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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - April 28, 2026 [Doof]
From THE MAN WHO DARES
I'd hate to see what the "slowest moving" project is Key Bridge contract canceled: Gov. Wes Moore's 'fastest moving' claim tested
Maryland’s plan to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge hit a major setback Tuesday, as state officials abruptly canceled a key construction contract, undercutting Gov. Wes Moore’s repeated claim that the project was the nation’s “fastest-moving” large infrastructure effort. The decision to off-ramp contractor Kiewit Infrastructure Co. from the project’s critical second phase came after its proposals “far exceeded” state estimates, according to U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. The move forces Maryland back into the market for a new builder at a pivotal moment, as project costs have surged from roughly $1.8 billion to more than $5.2 billion. It transforms what Moore has framed as a model of speed into a high-stakes test of the administration’s ability to manage one of the most expensive and politically scrutinized infrastructure projects in the country.I imagine if this was in a state with a Republican governor and legislature, the new bridge would be open already. This is just shameful. ----- A bridge of a different sort World’s largest wildlife crossing finally has an opening date
After cost overruns and delays pushed back the project by at least a year, the world’s largest wildlife bridge finally has a ribbon-cutting date. The Wallis Annenberg Wildlife Crossing over the 101 Freeway in Agoura Hills, north of Los Angeles, is expected to open on Dec. 2, four-and-a-half years after work began, project leaders announced Wednesday during an Earth Day news conference. “What a journey this has been! And we cannot wait to celebrate with you all,” managers said. *** The project has been an emotional journey for those involved. Its goal is to reinvigorate Southern California’s iconic mountain lion population by restoring genetic diversity. Other animals that frequently get hit by cars on the 101 also stand to benefit, including bears, bobcats, foxes, coyotes, and deer.Video segment at the link. Looks kinda cool, I think. What say you? ----- The science is settled! Does Beer Have a 'Surprising Health Benefit'? Here's What The Science Says
Saying that a beer provides 15% of your daily vitamin B6 sounds impressive, but it ignores the wider dietary picture. Most people in the UK are not deficient in vitamin B6. And the same amount, or more, can easily be obtained from a standard healthy diet. A number of foods, such as potatoes, chickpeas, fortified cereals, grains, meat, and vegetables, provide vitamin B6 without the need for alcohol. *** The paper also links vitamin B6 to important neurological functions, but does not provide evidence that beer consumption meaningfully improves brain health. It correctly states that vitamin B6 is involved in making the brain chemicals serotonin and dopamine, and confirms that beer contains measurable amounts of B6. However, the interpretation that beer is therefore "brain boosting" is problematic.Beer is good for you! ----- Moron approved behavior
Men being men 😂pic.twitter.com/X6xKFUcG7K
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) April 28, 2026
Well... he's not wrong... 😅 pic.twitter.com/lNOYUXFSwc
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) April 28, 2026
Dire Straits 🎸
— Dire Straits 🎸 (@DireStraits77) April 27, 2026
DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com
On this date in 2023: Canadian guitarist and vocalist Tim Bachman died age 71 after battling cancer. He was best known as a member of Bachman–Turner Overdrive (BTO)
On this date in 1999: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
On this date in 1980: Marshall Tucker Band bass player Tommy Caldwell died of injuries from a car accident aged 30 in his hometown of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Caldwell was the original frontman for the Marshall Tucker Band between 1973 and 1980.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by a place for Dolores?
(H/T - Teresa in Fort Worth)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2026 09:57 PM (+9wcF)
Looks more like someone's playing miniature wargames.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 09:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 09:59 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 09:59 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2026 10:00 PM (98kQX)
If the benefits of the vitamin B6 balance out the damage done by the C2H5OH, I'll call it good enough.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)
When everybody else was ducking under tables or crawling out, Kash stood there directing his team.
How did Kash know he was safe? Hmmm. Obviously an op.
Posted by: mindful webworker - American royalty at April 28, 2026 10:01 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (zZu0s)
Ok, but how much did it cost? What, massive overruns you say? In California?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (edmpr)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 10:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: huerfano
Oh my!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 10:03 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Grandpa Jones at April 28, 2026 10:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (zZu0s)
Thanks for commenting!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)
That's exactly what the mountain lions will be saying to the pets in the Agora Hills neighborhoods.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:06 PM (edmpr)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 09:58 PM (VHUov)
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World record for largest Warhammer 40K battlefield?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 10:06 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:06 PM (tHSRx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:06 PM (HdYcL)
It's gotta be great to be in that band who do the one classic album and then disappear though. Joy Division skates by because the rest of the band got away with putting out tripe like "Brotherhood" as New Order.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:07 PM (edmpr)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (edmpr)
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Never bring a gerbil to a knife fight.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 10:07 PM (gnNyN)
Coming soon: a pipeline to funnel sharks into the local water park.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 10:08 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 10:07 PM (gnNyN)
Words to live by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
*looks at books in ONT library*
*snorts derisively*
Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28
I appreciate that you didn’t touch them as I used the Dewey Decimal system to set them up. I was waiting to see how long it took for someone to notice.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:09 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 10:10 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Howdy SF!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
So..... he's just daring to look directly at the setting sun?
That's still dumb, but pretty low on the "doing daring s--t" scale.
The guy in the Cafe, topping the palm tree? He was legit.
Posted by: mikeski dares to use a kitchen chair as a stepladder at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
I cannot help but think there is something either missing or that could go obviously wrong with that wildlife crossing. Most states build much smaller crossings that go under the roadway, leaving moving traffic out of the animal's sight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (vrNzf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
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Guinness For Health!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Most states build much smaller crossings that go under the roadway, leaving moving traffic out of the animal's sight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Oh, gangs of Chipmunk muggers just love arrangements like that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 10:15 PM (xG4kz)
How did Kash know he was safe? Hmmm. Obviously an op.
Posted by: mindful webworker - American royalty at April
Or perhaps Kash isnt a cowardly pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 10:15 PM (A5RD0)
Most states build much smaller crossings that go under the roadway, leaving moving traffic out of the animal's sight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (vrNzf)
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California has Bridge Studies professors advising the state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (HdYcL)
I have no idea who this Tim guy is... wait, Tim BACHMAN?
Of Bachman–Turner Overdrive.
Yeah, OK. Almost as famous as that Van Halen guy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)
Wes Moore makes Martin O'Malley look almost like an effective governor. Almost.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Key Bridge contract canceled: Gov. Wes Moore's 'fastest moving' claim tested
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California's bullet train has entered the conversation....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:17 PM (HdYcL)
California has Bridge Studies professors advising the state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Maryland needs some.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 10:07 PM (gnNyN)
To be fair, I had no inkling thst I would be involved in a knife fight when I left the house. That activity was definitely not listed in the daily planner.
I still don't know where that gerbil was able to stash a Bowie knife.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:17 PM (edmpr)
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California's bullet train has entered the conversation....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
At least Alaska's "bridge to nowhere" was actually a bridge!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
70's and we all loved it.
One guy was dating a classmate of mine. Some not dating or not often. I was their concert mascot I guess, or the chick who would go anywhere anytime. Two of them almost talked me into skydiving. This was pre bf/husband. Half of them liked him, half of them did not and too bad.
Great concert, I'm sure. I'm also sure I don't remember much of it but I was there.
Thanks, Doof, for the ONT.
I also agree on the dumb people on the Internet. Not on this blog, of course of intelligent people male and female.
On another I want to scream, "You dumbarse, Google it!" Yet then I feel badly for someone so stupid or wanting a link and ignore them.
Tonight there was a total dimwit (super dumb very often. I think he might be Somolian) saying that Comer probably has "his" people in the US Marshal's. Right. Right. Right. Of course.
I'd like to send a US Marshal to arrest this guy for being dumb and having a bird he is in love with (I am serious). I guess better than a furry.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (WONhk)
Key Bridge contract canceled: Gov. Wes Moore's 'fastest moving' claim tested
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California's bullet train has entered the conversation....
Nah...I'm retired.
Posted by: The Big Dig at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (Riz8t)
I was heartbroken.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2026 10:12 PM (vrNzf)
Oh no. I was there.
Posted by: Graft at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)
I'd hate to see what the "slowest moving" project is
Are there not some cathedrals in Europe that are considered to still be unfinished after decades, if not centuries?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 10:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: tankdemon
The sugars turned to booze.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 10:19 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:17 PM
His cheeks. Duh! 😊
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:19 PM (pZEOD)
Are there not some cathedrals in Europe that are considered to still be unfinished after decades, if not centuries?
Pffffft
Posted by: Stalagmites and stalactites at April 28, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Maryland needs some.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,
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And here I thought every blue state had them....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 28, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Some guy named David enjoyed Pizza Movie by BriTANicK, which you have to subscribe to some stream to watch. On the plus side, it's only 9½ minutes.
youtu.be/qIho1YMlYro
@PeachProof23: Watching her soul leave her body when she realizes
https://t.co/wvbfZWXRYz
(hey, it turns out Xwitter does have short urls. It's tricky to get to them, though)
Babylon Bee: Californians Move To Texas | Season 2 Episode 4: The Baby Shower
youtu.be/LyjhN_IJXug
Posted by: mindful webworker - never slow down, Horde! at April 28, 2026 10:20 PM (y3Pql)
Yeah, the bridge looks beautiful. But will wildlife use it? Anyone who has ever driven on I-40 knows that deer are not chickens, but they love to cross the road. They just seldom get to the other side.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Fbc0I)
Great concert, I'm sure. I'm also sure I don't remember much of it but I was there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Were you at Woodstock?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)
Saying that a beer provides 15% of your daily vitamin B6 sounds impressive, but it ignores the wider dietary picture.
Most people in the UK are not deficient in vitamin B6. And the same amount, or more, can easily be obtained from a standard healthy diet. A number of foods, such as potatoes, chickpeas, fortified cereals, grains, meat, and vegetables, provide vitamin B6 without the need for alcohol.
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muslim call to prayer faintly in the background.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (VWtfl)
I was heartbroken.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (A5RD0)
Never got to see him live, which I really regret.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: tankdemon
His cheeks. Duh! 😊
Posted by: Piper
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AW HELL I KNOW YOU PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at April 28, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
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La Sagrada Família in Barcelona. 140 years and still not finished.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 10:23 PM (+HNx/)
Never got to see him live, which I really regret.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Same.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:23 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)
Thanks for the memorex....
Posted by: Bob The Singer Hope at April 28, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)
Key Bridge contract canceled: Gov. Wes Moore's 'fastest moving' claim tested
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Not seeing how they had a 'contract' if they had not discussed price yet
Unless they sole-sourced a cost plus contract to Kiewit w/o any working estimates on the front end. AND then Kiewit ef'd up and didn't offer the Guvnor enough of a skim.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 28, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
La Sagrada Família in Barcelona. 140 years and still not finished.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 10:23 PM (+HNx/)
Just finished. Heard it's turning into a mosque.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 10:25 PM (b3Yos)
I'd hate to see what the "slowest moving" project is
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I-45 Gulf Freeway
Fred Hartman Bridge took 10 years
Houston Ship Channel bridge has taken 8 years and the first span is nowhere near done.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:25 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: tankdemon
His cheeks. Duh! 😊
Posted by: Piper
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AW HELL I KNOW YOU PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at April 28, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
I'm not only thinking where but who.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Without looking, I think it's due to finish in the next 2 years.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 10:26 PM (mJreO)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:17 PM
His cheeks. Duh! 😊
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:19 PM (pZEOD)
Of course! I was a bit worried that he got some ideas from his time spent with Richard Gere.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (edmpr)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Considering he !!always!! has that bug-eyed look like someone just poked him in the ass, I think he may be a robot. Sounds human, but AI is pretty advanced now.
Fox News: Kash Patel reveals what went on behind the scenes of WHCA Dinner shooting
youtu.be/UpTxGn17JR8
Posted by: mindful webworker - who names a kid Kash? Is it short for Kashew? at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (y3Pql)
That's just a great album.
This track's my favorite; great harmonies:
https://youtu.be/nOOm5YciACc
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 10:25 PM (b3Yos)
The wildlife crossing bridge is a great idea for those who can read the sign.
Or maybe a few will learn and teach their babies how to cross safely.
You KNOW some won't read the sign. Including illegals.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2026 10:00 PM (98kQX
The next brushfire will reduce it to ash. LA county will have no funds to restore the habitat. It will, in short order, turn into a homeless encampment/outdoor drug market, funneling junkies looking to score a quick fix into the same hillside communities that are currently applauding this stupidity...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (HdYcL)
How did Kash know he was safe?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Because his eyes afford him a 270-degree field of view.
Posted by: mikeski bugs out at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 10:29 PM (sAmhv)
https://youtu.be/nOOm5YciACc
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
Great song. Toad the Wet Sprocket is highly underrated. They (and other similar bands) seem to have been overshadowed by the grunge era.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:29 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:29 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 10:26 PM (mJreO)
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They estimate that the punch list items will require another 70 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 10:30 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (hftzA)
I saw your X post after I finished the ONT. Maybe it'll show up here on Thursday!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)
He's the top cop in the federal government and a straight shooter. Who says he knew?
His job is to stand up when bullets fly.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
For the money and time spent on the CA wildlife bridge, a competent state government could have built ten of them. It's a cash cow for the connected, like the non-functional bullet train.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 10:32 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Iris at April 28, 2026 10:33 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 28, 2026 10:33 PM (a992C)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 28, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
What, you don't like the sound of somebody driving a snowplow around on your roof among a reenactment of the battle of Thermopylai?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)
Musk posts: Yep.
To which Auron says "That means you have to stop importing Indians Elon"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (nbLIj)
They have had animal overpasses on the Trans-Canada Highway through Bumf National Park for decades now. Much narrower than that monstrosity, but planted with trees, and decorated to blend in with the terrain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 10:35 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (HdYcL)
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That sounds like someone in the next room.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++
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Lol. No, not quite that olde...was in 9th grade and watched the dirty druggie hippies on tv.
Once I was in HS we saw some great bands.
Mountain (who was at Woodstock) was my first due to Mississippi Queen. I went with my brother and friends.
I think second was the Allman Brothers.
Third: Doobie Brothers with a rare date, one and done.
Many more in college. Then Jethro Tull in 1975, the day before I was to return West to nursing school and the bass player fancied meeting me. My brother and friends said no to the after party and ended my only chance as a groupie.
Then many more in college. I had a lot of fun!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (nbLIj)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 10:37 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:27 PM (hftzA)
I saw your X post after I finished the ONT. Maybe it'll show up here on Thursday!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:31 PM
He feels a week long celebration and parade are sufficient.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:37 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:38 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
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California's bullet train has entered the conversation....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at April 28, 2026 10:16 PM (IQ6Gq)
At least Alaska's "bridge to nowhere" was actually a bridge!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
He never said how speed was measured. I bet it was, if you count money moving into offshore accounts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 10:39 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: mikeski bugs out at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)
His eyes make me nervous. If I was a criminal I'd wet my mylar blanket or suicide vest the second he sat down with me. Confess to anything to go hide, even if I was totally innocent.
"Did you once make a bomb?" Me: "Yes. May I be excused now?"
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 10:40 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (edmpr)
that you richard?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 28, 2026 10:40 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Piper
* wanders off looking for bourbon *
* returns, after remembering he has some Japanese whiskey *
.....The Matsui, sakura cask edition.
Kampai!
Posted by: mikeski-san at April 28, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2026 10:41 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Perry the Platapus at April 28, 2026 10:41 PM (+0Wk3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2026 10:41 PM (YBtcQ)
Posted by: Delta Smelt
.......
Forget it. You still can't even ride the bicycles we got you.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (b3Yos)
Shibas combine a highly demanding nature with a remarkable ability to ignore anything you say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28
It’s uncanny, really.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Hearing Impaired at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 28, 2026 10:41 PM (DK5Sh)
And don’t you dare call me a weather girl!!!
Posted by: Caitlin Connell at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Delta Smelt
.......
Forget it. You still can't even ride the bicycles we got you.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (b3Yos)
Y"all are next with the cocaine experiments. Wait your turn!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 10:44 PM (S/Y4j)
Fred Hartman Bridge took 10 years
Houston Ship Channel bridge has taken 8 years and the first span is nowhere near done.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:25 PM (HdYcL)
They were doing fine with the Ship Channel Bridge and then fired the contractor halfway through. The same in Corpus.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:47 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 10:47 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:40 PM
It’s actually his adoption day, but don’t worry, we will also celebrate his birthday.
If Doof is doing an expose on him, which I think is just hysterical and sweet at the same time, I will wait to give the tale (tail?) then. Anna Puma, if you are here, don’t tell the story yet, please. 😊. Or anyone else who knows.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:47 PM (hftzA)
Adding a bit of lemon or limon to the mylar gyro pita.
https://tinyurl.com/y3pakuac
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 10:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 10:50 PM (Fbc0I)
Depending on what numbers you believe it's the biggest concert in US history outside events like Woodstock.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 10:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 10:52 PM (S/Y4j)
"RESTON, Va. — The Appalachian region of the eastern United States contains an estimated 2.3 million metric tons of undiscovered, economically recoverable lithium, enough to replace 328 years of U.S. imports at last year’s level, according to new research by the U.S. Geological Survey."
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 10:52 PM (GD0B3)
Shibas combine a highly demanding nature with a remarkable ability to ignore anything you say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (HdYcL)
Are you saying that they're cats?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28, 2026 10:55 PM (edmpr)
Whatta night!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 10:55 PM (Kyh8Y)
Damn. Must be nice to be able to blow off hotties at the drop of a hat, knowing that plenty of others are always there waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:57 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:57 PM (hftzA)
You can always ask Saijo to help with the wallpaper... ; )
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 10:59 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:59 PM (77rzZ)
Shibas combine a highly demanding nature with a remarkable ability to ignore anything you say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 10:34 PM (HdYcL)
Are you saying that they're cats?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 28
My cats’ recall is 100 times better than my Shiba’s.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 10:59 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 10:59 PM (I0N4X)
My Marine father was ticked off that fire ants were almost eradicated in the South. The EPA or similar stepped in and stopped it due to a rare minnow or stupid fish no one cared about. Planes used to fly over and dump poison, which did not faze me since I rode bikes through DDT clouds (and explains a lot).
Fire ants on our cattle farm built ant beds like you see in Africa. Can kill calves if they fall on them. One of my sons had an allergy and I once scraped them off his legs in FL as he waited to cross a street with his bike. Nasty ants and mean repeat biters. Glad to have left them behind when we moved!
I know the habitat of something slowed down the border wall during the Obungo Error of Time I'd like to forget.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)
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I hear she smelled a lot like baked beans.
Posted by: Tommy at April 28, 2026 11:01 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Piper
Sounds like I'm too late, but yeah, the edges of paint almost always line up.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:59
Normally I do, but hitting a tight timeframe. Ok, goodnight for real. Sweet dreams, everyone!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 11:02 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: your trivia for the day at April 28, 2026 11:04 PM (kkpxq)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:04 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: muldoon
......
Everybody is very concerned about Los Angeles wildlife.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 11:05 PM (b3Yos)
Whatta night!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 10:55 PM (Kyh8Y)
Crowd surges are scary. The glass doors bowed with our bodies against them for Jethro Tull.
Then for ZZ Top security lost control of those in the stadium above us on the floor. Fun times! My guys held onto my arms as we were standing on chairs.
At Mardi Gras the crowd surge pushed my head up against the flank of a police horse. Which was better than his tail, before we got into Pat O'Brien's.
Was your gf fighting everyone or just you to add to your fun? Curious.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:06 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 10:52 PM
***
Good thing T-Rexes are known for keeping a low profile and staying below the radar. Peril lurks everywhere!
Posted by: TRex- bullet resistant dino at April 28, 2026 11:06 PM (NQnfP)
I was so bored one night I watched a wallpaper pro make invisible edges. After watching it it made perfect sense but I never would have thought of it. It's actually embarrassingly easy.
More useful knowledge I will never use.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 11:07 PM (rA756)
If there is a sign they'll just knock it down.
It's a great idea til a deer falls off the top onto your windshield. Maybe a fence I can't see as I barely looked. A dirt bike landing on your windshield would not be great, either.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:08 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 11:11 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 11:12 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:08 PM (WONhk)
I wouldn't want to have a pissed-off puma fall into the back seat of a convertible, either.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 11:14 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 11:15 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 28, 2026 11:15 PM (mUuSF)
Posted by: Hardly Hearing at April 28, 2026 11:17 PM (oftw2)
But since that doesn't keep the deer and elk from getting onto the highway, every quarter mile or so they put in a one-way dirt ramp that allows the deer or elk to walk up and jump back down outside the fence line. I always mentally try to calculate the cost per mile of this mitigation effort. Seems spendy to me.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:17 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Yeah. If you're in elementary school.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 11:18 PM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 11:11 PM (Kyh8Y)
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Wow. I stay calm for everything unless snakes are involved, which cause me to levitate & run in space til my feet touch ground.
I was alarmed but not panicked for my crowd surges.
Two of my guy friends and I did get busted at Disneyland and I felt a huge panic coming on but stayed quiet. We/they did not know about security cameras in the parking lot. We were very excited to ride Space Mountain as we called ourselves the Space Cadets.
They put us on golf carts & asked for ID. Which always led me to they are going to call my parents in MS freak out. Then they confiscated my friend's stuff & kicked us out of the park. That was my first trip to Disneyland & I saw the parking lot but lived. Crazy times.
I was going to California to see the beach and ride back with one of my classmates who lived above me in the old rental party house to start the semester. I still saw the Pacific and rode back with her.
My friends I did not see again til I got back in town.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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No, No!
Google is asshoe!
Duck Duck Go
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 11:20 PM (3tF5Z)
Animals don't look both ways before crossing the street. Hell, most humans don't. Animals won't stare into the distance, and think..."hey, check that out. A safe place for me to cross over the road. That's great."
Nope, a coyote will lick it's nuts after chowing down on a rather slow rabbit, and head across all four lanes for no particular reason other than it feels like it.
What a damn waste of tax dollars.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 11:21 PM (dIske)
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And we sure don't need no steenking badgers!
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:21 PM (I0N4X)
Of course they did. What have I been saying?
When you are trying to match wallpaper remember you aren't trying to make one side fit another, you are trying to make 2 piecies fit together. Both sides have to match.
That's the trick.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Because his eyes afford him a 270-degree field of view.
Posted by: mikeski bugs out at April 28, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)
The more I think about that the funnier it gets!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 11:23 PM (tVVBJ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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No, No!
Google is asshoe!
Duck Duck Go
Posted by: buddhaha
But you have to enunciate carefully if you're going to scream "Duck It!" at someone.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 28, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
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Nails. Roofing nails. Three years after my new roof, I still find the occasional roofing nail or screw (new metal roof).
So far, been lucky - none in a tire.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 11:25 PM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Once in a while, my jokes work.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 11:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 28, 2026 11:15 PM (mUuSF)
It's the sweetest thing about getting olde. And way more fun than being a parent! Mine live 10min away and I know I am beyond blessed. The others will be in FL, God willing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 11:27 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 11:27 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: Hearing Impaired at April 28, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)
Ah, my old stomping grounds. I drive by there every so often. Frigging shame what happened to the place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg
Speaking of Ann-Margret (not Margaret, like my mom)
Jack Benny & George Burns introduce Ann-Margret in her national debut
https://youtu.be/nYNhTBjgZ3w
George: "I was sitting in my office, this little girl came in, sang two songs, and I took her to Las Vegas with me."
Posted by: mindful webworker - Yeah, George I'll just bet you did! at April 28, 2026 11:29 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:31 PM (ZxPkt)
I will always remember the ads on AM radio for Raceway Park.
Sunday!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:31 PM (I0N4X)
crepuscular rays
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 11:33 PM (2WIwB)
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Hey! How are you spending your week while the Avs heal up their bumps and bruises while watching the Stars and Wild beat each other up?
I'm enjoying it.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:35 PM (I0N4X)
they drank a lot during World War 6, which began when they bombed Pearl Harbor
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:35 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: muldoon
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the sweep of the Kings was impressive
Wild or Stars will be tough
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:37 PM (ZxPkt)
https://tinyurl.com/4pd45yu8
OK. I take that back. Sorry for insulting all the bitches out there.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 11:37 PM (74zY1)
I will always remember the ads on AM radio for Raceway Park.
Sunday!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:31 PM (viF8m)
Yeah that place was great. We used to go on a Wednesday night and watch people grenade their cars. I used to hear the jet cars running from my house, and the funny cars. Its all deserted and overgrown now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:38 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:31 PM (ZxPkt)
They read the signs,Don! With arrows pointing and telling them how many miles to the dirt bike crossing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 11:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 11:39 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2026 11:40 PM (D4VUo)
1. The cop who looked like he was diving for cover when the perp came barreling through was actually the cop who got shot in the protective vest.
2. He was also the only one to get a shot off at the perp.
3. The perp was actually stopped by a chef, not the cops.
No links to sources. But I read it on the web, so…
Posted by: mindful webworker - ...it must be true at April 28, 2026 11:41 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Don Black
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Yeah, but the Avs are stacked top to bottom and can play fast OR physical, take your pick. Whichever team comes out of the Wild/ Stars series will have to step up their game.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:41 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Don Black
The same way deer know to only cross at the marked "deer crossing" areas.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch for falling ufos at April 28, 2026 11:43 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:43 PM (ZxPkt)
That's sad. The whole dragster/funny car era seems to have disappeared but for a while there was some crazy stuff being built.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)
......
Raw chicken will do that to you.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 11:44 PM (b3Yos)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:45 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Don Black
The same way deer know to only cross at the marked "deer crossing" areas.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch for falling ufos at April 28, 2026 11:43 PM (y3Pql)
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Not a single.birdhoise anywhere.
That's specieist.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 11:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2026 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
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Then he was whisked off to jail?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 11:48 PM (JkO4W)
......
Raw chicken will do that to you.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 11:44 PM (b3Yos)
I thought the chef threw a couple live lobsters at the idiot's crotch. That would slow me down.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 11:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Can't type worth a damn.
Posted by: Diogenes
********
Maybe you should go looking for coffee...
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:49 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 11:51 PM (PV+Zw)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:52 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:55 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2026 11:57 PM (reMys)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:57 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 11:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2026 11:58 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:59 PM (I0N4X)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (b3Yos)
...poke, poke...
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 11:57 PM (I0N4X)
Still here. Was watching Garage 54 on youtube. The crew is in Thailand, buying a rustbucket Polski Fiat 124, with plans to turn it into a Lada. They pulled out of a driveway onto a road, and a front suspension strut pulled out of the very rusty frame anchor, and they drove into the curb. LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 12:03 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (b3Yos)
I’ll take things no one ever said ever for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2026 12:04 AM (tVVBJ)
Tree was maybe 15-20 ft tall, but only 5 inch diameter trunk.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
I guess it's back to more believable fare for me, such as Mr. Ed and Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 12:05 AM (ZPv2V)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 12:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 12:08 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:01 AM (b3Yos)
Coming soon, the prequel to Oak Island: Acorn Island. Watch as the team searches for a treasure of Pyrite and Cubic Zirconia!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2026 12:09 AM (S/Y4j)
I did not know that.
Posted by: publius
Is that why those vampires are sparkly?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2026 12:09 AM (VHUov)
Another obscure bit of trivia I did not know, but just learned.
Today (well, yesterday now), April 28 was the birthday of Jan Oort, of Oort Cloud fame.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: wth at April 29, 2026 12:11 AM (b3Yos)
Posted by: Gen ZX at April 29, 2026 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 12:14 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:16 AM (0nHVk)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Gen ZX
Neither do I.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 29, 2026 12:16 AM (b3Yos)
RIP Jim. Sorry I never met him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 12:17 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2026 12:17 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2026 12:18 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 12:19 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2026 12:21 AM (41CYW)
115 If we win based on the 90 day thing that’s good. But then they can just redo it with the proper 90 day notice. The real issue is it’s a fucking 10-1 map in a 53-47 state.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (3wCO0)
IANAL, but politics junkies naturally absorb a bit just trying to understand what's going on. The courts are tedious, because their remit is purely backward-looking. (This is a side effect of the separation of powers, and annoying but positive in sum.) So, they will do infuriating things like refusing to consider whether a ballot question is improperly worded until after it's been voted on, since an issue isn't "ripe" if no harm has yet occurred for the court to remedy.
Since there are four or so fatal flaws with the Virginia gerrymander, and whenever one is dealt with the next is mooted and not "ripe" yet, it could take several years of re-voting and re-re-voting to resolve them all. The alternative is actually worse, since a forward-looking judiciary is also legislative and/or executive, and I need to re-read the Federalist Papers for details but mixed powers are prone to intractable corruption.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 12:24 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:16 AM (0nHVk)
I don't know if there is a laser option for cataracts. The long-standing standard treatment is refractive lens replacement, which is now an outpatient surgery done with mild sedation, and local anaesthetic. Quite painless, and takes less than 15 minutes. You can see the results right away, but you wear a patch for a day or two. I had it done a few years ago, and have been delighted with the results. Wore Coke bottle glasses or soft contacts from childhood. No more! I use reading glasses for real close work, but none for distance vision.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 12:25 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 12:27 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM (reMys)
Good night y'all.
Posted by: muldoon at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM (I0N4X)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Gen ZX at April 29, 2026 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
Ha! ISWYDT
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2026 12:31 AM (ZPv2V)
Oh my gosh, Jim SND would always be hanging around this time of night. He would have had plenty to say about the most recent attempt to kill our President. I miss him.
Hey JQ, how be ye?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:32 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 12:32 AM (X5Jzz)
I've got early stage cataracts, both eyes. Now, it's just annoying, especially at night. Starbursts and halos around lights.
In daytime, I see the odd shadows and some odd color effects (caused by light scattering so forth) in the side vision and that prompted me to get an eye exam last year, where they discovered the cataracts. Doc said I'm one of those that notice subtle effects more than others, apparently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 12:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
crepuscular rays
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Only an hour later since I read that and now I've got the cat in. Okay, took the dog out for a trot too, but thanks for reminding me. (Crepuscular)
Posted by: Rex B at April 29, 2026 12:42 AM (a992C)
Good to see you. How's the family?
Posted by: muldoon
Dagnabbit. I wander off to watch one show with MiladyJo, and I get back too late to reply to our resident limerican.
Nice to be thought of. My reply would either be "fine"… or, "it's complicated [typey typey typey typey]"
Posted by: mindful webworker - the bleat goes awn at April 29, 2026 12:42 AM (y3Pql)
117 huh, thanks for that Aliss.
I'd thought urban northeast American English was more Yiddish and Italian.
But in that spirit, as an Irishman, you would also know that nobody in the mob goes out and says directly when someone is to be murdered. They say shit like "we don't need MIKEY no more".
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)
You missed the keyword 'Southie'. Only Bostonites think that's distinctive, being so solipsistic they can't imagine any other city having a south side. So it perversely ends up being distinctive, since anyone but a Bostonine would also tell you the city. And Bostonoan 'Southies' were historically Irish, you're expected to know.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 12:48 AM (Sy6m/)
234 Storm-related: Weatherman versus Cockroach
https://tinyurl.com/2sj5vjfa
Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM
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Damn.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2026 12:49 AM (VWtfl)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 12:50 AM (8NTVk)
Back in the late '80's environmentalists + politicians dreamed up the notion of human-free wildlife biodiversity corridors connecting coastal Calif regions to the Sierra. The Clintons began grabbing fed public land and designating them as wilderness protection lands.
Left wing conservatory groups + State agencies badgered coastal and valley land owners to sell off large chunks of land. Silicon Valley venture capitalists got mixed up in some of those deals. RFKjr. working as frontman was hovering around the SV people (Brightsource/Mojave.) Dianne Feinstein, too.
A lot of the info was reported in small regional central valley newspapers (rip).
Posted by: 13times at April 29, 2026 12:50 AM (ycPkM)
Bostonites
Bostonine
Bostonoan
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 12:48 AM (Sy6m/)
I can't tell the typos from the variants.
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 12:53 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:16 AM (0nHVk)
Find a good ophthalmologist who's been been in the business for a few decades and knows what they're doing. They can tell you what you need. Cataracts require lens replacement, which is a painless outpatient procedure, with quick recovery.
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2026 12:53 AM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:54 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2026 12:55 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mikeski wonders what's underneath at April 29, 2026 12:56 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:16 AM (0nHVk)
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The lens in your eye is like two dishes set together face to face. The "dish" part is a transparent membrane and the space between is filled with a jelly-like liquid. That jelly gets cloudy and that's called a cataract.
To fix it, a very small slice is made in the membrane, a probe is inserted and ultrasonics are used to completely liquify the jelly, which is sucked out through the same probe. The jelly is replaced by a transparent plastic piece shaped to fit inside the membrane. Medicare will.pay for all of this, but there is an extra cost option. If you use glasses, that piece of plastic can be shaped to correctly focus the light on your retina, eliminating your glasses. This is called an IntraOcular Lens (IOL).
Continued
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 12:59 AM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 12:59 AM (3tF5Z)
yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:00 AM (8NTVk)
https://tinyurl.com/2sj5vjfa
Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM
yeah, you can tell he don't make any noise when he farts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
Ok, but how much did it cost? What, massive overruns you say? In California?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)
The artisanal, bespoke, butterfly/cougar overpass in Agoura Hills was already over $100M last we saw, compared to $15M for such bridges in other states. It's the basis for my current estimate that blue-state public spending is 85% grift. Since European countries are like blue states, but older and with more entrenched corrupt cliques, this helps explain why they're basically supine against a lightly-armed barbarian invasion: they literally can't muster resources to do things.
Posted by: SciVo at April 29, 2026 01:02 AM (Sy6m/)
https://tinyurl.com/2sj5vjfa
Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM (reMys)
I thought it was gonna climb into the display!
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:04 AM (8NTVk)
Video of the Milky Way from orbit, recently taken. Aurora around the South pole and some Starlinks are also visible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/2sj5vjfa
Posted by: Beverly at April 29, 2026 12:29 AM
yeah, you can tell he don't make any noise when he farts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Hahaha, Bers.
And Beverly has some of the best links.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2026 01:07 AM (41CYW)
It you grow up on a farm, or around animals, you don't need sex ed in school.
Even little children know the difference between a rooster and a hen.
Which confuses sophisticated Big City people
Posted by: Redneck Kulaklos at April 29, 2026 01:07 AM (gyYZl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I will trade a high quality telescope for a limited life estate on a lousy quarter acre without much ambient late nite light.
Posted by: Astronomiklos at April 29, 2026 01:12 AM (gyYZl)
I wonder if someone in the Maryland deep state is worried that Moore might get the 2028 Dem nomination and is trying to torpedo him.
Posted by: a.moron
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Dems are self-torpedoing. No need to ever cook up a case against one. I suspect the Never-Never Bridge story is getting away from Moore, to Dem chagrin. It doesn't help the machine in general to see one Dem governor after another failing on big projects.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 01:13 AM (n7rxJ)
Lasers have nothing to do with primary cataract surgery. They're used in a separate procedure, used to reshape the lens to correct things like nearsightedness.
Now, sometimes, after the primary surgery, the cataract will return. This time, the mechanism is that the membrane holding the plastic lens will turn cloudy. In this case the treatment does involve a laser, a much more powerful one that basically melts away the center of the membrane on both sides of the plasticl lens, leaving a donut shaped remnant of of the membrane holding the lens in place.
I've had both surgeries. Both eyes have IOLs in them, and the cataract reoccured, so I had the second laser procedure.
Now, this is my experience, but there are always new procedures and devices. Your opthomologist may do something different, but the end result is removing the cloudy material and replacing it.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 01:13 AM (3tF5Z)
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Yeah but some citi folks dont know whether they are the rooster or the hen.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2026 01:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 01:15 AM (w6EFb)
publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
I just checked -- NASA intends to take the ISS out of orbit near Point Nemo in 1931.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 01:17 AM (xG4kz)
yeah, you can tell he don't make any noise when he farts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at April 29, 2026 01:17 AM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Trump should show up and ask "Where's the bridge? I built bigger things faster."
Posted by: unbannediklos at April 29, 2026 01:18 AM (gyYZl)
Elon has the contract to do that. It will cost close to $1.5B. Elon will get about $850M of that. Obviously a time machine is involved as well. Makes sense. Send the station back to 1931, then deorbit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
Hey JQ, how be ye?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 29, 2026 12:32 AM (
One year as of May 6
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 29, 2026 01:20 AM (T6aVk)
Posted by: m
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You sound like my wife, before her first cataract surgery.
I kept telling her there was nothing to it, but she was a nervous wreck, so much so that they gave her a valium before.
For the second surgery, 6 months later, she was almost blase' about it.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2026 01:21 AM (3tF5Z)
Mulva Hall -- is that anything like Burma Shave?
Signs on the kajillion dollar animal overpass.
Carry your shit
With you, please
To help eradicate
Fecal disease.
Mulva Hall
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 29, 2026 01:21 AM (xG4kz)
Outstanding!!!
I went looking based on your description and found this. A bit more mellow:
https://youtu.be/O-GH56C7rHQ
Posted by: pawn at April 29, 2026 01:23 AM (5qng6)
My current bedtime read is a book Jim sent me
Born Fighting
About the Scots Irish
Although Jim had some Austro-Hungarian ancestry that I helped him research.
Posted by: annonyklos at April 29, 2026 01:24 AM (gyYZl)
Posted by: m at April 29, 2026 01:25 AM (8NTVk)
The ISS has been been up there for 28 years depending on how you count. First module went up in 1998. Full assembly of all the modules and components was completed in 2011, the year the Space Shuttle was retired.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 01:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2026 01:28 AM (Ia/+0)
1933. Just try to ignore the youngster at the start & end.
https://youtu.be/dtEj0xepF8k
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - there I said it at April 29, 2026 01:28 AM (y3Pql)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 01:34 AM (rdVOm)
Trump should show up and ask "Where's the bridge? I built bigger things faster."
Posted by: unbannediklos
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Or DeSantis. "I don't even charge income tax and I get hurricanes cleaned up in no time."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 29, 2026 01:37 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 29, 2026 01:41 AM (T+qtl)
The colored bands you see on the horizon from those orbital videos are airglow. Here's a bunch:
https://is.gd/vgVJdY
The different layers have different colors. If you scroll down a bit you'll see one of the Milky Way and storms over Africa (the ISS blesses the rains over Africa).
The greens and reds are the higher layers, and you can't really see the stratosphere or the troposphere except right at the terminator at orbital sunrise and set.
That rains in Africa goes on until sunrise, and right there at the last you'll see a thin blue line. That's the stratosphere. Look off to the side as the sun gets higher and you'll see another really thin line under the blue. That's the troposphere.
That thin blue line and the even thinner one below is what keeps up pressurised agin' the vacuum. That's our very thin little security blanket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 29, 2026 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)
So, what else is new?
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)
Right? Threatening us with more abortion, lolol. I don't want the fuckers to breed. In the old days they would kill the pregnant ones to kill off the enemy's future. These days they're good enough to do it for us. Did you ever see a more retarded sub species of human as the dem?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2026 01:50 AM (snZF9)
They really really seem to desire CW 2.0.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 29, 2026 01:54 AM (T+qtl)
The NEW, new soviet men. They'll stop at nothing, to (try to) undo the USA.
Posted by: JQ at April 29, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Rainy Season Cafe
India
Ashraful Arefin
Doggo adds to the precipitation. Rain and storms. Death Valley is experiencing a "superbloom" after record rainfall. He thought it was a honeypot. Doggo is excited to be adopted from the shelter. Welcome company. Rain in the Grand Canyon causes temporary waterfalls. Rain in Glencoe, Scotland. Rain in Edinburgh. Wet ducklings. Guy "mines" the streets of NYC, digging up the dirt in the cracks in the pavement outside jewelry shops, looking for dropped gems and precious metals. He made $800 one month so he's like a millionaire.
Armadillo catching an apple.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/zJtes27H9F
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 28, 2026
Dog loves the slide.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ixhaJcW1eS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 27, 2026
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs.. 😉 pic.twitter.com/kSkb6L57em
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 27, 2026
Man swinging through the air after cutting the palm tree top with chainsaw.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 28, 2026
He never watched Looney Toons once in his life. He made it down safe, though.pic.twitter.com/S1HZ3Z1l3q
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Illhan Omar, smarty pants at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (uH6hO)
Cherry blossoms are beautiful.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 07:35 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 07:35 PM (qFwJc)
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Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 07:37 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)
Then let gravity take over.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 07:37 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (rbvCR)
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Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)
Maybe you're thinking of a video cameras with the small tape that fits into a VHS carriage?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (kxLc1
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It was called VHS-C. I was an engineer in the coating and calendaring department at the Sony Magnetics in Alabama for 14 years. At the end we were producing 54,000 foot jumbo rolls (2.1 feet wide) of tape at 4,000 feet per minute. We were making millions of cassettes a month and supplied the entire Western Hemisphere.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (Vh9CX)
Nice photo up top, but didja get a load of that tangle of wires? I'll bet electricity in India is unreliable, at best.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2026 07:39 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2026 07:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 07:41 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Wo Fat at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (oftw2)
Yes, that is why they have all those funny coolie hats, so they don't get waterlogged and explode like pigeons.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 07:42 PM (rbvCR)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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1h
🚨 OMG. Ugandan Mayor Mamdani just stunned New Yorkers by all but ADMITTING DEFEAT, begging for a state bailout due to the budget crisis
He’s also DELAYING the city budget
“We need new revenue!” 🤡
You got SWINDLED, NYC!
He can’t pay for free sht!
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 07:42 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:42 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Dr. Malcolm at April 28, 2026 07:43 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 28, 2026 07:43 PM (wVcYX)
I worked for a tree surgeon in college. I was the ground grunt, cutting up all the stuff the dropped, chipping, etc..
Unless we taking a tree down the climbers didn't use spurs. It was all ropes and free climbing. Pound for pound the strongest guys I've ever been around. Not to be toyed with.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)
He can’t pay for free sht!
They weren't swindled or duped. They all just figured he'd screw the other guys first.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 07:44 PM (WY8UN)
Posted by: Ford Has A Better Idea at April 28, 2026 07:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:44 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)
IIRC, the incompatibilities between the Beta format and VHS format went beyond the simple shape of the box. Tape speed, rotating head speed and angle, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (uH6hO)
18 Good evening, horde.
Nice photo up top, but didja get a load of that tangle of wires? I'll bet electricity in India is unreliable, at best.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2026 07:39 PM
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In Tijuana, and much of the Third World, there are tangles of thousands of extension cords the people use to steal electricity from the power lines. Why do they steal it? Because it's overpriced and unreliable. Why is it overpriced and unreliable? Because they steal it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (HLgI3)
Jennifer Lawrence has fabulous eyes.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)
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I feel about JLaw like I feel about Melania Trump. Objectively good looking but neither really do anything for me.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 07:47 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: 13times
Lots of wires overhead, though.
They must turn off the electrical grid when it rains so those rats nests don't all short out and catch fire at once.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:48 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Cif43)
*fistbump
I posted before I read the comments, naturally!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2026 07:48 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (HLgI3)
There was a great essayist from the LGF days who later branched out to videos. I remember him discussing that. It was a great examination.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 07:48 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cheap Thrills at April 28, 2026 07:48 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:49 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 07:49 PM (eOqcD)
Why do they steal it? Because it's overpriced and unreliable. Why is it overpriced and unreliable? Because they steal it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (HLgI3)
____________
Coming soon to a West Coast state which shall remain nameless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:49 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)
Loggers. A friend told me everything about logging was deadly dangerous; human limbs sheared by skidder cables snapping etc.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (vFG9F)
We we there the day they closed the hotel as the AC does not work anymore.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/x2y1u2XLym2xuSLa9
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Eromero
Was there literally no safe direction to drop the whole tree? It's not like it needs a wide landing strip, just a long one.
Posted by: mikeski lobs one at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (gtcuf)
Loggers. A friend told me everything about logging was deadly dangerous; human limbs sheared by skidder cables snapping etc.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (uH6hO)
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That's nothing next to the mental stress women suffer from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (HdYcL)
You got SWINDLED, NYC!
He can’t pay for free sht!
Posted by: beckster
There's a lesson in there, somewhere, that they won't learn. You can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 28, 2026 07:53 PM (mJreO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:53 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (uH6hO)
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That's nothing next to the mental stress women suffer from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (HdYcL)
Those email splinters are killer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
And that's okay!
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)
Hey they had women competing too. 😃
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (kxLc1)
Bro most everyone in USA is having problems paying
Myself ? I am retired so I am OK
Posted by: Paul at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (BkEHS)
This wasn't logging, just residential tree stuff. But definitely one of the jobs I worked with the highest potential of bad outcomes. Chains saws, wood chippers, tree limbs and trunks falling. Never a dull moment.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Oddbob
OW MY FACE
Posted by: Face Eating Leopard Party delegate #22 at April 28, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (mJreO)
Posted by: Accomack
All Mamdani needs do is trade his cow for some magic beans.
Posted by: Dr. Malcolm at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
The American chestnut, maybe 40% of the eastern forest was logged by hand saws.
