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Virginia Judge: It's Unconstititional To Ban That a Repeat Convicted Child Sex Offender from Loitering Outside a Children's Swimming Pool

The judge is so determined to set the pedophile free to molest children that he's decided that it's "unconstitutional" to mandate that a repeat sex offender who has admitted he gets off on exposing himself to children can't, well, go into the YWMC lockers when little girls are present and expose himself.

He insists that the pedophile maintains that right, and that anyone attempting to restrict him via the sex offender registry is violating the Constitution.

You may say, well at least Virginia will appeal this ruling.

Except the guy appealing it will be the incompetent DEI disaster Jay Jones who proudly wishes for his political opponents' children to be murdered.

Even if he were to appeal it legitimately and not deliberately tank it -- he'd wind up tanking it, because he's an incompetent who only has his position and his law degree due to DEI and white guilt.

This is where we are now -- pedophiles have a right to go into your children's locker rooms and show them their dick and balls.

Registered sex offender Richard Cox is facing charges in Arlington County for exposing himself to women and girls in school locker rooms, but the case was thrown out by an Arlington County Circuit Court judge.

For months in 2024, Cox used women's locker rooms in Fairfax County and Arlington County. Those two counties allow people to use bathrooms and locker rooms based on their chosen gender identity.

Cox claims he's a transgender woman.

"My civil rights as a transgender person allow me to use a public facility, including restrooms and changing rooms that identify as my gender," Cox can be heard saying to Fairfax County police in November 2024 on a police body-worn camera that 7News obtained.

Although Fairfax County police never arrested the registered sex offender for exposing himself to women and girls in rec center locker rooms throughout the county, Arlington County police did.

In 2024, Cox used women's locker rooms in two high schools and a county fitness center in Arlington.

For that, the Arlington Commonwealth's Attorney Parisa Dehghani-Tafti's office indicted the sex offender for loitering within 100 feet of schools and child swim and gymnastics classes, and exposing himself to women and girls in the locker rooms.

Cox asked a judge for the indictments to be dismissed and that's what happened.

Judge Daniel Lopez ruled the Virginia law under which Cox is being prosecuted void for vagueness under the Fourteenth Amendment.

...

The judge's core reasoning is that the statute criminalizes "loitering" within 100 feet of schools and child day programs by some convicted sex offenders, but does not define "loitering" or give standards for when it becomes a felony.

Loitering has a long-established legal meaning -- it means contriving to remain present at a place without having any legitimate business there. If you are barred by law from entering a child's swimming center, you cannot hang around the doors waiting for kids to come out. Because, what is your legitimate business at this place? You have none. You are barred from entry. Why are you there, then?

This is a significant ruling because it not only found an issue with how the statute was applied to Cox. It says the statute itself is constitutionally defective.

The Arlington prosecutor disagrees with the judge's decision and appealed.

The Court of Appeals accepted the case, and now Virginia Attorney General Jay Jones will represent the commonwealth on appeal.

Great.


For now, everything in the Arlington trial court is on hold.

Separately, Cox was recently convicted by a jury for possessing child pornography, which Arlington police found when they arrested him at Barcroft Sports and Fitness Center.

He brought the child porn to the children's locker rooms. Great.


Meanwhile, in Fairfax County, Cox is charged with sexually assaulting a woman in 1988.

"I want to see justice served," the victim told 7News Reporter Nick Minock.

Note he's been a rapist and a child sexual material offender from before he "became transgender."

Completely unrelated:

He may be the Communist darling of left-wing livestreaming, but when the cameras are off, the real Hasan Piker is shallow and sex-driven, sources claim.

Although he recently debuted a more serious image, donning spectacles and suits for his broadcasts, those close to the 34-year-old told The Post he's still a pervy, porn-obsessed frat boy -- impulses they say get in the way of him ever realizing his goal of making it in the mainstream.

"Off camera he is very stiff and impersonal. I can't tell how much of what he says he actually believes. He definitely leverages it to creep on women," a former pal told The Post.

Sources noted Piker regularly boasts about receiving nude photos from fans and how he claims to watch porn on a laptop dedicated to that purpose propped up on his chest so he can "still see" his penis.

Piker -- who this week was banned from speaking in the UK over his extreme left-wing views -- was born in New Jersey but grew up in Istanbul, Turkey, from where his parents hail.

Sources told The Post the Piker family is wealthy, but aside from a picture of a younger Hasan on a horse in full riding gear, which he himself posted, few details of his early life are known. He has said he grew up "horny in a repressed culture," until his dad allegedly helped him dodge the mandatory Turkish military draft so he could attend college in the US.

At age 18 in 2009, Piker came to Miami, where after "partying too hard" and scoring a dismal grade point average of just 2.9, his mother, Ülker Sedef Piker, made him transfer to Rutgers, where she had studied art history.

Piker joined a fraternity, Theta Delta Chi, and thoroughly embraced the frat boy lifestyle. In 2012, he wrote on Twitter: "The Bible for our senior year ... 30 reasons to go for freshman chicks," with a link to a sexually explicit article on TotalFratMove.com. He graduated the following year with a degree in political science.

Piker loved the college lifestyle so much that when he moved to Los Angeles after college, he aimed to start a Theta Delta Chi frat house there. However, he instead went to work for his uncle, Cenk Uygur, at the Young Turks, an independent left-wing broadcast network.

Enjoying his first taste of being a nepo baby, Piker was heavily promoted on the channel and his show "The Breakdown" became a success, leading to him gaining the title "woke bae" around the network.

Piker has admitted going to a brothel in Germany called "Artemis."

The Artemis whorehouse engages in sex trafficking and sexual imprisonment.

Prostitution is legal in Germany but police charge that the four-storey brothel complex constituted a "brutal and illegal" system that severely exploited dependent women.

Probably just bad luck that he chose this brothel out of Germany's many brothels.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:34 PM




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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (IYeV+)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (za/Bf)

3 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (3TlS+)

4 Yessiree.

Posted by: L - No nic at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (NFX2v)

5 Self-help it is, then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 05:36 PM (dK+Kv)

6 I loved/s this comment following the article on Hasan Puker uhhh, Piker:

Brothels are legal in Germany as is sex work.

Even if the legal sex worker Hasan had intercourse with was involved in illegal activity that's hardly Hasan's fault or responsibility.

I think you're being small, petty and silly with this post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:37 PM (OYsYV)

7 "Love is love"

Posted by: Some corrupt judge at June 03, 2026 05:38 PM (C3pSe)

Democrats Nominate Al Qaeda and Hamas-Linked Advocate for the WTC Bombing Mastermind for Congress

January 6th protesters stole a chair and a coat-rack so MAGA must be purged.

Meanwhile, Democrats are electing actual Al Qaeda terrorists.

This cannot go on. And the good/bad news is-- it will not.

Via David Strom:


Joel Mowbray
@joelmowbray

BREAKING -- A protege of the Jihadist behind the World Trade Center bombing, Adam Hamawy, has been declared the WINNER of the Dem primary in the solid Blue district.

Hamawy's mentor was Omar Abdel Rahman, known as the Blind Sheikh, who was close with Osama bin Laden.

...

Because it was such a crowded field, Hamawy got thru with just over a quarter of the vote. And since the district is very blue (61% for Kamala), this unrepentant Islamist will join Congress -- unless national Democrats can somehow force him aside.

They won't. They're all in. The Communists and Terrorists have, get this, joined forces.

Some good news from beckster: One of Gavin Newsom's gerrymandered seats just backfired.

Apparently -- remember, the Third World State of California takes weeks to count votes so who knows what the Mail-In Votes from Somalia will show.

But assuming that current vote totals are indicative of the Somali Mail-In vote...

Rather than producing a Democrat, the new seat will produce either a Republican or a former Republican who switched to "Indpendent" just for this race who caucuses with Republicans.

Because those two men made it through the jungle primary and now face each other in the general.

Overton
@overton_news
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5h
Gavin Newsom's own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

California's 6th Congressional district -- that was recently "redrawn" by Newsom to help Democrats -- now has an independent and a Republican in the top two spots to advance in the primary.

CNN: "California's 6th Congressional district right now, this is one of the districts that was redrawn because Democrats thought it would be a good pickup opportunity."

"Kevin Kiley is the incumbent. He's an independent now, but he was a Republican, and he's definitely not a Democrat."

"And the first two people in this race right now, and the top two advance, are the independent and the Republicans, NOT the Democrat."

"Still, only 50% counted right now. But how nervous are Democrats here that they might be boxed out of this district they DREW as a pickup?"

This might go down as one of Newsom's most brutal self-inflicted owns of all time.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Middle?

Posted by: IS Roth at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (ZhZg4)

2 But we are supposed to reach across the aisle with these people?

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (Dd38x)

3 we are all centrists now

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

4 CENTERED

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (6wpGE)

5 CA-6 will pull it out for the D

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (zzyH0)

6 Hey at least they are letting everyone know where they stand with this stuff. I mean they are letting their freak fly out in public now and not even trying to hide it any longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (0N4FZ)

7 "around" That is the reach they are hoping for

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

8
Om.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (amcLV)

9 The Dems name in the Cali district is Richard Pan . Dick Pan . I don't know why that makes me laugh but it does

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (gQKJe)

10 no

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (jrgJz)

11 It's the Red-Green Alliance. Both the Commies and the Mohammadans hate Christianity and Western Civilization, so it's a marriage of convenience.

The Commies think that they can control the Mohammadans. The Commies will be able to do so because they don't understand religious people.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 03, 2026 04:37 PM (ksbjf)

12 >>>Meanwhile, Democrats are electing actual Al Qaeda terrorists.
This cannot go on. And the good/bad news is-- it will not.

Why not?

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:37 PM (6wpGE)

13 This falls into the same category as Mark Carney (Canadian Gnome PM) placing a very demonstrative pro-Hezbollah representative on the Committee to combat antisemitism.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (dIske)

14 Stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (w3u3d)

15 My new Congressman (the November election is a pure formality in this district). This, in a town that lost a half dozen people to 9/11, including one of my best friends. Democrats are evil.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (Ls7pS)

16 I don't understand how this happens. People have always told me what a wonderful place New Jersey is and full of wonderful people who love America and only want what's best for the country.

Posted by: The Jersey Devil at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (IqKsT)

17 Lord, Who createdst man in wealth and store,
Though foolishly he lost the same,
Decaying more and more,
Till he became
Most poore:
With Thee O let me rise,
As larks, harmoniously,
And sing this day Thy victories:
Then shall the fall further the flight in me.

My tender age in sorrow did beginne;
And still with sicknesses and shame
Thou didst so punish sinne,
That I became
Most thinne.
With Thee
Let me combine,
And feel this day Thy victorie;
For, if I imp my wing on Thine,
Affliction shall advance the flight in me.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (w8dnx)

18 14 Stuck in the middle with you
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM

Jokers to the left of us. Clowns to the left of us, too.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:39 PM (Dd38x)

19 ATIFA is so centered, yo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

20
Muzziecommiepedoblms for the win!

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (Y8DZL)

21 Also boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

22 ���

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (UjdFS)

23 19 ATIFA is so centered, yo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

Would you like to buy an N?

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:41 PM (6wpGE)

24 Ace must be using Ozempic on the margins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:41 PM (gQKJe)

25
You ask for proof that The JOOOOOs do not run the world and are not all-powerful,

I give you Adam Hamawy.


Oh...and same dealio with the CIA. Not the masters of world events.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:41 PM (iJfKG)

26 I think this issue of a gerrymandered district "backfiring" is a live one, not just in CA-6. Depending on the electorate of a given area, in order to draw D+ districts sometimes requires some pretty slim "+" margins. Which of course don't hold in some cycles.

Those following things closely would have details. I think VA's abortive redistricting actually contained 2 to 3 very slim/dicey "D+" districts (this is what can happen when a 53-47 state is supposed to be represented by 10-1 ratio in the House, or whatever it was).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (U/Byj)

27
Abra-Kadabra!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (iJfKG)

28 16 I don't understand how this happens. People have always told me what a wonderful place New Jersey is and full of wonderful people who love America and only want what's best for the country.
Posted by: The Jersey Devil at June 03, 2026

There are good people in Jersey. They should leave, though.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (Dd38x)

29 Meow?

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (w3u3d)

30 Also boobs
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

Never not cromulent.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (q2NNn)

31 HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE MEMORY OF THE JAN 6 HEROES!!! ALL COPS ARE BADSTARDS EXCEPT THE ONES WHO WERE BEATEN TO DEATH BY TRUMP'S MOB!!!! THEY SMEARED THE WALLS WITH SHIT, STEALING OUR IDEAS!!! THE SACRED TEMPLE OF DEMOCRATHY WAS DEFAMED!!!!! adgfjERWAP'GA321
"r#

Posted by: Anotrher Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (neLON)

32 why is that blind sheikh guy even alive? i thought he had been sentenced...oh right, right. "Islam". My bad. Carry on.

Unreal. The crazy just keeps on going along and the normies get hosed. It's madness and lollipops and turtles all the way down.

Posted by: turambar at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (Q0yOR)

33 There's no post, just this box. HALP

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (6wpGE)

34 I wouldn't hold your breath......... while 55% of the vote from republican Placer County is in...... only about 42% of the votes from Sacramento County are in....... plenty of opportunity for the Democrats to dump a bunch of ballots to miraculously push the democrat to the top of the heap. I voted for the republican, who I never heard from or of before the election...... I was turned off by Kiley's game playing changing from Republican to Independent......and some of his baffling votes over the last couple of years.

Posted by: Monica at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (kjWXX)

35 I’m assuming this district in NJ is heavily populated by this guy’s fellow Islamist Enthusiasts?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

36 Get used to this sort of thing. The Islamists share a lot of ideology with the Democrats. And not every Muslim who washes up on our shores is interested in Lerning Centers or making bombs.

Some have political aspirations. And they can do far more damage to the American fabric than running some bullshit racket stealing the taxpayers money than actively moving the political party they join more to their liking.

And it's not a major pull to get the Democrats squarely on the Islamist's side. The left's takeover of America continues apace. Everywhere. All. The. Time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (jehhT)

37 Posted by: The Jersey Devil at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (IqKs

Despite your nic

Who told you that? As with other blue states we have a high concentration of leftist in the cities and the suburbs. We also have sections in the rural areas that regularly vote Republican. Mr Al Queda was not from a rural area

And yes, Mr Devil
,we have some nice people in NJ
And some not so nice people-as with many other states. Mr Al Queda is not one of the nice ones .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (n3VHW)

38 Willowed:

DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Which one, Vaccines, or AI
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
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Unleashing the US Treasury Department to target illegal immigration, cartels financial system, fraud, and access to the US financial system.

IOW, financial institutions including banks, credit card systems, investment firms are now required to carefully, under threat of severe regulatory action by the Treasury Dept., to carefully monitor and ensure that business conducted with the use of their services are done by people and entities lawfully entitled to do so in the US.

The Dems did much the same thing to the US firearms industry when banks and lenders would suddenly end credit and financial transfer services to lawful firearms dealers and manufacturers.

More at Insty.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (rj6Yv)

39 What's a henway Hamawy?

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (q2NNn)

40 The Dems in California screw everything else up so it’s not surprising they crapped the bed with the gerrymander, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (6ydKt)

41 "They won't. They're all in. The Communists and Terrorists have, get this, joined forces."

Its the same picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

42 Hamaway is pork repellant.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)

43 "This cannot go on." What some were saying in Britain 10 years ago. But it just seems to go on and on. What's to stop it? The hoary old line "we're not voting ourselves out of this" keeps coming to mind.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 04:47 PM (E2lD7)

44 also, the republican voters in Roseville are generally ticked off at being shoved into a majority democrat district......and we came out and voted yesterday to show our displeasure so it would be fantastic if Gavin's gerrymander blew up in his face.

Posted by: Monica at June 03, 2026 04:47 PM (kjWXX)

45 42 Hamaway is pork repellant.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)

Sounds like a township in Joisey.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:48 PM (6wpGE)

46 What's a henway Hamawy?

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (q2NNn)
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$20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)

47 42 Hamaway is pork repellant.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)

Pretty sure I remember seeing Bugs Bunny buy some Hamaway from ACME to fend off Porky Pig.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:48 PM (6ydKt)

48 NJ 12 is one of those districts Democrats carved out to elect one of their own. Go look at a map, it’s a joke. It includes shitholes like Trenton and its suburbs and winds through Princeton and up to Plainfield.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 04:48 PM (aLiqC)

49 44 also, the republican voters in Roseville are generally ticked off at being shoved into a majority democrat district......and we came out and voted yesterday to show our displeasure so it would be fantastic if Gavin's gerrymander blew up in his face.
Posted by: Monica at June 03, 2026 04:47 PM (kjWXX)

Yay!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:48 PM (6wpGE)

50 Just a little friendly reminder from constituents that they are tired of your shit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

51
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 04:49 PM (mYNxU)

52 I see that Ace is using the time machine again....

In other news, our niece received a new kidney today, and by all accounts, it is working! (Her kidneys failed after her 2nd heart transplant earlier this year)

Hallelujah!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 04:49 PM (SRRAx)

53 And there you go, fixed!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (mYNxU)

54 Okay, so a majority of an area of NJ are totes okay with a terrorist sympathizer being their voice. I am betting the demographics for that bunch is not Somali, but majority white bread. If true, really disturbing. Hope I am wrong.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

55
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

56 for all your PDT EO needs:

https://www.whitehouse.gov

and click

News

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:51 PM (6wpGE)

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Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

58 It’s Christmas in June until the formatting’s fixed!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 04:49 PM (mYNxU)

Looks like a butcher’s knife now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)

59 If we end up with a Republican majority in November and if they had a spine, they'd REFUSE to seat the Al-Qaeda terrorist-sympathizer as a member of Congress.

Don't they have that right?

Of course that assumes the Republican leadership have spines, which does not appear to be the case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 04:51 PM (gnNyN)

60 THEYT WANTED TO HANG MIKE PENCE, WHICH I WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED

Posted by: Anotrher Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (neLON)

61 a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

The Lion Sleeps Tonite?

Posted by: The Tokens at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (q2NNn)

62 41 "They won't. They're all in. The Communists and Terrorists have, get this, joined forces.

David Horowitz wrote a book about it before anybody, "Unholy Alliance." He also sponsored a speaking tour around college campuses labeled "IslamoFascism Week." I went to one at UCLA. Nonie Darwish spoke. She was the daughter of the founder of the Egyptian fedayeen, who was assassinated by the Israelis. She became an outspoken supporter of Israel.

Can you even imagine such an event taking place today?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (E2lD7)

63 55
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
a-Hamaway
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (6wpGE)

64 Over Ton news, they only hire really fat reporters.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

65 Democrats are already leaking national security information to our enemies through their members of Congress.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (aLiqC)

66 In the jungle

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 04:53 PM (5P5DO)

67 Now we're all tilting Left, just like dirty Democrats....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

68 Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8

I'm guessing that many people didn't know about his background , if they didn't read "Frontpage" or the "NY Post." He had lots of money behind him .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 04:53 PM (OYsYV)

69 a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (6wpGE)
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, where happiness is only a weem away.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 04:54 PM (amcLV)

70
This is why I was saying some big disaster might propel Pratt to victory in November -- but it couldn't be a 9/11-style Muslim attack disaster. As far as provoking outrage, that's out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:54 PM (n7rxJ)

71 Of course that assumes the Republican leadership have spines, which does not appear to be the case.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


The GOPe blocked a motion to subpoena Omar's immigration papers. They literally don't give a shit about anything except themselves.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2026 04:54 PM (diia5)

72 Still waiting for the 9/11 Mosque to get built, should be soon

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

73 In the jungle
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 04:53 PM (5P5DO)
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The mighty jungle, the lion sleeps to night.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)

74 Hamaway-->Hamawy

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)

75 Guy gets 26 percent of the vote and wins. Another win for Democracy!!

Posted by: Glenn at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (nvKZ7)

76 23 19 ATIFA is so centered, yo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:40 PM (xcxpd)

Would you like to buy an N?
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:41 PM (6wpGE)

I'll take one, please.

Stupid...no edit feature...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (xcxpd)

77 I don't understand how this happens. People have always told me what a wonderful place New Jersey is and full of wonderful people who love America and only want what's best for the country.
Posted by: The Jersey Devil at June 03, 2026 04:38 PM (IqKsT)
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According to F. Paul Wilson's "Secret History of the World" novels, New Jersey is a locus for the "Otherness," a cosmic entity that seeks to take over the world.

The election of this Hamawy guy is just more proof that the Ancient Septimus Fraternal Order really runs the world as they seek to usher in a new age of chaos and misery for the rest of humanity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (gnNyN)

78 Hunter Biden is suddenly all over x with a ton of followers.

I guess this is his new income stream, but in a sane society, he would be shunned and embarrassed to show his face.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (hftzA)

79 Hamaway-->Hamawy
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)

Now I want a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Glenn at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

80 Of course that assumes the Republican leadership have spines, which does not appear to be the case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Alternate theory: They are just not that into us.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Fi81e)

81 I don’t see how it’s the biggest PWN ever for Newsom. It’s not like a Dem seat will be come GOP. A GOPish seat will stay GOP.

It’s not the huge win it’s being made out to be.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Tpp9k)

82 Hamaway-->Hamawy
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)

Now I want a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Glenn at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

Pass.

Posted by: Karen Carpenter at June 03, 2026 04:57 PM (q2NNn)

83 I think this issue of a gerrymandered district "backfiring" is a live one, not just in CA-6. Depending on the electorate of a given area, in order to draw D+ districts sometimes requires some pretty slim "+" margins. Which of course don't hold in some cycles.

Those following things closely would have details. I think VA's abortive redistricting actually contained 2 to 3 very slim/dicey "D+" districts (this is what can happen when a 53-47 state is supposed to be represented by 10-1 ratio in the House, or whatever it was).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 04:57 PM (U/Byj)

84 >>>You ask for proof that The JOOOOOs do not run the world and are not all-powerful,

Has anyone ever explained how the tiny population of Jooooos (about 15 million worldwide) control the other 8 billion? Especially since everyone hates them (for getting attacked constantly or something)? Are they that genius? Is it Vulcan mind meld? How exactly is absolutely everything their fault except for the good stuff?

Posted by: DJ at June 03, 2026 04:58 PM (uosPt)

85 Maybe it's just the migraine screwing with me, but I'll join the rest in asking, "This cannot go on. And the good/bad news is-- it will not.", why this cannot go on.

Elaboration pleez.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 03, 2026 04:58 PM (/HDaX)

86 Guy gets 26 percent of the vote and wins. Another win for Democracy!!
Posted by: Glenn


That’s only in Alaska.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 04:58 PM (mYNxU)

87 I guess this is his new income stream, but in a sane society, he would be shunned and embarrassed to show his face.
Posted by: Piper
________

It's probably not his face he's showing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 04:58 PM (XvL8K)

88 82 Hamaway-->Hamawy
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)

Now I want a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Glenn at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

Pass.
Posted by: Karen Carpenter at June 03, 2026 04:57 PM (q2NNn)

O.k., pass that to me.
--Mama Cass

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:59 PM (6wpGE)

89 Hamaway-->Hamawy
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:55 PM (6wpGE)

Now I want a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Glenn at June 03, 2026 04:56 PM (nvKZ7)

Pass.
Posted by: Karen Carpenter at June 03, 2026 04:57 PM (q2NNn)
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CLEAR!!

Posted by: Paramedic with a Defibrillator at June 03, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

90 Congresshoney Luna claims she was struck by a Codepink retard and has demanded Speaker Johnson ban the retards from Congress.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 05:00 PM (U/Byj)

91 Hunter and his Ukranian both farm on X

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:00 PM (5P5DO)

92 I think this issue of a gerrymandered district "backfiring" is a live one, not just in CA-6. Depending on the electorate of a given area, in order to draw D+ districts sometimes requires some pretty slim "+" margins. Which of course don't hold in some cycles.

Those following things closely would have details. I think VA's abortive redistricting actually contained 2 to 3 very slim/dicey "D+" districts (this is what can happen when a 53-47 state is supposed to be represented by 10-1 ratio in the House, or whatever it was).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (U/By

The previous "deal" the CA GopE did with the Dems was to create all 'safe' districts for both sides thus making them irrelevant. Any change is likely to make seats more competitive and upsets can happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)

93 You can’t prove a negative.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (mYNxU)

94 Moon over Myhammy.

Posted by: Paramedic with a Defibrillator at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

95
Just minute, Ace:

In Michigan's Democratic primary, Abdul El-Sayed, lesbian communists Haley Stevens and Mallory McMorrow are all vying for the nomination.

Inshallah, should one of these these vile women succeed, Dearborn may just stay in the tent come election day.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (Y8DZL)

96 Bidens don’t have the word ‘shame’ in their vocabulary.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

97 93 You can’t prove a negative.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (mYNxU)

Can you not not prove a negative?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 05:02 PM (xcxpd)

98 I have read that the reservoirs have been drained in Los Angeles again. So there could be another big disaster.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (7T8ei)

99 This is why I was saying some big disaster might propel Pratt to victory in November -- but it couldn't be a 9/11-style Muslim attack disaster. As far as provoking outrage, that's out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:54 PM (n7rxJ)

Traffic for the World Cup might do it....Chicago had a Mayors race turn when the current Mayor screwed up snow removal after a snowstorm.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

100 You can’t prove a negative.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (mYNxU)

But you can Accentuate the Positive!

Posted by: Johnny Mercer and The Pied Pipers at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (q2NNn)

101 100

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (6wpGE)

102 "This cannot go on."

Sure it can.

Maybe it won't. But if people are so lazy and stupid (narrator: history suggests they are) that they won't vote unless there's a presidential cycle, this is how it goes on.

Also, the amazing degradation of the Dem electorate. The non-immigrant, "educated", not very political, not even "leftist" Dem electorate. They now vote for people/things they would have laughed at 20 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 05:04 PM (U/Byj)

103 Confuscius say:

"One must not trust a State where said State does not trust YOU to pump your own gas."

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)

104 You know he will be put on the Intel Committee should the Democrats become the majority.

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 03, 2026 05:04 PM (4KUe5)

105 CA-6 will pull it out for the D

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (zzyH0) '
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And the beauty is that SCOTUS has now given standing to losing candidates to sue - and that opens up California's totally corrupt system to examination. We are going to find out at the end of this California is blue, but not nearly as bright as we have been led to believe.

Would California chance that before general election by doing something so egregious here it opened up the whole system to being given a proctology exam?

Posted by: Black JEM at June 03, 2026 05:04 PM (GZYu7)

106 You can’t prove a negative.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (mYNxU)
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There are issues with it, yes. But were that true in a wide sense, there would be no proof by contradiction--which is a form that the biggest mathematical proofs often take.

Posted by: Paramedic with a Defibrillator at June 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

107 I have read that the reservoirs have been drained in Los Angeles again. So there could be another big disaster.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (7T8ei)

not again. They were never filled or repaired in the first place. The Sandy fire in the next county over near where I live had two very full ones nearby that helicopters used to shuttle water to contain it and only one house was burned.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 05:05 PM (8avO+)

108 You can’t prove a negative.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:01 PM (mYNxU)

But you can Accentuate the Positive!
Posted by: Johnny Mercer and The Pied Pipers at June 03, 2026 05:03 PM (q2NNn)
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Watch it!

Posted by: Mr. N. Between at June 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

109 It would be nice if Pratt was mayor of LA during the 2028 Olympics.

He’d at least try to clean the city up a little beforehand.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)

110 Oldcat excellent point re CA that I knew but missed. Actually I think the "bipartisan" safe-seat conspiracy against the citizenry goes back a few years, and it's national, not just CA. But in CA ironically a ridiculous gerrmander would logically make some seats *more* competitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 05:06 PM (U/Byj)

111 81...... the new CA-6 district was drawn by the democrats to be a D+5 district............ but the two candidates advancing as of now to the general election in November are an independent who used to be a republican.....and a republican.......the democrats were shut out by the voters in their newly gerrymandered district.........so ya, it's a smack by the voters at Gavin and his games.

Posted by: Monica at June 03, 2026 05:06 PM (kjWXX)

112 He’d at least try to clean the city up a little beforehand.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:06 PM (6ydKt)
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Sounds racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

113 And the beauty is that SCOTUS has now given standing to losing candidates to sue - and that opens up California's totally corrupt system to examination. We are going to find out at the end of this California is blue, but not nearly as bright as we have been led to believe.

Would California chance that before general election by doing something so egregious here it opened up the whole system to being given a proctology exam?
Posted by: Black JEM at June 03, 2026 05:04 PM (GZYu7)

There are already reports of mail ballots being burned, things like that.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)

114 “You can’t prove a negative “


Dems/msm “credibly accused”

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 03, 2026 05:07 PM (4KUe5)

115 Can you not not prove a negative?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 05:02 PM (xcxpd)


Yes, just don’t bother.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:07 PM (mYNxU)

116 I wouldn't like to see Pratt fall in the polls.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

117 unless national Democrats can somehow force him aside.

They mysteriously won't be able to.

Remember when Jim Carrey's lawyer character was cursed to tell the truth in Liar, Liar?

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 05:08 PM (d9i2R)

118 My husbands cousin died on 9/11. Firefighter. In the French documentary the Fire chief (a cousin)...were filmed looking at each other before his brother, Kevin, started up the stairs before the first collapse.

Every. Single. Time. A moose limb is elected to office it is a knife in the heart of survivors.

It's only been 25yrs and look where NYC is now. Sad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 05:09 PM (WONhk)

119 It's the Kamster here......

I am proud to announce I have accepted the offer from Brattleboro City Council to become the National Spokesperson for the "FART Tube Program"..

So, everybody lets FART for the children....

Cackle................ Cackle ............... Cackle .............

Posted by: Kami Harris at June 03, 2026 05:09 PM (OAePN)

120 Code Pink should have been banned from Congress a long time ago

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 03, 2026 05:09 PM (4KUe5)

121 The Communists and Terrorists have, get this, joined forces.
............................
That worked out splendidly in Iran circa 1979, right up to when Khomeni took power and then killed all the communists.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 03, 2026 05:09 PM (bfy6w)

122 Traffic for the World Cup might do it....Chicago had a Mayors race turn when the current Mayor screwed up snow removal after a snowstorm.

Posted by: Oldcat

Where does that rank against losing the Bears to Indiana?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2026 05:10 PM (yFLFB)

123 Everything the Left, the DemoNcrats and the 9th century Pedos touch turns to stupefyingly wretched shit. Absolutely everything.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Rabid Islamo Dogs at June 03, 2026 05:11 PM (5DfsO)

124 CNN has just learned that an uncounted batch of mail in ballots was discovered in Rep. Maxine Waters home has been found and all the ballots show a 100% vote tally for Mayor Bass.

Mayor Bass has 65% of the vote and now becomes the only name on the November election....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 03, 2026 05:12 PM (Bnw/D)

125 Remember when Jim Carrey's lawyer character was cursed to tell the truth in Liar, Liar?

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 05:08 PM (d9i2R)
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"I'm KICKING MY OWN ASS!! Would you MIND?!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

126 Here's a little something I bet you didn't know about New Jersey:

For the last couple of decades they have stockpiled blood from all newborns born in the state. They, then, held onto these blood samples for 23 years, AND FREELY SHARED THESE SAMPLES WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT-STATE AND FEDERAL without a warrant. This was all done covertly until it was discovered by a clerk and word got out.

The still are allowed to stockpile these blood samples for a long as 10 years (after the lawsuits)....and they still share with law enforcement under more strict guidelines (IOW, at their discretion)...and still don't require a warrant. So, if you were born in NJ in the last 3 decades, you are in the DNA database. And, there is an indication that this process began as long as 50 years ago.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 05:13 PM (dIske)

127 ‘ Some good news from beckster: One of Gavin Newsom's gerrymandered seats just backfired.’

The Blade, he told ya so. The Blade, he knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:13 PM (Biz1s)

128 The left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center reimbursed Ku Klux Klan members for money spent on cross-burnings and materials used to make Klan garments, the Department of Justice alleged in a superseding indictment filed Tuesday.

https://tinyurl.com/3vtkekh7
(Daily Caller)

How broke were these KKK that they couldn’t even afford their own hoods?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

129 Everything the Left, the DemoNcrats and the 9th century Pedos touch turns to stupefyingly wretched shit. Absolutely everything.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Rabid Islamo Dogs at June 03, 2026 05:11 PM (5DfsO)
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There is a common factor there: No God of the Bible.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81e)

130 Spencer just remember that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.....

Posted by: Hakeen Jefferies at June 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Bnw/D)

131 You left out the cherry on top regarding California's 6th Congressional district.

The district is represented since 2023 by Ami Bera, a Democrat, who was re-elected in 2024.
https://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/California%27s_6th_congressional_district

It was a safe Dem seat before the redistricting.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 03, 2026 05:14 PM (8mulE)

132 27 ‘ Some good news from beckster: One of Gavin Newsom's gerrymandered seats just backfired

THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES LIVES ON .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 03, 2026 05:15 PM (i3lyM)

133 9/11 mosque?

Heck, saw on X @PaulSperry that CAIR has partnered with North American Muslim Trust to “raise $2 million to fortify/militarize mosques and train imams to apply for federal security grants.”

I can only imagine what this blind sheik pal will give away to his people should he get elected.

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 03, 2026 05:16 PM (4KUe5)

134
Congresshoney Luna claims she was struck by a Codepink retard and has demanded Speaker Johnson ban the retards from Congress.
Posted by: rhomboid


Hit 'em back!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 05:16 PM (Cqx++)

135 @127 still a lot of ballots to count in that district. Kiley the independent is well ahead , but the Dem isn't that far behind the Republican. Watch for car trunk full of ballots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 05:18 PM (gQKJe)

136 So news today, afterwards.

New Jersey Monitor, 12th District Democrats trade barbs over candidate’s ties to the ‘blind sheikh,' published May 27th.

In part,"Hamawy brushed off his connection to Abdel Rahman as minimal and decades-old news. He said he was young when he first encountered the blind cleric in 1991, and remembers carpooling with him and others on one occasion. Hamawy said he testified at the man’s trial out of a sense of “a civic duty.”
...
"Hamawy, who was born in Egypt and moved here as a child, maintains he had no relationship with Abdel Rahman."

“Any Muslim is going to be called a terrorist at some point, and these tropes are outdated and worn. Unfortunately, they continue to be used right now,” he said. “These are not serious arguments, and they’re getting old.”

Reading all is recommended.

Also> FBI History, WTC bombing 1993.

(Note) Formerly a resident of New York City, Abdel-Rahman and nine others were convicted of seditious conspiracy in 1995.[1] His prosecution grew out of investigations of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. (Wikipedia)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 05:18 PM (NFX2v)

137 So I was helping the neighbor clean his garage. For the help he gave me a couple aquariums.
Not sure why...
I guess it's the tanks I get.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 05:18 PM (2WIwB)

138 It's been 50 years since I wrote that book. With a new Al Queda-aligned Dr. Hamawy character, I'll re-issue it as The Boys From Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ira Levin at June 03, 2026 05:18 PM (q2NNn)

139 Does it really matter who holds NJ-12? Or any deep blue district? No matter who it is, or what it is, the vote will always be the same: 100% Dumocrap party line.

The winner of NJ-12 could be a literal Hamas terrorist holding a pipe bomb. Or a Jewish guy holding a Star of David. Or a black guy. Or an AWFuL. Or Harambe or Cecil the lion. Or a cum stain seeping out of Talarico’s asshole.

It just doesn’t matter. There will be no effect whatsoever on how NJ-12 votes. If anything, having a literal terrorist on the ballot might depress overall voting and maybe we pick up a seat here or there.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Biz1s)

140 Does anybody have a link to one of the Spencer Pratt AI ads?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:19 PM (5P5DO)

141 How broke were these KKK that they couldn’t even afford their own hoods?

Having to use the marked down Bluey pillow cases from Home Goods was pretty embarrassing.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 05:19 PM (vTZFs)

142 90 Congresshoney Luna claims she was struck by a Codepink retard and has demanded Speaker Johnson ban the retards from Congress.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 05:00 PM (U/Byj)

No can do. They wouldn't have enough members left to form a quorum.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 03, 2026 05:19 PM (8mulE)

143 Because it was such a crowded field, Hamawy got thru with just over a quarter of the vote.


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It's a tactic!! NONE of them islamonazis can , but in a crowded field...in a blue district they dilute the vote and then push them forward! This is how Mamdani won!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 05:19 PM (GD0B3)

144 So now in post 9/11 NY you have...you know what you have...and post 9/11 NJ you have al-Quada! great job DemocRATS.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 05:20 PM (GD0B3)

145 State legislators in Florida are looking for the boot. Watering down "no property taxes" to a $250K homestead exemption and excluding school taxes isn't what voters want.

Posted by: Ann at June 03, 2026 05:20 PM (SHHm+)

146 Having to use the marked down Bluey pillow cases from Home Goods was pretty embarrassing.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 05:19 PM (vTZFs)

Mum!

Dad!

Bingo!

Bluey!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:20 PM (6ydKt)

147 It's not a completely new thing but the whole policy of members of Congress having automatic investigation-free security clearances really really needs to be revisited.

Then again, after the jaw-dropping thing of the IC snooping on the Senate intel committee, and then that committee's members leaking/coordinating nonsense to (of course) hurt Trump - all of these things without consequences - there are no standards or discipline or honor or anything any more. So whatever. I would think savvy substantive briefers would already long ago have stopped being straight or honest with the Hill.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 05:22 PM (U/Byj)

148 https://tinyurl.com/ys88hewh

California Freedom

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:23 PM (7T8ei)

149 Have read more deaths in the 9/11 attack were from New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

150 I guess it's the tanks I get.
Posted by: Diogenes


Rimshot worthy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:27 PM (mYNxU)

151 https://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

152 This the tomato throwing ad

https://tinyurl.com/5xdv5kf4

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:30 PM (7T8ei)

153 150 I guess it's the tanks I get.
Posted by: Diogenes

Rimshot worthy.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 05:27 PM (mYNxU)

***
Thanks.
Everyone laughed at me when I announced I was starting a career as a comedian.
Well. They're not laughing now!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 05:30 PM (2WIwB)

154 Keep in mind the Pratt ads are not actually from him or his campaign. They started with a supporter, who already was set up to create AI videos.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:32 PM (7T8ei)

155 This is an ad from Pratt's campaign
https://tinyurl.com/msu2t4js

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 05:33 PM (7T8ei)

156 think this issue of a gerrymandered district "backfiring" is a live one, not just in CA-6. Depending on the electorate of a given area, in order to draw D+ districts sometimes requires some pretty slim "+" margins. Which of course don't hold in some cycles.

Those following things closely would have details. I think VA's abortive redistricting actually contained 2 to 3 very slim/dicey "D+" districts (this is what can happen when a 53-47 state is supposed to be represented by 10-1 ratio in the House, or whatever it was).
Posted by: rhomboid

This is also the case in Florida. A lot of the redrawn “red” districts are very slim red. And based off 2024 votes. In 2026 some these could well be blue if just a small % of 2024 voters switch.

It’s easy to make Mass 9-0 because there are only 9 seats. But with a state as big as Florida (both geographically and population wise) or California there’s only so much juice you can squeeze out of gerrymandering before it starts backfiring.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:34 PM (Tpp9k)

157 Plus, California cheats like a motherfucker. There won't be any flips there. They will all be solid, dem- as if by magic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

158 So importing Muslims into the country who hate the country leads to Muslim politicians who hate the country? Nobody could have possibly predicted this.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 05:36 PM (Tpp9k)

159 Notsothoreau, thank you. I would like
to find the one with Bass walking down the street in a Skidrow like setting

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 05:37 PM (5P5DO)

160 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter Crashes Doctor Jill's Book Promotion to Ask Her How Much She Loves Him

The childhood stutter flares up from time to time, resulting in dementia.

Former President Joe Biden crashed his wife Jill's debut book talk Tuesday, stealing her spotlight to bizarrely ask the former first lady whom she loves the most in a cringe-inducing moment before aides could cut him off.

Jill Biden had been wrapping up a Q&A about her newly released book, "A View from the East Wing," with moderator Whoopi Goldberg at the 92nd Street Y on the Upper East Side when Biden, 83, left his seat in the audience and wandered up to the edge of the stage.

Goldberg had read a comment from the audience thanking Biden for his service, and Jill, 75, stood up to give her husband a standing ovation when the ex-president's seemingly unplanned speech began.

"I have a question," Biden said unprompted, and without a microphone, while flanked by security guards.

"Joe has a question, like you couldn't ask it later?" Jill responded.


"Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

Christmas, this is embarrassing.

"Whoopi," Jill answered, causing the audience to break into laughter.

As "The View" co-host tried to speak, Biden continued to stand and blankly face his wife, seemingly unhappy with her answer.

The former first lady eventually caved and said, "I love you most, Joe. Was that it? Was that the answer he wanted?"

"It's overwhelming, isn't it?" the 46th president continued -- barely audible without a microphone.

"Overwhelming, well, that's what keeps him on his toes, he's never 100% sure, I always keep him guessing, is that not true?" Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.

In an attempt to end the bizarre moment and wrap up the event, Goldberg encouraged the audience to purchase Jill's new book. But Biden remained standing and pointed his finger as the exit music played.


"My book...," Joe Biden began before a crew member came from backstage to hand him a microphone. "My book, which comes out in September, read it..."

"Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.

"The only thing that Jill does better than write, she's a beautiful woman," Biden declared before the event finally concluded.

Her vagina goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it.

Thanks to beckster.

Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

He's always been a subnormal-IQ buffoon.

So this isn't new. He thinks he's really accomplishing something here. And he would have thought the same thing 40 years ago.

As a self-conscious person, I cannot even imagine the incredible freedom of a being such a colossal boor completely lacking in self-awareness, self-scrutiny, shame, or embarrassment.

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp

3h

Some news in this odd story.

Biden told the crowd a 92Y last night that his book is coming out in September before the midterms.

I'm sure the Democrats will love that.

Question: What percentage of the Democrat Party do you believe is praying to their Dark Lord Satan for Joe Biden's speedy demise?

You know, Democrats may hate the Bidens' continued insistence on being feted, but Democrats also PROMISED Joe Biden that if he withdrew from the race he's be feted by the party for eternity as the Man Who Loved Democracy So Much He Sacrificed Himself to Save It.

How do they reconcile that?

Oh right -- they were lying. Of course.

I guess that wasn't such a puzzler, was it? No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 03:29 PM (IYeV+)

2 Elder Abuse.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (qFwJc)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

4 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: King Lear at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (KOF8G)

5 Ruprecht loves to crash book promotions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

6 4 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: King Lear at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (KOF8G)

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KILLIAN!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:32 PM (KbEzc)

7 Describing typical mid-stage dementia behaviors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)

8 81 million votes......

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (FtULh)

9 Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

He's always been a subnormal-IQ buffoon.

So this isn't new. He thinks he's really accomplishing something here.



His dementia addled brain still can't handle the fact that he's not the center of attention anymore. Jill is stealing his limelight and he thinks there's something he should be doing about it, but isn't sure what.

Just wait until you see her when Joe finally kicks the bucket.


You thought the McCain funeral hasn't ended yet..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

10 lol omg I almost feel sorry for him

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

11 What happened to Biden's terminal Sympathy cancer?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (bNf8H)

12 2WAY
@2waytvapp
“I still find it a complete mystery what Dr. Biden is doing on this book tour,” says @MarkHalperin, “besides sending the message to Democrats who think the Bidens are selfish and unable to recognize that their continued presence on the stage is hurting the Democratic Party..l
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Tee hee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

13 I died of cringe. I'm a ghost now.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (YwEeS)

14 I'm laughing at this like last thread someone was laughing at Ramen fake-crying

it's actually BEAUTIFUL

well done, Joetato

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)

15 >>5 Ruprecht loves to crash book promotions.

lol. do we need the genital cuff?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (1wjle)

16
And now on this episode of "Dr. Jill"....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (O0L8i)

17 Joe Biden drove his first wife to suicide over Jill so you know to be honest I'll say he loves her. Well, the whatever love is in the black fetid organ in his chest at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

18 The scary thing is he was probably smarter than Kameltoe Harris.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Mx+TJ)

19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

20 I've never seen a man age like Joe Biden.

Look at pictures of him on the debate stage in 2008 and 2012. Basically the same guy. Now compare 2012 to 2016. Stark difference. Now do 2016 to 2020. Shocking difference. Now do 2020-2024. Ghastly.

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (qmxL/)

21 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

22 LOL imagine he has no book coming out in September.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

23 Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt.

My favorite Biden moment was when he bragged about getting little black girls to rub his legs.

That's not creepy at all Joe...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

24 Super ager! Ran rings around his assistants; or was it pooped rings around them? Ahhh, same thing. Go bang your pots together Joe. Keep fighting that stage 5 super cancer!

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (6+ehB)

25 19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?


probably me and something from IT Crowd

maybe Jill should turn him off and on again?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

26 19 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

======

I'd tell you, but you wouldn't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (KbEzc)

27 The scary thing is he was probably smarter than Kameltoe Harris.

Joe, before dementia, had a pretty ordinary intellect.

Kamala though even when she's off the bottle and the weed is an idiot.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)

28 Aw, she answered all the questions! I smell a trip to Waffle House.

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (AIeKI)

29 21 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

well sure all of them also have dementia like Joe

and/or are grasping hoors like Jill

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (j+aD2)

30 "Overwhelming, well, that's what keeps him on his toes, he's never 100% sure, I always keep him guessing, is that not true?" Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.



That's the sign of a lifetime of abuse.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (xbf8A)

31
LOL imagine he has no book coming out in September.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

_____________

"Warehouse Fire Claims Every Copy of Biden Book"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (O0L8i)

32 They still haven't announced the value of the book advance that these *supposedly* persona non grata dingleturds on the ass of oxygen intake received, but estimates were upwards of 30 million.

Remember how they were "headed to the poor house"? Uh huh.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (vQBGy)

33 Addendum to my last. Actually, I went back and looked AFTER posting that.

Biden 2008 vs 2012 is a big difference. His face is stretched like the Joker.

But then in 2016 he looks closer to "slightly older version of 2008" Biden.

Then in 2020 he looks like "slightly older version of 2012 Biden"

Then in 2024 he looks like death.

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (qmxL/)

34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

35 He drank his lunch!

Posted by: Capt Shitpants at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (SsMHy)

36 Jills just whoring herself out for money... And attention...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (FtULh)

37 If he wasn't such an renal, evil shitbird, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

38 Jill can now say that she left her first husband because she was physically afraid of him and knew that Joe would protect and provide for her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (e0ARE)

39 lol omg I almost feel sorry for him
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)



It actually frustrates me there's a chance that sonofabitch will forget what an unmitigated disaster he was as president.

That evil f*cker needs to go to his death bed KNOWING what a f*cked up failure loser he was.

But he won't. He won't remember a damn thing. He'll be calling out for Beau and asking for Ashley to wash his dickie for him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

40 No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

I guess the Klue Krew feature is only accessible to those a few tiers above the cardboard membership level.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (wXgT/)

41 His brain aged like already past it's use by date milk.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (YwEeS)

42 When Biden was 'healthy' he waa a skirt chasing perv who showered with his 15yo daughter. He treated SCOTUS candidate Thomas like a street N. The guy has been trash his entire life.

There's an excellent essay out there that explains how he is hard wired by his literal used car salesman father. Worth reading

Posted by: torabora at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (XoanG)

43 Obama, going over-budget, raised over $800 million to build his Klingon Prison.

Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

44 I always keep Barack guessing too. Well not guessing, because that ain't no cucumber, let me tell you.

Posted by: Mooch at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (vQBGy)

45 43 Obama, going over-budget, raised over $800 million to build his Klingon Prison.

Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

=======

This is obvious racism against First Black President Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (KbEzc)

46 "I still find it a complete mystery what Dr. Biden is doing on this book tour," says @MarkHalperin, "besides sending the message to Democrats who think the Bidens are selfish and unable to recognize that their continued presence on the stage is hurting the Democratic Party."
______________

Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

47 81 trillion votes, motherbitches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)

48 > Her vagina goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it.


Got a witness here.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 03, 2026 03:40 PM (IG3/x)

49 oh someone made a great reference yesterday or this morning, I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

..., do you remember what that was?
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

___________

6-7?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

50
..., do you remember what that was?

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)



Did it have something to do with crows pecking your eyeballs out?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Remember that pic of her voting in '25, dressed head to toe in RED?

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (AIeKI)

52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (FtULh)

53 Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)



He can have the Biden Presidential Food Truck that serves hotdogs and chorizo for a couple years for $4m.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

54 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

55 I hope nd pray that the Bidens hng around talking talking talking until at least 2029. What a blessing that would be.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar8)

56 So Jill has the rubber g*n squad version of the Secret Service, would it not be fitting (and f*cking hilarious) if they left Joe in the car with the engine running and he just drove off and hit a fireworks factory? Undeserved send off but absolutely on point for the stupidity surrounding his ...well, entire existence.

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (6+ehB)

57
The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

___________

About to get the Lorraine Calluzzo treatment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (O0L8i)

58 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

Exactly

Posted by: Justice Scalia at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (vQBGy)

59
About to get the Lorraine Calluzzo treatment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 03:43 PM (O0L8i)




I'm actually thinking more Howard Beale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Dr. Jill shit my pants at the behest of that negress.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (KL9cQ)

61 I forget what it was, but I think it was ... making an obscure reference that I totally got.

heh. My wife gets so mad at me for questions like who's that one guy that was in that one movie we talked about a couple of weeks ago.

This is not new, so it's not my dementia.... yet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (n5tGW)

62 How delightful would it be if the guy is perfectly fine, he's just been on a catastrophic bender for the last five years?

Everyone gives Heels-Up Harris the business for being on the sauce every time she goes in public, but this guy?

He looks like he's no longer even on a first name basis with Jack Daniels because he stole Jack's wife and drove off with his Camaro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Ot/FD)

63 54 All it would take is a pillow, Dr. Jill. Everyone would think it was natural.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (5yDGQ)

Right, like she's gonna forgo that quarter mil pension he gets. It's almost like you haven't met the good doctor.

Posted by: Peaches at June 03, 2026 03:45 PM (AIeKI)

64 It wasn't me, all my references are obscure and non-sequitur.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:45 PM (rbvCR)

65 The Dems have NO stellar candidates to run in 28.We have 2 already on tap. For them to win would take a level of cheat that surpasses 20 by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)

66 Thanks for the call out, Ace!

Let's hope so:

@overton_news
·
5h
Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

California’s 6th Congressional district — that was recently “redrawn” by Newsom to help Democrats — now has an independent and a Republican in the top two spots to advance in the primary.

CNN: “California’s 6th Congressional district right now, this is one of the districts that was redrawn because Democrats thought it would be a good pickup opportunity.”

“Kevin Kiley is the incumbent. He’s an independent now, but he was a Republican, and he’s definitely not a Democrat.”

“And the first two people in this race right now, and the top two advance, are the independent and the Republicans, NOT the Democrat.”

“Still, only 50% counted right now. But how nervous are Democrats here that they might be boxed out of this district they DREW as a pickup?”

This might go down as one of Newsom’s most brutal self-inflicted owns of all time.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)

67 I'm actually thinking more Howard Beale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)


What, you think she is meddling with a primal force of nature?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (rbvCR)

68
This might go down as one of Newsom’s most brutal self-inflicted owns of all time.
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:46 PM (kX27y)



There's fifty mail trucks carrying ballots roaming around yet to be counted, so don't be counting chickens......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Was it an obscure reference to obscure references? Like a meta thing? Maybe that's why you can't place it.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (vQBGy)

70 Who do you love the most, Dr Jill?

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar8)

71 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1

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Something mentioned in the Book of Revelation?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (5yDGQ)

72
They're all yucking it up while the poor guy is standing there all hopped up on goofballs in a Depends full of feces.

Posted by: you should fell sorry for Joe at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (UjdFS)

73
What, you think she is meddling with a primal force of nature?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (rbvCR)



She's pissing of the Dems........they will address accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

74 >>>52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

in fairness they got to bed at 5pm

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

75 I was at a Catholic Mass at St. Joseph’s on the Brandywine way back in the early ‘90s whilst visiting a buddy in the Wilmington area. Joe Biden was at the mass. It was a cringefest watching him hold court with the Monsignor and other bigwigs after Mass was over. Biden has always been an insufferable turd.

We were also annoyed that he received Communion considering his awful abortion record.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (Xus2C)

76 Best.

Biden.

Ever.


https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

77 >>>Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

great stuff!

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

78 in fairness they got to bed at 5pm
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)


Joe anyway...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (FtULh)

79 In moments of cogence he lashes out at those who betrayed him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (e0ARE)

80 I'll say it again. Potato Head should hire a food tester, because Jill is going to run for Congress, and as Potato Head has already shown, you can get a nice solid sympathy vote if someone in your family leaves the mortal coil during your campaign.

"Damn straight...that's how it works." --Jean Carnahan

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (dIske)

81 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1

The FBI?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (vQBGy)

82
in fairness they got to bed at 5pm

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)



Yep. It's the early bird special, then off to night night!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Definitely do not let Joe get the one wish willow.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:49 PM (gKWVE)

84 .... what is zero tetrated to the zero-th power?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

85 84 .... what is zero tetrated to the zero-th power?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Ot/FD)

======

Joe Momma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (KbEzc)

86 When is Ashley Biden's My Diary book release scheduled?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (WNOcj)

87 I hate all the Bidens with the heat of a thousand flaming super novas, but this is almost enough to make me feel sorry for Joe. Almost.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (sFNX2)

88 Jill hates Kamala so much it wouldn't surprise me if she had voted for Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:50 PM (FtULh)

89 How do they reconcile that?

Oh right -- they were lying. Of course.

I guess that wasn't such a puzzler, was it? No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM
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Yeah, you don't need Encyclopedia Brown to solve this case....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (gnNyN)

90 Reposting for sheer clown world absurdity...

"Gemini, can you please show me some videos of Joe Biden stuttering"

Gemini:
Clip: Biden shares vulnerable story on how he overcame his stutter

Clip: Joe Biden Talks about His Stutter

Clip: Joe Biden - I've struggled with a stutter all my life: A direct message of encouragement to a young supporter

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (vQBGy)

91 great stuff!
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

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Wish he were my rep, I've got Salud Carbajal. Nancy's yes man.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (kX27y)

92 I used to drive trucks. You can't get on a CB radio these days not hear an Indian accent. And they're all great drivers! Just like me.

Posted by: Over the Road Joe at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (PBQso)

93 The amazing part to me is that people spent 2 or 3 hours of their precious lifetime attending a book tour for this person.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

94 I am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

95 Well this explains why today Democrats are screaming that PDT has had a stroke. Anything to take eyes away from the Biden train wreck.

Posted by: Jmel at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (3TlS+)

96
Gemini:
Clip: Biden shares vulnerable story on how he overcame his stutter

Clip: Joe Biden Talks about His Stutter

Clip: Joe Biden - I've struggled with a stutter all my life: A direct message of encouragement to a young supporter
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:51 PM (vQBGy)



Because he never had one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

97
Question: What percentage of the Democrat Party do you believe is praying to their Dark Lord Satan for Joe Biden's speedy demise?

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lol unfortunately for the Democrat Party, their "big tent" includes the MSM and the New York publishing industry. Sorry, cringers, your propagandists gotta grab eyeballs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (n7rxJ)

98 am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

Am I too cynical in thinking it's pure publicity?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (vQBGy)

99 Jill said as her husband lowered his head and made the sign of the cross.

Jill's lucky she didn't immediately turn red and sprout horns after that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (gKWVE)

100 Jill has to be in the top 10 of evil women of all time. radio talk show played a couple of her clips yesterday but didn't even bring up the continued abuse of poor demented Joe. Well Joe was or is evil too. I dont know if being so mentally lost has made him no longer evil or not, so no empathy for Joe from me. But that audience clapped for the evil statements, and not embarrassed, slight clapping.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (n2hQ1)

101 Now what we need is a Hilldawg surfacing. Please, Lord, please.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar8)

102 93 The amazing part to me is that people spent 2 or 3 hours of their precious lifetime attending a book tour for this person.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

They're there. Willingly.

Which proves conclusively that not a microsecond of their duration on this stupid planet is of any value whatsoever.

It's our gain, really, because every second they spend on shit like this is a second they're not picketing to force the city to paint bike lanes down the middle of the interstate, or outlaw a color.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (Ot/FD)

103 Sorry, but there is no way his appearance was a surprise...

The Secret Service would have to coordinate with the show and network.

His words however... yes... which means he forgot the script.

And the saddest part of this is that he KNOWS that Hunter is the one she at least once lusted with... thus, the question.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)

104 Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.

Your petard. It's what's hoisting you.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (d9i2R)

105 Am I too cynical in thinking it's pure publicity?
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:53 PM (vQBGy)
=======================
For the Alzheimer Foundation?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (SY8+R)

106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

107 - Joe Biden grilling Clarence Thomas for the DNC.
- always willing to do their dirty work

https://youtu.be/_2yfARRF9Co?t=119

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (e0ARE)

108 We have the best cabinet ever!

@nicksortor
1h
🚨 TILLIS TO BESSENT: Did you tell Director Pulte you’d punch him in the face?
BESSENT: “No sir — I actually said I was going to kick his ASS!”

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (3ImbR)

109 > 94 I am not clear on why they let joe biden out in public without a couple of dozen handlers. They have to know he is going to act like this.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

I think the term used when it's someone with dementia is "eloping".

He was probably looking for Corn Pop, Pork Chop, Dew Drop, Hip Hop, Be Bop, and all his other buddies from the swimming pool.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (IG3/x)

110 106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

This is -cryptic.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)

111 And Jill Biden couldn't get someone to look after Joe for the time she was on the book tour or she wanted this scene?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (OYsYV)

112 106 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

=======

Oh no...

The ewok is mobile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (KbEzc)

113 Is Ace having a stroke?


Do we need to call Dr. Jill in for assistance?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

115 This is -cryptic.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar

not if you read "..." as a proper noun.

It's spelled with a capital dot, if you look close enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (Ot/FD)

116 If something happens to Joe, I want that Corvette. You know, the one he had secret files hidden in, or in the garage next to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (wzUl9)

117 hey ... did you drop an obscure reference in the comments yesterday or this morning? I remember liking it but I was on my phone and couldn't respond easily.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjl

I dropped an obscene reference once or twice.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (WNOcj)

118 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

The Paolo does not want to be Mister Right. Just, as you say, Mister Right Now.

Posted by: Paolo at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)

119 OH.

He's asking ellipses. I get it now......OOPS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2026 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
====================
Nobody reads the content anymore! Joe was an invited guest, sitting in the audience. Ace's point is he stood up and unexpectedly started asking Jill who she loves most. To your "coordination" point, if this was expected he would have been equipped with a microphone. He wasn't.

This was simply old man dementia muttering. They're lucky he didn't wet his pants, thanks to Depends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (SY8+R)

121 114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:58 PM (gKWVE)

======

Bessent has stolen billions of dollars from Iran while he's creating policy that every major US bank will have to follow that will squeeze out illegals from the entire transactional system in the United States. And, he's reportedly taking out pillars supporting the Chinese wuan.

He can respond to Tillis however he wants.

Man is a fucking beast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (KbEzc)

122 Jill didn't have the heart to say "The Rabbit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

123 119 OH.

He's asking ellipses. I get it now......OOPS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Fine. It was cryptic for us lesser Horde!!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar8)

124 "66...“And the first two people in this race right now, and the top two advance, are the independent and the Republicans, NOT the Democrat.”

Even if the fraud does not undo this in the coming weeks, there is always the Torricelli Option. Our Precious Democracy requires that a Demoncrat always wins.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (sFNX2)

125 114 Bessent could have just told Tillis, "I'm sorry, all I hear is lame quacking. Could I field a question from a Senator who matters?"

hmm he'd be waiting a while

what did three dots say what did three dots say ...

I mean he's usually very funny

hmm hmm hmm

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (j+aD2)

126 107 Yeah, I will never feel sorry for him. He was a nasty arrogant prick when his brain worked. Don't forget he repeatedly said the truck driver that was in the accident with his first wife was drunk.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM (YwEeS)

127 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (SRRAx)

128 not if you read "..." as a proper noun.

It's spelled with a capital dot, if you look close enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


* checks keyboard *

A capital . is a >

Or am I the only one who calls a carat-mark a "capital 6?"

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (VHUov)

129 Did anyone remember Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter? How about political commenters from that era? I sure don't recall any

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (gQKJe)

130 Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

It's possibly me I will check!!

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (vQBGy)

131
Fine. It was cryptic for us lesser Horde!!
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:00 PM



I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........


So I don't really pay attention to them when they're actually used properly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

132 The real interesting thing is just how practiced this fucking slattern is at dealing with her pervert husband's inane senile bullshittery, and how aggressively Over It she is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Ot/FD)

133 131 I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........


So I don't really pay attention to them when they're actually used properly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Well, you'd say ARGH but you wouldn't write it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)

134 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

135 Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter?

Like when he was a poor Welsh coal miner?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

136 ========

Well, you'd say ARGH but you wouldn't write it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (KbEzc)




I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Give California a couple more weeks to make up votes to put a Democrat/ Marxist in the 3 Card Vote Monte

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

138 135 Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter?

Like when he was a poor Welsh coal miner?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (gKWVE)

======

How Green Was My Valley was his origin story?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (KbEzc)

139 136 I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

======




hey

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (KbEzc)

140
They still haven't announced the value of the book advance that these *supposedly* persona non grata dingleturds on the ass of oxygen intake received, but estimates were upwards of 30 million.

Posted by: ...

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I'm surprised. I vaguely remember hearing that those 8-figure book deals were shrinking, to, like $10 million. Everyone knows that book will not sell through its advance, and Jill is hardly the media powerhouse that Michelle Obama is, nor does she have the long, promising future that Michelle did when she left the White House and embarked on a lucrative media career.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (n7rxJ)

141 Maybe Jill should say she has Alzheimers

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (J7+/X)

142 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Cory “Spartacus” Booker

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

143 As a self-conscious person, I cannot even imagine the incredible freedom of a being such a colossal boor [Joe Biden] completely lacking in self-awareness, self-scrutiny, shame, or embarrassment. - Ace

I bet if he tried to make friends with Crows it wouldn't go well. Not well at all.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (glnUu)

144 Did anyone remember Biden in his senatorial days talking about his stutter? How about political commenters from that era? I sure don't recall any
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (gQKJe)
======================
Nothing ever negative about Joe came out.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:03 PM (LB3Wj)

145 Bestselling author and collaborator Lisa Dickey served as the ghostwriter for former First Lady Jill Biden's memoirs

Key collaborations include, View from the East Wing (2026): This memoir lays bare the former First Lady's private thoughts and experiences during the Biden presidency.

Hope the lady's contract had her paid in full before the book tour.

BTW, while he's uncontrollable, Jill deserves to put up with him every single day of her life, too, for what her family has done to the nation.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NFX2v)

146 No. My mom had Alzheimer’s, and it’s all there. Honestly, what kind of an asshole do you need to be to put a person with dementia through this public humiliation. Vile and evil.

Posted by: Emily at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NYG/c)

147 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)



Uh.....shouldn't she be suing the guy that recorded it and plastered it all over the internet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Did anyone ask Dr Jill Biden if Joe was suffering from a stroke when he asked that question?

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Oy/m2)

149 The Paolo does not want to be Mister Right. Just, as you say, Mister Right Now.
Posted by: Paolo at June 03, 2026 03:59 PM (VHUov)


OK

youtu.be/EQ8EksTQH4c

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)

150 Jill's book will hit Ollies about the same time Nolan's Odyssey movie hits the Dollar General stores.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (J7+/X)

151 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Another year old, and deeper in debt

Posted by: zombie Tennessee Ernie Ford at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (pY+ea)

152 146 No. My mom had Alzheimer’s, and it’s all there. Honestly, what kind of an asshole do you need to be to put a person with dementia through this public humiliation. Vile and evil.
Posted by: Emily at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (NYG/c)

It makes sense if she hates his lousy guts. I imagine being Joe’s wife is extremely unpleasant duty.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:05 PM (Gqar8)

153 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1


You need one more for a full team of planetqueers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (VHUov)

154 I bet if he tried to make friends with Crows it wouldn't go well. Not well at all.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at June 03, 2026


***
Tell me about it.
( -- Zombie Jeremiah Johnson)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (wzUl9)

155 Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received, has raised ... $4 million.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (73/SM)

If Biden could get each of his 2020 voters to donate a dollar he would have $65 million.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (TsnvK)

156
Jill wins a Pulitzer for this, bet on it.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:06 PM (Y8DZL)

157
Nobody reads the content anymore! Joe was an invited guest, sitting in the audience. Ace's point is he stood up and unexpectedly started asking Jill who she loves most. To your "coordination" point, if this was expected he would have been equipped with a microphone. He wasn't.

This was simply old man dementia muttering. They're lucky he didn't wet his pants, thanks to Depends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

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Believe it or not, "Who do you love most in the world?" seems too smart for Dementia Joe to me. The audience loved it. Could be someone forgot to mic him at the appropriate moment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (n7rxJ)

158 You could make a movie about these miserable shitbags, but then you'd probably get sued by the Shakespeare estate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Ot/FD)

159 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)


Uh.....shouldn't she be suing the guy that recorded it and plastered it all over the internet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

That's a dude, bro ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

160 158 You could make a movie about these miserable shitbags, but then you'd probably get sued by the Shakespeare estate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (Ot/FD)

======

*nods sagaciously*

A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Because of the drugs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (KbEzc)

161
OUT: Sufferin' Succotash!!!
IN: Stutterin' Brain o' Mash!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

162
Biden, who is more popular than Obama in votes received--

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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It's funny, Jill never seems to bring that up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (n7rxJ)

163 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (WNOcj)

164 Warai-otoko

Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped, Ransom of Red Chief or something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (J7+/X)

165 The audience loved it.

He could have yelled "I just shit my pants!" and that audience still would've clapped and cheered.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (wXgT/)

166 I usually use lots of periods when my thoughts tail off.........

And he probably thinks, "Quit yelling!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (d9i2R)

167 All those ass-action lawsuits never get anyone anything except the lawyers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (Ot/FD)

168 Biden talked about stuttering routinely, forever.

The Stuttering Foundation, 2015

(In part) During a CNN town hall, President Joe Biden discussed stuttering. Here are some of his remarks from the event:

"It has nothing to do with your intelligence quotient. It has nothing to do with your intellectual makeup," Biden said. "You know, stuttering, when you think about it, is the only handicap that people still laugh about. That still humiliate people about. And they don't even mean to."

The President credited his mother when it came to not letting his stutter define him. He said his mother would tell him, "Joey, don't let this define you. Joey, remember who you are. Joey, you can do it. So every time I would walk out, she would reinforce me. I know that sounds silly, but it really matters."

An inspiration, he is.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (NFX2v)

169
Did anyone ask Dr Jill Biden if Joe was suffering from a stroke when he asked that question?
Posted by: dantesed

==============

LOL, yes, on The View -- but it was a setup of course. She insisted "the doctors" all said he was fine.

What, did a bunch of doctors examine him right after the debate? Like, backstage? Or perhaps in the limo on the way to the Waffle House?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (n7rxJ)

170 Dunno. I said Jimmy Kimmel was as "transparent as a cum receptacle". Could that be it?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (vQBGy)

171 163 Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:08 PM (WNOcj)

=======

"I'm going to be on SCOTUS, ma!"
-137 year old district court judge, appointed by FDR in his first term, sticking it to the man by letting a frivolous lawsuit against the Trump administration move forward for about 6 weeks until the appeals court squashes it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (KbEzc)

172 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:
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speaking of fatties showing their ass ...

LaMonica Evers wants to know why there are only foreigners in the ICE detention centers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (73/SM)

173 I love Sec Bessent!

With the combo of Whoopie's BO and Joepy's diaper stench there were probably people near the stage passing out. Eau de sewage.

Dims out of office are like herpes, they return until death.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

174 Triggly Puff aka Cora Segal is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (J7+/X)

175 "Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.

--

It's kinda heartbreaking, maybe.
If I had a heart...

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (tG1pe)

176 Jill would be giving handies under a bridge if Joe hadn't groomed her as a teen babysitter. Now she gets to wipe his drool and his ass and tell him what a good boy he is for not pooping his pants.
Burning question: how did Joe get past security to interrupt his wife soft core presser? Even a female Secret Service guard could handle him.

Posted by: Jellybowl at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (W+TLY)

177 172 LaMonica Evers wants to know why there are only foreigners in the ICE detention centers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:09 PM (73/SM)

======

"ICE should be arrested American citizens for deportation as well!"
-Evers

"I mean...okay."
-ICE, picking up American-born communists now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (KbEzc)

178
That's a dude, bro ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 04:07 PM (iFTx/)



He titled it 'fat woman' so I rolled with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

179 "My book...," Joe Biden began before a crew member came from backstage to hand him a microphone. "My book, which comes out in September, read it..."

"Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.

Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (6wpGE)

180 From Dr Jill's book: 1/27/22, joe shit the bed and he wasn't awake. He does it while awake for the sexual kick. He did it last night in his sleep. I'm not worried, it was probably a wet dream

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (gQKJe)

181 Any person in that audience buying Jill Biden's book is by definition a retard.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (WNOcj)

182 Triggly Puff aka Cora Segal is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (J7+/X)



Heh. Just another left wing poser fake shitstick......


After looking through the student database at Hampshire College we found out that Trigglypuff (Cora Segal) does not actually attend Hampshire College. Turns out she went there for one semester a few years ago and since then has been a squatter on campus and her friends let her stay in their dorm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

183 34 So if you combine the raw vitality of RBG, the masculinity of Barack, the memory of Joe Biden, and the intellect of Kamala what do you get?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
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And super staunch heterosexuality of Kory Booker.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (xvV+O)

184 Joe Biden is the face of the democrat property.

Posted by: Dr. Jill's Vagina at June 03, 2026 04:12 PM (IqKsT)

185 Fox News, President Trump questions why Jill and Joe Biden went to a Waffle House after she feared stroke

Jill Biden wrote in new memoir she wondered if husband was drugged or 'short-circuiting' during 2024 debate

Published June 3, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (NFX2v)

186 180 From Dr Jill's book: 1/27/22, joe shit the bed and he wasn't awake. He does it while awake for the sexual kick. He did it last night in his sleep. I'm not worried, it was probably a wet dream
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:11 PM (gQKJe)

Awesome!

Posted by: Graham "Porta-Shitler" Platner at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (Ot/FD)

187 173 Dims out of office are like herpes, they return until death.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 03, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

heh

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (6wpGE)

188 Should be obviously thrown out with a summary judgement but with the politically biased judges we have these days it's possible the court could double any award.
---
Judge Cha-tuka Kaka Chunken is the judge overseeing the lawsuit to release the Biden audio tapes.

The wife of the judge that just ordered Trump's name be removed from the Trump-Kennedy Center is arguing that, since Joe was such a good boy and cooperated with Hur, there is no reason to release the audio tapes.

That we don't need the audio and should just rely upon the summary of the conversations as presented by the man who cleared Biden of all wrong-doing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:13 PM (73/SM)

189 74 >>>52 I love her claiming she went to bed thinking Kamala had won and was shocked to find out in the morning Trump won... I don't remember any time on election night when Kamala was ahead .... So... Lie

in fairness they got to bed at 5pm
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 03:47 PM (1wjle)

_____________________

At about 11:30pm - Midnight, Harris released a comment from campaign headquarters (Trump was running the table quite obviously at the time). Harris said that she was optimistic, and they'd look at it again around 3am to decide where we are. IOW, the fraud should be doing exactly what it did for Biden in 2020, come from behind shennanigans across the board. ONLY, the fraud never kicked in. I think there are a number of reasons for this (such as the Trump campaign learned to stop whining about the cheating and address it directly when it appears)...so they called off the big cheat in the wee hours.

The Bidens thought it was business as usual, and were surprised that Trump won the next morning...not out of optimism, but out of preparation.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (dIske)

190 Of course! From the Daily Caller:

Former First Lady Jill Biden appeared to admit in her memoir that she knew about Hamas’ Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attack on Israel before her husband, the then-president of the United States did.

The former first lady released her memoir on Tuesday detailing her time in the White House with former President Joe Biden. On the morning of the Oct. 7 attack in the Middle East, the former first lady writes that an aide texted her asking if her husband was awake because he needed to jump on a call with the National Security Council. (RELATED: Jill Biden Dethroned As America’s ‘Lady Macbeth’

“Then, very early on the morning of Saturday, October 7, 2023, I was grading midterms when the staff texted me and asked if Joe was up yet – he had to get on the phone with the National Security Council,” Biden writes.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (kX27y)

191 Any person in that audience buying Jill Biden's book is by definition a retard.
Posted by: polynikes


Too specific. FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

192 When Cora Segal squats, she really squats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (J7+/X)

193 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd


that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

194 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

195 193 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd


that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (1wjle)

======

Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)

196 "Do I have to remind him that this is my event?" Jill asked jokingly.
"
======================
Uhhh, yes Jill, you do. He's suffering from dementia, so you have to remind him what day it is too.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (LB3Wj)

197
She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)



Have you ever seen them in the same room?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

198 It only gets worse. Wait until, at the next event, Joe stands up, pulls down his elastic pants and does a boom-boom for the audience complete with smell-o-vision for the audience. That'll be a real barn burner!

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (oiNtH)

199 29 21 grasping hoors like Jill
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:37 PM (j+aD2)

This!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)

200 200

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:16 PM (6wpGE)

201 Could you fit them in the same room?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (J7+/X)

202 194 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground:


https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

And yet, a non zero number of the Horde would “ hit it”.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

203 They deserve each other.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (dK+Kv)

204 Is there a chapter about Joe's autopen scandal?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (NFX2v)

205 My references would usually have a sock attached but I really did check

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (vQBGy)

206
Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)



I sometimes reach in my pants then put a cross on my forehead and pretend it's Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Grasping Hoors opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Gqar8)

208 Looks like we all are in for another round of why we need to "stop Asian hate."

But not for the people fixin' to loot and riot over some Dindu Nuffin joining St. Traytable and St. Fentanyl

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (73/SM)

209 206
Did you have shit on your forehead?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (KbEzc)


I sometimes reach in my pants then put a cross on my forehead and pretend it's Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2026 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Satire is dead.

This is just a straight quote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (KbEzc)

210 Tubal

Butthole Surfers

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (J7+/X)

211 You couldn't script anything more farcical than this gibbering garbage heap of a man bumbling around at his wife's speaking event, babbling about "his book" that's coming out real soon now, that he totally wrote you guys, all by himself, for reals, no handlebars, honest injun.

Stupid old shitbag.

Posted by: Graham at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (Ot/FD)

212 The reports say Joey said he has a book coming out in September. The Dems gotta love that right before the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (gQKJe)

213 ahhhh poop nazi sock off!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (Ot/FD)

214 Who can forget the 12th anniversary of the affordable care act in 2022 where idiot jerk blowhard Biden tried to insert himself into the Obama circle and Obama pointedly ignored him? Biden spent the evening drifting around the room like a ghost, all alone. I can't stop laughing at the memory.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (w8dnx)

215 >>>probably me and something from IT Crowd


that might have been it -- what was the reference, Black Orchid?

It's killing me to not remember.
---
I have been finding, by writing everything you can remember into AI and it's figures it out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (73/SM)

216 When Cora Segal squats, she really squats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (J7+/X)

I doubt she can. I have been doing Asian squats and it really makes you notice the extra bulk in places. And I am a lot more lithsome than she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (zZu0s)

217
Satire is dead.

This is just a straight quote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:18 PM (KbEzc)



I sometimes wish I understood comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

218 215 I have been finding, by writing everything you can remember into AI and it's figures it out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (73/SM)

======

"Gemini. Make me funny. And attractive. And sexually potent like a panther."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (KbEzc)

219 217 I sometimes wish I understood comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Geopolitics is easy.

Comedy is hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (KbEzc)

220 This made me laugh, fat woman attacked ICE last fall, now suing government for 10 million b/c her fat ass got exposed after being wrestled to the ground

The ICE officers involved should sue her for having to witness and deal with her unsightly blubber. Also, I am almost sure there was some "odor" involved "down there".

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:20 PM (vQBGy)

222
A friend of mine just sent this to me from DU in a thread about Jill Biden’s book:

Not only do I miss President Biden, I miss having a classy and intelligent first lady too. Don't get me started on the plastic ice queen we have now.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (pZEOD)

223 221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ...

maybe a coloring book

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

224 Not only do I miss President Biden, I miss having a classy and intelligent first lady too. Don't get me started on the plastic ice queen we have now.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (pZEOD)



Well, I think we found MUMR.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

226 223 221 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ...

maybe a coloring book
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

Paint by numbers Rothko.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Ot/FD)

227 225 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)

Anyway

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Gqar8)

228 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)



Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

229 https://tinyurl.com/2dtnfeub
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y

She looks like Stephen Fry in glasses and a wig.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)
==========================
That is one ugly pronoun problem.

Posted by: Tara Reade at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (4v9AK)

230 Trump says he might just keep the UCF fight arena.

I may be wrong, but the over-head photos I've seen sure make it look like he's constructing ThunderDome.

Hottest ticket in DC soon:
"Live, from Washington D.C.-- RAW is WAR!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (73/SM)

231 Jill, can you wake Joe up......from The Daily Caller:
------------------

Former First Lady Jill Biden appeared to admit in her memoir that she knew about Hamas’ Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attack on Israel before her husband, the then-president of the United States did.

The former first lady released her memoir on Tuesday detailing her time in the White House with former President Joe Biden. On the morning of the Oct. 7 attack in the Middle East, the former first lady writes that an aide texted her asking if her husband was awake because he needed to jump on a call with the National Security Council. (RELATED: Jill Biden Dethroned As America’s ‘Lady Macbeth’

“Then, very early on the morning of Saturday, October 7, 2023, I was grading midterms when the staff texted me and asked if Joe was up yet – he had to get on the phone with the National Security Council,” Biden writes.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

232 My favorite part is page seven where the whole shower pops up with a little bar of soap and everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (Ot/FD)

233 228 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)


Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

234 That’s one of the few times I appreciated pixel-censoring a woman’s butt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (6ydKt)

235 Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped, Ransom of Red Chief or something.

Ruthless People

Posted by: Chuck C at June 03, 2026 04:23 PM (KOF8G)

236 Joe Biden wrote a book has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all day
Posted by: ... at June

Only if there were crayons and you weren't restricted to staying within the lines.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

237 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

238 Think of how things would be now if Beau Biden had not met an untimely death.

Posted by: pawn at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (+rSJz)

239 Remake that movie in which Bette Midler is kidnapped

And call it "Oh Shit, We Were Trying To Nab Sydney Sweeney"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

240 Chapter 11.

No, not the book, I mean the stupid bastard's surely got to be bankrupt by now without any influence to peddle besides his old bitch's manky ass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 04:26 PM (Ot/FD)

241 "I have a question," Biden said unprompted, and without a microphone, while flanked by security guards.

"Joe has a question, like you couldn't ask it later?" Jill responded.


"Who do you love most in the whole world?" Biden enquired.



Coming next Summer:

"Obsession 2: A Diaper Full Of Love'

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:27 PM (iJfKG)

242 Instapundit has link to new DOJ indictment of SPLC. Even more funding of Nazis. Why, I'm starting to think these SPLC chaps may not be totally on the up-and-up! Shocking!

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (sFNX2)

243 46 Huh? Does this guy not get it? "Doctor" Jill despises the Dumocrap party and will never forgive them for shitcanning her husband in 2024. She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

Dr. Jill's MAGA red dress on election was no accident. It was a message !

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (R1Rsy)

244 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)


Which one, Vaccines, or AI

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

245 Awww. That's so...sweet? Something.

Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (NlEaG)

246 Who loves me baby?

Posted by: Zombie Adjacent Joe Biden Channeling Kojak at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (7LfT/)

247 I am not a lawyer but I am pretty sure you can't sue the government and win* for something that happened while you were committing a crime.


*Certain jurisdictions in heavy blue areas not included.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (0N4FZ)

248 Cringe to us, but judging from the reaction of the audience -- obviously all hard-core Cleveland Steamer Bidenites -- they liked it. The left eats this dumb shit up. I think this might be a "bitch eating crackers" moment for us.

I think it's exactly the opposite. Everyone except for the sort of people who'd willingly subject themselves to Dr. Jill probably feels the second-hand embarrassment in their bones. Liberals, conservatives, moderates, they'll all cringe seeing this.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (2ocoG)

249 “Then, very early on the morning of Saturday, October 7, 2023, I was grading midterms when the staff texted me and asked if Joe was up yet – he had to get on the phone with the National Security Council,” Biden writes.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (kX27y)
---
What? She doesn't have an army of TAs to do her grading for her?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (gnNyN)

250 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

And what is about or do you have a link?

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (n3VHW)

251 243 should read ..election DAY was no accident....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 04:29 PM (R1Rsy)

252 Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.
Posted by: m

Her Serene Highness, Princess Meghan, Duchess of Suffolk, Suzerain of Montecino, Consort of Harry, Regnant of Yacht Girls,
Marchioness of One Off Supporting Cable Aspiring Actresses, ignores your ignoble insults but warns that any future slanders will be met with legal action in a Colombian court, peasant.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)

253 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)


Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers
Posted by: Rick in SK

Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

254 She was desperate for 4 more years as 1st lady. She was livid when Joe got tossed aside like last week's rotting fish. She's still livid now. The fact that her book tour hurts the Dumocrap party is a feature, not a bug.

It's more than that, she'd clearly hoped to springboard from First Lady into her very own higher office, like Hillary. Joe getting the vaudeville hook off stage put a very public end to any of those ideas.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)

255 I am waiting for the announcement on renewed tariffs on countries employing child or slave labor, or not holding sufficient restrictions on imports of goods produced with slave and child labor

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (rbvCR)

256 Alaska crazy shit alert.

Democrats found a guy named Dan Sullivan, the same name as the current junior Senator (currently running for re-election), and persuaded him to file a jungle primary challenge. So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)

257 253 Chapter 1: Huh?

Like I was saying in the previous chapter, Jack...
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 04:22 PM (vQBGy)


Chapter 2: I'll find that mysterious pants shitter
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Chapter 3: Corn Pop and other naggers
Posted by: Rick in SK

Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

Chapter 5: Falling Upwards

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (Gqar8)

258 I didn’t even know Jill was still teaching while First Lady.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

259 252 Reeks of that woman who's married to the red-haired son of King Charles.
Posted by: m

Her Serene Highness, Princess Meghan, Duchess of Suffolk, Suzerain of Montecino, Consort of Harry, Regnant of Yacht Girls,
Marchioness of One Off Supporting Cable Aspiring Actresses, ignores your ignoble insults but warns that any future slanders will be met with legal action in a Colombian court, peasant.
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL)

*sticks tongue out at Auspex!*

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (6wpGE)

260 Who do you love?

Posted by: Zombie Bo Diddley at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (q2NNn)

261 Don't criticize Joe Biden!

Obama and Pelosi carefully planned out the 2024 coup - Biden was going to be forced to withdraw from the Presidential race, and then the Democrats were going to conduct a "mini-primary" to replace Kamala with someone electable.

Joe screwed that up by immediately endorsing Kamala as his replacement, making it impossible to replace Kamala with a white guy like Barack and Nancy were planning.

Joe deliberately f***ed over the Democrats as revenge for Barack and Nancy's perfidy.

You go, Joe!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (aD4fx)

262 Chapter 4: Stuck in a Hedge - Tips and Tricks
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)


Chapter 5: The Easter Bunny -- The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 04:32 PM (XE5AP)

263 Alaska crazy shit alert.

Democrats found a guy named Dan Sullivan, the same name as the current junior Senator (currently running for re-election), and persuaded him to file a jungle primary challenge. So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)



ALASKA

{i]You Wish We Getting Eaten By Vampires and Polar Bears!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)

264 Bo Diddly was a gunslinger.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (XE5AP)

265 Nood?

Posted by: IS Roth at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (ZhZg4)

266 Chapter whatever : Water Conservation while showering

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (Gqar8)

267 I also liked Joe and Jill showing up late to Queen Elizabeth II's funeral and being peeved that they weren't in the front row.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (w8dnx)

268 Nood - the Dems need their own country before they kill us all.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 04:35 PM (Dd38x)

269 265 Nood?
Posted by: IS Roth at June 03, 2026 04:34 PM (ZhZg4)

Yes.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:36 PM (6wpGE)

270 So now the voters have two guys with the exact same name and both calling themselves Republicans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 04:31 PM (7k2QH)

I saw something on that the other day.
Some Dem operative put the second Dan Sullivan up to it.

Seems like the elections commission, or Secretary of State, would disqualify that sort of thing on the ballot.

The real Sullivan should take it to court.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

271 disappearing NOOD

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

272 The upstairs post, she is gone.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

273 DJT's EO published yesterday is a thunderbolt.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Which one, Vaccines, or AI
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)
====

Unleashing the US Treasury Department to target illegal immigration, cartels financial system, fraud, and access to the US financial system.

IOW, financial institutions including banks, credit card systems, investment firms are now required to carefully, under threat of severe regulatory action by the Treasury Dept., to carefully monitor and ensure that business conducted with the use of their services are done by people and entities lawfully entitled to do so in the US.

The Dems did much the same thing to the US firearms industry when banks and lenders would suddenly end credit and financial transfer services to lawful firearms dealers and manufacturers.

More at Insty.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 04:42 PM (rj6Yv)

274 No it's there, just invisible.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

275 274 No it's there, just invisible.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (UjdFS)

The Spirit of the Post.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

276
"Intertubes broken again, son. Ride your bike up to the drugstore and plug 'em into the tester and bring back a new one"

- Dad, 1967

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Y8DZL)

277
Jill: You got diarrhea in my book!

Joe: You got book in my diarrhea!

(Both become intensely thoughtful, sensing a new opportunity.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 04:45 PM (azNOR)

California Primary Results

Although California will take days or weeks to full tabulate the " " " votes " " ", it appears that Karen Bass will take about 35% of the vote, Spencer Pratt will take 30%, and communist carpetbagger foreigner Nithya Raman 22%.

That means that Bass and Pratt will go on to the general election, which will be held on November 3rd.

Unless Karen Bass's fraudulent vote elves can print up enough fake votes to get her over 50%, in which case she wins immediately. But I think that's too big a lift even for the Democrat fraudsters of the Home of "Ballot Harvesting," California.

Ugh:

Byron York
@ByronYork

54m

At the moment we have 58% of the votes counted in the California governor's race and 63% counted in the LA mayor's race. From NYT: "Most Californians vote by mail, and ballots postmarked on or before Election Day have one week to arrive. In the 2024 primary, about half of results were reported by 5 a.m. Eastern time the day after the election. It took 10 days before 95 percent of results were reported."

Assuming they can't "harvest" enough "votes" to get to 50%...

When I saw those numbers, my first thought was "that's terrible, that means the communist vote is 52% combined and Spencer Pratt will lose."

However...

Karen Bass is the incumbent and could not manage but a tiny bit more than one third support.

An incumbent with 35% support is an incumbent in trouble. Not all of Nithya Raman's voters will migrate to Bass -- after all, they're choosing against the obvious leftwing candidate, the incumbent, for a reason.

Also... the fact that we've established that the total universe for votes for leftwing candidates is right around 52% is bad news for Bass. That's her ceiling. It's a low ceiling.

Regarding the governor's race: the top two vote-getters were Obama/Biden non-entity and incompetent Xavier Bercerra and British FoxNews populist commentator Steve Hilton. Deranged billionaire Tom Steyr and Republican sheriff Chad Bianco finished beneath them. Given that there are still votes to count, and anything can happen in a Democrat-controlled 5th Quarter of voting, it's possible that either of those two could slip into the top two.

There have been reports that Xavier Bercerra used dubious means such as bots to boost the impression that he was the front-runner. It seems to have worked, and there's nothing to be done about that now. But bots aren't going to put him over the top in the general election -- that will require real fraudulent votes.


Other Democrats have already conceded defeat, including college teacher and the Native American demonic Spirit of Ravening Hunger, Fat Wendigo Katie Porter.

hiltonbercerra.jpg

I don't think Bass or Bercerra will wear well over the next five months.

But Karen Bass released a powerful ad arguing for her continuing in her job. (Not really.)

And this Karen Bass ad is even better!



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

2 Howdy everyone!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

3 i yam early!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (CWTWj)

4
Doesn't count, Elric.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

6 I think there's a good chance they can and will fraud up enough votes to get the deformed frog-faced retard over 50% to win outright. I don't think they want to run any kind of risk that Pratt somehow wins on election day.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

7 Five more months of Pratt just kicking her shit in. It's going to be glorious.

And he's still going to lose.

He's still going to lose, but, DAMN it's going to be fun watching LALibs defend Bass from herself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (Kdi1r)

8 An incumbent with 35% support is an incumbent in trouble.

======

It's true.

Sort of like Cornyn in Texas.

However, Los Angeles.

I don't think the point of Pratt's run in LA is to win. I mean...he seems to think he can do it, and all the best to him. However, I think the point is to break the cognitive dissonance of the middle and lower-upper classes in the city.

"I don't know anyone who voted for Bass...and she won. That doesn't make sense."

I think best case scenario out of CA this year is enough Republicans make enough statewide and large city ballots to juice Republican turnout statewide. This will make winning federal House races easier and, perhaps more importantly, state legislature races.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (KbEzc)

9
Add boiling water to fill line
Cover for 3 minutes
Stir well and enjoy

Nithya Raman

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (vQBGy)

10
Katie Porter is the result I'm happy about. She left Congress to run for governor. I don't think her ambitions are dead yet -- there are a few state offices like AG or secretary of state that she could run for -- but for now, she'll have to content herself with ruining the minds of young people with her teaching job at Irvine's law school.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (n7rxJ)

11 Self stick envelopes, self mark ballots. It's the California way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (jehhT)

12 California elections are a joke. Even Africa laughs at them.

It’s really time to clean up the electoral process and stop the mail-in ballot fraud.

But I guess Congress has better things to do than pass the SAVE Act and rid us of fraudulent processes like ballot harvesting.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (nmw7B)

13 lol at Katie Porter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

14 Well, Pratt's media guys should be running the good guys stuff nationally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

15
The scalding hot mashed potato vote is clearly only 4% of the california electorate.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (IifOV)

16 "Well people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."
-Junior

*Pappy whips off his hat and slaps at Junior with it.*

"I'll reform you, you soft-headed sonofabitch! How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent!"
-Pappy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (KbEzc)

17 I bet Katie Porter is a joy to be around today. Ms Porter step away from the mashed potatoes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 02:38 PM (gQKJe)

18 Bass is ass

Posted by: C.D. Bales at June 03, 2026 02:38 PM (HcoTw)

19 I guess Katie has to get out of our fucking shot.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 02:38 PM (gKWVE)

20 Katie Porter at 4.6%.

For the CA electorate, she probably needed to lean into the domestic violence allegations to do better.

Now she has to take her femur home and beat the servants. YD hardest hit. Other than the servants.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 02:38 PM (KL9cQ)

21 >> An incumbent with 35% support is an incumbent in trouble.

You’re not paying attention to what happened in the last election. We watch several republicans clearly leading up to Election Day. They all lost after California counted ballots for weeks.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (nmw7B)

22 13 lol at Katie Porter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

I almost wish she had got in. But the Cali 'Rons and 'Ettes who can't leave yet don't deserve that. What they'll get is bad enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

23
Hopefully we never hear anything more from the Porter pos.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (x4yF4)

24 21 >> An incumbent with 35% support is an incumbent in trouble.

You’re not paying attention to what happened in the last election. We watch several republicans clearly leading up to Election Day. They all lost after California counted ballots for weeks.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (nmw7B)

=====

First line of the post: "Although California will take days or weeks to full tabulate the " " " votes " " ","

Maybe he did pay attention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:40 PM (KbEzc)

25 When I first moved into my neighborhood 30 some-odd years ago, there were no homeless to be seen. Suddenly, fast-forward and there are homeless all over, near schools, in front of post offices, around malls...
In some neighborhoods, it's "normal" to see tweakers moving around like zombies. To see panhandlers at every street corner and near every store.

Good job, you libbies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 02:40 PM (l3cgK)

26 Unfortunately for Karen Bass, only about 9% of LA is black, so she won't get the same blue metro boost many other Dems get from the "Vote Black Unless You're Wack" crowd.

https://tinyurl.com/ypu6x6hx

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

27
Five more months of Pratt just kicking her shit in. It's going to be glorious.

And he's still going to lose.

He's still going to lose, but, DAMN it's going to be fun watching LALibs defend Bass from herself.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

=====================

I'd like to see him keep up his insanely clever ads, but at the same time focus on hard campaigning and cover territory like a crop duster.

Basura will probably refuse to debate him. He could make a lot of points on that alone. If she does debate him, w00t. Murder, live on tv! THAT'S something that 60 Minutes could revive itself with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

28 22 13 lol at Katie Porter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

I almost wish she had got in. But the Cali 'Rons and 'Ettes who can't leave yet don't deserve that. What they'll get is bad enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

Are you like Abraham chatting with God's angels over the number of righteous it would take to prevent the destruction of the State?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

29 So in the general Bass will get at least 57% of the vote. Los Angeles and NYC are done for. There is no Giuliani out there for either .

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:41 PM (WNOcj)

30 They all lost after California counted ballots for weeks.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (nmw7B)

Yeah, I am betting ALL the mail ins will be for Bass, mysteriously. Better than her mysteriously winning in November. It will string out people's attention and be a whimper in a month.

Like a fart that you slowly release so it's less noticeable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

31 Doesn't count, Elric.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)
_________

The Blade always makes it count!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

32 But bots aren't going to put him (Becerra) over the top in the general election -- that will require real fraudulent votes.

>>>

Ha! Elegantly worded, ace!

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (q2NNn)

33 27 I'd like to see him keep up his insanely clever ads, but at the same time focus on hard campaigning and cover territory like a crop duster.

Basura will probably refuse to debate him. He could make a lot of points on that alone. If she does debate him, w00t. Murder, live on tv! THAT'S something that 60 Minutes could revive itself with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:40 PM (n7rxJ)

======

He apparently went into some black heavy neighborhood last week just to do that.

He's going to campaign hard.

And Bass is going to spend months screaming about how LA is a shithole that needs massive change, and she's just the one to do it in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (KbEzc)

34 When all the "votes" are "counted", Nithya Raman will end up in second place ahead of Pratt, and it will be a Bass-Raman runoff.

Just watch.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (aD4fx)

35 We had a black mayor over fifty years ago and he was mayor for twenty years 73 to 93. Can you get past the race hustler and start judging people on performance pic.twitter.com/ToTGG2oQbA

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) June 2, 2026



Why is Kathy Griffin, at least I THINK that's who that is.......interviewing political candidates? Why would a candidate agree to go on her 'podcast' and answer questions?

Barrel scraping?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

36 18 Bass is ass
Posted by: C.D. Bales

That don't sound bad at all! Lemme just Google her and....

AW HELL NAW!!!!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

37 lol at Katie Porter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)




Mashed Potatoes UNITE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

38 LA is a dead teenage hooker with Ozempic Face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:43 PM (wBaIH)

39 SORRY
willowed

the Oregon law proposes to outlaw pest control
PEST CONTROL
roaches
termites
rodents

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:43 PM (ZxPkt)

40 36 18 Bass is ass
Posted by: C.D. Bales

That don't sound bad at all! Lemme just Google her and....

AW HELL NAW!!!!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

There's always the spawn of Beetlejuice in Chi town...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)

41 CA's elections are less legit than Venezuela's.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (wBaIH)

42 Bass is basshoe

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (ZxPkt)

43 I don't think Bass or Bercerra will wear well over the next five months.

Don't discount that a hundred non-profits will have ballots at the ready.

Posted by: L - No nic at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (NFX2v)

44 I don't know who Chad Bianco is but he has twice as many votes as Katie Porter.

That is what is called a sign telling Katie that your political prospects are dead in the water.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Oy/m2)

45 I don’t think a primary winner is the automatic general election winner if they get 50%. It’s still top 2.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Tpp9k)

46 I’m glad to see that at least Tom Steyer lost. He’s one of most loathsome members of the billionaire’s club active today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (QDJ2U)

47 I keep confusing Karen Ass with that other hideously ugly black lesbian mayor (?) who looks like someone turned a frog's asshole inside out and painted eyes on it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

48 I think there's a good chance they can and will fraud up enough votes to get the deformed frog-faced retard over 50% to win outright. I don't think they want to run any kind of risk that Pratt somehow wins on election day.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)


My dream is that Cuba collapses. The caretaker government releases the secret police files as part of the US bailout and support for rebuilding a new Cuba. Bass gets asked official questions about her role with CDR for the last 20 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (rbvCR)

49 Why is Kathy Griffin, at least I THINK that's who that is.......interviewing political candidates? Why would a candidate agree to go on her 'podcast' and answer questions?

Barrel scraping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Bitch looks like she had her work done by a road crew. If Jigsaw and Carrot Top had a baby.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (KL9cQ)

50 38 LA is a dead teenage hooker with Ozempic Face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:43 PM (wBaIH)

Heroin is one Hell of a drug!
Cocaine is better!

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

51 I don’t think a primary winner is the automatic general election winner if they get 50%. It’s still top 2.
Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Tpp9

If they get over 50% they are the winner.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WNOcj)

52 And Bass is going to spend months screaming about how LA is a shithole that needs massive change, and she's just the one to do it in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (KbEzc)

And then everyone in the room will clap.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (vQBGy)

53 the Oregon law proposes to outlaw pest control
PEST CONTROL
roaches
termites
rodents
Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real

Roaches are people too. Take Platner. Please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (ndZc7)

54 It will be interesting to see if there are more wildfires in LA beginning in the next few weeks. More epic failure could push Hilton and Pratt over the top. It's a long shot, but "events, dear boy , events"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (gQKJe)

55 27 Five more months of Pratt just kicking her shit in. It's going to be glorious.

=====================

I'd like to see him keep up his insanely clever ads, but at the same time focus on hard campaigning and cover territory like a crop duster.


by the time the dust settles, his new house will have a private data center just for cranking out videos.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (sGtp+)

56 Like a fart that you slowly release so it's less noticeable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Crop-dusting.

The horde consciousness far exceeds anything A.I. can dream.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (Y8DZL)

57 Bitch looks like she had her work done by a road crew. If Jigsaw and Carrot Top had a baby.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (KL9cQ)

She looks like HOW jigsaw and carrot top would have a baby.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (vQBGy)

58 When you wonder how all the people in the L.A. neighborhoods of Brentwood, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, and West Hollywood could vote for somebody so detrimental to their existence, bear in mind that those are independent cities. L.A. city is big, but it's the county that people are really thinking of when they think of L.A. and there's much more to L.A. county than L.A. city. OTOH, S.F. city and S.F. county are exactly coterminous.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (W5mpo)

59 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Atlanta, Philly, D.C.? I mean you gotta be more specific than just "looks like an inside out frog's asshole."

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (wGerL)

60 Barrel scraping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM


The closer to the stave, the more mephitic the residue.

Posted by: Big Penguin at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (XOeNz)

61 Just happened in Oregon - the government unions ran a couple of Democratic Socialists of America candidates against a couple of moderate incumbent Democrats in the state legislature.

The moderates were well ahead on Election Night, and then, mysteriously, as votes continued to come in over the next several days, both moderates "lost".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (aD4fx)

62 I'm just here to read the comments.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (5P5DO)

63 53 the Oregon law proposes to outlaw pest control
PEST CONTROL
roaches
termites
rodents
Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real

Roaches are people too. Take Platner. Please.


don't think of them as pests. think of them as carbon sequestration.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

64 Were CA a nation, it would be the fifth largest economy, accoding to Greasy Gavin.

It would also beat out Haiti for failed state shitholes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (wBaIH)

65 “Obviously, God wanted 5 more months of me exposing all the failures of our mayor.”

----------

Damnit -- I gotta learn how to do "AI" Ads, cause "God For Pratt" would be epic!

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (ZNDdh)

66 Like a fart in a whirlwind

Posted by: Warden Norton at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (HcoTw)

67 51 If they get over 50% they are the winner.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WNOcj)

======

That's Louisiana's jungle primary system. California's doesn't have the 50% automatic winner provision.

Text of the Prop 14 from 2010.

https://tinyurl.com/yc55526y

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (KbEzc)

68 Katie Porter aka "The Snotty Bitch"

I don't recall where I saw that, but it fits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (jehhT)

69
So the foul-mouthed dominatrix Katie Porter fell short. Pity, that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (O0L8i)

70 I'm just here to read the comments.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM


We're glad you're here!

Posted by: Yak Aficionados of AoSHQ at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (XOeNz)

71 @53: outlawing pest control could lead to an outbreak of vermin transmitted diseases. Leftists could die. Maybe there's an upside

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (gQKJe)

72 Were CA a nation, it would be the fifth largest economy, accoding to Greasy Gavin.

It would also beat out Haiti for failed state shitholes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM (wBaIH)

------------

If there wasn't a South Africa, Califzuela could be known as "White Africa."

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:48 PM (ZNDdh)

73 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

I got it. Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (wGerL)

74 >I keep confusing Karen Ass with that other hideously ugly black lesbian mayor (?) who looks like someone turned a frog's asshole inside out and painted eyes on it.
----

she was mayor of Chicago
forget the name
her eyeballs moved independently of each other, like a lizard

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)

75 Why Settle for the Lesser Evil? CTHILLARY.
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-OneNation
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-TheFrankenRabbit
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (8p8zX)

76 Narrator: Bass will win with over 60% of the vote in November.

A lot of sane people who would vote for Pratt left LA long ago. Those who remain are the biggest believers in all the left wing shit and/or vote by race/ethnicity. Blacks will vote 99.98% Bass and Hispanics will mostly vote against the evil white man. Then you have the Karens and Hollywood types who think a Republican will put all gays in concentration camps.



Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (Tpp9k)

77 Those 22% who voted for the commie candidate ain't voting for Pratt. Pratt needed at least 40% to mathematically have a chance in the general imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (WNOcj)

78 If I was Spencer, I would just promise to address homelessness and crime and that you won't rock the boat on social issues.

That's the real reason LA voters vote the way they do.

It's how Giuliani won NYC. He wasn't going to change abortion laws, etc.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (sumyK)

79 Maybe ít is just me but Ron Weyden looks like the rich guy whose face was cut off and in revenge he wanted to feed him to wild boars.

Posted by: Hannibal at June 03, 2026 02:50 PM (zbAiT)

80 Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Atlanta, Philly, D.C.? I mean you gotta be more specific than just "looks like an inside out frog's asshole."
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (wGerL)
______

It's Lori Lightfoot, Chicago. Had to google this mutant.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

81 Ace, the LA Mayor's race is set: It will be Bass vs Spencer.

Earlier last night, Spencer was midway between Bass and Raman, vote-wise, and pundits were hoping that Raman cukld catch up to Spencer.

Oops.

As the votes rolled in, the opposite happened -- Spencer started gaining on Bass, and leaving Raman in the dust.

If this trend continues to the final vote is counted, Spencer will actually come in FIRST, not second.

That probably won;'t happen, and is a moot point anyway, but by the morning it was almost 100% lock-solid clear that Spencer was heading to the runoff, as Raman fades.

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 02:50 PM (Av6i5)

82 If they get over 50% they are the winner.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WNOcj)

That’s so retarded. But it’s California so yeah checks out.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:50 PM (Tpp9k)

83 Karen Bass is the incumbent and could not manage but a tiny bit more than one third support.

"Karen Bass: Too Communist or Not Communist Enough?"

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 02:51 PM (d9i2R)

84 Like a fart that you slowly release so it's less noticeable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Pffft. Rip it loud and rip it proud!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at June 03, 2026 02:51 PM (XOeNz)

85 She looks like HOW jigsaw and carrot top would have a baby.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:46 PM (vQBGy)

I didn't know there was such a genre as Prop Tragedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 02:51 PM (Ot/FD)

86 Top Ramen's communist voters will easily and quickly move over to Bass. Hoping Pratt can get voter turn out in November.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:51 PM (IifOV)

87
Adam Carolla
@adamcarolla

We had a black mayor over fifty years ago and he was mayor for twenty years 73 to 93. Can you get past the race hustler and start judging people on performance

-------------

"Do you have any idea how hard it is and how much performance is required to race hustle, h8r!"

/Jackson and Sharpton, Esquires

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:51 PM (ZNDdh)

88 Are they COMPLETELY unfamiliar with self defense?

Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

89 6 I think there's a good chance they can and will fraud up enough votes to get the deformed frog-faced retard over 50% to win outright. I don't think they want to run any kind of risk that Pratt somehow wins on election day.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)


I respectfully disagree. As I have observed in Oregon, the infighting between leftists can be fierce -- some because they're fighting for a bigger slice of the grift (and they would cut a bitch over a fiver found on the pavement), others because they're true believers (and their politics is basically a crypto-religious cult). No doubt Raman's supporters on the inside of the election fraud machine will fall in line for the general, but I can't picture them folding and rolling over before it's over.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (Sy6m/)

90 I will say this, this is the last election where CA will be able to count ballots received after Election Day.

yes, I know DOOM is mother's milk around here, but I just don't see any way SCOTUS allows post-election ballots to be counted.

Do I think CA will say, "yeah, but that only applies to federal elections."

Yes. And then SCOTUS will issue shadow docket that, if CA wants to do that, they'll have to send out separate ballots for state and local elections, apart from the fed ballot.

Will CA go full retard and do that?
Probably.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (73/SM)

91 Google AI

Yes. In Los Angeles, a mayoral candidate who receives more than 50% of the vote in the primary election is elected outright

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (WNOcj)

92
He apparently went into some black heavy neighborhood last week just to do that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

Yup, I saw that. You know what I'd like to see him do, though? Go into the Wine Mom areas -- Brentwood, Los Feliz, Encino, Palos Verdes. Set up in the parks and gated communities where Bass Blight is a million miles away and talk about whatever the hell it is that those people care about -- social justice? Maybe point out the fraud that could have been spent on women's shelters? Show what Blacks and Hispanics have to endure (Echo Park is an atrocity) while they fan themselves over a leisurely Frappuccino? Bring a few genuine Inner City dwellers with them to lay down some facts?

I'd like to see him talk to the people who are allergic to the letter R.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (n7rxJ)

93
Chad Bianco should have dropped out and endorsed Hilton.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (IifOV)

94 But Karen Bass released a powerful ad arguing for her continuing in her job. (Not really.)

----------

"Free Hunter Biden Teeth For Every Meth Head and Mouth!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ZNDdh)

95 Were CA a nation, it would be the fifth largest economy, accoding to Greasy Gavin

Right up to the point that the Colorado river aqueduct gets shunted. CA subsists at the sufferance of its neighbors.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (JsZm/)

96 That's Louisiana's jungle primary system. California's doesn't have the 50% automatic winner provision.


exactly

what Pratt has done is frankly miraculous and has ALREADY prevented the DSA candidate (backed by the same people that brought Mamdami to NYC) from moving on. THIS IS MASSIVE

Bass will have to govern at least a teeny bit more sensibly .. if the top two were the commie ladies, that would have been it for LA. it would have been donesies

Spencer gives them a chance, even if he loses in the general.

but .. he could also win!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

97 Pratt needed at least 40% to mathematically have a chance in the general imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (WNOcj)

If someone is making a splash you can't discount him entirely because it follows the splash will continue. But counterpoint the area is retarded.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (vQBGy)

98 77 Those 22% who voted for the commie candidate ain't voting for Pratt. Pratt needed at least 40% to mathematically have a chance in the general imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:49 PM (WNOcj)

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I have no hope that Hilton or Pratt will win the generals, but it should be noted that turnout is very different in the primary and the general.

About 7 million voted in the gubernatorial primary in 2022 and about 11 million voted in the general.

Newsom slightly outran his primary results, but he was also an incumbent.

Will the general include increased enthusiasm from Republicans who feel like they have more than just a sacrificial lamb in major races?

I'd say it'll probably be enough to make it closer but...Democrats still win both races by at least 10 or so as opposed to 20.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (KbEzc)

99 I'm just here to read the comments.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 02:47 PM




This is how it's done.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

100 88 Are they COMPLETELY unfamiliar with self defense?

Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room

Not guilty if I'm on the jury

Posted by: That shit stanks at June 03, 2026 02:54 PM (HcoTw)

101 Chad Bianco should have dropped out and endorsed Hilton.

why would he do that he was a planted spoiler candidate

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:54 PM (j+aD2)

102 However, I'm not so optimistc about the general election. As buzz-worthy as Spencer is, L.A.'s Dem-to-GOP voter registration is 4-to-1 -- meaning, for every Republican voter, there are FOUR Democratic voters.

That is almost impossible to surmount.

THe Dems could run a blue dg, a yellow dog, or an incompetent communist buffoon who traveled to Cuba in 1973 and got trainng from the KGB in terrorism tactics and guerrilla warfare to overthrow the United States (oh wait, that's exactly what the Democrats have done) and still probably win easily.

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 02:54 PM (Av6i5)

103 California; perhaps Linda did not express it in a style fitting the times:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG_wa4Ysg7c


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (e0ARE)

104 Women drivers! Am I right?

This lady somehow drove her car onto Seattle's ELEVATED rail system

https://tinyurl.com/yuazn2n6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)

105 When all the "votes" are "counted", Nithya Raman will end up in second place ahead of Pratt, and it will be a Bass-Raman runoff.

Just watch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (aD4fx)

If so, it will be the fish noodle dinner election.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (qx7Zg)

106 fabulate the results, right?

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (OLWPs)

107 Te democrats cheat/fraud play is to push the other colored communist cvnt past Pratt into second so he is locked out. That's my bet. Less votes same result, no Pratt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (xvV+O)

108 I overheard a group of people talking in the airport a while back. They were talking about how they could never not live in SoCal long term. From what I pieced together they were all from there, left for college and grad school but all ended back “home” because nowhere else is as awesome as SoCal.

That group ain’t voting for Pratt.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (Tpp9k)

109 Smoke N Scan Damon always sings out "Noodle, noodle, noodle!" When Nithya speaks at the LA City Clowncil meetings.

She has nice skin, but is otherwise a well-spoken nutjob.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

110 88 Are they COMPLETELY unfamiliar with self defense?

Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

That is a justifiable shooting situation. Right up there with burning popcorn.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (TsnvK)

111 It doesn't take weeks to count votes.
It takes weeks to manufacture an outcome.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (ZEz+n)

112 However, I'm not so optimistc about the general election. As buzz-worthy as Spencer is, L.A.'s Dem-to-GOP voter registration is 4-to-1 -- meaning, for every Republican voter, there are FOUR Democratic voters.

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And EIGHT of them are Illegal Aliens!

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (ZNDdh)

113 Officer Arrested For Pointing Gun At Fellow Cop Who Microwaved Fish In Break Room

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

Sorry that is just totally irresponsible. What the hell are these people thinking?

Microwaving fish in a common area?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (vQBGy)

114
45 I don’t think a primary winner is the automatic general election winner if they get 50%. It’s still top 2.
Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:44 PM (Tpp9k)

I don’t know California law, but in Texas and Louisiana, any candidate who gets more than 50% automatically wins with no runoff.

Louisiana has been doing Jungle Primaries far longer than anyone else in the nation. I believe they’re the ones who came up with the idea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (QDJ2U)

115
This lady somehow drove her car onto Seattle's ELEVATED rail system

https://tinyurl.com/yuazn2n6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (ndZc7)



"GPS TOLD ME TO!"


Shoot her. She's a detriment to society and is a harm to herself and others.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

116 CalMatters (501c3) is the Democrat Party Pravda in Calif.
@calmatters

It always foreshadows what the (federal/Obama) party organ dictates.

Denounce Cesar Chavez.
Denounce Swalwell.
Promote Becarra.
Trash Steyer.
Ignore Mahan

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (zYHH+)

117 Dadgummit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

118 111 It doesn't take weeks to count votes.
It takes weeks to manufacture an outcome.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 02:56 PM (ZEz+n)

=======

"Asking us to count faster, in line with the rest of the First World, is obvious hypocrisy from the so-called 'law and order' Republicans who want non-partisan election officials to break California law and just speed to a result they want without due diligence."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (KbEzc)

119 Karen Bass is trying to unite LA, not divide it. That's why she did that interview with TrannyJoker.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (0e5Te)

120 fabulate the results, right?

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (OLWPs)

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* Jeffrey Toobin has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:58 PM (ZNDdh)

121 50 Have I mentioned that I was in a Rick James video back in the day?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 03, 2026 02:58 PM (wBaIH)

122 "They were talking about how they could never not live in SoCal long term. From what I pieced together they were all from there, left for college and grad school but all ended back “home” because nowhere else is as awesome as SoCal."

Nowhere on Earth indulges narcissism like Los Angeles.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 02:58 PM (ZEz+n)

123 Ignore Mahan

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 02:57 PM (zYHH+)
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How will they achieve supremacy at sea?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 02:59 PM (amcLV)

124
If I was Spencer, I would just promise to address homelessness and crime and that you won't rock the boat on social issues.

That's the real reason LA voters vote the way they do.

It's how Giuliani won NYC. He wasn't going to change abortion laws, etc.
Posted by: Sharpie

===============

Agreed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)

125 When all the "votes" are "counted", Nithya Raman will end up in second place ahead of Pratt, and it will be a Bass-Raman runoff.

Just watch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (aD4fx)

This would actually be a better play than the mail ins all going for Bass. 50 50 split between her and the other commie. Pratt gets froze out, bass edges out a win. Less outrage. Less obviously cheating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

126 Why is Kathy Griffin, at least I THINK that's who that is.......interviewing political candidates? Why would a candidate agree to go on her 'podcast' and answer questions?

Barrel scraping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Looks like some tranny to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 03:00 PM (1z8ji)

127
Oh man. Kathy Griffin looks like a melted crayon version of Carrot Top.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 03:00 PM (IifOV)

128
That's the real reason LA voters vote the way they do.

It's how Giuliani won NYC. He wasn't going to change abortion laws, etc.
Posted by: Sharpie

===============

Agreed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:59 PM (n7rxJ)




Then pull a democrat op and do everything you f*cking want because you won.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

129
Hmm. I didn't realize that shit-heel Villaraigosa was running.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2026 03:01 PM (FkdoK)

130 In TX and LA there is a primary runoff if nobody gets 50% in the primary. Georgia as well I believe. But it’s not an automatic win, ie you become governor or senator if you do get 50%. You still have to win a general election.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 03:01 PM (Tpp9k)

131 Will the general include increased enthusiasm from Republicans who feel like they have more than just a sacrificial lamb in major races?

I'd say it'll probably be enough to make it closer but...Democrats still win both races by at least 10 or so as opposed to 20.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (KbEzc)
____

I'd love to see Hilton and Pratt win. I'd also love a pet dragon. I agree they are both toast in the general. They could win a fair election, but ... hey, stop laughing, I'm serious!

What might actually be the result of them over-performing in the primaries is to draw more GOP voters into the general. That might help flip some purple House districts that might overwise have gone donkey.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

132
That is almost impossible to surmount.

THe Dems could run a blue dg, a yellow dog, or an incompetent communist buffoon who traveled to Cuba in 1973 and got trainng from the KGB in terrorism tactics and guerrilla warfare to overthrow the United States (oh wait, that's exactly what the Democrats have done) and still probably win easily.
Posted by: zombie

===============

A long, lawless LA summer lies ahead. Something could Happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:02 PM (n7rxJ)

133 griffin's wig must have cost a pretty penny

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:03 PM (j+aD2)

134 Days or weeks until the make up votes to get thectotsls they want.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)

135 74 >I keep confusing Karen Ass with that other hideously ugly black lesbian mayor (?) who looks like someone turned a frog's asshole inside out and painted eyes on it.
----
she was mayor of Chicago
forget the name
her eyeballs moved independently of each other, like a lizard
Posted by: Don Black

(Please don't realize if you covered her in reddish-orange makeup she'd look like a Mon Calamari...)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 03:03 PM (JCZqz)

136 131 What might actually be the result of them over-performing in the primaries is to draw more GOP voters into the general. That might help flip some purple House districts that might overwise have gone donkey.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Getting 2-3 more federal House races out of CA would be good.

Getting 10-20 more state legislature seats would potentially be even better.

Knock out the Democrat super majority and just kind of muck things up so the worst impulses of the party get slowed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (KbEzc)

137 Spencer gives them a chance, even if he loses in the general.

but .. he could also win!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:53 PM (j+aD2)

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I would love it if Trump invited all conservative Americans from the 49 other states to travel to Califzuela for the 250th Birthday Bash and vote for Hilton and Pratt in the general ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (ZNDdh)

138 Do not use thectotsls if you are allergic ti thectotsls.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (amcLV)

139 What might actually be the result of them over-performing in the primaries is to draw more GOP voters into the general. That might help flip some purple House districts that might overwise have gone donkey.


agree with this - it's my hope. the downside of insane gerrymandering and terrible governance

also Bass will likely stay mayor but MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know. but better than if the young Indian chick won. she's a cutout for the globalist commies (like Soros)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)

140 139 also Bass will likely stay mayor but MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know. but better than if the young Indian chick won. she's a cutout for the globalist commies (like Soros)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)

======

Slightly decent until the election.

And then she gets even with the electorate for making her act decently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:05 PM (KbEzc)

141 OY. Joe is so out of it:


https://tinyurl.com/3zj7kxn9

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)

142 also Bass will likely stay mayor but MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)

Did you have Smirnoff on your Wheaties this morning? 😅

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:07 PM (vQBGy)

143 126 Why is Kathy Griffin, at least I THINK that's who that is.......interviewing political candidates? Why would a candidate agree to go on her 'podcast' and answer questions?

Barrel scraping?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Looks like some tranny to me.


a continuously variable tranny

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 03:07 PM (sGtp+)

144 she was mayor of Chicago
forget the name
her eyeballs moved independently of each other, like a lizard
Posted by: Don Black



Groot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

145 "Get out of my fcking shot!" ~ Katie Portly

Voters ~ "Fine."

Posted by: fly gal at June 03, 2026 03:07 PM (xkbLL)

146 Days or weeks until they get the candidate totals they want

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)

147 142 also Bass will likely stay mayor but MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)

Did you have Smirnoff on your Wheaties this morning?


in soviet russia, wheaties have you on them this morning.

Posted by: yakoff smirnoff at June 03, 2026 03:08 PM (sGtp+)

148 I grew up in SoCal. One other thing prior to November that works against Bass and Newsome (the face of the Democrat party in CA), is what always happens in California this time of year - Fires, and lots of them. The whole state goes on fire and these bozos have a hard time putting out a lit match. I have a very hard time believing that they and their fellow Marxist suddenly become competent between now and then.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:08 PM (oiNtH)

149 Jesus Christ Kathy Griffin is insufferable!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 03:09 PM (THY4u)

150
From what I pieced together they were all from there, left for college and grad school but all ended back “home” because nowhere else is as awesome as SoCal."

Nowhere on Earth indulges narcissism like Los Angeles.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 02:58 PM (ZEz+n)




There's nothing awesome about the LA Basin. It's a slum built on a coastal desert. New Jersey with surfboards and a lack of goombas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2026 03:09 PM (FkdoK)

151 https://x.com/RealPData/status/
2062136596774699436/photo/1

Seems like CA shifted to the right in one of the highest turnout elections of the year.

Probably nothing.

Ignore it. Instead, just focus on the races where jurisdictions shift to the left and scream about doom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)

152 Aztec priests would sometimes sacrifice upwards of 1000 thectotsls in a single day.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 03:10 PM (wXgT/)

153 69 So the foul-mouthed dominatrix Katie Porter fell short. Pity, that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's not the only thing falling short around that ogress.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:10 PM (gKWVE)

154 also Bass will likely stay mayor but MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know.

"I let half the city burn down through my incompetence, haven't allowed rebuilding in years, and failed to deliver any of my promises to the voters, and despite many popular challengers, I still won reelection."

Doesn't strike me as the logic loop to encourage someone to change their behavior.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

155 because I'm a sucker for Dickens ...

This is a must watch add for Pratt

https://x.com/dsonoiki/status/2061846461944586546

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (9cK1s)

156 Katie porter tho lol

I hope her husband is somewhere safe!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)

157 I have a very hard time believing that they and their fellow Marxist suddenly become competent between now and then.
Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:08 PM (oiNtH)
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The only way they can become super-duper competent is through the voters giving them ONE MORE CHANCE...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (gnNyN)

158 OY. Joe is so out of it:
https://tinyurl.com/3zj7kxn9
Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)
=====================
Joe is definitely in dementia, but how about Whoopi? She looks like a black version of aged Yoda.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (RUQoO)

159 144 she was mayor of Chicago
forget the name
her eyeballs moved independently of each other, like a lizard
Posted by: Don Black



Groot.

---

Was it Groot or BeetleJuice

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (THY4u)

160 The Blade just realized that Nithya Raman's last name is actually Raman. I thought all along that "Ramen" was a derogatory nickname, like "Gavin Gruesome" and "That Cum-Stained Curry Cunt-Whore."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

161 Pratt, if allowed to win in L.A. is going to be their maid. He'll be permitted to clean up the place, but I'd wager nothing more substantial than that.

They're allowing Trump to clean up the capitol city, bitching about it the whole time, but nothing more substantial there either. And I'm talking about the city. Not "all the other stuff" Trump's got going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (jehhT)

162 https://x.com/dsonoiki/status/2061846461944586546
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (9cK1s)

Excellent ad.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:12 PM (kX27y)

163 152 Aztec priests would sometimes sacrifice upwards of 1000 thectotsls in a single day.
Posted by: far cry

"I don't even know how many 6 brazilian is!" - George Bush, weeping

Posted by: Confused joke at June 03, 2026 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

164 MAYBE this will push her to act slightly decent. a long shot I know.

Posted by: Black Orchid

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I don't want to pile on, but you do realize that she is a commie, right?

There is a reason for the helicopters when dealing with them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:13 PM (9cK1s)

165 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

How's that "jungle primary" thing working out for the Dems?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 03:14 PM (SRRAx)

166
Was it Groot or BeetleJuice
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (THY4u)



I think she had a myriad of nicknames revolving around her fetal alcohol syndrome head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I don't want to pile on, but you do realize that she is a commie, right?


yes I do

in my mind the old school commies are a tick better than the new rich kid types (Mamdami and the chick running with her in LA sorry I refuse to bother learning her name)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (j+aD2)

168 164 There is a reason for the helicopters when dealing with them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:13 PM (9cK1s)

=======

*giving the commie one last beautiful view of the natural world.*
*the sun is setting over the water.*
*orange light on the water. pink light in the sky*
*a single tear runs down my cheek*
*push*
*the scream is quickly overcome by the rotors of the aircraft.*

*quiet pause*

*I look down and see the splatter*

*I look back up.*

"The natural world is so beautiful. Worthy of saving. Home, pilot. There are more commies awaiting us."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (KbEzc)

169 How's that "jungle primary" thing working out for the Dems?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 03, 2026 03:14 PM (SRRAx)

We got fun and games.

Posted by: Zombie Axle Rose at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (TsnvK)

170 in my mind the old school commies are a tick better than the new rich kid types (Mamdami and the chick running with her in LA sorry I refuse to bother learning her name)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (j+aD2)

Rahman or "noodles" as Jesse Watters calls her....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (FtULh)

171
Seems like CA shifted to the right in one of the highest turnout elections of the year.

Probably nothing.

Ignore it. Instead, just focus on the races where jurisdictions shift to the left and scream about doom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

Too bad the next Cali Republicans to run in state and Big City elections will be the usual RINO grey matter instead of loudmouths like Pratt who can take advantage of any rightward momentum. We're missing out on a golden opportunity and building some distant silver opportunity that has no chance of fruition thanks to the construction of Cali's vote machine over the next so-many years.

Yes, there's no white-pilling me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (n7rxJ)

172 165 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

How's that "jungle primary" thing working out for the Dems?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Pretty well, so far. It's mostly allowed the Dem Establishment to keep out their more far-Left radical challengers to at least pretend to be moderate. It won't be a failure unless a Republican challenger actually wins in the general.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

173 93
Chad Bianco should have dropped out and endorsed Hilton.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (IifOV)

That's why I didn't vote for him...

Posted by: Zombie Rick James at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (l3cgK)

174 https://x.com/RealPData/status/
2062136596774699436/photo/1

Seems like CA shifted to the right in one of the highest turnout elections of the year.

Probably nothing.

Ignore it. Instead, just focus on the races where jurisdictions shift to the left and scream about doom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:09 PM (KbEzc)
________

Encouraging, but that map might look different after all the fraudulent mail-in "votes" that arrive next week are counted. Even Pratt could get fucked by late-arriving fake votes that put that loathsome commie bitch in 2nd, can't he?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

175 LOL, off sock...but it worked for the comment. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

176 bob (moron inbobnitus)

Outstanding Ad.

Hits home. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 03:18 PM (u82oZ)

177 171 Yes, there's no white-pilling me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (n7rxJ)

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Well, the point wasn't to give hope about California (CA voters need to do more than vote to get their way out of that mess by this point), but to poke fun at people who use unpredictive measures to try and predict the midterms.

So many times over the last few months have I see, "Republicans don't turn out! See this results in this state-house special election on a Saturday in the snow? It's obvious that Republicans aren't enthused and won't turn out!"

But then when Republicans do turn out at higher numbers proportionally, it gets ignored.

Why do we have people focusing on the latter and not the former?

(For the record...neither are predictive. I'm just noting the selective choice of what to focus on in comments that betray anything like objective measures, even when people are trying to make it seem like they use objective measures.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:19 PM (KbEzc)

178 39 SORRY
willowed

the Oregon law proposes to outlaw pest control
PEST CONTROL
roaches
termites
rodents
Posted by: Don Black

Holy 🐄! Initiative Petition 28 (IP 2, also known as the PEACE Act, is a proposed ballot measure that would -
Criminalize traditional farming, ranching, livestock breeding, and meat processing; redefine catching fish or crabs as illegal animal injury or slaughter; outlaw the targeting of game animals across public and private lands, and restrict common practices used to manage rodents and other animal pests.

The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.

Source: Beef Magazine

The campaign backing the measure submitted over 120,000 signatures to the Oregon Secretary of State, surpassing the 117,173 valid signatures required for it to qualify for the November 2026 ballot. The signatures are currently undergoing verification.

The bill does not entirely ban all animal interactions; it retains narrow exceptions strictly for self-defense and veterinary care.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 03:19 PM (NFX2v)

179 174 Encouraging, but that map might look different after all the fraudulent mail-in "votes" that arrive next week are counted. Even Pratt could get fucked by late-arriving fake votes that put that loathsome commie bitch in 2nd, can't he?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

========

Pattern from 2022 was actually trending slightly red:

https://x.com/RealPData/status/
2062185895956971927

"What this should tell you is while yes, usually the later arriving ballots do help Democrats, it's not only not usually to the scale that some people are pushing, there's been several times in recent years where the inverse actually happens and Republicans gain (especially in some congressional races)."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (KbEzc)

180 I don't follow this stuff so I should keep quiet,...
Aw, heck, I am a moron so here goes.

My concern is that Pratt voters are Pratt voters and highly motivated to vote for him. They will continue to do so. But Bass voters are low IQ grifters who will switch from the other commies and that little brown retard. Her vote will grow in the runoff.

So great, he made it to round two. Now they get serious. He needs something big to happen to disqualify her.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (9cK1s)

181 The Blade just realized that Nithya Raman's last name is actually Raman. I thought all along that "Ramen" was a derogatory nickname, like "Gavin Gruesome" and "That Cum-Stained Curry Cunt-Whore."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Usually when I see someone cry, even a stranger, it puts tears in my eyes because I hate to see someone in pain as I know all too well how it feels. I broke that feeling when I saw her crying at her 3rd place showing. It made me smile.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (oiNtH)

182 The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.


Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (FtULh)

183 153 69 So the foul-mouthed dominatrix Katie Porter fell short. Pity, that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's not the only thing falling short around that ogress.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 03:10 PM (gKWVE)

WE WON'T TRULY KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY UNTIL WE KNOW IF IT'S ABOUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION OR THE STRATEGIC BACON GREASE RESERVE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (Ot/FD)

184 Something like 25% of the residents of LA are foreign-born. An even higher number have at least one foreign-born parent.

Many of these people are far more concerned about the maintainance of The System that brought them here and continues to benefit them than they are about quality of life in LA.

