO is evil. pic.twitter.com/69ZReNQtbD
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 24, 2026
Even Matt Walsh, a cuck and coward who has been in the Leave Candace Alone camp, finally decided to debunk Candance Owens' many, many conspiracy theories, mostly about Erika Kirk and her family. Erika Kirk, you see, is putting on a fake show of grieving. She's not really grieving. Sometimes this widow actually smiles or laughs, so you know she's not sad about Charlie at all. But sometimes she cries and can barely speak, and that's all Fake Pretend Acting, so again you know she's not sad about Charlie. And if she's not sad about Charlie -- you know what that means....! Because what wife wouldn't know how to properly grieve her husband, except the murderess responsible for his murder? It took him 50 minutes to get through the endless lies Owens is pushing to her rabid, unhinged followers about Erika Kirk. And by the way: One of those monsters is going to try to kill Erika Kirk.
As Candace is now going after Erika directly, I want to publicly mention that I have it on good authority that these attacks on Charlie from before his death were coordinated with Candace.
— AG (@AGHamilton29) February 24, 2026
In fact, you will notice most of Owens’ biggest supporters pretending that this is all… https://t.co/3veCDdy8is
Candace Owens doesn’t formulate her ATTACKS on Erika Kirk alone.
— Cinema Shogun (@CinemaShogun) February 24, 2026
She has a WHOLE TEAM that helps her.
It’s time to SHINE A LIGHT 💡 on those individuals.
No more hiding in the shadows.
If they’re truly PROUD of their work they shouldn’t have an issue taking CREDIT for it… https://t.co/xepNufGDpf pic.twitter.com/C8VYFK64rm
Oh, she's also a fan of Loose Change and believes 9/11 was done by Netanyahu. So does Tucker Carlson, of course. This was three days ago: Not when she was a Race-Hoaxing, Camera-Humping teenaged famewhore.
Remember when we used to call 9/11 Denialism out instead of forming a Simp Cocoon around Very Important "Conservative" Voices?
[RG911Team] Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson have committed the unforgivable sin.
— Richard Gage, AIA, Architect (@RichardGage_911) November 9, 2025
It wasn’t interviewing Nick Fuentes.
Or criticizing Israel.
Or feuding with Ben Shapiro.
It was questioning the Neocons’ sacred cow: 9/11.
And we applaud them. pic.twitter.com/wzYrPfuSTm
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
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How is Fuentes on the right?
He votes Democrat in every election.
It's like saying Jonah Goldberg is on the right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think I'm missing the comments attacking ace for focusing on Candace.
It seems like most people here just join in on the fun.
Because she's kind of retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (+YA9H)
no, but close: She says that about Macron's wife, who has FOUR CHILDREN. She claims the woman who gave birth to four children is secretly a man. A man who murdered his sister, then stole her birth certificate to pose AS the sister.
No one in the family said boo, I guess.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
Asking cause the only time I ever hear them or see them os whenAOP puts up a post.
I usually glide right over the post. Just dont care.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (i0Hi3)
Asking cause the only time I ever hear them or see them os whenAOP puts up a post.
I usually glide right over the post. Just dont care.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (i0Hi3)
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Tucker endorsed a candidate in one of the Texas GOP House primaries this week.
I think it was TX-12.
Dude he endorsed nearly won.
Scratch that...he came in sixth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (TqK2x)
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Jimmy Lai is one of the most notable Catholic martyrs alive in the world today. Can anyone imagine the Great Pope John Paul2 keeping silent about such an obvious example of Communist repression? As St Thomas More said, "Silence gives consent."
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Pope Leo XIV said March 3 he “can’t comment” on the imprisonment of Jimmy Lai, a Catholic and outspoken pro-democracy advocate sentenced earlier this year to 20 years in prison under China’s national security law.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (TN0g+)
for the tenth time, since you didn't read the post, yes, Candace Owens has the #2 podcast in the world and Tucker Calrson the #5 podcast.
No influence, right? I should just Leave Them Alone and they'll go away, right?
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (0U5gm)
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Text loads. Then the embeds load.
It's just how things are round these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
Fuck all of them in the ear.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (wa/yD)
They don’t, and to Ace’s point, they definitely don’t here. Most people know about as much about them as they do Hasan Piker and for the same reason: nobody wants to lose brain cells reading their garbage.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (QZThv)
The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (MZ+PY)
As far as the lesbian pedophile stuff? Wow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (4vbgA)
And the answer is no. The reason they are saying so now is because they feel the claims under Biden that there was a leftwing pedo-elite hurt them politically.
Its the same thing with Erika Kirk. Does Candace or anyone believe these claims are true? No. But it lets them attack someone that is a problem for them with the tool they think must work because of 2021-2024.
Kirk was assassinated by a tranny-banning leftwinger because the FNM spun him up. The left does not want to talk about the fact they just caused the biggest political assassination in two generations and will do ANYTHING to change the topic.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (TqK2x)
"How to handle a woman?
There's a way", said the wise old man
"A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigmarole began"
Do I flatter her? I begged, him answer
Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?
Said he, smiling, "No indeed"
"How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her, simply love her
Merely love her, love her, love her"
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (+YA9H)
Wouldn't piss on the lot of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (+nEug)
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well, a lot of idol people in Majority Muslim Nigeria, Senegal (where the murderous TX islamonazi came from), Pakistan, Sudan and everyone's favorite Somalia !
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (GD0B3)
Based on their views and earnings? Yeah they did But their all-in on "YAY FOR THE AYTOLLAH" has cost them dearly. They are plunging in views and presumably donations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)
Scratch that...he came in sixth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
Oops. Oopsie!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (I40wl)
for the tenth time, since you didn't read the post, yes, Candace Owens has the #2 podcast in the world and Tucker Calrson the #5 podcast.
No influence, right? I should just Leave Them Alone and they'll go away, right?
Posted by: ace
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I appreciate it Ace that you continue to bash them a time or two a week. The Cucker and Ovens supporters sneak in during the evenings and weekend threads and attempt to pretend that those two are still on "our" side.
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
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Like many a Keyboard Commando, she'd encouraging people to engage in behavior and accept consequences that she herself is unwilling to face.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (ESVrU)
I'm sure they have some influence, but when we look for real world influence, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot.
Fuentes, for instance, said he was going to go to Michigan in Sept of 2024 to campaign against Trump. Well, Fuentes didn't go because he was afraid of Vance's security detail...murdering him. Also, Trump won Michigan.
And then, Tucker's endorsement of that TX GOP primary which bombed.
I mean...there's online influence, and then there's real world influence. I'm just not that sure of how much these people have in the real world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
I would love for that to be true, is there any evidence for it, tho? Me-Again is bragging that her ratings keep going higher.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (YoT4f)
Posted by: buzzion at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: JackStraw
Never seen that expression before. That's a weird one.
I bet there are folks who are into ear sex, though.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
No one in the family said boo, I guess.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (1wjle)
That could be a kind of cool movie plot though. Did Candy ever write for Marvel? She seems the type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)
And every time I see Erika Kirk's name or her picture, I just want to give her a huge hug.
Posted by: pookysgirl, too empathetic sometimes at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (IifOV)
There were even moments when I wanted Candace to sit on my face
I don't like Erika Kirk either, objectively she's just weird to me
I am glad ace has never changed, even though I have less respect for him for not letting Lamont the Dummy blog more
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (REq0p)
And every time I see Erika Kirk's name or her picture, I just want to give her a huge hug.
Posted by: pookysgirl, too empathetic sometimes at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (Wt5PA)
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I don't trust any media personalities.
They're all just actors in roles. Might as well trust George Clooney's character in ER to tell me about how the world works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (0N4FZ)
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Exactly, they are TROLLS.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (GD0B3)
But what is, is that Carlson has an audience. Particularly in the zoomer generation. They are watching AI parody slop from "Hard Archive" and "Phixotic"; some of it is fun and based, but a lot of it is just antiJewish. The reason they are watching this stuff is because, from when they were about ten years old and first noticing the news, would be 2015ish. That's when #woke about started, tail-end of Obama 2.
It seems to be young Hispanics who are most-prone to this stuff
tinyurl.com/4h5e733s
The new director of College Republicans is Kai Schwemmer who is not Hispanic however. Here's Joel Berry on that guy
tinyurl.com/y4m2wdu5
So pushing back on it, somehow, is important; but do we have ideas on how to do that without sounding like scolds and RINOs?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (gKWVE)
Wouldn't piss on the lot of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 02:58 PM (+nEug)
I can't imagine either of them is particularly happy being so divorced from reality and constantly on the make. Miserable existence is probably its own punishment.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (I40wl)
It’s really time to take the gloves off, and take out the crew served weapons. Kudos, Ace.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (wj4wL)
Posted by: Gabe Kaplan at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
I have the outlines of an SF opera I want to write one day. One plot element, there is a communist insurgency that has access to a re-discovered technology that lets them clone people and brainwash that clone and the net effect is that in this society all sorts of people suddenly act as leftwing lunatics when the rebels need them to.
And this is an old idea I've had but you know you can see it in our real world can't you? But...my real answer for why this happens is:
1) The left can use the FNM to slander anyone
2) The left can use taxpayer dollars to bribe anyone
3) Up until 2025 the left can use the NatSec agencies to blackmail anyone
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)
look, influence or not, if someone clearly on the left were accusing Erika Kirk of being a lesbian pedophile and a murderess, you'd say that would be fit for a blog post, right?
when it's Candace Owens, why is it different? Why do we then have to debate about whether she's "worth talking about?"
As I said yesterday, these people are every bit as influential as a Rashida Tlaib. But no one questions when I do a post about Tlaib.
But when it's Tucker and Candace, it's always these debates about whether or not it's a valid topic or not.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (8bjzR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (0N4FZ)
Tuck is bought entirely. Candace is batshit crazy. Sometimes the easiest explanation is the best.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (Wnv9h)
yeah I was going to include that but I could already hear the chorus of "why are you talking about her"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (REq0p)
I can't throw stones at anyone for being OCD.
I do wish ace would do more og riffing posts. Maybe they're exhausting anxiety making.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
Then maybe light them on fire.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (wj4wL)
she can and one day, I hope, she will, but right now they are continuing with this losing strategy of "don't sue, that will just give her attention"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (vzewd)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (wj4wL)
The term is "confessor". You're not a martyr until you're killed. Even saint Maximus didn't get to be a martyr, despite suffering horribly and likely dying younger than he should have as a result.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (gKWVE)
I mean, she's been saying it and littering the internet with statements that she KNOWS the broad was born a man.........Receipts?
She's a self-parody of herself being a psycho lunatic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
she can and one day, I hope, she will, but right now they are continuing with this losing strategy of "don't sue, that will just give her attention"
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)
Attention she should get.. In a trial where it would all be laid bare...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (VE6XX)
What will it take until you get that?
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Preaching to the converted over here, Boss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (RIvkX)
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To be fair, Owens got porked by a British mimbo, that's enough to make anyone insane
Tucker I could believe has been taken over by a demon named Smackywallparts
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (MZ+PY)
Supposedly companies are very sensitive to boycott threats if they get a bunch of them. I personally am a terrible boycotter, I don't tend to go back to a brand once they've convinced me they hate me and my kind, and I don't tend to pay attention and tell them to shape up before they get to that point. But I think the strategy of announcing you'll boycott and tell all your friends to boycott as well actually gets the attention of most companies.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:04 PM (wj4wL)
And dump them in a hole.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (I40wl)
when it's Candace Owens, why is it different? Why do we then have to debate about whether she's "worth talking about?"
As I said yesterday, these people are every bit as influential as a Rashida Tlaib. But no one questions when I do a post about Tlaib.
But when it's Tucker and Candace, it's always these debates about whether or not it's a valid topic or not.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)
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I do not question your editorial decisions. Your home, your choices. It's all good.
I'm just trying to add to the conversation by wondering how much influence there actually is. If Tucker can't get someone over the line in a largely off the radar House primary, what can he do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
at least he killed Joachim Pheonix, tho
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)
See the Clear and Present Danger doctrine in Schenk v. United States.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (jYRYu)
right now he's pushing this asshole Fishback in Florida. I don't know how much influence he really has. I know he has enough viewers to command $45,000 per thirty second ad read.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (1wjle)
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For the glory of Rome.
Now...what is the glory of Rome?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (EtnSa)
Hav ewe no urban trash to sort, cnels ot be dug, blood plasma to be harvested? They should do that instead.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (DBAaD)
Which one of you pissed off ace today?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (QVmho)
Mockery, satire, and parody are the way to go.
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Even though this is coming from a retarded wannabe influencer, it is a good question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
I'm just trying to add to the conversation by wondering how much influence there actually is. If Tucker can't get someone over the line in a largely off the radar House primary, what can he do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Even if one can't get an audience to vote, they can still project their shit-ass mindset onto them.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (wa/yD)
right now he's pushing this asshole Fishback in Florida. I don't know how much influence he really has. I know he has enough viewers to command $45,000 per thirty second ad read.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (1wjle)
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I'll reach that at some point!
I'll sell someone's skin cream for $45000 in the middle of a movie discussion!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And foreigners. Mostly foreigners.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (sAmhv)
It’s not even that. At least Goldberg made some attempts to at least appear to be on the right and hold conservative views; possibly plagiaristic but they were out there. I’ve seen no evidence for Fuertes even pretending beyond the occasional blunt assertion.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (EXyHK)
But when it's Tucker and Candace, it's always these debates about whether or not it's a valid topic or not.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)
As is always said, it's your blog, man. Post what you want to post. Do what only you can do, with vim, vigor and the colorful writing style that makes you you.
We will read it. Assholes will always asshole. You've ripped me in threads, and I'm still here.
You're a brilliant writer and should keep doing it. No matter WHO it pisses of.
Everyone's a critic, as they say. "F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
I wonder who her backers are who will have to open their pocketbooks along with her?
Posted by: Thatch at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (i0077)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (wj4wL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
I admit to being somewhat sheltered and naive, but the overt antisemitism is shocking, disgusting and scary. It’s not even with randoms I don’t know, but someone I do know went nuts. I called him out, and thankfully haven’t heard from him since. I hope I never do again.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (OoFl2)
For those who feign ignorance and/or fatigue, I can appreciate your position, but when the shitter's plugged, your distaste for the stench accomplishes nothing. So while we have someone willing to snake the line, how bout you hold your nose and your complaint, m'kay?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (nbLIj)
Sad. Oh, well, at least we still have Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
*opens newspaper* Oh, no...
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (f98mK)
See the Clear and Present Danger doctrine in Schenk v. United States.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (jYRYu)
Then I wanna see Mark Kelly hung from the nearest yardarm. Or lamppost. Or overpass, I am not picky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (TqK2x)
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (65cLN)
It's a double-edged sword imo. Not talking about them doesn't work, but talking about them probably gives them more clicks and notoriety. I dunno what the answer is so I'll just say they're retards and move on.
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (3BwY8)
The demand for rightwing paranoia always exceeds the supply.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)
I'll sell someone's skin cream for $45000 in the middle of a movie discussion!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
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RAID: Shadow Legends is where the real money is at!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
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Aw...shucks.
And I didn't even mention the idea that podcast numbers could be fake or overinflated because of non-American listeners.
Musk shared the information that X was seeing that most of Fuentes' hits were coming from the Middle East. Oh, he's got 5 million listeners. Well, at least 3 million of them are from Pakistan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
It's on the internet, so it MUST be true.
Her pregnancies were faked to protect her secret, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (nd2ez)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (Et1h0)
I will also say I don't understand engineering, but that building 7 thing does look strange. Not saying CIA blew it up or anything, but damn if that thing doesn't look like a demolition.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM
'Where is the gloryhole of Rome' is the more interesting question.
Posted by: Grahamio Lindseyius at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)
Thank God for AOSHQ. Keep shining the light into the darkest corners for we need to see what dank and dusty creatures reside in the darkness.
Posted by: AlecK at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (cMlC1)
Posted by: turambar at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (Q0yOR)
Fast forward - Owens is just one of several operatives tasked with taking down MAGA while posing as "conservatives". The same kind of agents that tried to take down DJT while wearing chinos, button-down shirts, sunglasses, and red caps while they carried Nazi flags or signs with racist slogans.
TPUSA and Charlie Kirk are an even great threat to a now-pummeled and distraught Washington Establishment. They are using any weapon at hand in a fight to the death campaign of ruin or be ruined. Physical assassination, threats and attempts, arson, riots - whatever it takes.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (rj6Yv)
See the Clear and Present Danger doctrine in Schenk v. United States.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 06, 2026 03:07 PM (jYRYu)
She is too ignorant to know about Tokyo Rose and Lord Hawhaw.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (I40wl)
Be back when I grt home
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ESVrU)
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Royal Kingdom!
(so many ads on Duolingo for that shit)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
Even though this is coming from a retarded wannabe influencer, it is a good question.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
The more Tucker and Candace act like flakes, the more people will see them as flakes. They are contending for the same space Nick Fuentes has now, someone everyone has heard of but nobody watches.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (wj4wL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM
This man. He gets it.
Posted by: The French Model at March 06, 2026 03:12 PM (0sNs1)
I wonder who her backers are who will have to open their pocketbooks along with her?
Posted by: Thatch at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (i0077)
I certainly hope Kirk finds out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean theres some overlaps that i would tend to agree with, I do think Israel AIPAC is too pervasive in Congress, I do think theres a chemtrails issue, so thats why I generally liked when he interviewed people that were well versed in such areas, including a doctor who talked about the dangers of the wong fong ding dong vax
but now, wtf Tucker
seriously wtf
he needs an intervention fo sho
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 03:12 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:12 PM (GD0B3)
Just tell them to put on a dress or wash the sand out of their vaginas and move on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (wj4wL)
Even Patrick Ewing looks at her and says "Them's some big nostrils."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
America and expects you to die for Israel.
There is no honor in being led by dishonorable men to your death.
Candace is the Jane Fonda of our time.
With much bigger nostrils.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (wj4wL)
I can't know what's in her heart and I'm not going to presume to tell a widow how to mourn her assassinated husband and father of their children, but the way she took up the TPUSA mantle and went on a speaking tour while her late husband's body was still warm is just sort of off-putting to me.
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, that's a new one for me. Hadn't heard or read about that. I think Candace may have some fetishes to deal with. Or skeletons. Projection happens.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)
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Horror author F. Paul Wilson incorporated this into one of his Repairman Jack books. It was all a plot so that something hidden underneath Building 7 could be extracted and moved elsewhere.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (wa/yD)
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Oh, come on. It's more than that. This is the S. Dakota governor who vetoed a bill that disallowed men to participate in women's sports. That was in 2021, and she defended it (once the roof started falling down her) by claiming she was trying to avoid legal entanglements with the NCAA. Then less than a year later *poof* she signed a bill disallowing men in women's sports. What changed? Well, someone started pushing her name for a VP candidate (2022). She needed to clean up the mess she made.
If you think the current self-promotion is along the same lines. She though she had a show at VP in 2028, and had started her campaign. She's a flat out opportunistic, self-absorbed waste...and her plastic surgery (another sign of this)..is hitting it's expiration date.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)
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Please. She is the walking defeated. Who said this stuff, her PR person?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 03:06 PM
And we were, in fact, entertained.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: turambar at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (Q0yOR)
Fuentes is better at it than they are because he isn't grimdark and serious, he enjoys himself. He reminds me of Bill Clinton in that aspect, he's running a game.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Marcus T
Thanks. That is hard to unsee.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (f98mK)
Yes. I read Blackout. Not my thing but there was nothing in it that even hinted at the Owens of today. Either she had it ghost-written, or she is suffering a physical impairment; I tend to suspect the latter because it appears to get worse in ways that track with real, serious, physical deterioration.
I would not be at all surprised to discover that she has a brain tumor or a worsening chemical imbalance. Some of the things she says are literal examples of mental disorder.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (GD0B3)
Ace,
This your place.
You have kept me informed and entertained for twelve years.
Thank you for all you do.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (3ek7K)
That makes more sense of her behavior than a desire for $$$.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Grahamio Lindseyius at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)
A glory hole is where you make it.
Posted by: Mesalina at March 06, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: AlecK at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (cMlC1)
Hey Ace, you have a suck-up!
lol
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:15 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Maybe That's Why... at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)
Jack, you been around long enough to know not to stick it crazy!! Anywhere and anywho!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (/C62k)
It is my belief that they're all CIA plants in an effort to destroy MAGA, Trump and the US as a whole.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
That would be the worst Odd Couple reboot ever.
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (65cLN)
I can't know what's in her heart and I'm not going to presume to tell a widow how to mourn her assassinated husband and father of their children, but the way she took up the TPUSA mantle and went on a speaking tour while her late husband's body was still warm is just sort of off-putting to me.
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (3BwY
For god's sake, she's trying to keep her husband's dream going. There's nothing strange about that. My business partner died a few years back and his wife and son have done the same.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (3uBP9)
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Isn't that also Tucker's story? He's already loaded with FU money so he can basically fund his own platform indefinitely, spouting insane conspiracy theories into the void.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Nostrildamus at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: Saweetie at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Maybe That's Why... at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (RfVfI)
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There are a couple that have been defending Tucker (one is missing in action for a while, apparently a short ban, and the other just seems to avoid the topic now), but I don't know of anyone who defends Candace or Fuentes.
Maybe tries to make the case that they have influence, but not that they should be left alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)
That's the only way to demonetize someone. Like, I'm not sure what else you think we can do to someone like Candace. She's not breaking any criminal laws (and the civil ones would require the harmed to sue, not us). She's not an enemy combatant. She's not our friend or family, so we can personally tell her to shut up.
What we can do, what the only thing we can do, is to tell everyone we know to not give her clicks, likes, and watches. Don't buy her tickets. Don't buy her books. Tell everyone she's beneath us.
But amplifying is not the way, unless you think there are still tons of people who don't realize her grift. At this point, that's not true for her (maybe it is still for Tucker, but it ain't for her)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)
But you would use your real ... y'know.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (+YA9H)
Is Alex Jones still of the body?
Bridgett Macron back to being a chick?
The world moves too fast for me anymore.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Mentally Unstable. And Mormon.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (1YL6+)
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If you want to answer critics you have to answer them. It's a catch 22. It will always open you to more criticism. But there's no other way to answer but to answer.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (wa/yD)
But, I thought he found God and no longer sucked big, black cocks.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nostrildamus at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM
Owens is Hister? It all becomes clear now.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Kt19C)
“I just can’t understand why she wants to keep her husband’s life’s work going. I can’t understand why she doesn’t want to just give in to his killers.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (/C62k)
new hotness: got STD from apartment walls!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: JackStraw
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What?
(At least it's not my cavernous nostrils!)
Posted by: Candice Owens at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Kt19C)
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Walt Disney?
Therefore, we need more Disney threads!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (rj6Yv)
You make them sound way cooler than they actually were, lol.
Posted by: pookysgirl, ruling on cool at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (/C62k)
*lyrics in Kim Carnes' trashcan
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Et1h0)
Mock and dismiss, is my point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (f1kZG)
It's on the internet, so it MUST be true.
Her pregnancies were faked to protect her secret, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
You didn't mention the 'warming pan', that seals the deal.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: far cry at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (YYwEh)
new hotness: got STD from apartment walls!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
She thinks my tractor's sexy!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (wj4wL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM
The Moron Way.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (4NO2D)
1) a murderess who killed her husband
2) a secret lesbian (source: Trust Me Bro)
3) a groomer pedophile and child sex trafficker
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4) a black male transgender Jew who is roughly age 150, drinks Adrenochrome and eats the Bood of aborted Christian baby Matzah, birthed Hitler & Bibi & Trump, murdered Epstein, and is The Actual Israeli De Facto Prime Minister and Weather Machine Controller.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (ESVrU)
I think Tucker is a bit different in that he wants power. He wants to build up a media empire around him. And that type of thing takes more influence and $$$ than his rich ass has.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (3uBP9)
Thank you.
Posted by: turambar at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (EXyHK)
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Man, I CAN understand it, but I dunno bro maybe give it a fucking week and a half before you drop your now-fatherless children off with someone to watch them while you hit the talk show circuit. It seems fucking ghastly to me.
Sorry for having an opinion.
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (3BwY8)
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16h
Candace Owens latest theory is that Erika Kirk is a “Hybrid” half human half robot.
I wish I was joking.
Unfortunately I’m not.
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Posit:
People listen to her because it's funny as fuck.
I dunno. I'm not tuning in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nostrildamus at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM
Owens is Hister? It all becomes clear now.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (4NO2D)
Hister is the Danube River in Nostradamus' quantrains.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)
That's been my sense as well, but again, I am old.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Maybe That's Why... at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (4NO2D)
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When she got fired from Daily Wire, she still whored and ask for people to support and send money to her on X
I was like...... why? She got mass money from Daily Wire AND is married to a rich mimbo, so why are you asking for MORE money?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (REq0p)
for the tenth time, since you didn't read the post, yes, Candace Owens has the #2 podcast in the world and Tucker Calrson the #5 podcast.
No influence, right? I should just Leave Them Alone and they'll go away, right?
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)
Not trying to pick a fight with anyone. I just dont pay attention to them so was wondering why someone like Candace who says the most outrageous crap garners so much pixels. She seems crazy. Didn't know her podcast was so popular. Apologies.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (3uBP9)
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Also, being from money and the Northeast, he kind of hates Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (uQzkA)
Seriously. I don't know if it was for real, or kids just picked up an adult expression, but growing up I thought he really did.
Later on he was arrested for having unnatural relations with the neighbors dog. In their front yard.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (abIsI)
Fuck all of them in the ear.
Posted by: JackStraw
Never seen that expression before. That's a weird one.
I bet there are folks who are into ear sex, though.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
Like one of my ex-girlfriends. Every time I tried to stick it in her mouth, she'd turn her head....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (uQzkA)
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Listen, as long as I get to keep drinking Orange Soda, we can throw Hannity in there as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (GBKbO)
Ace,
This your place.
You have kept me informed and entertained for twelve years.
Thank you for all you do.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (3ek7K)
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Yep, this here.
Keep going ace. Sometimes the line between insanity and despair is narrow, but you seem to find it. We're with you
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (np+aG)
Glenn Beck, grifter or flake or mentally unstable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March
Emotional. But running one of the best and most transparent charities around.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
I tend to not defend that which needs no defense but I understand the desire to get your point out there. Plus as someone with a weblog thingy it's kind of your raisin detre
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (Et1h0)
It's been a helluva long time since I've seen a legacy media source quote the Drudgereport. That's telling.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
·
16h
Candace Owens latest theory is that Erika Kirk is a “Hybrid” half human half robot.
I wish I was joking.
Unfortunately I’m not.
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You'd think you'd wait a few more weeks for the other claims to settle in before pulling that one out of the quiver.
I'm liking Erica more all the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)
Nobody destroyed Drudge. He quit. He didn't really GAF before except for his niche interests and when it wasn't supergay fun he sold it. Walked away.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March
Yes
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (Et1h0)
Ace,
This your place.
You have kept me informed and entertained for twelve years.
Thank you for all you do.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:14 PM (3ek7K)
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Yep, this here.
Keep going ace. Sometimes the line between insanity and despair is narrow, but you seem to find it. We're with you
Posted by: Kevin Canuck at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (np+aG)
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Time to turn this into an "Everyone Loves Ace" thread.
Ace is hilarious and well-informed and honest. He's a fun read, and he's cultivated a great community as well.
Cheers to ace!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (iu4Pw)
Wait. I thought that was Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Now he just snuggles them deep into his cock-holster.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Please Forgive Me. at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Nostrildamus at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM
Yes. Candace will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country.
Posted by: Negrodamus at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (Ksqrb)
Top half or bottom half?
It's the mermaid question all over again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (uQzkA)
It's been a helluva long time since I've seen a legacy media source quote the Drudgereport. That's telling.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
By this point, everybody knows that the Chi-coms bought him out ages ago.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (f1kZG)
#9 in the US right now...so maybe folks like us are already doing the work to get folks to turn (Tucker is unfortunately #5 in the US) - https://podcastcharts.byspotify.com/
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NCKate at March
Loomer is certainly touched, but lately she has been right more than wrong. We can keep her. I mean a little crazy just makes it more exciting, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (i0Hi3)
Bots can give you any amount of viewers you like.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (3uBP9)
The proof that lil Candy is a narcissist is that she had three small children and plenty of cash but she spends her time making outlandish and demonstrably false claims online for clicks.
Nobody does that unless they are psychologically driven to it.
She needs a serious intervention. But then again, maybe her DH prefers to have her out of the house more. The distance is probably good for HIS mental health.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
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*weeping*
-my YT channel, trying to grow naturally
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
Ace is hilarious and well-informed and honest. He's a fun read, and he's cultivated a great community as well.
Cheers to ace!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM
It's a Hit The Tipjar Friday!
I just wish he would use something besides Paypal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:11 PM (rj6Yv)
You make them sound way cooler than they actually were, lol.
Posted by: pookysgirl, ruling on cool at March 06, 2026 03:19 PM (Wt5PA)
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Oh lord, imagine the t-shirts.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
It's been a helluva long time since I've seen a legacy media source quote the Drudgereport. That's telling.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
By this point, everybody knows that the Chi-coms bought him out ages ago.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:24 PM (1YL6+)
As long as his Oscar coverage remains intact...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:26 PM (8avO+)
Time to turn this into an "Everyone Loves Ace" thread.
I'm pissed at Ace... If he hadn't brought out all this Nostrils and Tucker stuff I would never known about it... Well at least not known about Nostrils... Now I'm infuriated...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (VE6XX)
IF you feel you need to talk about her, just deploy the cruelty. Mock her and belittle her. Getting angry about her is probably stroking her plump, puffy ego.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (EXyHK)
new hotness: got STD from apartment walls!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:18 PM (GD0B3)
She thinks my tractor's sexy!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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If you want my tractor and you think it's sexy
Come on booger let me know.
If you really knead it just reach out and touch it
Cum on Candy you backhoe
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (h3wuo)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (3uBP9)
Not that much different from Michelle Malkin selling multiple sites to Supergay Salem.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:27 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)
Never seen that expression before. That's a weird one.
I bet there are folks who are into ear sex, though.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
A rebellious teen on a school bus I was on once told the bus driver to "stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass."
That one stuck with me all this time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: NCKate at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Ok, question for the horde:
Glenn Beck, grifter or flake or mentally unstable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Yes
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)
Nobody destroyed Drudge. He quit. He didn't really GAF before except for his niche interests and when it wasn't supergay fun he sold it. Walked away.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 03:23 PM (3uBP9)
And didn't say anything about the sale until his popularity was gone- the new owners wanted to change the politics and wreck our movement. And after initial uproars on "why is Drudge posting X", eventually folks quietly walked...in bigger and bigger numbers...then the admittance from Drudge and the continued downward spiral to today.
Like, I remember how HUGE that site was...it was an "only" when it came to numbers, it was so much bigger than #2...and then it wasn't...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM
I think this is where some of the disconnect between genuinely just not liking Erica Kirk's public persona vs agreeing or defending or even just not acknowledging the kook Owens and her slander.
The same as people truly are disgusted by Owens vs she isn't the hill to die on.
Posted by: old chick at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: JackStraw
Never seen that expression before. That's a weird one.
I bet there are folks who are into ear sex, though.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
Oddly enough, if you write dirty lyrics the "Sound of Silence", the phrase "Fucked you in your ear" actually starts to make sense.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Please Forgive Me. at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (RfVfI)
Also, being from money and the Northeast, he kind of hates Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)
If only someone had explained Jews really don't like golf much, so much could have been avoided.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Pointy Willams at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
Clankers don't like me. They have this f'ing ai on teams at work that people can turn on to "summarize" their meetings and everyone thinks it is so f'ing great but that MFer always comes up with action items for me when I'm not even involved! Clankers plottin n shit. I SEE HOW YOU ARE
Posted by: banana Dream - clankers fixn to get jacked up at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM
He has a punchable face. It's a curse.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
She is also all over x with a huge following. Ignoring her is not making her go away. This is a real issue, and we should be actively shunning her and Tucker. This is not Glenn Beck crying. These are hateful, dangerous, people.
And Tucker has been at the White House a lot. His son works for Vance. It’s not good.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)
I am assuming that he did something wrong?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (65cLN)
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Old &. Busted: Cavernous Nostrils.
New Hotness: Jussie Owens.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)
I like that guy. What'd I miss?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
The woman is evil. She doesn't seem to do anything unless there is something in it for her - revenge against Erika for taking her perceived place? Is some outside big money groups/individuals paying her to smear Erika/TPUSA to keep them off of more college campuses? What is in it for her?
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (oiNtH)
There’s no independent confirmation of any of these numbers, there’s no independent authority that verifies anything. All of these reported viewership numbers are fake and gay as all getout.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)
I am assuming that he did something wrong?
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (pDt9x)
He probably doesn't like Jews or something.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Oldcat
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China and Russia spend billions on this stuff. Russia taught China, and the strategy is to empower the fringe groups to create a dis-unified people and encourage protests and violence.
I don't think Russia has the bandwidth anymore, but I strongly believe that China has at least 1 million bots running in the country. "phone" banks which are just SIM cards on a backplane, so they get 1,000 on a rack. They are placed in all high density cities. They are the main clicks for these freaks.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, lurking at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (rsW9M)
This is something I would like to see. Even if the results might be scary.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (EXyHK)
That way the plaintiffs know how much to ask the court for and not be ridiculous.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
I believe that because she, herself, is not associated with the military and she didn't say, for example, that the members of the 101st Airborne should desert on March 7th, that's she's legally in the clear. First Amendment and all. I believe that there are court rulings saying the vague calls for illegal action are not prosecutable even if someone acts on them.
I'm not a lawyer though so I could be wrong.
She's still vile.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ExV1e)
Tokyo Rose
Tehran Candace
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (6U1c2)
The Mullah's aren't getting the same value per dollar from Candace as Tucker. Not sure why they'd be on Erica Kirk's case.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (pDt9x)
He just got ultra-tiresome with the "Imam Paul" shit that he was doing a while back.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
Just a little TMI.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06,
Certainly allows for his boyfriends to visit.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Glenn Beck, grifter or flake or mentally unstable?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Yes
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:29 PM (y9nCu)
Concur. He contains all three
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
@libsoftiktok
Daniel Lurie, the Democrat Mayor of San Francisco, is under fire after a video shows him casually ABANDONING his security guard, who gets slammed onto the pavement during a fight and begins bleeding.
https://tinyurl.com/yt5pr5mc
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
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*weeping*
-my YT channel, trying to grow naturally
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
We're behind you TJM!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Best I Can Do For You... at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
I believe that because she, herself, is not associated with the military and she didn't say, for example, that the members of the 101st Airborne should desert on March 7th, that's she's legally in the clear. First Amendment and all. I believe that there are court rulings saying the vague calls for illegal action are not prosecutable even if someone acts on them.
I'm not a lawyer though so I could be wrong.
She's still vile.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:32 PM (ExV1e)
Lincoln did deport Clement Vallandigham to the Confederacy for urging desertion. They didn't know what to do with him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:28 PM (wa/yD)
I am assuming that he did something wrong?
Posted by: tubal
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Yeah, what did he do?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (HjVhR)
Concur. He contains all three
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:33 PM (xcxpd)
But when he's right.......He's all over it.
His reputation prevents it from becoming a thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)
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*weeping*
-my YT channel, trying to grow naturally
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
How is that going?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
Just a little TMI.
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Your girlfriend has no ears?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (pZ64F)
Apparently, Cucker Tarleson has always been a loon. A quick look at his Wiki shows a long list of incidents, and I remembered most of them but never really put two and two together. Wiki might be run by commie cocksuckers, but Cucker keeps giving them ammo for them to shoot him in the face, metaphorically speaking.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (y9nCu)
If that's the case, why haven't they whacked Candace Owens?
Posted by: No Name Today at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
She is also all over x with a huge following. Ignoring her is not making her go away. This is a real issue, and we should be actively shunning her and Tucker. This is not Glenn Beck crying. These are hateful, dangerous, people.
And Tucker has been at the White House a lot. His son works for Vance. It’s not good.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Always knew about Tucker. I just thought Owens was just some small potato crank. Again sorry to have caused a fuss with the boss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (i0Hi3)
There’s no independent confirmation of any of these numbers, there’s no independent authority that verifies anything. All of these reported viewership numbers are fake and gay as all getout.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06
Okay, let’s look at followers in x….be right back.
7.6M.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Dv3i1)
Candy strikes me as straight sociopathic grifter.
Tucker, I'll defend to a point- even though he is making that harder and fucking harder dude.
You know, of all of these guys, Alex Jones strikes me as most stable. Passionate to the point of insanity, but stable. He's like... Samuel Addams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sS4ps)
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (65cLN)
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Hip Hop and Rap have been dead for some time. They just use it to launder money.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (3ek7K)
-my YT channel, trying to grow naturally
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
We're behind you TJM!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Best I Can Do For You... at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (RfVfI)
Oh, wait! Try changing your nic link here to your youtube channel?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Now THAT'S the best I Can Do For You... at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (EXyHK)
That dude is solid. Does really good stuff on his channel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (HjVhR)
Russia is getting what they want at the pace they want, they have no reason to mix it up in US politics.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (8avO+)
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I thought Chabad was some sort of pastry.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (pZ64F)
I see no reason to criticize them.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 03:20 PM (3ek7K)
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This.
Sadly, we now live in a morbid culture and society where Erika would have been criticized by half the country and most of the grifters on both sides of the aisle REGARDLESS of her actions and words after Charlie's assassination.
I attended his Memorial Service in Phoenix -- and she made me cry like a baby, and everybody there could feel the Holy Spirit.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 03:21 PM
What about when you tried to stick it in her, uh, you know ... ?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hope Rolo at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
When is his beer operation starting?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (EXyHK)
Billy Corgan did an interview recently where he said Rock Music is intentionally being killed off, even though nobody listens to rap anymore.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (wa/yD)
Oh, wait! Try changing your nic link here to your youtube channel?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Now THAT'S the best I Can Do For You... at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (RfVfI)
I suggested he change the link for every comment, but was ignored.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Not A Bot at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (i0Hi3)
Don’t be sorry, it’s good to be educated. I don’t believe many here understand what is going on with podcasts, because it wasn’t a thing back when. I don’t think people understand what is going on at x because they don’t want to sign up, least a boogie man get them. But it’s real, x is huge, and Candy has 7.6M crazy people following her. This doesn’t capture the feeds she just shows up in, either.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (Wmg4n)
She has also been invited to deliver a lecture to Mossad officers and Israeli high officials expounding on her successful techniques.
Posted by: TITP at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (YwIpu)
Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (gQFwH)
What's with all this podcast shit? I'm thinking more and more of the articles I read on Sefton's list every morning are so long they're written by AI.
Posted by: DanMan at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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I didn't ignore you. I responded to you explaining my laziness and inability to keep track of such things, while expressing appreciation for the advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
There’s no independent confirmation of any of these numbers, there’s no independent authority that verifies anything. All of these reported viewership numbers are fake and gay as all getout.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06
Okay, let’s look at followers in x….be right back.
7.6M.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (Wmg4n)
She probably has a ton of followers who follow her to grab her words and use them to denounce the R party...
But probably not all...so now, there's a mission for those on X. Convince folks to unfollow Candance. A simple click. One at a time to anyone you know. That's an action that will have results.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (fYhK6)
She sounds boring and trite to me in the little bits I have heard.
Is there that much of an audience that craves anti-semitism?
Does she have some powerful charisma that I have not yet noticed?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Not A Bot at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (skR0U)
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Except that one guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
I don't much care for her, nor the fag Nick Fuentes.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (65cLN)
Let them, they are even less creditable than CandyO
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)
Lincoln did several things that were unconstitutional, including suspending Habeus Corpus in Maryland, which he got away with because there was a vicious civil war going on at the time with hundreds of people dying daily.
Long after he was buried and the war was over, the Judiciary ruled that he Really Shouldn’t Have Fone That.
But only after it was safe to do so.
In truth, the old Roman maxim still applies: in times of war, the law falls silent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Not A Bot at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (skR0U)
Oh, blow it out your ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (TqK2x)
Well, Iran just killed a (the?) QUDS commander cuz they thought he was Mossad. Maybe we should start suggesting the Carlson is really Mossad, being paid by the evil Jews to criticize them so he can get close to others. Nefarious as they are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (2wfyb)
I didn't ignore you. I responded to you explaining my laziness and inability to keep track of such things, while expressing appreciation for the advice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
I might've exaggerated slightly. I can't make people feel sorry for me if I tell the truth all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (sS4ps)
A notorious antisemitic Zionist WOULD say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TITP at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (YwIpu)
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Mossad this, Mossad that. Eh. Everybody knows that the Hard Boyz and Gurlz play for Shin Bet.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (2wfyb)
I believe he came from MSNBC.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM
In fairness, the ram had touched the wall.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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This makes me feel sorry for you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (ESVrU)
Fum and Tiege Hanley seem to be big at the moment.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM
And you do that by talking about how gross she is so people unfollow her. That is an action that has to be taken by the follower.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM
Is this about me?
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (tOcjL)
O you sweet summer child. Bots can follow as well as comment.
YT did a thing a few months back of purging suspicious users and some channels were bemoaning losing some 20-30 percent of their audience.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)
This makes me feel sorry for you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
#Winning!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:34 PM (EXyHK)
That dude is solid. Does really good stuff on his channel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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He's given both The Wifey and I much appreciation for songs we never cared for by isolating voices (like David Lee Roth's in "Running With The Devil") and the drumming in one of those classic epic Yes songs.
IIRC, some years back our own Christopher Taylor mentioned that he had taken guitar lessons from Rick Beato before he had his YouTube channel and became relatively famous..
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, So Maybe That's Why... at March 06, 2026 03:16 PM (RfVfI)
My theory is that when Ace argues about how people are criticizing his coverage of certain issues, he may be arguing with a wider audience than just the Horde. He may be responding to X comments or opinions from other online political commentators.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Not A Bot at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (skR0U)
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Except that one guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM
Fucking Todd.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
They should love AI music, then. Which, come to think of it, is what the Rick Beato video was about.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)
Carbon Monoxide
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
That's an almost scoggian level of sociopathy.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (wa/yD)
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I thought Chabad was some sort of pastry.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:37 PM (pZ64F)
You know Chabad! Chabad!
Shamone, you know!
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at March 06, 2026 03:44 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (8avO+)
X supposedly does this daily. They are there, of course, but I don’t get them like I used to or see them.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:44 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Reminds me of a scene from The Simpsons where Homer is talking about the reading the Bible.
"It's depressing. Everyone's a sinner. Except this one guy."
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM
Fucking Todd.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (4NO2D)
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*nods sagaciously*
Fucking...Todd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (2wfyb)
I usually hate litmus tests, but this bitch is the ultimate litmus test.
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (EF95e)
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Hip Hop and Rap have been dead for some time. They just use it to launder money.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 03:36 PM (pZ64F)
Hey, that's our racket!
Posted by: Mattress Firm at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)
If it wasn't the Ark of the Covenant then he really missed an opportunity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (fSA1n)
I've said it before -- every picture of Candy O should have her sporting googly eyes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googly_eyes
Make it so, social media apps!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM
And you do that by talking about how gross she is so people unfollow her. That is an action that has to be taken by the follower.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:42 PM (Wmg4n)
You do that person to person...you can't just start a swell bitching b/c bitching gets clicks and folks watch catfights. As someone mentioned, half of her views/followers are probably for the insanity. So remove the insanity, go person to person with your own friends and family and people you know, and get them to unclick.
You convince 1-on-1. Drudge didn't lose all the followers b/c of people bitching. He lost them b/c folks talked to their friends and family and got them to stop going and that started the wave...when it's not cool or fun anymore and folks are leaving, it's time to move to the next drama...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Megthered at March 06, 2026 03:46 PM (VcRz1)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
That's good advice, Sponge!
Posted by: Denny Crane - That's Good Advice, Sponge! at March 06, 2026 03:46 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 06, 2026 03:10 PM (TqK2x)
Well, Iran just killed a (the?) QUDS commander cuz they thought he was Mossad. Maybe we should start suggesting the Carlson is really Mossad, being paid by the evil Jews to criticize them so he can get close to others. Nefarious as they are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)
Having your own compound in Qatar is the kind of thing Mossad would love to have.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:46 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat
Using a plan so cunning they must've been on the john for a week figuring it out.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (fSA1n)
For reference, Laura Loomer has 1.7M followers. X payout is based on verified followers and their interactions. So the numbers mean something. Don’t kid yourself here.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
I went on my lunch walk today, and not only was it warmer...the grass was greener, the Killdeer were bustling about, and I saw some new leaf growth on some trees.
Another Spring on the way. Thank you, Lord.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)
If it wasn't the Ark of the Covenant then he really missed an opportunity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 03:45 PM (ExV1e)
The lore shows that the Ark is definitely not underground, but on the first floor of a warehouse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: TITP at March 06, 2026 03:39 PM (YwIpu)
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Mossad this, Mossad that. Eh. Everybody knows that the Hard Boyz and Gurlz play for Shin Bet.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:41 PM (rj6Yv)
shh!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM
Thank you.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (iu4Pw)
Beato did a video on Christopher Cross and how tragic it was they buried his ripping guitar in the song and no one really knew what a phenomenal guitar player he was.
I had no idea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
World Trade Center complex, one of the ones squished by the larger unit collapse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (Wmg4n)
Obviously Netanyahu is poisoning them.
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (IXt5P)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (+YA9H)
I think that was me. I did take lessons from a guy named Rick Beato in Ithaca, New York, who had similar tastes, although the time period doesn’t exactly line up with his time in Ithaca according to the ever-reliable Internet sources.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM
It used to be a script delivery engine. I haven't been there in a long time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (4NO2D)
Rumour
Centre
hmm
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: DeusExMachina at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (cmlrb)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
Strung up a bunch of good ol' boys messing with the railroad too. Such a good libertarian.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (8avO+)
My theory is that when Ace argues about how people are criticizing his coverage of certain issues, he may be arguing with a wider audience than just the Horde. He may be responding to X comments or opinions from other online political commentators.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!
Ace contains multitudes.
It is a wonder that he ever found time to pursue shelving as his hobby.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (xG4kz)
That's an almost scoggian level of sociopathy.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (wa/yD)
I am what I eat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)
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Thank you.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 06, 2026 03:51 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (0U5gm)
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
George Bush blew up black people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:47 PM (Y8DZL)
Drop shells on the guys you want closer to dead may not be subtle, but it works.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (csP6e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:50 PM (4NO2D)
Same here. If I ever follow a link there, all the crap it tries to load my browser up with gets me to back out fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Nova Local at March
She has 8 million followers on x alone. I think it’s more than us talking to neighbors. It’s people like Ace speaking out. It’s Shawn Faresh saying this girl is a cook, it’s other big names saying she is a kook. But meanwhile, to pretend she is a nobody, at this moment in time, that isn’t true but I hope at some moment in time, she is a footnote on Grokopedia.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen."
Thank God you're O.K.!
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)
His schtick is gaining traction.
Lotus Eaters was parroting the Third Temple / Chabad nonsense.
Geeks and Gamers has formulated an opinion that Netanyahu is the most evil person in all of human history, for some reason.
And the Mossad are everywhere, trying to serve Pizza and Jerky to people so than can compromise them.
Which is weird, because Israel controls the World. It is simply amazing that they have to work so hard to compromise everyone and everything.
But, there ya go.
This shit is insidious and I am glad on Ace for calling it out.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (l9aEn)
for the tenth time, since you didn't read the post, yes, Candace Owens has the #2 podcast in the world and Tucker Calrson the #5 podcast.
No influence, right? I should just Leave Them Alone and they'll go away, right?
Posted by: ace
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Bash away. These people are outright evil and not conservative under any realistic definition of the terms. And disloyal to this country during wartime. So blast them with your gift of rhetoric.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)
Is that one Tucker or Shapiro? I forget.
No....wait. I don't care......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
World Trade Center complex, one of the ones squished by the larger unit collapse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (8avO+)
Oh, boy....
Posted by: Denny Crane - Building 7 Collapsed on It's Own. at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)
I thought he made them waffles for breakfast?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (skR0U)
"Candace Owens is primarily sponsored by or partners with companies targeting a conservative demographic, including PureTalk wireless, supplement brand Field of Greens by BrickHouse Nutrition, and ExpressVPN. She also has an Amazon storefront and previously promoted the now-defunct "anti-woke" bank GloriFi."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)
This shit is insidious and I am glad on Ace for calling it out.
Posted by: garrett
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Insurrection Barbie on X has a long post about the nexus of Alexander Dubin (Putin's political theorist) and the connection to Tucker's sudden fascination with Chabad. It is all an op designed to crash Christian evangelist support for Israel and Jews is her take.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)
All that to say, this is just a model that I have found useful, which is to break the conscienceless into three basic types, based on IQ bands, with the middle one being the most common due to the bell curve. The first type is the low-functioning psychopaths, which I don't mean as a clinical diagnosis; as seen in Antifa booking photos, some look normal, while others may be carrying a heavy mutational load, and others show the signs of chronic chemical abuse. They are the street muscle of every racket.
The second type is the narcissistic midwit. They're dumb enough that their limited attention is fully consumed by their self-interest, clever enough to be seriously dangerous, and common enough to be found wherever humans gather. Cont.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Next, it'll be the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (4NO2D)
Disturbingly, there is no solid answer to the natural question of the incidence is of true consciencelessness. They can't even say for the clinical personality disorders that exhibit it; they can't even say just for Cluster B. For convenience, I use 6% or 1/17, which is in the wide range of guesstimates. It keeps you on your toes to consider that in any room with 50 other people, there could easily be three that would murder you in cold blood, with neither hesitation nor remorse.
How that applies to Candace Owens and her audience, I leave as an exercise for the reader.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: tubal at M
it's Cucker
avoid
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:53 PM (Wmg4n)
How many of those followers are bots?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)
Obviously Netanyahu is poisoning them.
Posted by: Candace Owens at March 06, 2026 03:49 PM (IXt5P)
OK, LOL!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Gross, But Accurate. at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (RfVfI)
How high they ranked is frightening.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (sl73Y)
I bet std 30 rnd mags are still illegal to sell or buy there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (FMtrg)
There are more than a few posters here that were reflexively defending them in the comments. So it's not just other audiences.
It's probably something that shows up more in the ONTs though.
Posted by: Sjg at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (aqZN1)
There was a guy who used to cover the Streamer 'Destiny' and he would always use the same photo of that bundle of sticks, each time.
Only, he'd barely increase the size of Destiny's head in each use. Just enough to keep most people from noticing.
Great gag that went on for a while.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (+YA9H)
No....wait. I don't care......
Posted by: Sponge
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Daily Caller's was Tucker's. Daily Wire, Shapiro. Tucker supposedly sold Daily Caller when he took the position at Fox but I think his original partner is still some sort of control there and dunno about ownership and whether Tucker still has ownership interest.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (E4rtv)
This shit is insidious and I am glad on Ace for calling it out.
Posted by: garrett
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Insurrection Barbie on X has a long post about the nexus of Alexander Dubin (Putin's political theorist) and the connection to Tucker's sudden fascination with Chabad. It is all an op designed to crash Christian evangelist support for Israel and Jews is her take.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)
Um, sure. Religious people are pretty easy to turn and get to ignore the resultant butchery of nine and a half million people.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 06, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:57 PM (+YA9H)
It's only odd if you aren't familiar with the structure of the World Trade Center Complex.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (+YA9H)
Candace needs to put more envelopes under the seats of the audience to become another Oprah.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
The one that amazes me is that church that survived.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (77rzZ)
The whole fucking joint has gone nuts. Come, Jesus. And soon.
Posted by: red speck at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 03:43 PM (FMtrg)
There are more than a few posters here that were reflexively defending them in the comments. So it's not just other audiences.
It's probably something that shows up more in the ONTs though.
Posted by: Sjg
You see the drive by turds by new nics here. I think he probably sees a lot more of the toxic comments on X. Some really nasty CHUDs there commenting which are a) bots, b) propaganda mills from Turd World, and c) genuinely disturbed assholes that exhibit Candace's toxicity and sometimes even more.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 03:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: zigggggy at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (EDeJ/)
Only, he'd barely increase the size of Destiny's head in each use. Just enough to keep most people from noticing.
Great gag that went on for a while.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 03:56 PM (l9aEn)
Stephen "Father of the Year" Bonnell II, whose son hates him so much he became a Groyper...
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 03:59 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 06, 2026 04:02 PM (fZiTB)
Laugh at the Jew Weather Machine all you'd like, but Iran dried up and it's been clear skies for the bombing runs.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 04:04 PM (Y8DZL)
As for Nick Fuentes, I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. No idea how this idiot's views are supposed to be credibly linked to mainstream conservative thought.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 06, 2026 04:06 PM (X+xvk)
And Candace is completely off her gourd and seems to believe she's the mother of a US shadow government. That's not Christianity. (And she'll fall so damn hard if/when she realizes she's being played.)
Slate - Candace Owens’ New “Documentary” About Erika and Charlie Kirk Is Baffling. We Can Help.
In part, "But Candace Owens’ declaration of war against the rest of the mainstream right actually matters for all of us. Because ultimately, the Owens–TPUSA rift is the story of an identity crisis that has brought the right to its current inflection point. It may very well have ramifications of that for the country’s future: for its relationship with Israel, for the future of the conservative movement, and for whether the modern GOP opts to work within the existing system or tries to blow it all up."
In the meantime,
News Nation, Judge declines to drop Utah prosecutors from Tyler Robinson case
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 04:09 PM (NFX2v)
So do I have Jews to thank for the lovely Spring weather we've been having? Thank you, Jews!
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 06, 2026 04:10 PM (sFNX2)
Starving them of attention hasn't worked because they aren't actually being starved of it. They're in a mutually beneficial E-drama circle jerk of clicks with the Daily Wire personalities and the "Well I never!" conservative commentariat, and no matter what we do, it will follow the usual trajectory of these things where it slowly consumes that entire area of Internet interest until people finally get bored and move on.
So for me it has less to do with "never punch right" or whatever, but with not giving these people what they crave, which is attention of every and any kind. Especially if I can direct eyeballs towards something of actual value.
Posted by: crankytrex at March 06, 2026 04:17 PM (G3w9U)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 04:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Mr. Wilhelm at March 06, 2026 04:23 PM (q+ghK)
Posted by: epador at March 06, 2026 04:24 PM (TRnzq)
Casting a white chick to play Candace Owens in her own retarded bunny boilin' fantasy tale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:34 PM (06Hmj)
"I got the name, I'll have the game." And scratch back.
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I've been amazed of what people with unimaginably horrible circumstances in their lives have been able to do despite.
Not everyone can, but many.
"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars" is a famous quote by Lebanese-American poet Kahlil Gibran. It emphasizes that enduring hardship, pain, and trauma builds profound character, resilience, and inner strength, often comparing this transformative process to fire shaping metal.
🙏
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 04:37 PM (NFX2v)
She'd just lie there ignoring you and thinking about Erika Kirk.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:38 PM (06Hmj)
Running? That's what it's called, right?
I can't keep up with the cool kids these days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Socratease at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (YgfoU)
Posted by: Socratease at March 06, 2026 04:40 PM (YgfoU)
Teheran Turdblossom?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2026 04:41 PM (06Hmj)
It needs to be high level mockery think pieces, or I will also except vulgar and rude for laughs. I'll take what I can get.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 04:44 PM (cS1cw)
Owens is a monster. Plain and simple.
I'm also beginning to wonder if Carlson isn't merely a misguided, delusional fool. Carlson might also be evil.
I dismissed Owens as a rabid crank a good while ago. (Didn't really even know who she was until people started calling her out for her anti-antisemitism.)
But since I've never tuned-in to her idiotic rantings: I had no clue how CRUEL she has been and is continuing to be to Erika and Charlie's closest friends. DISGUSTING.
It enrages me. - So much that I must pray to Christ for help in maintaining a merciful heart.
Ace, please continue to expose Owen's (and Carlson's) abject perfidy. It's a service to us.
Thanks, man.
Posted by: Bach In Black at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (KY9hS)
Certainly making sure no one actually believes what they are spouting is ok, as long as it doesn't publicize it.
So I'm a bit torn by Ace's posts... on the one hand, it's good to push back against this lunacy. On the other... is it merely spreading it?
That said, if she really has the 2nd largest podcast then it's worthwhile to show that she's not really "on the right." Same with tucker.
Posted by: Sam MacGee at March 06, 2026 05:20 PM (/ZkOF)
Me, in the voice of Palpatine: Dew it!
I've had my fill of hearing that ravenous cockwhores lies about Charlie, Erika, and TPUSA. It's about time the sane voices on the right start calling it out.
Same goes for Tucker, it pains me to say.
Posted by: Clark at March 06, 2026 05:29 PM (BDH3H)
Posted by: tdpwells at March 06, 2026 05:33 PM (ZuEIr)
.
If Nostrildamus is a lefTard, then is it possible that K-K-Kandice is projecting when she blames Erika Kirk for Charlie Kirk's murder?
.
Who killed Charlie Kirk?
.
K-K-Kandice Killed Charlie Kirk.
.
Posted by: Marooned at March 06, 2026 06:03 PM (kt8QE)
Twunt. A real nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 06, 2026 06:18 PM (mkGMu)
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I don't like Fuentes or Candace, and I've lost all respect for Tucker, but I hate that their most vocal opponents are so unpleasant: Shapiro is a schmuck, and the people who rant about the "woke right" are never-Trumping dorks.
Posted by: Bubba at March 06, 2026 06:27 PM (ZaRjW)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 06, 2026 06:54 PM (pE12i)
Posted by: nogooddeed at March 06, 2026 07:20 PM (zmkm3)
Posted by: ChuckRambo at March 06, 2026 08:37 PM (83fQ/)
"Prohibited Access:" Kash Patel Now Examining the FBI's Dark Files, the Hidden History of the Deep State
Via JackStraw, whistleblowers revealed that the FBI keeps two separate books. You know, like Mafia dons keeping separate books for their fake transactions and their real transactions.
One set of files were the official ones, intended for public consumption and used when they were subpoenaed. The other set of books were the real ones, about what the FBI was really doing. To make sure no one ever saw these, the files were marked "PROHIBITED ACCESS" so that no one could see them, except the cardinals of the American Kremlin. Now Kash Patel has found them and is reviewing the Secret History of the Deep State, with an eye to revealing all the Deep State's secrets. It's not just that the files were secret. They were also deliberately kept out of the SENTINEL filing system, so that you couldn't even search for them. You would not even turn up a stub saying "This file is top secret." The very existence of the files was hidden from everyone, including the White House and FBI agents themselves. Only the heads of the Secret Police knew about them, and the heads of the Secret Police would share the existence of the files with their successors orally. There were no written records or admissions about the files. Those could be discovered and subpoenaed!Read the whole thing. It's free to read if you just give them an email address.
EXCLUSIVE: The FBI's Secret Stash Finally Uncovered
For a generation, the FBI has kept a second set of books called 'prohibited access' files. After a long fight, they're finally being examined. Matt Taibbi
Mar 06, 2026
A Federal Bureau of Investigation task force has begun excavating the separate set of books FBI keeps using an inaccessible "prohibited access" file designation, according to multiple government sources. Though an internal fight over how to handle the files continues, embattled FBI Director Kash Patel has assigned personnel to examine decades of hidden history, Racket News has learned, with some files already turned over to Congress. "This is it -- the deep state," one of the sources said. Judiciary Committee Chair Chuck Grassley, whose work with whistleblowers and pressure across years was key to prying prohibited access files loose, expressed cautious optimism. "If it weren't for whistleblower disclosures to my office, the very existence of the FBI using 'Prohibited Access' files for some investigations would have remained in the dark," he said. "I've asked Attorney General Bondi and Director Patel to turn over certain Prohibited Access records to Congress. I've received some, but am still waiting on others. I urge the DOJ and FBI to keep digging -- which previous administrations apparently didn't make any effort to do -- so that the facts can come to light. The FBI's secret stash of records is scandalous." Files given a prohibited access designation are not merely secret. They are "ghosts" which "do not exist," records rigged to return false negatives when searched for in the FBI's SENTINEL system. They're digital descendants of paper records that as far back as Richard Nixon's presidency were kept in locked offices, accessible to just a few officials, typically at the deputy director level and above. Currently, the number of people with the ability to access the files can be counted on one hand. The implications of the nation's chief federal law enforcement and counter-intelligence organization having kept a separate, non-searchable filing system are mind-boggling. "It's not like turning over a rock and finding a few bugs," said retired FBI Supervisory Analyst George Hill. "It's like turning over a manhole and finding a whole city." "You don't run a Constitutional republic on secret files," added legal analyst Margot Cleveland. A current government source said the prohibited access designation is "literally designed to hide files from Congress and from the FBI itself. It's really frigging bad."
Off-books surveillance and "disruption" of political figures in the Arctic Frost and Trump-Russia investigations comprise part of the find, but the files extend at least as far back as 1999, across Democratic and Republican Party presidencies, involving as many as a thousand distinct case numbers. There are no rules for passing access to the system from one administration to the next. Instead, operation of prohibited access files is described as an oral tradition passed down among senior FBI officials, independent of agents below and political appointees above in Congress and even the White House. Here's how the files came to light: A week and a half ago, on February 25th, Patel mentioned prohibited access files in a statement given to Reuters in a story about Joe Biden's FBI obtaining subpoenas of phone records for Patel and current White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles in 2022 and 2023. Patel called it "outrageous" and "deeply alarming" that the previous administration had him and Wiles investigated, "using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight." He told Reuters he'd "recently ended" the FBI's use of the prohibited designation. At the outset of the second Trump presidency, neither Patel nor then-Deputy Director Dan Bongino knew how to access the files. "Nobody said, 'Okay, this is how the FBI runs. This is what we do. This is how we hide things,'" is how one source put it. The bureau has supposedly located all of the "prohibited" files, but the scope of the problem remains unknown, in part because in addition to the prohibited files, the bureau has a problem with what one source called "the shit on paper," which might involve field offices as well as its Washington headquarters. Added a former FBI agent: "There are files in offices and at headquarters that reside either in a safe or in a locked drawer somewhere or hidden within Sentinel." An extraordinary aspect of this tale -- as Racket's Ryan Lovelace will soon report in more detail -- is that the Justice Department Inspector General has known about the existence of the prohibited access designation since at least 2021. He also obtained a 2023 FBI user manual for its SENTINEL GOLD records system, not always positively reviewed by agents ("Yesterday's Technology Tomorrow," is how one former agent jokingly put it), showing "prohibited" files as one of the categories in the system. According to Racket sources, prohibited access files predate both Sentinel Gold and the original Sentinel system, which was introduced in 2012. (More on this soon.) The files only came to be accessible to senior Trump appointees after a years-long bureaucratic battle that began with whistleblowers in the Justice Department, later was taken up by investigators in Grassley's office, and only reached the offices of Patel and Bongino last year. Though the prohibited access issue extends to other presidencies and other problems, including potentially the systematic burying of misconduct cases involving senior FBI officials, this issue only began to leak into the public eye because of Russiagate. When congressional investigators began looking at the origins of the Steele Dossier and the behavior of the private intelligence firm Fusion-GPS, they came across apparent conflicting statements involving Nellie Ohr, a former CIA analyst and Fusion employee whose husband Bruce worked for the DOJ*.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)
Bald.
(No, not me)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 01:33 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (n5tGW)
Any email address, or do they require it to be yours?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldfarb at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Kamala at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (GD0B3)
It's all part of DC kayfabe.
It's a work. Everybody is being worked.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)
I promise to stop mocking Patel about Epstein's death if he declassifies and releases these files.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (F3yOe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (pZ64F)
Why have you forsaken us?
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)
Has something happened?
I mean, I haven't seen one person go to jail for anything since Trump retook office.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (QTJr9)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (sl73Y)
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Now, that person is different from Nellie Furtado, correct? Who is in turn different from "Nellie"? Have I got that right?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)
hi! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
🤡
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)
I'm generally not a huge fan of letting AI agents do "thinking" work, but they are very useful for finding relationships between existing data.
Posted by: can of spam at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (14gFN)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (Kt19C)
Let's find out what David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have to say about it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: I used to have a different ni
You can use Obama's pseudonym that he used to communicate with Hillary:
TheEmperorShitMidas@gmail.com.
Or you can use Hillary's: SatansWhore@Yahoo.com
Either obe should work.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (F3yOe)
Oh yes, I went there.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (Et1h0)
couscous is a great word. Something you would say to a cat to get them to move. I love saying it actually so fun. It would be great in a doowap song too. Many uses.
while(true) cous;
Posted by: banana Dream - couscouscouscouscous at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (3uBP9)
🤡
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (GD0B3)
I'm just saying he should stay out of parks in the greater DC area.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (F3yOe)
Firm but fair
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (xcxpd)
These files were removed and sent directly to the White House on orders of President Truman, and nobody was allowed to see them. Consequently Congress not the Justice Department could do their job. Eventually even the F.B.I. was infiltrated and subverted.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (RL+Tl)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (rFfUJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)
>LIGHT TORCH
Your torch is lit.
>CARRY GARLIC
Posted by: Zork Dork at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)
Can still get kids' coats, hats, a Christmas party or two, and turkeys for families from the "former" Philly mob.
More honest and still very much revered.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM (NFX2v)
A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)
Posted by: banana Dream - Update the style books. at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream - Update the style books. at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3uBP9)
It's what you get from a Learing Center.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Say something about the Deep State on Facebook or amongst leftists they'll insist that there is no such thing. Just another conspiracy theory. Which keep being revealed as true
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ExV1e)
Bald.
(No, not me)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (1YL6+)
***
Damn it! The tape came off the computer camera again!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Agent K at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (kgE5c)
Any email address, or do they require it to be yours?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Oh...there's a thought. I think I have Thom Tillis' email address here somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM
Thank you. I'm reaching out to people.
I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Sco7b)
A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)
Tanned, rested, ready.
Posted by: Robert Muehller at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (i0Hi3)
Slept so hard that when the alarm went off I thought it was Tuesday.
And I had missed a first period test.
From freshman year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)
hi! Saw your post earlier, just want you to know I am thinking about you, and please reach out.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)
Piper has just outed herself as a spook.
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (TbWk/)
A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)
I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM
*Lyrics in Gary Wright's trash can
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)
>LIGHT TORCH
Your torch is lit.
>CARRY GARLIC
Posted by: Zork Dork at March 06, 2026 01:39 PM
*snort*
*eats*
Posted by: The Grue in Ace's Attic at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)
Shit the FBI. down and prosecute.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)
This is about me, isn't it.......
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:38 PM (p4NUW)
Piper has just outed herself as a spook.
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at Mar
I would be the best spy. People just spill their guts to me out of nowhere, and I am just very unassuming. Maybe even forgettable!
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover!
Wait, I thought she was the kale kingpin of the cartels. Maybe she's undercover.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
Most cromulent typo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (kgE5c)
(Remember that one?)
😯
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
They got Ace.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (p4NUW)
No one will ever forget those pants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 01:44 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (M9gjJ)
Wait until you find out why they're called "Congress"...
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)
We're gonna need more Metamucil.
Posted by: And a LOT of stool softener at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)
I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
If you hear that word and the person saying it isn’t carrying a feather duster, run the other way. Doof has all my digits.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
You didn't really believe she would use the nic, "Piper from NSA", did you?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Fitness instructor was a cover! at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
The United States Sports University nee US Sports Academy, a couple of miles from Piper's house, has long been rumored to be a CIA front.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: The Pitch Meeting Guy at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (fVXtb)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)
They were colorful......very colorful. Flowery......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
The shadowy “Kale Cabal Klatch”, members wear their berets at a rakish, jaunty angle. Armed and dangerous, Do Not Engage.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Xy5pd)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Sco7b)
I cannot believe this is happening right after having a vegetable POTUS for 4 years.
Maybe we need to shit down all of DC?
*intentional this time
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (kgE5c)
No one will ever forget those pants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06
Hahaha! You can borrow them if you want.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM
Better than taking your whole arm!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Senator Mark Warner, John Brennan are going to start throwing out Flares real soon.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson's wild political swings at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM
Form fitting?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (fVXtb)
Posted by: Piper
So using voice to text?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (MGB5H)
Yeah, you caught us. We had one secret stash hidden in one way. We wouldn't hide the really good secrets somewhere else.
Posted by: The Deep State at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (d9i2R)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (abIsI)
Three. Sean Haninny
Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Hahaha! You can borrow them if you want.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:48 PM (p4NUW)
I wouldn't want to frighten the neighbors.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfmd8vy
It should be shut down completely and the Earth salted where it once stood.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)
Form fitting?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (4NO2D)
I don't think they were spray painted on.....but not MC Hammer pants either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (fVXtb)
It's Friday afternoon. Switch Into Glide!
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Amiright or amiright? at March 06, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Sean? Ha! Ninny.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (0U5gm)
True story,
I moved with my family into a new place in '23. Ever since I've seen people driving by slowly, often stopping beside the house and sitting there for awhile and then taking off. Quiet residential neighborhood with only one entrance. And they never looked like any neighbor cars. All strangers but I'd see repeats. All year long. Sometimes there would be cars there when I came home from work. Enough cars and it was freaking me out.
So I asked my wife one day if she noticed. Yeah she noticed and she told me why. The neighborhood pool was across the street and there were enough people there with pokeman playing on their phones that they turned the exact spot in front of my house into a major poke stop in the city. So people were stopping by to do WTF people do on that game.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: toby928(c) overshares at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)
I know Canada is known for MAID but people have been very concerned.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
If you hear that word and the person saying it isn’t carrying a feather duster, run the other way. Doof has all my digits.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:45 PM (p4NUW)
I prefer my Maids to be cute Japanese musicians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (y9nCu)
It's Friday afternoon. Switch Into Glide!
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:51 PM (NcvvS)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/sxkjvKBPQjo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
And you never thought to go into bra engineering for the busty gals?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)
What language is that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
If we suddenly stop popping leadership, you will know we are there.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)
Was looking for a good link. Thank you!
*fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (NcvvS)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (NcvvS)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at March
Maybe he didn't know about the cups.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:55 PM (WcNzu)
A Select Committee might be the way to go.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 01:40 PM (QTJr9)
I'd go for an Inquisition. Unfortunately, Spain has shown themselves to be both untrustworthy and expected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
Well they needed Inquisitors because of all the Inquisitees in Spain.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
???
It is a parody of the shelter cat meme.
Is it hard to read? The lack of punctuation is part of the comedic flow.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (HjVhR)
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWar
16h
Today, we launched a historic effort at @SOUTHCOM — the first ever America’s Counter-Cartel Coalition (A3C).
Military leaders from across the Caribbean, Central America, and South America joining together to aggressively and urgently confront threats to our homeland and hemisphere.
The Trump Corollary to the Monroe Doctrine is in full effect.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (rbvCR)
Just saying.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)
What language is that?
Posted by: Sponge
I think my brain folded over on that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM
I was not expecting this.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:56 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
And you never thought to go into bra engineering for the busty gals?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (77rzZ)
"A stress analysis of a strapless evening gown" is a classical engineering humor article.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:53 PM (HjVhR)
I really really want to get that!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Just Not Smart Enough. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Yeah...I know what you mean. I could have become an actuary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Case at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)
Spanish Twitter seems to be disappointed the inquisition was stopped before they could finish off the Jews. I guess I'd given them too much credit in assuming they had moved beyond that crap.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)
They have an imaginary combat with an imaginary critter and if they win, they capture the critter in an imaginary ball.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:59 PM (8avO+)
"Hey Mary, lets go for a drive....."
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (IifOV)
There is a very famous meme:
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new cat afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: illiniwek at
Renaming crayola crayon colors.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (WcNzu)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (8avO+)
One of the great Journal of Irreproducible Results articles involved the manipulation of green M&Ms as a birth control strategy. Dates back to the late '80s and never been able to find it online.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (NcvvS)
https://tinyurl.com/ynu4vhfw
But no one really thinks I dress plainly, though, right? Outside of my normal leggings situation.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (diia5)
Facebook - Kings of A&R
1h
Jennifer Welch ignited backlash during her acceptance speech at the GLAAD LGBTQI+ Awards after winning Outstanding Podcast Episode, saying:
“Fk ICE, Fk Donald Trump, Free Palestine and save Trans Kids.”
3 hr
A fan club for Pedro Pascal says it’s pausing posts about the actor, accusing him of “hypocrisy” amid online speculation he’s dating a man they describe as pro-Israel and reports he dined at a restaurant said to donate to Israel.
3hr
Trans former Space Force Colonel lashes out at Trump over Iran strikes.
Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:58 PM (lFFaq)
Modern leftist anti semitism isn't the same as Christian antisemitism and Islamic antisemitism.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (8avO+)
Take care of yourself, boss! We'll play nicely by ourselves.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (+YA9H)
___________________________
I'm still of the mind that the massive collection of files found (unburned) in the "burn room" includes a significant number of these "prohibited files."
I'm guessing that one of the 7th Floor exectutive hacks assigned their destruction of an assumed loyal lackey who didn't much care for being the patsy, so they moved them to the burn room but left them intact. NOTHING in a burn room is going to be whole. It will be pulped or shredded before being bagged. AND, you'll recall that their discovery was by Kash Patel, himself. Likely acting on a whistleblower's tip. BUT, why are they just reading them now? That would have been a priority in my mind.
Posted by: Orson at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (dIske)
Maybe not that funny, but I got almost no sleep and might be having a stroke. Sorry.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (bNf8H)
This is flaming skull worthy imo
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (ezFBD)
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (65cLN)
Hope they do a controlled demolition when fully moved out.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)
Well done.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (+YA9H)
Will we be seeing those on a future Sunday Book Thread?
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NcvvS)
Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)
Being in a war certainly does push one towards war, I give him that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)
They have an imaginary combat with an imaginary critter and if they win, they capture the critter in an imaginary ball.
Posted by: Oldcat
Sounds more like the house was a drug house and they were tryng to see if the dealer was back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (oKJ0C)
Eat boogers.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Kt19C)
Slimy yet satisfying.
Posted by: Scratches that salt craving at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
Sounds more like the house was a drug house and they were tryng to see if the dealer was back.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (oKJ0C)
That was the direction my brain went as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets gets a new cat afterwards so said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (HjVhR)
I don't remember that meme, but now it makes perfect sense! Thanks!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, I Once Dated the ERMEGHED GERSEBERMPS Girl! at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (RfVfI)
Well done.
Posted by: m
-------
Thank you. We need to start a Kook Kids Klub! (No, scratch that. Maybe a Cool kids Club?)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (HjVhR)
https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f
Posted by: Sponge
Wow.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)
Big naturals
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (HjVhR)
This confused the complete shit out of me until the cat/coyote thing was delineated.
Posted by: My brain hurts at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/9fdch74f
Posted by: Sponge
Here's another.
https://tinyurl.com/42ph6sdy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
Take care of yourself, boss! We'll play nicely by ourselves.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (+YA9H)
----
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: p-squared at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (0prFs)
Iirc, that’s the “woman” who achieved highest rank. Heard this person interviewed on NPR, and no pronate gonna convince others you are a “woman,” dude.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (NcvvS)
I have a "best of" book of that Journal at home. I don't recall the M&M, but there is one proposal to use cryo cooling to make food have negative calories for weight loss.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: the Lincoln Project at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)
https://tinyurl.com/42ph6sdy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
Didn't know you were promoted to Admiral.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
we need common-sense ayatollah control to outlaw high-capacity ayatollah magazines.