Those were men's men.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (HdYcL)
Shut it, misogynist! YOU try remembering whose birthday it is this week.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 07:59 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 08:00 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (uH6hO)
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That's nothing next to the mental stress women suffer from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (HdYcL)
Those email splinters are killer!
Posted by: Count de Monet
When I was an attorney, paper cuts were a constant threat.
Posted by: Dr. Malcolm at April 28, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)
Those were men's men.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 07:58 PM (q6tQZ)
___________
One stump, one man, one day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 08:01 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw
I own a tree co., and have a very low work comp rate vs industry average.
Why?
I let the guys starving do those trees someone let go too long.
I won't send a climber up a dead tree, e.g..
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:01 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:01 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (viF8m)
Imagine getting a sleeve tangled in a branch as it's fed into the wood chipper.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 08:01 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 08:02 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Paul at April 28, 2026 07:56 PM (BkEHS)
If you had not dropped out of third grade, you'd know how to spell "retarded".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 08:02 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: 13times
Those days are gone. Slower feeds, "Oh shit" cords inside the chutes.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:04 PM (q6tQZ)
yes, that's a thing.
In building with lots of jewelers, the dust from sweeping the floor is collected and burned to recover the gold.
Posted by: comradearthur at April 28, 2026 08:04 PM (x1ccQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 08:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Jack Kirkpatrick at April 28, 2026 08:05 PM (Cqx++)
Trump killed IT
hahahahhaha
Fuck you Progressives
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:49 PM (/+uur)
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TBF it was Nixon they first put the screws to in 1973. Carter was sloppy seconds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 08:05 PM (8jVAy)
I had a love hate relationship with that thing. They put them in horror movies for a reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Last spring, it snowed here after the cherry trees were in bloom. It was very beautiful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy , at April 28, 2026 08:07 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 08:07 PM (8jVAy)
Rosa DeLauro is a 60's vintage Troll Doll that acquired very limited self-awareness.
Would that more persons offering testimony to those dunces on Capitol Hill doffed the kid gloves and publicly called those dumbasses dumbasses before the cameras.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 08:08 PM (gJ6Uy)
Where's your business located?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)
Would jerk your arm off if you didn't watch it. Rules about gloves with cuffs... getting whacked on the back of the ear by brush... all that crap.
Newer chippers have feed rollers. Nice and slow. Place an end in the teeth of the roller, step back and watch it eat.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:09 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:04 PM (q6tQZ)
Good. I've a phobia about whirling blades; table saws, skillsaws, planers kicking-back etc.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 08:09 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:10 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:11 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2026 08:12 PM (up14Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (HLgI3)
See also Baltimore, South Central and Compton.
Posted by: Speaking of 3d world hellholes at April 28, 2026 08:13 PM (TbWk/)
That pic at the dinner where the alarm has just been sounded, he's looking over at Melania with a semi-smirk, while Melania and the guy standing between them have a shocked look on their faces. Excellent "meme" has a bubble added with Trump saying "First time?".
And today, when Trump holds a bee in his hand while Melania and their highnesses look a bit taken aback.
As has been noted a zillion times, nobody like him.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 08:13 PM (U/Byj)
Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates
Hitler's Führerbunker began as a ballroom extension to a building called the Old Chancelley to which an air raid shelter was added, eventually transformed into a luxurious bunker 50 feet underground that could be hermetically sealed to protect the VIP occupants from chemical weapons.
T***p's fanatic emphasis on ballroom/bunker might indicate that he anticipates, or will precipitate, a nuclear exchange of some sort, from which he, his staff, & (probably) selected billionaire donors might be protected.
otherwise, it is hard to explain how important this ballroom has suddenly become.
#WhenIsABallroomNotABallroom?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy , at April 28, 2026 08:13 PM (ndZc7)
>A former coworker once showed me a vial of all of the gold he had recently panned from the local area. When I casually asked him where he got that, he went nutso, suspicious that I would jump his claim. Dude, chill.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 08:14 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:14 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Ramm me fuhrer! Mach schnell! at April 28, 2026 08:15 PM (TbWk/)
Ugandan Mayor Mamdani just stunned New Yorkers by all but ADMITTING DEFEAT, begging for a state bailout due to the budget crisis
Never, ever, before that guy have I felt so strongly that "NOW, there's a face badly in need of a fist!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 08:15 PM (gJ6Uy)
That's exactly what it was. Thing was viciously efficient but you really had to stay on your game and not do anything stupid. Not my strong suit.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:15 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 08:15 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
@JoyceCarolOates
Hitler's Führerbunker began as a ballroom extension to a building called the Old Chancelley to which an air raid shelter was added, eventually transformed into a luxurious bunker 50 feet underground that could be hermetically sealed to protect the VIP occupants from chemical weapons.
T***p's fanatic emphasis on ballroom/bunker might indicate that he anticipates, or will precipitate, a nuclear exchange of some sort, from which he, his staff, & (probably) selected billionaire donors might be protected.
otherwise, it is hard to explain how important this ballroom has suddenly become.
#WhenIsABallroomNotABallroom?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy , at April 28, 2026 08:13 PM
This kind of stoopid really should be physically painful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 08:16 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Man., there are soft gloves for that. Check on-line. Not even expensive. Use them to make tater chips.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:17 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 08:17 PM (gJ6Uy)
Since 1957.
Nope. The business I worked for was based in Concord, MA.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 28, 2026 08:12 PM
Over to you, Piper.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 08:18 PM (Wnv9h)
In the post-Soviet USSR "left lines" were strung in many cities to connect to main lines that would be hot when lots of other lines were cold most of the time. Power generation could be spotty in many places. Ditto water pressure, of course. Always checked and if there was water flowing you'd fill the buckets that were thoughtfully provided, plus a bathtub if there was one.
Yerevan, Armenia was kind of cool to walk around at night - almost always blacked out. Eerie. During winter, not so nice, but I was not there much in the cold weather.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (U/Byj)
A former coworker once showed me a vial of all of the gold he had recently panned from the local area. When I casually asked him where he got that, he went nutso, suspicious that I would jump his claim. Dude, chill.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Was his name Fred C. Dobbs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (Cqx++)
This kind of stoopid really should be physically painful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 08:16 PM (Wnv9h)
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Hush, child. She's a Famous Author and clearly a Person Of Great Insight of a sort not given to the common clay. Hearken to her words, and learn.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (HdYcL)
I had a love hate relationship with that thing. They put them in horror movies for a reason.
Posted by: JackStraw
There is a very well know case of a 6 year old boy helping his father grind up a tree in 2012, in Salem, Connecticut. The boy was feeding a branch into the chipper and it pulled him in. He was gone in an instant.
EVERYONE involved in the case was a mental disaster for a long time.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It was stupid whatever it was at April 28, 2026 08:22 PM (TbWk/)
@JoyceCarolOates
Yikes. That bint really reached up into the nether regions of her arse for that gem.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2026 08:22 PM (ceJ0R)
Another thing, the days of climbers being extraordinary athletes, with great stomachs and arms are gone.
Hell, the chainsaws are 1/2 the weight of even 20 years ago.
https://tinyurl.com/2fh6brjk
Oh, well... it's safer, and easier, and quicker. What's not to like?
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:22 PM (q6tQZ)
There is a very well know case of a 6 year old boy helping his father grind up a tree in 2012, in Salem, Connecticut. The boy was feeding a branch into the chipper and it pulled him in. He was gone in an instant.
EVERYONE involved in the case was a mental disaster for a long time.
Posted by: Tonypete
I remember that incident being mentioned here before.
I immediately thought of it tonight when they stated talking about the tree eating machine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 08:23 PM (Cqx++)
I recall Joyce Carol Oates initially showing up on the radar for something retarded. Was it tampon earrings or the like?
Posted by: It was stupid whatever it was at April 28, 2026 08:22 PM (TbWk/)
__________
She wears Glasses of Great Seriousness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 08:23 PM (HdYcL)
Before you call him a man? Yes 'n' . . .
NY Post Editorial Board: How Many Times Must Trump Be Targeted Before the Left Quits Radicalizing People?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Duluth Trading Company needs to co-opt that hashtag.
Posted by: it would be a jeanius move at April 28, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
NY Post Editorial Board: How Many Times Must Trump Be Targeted Before the Left Quits Radicalizing People?
____________
NY Times Editorial Board: How Many Times Must Trump Be Targeted Before He Accepts His Fate?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (GD0B3)
@PooWorldOrderr: Indian professor Jayant Bhandari tells the truth about Indians
https://t.co/7aaf3bY7f0
Paul Joseph Watson: Liberal Women Visit India
youtu.be/DPqoRgjfpig
Posted by: mindful webworker - turd world pooholes at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: fd
There's a fun, goofy Brit show called Detectorists starring the guy that plays Dr Zola in the Marvel movies. Prolly too adult for kids, but fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 08:25 PM (diia5)
That's exactly what it was. Thing was viciously efficient but you really had to stay on your game and not do anything stupid. Not my strong suit.
Posted by: JackStraw
>The industrial strength chippers are a marvel. 300 and 500hp motors with discs with knives will chip a whole tree within seconds. Fed by vibrating shaker tables. Keep clear and wear your hearing and eye protection!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 08:25 PM (Fbc0I)
Contractor on a work site showed me a mason jar full of huge placer gold - those nuggets looked like thumb-drop cookies - roll a decent sized ball of dough and mash your thumb into the middle - that big.
The expense they went to to get at that placer likely cost $10 grand.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 08:26 PM (uH6hO)
EVERYONE involved in the case was a mental disaster for a long time.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (Kyh8Y
That would be horrifying.
There was a huge chain reaction car wreck on the 401 in Southern Ontario one year when there was really heavy fog. At least 50 vehicles.
I remember reading of one guy trying to save a screaming girl yelling "I'm only 14!"
I'd drink heavily after that....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 08:26 PM (Sco7b)
111
Joyce Carol Oates
A regular Miss Marple, she is. Colossal dumbass, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 08:17 PM
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Ten years ago she was getting senile.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 08:26 PM (HLgI3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:27 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 08:24 PM
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"How many times must assassins target Trump and miss?" is more like it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:28 PM (TqkcX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 08:28 PM (S3Ylv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Was his name Fred C. Dobbs?
Yosemite Sam
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 08:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)
Probably after fed-up anonymous people on our side start targetting and killing them and their families.
It should take no more than 25% of them gone to get the message.
Maybe 50%.
They are stupid.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 08:29 PM (Sco7b)
EVERYONE involved in the case was a mental disaster for a long time.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2026 08:19 PM (Kyh8Y)
They have blade brakes now for table saw that can stop the saw in a tiny fraction of a second. Surely some analog of that technology could be applied to wood chippers and other inherently dangerous machines. Perhaps some sort of guard around the chute opening, that if pressed with sufficient force, would close a switch and fire a powder-actuated brake wedge to stop the drum in a quarter revolution. Use shear pins in the drive from motor to the drum, so if the drum got stopped by brake, the pins would shear, and the motor could continue to run, unharmed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 08:30 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:30 PM (TqkcX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Listen to her Words, ye Sane, and despair.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 08:30 PM (VHUov)
Went 2 weeks ago for my regualr cleaning; they said they don't take my insurance anymore so I pre-paid. They promised to submit a claim and said insurance would probably send my a check,
Looked at my insurance online today and they've gotten a payment for around half the bill more than a week ago. 😠
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 08:32 PM (fE6HJ)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 28, 2026 08:33 PM (MgbOX)
They have blade brakes now for table saw that can stop the saw in a tiny fraction of a second. Surely some analog of that technology could be applied to wood chippers and other inherently dangerous machines. Perhaps some sort of guard around the chute opening, that if pressed with sufficient force, would close a switch and fire a powder-actuated brake wedge to stop the drum in a quarter revolution. Use shear pins in the drive from motor to the drum, so if the drum got stopped by brake, the pins would shear, and the motor could continue to run, unharmed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 08:30 PM (utfVc)
Most people like us who have worked in the industrial or agricultural trades have known people missing parts of or whole limbs, dangerous life.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 08:33 PM (LHPAg)
Any update on Captain Whitebread?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 08:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 08:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Mandolin gloves.
BTW, I start at Amazon, and will order from anyone else who has them, especially local
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:34 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
Dementia. Can you dig it, you old bat?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:34 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 08:33 PM (LHPAg)
I lost a work colleague to the PTO shaft on a tractor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 08:35 PM (utfVc)
Sure you did Chuck. Sure you did.
Posted by: The Very Dead Harry Reid at April 28, 2026 08:37 PM (abIsI)
The cords in the chute reverse the feed rollers. No need to stop 80 or 100hp of raw inertia.
There are feed wheel activators in and outside.
Honestly, these things aren't scary anymore. Maybe not scary enough...
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:37 PM (q6tQZ)
Yosemite Sam
Posted by: Archimedes
>More like Silas McGee in Mother Lode. Which I thought was a fine movie.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 08:38 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:38 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: DBCooper
Their best song was . . .
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 08:38 PM (ndZc7)
MkY can tell you better than I, my experience was a long time ago and I'm sure safety features have greatly improved since then. But some stuff is just inherently dangerous. The whole point of a chainsaw is to have an exposed chain driven set of blades. And if you are going to chip big pieces of trees they gotta get in there some how.
I actually loved the job. Got to be outside playing with all kinds of toys. Also taught me to give a lot of respect to the guys who do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:30 PM (TqkcX)
Have met people? How many drunk off their ass assholes get behind the wheel?
People don't think bad things will happen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:39 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:50 PM (uH6hO)
_____________
That's nothing next to the mental stress women suffer from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (HdYcL)
Those email splinters are killer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:55 PM (wVcYX)
***
Clearly none of these people have been kicked in the nuts.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
Pan the inner bank on a river turn. It's counterintuitive I know. Also the downriver side of larger rocks, not the up river side. Look for good gravel and black sand.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:41 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: DBCooper
Washington State University, 1975.
Bought them a drink in a downtown bar afterwards. They returned the favor.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Serious gold planners move big boulders in the stream with levers or come-alongs to get the gravel beneath. Gold is so heavy it finds it's way down into crannies and goes all the way to bedrock.
Posted by: Gold, Jerry! at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:40 PM (2WIwB)
So many women think it’s funny. Lack of empathy or complete ignorance? Hard to tell.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:45 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: DBCooper
Washington State University, 1975.
Bought them a drink in a downtown bar afterwards. They returned the favor.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (2WIwB)
You get lucky?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)
And engineers can't fix stupid. Climbing saws have a top handle. They're designed to be used with one hand. Gues what doesn't work with one hand on the saw?
The chain brake.
Had a guy (off duty, thank God) who cut his face with a one-handed chainsaw. Was cutting vines off a chainlink fence, hit the fence and lost his face-modeling career.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:45 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:45 PM (ZVgZ4)
Complete ignorance. But also women are evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gold, Jerry!! at April 28, 2026 08:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 08:46 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (glnUu)
I wanna see okra on the menu and then for King Chuck to hurl.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.
I hope it's pulled pork BBQ, hush puppies, and sweet tea for those royal assholes. For desert it should be Scooter Pies.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:47 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2026 08:47 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:48 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2026 08:48 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 08:48 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 08:48 PM (ZVgZ4)
==
What's for dinner??
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)
Gawd.
That's what I get for doing this while exhausted. I totally read that wrong.
Never mind...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2026 08
Oh my gosh the outfits this week! I am in heaven.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 08:50 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
The pulled pork is haram for King Jug Ears.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 08:50 PM (mJreO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (glnUu)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:47 PM (abIsI)
Can we do apple pie for dessert? I think that's just as American.
Should be an American food dinner. We DO have specifically American cuisine. And it is mostly damned good.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (q6tQZ)
So many women think it’s funny.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Actually, women have no idea, and I don't know where you get the idea that women think it's funny. If women are laughing, it's only because men do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 08:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 08:51 PM (afFes)
I'm just afraid of the smell. It's bad enough in Chicago where everything smells like piss. Can you imagine the smell in India?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:52 PM (DwqWV)
Love the doggies coming out of the gate like it's the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 08:53 PM (afFes)
Posted by: Gold, Jerry! at April 28, 2026 08:44 PM (oftw2)
Don't neglect the geochemical aspect of some gold placers. There is pretty good evidence that some bacteria in the soil can create a local reducing environment that causes gold to precipitate out of solution, and actually "gold-plate" the microbes. Uranium is another metal that can be reduced out solution by decaying organic matter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 08:54 PM (utfVc)
That's what I get for doing this while exhausted. I totally read that wrong.
Never mind...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 08:49 PM (2WIwB)
Merely a jest, good sir.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 08:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:52 PM (DwqWV)
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Yes, that was my other thought as well because of the incredible heat. No thanks.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 08:54 PM (afFes)
So many women think it’s funny.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Actually, women have no idea, and I don't know where you get the idea that women think it's funny. If women are laughing, it's only because men do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 08:52 PM (n7rxJ)
Women don't, usually, think horrid pain is funny. Men like watching the three stooges, but women? Not so much. Just doesn't tickle the funny bone.
Likewise, women will never know what it is like to be kicked in the balls. Just as men will never know what it is like being a woman, no matter how many perverts claim they "feel like a woman." What they feel is a parody of being a woman, not the actual experience.
Not possible.
So, most of us take your word for it, and don't think it's cute, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:55 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:41 PM (abIsI)
By all means go have fun. A plastic pan costs $20 bucks.
Hiking in to remote ravines that no one else dares hike is for the young and .. fearless. I bloody well know of such a place - using a high quality gold detector and mountaineering gear. I'm not that person. (There's a long defunct water driven 5 stamp ore crusher and flooded shaft 1 mile uphill)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 08:55 PM (uH6hO)
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The lid of the grill fell on his head as he was checking the doneness of the cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:55 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:47 PM (abIsI)
Can we do apple pie for dessert? I think that's just as American.
Should be an American food dinner. We DO have specifically American cuisine. And it is mostly damned good.
Posted by: tcn in AK
A substitute could be Apple Pie BUT, not with that Frenchy a la Mode garbage. Melted cheddar only.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:56 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 28, 2026 08:56 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2026 08
Oh my gosh the outfits this week! I am in heaven.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 08:50 PM (hftzA)
We need a Horde-sourced coffee table picture book of Melania's outfits, with commentary. Get to it, Piper. Maybe Bluebell can give you some ideas. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:57 PM (DwqWV)
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As long as he didn't say anything approving of the Fourth Crusade I'm good with it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:58 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 08:56 PM (abIsI)
Naturally. DH is from WI, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:58 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner"
Corned squab, fried hogtail, possum fritters with gopher gravy. String beets, rutabaga hearts, and squashed okra. Yum yum!
Posted by: Grandpa Jones at April 28, 2026 08:58 PM (vFG9F)
Second Course: Spring Herbed Ravioli with Ricotta Cheese, Morels, and Parmesan Emulsion (handcrafted ravioli using White House Kitchen Garden herbs, filled with creamy ricotta and morels).
Third Course: Dover Sole Meunière with Potato Pavé, Spring Ramps, Snow Peas, and Parsley Oil (classic sole in nutty brown butter with tender spring vegetables).
Dessert: White House Honey & Vanilla Bean Crémeux (a silky creamy dessert), Flourless Chocolate Gâteau with Almond Joconde (chocolate and almond cake, chocolate is dense, almond lighter) and Crème Fraîche Ice Cream
Wines (selected to highlight American winemaking):
Hopkins Riesling “Heritage” 2024
The Penner-Ash Pinot Noir “Willamette Valley” 2022
The Newton Chardonnay “Unfiltered” 2022
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:00 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 28, 2026 09:00 PM (Vvh2V)
That’s the problem with complaining about low life women at AOSHQ: you lot of women are high class and full of empathy. Rest assured I wasn’t talking about you.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:57 PM (DwqWV
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You must be thinking of another bluebell. I'm sitting here in jeans and sneakers (and a shirt, you perverts) and also an apron because I just got done washing dishes.
The only thing I have in common with Melania is that we live within 20 miles of each other. My feet hurt in sympathy when I see her in those high heels she always wears. I would not make a good First Lady.
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (afFes)
I'm lazy, so I just buy lottery tickets.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (Fbc0I)
The guy who showed me placer nuggets helicoptered-in a rebuilt Volkswagen engine, bolted it to granite and with a series of block and tackle overturned a massive granite boulder on the south fork Yuba river.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:02 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:57 PM
Don't forget to sprinkle in some of the fashion tips that various 'rons have offered here over the years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 08:57 PM (DwqWV)
Right! That would be fun!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: runner"
Corned squab, fried hogtail, possum fritters with gopher gravy. String beets, rutabaga hearts, and squashed okra. Yum yum!
Posted by: Grandpa Jones at April 28, 2026 08:58 PM (vFG9F)
Yeesh.
How about slow roast of moose, with roasted Yukon Gold potatoes, succotash with browned butter, farmhouse bread and blueberry jam, pickled dilly beans, lingonberry relish, and apple pie with cheddar cheese.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM (DwqWV)
Almost. Born 1938, now 87, per Wikipedo.
Posted by: mindful webworker - three names, like an assassin at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 09:02 PM (0sNs1)
Something about pointy elbows and sweater puppies....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM
No love for us???
Posted by: The Shivs at April 28, 2026 09:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (afFes)
I meant about publishing tips, dear. You did a marvelous job with the cookbook, after all.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:03 PM
You forgot me already?
Posted by: Verticle stripes can be quite slimming at April 28, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)
Heresy!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:06 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:06 PM (GD0B3)
King Chuck is actually making a nice speech at the White House dinner.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 08:58 PM (+HNx/)
I coulda been a Crusader!
Posted by: The Flying Crowbar at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (utfVc)
I'm lazy, so I just buy lottery tickets.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
All I could think about while reading this was my beekeeping habit!
Har
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:01 PM (afFes)
She and I share the same birthday.
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026
J is in India right now. He comes home Thursday. Not even remotely jealous of this work trip!
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:08 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 09:08 PM (abIsI)
Had dinner and put away most of the stuff in the suitcases. The cats remember me after the trip, but Stirling is being nearly as aloof as Dagny. I guess he's switched his allegiance to Linda from me. I'll have to win him back (read: bribe him).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 09:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 09:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)
Heresy!
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:06 PM (DwqWV)
What's weird about a dessert employing the tried and true sweet/savory contrast?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 09:09 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (GD0B3)
Heresy!
Posted by: tcn in AK
Obviously a communist.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 09:10 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 09:09 PM (utfVc)
For me it is the texture thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)
She wasn't wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: MkY
And I read this in the middle of all the fashion comments, and thought, "The Sisters of Perpetual Buzzing?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 09:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Will you laugh at me if I have to ask what a scooter pie is? The thought of King Charles saying that out loud is really funny, no matter what they are.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:11 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:12 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Fabienne at April 28, 2026 09:13 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:14 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 09:11 PM (VHUov)
The Beach Boys had a song about that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 09:14 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
>I'm good with that, as long as I don't have to make it.
When's the last time a royal cooked a meal? I mean, beside the Retard Harry's hootchie mama pretending to cook for social media?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 09:14 PM (Fbc0I)
He should be executed!
This is sarcasm, Bob.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 09:14 PM (zZu0s)
I have never been kicked out for arriving carrying a pie.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:14 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (n7rxJ)
It was a clever little speech.
I hope he means most.of what he said.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
As I said, heresy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:07
You just had to laugh when he mentioned the British attempts to remodel the WH in 1814.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 28, 2026 09:16 PM (55Qr6)
I like everything about baking pies, but I have no sweet tooth, so I just watch everyone else enjoying them.
Posted by: Wenda at April 28, 2026 09:16 PM (KAiYa)
It was a clever little speech.
I hope he means most.of what he said.
Posted by: Diogenes
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That's the thing. So much of it is contradicted by current events.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:16 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (GD0B3)
Vibram sole is tasty, but very chewy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 09:17 PM (utfVc)
Almost. Born 1938, now 87, per Wikipedo.
Posted by: mindful webworker - three names, like an assassin at April 28, 2026
***
I've tried multiple times to read her stuff. It just does not hold my interest, even when she's trying (in a literary fashion, natch) to emulate a horror story or a fantasy. Like a lot of literary types, she gets some of the tropes right, but fails on the background, or at making the story gripping on some level.
Huxley managed it with Brave New World, and there have been a few others who succeeded. But most often when literary types try to do genre, it doesn't come off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 09:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: runner
With Ritz crackers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 09:17 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
(He'll eat your face off tonight)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:18 PM (q6tQZ)
Its too good for Chuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026
***
I thought hascap was that union that songwriters had to belong to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 09:19 PM (wzUl9)
Camilla's necklace is incredible. Almost too much for the dress she is wearing.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:19 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
(He'll eat your face off tonight)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026
***
Probably he'll kick me awake at 3:30 instead of 3:45.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 09:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Piper
What a coincidence. Me, also!
Posted by: Grubby Gertie at April 28, 2026 09:20 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 09:05 PM (DwqWV)
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Ah. Well, thank you, but the publishing stuff was 100% Weasel. I have no idea how that side of the biz ran!
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:21 PM (afFes)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Pie is good. We like beef roast, I like venison roast, but we both like the meat pot pies that come a few days later from either.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:21 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:22 PM (pZEOD)
Wenda
Pop was similar... only pies he'd eat was home made or store bought.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:23 PM (q6tQZ)
aka Moon Pie. Best served after a visit to a microwave for 20 seconds.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 09:24 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:26 PM (q6tQZ)
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Who am I kidding??? Any other time is ok too.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Ole Buzzard at April 28, 2026 09:28 PM (oftw2)
Flip flop season approaches.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:28 PM (viF8m)
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Who am I kidding??? Any other time is ok too.
Posted by: Diogenes
How many meals did the hobbits have?
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 09:28 PM (VHUov)
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Who am I kidding??? Any other time is ok too.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm wildly disappointed that you didn't mention that proper pie indugence includes Red Breast.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 09:29 PM (glnUu)
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (2WIwB)
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I had no idea you were such a spring chicken!
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:29 PM (afFes)
Dang!
Camilla's necklace is incredible. Almost too much for the dress she is wearing.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I wonder how far back it goes. It looks like it's made out of the looted rubies of ten statues of Vishnu.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:30 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Piper
>King Chuckles is such a witty card, not realizing that within a generation they'll be speaking Arabic. Dumb fuck.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 09:30 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 09:31 PM (abIsI)
Good evening, my friend. Hope you and yours are doing well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2026 09:32 PM (ceJ0R)
King Chuckles is such a witty card, not realizing that within a generation they'll be speaking Arabic. Dumb fuck.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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My goodness. You've been a font of anti-royal hostility today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 09:33 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 09:34 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: The Ole Buzzard at April 28, 2026 09:28 PM (oftw2)
Bullion Pit, Likely, B.C.
https://tinyurl.com/ykv7t3v6
Hydraulic mined, 1920's - 1930's. Sluice box was in a hard-rock tunnel at the south end, that emptied into the Quesnel River. Salmon runs on the river actually improved during the mine's life, as the turbidity made it harder for trout to prey on the baby salmon heading to the ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 09:35 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
I'm sorry you know that.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 09:36 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 09:37 PM (GD0B3)
Camilla's necklace is incredible. Almost too much for the dress she is wearing.
Posted by: Diogenes
The Queen has looked lovely this entire trip, honestly. She can look frumpy, but she really hasn’t this time. Can you imagine the fretting that had to have taken place knowing she was going to be near Melania?
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:37 PM (p4NUW)
Saw my first sailboat on the bay today.-JackStraw
I knew when Spring got to your neck of the woods you would start to feel better.
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 09:38 PM (9lqZe)
Dinosaurs may be the reason mammals age fast. According to PBS Eons show.
https://youtu.be/JWOErbTL9N4
Posted by: mindful webworker - mammals r us at April 28, 2026 09:43 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 09:37 PM (p4NUW)
Indeed.
No one comes close except the Princess of Wales.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 09:43 PM (WONhk)
I kind of like winter but the last couple of months I'm ready for it to be over. And I will never not be a sucker for Spring in New England.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 28, 2026 09:29 PM (glnUu)
With all the erudite personages of the Horde, I didn't think it necessary to state the obvious. But your point is spot on.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:45 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
>May I suggest King Trump? Thought not. I have no qualms with the British culture, but we do have a history and they are not envisioning things clearly.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 09:47 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Stateless
Not since april 19
He posted that the IV antibiotics are helping a little
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 09:48 PM (LmPA0)
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:07 PM (2WIwB)
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I had no idea you were such a spring chicken!
Posted by: bluebell at April 28, 2026 09:29 PM (afFes)
***
My doc says I'm the healthiest old guy he's has as a patient.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:51 PM (77rzZ)
My granddaughters and I have tiaras and we wear them whenever we feel like it (ok, the 8mo old wears a string of fake pearls on her lovely head and now tries to eat them). The 5yr old and I rock tiaras and believe they improve your mood.
I want Queen Camilla to get some new ones out we haven't ever seen in the UK. Time's a wasting! I realize the Princess of Wales is restricted to those she wears, but as Queen, rock on!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 09:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 09:56 PM (2mE2r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mindful webworker - American royalty at April 28, 2026 10:00 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:51 PM (77rzZ)
Scored another $16 today!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 10:00 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper
Dutch
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=419500
Posted by: mindful webworker - first come first served at April 28, 2026 10:03 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 10:04 PM (/+uur)
Thanks, Ace.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 10:08 PM (NFX2v)
New Yorker: "Even if he's lyin', he made $400."
Posted by: docweasel at April 29, 2026 12:48 AM (4ELGW)
Quick Hits
America's Sweetheart and Noted World War Eleven History Buff has called Americans dumb. Has she seen the figures for Somali IQ? Who knows, maybe they're faked to defraud the US government by declaring their kids mentally retarded. We know they claim that a lot of kids are "autistic" to defraud the taxpayers into paying mothers and family friends to be "caretakers" for the fake-austistic children.
More Biden COVID fraud.
Pfizer's COVID antiviral, bankrolled by Biden administration, doesn't help high-risk adults: studyThe Supreme Court has overturned a leftwing judge's injunction, okaying the Texas redistricting map. Even CNN isn't buying child-death-wishing Virginia AG's non-arguments about the inarguable illegality of the Virginia gerrymander referendum. The state constitution requires 90 days between the introduction of a referendum and the vote, and they just didn't even bother to follow this rule. (They also ignored the constitution's requirement that an amendment must be first passed in one state assembly and then, only after an intervening election, re-passed by another state assembly.) Even CNN's fat-faced partisan plumper dismisses his whining about an "activist state judge" and points out that this isn't about a judge, this is about a simple on-its-face "math problem."
New England Journal of Medicine lets Anthony Fauci and his onetime deputy play down results in editorial alongside study from U.K., Canada trials. Critics suspect profit motive played role in long-delayed publication.
By Greg Piper The Biden administration threw its weight and reportedly more than $12 billion in taxpayer money behind Pfizer's Paxlovid despite the COVID-19 antiviral's penchant for rebound infections -- including in the First Couple and then-directors of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. A long-awaited study published in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests the nirmatrelvir-ritonavir combination marketed as Paxlovid, with nearly 24 million courses federally purchased at $530 each, is no better at protecting vaccinated adults at elevated risk than it is at mitigating so-called long COVID, as Pfizer's own research found two years ago. The "two open-label platform trials," known as PANORAMIC in the U.K. and CanTreatCOVID in Canada, found Paxlovid "did not reduce the incidence of hospitalization or death among vaccinated higher-risk participants" -- 50 and older and 18-50 with "coexisting conditions" -- who tested positive for COVID and "had been unwell for 5 days or less." "We found no evidence that early treatment" reduced their "already-low incidence of hospitalization or death in either trial and were unable to identify any prespecified subgroup with compelling evidence of treatment effect," the authors said. It's just the latest black eye for Pfizer, which canceled a trial for its new COVID vaccine for healthy 50-64 year-olds this month due to lack of interest and did not answer a Just the News query for its response to the peer-reviewed study. The Canada Paxlovid trial similarly ended early "because of slow recruitment" and its supply being discontinued, the study said. To play down the new results, NEJM published a same-day editorial by former NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci and his then-deputy director for clinical research, Cliff Lane. The new trials show the findings from Pfizer's EPIC-HR trial, the initial basis for the feds going all-in on Paxlovid, don't apply "to the current circumstances, in which most adults have varying degrees of preexisting immunity and the circulating variants are different," they wrote. "However, one should be cautious not to overinterpret the new data and conclude that nirmatrelvir--ritonavir is not of current value," they said.
Abortion advocate won't say what her favorite form of abortion is.
The Democratic Party wants no limits to when you can kill an unborn child.
— Brandon Gill (@realBrandonGill) April 28, 2026
Even the abortion industry’s top legal scholar admits it. pic.twitter.com/bga9thoaZJ
His life guides pic.twitter.com/3fOYEya6Hx
— The Magic Answer (@TheMagicAnswer) April 28, 2026
Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was… pic.twitter.com/6HTgVjQCiE
— Lee Zeldin (@epaleezeldin) April 27, 2026
Unrelated there is Jake Tapper in the back at a celebrity Dinner Party for Jimmy Kimmel https://t.co/fvkk0VzXV3 pic.twitter.com/Hw6erhYwGl
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 27, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (0WmFt)
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Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)
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*golfclap* Bravo, lady.
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (xxIVv)
I LOVE THIS PLACE!
It is rare but I was willowed:
Omar the Turban Cobra, MN, today:
"King Charles Eye Eye Eye, it is an honor to meet you." She then uluates and scares Camilla, who is biding her time til gin hour...make it a triple!
Or, an aide told her, "Omar,you stupid bint, these are Roman Numbers for #3. He's the third king of the UK named Charles. I realize Roman Numbers are not taught in Mogadishu."
Inshallah oopsie snak bar.
This was after her lecture of World War Eleventy.
Love ya, Ace. It has been a great, great day in the USA! And King Charles 3 Eyes had nothing to do with it!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
Is he the one with a mouth like hairy mish? No.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Tighty Whitey at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (YwEeS)
Rose DeLauro demands to know whether Zeldin has "the right to say climate change doesn't exist." That's the sort of thing a king might outlaw.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)
Experts warn the terse order marks a troubling shift in how the court turns emergency rulings into de facto precedent on voting rights.
At some point, the shadow docket will become the new filibuster. John Roberts is a partisan hack.
These traitors should be made an example of. Jail these people who betray our country and constitution.
It’s ridiculous these judges swore they would leave Roe v Wade alone and then were allowed to overturn it. They lied on their hiring interviews and need to be held accountable
I'm sure the media is going to ignore this and focus on Virginia, but the Blue wave is just getting taller as time goes on with Trump constantly pissing everyone off.
the incoming blue wave might surprise the greedy Republicans in Texas. There's been talk about Texas turning purple for years now. With the Trump administration actively pissing everyone off they could easily lose seats in Texas.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ycI94)
And then he said "Wait until I'm out of office."
Posted by: Dr. Tony Fraudci at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (FtULh)
Zeldin: She's ugly too.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (47/pr)
The old 'bate and switch
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:42 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, Tapper was liked here for awhile.
He was doing real journalism for a few days and we kind of liked that.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)
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"Nor a born child."
/obligatory Ralph "Blackface" Northam
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (VdTX+)
I suggest Chris Hansen crash that party and watch them all scatter.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (gKWVE)
Saying elevenmas and tortielevena will not win her any Hispanic votes.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:40 PM (7RYym)
It originally started out as a kind of video patreon. Artists, hobbyists, musicians, anything really was the 'initial' idea. It is just gals started stripping and that overwhelmed the platform.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)
All of these posters are just like the blue haired freak Congresswoman.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (kxLc1)
With OPEC dying the price of Oil should drop....
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (RjWJE)
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LOL. How many progs pledged to uphold the Constitution in prior appointments?!
Guess what? Not much upholding the Constitution took precedence over "good ideas", but it at least paid lip service to it.
Posted by: Dr. Tony Fraudci at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)
Porn built the internet. Guys have a one track mind.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)
Es Verdad!
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Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Man, everyone's gay once and a while. It's Hollywood.
Posted by: Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (RjWJE)
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The Indiana Democrat-Communist Party has invited Florida's Andrew Gillum to come run as Dezelan's replacement for that State Senate Seat.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 06:46 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)
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They also ignored that the proposal must be worded in neutral language. Which "everything good and pure and decent with a bunch of unicorn rides" didn't do.
In fact, they broke 4-5 laws in bringing this forward.
This actually preserves the Virginia constitution. So as much as I dislike judge fiat, I agree with this one.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Battle of smarts with unarmed opponents at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (78XAW)
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I can't identify by name a single one of those f*ckers.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:49 PM (rj6Yv)
My excuse is it's impossible to properly think while trying to think like Ilhan Omar!
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:49 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Accomack at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (GbONR)
No kidding. LOL
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (zFsEm)
Only one way to find out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (RjWJE)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 28, 2026 06:50 PM (eOqcD)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)
All of these posters are just like the blue haired freak Congresswoman.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Minus the great paying do nothing job with an unusually high stock return rate and killer pension.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)
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Damn. Somebody turn down the brightness!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)
FIFY
The only actual question in the abortion debate is "When and under what circumstances is it acceptable to kill a human child?"
Everything else - women's autonomy, medical decisions, everything - is window dressing designed to obscure the entire fundamental question.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)
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They also ignored that the proposal must be worded in neutral language. Which "everything good and pure and decent with a bunch of unicorn rides" didn't do.
In fact, they broke 4-5 laws in bringing this forward.
This actually preserves the Virginia constitution. So as much as I dislike judge fiat, I agree with this one.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)
So what? I hereby order the new districts map be used this year!
Posted by: Federal District Judge Bookem Danno at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Fi81e)
See full prescribing information for complete boxed warning.
It hardly seems worth the risk.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)
And they did not moderate the content- and that led to... well, porn. And it became a huge cash cow.
Its an interesting, kind of sad story. The owner who kicked it recently tried as recently as a few years ago to ban adult content, but that led to a massive revolt. Plus now, in the wake of its success you have other services that are similar.
I'd wager the success rate though on these platforms is similar to the number of kids who play high school basketball making it to the NBA.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste
Posted by: STARF CKERS INCORPORATED at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Moar of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (YwEeS)
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Rachel is giving horseface a run for her money.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (CyFyf)
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She looks like she's not so sure the witness needs to continue living either.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)
Porn built the internet. Guys have a one track mind.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:45 PM (kxLc1)
Sony has been kicking themselves for decades, because they refused to allow porn distributors to use the vastly superior Betamax format to sell their smut, dooming the format to irrelevance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (ycI94)
When Bernie Sanders rails against oligarchy, I do not think it means what he thinks it means. Makes as much sense as supporting billions in giveaways to health insurance companies then jacking it to Luigi Mangione for murdering an executive of one such health insurance company for having too much money.
Posted by: Stupid maybe, evil definitely at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (TbWk/)
The Left's inability to make logical comparisons has infected some on the Right in that the left's lawfare has some thinking what this Judge did was also lawfare instead of what judges are supposed to do.
He did not file an injunction based on nothing for a partisan delay they know would be overturned. He made an actual ruling and laid out the legal and constitutional reasons.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)
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I should be sending you the Official San Francisco Ballot Pamphlet I received today. There are some doozies in there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)
Dear Miz Waters: In the mid-70's we were told "clump of cells" before 12th week. Which sort of made it ok to others I knew. In reality there is a heartbeat at 8wks on ultrasound. Babies feel pain at 12 weeks from study.
I recently mourned a 9wk grandchild of miscarriage.
Planned Parenthood has a history not only of lying to women but eugenics. With no thought at all of the father.
I note you did not answer the question.
I thank God I never had an abortion, but there is forgiveness by God for those who are haunted by this. I pray for you. There are resources for you.
I want someone to now check DeLauro's gender. A brave soul, very drunk or doped up to check.
Her ringed large fingers make me wonder if it is a male who has used wild clothing all these horrid years to be a drag queen. I know I would have said,"Don't you point those hideous arthritic fingers at me, you loon!"
Which is why I am not in public office.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (WONhk)
Is it just me, or are other people getting a ton of phishing e-mails trying to get me to click on the e-mail, so that something nasty can be installed on my computer.
I'm now getting at least a dozen phishing e-mails a day in my inbox, with another dozen phishing e-mails a day in my inbox being intercepted by my spam filter, so I never see them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (eOqcD)
FCC threatens ABC licence after Trump demands Jimmy Kimmel’s dismissal
In part, "Kimmel referred to the first lady as an "expectant widow," defending his remark as a playful jab at the couple’s age gap."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Moar of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Dude, see a doctor now and get started on antibiotics.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (ycI94)
·
9h
Translated from Korean
Right now, the King of England, Charles, is visiting the United States, and when the real KING shows up, where on earth are the 'No Kings' protests being held?
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (uH6hO)
Why is Israel bombing Lebanon County in Southeast PA ??
President Trump should do something about the evil Jews !!
Posted by: Kami Harris at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
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It's racist to notice. I think.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Rosa De Lauro's animated corpse at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)
"I Heard You Paint House:Frank The Irishman Sheeran and Closing the Case on Jimmy Hoffa" .2004.p100 Sheeran says "i eighty sixed a union organizer out of Dantes( a local bar) they should get rid of him (murder) McGreal told me it wouldn't matter.
Most all 19th early 20th slang was Gaelic based. Irish ran the bars brothels and gambling joints and used a secret language to communicate. Jew boys and WASPS never really learned it
Born and bred in Southie East Broadway
Posted by: Aliss at April 28, 2026 06:56 PM (wIPNC)
In part, "Kimmel referred to the first lady as an "expectant widow," defending his remark as a playful jab at the couple’s age gap."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)
Leave him where he is... It will just give him more attention
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (FtULh)
*SNORT*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (guGkK)
FIFY
The only actual question in the abortion debate is "When and under what circumstances is it acceptable to kill a human child?"
Everything else - women's autonomy, medical decisions, everything - is window dressing designed to obscure the entire fundamental question.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)
Women have a literal license to kill in America, yet simultaneously claim they are suffocatingly oppressed by the cis-het white male patriarchy.
Posted by: Make it make sense, as the kids say at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (NFX2v)
Isn't Joe and Jill Biden's age gap greater?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (vFG9F)
On a nice piece of Riverfront on an excellent trout stream.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (rOERL)
Anyway! The cats remember me. I'm sitting with some mineral water, getting up the energy to microwave a dinner, and Miss Linda is on the way back shortly to help me haul my other suitcases in from the car.
Aside from Omar shooting off her mouth, what else is new?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
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It's racist to notice. I think.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
From what I understand from the media, black guys firing guns make every dinner celebration a success.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 06:58 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:57 PM (kxLc1)
Mentally...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)
Sounds dumb. Indiana must have five or six million people to choose from.
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)
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Yeah, that wasn't me though. Cautious of overreach just means I investigate something until I have enough data to come to a conclusion (sometimes, still wrong).
Apparently they counted some rinky-dinky election as an "intervening election", when that's not really an open option.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 06:52 PM (qBdHI)
The icky brown people are too busy blowing the leaves off Kimmel's driveway to attend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (gu0hJ)
Luckily you can just do a buccal swab and test the DNA instead of having to check the undercarriage.
Posted by: Her breath is probably rank at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (TbWk/)
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Moar of this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Dude, see a doctor now and get started on antibiotics.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM
*considers nic*
My work here is done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Not the entire story. Sony charged the tape mfrs more for the license. VHS was cheap to free. It's Sony Achilles heel; they hate any tech they can't charge for. Look at their ATRAC disaster and obsession with DRM. Ministick was a dumb thing to itself.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)
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Only if it's not serving the left.
Because Nazis.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)
I bet it's well over 1000 Miles to get to the nearest Waffle House.
And before you ask...no, Spirit Airlines doesn't fly there.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:59 PM (gu0hJ)
I'll see your drone strike, and raise you an A-10...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: I'm not happy I know this at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (YwEeS)
I'd thought urban northeast American English was more Yiddish and Italian.
But in that spirit, as an Irishman, you would also know that nobody in the mob goes out and says directly when someone is to be murdered. They say shit like "we don't need MIKEY no more".
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)
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How many dead young boys are at the bottom of that lake?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (VdTX+)
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Poll by some outfit says Talarico is leading Cornyn 44-41 and Paxton 46-41.
Please, please, please Dems--mortgage your house, sell all your entire Pokemon collection:
Only you can turn Texas Blue!
LOL, the Texas Tribune (of recent "these poor Egyptians have been detained for months ... just 'cause their dad firebombed and killed a Holocaust survivor") calls the polling outfit, Texas Public Opinion Research a "nonpartisan public opinion research group directed by Democratic strategist Luke Warford."
It's incredible how they stuff the lie right there in your face.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (tUP1A)
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
A post on X suggested it was kuru, the cannibal disease from eating human flesh. Supposedly, Ellen DeGeneres has it too. And Tom Hanks. Hey, it's X.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)
Oh, I get tons of spam too, but this is actual malware, designed to take over your computer.
Enforcement would be tough, but you'd think malware distribution would be illegal. (Maybe it already is, I don't know.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (n1OCj)
Sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you. Your post just reminded me of others who indicated they didn't like it when the Left did it so they shouldn't like when we do it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: I'm not happy I know this at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (eOFY+)
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I like Severance.