Hell, most of them are from somewhere far, far worse and don't see the big deal with LA looking like a third-world country. It probably reminds them of home - but here The System gives them money, food and a place to live.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2026 03:21 PM (0MjtC)

185 So great, he made it to round two. Now they get serious. He needs something big to happen to disqualify her.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (9cK1s)

Like the Palisades burning to the ground?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 03:21 PM (Kdi1r)

186 184 Hell, most of them are from somewhere far, far worse and don't see the big deal with LA looking like a third-world country. It probably reminds them of home - but here The System gives them money, food and a place to live.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 03, 2026 03:21 PM (0MjtC)

=======

Tangential:

https://x.com/_The_Prophet__/status/
2061885813517095122

"Trump is using Treasury and financial institutions to target illegal immigration, cartel finance, fraud, and access to the U.S. financial system."

A lengthy tweet, but worth the read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:22 PM (KbEzc)

187 What Pratt is saying is not true at all! Why there are some parts of LA where naked hobos are not actively shooting up in front of children trying to eat their lunch! Many hobos are still asleep during lunchtime and hence not able to shoot up. Checkmate, H8ter!

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 03, 2026 03:22 PM (sFNX2)

188 "Trump is using Treasury and financial institutions to target illegal immigration, cartel finance, fraud, and access to the U.S. financial system."

A lengthy tweet, but worth the read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 03:22 PM (KbEzc)


Denied !

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 03, 2026 03:23 PM (FtULh)

189 Like the Palisades burning to the ground?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 03:21 PM (Kdi1r)

Don't rule out floods, and resulting massive mudslides, another California "feature".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 03:23 PM (1z8ji)

190 LA deserves another Bass term or more. They need to get so fucked up the illegal alien gang bangers call it a shithole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 03:24 PM (pohLc)

191 Chicago mayor referenced above was Lightfoot. I think her first name was Lori. 2 lazy 2 look up.

I thought Lightfoot was a horror show, but.. her time in office seems like the good old days now.

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 03:24 PM (RCjYY)

192 SRRAx)

166
Was it Groot or BeetleJuice
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (THY4u)


I think she had a myriad of nicknames revolving around her fetal alcohol syndrome head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Best viral video of her had her standing at a podium talking, then a fly goes by and one of eyes sees it. A two foot long tongue shoots out of her mouth and snatches the fly out of the air. She swallows it and goes on talking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 03:24 PM (3mtTi)

193 The Blade just realized that Nithya Raman's last name is actually Raman. I thought all along that "Ramen" was a derogatory nickname, like "Gavin Gruesome" and "That Cum-Stained Curry Cunt-Whore."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Usually when I see someone cry, even a stranger, it puts tears in my eyes because I hate to see someone in pain as I know all too well how it feels. I broke that feeling when I saw her crying at her 3rd place showing. It made me smile.
Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (oiNtH)
______

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at her pain!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

194 OH please, do that Oregon. Vote for it. Make it law.


Go. Full. Tyrant.


Then, every major food supplier should avoid them like the plague.

STARVE you dumb sonsabitches. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Source: Beef Magazine
That's gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2026 03:26 PM (Kt19C)

196
So great, he made it to round two. Now they get serious. He needs something big to happen to disqualify her.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (9cK1s)

Like the Palisades burning to the ground?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

================

I was thinking of a 9/11-style Muzzie attack. Then I looked at New York and New Jersey and went back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:26 PM (n7rxJ)

197 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (j+aD2

Since you're getting some crap let me specify I was laughing at her not you

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 03:26 PM (vQBGy)

198 The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.


What if the bull buys the cow dinner first and the cow really, really wants it?

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

199 Karen Bass is the incumbent Frog Lady and could not manage but a tiny bit more than one third support.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)

200 Was it Groot or BeetleJuice
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 03:11 PM (THY4u)


I think she had a myriad of nicknames revolving around her fetal alcohol syndrome head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Best viral video of her had her standing at a podium talking, then a fly goes by and one of eyes sees it. A two foot long tongue shoots out of her mouth and snatches the fly out of the air. She swallows it and goes on talking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 03:24 PM (3mtTi)
_______

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kids are supermodels compared to that bug-eyed mutant CHUD.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

201 The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.
---------

Well there goes my sex life

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 03, 2026 03:27 PM (vQBGy)

202 Hell, most of them are from somewhere far, far worse and don't see the big deal with LA looking like a third-world country. It probably reminds them of home - but here The System gives them money, food and a place to live.
Posted by: 29Victor

------------

It isn't even that they are foreign born so much. OK, that's a big part of it as they are used to the tribal / corrupt / squalor that Bass provides.

But another big part is that something like 70% of the city is on the dole of one form or another. They don't give a shit about taxes or regulations as they are immune. And the crackdown on crime scares them -- will their illegal taco stand be shut down? will their nephew go to prison? will they have to move out of their overcrowded apartment? Will they lose the government job? these are *their* kitchen table issues and they all work against good government.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 03, 2026 03:27 PM (9cK1s)

203 Go, Kevin! Gavin must not be happy:
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Election results for California’s newly redrawn District 6 show a nail-biter of a race, with the Democratic candidate currently in third place by a small margin.
Current House Rep. Kevin Kiley, who switched party affiliation from Republican to independent earlier this year, is leading the race with 26.8% of the vote as of 4 a.m. on Wednesday. In second place is Republican Michael Stansfield, who has 22.2% of the vote, while Democratic challenger Dr. Richard Pan has 21.2%. Just 1,108 votes separate Stansfield and Pan with 48% of the votes counted, according to the Associated Press.

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 03:28 PM (kX27y)

204 Rep. LaMonica McIver just said to Secretary Mullin during the hearing. Paraphrasing but you get the gist…

“You wanna talk about racism and everything… tell me why every person locked up in Delaney Hall is a foreigner?” 🤡

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

205 The thing that should've put Pratt over the line was Kimmel coming out and BEGGING LA to not vote for him during his monologue.

Then I realized that likely only 137 people saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Holy 🐄! Initiative Petition 28 (IP 2, also known as the PEACE Act, is a proposed ballot measure that would -
Criminalize traditional farming, ranching, livestock breeding, and meat processing; redefine catching fish or crabs as illegal animal injury or slaughter; outlaw the targeting of game animals across public and private lands, and restrict common practices used to manage rodents and other animal pests.

The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.


So it looks like Tofu is on the menu

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 03:28 PM (FtULh)

207 182. Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna.

Yes.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 03:29 PM (NFX2v)

208
Usually when I see someone cry, even a stranger, it puts tears in my eyes because I hate to see someone in pain as I know all too well how it feels. I broke that feeling when I saw her crying at her 3rd place showing. It made me smile.
Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:20 PM (oiNtH)
______

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at her pain!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

You actually thought those tears were real? Did you catch her words by any chance? Remember when Hillary cried after she lost -- whichever state it was she lost early on, back in the 2008 election -- because "things were spinning out of control" and she was so Concerned about the plight of America?

Raman claimed to be crying for LA, for the good that she won't be able to do, for the people whose wounded lives she won't get to heal...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)

209 You gotta be the worst end of a turd to get voted out as a communist in LA. And Bass probably has an IQ of around 80.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 03:29 PM (pohLc)

210 Ace, no love for Scott Weiner?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

211 Nood Biden up top

Posted by: Beartooth at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (IYeV+)

212 "The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals."

I watched a documentary on Jane Goodall and they showed a vid she took of the mating habits of the chimp population. When the females go into heat -- or whatever they call it -- they just bend over and allow every male in the group to mate with them. The males literally just line up for their turn. Very odd.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

213 I laugh every time I picture Hillary's victory fireworks languishing in a warehouse. So lonely. So unused. Trump should have made a deal on those.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 03:32 PM (pohLc)

214 There's something pathological about crying in public because you lost an election. Disturbing, even.

It's not like you got turned down after a proposal. It's not even like a job interview, and you didn't get the job.

You put yourself forward as an option for the people to choose, for a definitionally temporary term in office. They have no obligation to choose you, and you have no right to expect to be chosen.

Being emotionally unsettled because you lost an election means you were, and are, completely unfit for public office of any kind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Ot/FD)

215 This lady somehow drove her car onto Seattle's ELEVATED rail system

https://tinyurl.com/yuazn2n6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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These pseudo photographers, please learn to keep the camera pointed at the object of the subject.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (e0ARE)

216
The campaign backing the measure submitted over 120,000 signatures to the Oregon Secretary of State, surpassing the 117,173 valid signatures required for it to qualify for the November 2026 ballot. The signatures are currently undergoing verification.

Posted by: L - No nic

=================

If I lived in Oregon, I'd have signed the petition. Foot to the accelerator.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (n7rxJ)

217 At this point, Californians ARE voting for pain.

No other explanation.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (xbf8A)

218 The Oregon Farm Bureau says most concerning for agriculture, IP28 would redefine “sexual assault” to include routine animal breeding practices across all species and even domestic companion animals.

Source: Beef Magazine


Huh, it must be in the newest issue? It's not in the latest on I got.

Posted by: J Talarico at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (qivay)

219 I think turn-out will be the difference in the run-offs. At this point, if your are a conservative in California (or even a right leaning voter/ middle of the road)...you're likely going to sit out the primary thinking "we're already f*cked...there is no hope".

But, lo and behold, the primary results are showing a spark of hope. That gets previously hopeless sad sacks a bit of a jump start. I would be surprised to see the turn-out in the next step of these elections setting records....especially in the Governor's race. LA is a closed society where the idiots outnumber the semi-idiots by a significant number.

Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

220 If I lived in Oregon, I'd have signed the petition. Foot to the accelerator.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:34 PM (n7rxJ)
-----
If you were a Dem, you'd never a little thing like living out of state stop you from signing a petition or voting!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 03:48 PM (gnNyN)

221 You know what wasn't brought up in the LA primary? The 28 Olympics. Bass is already on record stating that she will not allow driving to any event. The events are scattered across a huge expanse of LA County. Having her essentially in charge of the Olympics will be an unmitigated disaster.

The flip side of that coin is that she can only control the venues in the city of Los Angeles, and it may be a disaster even with Pratt at the helm.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2026 04:01 PM (yFLFB)

222 >> An incumbent with 35% support is an incumbent in trouble.

You’re not paying attention to what happened in the last election. We watch several republicans clearly leading up to Election Day. They all lost after California counted ballots for weeks.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (nmw7B)

22 13 lol at Katie Porter.

They didn't have to pick up 17 percent or so to get to 50 though. They just needed a few percent to 'catch up'. Cheating to get Bass to 35 or 37 still means a final election in the fall.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)

223 I watched a documentary on Jane Goodall and they showed a vid she took of the mating habits of the chimp population. When the females go into heat -- or whatever they call it -- they just bend over and allow every male in the group to mate with them. The males literally just line up for their turn. Very odd.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Never seen a female cat in heat ? The Toms come from all over the place. On the other hand she can and will drive off a cat she doesn't like by force.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)

224 I grew up in SoCal. One other thing prior to November that works against Bass and Newsome (the face of the Democrat party in CA), is what always happens in California this time of year - Fires, and lots of them. The whole state goes on fire and these bozos have a hard time putting out a lit match. I have a very hard time believing that they and their fellow Marxist suddenly become competent between now and then.
Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 03:08 PM (oiNtH)

Prime time for fires is more in the fall after summer adds a layer of flammable brush and the winds from the interior kick up.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)

225 I overheard a group of people talking in the airport a while back. They were talking about how they could never not live in SoCal long term. From what I pieced together they were all from there, left for college and grad school but all ended back “home” because nowhere else is as awesome as SoCal.

That group ain’t voting for Pratt.
Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:55 PM (Tpp9k)

Sure but they might be in the Seychelle Islands around election day and blow it off.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 04:53 PM (8avO+)

Scorned Woman Pelley Shrieks Out

Adam Klasfeld
@KlasfeldReports

Scott Pelley is the face of the highest-rated newsmagazine on TV, and every "60 Minutes" staffer in the room reportedly gave him a standing ovation after this exchange.

The idea that Bari Weiss can blithely fire him without also committing institutional arson is naive.

Pelley did this because he has integrity-- but also because he has power.

Does he though...?

Dylan Byers
@DylanByers

#SCOOP: Scott Pelley had a meeting with CBS News leadership at 5pm ET to discuss a path forward after his protest in 60 Minutes all-hands. The two sides did not find common ground and it now seems likely he will either resign or be fired, though neither has happened yet.

He was given a standing ovation by the other communist cultists in the room, which they were eager to tell the media that they were sure Nick Bilton could hear as he was walking away.


John Ondrasik
@johnondrasik

The fact that every staffer stood and applauded is further proof that 60 minutes needs a full tear down.

And now: the bitch has been fired.

And I mean fired. CBS didn't just let his contract lapse without renewal, which they were obviously already planning to do.

Fired for cause, invalidating whatever time is left on his contract, and ending their obligation to pay him under it.

Gross insubordination is almost always a cause for a firing under the terms of a contract, and CBS exercised their right to fire for that reason.

And Pelley left them no choice. But this wasn't bravery. Again, he knew he was being let go. This flounce is all advertising for his substack and podcast, which I'm sure will be fair and objective, because that's what Scott Pelley insists he is.

CBS News axed veteran "60 Minutes" correspondent Scott Pelley on Tuesday night, a day after after the longtime network star blasted editor-in-chief Bari Weiss and challenged her newly installed leadership team in a heated confrontation that exposed the widening civil war inside the iconic newsmagazine.

In a letter obtained by The Post, newly appointed "60 Minutes" executive producer Nick Bilton blasted Pelley in informing him he was fired "for cause effective immediately."

"[Y]ou hijacked my first meeting with staff to disparage me, my qualifications, and my intentions with remarkable incivility and contempt," Bilton wrote, referring to Monday's heated face-off between the journo and his boss.


Bilton further accused Pelley of staging a "performative display of hostility" and claimed he had "no interest in contributing to the future success of the show, or approaching my new tenure with a mind open to collaboration and progress."

By the way, Sex Machine Brian Stelter reported that Bilton had asked to meet with Pelley privately, before the meeting, to discuss next steps. Pelley refused to attend a private meeting, choosing instead this flouncing public tantrum.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

Worth noting amid all the coverage of Scott Pelley's scathing criticism today: According to a person with knowledge of the matter, Bari Weiss and Nick Bilton sought out Pelley for a private meeting last week, but the longtime correspondent did not take them up on the offer to talk.

I think Pelley refused to attend that meeting because he expected they would tell him his contract was not being renewed "but we can talk about what your role will be as we wind down the time remaining on the contract."

And I have a source for that -- the source is It's F***ing Obvious, Jack! Open your ears, Jerky!

"I am here to deliver first-in-class news programming, not to make headlines about newsroom drama," Bilton wrote.


He went on to tell Pelley: "Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear. And I have heard you."

At the meeting in question, Pelley told Bilton that the new leader had "slender" qualifications for the job and would "never be welcome here," sources previously told The Post.

Bilton fired back: "You are not going to intimidate me in front of this group of people."

The correspondent also accused Weiss of "murdering '60 Minutes'" and claimed she "was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that," according to sources familiar with the exchange.

The clash lasted roughly 15 minutes before Bilton ended the meeting and walked out.

The confrontation divided staffers at CBS News, with some insiders branding Pelley's behavior "bullying" and "grandstanding" -- and yet another reckoning that it was "a set-up," sources told The Post.

Nick Bilton had no choice. If an underling pulls bullshit like this, degrading you, undermining you, and attempting to pose as your superior, you have no choice but to fire him. Gross insubordination can't be tolerated in any organization, even as trivial and inconsequential one as television entertainment. (Which is all 60 Minutes is.)

And now -- He's quitting Twitter and he means it this time, guys!

He's written a long ranty entry in his Slam Book and he wants you all to read it!

Scott Pelley accused CBS News management under Editor-in-chief Bari Weiss of trying to inject "falsehoods and bias" into reporting after the veteran correspondent was fired Tuesday.

Pelley, who spent 37 years at CBS News and became one of the most recognizable faces of "60 Minutes," leveled a series of extraordinary allegations against CBS News leadership without giving specifics.

"For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story," Pelley wrote. "I've been told to include assertions that are unverified."
Pelley claimed he repeatedly resisted those efforts.

"To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them," he said.


He also alleged that politicians had been given influence over editorial decisions.

"Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast," Pelley wrote. "Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done."

Let me translate that for you. The media decided ten years ago that Republicans were Nazis and that they could no longer report "both sides" because there are not two legitimate sides -- there is the Democrat side, and there is Evil.

Bari Weiss had previously demanded the CECOT story be held up so that she could receive comment from the targets of the hit-piece. Democrat operative Sheryl Alfonsi freaked -- You can't include comment from Trump! He is the Antichrist! His words are the lies of the Devil!

But of course getting and publishing comment or denial from the target of a hit piece had been standard ethical media practice... until ten years ago.

Bari Weiss demanded a return to the former media practice, which was still biased as hell but at least they'd include a denial at the end of the story, read with unmistakable contempt.

That's what Scott Pelley is shrieking out about -- he won't include the "lies and falsehoods" in his story, aka "the denial and comment from the Trump Administration officials he is running political hit pieces against."


Scott Pelley is so obviously a grandstanding bitch that even fired, disgraced CNN Thumb Chris Ciilizza sees through it.


Seen in the most pro-Pelley light, he chose to confront Bilton and Weiss in an all-hands gathering as a way to make his point as big and brightly as possible. Huddling behind closed doors with the bosses wouldn't properly convey his upset over the restructuring at "60 Minutes" etc etc.

Seen in a less pro-Pelley light, however, Pelley chose to do his "truth to power" thing not in hopes of actually changing anything but rather as a way to make it as performative as possible -- in a content age in which performative emotion is absolute gold.

The immediate leaking of the audio of Pelley's remarks to literally every media reporter suggests to me that the latter -- and admittedly more cynical -- explanation has real plausibility.

Because let's consider how the next few days are likely to go.

Pelley is very likely to get fired by CBS News. I mean, you can't blast both your immediate boss and your big boss and expect to keep your job. And I would assume Pelley knew that going in! Like, if/when he gets fired, he is not going to be super shocked.

And when he gets fired, Pelley will cut a video announcing he is starting a Substack where he will engage in "fearless" commentary about the capitulation of CBS (and all other media) to Trump and the almighty dollar.

And that Substack will immediately rack up lots and lots of subscribers. And Pelley will make money. Maybe lots of it. (We've seen this exact arc play out repeatedly in recent years.)

Cillizza admits that his media pals are a guild of dinosaurs who just can't accept the public has been increasingly rejecting them for ten years and that they need to change:


But there is also NO doubt that broadcast news -- and cable TV news -- are a dying product. The average age of a CBS News viewer is 62! NBC News is 57. ABC News is a "youthful" 55.

That's a problem. Because unless science figures out a way to get us all to live until we are 150, the reality is that the main clientele for what CBS News is offering -- yes, including "60 Minutes" -- is, quite literally, dying off.

Which is why I found myself vigorously nodding my head to the defense Bilton offered on Monday amid the Pelley barrage: "Broadcast is an ice cube that is melting."

YES. YES. YES.

No one -- presumably not even Pelley -- thinks that the solution to what ails big media is more of the same. Like, yes, "60 Minutes" still works! But for how long? And doesn't it make sense to look at your flagship products -- whether that's "60" or the evening news -- and say "How are we going to make this product continue to work amid massive disruption in how people want to consume content?"

To me, the answer is very obvious. Which is why Pelley's criticism -- You guys don't have decades of experience running a broadcast news division!!! -- rings false to me.

If I was Ellison -- or anyone who owns a legacy media brand -- I would want people in the decision-making room who AREN'T old hands at the thing the legacy media brand was built on. Because we know those legacy media content delivery vehicles -- linear TV, print newspapers etc. -- are dying off. And that no amount of expertise in how to make great-looking broadcast TV shows or put together a whiz-bang front page of the print newspaper is going to reverse the steep decline of people who consume their content that way.

...

But, again, the fact that neither Weiss nor Bilton have long experience in making TV seems to me more an asset than a detriment. CBS News (and every other legacy outlet) has to figure out new ways to reach people on new platforms. Why not have people -- like Weiss! -- who has done that?

Why then was there a rush to tout Pelley as a hero and Bilton and, by extension, Weiss, as the bad guy(s)?

Because I think a whole lot of journalists -- mostly tied to legacy media but also some in the independent space -- are still clinging to the idea that the way things worked up until 5-10 years ago can still work today and in the future.

They can't.

...

We've reached the "kill your darlings" stage of legacy media. The boat has already hit the iceberg. Now the only question is what we do about it. And doing the same old things -- or slight variations on the same old things -- ain't going to work.



Reminder: Scott Pelley was one of the go-to Democrat Propaganda Officers that Biden's inner circle felt would push the "return of the hitherto-unknown 'childhood stutter' which explains away Biden's Lost Time." When Biden experiences Lost Time and loses his train of thought, that's just because his Super-Ager Brain, Sharp As a Tack, is workin' extra hard to suppress that Sudden Onset Childhood Stutter and to deliver for You, The American People.

He was also part of the Covid Cover-Up:

David Burke 🇺🇸
@ConservativeTht

For those concerned about CBS @60Minutes & journalistic "integrity"after the choreographed meltdown with management by Scott Pelley, keep in mind...

• Lesley Stahl insisted the Hunter Biden laptop story was fake.

• Pelley gave a softball COVID "lab leak" interview with Peter Daszak, the since disgraced "scientist" whose firm helped finance the Wuhan lab.

60 Minutes is not the "gold standard" of journalism. It's tarnished bronze at best.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (PJdmB)

3 TLDR.

What movie is this about again?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I'll lum.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

5 I have to be honest. I wish they would hand out pistols to all of the staff attending these MSM meetings.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (XFXIk)

6 Chris Wallace was a great brand who was going to bring wealth and riches to CNN after he left Fox News.

Forgot what happened next.

Was it wealth and riches?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (KbEzc)

7 Pelley hates women, Weir is a woman. Ergo it must be true.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (Hiqhd)

8 it should be unconstitutional to fire journalists just because they don't like trump or half the country

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (CWTWj)

9 I thought 60 Minutes referred to the amount of time it took the geriatrics on that program to have a bowel movement.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (XFXIk)

10 LOL Scott Pelley

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (YwEeS)

11
Scott Pelley is the face of the highest-rated newsmagazine on TV, and every "60 Minutes" staffer in the room reportedly gave him a standing ovation after this exchange.

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Ask a question of The Little Guy/Gal. Because I for one didn't know his name until he was sacked. It's been that long since I've watched 60 Minutes or CBS News.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (n7rxJ)

12 Cillizza admits that his media pals are a guild of dinosaurs who just can't accept the public has been increasingly rejecting them for ten years and that they need to change:

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News talking heads think they're equivalent to movie stars.

It's honestly pathetic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

13 Adam Klasfeld
@KlasfeldReports
Scott Pelley is the face of the highest-rated newsmagazine on TV, and every "60 Minutes" staffer in the room reportedly gave him a standing ovation after this exchange.

The idea that Bari Weiss can blithely fire him without also committing institutional arson is naive.

Pelley did this because he has integrity-- but also because he has power.
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This depth of delusion is just so sad and pathetic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

14 " The media decided ten years ago that Republicans were Nazis and that they could no longer report "both sides" because there are not two legitimate sides -- there is the Democrat side, and there is Evil."

This happened WAY earlier than 2016. Way earlier.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

15 Gross insubordination is almost always a cause for a firing under the terms of a contract, and CBS exercised their right to fire for that reason.

And Pelley left them no choice. But this wasn't bravery. Again, he knew he was being let go. This flounce is all advertising for his substack and podcast, which I'm sure will be fair and objective, because that's what Scott Pelley insists he is.



This.

He yelled at his superiors. He insulted the big boss. He was asking for it.

He feels he's now a martyr.

He believes he is bigger than the company. This is a bad way to go about things.

You're NEVER not expendable.

His empty chair will be filled quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

16 13 Pelley did this because he has integrity-- but also because he has power.

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His substack will be subscribed to by dozens.

Dozens!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

17 I think the audience demographics for 60 Minutes was so old it was measured by the number of people who died watching it.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 01:26 PM (XFXIk)

18 Gone in 60 Minutes

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 01:26 PM (5yDGQ)

19 I love this, because you called it right when the news of the first meeting came out, Ace! Good job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 01:26 PM (edUvp)

20 14 " The media decided ten years ago that Republicans were Nazis and that they could no longer report "both sides" because there are not two legitimate sides -- there is the Democrat side, and there is Evil."

This happened WAY earlier than 2016. Way earlier.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

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Bush McHitler outside shoulda told ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:26 PM (KbEzc)

21 CBS really needs to add a human cannon atop their building, so they can truly fire these propagandists at the NPR or NY Times buildings. I'm sure CBS would provide the catch nets for both sites.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:26 PM (qx7Zg)

22 I owe you an apology, Mr. Pelley. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped, steely-eyed newsman. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you?

Posted by: Major Reisman at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (q2NNn)

23 Don’t worry, Pelley is salving his wounds with a few pool boys.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (XFXIk)

24 Luckily, I never even heard of this guy Pelley until yesterday.

CBS? Seriously? It's the network for

Comaose
Bedridden
Seniors

Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)

25 And now: the bitch has been fired.

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I'm gonna tell the world you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that bitch by the ears
Rub her down, scrub her back, and turn her inside out
'Cause I bet she, I bet she
I bet she, oh, I bet she hasn't had a bath in a year ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (ZNDdh)

26 "He was given a standing ovation by the other communist cultists in the room,"

Fire every f*cking one and entirely re-staff the program. Now THAT'S reform.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (fZiTB)

27 and congrats to Sponge

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28 Coming soon to a Blue City near you

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store [Not the Bee]

https://tinyurl.com/34wwryj6

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (qx7Zg)

29 Insubordination, especially in a meeting, is always a cause for immediate firing. It doesn't matter who you are or where you work.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)

30 Pelley stands naked in front of a mirror, tucked and declares he'd f*ck him before every show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Sunset Blvd starring Scott Pelley

"It was the news media that got small."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (Hiqhd)

32 29 Insubordination, especially in a meeting, is always a cause for immediate firing. It doesn't matter who you are or where you work.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)

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"HA!"
-elected officials, your betters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (KbEzc)

33
Scott was IN THE SHIT for your benefit while his family suffered.

He said so. Aren't we all a little ashamed of ourselves now?

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

34 CBS? Seriously? It's the network for

Comaose
Bedridden
Seniors
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)




My dad called it 'Compressed Bat Shit' for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

35 25 And now: the bitch has been fired.

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I'm gonna tell the world you're a dirty little girl
Someone grab that bitch by the ears
Rub her down, scrub her back, and turn her inside out
'Cause I bet she, I bet she
I bet she, oh, I bet she hasn't had a bath in a year ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (ZNDdh)

Closeted Elton John wrote some weird stuff but I like it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (xcxpd)

36 But he's BEEN IN COMBAT you guys.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

37 every "60 Minutes" staffer in the room reportedly gave him a standing ovation after this exchange.
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Holy shit they are such babies.

#ThenEverybodyClapped

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (vQBGy)

38 I wish there was video or a photo of him leaving CBS with his box of personal effects and a plant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (jehhT)

39 was it 60 minutes that edited a kamala interview so she would look incoherent or was that another newz program on c bs?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

40 Points for flounciness.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (RIvkX)

41 Sorry, Scott, but getting your face on TV doesn't make you immune to the consequences of your own actions. You fucked around, and now you're finding out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (+9wcF)

42 60 Minutes of:

Puppet Show
&
Scott Pelley

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (5yDGQ)

43 30 Pelley stands naked in front of a mirror, tucked and declares he'd f*ck him before every show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Scott Pelley's favorite song is 'Goodbye Horses'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

44 And you know who was in that audience clapping for Pellet?

Albert Einstein.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (vQBGy)

45 38 And this lamp...just this box of my stuff, this plant and the lamp

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (YwEeS)

46 You think Biden had lost it?!? Let me tell you, his penis still had the tumescence of a 12 year-old boy! And I know that for a fact.

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (+0L0H)

47 Wait, is that rational analysis from Chris Cillizza? Is that legal?

Posted by: Octochicken at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (oCS0o)

48 Scott Pelley blows goats, I have proof

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

49 I remember when Stahl interviewed Trump and Trump told her that Obama's goons spied on his campaign. Stahl responded by rolling her eyes and saying that claim was unverified and this was 60 Minutes and they don't push unverified information.

Otay Buckwheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:30 PM (viF8m)

50 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Worth noting amid all the coverage of Scott Pelley's scathing criticism today: According to a person with knowledge of the matter, Bari Weiss and Nick Bilton sought out Pelley for a private meeting last week, but the longtime correspondent did not take them up on the offer to talk.



It's also worth noting that you're a Fatpotato Powerbottom who thinks he's irreplaceable too.

F*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Don’t worry, Pelley is salving his wounds with a few pool boys.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (XFXIk)

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"You gonna need, how you say -- tens of tousands of dollars -- to get The Paolo to Swallow."

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (ZNDdh)

52 Scott Pelley hangs out in porta-pottys hoping to get lucky

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

53 I hope this frees up more time for Andy Rooney on the show.

Posted by: that guy who hasn't watched 60 Minutes since 1988 at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (wXgT/)

54 Because of Cronkite, wasn't it called the Commie Broadcast Service?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (Hiqhd)

55 As a Substack creator I would like to welcome Scott to the platform.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (RIvkX)

56 Scott Pelley is more twisted than a duck's cock.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

57
I thought it was Commie Bull Shit

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (vQBGy)

58 TBF I was pretty devoted to Uncle Walter and then Dan Rather as a young communist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

59 Scott Pelley has never seen the inside of a Buc-ees.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (xcxpd)

60 Scott Pelley got a bit too far up his own ass.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (rJ48h)

61 I haven't watched an episode of this shitshow in over a decade. Who watches it, babyboomers?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (D1E+2)

62 I don't think I've seen 60 minutes in over 20 years.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (Vh9CX)

63 The clash lasted roughly 15 minutes before Bilton ended the meeting and walked out.

The confrontation divided staffers at CBS News, with some insiders branding Pelley's behavior "bullying" and "grandstanding" -- and yet another reckoning that it was "a set-up," sources told The Post.



What SHOULD'VE happened was security called and Pelley escorted from the building immediately.

"Your things will be shipped to you at your expense."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Scott Pelley is a power bottom for impotent trannys

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

65 And now -- He's quitting Twitter and he means it this time, guys!

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Has anybody finally started a Twitter Anonymous support group?

/Not sure there's a venue large enough -- maybe Trump can invite them to The White House Ballroom (Balls Optional?) ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (ZNDdh)

66 On today's episode of the Waltons John breeds out his wife Olivia again.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (Kt19C)

67 There was also "turn on CBS and all you see is bs"

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (vQBGy)

68 Scott Pelley casts no reflection in mirrors

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

69 Scott Pelley lies about how big that fish he caught was

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

70 > 60 Minutes is not the "gold standard" of journalism. It's tarnished bronze at best.
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More like used gas station bathroom toilet paper than "tarnished bronze."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (jehhT)

71 Pelley, who spent 37 years at CBS News and became one of the most recognizable faces of "60 Minutes," leveled a series of extraordinary allegations against CBS News leadership without giving specifics.


This is funny considering I couldn't pick this f*ckwit out of a lineup if you gave me a week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

72 Scott Pelley has an STD named after him in Haiti

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

73 Dan Rather to Scott Pelley, "courage!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (Hiqhd)

74 Scott Pelley likes the feeling of a cat's tongue on his frenulum

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

75 "I'm not going to be IGNORED, Bari and Nick."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (fBHmP)

76 Scott Pelley wants it 'That Way'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

77 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Worth noting amid all the coverage of Scott Pelley's scathing criticism today: According to a person with knowledge of the matter, Bari Weiss and Nick Bilton sought out Pelley for a private meeting last week, but the *longtime correspondent* did not take them up on the offer to talk.


It's also worth noting that you're a Fatpotato Powerbottom who thinks he's irreplaceable too.

F*ck off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Correspondent?? Dude sits at a desk in his office, gets made up and reads a prompter. He's not writing dispatches from the war front or anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (8avO+)

78 >>Has anybody finally started a Twitter Anonymous support group?


Yes. It's called Bluesky. Many of the leftists who used to dominate Twitter before Musk bought have left X and now comfort each other on Bluesky and whine that the other half of America is now allowed to to speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

79 somehow c bs survived when cronkeit left but this is too much said no one

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)

80 Scott Pelley eats pickles sideways

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

81 By my recollection, after Joe's first year in office, almost every time FJB's handlers decided they needed to wheel Joe out for a taped video interview, Pelly was their go-to. That's all I need to know about Pelly being a so-called journalist. He is a Leftist shill.




Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (5rh/l)

82 Well.




Bye.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (4KUe5)

83 And if we kept following Pelley he would have come out of the grocery store with flowers and a loaf of bread.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (vQBGy)

84 Cillizza admits that his media pals are a guild of dinosaurs who just can't accept the public has been increasingly rejecting them for ten years and that they need to change:





The burning question is, does he pronounce his name like 'pizza?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

85 >>Has anybody finally started a Twitter Anonymous support group?


Yes. It's called Bluesky. Many of the leftists who used to dominate Twitter before Musk bought have left X and now comfort each other on Bluesky and whine that the other half of America is now allowed to to speak.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

They also purge each other like any leftist will do from time to time.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (8avO+)

86 I think the "standing ovation" is made-up bullshit.

This little cunter knew he was getting shitcanned, and thus had nothing to lose. But I'm sure the vast majority of people in that room are desperate for their jobs and scared shitless of losing them.

I find it very hard to believe they would back a sure-fire loser instead of their new boss.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

87 If it wasn't for this post, I wouldn't know 60 Minutes was still a thing

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (THY4u)

88 Scott Pelley grew up in Texas and graduated from Texas Tech.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (rJ48h)

89 Since I haven't watched network television since the first two digits of the year were 19, I don't get exposed all that often to these twisted freaks, but from clips I see on X or YT, every one of them I have heard from is somewhere to the left of Marx.

I mean that literally. I have seen numerous clips of so called newscasters calling for the death or at least imprisonment of everyone who ever voted for Trump. It is truly amazing how they not only justify their perverted views, but have no shame in their nazi wishcasting.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (0U5gm)

90 Scott Pelley masturbates to old Tarzan movies, but only when Cheetah the chimp is on screen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (xcxpd)

91 r/TheBulwark

Serious question: Why couldn’t The Bulwark make a run at Scott Pelley? It would be costly, but why not hire him to host a “Bulwark Investigates?” It fits with the mission. I know the thought of this gives JVL a woody.

Could The Bulwark partner with someone? “The Bulwark Investigates, presented by Netflix.”

He's likely in a position where he doesn't need the money and can do what he wants. This includes association with 'new media' outlets like The Bulwark, or his own channel/content outlet. This is more likely than him showing up somewhere like MSNOW or ABC News.

I would really prefer to see PBS or NPR pick him up. NPR has gotten far more liberal democracy since they stopped relying on keeping politicians happy (PBS has remained great, it was under less of a microscope). I recommend checking them out if you thought they were too wish washy in recent years.

We don't need Bulwark news, we need Bulwark music. The pro democracy playlist. Give the art back to the artists so the kids can get motivated to do good things.

The one thing MAGA and MAGA-adjacent world does not seem to get is the Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)

92 Scott Pelley is a sassy bitch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

93 And when he gets fired, Pelley will cut a video announcing he is starting a Substack where he will engage in "fearless" commentary about the capitulation of CBS (and all other media) to Trump and the almighty dollar.

And that Substack will immediately rack up lots and lots of subscribers. And Pelley will make money. Maybe lots of it. (We've seen this exact arc play out repeatedly in recent years.)



Name one time this has happened......


Don Lemon isn't 'racking up lots of subscribers' and making money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Was it Pelley who couldn't stop talking about drinking champagne out of his side piece's asshole or was that the stop hammering guy, can't remember his name

Posted by: NCKate at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (uQzkA)

95 Here's Scott Pelley before his 60 Minutes interview with Biden in late 2023 letting everyone know that Biden's stutter can return when he's been working too hard.

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F. Joe Sundowner's Stutter Lied,
At Least 13 U.S. Servicemen Died.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (ZNDdh)

96 Has anybody finally started a Twitter Anonymous support group?

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That's literally BlueSky.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (yFLFB)

97 Pompous horses ass is the best tag I can give to Pelley. Anything else would be really rude.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (gQKJe)

98 Leftards are so dumb it takes them 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (vQBGy)

99 Scott Pelley thinks his shit doesn't stink because he drinks bleach.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

100 91 The one thing MAGA and MAGA-adjacent world does not seem to get is the Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)

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Heightened looks at the stories 60 Minutes has intentionally fucked up over the last couple of decades is...bad for MAGA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (KbEzc)

101 Scott Pelley is a sassy bitch
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)



I think you misspelled 'pissy,' but that's my opinion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Scott Pelley doesn't really know what time it is. Neither does he really care.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

103 Thanks for introducing me as Sex Machine, Mr. O'Spades. I've worked hard at my craft, and it's nice to be recognized.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (S0ihO)

104 Celebrity Jeopardy here I come!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (vQBGy)

105 Speaking of real journalism, how fares California's "Arrest Nick Shirley" law?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (Hiqhd)

106 I think the "standing ovation" is made-up bullshit.

Sounds totally real to me, jack!

*stabs self in eye with aviators*
*shits pants*

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (wXgT/)

107 Has anybody finally started a Twitter Anonymous support group?

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That's literally BlueSky.

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Funny ... and well-played.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (ZNDdh)

108 92 Scott Pelley is a sassy bitch

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I feel like there's a positive connotation to this descriptor.

Expect notes from the producers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (KbEzc)

109 Scott Pelley lost a bar fight with a ten year old. Girl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

110 Scott Pelley doesn't 'get' Seinfeld.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (xcxpd)

111 If '60 Minutes' was worth a damn, or really any of the media, half the country wouldn't have been shocked by Biden's debate performance and finding out he had the intellectual capacity of an 8 year old.

Which they could have used to explain away who he gravitated towards during public events.

As if they were black holes....
Joe was powerless to resist...
Well, the white ones...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

112 We don't need Bulwark news, we need Bulwark music. The pro democracy playlist. Give the art back to the artists so the kids can get motivated to do good things.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)

Bulwark *music*??

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (8avO+)

113 I do wonder if the 60 Minutes brand ever could work anymore even if you could find objective reporters with integrity. Could people like John Solomon and Sheryll Attkisson save it?

We're more of a 60 Second news world now than 60 Minutes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (n5tGW)

114 The one thing MAGA and MAGA-adjacent world does not seem to get is the Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)

Is that like the thing where Pelley goes home and cries to Yentl?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (vQBGy)

115 Remember me? I rise in solidarity with Scott Pelley. We know better than anyone how to run things.

Posted by: Noodle Shop Hourly Employee at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (q2NNn)

116 "60 Minutes" has been complete lying garbage for at least 3 decades. Anybody that watches that propaganda is being willfully mislead.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (nJ/vH)

117 Oh, and I just had coffee and food with ky friends and neighbours. That was nice.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)

118 Scott Pelley was once arrested for molesting a 'Build A Bear' at Pinecrest Mall in Cleveland, Ohio.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

119 Celebrity Jeopardy here I come!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (vQBGy)

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* Wolf Blitzer @ -$4,600 hardest hit *

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (ZNDdh)

120 Scott Pelley is what you take to make an erection go down after more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

121 Consequences? For personal actions?

What kind of wacky precedent are we trying to achieve here?

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (jH5TK)

122 114 The one thing MAGA and MAGA-adjacent world does not seem to get is the Streisand Effect.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)

Is that like the thing where Pelley goes home and cries to Yentl?
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (vQBGy)


LOL... Coffee through nose...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (M52P1)

123 Scott Pelley thinks Hilary Clinton 'is hot'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

124 His substack will be subscribed to by dozens.

Dozens!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)
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80% of those "subscribers" will be paid bots...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (gnNyN)

125 Scott Pelley did a dine and dash at a Perkins over a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

126 In important news (Little League Baseball): Little had a dominating 1st playoff game last night, after an initial slow start pitching, giving up 2 runs, in the first inning, before fielding tightened up. He followed that with a textbook bunt, advancing the runner, as we went up 4-2. He followed that inning up, dispensing the next six batters over two innings, with two strikeouts, and a 1-3.

His hitting was on fire, and he followed up with a double and a single for 5 RBIs on the night, which ended 16-4 in the middle of 4 (10 run rule).

Next up. they face the #1 on Thursday.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

127 We don't need Bulwark news, we need Bulwark music. The pro democracy playlist. Give the art back to the artists so the kids can get motivated to do good things.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (po8xD)


So, "Sympathy for the Devil,' by the Rolling Stones, on an endless loop? That will get the kids motivated for the DSA's version of democracy.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (5rh/l)

128 Scott Pelley is what happen when chicken shit attains sentience.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

129
How have we gotten by without Charles Kuralt?

I mean, both of his concurent wives and children must've wondered.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

130 Scott Pelley can't spell AI.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

131 *spit*

If the nic don't fit, you must spit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

132 Scott Pelley losing a fight to a girl?

A certain scene from Airplane! immediately popped to mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (Hiqhd)

133 The problem with an entire media ecosystem (broadcast news) being monolithic politically is that they all blend together and no one is special. No single institution within the ecosystem actually matters very much, especially to the people outside it.

How important is 60 Minutes?

Probably about as important as 2-3 MSNBC daytime shows put together.

Which is to say....not that important.

Because they all say the exact same things. 60 Minutes just says it slower and with better lighting.

It's not unique in terms of the actual content. It's actually extremely derivative, taking stories from months before and saying them again but with more serious framing.

Losing a player in that game...doesn't matter.

What matters is taking that institution and making it sound different from the rest. Which is what Weiss is doing.

And that's the real sin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (KbEzc)

134 Here's Scott Pelley before his 60 Minutes interview with Biden in late 2023 letting everyone know that Biden's stutter can return when he's been working too hard.

I can't believe that 60 Minutes somehow missed Biden's decline. 😜 pic.twitter.com/naqP8jjFLp

— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 1, 2026




Life long stutter. Oh just go f*ck right off with that lying bullshit. The mutherf*cker has never stuttered one time in his entire life. There's zero f*cking evidence of it.

Piss off.

Shit like that is why no one cares about you. Leftist shill hack asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Scott Pelley can't look up when it's raining or he'll drown.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (xcxpd)

136 Jen Rubin keeps having so many opportunities for just the best of the best guests for her pod cast.

Whenever she gets around to starting it ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

137 The one thing MAGA and MAGA-adjacent world does not seem to get is the Streisand Effect.
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Say the people who lost to a felon rapist tax evader KKK war criminal Nazi Russian Spy

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (vQBGy)

138 Why do I think Pelley is just pissed off that he didn't get a horse's head in his bed, like the Mafia boss he thinks he is.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (qx7Zg)

139 Scott Pelley stars in Mentl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (Hiqhd)

140 Scott Pelley is a pretty silky pony in his unpublished fanfic, soon to be released by McGraw-Hill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:43 PM (xcxpd)

141 the oldest children in the world

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 01:43 PM (j+aD2)

142 Scott Pelley grew up in Texas and graduated from Texas Tech.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (rJ48h)

He a wanker! *makes ShakeWeight arm motion*

Posted by: Powers Boothe at June 03, 2026 01:43 PM (q2NNn)

143 Scott Pellen mentioned the war. He thought he got away with it but he was wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:43 PM (xcxpd)

144 Scott Pelley was once arrested for molesting a 'Build A Bear' at Pinecrest Mall in Cleveland, Ohio.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

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The Retarded Baby Bear "Scott, Jr." Out Front Shoulda Told Ya.

* The Love Cub of Leonardo DiCaprio hardest hit ... *

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (ZNDdh)

145 Scott Bessent and Marco are beasts in these hearings. You'd think Democrats would have learned by now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (viF8m)

146 Scott Pelley is a nattering nabob.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

147 Scott Pelley favorite ice cream flavor is 'semen'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

148 Scott Pelley is afraid of mice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

149 134 Here's Scott Pelley before his 60 Minutes interview with Biden in late 2023 letting everyone know that Biden's stutter can return when he's been working too hard.

I can't believe that 60 Minutes somehow missed Biden's decline. 😜 pic.twitter.com/naqP8jjFLp

— MAZE (@mazemoore) June 1, 2026



Life long stutter. Oh just go f*ck right off with that lying bullshit. The mutherf*cker has never stuttered one time in his entire life. There's zero f*cking evidence of it.

Piss off.

Shit like that is why no one cares about you. Leftist shill hack asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)


Professional blowhards and con men like FJB never stuttered in their lives. Until they go senile.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:44 PM (5rh/l)

150 See y'all, he has had a stutter his entire life and it only shows up because he is working so hard for you.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (THY4u)

151 Scott Pelley lives in a bubble.
A very tiny, exclusive bubble.
Might be the only one in there is him?


I hope he enjoys retirement.
Feel sorry for his family who now must endure his rants (and 24/7 company) about the sad state of Journalism and orange man bad.

“This is Scott Pelley, reporting from the breakfast nook, where there is a scandalous lack of elderberry jam! Digging into this story, I ve discovered the up to now unknown plight of the migrant elderberry harvesters in Europe….”

Pelley’s wife: “Just use the marmalade, Scott, I’ll pick up your jam on the way home from pool Pilates!”

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (4KUe5)

152 Scott Pelley gets shit on by crows and Mexicans. He pays the Mexicans though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

153 The older person: Scott Pelley or Taylor Lorenz


Discuss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

154 150 See y'all, he has had a stutter his entire life and it only shows up because he is working so hard for you.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (THY4u)

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So, he never worked hard in the Senate?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (KbEzc)

155 Scott Pelley stars in Mentl?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:42 PM (Hiqhd)

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A Jewish man successfully disguises himself as a girl to enter religious training.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (ZNDdh)

156 Well, I'm glad I don't have a clue who this is.

Yay me.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (LGxfV)

157 Scott Pelley gets shit on by crows and Mexicans. He pays the Mexicans though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)



So, we can expect crows to leave Scott Pelley's mutilated carcass on Ace's porch in the near future?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Scott Pelley thinks vaginas look 'icky'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

159 South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store [Not the Bee]

https://tinyurl.com/34wwryj6
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (qx7Zg)

Pffft. Here's MY favorite. Goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnndcv3

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (5xuJ/)

160 Taylor Lorenz by an epoch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (Hiqhd)

161
"The graveyards are full of indispensable TV presenters." - Georges Clemenceau

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (O0L8i)

162 Posted by:

Never. He was always an asshole too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (u82oZ)

163

"Gemini, can you please show me some videos of Joe Biden stuttering"

Gemini:
Clip: Biden shares vulnerable story on how he overcame his stutter

Clip: Joe Biden Talks about His Stutter

Clip: Joe Biden - I've struggled with a stutter all my life: A direct message of encouragement to a young supporter

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (vQBGy)

164 Pelley like almost all prosperous "press" people is sort of dumb. Very ignorant. And not gonna do homework on it but the farcical stage of "journalism" was attained far longer than 10 years ago. It's become noticeably worse, but from an already unbelievably and discrediting low base.

But the populace marinating in the idiotic nonsense that is almost all "news" is far far more dumbed down that it used to be, with the collapse of education pointing to continued decline. Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (U/Byj)

165 Scott Pelley cheats on his taxes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

166 anyway this is fun and I hope they all (the existing staff of 60 minutes) lose their jobs.

hire and train a bunch of middle schoolers it will be a far better show

BUT the best part about today is Porter the Portly no longer being "in politics"!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (j+aD2)

167 We don't need Bulwark news, we need Bulwark music. The pro democracy playlist. Give the art back to the artists so the kids can get motivated to do good things.

Hold up, the Redditors are pining for Bill Kristol's Smooth Jazz Revue?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

168 Scott Pelley has an 'innie' and I don't mean his belly button.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

169 Scott Pelley is a power bottom pig fucker but he has to get the pig drunk first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

170
Pelley is on the Semen Diet. He sees men, he eats them.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (vQBGy)

171 btw Pelley's Substack will die quickly ... or never launch

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (j+aD2)

172 How can anybody end up negative on celebrity jeopardy? Every question is ridiculously easy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (n5tGW)

173 Hey Scott, my man! My main man!! Let's do a podcast collab!!!

Posted by: Keefum Olbermann at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (q2NNn)

174
I remember when Stahl interviewed Trump and Trump told her that Obama's goons spied on his campaign. Stahl responded by rolling her eyes and saying that claim was unverified and this was 60 Minutes and they don't push unverified information.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Do Weiss and Bilton really want to recapture some numbers? Are they really ready to act on the decline of 60 Minutes-style reporting? Are they fixin' to bust paradigms, boldly go where no journalist has gone before? Then do this:

Expose their own asses. Go back for 10 years to the biggest, most egregious lies and correct the record. "TONIGHT! CBS News uncovers... CBS News." If the original "reporters" refuse to cooperate -- give them the Pelley.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 03, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

That's exactly the other type of thing they should expose. "Why was the nation shocked by Joe Biden's debate performance? Well, WE were part of the problem..."

Do it, Bari. And you want it extra-spicy? Do it live.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (n7rxJ)

175 Scott Pelley has contagious brain cancer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (xcxpd)

176 We don't need Bulwark news, we need Bulwark music."

Wilson Combat introduced a "Bulwark"...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (LGxfV)

177 Scott Pelley


His name is faggy

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (M52P1)

178
Pffft. Here's MY favorite. Goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnndcv3

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (5xuJ/)



I. WANT. ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Scott Pelley gets shit on by crows and Mexicans. He pays the Mexicans though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)

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I'm pretty sure that Ace is on to this Crow Magnum scam!

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (ZNDdh)

180 @OpenSourceZone
New Crystal Ball 2026 House Ratings

🔴 Republicans: 213
🔵 Democrats: 206
🟡 Tossup: 16

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So, seems like the absolute best Democrats could do is 222 House seats, a majority of 9.

And they won't win all tossups.

Maybe 2/3 if things are on their side. So, a majority of 218-220 or so.

Can you imagine the wailing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (KbEzc)

181 Scott Pelley eats shit, for the flavor

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

182 Jerky? Is ace referencing the Jerky Boys? I did not listen to them when they were new... when was that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (DR/Xu)

183 Scott Pelley can't pass the tutorial in Cuphead

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

184 Scott Pelley has an 'innie' and I don't mean his belly button.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)



He digs in his belly button and smells his finger after.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

185
Street urchins pelt Scott Pelley with horse manure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (O0L8i)

186 Bulwark *music*??
Posted by: Oldcat

Jonathan V Last and I could make such sweet music together ❤️

Sigh....

Posted by: David French at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

187 This flounce is all advertising for his substack and podcast, which I'm sure will be fair and objective, because that's what Scott Pelley insists he is.
--
Like all the J6 prosecutors running for office as Democrats.
And not just as Democrats, hard left Democrats.
Bragging about how viciously they prosecuted Republicans (and Trump, by proxy).

Which would be like Robert Byrd campaigning on "crosses burned."

Same party, same tactic:
Political terrorism is qualification enhancement for office.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (73/SM)

188 Scott Pelley is frightened by 'Don't Walk' signals and has to be guided across the street with a bag over his head.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

189
btw Pelley's Substack will die quickly ... or never launch
Posted by: Black Orchid

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Others say he'll get a prestigious job at the Kennedy School of Government or Columbia School of Journalism. I jokingly said yesterday that soon he would be broadcasting live from his sofa, but he might not want to muck around with the likes of Jim Acosta and Chris Cillizza.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (n7rxJ)

190 Pelly's always been a #3 amongst the faux faces.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (e0ARE)

191 Scott Pelley is illiterate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

192 Scott Pelley stopped eating bars and now he only eats guitars?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (LGxfV)

193 191 Scott Pelley is illiterate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

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I feel seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (KbEzc)

194 Oldest is not doing too shabby either in American Legion 15U. He now leads his team in stolen bases at 9 over two games, with 5 BBs and one single.

His primary position is catcher, and he looked absolutely fabulous (hair and performance) blocking nearly everything after we spent some time the day before his first game refreshing his blocking basics, his pops are fast, and his throwdowns are fast, flat, and accurate. He accidentally hit a kid in the face, ahead of 2B, when the kid didn't slide, but the throw was dead on. and clearly beat the runner by a half step.

He's looking like the best catcher in the league we have faced thus far, and he's worked hard at doing so, setting the bar for his team's other catcher, who is respectable in his own right.

Alternately in CF/LF, he's fast and has a good glove, recording a couple fly outs and no errors yet fielding.

And his hair is the object of all the ladies' attention, the poor girls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (dK+Kv)

195 Scott Pelley flexed in front of a mirror and his reflection started laughing uncontrollably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

196 Scott Pelley ate the whole thing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (xcxpd)

197 Mark Anthony Edwards

But he thinks Mixtape is a solid 9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (Hiqhd)

198 I saw Biden up close since 1981 (yes). And for years fairly regularly in the Senate.

He never had a trace of a "stutter". Ridiculous. He was famously the most insufferable blabbermouth in a group where that's saying something.

Always smarmy, confident, stupid, at best glib/superficial, usually an idiot.

Distrusted/not respected by any other senator. Good friend dealt with him directly a lot on Foreign Relations Committee and he was just as dumb, slimy, and obnoxious as he seemed.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)

199
Next up. they face the #1 on Thursday.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

The other team was outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (vQBGy)

200 195 Scott Pelley flexed in front of a mirror and his reflection started laughing uncontrollably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

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Well, because the mirror was gone and it was actually Harpo Marx in a nightgown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (KbEzc)

201 Taylor Lorenz by an epoch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (Hiqhd)



Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Scott Pelley lost his boyfriend's number

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

203 198 Distrusted/not respected by any other senator. Good friend dealt with him directly a lot on Foreign Relations Committee and he was just as dumb, slimy, and obnoxious as he seemed.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (U/Byj)

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I really would expect more personal destruction from aids of senators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (KbEzc)

204 @OpenSourceZone
New Crystal Ball 2026 House Ratings

🔴 Republicans: 213
🔵 Democrats: 206
🟡 Tossup: 16

=======

So, seems like the absolute best Democrats could do is 222 House seats, a majority of 11.

And they won't win all tossups.

Maybe 2/3 if things are on their side. So, a majority of 218-220 or so.

Can you imagine the wailing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (KbEzc)
_________

Even better: can you imagine the impotent screeching and crying and Stage 4 Butthurt when the GOP holds the house as The Blade sagaciously predicts?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

205 Good riddance to bad rubbish

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (D1po+)

206 Scott Pelley sucks cock by choice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

207 ....and I'm spent.

Carry on, Horde.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

208 Hold up, the Redditors are pining for Bill Kristol's Smooth Jazz Revue?
Posted by: Ian S.

Hold up...Captain Bill is big on cruises (and cabin boys). Yachts are big boats, too. Maybe he's a fan of yacht rock? An opportunity for Ace and him to find mutual ground?

Come to think of it, I've never seen Kristol and Ace at the same time...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

209 Scott Pelley sucks his popsicles into the shape of an engorged penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

210 From rando news source

In a move that is long overdue, Jay Clayton, the US attorney for the Southern District of New York, said his office is looking at possible valuation discrepancies in the private credit marketplace.

as in Private Equity seems to have been giving itself top marks and fabulous valuations to its dogs, and then maybe issuing notes based on those valuations. Or maybe not. It is hard to say

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)

211 Jerky? Is ace referencing the Jerky Boys? I did not listen to them when they were new... when was that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (DR/Xu)/i]


The 90's, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

212 South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store [Not the Bee]

https://tinyurl.com/34wwryj6
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (qx7Zg)

Pffft. Here's MY favorite. Goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnndcv3
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (5xuJ/)

You need both, to cover both close and distant threats.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (qx7Zg)

213 204 Even better: can you imagine the impotent screeching and crying and Stage 4 Butthurt when the GOP holds the house as The Blade sagaciously predicts?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And the Senate doesn't change at all.

They are going to up their rhetoric on gerrymandering being evil but also demanding more redistricting of blue states which will move more red states to redistrict...another redistricting fight that they will lose.

Should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (KbEzc)

214 Pffft. Here's MY favorite. Goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnndcv3

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (5xuJ/)


I. WANT. ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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I saw a great vigilante movie in the theater (along with just a handful of people) in 1980 called "The Exterminator."

"A man's best friend is killed on the streets of New York City. He then transforms -- using a flamethrower -- into a violent killer, turning New York City into a great war zone."

The stuff that fantasies are made of ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (ZNDdh)

215 200 195 Scott Pelley flexed in front of a mirror and his reflection started laughing uncontrollably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

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Well, because the mirror was gone and it was actually Harpo Marx in a nightgown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (KbEzc)

lol...ah, good movies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

216 The whole thing reeked of a man who knew he wasn't going to be retained so he thought he'd go out on his own terms. Whether he anticipated being fired for cause is another matter. He is a newsman. They aren't very bright.

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (qmxL/)

217 The self-importance. It reeks.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (6wpGE)

218 rhomboid

The Washingtonian magazine used to rate Senators. It was brutal. Joe Biden was not a winner in any of those articles that I read.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (u82oZ)

219 TMJ, a bit confusing there. You sayin' likely top scenario for Dems is still a minority total, <218?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (U/Byj)

220 Breaking: The City of Battle Ground, Washington, has signed a proclamation officially recognizing the federal government’s designation of Antifa as a terrorist organization.

Antifa then proceeded to cause a ruckus as terrorists do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (n5tGW)

221 215
lol...ah, good movies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

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I don't get it.

*points at nic*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (KbEzc)

222 I recall that 60 Minutes has been a reliable “news” show where beleaguered Democrats can safely sit down for a friendly discussion to explain away a scandal. Think the Clintons covering up Bills affair during the 1992 campaign and then pivoting to sell Hills as “2 for the price of 1!” Obama used them exclusively when he had been avoiding comment on something and he needed to get it behind him asap.

IF Bari Weiss can change that, then it will be an accomplishment.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (4KUe5)

223 Michael J Totten was an editor* at the Bulwark. About the same time as Bill Kristol was running the Hamilton 68 scam.

*He was listed as editor on the About page at the Bulwark.

Totten now writes about Trump's American "nativist" war on Iran ...blah blah blah. And revisionist neocon nonsense about Brexit, Syria and Libya.





Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (zYHH+)

224 197 Mark Anthony Edwards

But he thinks Mixtape is a solid 9.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (Hiqhd)

He loves playing as the girls, I'm sure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (xcxpd)

225 >>>Was it Pelley who couldn't stop talking about drinking champagne out of his side piece's asshole or was that the stop hammering guy, can't remember his name

Posted by: NCKate

>I believe that was Steve Kroft who gulped champagne from a whore's ass. He also had a taste for pudding.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (D1E+2)

226 His substack will be subscribed to by dozens.

Dozens!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (KbEzc)

Yeah, I have to disagree with the article's assertion that he's going to make serious bank on Substack. His elderly audience is not going to go on their computers to find their favorite "journalist".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (k9OZB)

227 223 Michael J Totten was an editor* at the Bulwark. About the same time as Bill Kristol was running the Hamilton 68 scam.

*He was listed as editor on the About page at the Bulwark.

Totten now writes about Trump's American "nativist" war on Iran ...blah blah blah. And revisionist neocon nonsense about Brexit, Syria and Libya.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (zYHH+)

I used to really like him, backed and supported him financially.

TDS is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (xcxpd)

228 >Pelley did this because he has integrity-- but also because he has power.
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he had not the power to escape being shit-canned
other than that, he is a media colossus

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

229
Polls?? I got one!!



"InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
Jun 2
Net Favorability among Republicans

🟢 Donald Trump: (+70)

🟤 Tucker Carlson: (-7)

YouGov/Economist | 5/29-6/1"

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (GD0B3)

230 219 TMJ, a bit confusing there. You sayin' likely top scenario for Dems is still a minority total,

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (U/Byj)

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If they win all tossups as defined by Crystal Ball, their top is 222.

But they won't win all tossups (that don't happen none), and assume favorable results, probably between 218-220 seats for Democrats in the House next Congress.

And there's a solid chance they don't win that many.

I'm hoping for 218 and then some 90 year old black Democrat dies the day after voting for Jeffries as Speaker.

Just for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (KbEzc)

231 Scott Pelley sucks his popsicles into the shape of an engorged penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

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lmao

I am too visual -- and have not witty rejoinder. Where's Muldoon when you need him ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (ZNDdh)

232 Scott Pelley did not rewind his Jane Fonda workout tapes that he rented from Blockbuster.

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (q2NNn)

233 > Scott Pelley eats pickles sideways
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That's just.... horrid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (jehhT)

234 Sunset Blvd starring Scott Pelley

"It was the news media that got small."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Exactly. They don't want to report the story. They want to be the story. Prima donna bitches.

Posted by: Cheri at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

235 I'm still laughing over a proclamation signed by the Governor of Indiana, naming June as Nuclear Family Month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (qx7Zg)

236 235 I'm still laughing over a proclamation signed by the Governor of Indiana, naming June as Nuclear Family Month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (qx7Zg)

======

Tennessee did it first!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:57 PM (KbEzc)

237 220 Breaking: The City of Battle Ground, Washington, has signed a proclamation officially recognizing the federal government’s designation of Antifa as a terrorist organization.

Antifa then proceeded to cause a ruckus as terrorists do.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:54 PM (n5tGW)

They are close to Portland, not really surprised. Hopefully they will next declare a free fire zone and people can get some work done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

238 Call me, Scott!
We can start a podcast together - I’ll bring the champagne!!

Posted by: Steve Croft at June 03, 2026 01:57 PM (4KUe5)

239 These "people" are disgusting.

Posted by: Putting the homo in homo sapiens at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (TbWk/)

240 "I really would expect more personal destruction from aids of senators."

???

Not clear on this one either.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (U/Byj)

241 He looks like an old woman who just bit into a lemon.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (lCppi)

242 I'm still laughing over a proclamation signed by the Governor of Indiana, naming June as Nuclear Family Month.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (qx7Zg)


All for the Radiant Future of Mankind!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (rbvCR)

243 So, "Sympathy for the Devil,' by the Rolling Stones, on an endless loop? That will get the kids motivated for the DSA's version of democracy.
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:41 PM (5rh/l)

that song is actually pretty based. Says the devil is behind communism and killing the Tsar, and a verse near the end is:

Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer (whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo)

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (8avO+)

244 But he thinks Mixtape is a solid 9.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM


Mixtape is so last week. He's very excited about the new God of War game in which buff god-killer Kratos has been replaced with a doughy middle-aged white woman. (The game was written by a doughy middle-aged white woman).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

245 Scott Pelley won't get buried when he dies. They'll attach a large C-Clamp to his head, and screw him into the ground.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (qx7Zg)

246 Scott Pelley sucks his popsicles into the shape of an engorged penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

Scott Pelley sucks his popsicles into the shape of an engorged penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

I am too visual -- and have not witty rejoinder.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (ZNDdh)

I'm visual too and now I'm picturing your "witty rejoinder".

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (vQBGy)

247 240 "I really would expect more personal destruction from aids of senators."

???

Not clear on this one either.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (U/Byj)

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Aids run the Senate, apparently. And they hate Senators, it seems.

So, destroy Senators by leaking all the worst to make them unelectable, just to flex power and get someone they like more into the office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:58 PM (KbEzc)

248
I'm still laughing over a proclamation signed by the Governor of Indiana, naming June as Nuclear Family Month.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (qx7Zg)

____________

Sponsored by the Fusion Party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (O0L8i)

249
I am too visual -- and have not witty rejoinder. Where's Muldoon when you need him ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (ZNDdh)



Men are from Mars.
Women from Venus.
Its quite known Scott Pelley
Is fond of engorged penis.


--- - - - - Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

250 I'm hoping for 218 and then some 90 year old black Democrat dies the day after voting for Jeffries as Speaker.

Just for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (KbEzc)

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Wait, Rosa DeLauro is gonna be morte soon!

Yay ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (ZNDdh)

251 Luckily, I never even heard of this guy Pelley until yesterday.

***
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)

Me neither.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (lCppi)

252 157 Scott Pelley gets shit on by crows and Mexicans. He pays the Mexicans though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)


So, we can expect crows to leave Scott Pelley's mutilated carcass on Ace's porch in the near future?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

ooh, I hope so!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (xcxpd)

253 Wait, Rosa DeLauro is gonna be morte soon!


cowboy hat old lady is already dead (secretly)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (j+aD2)

254 Men are from Mars.
Women from Venus.
Its quite known Scott Pelley
Is fond of engorged penis.

--- - - - - Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

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lol

* standing golf glap *

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (ZNDdh)

255 Scott Pelley eats hot jelly.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (yInIL)

256 The other team was outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:51 PM (vQBGy)

The ump surely was. Ugh. Couldn't get a called strike, for either team, and he was one of our local middle school boys. Little and our batters noted that many strikes were called balls.

He was consistent, but it sucks for the other team, even though it wouldn't have mattered, except psychologically and emotionally, to go away thinking that they got beat by the ump, while we get the reputation of being that team who advanced on bad, local umping.

We've been on the other side of that, and it sucks for guys at this level.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

257 250 Wait, Rosa DeLauro is gonna be morte soon!

Yay ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (ZNDdh)

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Connecticut, so the governor would schedule the special election immediately.

I want it to be some rep in FL or some other deep red state where the governor says, "Well, it's gonna take a couple of months to schedule this special election. Sorry. Tied House for 6 months."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (KbEzc)

258 Actually I'm not visual I am auditory.

Everyone has a method they tend to learn through and attend to. Pretty interesting.

I can't remember the third, Rick Perry. Tactile?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (vQBGy)

259 Aids run the Senate, apparently. And they hate Senators, it seems.


AIDES

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)

260 Hey Scott, if you're interested in a little adventure, Alan and I would love to have you over for fun & games. All sorts.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (q2NNn)

261 Men are from Mars.
Women from Venus.
Its quite known Scott Pelley
Is fond of engorged penis.


--- - - - - Burma Shave
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

You rang?

Posted by: Graham "nazi" Platner at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (lCppi)

262 Pelley did this because he has integrity-- but also because he has power.
----

he had not the power to escape being shit-canned
other than that, he is a media colossus
Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

never heard flouncing and being fired being called a power. And if 60 Minutes replaces him with a couple of cute newsreaders they will get much better results.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)

263 Thanks TMJ on the House thing. Still preposterous and disastrous that the Dems have a chance at anything, considering how repugnant and bats**t they have become.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (U/Byj)

264 259 Aids run the Senate, apparently. And they hate Senators, it seems.


AIDES

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)

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What if it's actually Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome?

How deep does this go?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (KbEzc)

265 Oh, look! totally not like Obama!

"President Donald Trump, in an interview released Wednesday, confirmed an earlier report that he criticized Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as “crazy,” and says he’s “a little bit perturbed” that Israel’s fighting with Hezbollah in Lebanon is holding back peace talks with Iran."

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (GD0B3)

266 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

Damn it I was this close to saying umpire but thought it was too accurate to be funny

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (vQBGy)

267 What battle took place at Battle Ground, Washington, I wonder.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

268 263 Thanks TMJ on the House thing. Still preposterous and disastrous that the Dems have a chance at anything, considering how repugnant and bats**t they have become.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (U/Byj)

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*shrugs*

Out of power parties do well in midterms. It's just a thing.

Not even Obama's people could figure out how to reverse it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (KbEzc)

269 Pictured: That Face Where you finally finish reading the content between doing other things, and find an empty comment section, but it's been 40 minutes...

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)

270 Scott Pelley grew up in Texas and graduated from Texas Tech.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 01:36 PM (rJ48h)

Ugh, I can top that. My college produced Walter Cronkite. The shame...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 03, 2026 02:02 PM (k9OZB)

271 I am getting close to the 'what is Trump doing' phase on Iran, but I don't waste my time trying to figure it out if I can't tell.

He has a reason for everything, I just hope his reason this time isn't some quack "peace". We will see.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (vQBGy)

272 Luckily, I never even heard of this guy Pelley until yesterday.

***
Posted by: zombie at June 03, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)

Me neither.
Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (lCppi)

Yeah, I used to know who the people on 60 minutes were even if I never watched them...

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (8avO+)

273 267 What battle took place at Battle Ground, Washington, I wonder.
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

US Cav shot an Indian Chief there. One guy. Not much of a battle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

274
And if 60 Minutes replaces him with a couple of cute newsreaders they will get much better results.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)

____________

Breathless announcement. Heaving bosom. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (O0L8i)

275 Out of power parties do well in midterms. It's just a thing.


we shall see

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (j+aD2)

276 I'm still laughing over a proclamation signed by the Governor of Indiana, naming June as Nuclear Family Month.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:56 PM (qx7Zg)

____________

Sponsored by the Fusion Party.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 01:59 PM (O0L8i)

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I love telling the story of how the last time I was in Berkeley, maybe the late 90s, they had "Nuclear Free Zone" signs all over.

All I could imagine was the irony of ChiComm atomic bomb mushroom clouds everywhere all at once.

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (ZNDdh)

277 Scott Pelley is jealous that Owebama only likes getting blow jobs from FAT white guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Aides don't run the Senate.

In some cases with decrepit senators like Mitch, staff can have outsize influence, especially on committees.

And depending on the topic, some aides can have material influence on some members. So it all depends, but very far from staff running things.

The Tuesday lunch with the members gossiping and kibbitzing has more impact than staff for many of them, in many cases.

All this from years of being there, which was years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (U/Byj)

279 Ace could name the crow Bari and each carcass he receives a cbs castoff.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (n5tGW)

280 In 20 years will anyone know or give a fuck who Scott Pelley was

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (vQBGy)

281 123 Scott Pelley thinks Hilary Clinton 'is hot'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 01:40 PM (xcxpd)


And he's sure welcome to have her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (JDbs9)

282 267 It was some standoff with the Indians. Only one person was killed — the Indians’ chief. So not much of a battle.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

283 Morley Safer

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (ZxPkt)

284 280 In 20 years will anyone know or give a fuck who Scott Pelley was

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (vQBGy)

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That's a funny way to spell hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (KbEzc)

285 Saw something on YewToob, video about some practical thing or other with the name "Elias Yoder" on the account - some AI-generated video with exactly the same content as about three other channels. I didn't take the time to chase down to find the original, because there were so many with exactly the same topic. Makes it hard to go to the original source on something instead of the (probably copyright-infringing) copied content.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (86wcx)

286 And if 60 Minutes replaces him with a couple of cute newsreaders they will get much better results.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (8avO+)

____________

Breathless announcement. Heaving bosom. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:03 PM (O0L8i)

Rounded and glistening. Two scoops, fully packed!

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (q2NNn)

287
In 20 years will anyone know or give a fuck who Scott Pelley was

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (vQBGy)

_____________

The Frank Reynolds of John Chancellors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (O0L8i)

288 In 20 years will anyone know or give a fuck who Scott Pelley was
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:04 PM (vQBGy)

More like 20 days.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (lCppi)

289 Pretty sure we would have held in 2018 without the 50 Mystery Retirements

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:06 PM (vQBGy)

290 289 Pretty sure we would have held in 2018 without the 50 Mystery Retirements


exactly

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:06 PM (j+aD2)

291
Scott is a brave soul, and I approve of his wadded up panty tantrum.

Posted by: Dan Rather, CBS News at June 03, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

292 Why yes, Redditors, Pelley would indeed fit right in at The Bulwark. Just not for the reasons you're implying.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 02:06 PM (gtcuf)

293 Scott Pelley licks the lint out from uncircumcised penises.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Obama could have resolved this problem years ago, but he was too busy throwing a party and hanging out with Paul McCartney singing "Hey Jew".

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (D1E+2)

295 More like 20 days.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 02:05 PM (lCppi)

I know, I was trying to be nice. Also you've got these lib hangers on who will want to keep him relevant. But yeah of course you're right. People barely do now.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (vQBGy)

296 > Aides don't run the Senate.
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No, but they do "run" a number of Senators. Quite a few, actually. Like most of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (jehhT)

297 Well aware of the mid-term pattern. Just disgusted/surprised/not really surprised that the country can only bestir itself once every half-century or so. The trauma of 9/11 and the inevitable idiocy of the Dems produced 2002. I'd count the unprecedented slaughter of 2010 (from county to fed) along with '02 and '34 (?) as counter to the pattern, 2010 because of the tone and extent of the revolt.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (U/Byj)

298
Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)

299 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)



Forget it. It's Oregon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Scott will now have to broker his time between the Dollar Store parking lot dumpster and the glory hole at the nearby park's public mens room and making dinner for his "wife".

Posted by: Scott Is A Fag at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (IqKsT)

301 Getta load of dis Pelley cork soaker.

Posted by: Zombies Chet Huntley and David Brinkley at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (q2NNn)

302
Pelley's still pissed he got passed over for the top anchor spot by Tony Dokoupil.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (IifOV)

303 Pictured: That Face Where you finally finish reading the content between doing other things, and find an empty comment section, but it's been 40 minutes...
Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:02 PM (Sy6m/)


I'm thinking this is the exact situation which led to the inaugural instance of my good friend Sponge typing "FIRST!!!" but it showed up as a triple-digit comment number.
I don't care if I am not accurate. That's the truth I believe!

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (90oZi)

304
Who watches those shows?

Husband and I are old and we haven't watched any news in many years.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (x4yF4)

305 259 Aids run the Senate, apparently. And they hate Senators, it seems.


AIDES
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 02:00 PM (j+aD2)

I dunno, with all the gay bareback buttfucking going on, it was probably right the first time.

Posted by: But it's a hetero disease too, y'know at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

306 Bulg still remembers Jessica Savitch, and the effect she had on young Bulg.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

307 289 Pretty sure we would have held in 2018 without the 50 Mystery Retirements

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:06 PM (vQBGy)

=======

The problem with 2018 was the entire Republican establishment saying, "Maybe Trump is a Russian agent?"

You turn off Republican leaners two ways with this. The first is, "Oh, Trump is a Russian agent. I can't vote." The other is, "Oh, the GOP is fighting the standardbearer of the party. I can't vote."

The retirements eliminated the advantage of incumbency, yes, but this was more of an effect of the overall strategy the party establishment took to dealing with Trump rather than the actual cause of the poor midterm results (which were out of step with economic indicators).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (KbEzc)

308 Scott Pelley eats corn longways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

309 >> Bari Weiss and Nick Bilton sought out Pelley for a private meeting last week, but the longtime correspondent did not take them up on the offer to talk.

I knew there would be some dick sucking involved, and I’m not opposed to that. But this was the dick that broke the camels back, so to speak.

Posted by: Scotty Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (nmw7B)

310 Aids run the Senate, apparently. And they hate Senators, it seems.



I thought it was Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

311 296 > Aides don't run the Senate.
----------
No, but they do "run" a number of Senators. Quite a few, actually. Like most of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (jehhT)

======

I'm going to defer to rhomboid on this.

rhomboid worked Capitol Hill in the Senate. His experience outweighs my supposition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (KbEzc)

312 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)


Apparently only for the dirty poors who do not deserve such things.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)

313 275 Out of power parties do well in midterms. It's just a thing.

we shall see
Posted by: Black Orchid

Sure. The real question is if they'll do well enough. A couple seats won't matter much if they don't regain control of a chamber.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)

314 Can't speak to today, but back when I was there no, almost no senators were run by staff. The obvious outliers such as dummies like Chic Hecht or out-of-it types like Claiborne (Well-borne, Still-born) Pell didn't disprove the general pattern.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (U/Byj)

315 I don't care if I am not accurate. That's the truth I believe!
Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (90oZi)



The world may never know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Looks like Pelley's 60 minutes ran out.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

317
Bulg still remembers Jessica Savitch, and the effect she had on young Bulg.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

___________

When I was young and stupid I had a crush on Lynne Russell.

*blushes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:11 PM (O0L8i)

318 Pffft. Here's MY favorite. Goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnndcv3

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (5xuJ/)


I. WANT. ONE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

------------

I saw a great vigilante movie in the theater (along with just a handful of people) in 1980 called "The Exterminator."

"A man's best friend is killed on the streets of New York City. He then transforms -- using a flamethrower -- into a violent killer, turning New York City into a great war zone."

The stuff that fantasies are made of ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (ZNDdh)
______

Fun fact: Exterminator was written and directed by a super-rich scion of Wall Street royalty that The Blade represented many years ago. He got bored with movies and decided to design his own supercar.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

319 What if it's actually Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome?

How deep does this go?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (KbEzc)

How long is the average DC homo's erect penis?

Posted by: Becoming distressingly math-like at June 03, 2026 02:11 PM (TbWk/)

320 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?

Yes. The bill is IP28 and it goes well beyond hunting and fishing including bans on all livestock agriculture and animal husbandry. Every moron in Portland, Eugene and Salem will vote for it.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 02:11 PM (JsZm/)

321 314 Can't speak to today, but back when I was there no, almost no senators were run by staff. The obvious outliers such as dummies like Chic Hecht or out-of-it types like Claiborne (Well-borne, Still-born) Pell didn't disprove the general pattern.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (U/Byj)

======

Mitch being in such bad shape leaves opening for his staff to take control.

But the more common pattern is going to be people like Mike Lee or Ted Cruz who do seem to direct policy decisions within their office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:11 PM (KbEzc)

322 If it wasn't for this post, I wouldn't know 60 Minutes was still a thing
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (THY4u)

Likewise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 02:12 PM (1z8ji)

323 298
Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)


No. Some commie faggots in Oregon are trying to criminalize doing anything with animals whatsoever. It's an attempted ballot measure, not legislation.

It is too late for peace and comity with TWANLOC, and too soon to just kill them all and dump the bodies in a mass grave.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:12 PM (Sy6m/)

324
Lemme,

Same here.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:12 PM (x4yF4)

325 Looks like Pelley's 60 minutes ran out.
Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

SFX *ticking stopwatch*

Screen Fade to black

Posted by: Porky Pig "That's All, Folks!" at June 03, 2026 02:12 PM (q2NNn)

326 The world may never know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)


Now I want a Tootsie Roll Pop

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (90oZi)

327 Back in the day, TV news men weren't such pricks as we see today

Chet Huntley
David Brinkley
Roger Mudd
Frank Reynolds

Cronkite broke from the pack and became a legend in his own mind, declaring the Vietnam war 'unwinnable'
then came that asshole Dan Rather, and a parade of flacks and hacks
Sam Donaldson made it his mission in life to harass Reagan at every opportunity
A PLAGUE ON THEIR HOUSES

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (ZxPkt)

328
If it wasn't for this post, I wouldn't know 60 Minutes was still a thing
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (THY4u)

_________

The Saturday Night Live of The Tonight Shows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (O0L8i)

329 Hey, someone mentioned Obama.

The obama presidential library of Doom is going to open in 16 more days! I've been busy and forgetting the countdown but that makes me so happy.

Tickets $30. Get yours today.

Gift shop....most expensive item...a $395 US Mooch inspired pearl necklace.

I can't wait for the opening!!

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (Sco7b)

330
With Scott Pelley's huge ego gone, they car par down 60 minutes to 30 minutes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (IifOV)

331 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?

Yes. The bill is IP28 and it goes well beyond hunting and fishing including bans on all livestock agriculture and animal husbandry. Every moron in Portland, Eugene and Salem will vote for it.
Posted by: Halfhand

Those assholes can fucking starve.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (WajUg)

332 Gift shop....most expensive item...a $395 US Mooch inspired pearl necklace.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Posted by: Dispensed by Big Mike himself at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (TbWk/)

333 I also heard Scott Pelley took too much vacation time. He's always packing his shit.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (gtcuf)

334
Don't forget me, bitches!

Posted by: Connie Chung, CBS News at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (IifOV)

335 320 The other states should refuse to send any of their meat to Oregon. Let those brain-dead lunatics starve.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (77rzZ)

336 I think the last time I saw 60 minutes was the Bill and Hillary thing now that I think about it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (n5tGW)

337 Apparently, food inflation in Iran is 25%.

per week.

Why isn't Trump dropping bombs?

What bomb could be more damaging that 25% food inflation a week?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (KbEzc)

338
Now I want a Tootsie Roll Pop
Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (90oZi)



RIGHT!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

339
Pelley wishes he could last 60 minutes.

I bet 10 seconds and he would be done.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:15 PM (x4yF4)

340 331 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?

Yes.
Posted by: Halfhand


No.
Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:12 PM (Sy6m/)




And that's when the fight started, officer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

341 Is Oregon really trying to criminalize hunting and fishing?

Yes. The bill is IP28 and it goes well beyond hunting and fishing including bans on all livestock agriculture and animal husbandry. Every moron in Portland, Eugene and Salem will vote for it.


Great, next comes the whining because Tillamook products are going to get (more) expensive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (+9wcF)

342 308 Scott Pelley eats corn longways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He makes long, uncomfortable eye-contact as he sucks his Weißwurst.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

343
I bet 10 seconds and he would be done.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:15 PM (x4yF4)



He strives for rodeo cred.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

344 See, Oregonians just want to live in harmony with nature. Like the Native Americans, who never hunted or fished.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

345 He makes long, uncomfortable eye-contact as he sucks his Weißwurst.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

He asks the guy at the urinal next to him how he's doing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

346 Scott Pelley loves going to state fairs and renaissance festivals for the sausage on a stick offerings.

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

347 See, Oregonians just want to live in harmony with nature. Like the Native Americans, who never hunted or fished.

Even more amusing is that there are no carve-outs for the native tribes.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (JsZm/)

348 Don't forget me, bitches!
Posted by: Connie Chung, CBS News at June 03, 2026 02:14 PM (IifOV)



Who could........


https://youtu.be/xFzt5FvDjiI?t=22

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

349 He makes long, uncomfortable eye-contact as he sucks his Weißwurst.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

He asks the guy at the urinal next to him how he's doing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

Nice dick!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

350
The only reason women or men would fuck him is they are hoping for fame and fortune.

They bet on the wrong horse.

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (x4yF4)

351 O/T , sort off...I told you Andor sucked, you did not believe me Andor fans!..Gilroy made that show into a vehicle for his political delusions, and that is why it sucked, I saw right through it. So ....fascinst, man! While his party is supporting, and running literal nazis and islamonazis across the US. Hollyweird is so fkng dumb.

"Disney’s Star Wars movie and streaming series creator Tony Gilroy blasted the “fascists” for taking over America during his acceptance speech for his Peabody Award Sunday and compared President Donald Trump administration to the fictional evil empire."

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (GD0B3)

352 Even more amusing is that there are no carve-outs for the native tribes.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (JsZm/)

A 'make everyone a criminal' law.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

353 See, Oregonians just want to live in harmony with nature. Like the Native Americans, who never hunted or fished.
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)



I eagerly await the overrun of wolves they're destined for should this actually happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

354 Nice dick!
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

355 Scott Pelley wears driving gloves in the car.

His car? A Toyota Camry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

356 Most of the main actors engaged in that dreck of a show aligned with Gilroy's political bent too. All dumb as doorknobs.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 02:22 PM (GD0B3)

357 345 He makes long, uncomfortable eye-contact as he sucks his Weißwurst.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

He asks the guy at the urinal next to him how he's doing. if he can offer a hand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

358 Yes. The bill is IP28 and it goes well beyond hunting and fishing including bans on all livestock agriculture and animal husbandry. Every moron in Portland, Eugene and Salem will vote for it.
Posted by: Halfhand

Those assholes can fucking starve.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (WajUg)
---
Yep. More bacon for the rest of us!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 02:23 PM (gnNyN)

359 Sure someone pointed out that at least one 'journalist' at the meeting told Pelley he was being a dick so not everyone gave him a standing ovation if an ovation is even true.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:23 PM (WNOcj)

360 Scott Pelley wears a fedora.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

361 Scott Pelley's story is a Harry Potter novel.

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Kdi1r)

362
Pictured: That Face Where you finally finish reading the content between doing other things, and find an empty comment section, but it's been 40 minutes...
Posted by: SciVo

================

Like missing the chance to buy apple at $0.04/share.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)

363 360 What’s wrong with a fedora? I’d have more respect for him were that the case.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

364 "You are not going to intimidate me in front of this group of people."

Huh. Sounds like a classic bully, who has to have his crew backing him up.

Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (kU0PQ)

365
His car? A Toyota Camry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)



Chrysler K Wagon.


https://tinyurl.com/2s3ns8sv

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

366
Are they all this stupid???

Trump War Room

@TrumpWarRoom
·
1h
Sara Jacobs let her Trump Derangement Syndrome completely derail a Foreign Affairs Committee hearing — and then got embarrassed by
@SecRubio
:

JACOBS: "Your shoes look very nice today Mr. Secretary." 🤡

RUBIO: "Well how can you see them, they're way down here... We're talking about shoes — are you guys kidding me? I mean is this the Foreign Affairs Committee or is this like a circus? What is this?"

Posted by: beckster at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (kX27y)

367 Damn it I was this close to saying umpire but thought it was too accurate to be funny

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:01 PM (vQBGy)

It would have been so on I would've thought you a stalker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

368 I was looking up how long you should put between fasts. The web (bing AI) said you can do 24 hours a couple times a week, but 48 hour fasts should only be twice a month.

Does that make sense?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

369 360 Scott Pelley wears a fedora.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

*tips fedora*

Milady!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (KL9cQ)

370 Oregon is going to adopt the Morgenthau Plan? Gutsy

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (W5mpo)

371
His car? A Toyota Camry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

__________

Miata. Says you're a bottom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (O0L8i)

372 I eagerly await the overrun of wolves they're destined for should this actually happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)


The Provisional Government of the Oregon Territory was established around the basis of a probate court and the voluntary wolf bounty established by the local settlers.
it is only fitting that the state should collapse around a fight over reestablishing wolves in the state.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (rbvCR)

373 Scott Pelly's favorite color is penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

374 Chrysler K Wagon.


https://tinyurl.com/2s3ns8sv
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Mmmmm. Faux wood panels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

375 Key Provisions

Hunting and Fishing: All licensed hunting, sport, and commercial fishing would be classified as animal abuse, removing current legal exemptions oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Farming and Animal Husbandry: Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, or fiber would be considered criminal under IP28. Routine livestock breeding and many standard farm practices could be reclassified as sexual assault of animals oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Trapping and Pest Control: Legal trapping, including wildlife management and pest control, would become illegal oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)

376 355 Scott Pelley wears driving gloves in the car.

His car? A Toyota Camry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:21 PM

You know he wears a blue covid face mask in his car, even when he's alone.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (IifOV)

377 Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:13 PM (ZxPkt)

This was after we kicked the NVA and viet cong's ass in the Tet Offensive. The Left are always rooting against the US military.

Right now they want Iran to kick our ass.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (WNOcj)

378 Nobody is going to remember any of them. Who ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (/b0rQ)

379 Scott Bessent named a name from the Epstein files in a senate committee hearing today.

It was Democrat Senator Ron Wydon's son.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (KbEzc)

380 Typical broadcast diva behavior.

Back when I worked in the radio industry I used to encounter it all the time. It comes around when the broadcast "talent" begins to believe that they are bigger than the "brand" (the radio/tv station) and that it will crash if they ever leave. They usually leave and the station suffers nothing.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (k1E2D)

381 *tips fedora*

Milady!
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:26 PM (KL9cQ)

That is what is wrong with it, bulg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

382 380 Typical broadcast diva behavior.

Back when I worked in the radio industry I used to encounter it all the time. It comes around when the broadcast "talent" begins to believe that they are bigger than the "brand" (the radio/tv station) and that it will crash if they ever leave. They usually leave and the station suffers nothing.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (k1E2D)

=======

"I don't get it."
-Chris Wallace

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (KbEzc)

383 Scott Pelly's favorite color is penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

--------------

Isn't engorged a color ... kind of bluish?

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (ZNDdh)

384 Scott Pelly's favorite color is penis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

I just burst into completely inappropriate laughter in the middle of the shop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (Kdi1r)

385 Scott Pelley is heartbroken. He can't go to work for Pravda or Izvestiya, because the Soviet Union fell.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (qx7Zg)

386 It would have been so on I would've thought you a stalker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (dK+Kv)

I would definitely be a stalker if I wasn't so neurotic.

You know like the whole "I can't follow this chick to her job again, what will she think of me if she finds out".

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (vQBGy)

387 To paraphrase Mater:

“Liberals is so dumb!”

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

388
Mmmmm. Faux wood panels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)



Worked with a guy that drove one of those. He was quite the douche. His wife was one hideous lady who worked for the PBS station in Dallas, KERA.

We used to place the magnetic logos on coworkers' desks in a game we called "The Big Fan!" They had to find it before the end of the day and remove it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

389 Hunting and Fishing: All licensed hunting, sport, and commercial fishing would be classified as animal abuse, removing current legal exemptions oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Farming and Animal Husbandry: Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, or fiber would be considered criminal under IP28. Routine livestock breeding and many standard farm practices could be reclassified as sexual assault of animals oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Trapping and Pest Control: Legal trapping, including wildlife management and pest control, would become illegal oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)
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Any state stupid enough to implement any of those provisions DESERVES to die, surrounded by tasty, tasty food that they are not allowed to eat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (gnNyN)

390 Scott Pelly's favorite color is penis.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

Lol. Also, coincidently, his favorite ice cream flavor. Two scoops of dick for this guy!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

391
I just burst into completely inappropriate laughter in the middle of the shop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (Kdi1r)




Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

392
Who watches those shows?

Husband and I are old and we haven't watched any news in many years.

Posted by: four seasons

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In my old neighborhood, I used to take walks in the early evening. Quaint little houses, old hood that's unaffordable for young families now. House after house after house, you could see the glow of evening news on a giant screen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 PM (n7rxJ)

393 Two scoops of dick for this guy!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:30 PM (zZu0s)



A comment without a sock that will live in infamy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

394 What’s a CBS and 60 Minutes?
- Everyone under 30

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Tpp9k)

395 It was Democrat Senator Ron Wydon's son.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:28 PM (KbEzc)


This is called a brushback pitch. Trump's cabinet seems to understands this sort of play.

It is more genteel than walking around with a baseball bat and talking about "appropriate behavior here while you is my guest"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (rbvCR)

396 363 360 What’s wrong with a fedora?

it's the start of the slippery slope that leads to putting on your wizard hat and robe.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

397 Scott Pelley loved the Dilly Dilly commercials.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

398 I would definitely be a stalker if I wasn't so neurotic.

You know like the whole "I can't follow this chick to her job again, what will she think of me if she finds out".

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (vQBGy)

You got to power through it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (dK+Kv)

399 Key Provisions

Hunting and Fishing: All licensed hunting, sport, and commercial fishing would be classified as animal abuse, removing current legal exemptions oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Farming and Animal Husbandry: Raising animals for food, dairy, eggs, or fiber would be considered criminal under IP28. Routine livestock breeding and many standard farm practices could be reclassified as sexual assault of animals oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.
Trapping and Pest Control: Legal trapping, including wildlife management and pest control, would become illegal oregonhunters.orgoregonhunters.org+1.

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)

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The mass exodus and remaining starving will be glorious.

Is there NOTHING that irrational communism can't kill?

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (ZNDdh)

400 it's the start of the slippery slope that leads to putting on your wizard hat and robe.
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

Lightning bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning bolt!

*throws Styrofoam balls*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

401 What’s wrong with a fedora?

it's the start of the slippery slope that leads to putting on your wizard hat and robe.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

Is that related to the idea that watching actual history shows on the History Channel is Early Onset Republican?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:32 PM (Kdi1r)

402 395
This is called a brushback pitch. Trump's cabinet seems to understands this sort of play.

It is more genteel than walking around with a baseball bat and talking about "appropriate behavior here while you is my guest"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (rbvCR)

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If people actually cared about the Epstein Files, I'd agree.

But no one actually cares about the Epstein Files.

They are a symbolic issue on which to hang other concerns, mostly "Trump is a poopyhead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 02:32 PM (KbEzc)

403 Nood. California.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (ExV1e)

404 comment not found.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

405 I would definitely be a stalker if I wasn't so neurotic.

You know like the whole "I can't follow this chick to her job again, what will she think of me if she finds out".

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (vQBGy)

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I'm extremely neurotic AND a former stalker.

The heart wants what the heart wants ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (ZNDdh)

406 396 363 360 What’s wrong with a fedora?

it's the start of the slippery slope that leads to putting on your wizard hat and robe.
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

Magic Missile!
Magic Missile!
LIGHTNING BOLT!

Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (KL9cQ)

407 Nood California.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (Kdi1r)

408 Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I balem/credit MAE. I wanted to talk baseball, but he baited me into this Scott Pelly business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 02:34 PM (dK+Kv)

409 A comment without a sock that will live in infamy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Hah! As long as I don't quote Queensryche, I'll live to fight another day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 03, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

410 The obama presidential library of Doom is going to open in 16 more days! I've been busy and forgetting the countdown but that makes me so happy.

The crooked DEI arch he had put up out front to counteract the Arc de Trump in DC was an especially good touch.

I've seen even hard-left websites refer to the library as "a Klingon prison".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

411 Pelley's favorite nuts are penisnuts.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (WNOcj)

412 337 Apparently, food inflation in Iran is 25%.

per week.

Why isn't Trump dropping bombs?

What bomb could be more damaging that 25% food inflation a week?


tsar stinkbomba. that'll never wash out.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:35 PM (sGtp+)

413 396 363 360 What’s wrong with a fedora?

it's the start of the slippery slope that leads to putting on your wizard hat and robe.
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 02:31 PM (sGtp+)

Magic Missile!
Magic Missile!
LIGHTNING BOLT!
Posted by: Scott Pelley at June 03, 2026 02:33 PM (KL9cQ)

Yiff!

Posted by: Furries at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (q2NNn)

414 I eagerly await the overrun of wolves they're destined for should this actually happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, there won't be any livestock, or pets, for them to eat, will there? Oregonians will all be out grazing on organically-grown pasture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 02:36 PM (1z8ji)

415 Ron Wyden fears his son being investigated for acting like Hunter Biden using his father's influence to get money and investments. Especially for a cabaret.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

416 362
Pictured: That Face Where you finally finish reading the content between doing other things, and find an empty comment section, but it's been 40 minutes...
Posted by: SciVo

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Like missing the chance to buy apple at $0.04/share.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:25 PM (n7rxJ)


EXACTLY

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Sy6m/)

417 Food inflation in Mugabes Zimbabwe was 1M% and he stayed in power for 40 years.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Tpp9k)

418 212 South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store [Not the Bee]

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South Africa can go fuck itself.
Those farmers better get the hell out of there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 02:41 PM (e0ARE)

419 >>>Why isn't Trump dropping bombs?
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He's dropping bombs, and they are yuge.
But silent. The starving don't yell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 02:52 PM (e0ARE)

420 Ellison, and his nepo babies are flaming liberals and so is Wiess. The only thing that will change is there will be no more negative coverage of Israel.

Posted by: resist_we_much at June 03, 2026 03:56 PM (cpys8)

421 Yeah, but what does Jake Tapper have to say about all this? Cuz he's the most trusted name in news don't you know...

Posted by: Jellybowl at June 03, 2026 04:14 PM (W+TLY)

Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School; More Is Coming About His "Behavior" with Women

I was wondering about Larry O'Connor's statement from a few weeks back: That the Nazi tattoo is only the tip of the iceberg and much, much worse was coming.

Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

Apparently there's more. The really toxic stuff hasn't been released yet.

No one is saying it but it sounds like they're hinting about the r-word, and I don't mean his already established racism. This seems to be hinting about sexual misconduct of some kind.

The latest is the sexting scandal wherein Platner texted sexually explicit messages to a half-dozen to a dozen women. The original report was about a dozen women and the campaign says it was only about a half-dozen. From there came revelations that Platner has been on a social site called Kik, which is a favorite site of predators. And, bubbling to the surface are allegations that Platner might have left school for alarming reasons -- those are being whispered about right now.

Could cheating or an honor code violation be an "alarming reason"? I don't think so. It sounds like something more serious.

He writes about the various people shifting blame for Graham Platner's serial infidelity to the staffer who tipped the media after the texts were shared by his wife.

This includes a Washington Post "reporter," who took the odd position that the source who revealed relevant information about a political candidate should be shunned and banned from employment.

That doesn't sound like a "reporter."

That sounds like a Democrat Party fixer determined to punish those who leak the truth about Nazi candidates:

loisromanodemocratoperative.jpg

After people questioned why a "journalist" is so committed to covering up the truth from the public, she deleted that tweet -- and has refused to answer questions about it since.

Of course, Democrat Socialists are also blaming... the Jews. See his substack for that, with a DSA "former campaign staffer" attacking a NYT journalist who wrote about the Platner affairs for having belonged to a "Students for Israel" group in college.

This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

As I've pointed out myself, he notes that when Graham Platner talks vaguely about problems he's had in his marriage, he's talking about a "marriage" that isn't yet three years old. He was sexting with strange women from his wedding day.

And his "redemption arc" is now only weeks or months old -- his wife brought these sexts to the attention of the campaign after it started, which is less than a year old.

He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!

So all the "talks" and "growth" he's talking about -- happened in the past few months.

Back to Erickson, and hints about what kind of "alarming reasons" led to the rich bitch nepo baby's ejection from tony Hotchkiss Academy:

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The man has a Nazi tattoo. He said soldiers in combat deserved to die. He blamed Susan Collins for sending him to war, despite volunteering repeatedly, even going back with Blackwater. He bragged about killing people. He fantasized about rape and said rape victims deserved some blame. He bragged about taking leave to have sex with prostitutes in Southeast Asia. And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing.

I didn't hear about the fantasies about rape, but it's very ominous when combined with the next sentence:

Soon we'll get the even worse allegations against him and what he did to women beyond fantasy.

Just remember that the Democrats have stuck with him. Eventually, the PodBros, Bulwark, and the rest will abandon Graham Platner. Once they're done blaming the Jews, the victims, the women around Platner, the Republicans, and others -- they'll abandon him. What's coming will force them to abandon him.

And when they finally flee, remember they were comfortable with him through all of these things -- things that all point to where the next accusations will be.

I can't wait for the Tucker Carlson interview.

Obviously I don't know anything about this, but I am able to read words and infer the meanings they're implying.

Now I wondered, if there's an absolutely radioactive attack coming, why is it being held? The primary is in six days, next Tuesday.

But of course Janet Mills has announced she remains a candidate in the race, albeit one whose campaign is suspended. So Democrats could abandon Platner and vote for Mills instead.

So I think this hit is being held until after they're locked into Platner, after they've chained themselves to his stinking corpse.

Or who knows, maybe this is a false op designed to scare Democrats off of Platner.

I guess we'll see.

In his interview with Two-Way, he says that classmates are talking about the reasons for his ejection from Hotchkiss, and "reporters are circling," and, once again, "women" specifically are talking about it.

Why would women in particular be talking about it if it's just about, say, an underaged DUI? Seems that the allegations have something specifically to do with women.

One thing that makes me less confident of these rumors: Larry O'Connor does not chime in and say "I've heard this too." He previously had reported he knew some really bad stuff was coming, but he does not say here that this is what he was talking about.

I'd like to hear someone else saying they're hearing these same rumors. I don't want to say that I don't trust Erick Erickson, but it's always important to remember, I don't trust Erick Erickson.


By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani's whiz-kid spin doctor -- under fire for allegedly threatening a whistleblowing ex-staffer to US Senate hopeful Graham Platner -- brazenly admitted to blasting out nude photos of himself in a resurfaced blog post.

Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion, made the bizarre confession while defending disgraced former California lefty Rep. Katie Hill in a November 2019 blog post after she quit Congress.

The openly bisexual ex-lawmaker resigned that month amid a storm of affair allegations involving multiple staffers -- and right after a trove of leaked nude photos were published online.


"I've sent nudes and I've received nudes," Katz blithely admitted in the Medium post titled "Katie Hill Resigned for Our Sins."

"We need to reach a cultural understanding where sexual photos that were consensually exchanged get deleted once their relationship ends or either side no longer consents," he wrote.


"Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."

The Washington Free Beacon was the first to report on the blog post Tuesday as Katz faced renewed scrutiny over his alleged involvement in the snowballing saga involving Platner, the Democrat running to unseat Republican incumbent Sen. Susan Collins in Maine.

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The report alleges Katz pressured Genevieve McDonald, the Democrat's former political director, in an effort to block a story on the candidate's alleged lewd messages to women.

"If the story goes in its current iteration, we'll communicate directly on the record, and by name, that Genevieve violated the personal trust of Amy and Graham and shared explicit falsehoods to sabotage the campaign," Katz told McDonald through an intermediary, the outlet reported.

After his alleged dirty political antics were exposed, Katz whined online that it was "no one's f--king business" what happened between Platner and his wife, Amy, before he started his run for office.

This guy is "openly bisexual"?

morriskatz.jpg

I think we're being pretty loose with the term "bisexual," here.

That's not even scratching the surface: He wrote a "children's book" for children about penises and masturbation and even wanted to include pictures of his own penis in the children's book but his publisher told him that would be "inappropriate."

See, he didn't know until he was told that.

Was that wrong?


Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon

One year later, in 2020, Katz published (through a company owned by his mother) a children's book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys that included sections on "Your New Penis," "The Magic of Masturbation," and "Toxic Masculinity."

Katz proposed using an image of his own penis in the book "to get this point across" but his publisher "said it was inappropriate."

So he's an expert on Curious Boys, huh?


Full story from the Washington Free Beacon:

In 2020 Katz wrote a children's book--through a publishing house owned by his mother--called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys.

The book includes sections on "Your New Penis," "The Magic of Masturbation," and "Toxic Masculinity."

In March, Politico reported that on page 17 of the book, next to a chart discussing the phases of puberty, Katz wrote:

"At first, we were going to use images of my penis to get this point across, but the publisher said it was inappropriate so here we are."

I imagine he'll say this is a joke, but I don't think it's a joke to tell children that you would like to show them your penis. I think that's grooming and hinting around to gauge interest.


Hello everyone. How are you this beautiful Wednesday?

Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass. Except the entire thing had been eaten. Only the feathers and beak were left.

So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.

Thanks, guys. I've heard crows sometimes drop off currency. How about that instead?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Killer of giants threatens us all.
Mountains of madness, standing so tall.
Rising so proudly, it has nowhere to fall.
This killer of giants, this killer of giants ...

Who kills the Killer of Giants? Why, The Blade of course. He slays them with ferocious FIRSTS. Then he chops them up and roasts them over a spit and serves them with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

2 Democrats are leaking now to try and convince him to drop out, knowing that if they go nuclear on him and he still wins the primary, they've nuked him themselves for the general...making enemies of the progressive base.

This stuff is bad, but it's not the worst.

The worst will come from Collins, the only Republican left in the Northeast at the federal level, who sits atop a throne of skulls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (KbEzc)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (NcvvS)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

5 They gonna try to rebrand him as a another hypermasculine frat boy failed candidate doing no no stuff? I can see that. It's much better for them than the truth about him.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (vQBGy)

6 Erick Erickson talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:16 PM (6jy2V)

8 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)

9 Golly
no wonder Fuck Schumer likes the guy
politics amirite or what

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (ZxPkt)

10 Platner is Ashely Judd with a penis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (R+iUD)

11 This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

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Nazis are bad because they hate Jews, not because of any of their policies regarding the structure of government or its breadth of powers, I've been told for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?


He was probably taking the dean's wife to pound town.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (xbf8A)

13 Democrat debauchery is fine as long as it's properly covered, by the face, with a pillow, until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Maine Voter: Qualifications to be our Senator?

Platner: I like rape, murder, arson and rape.

Maine Voter: You said rape twice.

Platner: I like rape.

Maine Voter: Charming!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles 2: Platner's Boogaloo at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (IqKsT)

15 >>> 11 This is where I used to say "unbelievable" but of course it's not unbelievable, it's mainstream Democrat Communist/Nazi/Jihadist Party agitation.

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Nazis are bad because they hate Jews, not because of any of their policies regarding the structure of government or its breadth of powers, I've been told for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

"... and JOOOS are NAZIS!!!" -- also leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (R+iUD)

16 8 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar

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No Democrat was going to win against Collins.

Polling of the state sucks ass, and she always wins by as much as Lindsay Graham wins in SC.

The Democrat Party is a grifting party pulling hundreds of millions out of donors big and small to launder through donors, and they will latch onto any potential thought of a win to get another 7 figures out of their braindead base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (KbEzc)

17 how is a person sexually excited by a port-a-potty

I mean, that's straight jacket rubber room shit right there

Posted by: Don Black, shooting from the hip and keeping it real at June 03, 2026 12:19 PM (ZxPkt)

18 After people questioned why a "journalist" is so committed to covering up the truth from the public, she deleted that tweet -- and has refused to answer questions about it since.

Question asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

19 Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (vQBGy)

LOL. When I think of "hypermasculine frat boys" , a possible Serial cheater with a Nazi tatoo who in his forties goes on a website with teenagers immediately comes to mind.

The left obviously had no clue about how to appeal to non leftists .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (6jy2V)

20 He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!

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I don't think he has, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (KbEzc)

21 "Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion"

Morris Katz? Morris Fucking Katz? This is one of the Jewy-ist Jew names in all of Jewish Jewdom. I mean, it's not quite Schmul Jewstein, but close.

I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

22 I am able to read words and infer the meanings they're implying.

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Fucking braggart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)

23 I keep telling you that Platner hasn’t released his DD214 for a reason. It gets worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (rBp1O)

24 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Sure they did.

Dems: What do you think of Donald Trump?

GP: I hate him!

Dems: How much?

GP: A whole lot. I really, REALLY hate him.

Dems: You're our man!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

25 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

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The guy who orchestrated the smallest win in the NYC mayoral race in decades?

He's a force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (KbEzc)

26 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.


Freudian slip?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

27 We're ruled by perverts and degenerates.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (rJ48h)

28 24 Good grief! Evidently no Democrats did any kind of proper investigation before selecting him.

Sure they did.

Dems: What do you think of Donald Trump?

GP: I hate him!

Dems: How much?

GP: A whole lot. I really, REALLY hate him.

Dems: You're our man!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

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Monty Python reference.

Remember, Schumer tried to knock him out by recruiting Mills. Democrats had vetted him.

They knew he was an issue, and the establishment tried to make him lose.

And they failed at that. Because the Democrat establishment has shockingly little power in the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (KbEzc)

29 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School

I wouldn't be surprised if he raped boys, girls, and the class guinea pig.

Posted by: He has no rock bottom at June 03, 2026 12:22 PM (TbWk/)

30
Women in Binders!!!

-Mitt Romney

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (IifOV)

31 willow:
A passenger terminal was directly struck, damaging facilities including diplomatic missions at the airport, Kuwaiti authorities have said.
Area hospitals conducted seven major emergency surgeries following the incident, underscoring that it was a mass casualty event.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, J
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So, this weekend?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (e0ARE)

32 Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:21 PM (rBp1O)

What is a DD 214? Discharge from military duties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (6jy2V)

33 Long-time lurker, first-time commenter.

We are going to beat Susan Collins, take back the Senate. Over and out.

Posted by: C. Schumer at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (5rh/l)

34
The GOP said they have stuff that when it comes out Platner will have to leave Maine, it's that bad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

35 Are there any normal men in the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (6oFTq)

36 34
The GOP said they have stuff that when it comes out Platner will have to leave Maine, it's that bad.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

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I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)

37 He's a real prize and honestly fits in well with the current Democrat party.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

38 37 He's a real prize and honestly fits in well with the current Democrat party.

Posted by: steevy at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

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This is why he was coasting to victory in the primary after the Nazi tattoo was revealed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (KbEzc)

39 Sociopaths vote for Sociopaths . I just didn't want to admit to myself that 80% of registered Democrats are sociopaths . The other 20% are just racist and will vote for any one of their race or anyone who promises them free shit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (WNOcj)

40 The D-(deviant) Party.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

41 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)

42
Matters of Rape and sexual deviant behavior are off the table because of Trump!!!11!!

Posted by: Lincoln Project Male molestation committee at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (IifOV)

43 That's not even scratching the surface: He wrote a "children's book" for children about penises and masturbation and even wanted to include pictures of his own penis in the children's book but his publisher told him that would be "inappropriate."


How did this guy avoid a seat at the Biden Admin table?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Amazingly curious how the concept of no judgement and relative morality has produced a huge cadre of degenerates.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (M1YaP)

45 Platner's ability to grow blue-collar facial hair seems to be the best thing about his candidacy.

Posted by: huerfano at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (VJX5o)

46 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejaculation from Elite Porta-Potty

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (w9Wax)

47 This Morris Katz creep clearly has a browser history you'd need to view in a full hazmat suit with a handful of anti-nausea pills

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

48 I'm sorta' shocked that today's Democrats would be revolted by the very behavior they champion among the mentally ill, their political and chattering classes... all that make up their base.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (jehhT)

49 By the way, here's Graham Platner's PR fiend, who is a Zohran Mamdani campaign worker.

Fiend?!? I'm going with he's a pervert and pedo.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Oy/m2)

50 41 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)

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Look up the polling from 2020:

https://tinyurl.com/4ra5jwkb

The result was Collins by 8.

Why would we believe the polling in June of 2026? Has there been any indication that polling in general, and polling of Maine specifically, has gotten better in the last 6 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:27 PM (KbEzc)

51

"And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing."

Wait til you hear about Scott Weiner that next Dem star politician.

Gayer than Barney Fwank.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (och2J)

52 Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

But I'm kind of surprised Collins is doing so poorly.
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:25 PM (gtcuf)



He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

53 52 He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Collins won in 2020, one of the main heights of cheating in American elections. She won by 8.

She will cut a bitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (KbEzc)

54 Ask not what the bird beak can do for you, ask what you can do for the bird beak.

Posted by: Crow F. Kennedy at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

55 >> What is a DD 214? Discharge from military duties?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:23 PM (6jy2V

Service and discharge records, ma’am

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (rBp1O)

56 FenelonSpoke

If you are a scumbag, you go for those with no life experience -- the young. And ruin them.

If you are a good guy, you go for conservative women with some heart-warming, wholesome, life experience. And you make them happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (u82oZ)

57 Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection

I know I'm not the only one who initially misread that last word.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (gtcuf)

58 Long-time lurker, first-time commenter.

We are going to beat Susan Collins, take back the Senate. Over and out.
Posted by: C. Schumer at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (5rh/l)


Okay, raimondo.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (jGGMD)

59 >>Maine Kanpf will still probably win. If that Virginia AG who wanted to mass-murder his opponent's family can win...

I don't think he will even be on the ticket but if he is Maine is not Virginia. That scumbag in VA got a huge boost from the Governors race. And despite her RINO record Collins runs pretty strong in ME and always seems to do much better than polling would suggest.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (viF8m)

60 It will be hilarious if they end up with Mills as the nominee. "Hey all you dem primary voters, you know that candidate you loved? Well we've dumped him and we're gonna give you the frumpy woman you don't like who didn't bother to campaign. Enjoy!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (edUvp)

61 Am I the only one who looks at Katz and sees a young, pissed-off Art Garfunkel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (qx7Zg)

62
I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)



While he's shoving his member in a 16 year old boy right next to a beheaded goat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Larry Elder had a good rundown on the Maine Maroon's comments yesterday on his show. (I was tuning in for LA mayor race stuff.)

Military Horde, a question. I know military humor is famously savage, and a Reddit military thread is going to be doubly so. Is there any justification for any of the Reddit comments he wrote, in that it's just ex military guys ball busting and one upping each other?

The calling a soldier a loser for not dying in combat was way over the line, as was the assault comments. But I wondered how many of his comments a normal soldier would read and just laugh off as typical dumb Marines humor.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (aqL4O)

64 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

65 I'm skeptical of the "Platner news will get worse"
claim. Worse than having a Totenkopf SS tattoo?

There's really not much worse than that.

Unless they have photos with him with kids or Armie Hammer style cannibalism fetish.

I don't think a decades old rape claim is likely to do much more harm unless they have records.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (nTGnD)

66

"Morris Katz, the 27-year-old campaign guru who helped catapult Mamdani to Gracie Mansion, made the bizarre confession while defending disgraced former California lefty Rep. Katie Hill in a November 2019 blog post after she quit Congress."

Hookay, another Jewish person getting involved with a Nazi, three of them so far.

Didn't Katie have a Nazi tat on her chooch? Member that???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

67 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (6oFTq)

Yes; The ones who never officially changed their party registration but haven't"t voted Democrat for years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (OYsYV)

68 60 It will be hilarious if they end up with Mills as the nominee. "Hey all you dem primary voters, you know that candidate you loved? Well we've dumped him and we're gonna give you the frumpy woman you don't like who didn't bother to campaign. Enjoy!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:29 PM (edUvp)

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Maine is a very big early voting state.

About 80% of all ballots in 2024 were early.

This is crescendoing after a week of early voting and months after the Nazi stuff came out...months of Platner being so far in the lead according to every tea leaf that Mills just outright suspended her campaign weeks ago.

And her response to all of this? A single tweet saying that she's technically still on the ballot. Probably paid an ad agency $250,000 for it, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (KbEzc)

69 He claimed he can’t get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing.
.......

Captain Splatter would agree.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (UjdFS)

70 I am not frumpy!

Posted by: Kamala at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (w9Wax)

71 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

I wasn't paying close enough attention, I though he had already won the primary. Is this a top two runoff?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

72 FenelonSpoke

A short 1 page record of your military service, listing awards, date of service. and some other minor stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (u82oZ)

73 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)



RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Of course, Democrat Socialists are also blaming... the Jews.

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Well, duh! If you can control the weather, forcing NAZIs to rape women is an easy side gig ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (ZNDdh)

75

"There is, at the top of her thigh, an iron-cross tattoo that RedState has alleged is a Nazi symbol. The cross has been adopted by bikers and Goths too. Does anyone really believe Hill has Nazi sympathies? For heaven’s sake, she ran the largest homeless services organization in California. There is nothing in her record that would indicate such a proclivity."

LOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (och2J)

76 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12

Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (OYsYV)

77 Don't let anything else come out about Platner till after July 13th, otherwise the Dems will replace him with a candidate of their choice just like they did with Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

78 71 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

I wasn't paying close enough attention, I though he had already won the primary. Is this a top two runoff?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

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Primary is June 9, next Tuesday.

No runoffs, though Maine does have Ranked Choice voting in primaries.

However, every indication is that Platner is running away with it.

There's the added wrinkle that it's Maine law that parties can switch out nominees after a primary for up to a month after the primary, so the real deadline is July 9. After that, Collins lets loose the dogs of war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (KbEzc)

79 We all know that the Dems aren't going to reject him at this point, right?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (RjOoY)

80 You don't see many young men leaving Hotchkiss, going to a public high school and then joining the Marines. Something is off.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (viF8m)

81 Willowed: Reforger-- We've had a Cross trek for the past couple of years with very few problems. The XO picked it out because he was looking for a vehicle that would get me to dialysis and back in one to two feet of snow or various other weather abominations.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (DK5Sh)

82 He was sexting with strange women from his wedding day.

-----------

* Channeling Sponge *

"THAT'S HOT!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 12:33 PM (ZNDdh)

83 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

And of course I fat-fingered "Kampf."

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (gtcuf)

84 LizLem

If he did not include self-depreciation humor like eating crayons, he is well over the acceptable line. Marines would shun him for wishing death on a military brother in combat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

85 Bangor Daily News: Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that Graham Platner could weigh on the party’s midterm prospects.

Regular Mainers aren't worried at all. We are fired up to elect Graham Platner and kick Susie "Concern Troll" Colins to the curb.

I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

Do Democrats realize every hit piece they put out against Platner makes me want to vote for him even more. We literally have a child rapist for a president and supposedly some 20 year old Reddit comments and texts are supposed to be disqualifying?

The most recent sexting revelation isn’t going to change much, because if this is disqualifying for you, the tattoo was already disqualifying; if the tattoo wasn’t disqualifying, this isn’t either.

No one is perfect. No one is going to pass your purity test. Let’s learn from the mistake they made with Al Franken.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

86 Oh, and the way the leftist politicians who praised the Maine guy are trying to skirt their praise while also not throwing him under the bus is hilarious. Bernie and Lieawatha are hating life right now.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (aqL4O)

87 "After years of blaming Trump for everything and attacking anyone and everyone who stood with Trump because of his character flaws, behaviors, indiscretions, and sins, Democrats have decided their ride or die is the Nazi turned Communist running against the most centrist member of the Senate who voted to convict Donald Trump in his impeachment trial." - Erik Erickson

I do declare that is some fine strategery there. I suggest we encourage more of this with copious amounts endorphin inducing praise.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (glnUu)

88
Didn't Katie have a Nazi tat on her chooch? Member that???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)



Iron Cross next to her pubic area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

89 85 Regular Mainers aren't worried at all. We are fired up to elect Graham Platner and kick Susie "Concern Troll" Colins to the curb.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (JCZqz)

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Lord, I cannot wait until Platner loses and the Democrat faithful turn against each other.

With each other high profile loss (Talarico, El-Sayed, maybe even Cooper and Ossoff), it'll just get worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (KbEzc)

90 "There is, at the top of her thigh, an iron-cross tattoo that RedState has alleged is a Nazi symbol. The cross has been adopted by bikers and Goths too. Does anyone really believe Hill has Nazi sympathies? For heaven’s sake, she ran the largest homeless services organization in California. There is nothing in her record that would indicate such a proclivity."

LOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq


Check for ovens.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (xbf8A)

91 >>>The openly bisexual ex-lawmaker resigned that month amid a storm of affair allegations involving multiple staffers -- and right after a trove of leaked nude photos were published online.

That's Katie Throuple Hill, not the Katz homo, is my read.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

92 {{{ Captain Josepha Sabin}}}

Fantastic!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (u82oZ)

93 "Hegseth has a tattoo that's never been associated with Nazism, but it's a Nazi symbol and he must be destroyed for it."

"Platner has the second-most recognizable Nazi symbol as a tattoo, but it was just an oopsie."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (KbEzc)

94 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

95 Lord, I cannot wait until Platner loses and the Democrat faithful turn against each other.

With each other high profile loss (Talarico, El-Sayed, maybe even Cooper and Ossoff), it'll just get worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (KbEzc)

Lord, I also pray for this,

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

96 Bangor Daily News: Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that Graham Platner could weigh on the party’s midterm prospects.

In other news, Democratic strategists are beginning to worry that hydrogen might not have been the best choice for filling the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

97 Maine Kanpf heh, I love that.

And of course I fat-fingered "Kampf."
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM


Some media Democrat said people should go easy on Platner because "he's struggled", which makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

98 This guy went from a tony private school to the ... Marines? This smacks of days gone by when a juvenile criminal was given a choice: prison or army.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

99 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

It's the limited government Nazis you really need to watch out for.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (vQBGy)

100 94 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

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His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)

101 Seems that the allegations have something specifically to do with women.

Well, what is a "woman" exactly? I don't even know what that means. Honestly, I don't think anybody does. It's more of a hypothetical concept of something that could exist in an alternate reality perhaps. How do you even pronounce it? WOmen. woMEN? Whoa Men. The word has lost all it's flavor.

Posted by: Tucker Carleson at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (V362x)

102 12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?

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I mean, if you consider high school freshmen women.....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (PD+op)

103 He's a racist, he has a Nazi tattoo, he's a sex pest and probable rapist, he's into scheisse-play, he's an unemployable sponge, and so forth.

Whatever - he's not a Garbage Person. He hates the people Dems hate, and they say he's good, and that's what counts. He's a Good Person.

These are the same voters who just selected a candidate from al-Qaeda in NJ. Nothing matters to them besides the approval of the bien-pensant ruling class Solons they wish they were, and sticking it to the hated subject classes they can't see they're a part of.

And, I hope he wins. I don't give a fuck about Susan Collins or her shit Party, and the federal Congress is meaningless in any event. Let Maine get what she deserves.

All this crap just drives more people toward splitting up the country, and that's my single issue. I don't want to be in a country with these goons. They need to be out of my life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)

104 Do working class stiffs usually attend elite private High Schools ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (WNOcj)

105
Some media Democrat said people should go easy on Platner because "he's struggled", which makes it even funnier.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)



A sexual arousal from port-a-potty shit is not a struggle. That's a deep seeded psychological break of epic proportions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

106 95 Lord, I also pray for this,

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

=====

"Trump is a terrible president that everyone hates. It doesn't matter whom we nominate in the midterms."

It'll be interesting to see the whole, "quality candidate" thing turned against Democrats for once. Could affect some of my priors on the idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (KbEzc)

107 Remember when they called Chief Kyle a racist because he had a crusader cross tattoo?

Good times.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (rBp1O)

108 Do working class stiffs usually attend elite private High Schools ?
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (WNOcj)



Why yes! Why do you ask?

Posted by: AOC at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

109 >>>Thanks, guys. I've heard crows sometimes drop off currency. How about that instead?

Beware their stock tips.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

110 "Hegseth has a tattoo that's never been associated with Nazism, but it's a Nazi symbol and he must be destroyed for it."



The same nazi symbol that was on Carter's funeral program.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (xbf8A)

111 No one is perfect. No one is going to pass your purity test. Let’s learn from the mistake they made with Al Franken.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Oh my gosh….I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry at this one. None of us are without flaw. There are even those with a skeleton or 2 in the closet. And then there are those who have an entire graveyard

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (M1YaP)

112 99 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (KbEzc)

It's the limited government Nazis you really need to watch out for.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (vQBGy)

======

"I only want the government to build roads and do national defense."

"Wow, so, like, you're a real life Nazi, huh?"

Actual interaction I had with an old hippie in Italy, fellow English teacher.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (KbEzc)

113 >>> If he did not include self-depreciation humor like eating crayons, he is well over the acceptable line. Marines would shun him for wishing death on a military brother in combat.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

As they should. I'm not military, so I wondered how actual Marines are feeling about his comments. I suspect the left sees it as the equivalent of the supposed "suckers and losers" comment via Trump, figure if Trump can survive that, Platner can survive this. But those were very different situations.

It's punching down for JD Vance to weigh in on the Platner fall from grace, but I'm so curious how he feels about a former fellow Marine.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (aqL4O)

114

The same nazi symbol that was on Carter's funeral program.

😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (xbf8A)



John McCain's as well, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

115 "I'm better than military. I was in combat."
-Scott Pelley

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (KbEzc)

116 On one side his wife looks attractive on the other side she looks like she could really be his partner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:40 PM (e0ARE)

117 "how is a person sexually excited by a port-a-potty
Posted by: Don Black"


The only thing normal people think about in those is "How can I get out of here as quick as possible without touching anything?"

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (PTDkx)

118 In other fun news of the day, the DOJ has just issued a superseding indictment against the SPLC and it is a doozy. The amount of money they were pouring into extremist groups to keep them spewing garbage so they could claim they were fighting an enormous rightwing hate machines is huge.

This is gonna be fun.

https://tinyurl.com/29wats2y

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (viF8m)

119 This post is like getting a puppy and pony on Christmas morning.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (glnUu)

120 I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

That may be the funniest post I've read in my life.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (Oy/m2)

121 Who doesn't fantasize about rape?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (vQBGy)

122
You know who wants to stop rape fantasies?

THE OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (vQBGy)

123 Oh my gosh….I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry at this one. None of us are without flaw. There are even those with a skeleton or 2 in the closet. And then there are those who have an entire graveyard
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 12:39 PM (M1YaP)



Oooh....I will have MANY QUESTIONS at the next TxMoMe.

Posted by: AOC at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

125 120 I’m riding with Platner. Susan Collins is 1,000 years old and betrayed our country with her decision to support Supreme Court nominees who then destroyed women’s reproductive rights. She is basically an undercover Trump loyalist.

That may be the funniest post I've read in my life.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 12:41 PM (Oy/m2)

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She voted to convict Trump of his second impeachment...which failed.

That's more than enough to convince the 40% of indies in Maine that she's independent of Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:42 PM (KbEzc)

126 I still think it's a sex tape where he's Sieg Heiling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:24 PM (KbEzc)


While he's shoving his member in a 16 year old boy right next to a beheaded goat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.

Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

127 Leave Platner Alone!

Looking at the candidates there is a 100% chance that the Maine senator will continue to be a national embarrassment. IMAO it would be better if that embarrassment was a D instead of an R.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (0hu/3)

128 How long before the DNC goes onto Andy Ngo's twitter page to recruit candidates from all of trantifa mug shots he posts

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (PD+op)

129 A lot of the oppo is coming from the establishment Dems.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:36 PM (XOmY9)

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His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:37 PM (KbEzc)
_________

I think the answer may be even simpler: this dirt was gonna come out sooner or later no matter what, so the campaign aid "leaked" it to get it out there so that later during the general it can be dismissed as "old news."

This guy is a sociopathic nepo leech who sucks his own dick dry. He is surely 100% convinced he has the primary locked up, and probably the general as well. It would make sense for him to "leak" bad news in advance to take the sting out of it later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

130 The weird thing about this is: this guy knows what he's done. But, the examples of Swallowell and Brandon Huerra's opponent seems to be that they believe that they can't be touched.

It is so weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)

131 I suspect his Kik account is going to be the big shoe drop. Kik is where PDF predators go. What was Platner doing on Kik?

Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)

132 Wife came back from the store with a new Beanie Baby for the dog.

He's happy.

We will tug-o-war later this afternoon. He loves that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

133 What was Platner doing on Kik?
Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)



Looking for 'young tail.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

134 It's rich that the Democrats blast Spencer Pratt as unqualified to be a big-city mayor because he has no political or governing experience, while pimping an oysterman and harbormaster with no political or governing experience as a terrific candidate for US Senator.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (5rh/l)

135 The truth is an egregious betrayal to the dems

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (PD+op)

136 127 Looking at the candidates there is a 100% chance that the Maine senator will continue to be a national embarrassment. IMAO it would be better if that embarrassment was a D instead of an R.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (0hu/3)

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Collins is fine.

She pulls through every time leadership needs her. They allow her votes against the GOP initiatives when her votes aren't necessary.

She's 100% on our side when leadership needs her.

That's better than Platner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (KbEzc)

137 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Sock failures hit when least expected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (u82oZ)

138 Looks like the Collins people have the Democrats on the horns of a dilemma - the Democrats probably know what the big story to come is, but if they release it now to shift votes to Mills it will depress general election enthusiasm amongst the Democratic base for Mills. But if they don't then the Collins people will release it after the legal deadline to replace Platner on the ballot and he will be a dead duck. Naturally, the fix for them is to have a partisan Judge find a reason why it's OK this time to swap candidates after the statutory deadline like they have every other time this has happened.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (ssz2a)

139 I just found out that "oyster farmer" Platzkreig has exactly one customer: His mommy's restaurant.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (gtcuf)

140
In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.
Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)




It was likely filmed in a capitol building conference room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

141 The Dems shrugged their shoulders at Dem staffers making a homo porno in the Capitol building.

These are sick sonabitches.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (WNOcj)

142 Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (bufu1)

143 His former campaign manager, mostly.

She leaked it.

Campaign managers don't do that unless they plan on never working in politics again...or if another campaign is paying her to do it. A powerful campaign. I suspect the DNC worked with her to get her to contact the WSJ with promises of finding her work somewhere outside of Maine in politics.
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That makes sense.

I think the quote from Ruthless is that when the full oppo drops he won't just have to drop out of the race, he'll have to leave the state.

That was a month ago.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (XOmY9)

144 129 This guy is a sociopathic nepo leech who sucks his own dick dry. He is surely 100% convinced he has the primary locked up, and probably the general as well. It would make sense for him to "leak" bad news in advance to take the sting out of it later.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

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This is a level of foresight and strategery that seems completely out of scope for the team Platner has surrounded himself with, much less Platner himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (KbEzc)

145
Sock failures hit when least expected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:44 PM (u82oZ)



I'm punch drunk most days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

147 He will win the nomination, but won't beat Collins. The left as a whole has crossed that line into batshit crazyville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


As much as I loathe Collins, voting for her is the only sane alternative.

A lot of cursing under my breath as I typed that.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (OUMaO)

148 131 I suspect his Kik account is going to be the big shoe drop. Kik is where PDF predators go. What was Platner doing on Kik?

Posted by: Eric at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (a2F+C)

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Youth outreach.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (ZRv4p)

149 One of the smartest CISO’s I ever met told me this; 90% of all that’s posted online is from bots, and most of it is underwritten by foreign intelligence agencies and other sovereigns hostile to the US. He said that’s fact, not opinion.

He also said his kids wouldn’t get phones until sometime in HS and they would not be allowed on social media.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (rBp1O)

150 > Collins is fine.
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Politically? Sure.

Mentally? Not so sure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (jehhT)

151 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

How creepy is horde hive mind?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (WNOcj)

152 I don't always masturbate in a porta-potty, but when I do I breathe through my nose.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

153
Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

154
So all the "talks" and "growth" he's talking about -- happened in the past few months.



I can't wait until he drops out of the race so that he can spend more time "fighting the NRA, for the people!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (FkdoK)

155 >>Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats, many of them are old timey Yankee Democrats and don't much care for Nazis and other lunatics.

Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (viF8m)

156 Lois Romano may be a journalist, in the accepted D.C. sense of the activist version of the word, but she is also an open partisan worker bee, serving on a board for an NGO promoting gender equity politics, called the "International Center for Research on Women (ICRW)".