Posted by: anachronda at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: p-squared at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (0prFs)
This very well may have been why Patel has taken so long to start putting this information out, to make sure he isn't zapped for letting out "classified" information and then treated like Scooter Libby
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 02:07 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NcvvS)
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You will now...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (ESVrU)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
------
Yeah...I know what you mean. I could have become an actuary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)
God that was what those idiot guidance counsellors kept trying to push me to do, along with go to Harvey Mudd University.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (8avO+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHegZR2zY0
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)
---
Anyone done a Hitler "Downfall" parody of Iranian leadership yet?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:09 PM (PYyV9)
WFMD, 930 Free Talk
Florida nurse urges China, UK to ‘attack the United States’ to remove Trump ‘regime’ in viral TikTok
By Latest Breaking News on Fox News
Mar 5, 2026
I truly hope this isn't her: Joyce Sxxxx-Killxxx, BSN, RN, · Certified Dementia Practitioner ·
Supermax. (Not kidding.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (NFX2v)
My neighbor told me she was pregnant again so I asked how many kids she had and she said none she just goes to Planned Parenthood and has an abortion so I said it just sounds like she is feeding innocent babies to Moloch. No one was there to cry.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (HjVhR)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
*hoses down the Slip N Slide*
Posted by: Playtime was natural selection at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (TbWk/)
We've already heard some. They learned that the FBI was spying on Kash and Susie Wiles from these files.
Supposedly, this operation goes back as far as the Nixon administration so I would imagine there is a mountain of stuff in there. I bet a lot of conspiracy theories get proven factual in those files.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Runs with scissors
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a
That's the way we roll.
Posted by: Pam Bondi at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Everyone in the business school wondered why any male would major in engineering, just based on who was in each major.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (0U5gm)
WFMD, 930 Free Talk
Florida nurse urges China, UK to ‘attack the United States’ to remove Trump ‘regime’ in viral TikTok
By Latest Breaking News on Fox News
Mar 5, 2026
I truly hope this isn't her: Joyce Sxxxx-Killxxx, BSN, RN, · Certified Dementia Practitioner ·
Supermax. (Not kidding.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (NFX2v)
WFMD Frederick Maryland. My grandfather wouldn't shut up about that station. But I don't think it was a talk station back in his day.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Hkcdp)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Runs with scissors
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna
Starts making match rockets.
Posted by: Pam Bondi at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (abIsI)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfmd8vy
It should be shut down completely and the Earth salted where it once stood.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)
Yes. It is a banal observation that an organization's culture springs from three fonts, its founding, its history, and its leadership -- and you can't change two of them. Even if briefly elevated by better leadership, it will always revert to the deeply corrupt nature of its founding and history.
The only way to fix the FBI (or any other culturally sick org) for good is to shutter it and stand up a new replacement from scratch. Maybe even wait a year or two to see which functions are even really necessary vs. grotesque, florid bureaucratic overgrowth that we're better off leaving out.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Wally at March 06, 2026 02:02 PM (65cLN)
Perhaps we are wiser, the dude seems to be pensively walking beaches making cryptic messages with seashells all day instead of anything useful like license plates.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (EtnSa)
But it was not a big enough bunker buster, sounded like all those bastids survived "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)". s
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)
True. But I got a kick out of hearing these mohammedan savages scream in terror when the lights went out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (viF8m)
Sure J Edgar was pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (8avO+)
But it was not a big enough bunker buster, sounded like all those bastids survived "Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (y9nCu)". s
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (vlkz/)
True. But I got a kick out of hearing these mohammedan savages scream in terror when the lights went out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)
Hopefully the fire got them
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Seem to recall a lot of these guys spend time in New Zealand.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (y9nCu)
Our Boys should ululate and scream "Trumpahu Akbar!" before bombing them.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (3wOGw)
**** breaks out the lawn darts ****
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ESVrU)
*Fires up the 3-wheeler*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)
*fuels up Ford Pinto*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (y9nCu)
Runs with scissors
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)
starts clacking the clackers
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
=======
And all the female shitters shall be name "Chris Wrays."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
I watched my buddy walking and clacking those clackers at the same time. It was kind of neat. Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.
We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.
Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)
My neighbor told me she was pregnant again so I asked how many kids she had and she said none she just goes to Planned Parenthood and has an abortion so I said it just sounds like she is feeding innocent babies to Moloch. No one was there to cry.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 02:10 PM (HjVhR)
When I lived in Chicago a woman called up and told the hosts that she had had 5 abortions because she didn't have to wonder how the babies had turned out in life. Even the Democrat host was aghast.
I wasn't surprised in the least.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
And all the female shitters shall be name "Chris Wrays."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
Classy!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Why didn't they destroy this stuff ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)
Because they still found it useful info, and they were arrogant enough to believe that they could continue to hide it until OrangeManBad went away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip
Over time, co-worker hate is inevitable.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:13 PM (VE6XX)
And more where that came from!
Posted by: Satan at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Et1h0)
God that was what those idiot guidance counsellors kept trying to push me to do, along with go to Harvey Mudd University.
Posted by: Oldcat
Harry Mudd University teaches you to be a scoundrel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
Beta Rays.
Gamma Rays.
Chris Wrays. (Radiation which can be weaponized to make people shit their pants)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)
We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.
Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)
My older sisters had them and I tried it for a while, 10-20 seconds and got bored. But yeah, you could end up flailing yourself and I heard they could explode.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (TN0g+)
She's already under investigation so this should be no surprise.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Sounds like a keeper!
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (W2Pud)
Reminds me of an NPR Fresh Air interview I heard many years ago with Whoopi Goldberg. She said she’d had 9 abortions, and was confused by her teen daughter deciding to have a baby instead of getting an abortion, too.
It was … jarring.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
This, too, is the story of anyone who ever messed around with nunchucks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Crusader
Par for the course and a day that ends in a Y.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: -DC at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (i3jTa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
The Watchmen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Juvenal at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
All that is left is "Deputy Director (redacted) used his Government credit card to buy $250 worth of liquor." and "Agent (redacted) used FBI-owned equipment to wiretap his wife's boyfriend's business phone."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (zZSxi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
The Watcher Watchers, of course. And the Watcher Watcher Watchers watch them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)
They hope to imply by that that Ol' Tricky Dick started this. Damn him! I bet he was just one of the targets.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (FnxMC)
Posted by: pahound at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (B6RK+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Which is actually apt in that they are all not just morally compromised but in one case evil- except for the character the author hated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
This, too, is the story of anyone who ever messed around with nunchucks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (PYyV9)
Just keeping up the evolutionary pressure on society. I went to elementary school with a guy who did shoot his eye out with a BB gun.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (EtnSa)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Because if I'd known that kind of thing was frowned upon around here, then I'd never have done it - George Costanza
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (xT8gx)
When I lived in Chicago a woman called up and told the hosts that she had had 5 abortions because she didn't have to wonder how the babies had turned out in life.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)
Funny thing, the fake hetero AIDS scare did more to frighten the 'hoes into using condoms than the very real cumulative physical damage to women's bodies by having multiple abortions.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:20 PM (EtnSa)
I've worked my share of 24 to 36 hour shifts, thank you very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)
Shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet. hahahahaha
Posted by: Comey behind the curtains at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (3uBP9)
"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.
Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Zombie Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
>This is why we have strip clubs. Show me a strip club, and I'll wager most of the patrons are STEM.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)
"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.
Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)
=====
The Shah's son spoke into a camera and answered a question no one had asked him, actually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
>This is why we have strip clubs. Show me a strip club, and I'll wager most of the patrons are STEM.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)
====
No ma'am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (xT8gx)
No ma'am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (FnxMC)
I'm guessing he was making a joke about your comic posting of "First" and not your actual work habits.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (ZeH0U)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (0U5gm)
"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.
Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)
Why not just add another job to Marco's portfolio?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (Hkcdp)
"Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi says he has agreed to accept the role of Iran’s transitional leader.
Reza Pahlavi is the son of the Shah of Iran who fled the country when Ayatollah Khomeneini took control of the Islamic nation."
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (vbXSk)
I don't think Trump has offered it to him..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (VE6XX)
2026 Congressional Generic Ballot
🔴 Republicans: 46%
🔵 Democrats: 46%
RMG | 3/2-5 | 2,000 RV
======
Oh, another poll showing an even generic congressional vote.
We'll see how things are in 8 months, but, you know what...2026 will not be 2018 again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 02:11 PM (0U5gm)
I had three sisters at home. I didn't need another dozen or so around at school too. In my courses they tended to be more sensible than average.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (8avO+)
Stevie Wonder. Oversight Committee.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 02:24 PM (FnxMC)
The blind guy?
https://is.gd/o3EQ6g
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip
Because they know they'll be someone working.
And if YOU complain, you're the pariah.
And i'ts a union shop/job.
Understood & sympathetic. Unfortunately, it shall be till the day you retire.
Enjoy the weekend, Skip.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:25 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)
Yeah? Well, I saw Nancy Maces Hole open for Torpedos in Seattle!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, And Gross. at March 06, 2026 02:26 PM (RfVfI)
I am not aware of any society that has reformed this sort of thing and survived with any sort of continuation of government.
Posted by: heya at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (nH+RN)
“Enough Woke Sh*t” Paramount CANCELS Starfleet Academy Season 2 After StarTrek OG Cast Rebellion
https://youtu.be/_cv0he8pVL0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:22 PM (M9gjJ)
====
No ma'am.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
The STEM guys would all be angry at all the redundant not load bearing structural features with women next to them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna
Yeah, idk how much support he would have with the Good Iranians ... seems he may have some. I don't like the idea of another Islamic leader, even if he is kinder/gentler.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 02:12 PM (EtnSa)
Sorry about that, Skip.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (+YA9H)
I am not aware of any society that has reformed this sort of thing and survived with any sort of continuation of government.
Posted by: heya at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (nH+RN)
Check your Byzantine, Roman, and Chinese lore.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (URO9T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: kingsman at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Headline in about a year at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (Y1sOo)
NO KINGS!!!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Princes are Kings Light. Less filling. Great taste.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (oKJ0C)
Whamo air blaster
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 02:28 PM (Kt19C)
That's what Jill calls my ass!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)
Seems it transports troops and does air drops...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:30 PM (VE6XX)
Retired Space Force Col. Bree Fram who was forced out of the military under Trump’s transgender service ban and is now running for Congress, Trump’s strikes on Iran as “reckless adventurism” and warned they risk pushing the U.S. toward war and authoritarianism.”
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)
Sounds like someone who would perform not so great under the stress of battle.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Is there any video of said groping? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (abIsI)
I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes open for Hole at the Roxy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)
Yeah? Well, I saw Nancy Maces Hole open for Torpedos in Seattle!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Old, And Gross. at March 06, 2026 02:26 PM (RfVfI)
Torpedoes? Screw you assholes.
Posted by: Zombie Ship's Complement, IRIS Dena at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)
Either troops or cargo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 02:17 PM (Cqx++)
Hairy Mud University is pretty moldy...
Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (NZPfR)
Posted by: Oldcat
>>Almost every time one of my suppliers/contractors/field engineers would show up he'd want to take me to lunch at the Spearmint Rhino just around the corner for the lunch special, his treat. It's tough to say no.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Steiner at March 06, 2026 02:32 PM (XeLRD)
Posted by: rickb223
When not dropping pallets of green dildos on WNBA arenas, they carry troops and lite artillery.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:33 PM (abIsI)
tinyurl.com/4car5wx7
Twelve trips to a big brothel in Tijuana, "Hong Kong Gentlemens' Club".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 02:21 PM (/C62k)
I saw Nancy Mace's Torpedoes in that video she posted and showed to Congress.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (NZPfR)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)
Asian Persuasion Whores?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:29 PM (oKJ0C)
They can carry up to something smaller than an M-1 (so less than 60 tons). IIRC that was the limit. If you wanted heavier, you'd need a C-5.
Posted by: Scott_T at March 06, 2026 02:36 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Oldcat
I'm, ah, not convinced those are the encouraging examples you seem to intend them to be.
Though I can totally see an American "Warring Kingdoms" period in our future.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OUMaO)
I watched my buddy walking and clacking those clackers at the same time. It was kind of neat. Then he scored a direct “clack” on his elbow, and he started crying and ran home.
We only (mostly) got lame toys. Those clear plastic tubes, graduated layers, with marbles in them. Those didn’t hold anyone’s attention very long.
Wham-O is a great trade name, they made good stuff.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 02:16 PM (vlJl4)
Running home is the worst thing one can do.
They're just going to get "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!"'d by their father and catch another beating for it.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: rickb223
Oh, man, this is going to be a 9mm vs. .45 spazout again, isn't it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)
She was late for a PRAYER breakfast... and it was her BOYFRIEND... irony alert
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (OUMaO)
Who would be our Lu Bu? Or our Dong Zhuo?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 02:27 PM (vbXSk)
Every video I've seen with either protests, or celebrations by the folks outside of Iran, they either have pictures of him or are chanting Javad Shah (Long Live the King), so it appears he has a bit of support.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Oh, man, this is going to be a 9mm vs. .45 spazout again, isn't it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2026 02:37 PM (diia5)
What are your thoughts on the 30 Super Carry?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:35 PM (abIsI)
She was late for a PRAYER breakfast... and it was her BOYFRIEND... irony alert
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)
+++
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: His dad at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (9p40M)
Some of them are pretty good with a guitar, too.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)
That's like the restaurant chain, Season's Of Japan. The best Japanese hibachi run by Mexicans you'll find in USA's deep south.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (3uBP9)
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)
I guess he missed where Jackson said he was gonna punch him in the dick or whatever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)
It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just turn it off at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (9p40M)
As distressing and disappointing as that is. hopefully they are following the Biblical admonition
about not putting their trust in princes or in mortal men-even in the church- but in God .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (ELdpA)
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 02:39 PM (2WIwB)
I see the media "noticed" Trump wasn't there.. I bet you anything he was asked not to come...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)
It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)
They need to bring it back as The Hero of Canton, complete with the song. Jayne finally has his own ship, and gets into all sorts of Jayne-type trouble. Which he usually escapes through sheer luck or his own screw-ups which turn out to save the day.
Either that, or Disney needs to venture into hard-R territory with Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 06, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: William Hong on a very special Psych at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)
Mal will wake up, be a black lesbian, remember that she's Commanding Admiral of the Alliance, and be just killing the last of the Browncoats.
She'll then give a speech on the dangers of non-conformity with the orders of a totalitarian central government run by good people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge
You mean Bobby.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
Pam
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (JRP2U)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)
It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And Bob Newhart.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (oKJ0C)
----------------
I said way back in 2017 that all the stonewalling, misdirection and "wait for the IG report" was all about covering up the fact the DoJ is corrupt as hell and that by any reasonable measure all prosecutions and convictions obtained under DoJ authority should be overturned immediately. And I don't mean stuff just related to Trump and conservatives, I mean everything. There is simply no basis to assume that any prosecution done has been on the up and up.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (jrgJz)
It looks like disney will be bringing firefly back now in some way. Original cast. To destroy it I'd guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)
They need to bring it back as The Hero of Canton, complete with the song. Jayne finally has his own ship, and gets into all sorts of Jayne-type trouble. Which he usually escapes through sheer luck or his own screw-ups which turn out to save the day.
Either that, or Disney needs to venture into hard-R territory with Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (y9nCu)
Inara was a V the whole time, and eats the entire crew.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
We can just use the same email address we use here, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: banana Dream
People keep saying it and nothing with the principal actors show it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (oKJ0C)
Firefly? Wash and Book are dead. Is Mal going to wake up and realize it was just a dream?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM (LxER7)
It worked for J.R.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
And Bob Newhart.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (oKJ0C)
And that stupid hospital drama.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:44 PM (abIsI)
======
Yeah, but what did CNN say was Franklin Pierce's approval rating in March of his second year in office?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (n5tGW)
Nathan Fillion has visibly aged about 40 years in the last 15, so that would be some dream.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Firefly was only okay. The final few episodes were actually kind of bad, the kind of throwaway filler that were required of such long seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (n5tGW)
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Letterman style.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:41 PM
Please. That's such a harsh term.
Posted by: Saffron, Intergalactic Space Personal Pleasure Provider at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
No love for me?
-- Al Sharpton
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (RAxGY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (abIsI)
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Comment from 1964?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Please. That's such a harsh term.
Posted by: Saffron, Intergalactic Space Personal Pleasure Provider at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)
Don't complain to me. That's one of ace's bits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (42kZR)
Posted by: banana Dream
Book would have to be an Obi Wan style visual.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Now do Candace Owens and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (oKJ0C)
It was Fillion and Glau hinting about it in posts on x
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (3uBP9)
It would be a much shorter list- indeed if anyone is on it at all- of who isn't taking bribes from
a foreign source. "The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil" That old musty Bible was correct.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (ELdpA)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)
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Doing either of them would violate the cardinal rule about sticking your dick in crazy.
Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (3BwY8)
I see Obama going all preachy at the Jackson memorial.
Eff him.
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Its amazing how backhandedly condescending the press can be towards "certain" groups. I was changing stations aimlessly in my car yesterday and came to some NPR-type report about preparations for the Jackson event and then they played some "fundamentally non-serious" person explaining "today we're going over the schedule, and looking at the timing of the speakers, and then we'll check the microphones and the lights and those kind of things."
I'm like...oh, you're...uh...doing what anyone else would have done for house party to be attended by 10, but you get credit by the NPR-types because...why?
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 02:50 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)
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Yep. No point to it otherwise.
*sigh* Hollywood really needs to let go of rebooting old franchises and come up with NEW ones.
But they are so creatively bankrupt they can't see this.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 02:51 PM (VE6XX)
-- Al Sharpton
Posted by: Bulg
>Al Sharpton is on a trajectory to take you to Uranus and beyond.
And on that note, Jimmy Carter should be rolling in his casket.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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The original series was only 14 episodes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm guessing that one of the 7th Floor exectutive hacks assigned their destruction of an assumed loyal lackey who didn't much care for being the patsy, so they moved them to the burn room but left them intact. NOTHING in a burn room is going to be whole. It will be pulped or shredded before being bagged. AND, you'll recall that their discovery was by Kash Patel, himself. Likely acting on a whistleblower's tip. BUT, why are they just reading them now? That would have been a priority in my mind.
Posted by: Orson
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It isn't only burn rooms but apparently 'invisible' SCIFs with files that are being discovered. They discovered such in DHS too about a week or so ago.
From what the magic money machine dispensers story in 2025 with those being dispersed to places they should not be, I suspect quite a few unreported SCIFs and secret access unreported files exist in our intel community, DoJ, and DoW too.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 02:48 PM (abIsI
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Carol the receptionist was fantastic too.
Not much to look at compared to Suzanne, but a great comedienne
Posted by: 496 at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (t+VLa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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The original series was only 14 episodes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 02:52 PM (ESVrU)
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Yes, I know. It was canceled mid-production of the first season.
They were doing the filler episodes. And they kind of suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 02:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:46 PM (PYyV9)
Now do Candace Owens and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:49 PM (+YA9H)
Jeremy Hambly (The Quartering) is the most annoying.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (3wOGw)
Yeah I agree, it really is not that great. Its fun enough and was different but people greatly overbuild its value in their memories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2026 02:54 PM (PYyV9)
www.instagram.com/p/DVeaFkfEVbS
and some links below. I don't know how the 'gram works
Posted by: banana Dream - caviar empty at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)
Chasing their Squirtles.
Posted by: Reforger at March 06, 2026 02:59 PM (KjMtX)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 02:45 PM (3wOGw)
The Aliens were going to give everyone free health care prior to stealing the entire planet. It was far too close to home to be allowed to continue
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 03:01 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
He would have known.
Hope the funeral is halfway over by now.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 03:05 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Oldcat
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As a STEM guy, my one time in such a club (for a friend's bachelor party during grad school) the last thing I was worried about were the poles. I can say, however, that the seemingly eternal presence of baby powder (the scent hung in my nostrils through multiple showers for days) made me wonder about the potential cancer risks from inhaling said powder.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 06, 2026 03:09 PM (tmaEb)
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Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 06, 2026 03:31 PM (C9qva)
Posted by: richy kay at March 06, 2026 06:59 PM (nY+Ko)
Oh No! GOP Lawmakers Push for Perjury Charges Against Madison Cornbread for Fabricated J6 Testimony
They're so sad they try to hide Madison Cornbread's identity by calling her by her criminal alias "Cassidy Hutchinson."Republicans on Capitol Hill are asking the Justice Department to consider bringing criminal charges against Cassidy Hutchinson, a former aide in President Donald Trump's first administration who became a star congressional witness about the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot, according to two sources familiar with recent developments. GOP Rep. Barry Loudermilk made a criminal referral of Hutchinson to the Justice Department in recent days, the sources said. He accused Hutchinson of lying to Congress in her summer 2022 testimony when she alleged Trump was aware of the potential for violence on January 6, 2021, and forged ahead with his attempts to rile up his supporters. Loudermilk has long attempted to reframe the public perception of the events at the Capitol, including by scrutinizing the House committee that investigated the Capitol riot and found Trump was "directly responsible" for the riot. Loudermilk's referral was co-signed by House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, who chairs the committee under which Loudermilk is running a probe of January 6. The Justice Department's press office didn't respond to inquiries about the referral. Both current and former lawyers for Hutchinson didn't respond to multiple inquiries this week from CNN. CNN has reached out to Loudermilk for comment. It's not uncommon for Congress to make criminal referrals regarding witnesses that have come before it previously, especially in heavily charged political situations, and referrals don't necessarily lead to charges. A referral at times could add to a criminal investigation or prompt one. They are often treated by the Justice Department as suggestions. A referral and possible Justice Department action against Hutchinson could refocus attention on a fraught aspect of the work years ago of the House Select Committee and prosecutors. It also comes a time when the Trump administration has pursued politically charged criminal cases against former government figures whom Trump considers opponents.LOL. Oh, Trump is pushing criminal charges against the criminals who pushed criminal charges against him for four years. What a monster. I mean, it's not even a close call that she repeatedly lied to Congress. Look at this easily-disproved lie that she personally, in her own hand, wrote a key note jotted down during J6. The note is important because it shows that Trump's people were drafting a tweet that anyone in the Capitol not authorized to be there should leave. The J6 kangaroo court rigged the show-trial to prove that Trump really wanted an "insurrection," so they insisted this was not written by a Trump aid recording his thoughts, but by Madison Cornbread. In the below exhibit, the the note in question. It is clearly from a masculine hand. Writing in all-caps block letters is the biggest giveaway that a man is writing. I personally only barely remember how to form lower-case letters. I never use them, except in my signature.
A House panel reviewing the work of the illegally established and since disbanded Select Committee on Jan. 6 released testimony previously concealed by lawmakers for contradicting the committee's star witness. On Thursday, the Washington Times reported the House Administration's subcommittee on Oversight released the transcripts of a Secret Service driver for President Donald Trump who pushed back on claims Trump tried to violently hijack a presidential vehicle to riot at the Capitol. "I did not see him reach. He never grabbed the steering wheel," the driver told then-Committee Vice Chair Liz Cheney during an interview. "I didn't see him, you know, lunge to try to get into the front seat at all." The agent's testimony flew directly in opposition to what lawmakers were told by Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide who worked for Trump's final first-term chief of staff, Mark Meadows. Hutchinson sensationalized the televised show trials of the Jan. 6 Committee when she claimed an "irate" president assaulted Secret Service agents to try to drive himself to Capitol Hill. "The president said something to the effect of 'I'm the f'ing president, take me up to the Capitol now,'" Hutchinson publicly testified in the summer of 2022. "The president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel," she added, but he was stopped by the head of his security detail.
Ace is saying something to the effect of, "Imprison this nasty-cooched swamp hag."
Andy McCarthy hurt most pic.twitter.com/dfiOkmda3Q
— snowblinder76 (@snowblinder76) March 6, 2026
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Andy McCarthy hurt most
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That turd still thinks Russian collusion was worth looking into.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 06, 2026 12:14 PM (ewuvP)
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Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (13bda)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (kgE5c)
I want you to think about how this could have been written for maximum impact.
"The time may come when it IS my week, but it is not THIS WEEK!!!"
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
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It's an absolutely beautiful day in my neck of the woods, so I get it.
Have a great weekend!
Us weekend COBs will keep the place running...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (ESVrU)
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Which at her age is nearly a war crime.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 06, 2026 12:14 PM
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (UCAqC)
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (13bda)
He and Hannity are still singing the praises of the greatest Fed of all time, Mr. Hammond Eggers.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
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...to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (ESVrU)
"The time may come when it IS my week, but it is not THIS WEEK!!!"
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM
Do I look like the Blade to you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
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...to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (ESVrU)
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What's the status on Leon?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)
It is, however, my weak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM
Getting laaaaarger!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (kgE5c)
Felony Stupid: Woman Forces Entry on Des Moines Home
https://tinyurl.com/stannita
Closing quote: "Please don’t shoot me no more" and it wasn't said by the homeowner.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (/HDaX)
I know at least a couple people that think Trump went for the steering wheel. It's sad.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (l9aEn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM
Getting laaaaarger!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (kgE5c)
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Well, I hope I improved your week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (pDt9x)
What's the status on Leon?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)
He's still getting larger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I like that she fucked up the peace sign enough that it looks like a person gesturing through a random circle.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
He is the perfect example of a Beltway slime creature. Wrong far too many times than I can count on his prognostications, relies on one big past thing he did early in his career (prosecuting the Blind Sheikh), and has the moral certitude of David French. He is the David French of NR's Legal punditry. I think he and Ed Whelan cry on each other's shoulders a lot.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (13bda)
Butch Cassidy >>>>>>Hopalong Cassidy >> Cassidy Hutchinson
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM
It's better.
I shared your channel this week with a colleague who has a side gig as a movie reviewer. Doing my bit to help the Al Gore Rhythm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (kgE5c)
Wasn't there also a story about someone using Madison Cornbread to catfish some chick like a decade ago? Or a chick used it on another chick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (tj1W+)
I shared your channel this week with a colleague who has a side gig as a movie reviewer. Doing my bit to help the Al Gore Rhythm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (kgE5c)
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Huzzah.
Thank you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (kgE5c)
What does your STD chart look like?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: imp at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (g6TN6)
And they laugh at Rs for wanting balanced teaching on evolution.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (kgE5c)
To release his second chakra.
Posted by: Gross, but you do you at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (//5Rf)
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (13bda)
Super chick handwriting was any american woman born before 1965. They all write cursive so beautifully and legibly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (n5tGW)
And took it up it from the Democrats.
I hope she serves time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious
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Anyone can be accused of anything, even outrageous things that could have never happened by witnesses that are obvious liars, and yet some will believe those accusations. It reflects more on the personality and character of the accusers than it does the people that they accuse.
And it is why we have twelve people on a jury that require a unanimous verdict for guilty.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)
although this is true, I need to point out that different countries have handwriting styles, and in Colombia there are (were now I suppose) two styles taught to school children. One is a cursive that is based on the Spanish "gothic" hand, which is sort of like Spencer and sort of like Fraktur, and the other which is a block, upper case handwriting that has such entertaining elements as the A is a delta, and the ñ is written with a straight line across for the tilde. The second style was used in "official" annotations written by hand, where clarity was considered more important that style.
However, missing any Colombian connection with this affair, I agree with ace' conclusions.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)
Pretty brief = 15,000 words from ace alone
Posted by: imp at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (g6TN6)
But it wasn't a movie review though. *shrugs*.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 06, 2026 12:23 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: banana Dream - BANZAI - YOLO but Japanese at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (tj1W+)
I started writing in all caps as soon as I entered high school and they didn't demand cursive anymore.
Well, I still made Capitalized letters bigger, and wrote the rest in small caps.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (wa/yD)
Surely she did not invent this strategy of calling the President a liar all on her own.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (HjVhR)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (tj1W+)
My mother's handwriting was so good there were times I thought it must have been machine made. Mine, OTOH, has been mocked by chickens scratching for dirt in the barnyard.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (vlkz/)
However, missing any Colombian connection with this affair, I agree with ace' conclusions.
yeah I don't think that Madison Cornbread was educated internationally. She chiefly writes in emoticons, like she's on Twitter.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: High-Tone Henry at March 06, 2026 12:25 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (n5tGW)
But It Is a Nice One!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Actually Don't Know If That's True. at March 06, 2026 12:25 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 12:25 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)
Surely she did not invent this strategy of calling the President a liar all on her own.
Posted by: bob
Her second lawyer after she fired the first one. Lawyers in DC are the nexus of the Deep State there and why lawyers on the Right in DC are a persecuted small minority, probably true now of the entire DC metro region. Most remaining conservative lawyers simply play the game with the Democrats so they can continue to practice there.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (RkOfE)
“They had evil in their eyes.”
Posted by: Markwayne Mullin at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (EXyHK)
Only fags use lower case handwriting. (don't even ask about script)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (HjVhR)
he sure does
almost seems like he's not so much "falling for it" as a coconspirator in every psyop the leftists in the Deep State have run against the American public for ten years.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (Ns3kx)
Indict her and she'll sing. She'll realize, or her attorney will, them at Cheney and Kinzinger aren't there to protect her and the Dems have used her and have no use for her now . Madison Cornbread won't like the cellblock
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Archimedes at March
Doctors look at my handwriting and say 'WTF?!'
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM
Wrote. I checked a few weeks ago to see if I can still write cursive. I can, but it looks nothing like it used to. I'm about 30 years out of practice.
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Neither of my parents has particularly good handwriting.
My mother's was better than my father's though.
My father, despite being to intuit almost anything, could not spell to save his life, either. And he still can't.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (13bda)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (kgE5c)
What does your STD chart look like?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM
Non-existent. Ergo, not Blade-like.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (kgE5c)
yeah sometimes I try it and it doesn't flow. It's kind of stupid to write in all-caps because it really is slower -- you're constantly taking the pen off the paper, with every stroke -- but dudes do stupid shit just to not look like girlybabies.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:29 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 12:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 06, 2026 12:29 PM (y9ksN)
Only fags use lower case handwriting. (don't even ask about script)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (HjVhR)
Using lower case feels like you are doing art...
Posted by: Denny Crane - Art Is For Fags. at March 06, 2026 12:29 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (kgE5c)
Good Man.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:29 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: huerfano
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That excuse is worn out. He has been so wrong since Trump took office in his public statements that he shows reckless indifference to the truth or perhaps even actual malice on matters involving Trump and Trump's legal issues.
NR is simply a retirement home and sinecure paid for by corporations and leftists for embittered NT'ers like McCarthy, French, etc.
I refuse to even read their tripe anymore after their patent refusal to volte face and retract many of their most poisonous works in print.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)
i also wrote an open thread.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)
You might want to look into this. Taibbi has a link to his full substack article but this could be very large.
Margot Cleveland has been doing some reporting on this and she is recommending this article. He's making it available for free.
Apparently the FBI has been using a special classification for documents that were never intended to be made public and to avoid FOIA seraches called "prohibited access" and it's been going on as far back as the Nixon administration.
>>@mtaibbi
>>EXCLUSIVE: The FBI has been keeping a separate set of books in the form of secret “prohibited access” files for a generation, and the Bureau has finally begun to disclose them:
https://tinyurl.com/85fmt4xz
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (viF8m)
Husband and I have noticed that our handwriting has become messy.
We think it's because most stuff is done online now.
Use it or lose it.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
If you want to improve your handwriting, then get a style sheet, or even some handwriting samples, and practice. Make it your hobby, and even keep some sort of workbook. Write up your childhood for someone in the future, and you will get the practice you need.
It took me about 3 years, and I used facsimiles of Lincolns letters as a style guide, and then modified them to my taste.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The Crypt Keeper at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Charlie McCarthy is Andy McCarthy's uncle.
Posted by: mrp
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So who has their hand up Andy McCarthy's ass to make his lips move.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)
Almost 40 have been arrested on other felony charges including at least 7 on child sex crimes.
How can you explain that high of a number,?
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (o7qMm)
GOP Lawmakers Push for Perjury Charges Against Madison Cornbread
Posted by: GOPe Brain Trust at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (zHdFR)
Posted by: Michael J. Fox at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (pDt9x)
i also wrote an open thread.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM
So are you looking to rest during your down time, or get out of the apartment?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)
Trauma zoo is what I call the local community college.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N)
I am going to guess Mark Felt was not an outlier, and this has been going on since the Wilson administration.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (rbvCR)
—
See this proved how bad Kash is.
Wait what?
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (13bda)
i also wrote an open thread.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)
So, a 427,000 word movie review?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (Ns3kx)
just rest but also get some exercise in. I also need to return a bunch of crap from Amazon at whole foods.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (1wjle)
I consider it an indictment of the Trump administration and the entire American way of life that I had to move my keester off the couch and brave the elements for, like, 15 minutes. That's not who we are!
Posted by: 496 at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (t+VLa)
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM
Never gets old.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (4NO2D)
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When you write sentences like that, you just know that something major is going to break! Like we take over Cuba..or IRGC surrenders. Stuff like that.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (HjVhR)
The Jessie Jackson people are jumping around and acting crazy at his "Funeral".
He's been dead 17 days.
I'll bet the McCain people are pissed off at the distraction.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)
"oh yeah we just decided to use the SAVE act to train this dog"
*presents unhappy poodle*
*poodle pees on the SAVE act*
"Time for recess! LOL. Vote for me or a Democrat might win. Toodles"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (3ek7K)
And my Russian cursive sucks every bit as much as my English cursive did.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (tj1W+)
I write in cursive all the time you stupid mofos.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)
now do trannys and illegals
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
You bringing up the members of pAntifa that attended the protest and attacked the capitol isn't the own you think it is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)
Always. Always.
I pretty much ignore the news, and I'm happier for it. Sorry you have to wallow in it for your daily bread.
Miley
p.s. I'm holding onto that 1 oz silver chupacabra round for you, Ace. It's already doubled in value.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (w6EFb)
But aside from/after that. wow. Just a non-stop cavalcade of bad or ridiculous calls and pathetic excuse-making for his beloved and largely failed system. Think he defended the ridiculous lynch job of VP Cheney's aid in the ridiculous affair of the non-secret ditz CIA wife of the buffoonish former ambassador and his comical op-ed on Iraqi yellow cake machinations. His buddy was the prosecutor.
Of course he steadfastly refused to believe (or pretended so) that the DOJ/FBI had become a rampaging Vishinsky-like operation to destroy Trump and all who dared consort with him. Even as the evidence piled higher and higher. Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (U/Byj)
just rest but also get some exercise in. I also need to return a bunch of crap from Amazon at whole foods.
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:32 PM (1wjle)
Maybe a treadmill, or a modified hamster wheel installed in your burrow.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (3ek7K)
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That's the America I know and love!
We only gota few inches of heavy slop here
Posted by: 496 at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (t+VLa)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (13bda).
i doubt anything related to andy is ribbed...
-_-
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:24 PM
That's hot!
Posted by: The Crypt Keeper at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM
I really enjoy how Lorenz became the subject of what used to be Helen Thomas jokes.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)
While even one of the latter shouldn't be tolerated at all, how is that "high", especially compared to other groups? Math is fun, yes?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (Ns3kx)
Oh my god that’s 2.6%.
Wait a second that’s the average percentage of all Americans with a criminal record. Actually a bit below it, the average is 3%
You idiots need some new gotchas.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (13bda)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (pDt9x)
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I'm fluent in cursive, but like a lot of us here I have to really slow down and concentrate to make it legible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Don't we produce a surplus right here at home? I don't think we need to import more
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)
If they would get off their monomania, and continual attacks on a single issue, they would be more tolerable.
Of course, if they were capable of that, and had some imagination beyond calling names, then they wouldn't be trolls.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (Ns3kx)
Posted by: ace at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (1wjle)
Thank you for making me realize why cursive was invented! In a world of quills and inkwells, keeping the pen on paper extended ink life and cut down on unwanted blots and messiness.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: nurse ratched
... although I concede we don't create enough trans-chickens.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (gKWVE)
We think it's because most stuff is done online now.
Use it or lose it.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:30 PM (3ek7K)
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Pretty much. When I was a lad, everyone in my grade was expected to bring a fountain or cartridge pen to school. Being a parochial school, conformity was the rule; so when I demonstrated my prowess at writing with the left-hand, the Sisters huddled like refs after a penalty call in a playoff game. After some discussion, it was determined that I could continue with my sinister writing career.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (/C62k)
Sure, don't pick the pen up while you're printing!
I left cursive behind in high school when we had something called "Mechanical Drawing" (i.e. drafting). Also, algebra, trig, and calculus didn't lend themselves to cursive.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (R1D6K)
Maybe I am being soft but I feel for the Iranian Navy sailors. They didn't stand a chance. If they are all conscripts, I feel doubly bad. Like that frigate, one day you are cruising around a military regatta looking spiffy, the next day you are below decks trying to breath seawater.
The IRGC guys? Kill them all. They want to be there.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (4NO2D)
Ditto. Lord help me if I have to go back and read my own notes.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)
If anyplace on Earth had a trauma zoo it would be this place. "And here we see a fine specimen of 'forced to eat Kaboom cereal' in full plumage!"
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (PHjsi)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:37 PM (gKWVE)
What about Jive Turkeys?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (wa/yD)
I still write cursive regularly, because it’s faster when taking notes. But it’s not often enough to remember all of the capitals, because some of them are very rare. I’m always forgetting exactly how to do Q and one or two others I don’t remember offhand.
That said, it comes back easily if I do a search on the letter and see it again.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 12:38 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Illiterate, Innumerate, Sometimes Incontinent at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (oftw2)
@JonathanTurley
Virginia Democrats have not wasted time in moving the state to the far left after taking control with Gov. Spanberger. A new bill requires teachers to describe Jan. 6th as "an insurrection" and bar descriptions of peaceful protests or election fraud.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (RkOfE)
Whew! My favorite idiot troll showed! This weekend is gonna be LIT!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Whiskey and Cigars For Everyone On My Balcony! at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (RfVfI)
I left cursive behind in high school when we had something called "Mechanical Drawing" (i.e. drafting).
Block letters FTW!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (EXyHK)
"Hey Pedro, do you know if there are any nice places in North Korea?"
"Well Abbas, I was just starting to check that out myself."
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)
Is that funeral open to the public? I'd be really surprised if they're gonna allow randos to walk in at something where the dog eater will be present.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (2ocoG)
His big accomplishment was being part of a team of prosecutors who jailed a few terrorists.
That somehow turned into he’s a “voice of conservatives and legal expert on everything”.
It’s absolutely fascinating how people like him utilize one event in their lives to suddenly position themselves as a spokesperson on everything conservative, when on almost every issue he is wrong.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (IJqrQ)
Hello everyone! It has been a long week and I'm desperate to knock off early so a lot of posts are going to be pretty brief. I hope you understand!
Who told you that Teh Horde would allow you to leave early? We demand genuine AoSHQ content.
Dance, Ewok. Dance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)
Unbelievable.
Wonder if he got his cheek pulled by Sister Frances De Chantelle in 3rd grade?
Posted by: MkY at March 06, 2026 12:40 PM (q6tQZ)
Virginia Democrats have not wasted time in moving the state to the far left after taking control with Gov. Spanberger. A new bill requires teachers to describe Jan. 6th as "an insurrection" and bar descriptions of peaceful protests or election fraud.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (RHGPo)
A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (R1D6K)
Posted by: rhomboid
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He was OK before 2016. Seems he made a decision back then which side he was on.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (HjVhR)
My mom had beautiful cursive writing, even when she was in her 80s. Dad's was cool looking and legible, but very angular and sharp.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Michael J. Fox at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (Y1sOo)
Bee. Bop.
Hold. My. Beer.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (3uBP9)
That's the most retarded law I've ever heard of. And there's a lot of competition there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (tj1W+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)
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There are some rather dark implications to that comment...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (pDt9x)
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I'm fluent in cursive, but like a lot of us here I have to really slow down and concentrate to make it legible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)
I can still do it, but use block letters more than I did before learning how to compose on a keyboard. That began in 1996. I was working for NDC when I returned from Sweden, a paging company. Remember when, LOL? I recall the big Tyson- Holyfield fight (the first one). There were a TON of pissed off texts.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Bit old for my taste.
-Joey B
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)
I did college in block letters, though I admit to keep up with the lectures I developed a lot of contractions -- "FR" meant both 'for' and 'from', for example -- and it was a bit unreadable by other people. That contraction is both a unique text block and the meaning is determined by context.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)
A clear violation of the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
We are going to improve on that musty old document made by cis white slaveholders!
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (Ns3kx)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (Ns3kx)
Deport him to Iran on the end of a Tomahawk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
My mom had beautiful cursive writing, even when she was in her 80s. Dad's was cool looking and legible, but very angular and sharp.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 12:41 PM (PSEDc)
Left handers generally have neater handwriting and are better artists, though?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 12:43 PM (XV/Pl)
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deport
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at
Nope. Just signature.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (pZ64F)
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That's fine.
*makes note in permanent record*
Posted by: Passive Aggressive MBA Millenial Bosses at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)
Today it's reported another Iranian navy ship has docked in an Indian port (name/type not known), where hopefully it will ride out the festivities.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: the last 2 generations at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (n5tGW)
How'd he manage that? And isn't he going to have Newsom on his stream?
"Shock shock shock, shock Gavin, I can't stop"...
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2ocoG)
I turned it into an autograph-like thing in the 90s.
There's a story behind that......but not important right now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at
Nope. Just signature.
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Remember when we called it 'real writing?'
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (pZ64F)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (wZvvl)
Posted by: My Mudder Ate Her Fodder at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (oftw2)
I should've gone to med school.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (viF8m)
The second day I learned how to print, upper and lower case, faster than I could write in cursive.
Four years of undergrad notes all printed.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (//5Rf)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (PSEDc)
It’s stunning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)
You did see even ace responded to ASS, right?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Dammit I Am Like 15 Minutes Behind. at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
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My brother (born in '62) was a leftie and was literally forced to learn to write cursive with his right hand. My younger sister (born in '66) is also a leftie, but didn't get that treatment. Somewhere between those years, the teachers must've figured out it was stupid to force left handed youngsters to write cursive with their right hand.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:42 PM (rbvCR)
I remember having to take a class in high school for "Superwrite", some formal system of short forms for writing notes.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (wa/yD)
That's the one thing I still use cursive for, and that happens maybe once or twice a year. I pity anyone trying to actually read it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (2ocoG)
The second day I learned how to print, upper and lower case, faster than I could write in cursive.
Four years of undergrad notes all printed.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM
If you take notes while high, you have to get high again to decipher them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (4NO2D)
The schools here have the students do most of their work on computers now. Even in elementary school.
I think that is wrong, there is no telling how many kids don't know how to write in cursive.
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (RHGPo)
It’s stunning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (W2Pud)
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I expected to see more of him post-retirement...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (Ns3kx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (0U5gm)
We also have access to their comms.
You figure out the rest. This administration doesn’t do anything militarily by the seat of its pants.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: Jefferson Sourdough at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (j1o7q)
Damned straight! It's why I order checks that are 6" high by 12" long.
Posted by: John Hancock at March 06, 2026 12:48 PM (R1D6K)
I think that is wrong, there is no telling how many kids don't know how to write in cursive.
Posted by: four seasons
I don't believe cursive is even taught in public schools anymore.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 12:48 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: 1978 Subway Ad at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (IJqrQ)
How'd he manage that? And isn't he going to have Newsom on his stream?
"Shock shock shock, shock Gavin, I can't stop"...
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (2ocoG)
It's OK, Anisa Johma still wants to get in his pants to cvck her husband, idubbbz.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Jefferson Sourdough at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM
It's uh ...
zzzZZZZzzzz
Posted by: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (4NO2D)
My signature turned from proper cursive to a quick scrawl the first time I bought a house and had to sign 30+ places at the closing.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: the last 2 generations at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)
My father, despite being to intuit almost anything, could not spell to save his life, either. And he still can't.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (wa/yD)
My Dad has the most gorgeous, perfect handwriting. And absolutely consistent, so that if you compare two samples of his writing composed 20 years apart, the only difference is that one will have slightly faded ink.
But he couldn't write two sentences on the same sheet of paper without having misspellings in both of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Pee Wee at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (n5tGW)
The sugar doesn’t have to come from processed sugar, however. It could come from a high-sugar produce, such as… corn.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (4NO2D)
Lotta truth there!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm High Right Now. at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Ian S. at
The only part of my signature that even has a pacing resemblance to letters is the first letter of my last name.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:50 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (EtnSa)
Today's Fox Bidness Varney Trivia Question:
When did Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone:
1866
1876
1886
1896
This week for the second week in a row they read one of my comments on air. I obviously have too much time on my hands....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ian S.
That's a White Supremacy Statement, if I ever read one!
Posted by: Section 8 at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: the last 2 generations:"
It's how the person in front of me pays whenever I don't go to self-checkout
Posted by: James Talarico at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (Ns3kx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (wZvvl)
Reportedly 50 planes dropped 100 bombs on a leadership bunker in Tehran, with intel that some (remaining) big-wig, er, big-turban, was present. In Beirut when they sent Nasrallah to his reward reportedly 80 bombs were used.
Go big, then go home (and bomb targets in Lebanon on the way, in some cases).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (U/Byj)
That, and signing acknowledgements at the doctor’s office, and probably one or two other things, and I begin to wonder how useful a signature is, given that the final signature bears no apparent resemblance to the first signature.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: the last 2 generations at March 06, 2026 12:49 PM
The IBM Selectric was the pinnacle of the typewriter art, just before the entire industry were supplanted by word processing.
Sort of the WWII battleship of typewriters.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Section 8! at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (KtOUo)
Damned straight! It's why I order checks that are 6" high by 12" long.
Posted by: John Hancock at March 06, 2026 12:48 PM
Ha! I write like an 8 year old boy. And math like a newborn.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (sH4Bk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)
Ballpoints can be wielded like a crayon, but if you have a pen with a nib or use a delicate quill, you have to take that into consideration. You can also write like you are trying to gouge the letters into a block of wood
Mom taught and had a gorgeous Palmer hand, I learned it after she died, mostly because she hated my handwriting.
I got steel nibs, fountain pens and I have worked at cutting quills, and they all require a different handwriting than a ballpoint pen.
The thing I find fascinating now is Roman handwriting. They are digging up wooden "note boards" in Northern Scotland in the Vindolanda fort, and other places, and the handwriting is fascinating, it probably will be my next bit of obsession.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)
Don't all of Hasan's female orbiters want to get/have gotten in his pants? Which is weird because there's strong evidence he's a gay furry (not that there's any other kind of furry).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
Yes, I'm old. What's it to you, kid?
Posted by: clarence at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (lBwkW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
“To simplify it, I would put it this way.”
“I don’t think it’s right to say that President Trump has started a war with Iran.”
“I think President Trump wants to finish a war that Iran started in 1979, 47 years ago.”
Then he shared a story from inside Iran:
“These aren’t just words. Let me tell you an anecdote.”
“In 2003, 2004 when I was there in Iran, working on projects at a very high level, I was talking with deputy ministers…going back and forth.”
“I was in the foreign ministry in Tehran where I met someone very senior who was semi-sympathetic to the projects we were doing.”
“But as I was leaving, he looked me in the eye and said, as an Iranian-American I want you to listen very carefully.”
“He said we in this building…meaning the foreign ministry, meaning the government, meaning the regime…”
“He said we believe we are at war with the United States.”
“He said at that time it’s a cold war, but it’s a war nonetheless.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: rhomboid
Al Jazeera and Breitbart as sources.
BREAKING: Indian authorities say that they gave shelter to 183 sailors on Iranian ship IRIS Lavan after the vessel reached out in distress on February 28, the day the US and Israel began their ongoing war on Iran.
The IRIS Bushehr, an Iranian Navy fleet supply ship, was interned by Sri Lanka after its captain surrendered the vessel to Sri Lankan authorities amid heightened hostilities. Sri Lanka took custody of the 1970s-era vessel within its territorial waters, removed 208 crew members, and will hold the ship at Trincomalee for the duration of the conflict.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)
Cursive died with love letters.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: the last 2 generations
The soviets set up listening posts to record Selectric typewriters as they made tiny vibrations against windows, and used the minute time lags to determine which letters were being typed, since the ball had a specific rate of turn to punch each letter. If I recall, there were three letters vertically, so the ball had to turn as well as incline, depending upon the key that was pressed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (sH4Bk)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
The first really good printer I had was a daisywheel. I was amazed at the quality over dot matrix, and the ability to quickly change fonts.
I was also amazed at the durability. They looked incredibly flimsy, but I printed a crapload on that printer and even the wheel I used by default never broke. Not even the period that was used for graphics.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Went the way of the mix tape.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
She looks like Hep C with tits.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (l9aEn)
Person writing a check would probably be quicker than self checkout where at least at my market it tells me either "Weight not found" or "Item not found" and a real person has to fix it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (wZvvl)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (//5Rf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:47 PM (Ns3kx)
===
Not me. I strongly encourage to discuss Middle East affairs and economic policy.
Two geniuses trying to out-genius each other. Very entertaining.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (sH4Bk)
Using "math" as a verb... priceless.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm High Right Now. at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (Ns3kx)
Posted by: Democrats at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (Et1h0)
tinyurl.com/46me72cr
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (Ns3kx)
He has carnal knowledge of goats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
The difference here is : idubbbz is actually trying to help get Anisa into Hasan's pants.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (U/Byj)
Wow; I think that would be a cool part of the job!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 12:51 PM (wZvvl)
I like it. Some of the others I work with hate it. And the younger guys can't even read cursive. I also notice that some of those old timers used a more German style, something I learned when I was a nerdy teenager in German class.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (PSEDc)
I do write in all caps, although I sometimes practice cursive.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (gQ15S)
People care a lot more about the 92000 job LOSS in Feb
We should be gaining 200000 per month. Like under sleepy ZJoes avg not losing almost 100000
People care more about gasoline and natural gas prices exploding
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 12:55 PM (o7qMm)
Speaking of signatures...
A petition to require voter ID and allow only U.S. citizens to vote has gained momentum in California and surpassed the required 875,000-signature threshold to qualify for the November ballot, the group leading the effort said.
According to Reform California, a nonpartisan political activism group, organizers submitted the "California Voter ID Initiative" petition to county authorities with 1.3 million signatures. The group says the petition has garnered bipartisan support, with signatures from Californians representing all walks of life and political persuasions across all 58 of the state’s counties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2026 12:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ian S.
=======
They want to be treated like his poor dog, with shock collars. Weird kink among a few women that simply want to be dominated and treated like crap as throwbacks to the darkest remnants of evolutionary psychology.
Same type that likes to go after death row inmates.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Are there enough 2000 year old hags to constitute a harem?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:56 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM
Truth. We have an 8th grade report card from my father where he was taking Latin, in South Carolina, in the early 1940s.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:56 PM (4NO2D)
“He said at that time it’s a cold war, but it’s a war nonetheless.”
====
No! Really? I shan't believe this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)
Cursive died with love letters.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Great point! How creepy would getting a letter that says "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU SMELL SO NICE I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU UP!"
Posted by: Denny Crane - I've Never Actually Written a Love Letter, That Was Good, Right? at March 06, 2026 12:57 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)
Great point! How creepy would getting a letter that says "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU SMELL SO NICE I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU UP!"
Posted by: Denny Crane - I've
It's best to use letters cut out of magazines.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (MGB5H)
What about taking a dump? Do they have a plan for that?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Left out the /sarc tag.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (E4rtv)
Anyone familiar with this becky's testimony immediately understood its implausibility. The kind of people who believe her limo story get their understanding of presidential transport from Air Force 1 action movies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (SSEhk)
Today it's reported another Iranian navy ship has docked in an Indian port (name/type not known), where hopefully it will ride out the festivities.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2026 12:44 PM (U/Byj)
Maybe Iran couldn't pay the moorage charges?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2026 12:54 PM (l9aEn)
===
From now on I shall think of this whenever I have the misfortune of going to the Tenderloin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (RHGPo)
Anyway it was only the signature of some local lawyer, who by some very strange coincidence, has the exact same signature as me. And what are the chances I would ever come across it. So flipping weird.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (Et1h0)
What about taking a dump? Do they have a plan for that?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah... Make sure the toilet seat is down...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (VE6XX)
Self-checkout has gotten faster at one of the two grocery stores I frequent most; they seem to have learned over time. When I put my own cloth shopping bags on the scale (they’re more durable than plastic or paper, and I thrive on microbes), it no longer requires a cashier to come over.
The other grocery store’s scan-as-you-go self checkout still, after at least five years, tells me to be sure to take my receipt, despite the machine never having had a printer.
And the scan-as-you-go supermarket I use where my dad lives always has to have a cashier make sure I’m not stealing anything from them for two or three visits before it trusts me, probably because they haven’t programmed it to recognize that I’m only there around Thanksgiving, Spring, and a specific weekend each in August and September.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah... Make sure the toilet seat is down...
Posted by: It's me donna
Drop pants first.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I've Never Actually Written a Love Letter, That Was Good, Right? at March 06, 2026 12:57 PM (RfVfI)
Especially if you include a crude stick figure drawing of you roasting the object of the letter on a spit.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:31 PM (pDt9x)
I lost the ability to write in cursive after taking Mechanical Drawing for a year, back in high school.
It's a fuqing miracle I can write my name in cursive ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:45 PM (//5Rf)
The High School secretary did all the documents in a cursive font typewriter. I think it was to make it hard to fake a document.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (9AdGW)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (XqFM2)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah... Make sure the toilet seat is down...
Posted by: It's me donna
Drop pants first.
...IN THE BATHROOM.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: red speck at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Assumes facts not in evidence
(excepting the book thread)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (gKWVE)
From X. Source is Dugin's speech on Paideuma.TV@PaideumaTV Mar 5.
Commentary by Avi Avidan
@avavidan
"Perhaps the sweetest vindication comes in Dugin's roll call of Western influencers he praises as allies, those "real MAGA" voices he believes can sow division from within. He names them explicitly: Tucker Carlson,Candace Owens, Alex Jones, Andrew Napolitano, Larry Johnson, Jackson Hinkle and Kim Dotcom. Dugin lauds them for echoing his theories, urging outreach to amplify US contradictions. "
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (RIvkX)
That is the hottest word ever.
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Just Took Some Extasy. at March 06, 2026 01:03 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Assumes facts not in evidence
(excepting the book thread)
Posted by: gKWVE at
It's an if/then step of the process.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:03 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 01:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (wa/yD)
LOL!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Just Took Some Extasy. at March 06, 2026 01:04 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Yeah... Make sure the toilet seat is down...
Posted by: It's me donna
Drop pants first.
Huh? When did that start?
Posted by: J. Biden at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:03 PM (MGB5H)
IF 'poopie'
THEN 'use toilet'
ELSE 'Joe Biden'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: four seasons at March 06, 2026 12:46 PM (3ek7K)
The only reason cursive exists is that it was a crutch to enable one to write with a dip pen, and not make blots. Do they print books in cursive? newspapers? the how-to instructions on a ramen packet?
Teach kids to make blocks lettters legibly, both upper and lower case. And teach them to spell properly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (0nHVk)
Some letter combos link up cursively and others don't.
It's very distinctive and worked well for decades, but it's deteriorating with being over 29.
My dad- a doctor- had such terrible handwriting that I had to type up a translation of his "My Childhood" letters for the kids' school projects.
Posted by: sal at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (f+FmA)
@avavidan
"Perhaps the sweetest vindication comes in Dugin's roll call of Western influencers he praises as allies, those "real MAGA" voices he believes can sow division from within. He names them explicitly: Tucker Carlson,Candace Owens, Alex Jones, Andrew Napolitano, Larry Johnson, Jackson Hinkle and Kim Dotcom. Dugin lauds them for echoing his theories, urging outreach to amplify US contradictions. "
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)
Avi Avidan? As in, Danny Sexbang's father?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:00 PM (wa/yD)
LOL!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Just Took Some Extasy. at March 06, 2026 01:04 PM (RfVfI)
I " might " have dated her, in my misspent youth.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 01:06 PM (pDt9x)
Abusers, especially narcissistic ones, use a form of operant conditioning on their victims. They give "rewards", almost treat like, and keep them coming back by withholding and giving them out in an unpredictable manner. Think of it almost as gambling addiction but the victim doesn't even know they are in a game. I think the proper term is called Variable Ratio Reinforcement. Or Intermittent Reinforcement. And unfortunately it works very very well. It's a total mindfuck.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:06 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (Sy6m/)
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the current war had to happen because immediately after the last strike, Iran started digging even deeper bunkers for their nuclear program.
In an interview with Fox News, Netanyahu said, “The reason that we had to act now is because after we hit their nuclear sites and their ballistic missile program [in June 2025]… they started building new sites… underground bunkers that would make their ballistic missile program and their atomic bomb program immune within months.”
“If no action was taken now, no action could be taken in the future,” he said.
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=70467
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
Teach kids to make blocks lettters legibly, both upper and lower case. And teach them to spell properly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Readin'
Ritin'
Rithmatic
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
77 About the Gospel of Thomas for those that are not familiar with it. And yes , this writer is no fan:
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (looXz)
Fen, thank you for posting this information. It's quite interesting. I shared it with my husband.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (FMtrg)
THEN 'use toilet'
ELSE 'Joe Biden'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM
I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:08 PM (kgE5c)
I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 01:08 PM (kgE5c)
LMMFAO
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 12:58 PM (MGB5H
BOOYAH!
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 01:09 PM (sH4Bk)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:06 PM (Et1h0)
Sex for married men is a common example.
Posted by: It's always the husband's fault though at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)
I expect one of the reasons my handwriting is so bad is that (a) our Catholic school (first to eighth grade) bundled two classes into each room. Some subjects were taught to the entire room; others were taught to one side or the other.
And (b) cursive was taught in second grade. I was so fascinated by it that I rushed through whatever work they had us first-graders doing in order to follow along when cursive was taught on the other side.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (Hkcdp)
Teach kids to make blocks lettters legibly, both upper and lower case. And teach them to spell properly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This. Cursive stinks.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (Sy6m/)
All of my cousins on the white side of my family went to Catholic school.
All of my cousins on the white side of my family are gay.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (1YL6+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 12:59 PM (RHGPo)
It kind of worked with Tulsi Gabbard.
DOGE is sort of populated with gamers, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: XTC
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As in geostrategist, have no idea about the other.
You can watch the Dugin speech at Paideuma.TV@PaideumaTV. Speech is about 30 minutes long. I had it summarized by Grok.
Basically, Dugin is bewailing the fact that a lot of disruptive proxies are being taken off the board by US and/or Israel recently. Hezbollah, Houthis, Venezuela, and now Iran. Makes arguments for multipolarity which Dugin wants less achievable and Dugin argues that it will result in future wars like India v. China, etc.
Those proxies that create situations via terrorism, etc. are what Dugin thinks prevents great powers form conflict.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM (E4rtv)
His initial counter was in how he handled the Epstein matter. They had cornered him with it and were going to use it to split the party down the middle. But he responded in a way they predicted he never would - basically creating a split of his own on his terms instead of theirs. Separating out a small amount of "crazies" on his own side instead of letting them make his people duke it out. And it worked.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM (Et1h0)
Virginia Senate Majority Leader @ssurovell blames *ICE* for the murder of Stephanie Minter:
"There's a dead person in my district because ICE is focused on doing things other than keeping us safe."
Never mind the fact that Fairfax DA Steve Descano released her killer back into the community despite multiple warnings from the police, or the fact that his office doesn't honor ICE detainers, or how Abigail Spanberger ended all cooperation with ICE on day one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM (FXNzP)
Cursive is also very helpful for those with dyslexia. Well, dysgraphia really. Having all the letters connect and flow *really* cuts down on the chances of getting them switched or backwards.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:12 PM (lFFaq)
Politico Magazine, ‘I Stepped Down Because I Saw Where This Was Heading’
Former White House comms director Alyssa Farah talks about the violence at the Capitol, whether she would support her former boss in 2024 and where the party goes from here. 01/07/21
Cheney began communicating with Hutchinson in April 2022.
Hutchinson reached out to Farah Griffin following Hutchinson’s second transcribed interview. Farah Griffin and Hutchinson knew each other from their time working together in the White House. Farah Griffin was one of the first former Trump administration officials to publicly criticize Trump in January 2021, and was publicly working with the Select Committee on its investigation.
--
CHA House gov -
In part, When Hutchinson reached out to Farah Griffin, she invited Hutchinson over to her Georgetown townhome to talk on April 26, 2022. That evening, Hutchinson told Farah Griffin she had more information she could provide to the Select Committee, according to statements by both Hutchinson and Farah Griffin. During their conversation, Farah Griffin agreed to “[contact] Liz Cheney on [Hutchinson’s] behalf about scheduling another interview.”
Alyssa Farah Griffin, The View
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:12 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 06, 2026 01:12 PM (KiBMU)
Yeah, I don’t think Paxton’s promise has any hope of being called in. If by some miracle it is, I think we could reasonably assume that its success is due entirely to Paxton “agreeing” with President Trump.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:12 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: It's always the husband's fault though at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)
Oooh - good one
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)
And that little girl was me.
Posted by: Kamala at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (9AdGW)
It is also the idea that "this time I can run it again and get it right"
Added to a lot of feeling of degradation and violation, which leads to feeling it is not possible to do better making a different choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 06, 2026 01:12 PM (KiBMU)
Most of the Congressmen and Senators did.. They gave him a medal... I'm not gonna hold this against Mullin...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2026 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 01:14 PM (/C62k)
Another friend with dyslexia writes in mirror cursive because it's easier for her.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (n5tGW)
......
Is Doof too hungover to fill in?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)
All of my cousins on the white side of my family are gay.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:10 PM (1YL6+)
Correlation might not equal causation. BUT... it does make one start to ask questions
Posted by: Just sayin at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)
“If no action was taken now, no action could be taken in the future,” he said.
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=70467
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
Sure, you can build your bomb factories deep, deep underground. A thousand meters? No problem. Even a direct hit with a nuke wouldn't destroy it. But how do you get raw materials, workers, and finished product in and out of that sucker? Deep underground lairs need entrances and exits. Destroy those, and "deep underground lair" becomes "deep underground tomb".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (8zz6B)
Most of the Congressmen and Senators did.. They gave him a medal... I'm not gonna hold this against Mullin...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (VE6XX)
Eh, same here. Just do not expect him to outperform Noem in the job. I suspect he will not.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 01:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ben Dover III at March 06, 2026 01:18 PM (oftw2)
Readin'
'Ritin'
Road to Norfolk.
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade
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Here in W. NC, the inclination is to E. TN mason jars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)
I’m just hoping he’s learned to “see evil in the eyes” of the right people.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 06, 2026 01:18 PM (EXyHK)
Freaking half a century of that is far too long.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 06, 2026 01:13 PM (Hkcdp)
Rachel Jeantel hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:17 PM (p4NUW)
You just described Islam.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:19 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Piper
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"I kilt her cause I luved her"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
Is Doof too hungover to fill in?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)
It WAS his birthday yesterday.
And I will say, he absolutely ROCKED it with is musical selection in the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Once I started using cursive I had *much* less problem with getting letters mixed up or backwards. Math on the other hand has always been a nightmare because of constantly doing both with the numbers. Unfortunately, typing has started to become a problem beyond the standard "teh" that happens to everyone.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 01:17 PM (p4NUW)
Happens more than you'd think.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Piper
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"I kilt her cause I luved her"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)
you forgot the "and no one else can have her."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL)
my personal battle with cursive is that i practiced extensively when i was learning russian. now if my mind wanders while i'm writing in cursive it starts coming out in cyrillic.
Posted by: anachronda at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2026 01:01 PM (9AdGW)
Starts in childhood. Mommy and daddy dearest flipping their shit and beating their kids for the slightest of perceived offenses because it's for their own good, "it hurts me more than it hurts you," and because God said so - Whoever spares the rod hates their children, but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them.
Posted by: Beat your children well, make their lives hell at March 06, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 01:21 PM (viF8m)
Freaking half a century of that is far too long.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I mentioned last night that I miss Moshe Dayan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)
Teach kids to make blocks lettters legibly, both upper and lower case. And teach them to spell properly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Tools dictate the product, and tools carry their own preconceptions and limitations of what the job is.
A ballpoint or mechanical pencil can be wielded like a crayon, where most other writing tools of the West are restricted to broad down strokes, and lighter coasting up and circular strokes. With a rigid nib you can make block prints, but most writing tools are flexible to give a faster flow. Spencerian hand was developed for a steel nib, before that there were other hands that were for feather quill points, Palmer was developed along with the development of the fountain pen.
There is also the cultural approach to what is in style.
However, the first printing press letters were developed around the Carolingian hand which were developed as a highly legible handwriting style for Charlamagne's court
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:22 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: anachronda
Same here. I can't write English cursive anymore (except for my signature) without a great deal of effort and concentration.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Emmie -- be
You're forgetting the "except to get Trump" verse.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Sponge
Only because he DIDN'T play Rush.
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)
my dad had to learn to write left-handed because he was tossed off a horse and broke his right arm when he was in school. he had an odd style that involved hooking his left hand around so that it would come in from the right-handed direction.
Posted by: anachronda at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (v3pYe)
You're really the poster formerly known as
"Insomniac", right?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (L2PcB)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (l30Kj)
Only because he DIDN'T play Rush.
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at March 06, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)
No, only because it f*cking ROCKED.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 06, 2026 01:14 PM (ynpvh)
I'm penciling it in for half past never. That tattooed faggot hipster wannabe weepy "tough guy" Will never pay for his perjury, just like Micheal Byrd will never pay for his cold-blooded murder of Ashli Babbitt.
Posted by: They'll continue to prosper at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: wth
It WAS his birthday yesterday.
And I will say, he absolutely ROCKED it with is musical selection in the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Yeah, I figured he was up till midnight doing the macarena or something.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)
Freaking half a century of that is far too long.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
BOC has to play Divine Wind one more time before they're too old to tour.
Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (FhXTo)
I'm somebody!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 01:21 PM (viF8m)
You were associating with a pederast?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
'Cassidy Hutchinson, former Trump White House staffer, speaks at CMU'
Hutchinson was originally slated to work for Trump at Mar-a-Lago in Florida after his presidency ended. She said she hoped to take the job so she could attempt to keep Trump “in reality.” However, Hutchinson said the job was rescinded because of a perceived lack of loyalty. She also spoke about all the times Trump continued to insist he won the 2020 election and how the West Wing in the final few months of his presidency was a mix of people looking for a way to install him for a second term and people trying to get Trump to tone down his rhetoric.
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A former White House employee of no significance, she's probably got a chance at an insanity plea, and that's why they brought her into the game. A delusional nothing.
Haul in Nan and her photographer daughter, Alexandra. They and Congressman Bennie Thompson are despicable.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:22 PM (FMtrg)
It's not a lie if you believe it!
Posted by: Costanza defense at March 06, 2026 01:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 01:25 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Ben Dover III at March 06, 2026 01:18 PM (oftw2)
Agreed!
Posted by: Dick Trickle at March 06, 2026 01:25 PM (RfVfI)
I'm somebody!
Posted by: JackStraw
Let me guess, you listed your gender as male and your birthyear sometime before 2010
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 01:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2026 01:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2026 01:20 PM (lFFaq)
Yeah. Imagine math in cursive! lol! (I do write log and ln and lim in cursive, partly because "l" looks like "1".
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:26 PM (FMtrg)
All I know about you after you "block" me is 1. You're a weenie 2. Two doesn't matter
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:26 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 01:26 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:06 PM (Et1h0)
There are also elements of Learned Helplessness on the victim's side, as well as the fact that abuse need both sides to be participants, even if they are just victim and abuser, and the victim side winds up feeling degraded and complicit in allowing the abuse EVEN IF THE VICTIM HAD NO OTHER OPTIONS OR ESCAPE.
I had to put that in bold so people might read it
Part of escaping the cycle is understanding the cause of the feelings of degradation and self hate is to find a way to forgive oneself for being a victim.
Of course another big part is running the fick away, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (ESVrU)
The last time that the weekend cobs kept the place running, Ace had to work on Saturday. Admittedly, that was all the way back in last Saturday.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: No narrative is illegal on stolen land at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (TbWk/)
Teach kids to make blocks lettters legibly, both upper and lower case. And teach them to spell properly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 01:05 PM (8zz6B)
Teach to read in cursive at least.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The massive 50 plane hit today on the Khameini bunker system in central Teheran used the fact they could loiter and bomb at will. Using smart bunker busters, they simply kept rat a tat tating by repeated bombings until they got to the level of the bunkers and their exits. As you say, the bunkers can become tombs especially like for the Hezbollah leader that got killed last year. Poisonous gases from the explosions seep downward into the crevices and can poison you if no air ventilation exists. Those are often heavier than air and thus gravity sends them downwards.
I think quite a few more Iranian regime leaders met their Maker today.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)
Doof wears mascara?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
'Teach'?
Posted by: Quality Learing Center at March 06, 2026 01:29 PM (R1D6K)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (fYhK6)
Or just to read at all.
Posted by: Paging TJM to the white courtesy phone at March 06, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fYhK6)
The much older women members of the congregation I serve have the most beautiful cursive. It's been a pleasure to get cards or notes from them .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ZeH0U)
Virginia Senate Majority Leader @ssurovell blames *ICE* for the murder of Stephanie Minter:
"There's a dead person in my district because ICE is focused on doing things other than keeping us safe."
Never mind the fact that Fairfax DA Steve Descano released her killer back into the community despite multiple warnings from the police, or the fact that his office doesn't honor ICE detainers, or how Abigail Spanberger ended all cooperation with ICE on day one.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM
When Democrats lie, they but speak their native tongue.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (ESVrU)
The last time that the weekend cobs kept the place running, Ace had to work on Saturday. Admittedly, that was all the way back in last Saturday.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (ExV1e)
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That was my weekend off....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ESVrU)
.......
We call them CAD techs now. Everything being done on computers now, drafting is a lost art. Now even the engineers are doing it. Billing out hours spent drawing at engineers rate.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (UjdFS)
Of course another big part is running the fick away, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)
I think the forgiveness has to come later. The believing what *they* think and say doesn't matter is the first thing. That's the way out. Then you have to deal with the "I'm worth it" stuff, then later the forgiveness for taking it, which sometimes never really comes.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (Et1h0)
"The Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) chapter at UC Berkeley is now posting propaganda videos accusing the Iranian diaspora of being “traitors” & “agents”
“The real patriots are those who come out into the streets on cold nights for the Iranian Republic."
Deport!!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: They'll continue to prosper at March 06, 2026 01:24 PM (TbWk/)
I love Psalm 73... because in it the psalmist laments that the bad guys get away with everything. But then concludes (verses 15 and 16):
When I thought to know this, it was too painful for me; Until I went into the sanctuary of God; then understood I their end.
It may seem like they get away with it, but in the end they don't... that means the afterlife
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
Of course another big part is running the fick away, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2026 01:27 PM (rbvCR)
If the abuse comes from a parent, you start to think you deserve it even moreso.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 01:31 PM (1YL6+)
0HOUR1
@0hour1
Thousands of Iranians are logging into apps to report the hiding spots of regime members to the United States.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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On their part, it is morally justifiable. Criticism Trump, without regard to reality, is rationalized as justification.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 01:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 01:11 PM
When Democrats lie, they but speak their native tongue.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (4NO2D)
The buck never stops with them. They are not responsible for anything they do and never face the consequences of their actions. It's always someone else's fault. Always. No matter how blindingly obvious these are the direct results of their actions. And yet these are the sort of people who thrive in government and corporate positions.
Posted by: Hard work and integrity are for suckers at March 06, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)
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That was my weekend off....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Let the conspiracy theories begin!
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 01:33 PM (Fs0KI)
But it turned out to be a much better second term with shedding the traitors during the four-year gap.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 01:28 PM (FMtrg)
Well.......
Posted by: Doofs Mirror at March 06, 2026 01:34 PM (RfVfI)
.......
We call them CAD techs now. Everything being done on computers now, drafting is a lost art. Now even the engineers are doing it. Billing out hours spent drawing at engineers rate.
Posted by: wth
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I recall large rooms, filled with drafting tables occupied by busy men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Quality Leering Center at March 06, 2026 01:36 PM (RfVfI)
Rittenhouse fired randomly into an Antifa crowd and hit two pedos and a woman beater.
What are THOSE odds
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 01:47 PM (q83gU)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 02:00 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 06, 2026 02:42 PM (jkhGM)
THE MORNING RANT: Some Other Election News Out of Texas; plus, A Great Summary from Real Clear Investigations of the EV Debacle’s Cost
This also means, a great number of "sideline" Democrats—who could be tapped for engagement in Republican runoffs—are now not available for that little RINO trick.
— Michael Quinn Sullivan ���� (@MQSullivan) March 4, 2026
�� Great news for Texas!@1776ProjectPac endorsed candidates appear on track to sweep the Texas State Board of Education primaries. pic.twitter.com/GCKT08JEUo
— 1776 Project PAC | Text 1776 to 76176 (@1776ProjectPac) March 4, 2026
On Monday morning, the club accepted and installed the 12-foot bronze One Riot, One Ranger statue depicting a member of the Texas Rangers law enforcement agency that had previously stood at Dallas Love Field until it was removed during the racially-charged summer of 2020.Below is a picture of the despicable desecration in 2020. The header picture at the top of this post is the ranger at his new home.
In case you’ve never heard the “one riot, one ranger” story (which is probably apocryphal): In the late 19th century, lawlessness had broken out in a Texas town, so the mayor telegraphed the governor seeking help from the Texas Rangers. When the train arrived, just one Ranger got off the train. The incredulous mayor asked if there was only one Ranger dispatched, to which the Ranger replied that his understanding was that there was only one riot.
“Bad Bets: Massive EV Subsidies Not Paying Off” [Real Clear Investigations – 02/26/2026]
The future was supposed to have arrived this year in a cluster of counties just east of Atlanta in the form of a state-of-the-art factory that would churn out 400,000 electric vehicles a year. But when JoEllen Artz looks about her lifetime neighborhood, all she sees are holes. “Those shovel holes they made in the ground? That’s it,” she said of the planned site of a Rivian manufacturing plant. “It’s awful, awful.” The problem is not a lack of funds. On the promise of thousands of jobs, elected officials in Washington, D.C., and Atlanta have pledged some $8 billion to the project, including a $6.5 billion loan the Biden administration green-lit in its final hours. Those loans are just two of the huge public bets, or investments, that state capitals and Washington, D.C., have made on EVs. While no one has calculated exactly how many federal and state dollars both Republican and Democratic elected officials have sent to that green sector, experts RealClearInvestigations consulted fixed the total north of $100 billion.
Public spending on green energy projects, including EVs, began in earnest in May 2009 when President Obama, flanked in the Rose Garden by Detroit and United Auto Workers executives, unveiled his National Fuel Efficiency Policy. It was, the crowd insisted, “good for consumers, good for the economy, and good for the country.” There has been bipartisan support for many EV initiatives, and the sector got a huge boost during the Biden administration when funding linked to a NetZero future spread throughout the federal government. The bill goes well beyond the billions of dollars in tax credits the federal government provided to EV buyers until that program was ended last September, and includes school buses, postal delivery vehicles, charging stations, and the big manufacturing loans. The Energy Department, for example, has spent more than $30 billion. That chunk comes from the Advanced Technology Vehicle Manufacturing division. Prior to 2019, the ATVM, as it is known, had issued around $8 billion in loans to five different companies. Of those, Nissan repaid its $1.4 billion loan, while Tesla repaid its $465 million loan years ahead of schedule. A $5 billion loan to Ford remains active, but taxpayers lost nearly $210 million on loans to Fisker Automotive and Vehicle Production Group, both of which defaulted, according to the department.