But Adam Scott, Ben Stiller, or any lib from that show can screw right off on politics.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)
Mine too. I never let him forget it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:04 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: skinbad at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (x9Fhw)
Am I hallucinating or do I really recall that there was such a thing and an adaptor shell for Beta-Max Tapes to make them playable on VHS?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Make it make sense,
Yeah, that's great and all, but bringing that up in an abortion debate is a) missing the point and b) capitulating to the enemy's framing of the issue and c) allowing the enemy to avoid answering the central question.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: This is how rumors get started at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)
Luckily you can just do a buccal swab and test the DNA instead of having to check the undercarriage.
Posted by: Her breath is probably rank at April 28, 2026 07:00 PM (TbWk/)
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The projectile green vomit from her spinning head ought to be easy to sample.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (rOERL)
Maybe you're thinking of a video cameras with the small tape that fits into a VHS carriage?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:07 PM (kxLc1)
If there was we didn't have it.
But I do remember the 8-track adaptor for casettes. Holy shit did that suck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg
I just want Crusade IX.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:01 PM (gKWVE)
“Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”
- King Henry II about Thomas à Becket
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (ZVgZ4)
Maybe that is what I am thinking of...?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (q177U)
No. No she is not. At. All. She is vile rodent in a massive headwound bandage. She probably smells like too much perfume masking the smell of fermenting BO stank. She is one of the most disgusting humans ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:09 PM (Ia/+0)
It was no Popiel Pocket Fisherman, that's for sure.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Bulg
I just want Crusade IX.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:08 PM (gKWVE)
Best I can do is Scream VII.
Posted by: Rick Harrison at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (eOFY+)
Sorry if it sounded like it was directed at you. Your post just reminded me of others who indicated they didn't like it when the Left did it so they shouldn't like when we do it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:03 PM (kxLc1)
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Sorry if it sounded like I was taking it personal.
I knew that was a possible reading from the way I wrote it. I was more clarifying in case that applied to me.
But I agree. And I cringe at quite a few times when the "right" just borrows terminology from the left--like "the right", for instance.
If you don't see that's just a bag given for you to hold while they dump Nazis and Italian fascists into it and then blame you for the contents they put with you in the bag, you're not watching the sleight of hand.
I guarantee you no meth-dealing Aryan nation fuckhead wants what I want out of a country, besides, perhaps marginally.
The upheaval of segregating the country or race-purification--were there any value in it--would just upheave the country in a different fashion. Plus tat a number of "American Nazis" are straight-up national socialists.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)
But in no way is my Mr. Happy getting anywhere near.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)
IDF uncovered and today blammo'd! a yuuuge tunnel complex, 10km from the border. They're systematically search for/destroying the enormous and diverse Hezbollah infrastructure in the zone they occupy.
A real highlight today was the revelation that a 12-yr old Lebanese girl contacted the IDF's Arabic-language spokesman to report that her school had Hezbollah weapons and hidden underground military facilities/storage. Of course *she* is being investigated and punished, presumably. This last bit lends the story more credibility, actually.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Mo Mo Mo at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM
The penguinistas seem quick to enrage.
But that makes sense, when you think about it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (VHUov)
https://tinyurl.com/38swn9dm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (0aYVJ)
On the other hand, fuck the goat she rode in on.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (uH6hO)
— Mohammed M. Mohammed
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)
Rosa DeLauro: I beg your pardon?
Nicholas Angel: Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (77rzZ)
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Me too. Although you can take a lot of flack for that simple opinion on this board.
I think I learned a context-less appreciation of physical beauty by simply learning to draw faces and anatomy.
So what I think of a person doesn't really enter into the assessment.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:05 PM (77rzZ)
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Would China win World War XI?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Delurker
"King Charles III the Impotent," or "Chuck the Cuck" for short.
(From a thread a few days back; half my joke, half someone else's.)
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)
"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king,".
Or, apparently among her constituents, the one eyed woman is queen.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (uH6hO)
Posted by: Bulg
My guess is she suffers from female genital mutilation anyway.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (l26NL)
Rosa DeLauro: I beg your pardon?
Nicholas Angel: Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:13 PM (wVcYX)
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Funny. Sounds like something Churchill could have said ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:15 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)
May I suggest she start with the 1981 documentary, "History of the World: Part I"?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (wVcYX)
Should I not have done that?
Posted by: Andrew Dezelan at April 28, 2026 07:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)
I describe myself being on the Right . I don't have a problem with that. I don't accept the Left's definition of the Right.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)
For them it's is all about power and control.
They cannot be allowed to cheat.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (OTvjr)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (eOqcD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Didja notice? at April 28, 2026 07:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:19 PM (0aYVJ)
God
Hurry up and die
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (XLfSN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Axeman
I've forgiven Richard Wagner for inspiring Hitler and the Nazis. Of course, he's been dead for 150 years but mid to late 22nd century, I might forgive Stiller et al.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
— Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:21 PM (77rzZ)
There are a number of Hollywood sex symbols I don't find attractive at all.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Fbc0I)
I would 'mmmoooo' like a staked-out cow for that Lake Placid alligator to show up and eat them like Joey Chestnutt eating hotdogs.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (LHPAg)
But that makes sense, when you think about it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)
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Have you by chance watched the British TV show (highly recommend with Gary Oldman) "Slow Horses?"
There was a "Penguin atrocity" in a London zoo committed by the anti-Penguinistas ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Paul
The topic is Pfizer's Paxlovid and that the 'Biden administration threw its weight and reportedly more than $12 billion in taxpayer money behind' it.
Period.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:17 PM (Cif43)
Hell at this point I'd settle for one of them knowing their ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:24 PM (77rzZ)
— Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:21 PM (77rzZ)
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I don't believe carbon dating goes that far back ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:24 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (oqH4h)
There are a number of Hollywood sex symbols I don't find attractive at all.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:22 PM (kxLc1)
Me too. I really believe it boils down to facial structure. Very subjective. Por ejemplo: I find Renee Russo very attractive, but I can understand why some do not. Whereas I do not find Jennifer Lawrence attractive.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM
But I'm ribbed for her pleasure!
Posted by: The wRapper at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (gM9O2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)
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* Cue the Godfather III scene on Lake Tahoe with Michael and Fredo *
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:26 PM (VdTX+)
Too bad they wouldn't allow doctors to prescribe ivermectin. I believe they did so because of the future release of Paxlovid.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:26 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (gu0hJ)
How convenient, all the pals are together under one roof.
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Under one Rochester roof: DFL office, mosque, Somali community center and six transportation companies
https://tinyurl.com/56h3j9yd
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)
She wasn’t thinking, just reading what her staff wrote for her. They assured her it was a zinger!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (8i9fb)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)
That whole dinner party is trying to cosplay a Kennedy Clan Kennebunkport get together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (mywyw)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Paul
And you retards said you would never take it because 'Trump!' and then you wanted to mandate it. How do remember to breathe you fucking brain damaged monkey.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (kxLc1)
The Eleven Towers
Posted by: Illhan Omar, smarty pants at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)
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It's not a matter or "forgiving" anything. They don't harm me having political opinions I don't. I'm practiced at listening to what they say, and assessing if they even bother to make a case for it. But most times, no. So, it's just tiresome is all.
And I definitely don't think you can lay Hitler at the feet of Wagner, or any one influence. Including Humboldt or Feuerbach or any of the influential writers during the German "renaissance".
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Fi81e)
Also those glasses and that sweater are doing Anniston any favors.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:31 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)
— Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Bulg
>When I see Rosa DeLauro in the Media, the first thing that pops in my mind and trousers is Boston's 'Let Me Take You Home Tonight'.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
No where near.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)
23 years vs 19 years is not no where near.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:32 PM (kxLc1)
well, precisely.
whatever they think it is a sacrament for would not be pleased, at all. death is what it's all about. death is the whole point.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (mywyw)
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Correlation or Causation?
I believe that virtually every society where you see increased anti-Semitism, what follows is increased violence in general -- and political violence specifically.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
No where near.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)
My bad . 9 years. So no where near.
( I was thinking she was 64)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 06:54 PM (kxLc1)"
You don't understand, the left doesn't make comparisons. They make mouth noises intended to generate process and to fill the gaps while they're maneuvering to start killing you. There is no logic there because they don't do logic; they are a post-logic belief system. They are right; everyone else who isn't them is wrong, on an epistemological level. That's it.
We have some amount of time left before this becomes patently obvious to non-leftists. Not sure if that will be before or after the prog killings really start in earnest.
Posted by: heya at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (hl4hg)
Wagner was such an inferior composer to Brahms.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:35 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 07:30 PM (kxLc1)
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That is an accurate statement. It didn't change physical properties one bit between "I'm not going to take Trump's vaccine (because that would open up the streets)" and "YOU'RE going to take the Jab, dammit!!!"
But suddenly, when it could be mandated, it was a cure-all. And now Paul's here saying you can blame Trump because Biden tried to force the SAME Jab on people (actually that's wrong, Biden didn't do shit).
Don't they see, we can't possibly be as dumb or gullible as they are.
But, actually I expect to hear in the near future "Nobody was ever forced to take the vaccine!! Where do you get that, you silly conspiracy person, you!!" Because they think it's possible that their non-functioning memory means something to somebody with a (as yet) functioning one.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 07:36 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)
But who will get her slippers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
>It was those addle-pated nutmeggers that put her in office. This is why you don't do your own product.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 07:39 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Comic Sans at April 28, 2026 07:40 PM (eOqcD)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 07:28 PM (77rzZ)
Eye of beholder, as Pug says. Jennifer's eyes are hooded unless she's had plastic surgery.
I am an old supermodel and my eyes are a 9 or 10 compared to hers.
I am not lying as I still get compliments from women 30yrs younger noticing my peepers. Green lasers. Striking I'm told (by a plastic surgeon after carving up my face years ago for a basal cell cancer...which healed and you can't tell). When you get to be a Nana you take whatever compliment you can get!
Plus she's a Weinstein girl, which makes her icky.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 07:42 PM (WONhk)
Ms. Waters: They're all so good, its hard to choose just one. I celebrate their entire calogue.
Posted by: JTSmith at April 28, 2026 07:45 PM (YYotJ)
Posted by: DPICM at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (zweKz)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (vOtXJ)
That’s the problem: they need to take care to use a font that clearly distinguishes a “one” from an “ell” from a capitol “eye”. There is not enough font care!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: DPICM at April 28, 2026 07:51 PM (zweKz)
Skeletor from He Man
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (VyBeY)
It literally, in black and white, says they can't do this. They were SUED, before the election, to prevent them from breaking the law, and the state supreme court said they could not be sued before breaking the law, only after.
So, they had full knowledge they were breaking the law. That it is now getting tossed by the courts isn't because of an activist judge. It is because the clearly violated the law.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at April 28, 2026 07:54 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Penultimatum at April 28, 2026 08:59 PM (cpNwr)
Posted by: Advo at April 28, 2026 09:15 PM (jO4mz)
I would not lose a thing because I'd never be so needy and stupid to go to his hotel room alone. And second I would injure him so badly I would not care if my career was ruined. He is disgusting. I can't read the current stories as the potted plant a few years ago nearly finished me off.
The three Oscar winners who never said a word against him:
1. Streep
2. Paltrow (her first nomination)
3. Lawrence (her first nomination)
It was a deal cut in a bathroom hotel visit. Actually Paltrow did talk about him because Brad Pitt was ticked off.
However, once he was convicted total silence from the three above. Please correct me if I am wrong.
Streep's acting is better than the other two by a bit... or her accents. The other two can't act.
At the time he was rumored to control the "academy." Which upped his game in his bathrobe, which I'd prefer not to think about.
Instead of the old casting couch it was the hotel room for a "meet and greet." Hurl.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 09:42 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Beverly at April 28, 2026 11:51 PM (reMys)
Queer Stammer Survives Parliamentary Vote; "No Kings" Democrats Wildly Applaud Literal King of Post-Christian England
As you probably remember, Queer Stammer has repeatedly lied to the country about whether or not he was warned that the "Prince of Darkness" Peter Mandelson was on Jeffrey Epstein's payroll and gave Epstein sensitive UK economic data before it was public in exchange for monetary "gifts" from Epstein. Queer fought to get the Epstein Payroll Grifter made Ambassador to the US, where he would have access to almost every top secret diplomatic cable the UK produces.
At various points Stammer has denied being told this, and has fired most of his senior staff, blaming them for "not informing" him. Other times he accidentally admitted he knew about this, but then claimed he didn't know the "texture" and "extent" of Mandelson's relationship with Epstein. Because, see, Mandelson told him it wasn't true. All patriotic Brits wanted Queer Starmer referred to a government body for official investigation into his corruption and lies, but Queer Starmer broke enough arms of his own party -- which controls Parliament by a huge majority, thanks to the Tories' constant lies about opposing unending foreign invasion -- to spare him that reckoning. State socialist propaganda outlet BBC:Prime Minister Keir Starmer will not face a parliamentary investigation over claims he misled MPs about the process to appoint Lord Mandelson as US ambassador. The government won the vote by 335 to 223 - with 14 Labour MPs rebelling. Leader of the Opposition Kemi Badenoch accused the majority of Labour MPs of being "complicit" in a "cover up". Lib Dem leader Ed Davey said Starmer had "ducked" scrutiny over the issue, saying it was a "cowardly way to govern". Starmer has denied misleading MPs. A No 10 spokesperson called the vote a "desperate political stunt" ahead of next week's elections, and said the government will continue to engage "with the two parliamentary processes that are running on Peter Mandelson's appointment with full transparency".Even Cathy "So What You're Saying Is I'm a Lobster" Newman pointed out that while Queer Starmer calls the vote to force an investigation a "desperate political stunt," Queer Starmer forced the same vote on the last Tory PM.
Earlier in the day, former top civil servant in the Foreign Office, Philip Barton, said No 10 was "uninterested" in his concerns over Mandelson's links to Epstein. And former top aide to Starmer, Morgan McSweeney, said he made a "serious mistake" in advising the PM to appoint the former ambassador, but said Mandelson hadn't been "open enough".I hear Queer Starmer is "open enough" to gay Ukrainian models. Speaking of sexually-bent Islamic UK leaders: Shah Charles addressed Congress and took a lot of shots at the American president, to the delight of Objective Journalist Jake Tapper.
Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck 22m WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA... CNN's Jake Tapper: "There were some items in that speech that I think it's fair to say were included that, you know, are I wouldn't call them zingers against President Trump, but points of disagreement." David Chalian: "And did not hide from them at all. I mean, I think a speech that was putting democratic values, the rule of law, the power of alliances, even a specific on the support of Ukraine's defense, these -- these stand in complete opposition. And in fact, some of them are the very things that Donald Trump sort of rails against when he's complaining about Europe or the U.K., specifically. Now, King Charles doesn't come in here itching for a fight on it. He comes in with his position to be above it a bit and in his you know, very British, stiff upper lip kind of way. It's not that he was trying to get in a fight with President trump, but he couldn't have seized the opportunity more to really stand clear on the importance of these things with a value system underneath it that is in contrast to a lot of what Donald Trump has been presenting on the world stage as it comes to these alliances."
"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation pic.twitter.com/o1QkPGVPIk
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 28, 2026
What happened to No Kings?! pic.twitter.com/AOS7asCao7
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 28, 2026
🔥🚨 RED COATS ON THE SOUTH LAWN! The British military is currently performing on the White House grounds during the state visit.
— The Patriot Oasis™ (@ThePatriotOasis) April 28, 2026
This marks the first time this many British troops have been on the White House lawn since the War of 1812, when they famously burned the White… pic.twitter.com/ceaqfo3pcn
Authorities In Britain Are Trying To Criminalize Christian Street Preaching As Christianity declines in the West, we should expect Christians to be persecuted. It's already happening in Britain. John Daniel Davidson
A church in Britain is facing criminal charges for preaching Christianity in public. The United Kingdom has made a habit in recent years of criminalizing Christian preaching and prayer on public streets (including silent prayer near abortion clinics), but this might be the first time the authorities have targeted an entire church and not just an individual. Bread of Life Community Church in Essex this week was issued something called a Community Protection Notice, which could criminalize its pastor, a man named Stephen Clayden, as well as church members for preaching in public--something the church has done without incident for six years. A hearing is set for May 1, but in the meantime breaching the notice is a criminal offense, which means Clayden and his congregation could face prosecution if they continue their street ministry. The notice was served following months of escalating pressure from local authorities in Essex, which at first cited amplification (despite no prohibitions on amplified sound in the area where the church members were preaching) but eventually accused the church of using "religious messaging" that mentions "hell," causing "harassment, alarm and distress" to local residents. "The notice continues by saying that wardens have 'tried to educate' the preachers, but the preaching is 'unreasonable' and having a 'detrimental effect on the community," according to a statement about the case from Christian Concern, an organization that advocates for the rights of Christians in Britain. Clayden, the pastor, was quoted in news reports saying that his congregation has "preached the Bible lawfully and peacefully in Colchester for six years. We have harmed no one. We cannot and will not stop preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ. No council has the authority to silence the church."
A lawyer for the church said that "public order powers designed to address genuine antisocial behavior are now being used to clamp down on Christian preaching. Today it is amplification, tomorrow it is the content of the message itself. We are seeing a slippery slope from managing noise to policing theology." All of this is as obvious as can be. In a healthy, functioning Western society, no one would question the right of Christians to preach on public streets and share the gospel, nor would local authorities arrogate to themselves the right to "educate" preachers on what Christian teachings are or are not "unreasonable." But Britain is not a healthy Western society. It is a rapidly de-Christianizing society, which means it is becoming increasingly hostile toward the Christians who still call it home. Note how the British authorities never use these police powers to target Muslims praying in the streets or deliberately gathering to pray outside churches. Public noise complaints are never issued for amplified Muslim calls to prayer. The law is applied only to Christians--and in this case, specifically to suppress orthodox Christian teaching about sin, judgment, and hell.
CNN presidential historian Tim Naftali tacitly admits the U.K. is on it's way to no longer being an "English civilization," but rather an "evolving nation":
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) April 28, 2026
BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, how do you think President Trump and for that matter, King Charles are both going to… pic.twitter.com/Excxc4tgPe
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro 5h CNN presidential historian Tim Naftali tacitly admits the U.K. is on it's way to no longer being an "English civilization," but rather an "evolving nation": BLITZER: Well, on that front, Tim, how do you think President Trump and for that matter, King Charles are both going to handle some of the tension that developed between the Trump administration and the British government, between President Trump and Keir Starmer, the prime minister. How is that going to fall over this entire historic arrival ceremony? NAFTALI: Well, uh, traditionally, the way the royals have is by seeking to talk in generalities and talk about shared values. Um, our President is very much committed to what he sees as English civilization. Um, and king Charles represents, I mean, England is a diverse, evolving nation. But but in a sense, King Charles represents that civilization to which Donald Trump tightly adheres.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grey_Man at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Dw+eC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:33 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Queer Stammer at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Bloody 'ell. Wankers and nonces, the lot. at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (VyBeY)
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Are we not men?!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (sl73Y)
Dems are immune to accusations of irony and hypocrisy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (ynpvh)
Basically fall into the party line and vote accordingly or goodbye.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)
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This is the State deciding decisions they have decided to decide.
Subjects do not need to be consulted.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (mJreO)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (diia5)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (sl73Y)
King Charles ain't no QEII.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
That ol' gal is pretty sharp and ties a lot of under-reported events together.
Plus, she really despises the Brits, royals especially--that's a mark of high intelligence, AFAIC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (gu0hJ)
Oh, wait! Two concerns, that one and also the Ukrainian car wash boys vote.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (pulld)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (gu0hJ)
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Dawkins may follow soon.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RAxGY)
That ol' gal is pretty sharp and ties a lot of under-reported events together.
Plus, she really despises the Brits, royals especially--that's a mark of high intelligence, AFAIC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (tUP1A)
There's lots of Promethean action in a certain movie...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sid at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (EIQr1)
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It's the "ranked choice voting" of political systems.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (G0vdT)
How rude.
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)
Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed... ohh, pullin' an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
Posted by: Cowardly Lion Starmer at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (wVcYX)
Brits are losing their discretion, and you're slagging on Trump for not being up to English snuff!
Get your brain damage checked, buddy.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)
How rude.
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)
King Chuck was trying to grab them by the tampon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)
Was he with Hilary in Bosnia?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ynpvh)
Prime Minister Keir Starmer will not face a parliamentary investigation over claims he misled MPs about the process to appoint Lord Mandelson as US ambassador.
The government won the vote by 335 to 223 - with 14 Labour MPs rebelling.
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By any US standard, that's a landslide.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (KDsZt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (tVVBJ)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)
Well you did do without it. That's the US Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps.
https://fifeanddrum.army.mil
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RAxGY)
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Because they've given him the "honor" of being the first US President in history to have a second visit with the "royal family".
It's worth some PR.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2026 05:42 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 05:42 PM (hQPf/)
I hope President Trump bats him down after a few drinkies imbibed by Chuck, as he will be left more puce than normal and his sausage finger may burst over his pinkie ring.
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
During the speech his fingers don't bend. He sort of swats at papers with them. For a tiny blink of a nanosecond I almost felt sorry for him, waiting for all the papers to fall off the podium and leave him speechless. (This would be the literal meaning of speechless, by the way.)
I think Camilla is only here for the gin and I could almost feel sorry for her but yet I don't.
I want y'all to look at how Pelousi is sort of squared up: her shoulders. In her semi-royal lavender pantsuit. Like SquareNanziPantsuit weird when she's normally slumped over her cane. High octane something with an exoskelton today!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)
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If only they had some capacity to sense their absurdity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (U/x/I)
@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges
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This 10,000 times more.
This is a percolating thing out there:
US corporations are using hidden jobs boards to "post" jobs so they can game immigration and get H1B hires.
People are finding these and posting them.
And gaming them back.
See, even if you're not interested or not fully qualified, if you meet the basics in the resume submitted, they are required--by law--to contact you.
And this really, really pissing them off.
Because 1) they have a flood of US candidates and 2) they can't lie about there being no US candidates.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (tUP1A)
Had some very good lines in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (U/x/I)
Is he a comedian? If he is he sucks at it. Don't forget to try the fish!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (Iwv3U)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)
Ah yes, "from a certain point of view", thank you Obi-Wan Kenobi. *spit*
Posted by: RandomDave at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (hQPf/)
Posted by: Grey_Man at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Dw+eC)
Yup. The "Old Guard" out of the 3rd Infantry
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)
Well, child marriages, interbreeding bordering in incest...all the things Dems love.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)
He found the situation taxing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ynpvh)
It's dead, Don.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
It's all I ask.
Queer Startled Starmer has a lot to answer to. We know he won't.
I feel sure the cat at #10 hates him as well and, I hope, pees in his Saville Row shoes every night.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (WONhk)
King Charles III. So they had three chances to get it right, and failed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (KDsZt)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Cif43)
He found the situation taxing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ynpvh)
He finds breathing taxing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (Cif43)
And he went back to London and started a movement to convert the whole country so they no long had to hide their child rape.
Now they have King Charles of Arabia. Bully!
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (78XAW)
Starmer is more worried probably about the rent boy trials going on right now. 3 male prostitutes are charged with trying to burn down Starmer's houses.
"The trial for three men accused of arson against properties linked to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer began at the Old Bailey on April 27, 2026. The defendants, identified as Roman Lavrynovych (21), Stanislav Carpiuc (26), and Petro Pochynok (34), face charges related to three separate fire incidents in May 2025 involving a car and two homes in London."
They are Ukrainian of course.
YT longer version.
https://tinyurl.com/You-tube-Rent-Boy
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
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Which one?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e)
It will really piss of England now, like a lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
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Gavin Gruesome went to G-20 to slap Trump's dick out of the world leaders' mouths to hear him talk.
But Trump--Tru-u-u-ump is embarrassing!
Do they really believe this or is it commitment to the gaslighting and wishcasting?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (t+8nd)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)
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Trump would never think of that!!
The buffoon!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)
Another assassination attempt AND charles and camilla.
That's a sucky week.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2026 05:49 PM (3uBP9)
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America isn't old enough to attract Macron.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (HFpIN)
Eh, how's about you and your inbred slop skulk back to your muzzie hell, that can't even rate a single Mississippi in GDP?
There, your muzzie boyfriend can fondle your back hole and tell you how allah will let you be a virgin forever in paradise.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:52 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
The man douses his well-done steak in ketchup!! The gastronomical horror! Reeee!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 05:53 PM (gu0hJ)
@TheRegister
Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges
You know how the feds can fix this?
Issue no work visas for any foreigner.
Issue no visas for foreign students.
If the work you need done can't be done with local talent, you don't need to do it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (RIvkX)
He doesn't stop him, because he's on a roll.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)
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And I get a sense that if King Chuck came to beg for favors for Starmer he is going to go home empty handed.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)
When he's not scaring the living shit out of them.
They all laughed at Biden and Obama.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 28, 2026 05:55 PM (/ZkOF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (U/x/I)
The Five said movie tickets cost $50 each!!
Is there a Holodeck that's been invented I didn't know about?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sam MacGee at April 28, 2026 05:55 PM (/ZkOF)
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That tracks.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)
"WATCH: CNN was giddy over King Charles III's speech and the instances when he took veiled shots at Donald Trump and MAGA..."
How rude.
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zFsEm)
You'd think that King Chuck would know that it's rude and uncivilized to insult your host in his own house. Especially when he can kick your ass.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (X4KFY)
I don't want to live here anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)
http://tiny.cc/g5j2101
"not the beeeeeeeeeesss!!"
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (VyBeY)
I don't want to live here anymore.
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Charlie Kelly's "milk steak" was supposed to be a joke
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)
Is porked goat like a turducken?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
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My operating theory is that when you put God behind you, you get mysteriously stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)
From the CA Post, what a doll:
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A fundraising email for California gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter bearing a vulgar message aimed at President Trump has has been blasted for going out after a gunman targeted Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
The email — with the subject line “F—k Trump” — included statements the ex-congresswoman made at the California Democratic Party Convention in February, where she held up a sign bearing the vulgar two-word insult.
“I’m Katie Porter. Some of you know me as the whiteboard lady who held CEOs and billionaires accountable in Congress,” read the email, which was sent by the progressive activist organization LeftNet and included a link to donate to Porter’s campaign.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 05:59 PM (kX27y)
Well that, and the constant assassination attempts on the President.
*pours another Bourbon*
Cheers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 05:59 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:00 PM (VyBeY)
I don't want to live here anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s)
Sous Vide...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 06:01 PM (fncUB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)
Is porked goat like a turducken?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (DwqWV)
Only if the goat is porking something else at the same time...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Cif43)
There is no reason why that should work.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Going to take a shower at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (2Ez/1)
http://tiny.cc/g5j2101
"not the beeeeeeeeeesss!!"
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (jGJov)
That is their delegate sent from the bee-world to negotiate terms. It knows not to misbeehave.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:02 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)
Can't wait for her emoji emails targeting Gen Z...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)
I think Chuckles was probably never all that smart. There's a reason why QEII hung on for so very long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
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Which one?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Fi81e)
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I cast my vote for Junipero Gin, made by Anchor.
The highest octane of any gin I am aware of and smooth, babycakes.
First had a Ouest Martini (famous Upper West Side restaurant, now closed) in NYC. We are talking legal anesthesia and no issues the next day from feeling so good.
We took Son #2 and his gf/now wife to NYC after their university graduation. He'd never seen me lit and loved it. I was floating around Central Park like a Macy's Day Balloon and cracking jokes.
A very happy drink. Highly recommend
4oz Junipero gin. add splash King Elder Vermouth,
onion stuffed olives and one pickled green bean
Shaken, not stirred
Yes, yes, I know it is 4oz gin and 98.6 proof, which would light any fire.
Pure stuff, however. No headache the next day. Granted I was in my prime and it might do me in for good at this point.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)
It is also crass. As if we need another way to cheapen political dialog.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
I thought that Charles's speech was good -- the values and history, etc that he praised. But it doesn't match British reality.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (n7rxJ)
@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
A church in Britain is facing criminal charges for preaching Christianity in public.
Why is okay to elbows down and ass up, in a formation of bruised foreheads large enough to block a four lane parkway? What makes worshiping Islam five times a day publicly okay, but Chriatianity is illegal?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:03 PM (n3VHW)
It is also crass. As if we need another way to cheapen political dialog.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
Free speech is free...some speech you would actually pay to make the speaker just stop speaking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (ynpvh)
@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
Tell him to eat the rich...he's gonna do it anyway.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (oiNtH)
Yes, that too. I'm guessing they think it makes them sound tough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:58 PM (Fi81e)
I think Chuckles was probably never all that smart. There's a reason why QEII hung on for so very long.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
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I mean, the entire country put God behind them.
They are now pursuing a wholly secular "blended utopia", which I have no problem with, but you don't gaslight your people and look the other way at rape gangs, to say the minimum.
That "intellectuals" have convinced themselves that this is "scientific population management" and will be good in the end, is ample illustration that even though you might start out with a high-abstraction ability, you just get stupid wandering away from God.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Fi81e)
It's a thing with all the AWFL Karen podcasters. They all swear like drunken sailors. The vile crone Jennifer Welch drops an F-bomb every other word. They do think they sound cool and edgy and resistancy. It's just obvious and tired and stale.
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:07 PM (gtcuf)
@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
Howsabout the timeless lolgf?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (dK+Kv)
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The U.S. Dept. of Justice has accused Aimee Bock and her adult sons of sending confidential court material to the Minnesota Star Tribune and other media outlets.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)
@WallStreetMav 1h
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
Howsabout the timeless lolgf?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (dK+Kv)
You could tell him to eat a bag of dicks, but he'd probably enjoy it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)
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Tim Walz does. Has anyone seen Sid and Tim Walz together? Hmmm, just saying.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ynpvh)
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Tim Walz does. Has anyone seen Sid and Tim Walz together? Hmmm, just saying.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:08 PM (Tbs6N)
That's a disturbing image...Sid and Tim Walz "sharing" a tampon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (ynpvh)
"Deez nutz, ur mouf, assembly required"
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (gKWVE)
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop
LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (oiNtH)
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
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AKA "bad luck"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:56 PM (U/x/I)
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That was my very favorite state visit by the Obungos!!! Mooch mawling the Queen of England with her nasty, greasy arms. The group photo at the Palace looked like a tribe of Amazons with the Queen and Prince Phillip.
Then they flew to Ireland and the Beast (car, not Mooch) got stuck on a speed bump and I laughed hysterically at my desk. One of those times the poor man I married asked across the house wth am I doing now.
I think she was wearing that weird, shrunken cardigan with layers of different colored ruffles and looked as if she stole it from gypsy clown world.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (WONhk)
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop
LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (oiNtH)
Maybe real communism will work this time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:09 PM (Cif43)
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Hochy said she would be opening the checkbook to keep Mami afloat.
So he should try there first.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)
If asked whether he thought King Chuck was taking potshots at him, Trump should say, "I wasn't really listening."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HdYcL)
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:05 PM (diia5)
Just watch Gov. Kathy Botox steal from the poor upstaters (mostly in red counties) to satisfy the NYC base that gets them elected. NY Govs have been looting from the rest of the state to fund NYC for decades.
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 05:41 PM (tVVBJ)
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No, Starmer is safe until the next election, that's how their system works. He has the majority votes of Labour members of parliament and as long as he does he remains the prime minister.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 06:04 PM (DwqWV)
He looks to have the IQ of a tampon
Posted by: javems at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv)
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You just have to squint really hard and believe in fairies with all your heart.
And when you feel lighter in the wallet, it's because you can fly.
And if that doesn't work, well, it's not like it was True Socialism™
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Delurker
Like Hollywood actors or musicians who constantly flip the bird or flash gang symbols when their picture is taken. For the love of God, stop. It is beyond old and stupid.
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (oiNtH)
66 England developed property rights and the rule of law to their highest forms. It is depressing to see what's become of it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 28, 2026 05:46 PM (XvL8K)
Sadly, Laws never have any power save the will and ability of those who enforce them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (tVVBJ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"
Is that really the right kind of phrasing after last week?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (vFG9F)
I don't know why politicians- such as Katie Porter- think it's cool and edgy to use "F" in their political mailings? It's redundant and boring.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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The f-bomb is supposed to be some uncontrollable outburst that you shout in the moment. It shows how fake Katie is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HdYcL)
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She said I never listened to her--or some shit like that...I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Posted by: Harry at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (Fi81e)
I'll say this for FDR, when he got a visit from the royal British grifters he fed 'em hot dogs.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Skip
Yeah, if I was in a nursing home in NY, I wouldn't be feeling so good right now.
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
and they can never find a voice
to talk with that they can even call their own
So the first thing that they see
that allows them the right to be
why they follow it, you know what it's called?
bad luck.
- Lou Reed "Street Hassle"
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf)
What was the point of all this for Trump? Why invite someone to your house that you know will piss on the floor and call you an asshole?
Posted by: Heroq
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As I listened to the speech, it didn't strike me that way. It sounded a lot like the opposite of what Queer Starmer is doing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:14 PM (3wCO0)
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There might be a deal in it.
Trump is all about the deal.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Dennis, Constitutional Peasant at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (oiNtH)
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Perhaps, coincidentally, so are many of them.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
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My guess is that could be the side effect of cortisone treatments.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Tbs6N)
Talk about picking the wrong kind of men.....
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (wBaIH)
The U.S. Dept. of Justice has accused Aimee Bock and her adult sons of sending confidential court material to the Minnesota Star Tribune and other media outlets.
Posted by: beckster
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I saw that, and I don't get it. If anything, Bock would be obfuscating, not revealing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Maybe he was bored and needed a little entertainment.
That picture with the bee is great. See what happens when you don't freak out?
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 06:16 PM (aZm/F)
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And 6 years older than Trump, who Kimmel had to remind you was sooooo old!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 28, 2026 06:18 PM (MgbOX)
Black humor and gallows humor are our prerogative. We should know that it's fucking hilarious.
I loved the meme of the people at the desk reacting when they heard the shots and Trump is looking at the lady to his right and the speech bubble is 'First time?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)
Socialist NYC mayor Mamdani is begging for a bailout from the state of New York.
The state has a budget deficit also:
$2.2 billion in 2026 and $10.4 billion in 2027
Posted by: weft cut-loop
LOL. It wasn't that long ago Hochul was telling wealthy New Yorkers that if they didn't like NY, to just go ahead and leave to FL, they didn't want them or need them!
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And then begging them to come back so they could feel good that they are paying their fair share to support the less fortunate.
I can't believe that didn't work.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar the Zip at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (47/pr)
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
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My guess is that could be the side effect of cortisone treatments.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (Tbs6N)
I bet he doesn't live another year. I think the cancer if pretty bad.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:19 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 06:17 PM (9lqZe)
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Plus there are plenty people online that he is just revving up because they can see people being civil to Trump, and that frustrates their wish-casting.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2026 05:43 PM (vSvIl)
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This reminds me of usual family dynamics. We declared autonomy in our youth and grew in stature, wealth and power. Britain thrived as an adult kingdom then aged and became frail, now needing the help of the robust offspring.
Posted by: Decaf at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Tbs6N)
Prince Charles was the only Spitting Image pippet that was based on a life cast -- no need for a grotesque caricature, because his natural appearance already was a real-life grotesque self-caricature.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Avi at April 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ieodf)
that there's a concept greatly loved by tyrants and invaders.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (VyBeY)
BTW, that might be a good title for a buddy cop series..
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (Fbc0I)
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Or a really bad bourbon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (xvhJH)
exactly. someone who may well have a vestigial tail.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)
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They did the puppets of Genesis in the Land of Confusion video.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)
I don't understand why they did not put braces on his bottom teeth. Are there orthodontists in London?
He would be a cyclops if his eyes were closer together.
Not being mean but generally wondering, what on earth disease does he have to have sausage fingers? It is more than edema, I can tell you that for sure. It's not like edema on his ankles. His fingers are very short and his hands are red and swollen, always. Not from traveling.
If I have misspelled anything today I haven't been wearing my OTC reading glasses for reasons unknown.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:23 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ramon at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (JjbBG)
https://tinyurl.com/3wdvyju4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:24 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:22 PM (HdYcL)
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I saw Dimbulb Scion of Minor German Princelings open for Bush at the Astrodome in 88.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman"
Huh. That was about the time I started hating Genesis.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)
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Trump should give them a gift of a box set of the first 3 seasons of The Apprentice.
I understand that self-promoting gifts of your own stale media are a super classy gift.
Tip-top of the classy pyramid.
Ask Obama.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Avi
Real name: Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig.
Not joking.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Decaf
They didn't just get 'old' They went on a multidecade marxist bender and are now trying to ignore the results of their own idiocy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Avi
Real name: Carolus Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld Braunschweig.
Not joking.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)
Can OrangeManBad have (N)ICE deport Carolus back to Germany?
Posted by: a modest proposal at April 28, 2026 06:27 PM (kkpxq)
Not joking.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)
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I'm pretty sure George V had the family name changed to "Windsor" during World War Eye.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Av6i5)
It’s diplomatic protocol for Trump to invite his host, Charles III, to visit the U.S., and Charles accepted.
It’s not much more than that, and this was planned long ago. Trump doesn’t need to get anything for it, it’s part of formal international relations.
Not sure why people get so worked up about it.
Charles III is a well-known eco-nut, so nothing surprising there at all.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:26 PM (xvhJH)
Yes. JS Bach is not even the same species as Chuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
so his family invented liver sausage?
{faint respect}
{in spite of the vestigial tail}
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Axeman"
Huh. That was about the time I started hating Genesis.
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vFG9F)
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I never hated them. I just find the Hackett-era much more interesting, but the full-pop trio era is only slightly better than Calling All Stations, which suffers from way too much Banks' moroseness and ennui.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:29 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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Hannover until then, I believe.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:28 PM (Av6i5)
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Better known as the Frito Bandito.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Fi81e)
Not sure why people get so worked up about it.
Charles III is a well-known eco-nut, so nothing surprising there at all.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I’m So old I remember when the reason people liked Trump was because he didn’t play these bullshit games like a regular politician.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)
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Saxe-Coburg-Gotha once Vicky married Bertie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vFG9F)
Does anyone know if reader comments straightened out The Patriot Oasis on this fine point of military history? Because that was the most Internet Conservative Stupid thing I'd seen today.
God DAMMIT.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2026 06:33 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:34 PM (vFG9F)
*golfclap* Bravo, lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Different sausages and ground-meat products are named after the German-speaking cities where they originated.
Ground pork entrails stuffed into an intestine originated in Frankfurt, hence was called a frankfurter..
Griound beef flattened into round discs came from Hamburg, hence hamburger.
Smoked sauage combining pork and beef was popular in Vienna (Wien), hence was called wiener.
And a thick sausage made from ground and spiced liver was popular in Braunschweig, hence was called braunschweiger -- what we call liverwurst in US English.
The old-fashioned British way of translitering the name of the city f Braunschweig was to call it Brunswick.
Charles' ancestoea from from Brunswick/Braunschweig, hence are braunschqeigers.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (vFG9F)
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It's easy to blame Collins, but Rutherford had been successful with their first two legit hits (Your Own Special Way and Follow You, Follow Me), and Banks stopped wanting to paste all the melodies together in longer form.
After Duke, their longer pieces, like Home by the Sea and Submarine come strictly out of *jams*.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fi81e)
>Not enough sleep? Sleeping upright? You have to allow your body to drain this fluid naturally. Sometimes supine position works best.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (Av6i5)
Eventually the NFL will have to change the numerals for Super Bowls from Roman to Arabic. (No not because sharia law).
Because a majority of the population will have no idea what Roman numerals are, let alone know what they represent.
(Yes, I do remember grade school math teachers pounding into my head the difference between numbers and numerals! I can't recall ever using the term "numeral" in my life before now, however!)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Avi at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (ieodf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)
"King Charles Eye Eye Eye, it is an honor to meet you." She then uluates and scares Camilla, who is biding her time til gin hour...make it a triple!
Or, an aide told her, "Omar,you stupid bint, these are Roman Numbers for #3. He's the third king of the UK named Charles. I realize Roman Numbers are not taught in Mogadishu."
Inshallah oopsie snak bar.
This was after her lecture of World War Eleventy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 06:31 PM (Cif43)
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Was that a reference to the AUKUS deal? $300M is almost a Pentagon rounding error.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)
For how long?
No clue.
I doubt it will end well either way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 06:43 PM (jehhT)
the US probably has better gin than the uk at this point, which is one more thing for them to be ashamed of ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 05:45 PM (VyBeY)
The dumbass Limeys allowed the New Jersey guidos who now own the brand to take a perfectly good and inexpensive British dry gin like Boodles (Winston Churchill's favorite gin) and change the recipe about 12 years ago. Apparently, it sucks now.
The old plastic crown shaped cap is the good stuff. The modern metal cap is the panther piss version.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 06:44 PM (X4KFY)
They had no business antagonizing the Germans in 1914 and set up the debacle which was WW2, losing their ass and empire in the process.
Good Riddance.
Posted by: Colonel Blimp at April 28, 2026 06:47 PM (JjbBG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)
I still haven't figured out why he has hands like he does. It is weird and not at all normal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
A post on X suggested it was kuru, the cannibal disease from eating human flesh. Supposedly, Ellen DeGeneres has it too. And Tom Hanks. Hey, it's X.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 28, 2026 06:53 PM (l26NL)
They will be living off this for a few months
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2026 07:02 PM (nGraA)
Watch Chuck Triple Eye's speech. He cannot bend his fingers to turn the pages of his speech. Maybe I never noticed before as I was not tuned in, or the cameras did not show. He could barely turn the pages. No mobility or bending at all.
I have seen edema from CHF and this ain't it.
I've noticed his hands in the past. Thought some sort of heart disease but had never seen it before.
Now I will look at Ellen's and that eejit Hank's hands as well.
Wow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 07:12 PM (WONhk)
"Now, King Charles doesn't come in here itching for a fight on it. He comes in with his position to be above it a bit and in his you know, very British, stiff upper lip kind of way." -- Curtis Houck
No, that doesn't mean dry or droll or snide or passive-aggressive or any of those things. It means stoic in the face of stress, as opposed to with quivering lips!
Normal people -- who have average IQs and don't know all the things -- are perfectly fine, because they don't pretend to be anything else. When these partially-educated soulless midwits preen and pose as our intellectual and moral superiors, that's when they become utterly despicable, and frankly lucky that you can't punch through a screen -- especially when they're simultaneously flubbing colloquialisms.
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 10:18 PM (Sy6m/)
House Passes Bill to Deport Foreign Pirates who Defraud the American Taxpayer; 186 Democrats Vote to Keep the Pirates In the Country
Before that: The FBI raided 22 Pirate Plunder Learing Centers in Minneapolis.
And Tim Walz said: You're welcome.Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz 2h Today's raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That's how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash 11m Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Why are you lying? https://t.co/jb4ByuNac1 pic.twitter.com/KtupByXghu
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 28, 2026
Here it is:
— 🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 (@Real_RobN) April 28, 2026
Stephen Miller 🔥🔥 drops the single largest robbery in United States history.@StephenM: “We believe that the Gddmn Ilhan Omar fraud operation in Minnesota is the single greatest theft of taxpayer dollars through welfare fraud in American history.”
“We believe… pic.twitter.com/bfn9PiMmK5
"Somalis built the economy, the soul of this state, and no human is illegal"
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 27, 2026
MN State Capitol today: pic.twitter.com/LPMbxohUKw
🚨 BREAKING: In a massive victory, the US House has PASSED legislation that DEPORTS migrants who commit fraud against America
— DR POOL (@DRPOOLQ17) April 27, 2026
The legislation targets fraud that involves SNAP, Social Security, a range of conspiracy to defraud, ID fraud and more
186 Democrat traitors opposed it pic.twitter.com/jMy5KEH2cI
Hallelujah … FINALLY someone in Congress stepping forward and acting like the adult in the room!
— Shadow🩶 Vibes🇺🇲 (@Shadow007US) April 27, 2026
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna: “Today I referred any and every criminal found guilty of fraud regarding Minnesota fraud scheme to be denaturalized and sent for detainment in El Salvador’s… pic.twitter.com/grjHezOw7t
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (N1tpc)
Our ruling class hates us and wants us replaced. There's no way they will vote to remove the replacements they worked hard to import.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (YwEeS)
It's the Democrat way! (Spanberger did it immediately in Virginia, too.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Supreme Leader of the Day at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: John Thune at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (Dv3i1)
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Who voted for Stephen Miller, huh?
Oh, wait...I did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (jrgJz)
Law-breakers had to know about some of this fraud. Or at least didn't do due-diligence.
Will Omar be looking for a place here in Canada....?
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U94Dl)
Our ruling class hates us and wants us replaced. There's no way they will vote to remove the replacements they worked hard to import.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (N1tpc)
On that note, a lot of the "conservatives" in the House that voted for this did so knowing it would die in the Senate.
Because they hate us and want us replaced. BAMN.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (N1tpc)
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Just a note:
This does not require a new law.
When you get your green card, you are given information about what you can do to lose your green card. Committing crimes is one of those things that leads to loss of citizenship.
Trump's administration is pursuing denaturalization at higher levels than the last 7 presidencies...combined.