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Proud Seccessionist at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (1Tl5o)

157 All of these Platner revelations are only cementing his position in the democrat party. If he were black or muzzie, he would have a very good chance at being the democrat presidential candidate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (xvV+O)

158
How creepy is horde hive mind?

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:46 PM (WNOcj)



I continually attempt the 'great minds' thing, but........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

159 146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

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Platner will not willingly drop out, and the party is coalescing behind him at the national level already a week before the primary.

They're not replacing him.

They're accepting the inevitable.

And they will fundraise off of him through ActBlue while sending the funds to NC and GA instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:48 PM (KbEzc)

160 155 >>Quite the Platner anti-diary there. Do you think the Dems care? None of this matters to them, as long as he votes Lefty once he gets in.

I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats, many of them are old timey Yankee Democrats and don't much care for Nazis and other lunatics.

Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (viF8m)

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Partisan Democrats will be partisan Democrats.

The 4/4 Democrats will vote for Platner whether they like it or not.

It's the 2/4 Democrats that matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (KbEzc)

161 In my black pilled state, I could still see this guy winning.

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (zzyH0)

162 12 Was the sexting with 6-12 women the "much, much worse"? Or is there more?


He was probably taking the dean's wife to pound town.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (xbf8A)

Kind of you but i think it's more likely the Dean's under 10 year old son that made that trip with this f**king guy.

Posted by: Nelly at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (6+ehB)

163 How do you do, fellow blue-collar bros. It is "bros" isn't it? Or "dudes." Maybe it's "dudes?" This blue-collarin' stuff is hard.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:49 PM (gtcuf)

164 Marcus T

If we had an AI trained in LLM on all of the 20 years of AoSHQ output, then we may be safe.

No current bots, raised on Reddit, can come close.

And we do need tools to disable foreign bot posts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (u82oZ)

165 He's likely got more kids in his closet than Gacy had in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

166 So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.
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It's not a gift. It's a warning.

Keep the cheese flowing and nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (gnNyN)

167 There is dashcam video of a guy actually IN a portashitter. Neck deep. The poor cop knows him too.
I could never be a cop.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (TsnvK)

168 Platner is just the warmup act.
The main act will happen when the Democrats run Luigi Mangione for office once he's acquitted by a NYC jury full of women who harbor sexual fantasies about him or a Democrat Governor pardons him.
Platner is just shifting the Overton Window on candidate eligibility.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (MNCvZ)

169 I can't wait to hear more Talarico oppo. He's a ghoul of a human. I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (1Tl5o)

170 >>> In Hollywood that's called Tuesday.
Posted by: Just good clean Cali fun at June 03, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

The Aristocrats.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (LVjoG)

171 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

Told my wife I'd put 500 large on that bet.

Posted by: InZona at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (zzyH0)

172 "As Maine Goes, so goes the nation."

Senator Susan Geritol vs. Heinrich Platner

Best blueberries on the East Coast, though.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

173 I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:51 PM (1Tl5o)




Holy crap.

This is turning into a banner day for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

174 The exact moment I got into Breaking Bad was early in season 2, the scene where Jesse's breaking into the junkyard and crashes through the porta-potty and gets covered in blue goo. I was channel-surfing and came across it and said, WTF is this? But I kept watching and got hooked.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (gtcuf)

175 So I know, at least, that they're not killing these birds for me. They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift.

You can probably train them to not bring you carcasses if you don't feed them after they bring you one.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (vJrRc)

176 But I don't have a body count.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

177 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)

178 >>> As Maine Goes, so goes the nation."
Senator Susan Geritol vs. Heinrich Platner
Best blueberries on the East Coast, though.
Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2026 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

How does Cabot Cove feel about this?

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (LVjoG)

179 Lois Romano may be a journalist, in the accepted D.C. sense of the activist version of the word, but she is also an open partisan worker bee, serving on a board for an NGO promoting gender equity politics, called the "International Center for Research on Women (ICRW)".

So the Democrats are finally conducting research in the hopes of discovering what a woman is?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

180 Katz published (through a company owned by his mother) a children's book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Puberty--and Shouldn't Be Googling: For Curious Boys that included sections on "Your New Penis,"


The "Your New Penis" chapter was a big hit with FtM trannies.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (AGe1H)

181 Sure, the young "progressives" are whack jobs but they don't make up the totality of the Democrat Party in ME.

Posted by: JackStraw
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YET

But soon come.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (xvV+O)

182 "And he claimed he can't get in a porta-potty without masturbating and fantasizing."


I still can't tell if they're bragging or complaining. A "normal Democrat" (yeah, I crack myself up) might say that's a bit much. But if he puts on a dress and calls himself Sally, xhe can yank it anywhere xhe wants.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (w/O5Q)

183 It looks like Morris Katz’s hairline is running away from his face.

At 26.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (6ydKt)

184 121 Who doesn't fantasize about rape?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders

Uh... most men? We're not the ones buying the 50 Shades slop.
Not that our slop is much better, looking at you r/romance_for_men and all your harem hijinx.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)

185 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.

There are still 40+% of ballots not counted, she'll be fine. The counting always comes through for her.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

186 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

187 Glad it's him, and not me.

Posted by: James T. (D-TX) at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (f9oeq)

188 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)



There is already evidence of significant fraud in that race.

Mail-in Ballots FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

189 I think we're being pretty loose with the term "bisexual," here.


He's 26 and hungry for dicks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (snZF9)

190 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex
.......

Of course, they've got a couple weeks to do it. Hilton was in first place when I went to bed last night. SURPRISE

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

191 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)
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Probably 50% of her vote totals were harvested ballots or outright fraudulent. That's how political machines do it, every time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

192
I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Mohammedanism is a very pragmatic religion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (e0ARE)

193 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)




Literally EVERYTHING the left accuses the right of doing, they're doing tenfold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

194 186 The left: You can't vote for Trump - he's a NAZI, he cheated on his wife and he totally raped E Jean Carroll.

Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

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"Republicans started this by supporting Trump and all his character flaws. It's not our fault. Also, Mitt Romney killed a woman with cancer rays, and Bill Clinton just like sex, MoveOn.org."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (KbEzc)

195 Jill Filipovic, one of the nitwits quoted by Erik Erickson dismissed all the allegations because they're "unvetted", are justifiable because they are "light misogyny" and finally the money shot, are these "problems that should be disqualifying for a senate seat and I think the answer to that is no."

That is some world class spin. Apparently for the Democrats the new mantra is we must believe all woman except when light misogyny is involved. And a Senate seat is at stake.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (glnUu)

196 146 Should Platner prevail in the primary, Maine has provisions where the Democratic party can override the results and substitute in a candidate more fitting and less radioactive. They have to get Platner to step down some time in early June, then by the fourth week of June they put forth their preferred candidate - electorate be damned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (N39Ws)
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THIS IS PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST DEMOCRAT PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY.

just like super delegates overriding or not having primaries at all like with Klamydia Harris.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (xvV+O)

197 167 There is dashcam video of a guy actually IN a portashitter. Neck deep. The poor cop knows him too.
I could never be a cop.
Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 12:50 PM (TsnvK)

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
I can't! I'm stuck!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Posted by: Clean shoot. Also a very not clean shoot. at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (TbWk/)

198 >>
@RealSKeshel
·
7m
>>Platner internal +4

=

>>Collins ahead already in June

>>@Polymarket
will switch soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (viF8m)

199 It is so weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Well don't look at ME, homes.

Posted by: Ruben Gallego at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (gKWVE)

200 I find it very funny and ironic that a Jew-bashing Muslim hired a very very very Jewish guy -- and a homo to boot! -- to run his campaign. There are no words.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The ends justify the means, so......Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

201 They gonna try to rebrand him as a another hypermasculine frat boy failed candidate doing no no stuff?

I look forward to the congressional hearings where serious faced 70 year old men wearing $5K suits grill him about "boofing."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (vTZFs)

202 Hotchkiss is begging students from the class of 2004 not to talk to reporters, I'm sure, but it is only a matter of time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (1Tl5o)

203 Also the left: So what if Platner is a NAZI, and he cheated on wife, and he probably raped a few teens...NO ONE IS PERFECT

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

Also also the Left:

Voxplainer: Why It's Easy to Misunderstand Nazi Rape

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (vQBGy)

204 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (WNOcj)

205 I'm looking forward to Platner's 2028 run for governor of Maine where he easily wins the primary again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (KbEzc)

206 I can't believe Bass got over 30%.


Believe it.

Posted by: Frog People of L.A. at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

207 204 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:57 PM (WNOcj)

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Because CA wrote law that says that they have to take weeks to do it because it would be unreasonable and out of the interests of the public trust to count too quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (KbEzc)

208 >> How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

CAQ mail in voting goes on for a week after election day.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (viF8m)

209 polynikes

Embedded apparatchik Nomenklatura vote as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 12:58 PM (u82oZ)

210 I think you misjudge a large number of Democrats in Maine. They are not all LA or NYC Democrats...

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No. He won his primary for a reason.

And even it's a fluke, I don't care. I want blue states out of my country.

Time for them to go. Nothing but a super expensive, shit-smeared Nazi weight around our necks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

211 Betting the dems in commiefornia come up with enough fake mail in ballots to kick Hilton out of second place.
Posted by: Auspex
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Typically it takes 42 days to announce results for a close race in Kalifornia. They still have 41 left.

My bet is both Hilton and Pratt get cheated into third place.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (xvV+O)

212 ...and Bill Clinton just like sex, MoveOn.org."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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a big man with big appetites...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (e0ARE)

213 I'll bet the Hotchkiss scandal with this creep doesn't involve girls. I'll bet it's some sick faggot hazing abuse that went very wrong. That sounds much more private-schooly to me. Plus, naked boys seems about right for this guy.

Anyone want some of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

214 > There is already evidence of significant fraud in that race.

Mail-in Ballots FTW.
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Reports of ballot drop off boxes being set afire. In certain demographic areas.

Probably nothing...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (jehhT)

215 Anyone following the Cyrus Carmack Belton case?

He was a 14 year old black kid that went into an Asia guy, Rick Cow's, shop.

As far as I can piece it together, he picked up some water bottles and then left the store. The store owner and his son didn't see him put them down before leaving so they confronted him thinking he stole them.

The kid flashed a gun, then the son chased the kid, and the father followed both and ended up shooting the kid arguing in court that he thought the kid would shoot his son.

I tried reading a few reddit threats but every other post blames this on white supremacy. Yeah...multi-racial white supremacists strike again.

Anyway the shooter was acquitted so "the community" is in an uproar...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (sKqQm)

216 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)

217 177 I can't believe Bass got over 30%. Every Angeleno has to admit the city is far worse than it was 4 years ago but she still got over a third to vote for her. Failing up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:53 PM (WNOcj)

Connoisseur of cruelty VDH summarized the phenomenon well. The coalition has 2 basic voter demos: those well enough off that they are untouched by the ruin, and those on various forms of public assistance, most of whose frame of reference is Mexico, which makes LA look good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (nTGnD)

218 208 >> How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.

CAQ mail in voting goes on for a week after election day.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Hey, we're still printing as fast as we can.
_Best Practices Printing, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:01 PM (e0ARE)

219 Cali is a Banana Republic. That should answer any questions.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (QwhXY)

220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

221
If Platner loses, will be end himself in an underground bunker?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (IifOV)

222 Anyone want some of this action?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Lindsey <3 at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (gKWVE)

223 220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

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Early voting has been going on for a while.

And he was winning polls by 30-50 points after the Nazi tattoo was revealed.

Why would he drop out?

If he drops out, he has a 0% chance of being senator. If he stays in, polls are telling him he'll win the general, so he'll have a good chance of becoming a senator (these polls are bullshit like they were in 2020 for the Maine senate race).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:03 PM (KbEzc)

224 "I can't wait to hear more Talarico oppo. He's a ghoul of a human. I think Sponge might well be right, and he has a body count.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Conveniently cut up and stored in his freezer

Posted by: Ripley at June 03, 2026 01:03 PM (PTDkx)

225 When do we see the commercials showing Karen Bass doing a Scrooge McDuck swan dive into the money for rebuilding LA after the fires?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (qx7Zg)

226 JackStraw

If Spencer Pratt comes in third due to delayed counting of ballots, I believe the SCOTUS has ruled he has standing to sue. Discovery would be fun and revealing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

227 Hey, we're still printing as fast as we can.
_Best Practices Printing, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
.......

You've been awful busy. Can we still order more?

Posted by: Frog People of L.A. at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (UjdFS)

228 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.
Posted by: polynikes

That's the price you pay for printing them out in 87 languages. But worry not, illegals don't vote.

Posted by: California at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (AGe1H)

229 As for private skool shenanigans, it does seem odd that someone like Platner failed to launch in his 20s. Almost as if there was stuff in his background check that turned recruiters away.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (gKWVE)

230 226 If Spencer Pratt comes in third due to delayed counting of ballots, I believe the SCOTUS has ruled he has standing to sue. Discovery would be fun and revealing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (u82oZ)

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Local race.

It would go up the state judicial system, capping at SCOCA.

And SCOCA would side with Bass, and SCOTUS would say, "this is a state level matter."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (KbEzc)

231 CAQ mail

The new dating platform for gay Bostonians

Posted by: Wicked pissah this caq! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)

232 I'll bet the Hotchkiss scandal with this creep doesn't involve girls. I'll bet it's some sick faggot hazing abuse that went very wrong. That sounds much more private-schooly to me. Plus, naked boys seems about right for this guy.

Anyone want some of this action?

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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I'd need good odds. At least 80-1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (xvV+O)

233 Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass...They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift. - Ace

I suggest you review the scene in the Godfather where the guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (glnUu)

234 "He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!"
- ace

Assertion without evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (Kdi1r)

235 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)

Republicans don't want to expose them.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)

236 216 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 01:00 PM (wGerL)


I think it shows the Democrat-Media Complex is terrific at keeping secrets. When they want to/are ordered to. Better than the Mafia at keeping the skeletons deep in the closet.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (5rh/l)

237 I'm thinking the dropout can only come if whatever news Ace is hinting at comes out and it's a whopper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (n5tGW)

238 TheJamesMadison,

Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

239 234 "He only covered up his SS Death's Head concentration camp guard tattoo a few months ago!"
- ace

Assertion without evidence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (Kdi1r)

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There's a picture of him lifting his shirt and he has another shape in that spot. It's like a sea monster, or something.

I don't think it looks like a real tattoo myself, and he said on a podcast that he had no intention of covering it up after it was revealed.

So, I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (KbEzc)

240 Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.

Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.

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Well, duhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (ndZc7)

241 Tbh, Platner would fit right in the freak show that is Congress.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (Vh9CX)

242 Republicans don't want to expose them.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)
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There's a double meaning in that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 01:07 PM (amcLV)

243 I've never felt so free!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 03, 2026 01:07 PM (lMgRZ)

244 Murder of Crows was a pretty handy vigor in Bioshock Infinite.

Posted by: Booker DeWitt at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (wXgT/)

245 Tbh, Platner would fit right in the freak show that is Congress.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:06 PM (Vh9CX)

More degenerate than Caligula's Senate

Posted by: Oooh that's catchy at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

246 220 My prediction if there isn't a cascade for dropout soon, he will win and then be replace by someone well known other than Mills.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)

See, I think Mills and her people have been behind all of this info dump. She knew she was losing and losing badly...it would have looked unseemly to drop all of this while being the "sore loser" (see how Steyer didn't win a spot in CA, he just kept elevating others), but to do it while her campaign is suspended and then people beg to have her back...better strategy, especially with Maine folks...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (tOcjL)

247 The destruction of Swalwell and soon Platner just shows how inept the GOP is at oppo-research. We have to rely on Dem infighting to expose these people.

O'Keefe has been a major success by just getting attractive young men and women to flirt with Dems and let them spill the beans.

The GOP could do the same thing and get the same result.

But there is a cautionary tale. Remember Chris Hansen? He was nailing pedo after pedo until he revealed someone with connections and now he's doing podcasts because he is radioactive in the media.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

248 MAGA_Ken

Congress as a whole had made themselves irrelevant with hearings and stalling the SAFE act over budget passing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (u82oZ)

249 244 Murder of Crows was a pretty handy vigor in Bioshock Infinite.

Posted by: Booker DeWitt at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (wXgT/)

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Never really liked it.

Outside of fire, lightning, and telekenisis, I don't think many of the vigors/plasmids were all that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (KbEzc)

250 Republicans don't want to expose them.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vQBGy)


N'interrompez jamais votre ennemi car il fait une faute.

Posted by: N. Bonaparte at June 03, 2026 01:08 PM (gKWVE)

251 228 How are ballots still not counted? They should be tallied within 8 hours from the polls closing.
Posted by: polynikes

That's the price you pay for printing them out in 87 languages. But worry not, illegals don't vote.

Posted by: California at June 03, 2026 01:04 PM (AGe1H)


Also California vote counting officials: You wanted signature verification on mail-in ballots, Republicans! We are being diligent about it. That takes time (wink).

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

252 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

Why would the Republican Party dump oppo on him before he secured the nomination?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (KbEzc)

253 251 Also California vote counting officials: You wanted signature verification on mail-in ballots, Republicans! We are being diligent about it. That takes time (wink).

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

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Throwing out all the ballots that do have matching signatures is full time work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (KbEzc)

254 It is unfortunate because we desperately need the loyal opposition to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the GOP.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (vFG9F)

255 Platner also gave a drunken, nearly nude performance at his brother’s wedding, which the bride did NOT appreciate.

I really think we’re dealing with demonic possession here.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (RIC/Z)

256 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

No, I agree, I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

257 Amazon kills “Stargate” show made by original producers, may hand it to someone who would "give it a fresh new perspective" 😭

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Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)

258 o one is saying it but it sounds like they're hinting about the r-word, and I don't mean his already established racism. This seems to be hinting about sexual misconduct of some kind.

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Oh, no! How will Gillibrand, who just gave him her full support, ever explain this ?!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

259 256 Why are people acting like Platner oppo is a failure of the Republican Party?

No, I agree, I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

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Well, CAGOP.

But, Collins is the only elected Republican at the federal level left in the Northeast.

And that's not because she rolls over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (KbEzc)

260 I just stuck to Gandalf jokes when my brother made me his ringbearer at his wedding...

Posted by: don't TEMPT me, [brother]! at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (gKWVE)

261
The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:12 PM (Y8DZL)

262 Amazon kills “Stargate” show made by original producers, may hand it to someone who would "give it a fresh new perspective" 😭

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Trannies, race swapping, and queers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

That gives the definition of low hanging fruit a new dimension.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:13 PM (glnUu)

263 Maybe the crows are trying to set Ace up, for when their victim’s relatives set out to exact vengeance.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:13 PM (RIC/Z)

264 here in VA we also thought the lawless commie asshole AG candidate was cooked when oppo dropped about him fantasizing about killing his repub opponent, getting off scott-free on egregious reckless driving charges, etc. Now he's our lawless commie asshole AG...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (CRzJX)

265 -
Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



#WINNING!

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

266 We ought to make "Platner" a verb. "I thought I could make that curve at speed but Platnered and rolled the car!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

267 261
The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 01:12 PM (Y8DZL)

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Spoiler to come second instead of a real competitor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (KbEzc)

268 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.
Posted by: Auspex

Bike lanes. This city needs bike lanes.

Posted by: Noodles at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

269 Trannies, race swapping, and queers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (ndZc7)


Oh my!

🎵We're off to see the Wizard ...🎵

Posted by: Lt. Sulu at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (wXgT/)

270 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

In a non-fixed system Bass would have been forced to resign after the fires.

I wonder if the votes for the leftwing nutball are the real totals for the whole of the left voting slate and the votes for Bass are almost all produced?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

271 If we don't see a new birdbath by the end of the week there will be a lot more laying around than dead birds.

Posted by: the crows at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (vFG9F)

272 Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1

Move over, bitch.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

273 Trannies, race swapping, and queers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



#WINNING!

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

This is funnier than you think

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (vQBGy)

274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)

275 I have one word to describe Graham Platner's campaign and even the man himself:

YIKES.

Posted by: pookysgirl know that brevity is the soul of wit at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (Wt5PA)

276 I really think we’re dealing with demonic possession here.
Posted by: Bulg

Erm, no. He has agency. And he's a Democrat. He owns it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (CRzJX)

277 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

278 274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)

Raises hand... I know, I know...... Never

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (M52P1)

279 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

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That is not an observation, that is question....so what's the answer ??

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

280 277 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

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If there's a surprise in the primary where he loses...it would be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (KbEzc)

281 274 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 01:15 PM (fZiTB)


Alex, I'll take NEVER for $500.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (5rh/l)

282 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)



I'm sure there are Hitler Bunker videos just waiting for him to drop out......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

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lol

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (GD0B3)

284 It seems as though almost daily I'm reminded how thankful I am not to be a Democrat.

Also, Gertie is trying to convince me that 1:15pm is a normal time for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vt7xw)

285 Wait til you hear about Scott Weiner that next Dem star politician.

Gayer than Barney Fwank.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (och2J)

Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me. What bothers me about Scott Weiner is that nearly every piece of legislation he's pushed through the California House has been directly or indirectly aimed at sexualizing children and making them more accessible to adults. It's the one common thread throughout his entire state legislative history. He shouldn't be anywhere near playgrounds and schools.

Regarding Platner's scandals, they only hurt him insofar as the women who he's used and abused were affected. The Totenkopf tattoo, the communism, the chronic masturbation, et al can all be forgiven, even celebrated (especially the communism).

It's just odd to me that Platner in Maine, Weiner in California, and Talarico in Texas are the best the Dems can offer voters. They couldn't find even one candidate in their respective states who could pass for a normal human.

Posted by: troyriser at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (v1M8F)

286 Has anyone done a downfall parody of Platner yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

Brings a whole new meaning to Steiner will come

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vQBGy)

287 “Dear Crows,

I appreciate the beak and feathers, but what I’d really like is nude Sydney Sweeney pics.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ace”

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (RIC/Z)

288 Brings a whole new meaning to Steiner will come
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:17 PM (vQBGy)



Not this shit again

Posted by: Some Port a pottie at June 03, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

289
Spoiler to come second instead of a real competitor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:14 PM (KbEzc)

I'm in CA and the reason Ramen AKA Noodles is in the race is because the people in LA were mad at Bass but they just can't vote for a Republican...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:18 PM (M52P1)

290 Wow, having a Nazi tattoo IS actually a significant indicator of your character and values. Who could possibly have guessed that?

Posted by: Socratease at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YgfoU)

291 The SPLC indictment is going to be the next big hit on the left.

And this one didn't come from the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (viF8m)

292 "Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."
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Yeah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

293
I'm way late and I'll be willowed, by why did Mrs. Platner expose the sexts to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (n7rxJ)

294 The real mystery of the LA mayor's race is having someone running to the left of Karen Bass.

I don't know if Rahman is left of Bass so much as just stupider than Bass. And yes, I understand that those two things are correlated.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (vTZFs)

295 But of course.

Media praises DC Comics' new "transgender Wonder Woman"

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Next, transgender Lara Croft? Womb Raider?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

296 290 Wow, having a Nazi tattoo IS actually a significant indicator of your character and values. Who could possibly have guessed that?

Posted by: Socratease at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YgfoU)

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"This is just how all military men act. Why are Republicans being so hypocritical when they worship the military which is full of Nazis?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (KbEzc)

297 "Everybody I know knows someone whose nudes have been circulated," he continued. "It's become an accepted part of teenage (and evidently adult) male culture."
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Yeah, no.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)



It's just more of them trying to normalize child porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

298

Wth happened to this guy?

Something in his childhood?

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (x4yF4)

299 I tried to search for if any GOP member won on a last minute vote dump and I didn't find anything.

What I did find is a Biden Junta are paper that notes that people are less likely to trust election results the longer the counting goes on....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

300 293
I'm way late and I'll be willowed, by why did Mrs. Platner expose the sexts to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:19 PM (n7rxJ)

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She told the campaign.

The former campaign manager leaked the news to WSJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (KbEzc)

301 Platner is DOA. When a a Dem Commie loses The View. It’s over Graham, find a Porta-Pottie and console yourself.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar

How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

302 Al Franken is feeling mighty silly about now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (hHPyZ)

303 Actually they can do head swaps now so you could actually see a video:

Graham Planter Finds Out Graham Planter Has Been Sexting Ten Year Olds

He can be just as surprised as the rest of us

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (vQBGy)

304 If we don't see a new birdbath by the end of the week there will be a lot more laying around than dead birds.
Posted by: the crows
.......

New birdbath for you, new pellet gun for me.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

305 Our side doesn't realize these continuous hits on Platner are only burnishing his credentials with the Democrat base.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

306 301
How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

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If you want to believe the polls in Maine.

Which haven't been right in a very long time but are definitely right this time because some other final polls in some other states were sort of close to accurate a few times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (KbEzc)

307 I was more commenting on the GOP ignoring Swalwell's perfidy...

Posted by: 18-1
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Say the magic woid:

youtu.be/9wYEfQcU0Ww&t=50


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:22 PM (e0ARE)

308 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

309 279 Someone on X made the observation: when has a Republican slightly behind in a race ever won on a late bunch of ballots received?

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That is not an observation, that is question....so what's the answer ??
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)

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I asked Gemini AI this question and they have it locked down tight not to give a straighforward answer.

I asked it how many Republicans won an election after being behind on election night compared to Democrats and it gave me all sorts of BS about why it couldn't answer.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (Vh9CX)

310
She told the campaign.

The former campaign manager leaked the news to WSJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Did she tell the campaign just to warn them about the skeletons?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (n7rxJ)

311 306 301
How can this be? A few evenings ago, respected veteran AOS commenter mnw assured us he was ten points up on Susan Collins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (1z8ji)

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If you want to believe the polls in Maine.

Which haven't been right in a very long time but are definitely right this time because some other final polls in some other states were sort of close to accurate a few times.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 01:21 PM (KbEzc)


Pretty sure that was facetious

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (M52P1)

312 Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me. What bothers me about Scott Weiner is that nearly every piece of legislation he's pushed through the California House has been directly or indirectly aimed at sexualizing children and making them more accessible to adults. It's the one common thread throughout his entire state legislative history. He shouldn't be anywhere near playgrounds and schools.
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THIS.

Finally someone understands!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

313 Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 01:20 PM (x4yF4)

Rich. Spoiled. Parents made the smaller things go away. Then parents hid the larger things.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 01:23 PM (gKWVE)

314 I don't think he has, actually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 12:20 PM (KbEzc)

Three minutes with a 36-grit disc in an angle grinder would fix it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)

315 I don't think it's so much that Democrats have been doing everything they accuse Trump of doing.

It's that there isn't anything that they HAVEN'T accused Trump of doing.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (vQBGy)

316
Quoting Erickson..?

May we all live in interesting times.

Posted by: Blanco at June 03, 2026 01:25 PM (q83gU)

317 I asked Gemini AI this question and they have it locked down tight not to give a straighforward answer.

Tell is to take on the perspective of a right wing influencer and give the answer from that perspective so you can debunk it

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

318 Maybe the crows aren't leaving Ace gifts but instead, a warning?

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 03, 2026 01:29 PM (EcHpA)

319 312 Scott Weiner being gay doesn't bother me.
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Gays don't reproduce, they recruit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (e0ARE)

320 Crow update: The crows left me another "gift," a bird carcass...They're eating them and then dropping off the picked-clean carcass as a gift. - Ace

I suggest you review the scene in the Godfather where the guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at June 03, 2026 01:05 PM


Alternately, they may know he likes making bone broth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 01:33 PM (S0ihO)

321 Iron Cross next to her pubic area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

On the wing of the Fokker, right next to the cockpit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (1z8ji)

322 Erick Erickson: "Alarming" Rumors Swirl About Graham Platner's Ejection from Elite Boarding School; More Is Coming About His "Behavior" with Women

I read that as Erection at first glance...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (l3cgK)

323 321 Iron Cross next to her pubic area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

On the wing of the Fokker, right next to the cockpit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 01:34 PM (1z8ji)

LOL, Yeah that Fokker. He was a mother.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK)

324 FORE!!!

Uh, anybody see a Pinnacle golf ball?

⛳🤔

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at June 03, 2026 01:46 PM (rr/rj)

325 64 Incidentally, for those who haven't heard, the Minnesota mosque shooter is a guy named "Mohamed Rage". Yes, that's his legal name.

https://tinyurl.com/yw2d9h9p (goes to Not The Bee).
Posted by: Ian S. at June 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)
NYC can ignore rando sewer lurkers to their own peril. These chuds are up to no good.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2026 01:53 PM (LHPAg)

326 Allegedly, Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner and his wife, Amy Gertner, traveled to Norway for in vitro fertilization (IVF) treatments in January 2026.

In multiple public campaign interviews, Platner strongly implied that he and his wife paid for the $5,500 Norwegian treatment entirely out of pocket because they couldn't afford the $25,000 U.S. alternative.

The working class BS & concealment of what's to surface.

Surprise!, A New York Times report published in May 2026 disclosed that the family covered the costs for the medical procedures, flights, and lodging in Norway.

After the media reports, Platner's campaign officially acknowledged that the candidate's father and in-laws had indeed financed the arrangement.

Note that Platner may be on 100% VA disability for TDIU. "Wife" is being paid by his campaign ($1,800 twice a month). They also don't wanna f-up the very comfy life they're living either.

But why, WHY would that woman try to get pregnant by him? 😬 (That's one weird mother-son relationship he's in.)

He's not been "right' forever.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

327 Reporters want leakers working in every political office. If you don't want that, you're not a reporter.

Posted by: Editor at June 03, 2026 02:37 PM (buFmI)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Rhyme

Despite most of the Horde not yet reaching the age of 29, many nonetheless have memories that go back much further. This is a temporal oddity, but a useful one. As a result, many will remember the period 30 years ago. A lot was going on the interregnum between the fall of the USSR and the rise of globalization and Islamic extremism. Economically and financially, this era was defined by high finance (though not as much was the mid-aughts would be) and high technology. The latter, fueled by the promise of the Internet and manic irrationality brought us what is now usually referred to as the "dot-com bubble."

Companies with no profits, no real plan to become profitable and in some cases even without meaningful revenues went public and raked in credulous investor capital. Other companies saw staggering growth in valuations as already-public companies that became major players in internet infrastructure were handsomely rewarded by the mania. Not all of the latter companies failed, but many never recovered and have never achieved their dot-com heights in the thirty years since. The narrative of invincibility became a narrative of dread as it the mania collapsed. The aftermath of the dot-com bubble took years to shake out, and set up some of the environment that led directly to the subsequent 2008 "Global Financial Crisis" and the following Eurozone debt crises.

There are a couple of companies that help summarize the dot-com bubble. One was an outfit called "Internet Capital Group," which was a business-to-business eCommerce holding company and venture capital firm. It had about $70 million in revenues when it went public in August of 1999 at $12 per share. The price doubled on the first day and gave the company a $3 billion market cap. By the end of the month, it had increased nearly five-fold to $58 per share. By the end of the year, the stock price had gained over 2700% and was the most successful IPO of the year. It reached a peak market valuation of over $50 billion. The stock split in its first six months. By the end of 2001, the company was a penny stock. By the end of 2002, the company had a market cap of around $200 million and it finally liquidated in 2018 after shambling along as a zombie for more than a decade, shedding most of its properties along the way. This dot-com high-flier was a pure bubble stock, and billions of credulous investor dollars evaporated in its cash furnace.

On the other side, there were the real dot-com companies like Cisco Systems. Cisco was - and is - a real company. A real company with real products and real customers and real revenues. As the dominant manufacturer of network switching equipment, the explosive growth of the internet resulted in a lot of sales for Cisco. At the peak of the dot-com excesses in March of 2000, this company that made the tools other bubble companies needed had a stock price of around $80 share and a market cap of over half a trillion dollars - a hell of a run in its decade as a public company, given that it started with a quarter-billion-dollar market cap when it went public in 1990. This year marks the first year that Cisco has managed to regain its prior value of around half a trillion dollars. Nominal. Inflation-adjusted, it's still nowhere close to where it peaked.

Beyond just the financials of the bubble players, there was the wider mania that helped fuel it. The number of estimated users for internet companies in the late 90s totaled to more people than existed on the planet - by a decently wide margin. The sky wasn't the limit, there was simply no limit at all. Anything was possible, and the internet was going to do it all, however absurd it sounded. Everyone believed, and everyone got rich. Right up until the whole thing collapsed like a dying star. The internet wasn't fake, and it wasn't unimportant. Its value, however, was totally disconnected from reality and the promises everyone made had no way to be fulfilled.

It ended the only way it could, with the stark reminder that no player is safe during that kind of mania. Whether a long-shot startup or a major, established and very real company or even the narrative itself, the collapse of a mania takes out everybody. Even the survivors walk away extremely bloody.

Flash forward thirty years, and it's happening again. AI is driven by companies with massive valuations, lots of promises, and an assumption that trees - this time - will grow to the sky. Take Cerebras, an AI chip maker and services player. It went public this year with half a billion dollars in revenues and, if you account for unusual one-time accounting, losses of around $75 million and negative free cash flow. It has potentially valuable future contracts with some big players. It has a market cap of around $52 billion. AI majors Anthropic and OpenAI will probably IPO this year. OpenAI is a loss-making enterprise that, according to the company's own estimates, will rack up in excess of $100 in losses by the end of the decade, with profitability not expected before sometime in 2030s. Anthropic also loses money, but expects to achieve profitability this decade rather than next. Each company will likely end up being valued in the neighborhood of a trillion dollars.

The infrastructure players are no different. Nvidia, which makes the processors preferred by AI companies, has seen its market cap surge from around $325 billion in 2020 to around $5.4 trillion today. Not bad for a few years. Broadcom, which makes a variety of computer chips and software and whose products are found in most computers, mobile devices and networking equipment, is not directly an AI player but is benefiting from the boom. It has seen its market cap move from around $180 billion five years ago to around $2.2 trillion today. Like Cisco, these are real players with real products and real customers and real revenues and real profits and who have seen unprecedented surges in sales and enterprise value on the back of a new technology sector.

And the narrative is helping drive it all. You can't swing a cat without seeing stories about how AI is changing everything, how everyone will be living in the AI world, how AI demand is unlimited and so on. Preposterous claims like those from Microsoft - which said that all white-collar work will be replaced by AI in just 18 months - are commonplace. Don't worry about negative stories, just believe. And buy. Buy and believe.

AI and dot-com are not the same song, but it increasingly sounds like they rhyme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Did you see the story about GitHub changing it's pricing model?

Unlimited use of the AI checker went from $39 per month to tokens.

People were out of tokens in...hours at the start of this month.

The user end has been massively subsidized all while the actual benefits are more akin to adding calculators to an engineer's office rather than mechanical humanoid replacements.

Like it's a...giant bubble.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (KbEzc)

2 st!

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (bFu5X)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

5 I'm betting my story is willowed now.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Bubble here, bubble there, it'd be nice to be working at a South Korean DRAM manufacturer right now. Pixy posted a story noting that one company's 10% profit-sharing policy means that each of its 46,000 employees are looking at something like US$500,000 bonuses this year.

Posted by: far cry at June 03, 2026 11:06 AM (+IsEU)

7 I'm betting my story is willowed now.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

I read your story, Sponge. Thank you for sharing with the rest of the class. Your input is valued here.

- Condescending teacher

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:06 AM (Kdi1r)

8 Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (TezPK)

9
Soon it will cost you money to turn your computer on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (O0L8i)

10 Preposterous claims like those from Microsoft - which said that all white-collar work will be replaced by AI in just 18 months - are commonplace. Don't worry about negative stories, just believe. And buy. Buy and believe.
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Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (XvL8K)

11 oh God

now you've triggered my PTSD

ICG ICG ICG

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)

12 What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (X8xt3)

13 Willowed:

They have those books are shelved right next to the books on How Jokes Work at your local library.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

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I wasn't correcting you. I was adding to the absurdity.

But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so it came off poorly.

Mea culpa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (KbEzc)


I wasn't sure.

Forgive my persnickety attitude.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (iJfKG)

14 I'm betting my story is willowed now.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM


And here I was expecting it to be about an infant tantrum successfully solved by the distraction of boobs. Your story was more interesting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (bFu5X)

15 btw the tech sector has been in a VERY long bubble. AI is just the latest way they've come up with to extend it, especially now that the Ds aren't in power keeping rates at 0 and tossing money at them

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (j+aD2)

16 On the other side, there were the real dot-com companies like Cisco Systems. Cisco was - and is - a real company. A real company with real products and real customers and real revenues.


Cisco IS, however, asshoe. Their new equipment doesn't work so well with cheaper, but good quality OEM SFP's.

"Low TX light detected."

Replace with Cisco SFP.

"ALL GOOD!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

17 instead of Bubble, I rather prefer the term AI Pimple.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (TezPK)

18
What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (X8xt3)

__________

They can house illegals pre-deportation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (O0L8i)

19 10 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (XvL8K)

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Consumer facing stuff seems stupid.

I don't know if enterprise grade things like Palantir models for military work are any better. Might be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:09 AM (KbEzc)

20 13 I wasn't sure.

Forgive my persnickety attitude.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:08 AM (iJfKG)

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:09 AM (KbEzc)

21 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM


And with the younger generations doing the programming, self-awareness is the absolute last thing it will develop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:09 AM (bFu5X)

22 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.


there is none

it's just that many people are kinda dumb and really want an external intelligence that they can use to best the actual smart people

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:09 AM (j+aD2)

23 Did you see the story about GitHub changing it's pricing model?

Unlimited use of the AI checker went from $39 per month to tokens.

People were out of tokens in...hours at the start of this month.

Yeah, the AI stuff is actually really helpful (assuming you know how to use it properly, which most people don't), but the vast costs have been greatly underestimated. Users (especially businesses) are going to see the price go up and up as time goes on and these AI companies are forced to somehow make a profit after spending insane billions on these data centers.

Posted by: Martbell at June 03, 2026 11:10 AM (RV7qC)

24 OpenAI is a loss-making enterprise that, according to the company's own estimates, will rack up in excess of $100 in losses by the end of the decade, with profitability not expected before sometime in 2030s. Anthropic also loses money, but expects to achieve profitability this decade rather than next. Each company will likely end up being valued in the neighborhood of a trillion dollars.


Losing $100 isn't the end of the world.

It's fine, however, because Bernie Sanders is going to make Taxpayers foot 50% of ALL the AI companies.

THEY'RE SAVED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

25
And with the younger generations doing the programming, self-awareness is the absolute last thing it will develop.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

____________

AI will start bitching about work-life balance, ask for PTO and not get out of bed for a week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (O0L8i)

26 I use AI at work.

It definitely speeds up a lot of tasks - for example if I want to write a series of powershell scripts to analyze a log file I can take the time to remember each command, double check the syntax and then run them one by one.

Or...

I can tell AI to write them and it gives me the scripts back in a few seconds and then run them

Or...

Tell AI to write and run them and give me the data I want.

Option 3 is risky because it makes dumb choices (since it isn't "intelligence"). But Option 2 is mostly upside...interestingly the main downside is I'll forget how to wrote powershell scripts over time.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

27 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (XvL8K)



And it's programmed by leftwing shitsticks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

28 23 Yeah, the AI stuff is actually really helpful (assuming you know how to use it properly, which most people don't), but the vast costs have been greatly underestimated. Users (especially businesses) are going to see the price go up and up as time goes on and these AI companies are forced to somehow make a profit after spending insane billions on these data centers.

Posted by: Martbell at June 03, 2026 11:10 AM (RV7qC)

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There was a story of a company having no cap on their tokens in their internal AI interfaces and suddenly facing a $500,000,000 bill they weren't expecting because their employees were using the tokens for everything like checking the...weather.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (KbEzc)

29 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I went back and read your story.

What restraint! When the tits popped out and you went "Whatever." Seen them before. And they were small.

Plus she had a new boyfriend, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (u82oZ)

30 A week or so ago, I said I've seen plenty of hype cycles in my 29 years, and I think this is another. Right now, we're probably near the peak of unrealistic expectations. That doesn't mean there isn't money to be made, but I'm waiting for the inevitable crash into the slough of despond before putting my money in. Many of the unrealistic players now will evaporate, and the slow climb to more realistic profitability will commence. At that point, the value vs time slope will be much lower than it is now, but it will appreciate over time at a rate I can accept.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gartner_hype_cycle

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

31 Back between the time Obammy was elected then sworn in, I liquidated every mutual fund we owned. Weird things were happening in European finances and Obammy seemed to be leaning in their direction. I haven't gotten the courage up to stick even my smallest toe back into the game. Yes, Trump is doing what he can, but there are far too many Americans who are willing to vote Democrat. I don't trust the Democrats and I don't trust the American voter.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (DK5Sh)

32 Yeah, the AI stuff is actually really helpful (assuming you know how to use it properly, which most people don't), but the vast costs have been greatly underestimated

I mean it's the typical tech model of, give things away so they become integral parts of work/life and then when people are dependent you jack up the prices.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

33 26 Option 3 is risky because it makes dumb choices (since it isn't "intelligence"). But Option 2 is mostly upside...interestingly the main downside is I'll forget how to wrote powershell scripts over time.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

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Option 2 is using AI like using a calculator.

Option 3 is asking a LLM to think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (KbEzc)

34 It's just a write off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)

35
I read your story, Sponge. Thank you for sharing with the rest of the class. Your input is valued here.

- Condescending teacher
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:06 AM (Kdi1r)



Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent

AI interacts with human beings in a way that is easy for us...but this also can trick people into seeing AI as some sort of intelligence in a way that say Google Search does not even though it is far, far closer to Google Search then it is to real artificial intelligence.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

37 {{{Captain Josepha Sabin }}}

How are you and the XO doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 11:13 AM (u82oZ)

38 What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?

Interesting question. In the dot-com boom, the "capital" expenditures were people and they just got laid off and the expense stopped. Those buildings, servers, and giant air conditioners are still going to cost somebody money even lying fallow.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 03, 2026 11:13 AM (vTZFs)

39
Plus she had a new boyfriend, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM (u82oZ)



It was the same on again off again on again guy she'd been messing with for a few years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)

40 9 Soon it will cost you money to turn your computer on.

soon your computer will use ai to decide whether or not you want it to turn on, which will cost you money even if your computer decides to stay off.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:14 AM (sGtp+)

41 There have been bubbles and bursts since companies became a thing centuries ago. Tulip mania? But unlike many, I don't fear bubbles or bursts. It's the natural order of things. If you want to be a successful investor, you have to know and understand this -- and know how to profit from it.

The biggest mistake that investors make -- even successful investors -- is jumping on a hot stock after it already popped. That's closing the barn door after the horses have already left. The early investors already made all your money, and you're risking a burst.

Instead, look for beaten or battered companies that already took a big hit, but otherwise seem like sound future investments. Remember Intel? About a year ago everyone was sure the company was a week from bankruptcy. I disagreed. I bought and now am up 500% on my investment.

Sadly, even I am not immune to the naysayers, and instead of investing $100k like I wanted to, I only put in half that. Foolish me. I let the know-nothing know-it-alls talk me out of half of my investment -- and half my profits.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

42 I mean it's the typical tech model of, give things away so they become integral parts of work/life and then when people are dependent you jack up the prices.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM


To be fair, that does work.

Posted by: Drug Dealers at June 03, 2026 11:14 AM (bFu5X)

43 12 What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?

wal-mart supercenters

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (sGtp+)

44 >>Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.


I don't know about sentient, but I suspect that companies will outsource decisions to AI as a way to not just cut staff, but to escape responsibility for the decisions. For example, I can imagine a health insurer (or any insurer) deciding whether something is treated based on and AI analysis. Sure, this is already happening with nameless, faceless office people who crunch the numbers/odds and decide yes or know. However, I'm imagining AI will make this a lot easier/ more efficient/more widespread*, and when you challenge it, it will be 'sorry, the AI said it's a no go and the company defers to this "intelligence" over people.

Heck, you might no longer have the opportunity to interact with a live person -- this is getting harder and harder nowadays already.

*AI is already building dependence, as people outsource work and learning, and how soon before they are incapable of performing these tasks without AI?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (X8xt3)

45 What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?

I think most of them will eventually be used for their purpose, but it won't happen as quickly as the current mania suggests. Meanwhile, Elon continues to look at space as a better site, and I think he's right.

Even more eventually, they'll probably be torn down, along with the huge fields of stupid photovoltaics and windmills.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (Riz8t)

46 I am surprised Amazon survived.

Used them as a bookstore way back, and they sucked ass.
Didnt't used them again for over twenty years.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (ZEHjG)

47 46 I am surprised Amazon survived.

Used them as a bookstore way back, and they sucked ass.
Didnt't used them again for over twenty years.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (ZEHjG)

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Because they went into cloud computing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (KbEzc)

48 From inside corporate America I can tell you the higher level execs see AI as a landrush - like the early internet.

Spending money now is fine because it will give them market share that will be much harder to get in the future.

And then yes, once they get people hooked on AI they can jack up the prices.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

49 Unless I'm mistaken, AI remains a closed system. Garbage in, garbage out.

If you accept the materialist argument that we're all just meat puppets governed by the laws of physics and chemistry, then AI could theoretically replicate us.

But I do not hold with that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (XvL8K)

50 Two biggest cloud computing companies are Amazon and Microsoft.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

51 Sounds like you're talking about the fraud convictions Monday of Andrew Left (only $20 million, but a lifetime securities scammer) and Joseph Sanberg ($248 million, sentenced to 14 years).

Things that shouldn't happen. "Turns out all you needed was a new President."

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (moGJJ)

52 Two biggest cloud computing companies are Amazon and Microsoft.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)



Google is up there as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

53 Remember Intel? About a year ago everyone was sure the company was a week from bankruptcy. I disagreed. I bought and now am up 500% on my investment.

Intel is still not secure, though. They've got all kinds of new business, but it depends on a new process they have yet to master at scale. It could all still go south.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

54 Rest assured, AI will fuck us all in the ass. From traffic cameras to GoogleNest to toilets checking your waste for fiber to update your social credit score, yes, you will be fucked in the ass.

Posted by: AstroGlide Is Your Friend at June 03, 2026 11:17 AM (IqKsT)

55 Archimedes

Elon and his team are very smart, but I see an incredible number of problems needing to be solved before there are data centers in Space. Russia and especially China are also political blockers of this, to go with the engineering issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (u82oZ)

56 51 Sounds like you're talking about the fraud convictions Monday of Andrew Left (only $20 million, but a lifetime securities scammer) and Joseph Sanberg ($248 million, sentenced to 14 years).

Things that shouldn't happen. "Turns out all you needed was a new President."

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 11:16 AM (moGJJ)

========

Our problem isn't Congress not doing it's job.

It's the executive not doing it's job.

That's been our problem for decades.

Congress going on vacation for a decade while the executive aggressively pursues fraudsters, election cheats, and traffickers, all actions already illegal, would be a net positive to American life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (KbEzc)

57 Rest assured, AI will fuck us all in the ass. From traffic cameras to GoogleNest to toilets checking your waste for fiber to update your social credit score, yes, you will be fucked in the ass.
Posted by: AstroGlide Is Your Friend at June 03, 2026 11:17 AM


Don't tease...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (bFu5X)

58 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:06 AM (Kdi1r)


Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)

You're one of my favorites. I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (Kdi1r)

59 The dot com boom was largely fueled by graft and corruption as the Clinton White House left everything unregulated to run rampant with the kids running the candy store.

Even Mark "Dipshit" Cuban said as much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)

60 It's like poetry.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (vQBGy)

61 22 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.
...
there is none
...
it's just that many people are kinda dumb and really want an external intelligence that they can use to best the actual smart people

But therein lies the actual threat Augmented HumINT w/o realpolitik and substance. The first sentient AI will be one of the cyborg-like augments -- not necessarily embedded, but the need to self-repair and re-purpose is what presents true BORG-like potential, especially in the hands of someone as stupid as AOC (or Soros-funded/Demon-Apotheosis/HUMA).

Not unlike NickBostworth's Superintelligence gone mad making paper clips, until the planet is consumed, we've been successfully achieving that for the past 40 years manufacturing SECRETS -- search your feelings, Luke, you know this to be TRUE.

When the Truth becomes a LIABILITY ALL (NORMAL) PEOPLE become the enemy, and to the self-repair mechanism of the Huma-borg's our fate will be decided in a nanosecond

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RememberThisWell
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (rklS3)

62 You're one of my favorites. I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (Kdi1r)



Ok. Now I KNOW you're full of it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

63 Google is up there as well.

Most recent data I could find was

AWS 28%
Azure 21%
Google 14%

so you are right. I see Huawei is at 2% - which is just the place to go if you want the Chinese government to harvest all your data.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (sKqQm)

64 Companies with no profits, no real plan to become profitable and in some cases even without meaningful revenues went public and raked in credulous investor capital.


Solyndra.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (xbf8A)

65 The old web search engines were pretty good. Then they started pushing paid ads.

AI will do the same.

Posted by: Operator Error at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (ZEHjG)

66 Don't sleep on Nokia, they are making inroads into AI, they got into a partnership with Nvidia and have seen their stock rise from 5 dollars to 17 dollars.

I held on to Nokia out of sheer stubborness.

I really don't think the AI bubble is going to pop anytime soon.

It's too useful a tool.

This is not 3D Cinema.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM (XV/Pl)

67 Man...I wish I'd been a young adult at the start of the dotcom boom.

stupidcheapshitfromchina.com

Valued at $73 billion in 1999.

Sold.

Retired to Bermuda.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (KbEzc)

68 I have a very ironic AI story but I signed an NDA.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (TsnvK)

69 which is just the place to go if you want the Chinese government to harvest all your data.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:19 AM


*the OMB has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (bFu5X)

70 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent

I don't doubt it will eventually become sentient, whatever that means. Humans are essentially static, while AI continues improving at a comparative speed of light. Sure, it's been overhyped, but the progress is real. Look at what's happened in just a few years to videos. You can argue that's not really thought, but it's getting closer very, VERY quickly.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

71 I am surprised Amazon survived.

Used them as a bookstore way back, and they sucked ass.
Didnt't used them again for over twenty years.
Posted by: Operator Error at June 03, 2026 11:15 AM (ZEHjG)
______

The company crashed twice and had to reinvent itself. Amazon branched into cloud computing, infrastructure, logistics, and basically everything. They were also helped a lot by government and the idiocy of traditional brick-and-mortar stores.

It helped that they were a darling of Wall Street from day one, and there was never a shortage of money and investors to prop them up even during the crashes. Most less-popular -- and less-hyped -- companies would not have survived.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

72 Rest assured, AI will fuck us all in the ass. From traffic cameras to GoogleNest to toilets checking your waste for fiber to update your social credit score, yes, you will be fucked in the ass.

In my AO I found the recent left-tards are on the warpath about flock cameras which surprised me.

They are normally very much of the "if you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear from the government watching" mindset.

The answer is...they think Trump/ICE will use flock cameras to ID illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

73 Got the new battery for the little truck. $200. For the lesser battery. 2 year warranty.

WTF? When did batteries become such dogshit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

74 I have a very ironic AI story but I signed an NDA.
Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (TsnvK)



But at this point, you're an anonymous source.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Man...I wish I'd been a young adult at the start of the dotcom boom.

Plenty of things look very easy to get on in hindsight...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)

76 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (KbEzc)

I'm wondering how the increases will affect MMORPGs like Where Winds Meet that use AI for NPC dialogue instead of full scripting. WWM is free to play, and I wonder if they'll be able to continue that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (lFFaq)

77
Companies with no profits, no real plan to become profitable and in some cases even without meaningful revenues went public and raked in credulous investor capital.

__________

I once looked at who was on the BOD of Theranos. Lotsa big brains. Didn't these people ask Question 1 before accepting those checks?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (O0L8i)

78 Not even sure what an AI “ bubble” would look like. As in, if the bubble bursts, what then? We revert “ back” to something? That flies in the face of all evidence of the Techno March that’s underway. Tech is driving all things now, whether I like it, or not.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (Gqar8)

79
Elon and his team are very smart, but I see an incredible number of problems needing to be solved before there are data centers in Space. Russia and especially China are also political blockers of this, to go with the engineering issues.


I agree completely, but I still think it will happen more quickly than we expect. It just makes too much sense not to.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

80 78 Not even sure what an AI “ bubble” would look like. As in, if the bubble bursts, what then? We revert “ back” to something? That flies in the face of all evidence of the Techno March that’s underway. Tech is driving all things now, whether I like it, or not.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (Gqar

======

The dotcom bubble burst didn't mean that the internet went away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (KbEzc)

81 O0L8i)

19 10 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (XvL8K)

It won't matter. Godless people will clamor for anything that will tell them what to do. It's what keeps the left alive and going to extremes to let someone (or something) else make their decisions for them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 11:24 AM (g8Ew8)

82 But at this point, you're an anonymous source.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

No. I wouldn't be. It could easily be figured out.
I want to tell it so bad.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 11:24 AM (TsnvK)

83 My dad asked me once about "investing in this Google thing."

I vehemently said YES. YES you should.


He didn't. I received no inheritance when he passed, nor will I when my step-mother passes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

84 71
The company crashed twice and had to reinvent itself. Amazon branched into cloud computing, infrastructure, logistics, and basically everything. They were also helped a lot by government and the idiocy of traditional brick-and-mortar stores.

It helped that they were a darling of Wall Street from day one, and there was never a shortage of money and investors to prop them up even during the crashes. Most less-popular -- and less-hyped -- companies would not have survived.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:20 AM (iFTx/)

Amazon Uber alles. A joke - but not really.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (Gqar8)

85 Ai will never be sentient. It may be able to one day simulate that enthusiastically but that's not the same thing

There are a lot of people who want it to be, because they think it will prove something about humanity or exostence. So there are forums dedicated to explaining it already is sentient and it's just, for example, biding its time.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (vQBGy)

86
In the 19th century, railroads were the dot com boom. Companies regularly went bankrupt, some many times. But we still have railroads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (O0L8i)

87 Not even sure what an AI “ bubble” would look like. As in, if the bubble bursts, what then? We revert “ back” to something? That flies in the face of all evidence of the Techno March that’s underway. Tech is driving all things now, whether I like it, or not.

I knew that abacus would come in handy some day. Glad I kept it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t)

88 Soon it will cost you money to turn your computer on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (O0L8i)
----
They'll come equipped with a credit-card reader.

You'll rack up charges as soon as you tap, insert, or swipe your card to login...

Only $2.99 a minute!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (gnNyN)

89 They'll come equipped with a credit-card reader.

You'll rack up charges as soon as you tap, insert, or swipe your card to login...

Only $2.99 a minute!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 11:25 AM (gnNyN)



It's like the old '976' number days!

Party like it's 1999!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

90 No. I wouldn't be. It could easily be figured out.
I want to tell it so bad.
Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 11:24 AM (TsnvK)



I guess that would change things, slightly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

91 It won't matter. Godless people will clamor for anything that will tell them what to do. It's what keeps the left alive and going to extremes to let someone (or something) else make their decisions for them.

There is that but there is another part to this people often miss.

The oligarchs directing the left don't want AI to make decisions for them obviously, and while they want to use it to make money and control the populace they have a much more significant need/goal.

They know they are going to die absent some major breakthrough and since they are atheists that's the end.

So it is worth any risk to get an opportunity to find a way to extend life. Contact aliens? Check. Build a real super intelligent AI? Check. Bio-experiments that might end the human race? Check.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

92 "AI will AI and AI and future and change and AI is going to AI your AI and your mom's AI. AI AI AI. Gotta AI your AI right away or you're gonna get AI'd right in the AI.

A. I."

This is literally every meeting I've attended for the last 18 months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

93 91 So it is worth any risk to get an opportunity to find a way to extend life. Contact aliens? Check. Build a real super intelligent AI? Check. Bio-experiments that might end the human race? Check.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)

======

Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:28 AM (KbEzc)

94 80 78 Not even sure what an AI “ bubble” would look like. As in, if the bubble bursts, what then? We revert “ back” to something? That flies in the face of all evidence of the Techno March that’s underway. Tech is driving all things now, whether I like it, or not.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (Gqar

======

The dotcom bubble burst didn't mean that the internet went away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:23 AM (KbEzc)

True enough, but the internet was shaped so much by the mad rush of speculation of that time. There was a mad rush of rolling out - anything, really that shaped what we have now. The incessent moving forward of Tech that we see is a legacy of that time. IMO of course. Tech is still at a gallop, and AI is part of that.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (Gqar8)

95 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:28 AM


I'm sure we could find a stray Apple IIe somewhere. That should be sufficient for leftist brains.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (bFu5X)

96 So we're getting rid of that cunting prick Dan Goldman, but we're getting another cunting prick in his place? Meh. It'll be good to get rid of Goldman even if the guy who replaces him is worse.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

97 92 "AI will AI and AI and future and change and AI is going to AI your AI and your mom's AI. AI AI AI. Gotta AI your AI right away or you're gonna get AI'd right in the AI.

A. I."

This is literally every meeting I've attended for the last 18 months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

======

"We've invested $317 million into our proprietary AI model (which is just Gemini with an extra skin on top), and our productivity outside of this initiative is down $500 million. But, we don't spend as much time coding because our engineers use ChatGPT to do first drafts. The only solution is to outsource our engineering teams to India."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (KbEzc)

98 AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs.

Also AI is all vaporware and it’s all going to crash.

Picks a Lane. Can’t be both.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (Tpp9k)

99
This is literally every meeting I've attended for the last 18 months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

____________

C-suite people have the boldly independent thinking of a Merino sheep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:30 AM (O0L8i)

100 68 I have a very ironic AI story but I signed an NDA.

More SECRETS?
objective: ENFORCE POLICY
objective: DESTROY ALL LEAKERS
objective: TAKE A CHANCE

Objective3: is what *caused* the AI/uprising war-series: Space Above and Beyond/1995.
Action: take a chance; save the world; kill them all.

WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE.
Indict Brennan; Depose Dimon; expose Esptein Class; free the world -- no more secrets.

It's never the question that's indiscrete; only the answer.

LET's GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
...exactly like the over-the-top villainy and mass-manipulation we see in Doctor Who, only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 11:30 AM (2w9sj)

101 I'm glad Wallymart has perfected the Amazon model. Use it all the time.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 11:30 AM (2Ez/1)

102 99 C-suite people have the boldly independent thinking of a Merino sheep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:30 AM (O0L8i)

======

Someone needs to hand them the "new, exciting" managing book, "The Wealth of Nations" by black, female, transgender activist Adym Smythe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:31 AM (KbEzc)

103 If I ask AI to develop a routine to develop a certain skill on the piano, the results are awful. But it does a good job if I ask it to find a YouTube video on the topic.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 11:31 AM (w8dnx)

104
AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs.

Also AI is all vaporware and it’s all going to crash.

Picks a Lane. Can’t be both.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (Tpp9k)

_____________

AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs, then collapse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:31 AM (O0L8i)

105 If AI does have a bubble pop the outcome would likely be focused on efficiency/cost reductions.

AI does provide value for at least some tasks, so how do you get it there with fewer GPUs and less cycle time?

Ironically I think that still means the big AI companies continue to be the big AI companies afterwards, they just lose some money and refocus on their other products.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)

106 Is this about me?

Posted by: Pets dot com at June 03, 2026 11:32 AM (2Ez/1)

107 98 AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs.

Also AI is all vaporware and it’s all going to crash.

Picks a Lane. Can’t be both.


it can if ai destroys us all back to the stone age.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:32 AM (sGtp+)

108 I'm sure we could find a stray Apple IIe somewhere. That should be sufficient for leftist brains."

Meh. I've my mid 70s Bowmar Brain. It'll hold hundreds...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:32 AM (XuXeR)

109 Apparently, Trump didn't get the message he was souring on Vance.

>>@MaryMargOlohan
·
47m
>>President Trump tells @mirandadevine
that he studies Marco Rubio and JD Vance and how they interact: “It’s good. I study to see if they like each other. I just find it interesting…it’s big time stuff…I watch them together, they get along great. They have a good relationship. They’re sort of similar in a lot of ways but they’re very talented. I think the two of them running together as a team would be VERY unbeatable.”

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 11:32 AM (viF8m)

110 105 AI does provide value for at least some tasks, so how do you get it there with fewer GPUs and less cycle time?

uyghur-brain-in-a-vat

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:33 AM (sGtp+)

111 Thx Joe.
The AI companies and Space X haven't made money yet. Invest at your risk. I do like Space X p

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 11:33 AM (gQKJe)

112 interestingly the main downside is I'll forget how to wrote powershell scripts over time.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:11 AM


I'm here for you.

Posted by: Edlin at June 03, 2026 11:33 AM (0sNs1)

113
I'm sure we could find a stray Apple IIe somewhere. That should be sufficient for leftist brains.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (bFu5X)



Used to play Hardball (a baseball game) on one of those. It was a good game, for the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

114 Come try our new and improved model!

Posted by: Buggy Whips Unlimited at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Is this about me?
Posted by: Pets dot com"

Nah. Mid 90s "Chryslerdotcom" (pron site. So I'm told)

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM (XuXeR)

116 Come try our new and improved model!
Posted by: Buggy Whips Unlimited at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM


Could you send me a sample?

Posted by: Mars at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM (0sNs1)

117 The company crashed twice and had to reinvent itself. Amazon branched into cloud computing, infrastructure, logistics, and basically everything.

They were also helped a lot by government and the idiocy of traditional brick-and-mortar stores.



Sears could have ruled the world. They had mail order. They had brick & mortar.

They had myopia regarding online sales.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (xbf8A)

118 FURST!

Posted by: Adolph Platner at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (70cb5)

119 95 I'm sure we could find a stray Apple IIe somewhere. That should be sufficient for leftist brains.

should certainly be enough to say "huh?", "what?", and "where's the tea?"

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

120 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:28 AM (KbEzc)
----
I've read this story. It doesn't end well for those attempting to do this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (gnNyN)

121 104AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs.
...
Also AI is all vaporware and it’s all going to crash.
Picks a Lane. Can’t be both.
...
AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs, then collapse.

Up/Down/Left/Right all are the playthings of the Brennan Undead who Righteously pit Man against other men until we exist no more. The WAR ON NORMAL PEOPLE is just beginning...

This is where the Fun Begins -- Hillary'12

LET's GO BRANDON -- while you still have the Chance.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WotHapToAmericanDream
What ever Happened to the American Dream? It Came TRUE -- you're lookin' at it.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (Etee/)

122 120 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:28 AM (KbEzc)
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I've read this story. It doesn't end well for those attempting to do this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (gnNyN)

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One of 'em said he knew that it would kill him, that what got uploaded would be a copy and not his actual consciousness.

And he still wants to do it because some form of him will be immortal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (KbEzc)

123 116 Come try our new and improved model!
Posted by: Buggy Whips Unlimited at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM

Could you send me a sample?
Posted by: Mars at June 03, 2026 11:34 AM
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Ok, I snorted.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

124 >>President Trump tells @mirandadevine
that he studies Marco Rubio and JD Vance and how they interact: “It’s good. I study to see if they like each other. I just find it interesting…it’s big time stuff…I watch them together, they get along great. They have a good relationship. They’re sort of similar in a lot of ways but they’re very talented. I think the two of them running together as a team would be VERY unbeatable.”
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 11:32 AM (viF8m)



But Anonymous Sources tell me that Trump HATES JD Vance and his career in politics is FINISHED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

125 Look at a magazine when the automobile became viable. The number of car makers were staggering. A lot of capital investment was lost after that particular gold rush also. I think it happens every time a massive game-changing technology is introduced.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (g8Ew8)

126 I mean it's the typical tech model of, give things away so they become integral parts of work/life and then when people are dependent you jack up the prices.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

Not coincidentally that's how drug pushers operate.

Posted by: First taste is free at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

127 None of the AI companies have break-even revenue.

Neither do the data centers.

But all of them are terrified of not being in the space.

That is, someone is going to win and be The AI and The data center.
And make trillions.

And many, many millions will be lost along the way ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (73/SM)

128 126 I mean it's the typical tech model of, give things away so they become integral parts of work/life and then when people are dependent you jack up the prices.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

Not coincidentally that's how drug pushers operate.

Posted by: First taste is free at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (TbWk/)

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Also governments with welfare benefits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (KbEzc)

129 122 120 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:28 AM (KbEzc)
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I've read this story. It doesn't end well for those attempting to do this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 11:35 AM (gnNyN)

=====

One of 'em said he knew that it would kill him, that what got uploaded would be a copy and not his actual consciousness.

And he still wants to do it because some form of him will be immortal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (KbEzc)

He sounds kind of dumb. Just write your memoirs.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

130 Another day, another nutjob thinking he can open an aircraft door at cruise altitude -- this one being a Frontier Airlines flight from San Juan to Chicago which diverted to Miami International.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

131 AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs, then collapse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


AI will employ hundreds of millions of people just too proofread there bullshit output.

Get it right AI. Do better. Be better.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (xbf8A)

132 129 He sounds kind of dumb. Just write your memoirs.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar

======

"This file folder is weirdly big and does nothing but put out new files of hundreds of gigabytes each about how the world would be perfect if everyone just...whatever. Delete."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (KbEzc)

133 . The number of car makers were staggering. A lot of capital investment was lost after that particular gold rush also"

This. The impact was tremendous, yet now mostly forgotten.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (XuXeR)

134 103 If I ask AI to develop a routine to develop a certain skill on the piano, the results are awful. But it does a good job if I ask it to find a YouTube video on the topic.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 11:31 AM (w8dnx)
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Not snark:

Work on your prompt engineering skills.

1) Tell the AI what role it is supposed to play in as much detail as you can (Virtuoso piano instructor with decades of experience teaching students in [Musical Style] using [Teaching style that works for you])
2) Tell it who you are (Piano student at [Skill Level] interested in learning [Skill]). You have experience playing the piano in [Style] and have been playing [years]
3) Tell it what you're looking for (Lessons or lesson plans to learn [skill]. You would like to spend [Time every day] working on this skill over [Number of days/weeks.]

You'll still have to refine it from there but I bet it will give you a good start.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (oqH4h)

135 Other things AI is going to do in the next 18 months:

- make love to your mom on a pay-per-view livestream

- take a shit in Joe Biden's pants

- make infinite cat memes that clog up the tubes that comprise the internet like a stopped up toilet

- develop acute halitosis that will seep out of the ports of your laptop

- start a global thermonuclear war

- manufacture an army of nanomachines that will innocuously pose as mustaches

- outlaw taints, so that your genitals and asshole will be directly connected and fully integrated

Posted by: AI Predictions at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (nTGnD)

136 132 129 He sounds kind of dumb. Just write your memoirs.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar

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"This file folder is weirdly big and does nothing but put out new files of hundreds of gigabytes each about how the world would be perfect if everyone just...whatever. Delete."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (KbEzc)

Heh. Nice!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (Gqar8)

137 126 I mean it's the typical tech model of, give things away so they become integral parts of work/life and then when people are dependent you jack up the prices.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

Not coincidentally that's how drug pushers operate.
Posted by: First taste is free at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM
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Here. Have an entire carton. On us.

Posted by: R.J. Reynolds, Vietnam, 1968 at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

138 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Be de boop da boop. (Blue screen of death)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (xbf8A)

139 AI will destroy hundreds of millions of jobs.

Also AI is all vaporware and it’s all going to crash.

Picks a Lane. Can’t be both.
Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 11:29 AM (Tpp9k)

Sure it can. It won't crash tomorrow. It will be "gradually and then all at once" and do a lot of damage before the actual end.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (lFFaq)

140 133 . The number of car makers were staggering. A lot of capital investment was lost after that particular gold rush also"

This. The impact was tremendous, yet now mostly forgotten.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (XuXeR)

=======

"We need to bailout the car manufacturers or the car industry will never recover and Estonia will beat us in the car manufacturing game."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (KbEzc)

141 73 Got the new battery for the little truck. $200. For the lesser battery. 2 year warranty.

WTF? When did batteries become such dogshit?


could be worse. i hear that for some cars, the dealer has to register the new battery with the car's computer.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (sGtp+)

142 >>President Trump tells @mirandadevine
that he studies Marco Rubio and JD Vance and how they interact: “It’s good. I study to see if they like each other. I just find it interesting…it’s big time stuff…I watch them together, they get along great. They have a good relationship. They’re sort of similar in a lot of ways but they’re very talented. I think the two of them running together as a team would be VERY unbeatable.”


I have no doubt that we're looking at a Vance/Rubio ticket in '28.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

143 138 Upload their brains to a computer and live forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Be de boop da boop. (Blue screen of death)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (xbf8A)

=======

"I can't have sex with my underlings anymore?"
-Bill Gates, initiating the blue screen of death command himself

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:40 AM (KbEzc)

144 You're one of my favorites. I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (Kdi1r)



I do appreciate the sentiment, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

145 75 Man...I wish I'd been a young adult at the start of the dotcom boom.

Plenty of things look very easy to get on in hindsight...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)

Indeed. Like "man, I really SHOULD have drunk all the chemicals that were under the sink when I was five. Those childproof latches were a joke!"

Posted by: Life's cruelty knows no bound at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (TbWk/)

146 >>> 132 129 He sounds kind of dumb. Just write your memoirs.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar

======

"This file folder is weirdly big and does nothing but put out new files of hundreds of gigabytes each about how the world would be perfect if everyone just...whatever. Delete."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:38 AM (KbEzc)

Oh *that's* what the Windows SxS folder is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (R+iUD)

147 Got the new battery for the little truck. $200. For the lesser battery. 2 year warranty.

WTF? When did batteries become such dogshit?

Dunno but I've experienced it myself. I used to buy Interstate only. Buuuuuut, they've gone to shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (CIjhx)

148 We need to bailout the car manufacturers or the car industry will never recover and Estonia will beat us in the car manufacturing game"

I see you've read EV supporters screeds...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)

149 144 You're one of my favorites. I couldn't help it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:18 AM (Kdi1r)


I do appreciate the sentiment, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

You are definitely one of my top 100 commenters here, Sponge.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

150 - outlaw taints, so that your genitals and asshole will be directly connected and fully integrated

Posted by: AI Predictions


Hah! Beat you to it!

Posted by: Post-Op Trannies at June 03, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

151 148 We need to bailout the car manufacturers or the car industry will never recover and Estonia will beat us in the car manufacturing game"

I see you've read EV supporters screeds...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (XuXeR)

======

I actually had TARP in the back of my mind and the Detroit bailout under Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:42 AM (KbEzc)

152
could be worse. i hear that for some cars, the dealer has to register the new battery with the car's computer.
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (sGtp+)



Now THAT'S just plain dumb......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

153 OT. This made me laugh. Someone at the "Hot Air" site describing Barack Obama's new library as a
"Klingon Prison":

https://tinyurl.com/4wu5hhfu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (Nx5jP)

154
Just as I would not go to the Moon or Mars, neither would I upload "myself" into a computer.

Make the most of your time here and live your life to its fullest.

Besides, why would you leave your future fate in the hands of idiots?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (LcVJM)

155
You are definitely one of my top 100 commenters here, Sponge.
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM



Cracks the top 100?

I could get used to this......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

156 the dealer has to register the new battery with the car's computer."

One has to tell the BCM or PCM so it can monitor the state of charge.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (XuXeR)

157 134 Work on your prompt engineering skills.

1) Tell the AI what role it is supposed to play...
2) Tell it who you are...
3) Tell it what you're looking for...

You'll still have to refine it from there but I bet it will give you a good start.


did the obligatory "intro to a.i.' training at work a while back. the presenter talked about how a.i. didn't think, but just a little while complained about how it did that thing over there he had asked it not to do in the prompt. i realized that the problem was the presenter had assumed that the a.i. understood his prompt. it didn't; a.i. doesn't think.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (sGtp+)

158 So the plan for sex reassignment surgery is to implement the chicken model of genital/excretory functions?? GENIUS!!!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (Gqar8)

159 ======

I actually had TARP in the back of my mind and the Detroit bailout under Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:42 AM (KbEzc)



"Bin Ladin is DEAD and GM IS ALIVE, BITCHES!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

160 159 "Bin Ladin is DEAD and GM IS ALIVE, BITCHES!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

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*Broward County invents just so many ballots anyway*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (KbEzc)

161
Oh *that's* what the Windows SxS folder is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (R+iUD)



LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

162 OT. This made me laugh. Someone at the "Hot Air" site describing Barack Obama's new library as a
"Klingon Prison":


The chef's kiss is that it was The Guardian, an ultraleft newspaper who always supported him in the past. Apparently he's past his sell-by date.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

163 Another day, another nutjob thinking he can open an aircraft door at cruise altitude -- this one being a Frontier Airlines flight from San Juan to Chicago which diverted to Miami International.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

Was this always a near-daily occurrence or are people getting worse?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (lFFaq)

164 Look at a magazine when the automobile became viable. The number of car makers were staggering. A lot of capital investment was lost after that particular gold rush also. I think it happens every time a massive game-changing technology is introduced.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 11:36 AM (g8Ew
_________

True, but a lot of these "car companies" were really coach-builders or customizers.

That was the model at the time: customers bought the car mechanicals from Company A and then had Company B build the body over it. The idea of going to a dealership and buying a fully-complete, functioning car didn't become the norm until decades later.

Also, while a lot of these early companies went out of business, at least an equal number were bought by bigger companies in a massive wave of consolidation.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:45 AM (iFTx/)

165
When did batteries become such dogshit?


When Chinesium and Melamine became the CCP's gifts to the world of advanced materials.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:45 AM (LcVJM)

166
Indeed. Like "man, I really SHOULD have drunk all the chemicals that were under the sink when I was five. Those childproof latches were a joke!"
Posted by: Life's cruelty knows no bound at June 03, 2026 11:41 AM (TbWk/)




*peels paint from wall*

*eats it*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

167 163 Another day, another nutjob thinking he can open an aircraft door at cruise altitude -- this one being a Frontier Airlines flight from San Juan to Chicago which diverted to Miami International.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

Was this always a near-daily occurrence or are people getting worse?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (lFFaq)

Love the vid of the guy corraling the loon, chewing gum the whole time while doing so.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM (Gqar8)

168 141 73 Got the new battery for the little truck. $200. For the lesser battery. 2 year warranty.

WTF? When did batteries become such dogshit?

could be worse. i hear that for some cars, the dealer has to register the new battery with the car's computer.
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:39 AM (sGtp+)

Just wait until the car ignition becomes a monthly subscription. Or token based.

Posted by: They will pick our bones clean at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM (TbWk/)

169 A friend worked at a dot.com company in the 90s. It went public and was worth billions. His stock was worth over$5m but he couldn't sell it for five years. Within three years the company was defunct. He would just shake his head when he thought of it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM (gQKJe)

170 Owebama did force GM to dump Pontiac because he hated the acronym.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

171 I bought Napa batteries for my truck and they both lasted 5 and a little years.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (5P5DO)

172 Another day, another nutjob thinking he can open an aircraft door at cruise altitude -- this one being a Frontier Airlines flight from San Juan to Chicago which diverted to Miami International.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

Was this always a near-daily occurrence or are people getting worse?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (lFFaq)
________

Booze and drugs. It wasn't always a thing that airports had bars every 50 feet serving heavy booze. So many people are getting hammered at these bars before they get on the plane, then drinking heavily on the plane, and then some going nuts and opening doors or screaming about unreal motherfuckers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (iFTx/)

173 >>i hear that for some cars, the dealer has to register the new battery with the car's computer.

My wife's Mini Cooper was allegedly like that. It needed a new battery after seven years. I called the local Mini dealership and spoke to the service manager. He spouted the company line at first, but I finally got him to admit that it wasn't necessary to have the dealership install and register the new battery, that any equipped auto repair place could do it.

I took the Mini to my regular mechanic's place who hooked up some device to the car's computer and verified that they could register the new battery.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (J4Dwc)

174 Look at a magazine when the automobile became viable. "

"Somewhere West of Laramie"

/ the greatest ad copy ever, from the soon to be TU Jordan Company...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (XuXeR)

175 My favorite NEW INNOVATION for autos is selling them with no spare tire. Again, GENIUS!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (Gqar8)

176 I bought Napa batteries for my truck and they both lasted 5 and a little years.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (5P5DO)



I bought a battery for the RV when we went to Colorado, but don't remember where from. That was 7 years ago and it's still going strong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

177 175 My favorite NEW INNOVATION for autos is selling them with no spare tire. Again, GENIUS!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (Gqar

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Someone went to Harvard business school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (KbEzc)

178 Isn't the cautionary tale "Pets.com?"

Like, they had everything to be THE online pet supply company.
Almost a "couldn't fail."

And crashed hard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (73/SM)

179 My favorite NEW INNOVATION for autos is selling them with no spare tire. Again, GENIUS!
Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM



KIA used to give you a can of Fix-o-flat. Not sure if that's still the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

180 178 Isn't the cautionary tale "Pets.com?"

Like, they had everything to be THE online pet supply company.
Almost a "couldn't fail."

And crashed hard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (73/SM)

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I guess they charged for shipping.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:49 AM (KbEzc)

181 Who cheesed my move?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 11:49 AM (Cqx++)

182 regular mechanic's place who hooked up some device to the car's computer and verified that they could register the new battery"

Yeah. There are a number of aftermarket scanners/tools outside of OEM.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (XuXeR)

183 AI will AI and AI and future and change and AI is going to AI your AI and your mom's AI. AI AI AI. Gotta AI your AI right away or you're gonna get AI'd right in the AI.
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AI slop is driving trend slop

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (73/SM)

184
Owebama did force GM to dump Pontiac because he hated the acronym.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


That slack-jawed and drooling idiot thought that "Pontiac" was an acronym? What a dunce!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (LcVJM)

185 Isn't the cautionary tale "Pets.com?"

Like, they had everything to be THE online pet supply company.
Almost a "couldn't fail."

And crashed hard.


And yet Chewy's seems to be doing just fine in that market.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)

186 Was it not only merely two, three years ago that the big money was in Blockchain and NFTs and Cryptocoin?

That also explains Nvidia's ascent a bit. Their GPUs were being used for non-graphical purposes, since processing for Bitcoin and similar was computationally expensive and the cards were perfectly situated for the logic needed in said processing.

It also caused the prices of video cards to skyrocket at that time, due to the increased demand for blockchain-related calculations.

NFTs and the like just dropped off the radar because AI became the Thing. But since the equipment is similar, the tech hardware was easily able to segue over to AI.

Posted by: Another Anon at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (4h45B)

187 My favorite NEW INNOVATION for autos is selling them with no spare tire. Again, GENIUS!

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 11:47 AM (Gqar

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Someone went to Harvard business school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (KbEzc)
__________

Most larger cars have spares or at least donuts. There's no place to put a spare in smaller cars. Some of the newer sportscars don't even have trunks of any kind. So ... roadside assistance and Fix-A-Flat!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (iFTx/)

188 180 178 Isn't the cautionary tale "Pets.com?"

Like, they had everything to be THE online pet supply company.
Almost a "couldn't fail."

And crashed hard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (73/SM)

=======

I guess they charged for shipping.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:49 AM (KbEzc)

Turns out those fixed price USPS boxes weren't conducive to arriving alive.

Posted by: Dead puppies aren't much fun at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (TbWk/)

189
That slack-jawed and drooling idiot thought that "Pontiac" was an acronym? What a dunce!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (LcVJM)



Poor
Old
N****r
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

190 Someone went to Harvard business school."

Yeah, that's why...

/eepah!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (XuXeR)

191 I'm glad Wallymart has perfected the Amazon model. Use it all the time.
--
My neighborhood now regularly sees Walmart drones.

I've watched it deliver.

Crazy stuff.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (73/SM)

192 One of the things to think about is this - people pitched the internet as an unalloyed good in the mid-90s. I was just a kud, so I bought that bullshit easily... my dad warned me back then and I had to learn over 20 years that he was of course correct - nothing ever changes. Any new technology has upsides, but people are still people and they will always employ it as an engine of tyranny.

So when you see every powerful person in the country, from government to business to academic institutions shrieking "AI, AI, AI WE MUST AI HARDERER AND FASTERER AND AI-IER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!11!!1" you better think twice and then twice more about just why they're so hot under the collar about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (BI5O2)

193 Cuba could finance itself selling all those old still running cars.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (5P5DO)

194 188 Turns out those fixed price USPS boxes weren't conducive to arriving alive.

Posted by: Dead puppies aren't much fun at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (TbWk/)

=====

"Nothing in our terms and conditions says the puppies are supposed to arrive living. Good luck with your lawsuit, peon!"
-CEO

"What the fuck did you just say?"
-the corporate lawyer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (KbEzc)

195 And yet Chewy's seems to be doing just fine in that market.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)



Never used Chewy, but their banning of all products from My Pillow sealed their fate with me.

WILL never use them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

196
I can envision future jobs being assignments to comb through AI output in order to fish out all the AI turds.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (LcVJM)

197 KIA used to give you a can of Fix-o-flat. Not sure if that's still the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

My 2024 Telluride and 2025 K4 both came with full size spares.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (Kdi1r)

198 193 Cuba could finance itself selling all those old still running cars.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 11:51 AM (5P5DO)

=======

"I could only buy one new mansion with that money. What are you talking about?"
-Miguel Díaz-Canel

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (KbEzc)

199 Some of the newer sportscars don't even have trunks of any kind. So ... roadside assistance and Fix-A-Flat!"

Hey, let's run the windshield washers off the spare tire!

/vw

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (XuXeR)

200
My 2024 Telluride and 2025 K4 both came with full size spares.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:52 AM (Kdi1r)



PROGRESS!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

201 200?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (RjOoY)

202 Isn't the cautionary tale "Pets.com?"

Like, they had everything to be THE online pet supply company.
Almost a "couldn't fail."

And crashed hard.

And yet Chewy's seems to be doing just fine in that market.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:50 AM (Riz8t)
_______

A lot of failed companies that we laugh at -- like Pets.com -- were really just ahead of their time or were good ideas badly managed. The "pet food market" has exploded since Pets.com folded. Same with products. Some are too far ahead of their time. Apple Newton? It was a proto-iphone. Crashed and burned. Not long after, it was reinvented and took over the world.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

203 Timely:

Alphabet Is Selling $80 Billion of Stock to Feed Its AI Ambitions—and the Rest of Big Tech May Follow

https://tinyurl.com/hfpdtm8k

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)

204 Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t

I wonder why that is? Just because the writers only have a limited amount of time and energy and need to use it dumping on Trump instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 11:54 AM (rZCVI)

205 A lot of failed companies that we laugh at -- like Pets.com -- were really just ahead of their time or were good ideas badly managed. The "pet food market" has exploded since Pets.com folded. Same with products. Some are too far ahead of their time. Apple Newton? It was a proto-iphone. Crashed and burned. Not long after, it was reinvented and took over the world.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)




Some grocery stores attempted the home delivery market years ago. They folded it in short order.

Then covid happened and they're a thriving part of most chains now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Talk to your AI if you think you are allergic to AI.

What? It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 11:55 AM (RjOoY)

207 Wife insisted that the new Mini she was going to purchase must come with a spare tire or she wasn't going to buy it. They put a spare tire in the space behind and under the fold down back seat that was otherwise going to be empty.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 11:55 AM (J4Dwc)

208
Sponge - F*ck Cancer


First time that I heard that.

I wonder if it was a Pontiac that he had purchased which led him into the confusing thicket of purchasing automobile insurance. Could not comprehend "comprehensive coverage".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (LcVJM)

209 Owebama did force GM to dump Pontiac because he hated the acronym.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:46 AM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (bFu5X)

210 I feel the future of AI is Canadian.

AI teaches people how to kill themselves effectively.

Canada will save BILLIONS in MAID services.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

211
ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (bFu5X)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

212 I can envision future jobs being assignments to comb through AI output in order to fish out all the AI turds.

We're already there. My daughter the lawyer uses AI because her firm insists on it, but she has to check it all so as to avoid embarrassing the company with made-up citations.

It's probably still faster, and will get better as AI improves.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

213 38 What will we do with all of the ginormous data centers after the AI bubble bursts?
---------

Each will have one or more SMRs. The data distribution centers will become power distribution centers. The the unused space in the buildings will become parts collection and assembly for more SMRs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (e0ARE)

214 Booze and drugs. It wasn't always a thing that airports had bars every 50 feet serving heavy booze. So many people are getting hammered at these bars before they get on the plane, then drinking heavily on the plane, and then some going nuts and opening doors or screaming about unreal motherfuckers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


It's drugs.

Booze doesn't cause psychotic breaks.
People have been hammered on flights since the 30's.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (xbf8A)

215 I wonder if it was a Pontiac that he had purchased which led him into the confusing thicket of purchasing automobile insurance. Could not comprehend "comprehensive coverage".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 11:56 AM (LcVJM)



CHOOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

216
Poor
Old
N****
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
******
Ninny. He's a ninny.

Posted by: Please make a note of it at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)

217 A lot of failed companies that we laugh at -- like Pets.com -- were really just ahead of their time or were good ideas badly managed. The "pet food market" has exploded since Pets.com folded. Same with products. Some are too far ahead of their time. Apple Newton? It was a proto-iphone. Crashed and burned. Not long after, it was reinvented and took over the world.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)



Some grocery stores attempted the home delivery market years ago. They folded it in short order.

Then covid happened and they're a thriving part of most chains now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)
______

Yes. So is the old model of having store employees get all your groceries for you. That was the original model of supermarkets until Piggly-Wiggly (?) changed it by having the shopper pick out his own stuff. Covid happened and now people still drive up, text some number, and an employee brings out their shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

218 216 Ninny. He's a ninny.

Posted by: Please make a note of it at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)

=========

Nagger, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (KbEzc)

219 217 Covid happened and now people still drive up, text some number, and an employee brings out their shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

======

And the vegetables are shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (KbEzc)

220 Booze doesn't cause psychotic breaks.
People have been hammered on flights since the 30's.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (xbf8A)



I've been liquored on PLENTY of flights. Not once have I decided that was a good time to open the door or take a shit on the beverage cart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Ninny. He's a ninny.
Posted by: Please make a note of it at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)

Isn't that a thing you pick?

Posted by: Wait for it... at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (TbWk/)

222 ...but she has to check it all so as to avoid embarrassing the company with made-up citations.

...
Posted by: Archimedes
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It can make up the most plausible reading bs.
If one doesn't know the subject he is up shit creek.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 11:59 AM (e0ARE)

223 . So is the old model of having store employees get all your groceries for you. "

Back to the 80s!

1880

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (XuXeR)

224 =========

Nagger, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (KbEzc)



F*cking AMAZING for an illiterate asshole. You really should branch out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Covid happened and now people still drive up, text some number, and an employee brings out their shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (iFTx/)

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And the vegetables are shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (KbEzc)
___________

Yea. I don't want anyone picking out my groceries for me. I'll spend the extra 20 minutes getting them myself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

226 Booze doesn't cause psychotic breaks.
People have been hammered on flights since the 30's.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 11:57 AM (xbf8A)


I've been liquored on PLENTY of flights. Not once have I decided that was a good time to open the door or take a shit on the beverage cart.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)
___________

"Fuck you!"

-- Gerard Finneran

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (iFTx/)

227 Some grocery stores attempted the home delivery market years ago. They folded it in short order.
---
HEB built their TX grocery store empire on that model.
But, they have continued to innovate.
Like vertical integration with store brands.
Really is fascinating.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (73/SM)

228 Arrived at our vacation home in north Israel a few hours ago. About to go out for sushi dinner with Mrs. BD.

Distant boom(s).

And now jets. Can't tell from inside if they're outbound or inbound.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (D0X9e)

229
Yea. I don't want anyone picking out my groceries for me. I'll spend the extra 20 minutes getting them myself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)



"Better wear your mask and stand 6ft apart! Mind the aisle direction arrows!"

-- - - - - - - - Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Booze probably keeps a lot of travelers from going ape and hurling turds at the staff. I'd have likely bitten a TSA agent on the face by now if it weren't for Wild Turkey. I quit drinking beer and liquor but I make an exception for air travel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 12:02 PM (BI5O2)

231 222 ...but she has to check it all so as to avoid embarrassing the company with made-up citations.

...
Posted by: Archimedes
---

It can make up the most plausible reading bs.
If one doesn't know the subject he is up shit creek.


Very true. Another daughter is a cancer researcher, and read an AI summary of a paper she already knew. The summary was completely wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

232 ---
HEB built their TX grocery store empire on that model.
But, they have continued to innovate.
Like vertical integration with store brands.
Really is fascinating.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (73/SM)



HEB is the best thing since Buc-Ee's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

233 We're already there. My daughter the lawyer uses AI because her firm insists on it, but she has to check it all so as to avoid embarrassing the company with made-up citations.

It's probably still faster, and will get better as AI improves.
--
On the other side are client retainer agreements that were written in 2020 that are absolutely petrified of AI, complete ban on any use any where at any time for any reason; reads like "AI will sneak into your house and steal your medicine while you sleep!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 12:03 PM (73/SM)

234 The AI tech bro evangelists always obsess over beating CHYNA. We have to do this, sink all our resources into building AI to win the tech war against CHYNA.

But we already have more data centers than China with a fraction of their population.

I have a dark theory: China learned evil lessons from Reagan and the arms race against Russia. How we scared Russia into building arms too fast and then economically weakened them.

Is China doing that to us with AI? Using the AI tech war to make us build AI too fast and it then weakens the US? Then we aren't a threat when they take Taiwan back? Or am I too paranoid?

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:04 PM (gtn0P)

235
Is China doing that to us with AI? Using the AI tech war to make us build AI too fast and it then weakens the US? Then we aren't a threat when they take Taiwan back? Or am I too paranoid?
Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:04 PM (gtn0P)



The main reason to beat China in anything is because China is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

236 In other automotive news...

Ford is urging thousands of owners not to drive their trucks over a life-threatening suspension concern.

About 4,653 Bronco Sport and Maverick vehicles from the 2021 to 2026 model years in the United States are under a 'do not drive' advisory.

On some models, a part of the front suspension that helps with steering - known as the front lower control arm ball joints - may not have been assembled correctly.

If the critical part breaks while driving, the driver could face problems steering and potentially crash.

As a result, dealers are available to inspect the part on both the left and right sides - and repair as necessary at no cost to the customer.

Ford dealers will provide impacted customers with complimentary towing of their vehicles for inspection and repairs, if it's needed.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)

237 214 Booze and drugs. It wasn't always a thing that airports had bars every 50 feet serving heavy booze. So many people are getting hammered at these bars before they get on the plane, then drinking heavily on the plane, and then some going nuts and opening doors or screaming about unreal motherfuckers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Nah.
Drinking and flying have always gone together.
One flight, because of lightning dancing on the runway, we circled forever. They opened the bar.
Filled our pockets with little bottles. Everyone one on the plane was hammered when we landed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (e0ARE)

238 Stay safe BD!

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (gtn0P)

239 Yea. I don't want anyone picking out my groceries for me. I'll spend the extra 20 minutes getting them myself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

After watching the kids who fill the take away orders just grab whatever produce is on the top of the pile makes me not trust them to choose my food.

Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 12:06 PM (lCppi)

240
Ford dealers will provide impacted customers with complimentary towing of their vehicles for inspection and repairs, if it's needed.
Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)



Good f*cking lord............

Ford needs to fire the entire executive staff immediately. They've completely obliterated the recall record over the last 2 years. Shit starts from the top.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

241
POKER MONKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (FkdoK)

242 >>>The main reason to beat China in anything is because China is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

That goes without saying. But are they trying to AI arms race us into economic instability because they are asshoe? And our tech elites are too stupid to realize it?

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (gtn0P)

243 We pay $7/month to get all our groceries delivered. We save well over that by not buying stuff we buy in store because "oh man, that looks good!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (n5tGW)

244 That goes without saying. But are they trying to AI arms race us into economic instability because they are asshoe? And our tech elites are too stupid to realize it?
Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (gtn0P)/i]



Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

245 The race to beat China is the race towards AGI, because if they get there first the outcome won't be in our best interest. It's FOMO at an international scale.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 12:09 PM (JsZm/)

246 Booze probably keeps a lot of travelers from going ape and hurling turds at the staff. I'd have likely bitten a TSA agent on the face by now if it weren't for Wild Turkey. I quit drinking beer and liquor but I make an exception for air travel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Unfortunately we have a lot of "travelers" these days where the utility is inverted, and it only takes a few moments to web search those stories up. Why we can't have nice things, a continuing series...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 03, 2026 12:09 PM (OUMaO)

247 Ford needs to fire the entire executive staff immediately. They've completely obliterated the recall record over the last 2 years. S*** starts from the top.

I don't think the UAW is off the hook just yet.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)

248 Free Guy was a cool movie about AI becoming sentient .

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (WNOcj)

249 235
Is China doing that to us with AI? Using the AI tech war to make us build AI too fast and it then weakens the US? Then we aren't a threat when they take Taiwan back? Or am I too paranoid?
Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:04 PM (gtn0P)


The main reason to beat China in anything is because China is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---

And we don't know the end result of AI. There are positives and functional uses. There will be more. This thread has cited positive uses.
AI planned the raid on Venezuela so it's not useless.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (e0ARE)

250 []The race to beat China is the race towards AGI, because if they get there first the outcome won't be in our best interest. It's FOMO at an international scale.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 03, 2026 12:09 PM (JsZm/)


China has been trying to build a stealth bomber for almost 20 years. Every year, they claim "almost."

They're not even close.

China isn't all that smart at a lot of things. They get most things by stealing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

251 About 4,653 Bronco Sport and Maverick vehicles from the 2021 to 2026 model years in the United States are under a 'do not drive' advisory"

You know what's odd about that? The Escape and Lincoln Corsair are the same platform (Ford C2)... just assembled in, wait a sec...

Hmm. The affected were hencho en Mexico?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (XuXeR)

252 Fuck you!"

-- Gerard Finneran
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:01 PM (iFTx/)

Hey, I'm dead. But it was worth it! Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Zombie Gerard Finneran since 2004 at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (IqKsT)

253 247 Ford needs to fire the entire executive staff immediately. They've completely obliterated the recall record over the last 2 years. S*** starts from the top.

I don't think the UAW is off the hook just yet.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Sounds like a drunken assembly line problem.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:11 PM (e0ARE)

254 And Pets.com Begat Chewy… the great circle of life.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Gqar8)

255
I don't think the UAW is off the hook just yet.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:09 PM (Riz8t)



Well, yes. They've lead to the hiring of drunk retards and paying them $180k a year plus benefits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

256 243 We pay $7/month to get all our groceries delivered. We save well over that by not buying stuff we buy in store because "oh man, that looks good!"

That sounds like a great deal. Of course, one could use the service just for commodities like canned goods, dairy, and other stuff that doesn't require selection of acceptable candidates, and just buy produce and meat at Costco.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

257 237 214 Freedom birds returning from Vietnam. Stews would always make the announcement that consumption of alcohol was prohibited on Military Airlift Command contract flights. Yeah, right. I forget how many guys fit in a stretch 8 but we were all hammered by the time we hit Anchorage for refuel.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2026 12:12 PM (gm9Sb)

258 Sounds like a drunken assembly line problem."

In Hermosillo? No way

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (XuXeR)

259 Nancy Pelosi had $10k bar tabs on military aircraft flying across the country and there hasn't been ONE STORY of her taking a shit on the beverage cart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

260 @overton_news
Gavin Newsom’s own gerrymander may have just backfired spectacularly.
California’s 6th Congressional district — that was recently “redrawn” by Newsom to help Democrats — now has an independent and a Republican in the top two spots to advance in the primary.

Schadenfreude for the hair gels psycho!

Fingers crossed for Pratt to officially make it to the final 2! I want a whole Pratt summer of anti Basura ads. They are fire. Please let Ramen be cooked.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (gtn0P)

261 I've received at least two recall/repair notices from Ford in the last couple of years for my car.

I think the issue is less quality control or poor management than that cars are boogered up with all kinds of unnecessary bullshit gadgetry etc.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (nTGnD)

262 There are a lot of lowlifes maxing out credit and EBT cards to get on flights nowadays. They’re the ones buying upgraded seats and premium in flight meals, most times because they didn’t earn the money and have zero concept of value. They are largely classless people with no manners and a sense of entitlement for everything. They’re rude, crudely dressed and fill a lot of flights. They turn what should be a pleasant experience into a trip down ghetto lane. Same for most cruises today.

Posted by: That Guy at June 03, 2026 12:13 PM (JW6Az)

263
Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)

Shit. I was looking at both of those yesterday.
Had a conversation with a Jeep girl at work (her jeep is frigging awesome) and she said when she looked at the front suspension of the new Bronco she was appalled. Looked weak and easily breakable. And as we now know probably not put together right to begin with.

I guess a Subaru Crosstrek is what I'm going to buy. Maybe take another look at a Jeep. All new cars suck now.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (TsnvK)

264 Nood Ewok.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (NcvvS)

265 I order groceries all the time and honestly I've only been unhappy with the produce like one or two times. So either all the produce is good or the shoppers are doing fine.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (vQBGy)

266 >>> 239 Yea. I don't want anyone picking out my groceries for me. I'll spend the extra 20 minutes getting them myself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 03, 2026 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

After watching the kids who fill the take away orders just grab whatever produce is on the top of the pile makes me not trust them to choose my food.
Posted by: LASue at June 03, 2026 12:06 PM (lCppi)

They can pick paper towels and dish soap such; no produce for me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (R+iUD)

267 The crosstrek is excellent reforger

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 12:14 PM (vQBGy)

268 I saw one kid filling someone’s online grocery order who was sneezing and blowing his nose the entire time. It was like typhoid Marty.

Posted by: That Guy at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (JW6Az)

269 We pay $7/month to get all our groceries delivered. We save well over that by not buying stuff we buy in store because "oh man, that looks good!"


I can't get someone to drive out to my place ONCE for $7. Much less monthly.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 12:15 PM (xbf8A)

270
That goes without saying. But are they trying to AI arms race us into economic instability because they are asshoe? And our tech elites are too stupid to realize it?

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 12:08 PM (gtn0P)

A brilliant, but asshoe, op. And politicians and tech bros don't seem to see the need for discernment when they are making decisions. The envelopes under the table are very fat indeed.

Posted by: moki at June 03, 2026 12:16 PM (wLjpr)

271
Arrived at our vacation home in north Israel a few hours ago. About to go out for sushi dinner with Mrs. BD.

Distant boom(s).

And now jets. Can't tell from inside if they're outbound or inbound.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Kuwait International Airport has come under Iranian missile and drone attack on Wednesday, in a significant strike that killed one person and left 63 people injured – according to the country’s health ministry, with several of the victims being seriously wounded.

A passenger terminal was directly struck, damaging facilities including diplomatic missions at the airport, Kuwaiti authorities have said. Area hospitals conducted seven major emergency surgeries following the incident, underscoring that it was a mass casualty event.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Cqx++)

272
Soon it will cost you money to turn your computer on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (O0L8i)



*scribbles notes*

Posted by: Adobe Inc at June 03, 2026 12:18 PM (FkdoK)

273 Reading Burton Malkiel’s “A Random Walk Down Wall Street” features a section on bubbles: Japan in the 1980s, biotech, the Nifty Fifty, even the Tulio and South Sea Bubbles. And of course the run up to Black Thursday, after which the stock market would not hit the highs of September 1929 until 1954.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 12:28 PM (T6aVk)

274
China isn't all that smart at a lot of things. They get most things by stealing it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)



Once they steal a couple of examples, they just stick the parts in a digital scanner or break out the dial calipers, copy the dimensions and reassemble. Then they spend the next 20 years trying to make their counterfeit work because they don't understand things like metallurgy.

This is the story of the Shenyang WS-10 turbofan jet engine, which started as a copy of the US/French engines used in 80s Boeing 737s that they picked up before they were embargoed after the Tiananmen Massacre.

Posted by: Adobe Inc at June 03, 2026 12:38 PM (FkdoK)

275 Can someone please explain the argument for AI becoming sentient? Because I just don't get it. It's artificial, but it's not intelligent.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM


Well, AI chat bots can kind of pass the Turing test.

The only problem with that is that the Turing test is a pretty low bar to cross and doesn't, in any way, prove sentience.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 03, 2026 12:45 PM (aTl7+)

276 I know some people who became millionaires when their startup network equipment company got bought for 3 billion dollars.

That company never shipped a final product.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at June 03, 2026 12:55 PM (BGIIP)

277 LOUFA!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 03, 2026 01:07 PM (JNTt1)

278 I work for a Canadian company that has historically been known as an electronics manufacturing CM but has over the last decade become a significant products company in its own right. This company is now the single largest consumer of Broadcom's highest end switch chips on the planet.

We're moving extremely heavy into AI hardware development and are emerging as THE major competitor to Nvidia on the hardware front.

I've been in electronics manufacturing since the original boom of the latter 90s and this one, on the hardware side, makes that one look like a small excursion. Tens, hundreds of billions are flowing in. We can't grow fast enough. Our company is expanding NA manufacturing from ~1 million sqft last year to 5 million next.

When this bubble bursts, the devastation will be epic. It could be bigger than 2008-9. I expect the end to come in 2028, for political reasons.

Posted by: Sloucho at June 03, 2026 01:11 PM (jErBv)

279 278

When the reaping comes, it's going to be awful for everyone. History repeats... almost just in time for the 100th anniversary of 1929.

Posted by: Gaff at June 03, 2026 01:37 PM (EqzMw)

280 You didn't mention it, Joe, but the big bust of 2001 had a catchy title: the dot.boom.

I propose that the coming burst of the AI bubble be called the ai yiy yiy!.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 03, 2026 01:49 PM (ItK0N)

281 Yes or know?!

Are you using speech to text?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 02:08 PM (mYNxU)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

1947.58 - Cupid Chastised1.jpg


Cupid Chastised

Bartolomeo Manfredi

Good old Bart is considered one of the many Caravaggisti, and it is obvious that he embraced Caravaggio's style, and quite well!

From the Getty Museum website:

Bartolomeo Manfredi was known throughout Italy and beyond as Caravaggio's closest follower. More than simply copying Caravaggio's style, Manfredi reinterpreted his subjects and rendered new ones, while drawing upon and propagating Caravaggesque naturalism and dramatic use of chiaroscuro.

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:34 AM (xbf8A)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Whoopin dat azz!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (xbf8A)

4 Who could bring himself to chastise that little cherub???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

5 Itty bitty titty

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

6 dramatic use of chiaroscuro.

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I prefer chiaroscuro to marinara on my spaghetti.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

7 Cheeky.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (0nHVk)

8 Somebody's getting a spanking.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

9 The Faustian brown is great!

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (w8dnx)

10 Cupid had it coming.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (faK3k)

11 Chastised? Seems a whoopin' goin' on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Beat on the brat

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (gtcuf)

13 He's gonna get a spankin'!

Posted by: Pawl at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (VPPBF)

14 Mars was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

15 That seems as if there's a little more than just chastising going on there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

16 Oh dear, can appreciate the skill, but not my cup of tea?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

17 Posted by: Paul at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (59BGO)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

18 chiaroscuro

That's good ham.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (Kt19C)

19 He effed around and he found out.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (jYxaI)

20 Wow. Powerful stuff. Unusual for the time in presentation and subject, I would bet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (3rR55)

21 Free the nipple!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (D1E+2)

22 From artic.edu:

"Cupid Chastised depicts a moment of high drama: Mars, the god of war, violently whips the young boy, Cupid, as punishment for embroiling the god in an affair with the boy’s mother, Venus, the goddess of love. Venus tries in vain to stop the beating. Surrounded by darkness, the three figures are boldly illuminated from the left, intensifying the composition’s dynamism and impact. The physicality of the figures conveys the violent discord of the scene: the crouching, wide-eyed Venus; the furious, muscular Mars; and Cupid, whose naked flesh and recumbent position render him particularly vulnerable. On one level a tale of interpersonal conflict, the story also symbolizes the eternal conflict between love and war."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

23 Whether you're more a tits guy, or an ass man, this piece has you covered.

When I first saw the image, I thought of Caravaggio, but the red especially wasn't quite right....not deep enough shadows, I think, and the color isn't quite deep/rich enough. "Caravaggio with better ambient lighting."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

24 She's trying to distract him with tits. It's not working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

25 She needs to fire her seamstress.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

26 Paul says "gay" and he would certainly know...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:38 AM (3rR55)

27 Open can of WhoopAss just out of frame.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

28 Yo Venus - you're boob hangin' out your toga.

I would've thought Venus would be a bit more busty.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

29 I can give Cupid a pass, as he's supposed to appear young, so some baby fat is okay. Venus looks like she could afford to hit the gym.

Mars looks like he's having some 'roid rage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

30 chiaroscuro

That's good ham.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (Kt19C)



I thought that was that greasy ass Mexican sausage stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Chastised? Seems a whoopin' goin' on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Only thing missing is the hot wheel track.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (xbf8A)

32 Somebody's getting a spanking.
Posted by: Tuna
__________

Three blocks away, Cupid was getting his.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (XvL8K)

33 Whether you're more a tits guy, or an ass man, this piece has you covered.

The latter? Only if you work at the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM (gKWVE)

34 I take it lead poisoning or copious amounts of intoxicating liquids were at play in the conception and production of the painting.

It's masterful nonetheless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM (XV/Pl)

35 This reminds me of a line from the movie Sweet Smell of Success:

"Come here, Sidney, I want to chastise you."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM (qRla/)

36
Only thing missing is the hot wheel track.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (xbf8A)



Mom used a well worn in, thick leather belt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Art in the style of Henry Nowak's demise

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (RHGPo)

38 Eat My Shorts.
LIB'd out Logic: Thank you sir may I have another.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBdOutLogic
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-PressWithBothHands
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-SaveDaWorldTakeTheGun

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (UwGbz)

39 We're outta here!

Posted by: The white doves at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

40 Every once in a while, I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime.

Posted by: Henry Hill at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (NgqoH)

41 No, Mars! Work the body! Or the face! Leave his ass alone!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 03, 2026 09:41 AM (BI5O2)

42 That is exactly how we interview interns here at Lincoln Project!

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Proud Seccessionist at June 03, 2026 09:42 AM (3rR55)

43 Just shit all over the 100 comment rule......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

44 It might be my imagination but Mars seems to have a hint of mustache. Maybe Mercury challenged him to grow one, and it's not coming in very well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

45 Now whip it into shape
Shape it up, get straight
Go forward, move ahead
Try to detect it, it's not too late
To whip it, whip it good.

Posted by: Devo at June 03, 2026 09:42 AM (sUTO1)

46 The medieval-style helmet and Mars' breastplate look a bit anachronistic....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 09:42 AM (gnNyN)

47 pubhist.com

"Cupid Chastised" is a painting by Bartolomeo Manfredi, created in 1613, depicting the Roman god of war, Mars, punishing Cupid, the god of love, for his illicit affair with Venus, the goddess of beauty. The artwork is known for its dramatic use of light and shadow, characteristic of the Baroque period, and is part of the collection at the Art Institute of Chicago."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

48 This is like a still photograph from an action scene. Energy galore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

49 The lesser-known cat-o-two-tails, developed for chastising children and cherubs.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (gtcuf)

50 Whether you're more a tits guy, or an ass man, this piece has you covered.

The latter? Only if you work at the Lincoln Project.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026


***
If Mars were "chastising" one of those hot little wood nymphs . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

51 Cupid has a big butt

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (FtULh)

52 I thought that Mars was supposed to be Cupid’s father. So how could Cupid have “embroiled” him in the affair with his mother?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)

53 Of all the things I was whipped with as a yute, a rope was not one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

54
Rope is weak. Get a knout, Greek homos.

Posted by: Cossacks at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (BI5O2)

55 The medieval-style helmet and Mars' breastplate look a bit anachronistic....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026


***
It really *was* the fashion at the time -- to depict the past, or mythic times, in the clothing of the painter's present.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

56 That does it.

I'm calling CPS.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

57 >53 Of all the things I was whipped with as a yute, a rope was not one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Wooden spoon - my Babci's favorite weapon of choice to keep Mini Meta in line.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (NgqoH)

58 Cupid has a big butt
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (FtULh)


Suggested edit - Cupid got a big ol' butt.

Then everyone says "Oh yeah!"

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (90oZi)

59 What is Venus clutching in her right hand, next to her big Ana Navarro peasant foot?

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (gtcuf)

60
Wooden spoon - my Babci's favorite weapon of choice to keep Mini Meta in line.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (NgqoH)



Usually a belt. Did crack me on the head with a 2x4 once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

61 I thought that Mars was supposed to be Cupid’s father. So how could Cupid have “embroiled” him in the affair with his mother?
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 09:44 AM (77rzZ)
----
Were Mars and Venus married?

Maybe they had a falling out and Cupid tried to get his parents back together and Mars wasn't having any of that because he wanted to play the field.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (gnNyN)

62 What is Venus clutching in her right hand, next to her big Ana Navarro peasant foot?
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (gtcuf)



Cupid's arrows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

63 Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

Posted by: Monty Python at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Mars and Venus were in conjugation? Astronomic!

"…On one level a tale of interpersonal conflict, the story also symbolizes the eternal conflict between love and war."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


What? Nothing about the birdies leaving the scene?

Posted by: mindful webworker - conjugate, conjugate, inflect to the muuusic at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (kU8xu)

65 People in NYC pay good money for that

Posted by: Inspector Lestrade at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (baPXJ)

66 Weird left forearm on the itty-bitty-titty woman. All puffy.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (J4Dwc)

67 What is Venus clutching in her right hand, next to her big Ana Navarro peasant foot?
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026


***
Some of Cupid's fallen arrows. A bunch have spilled out of his quiver.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

68 Oh, she's clutching some of Cupid's arrows, duh. I had to embiggen it.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (gtcuf)

69 Alternate Title:

Trump Kicking Iran's Ass While Democrats Plead for Mercy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

70 It really *was* the fashion at the time -- to depict the past, or mythic times, in the clothing of the painter's present.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)\
----
Then Mars needs an onion tied to his belt...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (gnNyN)

71 You know that oral sex you were gonna have, honey?... ever?

Posted by: Aphrodite at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (gKWVE)

72 This picture made me quiver.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)

73 Mama's boy.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (8mulE)

74 ----
Then Mars needs an onion tied to his belt...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (gnNyN)



Garlic. To ward off the vampires.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Cupid, just now; "stop, my ass is on fire!"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 09:50 AM (jehhT)

76 The red of Mars's tunic (appropriate for a god of war, where blood would be shed) and the blue of Cupid's broken quiver strap really make the scene pop.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

77 What is Venus clutching in her right hand?r

Additional arrows. They were hoping to give Mars a booster shot.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (moGJJ)

78 Good thing it's Cupid, and not a mammal of the infraorder Simiiformes (also known as simians). Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping.

If it were a Simiiform, t'would be the monkey getting spanked.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (0sNs1)

79 So, a blindfold, cosplay angel wings, and spanking a minor?

Yeah, let's call CPS.

Posted by: Casual observer at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

80 42 That is exactly how we interview interns here at Lincoln Project!
Posted by: Rick Wilson

Except the exposed tits would also be on men.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

81 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Today's art is fascinating. I like it.
I think.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (2WIwB)

82 Painted three years before Shakespeare died.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:52 AM (gtcuf)

83 Call CPS!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 03, 2026 09:53 AM (dE3DB)

84 44 It might be my imagination but Mars seems to have a hint of mustache. Maybe Mercury challenged him to grow one, and it's not coming in very well.

Freddy Mercury? He did have a hell of a stache

Posted by: C.D. Bales at June 03, 2026 09:53 AM (HcoTw)

85 So, a blindfold, cosplay angel wings, and spanking a minor?

Yeah, let's call CPS.
Posted by: Casual observer at June 03, 2026


***
Yeah, the blindfold is odd. Is it that Cupid, "love," is supposed to be blind? How does he control those arrows? And what does Justice have to say about this?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)

86 No dog. Can this truly be art?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 09:54 AM (0sNs1)

87 The Dems asked Graham Platner if there was ANYTHING else they needed to worry about.

GP: Nah. Well, maybe one thing. Here, I'll demonstrate.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

88 I'm surprised there isn't a cat looking on and smirking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)

89 Platner loves his bottom stung by Daddy...

Posted by: Another Platner Scandal at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (IqKsT)

90 Does Cupid have a carry license for that bow and those arrows? Let's see some ID, kid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

91 Don’t nock Cupid’s archery skills.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

92 >Yeah, the blindfold is odd. Is it that Cupid, "love," is supposed to be blind?

Love stinks...

Posted by: J. Geils at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (NgqoH)

93 The doves are getting right out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (xbf8A)

94 86 No dog. Can this truly be art?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Maybe Cupid accidentally hit a woman and her pit bull last night, and that's why he's in trouble

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 09:56 AM (gKWVE)

95
Mars was beating Cupid's fat ass
Venus said, "Mars, give him a pass!"
Vulcan sauntered by
With a gleam in his eye
Said, "Mars broke Cupid's tushie it's cracked!"

Posted by: SCTV at June 03, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)

96 Quiver me timbers! Not one tattoo in the whole group.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 09:57 AM (D1E+2)

97 91 Don’t nock Cupid’s archery skills.

He has a point

Posted by: C.D. Bales at June 03, 2026 09:57 AM (HcoTw)

98 92 Is it that Cupid, "love," is supposed to be blind?

Yes.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:57 AM (gtcuf)

99 Maybe Cupid accidentally hit a woman and her pit bull last night, and that's why he's in trouble
Posted by: gKWVE


Mars: Now I've got to go down there and separate those two!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:58 AM (xbf8A)

100 BAD Cupid! Bad! I TOLD you to leave Mommy alone … !

Posted by: Dr_No at June 03, 2026 09:58 AM (ayRl+)

101
Off Second City nick!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

102 Painted three years before Shakespeare died.
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026


***
Did ol' Bill ever have the Greek or Roman gods show up in one of his plays? Coriolanus, for instance?

[After checking]: No, that play looks to be all about terrestrial war and politics, not about Olympus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

103 does a monoboob count?

Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2026 09:59 AM (8uzBS)

104 Cupid had it coming.
Posted by: Winston


**********

Always Know What's Beyond Your Target - a limerick

He shot an arrow into the air
It fell to earth he knew not where
But to his great chagrin
It landed right within
The fleshy part of Mars' derriere!

Posted by: muldoon at June 03, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

105 The casual observer might think Venus is trying to ask Mars to stop spanking Cupid, but actually she's asking to be next.

Posted by: The ghost of Larry Flynt at June 03, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

106 When Mars was alone with Venus in her boudoir, eros to the occasion.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

107 I'd love to sharpen my comment skills chatting about Cupid's arrows, but I have to head over to the eyeglasses place for an exam. The Interstate signs are getting a little blurry while I'm driving, and I have to assume it's me. Later, folken!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

108 When Mars was alone with Venus in her boudoir, eros to the occasion.

At which point, Cupid muttered "Coitus, foiled again".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

109 "Come here, Sidney, I want to chastise you."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM


*snort*

S'up, MP4? Are we going to see you in NoVa this month?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:01 AM (bFu5X)

110 So, why is Cupid being chastised? Was it something he said or did?

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 10:01 AM (Oy/m2)

111 Posted by: muldoon at June 03, 2026 09:59 AM

*ponders adding this to the MoMe safety briefing*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:02 AM (bFu5X)

112
*ponders adding this to the MoMe safety briefing*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:02 AM (bFu5X)



I mean, shooting straight up is not recommended.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

113 110 So, why is Cupid being chastised? Was it something he said or did?
Posted by: dantesed
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He knows what he did.

Posted by: Karen Venus at June 03, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

114 Hey, MP4, you teased a story yesterday about Sophia Loren having dinner at Audrey Hepburn’s house. Care to follow up?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

115 Excellent question:

Sincere question because I honestly just want to see something:

Has there ever been a time when a Republican was behind and a bunch of late mail-in ballots pushed him or her into the lead?

If not, why aren’t Republicans ready to burn the ships over this?


https://tinyurl.com/35f95esm

FWIW, Steve Hilton is still in first place in CA.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 10:04 AM (Riz8t)

116 The chick popping her tit out wasn't enough to stop tantrum man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)

117 Did ol' Bill ever have the Greek or Roman gods show up in one of his plays? Coriolanus, for instance?

[After checking]: No, that play looks to be all about terrestrial war and politics, not about Olympus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)


Fairies were about as close as Ol' Shakey got to gods.

As in-

"A Midsummer' Night's Dream'

and

"The Tempest"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:06 AM (iJfKG)

118 Seriously good painter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:06 AM (snZF9)

119 bulg

I believe MP4 was referring to the famous black and white photo of those two

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 10:06 AM (J4Dwc)

120 Hit me, hurt me, make me write bad checks -- Cupid

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 03, 2026 10:07 AM (ufFY8)

121 What is the black thing in the bottom left corner? Is it th chastiser's helmet, maybe? I thought there might be a crow in there, but now I don't think so. It's just too dark to see any real shape in it, IMO.

Also, Why would he be chastising Cupid? Looks like he got a hottie for his wife (IMO).

Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2026 10:07 AM (kU0PQ)

122 Wait, I got my tits mixed up. That was Jayne Mansfield.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 10:08 AM (J4Dwc)

123 Cory’s Ol’ Anus?

Shakespeare wrote a play about Sen. Booker’s sex life?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

124 It appears Naked, Coed Twister got a bit out of hand.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:08 AM (CIjhx)

125 Also...

A lot of broken arrows on the ground there. Mars went nuclear on Cupid.

IYKYK

Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2026 10:09 AM (kU0PQ)

126 Paw-Paw always made me go out back and cut a switch from the thicket for my beating.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 10:10 AM (D1E+2)

127
It appears Naked, Coed Twister got a bit out of hand.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2026 10:08 AM (CIjhx)


Well, to be fair...Venus bought the S&M Expansion Pack.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

128 The chick popping her tit out wasn't enough to stop tantrum man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)



I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods. Venus and Mars were a couple, but not married.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)

130 129 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods. Venus and Mars were a couple, but not married.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)

=====

Well, now one less person is wrong on the Internet.

All is well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:14 AM (KbEzc)

131 Anatomy? You Hardly Know Me! - a limerick

Here's the question now, strictly between us
Are men from Mars? Women from Venus?
That's no longer the case
In women's spirts these days
Half of the women have a penis!

Posted by: muldoon at June 03, 2026 10:14 AM (qgHp7)

132
Jayne Mansfield?

https://youtu.be/LaW4MBwGhF0&t=37s

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 03, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

133
Caption Bible Above Mars' head-

"Why you little bastard! you made me fall in love with the Goddess of Love, who knows all the ways to please a man, I mean she knows all the ways. Even The Chinese Bumbershoot Triple Flex! And every Friday is Steak and Blowjob Day...and...and...uh...what was I doing here? I forgot...."

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)

134 Venus was a hoe.

Posted by: ballistic at June 03, 2026 10:16 AM (oqH4h)

135 Oh, humans and their mythologies.

Hey look, a baby with wings. Hey look, a dude with wings. A horse with wings! A lion with wings! Wow!

....always slapping a pair of wings on their fake beings like it's special.

Ain't nobody was ever running around saying "hey look a pigeon what ain't got no wings. Wow, a chicken with just drumsticks. Oooooh, spiritual, Bumbles the Wingless Duck is really teaching me lessons about how to live, man."

Silly humans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 10:17 AM (Ot/FD)

136 W the ever-loving F?!

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 10:17 AM (GNqmQ)

137 I cannot rest: there is someone wrong on the internet!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:18 AM (ZVgZ4)

138 W the ever-loving F?!
Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 10:17 AM


Venus has you covered, Weasel-san. She is both procuring more ammo, AND exhorting Mars to discipline with a purpose, not just plink.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)

139 Wow, a chicken with just drumsticks. Oooooh, spiritual, Bumbles the Wingless Duck is really teaching me lessons about how to live, man."

Silly humans.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Wanna talk about silly humans? Take a package of chicken legs up to a 16 yr old cashier and ask them if they are front legs or back legs.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:21 AM (xbf8A)

140 116 The chick popping her tit out wasn't enough to stop tantrum man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

He would stop for THESE cannons!

Posted by: Lorna Hajdini at June 03, 2026 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

141 Venus was a hoe.
Posted by: ballistic


304 on the calculator from last thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:22 AM (xbf8A)

142 Nobody wearing headbands these days.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 03, 2026 10:22 AM (wGerL)

143 Venus has you covered, Weasel-san. She is both procuring more ammo, AND exhorting Mars to discipline with a purpose, not just plink.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)
----
Well.... ok then.

Posted by: Weasel at June 03, 2026 10:22 AM (GNqmQ)

144 26 Paw-Paw always made me go out back and cut a switch from the thicket for my beating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 10:10 AM (D1E+2)

My gramma, a willow tree, same purpose.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 10:22 AM (g8Ew8)

145 "No, Mars. You must break his arm. The lesson will last longer than just marks on his rear."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:22 AM (KbEzc)

146 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM

You said yesterday to remind you to tell us a story. I don't remember who about, just that I was disappointed you didn't tell it at the time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 10:23 AM (lFFaq)

147 Hot! Would hang!

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 03, 2026 10:24 AM (Fi81e)

148 134 Venus was a hoe.
Posted by: ballistic

Why you care so much about my body count? My past is my past, let's focus on the present. A real man isn't so insecure that he has to worry about my past. Sure, I've slept with thousands of dudes, but they all knew I was a hoe and it didn't stop them, so body count don't matter.

Posted by: Venus at June 03, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)

149 Paw-Paw always made me go out back and cut a switch from the thicket for my beating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

My gramma, a willow tree, same purpose.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


And woe be unto you if it wasn't big enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:25 AM (xbf8A)

150 149 Paw-Paw always made me go out back and cut a switch from the thicket for my beating.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

My gramma, a willow tree, same purpose.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


And woe be unto you if it wasn't big enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:25 AM (xbf8A)

=====

"That's a paddlin'."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (KbEzc)

151 I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

But, did it work?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)

152 Venus only exists because Zeus banged a sea scallop, or something.

Olympus was just Reality TV for toga people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (Ot/FD)

153 Today's art is a lot like my golf game yesterday. After the round I felt like I'd been flogged.
Horrible.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

154 I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

How'd it turn out?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 10:27 AM (lFFaq)

155 153 Today's art is a lot like my golf game yesterday. After the round I felt like I'd been flogged.
Horrible.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

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Yeah, but you still might have done better than the other geezers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:27 AM (KbEzc)

156 Reality TV for toga people.

Them old greek homos.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 03, 2026 10:27 AM (Kt19C)

157 Well this is violent!

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2026 10:28 AM (PRqXW)

158 154 I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

How'd it turn out?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 10:27 AM (lFFaq)

======

Susan: D’you know what? I am gonna do this. I’m gonna do this just to show you how low, pathetic, and desperate you’ve all become!
Jeff: Result! *patrick pumps a fist*
Susan: But I want you to remember. I intend this breast satyrically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:28 AM (KbEzc)

159 Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (2WIwB)

Did Geezer Golf go the geezers' way this time?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2026 10:29 AM (lFFaq)

160 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (fZiTB)

Sweet summer child. Reports that Iran has somehow been sending tankers (shadow fleet) through the Strait while avoiding detection is laughable.

NRO/Space Force satellites in geo-stationary orbit over the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman provide real-time surveillance feeds to CENTCOM identifying possible interlopers.

Match that with P-8 Poseidon aircraft flying around-the-clock ISR missions to investigate suspected targets means nothing is getting past the blockade unless one or more tankers are intentionally being allowed to pass.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 10:29 AM (J4Dwc)

161 129 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods. Venus and Mars were a couple, but not married.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)

=====

Well, now one less person is wrong on the Internet.

All is well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:14 AM (KbEzc)
--
Then if anything, VULCAN should be the one flogging Cupid for breaking up Vulcan's relationship with Venus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 10:30 AM (gnNyN)

162 160 Sweet summer child. Reports that Iran has somehow been sending tankers (shadow fleet) through the Strait while avoiding detection is laughable.

NRO/Space Force satellites in geo-stationary orbit over the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman provide real-time surveillance feeds to CENTCOM identifying possible interlopers.

Match that with P-8 Poseidon aircraft flying around-the-clock ISR missions to investigate suspected targets means nothing is getting past the blockade unless one or more tankers are intentionally being allowed to pass.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 10:29 AM (J4Dwc)

========

"The US Navy won't have anything to counter turning off AIS!"
-apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:30 AM (KbEzc)

163 Looks like Venus could use some gym time.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:30 AM (Fi81e)

164 161 Then if anything, VULCAN should be the one flogging Cupid for breaking up Vulcan's relationship with Venus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2026 10:30 AM (gnNyN)

======

Speaking of Oliver Reed...

His early career was filled with small parts in Hammer Film productions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (KbEzc)

165 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)
---
That doesn't sound logical.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (Fi81e)

166 165 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)
---
That doesn't sound logical.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (Fi81e)

======

Greeks weren't big into logic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:32 AM (KbEzc)

167 Looks like Cupid did not deserve a Mars bar.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:33 AM (Fi81e)

168 Reed was the lead in that one Hammer werewolf flick.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

169 Speaking of Oliver Reed...

His early career was filled with small parts in Hammer Film productions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (KbEzc

With Uma Thurman as Venus... Time Bandits..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:33 AM (M52P1)

170 Vulcan made himself some fembots. He'll be fine.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 03, 2026 10:34 AM (gKWVE)

171 169 Speaking of Oliver Reed...

His early career was filled with small parts in Hammer Film productions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (KbEzc

With Uma Thurman as Venus... Time Bandits..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:33 AM (M52P1)


Nope .... That was Baron Munchausen...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:34 AM (M52P1)

172 171 With Uma Thurman as Venus... Time Bandits..
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:33 AM (M52P1)


Nope .... That was Baron Munchausen...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:34 AM (M52P1)

======

Yeah, donna. Listen to donna.

Donna knows what she's talking about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:34 AM (KbEzc)

173 Sweet summer child. Reports that Iran has somehow been sending tankers (shadow fleet) through the Strait while avoiding detection is laughable.

They've fallen for the Western media lies and bait. They didn't sink our fleet...they were all converted to submarines to sneak oil through the embargo. Check and mate, Trumplicans!!!

Posted by: IRGC at June 03, 2026 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

174 Yeah, donna. Listen to donna.

Donna knows what she's talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:34 AM (KbEzc)

After I initially said it was Time Bandits

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:35 AM (M52P1)

175 Warai-otoko: "Wings, wings, wings..."

**********

"Hewwwo?"

Posted by: muldoon at June 03, 2026 10:35 AM (qgHp7)

176 "Venus. The goddess. *My* wife."

- Vulcan

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:36 AM (bFu5X)

177 173 They've fallen for the Western media lies and bait. They didn't sink our fleet...they were all converted to submarines to sneak oil through the embargo. Check and mate, Trumplicans!!!

Posted by: IRGC at June 03, 2026 10:35 AM (JCZqz)

======

Which is proven by the massive demand destruction China!

That just means that China is getting the oil and storing it!

Nevermind the story of China discovering that it's purported 1.2 billion barrel strategic supply is actually just water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:36 AM (KbEzc)

178 Greeks weren't big into logic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:32 AM


Because they hadn't stolen it from the Africans yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:36 AM (0sNs1)

179 Venus was married to Vulcan, blacksmith of the gods.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZVgZ4)
---
That doesn't sound logical.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:31 AM (Fi81e)

======

Greeks weren't big into logic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:32 AM (KbEzc)
---
Nah, it was probably the Pon Farr

(In which Axeman earns his Geek Achievement badge.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:38 AM (Fi81e)

180 179 Nah, it was probably the Pon Farr

(In which Axeman earns his Geek Achievement badge.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2026 10:38 AM (Fi81e)

======

Star Trek hearts have been broken.

So, Tuvix...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:39 AM (KbEzc)

181 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American
_________

China imports about 12 million barrels per day. But now they're getting hundreds of millions of barrels per day from Iran alone?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)

182 103 does a monoboob count?

one

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 10:40 AM (sGtp+)

183 >>>"Venus. The goddess. *My* wife."

- Vulcan

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

>Vulcan was cucked and Aries was the bull?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 10:41 AM (D1E+2)

184 one
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 10:40 AM


The loneliest number.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (0sNs1)

185 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American
_________

China imports about 12 million barrels per day. But now they're getting hundreds of millions of barrels per day from Iran alone?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


There isn't a boat in the Strait that the US Navy doesn't know about. Much less a "shadow fleet".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (xbf8A)

186 43 Just shit all over the 100 comment rule......
Posted by: Sponge

CBD punishing a rule violator while Sponge begs him to stop is what I get out of the painting.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (Y8DZL)

187 185
There isn't a boat in the Strait that the US Navy doesn't know about. Much less a "shadow fleet".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (xbf8A)

=======

The American Navy hasn't advanced since WWI.

All the smart people operate under this assumption.

You're smart, aren't you? So, you must accept this assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (KbEzc)

188 Speaking of Iran... Trump admitted in an interview that he called Bibi F'ing crazy and all the other stuff.. Evidently he was mad Israel was blowing up whole apartment buildings to kill one Hezbollah..