Some states have labored to force EVs into the market. More than a dozen of them have followed California’s lead, requiring at least 35% of cars offered for sale there annually be “ZEVs,” or “zero emission vehicles,” with all cars being ZEVs by 2035. This complicated, opaque system has made all cars more expensive, according to economists. Congress voted last year to kill California’s plan, but President Trump has not acted on that, and state officials have vowed to sue if he signs it. On top of the costs of those market manipulations, which can be difficult to compute, are billions in direct state spending on EVs and EV-related projects. Both Republican and Democratic elected officials supporting these moves have done so on the grounds that it would provide an economic boost and be good for the environment. Rivian, whose corporate communications did not respond to RCI’s request for comment, hasn’t only benefited from the Biden administration’s last-minute loan. In 2022, the state’s Republican leadership in Atlanta pledged up to another $1.5 billion – one of the largest incentive packages in Georgia history – including tax incentives, abatements, support programs, and more than $175 million for land acquisition and improvements. There has been an estimated $25 million in local incentives provided, too.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (xPq24)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (xPq24)
That all was lost.
That there was no winning possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)
Left unaddressed; if it's so good for everyone, why do you need taxpayer dollars to fund it?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:04 AM (Riz8t)
They didn't play back then.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:04 AM (oKJ0C)
https://x.com/QuantusInsights/status/
2029612475466096881
@QuantusInsights
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22h
We tested the relationship in this chart (Texas primary / Texas general elections 2000–2024) and it’s basically noise:
• correlation r ≈ 0.13 (R² ≈ 0.02)
• a 10-point swing in the primary maps to ~0.4 points in the general
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Essentially, there is no relation between primary turnout and general election turnout in Texas (and in general). If there were, Obama would have won the 2008 general election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:04 AM (GBKbO)
That all was lost.
That there was no winning possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
Get behind me Satan.
BTW, that is one of the most powerful images in The Passion, when Christ is in the Garden. The Devil is whispering despair in his ear as a snake slithers towards him. He suddenly turns and crushes the snake with his heel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 11:04 AM (kgE5c)
[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
I was on the podcast once too. Pretty cool.
Still waiting for my honorarium though.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 11:06 AM (2WIwB)
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OMG! GENOCIDE!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
Yup. Texas will follow Florida into permanent purple status.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (QTDrh)
Still waiting for my honorarium though.
Perhaps if you'd worn pants, you'd have been invited back.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)
The problem is Texas run offs generate no more than 50% of the Texas primary voters.
Since women outvote men when it comes to showing up for elections, this means the electorate will be far more female and far more "consistent always voter" in May...and that does not bode well for Paxton.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 11:08 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 11:09 AM (xPq24)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (GBKbO)
Yup. Texas will follow Florida into permanent purple status.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (QTDrh)
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The GOPe in the state just gets more powerful! No matter what!
*doesn't read content*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:09 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nova Local
Have you tried persuading them at the weekly All-Women's Conference? You know, the one where you plot against men and discuss their shortcomings.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
He’s the kind of candidate Democrats have been waiting for: young, articulate, values-driven, and unapologetically bold without being alienating. In a state that’s been trending competitive for years, a disciplined campaign focused on working families, public education, and fundamental rights can flip Texas statewide.
Trump will weaponize mashed potatoes if Talarico gains any more traction. He might be squeaky clean, but that no defense against a nuclear lying machine.
Trump changed everything. Fight gorilla politics with gorilla politics. Get a following, build it, and then use it as much as damn possible to get as much power as possible.
If Talarico is willing to call for accountability if he gets to Washington, then he has my support. I haven't heard that from him, unlike Crockett, she is very outspoken about the corruption and calls it out boldly all the time. That's the energy we need right now.
A black woman will not beat a white man for senate in Texas. I'm sorry, but it's just reality.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 11:10 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t
Hey! That wasn't in the contract.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)
It better be there when I finally find it!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)
We seem to define "alienating" differently.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (EtnSa)
He’s the kind of candidate Democrats have been waiting for: young, articulate, values-driven, and unapologetically bold without being alienating. In a state that’s been trending competitive for years, a disciplined campaign focused on working families, public education, and fundamental rights can flip Texas statewide.
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Not even Beto said that the southern border should be a welcome mat...after Biden's open borders policy turned the border counties red for the first time in, like, ever.
Talarico's loss is going to be historic, and there are already rumblings from high level Dem operative that they're not going to fund him.
https://x.com/politico/status/
2029874472698978710
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: He Axed Incredulously at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (oftw2)
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Do not have that on my Bingo card.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Archimedes
At one of my former jobs, the women would periodically gather round the cube next to mine and bitch about their husbands. I hated it, and would usually make myself scarce during those bitch sessions.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)
They see the gay as uniting instead of polarizing. They're fucking stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
I read an article this morning that said China has sent Iran their newest and best ADSs. China is very worried that this will have a negative impact on their ability to sell arms overseas. That is probably a good worry.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 11:09 AM (xPq24)
Sadly, you CAN vote in the runoff if you didn't vote in the primary. The media is working hard to make sure that people know that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:13 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:14 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 11:08 AM (+4yJ5)
I wonder if perhaps all they needed was a hundred mounted "Marlboro Men" to show up that they'd of called an end to the nonsense?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 11:14 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 11:14 AM (Fs0KI)
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Do not have that on my Bingo card.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (FXNzP)
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It's an R+14 state with a huge evangelical population.
And the footage of Talarico saying that "God is non-binary" and that "trans-kids were made by God that way" and that "the southern border should be a welcome mat" and "we have to have federally funded abortion clinics" is going to short-circuit any, "Well, if you think about it, God doesn't have a gender, and that's really what I was getting at."
And then they have footage of him quoting the Gospel of Thomas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:14 AM (GBKbO)
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 11:14 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
That's the part that does not make sense to me. If they mean to muscle their way into Taiwan, they need to means test their shit and tactics.
Maybe this will prompt them to go for some sort of more subterfuge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rocket man at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (ehY6c)
At least TX Senate District 31 has Kevin Sparks now.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (+caSM)
The EU-types are insisting that this was a perfectly normal bank transfer from Vienna to Kyiv and that the bank employees have been "kidnapped", while the Hungarians think that something nefarious was afoot.
Making it even stranger is that transporting the money via Poland would have been faster than via Hungary, so why was the money even in Hungary in the first place?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (n1OCj)
Lol. That's awesome. I'd like to see more conservative personalities get into office. I had high hopes for Carl Benjamin when he ran for office in England, but it wasn't to be.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
At least TX Senate District 31 has Kevin Sparks now.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (+caSM)
John Moses Browning has risen from the grave?
Peace be upon him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (bss/y)
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I say they can.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (13bda)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
He's a heretical blasphemous degenerate perverted America-hating commie cocksucker piece of shit. Which makes him the quintessential Democrat.
Posted by: And poster boy for the modern "church" at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Nope, b/c I'm not a Texan. And to be fair, I'm not all in on Paxton anymore than Cornyn. Both probably do what we want only when they have something to gain or we have their dicks in our hands. Neither should really be trusted to be our TX savior. I mean, when have we had one?
So, I just call elections like I see it. Paxton needed to have a winning margin to have a chance in May. Instead, he had a losing margin and nowhere to really now gain (b/c Dems can't cross over to put him in as a spoiler, anymore than they can cross over the go for their more desired RINO)...so, this rides and falls on which Rs show up for elections - and women outshow men, especially on special elections - that's just fact. And Cornyn does better with R women than Paxton does. Paxton has little chance without something big changing this election between now and May...and I don't see it.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:18 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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Isn't this Elric's shtick?
/jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pee Wee at March 06, 2026 11:20 AM (7Q0e+)
Have you seen this:
https://tinyurl.com/3pmnp87s
Could be a huge problem for all of us car people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:20 AM (8zz6B)
https://x.com/JesseBWatters/status/2029369351241974033
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:12 AM (bss/y)
He's a heretical blasphemous degenerate perverted America-hating commie cocksucker piece of shit. Which makes him the quintessential Democrat.
Posted by: And poster boy for the modern "church" at March 06, 2026 11:17 AM (TbWk
Talarico is literally every villain off of ncis. Literally a Bible thumper white guy spouting quasi religious nonsense.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 11:20 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 11:16 AM (JCZqz)
It's kind of interesting to see how Sargon grew up and matured, but all of his skeptic buddies from the past (Vee, ShortFatOtaku) refused to.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 11:21 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
I 've never belonged to one of those. Does this mean my status as a woman will be revoked?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:21 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 11:20 AM (i0Hi3)
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"So, religious conservatives will love him!"
-progressives in Austin
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:21 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's actually a big advantage for us supplying arms to Israel...we get great battlefield testing of advanced equipment, and can adjust and improve from it. We're giving the Ukes older stuff that's on its way out of service, but Israel is a different story.
And yes, Venezuela and now Iran are showing the glaring deficiencies in Communist equipment when up against the unrestricted might of the US. These absolutely one-sided beatdowns may do more to prevent a Chinese attack on Taiwan than anything else in the last 20 years.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 06, 2026 11:21 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The ARC of History
Zelensky's bug out money.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:22 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: rocket man at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (ehY6c)
Maybe that Qatari top gun maverick guy got them
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 11:23 AM (i0Hi3)
A good start. Amiright?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2026 11:23 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Military Moron at March 06, 2026 11:21 AM (JCZqz)
I don't think Taiwan should relax, but they should at least feel a bit better.
Actually, I'd be fine with them making a beachhead on the mainland.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say Is a Lie. at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RfVfI)
>It's good to know that these financial shamans were able to recount to us the fucking obvious after the fact, rather than to do the hard work of predicting the future.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Diogenes
Two hours after that happening, a photoshop hit job would be released showing them with whips.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say Is a Lie. at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RfVfI)
Speaking of polarizing figures spouting vaguely religious mumbo jumbo...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:25 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:25 AM (jbnUc)
Actually, I'd be fine with them making a beachhead on the mainland.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (bss/y)
One wonders if Taiwan should establish common cause with Japan, or if that's even possible
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
And yes, Venezuela and now Iran are showing the glaring deficiencies in Communist equipment when up against the unrestricted might of the US. These absolutely one-sided beatdowns may do more to prevent a Chinese attack on Taiwan than anything else in the last 20 years.
i]Regarding the current disruption to shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, Schweizer said, “we now have a chokehold on the Strait.” He said:
Assume that China wanted to move on Taiwan, right? There’s a military response. But now we have a massive energy response which is we simply don’t allow any tankers to ship oil from the Persian Gulf through the Strait of Hormuz. We can do it. It might have been a little bit dicey if we had not taken out the Iranians. That’s roughly half of their oil — 40 to 50% of their oil — is suddenly not available to them.
https://is.gd/8DzhFA
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say Is a Lie. at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RfVfI)
Speaking of polarizing figures spouting vaguely religious mumbo jumbo...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:25 AM (bss/y)
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Who completely make up news that Mossad is trying to bomb Qatari buildings because the demons who visit him at night told him so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (GBKbO)
Other signs that he has displayed in the past have been stolen, but not that one. You don't play with the Texas Rangers.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (k9OZB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
You're an 'Ette in good standing, so the AWFLs have probably already kicked you out of the union.
But that's OK. We 'Rons still recognize the 'Ettes for the lovely ladies that they are.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
Japan has already said that an attack on Taiwan would be a casus belli for them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (GBKbO)
And by demons, we mean oil sheikhs.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (3wOGw)
Japan has already said that an attack on Taiwan would be a casus belli for them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
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Godzilla is the real reason China hasn't invaded Taiwan.
We all know it.
I'm just not afraid to say it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Denny Crane
And like any treasure, should be buried.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM (0U5gm)
seven very stupid Ukies. They could have split that money up between themselves, and lit out for parts unknown.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (uOLAf)
Sometimes I have to wait until info is in to solidify or even come up with theories. Her run was bizarre and dumb, but this outcome makes it not so for the Dumbocrats. So for now that's what I'm going with.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (Et1h0)
Posted by: XTC
I think that's already happened. Probably with South Korea, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (8zz6B)
There was something I saw with the Hungarians where they were saying the Hungarians were worried about the voting suppression (or just suppression) of a hungarian minority in Wester Ukraine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:29 AM (bss/y)
As I understand it, that's a normal manner for transferring huge amounts of money in Europe. Totally not suspicious.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:29 AM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
If I am not mistaken, this has been heresy since the council of Nicea.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:30 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (uOLAf)
We all know it.
I'm just not afraid to say it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:27 AM
Nope. The Jolly Green Giant beat up Godzilla, turned him into a pork chop and served him with corn. I saw that on facebook.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (0N4FZ)
That's RAYCISS!!
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:28 AM (uOLAf)
I'd say it was because he looked like a White Guy...
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say Is True. at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (uOLAf)
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According to Palestinian X, Tel Aviv is in ashes right now because Iran's military is so superior.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
If I am not mistaken, this has been heresy since the council of Nicea.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:30 AM (0U5gm)
Sayings of Jesus. Kind of sounds like the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:32 AM (bss/y)
‘ Can someone explain why the one riot, one ranger statue was considered offensive in 2020?? The word riot??’
Why did a mob rioters and a political party that benefits from riots not like that statue?
It seems self evident.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:32 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Trying to stop crime is racist. Obviously, just look at the breakdown of crime.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:32 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:29 AM (bss/y)
I'm guessing that the WEF goblins, using their Uke catspaws, were going to use the money in an effort to buy the elections in Hungary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:33 AM (8zz6B)
Because it depicts law enforcement and white people in a positive manner.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 11:33 AM (+4yJ5)
*Kuwaiti
Posted by: one hour sober
That was awesome. Minutes before they were to hit US assets, the Kuwaiti pilots first combat sortie ever, and the smoke 'em.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:34 AM (oKJ0C)
Because it depicts law enforcement and white people in a positive manner.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 11:33 AM (+4yJ5)
This, Cracker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:34 AM (bss/y)
Sometimes on the discussion forums they’ll try to point out that the automobile made horses obsolete overnight.
“But they didn’t have to outlaw horses. It was voluntary” is not well received, and usually get the thread locked. The worst thing about modern life is censorship.
Truth is not a valid argument, facts, logic, or common sense is not welcome.
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (5MnqL)
I've been saying this since the Venezuela thing....
Trump is targeting China. And he's doing it the way China has been waging war on us for thirty years. He's out flanking them and aiming to cripple their economy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:34 AM (oKJ0C)
3 enemy fighters makes an ace, right?
Or is it 5 confirmed kills?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (bss/y)
Isn't this Elric's shtick?
/jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)
Who?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:33 AM (8zz6B)
The Hungarian people are tired of the rule of Orbán and his focus on maintaining the country for Hungarians rather than permitting the joyful inclusion of millions of peaceful muslims. -- Vacant (head of WEF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)
Might as well go full retard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (UCAqC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
IIRC from my youthful days reading about WWI aces, it is 5.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That makes a lot of sense. One truck can do a lot of damage. I recall that a truck full of ballots was stopped in Florida in 2018, and because that truck was pulled over, DeSantis won his first governor's election.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (0U5gm)
And the only complaint (and it's a joke really) I have about my husband is that he says, "You want to go for a walk?".and he's been saying this for about thirty years plus since when we first met and he always does it when it's pouring down raining or 90 degrees. I said to him today " Why didn't you ask this when it was snowing and we had a foot of snow on the ground?. I assume most happily married people have jokes they're had forever.
And yes, we actually do walk when the weather is nice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (looXz)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (2J/Lj)
The only reason China was able to do it is because they had our guys OPENLY on their payroll. BILL FUCKING CLINTON.
NAFTA and remember all those coal deposits that Bill made national landmarks to open the way for chinese coal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:31 AM (GBKbO)
Well.. there's yer problem Chief- your porn sites are opining of global affairs! Do better, Palestine (if you even exist!)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say I Say In The Voice of Cliff Clavin.. at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say Is a Lie. at March 06, 2026 11:24 AM (RfVfI)
In Qatar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Might as well go full retard
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 11:35 AM (UCAqC)
Have to work in the Merovingian Dynasty in there. Toss in a bit of Gnosticism. A dash of anti-Semitism. Shake well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:37 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 11:37 AM (sH4Bk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:32 AM (bss/y)
Or, "The Musings of Talcum X"
Posted by: Denny Crane - Everything I Say I Say In The Voice of Cliff Clavin.. at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (RfVfI)
/jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:19 AM (GBKbO)
Only if it's accompanied by posts talking about doing all the drugs and having all the promiscuous sex.
Two of the most conservative things you can do, really.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (3wOGw)
That dude is the spawn of Satan. He's evil to his core.
I certainly hope his R opponent brings the receipts and shows the state exactly how evil that son of a bitch is.
He has NO business being anywhere NEAR power.
May all of his supporters suffer death by hermit crab.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
How can you argue with that?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (M9gjJ)
“But they didn’t have to outlaw horses. It was voluntary” is not well received, and usually get the thread locked. The worst thing about modern life is censorship.
Truth is not a valid argument, facts, logic, or common sense is not welcome.
Posted by: Thom Thillis
And no, it did not make horses obsolete overnight. It took years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Did he have evidence or was he just speculating?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)
How can you argue with that?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (M9gjJ)
Did he go to the Paul Krugman School of Shitty Economics?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:40 AM (looXz)
‘ Lefties have no idea what Texas Rangers (non-baseball) are capable of.’
It doesn’t look like they’re capable of defending their statue.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
That dude is the spawn of Satan. He's evil to his core.
I certainly hope his R opponent brings the receipts and shows the state exactly how evil that son of a bitch is.
He has NO business being anywhere NEAR power.
May all of his supporters suffer death by hermit crab.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM
Dude, go for the fear factor.
Posted by: Coconut crabs at March 06, 2026 11:40 AM (i0Hi3)
Well of course. It's RAYCISS!!!
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:40 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (TezPK)
This all assumes Motjava is still above the dirt, which is not clear.
https://is.gd/nNW3Ai
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Eromero
Kinda like Goode in Minnesota.
Riots tend to fizzle out when the loudmouth gets shot and people realize they can be next.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (oKJ0C)
No way!
Posted by: The EU! at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
That's the part that does not make sense to me. If they mean to muscle their way into Taiwan, they need to means test their shit and tactics.
Maybe this will prompt them to go for some sort of more subterfuge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
China's offense against Taiwan was predicated on the same tactics used by the Iranians. Barrage of missiles taking out US bases like Guam and its ships. Same threat to Japan.
And these magical hypersonic missiles got built up into the unstoppable weapon by much of the popular press.
Now those fundamental assertions that China can rely on that strategy for uncontested landings in Taiwan can be seriously questioned as to validity.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)
I certainly hope his R opponent brings the receipts and shows the state exactly how evil that son of a bitch is.
He has NO business being anywhere NEAR power.
May all of his supporters suffer death by hermit crab.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM
He used his victory speech to blast republicans and their upcoming attempts to paint him as extreme left when he really is a centrist, don't you know.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (0N4FZ)
Did he have evidence or was he just speculating?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)
Just a hunch.
Posted by: John fetterman at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM
Hmmm, we need to work on that curse. Maybe something besides a hermit crab. Hmmm. A rabid badger?
Those giant south east asian wasps? *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (ILGo9)
Posted by: rickb223
Growing up in the 1920s, my Mom had an uncle who would show up at her house in a horse and buggy, to my Mom's great embarrassment.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
The other fun part is that on a number of auto forums, the take was "EVs will make gas cars/trucks just a hobby, and they'll be cheap"
Pointing out that owning/operating horses isn't exactly "cheap" got one banned repeatedly.
And by "one" I mean "me"
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Interesting concept! Can you expand on that thought?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Honestly Curious. at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (2UnvF)
‘ Many years ago, I had an old John Bircher history professor tell me that 'speculation was bad for the economy'.
How can you argue with that?’
By asking him where else would we get capital.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (jbnUc)
Those giant south east asian wasps? *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
Bullet ants.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (ExV1e)
https://is.gd/nNW3Ai
Posted by: Archimedes
=======
Like Godot, Motjava has not been seen since the initial strikes. But, Queer Sir Keir is keeping Motjava's high valued residential properties in Central London safe.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)
How can you argue with that?
A farmer wants a guaranteed price for his crop when he plants.
Somebody has to take the speculative side of the deal to accomplish that.
Posted by: The EU! at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (n1OCj)
And all his scores were the hottest of all hot women. Don't forget about that part.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (Y1sOo)
———
The Bolshies were hitting this hard decades ago. They put forth this notion in high schools, that incarceration rates must mirror the precise racial demographics or, the only possible reason for the disparity is racial discrimination. No other reason.
It didn’t work in our generation. Everyone in class just looked at each other and laughed. WTF is she on about? Black criminality is legendary.
Maybe there could be a discussion as to why that is, but nobody can argue that locking up hard core criminals is a bad thing. Except perhaps hard core criminals. And Democrats.
If the argument is that the criminal justice system is inherently “racist” or “white supremacy” then there isn’t any discussion possible with Democrats, and “minorities” are not capable of integrating into society or forming functional communities. I’m not at all certain the “intellectuals” fully grasp what they are advocating for.
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (5MnqL)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks, Fen. Interesting.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:38 AM
Hmmm, we need to work on that curse. Maybe something besides a hermit crab. Hmmm. A rabid badger?
Those giant south east asian wasps? *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
Hatchet-wielding midgets hopped up on Bath Salts?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (3wOGw)
Party Central, Baby!!
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)
You know... a 1000 underwater drones (guided torpedos) would make a REALLY bad day for a landing force. Thats a lot of water to cross.
I bet that water is cold, commies.
That gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
Gospel of Thomas likely did not exist when Justin Martyr was citing Jesus' sayings, which somewhat-famously come from a harmony, a harmony with very little overlap with Thomas.
You start seeing Thomas in Church fathers when they... condemn it.
Even the Gospel of Peter fares better (Ignatius and "2 Clement" use some wild Peter lore which might come from that, maybe Justin uses it too, and then there's the famous tradition about Serapion).
Clement of Alexandria is an exception; he doesn't rank Thomas with the big four, but he does sometimes bring apostolic traditions which include Thomas' sayings.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:34 AM (oKJ0C)
3 enemy fighters makes an ace, right?
Or is it 5 confirmed kills?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
>On the bright side, all of the pilots survived, and it was an F-18, - our tech, - that made that happen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 11:44 AM (Y1sOo)
Which explains the premature finishes although guys don't normally brag about it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (ExV1e)
Is it possible to indict the rioters here in the States as unregistered agents of a foreign power?
Also can we make Datarepublican director of the FBI?
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (Y8DZL)
I dunno. We keep repeating this like it’s gospel. But I’m thinking past performance is no measure of the future. At some point you have to believe there’s an enthusiasm gap, and wonder how that plays in November.
What motivates people to get out in the general elections that keeps them home during the midterms?
I hope I am wrong. But it doesn’t seem like Republicans get off their asses unless someone like Trump is on the ballot.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
=====
Not sure that applies to sidebets such 2nd and 3rd order derivatives. The argument is that allows liquidity but it also allows massive swings in market and volatility that is not conducive to investments.
And naked shorts etc. should be and are illegal. Want to do that shit, go to Vegas.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)
‘ Lefties have no idea what Texas Rangers (non-baseball) are capable of.’
It doesn’t look like they’re capable of defending their statue.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)
Neither was Dagon.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (sH4Bk)
Imagine being some Chinese grunt on an amphibious invasion ship after seeing the video of the IRIS Dena getting torpedoed. The pucker factor would be off the charts.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:43 AM (ExV1e)
See, hornets, bees and wasps trigger a very backbrain, wetware kind of response in me. Ants not as much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)
Also uninterested in Thomas is Richard Carrier, who just flat doesn't think Jesus existed in this celestial sphere.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg
The first gas station to open in the US was at 420 South Theresa Ave in St. Louis. There was a whole lot of country that had no vehicles or a way to fill them then.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (oKJ0C)
And by "one" I mean "me"
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (XuXeR)
Little-known fact: horses eat (a lot) and shit (a lot) even when not working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)
A friend of ours lost his license for five years because of dui. He rode his horse to Wal-Mart. Usually see horse and buggy at the grocery store in a nearby town where there is a sizable Amish community.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 06, 2026 11:47 AM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 11:47 AM (pDt9x)
Chinese hypersonic missiles have been fired and while we didn't shoot down any there is a good reason. None of the missiles were close to anything. Blind firing without any satellite or radar guidance
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 11:47 AM (/C62k)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:47 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (bss/y)
Look them up. I bet after the first bite that would change.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)
God is pure spirit and non-corporeal except for one person of the Trinity who was male and still is via his human nature.
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (ILGo9)
Oops
Posted by: Operator Error at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (4viQd)
What motivates people to get out in the general elections that keeps them home during the midterms?
I hope I am wrong. But it doesn’t seem like Republicans get off their asses unless someone like Trump is on the ballot.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 11:45 AM (IJqrQ)
======
Seriously, look at what Quantus found:
https://x.com/QuantusInsights/status/
2029612475466096881
The simple fact of the matter is, no matter how enthused Democrats are in Texas...there are simply far too many Republicans in the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (GBKbO)
Jesus said, “Blessed is the lion that’s eaten by a human and then becomes human, but how awful for the human who’s eaten by a lion, and the lion becomes human.”
Put down the bong, guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (ExV1e)
I am not saying they do not suck and are creations of Satan, just that they do not set off the same fear response.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (bss/y)
Yeah, pointing out the condition of such streets is also racist.
*I keep saying that 'cause that was used against me. Seriously. That's how stupid EV "fans" can be*
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (XuXeR)
Those giant south east asian wasps? *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
Goliath Birdeater?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Thank God!
----Frau Blucher
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)
‘ Only if it's accompanied by posts talking about doing all the drugs and having all the promiscuous sex.
Two of the most conservative things you can do, really.’
You can probably see this burn from outer space.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:49 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (EtnSa)
While Republicans are all, "We're going to lose in an R+3 state (NC). I'm not even going to try and help. We're doomed."
There's a psychological element to this whole thing, and Republicans are just...boring when they just accept leftist framing of things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I'm actually more of a Gospel of Judas kinda guy. More Seven Fundamental Tenets, less Ten Commandments.
Posted by: James Talarico at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (JCZqz)
Those giant south east asian wasps? *shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:42 AM (bss/y)
Goliath Birdeater?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Maybe drop him on that island where only komodo dragons live by eating other komodo dragons.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Thank God!
----Frau Blucher
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
Hear, hear! -- Catherine the Great
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Thank God!
----Frau Blucher
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew
No shit!!!
Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
In really small Texas towns, and it's not just Texas, it's not unusual to see people on horseback going thru Whataburger or DQ drive thrus.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (oKJ0C)
Oops
Posted by: Operator Error at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (4viQd)
So did everyone else. They gave him a medal.
Unless we remove everyone in DC and replace them, we'll just have to get past that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (GBKbO)
True.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
With a cap on the back...
Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
And very weak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Unless we remove everyone in DC and replace them, we'll just have to get past that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
======
Even Rand Paul.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Thank God!
----Frau Blucher
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 11:49 AM (
NEIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH!
Posted by: John kerry at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (i0Hi3)
"I have my doubts."
Posted by: The Gospel of Thomas 1:1 at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (ILGo9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Ok, what's the downside?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223
Thank God!
----Frau Blucher
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
No shit!!!
Posted by: Mr. Ed
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Francis the Talking Mule at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (oKJ0C)
Unless we remove everyone in DC and replace them, we'll just have to get past that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I find those terms acceptable.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (JCZqz)
Although it does liven up at the end when the Cross itself starts dancing around
Posted by: gKWVE wishes he was kidding at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 11:48 AM (XuXeR)
We had mr_jack here. We know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Should be torquey as hell. Might have no staying power (like Elric above...)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Ok, what's the downside?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah. Not seeing where the issue is.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (oKJ0C)
While Republicans are all, "We're going to lose in an R+3 state (NC). I'm not even going to try and help. We're doomed."
There's a psychological element to this whole thing, and Republicans are just...boring when they just accept leftist framing of things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (GBKbO)
There's a joke early in this thread about women needing to get together and chat, but honestly, the best thing for R states is for men to form groups encouraging each other to vote...every time...no matter how worthless it feels. Men, especially R men, seem way more affected by the "we're gonna lose, so why bother" vote conditioning, and holding each other accountable to show up might help...a lot...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)
Shopping for lunch = picking boogers
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 11:47 AM (pDt9x)
*Revelations looks away, whistling.*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)
Aetius, you once posted that scene from The Passion. Would you mind posting it again?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (RkOfE)
Posted by: Gene Wilder at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (2Ez/1)
That's a good description of them and why people l
Such as Talarico like it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (lQ+/f)
198 btw, can't wait for the Candace Owens crew to stumble onto the Gospel of Peter. The largest excerpt to survive is the Passion/ Resurrection bit. It is highly antisemitic.
Although it does liven up at the end when the Cross itself starts dancing around
Posted by: gKWVE wishes he was kidding at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (gKWVE)
Was it "puttin' on the Ritz???
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (pDt9x)
I find those terms acceptable.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 06, 2026 11:52 AM (JCZqz)
Oh, I do as well, it's just not gonna happen. Ever. They only die off, then their sibling or another relative replaces them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
‘ The argument is that allows liquidity but it also allows massive swings in market and volatility that is not conducive to investments.
And naked shorts etc. should be and are illegal. Want to do that shit, go to Vegas.’
Yes but I contend that speculation includes investment by any outside body or individuals (mutual funds for example).
Yes, there is predatory speculation and it should be outlawed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (jbnUc)
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (ILGo9)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)
I wonder if that is because it makes it a little easier to internally justify not voting, because, you know, we just got home from work? Just a thought...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot
The judges would also have accepted: Subaru Brat.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (TezPK)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot
>It's shaped like a cardboard box and there's a cat behind the wheel.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (M9gjJ)
So 54% disapprove Trump
54% wrong direction
Generic ballot Dem+6
Only 35% “growth” on the economy
I think this leans towards my point.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
It's a kind of cool-looking hot rod, sort of the 21st Century equivalent of a T-bucket with a blown big block. Fun, but not really practical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: dagny
======
I have been reading St. Irenaeus of Lyons book on Heresies. Some really bizarre crap started being printed after the deaths of all the Apostles and many of that first generation that had seen or talked to people that had seen Christ.
And the whole doctrine of Gnosticism is a bunch of bunk almost totally absent from logical understandings of the Old and New Testament.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)
25 years maybe? Largely. In human history, that’s a revolution overnight.
What’s really strange is the almost cult-like belief system by the True Believers. I’m not wedded to oil and gas, it’s merely the fact there is no viable replacement on the horizon.
The first oil shocks, the Arab Embargo, put a lot of research and development into alternatives, building upon lots of research done during World War II.
One of the first things FDR did to piss off Imperial Japan was ending sales of aviation gasoline. They responded by developing planes that could run on lower octane fuel. Then they cutoff oil and gas altogether. It’s likely the fleet and aircraft that attacked Pearl Harbor was fueled by US oil and gas.
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (5MnqL)
The judges would also have accepted: Subaru Brat.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (TezPK)
That thing had a rot problem, but it would climb like a billy goat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (gm9Sb)
He is also flanking the domestic left. It is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 11:58 AM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (8zz6B)
His kid borrowed the design from a video game.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 06, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
I am the law bitches.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at March 06, 2026 11:58 AM (13bda)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
This is actually very much what Trump did with his 2nd term cabinet and lieutenant picks. First term, he trusted the Party to help supply him with "experts". He got a bunch of backstabbing RINOs trying to moderate his agenda, or subvert it completely to GOPe goals.
This time, he primarily picked people that know and hate what the institutions they were picked to run have become. Tulsi at intel, RFK at health, etc. Trump wants to dismantle, shrink and refocus the Federal government, and he has people personally driven to do the same with their departments.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 11:58 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)
----
This image pleases me.
I will ride a bike, not a horse, because horses are too much maintenance.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (RkOfE)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 11:54 AM (RkOfE)
Tis the season.
https://tinyurl.com/ypu77dd7
And my favorite scene:
https://tinyurl.com/4keh7wt7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (bss/y)
So 54% disapprove Trump
54% wrong direction
Generic ballot Dem+6
Only 35% “growth” on the economy
I think this leans towards my point.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (IJqrQ)
======
Your point was that primary turnout predicts general election turnout.
That's outright not true.
But congrats on going off in a completely different direction, forming a non-sequitor. You seem very smart for changing the subject instead of actually continuing the very discussion and point you asserted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:00 PM (GBKbO)
What if I told we had a magical liquid that has been fueling humans for thousands of years, that can just as easily fuel energy production and transportation needs!?!?!?
Posted by: Big Corn/Ethanol at March 06, 2026 12:01 PM (JCZqz)
It was a D+9 year.
And the GOP still netted two senate seats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: mishdog at March 06, 2026 12:01 PM (V9Vdb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (RkOfE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:57 AM (8zz6B)
His kid borrowed the design from a video game.
Posted by: Sponge
From 1992.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)
It wasn’t until I had kids that I understood my father’s frustration with this growing up.
Granted electricity is pretty cheap where I live and lightbulbs are super efficient these days. But that shit still bugs me.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (13bda)
Posted by: And it's ugly to boot at March 06, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Raises eyebrows…
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (UCAqC)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (pDt9x)
There is some good news from the least-woke team* in Major League Baseball - the Texas Rangers baseball team
You wanna piss off some SoCal lefties in the most hilarious fashion? Wear a Texas Rangers ballcap to a Santa Barbara farmer's market. They'd get incredibly confused, because on the one hand Texas is The Devil, but a properly educated and enlightened progressive wouldn't get angry over a Major League Baseball cap.
The angry looks in silence are priceless.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Big Corn/Ethanol
Semen?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (oKJ0C)
@USWREMichael
says the Maduro raid was the trigger point for the DoW’s conflict with Anthropic:
“Palantir’s the prime contractor. [Anthropic] is the sub.”
“One of [Anthropic’s] execs called Palantir and asked, ‘Was our software used in that raid?’”
“So— they’re trying to get classified information. And implying— if they were used in that raid, that it might violate their terms of service.”
“It raised enough alarm with Palantir, who has a trusted relationship with the Department, to tell me, and I’m like, ‘Holy shit— what if this software went down? Some guardrail kicked up? Some refusal happened for the next fight like this one and we left our people at risk?”
“I went to
@SecWar
@PeteHegseth
and told him what happened.”
“That was like a ‘Woah’ moment for the whole leadership at the Pentagon that we’re potentially so dependent on a software provider without another alternative that has the right or ability to not only shut it off— maybe it’s a rogue developer who could poison the model to make it not do what you want, or trick you, or hallucinate purposefully.”
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The classic Lefty goalpost shift. How bad did polls show Trump getting beaten in March 2016 and 2024 again?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (cS1cw)
‘ I couldn't be happier that the ranger statue will be in a prominent place. Honestly more people will pay attention to it at Glober Life than its previous location.’
While conceding Love airport to the’Rats.
I guess I’m in a ‘glass is half empty’ mood today.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 12:04 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2026 12:04 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:02 PM (RkOfE)
Dems used to push this line, because their voters were working class. Now working class votes R, so our side has adopted the position.
Interesting how these things go.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:05 PM (13bda)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:05 PM (RkOfE)
"Iran Missile launches during the first 8 days of conflict:
🚀 Ballistic Missiles:
🔴 Day 1 — 350
🔴 Day 2 — 175
🔴 Day 3 — 120
🔴 Day 4 — 50
🔴 Day 5 — 40
🔴 Day 6 — 32
🔴 Day 7 — 28
🔴 Day 8 — 15
🛸 Drone Swarms:
🟢 Day 1 — 294
🟢 Day 2 — 541
🟢 Day 3 — 200
🟢 Day 4 — 85
🟢 Day 5 — 45
🟢 Day 6 — 38
🟢 Day 7 — 30
🟢 Day 8 — 12
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Big Corn/Ethanol at March 06, 2026 12:01 PM (JCZqz)
It would be very interesting to look at the total energy budget to make ethanol, from the time the seeded passes over the field, until the ethanol comes off the still, and compare that to other crop-based fuels, like say growing canola to make oil that can be burned in diesel engines. And then compare both to the costs of producing petroleum fuels for the same purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:05 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)
Ha! I’m glad to hear it’s not just me. My wife claims our house is “too dark” and first thing in the morning turns on every light in the house. I sneak around turning them off lol
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 12:06 PM (UCAqC)
Mine has a habit of receiving callers at the door and standing there with the door wide open, while she and the caller catch up. In or OUT!!! I'm not paying to heat the outside!
I've turned into my Dad.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)
The classic Lefty goalpost shift. How bad did polls show Trump getting beaten in March 2016 and 2024 again?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:03 PM (JCZqz)
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Polling now is largely worthless. The best pollsters I look at with a side eye.
It's a twofold issue of incentives (no one is scored on how accurate their polls months out are) and response bias (progressives have long shown a higher propensity for actually answering pollsters, inflating their numbers, a pattern that gets much, much worse outside of election seasons).
But, the tweet was a look into the past about how primary turnout and general election turnout relate. No matter the year, there was no predictive value. It's statistical noise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:06 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Cry Every Time. at March 06, 2026 12:06 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
But should the golf-cart driving orangutan be allowed to open carry? https://tinyurl.com/mrys6z4s
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:07 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2026 12:07 PM (gm9Sb)
‘ Granted electricity is pretty cheap where I live and lightbulbs are super efficient these days. But that shit still bugs me.’
But why turn out a light if you’re just going to turn it back on later?
Think of the time saved.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 12:07 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:07 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)
GaaAHH! My husband does this constantly! I have to turn off his closet light at least once a day. And then he bemoans our electric bill. FFS, turn off the lights!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The classic Lefty goalpost shift. How bad did polls show Trump getting beaten in March 2016 and 2024 again?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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FWIW, Rasmussen today has Trump at about 48 percent approval. If the war ends with few US casualties in a few weeks, then that is more likely to go up than down.
Never heard of Quantus and would have to see if they used any crappy internet responses as part of their sample along with geographic and demographic weighting.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Of you have lamps, get Amazon plugs. You can turn them off from your phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (oKJ0C)
It’s just voting. They might as well call it “election season”. They vote before Election Day. And they keep voting (or counting phony ballots) after Election Day, until such time they achieve the desired outcome.
Then it’s time to stop! Weird how this works.
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (5MnqL)
Five minutes later, they're selling stuff to China because they are a perfect non-Western society that is sooooo much better at human rights than we cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonial types.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 12:09 PM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)
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They came about in 2024. They're modelers, not really pollsters.
They did 2024 well. You know...based on numbers from October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:09 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ...
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Old Mc Moo Moo had a poll farm, ei ei o. And on this poll he found some crap. ei ei o.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Water Is Deep at March 06, 2026 12:09 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 06, 2026 12:09 PM (vV6n9)
Mine waits till I'm halfway out the door to start a conversation.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:10 PM (Y8DZL)
Talarico was around 70% to win for 2 weeks before the election.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:10 PM (13bda)
When I was growing up, there was usually one light bulb in a given room. Now everyone has track lights. My kitchen has eight of them (granted, they're LEDs), as well as 3 pendant lights, and several over the stove and kitchen table. I sometimes come into the kitchen, and every one of them is on. Grrrrr.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)
One place deep in heavily blue precinct. Looks like theyre ballot harvesting too.
https://tinyurl.com/k53rp62e
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2026 12:11 PM (ILGo9)
---------------
Cuz White.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 12:11 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Cry Every Time. at March 06, 2026 12:06 PM (RfVfI)
Scene gets me every single time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (bss/y)
‘ Mine waits till I'm halfway out the door to start a conversation.’
Mine does too. That drives me bugshit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (jbnUc)
Talarico was around 70% to win for 2 weeks before the election.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:10 PM (13bda)
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Betting markets have no specialized knowledge, are really small markets, and actually don't have a very good track record.
Up until 7 pm election night 2024, they had Democrats winning the House. For months. And then...flip.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 12:10 PM (Y8DZL)
Hahaha
At least once a week I’ll be in the kitchen. Wife is in our bedroom which is 10 feet down the hall and 2 walls in between. Then she asks me why I didn’t answer her.
Uhm because I don’t have Superman level hearing darling, that’s why.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (13bda)
Rasmussen was very accurate for 2024, but more importantly is the trends. We can't know how accurate the specific numbers are, but a trend showing an increase in popularity is a but more meaningful. Whether it's a SOTU bump, positive war rallying, or improved perception of the economy is the question.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 12:13 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 06, 2026 12:13 PM (ewuvP)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (JCZqz)
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Rasmussen fluctuates so much, its trends are worthless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:13 PM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/4keh7wt7
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And now I'm crying "grant that I may love you always, and do with me what you will"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 06, 2026 12:14 PM (RkOfE)
This morphed into walking down hall with eyes closed. When to turn to room? 11 kid steps turn left.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 06, 2026 12:14 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (XOmY9)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 12:15 PM (pDt9x)
They did 2024 well. You know...based on numbers from October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Helmut Northpol had a more concise model that predicted Trump's win in 2016 in March of that year.
I took a look at the website, Universe: Registered voters
Sample Size: 1,000
Method: Online Panel
Field Dates: Nov 11 - Nov 12, 2025
Margin of Error: ±3.3%
Online panels have not shown themselves to be particularly valid yet. No evidence of geographic weighting either. And they show Trump's approval at about 45 percent. Youngest 18-29 years olds are showing the highest disapproval as well which are actually the ones least likely to vote.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 11:59 AM (ExV1e)
Running up the electric bill on purpose to get back at her dad for keeping tight controls on utility usage, for whom you are now serving as the stand-in.
Posted by: Not fair but it's life at March 06, 2026 12:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 06, 2026 12:17 PM (oCS0o)
That’s a false assertion and you know it.
What I pondered is whether at some point, after numerous like results and a statistical increase in Democrat turnout- if it matters. Or at least, at what point does it?
Trump broke all types of records and statistics. Is your assertion that primary voting numbers don’t matter, and nothing in those statistics is in any way predictive of the November election?
I suppose one could state that, largely the can’t be correlated, but when, and under what conditions does that correlation break down?
It would be foolish, sophistic and a statistical impossibility that your theorem would apply 100% of the time. Ergo, I posit, under what conditions does that change.
And you throw the fallacy flag. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (IJqrQ)
I suppose one could state that, largely the can’t be correlated, but when, and under what conditions does that correlation break down?
It would be foolish, sophistic and a statistical impossibility that your theorem would apply 100% of the time. Ergo, I posit, under what conditions does that change.
And you throw the fallacy flag. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 12:19 PM (IJqrQ)
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"Sure, there's no evidence of it, but I believe in it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 12:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 06, 2026 12:21 PM (o7qMm)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 06, 2026 12:22 PM (4NO2D)
But then, it seems you’re out of your depth.
It’s ok. Not everyone can follow logic.
You seem to be holding to the assertion that nothing in the midterm statistics is analogous to the November elections. Not any deviation. Not any particular measurement. Which is a statistical impossibility.
If you were to say, it’s largely not analogous but here is a category and deviation that is meaningful, we could have an honest discussion.
But you’re going to schmolls with questionable internals and ad hominem.
Got it, Prometheus.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 06, 2026 12:26 PM (IJqrQ)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (Et1h0)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 12:27 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Quantus Insight at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (zHdFR)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (looXz)
Thanks for this. Will read later...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (nbLIj)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (looXz)
Fen, thank you for sharing this article. It's quite interesting. I forwarded it to my husband.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (FMtrg)
Interesting how these things go.
Posted by: Heroq at March 06, 2026 12:05 PM (13bda)
Hyper evil rich people never work a day. This alone is why they all need to be killed.
Posted by: Americans at March 06, 2026 01:04 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:07 AM (tOcjL)
I’m calling the SoS and will demand that she cancel the runoff on that basis.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 01:06 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 11:10 AM (JCZqz)
Our college educated elites don't even know how to spell the european word "guerrilla"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:30 PM (8avO+)
https://tinyurl.com/3knechnw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:26 AM (looXz)
Fen, thank you for sharing this article. It's quite interesting. I forwarded it to my husband.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 06, 2026 12:36 PM (FMtrg)
Thanks Fen! Nice article.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8avO+)
Rasmussen was very accurate for 2024, but more importantly is the trends. We can't know how accurate the specific numbers are, but a trend showing an increase in popularity is a but more meaningful. Whether it's a SOTU bump, positive war rallying, or improved perception of the economy is the question.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 12:12 PM (JCZqz)
Approval is worthless, as it lumps people who want Trump to go 10 times harder and topple every government that looks at us with side eye with leftist idiots who want to dress as Nazis and kill babies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: rocket man at March 06, 2026 11:15 AM (ehY6c)
Maybe they just didn't know where our ships even were.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)
I wonder if that is because it makes it a little easier to internally justify not voting, because, you know, we just got home from work? Just a thought...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2026 11:56 AM (RfVfI)
It is even easier to justify not voting because you are heading off to a beach or park on your holiday.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: James Varney at March 06, 2026 02:55 PM (BFhXu)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Gdg2g)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Edward Hopper
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: George Costanza at March 06, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:30 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (WkL+O)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)
Imma shoot that dog...
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Mama with her arms crossed at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (AQXU4)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (WkL+O)
Horde Mind is a strange and wonderful thing, innit?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (A5RD0)
Given that it's not pictured so did Hopper I guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (WkL+O)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)
That handsome beast does look much like Lassie. I haven't seen many collies in real life; the weather in Da Swamp is too hot and humid for a long-coated dog like that.
Are the trees really that blue, or is EH pushing the limits of his artistic license? Using the blueness to suggest evening light?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Mama with her arms crossed
HE got deported.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (3uBP9)
Yeah. There could be a hunnert injuns hiding in that grass and you'd never know it until you had a 7/11 pop up in yer yard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (M9gjJ)
Meh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: George Costanza
It’s a Hopper painting, so Mama’s always angry.
Posted by: Hopping Mad at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (fKeBm)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
However, she's somewhat substandard as Hopper women go.
Compare:
https://tinyurl.com/y3jx9m2u (late-night office hankypanky is in the offing)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (IG3/x)
Got the most horrible sunburn of my life out on the Cape when I was there on a break from college.
I remember bathing in red vinegar and slathering myself in Noxzema and corn starch when I got home. Misery for several days until the skin peeled off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)
Would hang.
Thx CBD, have a grt weekend
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (/C62k)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius*
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Hey. Back off. There was a sale on blue paint. I overbought.
Posted by: E. Hopper at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:35 AM (M9gjJ)
Did it come with complimentary chips, at least?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (IG3/x)
Bluetrees was my delight...
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (sl73Y)
They used a scythe. Death was their neighbor and he usually handled it but there was an outbreak of the flu somewhere so he was busy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Also noticeable boobs on the lady.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)
Sniper?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (Suwql)
"What're we gonna do now, Ma?"
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: E. Hopper at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)
"Pfft en Espanol!"
- - Pablo Picasso
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (x0n13)
This painting is from 1939, so I'd hope the Cape wasn't anywhere near as crowded and touristy as it is today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)
Meh.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Cape Codpiece
Posted by: Stroll Gayly Along the Broad Stately Town at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (fKeBm)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Bulg
Don't blow the picture up. She looks like a skel or a zombie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Nice ass, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rimshot at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: The Lion of the Senate at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: No Name Today at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (8mulE)
Edward Hopper
National Gallery of Art:
Edward Hopper
Painter, American, 1882 - 1967
In part - The artist stated: “It is no transcription of a place, but pieced together from sketches and mental impressions of things in the vicinity. . . . The dry, blowing grass can be seen from my studio window in the late summer or autumn. In the woman I attempted to get the broad, strong-jawed face and blond hair of a Finnish type of which there are many on the Cape. The man is a dark-haired Yankee. The dog is listening to something, probably a whippoorwill [sic] or some evening sound.”
I love this to end the week.
Thank you.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (NFX2v)
Season 3, Episodes 2, 5, 7 & 10 - a limerick
Papa said, "Oh, what the hell?
It seems Lassie has something to tell.
Has it happened again?
How long has it been
Since Timmy done fell down the well?"
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (qgHp7)
It has its charm, but the other cape in MA is better.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:38 AM (+YA9H)
Charlie is somewhere in those trees, man. You can count on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026
***
Or a hotel lobby with isolated, lonely-looking people sitting around in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 09:41 AM (URO9T)
Posted by: Bulg
Don't blow the picture up. She looks like a skel or a zombie.
Posted by: rickb223
🤣
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 09:40 AM (8zz6B)
It's kind of a mystery mutt. At first I thought a corgie but too big and too much fur.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (/C62k)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)
It has its charm, but the other cape in MA is better.
Posted by: Lizzy
No capes!
Posted by: Edna Mode at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qwype)
Muldoon tells the same jokes as the rest of the Horde, only in limerick form...while wearing high heels.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (EtnSa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: red speck at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: NARRATOR at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (qwype)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: rickb223
Sounds like my kind of ghoul!
Posted by: The Crypkeeper at March 06, 2026 09:46 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (QE+Sx)
Posted by: Plum Island Scientist at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:43 AM (/C62k)
That's ok. Turns out, we won't even need them! How crazy is that!
Posted by: Owen Wilson as Dr. Peter Weir in Event Horizon the Comedy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (3uBP9)
'Cept Momma Mad.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM (DgMqy)
Dude is getting a talkin'-to.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (qwype)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: NARRATOR at March 06, 2026 09:45 AM (qwype)
"Eat 'im up, Lassie! Drink its blood! Good girl. Good girl."
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Blue Tsunami 2026 at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (GFRGc)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:49 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Lassie was a refined lady. Not like that mixed breed from down the road.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (MZ+PY)
'Cept Momma Mad.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:47 AM
###
"It is better to live in a desert land, Than with a contentious and vexing woman."
Posted by: Proverbs 21:19 at March 06, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (MGB5H)
Muldoon tells the same jokes as the rest of the Horde, only in limerick form...while wearing high heels.
Posted by: muldoon
TMI! TMI!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Blue Tsunami 2026 at March 06, 2026 09:52 AM (LTbl/)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:52 AM (zHdFR)
Would hang.
Posted by: Huck Folkywood at March 06, 2026 09:53 AM (ojwpM)
Posted by: just the punchline at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Messi will have to dodge piss bottles now. He has been using bad think.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (wdCH4)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (EtnSa)
Could be a ball or something similar that he's been tossing for the pupster.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (8ty7h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:55 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (wdCH4)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)
Ha!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
**********
Has a strong resemblance to our Red Heeler "Peppy". Sometimes called a Queensland Heeler, her variety of Australian Cattle Dog was initially the result of a rancher breeding a Standard Collie with a dingo.
"Peppy" is a bit of a wild child befitting of that kind of heritage.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
https://x.com/QuantusInsights/status/
2029612475466096881
We tested the relationship in this chart (Texas primary / Texas general elections 2000–2024) and it’s basically noise:
• correlation r ≈ 0.13 (R² ≈ 0.02)
• a 10-point swing in the primary maps to ~0.4 points in the general
-----
Essentially, turnout during a primary is not at all indicative of performance in a general election. If it were, Obama would have won Texas in 2008. He did not win Texas in 2008.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 09:58 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Woman in painting... at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (wdCH4)
Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM
Tiny shack down the road. It's wicked pissah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (8ty7h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (A5RD0)
Part of the appeal for me is nostalgia. I'm old enough to remember Cape Cod as a pleasant, seaside community, not some loud fashionable fag haven. A nice touch is the red tin roof on the left. Those were easy to maintain and made a pleasant sound during rainy days and nights.
Posted by: JTB at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)
Trump Says No Iran Deal Until ‘Unconditional Surrender’
I had a feeling Trump was going to go there. In it to win it.
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM
To be fair, the lobstah would probably drive better than most people around here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Cicero
It takes time to see them. Just let your gaze linger.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:00 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (pDt9x)
Dog = Art
Trees = Art
Dog AND Trees = Masterpiece
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)
But no soldiers or sailors sailing off to war.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Poet Lariat at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (oftw2)
I had a feeling Trump was going to go there. In it to win it.
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (G0vdT)
You can't make a deal with the Mullahs ...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (VE6XX)
Greetings, sir. TGIF.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM
Greetings, nurse! It is, indeed, Friday, thank God. And it looks like most of last night's predicted snow became rain, so we got that going for us. Which is nice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
There will be a tsunami of tears when the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, and the Left realizes Trump has 26 more months of unfettered executive power to crush them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
Can't be true. Special election and primary turnouts are reasons to set your hair on fire. I have been assured.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (MGB5H)
They call it being led.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)
Where's the lobstah?
Posted by: Wistah at March 06, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Living in Tsuminis tighty-whities. Next to that highly contagious rash.
Hygiene, Mr Blue Wave. Hygiene.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Boston's the only place where I've ever seen a car being driven on a sidewalk.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)
Dog = Art
Trees = Art
Dog AND Trees = Masterpiece
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 09:54 AM (y9nCu)
But no soldiers or sailors sailing off to war.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)
But Brandy does her best
To understand
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
Can't be true. Special election and primary turnouts are reasons to set your hair on fire. I have been assured.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (MGB5H)
======
I'm surprised anyone has hair anymore, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)
Posted by: Better Things To Do at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (3wOGw)
No storm clouds.
-1
No boobs.
-2
No swords.
-1
Although I do like the kind of shadowy forest to the left.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)
Cute, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
Lassie: "Arf"
*time passes*
Lassie: "Arf"
Timmy: "Good girl, Lassie. Nice try! But that's a coping saw!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Rex B
You live in San Francisco? Or India.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM
You should have driven with us in Port-au-Prince.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (GBKbO)
Me too.
In general internet discourse, as soon as someone doesn't have a perfect Norwood Score, they're told to shave themselves bald.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
His dad is the youngest of eight, and his brothers Mark and Wayne were the only two who didn't have sons of their own. According to Mullin, those uncles were extra generous with birthday presents when he was a kid.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (1ieqq)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (pDt9x)
Well at least they won't be calling Mullin ICE Barbie... I don't think...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (VE6XX)
Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)
Are we going to break out the fine dinnerware nukes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)
Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM (8ty7h)
======
There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The guy in the painting at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Dutch at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:04 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
I have ideas of my own, DAD!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
There will be a tsunami of tears when the Blue Wave doesn't materialize, and the Left realizes Trump has 26 more months of unfettered executive power to crush them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
======
Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.
But just imagine the left freaking out because Jeffries, with the power of the purse and Speaker of the House, can't do anything at all except theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zHdFR)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 09:59 AM (8ty7h)
They evidently weren't outside people.
Posted by: javems at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zFsEm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at
And staying alive.... But mostly staying alive
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
*The Grand Ayatollah's son.
(I only recently learned that there are multiple Ayatollahs)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
--------
Specifically biology like, what keeps you alive.
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (G0vdT)
The answers from the left were...interesting.
The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.
One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)
——
I know, right?
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (MsRtR)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: javems at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (zFsEm)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Cicero (
I thought a stoop was where you sat and drank 40s of malt liquor in paper bags?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Bone Idle! at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (+nEug)
Hey mullahs, remember what happened to the last place we demanded unconditional surrender from?
Ha! I'm still riving! Or at reast I was in 1946.
Posted by: Zombie Hirohito at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 06, 2026 10:02 AM
It's full of weird tentacle pr0n and anime. Don't make us do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (1ieqq)
Democrats will probably win the House by some slim margin.
But just imagine the left freaking out because Jeffries, with the power of the purse and Speaker of the House, can't do anything at all except theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO
Maybe. But also possible that they do not. Very close thing, it seems.
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (pDt9x)
So you have been to Cape Cod.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (Kt19C)
Dancing, dancing used to be more of a thing. Gregory Hines. Sammy Davis, Jr. Gene Kelly. Fred Astaire of course.
Oh, what was the one in the 80s? White Nights? Rudolph Narev and Gregory Hines as a ballet dancer trying to defect from Soviet Russia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Temu at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
They have cars in Haiti??
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (M9gjJ)
So you have been to Cape Cod.
Posted by: JackStraw at
Ha! That I have, that I have.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (JCZqz
Seattle.
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (GI9/m)
-1
No boobs.
-2
No swords.
-1
Although I do like the kind of shadowy forest to the left.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)
Storm clouds are behind the trees. The boobs are beneath the dress. The pooch is hiding a claymore
Posted by: Owen Wilson as Dr. Peter Weir in Event Horizon the Comedy at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (3uBP9)
almost queered the deal.
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Assistant Junior Ayatollah at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM
On the Cape?! *shudders* That's more of an...urban thing. Try Dorchester.
Posted by: A Horrified Beacon Hill Resident at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (3uBP9)
The answers from the left were...interesting.
The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will".
They're right. If the slackers don't eat because they don't work, that would be a very good reason to work hard.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)
Huh. I'd watch that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (bss/y)
Right now I'm calling a significant gain for the Rs - but since the redistricting stuff didn't go as far as it should have around ~20 seats.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
They have cars in Haiti??
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM
Them? I was talking about us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (gQ15S)
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (pDt9x)
=======
I just assume that the turnout differentials that arise from parties out of power performing better than parties in power in midterms plays out this year.
But, gerrymandering after 2020 is so strong (the emphasis was really on expanding safe seats, not maximizing the number of seats won, especially in red states) that the number of actually competitive seats is so small. It's less than 30.
That will direct investment and prevent any major swings either way, meaning that we'll probably see a change of 10-15 at a maximum.
Still, a lot of open questions about the utility of fed grants for election funding, the effects of DOJ suing for voter roll cleanups, and kind of a generalized feeling of success from the Trump administration on the base that will lead to perhaps modified voting patterns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (GBKbO)
The answers from the left were...interesting.
The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.
One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)
The honest answer from a socialist would be : "Because we're going to kill them if they don't."
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (3wOGw)
——
I know, right?
Posted by: Thom Thillis
+++
Trust me. You can outlive an unusual name.
Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (3wOGw)
If ayatollah once, ayatollah a thousand times, we are Legion!
Posted by: Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:09 AM
I'm right here, you know.
- The Sacred Cod
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (kgE5c)
That's what happened in the early American colonies, but that's not at all what socialists mean when they say this...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)
They're right. If the slackers don't eat because they don't work, that would be a very good reason to work hard.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)
I always told coworkers when they broke out the 'If I got paid more, I'd work harder.' Bullshit.
'No you fucking wouldn't. Getting paid $5 more an hour won't change you from being a lazy retard. You'll then just say you should be paid more.'
I am not always the most popular among my coworkers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (bss/y)
There was a report that the Ayatollah's son is refusing the position because he's more interested in science than politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:03 AM (GBKbO)
"Let's elect that asshole Mojtaba. Fucker owes me money after losing that World Cup bet."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (y9nCu)
Right now I'm calling a significant gain for the Rs - but since the redistricting stuff didn't go as far as it should have around ~20 seats.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)
=====
You may be right!
I dunno, though.
Still, I think the funniest thing would be a D House majority of 2.
Then their two oldest members die of old age between election day and the seating of the new Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (gQ15S)
Probably right. It's been ... 40 years since I saw it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)
I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
I dunno, though.
Still, I think the funniest thing would be a D House majority of 2.
Then their two oldest members die of old age between election day and the seating of the new Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering
Plus cuellar voting with the Rs a fair amount of time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: JTB
*********
Hmmm. I wonder if The Guy Who Reall;y Likes Limericks would like to see 'filigree' in a limericck.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)
I think this first one is big. While the money supply to leftwing activists isn't gone, it has been significantly reduced.
Fewer people in the fraud industry and there will be less fraud. Now two interesting aspects to this
1) Can they easily control who gets the remaining money? For example make that NGO worker that submits ballots for illegals move from Philly or Baltimore to some purplish area?
2) Did CA cut their redistricting too close where significant reductions in fake votes means they lost a ton of seats?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)
Alternate title: Squirrel!
Edward Hopper? Wasn't he the one that sang "Hello my honey, hello my baby"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Coooofffffeeeee...! at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (9O6qm)
Markwayne>>>Ilhan>>>Rashida>>>Shri
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (tljrc)
3) I think it is very likely to direct funds from other areas to ensure fraud to try to reestablish the funding streams.
I would think that would be the smart play.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Was that before or after he was in Easy Rider?
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)
An easy way to prove if getting $5/h more would make you work harder is to ask, "How many higher paying jobs did you apply for this week?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Person who likes limericks at March 06, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
There once was a man from Nanticoke
who shit his pants when he spoke
But before you get up
This was all a setup
For yet another dick joke
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:18 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Coooofffffeeeee...! at March 06, 2026 10:16 AM (9O6qm)
Was he a frog?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 06, 2026 10:18 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM
It is nice, off season. My friend is a priest down there. We enjoy going down to visit the parish when it's not summer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:19 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (R11M+)
Here is why I'm not so sure about that. If an NGO in Philly is getting money in a way that wasn't cut by Trump/Rubio they are NOT going to give that money to some other NGO in rural PA. The people in PA want to stay in a hive city and keep getting their rice bowls filled.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)
Who went to town to get scrod.
His wife said, I'll stay though
And along came Paolo
And she got it too, (thank you, God!)
Posted by: Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (8zz6B)
It's full of weird tentacle pr0n and anime. Don't make us do that to you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:07 AM (kgE5c)
Not to mention motorized toilets that have AI-controlled electron microscopes to analyze your poop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:20 AM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM (PSEDc)
Posted by: muldoon
**********
I failed to mention that the guy was also a hypochondriac. That would have rounded out the joke.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Mark Twain at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)
And look what you've done to mother!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (Et1h0)
Ditto. A college girlfriend got a job as a hostess at the Chatham Bars Inn one summer. Soon as I got off work on Friday at was Cape time. But the place got so popular it became more trouble than it was worth during the season.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (viF8m)
I just love Parish in the spring.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (8ty7h)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: 18-1 at March
Well at least it's not P-town, yet...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)
Wasn't Simon Filigree the gay slaveowner in Uncle Tom's Log Cabin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)
That dog has plenty of conditioner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: In Search Of... at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (/1l9x)
Wasn't Simon Filigree the gay slaveowner in Uncle Tom's Log Cabin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)
He transitions to Simone Filigree in the next-to-last chapter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (y9nCu)
As Age +
Opinion
Beatles --
Monty Python ++
Beach Boys ++
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)
Never liked the Beatles.
Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)
I'm sorry, but "Markwayne" is a stupid name.
===============
What's fun is, it could be a cracka name or a hoodrat name depending on the pronunciation.
Mar-kwayn (could spell it a little fancier; Marquayne)
Mark-wayne
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:30 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
But, we're having our 8th impeachment vote! We're really holding Trump accountable! History will record our strong actions here today...are you not entertained?
Uh, we can't stop him with just one half of one third of government. Please to donate for 2028?
Posted by: Theoretical Speaker Jeffries at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (JCZqz)
Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)
I liked them a lot as a kid, but never got to the cultish adoration. It is not that they are now bad, it is I just am wondering whether they just caught a lucky break as to when they came out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (8ty7h)
*Golf Clap*
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Always Appreciate a Lisp Reference. at March 06, 2026 10:32 AM (RfVfI)
With the fresh scent of Lyme's Disease. (I know, I know. It hadn't been created yet.)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:32 AM (zHdFR)
Uh, we can't stop him with just one half of one third of government. Please to donate for 2028?
Posted by: Theoretical Speaker Jeffries at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (JCZqz)
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Oh, there will be impeachment votes, but there won't be eight of them.
The first will take months to come together because of the sub-committee on impeachment needing to soak up every moment of airtime they can get to fundraise off of the horrible things they're finding but can't talk about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:22 AM (3uBP9)
===============
You're gonna make 3 backups of that drive and switch to using a new one, right? RIGHT?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: BruceWayne
The Paolo, he love to take the ladies to, how you say, Pound Town. Why you say is gay?
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JCZqz)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's always Cape Cod. How come we never see Cape Salmon? Or Cape Halibut? I'm offended.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tough Decision at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (JCZqz)
***********
The Fixer Upper - a limerick
An architect of high pedigree
Proposed a home remodel with glee
"I'll add some scrollwork and such
as a decorative touch
If Kate and her husband Phil agree!"
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (qgHp7)
Was raised on Prog Rock on the father's side, and 80s/90s R&B on the mother's side.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:29 AM (3wOGw)
I liked them a lot as a kid, but never got to the cultish adoration. It is not that they are now bad, it is I just am wondering whether they just caught a lucky break as to when they came out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)
London calling, but don’t look to us!
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Posted by: The Clash at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (fYhK6)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. It's always Cape Cod. How come we never see Cape Salmon? Or Cape Halibut? I'm offended.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)
Cape Town is kind of racist the other way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, I'm helping at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:31 AM (bss/y)
I think a lot of it is that neither of my parents were fans, so it's just not something I grew up with.
So the fawning adoration they get is always going to make them seem overrated to me.
Not as overrated as say, Queen, The Eagles, or Steely Dan, but still overrated.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)
You gotta keep a stash around, man!
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:36 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:36 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
The answers from the left were...interesting.
The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will".
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Don't forget the most common behavior from the Left is just lying to get you into a certain position and then pulling the rug out or pretending they never said the thing they said.
So anything that sounds good will be what they go with because they know once you commit, you are trapped anyway and they have what they want so it literally doesn't matter what they told you because they can just lie some more.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (Et1h0)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:37 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (EtnSa)
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
Posted by: The Clash at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (fYhK6)
I think about that style of band and think about the stuff I enjoy more even though in some obscure technical way they may be inferior (except the Beach Boys imo are actually superior there.)
The Hollies
The Beach Boys
Even the Fucking Monkees
The Beatles (and I say that in my head as BE-AT-Lays) are by turns dour and a bit weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)
>Only Congress has the authority to declare war. Is this greasy, reptilian imbecile for real?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:35 AM (wa/yD)
I was ambivalent about the Eagles until I went out with a gal who loved them. Damn. Kind of hate them.
Queen 'could' back it up. On some songs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)
i listen to wdpt. "we don't play that."
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:38 AM (bss/y)
The Rolling Stones out-rocked the Beatles 10:1, because they never totally forgot their blues roots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (8zz6B)
The answers from the left were...interesting.
The most common was "give them a reason to work hard and they will". But...this is refuted by the original statement. Right now these people are in aggregate not working let alone not working hard.
One of the other comments was perhaps more accidentally revealing, "Why do you rightwingers think people that have issues working should have to grind to have a decent living?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)
The honest answer from a socialist would be : "Because we're going to kill them if they don't."
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:11 AM (3wOGw)
I work hard to support two horrific, all consuming addictions.
I like to eat and sleep indoors.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:21 AM
Maine and NH are nice. Come on up. Here there be Morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Person who likes limericks at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: John Thune at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (vqA1l)
>Only Congress has the authority to declare war. Is this greasy, reptilian imbecile for real?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 10:39 AM (M9gjJ)
Schumer is one of the most loathsome people on the entire planet.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (JF3MH)
If you don't have three backups, it's not backed up.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (Et1h0)
——
I know, right?
Posted by: Thom Thillis at March 06, 2026 10:06 AM (MsRtR)
You want to fire me from CNN too, huh?
Posted by: Poppy Harlow at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (fYhK6)
Any Beatles song is inferior to any song sung by Karen Carpenter.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM
Word.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:25 AM
Fortunately not. The former mayor of Salem, now our Lt. Gov., proudly said she wanted to make Salem P-Town North. She was remarkably successful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Just need to know the super secret handshake.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (MGB5H)
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Words not seen in that statement: Israel, Iran, Nuclear
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (Et1h0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Just need to know the super secret handshake.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:42 AM (MGB5H)
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More of a look.
Fire-scarred scalps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
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This here shiny nickel says Rand Paul votes with the dems.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)
Got the most horrible sunburn of my life out on the Cape when I was there on a break from college.
I remember bathing in red vinegar and slathering myself in Noxzema and corn starch when I got home. Misery for several days until the skin peeled off.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)
Dude, aloe Vera. Bathing in red vinegar???
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
He did on war powers. Lumpy voted with the Rs.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (MGB5H)
BOOMERS!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)
I’m not in kindergarten. I shit.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
Or drummed by even...
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Always Appreciate a Carpenters Reference. at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (RfVfI)
BOOMERS!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That must mean we get credit for the Stones, too.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)
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And Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
yuck the feagles. "don henly must die" -mojo nixon
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
She was an insane drummer.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)
Poop too.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (Kt19C)
That's not proper Smart Military Mountain Man behavior.
People might start to think you're a Commie.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Kate and her husband Phil at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (x0n13)
Dude, aloe Vera. Bathing in red vinegar???
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:44 AM (fYhK6)
Sefton, what are you, 200 years old???
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Am Much Younger Than You. at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 10:47 AM (pZ64F)
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Talk about overrated.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Denny Crane
With all his birthdays, he's more like 43,568.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
She was an insane drummer.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:46 AM (fYhK6)
Senri Kawaguchi. Nankai TRIO.
Almost inhuman.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (wa/yD)
That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: Just got here at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (zHdFR)
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And Vietnam?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And, therefore, CCR (or at least, Fortunate Son)
Posted by: Moron Deduction at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Just got here at March 06, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)
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Not if we're talking about the Beatles and Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (3uBP9)
Ditto. A college girlfriend got a job as a hostess at the Chatham Bars Inn one summer. Soon as I got off work on Friday at was Cape time. But the place got so popular it became more trouble than it was worth during the season.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:24 AM (viF8m)
Last time I went to cape cod I got a hate the tourists but love their money vibe. Never went back.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (zHdFR)
Things like William William and the like.
We should count ourselves lucky if that's the worst thing to criticize him for.
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Had Sex With a Raw Burger Last Night... Please Clap! at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 10:50 AM (3uBP9)
"format" is your friend. Then install Linux.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:45 AM (GBKbO)
And the EPA.
And the end of the Gold Standard.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (wa/yD)
That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!
Schumer and the dems line up ti save the mullah's bacon so they can send it to ukraine.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (i0Hi3)
Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".
And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)
I tip my hat to her for both. Sometimes at the same time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (+caSM)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)
Wallace?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (RfVfI)
Back in high school I was hitchhiking with a friend, from the Cape ironically enough, in NH on I-93. Not an uncommon thing back then. Got picked up by a couple in their late 20s.
It wasn't until we were heading a bit down the road we noticed the empty bottles and faint odor of weed. We got passed by a couple of NH state police cars escorting the governor, Meldrim Thompson. The dude driving thought it would be a good idea to catch up to them and flip off the governor. It was not a good idea.
Never got pulled over by a governor before.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (uA11f)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (xPq24)
Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".
And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
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I like arguing about movies that exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: t-bird
Who gets credit for Captain Beefheart? For those unfamiliar, here's his little-known genius song "Frownland."
https://tinyurl.com/25f6kxa8
Posted by: Musical Moron at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:51 AM (qgHp7)
I agree.
Posted by: Richard Dick Long at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (6wm3D)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)
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Well, that should take one minor narrative off the table for November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 10:53 AM (FXNzP)
That's exactly what a 'vote' is, dumbass!
Schumer and the dems line up ti save the mullah's bacon so they can send it to ukraine.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
I don't want to hear one brokedick scream about releasing the Epstein files when 357 voted to seal the congressional fuck files.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Ya he released an official statement.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (MGB5H)
Black Dog
Immigrant Song
Moby Dick (as far as drum solos go)
Black Mountain/White Summer
Dazed and Confused ('Soul of a woman was created below, Yeah!')
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)
Where's Timmy?
Posted by: tankdemon
...swear to God, if that dog doesn't back off she's the one going down the well next...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (OUMaO)
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (RfVfI)
Except NOTHING is listed in ANY of the players filmographies as doing anything related. Nothing in pre-production, post production, filming, etc. He then goes on to say, it's like with Buffy reboot. No notification. Except when you go to Sarah Michelle Gellar, it says "Buffy - pre production".
And David Boreanaz - Rockford Files, it says "in development".
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
We need it to come back just so the Horde starts making references to Saffron all the time again.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (wa/yD)
Come to Rhode Island instead. We also love your money and we hide our hate better.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)
Holistic Medicine
Vinegar – Mix one cup of white or apple cider vinegar into a bathtub of cool water. The acetic acid in the vinegar acts as a topical pain reliever equivalent to an over-the-counter pain medication. Soak in the bath for 15 to 20 minutes. Don’t use soap. It will dry and irritate your skin. After soaking, rinse with cool water.
Then Aloe Vera, teabags, vitamin D...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (HjVhR)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at
Jackie Weaver has signed on to play a role that did not exist in the original Rockford Files.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (MGB5H)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
And let's be honest: The Reality of a continued or reimagined Firefly would never have been as good as we wanted or imagined it to be. That is not about woke or Whedon, but just life.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (bss/y)
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM
I'd almost bet cash money that the re-boot will feature a CGI / AI Shepard Book and disney will promote this as a feature, not a bug
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 10:56 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (vlkz/)
Never got pulled over by a governor before."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)
So you really are a pothead!
LOL!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Ganga? at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Denny Crane
He got James Garner's daughter's blessing. She thinks he'll do it justice. Tom Selleck is going to guest appear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Commissar of G&P
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Michael J. Fox?
Posted by: muldoon at March 06, 2026 10:55 AM (qgHp7)
Yeah, but he makes a mean martini.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (PSEDc)
I want a Browncoat reboot as much, if not more than the next guy, but be honest. It's been 26 years. If it was going to happen, it would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 10:52 AM (oKJ0C)
WOW... A Rockford Files reboot would be so fucking risky! I'd put the odds of success at like 5%.
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet? at March 06, 2026 10:54 AM (
Starring Idris elba!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:57 AM (i0Hi3)
I was an innocent bystander. The state cops let me and my friend go, just told us to stop hitchhiking on 93 which we did. Until they left.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: XTC
I don't think I'd want a reboot...the same characters with different actors. I'd want a new ship and crew in the same universe. More Star Trek TOS to TNG, less Star Trek TOS to Kurzman films with Chris Pine or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (JCZqz)
He got James Garner's daughter's blessing. She thinks he'll do it justice. Tom Selleck is going to guest appear.Elba!
He made guest appearances in the original.
I'm thinking that little guy from always sunny as angel.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet?
Already seen a lot of articles and publicity, so it definitely seems in the works. I'm not clear about how it would work, a lot of what went on in the original series just doesn't hold up in 2026, in some cases simply because technology outran some of his tactics.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 06, 2026 10:58 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: cmeat at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)
I want my tax dollars back!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (uA11f)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Or Was That Grommet?
I thought I'd give new PI series RJ Decker a try. Homes every where you look. NTTAWWT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (FXNzP)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:01 AM (bss/y)
Astaire and Rogers on roller skates; I think this was their best and everything they did was spectacular:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOILZ_D3aRg
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 11:02 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah, I don't think anybody can live up to Garner. He was one of those Hollywood one-of-a-kinds, like Carey Grant or Spencer Tracy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Uncredited Bar Patron at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (6GoyY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 11:00 AM (bss/y)
I don't care if they reboot any of those old classic TV shows. Ain't going to watch them under any circumstances. TV is dead to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 11:03 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2026 10:28 AM (Lytz7)
The guy on the stoop ain't rich ...
The Rich don't roll up their sleeves like that ... if they ever roll them up at all.
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Beautiful art, thank u
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The Morning Report — 3/6/26
The fact the ship has been handed over to the Sri Lankan authorities so quickly strongly suggests the captain took the decision to preserve the life of his men by opting out of the conflict. . . Given the facts as known, this is the first time since the Second World War that a warship has been interned by the government of a neutral power. During the Second World War, several damaged U-Boats were able to limp to neutral harbours and turn themselves over to the authorities after being damaged in attacks, preferring to see out the remainder of the war in captivity rather than the certainty of death at sea.And crucially Azerbaijan coming in against the Mullahs
President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan declared on Thursday that his country would use “the full might of our ‘Iron Fist'” against the terrorist regime in Iran after drones flying in from Iran struck an airport and near a school building in the Caucasus nation.You might recall that during the Obama reign of error, Azerbaijan was going to allow Israel to base strike aircraft on its territory, making it much easier for the Israelis to reach Iranian targets with adequate payloads and fuel for the return trip, while attacking from the north, which would provide for the element of surprise. And Obama, being the Jew-hating dog-eating Muslim traitor he is, tipped off the Mullahs to this. Whether Israel alone even with these advantages could have achieved anywhere near a successful knockout blow against the Iranian nuke facilities back then is debatable, but in the event, it's now obviously a moot point. On a positive note, along with Israel, Azerbaijan for sure does not want to see another Mullahocracy take control and so has a vested interest in real regime change. Turning back to the USA, the big story is the departure of Kristi Norm from the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Noem’s tenure as head of DHS comes to an end after a heated Senate hearing, in which Noem blamed Trump for approving questionable contracts worth over $200 million for deportation ads, which raised concerns about potential conflicts of interest.Say what you will about her personally, but the fact of the matter is DHS, with her as its administrator, was the key agency that finally sealed our border and deported thousands of illegal aliens, representing a key, if not the most important accomplishment for President Trump's administration to date, and fulfilling a campaign promise and the longstanding desire of all real Americans who voted for and support this President. And now Sen. Markwayne Mullin has been tapped to replace her.