It is something the administration is pursuing. It just requires convictions first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:31 PM (R/457)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)
Rep. Una Paloma Blanca is teh hot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (w6EFb)
Are there any normies left in the state to refute that BS?
Posted by: Lizzy
I thought the Dakota and Ojibwe tribes built Minnesota. It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)
CHAIN DEPORTATION.
If it’s a chain that brings in the whole family, that same chain pulls them back to their homeland. Don’t care where the kids were born. Ilhan Omar’s daughter is a perfect example: she was just in Cuba with others whose goal is the overthrow of the US government.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (4KUe5)
Somalis built Minnesota??????
Are there any normies left in the state to refute that BS?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (4KUe5)
If there's another nationality that is more arrogant without being able to back it up, damned if I know who it could be.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (X4KFY)
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A group of DFL lawmakers introduced legislation that would essentially compel Minnesota cities and counties to fly the new state flag. The new flag, which has become a political dividing-line in Minnesota, has been rejected by many localities throughout the state.
Introduced this week, HF 5077 would require state government to reduce a county or city’s local government aid (LGA) amount by 10 percent if that locality flies any flag other than the new flag. LGA is distributed by the state government to localities across Minnesota.
In 2023, Democrats created a 13-member commission to redesign the Minnesota state flag and seal. That commission eventually unveiled a new flag and seal design. However, the new designs were never formally approved by the voters or the state legislature.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 04:33 PM (kX27y)
Also the left: "no one can be stripped of their visa--let alone citizenship!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:33 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Which one made the jello salad?
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 28, 2026 04:33 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:33 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: 496 at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (mzbnH)
The legislation targets fraud that involves SNAP, Social Security, a range of conspiracy to defraud, ID fraud and more"
Not so fast......
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (0N4FZ)
This is colonization.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (4KUe5)
Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed as Pierre Esprit Radisson
Akbar Bin Laden as Colonel Josiah Snelling
Fatima Osama as Father Lucien Galtier
and Matt Damon as Alexander Ramsey
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 04:35 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: John Thune at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (G0vdT)
Minnesota has a history of being one the bluest states and they just wont change, but before it was considered a purple state turning red.
Posted by: Leupold at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (eIzlH)
Are there any normies left in the state to refute that BS?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (4KUe5)
Apparently the only people who matter there live in the Minneapolis-St. Paul metro and live off of government largesse.
Everything else is rednecks, rocks and cows, so useless provincials in the eyes of the urban, elite, plunderers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (4KUe5)
Did anyone expect this coward and liar to do anything else?
Dude gives pantywaists a bad name.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (DwqWV)
This reminds me of the time when James Comey xeeted a picture of a coded message to kill Trump. And sure enough, two more attempts were made! Hero Comey tried to warn us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:37 PM (n7rxJ)
Minnesota Vikings to be renamed Minnesota Lightbulb Heads.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:37 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (6ydKt)
Well, there are some swine as well, I believe.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:37 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 04:37 PM (Wnv9h)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Why are you [Tampon Tim] lying?
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Imma gonna go out on a limb and guess it's because he's still breathing?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:37 PM (VdTX+)
So the somali's are guilty of appropriating the land and kicking the native Americans out who were living on that land to build the state of minnesota?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (0N4FZ)
World War Eleven is starting!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U94Dl)
Good thing we have the UK and that inspirational sovereign Charles the One Hundred and Eleventh on our side!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: 496 at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (mzbnH)
Wait, is that two, or eleven?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (rOERL)
Yes, I well remember sitting in front of the fireplace with my Swedish and North German ancestors, and hearing tales of all the prairie Somalis breaking virgin ground and living in sod houses.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Fbc0I)
I don't get the City of Minneapolis xeet. Are they saying they're not helping the evil FBI racists? Because they're also sort of undercutting Walz's message that he deserves half the credit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:39 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (0N4FZ)
They just took over the warring and genocide the indians decided to stop doing....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (2ap+5)
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straight-up TDS
how else to explain it
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Tim Walz, Retarded Chomo at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (4KUe5)
I first read that as "funding fraud" which would be appropriate but unbelievably forthright of him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (looXz)
Posted by: Stateless
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She can replace Carney as PM. Both are not really Canadian anyway.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (VyBeY)
They are Building a hell of a lot of animosity, at the moment.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
"Somalis built the economy, the soul of this state, and no human is illegal"
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During STOLEN LAND Month???
And so close to STOLEN TREASURY Month???
And I'm pretty sure that tampons in boys rest rooms are the soul of your shithole state ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Tim Walz
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Yutes that he mentors hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tim Walz, Retarded Chomo at April 28, 2026 04:40 PM (AP4bj)
Oh, honey, that's your big head, not your little one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (DwqWV)
Of course it's a concern, but I think most of us assume the money is long gone, and will happily accept ridding ourselves of these parasites as an acceptable outcome.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)
how else to explain it
Same reason Democrats brought them here in the first place, votes.
It was announced today that the DOJ has found something like 24,000 illegal voters on the roles just in North Carolina. It's everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:42 PM (viF8m)
Standard management behavior.
Posted by: They want power but no accountability at April 28, 2026 04:42 PM (TbWk/)
According to Nancy Pelosi, those Welfare Dollars have a 7x magnifier on the GDP.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)
It was amazing how they just blew shut up -- lots of grand old buildings.
It was also very sad to see the destruction. (fucking commies!)
But then I thought of all those existing cities and towns in Europe - they might as well blow them up as hand them over to the barbarians. So sad.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mFhj
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VOLUME!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)
Listened to the great Stephen Miller...and he's correct that 75% or more pirate Somolians are on welfare.
I want to add that 70-80% of Somolians were found to be still on welfare after TEN YEARS in the USA.
Love Rep Luna!!! No lesbo!
ICE ICE ICE
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
CECOT CECOT CECOT
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (GD0B3)
Gah, the cutesy slogans never end, do they. She’s standing there repeating the slogans and then the well runs dry. Smile and run from the mic!!
She could not explain either of her statements, just repeating them. She’d no doubt read “World War eleven, too, if she had the speech text in front of her.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (4KUe5)
Well, when Somalis break out all the windows in Minneapolis, the glaziers and other assorted window fixers make bank. They spend that money and the economy thrives. Really, I shouldn't have to explain this.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)
They are Building a hell of a lot of animosity, at the moment.
Posted by: garrett
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And that is why polygot empires or states end up authoritarian--it ends up becoming a survival mechanism for ethnicities, religions, etc. that are not dominant. That is what the Dems have in store for the rest of us if we are stupid enough to agree.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Her grasp of basic mathematics is about on par with Walz's grasp of masculinity and heroism.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM
No, no, no...they were part of the Empire of Morocco here on Turtle Island. They're indigenous. Try to keep up. Here...have this History of North America, Narnia Edition.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (Wnv9h)
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Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (4KUe5)
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 04:44 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mFhj
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only from a demonrat perspective; swelling the ranks of the welfare state bureaucracy
(which, along with fedgov, is basically a welfare system for the kollidge-edjumacated)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 04:44 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Bastiat says well played.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 04:44 PM (8mBXH)
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They spend all that welfare money in the community! Duh!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 04:44 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (GD0B3)
And yet, she's the most successful Trader in the last 25 years.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (rOERL)
The Narnia Edition would credit Judeo-Christianity with how the US was founded.
You want the Ba'al Edition.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U94Dl)
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How long have I been asleep?
You there, boy! What day is this?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (sKqQm)
They need to posture to their local constituency they are NOT helping out the fed.
But they need to posture to the WTH nation that they are!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:42 PM (rOERL)
Her grasp of basic mathematics is about on par with Walz's grasp of masculinity and heroism.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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For Democrats, the politics is personal. Nanzi is doing quite all right with her personal share of GDP. As are other Dems in office. So from their perspective, their personal wealth swells with selling America out by the dollar, ditto for their welfare clients and fraud technicians working for the state.
Only the rest of us get screwed financially and socially.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:46 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)
Everywhere there are Public Funds in play, there is rampant Fraud.
There is no exception to this rule.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 04:46 PM (rOERL)
You want the Ba'al Edition.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM
I was quoting someone else, but that works better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (Wnv9h)
They just keep on repeating the bullshit and bleeding heart AWFLs in MN fall for it everytime.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)
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I'm shocked, shocked, to learn that a national criminal & treasonous homicidal-suicidal death cult conspiracy disguised as a political party is pandering to, representing, defending, and enabling its its hardcore criminal & treasonous consitituent base.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (lQ+/f)
His a$4 clenched so hard at this news, the tampon is lodged in his larynx
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (2GVsD)
"I am shocked - shocked! - to find fraud going on here!"
"Your cut, sir."
"Thank you... Everyone out!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 04:47 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: A. Andersen
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They ain't going to do shit and their religion tells them that the Christians and Jews will pay jizya so that the Muzzies don't got medieval.
They have no intention of working.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)
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Baron Munchausen would approve!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
An astounding level of technological progress in such a short time!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Anarchotyranny, but even deeper than that at April 28, 2026 04:49 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tcn in AK
On par with Kamala's grasp of rhetoric and dialectic.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
They are casting spells that work on weak minds. If it stopped working, they will create new spells. They Believe in Science, after all.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)
An astounding level of technological progress in such a short time!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (tUP1A)
And they're great seafarers...Arrrr
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Eeyore
Used to be DC was Hollywood for ugly people. Now that Hollywood is a leftist enclave, it turns out that it is now for ugly people which leaves the beautiful people free to go to DC to prettify the place.
Heat aka Hotness flows from one place to another until an equilibrium is reached. Hollyweird had nowhere to go but down. DC had nowhere to go but up.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
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Well, obviously rational -- but why are we always doing half-measures if any at all?
Why restrict it to Minnesomalia fraudsters only?
Make Denaturalization Great For ALL!
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (VdTX+)
The US House that let them in, that US House?
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (TKiRY)
Posted by: garrett
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It's funny that Miller had to qualify his statement "The single greatest theft of taxpayer dollars ... *through welfare fraud*... in Minnesota, on a tuesday, when it was cloudy... by....
Halfway into his statement I was thinking "what about SNAP? what about section 8? What about Dept. of Edu? What about ....
I mean, I think 80% of gov. spending is fraud.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: Minnesota Somalian at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)
The dark side of the Force has a powerful effect on weak minds.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)
Gee, that's a shame.
Posted by: Ann at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (SHHm+)
An astounding level of technological progress in such a short time!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:48 PM (tUP1A)
And they're great seafarers...Arrrr
Posted by: It's me donna
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One of my ancestors in the 1600's was killed by those assholes. He was a ship captain and died off the coast of Kenya from pirate assholes, likely Somalis.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: tcn in AK
On par with Kamala's grasp of rhetoric and dialectic.
On par with Chuckie Schumer's grasp of grilling technique.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)
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The Hags of The View (which I've never watched, but just based on posts and comments here) being the exception that proves the rule.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (Riz8t)
Non! Putain non!
Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (TbWk/)
Gee, that's a shame.
Love to see him perp walked....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (U/x/I)
Gee, that's a shame.
Posted by: Ann
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Put a jailhouse snitch in with him.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)
The Somalis are the main practitioners of "Female Circumcision" -- more properly called "Female Genital Mutilation" -- and for that reason alone we should not allow anyone from that part o the world into the US. We're importing the worst imaginable cultural practice, which still goes on here in the Somali community "sub rosa" (though with the tacit approval of the Democrats).
Just in case anyone doesn't fully grasp what this is all about:
The fatwas and ruling from the Muslim clerics who sanction FGM overtly state that the purpose of the practice is to prevent female from experiencing sexual pleasure. Why do such a thing? Well, they say: If women's like sex, then they'll cheat on us, because all me in our culture are terrible in bed. So the only way they can keep their women from straying is to literally cut off their clitorises. Which is exactly what "FGM" entails. Actually, that's just step 1 -- step 2 is to literally sew the vagina shut.
Somali culture is the most barbaric, backward, insecure, misongynistic and just plain ol' horrible culture on Earth.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (3oMnW)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Fraudulent fraudster frauding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing aliterante at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (XeU6L)
You there, boy! What day is this?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:45 PM (78XAW)
It's Christmas, sir!
Posted by: Undernourished Victorian street urchin #4 at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (TbWk/)
I mean, I think 80% of gov. spending is fraud.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (78XAW)
I was thinking of government and politician's themselves. Which is the real source of fraud in MN as well.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Well, he is likely to walk bowlegged when he gets released if you miss the perp walk.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: zombie
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Even Africans and Arabs agree on hating Somalis.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
I'm sitting here kind of baffled that this had to be a new law. Throw foreign criminals out of the country? Whoa, that's real 2026.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (n7rxJ)
Gee, that's a shame.
Posted by: Ann at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (SHHm+)
Deep thoughts about Bubba and anal rape, by James Comey.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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How many sacred spells have the Somali's cast?
There's:
"For the children!"
"For the minorities!"
"Anti-racism!"
That there is an unholy trinity of Left Cant and Spellcraft that'll collapse nearly every liberal mind into unquestioning obeisance.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (tUP1A)
We might actually be learning how to play this game.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: It's me donna
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I would expect them to use the dodge-word 'problematic'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:56 PM (XeU6L)
I mean, I think 80% of gov. spending is fraud.
Posted by: bob
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That is most likely true of Medicaid. Probably 50 percent is rank fraud encouraged by the states like Minnesota. The reason is federal funds match for states. The states engage in phoney baloney crap like hospital taxes, etc. on the rest of us in order to meet the matching funds requirement for fed dollars to feed their failing state government finances.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: zombie
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Even Africans and Arabs agree on hating Somalis.
Posted by: whig
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This is the "intersectionality" we need to be talking about.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:56 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)
I hope his roommate has AIDS and a predilection for skinny, white, weaselly cowards.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:55 PM (2GVsD)
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I'm fine with people leaving the country with cash--as long as we know it's legally theirs.
It should be established that they have a right to it, and that it is being used in accord with any disclosure statement they have had to make.
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 04:55 PM (2GVsD)
They literally wave this shit through the gate while prosecuting and seizing legitimate small business owners' assets for "structuring" when they make multiple cash deposits during the week.
Posted by: True Americans are second-class citizens now at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (TbWk/)
>Tell that to your brother-husband when he's railing you in the keister. Let God sort them out.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (kxLc1)
Stephen Miller says two things:
The numbers are going to be so much bigger.
The state government was fully complicit.
Is Todd Blanche or someone going to sue the state of Minnesota for damages? And then maybe something punitive for defrauding the US government?
But the damages, that right there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 04:43 PM (GD0B3)
I can't wait to hear all the 'Ettes stories of were they were as little girls watching the royal wedding wishing that was them...
Uggghhhh.
We'd never wish that upon them.
Royal wedding - yes.
Different man...definitely
Problem solved...
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: DBCooper
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Babe the Blue Ox would be rekt by that fact.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: zombie
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Even Africans and Arabs agree on hating Somalis.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
The Uzbeks of Africa.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)
>> 60 What is the "Woke Right"? You mean people who are technically Republicans but always write or speak against Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (looXz)
"Woke Right" can mean whatever you want it to, since it's inherently contradictory and has no logically coherent meaning. I originally encountered it in a context that implied Worldies were trying to slur nationalists as 'woke'
I will probably not do their thesis justice because I disagree with it, but it appeared to be something like this: if you prefer to enforce national boundaries and social norms, to preserve your people's distinctiveness, to not be swamped and effectively erased like Amerindians, then that's just like being a race-discriminating DEI wokester. /sarc
However, due to the inherent meaninglessness of the term, the apparently intended meaning didn't really catch on. Instead, an informal consensus gelled around meaning the (national) socialists and wackadoos of the nominal right, who are exhibiting at least some of the symptoms of wokeness, such as Jew-hatred and NPC narrative pivots.
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 04:58 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (VdTX+)
To be fair, he was given plenty of chances.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:58 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Scrooge Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: DBCooper at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (3oMnW)
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Maybe they should just stop drinking wine if they don't like Somalians!
Posted by: Clueless at April 28, 2026 04:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: whig
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Just remember, Mitt Romney was a pioneer in this shit.
I would also add SSDI, and all gov. pensions and disability. I have seen my self so much fucking fraud in those areas. I feel like a sucker for being honest.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (78XAW)
The new law deports "migrants" who defraud America. Is that illegal aliens or legal immigrants? One can't tell these days.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Skip
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She failed her leadership test. She blinked on admitting 500000 more assholes and on Iran. Hope it was worth betraying Italy, Trump, and her voters to her to get the love of the EU commissars.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: DBCooper
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Babe the Blue Ox would be rekt by that fact.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv)
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MN: The land of 10,000 Somali Frauds.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (2ap+5)
She failed her leadership test. She blinked on admitting 500000 more assholes and on Iran. Hope it was worth betraying Italy, Trump, and her voters to her to get the love of the EU commissars.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (E
This
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Scrooge Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: zombie
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Even Africans and Arabs agree on hating Somalis.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Corruption... all the way down until you reach the starving masses, who have never seen any other way to get ahead. It's not an excuse but helps explains the culture.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 05:00 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 05:00 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: ShainS
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Accidentally strangled by curtain cords?
Posted by: Scrooge Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (XeU6L)
He had information that could lead the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 05:00 PM (dK+Kv)
That the Left is denouncing efforts to root out fraud shows that they don't really care about the poor the programs are ostensibly meant to help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 05:01 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: Skip
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She failed her leadership test. She blinked on admitting 500000 more assholes and on Iran. Hope it was worth betraying Italy, Trump, and her voters to her to get the love of the EU commissars.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
Yes indeed. The definition of “ Going Wobbly”. Some on our side are too quick with the praise and adulation for anyone not actively kicking us.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (n7rxJ)
I think it targets legal immigrants because it's not necessary in order to deport illegal immigrants .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 28, 2026 05:01 PM (kxLc1)
Free Somali dishwashers for every restaurant in the country. Or, put every Mercedes driving frauder on litter pick up duty. Forever.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 05:01 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:02 PM (Ia/+0)
I'm betting on San Diego as the new Somali Cesspool of Ill Repute.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske)
COUNT TWO: knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained a threat to kill the President, Donald J. Trump
Last May, James Comey called for President Trump to be killed in a cryptic Instagram post.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Skip
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She failed her leadership test. She blinked on admitting 500000 more assholes and on Iran. Hope it was worth betraying Italy, Trump, and her voters to her to get the love of the EU commissars.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)
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Talk about going wobbly.
/Mrs. Thatcher weeps in heaven ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (VdTX+)
COUNT TWO: knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained a threat to kill the President, Donald J. Trump
Last May, James Comey called for President Trump to be killed in a cryptic Instagram post.
Hope they have more than this on him
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (2ap+5)
The fraud arrests/indictments in Southern California this weekend had about a dozen men whose names end in "ian."
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (mFhj8)
I think it targets legal immigrants because it's not necessary in order to deport illegal immigrants .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
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Still shaking my head that a new law had to be passed to do this. Foreigner comes to America, commits fraud, and... until today, we couldn't send them packing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (n7rxJ)
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Hobbes: The natural life of man is nasty, solitary, brutish and short.
Somalis: We can make it worse, much worse.
The left: Let's import them as pets to launder our fraud!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Sweating James Comey at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (kxLc1)
COUNT TWO: knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained a threat to kill the President, Donald J. Trump
Last May, James Comey called for President Trump to be killed in a cryptic Instagram post.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (RHGPo)
COUNT THREE: knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained insufferably and unjustifiably self-righteous blather.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:59 PM (G0vdT)
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License-Plate edition: "The Land of 10,000 Fakes."
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:05 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Skip
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Useful idiots
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 05:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Sweating James Comey at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (kxLc1)
So many questions, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 05:06 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 04:54 PM (E4rtv)
Corruption... all the way down until you reach the starving masses, who have never seen any other way to get ahead. It's not an excuse but helps explains the culture.
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 05:00 PM (mFhj
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In a world of 190+ nations, ONE of them is going to be at the very bottom of the barrel.
Just happens to be Somalia (for now).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 05:06 PM (gnNyN)
His son met a 'model' in Las Vegas. Did the fandango in bed with her. Naturally she got pregnant.
So far just typical Hollywood script stuff. Mark and his wife offered to pay for the woman to have an abortion. Guess they didn't want their son Nathan to be burdened by responsibility. From the way she describes it, they were pretty forceful in their attempts.
But she went ahead with the pregnancy and gave birth to a baby boy. And now she is threatening to sue Gary of Nerdrotic for calling her a stripper.
That poor kid is trapped with nothing but crazies for parents and grandparents.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:06 PM (2GVsD)
COUNT TWO: knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained a threat to kill the President, Donald J. Trump
Last May, James Comey called for President Trump to be killed in a cryptic Instagram post.
Hope they have more than this on him
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (RHGPo)
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"Da process be do punishment, yo!" -- Lawfare Dog
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:06 PM (VdTX+)
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Hobbes: The natural life of man is nasty, solitary, brutish and short.
Somalis: We can make it worse, much worse.
The left: Let's import them as pets to launder our fraud!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (tUP1A)
THEY take the clitoris. The Left takes it all out/off, and for BOTH boys and girls. Disgusting, but there you go.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)
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Agree with all of that. Was a big fan of Lindsay until he started with using the "Right" goodie bag stuff.
The fact is that only the "left" is defined: Marxists and pro-revolutionary radicals for some form of ideology.
The fascists are "right" of that, but only because they disagree on whether the "Dictatorship (In The Name) of the Proletariat" should dissolve into a "stateless" commune forever and ever, Amen.
However, because Engels turns out to be a weasel on "state", a "withered state" could actually have a government, it would just have to decide that it was no longer enforcing oppression of the people who should not be oppressed.
And I don't think Gentile's ideology could have much to clash about there, as long as the State, as actor, stays.
Fascism is functional, Marxism is theory.
"Right of Marx purism" is not the same thing as "right". And also, disliking Marx, for "Jewishness" or whatever, is nowhere near small-government constitutionalism.
We really shouldn't be saddled with how diverse non-Marxists "reformed" their countries, simply because we're trying to preserve our culture.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sweating James Comey at April 28, 2026 05:08 PM (kxLc1)
Somalis: We can make it worse, much worse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:04 PM (tUP1A)
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Now, with rape!!
Posted by: Islam at April 28, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)
I wonder what Comey's main line of defense will be. That "8647" was some rando number that he made a pretty little pebble picture out of, or that he has a First Amendment right to make cryptic suggestions that Trump be killed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 05:09 PM (n7rxJ)
But since the war (11!), Italy has been a basket case. It was always a fractured nation and that is partially a strength, but also makes it very vulnerable.
They are beholden to the EU, and have been since the start -- I think they mostly went along with EU because they wanted good governance, but that was foolish. They went along with net zero (starting with Kyoto) because they had no choice. Now they go along with the migration madness because they need the EU to help - if they refuse, the EU will punish them by flooding them with migrants and any that enter will not be able to move on to Germany or wherever. They do not have resources to stop the flood on their own, so they go along.
It is a shame. The Euro crushed Italy (by design.) Kyoto crushed Itlay (by design.) Open borders crushed Italy (by design.) France wants no competition on the cultural side, Germany wants none on the industrial side, and Italy is too poorly governed to go it alone. The EU has been a disaster for them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:10 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)
I wonder what Comey's main line of defense will be. That "8647" was some rando number that he made a pretty little pebble picture out of, or that he has a First Amendment right to make cryptic suggestions that Trump be killed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 05:09 PM (n7rxJ)
He claimed he just came upon it in the beach... If they can prove he put it there, like we all know he did.. he should be in a big heap of trouble...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (U/x/I)
They traded the Lira, something like 1,800 Lira to $1 US, for the much stronger Euro.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)
There is one out there with her in a red,white ,and blue one when Trump ran the first time...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:12 PM (U/x/I)
Because their entire world is filled with those who stole what they have.
And if you have more than them, that just proves you stole it from someone.
And if you have less than them, it's only because you're not smart enough to steal more.
Islam doesn't chop of hands to deter theft--it's to deter getting caught for theft:
That missing limb is a mark of shame for the dullard who got caught.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:12 PM (tUP1A)
Wait...is this the iceskater?
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 05:13 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus
Spain joined the trans-fascist project for money. Lots and lots of money. Yeah, roads, but no control over their own country. Sounds like a bad tradeoff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 05:13 PM (diia5)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 04:53 PM (Av6i5)
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Your post made me look up how FGM women are able to give birth.......something I always wondered about. Gross beyond words:
Muslim women who have undergone female genital mutilation (FGM), particularly type III (infibulation), often require deinfibulation, a procedure to open the scarred, sealed vaginal area. This is typically performed by doctors antenatally or during labor to allow for vaginal birth, reducing risks of obstruction, tearing, and severe bleeding.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 05:13 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (Cif43)
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Nice analysis. Have only been to Europe once -- for a wedding in Copenhagen in '98.
Always hoped to travel and see its amazing history and many sites (including the Scottish, Irish, and Croatian/Slovenian homes of my ancestors) ... but now? Have very little interest
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:10 PM (78XAW)
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This could all be summed up by saying that Italy is governed by Italians, which means the men are noodle-armed fags and the women in government are bored harridans.
Someone on Twixxer did this better than I can sum it up, but Europe has nothing left but the faint vestiges of the culture they had prior to WW Eleven. Their governments are shit and their sheer laziness has allowed them all to be overrun by the third world in the last 70 years.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (U/x/I)
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Don't see how the material evidence for this would even be located. Unless a Trump stalwart moved in to preserve it--and then you have a custody of evidence issue.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81
Maybe stuff on his phone or computer ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (U/x/I)
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If they found a witness....
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (G0vdT)
>>Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 04:01 PM (3wCO0)
Trump was elected three times. What exactly are they driving?
Posted by: front toward enemy at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (TIizU)
I'm betting on San Diego as the new Somali Cesspool of Ill Repute.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske)
Somalians are to troughs of taxpayer dollars as Plains Indians were to buffalo herds
Posted by: Very locust-like at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (U/x/I)
Incriminating statements made to friends, because he is just that arrogant.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (dK+Kv)
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I guess then Somalian men must have pretty narrow dicks. Sorry ladies.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (Dv3i1)
(Sorry if this has already been discussed).
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:12 PM (U/x/I)
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That was a one-piece, iirc.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)
Blassy-Ford needs a new front door! And Madison Cornbread needs a pardon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (2GVsD)
Europe are like siblings that actually hate each other. Each country is trying to fuck the other, and they do themselves more damage trying.
Most of what goes on there is from each one trying to backstab the others. In doing this, they try to lever external resources (countries, trading partners, allies, etc.) to get a leg up on the other. Germany was in league with the Russians. France tried to be "leader of the arab world" as they said.
I have heard that France pushed for the Libya war to remove Italy's energy advantage. (I am not 100% convinced on this.) and Germany pushed for open borders because they were successful in working with Turks, and thought that as the industrial base of the continent they would have lots more customers and weaker neighbors if they were all flooded with migrants.
They are like that book "God's little Acre." (anybody read that? it is about sibling hate.) That is why they are dying.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (78XAW)
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If I could snap my fingers, and be there, I would do it in a heartbeat. But, travel, arrangements, expense, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (XeU6L)
Trump says America is not "merely an idea," but a specific people, in a specific place, forged by "Anglo-Saxon courage" and "English faith"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (XqiDs)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (Dv3i1)
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You're assuming that Somali men have a desire to use their dicks on women...
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (G0vdT)
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We've been looking for one of those.
Posted by: Grand Funk Railroad at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)
Because their entire world is filled with those who stole what they have.
And if you have more than them, that just proves you stole it from someone.
And if you have less than them, it's only because you're not smart enough to steal more.
Islam doesn't chop of hands to deter theft--it's to deter getting caught for theft:
That missing limb is a mark of shame for the dullard who got caught.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:12 PM (tUP1A)
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Natural Subjection.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (VdTX+)
Not even when a woman who has suffered it describes it in detail right to their faces.
They'll tut-tut about different cultures and change the subject.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:12 PM (U/x/I)
Went looking. Found it. Bless you.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (Y1sOo)
(Sorry if this has already been discussed).
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (Y1sOo)
I'd like to see those miserable cocksuckers be prosecuted for wire fraud, and spend their stretch in the same prison as their racist murderer of a son while he sits on death row.
Posted by: No I don't feel strongly about it, why do you ask? at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (TbWk/)
https://instapundit.com/793289/
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (YwEeS)
Pretty much what Chuckie Todd said in the thread below....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (U/x/I)
No live coverage, no streaming, not even sketches for fear of doxxing via face recognition.
There will only be nine media representatives in the courtroom.
The media is barred from interviewing anyone connected with the case until the trial is over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Trump says America is not "merely an idea," but a specific people, in a specific place, forged by "Anglo-Saxon courage" and "English faith"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (XqiDs)
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All my relatives agree with Trump, inlcuding the Bauknechts, Bluthards and Frohnapfels.
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (2ap+5)
Trump says America is not "merely an idea," but a specific people, in a specific place, forged by "Anglo-Saxon courage" and "English faith"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (XqiDs)
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America is also an idea, as demonstrated in our letter to King George. Stating the idea by which we declared ourselves a new country.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)
Japanese learning english
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM
The building behind the you drive me crazy men looks like a McDonald's, only Japanese.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Really want to protect that murderer...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:21 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: front toward enemy at April 28, 2026 05:16 PM (TIizU)
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Imagine if this country's elections weren't laughably 51%-49% every time we have one, when avowed leftists are like 28% of the electorate.
The legacy media does drive a shit-ton of the narrative that makes up that space between the 28% that would vote for a rabid honey badger if it identified as a Dem and the other 22% that gets you to where our Presidential elections usually fall.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:22 PM (oqH4h)
Not even when a woman who has suffered it describes it in detail right to their faces.
They'll tut-tut about different cultures and change the subject.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (tUP1A)
See how they treat Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Tells you everything you need to know.
Posted by: Barbaric butchers and their enablers at April 28, 2026 05:22 PM (TbWk/)
Now, I have no desire to spend a nickel in Spain.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 05:22 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The weak Lira was their only asset -- it allowed them to deal with fraud by inflating it away and still able to export
There was great discussion about this before they joined. The optimists said that with the EU, they would have good government so no problem. The realists said that they would lose their ability to export and be swamped by Germany.
ANyone with eyes could see that the whole Euro project was intra-continent colonialism.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:22 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:18 PM (Cif43)
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1. Get billions of dollars in funding from USAID and other rackets.
2. Acquire heavy weaponry.
3. Eat the hearts of your enemies, especially other warlords.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:22 PM (VdTX+)
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Reportedly, witnesses have been threatened.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 05:17 PM (oqH4h)
Did you say "one piece"??!! TO THE GRAND LINE!!!
Posted by: Monkey D. Luffy at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:20 PM (2GVsD)
Really want to protect that murderer...
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I'd read this as he knows the BLM terrorist--who already rewarded the murderer with a cool million--have been trying to actively taint the jury and dox jurors.
But, IDK ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:24 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 05:24 PM (qFwJc)
There are two acronyms in that sentence. One gets periods addedf, the other does not. I am calling stylebook shenanigans on this!
Posted by: gp at April 28, 2026 05:24 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 05:23 PM (vFG9F)
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And the rape helped diversify the gene pools!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)
There are two acronyms in that sentence. One gets periods addedf, the other does not. I am calling stylebook shenanigans on this!
Posted by: gp at April 28, 2026 05:24 PM (N8ZBc)
And selling to OCP on the QT ASAP with an NDA.
Posted by: IYKWIM at April 28, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
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That's exactly who I was thinking of.
but if it was a Christian culture that had done that to her, she'd be a perennial speaker at every Democrat Convention.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
>He also grew tomatoes and frightened children.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 05:27 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2GVsD)
How come donations on go fund me were allowed for an "alleged" murderer? Or was it not go fund me ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 05:27 PM (U/x/I)
All the donuts in the room suddenly brake to a halt.
Posted by: gp at April 28, 2026 05:27 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
Isn't that how Boston Creams get filled?
Posted by: Mmmm. Man-pudding. at April 28, 2026 05:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2026 05:28 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:28 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: That Guy who stentoriously intones "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 05:30 PM (0sNs1)
but if it was a Christian culture that had done that to her, she'd be a perennial speaker at every Democrat Convention.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (tUP1A)
Absolutely. Though it would be interesting to see them condemn genital mutilation of children out of one side of their mouths while promoting it with the other.
Posted by: The "it's ok when WE do it" argument at April 28, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
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Didn't know he had that kind of talent!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)
All the donuts in the room suddenly brake to a halt.
Posted by: gp at April 28, 2026 05:27 PM
Good. Rolling donuts are hard to lick.
Posted by: Ariana Grande at April 28, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)
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Didn't know he had that kind of talent!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)
With enough Red Bull and Viagra anyone can do it.
Posted by: Probably shouldn't but they could at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)
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That's not constitutional.
Posted by: Crusader at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Cif43)
I might break all the rules and have wine later...aka soon. I usually wait til Friday.
No deck dance as it is too cold.
WooHoo! Yehaw! *Rebel yell*
Ululating uluvas!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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How would one pronounce Titioute?
(I am from East, and had never heard of it till now.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 05:34 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Now, I have no desire to spend a nickel in Spain.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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i hear hiking in Israel is fine.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
same as downtown
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (oY6Yp)
Sorry, forgot to past
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 05:36 PM (q6tQZ)
Course safety first.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: anachronda
Yeah. Know the feeling.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 05:38 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)
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Wifey and I are going to Israel for the first time in October on a tour for 12 days. Should be fascinating, if not exhausting.
Assuming the holy sites are open and El Al is still flying ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 05:39 PM (VdTX+)
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At the news converse announcing the new indictment of Comey, one of the DOJ attorneys said something about provide Comey with full due process.
Yeah, they're going to provide him so much due process that he won't sit down for months.
Two somewhat contradictory statements:
He deserves this.
If I was on his jury, I'd vote to acquit. Anybody who's ever sat at a bar with a beer in front of him(/her) **raises hand** knows that "86" means thrown out and prohibited from ever returning.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 05:42 PM (3tF5Z)
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California says "Hold my beer".
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 05:37 PM (Cif43)
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Same! Ready for deck dancing once the leaves fill out for my treehouse deck! I have some pride in my dancing alone.
I was in a perfectly respectable lounge sweatshirt thing the other day out there talking on the phone (with a hood) and my husband said it was a nighgown and to come inside. I explained it was not a nightgown, you ninny. You'd think after 47yrs of marriage plus extra he'd know he'd never seen me in this at night or in bed.
I see you got rid of the Bob part of your name! I was briefly Bob. Very brief.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 06:13 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 06:25 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 07:33 PM (qFwJc)
"Objective" "Journalists" Chuck Todd & Chris Cilizza: It's Donald Trump's Fault That Our Friends Keep Trying to Kill Him, "Chaos Follows Him" and it Makes Us Unsafe If We're "In His Orbit" When the Next Leftist We Programmed to Kill Takes a shot
The sheer narcissism, offered without an atom of self-awareness.
They keep sending their fellow shitlibs to shoot rifles at Trump, and then whine that they're in danger when shitlib bullets start flying, and it's Trump's fault because the Secret Service focuses on protecting the President of the United States rather than shitlib "journalists" who might be in the vicinity (and egging on the assassin).He also claims that Trump never provided him with protection when Trump said mean things about the press, which he claims caused people to "come after him." Number of assassination attempts on Chris Cilizza and Chuck Todd, combined: Zero Number of assassination attempts on anyone in the antifa press corps: Zero, though antifa routinely beats conservative reporters hard enough to give them bleeding concussions It's weird, no one's in any danger at a Barack Obama speech. Because people on the right aren't trying to kill him, and no one on the right is instructing assassins to kill him. Unbelievable. I'm nearly speechless.
I'm watching this clip again and it is so far off the rails of reality that I almost can't believe it.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 28, 2026
To summarize, a would be assassin attempted to murder the President in a ballroom. Chuck Todd makes it about himself and moans that Trump would not protect him, in such… https://t.co/SSkjzqTXMt
"Trump is making us unsafe" and "Chaos follows him" and we don't know why.
Legacy media: “We have absolutely no clue where all this anti-Trump hatred comes from or why anyone would want him dead.” pic.twitter.com/8SF5h5cQ70
— Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) April 27, 2026
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (R/457)
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Using the logic applied to create the 11 attempts on Obama, I'm sure they've got a few.
Have there been bullets fired into a building they're not in? Well, that's an assassination attempt.
Did someone on the radio say that they wanted to see them dead? Well, that would be another attempt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (R/457)
LOL
I didn't look at the clip , but the picture from it looks like he already had and had just consumed it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (HdYcL)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (N1tpc)
That's unfair! I've never dealt drugs.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar8)
@EricLDaugh
🚨 JUST IN: The Virginia Supreme Court has OFFICIALLY DENIED Democrats’ move to reinstate the 10D-1R Congressional map — refusing to pause the lower court order, which BLOCKS certification
GREAT! A legal win!
This means the map stays blocked while legal challenges play out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 03:28 PM (diia5)
Thank you, Governor Walz!
Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:28 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 03:28 PM (HdYcL)
Lay off the chronic, Chuck.
On the other hand, I've had bowel issues this morning and I can't rule out Trump as being responsible.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (DECkL)
@EricLDaugh
🚨 JUST IN: The Virginia Supreme Court has OFFICIALLY DENIED Democrats’ move to reinstate the 10D-1R Congressional map — refusing to pause the lower court order, which BLOCKS certification
GREAT! A legal win!
This means the map stays blocked while legal challenges play out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 03:28 PM (diia5)
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Ace should write a post on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (3Ope8)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (cS1cw)
Charles had to do it. "The disastrously melting ice caps of the Arctic..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (HdYcL)
As I suggested in the last thread - why would anyone think there is some limit, theoretical or otherwise, to their malignancy?
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (qBdHI)
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Downwardly mobile leftists are not responsible for their actions. They can only respond to external stimuli like animals.
Hence, the presence of something in their vision must lead to violence.
Therefore, downwardly mobile leftists are not people, are not protected by the constitution, and should be treated like feral dogs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (R/457)
If Trump was not president they would have nothing to run on.
They aren't "for" anything except abortion, they are just against Trump and that is their entire platform.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (0N4FZ)
Ace should write a post on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (R/457)
VDH Cruelty Level - give it a 5 1/2.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: NSDAP at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (E6xSb)
Did anyone laugh out loud?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (3Ope8)
Trump gets shot again???
CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:21 PM
Until the left gets a softball field encounter, there will be zero interest in "toning down the rhetoric".
It will be a sad day when our country comes to that, but that's where the left has brought us.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (N1tpc)
Stay in your lane, Chuck. Science ain't it. Keep stirring your tea with your penis.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Riz8t)
Remember when the tranny chaser shot Kirk and the responses from leftwingers were: dancing around and one guy claiming he actually did it?
People don't do that if some random person they don't know is shooting into the crowd they are in...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
They're "for" plenty, but what they're for is just too disturbing and unpalatable to campaign on. Hint: It's mostly communism, destruction and death
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (USUCU)
@GovTimWalz
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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He's like Steve McGarrett and Matt Dillon combined!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)
Charles had to do it. "The disastrously melting ice caps of the Arctic..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)
Back in August 2004 I saw the Arctic ice make its appearance off of Point Barrow on a stormy day. It was its first appearance as the ice cap made its presence known again…
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (oqH4h)
Trump gets shot again???
CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (USUCU)
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This is true.
It's only about winning the next 12 hours of coverage on CNN.
Doesn't matter if Trump is still deporting at higher levels than any president since Eisenhower. The media is saying Trump is a poopy head at a high enough level to get attention.
Doesn't matter that Iran is pulling rusted tankers out of mothballs to fill with oil because they can't export anymore. The media is saying that Trump brought on his own attempted assassination at 115 decibels.
The obsession with narrative is the only overriding tactic the left has anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (R/457)
>>@paulsperry_
??BREAKING: Secret FBI docs opening the Clinton Foundation probe reveal Hillary Clinton was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme whereby "Secretary Clinton pressured [the] Russian government to sign a multi-billion dollar contract with Boeing" just two months before Boeing donated up to $5 million to the Clinton Foundation
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (+gA9j)
I don't care if every registered D voter or pol was taken behind the barn and 86'd. Fuck the evil bastards.
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Int1s)
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I'm trying to figure out just what his lane is. Living in magnificence and splendor paid for by the taxpayers?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Cast of Our American Cousin at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (XeU6L)
The reason the Germans didn't use chemical weapons in WWII (except one isolated case against the Soviets) is that the Brits made clear they would respond in kind...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)
"If so many of us reasonable people think Trump should be attacked for his politics, then maybe he should!"
Mad as hatters.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (R/457)
This is the cruelty I come here to enjoy. It's not just from ace.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:34 PM (N1tpc)
"If so many of us reasonable people think Trump should be attacked for his politics, then maybe he should!"
Mad as hatters.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)
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But we should treat them as loyal opposition in a classical liberal system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:34 PM (R/457)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (0U5gm)
52 The left doesn't actually think you are a nazi. The left just calls you a nazi to justify killing you.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 03:35 PM (0U5gm)
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No, they do think we're nazis.
They just don't know what a nazi is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (R/457)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (fncUB)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)
They're calling Trump a Nazi so they can justify killing him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (tUP1A)
What did I win?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (74zY1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (looXz)
I'd say DNA vector, except I doubt he's doing much of that anymore.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (USUCU)
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Darker than the day that Ronald Reagan beat Jimmy Carter?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (R/457)
The left just pretends that no one disagrees with them even when they lose an election. It is one of the more amusing quirks they have.
Since a bunch of people hate Trump we are allowed to kill him. Well a bunch of people hated Biden so is it ok to kill him too? No, everyone loved Biden.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)
The satisfaction of not watching any more of it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (looXz)
Posted by: Chucky Todd at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (n5tGW)
Just like they claim - without fail - that they do.
Posted by: RM at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (USUCU)
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If the last 100+ years have demonstrated anything, it's that there is no more dangerous, evil ideology that's ever plagued the earth than bog-standard leftism.
Every time the left takes power anywhere it murders millions of people for the sake of murdering them.
Because stan never sleeps.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)
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I'ma gonna quibble with the "reasonable" portion of this sentence.
Dear communists, Trump was elected by the majority of Americans, as well as the Electoral College. It's his politics over half of the voters voted for. Try legitimately winning an election.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)
Cruel to be kind was my favourite breakup song.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (DECkL)
Just like they claim - without fail - that they do.
Posted by: RM at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (n/1Oj)
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CBS under Bari Weiss going from full retard partisan Democrat to soft-left is going to have a larger effect on American elections than Musk buying Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (R/457)
They just don't know what a nazi is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (R/457)
All they need to know if "Disagree with me == NAZI"
That's all that matters.
They have no idea who the Nazis were except bad. And OrangeManBad, so NAZI!
(They will spout actual Nazi propaganda while calling you a Nazi, in fact.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (0N4FZ)
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I call it "target blaming", because it's just too far of an emotional leap to conceive of "Nazis" (who deserve it) as "victims".
One loon told me that we shouldn't be looking at Allen's politics because Trump's rhetoric is more "proximal".
And I said "No duh that the target is more proximal".
Remember that "victim" is status in the unthinking world. They will resist all attempts to lend that status to Trump. But they cannot deny that Trump was the *target* of violence, much like a woman who wears a short skirt is the *target* of rape.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (USUCU)
BREAKING: Andrew Dezelan, a Democrat running for Indiana State Senate, was just arrested after allegedly campaigning door-to-door while HIGH ON COCAINE.
He also reportedly physically struggled against the police when they confronted him about having drugs.
Dezelan has received preliminary charges of possession of cocaine and resisting law enforcement.
https://is.gd/Ot3Rfi
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)
@GovTimWalz
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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He's like Steve McGarrett and Matt Dillon combined!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ndZc7)
The standard lefty comment on this is that timpon outed this stuff six years ago........never noticing that he let it continue for six more years, probably growing in scale.
A real gotcha they think.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (jgiQ8)
If the last 100+ years have demonstrated anything, it's that there is no more dangerous, evil ideology that's ever plagued the earth than bog-standard leftism.
Every time the left takes power anywhere it murders millions of people for the sake of murdering them.
Because stan never sleeps.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
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There was some article about the discord tearing apart SCOTUS from the inside.
From the left was Sotomayor personally insulting Kavanaugh, which she apologized for.
And just to make sure we all understand it's a both-sides issue...there's also Thomas giving a speech against progressivism as an ideology.
See? Both sides are to blame!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (R/457)
All in all, not a bad speech by Charles.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Man I hope you are right.
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (36bTp)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (w/O5Q)
Yep, not that Trump is far right on economics, but current leftwing economics is heavily corporatist - just like National Socialist Germany and Italy under Mussolini.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)
They just don't know what a nazi is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (R/457)
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Right, so they don't think we're Nazis--because that conclusion has nothing to do with "think".
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)
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[dons pseudo-psychologist hat]
Gross rationalization to justify their actions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (dK+Kv)
The Swinging Pendulum is the fatal flaw in our system. At one time it was a Feature, now it is a Bug; because the country has a great number of true shitbags, electing shitbags.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Man I hope you are right.