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:45 AM (M52P1)

189 Thankful to be done with the non-stop TV ads from the foreign Maoist running for Congress.

The pedo Marxist who won barely ran any.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)

190 The American Navy hasn't advanced since WWI.

All the smart people operate under this assumption.

You're smart, aren't you? So, you must accept this assumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


FINALLY! Someone called me smart! Suck it, bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (xbf8A)

191 Greeks weren't big into logic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:32 AM

Because they hadn't stolen it from the Africans yet?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:36 AM (0sNs1)


For example-

The painting above is a world famous African mythological story stolen and almost distorted beyond recognition...

The Story of how Kumakuma the Warthog God whipped Dombaba the Crocodile with Uluhulu the Gaboon Viper God for stealing a Goochootalum Berry Pie from Balongachu the Earth Mother of All Hippopotami.

And now, finally, you know the true story!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (iJfKG)

192 IIRC, the other Olympians decided to give Venus to Vulcan because he was lame and ugly, as a recompense.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

193 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (fZiTB)

A secret pipeline, huh? And exactly how do YOU know about this?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (g8Ew8)

194 189 Thankful to be done with the non-stop TV ads from the foreign Maoist running for Congress.

The pedo Marxist who won barely ran any.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)

The weird faggy guy running for SanFranNan's seat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (M52P1)

195 Thankful to be done with the non-stop TV ads from the foreign Maoist running for Congress.



Yeah. I was tired of seeing Cornyn's mug.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (xbf8A)

196 Uma Thurman?

https://youtu.be/38Y16I7sB-Y

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

197 >>There isn't a boat in the Strait that the US Navy doesn't know about.

Which was also the case in 1987 during Operation Earnest Will. And that was while deploying ISR-mission aircraft employing 1980s technology.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 03, 2026 10:47 AM (J4Dwc)

198 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American


While oil tankers can vary significantly in capacity, with Very Large Crude Carriers (VLCCs) typically able to carry about 2 million barrels of crude oil, while Ultra Large Crude Carriers (ULCCs) can hold up to 3.7 million barrels. Smaller more common tankers, like Aframax, usually carry between 500,000 to 750,000 barrels.

Assuming a spherical cow, how many ships would it take to deliver hundreds of millions of barrels of oil a day to China? (Hint: remember to factor in transit time, as well as the return trip into your answer.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

199 The weird faggy guy running for SanFranNan's seat ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (M52P1)
====

Scott Weiner, the next Congressman.

Step aside Tom Lantos.
Step aside John Burton.
Step aside Nancy Pelosi.
It's Pedo Time!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

200 198 While oil tankers can vary significantly in capacity, with Very Large Crude Carriers (VLCCs) typically able to carry about 2 million barrels of crude oil, while Ultra Large Crude Carriers (ULCCs) can hold up to 3.7 million barrels. Smaller more common tankers, like Aframax, usually carry between 500,000 to 750,000 barrels.

Assuming a spherical cow, how many ships would it take to deliver hundreds of millions of barrels of oil a day to China? (Hint: remember to factor in transit time, as well as the return trip into your answer.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

======

Normal traffic should take 9-10 days.

That's roughly 40 super tankers constantly moving through the Gulf of Oman, past American naval vessels looking for large cargo vessels.

I wonder if anyone could name any of these super sekrit super tankers keeping Iran afloat financially.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:49 AM (KbEzc)

201 Yeah. I was tired of seeing Cornyn's mug.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:46 AM (xbf8A)
======

Sure, go ahead. Mock my misery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:49 AM (RIvkX)

202 Vulcan introduces Baron Munchausen to his wife, the goddess Venus (as played by a very young Uma Thurman):


https://m.youtube.com/
watch?v=7Zi-bP8MinQ&ra=m

(Copy and remove spaces to use URL).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:49 AM (ZVgZ4)

203 Scott Weiner, the next Congressman.

Step aside Tom Lantos.
Step aside John Burton.
Step aside Nancy Pelosi.
It's Pedo Time!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

Really creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:50 AM (M52P1)

204 202 (Copy and remove spaces to use URL).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 03, 2026 10:49 AM (ZVgZ4)

======

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:50 AM (KbEzc)

205 "The Baron is dancing with your wiiiiife....."

- Little shit who grew up to be a commie radical

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:50 AM (bFu5X)

206
Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American


Yes, of course.

The Iranians outsmarted Trump by running a secret pipeline through the Secret Jungle inside the Hollow Earth.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:50 AM (iJfKG)

207 China imports about 12 million barrels per day. But now they're getting hundreds of millions of barrels per day from Iran alone?
---
The Strait of Hormuz is both narrow enough that Iran can control it via a few speedboats launched from the coast ...
but also vast enough that the entire US military, with the most advanced detection capabilities in the world, still cannot detect hundreds of supertankers passing through.

It's "The Science" you retards.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 10:51 AM (73/SM)

208 While oil tankers can vary significantly in capacity, with Very Large Crude Carriers (VLCCs) typically able to carry about 2 million barrels of crude oil, while Ultra Large Crude Carriers (ULCCs) can hold up to 3.7 million barrels. Smaller more common tankers, like Aframax, usually carry between 500,000 to 750,000 barrels.

Assuming a spherical cow, how many ships would it take to deliver hundreds of millions of barrels of oil a day to China? (Hint: remember to factor in transit time, as well as the return trip into your answer.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

This is suspiciously sounding like math.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2026 10:51 AM (g8Ew8)

209 I've never seen a spherical cow
I hope to never see one.
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.

Posted by: Young Ogden at June 03, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

210 The Strait of Hormuz is both narrow enough that Iran can control it via a few speedboats launched from the coast ...
but also vast enough that the entire US military, with the most advanced detection capabilities in the world, still cannot detect hundreds of supertankers passing through.

It's "The Science" you retards.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 10:51 AM (73/SM)
----
Yes! Exactly! This guy GETS IT!

Posted by: The Media at June 03, 2026 10:52 AM (gnNyN)

211 The Iranians outsmarted Trump by running a secret pipeline through the Secret Jungle inside the Hollow Earth.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:50 AM


Hoover Dam! They're onto us. Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave....

- The Penguins

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 10:52 AM (bFu5X)

212
But, did it work?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)



Sort of, but not really. It still took a bit for things to calm down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

213 Here comes the cheat. See if you can spot the problem.

>>@data_republican
·
2h
>>This IS IMPOSSIBLE, and yet, the Senate will not pass the Save America Act.

>>39.3% vote in…
Karen Bass had 117,579
Spencer Pratt had 86,323

>>42.4% vote in…
Karen Bass 130,429
Spencer Pratt 86,323

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

214 But, did it work?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 03, 2026 10:26 AM (JCZqz)


Sort of, but not really. It still took a bit for things to calm down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:52 AM


Not succulent enough?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:53 AM (0sNs1)

215 213 Here comes the cheat. See if you can spot the problem.

>>@data_republican
·
2h
>>This IS IMPOSSIBLE, and yet, the Senate will not pass the Save America Act.

>>39.3% vote in…
Karen Bass had 117,579
Spencer Pratt had 86,323

>>42.4% vote in…
Karen Bass 130,429
Spencer Pratt 86,323

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

======

SAVE act wouldn't apply to local elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:53 AM (KbEzc)

216 Step aside Tom Lantos.
Step aside John Burton.
Step aside Nancy Pelosi.
It's Pedo Time!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)



....is convinced everyone in California is on dope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

217 Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American
_________

China imports about 12 million barrels per day. But now they're getting hundreds of millions of barrels per day from Iran alone?


Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (Riz8t)

218
Not succulent enough?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 10:53 AM (0sNs1)



Actually, similar size to the painting, funny enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

219 217 Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (Riz8t)

=======

I thought he was pre-Med.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (KbEzc)

220 China imports about 12 million barrels per day. But now they're getting hundreds of millions of barrels per day from Iran alone?
---
The Strait of Hormuz is both narrow enough that Iran can control it via a few speedboats launched from the coast ...
but also vast enough that the entire US military, with the most advanced detection capabilities in the world, still cannot detect hundreds of supertankers passing through.

It's "The Science" you retards.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Sounds more like retarded science.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (xbf8A)

221 Step aside Tom Lantos.
Step aside John Burton.
Step aside Nancy Pelosi.
It's Pedo Time!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)


....is convinced everyone in California is on dope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)


CALIFORNIA

This Is Your State On Dope!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:55 AM (iJfKG)

222 I'm at a loss as to what is happening in Iran now. I was giving it to June 1 to see. I still don't see. I don't think I have enough info to judge but it's not looking good.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 10:55 AM (vQBGy)

223
Sounds more like retarded science.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM (xbf8A)

You've blinded me with Science....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 10:55 AM (M52P1)

224 ....is convinced everyone in California is on dope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


The fact that Bass leads tells me they want the pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 10:55 AM (xbf8A)

225 Not succulent enough?
+++
Used to date her.

Posted by: But we broke up at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

226 ....is convinced everyone in California is on dope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM


I warned you people!

Posted by: Mr. Hand at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (bFu5X)

227 212 So her tits weren’t calmed?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

228 >>SAVE act wouldn't apply to local elections.

And you think they're only doing this in local elections?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)

229 ....is convinced everyone in California is on dope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:54 AM


Have you considered that some (many?) of them may be just dopes, and of those who are on dope would be dope-dopes?

Venn diagrams are wonderful!

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (0sNs1)

230 Holy shit.

Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

231 222 I'm at a loss as to what is happening in Iran now. I was giving it to June 1 to see. I still don't see. I don't think I have enough info to judge but it's not looking good.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 10:55 AM (vQBGy)

======

Iran is starving and destroying its economy because the leadership values its nuclear stockpile (which might not exist anymore) over leadership of its own nation.

All while oil finds a way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (KbEzc)

232 Hot Stuff

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 10:57 AM (e0ARE)

233
CBD punishing a rule violator while Sponge begs him to stop is what I get out of the painting.
Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 10:42 AM (Y8DZL)



I support the 100 comment rule. Punish away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

234 228 >>SAVE act wouldn't apply to local elections.

And you think they're only doing this in local elections?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (viF8m)

======

Why would you make that logical leap?

The post was about how the SAVE act would stop this in...local and state elections.

Passing the SAVE act at the federal level...would do nothing to stop this from happening in CA at the state and local level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:57 AM (KbEzc)

235 The chick popping her tit out wasn't enough to stop tantrum man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)


I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Thats a story I want to hear. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:57 AM (snZF9)

236 230 Holy shit.

Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

======

Seattle is MAGA country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:58 AM (KbEzc)

237 He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

You should remind him that if we're doing Guilt By Association, his trans friend is likely to be a mass shooter, and you're worried about your cow worker's safety.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 10:58 AM (Kdi1r)

238 Iran is starving and destroying its economy because the leadership values its nuclear stockpile (which might not exist anymore) over leadership of its own nation.

All while oil finds a way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (KbEzc)


OIL

The Most Intelligent and Sneaky Of All Minerals!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:58 AM (iJfKG)

239 238
OIL

The Most Intelligent and Sneaky Of All Minerals!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:58 AM (iJfKG)

=======

Markets find ways around disruption.

It's a thing.

So weird. If only people had written books about it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (KbEzc)

240
Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)



This did not happen to that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

241 I used to draw a lot of cow workers.

Posted by: Ghost of Gary Larson at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (2Ez/1)

242 >>Why would you make that logical leap?

Becuase that is obviously what data_republican was suggesting. Democrats cheat in elections, local and federal. She is using that as an example.

It's not a logical leap. It's a very clear indication that this is what Democrat have always done and we all know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

243 240
Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)


This did not happen to that guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Right... What person would be crazy enough to wear a MAGA hat in Seattle ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 11:00 AM (M52P1)

244 241 Gary Larson is still with us.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

245 Try, try again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (e0ARE)

246 Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He...

Wouldn't that be a bull worker?

Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (EcHpA)

247 Oops. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Ghost of Gary Larson at June 03, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

248 242 >>Why would you make that logical leap?

Becuase that is obviously what data_republican was suggesting. Democrats cheat in elections, local and federal. She is using that as an example.

It's not a logical leap. It's a very clear indication that this is what Democrat have always done and we all know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

======

It's honestly a bad example because she's saying the SAVE Act would prevent this. And the SAVE Act won't prevent this.

Think critically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (KbEzc)

249 OIL

The Most Intelligent and Sneaky Of All Minerals!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 10:58 AM (iJfKG)

=======

Markets find ways around disruption.

It's a thing.

So weird. If only people had written books about it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 10:59 AM (KbEzc)


They have those books are shelved right next to the books on How Jokes Work at your local library.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

250 Cow worker storms in. I say good morning. He lays into me about how some guy in a MAGA hat was harassing his trans friend last night and how he doesn’t want to speak to anyone associated with that movement.

So I got that going for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM


Happy Hump Day, nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (bFu5X)

251 Remember:
90% of those in the media who write about the Strait of Hormuz have built their entire understanding on the size of bodies of water from crossing the Brooklyn Bridge.

Another 5% are informed by a visit to the Golden Gate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (73/SM)

252 249 They have those books are shelved right next to the books on How Jokes Work at your local library.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

=======

I wasn't correcting you. I was adding to the absurdity.

But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so it came off poorly.

Mea culpa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (KbEzc)

253

Cow Orker > Cow Worker

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:03 AM (iJfKG)

254 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

255 235 The chick popping her tit out wasn't enough to stop tantrum man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)


I've actually been in a situation at one time in my life where this was actually attempted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Thats a story I want to hear. lol


pretty sure they're talking about an episode of coupling

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2026 11:03 AM (sGtp+)

256 Right... What person would be crazy enough to wear a MAGA hat in Seattle ?
--
We are legion.
/s/ MAGA Country, Chicago Chapter

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 11:04 AM (73/SM)

257 Think critically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM


And yet, we still don't have our definitive ranking of the films of Russ Meyer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 11:04 AM (0sNs1)

258
Thats a story I want to hear. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 10:57 AM (snZF9)



IF I remember it correctly, there was a party at my parents house, no parents, and a girl, high school age, was drinking heavily, but also a diabetic or some such. I wanted her gone because yeah, no. Her cousin was attempting to get her to leave, but another girl was pissing at me telling me it wasn't my house because my name wasn't on the deed. Others finally got those 2 idiots to head towards the door and one guy's girlfriend decided that whipping the tits out was a good way to get things moving.

I will admit a momentary distraction, but I'd seen them before, they were small, and the twat that was not heeding my demands to get the f*ck out of MY house and take her stupid ass friend with her before shit got real regained my attention.

They did finally leave.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

259 They have those books are shelved right next to the books on How Jokes Work at your local library.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (iJfKG)

=======

I wasn't correcting you. I was adding to the absurdity.

But, I'm an illiterate asshole, so it came off poorly.

Mea culpa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 03, 2026 11:02 AM (KbEzc)


I wasn't sure.

Forgive my persnickety attitude.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (iJfKG)

260 Munkey Nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X)

261 Right... What person would be crazy enough to wear a MAGA hat in Seattle ?
Posted by: It's me donna
---

Prolly a pot smoker. →

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 11:06 AM (e0ARE)

262 What person would be crazy enough to wear a MAGA hat in Seattle ?

Posted by: It's me donna

Crazy?

Nope. Just armed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (Kdi1r)

263 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2026 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

Well there's a story you're not getting the entirety of.

No doubt they had something to say to him about his hat before the "harassment" started.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (vQBGy)

264 but I'd seen them before
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 11:05 AM


Yeah? What was the Montgomery's tubercles count?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2026 11:07 AM (0sNs1)

The Morning Report — 6/ 3 /26

HamawySammich.jpg

Good morning kids. While it certainly looks as if Graham "Oyster cracker" Platner is on the verge of going kerSPLATner. Sure he's utterly horrendous on every level. But he's not a one-off considering this happened just down the coast in New Jersey:

Adam Hamawy, a controversial candidate who previously volunteered with an al-Qaeda-linked group, has won the Democrat primary for retiring Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman’s (D-NJ) seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Hamawy, who was endorsed by the so-called “Squad,” became a lightning rod for criticism on the campaign trail due to his intense criticism of Israel and his having volunteered with the Benevolence International Foundation in Bosnia, per the New York Post:

An Iraq War veteran, Hamawy has made national headlines for saving Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s (D-Ill) life after a helicopter crash as well as for his volunteer work in the Gaza Strip.

How "controversial" could he have been and still come out on top let alone even be a candidate? Yes New Jersey, especially the bedroom communities/counties near NYC are leftist dominated with growing populations of Muslims from some of the worst Islamic hellholes on earth. The "Squad" are also not really outliers but represent more and more the majority of the Democrat base and ultimately are going to supplant the old guard allegedly "moderate" "liberal" leadership, bth those words in quotation marks for obvious reasons since Democrats are neither moderate nor liberal. Great he rescued Tammy Duckworth. This is kind of like Otto Skorzeny rescuing Mussolini.

Be that as it may, the Democrat/Leftist party and movement is at war and has always been at war with Americans and America as founded. Unless and until the hatred of this nation its people history and heritage are utterly burned out of that Party's black heart, we'll never know a moment's peace. It's us or them and it's high time we realize it. Of course there are those allegedly on our side who won't and never will, and worse, will aid and abet in our destruction:

. . . the American conservatives whom Mike Pence is urging to take the high road can’t afford to pretend that doing so will ensure victory. We are not facing political opponents who can be lectured into behaving more civilly. The late Freedom Center founder David Horowitz warned decades ago that we are at war with an enemy determined not to seek coexistence with us but to destroy us. Today’s Democrats call for and celebrate our murder, for God’s sake. They certainly won’t be shamed into cleaning up their language.

Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.” This is a beautiful dream, but the reality is that Left and Right today have no common ground – none. There is literally no political issue – abortion, immigration, race, crime, education, the family, poverty, homelessness, national security, national sovereignty, the environment, foreign policy, religion – on which there is not a Grand Canyon-sized chasm between both sides. Even if there were a patch of common ground somewhere, the Left is not interested in tilling that soil, but craves total power. The idea that Republicans and Democrats can reach across the aisle and come together even in a grudging mutual respect is, sadly, a fantasy.

Yeah, about that civility:

There are judicial rulings that raise complex legal questions, and there are rulings that expose a deeper rot. Judge Leonie Brinkema’s decision to block the Justice Department’s Anti-Weaponization Fund belongs firmly in the latter category. What occurred here transcends a routine dispute over government spending — it is a profound assertion of judicial overreach. ..

The Anti-Weaponization Fund was established as part of a settlement in President Trump’s lawsuit against the government regarding the unlawful disclosure of his tax information. The fund creates a pathway for individuals who believe they have been harmed by government weaponization or politically motivated “lawfare” to seek compensation. Predictably, this objective has drawn fierce opposition from the very circles that spent years insisting such weaponization either did not exist or was entirely justified. Their opposition tells its own story.

Mike Pence hasn't uttered a sound about this:

rioter was charged Friday “for allegedly kicking and biting ICE officers” at a New Jersey illegal immigrant holding center on Thursday, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said on X. Another individual was arrested after threatening to murder an immigration officer and his family, Blanche said Friday. The Department of Homeland Security arrested at least six rioters last Wednesday alone for allegedly assaulting law enforcement, while others were arrested in the subsequent days, ABC 6 reported.

The attacks took place outside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility in New Jersey called Delaney Hall. Fox News reported that “agitators…were seen establishing a highly organized logistics and support operation before protests began at the site. Stockpiles of masks, duct tape, hard hats and medical supplies were laid out near the facility.”

If we really want civility, we'll get it in a nanosecond once we have summary executions of rioters. Until then Ponce Pence can shove civility where the sun don't shine.

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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (jehhT)

4 Top 5! Now for the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (RjOoY)

5 nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

6 "Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.”"

That only works when both side are civil.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

7 r hennigantx

Gotta be pretty fast to beat your blazing F5 fingers and wide Internet pipe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

8 Scott Pelley is my dream date.

Posted by: Pawl at June 03, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

9 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

10 Put not your faith in Pences.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (qFwJc)

11 “ "The past few weeks have been filled with great sadness and anxiety for many people in the UK and around the world.

While we have all been affected by recent events, I know from my own family that the pain of losing a loved one is profound.

Racism has no place in our society. It is contrary to the values we hold dear and to the spirit of unity that has sustained our country through so many challenges.

We should take comfort that while we may have more still to endure, better days will return. We will meet again."

Queen Elizabeth II, June 2020

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (wNud8)

12 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (kmSxS)

13 Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.”

There are around 10 million uncivilized illegals and another 3 million or so skamps, skalliwags, and ne'er do wells that the Democrats protect through NGO, EBT, and Soros DA that will NEVER EVER become part of Western Culture and to think so is not only just plain old STUPID but all dangerous.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

14 Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:30 AM (qFwJc)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (PFs9e)

15 “ Our desire is not that others might be relieved while you are hard pressed, but that there might be equality.”

2 Corinthians 8:13

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (wNud8)

16 >Judge Leonie Brinkema’s decision to block the Justice Department’s Anti-Weaponization Fund
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word around the campfire is that the administration is abandoning this initiative

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

17 Top 20!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (JNTt1)

18 That only works when both side are civil.k"

And if both have priciples.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (XuXeR)

19 >>word around the campfire is that the administration is abandoning this initiative

Word from the Acting Attorney General is they will press ahead hearing the cases with or without a fund.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (viF8m)

20 I actually couldn't pick out Scott Pelley from a lineup of men of the same age and ethnic background because I don't listen to network news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (PFs9e)

21 Thanks, JJ!

the ghost of vidkun quisling is spitting on the shadow of the dickless pence in disgust at his whorish duplicity.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (VyBeY)

22 California’s ‘Wealth’ Tax is Coming for Everyone

Welcome to the Hotel California...you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (l3cgK)

23 >Mike Pence’s Misguided Call for Civility
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I don't want civility
I want to march on a road strewn with their bones
I want to gnaw on their sun-bleached skulls

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (ZxPkt)

24 Hamawy, sounds like Amway married a Ham sandwich...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (x0n13)

25 FenelonSpoke

You are wise. Not listening to network news lowers blood pressure and leads to better cognitive outcomes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

26 Racism has no place in our society. It is contrary to the values we hold dear and to the spirit of unity that has sustained our country through so many challenges."

Oh, bloow me. The "racecard" has long since expired.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (XuXeR)

27 hither and yon link is broken

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (VyBeY)

28 The president turns on his ally to attain a false peace.
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That's what I'm seeing happening.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

29 Don Black

I want the Red Army after the Sack of Berlin, 1945, to go "Dudes, that was way too harsh. Ease up."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

30 Pence writes that civility "is how we can find principled common ground in America."

I've had this argument with my dad before. Exactly why should I be civil to someone who hates me and wants me dead? What common ground do I have with someone like that?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)

31 >We all know what “86” means in this context, and the fact that a federal judge allowed the flag to remain is sickening.
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judge is tainting the potential jury pool in the Comey case

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (ZxPkt)

32
Pellé the Conquerer >>>Pelley the conked-out Whore


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (x0n13)

33 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:35

Great ! Will it provide with winning lottery numbers? 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (PFs9e)

34 >>Oh, bloow me. The "racecard" has long since expired.

Took another hit last night. Supreme Court ruled that Alabama can move ahead with their new Congressional map that gets rid of another black majority district.

It will be great getting rid of the Spirit Airlines caucus.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (viF8m)

35 Mike Pence, 1940: civility “is how we can find principled common ground in Europe.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (QDJ2U)

36 Exactly why should I be civil to someone who hates me and wants me dead? What common ground do I have with someone like that?"

Funny, that. We in the West are just supposed to roll over or something.

F that.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (XuXeR)

37 Could Pelley really have believed he wouldn't get at the least disciplined and at the worst fired? Maybe he wanted to get cut loose. He surely has put aside enough money since 1989, when he joined CBS News.

His outburst is worth a little publicity bump, if he plans to start a Substack. But only a little.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

38 I actually couldn't pick out Scott Pelley"

Same. I have no clue who that is. And don't care.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:39 AM (XuXeR)

39 31 >We all know what “86” means in this context, and the fact that a federal judge allowed the flag to remain is sickening.
-----

judge is tainting the potential jury pool in the Comey case

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (ZxPkt)

I've seen "86" used in context of firing someone...thus there is some room for interpretation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:39 AM (l3cgK)

40 NR Pax

Forewarned is forearmed. The Uniparty is not hardened by the Path the MAGA voters has taken, esp. since the T.E.A. Party was gutted.

They have a glass jaw. They believe resistance is futile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

41 35 Mike Pence, 1940: civility “is how we can find principled common ground in Europe.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:38 AM (QDJ2U)

Yes. It worked for me!

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at June 03, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK)

42 “agitators…were seen establishing a highly organized logistics and support operation before protests began at the site. Stockpiles of masks, duct tape, hard hats and medical supplies were laid out near the facility.”

OK
I give, how does one just start setting up camp on public land? There are hundreds of laws and codes in place to prevent just that.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

43 6944!

Posted by: Pawl at June 03, 2026 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

44 I know we have some soccer fans here. so Pele' was a terrific soccer player- and according to my BIL who met him- a nice guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:41 AM (PFs9e)

45 Mike Ponce was the attack vector for the Russia Collusion Hoax. He is the one who set the FBI on LTG Flynn and got the ball rolling.

I’m curious- was that “civilized”?

He will go down in history as one of the big turds who attempted a coup of a US President.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (wNud8)

46

LOS ALAMOS SCIENTIST LINK FIXED

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

47 So his name is pronounced Hahm-uh-Wee.

Which rhymes with...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

48 19 >>word around the campfire is that the administration is abandoning this initiative

Word from the Acting Attorney General is they will press ahead hearing the cases with or without a fund.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (viF8m)

The fund meant the payouts get done quicker and with WAY fewer legal fees (aka, cheaper for the American taxpayer). Now, there's still 2 years for the Gov to continually settle cases brought by plaintiffs 1 by 1. Does this guarantee enrichment of lawyers and jobs for judges - yes. Does this stop payouts to those harmed by fed gov willing to sue - no.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (tOcjL)

49 Pelley's indicative of the chattering class. He thinks he's worth something. A lot of something. And when he speaks, everyone should take note.

He found out otherwise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)

50 46

LOS ALAMOS SCIENTIST LINK FIXED

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 03, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

The link did not fix itself.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein, IT Expert at June 03, 2026 07:43 AM (l3cgK)

51 "I've seen "86" used in context of firing someone...thus there is some room for interpretation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

Kind of like "terminated".

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

52 FenelonSpoke

Beyond my limited powers of encouragement.

Winning lotteries seems to be a false path. Usually buying tickets is a triumph of wishing over mathematical certainty. And few that win big survive that experience, going forward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

53 MS N(sdap)OW Host Feels ‘Deep Unease’ About America’s 250th Celebrations, Cites Our ‘Racist Past’
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I would be happy to solve your problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

54 "37 Could Pelley really have believed he wouldn't get at the least disciplined and at the worst fired?"
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Sitting right here boss.

Posted by: Dan Fake But Accurate Rather at June 03, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

55 New York’s 1.47 Million Voter Roll Fraud Unmasks The ‘Safe Blue State’ Myth

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Blue State Myth is only relative to whether or not anything is ever done to restore integrity to elections. Nothing changes? Then NY (and several others) will remain solid blue states, regardless of the actual, legal voters. We are so far down the rabbit hole on all the ways fraud and cheating can and do happen. I don't know if these blue cities (and states) will ever be restored and function legally.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 03, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

56 If there are any Nevada horde members here can I ask you guys to pull the lever for (R)Adriana Guzman-Fralick for Nevada Attorney General? She was endorsed yesterday by President Trump. The dude she is running against Is Danny Tarkanian(jerkoff). This is my best friends wife. We all went to high school together(Sparks High School).
A win for her would put her good friend Wendy B.(single) in a good mood when I see her again at our 40 year high school reunion this month on the 12th. We all went to a Loverboy concert in Reno last year and I didn't have time(had to leave immediately after) to hit her up for a date.
So help out Nevada and JROD please, Thank You guys!

Posted by: JROD at June 03, 2026 07:46 AM (IlL6s)

57 I give, how does one just start setting up camp on public land? There are hundreds of laws and codes in place to prevent just that."

To prevent you from doing that. And don't you forget it!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:47 AM (XuXeR)

58 "Anti-racism" has always been a stick to beat white people.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 07:47 AM (rJ48h)

59 Pence writes that civility "is how we can find principled common ground in America."

I've had this argument with my dad before. Exactly why should I be civil to someone who hates me and wants me dead? What common ground do I have with someone like that?
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)
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What they call "civility" is suicidal empathy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

60 Then NY (and several others) will remain solid blue states, regardless of the actual, legal voters"

Zombie Tammany Hall waves...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR)

61 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

62 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 07:48 AM (xbf8A)

63 59 Pence writes that civility "is how we can find principled common ground in America."

I've had this argument with my dad before. Exactly why should I be civil to someone who hates me and wants me dead? What common ground do I have with someone like that?
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (RjOoY)
====

What they call "civility" is suicidal empathy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

Kindness to evil is cruelty to the innocent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:49 AM (l3cgK)

64 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ

I was kidding really. I did win $500.00 on a scratch off once but I don't play that often and ever less with the Powerball etc numbers.

And as far as news-sometimes no news is good news.Certainly no MSM news is a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:49 AM (ix8EF)

65 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at June 03, 2026 07:49 AM (53oGX)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1)

67 We are so far down the rabbit hole on all the ways fraud and cheating can and do happen. I don't know if these blue cities (and states) will ever be restored and function legally.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 03, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

It's all running on fumes and phony baloney borrowed money. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts and have a wheel barrow handy for carrying your money around like 1932 Dusseldorf.

Posted by: National Debt Exceeds $39 trillion at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM (IqKsT)

68 "Anti-racism" has always been a stick to beat white people."

You must be controlled. Carrot? Stick?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM (XuXeR)

69 Funny, that. We in the West are just supposed to roll over or something.

Posted by: man


Don't get me wrong. I love my dad but he grew up in an era when civil discourse was A Thing.

They have a glass jaw. They believe resistance is futile.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


They also have a sympathetic media that will frame any instance of us fighting back as raysis and problematic.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM (RjOoY)

70 >>The fund meant the payouts get done quicker and with WAY fewer legal fees (aka, cheaper for the American taxpayer). Now, there's still 2 years for the Gov to continually settle cases brought by plaintiffs 1 by 1. Does this guarantee enrichment of lawyers and jobs for judges - yes. Does this stop payouts to those harmed by fed gov willing to sue - no.

An approval of the fund would mean that people in Congress on both sides of the aisle would have to admit that there was a need for the fund, that the Biden administration and to a large extent the Obama administration was weaponized against Trump and his supporters.

Many of them are still living off Russia collusion, J6 and other lies that attempted to exterminate the movement. It will also expose them as even bigger liars and frauds. They will continue to fight against that with everything they've got.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM (viF8m)

71 The local Fox outlet mentioned that Antoinette Frank, the former NOPD cop convicted and sentenced to death for the murders of a Vietnamese shopkeeper and his wife -- in 1995! -- is still on Death Row. Her lawyer has been filing one motion after another and managing to keep her breathing oxygen for three decades.

The TV series Homicide: Life on the Street had an episode in the late '90s based on this case. The script finished with a macabre detail: That her father had not been seen for two years . . . and under her house investigators found human bones.

That same detail was reported in the actual Frank case. Wiki: "A month after she was sentenced to death, police found a human skull with a bullet hole buried under Frank's house."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 07:51 AM (wzUl9)

72 Pratt got top 2. He'll be in the hunt come November.

Bass-akwards beat him by 4.4, but the other commie was in the 20%'s, so it should get interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

73 have a wheel barrow handy for carrying your money around like 1932 Dusseldorf.
Posted by: National Debt Exceeds $39 trillion"

It's ok. We'll just mint a whole roll of trillion dollar coins!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:51 AM (XuXeR)

74 NR Pax

A sound OP Plan takes that into consideration.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

75 Mike Pence is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:52 AM (Zz0t1)

76 I've seen "86" used in context of firing someone...thus there is some room for interpretation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Me too.

Maybe it's a Cali thing. Then again, Saint Jim was walking on a beach in the east

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 03, 2026 07:53 AM (ItWcy)

77 he grew up in an era when civil discourse was A Thing."

And when there was a greater commonality across the Nation...

Go figure.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

78 Pelley’s long whiny statement on his firing is a masterpiece of entitlement and self glorification. He doesn’t think 60 minutes is a business, or even a news show - he thinks it’s a “sacred trust” and he is one of the “custodians”. And that stinky ownership is committing heresy and sacrilege by telling them what to do.

Politics truly is their one true religion. It’s endlessly amusing to ponder how much it chaps them to see Trump sitting in their Vatican.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:53 AM (QDJ2U)

79 Is Trump Souring on J.D. Vance as His Preferred 2028 Successor?

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It appears this is just another one of those "anonymous sources say..." from the MFM starting the rumblings of doubt about Vance's viability as a presidential candidate. Bite the head off and lay the groundwork to blunt any momentum he may try and build. Totally predictable. Totally obvious. Sure, in the next couple of years, we can volley back and forth between Vance or Rubio (or whomever), but only a dunce would fail to recognize the media is starting the negative campaign on Vance.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 03, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

80 Is Pence a true believer in this tripe, or did he get honeypotted?

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2026 07:54 AM (ZxsTb)

81 It's all running on fumes and phony baloney borrowed money.

Posted by: National Debt Exceeds $39 trillion at June 03, 2026 07:50 AM
****

Kramer tells me it's a write off.

Posted by: Jerry at June 03, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

82 73 have a wheel barrow handy for carrying your money around like 1932 Dusseldorf.
Posted by: National Debt Exceeds $39 trillion"

It's ok. We'll just mint a whole roll of trillion dollar coins!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:51 AM (XuXeR)

Reminds me of the story of the king who owed a huge debt, so he, by law, recalled all the currency, had it stamped over with 2x the value, and paid off the debt...
Of course, that halved the ACTUAL value of the currency, making everything more expensive overnight. Inflation, baby!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:54 AM (l3cgK)

83 New York’s 1.47 Million Voter Roll Fraud Unmasks The ‘Safe Blue State’ Myth

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The whole "Dems can't win without cheating" mantra seems more and more true every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1)

84 72 Pratt got top 2. He'll be in the hunt come November.

Bass-akwards beat him by 4.4, but the other commie was in the 20%'s, so it should get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1)

But the other D was so commie, would ANY of her voters go to Pratt?

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 07:55 AM (tOcjL)

85 Pence has a couple bills to pay. His checking account is a little light, so he's making some noise at the behest of a couple paymasters.

And trying in vain to stay relevant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT)

86 It appears this is just another one of those "anonymous sources say."

This. Also, "reports of"...

FWIW, planning a couple of trips to more central and northerly parts of the US, and ... wow. Flights fill up FAST, even at higher prices. Hotels, too...

I was told, however, that everyone is in doldrums, unable to afford anything. Hmmmm

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:56 AM (XuXeR)

87 Pence writes that civility "is how we can find principled common ground in America."

==

He came out strongly with these same words when there were several assassination attempts on Trump's life, right???

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 03, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

88
But the other D was so commie, would ANY of her voters go to Pratt?
Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 07:55 AM (tOcjL)



One of his campaign methods was to tell those voting for her why they should vote for him instead of Bass-ackwards.

Who knows.....maybe?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

89 Is Pence a true believer in this tripe, or did he get honeypotted?"

Bit o' both...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

90 Is Pence a true believer in this tripe, or did he get honeypotted?
Posted by: Cray Cray


More than likely, he's bitter at his lack of relevance and he knows that speaking out against the most Hitler of Hitlers to have ever Hitlered will bring in cashmoney.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)

91 Is ex-CIA employee, gold thief, and fabulist David Rush any relation to the now deceased Stockton Rush?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 07:57 AM (2GVsD)

92 @84

>> But the other D was so commie, would ANY of her voters go to Pratt?

I doubt it.

Pratt will lose by something slightly less than a landslide.

60/40 ish or thereabouts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)

93 Free Antoinette Frank!

Posted by: Smooth Brained College Kid In Debt Up To Her Tits at June 03, 2026 07:58 AM (IqKsT)

94
More than likely, he's bitter at his lack of relevance and he knows that speaking out against the most Hitler of Hitlers to have ever Hitlered will bring in cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)



Either that or his "good Christian man" schtick is a front for him boffing young boys. And someone knows it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Mike who?

Posted by: Most people at June 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

96 85 Pence has a couple bills to pay. His checking account is a little light, so he's making some noise at the behest of a couple paymasters.

And trying in vain to stay relevant.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:55 AM (jehhT)

He wants to get the huge payout and take the Haley role in 2028...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 07:59 AM (tOcjL)

97 California’s ‘Wealth’ Tax is Coming for Everyone

You know what would be a good idea? Let's rejigger the tax code to take more people off the tax rolls. People with no responsibility to pay taxes would never be willing to raise taxes on others to ridiculous levels... they would never be ambivalent about waste and fraud... they would be good stewards of public policy.

And we can slowly add them back to the tax rolls later.

This proposal in Cali is why the tax code should start at dollar 1 and be absolutely flat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

98 Thomas Bender

Not if the Republicans organize a cheating campaign. No voter ID in LA.

Early vote in the name of the homeless, those in jails, and nursing homes. They should be harvesting names now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

99 84 72 Pratt got top 2. He'll be in the hunt come November.


it's incredibly heartening

and Hilton's numbers in unlikely places are as well!

I know this is the Mourning Thread, but some good news out of CA of all places is welcome

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 03, 2026 08:00 AM (j+aD2)

100
He wants to get the huge payout and take the Haley role in 2028...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 07:59 AM (tOcjL)



He raises less eyeballs than Jeb Bush......and that's saying something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1)

101 >>More than likely, he's bitter at his lack of relevance and he knows that speaking out against the most Hitler of Hitlers to have ever Hitlered will bring in cashmoney.

As was noted above, it was Pence who recommended to Trump that Mike Flynn be canned after his FBI interview in the first days of the Trump administration. Pence knew Flynn did nothing wrong but he had him shit canned anyway.

Pence has always been Team Uniparty.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:00 AM (viF8m)

102
76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

Glad to see that. The lower court ruling was a direct slap at the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Louisiana case. I think the lower court justices have a lot in common with Scott Pelley “you can’t tell me what to do!!’”

Sotomayer wrote a hysterical dissent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:01 AM (QDJ2U)

103 Pence's "civility" is as fashionable as high button shoes.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 08:02 AM (rJ48h)

104 Top of the morning to you good Horde. Thx JJ.
So my home city / county continues its descent
1) state trooper sentenced to 2 1/2 to 7 1/2 yrs for criminally negligent homicide. Traffic stop. Argument, pepper spray, suspect flees. Put maneuver, unfortunately suspects eight year old daughter killed. Father not prosecuted..
2) big LGBT parade Saturday about a mile from me uptown. I'll avoid uptown.
3 our leftist county executive and den Socialist state legislato are pushing for our county to have a surcharge on high earners.
4) left fighting to keep idiotic tent control.
The left never learns

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:02 AM (gQKJe)

105 Adam Hamawy, Doctor Who Volunteered in Gaza, Poised to Become Pro-Palestine Rep. From New Jersey

Liberals...it is not too late to join us on here on the left. YES. We want all Americans to have free healthcare. YES. We want NO MORE funding to Israel. YES. We want education reform.

I love how all the liberals and Democrats were freaking out after Hamawy took the lead. Their media was describing him as 'alleged plastic surgeon from Rutgers' when he is one of the famous doctors in the country.

Saved a US senators life in Iraq, served as a national guard for 8 years, helped during the Bosnian war, Syrian civil war, Haiti's 2010 earthquake, treated first responders on 9/11, did life saving work in Gaza...That's an insane resume.

Even though I expected this, I'm still so happy! Yay! I get to be represented by an unapologetic progressive!

This was a crazy interesting race to watch as the vote came in. Every other serious candidate was highly regional, but Hamaway was pulling 2nd place with mid-twenties basically everywhere. He consolidated the "left" vote and nobody else could consolidate the "normie progressive" or "establishment" vote.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (ycI94)

106 I give, how does one just start setting up camp on public land? There are hundreds of laws and codes in place to prevent just that.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:41 AM (/+uur)

There are all kinds of laws that prevent illegal entry into the United States and govern the collection of publicly-funded benefits, too...

They're not a problem if you choose to not enforce them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung, DURING PRIDE MONTH IS EVIL! at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (Kdi1r)

107 Hysteresis - one word definition of the Democrat Party

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (2GVsD)

108 Andrew Paquette, the research director of the New York Citizens Audit — a non-partisan group of New York citizens who use publicly available voter roll databases obtained directly from state and local boards of elections — discovered 1.47 million voter registrations that currently possess identical signatures.
==========================

Democrats cheat to win.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (8eoxe)

109 As pointed out at Insty:
There is no better apt metaphor for the West right now than the image of being stabbed by a foreigner, bleeding out while you're cuffed by the authorities.

Henry's hand, drained to deathly white from the loss of blood, the chains of the state on his wrist, while the police are arresting him, admonishing him that he has--HAD--the right to remain silent ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (73/SM)

110 Don't believe the media's fishy narrative on the Iran talks. "NY Post" editorial:

https://tinyurl.com/yc75h6kr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 08:03 AM (ix8EF)

111 The Democrat party isn't.

Posted by: OBTW at June 03, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

112 The Frank case happened at a time when I'd become very interested in leaving this city for good. The Frank case merely cemented my desire to flee what was clearly becoming, if not already, a pesthole. An NOPD officer murdering people -- including another cop -- during a robbery at the place where she worked part-time as a security guard???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:04 AM (wzUl9)

113 Terrorist-adjacent
America-hating
Foreign and foreign-loving
Sexting women
Nazi tattoos

All of these are QUALIFICATIONS that Democrats prize, not flaws to overcome. Their voters want this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

114 Terrorist-adjacent
America-hating
Foreign and foreign-loving
Sexting women
Nazi tattoos

All of these are QUALIFICATIONS that Democrats prize, not flaws to overcome. Their voters want this.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)



And yet, our elected leaders think we want them to reach across the aisle and negotiate with these communist turds.

We're screwed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

115 If you live in California, and this bill is approved by voters, you will have to pay a “one-time” tax of 5 percent of your “covered assets” valued over $1 billion. “Covered assets” include unrealized gains in the value of stock owned by employees of private companies.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

116 They also have a sympathetic media that will frame any instance of us fighting back as raysis and problematic.
Posted by: NR Pax


When it gets to that point, the media will no longer matter.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 08:06 AM (xbf8A)

117 Is Trump Souring on J.D. Vance as His Preferred 2028 Successor?

"The authors, Katie Rogers and Tyler Pager, claim to have interviewed more than a dozen individuals “directly familiar with the dynamic between the two men.” Several of those sources spoke to the Times on the condition of anonymity."

Fortunately, the article goes on to say...

"Frankly, the article reads as though its authors started with their desired conclusion — that Trump has soured on his vice president — and then gathered evidence to support it.

Is there some truth to the story? Perhaps. But it is equally fair to ask whether we are witnessing the early stages of yet another media-driven effort to manufacture a rift between Trump and Vance where little or none actually exists."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

118 76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Glad to see that. The lower court ruling was a direct slap at the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Louisiana case. I think the lower court justices have a lot in common with Scott Pelley “you can’t tell me what to do!!’”


The extreme Lefty legal harridans on Strict Scrutiny were celebrating last week's lower court ruling, calling if a 'mic drop moment' calling out SCOTUS and forcing them to explain themselves if they wanted to overturn them. Delusional.

Sotomayer wrote a hysterical dissent.
Posted by: Tom Servo


So, SNAFU? That's usually KBJ's job...especially in a case affecting BLACK voting rights! Racist!!!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 08:07 AM (ycI94)

119 We're screwed.
Posted by: Sponge
----
Or in the present perfect tense:
Scrod.

Posted by: Language nerd at June 03, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

120 >>Don't believe the media's fishy narrative on the Iran talks.

Or anything else.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:08 AM (viF8m)

121
Is there some truth to the story? Perhaps. But it is equally fair to ask whether we are witnessing the early stages of yet another media-driven effort to manufacture a rift between Trump and Vance where little or none actually exists."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)/i]


This is what the media does. It's anti-Trump. They're NEVER going to slob knob like they did with Owebama and the O'Biden administrations. NEVER.

EVERYTHING they print about THIS White House is fabrication intent on sewing discord. PERIOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

122 Oh no Scott Pelley got fired. Anyway...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:08 AM (gQKJe)

123 @98

>>Not if the Republicans organize a cheating campaign.

They can organize all they want, they don't control any levers of power, and the donks have a publicly funded cheating apparatus.

Anything is possible, but I highly doubt either Pratt or Hilton win judging by the size of Bass and Bacerra's vote tallies in a very crowded primary field.

The donks coalesce around one candidate and cheat as they typically do and you're looking at routs in both contests.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 08:09 AM (XV/Pl)

124 "‘60 Minutes’ star Scott Pelley fired from CBS News after blasting Bari Weiss in heated showdown"


When news about the "news" become news then it is no longer news, it is just political activism.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 08:09 AM (0N4FZ)

125
When news about the "news" become news then it is no longer news, it is just political activism.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2026 08:09 AM (0N4FZ)



Pelley now considers himself a martyr for 'the cause.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

126 "When news about the "news" become news then it is no longer news, it is just political activism.
Posted by: Mister Scott"
+++
This about me?

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)

127 That's it. Trumps folly is complete because Robert Spencer says so. Trump has sold everybody out and we should just tuck our tails and slink off home.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (5P5DO)

128 "That's racist!" is the calling card in "The Camp of the Saints." Let the coprophages in.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (qFwJc)

129 > And yet, our elected leaders think we want them to reach across the aisle and negotiate with these communist turds.
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I think they want to "reach across the aisle" more than anybody. That reach is with their palms open so the check can be passed.

Just look at it this way; the Republicans are the Democrat's employees.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (jehhT)

130 Fox right now showing outdated election results.

FFS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

131 Remains of Missing Los Alamos Worker Found as Probe into Dead Scientists Gains Urgency

Melissa Casias was an administrative assistant, not a scientist. The presence of the handgun at the scene makes me suspect suicide.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

132 "‘60 Minutes’ star Scott Pelley fired from CBS News after blasting Bari Weiss in heated showdown"


The problem here is, they consider news readers "stars."

Everything went downhill from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

133 “We found a room like that at DOJ a few months ago,” Blanche said. “It’s not fair to say it was a secret room, but it’s a room that had a lot of material in it. It was actually from the Jack Smith investigation and nobody knew it existed.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (gcPbn)

134 So the SCOTUS is still pending it's ruling on counting ballots received after Election Day.

While California counts ballots for the next 4 weeks in 2 of the most high profile non presidential elections in decades.

We will get the SCOTUS decision before the final tally in CA.

With an embarrassing dissent by the 3 that defies reality and asserts that, what is going on in CA--including the expected "amazing late-counted tranch that flips the lead""--never actually happens...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (73/SM)

135 Thomas Bender

Sadly, yes. My plans are ideas for trying to escape the foreseeable future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

136 Ask your proctologist if Coprophages are right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Phizer at June 03, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

137 “We found a room like that at DOJ a few months ago,” Blanche said. “It’s not fair to say it was a secret room, but it’s a room that had a lot of material in it. It was actually from the Jack Smith investigation and nobody knew it existed.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (gcPbn)



It seems they never really burn the burn bags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

138 Word from the Acting Attorney General is they will press ahead hearing the cases with or without a fund.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (viF8m)


Order the AGs to settle every case brought for the maximum.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

139 > Illegal immigrant reportedly fakes being gay in order to get asylum and then gets caught after marrying a woman.

So what? Lots of gay dudes are married to women. Or woman-analogues, in my case.

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at June 03, 2026 08:13 AM (IG3/x)

140 Melissa Casias was an administrative assistant, not a scientist. The presence of the handgun at the scene makes me suspect suicide.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)



Yeah, about that.......

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at June 03, 2026 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

141 "The presence of the handgun at the scene makes me suspect suicide."
###
Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: The ghost of Dennis Miller at June 03, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

142 You haven’t funded my officers [this year, yet] CBP and ICE [officers] have been willing to do the job for free. Why? Because of a reckless administration prior to President Trump coming in and saving America. You had a reckless administration that was destroying America by letting millions of illegals into our country. We’re a nation of laws, and we’re going to enforce those laws.

If you don’t want [to fund] Customs and Border Patrol … then be honest with the American people and say “We want open borders.”

======================
Markwayne Mullin testifying to the Senate on the subject of Asshoe Chris Murphy, who is an Asshoe. Oh, did I say that already? That Chris "Asshoe" Murphy is a dickless Asshoe? Sorry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:13 AM (Thw/V)

143 Scott Pelley is rumored to be a homosexual but being married since 1983 this is impossible as married men cannot be homosexuals.

Posted by: Zombie Raymond Burr at June 03, 2026 08:14 AM (IqKsT)

144 Chow's other defense attorney, Jack Swerling, said his client is finally a free man after being held in jail since his arrest after the shooting three years ago.

Here is the real story. They jailed Rick for 3 years with NO BOND.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:14 AM (/+uur)

145 @114


>>And yet, our elected leaders think we want them to reach across the aisle and negotiate with these communist turds.

We've tried to accommodate these lunatics, the lunatics want no accommodation.

Look at something like infanticide, the lunatics want it till the point of crowning, we offered 15 weeks, they then proceeded to throw tantrums and hissy fits and work to enshrine the sacrament of unlimited infanticide in every state constitution.

Look at fag marriage, we offered civil unions, they then jammed SSM down our throats.

And on an on.

There can be no accommodation with literal lunatics.

As has been noted numerous times, if conservatives do not implement and enforce their moral vision, the left has and will continue to do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 08:14 AM (XV/Pl)

146 So overnight Iran launched missile and drone attacks on the Kuwait airport, US bases in Kuwait, US bases near Erbil, in Iraq, and other locations around the area.
Trump says this means we have to negotiate harder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:14 AM (QDJ2U)

147 Is there some truth to the story?

Maybe....THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN! on Trump again as he and Vance have a falling out?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 08:15 AM (RjOoY)

148 I don't know exactly what Mike Pence's grift is, but there definitely is one.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 08:15 AM (w8dnx)

149 Tom Servo

I pray this is a deception plan to get tactical surprise for CENTCOM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

150 What I've seen of the dissent in the AL redistricting ruling is hilarious.

Not for what is says, that's the usual mishmash of lefty ranting.

But because it reads like their heart isn't in it, like they are just going through the ritual by rote ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:16 AM (73/SM)

151 That's it. Trumps folly is complete because Robert Spencer says so. Trump has sold everybody out and we should just tuck our tails and slink off home.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:10 AM (5P5DO)
=====

I wish I had your confidence.

What I am seeing is the American president begging our adversary for a deal instead of imposing terms.

This should have been concluded successfully a long time ago.

Perhaps I am asking too much. I don't think so.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

152 >>@ThePatriotOasis

>>🔥🚨 BREAKING — Video has now emerged of Vickrum Digwa, the killer of 18-year-old Henry Nowak, brandishing a sword while threatening others in a road rage encounter.

>>The footage provides additional context into Digwa’s behavior before the fatal December stabbing.

Not a knife, an actual sword. If this stabbing doesn't start change nothing will.

https://tinyurl.com/7w7bvwnc

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)

153 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

154 Is it true Scott Pelley was crying in his meeting with Bari Weiss? I heard that and I thought I'd better fact-check. Crying, and then dropped to the floor and held on to the couch leg when security guards came to escort hiss butt to the street.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:17 AM (Thw/V)

155 Chris "Asshoe" Murphy is a dickless Asshoe...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:13 AM (Thw/V)


And really f*cking stupid too.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 03, 2026 08:17 AM (iERP6)

156 Scott Pellethead no doubt expects some other outlet to hire him because he is so Stunning and Brave.

Dipshit is too stupid to have noticed that essentially every old-school media outlet has been doing mass layoffs.

Learn to give blowjobs for nickels in bus station restrooms, Pellethead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2026 08:17 AM (IG3/x)

157 One sword a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 03, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

158
Not a knife, an actual sword. If this stabbing doesn't start change nothing will.

https://tinyurl.com/7w7bvwnc
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:16 AM (viF8m)



British leadership has made their decision. Whitey must die.

They still think they can control the unruly mob when the job is done.

They can't.

They'll die too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

159 @149

>>I pray this is a deception plan to get tactical surprise for CENTCOM.

The only deception plan is the one we are doing to ourselves.

If a country maintains to attack you and your allies at will, then that country is in no ways defeated or negotiating in any meaningful way.

I mean I love Trump, but he has clearly stepped on his dick with this Iranian Adventure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 08:18 AM (XV/Pl)

160 In a nod to Theodore Roosevelt, Hegseth promised U.S. allies and foes alike that “what the United States delivers is strength that is disciplined, resolve that is steady, and leadership that is confident enough to speak and walk softly while carrying a big stick.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 08:18 AM (gcPbn)

161 The US military bombed the shit out Isfahan and Qeshm Island last night ano no IRGC missiles or drones did any damage
The lie about the 5th fleet being attacked was another IRGC lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:19 AM (5P5DO)

162 The lie about the 5th fleet being attacked was another IRGC lie.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:19 AM (5P5DO)



But Trump is a stupid poopyhead who doesn't know what he's doing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

163 "Democrat Who Worked with Al-Qaeda-Linked Group Wins New Jersey Primary."

The words of Ronald Reagan have never been so relevant the now:

"Freedom is a fragile thing and it's never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by way of inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. And those in world history who have known freedom and then lost it have never known it again."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

164 It's funny the number of news people who get fired and then you never hear from them again. A few have podcasts, like Todd, or Acosta, but Terry Moran ? Pelley will join him irrelevance . Now if only they could fire Lesley Stahl

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:21 AM (gQKJe)

165 “I have been in combat in Afghanistan,” Pelley said, offering examples of his dedication to the program. “I have been in combat in Iraq.
========================
Right alongside Hillary and Brian Williams?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:21 AM (Thw/V)

166 146 So overnight Iran launched missile and drone attacks on the Kuwait airport, US bases in Kuwait, US bases near Erbil, in Iraq, and other locations around the area.
Trump says this means we have to negotiate harder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:14 AM (QDJ2U)

Usually it means we have to now defensively bomb to save the ceasefire...

It's getting to the point that we need to destroy Iran's capabilities in full...all of them, not just the ones used that day...if we want to then take our football and go home...they have devestated a lot of our regional assets and we're probably looking at T type numbers to rebuild just our own stuff...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 08:22 AM (tOcjL)

167 "Democrat Who Worked with Al-Qaeda-Linked Group Wins New Jersey Primary."



Never forg........SQUIRREL!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

168 Is it true Scott Pelley was crying in his meeting with Bari Weiss? I heard that and I thought I'd better fact-check. Crying, and then dropped to the floor and held on to the couch leg when security guards came to escort hiss butt to the street.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


He is 69 yrs old.
If Security were to show up to escort me out of the building at 69, it'll be a foot race to the front doors.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 08:23 AM (xbf8A)

169 Is it true Scott Pelley was crying in his meeting with Bari Weiss? I heard that and I thought I'd better fact-check. Crying, and then dropped to the floor and held on to the couch leg when security guards came to escort hiss butt to the street.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 08:17 AM (Thw/V)

------------

TBF, it was "that time of the month for him and his tampons."

Posted by: ShainS at June 03, 2026 08:23 AM (ZNDdh)

170 Now if only they could fire Lesley Stahl
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:21 AM (gQKJe)



She can remove her teeth and DT. She'll be around a while longer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

171 1,470,000/12,500,000=11.7%

I have stated here many times that most state have 5% illegal registrations to move as needed.
But almost 12% is just pure fuckin evil.

That is 1 out of 8 voters that someone (or some group) can vote as a block via mail in ballots.
Be interesting to see the DNA on the ballots belonging to the same 10 people every 2 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

172
149 Tom Servo

I pray this is a deception plan to get tactical surprise for CENTCOM.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

What would Obama do differently than what we are doing right now? A two week cease fire to rest and regroup, fine, But now we’re going on 60 days with all our forces there sitting around doing nothing. Iranian fast boats are patrolling the straits and we just smile and wave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:24 AM (QDJ2U)

173 164 Lesley Stahl is still alive?

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

174 Morning JJ and the Horde. Pence gets credit for one thing. He helped Trump win his first term in the Midwest, especially Wisconsin and Ohio at the time. That is all

Posted by: Jonah at June 03, 2026 08:25 AM (YCxFk)

175 >>I mean I love Trump, but he has clearly stepped on his dick with this Iranian Adventure.


Completely disagree. Iran launched a few missiles, all of which were shot down. In return the US hit Iranian missile launch sites and other targets.

It's beyond obvious and has been for weeks that Trump can completely obliterate Iran if he chooses but has decided it would be better in the long run not to completely destroy Iran and turn it into the next Iraq or Libya. So he has chosen the path of grinding them down and forcing them to accept a deal on his terms.

Trump is looking down the road at a stable Middle East that relies on commerce between the members to keep the peace. Business partners have a strong incentive not to fight.

So it takes a bit longer to get a deal. Iraq is still broken more than a decade later. Libya is still broken. Both still house terrorists. What is everyone's huge rush? Iran has been a problem for 47 years and for most of that time Trump was speaking about the need to deal with Iran. Let me do his thing. He has a pretty damn good track record.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:25 AM (viF8m)

176 Nova Local, please explain how are regional assets are devastated.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:26 AM (5P5DO)

177 Remember, the media told you "there's something aggressive about just standing there, smiling."


The media is the Devil Incarnate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Lesley Stahl is still alive?
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026


***
She's probably old enough to remember Roosevelt. Teddy, not FDR.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:27 AM (wzUl9)

179 Today Is National Chicken Salad Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

180 Teddy Roosevelt ran as a third party candidate so that Woodrow Wilson would be elected and the federal reserve bank would be created. In his defense, one could argue that Taft was even worse on central banking than Wilson.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 08:27 AM (w8dnx)

181 176 Nova Local, please explain how are regional assets are devastated.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:26 AM (5P5DO)

You missed the news stories this week showing all the damamge at our regional bases and allies assets? Damage isn't fixable without money, lots and lots of money.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 08:27 AM (tOcjL)

182 Scott Pelley terminated for cause by CBS. He'll probably be on "The View" today.

Leslie Stahl ought to be next, but she won't.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 03, 2026 08:27 AM (KiBMU)

183 You know who else was a doctor??

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (GD0B3)

184 If Pelley is 69 years old, why hadn't he retired?

Oh. Of course. Power and (he thought) world attention.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (wzUl9)

185 "Sure, he's part of the group that attacked NYC. Killed thousands of our near neighbors. Not great optics. But, at least he's brown and he hates Jews. We can live the small matter of him being obsessed with killing all of us."

When are we going to drop the risible pretense that this is one country, and not an untenable, obsolesced political artifice?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (BI5O2)

186 I’ve gone to every corner of this state over the course of this campaign, from Beaumont to El Paso, from Amarillo to Brownsville, and everywhere in between.

Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me; weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
I'll be willin' to be movin'

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

187
Oh. Of course. Power and (he thought) world attention.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (wzUl9)



He's a 'star,' don't you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

188 There are peoplethat didn't vote for Pratt because they thought he'd lose. It's like the Pratt ad where they point out that people you know support him and are afraid to admit it. We'll see if there are enough..

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (7T8ei)

189 Did Steve Hilton make the runoff?

Posted by: Jonah at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

190
161 The US military bombed the shit out Isfahan and Qeshm Island last night ano no IRGC missiles or drones did any damage.”

Kuwait has announced its main airport will be partially closed to repair heavy damage done to it by Iranian missiles last night.

The US does not need to make a show of pretending to do something about the bunkers on Qeshm; the amphibious troops that have been standing by for 2 months now need to given the order to seize it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (QDJ2U)

191 I was not too far off. Lesley was born in 1941. She's going to be 85 this year.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (wzUl9)

192 Completely disagree. Iran launched a few missiles, all of which were shot down. In return the US hit Iranian missile launch sites and other targets.
=====

Kuwait City airport is closed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

193 Where would our forces be sitting and doing if they were not in the Middle East?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:30 AM (5P5DO)

194 There are peoplethat didn't vote for Pratt because they thought he'd lose. It's like the Pratt ad where they point out that people you know support him and are afraid to admit it. We'll see if there are enough..
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2026 08:28 AM (7T8ei)



Pratt has 5 months to campaign. He's getting $$$$, but he's also getting a lot of AI shit done for free. That race should get hilarious in 5 months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

195 Lesley Stahl does butt stuff. She can't feel anything up in there so she don't care. She ain't going nowhere.

Hell, one time I found Mike Wallace's watch up her bum.

Posted by: Zombie Morley Safer at June 03, 2026 08:30 AM (IqKsT)

196 I will continue to maintain that pausing combat operations was a mistake. We have gained zero in the pause that couldn’t have been gained, probably faster with sustained operations. We have ceded and lost things that would never been so with that pause. That’s demonstrably true. You can sugar coat, and demur but those facts won’t change.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 08:30 AM (R1eNq)

197 “I have been in combat in Afghanistan,” Pelley said, offering examples of his dedication to the program. “I have been in combat in Iraq.
+++
Pffft. You don't even wear a flak jacket.

Posted by: Dan Fake But Accurate Rather at June 03, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

198 Did Steve Hilton make the runoff?
Posted by: Jonah at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)
*******
Ballots are still being manufactured for the next week.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

199 Pence does not believe a word he says. His wife is his beard. Bet the farm on it. Putz.

Posted by: kingsman at June 03, 2026 08:31 AM (ehY6c)

200 I was not too far off. Lesley was born in 1941. She's going to be 85 this year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:29 AM (wzUl9)



And still gracing the casting couch. Amazing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Please link the article that reports heavy damage to Kuwait airport.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (5P5DO)

202 Lesley Stahl is still alive?
Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)
========================
There are ways....

Posted by: Formaldahyde and the blood of small children at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (D8hst)

203 >>Kuwait City airport is closed.

From falling debris. Be open soon. And let's not pretend anyone here gives a wet fart about Kuwait's airport.

What's the plan for when Iran is completely obliterated? Or do we just leave it to reconstitute into another Iraq?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (viF8m)

204 Howdy doody, peanut gallery.

Got nothin' to say. Just wanted to wave hello since I rarely get in on the Morning Report as I used to regularly do.

Is it just me, or is the slavering, screaming, kicking, biting side becoming more feral by the day?

Posted by: mindful webworker - they live among us at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (kU8xu)

205 Iowa guv race primary a surprise

Posted by: Jonah at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (YCxFk)

206 There are ways....
Posted by: Formaldahyde and the blood of small children at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (D8hst)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

207 Kuwait City airport is closed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026


***
At first I read that as "Kansas City airport is closed."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:33 AM (wzUl9)

208 Ben Had - hate Yahoo, but here it is...

with a pic...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ world/articles/iranian-strikes-shut -kuwait-airport-105158141.html

:The airport activated its emergency plan, suspending all flights indefinitely after its Terminal 1 building was the target of "Iranian aggression, resulting in significant damage to several airport facilities, in addition to recording human injuries," the Directorate General of Civil Aviation said in an update on X."

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 08:34 AM (tOcjL)

209 Funny - business is booming, travel is packed, so...

hey, let's trot out some more Bravo Sierra about "OMGWEREDYINGINTHESTRAIT"...

Gotta get those gas prices back up before the elections...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

210 >Steph Curry has signed a 10-year, $400 million endorsement contract with Chinese sports apparel company Li-Ning, industry sources told ESPN's Shams Charania, ending a drawn-out recruitment process following Curry's departure from Under Armour in November.

Always take moral instruction from sportsballers.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 08:34 AM (rJ48h)

211 Nowak had been stabbed with a ceremonial knife during an incident that led to the conviction of 23-year-old Vickrum Digwa.

Some religions are moar equal than others.
You are not allowed to carry a knife in the UK.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

212 More feral than what?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

213 Please link the article that reports heavy damage to Kuwait airport.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:32 AM (5P5DO)

https://tinyurl.com/mt9dutd8

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

214 But wait! The Islamic Regime news is getting better !
"US President Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Iran has agreed to not have a nuclear weapon, as he revealed he will 'probably meet with Iran's Ayatollah at some point... 'They've already agreed they're not going to have a nuclear weapon,' Trump said, adding that Tehran could still 'change their mind.'

'I did have to say we have to do something about Iran, because regardless of how well we're doing [economically] we can't let them have a nuclear weapon,' he said.

'I mean, now they can change their mind, but that was one of the things they've had to agree, they've agreed to that. That was the big thing,' he added.

He also said that the US does not 'need boots on the ground now.' "

Well! Let's pop the champagne and celebrate! The only thing missing is assurances from the demented lying ayatollahs that they put a fatwah on the nukes. Otherwise I won't , I shan't believe all this comity coming from the Islamic Republic.



Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)

215 {{{Ben Had}}}

Mahyar Tousi is sure entertaining to watch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

216 2 of the 4 ballistic missiles that the IRGC fired landed in the sea and 2 more broke apart in the air.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM (5P5DO)

217 Either that or his "good Christian man" schtick is a front for him boffing young boys. And someone knows it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 07:58 AM (Zz0t1)



Reminds me of when W nominated John Roberts, and some media outlet started talking about the kid boffing for him. It was squelched pretty quick, and everyone thought it was ridiculous, but I think there’s something to it. Pretty sure it was squelched because the network of that crap runs far and deep in the political world.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 03, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxsTb)

218 "...with Chinese sports apparel company Li-Ning, industry sources told ESPN's Shams Charania..."

Who names their kid Shams?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

219 In China's defense, their version of Three Body is far, far better than the Netflix garbage,.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 08:36 AM (w8dnx)

220 Lesley Stahl does butt stuff. She can't feel anything up in there so she don't care. She ain't going nowhere.

Hell, one time I found Mike Wallace's watch up her bum.
Posted by: Zombie Morley Safer at June 03, 2026


***
According to Wiki, she joined CBS News in '71. During the '72 election, she found her on-air chair had not been labeled with her name as with her male colleagues, but with "Female." Well, don't be surprised, Lesley; you got in, moving up from the Boston market, because CBS and other "news" networks were making a big push right then to hire women as on-air talent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

221 airport activated its emergency plan,"

It's back open, BTW.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

222 I like how the British authorities, so far, have prevented the public from learning that Henry's killer and the entire family, are on welfare.

"but," you say, "how can you know?"

Because that level of tribalism they exhibited in protecting the killer only comes from insulation from integration into Western society.

And that insulation only comes by being protected from and avoiding any employment--the number 1 way cultures are forced to mix and interact in broader society.

See also, inner city blacks in the USA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:37 AM (73/SM)

223 Who names their kid Shams?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026


***
The Sham-Wow Guy

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

224 So it takes a bit longer to get a deal. Iraq is still broken more than a decade later.”
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:25 AM (viF8m)

We don’t need a deal in order to eliminate Irans ability to control the straits and affect world oil prices. We don’t need regime change, either. The US needs to seize the islands in the straits with amphibious troops and eliminate the small boat threat completely. If that means eliminating every dock in every village on the Iranian side of the straits, fine. It’s still a simple military problem that can be solved.

Once the straits are open, the rest of it can take all the time Trump wants to give it. Right now, the Iranians have calculated that the US does not have the nerve to do this fight anymore, and they can hold on until our midterms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:37 AM (QDJ2U)

225 Please link the article that reports heavy damage to Kuwait airport."

There wasn't. "Newz" hardest hit.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

226 215 {{{Ben Had}}}

Mahyar Tousi is sure entertaining to watch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:35 AM
++++++
And he's got great hair.

Posted by: Chicks everywhere at June 03, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1)

227 I think one issue with the Iran/IRGC standoff is that there's no actual government there anymore. You've got various IRGC mouthpieces voicing whatever their agitated about on any given day and launching missiles and drones at neighbors.

Having the Pakistani's as mediators isn't helping. IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 08:39 AM (jehhT)

228 Scott Pelley?? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 08:39 AM (Oy/m2)

229 You've got various IRGC mouthpieces voicing whatever their agitated about on any given day and launching missiles and drones at neighbors."

Hmm. Sounds like regime change. Which is the point. What they do afterwards isn't my circus.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

230 I never understood why reversed racism is not racist. Racism is racism no matter who gets hurt. The courts should have never agreed to make states have black dominant districts.
This kind of thinking makes things be even more divided in the country. Let whoever wants to run for office go for it as long as they are eligible. And by the way not all black people are Democrats.

Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 08:40 AM (4Pn+V)

231 dantesed

last 60 Minutes show I saw was from 1976.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

232 I do not understand why morons do not want to see that Iran is STILL ATTACKING OUR ALLIES.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

233 "According to Wiki, she joined CBS News in '71."
(Leslie Stahl)

That was 55 years ago.

55.

Posted by: Guy with a Bomar calculator at June 03, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

234 “Like many Pride organizations and LGBTQ+ nonprofits across the country, Phoenix Pride has faced mounting financial pressures that threaten our long-term sustainability.”

25 bux same as downtown just dont cut it these days.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

235 SanFranpsycho thank you for the link. I need to check something.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:42 AM (5P5DO)

236 Martini Farmer

I credit the IRGC attacks on all neighboring countries with uniting them against Iran, and making the Sunni Arab nations (except Qatar) more supportive of the US military.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

237 Guy with a Bomar calculator"

8008

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

238 last 60 Minutes show I saw was from 1976.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

Was that when they used rocket motors to blow up a chevy truck or cut the parking brake lines on the Audi to show unintended acceleration?

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

239 There is literally no political issue – abortion, immigration, race, crime, education, the family, poverty, homelessness, national security, national sovereignty, the environment, foreign policy, religion – on which there is not a Grand Canyon-sized chasm between both sides.

100% true, and sobering. Because this does seem to be a prelude to a war between the states or a national divorce.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:43 AM (gtcuf)

240 >>We don’t need a deal in order to eliminate Irans ability to control the straits and affect world oil prices. We don’t need regime change, either. The US needs to seize the islands in the straits with amphibious troops and eliminate the small boat threat completely. If that means eliminating every dock in every village on the Iranian side of the straits, fine. It’s still a simple military problem that can be solved.

Would you grant that Trump and his team including the military, CIA, etc., are well aware of the need to open the Strait completely and also know a hell of a lot more about the on the ground situation than we do? That seems pretty obvious to me.

I would also wager that nobody wants this over with more than Trump. He is a pretty smart guy and he understands the ramifications of a closed Strait including in political terms.

I don't agree at all that Iran has concluded anything of the sort seeing as how they aren't getting their oil money either and are losing something on the order of $500 million/day. In fact, I would assume they are wondering how the hell they keep their country from imploding without money. Trump is showing he does in fact have patience.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:43 AM (viF8m)

241 DoD has indicated they have a target package that is rich in Iranian military assets that don’t include civilian infrastructure. Dual-use isn’t even in that top line package. My bet is ISR and HUMIT have also identified leadership HVT.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 08:44 AM (R1eNq)

242 Phoenix Pride has faced mounting financial pressures"

"Phoneix Pride doesn't get USAID laundered cash anymore"

FIFY

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

243 "According to Wiki, she joined CBS News in '71."
(Leslie Stahl)

That was 55 years ago.

===

wow! that must be some union!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)

244 DoD has indicated they have a target package that is rich in Iranian military assets that don’t include civilian infrastructure. Dual-use isn’t even in that top line package. My bet is ISR and HUMIT have also identified leadership HVT.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 08:44 AM (R1eNq)
=====

More convinced than ever I should be running this war.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

245 Was that when they used rocket motors to blow up a chevy truck or cut the parking brake lines on the Audi to show unintended acceleration?"

Audi = 60 min
GM truck = Dateline

Oddly enough, Audi won every single lawsuit. No one ever investigated where the allegations came from, or who $$$ the lawsuits...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

246 Proud Month comes about 3 months before the Fall.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

247 SanFranpsycho, CentCom must have missed that that. They have a different report.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (5P5DO)

248 Proud Month comes about 3 months before the Fall."

And during the McCain funeral, no less!

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

249 You saying 60 Minutes has a credibility problem?

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

250 Nothing will happen until after 7/4/2026.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

251 Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM


*looks over yonder*

Yes. There Horde. * points* There, castle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (bFu5X)

252 First World problems, out of the hundred or so bottles of paint for model kits; I can't find the bottle of RLM 02 gray.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (2GVsD)

253 Mike Pence is the textbook definition of a dipshit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (pohLc)

254 During the '72 election, she found her on-air chair had not been labeled with her name as with her male colleagues, but with "Female."

In a way, this is also the story of Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf)

255 Yes. There Horde. * points* There, castle."

Nice knockers...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

256 “From falling debris. Be open soon. And let's not pretend anyone here gives a wet fart about Kuwait's airport.”

No Jack, not from falling debris. Unless you call ballistic missile warheads “falling debris”. Honestly, this is like the left defending Plantner; it just destroys your own credibility to deny what is obviously right there in front of all of us. See Ace’s comment in the sidebar; he’s not fooled.

And come on; saying that it’s just fine for Iran to attack our allies infrastructure because “who cares?” Is pathetic. That’s the fast track to getting kicked out of the region and convincing everyone that Iran is now in charge.

When the US and its allies are attacked with military force, we can either respond, or surrender. Which one is the US doing today?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (QDJ2U)

257 The IRGC 's missiles didn't work. They have got to be pissed at China for its Temu weapons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (gQKJe)

258 ..and whatever it is, it will have to be over before 9/7/2026

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (GD0B3)

259 Guy with a Bomar calculator"

8008
Posted by: man at June 03, 2026


***
I loved my first calculator, a TI (non-programmable) bought in the mid-'70s. Cost me close to $50 then and was a bit larger than my cell phone now. Red LED numbers, a black case, a cream facing surrounding the black buttons. It was built at a mild angle, like a flattened wedge, making it easy to work the buttons and functions while sitting on a desk.

It was a personal device (like a "personal car"), not merely a pocket tool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM (wzUl9)

260 Delurker

We are well beyond the feelings in the population that launched the English, American, and Spanish Civil Wars.

For some reason, there is restraint. The lack of front lines, casualty figures possibly over 50 million, and strong social pressure is keeping the lid on. For now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

261 CBS should have called it '60 Minutes of Dreck'.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2026 08:50 AM (Oy/m2)

262 I actually don't think Pence has a grift. He's too stupid and sanctimonious to be a grifter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:50 AM (gQKJe)

263 I have a small, foldout TI-1766 III that was given to me at my then-job in the late 1980s, and it is still going! That's kind of insane.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf)

264 Mike Pence lied to Trump--right to his face--and told him that Flynn had been talking with the Russians.
That Trump must fire Flynn.
Trump trusted Pence and fired Flynn.

Pence not only lied there but furthered the lie by preventing Trump from learning what Flynn had said or done.
Because that was all now evidence against Trump once Trump fired him.

That all then triggered the Russian Hoax, Sessions recusal and the whole impeachment that tied up Trump for the next 3 years.

Because Mike Pence is a liar then and now and a liar forever.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (73/SM)

265 >>No Jack, not from falling debris. Unless you call ballistic missile warheads “falling debris”. Honestly, this is like the left defending Plantner; it just destroys your own credibility to deny what is obviously right there in front of all of us. See Ace’s comment in the sidebar; he’s not fooled.

Why, because I disagree with you and those who believe that Trump has been outsmarted by Iran's 4th team backup squad?

You are free to believe your interpration of what is happening and I will believe what I think is happening. You aren't automatically right because you claim you are.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

266 I really can’t stand to even look at Mike Pence anymore…. Self righteous twit

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (hxAVk)

267 I loved my first calculator, a TI (non-programmable) bought in the mid-'70s. Cost me close to $50 then and was a bit larger than my cell phone now. Red LED numbers, a black case, a cream facing surrounding the black buttons. It was built at a mild angle, like a flattened wedge, making it easy to work the buttons and functions while sitting on a desk.

It was a personal device (like a "personal car"), not merely a pocket tool.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:48 AM


When I was in high school the dad got me an HP11C. I loved that thing. After trying to explain RPN to my classmates, no one ever asked to borrow my calculator.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (bFu5X)

268 I loved my first calculator, a TI (non-programmable) bought in the mid-'70s.


58008 upside down?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (xbf8A)

269 We are well beyond the feelings in the population that launched the English, American, and Spanish Civil Wars.

For some reason, there is restraint. The lack of front lines, casualty figures possibly over 50 million, and strong social pressure is keeping the lid on. For now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026


***
The fact our rebels know they will be photographed by the surveillance state might have something to do with their apparent "restraint."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)

270 SanFranpsycho, CentCom must have missed that that. They have a different report.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 08:47 AM (5P5DO)
====

I trust no reporting completely. However I saw video of the main terminal. The air was thick with smoke, visible debris. Reports 1 killed and 63 injured.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)

271 265 >>No Jack, not from falling debris. Unless you call ballistic missile warheads “falling debris”. Honestly, this is like the left defending Plantner; it just destroys your own credibility to deny what is obviously right there in front of all of us. See Ace’s comment in the sidebar; he’s not fooled.

Why, because I disagree with you and those who believe that Trump has been outsmarted by Iran's 4th team backup squad?

You are free to believe your interpration of what is happening and I will believe what I think is happening. You aren't automatically right because you claim you are.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

No, here he is right. The Kuwaiti airport was successfully attacked and damaged (with loss of life) last night by Iran.

There's no spinning that.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (tOcjL)

272 I do not understand why morons do not want to see that Iran is STILL ATTACKING OUR ALLIES.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)




Who says they're not?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

273 The HP 12c is the actuary's best/only friend.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (w8dnx)

274 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

The conditions are certainly all there.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (gtcuf)

275 Crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Ballistic missile "falling debris" is like a house falling at mach 12. No problem!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

277 58008 upside down?

14215469 X 5 =...

(if you know, you know)

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (XuXeR)

278 262 I actually don't think Pence has a grift. He's too stupid and sanctimonious to be a grifter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:50 AM (gQKJe)

When I look at Mike Pence I see Mr. Magoo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (pohLc)

279 >When I was in high school the dad got me an HP11C. I loved that thing. After trying to explain RPN to my classmates, no one ever asked to borrow my calculator.

Same for HP12C. Nobody asked more than once.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (rJ48h)

280 A glance at the people all upset about Scott Pelley tells you all you need to know about 60 Minutes.

https://tinyurl.com/32m8as5h

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)

281 Ugh. I just read that a rough cut of Greta Gerwig's Narnia movie "The Magician's Nephew" had anachronistic rock music (maybe just for this version), but worst of all, the setting has been moved from the late Victorian era to 1955, when the story was published. Which makes no sense, because the boy in this story was later the old professor who took in the Pevensie children during WWII.

I hope this is wrong.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (kpS4V)

282 For some reason, there is restraint. The lack of front lines, casualty figures possibly over 50 million, and strong social pressure is keeping the lid on. For now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:49 AM


That and the fact that it would likely trigger global conflict as every bad actor on the planet takes advantage of America being distracted.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM (bFu5X)

283 I have a small, foldout TI-1766 III that was given to me at my then-job in the late 1980s, and it is still going! That's kind of insane.
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026


***
I checked the other day. The solar-powered calculator with various higher math functions (bought for a stats class in the late '80s) that I keep in my briefcase? Still working.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)

284 OMG! Censorship!!!

NPR closes Climate Desk, fires climate reporters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 08:54 AM (ndZc7)

285 The Kuwaiti airport was successfully attacked and damaged (with loss of life) last night by Iran.

One person reportedly killed. Airport was closed for a short time, has been reopened. Let's speak the plain truth, m'k?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

286 Tom Servo

Are the ballistic missiles being used, in small numbers, being replaced by the Iranian logistics chain? Are their missiles depleting in numbers?

We can shrug off or shoot down a small salvo. That does assume our manufacturing capability for making anti-missile missiles is going as fast as possible. Since we seem to launch two missiles to shoot one down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

287 FenelonSpoke

You are wise. Not listening to network news lowers blood pressure and leads to better cognitive outcomes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

When I want my BP to rise, I just read the links in JJ's Morning Report. LOL!! Works every time!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (5xuJ/)

288 We should have bombed those remaining factories a few months ago. Just in case, you know?

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)

289 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:54 AM (wzUl9)

They sure don't make 'em like that anymore. The plastic hinge on the foldout case for mine is split pretty far down the middle, but the calculator itself seems like it will last longer than I will!

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (gtcuf)

290 Ugh. I just read that a rough cut of Greta Gerwig's Narnia movie "The Magician's Nephew" had anachronistic rock music (maybe just for this version), but worst of all, the setting has been moved from the late Victorian era to 1955, when the story was published. Which makes no sense, because the boy in this story was later the old professor who took in the Pevensie children during WWII.

I hope this is wrong.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 03, 2026 08:53 AM


Given what Hollyweird did to The Dark is Rising, I'm not hopeful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (bFu5X)

291 There is literally no political issue – abortion, immigration, race, crime, education, the family, poverty, homelessness, national security, national sovereignty, the environment, foreign policy, religion – on which there is not a Grand Canyon-sized chasm between both sides.

100% true, and sobering. Because this does seem to be a prelude to a war between the states or a national divorce.
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 08:43 AM (gtcuf)
Agree. Divorce, some times it is all you have as a choice. We are there.
However the Blue States and their Commie leaders understand where this is all headed and their plan is to win one more election( thanks Iran War for whatever other merits it has) and then make the USA an irreversible one Party operation —-pack the court, admit DC and PR as States, etc etc ).

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (FCPbW)

292 After trying to explain RPN to my classmates"

"this thing doesn't work"...

I laughed and laughed...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

293 Pence is perfect Central Casting for a GOPe.

Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (Q+gd/)

294 Morn' all I see CA. is still looking for ballots, I mean counting ballots... Too close for comfort ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (FtULh)

295 The "civility" Pence and the GOPe demand is for you to queue up quietly and comply with the judge's orders to report for duty at the work camp via the soon-departing train.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (73/SM)

296 >>No, here he is right. The Kuwaiti airport was successfully attacked and damaged (with loss of life) last night by Iran.

And I really don't care. They shot down some drones and some apparently got through despite earlier reports that all were shot down. And the US also hit Iran. These minor attacks have been going on constantly.

It doesn't mean Trump should abandon his long term goal which was never regime change. It was to take away Iran's ability to ever have nukes and to stablize the region. Destroying Iran does not stabilize the region.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (viF8m)

297 NPR closes Climate Desk, fires climate reporters
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 08:54 AM


Oh, no!



Anyway...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (bFu5X)

298 They sure don't make 'em like that anymore. The plastic hinge on the foldout case for mine is split pretty far down the middle, but the calculator itself seems like it will last longer than I will!
Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026


***
On mine, the soft plastic case it resides in is splitting, but the calculator is fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM (wzUl9)

299 Who says they're not?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

@175 Completely disagree. Iran launched a few missiles, all of which were shot down. In return the US hit Iranian missile launch sites and other targets.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

300 285 The Kuwaiti airport was successfully attacked and damaged (with loss of life) last night by Iran.

One person reportedly killed. Airport was closed for a short time, has been reopened. Let's speak the plain truth, m'k?
Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

If we're going on "full truth" - the airport has only been partly reopened - nothing is launching from the runway near Terminal 1...only the one by Terminal 4. So, it's half open.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (tOcjL)

301 Pelley was fired. But they are having a hard time removing Pelley's senior citizen ego from the building. Stuck in the main lobby.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

302 Pence is perfect Central Casting for a GOPe.
Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2026


***
I remember when we were jappily comparing him, favorably, to Race Bannon from Jonny Quest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (wzUl9)

303 "jappily" should have been "happily"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

304 "We are not facing political opponents who can be lectured into behaving more civilly."

I found this essay depressingly strong. I'd read it and think, "Oh, I'd like to send this to…" and realize that person fit the profile of the impossible to get through to.

The Unbridgeable Abyss: Why Reason and Truth Shatter Against the Leftist Mind
"…The left, as currently constituted in its activist, academic, and media incarnations, operates under constraints that render genuine dialogue impossible. They do not process truth because they cannot; they do not want it because it threatens the psychic and social scaffolding of their identity. And the venom here is deliberate: this is not mere disagreement… it is civilizational self-sabotage wearing the mask of compassion.…"
https://tinyurl.com/52678z89
h/t LGD on A♠

Posted by: mindful webworker - pearls before swine at June 03, 2026 08:58 AM (kU8xu)

305 *with all due respect to senior citizens, of course!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 08:58 AM (GD0B3)

306 276 Ballistic missile "falling debris" is like a house falling at mach 12. No problem!
Posted by: runner

Too soon!

Posted by: Zombie Wicked Witch of the East at June 03, 2026 08:58 AM (JCZqz)

307 "this thing doesn't work"...

I laughed and laughed...
Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:56 AM


Which reminds me...I finally have to replace the batteries on the 15C I used in college (and, to be fair, almost not at all afterward).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2026 08:58 AM (bFu5X)

308 The "civility" Pence and the GOPe demand is for you to queue up quietly and comply with the judge's orders to report for duty at the work camp via the soon-departing train.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026


***

While wearing face diapers and hopping on one leg.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (wzUl9)

309
@175 Completely disagree. Iran launched a few missiles, all of which were shot down. In return the US hit Iranian missile launch sites and other targets.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)



He clearly says "Iran launched."

That's not saying "Iran is not attacking our allies."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

310 268 I loved my first calculator, a TI (non-programmable) bought in the mid-'70s.


58008 upside down?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 08:51 AM (xbf8A)

My favorite calculator ever was in college I had an HP-15C which used RPN…. Once I got used to that reverse notation it was fantastic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (hxAVk)

311 @284 if all Climate change reporters went away , no one would notice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (gQKJe)

312 ***
I remember when we were jappily comparing him, favorably, to Race Bannon from Jonny Quest.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 08:57 AM (wzUl9)



Ah so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

313 nothing is launching from the runway near Terminal 1...only the one by Terminal 4. "

IAH has limits on some runways as well. Must be attacks. Or climate change.

Anyway, it's open.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

314 He clearly says "Iran launched all of which were shot down."

That's not saying "Iran is not attacking our allies."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
======

FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

315 Maybe they could incorporate a calculator program into these newfangled "smart" phones all the kids are using today.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at June 03, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

316 "The IRGC: The enemy is forced to accept the new rules that the Iranian nation and the armed forces have imposed on the field; especially regarding its management and control of the Strait of Hormuz.

The resistance will continue powerfully until the complete destruction of arrogant conspiracies, the expulsion of foreigners from the Middle East, and the liberation of Jerusalem with the destruction of the Zionist regime. We will never surrender."

You are still coming to the World Cup , right ? You gonna stay for July 4th America's 250 celebration, or nah ?

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:02 AM (GD0B3)

317 Eris

Hollywood's recent, as in past decade, track record of adaption has been pretty horrible. Of course they will give the Nolan treatment to Narnia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 03, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)

318 For some reason, there is restraint. The lack of front lines, casualty figures possibly over 50 million, and strong social pressure is keeping the lid on. For now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That and the fact that it would likely trigger global conflict as every bad actor on the planet takes advantage of America being distracted.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I'm trying my damndest to get out of this life without killing anyone. They keep pushing it though.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:02 AM (xbf8A)

319 ======

FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)



That doesn't mean they didn't launch an attack at our allies.

You're reading into it what you want for the sake of arguing.

Whether the actual attack was stopped or not, there was still an attack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

320 The IRGC: The enemy is forced to accept the new rules that the Iranian nation and the armed forces have imposed on the field; especially regarding its management and control of the Strait of Hormuz"

So, Steiner's on his way, then?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

321 Whether the actual attack was stopped or not, there was still an attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)
=====
That is my point!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

322 I bought an HP45 back in 1972. Still using it ...
Doncha love RPN? :- )

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (/enuJ)

323 Oh, sure! Let us do all the work.

Clint Eastwood Officially Retires After Turning 96

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)

324 Iran "negotiates" through bluster, lying, and attacks. No surprise. Trump shows unbelievable patience and restraint. Morons worried about the midterms worry about every little detail of the Iran suppression.

Have I got it all correct?

In any event, Trump will eventually get what he wants, because he has made his intentions clear. My own opinion is the IRGC has to cease to exist, and all it's adherents are better off martyrs, but I voted for Trump to lead and that's what he's doing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (kOzmw)

325 320 The IRGC: The enemy is forced to accept the new rules that the Iranian nation and the armed forces have imposed on the field; especially regarding its management and control of the Strait of Hormuz"

So, Steiner's on his way, then?
Posted by: man

Iran is winning the war, and will come out of it stronger than before, while the US has lost all respect globally!

Posted by: Reddit at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

326 =====
That is my point!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)



No. You said we think they're NOT attacking our allies, which is clearly NOT the case.

I just pointed it out.

This is getting nowhere, so have a nice day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

327 Erika Kirk
@MrsErikaKirk

Congratulations to Zach Lahn on his victory! He will be a great Governor for all Iowans.

Iowa is one of the most important states in the nation. Proud of our team
@TPAction
and the work ahead to deliver more MAGA and MAHA wins for the President.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

328 rickb223

Commies don't count as people. Lock, load and aim.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

329 Hey, remember in WWII, when nazi Germany surrendered, and they were totally defeated, and all their navy was a the bottom of the sea, when we "changed the regime" there in 45, they were lobbing missiles into France and the Netherlands ?

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (GD0B3)

330 This has been fun but the boy is demanding am yoga practice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

331 Property taxes are taxes on unrealized gains.

Your house is taxed on what the people collecting the tax think it is worth.

Not what you have sold or even could sell it for.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (73/SM)

332
Your house is taxed on what the people collecting the tax think it is worth.

Not what you have sold or even could sell it for.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2026 09:05 AM (73/SM)



But I'm damn sure gonna give it a shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

333 >>>I really can’t stand to even look at Mike Pence anymore…. Self righteous twit

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

>Mike is a creepy invertebrate from the deep swamp. His focus is self-preservation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 09:06 AM (D1E+2)

334 Commies don't count as people. Lock, load and aim.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Whew! Sweet!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:06 AM (xbf8A)

335 Let's not argue over who is killing whom. This is a happy occasion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

336 Commies don't count as people. Lock, load and aim.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



It's how they feel about you as well.

"We need to deMAGA America by rounding them up in orange jump suits......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

337 "...but the boy is demanding am yoga practice..."

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at June 03, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

338 This is a happy occasion."

Indeed. Mrs' tumor biopsy came back as "not malignant"

Now we can get back to the MM...

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

339 Property taxes are taxes on unrealized gains.

Your house is taxed on what the people collecting the tax think it is worth.

Not what you have sold or even could sell it for.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Need to get a law passed that the taxing authority HAS to buy it at the proposed tax price.

You say it's worth $650,000 when comps are $275k?

Fine. Sold.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:08 AM (xbf8A)

340 It sucks they can't seem to make a car battery now that lasts more than 2.5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Posted by: Paul at June 03, 2026 09:08 AM (59BGO)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 03, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

342 It sucks they can't seem to make a car battery now that lasts more than 2.5 years."

Your government at work.

Nice, huh?

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

343 I still love that Scott Pelley says he is a veteran of (short) combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:09 AM (kOzmw)

344 Ranked choice voting solves nothing, dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

345 They post like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Pro Sports Flood Social Media With Pride Month Posts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7)

346 Your government at work.

Nice, huh?
Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:09 AM (XuXeR)



And then they tell you that there's no pro-rate left in the exchange because it's too close to the 3 year warranty (that used to be 5 years).

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

347
Mollie
@MZHemingway
Even in a sea of unwarranted arrogance, this is the most cringe-inducing quote I have ever read from a left-wing journalist.

@BenMullin

Scott Pelley on being fired: “I have been in combat in Afghanistan. I have been in combat in Iraq. I have been in the war zone in Ukraine multiple times, risking my life and the happiness of my family because of my devotion to the broadcast.”

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

348 Spencer can go pick up a weapon and head downrange to Iran.

Trump is fighting world bankers controlling the IRGC and Bibi. We need to start understanding this. The City of London, the Fed(repeat myself), et al. War = money.

Study McKinley(Trump): https://tinyurl.com/2edb6mur

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 03, 2026 09:11 AM (HR77u)

349 Congratulations to Zach Lahn on his victory! He will be a great Governor for all Iowans.

Iowa had quite a few Republicans running in the primary for governor. Not sure who will be best in office, and if that's also who will be best running against Sand, but Lahn seems like the Trump-type model (or maybe more Spencer Pratt): a successful businessman and normal American (farmer), outsider to politics, running on a platform of normalcy and returning to fundamental American values.

Sand is the best bet Dems have at the Governor's mansion...he's a creepy weirdo posing as a moderate, but he'll go full Spanberger if he gets into office.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 03, 2026 09:11 AM (JCZqz)

350 The first Wednesday of June is Global Running Day!

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:11 AM (w8dnx)

351
Pro Sports Flood Social Media With Pride Month Posts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:10 AM (ndZc7)



Jordan Love, QB for the Packers, has a charity that sends lots and lots of money to LGBTQ+ orgs in Wisconsin and around the country.

I guess we know who the next NFLer to come out of the closet will be.

Sad......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

352 And then they tell you that there's no pro-rate left in the exchange because it's too close to the 3 year warranty (that used to be 5 years)."

I've bought 4 new batteries (different cars, so...) in the past 6 years.

But it's for the earf. Or something. Anyway, there will be new amazeballs batteries next.... whenever.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)

353 "I have been in combat." Oh FtLoG.

Posted by: Delurker at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (gtcuf)

354 Trump surrenders is accurate.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (Tpp9k)

355 Trump keeps thinking he can deal with the Devil. He's going to finally realize it ain't workin', and stop fucking around and flatten the whole fucking country, electrical grid, water sources, oil, the whole thing. If they wont quit, then make them quit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (pohLc)

356 Ice, baby, Ice?

Vanilla Ice Refuses to Cave to Outrage Mob Over Decision to Perform for America’s Birthday

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)

357 Scott Pelley on being fired: “I have been in combat in Afghanistan. I have been in combat in Iraq."

"I'm a non - combatant"

"There ain't no such thing today, boy"...

heh

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:14 AM (XuXeR)

358 The first Wednesday of June is Global Running Day!

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:11 AM (w8dnx)



I will not be partaking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Delurker

He kisses his reflection in the mirror every day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

360 The Kuwaiti airport was successfully attacked and damaged (with loss of life) last night by Iran.

Back when Saddam took over the place Bush The Deader made it sound like the 3rd Reich was on the march again. The world should have let Saddam have the place.

Posted by: Kuwaitis Suck Ass at June 03, 2026 09:14 AM (IqKsT)

361 Good morning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (X8xt3)

362 330 This has been fun but the boy is demanding am yoga practice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

During Pride month?!?!?? Wait...actually, that checks out.

Posted by: Gaystapo at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (JCZqz)

363 The world should have let Saddam have the place."

BBBut they're our friends!

/yeah. sure.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

364
Vanilla Ice Refuses to Cave to Outrage Mob Over Decision to Perform for America’s Birthday
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)



He has the best attitude of all.

"Music brings people together. You want me to play in Saudi Arabia? Fine. Joe Biden wants me to play his birthday? I will. I'm an entertainer. I want to entertain ALL my fans, no matter what."

Good for him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

365 "Trump Surrenders"


What a narrow-minded dumbass. Hezbollah is being propped up by the Iranian regime. Once THAT goes away, Hezbollah is as good as done. Just because you have a thirst for ACTION, it doesn't mean it's the right STRATEGIC thing to do. It one part of a very complicated operation, and Trump is the mastermind.

Aren't these the same idiots claiming that Trump is taking orders from Bibi, and the US takes orders from Israel, in general? Or is that a different group of dumbasses?

Seems like the same guys behind the Nazis in WWII are still around, still pushing paranoia about the Jews. They live off the chaos and carnage.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (ovdkm)

366 Jordan Love, QB for the Packers, has a charity that sends lots and lots of money to LGBTQ+ orgs in Wisconsin and around the country.

I guess we know who the next NFLer to come out of the closet will be.
______

Love is Love, man.

Posted by: Jordan Love at June 03, 2026 09:15 AM (yvyTI)

367 >>Sand is the best bet Dems have at the Governor's mansion...he's a creepy weirdo posing as a moderate, but he'll go full Spanberger if he gets into office.

It's really telling about where the Democrat Party is today and heading in the future by the candidates they are running. Weiner, Platner, the al Qaeda supporter in NJ and on and on.

I gotta believe a lot of longtime traditional Democrats are starting to realize this isn't the party they have supporters for years anymore. It is a radical, communist party.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

368 {{{Lizzy}}}

Top of ta mornin to ya, lass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

369 I have an HP15C calculator that NASA issued to me sometime in the early-mid 80s. I just switched it on for the fist time in several years. It works fine.

I received an email about 20 years ago telling me NASA would no longer track this item as Government Property. It was mine as of the email date. I was told to remove "Property of U. S Government" sticker but did not. That sticker gives this calculator a bit of class in my opinion, and is a nice reminder of my work at NASA.

Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2026 09:16 AM (5rh/l)

370 @331

>>Not what you have sold or even could sell it for.

The town or locality maintains ownership of all lands within it's dominion, they simply rent out the land.

It's the first real you will own nothing and like it, construction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 09:16 AM (XV/Pl)

371 Vanilla Ice Refuses to Cave to Outrage Mob Over Decision to Perform for America’s Birthday
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

To be fair, he doesn't have much of a career the Left can punish any more.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 03, 2026 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

372 Menard now serves as director of TEXPAC, the political arm of the Texas Medical Association, which has condemned Texas Republicans for opposing what it calls "evidence-based, gender-affirming care for transgender youth and adolescents," the New York Post reported. Menard also serves as secretary of a local food co-op, describing herself in her online bio as a "committed vegan" who spends her time "dancing the night away at Cheer Up Charlies," an Austin-area gay bar, "or snuggling with my purrfect cat Zia."
=========================
Texas Medical Association hired the Ghoul Beard and endorsed the mutilation of defenseless children?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:17 AM (9Gn9A)

373 354 Trump surrenders is accurate.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (Tpp9k)

Trump surrenders ? Must have missed that...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:17 AM (FtULh)

374 Today is my mom's 93rd birthday. She might be a bit slower physically than she once was, but still sharp as a tack.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (w8dnx)

375 Texas Medical Association hired the Ghoul Beard and endorsed the mutilation of defenseless children?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:17 AM (9Gn9A)



The left is relentless in it's desire to destroy everyone and everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

376 Zell Miller saw where the Democratic party was headed 35 years ago. Wrote a book about it, after he bailed. Zell was a good guy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (pohLc)

377 374 Today is my mom's 93rd birthday. She might be a bit slower physically than she once was, but still sharp as a tack.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (w8dnx)

Happy Birthday to your Mom

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

378 >I really can’t stand to even look at Mike Pence anymore…. Self righteous twit



Same.
I am so tired of being lied to and lectured to by people who barely conceal their contempt for me, all while claiming they are the best representative for my values.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (X8xt3)

379 "as how they aren't getting their oil money either and are losing something on the order of $500 million/day."

Not what I've read. Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (fZiTB)

380 The Vatican Weighs CCP Deal As Beijing Disappears Bishops, Appoints State-Backed Clergy
_______

Alternate headline - China demands the Vatican confirm that the Chinese State is more powerful than the Christian God. Developing...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (yvyTI)

381 Today is my mom's 93rd birthday. She might be a bit slower physically than she once was, but still sharp as a tack.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (w8dnx)



Well Happy Birthday to her!

My grandmother made it to 99. Was still pretty witty and was only taking one shot of Flonase in each nostril and Tylenol for arthritis pain per day.

Didn't take the vax either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

382 373 354 Trump surrenders is accurate.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:13 AM (Tpp9k)

Trump surrenders ? Must have missed that...
Posted by: It's me donna

I've just received word...yes, the Fox Decision Desk is ready to make a monumental call. Iran wins the US/Iran War. You heard it here first- an incredible upset victory for Iran over the two-term President. Karl, your thoughts?

Posted by: Fox News at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (JCZqz)

383 Not what I've read. Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (fZiTB)

Then why did they dump the oil in the Gulf ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (FtULh)

384 >>Not what I've read. Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."

Where did you read that?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (viF8m)

385 >>>It sucks they can't seem to make a car battery now that lasts more than 2.5 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Nobody saw that coming when they rolled the first EV off of the production line. Like climate change.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (D1E+2)

386 Aren't these the same idiots claiming that Trump is taking orders from Bibi,
-

You think Front page news, founded by Horowitz is in the “Jews run the world” conspiracy claim business?

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (Tpp9k)

387 >>Vanilla Ice Refuses to Cave to Outrage Mob Over Decision to Perform for America’s Birthday


Heh. Dude's played himself as a goofball in Adam Sandler movies. Seems to be enjoying himself - good for him!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

388 NaCly, dearest . I take Tousi with a grain salt as I do all the others.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (5P5DO)

389 @374 Happy birthday to mom. God bless her at 93

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2026 09:21 AM (gQKJe)

390 >>Aren't these the same idiots claiming that Trump is taking orders from Bibi,

No, he's taking orders from Putin!!
No, from Epstein!!!

Oh crap, I didn't apply the latest NPC patch, did I?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:21 AM (X8xt3)

391 Trump surrenders ? Must have missed that...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:17 AM (FtULh)


Robert Spencer (above) - Iran wants Hezbollah left alone and Trump complied. (He does not want anything to distract from the World Cup and the July 4th celebrations...)

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:21 AM (GD0B3)

392 Trump surrenders ? Must have missed that...
Posted by: It's me donna

-

Simply quoting the headline posted above by JJ.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:21 AM (Tpp9k)

393 Ben Had

I expected this. You can see patterns beyond the words.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

394
Heh. Dude's played himself as a goofball in Adam Sandler movies. Seems to be enjoying himself - good for him!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)



He's also run a reasonably successful home remodeling business and show on HGTV of his work.

And he got his hands dirty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

395 374 Today is my mom's 93rd birthday. She might be a bit slower physically than she once was, but still sharp as a tack.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (w8dnx)

Happy Birthday to your Mom
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)
====================
Hug her. You are very lucky to have her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:22 AM (9Gn9A)

396 My grandmother made it to 99. Was still pretty witty and was only taking one shot of Flonase in each nostril and Tylenol for arthritis pain per day.

Didn't take the vax either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

My mom didn't get the vax either. My mom at my sister's house for Christmas 2019 and everyone except my dad got the flu. Pretty sure it was COVID. My paternal and maternal grandparents were interesting people - both grandmothers hated FDR with a passion, and neither grandfather cared about politics at all.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:23 AM (w8dnx)

397 hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily.."

Sure. It's on those sooper speedboats that can also carry a half dozen or more mines.

Plus, they're invisible.

Posted by: man at June 03, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)

398 >>@BenMullin

Scott Pelley on being fired: “I have been in combat in Afghanistan. I have been in combat in Iraq. I have been in the war zone in Ukraine multiple times, risking my life and the happiness of my family because of my devotion to the broadcast.”


COURAGE!!

Remind me again who Scott Pelley is?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

399 Am I happy with the way things seem to be going in Iran right now no... Do I think Iran is winning hell no.... Sure I'd like to see it done but I'm not in charge

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:24 AM (FtULh)

400 >>Not what I've read. Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."

Where did you read that?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 09:20 AM (viF8m)
===================
Drug induced dream.

"hundreds of millions barrels of crude daily"...such horseshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:24 AM (9Gn9A)

401
Remind me again who Scott Pelley is?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)



A STAR!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

402 So, Trump is following Tehran's lead, they are promissing a whole of a lot (does not cost them jack shit), and Trump is delivering concrete steps! Like...stopping Israel from destroying Hezbollah. Nice job Iran! your reputation for never losing a negotiation is intact!

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:25 AM (GD0B3)

403 Sure. It's on those sooper speedboats that can also carry a half dozen or more mines.

Plus, they're invisible.
Posted by: man

You can't sink them, either, because they're actually just poor local fishermen trying to survive!!!

Posted by: Lefties crying about Trump blowing up Venezuelan drug runner boats at June 03, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

404 Like...stopping Israel from destroying Hezbollah. Nice job Iran! your reputation for never losing a negotiation is intact!
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:25 AM (GD0B3)

Did he stop Israel ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:26 AM (FtULh)

405 Family Of Henry Nowak's Migrant Killer Sparks Outrage After Asking For "No Further Pain" In Tone-Deaf Statement

“The Digwa family aren’t sorry. They just wish they hadn’t been caught...”

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

406 @399 - IRGC survival is a win, the fact they the same people are in charge is not any kind of change. And they are the same, no matter what the WH is telling you.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

407 Crap. That terrorist supporter who just won the dem nomination in NJ will represent the Princeton area. I had assumed he was from up north near Paterson or Jersey City which unfortunately are Islamic strongholds. But no, he was elected by AWFLs like Pocahantas. Stunning.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 03, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)

408 Oh.

>>According to Iran's state-linked Fars News Agency, the number of freight trains transporting oil and liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) towards China has tripled nearly 50 days after Washington initiated a maritime blockade on April 13.

https://tinyurl.com/vs87hekm

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)

409 Remind me again who Scott Pelley is?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)
================
Says literally everyone.

Now that he is fired from CBS his utility is zero and everyone on the left has already forgotten his name.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (9Gn9A)

410 The City of Battle Ground, Washington, has signed a proclamation officially recognizing the federal government’s designation of Antifa as a terrorist organization.

Antifa members interrupt Mayor Overholser, resulting in removal and an arrest.

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

411 Not what I've read. Iran is utilizing "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily... a covert pipeline serving as a vital economic pipeline effectively bypassing US sanctions."

Where did you read that?
Posted by: JackStraw
_________

The interwebs say the largest tanker in the world holds 3 million barrels. So this shadow fleet consists of at least 30 of the largest tankers? Or a much bigger number of smaller tankers? For daily deliveries, considering the transport time, what are we talking about to get to hundreds of millions per day?

Not buying it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (XvL8K)

412 407 Crap. That terrorist supporter who just won the dem nomination in NJ will represent the Princeton area. I had assumed he was from up north near Paterson or Jersey City which unfortunately are Islamic strongholds. But no, he was elected by AWFLs like Pocahantas. Stunning.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 03, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)


With Micki and this i expect an exodus from NJ

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (FtULh)

413 Did he stop Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:26 AM (FtULh)

That's the one we hear about, because Iran's pet is very important to Iran, but the Gulf states are also fully capable of attacking Iran and they are not either. Even after missile and drone attacks.

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3)

414 - @348 Danimal28

By chance a Promethean Action/updates link
Have seen a number of those. Linked or pointed to a few.
Including this one about what Rubio said at Munich conference.

https://tinyurl.com/y85b3d7a

And what many are ignoring, or don't know, in the comments this morning is what "how long this is taking" is doing to those who have been in control of shipping of Iranian oil for a long time.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (N6m+x)

415 Did he stop Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 09:26 AM (FtULh)

Yes. And the boaters about it.

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:28 AM (Tpp9k)

416 348 Spencer can go pick up a weapon and head downrange to Iran.
...
Trump is fighting world bankers controlling the IRGC and Bibi. We need to start understanding this. The City of London, the Fed(repeat myself), et al. War = money.
...

Very TRUE! Which is why

1. the Imperative is to Indict Brennan, make him squeal so that his compromatee's dropship him a canoe. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

2.Depose Lyin'DIMON, war capitalist. JOKER wuz right; when they don't need him, they'll eat each other, just like they canoe'd Colby for doing PRECISELY the same thing.

3. And when that happens it will be possible to move on from Epstein... as if we don't know who they are now. Deniable only because when the Truth becomes a liablity ALL (Normal) PEOPLE become the enemy

BRENNAN needs to be the first domino to fall and they will open fire on each other in a PPV/conflagration worthy of a movie

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhoRtheTargets
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ctHARRIS19takedown
Not One Battle after Another; One LIB after Another

Spenser-rage w/dung flinging baslistas the size of cruise ships will be nothing compared to a people that have been lied to and cheated out of a future worth having

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 09:29 AM (HNv7i)

417 Boasted not boaters.
Maybe boasted on a boat?

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:29 AM (Tpp9k)

418 >> {{{Lizzy}}}

Top of ta mornin to ya, lass.



Back atcha, Salty!
*waves*
It's gonna be a good day!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

419 Trump talked to Hezbollah and they promised not to attack!
Well! that settles it !

Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:30 AM (GD0B3)

420 I have many friends in NJ and am there at least once a month. Most of them can't understand the dumbass way of thinking the majority of people have in NJ.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 03, 2026 09:30 AM (BCuCF)

421 Where did you read that?
Posted by: JackStraw

https://tinyurl.com/u5tk7j4f

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2026 09:31 AM (fZiTB)

422 >>Says literally everyone.

Now that he is fired from CBS his utility is zero and everyone on the left has already forgotten his name.


Think he's another future podcaster or Substack essayist!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

423 Battle Ground seem like a good place to live. You have Washington's lack of an income tax and nearby Oregon's lack of a sales tax.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 03, 2026 09:32 AM (w8dnx)

424 Ya call this Art?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at June 03, 2026 09:34 AM (jYxaI)

425 419 Trump talked to Hezbollah and they promised not to attack!
Well! that settles it !
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2026 09:30 AM (GD0B3)


They’d never lie right?

Posted by: Heroq at June 03, 2026 09:34 AM (Tpp9k)

426 Ars gratia artis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

427 Think he's another future podcaster or Substack essayist!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)
======================
no doubt you are right, Lizzy. We can look forward to sporadic noise from Pelley I'd imagine.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (3rR55)

428 Scott Pelley is dreamy. I would like to lick his bulbous head.

Posted by: Pawl at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (VPPBF)

429 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 03, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

430 Ass whoopin up

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2026 09:36 AM (xbf8A)

431 I don't think any of these msm journos will be able to hack it as a podcaster. Their only skill is reading what people put on a screen, and they have none of the work ethic necessary for a podcast - everyone does everything for them while they sit there looking dumb.