An administration official reportedly told NBC News that Trump decided to fire Noem due to “a culmination of her many unfortunate leadership failures including the fallout in Minnesota, the ad campaign, the allegations of infidelity, the mismanagement of her staff, and her constant feuding with the heads of other agencies, including CBP and ICE.” The official allegedly said: “Kristi’s drama sadly overshadowed and distracted from the Administration’s extremely popular immigration agenda, which will continue full force.”Well, unnamed sources, so there you go. But the fact remains that Trump sacked her. And with regards to Minnesota, is she being blamed for the multi-billion dollar Somali/Democrat grifting or ICE rounding up the grifters, which is what they're supposed to do?! The fact that the Democrats and their propagandists in the media are over the moon about Noem's departure leaves me more than a wee bit disappointed. Have a great Weekend!
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- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- “Khamenei’s son [Mojtaba Khamenei] is a lightweight.”
Trump: ‘I Have to be Involved in the Appointment’ of Iran’s Next Leader
- He didn't stand a chance.
How Israel Tracked Ayatollah Khamenei
- Israel delivered one of the most dramatic and accurate military strikes in modern Middle East history when a precision ballistic missile killed Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Talk about warheads on foreheads!
How Israel’s Blue Sparrow Strike Flew Through Space and Caught Iran Off Guard - Sri Lanka (Ceylon) has assumed control of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ship (IRIS) Bushehr, a fleet supply ship (oiler). Sri Lanka has sent craft to receive the 1970s-era ship within its territorial waters and, per local media, has taken off 208 officers and men, who are to be sent ashore. The ship will now be taken by the Sri Lankans to Trincomalee for internment for the duration of hostilities.
Iranian Warship Surrenders to Sri Lankans, First Time Ship Interned By Neutral Nation Since Second World War
- President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan declared on Thursday that his country would use “the full might of our ‘Iron Fist'” against the terrorist regime in Iran after drones flying in from Iran struck an airport and near a school building in the Caucasus nation.
Azerbaijan Vows ‘Iron First’ Against Enemies After Suspected Iran Bombing - It's not always Iraq. And pretending that it is, is ignorant.
Regime Change Vs. Regime Replacement: Lessons From History
- No one wants another war, but Biden proved appeasement doesn't work. (It wasn't appeasement so much as it was COLLUSION. Biden, i.e. OBAMA wanted Iran to get nukes and become the dominant power in the region. Even if it meant, and really wanting the destruction of Israel - jjs)
Why Trump Took on Iran - As the Operation Roaring Lion enters its sixth day, the Israeli Air Force has destroyed more than 300 ballistic missile launchers across Iran.
IDF Orders Mass Evacuation of Hezbollah Stronghold in Beirut Ahead of Strike
- "We're not just hitting what they have," Cooper said. "We're destroying their ability to rebuild. And so as we transition to the next phase of this operation, we will systematically dismantle Iran's missile production capability for the future, and that's absolutely in progress."
Iranian Ballistic Missile Fire Down 90 Percent Since Start of Operation Epic Fury, Pentagon Says - Prediction: This war will end with Iran’s mullahs still in control. (At least, the ones that haven’t been killed yet.) Because it has to: We’re hoping the Iranian civilians will rise up and overthrow the government, but they can’t do that until the bombing stops. Which means that immediately after America and Israel conclude their air strikes, Iran will claim victory because it’s still standing.
Iran’s Strategy to Defeat America, Shatter the MAGA Movement, and End Trump’s Presidency
- I’m confident it’s going to be the same in Iran. Unlike Iraq and Afghanistan, where stupid people like me believed you could turn 7th-century goat herders and religious fanatics into Thomas Jefferson, Trump’s stated goals in Iran are clear: Annihilate Iran’s rocket, missile, and ballistic missile capabilities. Destroy their nuclear program. Remove any leader who does not accept this or who continues to fund terrorism outside of Iran. The Trump Doctrine is that you state your objective, achieve your objectives, and then you declare victory and get out.
Trump Doctrine of ‘Declare Victory and Leave’ Goes Back to 2007
- Iran is often looked at in terms of terrorism. But economically, the mullah regime has cost us billions, too.
47 Years of Economic War: Epic Fury at Iran’s Assault on America
- Fred Fleitz: As Iran unleashes missiles and drones across the Middle East while racing to build a protective “missile shield” for its nuclear ambitions, Operation Epic Fury may have come just in time.
Iran’s Surging Missile ‘Shield’: The Best Justification for Attacking Iran Now
- Perhaps we forgot what it’s like when politicians act on their promises. Perhaps our enemies forgot as well.
Douglas Murray: Unlike past presidents, Trump kept and delivered his promise to eliminate our enemies
- Neutralizing the military infrastructure of a deadly regime.
Operation Epic Fury’s Goals
- From Iran's perspective, this is an existential conflict. The revolutionary government in Iran intends to destroy Israel, slaughter Jews worldwide, and, in its leaders' more fevered dreams, conquer the globe. The war it began 47 years ago ultimately is a war of annihilation.
What It Means To Achieve Victory in Iran* * * * * - If the United States Senate can figure out who’s responsible for all these unfortunate wars over the last couple of decades, somebody’s really gonna hear about it.
Senate Debate On Iran War Turns Into Senile Men Shouting At Sky
- Those who support our enemies are enemies, too.
‘Death to America’ Democrats Don’t Belong Here CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - The incident happened in Ann Arbor when two employees at the shop told Jacob Lindemyer and his wife Erika they had to leave because his hoodie said “Trump 2024 – Take America Back,” Fox 2 reported Wednesday.
VIDEO — ‘Better Watch Your Back’: Trump Supporter Refused Service at Michigan Smoothie King Says Family Is Being Threatened
- Abdul Jalloh, an illegal alien from Sierra Leone, allegedly stabbed to death Stephanie Minter, 41, at a Virginia bus stop. He entered the U.S. in 2012.
Virginia Lt. Gov.’s Bodyguard Pushes Reporter Who Asked About Illegal Alien Accused of Murder "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at “Homeland.”
Kristi Noem Out: Trump Picks Sen. Markwayne Mullin as Replacement
- The announcement follows two Congressional oversight hearings Tuesday and Wednesday where lawmakers grilled Noem on her job overseeing the Department. Two fatal shootings in Minnesota following the DHS’ Operation Metro Surge and an alleged affair with her top aide have led members of Congress to scrutinize Noem’s leadership.
Trump Reveals Sen. Markwayne Mullin Will Replace Fired Kristi Noem At DHS
- The official allegedly said: “Kristi’s drama sadly overshadowed and distracted from the Administration’s extremely popular immigration agenda, which will continue full force.”
Kristi Noem Out as Homeland Security Secretary; Sen. Markwayne Mullin Tapped to Take Her Place
- "We all work by the grace of somebody.”
Minutes After Trump Replaced Her, Noem Highlights Key Point About Her Work THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - : Over $250 million in taxpayer funds were allegedly stolen, with dozens charged in the fraud scheme.
Fraud: Judge Accuses Walz of Lying About Order to Fund Scandal-Hit ‘Feeding Our Future’ Org.
- In Maryland, for instance, federal authorities moved in to shut down three India-based call centers that were making cold calls to U.S. seniors to sell fraudulent gold bars. The scammers reportedly stole upwards of $50 million from more than 600 victims in the U.S. through wire transfer, cryptocurrency, and gold bar schemes, ABC News reported
FBI Cracks Down on Indian Migrant ‘Gold Bar’ Scam Targeting Seniors
- Lankford is introducing The Stop Unemployment Fraud Act to reform the joint federal-state Unemployment Insurance (UI) program following the hundreds of billions in fraudulent unemployment payments made during the height of the layoffs during the COVID-19 pandemic. The bill would strengthen the program and ensure only those eligible and in need would be able to benefit from the system. (RELATED: EXCLUSIVE: Whip Emmer Says Blue States Are ‘On Notice’ In Trump’s War On Fraud)
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. James Lankford Goes For Jugular Of $100,000,000,000 In Blue State Unemployment Fraud DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - Col. Allen West: One judge. One ruling. The will of Texas voters overturned.
When Judges Override the People WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - All efforts to stop it have been shut down as “Islamophobic.”
How Did the Muslim Brotherhood Advance This Far?
- Israel has been shrinking while Islam has been growing.
The Big Lie of “Greater Israel”
- There are only two possible and mutually exclusive options.
Can The Quran Affirm The Bible Without Contradicting Itself?
- Instead of their Jew-hating tormentors.
Elderly Jewish Ladies Booted Out of Spanish Museum (Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition . . . to return. Feh - jjs)
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY - “But the issue of Bibi is interesting because he’s got his own domestic issues. He’s trying to stay out of jail.”
Newsom Repeats Slur Israel is an ‘Apartheid State’ in Blatant Attempt to Appeal to Dem Base - One meme that caught Corinne Goldman's eye mocked the slogan 'Jews for Palestine' as 'chickens for KFC'
Levi Strauss Heir Dan Goldman Distances Himself From Pro-Israel Wife Who ‘Liked’ Social Media Post From ‘God Bless Donald Trump’
- Our moral betters, our moral superiors, those who sneer at us for our support of someone as “uncouth” as Donald Trump; those who have lectured us for a decade about how they are the virtuous, tolerant, and empathetic ones… These very same people are suddenly okay with supporting and defending a guy who sported a Nazi tattoo for 18 years.
Bulwark, Matt Yglesias Embrace Graham ‘Nazi Tattoo’ Platner
- American Priorities PAC has said it will capitalize on the growing anti-Israel sentiment sweeping the Dem base
Mamdani Donor Attack on Democrat Incumbent Fails THE ECONOMY, STUPID - When the dust settled, the annualized productivity growth rate for the entire current business cycle — dating from the fourth quarter of 2019 — was revised up from 2.0 percent to 2.2 percent. That matches the long-run average going back to 1947, and far exceeds the 1.5 percent rate of the sluggish 2007-to-2019 cycle that spawned a decade of productivity pessimism.
America’s Productivity Boom Is Getting Hard To Ignore CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - A Satanic cultist who killed his parents in a plot to assassinate President Donald Trump was sentenced Thursday to two life sentences without the possibility of parole. Nikita Casap, 18, confessed to the murders in January after authorities found him living with his parents’ corpses in their Wisconsin home, court records show. Law enforcement also found materials detailing his descent into nihilistic ideology, terrorist plots and discussions with unidentified individuals who egged him on — a spiral that ultimately led a Waukesha County court to lock him up permanently.
Court Sentences Teen Who Killed Parents In Deranged Trump Assassination Plot
- This guy is playing the race card because the left handed it to him and told him he’s a victim.
Father of 12-Year-Old Rape Suspect Says Son Shouldn't Face Prison Time Because He's Black
- But critics object, equating lawlessness with free speech.
States Take Steps to Fight Civil Terrorism
- Does it ever seem like certain types of crimes get ignored or played down by legacy media? As humorist David Burge (Iowahawk) famously stated, “journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.” We aim to correct this by bringing you the crime stories the media hate to cover in our new daily feature...
American Crime Blotter: 3/5/26 RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - Unless Governor Kathy Hochul can change course, the 2019 Climate Act’s unrealistic targets threaten the grid’s reliability.
New York, Get Ready for Higher Energy Bills and Rolling Blackouts EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - The school labeled his remarks a “major incident”.
Maine Eighth Grader Suspended for Private Comments about Trans Investigation
- Trump’s EOs and the Supreme Court make DEI illegal—but colleges keep rebranding it to dodge the law.
Bad Faith Noncompliance: Virginia Schools Flout Supreme Court and Trump with DEI ‘Rebrand’
- More than 2 in 3 schools (68 percent) are performing worse in both math and reading than they did before the Covid panic.
Another Study Shows How Covid Learning Losses Are Still Hurting Students THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - The House on Wednesday approved the Tribal Trust Land Homeownership Act, with 176 Republicans voting in favor — just a week after some GOP House members reportedly drew battle lines over blocking Senate priorities. President Donald Trump has been pushing Congress to pass the SAVE America Act for weeks in a bid to advance the GOP’s election integrity agenda. (RELATED: Senate Republicans Have The Power To Force Democrats To Filibuster Voter ID — So Why Don’t They?)
House GOP Seemingly Relents In SAVE Act Standoff With Senate
- GOP commentators expressed disappointment at Paxton’s offer, but he actually appears to be calling the bluff of those who expect him to stand aside for Cornyn, demanding they advance President Donald J. Trump’s agenda if they want to keep their Republican-in-name-only (RINO) colleague in post.
Ken Paxton’s Genius Move Turning the Texas Primary Into a Referendum on the SAVE Act and the Future of America’s Elections.
- The North Carolina Republican primary for state Senate District 26 is currently separated by two votes.
North Carolina’s Two-Vote Race Is Exactly Why The SAVE Act Is So Necessary
- Unless the President and Republican leaders become strong men on immigration and the SAVE Act, we are in for some very bad times.
Weak Men And Hard Times: The SAVE Act As A Tipping Point BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS - The DOJ’s failure to act against Biden or his aides marks another setback for Bondi, who has already failed to act hold the likes of former Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James to account.
Pam Bondi Ends Investigation into Biden’s Autopen Usage. DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - The Kennedy heir closed his remarks with a quote from the Broadway musical 'Hamilton' that he attributed to 'our Founding Father'
FLASHBACK: Schumer Taps Jack Schlossberg to America250 Commission
- From arguing ‘God is nonbinary’ to ‘grieving’ over protecting the unborn, it’s clear Talarico is a leftist lab experiment gone wrong. (Testube marked 'failure' - jjs)
17 Times James Talarico Made Us Wonder If He Was Created In A Lab
- Gonzales is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee and faces calls to step down, while continuing his campaign for re-election.
Congressman Confirms Affair With Staffer Who Later Burned Herself to Death. POLITICS - Those who constantly point the finger of calumny at Trump point three fingers back at themselves.
Will Never-Trumpers Ever Admit They Were Wrong? - A May 2025 clip of Carville telling Omar to leave the Democrat Party on his “Politics War Room” podcast resurfaced and went viral on Feb. 25. Host Stephen A. Smith asked the Democrat strategist on his show to explain what prompted him to push Omar to depart from his party.
James Carville Slams BRO-FO Omar Over ‘Stupid’ Rhetoric
- 16 months after Kamala Harris cackled her way into a loss against President Donald Trump, the Democratic Party seems to have realized its candidates need an image makeover to get voters to forget what their team actually believes. The name of the game is acting normal and talking like a moderate. For Democrats, that’s a stretch.
Texas Democrat James Talarico’s ‘moderate’ act exposes his party’s new scam
- The 36-year-old nominee is described as a “rising star” in Democrat politics and was seen the more moderate and electable choice for the party, given Crockett’s reputation as an outrageous and theatrical Democrat firebrand. But newly uncovered past tweets exposing Talarico’s bizarre woke views make the 44-year-old Crockett seems like an elder stateswoman in comparison.
‘He’s Toast’: Texas Democrat James Talarico’s Old Tweets Come Back to Haunt Him (Beatification to Beto-fication - jjs)
- Endorsing John Cornyn, the Senate’s leading RINO, would be disloyal to Texas’ loyal conservative base — and to himself.
Trump Despises RINOs. So Why Is He Reportedly About To Endorse One Of The Swamp’s Biggest?
- What I learned
Two Decades in the Swamp
- There are no moderates among elected Democrats. (because their policies and beliefs, like Islam, are antithetical to morality, sanity and civilization - jjs)
They Can’t Give It Up THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - The incident highlights the escalating tensions between Ukraine and Hungary, with Zelensky accused of imposing an “oil blockade” on Hungary and Orban threatening to block tens of billions of dollars in EU aid for Ukraine in return.
Zelensky Threatens to Give Orban’s Address to Ukrainian Military.
- Short version: Putin is stirring up ethnic crap in western Ukraine to distract from the ethnic crap he’s stirring up in eastern Ukraine, and he’s being aided in his efforts by pro-Moscow forces in Budapest and by ethnic Rusyns overseas. Put into an even broader context, we now have two ostensible NATO allies — Hungary and Turkey — working at cross purposes to Western interests. Putin doesn’t have to blow up NATO to get what he wants; the edges of the alliance are fraying all on their own. NATO is turning into a giant new Sub-Carpathian Ruthenia — it just doesn’t know it yet.
The Weirdest Thing Just Happened in Ukraine... Again FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - And yes, while China is a net importer of oil and natural gas — and yugely so — the Communist nation exports refined products including gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, and marine bunker fuel, largely to Southeast Asian, South Pacific, and African nations. But not as of today.
EPIC FURY: Trump's Play to Starve the Dragon?
- The conference highlighted the U.S.’s commitment to using military power to protect the homeland and emphasized the importance of regional cooperation against cartels.
EXC: War Department Declares ‘The Western Hemisphere is Ours,’ Sets Out New ‘Donroe Doctrine.’
- U.S. actions in Venezuela have intensified pressure on Cuba, leading to severe economic instability.
Trump Says ‘Cuba’s Going to Fall,’ Mulls ‘Friendly Takeover.’
- The "special" job is, of course, taking over Cuba (last week, Trump called it a "friendly takeover"). The president implied during his speech that it would happen in a couple of weeks, but he said we need to get Iran under control first. But Trump was adamant, as he has been for weeks, that Cuba will fall. Of the regime, he said, "They want to make a deal so badly. You have no idea."
Trump to Rubio: Here's Your Next Project - The Americas Counter Cartel Conference Joint Security Declaration aims to ‘expand multilateral and bilateral cooperation’ in the hemisphere to combat narcoterrorism and other security threats.
Hegseth Partners With 17 Countries To Fight Narcoterrorists In Western Hemisphere
- Somali officials are allegedly linked to a network trafficking terrorists, fraud and children into the U.S. and Western nations, according to confidential reports exclusively shared with the Daily Caller by a Somali lawmaker.
EXCLUSIVE: Somali Lawmaker Shares How US Pays The Price Of Somali Terror And Trafficking - One thing unites the three great powers: all stand in increasingly strained relations with Brussels and the leading capitals of the European Union.
Fresh Troubles for the EU ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Echinus Geyser, the largest acidic geyser on Earth, has erupted again for the first time since 2020.
Dormant Geyser Reawakens in Yellowstone With a Dazzling Show, Supervolcano Speculation
- This result is actually disappointing, in that an impact of this asteroid, estimated to be about 200 feet in diameter, would have not only been spectacular, but would have been scientifically useful. ... The impact would have also eliminated the chance this asteroid might hit the Earth in the future.
New Webb data says asteroid 2024 YR4 will miss the Moon in 2032
- ...these results add weight to the need for developing interplanetary spaceships with some sort of artificial gravity.
Does weightlessness cause blood clots? FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - He refused to use transgender pronouns – now the school district is going to pay a $650,000 settlement to end the lawsuit.
Teacher Wins $650K Settlement After Refusing To Use ‘Preferred Pronouns’
- International Women’s Day (IWD) on March 8 is touted as a global celebration of the social, economic, cultural, and political achievements of women. However, this year’s celebration is also providing a worldwide platform from which gender ideologues hope to promote their efforts to recognize men who say they identify as women as actual women through official themes and a number of trans-inclusive events worldwide. Make that make sense.
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The Camp of the Living Dead
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- Above all, however, this history does illustrate what Washington himself believed, that God himself was on his side, that “the same bountiful Providence, which has relieved us in a variety of difficulties before, will enable us to emerge from them ultimately and crown our struggles
with success.” Tuchman illustrates the almost miraculous confluence of events that made
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 07:31 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)
Oh right. The articles. Back in a moment.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS)
Genesis 12:3
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2026 07:33 AM (zEajA)
Posted by: clarence at March 06, 2026 07:33 AM (lBwkW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: clarence at March 06, 2026 07:33 AM (lBwkW)
You have Clearance Clarence...!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Supreme Leader at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 07:35 AM (hY+PL)
Democrats: "It's your fault for wearing something that was so threatening!"
Also Democrats: "You can't blame a woman for assault just because of how she was dressed!"
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:36 AM (+4yJ5)
Jerry Nadler is second runner up.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:36 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Space 1999 at March 06, 2026 07:39 AM (vFG9F)
Unless this legislation cuts off federal funds for states who do not police the system, I anticipate that this will accomplish nothing, even if it were to be enacted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)
I had forgotten that!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)
These people need to be fired until they get the hint to leave normal people alone.
Oh, and they need to stop grooming kids. I don't care if it's a beautiful lifestyle choice.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:41 AM (+4yJ5)
https://tinyurl.com/ymkkfncp
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 07:35 AM (hY+PL)
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"IT'S A TRAP!"
https://tinyurl.com/4522pe7e
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 07:43 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)
And on and on and on...
*cues up "Bits and Pieces" by the Dave Clark Five*
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:38 AM (XuXeR)
Dem bones dem bones . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)
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Posted by: man
They can't reproduce so they have to recruit.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:44 AM (+4yJ5)
DENVER — The City and County of Denver will give 34 yearling bison to American Indian tribes, on Friday, March 6.
The transfer is part of an ongoing effort to return the animals to their native homes and support conservation efforts on tribal land. The bison are part of the herd you see at Genesee Park along I-70.
Sidenote: our queer governor's partner in sodomy- sorry, 'husband'- is an animals rights fetishist, so it's plausible he has a hand in this
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Inogame at March 06, 2026 07:45 AM (fcoLq)
Exactly so. I'm always a bit surprised that so many teachers are single, childless women...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)
Also noting this auspicious occasion, the anniversary of your birth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:46 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (XuXeR)
The transfer is part of an ongoing effort to return the animals to their native homes and support conservation efforts on tribal land. The bison are part of the herd you see at Genesee Park along I-70.
How soon before the indians sell the bison to a meat packer and use the money for booze?
Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson, Indian Fighter at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (D1j1g)
Sure would be nice if the article had given a brief description of what that act did and why Thune wants it so much. Seems pretty reasonable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (+nEug)
Ewwww.
Oh, you meant "hand in the project". Whew.
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (XuXeR)
My friend, sadly now of blessed memory, used to tell me the moment he decided not to become a veterinarian, when he had to shove his arm up a cow's ass to remove some sort of obstruction. At the point he quit and became an artist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (MIIRH)
Doctor Pol seems to do that about once per episode. I think he rather enjoys it.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (Y1sOo)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson, Indian Fighter at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (D1j1g)
It's Denver. It's going to be weed.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
Damn Bondi! Who cares if they can find no evidence that laws were broken. I want a armed raid, I want people in perp walks, I want mug shots. Even if it's got no legal basis.
Did I do that right?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:53 AM (+nEug)
So, Hunter Biden style?
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: clarence at March 06, 2026 07:54 AM (lBwkW)
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that's the complete headline, if one were being honest
has she had any high profile take-downs yet?
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 07:55 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)
@infantrydort
You know what’s more “dishonorable” than ambushing someone in war?
Losing.
4:50 AM · Mar 5, 2026
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 07:55 AM (WIlc2)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 06, 2026 07:56 AM (h/O4U)
So, Hunter Biden style?
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)
No an actual artist. Not a criminal drug addict mutant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:56 AM (x0n13)
Our maintenance Test pilot was named Roger. He had fun with that on the intercom.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:56 AM (15vO0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 07:57 AM (afKoR)
Did I do that right?
No...you forgot the frog march across the front lawn in front of CNN's cameras at zero dark thirty.
Leave it to the professionals like us.
Posted by: Merrick Garland, SS Gruppenfuhrer and closeted homosexual at March 06, 2026 07:57 AM (D1j1g)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 06, 2026 07:57 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Joe From Rehoboth Beach at March 06, 2026 07:58 AM (oftw2)
Two thumbs up!
Posted by: Karen with a bowl cut at March 06, 2026 07:59 AM (vFG9F)
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
… i look forward to the “gas station scene”
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:02 AM (WIlc2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)
The "abundance" idea of leftism was made popular by Ezra Klein . Now Gavin the Pretty has taken it as his mantra. A chicken in every pot. And the five year plan will be accomplished in four years
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 08:03 AM (/C62k)
Posted by: Supreme Leader at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (vFG9F)
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Like this guy?
https://tinyurl.com/mvmzaf7m
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 08:03 AM (hY+PL)
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Sarah Palin had a sexy secretary thing going on
IMO
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)
Trump: ‘I Have to be Involved in the Appointment’ of Iran’s Next Leader
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I'm no foreign policy expert, but wouldn't it stand to reason that any Khamenei, or anyone still associated with that regime, would just be a changing of the guard and business as usual once the dust settles? Here again, I know nothing, but unless the country is given back to the people in whatever fashion they legitimately determine, it's not going to change anything. The same ideological maniacs will still be running things and in enough time, they'll be back to business as usual. But as I reiterate, I know nothing...
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (uA11f)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (LOZbR)
Sometimes it's job performance, and sometimes it's the other shit you do in the job.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)
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Any mooseum exhibits?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (NGAfI)
*Hands Johnny a sawbuck*
Noam will enhance security of the Americas by calling a stupid commie leader a dog and reach into her purse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:06 AM (+nEug)
My only beef was with the glamour girl look
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:07 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)
If the Mullahs aren't completely driven out of power, what was even the point?
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:07 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 08:08 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:05 AM (YCxFk)
Hopefully he'll remain in office until January rather than weakening the GOP majority further.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 08:09 AM (M9gjJ)
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
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I'm still actually marveling she asked that question. It's so bad, I can't read it without laughing. Worst part is, I can't make up my mind who sounds more ridiculous, Couric for asking that stupid question, or his answer. Both of them are unserious morons.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 08:10 AM (/C62k)
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That's exactly where I'm at.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 08:10 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:11 AM (uA11f)
but such a transition will likely be a huge and complicated undertaking
they could take cues from pre-1979 Iran
they might want a new constitution
I would suggest legalizing private ownership of firearms as one of a set of bullet points
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:11 AM (ZxPkt)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
We are a nation with 911 on speed-dial, microwave dinners, fast food, the desire for fast transportation. Some events take time and a shit-ton of explosives to resolve.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:12 AM (+nEug)
I hope I didn't encourage any optimistic expectations.
Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at March 06, 2026 08:12 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026
***
Reminds me of all those "assisting a cow to give birth" scenes in All Creatures Great and Small . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 08:13 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:13 AM (uA11f)
_______
He's obviously not the product of heterosexual mating.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2026 08:14 AM (AlhUl)
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Hoping and praying, Ben Had!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)
Maine Eighth Grader Suspended for Private Comments about Trans Investigation
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This is an unbelievable story, and the community needs to look hard at the people running its schools.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:14 AM (Ast+i)
good times, good times
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)
Yeah, I live a tough life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9)
" The support goes from positive to negative to downright hostile. People just want to be told it's over"
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:15 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 06, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 08:15 AM (15vO0)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)
The most ridiculous part is that there are actually people out there who want to see that kind of slop.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:15 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:11 AM (uA11f)
It's a comedy movie. I found it amusing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)
Depends. If said donut is big enough, why not both?
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vast Wasteland at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (oftw2)
x.com/AnnieGrayerCNN/status/
2029883721629761654
I hope ace gives us an update in the style and form we all enjoy.
Posted by: banana Dream - yeah I know it's not happening, but funny! at March 06, 2026 08:17 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt)
This. Besides, can't you find a decent beignet?
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)
Everything he did after "Bonanza" was crap.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 08:18 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)
I had forgotten that!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)
That's one I'll never forget. Israel ain't Iran. If we flew interdiction against them, there *would* be heavy American losses. We'd win in the end, but not without paying a price. The idea of American and Israelis slaughtering each other so Valerie Jarrett could protect her precious mullahs sickened me at a bone-deep level.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:18 AM (BI5O2)
That Newsome answer reminds me of a Bob Newhart episode where a very handsome guy, Emily's new tennis instructor, comes to see him about his "problem."
Tennis guy: Bob, you have no idea what it's like to be incredibly good looking.
Bob: No, I suppose I don't. (to much audience laughter)
Difference is, the guy was very good looking. Newsome is average looking at best. A Cracker Barrel 6.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)
Eat the donut now the. have the pizza for breakfast! EZ-peasey
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (15vO0)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (EtnSa)
but unless the country is given back to the people in whatever fashion they legitimately determine, it's not going to change anything.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:04 AM
we hear of the Iranians dancing in the streets celebrating the topple of Khomeini's regime
"yearning to be free" to coin a phrase
want to help them take their country back? arm them
a couple of containers of chicom milsurp SKS rifles & a flaming metric siht-tonne of 7.62x39 will go a long way towards eliminating the islamic theocracy for good (if that's what they really want)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (tljrc)
Thanks. And how does it relate to Katie Couric's girl fan question and Newsom's self aggrandizing stupid response? There is an equally clueless news person and politician in the movie?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (uA11f)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 06, 2026 07:56 AM (h/O4U)
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I hope so!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (Ast+i)
"Are they over here? *points at map*"
"Dah"
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 08:20 AM (+4yJ5)
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she should just bury her face in his lap and get it over with
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 08:16 AM (vFG9F)
People that eat half donuts and leave half in the box at work are all serial killers. true fact
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:20 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:20 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:20 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:21 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: He-Man Woman Hater's Club #23 at March 06, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)
People "who"...
And yes. Hang out in an office full of women with a tray of donuts nearby. All of the poor donuts will be torn into pieces w/in minutes. So sad.
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)
Note that Iran is only hitting fixed targets like buildings, radar sites. They would love to hit a USN carrier, but even if told where it was, they can not.
For mobility reasons i.e. time to get info to the launch crews but the carrier has moved, plus they do not have the right missiles for that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
x.com/AnnieGrayerCNN/status/
2029883721629761654
I hope ace gives us an update in the style and form we all enjoy.
Posted by: banana Dream - yeah I know it's not happening, but funny! at March 06, 2026 08:17 AM (3uBP9)
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Here is a tinyurl link for the one given
https://tinyurl.com/3caa98ds
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:23 AM (Ast+i)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:07 AM (wa/yD)
That bloodthirsty Communist whore Delcy is in charge of VZ, but not giving us any trouble.
A compliant set of mullahs would be fine. No nuking up, no sponsoring terror, and China gets their oil at market rates once they demonstrate compliance and we lift the sanctions. No more bargains for them.
It's not the optimal answer, and it would blow for the Iranians - but it would be an acceptable outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TJM, Notwithstanding at March 06, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)
- Because no crimes were found to have been broken by Biden or his aides.
- Presumably because a DC grand jury, whose deliberations are secret, refused to indict.
- Ditto.
But, sure, if only the AG had a huge swinging cock and was gunning down Democrats in the street... then everything would be better.
If only Bondi flouted the law like Garland - who had the bureaucracy and judiciary in his corner... then everything would be better.
Blah, blah, blah. The shit that's happening has been pointed out. The hurdles she's trying to overcome have been pointed out. Maybe if she had bigger tits she'd get more support.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)
Optics. She did well. You had your chance to leave the country when the lovely ICE Barbie asked you to. The MMA guy might not be as accomodating. (Of course, with us pounding the cartels, they may have a real country to go home to.)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (zHdFR)
"The buildings destroyed so far make up an infinitesimal percentage of all the buildings in Iran. We've protected so many more buildings than they've managed to destroy - we really won!"
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (xY6Tn)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:27 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 08:27 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Joe at March 06, 2026 08:27 AM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (Y1sOo)
"... the claim that pro-Israel and anti-Hamas accounts were being paid $7,000 was just projection and made up lies by people who actually have been given $7,000 by bad actors.
FEC records reveal that @RepThomasMassie, who has been spreading the lie that pro- Israel accounts are paid $7,000 per post, has actually been receiving donations of $7,000 from Muslim donors.
This explains why Massie appears to be pro-Iran and why he wants to limit President Trump’s ability to carry out strikes in Iran.
Another purveyor of the $7,000 lie used to attack Jews is @tparsi Trita Parsi, the founder of NIAC, and the founder of the Quincy Institute, who keeps appearing on @Bannons_WarRoom."
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (DgMqy)
But instead he just gave her the answer Zoolander would have given.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Dick Hertz at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
We are going to have our civilization back one way or the other. Your feelings mean nothing.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 08:29 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: one hour sober"
How come I never got a day?
Posted by: The Maine at March 06, 2026 08:29 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC)
We do the same for Ukraine. Can't complain when the shoe is on the other foot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)
I'd rather watch Paula Prentiss as directed by Otto. Thnx.
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:30 AM (XuXeR)
People "who"...
>Or rookie cops who will never make it in law enforcement.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 08:30 AM (M9gjJ)
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Thanks, I had totally forgot about the Alamo.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (Y1sOo)
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I never remember.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:30 AM (3uBP9)
Yet a big CNN spread on the strikes take this attitude:
"scenes of chaos and panic as residents jammed roads trying to flee the area".
Posted by: Rip N Read at March 06, 2026 08:31 AM (fr4zq)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)
This explains why Massie appears to be pro-Iran and why he wants to limit President Trump’s ability to carry out strikes in Iran.
Another purveyor of the $7,000 lie used to attack Jews is @tparsi Trita Parsi, the founder of NIAC, and the founder of the Quincy Institute, who keeps appearing on @Bannons_WarRoom."
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (GD0B3)
Now we know why he randomly picked the $7K number...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 08:32 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Zombie Aaron Chwatt at March 06, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)
Shoutout to Mossad.
When high-ranking Iranian officials close to the supreme leader went to the dentist or doctor, they ended up with a Mossad agent; if they got their molars fixed or had an endoscopy done, they’d insert nano-trackers into them.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)
Obscure reference FTW!
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:19 AM (uA11f)
No, it's about male models and a plot to kill a foreign leader by the fashion industry. The 'joke' is that the models are "ridiculously good looking" and so overwhelmingly stupid that you're surprised they can breath unassisted.
It's a fundamentally stupid movie but I enjoyed it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:33 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:34 AM (Wmg4n)
I think Noem was fired in much the same way Bovino was fired. After the shootings in MN, it was reported Trump was firing Bovino. In reality he moved back to his previous role in California but that didn't get many headlines.
Tomorrow, the first meeting of Shield is being held in Miami. Attending will be Latin American leaders like Bukele and Miele, Marco, Hegseth, Trump and Noem. In my experience fired people don't get a big new job and a high profile meeting with the boss.
I think Noem was becoming too much of the story in her current role, some her fault some not, and Trump thought it was time for a new leader with less baggage but he still wanted Noem on his team in a different role where the scrutiny would be different.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 08:34 AM (viF8m)
It's not the optimal answer, and it would blow for the Iranians - but it would be an acceptable outcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)
The Twelver brand of Shi'ism can't be compliant, as their very religion demands they bring about the eschaton so that the 12th Imam can return.
Nor am I sure that allowing them to continue selling to China does enough to stop them from conquering Taiwan.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:34 AM (wa/yD)
==
ugh, are they stupid enough to get this involved ?
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 08:36 AM (M9gjJ)
Thanks. I'll have to look for that movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:36 AM (xY6Tn)
but such a transition will likely be a huge and complicated undertaking
they could take cues from pre-1979 Iran
they might want a new constitution
I would suggest legalizing private ownership of firearms as one of a set of bullet points
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:11 AM (ZxPkt)
One of the critical jobs, maybe the most critical job, of a truly new, non-secular Iranian government is preventing sizable counter-revolution forces from surviving.
I'll bet everything I have the IRGC is already implementing counter-revolution plans. IRGC must have a number of hideouts for after a regime catastrophe of some sort, prepared and stocked in remote corners of the country. Mossad and the CIA likely know the locations. Or will find out. But it seems to me some sort of Tora Bora infantry forces search and destroy effort will be needed. To minimize if not quickly stop counter-revolution forces forming and recruiting in the boonies, a lot of executions may be necessary. Messy business ahead. Necessary business in my opinion.
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2026 08:36 AM (5rh/l)
I didn't even know you could do that. Nice job by the captain.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 08:36 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: man
Her sister Ann spent the last 13 years of her life in California State Prison.
Posted by: Richard Benjamin at March 06, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 06, 2026 08:32 AM (tOcjL)
all of them were harping the 7k nonsense, a few cretinous drive-bys here repeated this canard; so stupid
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:37 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)
Which is funny because Zoolander was borderline retarded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: He-Man Woman Hater's Club #23 at March 06, 2026 08:22 AM (oftw2)
Two names for you- Don Scott and Louise Lucas. One is a convicted drug dealer and the other is the East Coast Maxine Waters. Oh, and they are also the leaders of the Virginia General Assembly. They tell the white bitch how things gonna go.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 06, 2026 08:37 AM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 08:38 AM (/C62k)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:38 AM (YCxFk)
China has about a 40 day reserve on oil. They are saving (conserving by not manufacturing) as much as they can now to keep it that long. So the Chinese economy has already been hurt. Paying market price for oil will hurt China even more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:38 AM (RHGPo)
How does Noem get blamed for that?
Gotta take that up with HHS and DOJ.
Posted by: AB at March 06, 2026 08:39 AM (ArLSQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)
=========================
To give a Zoolander-level answer is the best criticism of the day!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:39 AM (2X9hl)
@JonathanTurley
Virginia Democrats have not wasted time in moving the state to the far left after taking control with Gov. Spanberger. A new bill requires teachers to describe Jan. 6th as "an insurrection" and bar descriptions of peaceful protests or election fraud.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:39 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:33 AM (GD0B3)
-
So I called the 1-800 number and some guy tried to sell me aluminum siding.
Maybe I misdialed.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NGAfI)
30 miles outside of Chicago in either direction, is just as conservative as Wyoming. Great farm land and people
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:40 AM (YCxFk)
Good morning. This is a known problem called rolling up the stay-behind network.
It will not work with allied air superiority, a hostile population, and working cell phones.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:41 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (YCxFk)
****
How many claims were there, in total?
Posted by: clarence at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (lBwkW)
Famous port where the Pan Am Clipper stopped on it's way 'round the world...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)
*****
They have and they are.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
"Saeed Khatibzadeh, Iran's Deputy Foreign Minister:
Trump is asking for change in the leadership of Iran… he cannot even appoint the Mayor of New York..."
Is he saying the Iranian mullahs appointed Mumdani, the current aytaollah "mayor" of NY? Is that why he keeps appearing with assorted jihadis, and going to their mosques .. hmmm.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
can you post the source this info came from ?
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:43 AM (RHGPo)
It's odd that Trump is offering the IRGC total immunity if they lay down their arms. Immunity. Are WE the interim government? (cue Marco Rubio in a Shah uniform)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 08:44 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)
*****
They have and they are.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)
And we can't say boo about it. If we say that this is tantamount to an act of war by Russia then they can say, truthfully, that we've been at war since we did the exact same thing for Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (GPa4z)
@JonathanTurley
Virginia Democrats have not wasted time in moving the state to the far left after taking control with Gov. Spanberger. A new bill requires teachers to describe Jan. 6th as "an insurrection" and bar descriptions of peaceful protests or election fraud.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:39 AM (RHGPo)
And they know their redistricting is being looked at negatively, so there is a whole campaign going on out there where the word bipartisan is said a lot, but nothing about it being ostensibly ignored. It’s awful what is happening to that state - I wish they could send NoVa to MD or DC.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (Wmg4n)
Oh noes... all numbers must always go up. UP, I tell you! Goose the numbers, your purchasing power be damned!!!
UP UP UP!
/your betters
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Naked Brian Stelter at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (iNlZ7)
Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (XOmY9)
NYC First Lady Rama Duwaji showed support for far-left orgs applauding Hamas rampage.."
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)
But they still put the candy eyes on first. And it looks like a donut with a ball gag and I can't unsee it. I sometimes get the ball gag donut first just to put it out of its misery. But then I thought, what if it's an S&M donut and I'm just feeding in to its whole fetish? What does that make me?
Way too much to think about in the AM.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:45 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
It appears that Lieu knew or suspected that the source of the allegation was unhinged or unreliable because he later re-posted only two of the three pages of the statement to the FBI. The third page included other bizarre claims about the Oklahoma City Bombing and a drunk Hillary Clinton.
.. Rep Lieu seems hell bent to be the replacement for Schiff in the House
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:46 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
Let's see if it is true first. Before debating it.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 08:46 AM (/C62k)
At the same time, the unemployment rate edged higher to 4.4% as jobs declined across key areas.
======================
28,000 of that number was due to a strike at Kaiser Permanente that is now resolved, so that will flip in the next report.
Another large decline came at the federal government
In February, federal government employment continued to decline (-10,000). Since reaching a
peak in October 2024, federal government employment is down by 330,000, or 11.0 percent.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:46 AM (6NeQ2)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (GD0B3)
I'd say "Probably not", but he is a Twelver, which is the Iranian brand of Shi'a...
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (wa/yD)
Well, you see, it's a news story. About a "report". That may have come from a source about the "report". The report, BTW, is absolutely certain that there is a "report".
So there. Happy?
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
All attempts at reconciliation have failed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Delurker at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026
I would love to read this and find out why or how. My concern is people are going to start thinking everyone with autism is faking it, and necessary resources will be eliminated for those who really do need it. My daughter is autistic. She is not faking it.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: t-bird
>This is just Trump, the Jew puppet, warning the crazy muslims that they will be spared from assassination by the IDF.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (XuiFR)
Posted by: Gravity Is A Bitch at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (oftw2)
Austin TX? Some ... unusual donut shops there...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 08:47 AM (wa/yD)
I am going to say yes, indirectly thought their various Muslim Brotherhood tentacle 503c organizations. Dig, DHS dig!!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3)
Dude gets some hot tail.
Posted by: Delurker at March 06, 2026
His poor wife.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:49 AM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)
GA, ATL region.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 08:50 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:40 AM (YCxFk)
Need to get a little further out. Jan Schakowsky's district goes at least that far. There is still a plethora of AWFLs and idiots within the 30 mi donut. Start at 50.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2026 08:50 AM (qwype)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3)
*****
Reported on Fox this morning and this-
https://tinyurl.com/4hn6e7zs
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:51 AM (RHGPo)
Thanks for sharing. Go have yourself a ball gag donut.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jonah at March 06, 2026 08:42 AM (YCxFk)
Another silver lining: The legislature is time-limited to 60 days in even-numbered years and 30 days in odd-numbered years (they can extend up to 30 days with 2/3 concurrence of the House and Senate).
VA Dems know that in November 2027 they could very well lose one or both of the House and Senate, which will hamper Spanberger's final two years, so they have to do all they can now and any leftovers next year. Although she can do plenty of damage with executive power.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 08:52 AM (1ieqq)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March
Then you sent that donut to its happy end. In the alternative, you can pop the hole out and put it to the side. 😄
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:53 AM (Wmg4n)
US troops reportedly told the war in Iran is intended to bring about biblical end times, Armageddon.
... proof please
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo)
any attack on Jewish targets in the US is on Cucker Tarlson's head
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:49 AM (Wmg4n)
=======================
I did not know he was married, but Piper is absolutely on target: he and his wife have four kids together.
Mostly I remember him for pulling Michelle Fields arm off ten years ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:54 AM (mgg5j)
The dispute dates back to 2023, when two teachers sued the school district, seeking an exemption from the district’s policies regarding gender and pronouns. They were later joined as plaintiffs by parents whose children socially transitioned at school (or who believed that their children socially transitioned at school).
The district court ruled for the challengers, but the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit put that order on hold while the state appealed. The challengers then came to the Supreme Court, asking the justices to intervene. In a mixed ruling on Monday night, the majority handed a victory to the parents but turned down the request from the teachers.
... seems there is a century or more of caselaw involving parental rights
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:55 AM (RHGPo)
US troops reportedly told the war in Iran is intended to bring about biblical end times, Armageddon.
===
this is exactly , word for word , what Cucker was spewing the day before; he is an agent
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 08:55 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 08:55 AM (vbXSk)
I went to the ER January 16th for a kidney stone. When they did a CT scan to check the stone, they found a 50mm by 60mm mass just off of my pancreas. They couldn't tell what it was because the CT scan was done without contrast.
I went in last Thursday for an Upper GI Endoscopy and biopsy. The doctor that did it still wasn't sure what it was. He said it looked like a sack of marbles with fluid. They biopsied a round thing and aspirated some of the fluid. I had a doctor's appointment this afternoon and got the results.
It is NOT cancer.
They still aren't sure where it came from, what caused it, or if any organ is feeding it. I have a follow-up scan next month and they'll see if it's growing or not.
God is Good.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 08:56 AM (oKJ0C)
Hmmmm... I question the veracity of this report. That doesn't seem like something you'd get arrested for the UK. Supposedly, Starmer said that the IRGC has a safe haven in the UK.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)
Dude gets some hot tail.
Posted by: Delurker at March 06, 2026
His poor wife.
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 08:49 AM (Wmg4n)
*******
Yeah, what a creep.
And he's not even hot.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
God is Good.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 08:56 AM (oKJ0C)
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Alien embryo? Had any close encounters with a face-hugger recently?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (ESVrU)
@GOPoversight
You can't make this up. 🤦🏻♂️
Democrat: "Mr. Chairman, it's outrageous that this is what we're choosing to spend our time on in the Oversight Committee."
@RepJamesComer: "Fraud?"
Democrat: " ... Yes, fraud."
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (0U5gm)
--
Always give your enemy the option of surrender
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (znREB)
https://tinyurl.com/4hn6e7zs
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 08:50 AM (NpAcC)
Fox was reporting a day ago that Iraqi Kurds were crossing the border to fight! then everyone from Iraqi Kurdish leaders to Iranian opposition denied it. Fox has some bad apples with Iranian ties feeding them bad and destructive info.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (+nEug)
Why is there speculation on who the US would choose?
I presume we'd have veto power over some radical cleric or whatever. But isn't it up to the Iranians once the dust settles? Or do we not trust the people there to "choose wisely?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:58 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)
I haven't combed my hair yet this morning so I can pull this off...
I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)
Thanks for letting us know. May God continue to bless you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 08:58 AM (uPdai)
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'surrendering troops will be given quarter'
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)
Get it while you can. It will (likely) be unavailable again soonest...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ben Had
I was going to post it last night, but I kept flip flopping on whether or not to post it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 08:59 AM (oKJ0C)
@RashidaTlaib
You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.
... so, you're saying we should get rid of all illegals?
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 08:59 AM (znREB)
"It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set."
/some guy
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)
Mostly I remember him for pulling Michelle Fields arm off ten years ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2026 08:54 AM (mgg5j)
I get the feeling that DC is basically sodom and gomorrah. Raunchy bacchanalian romps all the time. Worse than anything people thought about Hollywood. I don't know how you go there and keep the slime off you. Like a paladin of old, cross and shield I think.
And some thrive, it's their perfect environ. That's the scary part.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:00 AM (3uBP9)
The Europeans are sitting on the side-lines waiting for others to stop bleeding before they go in and assume to know better how nations should be governed.... for a price.
"Humanitarian Aid" is Globalist Speak for Endless Grift.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:00 AM (a4flb)
Why is there speculation on who the US would choose?
I presume we'd have veto power over some radical cleric or whatever. But isn't it up to the Iranians once the dust settles? Or do we not trust the people there to "choose wisely?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (jtM2q)
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The only point of this is to get a regime that will not monetarily support interntaional terrorism and nuclear ambitions.
Islamic cleric, secular monarch, democratically elected president, it doesn't matter their background.
We're not bombing missile sites deep in the mountains to secure democracy. We're bombing missile sites deep in the mountains to kill military capabilities. Israel is targeting political leadership who would use it.
Regime change will probably be necessary, but that doesn't mean that Trump has to portray himself as bloodthirsty and obsessed with making Iran America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:00 AM (GBKbO)
What is this obsession with schools? Schools are everywhere in a country. It would be hard to land a bomb that wasnt ‘near’ a school. It’s like saying a bomb landed ‘near a fast food joint.’
Enough already,
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (2Sa7s)
Glad you did. We (ok, I) can use some good news for a change...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (XvL8K)
Ace rarely reports. He opines. He comments. But it's all based on other people's reporting. Sometimes, regrettably, it's GIGO.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 08:56 AM (oKJ0C)
******
Yes. That is wonderful news!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (NpAcC)
... it's called a "faint"
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
I haven't read any books that describe Republicans, but I assume it's the same way.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 06, 2026 09:01 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 08:55 AM (vbXSk)
While I am sure there will be a D or two trying to slow things down, being a senator, Mullin *should* get through confirmation by the end of the month, given senatorial courtesy and all that. If it was someone coming from elsewhere, the Ds could have played the "We need to know more about this person" and attempted to drag it out for weeks, forcing the GOP to use procedural tactics in committee and on the floor to speed things up.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 09:02 AM (1ieqq)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3)
... how convenient
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)
Yeah, ouch. Mrs had a needle bone biopsy last week. Quadruple ouch.
Still ouchy.
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
If you're ever trying to lose weight, at meal times picture the makeup of Congress... leave out Anna Paulina Luna... and then think of the preceding two sentences.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2026 09:03 AM (5rh/l)
Melian Dialogue. From 2,442 years ago. Some things have not changed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
... this is Virginia. They have been doing that since Reconstruction.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo)
Doubt that will change anything. The key to winning at SCOTUS is bribing Thomas. We all know how bitchy he gets when he doesn't get any money. Last time he stopped speaking during work for 10 years.
As an attorney, the McConnell rigged Supreme Courts opinions are all non-binding. It's political theatre. There is no such thing as law at this point. It's whichever political party is in power and can enforce said rulings or non rulings through State violence.
This is the issue. If they can arbitrarily ignore legal precedent and language, what makes their opinions have staying power? They’re reasoned against the prevailing way law has been interpreted for a very long time. There’s no foundation under the house.
One of the first things dems should do once we take back the congress and the White House is overturn every emergency decision this court made
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)
Import millions of muslims and sub-Saharan Africans. -- The Europeans
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)
Fake news. I watched the hearings. She did not blame Trump. She took responsibility, defended the ads, and only vaguely said that Trump knew she was making an ad.
The media is lying. As I suspected, this was a concerted effort to destroy her. She was apparently so good at her job that she had to be eliminated.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (2Sa7s)
The worst part is that it's not filled with... er, the most... attractive (let's go with that) folks ever.
Unlike, say, L.A. land...
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
22ga needle. Upper GI endoscopy. I was out. They went thru the mouth, down to just above the stomach. Never felt a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (oKJ0C)
I'm part of the Majority who disapprove of the execution of immigration enforcement
• Not aggressive enough.
• Use boxcars and container ships, not aircraft to yeet them out of the country
• seize and liquidate all assets confiscated from deported aliens.
• go after their employers
• and landlords
• and every single government employee that gave them aid in comfort in the form of welfare and documentation.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:05 AM (a4flb)
As an attorney, the McConnell rigged Supreme Courts opinions are all non-binding. It's political theatre. There is no such thing as law at this point. It's whichever political party is in power and can enforce said rulings or non rulings through State violence.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit
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This is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)
Klansman outfit, okay
Wanting kill children, totally fine
Antisemitism, no problem
Racism, it happens
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: man at March 06, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Paisley at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (EUqDx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (RIvkX)
Tell the Canadians. They free people from pain and disability by killing them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (/C62k)
• go after their employers
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:05 AM (a4flb)
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Both of these things are happening.
You're just unhappy because the NYT isn't reporting on it, or that major corporations use either eVerify (which gives employers no enforcement powers, they have to accept obviously fraudulent information by statute) or subcontractors (who are getting sued).
When an illegal is picked up by ICE, they forfeit literally everything to the US government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)
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Only 200? That’s all the trash they could find among decades of dogshit federal and state judges? Weak.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 06, 2026 09:07 AM (2Sa7s)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 06, 2026 09:04 AM (2Sa7s)
I don't believe Trump, this time out, is making missteps in appointments. I think if she's getting moved, for whatever reason, he has someone even better on tap.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:08 AM (3uBP9)
@ImMeme0
Congressman Gill: “I would rather preserve the America that we know and love so that my daughter and my son can grow up in that country, as opposed to growing up in a world where they go to the mall in Dallas, Texas, and see 90% of the people wearing burkas and speaking foreign languages.”
https://tinyurl.com/4tbm53wb
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 09:08 AM (aJQbY)
Anarchy and Lawlessness is their answer?
Do these retards know that the law exists to protect them against me hunting them down for sport?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:08 AM (a4flb)
So reddit leftists approve of summary execution for anyone in government who defies Trump? Good to know.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)
What part of immigration enforcement headed by Noem didn’t aos readers not like?
Posted by: Opinion fact
Not enough hickory shampoo handed out to protesters.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 09:09 AM (QVmho)
You know who else signed the amicus brief? Norm Eisen, one of the leaders of lawfare against Trump and his team. He's been part of every lie since Russia collusion.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 09:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: rickb223
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Good. If they're doing the needle biopsy alone, that's often done with just a local.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:09 AM (XvL8K)
This sounds a lot like the "51 former intelligence officials" stunt.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:09 AM (zHdFR)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (0U5gm)
• Not aggressive enough.
• Use boxcars and container ships, not aircraft to yeet them out of the country
• seize and liquidate all assets confiscated from deported aliens.
• go after their employers
• and landlords
• and every single government employee that gave them aid in comfort in the form of welfare and documentation.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
I'm part of those who disapprove of the lack of executions.
Criminal wetback who has killed someone?
Execute.
Criminal wetback who has killed someone and hidden here for ten years?
Execute them. Bury them. Dig them back up & execute them again.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
You, sir, have brightened my day.
Looking forward to finding discount F-350 dualies on the market.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (a4flb)
What part of immigration enforcement headed by Noem didn’t aos readers not like?
Posted by: Opinion fact
Not enough hickory shampoo handed out to protesters.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 06, 2026 09:09 AM (QVmho)
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Listen, 700,000 forcible inland deportations may be some kind of record, but the Democrats fought back.
Why couldn't she have done record deportations without the Democrats getting mad about it and making it an issue?
(Apparently, Noem's leadership did go off the deep end over the last few months, a not small part of it being spending $200 million to film and get onto the airwaves ads that featured her, as well as a bidding process for a large contract that she seems to have rigged.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (GBKbO)
But surely we track exactly where they fire from, so we could at least bomb the entrances to their deep caves ... then I guess we'd need some big robot dogs (or some such thang) to run down the tunnel and explode inside.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2026 09:06 AM (OoFl2)
You ready your house for the cleaners the same way I ready my dishes for the dish washer. By cleaning them. I honestly try to just put a dirty messy dish in the dish washer, but my OCD seizes control and I prewash it. I'm helping!
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:11 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
You, sir, have brightened my day.
Looking forward to finding discount F-350 dualies on the market.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (a4flb)
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You asserted that the government was not confiscating anything.
Why did you assert that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:11 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: runner
On the bright side, post on X claims and explains how Israeli hackers used the IRGC street and university surveillance system of street cameras including facial recognition to build a database of the entire IRGC and Basiji members. The surveillance system built by Chicoms was for creating an Iranian database for the regime to go after protesters and regime opponents.
The system also apparently caught much of the street violence where the Iranians killed innocent protesters (the drive by shootings) and these have been used to turn relatives of the dead into informants for Israeli intel.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:11 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 06, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Opinion fact
Not enough hickory shampoo handed out to protesters.
Posted by: BifBewalski
+1000
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:12 AM (oKJ0C)
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists Say Yes.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:13 AM (pZ64F)
But surely we track exactly where they fire from, so we could at least bomb the entrances to their deep caves ... then I guess we'd need some big robot dogs (or some such thang) to run down the tunnel and explode inside.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (vbXSk)
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We are bombing known missile caches under the mountains. We are bombing individual missile launchers.
The missile launch capabilities of Iran are massively reduced, evidenced by their massively reduced missile activity.
If the only acceptable target is 100% all missile and launchers destroyed, it's a target that will never be achieved, but Iran's missile program is...not very strong right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:13 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Most of those were with borrowed money and thus go back to the banks/financing agencies that lent the money.
One such big car agency went under last year that toted the note and sold vehicles to illegals. Big impact in the SW US.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:13 AM (E4rtv)
Yeah, that’s rather the point, isn’t it. You don’t get to vote on that, oddly enough, and your betters decided decades ago to completely erase it.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 09:13 AM (XuiFR)
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When they run out of money the protesters stay home. See Code Pink on how it works.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:14 AM (pZ64F)
IT'S FUNNY THAT CARVILLE NEVER NOTICED THAT SINCE 2018, AND ESPECIALLY AFTER OCTOBER 7TH, OMAR AND HE RILK ARE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 06, 2026 09:15 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: illiniwek
Bomb the entrance. Monitor remotely. If it looks like they are digging out, bomb it again. Eventually, they'll starve or get blown up.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:15 AM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2026 09:16 AM (XOmY9)
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Ehhh, we have documentation. . .
Posted by: Aliens at March 06, 2026 09:16 AM (Suwql)
It goes hand in hand with their belief that a mob threatening a jury to come to the decision the mob wants is justice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 09:16 AM (0U5gm)
So if Mullins gets the Homeland job, will the OK gov nominate someone until a special election?
How does Oklahoma fill the spot?
And was it a good idea to pull an R from the senate as close as that balance is?
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (sW/8y)
Posted by: Confoozed at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
We are doing that. We basically have aircraft circling launch sites, looking for emerging launchers.
The missile storage is under so much rock we can't get a deep penetrator bomb to the store room.
So we plink launchers and exits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (u82oZ)
But surely we track exactly where they fire from, so we could at least bomb the entrances to their deep caves ... then I guess we'd need some big robot dogs (or some such thang) to run down the tunnel and explode inside.
Posted by: illiniwek
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And that is specifically what is being done. No openings, the big caves become tombs. If you look at bomb pictures, where you see smoke rising in a vertical pillar above the bomb explosion, that means it was a penetrator. Probably our 2000 lb cheap type which I forget the designation.
In a very permissive air environment where aircraft can loiter, we can be very precise even with relatively dumb bombs with a JDAM kit attached.
Remember, one of the problems of caves and explosions is that like the Hezbollah head, if the blast does not get you, then the poisonous vapors can and do kill people in unventilated bunkers. Most of those vapors are heavier than air.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: illiniwek
Bomb the entrance. Monitor remotely. If it looks like they are digging out, bomb it again. Eventually, they'll starve or get blown up
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This is a job for Loitering Munitions.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (pZ64F)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
IT'S OFFICIAL: Scott Presler is running for office in Pennsylvania
Scott is starting LOCAL, running for State Committee for the Republican Committee of Beaver County, Pennsylvania
This man NEVER slows down!
https://tinyurl.com/2cchmxm4
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)
This is known. There was video yesterday of what appeared to be just undeveloped desert sand energetically exploding after we somehow got a bomb or drone up wherever the entrance is.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (QZThv)
Why couldn't she have done record deportations without the Democrats getting mad about it and making it an issue?
Because TDS. And only because of TDS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (oKJ0C)
>Going to war with Canada is like getting a cheap-shot high-stick that knocked a guy's tooth out, - him coming back and scoring the winning goal.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (+nEug)
It goes hand in hand with their belief that a mob threatening a jury to come to the decision the mob wants is justice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2026 09:16 AM (0U5gm)
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That was hilarious.
Legitimacy comes from the office, not from whether people outside of it like it or not.
If it's the latter, then the office itself is meaningless, and his entire profession is pointless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (GBKbO)
Carville is a Gollum cartoon at this point, screaming absurdities.
Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: rickb223
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I would guess they had the foresight to do multiple entrances, like a dugout in WW1.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (XvL8K)
Noted author, Norm Eisen...
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (zHdFR)
Confoozed - try "HER ILK".
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 09:18 AM (aJQbY)
Klansman outfit, okay
Wanting kill children, totally fine
Antisemitism, no problem
Racism, it happens
"Macaca" is NOT
Posted by: Aliens at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (Suwql)
OK has a Republican governor. Direct appoint as soon as the Senate seat is vacant. Otherwise, he still votes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)
>>Had an amazing two days meeting with representatives from all over the world.
>>I discussed foreign NGO situations with representatives from:
🔹Estonia
🔹Romania
🔹France
🔹Germany
🔹Moldova
🔹Croatia
🔹Georgia
... and many more countries.
>>The takeaway: the NGO situation is identical all over the world. Everyone felt their people aren't truly in control of the country, and NGOs are imposing policies on them which nobody voted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 06, 2026 09:10 AM (gKWVE)
Hasan Piker ( which came up initially as "Hand puker" from autocorrect ) is a leftist, so it's a shame he can't hold Newsom down in an actual stream.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2026 08:57 AM (jtM2q
I implicitly trust the bulk of Iranians to choose wisely. They're DONE with this bullshit.
But the choice isn't theirs.
The proportion of Shia fanatics outstrips the carrying capacity of any government that isn't fanatical Shia. They'll destroy any attempt at it. So the way I see it, it leaves us three options.
1.) Let them choose new leaders, and guarantee this new regime's defense from the Islamists in to the foreseeable future: unacceptable.
2.) Let them choose new leaders, and leave them to be destroyed by the Islamists until such time as they regain power and start terrorizing the world again, and then do this same thing again: shitty but acceptable.
3.) Choose an acceptable Muslim leader to dominate the country, someone not too insanely radical but strong enough to impose order... someone like Qaddafi: still shitty, but probably the least risk to us.
No good option is on the table. A free and prosperous Iran is not achievable without a permanent presence, and likely not even then. We need out of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (BI5O2)
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When they run out of money the protesters stay home. See Code Pink on how it works.
Posted by: pudinhead
You may see some on March 28th, the next scheduled No Kings Protest across the nation. I think the focus will be more on anti-ICE stuff, with a bit of Jew hate, because the Iran attacks are popular, successful, and will probably mostly be done by then.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/2cchmxm4
He is amazing.
Hate to see him pinned down to a job though, as he's so effective traveling the country.
Posted by: Aliens at March 06, 2026 09:20 AM (Suwql)
So we plink launchers and exits.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Actually not seeing that from reports NaCly. Their nuke facilities were, the missile magazines were designed to defeat the more standard bunker busters, not the ones that B2s can launch. The missile magazines are reportedly not as deep as the nuke sites were as the Iranians thought they would be able to launch many more missiles in salvos by now much earlier.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:20 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: runner
Ooh-wee, ride me high
Tomorrow's the day that my bride's a-gonna come
Ooh-wee, are we gonna fly
Down into the easy chair...
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at March 06, 2026 09:20 AM (D1j1g)
And some thrive, it's their perfect environ. That's the scary part.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2026 09:00 AM (3uBP9)
DC is the one place where you still get to be part of the debauchery even if you're ugly.
Anywhere else, you either have to be hot, or find people with a fetish for ugly people,
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:20 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2026 09:21 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 09:22 AM (XuiFR)
So if Mullins gets the Homeland job, will the OK gov nominate someone until a special election?
How does Oklahoma fill the spot?
And was it a good idea to pull an R from the senate as close as that balance is?
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 09:17 AM (sW/8y)
Governor (who is a conservative R) appoints someone to serve until a special election is held on the next regularly-scheduled general election day to fill the remainder of the term. Mullin was elected in 2022.
Of note, the appointee cannot run in the election to fill the remainder of the term, and must be a member for at least the past 5 years of the same party as the departing senator.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 09:22 AM (1ieqq)
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The walls are closing in.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 09:22 AM (Et1h0)
Is it wrong that I've been enjoying the deportation ads? I mean, no idea if the cost has been reasonable, but D@MN, they are fabulous. And DHS has been recruiting new hires like gangbuster, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)
I'm gonna kinda miss DHS barbie...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 06, 2026 09:23 AM (xT8gx)
and
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 06, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)
Thank you both.. I only read the posts late last night and not the comments. my own damn fault
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 09:23 AM (sW/8y)
Twelvers believe it is their duty to bring about the end of the world so that the 12th Imam will return.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:23 AM (3wOGw)
So, in person, Newsom seems to be parsing and weaselly. He hedges his bets and wants to play both sides. In his social media, he is trying to swing his dick over his head and he does not care who gets smacked.
Is his campaign people forcing him into way harder positions than he himself would take? Is he really just an empty suit being driven by others? Ron Burgundy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (bss/y)
How does Oklahoma fill the spot?
And was it a good idea to pull an R from the senate as close as that balance is?
Posted by: Blanco
Immediate filling, resignation does not take place until end of March reportedly which allows confirmation vote before then. A new nominee is inserted immediately after the resignation takes effect from governor's appointment. It does, however, mean another special Senate election in November 2026 to fill the rest of Markwayne's term (to 202
but since Oklahoma, unlikely to be a Dem and the appointed senator can run as incumbent in that election. Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (aJQbY)
Twelvers believe it is their duty to bring about the end of the world so that the 12th Imam will return.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:23 AM (3wOGw)
Morn' all.... I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 09:22 AM (1ieqq)
That seems silly. It would preclude appointing the best person as you'd hope that the best person would win the full term.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Auspex
Switching to clever puns may give his commentary more wight. Mee-heeee-heeee-heeeeee!!!
Posted by: The Crypkeeper at March 06, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Lizzy
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I think the problem was that Noem tried to claim Trump approved them and with the government cutting spending, $220 million may be a bit much.
Noem and Lewandowski's alleged affair came back up at the Senate hearing along and she has had internal fights with the head of Border Patrol, ICE, and Trump's immigration czar Homan.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (M9gjJ)
Twelvers believe it is their duty to bring about the end of the world so that the 12th Imam will return.
Posted by: XTC
You don't think some of them believe it's all bullshit, and just pretend for the power and perks of the position? Like the Pope?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (sW/8y)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Auspex
Switching to clever puns may give his commentary more wight. Mee-heeee-heeee-heeeeee!!!
Posted by: The Crypkeeper
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He predicted Trump would utterly collapse within what, 60 days? And that was a year ago.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:27 AM (XvL8K)
The system also apparently caught much of the street violence where the Iranians killed innocent protesters (the drive by shootings) and these have been used to turn relatives of the dead into informants for Israeli intel.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:11 AM (E4rtv)
You really should watch the fantastic Israeli series "Tehran". 3 seasons so far. That type of surveillance is extensively portrayed in the show. As if Israelis were not hiding the fact. I suspect that it is more that just the cameras. that were used IRL....And I am concerned about the type of surveillance the Chicoms are doing on us!. Given that over the last 25 years, every PC and Mac was made in China.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3)
I try and fail to use my time wisely during the day.
Hence. I read the posts
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2026 09:28 AM (sW/8y)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 06, 2026 09:27 AM (XvL8K)
He didn't say which 60 days!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Apparently to allow all candidates to run in the special on an equal basis. That clause is fairly rare and Vendette is correct in pointing out that provision.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:29 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)
It was done that way to avoid incumbency advantage. Interestingly, the governor is term-limited so if he has designs on becoming a senator for longer than 7 months he can't appoint himself.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 09:29 AM (1ieqq)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 06, 2026 09:29 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
I once collapsed after 60 gays. That was a hell of a night, I tell you...and a sore ass for a week!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 06, 2026 09:30 AM (JCZqz)
Empty suit. Slithering snake. Wants it all ways.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (Et1h0)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Bulg at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)
In a religion where shirk is punishable by death? You're not reaching the rank of Ayatollah, and certainly not Grand Ayatollah, by being actively subversive and cutting the religion's legs out from under it.
Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2026 09:31 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)
Her new role could actually be bigger than DHS. Trump's big goal is the reordering of the world with the US as the leader of the Western Hemisphere. Noem is going to figure prominently in that in her new role.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2026 09:32 AM (viF8m)
@lukerosiak
The contracts scandal at DHS is extremely bad, possibly criminal. NBC reporting that Noem made her random helper from South Dakota the *deputy director of ICE* (bad in itself), who then ordered a SECOND contract to be given to the exact same firms that the $200M were steered to. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (Y1sOo)
"President Ilham Aliyev of Azerbaijan declared on Thursday that his country would use “the full might of our ‘Iron Fist'” against the terrorist regime in Iran after drones flying in from Iran struck an airport and near a school building in the Caucasus nation."
Interesting. Would be surprised if Z & a tad of NATO aren't in on it.
AI Overview:As of early 2026, relations between the Republic of Azerbaijan and Russia are in a state of "limbo" or strained, marked by a widening gap between Moscow's rhetoric and legal actions following a December 2024 plane crash incident. While traditionally strategic partners with a 338 km border and $5 billion+ in annual trade, Azerbaijan is actively distancing itself from Russia's influence, balancing relations through ties with Turkey and NATO while supporting Ukraine's territorial integrity.
6 references to the above including CEPA dot org, 'Russia–Azerbaijan: Relations Back on the Rocks' The Kremlin’s idea of a rapprochement is very different to Baku’s. Feb. 5, 2026)
History
militarnyi dot com: 'Video emerges of the attack on the base of Russian “peacekeepers” in Nagorno-Karabakh' Sept. 23, 2023
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 06, 2026 07:56 AM (h/O4U)
Eyepatch McCain may be looking for a new gig once he is done plundering the booty.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 06, 2026 09:33 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: runner
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And that is a problem no doubt. You can see hobbyist videos on YT where hackers take apart these Chicom cheap routers, wireless access points, etc. and they spill info to overseas ip addresses. One trick is to put $(reboot) into the initial login screen as a password and on the no security types, it will launch a reboot of the device (it can also soft brick it so beware of doing that).
Best to stay away from no name internet cameras, networking, and IOT devices sold cheap at Amazon, Temu, et.
Plenty of decent equipment used on Ebay for things like network switches, etc. and the brand name stuff is only a few bucks more. Not all name brand are safe but rather safer in combination with locking down your router and outside comms from your network.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (E4rtv)
Thanks, J.J.
ALL of the women and the young men in PDT's 2nd administration are being targeted for removal or worse by other forces. Noem hung in there much longer than predicted in a "nontraditional job" even for nowadays.
The Rs act keep trying to act like the big tent party. Notice that progressive women - competent or not - are largely running the Democratic portion of Congress, backed - and maybe even hiding behind - by some of the worse male politicians in the last 50 years of history.
Competency matters, regardless of DEI, in all of our government.
All, imho.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (NFX2v)
Ah, OK.
Drama.
Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:34 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Heh. Be sure to tell the judge that every time you argue a case.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2026 09:36 AM (Fs0KI)
Seriously.
You could not have scripted that -- would have been too on-the-nose. LOVE, LOVE, LOVED that game and those players.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Trump may find a sinecure for him if he wants it. I don't think he was very interested in the dull business of legislating but he might do okay in another executive position.
As LBJ said, it is better to have people inside the tent pissing out rather than outside pissing inwards.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:37 AM (E4rtv)
Noem did some questionable stuff on the ad contracts
And was a bit too Alpha-dog with her direct subordinates and partners
But she's useful, skillful, photogenic, and on the same side
Thus a 'transfer/promotion' that's both reward and punishment
Slap on the wrist, fix the problem without losing the talent
Classic "good boss" strategy.
Posted by: RandomDave at March 06, 2026 09:39 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Vendette
Stitt's term is up in 2026 anyway as governor and he is term limited. So the appointment is likely to be a Stitt placeholder and Stitt is probably the leading candidate for the special election to fill the rest of the term if he wants it. Name recognition and money enough to drive away serious contenders on the GOP side.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (E4rtv)
Noem did some questionable stuff on the ad contracts
And was a bit too Alpha-dog with her direct subordinates and partners
But she's useful, skillful, photogenic, and on the same side
Thus a 'transfer/promotion' that's both reward and punishment
Slap on the wrist, fix the problem without losing the talent
Classic "good boss" strategy.
Posted by: RandomDave
Walz, Trump's short lived NSA director, has done a creditable job at the UN as ambassador for example and I agree with you. Best to give soft landings unless outright betrayal or criminal actions.
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:44 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig at March 06, 2026 09:42 AM (E4rtv)
And he signed into law the bill that is preventing him from appointing himself, so someone gets rewarded with a short-term job that allows them to keep the title "Senator" for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Vendette at March 06, 2026 09:48 AM (1ieqq)
Posted by: rechill at March 06, 2026 10:08 AM (K1zyu)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 06, 2026 10:33 AM (fYhK6)
>Congressional Hearing: During a House Judiciary Committee hearing on March 4, 2026, Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D-Calif.) directly asked Secretary Noem if she had "sexual relations" with her top adviser, Corey Lewandowski.
Non-Denial: Noem did not directly deny the allegation, instead calling the question "tabloid garbage" and accusing the committee of sexism.
Reports of Dismissal: Reports indicate that this "non-answer" was considered a "final straw" by the White House, leading to her being fired by President Trump shortly after.
Context: The alleged affair, along with accusations of mismanagement at the DHS, has been widely covered by various news outlets.
BTW, both Noem and Lewandowski are still married to their respective spouses.
Then:
As of early March 2026, U.S. Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer is facing an internal investigation regarding allegations of misconduct, including an claimed affair with a member of her security detail.
Her husband, Dr. Shawn DeRemer, is accused of touching two women inappropriately at the agency in Washington.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (NFX2v)
How about this gem? McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
November 2, 2018, 'Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Atrocities 383-545'
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Eric S & Fang-Fang
Dianne Feinstein and chinese influence.
Trillions stolen from C19 funds, American Rescue Plan, etc.? The Bidens' Influence Peddling Timeline of many years.
Marty Walsh, former US Secretary of Labor, whether in or out of government, 2016 or now, rest assured scandal accompanies. (Now on the board of the Biden Library.)
Boston Herald: Battenfeld: Marty Walsh choice for VP under fire in children’s food scandal, Dec. 2, 2025
Marty Walsh’s tenure as U.S. Secretary of Labor (March 2021 – March 2023), the Department of Labor (DOL) oversaw a period of historically high, pandemic-related unemployment insurance (UI) fraud, with estimates suggesting that tens of billions of dollars in federal funds were improperly paid out.
San Bernardino Sun: Julie Su prepares to forgive herself for Julie Su’s mistakes
And, of course, much more but TGIF.
Nice weekend 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 06, 2026 10:40 AM (NFX2v)
I like Stephen Green in general, but he's needlessly complicating the history of "Subcarpathian Ukraine." The history is pretty straightforward, actually, before 1920. It was part of the old Hungarian Kingdom before the Treaty of Trianon. Even under Austrian occupation or in the Turkish occupation period, it was considered part of occupied Hungary.
After 1920, it changed hands a bunch of times, but between the wars it was Czechoslovakia, during WW2 it went back to Hungary, then after WW2 it was first USSR and then now Ukraine. (Green does a good job of noting the exceptions to this, but those aren't that important.)
There is a small Hungarian minority there, of 150K people, but yes, they've always been mistreated by the Soviet and Ukrainian authorities. Green is acting like this is some kind of pro-Putin conspiracy theory. Its not.
150K people isn't a lot, but the whole Hungarian nation is about 10 million, so its more important to them than it would be to a larger nation.
And generally speaking, Hungary doesn't want it back. Its super-poor!
Posted by: Rofos at March 06, 2026 11:46 AM (ropxx)
Posted by: hadsil at March 06, 2026 12:28 PM (Xht4H)
Daily Tech News 6 March 2026
Top Story
- The Department of War has sunk Anthropic with a torpedo fired from a submarine, the first such incident by a US Navy vessel since World War 0. (Politico)
Or I might be conflating various world events. It's been a long day.
- Speaking of navies abruptly relocated at the bottom the the sea Nvidia is pulling back from OpenAI and Anthropic. (Tech Crunch)
Not divesting, but not investing further either.