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (36bTp)
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They did a halfway decent story on their nightly news about what the SPLC was indicted for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (R/457)
Also the Left: "the guy who openly and proudly wished someone would shoot children of Republicans in the head is an ideal candidate for Attorney General of VA."
Fuck yourself in the eye with a fork, that's as far as I'll "tone down" my violent rhetoric.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (tUP1A)
I think not. CBS News is for a subset of the over-80 crowd. Twitter has a lot more reach.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)
/Someone shoots at Trump
The left: Why are you blaming us? We aren't the ones that believe in violence. Also, why can't these people be more successful and have better aim?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
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Other than the fact that this guy is a Democrat, he is my spirit animal.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (USUCU)
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I highlighted the important word for analysis of this comment.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (jGJov)
No-Kings Democrats Give Standing Ovation To Literal King
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (Fbc0I)
Naturally, Trump is the Nazi.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (2ocoG)
And no, I don't want to get into semantic arguments about the literal definition of treason.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (YkIXR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 03:39 PM (jgiQ
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They just never could think to follow the suspects to the airport??!!!!
Wow. Geniuses run Minnesota!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (Gqar
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Since 2011, the institutional left (including the left wing of the Republican Party) has refused to allow the pendulum to swing back through the use of "fortification" and outright treason against the elected president of the United States.
We're still in the same process of swinging back from the overreach of Democrats in 2009-10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (R/457)
I think not. CBS News is for a subset of the over-80 crowd. Twitter has a lot more reach.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)
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Twitter reaches the engaged.
CBS News reaches the LIV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (R/457)
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
==
Kash Patel responds:
@FBIDirectorKash
Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (GD0B3)
Yeah, type, deleted the hell outta that one.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:40 PM (w/O5Q)
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Yep.
More people should read "By any means necessary" slowly and really parse out what the left is saying when they use that turn of phrase.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (oqH4h)
I think not. CBS News is for a subset of the over-80 crowd. Twitter has a lot more reach.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)
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Concur.
A legacy media outlet utterly ignored by the preferred consumer demographic.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)
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And that’s wrong? When did we get all these rules?
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
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Oh the "Tim Walz" counting method.
Remember how his son was a "victim of a mass shooting event?"
And by that, he was in a building somewhere near where a random gang banger popped off a few rounds, which gunfire he neither heard at the time nor knew about until hours later.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (tUP1A)
Also the left: Tim Walz is the one responsible for identifying the massive fraud in MN
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm trying to figure out just what his lane is. Living in magnificence and splendor paid for by the taxpayers?
I think of them as England's pet rich people. Except they keep barking in the middle of the night and pooping on the carpet
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (t+8nd)
Appeals to the 'Greater Good', are the tell.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (VdTX+)
My conspiracy theory is that the 1980s were awesome because basically the entire elite class was high on cocaine. That led them to OK dozens of awesome movies and TV shows that focus groups would never openly approve of (but would absolutely watch).
Now it's all weed, and weed removes ambition, it doesn't amplify it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
"Man I hope you are right."
I think TJT accidentally forgot the sarc qualifier.
Posted by: RM at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (n/1Oj)
On immigration his policies are absolutely normal AND completely in accordance with the actual law of the land.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (L6dcX)
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Driving campaign high on cocaine
Dezelan you'd better watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)
CBS News reaches the LIV.
Their ratings say otherwise.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
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Yes, it's only 4 million people tuning in, but it's people who only get their news from such sources. They don't get it from X.
People who were getting their news from X were well aware of the Hunter laptop, for instance, real time as the story was being suppressed.
The people reliant on CBS news never heard it except that it was crazy.
Getting those 4 million to say, "Wait...Democrats did a bad thing?" is much more impactful than engage Republicans on social media screaming about how Twitter won't let them share news stories with the like minded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (R/457)
Appeals to the 'Greater Good', are the tell.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (rOERL)
Guy named Hitler thought that killing all of those pesky Jews and Gypsies would promote and ensure the Greater Good.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar8)
They seem ignorant of 'National Socialists'.
Wait...did I say 'seem'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)
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Which all national systems of socialism are. Regardless of their "intention" to dissolve the state (which when you really look at it, Engels is kind of a weasel on) into a free love commune.
Fascism believes that the state should make any decisions it decides it needs to make. Soviet Russia is just fascism where the state makes decisions to further Marxist history.
Europe is run by multi-party fascism.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tubal
The pendulum just isn't the same anymore, without the blade on the end of it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 03:46 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar
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Hey, shut up.
Posted by: Lefty played by Ryan George. at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (gu0hJ)
I think not. CBS News is for a subset of the over-80 crowd. Twitter has a lot more reach.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Riz8t)
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Concur.
A legacy media outlet utterly ignored by the preferred consumer demographic.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)
I don’t know… you might be right but the legacy media still seems to have an inordinate amount of influence… at the very least it seems to set the Overton Window on acceptable discourse and what makes the headlines (most people don’t read beyond headlines)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (+gA9j)
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Casey Jones used to be somebody.
Used to drive a train.
Now he's trolling for votes in the suburbs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (CU22W)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (n7rxJ)
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Have all the polar bears drowned yet ... or are their populations flourishing?
/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (qBdHI)
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"Totally!!" -- Nancy Pelosi, slapping her knee.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 03:41 PM (jGJov)
Balancing on pikes?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:48 PM (dK+Kv)
Legacy media: “We have absolutely no clue where all this anti-Trump hatred comes from or why anyone would want him dead.”
https://is.gd/zfPO6b
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2026 03:49 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e)
Frank Pelosi’s hammer is a little known corollary of Occam’s razor
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:49 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: pahound at April 28, 2026 03:50 PM (HJCDN)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:50 PM (rbvCR)
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BREAKING: Indiana Democrat-Communist Party Invites Florida's Andrew Gillum To Come Run For a State Senate Seat. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:51 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar
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SHUT IT!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 03:51 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Now to Dr. Jill and F. Joe Biden.
We'll wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (2ocoG)
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HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY IDEA FOR A NEW BUSINESS??!!
Posted by: Snorty McBlowhead at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)
Correct. The legacy media has an influence *far* beyond their ratings. They set the framing for watercooler conversations. Their reporting on the California high speed fail basically made Newsom go into hiding.
X is great to have, but it can't drive the culture the way the network news can.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:47 PM (+gA9j)
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I know how to settle this! Have a man in the street hold up pics of Chuck Tood and Kris Sizzila and ask passerbys to name the gruesome twosum.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (rj6Yv)
Dezelan you'd better watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)
Was gonna ring some bells, but then I got high.
Was gonna place some signs, but then I got high.
Now I'm gettin' a mugshot, and I know why . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)
Nebraska sex offender known as "Cookie Monster" found naked in bed with screaming 9-year-old
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h4py4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ndZc7)
"Look what you made us do!"
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
Ah, yes, the CLASSIC Abusers line.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (Gqar8)
Thanks. That is funny. It must be a blast to work at the "Babylon Bee".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (lQ+/f)
Theater Kids
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rOERL)
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"Pikers." -- Brian Williams, Honorary Vietnam Vet
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (VdTX+)
Just like a fascist to de-centralize power, right!
Oh, no. That would be fascist because it would stop the left from doing what it wants to do with centralized power!
Obama already spoke and thinks that he should be making the decisions about how the Little Sisters of the Poor and Hobby Lobby compensate their employees.
Deciding which of decisions that was formerly yours to make that they should allow you to keep making, that's a key dynamic in fascism. The State decides what it will decide.
Tell me that the NFIB v. Sebelius argument that compelling commercial activity is in the "Commerce clause", doesn't fall along such lines...
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (sn5xH)
Posted by: Ian S
Bullshit. No one under age 50
Watches network news.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (k1CAF)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
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I had that same problem with Tina!
Posted by: Ike Turner at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)
"Look what you made us do!"
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Av6i5)
Ah, yes, the CLASSIC Abusers line.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (Gqar
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"WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: RM at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (n/1Oj)
Tell me that the NFIB v. Sebelius argument that compelling commercial activity is in the "Commerce clause", doesn't fall along such lines...
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)
Kathleen Sebelius. Wonder whatever became of that slug.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar8)
@gothburz
Apr 27
I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired.
The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass.
A champagne flute hit the floor of the International Ballroom at approximately 9:47 PM. Then a second. Then the sound that I have since been told was a 12-gauge shotgun, which from inside the ballroom sounded like a heavy door slamming in a parking garage. Then the Secret Service moved. They moved the President, the Vice President, the First Lady through the east corridor in under ninety seconds, which is protocol, which is practiced, which is the one part of the evening that worked exactly as it was designed.
Everything else was improvised.
I know this because I ordered the wine. 94 tables. Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir that the Association selected in February after a tasting committee spent three meetings debating between Oregon and Burgundy. Oregon won. The budget was $14,200. I signed the invoice. I can tell you the vintage. I can tell you [ . . .]
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (rbvCR)
I can tell you the per-bottle cost because I negotiated it down from $89 to $76.
What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation.
I can tell you what I saw. A correspondent from a network I will not name picked up two bottles on her way to the east exit. Full bottles. One in each hand. She was wearing heels and she did not spill. A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore. A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one.
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
The theme of the dinner was "A Free Press for a Free People." The banners were still hanging when the evacuation began. I know because I hung them. Twenty-three banners, navy blue, gold serif lettering, $11,400 for the set. They were still hanging when 2,600 guests were directed to the exits by Secret Service agents, one of whom had just taken a shotgun round in his ballistic vest [ . . . ]
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (rbvCR)
Nebraska sex offender known as "Cookie Monster" found naked in bed with screaming 9-year-old
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h4py4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ndZc7)
Found with his skull crushed in through his own rectum? Details, man.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:57 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Ian S
Bullshit. No one under age 50
Watches network news.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (k1CAF)
Nurse is right without a doubt. Proof would be in checking their advertising.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (qBdHI)
Absolutely!
Posted by: Pony Tail at April 28, 2026 03:57 PM (HcbZb)
https://instapundit.com/793203/ >>Ephippus 30 minutes ago
"Personally, I'd prefer to see them bombed into submission, but OK, I guess"
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at April 28, 2026 03:57 PM (CU22W)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (rbvCR)
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"Free wine for the wine moms" is more like it.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (sn5xH)
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"Eccentricity, to be socially acceptable, had still to have at least four or five generations of inbreeding behind it."
-- Osbert Lancaster
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:58 PM (VdTX+)
@FBIDirectorKash
Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:43 PM (qBdHI)
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You gonna' believe that drunk?
Come on it's much more obvious that they state who couldn't follow Somalis to the airport, while being fully aware of what they are doing, supposedly, did the work than a guy who just sits and drinks at his desk all day.
Posted by: Ike Turner at April 28, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)
-Dhimmi Kibble
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:59 PM (USUCU)
Now it's all weed, and weed removes ambition, it doesn't amplify it.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:45 PM (2ocoG)
Nicotine likely played a role as well, as it's also a stimulant.
The government made sure to stamp that drug out and replace it with one that makes people easier to rule.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:59 PM (N1tpc)
Watches network news.
Of course, they read it in their default feeds from Apple, Microsoft, and Firefox.
The actual TV broadcast is basically free advertising for where people actually read the stuff.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 03:59 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)
1-877-NOIRS-4-jKIDs
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 28, 2026 04:00 PM (sn5xH)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 28, 2026 04:01 PM (V362x)
Watches network news.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (k1CAF)
12M read the NYT. That’s less than 5% of American adults. But they drive the news cycle. Same goes for the alphabet networks.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 04:01 PM (3wCO0)
Watches network news.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (k1CAF)
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There are a lot more 30- and 40- something NPCs around here that gobble up network and cable news like mothers' milk than you'd like to think.
Posted by: Snorty McBlowhead at April 28, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 04:02 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (qBdHI)
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It's in the same way that destruction "follows Mr. Neutron" from planet to planet in one of Python's episodes (the year Douglas Adams was writing for them)"
Back before I even made the decision on Trump, I couldn't help but notice that Trump "creates destruction" much like Mr. Neutron.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 28, 2026 04:01 PM (V362x)
But Obama said we cannot know the motive.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)
I don't think he intended to die in any event, and even shooting near Literally Hitler will make him a hero on Bluesky when a female judge inevitably lets him go.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:03 PM (2ocoG)
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Can't we all just get along?
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 04:03 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 03:36 PM (looXz)
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Anti-Semitic Holocaust-Denying #NeverTrumper Leftists/Fascists who claim to be more MAGA than and/or to the right of Trump and believe Hitler a victimized hero and Churchill a villain.
Mark Levin has labeled and refers to them as the "Woke Reich."
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:03 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:03 PM (VdTX+)
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I call them, "Who?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
>>The actual TV broadcast is basically free advertising for where people actually read the stuff.
Prior to Musk buying Twitter and it basically being owned by the federal government, Twitter was the narrative machine for the news media. It's impossible to overstate the fundamental difference it has made now that it is an open platform where facts and opinions other than approved deep state dreck is exchanged and how fast leftist narratives die there.
They didn't take over Twitter because it was unimportant. Just the opposite.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:05 PM (viF8m)
But then I dislike pinots.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)
lol
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 04:05 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 28, 2026 04:06 PM (Ipymw)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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A bit late, but I would nominate this Youngbloods tune for the ONT:
https://shorturl.at/6uRE6
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 04:06 PM (XeU6L)
"Chuck Todd’s Bold New Venture: Reviving Local News Through Youth Sports and Relaunching Chuck Toddcast"
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)
And the 'tards think that having people with obviously Jewish names like Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro saying that they're retarded proves everything they're saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 04:07 PM (fZiTB)
And the 'tards think that having people with obviously Jewish names like Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro saying that they're retarded proves everything they're saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:06 PM (2ocoG)
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Their one hope for electoral relevance is James Fishback in Florida for governor.
I don't think there's been a single poll with him in the double digits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:07 PM (R/457)
Posted by: vivi at April 28, 2026 04:07 PM (OFw3k)
King Tampon's brother Andrew formerly known as Prince is a molester, scheming, lying, bullying aristocrat abusive to everyone he comes in contact with.
In other words, everything I admire about British Royalty.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 04:08 PM (DECkL)
Musk buying twitter was tremendously important AND legacy news still has a LOT of influence
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 04:08 PM (yz/88)
I know he doesn't write this tripe but it's entertaining to watch him read it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:08 PM (Fbc0I)
I will have chocolate bars when western 'journalists' die. It used to seem 'mean' until you consider how little regard they have for us - so screw them. They drop. Celebrate like a Palestinian on 9-11.
Considering how much they've devolved, how sub-human they've become, depending on the 'journalist', I may have to move up to hooker's, coke, heroin and O'Douls since I gave up booze.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: WisRich
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OTOH...plenty of time to tuck a bottle of wine under your arm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 04:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:08 PM (Fbc0I)
NO KINGS!!!!
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ordinary American
Out-of-touch, Republican-hating, Crackpot or ORCs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 04:10 PM (ndZc7)
He goofed while yapping about peace of religious harmony: he said to turn plowshares to swords. Peace biblically is the opposite. There was sort of a stunned silence. heh. hic
Otherwise no mention of Climate Change yet...ah, at the end, "nature." Drink!
During a bit of the Magna Carta/Supreme Court rulings he mentioned executive power's checks and balances...looking snidely at the Dim section. Aha.
Nanzi Pelousi seems to be wearing an exoskeleton and upright. The Dims can actually stand and clap hands, the arse wipes.
He seems at times to have problems turning pages with his sausage fingers.
There is some reference to NATO without saying NATO on our great alliance. Their own Navy is barely sailing. Mentions 9/11 and now mentioning NATO Article 5. I reckon we will help if Russia invades the UK...oh, crap, he mentions Youcrane.
Nanzi nearly seized during her clapping.She is dressed in lavender, I guess as a minor royal in her vodka soaked mind.
You better be careful, Chuck. You do note our great military. Dam straight...best in the world.
Economy mentioned, oh, yes. Without us you are sunk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (WONhk)
Message to Chuckie Todd et. al.: You aren't safe. You have never been safe. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow or have a heart attack or a million other things. People are fragile. That's why some of us go out armed. Because of fools like your minions.
Get over your damned selves already.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (DwqWV)
It was his appeal on Rogan's show that he called Hiroshima "pure Evil", and said nobody can deny it. As he started appealing to the center and lefties that would have a civil conversation with him--as he moved center, he gained an anti-war critique on the "Right".
So, to the extent he has adopted "identity politics", it hasn't been on a rightward vector, but a leftward one.
Right now, I can't figure out if he's saying that Kamala should be president because he apologized for supporting Trump.
We need to abandon the goodie bag "Right", because the progs are always trying to stick companions there that do NOT want to conserve law and order, and a non-racially-purified new land.
Fascists have little in common with a conservative American constitutionalist patriot.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (Fi81e)
Well, no, they took over it because the left takes over everything. Even if something is apolitical, it has to be turned into a loudspeaker for their politics. Twitter's pre-Musk relevance came from the fact that the network news people were all on there and treated like royalty, the way Hasan Piker gets personalized birthday greetings from the executive staff at Twitch.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (rbvCR)
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That was debunked by Jacqui Heinrich yesterday who said it's all a lie, Gutfeld also repeated it last night on his show and he said Heinrich said it's all fake news (she called in on his earpiece to tell him that or he just faked that she was calling in).
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (kX27y)
How about King Charles the one hundred and eleventh.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (w6EFb)
If Schiff's not in on this, I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Although, I think Schellenberger is still pretty solid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: jonnybiface at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (ufXiF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
>Do they leave corkscrews at the table? Are guests expected to open their own bottles? Have we no sommeliers on the wait staff?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (Fbc0I)
Economy mentioned, oh, yes. Without us you are sunk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:11 PM (WONhk)
Reader's Digest Version: Soggy Brit Flaps His Gums.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (DwqWV)
If Schiff's not in on this, I'll eat my hat.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (dK+Kv)
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Is this as believable as the "Trump and Epstein gave birth to my baby and dropped it in Lake Michigan" from the files?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (R/457)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (xxIVv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
If there were only a word that described an organism that steals from its' host without any benefit to the host....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (w9Wax)
I knew it was BS just because it went on and on and was obvious engagement-bait
also who would want a banner? no thanks, I'll take this wine for later tho
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (j+aD2)
Although, I think Schellenberger is still pretty solid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)
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Greenwald is and always will be an America-critic. That's his raison-d'etre.
When the left is in power, he critiques American power.
When the right is in power, he critiques American power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (R/457)
Posted by: pahound at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (HJCDN)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (lYuyq)
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 04:12 PM (kX27y)
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I'm thinking that they had gone far enough into production that the story was assigned a block, and they had to find a way to fill that time, and Greg thought that would be clever.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (Fi81e)
Obama as Obi Wan Kenobi, waving off storm troopers with "You don't know his motive" magic.
Let's just all stand back in awe of the Light-bringer.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (DECkL)
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As George Orwell pointed out, people sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (XeU6L)
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OTOH...plenty of time to tuck a bottle of wine under your arm.
And when all the filth and corruption foams up around their waste they will all look up an cry: SAVE US.
and Trump will whisper: NO.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WotHapToAmericanDream
What ever Happened to the American Dream? It Came TRUE -- you're lookin' at it.
LET'S GO BRANDON!
FINISH THEM OFF FOREVER.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 28, 2026 04:14 PM (7h9/P)
Trump didn't have a single media oulet on his side, not even Fox, in either election. He communicated largely through social media. He thought so much of it he didn't buy CBS when Twitter banned him, he built his own.
Social media is the great leveler because anyone's opinion can be heard and if it's good enough it gets amplified. It's nice that Weiss has been installed at CBS but it is still controlled media. 60 minutes is still CBS.
They tried to break Musk when he bought Twitter. Nobody tried to stop the Ellisons from buying CBS.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:05 PM (R/457)
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Yeah, I have no interest in any of them.
There's a debate on our side on whether to simply ignore them (and stop giving them additional publicity and clicks) or call them out by name.
I am sincerely interested in your astute opinion on this (your answer would argue for the former)?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (9lqZe)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (Fbc0I)
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Where's the bourbon?!
Posted by: Secretary of WAR, Pete Hegseth at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: David Hogg at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)
There's a debate on our side on whether to simply ignore them (and stop giving them additional publicity and clicks) or call them out by name.
I am sincerely interested in your astute opinion on this (your answer would argue for the former)?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (VdTX+)
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Tucker endorsed a candidate for a Texas House primary a month ago.
Dude came in 6th.
These people's platforms are third worlders in Pakistan and bots. They are to be ignored.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (R/457)
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Stop stealing my schtick, dude.
Posted by: David Hogg
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One imagines Hogg hopping on his bicycle and peddling furiously to get to the hotel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:17 PM (XeU6L)
So.... any NO KINGS protesters?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2026 04:17 PM (mP0Kj)
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Stop stealing my schtick, dude.
Posted by: David Hogg at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (XeU6L)
Dodging sniper fire?
Posted by: Hitlery Clinton at April 28, 2026 04:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (R/457)
I gave birth to Trump's baby after he raped me in the men's room at Shea Stadium in 1977 before I was elected to Congress. Richard Todd, who had 4 interceptions that day, also raped me.
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (AP4bj)
Posted by: David Hogg at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (XeU6L)
Dodging sniper fire?
Posted by: Hitlery Clinton at April 28, 2026 04:18 PM (mP0Kj)
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SERPENTINE!!
Posted by: Secretary of WAR, Pete Hegseth at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 03:54 PM (sn5xH)
His mom knew that, and hung on as long as she could.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (fncUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:16 PM (R/457)
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Good point I'd forgotten about -- that many of their clicks are from foreigners, bots, and foreign bots.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:20 PM (VdTX+)
"David Miles Hogg is an American gun control activist who served as a co-vice chair of the Democratic National Committee from February to June 2025. As a student survivor of the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting..."
My emphasis. He wasn't even there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:20 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2026 04:20 PM (0Htd1)
Try changing your IP. Lots of banned ones.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (n5tGW)
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OPEC's days were numbered in Trump's first term when energy dominance became possible from America.
Russia getting bogged down in Ukraine, Trump getting re-elected, Venezuela becoming an American vassal state, and then Iran's ability to terrorize the Middle East being knocked back just re accelerated what Biden's term had slowed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:21 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2026 04:21 PM (IhL8c)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (fncUB)
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I discount that idea, because in the clip, the two bottles pulled from the table looked markedly different. So, I strongly doubt it was all a single vintage.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Just got here.
This twitter "article" really annoyed me.
It was meandering bullshit, going from lies, to rumors, to self promotion, to nonsense.
Is this guy a journalist? It would appear so, based on the organization. Why is he reporting lies? why is he talking about banners? why is he blaming the guests of his own organization?
It was poorly written blather, but it got a lot of attention. Typical
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:22 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 04:22 PM (rbvCR)
Hey Chuck, I really think that you should lay low for the next several years, like under your bed. I know how bad we all will really miss you, but being around Trump's orbit is so dangerous for you, you better not take any chances!
Under your bed with the rest of the dust balls.
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2026 04:22 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (9lqZe)
Their entire political and life view is that everything is caused by somebody else, and they have no control over how anything those awful people do affects them. It is basically Freudianism taken to its illogical and stupid conclusion. They can't possibly be held to account because somebody else did that to them. Victims from one side of the world to the other.
It's all horseshit, and they know that, but it lets them sleep at night after championing such horrors as abortion and assisted suicide.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:22 PM (DwqWV)
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Jen Rubin's "This, That and Everything" podcast is the #1 rated podcast.*
* among Jen Rubin podcasts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:23 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (R/457)
That's a new one.
Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 28, 2026 04:23 PM (sn5xH)
Everyone in DC knows that no booze is *ever* removed from a table and put back in stock. It is already paid for and the dipsomaniacs in DC are going call it fair game.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (78XAW)
Despised Obungo, but never wanted him killed as he would have been martyred.The worst I hoped for was his limp-wristed self to prancercise down the stairs of AF1 so I could laugh.
Mocked and looked on with disgust at Biden, felt he was evil (his goat eyes). Possibly that he was sometimes hiding behind a feeble demeanor to protect him in the end. Never wanted him killed, just wanted him to go away. I did often want a fall down the stairs of AF1, but he fell up the stairs instead before the little stairs of the plane were used with his special shoes.
This divides us from the insane Dims who scream in unison, as they have no imagination at all: Orange Man, fascist, Nazi, rapist, racist. While hoping for President Trump's death.Literal witches casting spells. And this is why I pray every night for his protection...that all plans against him and others in his cabinet fail in this wall of protection.
I am proud to be the party of sarcasm and derision vs evil and demonic hatred.
I believe God hears our prayers for President Trump and Co.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (Fbc0I)
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Reminds me of an old Letterman joke when he was doing some shows from Las Vegas back in the day.
[Homeless Dude on sidewalk outside casino:] "Hey man, can you spare $20 for some food?"
[Letterman:] "Well, how do I know you won't just go right in there and blow it on gambling?"
[Homeless Dude:] "Oh, I've GOT gambling money ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Skip"
What? That's for the birds!
Posted by: Supreme Leader of the Day at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (vFG9F)
Try changing your IP. Lots of banned ones.
Posted by: JackStraw
Hmm. Not exactly sure how to do that on my phone, so hopefully shutting it down will work.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (PUZcP)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 04:25 PM (uDa2+)
X putting the "posting from" tag on users has been huge for deflating all kinds of ops.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:25 PM (2ocoG)
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5m
>>BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for former FBI Director James Comey for multiple federal grand jury charges in North Carolina related to an Instagram image he posted last summer allegedly threatening the president. US Marshals will execute the arrest. Comey publicly claimed at the time that he did not create the threatening "86 47" image but merely stumbled on it while walking on the beach and photographed it. It's not clear what he told federal agents who interviewed him about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2026 04:19 PM (fncUB)
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I discount that idea, because in the clip, the two bottles pulled from the table looked markedly different. So, I strongly doubt it was all a single vintage.
Posted by: Axeman
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Had I been catering the event, it would have been Cisco.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (XeU6L)
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
"NO KINGS" crowd greets King Charles with a standing ovation
[video]
https://is.gd/nuTFB6m
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (WQ1/N)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 04:15 PM (9lqZe)
No leftist in human history has ever taken responsibility for the consequences of his actions. It sounds like hyperbole, but I contend it is the truth. Some former leftists might have, but that's it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (fZiTB)
Or would they have to spot them $5k just to have a Final?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (tUP1A)
"When we don't get our way, we'll unleash havoc everywhere. Give us our way and we can make it stop."
And it always works.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (iXqHn)
Reboot your router.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (viF8m)
And it always works.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (BI5O2)
Until they start it up again because they want something new.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 04:27 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I don't want to see most of those women in thongs, although with my Ackbar hat on...wait, that's Sisqó
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (PUZcP)
I thought he was amusing, and after the
94 midterms when he basically rubber-stamped Gingrich so he could spend more time with his dick he was mostly harmless. Not entirely, but far, far less problematic than Obama.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (PUZcP)
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If you're mobile, it probably will.
Otherwise, you might need to use VPN.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (WQ1/N)
When even the DNC kicks your grifting ass out.
Posted by: Auspex
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So...Swalwell has been awarded a Hogg Prize?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 28, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
If there were only a word that described an organism that steals from its' host without any benefit to the host....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 28, 2026 04:13 PM (w9Wax)
Commie?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:29 PM (dK+Kv)
Reboot your router.
Posted by: JackStraw
Lol...I'm riding in a Blackhawk at the moment with my Military Moron sock, jumping between cell towers I'm sure.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (PUZcP)
Posted by: Axeman
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The math he gave doesn't work either. 2600 people, but only 200 bottles of wine? There had to be more.
I saw a couple tables in photographs with 5 bottles lined up, so that sounds better for a table of 12. In DC, anyway. (dipsomaniacs, all of them.) It seems like he only bitched about the expensive ones, maybe for other reasons. (he knows the owners and publicity is goo? he is getting kickbacks?)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (78XAW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 04:22 PM (DwqWV)
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That actually gels well with the theory of Robert Owen, Scottish Industrialist who started the New Harmony commune (of Marx's communism) original meaning of "socialism". A word Owen coined.
Society is responsible for all human ills.
As I think about it solving the whole "problem" of "society" is more in keeping with 20th-century "liberalism" than Marxian revolution. And all the conversations I've had with "liberals" over decades.
Owen's commune was to fix "society" by footing the bill, thus shielding commune members against scarcity, so as to reform "society".
I think the mixture comes as Marx observes Owen's "failure to make communes compulsory" and other Marxists noticing that advancing Owenism can help destabilizing the free market dependency.
Read Daniel J. Flynn's book "A Conservative History of the American Left" for more details.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Comey ain't getting convicted on threats. How the F can the other indictment (still a "process" crime and not the many many actual crimes of importance he committed) be gone? The prosecutor was found not to have been properly appointed. There's no workarounds to that? Huh?
OPEC like any cartel is a centrifugal force festival waiting to disassemble. It lost much of its bite long ago. Energy abundance of course (and not just in the US) have greatly reduced its influence.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U/Byj)
Well you're still here so this IP works.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:31 PM (viF8m)
Wolf Blitzer was on Jeopardy and infamously ended Double Jeopardy with -$4600, according to Grok. (I thought I remembered that but wanted a second opinion).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (fZiTB)
Steal the wine, take that bottle!
Steal the wine, take that bottle!
Steal the wine, take that bottle!
Steal the wine, take that bottle!
Posted by: Eric Burden at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Absolutely. Great book.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (fZiTB)
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Parasitoids are a type of parasite that ultimately kill their host as part of their life cycle
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:33 PM (XeU6L)
So very fine
We'll drink it right down
Pass it all around
So stimulating, so intoxicating
Sweet cherry wine
(All day and night)
And everybody's gonna feel so fine
Drinking sweet cherry wine
Yes, they will...
Posted by: Tommy James & The Shondells at April 28, 2026 04:34 PM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 04:24 PM (PUZcP)
If you're using a VPN on your phone or computer, that may be the cause, pause it and see if that helps. I had the same issue and one of the horde gave me a head ups about that.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 28, 2026 04:35 PM (bo8na)
So.... any NO KINGS protesters?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2026 04:17 PM (mP0Kj
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Not that I've seen. Nanzi Pelousi was about to stroke out she was so excited in her lavender suit. But more upright than lately. Why I think an exoskeleton is holding her up.
Chuck DID throw a few bones to the Dims. I saw it. Not totally horrific but obvious. Nor did he praise Trump. Threw in a bit of our actions vs words (I reckon because we have scared Iran into their begging cups). I don't care Chuck!
He also DID throw in some words of Christianity, which I initially thought good as that is rare. Then had to ruin that by other religions to tolerate and merg (I think he did this as it is suspected he is praying to Mecca).
I am mostly interested in seeing what Lady Melania wears at each event. Which I realize is not the point.
His speech was measured and united.
His own begging cup may be out eventually if Russia joins Iran and continues to encroach into Europe. Somehow, though, I think Russia is depleted from the Youcrane and little z as they conscript old men to fight. I could be wrong.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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You could skip a few steps.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Absolutely. Great book.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Ordered, dammit. Just when I didn't need any more books...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Absolutely. Great book.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 04:32 PM (fZiTB)
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You really learn that the American Left was conceived and birthed in crazy.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
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You could skip a few steps.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Fi81e)
That'd be exactly what they're expecting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 04:38 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 04:26 PM (viF8m)
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ALL RIGHT! Now we talkin'! Yehaw, Jack Straw!
If I could not be trained as Mossad my fallback was to be a US Marshall!
I lead an imaginative life veering from aging supermodel Nana to a stone cold killer.
Fixin' to go rip out plants I don't want that reseeded like a ninja.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 04:51 PM (WONhk)
Kathleen Sebelius. Wonder whatever became of that slug.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar
No idea. However she's a very scrawny slug who appears to smoke cigs by her wrinkled prune mouth as she sashayed by our dinner table. I saw her coming and wanted to ask, innocently, where the $ was coming for Obungocare to see what'd she'd say. My husband told me I couldn't. In reality she had security with her and I also wanted to "accidently" trip her.
He later said (not knowing about the tripping plan) that he wished he'd let me ask her. I wanted to mess with her but not get arrested doing it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 05:29 PM (WONhk)
"I think about when somebody using Donald Trump's words and actions, targeted me and others and you know who I didn't hear from? Donald Trump."
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WT ever loving F is Chuckles McTodd raving about?
I ger he is a narcissist par excellence, I get that he's a partisan Trump hater. But I never knew he is a raving maniac.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 05:30 PM (pulld)
Posted by: Tracy at April 28, 2026 05:33 PM (r5YQN)
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I'll bet everyone at the Nazi/Klan rally at the Garden, pre WW Eleven, was a solid Democrat voter
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 05:33 PM (pulld)
Virginia Supreme Court Denies Democrat Motion to Impose Gerrymandered Map During the Hearings Over Its Legality
Comey Indicted for Threating Trump's Life with "8645" Post?
This is not a final order. But the Democrats wanted to implement the illegal map during the period when the Virginia Supreme Court is considering it, and the Virginia Supreme Court refused.
A court's refusal to grant these interlocutory and injunctive motions often, but not always, tips the way the court imagines the ultimate ruling will go. Let's do a two-in-one: Reports say that James Comey has been re-indicted -- a leftwing judge quashed the last one -- for his "8645" Instagram post, which seems to be an incitement to murder Trump.Bill MeluginI don't know if anyone really gets arrested or imprisoned for inciting a murder of Trump -- Obama, sure, but not Trump. The leftwing media spends all day inciting murder. The odds of conviction are better, I think, if they can cast this as a threat to kill Trump, but I don't know if that argument would win. If I say that someone should take out James Comey, that's not me actually threatening him. And by the way, I never would have said something like that, even as a hypothetical, before this week, but as the left is now engaged in open incitement of violence I'm done being super-careful about my own language.
@BillMelugin_ BREAKING: @FoxNews colleague @davidspunt reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
Comey’s second indictment is in connection with this photo, which he claims he took in North Carolina. Hopefully that is also the jurisdiction where the case was brought, because if so, it will be a far less favorable setting for him than in D.C. pic.twitter.com/w5xPe2wRPp
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) April 28, 2026
🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has just indicted disgraced former FBI Director James Comey for a SECOND time, per CNN
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 28, 2026
LET'S GO! 🔥
There are few details known about the indictment. Unclear which district he's been indicted in.
The DOJ is racking up some MAJOR wins this past week! pic.twitter.com/wqkTImkF9I
🚨 JUST IN: The Virginia Supreme Court has OFFICIALLY DENIED Democrats’ move to reinstate the 10D-1R Congressional map — refusing to pause the lower court order, which BLOCKS certification
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 28, 2026
GREAT! A legal win!
This means the map stays blocked while legal challenges play out.… pic.twitter.com/C2MiEjGzXd
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (yz/88)
I just don't see it. "86" can have many meanings.
"86" (eighty-six) is an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, cancel, or refuse service to someone. Originating in the 1930s, likely from restaurant or soda-fountain jargon, it is commonly used to indicate an item is out of stock or to eject an unruly customer.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (U/x/I)
Jay Jones’ outside counsel from California asked the Court to allow the election process to proceed pending the rulings on the merits of the gerrymandering cases.
The Court said “no.” This stops the election from being certified for now.
The same Supreme Court that allowed the referendum to go forward in March, so voters could be heard, has now declined to override a final judgment finding the constitutional amendment process defective. Strong signal that process matters in Virginia.
The Attorney General asked the Court of Virginia to set aside a final order that exposed a ballot question he would not quote, an Article XII timeline he had to redefine, and a 1912 case that did not say what he needed it to say.
The Supreme Court said “no.”"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Jmel at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (rkK33)
We'll see if that matters because of course it's (D)ifferent for them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:24 PM (ZxPkt)
No holds barred.
Put a half-nelson chokehold on their lawfare.
Any other political wrestling metaphors I've left out?
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:24 PM (Av6i5)
someone in the other thread said it,but its worth revisiting?
Bondi is gone and suddenly DOJ is pulling trigger?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)
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You could lose your job over "being mean" to Obama, by wearing a mask as a rodeo clown.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (cZMme)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
Bondi is gone and suddenly DOJ is pulling trigger?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (IifOV)
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Bondi set up the grand juries in Florida...so....
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)
As for VA, I think they’ve been Trumped by FL. Or should I say: They’ve been DeSantis’d
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (jgiQ8)
and it's driving the Eruo's and the Left crazy LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (tj0Ri)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM
Someone prominent on the right needs to say:
"Is there no one with a terminal diagnosis who could put a little fear into the people on the left?"
And then say that is a horrific thing to thing,. but the point is that the left is implying the same thing with their barely veiled incitements.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 02:27 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (Fi81e)
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Isn't that a good thing?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:27 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (yz/88)
When Democrats gerrymander, the maps are insanely skewed.
But look at Florida's "gerrymandered" maps.
They look more compact and contiguous than any I've ever seen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (N1tpc)
Maybe that;'s already happening?
All we need to do is will until the 2030 census and the 2032 redistricting, when the 0.8-child-per-liberal-woman vs. the 1.6-children-per-conservative women demographic shift will finally become overwhelming, and the liberals will have aborted them themselves out of electoral relevance.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 02:29 PM (CWTWj)
No holds barred.
Put a half-nelson chokehold on their lawfare.
Any other political wrestling metaphors I've left out?
Pile driver from behind.
What? Don't tell me you've never heard of that.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 28, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)
Cough up more money to our overseas accounts!
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (9lqZe)
Wray better be taking notes.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (NcvvS)
There are reasons why Jefferson is not my favorite.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
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Classical liberal principles only work when the other side adheres to them.
The other side has been trying to assassinate Trump for years.
I don't think we can have a classically liberal situation with a political party like that.
It's time to abandon classical liberalism in favor of tribalism. The other side has already done it, and we're going to be hiding behind principles as they shoot at us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (R/457)
Boss, we don't want you to go to prison.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 02:28 PM (YwEeS)
It just occurred to me that there’s probably been at least a few attempts made that were not made public for one reason or another. So the 3 we know about plus…?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (USUCU)
Completely ignoring the other trial judge, the one the subject of this order, who did block the implementation.
Seems the VA Supreme Court didn't skip that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (tUP1A)
If that wasn't making a statement, nothing besides the cross dressing nut job dude stealing women's clothing in charge of nuclear waste will.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (aZm/F)
But he sinks pretty low to do such a thing. Coward.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (yJi77)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (yz/8
Four. The four we know about.
Butler, the golf course, the guy who stormed the White House and was killed, then the WHCD.
There've been so many that we're literally losing track.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (CWTWj)
A political some one like Comey asking people to do it seems a much more serious issue.
And what about the brewery in MN promising to pay people to assassinate the president?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (yz/8
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The list of 11 attempts on Obama's life included a foreigner on a radio show saying he'd like to kill Obama.
Using that same measure for Trump...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (R/457)
"86" (eighty-six) is an American slang term meaning to get rid of, discard, cancel, or refuse service to someone. Originating in the 1930s, likely from restaurant or soda-fountain jargon, it is commonly used to indicate an item is out of stock or to eject an unruly customer.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)
I thought it was a Korean War reference to the F-86 fighter, which had a reputation for downing MIGs. As in "He got 86'd".
Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (kpi7N)
Comey should be arrested for impersonating a man and have his scrotum removed with dull hedge clippers. He's a zero.
Posted by: Musings at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (AP4bj)
Completely ignoring the other trial judge, the one the subject of this order, who did block the implementation.
Seems the VA Supreme Court didn't skip that.
I order that West Virginia be restored to Virginia.
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)
Boss, we don't want you to go to prison.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (8NTVk)
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How else is he to rediscover Kaboom cereal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (R/457)
But he sinks pretty low to do such a thing. Coward.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (yJi77)
Conviction isn't the point. The process is the punishment.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 02:33 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm)
.
There was two in 2016 alone.
A guy ran at him with a gun while he was on stage. Trump just stood there and glared before security got to him.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (USUCU)
When Democrats gerrymander, the maps are insanely skewed.
But look at Florida's "gerrymandered" maps.
They look more compact and contiguous than any I've ever seen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Democrats have become an urban party which means vast expanses of red country side and outer suburbs and a compact blob of blue around cities and university towns outside of cities surrounded by red.
And that in turn makes it sheer stupidity that the isolated blue citadels try to declare war on their surrounding red brethren. Even nukes don't help as Swalwell, the idiot mentioned once in passing. You destroy and poison your own food production in flyover country yet the number of reds in the sticks are so dispersed that using nukes is simply likely to piss them off.
Cities are far better locations for mass slaughter--disable food service, power, and water to a city, it dies incredibly soon.
You can tell leftist loonies never actually have played old school wargames involving and including the unthinkable.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Comey Defense Team at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (zajLJ)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM
I think there is only 28 cents in the ONT tip jar. We will never afford bail on that.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (hftzA)
Maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Chairborne!
He got 86'd.
Yeah. It means he was killed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (ew/Be)
Posted by: VA Judge To VA Democrats at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)
Yep. The rules the GOP is playing under were designed for a system to keep political violence under wraps.
The only way we get back to that system now is if the left feels they are paying a price for engaging in it and as of now they aren't.
They killed one of the top rightwing pundits in America and have tried three times to kill the most important rightwing pol in America at the cost of 4 street level thugs. They could trade a thousand times more thugs and come out ahead...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
I see seashells by the seashore.
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (USUCU)
So that's FIVE that we know about.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (iNUL3)
@bungarsargon
An example of how they cook the books to absolve the Left of violence in the WSJ today: A graph it published that seems to show near parity between Left and Right wing political violence is sourced to the Center for Strategic and International Studies, which by its own admission reclassified pro-Palestinian violence as "ethnonationalist". It classifies all antisemitism as Right-wing, and all pro-Palestinian "attacks on Jewish individuals or institutions" as "ethnonationalist." This is just nakedly partisan propaganda presented as "data" and then mainstreamed in the American press.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8tuata
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)
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PRINCIPLES HAVE NEVER STOPPED A BULLET
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE GOT IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (vSvIl)
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I liked the part where all the lefties were, "this Tazwell Co judge is a far-right Republican who's been overturned--we should ignore him!"
Oh?
But when the cartel judges rules the way you personally want, that's high holy scripture that must be respected by all--even appeal judges.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:35 PM (tUP1A)
If that wasn't making a statement, nothing besides the cross dressing nut job dude stealing women's clothing in charge of nuclear waste will.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (aZm/F)
I think more telling was that Brennan had voted for the Communist Party USA candidate in an election. That should have been the main dis-qualifier IMO. At least for a position as head of the C Fucking IA. But of course Obama was the appointer so that comports.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (kpi7N)
Maybe I'm wrong.
I got my def from Google, so you know it's accurate (rolls eyes). Grok's is about the same.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (Riz8t)
DeeCee seems to be hopping today!
I can only imagine what Chuck is going to say to Congress. Perhaps he's not going to talk about Climate Change, but I'd bet he will.
What a great Tuesday!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
When Democrats gerrymander, the maps are insanely skewed.
But look at Florida's "gerrymandered" maps.
They look more compact and contiguous than any I've ever seen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Shit happens when Democrats are a minority because Democrats are almost always compacted in urban areas.
It's the story of the NC congressional map, too. People forget that NC redistricted last year. It was easy and fast (governors in NC can't veto congressional maps passed by the legislature), and it just kept Democrats in their three enclaves in the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:37 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Pine Scented Druid Philosophers at April 28, 2026 02:37 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (viF8m)
But he sinks pretty low to do such a thing. Coward.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:32 PM (yJi77)
Conviction isn't the point. The process is the punishment.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:
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It also allows discovery into who he talks to, what he has said privately, and other such useful subpoena targets for maximum disruption of his coverup. Any ancillary crimes can be tacked on to a tentpole indictment like obstruction of justice, destruction of evidence, AND his involvement in the corrupt Artic Frost investigation etc. Also involved in the HSBC scandal when it came to light on money laundering by that bank which was his deep state reward. Lots of puzzle pieces that Jackstraw can point you too but Comey was a thorough scoundrel and asshole in office.
And fwiw, Comey was a shitty lawyer, he was always more a suit than a trial lawyer. He thought he would be protected by his friendz in the conspiracy.
Looks like he guessed wrong.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)
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My favorite muse is, "it must drive other countries insane to war plan against the US, where nuking any major city only makes the country stronger."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (tUP1A)
There was also Joe the Plumber. He asked him a question which was basically a slow motion lynching.
And the rodeo clown who once disagreed with him. That was good for five attempts alone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:38 PM (IifOV)
Soooo...a zoo.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t)
Is Comey really going to be convicted of something for sending that 8647 photo?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (USUCU)
I'm good with that. But the only tribe I recognize - and want to be part of - is The American Tribe. Everybody else can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (kpi7N)
Posted by: Music nerd at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM
I think there is only 28 cents in the ONT tip jar. We will never afford bail on that.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (hftzA)
Sad!
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
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Classical liberal principles only work when the other side adheres to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (R/457)
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All the same, you can't say that Jefferson doesn't give Democrat ideologues breathing room and cover.