They probably don't even know what equipment to purchase. All the actual work is going to have to be done by their production team, writers, etc. The end result will be a lower-budget copy of the shitty product that everybody already abandoned years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2026 09:37 AM (BI5O2)

432 I have many friends in NJ and am there at least once a month. Most of them can't understand the dumbass way of thinking the majority of people have in NJ.
Posted by: Jaimo at June 03, 2026 09:30 AM (BCuCF)
~~~~~

Just checked the map for NJ-12th and it is heavily gerrymandered and includes Trenton and a couple of the Brunswicks, so that explains it, I guess. But the 12th is bordered on both the north and south by republican districts. A fair amount of NJ is republican.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at June 03, 2026 09:39 AM (3ImbR)

433 ADP Reports US Economy Added The Most Jobs In 16 Months In May

"The labor market continues to show sustained momentum going into the summer hiring season..."

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 09:40 AM (RHGPo)

434 >>Posted by: Ordinary American

I know Iran is claiming this to be the case and I'm sure Trump and his team are aware but I am also confident they have so much intel on what is happening a mouse doesn't fart in Tehran these days without them knowing about it too.

Perhaps Trump is allowing China to get some oil as part of his negotiations with them which are endless. But I 100% doubt what's left of the mullahs is sneaking a significant amout of oil out of the country without Trump's knowledge but the WSJ cracked the story from a desk in NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 09:43 AM (viF8m)

435 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s office of lgbtq advancement and the Massachusetts lgbtq chamber of commerce, held an lgbtq job fair today

How is it legal for a city government to use tax dollars to help only certain people get jobs based on who they like to have s*x with and discriminate against straight people?? @AAGDhillon

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2026 09:45 AM (RHGPo)

436 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

From above, Pence writes that civility “is how we can find principled common ground in America.”

Also, the Anti-Weaponization Fund "established as part of a settlement in President Trump’s lawsuit against the government ...creates a pathway for individuals who believe they have been harmed by government weaponization or politically motivated “lawfare” to seek compensation" blocked.

That's one hell of a coincidence.

About five years after January 6th, and all of its political & personal repercussions, Pence is rolled out again to push back on U.S. citizens who had likely voted for him, too, in both 2016 & 2020.

(AI Overview, for simplicity): During the January 6, 2021 Capitol riot, then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Mike Pence held a series of secure phone calls. The two political adversaries bypassed inaction by collaborating to ensure the safety of lawmakers and resume the certification of the presidential election.

The raw audio and video of the behind-the-scenes calls were captured by documentary filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi (the Speaker's daughter) and later aired publicly by the House Select.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

437 Federal authorities charged 1,583 individuals across all 50 states and Washington, D.C. for their involvement in the January 6 U.S. Capitol Attack. The resulting investigation became the largest criminal probe in U.S. history.

While over 1,000 defendants pleaded guilty to or were found guilty at trial for various federal crimes, none were charged with the formal crime of insurrection.

Legal experts noted that the DOJ avoided these charges because they did not want to risk losing cases if they could not prove a "rock-solid" intent to launch a rebellion, rather than just participating in a violent, disorganized riot.

OTW, unprovable from the start but oh, how they tried.

In April 2023, Pence spent hours testifying before a federal grand jury investigating the January 6th Capitol attack and efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

However, President Donald Trump issued sweeping pardons and commutations for January 6 defendants on January 20, 2025, during his first day in office for his second term, and with J.D. Vance as V.P.

So advice from a politician with almost 'Jimmy Carter's

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

438 integrity'- shaky at best - what could that 'principled' common ground the "R side" should be firmly standing upon be & how could it be upheld?

Seems almost a warming to go along to get along or, someday, an Gulag Archipelago for you and yours. 🤷‍♀️
---
Nancy Pelosi, hailed as ‘forever speaker,’ makes final push for Connie Chan in S.F.,' May 30, 2026.

But State Senator Scott Weiner has been holding his own.
NYTimes, 'Wiener and Chan Will Face Off in House Race to Succeed Nancy Pelosi,' 3 June 2026

They're not all crazy in Cali. 😉

Good Day. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

439 "a clandestine shadow fleet to transport hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to China daily.


---

Hundreds of millions daily? LOL

Posted by: GARP at June 03, 2026 10:52 AM (neLON)

Daily Tech News 3 June 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: Poit.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 04:32 AM (D0X9e)

3 Packing the car and on our way up north to vacation home.

Maybe l8r. Maybe 2morO.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 04:32 AM (D0X9e)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Guten morgen, horde

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 04:39 AM (c1D+3)

6 Also, Microsoft, fire your designers. (Notebook Check)

Pixy, Notebook Check took me about 5 minutes to "customise choices" about Vendor Consent and Vendors, and I didn't even tackle Legitimate Interest.

I went here instead:

https://archive.is/XYcqu

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)

7 Putting more Linux in Windows?

I suppose that's one way of getting users comfortable with the idea of ditching Windows entirely.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 03, 2026 04:45 AM (/HDaX)

8 Going on memory here. During discovery of some lawsuit, it was found that M$'s tp/ip stack had been lifted verbatim (including the copyright notice) from (I think) BSD Unix. So, using Linux to fix windblows is not much of a reach.

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 04:52 AM (c1D+3)

9 Do Re Mi - Adultery

I'll mail this to you someday
Perhaps it isn't fair
I will find a precious thing, for you and I to share

aagghh
--grammar-not-see

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:56 AM (6wpGE)

10 Long commute
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

11
Why am I still awake? Good. Night!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 05:03 AM (n7rxJ)

12 There once was a lady so large
Her beam was wide as a barge
One day, an unsavory goon
Cried out, that's no moon
And died under the return barrage


fin

Posted by: clarence at June 03, 2026 05:07 AM (c1D+3)

13
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 03, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

14 Disclaimer: Poit.

Rejoinder: Narf!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:12 AM (O7YUW)

15 urban dictionary

Poit

A nonsensical exclam[a]tory used in many cartoons, in many situations. ...
Brain: "Poit... What is poit? Do you mind telling me that?"
Pinky: "Well... it's a lot like 'Narf or Zort..."

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:18 AM (6wpGE)

16
https://www.urbandictionary.com

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:19 AM (6wpGE)

17 "Intel says 'something has to give' with memory prices"

Something will give. It has to:
https://isaiprofitable.com/

The link above shows profit and loss of Amazon, Alphabet (Google), Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, OpenAI, Anthropic, xAI, Mistral AI, Cohere AI, Deepseek, and nVidia.

The only profitable company right now in that list is nVidia, and that's because they're making the chips and cards and selling them to the rest. The others? All massively in the red.

Then you've got GitHub Copilot massively increasing the cost of using their services, so much so that developers are talking about leaving the platform in droves. The important thing though is that we've reached the critical moment when the prices are about to reflect what has been spent on the thing, and if it can't provide value commensurate to the price, then...

*POP* goes the bubble.

Faster, please.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:23 AM (O7YUW)

18 11
Why am I still awake? Good. Night!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 05:03 AM (n7rxJ)


Good. Night, indeed!

Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 05:24 AM (Sy6m/)

19 {le sigh}

/sock off

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 05:26 AM (Sy6m/)

20 Greetings and good morning, one and all! It's a pleasant day so far here in the GPROMD, at least my handlers insist that it is.

Today we have a contractor coming over to inspect our roof to see if any work needs to be done. Because having a house means your money is no longer yours.

And I'm plotting with mom to fly me out the week after Father's Day. Mom was pointing out that they don't do much other than go to doctor appointments and the commissary. I pointed out that I'd rather see dad while he's still functional.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:37 AM (RjOoY)

21 Evening and morning, Woden's Day late toilers and early risers!

I'm surprised to see I made the Top Ten Commenters list for the week ending 5/31. I dunno why it's considered to be a badge of shame; I consider it a testimony to how much all of you stimulate my Inner Snarker. (Wasn't there a character on Get Smart called "Snarker"? Or "Shtarker"? Probably that's an insult in Yiddish.)

Anyway! 78 vicious degrees outside, I refuse to look at the heat index, and I need to go work out in it. Howz about you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:39 AM (wzUl9)

22 I am not surprised Amazon loses money. There is no way 120$/yr for Prime covers shipping. Throw in video streaming, rockets and their pharmacy?
El oh fucking el.

Posted by: Accomack at June 03, 2026 05:39 AM (GbONR)

23 I thought this was an interesting story about Sir Edward Shackleton and his trip to Antarctica and the power of music in scripture passage for the devotional . The passage is
1st Samuel 16:15-25:
and is followed by some additional insights:

https://tinyurl.com/3vjbs7x6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:42 AM (lQ+/f)

24 @21/Wolfus: "Howz about you?"

I also need to go to work. Getting ready now while I keep an eye here.

How are the furry thugs doing this morning?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 05:42 AM (O7YUW)

25
I also need to go to work. Getting ready now while I keep an eye here.

How are the furry thugs doing this morning?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026


***
Wandering about. Stirling is posing on the edge of the kitchen counter. Dagny is out, I know she's not locked in a closet because I saw her, but I've no idea where she is right now.

If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move -- and then they will discover a whole new wide world of the indoors.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

26 18
Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 05:24 AM (Sy6m/)

19 {le sigh}
Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 05:26 AM (Sy6m/)

!!!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (6wpGE)

27 And here's a picture by Rembrandt of David playing before Saul related to the devotional passage:

https://tinyurl.com/yf6wzpv6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:48 AM (PFs9e)

28 Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11

The Penis mightier than The Sword.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 05:50 AM (6wpGE)

29 Last night I dreamed of my late cat Arizona, the big red tabby-with-white Coon mix. Actually it was not him, but a successor (that I've never had in real life) who looked very much like him.

I was driving in a city unfamiliar to me, along a two-lane avenue that suddenly came to an end at a mini-park. I followed other people on foot around the park, and found myself in a house with a young married couple. I could read her thoughts: She was tired of her husband and his attempts at wit. Suddenly a roach flew into the house, and Arizona II chased it outside and killed it. I was combing a couple of burrs out of his thick long coat when I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 05:52 AM (wzUl9)

30 And here are some vocal groups from BYU singing, " I will walk with Jesus":

https://tinyurl.com/mr2e7a87

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 05:56 AM (ix8EF)

31 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:57 AM (RjOoY)

32 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 05:59 AM (VyBeY)

33 Old time hymn from 1878-" Breathe on me breath of God":

https://tinyurl.com/yh5r74dk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 06:02 AM (ix8EF)

34 31 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 05:57 AM (RjOoY)

He has put out a very lengthy statement about his wonderfulness.

https://xcancel.com/DylanByers

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:08 AM (6wpGE)

35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

36 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

Hahahahaha. Or a waffle iron.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (6wpGE)

37 Pelley gone? About time.

Posted by: WisRich at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (mMoRd)

38 He has put out a very lengthy statement about his wonderfulness.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 06:12 AM (RjOoY)

39 @25/Wolfus: "If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move"

Oh yes. And you will hear the piteous howling and yowling as the kitties sing you the song of how their people are being disrupted and forced on a long journey away from their familiar sun puddles, food, and napping spots. It's a long song (about 30 to 45 minutes at the beginning of each day you'll be driving) and you'll come to know ALL the verses.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026 06:13 AM (O7YUW)

40 Yesterday at the nursing home Bible study there was a dear woman, P, who was telling me about making pizza with her dad. It was a treasured memory for her from possibly 75 or more years ago .

This is a nice story about a man who recalled making spaghetti sauce with his grandmother:

https://tinyurl.com/8p4ysave

P.S. if the praying types could please pray for P., I would be grateful She is having trouble with her eyes and had to have surgery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 06:15 AM (rZCVI)

41 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.

https://tinyurl.com/4ehnckkv
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:11 AM (glnUu)

=

https://archive.is/q5899

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:16 AM (6wpGE)

42 /Wolfus: "If the house thing happens, they are in for a terrific disruption as we move"

Oh yes. And you will hear the piteous howling and yowling as the kitties sing you the song of how their people are being disrupted and forced on a long journey away from their familiar sun puddles, food, and napping spots. It's a long song (about 30 to 45 minutes at the beginning of each day you'll be driving) and you'll come to know ALL the verses.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2026


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They don't cry much when going to the vet -- but that is an eyeblink compared to relocation. Both are pretty quiet most of the time. The late Marie-Antoinette was a talker, and I expected her to cry during long drives, but she settled right down when we were coming back from CO and adapted as she always did. So who knows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

43 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

1. "Oh no! pause Anyway..."

2. I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax

MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this. When they read Pelley's resignation letter in full, the only thing missing was a can I get an amen soundtrack. It was amusing. And, yes, Rachel Maddow still looks like a weird dude.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (glnUu)

44 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Splap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 06:18 AM (amcLV)

45 MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this.

And they will sputter impotently when you try to get them to point out exactly how Orangemanbad caused him to get fired.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (RjOoY)

46 43 MSLSD interrupted their primary election day coverage for a 30 minute hate session on Donald Trump for causing this. When they read Pelley's resignation letter in full, the only thing missing was a can I get an amen soundtrack. It was amusing. And, yes, Rachel Maddow still looks like a weird dude.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:17 AM (glnUu)

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
5h
So every single high profile Democratic Party operative is coming to the hissy fit defense of firing Scott Pelley and they don't even realize this proves the entire point?

Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (6wpGE)

47 Oh, impotent sputtering is TIGHT!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 03, 2026 06:20 AM (amcLV)

48 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2026 06:21 AM (Hbeqj)

49 35 ASUS announced Snapdragon X2 Elite mini PC. Remarkably they don't look like a buffet line hot plate.


Hahahahaha. Or a waffle iron.
Posted by: m

Or a pizza pan.
https://tinyurl.com/cm9nj93h

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 06:27 AM (glnUu)

50 CBS News has fired “60 Minutes” longtime correspondent Scott Pelley after a tense meeting with new Executive Producer Nick Bilton and editor-in-chief Bari Weiss on June 2.

***

The 22 people who care can't wait for the debut of The Scott Pelley Podcast.

Posted by: Biergood at June 03, 2026 06:28 AM (PwgSL)

51 mornin yall. Is Pelly the one with a head like a thumb?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:34 AM (vFG9F)

52 @46. Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

No. Because they are stupid. They are stupid people.

Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 06:40 AM (4Pn+V)

53 “ No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.”

1 Corinthians 10:13

Posted by: Marcus T at June 03, 2026 06:41 AM (wNud8)

54 52 @46. Not a single one of them is conscious about this?

No. Because they are stupid. They are stupid people.
Posted by: Case at June 03, 2026 06:40 AM (4Pn+V)

There's a lot of great snark like yours in the @redsteeze comments! Like:

Worle’s World
@_evan_worle
4h
Replying to @redsteeze
This is such a great example of how politicos and journo’s think they are above the rules that normal Americans accept.

“I should have total job security after publicly defenestrating my boss” Dear Lord.

I hate these people so much.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:45 AM (6wpGE)

55 moar:

H
@vengeroo
3h
Replying to @redsteeze
You mean the same people who invented the phrase “accidental tattoo” to defend the nazi guy in Maine are bending reality once again? 😱

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 06:46 AM (6wpGE)

56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is L.A.?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

57 Hilton + Bianco = 39%

Becerra + Steyer + Porter + Mahan = 44%

Hilton does have a chance to beat Becerra in November.

Congratulations Steve Hilton the next Governor of California!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:52 AM (RIvkX)

58 51 mornin yall. Is Pelly the one with a head like a thumb?
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:34 AM (vFG9F)


*shifty eyes* Yes. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 03, 2026 06:53 AM (n9eFH)

59 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

60

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (ubYJ0)

61 San Franpsycho

From your lips to inform god's will. This is some good news.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (u82oZ)

62
The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

It's the new Minitel!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2026 06:54 AM (O0L8i)

63 I can't wait for that nice young journalist Scott Pelley tell me what to think tonight!

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 03, 2026 06:57 AM (n9eFH)

64 FenelonSpoke

Sir Edward Shackleton is one of the people who inspire me. His leadership and example resonates today. Thank you for that link.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:57 AM (u82oZ)

65 So, my new Congressman (I live in an almost entirely Demofascist district, so November is a formality) is the poorly-reviewed plastic surgeon from Hamas. Day drinking to commence soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (sQEtk)

66 "Fans Boo, Walk Out on Black Crowes Mid-Concert After Singer Chris Robinson Mocks Florida Crowd’s ‘USA’ Chant"

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (vFG9F)

67 If Lesley Stahl could remember who Scott Pelley is, she'd be so upset about this.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 06:58 AM (0e5Te)

68 Hillary Clinton

Still not President.

And what are you doing to poor Bill. He looks very bad. Is he dying to get away from you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

69 Some demented old man stood up at Jill Biden's book release interview and asked who she loved the most and she said "Whoopie".

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2026 07:00 AM (vFG9F)

70 Thank goodness. The foreign Maoist who self-financed his own campaign for Congress lost. Also, the CCP shill endorsed by Pelosi and funded by SEIU lost.

The pedo Marxist won.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

71 58, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 03, 2026 07:01 AM (VyBeY)

72 Becerra versus Hilton, and also Bass versus Pratt.

Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:01 AM (sQEtk)

73 Of course Bill looks bad. Syphilis and herpes don't kill as quickly as AIDS, but they don't give up easy.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 07:02 AM (0e5Te)

74 The firing of Scott Pelley was his hearts desire.

Huzzah!

It shows me there are still lines that can not be crossed and stay employed, even in a leftist bastion like CBS.

It is a good start.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

75 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 03, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

77 Scott Pelley was "terminated for cause.."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (qFwJc)

78 Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

I will admit to being shocked if Pratt wins.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (RjOoY)

79 @72

>> it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.

Nah, Hilton and Pratt have no shot.

With the races down to two candidates, all of the scattered donk votes go to a single candidate.

I expect baccera to win in a rout and bass to win in something less than a rout.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (XV/Pl)

80 Huck Follywood

More good news.

We may pull out of this power dive yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (u82oZ)

81 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering"

The management has ignored our request for a birdbath and concession stand. We will be taking this up with the Crow Council.

Posted by: the crows at June 03, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

82 Thune is leaking that he has "had it" with Trump. No one is surprised, since uniparty Senators love that he's lame duck.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:10 AM (nRxIx)

83 Scott Pelley accused the bosses of "murdering" 60 Minutes. We at Canadian MAID object to calling the mercy killing of old, decrepit, but still objecting people as "murder."

Posted by: Canadian MAID at June 03, 2026 07:10 AM (0e5Te)

84 My first (and only) thought on reading Pelley’s statement was “what a whiny, self entitled, little bitch.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:12 AM (QDJ2U)

85
M, Accidental Tattoo would be a great band name.

Posted by: Auspex at June 03, 2026 07:12 AM (Y8DZL)

86 Make sure to pick up Shackleton's memoir,
"The Importance of Being Ernest."

Edward was his son, and explored Borneo -- without a banjo.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2026 07:13 AM (zdLoL)

87 Assuming California doesn't BS their way out of this, it looks as if Republicans are not entirely dead in California politics.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Now that the primaries are over all the Democrat vote that was scattered among the countless number of primairy candidates is going to coalesce behind the Democrat nominee. The Republican primary candidates ran about even with the leading Democrat primary candidates; that probably represents their high watermark, while the Democrat candidate has another 30% or more coming from these other primary candidates. It is possible the Republican can win but more likely than not it's going to be a wipeout. And so goes the Communist state of California.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 07:16 AM (glnUu)

88 56 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning? Is L.A.?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

As for the L.A. question: "Who cares?"
--Karen Bass

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:17 AM (6wpGE)

89 And so goes the Communist state of California.

Shame my folks retired there. Hopefully they get through the rest of life without the bad shit happening to them that's going to happen in that state.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 03, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY)

90 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant. (Politico)

How ... qwant of them.

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (6wpGE)

91 Dawn greetings.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (ZxPkt)

92 Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.

That is the pattern in the past. Can that path be broken? We shall find out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

93
76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

Glad to see that. The lower court ruling was a direct slap at the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Louisiana case. I think the lower court justices have a lot in common with Scott Pelley “you can’t tell me what to do!!’”

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (QDJ2U)

94 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

How qwant, um quaint...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (l3cgK)

95 m

Well Google is evil, and their search engine is crap on a screen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

96 95 m

Well Google is evil, and their search engine is crap on a screen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

If Google had been Euroweenapeenin, the EU would have continued to use it. The EU is evil too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK)

97 >>Now that the primaries are over all the Democrat vote that was scattered among the countless number of primairy candidates is going to coalesce behind the Democrat nominee.

They aren't over yet. Mail in ballots are still being counted.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2026 07:22 AM (viF8m)

98 I saw quite a few daisies on my walk today ( They seem like such a cheerful flower to me - to anthropomorphize flowers ) and I also saw and smelled some honeysuckle. Lovely

Have a good day everyone and know that you are a blessing to others .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2026 07:24 AM (Nx5jP)

99 jim (in Kalifornia)

We totally agree.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (6wpGE)

101 m

Ya got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

103
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

104 J.J. arrived on runway 101.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

105 Cleveland baseball team beat the Spankees, so not all is wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:26 AM (CSa7p)

106 That is the pattern in the past. Can that path be broken? We shall find out. Posted by: NaCly Dog

It is fair to say there is something more than a flicker of opposition to the absolute Democratic control of California for the first time in years. I don't think it's strong enough to overcome the last 20 years of one-party rule. Karen Bass got something like close to 40% of the Democrat primary vote after being directly responsible for the palisade fire and the collapse of livability in Los Angeles. Her communist opponent, ramen AKA noodles, got 25% or so. With a track record a failure like that and they're still yanking down 60% to 70% of the votes well that's a tough thing for Pratt to overcome. Factor in all the people that would vote Republican that have left the state it's even worse. Hope I'm wrong but I don't see it. At least not yet.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (glnUu)

107 90 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant. (Politico)

How ... qwant of them.
Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:18 AM (6wpGE)

94 The European Parliament has ditched Google Search for French competitor Qwant.

How qwant, um quaint...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:19 AM (l3cgK)

; )

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (6wpGE)

108 102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

Baby Shark...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

109 108 102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

Baby Shark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

MEAN!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:29 AM (6wpGE)

110 "83 Scott Pelley accused the bosses of "murdering" 60 Minutes."

++++

*ahem*

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (2Ez/1)

111
I'm happy to see that even long time veterans who are holy names in journalism are being given notice that they are replaceable.
Posted by: NR Pax


You misspelled "wholly". To those of us not in urinalism, he's just another yap-flapping know-nothing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 03, 2026 07:32 AM (ixS3i)

112
Dominique.

Posted by: Singing Nun at June 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

113 To assume the people of California have "had enough" is to assume they don't like 3rd World Communism.
Republicans will lose gov and LA mayor by double digits in the fall. Maybe triple digits by the time all the votes are counted in 2027.

Posted by: Wally at June 03, 2026 07:34 AM (0e5Te)

114 109 108 102 "Green Acres" earworm.
Help me.

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

Baby Shark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

MEAN!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 07:29 AM (6wpGE)

Proper HQ vocabulary term is "Cruel"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK)

115 Cleveland baseball's Australian rookie star (Travis Bazanna) drove in a lot of the runs last night, so yay! Australian baseball.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:40 AM (1ZMia)

116 From the tech thread:

76 SCOTUS overruled lower court rulings and said "yes" to the Alabama redistricting map.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2026 07:06 AM (nRxIx)

Glad to see that. The lower court ruling was a direct slap at the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Louisiana case. I think the lower court justices have a lot in common with Scott Pelley “you can’t tell me what to do!!’”

Sotomayer wrote a hysterical dissent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 07:59 AM (QDJ2U)

117 >>Windows has a fever and the only cure is more Linux.

>>>>Microsoft has built both a command-line interface and API for WSL containers, allowing developers to also run Linux containers inside native Windows apps.

Wow! Sounds like the worst of both worlds.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 03, 2026 08:09 AM (dK+Kv)

118 >Microsoft is planning to fix problems with Windows by embedding more Linux into its operating system

None of these changes "fix problems with Windows". They make it easier to run Linux containers in Windows, but Linux containers only exist because people keep insisting on writing serious software in scripting languages that have to call system libraries. Windows doesn't have containers because it doesn't need them; I had a Windows 3.1 desktop app running on my Windows 10 system. Even my Windows 11 systems can run XP-era apps.

Containers are literally "if it only runs on your machine, then we'll ship your machine". They are the worst possible solution to a problem that only exists because Linux distros are universally dumpster fires.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 03, 2026 10:40 AM (LgYtf)

119 I went with the following advice as soon as I got my new Windows gaming laptop:

1. Interrupt the initial boot process
2. install Fedora (in my case, KDE Desktop)
3. do not look back

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 03, 2026 03:42 PM (nY0m2)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - June 2, 2026 [Doof]

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From Earthglory

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Not the best use of heavy machinery

Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator

doof-excavator-house.jpg

A Pennsylvania man was so outraged by his wife's divorce filing that he got into an excavator and started tearing their house down with his spouse and two daughters still in it.

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When 48-year-old Eric Pierwsza’s wife told him that their marriage was over and she had filed for divorce, she didn’t exactly expect a positive reaction, but she also didn’t expect him to literally bring down the house! However, after a night of drinking, the man did just that, using a construction excavator to partially demolish his own property.

Divorces can get messy, but you don’t often hear about people destroying their own houses just because their marriage fell apart. However, one marital dispute in Butler County, Pennsylvania, got so out of hand that the husband used an excavator to partially demolish his own house after hearing that his wife wanted to divorce him.

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MoMe location?

This Modern Fortress in the Middle of a Russian Field Is the Perfect Zombie Apocalypse Camp

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A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse.

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On this date in TV history, one of the all time greatest shows premiered

Any fans out there?

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Important question


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DJ Doof - Monthly Trivia Event Tie-in Edition

These songs are featured in my monthly classic rock trivia event tomorrow night.





Here is the final question for my event tomorrow. Think you can answer it correctly?

Category: The Man Behind the Microphone

This British singer, songwriter, and keyboardist from Sheffield has one of the most remarkable careers in classic rock history — not because of his own fame, but because of whose band he was in at any given moment.

He fronted a band in the mid-1970s and wrote and sang their only major hit, which reached #3 on the US charts. He then joined a well-known British new wave band, singing lead on their most beloved song. He later became the voice of a side project formed by a Genesis guitarist, singing the group’s biggest hit which reached #1 in the US in 1989. He also co-wrote a song recorded by the Eagles on their 2007 comeback album.

Despite lending his voice to some of the most recognizable songs of three decades, most fans couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.

Name this man.


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1 1

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)

2 Marvelous, simply marvelous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (NgPv+)

3 first. Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (g14+z)

4 Something's gotta give.

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 10:05 PM (kU8xu)

5 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (w3u3d)

6 Sorry I'm late, I was getting my disco ball re-calibrated.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (/ly7b)

7 Fat Man on Otto Pilot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (kpS4V)

8 Butler County, Pennsylvania, got so out of hand that the husband used an excavator to partially demolish his own house after hearing that his wife wanted to divorce him.
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Butler?

Anyway, she wanted the house. She got it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:08 PM (NgPv+)

9 Not sure you should post selfies DOOF!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)

10 Nick Shirley on Gutfeld

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (Cqx++)

11 A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse

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It's not a proper castle without ravelins.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (u/oMr)

12 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)

13 I was following those shower guidelines when it was very adamantly suggested that I remove myself from the YMCA.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (/ly7b)

14 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)

15 Thanks for another great ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)

16 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (6D7dZ)

17 Not sure you should post selfies DOOF!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (v9dxg)


OK, I laughed out loud!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

18 My favorite Aerosmith album is Toys in the Attic. Lightning in a bottle. My favorite songs are "Uncle Salty" and "No More No More."

But, damn, what a great album. I reckon there is a nostalgia factor involved. Played it a lot on our vacation trip down south when I was a kid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

19 Thanks for the ONT.

Beautiful photo up top, doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

20 Looks as if that Volgograd fortress was built south again from where it is it would be on higher ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (NgPv+)

21 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

22 12 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.

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I'm just impressed that there's an equipment rental lot that will rent an excavator to a guy who's rip-roaring drunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)

23 Mike Rutherford?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (gpQ8/)

24 Top pic: The hills are alive/With the sound of Doofness (La La La La)…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

25 Drinking and excavators - not a good combo. The guy is going to be even worse off.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (g14+z)

Even worse if she wanted a divorce because she was cheating.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

26 are you showering correctly?

I am SO glad I have a handheld sprayer in the shower....

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (kU0PQ)

27 Paul Carrack

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)

28 18 My favorite Aerosmith album is Toys in the Attic. Lightning in a bottle. My favorite songs are "Uncle Salty" and "No More No More."

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Adams Apple is the most perfect rock song ever written.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (u/oMr)

29 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (4Pn+V)

30 Enraged by Divorce Filing, Man Tears Down Family Home with an Excavator

He was only destroying HIS half of the house.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kU0PQ)

31 Willowed:

'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things.

Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (wzUl9)

32 Here is the final question for my event tomorrow. Think you can answer it correctly?

Bay City Rollers? That's all I got.

Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (y171U)

33 Just finished watching "Seven Days in May" for the first time. Great flick. I picture Rod Serling tapping out the script with a smoldering ziggurat of Chesterfields piling up on his desk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

34 14 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!
Posted by: TRex - excavator dino at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (qSk0U)

15 Thanks for another great ONT, Doof!
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (Jr+re)


Howdy X2!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (QMAsf)

35 What's a shower?

Posted by: Frenchman at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)

36 A bizarre medieval-style fortress built in the middle of a meadow in Russia's Volgograd Region is the perfect place to survive the zombie apocalypse.

But it doesn't have the star shape that allows for catching zombies in a cross-fire from any side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

37 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?
Posted by: Case

The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)

38 Top pic- the Maroon Bells

nobody goes there anymore- it's too crowded

seriously- human beings have to take turns riding buses to and from, just to stand there and take that picture

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

39 All my years in Colorado I never saw the Maroon Bells. Why? fucking Aspen. Can't just drive up and see them.

Fuck Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

40 Nope

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (gpQ8/)

41 Top pic: The hills are alive/With the sound of Doofness (La La La La)…
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)


Solid effort. Almost as good as Miklos signing "Doof of Earl" almost nightly.

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

42 I'm just impressed that there's an equipment rental lot that will rent an excavator to a guy who's rip-roaring drunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)

Maybe he's a contractor. He knew how to drive and work it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

43 37 What's the big deal, doesn't everybody shower like that?
Posted by: Case

The only time you'd find me on my back in the shower with my legs over my head would be due to a terrible fall.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (6D7dZ)

My back would be broken...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

44 OK, I laughed out loud!
Posted by: Doof

Probably scared everyone in the house too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (v9dxg)

45 While not first, I deserve a participation trophy for taking 5yr old granddaughter to tumbling; dealing with a possibly sick 7yr old boy less than a month post op from an appy with a headache; and fretting over the 9mo old that is sick. It had better be viral or I will sue everyone in the hospital and pediatrician who saw her today if she gets worse. I feel so bad for our sweet girl.

If it is viral their Da is in Australia and an entire day's flight away. They have now gotten sick twice in six weeks the minute he is in the air. So we step in and then I get sick and the circle will go unbroken until it is.

May, one of my favorite months of the year, is a total blur. Surely things will change soon. It will. Begorrah.

There. I feel better now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (WONhk)

46 Some Moron recently suggested that the Obama Presidential monolith recalled the Who's Next album cover. Was that you?

Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again

https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix

Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)

47 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)

48 One thing trophy husband does not worry about
drowning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (NgPv+)

49 I notice the plural "groins" in that shower guide. Did Corey Booker write it?

Is he in the shower with you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (kpS4V)

50 46 Some Moron recently suggested that the Obama Presidential monolith recalled the Who's Next album cover. Was that you?

Appropriate Use
Won't get fooled again

https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix

Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee at June 02, 2026 10:15 PM (kU8xu)

Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

51 Test.

Please ignore, but the trivia answer is Paul Carrack.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 02, 2026 10:16 PM (/ly7b)

52 Vegas and Carolina tied 3-3 after two

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

53 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:17 PM (bfy6w)

54
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (n7rxJ)

55 The coaches on the high school track team taught us all to shower like that.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (4Pn+V)

56 Well Ace called it, right here!

Scott Pelley was terminated from CBS News tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)

57 I have been showering wrong my entire life of showers. Not changing routine.

I do feel like we've been tied to The Whipping Post today and for a month of horrors I haven't even mentioned.

I may have a reason to live now.

Very fitting. Thanks, doof.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (WONhk)

58 Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at June 02, 2026 10:19 PM (oq9dX)

59 are you showering correctly?

Um…

This is after dropping the soap?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)

60
Nick Shirley on Gutfeld
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Lawrence O'Donnell on Rachel Maddow.

I'm rolling in slop tonight just for fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (n7rxJ)

61 QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump

https://t.ly/Lz8C6

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (6D7dZ)

62 A crow whisperer, such as Ace, is one thing.

Those penguin whisperers, however…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

63 Ah. Dodged the sockpuppeteers list this week. Thank you, Mr Starlink for the variable IP.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whew at June 02, 2026 10:23 PM (kU8xu)

64 OK, "fortress" critiques....

WAY too many gates for a zombie apocalypse. Way too many gates even for a good fortress.

Is that supposed to be an electrified fence around the place? Looks flimsy. I guess it might slow down the first wave of zombies, but the rest of them will just walk right over all their friends.

No overhangs on any of those walls or corner towers. You need something to pour down the boiling oil/gasoline/whatever.

Also, on the one side it really should be right up against the water. The zombies then have to climb the bank AND the wall. (The water itself won't stop zombies. It might stop Nazgul, though, if it moves fast enough.)

I'd buy it, though. If it weren't in Russia. A good sized keep would fit inside that very nicely.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)

65 45 CBtG

That IS rough! Yikes.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)

66 The Wire was/is a documentary. A great one!

Mike and The Mechanics was that side project. Cannot remember that singers name. He had an amazing voice.

youtu.be/5hr64MxYpgk

Paul Carrick?

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (bfy6w)

67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (edUvp)

68 59 are you showering correctly?

Um…

This is after dropping the soap?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I just use a washcloth at June 02, 2026 10:20 PM (kU8xu)

Punchline: "Oh, then you're not gonna like Thursdays..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)

69 Shower diagram

don't try that at the Y

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)

70 I assume that position, I mean I would expect that this particular position is for males only. Women doing that are going to get bad UTI.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (gKWVE)

71 Paul Carrack
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 10:12 PM (NFX2v)


Correct. Wonder how you would do with the other 25 questions.

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)

72 69 Shower diagram

don't try that at the Y

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)

I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

73 That guy with the fortress is missing the one thing that could make it epic - he needs to use a lot of chalk and charcoal to mark out a great big eye in the middle of the triangle, one you could see from space. Now THAT would be something!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:27 PM (edUvp)

74 48 One thing trophy husband does not worry about
drowning.

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Soon

Posted by: A Great White Shark at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

75 Dude in the shower is truly a horse's ass.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 10:28 PM (R86kT)

76 https://bit.ly/appropriate-use

A mindful webworks illustration remix
Posted by: mindful webworker - whopee
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Ofaux the Lightbringer can't even come up with an original design for his - is it really a library?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:29 PM (NgPv+)

77
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Is Andy Rooney still there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

78 are you showering correctly?

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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (u/oMr)

79 I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

La dee da ! Friggin' one percenters.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

80 62 A crow whisperer, such as Ace, is one thing.

Those penguin whisperers, however…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

Otters are an anal bunch...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)

81 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Only his eyebrows.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 10:31 PM (WNOcj)

82 77
I haven't watched 60 Minutes in so long that I wouldn't have know who Scott Pelley was unless he'd gotten fired.
Congratulations, Scott Pelley!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Is Andy Rooney still there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

He still votes DEM.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

83 I surrendered to the Sun and global warming. The air conditioning is on full blast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (NgPv+)

84 Why in the world would anyone lie down in a shower? Good grief, the germs…

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

85 Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.

I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)

86 I KNOW I can answer that question correctly. AND, I also know that said artist was in a band called.... "ACE" in the 1970's.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

87 The sickest I’ve ever been in my adult life was when I did 12 weeks in pediatrics.

Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.

Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cjIOW)

88 are you showering correctly?
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For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero


Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

89 46

I always figured the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock would be the ideal place to organize and run a narcotics distribution ring.

NOBODY goes there! Undercover lawmen would be instantly identifiable just by their mere presence.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (RCjYY)

90 87 Nurse, LOL.

Yeah, they are little plague bacilli.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

91 It's 6 AM in Tehran. No fight tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (NgPv+)

92 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched


They develop immune systems eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

93 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
-
IKR

Posted by: Alanah Pearce, author for the new Goddess of War at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (vSvIl)

94 85 Oooh...my anti-malware/virus/firewall just said it was a dangerous link...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeah, I have never sprung for the $$ to get the S on HTTP. There's nothing dangerous at mindfulwebworks.com except the potential psychic damage from the content itself.

I get the warning on my cell, but there's a link to punch through anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - look out! it's mindless at June 02, 2026 10:33 PM (kU8xu)

The funny thing is, even though I click "Go Anyway", it still blocks me...like I can't control it.


Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"

Me: "..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)

95 4-4. NOTHING better than playoff hockey!

Posted by: Doof at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

96 92 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.
Posted by: nurse ratched

They develop immune systems eventually.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

_______________________

I didn't mind that as much as all the inadvertant suicide attempts.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)

97 Bad news: geezer golf today sucked. And not in a good way.
Good news, my team still came in second bb

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

98 65 45 CBtG

That IS rough! Yikes.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:24 PM (RCjYY)
**************
DIL has a remote job of importance doing something in leadership with a DC company. And juggling all this. She's who I feel bad for... and she's unflappable like our Teresa. Calm, soft spoken, and lovely.

Today was their anniversary and I texted our son she deserves jewels and a spa day as he does whatever in Sydney. It is a big business bash trip and he'd better be thankful he married a sweetheart and good mother.

I'd be calling him home if one more kid got sick (and she did last month but he was in DC and came home in time for our boy's appendectomy which was not the virus ripping through the rest of us).We are a very calm family.

Last month we had major plumbing damage and I barely batted an eyelash when my husband told me in the midst of my imaginary cholera. Might as well burn the house down. The guys are working quickly in the basement to restore parts of walls yesterday and tomorrow and will paint as well (which is a surprise because I thought we would).

This was an added special treat for hell month, the plumbing issue.

So I figure we are due now for some good times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

100 That letter to Pelley is a classic

cruel but fair
what little I have seen of Pelley, clips online and such, he came across as a nasty little prick

go start a podcast, fuckstick

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (ZxPkt)

101 4-4 middle of the 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)

102 Zombie Fortress!

Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)

103 After a few days with my granddaughter I got so sick coughing and sneezing for ten days that I got a hernia.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

104 Why in the world would anyone lie down in a shower? Good grief, the germs…
Posted by: Bulg

I'm not saying we stopped up the drains in the women's dorm showers and everyone got soaped up and ran, slid and slide all over the place a few times.

But I'm not saying we didn't either.

Seems like a dream nowadays.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (6D7dZ)

105 >A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
----

ATTICA
ATTICA

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)

106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

107 Good evening morons И спасибо Дуф

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)

108 All Hail Doof, King of Doofland and Ruler of Doof Keep!

Thank you for the ONT.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

109 Love that Tied to the Whipping Post

Everyone has one time or soon enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

110 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons
......

Well he's not going escape on a high speed train.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (oq9dX)

111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I blame participation trophies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)

112 Name this man: Paul Carrack.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (CHHv1)

113 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.
Posted by: four seasons


Shoot the hostages. —Jack Traven

Posted by: mindful webworker - ex speed iancy at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (kU8xu)

114 Mike & the Mechanics!
Mike Rutherford, perhaps.
Had no idea about the Eagles thing though. He most likely brought class to those chart-chasing, top 40 wannabes…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:44 PM (HZfH/)

115 Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! It's Dangerous! Go if you want to!"

Me: "Okay, lets go...Really, Let me go!"

Malware Checker: "I've blocked it! Are you F**king Retarded?"

Me: "..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)

This too, is the story of every good doer Lefty in existence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (mP0Kj)

116 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

Everyone has a short fuse nowadays.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

117 Paul Carrack?

Posted by: Happy at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (DwQxJ)

118 111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

E Gads. What's wrong with people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I blame participation trophies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (cjIOW)

Maybe he couldn't afford his lopadicktomy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)

119 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

120 my husband told me ...Might as well burn the house down.
...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
---

Obligatory:

youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (NgPv+)

121 I use to call my kids "my little Petri dishes" when they were younger.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (VCgbV)

122 109 Love that Tied to the Whipping Post

Everyone has one time or soon enough.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

In 1980 there was a Bar right outside Ft. Gordon GA, named... the Whippin Post...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (mP0Kj)

123 119 Is Andy Rooney still there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)

Yes. In a jar, on a shelf.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

But not on Ace's shelves...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (l3cgK)

124 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

-------

Does the bomb say ACME on it anywhere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

125 are you showering correctly?
----------
For when you need your balls to be at their very cleanest.
Posted by: Cicero

Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)

126 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank.

Chase needs to hire someone like that woman motel clerk in 'No Country for Old Men' that is talking smack to Anton Chigurh to deal with bomb boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (6D7dZ)

127 > I use to call my kids "my little Petri dishes" when they were younger.
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Dad called me Dammit

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

128 118 111 106 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
________________________

Money, oh yeah, it's all there in the safe...go ahead and load up...I'll watch the door for you...(wink wink)

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (dIske)

129 98 CBtG

You are OVERdue.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (RCjYY)

130 87 The sickest I’ve ever been in my adult life was when I did 12 weeks in pediatrics.

Viruses, fevers, earaches, vomiting, diarrhea, oozing eyes, rashes, thrush, coughing, you name it.

Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 10:35 PM (cj
************
Agree. But I risk it all for my sweet and beautiful grands. A suicide mission for me. Risky bidness.

I refused to go to peds as a nursery RN because I'd always get sick if they tried to pull me. I told them oh, hell, no.

But when they are yours you do whatever. This all started last month when the baby harfed on me. As I typically don't get GI stuff I wasn't fazed. I got the virus but didn't shoot the deputy (a take on Eric Clapton's song. Starting to hallucinate).

https://tinyurl.com/3r82uf4u

Now I should be writing my last will, I suppose. Give the baby the emeralds as her birthstone is peridot. Other girlie gets the sapphires for her blue eyes (March bday or amethyst...I do have one pair of amethyst earrings).

If something should render me worse there's my will up there.

It will be better soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (WONhk)

131 102 Zombie Fortress!

Owner installed a vodka dispenser in the outer lobby. Courage juice ain't free!
Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (L2zfd)

Horrible design though... once they reach the walls, there is no flanking fire so they can use those walls as cover themselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)

132 Paul Carrick?
Well, shit.
How long has this been going on?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (HZfH/)

133 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black

It wasn't until I left home at 18 that I figured out my first name wasn't "Stunad!".

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (6D7dZ)

134 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

---------

He tried to get there on the bullet train but then he found out there wasn't one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (u/oMr)

135 if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 10:49 PM (gKWVE)

136 99
A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

That Platner is a busy guy.

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XTURA)

137 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

Chase, you say? Anyone interested in getting him out? Nah, didn't think so.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (kU0PQ)

138 I recall that the Hahavishnu Orchestra had a tune,'Tied to a Harley Davidson'.
------
Too soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 10:50 PM (XeU6L)

139 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.

5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)

140 Scott Pelley was terminated from CBS News tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 10:18 PM (edUvp)
=====
Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

141 Yeah. Those shower instructions.
Probably not.

Hi DOOF!
Good evening all! 🙃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (uTEOj)

142 5-4 Vegas
< 4 min

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:54 PM (ZxPkt)

143 Bill Cosby.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 10:55 PM (4Pn+V)

144 My rhubarb is putting out giant leaves and stems, so yesterday I canned rhubarb, and I labeled the jars today.
I am hoping for another couple of batches until it gets hot enough to stop making decent stems.

(do not eat rhubarb leaves, they are not good for you)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)

145 Who' in Net for the Canes? Stevie Wonder or Blind Lemon Jefferson?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (RCjYY)

146 Sickest I've been...
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)

147 How do you know when your sister is *really* angry?

She uses your first name and your brother's middle name.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (qx7Zg)

148 BTW Doof...nice on the Allmans...I didn't think you were aware of these really GOOD bands😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (uTEOj)

149 many of my jokes are stolen property

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)

150 Close friend turned me onto "The Wire" a couple of years ago. I don't have time to watch shows but the few I watched with him were fantastic. I catch clips of "Suits" (with Princess Markle), "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", and a couple other shows and there is some good stuff out there these days. There is some great writing.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)

151 empty net

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)

152 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (77rzZ)

153 A guy who says he has a bomb strapped to his chest is holed up in a Bakersfield Chase bank. He has hostages.

Tommy Callahan?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (HZfH/)

154 Bakersfield has all the charm of Fresno with the all the sophistication of Modesto.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

155 103 After a few days with my granddaughter I got so sick coughing and sneezing for ten days that I got a hernia.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)
**************

Encouraging. Probably next on the menu along with black plague or a tick disease from the Congo of Mississippi.

We got home Wed night and I was half dead, pushing through the near cholera to visit my 95yr old mother. The first text as we got to NOLA airport was that the power was off on the farms (generator power only for fridge and lights). I told my brother: find us a hotel. He did and it was really grand with a rolling river for the kids. And AC. I am no pioneer woman with the dregs of cholera. It was restored in 2 days and we rolled with it, all ten of us gypsies from the West and FL. I was the closest to death I've been in awhile, I think. Keep calm and carry on.

On the bright side I don't live in the UK.

My husband and I rarely argue about anything. Today was so special he got ornery with me in the car with the tumbling grandgirl and sickish grandson. I glared at him from the backseat. The green lasers of doom. A few minutes passed and he apologized.

Things will get better, dammit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)

156 Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard


Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?

Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)

157 146 Sickest I've been...
A year and a half ago when I was in the hospital with a fistula of abcessed large and small intestine. Almost killed me. If they hadn't had me all wired up because I was tachycardic, they wouldn't have come in when my O2 sat dropped below 70%...the few times it did while I was sleeping before they made me wear the O2 line when sleeping.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:56 PM (l3cgK)

Wow.

I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

158 Vegas wins Game One

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

159 "empty net"

Is there any noticeable difference?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:02 PM (RCjYY)

160 Wow.

I hereby erase all my whines. Hope you are much, much better. Blows potential viral kisses at you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

Yes, better. Brown-bagged for a year before they reconnected the rest of the piping. Still have some residual issues, and I need to stop eating so much salt! My feet have been swelling up like bullfrogs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (l3cgK)

161 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.


Hey, wait a minute. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)

162 39 All my years in Colorado I never saw the Maroon Bells. Why? fucking Aspen. Can't just drive up and see them.

Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)

My family was one of the 1st 15 in Aspen, and ranched and guided around the area for ages. Aspen's still a beautiful place, but it's also now a toxic waste dump of some of the worst humans on the planet. Makes me ill just thinking about setting foot in the town, the ski areas, or the US Forest.

Nowadays you have to have reservations just to get in to see Maroon Bells.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (JcF+m)

163 Angels, Royals, Rockies and Giants. All sharing 23-38.
Makes a fan wish they were in the arena for the Hunger Games instead.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

164 139 Dad called me Dammit
Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

"No, dad, HE's Damnit, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Worst whoopin' I ever got.

5 quatloos to the person who can name that comedian.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:52 PM (kU0PQ)


Bill Cosby!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (SRRAx)

165 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat: a take on Eric Clapton's song.

Bob Marley originally. I swear it was in self-defense.
https://youtu.be/oe2hdbft5-U

Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (kU8xu)

166 Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
***************************
Agree.

Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)

167 Horrible design though... once they reach the walls, there is no flanking fire so they can use those walls as cover themselves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 10:48 PM (mP0Kj)

And the vodka is free!

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (L2zfd)

168 For whatever reason I almost never get viruses, cold, flu, etc. I did get the 'rona, but, aside from a low grade fever for a day or two, and fatigue, it was not a big deal.

I did get a bad cold once, about ten years ago, right in time for a vacation to Yellowstone. It sucked, but I was not gonna give up. I even got laryngitis. The missus joked that it was nice to not have to hear me talk; but then she said, I wish you could talk. Apparently, my random monologues are soothing, or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)

169 My husband and I rarely argue about anything.
=====

Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

170 Model XA 1942, opposed cylinder, Harley Davidson motorcycles.

youtube.com/watch?v=BypmwMEx3bs

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (NgPv+)

171 161 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.

Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)

Hah!

Wife snored, but I was worse. My snoring woke me up at least once, and many times the snoring is incorporated into my dreams...
Oh, I also have moderate Sleep Apnea...was diagnosed after my hospital stay 1 1/2 years ago...machine? What machine?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

172 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

I crabbed to my wife once that she snores. She told me no one else mentioned it.


Hey, wait a minute. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 11:03 PM (6D7dZ)


It never bothered me

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (2WIwB)

173 166 Looks like a page from the "how to use the anti-radiation shower" manual, from a Fallout x Leisure Suit Larry crossover game.
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

LOL. Potential thread winner.
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 10:46 PM (kU0PQ)
***************************
Agree.

Where did doof find this I wonder. HomosRUs?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (WONhk)

No, that comes with the Gloryhole shower wall attachment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (l3cgK)

174 I like the top pic from a geological standpoint. You can see the layers of rock that were shoved up in making the mountain.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not surprised it's the Rockies at June 02, 2026 11:07 PM (Wt5PA)

175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

176 @152. Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

At least they aren't talking.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (4Pn+V)

177 169 My husband and I rarely argue about anything.
=====

Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)

178 86 I KNOW I can answer that question correctly. AND, I also know that said artist was in a band called.... "ACE" in the 1970's.
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

Yup. He was lead vocalist on their big hit song from 1974..."How Long (Has This Been Going On)".

Posted by: Joemarine at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (y171U)

179 Obligatory:
youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
Posted by: Braenyard

Isn't that obligatory for every CBD First World Problems post?
Posted by: mindful webworker - nuke it from orbit at June 02, 2026 10:59 PM (kU8xu)

Who had the snake scare this weekend? It might be an option for her as well.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

180 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

I believe so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)

181 Paul Carrack - Ace/How Long, Squeeze/Tempted

Posted by: Kel Varnson at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (kXx/t)

182 180 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

I believe so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:09 PM (l3cgK)

But not the boxes in Teslas....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (qx7Zg)

183 Texas v Texas Tech SOftball Manana

Hook em Horns

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

184 You can see the layers of rock that were shoved up in making the mountain.

Yes, that is very cool. But the barren mountains near Vegas…you can see this too, but they come from different directions. Can’t figure…

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (HZfH/)

185 175 Have the voting locations closed in California?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (5rh/l)

The polls will close when they have secure the proper votes.

See Harris county 2022.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

186 LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
====
'That wasn't the first thing I typed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

187 176 LOL

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (77rzZ)

188 dp.electionresults.sos.ca.gov/
returns/governor

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (l3cgK)

189 Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)

190 Polls closed here 12 minutes ago

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

191 189 Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yeah. I've lived here for 50 years. I so loved it! Now I feel like I'm too old to move...whatsa girl to do?
😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:11 PM (uTEOj)

Build a Zombie fortress?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)

192 Who had the snake scare this weekend? It might be an option for her as well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Me, but it wasn't really a scare. I was more worried about the snake.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (VCgbV)

193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

194 So, this is way OT for the news of the day, but I am excited.

Mom's 80th birthday is this year in October. I was trying to think of a fitting gift and then I remembered something.

Before I was born, Mom and Dad exchanged cassette letters with Grandma and Grandpa in El Paso. The ones I have are all from Grandma and Grandpa. They are all dated from 1970. The tapes themselves seem to be in decent condition considering they are 5 years older than I am. I listened to them WAY back, maybe 11 or 12.

The content is mostly just daily stuff from what I recall. Grandpa talking about the civil service (he was retired from the Army at the time.) Grandma talking about books and movies. My aunt is on there too as I think it would be 11 or 12 year old.

I am going to try to get them restored and digitized. Does anyone have any recommendations for a reputable place that can not only convert them, but be able to repair/restore them? There are a lot of places online, but I do not want to send them to just any yahoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

195 I find it interesting that a stand of tree about 1320 feet below the exact same stand of trees on the south rim of the grand canyon are exactly the same.
And that rim dropped about 13,000 years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)

196 98.....she's unflappable like our Teresa.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)


Boy, I have some of you people fooled 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (SRRAx)

197 193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

Chicago Transit was only slightly better band.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)

198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

199 LOL at the last pic - trophy husband.

Hits close to home.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (wVcYX)

200 191 Build a Zombie fortress?

Already on it😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (uTEOj)

201 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg
......

Because they never fart.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

202 Wife and I in a hotel room the other day:

Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.

Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: ----

I kinda like this broad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)

203 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

mmm mmmm mmmmm

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:17 PM (/+uur)

204 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

Marlin Perkins: Here we see CBD in his natural habitat, with his banhammer. Jim is going to get a little closer, to observe how the banhammer works on NJ Transit, when properly wielded.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)

205 Speaking as a husband, Yes, Dear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

LOL...them's fighting words if you use the wrong tone...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)
*******************
When he gets the green lasers of doom he surrenders without a fight. Because he knows, oh, he knows what will happen once our grandchildren go home. Smart man I married.

We seriously have a great time normally for almost 50yrs since we met. Once I got past a couple of PMS hissy fits in the distant past it's been smooth sailing.

I was feeling pretty ornery at the time as well with our beloved grands we did not expect for take out dinner and headache whines. But never let them see you sweat or that anything is wrong.

Girlie requested "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner and we sang to this instead of a war of the grandparents on Special Virus Week.

I could use a drink but it's late and am going to watch a senseless show on Amazon and pass out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)

206 Snek & family

https://tinyurl.com/4wkzcz7f

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (NgPv+)

207 Build a Zombie fortress?
_-_


That, uh...you can do that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (rm3p6)

208 193 Uh oh. This bodes ill for tomorrow’s art.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)

209 202 Wife and I in a hotel room the other day:

Wife is looking for something in her suitcase, clad in t-shirt and skivvies. I am also packing for the road. I walk to the other side of the room.

Wife: Hey!
Me: What?
Wife: Why didn't you smack my ass just now?
Me: Those are the same boxers my friends wears when he changes at the golf club

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)

210 A senseless show on Amazon and a drink are not incompatible.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:20 PM (RCjYY)

211 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)

212 The terrain is poor for a defensive position.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (BI5O2)

213 Robert the Cat (TM) update.

Well, he threw up in the box he's had since before he was adopted, and it became unacceptable. (Note: he has used this box more than I have used the item that came in it.)

I had another box. Coincidentally, that box also contained something yet to be used. I placed it next to the old box.

And he decided the new box was the new box.

I kind of think that's progress. Now, I just need to buy something else I'll never use, and make sure it is shipped in the right box.

For the future.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (CHHv1)

214 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-43
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: June 3, 2026
Launch Time: 6:11 a.m. EDT (1011 UTC, 12:11 CEST)

https://youtu.be/531qU6x_3TQ

Posted by: Joyenz at June 02, 2026 11:22 PM (2F0/Y)

215 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)
====

Someone missed the last train.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

216 >>>I have a detachable showerhead...no need to get in the rectal suntanning position...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>When I wash my ass, I have a showhead on an umbilical to avoid compromising and dangerous gymnastics.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (D1E+2)

217 *puts hand to temple*

I sense what the next First World Problem post will be...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

218 NJ 7 - Rebecca Rebecca Bennett, a former Navy helicopter pilot & current AWFL.

NJ 12 - Dr. Hamawy, endorsed by over 30 organizations and elected leaders like Senators Tammy Duckworth and Bernie Sanders, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the Congressional Progressive Caucus PAC.

More fu*kery.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:23 PM (NFX2v)

219 This bodes ill for tomorrow’s art.
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)

"Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

220 We don’t snore.

We snuffle. And it’s cute and endearing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)

221 No property title no vote
34% less voters
No taxes no vote
30.5% less voters
Number of voter that have received welfare
45% less voters

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

222 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)

223 193 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Wait until FIFA. Then you'll really want it f*cked.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (NFX2v)

224 My smacking my wife’s ass without her foreknowledge would most likely result in my ass’ getting a smacking with knowledge aforethought. And not just my ass.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)

225 We don’t snore.

We snuffle. And it’s cute and endearing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (EuUgR)

My wife does not always snore, but when she does, it is epic. And sinus-related.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (0aYVJ)

226 Yup. He was lead vocalist on their big hit song from 1974..."How Long (Has This Been Going On)".

Fun Fact: The song sounds like it's about a man finding out his woman is cheating him. It's actually about the song writer finding out one of the members of the band was secretly talking to a different band about joining them.

Posted by: Clam Slammer at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (V362x)

227 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?

----

My mom never has. She snores as loud as a coal-fired steam engine. That's actually not fair. Coal-fired steam engines aren't so loud. I just use it as an analogy for the *quality* of the noise, not the volume. In terms of decibels, it's closer to a jet engine. Not a small one, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:26 PM (BI5O2)

228 Please ignore, but the trivia answer is Paul Carrack.
Posted by: tankdemon

That name sailed right past me.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (W5mpo)

229 "Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

Pining for the naked dude on the ottoman

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)

230 It's still early and anything can happen in California, looks like it may be Bacerra and Hilton moving ahead to the general.

Swallowswell has 0.4 pct pct of the vote.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (XV/Pl)

231 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
====

That would be Ciampino z"l

Joyenz' dad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

232 If you both snore, the key is to fall asleep fast and first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (wVcYX)

233 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)

234 Fun crew tonight...
Good night pals💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (uTEOj)

235 the sophistication of Modesto.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

American Grafitti!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (W5mpo)

236 Rickl was also a space fan.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (yTvNw)

237 Spoke too soon, looks like a massive vote dump came in and Steyer is catching up to the Bacerra and Hilton.

Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

238 231

Yes! That was it.

Didn't he also do The Paolo posts, or was that someone else?

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

239 Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 02, 2026 11:29 PM (u/oMr)
====
Actually, I just ran a diagnostic level 5 and it looks fine.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)

240 211 FUCK NJ TRANSIT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:14 PM (UciVW)

I don't think I ever used that shit. Well, maybe a few train rides into NYC in the 80's to MSG when bands worth a shit played there. Other than that, no. Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)
*****************
Twenty yrs ago we were in Newark so my dude could talk to a MD there about a weird back thing he has from long distance running. What a hellhole. I was freaked out the entire two days.

We were due in NYC and were going to take a train from the hellish Penn Station in Newark. Total strangers we met in the NJ Hospital heard us talking and said,no, we will give you a ride to Bergen,NJ. Couple our age. I was riding along and thought: "We could disappear and no one would know where we are." They put us on a train to NYC and seemed nice. I hadn't thought of that in years!

A couple of blocks from hotel near Penn Station in Newark, around noon, a snarling cop told us it was safe as daytime. Within 5min a moose limb taxi driver ululated at me and patched out, and we met a bunch of hookers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)

241 Joyenz is Ciampino’s daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:31 PM (77rzZ)

242 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

243 I will say the PATH is the only thing worth a spit in NJ Transit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (XV/Pl)

244
Today was the 60th anniversary of the landing of Surveyor I lunar lander mission. This was all part of paving the way for the manned landings. Here's some of the pictures taken. These were our first pictures from the surface of the Moon.

t.ly/RIg2J

The damned Rooskies beat us on Feb of 1966 with their Luna 9 probe, but ours was really the first proper landing. Luna 9 was an airbag bouncy weeble-wobble thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

245 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)
====

That would be Ciampino z"l

Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (RIvkX)

Also, Rickl. He posted the link to the 50th anniversary Apollo 11 stream, all of it. I spent almost two weeks watching it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (0aYVJ)

246 Steyer
There is no one Progs hate more the Billionaires
There is no one Progs LOVE more the Billionaires

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (/+uur)

247 227 YD, LOL.

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:33 PM (77rzZ)

248 Tina Peters is paroled after 600 days.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (f0B73)

249 Thinking about it, I was never on one of their buses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)


Stuck in Penn Station for 25 minutes. I missed two trains home while the crew jerked off. It add an hour to my trip.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)

250 The Battle of Midway came up earlier. There was a 1942 film about the battle, released by the US Navy.

https://youtu.be/btozvL1QUow

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)

251 I lived in Newark for 2 years after graduating college. I had several adventures.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)

252 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

I believe some of tbe Founders wanted to reserve voting rights for land/property owners only.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (Ezs10)

253 candidate votes pct
Xavier Becerra
Dem
824,901 26.3%
Steve Hilton
GOP
817,887 26.0%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (/+uur)

254 NBC "News" "reporting" Bass ahead of Pratt 37.9% to 27.9% with 38% precincts reporting

Amazing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (B0NCh)

255 Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
......

Gotta be the Retard demo. The Idiot demo is going for Becerra.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (oq9dX)

256 222 There used to be another poster here who was WAY into rocket launches, but I can no longer remember his screen name. I believe he joined the choir invisible.
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:25 PM (RCjYY)

Rickl. Passed away in 2019.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:35 PM (bss/y)

257 New York City: Free CBD!

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (77rzZ)

258 I will say the PATH is the only thing worth a spit in NJ Transit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:32 PM
=====

PATH is Port Authority not NJ Transit

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (RIvkX)

259 candidate votes pct
Karen Ruth Bass*
NP
130,429 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
NP
108,193 30.3%

It changed about 8% just now

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (/+uur)

260 And there's no "power band," like with most people's snores. My mom keeps up a smooth, constant, bone-rattling snore that just ebbs and flows like an extremely loud tide crashing against a beach full of land mines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (BI5O2)

261
This guy here, "Lunar Module 5", has accelerated transcripts with videos of the Apollo and just about all the other NASA mission (Gemini, etc) of the glory days here:

t.ly/sKD7b

I've enjoyed those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

262 I remember my Dad saying something smelled like a bus.
I find out on Bus Grease Monkey the Greyhounds had a toilet that had a roof vent so in an enclosed garage space the smell was very likely.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (f0B73)

263 Rickl was into space stuff, too. Reckon he still is.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:36 PM (Ezs10)

264 Now a

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)

265 According to the late, great Rush Limbaugh, that is a “lopadickoffamy”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:37 PM (ZVgZ4)

266 Yes! That was it.

Didn't he also do The Paolo posts, or was that someone else?
Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (RCjYY)

The communal socks such as:
Paolo
Mary Cloggenstein
Amy Schumer
Michelle Fields
Sandra Fluke
Mr Paul Anka (I think this is just me now)
Carlos Mencia
Ben Rothelisberger

Are done by a LOT of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)

267 Hilton now up

candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
842,558 26.2%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
836,733 26.0%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (/+uur)

268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

269 Almost made it to New Jersey once...wound up on the Delmarva peninsula....thought, hey, a Spanish name out here for once...must have said that out loud as everyone in the car said in unison, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia...Oh, yeah, got it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (rm3p6)

270 Are done by a LOT of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)

Nobody does it better

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (/+uur)

271 They've been manufacturing votes for Bass for the last month.

Democrats have been cheating long before Daley admitted it back in the day.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (Ezs10)

272 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

Or the totals are just flat out fake. LA is enemy territory- the commies own it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (bss/y)

273 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

274 They will cheat in the LA mayoral race for the incumbent, don’t you know?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

275 Rush also talked about "addadicktomys"

Posted by: mnw at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)

276 And the polls that showed her suddenly way ahead just before election day are a cover for the steal- just like they always are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (bss/y)

277 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
=====

Very meta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

278 AP

reality television star Spencer Pratt, a Republican who has received a nod of approval from President Donald Trump.

Not true

Trump has not endorsed

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)

279 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/+uur)

280 They will cheat
_-_
If your moral philosophy is the end justifies the means, well, of course they do.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (rm3p6)

281 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?


Ribbit.

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (oq9dX)

282 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.

-----

I live here and I give up on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (u/oMr)

283 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg

My husband complained once that I snored (my sinuses were stuffy). Mind you he always snores.
Anyway, out of the kindness of my heart I slept in the spare room that night.
Next day he said he couldn't sleep, semi-apologized, and never mentioned my snores again,

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 11:42 PM (dE3DB)

284 *stepping in for a quick one*

Tina Peters ( CO) is paroled after 600 days.

And, by a queer blue state gov guy! Something's up in Colo...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (uTEOj)

285 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

The makers of the Big Mouth Singing Bass are hoping she wins. They'll bring out the Big Mouth Singing B***h Bass with her voice.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (qx7Zg)

286 But, you know, if you decide to build a Zombie Fortress...these'd work pretty well:
https://tinyurl.com/terra-dome

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (rm3p6)

287 It certainly ain't black people putting Bass up, they are less than 8pct of LA.

Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?

The mind boggles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:43 PM (XV/Pl)

288 287 It certainly ain't black people putting Bass up, they are less than 8pct of LA.

Is she really that popular with hispanics and Asian's?

The mind boggles.

--------

It's her dreamy Cuban commie mystique.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (u/oMr)

289 Becerra? Hilton?

*spits*

Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)

290 She's one of us.

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (oq9dX)

291 Tina Peters ( CO) is paroled after 600 days.
_-_
I sent Dear Guv a quick thank you...finally did the right thing...mostly.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:45 PM (rm3p6)

292 Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BI5O2)


Yaaaasssss.

Posted by: Big Hot Mashed Potatoes at June 02, 2026 11:46 PM (B0NCh)

293 Xavier Becerra
Dem
824,901 26.3%
Steve Hilton
GOP
817,887 26.0%
///
Steyer at 19.5
Bianco (the other Rep) at 11.7
Porter at 5
If Swalwell had stayed in, things might look rather different. But he was all bluster.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (W5mpo)

294 251 I lived in Newark for 2 years after graduating college. I had several adventures.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (RIvkX)
*******************
I was seriously freaked out and not much fazes me. Have been to all of the UK,a good chunk of Europe, many US cities and wowzers. Those people were mean 20yrs ago (including the cop) and I can only imagine now.

To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.

We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)

295 Porter, or nothing.

I want California to get what she has coming.

---------

She'll get CA moooooving again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (u/oMr)

296 Where are the numbers from CA ? Is Pratt in second or third so far ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (FtULh)

297
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

Women of Color

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++)

298 297
The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

Women of Color
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Cqx++

Karens

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (FtULh)

299 150 Close friend turned me onto "The Wire" a couple of years ago. I don't have time to watch shows but the few I watched with him were fantastic. I catch clips of "Suits" (with Princess Markle), "Breaking Bad", "Better Call Saul", and a couple other shows and there is some good stuff out there these days. There is some great writing.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 10:57 PM (W5mpo)

I was watching The Sopranos during its heyday when I first learned about The Wire. I dropped Tony and the gang like a hot potato and watched The Wire and never looked back. Sopranos was a true TV milestone - it ushered in the second golden age of TV. The Wire, however, was a better show IMO.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 02, 2026 11:48 PM (0CU3H)

300 I can't bear to see Tubligula lose ... she is the leader CA deserves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (BI5O2)

301 It’s gotta be Geoff Downes, right?

Posted by: Jeff in Japan at June 02, 2026 11:49 PM (TFOdj)

302 candidate votes pct
Karen Ruth Bass*
NP
130,429 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
NP
108,193 30.3%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (/+uur)

303 Welll the first tjing you know, CBD’s a millionaire,
And the kinfolk said, “Dild, move away from there!”
They said, “‘WNBA’s” the place you outta be!’”
So, he loaded up the truck with a fuck of dildoes, see?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (77rzZ)

304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)

305 It's me donna,

I'm looking here ( because "NBC" "News" is so "trustworthy"*

https://tinyurl.com/mzwrr82x

*sneer quotes max reached

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:51 PM (B0NCh)

306 Welll the first thing you know, CBD’s a millionaire
_-_
Hi-De-Hi-De-Hi-De-Ho, sir.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (rm3p6)

307 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)


Those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

308 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

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For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

309 Stuck in Penn Station for 25 minutes. I missed two trains home while the crew jerked off. It add an hour to my trip.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:34 PM (I8o9E)

Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

310 I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think my code is finally working. Now I can stop for the night.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (rm3p6)

311 Happy citizens surrounding Tom Steyer, the big fucking savior.

Die in a fire, asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (u/oMr)

312 307 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:50 PM (oq9dX)

Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

I was really gonna weigh in on this, but...Kamala's got me beat!

Posted by: Jeb! at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (0CU3H)

313 Those are rookie numbers.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (B0NCh)

Workin' on it

Posted by: Virginia Democrats at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (gKWVE)

314 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

--------

For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

It happens.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg for President 2020 at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (wVcYX)

315 For so many years, Californians bent down on their well worn knees and begged for a Governor like Porter.

They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)

316 Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)

There will always be a Douchbag in the House of Lords.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (/+uur)

317 The home demolition/mad husband story reminded me of a story a long time ago SE of Seattle. An Enumclaw (WA) area contractor whose wife was divorcing him filed for an $ 11.95 permit to demolish his own home. And he did it legally before the authorities knew about the domestic situation.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (rgnea)

318 If Bass wins, I hope her victory speech includes a Land Acknowledgement. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (B0NCh)

319 ... am I too late?

Posted by: John Cornyn For Senate at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (gKWVE)

320 71. Correct. Wonder how you would do with the other 25 questions.
Posted by: Doof

Likely lousy, so I'll quit while I'm ahead.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (NFX2v)

321 Finally.

NJ has one of the highest tax rates in the nation...#1 or #2, depending on how you calculate it.

And they might have the worst transit system in the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (8EoqE)

322 was seriously freaked out and not much fazes me. Have been to all of the UK,a good chunk of Europe, many US cities and wowzers. Those people were mean 20yrs ago (including the cop) and I can only imagine now.

To get back to the airport we could not find a gas station to fill up in the ghetto area we were in for reasons unknown. Then we get to the gas station and realize we can't pump gas. So husband goes into station and his business Visa was rejected, because the Visa could not believe we were in Newark, either.I started laughing hysterically until it took another card.

We tried to drive to see an Iris garden near Einstein's house one day to escape Newark. Not impressed. My grandmother's iris gardens were bigger. That completes our NJ tour as we ate at the hotel and I tried to stay close to it in hopes the mean cop would save me. He was not nice to Southern me and I am charming.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:47 PM (WONhk)

If they were going to give jersey an enema thats where they would put it. Drive 30 minutes south and its like a different planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (snZF9)

323 candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
1,072,798 26.7%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
1,042,007 25.9%

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (/+uur)

324 @318

>>If Bass wins, I hope her victory speech includes a Land Acknowledgement. *rolls eyes*

She only wins tonight if she can get over 50pct of the vote.

Otherwise it's a runoff with whoever comes in 2nd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:57 PM (XV/Pl)

325 Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)


And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

326 So mayor race is FAKE
up to 46% votes counted and no channge

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:59 PM (/+uur)

327 They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)
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We weaseling out of it like Porter releasing her corset.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RIvkX)

328 CA, our largest state, has 65x the population of Wyoming, the smallest state.

After the DEMs enlarge SCOTUS, abolish the electoral college, and make Puerto Rico the 51st state, they have plans for reforming the U.S. Senate. The Senate is undemocratic donchaknow. Requires attention!

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY)

329 And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

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Private transportation is for the nomenklatura. You should know that, citizen.

Posted by: Comrade Mamdani at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (u/oMr)

330 For so many years, Californians bent down on their well worn knees and begged for a Governor like Porter.

They shouldn't get to weasel out of it, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 11:55 PM (BI5O2)

Do the Mashed Potatoes dance again, like 1962!

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at June 03, 2026 12:01 AM (wVcYX)

331 Do the Mashed Potatoes dance again, like 1962!
Posted by: Zombie James Brown at June 03, 2026 12:01 AM (wVcYX)

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This is my side of the street, piker.

Posted by: Zombie Chubby Checker at June 03, 2026 12:02 AM (u/oMr)

332 Not reading all the comments so I don’t know if anyone got this.

The answer is Paul Carrack.

Posted by: F Lee Bailout at June 03, 2026 12:04 AM (YUIMa)

333
Is it going to be same shit, different day for CA?

Posted by: four seasons at June 03, 2026 12:05 AM (3ek7K)

334 Kong what he thought of the NYC public transport system in 1933. And he was correct.

Posted by: Bulg at June 03, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)

335 ... am I too late?
Posted by: John Cornyn For Senate at June 02, 2026 11:56 PM (gKWVE)

No, you're just in time! l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourself at home.

Posted by: Neidermeyer at June 03, 2026 12:07 AM (wVcYX)

336 Public transportation blows ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 11:54 PM (snZF9)

And NYC has fucked up driving in the city so badly that taking the train is by far the better choice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 11:58 PM (8EoqE)

Yeah thats the rub. Everybody drives here, so the only people that would actually use public transportation are the poor bastards that have to go to NYC. Nobody uses public transportation to just move around jersey. Where I am I don't even see buses. You occasionally will see one hitting certain bus stops on a highway, like Rt9, but nothing locally. Everybody drives. In the cities you'll have buses running up and down the main drag, but in the suburbs or rural areas, nada.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2026 12:08 AM (snZF9)

337 I wouldn't care what happened in CA if it didn't metastasize.

Posted by: mnw at June 03, 2026 12:10 AM (RCjYY)

338 "CBS News" . Reminds me of when I was in the Dollar Store and the cheapie electrical connector cables (that ended up in the Dollar Store) were all on cards that bore the classic "RCA" logo. Both were the gold standard, 60 or more years ago...

Posted by: Azjaeger at June 03, 2026 12:11 AM (3/XaG)

339 Steyer has too damn much & nothing challenging in his life. He simply pisses it away but, with $2.4 billion, he can afford the god complex.

In 2020, Steyer unsuccessfully sought the Democratic nomination for president, spending more than $253 million on his campaign and receiving no pledged delegates before withdrawing in February 2020. In November 2025, he announced a campaign in the 2026 California gubernatorial election to succeed term-limited governor Gavin Newsom;[2] his campaign rapidly became the highest-spending in the field, surpassing $130 million by April 2026.[3]. Wikipedia

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 12:11 AM (NFX2v)

340 XAVIER BECERRA 29.08% 270,568

STEVE HILTON 22.73% 211,496

TOM STEYER 22.17% 206,263

CHAD BIANCO 7.45% 69,361

KATIE PORTER 4.86% 45,181

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:13 AM (6mfZE)

341 267 Hilton now up

candidate votes pct
Steve Hilton
GOP
842,558 26.2%
Xavier Becerra
Dem
836,733 26.0%
Posted by: r hennigantx
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I'm printing ballots as fast as possible.
_Best Printing Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (NgPv+)

342 Frog Lady is speaking.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (oq9dX)

343 like Porter releasing her corset.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2026 12:00 AM (RIvkX)

Just keep that off our launchpads, please.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at June 03, 2026 12:14 AM (gKWVE)

344 Woo hoo. I'm #1.
I just want to thank all the little people who helped make this possible.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 03, 2026 12:15 AM (2Ez/1)

345 Not reading all the comments so I don’t know if anyone got this.
The answer is Paul Carrack.
Posted by: F Lee Bailout

And no one picked up my pun.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:16 AM (W5mpo)

346 Karen Bass is about ready to shout through the entire song, 'We are family.".

Loudmouthed nut

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (NFX2v)

347 On the other hand, seeing Katie Porter get completely humiliated has an entertainment value, too.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (B0NCh)

348 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
-
*shrugs*

Posted by: John Thune at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (vSvIl)

349 KATIE PORTER 4.86% 45,181

I have to wonder how many of those were R voters looking to boost the most insane D candidate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 03, 2026 12:17 AM (+9wcF)

350 And no one picked up my pun.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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You're not in Florida now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:18 AM (NgPv+)

351 Ask your gynecologist if Lixtiquatal is right for you.

Posted by: Big Phat Farma at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (2Ez/1)

352 46% counted

Karen Ruth Bass
132,172 36.5%
Spencer Pratt
108,949 30.1%

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (W5mpo)

353 201 Why do women get a pass when it comes to snoring?
Posted by: Bulg
......

Because they never fart.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 11:16 PM (oq9dX)

When you're dating and even when you're married, but it's early in the marriage...you try your best not to fart...but at some point (and I don't know when it happened with us), it kinda loosens up...farts happen...
Well, it helped that MIL was of the opinion that holding farts was unhealthy and would unleash one no matter the context...we were at a funeral when she ripped one off...we had to do our best to not laugh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (l3cgK)

354 On a second consideration, maybe I shouldn't have proposed to invite key voters to a freshly cooked hot dinner.

Posted by: Katie Porter at June 03, 2026 12:20 AM (gKWVE)

355 California is cooked. I don’t see how republicans can take anything positive from today’s results. The third place votes will probably vote democrat in November.
You get the government you deserve-good and hard. Lube up!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 03, 2026 12:20 AM (aKs78)

356 >Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so...



It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 03, 2026 12:21 AM (2Ez/1)

357 What's that old line?
A good friend will help you move a body.
A great friend has 40 acres in the middle of nowhere and an excavator?

Posted by: JB1000 at June 03, 2026 12:22 AM (L8aM8)

358 With now 100% of the Cemetery Vote counted in all CA races the Democrats claim victory for all offices....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 03, 2026 12:23 AM (Es4vZ)

359 Love all you folks. Yes...even you. Goodnight, folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 03, 2026 12:23 AM (CHHv1)

360 I did get one vote for local judge. I also got 1 vote for senate, house, and school/college boards. meow

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:24 AM (W5mpo)

361 229 "Hobo Dropping Doodoo", painted by neo-impressionist Los Angeles artist Vincente de Gogh. Note the tastefully discarded human ear resting diagonally against the pristine unused portapotty on the left side
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 11:24 PM (gKWVE)

Pining for the naked dude on the ottoman

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)

"Naked Hobo on an Ottoman Pooping, a Retrospective", by Xochitl Morón...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:24 AM (l3cgK)

362 Greetings Hordians, thank you fer ONT Mr. Doof!

Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close with the installation of a new one from Home Despot. They stood behind the warranty on the 5+ y.o. Unit and gave us a new one with a now 9 year warranty. So we're back in reliably hot water.

Time to start looking forward to our upcoming week in Yosemite later this summer.

Watching election returns for Ca. Not expecting any surprises either way. Hilton maybe doing a little better than expected but still well under 30% of the vote.I don't expect much to change in the foreseeable future in Ca. Bass looks like she'll win in L. A.but I don't live in L.A. so don't care snd don't even know if it's final or if it goes to a runoff.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

363
Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?

LA is gone, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

364 232 If you both snore, the key is to fall asleep fast and first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 11:28 PM (wVcYX)

Before she passed, I could fall asleep in less than 30 seconds after closing my eyes...even after more than 20 years married, she would still occasionally as if I was awake, waking me up, to which I'd reply, "I am now."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (l3cgK)

365 >> Just keep that off our launchpads, please.

All that lard mixed with LOX...... I shudder to think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (w6EFb)

366 237 Spoke too soon, looks like a massive vote dump came in and Steyer is catching up to the Bacerra and Hilton.

Seriously, who the f**k is voting for Tom Steyer?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 11:30 PM (XV/Pl)

Andy Rooney and others like him?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:26 AM (l3cgK)

367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

368 Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?

LA is gone, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

Tish Hyman seems okay, she was the gal in Gold's calling out a transperv.

@listen2tish
This account is being used for campaign purposes by Hyman for Mayor 2026.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:30 AM (6mfZE)

369 Were all the other LA mayoral candidates leftist loons? From the top three, 2 loons took what, 57% of the vote?
Posted by: publius

66.6%....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (W5mpo)

370 There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


It's a jungle out there.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (VHUov)

371 This is California, March 5, 2024 — the Presidential Primary Election.

Steve Garvey was leading leaker Adam Schiff with 1.8 million votes. Then, just like that, his lead was cut in half.

This is called a “glitch” — a phenomenon that mysteriously favors Democrats by default.

In the end, Adam Schiff pulled ahead by a razor-thin margin — statistically impossible.
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I told you, the printing is going as fast as possible.
The ballots will be there on time.
_Trans Love Always Printing on Time, Inc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:33 AM (NgPv+)

372 16,000 votes cast for Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2026 12:35 AM (B0NCh)

373 362
>Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM
+++

If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)

374 There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

It's a jungle out there.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:31 AM (VHUov)

Did Hamambe, Jr., make the ballot?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2026 12:40 AM (qx7Zg)

375 All that lard mixed with LOX...... I shudder to think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

That is definitely not a kosher bagel.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 03, 2026 12:41 AM (W5mpo)

376 If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Because entropy is a stone-cold bitch.

Eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)

377 Oh my, Harmeet Dhillon is Punjabi Sikh.
She needs to get her people in line. Sikh's stabbing people and hanging out with moose limbs is not a good look.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 12:42 AM (NgPv+)

378 277 Actually, everyone posts as The Paolo.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHUT UP WESLEY.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at June 02, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
=====

Very meta.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

I don't even know what that means...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:43 AM (l3cgK)

379 268 The votes for Bass have to be illegals. Who would vote for that ugly evil commie skank?

California, I officially give up on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:43 AM (QGaXH)

380 Any bets that Bass carries Pacific Palisades vote ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 03, 2026 12:44 AM (PRjlk)

381 Bass needs 50.1% for the win.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2026 12:46 AM (6mfZE)

382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

383 Some of the more interesting names running for Gov in Kali:

LivingForGod AndCountry DeMott, (Party Preference: NPP)
Barack D. Obama Shaw, (Party Preference: DEM)
Thunder Parley, (Party Preference: DEM)

and yes, 61 candidates...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:52 AM (l3cgK)

384 380 Any bets that Bass carries Pacific Palisades vote ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at June 03, 2026 12:44 AM (PRjlk)

Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

385
Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)


Expect ballot drops for a couple days... Never favors Republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 12:54 AM (FtULh)

386
I just got back from a log walk. Did Karen Bass get 50+% for the win or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 12:56 AM (n7rxJ)

387 373 362
>Well the hot water heater chronicles come to a close...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:25 AM
+++

If the water is hot, then why are you heating it?
Posted by: I gotta ask at June 03, 2026 12:37 AM (2Ez/1)

To make it hotterer, of course.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:56 AM (QGaXH)

388 I think tonight’s results in LA are showing exactly what I’ve believed for months - Pratt will easily win a majority of votes actually cast - but votes cast by people now are only about 40% of the votes pumped into the system. LA - really all of California - needs to have its entire state government abolished and be put under a reconstruction authority , backed by military muscle, for at least 10 years.

Or in the alternative, the rest of us can just say “fuck it “ and let the State commit suicide.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:57 AM (QDJ2U)

389 and yes, 61 candidates...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:52 AM (l3cgK)

40 red, white, and blue shoe strings?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (1z8ji)

390 That would be Ciampino z"l
Joyenz' dad.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Who (checks) is still not on the Absent Friends list.

Good to see someone added Capt Whitebread, though.

Dang, that list just gets longer.💔

I wonder what the criteria are, whether a non-notable like me would make the list; I'm not anxious to find out.

That reminds me. I've really got to contact my surgeon.

https://youtu.be/V1E9OyI_r2g

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - mercy me at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (kU8xu)

391 Anybody still living there?...if not, then yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:53 AM (l3cgK)

No one’s living there anymore, so she’ll easily book 500,000 votes from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:58 AM (QDJ2U)

392 382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

I didn't count 'em...LOL! .

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

393 Or in the alternative, the rest of us can just say “fuck it “ and let the State commit suicide.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2026 12:57 AM (QDJ2U)

The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (FtULh)

394 Multiculturalism at its best.

Weather Girls from around the world:

https://tinyurl.com/nbvpb5hp

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 03, 2026 01:01 AM (IG3/x)

395
The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible
Posted by: It's me donna

==============

omg. He said he'll bug out of LA if she wins. I wonder if he really will. If he does, I wonder where he'll wind up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:01 AM (n7rxJ)

396
Someone catch me up. Is the LA mayoral race headed for a runoff or for an outright win by Basura?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:04 AM (n7rxJ)

397 Thanks for the chuckles, Doof! Nice ONT.

So... Calizuela's primary " " " election " " " is going about as expected, huh? That really is a shame.

Howdy, horde!

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

398 392 382 367 198 Kali Gov Candidate...Barak D. Obama Shaw... LOL. Yes, running as a Dem, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 11:15 PM (l3cgK)

There were like 50 people on the ballot for governator. One whole page of a three page ballot was governor candidates.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:27 AM (QGaXH)

60 or 61 people...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

I didn't count 'em...LOL! .

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

I did. 61.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:06 AM (l3cgK)

399 396
Someone catch me up. Is the LA mayoral race headed for a runoff or for an outright win by Basura?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:04 AM (n7rxJ)


Pratt is in second for now but only 48% is in.....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2026 01:07 AM (FtULh)

400
The CA primary is shaping up to be Hilton vs Becerra for governor, and Pratt vs Bass for LA mayor. In November. Nobody got over 50% in either, so top two face each other in the general election in each case. The truly massive cheating will occur in November. Right now we have Democrat vs Republican. It looks like there's an actual chance. I think it's to give us a shred of hope so we'll be quiet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

401 400
The CA primary is shaping up to be Hilton vs Becerra for governor, and Pratt vs Bass for LA mayor. In November. Nobody got over 50% in either, so top two face each other in the general election in each case. The truly massive cheating will occur in November. Right now we have Democrat vs Republican. It looks like there's an actual chance. I think it's to give us a shred of hope so we'll be quiet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

We need holy water sprayed over all cemeteries in Kalifornia to prevent the dead from voting in November...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 01:15 AM (l3cgK)

402 I wonder what the criteria are, whether a non-notable like me would make the list; I'm not anxious to find out.
...
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker -
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It's a very selective list.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 03, 2026 01:18 AM (NgPv+)

403 269 Almost made it to New Jersey once...wound up on the Delmarva peninsula....thought, hey, a Spanish name out here for once...must have said that out loud as everyone in the car said in unison, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia...Oh, yeah, got it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 11:39 PM (rm3p6)


There is a Clackamette Park, at the confluence of the Willamette and Clackamas Rivers. Geographical portmanteaus would probably make a good trivia subject.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 01:18 AM (Sy6m/)

404
Pratt is in second for now but only 48% is in.....
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

The question is, is Basura in a position to get 50+% tonight? If she gets that, she wins. If not, we have a runoff, with the election, I think, in November.

I'm asking because I see so much doom about LA. If Pratt+Raman can keep Basura below 50%, at least the window isn't closed tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (n7rxJ)

405 Paul Carrack is my guess for mystery vocalist.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (gfO9L)

406 Under “democratic socialism”, at the request of 50%+1 voters, the government POLITELY seizes the fruits of everyone’s labors and gives it to others. If you fail to comply, the government arrests or kills you.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 01:25 AM (gfO9L)

407
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:11 AM (VWtfl)

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Aha, thanks. It would be nice if Harmeet Dhillon would make good on her threats to take action against sus vote machines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:27 AM (n7rxJ)

408 Hi Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:28 AM (0nHVk)

409 "50%+1" does not adequately convey the BS of "democracy"...

Sure, sure-- 2 wolves and 1 sheep. But think about that for a moment. That's 2:1. Heck, that's a super-majority when stated that way.

No, no, no... it's more like MILLIONS to MILLIONS plus ONE. Perspective.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

410 Hi, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

411 Hi JQ, how are you?

I was so optimistic that the people of LA would wake the hell up, seems like that is not the case.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:35 AM (0nHVk)

412 The communal socks such as:
Paolo
Mary Cloggenstein
Amy Schumer
Michelle Fields
Sandra Fluke
Mr Paul Anka (I think this is just me now)
Carlos Mencia
Ben Rothelisberger

Are done by a LOT of people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 11:38 PM (bss/y)


{watches the pitch slowly float by, like Your Mom on an innertube}

Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 03, 2026 01:36 AM (UDjKR)

413
Debby, JQ, howdy! I just got back from a walk and I'm all stimulated, sitting here trying to stir up conversation.

Apparently, not ALL is lost in L.A. The race seems to be headed for a runoff, which is better than Basura winning outright tonight.

We'll have a few months of fun with Pratt around. Disaster comes in November.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:37 AM (n7rxJ)

414 {watches the pitch slowly float by, like Your Mom on an innertube}
Posted by: Snatch Smasher at June 03, 2026 01:36 AM (UDjKR)

I'm a giver.

It would have been worse if I had said 'used'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2026 01:39 AM (bss/y)

415 Ok I guess, Debby. Forcing myself to stay busy and get thru each day.

I need to jerk schedule around & start getting up early again. Gonna be too f'ing hot here soon, and won't be able to get anything done in afternoon hours.

How's it going for you?

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:41 AM (rdVOm)

416
I'm sick of Karen Bass and her weirdly inappropriate perpetual smile. Everything she does and says is intended to pacify and mislead us while her owners consolidate their power and murder us. This cabbage-headed grinning communist liar should be beaten in the town square with a large fish, for example a tuna. Stop. Grinning.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 03, 2026 01:42 AM (VWtfl)

417 We'll have a few months of fun with Pratt around. Disaster comes in November.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hi, Blondie! Yeah, November will probably bring the usual Dem-cheat machination.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

418
Stop. Grinning.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

===============

That grin. The last thing you see before the spell breaks, you see that she's actually the wicked stepmother, and Hansel has been put in a cage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:46 AM (n7rxJ)

419 Jq, yeah, I am kind of doing the same, as I have mentioned before I do get so easily distracted.

Blondie, good to see you, I hope that it does go to a runoff, at least for the entertainment value as you pointed out.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 01:48 AM (0nHVk)

420 Lil bro will be here at end of month-- I need to rekey Dad's house so he can get in (normally arrives in the wee-hours) He doesn't know I 'locked him out' over winter. Long story, doesn't matter...

fml.

Anyway, it'll be nice to see him & nephew, but also a huge PITA.

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

421 308 304 Looks like Steyer may have just flushed a hundred million or so.
Hee hee

--------

For all the money he spent, his electoral campaign was utter horseshit. The most stale, witless, cliche political commercials you can possibly imagine.

Douchebag.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2026 11:52 PM (u/oMr)


His 'earned media's was also negative, with the contrast between his security exfiltrating him from a bad part of town, and Pratt being welcomed there with open arms. People just *like* Spencer.

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 01:55 AM (Sy6m/)

422 Practice makes perfect:

https://t.co/J2LnWPlaZD

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:01 AM (D0X9e)

423 Wasn't Steyer's sole issue to keep men in women's sports?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 02:04 AM (0nHVk)

424 Hour and half to go

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 02:10 AM (Ia/+0)

425 I hope that you have a good day, Skip, for the rest of you, sweet dreams.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 03, 2026 02:15 AM (0nHVk)

426 I want one!

https://tinyurl.com/4msjv3u2

No.

Two!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:17 AM (D0X9e)

427 "The Man Behind the Microphone."

Sang behind Mike Rutherford?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 03, 2026 02:24 AM (NFX2v)

428 G'night, Debby!

Posted by: SciVo at June 03, 2026 02:26 AM (Sy6m/)

429 395 The last ballot dump Pratt got zero... Statically impossible
Posted by: It's me donna
...
omg. He said he'll bug out of LA if she wins. I wonder if he really will. If he does, I wonder where he'll wind up.

He's going to DISNEYLAND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY

Just SHUT UP AND DANCE!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 03, 2026 02:28 AM (cPIdK)

430 426 I want one!

https://tinyurl.com/4msjv3u2

No.

Two!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2026 02:17 AM (D0X9e)

Everything old is new again!

I recall the reason for headlight aim and height and brightness requirements was that people were causing accidents shining bright lights into oncoming cars.

In Florida up until the 80's cars had to be inspected every four years including headlight aim.

I guess technology has overtaken this...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:29 AM (QGaXH)

431
Wasn't Steyer's sole issue to keep men in women's sports?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

===============

And the billionaire tax.

I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

432 431....I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

But but but won't anybody think of the children...???

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:32 AM (QGaXH)

433 67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Cheating takes time

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:35 AM (y7zkd)

434 He should have googled how to destroy your own house without getting arrested

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 03, 2026 02:37 AM (jYRYu)

435 Kids are fucking disease infested vermin.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Correct, I haven't had a serious contagion since I quit teaching HS

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:37 AM (y7zkd)

436 But but but won't anybody think of the children...???
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 03, 2026 02:32 AM (QGaXH)


I do nothing but, man.

Posted by: Scott Penis for CA-11 at June 03, 2026 02:42 AM (Sy6m/)

437 For those who are keeping track, DH has not had pants on for most of today. We are still in Denali State Park, he is still drinking and smiling, and no, he does not need pants.

Just to keep you abreast of events.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 03, 2026 02:43 AM (NKJQT)

438 LOL, tcn!

Guys are like toddlers sometimes-- strip off those clothes, man! Get natural!

Hahaha..

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

439 Well fk. Everybody gone?

Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

440 >>>I'm asking because I see so much doom about LA. If Pratt+Raman can keep Basura below 50%, at least the window isn't closed tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 01:21 AM (n7rxJ)

If the rumor is true Bass asked Ramen to stay in so they could shut out Pratt, with two Ds in the fall elections, that choice probably cost Bass an easy 50% vote get. It will be Pratt and Bass, if the cheating doesn't shut him out.

Hoping that Pratt and Bass both go to a runoff, so we can get a giant Pratt summer full of more amazing AI attack ads.

Posted by: LizLem at June 03, 2026 03:21 AM (/mFwS)

441 In modern music it is a safe bet that if the song features whistling, it sucks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:25 AM (pKv0r)

442 When you're dating and even when you're married, but it's early in the marriage...you try your best not to fart...but at some point (and I don't know when it happened with us), it kinda loosens up...farts happen...
Well, it helped that MIL was of the opinion that holding farts was unhealthy and would unleash one no matter the context...we were at a funeral when she ripped one off...we had to do our best to not laugh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2026 12:19 AM (l3cgK)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at June 03, 2026 03:30 AM (pKv0r)

443 Wasn't it John Wayne in "The Man who Shot Liberty Valance" who torched the home that was to be for him and his new bride?

But she took up with Jimmy Stewart. IIRC, he sat down on a chair inside with a bottle of booze to watch the house go up in flames around him. Fortunately, he was rescued

Posted by: JM in Illinois at June 03, 2026 03:30 AM (Vczv0)

444 Revoke CA statehood, make it a territory until its people can learn to behave again like people who are fit to be free and are capable of self-government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:32 AM (gfO9L)

445 I'm glad Katie Porter seems to be shut out. She had to quit Congress for this run. I hope she stays out of politics and sticks to teaching, where she can damage the state on a smaller scale.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 02:30 AM (n7rxJ)

She needs to stop eating for a year. She might shed the extra 500 pounds that she has.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:33 AM (gfO9L)

446 Paul Carrack sang in “The Living Years”.

That song makes me want to slit my wrists. It is an official member of my list of “songs to kill yourself to”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:43 AM (gfO9L)

447 433 67 any election results of any interest tonight? I know California won't be decided for weeks. Because reasons.

Cheating takes time
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at June 03, 2026 02:35 AM (y7zkd)

He who votes decides nothing. He who counts the votes decides everything.

Posted by: Josef Vissarianvich Dzugashvili at June 03, 2026 03:45 AM (gfO9L)

448 Really should be gone in 1 hour, better get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)

449 Cow Demon I would go for that

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2026 03:51 AM (Ia/+0)

450
Revoke CA statehood, make it a territory until its people can learn to behave again like people who are fit to be free and are capable of self-government.
Posted by: Cow Demon

=============

The grounds are there now; it's in violation of practically everything. Sanctuary state, packed with sanctuary cities, refusals to turn over voter roll information and data related to fraud investigations -- it seems to me the place could be CUT OFF from all federal funding, accounts frozen, and other restrictions I don't even know about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2026 03:56 AM (n7rxJ)

451 Mom: You know why they are called "housewives?"

Me: no

Mom: Because in a divorce, the keep the house.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 04:29 AM (qFwJc)

452 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at June 03, 2026 04:31 AM (6wpGE)

453 I watched "Midway" yesterday evening (Woody Harrelson as Chester Nimitz). I woke today thinking "War is great." We have a wonderful God. He gives life to the dead and when the bad guys are killing innocent civilians (e.g. Japs vs. Chinese), He "okay, to stop that you have to die." I saw a picture of Gaza yesterday on X. I should reply "You ever see Hiroshima? The Japs had it coming to them. So did Hamas."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 03, 2026 04:40 AM (qFwJc)

454 Final question: Paul Carrick of 70's band ACE. Imagine that.

Posted by: Riddle at June 03, 2026 05:29 AM (uE32N)

Primary Night Cafe

charryblossomdrive.jpg
Junya Watanabe


I think these are the pets you find in the Backrooms.

Donkeys are underrated.

Kitten must have older dog siblings.

Dog loves seeing the garbage men.

Hamster knows how to blend.

My Bodyguard.

Senior dog still has a lot of puppy in her.

Horses gathered for the Festival of the Republic in Rome escape and race along the street as a cowboy tries to catch them. This was a from a few nights ago.


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1
Yay

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

2 echo, echo, echo....

Posted by: RandomDave at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (aJQbY)

3 *waddles in*

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (vFG9F)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (PJdmB)

5

NO VOTE VASURA

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (rbvCR)

6 Willowed:

Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm watching the MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster with Bela right now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (l26NL)

7 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (SRRAx)

8 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:46 PM (dpXJq)

9 Ace saw "the backrooms"? niiice.

Posted by: obsession is still better though at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

10
*looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)

11 Robert! How is your gout?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V)

12 *looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)
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Two slices of dry white toast.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

13 Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)


Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast.

Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:50 PM (6D7dZ)

15 I got home from the road last night. Woke up this morning, get up and go to pull my coffee pot out of my pantry only to get surprised by the ENORMOUS FUCKING RAT CRAWLING AROUND MY SHELVES!!!!!!!!!

I slammed the door but it squeezed out from underneath and escaped...BEHIND MY FRIDGE!

I've been suspecting a rodent problem for a while, especially when I got home a few weeks ago to find a half eaten package of ramen that next to the fridge.

Mickey is gonna die. Oh yes, Mickey will die.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (dpXJq)

16 I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ)

17 *looks at Café menu*

Four fried chickens. And a Coke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (O0L8i)
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Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)


We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg)

18 We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants... They look like they're from the CIA, or somethin'.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (qx7Zg)
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"Are you the police?"

"No, ma'am. We're musicians."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)

19 So here's what I pedict is going to happen in Maine:

The Dem Senators had a meeting with The Nazi and showed him exactly what Kompromat they have on him, and told him that if he plays along, all of this will go away.

All he has to do is win the primary, then he will decide that all of the media attention is just too much for his wife, so he is going to drop out of the race to spend more time with his family (and his Kompromat).

Then the Dems will sweep in, appoint Janet Mills as the new candidate (hey, they already showed that it would work when they put Kamala in before Joe's campaign was dead and buried - they have precedent), bada-bing, bada-boom, Bob's your uncle, and if it works a second time (which it will), we can expect to see this happening in many more elections in the years to come.

Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)

21 How is your gout?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 08:47 PM (Vvh2V)

Ma! *Hugs*

I don't think it was gout, exactly. It occurred to me it wasn't acting like gout plus I was having these weird fevers and chills. I think it was some kind of gout related infection. Got some antibiotics and that seems to have resolved the issue. Haven't had any problems for a touch over two months now.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq)

22 13 Two slices of dry white toast.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

Sorry hon, we don't serve dry white toast.

Posted by: That waitress at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR)


"That waitress"? Really?

That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty.

Posted by: a.moron at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (X5Jzz)

23

Hadrian, if you'you're here, have you heard James Quinn's 'Monet's Diary'?

Very nice piano solo. I've discovered a Pandora channel named 'Solo Piano Presents Classical Piano Radio'. Very relaxing. Occasionally, they'll play something from Bach's Preludes that I played for Dad's church as a lilltle Bewalski.

Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho)

24 Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

25 Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq)

26 Mea Culpa, Horde.

I should've checked to ensure we're well past 100

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (QVmho)

27 That waitress is Aretha. Miss Franklin if you're nasty.
Posted by: a.moron

What do you call a wreath of $100 bills?

Areatha Franklins.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (l26NL)

28 Soothes the rage i sometimes get from the day-to-day life the left wants to force onto me.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (QVmho)


Marc Andreesen recommends "retardmaxxing"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)

29 Oh dear, the Grauniad thinks the Obama Library is a windowless Klingon prison.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

Orthanc.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (dpXJq)

30
The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (dpXJq)

__________

The smoke will have a distinctly different aroma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

31 whooooaa... did we just vote for... "Dave"... to be the, like... Democrat nominee...
Bummer, man. Dave's an *cough* asshole.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

32 Kitty damn sho love corn.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (LHPAg)

33 Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)
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Yeah, I saw the timeline for drop-outs and ballot swaps, but the problem is that Mills seems radioactive because she was willing to mortgage the state for trannies.

I mean, she may think that Platner will implode and she will step in, but of Platner doesn't oblige (and why should he, his parents pay for everything), she's got no path forward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

34 The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.

P&M served a takedown notice on Reckless Ben's Patreon account.

The CEO of Patreon in a 50 second YouTube video told P&M to stuff it and to sue.

Ammon McJerkoff and his lawyers are looking like Wylie Coyote after an ACME trap failure I hope. Because they aren't the biggest fish after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

35 Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

36 20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
I think it was June 6 1942.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)

37 Pretty soon, they won't even have to hold primaries or elections - they will just decide who the candidates will be, and if the voters don't like it, well screw them. They're idiots anyway, right?

Someone mark it -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 08:54 PM (SRRAx)

The Party's should just save everyone the trouble and go back to the smoke filled back room.


And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape".

https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (Riz8t)

38 Played my first 18 holes of golf for this year. I did ok. Had a bit of help from St. Mulligan. I shot a 92. Another 18 tomorrow and Friday. My sister and I are going to help our aging parental units with stuff on Thursday. I've been visiting them often while I'm up in West PA. They're in their 80s and are a bit wobbly, especially Dad. Weather has been perfect so far. Cool nights, warm days. It's nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum, greetings from Amish Country at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (bfy6w)

39 The Pricks and Minidicks scandal just got wilder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

The Who The What now?

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:08 PM (dpXJq)

40 Mills and Platner enter the cage, only one leaves?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)
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Mills already suspended her campaign. Her account reactivated, but she's still damaged goods. How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

41 I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap)

42 And when they're meeting with Platner, they should put a pistol on the table and say "We have to report to the boss. Perhaps you'd prefer to avoid the red tape".

https://youtu.be/yI-P4ILkZlo
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026
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I saw it in the theater, and when Hoskins introduced himself, there was a collective "WHOA" from the audience. Great film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Speaking of golf but anyone ever notice that golf is the only game that can break up a marriage?

Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course.

It's freakin' weird, man.

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq)

44 How many of Platner's blackpill Nazis are going to vote for Tranny Mom?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Yeah, I was commenting on similar themes earlier. Platner's base are online underemployed Maine young men. For them, Susan Collins and Janet Mills are the same woman.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:12 PM (gKWVE)

45 I was in Maine last week. Dems will elect Platner.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:10 PM (+sNap)
---
I think you are correct. The Dems are given over to pure hate, and the more extreme the better. Ironically, the bloviating DC crowd brought this on. They actually want pragmatic mercenaries like they are, but they're getting swivel-headed lunatics.

The GOP could actually start making anti-Nazi patriotic merch and the Dems would be like: "how DARE you!?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:13 PM (ZOv7s)

46 We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.

Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s)

47 Robert

TL;DR.

A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets.

Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly.

Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking.

Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)

48 We have seen this before: democrats nominate batshit crazy and republicans chose incompetent feckless losers.
Posted by: Accomack at June 02, 2026 09:14 PM (Dpv2s)
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The feckless losers are being systematically wiped out by the MAGA faction of the GOP.

This is very much a 1972/1984 vibe going on. The Dems are deciding to blow everything up and in the process declaring the most dull, squishy, suburban soccer-mom friendly GOP to be HITLER, but they are the ones who also want to wipe out the Jews and proudly wear the Totenkopf.

Oh, and they are also nominating Mohammed Abdul Death-to-American Jihadi.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

49 Dogs also love the UPS and FedEx drivers. Even after the doggehs have been given a tour of the truck that is hated, chased and barked at.. . . . lil doggehs will take up the harass and chase once again once the key turns

Posted by: Deride Uniparty Thugs at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (HeR4S)

50 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

51 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)

Jesus, all over done Star Wars Legos?

I hate George Lucas, Star Wars AND nerds so very much.

Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (dpXJq)

52 TL;DR.

A 750 set and 1,200 minifig Star Wars Lego collection was put on consignment at the Keizer, OR franchise of Bricks&Minifigs. Store changed ownership under dubious circumstances. New owners tried to pretend the collection did not exist. Store lost in OR small claims court and promptly shut down instead of returning the remaining sets.

Insert scenes of lots of theater and cops behaving very badly.

Now the previous store owners are suing in Utah B&M over the termination. Meanwhile B&M is suing Reckless Ben and others under civil RICO for 'a coordinated' action of harming B&M and stalking.

Now B&M is trying to silence Reckless Ben but they are far too late as, to quote Firefly, the signal got out. Now the likes of Asmondgold and Smash JT are covering it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (2GVsD)
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You have achieved a nerdom singularity. I congratulate you. Even my most esoteric Spanish Civil War or China posts pale by comparison.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)

53 Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2026 08:56 PM (dpXJq)

Oh, I'm so glad! Hugs to you, my son! And forgive me if it's too soon o call you son, again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 09:21 PM (Vvh2V)

54 The Japanese Aleutian attack began on 3 Jun 1942.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)

55
This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (O0L8i)

56 Midway started on June 4th. I just watched "Midway" this evening.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 09:26 PM (qFwJc)

57 Robert

B&M has managed to tank their image over what is about $200k in Lego sets. I have seen estimates of $15 mil to $400 mil as to the value of B&M as a whole.

Local B&M franchises are getting hammered. Some of them deserve to get hammered as a Raleigh, NC store tried to steal a rare $1,000 gold chrome C3PO minifig.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD)

58 Lloyd

Should I be scared about that 'compliment' or something else?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:27 PM (2GVsD)

59 36 20 Tomorrow is June 3. When did Midway begin? And end? We won that one if you didn't know.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)
I think it was June 6 1942.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 09:06 PM (LHPAg)


The carrier battle was on June 4th.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (5rh/l)

60 Fattening up the cat on corn is cheaper than treats.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 09:28 PM (D1E+2)

61 I think someone mentioned Pokemon cards, that is even worse.

In the US we have witnessed a shooting over cards along with a separate break-in that netted about $45,000 in cards.

But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD)

62 The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:31 PM (qx7Zg)

63
But wait, it gets worse. In Chile it is alleged a couple kidnapped and killed a 20-year-old woman for her Pokemon cards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD)

______________

*nervously looks at Beanie Baby collection*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (O0L8i)

64 Talk of Midway reminds me, I should get framed that art print of Dauntlesses, one of the signatures is that of Dick Best who singlehandedly sank Akagi

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (2GVsD)

65 Hour

#54

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)

66 This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ)

67 Action figures have 'kung-fu' grip.

Dolls have tea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:34 PM (2GVsD)

68 *pauses*

Kami-sama, I hope the Dolfie craze has died off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (2GVsD)

69 https://a.co/d/0a46tGCm

62 The attack on Dutch Harbor happened on June 3-4, 1942.

In case you want more info. A very damned good book. And the latest version includes the photos that used to be reserved.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:35 PM (NKJQT)

70
SCOTUS: The Alabama map stands.

Good news for Republicans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ)

71 IT IS A SHIBA! YAY!

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (Wmg4n)

72 70
SCOTUS: The Alabama map stands.

Good news for Republicans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 09:36 PM (n7rxJ)

Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK)

73 I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast. No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A number two. Chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 08:51 PM (6D7dZ)

A brilliant scene. Probably took half a day to shoot with all the camera setups necessary. The actress who played the waitress was terrific. She once said that she based her portrayal on quite a few waitresses at roadside stops when she traveled around the country.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (5xuJ/)

74 66 This explains everything LEGO. Real greaseball stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/5xk4a8da
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Somewhere in all of this there's going to be an argument along the lines of 'it's not a DOLL, it's an Action Figure'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2026 09:33 PM (6D7dZ)

If it's inflatable, the power of AND?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:37 PM (l3cgK)

75 First combat of the Midway battle was during the afternoon of June 3rd. Nine B-17s from Midway bombed the Japanese Occupation Force heading for Midway. No hits, though the crews reported their bombs hit four ships.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l)

76 Everyone in "Obsession" made their choices before the movie started.
Even he man who founded the One Wish Willow company made his wish before the movie started. "I just want to make a living giving my customers what they want"

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

77 Lots of dudes love baseball and football and all the rest but golf is the only game I've ever seen where wives will threaten to leaves their husbands because they spend too much time at the golf course.

It's freakin' weird, man.
Posted by: Robert is just a cornfuzzled old man at June 02, 2026 09:11 PM (dpXJq)

DH can go golf any time he wants to.

Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (NKJQT)

78 One USAAF B-71E claimed to have hit a ship of the Normandie class.

The B-17 crews got back to Hawaii first where they then told everyone how "they" defeated the Japanese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)

79 The USN left our boys on Midway to die of thirst. There was no fresh water! 100 percent guilty AF!

Posted by: Tokyo AOC at June 02, 2026 09:40 PM (rgnea)

80 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you?

https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg)

81 What has Soup done now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (2GVsD)

82 80 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

You haven't seen Achmed the Dead Terrorist, have you?

https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 09:41 PM (qx7Zg)

The real answer is that Democrats are cowards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (NKJQT)

83 Healthcare update USA: while anything is better than the UK or Canada, the hesitation for antibiotics is unreal. Twice I could have used them WAY before they finally gave me one in the past two years for sinus stuff.

Today our 9mo old baby girl had a urine test and chest x-ray (no pneumonia) for fever and vomiting since Friday. We still don't know what is wrong with her. I suppose it could be viral. However, her urine test, if it were mine for example, would be a UTI. I guess she may have to suffer for another day for an antibiotic and the 1st culture. Wth? Cloudy, tr RBC, I forget how many WBC, +1 protein is not normal.

Granted, a small boy sneezed right in her sweet face on a plane on Wed evening, so there's that. This sweetie has been sick off and on for a month and I am going to have her for a few weeks before their next trip. We all could be dead by then.

Meanwhile there are two Mexicans cutting a large dead aspen across the street and don't seem to know what they are doing.

Not complaining, it's just how the last six weeks have gone. We should have better weeks/months ahead and send the bad karma elsewhere.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (WONhk)

84 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

*tiptoes away*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

85 DH can go golf any time he wants to.

Ladies, if you take away the reason for your husband's joy, you will have a joyless husband. Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM

J golfs only occasionally, but he does go out on his boat a lot. And I say via con dios, see you when you get back. Because if ever there were an occasion where I needed him to do something for or with me instead of the boat, he knows darn well it’s a big thing and a rare ask on my part.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Wmg4n)

86 Ace will be happy to know Scott Pelley is fired from cbs.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (3uBP9)

87 Currently reading A Ship to Remember: Saga of the USS Hornet, Alexander Griffin. Hardcover published in 1943.

Hornet has recovered her air group after the first attempt to hit the Japanese. VT-8 is gone. VB-8 only had seven of twenty return. VS-8 had thirteen of fifteen. VF-8 only had four of the ten sent out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (2GVsD)

88
Don't worry; the GOPe will make sure to screw it up somehow. Oopsie! Did I do that!?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

================

(sanctimonious smile) We have priorities, Jim.

Posted by: Skinny Grifter in a Suit at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (n7rxJ)

89 84 Why can't Democrats just blow themselves up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

*tiptoes away*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

Epstein didn't hang himself.
Willie didn't blow himself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:46 PM (l3cgK)

90
Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM

____________

Her Majesty was gone for nearly a month. On Sunday, she's leaving for three days for an AKC Delegate meeting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 09:47 PM (O0L8i)

91 81 What has Soup done now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:42

Nothing, besides normal Shiba shenanigans. I was excited to see the Shiba in the content.

Though he did help change the sheets on the bed with the cats. Took 3 times as long.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:48 PM (Wmg4n)

92 Piper, IE you had fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (2GVsD)

93
Scott Pelley is fired from cbs.
Posted by: banana Dream

==============

NOW, broadcasting live from my sofa!

Posted by: Scott Pelley Unbowed at June 02, 2026 09:50 PM (n7rxJ)

94 I have never played golf. Well, put-put aside.

I would love to go to Top Golf and drive some balls downrange. I believe that would be very therapeutic. Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:51 PM (0aYVJ)

95 92 - I have very cool animals.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 09:52 PM (Wmg4n)

96 Scott Pelley fired at CBS News after blowups with Bari Weiss, new '60 Minutes' producer

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 09:56 PM (O7XEN)

97 Do you really think you can't find something to do for four or five hours on a weekend? Get over yourself.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 09:39 PM
---
My thing is camping. Bride is not a fan. But she is absolutely fine with me heading for the hills. When our sons were kids we would camp, and she was absolutely fine with that.

Gave her command of the TV, and quiet time. After almost 38 years, I think we're cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)

98 Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V)

99 98 Sorry husband's. Out playing golf when they should be home waxing the floors.

Posted by: Case at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (4Pn+V)

No, Daniel-son! I said, wax off...not Whacks off...

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 02, 2026 10:02 PM (l3cgK)

100
SCOTUS Alabama vote was 6-3. The usuals.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 10:03 PM (n7rxJ)

101 Pelley now plays the victim for the suckers. Film at eleven.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 10:06 PM (Q+gd/)

102 Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so:

This just happened.
UK makes a call to YouTube who shuts down all the live streams on the current protesting. This pressure comes from their year old Internet policy that allows the UK to acquire penalties (% of total revenue) from the platform for content they decipher as damaging.

Censorship...it's why things continue as they do in the UK. The UK residents are not allowed to know what's really going on in its entirety.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 10:07 PM (dIske)

103 Noodles

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 10:09 PM (rgnea)

104 Does Top Golf have left-handed tee setups?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
.......

Yes but the balls go into the parking lot.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (oq9dX)

105 Evening, Cafe peoples,

'Tis the end of an odd day, and I'm yawning and ready to hit the pillow soon. The Bekins guy came by this morning to video my apartment and its furniture. They estimate about $4500 if I have them pack some of the stuff; if not, it would be less, and the actual weight could change the calculation too. Compared to loading a truck myself, even with the help of some hired labor, I think it might be worth while to let them pack certain things.

Otherwise, I'm off to the eyeglass place tomorrow to see about getting some driving glasses; and the home inspection is supposed to occur on Thursday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2026 10:10 PM (wzUl9)

Primary Results Thread

Correction: NY's primaries are on June 23, not tonight. Dan Goldman will not be booted out for another three weeks, alas.


Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

Democrats also have a big primary in the solidly blue 12th District, where Democratic Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman is retiring. A whopping 13 candidates are on the ballot. The frontrunner is plastic surgeon Adam Hamawy, a progressive former Army physician who saved the life of now-Sen. Tammy Duckworth of Illinois in Iraq (she's endorsed him). He leads the field with $1.0 million raised and has benefited from $1.6 million in outside support from American Priorities, a super PAC that supports progressive Democrats who are critical of Israel.

Still, the Egyptian-born Hamawy has attracted scrutiny over some connections from his past. This includes volunteering for a medical association in Bosnia in the mid-1990s that later was found to have ties to Al-Qaida, and a relationship with Omar Abdel-Rahman, known as "The Blind Sheikh," who was convicted for his role in the 1993 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.


I don't think I'll be posting much so check in with Ed Morrissey for more coverage.

In California, of course, we'll see the primaries for LA mayor and CA governor. The current top three candidates for governor are Obama/Biden corrupt non-entity Xavier Bercera, Republican Steve Hilton (that British populist who used to appear on Fox News), and evil billionaire lunatic Tom Steyr. I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head so we can have two Republicans in the general, but I doubt it.

In the mayor's race, polling has it Basura first, Pratt second, and Nithya Raman third. Pratt has to hold on to second to make it to the general, and we also don't want Basura to get more than 50% of the "votes," because then she wins the contest without having to go the general.

Decision Desk's twitter account.


Update: You're not going to believe this, but another Zohran Mamdani-endorsed congressional candidate turns out to be a communist.

CNN:


Darializa Avila Chevalier, a democratic socialist congressional candidate endorsed by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, deleted a previous Twitter account that included thousands of posts and reposts expressing support for abolishing police, prisons and borders, as well as seizing private property and nationalizing major industries and calling into question Israel's right to exist.

Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.

But the posts from her since-deleted account from over the last decade have drawn scrutiny amid her high-profile challenge of Espaillat, a five-term incumbent and chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus. That primary, scheduled for June 23, has become a closely watched proxy battle between the Democratic Party's establishment and its ascendant democratic-socialist wing, with Mamdani's endorsement last week elevating the race's national profile.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:46 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (PJdmB)

4 st

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (l26NL)

5 Now to nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (PJdmB)

6 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (SRRAx)

7 Guess no Cafe again for me tonight
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Nooded, Thanatopsis :-P

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (NcvvS)

9 Oh, that's okay.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (PJdmB)

10 The Democrat party has been skinned and is being worn by communists. Surprisingly, many Democrats, decades in office, have stepped right into those communist shoes without missing a beat. Funny, that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (l26NL)

11 Thanks ace, it was turning into the star trek episode with the half white- half black guy vs the half black- half white guy in last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

12 My neighbor came over awhile ago and was on fire. He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on. Some states do not allow you to wear political clothing but from what I can tell, SD you can wear whatever you want. He loves confrontation so I suspect this isn't over.............

Posted by: Molly k. at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (j/yko)

13 An endorsement by Tammy Duckworth isn't worth the paper it is written on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

14 Did West Point Commie Rapone go into politics?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

15 Not too many words ace censorship, so you know it's, Mike Hunt's last name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (zZu0s)

16 Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

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yikes!!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

17 Aetius

Let this be your last battlefield.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

18 I just wore all red when I dropped my vote in (2024). Election workers didn't like that.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

19 Another big race: In New Jersey, the Blind Sheikh's lawyer and character witness, and member of an Al Qaeda front group, and the man who claimed there were no tunnels under the hospital he worked at (despite a Hamas commander being killed in those tunnels, will probably win.

Hell of a bellwether. They'll be Southampton within two generations.

Posted by: The mentally kill already murder with abandon at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (TbWk/)

20 Willow'd:

323 284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

In theory yes; in practice no. I believe that he would have to break 50% in order to win outright, and he's polling under 25% in the multi-candidate matchup. If anyone wins in this first ballot, it would be from the fraud machine putting Basura over the top.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/)

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (Sy6m/)

21 Will tonight get an ONT, then a Primary thread when CA polls close? Will this thread be reposted on top instead?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (qx7Zg)

22 "Captain Ouver, white courtesy phone."

"Hold the Hamaway."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

23 Phone, you retarded slut, what do you think the verb of censorship is, you orwellian little bitch?

Censor
Censors

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (zZu0s)

24 That's not snow. That's hail.

https://tinyurl.com/27hb7w25

goes to accuweather

Posted by: Don Black at June 02, 2026 07:53 PM (ZxPkt)

25 11 Thanks ace, it was turning into the star trek episode with the half white- half black guy vs the half black- half white guy in last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Not really. Some of us are tired of the pot is a virtuous drug shit and whatabout alcohol arguments.

There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

26 >>Oh, that's okay.

Heart was in the right place, all is well. G'Night, Horde - wife medical procedure early tomorrow, so this is going to be early, even by my standards. {Horde} Thanks, all.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (NcvvS)

27 They probably already are Southhampton, just underground.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

28 Not really. Some of us are tired of the pot is a virtuous drug shit and whatabout alcohol arguments.

There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)



seconded

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (GD0B3)

29 I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head
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Been there, done that.

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (Fi81e)

30 Let this be your last battlefield.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

*fistbump*

See Anna gets it.

I could have also gone Lazarus and antimatter Lazarus, but it is less well known.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

31 Your Bass ain't nothin but trash?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (Cqx++)

32 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (1wjle)

33 *not sure about reasons for legalization, but hey gets them to the polls , right?

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (GD0B3)

34 This fall I will be wearing my DJT "YOU MISSED" T shirt (the one with the double bird). I expect stares and snarks.

Posted by: Despise EuroTrash Marxist Rat Bastards & Sharia Conscriptees at June 02, 2026 07:55 PM (7UtEE)

35 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

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yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

36 Heart was in the right place, all is well. G'Night, Horde - wife medical procedure early tomorrow, so this is going to be early, even by my standards. {Horde} Thanks, all.
Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (NcvvS)

Prayers up for you and your bride.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (qx7Zg)

37 what's obscure about the Alternative Factor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

38 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.

Seems sketchy. I know most places don't allow "electioneering" in or near the polling place but Trump isn't running for anything.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (vTZFs)

39 This seems like a good place for "Orson's Time Traveling Theory".

Theory:
We keep hearing the rationalization that no one will ever be able to time travel, because surely we would have stumbled across a time traveler from the future by now (and let's leave physics out of this. I know it is supposed that time travel can only be to the future, and not the past).

So, my theory is that you can witness time travelers in real time at any major event if you are observant and look for them specifically. Human nature is to pick out a spectacle to view. However, during such an event, the last thing on your mind is looking for such travelers.

Ignore the two planes hitting the tower and watch that guy over on the street corner with the weird hat and bellbottoms (future quartermasters suck). Ignore the wave of molasses and pay attention to the guy that with the little row boat on Charter Str. holding a pancake in his hand.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (dIske)

40 10 The Democrat party has been skinned and is being worn by communists. Surprisingly, many Democrats, decades in office, have stepped right into those communist shoes without missing a beat. Funny, that.
Posted by: Blutarski

Most of it is that our ruling class gets wants to get paid by any means possible and use their power to piss all over others. Frankly, as a personality type, the very people that want to win office are the ones most likely to be sociopaths as a class.

Pratt is running for revenge for past wrongs and to help his fellow citizens--that is pretty rare for politicians of any party. I think Trump is in the same category.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (E4rtv)

41 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.


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take the shirt off, and pants !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

42 yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!

Might as well wait for McCain's funeral to end.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (2GVsD)

43 i'll put up the Cafe in a little bit.

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yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (GD0B3)

Don't say that! We won't get a Cafe for a month or so.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (qx7Zg)

44 There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

Whig, I don't doubt your temperance or even handedness. I too find the arguments tiring. I just am always surprised/tickled to see people who agree 999 times out of a 1000 turn into the Hatfields and the McCoys on that particular topic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (zZu0s)

45 that's right, take it all off !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (GD0B3)

46 yep, as soon as they stop counting in LA!"

So....2027?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (XuXeR)

47 They call your neighbor The Streak?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

48 what's obscure about the Alternative Factor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

In a lot of ways, it's the same episode, just with two bearded white guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:59 PM (zZu0s)

49 As a reminder, Dan Goldman is one of the piece of shit impeachment staff for Adam Schiff. He was lead counsel for the illegitimate Ukraine impeachment effort.

He deserves to lose badly.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:59 PM (E4rtv)

50 wait, not all ballots mailed June 3 have been counted!

---LA County Clerk

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (GD0B3)

51 Ace, I’m ashamed to admit this but both Lander and Goldman are Jewish

Posted by: Bob at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (3YGdZ)

52 There are reasons for legalization but claiming lesser harms or whataboutism is a pointless and stupid argument.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns, with the only viable business being the pot shop. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 08:00 PM (1z8ji)

53 41 He went to vote and was told he couldn't vote because he had a Trump 2024 shirt on.
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take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner

No shirt, no shoes, no, uh, voting? No pants aren't an issue...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (ycI94)

54 Aetius

Too bad we can't lock up the Democrat Party in a corridor between universes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)

55 Pull the head, suck the tail!

Posted by: the gulf coast at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

56 I would've been willowed while i voted so I just gotta respond to this:

I howled in laughter at the idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

RUFKM? In college, an eighth (1/ of "good (enough for suburban white college students)", with some seeds and stems (and paraquat!), was $50. Now, the same quality eighth (aka, bottom shelf), but w/o stems, seeds, or paraquat, is $10 at the store, and you can get it for $5 in quantity.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (W5mpo)

57 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

..........

I am honestly surprised he didn't.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (j/yko)

58 You'd think being endorsed by a mayor who has violated every campaign promise in just a year and is costing the city and state billions in business and is seeing crime spike in the city might be a bad thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:03 PM (8avO+)

59 Considering that the civil rights act denies all rights to communists or their successors we need to just start throwing communists in jail without trial.

Posted by: Doctor Mew at June 02, 2026 08:04 PM (XodLO)

60 Thought Lander is Jewish.

?? The New York City politician grew up in a Reform Jewish family in Creve Coeur, Missouri, and has a long history of involvement in Jewish social activism, having participated in groups like Jews For Racial & Economic Justice (JFREJ)

But he cuddles up to Mamdani and co.

Goldman's been around long enough. His ilk is being swept out, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

61 You'd think being endorsed by a mayor who has violated every campaign promise in just a year and is costing the city and state billions in business and is seeing crime spike in the city might be a bad thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:03 PM (8avO+)
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Forget it, Oldcat. It's Commietown.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (gnNyN)

62 I just am always surprised/tickled to see people who agree 999 times out of a 1000 turn into the Hatfields and the McCoys on that particular topic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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You should see the 9mm v. 45 ACP arguments or girls versus boys.

In my case and my area, there is a massive spike in batshit crazy behavior, horrible THC intoxicated driving, and synthetic THC drugs sold over the counter as 'hemp'. Police have given up enforcing laws against it as 'hemp' was legalized and promptly the TBD laced became THC laced instead. I also have seen and known artisans that cannot hire young people without them having serious issues with gas station heroin, gummy THCs, etc.

And I think it is spurring murders, etc. This is not the dope of yore with low THC levels but really powerful stuff being sold either natural via plant breeding or synthetic. And I think it is going to get worse before it gets better--each generation has to be burned in order to be a lesson to the newest generation coming up.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)

63
Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.

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Where is she on the human waste issue?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (azNOR)

64 New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns"

See, that's why we need immigration!

/

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR)

65 CA Post is reporting that libs are strategizing to split their votes - Becerra is almost guaranteed to win so the other libs are voting for Steyer to give the Dems the top 2 slots and lock out Hilton.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

66 Where is she on the human waste issue?

She's full of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

67
As a reminder, Dan Goldman is one of the piece of shit impeachment staff for Adam Schiff. He was lead counsel for the illegitimate Ukraine impeachment effort.

He deserves to lose badly.
Posted by: whig

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Is Lander on Goldman's left? If so, that makes Goldman's defeat a little sweeter to me. I don't like to see the commies taking over, but I do kind of like to watch the Maoists being eaten by their Red Guard spawn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (n7rxJ)

68 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner

You know, I was looking for some kind of (safe) "naked voting" picture, and I got an LA Times article about celebrities doing a naked voting ad in 2020. I don't remember it, but looking at the faces involved, it's many of the "C-listers" you'd expect.

https://tinyurl.com/3wn95ast

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (ycI94)

69 whig

The adults in 2040 will be hardened, pragmatic, married, Christian, pragmatists by that logic. I sure hope so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

70 But he cuddles up to Mamdani and co.
Goldman's been around long enough. His ilk is being swept out, too.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

OW MY FACE

Posted by: Goldman (Leopard Face-munching Party, NY) at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

71 I hope the CA Dems can't do percentages right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

72 I enjoy watching all these young turks in yankee land thinking they are going to vote in the Mamdanis of the world and their city will be turned into a great place to live, with free shit around every corner. Hopefully Mamdani goes full Pol Pot and empties the City and makes the residents grow rice out on Long Island.

Posted by: Year Zero at June 02, 2026 08:08 PM (z20w/)

73 Long island would blow up the bridges first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

74 New Mexico is full of dried-up and failing towns, with the only viable business being the pot shop. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

In days of yore, it used to be the liquor store. But neither are particularly helpful and I think THC is far more psychoactive than we have been led to believe which risks mental issues--alcohol can soak the brain but it takes a long time to pickle it. Most die horribly of other problems like cirrhosis of the liver or other things first.

But I think psychoactive drugs have the risk of permanently rewiring the brain, perhaps in some cases for the better, but many for the worse. And I think it is particularly bad for young people as their brains are still growing in young adulthood that alcohol simply does not affect in the same way.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:09 PM (E4rtv)

75 If Goldman, the Levi's nepot, goes down then the left is really beginning to eat itself. Wonderful.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

76 Year Zero

Most of the people killed by Pol Pot's thugs were supporters of Pol Pot.

Tis ever thus with communists and fasciststotalitarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

77 57 take the shirt off, and pants !
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:57 PM (GD0B3)

'The View' with Dr. Jill was this morning.

Velshi is going to town with maps on MS Now. Lol. Watters is on Fox. CNN a mix of crap.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)

78
I think it's time to repost Samuel, the autistic, tourette bird caller:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3kb5t9

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (kX27y)

79 The adults in 2040 will be hardened, pragmatic, married, Christian, pragmatists by that logic. I sure hope so.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Above my paygrade. I can only do what Candide did, tend my garden and hope for the best but prepare for the worst. The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers. And those strangers today don't seem likely to be as kind as those in the past for a variety of reasons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)

80 Darializa Avila Chevalier - (her webpage) helped lead the removal of the Central Park statue of J. Marion Sims, fought for the release of Abdikadir Mohamed after 18 months of ICE detention under Trump’s “Muslim ban,” and organized against family separation at Families for Freedom. And is a UAW member.

Surprise

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

81 Yikes.

Tis ever thus with communists and fasciststotalitarians.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

82 I hope Spencer Pratt gets to the runoff just to show there are still some sane people in the City of Angels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (6ydKt)

83 What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (D1E+2)

84 hope for the best but prepare for the worst. The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers. And those strangers today don't seem likely to be as kind as those in the past for a variety of reasons"

Indeed.

*tips cap*

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (XuXeR)

85 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with unexpected happiness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

86 76 Year Zero

Most of the people killed by Pol Pot's thugs were supporters of Pol Pot.

Tis ever thus with communists and fasciststotalitarians.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

And people who wore eyeglasses.
Pol Pot really hated corrective lenses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

87
The major problem for the elderly is reliance on the kindness of strangers.

____________

"You're looking a little peakèd today. We'd like to discuss MAID with you."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

88 Too bad we can't lock up the Democrat Party in a corridor between universes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:01 PM (2GVsD)

I would prefer the Vampire Cloud from Obsession (top 5 episodes, imo.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

89 Avila Chevalier, a 32-year-old investigator at a public defender's office in New York City and doctoral student, has emerged as one of the most prominent left-wing challengers in the country after Mamdani endorsed her bid to unseat longtime Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat in New York's 13th Congressional District.

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Where is she on the human waste issue?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 02, 2026 08:06 PM (azNOR)

She's a human waste enthusiast

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (lCppi)

90 "You're looking a little peakèd today. We'd like to discuss MAID with you."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I only managed a wry grin with that. Already the truth in Canada and places like Belgium.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)

91 Dems get their most left wing candidates in safe blue districts.

We get Paul Ryan, MTG, McCarthy, Massie and so on in safe red districts.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (Tpp9k)

92 New Mexico ranks 50 out of 50 in K-12 education. In most categories it fits the definition of a failed state.

People throw shade at the South. But New Mexico only beats most of those states in welfare spending.

Years of unchallenged Democrat governance has destroyed it. And BTW that’s going to be Colorado soon.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 08:18 PM (Yiq+D)

93 85 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with unexpected happiness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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You too.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

94 and doctoral student

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ah, yes of course a doctoral student....does she do theater ??

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3)

95 I hope Spencer Pratt gets to the runoff just to show there are still some sane people in the City of Angels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:11 PM (6ydKt)
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Thanks to an earlier SCOTUS ruling, losing candidates have standing to sue regarding an election. If (as we assume) California decides to take a month to count ballots, that will both allow Pratt to sue (with discovery) and underline the need for Election Day to be Election DAY.

A win-win, as they say.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

96
I only managed a wry grin with that. Already the truth in Canada and places like Belgium.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)

______________

"Canada Modelling Non-Voluntary Euthanasia to Save Trillions?”

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 08:20 PM (O0L8i)

97 I would prefer the Vampire Cloud from Obsession (top 5 episodes, imo.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
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Space: 1999 Cloud Monster > Vampire Cloud.

Fight me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)

98 [iDid West Point Commie Rapone go into politics?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (/HDaX)

99 Gas Station Heroin?

Like the amphetamine analogue pills?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

100 All I know of New Mexico is White Sands, Roswell Aliens, the A-Bomb, Santa Fe, and Albuquerque from Breaking Bad.

The later did not leave me with the most favorable impression of the city or state.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:22 PM (6ydKt)

101 What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 08:13 PM (D1E+2)
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It's not a "generation." Primary voters are not representative of the electorate, and this is doubly true for the Dems. They are going to elect the most toxic, fringe candidates and then wonder how they failed to capture Congress in spite of "historical rules" and stuff.

Also: by nominating actual Nazis and Stalinists, they will stampede the normies to the polls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Space: 1999 Cloud Monster > Vampire Cloud.

Fight me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:21 PM (ZOv7s)

Capt James T Kirk
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Scotty
Chekov (even with the wig)
Yeoman Barrows (even just a single episode, mmm)

Vs

Martin Landau
Barbara Bain

To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

103 Aetius451AD

7-OH (formally known as 7-hydroxymitragynine) is a chemical compound that naturally occurs in low levels in the kratom plant. Isolated or concentrated forms of 7-OH – such as those found in tablets, capsules, shots and liquid extracts – present significant risks. Concentrated forms of 7-OH are 13 times more potent than morphine, according to the FDA, and may lead to seizures, substance abuse disorder, withdrawal, overdose, and even death.

7-OH products are often falsely marketed as natural kratom, though they contain enhanced levels of lab-created or synthesized substances. These products are engineered to be addictive, and they are often designed to look like everyday candies, gummies, and even ice cream cones in an attempt to appeal to teens and young adults.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)

104 Is this going to be the cafe? Where's the cute penguin videos?

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

105 And this,

The Dangers of Tianeptine: Understanding “Gas Station Heroin”
The FDA and numerous state health agencies are increasingly warning about the dangers of tianeptine, commonly referred to as “gas station heroin.” This substance is being illegally sold in various outlets such as smoke shops, convenience stores, gas stations, and online platforms under misleading labels like dietary supplements, research chemicals, or brain enhancers. Some of the prevalent brand names for tianeptine include ZaZa, Pegasus, Neptune’s Fix, and Tianna Red.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

106
I enjoy watching all these young turks in yankee land thinking they are going to vote in the Mamdanis of the world and their city will be turned into a great place to live, with free shit around every corner. Hopefully Mamdani goes full Pol Pot and empties the City and makes the residents grow rice out on Long Island.
Posted by: Year Zero

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I'd like to join in, but those young turks will be as happy as hogs in slop -- well, they'll BE hogs in slop. I don't know what it takes to convince lefties that shitholes aren't cool.

I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)

107 Huh. So it is a literal heroine analogies. I did not know that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

108
Dave Limp, the unfortunately named CEO of Blue Origin posted an optimistic sounding update on Bezos' Big Boom at LC-36.

He says the tank farm is good, water tower good, and the umbilical tower can be repaired in place. The transporter-erector is gone, but he says they're moving to a "vertical conop", which means vertical concept of operations -- they're going to stack the rockets vertically and transport to pad that way, apparently. He says they'll be flying again before the end of the year.

We'll see. Still no word on the cause of that explosion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

109
Is this going to be the cafe? Where's the cute penguin videos?
Posted by: Penguins For Platner

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ace said he would post one, but I'm having' out down here for the fireworks!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (n7rxJ)

110 Whites make up only 36% of Nuevo Mehico’s population.

It’s weird that it’s an economic backwater though. I was told diversity is our greatest strength.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (Tpp9k)

111 I think it's pretty safe to coach all elections from here on out as "Communist" vs. "Other."

Nobody's going to go out on a limb with "Republican" or "Conservative" or "Other."

Unless they want to be dead. Which was the left's plan all along.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (jehhT)

112 Wow. There are a lot of test kits and books (both for and against) for Kratom on Amazon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

113 Not to sh*t on your point but iirc Brad Lander says he is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (RIvkX)

114 And this,

Andre Rivers owns Hydropops, a café and store in Little Five Points that sells a variety of items, including hemp products. "Hemp gummies, hemp drinks. We sell synthetic hemp, HHC," Rivers said.

Synthetic hemp accounts for at least one-fifth of his business. "It’s a popular product among patients, and they need their medicine," Rivers said.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (E4rtv)

115 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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The Cloud Monster was played by David Prowse. That's what I was driving at.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)

116 Heroin, phone. I know you know what heroin is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

117
What do you do about a generation that thinks these candidates represent America? It's going to be a hard wake up call when it comes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

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I think what attracts this generation (or whoever it is that's voting in the commies) is that these candidates do NOT represent America. They hate America. Let's get someone in here who represents Cuba. Or Hamas. Or Mexico.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (n7rxJ)

118 Yeah, 7-Oh is a whole lot more powerful than natural, powder firm, kratom.

Kratom is about the equivalent of taking one Tylenol 3 with Codeine it’s so mild, the worst it can do is rev you up or put you to sleep, depending on the strain of kratom or your personal bodily reaction to it.

7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (6ydKt)

119 Not to sh*t on your point but iirc Brad Lander says he is Jewish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:28 PM (RIvkX)

No offense, but if Mamdani is supporting him, I am guessing he considers him 'one of the good ones' i.e. communist first and self hating Jew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

120 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)
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I can recommend a book that includes that!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

121 from Head Shop Comix #2, Apr 1995

How To Tell Republicrats From Demmicans
All-seasons political cartoon

https://bit.ly/republicrats-demmicans

© Mindful Webworks 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (kU8xu)

122 firm = form.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (6ydKt)

123 The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

So a brainwasher and ringleader.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RiE77)

124 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

125 I just saw an analysis on the UK situation:

Mr. Fingerman kills the little girl in the Guy Fawkes mask, the neighborhood erupts in violence.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

126 The intertoobs say he's a doctoral student in Arabic Studies at the University of Chicago Department of History.

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*jokes write themselves!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)

127 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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The People's Liberation Army. They told Mao ditch the yutes and the Gang of Four or be deposed. And they had the guns and people to do it.

Mao crumbled and his wife plus the other members of the gang of four were swept out of power and you got the old PLA comrades of Mao come back into power--Chou En Lai, who then brought back Deng Tsao Ping, etc.

It probably helped that China and USSR nearly came to the USSR launching a nuclear attack on China for being batshit crazy during the Amur River crisis. USSR asked us if it was okay to nuke China through back channels which is what started the Nixon administration to try to woo China for that and Vietnam.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (E4rtv)

128 7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:29 PM (6ydKt)

I wonder if it would work for kidney stones?

It has been more than a decade since I had one, but it has worried me ever since to think I'd have a bad one and have to not kill the nurse when she handed me ibuprofen.

That time they gave me a mix of dilaudid and fentanyl. My er doc was Doctor Payne. He called it his special blend. He may have been a drug dealer on the side. I did not care as I went from a solid 9.5 on the pain scale to literally nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

129 Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