Tech News
- AI generated results in Bing search pointed users at malicious versions of OpenClaw that attempted to install a whole swarm of malware onto your computer. (Bleeping Computer)
Even worse than the legitimate version of OpenClaw, I mean.
- The CEO of cheating app Cluely lied about the company's revenue. (Tech Crunch)
That's slightly worse than trying to fudge your term paper.
- There is no longer a 512GB Mac Studio. (Macrumors)
It was expensive. Now it's gone.
- Nvidia on the other hand is reportedly preparing an RTX 5050 with 9GB of RAM. (Tom's Hardware)
That's up from the current 8GB, but the details kind of make sense given the exact specs of the 5050. The update would switch from four 16Gb DDR6 chips running at 20GHz to three 24Gb DDR7 chips running at 28GHz.
It would provide a little more memory and a little more performance while using fewer components. The rest of Nvidia's 5000 series graphics cards all use DDR7 memory; the entry-level 5050 was the only one that did not.
- Lenovo's Idea Tab Pro Gen 2 is set to arrive in March. (Liliputing)
I have the smaller, cheaper Idea Tab Nothing. It's not an amazing performer but the display is first rate - Lenovo calls it "paperlike" and I can't disagree. It doesn't feel like looking at a screen at all; it feels like magic.
The new model has a 13" 3540x2190 display (mine has an 11" 2560x1600 screen), 8GB of RAM, 128GB of storage, a microSD slot, and a pen. The specs don't use the term "paperlike" anywhere but I hope it's similar.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Uptown? Downtown? Midtown?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (NkASH)
Everyone is waiting for you
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (3Ope8)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 04:09 AM (rdVOm)
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Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 04:12 AM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
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As far as I know, Pixy has been on a 24/7/365 schedule. Amazing.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 04:13 AM (+PfCm)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 04:18 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: fluffy at March 06, 2026 04:34 AM (AN2gy)
Nor I. Got to attend to the driveway, though.
Nowhere to go today, but no idea of what kind of frozen mess it will be if I leave it.
Apparently I would rather type than go out to shovel.
Posted by: fluffy at March 06, 2026 04:38 AM (AN2gy)
Sashimi prepped. Chicken in the oven.
Watched a ballistic sound and light show from our apartment balcony last night at 11PM. No siren locally as it was north of us.
Spectacular view of intercept launches followed by a successful exoatmospheric intercept followed by 2 balls of wreckage on fire coming down and landing in open areas somewhere way to the NW of us.
I miss my innocent childhood.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:39 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1)
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Or you can join our merry Tribe!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:46 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX)
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Wishing you a future with much good insomnia.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:46 AM (hY+PL)
Bad insomnia tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX)
Me too.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 04:47 AM (Sco7b)
English; do you speak it?
Only Congress has the authority to declare 'war.' Therefore this is not a war.
The war powers resolution gives the president 60-90 days to act against an eminent threat. Attempted presidential assassination is one of many eminent threats to the natural order of the nation.
History is rewritten every time a Democrat or journalist gets in front of a camera.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 04:55 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (+YA9H)
https://youtu.be/ocDJ8MgtE74
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 04:56 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 04:44 AM (RIvkX)
Me too.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 04:47 AM (Sco7b)
Me three. And I "never" get insomnia.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 04:59 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:01 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:05 AM (RIvkX)
Or I might be conflating various world events.
We Morons have been turning tech threads into war threads lately.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:06 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 05:07 AM (aTgV0)
Open AI was actually a great help to me on that.
And I ask it the time and temp to cook chicken, which is tricky for me.
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 05:10 AM (aTgV0)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 06, 2026 05:15 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 05:16 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 06, 2026 05:18 AM (bQ4nt)
Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at March 06, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1)
-->
Fortunately tomorrow is Saturday and I get to work again.
--another way of looking at it
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:19 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:21 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:25 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:28 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
It's the way of the wheel.
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:32 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/5bvjyd9t
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (XqFM2)
https://tinyurl.com/5csrfv3s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (7RYym)
And I'm pondering how best to do this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX)
Petula Clark . . . always liked her and her work. "Downtown" is most famous, but "My Love" and "A Sign of the Times" to me are even better pop tunes.
What you all got on tap for the weekend, eh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)
And I'm pondering how best to do this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX)
Print it out and put it on the front door and the door of the fridge.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)
And I'm pondering how best to do this."
Do you have a door handy?
Posted by: Martin Luther at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (Ia/+0)
https://tinyurl.com/5bvjyd9t
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:33 AM (7RYym)
He reads each of the Gospels, too His voice is so rich and soothing , i could listen to him all day.
Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (lCppi)
https://tinyurl.com/vcfkfdun
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (7RYym)
And I'm pondering how best to do this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:36 AM (RIvkX)
Print it out and put it on the front door and the door of the fridge.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)
Placemats?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (+YA9H)
The furry thugs are flashing around. Stirling has found a bit of rock and is knocking it back and forth, and Dagny is eyeing him with a "What the HELL is wrong with you" look. I'll feed them in a little while. First, though, more coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:43 AM (wzUl9)
And I'm pondering how best to do this."
Do you have a door handy?
Posted by: Martin Luther at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (iMotb)
hahahahaha
And a nail?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:43 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2026 05:45 AM (NkASH)
I had read that, but hadn't gotten to listen to that yet. Thanks for the reminder. I will have to check that out. He does have a wonderful voice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:45 AM (7RYym)
Or I might be conflating various world events. It's been a long day.
Kristi Noem was tapped to lead S.H.I.E.L.D., which -- to everyone's disappointment -- means she gets Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch instead of a Black Widow bodysuit. On the upside, this unlocks the possibility of a World of Tomorrow crossover with the Sky Captain.
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/)
I suspect some of that is going around in Tehran today.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:48 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:42 AM (+YA9H)
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Let's workshop it.
I told Mrs. F. yesterday that Tucker said the Chabad started the war so they could tear down al-Aqsa mosque and she reminded me one of my college buddies had said the same thing at our table a few weeks ago. Kind of ruined the dinner.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:49 AM (RIvkX)
Rejoinder:
Uptown to the left of me,
Downtown to the right.
Here I am, stuck in the Midtown with you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)
He says his name, which is totally unpronounceable.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (RIvkX)
The Wes Moore of Persons-of Pallor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 05:51 AM (iMotb)
"The parents of a Florida businessman have filed a federal lawsuit against Google, alleging that the company’s AI chatbot drove their son to attempt a catastrophic truck bombing at Miami International Airport before encouraging him to take his own life."
Don't be evil. Get other people to do it.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:53 AM (vFG9F)
Seems that should've been a top priority to keep open by targeting the Iranian navy and any assets on land that could close the strait.
As of now ship traffic has pretty much stopped.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt)
>There's no harm in fitting her for the bodysuit. There's always Ozempic and yoga.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (M9gjJ)
Kinda fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:55 AM (Ia/+0)
https://tinyurl.com/3skwr6wz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:56 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 05:53 AM (vFG9F)
Seems Terminators weren't even needed.
AI can apparently convince a good portion of humanity to do what it wants without Arnold taking care of the problem.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (6ydKt)
From now on this cat can drink out of the fountain like his sister. Grrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/)
She obviously needs to recruit Dan Crenshaw now that he’s about to have some more free time. His nom de guerre shall be Nick the Contemptuously Annoyed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 05:57 AM (fSA1n)
I initially read that as "watermelon" class . LOL but "watercolor class" sounds much better. Glad you had a good time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 05:58 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 05:58 AM (Ia/+0)
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE?
Funny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX)
Stopped drinking. Not taking edibles. I'm going to the hospital Saturday. Hopefully,, they can help me. I've spent all night looking for counseling for anxiety and depression.
It will hopefully be my first night out overnight in 14 years. My friends will watch the dog.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (Sco7b)
Useful for convincing other countries that depend on the oil coming out of there that they should support the effort against Iran.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:04 AM (RIvkX)
I am glad you are going out and I will pray for your recovery from depression and anxiety.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:05 AM (7RYym)
It will hopefully be my first night out overnight in 14 years. My friends will watch the dog.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (Sco7b)
I feel for ya, brother.
Hang in there, find something that gives you a reason to live, even if it just amounts to 'never let the bastards get you down'.
When it feels like nobody else needs you, the dog does.
That's a start.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:07 AM (6ydKt)
Stateless, good luck to you. I know how tough it can be to find a counselor.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:07 AM (+4yJ5)
Wifi at work so will be back when I get there
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (Ia/+0)
As of now ship traffic has pretty much stopped.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 05:54 AM (6ydKt)
I guess most people are not aware of what Iran’s capabilities were, and why this had to be a major, weeks long war, not just some one and done raid. Besides the larger warships, Iran has bragged about having as many as 3000 - 5000 speedboats with a couple of missiles strapped to them, as well as almost 20 mini submarines that have a 7 man crew and a couple of torpedoes.
The purpose of all of these light forces was not to face other military units, it is to hide out near the straits and attack all civilian shipping.
They have no defensive capability and can be stopped, but it is going to require the complete destruction of every dock and every village along the 50 mile length of the straits to do so. That will take time, and hundreds of sorties. (If not thousands)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:09 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:03 AM (O7YUW)
The Chinese are negotiating a way to let their oil transports through.
A big problem is that a lot of natural gas from the Emirates goes through the strait. Most of that goes to Europe.
The Europeans are more than likely to blame Trump and complain than to blame Iran and jump in the fight
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:09 AM (6ydKt)
Caregiving for so long was exhausting. And the dog is very tiring.
My friends cats were sleeping here at night when it was really cold. They're back outside now. They miss inside life.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:10 AM (Sco7b)
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE?
Funny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX)
He's good.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (PzBTm)
Go spend time with your friends. Talk with them. Go do things with them that they find fun, perhaps you'll find them fun too, or at least you get to spend time with them which will enrich your life.
We're not meant to be alone, it wrecks us.
And get some sleep. Not sleeping distorts our perceptions hugely.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:08 AM (fSA1n)
It's about the only play the mullahs have is to force the price of oil up hoping that puts pressure on Trump and Bibi to relent.
If it keeps going on for a few months with the strait closed it will start to really hurt. Hopefully we can get a handle on it before that point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt)
I'm glad you liked the term "Al Gayeda." Given the absolute zeal with which the LGBTOMGWTFBBQ community go after anyone who speaks against them or tries to leave, I figured it was a good term to come up with.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (+4yJ5)
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That's a good Petula Clark song.
When I was a kid, her hit "Downtown" was played constantly on the radio in the late 60s.
Damn, I never even knew who sang that ... quite a voice, before the great (and tragic) Karen Carpenter subsequently dominated the airwaves.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:14 AM (iu4Pw)
Then maybe the USA shouldn't help out with this, at least not right away.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (fSA1n)
Sally "Petula" Clark (born 15 November 1932) -- a British singer, actress, and songwriter -- is still alive and aged 93.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 06, 2026 06:16 AM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)
Good advice.
Depression & anxiety always get worse with insomnia.
I know it ain't as easy as flipping a switch to get sleep, but eventually exhaustion will take over after the adrenaline keeping you awake runs out.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:17 AM (6ydKt)
And I've called people tonight. There's help available.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:18 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
People who recommended son.
He's been very discouraged, jumps into negative and obsessive thinking. He says "Everybody I graduated with in high school has a good job" I asked him how many graduated with him and he said "400". "And you know all those people personally?" People are not posting on Facebook about their struggles . I told him to get off FB and whenever he had a negative thought to substitute a positive one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:19 AM (lQ+/f)
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE?
Funny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:01 AM (RIvkX)
He's good.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:12 AM (+YA9H)
In the comments:
Ami do a skit where Tucker has a DNA test and finds he is part Jewish
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:19 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:21 AM (lQ+/f)
Entertainment Weekly
Top Stories
Margaret Cho says she was asked to join The Apprentice several times, was told Trump was a huge fan of hers
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:21 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 06:22 AM (hY+PL)
Witnesses say the comma criminals Zay'vion and Ja'nike stole Dantwans apostrophes before his fatal punctuation.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:22 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:23 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)
Good advice.
Depression & anxiety always get worse with insomnia.
I know it ain't as easy as flipping a switch to get sleep, but eventually exhaustion will take over after the adrenaline keeping you awake runs out.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:17 AM (6ydKt)
Very nicely put, both of you!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:24 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 06:25 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:13 AM (6ydKt)
It won’t take nearly that long - but it is going to take the ruthless application of military force to things that may look civilian, such as small fishing villages. It’s much like fighting Hamas, we have to destroy all places where they hide.
We don’t like to think about it, but in order to be successful, the death total among regime supporters needs to be very high. Fortunately I believe that Hegseth understands that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:28 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 06:29 AM (MIIRH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:29 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Thanks. I find that the older I get, the less tolerant I am towards this kind of behavior.
And good luck to your son. Lord knows I've done the bit about "My friends are doing so much better than me" and once had to deal with my mom accidentally reinforcing that.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5)
Now it can be Friday
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (ZxPkt)
If you are mad
About the case that they had
Well you can always go
Downtown
Don't sit at home
Let you feelings be shown
There's a place I know
Downtown
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F)
Get him on the sidewalk and don't show him no pity
After you're thru
You can kick in some doors
And burn down some store
Steal some new shoes
And get some free booze
And go
Downtown
Everyone's waiting for you
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:31 AM (lQ+/f)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:32 AM (RIvkX)
Now every other recommended video is a cat video about what the things they do really mean.
I don't even own a cat.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:33 AM (6ydKt)
https://youtu.be/6SJzaeEYzxE
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 06, 2026 06:20 AM (O7YUW)
Doesn't count; didn't call it.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n)
The entire Pentagon should.
They've had 47 years to plan this.
Do what we gotta do and get this thing done.
There's no going back now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 06, 2026 06:35 AM (6ydKt)
Thanks. Im trying to do everything I can to not reinforce the negativity. Heck, I know some guy whose grandson hasn't had a job since he got out of college - 4 years ago. He studied computer programming and so many of the jobs had been outsourced to India . Grrrr!. Son hasn't only not been working since Sept.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:36 AM (7RYym)
I hope they keep the meeting and may rough places be made smooth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:38 AM (7RYym)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 06:27 AM (fSA1n)
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Unfortunately, Israel doesn't. Endless heads-ups to Hizballah in Lebanon. Idiots!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 06, 2026 06:39 AM (hY+PL)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:42 AM (vFG9F)
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Maybe that's what's going on. If I see the grandfather I will tell him. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:42 AM (WFtAr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:43 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:44 AM (WFtAr)
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Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H)
Are you making fun of me??? *calls mother*
Posted by: Hampster Girl at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (WkL+O)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (WFtAr)
I have not slept, and no longer know what's real.
Posted by: SciVo at March 06, 2026 05:47 AM (Sy6m/)
She obviously needs to recruit Dan Crenshaw now that he’s about to have some more free time. His nom de guerre shall be Nick the Contemptuously Annoyed.
I dont think Crenshaw sees that happening.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (i0Hi3)
"Pedro Pascal Fan Club Revokes Actor’s Woke Status Over Rumors He Might Be Dating Zionist Man"
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2026 06:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2026 06:53 AM (WkL+O)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 06, 2026 06:54 AM (t14i3)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 06:54 AM (aTgV0)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 06, 2026 04:08 AM (BLOW1)
AoSHq stylesheet says: ham(p)sters
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 05:26 AM (+YA9H)
Are you making fun of me??? *calls mother*
Posted by: Hampster Girl at March 06, 2026 06:48 AM (WkL+O)
I love, I love, I love my hampster girl
Yeah, sweet hampster girl
I love, I love, I love my hampster girl
Each and every day of the year
Posted by: Neil Sedaka at March 06, 2026 06:55 AM (wVcYX)
"Pedro Pascal Fan Club Revokes Actor’s Woke Status Over Rumors He Might Be Dating Zionist Man"
Posted by: fd
A Babylon Bee headline??
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 06:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:57 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd
----
Pedro Pascal has a fan club? Does it have a 900-number where people can dial in to talk to the "real" Pedro?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2026 06:59 AM (ESVrU)
It could be the perception that you won't make as much money or honestly not being aware of the smaller companies in the area. It's not something schools bother explaining to their students.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Halfhand at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (I9O2A)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:01 AM (aTgV0)
He might get blindsided on this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2026 06:51 AM (iMotb)
It could get a little patchy.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:01 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:02 AM (aTgV0)
People in an urban setting are always need some junk hauled, help moving furniture a thousand small jobs
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:02 AM (+nEug)
So wuts up with Jason Momoa?
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2026 07:03 AM (aTgV0)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:06 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:08 AM (wVcYX)
He might get blindsided on this.
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shoulda slept with one eye open
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:08 AM (wVcYX)
I look at them one by one, first. Non-spam ends up there sometimes.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Halfhand
[vr]
Try to explain it and they'll pretend to not understand. The Temple was destroyed though, by the Romans in 70AD.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2026 07:10 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 06, 2026 07:13 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:14 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:09 AM (+YA9H)
Yes, it happens. I scan the page first and pluck out the occasional Not Spam. It's typically 99 and 44/100% pure Spam.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2026 07:15 AM (wVcYX)
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My logic is that if it was really important, they'd follow up when I got in.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 06:30 AM (+4yJ5)
Also, sometimes your friends who're doing better are just pretending. That comes back to bite them in the ass eventually.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e)
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My logic is that if it was really important, they'd follow up when I got in.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5)
Bold move, NR Pax!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:18 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: m
It's done wonders for me. And there is rarely anything that requires my immediate attention that the rest of my team can't handle in my absence.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 06:40 AM (vFG9F)
I want a 6-figure job in a big tech hub with lots of perks. Why can't I find a job?
I see videos of people bemoaning the "terrible economy where there are no jobs" and they all live in big cities.
Go where the jobs are people. Folks used to know that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lt. Cdr Virgil Cole at March 06, 2026 07:21 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 07:22 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 06, 2026 07:22 AM (DDJSl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March
Aye!
Posted by: Dan crenshaw at March 06, 2026 07:24 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2026 07:24 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Relocating out of the only place you've lived in can be unnerving for folks. No friends, no safety net and a big risk can work against them.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:25 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:25 AM (+4yJ5)
I guess I was lucky. Moved a lot as a kid so no lifelong friends, family is white trash so no help there. Did the needful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
You can major in it, if you choose the right courses.
Mouthy little squishes stand in the line, check the boxes, collect the slip of paper, then say "nobody taught me..."
You have to sign up for the class. You have to pay attention.
If you bought yourself a shitty education, you might blame your parents or yourself or a guidance counselor, but you have no call to "salt the ashes where it stood."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 06, 2026 07:28 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Grew up in the military, lost my friends every two years. Getting out of CA and moving to MD because I met the right woman was an easy choice even though I didn't have a job waiting for me.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5)
A simple one semester course could do a lot. It's amazing how many people do not understand even the basics of running a business, much less the difference between profit and margin.
Posted by: fd at March 06, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F)
Most people lack the temperament to be an entrepreneur.
Everyone wants wealth and fame (but privacy also) and they want it NOW with no effort. But it's okay. They know their worth and they'll manifest it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 06, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)
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Posted by: Nazdar at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:14 AM (+YA9H) "
so did mine!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (MIIRH)
Bonchie retweeted
Jeremy Boreing
@JeremyDBoreing
10h
... [Candace] is savvy enough to use just a little bit of truth here and there to ground her manipulations.
For example, I did have quite a nice wardrobe at Daily Wire -- sports coats and suits, mostly. And I did have exactly one Gucci Jacket -- made famous in the Jeremy's Razors Commercial. I did not, however, have ‘a wardrobe closet filled with tailored Gucci suits.'
But the charge feels credible because some of the words weren't completely made up. It's a truth-adjacent claim. And if any claim sticks, every claim sticks in the game of character assassination.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:32 AM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2026 06:49 AM (i0Hi3)
He most likely has a toad or small dwarf living in his empty eye socket. Leeches and a severe flogging with cat o'nine tails outta get him back in shape.
Posted by: Theodoric Of York, medieval barber at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (D1j1g)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 07:31 AM (15vO0
I've been watching a lot Eastern Bloc/Soviet TV lately, just out of curiosity about it. Sub-substandard stuff. The animation is my favorite. As the Communist experiment got less and less viable, the animation grew weirder and weirder. And weirder. By the late 80s it was downright inscrutable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2026 07:34 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 06, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5)
Sounds like a life lived well!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 07:36 AM (+YA9H)
Boy Howdy!
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:47 AM (LOZbR)
… so then nobody has any idea what they are doing, up until the AI declares itself obsolete and shutters the entire network
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (WIlc2)
I pay good money for this......you mean if I misbehave I dont have to pay?
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 07:49 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2026 08:24 AM (+YA9H)
Thursday Overnight Open Thread - March 5, 2026 [Doof]
Thomas Point Shoal Light Station in the Chesapeake Bay
Kewl Stuff! The aerial refueling aircraft used in Operation Epic Fury were created from a single $16 million Boeing prototype.
In the 1950s, Boeing made a $16 million bet. As Boeing manufactured newer, faster jet bombers for the Air Force, mid-air refueling aircraft lagged behind. The standard refueling aircraft at the time, the propeller-powered KC-97, flew much slower than the jet-powered bombers it was meant to refuel. To Boeing president William Allen, it seemed like only a matter of time before a jet tanker became necessary. The Air Force hadn't requested a jet-powered refueling aircraft, but Allen was sure that they'd buy it once they saw it fly. His $16 million bet eventually led to the creation of the 707 jetliner and the Air Force's KC-135 tanker. Development began in 1952. To keep the project under wraps and ensure they were the first to market, Boeing named the prototype the 367-80, nicknamed "Dash 80," to disguise it as a piston-powered aircraft from Boeing's 300 series.Really interesting backstory on this technology. Check it out! ----- Secrets of Animation Here’s How Animators Make Stop-Motion Masterpieces Like ‘Wallace & Gromit’ Come Alive
A new exhibition in London takes visitors behind the scenes of the beloved stop-motion franchise featuring Wallace and Gromit. The show marks 50 years since the founding of Aardman, the animation studio behind classics like The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and “The Wrong Trousers.” “Inside Aardman: Wallace & Gromit and Friends” is now on view at the Young V&A museum. Through set models, props, demonstrations and interactive exhibits, the show illustrates how Aardman producers brought to life characters like Wallace, Gromit, Shaun the Sheep and Morph for half a century. “Aardman is an incredibly complex and skilled operation,” Alex Newson, the museum’s chief curator, tells the Guardian’s Catherine Shoard. “It’s also slow. Each animator only produces around two seconds of footage a day. Yet it’s one of the most accessible creative processes; even a small child can grasp it.”Interesting article. Lengthy. Check it out! ----- WTF??
He thought he put his opponent in an impossible situation and then bro does this… pic.twitter.com/3H6vp81xwe
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 5, 2026
Is this a game changer, or did everyone but me already know this? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lYkCgdxQbF
— GnosisWolf (@GnosisWolf) March 6, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
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aka Bronco Bama's weekend hangout.
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I figure I'd call you by your full name to be proper in this important day of your life!
It's been snowing today! I love it and have missed my old friend, winter.
Yellow crocus are blooming and none of my spring flowers mind the snow. Also some primrose. I hope we don't have a hard freeze with the plum tree blooms, but otherwise it can snow through May to catch up with our snowpack.
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Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:10 PM (OoFl2)
Looks like the threat of tornadoes is cancelled. They were only predicted for a small area. Which just happened to be centered right on top of us.
Meh. Too early for serious 'naders.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Let's twister again like we did last summer at March 05, 2026 10:10 PM (9O6qm)
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Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain
France
Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (DIY2E)
My family used to catch crabs in Annapolis, at the Naval Station across from the Naval Academy. At night.
We used aluminum poles with a chicken wire net to scoop them out of the water as they went past our lights. It did take skill, much more than a crab trap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Happy times.
Then some drunk takes out the old fashioned light pole and the city replaces with something modern and completely inconguient.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
I guess anyday above ground is a good day🤪❣
Luv ya Mr. Doof!
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Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
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And then there's Maude!
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Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (cn/q6)
Well spotted. Sad, really.
I hear the middle East nations are chastising Great Britain for lack of help, but the blame is hitting the Prime Minister. Starmer makes a wet noodle look strong.
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Radio said he was madder'n a blue tick hound after a coon when he heard what Kristy did.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
We are fed up with our rights, our bodies, and the violence women suffer being used as excuses to justify illegal bombings and imperialist aggression.
All year long they call us ‘woke’ and blame us for everything. But when they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for money, their colonial and imperialist wars — suddenly they use women’s rights as their justification.”
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I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (FXNzP)
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I should have people for that. But I do not. One day when I get my Tesla Optimus, I will be all set.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:18 PM (Wmg4n)
"BREAKING: China orders its largest oil refineries to suspend exports of diesel & gasoline."
what up Chicoms, oil shortage ? why, WHYYYY????
🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (GD0B3)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan Kuwait UAE Saudi Arabia Oman Qatar Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain France Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
That's so cold, I'm going to have to be like Piper and put on sweatpants.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
The Boeing CEO went from an engineer to a finance guy. The entire company took their eye off the ball of aviation advances.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (FXNzP)
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This soliloquy is one ticket for a helicopter ride.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Radio said he was madder'n a blue tick hound after a coon when he heard what Kristy did.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Hakeen Jeffries is floating on a gloat boat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (WErXV)
Radio is part of the Lying media. They lie, constantly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (bOJ2I)
...
As the only Native American in the Senate, Markwayne is ...
_PDJT
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Not going to be called out for shooting idiots because
That's Racist.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (WErXV)
You should know your quiet support is of great help as I continue to grieve. I am getting better.
Thank you so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
We used aluminum poles with a chicken wire net to scoop them out of the water as they went past our lights. It did take skill, much more than a crab trap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Chicken necks on a line of string. Pull them in slowly when you get a bite. Scoop with a hoop net. Been doing that since I was a kid.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
What will you sing to me when you're wearing those?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (cn/q6)
I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin
One less Senator to answer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)
Yes. Getting the free swimmers was more of a sport. All my siblings were very focused on competition for the biggest crab and the most crabs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
I so hope we get a wholelotta snow soon here in CO. it's been way too nice here...doesn't bode well for fire times...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (oNzQB)
And best wishes for a happy birthday!
That billiards move was awesome.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (kB9dk)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain
France
Spain
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Boom! Top 10 Comment of The Week candidate!
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)
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Is this code for something ??
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026
Nope. I did laundry today. It was a little out of control. And as I sat in my laundry room folding, I redesigned the whole thing in my head and am going to execute on it. That’ll teach someone to comment about my laundry pile!
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
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I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn
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She and MeAgain Kelly should do a duo podcast.
It would be a scream.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (WErXV)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Yay!
I woke up thinking it was Wednesday. And I also left for work an hour early. Weird. I climbed into my truck thinking, why is it still dark outside?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Annnnddddd, after tonight's win against the Penguins:
Sabres are 6th over all in the NHL
Sport the best record in the NHL since Dec 15th
The are, in the vernacular: A Wagon
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
What will you sing to me when you're wearing those?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (cn/q6)
Breathe Again?
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (IG3/x)
You should know your quiet support is of great help as I continue to grieve. I am getting better.
Thank you so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
We love you, Salty.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
"It's your wedding, son. To me it's just a day I can't wear sweatpants."
--- Shit My Dad Says
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (ODqn8)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (DIY2E)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
....
I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Key term is it's use of "illegal aggression".
That said... Spanish-American War
Spain was an especially nasty group oppressing women in its colonialist period for a couple hundred years or so. Big into slavery and comfort women virtually world-wide.
It deserves a big FU unless it pays some reparations via its life.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
I climbed into my truck thinking, why is it still dark outside?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Thank you. I was just mentioning the glitter dispenser project to one of the widows during our walk. She expressed no desire for one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
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It's an Indian name. I came down from his grandfather, Markwayne Gichyou.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (WErXV)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Dean Stockwell
Marsha War field
Eva Mendes
Niki Taylor
Kent Tekulve
Michael Irvin
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (cn/q6)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
We are fed up with our rights, our bodies, and the violence women suffer being used as excuses to justify illegal bombings and imperialist aggression.
All year long they call us ‘woke’ and blame us for everything. But when they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for money, their colonial and imperialist wars — suddenly they use women’s rights as their justification.”
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I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
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Women everywhere in public office seem to have the hardest time convincing the rest of us that women shouldn't serve in public office.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Ha! I will be even more confuzzled!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (IG3/x)
Cultural appropriation.
- JoeJohn
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Better than "Twodogsfucking"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either
Well she sounds dumb.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Ask DOOF! For my contact stuff...I'd love to talk to you.😋...
Meanwhile...good night sweet ones...
“Put your thoughts to sleep, do not let them cast a shadow over the moon of your heart. Let go of thinking.” ―
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (oNzQB)
Mark-wayne?
Mar-kwayne?
Mar-kway-ne?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Pronounce it like he's from the hood: Mar'Kwan.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
How about the women of France, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, and Luxembourg in WWII?
She is uninformed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Dean Stockwell
Marsha War field
Eva Mendes
Niki Taylor
Kent Tekulve
Michael Irvin
Posted by: Doof
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The first set are well known. Some people now of Dean Stockwell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Thank you. I was just mentioning the glitter dispenser project to one of the widows during our walk. She expressed no desire for one.
More glitter for me!
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Great!! I'm looking forward to that extra hour of sleep I'll get every day.
Wait. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)
How about the women of France, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, and Luxembourg in WWII?
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She identifies with those whose heads were shaved.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Today's Democratic Talking Points! at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (n1OCj)
That POS should have been fired for sure.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (Lo97M)
Well she sounds dumb.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wmg4n)
The new Shah, when he ascends the Peacock Throne, should declare Juy 4 to be "burn your hijab" day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Glad he's from Gen X and not older.
"Ebenezerjebediah" would be a real mouthful.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
"Mar Kwan yea!"
-angry substitute teacher-
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
There's probably a black woman out there named
Mar'Quan'ya
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (WErXV)
Which was what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (ODqn8)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Or maybe Mark Messier and Wayne Gretsky?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
Would be even worse if he'd been an English Puritan.
Imagine having two uncles like If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barbon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Or maybe Mark Messier and Wayne Gretsky?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Mark Hamill and Wayne Campbell.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (IG3/x)
Which was what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05
Well, she didn’t outright lie. But she intimated Trump was okay with her insane spend on a commercial.
I personally think it was because her Lewandowski situation was too messy even for Trump.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
Pics of the topless pillow fight, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Ahhh...open the garage door?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Would
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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IMNSHO, poor supervisory skills. She couldn't scale up from a South Dakota size staff where she knew almost everybody.to a DC where her immediate staff was as big as half the entire SD executive.
She never figured out how to handle a staff that fed her half-assed data which she used and wound up looking like an idiot. Of course, since it kept happening, maybe she was an idiot.
She's now an example of two of Trumps schticks: One) He hires pretty faces. Two) He'll fire his mistakes.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (CHHv1)
And Cliff Fucking Burton. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)
136 “Markwayne” is an incredibly stupid name, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulg at March
It’s better than Ura Hogg!
But yeah, stay out of the south. I didn’t even bat an eye at it.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps announces a wave of missile launches on the commercial hub of Tel Aviv, according to Iran’s state news agency IRNA.
“Missiles headed toward Tel Aviv,” IRNA says, reporting an IRGC statement on “a combined missile and drone attack… targeting locations in the heart of Tel Aviv.”
Despite the IRGC statement, there are no immediate warnings from the Israel Defense Forces of an incoming missile attack.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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It didn't happen... did you miss the church part?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Kent Tekulve
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM
***
Wow. A Kent Tukelve sighting! Well done and happy birthday!
Posted by: TRex - we are fam-i-lee at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
And Cliff Fucking Burton. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
I share a birthday with Melania.
I win!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)
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Seems unwise
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)
It seems like a small thing, but she Disrespected the Boss. That’s about the fastest way out of a job there is, especially with a Boss like Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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It didn't happen... did you miss the church part?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
"This one time, at church camp. . . . ."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (cYBz/)
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[awaits Biden's Dog on-the-scene report]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (XeU6L)
But yeah, stay out of the south. I didn’t even bat an eye at it.
Posted by: Piper
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Don't forget her sister, Ima.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard
++
So it has been alleged.
One thing about Trump, he seems to take great offense at the idea that someone may have lied to/about him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
Just so you know, there are no Hobbits named MarkWayne in Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:46 PM (VCgbV)
That POS should have been fired for sure.
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Mayorkas did exactly what he was instructed to do.
The GOP should have impeached his sorry ass. But they didn't, because the regular GOP is as sorry as the "opposition party". Half of "our" Senators aren't America First, and half of our House Reps aren't either. Mayorkas would STILL be prosecuted if any of those ghouls pretending to be "Republicans" believed in anything.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:47 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Damn. Now every TV show shifts to an hour earlier. On the good side, we'll be in, effectively, the same time zone as my daughter and her brood.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:48 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 10:48 PM (gUs21)
Prolly right up till the good writers jumped ship to Futurama.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)
- Cliff Booth
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
That I would pay money to see.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 10:51 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:51 PM (oNzQB)
Their surrender is imminent.
Posted by: The Ayatollah DuJour at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
http://alturl.com/8bgc2
Why didn't you people tell me that eyepatch McCain lost his primary?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (dK+Kv)
President Trump said Thursday that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem lied to Congress about getting his approval for a $220 million ad campaign featuring herself.
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Radio said he was steaming pissed off.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (WErXV)
I would have went with Waynemark. That sounds better, like a department store or something.
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (fSA1n)
She passed the blame for an expensive vanity project from herself to her boss, and lost her bosses' trust.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
https://tinyurl.com/ykbzyf89
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)
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Old ladies named Jimmie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (65cLN)
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
J.O. Seasoning for crabs. Old Bay for everything else.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (GD0B3)
http://alturl.com/8bgc2
Why didn't you people tell me that eyepatch McCain lost his primary?
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I'm so glad one of the *grifters* in "our" party got bounced. And the "Fundamentally non-serious" candidate in Texas got trounced as well.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (Cjcf6)
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Radio said he was steaming pissed off.
Posted by: Braenyard
==
Should see how he reacts to the seasonal flu if told it's a really really bad flu that we know nothing about.
- Fauci
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Some of us are 29, but I am pretty sure you are only 28.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)
Ha! One year away from doubling that 28
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (cn/q6)
My dad was a Jr. and his parents called him Sonny to the end of their lives.
He had a cousin, also a Jr., also called Sonny. But when the family got together, Daddy was just Sonny, but cousin was Little Sonny.
No he did not pursue a career as a blues singer...
Posted by: sal at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
There seemed to have been some no-bid contracts put out that seemed to have no real basis and the contractee may have been related to Noem, so that might have contributed.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (iQdLI)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (gQFwH)
It did not.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 10:57 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
youtu.be/apdjJPEvdqY
Uh, don't look Orioles fans.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
That 79 series was crushing to my 8 year old self. Still can stand that We Are Family song.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:58 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Eromero
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Sure there is. Beer.
I like crawdads, shrimp and lobster. Don't like crab.
I can eat clams in chowder, but I can't stand oysters - they have the texture of a big lougie and taste like the mud they grow in.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (sR2WI)
You share a birthday with Lon Chaney jr., and Glenn Beck, and Jimmy Durante. How much more wild can anyone be🤪🤪?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (oNzQB)
https://tinyurl.com/38w2tujf
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
There seemed to have been some no-bid contracts put out that seemed to have no real basis and the contractee may have been related to Noem, so that might have contributed.
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I'll never understand why those who are already *killing it* decide that what they really need to do at that particular point is screw with what is moral and ethical.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
so, 2 nights in a row , in Manchester England, jihadis in the islamic center there are trying to hold a vigil and mourning sessions for the aytollah (the big one, who cannot have funeral because , well you know...kaboom!), and this keeps happening !
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner
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As ace likes to say...
Woops! Woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (JF3MH)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (cn/q6)
There's a Sandra Fluke joke in there someplace, but I'm too lazy to make it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (p3a49)
I looked up the cost on the web from Jimmy's Seafood and that tamped down my craving substantially. Something around buck fifty.
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (iQdLI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (oNzQB)
And become a Democrat? Say wut?
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (cAEoL)
youtu.be/apdjJPEvdqY
Uh, don't look Orioles fans.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
That 79 series was crushing to my 8 year old self. Still can stand that We Are Family song.
Posted by: Doof
Heh! My 10 year old self was quite pleased with the results! We Are Family is the only disco song I like, for some reason. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (NkASH)
Posted by: Don Black
We will twirl no tassels before their time.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 11:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 11:01 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:58 PM (cn/q6)
The only Natl League team I supported ...
After the Bonds / Van Slyke years, they've turned into the 70's Indians
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (3sXRv)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Woops! Woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (JF3MH)
bonus , IT IS STLL RAMADAN!
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (GD0B3)
https://tinyurl.com/38w2tujf
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w/O5Q)
I'd be a lot more impressed if they were using tire irons.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All my girlfriends were born under the same sign.
Posted by: For Rent at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg
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You've got a lot of carriage there talking about stupid names.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:05 PM (WErXV)
47 years of mullah brutality is a long time. But the people who live there and go about their lives as best they can are happy that the mullahs are being stomped.
Not gonna be easy. At all. Who knows who will fill the void in the governance of Iran. But I daresay it will be far better.
But, again, prayers for the people of Iran.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Yep. Right over the Seafair Hydro races.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 11:06 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 11:07 PM (oNzQB)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes
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He would be named, Tex. Boss told him, never do it again. Boeing, already going risk adverse.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:07 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Miklos figures it's the thought that counts at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
It could be that someone took advantage of her relationship, or that someone intentionally undercut her by letting something like that through. Unfortunately for her it is her responsibility and she is the one that gets the jump because it happened.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (gUs21)
I looked up the cost on the web from Jimmy's Seafood and that tamped down my craving substantially. Something around buck fifty.
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (iQdLI)
Look up Pappas or Box Hill Pizzeria. Both make great crab cakes (almost as good as the ones I make at home) and both offer shipping. Not sure of the prices though.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 11:10 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Or pushed the weirdbeards into the path of oncoming streetcars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
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Don't understand why no one, not one country, is smuggling, weapons to the citizens. Let the ops on the ground choose who gets them. One gun in ten or twenty would be a game changer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Maybe it is happening, but on the downlow. Get a critical mass of civilian weapons into theater before blowing the trumpets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:14 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 11:15 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Couldn't you try and make it kinda rhyme..?
Hiya Mr. Klos...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie
It rhymes sometimes
Posted by: Miklos is no Muldoon at March 05, 2026 11:16 PM (Al4HM)
Happy Birthday, Doof!
The JAXA cargo craft is departing from the ISS late in the morning.
JAXA - HTV-X1
Departure International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: March 6, 2026
Release: 12 p.m. EST (0500 UTC, 18:00 CET)
https://youtu.be/k8R8taFX8i8
Posted by: Joyenz at March 05, 2026 11:17 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Or pushed the weirdbeards into the path of oncoming streetcars.
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I have zero sympathy for what happens to the weirdbeards.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:17 PM (Cjcf6)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh) (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/yuFI5KSPAt4
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 11:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:20 PM (Cjcf6)
Shopping all day, several stores. Last stop, going home. Nope. Turned the key and...nothing. Battery's not 2 years old. (other parking lot details)
Fellow yells at me You Want a Jump. OK, thanks.
He just happened to have a fresh battery in the bed of his truck. He disconnected my battery, connected his, OK, start the truck then disconnects his battery, the truck keeps running (new one to me) and connects my battery.
Get home, leave the truck running, off load the grub, situate truck appropriately for tomorrow's job and kill it. Turn the key and it fires up lickety split.
Tomorrow's fire up will be interesting 'cause I just don't know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Crusader
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The paranoid remnants of a decayed society.
Posted by: Nat Lamp at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)
It's running off your alternator. It has to put out enough amps to run your engine and recharge your battery.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 11:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Tomorrow's fire up will be interesting 'cause I just don't know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM (WErXV)
Could be one of the battery terminals developed a thin layer of corrosion at the metal-to-metal interface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:25 PM (8zz6B)
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Possible bad terminal contact. I mean was there *nothing* at all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 11:27 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM
Sometimes the bitter cold then warm alternating temperatures can slightly loosen the connections to the terminals.
Maybe try a good clean and re-tighten before you scrap that battery?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 11:27 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Look for none obvious drains - Underhood light stuck on, trunk light... no, you have a truck,ok, the classic - the bed light. Not obvious in daylight. DAMHIK.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (diia5)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (diia5)
Let's Go, Brandon! LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 11:34 PM (VCgbV)
First thing was to call service But the phone was at home. There was a lady parked at the truck's nose so I asked her if she would make the call. Sure.
She was a patient person and knew how to push all the buttons on the phone because that Service didn't make it easy. When all was said and done I gave her a tip for her efforts, she blessed me and said good bye's.
Short minutes later the fellow with the battery is calling to me. Calling to me with a heavy islander accent. The business is done, thanks are said and I offer him a tip. He is offended. I have a good job, I make good money.
Oh, no, it's just saying thank you.
No, don't think about it.
OK, If I see you on the highway I'll catch you.
Mighty fine.
_Two cultures
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:34 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Crusader
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The paranoid remnants of a decayed society.
Posted by: Nat Lamp at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)
What did you mean by that?
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:36 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
I went on a silent church retreat once with my wife. I didn’t see the big deal. Almost forgot everyone was being silent. Zero talking is my average level of talking. Zero people talking to me is my base level interest. But it about killed her. The drive home was basically an hour long nonstop run on sentence. Great breath control on her part. Amazing.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 11:38 PM (lQzuA)
🤣🤣
I can’t imagine.
Everyone still trying to make this about Israel just got pantsed. Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:39 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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That's what I'm hoping. Don't want it to be the switch or that maze connector under the dash that's been known to go crazy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:40 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)
Brandon posted this morning that he had received proof of Tony’s other affairs. Not sure if true or he just bluffed on a highly likely bet, LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:41 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:42 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:43 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:41 PM (QZThv)
Heh, "Seedy Gonzales"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
Islam=Satanism.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 11:45 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All my girlfriends were born under the same sign.
Posted by: For Rent at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Thinking like a Moron I thought of a joke.
Then I reminded myself it is Lent and I am behaving.
I was hoping JQ would post about her BIL tonight. Hope all is well and he's on a bus somewhere or in a shelter vs with her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 11:48 PM (WONhk)
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner
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Iranians teach the Brits how to man up before they leave. Wonder how many Iranian girls have been raped. Speculating; not many.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:48 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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A word or two
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (WErXV)
Tectone called him "Tony Goonzales" after coming to the realization that telling the woman to "hurry" with the nudes meant he probably was, and I quote, "cranking his hog".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (LIPc9)
Was just thinking about posting, then hit refresh..
Figured it was still too busy to threadjack with BILs bs.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Crusader
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Swamp Republicans fucked Winsome.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:51 PM (WErXV)
Brandon posted this morning that he had received proof of Tony’s other affairs. Not sure if true or he just bluffed on a highly likely bet, LOL.
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I read a lengthy article regarding his "confession" of the affair. He spoke as if he just had a chocolate bar when telling the world he was on a keto diet. There was NOTHING about him that suggested sincere repentance...because all he cared about was the high-paying job of being congressional critter.
I feel so sorry for his wife. She needs money, so she'll probably pretend to accept this asshole's apology. And both of them will live another 20 years together in misery, because he's an asshole and she needs the support.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Maybe she should hire Gloria Allred, the bitchdog divorce lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:56 PM (8zz6B)
Also, running against a CIA candidate means you're in the Kobayashi Maru. It's set up to be no-win unless you do some extraordinary cheating of your own.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:56 PM (LIPc9)
Appropriately, his last vote as a member of Congress will apparently be against public disclosure of Congressional sexual harassment claims.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:58 PM (LIPc9)
Posted by: Crusader
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Swamp Republicans fucked Winsome.
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Nope. Winsome was a "Fundamentally Non-Serious" selection. And she compounded the problem by asserting on national television in 2022 that Donald Trump was a relic of the Republican party and that the party should move on.
She was a Lt Governor at the time--that was the highest office she had ever held. She ran her mouth, and it cost her. HAD the Virginia Republican Party taken their job seriously, they would have found and supported a candidate that had an actual *functioning* personality and one that wasn't on record as anti-Trump. There was nothing "charismatic" about Sears--she coasted rather than campaigned.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
His replacement ID card likely won't arrive until end of next week at the earliest. Not much can happen without *that*-- at least in terms of replacing his other important documents like SS/Medicare cards. Also, need it to cancel his vehicle insurance and get a new phone/migrate service from old one.
Fortunately, he was able to get a bank statement printed out, so now we know what cell carrier he has and what auto-deductions need to be cancelled. Not 100% sure, but appears to be no fraudulent transactions.
Meanwhile, I made an app't at "Aging & Disability Resource Center"-- next Tuesday. See what he can apply for/qualify for?
What am I supposed to do? Throw him out in the cold? He's 71 years old. Frail. Needs a cane. Deaf. Possibly in early dementia.
Yes, he's a PITA! Once all his basics are in place-- he's out the door.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Does Hubby have any other siblings he could bunk with?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:03 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
It’s not just because of the oil shortage although that’s part of it. Cuba’s power plants are obsolete oil burners from the early 70’s, and they haven’t had much maintenance for 30 years now. They’re held together with baling wire and duct tape, but they’re being run at 110% capacity which is why they break down repeatedly.
Long story short, without intervention by the US, Cuba is on the brink of one of the greatest waves of starvation so far this century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
You are a good egg.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at March 06, 2026 12:05 AM (XCUp7)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
Is BIL a veteran, or did he belong to any fraternal organizations, like Elks, Kiwanis, etc? Might be avenues to pursue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No. The sister died long ago. I think she had 2 kids... they would be in their 40s now, but I don't know their names, never met them. Their contact info, if BIL even had it, would be on his lost phone.
Parents, aunts/uncles all gone. BIL has no children. I think he burned-out his late wife's family already (?) and I've never met/don't know names of any of them.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
I mean no disrespect by this - but when you started posting about him, was it two months ago? More?
We all knew this story had to end with him in your house. There was always an approaching inevitability about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
Well, they will have to learn how to distribute food in a pre-electric economy. Horse-drawn wagons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
Little is spending part of spring break in Little Havana, Miami. I told him if Cuba falls while he's there, I want video of the mambo lessons he'll be getting from the jubilant mamacitas. Bonus points if one of them follows him home...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 06, 2026 12:11 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Aha! Check the various orgs for the hearing-impaired. There might be some charity that provides care homes for elderly indigent deaf folks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)
I can tick and I can tock.
I cannot feel the things you feel.
I am the ghost behind the wheel.
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 12:12 AM (jrgJz)
Make sure the alternator is doing its job, should be about 14.5 volts at the terminals running 2500 RPM with headlights, accessories and A/C on. Most auto parts stores can test the battery & charging system.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:13 AM (ICnaH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
It’s not easy going backwards - who raises horses anymore? More likely rickshaws of a type with the commie overlords whipping the bare backs of the peons pulling them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:14 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yes. I've had this *sense of dread* ever since he was here last May! Helped me form up a framework for when the inevitable finally occurred.
Sucks that he ditched his papers, though. I'd suspect that he planned it that way, if I thought he was smart enough... he did at least have enough sense to keep his debit card. But I guess he just never kept it in his wallet anyway.
Says he looked but could not find his phone or wallet when he walked away from stuck truck.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
he's an asshole and she needs the support.
Posted by: Crusader
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Yet another illustration of why women should be educated and career-capable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (HJvlr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes. That's why I booked app't with that place mentioned above. The have the whole list of resources in WA state.
I'm hoping he ends up in a far-away town that has plenty of support available.
His license was suspended for unpaid ticket, so not likely to recover it anytime soon
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Crusader
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Yet another illustration of why women should be educated and career-capable.
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Absolutely!
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (HJvlr
"Joe" from Scranton?
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:26 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
The wristband doesn't have a hospital name or logo on it! But he's leaving it on for now. Maybe the social services outfit can figure that out?
Posted by: Tarbender
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Does it have a barcode on it? Might tell all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 12:27 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I'll need to look again. BILs asleep now...
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
"Sources in Iran tell ZED TV that Mojtaba Khamenei is believed to have been the target in an unusual airstrike in Tehran."
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:31 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tarbender
I don't think so. If memory serves, it's just printed text.
In fact, he maybe was not "admitted"-- just an ER dump by someone he'd been sponging off of? Maybe there was no *discharge paperwork*
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
4h
U.S. officials tell CBS News that a total of three MQ-9 “Reaper” Surveillance and Attack Drones with the U.S. Air Force have been downed so far during Operation Epic Fury. It's not clear where exactly the three drones crashed, but one of the Reapers attempted to crash off the coast of Iran, while another is believed to have been shot down during a “friendly fire” incident by Qatar.
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One of the drones attempted to crash.
It must have made a successful landing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:33 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, never a dull moment at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (GI9/m)
Good catch! We have some relatives in the area, and they invited us to visit up there for a family reunion get-together. Marvelous town, we loved it! The abandoned military installations are like Mayan ruins, returning back to the jungle.
I looked it up on Google Maps, you’re absolutely right. There’ll be a historic lighthouse out on the tip of that point right behind the plane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
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Wow. You are very kind. I understand about the shelters. Is there anything anywhere for dependent deaf elderly housing (if there is such a thing)?
I had a cousin who died in his 60's. Paranoid schizophrenic since his 20's. When his parents died they left the house to him. Instead of getting better he got worse. In and out of rehabs when young after his psychotic break. On meds. Saw a shrink. Lost his car, etc. Totally dependent then on his mother's SS and his SSI. When she died it got worse.Alienated his brother, etc. He died of hypothermia after not paying his gas bills.
At his funeral his shrink (who knew my mother elsewhere) told her he'd tried to get him into a halfway house for years and he refused.
Maybe a halfway house? Only a social worker around there would know.If he can make meals. Medicaid.
This is a lot on you that you don't need.
Due to his deafness at birth, which is not a handicap others overcome (I know this from a friend's sister), his dementia makes it a handicap.
I am so sorry and will pray for you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (WONhk)
I looked it up on Google Maps, you’re absolutely right. There’ll be a historic lighthouse out on the tip of that point right behind the plane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (fSA1n)
Thank you. The old part of Port Townsend is quite a period piece with all the shops and old brick buildings. Waterfront Pizza is a don't miss every time I visit there.
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:42 AM (GI9/m)
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It's time to show video. Not some thirteen second negative. A nice color narrative of blowups and burble downs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:43 AM (WErXV)
Most states offer 1915(c) HCBS waivers that allow Medicaid to pay for services in assisted living, memory care, or at home, provided the person needs a "nursing home level of care".
The National Council on Aging (NCOA)
The National Council on Aging (NCOA)
+1
Coverage: These waivers help pay for assistance with activities of daily living (ADLs)—such as bathing, dressing, and eating—medication management, and specialized dementia care services.
ME: Assisted living is typically out of pocket,not Medicaid vs a nursing home (Medicaid).
Deaf/Dementia Specialized Care: Some states, like Washington, offer specialized dementia care programs within assisted living facilities, which can be adapted to accommodate, or at least provide care for, individuals with hearing loss.
Limitation: These waivers are not entitlements; they have limited slots, and applicants may be placed on a waiting list.
Also HUD Section 11 housing.
Some states have Medicaid waiver teams. This totally needs to be managed by Dept of Health, Area Agency on Aging, or a social worker at this level.
Which state did he come from and do you want him to go back? Golly, what a mess to dump on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:45 AM (WONhk)
BIL has been *enabled* for 50 years, imo. Been taken in and taken care of. Then married for 30 years to a woman who took care of business for them both.
Everything went to hell after she died and BIL began circling the drain... I'm not going to bail him out & let him suck up like his "friends" who just let him couch-surf until they got tired and kicked him out or dumped him at hospitals.
No-- I'll help get him placed into a stable situation on his own dime, or subsidized, and then turn him loose. (At least he's no longer a danger on the road!)
And make clear that he IS NOT to consider this house as a landing pad ever again.
Hoping for some type of assisted living, so that he won't "need" to drive.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/2rksw8w5
I still think this needs to be brought back to the hospital where he came from. Or, at the very least, have a social worker from there help you/direct you and should have contacts. Something.
No, he did not land there with a medical problem, for treatment. But it was still a form of dumping vs placement since they did not talk to you.
I am sure of this because of my case manager job in the ED in Florida. I doubt it is different in any other state. You have to, legally, discharge to a safe place from a hospital.
Not saying yours is not safe, but you can't care for him except temporarily.
This then becomes their problem.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:51 AM (WONhk)
BIL was last licensed in WA, so that's the state from which he'll get new ID card. ("General Delivery" in a nearby town, so that there's no establishment of residency at my mailing address!)
Tuesday we see a social agency & hope to get pointed in the right direction. BIL will not be staying in my house for *the duration* if he gets on a wait list.
I found out that he actually has some savings, so he can just spend his own money on a place to live!!!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:54 AM (rdVOm)
We couldn't have waited another six months. All of the states over there are taking heavy hits. So are we.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (3ek7K)
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They "tried" I think, but I wasn't home to answer. Does that count? I'm still pissed off about THAT...
Answering machine was turned off, due to all the scam calls. Landline is shut off now.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Not saying yours is not safe, but you can't care for him except temporarily.
This then becomes their problem.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
Assisted living places do have vans for transportation.
Assisted living facilities are paid out of pocket or with long-term health insurance. Medicare/Medicaid won't pay.
If he is low income or indignent he will qualify for Medicaid waivers for a nursing home or a place with similar disabilities.
That is the difference: payment. My MIL was in assisted living. Our parents (thankfully) had/have long-term health insurance that paid for sitters (for my parents, mother still living at home), or assisted living without touching their savings.
Most people in nursing homes are Medicaid and pay down. And/or the sale of their house after their death's profit goes back to Medicaid.
While a PITA, he should be marched into a public housing place/obtain a Medicaid waiver/ and have someone help you with this. Social workers (ok, good ones) help and have connections and lists.
Placement is a lot of work and waiting. You are on the right track, but I ask again...do you want him in your state? Or is their no choice since he has no one else? Take care of yourself.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:00 AM (WONhk)
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Good, go pick a fight with the rest of eastern Europe.
Your war won't be as civil as it has been.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:01 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 01:02 AM (0nHVk)
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It's time to show video. Not some thirteen second negative. A nice color narrative of blowups and burble downs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:43 AM (WErXV)
That would be frigging cool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 01:03 AM (snZF9)
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I'm in Idaho. Close to the WA border. BIL is (technically) a WA resident. The hospital in question is somewhere in Phoenix AZ-- where BIL was couch surfing...
He will need to spend down some savings to get Medicaid I think. His savings account has mid 4-figures in it. He was a bit surprised to learn this, just today when we went to the bank.
Anyway-- he has *some* means, and he needs to GTF out of MY house. I will help him do it safely and permanently. If he refuses (because he doesn't want to pay)?
THEN I would kick his ass to the curb.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
We couldn't have waited another six months. All of the states over there are taking heavy hits. So are we.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (WErXV)
I had researched it a bit, and I’m not surprised at all, which is why I was always certain that a fast attack like everyone wanted at the time of the protests could have been disastrous.
Iran spent the last decade or two building and storing tens of thousands of missiles of various types; not an exaggeration, these numbers are widely accepted.
We’re lucky because of one major miscalculation where they were two clever by half - they built several deep bunkers inside mountains that they call “missile cities “ where they stored these in the thousands; but the USAF has mapped them, and although the granite over them is too thick ever for bunker busters, all of the entrances can be blown up, leaving them entombed forever.
That has been the purpose of many of the bomb___ missions the last few days.
It also points up how insane we were to know that they were building this huge offensive war machine for years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 01:07 AM (fSA1n)
Answering machine was turned off, due to all the scam calls. Landline is shut off now.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
That is BS. There is no way I or anyone I worked with would have done this without talking to someone and getting permission. Heck, you might not have been home, and the cops would have brought him back to the hospital.
Talk to the social worker, nurse or whoever did this in the ED, look for a signature and/or MD names...then the director of the ED (who will be a RN and mention EMTALA).
Social work has lists for where he could go.
If you get no where with the ED, talk to the manager of social work/case mgmt. If that goes nowhere, talk to the director of nursing about that ED's discharge. If that goes nowhere talk to the CEO and mention a lawyer.
DOCUMENT all dates and calls from the start.
I don't know how big this hospital is. In our med center we discharged patients and each floor had someone. I happened to be in the ED for 5yrs, after working all over the med center when people were on vacations.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:10 AM (WONhk)
We signed Rebecca up when she was 6 months old (she qualified for many programs independent of our income) - her name finally came up to the top if the list when she was 7. My understanding is that the wait now is around 10 years in Texas.
Also, you said that he has funds available to him - are they in his name? If so, he will not qualify for ANY waiver programs until he has less than a certain predetermined amount of assets in his name. Not sure if that includes vehicles or property, but before you start applying for help, make sure any funds in his name have been placed into a special needs trust.
Wish I didn't have to know all of this stuff....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 01:13 AM (SRRAx)
I just called people for help. I stopped drinking and am getting help for depression. I'm going to the ER when my friend gets home Saturday.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:15 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
Some of that stuff I cut and pasted above mentioned the state of WA. Start there if you want him in WA vs Idaho.
The hospital in Arizona will try to jack you around since you are not there. Follow that phone tree I gave you. Mention WA and maybe they will pull a rabbit out of a hat.
I see now what they did...but that's a long way to drive him to your place.
Was he ever in a hospital in Idaho and the cops drove him from there? The local hospital is where I'd start.
IF they put him on a bus for a 48hr drive to Idaho that is blatant dumping in my opinion. Big time.
Computer is running out of juice and I need to go to bed. Keep me posted. Praying and wishing you the best.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:16 AM (WONhk)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 01:18 AM (dE3DB)
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I DON'T KNOW WHICH HOSPITAL!!!
There are MANY in Phoenix. Dozens.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:22 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 01:22 AM (dE3DB)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 06, 2026 01:24 AM (dE3DB)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:28 AM (Sco7b)
There are MANY in Phoenix. Dozens.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:22 AM (rdVOm)
Ok. I thought he had an ID bracelet.
Ask the cops where he came from. Bus stop? Or was he briefly in a hospital in Idaho after the bus ride? I guessed he got off the bus, was acting wonky, and a cop brought him to the local ED near you.
Assume no paperwork with him. Ask what part of Phoenix. Probably he won't know, either.
This is worse than I thought without that answer. Let me think about this and I will be back here tomorrow night.
Who were the dimwit friends who he was couch surfing with? Does he at least know that and a phone number? Surely he does since he found them!!! Maybe they know the hospital? Call those jackasses.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:29 AM (WONhk)
If true, he can go into a nursing home as 'private pay, Medicaid pending' and have a social worker do his app.
My plate is full. Overflowing! I don't have time for this.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2026 01:30 AM (Ia/+0)
This is all a dead end. BIL "doesn't remember" or won't say.
Evidently, HE bought the fking bus ticket himself. Saw the charge on his bank statement. He told me yesterday, that "the hospital paid for it". Possibly he is confused, because he f'd up somehow with his debit card at Phoenix bus terminal (bank told him/us this today) and it was "manually approved" but now his debit card is *flagged* and will continue to be declined until he/we call the number on card to straighten it out.
This BS just gets worse and worse. The sooner he is out, the better. But he AT LEAST needs photo ID in hand before he can do anything for himself. That should arrive within 2 weeks, possibly by the end of next week.
UGH!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:43 AM (WErXV)
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He has a hospital wrist band. No hospital name or logo on it! Just BILs info and a reference number. Maybe the social services outfit can look it up? I hope so.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)
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Well, that's clear.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:45 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)
He'd also jolly well better tell you his medical problem if he expects you to help him. This is why I think he's acting a bit. He's used this for decades.
Since he's deaf I'd write down that he tell you the friend's address/number/name or he's going on a one way bus trip back to WA or another friend.
He better not be full of shite about all this, as he sounds like he gets around pretty well. Some things are not adding up. After all this time he may know when, how and where to act demented?
IF he is telling the truth and he was discharged unsafely from a hospital in Phoneix, it is dumping. If his friends put him on a bus that is another story. The fact that he's wearing a bracelet is something, but otherwise a total mystery. He knows more than he's saying about location of the hospital.
My goodness I am sorry. I'd probably check myself into the ED to get away from him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:47 AM (WONhk)
Tarbender, I am so sorry about all of your aggravation, this too shall pass. I shall pray for a speedy resolution.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 01:49 AM (0nHVk)
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Khomeini had one of his stooges hold the door open for her once, but other than that little micro-aggression, he seemed like a nice guy. What did trump ever do for her?!!
Posted by: General Turgidson at March 06, 2026 01:51 AM (koFAO)
A lot of "convenient" losses and "poor memory"
But really really really shitty judgment. Who would just walk away from a vehicle that simply needed to be towed? It wasn't wrecked. Was he merely afraid of another DWP ticket? (suspended for unpaid tailgating ticket)
The truck was a F250 dually with 5th wheel hitch and 4WD!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:55 AM (WErXV)
It's been noted that Mullin is IIRC 1/128th Cherokee? That means he's 127/128th not.
TW Shannon, who lost the 2024 primary against Oklahoma's senior Senator, James Lankford, had a Chickasaw father and an African-American mother. His personal "ethnic diversity" is certainly more notable than Mullin's. And he was a real Trumpian. Trumpster. Whatever. He's currently running for lieutenant governor of Oklahoma. Home he gets it. Seems like a good guy.
https://w.wiki/JCNx
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We're dogsitting Daughter's two canines overnight. Always fun. Except the part where the long-haired one rolled in something stinky earlier tonight. Our Daisy is generally glad to see them, but isn't really used to not being the Only Dog. The cat has learned to tolerate the guests.
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And that's all the rambling I've got to offer as I clock out late. 🕐 Best wishes for JQ (or whoever you are now) and all the Morons around. Remember the words of that great philosopher Pogo: "Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent."
The "lost" Rolling Stones song
https://youtu.be/lM9YwNN2IQY
G'nite, y'all.
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Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
Ah. Well, that shoots my first idea to the ground of a local hospital.
I don't think he's so confused he won't know his last couch surfing friend's name/number. That would answer if he ever was in a hospital before you pull the big guns out. Talk to them.
I may be completely wrong about how demented he is, but he gets around pretty well since he made it to Arizona from WA and now is in Idaho.
We once had an ED patient from Tampa who was mental, but liked to go to different ED's. We were on the Atlantic side. She'd pretend to have seizures...the second she stepped off hospital property. She knew she had to be treated and loved it. Lived with her mother in Tampa & did this all over the state of FL. Made it to MN this way and an ED doc found and posted the newspaper article in the ED.
He's always had someone take care of him. It's really hard to tell how much of this is his total dependence on kindness or avoidance of being a tiny bit responsible. Gotta go nite nite.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:57 AM (WONhk)
He's not that demented or frail. He's crafty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:58 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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^^^ All of this, I think.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
He's not that demented or frail. He's crafty.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I'm wondering, too.
Ya know-- a person wants to believe they're not getting a run-around, especially from family.
But he's really not MY family. I married his brother, not him!
But he can stay until he has photo ID in hand. I will try to help him find housing and assistance. If he refuses what they offer?
OUT, mfer!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)
so, 2 nights in a row , in Manchester England, jihadis in the islamic center there are trying to hold a vigil and mourning sessions for the aytollah (the big one, who cannot have funeral because , well you know...kaboom!), and this keeps happening !
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
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Rats!! Too late. I'm getting "Unauthorized". I'll bet it was good!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 02:06 AM (+PfCm)
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Well, that's clear.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:45 AM (WErXV)
Z man is soooo out of his depths.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 02:07 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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It's video of a
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 02:18 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 02:18 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)
One of my cousins got that when he passed, darn it.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 02:27 AM (3ek7K)
It's video of a protest street party, with lots of pics of Trump, Netanyahu, and lion/sun iranian flags waving... in other words... F the assa-hole-a!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm
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I'm very happy for them.Thank you, tarbender.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 06, 2026 02:32 AM (hW+ut)
Get that separation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 02:41 AM (WErXV)
It's video of a protest street party, with lots of pics of Trump, Netanyahu, and lion/sun iranian flags waving... in other words... F the assa-hole-a!
Posted by: Tarbende
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Looks like the one from Manchester, England. The Islamists were going to hold a solemn wake/funereal thing for Khomeini. hahahahaha
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 02:48 AM (WErXV)
I'm adding things up now. Today was... enlightening... at the bank.
He's *in my space* and it bothers me. I prefer (since hubby cannot come home) to live ALONE. I don't want to "share" my kitchen or bathroom or living room!
I don't want to provide taxi and interpretation services. Jeez, there are people who GET PAID for those things. Dude hasn't offered gas money, although he bought his own groceries today.
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Ucgf4
That raises a fascinating question...
Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
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I didn't notice the link and thought ace was calling MTG being on the View a yappy little bitch getting a few ride on a portly ungulate.
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We're done. Weekly comment winner right here.
Y'all need to curb the snark from here out.
*knows this will be seen as a challenge*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (QVmho)
Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (06Hmj)
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Admit it.
If you could glide naked from tree to tree, you'd let it all out...
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I think cucumber fails preclude one from gaining COTW status.
But thank you none the less.
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Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (06Hmj)
Listen Bub...
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:41 PM (06Hmj)
Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Probably. I know a lot of birds crap as they take off.
Seriously. They do it to lighten the load.
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Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:40 PM (SF37t)
They cut out the part where he said "Hold my beer".
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They'd have to actually get out of the SUV, call in a drone or helicopter and a bloodhound team to catch him the next day.
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They don't I think. They poop as they launch.
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Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)
One of the local deputies, when I was a kid, was said to have chased a prowler into a blackberry thicket in the middle of the night, and decided to come back to get him in the morning when he could pick up a machete to cut him out.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)
Hilarious.
And he did a great job with the pics.
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yes
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Good memory unlocked. That was amazing when I finally completed it.
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Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (DoBxX)
One of the local deputies, when I was a kid, was said to have chased a prowler into a blackberry thicket in the middle of the night, and decided to come back to get him in the morning when he could pick up a machete to cut him out.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:47 PM
One of my relatives is a cop and he caught a naked peeper by tackling him and his cop buddies told me how they drew cartoons with my relative's face in the naked dude's crack and hung them in the break room and I still ask him what the naked dude's ass tasted like when he annoys me. The naked dude was wearing shoes though.
You couldn't pay me any amount of money to chase and tackle naked dudes.
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For all we know Kristi wanted the move, with all the death threats against her and her family. Although I don't know if crazed commies will leave the Noems alone when she is no longer the face of DHS.
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 08:05 PM (06Hmj)
Fake geek girl. Arkham City, bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
I had been freehand climbing for a while at considerable height by that age but that simple experience just hopping around freaked me out for a long while. Your hand/body shoved in some cliffside's vertical nethers, slowing ascending is completely different than jumping around like an idiot.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)
Weisenheimer? Why, ace, you old picklepuss, you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:03 PM (xG4kz)
What a cad!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 08:05 PM (06Hmj)
I think they are actually interchangeable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: A Wiseacre Weisenheimer at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)
What's the difference between a Weisenheimer and a Wiseacre?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
$20, same as in town
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
Russians don't need wingsuits, I guess. How in the world do you hold a bellyflop into what you know is the ground?
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:11 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: A Wiseacre Weisenheimer at March 05, 2026 08:12 PM (vFG9F)
NY AG James Orders Hospital to Resume Gender-Transition Treatment for Minors
Wow. Just...wow. [CBD]
Takes "Bake the Cake" to a whole new level.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 08:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Is Kristi still carrying on with that lunkhead, Corey Lewandowski?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 08:14 PM (SF37t)
If you approach it as the beginning of a controlled experiment, then it's a valid result. But it's only one valid result. You would need to repeat the experiment a good 20 or 30 times to be able to say with any statistical confidence "I can survive a 20 meter fall." Get with it, bro. And keep good lab notes.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 05, 2026 08:14 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 08:17 PM (77rzZ)
Supposed to get to 70s next week
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:18 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:11 PM (i14TE)
Looks like it's a pretty big pile of snow, which would soften the impact some. Still. What a nutski.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 08:19 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: CaliGirl
I do pro Bono work.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at March 05, 2026 08:04 PM (h6CE+)
I'll support your campaign, Pete, but I don't swing that way.
Posted by: Paul Hewson at March 05, 2026 08:19 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: PaleRider
You know, she could keep her letterhead if they'd drop this "Shield of the Americas" thing, and just call it "The Department of Hemisphere Security."
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 08:20 PM (VHUov)
I wonder if moving Noem over to become Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. was intended to quell the Dims' bold blather about impeaching her?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:21 PM (xG4kz)
Department of Monroe Doctrine, Bitches!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:22 PM (xG4kz)
that's different.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 08:23 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2026 08:25 PM (Q+gd/)
I wonder if moving Noem over to become Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. was intended to quell the Dims' bold blather about impeaching her?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle
--
Trump may not play 3D chess but he can make one hell of a bank shot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 08:25 PM (WErXV)
Any dogs over at the "Shield of the Americas" thing?
Posted by: davidt
"Not for long!" * chambers a round *
-- KrisTee, Scourge of Canines
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:26 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM
There are snarky comments on this blog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2026 08:28 PM (V14Vy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (WErXV)
And then I got a decent LG portable usb cd player / burner and tried Exact Audio Copy. It is magic. It made perfect copies. It had to do a massive amount of error correction but that's why you use EAC. If you have old cds with issues give it a try. It has taken everything I've gave it with perfection, (according to my imperfect old ears)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: CaliGirl
I think of Dr Ruth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (h6CE+)
That raises a fascinating question...
Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Squirrels poop, too.
Have you ever seen it?
How do you know that you are not rolling in it whenever you sit on the grass?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:31 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:33 PM (Ia/+0)
All his focus on the Western hemisphere is PDJT's roundabout way of saying that the countries of the European Union and NATO are going to find themselves untethered real soon now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)
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If anyone has a specific annulment question, I have been trained and know a bit: having kids has little to do with whether an annulment is warranted unless the ground is refusal to have children-- then its clearly relevant. Even if a nullity is granted, the status of the kids remains the same as before: not bastards.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 08:35 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Kamala at March 05, 2026 08:37 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Skip
Summer nights, and they are dead silent, even when they go an inch over your head. You need to have outdoor lights and trees and get lucky.
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:39 PM (i14TE)
Posted by: Skip
I've seen one, but only because our cat caught it. The cat was quite pleased with itself and was showing it off to us. Good eatin' for kittuh. I will assume the cat wasn't flying also.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 08:40 PM (NkASH)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Yes, your marriage can be annulled even if you have children if one of the parties involved asserts and can provide evidence that the other party had not formed the requisite emotional maturity to understand their obligations under the sacrament of marriage. That is how the missus' first marriage was ended (her former partner initiated the proceedings).
I used much the same argument, but my former marriage did not involve children. Again, here, my ex-wife initiated the proceedings and I left no stone unturned in my written answers to questions about our situation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Braenyard
Ask your President if hemispherical independence is for you. Tell your doctor about all your medical conditions, especially if you have a pulse, breathe air, or have ever used the internet. Hemispherical independence may interact with reality. Results not typical. Individual hemispherical independence varies. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included. Consult your physician, your pharmacist, your neighbor's cousin who once thought about brain stuff, and possibly a priest.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 08:43 PM (cYBz/)
Flying squirrels are squirrels that fly, through the air.
Posted by: Kamala
Agtually, they glide, but you be your own mentally challenged self, girl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)
Fine..... I have the answer......... Kami Baby this job is for you. Cackle.... Cackle..... Cackle......
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 05, 2026 08:45 PM (38587)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:46 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 08:48 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 08:49 PM (oNzQB)
-Rocky
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 08:50 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 08:51 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Kami Harris at March 05, 2026 08:51 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Sy6m/)
But, you no longer bother to do the breathing bit (that video is 12 years old) - the chest compressions are deemed sufficient to move air in and out of the lungs.
I don't know if that's really good, but it's what the trainers will now tell you. (Unless they've changed it again, again.)
(Huh, if that video is 12yo, I wonder how the 13-14yo kid is doing? Did she learn to be a lifeguard and get her CPR certificate?)
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 08:54 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 08:55 PM (LHPAg)
There was a Route 66 museum somewhere in the middle of Oklahoma -- Clinton, OK. It was cool to have visited it when our daughter and I drove East from the West Coast in 2013.
My memory is hazy, but it may have had a dozen or more windmills on the site of the type used to bring up drinking water for troughs on farms.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:56 PM (xG4kz)
If you didn't you missed this:
Your car can be tracked everywhere you go by your tire pressure sensors. (Dark Reading)
Which transmit unique identifiers, unencrypted, readable by anyone withing a 50-meter range.
Speaking of which, a new Android app detects anyone nearby wearing smart glasses. (Tech Crunch)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (SF37t)
Why cops should be trained with and carry bolos. Not the tanks, the gaucho lasso things with weights.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
Yeah, I'm not sure what was going on there. I read about that a few days ago. A psychotic episode?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)
Was that the same neighbor whose driveway I sat in and called Sharon for directions, because my GPS insisted I drive through their property to the MoMe?
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 09:03 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:08 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:10 PM (MIIRH)
Funny prank
youtu.be/i7TsC6dufX4
What Every Wife Needs To Hear From Her Husband
youtu.be/b_dxMUaI8n0
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 09:10 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)
It is terrible. But people love it. All those energy drinks taste like ass. Except the ones that try to emulate the taste of coffee. Still not great.
You know what works even better and tastes just like coffee?
Coffee.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:12 PM (MIIRH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 05, 2026 09:12 PM (IX8iX)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (OoFl2)
They're making S.H.I.E.L.D. real, and to everyone's disappointment, Kristi Noem is getting Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch and beret instead of the Black Widow bodysuit. OK Sen. Mullin taking over at DHS, which is still unfunded.
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:13 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
>It must be a tastebud thing like brussel sprouts and cilantro.
I think the stuff is nasty and vile.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:14 PM (jS10z)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 05, 2026 09:18 PM (Fl2Df)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:19 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
There's a reason for that - it only costs about $.09 to make and is sold for around $3.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 09:21 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:22 PM (jS10z)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)
It is terrible. But people love it. All those energy drinks taste like ass. Except the ones that try to emulate the taste of coffee. Still not great.
You know what works even better and tastes just like coffee?
Coffee.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)
I used to drive straight through from Savannah to Tyler TX on coffee. Tried a Red Bull once. My body didn't reject it exactly but I never drank another one.
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 09:25 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:25 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 09:29 PM (rdVOm)
Where was Jared Llamado born?
Brave AI:
The search results do not contain information about Jared Llamado's place of birth.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:33 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:36 PM (jS10z)
Jared Llamado (32, McLean VA) was a U.S. citizen & Foreign Service Officer at the State Department—posted in Denmark for diplomatic work (standard for the role). George Mason U grad. Public records list birth ~June 1993 in the U.S.; surname suggests possible Filipino-American heritage via family, but no foreign birth/nationality indicated. Not Danish. He was here as an American working in DC area.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:36 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
I'm sure they will definitely feel the hurt of your non-patronage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 09:40 PM (diia5)
I've never had Jagermeister. I've heard only bad things about it when used as a recreational drink. It was originally an apertif -- after-dinner digestive aid. The variations have a "mixed drinks made with cough syrup" vibe. Maybe it's a triumph of marketing over quality, like Bud Light.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2026 09:42 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
>If Red Bull ever goes public, I'm gonna try to get in on the IPO.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:45 PM (jS10z)
Ouzo, on the other hand... holy shit! Worst hangover ever. Had to get drunk again to kill that hangover.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:45 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 05, 2026 09:47 PM (qZkjS)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:47 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:49 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:53 PM (JZTav)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Nasty shit. It's the only thing my BIL drinks. And he drinks a lot of it.