I don't contest anything you said, but all the same, it's not to assent to the idea that Dems hide out as "true champions of the Constitution" and it's just whether or not they can fool enough people--and probably will be until the last shovel of dirt is heaped on the grave of the Democratic Party.
That's all I'm saying about Jefferson. There is a good reason why you hire TJ to dash off a protest letter to the King, but use the leadership and deliberation of your namesake to helm the drafting of a basis of law.
There is a reason I think his Letter to Danbury Baptists is deeply flawed and no basis for judges to elaborate Constitutional positions from it.
Posted by: VA Judge To VA Democrats at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (Fi81e)
Remember, the process is the punishment isn't just for Republicans.
We can all play this game.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Warp Speed at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (abIsI)
Hell, he's probably have a GOPe funded tv show right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (8NTVk)
I don’t remember anyone trying to kill Clinton but maybe I have a bad memory? I don’t even remember any serious attempts on Obama (maybe I’m wrong). Certainly mushbrains was a nonentity so he was perfectly safe (except when he tried to ride his bike)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (yz/88)
Remember, the process is the punishment isn't just for Republicans.
We can all play this game.
We can NOW.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)
There is a reason I think his Letter to Danbury Baptists is deeply flawed and no basis for judges to elaborate Constitutional positions from it.
Posted by: VA Judge To VA Democrats at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (Fi81e)
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We live in a country where our elected leaders are being overruled by unelected bureaucrats and judges.
We are in a tyranny of three thousand kings one mile away instead of one king three thousand miles away.
It's time for the protest letter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (R/457)
Scooter Libby was prosecuted for being the 4th person to mention that Joe Wilson's CIA analyst wife sent him on his mission.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mayorkas & Wray at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (aZm/F)
So he has piss flaps?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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I liked the part where all the lefties were, "this Tazwell Co judge is a far-right Republican who's been overturned--we should ignore him!"
Oh?
But when the cartel judges rules the way you personally want, that's high holy scripture that must be respected by all--even appeal judges.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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That district judge on the order issued a thoroughly professional opinion where the VA Democrats violated SEVEN provisions of the VA Constitution and VA statutory law regarding referendums and redistricting.
Judge had already issued the injunction before the vote that was set aside in March to allow voting for the referendum to occur making those points in the preliminary injunction.
This was just redoing his old homework putting the VA Sup Ct on the spot of either declaring Calvinball law rules in VA (Delaware is paying the price for that in corporate law) or following the law which means the referendum is mort this go around.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (rJ48h)
I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.
Posted by: Silky Johnson, Hater at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Warp Speed
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My brain went to legal fees too. One of the left's favorite wrenches in the toolbox - lawfare.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (8NTVk)
We're talking about who is on our side, the friend-enemy distinction.
I offer no advantage to the enemy because they are my enemy. I will be principled with my friends, but not my enemy.
They already do this. They already see me as an enemy and deny me any principle. I gain nothing by disadvantaging myself in ways that they don't do to themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (R/457)
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using "no" as a proxy for a November R vote, the R in VA would win 4 of the new districts (the one R and 3 of the predicted D).
And are within .5% of 4 more.
The Dems spread themselves too thin; they used Kamala and Spanberger as their baseline--not outliers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (n7rxJ)
Were people really convicted for being at or near DC on Jan 6?
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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or confronted by a hedge.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:44 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 02:40 PM (viF8m)
Not all of us!
Posted by: Casey Stengel at April 28, 2026 02:44 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
.......
or confronted by a hedge.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (UjdFS)
Or steps, sandbag ....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (U/x/I)
time to impeach and pack the courts. in prior rulings, the VA supreme court left it alone
Me trying to figure out how a constitutional amendment can be considered unconstitutional. 🤔
why do we care? The will of the courts has been ignored by this administration time and time again. Are they the only ones who get to play that card?
But they have no problem with Missouri, North Carolina, Texas and Florida redistricting in favor of Republicans
There are multiple cases challenging the vote. This is one of four, if I’m not mistaken.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (sqwQV)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 02:39 PM (n7rxJ)
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I doubt it.
Comey should be indicted for this. He should be indicted for lying under oath and leaking, when he said that he only released his "notes" to his personal attorney (while agreeing with a Dem Congressman that he released his notes to get Mueller appointed, knowing he can't square those two statements).
He should be indicted for fraud on a FISA application. So we can put some teeth behind the idea that this is not your trial to run on some target, where you make a fleeting gesture at providing exculpatory evidence.
There should be controls on "ex-parte trials" or there should be NO "ex-parte trials" at all.
I entertain that it would be justified for Trump to suspend all FISA applications on the basis of the "Ensure" clause.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)
Comey is such a pansy retard. 8647 spelled out with rocks on the beach? There are junior high school cheerleaders that are more butch than this Comey bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (X4KFY)
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LMAO ask them about gay mirage
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
.......
or confronted by a hedge.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:43 PM (UjdFS)
Or steps, sandbag ....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (U/x/I)
I’d almost forgotten about his gravity defying fall UP the stairs….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (yz/88)
Hell, based on the current numbers even Jews voters will soon enough be a right leaning vote (since religiously observant Jews are right of center)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)
Comey is such a pansy retard. 8647 spelled out with rocks on the beach? There are junior high school cheerleaders that are more butch than this Comey bitch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 02:45 PM (X4KFY)
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His hiding in the curtains wasn't the first clue?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (R/457)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)
And Bush let him swing for it.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (huy4v)
Will save himself, suddenly vanished:
Seven years later his reputation unblemished,
To his return they will never say yes.
Posted by: Nostracomey at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)
And Bush let him swing for it.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (huy4v)
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Because W is a bad person who uses an aura of Christianity as a shield to his bad actions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 02:47 PM (Cj7li)
Posted by: VA Judge To VA Democrats
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To be fair, Jefferson looked at it as a political battle as both he and James Madison tried to end the established state church of Virginia. Like its English predecessor, non Anglicans/Episcopalians were taxed to support church buildings and personnel that were not of their choosing.
Jefferson was not wearing his lawyer hat but his politician one when he wrote that letter. If you notice, he did nothing about it as president but wrote a private letter to old political supporters for use in Virginia politics to help end the established church.
In his actual law career primarily dealing with property law, he was actually pretty damn good and his argument on appointment law that it had to be delivered to be in effect in Marbury is probably more sound based on contract law than Marshall's opinion. Marshall used logical deduction but no precedent, Jefferson used common law of contracts which had lengthy precedents attached.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
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The phrase *types* *deletes* hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:47 PM (VdTX+)
They're bureaucrats who won't handle pressure well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (USUCU)
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Hahaha. Like they've never tried either of those before.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (2bFN5)
......
Kelp bulbs I might believe.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:44 PM (yz/8
MAXWELL Smart
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (viF8m)
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Um. Because other parts of the Constitution define how this process must be undertaken to update this part of it.
A US Constitutional amendment that starts "We 50% of Americans agree that this amendment will not need the 2/3rds majority of Congress or the 3/4ths majority of states to enact this amendment" is not just simply "an amendment".
Liberals know how to whip out disingenuity in the wink of an eye.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)
We are in a tyranny of three thousand kings one mile away instead of one king three thousand miles away.
It's time for the protest letter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (R/457)
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We could give it a fancy name, such as "Declaration of Pissed Off Free Men"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (gnNyN)
Me trying to figure out how a constitutional amendment can be considered unconstitutional.
California Proposition 8 says hi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM
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So glad I cut the cord many years ago.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (mUuSF)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
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I'm glad to hear you finally dealt with your mommy issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:50 PM (R/457)
Prior to this Comey thing I only ever heard it used to mean “shitcan” or “get rid of”. In reference to a person not in the room it was always specifically “kill”.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 02:50 PM (3cXfB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (aZm/F)
Agreed.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:41 PM (8NTVk)
Don't blame that shit on girls. Dude is a fag, plain and simple.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 02:51 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:46 PM (R/457)
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"Compassion doesn't stop at the border."
But it oddly sure as hell DOES stop at the Crawford Ranch property line.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:52 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2026 02:53 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (USUCU)
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Leftard Corollary: The less you listen or think, the happier you become.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:53 PM (VdTX+)
At one point like 15 years ago it was still shocking but we're way past that. They will be on TV converting people to Islam and doing MAID drives soon. We are way past surprise or even curiosity.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (USUCU)
Anyone want to tell the redditor about California and gay marriage?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (FAj1O)
Posted by: Axeman
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I dislike him personally after reading Dumas Malone's biography (all six volumes) and various other direct writings of Jefferson himself and other biographies on specific instances (like his flight from the British as governor).
But yet, I find him an exceptional politician, his legal reasoning on cases is better than the more celebrated John Marshall's, and he was able to put aside his own prejudices as president to do things like the Louisiana Purchase and the Lewis and Clark Expeditions. His founding of UVa was also notable along with his service in the Continental Congress and the revolt against King George III.
Personally, I dislike the guy, as a politician and statesman, he did pretty damn good. And he did sign the ban on importing new slaves in 1808 without which, our problems would be much greater today.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
AFAIK, it is long-standing short order diner code for "delete." As in 86KP -> "delete ketchup and pickles."
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (Cj7li)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM
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So glad I cut the cord many years ago.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
I check a particular faceblech page of a rabid idiot lefty once or twice a week to see what nonsense they are spouting to the true believers. He is, reliably, a repeater of talking points, plus, he's and "activist" and an Episcopalian, so a two-fer.
This week he's pushing the "general strike" for May Day. Like any good commie would. Lately his posts have been getting lots of comments from fed-up conservatives, so I suspect at some point he will block comments. He blocked mine months ago, because I kept giving him facts. Pesky things, those facts.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (DwqWV)
Anyone want to tell the redditor about California and gay marriage?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (FAj1O)
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Anyone want to tell the left about...the Resistance under Trump right now from unelected bureaucrats that the left has been actively encouraging and helping for about a decade designed to undermine the will of the people as expressed through the electoral college?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:55 PM (R/457)
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He should have gotten it tattooed on his face. He would have at least gotten a little street cred from his gang-banger base ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:55 PM (VdTX+)
I prefer the use of the word "aegis."
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM (huy4v)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (E4rtv)
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I've read the Malone biography, too!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM (R/457)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
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Whig. I've always agreed with that assessment.
But you can't help get around that in that open, political posturing letter, he flipped what people at the time would think of as "their legislature".
As a late-in-life-separatist, myself, I don't disparage Jefferson for his stance as much as I used to. Nonetheless, he equivocates on what people chose for their federal legislature. By and large, it was no power to interfere with the religious powers claimed by the state.
What Madison and Jefferson accomplished in Virginia, notwithstanding.
It is a political posture that we have been paying for in the form of the the left's siege walls of separation.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM (3wCO0)
.......
Um, no.
Think I'll clip my toenails in the back yard.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:57 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: zigggggy at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (EDeJ/)
The original abortion pill was code named RU486
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 02:48 PM (viF8m)
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Has there ever been a conspiracy and/or RICO indictment with over 100,000 counts?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (VdTX+)
Order him to be held without bail pending the trial, in a federal penitentiary, in the general population with criminals his FBI put away.
Give him the Tommy Robinson treatment. I want to see Comey wheeled into court with a suborbital blowout fracture and a couple stab wounds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (3wCO0)
He is a passive-agressive, cowardly weasel.
Apologies to weasels.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by:
Fixed that for you.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (N1tpc)
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (VdTX+)
So you're asking if there's been one with 50,000?
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (USUCU)
Anyone want to tell the redditor about California and gay marriage?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 28, 2026 02:54 PM (FAj1O)
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I doubt it would help. They only bitch about what they want to bitch about.
It's part of internalizing your politics in emotional narratives. "Yeah, but California was WRONG!" is probably your most likely response.
They don't have to follow the rules and limitations because that only allows "evil" to fester. If you were ever to suggest not following the rules and limitations, it just shows how evil you are. It's how we keep the game fair, or something.
I hate to reduce my opposition to this point: but we're dealing with functional child's brains.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)
Apologies to weasels.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (dK+Kv)
And cowards
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:00 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 02:49 PM (gnNyN)
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The "Declaration of We're Mad As Hell AND We Ain't Gonna Take It No More!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:00 PM (VdTX+)
Think I'll clip my toenails in the back yard.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 02:57 PM
____
What about me?
Posted by: Your disorganized sock drawer at April 28, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (USUCU)
If I recall correctly, it was a cancer drug that had a side-effect of abortion.
Which, of course, made the ghouls use it for murdering babies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 03:00 PM (N1tpc)
In crime slang it does. Something the former head of the FBI probably knows.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 02:59 PM (3wCO0)
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They've ham-handedly already voiced their lawfare.
It's just that the general populace is too turned off by "politics" that it might be enough for them to sneak in.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rob Crawford
I did that once. And the replies were who cares it happened 15 years ago.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:02 PM (3wCO0)
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My goodness but the Reddit Retardos live in the tiniest of bubbles denser than any know black hole.
As others have noted, so Prop. 8 in CA, the constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, was what?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:02 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (q177U)
Welcome to America, Charlie!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (Fbc0I)
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He's a "registered Republican", too.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)
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Harvard Harris, one of the better pollsters from 2024, released their big poll of the season earlier today.
A few findings.
1. Kamala has a full 50% of support in the Democrat party primary. A full 65% from black voters. Newsom has about 20%.
2. The generic congressional ballot is...50/50.
If the GCB is really going to be 50/50, there's a better chance of Republicans winning the MI senate race AND the GA senate race than of Democrats winning the NC senate race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (R/457)
Welcome to America, Charlie!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (Fbc0I)
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He also does not want to be whacked by those ears in a moderate breeze.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
GREAT! A legal win!
This means the map stays blocked while legal challenges play out"
When is Virginia's primary election this year? Non-election lawyer me wonders how close to primaries courts will permit congressional district remapping shenanigans. Maybe it's a dumb question. Especially in Blue States. In those states the remapping and primary election separation period will from now on be whatever the Democrat Machine can get away with.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Heroq
And it was hateful and homophobic!!!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YtTcGQhlAws?feature=share
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (q177U)
I've been looking, but fail to find why this is a bad thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Target Tuned at April 28, 2026 03:05 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: Candidus at April 28, 2026 03:05 PM (ePaWH)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Stan at April 28, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 03:03 PM (q177U)
I've been looking, but fail to find why this is a bad thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 03:04 PM (N39Ws
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I relent and agree.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rob Crawford
I did that once. And the replies were who cares it happened 15 years ago.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:02 PM (3wCO0)
How about Prop 187? Voted for by almost 60% of CA voters but denied by judges and never implemented
“Our Democracy”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:07 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (R/457)
I prefer the use of the word "aegis."
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM
++++++
We would have also accepted ambience, atmosphere, mystique, overtone and semblance.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (2Ez/1)
The problem is that the left has all the real crazies. The trans nuts (who make up almost all of our mass shootings) or the people on SSRIs. The childless cat moms, the unsatisfied wine moms. The insane religious zealots (Islam, I'm looking at you.)
It's the crazy people who take insane actions. And their vulnerability while listening to the media.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (aZm/F)
NY Post -
https://tinyurl.com/2yw67bp7
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Really?
Which ones?
The entire Northeast is 0-fer for Rs.
The west coast is near the same; squeezing out all the possible D seats you can.
IL as well; NM, CO same.
You don't have the votes in the legislature of MI, WI, MN.
You fags shot your wad with CA and VA--you're spent, limp puds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:58 PM (USUCU)
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[Future Headline:] In this, the Year of Our Lord 2300, the 86th POTUS -- Barron Trump XI -- was elected.
/Not to be confused with World War 11 or 11 Corinthians.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (VdTX+)
I prefer the use of the word "aegis."
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM
++++++
We would have also accepted ambience, atmosphere, mystique, overtone and semblance.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (2Ez/1)
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In retrospect, I should have used facade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (R/457)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Candidus at April 28, 2026 03:05 PM (ePaWH)
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No they threw out his last indictment because it wasn't as perfect as the judge thought it should be. And I think their was something in the decision that he could not be charged with something like that charge again.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
Kudos for use of the word “sonorously”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (+gA9j)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YtTcGQhlAws?feature=share
Posted by: Archimedes
Nice tomatoes!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Dv3i1)
When Democrats gerrymander, the maps are insanely skewed.
But look at Florida's "gerrymandered" maps.
They look more compact and contiguous than any I've ever seen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Ah HA!
Now you see the reality.
For the Democrats to gerrymaner a state, they need to draw insane boundaries.
For the GOP to "gerrymander" a state, all they need to do is just restore the obvious and natural boundaries that should have been there in the first place.
In other words, what the GOP does is actually anti-gerrymandering, because the natural and obvious district boundaries will favor them 90% of the time.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: CTHillary at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Vpqw1)
Really?
Which ones?
The entire Northeast is 0-fer for Rs.
The west coast is near the same; squeezing out all the possible D seats you can.
IL as well; NM, CO same.
You don't have the votes in the legislature of MI, WI, MN.
You fags shot your wad with CA and VA--you're spent, limp puds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (tUP1A)
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Assuming VA and FL go forward, it's advantage GOP+3.
Essentially a wash.
https://x.com/ChristianHeiens/status/
2049185965290443054
The real action is if Gingles is overturned, but only for 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Stop me if you've heard it... at April 28, 2026 03:10 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (w/O5Q)
[sotto voce, from behind a curtain] They'll never find me here...
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (XeU6L)
"86 that lazy douche."
Regardless, Comey must pay for the crimes he committed.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (w/O5Q)
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Let me guess:
He's exhorting America for not being welcoming enough to Muslims, that we don't really understand how great ruling a people can be when the daughters are being raped by invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
The entire Northeast is 0-fer for Rs.
The west coast is near the same; squeezing out all the possible D seats you can.
IL as well; NM, CO same.
You don't have the votes in the legislature of MI, WI, MN.
You fags shot your wad with CA and VA--you're spent, limp puds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (tUP1A)
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I hope Trump helps primary those asshat RINOs who voted against redistricting in the Indiana state legislature last December.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (XeU6L)
I hope Trump helps primary those asshat RINOs who voted against redistricting in the Indiana state legislature last December.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (VdTX+)
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Last I saw was that 10 state senators are being targeted, and that there's polling showing that 7 are losing their primaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:11 PM (w/O5Q)
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HA! Yes. And worn a Betsy Ross flag t-shirt. Maybe throw in a "No kings" sign or two.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: CTHillary at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Vpqw1)
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That's my point. The threat is no unambiguous. It's also used for refuse tossed into a trashcan.
We can't really start prosecuting people for calling other people "trash". I don't do it, because it's not polite--but I don't really need to see those lines converge.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (Fi81e)
NY Post -
https://tinyurl.com/2yw67bp7
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (Dv3i1)
My take is the wife does not have a butt worth groping, even if you could avoid the knockout
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:13 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 28, 2026 03:13 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM
Literate you are, hmmmmm?
Posted by: Yoda at April 28, 2026 03:13 PM (0sNs1)
He's exhorting America for not being welcoming enough to Muslims, that we don't really understand how great ruling a people can be when the daughters are being raped by invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
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I'm guessing he's advocating for replacing Easter with Ramadan.
Pride Month hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:13 PM (VdTX+)
I would love to be wrong of course.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:13 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: CTHillary at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Vpqw1)
Thats the way I understood it. Like it was something from the NYC restaurant code? Lileks podcast years ago so don't quote me.
I honestly don't think he was saying to kill him. He's a big pussy. He just wants him removed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
Kudos for use of the word “sonorously”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM
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We would also have accepted discordantly, obstreperously, vociferously, or clangorously.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (2Ez/1)
He's exhorting America for not being welcoming enough to Muslims, that we don't really understand how great ruling a people can be when the daughters are being raped by invaders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
So far perfunctory, but he's just getting started.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (w/O5Q)
When Democrats gerrymander, the maps are insanely skewed.
But look at Florida's "gerrymandered" maps.
They look more compact and contiguous than any I've ever seen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Yep because the Democrat voting coalition is two groups of people that famously and really noticeably don't live near each other, and very few outside of them, namely:
- Rich white AWFULs
- Black people
So in order to get a district that will almost certainly elect a Dem, they have to draw district lines that include some whitebread ass suburban HOA hellhole, then connect it via interstate highway to the black ghetto.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (+gA9j)
Kudos to you for use of the word kudos.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (YkIXR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM (R/457)
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Nice! Thanks for the detailed update, TJM.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)
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Not dumb Q at all.
There's a specific SCOTUS case on that, no election law changes before a pending election.
Recently the TX redistricting case set (for now) that "pending" as roughly 90 days before the election.
They stayed the judges injunction on the new maps in December as the primary election was set for March; allowing the new maps to go into effect.
That's why VA is pushing so hard to get these maps in place now--and why the delay could be fatal.
VA starts early voting for the general in September.
Meaning late June.
And they still have to hold their primaries for the "new" districts. Which, I think, have to be completed a required number of days before the General.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)
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"We just did what the non-partisan commission told us to do!"
-Illinois
"We told our independent commission to fuck off."
-California
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (R/457)
When street gangs are your "political opposition" and they are out there with the motto "kill, rape, control"... that's not a good thing for your opposition to claim.
But this is how progs bundle arguments. They need to get to a list, whether it's on target or not.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (TGuE9)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
Kudos for use of the word “sonorously”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM
__
We would also have accepted discordantly, obstreperously, vociferously, or clangorously.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (dK+Kv)
We can't really start prosecuting people for calling other people "trash". I don't do it, because it's not polite--but I don't really need to see those lines converge.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM
+++
Creepy Joe called us "garbage."
Posted by: Trump voters at April 28, 2026 03:16 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 03:16 PM (n5tGW)
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There was a No Kings protest in England.
They rebranded to No Tyrants, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:16 PM (R/457)
Non-negotiable.
However, if he is willing to pay for the night's drinks (all of them), a dinner, and several rounds of pool, then a couple of teeth on the floor or an eye that won't open is an option.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (oqH4h)
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And all those black men in little pink houses along the interstate highways get roped in as well.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at April 28, 2026 03:06 PM (0sNs1)
Kudos for use of the word “sonorously”
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM
__
We would also have accepted discordantly, obstreperously, vociferously, or clangorously.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (2Ez/1)
Somnambulantly, which is what I am doing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (KtOUo)
I prefer the use of the word "aegis."
Posted by: Zeus at April 28, 2026 02:56 PM
++++++
We would have also accepted ambience, atmosphere, mystique, overtone and semblance.
Posted by: The Judges at April 28, 2026 03:08 PM (2Ez/1)
======
In retrospect, I should have used facade.
Someone posted this a week or two ago. It's a deadly ear worm. It's been in my head for about 2 weeks. Don't listen to it. Save yourself.
https://is.gd/ozuAdj
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: CTHillary at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Vpqw1)
Thats the way I understood it. Like it was something from the NYC restaurant code? Lileks podcast years ago so don't quote me.
I honestly don't think he was saying to kill him. He's a big pussy. He just wants him removed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
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This is all correct. In a restaurant the kitchen staff might yell "86 VEGETABLE SOUP" when they run out of it for the night.
If you get "86'd" from a nightclub or bar for being obnoxious it just means the bouncer sees you to the door.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM
The left has put people in jail for less.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (dK+Kv)
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CNN, I think, had a totally random "man on the street" who totally voted for Trump they quoted as hopping mad that Trump dare tell Hoosiers how to run their state.
It was part of a soothing dispatch to calm their audience that these senators were all going to win despite Trump endorsing their opponent.
Ok. Whatevs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 28, 2026 03:15 PM (TGuE9)
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Jeff Sessions? Is that you?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy who has a thesaurus at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (cWLG3)
DeVory Darkins
@devorydarkins
LOW IQ Congressional candidate in Pennsylvania, Dr. Ala Stanford, MALFUNCTIONS when asked who should be in charge of immigration enforcement.
STANFORD: ”Who do I think should be in charge of enforcing immigration laws?……………..”
NBC HOST: “We need to continue.”
All talk, no solutions.
https://tinyurl.com/y3u7x9td
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
DeVory Darkins
@devorydarkins
LOW IQ Congressional candidate in Pennsylvania, Dr. Ala Stanford, MALFUNCTIONS when asked who should be in charge of immigration enforcement.
STANFORD: ”Who do I think should be in charge of enforcing immigration laws?……………..”
NBC HOST: “We need to continue.”
All talk, no solutions.
https://tinyurl.com/y3u7x9td
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
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She's gonna be Kamala's VP choice for 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:12 PM
The left has put people in jail for less.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (dK+Kv)
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Okay, but we generally disagree with their temperament and their decision-making capacity.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (Gqar
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)
DeVory Darkins
@devorydarkins
LOW IQ Congressional candidate in Pennsylvania, Dr. Ala Stanford, MALFUNCTIONS when asked who should be in charge of immigration enforcement.
STANFORD: ”Who do I think should be in charge of enforcing immigration laws?……………..”
NBC HOST: “We need to continue.”
All talk, no solutions.
https://tinyurl.com/y3u7x9td
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (NpAcC)
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She's gonna be Kamala's VP choice for 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (R/457)
Have some risk that Kamala gets upstaged by her.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
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We live in a world where the left can jail the right for speech but the right can't jail the left for anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Sure, but while they make war on us we should take it with pinkies out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (3wCO0)
There are no republican congressmen in the 6 states that comprise New England.
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (nfOOG)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (cWLG3)
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Oh, that's total bullshit. Unless he simply happened upon what some TDS sufferer had constructed on the beach.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (Fi81e)
Good lord, King Charles is making a more pro-American speech to Congress than any Democrat would.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (n7rxJ)
Under Biden, the FBI said something like 8 armed agents to arrest a guy in a dawn raid of his home in front of his family including little children for the crime of praying in front of an abortion clinic.
They threw fanny pack wearing grannies and grandpas in prison for the crime of parading in Congress.
I am completely uninterested in hearing about what the Trump DOJ can't do when it comes to charging Democrats.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (cWLG3)
Even more amazing, that’s the same beach where Christine Balaey Ford’s “beach friends” hang out. What are the odds?
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (3wCO0)
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Democrats are just that popular.
The existence of Republicans in the Northeast is fake news.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (tUP1A)
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One of my favorite moments in Trump's first regnancy. He called them animals, and Nancy Pelosi rushed to the mic to remind everyone that MS-13 gang members are Sparks of the Divine. Directly afterward, cops somewhere out East announce they've apprehended a suspect in a brutal murder if a teen girl in a park. An MS-13 gang member whose street name was... "Animal."
That was the quick end of that outrage du jour.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (R/457)
Dude was jailed for a meme, as an example.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)
The existence of Republicans in the Northeast is fake news.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (tUP1A)
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The GOP of MA should probably try and boost turnout from time to time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (R/457)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (Jsjgm)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
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We live in a world where the left can jail the right for speech but the right can't jail the left for anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (R/457
Makes me think of the phrase “Sea Change” for some reason, TJM.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (R/457)
Dude was jailed for a meme, as an example.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)
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It is our principle to be jailed for things that aren't crimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Guy who has a thesaurus at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (2Ez/1)
I see your plaudits and raise you acclamations and encomiums
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)
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Merrick Gulag.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)
Makes me think of the phrase “Sea Change” for some reason, TJM.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 03:22 PM (Gqar
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I think of Sea Peoples.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (R/457)
Labor thinks they can repair some of the damage they've caused by having Chuck say nice things. Blow it out your ass, Chuck.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (nfOOG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)
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Fuckin' aye. Thank you.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (oqH4h)
Well, Charles is getting kind of interfaithy now. "Stem the beating of ploughshares into swords."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: CTHillary at April 28, 2026 03:09 PM (Vpqw1)
You go tell that jackass who tried to storm the WHCD with a shotgun, then. I will wait here for you.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal
>A classic explanation for why dipshit Willard Romney was ass raped by the JEF and the Media and lost his election.
Posted by: Lord Comey at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (nfOOG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: Guy who has a thesaurus at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (2Ez/1)
I see your plaudits and raise you acclamations and encomiums
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Paeans at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (R/457)
Philistine!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 03:25 PM (rbvCR)
"Objective" "Journalists" Chuck Todd and Chris Cilizza: It's Donald Trump's Fault That Our Friends Keep Trying to Kill Him, "Chaos Follows Him" and This Makes Us Unsafe If We're "In His Orbit"
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (Riz8t)
And they were. And they still can't wait to. And now Generation II: Tucker Candace 11 Boogaloo is the new face of our conservative betters who are actually just paycheck hunters and libs BIRM
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (nfOOG)
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Ehhh....it would be close, TBH.
Taking Arlington County and the City of Alexandria out of Virginia would help us, for sure, but the margin of victory for Kamala in 24 in VA was, iirc, about 300k votes. Arlington and Alexandria combined have about 400k residents of all ages. Once you take out minors and the 20-30% that voted R...it's a close call.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Guy who has a thesaurus at April 28, 2026 03:19 PM (2Ez/1)
I see your plaudits and raise you acclamations and encomiums
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Paeans at April 28, 2026 03:24 PM (Riz8t)
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6 trillion quatloos on the newcomer!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)
Good lord, King Charles is making a more pro-American speech to Congress than any Democrat would.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2026 03:21 PM (n7rxJ
Sending that addled dotard over here to kiss some ass can't make up for Albion's perfidy. Nothing can. Congress should behead him, pike the head on the WH lawn, and throw his body in the Chesapeake for the gulls as an answer to Britain.
Useless, treacherous wankers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (eStot)
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Trump should have listed the payments to Stormy as "Payment to undercover Informant Dees" as I understand paying informants is legal.
"undercover Informant Dees?"
"Yeah, undercover informin' on deez nuts!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (3wCO0)
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Yeah, I don't have much respect for "Trucons", who've shown themselves as practically undifferentiable from Democrats.
And as I believe that Congress right now contains DC drones in the seats of "Republicans", well, it's no big leap to see "Trucons" as similar shills.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (Riz8t)
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I watched that. Two pathetic mouth-breathers exchanging whore stories.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
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Didn't happen.
Posted by: The ADL Political Violence Compilers at April 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)
>>@paulsperry_
>>BREAKING: Secret FBI docs opening the Clinton Foundation probe reveal Hillary Clinton was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme whereby "Secretary Clinton pressured [the] Russian government to sign a multi-billion dollar contract with Boeing" just two months before Boeing donated up to $5 million to the Clinton Foundation
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (eStot)
Lots of velvety platitudes. One goofy global warming nod, plenty of blah and meh.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (w/O5Q)
Fairfax is the killer, it was +185K Kumswallah.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (3wCO0)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 03:27 PM (oqH4h)
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Opprobrium??
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)
Now, if Congress were to pass a law, that would be a very different story.
Personally, I'd rather see DC reduced down to the area from the Washington Monument to the Capital, including the White House, and give the rest of it to Maryland.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (eStot)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
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* Puts on blind fold *
* clicks *
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)
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Most elected Republicans are the mayor from Red Dawn.
Who rats out the patriots, even as the commies mock him for being such a wonderful shepherd of his people.
And stands there while the same people he named are executed by .50 cal; throws up and ... goes back to town to stay as mayor--still completely refusing to see who the real enemy is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 03:33 PM (tUP1A)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YtTcGQhlAws?feature=share
Posted by: Archimedes
Men really are very simple creatures -
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LqjuXMPnxXI
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)
There are ansi standards for control systems, switches, relays. Been around for ever. They are numerical designations.
For whatever reason, the 86 switch is kill switch.
Used to stop really bad things from happening and requires manual reset. Note that this is not a normal thingy to turn stuff off.
Any way. It got its designation somehow.
'Off the menu" is not it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 03:44 PM (/lPRQ)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YtTcGQhlAws?feature=share
Posted by: Archimedes
Men really are very simple creatures -
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LqjuXMPnxXI
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 03:38 PM (Dv3i1)
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The lighting in the first video has me thinking "AI?"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2026 03:53 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 03:17 PM (3wCO0)
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Every single county in Massachusetts voted for Kamala over Trump in 2024, with only a single county (Bristol) even being close. If there aren't sufficiently large geographic areas where Republican voters dominate, then there won't be any Congressional districts won by Republicans even without gerrymandering. A cursory glance at a map of Massachusetts Congressional districts shows some gerrymandering but relatively mild.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at April 28, 2026 03:59 PM (2xpKR)
Posted by: Tracy at April 28, 2026 05:01 PM (r5YQN)
Fauci Advisor David Morens -- Whom Biden Forgot to Pardon -- Arrested and Charged for Conspiracy and Destruction of Federal Records Related to Fauci's COVID Cover-Up
Update! Is Peter Daszak Next?!
There are dozens of criminals Biden's Autopen Autocrats were too incompetent to pardon. Arrest and jail them all.
I believe Morens bragged about deliberately misspelling key words in emails so that when his records were subpoenaed -- and remember, when records are subpoenaed, only those records containing keywords approved by a judge are actually searched for, so if you deliberately misspell "COVID" as "CVOID" it won't be found -- his nefarious schemes to bury evidence that COVID was created by his pals at the Wuhan lab wouldn't be found.
Dr. David M. Morens, a former top adviser to Dr. Anthony Fauci, was arrested and charged Tuesday with conspiracy and destruction of federal records in one of the first cases to allege a cover-up in the COVID-19 pandemic. The charges -- brought by the FBI, Justice Department and the U.S. Health and Human Services inspector general -- allege the former senior scientific adviser at the National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which Fauci led for 38 years, committed conspiracy against the United States; destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations; concealment, removal or mutilation of records; and aiding and abetting. Morens, 78, of Chester, Md., served as a senior advisor in NIAID's Office of the Director from 2006 through 2022, the year Fauci retired. ... The filing of the charges was immediately praised by two powerful investigative chairmen in Congress who had alleged Morens was destroying records and using private email to keep information about the coronavirus and its origins from Congress. "More than two years ago, my PSI staff discovered and made public emails in which Dr. David Morens bragged to colleagues about his efforts to avoid transparency by destroying federal records and using his personal email to communicate on 'sensitive issues,'" said Wisconsin GOP Sen. Ron Johnson, chairman of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations. ... "The House Oversight Committee's Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic uncovered evidence revealing Dr. Morens -- a top advisor to Dr. Fauci -- intentionally took action to conceal and falsify records about the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic," Comer said. "We caught Dr. Morens red-handed as he boasted in emails about how the 'FOIA lady' coached him on how to hide records and cover-up information. I applaud the Trump Justice Department for taking action to hold this public official accountable for hiding information from the American people. No one is above the law and under the Trump Administration, overdue accountability is finally here."
The indictment alleges that Morens: Conspired with two others during the COVID-19 pandemic to defraud and commit several offenses against the United States after NIH terminated a grant called Understanding the Risk of Bat Coronavirus Emergence based on allegations that COVID-19 emerged from the Wuhan Institute of Virology (WIV) in Wuhan, China. Conspired with others to restore the termination of the bat coronavirus grant and counter the narrative that COVID-19 leaked from a lab. Agreed in writing to intentionally hide from public view their communications by corresponding using Morens's personal Gmail account, rather than his official NIH email account.Update: Charging document here, if you want to give it a once-over. Update!: Fauci's butt-buddy in corruption, Peter Daszak, the head of EcoHealth who was used as a cut-out to illegally fund the Wuhan lab, is almost certainly the man the indictment calls "CO-CONSPIRATOR," and should be the next to be arrested and charged.
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans," and identified an official act that he could perform to "deserve" the gift, which was a scientific commentary in a prominent medical journal advocating that COVID-19 had natural origins.
Daszak is the co-conspirator here. His indictment should be next. I didn’t think we’d ever see it, but accountability for the Covid origin cover up has finally arrived. Incredible. https://t.co/uWYIe1tX6O pic.twitter.com/lX7O6WdTCD
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) April 28, 2026
Fauci advisor David Morens admits in an email that he "learned from our foia lady here how to make emails disappear after i am foia'd but before the search starts" https://t.co/sn6hvwDF7R pic.twitter.com/1MroXRWNQO
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 28, 2026
The "FOIA lady" was Margaret Moore. https://t.co/1lElG5dQDR https://t.co/rjJ6Jp1ojm pic.twitter.com/l9OEOaW1Yb
— L (@SomeBitchIIKnow) April 28, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (9lqZe)
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"They'll never get me for the murders."
-Al Capone
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (R/457)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (j+aD2)
I also need to go garden so all firsts will go to others. Waiting for the temps to be higher than 30's.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (H943L)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
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I looked up Rose DeLauro, the purple haired harridan House rep who had a viral moment yesterday when she had no idea what Loper was while questioning EPA administrator Zeldin.
83.
Been in Congress since 1991.
What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (H943L)
It'll be more suss if he dies of covid.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (U/x/I)
But everyone thought my scarves were so CUTE!
Posted by: The Birx lady at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
At least Connecticut is a real state...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (iNUL3)
Doesn't Ace live in Connecticut?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (wOO3z)
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Why haven't the AutoPen Empire pardons been nullified yet?
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (oqH4h)
This would explain why those WASPy Crows in his neighborhood won't give him the time of day.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)
Just haul him i yo court on any charge. Give him the Trump treatment. Make his last days on earth long days of sitting with lawyers in court.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (jgiQ8)
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iJfKG)
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Consciousness of guilt. GUILTY! STONE HIM!!!
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (VdTX+)
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
Jail???
Posted by: sad, lonely helicopters at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (kkpxq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (jgiQ8)
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (gKWVE)
Not who but how. No one should have their power.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (1AM9l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (gu0hJ)
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What if the source of our issues all this time has been Connecticut?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (R/457)
How much is JackStraw paying you?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (kkpxq)
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Well, that's troublesome. The James Comey Trademarked No Criminal Intent defense is hard to apply here.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Shrillary Clinton at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (5rh/l)
Utilitarians have no beliefs or principles.
They only have desired outcomes.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (w95V0)
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
Box Wine's got a lot to answer for.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (iJfKG)
OUT: Cabernet
IN: Grand Cuvéed
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (wtvvX)
Received a gratuity in the form of wine for his "behind-the-scenes shenanigans...
I guess Box Wine's Our Better's kryptonite.
Can you imagine betraying your profession, betraying your oath, causing physical harm to your fellow Americans, committing federal crimes-
for wine?!?!
Even if offered the finest of Box Wines from Peoria, would that be enough for you to turn criminal and traitor?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (iJfKG)
And there were a number of responses along the lines of, "Well I got the covid vaccine and I don't have Myocarditis either!"
But this sort of misses the forest for the trees. The argument was a high percentage of people that did not get the clot shot would die from COVID, in addition to spreading it to their unvaccinated friends, leading to a mass die off. This was the argument the government used for its mandates.
And yet the pure bloods are still here...and with a much lower rate of Myocarditis then the clot shotted...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales!
Posted by: zombie Sir Thomas More at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (3sXRv)
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: James Comey at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (KtOUo)
The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (R/457)
He cant delegate the use of autopen pardons to someone else to make pardon decisions. ?? I would think he would have to at least be given a full list of pardons for him to initial and send to autopen. Oh yeah im thinking like someone who is not a conniving crook.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
Unfortunately, I think that is just whistling into the wind. But what will be interesting is how he responds to his minions being charged - my guess is he will do nothing, or send out a scold via letter. His minions are about to find out he won’t care much past that. When you dance with the devil…
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (Dd38x)
Don't tell anyone about it!!!
The amount of these fools that get caught because they bragged to someone.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (USUCU)
But it's ok to write a personal check.
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (kkpxq)
And behind her she had a nickknack with the phrase 86-47.
These people really are all in on killing their opponents aren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (znv1E)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (w95V0)
It's a start when Morens and any more they can round up are thrown into solitary confinement and treated the way the J6 hostages were. I don't really care that he's 78.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
Have you tried this for Caesar dressing?
I am a fungus bigot, but I love the dried mushroom powder from the Spice House.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (kkpxq)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Accent flavor enhancer at April 28, 2026 01:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:31 PM (iJfKG)
Night Train Express, with stops at Leavenworth and Florence . . .
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (gKWVE)
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
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Well, bless your heart!
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (u73oe)
The surprise isn't that they're corrupt; it's how little it takes to corrupt them.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (vTZFs)
crow update: No crows. I was getting little birds and some robins, but now some pigeons are just standing in the feeder eating everything. I don't hate pigeons but come on dudes, don't stand in the feeder. let the other birds eat.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
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Just wait until the dodos show up.
Then you'll have a show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026
And then he will die and face a much bigger judge.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dd38x)
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
Chynnaa as Trump liked to say it
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (U/x/I)
Well. Great.
I can't wait for the amazing vomit of legal voodoo the cartel judge will use to dismiss the case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (gu0hJ)
None of this confirmed. But thought worth mentioning.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (3sXRv)
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K/TpZ)
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
Fauci wasn't under investigation at the time, and Biden didn't say in any form he was pardoning Fauci for fraud, lying about, or creating COVID.
So no, his pardon does not cover him.
Similarly, Hunter's Biden can cover him from the gun, tax, and perhaps drug crimes he was accused of at the time, but he could and should be charged for the underage girls he was having sex with in the videos on his laptop.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (R/457)
Eliminate the blood lines too.
Can't be too careful after all that shit.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
Always have been. Commies gonna commie.
They're now at the point where they want to let you know..
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:37 PM (USUCU)
Is the DOJ even pursuing that anymore?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (VdTX+)
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The plenary power of the president to pardon is so unquestioned and clear in the Constitution any challenge to it is going to be...difficult.
When it comes to the pardons of the last couple of days of Biden's presidency, well, he was around. "Yes, I authorized the use of the autopen for that," will be all he'd need to say.
There are a handful of uses of the autopen from when he was on vacation that would easier to target for challenge, but those last minute ones would be a waste of time and money to challenge in court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Not necessary, as of caselaw right now, presidential pardons do not apply to states (litigation involving Tina Peters is slowly ascending there). So any state can probably dig up enough charges on state grounds for Fauci to spend the rest of his life in court (see Palko v. CT) along with state civil lawsuits to bankrupt the bastard.
When one constitutional provision seems to close a door, you often can open a window to achieve much of the same purpose.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)
>>At least Connecticut is a real state...
Connecticut is not a real state, nor is New Hampshire or Rhode Island, there is vigorous debate over Maine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (K/TpZ)
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Reconstitute Massachusetts to its original borders.
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (rbvCR)
There's also an "umami seasoning" made specifically from shiitake mushrooms.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: 18-1
I understood that if the underage girls were related to him, that it's not a crime.
Posted by: J. Biden, esq. at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
++++
Tee hee.
Posted by: Vermont at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (N39Ws)
Okay, back to the program.
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 01:33 PM (Dd38x)
Art thou not from the South originally? I thought you were.
My Long Island husband has been "fixin'"to do stuff since the first year we were married. We have swapped words. His first word to teach me was "douchebag" which I still think is one of the most perfect words I know (and it still makes me laugh when he says it).
It was fate for us to meet out West. A crazy fate, however, yet it was written in the stars and why I rarely dated in HS and my first two years of college. He was on the distant horizon.
The one Southern saying I neve heard of until a few years ago was, "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Too vulgar for my refined upbringing!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (jgiQ8)
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feelin’ groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feelin’ groovy
Hello, lamppost, what’cha knowin’?
I’ve come to watch your flowers growin’
Ain’t’cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in doo-doo, feelin’ groovy
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)
Rid us of 6 Democrat senators.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:38 PM (R/457)
I'd rather eliminate Massachusetts.
Split up Boston so that it doesn't exist anymore.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)
COVID is obviously a naturally occurring disease and only a racist would blame the Chinese bio-lab in Wuhan. I mean you people believe stupid conspiracy theories just because someone on the internet tells you?!?
to
Well of course COVID came from a lab in China, we all knew that from the beginning!
without even a second of reflection
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)
My favorite was that it was racist to claim that it came from the Wuhan Institute instead of that it came from a "wet" market in Wuhan. Ummm, don't you think the old trope that the Chinese will eat anything is more racist than it came from a leak at a laboratory that studies viruses?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
I would love to see the left start arguing in the media for the Nixon standard...
But really no one wanted to charge Nixon if in return he left office...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (jgiQ
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"I deem this thing important. I don't care about the law. I demand action."
-the winning side, historically
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:40 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM
I think NH's contributions to the Revolutionary war gets us a pass.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace
.......
I've got a giant crow that brings insects, small animals and fruit to my birdbath to eat. Guess he likes to clean his food.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)
But the more interesting crow activity, which seems to have stopped for now - every dusk, there's a giant massed flight of crows westward towards the coast. Passes right by/over me. Sometimes some of them will stop here - power lines and roofs are covered with them, it's like "The Birds". Then all at once off they go.
The numbers are impressive. When the stream doesn't pause, it goes on for a few minutes, hundreds of crows. WTF with all that? Should really look into it. Neighbors and friends talk about it too.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
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If I were 78 as he is, I'd vote for the latter.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (gxokI)
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
"By my order and for the good of the state, the bearer has done what has been done"
Worked for me ...
Posted by: zombie Cardinal Richeliue at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (3sXRv)
Maine+NH
Eastern Mass + RI + CT
Western Mass + VT
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
New England is 40 pct republican, but has 0 republican congress people.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (gxokI)
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Appeals court judges don't really hear criminal cases when they're first tried.