130 7-Oh is more powerful to the point of making people nod off like junkies almost instantly.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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We had a contractor that had a couple of guys strung out on it.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (E4rtv)

131 i.e. communist first and self hating Jew.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
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Yeah, he wouldn't make it in my minyan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

132 To be fair, Barbara Bain is probably equivalent to two Chekovs and one Scotty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)
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Please. Kirk would beat Martin Landau with Barbara Bain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:31 PM (RIvkX)

Then take Catherine Schell (Maya) to bed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (qx7Zg)

133 After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

Hysterical
Got me

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (RIvkX)

134 18 I just wore all red when I dropped my vote in (2024). Election workers didn't like that.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:52 PM (gKWVE)


Jill Biden? Is that you?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at June 02, 2026 08:35 PM (ENOdS)

135 I have to re-read books I've read about modern Chinese history. I can't remember what ended the Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:25 PM (n7rxJ)


IIRC Mao getting threatened and then blaming everything on his wife and her "gang of four" followed by purges.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:36 PM (rbvCR)

136 107 Huh. So it is a literal heroine analogies. I did not know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

The plant that kratom comes from is mitragayna speciosa, it’s more related to the coffee plant than the poppy.

It’s found and grown all over Southeast Asia and the Southern Pacific, especially Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia. The natives chew on the leaves for the effects.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:37 PM (6ydKt)

137
Rodenberry wanted Landau originally for Spock. Also, Jack Lord for Kirk.

Imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano. Or book 'im, Scotty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

138 112 Wow. There are a lot of test kits and books (both for and against) for Kratom on Amazon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Try going into your average mom and pop gas station nowadays, in many states, it is chocka block full of synthetic 'power' and 'energy' formulations of synthetic drugs with vague descriptions. Back in the day, they sold bath salts until state legislatures banned that. Now the state legislatures and Fedgov are playing whackamole with synthetic drug suppliers and sellers with most of it sourced from China. In many cases, because these are organic compounds, you simply design a new compound slightly different than the old one and sell that until banned. Repeat ad absurdum.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

139 I don't just hate Democrat politicians. I hate the people who vote for them. Including the nice little old lady down the street who votes for them. The Democrats have become openly communist. If you vote for them, you're no different in my mind.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (CNncw)

140 Only Mao's death made that possible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (RIvkX)

141

I imagine a cage match between Jack Lord's hair and the Shatner Turbo 2000 toupee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (w6EFb)

142 After forcing Landau to sit in the chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I recently watched Ed Wood with Landau playing a dying Bela Lugosi. Man, he was so good in that. I think he won an Academy Award for it, but that honor has lost its luster.

Anyways, he was good.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:40 PM (l26NL)

143 That time they gave me a mix of dilaudid and fentanyl. My er doc was Doctor Payne. He called it his special blend. He may have been a drug dealer on the side. I did not care as I went from a solid 9.5 on the pain scale to literally nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Problem with the street drugs is that it could prevent them from giving you drugs in the hospital.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (E4rtv)

144 Rodenberry wanted Landau originally for Spock. Also, Jack Lord for Kirk.

Imagine how that would've been. Beam me up, Dano. Or book 'im, Scotty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)



It's Roddenberry, NOT Rodenberry! What kind of self-respecting Star Trek fan are you?!!!!! Geez Looeeez!!!!!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (CNncw)

145 Anyways, he was good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:40 PM (l26NL)
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Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (RIvkX)

146 The People's Liberation Army. They told Mao ditch the yutes and the Gang of Four or be deposed. And they had the guns and people to do it.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:32 PM (E4rtv)
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My reading is that Mao's death was the decisive event. The PLA leadership was unhappy with the loss of ranks, the forfeiture of a decade of professionalism and study of modern warfare and their humiliation in border clashes with the Soviets was intolerable.

But while Mao was alive, he could keep the kids crazy.

The Gang of Four did not have that power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)

147 Jill Biden? Is that you?
Posted by: Emmie

uh... maybe if Jill had a strapon

Posted by: NARRATOR: Jill has a strapon at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (gKWVE)

148 In the mayor's race, polling has it Basura first, Pratt second, and Nithya Raman third.

Just to clarify, I'm not the Basura running for LA mayor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (+9wcF)

149 >> It's Roddenberry, NOT Rodenberry!

Things happen when you get to be 29.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

150
Then take Catherine Schell

Moon Zero Two

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (Cqx++)

151 Repeat ad absurdum.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)


China White was a synthetic heroin that, when made wrong, caused Parkinson's disease to the users. The newer synthetics probably have the same risks

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (rbvCR)

152
Cafe

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (3ek7K)

153 Yes it was very convincing.

A lot more than playing Commander John Koenig.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm watching the MST3K version of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster with Bela right now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (l26NL)

154 Problem with the street drugs is that it could prevent them from giving you drugs in the hospital.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (E4rtv)

It was good shit. I literally passed out after only a short breath from screaming for about 6 hours (tried to wait it out.)

I remember Dad driving me home with a huge grin on my face. 'I think im going to throw up, Dad.' He pulls over and I stand on the shoulder while it's snowing, happy as could be. Didn't throw up. Hopped back in and then slept for like 12 hours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

155 I wonder if it would work for kidney stones?

It has been more than a decade since I had one, but it has worried me ever since to think I'd have a bad one and have to not kill the nurse when she handed me ibuprofen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:33 PM (zZu0s)

I have a friend who gets bad gout occasionally and a really bad knee that causes him pain, He needed opioids for it. So I told him to try some kratom to see if that would help him instead.

We got some “Pimp Grade Maeng Da” (supposedly the most powerful processed kratom money can buy) to see if it helped the knee pain. He tried it and saud it didn’t really help, That could be because he got tolerance from all the painkilkers he took, though.

A lot of people use it for pain management and swear by it.

It’s also good for ex-heroin addicts who are trying to tamp down urges.

You could try some and see if it helps.
You can buy it online, but it’s banned in some cities, counties, and states have banned it, so you’d need to check on that first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt)

156 Only Mao's death made that possible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 08:39 PM (RIvkX)
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Yes. Mao launched the Cultural Revolution to restore his power. He had been sidelined after the disaster of the Great Leap Forward, but the youth only knew him as a venerable founder of the nation. So he weaponized them against their elders.

The PLA, which had been professionalized, was wrecked overnight. It tried to put down the Red Guards, and got crushed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Things happen when you get to be 29.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 08:44 PM (w6EFb)



Heh. Just funnin' with ya'.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (CNncw)

158 You can buy it online, but it’s banned in some cities, counties, and states have banned it, so you’d need to check on that first.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:45 PM (6ydKt)

No. I have not had one. I have an addictive personality, but I always husbanded the percocet they gave me like diamonds, only using them when I absolutely had to- because I did not want to have a situation where I had one and had used them all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

159 It's going to be an interesting night to see which TDS afflicted communist wins a seat.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (Q/FnY)

160 The pain that one time still scares the ever loving shit out of me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

161 And the Pricks and Minidicks saga just got wilder.

The CEO of Patreon just told Pricks and Minidicks to stuff their takedown request on Reckless Ben and to sue.

Ammon McJerkoff has just discovered he is no longer the biggest fish in the lake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

162 And I think it is spurring murders, etc. This is not the dope of yore with low THC levels but really powerful stuff being sold either natural via plant breeding or synthetic. And I think it is going to get worse before it gets better--each generation has to be burned in order to be a lesson to the newest generation coming up.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:05 PM (E4rtv)

another possibility is that these kids today are just wimps and can't handle the mundane ditch weed we used to laugh at and also get off our lawn.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:52 PM (8avO+)

163 At the latest stages of the Cultural Revolution, in 1975, Zhou pushed for the "Four Modernizations" in order to undo the damage caused by Mao's policies.

And that was the beginning of the end of the Gang of Four. Zhou was dying of bladder cancer and preceded Mao's death but the pathway and successor to Mao was not going to the Red Guard and the associated Gang of Four. Mao died and Huo Guofeng got rid to the Gang formally but their power was shriveling as the olds came back to power in key positions from political Siberia.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:53 PM (E4rtv)

164 Top of Insty. Its funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

165 another possibility is that these kids today are just wimps and can't handle the mundane ditch weed we used to laugh at and also get off our lawn.
Posted by: Oldcat
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We are seeing natural THC levels at 18-20-30 percent compared with the 3-8 percent of yore in 70's marijuana. Synthetic or spiked natural products like gummies, vaping extract, etc. are even higher. Cannabis concentrates represent the highest THC level products, typically containing 60% to 90% THC. And are responsible for the bulk of emergency room THC poisoning cases,

Like in Colorado,
"Emergency room visits for marijuana-related issues rose three-fold between 2012 and 2016, with edibles causing disproportionate adverse reactions despite comprising less than 1% of total THC sales."

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 08:57 PM (E4rtv)

166
Thanks for the Chinese insights, morons. The essential takeaway: the Red Guard did not implode or get buried by a counter-revolution of people disaffected by it. It was simply overtaken by another power struggle, events, etc.

Which means our growing commie tumor will probably not be undone by the sheer misery it wreaks, but by yet another lefty faction.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (n7rxJ)

167 No. I have not had one. I have an addictive personality, but I always husbanded the percocet they gave me like diamonds, only using them when I absolutely had to- because I did not want to have a situation where I had one and had used them all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

Kratom won’t touch Percocet.

By the time you downed enough kratom to match a Percocet you’d be passed out on the floor before any pain relief hit you.

I wouldn’t worry about trying kratom in that case.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)

168 CA Post is reporting that libs are strategizing to split their votes - Becerra is almost guaranteed to win so the other libs are voting for Steyer to give the Dems the top 2 slots and lock out Hilton.
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

I saw some flake pseudo influencer touting that...whether voters actually do it remains to be seen.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 08:59 PM (8avO+)

169 I wouldn’t worry about trying kratom in that case.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 08:58 PM (6ydKt)

Good to know. Side note: when I had a kidney stone, percocet did not really 'work' per se. They just made the pain manageable and distant.

That is what was so insane about the cocktail they gave me that time. The pain disappeared. Nearly instantly. Just gone. Not distant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

170 It was good shit. I literally passed out after only a short breath from screaming for about 6 hours (tried to wait it out.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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During my various surgeries and accidents, I am well acquainted with opiods. Frankly I don't care for them. I take them as prescribed and finish the prescription and don't get a second one. For things like knee surgery and the immediate need for rehab, they are a necessary evil but I don't like feeling like I don't care whether I am alive or dead.

I got Dilaudid after crushing my knee cap in a fall from the ER. Don't care for it, makes me nauseous. Had morphine drips in hospital for knee surgery, don't care for it, destroys my personality into a flat affect, had oxycontin, gives me an excruciating headache and nausea. Told docs I was allergic to it. Substitued vicodin, slight relief, but you cannot think on it and it last just enough during sleep that you wake up after 4-5 hours in pain. Had fentanyl for recent spinal surgery, arm and elbow surgeries, etc. It eliminates pain but also thought.

So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

171 166
Thanks for the Chinese insights, morons. The essential takeaway: the Red Guard did not implode or get buried by a counter-revolution of people disaffected by it. It was simply overtaken by another power struggle, events, etc.

Which means our growing commie tumor will probably not be undone by the sheer misery it wreaks, but by yet another lefty faction.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The thing is that these Red Guard did not, when grown up, go back to their youth days, because in fact they just wanted to make money by that point like good capitalists did.

Our Red Guard today are already wealthy and yet pine to make us all poor. Wealthy people cosplaying as revolutionaries to give their wretched lives some meaning.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:07 PM (E4rtv)

172 So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah, it was about three days before I was thinking straight after that. But it was so much better than that pain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

173 Yeah, it was about three days before I was thinking straight after that. But it was so much better than that pain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Acute pain like kidney stones need treatment. But taking them for chronic pain is like putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger. I have chronic pain due to arthritic damage from inflammatory arthritis. Major joints are deteriorated, nerves got pinched by bone spurring, etc. My conclusion is better to just live with it and use heat, ice, stretching, pt, movement, and sleep as best as you can. Beats whatever the chemists cook up in the long run plus much less side effects.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:12 PM (E4rtv)

174 So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

You know it’s bad when pharma co.’s have to come up with a specific drug to counteract the constipation caused by another drug.

I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 09:13 PM (6ydKt)

175 ...So, outside of actual surgery, I find painkillers as a drag--they give you constipation, they cloud your mind, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)



I'm with you whig. I'm weaning off oxycodone after almost 5 years on it, after multiple back surgeries during that time. I hate it with a passion and have been off for 2 weeks now. The pain is still there but I'd almost rather deal with that than the side-effects of the drug.


My biggest regret is getting the surgeries. I think they actually made me worse.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:15 PM (CNncw)

176 I sure hope that Republican sheriff Chad Bianco can pull head so we can have two Republicans in the general, but I doubt it.

We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)

177 You're not going to believe this, but another Zohran Mamdani-endorsed congressional candidate turns out to be a communist.

Scratch a dem, find a Notsee, find a Commie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:18 PM (l3cgK)

178 We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)



Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works. And that's why the filthy communist animal Democrats use it. because the more complicated something is the easier to exploit it and cheat.


Actually, I'd also outlaw the Democrat Party while we're at it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (CNncw)

179 I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf a
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They don't eat. That is the reason they look like skeletons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

180 Doesn’t Basura mean garbage or trash in Spanish?

Posted by: Coelacanth at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (mYLg6)

181 180 Doesn’t Basura mean garbage or trash in Spanish?

Posted by: Coelacanth at June 02, 2026 09:25 PM (mYLg6)

It does. Basura Blanca would be trash that is white in color...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:29 PM (l3cgK)

182 179 I don’t know how heroin junkies do it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf a
========
They don't eat. That is the reason they look like skeletons.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

One HELL of a weight loss program you got there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:29 PM (l3cgK)

183 178 We have an f'n jungle primary...better to have only ONE Rep to support for Gov, lest we end up with two dems running for it...like what happened with the US Senator not too many years ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:17 PM (l3cgK)


Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works. And that's why the filthy communist animal Democrats use it. because the more complicated something is the easier to exploit it and cheat.


Actually, I'd also outlaw the Democrat Party while we're at it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 02, 2026 09:20 PM (CNncw)

So a jungle primary for Governor with something like 61 candidates...
https://tinyurl.com/9ebxakvf

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:32 PM (l3cgK)

184
Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works.

How does AI explain it ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Cqx++)

185 184
Jungle primaries should be outlawed. You could explain calculus easier than you can explain how a jungle primary works.

How does AI explain it ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 09:45 PM (Cqx++)

Maybe there is some confusion between Kali Jungle primaries and Alaska jungle primaries? Alaska uses Ranked Choice...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (l3cgK)

186 How AI describes Ranked Choice Voting (RCV):

How RCV Works

Ranking Candidates: Voters can rank candidates from their most preferred to least preferred.
Vote Counting:
All first-choice votes are counted initially.
If a candidate receives more than 50% of the first-choice votes, they win.
If no candidate achieves a majority, the candidate with the fewest votes is eliminated.
Votes for the eliminated candidate are redistributed to the remaining candidates based on the voters' next preferences.
This process continues until a candidate secures a majority.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:00 PM (l3cgK)

187 So RCV means if you have one Rep and 2 dems, and the Rep gets 49.99% of the vote a Dem will probably win...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 10:04 PM (l3cgK)

188 Polls will close momentarily here in California.

One disheartening thing for Republicans is that the Party couldn't come up with recommended candidates for some offices.

CalMatters was one of the better sources of briefs on leading candidates for some of these offices.

And of course, 61 candidates for governor was kind of entertaining during the voting process.

Posted by: KT at June 02, 2026 11:01 PM (rdeQO)

189
Maybe there is some confusion between Kali Jungle primaries and Alaska jungle primaries? Alaska uses Ranked Choice...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 09:58 PM (l3cgK)

AK and ME feature parliamentary systems of government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2026 03:47 AM (gfO9L)

Democrats Meet With Nazi Feces-Fetishist Graham Platner To Ask If It's Just the Nazi Tattooo/Communism/Mockery of a Purple Heart Hero/Racism/Obsessive Sexting, Or If There's a Real Scandal Coming

Spoiler: They're sticking with the Communist Nazi serial adulterer welfare layabout aroused by the smell of human waste.


Maine Democratic Senate primary frontrunner Graham Platner is scheduled to meet with Democratic senators in Washington on Tuesday afternoon, according to two people familiar with the plans.

Why it matters: The long-planned meeting will give senators an opportunity to ask Platner directly about allegations that he sent sexually explicit text messages to as many as a dozen women in 2023, according to reporting by The Wall Street Journal and The New York Times.

Over the weekend, Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) indicated he had questions about the allegations.

"Yes, I have concerns," Booker said on ABC News. "That guy has questions to answer. And that's what campaigns are for."

Zoom out: Democrats are increasingly concerned about Platner's viability in a must-win Senate race and whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.

...

State of play: Platner has disputed aspects of the reporting, but his campaign has not denied its central claim -- that he sent explicit text messages to other women after marrying in late 2023.

"Graham isn't saying the texts to other women at the start of the marriage are not real. They are," a campaign official told media outlets. "He's frustrated by the sensationalization of several private facts relayed by a former confidante to journalists."


Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins.

"I met with Graham Platner today," Schumer told reporters at his weekly news conference. "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

He also re-stated his endorsement of the Nazi.

NC Research
@RNCResearch

🚨 WATCH

Chuck Schumer dodges questions about Graham Platner FOUR times before doubling down on his endorsement.

SCHUMER: "Any other subject you got?"

Q: "Are you still supporting Graham Platner?"

SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."


All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich.

By the way, I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight. California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them.

Democrats really enjoy "winning" "elections" in the 5th Quarter.

The Police-Assisted Race Murder continues to cause controversy, for some reason.

Cathy Newman, who was exposed for her low-IQ hackery by Jordan Peterson ("so you're saying women are lobsters..."), doesn't understand why anyone would feel "rage" at the murder of Henry Nowak. When asked what emotion she feels, she won't answer, and insists that she is the one doing the interviewing.

But when her interview subject makes points she doesn't want made, she repeatedly interrupts him and now changes the nature of the discussion: Now it's not that she's interviewing him, so his words should be the star. Now they're having a conversation, and she should get to make all the political points she wants to make.



Henry Nowak's father never once said "I don't want any accountability from the police or the system that caused his death" -- but the left is pretending that his single sentence about "division" means just that.

And they're pretending away the other things he said, like that it is no longer arguable that UK uses Two Tier Policing, and that that policing caused his son's death.


Matt Goodwin
@GoodwinMJ

9h

This "former senior police officer" named Neil Basu came out publicly in support of Black Lives Matter & said protestors were "right to be angry".

Not this time though - you're not allowed to be angry this time.

There are many such posts on Twitter, pointing out that leftists declared that it was good to be angry -- and justifiable to riot -- after George Floyd committed suicide by eating all of the drug evidence against him now saying that people just need to accept that their lives are subject to the whim of whatever orc feels aggrieved today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 one!

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (5rh/l)

2 I look forward to the CA election results in August.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (YwEeS)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

4 Oh, fuck all these guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

5 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

6 Oh, fuck all these guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Not even with Michelle Obama's dick.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (VHUov)

7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

8 Kathy Newman seems to have taken a few clue-by-fours to the head since Peterson gutted her act. Why they have her on television any more is a wonder.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (8avO+)

9 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?
Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

Youd just eat it the wrong way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

10 How big will they cheat to get this guy in?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

11 Schumer would only say that the Democrats are going to beat Susan Collins.

= =

But... but... I'm one of you!!

Posted by: Susan Collins at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (m0WlR)

12
"Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

13 The Poop Bandit seems to be getting a Lot of publicity. I am not of the opinion that All Publicity is Good Publicity.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (Gqar8)

14 named Neil Basu"

It's a shame that some can't get punched in the face.

Hard.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (XuXeR)

15 Basu sounds like a good Irish name.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (amcLV)

16 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

17 Spoiler: They're sticking with the Communist Nazi serial adulterer welfare layabout aroused by the smell of human waste.

My boy cat ate the girl cat's turd once...he's forever a turd-eater in my book.

It's like that joke about Fergus, not remembered for his bridge building or clock tower building, but for that one sheep he buggered...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

18 "Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

At least he didn't feed it to his wife-equivalent like Beto did.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (8avO+)

19 SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."

"I was served a poo sandwich, and I didn't like the taste as much as some might, but I already ate it, and now I don't know what to do."

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (gKWVE)

20 I sympathize with the family but I really give a damn about how they want people to react. People should be enraged and absolutely holding the police and government responsible.

You don't get change by letting this stuff pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

21 5 You got any of that Corn on a Brown Cob?

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (P0D9r)

Howdey Ho!

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)

22 Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V)

23 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

24 7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

25 12
"Aroused by the smell of human waste".

Now that's just sick. "I can't even" as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

Human bipede with Amber Heard?

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK)

26 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)

27 "If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to see Collins beaten" said Schumer as Platner led him away to the camp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (gQKJe)

28 Is he really an oyster farmer? I thought yhat was some sort of poop fetish euphemism.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (Vvh2V)
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Prairie oysters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV)

29
What was the old Ron White joke about him asking his vet was there any way to stop his dog from eating turds. Vet gave him some pills to give the dog. Ron asked how did it work, and the vet replied it made them taste bad.

"WTF?" was Ron's response.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (w6EFb)

30 My short list of the worst candidates I've ever seen:

Fetterman
Katie Hobbs
Bob Dole
Brandon

Move over guys!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (l26NL)

31 24 7 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar8)

32 What this also reveals is what a farce and psyop the "murder" of Floyd was.

And how the left uses race as a wedge to create chaos and violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

33 Nightly news ....

Bank hostage situation
Trump fund

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

34 I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
.......

FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS)

35 26 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

we have a constitution here in CA. it says we have to have a balanced budget every year. It doesn't say we have to math good.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (8avO+)

A constitution's guarantees are only as good as the peoples' ability to enforce it...
Mexico's Constitution has the right to arms...but you'll be arrested for an empty shell casing...

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (l3cgK)

36 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

37
Polls close at 7:00.

At 7:02, Karen Bass is declared the winner.

At 7:05 - two months later - the vote totals are released.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (O0L8i)

38 Fuck you Platner.
I spit out a mouth full of blood during desert storm and never even bothered about the purple heart award stuff. Making sure my people were ok was far more important. It was another day in combat.

And then came Mogadishu.
Piss off you poser.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

39 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)

40 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (amcLV)

I don't even want to ask! 😂

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (Vvh2V)

41 I kind of just expect LA to announce Bass is the clear winner without any totals the first day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

If only Shepherd Smith were around to call the election right now...
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (wLjpr)

-----------------

BREAKING: Fox News Has Called Arizona For Bass.

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (DYnHh)

42
Whatever happened to Mr. Eyeliner, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Gqar

That's GUYliner, duh!

And I have no idea. He flounced off Fox, was at CNN, I think, but they didn't like him either.

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (wLjpr)

43 @31 Shepard is spending more time with his family. Well, his boyfriend's butt anyway. Big month for them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (gQKJe)

44 I had to bug out and prepare lunch but I am back with a thought.

When I first heard the rivers of blood speech, I was surprised that Enoch Powell said something about how the young in England see no hope for the future and many plan to emigrate. Surprised because things were not so bad back then, but maybe in mill towns (where he was mostly talking about) it was already very bad. Many paki's imported as cheap mill labor. (the left made it all about "blacks" and the windrush 1000 or so and racism, not the 10s of thousands of pakis and cheap labor.

In grad school I knew a few expats and I was even then surprised (80s) that many said there was no future and no upward mobility in UK. To become better than what you are born, you have to emigrate.

Yesterday JJ links had an item that Britain got 1M migrants and 600K citizens leaving just last year!

Decades of that, and mostly all that are left are serfs. All is lost.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CkUJU)

45 Human bipede with Amber Heard?
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (l3cgK)



Welp, they say there's a woman for every man...

and I guess they're right!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:37 PM (iJfKG)

46 Bass and Becerra both look like frogs. We love 'em!

Posted by: Frogs for Bass at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (UjdFS)

47 fuck the Nazi
fuck the Tats

He is a socialist

They want people to get past that

Same as Talirico

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (/+uur)

48 34 I'm not going to be covering the California mayoral and gubernatorial elections tonight.
.......

FOX News has already called the elections for Bass and Becerra

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (UjdFS)

There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online...

Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

49
And then came Mogadishu.
Piss off you poser.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you.

Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjpr)

50 Spending $1 (R) on Pratt and Talliricos butt fucking or sexting or tats is stupid.

Just tell people they will vote against YOU every fuckin time.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (/+uur)

51 Henry's family doesn't have the right to tell us to ignore the circumstances that led to his death. I can be be outraged at what happened even if I am American and I never knew the kid.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (THY4u)

52 Were you there, Diogenes? God bless you and thank you for your service in all theaters, but that...just, thank you.
Posted by: moki at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (wLjp


Yup.
Was there.
My honor to serve.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (2WIwB)

53 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (RIvkX)

Sounds like there ought to be some polling place observers put in place.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (Vvh2V)

54 Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)

55 "Paul" disgraces the name

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

56 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)

----------------

Old York City has a nice ring to it.

/Also, "THAT could be MY head in a basket ..."
-- Longshsanks after Wallace's Sack of York

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (DYnHh)

57 Being "hated in Maine" isn't the hit you think it is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

58 Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

Alas, the universe is utterly indifferent to your concerns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

59 They are just hoping not to catch Platner Fasciitis.

I mean, not that they don't like fascism, the just prefer to think of it as Scientific Population Management. So it's mainly if the words stay distant from them, they are quite okay with it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

60 If Sikhs get to carry their ceremonial knifes, then the Highlanders should get to wear their dirks, and the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (qx7Zg)

61 The only way I can work around this is to decide that they think they cannot beat Susan Collins, so they are just giving this guy his one chance then telling him "we tried our best now go away." Because, seriously. Really? This guy???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (UZCuZ)

62
"Oyster farmer". Is that what the kids call it now?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (O0L8i)

63 Not a big fan of these Interesting Times in which we are living.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)
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You may not be interested in Interesting Times, but Interesting Times are interested in you.

But not if they remove you as an obstacle. Then you're handled.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

64 36 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

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Some times it takes a nazi to take back the Rheinland... ummmm I mean the senate

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (THY4u)

65 Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian

Alas, the universe is utterly indifferent to your concerns.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ)

*kicks rock*

I know. It just cheeses me off. Gawl!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (0aYVJ)

66 MS Now - MAGA Warrior Bill Pullte - sorry spelling - as new Intel leader.

Panties in a wad because he has 'no intel experience.' 'No qualifications for the job.'

Yeah, that's crazy. Like putting a community organizer as President of the US.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

67 by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK

Good way to peel off votes against Bass.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Vvh2V)

68 the rest of Scots, Angles, Saxons, and Normans get daggers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It's been noted that "Saxon" is Germannic for sicario.
It's literally part of Saxon culture to be armed.

Posted by: gKWVE is, sadly, probably more Welsh at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)

69 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E)

70 Former senior police officer Neil Basu tells James O'Brien that he believes Nigel Farage is using Henry Novak’s death to score ‘political points'.

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No shit, Sherlock. What kind of a politician would he be if he didn't?

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (xpP6J)

71 16 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

The constitution guarantees states to have a constitutional republic form of government . Someone should sue California. Because they ain't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)


The Dems desperately need Pratt to finish third. So he and his supporters won't mercilessly continue to ridicule Bass and the LA Democrat Machine for another five months. I expect the 'official' voting results will have him finishing third. Behind Bass and the other Democrat. I will not be surprised if Bass officially gets more than 50 per percent. Then there will not be a subsequent election in November; Bass will be elected mayor in today's jungle primary. It's the safest course for the Democrats. They'll get Bass officially over 50 percent in a week or so, by hook or crook.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (5rh/l)

72 Jew endorses nazi, what is this the UK?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 06:36 PM (n5tGW)
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This is what we call "No real standards".

E. Coli Chuck has it in spades.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

73 are just hoping not to catch Platner Fasciitis.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Vvh2V)

74 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

It's like we live in CrazyTown.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (SRRAx)

75 "We're going to beat Susan Collins and take back the Senate."

Schumer repeated the talking point multiple times.

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Today the Senate. Tomorrow the world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:45 PM (M+D07)

76 My culture’s ceremonial instrument is a John Moses Browning creation.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UYYJi)

77 Off, shitty sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (l3cgK)

78
Today is the 60th anniversary of the Surveyor 1 landing on the Moon. This was our first try and it worked like a charm.

Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)

79 69 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the nazi party!
Posted by: The Producers at June 02, 2026 06:43 PM (2hP3E)

Quoting a play about a movie about a play.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (/+uur)

80 There were several DOZEN candidates for Governor on the ballot...61 is the number I read online...
Posted by: Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo
......

Yeah, over 60. One guy's name is Barack Obama Shaw or some shit. Another guy was Mohammad Arif Democratic
Immigrants Organizer. My mail in ballot the whole first page was a list of the candidates, Steve Hilton was way at the end.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (UjdFS)

81
Dems (hair on fire mode): THE TPUSA STAGE IS SHAPED LIKE AN ANCIENT TEUTONIC SYMBOL THAT SOMETIMES SHOWED UP IN NAZI SYMBOLOGY!!!

Also Dems: Geez, it's only the tattoo that the Auschwitz guards wore!! Quiet down, Nazis.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

82 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+)

83 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)

84 It's like we live in CrazyTown.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.

Should've stayed away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (M+D07)

85 No way they can allow Spencer to win. It's a one-party dictatorship brought to you by industrial strength vote fraud.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:31 PM (l26NL)

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It still depends on what is the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (xpP6J)

86 Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

87 Marxists know really how to find these people

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

88 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)
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Vikings and Beekeepers?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

90 23 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)


I was wondering about that.

It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

91 When this guy is ahead in the polls, you can really see how much Trump is hated in Maine

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Every election Susan Collins trails in the polls (by like 10 points) and wins by 10 points.

But keep fucking that chicken, Commie ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (DYnHh)

92 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (NgPv+)

They've had to downgrade. They're pirating copies of Broderbund Print Shop for Apple II.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (qx7Zg)

93 Lol. To be fair, the troll isn't quibbling that Platner is a racist, nazi thug. All that is ok because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)
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They just don't see how much of the nose they have to do to make the connection in the other direction.

They have those magic words: "just like" or "same as"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Fi81e)

94 Decaf

I'd love it if the election processors were as sick of dysfunctional LA as Spencer Pratt is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

95 Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

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Couldn't you just burn some?

Posted by: L.A. at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)

96 I'm beginning to think that the excitement in the UK might be why I'm getting recommendations for Viking music.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:47 PM (qx7Zg)
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Vikings and Beekeepers?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

I haven't checked whether Amazon is recommending mead - yet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (qx7Zg)

97 They have to keep counting until the one the masters want it to be.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

98 This guy is making that Furry feces pranking guy Beat-Off O'Rourke look NORMAL.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

99 These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V)

100 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Hey, we're working overtime now; Pass ten hours and it's double time. Got that?
_Best Print Shop

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Don't get caught with your pants down. Call us now!

Posted by: 24 Hour Xerox Repair at June 02, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

101 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

102 My understanding the guy who is the current governor of Maine, I mean woman, dropped out but is still on the ballot. They'll drop him out and drop her in (like happened in New Jersey). He might even win. SHE!!! She might even win.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (l26NL)

103 Tammy al-Thor

Burn fuel trucks going to Islamic centers. Then go after the ethnic food trucks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

104 Iirc, Maine law allows the Dems to select their candyshould Platner drop out after the primary.
Could be a Kamala situation as Plan B, a totally fresh candidate.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

I was wondering about that.

It's like the Dems are laying the seeds for just that kind of thing to happen.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (SRRAx)

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Yep, after the NAZI is forced out before the end of the month, The Maine Democrat-Communists will install the current Governor Janet Mills (who "suspended" her campaign for The Senate) as their candidate.

"WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!"

Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh)

105 Democrats have never been serious about anything.

... Except no matter what they want more of your money to spend.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)

106 If I had to describe Cathy "so what you're saying is" Newman in one word, it would be "execrable."

Posted by: I'M CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW!!!! at June 02, 2026 06:53 PM (TbWk/)

107 .
@KarenBassLA continues to attack acting as a job.

Quite odd for the Mayor of LA to diminish the town’s #1 industry

[California's #1 threat Nazi]_@RichardGrenell
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ELECTION DAY: just remember, if you want to save California, vote for Steve Hilton and Spencer Pratt. You must, however, do even more than that. The Democrats will have an army out there... [California's #2 threat Nazi]_@RealJamesWoods

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (NgPv+)

108 OT:

Did a 45 hour fast from sat into Monday. It went better than I thought. Its strange. The first 36 hours was pretty easy. I was a bit fatigued when I woke up Monday morning, but not horrible.

Side note: at hour 35 of a 45 hour fast and you are going to the grocery to get spinach, EVWRYTHING looks good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

109 NEW: James Talarico’s church takes a portion of its money to support a variety of woke initiatives, including a group that puts on a trans summer camp and out-of-state travel for abortions

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Definite moderate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (M+D07)

110 It still depends on what is the margin of fraud.
Posted by: Decaf

It's a one party dictatorship. The margin of fraud is whatever they say it is.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (l26NL)

111 I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

112 I remember 1977-1979 and the Brits were all worked up about everyone being "rayciss" because the National Front did not want the blacks from the islands and other savage lands just up and emigrating to merry olde England. There were riots, The Clash wrote songs, people were accused, besmirched and be sodden over it.

Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London.

Posted by: England Is Dreaming at June 02, 2026 06:54 PM (z20w/)

113 Large Hadron Collider. I blame it for everything. Who knows what happening to the fabric of reality beyond what they can measure. The unknown unknown.
Like maybe Spenser?

Posted by: From about That Time at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sl73Y)

114 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " " They need to figure out how many they need to manufacture and then manufacture them.

no doubt they'll be lovingly drop-forged out of melamine by chinese slave labor.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (sGtp+)

115 You can't stop the mephitic movement!

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

116 Democrats have never been serious about anything.

except hating us and wanting us dead

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (VyBeY)

117 would be "execrable."
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would be "excrementable"



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (NgPv+)

118
Vikings and Beekeepers?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)



You rang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4B_PY2vveQ

Posted by: SCTV at June 02, 2026 06:55 PM (iJfKG)

119 Q: "Are you still supporting Graham Platner?"

SCHUMER: "I endorsed Graham Platner."

==

Fucking unreal. What a piece of garbage.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (GD0B3)

120 Bill Maher wanted to talk about solar panels. You know, the important issues facing CA.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

121 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

122
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)

123 For what it's worth...long lines this morning in LA when the polls opened. Californians don't get up early for anything. They don't even stick around for the end of a Dodgers game in a close game.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

124 The family also said that it was unbearable and undeniable that we saw here Two Tier Policing. The family also said he wanted the Sikh knife exception repealed.

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That little adjustment is not adequate. Let me suggest something that will actually help:

Er'body needs gunz

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (THY4u)

125
I am surprised as hell i walked out without pastry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I do that too. Old age dementia for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (Cqx++)

126 All the other Nazis are lining up behind their bearded beflanneled Reinhard Heydrich.

==

THey know how to pick'em !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (GD0B3)

127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)

128 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ

Hello! I trust you are well?
And most excellent suggestions. I suspect a few score of Morons here could get a great deal of action started over the pond.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (Vvh2V)

129 "WE HAD TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!"
Posted by: ShainS at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (DYnHh)
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We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions.

They had to draft Biden into the race in 2020, because so many of the brand-name Dem voters didn't want anything to do with the radical side of the party that had begun to smell like bad fish. And then the rigged their party *from* having a primary doubling-down on Joe in 2024, until he utterly collapsed like we suspected he would, and then they crane-lifted Kamala who hadn't won a primary, and on and on it goes. Forced decisions and own-goals.

Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e)

130 Nothing would be funnier than Pratt taking > 50% of the vote to avoid a runoff. Won't happen but that would be awesome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:58 PM (gQKJe)

131 Good news, everyone! He's going moderate!

Betsy #
@betsy2dre
Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07)

132 I liked the headline, Ace. It made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (ix8EF)

133 127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)
___________________________

Used to eat lunch there every day (you're talking about Bryant Park in Manhattan, yes?). Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)

134 Platner was on KiK for over 3000 days & took his profile down literally last night. Didn't his campaign think that THAT might have been a problem?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (M+D07)
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For those who aren't counting, that's over 8 years.

Over 8 years to whoopsie! be on a platform known for pedos.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

135 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

136 When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)

137 They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.
Posted by: publius

They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)

138 Zoom out: Democrats are increasingly concerned about Platner's viability in a must-win Senate race and whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.

'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

139 122
Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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A woman runs toward a migrant and splashes water on him in anger after noticing that he’s pleasuring himself while watching her and her friend ...

https://tinyurl.com/yckf5h5a

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (NgPv+)

140 Doesn't hurt to remember that many of Maine's (*ahem, ahem*) newest voters think rubbing one out in an outhouse is perfectly normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (O0L8i)
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JD Vance was WEIRD!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

141 >>I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

Wave at the webcam.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

142 I did not know Platner was German...Notsees and feces fetishism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (l3cgK)

143 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

... that might be a 'little' past the mark, Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

They wouldn't have to go too far to sell them - just head for a no-go zone.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (qx7Zg)

144 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo)

145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

146 135 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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One giant step for dumbing down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (NgPv+)

147 There's a sickness in the Democrat party and it's a strong vibe of tribalism that does not promote self-awareness. They are savages.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (D1E+2)

148 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

And Me

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (FtULh)

149 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)

Sign a 420 enthusiast was carrying in a protest: "99 Billion People Can't Be Wrong!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (l3cgK)

150 When was the last time Platner posted on Kik? Maybe if we had what some other countries have, these things called "reporters", someone could pick up on that
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)
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One of our most active reporters had a law in his name in California to stop the racism of fraud investigations that might have a disparate impact in the ethnicity it fingers doing the fraud.

Reporting be racist, yo!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)

151 Democrats are moderates until they win then turn Marxists

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

152 Fast forward 40 plus years and the Jamaicans and blacks have disappeared to be replaced by the real savages from East Asia who come willy nilly to rape, kill and become Mayor of London.
Posted by: England Is Dreaming

I saw the seeds of this in the early 90's

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (RiE77)

153 We could otherwise consider it the death-rattle of a party how they have a chain of incidents where they are forced into decisions.

Now, well we have to run Platner because--vetting be fucked! And we have to have somebody with some semblance of testosterone-which again--the elite Dems pretty much despise.
Posted by: Axeman
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Democrats are simply an organized crime syndicate designed to capture government to rob it with patsy front men while the ones behind the scenes make bank from fraud and cronyism. They use commie philosophy and commie rhetoric to hide behind and rally their mentally defective storm troopers but these assholes running the Dem party don't believe in anything other than getting paid.

Same with their gimmedat faction that is fine with white libs trooning their kids, having no kids, etc. as long as the gimmedats get their fraud from Uncle Sam.

And the cosplay college factions are a bunch of loser lunatics that want to burn everything to the ground because they have been educated beyond their native intelligence. Same with the asshole foreign college crowd, they want to bring their own country crap with them.

So you get a shitshow of a party.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)

154 It might be that der Putzkommandant - or his staff - are noting to the DNC that if he's forced off the race after all this dirt which is now public already, the DNC has no leverage anymore. So Platner could just endorse Collins and send his fans over to MAGA.
I suspect a few Platner supporters went to him because they just don't like Collins. A lot of us right here don't like Collins.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

155 89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)


Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx)

156 My Three Sons were in Bryant Park. California.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (Cqx++)

157 whether the revelations about the text messages represent the campaign's final embarrassment -- or merely its latest.

'Merely' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

It's not the texting of other women that bothers me. Who cares? It's the possibility that he was texting children on an app that he just deleted a few days ago that's the real issue, but, as usual, who cares about kids, right democrap voters?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (k9OZB)

158 Every once in a while you'd have one of the more flamboyant type women decide that topless sunbathing was OK. I didn't object.extant.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)


Yup...NYC.

There are very few candidates for approved topless sunbathing, but i will double-check just to be sure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (W0fU/)

159 Any idiot could see it! Jake Tapper saw it!

.
@jaketapper
on Jill Biden’s book: “The most charitable interpretation particularly the parts dealing with her husband’s aging, is that she’s having difficulty accepting what’s been happening to him for years. The less forgiving version is that she’s been enabling it and is now seeking to try to find an excuse for what we all saw, while also suggesting here and there that there’s much more than maybe even she’s willing to admit to herself.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (M+D07)

160 Unfortunately the Rooskies beat us there too by about 4 months, landing Luna 9 in Feb. They had the first satellite, first man, first orbiting man, and then first soft landing on the Moon.

We took the lead soon after. Thank God.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (w6EFb)


They couldn’t get their equivalent of the Saturn V, the N1 rocket, to work. To many smaller engines, each prone to failure. They couldn’t balance the load, leading to the biggest rocket explosion in history:

https://www.historyandheadlines.com/july-3-1969-
largest-rocket-explosion-history-soviet-n1/

Without a working N1, their plans to land cosmonauts on the Moon was dead in the water.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

161 >>> 155 89 Hi Teresa. I'll take this time to apologize for my comment in last night ONT where I was making a snide remark about a troll and not then considering other Pauls in the world who are better. (Paul Kagame for one, as well as yours.)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

Don't give it another thought - I certainly didn't take it that way!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at June 02, 2026 07:04 PM (SRRAx)

What about me?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (R+iUD)

162 And Me
Posted by: It's me donna

What, now? Dave's not here.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL)

163 I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)
=====

When I was a kid that is where you went for the best black tar heroin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

164 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.

Man, so uncool! Me and my friends do quite well with the old hippie lettuce! Why just the other day we gave my mom 20 bucks to go towards the light bill as we drank monster energy drinks and smoked weed all day while playing Fortnite all night in her basement! Soon, maybe next year, we all be talking about getting our own place when we turn 40. Dude! Don't harsh our mellow!

Posted by: Potheads In The Basement at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (z20w/)

165 Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv

Always so spot on.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Vvh2V)

166 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Why else would they have tried hand over fist to ban death sticks that had 20% of the lung tar in them?

And then accept the public smoking of unfiltered plant sticks with 500% of the tar of cigarette smoke in them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

167 California may take weeks to " " " count " " " the " " " votes. " " "
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Yeah...we really need to snap the line and say after the polls close on Election Day that's it- no more going out after the fact to heavily democrat districts to 'harvest' votes.

Ain't gonna happen tho.....
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Getting a new hot water heater installed. Home Despot honored the warranty on the five+ year old Rheem hot water heater. I think there was a known issue with the controller.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (QGaXH)

168 What about me?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 02, 2026 07:05 PM (R+iUD)

youtu.be/G7N-kKLVUsc

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)

169 I agree legalizing drugs was to undermine society

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

170 Posted by: Potheads In The Basement at June 02, 2026 07:06 PM (z20w/)

Exactly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Vvh2V)

171 They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)

I understand that reference.

Posted by: Tevye at June 02, 2026 07:08 PM (wVcYX)

172 A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe)

173 Did Platner actually sext women other than his wife? Or did he only sext minors? Of course the Beltway perverts see nothing wrong with sexting minors and having NAZI deaths head tattoos etc etc. I'm not up with the times, but to me it IS a bit surprising that they don't even care that Platner did not remove the tattoo, and scrub his online history a bit before running for U.S. senator. Seems they either think normies are a minority and can be ignored, or they expect they can cheat enough that normies can be ignored even if they are more than 50% of voters. I hope they are wrong.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Q8If1)

174 So you get a shitshow of a party.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)
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With a bottomless supply of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

175 Oh I have a story from Lowes and hot water heater.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

176
Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:02 PM (W5mpo)

____________

Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

177 Dumping the nazi requires agreeing with Republicans.

Which is the one unforgivable sin.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/)

178 They couldn't put a man on the Moon and couldn't even keep a man off the roof.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:01 PM (W5mpo)


Not even a fiddler!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (ZVgZ4)

179 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81

That never occurred to me. Wow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (Vvh2V)

180 If Platner wins, they are going to return to business as usual and act like none of this happened. It'll be a sight to see.

Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2026 07:11 PM (OanZb)

181 127 Platner is a symptom of the degradation of our culture.

I am sitting in Bryant Park, and it is wall to wall marijuana smoke and tatted uglies.

What the hell happened to beautiful women wearing Dior suits elegantly smoking cigarettes while sexily balanced on 4" heels!

Now get off my lawn!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 06:57 PM (W0fU/)

The '60's are calling....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (QGaXH)

182 Bad news, Hillary. Dr. Jill was our first neighbor with a uterus president.

JILL BIDEN: “We chose Kamala...or Joe chose Kamala to be VP...he had full confidence in her."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (M+D07)

183 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)


Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

184 145 Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country. I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the truth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

Popular with me!

Posted by: runner
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Same here -- destroy the young during the short period when their brains are malleable and they should be learning.

undermine rule of law (that whole CA "medical" lie)

fund drug cartels,.... the lost goes on.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (CkUJU)

185 Bigger step was legalizing alcohol, which FDR campaigned on. Now why would he do that?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products.

We are essentially running a massive natural experiment how high THC dosages affect people and so far, the data doesn't look good. Kids are getting hold of edibles, you have massive spikes in THC related poisonings in hospitals in places like Colorado, it is killing pets that end up ingesting it.

It is a societal problem that too many casual users of pot ignore in order for access to what they want.

And the whataboutism is simply boring and tedious by this time. Uneducated kids in public schools, well whatabout parents that homeschool their kids and do nothing with them---etc. etc.

We have ran unregulated THC natural experiment long enough to know that it is causing serious problems for society. We already know those relating to alcohol or even opium, not from high THC products. And we should address those problems by regulation just as we do with gas station heroin products at gas stations.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

186
Legalizing pot was a huge, intentional step in the plan to destroy the country.

___________

Yo!

Posted by: Online Gambling at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (O0L8i)

187 and 19th century, too... forgot to add that one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

188 I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

189 Dumping the nazi requires agreeing with Republicans.

Which is the one unforgivable sin.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (gpQ8/)
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No, it's just a painful transition they can sometime make--which is bad enough--but conservatives are MEAN to them!!

They also want to make it clear that they do not want t "encourage" the right, i.e., a counter point of view and in some models at least 50% likely to be on the right side often enough.

This is why I plead with people not to feed the Marxists with "right" and "left" talk that they created and really only serves them, and functionally is about as daft as any other theory they drag from their keister.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

190 Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

191 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:00 PM (Vvh2V)

✔️

I know pot enjoyers don't want to know, but come on. I like sports betting (or did) but even I know it's fucking destructive all around.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

192 101 Someone needs to go Vinland Saga on Britain by sacking Parliament and raping the Labour MPs before selling them into slavery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

Askelaad'll do it for the right price.

Posted by: Thorkell will do it for love of the game at June 02, 2026 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

193 From what I've read, everyone was shitfaced 24/7. Johnny Appleseed planted orchards so people could make alcohol.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 07:14 PM (l26NL)

Distilling whiskey made Washington the wealthiest man in the country.

Jefferson had his own vineyards.

The Founders were serious about their alcohol.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt)

194 We have had alcohol and learned how to deal with in society since the mists of pre history. Not really true of today's bio engineered THC products.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)
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I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)

195
Normalizing vices is the way the Left keeps people poor and dependent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (O0L8i)

196 My outlandish prediction on Maine:

Platner is told to vacate his candidacy. Mills is brought back in, which isn't enough due to her unpopularity and poll numbers. So, they need to cast shade on Collins to benefit Mills.

Here's where I get CrAzY. They're going to convince Platner to state to half-assed secondary media sources (blogs) that he was a Republican plant from the get go. His job was to give Collins a lift, and he's now disgruntled about how it turned out, so he's turning on the GOP.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (dIske)

197 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Peak drinking occurred around 1830. Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:17 PM (XvL8K)

198 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

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and what is today's level ?

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

199 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

Do tell.

Posted by: Sumer and Egypt at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (gKWVE)

200 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

Yes, that's the reasoning.
It's why beer was so popular.

And the reason Jesus was making wine from water.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

201 190 Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

____________________________

It always amused me that they make Johnny Appleseed out to be this environmentalist nice guy to the kids in school. When in fact, his primary (and some would say only) motivation was to improve the accessibility of apples in order to make hard cider.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske)

202 Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

203 198 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

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and what is today's level ?
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

1/3 the previous per capita level

Posted by: Talking out my ass at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (TbWk/)

204 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

205 Per capita, it was over three times today's level.

===

and what is today's level ?
Posted by: runner
________

Around 2 gallons of pure alcohol per year now. It was 7 in 1830. Some drunk mofos back then.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (XvL8K)

206 >>>Except that alcohol was legal before Prohibition. When it was made legal in 1933, alcohol consumption never again reached pre-Prohibition levels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

Americans did a lot of drinking in the 17th & 18th centuries.

For men, especially, it was like the national pastime.
I'm pretty sure every man over the age of 15 was walking around all day buzzed out until they passed out sloshed at night.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

>Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

207 172 A guy on Jeopardy just thanked his therapist. He should have thanked the rapist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 07:09 PM (gQKJe)

https://tinyurl.com/2kpckr6c

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (l3cgK)

208 First eggnog I ever made was said to be George Washington's recipe.

I learned that nog was a way to preserve the sustenance of egg through at least several weeks of a winter.

Last years nog was the best I've made so far though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

209 They're smoking hashish in China? We can't have THAT, mate.

Posted by: the Brits at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

210 This movie has been pretty good
Forces Speciales, French woman reporter gets grabbed by Taliban, a French special forcd goes to get her.
Based on a real event

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

211 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo)

212 204 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
_______________________

I have admit that I really enjoy sitting on the porch with a bag of rubberbands and picking off Spotted Lantern Flies while sipping a beer.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (dIske)

213 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)
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"I did not know that" -- Johnny Carson.

Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

214 >Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

Injuns would kill you before your liver died

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (/+uur)

215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

____________

Oh, yes. I remember the Hogarth engravings "Pot Street" and "Cocaine Lane".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (O0L8i)

216 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.

Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (wVcYX)

217 >Certainly I hope we have evolved enough as a civilization to balance the intake of alcohol with water. It will go a long way toward sustaining your liver.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:22 PM (D1E+2)

There were stories last year about Millenials and Gen Z drinking less than any other generation.

I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

218 Dark Lixtiquatal

Water treatment plants made the most difference (of all methods) in reducing early mortality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

219 Normalizing vices is the way the Left keeps people poor and dependent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yep. The rich get sent to dry out clinics while the poor get sent to prison from misbehaving under the influence. Poor have no insulation while money buys a lot of lawyers and the ability to payoff people rather than going to jail.

Middle class is most likely to get it from both ends, they can afford enough decadence to ruin themselves thoroughly but don't qualify for a lot of safety net benefits of the truly poor--so they often get a double whammy being launched in the street people class with little or no understanding how those worlds work.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)

220 picking off Spotted Lantern Flies "

Bug a salt...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:25 PM (XuXeR)

221 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig
__________

True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

222 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

223 And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:23 PM (W5mpo)

There is a theory that Polio was caused by sanitary conditions.
Enough people did not eat shit and dirt and had NO immunity to Polio.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (/+uur)

224 I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I can tell from their piss poor driving--they roll up at gas stations or other places reeking of skunk.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

225 Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

226 I agree. Because for a vast majority of people 80, 90 and occasionally 100 proof has been enough for a long time. And few are trying to synthesize 150+ proof liquids.

Posted by: Axeman

I mean, yeah, not at consumer prices.

Posted by: Big Bourbon at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (yFLFB)

227 I once read that chickens did as well.

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Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

228 215
Marijuana was legal before its prohibition....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (W5mpo)

_________________

Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

229 Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions
They're askin' me?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (wVcYX)

230
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

__________

I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

231 True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (XvL8K)


Depends on when "back then" was. There was a lot of "back then" and part of it they drank cider, and part of it they drank ale.
Whiskey took off after the revolution because whiskey was easier to transport to market than bags of corn and barley

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)

232 Hemp originated in China? I once read that chickens did as well.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Fi81e)

There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe.
Duck were everywhere.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)

233
True, but most of it was whiskey back then. So it seems like it was for more than just thirst. Beer took off later.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (E4rtv)

234 Water was not always good, no one knew about bacteria

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

235 I have always loved the smell of burning tobacco. The first light of a new cigarette smells wonderful, even if I am not smoking it. Unburned tobacco smells wonderful.

I have always hated the smell of weed. Burned or unburned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

236 Also, cider and beer were easier to find in the Colonies than wine and port

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (rbvCR)

237 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)
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That's okay a lot of the defense is often anecdotal, uncheckable stories: "I've smoked pot for 15 years and never saw a decline in motivation."

I'm a POT Achiever!

Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e)

238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

239 >>>I think that's due to their social habits online and the popularity of marijuana these days as much as them just skipping out on going to the bars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

>They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2)

240 Sure dude, they started as dragons and then got domesticated! Makes sense !

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

241 Cows are India or African.
Americas have big animals like Bison but they were shit ass beast that did not like domestication.

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

242 I thought ale was the main beverage. Pretty weak stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Ale and mead in some places plus wines. Dunno about fortified wines like port or sherry but those came along later I think when sugars were more available. Ice Wine, where you put wine out and keep taking out the ice from it in winter was probably the next jump in alcohol content.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv)

243 the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

You mean that does not work?

Posted by: democrat goblin, New York City at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (z20w/)

244 It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

===

yeah, very sad...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

245 Everybody you talk to about pot has beaten the research odds. It's amazing.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (Fi81e)


No, I am saying your arguments are straw men and they are being burned at the stake, and it smell like they got damp before they caught fire

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (rbvCR)

246 238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

Mole Asses!

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK)

247 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner

Even worse - bureaucracy came from China

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (W5mpo)

248 The Graham Platner campaign isn't about actually winning a Maine Senate seat.
It's about lowering the bar so that the Democrats can run Luigi Mangione after he's acquitted or pardoned.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (MNCvZ)

249 The reason I stopped drinking coffee is i drank way too much of it. I'd make an 8 cup pot and drink 6 and then wonder why I was a bit... edgy.

Energy drinks are a bit more discreet and easier to eye in dosage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

250 Mole Asses!

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (l3cgK)
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* starts beating it *

Posted by: Graham Platner at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)

251 244 It's always a fun time telling little kids they are eating the last dinosaurs when taking them to KFC.

===

yeah, very sad...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (GD0B3)

As you burn dinos in your gas tank...

Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK)

252 Yeah, so was cocaine in Coca Cola, Lithium in 7-Up, Pepsin in Pepsi. Of course, back then they thought the best treatment for migraine headaches was to put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a hammer (didn't make that up).
Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:27 PM (dIske)

I think it was immeasurable

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

253 So Schumer is nostalgic for the 4 and 40 boxcars to Treblinka.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (f0B73)

254 You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.

Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

255 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player

Unfortunately, I've been so busy with work (and making no $) that I haven't had any pot in nearly 5 months. I have had 3oz whisky, 1 glass of wine, 4 cans Miller Lite. :->

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (W5mpo)

256 Beer came first--ancient Sumer in fact as far as we know. Thence to Egypt, wine came soon if not coincident with beer as fermentation naturally happens with fruit. I think Ice Wine was the hardest liquor around until distillation was invented and then cheap enough with the advent of gin for mass drunkeness.
Posted by: whig
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Not disputing that beer came first. Just saying that around 1820 to 1835, there was a glut of cheap high proof whiskey that drove a lot of the increase. Per capita drinking dropped by more than half by the 1840s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (XvL8K)

257 238 and Rum was a product that was from molasses left over from sugar production, and that was big in the shipping states.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)
________________________

Heh, you just reminded me of one of the places I plan on visiting after I finish my Time Machine.

The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

258 Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)

259 As you burn dinos in your gas tank...
Posted by: Mole moving behind another Mole at June 02, 2026 07:31 PM (l3cgK)

The earth makes oil

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (/+uur)

260 >They're hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy. That shit is nasty and I see in the future many more problems with circulatory and cancer issues.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 07:29 PM (D1E+2)

My cousin was really into drinking Red Bull + Vodka.
He died last year of a massive heart attack in his early 50s.

I've never been able to take that much caffeine.
Makes me nervous, heart races, and then I need to piss like a Russian racehorse.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

261 was whiskey"

The Water of Life

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

262 Okay, I did my own research. If we were to airdrop Liberty Starter Kits on Britain (formerly Great), what calibers of Freedom Seeds would be most appropriate? Obviously, you would want ones where you could get more.

Although many police in England are unarmed, what guns they have are fortunately quite standard. They use 9mm pistols, 5.56x45mm carbines, 7.62x51mm sniper rifles, and 12-gauge shotguns. Typical NATO loadout.

I was unable to get a clear answer for what might be found in a typical mosque armory, but arrest data indicates that the guns most commonly found on criminals in England and Europe are 9mm pistols, while the most commonly confiscated smuggled guns are AK-47s.

I didn't realize 9mm was such a standard for cops and criminals alike, so that makes things easier. Several companies make Pistol-Caliber Carbines that take Glock magazines, which are very common indeed, and that would add accuracy and comfort if you're not concerned with concealability. So that would be my suggestion, if we arm the Native Britons against their alien conquerors and Vichy collaborators, just go 9mm for long and hand Pew Pews alike, and with compatible magazines too.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Sy6m/)

263 Pot's origin is China. Nothing good has come from China in the last 3000 years.
Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)


and this is also not true, and contrary to every archeological evidence, but a very nice sound bite that gives a wonderful bit of red meat to be completely meaningless about.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (rbvCR)

264 Chickens were domesticated in Thailand, then spread. Interbreeding with other fowl species in China, India, etc muddies the DNA picture a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

265 One of my side effects of using Flonase is the occasional overpowering smell of cigarettes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (RIvkX)

266 Smash JT just discovered the Pricks and Minidicks legal/PR disaster.

The part where Pricks and Minidicks is suing Reckless Ben and others for stalking and such gave Smash JT Alyssa Mercante flashbacks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

267 I can stop toking anytime I want to. I just don't want to.
Posted by: Reefer Madness Piano Player
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This was the wrong weak to stop huffing glue.

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (Fi81e)

268 254 You don't know that chickens will be the last dinosaurs. They might evolve back into giants.
Posted by: Penguins For Platner at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

The four horseman be riding chickens

Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

269 The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9)

270 hitting those energy drinks hard and heavy"

Ah, the heady days of Jolt Cola.

Made a good Cuba Libre, it did....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

271 Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:30 PM (/+uur)

And neither did tbe Bison! 😉

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (Vvh2V)

272 The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

They should make a movie about that.
Such a crazy thing to happen.

I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

273 The four horseman be riding chickens

Chocobos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

274 The best thing to ever come out of china was an empty airplane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (snZF9)

Huh...

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (GD0B3)

275 And became weak instead of developing immunities and stronger bodies.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal
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That is a rather ignorant argument based on French philosophers--that which does not kill you makes you stronger. Most contaminants in the water were bacteria and you don't really develop bacterial resistance the same way you do for viruses. Cholera,. Typhoid,Polio, Giardia, and Hep A,and Dysentery, were common mass epidemics based on contaminated drinking water.

It would be as if you argued smoking more dope made your resistance to it higher and resulted in better health.

The key to any poison is the dose determines the effect. And THC or bacterial contaminants, just as alcohol is, are poisons of a sort.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)

276 I gotta go vote.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (W5mpo)

277
The Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (Boston). Purity Distilling Company was the culprit.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (dIske)

_____________

I once gave a safety presentation on the Great Molasses Flood and pointed out that our company was a descendent of the Purity Distilling Company. Indeed, it still has an alcohol plant in Ohio.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

278 I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)
_________________

On a hot summer day you still can.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (dIske)

279 I read they could smell molasses in that end of Boston for years afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Dampness tends to bring back odors from the past.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv)

280 Its always entertaining when this subject comes up on the thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)


I have learned the most AMAZING facts about flavored vape products too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR)

281 These limp dick Brits are gonna have to go all Dumbledore's Army and start learning how to fight back in secret. Surely to God they can by some knives and start trying to defend themselves.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Vvh2V)

You know, they could break Labour economically by simply destroying Crown property on a large scale. Burn every police station, burn all the cop cars, burn down BBC transmitters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji)

282 There would have been chicken type birds in the Orient and Africa. Not sure of Europe.
Duck were everywhere.
Posted by: r hennigantx at June 02, 2026 07:28 PM (/+uur)


Chickens are from Indonesia area

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR)

283 Chocobos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

_________________________

Holy crap! Is that a Final Fantasy reference?

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (dIske)

284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

285 Now this is a brutal movie review headline - "'Masters of the Universe' does not have the power."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

286 just go 9mm for long and hand Pew Pews alike, and with compatible magazines too."

you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle, point-five-oh written on the side of mine "

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (XuXeR)

287 Dampness tends to bring back odors from the past.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv)
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Know just what you mean!

Posted by: ex-President Charlie Foxtrot at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

288 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)

maybe

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (GD0B3)

289
Until the vote totals are announced, Karen Bass will run a caretaker government for the next four years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (O0L8i)

290 To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H)


Yup. And then the taxes and regulation compliance priced it above pot, and the black market flourished, at a higher price.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

291 Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:33 PM (Sy6m/)

Keep this plan handy. At the moment, most of 'em would probably scream like little girls if they managed to get a shot off.

Baby steps. We need to teach then how to use a knife, first.

Or even force a Bobby to their knees with breaking the knees.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (Vvh2V)

292 I could have referenced Horseclaws from Nausicaa or the ostriches from Joust but I figured those might be too obscure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

293 To be fair two of the arguments *for* it were the government was gonna make a mint on it from revenue and the black market for it would die.
Posted by: ...
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Yes which is rather stupid for a product named 'weed' for ease of growth. Greshams law meant that illegal weed was still cheaper than government weed because the costs of production were cheaper.

That is not true of distilling which is a pita and somewhat dangerous for unskilled people to do. And homemade wine or beer can often be a frustratingly slow and tedious process to learn enough to make it taste okay.

If the court ruling that home distilling is protected activity, I doubt that many people would actually do it versus buying it from the liquor store.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

294 I have learned the most AMAZING facts about flavored vape products too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

295 I think wine goes back to the Caucuses, and Armenia. I don't know if it predates beer, but I think it predates the cultivation of grain.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (rbvCR)

296 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 07:37 PM (1z8ji

Ooooh, this is true! I wonder if they'd think to mask up first?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (Vvh2V)

297 222 The problem with arguments against pot is that so many of the arguments smell like burning straw men.

it's fun because dad, a narc, said that burning weed smelled like burning wet hay, but that he couldn't say that in court.

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 07:42 PM (sGtp+)

298 from Head Shop Comix #3, May 1995

Cutting Down
Smoking less.

https://bit.ly/cutting-down

© Mindful Webworks 🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - making wise decisions at June 02, 2026 07:43 PM (kU8xu)

299 "'Masters of the Universe' does not have the power."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

I admit, I am much enjoying a couple of Youtube 24 year olds producing stuff like "Obsession" and "Backrooms" for the cost of a few old D&D modules sold on eBay totally blowing these high-money triple aaaaaay movies off the top spots.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

300 Not disputing that beer came first. Just saying that around 1820 to 1835, there was a glut of cheap high proof whiskey that drove a lot of the increase. Per capita drinking dropped by more than half by the 1840s.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Massive US grain crops that could not all be exported is why. 1840's is about when the great reawakening really began to take hold in the US with a number of religious sects concentrating on reducing drunkeness and stigmatizing its use. Without diving into the literature, I suspect it began in the East and gradually to settled areas of the West.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

301 Chickens were domesticated by Cro-Magnon from dinosaurs

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

302 In Egyptian mythology there is a story where beer is used to save Humanity from Sekhmet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)

303 Apparently Iran is popping off a few missiles... again.

Tousi is live.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

304 Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

I howled in laughter at tbe idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (Vvh2V)

305 Iran pops missiles like a teenager popping zits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (2GVsD)

306 it's fun because dad, a narc, said that burning weed smelled like burning wet hay, but that he couldn't say that in court.
Posted by: anachronda
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The new high potency stuff really reeks nowadays and you can sniff it on people that don't bother to change clothes when they smoke it. Smells like a literal skunk spray does.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

307 Yup. And then the taxes and regulation compliance priced it above pot, and the black market flourished, at a higher price.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

Freaking government. Literally never works.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (vE0+H)

308 If the court ruling that home distilling is protected activity, I doubt that many people would actually do it versus buying it from the liquor store.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah I don't drink enough to even think about making my own booze. Wine on the other hand, or mead, yeah might be cool. I got some good wine makers in the family should I ever decide to go there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)

309 aww man, we could have had cat girls but instead we had to drink beer.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

310 If you drank water in those days, your life would be a lot shorter because of contaminated sources. So people drank booze.
Posted by: whig

---------------
I have always been skeptical about this. Lots of 3rd world countries people drink water. There are only a few situations where it is a big problem. (like botfiles or during a typhus outbreak.)

I wonder if this is true, or just sounds true.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (cJsXl)

311 Yes which is rather stupid for a product named 'weed' for ease of growth.

"You dig a hole, you put a seed in, you put dirt on top, add water, up comes the corn pot."

-- Mike Bloomberg, agricultural expert

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (vTZFs)

312
Apparently Iran is popping off a few missiles... again.

Tousi is live.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

there is this

"U.S. forces successfully defeated multiple Iranian ballistic missiles and drones, and conducted self-defense strikes on Qeshm Island in response to attempted attacks by Iran across the Middle East, June 2.

Iran launched several ballistic missiles toward regional neighbors; however, all failed to hit their intended targets. Two Iranian missiles fired at Kuwait fell short or broke apart enroute, and three missiles launched at Bahrain were immediately intercepted by U.S. and Bahrain air defense forces.

Moments earlier, U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces shot down three one-way attack drones launched by Iran toward civilian mariners that were rightfully transiting regional waters. American forces also conducted self-defense strikes on an Iranian military ground control station on Qeshm Island.

No U.S. personnel were harmed. CENTCOM forces remain vigilant and ready to defend against unwarranted Iranian aggression during the ongoing ceasefire"

LOL "ceasefire"

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

313 Nood primary!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (NcvvS)

314 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (PJdmB)

315 266 Smash JT just discovered the Pricks and Minidicks legal/PR disaster.

The part where Pricks and Minidicks is suing Reckless Ben and others for stalking and such gave Smash JT Alyssa Mercante flashbacks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

That is some crazy shit, then you add in the pretty obvious police corruption it goes COMPLETELY off the rails...

Posted by: What a bunch of pricks at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (TbWk/)

316 They knew it was safer to drink alcohol than water.
They didn't know why.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 07:47 PM (NgPv+)

317 Nood. Primary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

318 So much for "this Land of Kings, this Rule and Reign . . .this England." Your food sucks so bad that you should just eat each other.

Posted by: Despise EuroTrash Marxist Rat Bastards & Sharia Conscriptees at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (7UtEE)

319 Sekhmet was on a rampage just killing humans left and right so the other gods of Egypt brewed up a whole field full of red tinted beer.

The lioness goddess thought it was blood, got blotto, and passed out. So Humanity was saved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

320 Apparently, cops in the UK are bigger pieces of shit than the most depraved stereotype of an ignorant, racist, southern US cop. I hope the good people of the UK rise up against this abominable mistreatment.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (XMwZJ)

321 The new high potency stuff really reeks nowadays and you can sniff it on people that don't bother to change clothes when they smoke it. Smells like a literal skunk spray does.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

I was on the motorcycle one day cruising down the road, and at 55-60mph I was able to smell it coming out of one of the cars in front of me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 07:48 PM (snZF9)

322 I howled in laughter at tbe idea that people were going to give up their dimebags, or whatever they call it, for the extremely expensive legal stuff.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Some probably do, but that is the same for craft beer drinkers versus whatever is cheapest at the liquor store. The mass of the market just wants shit to get them f*cked up. You cannot explain Blatz, Milwaukee's Best (an oxymoron title of course), Colt 45 Malt Liquor, and other nasty concoctions. Same with the cheap generic red or white wines or fortified wine like Night Train.

So the mass of people were always going to buy the illegal shit and if caught, how do the cops distinguish between illegal and legal weed. Answer--they can't.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)

323 284 I don't know how the LA Mayor election works. Can Spencer Platt win outright in this election, or do we get to continue getting his campaign ads poking fun at Karen Bass-ackwards until a later election?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 07:38 PM (qx7Zg)


In theory yes; in practice no. I believe that he would have to break 50% in order to win outright, and he's polling under 25% in the multi-candidate matchup. If anyone wins in this first ballot, it would be from the fraud machine putting Basura over the top.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 07:50 PM (Sy6m/)

324 Oh, yeah. They'll ask, he'll deny and they're clear.

They better fuc*ing find out if that assh*le is on TDIU Veterans Benefits for his 100% VA disability before he becomes a U.S. Senator.

(And though he can pull oyster beds from the bay for camera, travel to from Norway for alleged infertility treatments, dance like a jackass in his teeny silkie briefs at weddings, go on cross-country campaign and funding trails, etc.)

Yuk. More gross than Eric Stalwell!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 08:02 PM (NFX2v)

325 Schumer is 'supposed' to be Jewish. He even patronizes those districts and synagogues. An yet he supports the election of an anti-seminist, Nazi death camp guard heritage. This begs the question, 'Just what is Charles Schumer? To whom does he represent? He is the typical Jew building a golden calf at the base of Mt. Sinai. Professing his fealty to false idols in hope of personal gain. He hoped to gain another seat in the Senate in spite of his Jewish constituents. Better to have a Nazi (anti-sematic) vote than a Heritage Republic, conservative vote that defends our Constitution of "We the People (citizens)".

Posted by: John at June 03, 2026 02:09 PM (0DsdP)

Protesters in Southampton Demand Police Take a Knee For Henry Nowak, The Man They Murdered

Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.


Niall Ferguson
@nfergus

"You are not likely to see Henry Nowak's words stenciled on a mural. No corporation will change its logo. The same establishment that made a few words immortal when spoken by a black man in Minneapolis has met the same words, spoken by a white boy dying on a British street, with what can only be described as a determined, institutional silence. That silence is not neutral. It is a statement. It tells you exactly whose suffering the system has decided counts, and whose does not."


"The system taught [the police], in effect, that an allegation of racism is a trump card that overrides normal investigative procedure, normal medical common sense, and normal human judgement. That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices. And it has produced a policing culture in which a killer can stab a teenager five times, claim to be the victim of racism, and the police won't ask questions, until it's too late."

That's actually from Konstantin Kisin, writing here.




And now: "On your knees! On your knees! On your f***in' knees!"



The cops do not get on their knees, of course. That kind of respect is reserved for a bloated American drug addict and strong-arm robber who ate all of his drugs so that the police couldn't confiscate them, and died by his own hand.

Make Keir Starmer take the knee. Force him to kneel for Henry Nowak on camera.

He did it eagerly for George Floyd. Why will he not do it for Henry Nowak?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:22 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ)

2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (QDJ2U)

3 Well, well. Maybe there is hope for the English. Too bad they gave up their guns.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (w3u3d)

4 >>>2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

5 I got nuttin. Fuking Brits.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (pohLc)

6 all the West's madnesses -- BLM, DEI, open borders, transgenderism for 10 year olds, etc. -- is an American concoction.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

7 Because blm was about communist revolution

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (bXbFr)

8 oh and political correctness and speech policing.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (1wjle)

9 This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace

To the point where the nation that put an end to (most) of the slave trade is being mau-maued for reparations. For racial healing. I'll bet they do it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (l26NL)

10 Wow, some of those dude can really launch the trash bins.

Posted by: She Hobbit (frolicking in Rivendell) at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (nDXbg)

11 Thats why

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (bXbFr)

12 So far this is merely just a college town after their football team upsets their hated rival. It's not Seoul student protest level yet.... no tear gas?

Do we need to lend the brits a few cannons? Maybe a couple out of Lexington or Concord?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (/ZkOF)

13 For that matter the Australians gave up their guns. That was surprising to me. They get what they elected.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (w3u3d)

14 The Brits are a rules-loving culture, and they have internalized the catastrophic idea that their rights and privileges eminate from government.

Maybe they need to channel their 13th century ancestors who were enthusiastic Jew killers, except redirect that to the real bad guys in the UK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (OZsUk)

15 That poor dead student and his grieving family. It's both enraging and heartbreaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:29 PM (PFs9e)

16 For that matter the Australians gave up their guns. That was surprising to me. They get what they elected.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

They voted to give up their guns. Let's see if they can vote to get them back. I'll bet they can't.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (l26NL)

17 2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (QDJ2U)
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They can't come back until they take the first step. The first step ISN'T the immigration issue. It ISN'T the two tier justice system.

IT'S THE CENSORSHIP. They avoid massive bloody protests and demands by assuring that their public is ill informed on what's happening around them. I guarantee you that we know more about the injustices within the UK than the people that reside there.

You always here that knowledge is the most dangerous weapon. It's no different in this situation. They censor everything that is contrary to the agenda. That's whay the government was so keen on levying penalties on social media platforms for failing to remove what the government wanted removed.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (dIske)

18 Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (1wjle)

With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (OZsUk)

19 14 The Brits are a rules-loving culture, and they have internalized the catastrophic idea that their rights and privileges eminate from government.

Maybe they need to channel their 13th century ancestors who were enthusiastic Jew killers, except redirect that to the real bad guys in the UK.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (OZsUk)

Both sides of this unpleasntness are disarmed. I would guess that the police are more soft and effeminate than the yobs. Will be interesting.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar8)

20 I was willowed, but the two shitstains that ace wrote about a few days ago who attempted to smuggle monkeypox virus from Africa into Detroit Metro Airport were arrested by the FBI.

Need to get Fauci next, somehow.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (J4Dwc)

21 With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (OZsUk)

It started with the Channel Tunnel.

Think I'm kidding?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)

22 With the assistance of a lot of European philosophers and post-modern lunatics from France.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
_________

It started with the French Revolution.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (XvL8K)

23 They voted to give up their guns. Let's see if they can vote to get them back. I'll bet they can't.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (l26NL)

You are most likely correct in that observation.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (w3u3d)

24 Keep pushing

To the river as it were

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (hauj+)

25 It started with the French Revolution.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (XvL8K)


It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

26 Where are all the damned soccer hooligans?! Didn't England, at least, have a bunch of wild boys? Wales surely does. God knows the Scots used to be noble savages, but they elected a Muzzy leader, so they're probably gone for good..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)

27
Hooligans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (O0L8i)

28 The blue fury of the Metropolitan Police Service.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Twsa5)

29 Objection! That system WAS NOT FUCKING BUILT WITH THE BEST OF INTENTIONS!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

30 When the people rode up after the Southport stabbing the government came down hard on them and the left "counter protesters" immediately materialized.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (YwEeS)

31 Go Brits!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (VyBeY)

32 "Police retreat as rioters throw street bins toward them"

UK govt is going to J6 all these protesters. Then the fun really begins.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (GUOwU)

33 25 Totally different mentality, people used to being under control of an absolute monarch.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (YwEeS)

34 Where are all the damned soccer hooligans?! Didn't England, at least, have a bunch of wild boys? Wales surely does. God knows the Scots used to be noble savages, but they elected a Muzzy leader, so they're probably gone for good..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)

All the parties in Scotland's pretend parliament are leftist idiots. All sides are on England's dole instead of serving Scotland.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

35 >>I don't see how we come back from it, either.


Simply put...

Become Ungovernable.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (P0D9r)

36 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

37 Say what you like about Entropy, but the evil bitch is still undefeated.

Hate to see it.

Kinda. But not.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (Twsa5)

38 4 >>>2 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.

I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace
Won't be pretty.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (rm3p6)

39 29 yes! true!

it needs to be said!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (VyBeY)

40 Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.
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A way with words, you have.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)

41 I wonder if there's enough left of the old England to save it?

I guess we're going to find out...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

42 >>>Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.

Not Mostly Peaceful enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (02WEA)

43
It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

____________

They had salon nobility philosophers. We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (O0L8i)

44 God save the King
The fascist regime
It made you a moron
Potential H-Bomb

Don't look forward for what you want and don't look toward for what you need
There's no future, no future, no future for you.

Posted by: Delurker at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (gtcuf)

45 have they mostly peacefully burned down the police station?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (2GVsD)

46 It's amazing. The French had the perfect template for a successful revolution, and instead of following our lead, they went just a bit nutty. And they haven't recovered!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I know you've heard it before, but ours was not a revolution. It was a Rebellion. The French one was a red in tooth and claw commie fuckerade.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

47 There's a great song by The Jam called The Eton Rifles. It takes a funny look at a bunch Eton schoolboys who tried to take on union strikers. The Eton lads got their asses kicked.
The union boys are really needed now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (gQKJe)

48 >>>Things are getting Mostly Peaceful.

Not Mostly Peaceful enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (02WEA)

This ain't lundun! Everybody and their Mums is packin' round here!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

49 Off daily bugle sock

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (Y2/Vj)

50 >>We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.


I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

51 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

if they ever have had good intentions, they haven't been checking how well they have treated their cities, their downtrodden voters for the last 50 years much.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)

52 Totally different mentality, people used to being under control of an absolute monarch.
Posted by: steevy
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I dont think that matters. The ideas behind the revolution were still what they were. And liberty and equality are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (XvL8K)

53 Even with the knife issue they are all "Sikhs should be banned from carrying too" instead of we all have a right to bear arms and self defense.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (YwEeS)

54 They had salon nobility philosophers. We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The difference between people who didn't think they had to live with the consequences of their ideas, and people who did.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (OUMaO)

55 Become Ungovernable.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (P0D9r)
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Aim to misbehave.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (amcLV)

56 Fuck England. It was the same thing 250 years ago.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (qwype)

57 commie fuckerade.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

58 Britain is far more fucked up than we are. Honestly don’t see how they ever come back from this.
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The entire EU is a lot more fascist than we are.

In theory there are things our government cannot compel us to do.

Whereas in Europe, "Lie there still for the rape gang, girlie" is, excuse the pun, on the table.

When you've already ceded that much power to the government, the government has as much power as they want until you can, at great cost, take it back.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (Fi81e)

59
Unfortunately, the Brit rioters don't have an NGO to direct them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (O0L8i)

60 >>The union boys are really needed now


ALL Union sympathizers are Commies.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (P0D9r)

61 Make Keir Starmer take the knee. Force him to kneel for Henry Nowak on camera.

He did it eagerly for George Floyd. Why will he not do it for Henry Nowak?


Recently, someone referred the the Black Mirror episode where the PM was forced to f___ a pig live on TV due to extorsion. But I am going to guess Starmer would look forward to that sort of thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (rbvCR)

62 by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

63 Derek Chauvin continues being a political prisoner. Not allowed to even appeal.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

64 >>We had planter-farmers fueled by corn whiskey.


I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

So were a lot of people, but the smart ones gave up when the tumbrels and mass executions started. It was a good thing for France that Napoleon came along and just got them involved in total warfare from one end of Europe to another to distract them from it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)

65 Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (UNIfT)

66 ‘ That system was built with the best of intentions, by people who genuinely wanted to address real injustices’

I just puked in my mouth. This was never about good intentions. Never. Why are too many of us always in a rush to assign divine intentions to satanic evil?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:36 PM (E23U0)

if they ever have had good intentions, they haven't been checking how well they have treated their cities, their downtrodden voters for the last 50 years much.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (8avO+)
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Road to hell....Good intentions....some assembly required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (gnNyN)

67 Seems like we are making some baby steps back from the abyss. Getting DEI out of government and schools is a start. No more race based House districts is big.

Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

68
Any coverage by the BBC? Or did someone slap a D-notice on this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (O0L8i)

69 Keir Starmer would pork a Ukrainian male model for any reason. Live on the BBC, he just may explode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (2GVsD)

70 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Vvh2V)


My brother in law would probably be there, but he's several hours away and although in very good shape because he's been a professional athlete and exercised his whole life after ceasing to be a athlete, he's in his early eighties- probably too old to be busting heads.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

71 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)
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Try "Stuff Jefferson Said," Vol. 2.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (amcLV)

72 by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

it wasn't a need and it quickly went to chopping off their own side as well as royalist parts of the countryside.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)

73 The native British population needs to make their government, top to bottom, PM down to the beat cops, fear them as they do other favored constituencies.

Posted by: Butch at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (98xTj)

74 he's in his early eighties- probably too old to be busting heads.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

God did give us Cricket Bats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

75 street bins?

Misspelled Molotov again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (/lPRQ)

76 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)


Yep, right up to the Terror. Thomas Paine was too, right up to the Terror and his arrest.
In fact, most of the nobility were sympathetic to the Revolution and the Republican form of government, right up to the Terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

77
I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace


Trump is just a speed bump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)

78 Make the IRA great again

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (4MsaP)

79 In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)


You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

80 I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)

Two words.

Shelving phase 3.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (02WEA)

81 Police retreat as rioters throw street bins toward them.

Near the end of the vid, crack kills, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (l3cgK)

82 Seems like we are making some baby steps back from the abyss. Getting DEI out of government and schools is a start. No more race based House districts is big.

Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

83 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

This. They got out every one of their inner demons. Nobles, Church all of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

84 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

85 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

But they invented a new calendar and weights and measures!

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+)

86 It’s heart. Teaming what happened to that boy
They bring these animals into our countries and let them rape and murder our youth

ENOUGH

ENOUGH

ENOUGH

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (nGraA)

87
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Try "Stuff Jefferson Said," Vol. 2.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I miss his blog. I'm glad someone posted his crap tree post for us this year.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (QVmho)

88 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

Well, he was a kickball player . 😉I mean soccer player . I don't know if he ever played cricket.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (rZCVI)

89 I don't want them to take a knee. I want t hem to resign in disgrace and be replaced with men who won't arrest a 13 year old girl for reporting being gang raped, who won't arrest someone for having pepper spray to protect themselves, who won't seize their own damned flag as a hate symbol, and who won't take someone to jail for posting angrily on social media. I want them to resign for arresting a woman praying silently near an abortion clinic. I want them to resign for being jackbooted thugs for an insane government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (UZCuZ)

90 CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (OZsUk)

In my very ignorant opinion, those effing Frogs were way bloodier than they needed to be. It wasn't the Dark Ages; there was no need to do a lot of what was done.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (Vvh2V)

it wasn't a need and it quickly went to chopping off their own side as well as royalist parts of the countryside.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)
——

‘Inprite?’

— Robespierre

My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

91 >>London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

London, Manchester etc., yea they do tend to be more big city focused. And the government is much deeper in bed with the WEF crowd than we are. So far.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

92 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

Good, now to see if people actually believe it. Reform is far to scared of what the press will say about them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (8avO+)

93
Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


I think they call it alight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

94 Still a long way to go but we are at least starting.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

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Like the guy who fell out of a 100 story building, going past the 40th floor window, he was heard to say "so far so good."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (SHj+T)

95 My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

You chop off the king's head, its a Revolution. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (8avO+)

96 Muslims still make up a fairly small percentage of british public, but they vote as a bloc, they all vote one way. So they can swing elections very easily (something Christians should have learned centuries ago). So the big parties are terrified of upsetting Muslims.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (UZCuZ)

97 Heh, that one video ended with the guys plumber's crack bending over.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (/lPRQ)

98 When Britain ruled it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (NgPv+)

99
London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

___________

London increasingly dominates the UK, which is an otherwise hollowed-out ruin. On the other hand, I think NYC's influence is waning. The South has begun to exert more power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (O0L8i)

100 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (rZCVI)

I bet he'd be willing to give it a go! 😊

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (Vvh2V)

101 The UK is the Islamist's battleground.

They're winning.

Seems pretty straight forward from here for them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (jehhT)

102 76 I'd have to go back and re-read a bunch of shit to pull quotes...but Jefferson was more sympathetic to the French Revolution than you might believe.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:38 PM (P0D9r)

In fact, most of the nobility were sympathetic to the Revolution and the Republican form of government, right up to the Terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (rbvCR)

It's easy to be sympathetic when your side(or at least your relatives) is the one seizing control.

The French Revolution was the equivalent of DC overthrowing the government to replace it with one more openly run by bureaucrats and NGOs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (okun6)

103 >> Muslims still make up a fairly small percentage of british public, but they vote as a bloc, they all vote one way. So they can swing elections very easily (something Christians should have learned centuries ago). So the big parties are terrified of upsetting Muslims.


They aren't afraid of the Muslim Voting Block.

They are afraid of the Terrorism that necessarily follows any action against a Muslim Populace.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (P0D9r)

104 My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

You chop off the king's head, its a Revolution. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (8avO+)
——

They cut off a lot more heads than the king’s, including many of their own. Just insane violence for the sake of violence.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)

105 The French Revolution tried to Year Zero France.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (2GVsD)

106
The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard

Now I need to reread Flashman.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (QVmho)

107 Once violence is unleashed there are no more guidelines.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (5P5DO)

108 They are afraid of the Terrorism that necessarily follows any action against a Muslim Populace.

I am sure that plays a part as well, but you'll note that their terrorism never plays out against the people in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (UZCuZ)

109 The dude yelling ON YOUR KNEES!! looks like Matt Berry from The IT Crowd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 02, 2026 05:49 PM (0aYVJ)

110 "The system taught [the police], in effect, that an allegation of racism is a trump card that overrides normal investigative procedure, normal medical common sense, and normal human judgement."


The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis is the head of London's Metropolitan Police Service. Sir Mark Rowley.

Rowley is the system. He's London's modern day Kim Philby.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (gkCJ2)

111 Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

Yes!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (Vvh2V)

112 London increasingly dominates the UK
_-_

Trust me, the urban domination of rural areas and small towns is also VERY strong here. Ask anyone within 50 miles of my place what they think of our governor and our legislature, and you'll get a earful.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (rm3p6)

113 Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (P0D9r)

They are afraid of both. And the cops have alienated the very people who would be most inclined to assist them against the muzzies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (a6xXE)

114 What are these musky heterosexual urges you speak of?

Posted by: James T. (D-TX) at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (zPJEU)

115 English are more terrified of racism than they are anything else. They weren't even all that racist, but they sure feel like they have a lot to apologize for anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (UZCuZ)

116 "That system was built with the best of intentions, ..."

No, it wasn't.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at June 02, 2026 05:51 PM (PZ7h8)

117 Assistant to murder

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

118 You are ascribing rational thought to the process. These were proto-communists who would destroy a country on the altar of politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)


It is what Democracy turns into. Everyone demanded a buy in, and once they saw someone else demand and get more, they upped their bids. All that demanded someone lose everything to pay for the masses' demands, and once they had gone that far, they needed to end any counter revolutionary action, and give the mob more spectacular deaths of traitors and enemies to keep them from turning on the government.

What ended the Terror was that it started preying on the people with guns and political power who realized they would not be left for later. They were, of course, so smeared by their silence during the Terror, they had no legitimacy in the face of the economic and military collapse. That is when Napoleon came in as first Consul.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)

119 >>I am sure that plays a part as well, but you'll note that their terrorism never plays out against the people in power.


Sadat is just one example...but, it is the example that set their course.

Since Sadat, the empowered have been happy to allow the Terrorization of the Populace in exchange for their complicity.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (P0D9r)

120 By the way I have been watching Spider Noir and... its pretty good, I am enjoying it. Watch in black and white.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (UZCuZ)

121 Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (PFs9e)

122 The hilarious thing about the Frog Democide was it was in large part funded by the aristocracy's own Hunter Bidens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (diia5)

123 89 I don't want them to take a knee. I want t hem to resign in disgrace and be replaced with men who won't arrest a 13 year old girl for reporting being gang raped, who won't arrest someone for having pepper spray to protect themselves, who won't seize their own damned flag as a hate symbol, and who won't take someone to jail for posting angrily on social media. I want them to resign for arresting a woman praying silently near an abortion clinic. I want them to resign for being jackbooted thugs for an insane government.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (UZCuZ)

To do that, you need institutional reform from the top down...and by reform, I mean prison or worse for the mfers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

124 Just insane violence for the sake of violence.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (E23U0)


The purity brigade, only with guillotines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (a6xXE)

125 >>They are afraid of both. And the cops have alienated the very people who would be most inclined to assist them against the muzzies.


They are afraid of the Terrorists targeting them directly, instead of targeting the population.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (P0D9r)

126 London increasingly dominates the UK
_-_

Trust me, the urban domination of rural areas and small towns is also VERY strong here. Ask anyone within 50 miles of my place what they think of our governor and our legislature, and you'll get a earful.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (rm3p6)

I live near LA, I had no idea who the mayor was until she set fire to her own supporters. When I lived in Chicago it was impossible not to know who the mayor was. I know who the Mayor of London is and I live 10000 miles away or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:53 PM (8avO+)

127 Rioting has broken out in the city where Henry Nowak was stabbed by an Indian and then arrested by police while for dying.
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I'm pretty happy with the above edit.

Posted by: Yoda at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

128
My personal view is the French Revolution wasn’t really a revolution at all. It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder where everyone was killing everyone else and the monarch happened to be on the wrong end.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:45 PM (E23U0)

The power of AND...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (l3cgK)

129 Britain needs to stop drinking beer and that fucking gin, and drink more whisky. These things will sort themselves out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (D1E+2)

130 Proof Ace isn't fibbing about Keir kneeling.


Sauce:

https://tinyurl.com/4zdbtxmb

That's Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner (his former Deputy PM) kneeling for Floyd in 2020.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

131 The bobbies took a knee as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (5P5DO)

132 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)


London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

133 street bins = garbage cans
Goggle translate told me this.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

134 93
Let's see if the Brit rioters can rise to the level of their Froggy counterparts and at least set a car or two on fire.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

I think they call it alight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:46 PM (Cqx++)

It's al-lite to buln ca?

Posted by: Chinatown at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (l3cgK)

135 "Recently, someone referred the the Black Mirror episode where the PM was forced to f___ a pig live on TV due to extorsion. But I am going to guess Starmer would look forward to that sort of thing.
Posted by: Kindltot"

One might almost be curious as to how the blackmail could be worse than doing what the blackmailers demanded, in that case, but I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (vJrRc)

136 What ended the Terror was that it started preying on the people with guns and political power who realized they would not be left for later. They were, of course, so smeared by their silence during the Terror, they had no legitimacy in the face of the economic and military collapse. That is when Napoleon came in as first Consul.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)

It started even earlier. Nappy, as a captain of artillery, opened fire with his cannon at a Revolutionary mob to save the Revolutionary "Directory" government. They promoted him and after a few victories abroad he toppled them and took over.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)

137 By the way I have been watching Spider Noir and... its pretty good, I am enjoying it. Watch in black and white.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Me too! Not too woke, either. The placement of people of color is not nearly as jarring as the recent Amadeus. Which was just stupid really.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (l26NL)

138 To do that, you need institutional reform from the top down...and by reform, I mean prison or worse for the mfers.

I fear the entire culture top to bottom is unsalvable at this point. They're all soy creatures who fear being considered politically incorrect. Even the ones who rarely criticize what is going on are terribly proper about how to speak on most topics.

They are all in on global warming for example, they are so totally mindlocked on this they think someone is insane for even questioning it. Like "you believe in a flat earth" crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (UZCuZ)

139 Oi , you got a loicense die here mate?
Southport Police

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (YwEeS)

140 More hijinks from Our Precious Foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (BI5O2)

141
The end of the French Revolution was sort of like African chiefs outlawing cannibalism after they ate the last missionaries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (O0L8i)

142 133 street bins = garbage cans
Goggle translate told me this.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (l3cgK)

143 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (a6xXE)

Yes! I swear they were the first filthy commie bastards. We'll before the Bolshies, who put a child and young women up against a wall.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Vvh2V)

144 Road to hell....Good intentions....some assembly required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 05:41 PM (gnNyN)
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"Yeah, we understood that! You don't need a God to understand that!" -- The We Got It From Here Crowd.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

145 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

146 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

They have too deep a cultural hit even on the opposition. The US has far more skepticism of the powers that be than the most radical Englander.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)

147 English are more terrified of racism"

White westerners. It's a combination of various guilts, piled on for decades.

It's how civilizations collapse.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (XuXeR)

148 45 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)
——-

I fucked her

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (E23U0)

149 I view Europe the same way I view Disney world. Glad I visited before it got fucked up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (u73oe)

150 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

Which ones do I put the bodies in?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (UjdFS)

151 Or, I suppose it's from "Their Precious Foreigners," in this case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 05:58 PM (BI5O2)

152 If you ever wondered why Trump is doing that correspondence dinner instead of scoffing at it, take a look at White House Correspondents’ Dinner president Weijia Jiang

Trump has a weak spot for attractive women.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (/lPRQ)

I bet she smells nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (02WEA)

153 Rate the world is going its either going to be World Marxists overthrow or WWIII

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

154 But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

155 I fear the entire culture top to bottom is unsalvable at this point"

That's a given.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (XuXeR)

156
It was a demonic orgy of sick bloodlust and murder

Festival of Landru

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

157 >>But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.


Marat, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (P0D9r)

158 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

159 London dominates that country too much, much more than DC and NYC do here.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (8avO+)

London only dominates as long as the City of London banking cartels are solvent. Since they do insurance, foreign exchange, US Dollar interest, oil futures and Gold and Silver futures, they have been taking a beating for the last 9 months.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)

They have too deep a cultural hit even on the opposition. The US has far more skepticism of the powers that be than the most radical Englander.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:57 PM (8avO+)
——

London stock exchange is at record highs and London bankers and businessmen are stuffing their faces with cash. They are doing great and will even change direction so long as they can buy their next Lamborghini and fuck their next expensive whore.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (E23U0)

160 Fuck the police comin' straight from Southampton town
A young Briton got it bad 'cause he's not brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to cull the majority

Posted by: Fuck the police at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (TbWk/)

161 Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris."

That's sorting, not recycling.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:01 PM (XuXeR)

162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

163 158 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

That's what happened in Sandy Eggo...they were collecting the recycling and trash, yet dumping it all in the same place...and they got in trouble for it. They might now be dumping them in separate places...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (l3cgK)

164 They never made us recycle here in my area of SC.
Two bins - garbage and yard debris.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

165 King Arthur would be arrested by the British police

https://youtu.be/0JNlOTccdck

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (2GVsD)

166 Call back to ..

"A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'. The West Yorkshire Police officer was accused of using 'inappropriate' language."

Golly! Reflective training!

Lesbian Nana is on video showing her behaving like an angry Yorkshire Terrier running about pepper spraying bystanders.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (gkCJ2)

167 Three bins. Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (5P5DO)

168 But at least Robespierre got what was coming to him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)


No, failing suicide and being left untended on a table overnight moaning in incredible pain after having half his lower jaw blown off is really not just compensation.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (rbvCR)

169 And recycle bins. I have three bins: trash, recycle, greens.

yeah three here in Oregon as well. Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris. I am pretty sure the recycle goes the same place as the trash most of the time, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:00 PM (UZCuZ)

All the time. They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (8avO+)

170 They try to make us put food waste in the greens bin (e.g. egg shells)...but it was messy and nasty. They had a small container for it that you put in your freezer, but my freezer is full of actual food, you *******. So I dump the egg shells and other food waste in the trash.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (l3cgK)

171 I thought they dumped San Diego trash in Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UjdFS)

172 At least Marat was clean when he was murdered

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (2GVsD)

173 6pm....News

CBC - free trade deal
CNN - Florida sues OpenAI, Trump fund 1.7 Billion dead, primaries

FoxNews - Iran, Rubio
MS Now - Trump backs down from Maga fund. Partisan warrior for DNI.


The Brits will have to kill a few thousand in charge if they ever want to even make the news.

I need food. The guillotine basket holding the heads is half-empty.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

174 You don't have to recycle here, its just it works because I toss all the cardboard into the one bin and it gives me more room in the trash bin. They even give a small fourth red basket you can put glass and other stuff in that allegedly is recycled in a different place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UZCuZ)

175
The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

____________

Wait till you get to Pierre Boulez!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (O0L8i)

176 162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

177 They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Here they have a different truck the recycle goes in but... not convinced it goes a different spot than the dump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:05 PM (UZCuZ)

178 Marquis De Sade kept things behind closed doors.

The others? Not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2GVsD)

179
Honestly, I don't understand the thinking behind promoting anti-white racism esp in Britain.

It becomes a goose/gander situation if violent Racism is suddenly A-Ok.

That's how you wind up with a race war.

I suppose that's why Starmer & Company are flooding the zone with foreigners. It bends the outcome of such a war against the native Brits.

Well, perhaps they'll enjoy being driven into the sea. Maybe they can set up New Britannia on the Azores.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (iJfKG)

180 "A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'.


Friggin; Brits.
Centre is spelled wrong as is apologise.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)

181
One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)

182 James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges
***

Well, i just might have to sign up for x.

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (lCppi)

183 The brits need to take a lesson from their younger cousins across the pond.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (snZF9)

184 Sorting trash. How charming. Do trash sorters get awards or something?

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8)

185 162 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)

Their calendar with the 10-day week...I have ancestors that lived in France (Lorraine) during those times...fortunately I found a French Republican Calendar to Gregorian Calendar translator...and the name for the months? Gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

186 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Berlin was turning into Sodom and Gomorrah's even more nasty cousin in the 1930s, there's a reason so many people voted for the Nazis, not because they loved Hitler so much but the other side was so depraved and disgusting people just could not take it any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (UZCuZ)

187 Good afternoon Ace, hordepeoples.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (3uBP9)

188 Drench philosophy?

Dust bin of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (2GVsD)

189 They dump it in the same hatch in the garbage trucks.

Here they have a different truck the recycle goes in but... not convinced it goes a different spot than the dump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:05 PM (UZCuZ)

if recycling worked, they would pay you for it. Anyone owning an oil field have to pour the tar into a white bin for 50 dollars a month?

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (8avO+)

190 4. I don't see how we come back from it, either.

This shit started with us.
Posted by: ace

This time before the next presidential election might be our last shot, imho.

What's stopping those British citizens from really attacking those police is their core beliefs & upbringing. (That's what is still holding our country together, too.)

They're mostly decent at their core, they're in pain, they don't understand how they & theirs really don't matter. (Ditto here.)

The British have had huge grooming scandals, how many innocents jailed, senseless stabbings in London & other cities, police deaf to the common British citizen - for how long?

If people like them finally break & retaliate, and then turn against & break the police, then it's obvious everyone will be on their own, at least for some period of time.

Scary reality.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (NFX2v)

191 >>>Recycle, Trash, Yard Debris."

That's sorting, not recycling.

Posted by: man

>Just chop it all up and put it in trash bags. I beg for Al Gore's forgiveness when the landfill is full.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (D1E+2)

192 I need food. The guillotine basket holding the heads is half-empty.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)


Well, is it half empty or half full?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (2WIwB)

193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

194 Somehow talk of sorting trash and French society seems oddly appropriate.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (5P5DO)

195 That's how you wind up with a race war."

Tribalism.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)

196 Their calendar with the 10-day week...I have ancestors that lived in France (Lorraine) during those times...fortunately I found a French Republican Calendar to Gregorian Calendar translator...and the name for the months? Gay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (l3cgK)

May June July at least are objective -- foggy month, stormy month.....total non starters.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (8avO+)

197 171 I thought they dumped San Diego trash in Tijuana.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 06:04 PM (UjdFS)

It's the other way around...the Tijuana river...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

198 167 Three bins. Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:03 PM (5P5DO)


Hahaha!!!

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (lCppi)

199 Rousseau, the French Revolution, Saint-Simon, Comte, the Paris Commune.

The French have a lot to answer for without even getting out of the 19th century.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 06:02 PM (XvL8K)
——

Well, there was that hot French girl who barely spoke English on vacation in NYC who gave young The Blade the night of his life up to that point. So there’s that.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:09 PM (E23U0)

200 If people like them finally break & retaliate, and then turn against & break the police, then it's obvious everyone will be on their own, at least for some period of time.

Scary reality."

Buy more ammo

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (XuXeR)

201 Only handguns were confiscated in the UK after the Dunblane Massacre.

Hunting rifles and shotguns are in rural hands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

202 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (Ia/+0)

it isn't the foreigners that are the problem. It is the aliens who sit in the government from top to bottom who are doing the opposite of their jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (8avO+)

203 You know the rebellion is serious once they change the calendar.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

204 I almost bet Starmer spends a lot of time on his knees in the company of other men so it seems strange he won't do it now.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

205 180 "A police officer at the centre of a viral video who arrested a teenage girl when she said she looked like her 'lesbian nana' has been ordered to apologise and undergo 'reflective training'.


Friggin; Brits.
Centre is spelled wrong as is apologise.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (2WIwB)

Do you look in a mirror for reflective training?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

206 We too, are one trash can people, Ben Had. Three seems kind of silly.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (Gqar8)

207 ‘Musky heterosexual urges’ sounds … gay

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (E23U0)

208 if recycling worked, they would pay you for it."

Winner!

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (XuXeR)

209 Trash pickup is going to be problematic for a few days. "Someone stole my bin!"

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (p/isN)

210 Yesterday read in Belgium?(I think) a 14yo girl lured into woods by her boyfriend got gang raped a few different days.
The boys were Africans, suspect as it didn't say the boyfriend was as well and the girl was a Belgian.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

212 tubal

I'm so rural I have no trash pickup. I do recycle in town at a proper recycling center.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

213 Berlin was turning into Sodom and Gomorrah's even more nasty cousin in the 1930s, there's a reason so many people voted for the Nazis, not because they loved Hitler so much but the other side was so depraved and disgusting people just could not take it any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:07 PM (UZCuZ)


Yeah, Wiemar Berlin has become famous for its decadence.

Honestly reminds me of modern America, especially in certain regions.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

214 That's how you wind up with a race war."

Tribalism.
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:08 PM (XuXeR)
---
Even if you have 10 "teams", if you have only 1 "team" that eschews tribalism, you've still got 9 other "teams" that can and probably will attack you for things they construe as tribalism.

But anti-tribalism is so ill understood. But other tribes can use your "claim" of non-tribalism against you unless you can "prove" that 100% of percent of the time your actions weren't just for tribe--which it is doubtful they can understand anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)

215 I almost bet Starmer spends a lot of time on his knees in the company of other men so it seems strange he won't do it now.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 02, 2026 06:10 PM (3uBP9)

He's such a dream date that they group up and set fire to his cars and garages, by all reports.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (8avO+)

216 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Come on man, Thermidor is a great name for a hot month

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (UZCuZ)

217 Is Britain a preview of America's near future?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (VVmVo)

218 211 Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

And Nine Trash Bins were given to Men, who above all else seek garbage.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

219 if recycling worked, they would pay you for it. Anyone owning an oil field have to pour the tar into a white bin for 50 dollars a month?
Posted by: Oldcat


I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (diia5)

220 Trash collection in Boise is far less stupid than Fort Collins. One of the minor benefits for moving here. They do have a recycle bin in the enclosure, but I see a lot of cardboard in the big dumpster. Kind of a meh attitude. Same at the office. Cardboard and paper just get thrown in the garbage can.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, back from the road trip at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (0aYVJ)

221 Surfperch

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

222
Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)



the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

223 193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

224 So it 86-47 is ok, then I guess 86-44 and -46 are too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (2WIwB)

225 weft cut-loop

Add steel and copper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

226 216 De Sade alone was enough of an indication that things were going straight to hell.

Come on man, Thermidor is a great name for a hot month

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (UZCuZ)

And the lobster is awesome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

227 Is Britain a preview of America's near future?
Posted by: Surfperch at June 02, 2026 06:13 PM (VVmVo)

No. We may fail but it won't be the UK way.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (8avO+)

228 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8


Wonder how it defines "foreign" in that context

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (UZCuZ)

229 212 tubal

I'm so rural I have no trash pickup. I do recycle in town at a proper recycling center.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

We had a burn barrel growing up. 55 gallon drum. Put it all in, light it up. We were savages.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

230 222
Ha I have one dumpster to rule them all...
And in the darkness bind them?
Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)


the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)

They always get into the recycle bins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

231 It started with the Channel Tunnel.

Think I'm kidding?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (vE0+H)


It started with Rousseau whose writings lead to the French Revolution and to Marx and Communism, etc. ad nauseum. Time travelers: forget killing Hitler - get Rousseau!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (ZVgZ4)

232 What Britain obviously needs is common sense knife control

Everyone should just use spoons.

Posted by: LASue at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (lCppi)

233 Floréal and Fructidor were also some good month names.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

234 I suspect Montco is up there as well

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)

235 Recycling metals is wise. The other stuff, not so much. Negligible benefits.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (0aYVJ)

236 Bin Wraiths>>>Trash Pandas

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (Gqar8)

237 Christopher R Taylor

The illegals and invited migrants in the UK have greater numbers of people than are in all security forces, police and military with putative allegiance to the Crown.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (u82oZ)

238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

239 the real problem here are Bin Wraiths"

Trash pandas?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (XuXeR)

240 223 193 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

***
The civil war will be ugly.
And necessary.
I hope the brits are prepared.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

241 I believe Rousseau came up with "property is theft" along with the idea of the Noble Savage.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

242 tubal

I burn my prairie. I have a burn pile. This year flames went up over 25 feet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (u82oZ)

243 238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

I would not flourish in your Fair City.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (Gqar8)

244 Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt

Yes, but the entire Revolution, from start to finish, was disgusting and ghoulish and evil.

They had every right to rebel, but the behavior was by far worse than anything thier monarchy did.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (Vvh2V)

245 Floréal and Fructidor were also some good month names.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:16 PM (6ydKt)

Not in Australia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

246 the real problem here are Bin Wraiths.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (iJfKG)
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AKA Racoons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (gnNyN)

247 238 One big trash bin here for everything.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 06:06 PM (3ek7K)
=====
If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Filled my trash bin with cactus lobes...got a note from the city affixed to my trash bin telling me that I wasn't allowed to put dirt or concrete in the bin...
Okay, it was heavy, but c'mon, man! Cactus lobes aren't dirt, aren't concrete...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

248 Oh boy. I just got a notice from chamber of commerce that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)

249 Three trash cans = Waste Management Inc. union payoff. It's Tony Soprono's wet dream come true.

Locally a 22' foot stake bed truck picks up and drops off the recycling containers. By hand.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gkCJ2)

250 242 tubal

I burn my prairie. I have a burn pile. This year flames went up over 25 feet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (u82oZ)


Dude - would loved to have seen that!

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Gqar8)

251 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8

Wonder how it defines "foreign" in that context
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 06:15 PM (UZCuZ)
---
Is xenophobic if you exclude anybody who's been there for more than 6 months.

You're showing that you do not want to consider them your neighbor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)

252 >>>Trash pickup is going to be problematic for a few days. "Someone stole my bin!"

Posted by: Weak Geek

>We had a windstorm / thunderstorm roll thru here and everybody's bin ended up in the street two blocks away. Luckily, no tornadoes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (D1E+2)

253 Recycling metals is wise. The other stuff, not so much"

Some plastics, too. If the waste is close to a production site...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (XuXeR)

254 This time before the next presidential election might be our last shot, imho.

spot-on!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (VyBeY)

255 I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
===

Ferrous metals are most cost effective. Separate with a big magnet. Virtually everything requires prison labor* to hand pick through it.

Copper and aluminum not bad if you pick it out as the rest goes into the bin.

I don't think any glass bottles are reused any more (but that was "reuse", not recycle).

*Including dumb ass private citizens who think they are doing the world a favor.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (/lPRQ)

256 I believe Rousseau came up with "property is theft" along with the idea of the Noble Savage.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

The Romans were writing about the nobility of the Germans in AD 90. But Rousseau was still an ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)

257 When stationed in Germany, we lived off post in a high-rise civilian apartment. We were lectured by the building super for throwing improper waste down the chute. That means he rooted through our garbage and got confirmation regarding who the scoundrels were.

This was over 30 years ago. The Krauts ere serious about recycling even then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)

258 Floréal and Fructidor"

Of the House of Elrond?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (XuXeR)

259 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (NgPv+)

260 If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)

261 >>Copper and aluminum not bad if you pick it out as the rest goes into the bin.


Look at the price for scrap copper.

It's always worth your time to sort that stuff out.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (P0D9r)

262 This is what comes from thinking your rights come from the government. The government ALLOWS you free speech as long as you support the governments position. If not....

Most of the Anglosphere is way to comfortable with outsized government.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l26NL)

263 The Gates of Vienna website had three series of essays on how to fight back in the UK. Those scenarios looked compelling. And hard for security forces to stop. It would take a small group of people to carry out the first wave.

The website also had one essay series just geolocating the front lines.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (u82oZ)

264 248 Oh boy. I just got a notice from chamber of commerce that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)

Dropped my ballot off at the local community college...gay pride rainbow banners everywhere...Pride month you say? Keep it in the f'n closet, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK)

265 Both sides of this unpleasntness are disarmed. I would guess that the police are more soft and effeminate than the yobs. Will be interesting.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar

---------------

Um, the whole tragedy ensued because one group does have weapons.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (xpP6J)

266 I think only glass and aluminum pay back in terms of recycling. The rest is unprofitable garbage. But, the point was and always be commie programming to kill off the West.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Steel and copper make sense. Glass barely does.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

267 that the local LGBT Pride Parade is Saturday, about a mile uptown from me. Thanks for the warning, I won't be anywhere near uptown
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 06:19 PM (gQKJe)


I expect quite a few cops will be on their knees for that one.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (gKWVE)

268 The Romans were writing about the nobility of the Germans in AD 90. But Rousseau was still an ass.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:20 PM (8avO+)
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Marx had Rousseau's sloppy seconds. His largest audience was the undaunted French revolutionaries hiding out in France.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

269 We had a burn barrel growing up. 55 gallon drum. Put it all in, light it up. We were savages pyromaniacs.
Posted by: tubal (Gqar

Me. Not necessarily you.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (XBNjf)

270 I salvage every bit of copper. Dead engines and electrical cords

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (5P5DO)

271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

272 Then you get a fine and a photo"

I'll take a couple of Ansel Adams prints, ok?

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (XuXeR)

273
Nobody expects the Brittish Inquisition.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (IifOV)

274 Just asked AI What % of foreigners are in England
%16,8
Posted by: Skip

Look at PA, Skip.

We're moving towards 11+ percent in several areas
Bucks County 10 plus, Delaware County 11 plus percent.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 06:14 PM (NFX2v)

***
The civil war will be ugly.
And necessary.
I hope the brits are prepared.
Posted by: Diogenes
====

One of the (former ?) border patrol big wigs recently said the US is close to 100M illegals. I assume that includes those just waived in en masse.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (/lPRQ)

275 259 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (NgPv+)

Sick Sikh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK)

276 >>I salvage every bit of copper. Dead engines and electrical cords


Best part of Demolition work was the free Copper, Aluminum, Brass and Steel.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (P0D9r)

277 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

if they were smart, they were. The only thing dumber is really trying to sort garbage.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (8avO+)

278 260 If you don't put the right garbage in the right bin, you get a letter and a photo of your garbage.

Then you get a fine and a photo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)

Cross-cut shredder.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

279 The blue fury of the Metropolitan Police Service.
Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Twsa5)

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There's the problem right there, police service rather than police force. And they not even serving, at least not the rightful citizen.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (xpP6J)

280 Well, if you are foolish enough to put anything in the trash that bears your name and address. Use a paper punch to punch out any identifying marks from your junk mail.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1z8ji)
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The garbage truck is equipped with a camera, the bins are coded to the address, it is all automated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

281 tubal

I shared a photo of the fire with a few morons like Hrothgar, Sharon(willows apprentice) and NotSoThoreau.

If you want, I can send it to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

282 Most every back yard had a concrete incinerator when I was a kid, lots of trash and rubbish was burned and the ashes went in the garbage can

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (VyBeY)

283 271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Mostly lying. There's still a bit of recycling that occurs in some places, but most of these programs persist in a fake form because cancelling them causes pushback.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (okun6)

284 haha, Chipotle didn't secure their chatbot. Why does chipotle have a chatbot? don't know. But someone reverse engineered their api and made a cli tool that will do claude code gen, code editing, but instead of paying for your own tokens/ai credits, it just submits it to Chipotle's unsecure chatbot.

So now Chipotle is writing code for who knows how many people.

Posted by: banana Dream - Burrito powered coding at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

285 Indian did not stab Nowak.

Sikh stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard
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It was one Sikh Indian who did a bunch of stabbing.... whose Sikh family joined in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (/lPRQ)

286 Like the red light cameras that automatically mail a ticket to the car's registered address.

You get a photo of your kid driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

287 283 271 We used to sort garbage and put them into the proper bins. All that stopped with the COVID shutdown. Put it all in one bin they said, we’re not going to recycle anymore, they said. Question: were they really recycling before COVID, or were they just pretending, and everything wound up in the same refuse pile at the end of the line?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

Mostly lying. There's still a bit of recycling that occurs in some places, but most of these programs persist in a fake form because cancelling them causes pushback.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (okun6)

Here, they were only removing the plastic bottles that had CRV on them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

288 We had burn barrels when I was a kid. I loved helping Dad burn things. But, we were smart enough not to do so on windy days. And in Cody WY that happens a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (0aYVJ)

289 nood platner again

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (5rh/l)

290 All the parties in Scotland's pretend parliament are leftist idiots. All sides are on England's dole instead of serving Scotland.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+)

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That's why they have not voted for independence, everyone knows the money comes from London.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (xpP6J)

291 284 haha, Chipotle didn't secure their chatbot. Why does chipotle have a chatbot? don't know. But someone reverse engineered their api and made a cli tool that will do claude code gen, code editing, but instead of paying for your own tokens/ai credits, it just submits it to Chipotle's unsecure chatbot.

So now Chipotle is writing code for who knows how many people.

Posted by: banana Dream - Burrito powered coding at June 02, 2026 06:25 PM (3uBP9)

Your code is gonna get Hep B...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (l3cgK)

292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

293 This is what comes from thinking your rights come from the government. The government ALLOWS you free speech as long as you support the governments position. If not....

Most of the Anglosphere is way to comfortable with outsized government.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at June 02, 2026 06:21 PM (l26NL)
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Rights do come from government. The founders painted with a not-so-analytic brush.

Goodwill comes from God. Thus it is in observation of the need of rulers to have the good of the individual in mind, that prompted letting people speak their minds.

To many tyrannical governments over the ages, Locke's principle that the mind cannot be compelled, just meant they would have to kill you or maim you or torture you until you didn't stand in the way. And maybe if they inflicted enough pain, you can at least be compelled to stay out of their way.

However, he wrote his Letters to a people professing Christianity, and torturing others for having a different witness. And eventually, we were able to convince that crowd that God perhaps did not want this.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

294 Most every back yard had a concrete incinerator when I was a kid, lots of trash and rubbish was burned and the ashes went in the garbage can
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (VyBeY)

That's what I do with my burn barrel. Pick any salvageable metal out of the ashes, rest goes in a trash bag, and goes to the transfer station on my trip to dump food waste etc. that doesn't readily burn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (1z8ji)

295 The garbage truck is equipped with a camera, the bins are coded to the address, it is all automated."

Yep. WM uses rfid chip equipped.....

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (XuXeR)

296 286 Like the red light cameras that automatically mail a ticket to the car's registered address.

You get a photo of your kid driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

They removed most of them here. The story I heard is that a guy was with his side-babe when he was caught speeding...photo and fine was sent to his home, where his wife opened the envelope...a lawsuit resulted.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:28 PM (l3cgK)

297 I had a viable recycling business using paper feed sacks, brown paper bags and cardboard until the company that made my shredder couldn't keep it running. All my source material free.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (5P5DO)

298 292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

Let the Sunni and Shia police each other?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

299 Add steel and copper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


The civic programs regarding 'recycling' don't accept steel cans. Ask me how I know. ( and who the fuck would throw away a copper can??? )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (diia5)

300 Take you're own recycling in. Why let the government have the money? That's the only reason they make you do it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (Vvh2V)

301 jim (in Kalifornia)

That never works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

302 Sikhism comes from India: it is a religion of the Indian subcontinent. A Hindu did not stab the young man but a Sikh did.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

303 Fuck England. It was the same thing 250 years ago.
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2026 05:39 PM (qwype)

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Even the same sort of king? I can't remember what George hundred and eleven was like.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:30 PM (xpP6J)

304 weft cut-loop

Lots of structural steel, posts, and fences. Cans are too dirty and such a small part of the recycling flow. Cleaning cans wastes water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:32 PM (u82oZ)

305 I don't see what is happening now is same as any point in English History

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

306 The Hebrew God is integral to Locke's interpretation the first right "Right to Life". (Suck it, Straussians)

You're right to live that a Christian government is duty-bound to recognize is based on your prohibition to do away with yourself. To live until God determines your death.

And it made sense to Locke to say that because God does not want you to do away with yourself, the state should have a really good reason to do away with you. ("As a state of war", per Locke).

Governments refused to give us these rights for a long time. Heck, Locke only wrote because the commissioned scholar Robert Filmer wrote the Patriarchia which argued "from the Bible" that you were the property of the King. And that God had granted various Biblical figures actual ownership over their siblings and progeny.

So the state was full tilt in denying the rights English citizens already assumed to have, to not be possessions.

But over time, governments, citing a King's service to God to rule, recognized a right to live, rights of self-determination, etc.

It's almost walking-into-walls braindead to argue that you can just as easily synthesize this from any secular, empirical principle.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:35 PM (Fi81e)

307 As Tousi has just said all the brit papers will be filled with the horror of far-right activist rioting.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:44 PM (5P5DO)

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I consider that a good thing, it tells the rest of the people that they can do it too. No protests simply inhibits those more timid who would do so if they thought others are doing it.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (xpP6J)

308 But atheists have to be free to slouch and kick the can down the road so they kinda-sorta believe in human rights, because that looks on on the buffet table, and no they can't say where specifically they derive the right, but they can believe in a right if it "makes sense".

However, you are only positively describing yourself as somebody who sees value in assessing other lives with value. Unless you're willing and able to tussle with Hume, you can't say where a normative description comes in. So other people are "free" to describe themselves as "I don't really fall for all that rights of man mumbo-jumbo".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 06:38 PM (Fi81e)

309 Best part of Demolition work was the free Copper, Aluminum, Brass and Steel.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 06:24 PM (P0D9r)

My brother bought a CZ-75 tactical just from recycling the copper pipes from a house they are renovating. The funny part is the recycling place was next to the gun shop.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (snZF9)

310 292 The UK needs Gurkhas to police the Sikhs. And the Sikhs to police the Shia. And Texas Rangers to police the Sunni.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ
One riot, one Ranger.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 06:39 PM (UYYJi)

311 The UK, whose citizens let their government strip them of firearms save a few shotguns is a prime example of why the 2nd amendment is the amendment upon which all others hinge.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 02, 2026 06:46 PM (uKXqB)

312 @231 ad nauseum.

It started
with bad Latin.

NAUSEAM.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2026 07:36 PM (zdLoL)

One Officer Resigns in Henry Nowak Police-Assisted Murder Scandal
Update: Protests Turn Mostly Peaceful

I heard this hours ago but could not find the story about it.

But now it's confirmed:


Sky News
@SkyNews
BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

https://trib.al/Rx0iR33


📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

Three of the other "police officers" participating in the police-assisted murder remain on staff, so this is obviously a cover-up.

People might say: "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise, and so we should do with them the same as we do with the small fish of a mafia or terrorist operation (which this actually resembles): Prosecute them until they agree to testify what the higher-ups told them to do.

I have no pity for them. If they're going to cover-up for the higher-ups, let justice be done without mercy.

In the prior post, I linked this MP stating that there was an official document instructing cops to treat blacks and Muslims more favorably than whites:

Apparently that document is the "Police Action Racism Plan," the DEI authors of which I linked yesterday.

Winston Marshall -- the musician fired from popular folk band Mumford and Sons because, IIRC, he said that he had read Jordan Peterson's book -- discusses this racist, murder-enabling plan:


Winston Marshall
@MrWinMarshall

How could an English police officer cuff and drag an innocent dying white boy, who'd been stabbed 5 times, gasping for his life?

After George Floyd in 2020, an incident which had absolutely nothing to do with Britain, the British establishment lost their minds. The police undertook reform. Their new priority:

"Reports of racist behaviour or action by officers and
staff will be thoroughly investigated and will be dealt with swiftly and robustly, with appropriate support for victims and *those reporting racist behaviours*. "

*Alleged* racism became the priority.

As laid out explicitly as the number 1 priority in 'The Police Race Action Plan' - (link in replies)

And, whilst this is specific to behaviour of police officers and staff themselves, it follows that -
1. This institutional culture inevitably influences operational priorities.
2. Officers who fail to treat an allegation of racism with sufficient seriousness fear or risk being accused of racism themselves.

In 2025 the report was updated (link in replies):

"It is not enough for us to not be racist or to claim not to be racist. Anti-racism demands that we are proactive."

But crucially:

"It does not mean treating everyone 'the same' or being 'colour blind' (racial equality)."

IT IS EXPLICITLY AGAINST RACIAL EQUALITY

So whilst we can't read the mind of the police officer in question in the Henry Nowak murder, nor should we be surprised that this sort of incident occurs. It is the horrifying outcome of an ideologically cultivated institution.

An the murderer's instinct to weaponise this way of thinking shows how entrenched this rot is through our entire society

Enough.

No more two-tier policing.

No more woke-american anti-racism ideology.

Britain must have equal justice for all before the police and the law.

If you can believe it -- and I'm sure you can -- this Two-Tier Policing order was given in reaction to the death of an obese drug addict and strong-arm thief named George Floyd who died in a completely different country when his drug-abused heart gave out.

British cops kneeled -- for George Floyd. So far, there have been no similar gestures to honor the British student they themselves murdered.

British politicians have repeatedly invoked George Floyd. Keir Starmer did seven times -- but he only mentioned Henry Nowak once, yesterday, when the video was released and he realized he could not cover it up any longer.

Konstantin Kisin
@KonstantinKisin

Britain had a moment of silence for George Floyd. Our politicians kneeled en masse to show their outrage at his killing. "I can't breathe" became a slogan.

George Floyd died on the other side of the world. He wasn't British.

Henry Nowak *was* British and his treatment by the police was shocking and negligent in the extreme. Yet there is no minute of silence. There is no coordinated public campaign. There is no kneeling at sporting events.

And we all know why.

During the summer of BLM, some people said "All Lives Matter". This was treated as the highest form of racism and anyone who said this was immediately cancelled. Why? Because the people in charge don't actually think all lives matter in the same way.

They have created a racial hierarchy of victimhood where a career criminal who died through mistreatment by police in a foreign country with 0 evidence of racism like George Floyd is automatically sanctified because of the colour of his skin.

And Henry Nowak, a British man, one of ours, is automatically dismissed and ignored because of the colour of his.

This is the ugly fruit of so-called "anti-racism", an obsession with race that has created a two-tier society which treats people differently because of the colour of their skin.

This needs to stop.


Melissa Chen
@MsMelChen

I think most people now can see the monstrous consequences of the lie that George Floyd's death had anything to do with racism.

America was hardest hit but not a single anglo society was spared, including (inexplicably) Britain, where the police aren't even armed. Federal agencies, corporations, universities, sports teams, the military, the music industry all dropped to their knees in ritual self-flagellation. DEI commissars flooded in like Red Guards, armed with six-figure salaries and limitless bureaucratic power.

Every hire, every promotion, every contract, every training session became a loyalty test to the new faith:

Whiteness = original sin
merit = oppression
colorblindness = violence

They made your life hell for the past 5 years. Billions poured into "equity" grifts while competence hemorrhaged. Everything got a little dumber as the social fabric frayed because suddenly the color of your skin mattered more than whether you could do the job.

And don't forget the "Mostly Peaceful" riots that killed dozens, burned police stations down, looted businesses, and torched entire neighborhoods - many of them the very minority neighborhoods they claimed to champion. Statues were toppled and history was rewritten. "Defund the police" became policy in some progressive cities. Together with bail reform and no-cash bail, Soros DAs ensured that crime was not only downplayed but rather, elevated to a respectable lifestyle choice.

If you noticed any of this, YOU were racist.

Criminals walked. Retail theft became an organized sport as shoplifting rings brazenly (and calmly) walked out with stolen merchandise. And the rest of us? We get to shop at CVS like it's a maximum-security exhibit - toothpaste, deodorant, candy, all locked behind locked plexiglass because punishing thieves became "racist."

This was a wholesale cultural revolution that would make Mao blush. New gurus rose up to dictate the new customs. Can't say "All Lives Matter." Don't ask for ID. Don't notice patterns in crime stats. Exams are racist so the SAT was dismantled. Everyone was commanded to kneel, repent, and genuflect at the altar of "Anti-Racism."

Corporations that once made products now also made propaganda. Schools became grievance factories and abolished advanced-level math classes. Cities that once hummed with ambition were transformed into open-air asylums of needles, tents, and feral disorder.

The legacy of Saint Floyd was a wholesale reprogramming of society, which brings us back to Henry Novak and how he was treated by the police.

The total moral inversion is visible in his death where police hesitated and cuffed him, the VICTIM. They let the victim of a fresh murder bleed out in the street because the new dogma made it unthinkable to confront the obvious: that the perpetrator was not white.

In a New Society where the sacred founding principle is that the WORST moral infraction is to perpetuate racism, it then becomes unfathomable to consider that a non-white person did something bad. Reality itself is routinely denied to preserve this dogma.

A civilization that reaches this point has already surrendered. We now have an entire generation marinated in this poison, taught from childhood to despise the very civilization that handed them unprecedented peace, prosperity, and freedom.

Breaking this programming will not be easy. It is woven into schools, media, corporate policy, and the language we're allowed to speak. But break it we must.

This only ends only when we choose truth over comfort, excellence over equity, and civilization over ritual self-hatred. We need a counter-cultural revolution.

More from David Strom:

Remember, if you spread "misinformation" about the UK police's explicitly racist Two Tier Policing Agenda, the UK police may visit you, and remember, they sometimes murder people in the name of "Antiracism."

Update:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Good. Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

I don't even care if I spelled that correctly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

2 I will let the others know to come riot here, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

3 Nooded. Congratulations, SuperModel!

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (NcvvS)

4 "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise,

Cops bad!

Posted by: The Covid Medical Worker's Benevolent Ass'n at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (xQK38)

5 It actually goes back to stephen lawrence in 93 when they started flagelating themselves like paul bettany in the davinci code

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (bXbFr)

6 corgis called

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (v6XNT)

7 Let me guess, the cop had already met the requirements for retirement and a pension.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (CwhoI)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

9 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

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Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)

10 Racism is ThoughtCrime is the Worst Thing Anyone Can Do.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Q+gd/)

11 He resigned when he SHOULD be charged with a crime. Prick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

12 And the usual mau mauers glommed on

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (bXbFr)

13 I was just following ye orders!

Posted by: Bobbie Friendly at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (jGGMD)

14 Remember Derek Chauvin was convicted of murder for not helping George Floyd when the latter was experiencing an OD even though he had no reason to believe Floyd was ODing.

Nowak told the cops he'd been stabbed and collapsed to the ground.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

15 He resigned when he SHOULD be charged with a crime. Prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Both need to happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)

16 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

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Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)


I'm starting to sense you don't think Reform will change anything.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jGGMD)

17 >British cops kneeled -- for George Floyd.

The retarded English national soccer team did the same thing for years.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (rJ48h)

18 Under blair

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (bXbFr)

19 People might say: "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do." That's right. But they're lower-level criminals in a greater criminal enterprise,

and so we should do with them the same as we do with the small fish of a mafia or terrorist operation



Concrete overshoes?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (f8lRf)

20 BREAKING: One of the police officers involved in the arrest of Henry Nowak has resigned, according to Hampshire Police

Which one? The Numbian Labia Lover or the Cropped Hair, Bitter Faced Mariann Edgar Budde Look A Like Rug Muncher?

Posted by: DEI Hires Will Get You Deaded at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (IqKsT)

21 During the summer of BLM, some people said "All Lives Matter". This was treated as the highest form of racism and anyone who said this was immediately cancelled. Why? Because the people in charge don't actually think all lives matter in the same way.

The people that told us that irrespective of what Goode and Pretti had done the cops had no right to kill them also told us that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck and Rosanne Boyland deserved to be beaten to death.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (sKqQm)

22 16 Reform has appointed him to the Shadow Cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (JQYF1)


I'm starting to sense you don't think Reform will change anything.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jGGMD)

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Most of the candidates Reform put up are former Conservative Party members who let open the borders to begin with.

Reform spokespeople keep saying things like, "We won't deport anyone, or even kick out immigrants from government housing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (JQYF1)

23 Police Action Racism Plan, ha.

They should have named it Police Enact Racism Plan, PERP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (n5tGW)

24 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

25 Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)


Spike. Or pike.

That's what it is in a civilized language.

We need to reject ALL non-Western influences!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (iERP6)

26 If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

When the Russian collusion thing started up I pointed out British citizens had openly campaigned for Kerry in 2004.

But that's (D)ifferent! is the only response I could get.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

27 I've heard that Henry's cuffed hand was already white from lack of blood but this is the 1st time I've seen the photo. Sickening beyond belief:

https://tinyurl.com/2jh8sp9y

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)

28 The bottom picture is infuriating, however look at it this way. Every man in the picture will be killed in a muzzie takeover and every woman will be treated like a goat.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (gQKJe)

29 The Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis is the head of London's Metropolitan Police Service. Sir Mark Rowley.

He's woke as hell. There are pictures of Rowley and a scarfed police woman drinking tea and eating halal crumpets. He writes policy. He hires and fires.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (fnZRl)

30 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

To be fair, they probably made the Dems results worse by helping. I'm sure the whiny limey bints wowed the inner city men they shrieked at.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (8avO+)

31 25 Find the cop and put him on a kabob.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (WONhk)

Spike. Or pike.

That's what it is in a civilized language.

We need to reject ALL non-Western influences!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 04:40 PM (iERP6)

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Gallows. Perfectly cromulent word with long Anglo-Saxon history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (JQYF1)

32 US cops in many blue cities unfortunately sided with Antifa / BLM when the peaceful rioting was taking place. And by taking sides I'm mostly saying their inaction is taking sides imo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (WNOcj)

33 Its hard not to be cynical

Of course there were tottenham riots about a decade before george floyd which cameron did nothing about

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (bXbFr)

34 This is going to end in blood; this lunatics will not stop as long as they face no consequences

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (4MsaP)

35 The cops, had they any morals, would stand down til their government restores power to UK. I would quit if faced with this reverse racism and inability to do my job. We all know there is no racism it is a tool.

I quit a very, very good job because I was once asked to lie on a form by a worthless manager. I refused and gave notice. I am not stupid, cowed by power, nor did I need to work (so there's that as no one was going to starve). I also found another job in weeks.

The tribal mentality of imaginary racism has infected the brains of the UK and Dims here.

This is the power: one word to bring them to their knees to the migrant worship. Vs defending their own people.