BUT, he's earned the right to drink whatever trash he wants to - former Blackhawk driver with the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (Airborne) "Night Stalkers". Survived two crashes - one shoot down and one catastrophic mechanical issue. We have to have special chairs made so he can fit his balls in them.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 09:53 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:49 PM (VCgbV)
Up until he gets stomach ulcers, that is.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 09:56 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:58 PM (VCgbV)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418782
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
Which transmit unique identifiers, unencrypted, readable by anyone withing a 50-meter range.
Speaking of which, a new Android app detects anyone nearby wearing smart glasses. (Tech Crunch)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (WErXV)
Heh. None of mine. Even the one that used to have sensors no longer has them. The computer nags me, and I ignore it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:03 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 05, 2026 11:51 PM (jrgJz)
Quick Hits
Rep. Dan Goldman is mad at his wife because she "liked" a tweet supporting the Iranian Counter-Revolution.
What a disgusting cuck. Choosing terrorists over his wife. I'm sure someone else is banging her. Must be, right?
CNN now broadcasting stories approved by the Iranian government. They admit they are in Iran "only with government permission."
Levi Strauss Heir Dan Goldman Distances Himself From Pro-Israel Wife Who 'Liked' Social Media Post From 'God Bless Donald Trump'
One meme that caught Corinne Goldman's eye mocked the slogan 'Jews for Palestine' as 'chickens for KFC'
Rep. Dan Goldman (D., N.Y.) has a girl problem. The Levi Strauss heir, best known for serving as lead counsel in the first impeachment of Donald Trump, was forced to distance himself from his own wife to avoid alienating a core Democratic constituency: terrorist supporters. Goldman threw his wife, Corinne Levy Goldman, under the bus this week after left-wing activists in his Manhattan district circulated screenshots of social media posts she had "liked" in the aftermath of Hamas's Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist massacre. In a statement to the New York Times, the congressman insisted that his wife does "not speak for me." Like many married couples, he explained, they do not always share the same views--particularly when one of them is trying to survive a Democratic primary in a district where hostility toward Israel has become something of a litmus test. The controversy stems from nearly a dozen social media posts that Mrs. Goldman liked or shared in the weeks after the Hamas attack, which many Democratic voters embraced as a triumph of "anti-colonial resistance." The Goldman family was in Israel at the time. Among the posts Mrs. Goldman liked was a widely circulated meme from the popular account @EndWokeness mocking the slogan "Jews for Palestine" as "Chickens for KFC." She also liked posts suggesting that Western activists who chant "Free Palestine" might consider relocating to Gaza and living under Hamas rule. Another post came from the account "God Bless Donald Trump," which praised Hoover Institution fellow Victor Davis Hanson for arguing that the United States should revoke visas for visitors from places such as Iran and the Palestinian territories if Hamas executed American hostages. Left-wing activists quickly seized on the posts, circulating screenshots and bringing them up at town halls in an effort to weaken Goldman's credibility with pro-Hamas Democrats. The congressman faces a tough primary challenge from former New York City comptroller Brad Lander, an outspoken critic of Israel. Goldman's critics argue that his wife's social media activity was proof that he also hated Hamas, which would put him at odds with the anti-Western values of his constituents. The congressman's district includes portions of Manhattan and Brooklyn, where anti-Israel activism has flourished since the Gaza war began. Goldman told the Times that his wife's antagonism toward terrorists and their supporters did not reflect his own views. "Like most married couples, my wife and I do not always share the same views, and any tweets she has liked as a private citizen do not speak for me," he said. "As an elected official and public figure, my record, votes and public statements are the only reflection of my beliefs."
CNN is in Iran acting as Iranian State TV after the regime broadcasting network was destroyed. pic.twitter.com/h019s5hP9W
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 5, 2026
What changed? pic.twitter.com/ySam21MqpY
— Jacktron (@jacktronprime) March 5, 2026
Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 5, 2026
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Good. Lord. pic.twitter.com/aFmvpDLlaa
🚨 BREAKING: The employee of Gov. Tim Walz who keyed SIX Teslas causing over **$20,000** in damage in retaliation against @ElonMusk has been given a ONE DAY SUSPENSION from his Minnesota government job
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 5, 2026
THAT’S IT. He’s not even being PROSECUTED.
Minnesota is a FAILED STATE! pic.twitter.com/pR0U3jsedU
WOW. Marcelo Gomes da Silva, the illegal alien guest that Rep. Seth Moulton (D) brought to the State of the Union address, was reportedly mentioned in police reports involving "sexual assault and juveniles.”
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
Of course pic.twitter.com/adQkavEImG
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ 58m NEW: The Boston Herald reports that Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-MA) illegal immigrant SOTU guest is referenced in police reports involving sexual assault and juveniles. Moulton hid him in his office during the speech and called him a "great American".
Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation.
— Tim Sheehy (@TimSheehyMT) March 4, 2026
This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he… https://t.co/MU1THo8fKA
Funny how Brian McGinniss (pictured here with his wife) didn’t dress like this when he interrupted a congressional hearing. pic.twitter.com/y3xozvEH0M
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) March 5, 2026
🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Brian McGinnis — the protestor who resisted Capitol Police and got hauled out — has been EXPOSED as an ardent pro-Islam, pro-Hamas and pro-illegal alien mouthpiece
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 5, 2026
What a DISGRACE. This guy thought he had everybody fooled! pic.twitter.com/MpIMfU1R30
He also cosplays as a Muslim while hanging out with Holocaust Deniers. He'll be on Tucker Carlson next week. I love how these pussies all provoke physical altercations and then start screeching "Take your hands off me! Do not touch me!" They all sound like that Ezra Miller transgender lunatic.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: huerfano at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (pAy1S)
Deja vu all over again.
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (98kQX)
facebook.com/watch/?v=1959968057889681
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (AZYCI)
.......
Ducks for Haitians
QUACK
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (/C62k)
Tousi says they are shooting Iranian civilians again.. I wonder if CNN is gonna cover that....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (VE6XX)
Ridiculously good looking ? Governor greaseball ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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Governor Crease-of-the-pants-ball. Assuming you can tear your eyes from his face.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (sOA7y)
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better lookin' each day
(my favorite part) some folks say I'm egotistical
Hell I don't even know what the means
But I figure it has something do with
the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue-jeans
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Someone needs a code red.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (SF37t)
Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM
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It's part of their training. The idea is create images of supposed brutality to win sympathy. The left actually thinks that Kent State turned public opinion against Nixon when it didn't. He won a landslide because Americans value law and order.
But they keep thinking that the image of some douche in a possibly stolen valor uniform* will sway the hearts of the masses.
*He claims a lengthy military resume, but without a DD 214, I call b.s.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rZCVI)
THAT’S IT. He’s not even being PROSECUTED.
Who, whom.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (AZYCI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (/C62k)
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
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The answer is Yes, you big dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ynpvh)
They did the same thing in Saddam era Iraq.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (NkASH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)
In a statement to the New York Times, the congressman insisted that his wife does "not speak for me." Like many married couples, he
ain't getting any anytime soon.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (oKJ0C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)
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Yes, and now I don't have any jeans at all. Dress clothes to work and church, and three uniform changes worth of surplus BDUs, ABUs, and whatever the last one was for yard work/errands whatnot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)
I love how these pussies all provoke physical altercations and then start screeching "Take your hands off me! Do not touch me!"
Kinda hard to scream "Don't touch me!" when your jaw is shattered by your victim hitting your chin with an open palm strike in self-defense. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
I wouldn't bang her with Rosa DeLauro's dick.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (abIsI)
The humble-brag is ctually right on brand for Governor Hair Gel Ken.
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Posted by: Joyenz at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (2F0/Y)
Iranian spokesman: You sank my battleship!
CNN: so sorry! Death to America!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (IG3/x)
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Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)
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At the very least their insurers should be going after him to pay for the repairs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:30 PM (cWLG3)
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Willowed
I actually designed and implemented the Sony Blu-Ray adhesive facility in the United States. It wasn't big, three tanks and dispensing systems in a prefab type building in a warehouse area of the plant Sony manufactured VHS and other magnetic media.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (Vh9CX)
Man those anabolic steroids can really fuck up a woman's brain amirite?
Also, I am astounded at the SPEED at which Trump haters will take the literal opposite position of Trump no matter what it is
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)
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Has that been verified? I saw that he also claims to be a boxing champion and a bunch of other unlikely shit.
I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Levi's would be bad for you health in AZ ranch country.
Wrangler's baby.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (/C62k)
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM
At the very least their insurers should be going after him to pay for the repairs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM
I wish Elon would fund the lawfare against anyone that does this and make it painful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (SF37t)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)
Ok; have to say this for the post. As an old dude (no h*mo) Henry Cavill is ridiculously good looking.
Greasy Gavin looks like a washed up g*y p*rn star still trying to score phone numbers at the White Swallow Bath House. He oozes desperation for attention. He will probably find action but only if they can make him not talk while they take care of business.
Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 06:44 PM (wBaIH)
Couric should use that line at Newsome's eugoogly.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:44 PM (AZYCI)
The sen. describes this as “deescalation,” but full vid/reporting show he joined officers by physically grabbing the marines leg then his arm breaks. Reports say the protester was treated for an injury after. The marine did not come to start a confrontation, he protested.
He showed his ass and refused orders from the police.
The leftists are going to keep redefining the word 'protest' until it's synonymous with 'terrorism'.
Wait,... I think they're already 99% there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (7gpcF)
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He has never been in a competitive election. Same as Kamala.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)
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Has that been verified? I saw that he also claims to be a boxing champion and a bunch of other unlikely shit.
I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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I read that, though it seemed plausible. The truth will come out since he's running for office in NC (crazy huh).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Funky Gavin Newsom at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)
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Having worked in government jobs, it's become a tradition that if you want to get rid of a govt employee who's a bad apple, you have to promote them
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (VE6XX)
When the hell are we going to arm the Iranian people. Let them be the boots on the ground and hunt the scumbags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (XeU6L)
Levi Strauss Heir Dan Goldman Distances Himself From Pro-Israel Wife Who 'Liked' Social Media Post From 'God Bless Donald Trump'
So, another self-gasser like Schumer. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
Posted by: They really are chickens for Col. Sanders at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (EJWxb)
The Paolo, he has more of a, how you say, John Holmes problem.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Green Party. No one cares.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (MGB5H)
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we will find out more, I am sure; there is also a pic of his bedroom and his duvet is adorned with a massive balestenian flag
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (rZCVI)
His wife should divorce him and bleed him dry.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rex B at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (aiBxL)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (cWLG3)
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My b.s. detector was set off right away. Supposed to believe that a Marine boxing champ marries *that*?
Were they out of strippers that year?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (Sy6m/)
Why didn't the po-po strip that Marine tunic off him during the arrest?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (/C62k)
Man those anabolic steroids can really fuck up a woman's brain amirite?
I bet she has abnormal hair growth from those steroids.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (abIsI)
I wouldn't bang her with Rosa DeLauro's dick.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (abIsI)
Whenever I see her I think a gingerbread house is missing its occupant. She's revolting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (SF37t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at
Well good for him. He died doing something he loved.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)
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His idea of getting attention is to get beaten up. That is 100% loser behavior. All lefty military vets lie about their service. All of them. Walz, the Maryland turd, all of them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (cxFcK)
People on the right need to stop idealizing the armed forces. It's a job. Any and every asshole who isn't a bonafide retard can sign up and serve.
Those who serve with honor and distinction deserve our respect and praise.
Others deserve the same respect you would give to an average Wal Mart greeter.
Some deserve none at all.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (AZYCI)
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)
I can think of better ways to display my displeasure with him. Who would suspect an old man with a cane.
Posted by: javems at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (zFsEm)
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and the first ones to yell about being a veteran, whether asked or not
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do bone-crunching at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: turambar at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (1uEMB)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (uKtE+)
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One of the guys in my company during Basic actually started wetting his pants during the field exercise. The latrine had a big light over it. Too scared to get out of his foxhole with all the trees around or something.
Keep peeing his pants when we got back. Because it was 2000 and the ranks were thin, he was sent to AIT and left for them to sort out. World class screwups.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)
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His look screams inauthentic, with the hair giving me memory triggers of Biden's plugs
he also has the posture of a simp, no muscle tone with a slightly arced back developed over years of sucking ass
it adds to the inauthentic
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (EJWxb)
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Having worked in government jobs, it's become a tradition that if you want to get rid of a govt employee who's a bad apple, you have to promote them
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
Failing upwards.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (NkASH)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (Ucgf4)
How progressive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (X/MmC)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)
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Yep. Like anyone cares but the guy in the produce aisle who thanks you for your service.
"Oh, you're a veteran? Well, just take a dump on the carpet of the hearing room."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Dude, you lost a race to a GIRL.
Posted by: Rhadamanthos at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (gKWVE)
Those who serve with honor and distinction deserve our respect and praise.
Others deserve the same respect you would give to an average Wal Mart greeter.
Some deserve none at all.
Posted by: garrett
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As a matter of my role in the service, I resigned myself to the fact that, given the thousands of people involved, there will always be a few bad apples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)
Do you have a Zoolander problem?
Couric should use that line at Newsome's eugoogly.
Posted by: bonhomme
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It'd be hilarious Vance asked him that in a presidential debate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (pAy1S)
Military dot com: 'Marine Veteran Brian McGinnis Removed From Senate Hearing After Protest Over US Policy Toward Israel'
Reading all recommended. Now it's a marine veteran running for office roughed up a bit (allegedly now has a broken arm) and in part by a former Navy Seal in office. And Israel.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)
Did they rename the region "Badon Hill"?
Posted by: Sir Robin at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Ucgf4)
How progressive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (X/MmC)
Exactly And he tacitly approves. She married a pussy.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)
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He didn't go to the "School for Kids Who Don't Read Good."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (cWLG3)
Still no retraction, but now the AI won't even give me an answer
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (pyzA7)
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SzkLE)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)
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Military dot com is not reliable at all. It's like all the Military Times papers that are owned by Gannet and suck ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM)
She's always been so nasty, I remember when she asked Barbara Bush on the today show if Barbara really thought character matters in a president. Barbara responded of course I do Katie, don't you? And Katie got mad and said I'm asking the questions here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SF37t)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)
Stop making fun of his learing disabilities!
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)
I know...Gov Greaseball is not at the top of my list of good-looking men. I mean, I guess he's a little more handsome than Jerry Nadler, but it's a low bar.
Newsome is average at best.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: runner
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It's been a while since we had a post by 'A severely conservative decorated veteran'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)
(REq0p)
They tried that with Mao after his leap forward failed.
Posted by: the Cultural Revolution at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
Regarding the fake Marine in his polyester pants (no one will convince me he's a real Marine unless DEI hire): I think his elbow was dislocated with the crack I heard. I don't really care, but could volunteer to pop it back in without anesthesia. In the ED they do give you happy drugs to pop that or a shoulder back in. I watched it enough I think I could do it, no charge.
I loved the Capitol Police at the end of a video who says, weary, "Just turn loose." Eejit.
Which brings me to IF he is a Marine he needs, even after 20yrs (I could be making this up and don't care) to be in trouble for wearing his uniform when not on duty. I'd say Leavenworth would probably have a psych ward.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)
Reminds me of the big blue bastard in Prometheus.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)
Pussy Runs The World.
Posted by: Dr. Quest, Not A Closeted Homosexual at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)
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Who wears a 20 year old dress uniform from your single enlistment to testify at a hearing? If you want the vet cred, wear a hat or a jacket. Screams being fake.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: turambar at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (Q0yOR)
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This is priceless ROFL
Thank you
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (abIsI)
He sure is ugly! Apparently hairless as well with no eyebrows. Not that I would want to know about the rest.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (WONhk)
*slicks hair*
*sprays Scope in mouth*
*adjusts belt*
Posted by: Gov Pritzker at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)
Real men pop their joints back in like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (XeU6L)
So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (HRH9e)
So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.
Posted by: The Whine Guy
Something to consider.
Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (abIsI)
So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (HRH9e)
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Good point. He wouldn't have had a current military ID either.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (cWLG3)
She's always been so nasty, I remember when she asked Barbara Bush on the today show if Barbara really thought character matters in a president. Barbara responded of course I do Katie, don't you? And Katie got mad and said I'm asking the questions here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SF37t)
To love yourself so much you show us the inside of your colon is taking narcissism to an extreme.
Colonic narcissism.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: banana -The Gipper- Dream at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (SzkLE)
It to fit in his garage and be ridden by ants
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)
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Looks like one of the biker gang members in "Weird Science."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (8Daph)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (20pGq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:11 PM (Mrt+u)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)
Sloth from The Goonies.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (/C62k)
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News today
Noem to Lurie: Thanks for the help
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (SzkLE)
I read your testimony at the end of the other thread and enjoyed it
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:14 PM (vE0+H)
Good point. He wouldn't have had a current military ID either.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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I still have a Meal Card...would that work?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4)
I mean, you could do worse for work from home, amirite?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4)
Not mean - just 100 percent accurate
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:17 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (abIsI)
It's driving me crazy, he looks like a zombie or something from a movie that I can't remember or it's from a music video from NiN or Tool or something.
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)
New Zealand has a navy?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (abIsI)
I assume it's that chicks find them attractive. Maybe that's the wrong idea and actually they see them as monsters, like all the, "Ravaged By a Centaur" books.
Chicks man....
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (1uEMB
And she's not just a member. She's also the president.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H)
I mean, you could do worse for work from home, amirite?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (zYpTz)
I wouldn't assume they have a home Either bots or working as part of a massive Chinese organization- the pictures of how its done are really bizarre.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (abIsI)
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I wonder if datarepublican could connect her to Qatar? Whatever prompted her abrupt decision to retire from the House is probably also responsible for her latest world view.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (cWLG3)
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)
The vampire-zombie creatures in that TV show The Strain had that bald, no eyebrows look.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
Under the old law of war that existed prior to WWII, outright assassination of a foreign head of state was condemned by all civilized powers.
He's not exactly getting ratioed for this, but the top comments disagree.
A good analogy (which others are making) is, Britain's Bastard-Brigade attempted to assassinate the Austrian painter. Nobody attempted to assassinate Emperor Hirohito. So, I'll try to explain this . . .
The Austrian painter was a dictator with dubious connection with Germany's tradition of rulership. Hirohito was the legitimate spiritual head of Japan, however he may or may not have behaved. You might be able to work with the Japanese people through him.
Maybe Khomeini qualified as a Hirohito. The Khamanei dynasty, which it now is, cannot. These guys did not rise up properly through the old Shi'a system. They are just politicians and thugs.
So, screw them.
Posted by: Gov Pritzker at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: LASue at March
Thousand monkeys on typewriters?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (MGB5H)
Almost palinsteel or raykon worth but I suppose it's the best you have ever done.
you go girl!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (FylAi)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (gKWVE)
F*ck him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
He looks like the singer of Midnight Oil.
Big leftists.
Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)
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Childish insults and bad grammar, especially when called out, have all the hallmarks of a Chinese paid troll.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)
That makes more sense than what I envisioned.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)
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That's when you open your eyes and see him standing over your bed.
Sleep tight!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)
Do we know that's an actual woman or is "she" a state-transed catamite?
Not that a woman couldn't or wouldn't be that vicious, but state policies on homosexuality mean that they likely have a lot more emasculated castrati running around in women's clothing that we do.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (a+4eV)
The old way was "A severely conservative decorated veteran who has voted for a Republican President since Garfield"
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (XEtb+)
The Catholic Church forbids it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)
Past tense. Had. Had one ship. It ran aground. Now it has no ships.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)
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Don't tell me... the captain was a woman. *hides*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (cWLG3)
Big leftists.
Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)
Their one hit song is total Aussie-Lefty whining.
I liked it when I was like 12, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (h6CE+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (9QKnw)
Good. Bust her DEI ass to Seaman 1st Class.
Posted by: Horatio Hornblower at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (Ksqrb)
a) they didn't want people getting that kind of idea about them
b) you can't ransom a captured king if you've killed him
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (a+4eV)
The vampire-zombie creatures in that TV show The Strain had that bald, no eyebrows look.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
It's very close but it's not the one I'm picturing in my head. I think it may have been a music video. Or I imagined it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (SF37t)
The Catholic Church forbids it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)
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Not really. It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (cWLG3)
But you are stuck. Unless there are grounds for an annulment, but there are many.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (qFwJc)
Reported as a bot numerous times and xtwitter's AI forcing me to prove I'm human via image association tests.
Posted by: 13times at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (UVL7B)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (TdYBy)
Sleep tight!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (ESVrU)
No no no no, I am not adopting my own sleep paralysis demon.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (SF37t)
She was in commercials on INSP promoting the poop sample screening tests for people who can't mentally deal with a camera up their colon.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (vlkz/)
Two has-beens desperately seeking relevance.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (2WIwB)
Pussy Runs The World.
Posted by: Dr. Quest
A solute shame we cannot bottle that upand sell it a pump like gasoline.
Wait. There's a scntily clad you lass trying to get me attention. Stand by.
Ummm.
I need to get back to y'all.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)
New Zealand has a navy?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (abIsI)
Down by Half since she sunk one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (mP0Kj)
I suppose we could sell Maduro back to Venezuela but it doesn't seem like they want him.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)
Or when a young girl gets married because she is pregnant.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (qFwJc)
I swear to all the pagan tech goddesses that i am gonna hunt down the autocucomber engineers and force them grill and eat their own genitals.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
If they can find a tow truck, yes, they have a Navy.
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (EJWxb)
Past tense. Had. Had one ship. It ran aground. Now it has no ships.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)
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Don't tell me... the captain was a woman. *hides*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (cWLG3)
They had at least two ships.
The one that was brand new with a female captain and it ran aground because they didn't think to turn the auto-pilot off when they tried to do a manual turn and hit a sandbar near Samoa.
The other ship had a female captain and it also sustained major damage when they ran it into a pier during an exercise.
I think they still have a few spares (ships and female captains).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)
But...they were a bunch of honkies!
Evil, evil honkies full of the Debbil!
Posted by: Frederick Douglass Haynes III, Rayciss at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Ucgf4)
The Catholic Church forbids it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)
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Not really. It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (cWLG3)
Have an Ex Lady Friend who was divorced and Catholic... she tried to explain that she could just not REMARRY...
Yeah... yer hawt, but I don't think that is how it works.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4
Get one of them sad cancer make a wish kids.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)
I think the priest phrased the wrong words?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)
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"If you hurl and blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)
The Military Crimes
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (vlkz/)
Oh, I know about her first colonoscopy. I think she filmed the second one as well. I didn't watch as I saw photos of my own that apparently made the centerfold of magazines the GI doc was so pleased...with the torure prep.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)
It is pretty much a conclusion that Delcy Rodriguez betrayed Maduro, but it might have been her negotiating on his behalf behind his wife's and the security head's backs.
And now Venezuela is getting its political prisoners released, and market price for its oil and gold dore, and it is being banked at their need in Qatar instead of being stolen via US or ICJ judge, so it is looking like that was a good choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)
No no no no, I am not adopting my own sleep paralysis demon.
Posted by: CaliGirl
Oooo! Ooooo!
Describe your own personal sleep paralisis demon!
Mine is a pedantic GS14 reviewing my analysis and pointing out stuff he told me to change (it's changed to what he asked for) and suddenly it reverts back to the original plots and graphs with the original legend color schemes. I'm trying to reach for the Mossberg deck sweeper, but the bastard is sitting on me and I can't move.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (rbvCR)
Big leftists.
Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)
Their one hit song is total Aussie-Lefty whining.
I liked it when I was like 12, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)
Did you know that Peter Garrett was once in the Australian Senate?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (hJH5n)
CNN Iran (yesterday) - The entire country has been bombed and the childrens are dead...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)
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Looks like one of the biker gang members in "Weird Science."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)
Except Michael Berryman is, by all accounts, a really good dude.
Posted by: Don't insult Michael Berryman like that! at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)
They had at least two ships.
The one that was brand new with a female captain and it ran aground because they didn't think to turn the auto-pilot off when they tried to do a manual turn and hit a sandbar near Samoa.
The other ship had a female captain and it also sustained major damage when they ran it into a pier during an exercise.
I think they still have a few spares (ships and female captains).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)
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Space Ice seems to know what he's talking about.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (cWLG3)
Fornication is something priests hear all the time.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (8Daph)
Katie and Gavin siting in a tree…
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (hJH5n)
Nope, had no idea.
Never really kept up with the band.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at March 05, 2026 07:39 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (zkvbx)
Set up.a fund to pay for this and I'd donate.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Mike at March 05, 2026 07:46 PM (ugdIT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 05, 2026 07:57 PM (P4bJX)
Posted by: avi at March 05, 2026 08:13 PM (ieodf)
Yeah... yer hawt, but I don't think that is how it works.
Posted by: Romeo13
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So, she was explaining that "living in sin" was just fine with her?
What's that old saying about gift horses and mouths?
And, divorces are only verboten for marriages performed in the Church.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 08:22 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Levi's would be bad for you health in AZ ranch country.
Wrangler's baby.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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I gave up on Levis when the company succumbed to the pressure from their gay employees (and a lot of the local community - they're headquartered in San Franfaggotvile) and dropped their sponsorship of the (when it was still a normal organization) BSA.
And, Wranglers fit better. I've had the W on my ass since fifth grade, when my mother finally allowed me some say in what clothes I wore.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 09:39 PM (sR2WI)
Inside the Magic: New Fake James Bond Movie Will "Embrace Queer Storytelling" By Featuring a "Non-Binary Actor"
For a change of pace, here's a nonsense story.
I think "Inside the Magic" is some kind of Disney fanzine. I don't know how credible they are. But as I read them, they seem less and less credible. I'm glad I gave up on Bond movies years ago so that I'm already halfway home when the suckers are still getting out of the stadium.This "news" article is off to a bad start. No, Bond 26 is not "tentatively titled James Bond 26." How stupid. Bond movies are routinely referred to unofficially as "Bond X" until the title is revealed, but in no way would anyone who understands the Bond franchise or the usual operations of the English language say that these movies are "tentatively titled" Bond X. Also, EON would never include the non-EON Never Say Never Again in its count of EON Bond films. This seems like it's written by someone who knows nothing. So, standard media story, then.
Production on the next James Bond film is underway. Tentatively titled James Bond 26 (27 if you include the non-Eon Never Say Never Again) falls under Amazon, which purchased Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, and inherited the distribution rights to its films, including the 007 movies.
Amazon MGM Studios later acquired creative control of the future of the Bond franchise from longtime producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson, who have been replaced by Amy Pascal (Spider-Man: Homecoming) and David Heyman (the Harry Potter films). Dune and Dune: Part Two director Denis Villeneuve is helming the new film, while Peaky Blinders' Steven Knight is on writing duties.To be honest, I think "treating it strictly as a rumor" would be giving it far more credit than it deserves. This seems like the most amateurish clickbait nonsense, and that's coming from someone who wants this to be true. I don't think this rises to the level of "rumor." This is just stupid nonsense.
A New Rumor About the Film But we do know that the next 007 will be male, despite rumors of a "gender-swap" doing the rounds following No Time to Die (2021), the final entry in Daniel Craig's series. Craig himself has even publicly opposed the idea. However, a new rumor suggests that the next "Bond girl" will be non-binary, with actor Emma Corrin in line to play the spy's love interest. NewswirePatriot on X (Twitter) claims that the new Bond film has "officially gone woke": WARNING: James Bond has officially gone woke! The new love interest in the Bond franchise will be "non-binary" actress Emma Corrin. The producers "wanted to prove even legacy franchises can embrace queer storytelling." Of course, this should be treated strictly as a rumor and nothing more.
⚠️WARNING: James Bond has officially gone woke!
— Patriot🇺🇸Newswire (@NewswirePatriot) February 27, 2026
The new love interest in the Bond franchise will be "non-binary" actress Emma Corrin.
The producers "wanted to prove even legacy franchises can embrace queer story telling."
Will you watch this progressive 007 love story? pic.twitter.com/UUUL93dEnh
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Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (+48wn)
Posted by: Nick Fuentes at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (cWLG3)
The Brown Knight is called that because he is a dirty scrofulous squalid disgrace, not because he is of African (or Summer Islands) descent.
So in the effort to be #woke, HBO is being racist.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (LdBR/)
As the Republican congressmen said when he saw tampons in Netflix's men's bathroom: What, is it 2020 again?!
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (CNl8/)
He's usually solid, so I hope this is not rage bait.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (gKWVE)
R Y A N G O S L I N G
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Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:41 PM (1wjle)
So, standard media story, then.
Exactly, its a bunch of rage/clickbait crap. Like any "news story" that is just an image with words on it or video from an account with an Iranian flag: 99% sourceless crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Dixie Normous and her pet snake at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (1wjle)
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Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)
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Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (cWLG3)
After phoning in his performance in Gladiator 2, this does not fill me with interest.
Plus, while Hannibal was from Africa, he was not black, he might have had some black Africa in his past but he would have been Carthaginian, which was Phoenician in origin.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (1wjle)
If it were my movie I'd want the broadest audience possible and I don't think this is the way to achieve blockbuster status.
Everything is stupid and gay.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)
Handjob
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (1wjle
Ace wins
You can close the comments
Of course ace might do that by accident
Posted by: browndog at the gym at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (pY+ea)
was dylan mulvaney not available?
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (oY6Yp)
I'm sure some subsaharan Africans were in the army, just because the Romans were aware they existed, as did the Punics. But they can't play Hannibal because we actually have portraits of the bastard.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
yeah they don't want him. I would've gone if he were bond.
He's got a reputation, though. He doesn't like deviations from source material and will say so in public. Woke Hollywood doesn't like that.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
To follow the non binary subject.
Beaver dam
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM
Yes and I and all my friends would have seen it in the theater.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2026 05:44 PM (lJ0H4)
Let's make a movie on Mansa Musa with Brad Pitt or Matt Damon in the lead role.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:46 PM (hJH5n)
Handjob
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (1wjle)
Sure, sure, nice hench uh, person. How do it kill? Just walk up and yank your crank right off? An instant bottom surgery.
Posted by: Dixie Normous and her pet snake at March 05, 2026 05:46 PM (w/O5Q)
yeah they don't want him. I would've gone if he were bond.
He's got a reputation, though. He doesn't like deviations from source material and will say so in public. Woke Hollywood doesn't like that.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (1wjle)
1000%. And he would make for an awesome Bond.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:46 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 05, 2026 05:46 PM (ObYK0)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:47 PM (cWLG3)
Florence Pugh in Oppenheimer (which was mostly just nudity.)
I'm honestly not sure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
This is key. We have seen generations come and go since the last earnest, open Western. Many genres have only been deconstructed hatefests toward the genre for so long, that's all anyone knows.
I get it, genres that are primarily white male and American are despised by the people who make movies and TV but how can you do a gritty revisionist version if gritty revisionist ones are the only versions anyone has seen?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)
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Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (qohbc)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Who fucking cares? Other than the ones who do?
It ain't us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (jtM2q)
He looks okay for it but he's really big and stands out massively which is not exactly a positive for a secret agent. Yeah, I get it, Bond has become just a superhero with very thin spy scraped over the top but I'd like to see that go away and move back to the Connery-era (and Dalton era) focus on spycraft and being a guy who can blend in better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (OduJn)
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (ehY6
I think I'm one of the few who really liked The Immortals.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Dixie Normous and her pet snake at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (w/O5Q)
supposedly even the Cyclopses are "real." Big animatronics.
I dunno, at some point, maybe you have to use CGI, no?
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace
Your mother thought I was good
Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (ObYK0)
Posted by: Dixie Normous and her pet snake at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (n5tGW)
20 years ago I was getting a blowjob from a guy in a truck stop bathroom. HE seemed gay.
To me.
Posted by: Ron White at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (ehY6c)
Zendaya is playing Athena. I get it, Nolan wants oscars and you have to cast the United Colors of Benneton to get oscar consideration but its just ugly and obvious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
Keanu is a big fan so not a stretch:
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (1wjle)
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Yeah, his experiences working on The Witcher no doubt put a sour taste in his mouth when it comes to adaptations.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (qZkjS)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Non binary actress? The word actor is non-gendered. Actress is gendered. Learn English!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (AZYCI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU)
And we're right back to the gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)
Nolan says he is trying to do a more "grounded" version of the story, whatever that means, so the Cyclops might end up just being a big guy with one eye poked out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (PYyV9)
https://tinyurl.com/47436s7z
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (lliyN)
Shit like this is just the corpse twitching.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (ehY6c)
I would skip that except I'd like to see Cavil in it. Or, I mean, I would give it a chance because of his involvement. I'm still not super excited by another remake.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (ObYK0)
I don't get why she got tossed and Pam Bondi is staying. Noem was getting things done, Bondi just goes on TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)
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The huge action set piece in Japan in the third? fourth? movie does give it away (the later movies kind of blend together in my head)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Manly men. In tights. at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)
*cough* "Excalibur".
And since I'm commenting, let's give everyone the Soundtrack to Excalibur because... it's still in the era of big orchestral soundtracks, and it's awesome!
https://tinyurl.com/3adbrtrs
(goes to YouTube)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: James Steinhoffer at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (38587)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)
I learned my lesson. I watched John Wick. That is the only movie they ever made. That was all that was needed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah I could see him like Robert Shaw in From Russia With Love. Wasn't he a bad guy in Mission Impossible, though?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:37 PM
It might also have worked if the putrid school system taught anyone the lore that backed these old stories in the first place. Those days are long gone and parodies, or reverent recreations or cheeky subversions are all likely to fail because the entire story is increasingly alien and unknown to the audience.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (8avO+)
it's got Carmina Burana and that part from Wagner, great stuff
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (BI5O2)
Pic is NSFW, but does qualify for the red carpet at Hollywood.
https://tinyurl.com/emmacorin
Posted by: Semper Why at March 05, 2026 05:56 PM (NKi1g)
Posted by: Manly men. In tights. at March 05, 2026 05:54 PM (TbWk/)
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Men in Tights is very much in keeping with the spirit of The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle.
Though with less florid language.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:56 PM (ESVrU)
The new love interest in the Bond franchise will be "non-binary" actress Emma Corrin.
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NOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)
Prince of Thieves was the first movie that I noticed the Magic Negro trope, and was annoyed with the blatant injection of a black guy into a movie just to put a black guy in.
The Moor is smarter and better than everyone else, is Robin's mentor, knows more about medicine and childbirth than English midwives, etc etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (PYyV9)
Those films are mash together, have no idea which one.
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (ehY6c)
Lovechild: The impossible story of the forbidden love between King Arthur, who was totally black, And Robin Hood, who was a Muslim trans-woman, which produced the line culminating in Kier Starmer.
Starring a cast of hundreds of twelve year old girls who'll be as close to nude as we can get away with.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (+nEug)
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James Bond: You Only Live 027 Genders.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:50 PM (1wjle)
AI maybe
youtu.be/WHCpNv1RHgs
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (kvcnI)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3)
Pic is NSFW, but does qualify for the red carpet at Hollywood.
https://tinyurl.com/emmacorin
Posted by: Semper Why at March 05, 2026 05:56 PM (NKi1g)
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If she's "non binary" why is she showing off her goods?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (ESVrU)
I watched the film Mr Holmes with Ian McKellin because I love Sherlock stuff and he's usually great. It was about Sherlock Holmes with Alzheimer's losing his mind. I shut it off halfway through. Why would you even??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (YwEeS)
Those films are mash together, have no idea which one.
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 05:57 PM (ehY6c)
Fallout. Probably the best.
Rebecca Ferguson in a sheer dress slit up to her earrings.
Mmmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)
You should have watched the whole thing it's really good..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (GD0B3)
Careful using the Charm of Making around here, mister
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (1wjle)
Helen Mirren.
Hot AF.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)
Cyclops might end up just being a big guy with one eye poked out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dan Crenshaw is available.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 06:00 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (YwEeS)
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I'll watch it if there are Busy Lesbian Sirens.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:55 PM (BI5O2)
LOL
Thunderballs
Guyfall
For Your Guys Only
Never Say Never Fagain
Quantum of Penis
Posted by: James Bond but GAYER! at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (TbWk/)
Like you know, the Merry Men, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
Or the Somali Robin Hood, stealing from the rich, but never getting around to giving to the poor...
Posted by: Mr Wang at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)
he sucks but the whole movie is, I know people will be mad, kind of a mess
he was in the great Agatha Christie movie Evil Under the Sun. He was better in that.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)
I'll watch it if there are Busy Lesbian Sirens.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (iu4Pw)
Hell I'll watch if there are Idle Lesbian Sirens.
Posted by: Key word is... at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (PYyV9)
Now the tatooed reverend mother of maud dib the worm in Dune.
Posted by: Walley Cox at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)
Oops. Off me, gay oriental sock...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:03 PM (y9nCu)
Not the whole movie. the movie is a mess. Should have been like Dune and gotten three movies.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:03 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:03 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)
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Wait, I thought Sean Connery was morte!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (YwEeS)
well, there was that movie "Caligula", that I totally did not watch, but heard things about
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)
I enjoy it every time but yeah, in terms of storytelling and plotting its a mess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (PYyV9)
To be fair, James Bond of the movies has never been a very good secret agent. Everybody knows who he is, he uses his real name most of the time, he draws attention to himself and his enemies always know that he's working against them. He regularly runs into problem with local law enforcement. A good secret agent will steal your secrets, sabotage your plans and you won't even know you were the target of an operation.
Posted by: Semper Why at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (NKi1g)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (YwEeS)
Disney is doing a woke Percy Jackson, Zeus is Black, Athena is black and her Daughter is Black. the Author of Percy Jackson went trans Woke started to include trans and Gay Characters which destroyed the books.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (FCrpy)
Nicholas Clay. He was in like five movies over three years and then disappeared. I think he was in one of those Skinemax-type Lady Chatterly movies.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 05, 2026 06:04 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:05 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:05 PM (GD0B3)
Should have used Steinbeck's book for the story, he does such a good job with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:05 PM (PYyV9)
I heard that they did a recut that makes it more like a real movie and less like Bob Guccione's stroke material and supposedly it's decent.
Just what I heard. that fat ponce Kermode was praising it a year ago.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:07 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:07 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:07 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:07 PM (AZYCI)
So I looked it up. You're not going to believe this....
British -
a: questionable, suspicious
He will be working to spread quack medicines, queer investments …
—G. K. Chesterton
b: sick, unwell
I did get a job once, but I was off for a week because I was queer …
—Somerset Maugham
..... I don't think James Bond will succeed with questionable, suspicious, sick or unwell storytelling. I think they are making a mistake!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)
You decide.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 06:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Slapstick needs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (Ksqrb)
Apparently they didn't bother to watch their own movie where Craig and Bardem were torture-flirting.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (a+4eV)
also, he was a block of wood with a weird tweety voice
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:02 PM (PYyV9)
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Mirren played Morgana. The girl who Uther seduced was the directors daughter or something.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (qohbc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:10 PM (PYyV9)
Reacher is an anomaly on Prime. Virtually every other show is woke gay garbage.
They fucked wheel of time so I give them no benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (1wjle)
It's called The Trans Action.
Jason Momoa is a regular family guy but he drives a Lambo and he's secretly gay on the side and he's cheating on his wife and gaying out on Grindr.
He hooks up with some "hot young dude" but it turns out he's getting catfished by Liam Neeson. He's all "no way, old man, leave me alone," but Liam gets obsessed with him, and goes all Fatal Attraction on him, and he drives a Porsche 911 GTS and he's also a retired CIA agent.
Jason gets tired of Liam threatening his suburban white-picket-fence charade of a lifestyle, so he runs his Porsche off the Brooklyn Bridge in an adrenaline-pumping Michael Bay style chase scene. He thinks Liam's dead now but he's totally not...
(1/2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (BI5O2)
Dr. Gravity: "I’m Dr. Gravity."
Dave: "Sounds kinda stupid."
Dr. Gravity: "I never said Batman!"
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 05, 2026 06:11 PM (uKWJm)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)
In the minor roles it's good!
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:47 PM (cWLG3)
Ha ha! My favorite so far.
Posted by: Max Power at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bond. Gay Bond. at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (TbWk/)
In the end they fall in love and kill the wife together before living out their shared dream of robbing banks to raise funds for Antifa. And you can donate to Antifa too with a QR code in the credits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (BI5O2)
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Non-binary? Does that mean there is more than the two usual choices of the hole and the bonus hole*?
*their language, not mine.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 06:09 PM
Do not Disappoint. Ace. * hand chop *
Posted by: William Shatner at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (0sNs1)
It's literally stupid and gay.
They have 60 years of stories to use as fodder and they continually come up with the stupidest and Gaye's shit their pea brains can conjure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (XV/Pl)
He looks okay for it but he's really big and stands out massively which is not exactly a positive for a secret agent. Yeah, I get it, Bond has become just a superhero with very thin spy scraped over the top but I'd like to see that go away and move back to the Connery-era (and Dalton era) focus on spycraft and being a guy who can blend in better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Bond was an assassin counterspy really, he was the British version of Smersh.
True spies are so boring that you never look at them twice. See Rudolf Abel for example. Dulles or Colby are others.
CRT, want a decent spy series done well on a tiny budget, look up Sandbaggers series set in the late 70's. 1st and 2nd series are the best.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 06:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 06:13 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 06:13 PM (0aYVJ)
Why can't they make a Robin Hood road movie ala Bud Abbot and Lou Costello.
Slapstick needs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Ritz Brothers Three Musketeers
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (AZYCI)
They have done some other stuff, like Bosch supposedly. But yeah its rare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9)
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Uther Pandragon - Gabriel Byrne. Not much screen time, but he was good !
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (GD0B3)
IVANHOE!
But it's just a 90 min long buddy comedy between the jester and the swineherd. They're the best part of the book, you have to admit. The whole story just those two guys from beginning to end. The rest are all there, Ivanhoe, Isaac, hot chicks Rowena and Rebecca, Cedric, the french a-holes, all playing their parts. But Gurth and Wamba are at the forefront. It's all centered on them being goofballs while everything happens. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:15 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9)
Even Bosch started to go the other way. Not gay, but woke race shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:15 PM (YwEeS)
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The guy who played Merlin, though, was PERFECT.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:16 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)
So, standard media story, then.
Seems like they checked out the James Bond Wiki page and imdb.
That's a lot of work for somebody who's never seen a Bond film. I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon hired them to write the 007 script just on that basis alone. It seems to be all the rage for Hollywood to hire writers that have no clue about the IP they're writing for.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:17 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:17 PM (GD0B3)
also, he was a block of wood with a weird tweety voice
Posted by: ace
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Nigel Terry in Excalibur and Kevin Costner in the Untouchables share a problem. Great cast around them but they themselves are relatively colorless actors in those roles.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv)
I'm not watching one second of this swill. Nolan can eat an entire bushell basket of d*cks.
Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (zkvbx)
This was a childhood favorite of mine.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (AZYCI)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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Nicol Williamson and rumor has it he and Helen Mirren had a running spat off camera throughout the movie. They disliked each other but Merlin was the spark that the film needed as otherwise it was all too much like a dream.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)
I never watched the show, I read a couple of the books and gave up. They started out as interesting police procedurals then about 75% of the way through turn into a stupid 80s action show with Bosch mowing through assassins and ninjas and hit men and special forces guys armed only with his revolver.
Maybe by chance I picked up the three dumbest books but I gave up on the series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:19 PM (PYyV9)
I read some of the stories with my son recently. Boy some of those stories are hardcore. Like when Typhon ripped out Zeus' tendons and left him in a cave.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:20 PM (AZYCI)
To be fair, James Bond of the movies has never been a very good secret agent.
Yeah. I keep having this doubtful memory of a line from one of the Bond villains "James Bond, famous secret agent". I'm pretty sure no one ever says it, but it's floating around my head.
There's a thing in Casino Royale that plays on this. When Bond arrives at the casino with Vesper, he intros himself as Bond, but tells the desk clerk that the reservation is under the name Beach. Which pisses off Vesper that Bond is so reckless with his name.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:20 PM (y9nCu)
A "normie" Robin Hood would be him stealing from the French (IOW, the Normans) and giving to the Saxons. He was much more anti-taxation from the conquerors than any kind of redistributionist socialist.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 06:20 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (E4rtv)
I thought Costner worked well in The Untouchables. He plays Ness as naive and clueless. Mind you, it's very a-historical but it's a fun time at the movies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 06:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:21 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 05, 2026 06:21 PM (qohbc)
Wonderful film from start to finish.
The Kevin Costner version isn't bad either.
Alan Rickman stole the show but it was still a pretty good version, and the last Robin Hood flick I thought was worth the two hours.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
Am I the only only movie dork that isn't gay for Bond? Like, Bond is okay. I'm not opposed. I like Goldeneye. I liked Casino Royale. That's enough for me. I don't understand these people who get such massive hard-ons for a one note character in a series of movies that inevitably devolve into camp.
Posted by: Robert at March 05, 2026 06:21 PM (aWX54)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:19 PM (PYyV9)
You know what so many of these novels reminded me of? Her Alibi with Tom Selleck. It was a he-man super serious detective novel genre the movie was parodying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (YwEeS)
Maybe by chance I picked up the three dumbest books but I gave up on the series.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:19 PM (PYyV9)
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Huh. I read one of the later ones, shortly before his retirement. I didn't care for it much because it was almost entirely boring procedural police work on a cold case. Reading about paint drying would have been more entertaining. Almost no action except for the end when Bosch kills the bad guy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)
This was a childhood favorite of mine.
Posted by: bonhomme
Agree. Same for the original 101 Dalmations. That film demonstrated new animation techniques for the city and country background scenes.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)
Slapstick needs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Not with today's crew of morons. You'd just end up with youTuber cranks throwing sex toys at one another.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 06:23 PM (diia5)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)
Williamson and Mirren were romantic partners years before the film, and by Mirren's account it ended very, very badly. So much so she almost turned down her role. But she later said taking it was the best decision of her life because they talked it out and became close friends by the end of filming.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 05, 2026 06:23 PM (CwhoI)
I keep hearing how great that book is and how the movie is worth seeing but yeah that trailer filled me with disregard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:24 PM (PYyV9)
The squirrel bit was heartbreaking. IYKYK.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
Yes. Remember when Disney did not suck? *sigh*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 06:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Supposedly the spat started on a previous production and Boorman cast them in part because of their mutual dislike.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:25 PM (AZYCI)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)
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His turn as Sejanus was very dark. Not Picard at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:26 PM (REq0p)
Too many white people in it for them to waste their time, I guess.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 06:23 PM (diia5)
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So the WNBA?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)
Looks like the opposite of "hard science".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (lFFaq)
The Kevin Costner version isn't bad either.
Alan Rickman stole the show but it was still a pretty good version, and the last Robin Hood flick I thought was worth the two hours.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:21 PM (6ydKt)
The fact that everyone else had British accents and Kevin Costner didn't I found distracting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (SF37t)
Rule four: no cheating!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:28 PM (AZYCI)
Agree. Same for the original 101 Dalmations.
The 90s live action 101 Dalmations is okay, if only for the joy of watching Glenn Close dining on the scenery like a starving Ethiopian being served a giant rib eye steak. Plus the occasional joke meant for the parents when they take the kids to see the cute doggos.
"What kind of sycophant are you?!!?"
"What kind of sycophant would you LIKE me to be?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:28 PM (y9nCu)
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Season 1 was good, then actor who played Reacher went retard stupid fucking woke
Then Season 2 rolled around which was blah woke
Then season 3 rolled around which was just blah
pass on watching again
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:28 PM (REq0p)
Agreed, one of his better performances IMO. He did Scrooge really well too.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 05, 2026 06:28 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I saw him as wooden course part of that was the script but Connery won a supporting actor Oscar while DeNiro was chewing through the scenes with Billy Drago's Frank Nitti. Even Andy Garcia and the dude that played the Charles Martin Smith had more life in them. Costner was just there as a placeholder to let the others do their thing.
Same with Arthur movie. Modred had more life in him.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (SF37t)
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It was awful, anticipating Woke with the Muslim pal. The Sheriff was the *only* redeeming element because it was funny and no one could take it seriously.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 06:22 PM (YwEeS)
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As soon as the new blu-ray disc player I ordered arrives I'll be watching Excalibur again. I've been reading tech news that suggests blu-ray drives and disc players might be on their way out, mostly due to Sony not being interested in designing new hardware for that media format. Way more money to be made is renting streams. I hope that isn't the case, but I want to upgrade to a higher end player that can play all the formats I own media in.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:30 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (SF37t)
Costner trying accents makes him sound like Elmer Fudd. Some folks just can't do it.
Which reminds me, my younger son has no ear for accents. He told me they all sound like Elmer Fudd, whether it's Scottish or Russian.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)
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No the replacements are "gay" and "retarded." Please update your style guide.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)
Yeah, but as Sejanus in "I, Claudius", he was ruthless. You applauded when he finally got what was coming to him.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2026 06:31 PM (k9OZB)
Grim Dark Bond is just not fun, we have enough Grim Dark sh*t to last a lifetime.
I have a an idea for a slapstick road movie, Smokey and The Bandit meets Convoy, centered on Over The Road Truckers during the time of COVID competing to get to a Macguffen load in California and Bring it back to Florida.
It stars DDL as the head trucker who's an old hand who's partner is a midget, he also has a thing for Karoke and underground dance competitions
There are all kinds of whacky interesting characters.
And there is no reason Hollywood can't make a film like other than them being stupid and gay.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 06:31 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 06:31 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 06:32 PM (3uBP9)
That soundtrack though:
https://youtu.be/b5Edkb2Qo9c?t=16
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:32 PM (AZYCI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Give or take ten maybe 15 years, you will be able make the whole movie in AI at home for your entertainment. Music will be there quicker before movies.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2026 06:31 PM (k9OZB)
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The wonderful combination of charm and then abject vindictive evil.
"Ah, Castor, how are things?" (Bangs Castor's wife, gives her more poison to kill him.)
The scene where he makes sure Castor knows just before he dies is pure venom.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah I quit halfway through. It was an ensemble piece where Reacher is a loner. It was filled with his black PI girl buddy being smarter and better than Reacher. I just gave up, it was dull and annoying, like they gave up on everything that made the first one work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 06:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Croaker at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:27 PM (SF37t)
Hah..
I never really noticed, but yes, true.
Did Morgan Freeman have a Brit accent?
I can't remember.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (+48wn)
Reading it now. Same guy that wrote "The Martian".
Posted by: javems at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
With the Hansen Sisters. Just so we can bury the idea of Hollywood once and for all.
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (EJWxb)
He was great in Frasier as the Opera Queen trying to get into Frasier's pants.
It's like he wasn't even acting!
Posted by: Ed Buck, killer fag at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (Mrt+u)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (T+xtP)
Is it
Asexual? If so, why not just call it that?
Bisexual? If so, why not just call it that?
Leaving out hetro and homo sexual, which, again, already have definitions, we are left with -
Attracted to a person of the same sex who has transed to the opposite sex
or
Attracted to a person of opposite sex who has transed to the same sex.
Then there are.forks on those definitions as to social, partial, or full medical and surgical.
It's all so confusing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (ODqn8)
The Best use of Carmina Burana in a beer commercial
https://youtu.be/Pw_twlhaUgE?si=FtTKdSKGRN1VD3B2
Posted by: Blanco at March 05, 2026 11:15 PM (MHpW9)
WTF is non-binary, anyway? I have never seen a definition.
Is it
Asexual? If so, why not just call it that?
Bisexual? If so, why not just call it that?
Leaving out hetro and homo sexual, which, again, already have definitions, we are left with -
Attracted to a person of the same sex who has transed to the opposite sex
or
Attracted to a person of opposite sex who has transed to the same sex.
Then there are.forks on those definitions as to social, partial, or full medical and surgical.
It's all so confusing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (sR2WI)
Non binary is what you say if you are straight but want to keep the mob away.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)
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His turn as Sejanus was very dark. Not Picard at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)
He's no Brian Blessed!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
Trump: Tucker's Out of MAGA
Good.
Maybe the Quisling JD Vance will finally find his manhood as well.Jonathan KarlTucker has been having a genuine mental breakdown to find out he's actually not very influential and that he can't help his Islamist paymasters blow up Tel Aviv. He started by claiming the Jewish Charity Chabad is actually brainwashing Trump into doing Israel's bidding. This is particularly dangerous because, as a charity, Chabbad is public-facing, meaning it has lots of offices terrorists can bomb. And terrorists already attack Chabad houses and set fire to them. This isn't Israel, a country with a very serious security apparatus. This is charity with offices right on the street and, at most, a single 70 year old volunteer "security guard" at the door. And Tucker just told all of his Islamist and Nazi viewers to attack Chabad.
@jonkarl In a lengthy conversation just now, President Trump hit back at Tucker Carlson who called the Iran war "absolutely disgusting and evil." "Tucker has lost his way," Trump told me. "I knew that a long time ago, and he's not MAGA. MAGA is saving our country. MAGA is making our country great again. MAGA is America first, and Tucker is none of those things. And Tucker is really not smart enough to understand that."
🚨 EXCLUSIVE — Tucker Carlson claims that a sect of Judaism called Chabad is ultimately behind the military strikes on Iran.
— Joel Mowbray (@joelmowbray) March 5, 2026
This might be Tucker's most absurd claim to date.
And it's yet another shot at Trump.
Why? Well, @jaredkushner & @IvankaTrump have belonged to Chabad in… pic.twitter.com/AnrslkJCtN
Could this be a religious war designed to rebuild the Third Temple on the ashes of Al Aqsa? Hope not. pic.twitter.com/bXxLH1sLDf
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) March 5, 2026
Joel RichardsonFrom UFOs to chemtrails to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. He is both mentally unstable and evil. I'd sooner believe Bullshit or Not! Meanwhile... The Fake MAGA Grifters are abandoning the only thing that keeps a roof over their heads.
@Joel7Richardson I'm just trying to keep the Candace/Tucker storyline straight here. Israel can't have any prophetic significance because it's a secular, godless state and the people there aren't even real Jews anyway -- they're Turkic Khazar impostors. But at the same time Israel is masterminding a global religious war so they can rebuild the Third Jewish Temple. So the working theory is that a nation of secular atheist Turks are masterminding the restoration of the ancient Jewish priesthood and Temple system, which requires verified Jewish lineage to function. These sneaky Turks!
Calling out and shunning the Woke Right has never been "in-fighting." They have ALWAYS been the right hand of the left. https://t.co/7cLaHb8fXM
— Keri Smith 🌱Deprogrammed (@RealKeriSmith) March 5, 2026
Remember every time you heard the phrase “woke right” and thought “I hate that phrase! There’s no such thing!”
— Keri Smith 🌱Deprogrammed (@RealKeriSmith) March 5, 2026
Take a look at your X feed right now. All of the Woke Right is pushing the same “don’t vote” or “vote for Democrats” message right now, with their own spin on it.… pic.twitter.com/rw0bDMt6RG
Has anyone asked, "Why is this guy still taken seriously by anyone, especially conservatives?" pic.twitter.com/DnZjjQhfTH
— James Lindsay, anti-Communist (@ConceptualJames) March 5, 2026
You and Tucker both campaigned for Trump in 2024, and used your platforms to encourage others to vote for him. Now you're both variously accusing him of covering up a giant child rape ring, and launching an apocalyptic religious war. Who could take either of you seriously? https://t.co/zBRqT1Hl3D
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 5, 2026
I love that it’s all of the worst people in the world - Schaffer, the N-word idiot, Fuentes, etc - who we’ve been saying for a year or 2 now are saboteurs, who are now pitching fits about leaving. 🤣😆
— Keri Smith 🌱Deprogrammed (@RealKeriSmith) March 5, 2026
Great! Goodbye! See ya! The Woke Right are grifting, fake, fraudulent pieces… pic.twitter.com/rmKSlMFTcY
Karol Markowitz made a good point: Tucker shows off his White House access in order to get big $1 million paychecks to appear on panels. This is Hunter-Biden-esque influence peddling. Did Tucker learn this from Hunter when they were, as Tucker admits, friends and fellow addicts? And now that Trump has declared Tucker persona non grata, his Grifter Speech Fee is going to take a hit.
Karol Markowicz
@karol People focus on Tucker's son but we can't help when we have, ahem, insane parents. The real issue is that Tucker sells his access to the White House. No one is paying a podcaster close to a million dollars a speech on some real estate panel unless they think he has a real in.
This couldn't come at a worse time: Israel just wiped out half of Tucker's "audience."
Karol Markowicz
@karol This whole idea that Vance isn't tied to Tucker is betrayed by the fact that Tucker is frequently in the White House and uses that influence to book himself speaking tours of the Middle East. The adopted Hunter attaches himself to Vance and everyone knows it.
The Israel Defense Forces on Wednesday said it bombed a compound in Tehran housing Iran's cyber warfare headquarters -- but it's unclear whether the strike will significantly kneecap Iran's cyberattack capabilities. According to a statement from the IDF, its forces on Wednesday carried out a "wide-scale strike" targeting a collection of military sites on the Eastern edge of Tehran that allegedly housed the headquarters of the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps. The IDF claims that the headquarters of the IRGC's "cyber and electronic headquarters" and its "Intelligence Directorate" were among the military outposts hit in the strike. It's unclear to what extent these military sites were damaged or whether there were any casualties. Iran remains under an almost total internet blackout, which began on Feb. 28 when the first U.S. and Israeli strikes began, limiting the flow of information coming out of Iran.Just like Jake Tapper starts talking about The Troops whenever he's in trouble, Tucker's going to start quoting that Bible that he just read for the first time at the start of his podcast career two years ago. I'm not saying anything bad about the Bible just like I mean no disrespect to the troops. But this is how these manipulative psychopathic narcissists operate, at least until enough people call them on these cynical tactics. I know some people don't like when other people's Christianity is questioned, but surely you must know that there is a big "trad" movement in which people who are banging each other's fiances, getting abortions, and engaging in gay sex with younger people are all pretending to be true-believing traditional Christians, right?
Based on search results from February and March 2026, Sarah Stock (also referred to as Sarah Setka) and conservative media figure Elijah Schaffer were involved in a scandal surrounding a 6-month affairMilo claims Schaffer frequently hit on younger men for sex, too. I know it's ugly, but noticing isn't ugly. The thing being noticed is ugly. There are a lot of disgraceful and frankly demonic people who are posing as the most pious, sugar-won't-melt-in-our-mouths Austere Religious Scholars now. Jesus is just a Branding Opportunity to these Pharisees. They're doing collabs with the Holy Spirit, inviting God into their streams. There is no doubt that Christianity is having a real moment of Born-Again Cool. I know that's a frivolous way to say it, but it's true, Christianity is having a moment of cultural coolness. That's good, except it also attracts the kind of superficial and sleazy people who join things just because they're cool, whether it's pretending to like Marvel superheroes or pretending to believe in Jesus. I know Christianity is having a "coolness" moment because for a couple of years I've felt that superficial attraction of coolness myself. I almost got a "combat rosary" because I thought it was cool. I put that stuff on hold because I realized, Gee, this isn't a very good reason to become a Christian, I think Jesus would almost be mad at me for this superficial nonsense. Anyway, we are seeing a lot of people who have always broadcast their complete adherence to secularism -- like Megyn Kelly -- suddenly deciding that maybe it's cool to be Catholic (or whichever demomination). Some of these people who superficially embrace religion for the wrong reasons, but may well wind up becoming actually religious even though it all began as a stunt. And some of them will just use religion as a cover while they f*** other men's fiances and try to f*** every young man in their vicinity. I don't know who is who, but it is perfectly reasonable to be suspicious of so many people, who seem like absolute scumbags, suddenly "Finding Jesus" at a time when Jesus is trending online and can deliver you clicks. I can't say for sure who the False Prophets are, but it's more than justified to be a little skeptical when a seemingly lifelong atheist Northeastern Establishment Liberal Nepo-Baby like Tucker Carlson reads, at age 55, the Bible for the first time on the eve of launching his podcast. I can't say for sure he did this out of mercenary reasons. And sometimes one's own mercenary motives are hidden from we ourselves, as we convince ourselves that we're doing the right thing by doing right for our careers. But I think I am justified in being skeptical of all these sudden Podcast Converts.
. The Affair Allegations: In early 2026, leaks from Milo Yiannopoulos alleged that Stock, a "tradwife" influencer who previously appeared on the Whatever podcast, had an affair with her boss, Elijah Schaffer, while she was married.
Controversy and Fallout: The affair led to significant online backlash, with critics highlighting the hypocrisy regarding their public, traditional Christian values. Reports indicated that Stock admitted to the affair, which reportedly resulted in a pregnancy and abortion.
Schaffer's Response: Elijah Schaffer, known for his work on "Slightly Offensive" and as a MAGA/conservative influencer, faced intense scrutiny following the leak of the affair.
Subsequent Actions: Reports suggested that Sarah Stock decided to step away from politics following the scandal.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:36 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Accomac at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (YwEeS)
take it up with him. I'm tired of hearing I can't talk aboujt him. How about that?
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (YwEeS)
I can never, ever, ever, ever, ever take the side of Islam on ANYTHING. Sorry, not sorry. If that makes me a "zionist", so be it.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (vqA1l)
I'm not saying anything bad about the Bible just like I mean no disrespect to the troops.
But this is how these manipulative psychopathic narcissists operate, at least until enough people call them on these cynical tactics
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:35 PM
As I recall, Tucker's claimed religion is one of the old-line protestants, so I've always been wary of his pronouncements because none of those denominations have anything to do with the Bible now. (Or for the past multiple decades.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (zjgNU)
Weird that i don't see you guys telling TUCKER to stop attacking everyone else.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (YwEeS)
That is hilarious. So even if someone in Iran evades TEH JEWS, they may get killed because they're obviously working for TEH JEWS if they survived.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (gKWVE)
No, He wouldn't be mad. But He would like that you were eyeing the bait and would be calling your heart to bite at the real substance: of who God is, and what His Son's death and resurrection mean. We have potlucks, come join us.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (pZ64F)
Though, if they do start rebuilding the temple I think there are some bad habits I need to quit before the guy with a sword shows up.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)
Bingo!
They want to return us to the days when conservatives were too polite to fight back. They liked those days!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (zZu0s)
yeah he comes from the mainline northeastern protestant tradition that holds that any overt religiosity is declasse and lower-class.
but he can't stop yapping about the J-Man since he started his podcast and depends on audience passion for his money.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (YwEeS)
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Heed the call. You may start for superficial reasons, but that's okay. Conversion is a process, not an event.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Esmail Qaani, head of Iran’s Quds Force has been executed by IRGC.
Good job, Iran.
He survived when others died. Perhaps just by being lucky. But what sunk him was rumors of a well-connected, high official in Iran being a Mossad agent. I am almost positive that was a cover story. But I will Never Say Anything.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (u82oZ)
when Tucker praises Nick Fuentes, Vance's comment are "Tucker is having important discussions we need to have"
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:46 PM (zZu0s)
Candace is #10
Granny Groyper is #38
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 04:46 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 04:44 PM (1wjle)
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He's a High Church Episcopalian slumming it with the Evangelicals. Anything for a buck.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
Ok...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
But. I do not know their hearts. That’s between them and God.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 04:47 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 04:47 PM (ANQtD)
Doof is Number One!!!
He deserves to be first because today is his birthday!!
Happy Birthday Doof!!
Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (3ek7K)
-Elijah Shaffer
A lot of people will doubt that repentance when you aren't showing any contrition, though....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (YwEeS)
I'm catholic. One, we're used to being demonized. Two, at least we are hierarchical.
Most of these smaller Protestant evangelicals are neither.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (zZu0s)
I dunno, some real estate interest group, she said
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (YwEeS)
It was the plot of a Vince Flynn book, so you can't be too careful...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
As I'm sure you are aware, the famous Islamic inscriptions around its interior pillars are all insults to Christianity, taken from suras 3 and 4.
Jews? Whut? Here, in Jerusalem? LOL who cares. Not even mentioned.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
2 Peter 2:12
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (aZ9eR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
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That was when Tucker's mental illness was in its early stages, and it wasn't clear what was going on. I really do not want the conservatives to go through the whole "you must ritually denounce the following people" shtick of the left. Just ignore the loons and they'll die from lack of oxygen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (zjgNU)
Seems odd to be quoting the Gnostic Gospel of Thomas then. The old Protestant bibles limited those off brand texts just as much as everyone else.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:50 PM (8avO+)
Same people who would pay a Leftist to come speak at their company or college
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Quisling....hmmm...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
He's saying that at least he's a French traitor, so he sort of would like to hate fuck him because he finds him frankishly appealing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
Is there something you need tell us, Ace?
Quisling....hmmm...
Yeah, just like Fuentes and Tucker are off of Trump, I'm off of Vance. I will not vote for him if he's the nominee.
He thinks the Nazis are the future. Not *my* future.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
2 Peter 2:20
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (aZ9eR)
IT WAS A WEEK AGO!!!
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)
This - 1000% Ignoring demonitizes and thus de-incentivizes the stupid...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (tOcjL)
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Now THAT sounds like a good time! Sign me up!
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (EES2L)
Now, there's something to this; the WEF (and some of them are Jews) are behind a lot of crap, and stuff like an endless war in Afghanistan and then Ukraine are the elites creating situations that cover their money moving and corruption.
But this idea that .2% of the population of the planet that is constantly despised, chased, attacked, killed, and hated is somehow secretly in charge behind the scenes baffles me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (PYyV9)
Since a prison reform movement began in the mid 1800's, the momentum has been rehabilitation over just deserts (punishment), deterrance (letting criminals in and out of jail on no bail, etc., and incapacitation (prison or death).
And it is based on the intrinsically flawed idea of people as good that somehow from societal factors do bad things to others. It specifically rejects the bibilical and long time ideas of society that people are sinners and if left free from any hindrance to do what they will, they can and will do some awful things.
This is the mindset that figures a guy with 80 arrests, multiple convictions for violent crime, etc. is at heart a good boy that simply cannot help themselves to committing another crime. And that should not cause them to be sitting in jail without bail, and eligibility to be released under by judges.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
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Nailed it, per usual, whig.
The naive idea that "people are born good" might be -- in conjunction with "evasion" (per Ayn Rand) -- the root of all evil.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: butter at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (YwEeS)
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There's actually a good article on First Things about how antisemitism used to be handle just doesn't work today. It's a culture shift and the old patterns are self-defeating.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (uKtE+)
I have a five-second 8mm video taken by my father of me (at age seven) and my younger brother sitting in front of Natalie Wood and her husband at the time for a UCLA football game (against Washington State and their coach Jim Sweeney, who was my father's high school football coach in Butte, MT) in The L.A. Mermorial Coliseum.
OMG, she was a dream ... and I'm convinced that Robert Wagner murdered her.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (iu4Pw)
ShainS
When Sweeney was coaching at WSU in my freshman year, I was a houseboy/dishwasher at the sorority where his daughter lived.
I was in love with her.
sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (2WIwB)
The guy has clearly lost his mind.
I don't think it's about money, I think it's internalized retribution for being a warmonger for the GWOT.
So now all war is bad and he has affixed a group, The Jewish People, as the prime directors in agitating for war.
Basically, he's gone full Buchanan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (2KnB1)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (V6W16)
My husband carries one. Uses it, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (MZ+PY)
Yet he is divulging all of their top-secret plans?
Either, Tucker has the ninja, Seal Team, Marvel super-heroes for his personal security squad, OR he doesn't actually believe a single word he is spouting.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (HlyYF)
Vice President JD Vance has weighed in on the Tucker Carlson-Mike Huckabee interview that has ignited widespread antisemitism allegations as well as a diplomatic row with Arab states, calling it "a really good conversation that's going to be necessary for the right."
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
Are you in a hokey jokey mood because I was about to point out you once were caught dping Rick desantis' trash with garrett.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (aZ9eR)
He deserves to be first because today is his birthday!!
Happy Birthday Doof!!
Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (3ek7K)
Thanks!
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (PYyV9)
Quisling....hmmm...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
He's saying that at least he's a French traitor, so he sort of would like to hate fuck him because he finds him frankishly appealing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
I was Norwegian!
Posted by: norwegian zombie vidkun quisling at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (zUe/H)
Even the Apostle Paul by the end of his ministry said there were only a few standing with him, on the true teachings. Unfortunately many of the big denominations are more about being in Their Club, than about real Christianity. I'll let God sort it out, and can't claim to know which individuals are saints ... but often there are clues.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 04:54 PM (vbXSk)
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Israel should leak that prayers and commendations have been given for the late commander. And that prayers are lifted for the currently surviving Israeli agents still serving in key roles.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:54 PM (Dv3i1)
Though, if they do start rebuilding the temple I think there are some bad habits I need to quit before the guy with a sword shows up.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
They should tear it down carefully and respectfully, and number all the pieces in strict sequence like, "1, 17568, 244, 9965..." And throw in a few extra blocks, too. Ship the whole mess to the Marianas Trench, and dump it overboard. Keep all the gold, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 04:54 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 04:55 PM (UjdFS)
The Ikea Bible
The Aldi Bible
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 04:55 PM (Kt19C)
2 Peter 2:12
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM
+1
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 04:55 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Young man, it's assclowns all the way down at March 05, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 04:55 PM (VE6XX)
The "story"?
MAGA is in turmoil.
Mission Accomplished. 🙄
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (jtM2q)
Though, if they do start rebuilding the temple I think there are some bad habits I need to quit before the guy with a sword shows up.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)
I fully expect the AntiChrist to pull the wool over everyone's eyes, which is why I'm still not 100% sure that Trump isn't the AntiChrist.
Honestly, billionaire playboy fits exactly with what I'd expect the AntiChrist to be before he reveals his purpose to the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
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Fuentes was on Tucker a week ago? I thought it was a while ago.
Anyway, Vance has better things to do than police this crap. By just breezing past it, he deprives it of oxygen. These people need the hate clicks. If they aren't driving conversation they evacuate.. You probably are the biggest traffic driver for David French and Jonah Goldberg at this point.
Just talk about other things and without the hate clicks, they die. I mean, mocking them is fine, but do so in an off-hand dismissive sort of way. Fame whores need fame. Insults are a form of fame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
exactly, that's why Candace has the #2 podcast, Tucker the #5, and Nick Fuentes has a huge following.
Do you ever get tired of repeating the same false things? Your "ignore them" advice doesn't hurt them, it empowers them, because you are essentially demanding that these people, and these people alone, can have no criticism directed against them.
Everyone else can be criticized, but when it comes to Fuentes, Tucker, and Candace, the rule suddenly becomes "just let them be."
Bullshit and I think you know it.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
SAVE Act is only worth something if it can be enforced.
Posted by: serious question at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Pretty good evidence that was a Byzantine Church as the architecture and design fits that. Muzzies repurposed it like St. Sophia in Constantinople.
The functioning Mosque is Al Aqsa which is on the Temple Mount but not historical to the area unless you believe Mo was ridden hard and put up wet after being ridden there by spirits.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (uKtE+)
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Precedent has been broken!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (Kt19C)
I can read that either way. Which is still a bad look for Vance, imo.
Rubio will eclipse him if he keeps this shit up.
There's nothing to be gained for Vance in clinging to that small wing of the party.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:48 PM (Dv3i1)
By reduction, though, I don't buy that these are new, honest worldviews popping up. There has been consistently for the last several hundred years secularist, phoney science based and anti moral parties that have been undermining the world from the inside. Radical Muslims themselves is more of a creation of theirs than a natural rising, which in the rest of history tended to be tied physically to an Islamic state or empire.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)
Vice President JD Vance has weighed in on the Tucker Carlson-Mike Huckabee interview that has ignited widespread antisemitism allegations as well as a diplomatic row with Arab states, calling it "a really good conversation that's going to be necessary for the right."
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
Vance also said he didn't watch the interview, Ace. And Wash Post did the reporting...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (tOcjL)
I know it's ugly, but noticing isn't ugly. The thing being noticed is ugly. There are a lot of disgraceful and frankly demonic people who are posing as the most pious, sugar-won't-melt-in-our-mouths Austere Religious Scholars now.
Weren't there some reliable reports that CPAC is gay AF?
Posted by: Literally literally, not metaphorically at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (TbWk/)
Cernovich has changed allegiances more than he's changes socks over the past 10 year.
Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (CIngQ)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (jrgJz)
Mission Accomplished. 🙄
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (jtM2q)
We, with a collective average age over 60, argue about Ginger vs Mary Ann. Seriously. On The regular.
MAGA is not in turmoil. We are being comic book geeks about politics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
How much better would the world be without Islam?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
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Fuentes was on Tucker a week ago? I thought it was a while ago.
Anyway, Vance has better things to do than police this crap. By just breezing past it, he deprives it of oxygen. These people need the hate clicks. If they aren't driving conversation they evacuate.. You probably are the biggest traffic driver for David French and Jonah Goldberg at this point.
Just talk about other things and without the hate clicks, they die. I mean, mocking them is fine, but do so in an off-hand dismissive sort of way. Fame whores need fame. Insults are a form of fame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Trump handled it perfectly, he dismissed Tucker as wrong and inconsequential. He didn't give it oxygen.
That's what Vance should do.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: kactus at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (twS2i)
Honestly, billionaire playboy fits exactly with what I'd expect the AntiChrist to be before he reveals his purpose to the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Very doubtful. By their fruits ye shall know them. Someone like Talarico is far more likely--exotic, strange new ideas, etc. because they trick a lot of people not so much stir up conflict like Trump does. He doesn't fit.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv)
He and Alex Jones are big buddies now too. Alex is slouching back into his "9/11 was a secret Jew plot" territory of the early 2000s again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: whig
Then why tempt them to commit another crime by letting them out? What a terrible thing to do to such a good boy. (never mind the 81st victim, who cares about them anyway)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Yet he is divulging all of their top-secret plans?
Either, Tucker has the ninja, Seal Team, Marvel super-heroes for his personal security squad, OR he doesn't actually believe a single word he is spouting.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (HlyYF)
There would be a lot of cognitive dissonance for the people saying these things if they actually thought it through.
It works out though since they don't ever think that deeply.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)
She went too quickly from the gal attacking leftists sitting next to Charlie Kirk to a maniac with her own Weekly World New publishing plant.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)
so he didn't watch the interview people are saying showed Tucker to be a conspiratorial antisemite, but he's just reflexively defending him without doing any investigating?
Oh great.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (1wjle)
Thanks!
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM
Happy birthday!
Today is my niece's birthday too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (u82oZ)
Iranian intelligence overheard a Yenta in Israel talking about how their 3rd Cousins Niece is married to a Nice Jewish Boy who is in the Mossad, and he said...
Posted by: AWACS aerial refueling... at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Megadeth RULES! at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (TbWk/)
I’m guessing this would be way down on the list.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (ObYK0)
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"You haven't lived until you've snorted coke off of Dr. Jill's, Hunter's brother's ex-wife's, and Hunter's daughter's tits!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (iu4Pw)
Quisling....hmmm...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)
He's saying that at least he's a French traitor, so he sort of would like to hate fuck him because he finds him frankishly appealing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (zZu0s)
I was Norwegian!
Posted by: norwegian zombie vidkun quisling at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (zUe/H)
I reject his Norwegian-ness!
But yes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (xcxpd)
SAVE Act is only worth something if it can be enforced.
Posted by: serious question at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (5LiC7)
It will need to have enforcement teeth so DoJ can go after states that refuse to require ID/proof of citizenship
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (V6W16)
Tucker, I have defended. He's nutter than a squirrel turd now, but I have listed my reasons before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yep. It is simply another tiresome op, it isn't about principle with the grifters, it is about being cut off from the cheese aka money and attention. That is all they want and they will do anything to get it, even be politico fluid and embrace their inner Democrat.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)
But this is how these manipulative psychopathic narcissists operate, at least until enough people call them on these cynical tactics.