So, I'll take that bet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:42 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ejzu)
Posted by: XTC
Yeah, dried mushrooms thrown into a spice blender. Keeps in the freezer for a few months. A lot cheaper than the prepared stuff in a bottle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (diia5)
>>This was how Ford's pardon of Nixon was structured, by the way. And no one challenged it.
But it was pertaining to Watergate and not some amorphous, whatever crime, as stated.
This should be tested.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (K/TpZ)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ejzu)
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The SPLC case was probably started about a year ago. This was probably started months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (R/457)
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (iXqHn)
We're about to do that tonight ...
Posted by: The Buffalo Sabres at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
This should be tested.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:43 PM (K/TpZ)
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SCOTUS decision:
3 justices: OrangeManBad, and anything for Team Blue.
2 justices (Thomas and Alito): this is an abuse of constitutional power, and we insist it be stopped.
Kavanaugh: concurrence with Thomas and Alito
ACB: This makes me feel funny, so I side with the three women.
Roberts: "Oh, thank God...I can rule against Trump and make it mean something."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (R/457)
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
I want each of these people to be put away in solitary. No visits except maybe a once a week zoom call to family. Never see or breathe fresh air ever again. They get what we put nursing home and group home residents through - times 10.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
Loser ...
Posted by: Spaulding Smails at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: A. Andersen at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (VWtfl)
Pigeons and doves are scientifically the same, both belonging to the family Columbidae. While "dove" often refers to smaller, white species and "pigeon" to larger, grey urban birds.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2026 01:41 PM (U/Byj)
Some crows locally will make a rookery of sorts in the hills, and commute back and forth evening and night to the river. I call them the commuters. An old-timer told me a story about wandering into one of those groups at dusk during deer season, said it was really eerie.
I think they split into pairs during the spring to nest and forage, and get together in the fall - they mate for life, or at least until one of them dies.
The other thing is that the yearling crows have a sort of wandering period where they go off in adolescent packs to go be stupid and learn to survive, and then go back to the group when they settle down a bit
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:35 PM (1wjle)
Fuqing rats with wings ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (3sXRv)
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I hate the squirrel that showed up uninvited 8yrs ago to our feeder in the backyard. I've been known to go out onto the deck like a madwoman and yell at it.
Currently we have red finch nesting in a hanging basket on the front porch. My husband likes them better than me and I can't put our furniture out there for weeks or til his four eggs hatch and fly away. I think that's the rule this week. He has just about driven them insane, these poor birds, so I hope some of them hatch. There's a bird camera on them (this is the latest from last weekend).
Things have settled down for them and they are content along with the man I married. I kept waiting for the parent birds to peck his eyes out.
At one point, thinking he was helping, he put the hanging basket on a chain for a merry carnival ride spin. I think that's when she laid the fourth egg. If any are normal it will be a miracle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: John Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (bpvrc)
What is better - prosecute this 1 guy to the max and he'll live out the rest of his days in a Super Max prison wishing that the end come soon, or giving leniency in exchange for the truth on everything he knows about the COVID operation, implicating Fauci and the others even though they were all pre-emptively pardoned, so long as it gets this story out to the public?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Fuck that guy. Nothing like tossing an asshat into the pokey pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Fbc0I)
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (K/TpZ)
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (IifOV
Subpoena all emails from thus turd that had foia in them. Thought he was cute changing covid to cvoid. Gonna wish he wrote oifa instead of foia. Then go find all emails with five letter anagrams of covid.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (abIsI)
The president does have the unlimited ability to pardon someone but...only for whatever charge is being made.
...
Posted by: 18-1
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That is not the history of pardons going way back to the Whiskey Rebellion and before that royal usage which is how the president got the pardon power in the first place.
The rules are generally that you can be very specific about the person or very specific about the event (aka Jan 6 or Vietnam draft evaders) so that the courts can know who is pardoned and who is not.
The pardon power is a circuit breaker given our Constitution is based on negative, government shalt no do...., liberties. And the view is that an executive provides a means of mercy for those that the law convicts but are morally not guilty. And a means of reconciling society in mass pardons rather than stirring the pot.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (y171U)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (REq0p)
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:49 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:46 PM (rbvCR)
Crows are Amish and have Rumspringa?
I am fairly sure my late father had another word or fifty of my college rumspringas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Let's ride together. We'll grab Taco Bell on the way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (rbvCR)
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In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
Little birds are the best. Watching sparrows and their cousins flying around a river bug hatch filling up is magical.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:48 PM (IifOV)
Two words. Taco Tuesday.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (jgiQ
Lactose Intolerance for the win
Posted by: browndog says woof at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (3sXRv)
Nice.
Posted by: John Johnson
It is.
Posted by: Don Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:47
PM (wOO3z)
Word.
Posted by: Howard Johnson
Good things are gonna start happening to me now!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at April 28, 2026 01:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Kindltot
I saw Pop Of Umami open for Bump Of Chicken at Budokan in '99.
Posted by: mikeski at April 28, 2026 01:52 PM (okX77)
The people who think they are so much smarter than anyone put "I was taught how to hide FOIA" in writing.
What an idiot.
Posted by: Frank Barone
As someone who used to work with big data back in the day and databases, the easiest way to hide something is make it something that cannot be indexed properly by known techniques. Inserting junk data. E.g. change your facts up on any birthdates, address, phone numbers, emails, etc. on each big data non government submission (warranties, sweepstakes, etc.) which can make it much harder to determine by Big Data that you are the same person to target. Even inserting illegal characters and bad handwriting can do that as well.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (WONhk)
You got to be either not stupid, or tough, and both traits can only be learned by experience
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Always cool to see. One of the ways you can identify hatches out West is by the Birds that are present to feed off of them.
Bird Species return with the emergence of specific insects, throughout the season.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle)
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Never trust a Peter with a z in his last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
Yes. They knew it was racist, that's why they manufactured that story as a cover. They knew people would believe it. They're racists, that's what racists do. The other thing racists do is talk nonstop about race.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (R/457)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (AyCDG)
Ear necklace?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
Why did we give up on those great traditions?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:51 PM (R/457)
An underrated movie and yet also... not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (AyCDG)
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A movie? What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (R/457)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
That's right, kiddies.
Posted by: Pete Townzhend at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (1wjle
Pull all the tax forms and audit report for that entity and see if they granted money to Wuhan. Should be listed somewhere in the addrndums
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (jgiQ8)
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ace
Is he the worn out hippie that plays guitar and sings folksy songs because, I hate that guy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (abIsI)
Imagine if we found out Fauci murdered a kid in 2020 for LULZ and the corpse was found in his basement tomorrow.
Does the current pardon cover that? It would be insane to think it does would it not?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
Only if his house is in DC which would make it a Federal crime.
If he lives in VA or MD, it's bunking with Denontoryious for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (k1E2D)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (u73oe)
That C-hag needs to swing as well.
She wrote a f*cking BOOK about how she lied to The President of the United States to get him to do what they wanted him to do.
That's treasonous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)
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They won't even vote to investigate him for things he did before he was prime minister, but I'm sure they'll totally convince him to leave his position voluntarily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (R/457)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (gxokI)
Enjoy prison, douchebag.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (TmQh+)
oh that would be a big fish!
he's an utter scum bucket
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (j+aD2)
It is not something that I could figure out how to automate, and it was hard to teach some people why it was important, but it can be done.
AI is going to be a boon in pulling that sort of data out of corrupted databases though.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)
I remain impressed by the practice of all these credentialed galaxy brains documenting their plans for criminal conspiracy in electronic records that can be retrieved by future investigators.
This particular sad turd was fishing for compliments at how clever he was being. It's like a cheesy movie villain detailing his entire scheme to the hero, except it's real.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Little troll f*cker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
@TousiTVOfficial
🇬🇧 BREAKING: Keir Starmer wins the vote in Parliament and survives as Prime Minister - for now.
Result of the vote to investigate whether he mislead parliament over the Mandelson scandal ⬇️
Yes: 223
No: 335
He didn't mislead them.. He outright lied...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Iuy16)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
You're on a Toobin Web Meeting?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (R/457)
Me too?
Posted by: Peter Northz at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (N39Ws)
I look forward to pissing on his grave when he sheds his mortal coil. If anyone cares to join me, we can make a MoMe for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
That would be a great way for cemeteries to earn extra income.
"Piss on the Grave of Your Choice - $20"
Maybe i can start a franchise...hmmm...
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (iJfKG)
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (azNOR)
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*** Dr. Evil and Austin Powers were unavailable for comment. ***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (3ImbR)
Back to the forest he goes...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM
Lyndon or Andrew?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Jeremiah
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (TmQh+)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 01:54 PM (1wjle)
——————
*Turns off webcam*
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Southerner at April 28, 2026 01:56 PM (u73oe)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:55 PM (UjdFS)
There are worse ways of losing an eye.
Posted by: Odin All father at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (6pJKE)
Posted by: It's me donna
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The British never needed a right to silence because often they say the opposite of what they mean on paper.
It is done by inflection, facial expressions, and tone to indicate a reversal of what they said.
So when Labor colleagues say he didn't lie er mislead; he did.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Amusing but probably a placeholder indictment as that would be hard to convict for in court.
hat
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)..
Dang... I hope they have something better than that...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (TmQh+)
BREAKING:
reports that former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "8647" seashell post on Instagram last year.
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Cartel judge is allowing his daughter's lawsuit claiming she was illegally fired to continue, btw
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)
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All Starmer sees is that there are still about 300 members of Parliament who are willing to be in his cabinet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Why should they get to call their family?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 02:00 PM (6pJKE)
I want them to feel the pang of longing for family. OK, I have anger issues on this topic, but I'm sure I'm not alone.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)
Only problem with Solitary...
...no getting raped by Big Black Bubba.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: ace
Feeder? No feeder will attract a crow.
To get specific:
Get a heavy ceramic or baked-clay dish/bowl. What I used was the bottom round "water-catching tray" (not sure if there's a separate name for them) from a standard red clay plant-growing pot. But anything random will do, as low as it's fairly heavy and has side walls 2 inches or more high. (I'm being too detailed on this trivial detail - -basically, get a big dish.)
Put the dish somewhere very visible and elevated, preferably on a flat stable surface.
Put into the dish about a cups's worth of dry puppy chow, cat chow or dog chow with smallish pieces.
Sprinkle a few random puppy chow bits around the dish.
Wait. Crows will come.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:50 PM (N39Ws)
******************
Drink down with colonoscopy prep about an hour before arrival.
Our first son, the casanova jazz muscian nighmare of parenthood, had broken up with a redhaired witch six weeks prior to my first and only test. He informed me he wanted a trial make up with her, and was laying out a lot of information to me.
I tried to listen but things were starting to percolate.
I told him she was not allowed for any holiday meals. And that I did not want to see her til the New Year. Plus she'd have to meet with me in private for answers to questions. That ran her off for good to think about meeting privately with me.
I then announced that I had to go to the loo for what turned out was the rest of the day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:02 PM (Av6i5)
Or else the giant winged puppies will show up, which would be pretty cool too.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (hftzA)
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The best part of the FL redistricting is that the new map is more constitutional (regarding the state's founding document) than the current one.
It's more compact, with more sensibly designed districts, and still balances the requirements around partisanship and race.
There's another map going around from Democrats that creates a blue district from Jacksonville to Tallahassee that Democrats are calling fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (R/457)
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Shrillary Clinton at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (rOERL)
I like this idea.
No visits. Indoors 24/7. Non-removable facemask to be worn at all times unless being fed. Or maybe hook up a nice feeding tube so they can wear that 24/7 too.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (ei1sX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 01:58 PM
Dr Deborah Birx. That bitch.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 01:47 PM
What I leave on Fauci's grave won't be mistaken for flowers.
Posted by: Frank Barone
It's fertilizer!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Party whips and a large majority allow them to do that. If the GOP had a 240-195 majority in the House, they could do the same thing. Defectors get hammered and closets as offices on the top floor of the Cannon House Office Building and no calls returned.
Same with GOP in the Senate which is why the leaders try to sabotage to keep it under 55 for either side. You don't have mavericks much in large majorities as that costs a person. Narrow majorities lead to members of Congress leading their best lives as traitors and defectors claiming principle. Good protection for the corrupt as well.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 02:04 PM (dmDsy)
garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:03 PM (WONhk)
Sounds like a sh*tty day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (N39Ws)
Wrist chained to the wall and a machete within reach. Food trays left by the door slot.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (abIsI)
I'd prefer something more of a scene from Rambo II.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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The fun part about this is the stated reason for VA, that they must begin the primaries.
Which, I presume, under law (ha! now they want to follow the law) requires a certain number of days for the primary campaign, for run-off and all must be completed such number of days before the General starts, which IIRC, is September in VA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (tUP1A)
Any accountability that can happen I’m all for it
Oh… and how many young kids did they destroy with their lockdowns and “remote school”… the restaurant industry has never been the same. I could go on and on
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (+gA9j)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
garrett is ace's dealer
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:06 PM (8NTVk)
Seems you misspelled 'fluffer.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
·
11m
Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
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Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
·
2h
Replying to @GovTimWalz
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Jim Comeyfucius at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (USUCU)
well said
exactly
I still feel nauseous thinking about it
we were tormented
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (j+aD2)
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FBI Director Kash Patel
@FBIDirectorKash
·
11m
Come again? This FBI and DOJ drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.
Quote
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (kX27y)
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Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
My mistake! Sorry!
garrett is ace's bookie
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (8NTVk)
Things that should have just been swallowed rather than brought to conception...
Reasons to consider abortion.....
FoxNews and the CBC are reporting that king chuckles is about to address Congress. Be prepared to swoon...
He should start out by saying he's having a lovely visit, the White House is amazing and he'll be thrilled to visit again once the ballroom is completed.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)
They should be able to search for every variation containing C-O-V-I-D or any word that contains enough of those letters.
I can't think it would just be malpractice of the judge to not allow it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)
Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (1wjle)
Sorry
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I don't see anyone reviewing any books in here, so you're good.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
I said it the other day. With Patel and Hegseth in the building, it's amazing there was any wine left to steal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (2Ez/1)
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (1wjle)
Or you could just get a puppy... I think a puppy is a better pet than a crow..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/x/I)
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You misspelled "the most fascist".
"We're all under fascist rule together"--except for Gavin, maskless at a chic restaurant.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (Fi81e)
I thought our response was phenomenal.
Posted by: Warp Speed at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
FWIW, the crucial parliamentary debate over the Norway fiasco in WWII led directly to the resignation of Neville Chamberlain after his government See the Norway Debate or the gripping account in William Manchester's 'Alone'
volume of his Churchill biography.
The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
Yeah, but Trump is going to fire Patel because of an anonymously sourced story in The Atlantic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:08 PM (R/457)
Patels a drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
Leave them something shiny, too. They love that.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (rOERL)
I think the closest I ever got to meeting Ace was being at the same Monsters of Rock Show back in the mid-late 80s.
So not really 29 ?
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: The It Ain't Treason Guy at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (wBaIH)
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"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM (U/x/I)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
The Atlantic magazine of course... They wouldn't lie....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (U/x/I)
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:05 PM (rOERL)
They played a gay bathhouse?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:53 PM (rbvCR)
******************************
I barely survived some of my college experiences, but, man, did I have fun!
We decided when our boys were born that what they don't know about us won't hurt them if they tried to be like us.
I once read a paper by eldest son in HS AP English of the high standards his parents set that he needed to meet. I was waiting for lightening to strike me dead at that point, but thankful.
Of course he later drove us nearly insane, but a brief good feeling of success.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Kt19C)
You might be right but your evidence is what?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (8NTVk)
Sarcasm. Patel and Hegseth have been accused by leftwing media f*cktards of being raging alcoholics that sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.
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That bank robbery commercial, "do something! You're the security guard."
"Well, I'm only a security monitor. I only report on security events."
Walz: We "reported" fraud--gold stars for everyone!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:09 PM
Foster Brooks Drunk, or Ted Kennedy Drunk?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (8NTVk)
Maybe it happened during world wars 5 - 11
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (HcoTw)
_______
That is an abuse of the English language. An autocrat is a single ruler; a despot. What you have in mind is oligarchs.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (AlhUl)
The government's notional majority was 213, but 41 members who normally supported the government voted with the Opposition, while an estimated 60 other Conservatives deliberately abstained. The government still won the vote by 281 to 200, but its majority was reduced to 81.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)
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What if I told you that the Parliament of 2026 is nothing at all like the Parliament of 1938?
What if I told you that Starmer had less honor than Chamberlain?
What if I told you that Labour will offer all white native British girls to third worlders for rape before they call a snap election?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (tUP1A)
You trying to get me shot up by JackStraw?
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:07 PM (rOERL)
I could see garrett texting 'bitch where's my money!?' And ace sweating as he read.
Do ewoks sweat or are they like dogs? Do animals with a full fur coat sweat? Do bears?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (TmQh+)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (AlhUl)
OLIGOCKY!!!
Posted by: Bernie at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (USUCU)
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
If they are doing it from the skulls of our enemies, I fail to see the issue here.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (N39Ws)
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
Yeah, no. War is the first clause, but there's a second clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:11 PM (R/457)
Commas don't mean anything when it comes to reading The Constitution, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Everyone! Keep Sponge from reading the Second Amendment until this momentary loss of sense passes him!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
That's rich from a profession who got caught on camera stealing wine bottles from a dinner and guzzling already-opened bottles without a glass.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (ZxPkt)
They absolutely love small, shiny/reflective objects.
Their nests are usually loaded with bottlecaps and small pieces of metal.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rOERL)
It will be the death of this country that nobody already has a memory.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)
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"Obama was justified using the Espionage Act against journalists because those journalists were against the president."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (R/457)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/x/I)
Awww, he could carry it around in his messenger bag with its little head sticking out. Riding around on his Vespa. Darling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (HcoTw)
We've always been at war with eastasia.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (8NTVk)
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
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I just hope that Reform and Restore come up with some kind of governing agreement before the election (probably in 2029). Otherwise, the people will just go Conservative again, at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (R/457)
Eaaaaasy... remember where you are.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:13 PM (USUCU)
I mean, they're not me.......I'm not a ranking member of a government entity.
It's OK for me to sit around drinking hard liquor all day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
this is how one deals with corvids
sorry I do not get the appeal
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (j+aD2)
A plastic owl and an electronic crows fighting a hawk call. Hitchcock level of crows will arrive.
Too many targets to choose from. They get wise about the third time and you have to move to a new set up.
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 02:17 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (I0N4X)
Education
Small businesses closed, life savings lost.
Regret from being unable to see loved ones in the hospital or nursing home.
Death or damage from the vaccine.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (aZm/F)
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
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Defeating the people who wish to destroy us is the proper decision.
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation."
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Operator Error at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (03Cyy)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 02:15 PM (rOERL)
You know who else loves small shiny reflective objects...?
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (USUCU)
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
Top two at least.
Posted by: Hey at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (jgiQ8)
To be clear, puppy chow bits are not bits of puppies used for chow.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)
All this stuff would bring out the rats around here... The ones without the wings
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, it's not like it was bourbon or scotch on the table.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Piper
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Virginian Democrats got greedy probably to help make Spanberger a new contender for 2028 prezzie race or for one of the Senate seats (Kaine and Warner are getting pretty old and stale there).
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
Top two at least
Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (jgiQ8)
This has to be the greatest nic ever.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
Top two at least.
I'm still going with Asscheeks of Saturn.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (R/457)
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So, because we did it, it's the proper decision?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Fi81e)
It was the proper decision and we did it.
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 28, 2026 01:59 PM (TmQh+)
It's a great one.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (rOERL)
Kash can’t hold a candle….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Honestly, I don't give a shit if they are high functioning.
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
-Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (R/457)
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Doesn't that play into the Dem "case" that Trump is an "existential threat"?
There are reasons why Jefferson is not my favorite.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
They started too late for the constitution requirements for amendments and complying with statutes on referendum but VA Dems just had to know the number of seats in flux from other state's redistricting efforts. They are as clumsy as they are stupid. Instead, they aimed at trying to circumvent the losses to come from ending of VRA application of majority minority districts and Florida redistricting.
You make good, logical arguments. Unfortunately, such things have become increasingly irrelevant in our judicial system.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make them Jealous, Again.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)
the most important word in the Treason clause is
'OR'
treason is THIS thing
it's also THAT thing
Thanks, Or
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
The problem is that we stopped executing traitors too soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 02:19 PM (xcxpd)
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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (aZm/F)
I felt special.
No matter what the actual percentage of the bird was left there.
Posted by: Stateless at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Sco7b)
okay, i'll try that.
Posted by: ace
Super Advanced Grandmaster Crow--Luring Technique, if they don't show up after a week:
Fill a lidded bottle/jar/can about 1/3 of the way with the puppy chow. Go out on your deck and loudly shake it so the rattling sound can be heard around the neighborhood. Then very grandiosely, with big arm movements, pour (or just pretend to pout) some of the kibble into the dish. Then re-cap the bottle and shake it again.
Do this repeatedly, once a day. The crows will get curious.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (ZxPkt)
Quit picking on her; she was no more sophisticated in these matters than, say, a gas station cashier /s
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (1relU)
He's either startled from daily surprise colonoscopies or scared in every photo.
What a wuss! I'd be mortified to be British at this point!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Most likely to be chucked about one year before general election. Right now he is being propped up as a spear catcher by his cabinet as they can do as they please while he take the blame.
The rentboy arson trials involving Starmer are just another embarrassment for him and his wife/family.
Won't help Labor much in the end (see Sunak as the sacrificial PM for Conservatives in 2024) but it allows Labor to apply a fresh paint job on the shipwreck in office.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)
We were not in a declared war with the Soviet Union.
Treason is defined in the Constitution.
Adding additional requirements would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 28, 2026 02:22 PM (03Cyy)
Omar will probably call him King Charles Triple Eye. Thinking James Bond, 007.
I don't think Omar is going to recover from her eleven World Wars somehow. We are having too much fun.
I'd rather have her deported for marrying her brother and bazillions in fraud.
I just realized I've been reading and typing all day without my reading glasses. I could be speaking Farsi by accident.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:23 PM (WONhk)
This marks the worst spell of COVID we have had since 2020.
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 02:18 PM (I0N4X)
C+O+V+I+D = 100+0+5+1+500 = 606
wait, math
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 02:25 PM (8NTVk)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Av6i5)
As will Ace's neighbors! Maybe meet the girl of his dreams, luring her with puppy chow. It could happen!
I met my guy in a hospital elevator, but without puppy chow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026
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If he is found guilty and accepts his prearranged pardon, he won't do prison time, but he will be murdered by an angry mob in less than a week
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 28, 2026 02:30 PM (ZQo7S)
That's how WWII was won.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)
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I don't care, either, as I like them.
Patel could ask totally innocent me of anything and I'd probably confess in fear of his eyes.
"Did you vote for Hillary?" Yais. (NO I DID'T)
If Sec Hegseth can raise morale and put some kick arse men in front I think he's grand! Far better than the gay postillion cross dressers under Biden.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 02:31 PM (WONhk)
From his perch in yonder tree
And in my garden I'm as free
As that feathered thief up there -JD
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 02:36 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: jwest at April 28, 2026 03:18 PM (nfOOG)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 28, 2026 03:56 PM (L6dcX)
Posted by: Aliss at April 28, 2026 06:36 PM (b0ZH3)
DOJ Lear Somali Pirates a Lesson, Raiding 22 Pirate Plunder Operations in Tim Walz's Third World Hell-Hole of Minneapolis
Not even Minnesota, the state. Just concentrated in Ilhan "World War Eleven" Omar's fortified colony of Minneapolis.
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ 2h BREAKING: DOJ confirms to @FoxNews
that FBI and HSI agents are currently raiding 20+ locations in the Minneapolis, MN area in relation to ongoing federal fraud investigations. Sources tell FOX the locations are largely Somali linked businesses, including the infamous "Quality Learning Center". I'm told these are court approved search warrants being served and they are tied to fraud, not immigration enforcement. Fox is told 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota this morning. DOJ spokesperson holding statement: "Today the FBI with federal, state and local law enforcement is involved in court-authorized law enforcement activity as part of an ongoing fraud investigation."
Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte 1h 🚨 FBI and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) agents executed 22 court-approved search warrants at more than 20 locations in the Minneapolis, Minnesota area. The operations targeted primarily Somali-linked businesses, including the Quality Learning Center, as part of an ongoing federal fraud investigation into the misuse of U.S. taxpayer dollars in childcare assistance programs.
🚨 BREAKING: A massive federal operation is unfolding in Minneapolis as part of a sweeping fraud investigation into largely Somali-owned businesses.
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 28, 2026
The FBI raided over 20 locations, including childcare centers.
Officials say 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota… pic.twitter.com/Kydlr4ROj7
Homeland Security Investigations in cooperation with our law enforcement partners executed criminal search warrants in Minneapolis relating to the rampant fraud of U.S. taxpayers dollars.
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) April 28, 2026
The American people deserve answers in how their taxpayer money was abused. https://t.co/8rKmgv3vLm pic.twitter.com/7IPqUyTb0t
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (UhUim)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (re0Ak)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (re0Ak)
Posted by: The Democratic Party! at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (N1tpc)
They seem to have dropped off. I wonder why?
Not getting the numbers they want? Maybe costing too much for not enough juice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (gpQ8/)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM
ace wants to be a Privateer! Raisin' the Black Flag for his country!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Mx+TJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (lXoJ5)
Landing in Somalia, optional. At least the plane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Sco7b)
Something's missing.
Posted by: Why Are They Here? at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (AP4bj)
Posted by: free at April 28, 2026 12:10 PM (OOSja)
Posted by: Cain't Spel Noways at April 28, 2026 12:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I'm willing to be somewhat civilized the first time. Further actions means they're lucky to get there in one piece.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
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Privateering, oh we will go
Privateering, yo ho ho ho
Privateering, we will go
Posted by: Mark Knopfler at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (xvhJH)
BrotherdomeFaster was reading a set of prepared remarks yesterday, I think (or sunday.) She was saying the foreign enemies act was last used in World War Eleven.
She read out what was written: World War II.
To be fair, people are retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)
Put a chip in their brains. It detonates if they try to come back without authorization.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (oMF3N)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM
Maybe next time we should raid them before they're on our land. This is more like repelling them.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (zafwz)
Ilhan Omar, self propelled Q-tip, trusting her accountant
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (gm9Sb)
With a non-functioning toilet and no A/C. Make like home for them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (bss/y)
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A privateer, having a letter of marque, would fly the flag of the issuing country.
Be better.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (xvhJH)
Ilhan Nur was reading a script which referenced 'World War II' and said 'World War 11'.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Apparently, we have all missed World Wars 3-10.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 28, 2026 12:12 PM (MSrAy)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 28, 2026 12:12 PM (YlWIZ)
I see Kkng Chuck is going to tell Congress Give the Marxists a chance today.
Ok, not sure that will happen, but it might.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:13 PM (jR2hr)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 28, 2026 12:13 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) was mocked on social media Monday over a resurfaced video where she referred to World War II as "World War Eleven."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (rZjQX)
Privateering, yo ho ho ho
Privateering, we will go
Posted by: Mark Knopfler at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (gnNyN)
https://youtu.be/xeKskJW9-aQ?si=LblXrJdL4S-Cy5RI
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)
The fraud was the point of the spending because the left benefits.
This is more of Trump's long term thinking: cut off your enemy's supply and he can't win. He's going after the Democrats' illegal funding, which is why they want him dead and won't stop encouraging their minions to do it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (eOqcD)
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (dIske)
It occurred to me this morning that there was also a lot of assassination-chic in trendy circles when George W. Bush was President - as I recall, there was a novel about it that got lots of favorable reviews, as well as the usual round of "jokes" by Leftist comedians.
The D's have been at this for twenty-five years when a Republican is President.
I read a handful of Portland leftists on Bluesky, and several of them have reposted fantasies about the nationwide celebrations that will occur when The Bad Orange Man kicks the bucket.
Thinking that a Republican President deserves death is increasingly a mainstream Democratic position.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (n1OCj)
Being a pirate is okay by me!
Do what you want cuz a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to work on her brogue at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Wt5PA)
She read out what was written: World War II.
To be fair, people are retarded.
At least she didn't call it World War Eye-Eye.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (icmmM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:13 PM (XeU6L)
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Ah. I've been sick the past three days, so I've not been quickest on the uptake.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:15 PM (xvhJH)
Be better.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:11 PM (xvhJH)
I know, I played Sid Meier's Pirates!
Fucking awesome game.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)
To be fair, people are retarded.
You'd expect, being in Congress, she might have known about WW III-X.
Hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
No excuses! Real AOSHQ denizens play through the pain.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
Fixed it for you Homeland Security
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (jR2hr)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (N1tpc)
Transportation by Pinochet Air.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
I would have loved that. Would have fit the métier.
World War Aye-Aye, me hearties!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (G0vdT)
In which one did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
President Trump is meeting with king chuckles now apparently.
Britain's going to teach America how to toughen up.
Step one: So your beer is warm, get over it.
Step two: Flavour and appearance are not important with regards to sustenance.
Step three: Wanting an attractive smile or nice figure on a mate means you're too bloody hard to please.
Step four: That's all they got....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Archimedes
Nobody messes with us.
-- Big Aye-Aye
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)
Hilz
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 12:17 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
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I'm here, amn't I?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:17 PM (xvhJH)
The Department of Education used to have a SWAT team - I assume that it is gone now, as the department gets dismantled.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2026 12:17 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)
What on earth are these people referring to?
The only Somali run center that has become infamous is the "Quality Learing Center"
They need to get their spelling correct.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 12:18 PM (vJrRc)
Child welfare, funding approval, permits, health inspection... will anything happen to them?
(resists urge to type Nothing Will Happen)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Betting at least two of them. Details are a little fuzzy, though.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: After getting the money back, of course. at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (icmmM)
Posted by: SideFx at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (1hiZs)
I want the state employees, up to the department heads, writhing on pikes of justice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (Cqx++)
World War VIII was .45 vs 9mm
World War IX was Mary Ann vs Ginger.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (9h9qD)
Because its not about stopping fraud. MN has a much smaller incidence of this fraud than either Texas or Florida, in fact a sitting republican from Florida is one of the biggest medicare fraudsters in the country
So are the feds investigating anything the state wasn't already doing, or are they just joining open investigations from the state so they can take credit and claim the state wasn't actually doing anything?
I thought sending in 3,000 ICE agents was supposed to take care of all of this?
this is probably all for the cameras to create news to get the disastrous war and Epstein scandals off the front page. Trump hates Minnesota, especially the Twin Cities, so it’s possible Keystone Kash is just kicking us to make his boss happy so he won’t get fired.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
I want the state employees, up to the department heads, writhing on pikes of justice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (tUP1A)
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There's room for compromise: Let's get'm both.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (qivay)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2026 12:21 PM (YBtcQ)
things are moving along now that the pretty blonde is gone, hmm?
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Why Are They Here?
The missing part is prosecuting every single bureaucrat, official, and NGO exec involved in importing them here.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 12:21 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (0U5gm)
Oh hey, we're at "it's no big deal' on the wheel of Democrat cope!
The answer is "Six years ago a Democrat was President" Thanks for playing!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (xvhJH)
Fucking awesome game.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:15 PM (bss/y)
Pooky used to play that game. Unsurprisingly, he was good at the dancing.
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a good dancer at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Bulg
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Not too bad. I'm commuting 45 minutes one-way now 3x per week and work is a circus right now, so I'm not here much. How's your new gig?
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (MSrAy)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (NcvvS)
STOP YOUR LEERING AT OUR CHARMING "LERNING"!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)
Honestly, anything to keep the Hospitallers from adopting weaponized AI for their conquest of Andorra can be considered a plus for the survival of humanity
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
... be honest... wouldl anyone want to buy them?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Would it surprise you if it turns out that some of the money was used to fund immigration fraud (a security issue) or even terrorism?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (qivay)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 12:23 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (abIsI)
Reddit Retardos: "ICE agents are not law enforcement!!"
Also Reddit Retardos: "Why didn't ICE arrest those accused of fraud?!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: screaming in digital
I'm still in the training phase, shadowing the experienced tutors and watching videos. There's a lot of info to absorb, but I think that once I've done that, this will be right up my alley.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid"
Hey. Leave me and my private sector out of this!
Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Guessing the windbreakers and boxes show is going to be a bit shorter than usual. But with the sub 70's, who knows.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:25 PM (jR2hr)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 12:25 PM (Y8Nmb)
Posted by: Bulg
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Excellent! Happy to hear that.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 28, 2026 12:25 PM (MSrAy)
I am so fucking sick of that argument. "It's a small amount of fraud."
So what? Stop it anyway. We are going to have civilization back and your feelings mean nothing.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:25 PM (lXoJ5)
(censored)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 12:25 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: pookysgirl is not a good dancer at April 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Wt5PA)
Only $10 on steam. Think I am going to try Windrose though (pirate survival with sea shanties.) All the fun, with 90% less sodomy and scurvy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Millions going to fund ISIS and other fun people via duffle bags full of cash that for some reason TSA didn't think were important enough to question
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (oY6Yp)
Be better.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Ruse de guerre, kinda.
"in naval warfare such a deception is considered permissible, provided the false flag is lowered and the true flag raised before engaging in battle"
As far as privateers go, I'm not certain. As an aside, Stan Rogers, 'Barrett's Privateers':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Nl3PaTimA
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: steevy at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (7numI)
The answer is "Six years ago a Democrat was President" Thanks for playing!
Posted by: FeatherBlade
TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT ON APRIL 28TH, 2020.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 28, 2026 12:27 PM (+7tIQ)
I don't want to describe what she was doing
anyway ICE arrested her and their post said they do do more than just immigration operations.
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 28, 2026 12:27 PM (icmmM)
Posted by: Skip
Yes, I would consider both the 7YW and the War of the American Revolution to both be world wars. The Napoleonic Wars as well.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (USUCU)
I got to talk to her early in the ubama mistake. She is very intelligent and righteous.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 12:27 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
... be honest... wouldl anyone want to buy them?
Perhaps.
Posted by: The makers of Soylent Green at April 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (qivay)
In the old ‘paper ‘ days you d be right to be concerned. Now with more or less permanent digital images —especially when you have the long, deep reach of the Feds —these Somalis are as well as done for —-IF DOJ can find a venue where the jury wont let them off. Just a WAG –it might be far easier and faster to just deport these pirate bastards than to risk perpetually hung or hostile juries.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 28, 2026 12:28 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Skip
Alexander the Great's campaign to conquer everything between Greece and India might be considered a world war.
The Mongol invasions could be thought of as a world war.
The Napoleonic Wars were a world war of sorts.
Posted by: zombie at April 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Av6i5)
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You overestimate the foresight and planning of a sub 70 IQ.
A: "I'll never get caught."
B: "Besides, I did nothing wrong."
C: "And they'll never see through my handwritten, obviously backdated, incomplete records scratched out in a spiral notebook!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:29 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 12:29 PM (GUOwU)
Yes. Thinking it was the sheer number of countries participating (all but one voluntarily) in the 1914-1918 debacle that earned it the sobriquet. Seven Years' War was basically Europe, North America, and India.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:29 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:24 PM (USUCU)
I love that scene where she fights Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (77rzZ)
School bus of French kids in Somalia gets taken hostage.
Watched it on Tubi but sure Netflix has it .
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (jR2hr)
Actually considering taking the grandkids to Dolly Parton's Pirates! In Panama City Beach tonight to teach them about booty.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (DECkL)
SPLC says their "informant" program was not kept secret from law enforcement.
This is called "lying by extraneous inclusion"
1) that's not the crime you're accused of committing. You're accused of fraudulently concealing that you were funding racists and fomenting racists posting and events
2) it's already established you worked with the FBI. But you said "the DOJ" (in your filing) not "the FBI." And, no matter, that doesn't elevate you to a full law enforcement entity.
3) and how much did you disclose to the DOJ? Your filing only say that you let the DOJ know you used confidential informants.
Again, that's not what you are accused of doing.
If that's their best defense, they know they are F'ed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (USUCU)
School bus of French kids in Somalia gets taken hostage.
Watched it on Tubi but sure Netflix has it .
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (jR2hr)
Have seen a couple gun channels cover that one. Interesting stuff. I think Forgotten Weapons and 9-Hole reviews on the FR-F...1 or 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)
Quite an improvement...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tUP1A)
The records used to indict and prosecute former Argentine President Cristina Kirchner on corruption charges were actual handwritten notes of bribes paid in a series of spiral bound notebooks
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)
I'm pretty sure Omar is straight. Incestuous, but straight.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
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During WW 9, I went deep behind enemy lines to fight the pineapple on pizza war crimes people. During negotiations, I suggested ham. Talks broke down immediately - there is no record in the history books. I still have the umbrellas from the drinks at the rooftop bar in Las Vegas.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (2bFN5)
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I think every Bureau/Department/Office in FedGov has a militarized wing. Probably the second largest standing army in the world, if taken together. At one time, certain militarized sections were stockpiling millions of rounds of ammo. Motor pools filled with MRAPS excessed by the Army and snatched up for free.
I don't think those have been disbanded. If they have, it was done without much fanfare.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (USUCU
More technically 0000 0011.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)
Well, a lot of germans went to SA after WW Eleven.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (USUCU)
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WW9 in octal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (USUCU)
That's actually the best response I've heard yet, kinda genious actually. You could sell that to her for a few cases of eWine.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (qivay)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (2bFN5)
Bullshit. The only time ham should be on a pizza is a meat lover's. No fucking fruit on Pizzas!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
The pirates certainly did not have enough time to grab their plunder and escape to Somalia.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (KtOUo)
why didn't they care about the fraud when we caught it 6 years ago?
Catching it and doing something about it are not the same thing, dolt.
It is the difference between "activity" and "accomplishment". You think the former are sufficient, worthy of high praise, and stepping stones to advancement.
Smoke and mirrors and bullshit -- that is your world of "accomplishment". That is why you wet your pants for Shrillary, for Red Kammie, and for countless other nullities who are hard pressed merely to tie their shoes each day.
Just get the fook out of the way and let folks with the gumption actually do things, accomplish things. You lackwits are enthralled with the doings of layabouts and thieves, to the detriment of the rest of us.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM
I was in that one. The fighting was brutal, but our side was Victorius!!!!
Mary Ann forever!!!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Serpentine! at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)
World War one hundred and eleven through X.
Posted by: Dat maff be maffin at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM (cZMme)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I love Hawaiian pizza. Yummy stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
... be honest... wouldl anyone want to buy them?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
We also make dog food!
Posted by: Soylent Corporation at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (w9Wax)
I'm shocked she didn't call it "World War Eye-Eye"
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Not a joke at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (rJ48h)
Which World War was the one in which longbows crossed paths with crossbows?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (xG4kz)
What about library security?
Posted by: Lt. Joe Bookman at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
_______________________________
Just the opposite on this type fraud. They have to PRODUCE documentation of necessity, and show where the money went. They can shred, pulp and burn any evidence they want to, but if they can't show where the money went....tough noogies. Plus, they used two practices to take the money outside the US. One was international flights where suitcases of cash were flown out three times a week. The other was a Somali owned money transfer branch (there are three main branches in downtown Minneapolis). That company is required to keep records of transfer or they lose operations in the US.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (cZMme)
Minnesota is a fraud based economy and if the Federal $ dry up the state 's governments budgets collapse.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (jR2hr)
Posted by: Yoda voice at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)
Nick shirley
@nickshirleyy
We all have leared so much and now that the raids have begun how much more learing will take place? 22 court approved search warrants are taking place today 👀 my only question is what took so long?
[Funny Photoshop & Caption Contest: "I'm With Future Denaturalized Inbred Retard Brother-F-cking America-Hating Fraudster"]
https://is.gd/Z4WWXn
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (dExrI)
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Or, WW 1011, depending on how you look at it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: LASue at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It is wrong and unnatural.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2026 12:34 PM
A lot of evidence probably disappeared. The government moves like a lumbering Jerry Nadler
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (IifOV)
tomatoes are fruit!
bulg I also like Hawaiian pizza
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YBtcQ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Quite possibly because a large chunk of the stolen funds have been going to Al-Shabaab, a Somali terrorist group.
Posted by: That's what some reports say at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (TbWk/)
WW VII - see above :-)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (NcvvS)
I'm shocked she didn't call it "World War Eye-Eye"
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (IifOV)
Ha, or more fittingly, "Aye Aye".
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Yoda voice at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)
I like Key Lime Pie. I like Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza.
I do not smear key lime pie on my pizza.
Quit the hipster shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)
What about library security?
Posted by: Lt. Joe Bookman
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SWAT raids to recover overdue books.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 12:20 PM (+7tIQ)
___________
These condylomas won't ever let Epstein go, no matter what, will they? It's like they're sexually aroused by the scandal in a way that's ... not healthy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (NpAcC)
tomatoes are fruit!
bulg I also like Hawaiian pizza
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)
Throw some jalapenos on and it gets even better.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (qivay)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)
All like Omar.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)
Someone posts, "I hate capitalism, I don't want to work, I want to make art and spend time in my garden"
Some guy named Kostos Moros responds, "Then go do that instead of working for someone else. Or do you mean you want someone else to be forced to work to provide you food, goods, and services while you do your art?"
And Hannah Cox, yes the DC buttsechs girls from 20 years ago responds, "See capitalists just want a slave class they can force to work"
And the fascinating part of this is both Cox and the original poster just assume there are free goods and services laying around to be "distributed" to them.
Now, I'm an experience 29 year old and I too am sick of working. But the reason I have to is Musk or Bezos making me do it - its the that the government has taken half or more of what I've earned year in and year out. Give us a government the size of say 1886 America and I would have retired years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)
Did they also arrest Walz' psycho hosebeast wife and that nasty little devil spawn daughter?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq
The God of Vengeance appeals to you, then?
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
What weirdness is this?
Tomatoes are a fruit.
Oh, right don't f* fruit, gotcha.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (YBtcQ)
Especially surprising after Hunter's heroism in World War 5, Hunter vs. A Gigantic Pile of Cocaine.
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Hold it...does that extend to black olives? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (et1vG)
I can't imagine why Mrs Walz would have to look outside her marriage for a good rogering.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (TezPK)
Minnesota is a fraud based economy and if the Federal $ dry up the state 's governments budgets collapse.
Posted by: torabora
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There are some of us that are unreasonable here.
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:31 PM (USUCU)
She transed it, hater.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Y8Nmb)
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Live: FBI raids 22 sites in Minnesota fraud probe
The Department of Homeland Security said that the search warrants were related to what it called “the rampant fraud of U.S. taxpayer dollars.”
By Tim Harlow
The Minnesota Star Tribune
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: World War Eleventy Fabulous at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske)
****
You betcha they are sad their scam is ending, but a FORTUNE in loot escaped to Somalia and even USA jail is better than ordinary life in Somalia.
They will go home and be feted as heros. And they ARE heros because their job is to loot America.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:40 PM (KtOUo)
@nickshirleyy
We all have leared so much and now that the raids have begun how much more learing will take place? 22 court approved search warrants are taking place today 👀 my only question is what took so long?
[Funny Photoshop & Caption Contest: "I'm With Future Denaturalized Inbred Retard Brother-F-cking America-Hating Fraudster"]
https://is.gd/Z4WWXn
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:36 PM (dExrI)
No idea what took so long.
Posted by: Pam Bondi at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: The MSM at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (mexfo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:37 PM (j+aD2)
LOL I hate you. But it's a strange respectful kind of hate.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Lt. Bookman, library cop at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (xG4kz)
_______
"It was that day when the Paolo he, how you say, 'whipped out' his longbow and caused a panic"
-- The Paolo
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
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"We locals call 'em Butt Buccaneers."
/Minnesomalia Goat Sex Workers United 911
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (VdTX+)
Funny, she doesn't have the typical Somali headshape OR dark skin. Somalians are racist against Somalians! Is there a Beauty Pageant equivalent of the NFL Combine score? Does the contestant's IQ surpass her combine measurements?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)
To get pedantic they aren't actually women. They are spirits like djinn. And they are way odder then you might think, so for example they supposedly have transparent skin which, uh, I would not find appealing but I guess maybe some freaky Germans would?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM (abIsI)
THIS.
I remember when I was young and more stupid, one of the pizza chains ran some sort of A1 pizza. Now, even at this tender age, I did not put sauce on steak (I can see Grandpa giving me a silent look of hurt and slightly shaking his head at the thought) but I figured 'Why not, could be good.'
It was fucking disgusting. I threw it away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (Oq/TM)
Please explain to me why anyone would like BBQ chicken on pizza?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Not just BBQ chicken, by bone dry white meat BBQ chicken.
This, to me, is a far greater apostasy than ham and pineapple on pizza
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (rOERL)
And we are the suckers.
The state is so lame, they paid for the game.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:39 PM (XeU6L)
Olives are acceptable, as are sardines. I do not care for them myself, but they are enshrined in the 'Pizza Toppings Handbook.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)
These are the Heathens who order Ranch Dressing with their Pizza.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (2Ez/1)
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52s
>>Breaking: Virginia Supreme Court upholds block on referendum certification
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke putting down a banana and putting her pants back on at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
It's not my favorite but if you like BBQ chicken and you like cheese and you like to eat with your hands....