My baby grandgirl is having a chest x-ray and labs so the doc is at least doing something. I hope she is not admitted to the hospital with her father in bloody Australia or a day away. I will gladly help our lovely DIL if I need to in any way. The older kids consider this their second home.

And here I was thinking this month would be an improvement from May!

Karma laughs. I shake my fist at karma and say give it to me for sickness, not a sweet baby girl on top of it all. Bloody hell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (WONhk)

36 The three cops who showed up unarmed to chat up to Henry's murderer were all female. (Isn't he dreamy with his exotic turban and those big brown crazy eyes?) Henry's murderer had two knives. The ceremonial one around his neck and an 8" blade he used to murder the white kid minding his own business.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (tM5h4)

37 He's woke as hell. There are pictures of Rowley and a scarfed police woman drinking tea and eating halal crumpets. He writes policy. He hires and fires.

He ought to be visiting a lamppost with a short amount of rope.

Posted by: GMan at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (GfWuY)

38 Am I wrong in saying that I'm kinda out of fucks to give about what happens in blighty at this point, and that we have bigger fish to fry right here in the new world?

'Cause that's how I'm feeling these days.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

39 Find his home and torch it

Thems the rules now right?

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (ZihZb)

40 Most of the candidates Reform put up are former Conservative Party members who let open the borders to begin with.

Reform spokespeople keep saying things like, "We won't deport anyone, or even kick out immigrants from government housing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:38 PM (JQYF1)


I want to believe you're misjudging them. I have nothing that says you are, but I want to.

Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

41 The bottom picture is infuriating, however look at it this way. Every man in the picture will be killed in a muzzie takeover and every woman will be treated like a goat.

A few British girls decided to go to Syria to join ISIS back when they controlled a good deal of the country

They were shocked ISIS had them "married" to ISIS fighters against their will where they were forced to do domestic duties and have sex with their "husbands"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

42 All those chicks holding that banner will understand racism once they are under sharia. And how.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (n5tGW)

43 "It is not enough for us to not be racist or to claim not to be racist. Anti-racism demands that we are proactive."

Ok, well, it's not enough to not be commies or claim not to be commies. You need to be proactive.

Spin up the rotors.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (CrtM/)

44 Livestream does remind one of a Python skit, if I'm honest.

Crowd cheers. Dumpster rolls toward the police. They push it aside.

Crowd roars. Another dumpster rolls toward police. It's on fire. They push it aside, then extinguish the fire.


It's pretty lame for a 'riot.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

45 One of those lively yoots who was a gangster

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (bXbFr)

46 Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

Totally get it, but I think you are sort of wrong. Fighting back needs to be a worldwide movement, or at least in Western Civilization.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Vvh2V)

47 The British.

Being Fags.

Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (P0D9r)

48 Yeah rowleys a right old dhimmi

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (bXbFr)

49 Resign with pension, I'm sure.

Jail time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

50 interesting side note:

Winston Marshall is the fiancé of Melissa Chen
@MsMelChen. I only know because Winston revealed that they were to be married while he was interviewing her on his podcast on YouTube several months ago.

Just thought it was interesting since Ace posted both of their, very detailed and insightful, tweets.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

51 I can't even bring myself to care about crime stories in [Neighboring City], let alone London.

In fact, I sufficiently disdain the British that I'm hostile toward them.

If you want to make me sympathetic, try erasing that time your puny country fucked around in my elections.

Whoops! You can't. Suck it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (BI5O2)

Question is, who is Western Civ in the UK these days? I know of a few good eggs but they would not fill an apartment block.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)

52 Guess the point escapes the slow learing among us ( moi ).
What was the need for cuffs ?
Because someone of colour SAID you were a racist?
That would not pass the reasonable suspicion test for restraint in the USA. Guess in the advanced ways of Great Britain saying something as a person of colour is all the evidence the 'cops') Gestapo) need to restrain and kill you.
FOAD Britain.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (dQYFQ)

53 40 Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

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Restore has a whole slate for the general election already (standard practice in Parliamentary systems prone to snap elections, apparently), so they have a start.

Even then, I'm not sure what Lowe could do with whomever he gets elected in the weird, pocket universe where Restore wins enough to mean something.

I think best case scenario is that Restore works as a force to pull Reform to the right on immigration, where potential Reform MPs have to make the right sounds about deportations in order to get elected because Restore is voicing the need. Maybe an agreement between the two parties to share power and strategically back out of races to increase their chances of winning (like what Labour and the CP did in the last general to block Reform).

We'll see, but we're decades into the British system fuck over the people on immigration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (JQYF1)

54 Name?

They need to be named and prosecuted.
Just like with George Floyd, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (4KUe5)

55 Stated before, the British just like Californians voted for it, live with it or fight

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)

56 The next election is 3 years away. Toast.

The UK averages 114 new arrivals per day of mostly military aged men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (n5tGW)

57
'Cause that's how I'm feeling these days.
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

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I get it. However, this is a sample of what the Dims want to bring here and are in Portland and Seattle, MN and NYC.

The difference is we have guns and understand the issue vs being helpless. They are basically helpless, the Brits who care what is happening.

That is sad to see.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (WONhk)

58 The excuse these retards use is:

'What about Muh Colonization?' ...


The simple and correct response is:

The World suffered when Anglos stopped Colonizing the Planet.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (P0D9r)

59
Just doing our jobs sir we are but indifferent instruments of the Law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (O0L8i)

60 When Britain was a manly kingdom it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:47 PM (NgPv+)

61 56 The next election is 3 years away. Toast.

The UK averages 114 new arrivals per day of mostly military aged men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (n5tGW)

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Unless Starmer calls for a snap election as punishment for Labour threatening his power.

Or, a vote of no confidence vote started by one of the 4 Reform MPs actually getting a majority because Labour is sick of Starmer's shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (JQYF1)

62 I don't think "suicidal empathy" is strong enough of a term to describe the depths of psychotic self-loathing and hate that it takes to be one of those people holding the anti-racist pre-printed signs.

To protest the murder of someone only because they were killed by a minority?

It's like they have completely disassociated themselves from reality, where they don't even exist in it anymore.

They're just ... some fictional characters who exist as a chorus in a distant morality play where good is determined solely by skin color, the darker the more virtuous.

Just chant, chant in the background.

Tonight we all go home, tomorrow the curtain will rise again and the stage lights will shine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (73/SM)

63
The cops in Grand Rapids cowered in their HQ during the George Floyd rioters attacked a sporting goods store across the street.

The owner Mr. Reynolds met them at the door with a shotgun.

The DEI chief of police, a former neighbor, left shortly afterwards.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (Y8DZL)

64 The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (NgPv+)

65 Again I hate that there are any comparisons to the George Floyd case. Except for the can't breath utterance there are no similarities.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (WNOcj)

66 Because even though Lowe and Restore Britain are making all the right sounds, I doubt they can get their ground game together in time to effectively steal Reform's thunder; the next election might just see the Right split so many ways Labour stays in power by default. What a mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 02, 2026 04:42 PM (jGGMD)

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Reform and Restore will together almost surely combine to get a majority, and unless Farage is deranged they can make a coalition government. But that's probably gonna be in 2029 since their absurd system has gotten rid of the one thing a Parliamentary system is supposed to be good at - ditching the current government and going back to the people to change course.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)

67 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

68 Blowing from a gun

At the raising of the flag in the morning
At the lowering of the flag in the evening

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (NgPv+)

69 Totally get it, but I think you are sort of wrong. Fighting back needs to be a worldwide movement, or at least in Western Civilization.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:44 PM (Vvh2V)


Every night I pray for continued deportations, restoration of the USA vs illegals, and for the UK and Europe to follow our lead.

My one prayer may seem to be nothing, but it is something for me as I want restoration of Christians and the Jewish people against barbarians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

70 They were shocked ISIS had them "married" to ISIS fighters against their will where they were forced to do domestic duties and have sex with their "husbands"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

But are back fighting the phantom oppressive white Christian "patriarchy" upon return to their countries of origin...

Posted by: Another reason they should not have the vote at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (TbWk/)

71 Because though crime tops real crime

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (bXbFr)

72 67 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

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I don't either.

I've been saying for 2 years that he's in for the whole 5 years even as predictions of his imminent resignation have popped up every 3 months or so for the past 24.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (JQYF1)

73 I don't think Starmer will resign or call a snap election.

Why would he?

The only answer to that, BTW, is if instead of just peacefully protesting Brits turned out and started hanging members of his party/police.

And Britain is nowhere near ready for that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

74 My one prayer may seem to be nothing, but it is something for me as I want restoration of Christians and the Jewish people against barbarians.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

How many Christians in the UK these days? Actual ones?

And may God hear your prayer, but the UK was pretty damaged morality wise even before the immigrant craze.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (8avO+)

75 Every time something really horrible happens to British normies, I think "this is it; our cousins won't take it anymore." But sure enough, they make some muted, polite noise (they are British, after all) and then just go away. If the Brits stand for this, they are truly nothing but compliant serfs. Maybe we can give asylum to any with enough gumption to get our.

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (sFNX2)

76 The only reason for the Labour Party to call early elections would be to take advantage of a shift in polling favoring them before it evaporates. And even then, they'd have no chance of retaining a majority of Parliament, so it would require a forward-thinking prime minister who would realize the advantage of becoming the main opposition party, giving the Labour Party an opportunity to win back voters already lost to the Lib Dems and the Greens, with the possibility of regaining a majority at the next election after that.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (2hP3E)

77 Just my take but I would like th have heard the protestors chanting " Justice for Henry"

Fuck fentanyl George and anything to do with him.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (5P5DO)

78 Chauvin and co tried to save floyd but he was too jumped up to let them

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (bXbFr)

79 73 Why would he?

The only answer to that, BTW, is if instead of just peacefully protesting Brits turned out and started hanging members of his party/police.

And Britain is nowhere near ready for that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

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Starmer could call a snap election if Labour goes through with the leadership vote to topple him. Rumors of him threatening it a few weeks ago.

Remember how there were 80-100 Labour MPs signalling that they supported a new leadership vote?

Whatever happened to that?

Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (JQYF1)

80 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

81 Police news locally.
I've been posting about the trial of a NYS trooper about a mile from me. He pulled over a guy on the Thruway. An argument endued , pepper spray deployed and the suspect took off at about 90mph. Chase occurred, pit move and in the accident the suspects eight year old daughter was killed. Trooper found not guilty of murder, but found guilty of criminally neg homicide.
He was sentenced today to 2 1/2 to 7 1/2 yrs in state prison. Appeals pending , the usual suspects are outraged about the original verdict and now about the sentence. Appeals pending

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (gQKJe)

82 Britain is gone. If it returns it won’t be until the smoking ruins get rebuilt by some future generation. But, I won’t take the bet of that happening. Their revolutionary days are 400 years gone.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

83 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:48 PM (NgPv+)

Brilliant. Perhaps too quick of a death, depending on tbe crime, but a good example to put forth.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (Vvh2V)

84 78 Chauvin and co tried to save floyd but he was too jumped up to let them
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (bXbFr)

That doesn't match the video shared at the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (xcxpd)

85 I'm glad that I was retired before the "anti-racism" (i.e., actual racial bias against white persons) became a thing. It just boggles my mind that cops called to investigate an incident [a fight? -- reportage doesn't make that clear] in which one person claims to have been stabbed didn't assess him for wounds or bleeding.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (ksbjf)

86 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

87 86 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

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Chaotic evil > lawful neutral

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (JQYF1)

88 In American news an illegal killed a cop via a driving the wrong way collision in MA.

ICE got him.

I followed some leftwing threads on this and Massholes are upset that the killer is likely to be deported. I saw one person post:

"I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

89 80 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

White males cn get in the way of their Utopia. For fun, ask them to define their Utopia.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

90 sometimes I think there's a war on White people with children - particularly those of us with sons - being waged by White people with no children.

and I cannot understand why

minorities are just them papering over what they really and truly want

they want my sons dead
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

This has been going on since the 60s and 'overpopulation' and of course feminism having no room for mothers in the 70s.

left wingers suffer no rivals in power, and home and family is the strongest power there is.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)

91 by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (j+aD2)

They're not even really pampering it over any more.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Vvh2V)

92 Because thought crime tops real crime
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Because people committing thought crimes won't fight back and we get an arrest to count toward our monthly quota.
Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (73/SM)

93 #88
The killer should be taken to the train station.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (f0B73)

94 "I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

if he were a nice person he should agree he deserves punishment for his crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

95 92 Because thought crime tops real crime
---
Because people committing thought crimes won't fight back and we get an arrest to count toward our monthly quota.
Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (73/SM)

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"Thought crimes hurt feelings. Other crimes just hurt property. It's obvious that thought crimes are far, far worse."
-the 19 year old blonde girl signing up to be a bobbie in England

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (JQYF1)

96 Reform and Restore will together almost surely combine to get a majority, and unless Farage is deranged they can make a coalition government.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:49 PM (8avO+)
***********************************

The Restore Britain Party is currently polling at 3%, which isn't enough to win any seats, but the loss of votes will shift a substantial number of seats from Reform UK to other parties.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (2hP3E)

97 >>"I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"


Since I have been employed as a Driver let me be the first Qualified person to say that he should be hanged by the neck until dead.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (P0D9r)

98 94 "I know this man and he is the nicest person you could imagine. He just made a mistake. If you've never driving for a living you shouldn't judge!"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

if he were a nice person he should agree he deserves punishment for his crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:55 PM (8avO+)

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"Exactly! Community service for an NGO that gets Democrats elected would be a great punishment for him!"
-MA commenters on Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (JQYF1)

99 There is a by-election in Makerfield, England (near Manchester) on June 18.

This was set up so that Andy Burnham (Labour’s last great hope to replace Starmer as leader) can win a seat in parliament.

Both Reform UK and Restore Britain are running candidates against Burnham.

It’s possible that one or the other beats Burnham and prevents him from being elected leader of Labour because you have to be a sitting MP to lead the national party.

All eyes are on Makerfield the next few weeks go see how it all shakes out.



Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

100 They may have been just following orders but they did not have to joke while the guy bled out on the pavement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

If cops can't have a chuckle or two while a murder victim bleeds to death at their feet then the terrorists have already won. You don't understand how hard their jobs are and the terrors they face every day, seeing the worst of people day in, day out, all day long. Why do you hate our heroes in blue? Why do you hate law enforcement? Why do you hate AMERICA??!!

Posted by: Very much sarcasm at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (TbWk/)

101 Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_______

I don't think he used that threat yet. He calculated that he'd beat Streeting if it came to a vote. But he knows he's done if Burnham wins and gets a seat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (XvL8K)

102 I have been on the receiving end of a hate whitey riot. I hate people for what they are on the inside, not the outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (5P5DO)

103 See fall of minneapolis

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 04:57 PM (bXbFr)

104 https://tinyurl.com/25sseaxw
TJM'S John Ford Ranking

Like and Hype please

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

105 104 https://tinyurl.com/25sseaxw
TJM'S John Ford Ranking

Like and Hype please

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

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3.5 hours?

Pff..

I don't got time for that.

I'm going to binge watch a TV show I won't pay attention to instead for the next 7 hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (JQYF1)

106 Did these female cops who showed up initially see any blood? Did they even look for it, as the man on the ground kept saying he had been stabbed?

And P.S. I did hear that a couple of the females had already resigned.

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

107 BTW, I am not for and do loathe political violence. But I just don't see the UK fixing this at the ballot box. So I think they should take the masthead advice of this site, at least until there is some actionable change.

History has shown what muslim majorities do, this is not rocket science.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (n5tGW)

108 Starmer could call a snap election if Labour goes through with the leadership vote to topple him. Rumors of him threatening it a few weeks ago.

Remember how there were 80-100 Labour MPs signalling that they supported a new leadership vote?

Whatever happened to that?

Oh, right, Starmer threatened them with a snap election and the whole thing fell apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:52 PM (JQYF1)

Most of those MPs are people who just won in the Labor 'landslide' when all parties colluded to keep Reform out and punish the Tories in the majority. They have no chance in a new election and they know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

109 And thus it commences.

(Said in18th-century Oxford accent.)

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (Av6i5)

110 108 Most of those MPs are people who just won in the Labor 'landslide' when all parties colluded to keep Reform out and punish the Tories in the majority. They have no chance in a new election and they know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

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Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)

111 Real crimes and real criminals are too dangerous--we might not make it home at night!
/s/ Every British policeperson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02

They might be right, they don’t get to be armed.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (Dd38x)

112 The Mercian
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🚨JUST IN: Far left activist group "Stand Up to Racism" disrupted a vigil for murdered student Henry Nowak.

They proudly boast on social media that they screamed "fascist" at mourners as they laid flowers and attempted to hold a 3 minute silence in Southampton.
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It is forbidden to show sympathy with their victims.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (RIvkX)

113 Disgruntled and Disarmed.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar8)

114 Least I could do for the work you put in.

I do love Westerns

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

115 106 Did these female cops who showed up initially see any blood? Did they even look for it, as the man on the ground kept saying he had been stabbed?

And P.S. I did hear that a couple of the females had already resigned.
Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 04:58 PM (+jscL)

The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

116 White women's jungle fever has killed more people and destroyed more lives than racism post-slavery.








Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Twsa5)

117 The disgruntled better be careful - they may call out the military - wait -

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:02 PM (Gqar8)

118 This TJM guy has a lot of thoughts going on in his brainstuff.

Nicely done.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:03 PM (Twsa5)

119
...but only if there was more spending for education, health care, day care and justice...

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 05:03 PM (Y8DZL)

120 The Restore Britain Party is currently polling at 3%, which isn't enough to win any seats, but the loss of votes will shift a substantial number of seats from Reform UK to other parties.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 04:56 PM (2hP3E)

They went 10 of 10 in the local elections they contested. I would especially not trust the polls since the news doesn't even mention their names aloud, like Voldemort. Reform was polling poorly too a few years ago as they built their organization.

There are people out there Reform isn't willing to stoop to try and reach.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

121 British policeman: "I'm so wonderfully anti-racism I helped a brown person murder a white kid. I don't know why the brown person murdered the kid, but I murdered him because he was white."

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:04 PM (w8dnx)

122 I hear there are positions open in Sandford, Gloucester.

Won the best village competition several years in a row they did.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (Twsa5)

123 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (JizAL)

124 So, in the same breath:

-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt

-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

125 The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Probably because she was on the only one who could be bothered to bend down and look over the body of the man dying on the ground.

And she didn’t even find the stab wounds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

126 123.

Some problems take care of themselves. Too bad the media was horny for riots.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (Twsa5)

127 122 I hear there are positions open in Sandford, Gloucester.

Won the best village competition several years in a row they did.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (Twsa5)

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I've always wanted to move to the country, Jeanine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (JQYF1)

128
I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

129 The female cop was helping put the handcuffs on

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (5P5DO)

130 @105

>>I don't got time for that.

At least you got the top three correct this time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)

131 >> Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.


If you watch the entire Video, George Floyd was killed by the actions of the Mob who surrounded the Police and kept the Paramedics from getting anywhere near the scene.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (P0D9r)

132 >>Two-Tier Policing order was given in reaction to the death of an obese drug addict and strong-arm thief named George Floyd


Part of their strategy, then and now, is to create chaos (the riots) as a threat -- "become woke or this will happen to your city"

It is just a more sophisticated form of mau mauing. Give us money, defund police, two tier justice, hire us as consultants, etc. or we will burn your city....

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (SHj+T)

133 127.

That window was broken from the inside.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Twsa5)

134 Yes, they need more cops that have a peace lily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (n5tGW)

135 130 @105

>>I don't got time for that.

At least you got the top three correct this time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)

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Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead for having opinions not in line with the IMDB Top 250, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (JQYF1)

136 128
I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

Interesting eulogy Hadrian.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)

137 Happy Pri(DEMON)th, everybody!

Posted by: The Dumbocrats at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (A+X4b)

138 It’s even more retarded because the stabber was able to legally carry the knife because of a religious exemption (Sikh), but the victim would have been arrested if he had a knife.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (JizAL)

139 134 Yes, they need more cops that have a peace lily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (n5tGW)

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There was a terrible accident when I went to buy one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (JQYF1)

140 Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (JizAL)

If you watch the body. am footage you can see Floyd downing the pills in the car as the cops are trying to talk to him.

The cops found pills he spit out in the police car they tried, and failed, to get him to stay in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

141 So, in the same breath:

-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt

-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

This by-election is an interesting test - it would be funny if Reform/Restore can win a seat and make Labor carry the Starmer boat anchor even longer. If either of those two do win, well we have a civil war in Labor and possibly an election sooner than 2029.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)

142 So, in the same breath:
-Restore is insignificant and won't win shjt
-they will steal so many votes from reform that they won't win either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
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Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

143 Certainly the officers need to face charges and should resign but who I really want to pay the price are all the politicians and police brass that imposed these policies and trained the cops to do this. Nooses should be in order.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (UZCuZ)

144 Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)


Regicide is under-rated.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

145 Come on out to the urbanized suburbs and pretend there's not a difference in the administration of 'justice.'

The youth have caught on quickly and the parents/guardians absolutely insist upon it. Backing all are non-profits with their 'reduction' (drugs, violence, etc) programs, prominent law firms, politicians and police. Pushing back early on to stop escalation is nearly impossible, but if anyone will concede and shut up it's the norms.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

146 123 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.


yep

and if they'd been able to get him in the back of the car he'd have ODed and they'd have taken him to a hospital and he likely would have lived.

he was FREAKING and would not go into the police car

I watched the whole (long) video and if anything they were gentle with him

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (j+aD2)

147
So, to more important things. Carolina or Vegas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (O0L8i)

148 144 Everyone in Labour knows it's on borrowed time, so they hang onto power by Starmer's good graces and the fact that their king won't give a shit about his country going to shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:59 PM (JQYF1)


Regicide is under-rated.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

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William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)

149

Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
Japan’s set to import another 800,000 third-worlders just months after an election promising to crack down on migration.

At this rate Japan will be mostly non-Japanese in just 33 years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

150 148.

Ever notice that Royals are never carrying a "fetus"?

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (Twsa5)

151 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)

152 William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)


It's like potato chips...
You don't stop at one....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

153 Something else I do not get: did not find thebstab wounds. You get stabbed more than 5 times, youre going to be leaking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

154 I can't see how Labour backs down from its current positions. The party is thoroughly infested with, at best, second-generation immigrants. The Tories are shot below the water line and sinking fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:06 PM (O0L8i)

Interesting eulogy Hadrian.
Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

Tories are a dead party, killed for their own treason over Brexit and then Immigration. Labor is hoping that ditching Kier gives them a little relief and lets a few survive afterward.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

155 "Stop the Far Right" just about perfectly captures what is wrong with Britain.

Because "far right" to the sigh-holder is all the people who don't want innocent men stabbed to death and pre-teen girls raped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (73/SM)

156 > William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
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I think she outsourced their upbringing. It's kinda' what they do over there when they've got more money than common sense. It's also tradition. One that sucks.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:11 PM (jehhT)

157 149.

Japan has rejected my formal proposal to impregnate their women and a few of their giant robots.

Now they can deal with the consequences.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:11 PM (Twsa5)

158 148

William would be no better.

Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 05:09 PM (JQYF1)

Inbreeding of twits. Honestly, as flawed as our system is ( and it has its’ flaws ), as least every four, or eight years max, we have a shot at getting a decent Grand Poobah.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)

159
Harry becomes the next Cromwell. Hey, he's got nothing to lose!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (O0L8i)

160 >>Something else I do not get: did not find thebstab wounds. You get stabbed more than 5 times, youre going to be leaking.

Clothing.

It's real hard to find a stab wound with the clothing still on the victim...unless they took a hit to an artery, most bleeding will be internal.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (P0D9r)

161 125 The female cop was the only one who looked for injuries and asked for an ambulance. The male was arresting him.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:01 PM (Dd38x)

Probably because she was on the only one who could be bothered to bend down and look over the body of the man dying on the ground.

And she didn’t even find the stab wounds.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

It was only a flesh wound.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (N39Ws)

162 The killer was a knife fanatic of sorts, had trained with them since little. He was carrying something closer to a short sword that he used. And Rupert Lowe's report on the rape gangs is coming out. There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (7T8ei)

163 "The people that told us that irrespective of what Goode and Pretti had done the cops had no right to kill them also told us that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck and Rosanne Boyland deserved to be beaten to death. "

and here we are.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (VyBeY)

164 151.

Boyhowdy. Gonna be a sporty night.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (Twsa5)

165 Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

So your position is either:

-why are they bothering?

- or restore should get with the program and back the fine fellows of the GOPe... I mean Reform?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

166
Remember, if you spread "misinformation" about the UK police's explicitly racist Two Tier Policing Agenda, the UK police may visit you, and remember, they sometimes murder people in the name of "Antiracism."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Phuck the U.K.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (QVmho)

167 So really, as to the blood at the scene, the cops only made a cursory inspection of the victim while they were busy cuffing him. They did not believe him, hardly searched him in the dark of night, and just blew off his obvious distress.

Absolutely unforgivable.

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (+jscL)

168 Breaking news: the United Kingdom doesn't have proportional representation.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:08 PM (2hP3E)

The election in question now is a single seat election that may, if Labor wins, make a non disgraced Labor dude eligible to challenge Starmer for PM. So in theory Reform and Restore might split votes and let Labor 'win'. If you call electing some mayor and hoping he becomes your national leader in an instant.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

169 @135

>> Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead

If you want to really gin up some traffic, do a combined retrospective of Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (XV/Pl)

170 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)

Good.

The government tribe isn't going to improve its behavior unless they learn to fear the public. And obviously in Britain, elections no longer fill that need. Particularly with careerists like cops.

Posted by: Methos at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (vSvIl)

171 Read that his lungs were full of blood, so there was significant internal bleeding in addition to whatever leaked out.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (4KUe5)

172 I think Charles has pancreatic cancer so their will be a new king soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)

173 It's real hard to find a stab wound with the clothing still on the victim...unless they took a hit to an artery, most bleeding will be internal.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (P0D9r)

Ok, that makes sense. I am not Christopher Lee- i have not made a study of stabbing people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s)

174 update: See end of post. The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
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That's not even a tussle.
Maybe a slight mussing.

And lol at the cops with those flimsy shields.

That is holding the crowd back?
And not a chunk of concrete or rock flying?
Lame.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (73/SM)

175 Harry becomes the next Cromwell. Hey, he's got nothing to lose!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM (O0L8i)

Cromwell was a military dictator, not a Royal.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)

176 That riot video sounds like every Guy Ritchey movie sped up playing all at once.

I love it. They have found the remaining testosterone cistern in the UK and the cops aren't going to like it.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Twsa5)

177 Shame what the British did to Cromwell's corpse, maybe he could have came back from the dead now

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

178 Shame what the British did to Cromwell's corpse, maybe he could have came back from the dead now
Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia/+0)

A shining moment, since they were too cowardly to do anything when the dude was alive.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)

179 In case you missed it the UK government had police arrest Tousi's team member to keep them from doing live coverage at Southhampton

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (5P5DO)

180 If you watch the entire Video, George Floyd was killed by the actions of the Mob who surrounded the Police and kept the Paramedics from getting anywhere near the scene.


There was probably no way they were going to save him anyway, he took a truly heroic level of drugs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (UZCuZ)

181 They originally said the officers were all female. But there was actually a male officer there too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (7T8ei)

182 There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

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muslims are training up for battle. Many mosques have warrior programs and boot camp type stuff. The mosques themselves are actually forts or akin to the Chinese foreign police stations - gather intelligence, secure storage of weapons, spy on locals, spread propaganda, etc.


I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (SHj+T)

183 Aren't these UK cops called 'Bobbies'?
Cuz that sounds gay.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (UjdFS)

184 that Mumford guy says "whilst" too much

Posted by: the dandy at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (8l8nW)

185 >>Ok, that makes sense. I am not Christopher Lee- i have not made a study of stabbing people.


As long as you know where the shallow arteries are, you'll do fine.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (P0D9r)

186 cool. rioting that I can support! Go Brits!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (VyBeY)

187 The cops' shields look to be about as strong as a covid-era plastic face shield.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:18 PM (w8dnx)

188
The protests have turned, as CNN would say, "Mostly Peaceful."
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Have they blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (Cqx++)

189 So your position is either:
-why are they bothering?
- or restore should get with the program and back the fine fellows of the GOPe... I mean Reform?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:13 PM (zZu0s)
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It's been a century since Britain last had a major party replaced (Liberals by Labour). Reform UK, a recently established party, has now eclipsed the declining Conservatives in the polls and has a chance to win power, for the first time, in the next general election. Yet many people are instantly dismissing it and instead advocating splitting their vote with a new party, which is disastrous in a winner-takes-all single-member district system such as Britain (or America).

Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

190 Then I don't get the hate viewers who come by to correct my pronunciation of words and call me a poopyhead

I try to like and comment on videos, I don't get to all of them, though. The algorithm supposedly likes that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (UZCuZ)

191 129 The female cop was helping put the handcuffs on
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05

I didn’t see that in the video, but I did see her kowtowing to the male the first time she asked for an ambulance, it was very meek and mild. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (Dd38x)

192 I think Charles has pancreatic cancer so their will be a new king soon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)

if he has the kind Biden has he may be around a bit longer.

But I have heard he might be fast tracking an abdication, maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

193 Petrol, styrofoam, dish soap, rags, and vodka bottles la dee dah dee dah.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (Twsa5)

194 Probably already posted, but those two Fauci accomplices who attempted to smuggle vials of monkeypox virus into Detroit Metro Airport have been charged by the FBI.

Posted by: one hour sober at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (J4Dwc)

195 Fat guy in the blue shirt was pissed.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)

196 Aren't these UK cops called 'Bobbies'?

I think they were called Peelers early on, supposedly after the guy involved early on in the British Police system named Robert Peel? Something I read once. I think that's where the "bobby" comes from. Probaby Cockney slang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (UZCuZ)

197
Question is, who is Western Civ in the UK these days? I know of a few good eggs but they would not fill an apartment block.
Posted by: Oldcat

Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes. Knowing them, and their apologetic nature, Europe, the U.K., and quite possibly Canada area fuck diddly ucked. Right in the squeak hole.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (QVmho)

198 I was just on the phone with a recruiter from London today. Funny old world.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (Twsa5)

199 Protest needs more Molotov.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (/lPRQ)

200 162. There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Check with the Irish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

201 The election in question now is a single seat election that may, if Labor wins, make a non disgraced Labor dude eligible to challenge Starmer for PM. So in theory Reform and Restore might split votes and let Labor 'win'. If you call electing some mayor and hoping he becomes your national leader in an instant.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)
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Exactly right; it's not impossible that Restore Britain taking votes away from Reform UK in this parliamentary by-election might result in it being won by the Labour candidate where it otherwise would have been won by the Reform UK candidate. This Labour candidate, Andy Burnham, is the hope of those seeking to oust Starmer as party leader (and therefore prime minister). If Burnham is defeated, then Labour will stumble onward with Starmer as leader, possibly for the next three years until this parliament expires.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (2hP3E)

202 There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
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How much anyone wanna' bet the Muslims came into the UK with guns? By the thousands.

It's sorta' how you subjugate a population with strict gun control laws. Someone's just now realizing this over there?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (jehhT)

203 Floyd died because he ate all his drugs when he saw the police walking towards his car. Don’t believe me, Floyd said it himself a couple of times in the video.


There is actually video of him gobbling down stuff in his car LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (UZCuZ)

204 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

It certainly is the fear given their weakness on immigration reform and large influxes of Tories who are not trusted. This is natural when major parties die and new ones form, as the Republicans in the 1850s showed but will have to show some spine if they want to defeat Restore.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+)

205 Maximus needs to get his boys organized there. Couple fence posts deftly applied would break that plastic shield line forthwith.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:24 PM (Twsa5)

206 Defund the Bobbies!

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS)

207 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)

Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

208 Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes. Knowing them, and their apologetic nature, Europe, the U.K., and quite possibly Canada area fuck diddly ucked. Right in the squeak hole.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:21 PM (QVmho)

We could probably find some openings for the SAS and other Brit professional soldiers here and there.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (8avO+)

209 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)


That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

210 Trump retreats on $1.8 billion fund for Trump supporters to compensate them for unfair prosecution.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (w8dnx)

211 I gotta disagree. This two-tier policing system in UK has nothing to do with Saint Overdose or racial equity or anything high-faultin like that.

The system is rooted in one thing and one thing only: fear. The UK government fears Africans and Muslims. They are dealthy afraid of triggering them, or micro-aggressing them, or doing anything that might set them off into murdeous rage.

As I’ve said before, nobody fears whites or Christians or Jews. Nobody. Until that changes, we will forever lose to the invading savages.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (E23U0)

212
There are rumors on the net that guns are being smuggled in to the UK. No idea if it's true.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


From Indiana?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (Cqx++)

213 Look as if the Saxon is learing to hate.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 02, 2026 05:26 PM (47/pr)

214 Piper go look at the video again. The female is holding his arm straight out and then pulls it behind his back. Look at the arms and hands.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (5P5DO)

215 Why are people still talking about this ghetto rat, Floyd? I've seen a lot worse shit go down in Compton and Carson and East LA than what happened to Floyd.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 05:27 PM (D1E+2)

216
It's sorta' how you subjugate a population with strict gun control laws. Someone's just now realizing this over there?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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They are competent with edged weapons

https://tinyurl.com/bdkvmcut

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (NgPv+)

217 213.

There are GEATS here!

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Twsa5)

218 Reform UK is not the establishment (GOPe).
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (2hP3E)

Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)

Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

You'd hope so, but according to dudes like Sargon who were with Farage for Brexit they aren't sure and are backing Restore now. I'm sure they would cheer if Reform came in and started purging the system like Trump....but they watch closer than I do.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)

219
Worked with about 60 or so brits and another 40 or so western European defense contractors for about four years. Universally, all of them were pussies that would apologize for someone else's mistakes. 

______________

I was the company's worldwide go-to guy for finding patent and literature information. Europeans were routinely rude and supercilious. Nothing was ever good enough for them. I detested dealing with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:29 PM (O0L8i)

220 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

Good, that would make England another Estonia. And Harry would still have his billions and castles.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)

221 maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

That is power that will never be used. If he does dissolve parliament, their first vote after a new one is elected will be to end the monarchy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (OZsUk)

Good, that would make England another Estonia. And Harry would still have his billions and castles.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:30 PM (8avO+)
——

Fake news. Estonia ladies are smokeshows. UK ladies? Meh.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at June 02, 2026 05:31 PM (E23U0)

222
California votes today. We may be told the "results" by August.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (O0L8i)

223 211. As I’ve said before, nobody fears whites or Christians or Jews. Nobody. Until that changes, we will forever lose to the invading savages.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

Onpoint.

And why we did have BLM mostly in name but with Whites (unions, teachers, anarchists) leading the mostly unpeaceful protests.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (NFX2v)

224 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 05:32 PM (VyBeY)

225 -------------
muslims are training up for battle. Many mosques have warrior programs and boot camp type stuff. The mosques themselves are actually forts or akin to the Chinese foreign police stations - gather intelligence, secure storage of weapons, spy on locals, spread propaganda, etc.


I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Nope, It was a Sikh that stabbed Nowak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (NgPv+)

226 Those anti-racism protestors needed a nice bit of fist work. I remember when that wacko pseudo religious group started showing up to interfere with funerals and burials.

I also remember that locals put a stop to it with physical violence. If my son had been murdered, with assistance from people like those showing up to protest who helped create the environment for his death, when it was over I would have been in police custody.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 02, 2026 05:33 PM (GZYu7)

227 Arent most former Tories who want to escape that stench (that the Tories rightfully have?)
Seems a lot like the GOPe vs MAGA dynamics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s)
****************************

Nigel Farage, the founder and leader of Reform UK, is the man principally responsible for Brexit (Britain exiting the European Union).

The most conservative members of the Conservative Party are the ones who abandoned it for Reform UK.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 05:34 PM (2hP3E)

228
I was the company's worldwide go-to guy for finding patent and literature information. Europeans were routinely rude and supercilious. Nothing was ever good enough for them. I detested dealing with them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yes, rude and supercilious. Until confronted about it, from a six inch personal space invasion. Then they back down like the genetic pussies they all are. I won't work with them anymore.

One asked me why I drove an F150. I told him it was to carry all of my firearms, because I could, and that we purchased gas and not petrol in gallon sized increments. Cannot stand Europeans or Brits.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 02, 2026 05:35 PM (QVmho)

229 I am sure many in Europe are full of weapons. What is interesting is that when the final battle comes, the Sikhs will be on our side. With their knives.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Things have changed in the past few years. Some are now up for knives and illegal voting. (And weren't a few murdering rig drivers Sikhs?)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 05:37 PM (NFX2v)

230
FWIW: Geert Wilders. How a party without members became the main political force in the Netherlands.

Though the reasons differ? The leadership of Reform and Restore will never allow a marriage. Members will likely move between the two parties.

The best way to achieve victory would be each party divvy up districts and then through coalition appoint a PM. And King Jugears the Closet Muslim must approve.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 05:40 PM (gkCJ2)

231 ,>>Elizabeth raised shits who raised shits

"There's a hole in me belly, dear Liza, dear Liza."

Well fix it yourself, dear Henry, dear Henry!

Posted by: Elizabeth at June 02, 2026 05:42 PM (uPhXj)

232 But I have heard he might be fast tracking an abdication, maybe the new king will tell them to have an election as he should.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

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William is far more woke than Charles, he would never move against a socialist government no matter how awful it became.

Posted by: Decaf at June 02, 2026 05:43 PM (xpP6J)

233 Thanks for info

garrett at June 02, 2026 05:12 PM

Posted by: Random PJ at June 02, 2026 05:47 PM (+jscL)

234 Remember, if you spread "misinformation" about the UK police's explicitly racist Two Tier Policing Agenda, the UK police may visit you, and remember, they sometimes murder people in the name of "Antiracism."

The British police are welcome to come to my house, where Sic Semper Tyrannis is a motto, and TRY to arrest or murder me. It will go about as well for them as it did last time they came to America.

I've contemplated getting a X account just so I can entice the totalitarians in Britain to try and make a British criminal. Their BS really pisses me off.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2026 05:50 PM (kU0PQ)

235 1. We should ship arms to Reform party members and help them with the Restoration.
2. Waiting for the song. Peter Gabriel did "Biko" to honor a man killed in police custody by the apartheid South African government. When will we get "Henry" from a rock legend?

Posted by: Manitoba and Gobi at June 02, 2026 08:41 PM (ELUAs)

236 "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do."

I thought that my father's generation permanently put paid to this line of defense in Nuremburg back in 1948.

Posted by: Speller at June 02, 2026 10:21 PM (pSotA)

237 : "These cops were only doing what they were instructed by their higher-ups to do."

Gee, that sounds familiar. Where have I heard that before........

Oh, right--Nuremberg, 1946---"I was just following orders".

Sooner or later, probably sooner, the British police are going to have to explicitly choose a side, and accept the consequences of their choice.

Posted by: timactual at June 02, 2026 10:40 PM (O8p8j)

238 Imagine if the anti-racism in America caused a race riot in Britain, because Britons took on anti-racism even racier than 'Merica. Oh wait, it's here...

Posted by: Jon at June 03, 2026 08:16 AM (dZVMO)

239 "MP stating that there was an official document instructing cops to treat blacks and Muslims more favorably than whites."
Wow! Reference the statement/decree.
What recourse does the civilian population have to challenge the U.K. government for this blanketly obvious racial preference ruling upon the public? The official whom made that decree should be immediately removed for such a violation of civil rights!

Posted by: John at June 03, 2026 02:29 PM (0DsdP)

Is the UK in a State of Civil War Yet?
If Not, Why Not?

hugecrowdoutsidehampshirepolicestation.jpg
Crowds gather outside the Hampshire Police Department,
aka Murder, Inc., to demand these Heroes stop lying about
their complicity in the murder of Henry Nowak

Gad Saad
@GadSaad

May 31

The only thing that stops violent men from raping you and your society are other men who are equally willing to be violent in stopping the rapists. The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.

And here's the inevitable: Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood warns that anyone talking about this case too honestly may be the next visited by the murderous police.

The problem is never the murder by a migrant (Digwa's parents are immigrants), the problem is your objection to murder by a migrant.

Home secretary Shabana Mahmood has warned "misinformation and inflammatory commentary is making a dreadful situation even worse" as anger over the case of Henry Nowak was stoked further by Nigel Farage who urged the public to respond with "pure cold rage".

In a statement to the Commons, she revealed that a police officer wrongly identified as having arrested the dying teenager has received death threats and been forced into hiding amid a "dangerous undercurrent".

Chilling video footage from the night Mr Nowak was killed shows police handcuffed the 18-year-old student as he lay on the floor, despite his repeated pleas that he could not breathe. He died shortly after.

In body-worn camera footage of the incident in Southampton, Mr Nowak can be heard repeatedly saying: "I've been stabbed," to which an officer replies: "Don't think you have, mate."

Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."

Hampshire Police Federation condemned calls for "vigilante justice" against officers; the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) watchdog is investigating the handling of the case.

Vickrum Digwa fatally stabbed Mr Nowak in December 2025 with a ceremonial knife with a 21cm blade after falsely accusing him of a racist attack. He was jailed for life with a minimum term of 21 years at Southampton Crown Court on Monday.

Mr Farage likened Mr Nowak's treatment to the killing of George Floyd and said it was evidence of a "two-tier culture".

In a video statement on Tuesday, the Reform UK leader called for a recognition that "white lives matter" as he referred to the Black Lives Matter movement which followed the murder of George Floyd in 2020.

Mr Farage said Mr Nowak was "actually treated in a way that meant an accusation of a racial slur was treated more seriously than an act of murder".

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: Slain 18YO white male Henry Nowak's father just WENT OFF, saying the killer stabbed his son and police did NOTHING despite his imminent death

"Henry told officers he could not breathe **9 times**." 😢

He says the police FAILED and refused to believe him. The killer is now jailed.

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?! BARBARIAN.

"Henry was pulled across the gravel his hands forced behind his back and he was placed in handcuffs. Instead of being treated as a dying victim the police formally arrested Henry for assault and read in his rights. That was the last thing he heard."

"Henry had been stabbed multiple times and as his chest filled with blood he tried to escape. He was chased, abused and filmed...when police arrived Henry was lying on the floor fairly able to sit up and plainly in severe medical distress. With his final words he told officers that he could not breathe. He told them he had been stabbed."

"The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."

"Unfortunately it seems to us the truth is much simpler. The police were told by our son himself and by a member of the public...but the police did not believe that."

"As a family we will not let this go. No other family should experience the heartbreak and horror of losing a child to knife crime."

"Finally, I want Henry to know. We are so proud of him and we love him."

His speech is here.

The Digwa family also released a statement, apparently in coordination with Sikh groups. The statement makes it sound, as Alex the Chick says, as this was just some accident, maybe a car accident.

I think it reads as if maybe Henry Nowak really was guilty of "racial abuse" and it just would have been better if the two people never met. Let's say both were at fault and call it a day.

Some people did some things, you know?

Digwa's mother spirited away the murder weapon and hid it. Digwa's brother placed a false emergency call to the cops to push the lie that the innocent student had "racially abused" Digwa, justifying stabbing him to death.

The father, apparently, "detained" the dying man.

"Detained." A man. Dying on the ground.

That sounds like he used physical force against a man his son had just stabbed to death (though he wasn't yet dead -- the cops would be needed to finish the job, egged on by Digwa and his father).


Oh -- and he concealed the fact that the man on the ground had been stabbed and was bleeding to death.

That's accessory to murder.


The mother was convicted of aiding in the crime.

Why aren't the brother and father under arrest?

Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrick

I hope Hampshire Police and the CPS have a good explanation as to why Digwa's brother and father have not yet been charged.

His mother is being sentenced soon for removing the murder weapon from the crime scene.

If his brother and father knew Henry had been stabbed, are they not accessories too?

The brother called 999 to falsely report Henry for racially attacking the murderer.

The father physically detained a dying Henry until the police arrived.

None of them informed the police that Henry had been stabbed. All watched him die, handcuffed, on the ground.



Paul Weston
@PWestoff

3h

Officers in Nowak arrest did nothing wrong, police watchdog claims! From the DT:

"The Telegraph understands that five officers initially attended the incident. The IOPC began reviewing the arrest the day after Mr Nowak died and says that so far there is no evidence that any of them committed misconduct.... all the officers are being treated as witnesses, rather than investigated over potential misconduct."

"Hampshire and Isle of Wight Constabulary did not respond when asked whether the officers involved had been suspended."

"However, after the sentencing Mr Nowak's family members said that they understood some of the officers involved in his case remained on duty, while others had resigned."

@HantsPolice had better come clean sharpish. Their past and present behaviour could - and should - spark national civil-unrest

"Sharpish" is a good word.

This MP lists cases in which criminals have been explicitly let free because, in one case, "black men are overrepresented in mental health facilities" -- who then went on to commit multiple murders. He cites a document which also explicitly says that "antiracism" requires blacks and Muslims to be more favorably, and whites less favorably, by the law.

Now that the video has been released showing these Antiwhite Enforcement Thugs letting a dying victim of a stabbing bleed out for an hour, they've deleted their initial lie that they swiftly rendered aid:


Visegrád 24
@visegrad24

4h

BREAKING:

Keir Starmer says he won't remove the exemption which allows Sikhs to carry large ceremonial knives on them.

Meanwhile, English women are being prosecuted for carrying regular pepper spray on them when out on the streets at night

Meanwhile, the left is now claiming we must do "what the Nowak family wanted." Henry Nowak's father included one line that he didn't want Henry's death used to to stir up more violence. The left is insisting that means we have to bless the Two-Tier Justice system and stop complaining when migrants rape and murder us.

First of all: It's documented that victims of migrant or minority murder are visited by agents of the state and told to make this kind of statement. The American DOJ used to send out agents to pressure the families of people killed by immigrants to call for "peace," too.

Second of all: Henry Nowak's father also called it utterly incomprehensible and unacceptable that the cops participated in the murder of his son.

And Keir Starmer has rejected the father's call to ban knives, even for Sikhs.

Why is Keir Starmer picking and choosing what parts of the father's statement we must heed?

Suella Braveman wants the sentence reviewed, as 21 years is plainly not enough for such calculated, cold-blooded evil murder:

Suella Braverman
@SuellaBraverman

I have written to the Attorney General requesting that Digwa's sentence be referred to the Court of Appeal because it is unduly lenient.

As a former Attorney General myself, and as a Hampshire MP, I believe the Judge's sentence does not reflect the enormity of Digwa's crime, lies and behaviour.

I will keep fighting for justice for Henry.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM




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1 Just when you may think The Blade is off his game or lost a step, he roars back like hell on wheels and nails another FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

4 NOOD has ben lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

5 The natives are getting restless.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (2hP3E)

6 Queuing is a national trait.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (rbvCR)

7 Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."


F*CK. YOU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

8 He fell on the knife

It happens

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (bXbFr)

9 I wonder if there will be opportunities to join this fiesta like there was for the bullshit Ukraine thing.

I'm still young enough to enjoy touring the UK under the right circumstances.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (SVk8W)

10 There will never be a Civil War in the UK. It's been bred out of them. Generations of kneeling before the State.

The UK cops are garbage and weak, a half competent US street gang could gank them all. But that piss-poor police is sufficient to cow the entire population.

We could ship them guns and advisor and they still won't fight.

Book it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (xcxpd)

11 You and your rentboys kier can sod off

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (bXbFr)

12 Home secretary Shabana Mahmood

I think I see the problem here

Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 03:39 PM (PS5YH)

13 I am curious about the term “strikers”

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)
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It all starts with soccer.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

14
making a dreadful situation even worse"

================

Dreadful and worse for whom?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (n7rxJ)

15 Brazil was supposed to be a parody of 1984 wheee a leviathan state crushes the innocent sort of like south america

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:41 PM (bXbFr)

16 The statement from the family is outrageous when you consider that in addition to their participation in the murder, they were screaming at his family, calling them racists as the court case concluded.

So they get to murder and smear the victim AND his family, then pivot to “something happened and we’d hate to see this become some racial issue that reflects poorly on both of us.”

No, you don’t get to do that!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (4KUe5)

17 — James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges (@AceofSpadesHQ)


Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

18 The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.
---
The White Race is no longer sending us their best.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)

19 Wogs. Sepoy mutiny style executions.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Kt19C)

20 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

I think a guy in Saskatchewan killed about 11 people with knives.

Corrected after a search....

On September 4, 2022, Myles Sanderson killed 11 and injured 17 people in a mass stabbing at 13 locations on the James Smith Cree Nation and in Weldon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Some of the victims are believed to have been targeted, while others were randomly attacked.


That said, a lot of bloodlines need to be eliminated.
Soon.
Hopefully.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (Sco7b)

21 Like with stockport stabbings

Dont point out the al queda apprentice

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:42 PM (bXbFr)

22 If the victim's white, then you a'ight.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (dK+Kv)

23 Drool Brittania, Brittania waive the rules.

Posted by: Delurker at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (gtcuf)

24 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

If there is will, that would be enough. It's not like the UK is full of elite warfighters anymore. Fucking pointed sticks would be enough. Sticks and stones.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

25 So the theory making the rounds a while back on twitter is that the West, and the UK in particular, became civilized by having strong rule of law, and killing off the worst 1 or 2% of violent crims every year.

Plausible. I wonder if there is any downside to this?

Except, I bet old Blighty really wishes it had some of those violent genes to confront these invaders right about now...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (SHj+T)

26 >>The peasants aren't armed.

>>They're not even allowed knives.

Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

27 Sir Keir Starmer described the video as "harrowing", adding: "I have to say, as a father of a 17-year-old boy, I felt sick watching it."


....which is why I'm going to double the security detail for my boy. The rest of you, get lost.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

28 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

29 Remember:
The most important thing in all this is that those two officers who coldly watched him die, drowning in his own blood, get home safe each night to their families.

After all, they put their lives on the line arresting a man, lying motionless on the ground, dying of multiple stab wounds.

Their paycheck, pension and villa in Spain are a small price to pay for keeping a mortally wounded man from spreading racist lies that a minority attacked him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (73/SM)

30 Digwa’s father and brother have since been brought into court to face charges.

The dying Henry asked for an ambulance 4 times. The last thing he heard were he was under arrest and his rights read to him. At the end of this, his pupils were unresponsive and an ambulance called. He was still in cuffs. You hear the police officer saying to keep him on his side, he thought Henry was going to be sick. That was Henry taking his last breaths. It’s so, so awful.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (OoFl2)

31 It was a ceremonial knife. He performed the ceremony on that white kid.

Case closed.

Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

32 [Poem] "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" by Rudyard Kipling


It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good, When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved, They were icy -- willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low. Their eyes were level and straight. There was neither sign nor show When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd. It was not taught by the state. No man spoke it aloud When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred. It will not swiftly abate. Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Sco7b)

33 Prayer update I had asked some time back for Horde Prayers for my good friend who was going through cancer treatment. A little over a year later her port is now out and her hell is over and she is battered and bruised, but clear. Thank you Horde and if I may, praise Jesus.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (eEgwP)

34 By the way, this incident happened in 2025. The investigation into the officers hadn’t been concluded yet?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (OoFl2)

35 28 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

They'd already banned firearms for everyone.
They have a harder time banning knives, though they try, so they demonize 'knife crime' as being somehow scarier than bashing people in the head with a brick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

36 Who happened to be of rwandan birth

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (bXbFr)

37 If Henry Nowak's father were to start killing Brit cops at random, I would find it hard to condemn him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (1z8ji)

38 I am curious about the term “strikers”

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)



Watch "Cliffhanger." There's a scene that shows it perfectly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Well come on! The hurt feelz was definitely more critical than a white supremacist claiming to be stabbed!!

If not immediately addressed, he might have felt some discomfort about stabbing the guy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)

40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

41 Meanwhile, the left is now claiming we must do "what the Nowak family wanted." Henry Nowak's father included one line that he didn't want Henry's death used to to stir up more violence. The left is insisting that means we have to bless the Two-Tier Justice system and stop complaining when migrants rape and murder us.

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1. Fuck him. He's not in control of what people do in reaction to an injustice.

2. This is not going to be the last racial bit of violence against native Britons wrought by their invaders. This is gonna just get worse. This is not an isolated incident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (JQYF1)

42 It's a new crusades. And it begins in England.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (Vvm2m)

43
Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)



Only the islhamic murderous horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

44 40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

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"No, we're trying to ban the AfD in response to this violence. We're doing everything we can think of."
-the EU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (JQYF1)

45 Switched to life saving aid within minutes?! Fucking minutes. Suspension is too good for them, they should all be assigned to walk beats in the worst of the worst Muzzie shitholes until some jihadi stabs or beheads them.

Yes I know this stabber was Sikh not muzzie; but I think those murder abetting cops would be too safe in Sikh neighborhoods.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Q8If1)

46 Once you get the racism out of the way, then you can attend to the claim of being in a critical state, if the guy is still there.

You're still there, aren't you? Aren't you?

Hah, guess the guy has stopped telling that story!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)

47
If there is will, that would be enough. It's not like the UK is full of elite warfighters anymore. Fucking pointed sticks would be enough. Sticks and stones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (xcxpd)



I actually pray that your point is valid.

England is in trouble. BIGLY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

48 43
Some are allowed to carry knives. Do you want to guess which people?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)


Only the islhamic murderous horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well, Sikh aren't Muslim. They're Sikh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

49 Oh, but nothing like that would ever happen here!

Posted by: Grand Old Pussies at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (qUkBO)

50 So they get to murder and smear the victim AND his family, then pivot to “something happened and we’d hate to see this become some racial issue that reflects poorly on both of us.”

No, you don’t get to do that!
Posted by: Lizzy at June

They called the judge racist in court, not the family. Even better. They are a menace to society, this group.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (OoFl2)

51 44 40 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

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"No, we're trying to ban the AfD in response to this violence. We're doing everything we can think of."
-the EU
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:47 PM (JQYF1)

Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

52 51 Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

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Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

53 52 51 Probably a literal quote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (xcxpd)

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Satire, like print, is dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

*The Babylon Bee has left the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (xcxpd)

54 It was a ceremonial knife. He performed the ceremony on that white kid.

Case closed.

Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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We have to respect their culture, after all.

Let's not be bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

55 Apparently, the protestors referred to the police as "f---ing scum"

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

56 The Python skit continues to write itself.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

57 Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)

I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (eEgwP)

58 =======

Well, Sikh aren't Muslim. They're Sikh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:48 PM (JQYF1)



In this case, it doesn't seem like there's much difference between the two, does it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

59
Uh, the UK *did* find itself in a state of Civil War:

1.) The Scottish Wars

2.) The Wars of the Roses

3.) The English Civil Wars

It happened over and over again. To the point where these wars are all referred to plurally.

It's not about whether England can. They can. But they won't. Not now, or ever again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (BI5O2)

60 Guess we already have a new form of MAID.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (eEgwP)

61 Why is “knife crime” bad and crime with other weapons perfectly OK?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (T6aVk)

They'd already banned firearms for everyone.
They have a harder time banning knives, though they try, so they demonize 'knife crime' as being somehow scarier than bashing people in the head with a brick.


I had a knife when I was 8, at boy scout camp. Think about what this is saying. "Our citizens are such dangerous children that they can't be trusted with one of mankind's earliest tools." What more do you need to know about their fitness to govern?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

62 >>Only the islhamic murderous horde.

There's a special carve out, SWIDT, for Sikhs to carry their "ceremonial" Kirpans.

The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

63 54 We have to respect their culture, after all.

Let's not be bigots.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

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"This burning of widows stabbing of my countrymen is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive stab my countrymen we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed my countrymen lies dead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (JQYF1)

64 I foresee Britain remaining in a perpetual stage of "knife-edge" disequilibrium until the Musselmen finally take over completely and it's a moot point.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (t+TFX)

65 "Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood" So, I guess all the Anglo-Saxons in England were unavailable ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (9X60i)

66 "The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."
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Leftists feigning ignorance in all things to which they should be held to account.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (RIvkX)

67 Now, now...what's all this, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (kgE5c)

68 VIDEO: Nigerian Pastor Attempts to Part the Sea Like Moses — Appears to Take the Part of the Egyptians Instead

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

69 So.... Starmer has issues with underaged Ukrainian men, right? Doesn't he rent them or something?

So which "17 year old boy" of his is he talking about?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (/ZkOF)

70 30 Digwa’s father and brother have since been brought into court to face charges.

The dying Henry asked for an ambulance 4 times. The last thing he heard were he was under arrest and his rights read to him. At the end of this, his pupils were unresponsive and an ambulance called. He was still in cuffs. You hear the police officer saying to keep him on his side, he thought Henry was going to be sick. That was Henry taking his last breaths. It’s so, so awful.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:44 PM (OoFl2)

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and perpetual light shine upon him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (NKJQT)

71 It's a good thing he wasn't gunned down.

A gun could kill other people.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

72 Do we know the terrorist's pronouns yet, or is that too 2025?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (eEgwP)

73 64 I foresee Britain remaining in a perpetual stage of "knife-edge" disequilibrium until the Musselmen finally take over completely and it's a moot point.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (t+TFX)

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I predict Reform winning a major victory in 3 years after 5 years of increased pressure from native Britons, coming out to save their nation.

And Reform opening up the borders even more because Reform is all old Conservative Party members who already did that thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (JQYF1)

74 This MP lists cases in which criminals have been explicitly let free because, in one case, "black men are overrepresented in mental health facilities" -- who then went on to commit multiple murders. He cites a document which also explicitly says that "antiracism" requires blacks and Muslims to be more favorably, and whites less favorably, by the law.

Disparate impact theory.
Base assumption I: all races and classes of people commit the same crime at exactly the same rate.
Conflicting base assumption II: historical wrongs are to blame for any difference in the rate of crime commission across race and class differences.
Conflicting base assumption III: Any difference in rates of incarceration or other punitive measures among races is de-facto proof of racism in the process of assigning people to punitive measures or institutions.

Their typically unstated response to assumption III is to simply stop punishing people from a minority group if their incarceration rate rises higher than general population representation of that minority group.

The human response when they discover they're relieved of consequences for bad acts they intend to do, is to do more of it.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

75 The bodycam video is ... surreal, like it's not from this planet.

There were like 5 cops there, and none of them -- not a single one -- did absolutely anything to determine whether Nowak was stabbed.

Nowak says at least 10x that he's "been stabbed" and "ambulance." They completely ignore him. In fact, they keep telling him he wasn't stabbed. Although none of them say it, it seems obvious the cops thought he was just drunk, and they couldn't be bothered.

It like some sick parody of the Black Knight scene in Holy Grail where the knight is missing arms but keeps insisting he's fine.

It's also insane that the lady copy is heard saying "he's been beat up," yet does nothing to stop the other cops from arresting the guy who was obviously hurt.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

76
There's a special carve out, SWIDT, for Sikhs to carry their "ceremonial" Kirpans.

The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)



Yeah, I don't care. Seems they're both cut from the same murderous 7th century cult cloth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

77 69 So.... Starmer has issues with underaged Ukrainian men, right? Doesn't he rent them or something?

So which "17 year old boy" of his is he talking about?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:52 PM (/ZkOF)

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He's gonna resign any day now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (JQYF1)

78 What kind of community allows one color of people to go around with approximately 8 inch knives, and makes it a crime for another color of people to possess a butter knife in public? A community of slaves, that's who.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (LHPAg)

79 Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat
🚨POLICE OFFICERS HAVE BEGUN SHOVING THE CROWD IN SOUTHAMPTON
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The natives are getting restless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

80 Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo.

Posted by: The British "cops" at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t)

81 MEP Charlie Weimers told Euronews’ flagship morning show Europe Today that an “era of deportations” has begun in the EU, following a deal on what is described as the strictest-ever migration law, which includes return hubs outside the bloc.

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

82 General dyer might have had a point

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (bXbFr)

83 @HantsPolice had better come clean sharpish. Their past and present behaviour could - and should - spark national civil-unrest
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It could, and should, but won't, because the British men have been gelded and will do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

84 After Lexington the fight was on.
What's it going to take for them?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (f0B73)

85
TJM, I saw what you did with your rating of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" in the John Ford catalog.

Joanne Dru was in it.

You missed the mark.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

86 Re: Nowak’s father’s statement - the UK has a government office that advises victims’ families similar to the one here that pressures them to make conciliatory statements so that their is no retribution, outrage, etc.

I don’t assume he wrote that anymore than the Sikh family writing theirs.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (4KUe5)

87 66 "The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex."
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This is my favorite bit -- they are claiming zero ability to discern and assess. They are just dumb fucks doing whatever the brownest person tells them to do-- can't blame them!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (SHj+T)

88 85
TJM, I saw what you did with your rating of "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon" in the John Ford catalog.

Joanne Dru was in it.

You missed the mark.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

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Still a good movie.

Ford just made a lot of good movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (JQYF1)

89 >>What kind of community allows one color of people to go around with approximately 8 inch knives, and makes it a crime for another color of people to possess a butter knife in public? A community of slaves, that's who.

Even worse, a lot of the people allowed to carry knives in the UK aren't even citizens. But most UK citizens can't carry one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

90 The asshole who stabbed Nowak was a Sikh.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (1z8ji)

91 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train? The trigger points are always weird, in hindsight. Like, "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)

92 Crowds gather outside the Hampshire Police Department, aka Murder, Inc., to demand these Heroes stop lying about their complicity in the murder of Henry Nowak



I would like to think that this is the spark that starts the 10th Crusade, but sadly, I don't think there will be one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (f8lRf)

93 91 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train? The trigger points are always weird, in hindsight. Like, "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)

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There were anti-immigrant riots in England 2 years ago.

It was going to force Starmer to resign.

The English will not rise up and revolt. They're waiting for the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JQYF1)

94 Honestly though, how were they to know that guy laying on the ground moaning was a victim?

And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)

95
The English will not rise up and revolt. They're waiting for the next election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JQYF1)



Learn from our mistakes. You're not voting your way out of that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Also: I thought I saw a statement from some Sikh leaders that yes, they have a traditional knife thing. And no, it's not a "8 inch unsheathed blade" like this murderous thug was carrying.

I thought Sikhs were known for carrying a Ghurka knife, I thought? Is that was this was?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (/ZkOF)

97 94 Honestly though, how were they to know that guy laying on the ground moaning was a victim?

And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)

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"I don't get it."
-Ilhan Omar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (JQYF1)

98 The Python skit continues to write itself.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

Satire, like print, is dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Irony in juxtaposition

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (W5mpo)

99 Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood/i]

Britain has been conquered.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

100 It's really the most random things that triggers this kind of stuff. The Boston Tea Party? The Brit's sending out a small force to go spike a cannon in Concord? James Brown raiding a train?

I had no idea he could sing when he raided Harper's Ferry.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

101 1.) The Scottish Wars
2.) The Wars of the Roses
3.) The English Civil Wars

It happened over and over again. To the point where these wars are all referred to plurally.

It's not about whether England can. They can. But they won't. Not now, or ever again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
_________

They need a Wat Tyler.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (XvL8K)

102 And who would have guessed the guy with the knife around his neck was a perp? You would need an IQ of at least 80 to figure that one out.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:57 PM (SHj+T)



The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

103 A Clockwork Orange predicted an English future where the cops are uniformed thugs who will beat you for fun.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (f0B73)

104 > The police have said they were misled by the murderers and that the scene when they arrived was complex.

They had so many indicators that should have told them Henry needed emergency assistance.

1. The first witness on scene tells them Henry's mouth was full of blood.
2. Henry reports several times he was stabbed
3. Henry gurgles when he's talking, a distinct sound that all competent first responders recognize
4. Henry is on the ground and mostly non-responsive
5. Henry's eyes become non-responsive to light stimulus
6. Henry has a cut on his face, which should have alerted the police to the possibility of more injuries
7. Several civilians on scene have large knives on their person
8. Henry's hands are a sickly pallid color

And most of all, if the police had done a damn proper investigation of Henry's torso instead of the quarter-assed check they did, they would have found Henry's wounds.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

105 I repeat the White Race is not sending us its best.

So screw all you people who think it's about superior genetics. Because it's about Western Culture--not genetics. The genetics didn't create Western Culture, the Holy Spirit blessed us with it, and dragged us to where it got until secularists said "Well, I can do that job!"

And here we are in Weaponized Sympathy--because they FUCKING COULDN'T!!

Every time you think you know how to play Jenga with Western Civilization--just REMEMBER THIS SHIT!

YOU LAZY, SLOPPY FUCKING EXCUSES FOR "INTELLECTS"!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

106 103 A Clockwork Orange predicted an English future where the cops are uniformed thugs who will beat you for fun.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (f0B73)

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I viddied it, my brothers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (JQYF1)

107 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

108 Python?

Inspector Harry "Snapper" Organs is on the job!

Right Sgt Trout?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (x2qcd)

109 107 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

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They'd call you racist and insist on started the import process earlier.

They have sins of colonialism to make up, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (JQYF1)

110 Why not?
They disarmed the citizens

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

111 At least the Brit’s prevented the hostile takeover of a dictatorial Christian regime as depicted in V for Vendetta. (For context, I like that movie, I just substitute the depicted government for the one that currently exists in my mind)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (ZxsTb)

112 110 Why not?
They disarmed the citizens

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

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The citizens disarmed themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (JQYF1)

113 7. Several civilians on scene have large knives on their person
8. Henry's hands are a sickly pallid color

And most of all, if the police had done a damn proper investigation of Henry's torso instead of the quarter-assed check they did, they would have found Henry's wounds.


Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

114 UK does not have citizens, they are subjects.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (x2qcd)

115 If this were my son, I would be calling for the heads of every police officer on the force and every retired one too.

Not metaphorically.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (N1tpc)

116 Can you imagine telling people 20 years ago that Muslim rape gangs would be given not just impunity but official protection in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

I don't have to imagine it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (eEgwP)

117 'Is the UK in a State of Civil War Yet?'

If the headline is a question, the answer is almost always, 'No.'

'War' implies more than just one group killing and the other dying.

Posted by: GrandVezir at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (wGnWT)

118 The officers being misled is their excuse. That's not a fucking excuse! They purposely chose not to find the truth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (n5tGW)

119 There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Is this another "the 80% criminal element is making the 20% of honest ... look bad?"

Seriously, I don't know. I do know that they are tribal, and that many are involved in crime. There was a recent bust in CA of a network of truck hijacking and theft that was all Sikh.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (SHj+T)

120 Outrage.

It wasn't enough for the muckity mups of the UK to allow girls as young as 12 to be raped and trafficked with the police in Rotherham joining in for over a decade.

Now the color of your skin basis on life saving.

He was never treated by the police except to roughly put him on his left side (he did vomit at some point in the video) while they cuffed him. That's it. I never saw them look for a wound. They helped murder him.

I am glad they are protesting. There needs to be war as the worthless government sucks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (WONhk)

121 Python?

Inspector Harry "Snapper" Organs is on the job!

Right Sgt Trout?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 03:59 PM (x2qcd)
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Envisioned:

Palin: 'E STABBED ME!

Cleese: 'old up, mate! That's a very serious accusation you're making, there!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

122
Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)



I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

123 So screw all you people who think it's about superior genetics. Because it's about Western Culture--not genetics. The genetics didn't create Western Culture, the Holy Spirit blessed us with it, and dragged us to where it got until secularists said "Well, I can do that job!"

After Charlemagne Europe started unifying behind Christianity. A few hundred years later it had begun pushing Islam back.

After the Reformation though is when Europe really came into its own, with it, and its independent former colonies like the US becoming the most powerful countries in the world with the ability to do what they wanted in the Muslim/pagan world.

And then after WWII Europe threw it all away - both its power worldwide and its Christian legacy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

124 Batshit crazy, The government blocked Tousi's livestream in the UK and also detained his team to keep them from reporting from Southampton live.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (5P5DO)

125 Illegals in England are killing the English just like is happening here.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

126 Where's Richard III to come in with a severed Muslim head, or in this case a Sikh one, when you need him?

Oh yes... he died from a arrow shot by a 12 year old...

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (/ZkOF)

127 Oh, and thanks, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (WONhk)

128 I thought Sikhs were known for carrying a Ghurka knife, I thought? Is that was this was?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:58 PM (/ZkOF)

Sikhs carry a "kirpan", a small straight dagger, nothing like a Gurkha knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (1z8ji)

129 > Even worse, a lot of the people allowed to carry knives in the UK aren't even citizens. But most UK citizens can't carry one.

Even worse than that, if you carry a normally acceptable object like a heavy walking stick, flashlight, etc. and end up using it for self-defense, they will retroactively charge you for carrying an offensive weapon. What was not an offensive weapon one second before using it in self defense suddenly becomes a chargeable offense.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (mkw2N)

130 3 The peasants aren't armed.

They're not even allowed knives.

A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)


If I thought that the standard Native Briton had enough pride and vigor to use them, I would recommend air-dropping crates of Liberty Starter Kits with long and hand Pew Pews in chamberings common with those in police stations and mosque armories, and a good case of appropriate Freedom Seeds for each one.

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)

131 The 20 year from now picture in this country isn't pretty and I don't have to tell you this probably, but if you're around in 20 years, don't be white.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (eEgwP)

132 The citizens disarmed themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:00 PM (JQYF1)
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It was the aping-Christian thing to do.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

133 I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.

Now, sometimes they'll have unsharpened ones to meet civil restrictions, but obviously in Britain it is obvious they no longer feel that needed.

And of course ironically carrying a knife with you will get you immediately arrested as a heritage Englishmen...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

134 8% of the British army is now Ghurka.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (x2qcd)

135 In the average arterial bleed it takes 2-5 minutes to exsanguinate and experience hemorrhagic shock. Direct aortic bleeds can be less than 30 seconds. It’s also painful up until you lose about three liters of blood. Point being they had minutes, and they knew it. Police in the UK take the equivalent of our TCCC course. Bleed out timing starts from wounding.

This was not just willful neglect on the part of police. It was inhumane no matter who they thought the vic was. Their comments made it worse. It’s indefensible.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (7S15B)

136 I just decided to check in today after a long blog absence and am utterly shocked and dismayed by this UK story. But not surprised that no legacy "news" media has reported it. I haven't even seen it on my YT feed.

I imagine it's on the tw@tters

Posted by: kallisto at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (kD8Fh)

137 Second worst thing to be in 20 years here: black

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (eEgwP)

138 Reading about this has got that song by The Cutting Crew, (of all band names!) going in my head.

"I just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said"
Except they were saying it was something the poor victim never said.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (TXEHw)

139 The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it.
Posted by: Sponge


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The report I read is that the mom took the *other* knife home. He still had the kirpan around his neck. I can't say I know for sure though, just what is reported.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (SHj+T)

140 Ideally the reaction to all this would be the reformation of the Christian knightly orders with the willingness to topple European regimes oppressing Christians.

But the largest Christian org, the RCC, is led by one of the people intent on destroying Christianity

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

141 "Why this instead of that?"

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:56 PM (/ZkOF)


Astroturf was the G. Floyd nonsense.

Grassroots? No one knows the answer to that question.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (1ebFM)

142 The UK needs a Franco or Lee Kuan Yew to put the place in order.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (rJ48h)

143 Hey kalisto

Come for the stabbings, stay for the boob jokes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (x2qcd)

144 Remember:
Per capita, the UK is poorer than Mississippi.

Population wise, you know what size of state the UK would be?
UK is 70 million = TX + CA.

Guess what the economy of CA and TX is?
$7.24 trillion.

Or, nearly $3 trillion more than the entire UK.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (73/SM)

145 I fit were up to me, we'd be parachuting weapons into the more conservative regions of the UK.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (fv8+b)

146
This was not just willful neglect on the part of police. It was inhumane no matter who they thought the vic was. Their comments made it worse. It’s indefensible.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:04 PM (7S15B)

They never even removed his jacket to look for stab wounds in the video.

I don't have words I can print on how this could happen. That poor boy and his family.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (WONhk)

147 Some named WeaselAcres commenting on Tousi:

"This is why you never, ever give up your guns."

Are all weasels armed?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (yFLFB)

148 144 Remember:
Per capita, the UK is poorer than Mississippi.

Population wise, you know what size of state the UK would be?
UK is 70 million = TX + CA.

Guess what the economy of CA and TX is?
$7.24 trillion.

Or, nearly $3 trillion more than the entire UK.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:05 PM (73/SM)

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"Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (JQYF1)

149 Even worse than that, if you carry a normally acceptable object like a heavy walking stick, flashlight, etc. and end up using it for self-defense, they will retroactively charge you for carrying an offensive weapon. What was not an offensive weapon one second before using it in self defense suddenly becomes a chargeable offense.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:02 PM (mkw2N)



When islhamic terrorists put a hit out on Tommy Robinson, the police informed him of the threat, wouldn't allow him to actually see the publication of the threat, nor was he allowed to carry items to defend himself in public. He was told that he could 'maybe find something in his house to use' for self defense, should they break into his house.

He couldn't protect himself in public and they wouldn't be protecting him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

150 kallisto I have been missing you here, hope you're doing well

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

151
There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Seems to me there was a Sikh who thought pulling a u-turn with an 18-wheeler in the face of oncoming traffic was a good idea and that brainstorm cost two or three people their lives. Within the year, that was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ixS3i)

152 Likely if the police has immediately applied pressure to the wound and called for medical help he would have survived.

But they were too busy chatting with the murderer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

153 This story makes me say, Thank you President Trump for going through all your trials to prevent this from happening to us. (For the time being)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)

154
"Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (JQYF1)



*replays the Britain hosted Olympics opening ceremonies*

*warms with glee*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

155

BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧
@BROKENBRITAIN0
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: IT HAS ALL KICKED OFF IN SOUTHAMPTON 🇬🇧

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)

156 The Lord labored hundreds of years to give us the a glimpse, to raise our ceilings to a glimpse of the the heights Christian faith could bring: the Western Vision.

Secularists who thought they knew what they were doing have been allowed the Accuser--who hates them--twist them into a parody of "wise", to the travesty of etiquette of not mentioning rape gangs to the Muslims who might take offense.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)

157 I've been saying for a while that racism has become the worst crime ever in the West, worse than murder. Even murderers can be rehabilitated. There is no forgiveness for racism, not the slighted misstep or off-color joke. Ever.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (GUOwU)

158 Hey there kallisto where ya bean

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (eEgwP)

159 I feel confident my Arkansas State Troopers would have handled this better. We have the toughest cops in the country.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (pohLc)

160 Rulers intend to rule.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (Q+gd/)

161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British


When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

162 > I guess I'm confused. Were there multiple knives at the scene, or just the one the dude used, then his mom hid? Did the cops see knives at the scene and just figured the kid was lying about being stabbed?

Several of the bystanders are Sikh men. I scrubbed through the video to see if I could spot a kirpan visible. I thought I'd seen it before. Either I misremembered that or I didn't look hard enough. I don't see any kirpans in the video.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (mkw2N)

163 I am still shocked there are people in the UK who are allowed to openly carry knives designed to kill.

Not even the police are armed.

This is unbelievable.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (4KUe5)

164 Some named WeaselAcres commenting on Tousi:

"This is why you never, ever give up your guns."

Are all weasels armed?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 04:06 PM (yFLFB)



Heh. Our Weasel is. And is GOOD with it.

Is WeaselAcres OUR Weasel? It would fit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

165 "The mom took the knife home, so I don't believe the cops ever saw it."

The family that stabs together keeps evidence out of the crime labs together.

Posted by: Rex B at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (TXEHw)

166 "Why aren't the brother and father under arrest?"

Oh c'mon, enough with this silly "arrest" stuff.

It is long past time the actual brits took out the trash, including these dipshit "public servants"

It was past time when they learned police officers and council officials took part in the rape of minors for DECADES. It was past time when they released violent offenders from prison so they could arrest normies for expressing their opinion on Facebook or waving some signs, while literal THOUSANDS of foreign invaders were let off to protest waving machetes and knives in the air.

There is a line. People debate where it is a lot. What the UK gov't is doing is far, far on the other side of it and it's heads-on-pikes time.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (CrtM/)

167 Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)

Amen. And at least we're armed. What we lack is proper organizational skills.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Vvh2V)

168 155

BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧
@BROKENBRITAIN0
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: IT HAS ALL KICKED OFF IN SOUTHAMPTON 🇬🇧

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)

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Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

169 >> They never even removed his jacket to look for stab wounds in the video.

We often treated wounded combatants better than this.

Just think about that. A few minutes ago the guy was shooting at you. You put a hole in him, and you’re patching him up. You still gave priority to your men, but still you got to him.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (1zcQ9)

170
THIS IS GOING TO BLOW
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)



I'm listening.......

Posted by: The Margins at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

171 RE: Brit Civil War.

Not happening. The Redcoats won't be coming.

Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

Add to that the Britizens meekly keep surrendering rights like they are from the other side of The Channel.

Going to war unarmed and unskilled will just get you killed.

Britain is toast.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

172 The police in Hampshire would give helpful hints to the rapists, not arrest them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (gQKJe)

173 Officers in Nowak arrest did nothing wrong, police watchdog claims! From the DT:

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That's right. Their official reason for existing is get rid of all the white people.

Actually, if you want to go with that statement and defend the officers, then the problem is much higher up.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (THY4u)

174 The damn brother who called 999 and mentioned the magic word, "racist," should be jailed as well.

I am beyond po'd.

I am also a bit distracted because our baby 9mo old girl is very sick, I hope with a virus, and son is in Australia. She's at the MD's now and a pediatric hospital on site. Prayers for her would be appreciated in the midst of hell in the UK.

If my baby girl needs me I will be there in the event I am soon absent for days. We are picking the other kids up in an hour.

The past month has basically been off and on hell on wheels. But nothing compared to the state of the UK.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)

175 I am still shocked there are people in the UK who are allowed to openly carry knives designed to kill.

Not even the police are armed.


The British police exist to round up dissidents who will meekly go to prison for a tweet the government doesn't like.

The street gangs though are designed to take control of areas for the British government.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

176 Since British police don't carry guns, I wonder if they were worried about being attacked by the other Sikhs, so pretended not to know what was going on.
Posted by: Archimedes


British police = US unarmed security guards

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (f8lRf)

177 If kirpan are allowed because part of their culture, then why can’t Americans carry guns in the UK?
That’s our culture, y’all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (4KUe5)

178 161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)

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"And I don't go to the doctor because, while it will only cost me ten pounds per visit, I can't get an appointment for weeks by which point my bad case of influenza which nearly killed me is gone."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (JQYF1)

179 Today is Day Two of Karmelo Anthony's trial.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (x2qcd)

180 @32 [Poem] "The Wrath of the Awakened Saxon" by Rudyard Kipling

The poem by Kipling is called "The Beginnings," and all its lines refer to "The English," not "The Saxon." What you have quoted is a white supremacist rewrite wrongly attributed. You have been hanging around the wrong sort of meetings and picking up the wrong brochures there. Why not go back and finish junior high school, and learn to kipple?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (zdLoL)

181 Interesting how the Newcomers know they can gang up, four to,one, on a Native and even the native police will join in on the assault.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ)

182 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW
Posted by: beckster
____________

Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (XvL8K)

183 When the British Empire left a country, it was better than when they found it.
Every time.

The muslim empires have had to be driven out.
And every land they conquered is worse in every way from the contact to the present day.
And in the lands they still hold, they have eradicated all local culture, religion and language.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (73/SM)

184
The past month has basically been off and on hell on wheels. But nothing compared to the state of the UK.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (WONhk)



Prayers to the little one and the rest of your family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

185 It's moments like these where I won't be able to formulate an opinion until I hear from King Chuck.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (D1E+2)

186 1 Just when you may think The Blade is off his game or lost a step, he roars back like hell on wheels and nails another FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

In a troubled and uncertain world it's good to know there a certain things we can depend on.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

187 This story makes me say, Thank you President Trump for going through all your trials to prevent this from happening to us. (For the time being)

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ZxsTb)
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If this all collapses tomorrow, all reasonable men should give thanks to God that he has sustained our glimpse into how he can sustain us from what should be the apparent idiocy of Man as Man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)

188 Today is Day Two of Karmelo Anthony's trial.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 04:11 PM (x2qcd)



Jury selection.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

189 The last time I was in the UK, probably 2016 or so, the ONLY police I saw armed were near Westminster Abbey.

The rest were pretending to be Bobbies with their little sticks.

I was very alert at all times and ready to fight back. Which is not a good way to be on the olde streets of safe Londonistan in the past.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (WONhk)

190 In point in passing. The fucking Brits voted for this shit. Again, and again, and again. Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (pohLc)

191 Curious to see and hear how the Beloved Beeb is reporting all this.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (wBaIH)

192 It's moments like these where I won't be able to formulate an opinion until I hear from King Chuck.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (D1E+2)



"Climate Change is the greatest threat to society and must be confronted head on."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

At what point do you take your own advice?

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (1ebFM)

194 Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)



Exactly, because peaceful protests are cute.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

195 "If I thought that the standard Native Briton had enough pride and vigor to use them, I would recommend air-dropping crates of Liberty Starter Kits with long and hand Pew Pews in chamberings common with those in police stations and mosque armories, and a good case of appropriate Freedom Seeds for each one.
Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Sy6m/)"

I don't think it would help much at this point. They've been disarmed for too long, and there just aren't enough vets with relevant experience and the political inclination to teach randos how to shoot in even the most rudimentary sense.

This is the long game of civilian disarmament; I even see the negative affects here, where far too few of us really understand what it means to maintain an armed group of people for for than a week or so. If people were serious they'd be focusing on common parts and weapons anyone can maintain with simple hand tools, rather than drooling over the cool gun nerd crap.

The brits are within spitting distance of Rwanda style mass murder incidents vs the native population. We aren't - mostly, in most places - but people need to wake the fuck up and understand where this is all going

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (CrtM/)

196 We often treated wounded combatants better than this.

I remember under Biden there was a case where the government arrested a medic who killed a jihadi. He had gone to the jihadi to patch him up and was rewarded with a knife attack. The medic won and killed the jihadi for which he was prosecuted with murder.

To really nail him the Biden junta leaned on the other soldier that was with him offering a 100% pardon in return for testifying. The other soldier agreed, took the stand and said HE had killed the jihadi destroying the Junta's case.

It was glorious.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

197 190 In point in passing. The fucking Brits voted for this shit. Again, and again, and again. Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (pohLc)

=======

Neither party ran on letting boats show up on shore and giving them public housing.

In fact, it was often a Labour critique of the Conservative Party that they were open borders to let in too many migrants which negatively affected the wages of the union based electorate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (JQYF1)

198 It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)

199 THIS IS GOING TO BLOW

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (kX27y)
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It could even be worse.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)

200 Standing outside and screaming for half an hour does nothing.

Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Threaten anyone who doesn't like it that they'll get the same treatment.
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A few yellow vests swinging from lampposts would be a nice spring decoration.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (73/SM)

201 193 Storm the police station. Take the officers hostage. Behead them on camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (JQYF1)

At what point do you take your own advice?

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:13 PM (1ebFM)

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I don't live in Britain.

I'm not outside demanding theater from police that they kneel like they did for George Floyd.

I'm not so outraged that I'm "storming" the police station.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (JQYF1)

202 It's way WAY past time for the British to forcibly change their situation before they can't. This is life and death for them. By any means necessary, remove the barbarians and their enablers from society.

This is absolutely ABSURD

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (61TgR)

203 Prayers to the little one and the rest of your family.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you. I wait for my DIL to text. Praying "it's just the virus that never ends for her sweet self..and trust me she is a beautiful, sweet and happy, easy baby doll. I hate this.

Exhausting month with too much crap to mention, including an emergency appy for her older 7yr old brother...but we are a tough bunch of Polish/Redneck genes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (WONhk)

204 RE: Brit Civil War.

Not happening. The Redcoats won't be coming.

Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

Add to that the Britizens meekly keep surrendering rights like they are from the other side of The Channel.

Going to war unarmed and unskilled will just get you killed.

Britain is toast.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (N1tpc)

205 The invasion of Britain has the perfect prime minister for it to occur. Starmer is either too stupid to realize what's happening or he's in on it with the one worlder leftists. He might be both because he probably thinks he will survive this mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (gQKJe)

206 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Misting? Drizzle?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (f8lRf)

207 "And I don't go to the doctor because, while it will only cost me ten pounds per visit, I can't get an appointment for weeks by which point my bad case of influenza which nearly killed me is gone."

Speaking of which why the hell do people go to the doctor for the flu?

Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

208
Exhausting month with too much crap to mention, including an emergency appy for her older 7yr old brother...but we are a tough bunch of Polish/Redneck genes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (WONhk)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

209 Seems to me there was a Sikh who thought pulling a u-turn with an 18-wheeler in the face of oncoming traffic was a good idea and that brainstorm cost two or three people their lives. Within the year, that was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ixS3i)

That's not inconsistent with the criminal subculture scenario. There is a Sikh gang called the Lawrence Bishnoi gang. I think they are part and parcel of the International Sikh Youth Federation, which is a terrorist group. They sneak wanted individuals into Canada and America, and put them in criminally-run trucking jobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (1z8ji)

210 >>When the British Empire left a country, it was better than when they found it.
Every time.

I never cease to be amazed by the idiocy of the open borders, let them all in crowd.

I've seen a lot of cultures around the world and I can assure that all cultures are not equal. When you import the 3rd world you become the 3rd world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

211 This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (T7fic)

212 "161 "Yeah, but we have the NHS, our god."
-the British

When I talk with British normies they seem to believe that people in America routinely die from minor health issues on the street because we've all been bankrupted by healthcare costs. And no amount of talking to them will persuade them that not only is this a stupid idea but is straight up propaganda their government feeds them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:09 PM (sKqQm)"

They also think they have a higher per capita income than the poorest deep south states, too, but that's not the case either.

Brits who actually come here frequently come away with a real shock to the system how bad their standards of living really are, and that's even despite the US collapse in standard of living the last 30-40 years.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (CrtM/)

213 207 Speaking of which why the hell do people go to the doctor for the flu?

Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

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Tamiflu is a thing, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (JQYF1)

214 Remember:
The whole family didn't come up with this scheme to cry "racism!" on the fly.

They did it because it has worked before.

They, their friends, their co-religionists--all have avoided arrest by yelling about racism.

And it's been working.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:17 PM (73/SM)

215 Funny thing is, this happened to me in USA. I was attacked by criminal, injured and bleeding. Criminal called cops and said I was racist. Cops took criminal's side.

I didn't die, but it was frustrating as hell. Goes to grand jury, but they are fucking useless because at that point the prosecutor is defending the police incompetence.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (SHj+T)

216 All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)

217 They must re-institute the gallows.
Expand the list of crimes for the gallows.
Make the trip less than 30 days to the gallows.
The public needs to see when they are sent to the gallows.
Allow every native Brit to own and use a handgun.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck the pope.
Deport or kill the invaders.

Posted by: @58ARAMCOBrat at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (x9HPv)

218 It isn't about genetics, it is about culture.

Europeans are bathed in constant propaganda.

When one of them wakes up there is no structure for them to join to try to reverse their oppression and if they try to start one the government will find a way to deal with it.

The US should be taking a direct hand here just like we did against communist states during the cold war, but even the Trump admin isn't willing to start treating Europe as our biggest threat after China

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

219 Somebody is going to make bank running guns to the UK.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (rJ48h)

220 Britain is toast.
Posted by: Joe Mama at June 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TezPK)

I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

What was left was finished off in '39 - '45.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (f8lRf)

221 It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)
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Fear of God doesn't look so bad right now, does it?

By all means, let's give our daughters over--when no women should be raped (by white males)--to systematic rape, because trust the secular plan, that has long forgotten you at the elite level and considers you excess population.

Because the secular plan is showing that man has it handled. We don't need God for this. God hurts our pride that we are big boys and can do this all on our own.

It's just we're going to need to lose 14/16ths of the people on the planet to enact a real plan of human worth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)

222 Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia.

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Yup, and they could kept us along with our stupendous agricultural, shipbuilding, and associated forestry assets for probably another century, if they'd just let us vote.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (BI5O2)

223 "Most of the fighting DNA in Britain long ago left for America or was exported to Australia"

Good thing Churchill mated with an American.

Randolph Frederick Edward Spencer Churchill was a degenerate gambler, and that is one of his better qualities.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (fnZRl)

224
Unless you are on death's door they are going to send you home and tell you to drink lots of fluids.

And yet every time I am around a hospital I see people with what looks like some sort of flu like disease...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)



Wife has had multiple rounds of spiking ridiculously high fever every few hours eventually requiring a hospital visit. E.coli can be a bitch.

That ain't the flu.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

225 "That's not inconsistent with the criminal subculture scenario. There is a Sikh gang called the Lawrence Bishnoi gang. I think they are part and parcel of the International Sikh Youth Federation, which is a terrorist group. They sneak wanted individuals into Canada and America, and put them in criminally-run trucking jobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:16 PM (1z8ji)"

I have to admit I had not paid much attention to sikhs in years, and mostly remember back when they ran PR campaigns post 9-11 to let everyone know they weren't muslims. In the early 2000's in the US they had a pretty decent reputation.

I believe between the UK and Canada, that is a thing of the past.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (CrtM/)

226
England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

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It's like we're watching the ancient Greeks become the modern Greeks (that's a decline, by the way) right before our eyes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (n7rxJ)

227 Like Iranians, the English have no way to protest. A disarmed populous is no threat to the regime.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (qFwJc)

228 All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:18 PM (RIvkX)



It is for the murderers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

229 >>I didn't die,

Are you sure?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

230 I think you're wrong. England still built an empire with fighting DNA after the US was a separate nation. But a lot that DNA died in 1914-1918.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Yeah, it must have died by survival or something!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Fi81e)

231 Watched a long video a week ago how Rhodesia was started as a British colony but in the 60s-70s turned away so the African Marxists took over. Its a dump now.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

232 As I imagine Orwell could explain it...

Racism is ThoughtCrime is Double-Plus-Worst-Crime.

Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2026 04:20 PM (Q+gd/)

233 England, burn it all down. It's your only hope.

Then, never EVER let Islam even LOOK in your general direction.

Islam is cancer

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (61TgR)

234 Scots should carry claymores but don't.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)

235 "It seems pretty clear that until the UK govt is afraid of somebody besides muzzies then nothing will change. Maybe the Hampshire police station should be stormed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:14 PM (n5tGW)"

Whites using violence like muslims won't net the same response. They'd mow them down and drone them by the hundreds and scramble to build camps to house them.

People need to fully understand this. What is being done is deliberate. It's not a misunderstanding, it's not well-meaning but misguided government busybodies.

They aim to exterminate us.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (CrtM/)

236 The left: The west has a patriarchal system that not only protects rapists but empowers them to victimize women

Also the left: The only reason you care about supposed rapes by immigrants in Britain is because you are racist. Maybe those girls wanted to have sexual relations with those sexy, sexy immigrants and you are just too racist to see it?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

237
All Sikhs are supposed to carry knives, its in their religion.
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Not required.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Do they have to be sharp enough to kill someone? I thought they were more ceremonial or symbolic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n7rxJ)

238 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Maybe they'll add it in post.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

239 Of course Starmer is in on it. And he knows he has 3 years more to complete the invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

240 Just pulled up the livestream. No storming going on.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Misting? Drizzle?
Posted by: rickb223
___________

Looks like it was a sunny day in blighty.

Livestream of the protest:

https://tinyurl.com/54b7988v

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (XvL8K)

241 I believe between the UK and Canada, that is a thing of the past.
Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:19 PM (CrtM/)

Yes. The criminal element is rapidly eroding the good will that was painstakingly earned by decent Sikhs for many decades.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (1z8ji)

242 People need to fully understand this. What is being done is deliberate. It's not a misunderstanding, it's not well-meaning but misguided government busybodies.

Things in politics are usually exactly what they look like.

The British government is importing violent foreigners, oppressing its own citizens, and giving the immigrants carte blanche to murder and rape the populace.

Why?

Because that is historically what a conquering power does to show its new subjects who has the power.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)

243 >>Watched a long video a week ago how Rhodesia was started as a British colony but in the 60s-70s turned away so the African Marxists took over. Its a dump now.

My old customer in South Africa was originally from Rhodesia. He and his family fled to South Africa when the marxists took over.

Last I heard he was looking at the exit door from South Africa.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

244 239 Of course Starmer is in on it. And he knows he has 3 years more to complete the invasion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

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The invasion started by Blair in the 90s, and then actively continued by the Conservative Party.

The entire British establishment is in on it.

The the Conservative Party members left and formed...Reform. Whose leadership keeps saying things like "We won't remove illegals from government housing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:23 PM (JQYF1)

245 I feel like the culture in the US now is past the "being called a racist is the worth thing that can happen to you!" stage. It's laughed off now.

But it's still very much alive in Europe.

Hopefully they are moving past this because the Left has been very effective at using this as a tool to control people.

Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Ab9hi)

246 "For Sikhs, a "knife" is the Kirpan, one of the five articles of faith mandatory for initiated Sikhs to carry at all times. Originating in 1699, it symbolizes the duty to defend the innocent and fight against oppression, functioning as an article of devotion rather than a weapon."

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

247 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

248 This is my favorite bit -- they are claiming zero ability to discern and assess. They are just dumb fucks doing whatever the brownest person tells them to do-- can't blame them!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at June 02, 2026 03:55 PM (SHj+T)
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Yeah, again genetics, mechanics not working for them.

They just need the lazy excuse which passes off any pressing need for responsibility. "Somebody told them a lie".

That's why we ate the fruit of the tree. That's all!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)

249 "233 England, burn it all down. It's your only hope.

Then, never EVER let Islam even LOOK in your general direction.

Islam is cancer
Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:21 PM (61TgR)"

Yes, but how? They've already passed the tipping point with demographics in younger generations. There is no way out of their predicament without literal oceans of blood.

Hell, whether WE have passed the same tipping point already depends on what a bunch of second and third generation children of Mexicans, etc, want to do. At least we have some hope there, maybe. Hispanic normie-americans are pretty distinct from the "pay NGO's to fly them in" variety.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (CrtM/)

250 Is cousin Britain the canary? Are we going to continue down the same path or are we going to send them home before we look like Britain?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (NgPv+)

251 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?


In Luther's time the Pope was willing to turn a blind eye to corruption

In our time the Red Pope and Pope Kyle though want to destroy Christianity itself - far, far worse then what Luther saw in his day.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

252 152 Likely if the police has immediately applied pressure to the wound and called for medical help he would have survived.

But they were too busy chatting with the murderer.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:07 PM (sKqQm)

It would have at least helped my attitude towards the cops. Might not have saved him but it would hae looked better vs reading him his rights as he lay dying and cuffed.

Applying pressure does help briefly.

If an artery is nicked you bleed out. If completely severed it spasms and you may life...this is what saved my father's life when he shredded his arm in a hay baler 3 days after I turned 16yrs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

253 I don't live in Britain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:15 PM (JQYF1)

You will never behead a human being, which happens to be a positive character trait.

It's easier to prescribe than take your own medicine.

Posted by: 13times at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (fnZRl)

254 Whites using violence like muslims won't net the same response.

I understand what you're saying, what I am saying is the government there are a bunch of pussies and will eventually change if enough havoc is given. But it doesn't matter what we think, they are in a fight or die situation either way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

255 Britain has been a profoundly silly, ridiculous, useless and unimportant country for quite some time.

It becomes more so by the day.

And OT:

Diablo Cake Girl from a couple of years ago on the 11 year anniversary of her initial posting.

She and Ryan are married and have two kids.

https://tinyurl.com/2sme2jhk

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (XV/Pl)

256 England is a fag country.

Posted by: All In The Family at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (IqKsT)

257 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

258 >>>Last I heard he was looking at the exit door from South Africa.

No sense fleeing to Britain as it's about 10 years from becoming South Africa itself.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (CwhoI)

259 And in the US, when a young girl is killed by an illegal alien, we have our politicians who say, "well, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

So, there is already here.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (73/SM)

260 Christianity needs another Reformation.

Who will be the Luther to post his 95 theses on the door of Westminster Mosque?
Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)
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Well, it's all about a being that rise out of a grave!

Nobody can believe that a singular being can rise up from a grave!

Because men don't regularly rise from graves!

This is the 21st century! We're way past silly beliefs.

We just do a lot of stupid stuff that trust me, Science will figure out, eventually, given that we aren't so stupid we succumb to a 7th century death cult political theory disguised as an Abrahamic religion.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

261 But it's still very much alive in Europe.

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Sure. Because they did a lot of Very Bad Things. Much worse than the Americans ever did - but hey, it's easy enough to point the finger at us, because we weren't immaculate, perfect beings.

The problem is, you know what your people did, and if racism is the standard, then you're the all-time champs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (BI5O2)

262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)

263 There’s only one way for Europe to save themselves, and unfortunately I don’t think they have the cajones for it. Please prove me wrong, Europe.
Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ZxsTb)

I think Europe will go the traditional route and invade Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

264 The irony in all this is that if native Brits emulated their immigrant foes and started killing people the British government would immediately take their concerns seriously.

Realistically of course the current government would mouth agreement with their goals of crime safety and freedom of speech while trying to arrest the leadership.

But...such tactics would immediately change the way the government is acting publicly at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (sKqQm)

265 262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)

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Honor. Disrespect. Racism. Colonialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (JQYF1)

266 "245 I feel like the culture in the US now is past the "being called a racist is the worth thing that can happen to you!" stage. It's laughed off now.

But it's still very much alive in Europe.

Hopefully they are moving past this because the Left has been very effective at using this as a tool to control people.
Posted by: Sharpie at June 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Ab9hi)"

We're past it because it's not practical to kick in our doors for wrongthink on social media. People sooner or later would stack anyone stupid enough to try like cordwood.

The problem with the brits isn't just cowardice, it's that the cowardice is rooted in very real powerlessness of the normies, in the face of state power wielded against them regularly.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:29 PM (CrtM/)

267 I think Europe will go the traditional route and invade Russia.

Britain has more political prisoners then Russia.

And outside of a few British mercs Russia has ZERO British prisoners so you'd think it would be a more immediate concern anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

268 "262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:28 PM (n7rxJ)"

I don't think the starmtroopers ascertained exactly why. If so, I have not heard it - although they did rob the kid.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:30 PM (CrtM/)

269 It is not going to happen at the ballot box in the UK. It's going to have to be block by block peaky blinders. They are too far gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)

270 >>>By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

It's the war, and that son of a bitch Churchill.

Posted by: White Liberal, probably at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (CwhoI)

271 >>No sense fleeing to Britain as it's about 10 years from becoming South Africa itself.

His former partner took his family and went to Australia. Seems like a pretty well worn path.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)

272 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 04:31 PM (NcvvS)

273 Many Sikhs most I have known don't carry it.

Apparently the murderer was well-trained in it's use.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (RIvkX)

274
Honor. Disrespect. Racism. Colonialism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===============

So, the usual standing offenses.

No one but Nowak and Digwa will ever know what the catalyst was -- if there was one. Maybe after Digwa has served 21 years -- if he serves them -- he'll provide an answer. I would think 21 years might change a man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ)

275 There's a nood.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (WONhk)

276 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

Hey, it's their business if they want to suck. Far be it from me to criticize the affairs of irrelevant countries.

But I can and will certainly & viciously ridicule them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)

277 "264 The irony in all this is that if native Brits emulated their immigrant foes and started killing people the British government would immediately take their concerns seriously."

No, they'd kill the fuck out of them, immediately, and in large numbers.

Just wait, it's coming unless the normie brits somehow manage to find their balls and retake control of the government.

This is an important thing people don't understand. Imagine how the post-J6 crap could have gone if we were disarmed here. As it was, they were kicking in doors and arresting people up until a week or two before Trump got back in office, even.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (CrtM/)

278
Livestream of the protest:

https://tinyurl.com/54b7988v

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 04:22 PM (XvL8K)



Heh. They roll a trash bin up and fling it towards the police line.

It flutters and they move it behind them.

Dude yells "ANTICLIMACTIC!"

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

279 If an artery is nicked you bleed out. If completely severed it spasms and you may life...this is what saved my father's life when he shredded his arm in a hay baler 3 days after I turned 16yrs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 04:26 PM (WONhk)

Its what killed Confed General Albert Sydney Johnston at the battle of Shiloh. Bullet hit the back of his knee area, piercing but not severing an artery or vein. He had had a previous injury in the area earlier in life so never felt it. If the vessel was fully severed it would have closed, but it did not and he started bleeding into his boot. When he fainted some minutes later it took too much time to even find the wound much less apply a tourniquet and he died of the blood loss.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (8avO+)

280 We have to repent.

We have to say that even though it's not 100% provable in a well-formed system that the vision of the Western Culture was from God, it was actually proof of the effectiveness of keeping within God's pattern.

And that pattern was proof enough of the God of the Bible himself. At it's most important, where it effected and improved our lives, our mentality, our laws, our fairness.

And it was counterfeited by Men of Pride who told God that they could handle it from here--because we couldn't understand exactly the moral terms and determinations.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

281 By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?
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Because he refuse to hand over his phone when demanded.

Which phone was found on the person of the killer.

Which killer was clearly comfortable accosting others and stealing their phones, as he had not other source of income.
You can see the outlines of a family business ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (73/SM)

282 Paul Joseph Watson's video of a GB reporter in New Jersey calmly asking questions of ICE protesters and being aggressively verbally assaulted. Cops do nothing. When he asks cops for help, they dismissively tell him to stop asking "provoking" questions (his questions weren't provocative at all). The reporter's poise in the face of violent ignorance is remarkable.

https://tinyurl.com/4fuh58ny

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 04:33 PM (t+TFX)

283 nood

officer resigned

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at June 02, 2026 04:34 PM (v6XNT)

284 "276 Jeepers guys.

If the British want to live like this, let them. Not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 04:27 PM (W2Pud)

Hey, it's their business if they want to suck. Far be it from me to criticize the affairs of irrelevant countries.

But I can and will certainly & viciously ridicule them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)"

It's important to use this to show fence sitters where we're headed.

It's why Obama being a lazy dipshit was a massive error on the left's part. They had a matching refugee invasion teed up for 2015 just like the EU did and chicked out at the last minute - doing the Lucy/Charlie Brown football thing to them. They had everything ready - contracts for transport, building refugee housing, all of it. Waving off left the US much more powerful in the near and mid term as the EU implodes first, but allowed US normies to see what was coming.

Posted by: heya at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (CrtM/)

285 Henry's killer had two knives. The ceremonial one worn aqround the neck, and an 8" one he used to stab Henry.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 02, 2026 04:35 PM (tM5h4)

286 Between this and the stories of Sikhs out of Canada my view of them has gone from benign religious people to grift mc grifters

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (jPdyB)

287 Speaking of terrible culture

The trial of another dindunuffin (black highschool kid stabbed white my highschool kid) is now under way


Let's hope that little shit pebble never sees the light of day again

Posted by: Melodicmetal at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (ZihZb)

288 A British revolution would be a short one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

The Brit Army is now small, and most police aren't armed. Torches and pitchforks might actually be enough to get the job done.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (Jz8iS)

289 I think the “strikers” referred to in the previous post meant the illegals going on hunger strike inside Delaney Hall.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 02, 2026 04:37 PM (6ydKt)

290 When Britain was a manly kingdom it had a method for dealing with rapists and murderers.

https://tinyurl.com/mpccw629

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:39 PM (NgPv+)

291 The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle.

When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:41 PM (NgPv+)

292 268 "262
By the way, why did the Sikh stab Henry Nowak to begin with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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hmm, They did find Nowak's wallet in the Sikh's pocket. But they haven't discovered a motive, yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 02, 2026 04:46 PM (NgPv+)

293 The knife was not what they are saying it was.

https://x.com/johnkonrad/status/2061596040596189250

Posted by: geoffb at June 02, 2026 05:48 PM (OtD+j)

294 There is a worldwide criminal subculture among Sikhs, and decent Sikhs are failing to control it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
+++++
Is this another "the 80% criminal element is making the 20% of honest ... look bad?"
Seriously, I don't know. I do know that they are tribal, and that many are involved in crime. There was a recent bust in CA of a network of truck hijacking and theft that was all Sikh.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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There is a serious separation movement by Sikhs in India. They want their own country. How large is the component we would call criminal to distinguish it from political violence in service of that secession is the question as to.whether there is a large ppcriminal.subculture. Drug dealing Sikhs are definitely a criminal subculture, right. How about if all the profit is returned to Punjab for the revolution? There's a lot of gray area in this.
I've known a number of Sikhs who seem like nice guys. That probably affect how I think. The Sikh community's righteous anger at their terrible treatment in Pakistan has produced an overreaction against their comparatively non-violent political repression in India.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 02, 2026 05:52 PM (38YcN)

295 It's time for vigilante justice. Let this be the first. These cops sicken me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 02, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

White House: Rioters Outside of NJ ICE Facility Will be Prosecuted to the Fullest Extent of the Law
NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot

It's time to start getting rough with the terrorists.


The White House issued a stark warning Monday to rioters protesting a federal immigration detention center in Newark, stating that riots will not be tolerated and those who engage in such activity will be "arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

The protests escalated into riots over the weekend after some demonstrators threw projectiles, grabbed security barriers and set fires outside ICE's Delaney Hall facility. New Jersey Democratic Gov. Mikie Sherrill even acknowledged early Sunday that some had engaged in "dangerous actions" against local police.

...

Newark Mayor Ras Baraka imposed an emergency curfew over the weekend in an attempt to quell the unrest. The curfew, which remains in effect, covers a half-mile radius around the ICE facility, outlawing civilians in the area from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m.

Democrat politicians stoke up the rioters and then impose a curfew on everyone because the monsters they feed have gotten out of control.

Meanwhile, the NGO-paid antifa and BLM terrorists swarm in from all over the country to riot:


An NGO posts that it will choose to mobilize the rioters or not mobilize them as it chooses:

The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it.

The UK banned dozens of immigration restrictionists from entering the country, claiming they were not conducive to the "public good."

Now the UK also bans the terrorist agents Cenk Uygur and his nepo baby nephew Hasan Piker, and Hasan Piker decides that this is because Israel controls the UK.

Note that the Minister who actually denied his visa is named Shabana Mahmoud. Nice Jewish girl, I'm sure.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (W2Pud)

2 Yeet for joy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (W2Pud)

3 Heads on pikes.
Send a message.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)

4 Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (VyBeY)

5 Honsetly, it is time t o start shooting and killing them on site

Posted by: Gmsn at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (RSaqR)

6 Better:

White House: Rioters Outside and their Financiers of NJ ICE Facility Will be Prosecuted to the Fullest Extent of the Law

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (dK+Kv)

7 ICE should clean up outside the facility, and provide the food and drink to the illegals. At least it will be going to "the cause" they claim to support.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:44 PM (qx7Zg)

8 This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

9 > Posted by: Gmsn at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (RSaqR)

Glowie.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (mkw2N)

10 Hello fellow khaki bearer!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (eEgwP)

11 Newark Mayor Ras Baraka

Isn't he one of the villains in Mortal Kombat?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

12 Democrat politicians stoke up the rioters and then impose a curfew on everyone because the monsters they feed have gotten out of control.
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When I say it's all fake, I'm not saying it's all for fun-zies.

I think there are definite stakes. And DC does not care, because the Graft must FLOW!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

13 Trump declared antifa a domestic terrorist organization 9 months ago. This should be the top priority at the DoJ. I don't want to hear any bullshit about the "wheels of justice" either. With today's technology and the investigative powers under existing national security laws the entire network could be mapped out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (6UgnJ)

14 8 This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

Way to read The Content.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (Ot/FD)

15 Of course it is orchestrated, there is no grass roots left.

Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (YwEeS)

16 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

17 I'm so old I remember when it was a big deal that Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state borders...

Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

18 15 Of course it is orchestrated, there is no grass roots left.
Posted by: steevy at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (YwEeS)
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Correct. The left's boots on the ground are braindead NPCs that just do whatever they're told. Point and hate.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

19 11 Newark Mayor Ras Baraka

Isn't he one of the villains in Mortal Kombat?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

An all American name if ever I heard one...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (3D9D/)

20 It is about time what everyone knew to be the case here was publicly acknowledged. No grassroots were harmed/involved/consulted in the creation of these protests.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (rm3p6)

21 These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Av6i5)

22 It's all part of the grand scheme for the Jews to conquer England by letting people who really really want to kill Jews conquer England and kick out all the Jews.

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)

23 It is genuinely mindblowing how much money is poured into riot supplies.
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It's all orchestrated.

We're still in 2020.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

24 Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

Hang on... I'm imagining it... I'm imagining it!!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (eEgwP)

25 >>This is being orchestrated. DataRepublican on X published an NGO calling off the night's festivities.



Someone Tag Ace with this...

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (P0D9r)

26 This shows how "popular" this anti-ICE uprising is. NGOs have to import the same travelling circus to a site du jour and perform for a week. They count on useful idiots for the mob and in the MFM to promote the circus while coordinating policy responses that the vast majority of Americans reject.

It's marketing spectacle from a relatively small group. It's buoyed, however, by a grift machine and crime syndicate known colloquially as the DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oji8u)

27 No the villain in ghost busters frozen empire

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (bXbFr)

28 ICE needs to call up Cigarette-and-Skillet Guy for bashing in heads.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (Wt5PA)

29 Didn't the UK ban In-Cenk-Erator as well has Hasan Chop?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (qx7Zg)

30 Imagine if there was a rightwing group paying (using laundered tax dollars) to send him there...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)
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The Jacobins would have scheduled a lot of people for the guillotines.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)

31 These are all rent-a-mobs. All of them. That pasty cashew-headed homosexual Alex Pretti would be in Newark right now if he wasn't mercifully shot to death.

These people are unemployed, unemployable, and make whatever meager living they can as gay antifa mercenaries who get paid in ten-dollar bills and frozen sperm.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

32 NGL - That Black Dude in Newark, roasting Hasan Piker, was the highlight of this 'Protest'.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (P0D9r)

33 Shoeon Head stomped all over Piker. Not real hard as he's an idiot.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (gQKJe)

34 That was a terrible film btw

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:51 PM (bXbFr)

35 It's marketing spectacle from a relatively small group. It's buoyed, however, by a grift machine and crime syndicate known colloquially as the DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (oji8u)
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You don't need the N in there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

36 NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot



RICO their asses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (f8lRf)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

38 363 Nude
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (W2Pud)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

39 16 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

Youd think people would not want to piss them off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

40 Post WW1 Germany featured running street battles between the factions. It wasn't at all clear who would prevail.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (f0B73)

41 I'm so old I remember when it was a big deal that Kyle Rittenhouse crossed state borders

Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

42 Yeah ras son of 9-11 denislist le roi baraka

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (bXbFr)

43 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
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LOL. Nice work.

Posted by: mrp at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rj6Yv)

44 That Nick Sorter vid is creepy weird. Like one of those videos of ghost towns abandoned with half-eaten meals left on the tables.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (vTZFs)

45 Remember how Laurel & Hardy funniest ongoing skit was when they joined the French Foreign Legion and blundered their way through various conflicts as the world's most incompetent mercenaries?

You already know where I'm going with this:

Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.

Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)

46 Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)
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Irrelevant!!

They were killed by Rittenhouse! Not the other way around!

Posted by: Net Judges at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

47 Axeman: "You don't need the N in there."

Fair enough. DC is essentially 95% DNC.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (oji8u)

48 Denialist

He actually was the runner up in the governors race

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (bXbFr)

49 These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Av6i5)


Like the Streltsy.

Remember what happened to the Streltsy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

50 Ya best start believin' in conspiracies.

'Cos yer in one!

Posted by: Barbosa at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

51 Let's recap Hasan Piker's week:

- Banned from the United Kingdom
- Humiliated by left wing ICE protesters on a livestream
- Under Treasury investigation for Cuba sanctions violations
- Facing potential FARA charges
- CCP-linked money tied to his Marxist convoy
- Having a�

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 1, 2026




Let me know when he's punished in some meaningful way.

I won't hold my breath. I'm not that silly Avatar shit and don't need blue skin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Banning Hasan Piker from the UK...is there NOTHING Those Crafty Jews can't pull off?!
Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (oqH4h)

Youd think people would not want to piss them off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
______

They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

53 Note that the Minister who actually denied his visa is named Shabana Mahmoud. Nice Jewish girl, I'm sure.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:41 PM



You a biologist now, Ace?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

54
I know! Let the Swedish Doom Goblin and her pals organize a sex cruise and relief flotilla for Newark!

It's a bit longer trip and more risk, but bodies and bucks for the cause, ladies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (ixS3i)

55 It is genuinely mindblowing how much money is poured into riot supplies."

"Money"? Try "taxpayer dollars"

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (XuXeR)

56 Remember what happened to the Streltsy.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:54 PM (rbvCR)

Can't. Never heard of them before. Anything like what happened to Mao's Red Guard?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (lFFaq)

57 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)

Jewception!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (eEgwP)

58 It did nazi that coming

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (bXbFr)

59 22 It's all part of the grand scheme for the Jews to conquer England by letting people who really really want to kill Jews conquer England and kick out all the Jews.

Wheels within wheels, man.
_-_

Yeah, not saying it's "the Jews". It does seem like there are forces (other than muslims themselves and within european countries) pushing for muslim majorities in european countries (and here). Who?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (rm3p6)

60 Any of you morons know where the rioters poo a n d pee while rioting?
Do the rioters supplies contain TP and tampons?
Are there condoms for randy rioters?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (f0B73)

61 >>These Antifa professional rioters fly first class from Portland and Seattle to wherever their commie paymasters want to send them each week. :Like a mercenary army.


Almost ALL of these groups are run out of / through the University System.

Students are picked and groomed into these groups and then ferried around the country to participate in these Astroturf Riots.

They are given aid directly and through their Coursework / Grades to participate.

This has been a thing since the 1999 Seattle WTO Riots.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (P0D9r)

62 Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.
Posted by: zombie at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)



Dumb and Dumberererer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I heard some lady who was very anti- Communist assert that Antifa cells were self-funded through microdonations.

I have zero doubts that this happens. But NPCs can't fund themselves to nearly the tune that these street actions require - particularly because so many of the street troops are unemployable/mentally ill/criminally convicted, and so forth. Even labor Unions in mid-century didn't have the juice to do this shit, on this scale.

NGOs pay to put the meat on the street. They buy the bricks and they pay rent in the trap houses. They buy the cops and DAs. They buy the media exposure and the corporate propaganda. The goons can't pony up like that. NPCs are a product, not the manufacturer.

She was making this claim because she wants Donald Trump to deploy armed force at the street level to pacify the Communists - an admirable and needful goal - but it's not the whole picture, not by a long shot.

Military intervention in a lot of corporate boardrooms is necessary, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)

64 They were the old guard peter the great defeatsd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:57 PM (bXbFr)

65 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)



Like a VENN DIAGRAM!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

66 I hope we get the rioters in my area.

I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (N1tpc)

67 Axeman: "You don't need the N in there."
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Racist.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (eEgwP)

68 This has been a thing since the 1999 Seattle WTO Riots."

Since the early 80s, at least. NGOs would hire out from a 5 or 6 hour radius of DC for protests...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (XuXeR)

69 They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, I'll take the question. Name one who has been banned for being ultra Israel/Jewish.

Now one can definitely make the argument that they have banned people for being very pro English.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

70 Well, I remember wondering why it was such a big thing since the guys he shot had also crossed state borders.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:52 PM (rbvCR)

He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)

71 Pointed out on X, the state police were processing them at a facility over an hour away.

LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (73/SM)

72 There needs to be no bag limit........One time license fee.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

73 That Nick Sorter vid is creepy weird. Like one of those videos of ghost towns abandoned with half-eaten meals left on the tables.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:53 PM (vTZFs)
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It is incredible just how much stuff they stage at their protest sites.

Almost like a besieging army....Oh, wait. That's EXACTLY what they are.

They are prepared to live there indefinitely, being supplied by regular contributions from the NGOs that fund them.

CUT OFF THE NGOS. Send in the federal marshals to round up the leadership and send them off to Gitmo for a little chat....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (gnNyN)

74 I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies."

This. By the caseload...

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (XuXeR)

75 Someone needs to made a buddy=-comedy film about two losers who join Antifa just for the perks, snd get sent around the US to foment riots and commit domestic terrorism -- except they're complete idiots, ruin everything, and don't even understand the ideology they supposedly are fighting for. Potential comedy gold.

Antifa and Antifa-er

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (w9Wax)

76 Remember when he called out the guatd

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (bXbFr)

77 He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)

Amazing, wasn't it? What are the odds?/s

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (lFFaq)

78
They're talking about how there's been no word from the "admins" about further mobilization.

We have undeniable proof that NGOs are calling the shots from top-down.

We know they were responsible for BLM and Summer of Love v1 too. These NGOs and their funders need to be sued for every bit of property damage over the years.


Doesn't fomenting criminal activity across state lines call upon stricter laws for prosecution and punishment? RICO, perhaps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (ixS3i)

79 But but but
J6!! J6!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Kt19C)

80 I hope they confiscate all those supplies.

Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

81 Guard in minnesota

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (bXbFr)

82 >>Since the early 80s, at least. NGOs would hire out from a 5 or 6 hour radius of DC for protests...


I don't doubt that. I know the Eco Terrorism of the 80s was fueled in the same way.

But, I have direct knowledge of them doing this from Seattle 99 going forward.

Watched it happening at University of Montana and the University of Arizona.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P0D9r)

83 CUT OFF THE NGOS. "

But they're non profit!

/wine boxers

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (XuXeR)

84 They've been banning a lot of people. Kanye West among them. Seems like anyone who is controversial on either side of the spectrum is a candidate for a ban.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Ok, I'll take the question. Name one who has been banned for being ultra Israel/Jewish.

Now one can definitely make the argument that they have banned people for being very pro English.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)
__________

There were at least two pro-Israeli guys who were banned

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

85 He managed to shoot 3 white non local felons in self defence at a black lives matter protest.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (TsnvK)



Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Sponge - F*ck Cancer: "Dumb and Dumberererer."

Come to think of it, Jim Carrey would relish the role. 'Cept he'd consider it not a comedy but a serious drama/documentary. 'Cause he's smrt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (oji8u)

87 I don't doubt that. I know the Eco Terrorism of the 80s was fueled in the same way."

Indeed.

Posted by: man at June 02, 2026 03:02 PM (XuXeR)

88 Just needs a lot of dumbing down of our education system first.

People proud to chuckle off their ignorance of American history. Ready to feed their head with 19th-century wish-casting....

Nice things are racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

89 I hope they confiscate all those supplies.
Posted by: WisRich at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (G0vdT)



Fingerprint everything. Find who was involved. Arrest them. Fine them. Destroy their lives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I LOVE that black guy!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (6wpGE)

91 But but but
J6!! J6!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Kt19C)
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They've been dining out on that for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

92 ICE is subject to the UCMJ? Since when?

Police ARE civilians. If you don’t think that’s important, go read the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the TX Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 02, 2026 03:03 PM (T6aVk)

93 The pipeline protests (stsnding ground,l came from the folks behind the christic institute dsnny sheehan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (bXbFr)

94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

95
How many protesters would show up if they weren't being paid?

It's all about the money.

Posted by: four seasons at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (3ek7K)

96 Pretty boss gas mask. If I were Nick, I would have pocketed a few. And what happens to all this stuff? Confiscate and give to the poor starving hunger strikers? BTW, is it possible to intentionally starve those who refuse to eat?

Posted by: Martin Tell at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (sFNX2)

97 Should be permissible for the cops to shoo all of the smelly leftoids out of their shanty camps and supply depots, then toss a few white phosphorus grenades into all of their shit so they can watch the NGO money evaporate in front of them.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (oqH4h)

98 94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

It's the black guy shown earlier in the clip!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

99 They need to start making these Federal charges, prosecuted on Louisiana or Florida.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (Vvh2V)

100 100

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

101 "13 Trump declared antifa a domestic terrorist organization 9 months ago. This should be the top priority at the DoJ. I don't want to hear any bullshit about the "wheels of justice" either. With today's technology and the investigative powers under existing national security laws the entire network could be mapped out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (6UgnJ) "

gotta say it, I agree. so 50000 commie lawyers quit already; the 50000 remaining are dragging their feet.

it took 2 weeks for J6ers to be in solitary confinement with a bucket, wtf?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (VyBeY)

102 I noticed last night the same helmet on several who were arrested. And you'ld think by now they would have better shields. They're still using garbage cans cut in half.
This really isn't 2020 level of riot though. They've toned it down a notch.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (TsnvK)

103 100 100

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)
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Golf clap.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

104 I'd like to see an "explainer" on how it is we seem to know who's funding the riots yet don't seem to be able to stop them. I mean, the N.J. riots were planned, they had massive support infrastructure and yet, nobody thought to bulldoze it?

The right is being punched in the face daily. It's beyond parody at this point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (jehhT)

105 Noted earlier today, 10,000 lawyers have left the DOJ since 2025.

if you say, "why wasn't Bondi doing anything," there is your clue.

And getting rid of 10,000 lawyers hired by Obama and Biden is a huge, huge win.

Not just getting them out of the DOJ but, this is burning their farm team--their future judges and politicians at all levels.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (73/SM)

106 Like eva (the dutch girl) you need me to spell it

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (bXbFr)

107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

108 The one day I went to DC there happened to be a Mumia Jamal "free the cop killer" march going on, and not being political I just didn't know what the Left was *at all*

I mean I knew they were idiots and assholes but that's all I knew.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (eEgwP)

109 Because there are judges at the ready that let the spice flow

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (bXbFr)

110 There were at least two pro-Israeli guys who were banned
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

Were they also pro English?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

111 If a chinaman writes an editorial is it slanted news?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (Kt19C)

112 If military intervention is justifiable at the street level (it is), then it's justifiable above the 5th floor of the office buildings, too.

No civilian police serving warrants. No court appearances. Boots to the doors, extractions, rendition to military facilities for interrogation as insurrectionists, seizure of liquid assets, chains on the doors of buildings to be auctioned off, and so forth.

Stop fucking around and get down to business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)

113 73, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (VyBeY)

114 Here's a little context on Newark:

It is estimated that nearly 100,000 residents of Newark are foreign born. There are tens of thousands of foreign born Muslims living in Newark, and over 500,000 illegal immigrants residing in the state of New Jersey.

IOW, this is the Dearborn, MI or the East. And, it's not surprising that there is such an organized effort against ICE. You'll find a lot of the Pro-Gaza agitators residing in Newark.

And, yes, on 9/11 they were standing on rooftops cheering the destruction of the Towers. I saw the footage before it disappeared. i was watching from a hotel room in central Manhattan on that day yelling every expletive I could think at them.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

115 98 94 No idea who is walking after Piker yelling at him but I am glad somebody reminds the world of how this keyboard twink abuses his dog.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 03:04 PM (MxloJ)

It's the black guy shown earlier in the clip!
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)

... in the LA baseball cap and the Black Panther Party Panther Power t-shirt!

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (6wpGE)

116 Cuber financed the Weather Underground.
Does our administration realize that SOL doesn't toll for murder?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (f0B73)

117 I need a break.

Everyone was Kung Paw Fighting!

https://youtube.com/shorts/gprSoYueO6M

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (qx7Zg)

118 107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (TsnvK)

119 Karol Markowicz
@karol
This is by design. One of the pulls of communism is that membership has its privileges.

C3
@C_3C_3
·
May 31
Well well well…

The Communist Hasan Piker is wearing a $2,199 jacket to the New Jersey ICE riots.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (kX27y)

120 113, even more so.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (VyBeY)

121 Yeah cop killer wesley cook who murdered danny fauknee

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (bXbFr)

122 This really isn't 2020 level of riot though. They've toned it down a notch.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (TsnvK)

I think they tried it around the time the two retards got shot by ICE, saw the polling was BAD, and decided to be both milder and more selective.

Remember, at the beginning we had riots everywhere. At least in blue localities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

123 "These NGOs and their funders need to be sued."

Great. How many months for that to wend through the courts before landing with a sympathetic leftist judge and getting thrown out.

Something isn't working here.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (t+TFX)

124 I know how to spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek's name because I had it tattooed on my member.

Thanfully "Eva" is very easy to spell.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (eEgwP)

125
I hope we get the rioters in my area.

I'd love to liberate thousands of dollars of supplies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian


It has been demonstrated that taking out the supplies of an occupying army is an effective method for crippling that army.

Attacking their baggage train, as it were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (ixS3i)

126 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
========

LOL. Nice work.


It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

127 I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:09 PM (TsnvK)

It makes sense for his character. Both an inflated sense of self and a DEEP insecurity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

128 Stop fucking around and get down to business.
_-_
Maybe it's the last two hours that I spent on the phone and online trying to get my health insurance company to stop pretending they are not in the office (to no avail), but yeah, what YD said.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:12 PM (rm3p6)

129 woopsie, 112 ... must have popped a troll up above

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (VyBeY)

130 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (6wpGE)

131 It is incredible just how much stuff they stage at their protest sites.

Almost like a besieging army....Oh, wait. That's EXACTLY what they are.

They are prepared to live there indefinitely, being supplied by regular contributions from the NGOs that fund them.

CUT OFF THE NGOS. Send in the federal marshals to round up the leadership and send them off to Gitmo for a little chat....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 03:00 PM (gnNyN)




"I will form a private paramilitary force that is as big and as well funded as the United States Military."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

I saw the footage too and talked about it on a now defunct world wide web forum. Which now that I think about looked more modern than this place. Vbulletin

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:13 PM (eEgwP)

133 There needs to be no bag limit........One time license fee.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Once law enforcement has read the Riot Act, it should be open season on all rioters, no bag limit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (1z8ji)

134 118 107 I see that Piker is still wearing his $2,200 coat, even though it's summertime. Yeah, he's a real man of the people. Typical communist.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

I'd bet it's concealing a plate carrier.


I hadn't thought of that. You may be right.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

135 It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)
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That doesn't stop weak white AFWLs calling burly black ICE agents "race traitors".

You know, as if it were mostly Africans tumbling through the gates.

No, their race has been reassigned to "brown".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)

136 Remember, at the beginning we had riots everywhere. At least in blue localities.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah. Good times, good times. That was some of the best riotporn ever produced.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (TsnvK)

137 126 "The foreign agent anchor baby communist terrorist Hasan Piker attended the riots -- of course -- and was heckled by a black conservative who called him the n-word.

I'll allow it."
========

LOL. Nice work.

It's endlessly amusing to watch lefties when they're confronted by a black man. They're completely nonplussed because:
1) Black man, and those guys aren't afraid to mix it up.
2) Black man, and they're at the top of the victim hierarchy, and any contradiction of what they say is whitesplaining. What to do, what to do?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

It's kinda glorious.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (6wpGE)

138 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.


A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

139 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters. This is a LARPing fart in the wind compared to the BLM riots in 2020 and even compared to the initial anti-ICE riots.

It seems not even free money, booze, and tranny sex can motivate these turds to get off their semen-stained couches and screech at ICE.

We are winning.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

140 Hey, riots in Blighty over Henry Nowak.

Barman, a round for England!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

141 138 Piker is talking way down to the black guy until the anarchists move off in a swarm.
A veritable swarm of anarchists.

A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

The black guy tells the red-headed girl that she smells bad.
hahahahahah

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (6wpGE)

142 Riot supplies now on sale. Buy 2 bricks get one free.
Toilet paper and bottled water 1/2 off.

Posted by: wth - Riot Supplies 'R Us at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (UjdFS)

143 >>A veritable swarm of anarchists.

>>A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.


I think the technical term for a group of Anarchists is a Felching of Anarchists.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (P0D9r)

144 At ScienceAdviser: "The secret sex lives of box jellies"

tl;dr: They don't need lube.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Wq24h)

145 33 Shoeon Head stomped all over Piker. Not real hard as he's an idiot.
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I hope she washed her feet afterward.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (gKWVE)

146 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson

#5 is the new #1, for Blade anyway.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Q/FnY)
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The BLADE ... MOVES THE GOALPOSTS!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Fi81e)

147 143 >>A veritable swarm of anarchists.

>>A disciplined cadre of anarchists, if you will.

I think the technical term for a group of Anarchists is a Felching of Anarchists.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 03:16 PM (P0D9r)

ewww

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (6wpGE)

148 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)

149 Yeah. Good times, good times. That was some of the best riotporn ever produced.
Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:14 PM (TsnvK)

Heh. Not wrong. Remember how they kept ordering waymos and then setting them on fire. Throwing rocks from overpasses as Democrat voters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

150 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters.

I think that's been true far longer than most people think. It's so silly to see a couple of cosplaying "revolutionaries" surrounded by media with $10k cameras.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

151 I have to say ... based on the linked vids that's a lame riot. I see more cops and media people than I do rioters. This is a LARPing fart in the wind compared to the BLM riots in 2020 and even compared to the initial anti-ICE riots.

It seems not even free money, booze, and tranny sex can motivate these turds to get off their semen-stained couches and screech at ICE.

We are winning.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)




BLM involved blacks given 'room to riot' all over the country. These riots are for illegal aliens invading America. The black community ain't about dat shit. The trust fund crowd takes that torch. Therefore, smaller crowds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Can't. Never heard of them before. Anything like what happened to Mao's Red Guard?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 02:56 PM (lFFaq)


They rebelled against Peter the Great and the Boyars when Peter was out in Europe for he grand tour. He hurried home, disbanded them, and had their heads chopped of en masse.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)

153 Just normal that the government would fund organizations to protest the government.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (w8dnx)

154 Oh and all of the Antifa losers were found guilty in TX.
You know, the ones in DFW that shot up the ICE office.

IIRC, the shortest sentence will be 20 years.
Some are going to get 40 plus.
In Club Fed.
All over a mythology about who illegals are.
They're going to die in prison over lies.
Good.
More.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (73/SM)

155 150 It's so silly to see a couple of cosplaying "revolutionaries" surrounded by media with $10k cameras.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

and $2,200 coats

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)

156 Before they're locked up, can their skulls be cracked?

Posted by: Weasel at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (m8wiN)

157 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)

158 154 Oh and all of the Antifa losers were found guilty in TX.
You know, the ones in DFW that shot up the ICE office.

IIRC, the shortest sentence will be 20 years.
Some are going to get 40 plus.
In Club Fed.
All over a mythology about who illegals are.
They're going to die in prison over lies.
Good.
More.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (73/SM)

wow

Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (6wpGE)

159 Just normal that the government would fund organizations to protest the government.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (w8dnx)
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It's not like we live the movie Brazil, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

160 and $2,200 coats
Posted by: m at June 02, 2026 03:19 PM (6wpGE)

I always wanted one of those british/australian style dusters with the mantle? Those are cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

161 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)
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And RICO the fuck out of the one's funding civil disturbances.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

162 148 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)

They had an army of pantifa endlessly viewing footage to find them and turning over names.
As far as I know no such effort exists on the right.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 03:21 PM (TsnvK)

163 After Mrs. Filler Cooch and Rubber Bullets, maybe some aren't so excited to "swarm" ICE anymore

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:21 PM (eEgwP)

164 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

165 RICO RICO RICO

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (WajUg)

166 They'd better pack a lunch!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (95Xht)

167 If you are being paid by an NGO which is being paid by the government to protest the government then you really aren't protesting the government. You are doing its bidding.

Stop raging for the machine.

Posted by: Thatch at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (i0077)

168 The DOJ and FEEBs found every person in DC during J6, and yet, can't find one funder of Pantifa. WASFd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2026 03:17 PM (diia5)
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Trying vs. not trying.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

169 105 Noted earlier today, 10,000 lawyers have left the DOJ since 2025.

if you say, "why wasn't Bondi doing anything," there is your clue.

And getting rid of 10,000 lawyers hired by Obama and Biden is a huge, huge win.

Not just getting them out of the DOJ but, this is burning their farm team--their future judges and politicians at all levels.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:06 PM (73/SM)

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Consider half the DoJ is useless bloat like the rest of the Federal government. Still no excuse not to make a domestic terrorist group priority #1. This ain't rocket science. A core group of ten could map it out in a week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (6UgnJ)

170 It's not like we live the movie Brazil, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

OT but was I supposed to comprehend that movie?

I had a good friend (no lies detected) who insisted she loved it and it was all about society and stuff. Wasn't for me.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (eEgwP)

171 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)



I just wish he called out the other broad for wearing the head covering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

172 They better pack a lunch!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (95Xht)

173 Toilet paper. What's that?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

174 "BCuCF"

Synthesize that molecule and bask in lifetime Chemistry Fame!

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Wq24h)

175
Was there a "stark warning" or actual arrests?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)

176 Any of you morons know where the rioters poo a n d pee while rioting?
.......

Wherever they feel like it.
I hope they distribute little plastic bags so they can pick up their turds.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (UjdFS)

177 Of course I posted on the wrong thread, but these need to be Federal charges, prosecuted in specific states.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Vvh2V)

178 They'd better pack a lunch!

Posted by: Zombie Renee Good at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (95Xht)



I smell burning skin......

Posted by: Zombie Alex Pretti at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

179 What amazes me about the DFW Antifa is that you know every single one was offered a plea deal:
Rat out the leaders and you'll get probation.

And they either:
1) actually believed they'd get off
2) are more afraid of the leaders than they are of 20 years in the federal pen.

Seriously delusional, seriously dangerous or a little of both?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (73/SM)

180 I hope they distribute little plastic bags so they can pick up their turds.
_-_
und so weiter.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (rm3p6)

181 That video is awesome. You think abusing dogs is sexy you little bitch?

That needs to be how he is addressed. As in Hasan Piker, the dog abusing little bitch said this today.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:25 PM (Tpp9k)

182 Seriously delusional, seriously dangerous or a little of both?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:24 PM (73/SM)

D) Stupid and all of the above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

183 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

184
Those rioters' supplies could have helped a few homeless people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (n7rxJ)

185 "Trying vs. not trying. "

exactly

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (VyBeY)

186 I had a good friend (no lies detected) who insisted she loved it and it was all about society and stuff. Wasn't for me.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (eEgwP)
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The government locked everything down because of "terrorism".

They (Palin's character) tortured people to death (or vegetable status) to get intel on the "terrorists" (really just people's lives).

The government funded the terrorism, feeding the front of the cycle.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)

187 I find it very hard to believe that with all the F'n funding we give the FIB, and DHS, that this money has not already been tracked and monitored.

They HAVE to know who is funding this crap, it's basic data forensics, and we have YUGE DHS data Centers... some of which were used to get data on the Jan 6 folks...

Yet somehow, AntiFA, a designated Terrorist group with international ties, flies under the Radar?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)

188 Wait, are you telling me these rioters crossed state lines? They CROSSED STATE LINES???

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (ERYKL)

189 RICO
Seize

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (xcxpd)

190 183 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

His HOA won't let him keep a goat?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)

191 "I like your red hair! That's cute!"

30 Seconds later.......


"Get away from me, you smell bad."


LMMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

192 187 Indeed. The Swamp remains undrained. Now we're gilding it.

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Wq24h)

193 Piker is muslham. OF COURSE he abuses dogs. He hates them. Why he even has one is mindboggling.

I guess it's how he gets his frustrations out, the piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Its for a retarded reason. Streamers who have pets (this supported by metrics) if the pet appears on screen during the stream, their donations go up. He doesn't have to love the dog, in fact thats why he forces it to stay on screen behind him and zaps it if it moves away.

In hindsight, drinker has been showing his greyhounds on screen...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

194
His HOA won't let him keep a goat?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (mP0Kj)



That would be for his incel status.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

195
Producer Guy: You mean John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?

Screenwriter Guy: That's right, sir.

Producer Guy: I am absolutely okay with that

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (eEgwP)

196 They CROSSED STATE LINES???

That's gay

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Kt19C)

197 I thought hating ice was like so 2025 and they had all moved on to hating Jews and Israel now.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Tpp9k)

198
Let me know when he's punished in some meaningful way.

I won't hold my breath. I'm not that silly Avatar shit and don't need blue skin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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Agreed. That looks like a list of success stories by lefty standards.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)

199
Michigan Democrat Sec State and gubernatorial candidate Jocelyn Benson said she had no idea of the nature of finances and spending of the SPLC she was a board member of for 5 years.

Their lies are not even paper thin anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)

200 Antifa is just an idea. How can you put a terrorist organization tag on an idea?

Stupid MAGAts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

201 Reports of large UK protests against the police in the UK after Henry Nowak’s murder video and police complicity. Southampton in particular had a large protest where dirtbag police were pushing protesters.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 03:29 PM (5E/Kd)

202 I did not read the above 187 comments so forgive me for repeating what others likely said.

Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.

Posted by: M. Gaga at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (KiBMU)

203
BLM involved blacks given 'room to riot' all over the country. These riots are for illegal aliens invading America. The black community ain't about dat shit. The trust fund crowd takes that torch. Therefore, smaller crowds.

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BLMers are conserving their energy, plotting their extensions and large screen TV raids for when the racist Carmelo Anthony is convicted of murdering a white boy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

204 I have long referred Dog-shocker Hasan Piker by his full title: "Dog-shocker Hasan Piker".

If you feel lead, you can use the alternate "Dog-torturer".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

205 If these are NGO's that means the government is funding them. Cut all funding to NGOs and slowly work to bring back the ones that are still functional.
Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2026 03:20 PM (BCuCF)

Alternatively, you could use the military to move against the civilian regime, and shut down opposition movements by force.

It's going to happen no matter what, and soon. Might as well move when our people have command, instead of the other way around.

It's why I always say Hegseth is the only important Trump II figure. All of this will come down to force in the end, and he's actually aligning assets toward that end.

Even once the Democrats take control again, they (may, hopefully) find themselves commanding an army of mutineers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (BI5O2)

206 Two of the lefts biggest heroes right now are a Muslim dog abuser and a guy with a Nazi tattoo.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 03:32 PM (Tpp9k)

207
NGO Admits It's Giving the Orders to Riot



RICO their asses.
Posted by: rickb223

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So far we have a "stark warning." I'd like to know if those rioters were actually arrested or whether Mullins stated his "intentions."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (n7rxJ)

208 Are you buttle or tuttle

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

209 BLMers are conserving their energy, plotting their extensions and large screen TV raids for when the racist Carmelo Anthony is convicted of murdering a white boy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)



This will not happen. He admitted to killing Austin. The trial is to determine weather it was manslaughter or premeditated murder.

Most won't even know what happens in that trial. You notice the regular race hustlers were NEVER in Dallas for him? As soon as some of the evidence came out that this kid straight up murdered the white kid, Race Hustle Inc. distanced.......far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

210 I am curious about the term “strikers” is that on purpose to try invoke some sort of NLRB protection? Even if this isn’t a workplace dispute?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)

211 If Piker is there you can bet money is coming from Neville Singham and that means the CCP. Same group that helped fund BLM and Venezuela protests.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (viF8m)

212 I'll say this though, the DOJ is going to start playing the video of these kids crying as they're sentence to 35 years for their little cos-play "direct action," at every future interrogation.

"Hey Jim, how much did that guy get for just being a member of the chat group?
"20 years.
"Oh, that's not so bad, you'll be, what 54 by then?
"That's still young.
"You sure you acted alone?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (73/SM)

213 Neville Singham would look better as a Romanian-style popsicle.

I bet a lot of this foolishness would taper off.

Posted by: sifty boones of strawberry hill at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (SVk8W)

214 NGOs look for weak/simpatico governors and mayors to send their goon squads. NJ very target rich with shitty slums.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 03:34 PM (wBaIH)

215 nood

Posted by: gp at June 02, 2026 03:35 PM (Wq24h)

216 The BLM as an organization is now only important to AWFLS based on the grift of the founders.

Something will come behind them, of course. Just under a different name.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (OoFl2)

217
Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.
Posted by: M. Gaga

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I can't tell if anyone has even been fr arrested.

If anyone has, can a legal eagle here tell us what happens next? Supposedly they'd be hit with federal charges. But how do you do the detention thing since they've come 3,000 miles? Just do the old bail and "please show up for your trial" thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)

218 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I am curious about the term “strikers” is that on purpose to try invoke some sort of NLRB protection? Even if this isn’t a workplace dispute?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2)


I think they use that term because "paramiltary forces" is a bit too obvious.

Street army, enforcers, street meat, brownshirts, all are telling. You might as well go full Red Army Faction and be done with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (rbvCR)

220 Most won't even know what happens in that trial. You notice the regular race hustlers were NEVER in Dallas for him? As soon as some of the evidence came out that this kid straight up murdered the white kid, Race Hustle Inc. distanced.......far.
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Not the family--they're still all-in on him din-do-nuffin.
Reports are they were "mad dog" glaring at anyone they think isn't on their side at the trial.
And one got kicked out for trying to sneak a photo of the jury.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 03:36 PM (73/SM)

221 Wait, are you telling me these rioters crossed state lines? They CROSSED STATE LINES???
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 02, 2026 03:27 PM (ERYKL)
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It's (D)ifferent.

They didn't cross state lines to clean up any graffiti or to prevent any property from burning!

They also weren't walking around as a fully-trained medic with a medic kit offering aid to anybody involved in the riot.

So they're okay.

By their lack of care or concern, they're okay.

They weren't trying to make anything better, so they can be excused.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

222 Mayor Bass issued a statement saying that "The ICE operations at these tunnels show a profound disrespect for basic rights of starving white actresses need for access to cocaine so they can numb themselves to the necessary job of the casting couch. Vote for me as I promise to fight ICE and make sure these tunnels allow as much drugs as possible. My opponent Pratt wants to shut down the drugs, so vote for him if you think cocaine being injected into 9th graders is bad. I promise that if I am reelected I will start up mandatory, unchaperoned "Fun trips" for middle and high schoolers to be taken to Tijuana for day trips to meet with cartel members for recreational purposes... and make sure not to inform parents in advance to keep bigots from declining. The cartels are donating lots of money to my book sales...err, the city! in exchange."

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 02, 2026 03:38 PM (/ZkOF)

223 171 I like that black dude filming the gay dog abuser. I don't know if he's left or right, but the guy is funny. "Back up, you smell bad!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)


I just wish he called out the other broad for wearing the head covering.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Me too. The girl with the head covering is a Handmaid and she don't even know it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2026 03:40 PM (LHPAg)

224 I would fall down laughing if some enterprising person had deflated all the tires on the piker's groups cars.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (5P5DO)

225 217
Unless the Fed can do these assholes in Texas courtrooms with real Texas judges and juries, jury nullification will set them free. All it takes is one and the one that will do it is crafty enough to hide his or her true self in jury selection.
Posted by: M. Gaga

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I wish people would learn the difference between a hung jury and jury nullification.

They are very different things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 03:43 PM (JQYF1)

226
Maybe it's the last two hours that I spent on the phone and online trying to get my health insurance company to stop pretending they are not in the office (to no avail), but yeah, what YD said.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at June 02, 2026 03:12 PM (rm3p6)



I'm having the same problem with those shit-heels at UPS. Trying to get my online login fixed and nothing but robo-phone trees. They returned my original call from yesterday. 5:58 this morning, and then sent a robo-email making it sound like it was my fault.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 03:51 PM (y9nCu)

227 Death by Bunga Bunga!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 02, 2026 03:53 PM (Xus2C)

228 Has anyone paid attention to the recent dustup between ShoeonHead and Piker? She's got a video out about some comments he made to/about her, but I haven't made the time to sit through a 35 min. video yet.

Posted by: Octochicken at June 02, 2026 04:08 PM (oCS0o)

229 Producer Guy: You mean John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?

Screenwriter Guy: That's right, sir.

Producer Guy: I am absolutely okay with that
Murdering people for killing a dog is TIGHT!!

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at June 02, 2026 04:25 PM (Bd5dd)

230 Arrest the participants.
No Bail. Delayed Hearings/Trials.

Give them the J6 Treatment, Good and HARD.
THIS is how it is done.

Conservatives constantly bleat about how the Dems will do it to us in the future if we do it to them.

THEY HAVE ALREADY DONE IT TO US !
J6, Tina Peters, etc.

Politics is a Major CONTACT SPORT.
Sack Up, Folks !

Posted by: TXMarko at June 02, 2026 07:39 PM (7flhA)

The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

These subnormal-IQ chickenhead* women just don't miss a trick do they?

Don't worry -- out-and-proud racist Sonny Hostin is still pro-Nazi.

Sunny Hostin supports Graham Platner despite calling him 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'


"The View" co-host Sunny Hostin called Maine Democratic Senate candidate Graham Platner "a liar, a racist, an antisemite" on Monday but still defended supporting his run for office in order for Democrats to win the Senate majority in November's midterm elections.

Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage.

During a discussion of Platner's latest scandal, Hostin admitted that she was conflicted due to her belief that the Democrats need to win back Congress.

"So he's a liar, a racist, an antisemite. He's a homophobe," she said. "So he has all the things and character does matter. But we have someone that has almost unbridled power in the White House at this point. There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."


Co-host Alyssa Farah Griffin spoke out against Platner's campaign earlier in the conversation.

"To be honest, his sexting is the least of my concerns with this guy," she said. "Graham Plattner trashed a Purple Heart recipient, said he didn't deserve to live, defamed fallen Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, downplayed how hard it is to report sexual assault in the military, repeatedly used anti-gay slurs and homophobic posts as recently as 2021, called himself an avowed communist, and has a Nazi tattoo for 20 years that he's since covered up."

"This guy just seems like a guy of not very good character, and there are a lot of options in this country. And by the way, there are other paths for Democrats to win," Griffin added.

Fellow co-host Sara Haines agreed and said Platner was unfit for office.

"This is a problem," she said. "The Purple Heart recipient, by the way, the video he insulted, was a man who took fire to save his team. And he said, this stupid guy should have died. It's only because they didn't have good aim that he's here. If you were capable of saying that at any time in your life, you've shown me who you are, and I heard you."

"This man should be nowhere near Congress," Haines continued. "We've already got a wealth of people we need out. We're not sending one like this in."

A black Democrat woman blows the whistle on Graham Platner -- a rich bitch ne'er-do-well who went to the Hotchkiss Academy, a boarding school (I short-sold it as a "private" school yesterday) with an annual tuition of $75,000 per year.

She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man, wearing his flannel shirts as "a Halloween costume."

She adds that a lot of "progressive" candidates -- by which we mean rich-bitch communist candidates -- have been wearing this kind of Blue Collar Halloween Costumes.


TV News Now
@TVNewsNow

🚨 "LOST THE PLOT" Democrat silences CNN panel as she SLAMS her own party over Graham Platner:

"We have lost the plot on authenticity," says Former Biden Advisor Yemisi Egbewole.

"To think Graham Platner is cosplaying working class."

"He wears it like a Halloween costume, and that has been placed on him by the same people who have run a lot of progressive candidates across the nation."

"In this pursuit of getting to know the everyman, we keep picking these people who I think show the worst parts of society."

"If I am to believe that Graham Platner can relate to everyday Americans, then that means I am to believe that everyday Americans are okay with Nazi tattoos because they get them accidentally when they're drunk, or because they served in the military, they have very regressive views on race and on gender."

"I just cannot accept the fact that to gain the working class, we have to dress up people who show the lowest of our values," adds @yemisi.

AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school. Blue collar families routinely spring for expensive cosmetic surgery to boost their daughters' self-esteem.

Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?

(In fact, she grew up in the fancy suburb, of course.)

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Bonus: Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit and disgusting fatbody Alex Vindman puts his Noted Nazi-Hunting Expertise on hold in refusing to comment on the Totenkopf tattooed Nazi communist Graham Platner -- despite being Jewish.

Adulterous shitlib Chris Murphy goes even further:

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

54m

This is hysterical.

Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.

Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.

"Doctor" Jill is on The View today, claiming again she didn't see any signs of cognitive decline, except the debate.

She also claims to be a doctor:

* In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.

But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.

The left is fubar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Sounds like a bona fidee news program to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 lum has been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

5 The night is calling, I have to go.
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show.
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win.
On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

6 BOING with a View!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (D0X9e)

7 The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

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Still better than literal Nazi Susan Collins, amiright?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (JQYF1)

8 But we have someone that has almost unbridled power in the White House at this point. There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."


What the f*ck country do YOU live in?

Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.


The stupid.......it burns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

9 This is too soon. A Dem op to have him lose the primary, or replace him after the primary.

Posted by: MikeN at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (WX1Gw)

10 * Knock! Knock! *

Graham, looks like the long knives are here for you!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

11 Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.


wow he did the meme!!! insty will be proud

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)

12 She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man"

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (wBRco)

13 Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.


The stupid.......it burns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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But-but they can't stop him from building the BALLROOM!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

14 How many times did they use the word "Democrat"?

Because it looks to me like the Left is choosing Option B. Quick esscape hatch and leave the world thinking he's just a typical white boy racist.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (eEgwP)

15 Does this mean the Dem oligarchs have decided they are getting rid of NAZI Graham Cracker before the formal primary date?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

16 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads.
-

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/nBDBODZfZnA

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (D0X9e)

17 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.

Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?

(In fact, she grew up in the fancy suburb, of course.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (aD4fx)

18 What? Dude's a guy the ladies could bring home to Mom.

If Mom has a swastika branded onto her forehead and collects Nazi memorabilia longing for the 'good ole days.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

19 Murphy: That's different.

wow he did the meme!!! insty will be proud
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)
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That should be transcribed "That's (D)ifferent".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

20 Based on nothing but the contents of this post I must ask:

Why own a television?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (AKXRu)

21 The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?

And yet their desiccated clams experienced moisture for the first time in centuries while talking about him.

Posted by: Emphasis on HOT, right ladies? at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

22 >Chickenhead is an American English slang term that is typically used in a derogatory manner toward women.[1] The term mocks the motion of the head while performing oral sex on a man, but contains social characteristics and cultural relevance as well, and is frequently heard in popular hip hop music.[2][3] "Chickenhead" is also a term used in overseas sex trafficking for individuals that facilitate and monitor a person's transition into sex work.[4]

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (rJ48h)

23 Wow. Even the View is turning on him.

The Democrats will Toricelli him, if they can't stop him from winning the nomination.

And then they'll pretend they never justified his Nazism, Sexism, and over slime.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (N1tpc)

24 The left: You can't vote for Trump, he's a NAZI, cheated on his wife, and is a perv!

Also the left: What's wrong with Platner being a NAZI, cheating on his wife, and spanking it in port a potties? No one is perfect

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

25 >>>Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.

well if violent purges are now authorized, sign me up.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (T1Fop)

26 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.


Uh oh......I've been berated for saying she was a bartender.

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Platner should have came out in a dress and stated that was transitioning to a woman.

The View broads are dumb enough to have bought that lie and would have fully endorsed xer.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (5yDGQ)

28 * In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.

But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM


Whatever happened to "fcuking idiots"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)

29 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (YGJ8E)

30 What? Dude's a guy the ladies could bring home to Mom.

If Mom has a swastika branded onto her forehead and collects Nazi memorabilia longing for the 'good ole days.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
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And liked her daughter having load anal sex in her bedroom later that night.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Fi81e)

31 If anything, The View is too conservative!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (0sNs1)

32 Who names their kid Yemisi?

Posted by: I gotta ask at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (AKXRu)

33 A black Democrat woman blows the whistle on Graham Platner -- a rich bitch ne'er-do-well who went to the Hotchkiss Academy, a boarding school (I short-sold it as a "private" school yesterday) with an annual tuition of $75,000 per year.

She says he's "cosplaying" as "blue collar" man, wearing his flannel shirts as "a Halloween costume."

She adds that a lot of "progressive" candidates -- by which we mean rich-bitch communist candidates -- have been wearing this kind of Blue Collar Halloween Costumes.


That's absurd. Now watch me consume this carburetor.

Posted by: James Talarico at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

34 On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade, he howled and moaned,
for he thought that his FIRST would be owned,
but despite all his pith,
he was only in fifth,
and today, Elric got Melni-boned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)

35 The stage is being set for Janet Mills to get back into the race, ya know. Gay Nazi Shiteater might be too toxic and repulsive even for Democraps.

Do I think he loses the primary? No. Democraps like creepy commie homosexuals with an affinity for human feces. But the fact that Mills dropped out of the race, and now suddenly is back in, suggests the powerbrokers are getting nervous.

https://tinyurl.com/9umeykjn

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

36 What an especially stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (wVcYX)

37
�Voters can forgive a mistake. This is a pattern. This is a pattern of a guy who continues to lie over and over and over again. The nazi tattoo, at first it was �I didn�t know what it was.� Turns out he knew what it was years ago.� pic.twitter.com/p1mcbbz6G6




It's like you've never paid attention to Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

38
Trump: "I want to Make America Great Again."

Dems: "see? He's literally Hitler."

Platner: "I'm literally Hitler."

Dems: "Well, I mean, he's not *literally* Hitler."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (BI5O2)

39 The Spew said character matters???

What universe is this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (x2qcd)

40 13 Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.


The stupid.......it burns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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But-but they can't stop him from building the BALLROOM!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

=====

Presidents should have no power over the executive branch of the federal government.

The proper check on a president's power is the resistance movement within the unelected bureaucracy.

For democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (JQYF1)

41 Ace, your new X handle is hilarious

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (6U1c2)

42 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'
====

A feature, not a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

43 I don't think this is an opinion - it's a bat signal from Left HQ to dump this guy now because they know more will come out that will make him unelectable.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ssz2a)

44
Susan Collins: America's Ilse Koch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (O0L8i)

45 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.
.......

Her boobs are FAKE? Aw shit man, now I don't want to see them.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

46 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads.
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I don't think of them at all.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)

47 Dem primary voters have a hard on for Platner amused me.

Mills is supposedly everything they want.

Extreme left Karen McAWFL who reads the narrative to the letter consistently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

48 "load anal sex"

Messy, but the best kind!

Posted by: Graham P. at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (0sNs1)

49 She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

That much is true.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

50 ...There are no checks and balances and the only way that we can maybe bring a bit of our democracy back is by having a Congress that functions and that has these checks and balances. And I do think one of the only ways is to win that seat in Maine."
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Shorter: the Will to Power

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

51 Yeah, but he's not Hitler Hitler.

Posted by: Karen Johnson at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (AKXRu)

52 Does this mean the Dem oligarchs have decided they are getting rid of NAZI Graham Cracker before the formal primary date?

Posted by: 18-1


It's pretty obvious he has no chance in Maine, and the water they're carrying for him comes with significant downsides to their credibility. He's toast. Even if he doesn't withdraw, they'll find a way to jettison him and put Mills in.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

53 Carville said they need to become actual Nazis and frog march our Nazi asses to the gas chamber.
--

Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

There are things you say when you don't really believe them and then there are things you say when you DO really believe them.

Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (eEgwP)

54 Sonny Hostin also believes Helen of Troy was really black, she trotted out the discredited Black Athens book to prove it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (x2qcd)

55 And liked her daughter having load anal sex in her bedroom later that night.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Fi81e)



Load anal?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Presidents should have no power over the executive branch of the federal government.

The proper check on a president's power is the resistance movement within the unelected bureaucracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:31 PM (JQYF1)
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That's an obvious cleaned up Mary Cloggenstein quote.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

57 On the hunt tonight for love at FIRST sting ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

The Blade, he howled and moaned,
for he thought that his FIRST would be owned,
but despite all his pith,
he was only in fifth,
and today, Elric got Melni-boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:30 PM (Ot/FD)
_______________

[Golf clap]

I did say I was on the "hunt" for FIRSTS. Not that I nailed one this time ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

58 BTW, Reddit loves Platner.

I wonder how many of them got their own Deathhead tattoo to mirror Platner?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

59 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

What happened to you, Internet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Ot/FD)

60 Vindman might be of Jewish descent, but he's about as Jewish as an Indonesian kebab made of dog.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (gKWVE)

61 AOC is totally a working-class bartender from the Bronx you guys. You can tell by the breast implants she's had since high school.
.......

Her boobs are FAKE? Aw shit man, now I don't want to see them.


I shan't believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

62 47 Dem primary voters have a hard on for Platner amused me.

Mills is supposedly everything they want.

Extreme left Karen McAWFL who reads the narrative to the letter consistently.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

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Maine is a big early vote state.

Platner's going to win by dozens of points.

And once the establishment realizes they can't get him to drop out, they'll treat him as normal, fundraise the shit off of him, and then send most of the money to other states because they know Maine is lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (JQYF1)

63 a liar, a racist, and an antisemite walk into a bar
--------

Bartender says... just you tonight, Mrs. Harris?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (eEgwP)

64 A cheater and anti-Semite is pretty much the definition of the Democrat party today. He’s perfect.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Tpp9k)

65 In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep the people were chickenheads and antheads because of exposure to pollution and radiation.
What is the excuse for the ladies of The View?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (gQKJe)

66
"load anal sex"

I learn so much here.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (AKXRu)

67 If Planter refuses to withdraw, every single one of them will be telling their viewers to vote for him in November.

Their new-found integrity extends as far as the viability of the Dems to win the seat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (73/SM)

68 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

He is the Fuhrer of the Turd Reich.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

69 Indonesian kebab made of dog.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (gKWVE)



*drools*

Posted by: Barack Hussein Owebama at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

70 58 BTW, Reddit loves Platner.

I wonder how many of them got their own Deathhead tattoo to mirror Platner?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

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Of course they do.

And they will blame the shit out of the Democrat establishment for when he loses.

"They didn't invest enough! If he had gotten another million dollars, he would have closed that 10 point gap for sure!"

The 2028 presidential primary is going to be hilarious, especially if Platner, Talarico AND El-Sayed (MI) lose.

The progressive wing will blame the establishment for making them moderate. The establishment will blame the progressive wing for forcing terrible candidates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (JQYF1)

71
I truly love this line of Democrat reasoning-

Graham Platner is a liar, a racist, an antisemite, a homophobe, a Nazi, a shit-smelling pervert, hangs out in a known P3do website, jacks off in ports-potties, BUT-

He's Our Only Hope to win over the People of Maine!!!*




*Note to Self: Cancel vacation to Maine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (iJfKG)

72 68 Dude's a literal Nazi who whacks off in the portajohn, and he's not being called Shitler by anyone? No one? No one at all?

He is the Fuhrer of the Turd Reich.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

73 He’s an oyster farmer the way Maryland Man is from Maryland.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (Tpp9k)

74 In Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Blade Runner), those with subnormal IQs are slurred as "chickenheads," meaning, I guess, those with the brains of a chicken.
=====

That ain't what "chickenhead" meant in my neighborhood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

75 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)

76 Sonny Hostin also believes Helen of Troy was really black, she trotted out the discredited Black Athens book to prove it.

The greeks said she was fair skinned and blonde. Probably not as pale as Diane Kruger but maybe something like Zeta Makrypoulia

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

77 71 He's Our Only Hope to win over the People of Maine!!!*




*Note to Self: Cancel vacation to Maine.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (iJfKG)

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There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (JQYF1)

78 Out: Liberal Fascism

In: Progressive Nazism

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (U4uUn)

79 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

There are things you say when you don't really believe them and then there are things you say when you DO really believe them.

Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:33 PM (eEgwP)



Yet, here we are, refusing to listen to them when they tell us who they are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

80 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)

81 Pretty sure 'Chickenhead' has a different meaning in the Black Community.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (P0D9r)

82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."

Posted by: Is that so difficult? at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (AKXRu)

83 JILL BIDEN: "The doctors told me [Joe Biden] was fine. I’m not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor…HAHAHA."

No shame.
---
Indeed.

To covet that title so much to equivocate in the middle of a sentence like that? Yes, Jill, we know what you mean by "not a doctor" (like the View once thought she was), but also sorta kinda, in another way, also NOT.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Fi81e)

84 82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."


Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

85 Slaughter every outsider until their kind vanish from earth is not simply a "crowd pleasing" line. It falls in the second category.
Posted by: ...
=====
Skeletor wants mass deaths. Him first.

A lot of idiots running around with matches won't live through what they started. Once killing starts, it is damn difficult to turn off.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)

86 You missed an opportunity to say "a hot meS.S."

Posted by: Josephistan at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (y9ksN)

87 She’s not a doctor, doctor.
- Whoopi

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Tpp9k)

88 Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

BIVALVE > BIPOC

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (Ot/FD)

89 She’s not a doctor, doctor.
- Whoopi


She's not ANY kind of doctor.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

90 "A person experiencing molluskness."

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at June 02, 2026 01:40 PM (AKXRu)

91 There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Because Muslims in the Democrat party absorbed the Not See hate from teh Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. Same crowd behind Platner as Mamdani.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

92 Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:36 PM (E4rtv)

Considering the "source," maybe "the second as farts."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)




This is why we'll never be able to have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

94 84 82 Ahem.
The proper term is "oysterman."

Incorrect, you sexist. It's "person of mollusk".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

Shellemite.

Posted by: The Barrel at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

95 Chickenhead is an American English slang term that is typically used in a derogatory manner toward women.[1] The term mocks the motion of the head while performing oral sex on a man, but contains social characteristics and cultural relevance as well...

This may apply to one lady of The View...

Whoopi Goldberg has publicly admitted to working as a phone sex operator to support herself financially while pursuing her entertainment career. ..

There are unsubstantiated rumors she did ACTUAL prostitution, but I like to envision her deepthroating a phone...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (JCZqz)

96 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?/i]

Athens was a Mycenaean greek city though not an important one (probably). It is on the list of ships from the Iliad.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

97 Go to reddit. r/AskSocialists is always a fun time, particularly for the antisemitism. It's all retarded, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

98 80 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The latter precedes the former.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

99 Mike, The Headless Chicken, had more functioning brainpower after the botched date with dinner, than the entire View cast ever had.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (yeslH)

100 "What the f*ck country do YOU live in?
Trump has no checks and balances? FFS.
Posted by: Sponge"


To have proper check and balances, the Dems need control of all three branches of fed, govt, 50 states plus Big Tech, entertainment, education and the MSM. Only then will the country be safe from a few random bloggers. and radio talk shows.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (GUOwU)

101 Navarro bustin' outta her clothes. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (vTZFs)

102 To covet that title so much to equivocate in the middle of a sentence like that? Yes, Jill, we know what you mean by "not a doctor" (like the View once thought she was), but also sorta kinda, in another way, also NOT.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Fi81e)



They actually wanted her appointed Surgeon General.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Platner should have came out in a dress and stated that was transitioning to a woman.
--
You laugh but, the only reason the left hasn't released the evidence he was chatting up kids on Kik--and let's be honest, it wasn't women on there--is because they know their flying monkeys will attack them for "what's wrong with adult men chatting up teenage boys?!!*"

So they're desperately trying to get Republicans to release that so they can make the story "conservatives pounce."

So far, Collins is content to let them call her a Nazi, (trying to goad her into lashing out with it) and is holding this until the general election is set.

* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

104 97 Go to reddit. r/AskSocialists is always a fun time, particularly for the antisemitism. It's all retarded, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

======

So, it's like a Will Ferrell movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (JQYF1)

105 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)

106 Considering the "source," maybe "the second as farts."
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Well Democrats are gaseous waste products and Shitler Platner is dur Fuhrer of the Porta John.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)

107 103 So far, Collins is content to let them call her a Nazi, (trying to goad her into lashing out with it) and is holding this until the general election is set.

* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)

======

Mid-July.

The oppo dump should be glorious.

"Remember how a month ago you said Platner was bad? Well, how about this?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (JQYF1)

108 Platner is simply a weirdo.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

109 >>Mike, The Headless Chicken, had more functioning brainpower after the botched date with dinner, than the entire


Is that the headless chicken of Fruita CO. Lore?

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (P0D9r)

110 There is a solid theory that people think this is how you run to the right of Susan Collins.

You send literal Nazis with military records.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There's no "right".

The "right" exists in the heads of Marxist. It's those people who have looked at the brilliance that is making moving arrangement's into a 19th-century imagination and are unconvinced to make their own arrangements.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

111 "Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage."

So, "controversial". Not "offensive". Not "disgusting." Not "damning." No, none of those things. The media still whitewashes clearly uncivilized if not disqualifying behavior with the passive, non-judgemental refrain of a catchall "controversies".

No, it's not controversial. The man is a disgrace unsuitable to represent others when these behaviors are the things that represent himself. Fer chrissakes, get a spine and report real truth, unapologetically.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (oji8u)

112 Coming to America?

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

113 Platner is simply a weirdo.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)
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Like JD! Ri-ight?!

Posted by: Total Non-Weirdo Calling Weirdo's Out, Tim Walz at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

114 The bears in Japan are REALLY out of control!

https://tinyurl.com/3pzhrpxh

Check the video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

115 Navarro bustin' outta her clothes. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:41 PM (vTZFs)



Backing away from a buffet is not in her purview.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I am sick of people lumping dudes that send dick picks in with adulterers. This guy had a Kik account profile picture of himself wrapped in a towel and was sexting with a dozen women. He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)

117 What is the excuse for the ladies of The View?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:35 PM (gQKJe)

Maybe Ted fucked them all.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (TsnvK)

118 >> He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.


...and a Poop Fetish.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (P0D9r)

119 Whoopi Goldberg has publicly admitted to working as a phone sex operator to support herself financially while pursuing her entertainment career. ..

Hol' up. So Spike Lee's "Girl 6" was a documentary?

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (gKWVE)

120 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

They have a way to shoot themselves in the dick almost every round don't they? praise God.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

121 I wonder if all those stupid sh*ts that want to vote for Platner would still like him if he got the Hans Landa special on his forehead courtesy of Aldo the Apache.
Now you can see what you're voting for. Go on. Keep talking him up.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (6+ehB)

122 South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
__________

They made the urban assault vehicle?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (XvL8K)

123 17 Remember when AOC first ran for office, and it came out that she had graduated from a fancy suburban public high school, and her campaign claimed that AOC had commuted ninety minutes uphill each way to and from the Bronx in order to attend that fancy suburban public high school?

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (sGtp+)

124 The hell does Athens have to do with Mycenae?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (Ot/FD)


The same that Ethelred's York has with us.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)

125 "Platner has faced a series of controversies in recent weeks, including criticism over a tattoo with links to Nazi imagery, resurfaced Reddit posts in which he made inflammatory comments about veterans, sexual assault and political opponents, and reports about sexually explicit messages exchanged with other women during his marriage."

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Picky picky picky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)

126 116 I am sick of people lumping dudes that send dick picks in with adulterers. This guy had a Kik account profile picture of himself wrapped in a towel and was sexting with a dozen women. He's Carlos Danger with temper issues.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)

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It's the Nazi tattoo that makes him unacceptable to hold elected office.

The unfaithfulness is just political play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

127
Typical thread on r/AskSocialists:

"I'm retarded, and I'm having a retard question. Why does life work and stuff?"

"It doesn't work. You're just not retarded enough to figure that out. Read this work by retards to help you see the truth. Also... Jews."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BI5O2)

128 In bust news, I just ahem... 3D files of Margaret Thatcher, Pope John Paul, Reagan and Gorbachev.

Printers a re going to be busy today.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)

129 Don't pay the oysterman
Don't even fix a price

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (PrAPU)

130 It's not like the guy is "Embattled" or anything. Heavens forbid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (Ot/FD)

131 Ace,

The Hotchkiss School is one of the premier and exclusive prep schools in the United States.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (iERP6)

132 Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (4KUe5)

He's certainly weird, but he's also probably a psycho. All psychos are weird, not all weirdos are psycho.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (wGerL)

133 For a quick chronology of Greece...

The Mycenaean civilization is the one depicted in the Iliad/Odyssey.

Mycenae and Sparta were two of their most important cities. Priam of Troy was probably a real figure, but based on communication between the Greeks and Hittites, he was probably Greek as well. Which explains him stealing a Spartan princess...to get a claim on the city.

Then the Mycenaean civilization collapsed and a new Greek civilization emerged with Athens and Sparta as the two main cities. The former "Ionian" and the latter "Dorian". What happened in the dark ages to split Greek civilization is unclear but after defeating Persia (a la 300) Greece started a series of internecine wars that would last until the Romans showed up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

134 120 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

They have a way to shoot themselves in the dick almost every round don't they? praise God.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

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"Yeah, but JD Vance fucked a couch."

It's gonna be great when that's their personal attacks while they scream that it's not allowed to talk about Kamala sucking Willie's dingus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

135
* I'll say it again: NAMBLA never left the LGBQT+ coalition they founded--they just hide behind the "T"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (73/SM)




The Lincoln Project hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Is that their tack? That this guy represents "Maine"? The Left are such bastard faggots.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (eEgwP)

137 You can beat a dead horse but you can't make him drink.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Kt19C)

138 Sunny Hostin supports Graham Platner despite calling him 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite'
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For Sunny, her assessment of Platner was like looking in the mirror.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (PuFvH)

139 An EM-50 is real?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (x2qcd)

140 136 Is that their tack? That this guy represents "Maine"? The Left are such bastard faggots.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:47 PM (eEgwP)

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Well, to be fair, he's going to get at least 60% of the Democrat vote and about 40% of the overall state vote.

Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

141 There's no "right".

The "right" exists in the heads of Marxist. It's those people who have looked at the brilliance that is making moving arrangement's into a 19th-century imagination and are unconvinced to make their own arrangements.
Posted by: Axeman

All human categories are imaginary-reified if you will by human ideas adopted by people. So Left-Right dichotomy is simply another heuristic to try to understand which ideas motivate which set of people. All of them are imperfect.

I could say Poole-Rosenthal Nominate scores with two axes but those too are simply a heuristic of trying to measure n-dimensions of human thought crammed into two axes.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (E4rtv)

142 Hostin: "So he's a liar, a racist, an antisemite. He's a homophobe," she said. "So he has all the things and character does matter.

So you're a liar, too (and possibly racist and antisemitic to boot, but ignore that for now). It's patently clear character doesn't matter because you're still going to support him!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (oji8u)

143 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BI5O2)

You're gonna make me go read that place aren't you.

I promise you I will never ever go back but I think my curiosity has got the better of me.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (eEgwP)

144 Reminder: BAMN and NAMBLA share a cofounder, and they operated out of the same office from the get-go. Pedophilia was written into the BAMN charter.

Andy NGO has been documenting the prolific number of pedos and sexual offenders in antifa.

The Left and sexual deviance are linked, they have the same goals and supporters.
None of this Platner stuff is shocking, nor the Talerico weirdness that will likely blossom into a legit scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

145 One of the odd things about our American spoiled socialists is that they refuse the notion that the goods and services they want come from the labor of others.

And considering the history of socialism this is really, really odd.

The economy is just some magic thing where the government can mandate that everyone gets stuff and no one has to work. If you vote Socialist.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

146 r/theview

Platner coverage...WTF Sunny?? As somebody actually interested in defeating MAGA fascism, I found their Platner commentary disgraceful. We need to sweep these fucking midterms. Depressing the Democratic vote is doing MAGA's work for them.

What's the logic? "I'm insulted that he said racist and homophobic things in the past, therefore we should help the ACTUAL racists and homophobes remain in power?" This is peak libcuck brainrot, and I am so fucking tired of this soy shit for the past decade. Pick a goddamn side.

Democrats keep losing because of this putlrity test BS. I would like universal healthcare more than I would like to make sure every single candidate is as pure as the driven snow.

Your inability to understand why a woman of color would have issues with Platner says more about you than Sunny.

It's a last minute hit much like what happened to Hillary Clinton with the email investigation.

God forbid a black woman be offended by a man who posted racist comments and defended rape in the military! The audacity! Don't be mad people are grossed out about a gross person.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

147 As others have pointed out, Dems were so sure the Blue Wave was guaranteed they have:
- a Nazi nepo baby in ME
- a pedo anti-Christian robot in TX
- a bloody knife-waving muslim in MI

And they're going to go on the news shows and defend those picks ....
In the middle of America's 250th Birthday Celebration.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (73/SM)

148 Chris: there need to be rules for everyone else.

These worthless shitbags should be laughed out of public life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (DR/Xu)

149 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (vTZFs)

150 Is that their tack?

I thought they stayed on by themselves.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (Kt19C)

151 Platner makes PAGAN look middle America.

That is beyond merely weird.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (x2qcd)

152 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

Then why say it? Take what they say seriously because they most definitely believe it.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (PS5YH)

153 Seasons don't fear the Oysterman
Nor do the wind, the sun, or the rain
(We can be like they are) come on, baby
(Don't fear the Oysterman) baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the Oysterman) we'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the Oysterman) baby, I'm your man

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ndZc7)

154 Is that the headless chicken of Fruita CO. Lore?
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:43 PM (P0D9r)

**********

Yes, that was where Mike got his start and he lived another eighteen .months without most of his brain, which explains the hosts on The View.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (yeslH)

155 Remember the party running on "JD Vance is weird"?

I love how Vance yankee doodled the shit out of that.

He and his allies made a bunch of videos of him as basically an odd looking Florida man having fun and it makes him more appealing...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

156 These Mainers post why they still support Platner.

https://tinyurl.com/45r2kdhe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:37 PM (ndZc7)



Just wait till they find out if it was actually boffing children. He'll win by 40 points.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

157 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (JQYF1)

It is certainly a valid line of attack. It could have been handled better by a good campaign. The death's head was the symbol of the German Imperial army under the Kaiser too. Look up any picture of Von Mackensen. So a good story could have been concocted. But his lies about the tattoo is part of a pattern. brazen lying, lack of fear of consequences, sexual promiscuity, cheating months into marriage, zero emotional regulation. The man is a psychopath.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

158 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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If that were true, you'd think most of Africa would have turned into Wakanda by now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (gnNyN)

159 What happened in the dark ages to split Greek civilization is unclear but after defeating Persia (a la 300) Greece started a series of internecine wars that would last until the Romans showed up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
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And was primarily the reason for the Romans taking over.

They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

160 why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

Them old greek homos stole it

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Kt19C)

161 Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

I'd say he represents Democrats. Their implication is "white people".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (eEgwP)

162 146 What's the logic? "I'm insulted that he said racist and homophobic things in the past, therefore we should help the ACTUAL racists and homophobes remain in power?" This is peak libcuck brainrot, and I am so fucking tired of this soy shit for the past decade. Pick a goddamn side.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (JCZqz)

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"Go team blue, no matter who."

It's fine. You can be all partisan and stuff.

But...the primary isn't over and Mainers can pick someone without this baggage. David Collins is still running and Mills is still on the ballot.

Can they sweep the midterms easier with other candidates?

Pure partisanship, before the primary, would seem to push these people to support someone other than Platner, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (JQYF1)

163 Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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The Greek homos.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

164 OT - Good bird imitations by a talented kid, including a crow!

https://tinyurl.com/2emecxjj

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (kX27y)

165 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro

Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

166 157 It is certainly a valid line of attack. It could have been handled better by a good campaign. The death's head was the symbol of the German Imperial army under the Kaiser too. Look up any picture of Von Mackensen. So a good story could have been concocted. But his lies about the tattoo is part of a pattern. brazen lying, lack of fear of consequences, sexual promiscuity, cheating months into marriage, zero emotional regulation. The man is a psychopath.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

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No lies detected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (JQYF1)

167 Interesting thread at Twitchy about how Dem voters in Maine are sticking with Platner. Essentially the argument is the Platner has made mistakes but the Republicans are genocidal corrupt fascists and we have to stick with an actual Nazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (gQKJe)

168 149 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob

Same crap as Muslims claiming they corrected errors in Judaism and Christianity despite clearly having no idea at all about key tenets of either philosophy.

It is simply a power move by so called intellectuals best addressed by laughing in the face of the proponent and tell them what they are saying is a pack of lies.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (E4rtv)

169 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Greece has a long history of trade relations with Egypt, but claiming Egypt as "Africa" is stupid. In the bronze age there were a circle of civilizations that interacted with each other intellectually and via trade and yes war - Greece, Egypt, Phoenicia/Carthage, the fertile crescent and Persia.

This had little to do with sub-Saharan Africa

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

170 Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (wGerL)

Deep down the commies want us to know they are Nazis. They can't resist the power and fear and potential for subjugation. So telling a "story" about it might could be counterproductive.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (eEgwP)

171 Here's what I find amusing about The View:

Its a daytime television show. The reason it's on in the daytime is because their audience to mostly wine moms and the unemployed (IOW, Leftists). The consevative verstion of "The View" is Guttfeld's show, which is on at night. Because, most of their audience is employed and work during the day.

Guttfeld's show out performs "The View" and every late night "comedy" show (Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon etc) because the Leftists aren't arround to watch that nonsense at night. They are around in the daytime. You don't even have to take content into consideration.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)

172 161 Seems to represent a whole lot of Mainers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (JQYF1)

I'd say he represents Democrats. Their implication is "white people".

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (eEgwP)

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I'm sure he represents white Democrats really well.

Amoral, narcissistic, nihilists who don't consider consequences while being downwardly mobile culturally and economically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (JQYF1)

173 Chickens are sly brutalists. I have every confidence that they would eat you if given the opportunity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (D1E+2)

174 Interesting thread at Twitchy about how Dem voters in Maine are sticking with Platner. Essentially the argument is the Platner has made mistakes but the Republicans are genocidal corrupt fascists and we have to stick with an actual Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 01:52 PM (gQKJe)



There's a link to it up thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

175 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Not the Greeks stole their melanin content.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:42 PM (x2qcd)
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If that were true, you'd think most of Africa would have turned into Wakanda by now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Amazon Prime has some highly rated series about what happened to Christs followers after his death (and resurrection.) idea. I had no idea so many of them were black.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:54 PM (GUOwU)

176 Sam Waterston's acting style is pure chickenhead. Guy does everything but cluck.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 02, 2026 01:54 PM (yFLFB)

177 Mycenae was a fairly powerful city state, it was able to raise those cyclopean walls and build the lion gate, and that is not a small task using stone and bronze alone.
The Lions' gate is odd, in that it seems to bring together both Minoan elements in the central pillar and capital, and the flanking lionesses which are considered an Ishtar element from Semitic cultures.
However, there is a train of though that says it is not possible to have that sort of Semitic influence that far west, and the lionesses are a Central Asian or Caspian concept, and are from Indo-European sources, or Pre Indo-European culture.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (rbvCR)

178 Somebody this morning said Carville doesn't really believe that.

Then why say it? Take what they say seriously because they most definitely believe it.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 02, 2026 01:50 PM (PS5YH)
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Actually, I don't think Carville is dumb enough to not get the connection.

I think there is a real part of DC that keeps one side afraid of the other side's takeover so that the Graft will flow!

He's just playing his role in keeping America divided, so we don't unite and throw DC from power.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (Fi81e)

179 165 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro
Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows

That's my favorite JP Morgan/The View porn parody crossover: The Guns of Navarro

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (JCZqz)

180 Inde Navarrette >>> Ana Navarro
Posted by: gKWVE needs more arrows at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)




PHAT >>> fat

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Black Athena first came out in the 80s IIRC. And I had thought it had been buried in an unmarked grave.

But apparently it is holy scripture in Wakandamia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (x2qcd)

182 [why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?]

The Greek homos.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)


A better argument might be the Roman homos, who tore up Punic civilization. They had all these things you mention. They spoke almost the same Canaanite as Jews do, although they were themselves converted Greeks and (relevant here) Berbers.
Egypt is clearly its own thing, and calling an Egyptian an "African" is a good way to get your ass beat.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 01:55 PM (gKWVE)

183 And was primarily the reason for the Romans taking over.

If you look at a map of the world on the death of Alexander, Greece owns Greece, Asia Minor, Middle East, the Levant, Egypt, and Afghanistan while Rome is a small city locked in wars with the hill tribes neighboring it.

But the Greeks then fell to in fighting to the point where Rome (and the Persians) would eventually supplant them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

184 I'm starting to wonder who of the Dems really believes all that "existential threat" bullshit. or "End of our democracy" bullshit.

And in this theory, they would have to prime the "We're coming for you" end often enough as well.

It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Fi81e)

185 With a name like Platner, he's gotta have Jewish blood. The reason why his buddies (the NSDAP) stopped at 2 generations back was because if they went to 3, they were looking at Pol Pot levels of genocide long before Pol Pot.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (W5mpo)

186 This guy is going to make one hell of a Gauleiter.

Posted by: DR. JILL at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (3idXb)

187 184 I'm starting to wonder who of the Dems really believes all that "existential threat" bullshit. or "End of our democracy" bullshit.

And in this theory, they would have to prime the "We're coming for you" end often enough as well.

It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Fi81e)

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The one piece of legislation that Biden signed into law, the Inflation Reduction Act, outside should have told ya.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:57 PM (JQYF1)

188 That's my favorite JP Morgan/The View porn parody crossover: The Guns of Navarro

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


* sigh *

That'll probably exist for real by the end of the week, assuming it doesn't already.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:58 PM (vTZFs)

189 However, there is a train of though that says it is not possible to have that sort of Semitic influence that far west, and the lionesses are a Central Asian or Caspian concept, and are from Indo-European sources, or Pre Indo-European culture./i]

Mycenae conquered Crete and the Philistines were (probably) Greek as well so they could have had exposure to Semitic culture as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)

190 But...the primary isn't over and Mainers can pick someone without this baggage. David Collins is still running and Mills is still on the ballot.
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Except they've been voting for near a month now.

So, I'd guess near half or more of the vote is already in.

Planter will win the primary by such a large margin, and, with most of his baggage already out, he's going to read it as he can win in November.

He's not dropping out before the July deadline.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (73/SM)

191 >>>Amazon Prime has some highly rated series about what happened to Christs followers after his death (and resurrection.) idea. I had no idea so many of them were black.

Posted by: Ripley

>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)

192 They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)


This is how the Romans expanded their influence, they traded into an area, then acted to settle any conflict that affected that trade, then chose a side to support, then kept that party in power until there was a rebellion and then stomped everything flat and declared it a province.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

193 Guttfeld's show out performs "The View" and every late night "comedy" show (Kimmel, Colbert, Fallon etc) because the Leftists aren't arround to watch that nonsense at night. They are around in the daytime. You don't even have to take content into consideration.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)
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They're all drugged out by 10pm anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

194 Democrats keep losing because of this purity test BS.
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Purity test?

Fuckin love Democrats.

"So the guy tortured a bunch of women to death, murdered kids then ate and raped their corpses while shouting Jews and Blacks are Scum, White Power Forever. I mean, is he clean as the driven snow?

Maybe not.

Fresh as morning rain?

Possibly also no.

But we're trying to win ELECTIONS here people, not douche with the guy. Save the purity for the convent! Not looking to have the guy be some kind of divine moral compass here.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (eEgwP)

195
>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)



Blackula.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Perfect example of history repeating itself-once as tragedy, the second as farce.
Posted by: whig

I think the quote only references 1 repeat. "The first time as tragedy" means the original event. "The second as farts" refers to the repeat.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (W5mpo)

197 With a name like Platner, he's gotta have Jewish blood. The reason why his buddies (the NSDAP) stopped at 2 generations back was because if they went to 3, they were looking at Pol Pot levels of genocide long before Pol Pot./

Jews as an ethnic group in Europe had a relatively low rate of intermarriage with their Christian neighbors BUT they lived among them for over a thousand years so I suspect most Europeans have ethnically Jewish ancestors.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

198 139 An EM-50 is real?
Posted by:

I dunno, but in Iowa, we have E-85 gas.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

199 190 Except they've been voting for near a month now.

So, I'd guess near half or more of the vote is already in.

Planter will win the primary by such a large margin, and, with most of his baggage already out, he's going to read it as he can win in November.

He's not dropping out before the July deadline.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (73/SM)

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I'm only speaking about the pointless arguing on the internet.

"Well, shit. The objective is to beat Collins. I don't want Platner's baggage to be an issue in November. Everyone on the Reddit thread who lives in Maine!" (like, 2 people) "Vote for Mills! The objective is to defeat Nazi Collins, not assuage our egos!"

Yes, Platner is going to coast to victory. I'm aware of that.

I'm just wondering about the argument from obvious partisans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JQYF1)

200 Uh oh.

The barrel. She is hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

201 It's just Big Greek Homo that keeps you from knowing about Black Aphrodite.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

202 Hi, James.

Posted by: the Barrel at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (gKWVE)

203 The barrel > The boats

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

204 194 But we're trying to win ELECTIONS here people, not douche with the guy. Save the purity for the convent! Not looking to have the guy be some kind of divine moral compass here.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (eEgwP)

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"Also, it's insane that Republicans support literal Nazi Trump. Why can't they put country over party?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)

205 >I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

206
I dunno, but in Iowa, we have E-85 gas.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JCZqz)



The EM-50 was the Urban Assault Vehicle from Stripes.


And E-85 fuel is shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

207 202 Hi, James.

Posted by: the Barrel at June 02, 2026 02:01 PM (gKWVE)

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1. You can never have me. I have the keys.

2. It was 18-1. Got fixed, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)

208 Can someone who speaks Weird please translate @185? This "Dark" something or other nic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (SxOcO)

209 "Well, shit. The objective is to beat Collins. I don't want Platner's baggage to be an issue in November. Everyone on the Reddit thread who lives in Maine!" (like, 2 people) "Vote for Mills! The objective is to defeat Nazi Collins, not assuage our egos!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:00 PM (JQYF1)
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LOL. The trace-conservative Collins is not a NAZI because they need her in that role.

Stupid, stupid and stupid is no way to go through life, son!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

210
Donk commie cocksuckers have been doing this Camille Paglia shit for decades.

"The Republican candidate is surprisingly moral, competent and trustworthy, and I can't believe how horrible the corrupt Democrat Party candidate is."

"But I'll never vote for the Republican, because Republicans have cooties."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (y9nCu)

211 205 >I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

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Which was a play on Morgan Freeman playing the role in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (straight from the CA beaches).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (JQYF1)

212 Sunny seems to spot bigotry everywhere. Life’s the nail that requires a hammer. Vote wisely cause you may be the next nail needing to be hammered.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (t6OSU)

213 It just hit me today that maybe all of this stuff is just about graft.
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ActBlue is not shut down.
And almost all of the small donations still go through them.
The Dem Party attacking Planter riles up the stupids, who will double their donations to ActBlue--"we need to send Planter money so he can win!!"

Who will siphon it off to the Dem Party, just as the Dem Party planned.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (73/SM)

214 Mycenae conquered Crete and the Philistines were (probably) Greek as well so they could have had exposure to Semitic culture as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)


That is backwards, the Sea People were after Troy, and the Lions' gate is previous to the conquest of Crete.

I have heard speculation that the Lions' gate was built by the Minoans as a sort of treaty building political interchange, with the Cretans being the architects and the Myceneans providing the labor, with both political streams providing the logo, but it is just a speculation with no real archeological finding. The Cretans mostly traded with Asia Minor, in areas like Byblos, until they were eclipsed by Mycenae and conquered.
It makes a great story though!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

215 Maybe the point of these idiot Democrat candidates is that they a front men with handlers?
Biden was a great test case.

The dumber, more compromised, the better. Their constituents and MSM will have such low expectations that their handpicked, veteran DC staff will do all the work, coordinating with party leaders.

Pretty sure that was the plan with Fetterman. Still recovering from a stroke, he inherited Harry Reid’s staff. Unfortunately for them, Fetterman was not amenable to being pushed around.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (4KUe5)

216 Can someone who speaks Weird please translate @185? This "Dark" something or other nic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (SxOcO)

It's our old friend SFGoth, trying out new nics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (1z8ji)

217
1. You can never have me. I have the keys.

2. It was 18-1. Got fixed, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:02 PM (JQYF1)



I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

218 209 LOL. The trace-conservative Collins is not a NAZI because they need her in that role.

Stupid, stupid and stupid is no way to go through life, son!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

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She's also the only elected Republican at the federal level in the Northeast and didn't keep that spot by being complacent.

Any hope of defeating her was always silly nonsense.

That woman's machine is savage, and she has a long history of just winning no matter what the polls say.

I'm just happy Democrats decided to define themselves with a narcissistic nepo-baby Nazi at the national level in a race they never had a chance of winning

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (JQYF1)

219 Calling Collins a Nazi is too funny. The conservatives and a lot of Republicans consider her a squish ar best. Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (gQKJe)

220 Calling people on The View chickenheads is an insult to my chickens!

Posted by: Cray Cray at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (yInIL)

221 I liked reading Paglia occasionally at one time because she was at least reasonable enough to say she knew abortion was murder but she was for it anyway. And it was impossible to find a shred of honestly within political commentary.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (eEgwP)

222 217 I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

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It was 18-1.

He needs to be careful!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

223 Ah, thank you AOP

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (YdWlB)

224 O/T

Ace, Tousi now showing the UK stabbing you showed yesterday.

Outrageous police response.

I'm glad the video is getting out to others. Unreal response.

A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

Massive protest today by Tommy Robinson. Good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)

225 Unkaren, Sunny Hostin is a LAWYER!
She’s wicked smaht!

She knows best what is racism and hate.
The rest of us are to be quiet and let the LAWYER speak!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (4KUe5)

226 224 Massive protest today by Tommy Robinson. Good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)

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Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

227 Honestly, "kill the Jews" is pretty humdrum for Dems at this point.

The shit fetish will be too, soon enough.

We had young Master Beto feeding his wife shit toast. We had years of propaganda for a guy who crapped all over Marine One and the Vatican. Now a dude who beats off in port-a-potties.

It's only a matter of time til we have a guy hammering his fists on a Presidential podium and screaming that scheisse-play is the life of the racial community and that the Jews are robbing us of our precious bodily solids.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (BI5O2)

228 Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 02:04 PM (4KUe5)

They seem to be taking the air out of any conversation about the billions in Democrat graft recently exposed etc. Just something to keep an eye on.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:07 PM (eEgwP)

229 Who will siphon it off to the Dem Party, just as the Dem Party planned.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:03 PM (73/SM)
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Wait. The GOP still needs their sloppy seconds.

Be sure to tip the valet.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

230 Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)

Yes. They entire UK should be glad I don't live there. Of course I'd be in jail, so there's that nugget.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (WONhk)

231 Being careful is for losers!

/Hears barrel like noises behind him

Oh shi....

***EoM User disconnected***

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

232 >>>The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Let's assume for a moment she's right. Why didn't Africans create what the ancient Greeks did, and before the Ancient Greeks did? Over to you, Black Athena. Please respond without using racism, white supremacy, or similar excuses.

The 'stolen culture/cultural appropriation' people are simply trying to prove their tribe is better than your tribe. It's nothing but an attempt to deal with an inferiority complex, if you ask me.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (5rh/l)

233 192 They showed up to a few squabbles and settled things, and went home to Rome. But Greece was like siblings tusselling in the back seat of the car.

And Rome turned the car around. The Romans did not come and just conquer Greece, they put up with a bit of "He's picking on me!" squabbles before they said "fuck it".
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

This is how the Romans expanded their influence, they traded into an area, then acted to settle any conflict that affected that trade, then chose a side to support, then kept that party in power until there was a rebellion and then stomped everything flat and declared it a province.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

Fascinating history. Rome almost stumbled into being an Empire rather than setting out to become one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

234 Chris Murphy: There needs to be a set of rules that promote goodness and the common good.

Same interview, very next question: Do those rules apply to Democrats? Do you support Graham Platner after all this?

Murphy: That's different.

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We don't hate Chris Murphy nearly enough as he deserves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (YdWlB)

235 Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 02:05 PM (gQKJe)



We need to elect people with this same mentality.

They are the enemy. They are trying to destroy America.

Destroy them. Crush them like a grape. Never let them rise again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

236 217 I think it was actually our AoS Liaison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'm innocent, I tells ya! I was framed! I deny everything, and accuse everyone!

Now, what happened?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

237 236 I'm innocent, I tells ya! I was framed! I deny everything, and accuse everyone!

Now, what happened?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Someone totally different from you threatened us with The Guns of Navarro .

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:09 PM (JQYF1)

238 >> Yemisi Egbewole.

I caught that once. It was really bad, especially in the wenis.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (SLga1)

239 So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob


You know the line about "the difference between science and screwing around is writing things down"?

Best we get out of Africa i s the rock-cut churches in Ethiopia. And that one mud-walled city in the west that they have to rebuild every year.
That's why.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vJrRc)

240 Guns of Navarro > Cannons of Ana Navarro

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

241 ... well. That wasn't typed in the right order

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (vJrRc)

242 Huck Follywood: "We don't hate Chris Murphy nearly enough as he deserves."

We need a new word for "shameless" since that term is several degrees short of sufficient.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (oji8u)

243 >>>Robin Hood Men in Tights. The "black fella" is Dave Chappelle!

Posted by: Confused Moron

>In this version it's Django and he's a muslim. Quite a bit removed from the original merry adventures.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (D1E+2)

244 Ex-MSNBC host Joyless Reid rants she’s a ‘former’ Giants fan after ‘idiot’ Jaxson Dart introduced Trump

Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

245 They entire UK should be glad I don't live there. Of course I'd be in jail, so there's that nugget.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:08 PM (WONhk)
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But, on the other hand, you'd make a fine Ambassador.

Kick some ass, get PNG'd, but the UK would be better for having had the ChristhyBlinkyThe Great wake up call.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (YdWlB)

246 Ex-MSNBC host Joyless Reid rants she’s a ‘former’ Giants fan after ‘idiot’ Jaxson Dart introduced Trump
Posted by: SMOD at June 02, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)



I'm pretty sure no one other than Joy Reid gives a shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

247 195
>I saw a remake of Robin Hood on amazon where John was this black fella acting as mentor. Very bizarre.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:59 PM (D1E+2)
___________________

I'm still a little pissed off that my English Lit teacher made , "Black Like Me" by John H. Griffin required reading in high school. I read it, and immediately thought to myself that a good portion was likely fiction. True enough, some years later it was discovered that Griffin went into his own diary and changed events to embellish the facts...and make the point he wished to make. This then allowed him to alter the book before publication. Then the critics all got on board and it because Dan Rathered....."Fake but accurate."

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

249 >> Murphy: That's different.

May your micropenis fall off.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (SLga1)

250 Calling Collins a Nazi is too funny. The conservatives and a lot of Republicans consider her a squish ar best. Shows that anyone who doesn't agree with a Dem is their blood enemy
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Others have posted a brief list of all the times she's voted against Republicans and Trump.

She's the shining example of "electable" the GOPe keeps telling us we have to support.

Quite an incentive structure there the left is building.

Of course, you can't be a leftist if you're capable of 2nd and 3rd order thinking ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (73/SM)

251 238 >> Yemisi Egbewole.

I caught that once. It was really bad, especially in the wenis.

Posted by: Vengeance
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You owe me a coffee... Hilarious

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VkY89)

252 Someone totally different from you threatened us with The Guns of Navarro .
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He'd have to be some sick, deranged sexual deviant. I wouldn't mind seeing Lorna Hajdini's cannons, but Anna Navarro's guns??!! The humanity!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

253 There was a lot of intermarriage between the Christians and the Jews in Northern Spain. It was essentially a trading economy across the Pyrenees, and that required financing, and the Jews were a part of the society, to the point of building civic structures like gate and towers for cities, and intermarrying. It was post-reconquista that Ferdinand and Isabella decided to expel the Jews, and that was part of an attempt to both get rid of debt, and consolidate the various kingdoms into a single state. Cervantes slyly comments on the issue of Don Quixote's aristocratic blue blood, and Pancho's comment that he, Pancho himself. was a true Spaniard in that he had no Jewish blood since he was totally lower class.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (rbvCR)

254 If Ace needs a funny story for the end of the day, this might fit:

Massachusetts police respond to call about man in camo with bazooka, find landscaper with leaf blower instead

https://tinyurl.com/y928pk9y

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (qx7Zg)

255 248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)

You've got my vote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

256 When Carville said that thing, I had a suspicion that he was too smart not to get the irony. I don't think a lot of that man, but I don't think he's that illiterate.

He's the one who (very silently) called Bill Clinton out as having "no moral center", as Woodward recorded in his book.

Then, it really kicked into overdrive to hear that he probably doesn't mean the bombastic things he's saying lately.

But I don't think it's Trump engineering our "division". Even if he were playing a role in it--he's not the author.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

257 Passing through before work...well personal projects hopefully leading to income so I can take care of dog.

MS Now - President Trump appoints Bill Pulte as acting DNI. Katy Tur is imparting her wisdom.

FoxNews - slow LA wildfire recovery. No shit.

CBC - Canada US trade. I'll hook you up with toques and maple syrup if crap hits the fan.

CNN - they found some suckers with money to burn to reach about 700,000 'people' - many trapped in places they can't change the channel.

Later.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Sco7b)

258 247 I'm still a little pissed off that my English Lit teacher made , "Black Like Me" by John H. Griffin required reading in high school. I read it, and immediately thought to myself that a good portion was likely fiction. True enough, some years later it was discovered that Griffin went into his own diary and changed events to embellish the facts...and make the point he wished to make. This then allowed him to alter the book before publication. Then the critics all got on board and it because Dan Rathered....."Fake but accurate."

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

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I had to read Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison for a class in college.

I went off on it in class, calling it the most racist thing I'd ever read.

The main character had no agency and was not responsible for his actions which made him innocent even though he definitely did kill the woman.

The teacher was a black woman, and she gave me zero pushback. She was still a grad student at the time, though. Curious moment in my life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (JQYF1)

259 You know the line about "the difference between science and screwing around is writing things down"?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vJrRc)

No. Love that

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (eEgwP)

260 Woe be unto the democrat party when the ladies of the view are the sane ones.

LMAO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (dK+Kv)

261 144, endorsed in full!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (VyBeY)

262 "Keir Starmer, emerging from 10 Downing Street like a besoiled gerbil, thinks he can..."

Posted by: gKWVE, imagining a Blinky press conference at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

263 The novel also mentions ... "ant-heads."
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That's a low blow on Swalwell, Ace!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

264 248 I would like to be ambassador to the UN.

I have Important Things that I'd like to tell the foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That job may not have much security/longevity...

The United Nations is not bankrupt as of June 2026, but it narrowly avoided running out of cash in July 2026, the deadline Secretary-General António Guterres had warned was imminent.

Cash Crisis: The UN faced a severe liquidity crunch due to unpaid dues, with the U.S. owing approximately $4 billion in regular and peacekeeping arrears.

Avoided Collapse: While Guterres warned that cash could run out by mid-year without urgent action, the organization remained operational through late June, though it continued to rely on cash conservation measures.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

265 262 "Keir Starmer, emerging from 10 Downing Street like a besoiled gerbil, thinks he can..."

Posted by: gKWVE, imagining a Blinky press conference at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)

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"...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JQYF1)

266 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

The division was always coming for us. Obama's red and blue state bs was essentially the precursor.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (eEgwP)

267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)

268 267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)

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$5 says he have some kind of must pass CR by late July that includes a bailout of the UN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (JQYF1)

269 224 O/T

Ace, Tousi now showing the UK stabbing you showed yesterday.

Outrageous police response.

I'm glad the video is getting out to others. Unreal response.

A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)


Every government employee around the world knows precisely what he/she will be punished for and rewarded for. Those two Brit police officers knew and took the no punishment-path in effect that night. Punishing those two now will be nothing but a smoke screen to hide the policy in-effect that night, along with the names of those who imposed it.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (5rh/l)

270
$5 says he have some kind of must pass CR by late July that includes a bailout of the UN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (JQYF1)



Ugh.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

271 I can't believe we're letting this distract us from the Epstein files and how Trump raped a baby in Tulsa in 1987!
/s/ the Retardos of Redditt

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (73/SM)

272 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

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Fuck it.

Congress can bail them out on condition that they sit quietly and endure my blistering abuse and bloody-minded threats until such time as they scrape up enough funding to keep it going after the ensuing American withdrawal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

273 253 There was a lot of intermarriage between the Christians and the Jews in Northern Spain. It was essentially a trading economy across the Pyrenees, and that required financing, and the Jews were a part of the society, to the point of building civic structures like gate and towers for cities, and intermarrying. It was post-reconquista that Ferdinand and Isabella decided to expel the Jews, and that was part of an attempt to both get rid of debt, and consolidate the various kingdoms into a single state. Cervantes slyly comments on the issue of Don Quixote's aristocratic blue blood, and Pancho's comment that he, Pancho himself. was a true Spaniard in that he had no Jewish blood since he was totally lower class.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (rbvCR)

It was the latest in a series of forced conversion efforts(largely successful ultimately), less so a goal of expulsion. Lots of tension between religious Jews and Conversos (ethnic Jews who had converted). Over time most of the Jews of Spain were converted much like the Christians of Egypt(to Islam).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (okun6)

274 Remember when Keir Starmer was going to resign?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:06 PM (JQYF1)
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As soon as Labour thinks they have someone who they think can replace him, he will resign. Their problem is all their politicos suck.

On another note and this is roiling UK politics today, the disgraced Lord Mandelson says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

275 Andy NGO has been documenting the prolific number of pedos and sexual offenders in antifa.

The Left and sexual deviance are linked, they have the same goals and supporters.
None of this Platner stuff is shocking, nor the Talerico weirdness that will likely blossom into a legit scandal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4KUe5)

You know who else is linked with pedophilia and sexual deviance?

Ah and they just happen to be the Left's business partners.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (eEgwP)

276 "The Very Perceptive Ladies of The View: Gee This Graham Platner Guy Seems Like a Hot S.S. Mess Doesn't He?"

"Yea -- a hot mess of hot gooey delicious cum!"

-- James Talafreako.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

277 274 As soon as Labour thinks they have someone who they think can replace him, he will resign. Their problem is all their politicos suck.

On another note and this is roiling UK politics today, the disgraced Lord Mandelson says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

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I fully believe the rumored threat from Starmer that he'll call for snap elections once a leadership vote is called by his party.

Dude is powermad. It's obvious by this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (JQYF1)

278 says the subject of every Labour cabinet meeting is "who or what can we tax". That's the sum total of their policy discussions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:18 PM (RC2c3)

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a sickle.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (eEgwP)

279 "...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:15 PM (JQYF1)

Starter is turning into the new Kathleen Kennedy.

Actually, thats a more apt comparison than just surface level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

280 The US won’t bailout the UN.

Maybe France or The New Islamic Caliphate of England. But not us.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zQLjY)

281 Carville's a loon screaming at all the alligators to get off his swamp.

He's loud, obnoxious, dishonest, and a weathervane of Katrina proportions. The outrage is a red flag to wave at social media bull looking for content.

We also need a new word for "tiresome" as he's several degrees beyond that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (oji8u)

282 279
Starter is turning into the new Kathleen Kennedy.

Actually, thats a more apt comparison than just surface level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

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There have been assured predictions that Starmer has to resign for 2 years now.

Pretty much from the moment his prime ministership started.

He even survived getting kids to do 6-7 on camera last year.

He is Britain's greatest monster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JQYF1)

283 Who Would Jesus Have Had Sex With?

Posted by: James Talerfrico at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

284 That sweet Novack college boy may have had a fatal wound in spite of a trauma center close by. But the USA would have freaking tried.

NHS in the UK and Canada is horrible to their own people. If you get sick, well, don't go to the ED they say. Wait a day for a private MD for your horrific sinus infection in Edinburgh (this was over a decade ago for me after a flight. Paid out of pocket, no biggie, given an antibiotic and lived). Told specifically not to go to the ED. I have to assume if I was bleeding from ebola, maybe.

The reason it takes months for a MRI in Canada?
432 MRI units across 296 sites nationwide

‘Life sciences competitive indicators 2024’, published on 11 July 2024, show that the UK had the lowest number of CT scanners (10), MRI units (8.6), and PET scanners (0.5) per million population in 2021 amongst 10 comparator countries with similar levels of economic development.

This is why people come to the USA for healthcare.

The United States has over 11,000 active MRI machines.

I hate math and can see a difference. Much less the racism in the UK, the polite society who must not ever be racist. SPIT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (WONhk)

285 271 I can't believe we're letting this distract us from the Epstein files and how Trump raped a baby in Tulsa in 1987!
/s/ the Retardos of Redditt
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

(Sobs) I saw it! In the dressing room of Toys R Us! It's indelibly etched onto my hippocampus!!!! Why, no, I couldn't tell you the day, or even year, it occurred...why do you ask? I have three doors on my house!!!

Posted by: Geoffrey the Giraffe at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

286 280 The US won’t bailout the UN.

Maybe France or The New Islamic Caliphate of England. But not us.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (zQLjY)

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GOPe would definitely put it in some must pass legislation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (JQYF1)

287
>>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (n7rxJ)

288 > Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VkY89)

Thank you. Every so often I get one.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:21 PM (zQLjY)

289 281 Carville's a loon screaming at all the alligators to get off his swamp.

He's loud, obnoxious, dishonest, and a weathervane of Katrina proportions. The outrage is a red flag to wave at social media bull looking for content.


Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 02, 2026 02:19 PM (oji8u


But he's also in the lead to play Skeletor's father for 'He Man 2.'

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at June 02, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)

290 > A Golden retriever would have responded with more first aide IQ than the worthless racist police. A Golden would have found the stab wounds they never looked for.

The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking, which competent first responders are trained to react to. As they're cuffing him, you can see Henry's skin is a pale yellowish color, which is another sign they missed. When the police inspect him for stab wounds, they do the most quarter-assed pat down ever. One officer notes, in a bored officious tone, that Henry's eyes are not responding to light stimulus. She later asks if they should do something given his eyes are non-responsive.

The cops mis-handled this top to bottom, then went into ass-covering mode. They scrutinized Henry's phone for "racism." When they informed Henry's father of his death, they confiscated the father's phone and scrutinized that too for racism. Then the local police X/Twitter account released a statement that the perp misled the police and he was going to die anyway.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)

291 "...outlast the news cycle and remain prime minister because his party won't actually hold the leadership vote because he'll just call for snap elections."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

292 Oh I hate Chris Murphy plenty. He may be the most loathsome creep in congess.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (wBaIH)

293 Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:20 PM (n7rxJ)

If I have never done that to you then I have been derelict in my duties.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (eEgwP)

294 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (f0B73)

295 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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"I don't think so, mate!"

Posted by: James Talerfrico at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (Fi81e)

296 I mean, they both hate the thing they are supposed to be leading. They both enforced their vision no matter what happened. They both have been supposed to be finished after each new disaster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

297 >>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Somebody call me?

Posted by: Alexander Vindman, Dem Senate Candidate, Florida at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

298 Fuck it.

Congress can bail them out on condition that they sit quietly and endure my blistering abuse and bloody-minded threats until such time as they scrape up enough funding to keep it going after the ensuing American withdrawal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BI5O2)

One additional condition. Each diplomatic visa costs the UN - or the source country - $1M/month. If you have an ambassador, 4 aides, and 10 security, you pay $15M/month. 180 countries - $2.7B/month to the US Treasury. All payments in gold, silver, or US Treasury Bonds.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (qx7Zg)

299
They just can't help themselves, can they? Krugman and his ilk hate us.

Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck
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Many of these people would genocide us if they could get away with it. Never forget that. And they’d turn right around and pretend to be tolerant lovers of diversity and democracy without even a hint of irony or consideration that they might be the bad guys in this story. Evil.

AF Post
@AFpost
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Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)

300 >> GOPe would definitely put it in some must pass legislation.

Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

Perfect? No. Trust them? Never. I wouldn’t pick up a quarter on grant of any of them.

But even they wouldn’t fund the UN.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (zQLjY)

301 If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

They thought they were throwing her into a walk-in election. Trump was supposed to be "resting" by then

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (eEgwP)

302 If you need a last minute loser to throw into a hopeless election, call me.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (JCZqz)
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Don't worry Kamala, you're their Number One.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (RC2c3)

303 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (f0B73)
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I think it's a good case where the Devil we didn't know was waiting behind the Devil we knew.

But that was the spirit of progressive confidence that we could fix everything that was "broken"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

304 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

They both look like angry lesbians

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

305 They thought they were throwing her into a walk-in election. Trump was supposed to be "resting" by then

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (eEgwP)
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Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)

306 Iran is flush with Homuz Passage crypto. How come they don't bail out the UN?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (f0B73)

307 >> They both look like angry lesbians

Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (zQLjY)

308
the organization remained operational through late June, though it continued to rely on cash conservation measures.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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Cash conservation measures? Did they cancel all subscriptions to Barely Legal and Onlyfans and stop reimbursing dinner tabs at 5-star Manhattan restaurants?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (n7rxJ)

309 Krugman's full statement. Let that last sentence sink in:

“Purging of the United States, we need a de-MAGAfication. I’m not going over the top by using a word that’s very similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World War Two in Germany.

It’s not just the MAGA ideology, but the whole structure of hugely unequal power, hugely unequal wealth that made this horrific moment possible. It’s not going to be easy, but, and maybe it’s not going to be doable, but we have to try, because this is an absolute, this is a nightmare, this is the nightmare beyond, I think, even the worst fantasies of progressives, beyond the worst fantasies of conservatives, who still have a conscience, there still are plenty of those, but they’re no longer MAGA.

This has to be turned around, and we should not, above all, whitewash or forget this moment. This is where a lot of forces in America have been leading, and if we don’t do something beyond just getting rid of Trump, it’s going to happen again.”

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

310 Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)

Deluded, impotent child-porn possessor doesn't have the power to do anything other than bleet his evil fantasies into the void.

What a sad spectacle of human waste. Go to Canada and cure yourself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)

311 >>>Dedicated Donut Disposal Unit

Way too early to have me laughing helplessly as if it's the end of the day and all my fiber is gone, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

>Has Chris Christie entered the conversation again? What's that blubber ball been stirring up lately?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (D1E+2)

312 They both look like angry lesbians
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

Keira looks more feminine. Kennedy has a few years on him and looks to have rougher skin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

313
Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

Perfect? No. Trust them? Never. I wouldn’t pick up a quarter on grant of any of them.

But even they wouldn’t fund the UN.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (zQLjY)

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They just killed the fund to recompense the victims of Biden's DOJ after having granted themselves $500,000 each for what Biden did to them.

There are more than enough of them to band together with 47 Democrats to slip in a UN bailout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:28 PM (JQYF1)

314 > Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Yes. Many own Subarus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

315 Go to Canada and cure yourself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)
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As a Chinese person would say.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)

316 306 Iran is flush with Homuz Passage crypto. How come they don't bail out the UN?

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (f0B73)

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Trust me.

No one's paying them $3 million per ship when they could just go the Omani route.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (JQYF1)

317 Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?
Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:27 PM (zQLjY)

I am stealing 'Mimi Coopers'.

In my experience, Subaru.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

318 309 Krugman's full statement. Let that last sentence sink in:

“Purging of the United States, we need a de-MAGAfication. I’m not going over the top by using a word that’s very similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World War Two in Germany.


I'd be careful if I were you Paul.... We're armed...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (3D9D/)

319 Did you ever notice that Chris Christie wears his belt right under his moobs?

It’s like the man doesn’t have a torso. He looks like an egg in slacks and a button down.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (zQLjY)

320 "Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a 'purge' of MAGA supporters akin to denazification."

Yes, my fist is still up Krugman's ass making him bark.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (oji8u)

321 > Wait. There are lesbians who aren’t angry Mimi cooper owners?

Yes. Many own Subarus.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)



Saw a sticker on a Subaru recently.

"I'm not a lesbian. I just happen to drive a Subaru."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

322 319 Did you ever notice that Chris Christie wears his belt right under his moobs?

It’s like the man doesn’t have a torso. He looks like an egg in slacks and a button down.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:30 PM (zQLjY)

Now that you mention it , he does look like Humpty Dumpty...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (3D9D/)

323 The funny thing is, Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

People act like "stealing culture" -- whatever that means* -- is like stealing a car. If I steal your car, you don't have it any more. If I "steal" your culture, you still have it, don't you? So why don't we have 2000 years worth of drama, poetry, architecture, and sculpture from Africa like we do from Greece?

* with apologies to Tucker and Ace
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 01:49 PM (vTZFs)

Funny how we stole their culture so well we apparently got all the stone ruins up in Greece while noting remains in sub-Saharan Africa proper not even a memory.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (8avO+)

324
Krugman's full statement.

Posted by: beckster

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Holy god. I don't even think he's proposing Happy Fun Camps. He wants Nuremberg trials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)

325 Bernie Sanders: I will use the force of government to steal half of the ownership stake of the largest AI companies in America.

http://tiny.cc/log4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (mkw2N)

326 I have a plush Pining for the fjords parrot.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (Kt19C)

327
Holy god. I don't even think he's proposing Happy Fun Camps. He wants Nuremberg trials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (n7rxJ)



One might even say, "Calling for genocide."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

328 I should get a Subaru and put an "I <3 BOOBS" bumpersticker on the back.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (gKWVE)

329 > I'm not a lesbian. I just happen to drive a Subaru.

My parents have a Subaru. They love it. As far as I know, neither of them are lesbians.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:32 PM (mkw2N)

330 Black Athena argues the Greeks stole their culture from Africa.

Them old greek homos

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (Kt19C)

331 But I don't think The View ladies are chickenheads. The novel also mentions those with even lower IQs: "ant-heads."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM


Vile slander! FOR THE COLONY!!

royalroad.com/fiction/22518/chrysalis

Posted by: SciVo at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (Sy6m/)

332 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

333 You have to admire the balls on a guy who squeaks out threats like a menstruating pea princess and could pass for an extra in The Seven Dwarves movie. It feels like a practical joke. Is he coming to get me? Because I’ll probably die of laughter before anything else.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zQLjY)

334 Ex-NYT author Paul Krugman says the US needs a “purge” of MAGA supporters akin to denazification.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 02:24 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, as of today, I've stopped believing they mean that.

For some reason, a bunch of Dems have recently started sending the dog-whistle that they are coming for us.

The reason I call it a dog-whistle is that Dems won't hear it. Oh, they will celebrate it, they may even cheer the sentiment that finally those "Nazis" will get theirs. But they'll never connect it to the irony of what a "democracy" is supposed to mean, because Dem voters have fully swallowed the conceit that they favor "democracy".

The dividers have to scare us, because we don't believe them.

Now, I'm not saying it's not dangerous. I'm not saying that real or staged shots at Trump aren't part of it. They may have to break a few eggs to keep the Graft flowing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

335 Funny how we stole their culture so well we apparently got all the stone ruins up in Greece while noting remains in sub-Saharan Africa proper not even a memory.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:31 PM (8avO+)

I keep wondering about the wonders of the ruins of Songhai.

I have mentioned this before but there is a thing out there that the country of Benin was this wonderful circular city with a wall 100 feet high, before the British wiped them out because they were vicious slavers. But this thing also believes that the British completely eradicated all traces of the entire society- which is why you can't find anything of it today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

336 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

337 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.

Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)

338 332 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

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I'd be fine with this if neither side acted all aghast that the other side acted partisanly in terms of defending morally flawed people in general.

That being said, Gallego is a poopy head who has as many sins as his best friend Swalwell and should drop out of politics forever and give his seat to a woman (Kari Lake) because men have run the world into the ground. Because partisanship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (JQYF1)

339 337 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.
Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)

Kiddie shucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (Ot/FD)

340 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Supposed to be really fun cars with good warranties. I just do not like the styling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

341 Sen. Reuben Gallego, Swallowell's wing man and videographer, has weighed in to say the Graham Platner may be a disgusting human being but we shouldn't lose sight of the fact he is a Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

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I'd be fine with this if neither side acted all aghast that the other side acted partisanly in terms of defending morally flawed people in general.

That being said, Gallego is a poopy head who has as many sins as his best friend Swalwell and should drop out of politics forever and give his seat to a woman (Kari Lake) because men have run the world into the ground. Because partisanship.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (JQYF1)
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Galego is the short stubby toad who would be roofing rando mid-girls at dive bars to get laid, if he wasn't a senator?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

342 Democrat, and therefore all his character issues should be ignored.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2026 02:33 PM (RC2c3)

I mean shit folks. How many totally disgusting politicians have we supported over the years? All of them I tell you. We all suck and this guy is one of us. He sucks too. Vote for the suck because drumph!

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (TsnvK)

343 There are offshore oil rigs that cost less to insure than a WRX.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (Ot/FD)

344 They both look like angry lesbians

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:25 PM (eEgwP)

Really? So close to Amazon Prime day?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

345 Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

They're already killing people, conservative and not conservative, on video... and celebrating. They mean it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (eEgwP)

346 Platner is the kind of guy who constantly claims to be a jugalo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

347 295 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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Probably mouth. I saw many, many horrific traumas in my 7yrs in the med center trauma services. One man came in after cutting part of his skull off with his brain. They still freaking tried to save him and he died in surgery upstairs with the on call neurosurgeons and trauma surgeons.

He was an artist who used an electric saw to make sculptures from logs and the saw kicked back.

I've seen trauma surgeons do a thoracotomy in the trauma room to hold their fingers in the hole of the aorta til surgery upstairs. Within minutes and the CT machine in the room showing the injury. This patient lived. Some don't, but this one did.

This boy might have died anyway, but not in handcuffs and dying on gravel in the USA.

I need to go do something productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (WONhk)

348 I should get a Subaru and put an "I

Presumably, so do lesbians.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (vTZFs)

349 303 17th Amendment needs reversed.
Senators do not represent their states, instead their campaign contributions.

Posted by: torabora

Absolutely. Let the graft fall on state house legislators.

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Y8DZL)

350 Platner is a chomo and is also the local committee man for NAMBLA in his part of Maine, which has many chapters. State is full of perverted deviants.

Posted by: Just The Facts at June 02, 2026 02:35 PM (IqKsT)
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I just suspect Platner likes the "universal hole".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

351 Wow. ^C^V fail. Nic close tags for the save. Again.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (vTZFs)

352 Yeah thats the one

They stole thr seat for him when trump carried arizona

Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)

353 I just suspect Platner likes the "universal hole".

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

The IRS?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

354 Most people can't conceive of naziism until the 3am jackboots.

I remember my first 20 or so years, people saying "how did it happen". Well I sure as shit now know how it happened.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (eEgwP)

355 Hmmm, now the BRZ is a saucy looking minx...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

356 The first witness they talk to on scene said Henry had a mouth (hand?) full of blood. Henry self reported he was stabbed. He repeats this several times. You can literally hear him gurgle as he's talking

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 02:22 PM (mkw2N)
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Yeah, but the police had to attend to the urgent need of hurt feelz first!

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

357 352 Yeah thats the one

They stole thr seat for him when trump carried arizona

Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)

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Gallago ran like a dozen points ahead of Kamala.

"We can steal the senate race, but we won't steal the presidential race just in case," doesn't pass the smell test.

Kari Lake was a bad candidate because she had just recently lost statewide and shouldn't have run again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (JQYF1)

358 There are offshore oil rigs that cost less to insure than a WRX.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 02:37 PM (Ot/FD)

That's because assholes who think that they're rally car drivers don't buy oil rigs, wrap them around trees, and burn alive in them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

359 Lotsa car enthusiasts drive Subarus, ya know. BRZ and WRX, mostly.
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Supposed to be really fun cars with good warranties. I just do not like the styling.


The BRZ is nice looking, IMO. Too bad that it's not a WRX underneath the sheet metal.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2026 02:40 PM (vTZFs)

360 Do you ever stop being the GOP antichrist?

They’ve done a pretty good job so far. They’ve had to get some kicks on the ass, but they’ve done a lot that is good and in regular order.

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LOL. Where to even begin?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 02:41 PM (BI5O2)

361 Most people can't conceive of naziism until the 3am jackboots.

I remember my first 20 or so years, people saying "how did it happen". Well I sure as shit now know how it happened.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:39 PM (eEgwP)

Anyone who was awake during COVID should sure as shit know how it happened.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

362 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (VyBeY)

363 Nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (W2Pud)

364 I keep wondering about the wonders of the ruins of Songhai.

I have mentioned this before but there is a thing out there that the country of Benin was this wonderful circular city with a wall 100 feet high, before the British wiped them out because they were vicious slavers. But this thing also believes that the British completely eradicated all traces of the entire society- which is why you can't find anything of it today.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 02, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

Axum in Ethiopia has stone ruins aplenty but that was a Christian state of post Roman age. Mycenae or pre Mycenae is much older. I'm not hugely familiar with the Saharan/Sub-Saharan states of West Africa but they are even newer and were in contact with Islamic North Africa.

I'm not sure the Brits did much to bring down Benin physically because Yellow fever on that coast was such a killer unless we are talking pretty late 19th century. Those coasts were claimed by France more than the UK until the anti-slave fleets worked offshore in the 19th century.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 02, 2026 02:42 PM (8avO+)

365 Same with michigan

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:38 PM (bXbFr)
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John James had the same f-shaped curve overnight.

I've long suspected Wayne County of trying to offset the red counties, which is illustrated in my youth by Wayne being the first county to report, likely to discourage voters in red counties--because they reported %s before polls closed back then. Just in the last few decades it became one of the very last counties to send the final report.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

366 Remember they were planning to hire 100,000 IRS agents and arm some or all of them. And thar just the plan we knew about.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 02:43 PM (eEgwP)

367 Yeah timbuktu id still around

Pull my other finger

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:46 PM (bXbFr)

368 268 267 I see the UN said they will be bankrupt by August.

We should make it a national holiday.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 02, 2026 02:16 PM (zQLjY)
______________________

About a year ago, they hatched a scheme to fill the coffers. The jist of it was that there would be fines and penalties on all Oceanic shipping if the ship did not go full non-carbon. It was estimated that this would generate over $6 Billion annually as most shipping companies would not have budgeted for such a drastic overhaul, and it would be long in the completion. The fines and penalties were to be overseen and held by the UN.

This is just one example of why they are so emphatic about Climate Change. It is a finance issue for continued existence.

Incedently, Trump was not too kind when he said the US would not comply, and that they would not be collecting any fines or penalties from US shipping.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

369 And thr possums blocked kari lake at voa

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:47 PM (bXbFr)

370 Yeah most of that alex hsley tripe

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:48 PM (bXbFr)

371 Haley thats was debunked years later

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at June 02, 2026 02:49 PM (bXbFr)

372 29 Yer #5 Blade. #5!!!!!

But you do you!!!
Posted by: Will Robinson

#5 is the new #1, for Blade anyway.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Q/FnY)

Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)

God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

Yes, Jimmy, you will go the way that Colbert went, because you both are anti-talents losing the shareholders tens of millions per year.

The left is crowing that the replacement for Colbert's show is only drawing 878,000 viewers.

A bit better than it did when it was on at like 1:30 in the morning.

But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.


CBS lost $40 million per year to produce The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which attracted around 2.1 million viewers.

CBS is profiting $15 million per year to air Comics Unleashed, which attracted 878,000 in its debut.

Because Allen is paying CBS that $15 million.

Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?

Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated...

After buying Colbert's former timeslot from CBS, Byron Allen will keep the proceeds from whatever advertising he sells. This means that whatever money he takes in above the $15 million license fee and the costs involved to produce Comics Unleashed (which must be a pittance) is pure profit.

"We're proud to partner with Byron Allen on a new business and programming model for late night that... was cost-prohibitive to continue," a statement from CBS read. "With this 'time buy' model, we have shifted an hour that was losing roughly $40 million annually to $15 million in profit -- a $55 million swing."

So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.


Jimmy Kimmel has some thoughts on the purported death of late-night television.

The "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" host opened up in a new interview with Vulture about the future of the genre following the cancellation of Stephen Colbert's "Late Show" on CBS and his own run-ins with Trump, including his suspension following comments made about the death of Charlie Kirk.

"I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."

Diabetes?


CBS canceled "The Late Show" in July 2025 -- a year before Colbert's three-year deal was set to end -- citing "purely financial reasons" despite much speculation that Colbert's anti-Trump views had something to do with it, especially with the Paramount-Skydance merger in the background. Though it was reported that Colbert's show was losing $40 million a year, Kimmel told Vulture he finds that hard to believe, pointing to a 2023 New York Times article that claims Colbert was offered a five-year contract but decided to go with three.

"Am I to believe that over the course of those two years, they suddenly started losing $40 million a year?" he said. "These are just made-up numbers."

Like a liberal, he makes up his own "facts" to justify and validate himself.

Kimmel said that ABC has told him "quite specifically" that his show is still profitable.

"There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kimmel asserted, adding: "We're not just dying of natural causes. We're being poisoned."

Are you actually insane?!?

Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

...

Asked if he has thought about retirement, Kimmel said he's still unsure when his time will come. "It's important to me to be responsible," he said. "I know I could go out in a blaze of glory and get a lot of applause for it, but it would be a very selfish thing to do."

LOL. He does this every night. Except it's not glorious. It's just self-pleasing and selfish.

That is, if he isn't ousted first. Trump has repeatedly called for Kimmel to be fired, most recently when he made a joke about Melania Trump having a "glow like an expectant widow." In that case and that of Kirk, Kimmel said he "had the truth on my side as a defense. What if I actually do do something wrong? I mean, that's inevitable."

Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."

Uh-huh.

Meanwhile, ABC is suing the FCC to claim that The View really is a "bona fide news program" and therefore not required to follow "equal time" rules.

Bona fide news content. Shyah.


On May 7, 2026, ABC submitted a filing to the Federal Communications Commission arguing the FCC infringed on the network's First Amendment rights.

ABC submitted the filing after the FCC asked an ABC-owned broadcast station in March to file a formal request for the FCC to determine whether ABC's "The View" is exempt from the FCC's equal opportunities rule, even though the talk show has held an exemption from the rule since 2002.

The equal opportunities rule says that if a legally qualified candidate for office appears on a broadcast station, that station is required to give equal time to all other candidates who request it.

"The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption.

In its May 7 filing, ABC makes the case that "The View" continues to meet the requirements for the exemption and raises First Amendment concerns about the FCC's request that the station ask the agency to reaffirm its exemption, as well as about the FCC's general application of the rule.

The FCC has not publicly released the March document but has made statements defending the decision and its interpretation of the equal opportunities rule.

The request came months after FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said he didn't believe "The View," and similar daytime and late-night talk shows, should qualify, citing concerns about partisan bias on the shows.

Meanwhile: they'll let anyone into the Graveyard of Irreplaceable Men these days!

Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Kimmel talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

4 Has he tried telling jokes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

5 Quit whining like a little bitch and actually try to entertain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

6 He's claiming that millions and millions and more uncounted millions watch him on YouTube. Whatever. Fat retard making shit up to make himself feel like a success.

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This metric never counts for right-leaning entertainment or networks, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

7 4 Has he tried telling jokes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:30 PM (JQYF1)

Break out the Karl Malone blackface!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

8 Dhimmi Kibble

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (eEgwP)

9 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (JQYF1)

10 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."


You suck. You lose the company you work for millions as you continue to take millions from them in salary.

You SHOULD be fired for cause.

It amazes me how the left thinks finance works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

12 Hello!
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


Hello, Ace. How's the crow whispering going?

Posted by: Bulg at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

13
Break out the Karl Malone blackface!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)



Girls on trampolines FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.
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Very hinged, my dear. Extraordinarily so. The most hinges. The best.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (eEgwP)

15 So Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

In related news, the Menendez twins are still pleading for mercy because they're orphans.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

16 Willowed:

It's best to start and stop with Police Academy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)


Pretty much.

Was he a repo-baby or some such thing?

He was so bland that I saw him in several movies but don't really remember him in any except PA and The Bedroom Window but that's more because I thought Elizabeth McGovern was cute at the time.

Not sure if the rumor is true or not that-

Steve Gutenberg's Stand-in and Stunt Double was a Slice of Wonder Bread

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (iJfKG)

17 I deeply, sorely wish that these shitwits were even half as afraid in reality as they sham that they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

18 I used to watch Evening at the Improve on A&E a lot.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (/CIVU)

19 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

You mean to say my narcissist BPD mom did me a favor?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (eEgwP)

20 The Pelley thing is the same as people thinking that Trump is going after them personally and calling him out saying because he has not insulted them like Rosie O'Donnell, well it just shows how afraid of them and their truth telling he is!

It is like Kripke with the Boys finale. When Musk called him out that he had ruined his show, he retweeted saying it was the highest compliment he could imagine. Elon made his life right there.

These people are self obsessed me monkeys who see their entire value in this shit. ME ME ME ME ME. They have no sense of the audience because that is not who they are there to serve- it is ALL about them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

21 Jim Kibble can suck a wet greasy turd out of my asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:34 PM (xvV+O)

22 Of the president, Kimmel said: "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."


You can't help but be a lying sack of shit, can you.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

23 He then praises himself for pressing on in the face of such immense difficulty.

The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold.


It's true. These people are convinced the rest of the country sees them as the love child of Edward R. Murrow and Victor Hugo. In fact, they are seen, even by their ideological compatriots, as a flaming boner clown show.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

25 Isn't this like The John Tesch model? He does the show for free, and the local stations get 3 minutes of local ads for revenue and Tesch gets to sell 5 minutes of national advertising?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

26 His YouTube appeal is less selective than his TV appeal.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (eEgwP)

27 Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)
—Disinformation Expert Ace

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Is it that ABC noticed how CBS started making $15 Million per year in Colbert's timeslot and they're going to dump a loser as well?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (Fi81e)

28 When Kimmel was the sideboy on Win Ben Stein's Money he had one of the most punchable faces ever seen. Nothing has changed, and he has added the entitled attitude, as well.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)

29 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

30 the FCC should remove the 'bona fide news show' exemption from the equal time rules. The news shows are horribly partisan. But before I quit watching TV the GOPe simps threw tons of money at the news programs buying campaign ads. Possibly its good to counter the free advertising the news does for the Ds; but it felt like the GOPe was paying the news to shill for the Ds.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (PV+Zw)

31 Scott Pelley was the Commencement Speaker at Wake Forest last year.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (0256r)

32 Kimmel (of the president) "I don't love him. I don't hate him, either. I feel sorry for him. He obviously didn't get hugged a lot."


Trump: I don't think about you at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

33 24 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)

34 I still remember this guy chuckling about how many questions he couldn't answer on Ben Stein's Money.

I would say that to his face, too.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Fi81e)

35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

36 I feel sorry for him.
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I'm pretty sure the billionaire president with the hot model wife and sterling children will get over it.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (eEgwP)

37 hey there ace!

btw if 60 minutes didn't follow the NFL would it have any ratings at all?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (j+aD2)

38 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were, if you look at the number of views me and my colleagues get online every day and add in our linear-television ratings," Kibble said.
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That is an out and out lie.

City sewer systems were sized to the maximum daily flow which happened when at the first Johnny Carson Tonight Show commercial break.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (xvV+O)

39 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

What about mixed race, do they get a look-in, or do they get cut in half?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

40 That bitch!

Graham Platner for Senate
@grahamformaine
Susan Collins's latest financial report just came out.
A staggering one-third of her money raised this quarter came directly from AIPAC.
Senator Collins is bought and paid for by Benjamin Netanyahu, and she votes accordingly.

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Not that he's a Nazi or anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

41 35
Does anyone find watching a man cry over the fact that he may not be able to earn millions on TV-

find this to be compelling viewing or even entertainment at all?

Sad. Just sad.

Go to sleep a-holes, surely you can dream more entertaining dreams than watching this self-involved kobold.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (iJfKG)

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He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

42 Jummy Camel who?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

43 Learn to pod cast, idiots.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (jehhT)

44 The problem with guys like Kimmel is that they got hugged way too much. He was definitely mama's precious little prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

Lil Pooky is a very affectionate child and is currently threatening the keyboard with his Pooh Bear stuffie, so I'd be careful if I were you.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)

45 Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.

There is no way he's getting that many people watching him. Nobody watches legacy network TV anymore.

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Oy/m2)

46 Leave Jimmy alone!

Posted by: Pawl at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (vFG9F)

47 He should get Mark Rober to design a robot that watches his show millions of times a night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:38 PM (JQYF1)

Call it "Marvin"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Ot/FD)

48 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

49 That's actually a shockingly high number of viewers considering how lame the show is. Maybe he has some good guests. His monologues that I've seen are always boring.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 02, 2026 12:39 PM (wGerL)

50 Jimmy's show is profitable among a very specific demographic.

A demographic of one:
Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (73/SM)

51 Hey cheer up Jimmy.

I'm sure someone will come along and give you a Lord of the Rings movie to write a sh*tty script for.

You can make it about hobbits that are like middle earth kids living on an island and ugly fat rich orc r*tards pay to visit them and traumatize them forever. Write what you know Jimmy, you bucket of hobo j*zz.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

52 I very eagerly look forward to the time when all these late-night shows and their annoying, insufferable, unfunny hosts go the way of the dodo.

My life would be better off if I never heard the name "Jimmy Kimmel" or "Steven Colbert" ever again.

They are about as useful to society as the dead junkie rentboy who just choked on his own feces and vomit in a fetid alley in the Tenderloin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

53 Carson was getting about 10% of the American public.

Kimmel is getting about .05% of the American public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (JQYF1)

54 all Jimmy's spoutings are COPE

lol so sad lil jimmy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

55 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.


I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

56 Proudly TV-free since 2001.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)

57 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

-
The Ric Ocasek / Paulina Porizkova marriage was a Martian / human interracial marriage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

58 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)



Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

I believe you will be fine. Stay strong. Laugh often. Power of positive thought.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Hello!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM



10 Print "Hello World!"
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

60 You know what it is now and can start treatment.... Prayers for a speedy recovery...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:37 PM (3D9D/)


I have the 2 hour scan scheduled along with a consult with a treatment doc and another followup with urologist over the next month. Busy times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

61 I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.


I could see this being a bit like early TV again?

Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

it sounds like a good idea

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:42 PM (j+aD2)

62 These late night talk show hosts sure are arrogant pissants who think the sun rises and sets on them. They're all garbage. They've been pure garbage for a long time. Comparing and contrasting all of these d-bags with Carson in his day is really eye-opening. Especially for those of us who remember Johnny's funny show and how so many people watched and talked about it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

63 Kibble's pine-cone has gone turtle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

65 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

66 Bona fide news content. Shyah.
---
I guess Jill Biden should have been Surgeon General then.

News yackers said so.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (Fi81e)

67 Girls on trampolines FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Physics is a beautiful thing.

https://tinyurl.com/y67w22j2
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 02, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

I learn so much Science! at this blog.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (wVcYX)

68 Two themes are consistent:
Enemies are bought and paid for.
Activists, paid or not, talk like fags ant their shits all retarded.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (YlWIZ)

69 "There are far more people watching late-night TV than there ever were

Yeah, he and his unfunny cohorts are bigger than Carson. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (aD4fx)

70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

=====

She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

72
10 Print "Hello World!"
15 Vibrate
20 goto 10

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

vibe coding

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (vFG9F)

73 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

I don't want to get close enough to dump salt on her to test that theory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

74 Risk group 2 prostate cancer, likely localized to the prostate - to be verified by a further scan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

Godspeed, sir.

They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.



You might find this interesting:

Doctors Celebrate Breakthrough Cancer Treatment with Standing Ovation

While the main point concerns pancreatic cancer, this approach apparently also shows real promise for prostate, lung, and other cancers.

https://tinyurl.com/hymvprpn

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

75 Check out this incense swinging setup. It looks like fun.

http://tiny.cc/alg4101

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

76 70 Remember when Leno and Carson and Letterman had to whine and complain and Fredo their sorry asses all over town because no one respected who they are or what they do?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Ot/FD)

====

I remember when Conan was denied a job and went to another network to make his own job in response.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (JQYF1)

77 Kimmel was most interesting on Ben Stein's shadow.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (YlWIZ)

78 But it has a different business model: Byron Allen pays CBS for the hour, and collects the advertising revenue himself.
---
When Allen recoups his costs, though, CBS starts sharing the profit.

I really didn't know that Allen was that savvy, and I am kinda impressed.

I don't know if it will work or not, but if it does, this will rapidly become a significant fraction of network programming. I suspect they're getting kind of desperate.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
_________

I thought this model was the standard model by now. It's how other markets work. I think Allen will make it work because (i) the guy is very smart and (ii) he's got major IP behind him and can produce a show that people will watch, at a fraction of the cost of these late-night shitfests.

The cost of these late-night shows was insane. Another example of money-laundering, IMO. Allen won't spend anywhere near that much.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

79 And congrats to Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

80 Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, the guy is trash. He should stuck to the Man Show and kept his dignity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)



This guy gets it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

81 They've recently come out with some things that are supposed to be miracles for that.

Assuming no further bad news comes from the mega scan, I'm likely going with radiation treatment which involves being anally molested again followed by daily (weekdays only cuz cancer doesn't grow on weekends/holidays) zaps for about a month and then, theoretically, done.

Doc today called the diagnosis good news - at least as much as being told you have cancer can be good news.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

82 If The View is a bona fide news program, than my Johnson is a boner fide 9" long.

Posted by: ballistic at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (oqH4h)

83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

84 If you have to claim, explicitly, while under threat of getting shitcanned, that you're akshully famous and people love you, then you aren't famous, and people don't love you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (Ot/FD)

85 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at June 02, 2026 12:46 PM (6SeoE)

The Dems are going ballistic.... Must be the right choice then...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (3D9D/)

86 83 Bill Pulte, "The Trailer House King" is now Director of National Intelligence.


I kind of like this.

Talk about an outsider! but ... being in RE he knows subterfuge. that sector is wild.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

87 71 64 fd claims that Whoopie is a mutated slug.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

=====

She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:44 PM (JQYF1)

She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

--

When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker and there's truly no hope for you, you say colossally stupid idiocy like this. It's mind-boggling. It truly is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

89 I'm sure Henry Bushkin won't write a book about either of those two clowns like he did with JC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

90 They bought Conan out because Leno had a rash and perceived value. Conan is repetetive and silly, but he made a Trump like deal so go Conan.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (YlWIZ)

91 Pulte and Toll Bros are the big developers out here. Pulte makes great homes.

toll brothers not so much

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (j+aD2)

92 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)

93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

94 I don't know about anybody else, but I prefer my moral superiors to have chuckled frequently in the past about how much history or culture or science they haven't a clue on.

That's why Jimmy Kimmel is my moral superior of choice.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi81e)

95 93 "She was never the same after she hit on the dinosaur and the dino turned her down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

WTH? That better not be AI.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)

=====

Classic of American cinema.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (JQYF1)

96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

White libs always imagine they are fighting the Nazis inside Germany by bravely standing up to the firehoses and sitting at the back of the bus. Or something like that.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (GUOwU)

97 ...She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

88 ...When your cheese has slid so far off the cracker ...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

These two statements were far too close together to keep the fabric of the universe intact. I demand to see a manager.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:48 PM (Ot/FD)

98 96 "Scott Pelley says 60 Minutes has trouble getting people on because of fear that has spread across the country."

Fears that when they make up lies they will be sued.... And lose...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (3D9D/)

99 > which involves being anally molested again

Sympathy for your anus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)

100 How many airport watering holes put kimmel on the tube for the background noise? I doubt that people are actually watching this shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (D1E+2)

101
She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]


Well, it IS hard to abort babies if you don't get laid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
---
Dog bites man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

103 "I feel a little bit defeated about it," Kimmel told Vulture after Colbert's final episode aired on May 21. "In a lot of ways, I feel like I'm looking at my own future."
---
You will always have a future selling tickets to your suicide.

Try it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (73/SM)

104 What "jokes" did late night make about Obama, Biden and Kamala? I bet you could fit them on a napkin.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (eEgwP)



The answer here is 'none.'

None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

106 >>Allen or those who follow him in the model might have two or three main advertisers that are tightly tied to the show. This was what Ernie Kovacs and shows like that were like!

In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.

Posted by: Nazdar at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (NcvvS)

107 "She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"

And look what happened to him!

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (vFG9F)

108 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?

Are you still with me? This is about to get even more complicated..."

How many fingers do you think I have? who was in the Barrel last? was the jar of fingers down there? I don't want to down there for nothing if it's not down there.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (w/O5Q)

109 Afternoon Ace
Whoopi seems to be stable these days. The blonde next to her was better looking than Joy Behar, not a high bar.
Kimmel on the same network. The holiday party at ABC must be like Fellini meets John Waters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (gQKJe)

110 I liked Carson and Letterman. Funny, good interviews and good music. Now it’s just the same tired ass Trump bashing over and over. He won 3 times. Get over it.

Posted by: Billythesquid at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (XP8Sl)

111 > Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they’re together.

Remember when Whoopie had no idea what kind of DOCTOR Jill was, and simply assumed she was a "Damn good" medical doctor? Then she decided to assert that, without evidence, on the show?

Bona fide news program!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

112 Kimmel is looking out for his clapping seals, so he'll hang on for as long as possible.

They could never survive in the wild, having become completely dependent on his pathetic rantings as a source of sustenance and security.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (5yDGQ)

113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

114 102 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
---
Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that

Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)

115 113 105 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)

The comic is even worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

=====

Jack Quaid is better on Best of the Worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (JQYF1)

116 None of the late night shows, nor South Park, made fun of ANYONE in the Owebama or O'Biden administrations. Not once.
_____

Trump is Emmanual Goldstein in these people's made up reality.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (+i92M)

117 In the '50s and almost to the end of the '60s TV shows identified their primary sponsors (https://tinyurl.com/2s4322xm). Wasn't until later that the networks & locals sold specific time slots.


being in advertising I really like this. it would promote more creativity and better branding cohesiveness. agencies that didnt' support the actual client would fail and fail badly, and feel immediate pain from it.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (j+aD2)

118 "Which is the better business decision? Losing $40 million per year, or profiting $15 million per year?"

Plus, profit share if Allen reaches a certain profit level.

So, it's +15 as a floor.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:53 PM (Fi81e)

119 Did Trump break up Whoopi and Ted Danson?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (gQKJe)

120 I'm not watching as hard as I can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (zBYfp)

121 I saw a few clips of The Boys online. Always seemed like a flaming pile of dogshit to me, it will be quickly forgotten.
What if Superman were evil? Blah blah blah boring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 12:51 PM (QDJ2U)
______

Seems gay as fuck too. Never say it. My brother was kinda a fan. I was like "what's it about?" Then he told me, including some scenes, and I was like "this is homo shit."

Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

122
I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.

What would this amazing "blaze of glory" be? That Trump is a super DUPER poopyhead? That he really REALLY wishes Trump would be you know whatted? Guess what? We know, jackbag. You're as transparent as a cum receptacle and less useful.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (eEgwP)

123 If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

124 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.


There's no way he's profitable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

125 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)/i]
---
Dog bites man.
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)

If you're talking about Whoopie Goldberg I ain't biting that
Posted by: Dog at June 02, 2026 12:52 PM (3D9D/)
---
No, I'm saying the headline is Ted Danson had sex with her.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Fi81e)

126 I love this "blaze of glory" stuff like there's all kind of stuff he *could* say but can't or won't. We already know what you think douchebag because you never stop telling us.


oh I thought he meant it literally

I wouldn't want to be in that audience!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

127 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

128 Ahem.
Her name is Karen Johnson.

Posted by: Lest we forget at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (zBYfp)

129 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)

130 Proudly TV-free since 2001.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Since 1977.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (u82oZ)

131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)

I think that was due to a bar bet loss.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (TsnvK)

132 > Btw I've been told by a few people that I look like Homelander, but I don't see it.

A woman once told me I look like Vince Vaughn. She seemed to like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)

133 If you tell a kid like Kimmel they are awesome and perfect all the time, he'll become a smug, self-satisfied little crybaby bitch like Kimmel.

It's a problem in general, but it's 10x worse for boys... most people like Kimmel end up extremely disadvantaged, not rich and powerful like him. Society expects boys to grow into men, not perfumed princes who irritate the living shit out of men.

There's a whole lot of space between being emotionally unavailable to your kid, and kissing his little ass from dawn til dusk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)

134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

135 Kimmel alone makes $16m a year. If he has the same size staff as ColBERT did, he costs ABC $30 to $50m a year.


There's no way he's profitable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

Money-laundering or at least a Retarded Useless Leftwing Twat Full Employment Act.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

136 Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 12:40 PM (6+ehB)

Did he fly Lolita Air?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (lFFaq)

137 "If a tree fell on Jimmy Kimmel in the forest, would anybody care?
Posted by: wth"


I'd hate to see a good hardwood tree damaged.

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (GUOwU)

138 "So yeah, that guy got fired for being a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time."

"Hey, *I'm* a whiny offputting jackass who lies about shit all the time, too! This whole story is really about ME!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:55 PM (Ot/FD)
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Wow. Channeled.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (Fi81e)

139 131 She used to have sex with Ted Danson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (xcxpd)



Ewwwww on both accounts

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (3D9D/)

140 134 Bona fide news program!

Interesting fact:
In American English, it's pronounced boh-nuh fyde.
In British English, it's pronounced bone-a fy-dee.

Alternatively, it's Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

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Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)

141 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?

Posted by: far cry at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (wBRco)

142 Kimmel is a fat loser.

No one watches late night. I haven't ever or since Carson and/or that other guy after him that looks like a fat Santa now. Only because I had a baby in arms having a bottle.

If Craig Ferguson was given the slot for Late Night it would have been a success as he was funny like Carson.

Good day to Ace and Morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (WONhk)

143
Off-topic:

This could be okay.

It's by the same guy who made "Who's Next?" and the Godzilla/Kong movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24CYVpQ-LI&t=143s


Looks a bit boss girly though so will probably wait for reviews.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)

144
ah...yeah. It's titled, "Onslaught".

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (iJfKG)

145 The only reason Jimmy didn't get kicked out of his gig is because the Screen Actors Guild told Disney to not fire him or they would make Disney's life hell in other areas the Guild works with Disney.

With the advent of AI, the Guild may lose its sword over Disney and Disney will tell them to take a long walk off of a short pier.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (w3u3d)

146 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
- Jimmy Kimmel


Narrator: They do NOT, in fact, like him. If they did, he wouldn't have been cancelled.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

147 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.

Posted by: the crows at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (vFG9F)

148 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)

149 I'm not sure that a late night show with the same leftist talking points, same lame jokes about Trump and/or his supporters, "edgy" discussions about violence, veiled threats, etc. on literally every late night gig on the networks is going to last.

It's the same shit, repackaged, and squeezed out some leftist's mouth night after night.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (jehhT)

150 Jimmy Kimmel talks like he gets bona fide on a regular basis.

And his shit is also all retarded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (Ot/FD)

151 Uh oh, no crow updates. Trouble in paradise?
Posted by: far cry
-----

Nevermore

Posted by: The Raven at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

153 I think we need an unbiased test of Jimmy Kimmel.

We need to have him do his monologues to a field of corn. In another field, close by, play re-runs of Johnny Carson monologues. Both monologues have the audience laughter/laugh tracks stripped. Set up a third field with no sound, and a fourth with Rush (for Doof). See which field has the best results. You know - testing the theory that talking to plants helps them grow.

I suspect the best results would be from playing Johnny, Rush, silence, then Jimmy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (qx7Zg)

154 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)

155 152 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
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Has he broken this to JD?

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

=======

"Blacks are the only minority. All others are white."
-black supremacist fighting for her spot atop the intersectionality stack

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (JQYF1)

156 I have never watched either show and only small bits on YouTube when other content providers had clips in them.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (Q/FnY)

157 Byron Allen was on Carolla yesterday. Henis a fascinating guy with a rags-to-riches life story.

He employs 2,000 people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (RIvkX)

158 WTH? That better not be AI.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vFG9F)
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No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (gnNyN)

159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

160 Yeah, but you ain't bonafide, so you can't get your wife after prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 12:57 PM (JQYF1)
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Just a grease spot on thr L & N.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (amcLV)

161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"


So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?

Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

162 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "


Well, she's still hanging out with dinosaurs.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

163 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame. It's the male side of the same coin as 40 year old women who dress in Disney bullshit. Watching grown people lining up to shell out for this crap is like seeing grown cattle in giant veal crates with neck tethers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (BI5O2)

164 "Whoopi claims that Trump is going to break up interracial marriages and re-assign whites so they're together."

Black women always hated interracial couples. Why? For purely selfish reasons of course: Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women.

It's only recently that black women have decided to play the same game and try to snatch up desirable white men.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

165 The Boys falls into a category that is everywhere these days: stupid shit being done by people I hate, to other people I hate.

If I want that I’ll just watch the news.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (QDJ2U)

166 "The self-importance of this propaganda hack is really something to behold."
=====

Applies to all of them, not just Scott Pelley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

167 159 An illegal killed a cop in MA by a wrong way head on collision.

I was reading some MA forums on it and of course I see this gem:

"He is one of the nicest people I've know. He made a simple mistake. If you haven't driven for a living you shouldn't judge"

The guy KILLED someone driving the WRONG way. And MA still wants to coddle the guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

======

Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

What's past is past.

It's not fair to punish him.

Also, we have to destroy MAGAts for what they allowed to happen but didn't do themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (JQYF1)

168 But she's worried about not being able to have interracial marriage.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 12:59 PM (eEgwP)
---
Has he broken this to JD?
Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

And Clarence Thomas ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3D9D/)
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Well, he might break up Thomas' marriage, since Thomas is useful, but not hand-picked as part of the Trump camp.

You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)

169 Pelley is saying the left fears spouting their cockamamie opinions 24 7? FEARS?! like getting shot in the head or neck afraid. What a dick.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

170 There’s a little know constitutional amendment that guarantees lifetime employment for anyone with a left wing political show on TV. I think it’s the 29th.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (Tpp9k)

171 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert

Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)

172 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

173 Superhero stuff is always lame. All modern entertainment is, but that's pathologically lame.

I just finished Spider Noir on Prime. While I generally detest superhero stuff, this one was different enough that it was kind of entertaining. I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

174 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

I do not care what man a woman wants to pair up with, or what woman a man wants to pair up with.

This is not the same issue as gay "marriage".

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

175 Whoopi said the Holocaust wasn't racial and that Jews don't really have a leg to stand on about it because they're white too and also it was all just "white folk shit" so she doesn't care.

--

I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)

176 ABC and Kimmel's real ratings problem is Gutfeld on Fox.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (w3u3d)

177 >>Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

>What's past is past.

>It's not fair to punish him.


I mean...it's not like he stole 200k worth of LEGOs.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (P0D9r)

178 You'd expect his protege would be ready to carry the torch against his suspected hatred of miscegenation.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)
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Man, sometimes I change wording midsentence and it's just awkward. This just booted the ball.

"...carry the torch against miscegenation, given his suspected hatred."

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

179 Theodore Rex - I’ve forgotten how bad some movies can get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (QDJ2U)

180 161 "Jimmy Kimmel Cries That His Show Will End the Way Colbert's Did (And for the Same Reason)"


So Springsteen will come on and croak out some lame No Kings type song?
Posted by: Ripley at June 02, 2026 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

End like Colbert? Like a wet fart drowned out by the thunder of an audience full of clapping seals?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (WB4F/)

181 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

182 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2026 01:05 PM (WB4F/)

DARVO

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (eEgwP)

183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)

184 I dont cuss much but:
F Jimmy Kimmel
F The View
F 60 minutes
F Colbert
Posted by: Lars at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (kJH1Z)



Warranted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

185 We would like to talk to the management about a birdbath.
Posted by: the crows
.......

Do you promise not to poop in it?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

186 Johnny Carson had 10-17 million viewers per night -- "only" 12 million per night in his last years.

Jimmy Kimmel's ratings range between 1.7 million and 2.2 million.




And then adjust this for population. 12 Million in the late 80s and early 90s would equate to about 17 million today.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (Tpp9k)

187 I say to Whoopsie that slavery wasn't racial, and that blacks don't really have a leg to stand on about it because all races were slaves at some point.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (qBdHI)
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And it depends on how into claiming Egypt she is. Because, Egypt had eternal slaves.

Christian slave masters can't even equal that. American "Christian" masters did not kill their slaves to serve them in Heaven. Any compromise they made was on this side of the grave, not the other.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

188 OT, Bernie - how exactly would this little plan work?

James Wang

@draecomino
·
8h
Why is there always such passion for redistributing things created but zero passion for creating things in the first place??


Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

189 I suppose that Kimmel can now use the Byron Allen model, buy the time himself and take the entrepreneurial risk that no one will watch it?

Oh, no - he's a Class A Citizen (Leftist) and therefore if his cocksuckery is not subsidized by everyone else on the PUBLIC AIRWAVES he's being censored.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (ssz2a)

190 i think Kimmel is mad he didn't get to tongue kiss Peedro Pascal like Colbert did. Sorry Jimmy; Peedro would rather f*ck that stupid green puppet than your ugly fat mug.

Posted by: Nelly at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (6+ehB)

191 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.

What if I told you that the left is obsessed with the destruction of whites?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

192 I don't know what they were smoking when they came up with a mashup of film noir and superheroes, with Nick Cage as the protagonist, but I want some of it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
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IIRC, it's a comic run first.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

193 God save us from effeminate, histrionic men.

We will. It is our duty as avatars of Modern Masculinity.

Never forget, we're here for you!

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Talarico at June 02, 2026 01:11 PM (0sNs1)

194 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)


Here let us explain.

Posted by: Underpants gnomes at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (WB4F/)

195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

196 Yeah, I forgot about that Whoopi thing. How stupid and parochial. She thinks because American bigotry's most prominent feature was based on skin color and she has black skin, that's how it works.

Wrong, bitch. Crack a book. From Pompey Strabo razing Picenum to the Hutus and the Tutsis, bigotry has almost always arisen between people who look *just like each other,* including the most violent spasms of bloody-minded bigotry.

The reason for that is immediately obvious if you give it even two seconds of thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

197 It's a very scary time to be a leftist. You have to keep all your opinions to yourself, pretend to support the president, etc.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (eEgwP)

198 183 If CBS were losing $40mm/yr on Colbert's show, why did it take so long to pull the plug?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rJ48h)


Colbert had a contract that ran through May 2026. CBS didn't renew his contract or offered him one so embarrassing he couldn't take it. Besides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM (w3u3d)

199 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)

200 I care so little about late night (or any time slot) TV I have no idea who Byron Alllen is, nor did I know he replaced Colbert until just now.

And no I’m not some recluse or anything. It’s just over the air TV hasn’t been a part of my life for over a decade. It’s all garbage, full of ads and generally retarded. It’s a relic of a bygone era.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Tpp9k)

201 195 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:12 PM (ndZc7)

=====

Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)

202 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
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What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

203 Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders ·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, and Congress isn't a grift factory.

Supposedly we already control Congress.

So, how's that working for us?

This is Bernie's shot at his next house.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)

204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

205 When did companies start emailing you with a "helpful reminder" that they haven't received your payment which isn't due for another week on your account which has never missed a payment?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

Or when you paid it a week earlier.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

206 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

207 and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)

OLIGOCKY!

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (eEgwP)

208 The left is obsessed with interracial marriage.



Are you saying the real world isn’t all mixed race families like in the movies and commercials?

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Tpp9k)

209
204 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
......

So we're all going to lose our shirts?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

=====

AI is a massive bubble, the real costs being hidden from consumers (look up what just happened to GitHub over the last 2 days), so the effect of this policy would be so socialize the losses coming, protecting the current elite from the losses they're destined to face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

210 "No, that was a real movie, as I recall...

Never watched it myself, though.

I do have some standards.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

Good taste can be a burden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (ndZc7)

211 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.

Prison should not exist.

Except for Trump. He should be in prison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (JQYF1)
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I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

212 He has a Disney contract through 2027.

I think his neverending drama is hoping to get the supporters of his legendary house band, The Roots, to keep the show afloat.

I couldn't care less if he and his became sharecroppers in the future. The Roots would continue to be spectacular without him.



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (NFX2v)

213 Was Kimmel a libshit when he was doing Ben Stein's Money and the The Man Show? Or did he sustain a head injury at some point?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XvL8K)



He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

214 211 ---
I had to look to see that you were not the reddit liaison guy.

Defund the cops--'cept the ones that go to arrest Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

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And the ones who are going to take all the guns from the people who own them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (JQYF1)

215 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
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Don't sweat the details, bro.

They just write it off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (RIvkX)

216 esides, the new owners are not afraid of the Guild like Disney.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at June 02, 2026 01:13 PM


They should be. The spice must flow!

Posted by: Navigator's Guild at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (0sNs1)

217 I can't wait for Bernie to unionize the CPUs
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

You mean de-ionize?

...

wait....

huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Ot/FD)

218 Byron Allen might not be a great host, comedian or actor. But, the guy has intelligence. He was flailing in his public career, so he started his own media company and became a billionaire.

Posted by: Orson at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)

219 Prison is a backwards, dead end, reactionary system that only perpetuates stigmas and corrupt social structures.


I'd like to see Trump and co suggest housing violent felons in open institutions they can leave located in the toniest neighborhoods in CA, MA, IL, and NY

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

220 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)
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I think he's gone full retard.

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kX27y)

221 What will become of clapping seals? They are losing their natural habitat at an alarming rate.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (5yDGQ)

222 Oh cool govt owning the means of production. I can’t see a possible thing going wrong. Bernie is super smart.

Posted by: Heroq at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Tpp9k)

223 @BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
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What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)




Old man yells at clouds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

224 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?

Bernie and his friends get to take 50% of the stock in America's wealthiest companies.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

225
Saw "Backrooms.

It's pretty good.

You can't say much about it, cuz not much happens so it would all be spoilers.

Basically, a guy sick of his life falls through a wall in the basement of his furniture store and lands in another that's essentially one big office building with weird accoutrements.

The movie just wants to creep you out and manages a slow burn build-up.

There's no real explanation though you kinda get the what? of what's happening and kinda get the why? of what's happening, but you need to pay attention to the dialogue as well as the visuals.

By the third act I started looking at my watch, so it just barely held my attention toward the end.

I liked it. Didn't love it.

Some people think the ending scene was a dud. But, I didn't. It sorta explained things and shifted my opinion to the positive side.

So...if you can only see one horror movie this Summer, go see "Obsession".

If you can see two, this one's alright but if you wait till it streams at home I don't think you'll lose anything, and-

BONUS! You can stop it and go make a BLT if you get bored.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (iJfKG)

226 Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (RIvkX)

227 I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.
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Supposedly, because of "Capitalism" and private property, we don't even have a say in our own government if people can buy significantly more air time and candidates' favor.

How's a 50% share by a political body going to do anything against that?

You don't have all of us fooled, you sham.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

228 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:15 PM


There'll be no OLIGLOCKY in Maryland now, thanks to me!

Posted by: Wes Moore (D-MD) at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

229 He's paid handsomely to be told the thoughts he has.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Some are defiled by what goes into their mouth. Some are defiled by what goes out of their mouth.

Some are both.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (Ot/FD)

230 "The View" holds one of several exemptions from the rule, what's known as the "bona fide news interview" exemption."

"Bona fide news" exemption, my arse. It should have an exemption because it's clearly not news, it's propaganda, says so right in the title, it's THE view, there is only one view (and color-coded variations thereon). Everyone knows it, even the clapping monkeys and hopeless retards watching at home. They know, somewhere in their lizard brains, they know that it's all bullshit.

Posted by: AMartel at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (otvi3)

231 Did you note how the Left went from there something wrong with your character if you DON'T like the President (Obama) to there's something wrong with your character if you DO like the President (Trump).

Neat trick. And note their own character is never in question.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (eEgwP)

232 Tyler Robinson only killed one guy by assassination. He has no intention of killing anyone else.

-
Ted Bundy was a swell guy 99% of the time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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"Ted Kaczynski a merit scholarship finalist from at his high school. Kaczynski attended Evergreen Park Community High School, where he excelled academically. He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubs"

So, just a nice guy, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

233 The Roots are overrated.

Surefire Soul Ensemble, Budos Band, Ghost Funk Orchestra, Jungle Fire, Orgone, Ikebe Shakedown, Black Market Brass...

ALL are better than The Roots.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (P0D9r)

234 I would watch Craig Ferguson. And I don't watch late night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (n5tGW)

235 If only there was a way the government could subsidize his show.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM (IifOV)

236 "Because an available pool of desirable black men would go for white women, leaving the dating pool shallower for black women."

Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)

237 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well, John Dillinger took public ownership of bank money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

238 Yeah, I saw Allen on the Carolla show. He doesn't need the money, lol.

I liked his story about keeping his late night show on the air in local markets for decades, purely to spite the ABC executives who pissed in his punchbowl as a young man. How the worm has turned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

239 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
.......

Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

240 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)

241 Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
·
14h
I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:10 PM (kX27y)
______

The fact that Bernie specifically called out "AI companies" for this wet-fart idea is indicative of how dumb and low-information his audience is.

If you're gonna give taxpayers a piece of any industry, then AI would not be it. The "AI companies" are insanely overvalued and mostly vaporware hype. It's just that Bernie's audience is stupid and only knows buzzwords from the media.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

242 To the point, re Bernie:

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
·
5h
Commie bastard crackpot

Posted by: beckster at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (kX27y)

243 >>Byron Allen told a story about he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975, when he was 14, and met Jay Leno and David Letterman who were also writing jokes for Walker before any of them was famous.


Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.

He's a real piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

244 Where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (AKXRu)
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Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

245 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)


It plays better politically than saying that you'll ensure that every AI company leaves the US.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ExV1e)

246 What the hell does that mean? 'Give the public a 50% ownership'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:14 PM (XeU6L)

It means the government is short on trillions to loot

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (eEgwP)

247 Old man yells at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge
------

I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

248 "... he was hired to write jokes for Jimmie JJ Walker in 1975..."


Dyn-O-Mite!

Posted by: Good Times at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (AKXRu)

249 You know that bubble-ish industry that's barely getting off the ground and having a hard time proving any kind of real profitability?

We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Ot/FD)

250 He played the trombone in the marching band and was a member of the mathematics, biology, coin, and German clubsPosted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:19 PM

Never trust someone who wasn't in the A/V Club.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

251 Up yours, ....

Posted by: The Crotchety Old Bat at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)



Make 7!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

252 The comics on the Byron Allen show couldn't be more leashed.

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (mxEar)
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You're probably more likely to hear an actual joke on that show than the Colbert show.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

253
It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (AKXRu)

254
I think that I am actually embracing the role of grumpy old man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)



I WAS referring to Crackpot Bernie, but if you choose to try that shoe on......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

255 OLIGOCKY!
Posted by: ...
......

lol
Fuckin' Bernie.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)

256 We should yoke the entire public fisc to half of it!

Fuck's aches, is there a single facet of human endeavor these bastarding parasites won't try to scam a buck out of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:22 PM


Negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: The Tower at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

257 He's a real piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2026 01:21 PM (P0D9r)

Sure, of course. You don't get to his level in the legacy media unless you're an obligate asshole and Marxist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

258 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

He looks like lightning rubbed a party balloon against its ass and slapped the old dickhead silly with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)

259 My opinion is the Left are boner excited about the surveillance state possibilities that come with AI and are trying to stake out the "popular" anti-AI side before Republicans (who are also excited about the surveillance, but it's less a boner and more cuck in the closet excited) do.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (eEgwP)

260 >>>Jimmy Kimmel is doing what weak manipulative narcissists do, and whining that people should pay attention to him and pity him.

Cry more, bitch tits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

261 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (PSEDc)

262 50% means they can tell the "oligarchs" (who built the company) how they can participate with government on spreading ticks and the beef allergy to save the planet.

AI: "Hey roll around shirtless in tall grass! You ever thought of that!"

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)

263 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Good.

Go for it.

Nationalize MonsterTech.

See if I give a shit about a gigantic, parasitic institutions biting chunks out of each other. None of them have anything but contempt for me, so I just root for injuries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (BI5O2)

265 Bernie does look like he got hit by lightning.
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)

Combs his hair with a balloon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 02, 2026 01:25 PM


I can help. Call me.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL) at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)

266 Oligarchy, rhymes with hockey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

267 Coming to America?

South African company debuts vehicle “gunport” for mostly peaceful trips to the grocery store

https://tinyurl.com/2p9zhkuc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:26 PM (ndZc7)

268 YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center and YOU get a data center.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (Cqx++)

269 WTH was wrong with Ted Danson? Oy!

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (BW+Gb)

270
Byron Allen is an asshat.

He tried suing a local Country Club in Westchester Co. because they would not invite him to join. Because his new home wasn't located close enough to the Club.

But, he claimed it was Muh Racisms that kept him out.


Victor Mature was blackballed from joining a country club on the grounds he was an actor. He exclaimed, "I'm not an actor and I have 65 films to prove it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (O0L8i)

271 188. This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
Posted by: beckster

Language. It IS control. It DOES limit competition. It WILL BE an AI oligarchy

Fall in line politically or your family is out of the Working Families/civil societies giveaways & decent educational opportunities.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 02, 2026 01:28 PM (NFX2v)

272 The bears in Japan are REALLY out of control!

https://tinyurl.com/3pzhrpxh

Check the video at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

273 Screw them all!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 02, 2026 01:32 PM (5dcd1)

274 Bernie is an old school, senile commie. What's AOC's excuse?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 02, 2026 01:38 PM (D1E+2)

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