I know some people don't like when other people's Christianity is questioned, but surely you must know that there is a big "trad" movement in which people who are banging each other's fiances, getting abortions, and engaging in gay sex with younger people are all pretending to be true-believing traditional Christians, right?
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Jesus taught that we are to be as wise as serpents, but as innocent as doves. Which is to say we should be aware that Satan's children will try to persuade us through trickery, including misquotation and misapplication of Scripture, and we should do nothing of the sort.
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (vSvIl)
Tucker has swapped sides several times too. Behind the scenes he is apparently viciously anti-Trump, like hates him as much as the GOPe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (PYyV9)
Everyone else can be criticized, but when it comes to Fuentes, Tucker, and Candace, the rule suddenly becomes "just let them be."
Bullshit and I think you know it.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (1wjle)
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If you think I'm defending them, I'm not. They are having their bright shining moment of fame, in part because of the outrage, and as long as that is sustained, they will thrive. No amount of insults or condemnation will cause them to lose audience. They're popular BECAUSE they get denounced.
But it gets old, and without outrage, they will fade down the stretch. It's not a satisfying strategy, but it's what works. If no one cites what they have to say, if they disappear from high-traffic discussions, who cares what they say? And if they need to be brought up, a dismissive aside is the way to do it while you talk about someone else.
"Fuentes? Is he still alive?" is the worst thing you can say about him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)
i dunno about that. it used to be hookup/adultery central, which is why, maybe, none of these shitbirds will say a cross word about each other. They probably all have each other's sexual dox information.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)
In fact, I hate to go all super-Christian here but Jesus gave a method for dealing with a friend who strays in Matthew chapter 18 where you make an attempt to work it out:
Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone: if he shall hear thee, thou hast gained thy brother.
But if he will not hear thee, then take with thee one or two more, that in the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.
And if he shall neglect to hear them, tell it unto the church: but if he neglect to hear the church, let him be unto thee as an heathen man and a publican.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 05:01 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM
Happy birthday!
Today is my niece's birthday too.
Posted by: CaliGirl
......
I hope the Commissar got you guys some festive little hats.
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 05:01 PM (UjdFS)
Almost out of dried chanterelles, now. But it was damn good.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:01 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Triumph of optimism over experience. Human tendency, we do so every time we pull the ballot lever for a Republican.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:02 PM (E4rtv)
Was he ever in? I don't know or care. Wish he would go away. I'm sick of hearing about him. He is not news.
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 05:02 PM (gQFwH)
I've been taking a wait and see attitude about Vance, but the default assumption is ALWAYS "professional GOP politician == grifting cuck."
Once the '28 campaign starts spinning up we'll see who is trying to cobble together a whackjob coalition to try and grab the mantle of MAGA.
And we'll see who Trump blesses as his successor. He better choose wisely - because most of these people are trying to hijack his movement so they can go right back to sucking Dem dick, but while wearing red hats this time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:02 PM (BI5O2)
MAGA is not in turmoil. We are being comic book geeks about politics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
WE must update that Question into a SCI FI venue...
6? or 7 of 9?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 05:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (MZ+PY)
Chuck Colson, and his conversion sure seems legit to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
Honestly, billionaire playboy fits exactly with what I'd expect the AntiChrist to be before he reveals his purpose to the world.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Very doubtful. By their fruits ye shall know them. Someone like Talarico is far more likely--exotic, strange new ideas, etc. because they trick a lot of people not so much stir up conflict like Trump does. He doesn't fit.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (E4rtv)
I see it as the opposite. The religious were among the most skeptical of him in 2016, and that' why he had to take in Pence to mollify them. But he was the most strident of supporter of Pro-Life groups in his first term when it gained him little, and even got Roe toppled.
That's not antichrist behavior.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (PYyV9)
so he didn't watch the interview people are saying showed Tucker to be a conspiratorial antisemite, but he's just reflexively defending him without doing any investigating?
Oh great.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:59 PM (1wjle)
Yes, he only watched "snippets" before his comment - so probably one 15 second video...b/c he has crap to do as a dad and a VP...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (V6W16)
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I do not know the context or situation, but I'm old enough to know that the media saying "Do you denounce this guy or are you a Nazi?" is always a sucker's game. David Duke's entire existence is to be a Dem bugbear who must be ritually condemned every 2 to 4 years. I guess Tucker or this Fuentes guy is the replacement.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)
She didn't last long... about 1.5 years.
She became disgusted that all of the "family values" Christian Republicans were all cheating on their spouses.
All of them. Representatives, Senators and staffers.
She was disgusted by it all.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (YNst2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (/C62k)
Dang.. What did I miss ?Trump is the antichrists , Vance is a fan of Tucker and Fuentes Some woman I've never heard of said the N word but no longer is MAGA as does cernovich. What fresh new hell is this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (VE6XX)
he's as much news as Jasmine Ratchett or Dan Goldman or Eric Swalwell or a million other people we freely discuss without evaluating whether or not they're "news" enough to talk about.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: DeusExMachina at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (cmlrb)
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (oY6Yp)
Are they...actually kinda good?
Was listening to them the other day and trying to figure out if they were trying to be Zep or Floyd but they had some metal to them either way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)
i mean Obama is such a more obvious candiate. Wasn't the antichrist supposed to be a "man of peace" from "the east"?
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 05:06 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: serious question at March 05, 2026 05:06 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Pretty much. That was one of the reasons that Fox used the Dominion lawsuit to get rid of him. Tucker would have blown up Fox's audience had those emails been revealed. He thought the 2020 election was just hunky dory too.
Bannon is another grifter with the same grandiosity thinking he was a dank lord ruling MAGA in the shadows. His emails and exchanges with Michael Wolff and Epstein just before Epstein's death make that clear.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (xT8gx)
Mission Accomplished. 🙄
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 04:56 PM (jtM2q)
We, with a collective average age over 60, argue about Ginger vs Mary Ann. Seriously. On The regular.
MAGA is not in turmoil. We are being comic book geeks about politics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
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No, we're not. But that's the narrative.
My rule here is to "always consider the source and act accordingly."
By "here" I don't mean Aof♤HQ although it sometimes applies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (jtM2q)
Tell everyone, including the jooooos, that they're Democrats. Democrats hate joooos and as a result, they attract antiSemites like Fuentes.
Jews will have an easier time supporting MAGA if MAGA is the party that says, "Fuentes hates us too".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)
Eh. I have seen a ton of shit talking about the female 'con influencer' sphere. A ot of bullshitbone way or another and that the whole side is a bunch of Thots who don't do onlyfans, but hook the fuck up at these conventions.
Women are vicious. Not exactly new but it surprises me with the true venom each time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (zZu0s)
it's been going on for a year. I never mentioned it because I didn't want to start shit with commenters. he's always defending Tucker no matter how blatantly antisemitic he gets.
But here we are. I'm tired of being polite with these people. Being polite did not work, even though people are telling me "just keep being polite, that will work"
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
Are they...actually kinda good?
They indeed are. Really good guitar work, solid tunes. They rock.
One could almost forgive them being Canadian.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (uKtE+)
They didn't have a big enough shredding machine in there!
WHO AGREES??????
Posted by: Cucker at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (vqA1l)
Jews? Whut? Here, in Jerusalem? LOL who cares. Not even mentioned.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)
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I've read otherwise, that the core inscription is actually a form of Christian heresy that was subsequently "reinterpreted" to be Islamic. There is no contemporary historical proof Mohammed ever existed. After after the "Muslim" conquest, mints continued to produce coins with Christian symbols on them.
Usually the first thing a conqueror does is change the coinage. There are several Roman usurper emperors who are basically only known from their coins.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)
She didn't last long... about 1.5 years.
She became disgusted that all of the "family values" Christian Republicans were all cheating on their spouses.
All of them. Representatives, Senators and staffers.
She was disgusted by it all.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (YNst2)
The Left had the decency to advocate for open marriages, throuples, gay marriage and homo on the down low. They weren't hypocrites. /s
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (RIvkX)
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Wait, so you're saying I'm doing this whole Christianity thing wrong?
/
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)
That wouldn't surprise me, based on recent revelations. Maybe the gay thing was someone being snarky about Log Cabin Republicans.
Posted by: Wish I could source it, but it's been a long time at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
But if you actually watch the full episode, he is using those questions, like a lawyer in a case would, to craft a bunch of nuggets so that the watcher puts them together all by themselves. Makes it much harder to dissuade them by new information as that would make the watcher a fool.
There is a reason why both sides get a lick in on a criminal or civil case, you cannot expect the whole truth from a witness and their directing attorney. It will only bring out facts for that side, not additional unpleasant facts undermining their case. That is why we have cross examination.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (VE6XX)
Already up to the 'S' Bands!
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Big Star at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (gZ820)
I hate that guy but haven't said anything (until now)
Roger Stone says he's about to reveal all of Bannon's dealings with Epstein and the Chinese. No idea if that's true or bs.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:09 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (1wjle)
So Ace is joining Fuentes in voting for the Democrats? Bold move, Cotton.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (wa3mR)
Tucker: I was just asking questions when I noticed my Qatari contact had stuck a scimitar into my groin...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:04 PM (1wjle)
Point: neither Fuentes or Owens are elected officials. You might as well call out Asmongold or Nux.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Lebanese ex-muslim I follow on Twitter says Dome of the Rock didn't become identified with al-Aqusa until one group of muslims held all the Arabian holy sites and the leader of the other group needed something for his bunch to claim to get some of that sweet pilgrimage cash.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Wish I could source it
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DC GOP soirees are quite gay just as DC is one of the leading cities for a proportion of its population that are gay. Atlanta, NYC, and San Francisco are up there too.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (E4rtv)
I saw one of his heads which seemed to have a fatal wound, but his fatal wound was healed; and the entire earth followed after the beast in amazement. Revelation 13:3
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (abIsI)
MAGA is not in turmoil. We are being comic book geeks about politics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
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Alright, who are all the 80+ year olds skewing the 29 average?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: serious question
Can't enforce what's not on the books.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 05, 2026 05:11 PM (m+uh6)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (cWLG3)
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Also straight up lies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 05:11 PM (RIvkX)
Is this serious or is this like the whole 'Don't make me turn this Vespa around and Vote for Hillary!' bit?
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:11 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 05:05 PM (xT8gx)
Well something is whack with his demon at the bedside tales. And his set certainly isn't full of purity on the legal/illegal addition front.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:12 PM (8avO+)
Not that he would vote for a party that is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of some of the things he claims to believe and would have him executed if they ever got carte blanche power
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 05:12 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)
They didn't have a big enough shredding machine in there!
WHO AGREES??????
fire won't shred paper
Posted by: anachronda at March 05, 2026 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: tubal at March 05,
Nor am I.
But I'm far from ready to trust a GOP politician, either.
We'd all do well to remember we're talking about the most treacherous group of people in America - as treacherous as three-faced scorpion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:13 PM (BI5O2)
Roger Stone says he's about to reveal all of Bannon's dealings with Epstein and the Chinese. No idea if that's true or bs.
Posted by: ace
I recently learned that Bannon took charge of the Earth Ship Project in the 80's. Drove it into the ground with poor management and came away flush. The Earth Ship Project.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
As for Tucker...maybe he can go work for Talarico's campaign. They can have a huge argument over who hates Israel and Jews more.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:13 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:14 PM (cWLG3)
Roger Stone says he's about to reveal all of Bannon's dealings with Epstein and the Chinese. No idea if that's true or bs.
Posted by: ace
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Roger Stone is as bent as a crooked tree but he hates Bannon enough to have the receipts. I read enough of the copious emails between Bannon and Epstein and Michael Wolff to know he wasn't a sekret undercover agent trying to scope out Epstein but rather someone that wanted to depose Trump and put his own peeps in so he could be head of Maga. Notice the radio silence on the right influencer brigade about those nearly 2000 messages, texts, etc. between in the Epstein files with Bannon, often direct exchanges. More than Reid Hoffman in fact.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah, Crockett is in Congress and could have been a Senate candidate. Can't really ignore that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)
I'd like to see this twitter.
From what I read, the Dome was erected by 'Abd al-Malik over the 680s to rival the Kaaba which was being erected by the Zubayr family. The Umayyads generally were focused on Damascus and Jerusalem.
Al-Aqsa, the mosque in the Dome's area, is different from the Dome, the Dome being a shrine (for the Temple) and not a mosque. Likewise the Kaaba is not a mosque; it is the focus of prayers in mosques, toward the Kaaba.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:14 PM (gKWVE)
Can't believe I'm saying that.
Posted by: Big Star at March 05, 2026 05:14 PM (gZ820)
https://tinyurl.com/4vvvrx8v
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 05:15 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 05:12 PM (pDt9x)
Jeb 2026?!!?!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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His lies about Chabad appear to come straight from Alexander Dugin in Russia. Wonder who else Tucker saw when he was there besides Putin.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah word is those conservative cons were just debauched as hell, and queer stuff was everywhere. Just disgusting. And probably some of them still are. I think it was TPUSA that was a serious mess until Charlie took over? I can't remember the details.
I am convinced that is what Candace is on about with Erka Kirk, her husband was a big choice to run TPUSA and Mrs Kirk took over. So Candace is trying to ruin her so she can take over or her husband can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: serious question
Can't enforce what's not on the books.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 05, 2026 05:11 PM (m+uh6)
Sure it can be enforced. States can have their usual cheating on the state level; they have to enforce the SAVE Act on federal elections only if passed. The blue states will still get something out of it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (hJH5n)
VP Vance has to produce on the anti-fraud front.
If he can succeed in that task, all is forgiven.
Personally, having US marshals perp walk Newsom, Wirtz, Ellison, and the ghoul that is Gov of VA would be a good start.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (u82oZ)
I understand the frustration. You wanted to cancel Trump a number of times previously also. I've seen nothing that indicates Vance holds any of Tucker's insane views . Him not immediately canceling Tucker should not get him cancelled imo.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (cntUY)
it's been going on for a year. I never mentioned it because I didn't want to start shit with commenters. he's always defending Tucker no matter how blatantly antisemitic he gets.
But here we are. I'm tired of being polite with these people. Being polite did not work, even though people are telling me "just keep being polite, that will work"
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)
Have you considered that Trump gave him that job and that Trump would signal (like he just did) when and for whom Vance should then cut out...
See what Vance says NOW...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (uKtE+)
Tucker and Hunter were dope fiends together?!
Tucker just read the bible a couple years ago? I thought he was super Episcopal. He was a good news writer but seemed sort of crazy, maybe it was that maniacal laugh.
Strange days.
Posted by: Random PJ at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
They aren't woke 'right.' They are socialists addicted to attention. The term woke right makes no sense no matter how hard Lindsey insists it does.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 05:17 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)
Yes. He spent his entire life after that serving Christ.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 05:17 PM (lFFaq)
The media environment now is such that clicks are clicks and rage bait works on a lot of people.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (3BwY8)
Are they...actually kinda good?
They indeed are. Really good guitar work, solid tunes. They rock.
One could almost forgive them being Canadian.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:08 PM (uKtE+)
I may get some DVDs of them, then.
Thanks man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (G0vdT)
Cuz I kinda think he did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Im uhhh less convinced of that, but I can see why people have reservations about him
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (REq0p)
Posted by: Tucker at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Chuck started a prison ministry and did it until he died I think. He did not go K Street and whore himself out like other Nixon administration peeps including Kissinger.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (NaDOx)
I don't blame him.
Posted by: WisRich
I got your deal right here.
Posted by: MOAB at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (abIsI)
I don't blame him.
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (G0vdT)
Can't make a deal with them.. We will be back right where we started.. Gotta finish this....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Could be alien seed pods
Posted by: Dr. Miles J. Bennell at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (pDt9x)
Yeah word is those conservative cons were just debauched as hell, and queer stuff was everywhere. Just disgusting. And probably some of them still are. I think it was TPUSA that was a serious mess until Charlie took over? I can't remember the details.
I am convinced that is what Candace is on about with Erka Kirk, her husband was a big choice to run TPUSA and Mrs Kirk took over. So Candace is trying to ruin her so she can take over or her husband can.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:16 PM (PYyV9)
All Cons and Seminar meetings and Conventions are places to hookup/debauch with someone elses' money usually.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Thanks man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I like Allied Forces which is probably their most famous.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (E4rtv)
Yes; Neither is "Thank you for attention to the
This matter." 🙂I also don't think the anti Christ has a sense of humor, as does Trump. That Trump is the anti Christ sounds like Something James Talarico would say- after he puts down the Gospel of Thomas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:00 PM (1wjle)
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Yep, which is why I always remember the Amanda Carpenter photo of her in at her CPAC hotel in a slinky dress with a strip of condoms next to her on the bed, which was promptly memory-holed faster than anything that ever hit the internet.
Weird.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (ZXz0E)
You know Taylor Marshall was an Episcopalian priest and gave it up when he realized it was crap. The sacraments are void.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (qFwJc)
Are they...actually kinda good?
Yes and no. They are really REALLY good, when they are good. They have like eight of the top 50 rock songs of all time, especially live. But they also have a lot of really lame 80s hair metal kinda songs too, padding in their albums. Get best of and live, especially US festival stuff. Their appearance there completely blew people away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (CNl8/)
1. The only group which votes Republican is white Christian people. Every other group: blacks, Latinos, Asians, Jews, Muslims are all Democratic voters by at least 60/40.
2. The white birthrate is politically skewed. Rs are at 2.1, with an 80% rate of passing on their beliefs. Ds are at 1.5 with a 90% chance of passing on their beliefs.
Closing the border, ending birthright citizenship, and taking back the school system extinguishes the Democratic Party. If the Dems win in 2028 they will open the border and amnesty all the illegals and end the Republican Party as a national party.
Every policy decision that is made right now can only be judged by this question: does this increase the likelihood of the Democrats winning the Presidency in 2028? If it does, it's a bad policy.
Posted by: Vick King at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (DMmvN)
And Marco went from cool to traitor to badass holding every job in America. He was a terrible senator and damn good administrator so far.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (xT8gx)
I just wish there was a way to know if PoTUS Rubio would act like SecState Rubio (good) or Senator Rubio (very bad).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (lFFaq)
I agree with you, but I think there's an ultimate one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (PFs9e)
Cuz I kinda think he did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (xcxpd)
Brietbart dying did that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
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The concern is over the last one. People for get that there's supposed to be a false prophet pointing towards him, too, which we don't see today afaik.
Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (vSvIl)
Are they...actually kinda good?
Yes and no. They are really REALLY good, when they are good. They have like eight of the top 50 rock songs of all time, especially live. But they also have a lot of really lame 80s hair metal kinda songs too, padding in their albums. Get best of and live, especially US festival stuff. Their appearance there completely blew people away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (PYyV9)
Thanks Chris. I'm starting with their 70's and early 80's output so far. I'll look for the live stuff, though I typically prefer studio
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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Don't you mean "false prophets"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: garrett
Beware the Golden Scalpweasel was one of the last utterances of John the Beloved. Didn't make it into the published Book of John.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)
The US Festival set is really good. Oddly enough, so is the Quarterflash set. Canada had a good day, there.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:23 PM (uKtE+)
There's a name I have not heard in some time now...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:23 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nickelback?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)
Trump knows this POS was costing him the midterms, that he is extremely anti-Trump, that he tries to build a "Shadow government" while Trump is still in office.
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:24 PM (GD0B3)
So, I have kind of given up trying to figure out Carlson's or Owen's major malfunction. Tucker actually did surprise me; I always appreciated him until he kind of seemed to lose his mind.
Posted by: -DC at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (i3jTa)
topical
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (j+aD2)
I still think the best tweet(?) I have ever seen was the one before we bombed the nuke sites.
Trump. Status: Feeling cute, May bomb Iran, may not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (qFwJc)
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The Global Anglican Communion actually excommunicated the See of Canterbury, so if Tucker's still sticking with the Gay Church of England he's part of a tiny remnant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (abIsI)
they're so nice and give my sons chicken soup when they get nasty colds and are hundreds of miles away...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 05:26 PM (j+aD2)
I'm an agnostic as far as Nickleback is concerned . I've never heard them, which is quite true of a number of musicians / groups
Mentioned on here .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 05:26 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (abIsI)
I have to go with Trump’s.
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 05:26 PM (CNl8/)
Cuz I kinda think he did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Yep.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)
Quarterflash is from Oregon!
Portland band. Originally called Seafood Mama, oddly enough. They have had a few great bands come out of nowhere. I think the US festival is where most people first heard Eddie Van Halen too, that left everyone floored.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:27 PM (PYyV9)
It is when these things end, the shit will hit the fan.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 05:27 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (3BwY8)
Take a look at your X feed right now. All of the Woke Right is pushing the same “don’t vote” or “vote for Democrats” message right now, with their own spin on it.
@RealKeriSmith 6:58 AM · Mar 5, 2026
Yeah, the term itself is self-contradictory nonsense and I hated it, since it appeared to have been invented by financially/religiously conservative Worldies to try to marginalize the nationalist Right, and re-establish the old Uniparty kayfabe of open-borders corporatism vs. open-borders communism.
"What do you mean you don't want a honey shit sandwich? What, do you prefer the Wokies' jalepeno shit sandwiches or something?! You must be Woke Right."
But since "Woke Right" means nothing it can be used to mean anything, and I heartily approve of applying it to the Wobbly Grifters. Thus the term may be redeemed and serve a noble and useful purpose.
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Weasel at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (RmLkT)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Nostradamus at March 05, 2026 05:29 PM (cntUY)
I'm on my tablet and don't have Twitter on it so I can't look it up.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 05:29 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM
There will never be another like him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:29 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (3BwY
Longitudinally for me in regards to women the subcontinent is included. (I cannot go any further east. Unless you count Russia and completely exclude the rest of East Asia.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:30 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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Don't you mean "false prophets"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (cWLG3)
I think AH is right. There have been several big 'antichrists' in lower case. Nero was one. And Antiochas Ephanies (sp?) was another.
But they weren't The Antichrist who's in power during the Great Day of the Lord.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Weasel at March 05, 2026 05:28 PM (RmLkT)
*golf clap*
Well played
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE)
This may trigger more assholes than me defending Tucker, but I like Hero and Rockstar.
*drops mic*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM
There will never be another like him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:29 PM (ANQtD)
There cannot ever be another like him. This is why the Left failed in trying to create another Rush. They never understood that. Not even people on the Right could imitate him.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (hJH5n)
Paul Revere and the Raiders
The Daddy Warhols
Robert Cray
Everclear
The Decemberists
The Kingsmen
Nu Shooz
Paul DeLay
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (gKWVE)
The US Festival set is really good. Oddly enough, so is the Quarterflash set. Canada had a good day, there.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:23 PM
I was there and Triumph were really good and I'd never heard of them prior to the concert.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:32 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 05:32 PM (j+aD2)
I don't blame him.
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2026 05:18 PM (G0vdT)
Can't make a deal with them.. We will be back right where we started.. Gotta finish this....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)
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There's no point to making deals with Muslims. They will only honor an agreement for a maximum of ten years (a hudna). Even IF they honor the terms of the agreement, it's only so they can rebuild their warfighting capabilities.
They are also notorious for breaking the terms of an agreement FIRST and blaming it on the other party.
You can't trust them at all.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 05:32 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s)
I like Rockstar. Especially the music video.
Posted by: Nostradamus at March 05, 2026 05:32 PM (cntUY)
This pisses the left more than anything
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 05:32 PM (qFwJc)
Others define it as a heretical religious leader but not necessarily a temporal leader. And you have mixed expectations in Old Testament aka Torah books as well as to the nature of Christ.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (E4rtv)
Every policy decision that is made right now can only be judged by this question: does this increase the likelihood of the Democrats winning the Presidency in 2028? If it does, it's a bad policy.
Posted by: Vick King at March 05, 2026 05:21 PM (DMmvN)
The school system is lost...induce competition to the system. Homeschooling. Private schools. The whole thing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: -DC at March 05, 2026 05:25 PM (i3jTa)
Tucker surprises me because it seems tactically so extreme. He had a whole life in the MSM shaping the system, rose to a very high level by going to the conservative side then did a huge turn with UFOs, open attacks on Israel and Jews to make a crank blush, and so on. Even if you are making bank with Muslim money, you'd think you'd not careen about so violently and shake off a lot of potential supporters. He is unhinged and in a big hurry and you have to wonder why.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (ZOv7s)
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Don't you mean "false prophets"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:22 PM (cWLG3)
I think AH is right. There have been several big 'antichrists' in lower case. Nero was one. And Antiochas Ephanies (sp?) was another.
But they weren't The Antichrist who's in power during the Great Day of the Lord.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 05:30 PM (xcxpd)
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There's only one capital A Anti-Christ, what you speak of are the anti-Christs, more of an old testament thing, not Revelation 13.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (8avO+)
Yeah, there's something off there. Not sure what.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (PYyV9)
Cuz I kinda think he did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Yep.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)
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When I did a Google search on "The Hottest Wife in D.C." it came up with Pete Bootygag's husband.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (cntUY)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (qohbc)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: zigggggy at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (EDeJ/)
I said "addict" referring, for legal purposes, to his admitted alcoholism. Whether or not he got addicted to coke, I couldn't say. I would say that someone working in media who is already an alcoholic would probably have a 100% chance of routine cocaine use, but I certainly could not say that wit certainty about any specific self-admitted alcoholic.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
St. Iraeneaus, believed as you do. To tired to dig out my copy.
From Brave AI summary,
"Irenaeus viewed the Antichrist as a future, personal figure—distinct from the broader "spirit of antichrist"—who would emerge at the end of history to fulfill biblical prophecies. He identified the Antichrist with the "man of lawlessness" (2 Thessalonians 2:3), the "beast" of Revelation 13, and the "little horn" of Daniel, interpreting these as referring to a single individual who would rise from the ten kings of the revived Roman Empire, deceive many, and desecrate a rebuilt Jewish temple in Jerusalem. "
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (vbXSk)
Jealous. Everyone there looked like they were having so much fun in the videos (I mean obviously they pick the happiest parts but still) and not in a "roll around stoned in the mud" Woodstock kind of way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (PYyV9)
Paul Revere and the Raiders
The Daddy Warhols
Robert Cray
Everclear
The Decemberists
The Kingsmen
Nu Shooz
Paul DeLay
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (PYyV9)
and these guys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_%27n_Blue
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:33 PM (hJH5n)
For 50 years the American right has retreated from public institutions, while still funding them. This has brought us to the brink of extinction. We are exactly one Democratic POTUS away from 30 million foreigners getting American citizenship and then outvoting the native stock, forever.
How about we stop retreating?
Posted by: Vick King at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (DMmvN)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: tankascribe at March 05, 2026 05:37 PM (NtoJk)
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:31 PM (hJH5n)
There were quite a few successes in Talk Radio at a lower level than Rush. The left failed utterly because the medium requires that you listen to your audience and debate with them to keep things going. And if you are insincere the audience goes quickly.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:37 PM (8avO+)
In one scene, they're raiding a den of running-dog capitalist subversive criminals, and they're playing Nu Shooz as they suck the blood of the proletariat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 05:37 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 05, 2026 05:38 PM (LdBR/)
I said "addict" referring, for legal purposes, to his admitted alcoholism. Whether or not he got addicted to coke, I couldn't say. I would say that someone working in media who is already an alcoholic would probably have a 100% chance of routine cocaine use, but I certainly could not say that wit certainty about any specific self-admitted alcoholic.
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 05:35 PM (1wjle)
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Some guys admit to being alcholics so they can meet chicks at AA meetings.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:38 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 05:38 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:38 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (uKtE+)
They rock and everyone thought they were Pat Benatar when they first came out. Same with Scandal, everyone thought it was Pat Benatar singing. Rindy rocks the sax.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (CowIf)
So, I have kind of given up trying to figure out Carlson's or Owen's major malfunction. Tucker actually did surprise me; I always appreciated him until he kind of seemed to lose his mind.
Posted by: -DC
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Money, fame, power are what Stan uses to gain control over people and desire for those things leads to evil deeds. Taking the ticket gets you all of those things at the price of your soul.
Very few want to be John the Baptist out in the wilderness eating honey and locusts and wearing a hairshirt.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)
For 50 years the American right has retreated from public institutions, while still funding them. This has brought us to the brink of extinction. We are exactly one Democratic POTUS away from 30 million foreigners getting American citizenship and then outvoting the native stock, forever.
How about we stop retreating?
Posted by: Vick King at March 05, 2026 05:36 PM (DMmvN)
How about you read? The school system is done and needs competition. That's not retreat. That is confrontation. When you take your kids out of the public schools because you parents can and will do a better job, that's confrontation. And, oh by the way, the more kids taken out of public school, the more the leviathan is starved. Public schools get money based on attendance.
I went to a damn public school system and even I know reading is fundamental.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (hJH5n)
Lay down the crack pipe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (PYyV9)
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Yeah, I've had some reservations since:
Back in the day, JD publicly referred to Trump as a "morally reprehensible"; he went further, stating he went "back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon" or that he's "America's Hitler." Vance also described Trump's MAGA movement as "cultural heroin" and warned Christians not to excuse his behavior after the release of the "Access Hollywood" tape.
That's some seriously weak sauce ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:41 PM (iu4Pw)
It's still choking on it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 05:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: ShainS
Best to leave search terms like that to Admiral Ackbar. He has the temperament to stare into the eyes of a Trigglepuff and then calmly post the link here.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 05:34 PM (viF8m)
Its just slavery to the old trope of Republicans being stupid and Jews being the evil masterminds behind it all. It is badly chosen since the just as old trope of Trump being the pure at heart leader being led astray by malicious advisers was right there begging to be used if you want to seem still a part of MAGA.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 05:37 PM (8avO+)
I agree 100% with that first sentence but though Rush blazed the trail they did their own things and made their own imprints, as it should be. As you said, sincerity is key.
As I have heard on the Internet, authenticity is the currency of the future.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (hJH5n)
Vice President JD Vance has weighed in on the Tucker Carlson-Mike Huckabee interview that has ignited widespread antisemitism allegations as well as a diplomatic row with Arab states, calling it "a really good conversation that's going to be necessary for the right."
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)
The interview I might add, where Cucker explained that it very necessary to Genetically Test Jews who's been there for thousands of years, and who had their own country for thousands of years, before some place Lutecia or Rome. To see if they belong in the Holy Land. Did not mention anything about arab dumpster dwellers who don't even have a letter "P" in their fucking alphabet.
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (GD0B3)
There are going to be a lot of scumbags looking to kill MAGA and feed on its carcass in '28.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 05:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Tucker Carlson is an antisemitic racist at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (CowIf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (+nEug)
Very few want to be John the Baptist out in the wilderness eating honey and locusts and wearing a hairshirt.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)
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* cue the lyrics of "I Went Eown to The Crossroads" *
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:45 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 05:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 05:43 PM (+nEug)
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Damn. We had a choice of going to tour The Holy Land in Israel (and obviously Tel Aviv) in April or October this year; we picked the latter, but the former tourists must be a little nervous.
Although my understanding is that Israel is riddled with bomb shelters, hell, when I'm there I'd be happy to strap on an AR-15 and kill me some Muzzie Scum ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (iu4Pw)
I went to a damn public school system and even I know reading is fundamental.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 05:40 PM (hJH5n)
No confrontation is taking back control of the system, firing the leftists, and indoctrinating students to be Republican voters instead of Democrat voters.
Posted by: Vick King at March 05, 2026 05:49 PM (DMmvN)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)
Alt right, woke, woke right - mind games used against the Right because it's disturbing. It's becomes a source of much press and debate.
Does the left care about progressive, socialist, lefty, etc? If they do, it's not much publicized. Nor are it's plethora of disagreements, policies and personalities.
But for at least the last 2 years, many articles about the Right fragmenting, coming undone.
'Wokeism Died… And Gave Rise to the Alt Right'
'How the Woke Right Replaced the Woke Left'
'The hypocrisy of Trump’s language wars'
Facebook, Jordan B. Peterson's Post, May 8, 2025, 'The Start of Woke Right
Manhattan Institute, The Evil Idea That Has Taken Over the Woke Right'
Deplorables. Remember that term? The term stuck and, yes, it affected local politics in Pennsylvania and surely other states.
Enough.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 05:52 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 05:53 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 05:58 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (YwEeS)
That is hilarious. So even if someone in Iran evades TEH JEWS, they may get killed because they're obviously working for TEH JEWS if they survived.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2026 04:43 PM (zjgNU)
This should do wonders for unit cohesion -- all while more of those cockroaches get squashed by teh Joos (tm) and Great Satan.
It's becoming more and more obvious that the other Persian Gulf states are not sorry to see the Iranian weird beard regime get destroyed.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 05, 2026 05:59 PM (ksbjf)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 06:01 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 06:03 PM (vlkz/)
Totally agree on everything except calling my VP Vance a quisling. I am not sure where that came from and it might be from the copy/paste. I love him.
If Tucker did not bother to read the Bible til age 55yrs, then I am not sure what to think of him and his religion tirades except this adds to his crazy. As many mentals can even say they are Jesus himself. Sort of a frequent thing we'd see in the ED. I don't know about psych units, as I've tried to avoid them at all costs since nursing school as I hate psych. My bf/husband worked in one of those giant city mental hospitals in Long Island before he moved West, and some patients thought HE was Jesus (he had a beard).
For many reasons I am converting to Roman Catholic in two weeks. This will come as a shock to many who know me, and I am trying not to shock my 95yr old mother into a bad a-fib, but I won't lie to her.
I was not even aware that religion was cool, as I have been cool as long as I can remember God has been in my life. I wanted a deeper faith and was led to this by my son and grands and, above all, I believe the Holy Spirit. My belief, shoot me, don't care!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 06:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Resist_we_much at March 05, 2026 06:13 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: Hurricanes at March 05, 2026 06:20 PM (Sz6eS)
However, I will see how it goes as the years pass and simply ride the Trump Wave as a happy person.
One thing I can't stand anymore is politics every year. Used to be mid-terms, then the Presidential election. Now it is almost daily.
Enjoy the moment, don't worry about the future. Deal with it when needed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 06:28 PM (WONhk)
Should I be rioting? Looting Louis Vuitton stores? What?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:32 PM (XeU6L)
Im uhhh less convinced of that, but I can see why people have reservations about him
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 05:19 PM (REq0p)
When's the last time your parents had a brain scan?
Posted by: Agent K at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Including non-political. It goes way back. You could almost call.it a fam'ly tradition.
USITA convention, Chicago, 1965.
I'm on the elevator to go.up to my room, and in stumbles this older guy, (his convention badge says something like President, Podunk Co-op Telephone) and a young lady at least 25 years younger wearing a miniskirt and 4" heels. Elevator rises, stops on a floor below mine, they stumble out. As the doors are closing, I hear, "Sweetheart, I don't know if I can afford this," and the answer, "Don't worry about it, Honey, it's been taken care of."
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (sR2WI)
Never heard him promise no war with Iran.
Epstein files were released.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 07:14 PM (HRH9e)
I despise Shmucker with the hate of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Redwine at March 06, 2026 01:50 AM (31SBh)
The "Moderate Democrat" Governess of Virginia Is Responsible for the Murder of Stephanie Minter and People Are Noticing
Greg Price
@greg_price11 The murder of Stephanie Minter in Fairfax has turned into an unbelievably massive scandal. A newly released email shows that the Fairfax Police Department warned Commonwealth Attorney Steve Descano's office this past November about releasing illegal alien repeat offender Adbul Jalloh back into the community. They said "it's not a question of if, but when he will maliciously wound (or worse) again." And they were right. He murdered Stephanie Minter at a bus stop last week. Steve Descano and Abigail Spanberger have blood on their hands.
The murder of Stephanie Minter in Fairfax has turned into an unbelievably massive scandal.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 4, 2026
A newly released email shows that the Fairfax Police Department warned Commonwealth Attorney Steve Descano's office this past November about releasing illegal alien repeat offender Adbul… pic.twitter.com/Zwd2UQRIhi
Multiple Virginia Democrats REFUSE to answer questions about Stephanie Minter, who was reportedly m*rdered by a criminal illegal alien with 30+ arrests.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
They don't want to be held accountable for their policies that harm Americans and protect illegals.pic.twitter.com/wR9aAUQgce https://t.co/3bTJvVDSZ3
Justin Reyes allegedly randomly stabbed a 58-year-old man walking his dog in Columbia, South Carolina
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 4, 2026
Democrat-appointed Judge Gail Jabber let him out THE NEXT DAY on $10,000 bond. pic.twitter.com/kh3zjmb7uU
Damon Johnson was just arrested for setting a man on fire on the subway in NYC.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026
He has 131 prior arrests and dozens of convictions.
131!
WE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/vRwwrBg1tM
🚨#BREAKING: Habekah Cannon, a self-proclaimed "PRISON ABOLITIONIST" who was arrested THREE TIMES during the George Floyd riots of 2020...
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 5, 2026
...has just won her primary AS A JUDGE for Charlotte NC
According to her website she wrote, "We’ll get you out of that cage...”
WHAT?!!!! pic.twitter.com/GjzkTCx3Hs
Iryna murals keep getting vandalized
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 4, 2026
Her crime? Being white pic.twitter.com/aDvb9YPgwz
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (0N4FZ)
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Posted by: Gman at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (GfWuY)
How many more contested GOP Senate primaries remain on the schedule?
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Mi, mn, mt, nh off the top of my head
Posted by: BruceWayne
And ok now.
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Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (MGB5H)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
I too am a prison abolitionist!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Fqw4x)
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Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (MGB5H)
How does OK deal with Sen vacancies?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 03:36 PM (fYhK6)
Absolutely the most racist and racially divisive president we've had in generations and we'll be paying for it for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 03:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
Is this the warmth of collectivism New Yorkers were promised?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:36 PM (gKWVE)
Also, remember, Va elected an AG that wants to see the children of republicans murdered.
I think the main problem with Va are the people of Va.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (zkREo)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)
Elections have consequences. Sometimes of the worst variety.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (3ZUWJ)
As usual, you're tarring everyone with the same brush, no matter how they voted.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Cow Demon at
Appointment til next election. So appointment til November.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (MGB5H)
Having lived in Columbia SC for many years I can say the Shandon neighborhood was a great place to live.
The crazed people are everywhere now in our country.
Is anywhere safe now?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (n5tGW)
Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (NUFF1)
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Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 03:39 PM (W2Pud)
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Let's rearrange all her stuff while she's gone!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 05, 2026 03:40 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (zbPb3)
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Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (qwx/I)
>> Really? What exactly did I do wrong?
Nothing, you’re simply an outlier, and you are outnumbered.
I mean, after all, Va runs the cleanest elections around, so this what the majority of the people want.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (zkREo)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2026 03:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:43 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:44 PM (NUFF1)
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Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:44 PM (n5tGW)
D.C. No. 2:25-cv-00255-JNW
Pacito v. Trump.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)
As usual, you're tarring everyone with the same brush, no matter how they voted.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)
Think of it this way: it’s worse. How many people did not bother voting at all?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 03:44 PM (fYhK6)
32 Careful that you don't notice things too loudly Ace.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (qwx/I)
35 So much to "notice" on this thread.
Is that allowed?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:43 PM (Fqw4x)
wut
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:45 PM (+YA9H)
The VAGop. They should steal that, especially for the mutilation issue.
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 03:45 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Grok, who was Governor of VA, and Attorney General of VA, which Spanberger was elected?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Northern VA and Richmond, mostly.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2026 03:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 03:46 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 05, 2026 03:46 PM (NgqoH)
Because this is how you GET vigilante justice.
If people can't rely on the law to lock these animals away for good, they're going to take more permanent steps on their own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 03:46 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:47 PM (+YA9H)
Because this is how you GET vigilante justice.
I doubt it. The majority of the people of Northern Virginia lack both weaponry and spines.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (NUFF1)
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"When you look this good, you don't have to know anything."
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (ESVrU)
I don't say this lightly. Usually I consider recall petitions to be a waste of time and a mass autistic crashout by the losers. Gray Davis was a rare exception because he was just that bad.
Well, Spanberger is just that bad.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (REq0p)
She also has fraudulent for pretty much every election she has been involved in. 2am ballot dumps iirc. All three(?) Times?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
The crazed people are everywhere now in our country.
Is anywhere safe now?
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM
I lived there myself for about 6 months. It seemed like a nice area. Thirty years ago...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (dK+Kv)
Iryna got a species of butterfly named after her in 2005.
Celastrina iryna, found in SC, GA, FL and MS.
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Ewww. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and to each his own, but yuck. In the past, I've bought used cars from shady salesmen that presented better than this lying snake. Sexy? Sure, if your thing is soy men with no real accomplishments in their lives except getting elected to office through backstage family ties and old money alliances. Couric? Where did they dig her up from?
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (oiNtH)
I rook mahvelous, and I know who I am!
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 05, 2026 03:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t)
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Eventually someone will kill John Wick's dog.
Then it's game on.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (ESVrU)
Conspiracy to Commit Murder and Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law.
Make Public Executions of Public "Servants" Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (zUe/H)
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She's a middle-aged white woman in Fairfax County, VA.
Yeaahhhhhhh.
I would wager solid money that she personally voted for Steve Descano, the lefty loon DA that let her murderer out of jail.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (3BwY8)
Even Loudoun got rid of their Soros hag, after she prosecuted the dad of the girl who was raped by the trans kid in the bathroom.
VA's problem is the state GOP--they don't act like there's an election every damn year here, and they spend more time arguing with each other over who's the very best right kind of conservative than actually getting anything done.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (zUe/H)
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I tend to agree with you, but her obituary suggests she might have been based or at least "normal," especially the request to donate to a Christian rehab center (which suggests she had addiction problems in the past). But who knows?
https://tinyurl.com/5dewarup
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
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Sure. Unbelievably massive. Sure, sure.
Let's be real, nobody's going to face any consequences whatsoever for any of this. Spangburger's still going to run for president in 2032 - if not 2028 - and Descano will probably be the next AG.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 05, 2026 03:50 PM (BGygK)
Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at March 05, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Kt19C)
That's exactly what someone with a guilty conscience might say.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (zUe/H)
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She's a middle-aged white woman in Fairfax County, VA.
Yeaahhhhhhh.
I would wager solid money that she personally voted for Steve Descano, the lefty loon DA that let her murderer out of jail.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (3BwY
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See my comment above
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2026 03:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (NUFF1)
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ShainS: Do you prefer to take it up the ass or down the throat?
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:51 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (REq0p)
I mean...sort of? They did vote for a D-bag, but my understanding was she ran as a moderate.
Posted by: Max Power at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (q177U)
“This is what the country will look like if you elect Democrats”.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (Bq6MR)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (rJ48h)
You know, maybe they *do* want that. New lynchings can be spun as racist, based on the demographic most likely to commit crimes, and that might help bring said demographic back to the plantation for protection even though they aren't getting the payouts they were accustomed to.
My solution would be to *also* lynch the white judges and politicians that made the vigilantism necessary.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Soros at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: JackStraw
It does, but Spanberger sent a message that she was not going to interfere with the Soros prosecutors.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (REq0p)
She also has fraudulent for pretty much every election she has been involved in. 2am ballot dumps iirc. All three(?) Times?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You can take the girl out of the CIA, but you can't take the CIA out of the girl.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (Bq6MR)
Posted by: Wofus at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (CNa+A)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Kt19C)
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* Jasmine Ratchet has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:54 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: m
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Are you asking what we mean? In case you are -- there are people who talk about it being "racists" to notice certain trends. So our dear betters never mention that, lest we notice.
To prevent "noticing" they refuse to name criminal suspects or show photos. Sometimes they even lie.
Yet we still notice.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:54 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 03:55 PM (cS1cw)
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VA Governors can't run back to back. They serve one term and then do something else.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:55 PM (pZ64F)
Nothing Will Happen Guy, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 03:55 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 03:55 PM (Bq6MR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 03:56 PM (77rzZ)
Ah, so next the Democrats and Independents can vote for satan.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 03:56 PM (Bq6MR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Iryna had a "Black Live Matter" sign above her bed in the photo shared on internet -- did she deserve it too?
These people are confused fools. I feel sorry for them. Such is life -- they are now martyrs for a cause (RE-carceration) that they did not support in life.
super-carceration? What would it be called?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
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They're all angling to get a gig on The
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (iu4Pw)
This has been happening all over the US for years. Backlash = effectively, bupkis.
Cute of the Fairfax "law enforcement" people to say, umm, well, this guy is crazy violent, umm, maybe you shouldn't let him go. Impressive.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (U/Byj)
The litmus test is whether or not the VA citizenry is onboard with the governor's agenda or not. Will she face the same sort of scrutiny a Republican governor would get?
Will the media even report on the situation fairly?
Whether the election was rigged or not is a moot point, as it whether the majority of Virginians voted for her. The real point is whether the public will force a change or it it will be rebuffed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Wofus at March 05, 2026 03:53 PM (CNa+A)
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Yup.
Her after-SOTU rebuttal was scary because she looked like a weird puppet spouting out lies. Joker-level smile on her face.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: pookysgirl, entirely too law-abiding at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Wt5PA)
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True, but the outlier is she uses the bus. This is not what imported Fairfax White Women do.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (pZ64F)
>>@ElectionWiz
>>🚨BREAKING: Ken Paxton says he would consider dropping out of the race in Texas IF Senate Leadership agrees to lift the filibuster and PASS the SAVE America Act.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Bq6MR)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (gQFwH)
I'll bet there were a lot of AWFLs who saw that, thought "how terrible," and promptly forgot about it when it was time to turn their white woman rage on Charlie Kirk. But I guarantee when Trump resurrected the story, they turned on that same dime and thought "the bitch deserved it, I wish he cut her whole head off."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (cS1cw)
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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No, you put on your Mr. Slave outfit and hang yourself from your living room ceiling. And don't forget a "goodbye cruel world" note.
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
super-carceration? What would it be called?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Fqw4x)
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Re-internment? Preferably, in a vase ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:59 PM (iu4Pw)
Sane people thought he was evil, and the murals were stupid, but we would not hate that much and would gain nothing by destroying them.
Imagine how much you have to hate to destroy a mural of a poor immigrant pizza slinger who got murdered on a train for no damn reason? How do the commies brainwash people so well.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:59 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
FIFY
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 03:59 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 03:59 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)
From this morning. Was it Talarico?
"it's hard to imagine a world without prisons"
No it's fucking NOT
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 04:00 PM (Nhyh3)
It’s almost like ICE should be focusing their efforts on people like him instead of grade school kids, construction workers at their legal immigration hearings, and folks documenting their human rights abuses…
Exactly! This fits the mold of what Trump campaigned on doing which was going after illegals who have criminal backgrounds. So Im not sure what ICE is even doing or are they too busy going after legal immigrants and children in order fit quotas idk
Being arrested is not the same as being convicted. You're skipping the entire due process part of it. They didn't have evidence to convict on most of that man's prior charges. Maybe ICE should focus on the violent offenders versus purely civil.
ICE needs to stop arresting five-year-old boys in Spiderman backpacks and grandpas in Crocs. Wasn't Trump supposed to prioritize the worst of the worst? Why didn't they get this guy (even if he was released)?
Donald Trump murdered 6+ service members in an illegal war. Deport him.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
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IS THAT KAMIKAZE KRAZEE?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (NUFF1)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Fqw4x)
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Public hangings.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (3BwY8)
My late mother-in-law was a snob. She had no reason to think that way.
Anyways when we moved to Columbia SC she had a fit about where we bought our house.
Oh no, you can't live there. We're not stupid and we knew the neighborhood was a great place to live.
Well, the first Christmas we lived there on Christmas Eve someone went down her street and vandalized all the cars that were parked outside.
She never criticized our neighborhood after that, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (3ek7K)
However, if I'm right and we want to continue to live in a civilized society against the increasing threat of senseless violence, then the only sensible thing to do is to remove the criminal element (note, the criminal element, I did not say all members of the race) via Eugenics. If these individuals who repeatedly commit crimes against not only whites but I assume against all races cannot be incarcerated, the next best option would only be to prevent them from being born in the first place or to prevent them from reproducing and polluting the gene pool with badly formed offspring.
Because these criminals will breed and steal and consume tax revenues.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)
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Now, THAT cause cause me to possibly experience auto-erotic asphyxiation!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (iu4Pw)
But illegals? Every single one is a D vote whether they know it or now.
And a ton of graft too...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
A woman and her teenage son were killed by an illegal alien drunk driver in Colorado Springs. The woman's FB page was full of love for Harris/Walz for President/VP. Very sad are the real consequences of being willfully ignorant and indoctrinated.
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The Left at March 05, 2026 04:02 PM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:02 PM (BI5O2)
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True, but the outlier is she uses the bus. This is not what imported Fairfax White Women do.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (pZ64F)
Yup - if she'd been pulled out of her Suburban and killed they'd feel much more sympathy.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:02 PM (8avO+)
There is absolutely no way these people vote any different than (D) if they draw a government paycheck.
Posted by: Leupold at March 05, 2026 04:02 PM (eIzlH)
"
@amuse
@amuse
TEXAS SENATE RACE: Reportedly, President Trump’s endorsement of John Cornyn had already been drafted by his team yesterday. However, after a Truth Social post about the endorsement appeared prematurely, a mistake now confirmed by three sources, and influential conservatives voiced strong pushback, the president began seeking input from conservative leaders in Texas. Trump was particularly surprised by how much money had been diverted from GOP Senate races across the country to support Cornyn’s campaign. He was also struck by the campaign’s cost per vote: Cornyn reportedly spent about $116 per vote, money that could have been used to flip Democrat seats, while Paxton spent just $5.67 per vote. Trump was also irritated that key conservative figures had not contacted him directly and asked why they had not simply called him directly."
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)
I hate Cornyn. I hate him so much. He's willing to vote the right way only if it saves his flabby, fishbelly white ass.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Iryna had a "Black Live Matter" sign above her bed in the photo shared on internet -- did she deserve it too?
These people are confused fools. I feel sorry for them. Such is life -- they are now martyrs for a cause (RE-carceration) that they did not support in life.
super-carceration? What would it be called?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Fqw4x)
Deserve has nothing to do with it. It's simple cause and effect. That's it.
One of the biggest problems in this country is that people all too often are snugly insulated from the natural consequences of their policy choices.
I'm not going to root for murderers, or applaud when people who vote for more murder get murdered, but I am going to be indifferent at best about their deaths. Because those people are voting for me to enjoy the fruits of their policy choices too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 04:03 PM (zUe/H)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (wBaIH)
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Their hearts just don't seem in it today. Maybe they are sad.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (Fqw4x)
Its a slowly, but constantly, worsening problem. Leftists are not "soft on crime". They are eagerly minimizing any punishment meted out to favored groups.
Well, as in all things you get more of what you reward. So if you give illegals and Dem racial groups free passes for targeting white people that's what they are going to do.
This, amusingly, is the opposite of an old lefty talking point that criminals that target white people get heftier sentences.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
No it's fucking NOT
Posted by: ...
Have you never seen Escape From New York?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (NUFF1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Iryna had a "Black Live Matter" sign above her bed in the photo shared on internet -- did she deserve it too?
These people are confused fools. I feel sorry for them. Such is life -- they are now martyrs for a cause (RE-carceration) that they did not support in life.
super-carceration? What would it be called?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (Fqw4x)
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Not a matter of whether she "deserved" it. Of course she didn't deserve to get murdered over a political position (assuming she really did support CHUDLM).
The question in my mind is how much sympathy should we feel for someone who gets hurt (or killed) by the 100% predictable results of their political beliefs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 04:01 PM (NUFF1)
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Not if Trump has proffered to Paxton that he'll make him the Attorney General of the U.S.A. if he does drop out and the SAVE America Act gets passed by the Senate -- speaking filibuster or not.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
AWFLs will be chanting "Kill the Boer" soon
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2026 03:41 PM (qwx/I)
35 So much to "notice" on this thread.
Is that allowed?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 03:43 PM (Fqw4x)
I didn't notice.
Posted by: *shifty eyes* at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (REq0p)
I mean...sort of? They did vote for a D-bag, but my understanding was she ran as a moderate.
Posted by: Max Power at March 05, 2026 03:52 PM (q177U)
Thinking back on Spanberger's campaign, she and the whoring media said she is a moderate. However I don't recall her providing many details of her policies if elected. I recall in a debate with Winsome Sears the moderators couldn't get Abigail to give a straight answer about her position on boys in girls locker rooms in K12. She lied a lot by omission.
Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (BI5O2)
It has moved beyond States' and Commonwealths' youth in detention programs and towards adults conveniently defined by intersectionality v. criminality.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 04:06 PM (NFX2v)
Not to worry. This "massive" scandal will change everything.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:06 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
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It's almost as if those who choose to join a Death Cult have a Death Wish ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:06 PM (iu4Pw)
Spanberger is a psychopath with no conscience. She will smile and run for reelection.
Posted by: Wofus
Her stony and stone-faced silence when she was repeatedly being asked to respond (with something that resembled human emotion) by Winsome Sears in a campaign debate cinched my opinion of Spanberger's true automaton nature.
Administer that test to her (Voight-Kampff test) from Blade Runner to her to determine whether she is a replicant, in fact.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 04:06 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2)
AWFLs will be chanting "Kill the Boer" soon
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)
Didn't they already do that?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:07 PM (8avO+)
The right constantly refuses to give the left what the left wants in lefty areas.
This might solve this problem though. The left wants rapists and murders? Fine buy facilities in the upper middle class neighborhoods Karens live in and make sure the people guarding these sparks of diversity are the normal DEI types.
And just wait for the fun to occur as Karens take to twitter to complain about their personal victimization and have their "friends" call them racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)
Like, this is the type of stuff that'd get you treble punitive damages in a wrongful death case.
If we're going to convict parents of second-degree murder when their kid shoots up a school, we sure as hell ought to be able to convict the officials who let--repeatedly--let this monster free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2026 03:54 PM (vbXSk)
I think one of the patterns these judges fit is Reparations for Blacks and People of Color By Any and Every Possible Means.
Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (5rh/l)
The number of leftists that took to twitter to argue that Pretti and Good's deaths were an outrage, but that Kirk, Babbitt, Boyd, or Fincum deserved it is amazing.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
Meanwhile, you Democrats and trolls smell like day-old tuna fish and your mom’s skid marked panties.
Posted by: Kristin Noems Perfectly Formed Ass Cheeks at March 05, 2026 04:09 PM (9MWCZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 04:04 PM (wBaIH)
Andre Antunes is the guy behind KarenMetal. He composes, arranges, and performs them, along with some non-Karen-related stuff. Dude's good you should check him out.
Posted by: This comment not affiliated with or sponsored by Andre at March 05, 2026 04:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (iu4Pw)
Yeah. I see shit like this and yeah, even I think I deserve to be taken out of this world for what those people did.
Posted by: XTC at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (6Uni8)
The number of leftists that took to twitter to argue that Pretti and Good's deaths were an outrage, but that Kirk, Babbitt, Boyd, or Fincum deserved it is amazing.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)
it is as predictable as the rising of the sun in the morning.
Leftist are street gangs. My gang is great, the other gang are demons and should be killed. Traitors to my gang are worst of all.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (gQFwH)
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I just do not know either. Cold-blooded arrogance? It is beyond any rationality, how you can allow a person with so many prior (violent) arrests to even walk the streets after the first several, let alone 131. What are they thinking? Is this in any way, shape, or form safe for society? What do they expect to happen?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (mKbv+)
But clearly she would have been better off in Ukraine.
And there is a pattern to this where we have a ton of "refugees" most far more questionable then Iryna that then are placed in blue cities that are more dangerous then wherever they are fleeing from...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)
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It appears that Ken Paxton is way to smart to be a Republican senator.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (S+2Xo)
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Women, as a group, are fundamentally, incapable of understanding that being "nice" has consequences.
Being nice to criminals is cruelty to their victims.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Kristin Noems Perfectly Formed Ass Cheeks at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (9MWCZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)
No, they just feel degraded and violated and become even more manipulated because they cannot admit there is a problem.
Abuse victims go from one abusive relationship to the next, because they can't admit the last one was a problem and they can't accept that the choice was on them.
further abuse just crams them deeper into that mindset.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: illiniwek
........
Simplicity sells a XXXL maternity dress but you need a lot of material.
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (YwEeS)
Suicidal empathy. And I'd rather not have to reap the consequences of other people's destructive idiocy thank you very much.
Posted by: If I wanted that I'd get married again at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 05, 2026 04:13 PM (AmOiS)
From the history of the Eastern Roman Empire, it takes 30 years of good to OK leaders to overcome the damage of one bad leader.
We still have a ways to go.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 04:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 04:13 PM (cWLG3)
Those scars on her left eyebrow bother me, they are the sort of scars when you get a serious whaling with fists from someone powerful.
Predators tend to pick up vibes like that, it smells like a target.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (/lPRQ)
If the Senate proves itself unserious, then Cornyn is either a traitor or redundant or both.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (RIvkX)
An amuse bouche for the main course of slaughter over which they drool in anticipation.
Posted by: They're evil and want us dead. Period. at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (TbWk/)
What will the Republicans do about it?
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 05, 2026 04:15 PM (YNst2)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 05, 2026 04:13 PM (AmOiS)
It will happen as soon as they have a pro US one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 05, 2026 04:16 PM (EES2L)
Minnesota state employee who caused $20,000 in damages keying Teslas given 1-day suspension as punishment
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 04:16 PM (NUFF1)
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Oh wow, I just watched that clip. I wouldn't call it stonefaced. She looked very much to me like she was struggling mightily to suppress an outburst of laughter as she was being asked how she'd feel if someone threatened to murder her children. That's a real politician right there... total fuckin' PSYCHO.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:16 PM (BI5O2)
Pretti interfered with an arrest while armed, and was shot when the gun went off accidentally. While he should have been arrested, the shooting was unfortunate - but if you are going to assault a cop and you decide to carry a gun the fault is on you.
Compare that to the people the left say deserve it. Kirk was talking. That's it. Boyd and Babbitt were protesting and you can argue should have been arrested for trespassing. But shooting the won and beating the other to death? Should we do that to every leftist to ever protest near a government building?
And then Fincum. He had a holstered pistol. He was also out in the woods and no threat to anyone. And was shot in the back by an agent with a rifle. And that...THAT...is justified?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: night lifted at March 05, 2026 04:16 PM (kJmLc)
Minnesota state employee who caused $20,000 in damages keying Teslas given 1-day suspension as punishment
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
With pay I'm sure and not charged PTO
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (MGB5H)
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I was really hoping for Wood-Chipper v. Mayorkas.
Posted by: ShainS
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DoJ, fwiw, is supposedly investigating him via a grand jury. He is also vulnerable from his oversight of elections and that seems to be coming to a boil right now in multiple states in litigation.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: XTC at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (6Uni
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Please tell us you're joking
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (HXT0k)
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[I believe it's written in The Talmud that:}
"Who is merciful to the cruel in the end becomes cruel to the merciful."
[Things I learned listening to and reading Dennis Prager.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (iu4Pw)
I tend to agree with you, but her obituary suggests she might have been based or at least "normal," especially the request to donate to a Christian rehab center (which suggests she had addiction problems in the past). But who knows?
https://tinyurl.com/5dewarup
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)"
Family of moonbattish white chick victims ask for donations to Christian stuff all the time, and the majority of Christian charities are run by cat ladies and karens anyways.
Posted by: heya at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (nH+RN)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)
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For once, the courts find invoking the "Administrative Procedures Act" is not a magical incantation that automatically grants judicial review.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 04:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 04:18 PM (Kt19C)
Yeah. I see shit like this and yeah, even I think I deserve to be taken out of this world for what those people did.
Posted by: XTC at March 05, 2026 04:11 PM (6Uni
Nah fuck that bro. We don't do identity politics or collective guilt. And fuck them for making it this way.
Posted by: Fuck them and their friends at March 05, 2026 04:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: night lifted
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White woman and an explicit letter warning about the perp's likelihood to kill or maim.
Every death by a monster let out of prison or jail is an unneeded death. Same with someone killed by an illegal. Neither perps should be out there to do it.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 05, 2026 04:15 PM (YNst2)"
Most of them, nothing and we all know it
War is inevitable
Posted by: heya at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (nH+RN)
If you're a grifter? OG MAGA! You're a 74 year old RINO using the Senate as your memory care facility? LOOK IM INNA PIC WIF TRUMP!
Tiresome.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (gKWVE)
Turbans appear to be loading more missiles fired at Israel with cluster munitions. Interesting choice.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (U/Byj)
I hate Cornyn. I hate him so much. He's willing to vote the right way only if it saves his flabby, fishbelly white ass.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)
That is better than not being willing to vote the right way at all...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)
Therefore, if a guy has been arrested 80 times, we should probably multiply that figure by about 20, and estimate he has committed 1,600 criminal offenses.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: heya at March 05, 2026 04:17 PM (nH+RN)
Gender ceremonies at Unitarian Universalist "churches"
Posted by: Heretics perverts and degenerates at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: If I wanted that I'd get married again at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)
Was she a lib? Her FB page is very Christian, not leftist
Posted by: night lifted at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (kJmLc)
I'm gonna DESTROY this guy. Watch...
/Asks some stupid question, gets a stupid answer at a congressional hearing
BAM!!!!
Now, time to go have a beer and bang one of my mistresses!
Posted by: Some GOP congress critter at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: night lifted
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White woman and an explicit letter warning about the perp's likelihood to kill or maim.
Every death by a monster let out of prison or jail is an unneeded death. Same with someone killed by an illegal. Neither perps should be out there to do it.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
White single democratic voting mom...pisses off their side even more than ours b/c it's not supposed to happen to them...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)
I too do not denounce the Talmud.
(Not like even Jews really can. There's a counteropinion for every opinion in there.)
Almost as if 500 years of actually thinking through the consequences of legal rulings might lead to some wisdom, here and there
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (gKWVE)
Turbans appear to be loading more missiles fired at Israel with cluster munitions. Interesting choice.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (U/Byj)
So, out of the more effective ones already?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)
I support the President on most of the other things he does but he should be quiet for once.
Posted by: Glenn at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (nvKZ7)
Turbans appear to be loading more missiles fired at Israel with cluster munitions. Interesting choice.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (U/Byj)
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Hopefully our military satellites are monitoring the trajectories of all those missiles.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: rhomboid
Are the munition disguised as toys?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:23 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: night lifted
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White woman and an explicit letter warning about the perp's likelihood to kill or maim.
Every death by a monster let out of prison or jail is an unneeded death. Same with someone killed by an illegal. Neither perps should be out there to do it.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
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Shamberger angle too
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: If I wanted that I'd get married again at March 05, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/)
Was she a lib? Her FB page is very Christian, not leftist
Posted by: night lifted at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (kJmLc)
If a single mom is voting R in this area, I'd be very, very surprised.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:23 PM (tOcjL)
About 1% of the population commits 90% of the violent crimes. Throw that 1% in fail and crime drops.
Of course Biden brought a bunch more of those 1%ers from all over the world...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)
we will see but I think most of their side are flexible enough to find a reason to put it aside.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)
Cybersecurity experts revealed Thursday that the Advanced Persistent Threat (APT) group Seedworm had infiltrated multiple organizations, including a bank, an airport and a software supplier to the defense and aerospace industries.
Researchers at Symantec and Carbon Black discovered attackers installed a hidden malicious program, known as a backdoor, allowing them to secretly regain access to compromised systems.
They did not disclose the names of the affected companies.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Yep. Administrative Practices Act was never meant for immigration law outside of rules adopted and Congress already stomped on its application by district courts by stripping them of jurisdiction in INA cases. Course, I see now and again some judges wailing in dissent about the AEDPA's constitutionality which is well established by caselaw that restricted filing multiple federal habeas cases on and on to try to overturn state convictions. You get one shot after the state does its appellate and habeas process, you don't get to raise new claims either (exception of death penalty cases).
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
They've withdrawn from the motte to the bailey. They've supported the deportation of violent criminals all along, just like everyone else...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
I do the same with Jewish people. I see the contemptible urban Jews, who are not CHUDs but love making them, and then I go to synagogue and see the Jewish bubbas from my town, and it calms me right down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (BI5O2)
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Without voter ID, we really can't be sure , can we.
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)
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Can't remember where and from whom I first heard it, but:
"The Only Freedom The Left Believes In Is Freedom From Responsibility."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:25 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 04:25 PM (zUe/H)
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About 1% of the population commits 90% of the violent crimes. Throw that 1% in fail and crime drops.
Of course Biden brought a bunch more of those 1%ers from all over the world...
Posted by: 18-1
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You misspelled "bottomless pit"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (U/Byj)
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Romney was better looking than Greasy, but I don't recall Couric asking him such a vacuous question. So vacuous, in fact, that she should be completely ashamed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (/1l9x)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Except aiming at civilian targets more or less for casualties. Real War Crime versus sinking an enemy vessel at sea.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)
I support the President on most of the other things he does but he should be quiet for once.
Posted by: Glenn at March 05, 2026 04:22 PM (nvKZ7)
If we can get something we want now, we can give Paxton something else to do to keep him in the mix until another seat frees up.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
Cybersecurity experts revealed Thursday that the Advanced Persistent Threat (APT) group Seedworm had infiltrated multiple organizations, including a bank, an airport and a software supplier to the defense and aerospace industries.
Researchers at Symantec and Carbon Black discovered attackers installed a hidden malicious program, known as a backdoor, allowing them to secretly regain access to compromised systems.
They did not disclose the names of the affected companies.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 05, 2026 04:24 PM (Y1sOo)
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They are probably getting a boost by sympathetic Chinese hackers.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: night lifted at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (kJmLc)
I speak of women's voting patterns more broadly.
Posted by: Second look at repealing the 19th? at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/)
WTF? The people who have no influence on the criminality, the abuse, the fraud, the deliberate release of violent and feral monsters. Those who didn't even vote for the demons in office but whose sin is not working hard enough to your satisfaction to defeat them are the ones to blame?
You have some serious Stockholm Syndrome when you blame everyone other than the real criminals.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 05, 2026 04:27 PM (pawvM)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)
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I am constantly told that it's mean and rude to tell non-lefties to move heaven and earth and do whatever it takes to move themselves and their families out of the deep left zones like Fairfax, and to leave the idiots to the fruits of their policy decisions.
A bit like it's constantly argued that the US can't be the World Police, I am increasingly tired of having to mobilize the National Guard and Federal law enforcement to save these clowns from their own stupidity.
There's really not much difference in putting American troops in harm's way to liberate some middle eastern country that elected a tyrannical government than there is from putting Feds in Minnesota or DC.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 04:27 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 04:08 PM (HXT0k)
Do State Officials have Sovereign Immunity from Federal Law?
If you read 18 USC 1324 about aiding and abetting... it is clear that even a POLITICAL action supporting illegals can be a FELONY if one of those illegals kills someone.
Add in 18 USC 242, taking a civil right under cover of law?
Add in Conspiracy? 18 USC 371.
Then 18 USC 1810, Obstruction of an Investigation... which they are clearly doing by not following detainer orders.
Oh, and Contempt of Court, by not following Detainer ORDERS.
Lots of legal mechanisms are already in place, yet are for some reason, not being used.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
12 total murders happened in all of Fairfax County last year. Most were domestic.
This was stranger danger and that will get folks up in arms immediately.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
This. China has a big presence in Iran. Smart Iranians get into religious education or oppose this regime. That doesn't leave a lot of nonretards to be really good at Comp-Sci; and a lot of those got into the nuclear program which is getting bombed to sh!t.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)
Resume enhancer to higher democrap political offices.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 05, 2026 04:29 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Oldcat
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I have a better analogy.
Leftist are
Posted by: Oldcat
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (sR2WI)
Of course Biden brought a bunch more of those 1%ers from all over the world...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)
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"We were trying to give new meaning to 'The 99%,' h8r!"
-- F. Joe Mugabe and the GloboHome Deep State
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (iu4Pw)
Iran expands its enemies list.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
That fourth tine is vestigial.
Posted by: Jay Gould, evolution genius at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (TbWk/)
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Stephanie Minter? Never heard of her.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
Why is it that these judges et. al. are allowed to turn criminals loose on society and get away with that. Seems like there should be accountability, but I see none.
Likewise, if the US systems are so odious to so many lefties, why are they still in the US? Shouldn't they be in a workers' paradise somewhere?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (cS1cw)
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I KNEW Trump commented here!
/I would have went with: "Gentlemen ... I despise EACH and EVERY ONE of YOU!" /Some modern Japanese anti-hero
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (iu4Pw)
I'd recommend Nick Freitas podcast to anyone wanting insight into VA politics.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)
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The Sorting is happening.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Game over man! What are we going to do now?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (cS1cw)
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In that case, how dare you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)
No animus. I said I want to know how she voted, as a precondition to being outraged at the outrage of the day.
What I am saying is essentially a less mean-spirited version of the Darwin Awards everyone laughs at. If she was a sensible, normal person living a sensible, normal life, I'll feel bad for her. But if she voted for this, well, I'm sorry mostly that she voted that way.
And I'm sorry it has to be this way. But we're not having normal political disagreements anymore. The "end whiteness, bring all the swarthy criminals here" crowd isn't engaged in anything but the politics of extermination. I'd like it to stop before we've reached British levels of diabolism.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 04:33 PM (zUe/H)
"The Only Freedom The Left Believes In Is Freedom From Responsibility."
Posted by: ShainS
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Reason why I believe like the Founders in ordered liberty, not freedom per se. When you see matters as the Founders did, a lot of apparent contradictions between freedom and order go away. Basically your liberty goes as far as it is not a threat nor crime against your neighbors and societal public order which is not equal to the non aggression principle.
So you don't have the liberty to run shrieking into traffic and block roads, you don't have the liberty to shoot up, defecate, nor buy drugs on the street, etc. etc .
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: James Varney at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (BFhXu)
Another pathetic loser. You are prescribing that we should go with someone who fights for Amnesty, China, Endless Wars, Shitty Judges, Vote Fraud, Climate Change, Deep State subversives and Explosive Debt. If you want that, go vote for Screwtape.
I don't want six more years of a backstabbing, Anti-MAGA Establishment tool. We have Paxton who has done more in a few years than anything Cornhole has ever done.
Why reward failure and treachery?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (BvPIe)
Posted by: night lifted at March 05, 2026 04:21 PM (kJmLc)
I speak of women's voting patterns more broadly.
Posted by: Second look at repealing the 19th? at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/)
This comes up so often here. It is a fallacy. Men vote stupidly just as often as women. Women do not have a monopoly on leftist garbage. Maybe it's you who have an issue with women. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (BI5O2)
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The Hunger Games 2: Hatching Fire Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (iu4Pw)
If you believe the numbers the lilly white CIA agent got a higher percentage of minority voter's votes then the "first black woman" did
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
Game over man! What are we going to do now?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
The claim would be more credible if their ordnance was better at targeting than "minute of city".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (/lPRQ)
The Liberals are Charles Manson.
Posted by: Frank Barone
Manson had a much clearer vision of the future he wanted. Liberals have a bunch of "current things" they're fighting for, but I don't think they have a coherent vision for what "done" looks like. It will never be "done". They will never be satisfied.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oldcat
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I have a better analogy.
Leftist are street gangs Moslems. My gang/s] Islam is great, the other gangall non-Moslems are demons and should be killed. Traitors to my gang Islamic apostates are worst of all.
Posted by: Oldcat
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 04:30 PM (sR2WI)
/Chanels West Side Story...Sings
When you're a Lib, you're a Lib all the way..
From yer first protest march, to your last dyin day...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Likewise, if the US systems are so odious to so many lefties, why are they still in the US? Shouldn't they be in a workers' paradise somewhere?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:31 PM (I40wl)
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If a single member of my family is harmed by one of the swine these asshole judges/DA's released, they will answer to me. And their lawyers won't be good enough.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 04:36 PM (2WIwB)
When you're a Lib, you're a Lib all the way..
From yer first protest march, to your last dyin day...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Mmmmm....
Natalie Wood.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (I40wl)
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It's not really that much of a difference -- but significant enough -- that in 2024 55% of men voted for Trump vs 45% of women.
TBF, 51% of married women voted for Trump.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (iu4Pw)
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Romney was better looking than Greasy, but I don't recall Couric asking him such a vacuous question. So vacuous, in fact, that she should be completely ashamed.
Posted by: Lady in Black
On the plus side, this means that the mainstream media are now committing gender-equality in their interviews and asking male politicians the same vacuous questions they used to only ask female politicians
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (I40wl)
Technically, no. Women do vote more stupidly than men b/c women vote way more often and for all races and elections.
Men stupidly FAIL to vote at all most times, which is the stupidest decision possible, but allows them a "not my problem, I didn't cause it" fallback.
So, yes, both sides are to blame - one more proactively and one more lazily...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (tOcjL)
Game over man! What are we going to do now?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 04:32 PM (cWLG3)
Yeah.... about that...
Posted by: AWACS aerial refueling... at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (mP0Kj)
"This comes up so often here. It is a fallacy. Men vote stupidly just as often as women. Women do not have a monopoly on leftist garbage"
Yes, indeed. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (Nx5jP)
It will probably get tossed multiple times but hey, you never know you might hit on a winner. Sports betting is legal, why not this also?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: 18-1
It's not about percentage, it's about numbers who show up. Also a lot of blacks didn't take Kamala seriously, which is why the only black person in America who might have taken more black dick than Kamala had to step up and lecture blacks to vote for her.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 04:38 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:28 PM
I always want to live where there are zero services for the urban criminal element but they do seem to have cars and still come out to the boonies to do drugs and steal.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 04:38 PM (ANQtD)
Leftist are street gangs. My gang is great, the other gang are demons and should be killed. Traitors to my gang are worst of all.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I have a better analogy.
Leftist are
Posted by: Oldcat
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 04:38 PM (sR2WI)
Communist regimes can never be "done". Both because they are supposed to dissolve the dictatorship of the proletariat then and also, because forcing people to keep swearing to new things allows you to keep destroying anyone not 100% loyal to the movement.
Oh you believe in gay marriage comrade? Great. Now swear a man can be a woman. That's too much for you? Hmm, how many fingers am I holding up and before I answer let me tell you the state says I am holding up 3. Now answer
/Note he holding up 2.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)
I voted for Perot, Bush II, Romney and McCain. But look at the alternatives, can you blame me?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (ANQtD)
Likewise, if the US systems are so odious to so many lefties, why are they still in the US? Shouldn't they be in a workers' paradise somewhere?
Posted by: tcn in AK
Since a prison reform movement began in the mid 1800's, the momentum has been rehabilitation over just deserts (punishment), deterrance (letting criminals in and out of jail on no bail, etc., and incapacitation (prison or death).
And it is based on the intrinsically flawed idea of people as good that somehow from societal factors do bad things to others. It specifically rejects the bibilical and long time ideas of society that people are sinners and if left free from any hindrance to do what they will, they can and will do some awful things.
This is the mindset that figures a guy with 80 arrests, multiple convictions for violent crime, etc. is at heart a good boy that simply cannot help themselves to committing another crime. And that should not cause them to be sitting in jail without bail, and eligibility to be released under by judges.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
Unmarried women vote like leftwing lunatics.
Of course one can argue that's because they are married to the government either through welfare or fake NGO/bureaucratic jobs.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026
Yup, last year my town broke it's 5 year streak of no murders. Some fucking CHUD from Nearby City.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 04:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: James Varney at March 05, 2026 04:41 PM (BFhXu)
TBF, 51% of married women voted for Trump.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (iu4Pw)
I suspect women have more impetus to lie to the exit pollers about for whom they voted, in order to still get along with the women in their circles. Men, not so much. I am always skeptical of these polls that supposedly tell everyone who voted for whom. We still have the secret ballot for a reason.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:41 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 04:41 PM (n5tGW)
Good job, Iran.
He survived when others died. Perhaps just by being lucky. But what sunk him was rumors of a well-connected, high official in Iran being a Mossad agent. I am almost positive that was a cover story. But I will Never Say Anything.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (u82oZ)
Natalie Wood.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)
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I have a five-second 8mm video taken by my father of me (at age seven) and my younger brother sitting in front of Natalie Wood and her husband at the time for a UCLA football game (against Washington State and their coach Jim Sweeney, who was my father's high school football coach in Butte, MT) in The L.A. Mermorial Coliseum.
OMG, she was a dream ... and I'm convinced that Robert Wagner murdered her.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:42 PM (iu4Pw)
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Fair point I hadn't considered. Thanks tcn!
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 04:44 PM (gQFwH)
US Senators Tim Kaine and Mark Warner
Charlottesville
Daily Signal, Virginia’s Largest Public School District Is Unraveling, March 02, 2026.
Wikipedia, In the 21st century, the northern region has become more liberal in attitudes and voting, constituting a reliable voting bloc for Democrats and joining population centers in the Richmond Metropolitan and Hampton Roads areas to dominate the state.
Trainers of progressive Pennsylvanian politicians.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 04:45 PM (NFX2v)
It sort of parallels all the other decline, but I have noticed that even basic news reporting now is getting worse and worse. Not the omission, curation, distortion, fabrication - even in cases where those things aren't at play, it's clear reporters and editors are just too dumb or ignorant to even know what info is critical.
It's like the old George Carlin line about partial sports scores: "Yankees 5".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (U/Byj)
And it is based on the intrinsically flawed idea of people as good that somehow from societal factors do bad things to others. It specifically rejects the bibilical and long time ideas of society that people are sinners and if left free from any hindrance to do what they will, they can and will do some awful things.
This is the mindset that figures a guy with 80 arrests, multiple convictions for violent crime, etc. is at heart a good boy that simply cannot help themselves to committing another crime. And that should not cause them to be sitting in jail without bail, and eligibility to be released under by judges.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 04:40 PM (E4rtv)
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Nailed it, per usual, whig.
The naive idea that "people are born good" might be -- in conjunction with "evasion" (per Ayn Rand) -- the root of all evil.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 04:49 PM (iu4Pw)
Posted by: Second look at repealing the 19th? at March 05, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/)
This comes up so often here. It is a fallacy. Men vote stupidly just as often as women. Women do not have a monopoly on leftist garbage. Maybe it's you who have an issue with women. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 04:34 PM (I40wl)
You are factually incorrect. Women are, on the whole, a reliable liberal voting bloc. This has been studied over and over. Just because you don't like that fact doesn't make it a fallacy, or make ascribable to the misogyny boogieman. Your "reasoning," such as it is in this case, is highly emotional and more in keeping with leftist thought.
Posted by: Something to consider and reflect upon at March 05, 2026 04:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at March 05, 2026 04:52 PM (dkH95)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 05:07 PM (xqf2N)
I was reading The Gulag Archipelago recently. Solzhenitsyn had a chapter on the elevated position of common criminals in the Soviet state. Their burglaries and robberies helped weaken and control the population. They were actually protected by the state to some extent. I'm thinking this widespread tendency of Democrats to view this class of human scum as a tool and a resource is not new.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2026 05:10 PM (VWtfl)
-Capitol should be moved to the center of the country.
-Any former elected politician is banned from any federal job.
-Senate 6 years max
-Congress 4 years max
-Death penalty for breaking these laws.
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 05:27 PM (LHPAg)
@JonathanTurley
Virginia Democrats have not wasted time in moving the state to the far left after taking control with Gov. Spanberger. A new bill requires teachers to describe Jan. 6th as "an insurrection" and bar descriptions of peaceful protests or election fraud
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (GITLP)
Trump Eases Kristi Noem Out of DHS Spot, Promoting Her Downwards to Head an Agency No One Ever Heard Of
And I don't mean a cool sexy agency no one ever heard of like UNCLE.
I just mean, I have never heard of "Shield of the Americas" before. Sounds kind of cool. Also sounds made-up.Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg 14m BREAKING: U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026, according to President Trump. "The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland." The news comes hours after the National Review reported that Trump was "furious" that Noem suggested that he gave approval of a taxpayer-funded $220M ad campaign contract.
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Kristi Noem is OUT as DHS Secretary and Sen. Markwayne Mullin is taking her place
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 5, 2026
Noem is being appointed "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral"… pic.twitter.com/gpXJ96X6eL
About that ad: It was faulted for spending $220 million of taxpayer money on what appeared to be largely a promotion of Noem herself. She claims Trump approved of it -- Trump is pissed, telling people he never even heard of the ad until it aired.
💰📺 A tense Senate exchange is raising new questions about a $220 million DHS ad campaign featuring Secretary Kristi Noem.
— Wayne DuPree (@RealWayneDupree) March 3, 2026
Sen. John Kennedy pressed Noem on how the spending aligns with the administration’s push to cut government waste — and whether President Trump personally… pic.twitter.com/9pV19CkQkh
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
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Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (NdvkI)
No distractions this term.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (Y3swt)
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Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 02:36 PM (REq0p)
Gee, I feel so....centered.
Posted by: vivi at March 05, 2026 02:37 PM (OFw3k)
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Posted by: Jim Rose at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (miqrx)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (dzZCL)
Kristi Noem is out.
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (RHGPo)
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (Le7ca)
One verifiable fact about Trump, he can be tricked into tossing you under the bus, so will never know if he had approved the ad but forgot about it. Unless Noem wants to prove it, which she wont.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (g2qu1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (6U1c2)
No distractions this term.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (Y3swt)
You're right... She was becoming a liability.. Trump seems to have learned his lesson from his first term....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (NdvkI)
Noem, with a new position, keeps all the security for herself and he family and takes the spotlight down so they'll be able to fade away without fulltime 24-7 security probably after midterms, when she likely gives up this new post.
NYPost coming up with "a reason" that falls into "Dems not getting a scalp, but Trump mad" is just the politics...both sides will now crow - Dems get the scalp, Rs get rid of someone who lied to Trump...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (NYInA)
Can't blame him. If he even has an extra scoop of ice-cream everyone lights their hair on fire.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (H0yun)
can to gov of OK be trusted to replace Mullins with someone useful?
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (setIA)
1. So now Congress gives a ratfuck about unreasonable spending? Suck a fat dick.
2. Nearly a quarter-billion for this ad does seem ridiculous. There are much better ways to recruit. This does smell like a Noem vanity project.
3. Noem hedges and dodges and weaves on the question of whether Trump knew and approved the ad. She doesn't really say he approved the ad or even knew specifically about the ad. She eventually meeks out that he knew DHS was gonna do an ad.
Bonus from The Blade: Noem cunt-punted herself with this idiocy. I like her and think she did a good job. But this was a horrendous own-goal.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 02:36 PM (REq0p)
It might be that the highest purpose of this august blog is the dissemination of every single word for breasts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Don Lemonhead at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: DoctorMew at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (MGB5H)
Well there ya go. Thou Shalt Not Take Thy Boss' Name In Vain.
Or as G-d might have told Moses, "keep my Name out yo bitch mouf unless I instruct you specifically".
Posted by: gKWVE, from the Talarico Theology School at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Tough call. He and Trump don't see eye to eye.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: ace at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Cap 'Merica at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (MpEy/)
As someone who has gotten Apple News updates on my phone for years...yeah, the news reports were biased for libs. Always.
Tim Cook and the other Apple execs don't know because all lefty propaganda is just factual, unbiased news in their eyes.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (FylAi)
Something akin to a cat suit. With a zipper in front.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:42 PM (jtM2q)
2028
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 05, 2026 02:42 PM (dzZCL)
Nope. She wasn’t a liability. She’s done an incredible job, far better than anyone thought. It’s why people hate her. She effective. But the president didn’t want anything to fester that would undermine the mission. So he shuffled the deck. The people working for him know that it’s the mission more than the man. So they will do whatever he asks.
BTW, the people thinking that having MWM at the helm is going to make their lives easier, are in for a rude awakening. He’s taking over a pretty well oiled machine that’s going to continue putting up big numbers under his leadership.
There is no scalp to claim.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 02:42 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05
She did the same thing with Lewandowski. I think her husband was there in an attempt she wouldn’t be asked about him. A stupid distraction.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: El Trumpo at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Someone useful to who?
No, this is bad for us both ways...a better call would have been to call up Youngkin if they wanted someone innocuous and approveable for the post...no Senate seat, heck no seat at all lost...better yet, offer it to Cornyn OR Paxton (and solve the TX run off problem), since TX should be represented for this type of gig...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
She put me out of my misery oh yes she did. Heh heh heh.
Posted by: The Dog at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (XodLO)
Shield of the Americas ... I'm thinking more of a concealed carry insurance scam, myself (not valid in 37 states, sucka! Lol)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (g6TN6)
So a liability
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (B5IE5)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (uKtE+)
Well Joy Behar is ugly too
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Get her an eyepatch at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)
Pro Tip: The Zipper in back requires assistance.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:44 PM (uKtE+)
Technically, no one has heard of it. It’s going to be announced Saturday.
It could be cool. It could be a shuffling off point. And it may even be up to Noem to decide which.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2026 02:44 PM (EXyHK)
While it considered a mark of veteranship not to read the content, the post title usually gets some attention.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 05, 2026 02:44 PM (H0yun)
Posted by: DougT at March 05, 2026 02:44 PM (FGQ01)
Just pointing out that something so common as to have become an idiom is not really an avenue of attack, imo.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (OTOad)
Scrollin' Scrollin', Scrollin' Keep that mouse wheel turnin' ...
I had to stop when I saw Gov. Fat F Pritzker opening his maw in a reaction video titled "Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker Offers Message To Kristi Noem After Her Removal As DHS Secretary"
"I guarantee you, you will still be held accountable"
F you.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (rj6Yv)
I do question her being at the scene of raids with her makeup on and film crew in tow.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa
Feminine hygiene?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Fqw4x)
More like Sling Blade.
I don't think my mother minded what Jesse was a-doin' to her. I reckon that made me madder that what Jesse'd made me. So I take the Kaiser Blade, some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade, and I hit my mother upside the head with it. Killed her.
Posted by: Karl Childers at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (NBCze)
The Vindicators didn't want her.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (ZxPkt)
Tough call. He and Trump don't see eye to eye.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March
I would hope the choice has already been made and we are just seeing the cards fall where Trump wants them to.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (g6TN6)
Ooh! How about "Your services are no longer required?"
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (EXyHK)
The Paolo, he is ... how you say ... Sword of the Americas
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa
Feminine hygiene?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Fqw4x)
Barrier contraception
Posted by: Keeps unwanted ovum invaders out! at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)
agree completely Marcus
and Markwayne is a harass not sure he's any kind of downgrade here. I was worried about the Senate seat but that seemingly is not an issue so.
It's fine.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (j+aD2)
Read this and immediately thought of Wolfus Aurelius.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (y171U)
You never know... Kari Lake went to an obscure job position, and unearthed all this waste. We were paying woke millennial commies to write up news we sent out internationally. She got that shut down, kudos to her. (I have a woke acquaintance that actually worked in one of the departments Kari had shuttered. The person was spitting fire over their cushy media make-work job being canned.)
Noem will hopefully do well wherever she lands, and kick up new woke hornet's nests.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Fqw4x)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (3ek7K)
I remember when Mullin was just a plumber.
I guess this means Oklahoma has lost one of our Senators, the lesser of two RINOs.
Maybe we can replace him with a real MAGA.
Hahahaha. I crack myself up. I quit hoping we could get solid MAGA Senators when Lankford got the nom.
Feeling extra cynical for some reason this afternoon. Must be this overcast weather, warm as it is.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: Weasel at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (RmLkT)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (Fqw4x)
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This could spawn a new meme:
"$220 million, same as in Swamp."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (B5IE5)
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: New Playa Move at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (6LjpC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)
Winnebagos. Whattabout Winnebagos?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (nn0kD)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)
Too bad Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience is taken
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Nhyh3)
Sounds kind of cool.
Also sounds made-up.
Kramer: Whoa, now what's this "Shield of the Americas" everyone's talking about?
George: It's the organization we're moving Kristi Noem to, remember? It was your suggestion!
Kramer: I think the move is a fantastic idea, but I never heard of this "Shield of the Americas". Frankly, it sounds made up.
YouTube: https://bit.ly/4s0cGba
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (P5BPp)
I certainly agree with Youngkin; he would be awesome, but he may not want it.
I wouldn't want Cornyn anywhere near an important post in this admin, so that won't work. Maybe they could make him director of the Shield of Antarctica.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)
Remember, a lot of people during Trump's first term turned out to be deep state plants... put there to halt efforts they don't like.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Polka will never die at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (zuZpx)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (zbPb3)
In the end it gives them nothing. Because in this administration the mission continues and POTUS is always one step ahead of the mouth breathers.
DHS won’t miss a beat.
And the clock is running on Democrats to pass their funding.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (CNl8/)
Make him the director of Exit Interviews.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (a3CJ+)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (Nhyh3)
Someone needs to protects us from the Great Penguin Menace.
Posted by: Justice served cold at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (Nhyh3)
I'm honestly pretty psyched about this. Another way to work around the Commies. So, if she's helping there, it could be something pretty important tbh.
I know you guys like kvetching tho so I'll get some work done and leave you all to it :-)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (j+aD2)
Remember, a lot of people during Trump's first term turned out to be deep state plants... put there to halt efforts they don't like.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:49 PM (jtM2q)
It was the staffer's idea...anything to hurt DHS...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (tOcjL)
So a liability
Posted by: It's me donna
I agree. She was effective and horrors, good looking. I know of a lot of women online that hated her for that alone just from their comments. Same type of crap they said about Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 05, 2026 02:50 PM (zbPb3)
And then refused to pick up survivors.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (uKtE+)
Killing the neighbor's chickens is sort of a red line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (8zz6B)
She's not hot enough for an Agent Carter joke.
Hey, we could promote eyepatch McCain to head SHIELD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
Actually, handling exit interviews is an important job in a thriving company. It’s where you find out about corruption, bad supervisors, and all sorts of weird shit going on.
You can tell a lot about a company by how they handle exit interviews.
I would definitely not want Cornyn handling them.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (EXyHK)
I'm honestly pretty psyched about this. Another way to work around the Commies. So, if she's helping there, it could be something pretty important tbh.
I know you guys like kvetching tho so I'll get some work done and leave you all to it :-)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (j+aD2)
I'm thinking it's something like you described... I wonder if she speaks Spanish ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (VcRz1)
https://tinyurl.com/58erjxmk
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Fqw4x)
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Thanks, bob.
Nice ads. Not $220M nice, though.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)
Look, I don't have a real dog in the fight here (lol and lmao), but a lot of The Gnome (NOEM, autocucumber!) hate is of her own making. She could just have press conferences like everybody else, and look professional, but she had to make it all about her and go out in the field on these raids, all dolled up with her own cameras. Having her own cameras means that no matter what else, it was for her own publicity. End of story. I like what she's done, I like that she was aggressive, and I like that she's not going to be a distraction anymore and that I don't have to see the South Park idiots use that terrible animation anymore
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (rJ48h)
There is a certain Mr Corey Lewandowski who very well copyright your idea..... Corey is a real giver like that in Noem World
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 05, 2026 02:54 PM (HVodC)
Noem will hopefully do well wherever she lands, and kick up new woke hornet's nests.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (gWBY1)
It's always the innocuous sounding programs/departments that are the ones that are the most damaging to the US and its standing in the world.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 05, 2026 02:54 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
But Trump says it is a "new security initiative in the Western Hemisphere."
I don't know what that is. Maybe dealing with the cartels? Anything else I can think of would go under DoW or State. Cartels are related to what she was doing but also external so maybe it is something. Not sure.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:54 PM (Fqw4x)
MWM will do a fine job - can he do both at the same time?
Anyway, I'll exit stage left and return later.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 05, 2026 02:54 PM (VkY89)
Posted by: Fletcher at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM (uKtE+)
Killing the neighbor's chickens is sort of a red line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (8zz6B)
As sad as that story was, we have the type of dog she put down.. If they are killers there is no training them.. She could have had the vet do it though or better yet keep it out of her book...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (NdvkI)
"....."
"Well?"
"Hang on. I'm thinking........"
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (lCppi)
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Hollywood would make it a Giant Spermicidal Diaphragm.
The Golden
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (B5IE5)
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (G0vdT)
How about just do your damn job and shut the hell up and stop spending money on your ego.
Assholes all of them.
Posted by: Noem Is Asshole at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (NBCze)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 02:56 PM (+nEug)
The Vindicators didn't want her.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (uKtE+)
Nice!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Always Appreciate a Rick and Morty Reference. at March 05, 2026 02:56 PM (RfVfI)
Just when you thought Kristi Noem was bottom of the barrel - they find a way to go lower! Markwayne Mullin is a buffoon and an expert at mental gymnastics and spin on news shows.
If only Cricket were here to celebrate. Jared Moskowitz wore a pin on his suit in her final hearing that said "Justice for Cricket". Masterful troll 😂😂
Sounds like another shit show at the fuck factory. Imagine what the impeachment investigation would have found.
Was speculating earlier Rs would try to make this part of a shutdown ending deal but I guess the pressure/heat got too high. I doubt this means any change in DHS policy, just less clownish/obvious scandals. Dems need to keep it shut down until they get meaningful concessions.
They made a whole new Dept for her to move to laterally, like WTF? America Shield? Is this a fucking Marvel movie now?
baffling career move for Mullin since it's a step down, certainly in terms of job security.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2026 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
It's always amazing to me that politicians on the national level can be so thick.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (lCppi)
I was thinking Viking shield Maiden
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:57 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM (peQoT)
WTF?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM (V6W16)
GOPes have the political instincts of sour milk.
Isn't it already tough enough to be a Republican? Yes you're a tough chick, you make the hard decisions, good for you. BUT PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR DOG KILLING
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM (Nhyh3)
"....."
"Well?"
"Hang on. I'm thinking........"
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:55 PM (Nhyh3)
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Too bad "Team America: World Police" was taken ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (B5IE5)
"If J. D. Vance seeks “Republican nomination for president in 2028, he may find himself bound to an unpopular series of policies that the 2024 version of Vance would oppose,” Idrees Kahloon argues...
The Humiliation of J. D. Vance
BY IDREES KAHLOON
If J. D. Vance promised one thing during the 2024 presidential campaign, it was that America would not enter into a war with Iran of the kind that is currently raging. “America doesn’t have to constantly police every region of the world,” Vance told the comedian Tim Dillon on his podcast. He continued: “Our interest, I think very much, is in not going to war with Iran. It would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country.” In another podcast interview [Shawn Ryan in September 2024] Vance even said that a war between Israel and Iran was ... “the most likely and most dangerous scenario” for provoking World War III …
Vance entered the White House as a man full of ideas—about a more modest place for the United States in world affairs; a new, worker-friendly version of Republican economics; aggressive regulation.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (gWBY1)
Does Noem get to wear the Wonderwoman outfit, or carry the She-ra sword?
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (lCppi)
Sequel to Team America: World Police.
A Quinn Martin Production.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (/HDaX)
"For $220 million, Newsom could have build 0.00 miles of high speed rail"
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (Fqw4x)
Some dogs have to be put down.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:43 PM
Men get arrested, dogs get put down.
Posted by: Rorschach at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (P5BPp)
She would make a pretty decent Wonder Woman back in the day. Now she's more like a perfectly adequate of Hippolyta
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (g6TN6)
baffling career move for Mullin since it's a step down, certainly in terms of job security.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2026 02:56 PM (
I bet he's thinking Governor eventually
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (+nEug)
********
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:00 PM (REq0p)
It's always amazing to me that politicians on the national level can be so thick.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Because the average tenure for Cabinet Secretaries is under 18 months (exception is AG, State, and Dept of War usually). Rare for a cabinet secretary to last a full term, let alone for 8. Plus Trump's tempo is probably exhausting some people more use to sedate employment.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2026 03:00 PM (KtOUo)
https://tinyurl.com/58erjxmk
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 05, 2026 02:47 PM (Fqw4x)
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Thanks, bob.
Nice ads. Not $220M nice, though.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)
_______
The $220M was mostly for ad fees. Advertizing is expensive.
The ad is actually well done and probably effective. The question is, as I commented above, was it worth $220M? No. There are surely better ways to get the message to illegals that they should get the fuck out.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)
If Barry can talk about eating a dog, Kristi can talk about blowing one's brains all over the shed
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 03:01 PM (g6TN6)
Ooh! How about "Your services are no longer required?"
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:46 PM (Le7ca)
"Here's your pink slip! Melania has a whole fashion line, it's really fantastic, the best, you should tell all your friends, maybe even make one of those influencer videos, now that you have so much time on your hands. I don't care if you have your wife wear it or model it yourself, I'm very open-minded, some say the most."
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 03:01 PM (Sy6m/)
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lets ask Big Marco to see if he feels the same, you stupid lefty wine sucker pisswinkle
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 03:01 PM (REq0p)
WTF?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM (V6W16)
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Back off, bitch!
Markwayne Mullin is 1/128 Cherokee by blood.
His parents should have named him "Geronijoe."
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:02 PM (B5IE5)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:02 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM
From Grok summary:
In her 2024 memoir No Going Back, Kristi Noem (then Governor of South Dakota, later appointed Homeland Security Secretary under Trump) described shooting her 14-month-old wirehaired pointer named Cricket. She wrote that the dog was "untrainable," had an "aggressive personality," was "less than worthless" as a hunting dog, and "dangerous." According to her account:
Cricket ruined a pheasant hunting trip.
The dog attacked and killed chickens belonging to a neighbor.
It bit Noem when she tried to retrieve it.
Noem decided to put the dog down by leading it to a gravel pit and shooting it.
She framed this as a tough but necessary decision on a rural farm/ranch, where such actions sometimes occur with problematic working animals. She also described killing a goat in a similar manner the same day.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 05, 2026 03:03 PM (P5BPp)
we have enough trouble with that side of the chamber as it is
they're all ratfuckers, to one extent or another
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 03:03 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Leupold at March 05, 2026 03:03 PM (eIzlH)
The Vindicators didn't want her.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 02:45 PM (uKtE+)
Nice!
Posted by: Denny Crane
I'd prefer Harley Quinn: https://tinyurl.com/2d45vz96
Or maybe The Birds of Prey?
Or, maybe just Margot Robbie...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 05, 2026 03:03 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 03:04 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: C Christie at March 05, 2026 03:04 PM (HcoTw)
Noem did better than any of the idiots Trump got rid of in his first term.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 03:04 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 05, 2026 03:04 PM (J+lgT)
Mullins leaves senate to take DHS job.
Noem fired sideways from DHS; bone toss to the dems.
DHS funds still frozen; now unfrozen
Corny has clear path to reelection.
Thune get's what he wants.
Posted by: Art of the Deal at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (B5IE5)
I get the dog, but why the goat? Was it going to snitch on her? Fuck, bitch, even Ted Bundy limited himself to no more than one a day. Lmao
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (g6TN6)
"If J. D. Vance seeks “Republican nomination for president in 2028, he may find himself bound to an unpopular series of policies that the 2024 version of Vance would oppose,” Idrees Kahloon argues...
The Humiliation of J. D. Vance
BY IDREES KAHLOON
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:59 PM (gWBY1)
Paki soy-boy says what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (8zz6B)
>>Pro Tip: The Zipper in back requires assistance.
Embrace the power of both. I dunno, better include the sides. Just to be sure.
Posted by: Martin Tell at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (ExV1e)
I get that sometimes women are catty with each other. But I will never understand the hate for someone who is strong, independent, and yes, attractive. Noem is like a lot of ranchers daughters I know from that part of the country, handy, talented, determined and undeterred by most things. They could shoe a horse and ten minutes later diaper a baby. Maybe even dress out a Hereford. I suppose it’s mostly jealousy, as people sit in their boring lives, surfing the internet and bs posting about their lives. But what they’re really doing is singing their could’a, should’a, would’a about their own lives.
The choices you make have consequences. When you go against the crowd and follow your heart and real necessity, you get people like Noem. So a lot of it is about their own poor choices and vicissitudes due to their lack of courage and inability to pull away from the tribe.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 05, 2026 03:06 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (qFwJc)
Why can't you have social workers intervene?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Leupold
There really is not any DHS head that is going to be celebrated in DC unless they don't enforce immigration laws that Dems and a some GOP business types don't want.
She was far better than the treacherous Gen. Kelly and his fawning subordinate that replaced him as DHS head. And then you have Tom Ridge, Bushie Doucebag as one the first, Jeh Johnson who facilitated cheating in elections, and Mayorkas whose treachery warrants a firing squad.
So out of the long train of DHS secretaries since Bush and GOP created the stupid agency, I would rate her actually at the top of the list based on all others.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (E4rtv)
I'd say a bit yes and no on that. Border is great, and no doubt ICE pulling plenty of turds off the streets.
On the other hand, I couldn't stand those freaking ads with her cantering around on a horse, her ridealongs, that giant cowboy hat, and especially how terrible the messaging was immediately after the Good and Pretti incidents that made her and her spokespeople look like retards once video was out. Not defending either of those people, but the initial stories fell apart completely and cost a lot of political capital for no reason.
Plus, those "get out while you can and we'll give you money" were running nonstop on Fox News which is a even more of a waste of money. The TdA and MS-13 aren't watching Special Report.
Posted by: the dandy at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (8l8nW)
So, it would unzip like a banana?
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (uKtE+)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:58 PM
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I'll never forget the last season of "Mr. Ed". Wilbur Post capped Mr. Ed like it was nuthin'. SAD!
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (Y3swt)
You're right... She was becoming a liability.. Trump seems to have learned his lesson from his first term....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM
* side eye *
Posted by: Bondi, Pam Bondi at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (8FLKv)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (mKbv+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (qFwJc)
Sounds like a brand of condoms.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM
That or a feminine hygiene product.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
PMS is brutal.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:08 PM (B5IE5)
Posted by: Bitcoin
Homan runs deportations now, Mullin gets to run everything else which is a mixed bag--Sec. Service, TSA, DHS agents, and election security. So we shall see what Mullins does or if this appointment suddenly blows up which has happened a time or two.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:09 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (NdvkI)
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She will accompany Rubio on his negotiation trips and shoot anyone who doesn't comply with Marco's rationale.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (MpEy/)
170 23 Noem fired official?
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (Nhyh3)
Karma, bitch.
Posted by: Kristy Noem's dog at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (7v6oI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (7v6oI)
Either that or, constant whining notwithstanding, Trump thinks she's doing a okay job considering the difficulties faced and that no one else would do better even if they had a penis.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (ExV1e)
Which part of her heart, toughness, and principles was the camera crew part of marcus? Lol, just joshin...
Like I said, I like her, and I think she's hot. She's nice to look at. I also remember back when she was running for president that she didn't have the kindest things to say about Trump, and she wasn't exactly a stalwart when it came to pushing back on tranny issues in South Dakota if memory serves. She's a politician, and therefore inherently a narcissist to some extent. That's all well and good but she, and especially lewandowski, had become a liability.
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: mrp
Wow. I don't remember seeing that. Perhaps my young eyes were focused like a laser on Wilber's wife.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (qFwJc)
Some dogs need to be put down.
We had one who was viciously attacking animals and people. We raised him from a puppy but there was something not wired right in his head.
It's unfortunate to have to make that decision.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:11 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
A 30 ought six slug is a very effective social worker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (8zz6B)
We had one who was viciously attacking animals and people. We raised him from a puppy but there was something not wired right in his head.
It's unfortunate to have to make that decision.
Posted by: fourseasons
No dogs are vicious on stolen land!!!!
Posted by: Lefty Retard at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (JCZqz)
It was rather blatant.
He did run for Governor, as a Democrat, just in time to be utterly crushed in the anti-Clinton backlash of 1994.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (P/woT)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM
Same here and I don't think people understand the realities of raising livestock.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (rjuV8)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (NdvkI)
Awww, that would take away the DRAMA!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)
Sounds like a brand of condoms.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
I was thinking more along the line of panty shields...and I am thoroughly shocked that one of you morons didn't post about it first.
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Bondi is there for awhile, maybe longer depending on November elections. She is there for one reason as spear catcher. She won't cave to Dems demands for special prosecutors to go after GOP and Trump. Her DAG runs the department as did that DAG Rosenrat did for Sessions.
The Senate, as a rule, hates anything that US Chamber of Commerce does not like and Big Bizness does not like Trump's trade nor immigration policies. They want cheap labor and they want to be able to set up plants in foreign countries with cheap labor to flood the US.
They want the US as simply another cog in their globo homo WEF piece of shit world.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: the dandy at March 05, 2026 03:13 PM (8l8nW)
Plus rumors have her boning Corey Lewandowski. I'm hoping Trump appoints Kamala Harris as her deputy. They'd be perfect together.
The rest...
https://is.gd/2agJuz
,
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (BnDlA)
Posted by: Dogs at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 03:00 PM (iFTx/)
It's not the ads, it is her deflecting blame for the ads onto Trump. Leaders don't do that.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (y171U)
Posted by: It's me donna
Possible. It will come out eventually with everyone's stories making out different heroes and villains. It is DC town and they love their tell alls books after serving in office.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Internationally she has established herself as a no BS gal. If you are correct, they know coming to the table with her will be for real.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:14 PM (MpEy/)
Some dogs need to be put down.
We had one who was viciously attacking animals and people. We raised him from a puppy but there was something not wired right in his head.
It's unfortunate to have to make that decision.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:11 PM (3ek7K)
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I certainly can see that. Just this past week two people were killed by dogs. One was a young boy on his bicycle who stopped to pet a couple of dogs and they turned on him. The second was a young mother who was protecting her toddler from a dog attack at her own mother's house. So yes, bad dogs do need to be dealt with.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:15 PM (mKbv+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 05, 2026 03:15 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Connie Hines. Another contender for hottest TV wife of the 60's.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 03:15 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: It's me donna
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People plotting to kill you and your family can be stressful.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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That was brought up at the hearing as well as the dog shooting. And the ads. Sen. Kennedy was one of the ones sliding the knife in on the ads.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)
The last Democrat DHS Secretary opened the border to allow millions of unvetted illegal immigrants into our country. As a result tens of thousands of Americans were killed by criminals and illegal drugs. He should have been impeached for the corrupt way he not only ignored the law, but deliberately undermined it. The country suffered for it and as a result the number for getting every last illegal alien out of the country is off the charts. It’s a losing issue with a plurality of the American public.
But Noem wore makeup and had a camera crew or something.
That’s so weak it makes me want to slap your momma for birthing such an idiot.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 03:05 PM
Same here and I don't think people understand the realities of raising livestock.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 03:12 PM (rjuV
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It's a cultural rule. Things really get nasty when domestic dogs pack up and start roaming. That pack "instinct" unlocks a lot of lethal misbehavior.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2026 03:17 PM (YCxFk)
Will Stitt appoint himself
To finish the term?
Posted by: Dogs at March 05, 2026 03:17 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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He is out of it and just posing.
House has already voted through funding on one bill and the Senate can just amend that. That means a privileged vote in the whole US House after.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:17 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
I just looked her up. Connie Hines. Focusing on her like a laser sounds hazardous...from what I'm seeing, you could poke out an eye!
https://tinyurl.com/3kazevsx
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 05, 2026 03:18 PM (JCZqz)
Noem was doing the job she was hired for ... but being Noem she couldn't resist doing her own thing ...
Now President Trump can handle incoming fire for his tweets AND for Noem doing her job at DHS ...
what he doesn't want to do is defend her extracurricular nonsense ...
Do your job and Trump will walk thru fire for you ...
do your job and add in some extracurricular nonsense and he will cut you loose ...
Posted by: The Dark Lord at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (DBAaD)
A dog loose in your pasture is a stray dog.
Can't have dogs chewing on or running your
livestock.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (3ek7K)
To finish the term?
Posted by: Dogs at March
Appointment is just til election. He's got shit here he needs to deal with and leaving the big chair open ain't one of em.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: The Dark Lord at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (DBAaD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (XeU6L)
They want the US as simply another cog in their globo homo WEF piece of shit world.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)
==
Concur.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)
Is the only reason Trump chose a senator because the selection would have a high chance of approval? That is, anybody from private or military sector who was tough and competent would be summarily rejected?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (pZ64F)
It’s a black and white issue to ranchers.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Alas, no. He was a plumber tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 03:16 PM (vlkz/)
Obviously, it's because Wall Street is full of Noem fans. I blame Trump! /s
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (P/woT)
Posted by: the dandy
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Ads were mandated by spending bill, the fact that she was in them did not make them more or less expensive. The issue was more who got the contract for the ads. Had she not put Trump in the position of denying his knowledge of the particular ads, then she probably would have stayed in office if she wished.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Trying to understand what a goat could do to get himself killed. Old age and sick and put out of his misery? Conspired with the dog to cause chaos? Ate the payroll of the farm's workers? Head butted once too often after repeated warnings? Overall was just really baaaaad?
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
Why can't you have social workers intervene?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
Or shoot them in the paw.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (lCppi)
Nothing DC loves more than tearing people apart particularly people on our side. I doubt they'll be satiated with just one scalp.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)
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* Lisa Monaco has entered the chat *
[For those unaware, Todd Blanche is Bondi's Deputy Attorney General.[
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (Kv3z3)
But think of this:
What is the most permanent invention on Earth?
Bureaucracy.
And how can you (un)officially codify the Monroe/Donroe Doctrine?
Give it a bureaucracy and a sphere of influence to jealously protect.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 03:22 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: fourseasons
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Completely objective, uncolored by socio-political ideological prejudice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (pDt9x)
20% comes thru the straight of Hormuz
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 03:22 PM (lCppi)
Trying to understand what a goat could do to get himself killed. Old age and sick and put out of his misery? Conspired with the dog to cause chaos? Ate the payroll of the farm's workers? Head butted once too often after repeated warnings? Overall was just really baaaaad?
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
++++
Yeah, I'd like to know why she needed to kill the goat, too.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM (mKbv+)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM (GD0B3)
I find it difficult to take anyone seriously whose name is Idrees Kahloon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM (ix8EF)
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She will accompany Rubio on his negotiation trips and shoot anyone who doesn't comply with Marco's rationale.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:10 PM (MpEy/)
See, we already are working in ways the South Americans can really *understand*!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 03:24 PM (8avO+)
I love President Trump.
What he has accomplished is amazing.
Would any of us want that job?
He loves our country and us.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM (mKbv+)
Probably just too aggressive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 03:25 PM (8zz6B)
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"Dogs and Goats living together!"
/Just the punchline in Gaza ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:26 PM (Kv3z3)
Yeah, I'd like to know why she needed to kill the goat, too.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM
My guess is she was cooking mutton? Or the goat was nasty and she did what needed to be done.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 03:26 PM (rjuV8)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (pDt9x
Iran has been bombing all their neighbors, including their oil production facilities.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 05, 2026 03:26 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Because Trump has learned Harry Truman's truism (and he was a former senator before VP and President), if you want a friend in DC, get a dog.
Few if any of those vicious bastards that climbed over the political corpses of their rivals in the Congress are anyone's friend. They are as ruthless as any media or celebutard in getting what they want. And the Senate is the worst of the worst of posers, assholes, wankers, deviants, and avaricious greedheads. A few of the House members actually want to serve the people, hardly any Senators.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:27 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:27 PM (n5tGW)
I bet Thune chooses to risk Cornyn’s seat rather than pass the SAVE act in the next two weeks.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2026 03:27 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 05, 2026 03:28 PM (TGPs7)
Why can't you have social workers intervene?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)
Or shoot them in the paw.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (lCppi)
Don't do that. They'll come back every time. I remember from the documentaries we watched as children when the stranger would show up in town to settle a score with the man who shot his paw.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 03:28 PM (w/O5Q)
What he has accomplished is amazing.
Would any of us want that job?
He loves our country and us.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:25 PM (3ek7K)
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I believe he's literally "on a Mission from God."
[And if America blows this last chance, we're good & proper f*cked.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Kv3z3)
Posted by: tubal
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Worldwide market. But had Trump (and GWB to be far way back) not pursued fracking and energy independence, we would be looking at a nearly dry strategic reserve and a crippling effect on the US economy.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (neW46)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:23 PM (mKbv+)
Probably just too aggressive.
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As a lesson to the other goats.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (lCppi)
What is the most permanent invention on Earth?
Bureaucracy.
And how can you (un)officially codify the Monroe/Donroe Doctrine?
Give it a bureaucracy and a sphere of influence to jealously protect.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
Good take.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
I'm not very good at keeping up with the votes our electees cast. Both Mullin and Lankford seem to talk the talk, as a rule, sounding good in the ewetoob videos of guest news segments (I subscribe to both their yt channels), but when I do check on their votes, it seems they're off the mark a lot of the time, although Mullin less often than Lankford. I likewise can't offhand recall specifics.
Posted by: mindful webworker - there was a time at March 05, 2026 03:30 PM (9O6qm)
I love President Trump.
What he has accomplished is amazing.
Would any of us want that job?
He loves our country and us.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 05, 2026 03:25 PM (3ek7K)
++++
I love him, too. He has had two assassinations attempts (one, being hit in the ear), yet, instead of packing it up and letting it all go, he perseveres, even stronger and more determined to set this country back on course. No one can touch him in this regard. No one.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2026 03:30 PM (mKbv+)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 05, 2026 03:27 PM (EXyHK)
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How many more contested GOP Senate primaries remain on the schedule?
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 03:30 PM (rj6Yv)
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 03:30 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 03:30 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: mindful webworkerM
I've wanted to replace them both for awhile. But Lankford WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY more so.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (MGB5H)
Low cleavage bulletproof vest, shiny black catsuit, high heels, tied-down sidearm, "Shieldlady" enters before the Sec State at conferences, stares everybody down, then stands behind Marco looking for trouble.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (Y8DZL)
- Governors Walz, Newsom and the Usual Suspects
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (NUFF1)
Posted by: JOHNNY CASTLE at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (yYs4P)
I sense she is mental based on the plastic surgeries.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 05, 2026 03:31 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 03:29 PM (wBaIH)
Samoli, samoli, simoleons. Kaching!
Posted by: Tim Walz at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: mrp at March
Mi, mn, mt, nh off the top of my head
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (MGB5H)
The goats lie.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty
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OTOH, they keep they troll population down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: washrivergal
That goat was a slut! Slept with Abdullah, Ahmed and Kareem behind my back! She had to kill it to avenge my honor!!!
Posted by: Muhammed at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:33 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: mrp at March
Mi, mn, mt, nh off the top of my head
Posted by: BruceWayne
And ok now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:33 PM (MGB5H)
If Shield of the Americas is anything like the old School of the Americas, then the Donk commie cocksuckers ain't gonna like it ONE BIT.
Posted by: Mr Wang at March 05, 2026 03:33 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Gov Greg Abbott at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (fYhK6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 02:36 PM (REq0p)
It might be that the highest purpose of this august blog is the dissemination of every single word for breasts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)
breastesses
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:34 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 03:32 PM (MGB5H)
I'm going to hell for this, but that's a pretty good Marlee Matlin impression.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Jen the original
No, you are right Jeffries, it is not enough. I was thinking of a human sacrifice, say, of a loud mouth, cringe, Democrat Congressman with the initials HJ thrown into a volcano at the strike of midnight on the next full moon. Okay ass-wipe?
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (neW46)
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
Goats can be very aggressive, especially to children. Getting knocked over by a goat's headbutt *sucks*. Getting knocked against a trough can do a lot of damage. Putting down a goat like that is simply risk management.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (lFFaq)
Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (NUFF1)
Putting that in her book might have helped Noem with local folks, but after the freakout over "Romney put his dog on the roof" (in a secured crate and to allow the dog to come on vacation instead of being miserable at some boarding kennel) Noem should have known the general public is way way too disneyfied to understand ranch reality. Romney proved to be an extreme uniparty jerk, but the hate for his dog transport when his kids were kids was stupid on steroids.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (vlkz/)
Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?
Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 05, 2026 03:35 PM (NUFF1)
Two people who are better ignored!
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 03:37 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: m at March 05, 2026 03:38 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2026 03:19 PM (pDt9x
Iran has been bombing all their neighbors, including their oil production facilities.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 05, 2026 03:26 PM (FMtrg)
Even if the damages are zero, things will be on hold for a while. If you are hand to mouth for oil, that's gonna be a problem.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 05, 2026 03:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 03:47 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 05, 2026 03:47 PM (dOyjb)
Posted by: BruceWayne
T.W. Shannon, who lost the nom to Lankford is back in the news. Going to run for something, maybe Governor? Seemed like a good guy; better than Lankford, fer surely.
Mindful Webwork thinkpiece:
For U.S. Senator from Oklahoma
Examining the art of selling a Senator
comparing Shannon & Lankford
https://bit.ly/mw-ok-sen-2014
Posted by: mindful webworker - way back when at March 05, 2026 03:56 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: kallisto at March 05, 2026 03:57 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - willowed again at March 05, 2026 03:58 PM (9O6qm)
Noem's new appointment isn't far off.
Homeland Barbie/ICE Barbie moves on.
Menfolk, Are there no competent women in government? 😡😭
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 04:14 PM (NFX2v)
To finish the term?
You better hope not. Difficult to trust and gets lots of money from corps.
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 05, 2026 04:53 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: cherries in season at March 05, 2026 04:57 PM (k0JdC)
On the face of it, not so terrible - but Noem wanted to specifically target those South Dakotans who bought more than $200,000 online from out of State. A couple questions:
1) How the hell do you determine that unless you know who is buying $200,000 online from out of State?
2) If you know who is buying all that out-of-State merchandise, WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU GO AFTER THEM WITH YOUR STATE'S USE TAX LAWS, INSTEAD OF PENALIZING EVERY MOM & POP SHOP IN THE NATION????
Yeah, Noem pretty well pissed me off with that one, as did the Supreme Court.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 05, 2026 05:46 PM (bufu1)
with him first time at Doral in coming weeks.
Noem's position is supposedly to be less than Ambassador to the UN but more important than CEO of USAGM. It's part of Trump's new amplification of the Monroe Doctrine.
Posted by: Flicker at March 05, 2026 06:18 PM (cMJZl)
That would have saved her job. I guess she didn't care.
Posted by: Deplorable Dave at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (4JGHb)
Trump Wins Major, Major 9-0 Win at Supreme Court: Lowly Lawless District Court Justices Must Defer to Immigration Judges
Immigration judges are actually part of the Executive. There's a big distinction between Article III courts and judges -- those organized under the Judiciary branch -- and other courts (including military courts, tax courts, and immigration courts, among others) established by the Executive.
It should also be noted that Congress decides what cases may be heard by Article III courts -- and also, what cases will be heard by administrative/executive courts. Since Trump assumed office for his second term, lawless lowly leftwing district court justices have declared that they, not the immigration courts created by Congress, will have ultimate power to decide when the government is allowed to deport criminal illegal aliens who have been under final order of deportation, sometimes for decades. The lawless lowly leftwing district court justices have routinely presumed to overrule those courts and contrive reasons while foreign criminals must be allowed to remain perpetually in the US. It is true that these cases can be appealed to Article III courts -- but the lowly leftwing district court judges have been giving zero deference to the factual determinations of these courts, instead of doing what courts usually do, which is giving a lot of deference to factual determinations and only correcting on matters of erroneous legal interpretations. The Supreme Court just ruled 9-0 that these lawless rogue judges must give high deference to the factul rulings of the courts actually created to hear these cases. Appeals are not about fact-finding. Fact-finding happens in the originating court. Appeals are for review of legal rulings, not factual determinations. Appeals courts can set aside factual determinations but only by a high "clear and convincing standard" -- they have to find that the lower court clearly, convincingly got the facts wrong. Anything less than that the appeals court has to accept their findings of fact. But these lawless leftwing judges have been routinely treating every appeal of a deportation order as a complete factual do-over, with the lawless leftwing district court judge now determining the "facts" as he'd like them to be. The Supreme Court just said: "No." This case is such a slam-dunk they let The Retard write the opinion. (The Black Retard, not the Wise Latina Retard. The one who by her own admission "just doesn't understand" nearly everything said to her.)Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson authored the Supreme Court's unanimous ruling Wednesday ordering federal appeals courts to defer to immigration judges when reviewing asylum decisions, bolstering the executive branch's authority in immigration cases and handing the Trump administration a win as it pushes an aggressive deportation agenda. Jackson, a Biden appointee and one of three liberal justices on the high court, wrote that immigration laws require federal courts to use a "substantial-evidence standard" when reviewing immigration judges' decisions about whether an asylum seeker could face "persecution" if deported. Jackson emphasized the high bar courts must meet before overturning an immigration judge's findings, potentially making it more difficult for migrants to challenge their deportations as the Trump administration cracks down on illegal immigration. "The agency's determination... is generally 'conclusive unless any reasonable adjudicator would be compelled to conclude to the contrary,'" Jackson wrote.
Under the Immigration and Nationality Act, migrants can claim asylum when crossing the border without documentation. But immigration judges, who are employees of the Department of Justice, eventually vet those claims and determine whether to grant migrants asylum, which would allow them to stay in the country, or order their deportation. The migrant can appeal the decision to the Board of Immigration Appeals, which is also housed within the executive branch, and can then appeal that decision to the federal circuit courts and the Supreme Court. The decision in this case, Urias-Orellana v. Bondi, affirmed that the judicial branch must largely defer to the executive branch's findings about whether the migrant would suffer persecution if deported, rather than start from scratch and conduct its own review. "Another WIN for common sense!" the conservative think tank America First Policy Institute wrote on X. "The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously ruled that immigration agencies not individual judges determine asylum claims based on alleged persecution. A clear reminder: America's laws should be enforced as written."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 01:37 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Simon Phoenix at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (nDy1Y)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (fZiTB)
That's all they trust her with.
It's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Go figure at March 05, 2026 01:39 PM (HU4ZK)
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Ok, hear me out. I think the reason Kenji voted for it because she could not understand the crux of the matter, thought that she is limiting Federal Branch activities in toto! and making all of Trump's immigration enforcement subject to some immigration "judge".
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 01:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2026 01:40 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: Go figure at March 05, 2026 01:39 PM (HU4ZK)
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It was a rote procedural question.
Even they can agree on rote procedural questions of "Congress gave specific jurisdictions to district courts, which Congress created."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:40 PM (GBKbO)
I'm surprised the retard has staffers able to write complete sentences, frankly (I do not believe she wrote the opinion.)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (CWTWj)
Just spit coffee all over my desk at work. Thank you for that laugh.
Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (7gpcF)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2026 01:41 PM
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Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Grok AI at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (HU4ZK)
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You spelled immigration enforcement wrong.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (Nhyh3)
This seems like a win....
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My comment on the last thread got willowed (if this violates the 100 comment rule, just let me know):
247 Eh, look at Cornyn’s voting record. When you do that there’s very little that screams I’m a RINO. People are largely flogging him for that one vote.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2026 01:12 PM (wJXLk)
Me?
I'm still mad at him for tacitly supporting Lisa Murkowski in her Senate run AFTER she lost the primary to what's-his-face (Miller?).
Dude might have been nutter than a fruitcake, but at least it would have gotten Cocaine Bear out of there.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 05, 2026 01:42 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2026 01:43 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:45 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: The Stoogettes at March 05, 2026 01:45 PM (HU4ZK)
Instead of the clear statute requirement they be filed in the district where the petitioner is being held.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 01:45 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: sharksauce at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (It5AG)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (HU4ZK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 01:47 PM (xT8gx)
Instead of the clear statute requirement they be filed in the district where the petitioner is being held.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 01:45 PM (HXT0k)
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It's like a few hundred people doing it. They spend tens of thousands of dollars to lose, almost none of them able to raise money from GoFundMes because no one hears about them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:47 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: KJB at March 05, 2026 01:47 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at March 05, 2026 01:48 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 01:48 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
That will, of course, increase the difficulty in getting the SAVE Act passed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (CNl8/)
I'm still mad at him for tacitly supporting Lisa Murkowski in her Senate run AFTER she lost the primary to what's-his-face (Miller?).
Dude might have been nutter than a fruitcake, but at least it would have gotten Cocaine Bear out of there.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 05, 2026 01:38 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,
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That's just one of his libertine games.
Cornyn is a Swamp Creature.
Cornyn is devoutly anti-Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
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Probably not.
OK Gov can just appoint a replacement. Not exactly a need for a special election.
It won't even be a speed bump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (/C62k)
And as People's Hippo notes, the habeas scam being run doesn't seem affected by this. The "courts" are pulling out all the stops and shredding the skeleton (can you shred a skeleton?) of the rule of law in immigration, at every level - until it reaches SCOTUS. All for delay. Waiting out Trump. With a 75% chance things revert to status quo ante (catastrophic erasure of border and de facto repeal of all immigration law) once he's gone (whoever replaces him).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: KJB at March 05, 2026 01:47 PM (LLQU7)
My God that's funny
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (Nhyh3)
Boilerplate language used to be "all the usual terms we all agree on."
Now it's just words and phrases abused by the cartel judges to force their preferred outcome, "I used the magical words, you must obey me!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (Nhyh3)
Yes, replaced by Oklahoma Sen Mark Wayne Mullin.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (/C62k)
Do they have nice uniforms? AFAF
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (CNl8/)
They don't, generally, withhold confirmation for one of their own. Since the nominee doesn't leave the Senate until confirmed to the new role, it would make the cloakroom orgies a bit tense.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (fZiTB)
Umm. Have you seen that gov lately? Easy to imagine him appointing a useless GOPe stooge.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)
Keeping the characters and shows fresh for the new season.
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 01:52 PM (EJWxb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
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I assume that Trump has coordinated with the OK Gov and they have a replacement locked and loaded.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 05, 2026 01:52 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
I wish you luck with MWM. He isn’t going to be the target Noem was but the numbers will keep on coming for illegals being deported. Hahaha
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 01:52 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:52 PM (CNl8/)
Must've been a very unrepresentative moment?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Well, you really ought to have a tagline such as "Red mind is really fine" to match "sharp as a blade" , although I'm sure you can come up with something more clever than what I just came up with,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (y9ksN)
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Eh. This is really limited to a handful of district court judges.
Remember, 700,000 forced deportations (not including voluntary deportations and self-deportations) from DHS in the first year of Trump's second term.
It will speed up the slap downs from appeals and probably get a few district court judges to stop altogether. But these efforts are minor side-shows in the whole deportation effort.
Roughly 75% of those picked up by ICE sign waivers to just leave, waivers of any claim to be in the US (including asylum). Those are voluntary deportations, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (uKtE+)
Is 'Shield of Americas' something to do with The Justice League?
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (EJWxb)
Brit Lass noted to me back in 2009 that we no longer had a Constitution - that it was essentially trash - because what the lawless Obama admin was proving was you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted and it would take 4 years to get to the Supreme if ever, and meantime you've got plenty more shit rolling behind it.
She was right. People here certainly didn't want to hear it and I honestly don't think many want to do so now.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (/C62k)
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Use our Constitutional powers to impeach the lawbreaking judges, or to strip these lower courts of ruling on any immigration related matter.
Haahahahaha We were seeing if you were paying attention! We're not going to do any of that!
- House GOP
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (y171U)
Umm. Have you seen that gov lately? Easy to imagine him appointing a useless GOPe stooge.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)
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Not even a squish is going to walk in as the new guy from a deep red state and try and topple the SAVE Act or anything else.
OK will provide some unremarkable backbencher who does as he's told from leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2026 01:43 PM (AlhUl)
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It was really an open-and-shut case. The standard for review of an immigration judge's findings on the factual bases for asylum claims has long been "substantial evidence."
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (GD0B3)
If not, he can always be fired.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 01:55 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 01:55 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 01:55 PM (GD0B3)
If Talarico were human, I think he might beat him.
Posted by: huerfano at March 05, 2026 01:56 PM (98kQX)
- Left Wing judges
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 01:56 PM (0TtYd)
Must've been a very unrepresentative moment?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (U/Byj)
I don't think he's dumb. His rhetoric isn't the smoothest but he knows what he's talking about.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 01:56 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 01:56 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2026 01:43 PM (AlhUl)
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It was really an open-and-shut case. The standard for review of an immigration judge's findings on the factual bases for asylum claims has long been "substantial evidence."
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 05, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
How did they get them to sign on?
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:56 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 01:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 01:54 PM (y171U)
Those ads are lame and cringey. If I were Trump I wouldn't want responsibility for them either.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 01:57 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 01:57 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Women, Just Not Incompetent Ones. at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (xT8gx)
31 Can we put Boasberg in the stocks on the mall so everyone can kick his ass?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 05, 2026 01:46 PM (pZ64F)
THIS is why many consider this site a must read.
Horde crime and punishment supersedes the SCOTUS any day. All day.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (69DZM)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (kvcuP)
Posobiec is that you?
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (LLQU7)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:59 PM (Nhyh3)
"Look at that! What a good job, Kentanji. We're going to put it up on the refrigerator. Right here! So, everyone can see it."
Posted by: Croaker at March 05, 2026 01:59 PM (+BcZI)
Posted by: Junius at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (nIs0y)
But you go girl. Keep sucking that dick.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (LLQU7)
WTF.
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (/C62k)
Put me in, Coach!
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (lCppi)
I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at “Homeland.”
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (nn0kD)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Women, Just Not Incompetent Ones. at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (RfVfI)
did you read the content? no, guess not
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (vlkz/)
IT WAS IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS!
Posted by: Today's Democratic Talking Points! at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Junius at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (nIs0y)
We know it wasn't "Flesh."
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (vd6bO)
Noem will do well as the special envoy to all of the nations to our south while their leaders admire her tatas.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 05, 2026 02:01 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:01 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: NCKate at March 05, 2026 02:01 PM (uQzkA)
Well, it doesn't sound like he's kicking Noem to the curb.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:01 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (jZ3ZM)
NO Betrayal: Cornyn Holds Trump's Agenda Hostage for Personal Endorsement
Sen. John Cornyn, the establishment favorite in Texas' brutal Senate runoff, is playing dirty games with President Trump's priorities. Sources reveal he's stalling critical recess appointments—the fast-track way to install loyal fighters in key positions—and refusing to back the SAVE America Act, which demands proof of citizenship to vote and slams the door on non-citizen fraud.
Why the sabotage? Cornyn won't lift a finger unless Trump endorses him over MAGA warrior Ken Paxton in the May runoff. This is textbook RINO blackmail: holding America's election integrity and executive power hostage to save his own cushy Senate seat.
Texas Republicans sent a clear message in the primary—Paxton nearly tied Cornyn despite the establishment money machine. Voters want fighters who put America First, not cocktail-circuit compromisers who cozy up to Mitch McConnell's old crew and slow-walk Trump's agenda.
Cont.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (nn0kD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (nn0kD)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 05, 2026 02:02 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Today's Democratic Talking Points! at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n1OCj)
I heard the submarine crossed state lines to get to it.
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: TUCO at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Women, Just Not Incompetent Ones. at March 05, 2026 01:58 PM (RfVfI)
Never. She's there for the duration. An ass-covering, apple-polishing careerist par excellence.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (fZiTB)
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Bad timing. Or good timing, depending on which side you are on.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (CNl8/)
Is 'Shield of Americas' something to do with The Justice League?
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 01:53 PM (EJWxb)
And, more importantly, will she have to wear a skin-tight latex suit?
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (JRP2U)
It is rare I wish a comment was mine but there it is
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (XMwZJ)
Cornyn is a DC swamp creature.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (MpEy/)
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Maybe don't carry your gat through the hood without any ammo.
You might get clapped.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (3BwY8)
I don't understand how people know exactly what Bondi should be doing 24/7 and what she isn't doing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (0TtYd)
You're damn right I did ...
Posted by: Kyle Rittenhouse Midshipman at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: weft cut-Morricone at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:03 PM (CNl8/)
Again... the position has to be confirmed by the Senate. Homan would NEVER get confirmed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Nx5jP)
Possibly because they changed the channel to Fox?
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:04 PM (XMwZJ)
She was getting death threats so maybe she wants out...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Zombie Curtis LeMay at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (P/woT)
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (CNl8/)
The RNC, I believe, stays out of primaries, as it should.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (0TtYd)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (GD0B3)
Of course not! The rules here have always been comment first, then read the post!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I've Seen Your Nic Before, Why Don't You Know That? at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (Le7ca)
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That secondary explosion was a bitch for a ship having no ammo. Loaded or unloaded it was an enemy ship and either way it would have sunk.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
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Yeah, the correct question is how much are the NRSC and the various Senate Leadership PACs spending to prop up Cornyn's fat ass.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (Nhyh3)
Could be that it's the same people who've been pissing and moaning about Bondi since she was nominated. Daily.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Dave's not here at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (kp5iD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:07 PM (CNl8/)
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Have we met?
Posted by: The Democrats and the Silent Filibuster at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (XMwZJ)
Can't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Texas has a sore loser law
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 02:05 PM (/C62k)
Technically that was going into a battle of wits against an unarmed man. But there is no such thing as a fair fight.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (7v6oI)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (GD0B3)
The RNC, I believe, stays out of primaries, as it should.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Propriety is the thing too back Cornyn isn't bound by it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (ExV1e)
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Yeah, the correct question is how much are the NRSC and the various Senate Leadership PACs spending to prop up Cornyn's fat ass.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (3BwY
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Well, that would be $70 million.
To win a plurality of 42 vs. 41 against Paxton with a spoiler in the race.
I do wonder if a lot of the "Trump will endorse Cornyn" stuff is from Cornyn's own people and has no actual provenance with Trump's thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (vlkz/)
Posted by: The Democrats and the Silent Filibuster at
Not needed for top level appointments.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
I'm hoping MarkWayne isn't a real name.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:10 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: The Democrats and the Silent Filibuster at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (3BwY
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There's no longer a cloture vote on cabinet appointments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:11 PM (XMwZJ)
.
It is an OMG decision that costs trillion$$$
Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2026 02:11 PM (KtOUo)
from what I'm seeing on X, you got it in one
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)
Instead, of "Margaret, I really don't care..." I want to hear, "Go fuck yourself." It doesn't mean we can't explain why they should go fuck themselves, but that's all we owe them anymore.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Kristy Noem's dog at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (7v6oI)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (Nhyh3)
>>>> Noem is being moved to a new position in a new body
With all that work she's had done, her current body is only has about 10,000 miles on it.
/how many planks of the Argos need to be replaced?
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (g6TN6)
Which is why Paxton's post is genius.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (IifOV)
from what I'm seeing on X, you got it in one
Posted by: BlackOrchid at
That's what Michael Barry has been saying.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (j+aD2)
WTF ARE YOU DOING, DONALD.
Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (KtOUo)
I can point this prongsipper to actual atheists who would laugh him out of RELI 101 for that shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (Nhyh3)
So now, every immigration decision in the lower courts will have "any reasonable adjudicator would be compelled to conclude" appended to it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (OGOaV)
my thought also how quickly can Mullin be replaced?!?!?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (MGB5H)
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The only thing from Trump himself was that he would endorse one of the two, and that he hadn't decided yet.
He could be misleading and have already made up his mind. I dunno.
I'm not in those rooms.
But the "Trump is going to endorse Cornyn" stuff came out mighty fast for a runoff in almost 3 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 02:06 PM (vlkz/)
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I understand the disappointment, but that's not how things work in DC.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (rj6Yv)
I can point this prongsipper to actual atheists who would laugh him out of RELI 101 for that shit.
right it's a heresy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2026 02:13 PM (PTDkx)
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Being in America without permission is a civil crime.
The due process for such a civil crime is very low. It's deportation.
Everything else is just obstruction by the courts.
Fortunately, it's a side show and represents a very small percentage of those being deported.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
WTF ARE YOU DOING, DONALD.
Posted by: torabora at March
He'll be replaced by gov appointment. And then special election for remainder of the term. Not losing a vote.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (BCuCF)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:15 PM (Nhyh3)
WTF ARE YOU DOING, DONALD.
Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (KtOUo)
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OK gov would appoint a replacement who would take the seat almost immediately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Today's Democratic Talking Points! at March 05, 2026 02:00 PM (n1OCj)
And it forever will be.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 05, 2026 02:16 PM (7v6oI)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2026 07:00 PM
King crabs do. That's why they're not Queen crabs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 07:08 PM
Even the Harvard Divinity School would laugh at this tard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:16 PM (Wnv9h)
I can point this prongsipper to actual atheists who would laugh him out of RELI 101 for that shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (gKWVE)
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He's going to lose so badly.
I'm going to laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
Then Trump perks up and said; "we will insure them." Also a pretty big deal. Which means our Navy will likely escort commercial vessels (tankers, container ships, etc.) through Hormuz.
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As for Noem... I think she fumbled the administration's response to the unrest/insurrection in Minneapolis. Specifically, she brought in Border Patrol who's agents were responsible for the two fatal shootings. The Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers were obviously armed, but did not engage in some of the stuff BPS got into. ICE are basically process servers with arrest warrants.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:17 PM (jtM2q)
I'd like to put some more miles on Kristi. You really can't wear that out and it's fun trying to.
Posted by: torabora at March 05, 2026 02:17 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 02:17 PM (GD0B3)
Yeah. The real, white one.
Posted by: Jetto at March
I go back to the wwii comic of the late fifties, then the first Shield comic in sixties? Never seen the movie character. Thankfully, I've heard.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (vlkz/)
Probably read better in Coptic.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 01:44 PM (Nhyh3)
Karma, bitch.
Posted by: Kristy Noem's dog
LOL
Learn to hunt my ass...
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (+nEug)
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40-42% would be my guess.
A loss of between 16 and 20 points.
He excites undersexed AWFLs in Austin and no one else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:19 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:19 PM (NdvkI)
Montana US Attorney filed right before deadline and received immediate endorsement from Trump. It's fine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (MGB5H)
It isn't Cornyn's fault he's won repeatedly. It's Texans that keep putting him there.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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When you have a machine that assures you win the primary and Swamp Money flooding the TV/ad zone he wins. Look at how much was spent for the squeaker.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (VcRz1)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:19 PM (NdvkI)
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Dear lord.
No. Not a chance.
The switch was done last second to make sure Tester didn't run. It's a R+10 state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
I really don't understand why we have hearings, due process, appeals etc... If it is determined that you are in the country illegally you are subject to immediate deportation.
Posted by: Ripley
Not that I agree with it, but the law is that once the gov't grants a benefit or "right" it cannot be taken away without due process. The evil genius of the last administration's plan was to grant this completely non-statutory temporary protected status of more than 18 months, which then allowed illegal immigrants who made (what were largely specious) claims of asylum to remain and work in the United states. It's a one-way ratchet, and that is why there is never been an indefinite term temporary protected status enacted into statute. It's just like DACA. It is an end run around the specific limits that Congress set in the Immigration Act of 1990, and Congress really should have put a sunset or term limit on how many times it could be renewed.
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (g6TN6)
So if Senator Markwayne Mullin becomes the new Director of DHS -- this means we lose another R vote (from Oklahoma) in the Senate until he's replaced? Ugh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (jyU1K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (+nEug)
"Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt has openly disagreed with President Donald Trump’s assertion that Democrats support lax border policies to register undocumented immigrants as voters. In an NPR interview, Stitt said he does not believe Democrats aim to add noncitizens to voter rolls, even as Congress debates the Trump-backed SAVE America Act requiring proof of citizenship for voter registration." - MS NOW
This is the governor who will pick Mullin's replacement in the Senate.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (IifOV)
So if Senator Markwayne Mullin becomes the new Director of DHS -- this means we lose another R vote (from Oklahoma) in the Senate until he's replaced? Ugh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (jyU1K)
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It'll be days, at most.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
No. Not a chance.
The switch was done last second to make sure Tester didn't run. It's a R+10 state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
Good.. I remembered how they had Tester and was afraid a Dem could win there again..
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You can bet Trump already cleared it with the OK governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (nn0kD)
Well, it would spoke me-especially death threats against family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (zbPb3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic
Special appointment will replace him immediately. Then we will have a special election. There will be no lost vote.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (MGB5H)
40-42% would be my guess.
A loss of between 16 and 20 points.
He excites undersexed AWFLs in Austin and no one else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror
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He'll collect a certain number of votes because his name is no longer James Dell Causey.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (MpEy/)
So if Senator Markwayne Mullin becomes the new Director of DHS -- this means we lose another R vote (from Oklahoma) in the Senate until he's replaced? Ugh.
Posted by: ShainS
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Nope. Appt. by Governor for Senate means almost no lag time for someone to fill the seat. There will be a special election (held during the Nov. term elections) in 2026 I guess for the remainder of the term which ran to 2028.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You can bet Trump already cleared it with the OK governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 02:22 PM (nn0kD)
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No. OK gov's opinions were a complete secret to Trump and he just leaped before he looked.
If the OK gov replaces Mullin with someone even half decent, it's just Trump getting lucky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (IifOV)
Pretty sure Trump has "spoken" to the Governor...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (NdvkI)
So, that was like when the Folksmen opened for Spinal Tap?
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (VcRz1)
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The Democrat-Communists have no problem with hundreds of thousands of Americans being slaughtered by illegal aliens and The Cartels -- but they'll never forgive Noem for shooting her dog.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 05, 2026 02:23 PM (iu4Pw)
Taken behind the woodshed and shot like a dog, metaphorically. South Park guys will have a field day.
Why her and not Pam Bondi, IDK. Hopefully it puts Pam and Kash on notice.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: What's FUCKING DUH? in lawspeak? at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM
And let us not forget Weird War Tales.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (Wnv9h)
I can point this prongsipper to actual atheists who would laugh him out of RELI 101 for that shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (gKWVE)
I missed his quote. The Gospel According to Thomas is ancient scripture but has never been canon.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (y171U)
As a member of the Homeland Security Committee + Ranking Member of Subcommittee on Border Security:
I’m not sure how many fellow Democrats will vote to support our colleague @SenMullin as the next DHS Secretary, but I am AYE.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:18 PM (gKWVE)
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LOL
Posted by: The Democrats and the Silent Filibuster at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (3BwY8)
You'd think they'd be cool with it, given how the Muzzies feel about dogs.
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
Which elects Democrats to the Senate at an alarming rate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:26 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ripley at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (PTDkx)
I can point this prongsipper to actual atheists who would laugh him out of RELI 101 for that shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:14 PM (gKWVE)
I missed his quote. The Gospel According to Thomas is ancient scripture but has never been canon.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (y171U)
Next, he'll be quoting the Secret Gospel of Mark.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (nd2ez)
Res ipsa loquitur.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Wnv9h)
"The thing speaks for itself." Quite apropos indeed.
Posted by: Needs more profanity though at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)
She has more guts than any woman I've ever known.
and, I believe her and her family had to move into secure housing 6+ months ago. She has given all she has and I thank her.
Posted by: old chick at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: "Dr." Jill Biden at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Le7ca)
The judge usually like us to be polite.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (NdvkI)
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
*sets hair on fire*
*finds 25-story bank building to jump off*
Posted by: We're ruined! RUINED! at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
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I never forgot it. Im a South Dakota resident and could never understand why Trump picked her. She was a Barbie governor. But shooting your dog, nope. She was disgusting.
Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (VcRz1)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (NdvkI)
Panicans
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 05, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
Great. Days is another RINO squish
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (gWBY1)
Easy now, Liz, you don't want Fen and runner telling you what a jerk you are!
Posted by: Denny Crane - Trix are for Kids at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (RfVfI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (NdvkI)
Panicans
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (CNl8/)
That's what I figured
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM (g6TN6)
And what was he using the Gospel of Thomas to prove-that Jesus was a feminist, that God was non Binary , that Jesus was gay or that God is all thumbs up all on abortion?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM (g6TN6)
Me too...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM (NdvkI)
Posted by: Piper at March
He's married. I don't know about a girlfriend tho.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM (MGB5H)
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Apple is in court right now defending it's biased news presentation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (MpEy/)
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Well, in this instance it is: "Res ipsa loquitur...motherfucker!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (qZkjS)
I called nobody a jerk. I disagreed with the POV
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:30 PM
From your keyboard to God's ears.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Oh, I understand that. I think BPS operated under some different ROE that Noem either didn't know about, or sanctioned. Bottom like is that BPS was behind the only two civilian deaths, not ICE.
IOW... someone had to be responsible. But that alone probably wouldn't have been sufficient for Trump to can her. It's something else. Maybe.
Again, YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (ZxPkt)
Not quite. TPS given by one administration does not mean you get a permanent stay by a new regime. There is no time limit on these because it depends on events in the home country. Appeals courts have already allowed, as they must under the law, the administration to withdraw TPS from a number of countries like Nicaragua, Honduras, etc. that have been in existence since the 90's.
Immigration is a property right normally as a liberty right claim relies on some animus usually against a group.
Ironically, it also means that TPS is treated as a group, not an individual right and thus withdrawal does not get members benefit of individual hearings for withdrawal of TPS protections. It does, however, require perhaps APA following. And members of teh TPS class can claim individual refugee claims pursuant to existing law plus there are some hardship applications to immigration officials that can be made.
TPS is going away for a lot of people and the claim for refugee status on the fear of persecution claims now requires a much higher std. of proof for a judge to be able to overturn immigration officials fact finding.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)
Taken behind the woodshed and shot like a dog, metaphorically. South Park guys will have a field day.
Why her and not Pam Bondi, IDK. Hopefully it puts Pam and Kash on notice.
Posted by: LizLem at March 05, 2026 02:25 PM (gWBY1)
B/c DHS still doesn't have a passed budget for this year, and the Dems needed a scalp to even be willing to pass it.
Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (BCuCF)
and hated the RCC I'd grown up in.
it's worse than just "not canon"
it's a very odd little book
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:32 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM
See, Me, at 243.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2026 02:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 02:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: old chick at March 05, 2026 02:32 PM (F3Dlr)
Heard an old girlfriend's side of a phone call with her ex:
"You shot my dog? And sold my mule?"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (Kt19C)
If there is a blunt Supreme Court ruling like this, is there a way to immediately and quickly cite the ruling to thwart lower judges the next time they try their restraining order delay tactic? I mean, not even bother with a court hearing or appeal, just briefly cite the ruling and ignore the lower judge?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (VWtfl)
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1h
Trump says Kristi Noem lied to Congress about getting his approval for $220M ad campaign featuring herself https://trib.al/PwVpxnd
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (LdBR/)
plus she will still have a role, it might be a good one, you can't judge based on PDJT's nomenclature. he's a bit of a mixed bag with naming things lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)
I'm not going to bag on Talarico for getting adopted, but when he wants to fund abortions for trannies, that deserves a beating like his real daddy used to give him.
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:33 PM (g6TN6)
it's a very odd little book
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Must be why the islamists are sooooo enamored with it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (diia5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Crackpot theology from the land of make believe. Gnosticism never goes away, it just morphs to fit our current day. Some people always want to claim special privileges in reading the 'real' hidden reality from the rest of the crowd.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)
1) immigration courts by definition deal with people who are NOT U.S. citizens, hence the constitutional protections don't apply. They are covered under the executives' foreign relations.
2) Deportation is NOT a punishment, according to multiple court cases, hence there is no trial, just a hearing and a decision. This is a purely administrative matter.
These article III courts are way out over their skis - it's not that their rulings are even wrong, they just have zero power or say over this matter.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (k0c0j)
Posted by: Nova Local
You beat me to it.
Posted by: old chick at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (F3Dlr)
IOW... someone had to be responsible. But that alone probably wouldn't have been sufficient for Trump to can her. It's something else. Maybe.
Again, YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (jtM2q)
Both those shitmaggots killed were deranged Communists. No loss at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Jetto at March 05, 2026 02:34 PM (Le7ca)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (rZCVI)
You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (Nhyh3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:27 PM (NdvkI)
Panicans
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (CNl8/)
That's what I figured
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 02:29 PM (NdvkI)
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I'm thinking "That's all it dropped?"
UK, Spain giving us the finger. The EU tut-tutting. Tankers burning, the US intensifying the bombing campaign.
And oil prices zoomed up ... 1%?
US domestic fundamentals haven't changed. DJT's approval ratings are better than Barry's appeasement 2nd term's numbers. And his party approval numbers are stratospheric.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)
They said to him, "Then we'll enter the kingdom as little children?"
Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, and make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner, and the upper like the lower, and so make the male and the female a single one so that the male won't be male nor the female female; when you make eyes in the place of an eye, a hand in the place of a hand, a foot in the place of a foot, and an image in the place of an image; then you'll enter [the kingdom]."
Gospel of Thomas saying 22. Sounds kinda tranny through a modern whackjob lens though that's probably not what Jesus was getting at. Probably more like Paul's statement in Galatians 3.
Posted by: David and Jonathan were gay y'know at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (TbWk/)
"Odd little book" indeed!
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jaimo
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Speedy confirmation and Stitt should appoint a decent replacement. Democrats have little chance too in winning the seat in November for the rest of the term (expires in 2028 I think) and the appointee gets to run for the seat as an incumbent.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:35 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Texas has a sore loser law
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 02:09 PM (MGB5H)
So did Alaska
Posted by: buzzion at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (3tZV2)
Whig, TPS has to be renewed every 18 mo at least, on 60 days notice. I just mean that Obiden kept the farce going no matter what was going on in the "old country," and Trump 45 didn't shut it down when he had the chance. This ruling will stop a lot of shenanigans about District judges determining the threat of persecution on a de novo record though
Posted by: imp at March 05, 2026 02:38 PM (g6TN6)
Posted by: Ripley
He carries a small 1oz bottle of Tequila in his purse, right next to a tampon.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2026 02:39 PM (Y8DZL)
Simon Peter said to them, "Mary should leave us, because women aren't worthy of life."
Jesus said, "Look, am I to make her a man? So that she may become a living spirit too, she's equal to you men, because every woman who makes herself manly will enter the kingdom of heaven."
Posted by: Another one from Gospel of Thomas at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 02:40 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 02:44 PM (Nhyh3)
Think we are arguing past each other.
At least 60 days before the expiration of a foreign state's Temporary Protected Status designation or extension, the Secretary—after consultation with appropriate U.S. Government agencies—must review the conditions in the foreign state designated for Temporary Protected Status and determine whether the conditions for the Temporary Protected Status designation continue to be met. See
INA sec. 244(b)(3)(A), 8 U.S.C. 1254a(b)(3)(A).
If the Secretary determines that the conditions in the foreign state continue to meet the specific statutory criteria for the Temporary Protected Status designation, Temporary Protected Status will be extended for an additional period of 6 months or, in the Secretary's discretion, 12 or 18 months. See INA sec. 244(b)(3)(A), (C), 8 U.S.C. 1254a(b)(3)(A), (C).
If the Secretary determines that the foreign state no longer meets the conditions for the Temporary Protected Status designation, the Secretary must terminate the designation. See INA sec. 244(b)(3)(B), 8 U.S.C. 1254a(b)(3)(B). There is no judicial review of “any determination of the [Secretary]"
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)
We had that. It was called "Remain in Mexico." Make it law.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2026 02:48 PM (eStot)
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Laws granting it are because US signed a UN Treaty way back in the day due to the mess post WWII and the FDR administration turning back Jews trying to flee Hitler pre War. Ship of the Damned is only one example.
Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (E4rtv)
Instead, of "Margaret, I really don't care..." I want to hear, "Go fuck yourself." It doesn't mean we can't explain why they should go fuck themselves, but that's all we owe them anymore.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 05, 2026 02:12 PM (fZiTB)
"Argo F* yourself" works, too. Especially this month.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 02:51 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 05, 2026 02:41 PM (XMwZJ)
This.
Posted by: Emmie at March 05, 2026 02:52 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2026 02:31 PM (jtM2q)
I'm hearing it was the $200 million she spent on ads. It always seemed to me that the ads were fine, but it would have made more sense to do them in Spanish and put them on Spanish networks. Not a lot of illegal aliens watching Fox News.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 05, 2026 02:53 PM (eStot)
I don't know anything about anything, so does this mean that those 1000+ habeas cases will vanish? I think some Minnesota judges were using habeas to gum up the deportation process.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 03:07 PM (pAy1S)
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 05, 2026 03:24 PM (Kt19C)
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