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)
They all need to be sent back with all this quality learing they got and help turn their Somalia into the world powerhouse it was destined to be. I have great faith that America's money was well spent and they can now safely enter and improve their homeland.
Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (G4ajv)
it's a sweet pizza (sauce is usually sweet too so)
Posted by: BlackOrchid (j+aD2) at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm
That's very cool!
Thank you.
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: The MSM at April 28, 2026 12:41 PM (mexfo)
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"They're eating the dogs ... They're eating the cats ... They're eating the childrens! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (wOO3z)
Pineapple on pizza is just a sign of the bourgeois cultural appropriation of native pineapplians.
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (IifOV)
Alabaster skin. Dark Hair. Light eyes ...
and I am toast.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)
All Enemies are Homosexual.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Speaking of meat lovers at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (wOO3z)
This. The flavor mix is not right for ranch. Now I will use Frito-Lay Jalapeno Cheddar dip for the crust though. Mmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: ...
You lose your super-erection?
Posted by: 72 Concerned Djinn at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Yoda voice
Anchovies and tuna on pizza are fine, but I draw the line at calamari!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (+7tIQ)
The racist community doesn't care who you hate as long as you're being racist.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (lXoJ5)
Remember when take and bake pizzas were actually cheaper than the delivered pizza?
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
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"Transparent skin means it looks like tentacles underneath? Asking for a friend ..."
/obligatory Kurt Eichenwald, descendant of freaky Germans
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 12:44 PM (8WZD4)
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Don't underestimate how fucking retarded the bubble-headed pirates running these sham operations are.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (n5tGW)
Muslim Heaven: There are like, uh rivers of beer, and honey, and like freaky hot sluts you can bang. Like, uh 72 of them. Oh and your wife will have to watch you do it!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
And we are the suckers.
The state is so lame, they paid for the game.
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:43 PM (KtOUo)
Yup, they got cash via State Allowed Fraud.
Then flew it to Somalia.
Where it funded Pirates, who were shooting at Ships, including US Navy Ships.
Aiding an Enemy... that phrase sounds... familiar...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 28, 2026 12:38 PM
My brother makes pizza with grilled chicken. It's tasty.
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (98kQX)
Ditto. The whole anti-Hawaiian pizza thing is people outsourcing their personalities to the Internet, with an element of "it sounds like that wouldn't work but it does", same as bacon+chocolate.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ralph at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (lXoJ5)
Nor do they seem to care if a racist is having sex with whichever race they hate most (just as long as there are no children).
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (UjdFS)
@SecRollins
In just ONE state, 14,000 individuals receiving SNAP benefits were driving LUXURY VEHICLES!
🚗 3 Bentleys
🚗 3 Ferraris
🚗 11 Lamborghinis
🚗 59 Maseratis
🚗 141 Porsches
🚗 244 Alfa Romeos
🚗 306 Land Rovers
🚗 2,098 Teslas
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (/+uur)
*shudder*
I do like BBQ Chicken, or beef, or pork, pizza. And I like Hawaiian, roasting the pineapple gives it a great flavor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (xcxpd)
It's great when the source BBQ chicken is done well. The dry Sysco stuff, not so much obviously.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Starts moving towards the fire exit at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)
and I am toast.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (rOERL)
Boobs. Alexandra Daddario to a T.
https://tinyurl.com/2sjcsjxk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 12:48 PM (NpAcC)
@IAPolls2022
🇺🇸 NATIONAL POLL: Harvard Harris (likely voters)
Pres. Trump
Approve: 46% (=)
Disapprove: 51% (-1)
——
Generic Ballot
🟥 GOP: 50% (+2)
🟦 DEM: 50% (-2)
I mean...it rings true to me. Trump having all the right-leaning support in the nation from likely voters? Close to the margin of error for his actual performance from 1.5 years ago?
And a 50/50 GCB?
Hopefully!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (R/457)
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I am so glad I don't read the news. These legal headlines are like Escher paintings.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (USUCU)
Funny, she doesn't have the typical Somali headshape OR dark skin. Somalians are racist against Somalians! Is there a Beauty Pageant equivalent of the NFL Combine score? Does the contestant's IQ surpass her combine measurements?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (+7tIQ)
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She's also spoken out against FGM. Her story is like Ayaan Ali's -- so gut-wrenchingly horrible that your brain almost can't believe that such barbary still exists in the world, let alone that it's routinely done to innocent 10-year-old girls.
Pure evil. Hell, Satan Himself doesn't have the stomach for that kind of torture.
Interestingly enough, the FGM procedure is usually performed by women. How any woman can do that to a girl is beyond my ability to comprehend. Again: pure evil.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (IifOV)
Papa Murphy's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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FedGov can, when it wishes to, operate at blinding speed and efficiency.
Just look at how quickly J6'rs were rounded up and jailed. Or the speed at which "organic" protests to ICE began to pop up. Particularly in CA early on. The operation to snatch Maduro took a couple hours to pull off.
It just depends on priorities and whose they are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
Do I get to wear a diaper?
Posted by: A freaky German at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (qivay)
Though amusingly later Muslim religious leaders loved pale skinned, light haired women, and they would raid the Caucus region to enslave them. Oh, and this is why we call fair skinned Europeans Caucasian because some later writer argued the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist at April 28, 2026 12:45 PM (IifOV)
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Pineapple on burgers (is "Islands" still around)?
We have a local sports-theme restaurant that opened a couple years ago that makes burgers topped with peanut butter and some kind of spiced jelly spread. It is quite tasty ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ian S.
When it's mostly meant as a joke, it's fine. When people are serious about it (or similar things, like ketchup on hot dogs is only for children), you're dealing with a busybody Karen that can't let people enjoy even the smallest things the way they want.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (+7tIQ)
Remember when take and bake pizzas were actually cheaper than the delivered pizza?
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist at April 28, 2026 12:46 PM (IifOV)
The take-and-bakes at my local farmer's market still are.
And are ridiculously good, for this area.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (iXqHn)
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52s
>>Breaking: Virginia Supreme Court upholds block on referendum certification
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That seems kinda big ....
like if they were wanting to dodge, "aw, too late, it's already certified, nothing we can do now ...."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)
Using Sharp Rocks and or Bottlecaps.
What a fucked up culture.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (rOERL)
These probably would have been better had they been served 6 mths ago. Better late than never. There is the distinct possibility that the Somalis are too arrogant or stupid to have destroyed the records.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)
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The Blade would bang a hot female djinn. Not sure about the transparent skin, but ... maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
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I am so glad I don't read the news. These legal headlines are like Escher paintings.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (USUCU)
As I put in the last thread, the state wanted to just go around the original hold on certification and approve the election, b/c they need to get primaries underway if they want the new borders. They didn't want to wait for the Supreme Court's decision.
The court just told them, no, we are supreme and you will sit and wait til we tell you what to do.
Kinda like the US courts that way...although here, it's actually the right call.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 12:52 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 12:52 PM (HcoTw)
Papa Murphy's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM
We have to wait for the coupons they've gotten so expensive.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (IifOV)
Sounds like someone is ready to play modern D&D. Well, except it would be a male djinn while some Beholder in the corner watches...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (+7tIQ)
BBQ Sauce is better on a hot dog (or a bratwurst), but YMMV.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
Eric
Every notice that the old women police the actions of younger women.
Even in Handmaids Tales the old wives hold down the fertile women to be raped.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 12:52 PM (HcoTw)
Reason not the need
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (USUCU)
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I am so glad I don't read the news. These legal headlines are like Escher paintings.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (USUCU)
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Translation: the good guys win. For now.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Sure. Got it at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)
They've gone up dramatically in the last few years - it isn't unusual to pay $20 for a single pizza now.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)
Pineapple on pizza is just a sign of the bourgeois cultural appropriation of native pineapplians.
Posted by: Ivy League Pizza elitist
Keep on oppressing the Pineapplians and the next thing you know -- hey! Presto! -- you're up again the juggernaut that is the Pineapplian - Penguin Alliance.
Don't say that you were not warned.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
Who the hell thought anybody wanted Horny Queer Beholders in D&D?
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (iXqHn)
And a 50/50 GCB?
Hopefully!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (R/457)
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LOL, I've not read it yet but headline was screaming earlier how Talricio is leading both Cornyn and Paxton.
Himalayan salt distributors would go out of business over the "grain" of salt needed to swallow that poll.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Bulg
Real hawaiian pizza has mayo as sauce, kalua pig, and cabbage.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (03Cyy)
It's like fraternity hazing. "Hey, they did it to me, now it's my turn to do it to someone else, with a vengeance"
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)
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They put the toppings on the bottom.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (xvhJH)
Though amusingly later Muslim religious leaders loved pale skinned, light haired women, and they would raid the Caucus region to enslave them. Oh, and this is why we call fair skinned Europeans Caucasian because some later writer argued the people of the Caucus were the best looking white people
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)
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Interesting. Wondered if that for some reason was the origin of the political term "caucus?"
[No, p[er etymonline.com:] "... or from the Caucus Club of Boston, a 1760s social and political club whose name possibly derived from Modern Greek kaukos 'drinking cup.'"
I'll take "Things I'll bet whig knew for $64 trillion, Alex ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (VdTX+)
Muslim Heaven: There are like, uh rivers of beer, and honey, and like freaky hot sluts you can bang. Like, uh 72 of them. Oh and your wife will have to watch you do it!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:47 PM (sKqQm)
Let's be honest, which is going to appeal more to red-blooded straight males? Eternal praise songs or eternal poontang?
Posted by: The choice is obvious at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
Eric
Every notice that the old women police the actions of younger women.
Even in Handmaids Tales the old wives hold down the fertile women to be raped.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (/+uur)
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Yea, and like how the "madams" of sex trafficking rings were once themselves trafficked. And domestic abusers were once themselves abused. I know it happens, but I can't process it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)
You own a Bentley, and there is a box of Clover Valley Mac n Cheese in your backseat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (wOO3z)
"I'm so glad!
I'm so glad!
I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm glad!"
Ilhan Omar: "I'm not."
:
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (c+0+P)
Posted by: Dantes at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (tpxOj)
Are the capitol buildings in St. Paul included? They are the ringleaders.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (d9i2R)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Ian S.
When it's mostly meant as a joke, it's fine. When people are serious about it (or similar things, like ketchup on hot dogs is only for children), you're dealing with a busybody Karen that can't let people enjoy even the smallest things the way they want.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (+7tIQ)
+1
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:55 PM (USUCU)
So, when I need money, I should ask you 1st
.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)
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They put the toppings on the bottom.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (xvhJH)
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* golf clap *
Anybody remember Godfather's Pizza (don't know if it's still around)? Loved it -- they would put cheese on top of the pepperoni (and other toppings).
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Alanis Somalisette MD, OB-GYN at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: XTC
See, that's a fair discussion point. Constructive alternatives and options. Not saying someone who likes ketchup is a child.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Vegemite at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Cif43)
My boss calls Ketchup "Hot Sauce" because that's as spicy as he dares try.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (IifOV)
Who the hell thought anybody wanted Horny Queer Beholders in D&D?
There is some D&D art I saw with a village having a multi-racial dance party (as in elves, tieflings, dwarves, etc) with a lot of GHEY GHEY GHEY and in the background a happy Beholder.
My first thought was, ok Globohomo owns D&D now, but then it did make me wonder, Beholders have mind control powers, are evil, and like screwing with people - maybe this actually is a transgressive take on Globohomo?
You just can't tell what is parody and what is serious with the left anymore.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)
Himalayan salt distributors would go out of business over the "grain" of salt needed to swallow that poll.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (tUP1A)
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Texas and Florida are almost the same amount of Republican, but you don't see the left trying to act like Vindmann has a chance as governor.
There's something about Texas that's been driving the left insane for a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (R/457)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2026 12:58 PM (q177U)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (zQoHA)
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I don't want to know what Somalis put on a pizza.
Meow
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Catsup has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:58 PM (XeU6L)
Don't hate ketchup. It has its place (have stir-fry recipes that use it). Which is NOT on a hot dog.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (NcvvS)
There's something about Texas that's been driving the left insane for a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (R/457)
It used to be reliably Democrat. And corrupt. They miss that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (tOcjL)
How much do you want
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (+7tIQ)
Part of it is also that you flavor senses change as you get older (taste buds decline as you get older.) Some people also develop an aversion to spicy because of digestion.
For myself, I still have a sweet tooth, but I always hated marshmallow flavor or molasses. The sweetness tastes off. And spicy wise, I have always seen 'so hot you can't taste anything' to be pointless anyway. Give me interesting, flavorful spicy, not ashen taste buds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)
I will declare a national holiday of day drinking of Omar is deported!!! A command!
I was highly alarmed yesterday to have missed all the World Wars! I missed the first two because I had not been born. The other nine I should have noticed at some point! Lol!
What a buffoon her bald head in full display. Ace! Look for the photo (perhaps photoshopped?) of her without the turban! I cracked up as it looked like random patches of shaved armpit hair superglued to her bald pate.
Maybe Walz will go with them, he might as well as there will be hell waiting in gen pop. Maybe he can take the half baked mylar wrapped California teacher with him.
Candace Owens seems to be MIA. As I don't have X I could have missed her latest blast. I did recently see a photo, unsure if fake, of her past. She had the nostrils front and center, lying back and thinking of Charlie Kirk (bleah). Something something about a lawsuit in the past of not paying rent and then sued for 20k or so. Claimed black mold in apt caused rash and mental confusion. Defense said she caused the black mold, and I am totally unsure how. The rash? was picked on zits that I could tell. Her nostrils made me lol.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: A Rat at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (EcHpA)
It used to be reliably Democrat. And corrupt. They miss that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (xcxpd)
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That's all true, but I don't think the 30-40 year old Democrat freaks who jack off to every poll in Texas over the past decade are reminiscing about the old days when LBJ ruled the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)
Donkey will protect the citizens of New Somalia....the New Mogadishu FIB Office is in on the gag.
Posted by: sven at April 28, 2026 01:01 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:54 PM (iXqHn)
Have you seen who runs WotC?
Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2026 01:01 PM (G4ajv)
Traumatized people are often first in line to commit the same trauma. See also: how gays "reproduce".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:01 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)
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You are a bad person for not enjoying the battle with spicy to impress your children because I'm so tough and shit!
(Seriously...I do love spicy food, even spicy for the sake of being spicy.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:01 PM (R/457)
In Muslim heaven women get to accompany their husbands, and watch the husbands bang the djinn girls.
I can't remember if they get to the drink the beer and honey but I would assume that's their reward.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM
Ann Richards would be considered a far right winger to the current leftist Texan.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: 18-1
My favorite spells are Bigby's Handjob and Bigby's Reacharound.
Posted by: 10th Level Illusionist Pete Buttigieg at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM
Ann Richards would be considered a far right winger to the current leftist Texan.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (IifOV)
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She thought that men were men and women were women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (R/457)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Sure. Got it at April 28, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)
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ChatKamalaGPT?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (VdTX+)
We could send in carpenters to grab all the good marble and granite, and gold plumbing fixtures first.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (2GVsD)
Native Texan hispanic people vote right.
The immigrants still vote left, but based on the left's understanding of race and politics it doesn't make sense that the native hispanics aren't leftists.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (tOcjL)
How much do you want
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:59 PM (USUCU)
As I have learned fundraising (just last night at a talent show refreshed my skills), you never make an ask...you ask the other party how much they want to give. Let's them feel in control and fully happy about their decision...they give more!
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)
There are fine people on both sides of your pizza debate.
I like anchovies, so I stand aside of your struggle. Alone.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Operator Error
......
I like their Spam and poi version.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (2GVsD)
We've all got problems, anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 28, 2026 01:00 PM (EcHpA)
The most important thing you must remember about Islam is that Muhammad willingly took it up the butt from the al-Zutt.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (iXqHn)
Native Texan hispanic people vote right.
The immigrants still vote left, but based on the left's understanding of race and politics it doesn't make sense that the native hispanics aren't leftists.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
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I suppose there's a "Cubans aren't real hispanics" thing going on in why they don't think FL is just around the corner even though Obama actually won the state this century while Texas hasn't gone Democrat since, what, the 80s?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (R/457)
Wow. She must be spectacular-looking - or a ginger who stole your soul.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (IifOV)
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This used to be me. Wifey started making some Chicken Mole a couple decades ago, and that's tasty and about as spicy as I can handle.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (VdTX+)
That's it. No negotiation.
You fags that throw other crap on there are retarded.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (Y1sOo)
This sounds like the worst D&D session from Mann shorts (which if you like old school D&D humor you should look up their videos on youtube)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (GD2xa)
I like my redheads to be specific. The more specific the better.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (2GVsD)
The Indians won. Back in the 90's.
Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (G4ajv)
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I just hope we find something in this telling about why Hortman was killed.
Mainly so I can stop seeing Dems throw this up as "right-wing violence" because the guy was "a registered Republican". (You know? Like Comey!)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)
Mayo on burgers is actually great, as long as it's good mayo (Hellmans/Dukes).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 12:50 PM (jehhT)
J6 was planned and practiced months ahead of time
The "organic" ICE protests were made out of playbooks and pre-prepared riots that most likely were planned for the following summer for political reasons.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:07 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)
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AOC thinks that one will be WW Aye Yai Yai.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:07 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
_______________________________
Just the opposite on this type fraud. They have to PRODUCE documentation of necessity, and show where the money went. They can shred, pulp and burn any evidence they want to, but if they can't show where the money went....tough noogies. Plus, they used two practices to take the money outside the US. One was international flights where suitcases of cash were flown out three times a week. The other was a Somali owned money transfer branch (there are three main branches in downtown Minneapolis). That company is required to keep records of transfer or they lose operations in the US.
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske)upswing.
Yeah, you cant say oops all our banking records dissolved when the toilets overflowed. If you dont have any, that evidence of fraud. The government knows how much money they gave them...now they gotta show where it went. These entities myst file tax returns... maybe not its somalitown, jake.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:07 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (VdTX+)
I still say "Do it" like the guy in the commercials. Get funny looks sometimes.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at April 28, 2026 01:08 PM (qivay)
Mainly so I can stop seeing Dems throw this up as "right-wing violence" because the guy was "a registered Republican". (You know? Like Comey!)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)
He worked for Tim Walz, and did it because Hortmann was going to run for Walz's position (is the best anyone can currently figure).
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (2GVsD)
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In loyalty to Ace and Morons I refer to the collection as World War Eleventy, as that is more exciting!!!11!
Similar to Cucker referring to the Book of John as the "New Testament Book of John," as if there was another not to be confused with the OT or Koran. His book of John is probably the Sear's Catalog in an outhouse somewhere in his fortified compound.
We are witnessing the Rampant Breakdowns of Retards instead of the Running of the Bulls in Spain. Same month, I think, as I saw a man gored by a bull the other day in a photo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:09 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)
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The longer a Latino family has been the US, the more likely they are to check "White" on a document.
A number of them are just as proud of their Spanish heritage, as their Mexican.
This is why the Dems haven't come into their Millennial Kingdom they prophesied ~ 2010-ish.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)
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"You're not allowed to take his word for his motives. Take mine. It was about abortion."
-expert
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:09 PM (R/457)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 12:57 PM (VdTX+)
There was more than one Godfather's Pizza. The more well-known one sued the other, which had to change its name to "Poppi Al's".
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)
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That seems kinda big ....
like if they were wanting to dodge, "aw, too late, it's already certified, nothing we can do now ...."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (tUP1A)
That's not the final ruling.
Democrats said "Hey, let us keep these maps while we're appealing the lower court striking down the new maps."
Virginia Supremes said: "No. You can't use the maps at all until this whole thing is decided, but we've not yet ruled on the merits."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (iNUL3)
Hortmann was the only Democrat to cross party lines and vote against further fraud enablement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Ian S.
How about Thousand Island Dressing?
Posted by: Big Mac at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:08 PM (iXqHn)
As I remember it...he/wife were going to vote against the Dims and were killed? I did not make this up altho I do dream weird stuff.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: 10th Level Illusionist Pete Buttigieg at April 28, 2026 01:02 PM (+7tIQ)
Tensor's Floating Dick.
Posted by: C. "Spartacus" Booker at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Ian S.
>Clearly this individual has an IQ of about 80. Nice job, MN.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 12:56 PM (zQoHA)
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Everyone is a totalitarian about something.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 28, 2026 01:12 PM (0bjKf)
We can hope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
This sounds like the worst D&D session from Mann shorts (which if you like old school D&D humor you should look up their videos on youtube)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm
Bigbys surprise prostate exam.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:12 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2026 01:12 PM (nGraA)
They will be fighting for scarce jobs with the former USAID SWAT team. NYT will be doing a sob story on their plight.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (GUOwU)
Hortmann was the only Democrat to cross party lines and vote against further fraud enablement.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
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I know this. But they still hold onto this fig leaf that "registered Republican" is the tell.
However, as far as I've seen, some Dems live in a hole in the ground and are still citing "Charlottesville!!"
Right, because chanting tiki-torch marches are a staple of the right!
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)
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Huh, didn't know that -- thanks.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:03 PM (2GVsD)
Everyone was sad when Circle K won.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (rbvCR)
Now, both she and Walz are pro-abortion. And unlike her, as Governor Walz gets to appoint pro-abortion judges.
The whole thing make zero sense unless he is telling the truth and Walz told, or at least insinuated, he do it.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM
68 is the average Somali IQ. Given she's from the ruling class (her parents created the civil war they claimed to need asylum from) I'll even spot her 5 points on top of that.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (H943L)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
Wife was a Hellmanns person. Now that I do the shopping, I saw Duke's on the shelf and bought a jar. The difference is amazing. I'm Dukes for life.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 01:16 PM (XeU6L)
We can hope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 01:12 PM (2GVsD)
The court seems... unconvinced by the Democrats thus far.
The Dems entire argument hinges on 'Election Day' meaning 'Election Day.'
Virginia must - constitutionally - hold an election between two redistricting votes. They're arguing that even though early voting had been going on for more than a month before they put out the new map, technically Election Day hadn't occurred, and wouldn't occur until the votes were counted.
Multiple justices asked versions of "You've been arguing for Election Month for decades, but now you want there to be Election Day in this one and only case?"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (iNUL3)
They will be fighting for scarce jobs with the former USAID SWAT team. NYT will be doing a sob story on their plight.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 01:13 PM (GUOwU)
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Did the IRS ever get its own SWAT Team?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (H943L)
"I cast testicular tension!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
>The Blue Balls of Fire spell gripped everyone within a line of sight.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Fbc0I)
Was in Anchorage, AK, on a gig and heard a radio ad for 'Chicago-style Pizza' - they hired a voice actress who was obviously NYC.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (NcvvS)
One of my favorite toppings on pizza since I first tried it. (Anchovies was not as successful.)
And I don't really care who thinks banana peppers don't belong on pizza.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)
There's one here that's take-out only.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 28, 2026 01:18 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)
Wife was a Hellmanns person. Now that I do the shopping, I saw Duke's on the shelf and bought a jar. The difference is amazing. I'm Dukes for life.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (Y1sOo)
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This is the only way.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)
"I'm so glad!
I'm so glad!
I'm glad, I'm glad. I'm glad!"
This song should be our anthem.
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy Dept. at April 28, 2026 01:18 PM (E6xSb)
What a putz -
Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
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1h
If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.
Posted by: beckster at April 28, 2026 01:19 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (Y1sOo)
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This is the only way.
Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2026 01:18 PM (oqH4h)
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Soybean oil or soybean oil.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 01:19 PM (jBzY/)
There's one near me. I'm in Ohio. Had one a couple years ago. Still good.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2026 01:20 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 01:20 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)
Then you choose whichever soybean oil says "Yee-Haw, I'm from the South, die you yankees die!".
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 01:20 PM (iXqHn)
I don't like it so I have no hotdog in this fight.
Don't make tuna salad with it either. So there! Slaps Candace! I want to know where she's fled.
Soon there will be a nood and this will be willowed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 28, 2026 01:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (H943L)
Someone should do a mash up of 11 telling that reporter that she's was stupid juxtaposed with world war eleven tape all done to that I've got the power song.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (jgiQ8)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 01:14 PM (H943L)
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Figured as much. Seems like all of the fast food and pizza restaurants have declined over time. Or I'm just gettin' old and get off my lawn!
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 01:04 PM (R/457)
1976.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: beckster
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Bwahahaha.
Gee, Tim, kinda took you a long time to get around to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yoda voice at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (zQoHA)
anchovies + pineapple is the best
Posted by: anachronda, stirring things up at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (oY6Yp)
Was in Anchorage, AK, on a gig and heard a radio ad for 'Chicago-style Pizza' - they hired a voice actress who was obviously NYC.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:17 PM (NcvvS)
Go to Moose’s Tooth in Anchorage.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 01:20 PM (zQoHA)
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It's lighter and fluffier. Doesn't leave that oily sheen like Hellemans or Kraft.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (zQoHA)
Don't ask me.
Posted by: Big Mike at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Yoda voice at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)
We use avocado oil mayonnaise... Different taste than soybean oil mayo.. More tart
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 01:22 PM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (PSEDc)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (NcvvS)
Mayo on burgers is actually great, as long as it's good mayo (Hellmans/Dukes).
Posted by: Ian S.
How about Thousand Island Dressing?
Posted by: Big Mac
Frisch's tartar sauce
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: beckster
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Bwahahaha.
Gee, Tim, kinda took you a long time to get around to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)
He knew it was coming and couldn't be stopped.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, in action.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2026 01:24 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)
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I've tried them a couple of times. I used to think I was game for anything. I just can't turn the corner with anchovies--although I love Worcestershire Sauce. "Wooster Sauce"?
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)
It was two weeks, more than twenty years ago. Even to see tcn or Rodrigo Borgia, not happening. Three thousand miles away.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Tim Walz at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:27 PM (USUCU)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (Fbc0I)
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It probably is for a lot of people.
But for me, it's more like, I could just sprinkler Kosher salt on the pizza.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:51 PM (+7tIQ)
Ketchup on hot dogs is a crime against humanity. Period.
Posted by: Mike Royko at April 28, 2026 01:28 PM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 01:23 PM (E6xSb)
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Not to mention White Supreme.
Posted by: Axeman at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)
It was two weeks, more than twenty years ago. Even to see tcn or Rodrigo Borgia, not happening. Three thousand miles away.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:26 PM (NcvvS)
If I go back to Anchorage that is my first stop.
Especially now that the Snowgoose is gone.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (E6xSb)
Wife & sister's husband love them. *sigh* And (werstasher) sauce is wonderful as an ingredient in hamburgers.
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at April 28, 2026 01:29 PM (6myqP)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at April 28, 2026 01:30 PM (6myqP)
Miss you, Mike! Grew up reading you - bet you feel old now!
(If you have Chicago connections, and don't have his books, and you are HERE, what's wrong with you?)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 01:32 PM (NcvvS)
The Morning Rant: NATO...An Idea Whose Time Is Past
[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (ew/Be)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2026 11:01 AM (Kc7nv)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 11:01 AM (ew/Be)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:02 AM (iFTx/)
Is all fake and gay
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (Kc7nv)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (1o8D5)
MUNKEY
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (X4KFY)
They don't share our values
And they don't have military resources worth mentioning.
End NATO
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:04 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 11:04 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Pocahontas Warren at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:02 AM (iFTx/)
That's why the Netherlands exists.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SEATO at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (LHPAg)
The Royal Navy is ceding some of its build slots for Type 26 frigates to Norway. It is looking like Slot #3 which should have been HMS Belfast will instead go to Norway. The UK and its Royal Navy is no longer a serious military force.
Canada has ordered 15 Type 26s as the River class destroyer. Australia is also buying the Type 26.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's Smarter Sister, Hadley, MA at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (qUkBO)
It was clear that Russian intended to attack Ukraine long before it happened. There simply wasn't the political will to do anything about it. Likewise, if China went after Taiwan, we'd know about it long in advance - long enough to move assets to counter it.
In the age of satellites, drones, and loyal wingmen, political will is a lot more important than assets on the ground.
Nonetheless, I'd like to move our current NATO assets to the front line states - they at least are taking the Russian threat seriously.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (Riz8t)
The rest of NATO is still navel gazing. And coddling Islamists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (jehhT)
Back in the day.
Posted by: Britain at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:07 AM (iFTx/)
We can get rid of them in the countries that don't support us. And should.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 11:07 AM (tOcjL)
They don't share our values
And they don't have military resources worth mentioning.
End NATO
The timing here could be interesting. I think some of the Euros are starting to understand that they can't rely on us anymore to do all the heavy lifting, and are starting to talk about beefing up their militaries. Germany claims it's going to be the strongest Euro military in...10 years. Poland says "hold my beer".
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Gqar8)
You teach at Mt. Holyoke, don't you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 11:09 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2026 11:09 AM (g8Ew8)
Russia is bogged down in Ukraine (a non-NATO member) and clearly can't project much further than that, even if they wanted to.
Europe has thrown open wide the doors to mass migration of Islamic conquerors. They are not interested at all in defending themselves against the destruction of their own culture.
So why are we in NATO at all?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (gnNyN)
We used to have quite the navy.
Back in the day.
Posted by: Britain at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)
If you spent more time and money on the important parts of naval power rather than on rum, sodomy and the lash, you might actually have a navy that could go up against a naval powerhouse like Switzerland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
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Don't bring a warship to a red pocket knife fight.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)
The rest of NATO is still navel gazing. And coddling Islamists.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (jehhT)
You mean gently cooking Islamists in near boiling water?
Well...Well, I guess....That's just fine.
There may still be some life in the You'reAPeein's yet!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 11:12 AM (iJfKG)
I mean, are we really going to maintain a mutual defense treaty with Islamists that want us dead?
Seems.... questionable.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:12 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: And A Royal Fambly at April 28, 2026 11:13 AM (oftw2)
Since the Trump administration essentially (finally, in most ways) ended the latter last year -- dismantling foreign aid programs, incorporating USAID into the State Department (and eventually killing it), opposing international development goals, emphasizing bilateral reciprocity over multilateral cooperation, considering withdrawing from global institutions like the World Bank & IMF, et. al. -- it follows that we should essentially end the former this year.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 11:13 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 11:13 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:14 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"
For the most part, weren't really all that interested in fighting off communism, not enough to pay their share and tell their hard left to shut up and sit down. I'm no sure it was worth the effort now that they are willingly succumbing to Islam
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 11:14 AM (GUOwU)
1) Shutting down nuclear was a huge mistake.
2) Importing millions of unassimilable 7th C. barbarians was a huge mistake.
I think they are starting to wake up, but not quickly enough.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
Norway sued NHI over the high operating costs and lack of capability stemming from the purchase with support contract of 14 NH90 helicopters. NHI has taken back the thirteen that were delivered and repaying some of the money. Norway has ordered Blackhawk variant to replace the NH90.
Belgium has retired four of its eight NH90s. After two crashes, one fatal, and other issues; Australia has retired and scrapped its entire NH90 fleet. Australia's MoD said they tried to sell them but no one wanted to buy them.
Germany has found the loading ramp of the NH90 to be weak and the floor in the troop compartment can be damaged by combat boots.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:14 AM (2GVsD)
Russia is bogged down in Ukraine (a non-NATO member) and clearly can't project much further than that, even if they wanted to.
Europe has thrown open wide the doors to mass migration of Islamic conquerors. They are not interested at all in defending themselves against the destruction of their own culture.
So why are we in NATO at all?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (gnNyN)
Yeah, they shot themselves in the head with uncontrollable muslim invasion.
Buuuuut, they voted for it, so...okay.
Still, that means pretty much house to house fighting if we ever needed to invade to save them.
I just don't see it.
Change our bases to places that want us and will honor their agreements.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iJfKG)
-Ronald Reagan
That last glib comment is funny, but bureaucracies actually aren't immortal, because of that first statement of "voluntarily reduc(ing) itself".
As parasites, bureaucracies always weaken their host until the host is defeated by outside forces. It's why economists found that defeated countries (in this case, Germany and Japan) grow at ASTOUNDING rates, because the vested interest groups and entrenched bureaucracies had been ground into dust.
I'm not saying losing a war is good for a country, because there has never been a victor as magnanimous as the US, but destroying bureaucracies ought to be the aim of every patriot.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:17 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 11:17 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 28, 2026 11:18 AM (wGerL)
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Don't bring a warship to a red pocket knife fight.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)
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But they can now equip those red pocket knives with mini-crossbows!
Those Swiss ... always fighting the last millennium's war.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 11:18 AM (VdTX+)
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not the top shelf stuff
maybe some extra MREs, jeep tires, ballpoint pens, etc
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ZxPkt)
1) Shutting down nuclear was a huge mistake.
2) Importing millions of unassimilable 7th C. barbarians was a huge mistake.
I think they are starting to wake up, but not quickly enough.
IMHO, the lefty Euro governments are all now trying to slowly walk back the lunacy, because they realize it's electoral poison. They can't just come out and say "Boy, that was REALLY stupid of us", because they'd never get elected again. I doubt it will make any difference. The consequences of their numerous follies are too obvious and harmful to the nations they led.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)
You teach at Mt. Holyoke, don't you?
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Adjunck.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's Smarter Sister, Hadley, MA at April 28, 2026 11:19 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
I'm done with Europe. No more of our going over there to save them from themselves.
If the Germans had been victorious in WWI, that continent would be in a much better place, eventually, than it is now. Only our intervention guaranteed their defeat. Thanks, again. Woody Effing Wilson.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)
Another question is the extent to which a surprise mass attack is even possible any more.
In the age of satellites, drones, and loyal wingmen, political will is a lot more important than assets on the ground.
Posted by: Archimedes
With as much satellite data and SigInt that we have, barring an EMP or solar flare that knocks up back to 1900, I honestly don't think anyone can successfully pull off a surprise attack.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (ew/Be)
As bad as the Western Eurotrash cockfags are, the worst of them is the Frogs. DeGaulle took one look at a map and realized that Frogpatch didn't need to join the military branch of NATO to enjoy the defense advantages. But since NATO was stupid enough to form the political branch in such a way that a nation could join that part of the organization separately, the Frogs took advantage of it. So they got to have a rather substantial role in setting the direction of NATO policy, without having to commit their military to NATO command.
Left them the resources to attempt a post-war reconstruction of the French colonial empire. But, being Frogs, they fucked it up and lost the two big jewels in the empire within 15 years: Indochina and Algeria. Not that either place is much of a jewel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (X4KFY)
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Still terrified of the limp dick
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (VdTX+)
>>Why do the Euros still want NATO? I would think they would be fine with us turning our backs on them.
Do you understand how much money the US taxpayers shuffle off to the various pig troughs around the globe that these f***weasels dip their dirty little pig snouts in?
You end NATO you end US taxpayer money.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
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I think Germany's Chancellor Merz attitude is: Screw the Americans.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)
I think the problem is the scale of the lies they've been bathing in is so extensive.
I was in Europe a few years ago riding their subway. They had a TV screen playing "news". One of the news programs was about how China would so be using 100% renewables and the US and even Europe were way, way behind.
And it was all lies and bullshit. But in Europe this is the kind of crap sold to them regularly by both the left and the "right".
Hell the current Fuhrer in Germany is "right leaning"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)
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Don't bring a warship to a red pocket knife fight.
the swiss army pocket knife i got from some actual swiss folks is white. it does have the plus-in-a-shield victorinox logo on it.
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (oY6Yp)
Marc E. Elias
@marceelias
Trump has called me an "election stealing lawyer," a "radical" and a "bad person." He has posted that I am "scared" and "should be." His FBI director said I am "the enemy of the Republican Party."
I won't stop speaking out against the threat Trump poses to democracy. Period.
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Marc Elias, in his own words:
"Donald Trump is plotting to overthrow American democracy."
"Echoing Hitler's rise to power."
"It is possible that our constitutional system simply cannot handle a threat like Trump."
"Existential threat to democracy."
"He is not a normal candidate. There are no both sides. There can be no false equivalencies."
"Trump will do anything to win and the Republican Party will aid and abet him at every turn."
"We can expect he will insist his supporters be more aggressive, more ruthless and more violent."
"What we must do is nothing less than protect democracy from Donald Trump."
"Anyone who thinks that a re-elected President Trump would not insist on controlling ballot counting and certification has simply not been paying attention."
"I have watched the Republican Party morph into a crime family that boasts about rigging electio
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:14 AM (snZF9)
United Planets of America
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 11:22 AM (p/Ri7)
Instead, we've let these leeches continue using our military might as a security blanket.
It's time they* pony up for their own defense.
(*Meaning the leeches. Some of Europe actually is pulling it's own weight. I'd be willing to explore separate commitments to the former soviet block countries who ARE serious about their own defense, but Western Europe needs to be kicked to the curb.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (N1tpc)
It seems the Chinese export versions of their fighters and ADRs might not be quite up to snuff, by which I mean are next to useless against our top of the line. Perhaps we could sell the Euros downgraded versions and let them and China have a loser's war.
HQ-9B And J-35 Quality Is So Poor No One Buys Them, So China Fakes Orders To Self-Entertain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubHdetqOY9M
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)
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Elected. That's cute.
Posted by: Dominion Systems at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (2Ez/1)
The DOJ said that David Morens, 78, has been charged with conspiracy against the U.S., which includes destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in federal investigations, concealment, removal or mutilation of records as well as aiding and abetting. From 2006 to 2022, Morens served as a senior advisor to former NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (7W1xd)
Yes and no. Outside of say Poland the Euro-military is a joke.
But the only real threat they face is Muslim/African invasion and they could easily stop that if they wanted to.
And since their population and GDP dwarf Russia, they could easily put together a military that can defeat Russia...again if they wanted to
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:23 AM (2GVsD)
This, on the other hand, is timely.
>>@seanmdav
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1h
>>BREAKING: A top adviser to Anthony Fauci has been indicted for his role in covering up the origins of the COVID-19 epidemic by hiding and destroying key records, the New York Post reports.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)
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I'll check the couch cushions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:24 AM (ndZc7)
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The Europeans can turn them into housing for the all the military aged men they are importing from the 3rd world.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 11:24 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:25 AM (Gqar8)
DIVERSITY!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 11:25 AM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's Smarter Sister, Hadley, MA at April 28, 2026 11:05 AM (qUkBO)
Again, the Northeastern liberal is an extremely highly educated individual who is an utter fool.
They know how to speak and write well. It's their beliefs that are stupid, not their ability to express themselves. This kind of spoof just falls flat.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:25 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
Mexico sucking off 2 or 3 more.
Pretty soon this bitch want even have milk for her own pups.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 11:26 AM (/+uur)
*twitches nervously*
Posted by: hawaiian judge at April 28, 2026 11:26 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 11:26 AM (lXoJ5)
More tofu engineering.
Spirit installed defective titanium parts in some 737s, 787s, and Airbus 320s. Italian subcontractor noticed the titanium they were receiving from Turkey didn't look right. The titanium material was traced back to a dealer in the PRC.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:27 AM (2GVsD)
I was reading a lefty forum where they had the idea that they could house all the immigrants in the historical palaces and mansions throughout Europe.
And I'll be honest, seeing Muslims living in Versailles or something similar would present the perfect image of what is happening now...
There was one person who asked, "Hey why can't we house our current working class (me) there instead of the crappy flats we have now?!?" but he got downvoted...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:27 AM (sKqQm)
All this is to say that our church has stated very clearly that as long as you are able, we *will* be using your talents. Maybe NATO should consider that concept.
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking an "off" year from the Aesthetics Committee at April 28, 2026 11:27 AM (Wt5PA)
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1h
>>BREAKING: A top adviser to Anthony Fauci has been indicted for his role in covering up the origins of the COVID-19 epidemic by hiding and destroying key records, the New York Post reports.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)
I will not be satisfied until Fauci and Birx are hanging from lampposts in the town square.
I want them to build the gallows pole assembly line reminiscent of the movie 'Hang 'em High.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 11:27 AM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:27 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)
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Probably can leave NATO on his own, but he can hollow out the US contribution to it. Sort of like what Europe has been doing for the last 45 years.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (G0vdT)
Add new paint and tile.
Flip it to white Europeans that will need a new home in 10 to 12 years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (jehhT)
Breaking alliances with friendly nations is always hard. It's why England and Portugal used to have such longstanding relations even when those two were wrestling over India and east Africa. Nobody on either side really wanted to say "fuck this" as long as Spain and France were out there
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (gKWVE)
More tofu engineering.
I wonder if the Chinese official who coined the term "tofu dregs" has been shot yet. He distilled the crappiness of most Chinese products in just two memorable words.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: anachronda
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Does it have a corkscrew? Asking for a WH correspondent friend.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:29 AM (XeU6L)
I wouldn't hold your breath. Fauci got a Biden pardon. But a lot of his conspirators did not.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:29 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 11:21 AM (oY6Yp)
Mrs B had a few business trips to Switzerland. She always brought me back different swiss army knives. They come in a bunch of different colors over there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:29 AM (snZF9)
Mexico sucking off 2 or 3 more.
Pretty soon this bitch want even have milk for her own pups.
++++
We'll need at least one teat.
Posted by: Canadia at April 28, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)
not the top shelf stuff
maybe some extra MREs, jeep tires, ballpoint pens, etc
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:18 AM (ZxPkt)
Skilcraft retractable US Government ballpoint pens FTW!!!!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (FMtrg)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (gKWVE)
I wouldn't hold your breath. Fauci got a Biden pardon. But a lot of his conspirators did not.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:29 AM (viF8m)
I would hope that were those pardons challenged, they wouldn't stand up. You can't pardon someone for 'crimes maybe committed' and it just magically absolve everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (p/Ri7)
They have to catch rides on American C-17s & C-130s.
They have no logistics beyond their own borders.
Any NATO armed forces outside of the U.S., are only good for local operations without our planes moving troops & materiel around.
So Europe is only good to defend Europe, and Canada is only good to defend Canada. And they can't even effectively do that right now outside of possibly France and Poland.
I don't see then gaining the will to improve that situation in the near future, either, due to so many of these nations deliberately gimping their own armed forces and their own industrial and energy sectors.
That isn't even mentioning the Great Barbarian Invasion western Europe has facilitated against itself.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)
Yeah, I've told my children there were no "good guys" in WWI.
It was a lot of stupid governments sending millions to die for stupid reasons.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:31 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at April 28, 2026 11:30 AM (FMtrg)
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What happened: An energy crunch along with violent Muslim immigrants.
Posted by: WisRich at April 28, 2026 11:31 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
They don't share our values
Posted by: 18-1
Speak for yourself! I think they're dreamy...
Posted by: Empathetically Suicidal American AWFL dreaming of socialism at April 28, 2026 11:32 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2026 11:33 AM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 11:33 AM (mJreO)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Eh, maybe King Albert of Belgium, who was dragged into it by the German invasion of his country.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: The U.S. Navy at April 28, 2026 11:34 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: WisRich
That could be an opportunity to double down, deport, and protect the public. Or to capitulate. Guess what she chose.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 11:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 11:33 AM (mJreO)
I find your terms acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 11:35 AM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 28, 2026 11:35 AM (w/O5Q)
As we've seen that would basically be money pissed away. But that's better then what Europe and especially Germany spent their time doing in our actual history since WWI.
One could imagine then that the world ends up not with a competition between freedom and communism, but freedom and old style European aristocracy which I think is a better and clearer debate to have.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)
Yeah, I've told my children there were no "good guys" in WWI.
It was a lot of stupid governments sending millions to die for stupid reasons.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:31 AM (N1tpc)
Lots of people just don’t get this. The Democrats have always been an unmitigated disaster. Everything they touch, they ruin. If only we could outlaw that Party.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:35 AM (Gqar8)
Skilcraft retractable US Government ballpoint pens FTW!!!!
You are a cruel, cruel man.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Just trying to live by the VDH Doctrine. *snerk*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:35 AM (X4KFY)
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I have a mechanical pencil marked 'U.S. Government Property'. Uh, oh...I may be tipping off the Feds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 28, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)
Japan certainly can, and they're spending a lot of money on enhancing their capabilities. India is also trying, but...India.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:37 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2026 11:37 AM (jgiQ8)
1) Shutting down nuclear was a huge mistake.
2) Importing millions of unassimilable 7th C. barbarians was a huge mistake.
I think they are starting to wake up, but not quickly enough.
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It reminds me more of Bob Iger at Disney, for the past 5 years at investors calls, he kept saying that they will focus on quality and less on quantity. That never was the intent, it was a way to keep worried folks at bay for all those years while Disney poured out sludge. The sellouts in charge of Europe have no plan in stopping the elimination of their own people.
Posted by: Cray Cray at April 28, 2026 11:37 AM (cZMme)
The first head of NATO, Lord Ismay ,said "the purpose of NATO is to keep the Americans in, the Russians out and the Germans down". The Russians are slaughtering themselves and the Ukrainians and outside of nukes aren't a danger to Europe. The Germans appear to be committing national suicide and most of Western Europe doesn't want us there. So what is the point of NATO?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 11:38 AM (gu0hJ)
Italy is full of garlic eating layabouts who no work, drink heavily, smell bad whose only goal in life is joining the mafia.
They are the Haiti of Europe.
Posted by: Greece at April 28, 2026 11:38 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 11:13 AM (2ap+5)
This guy get's it ...
Posted by: Randy Lehner at April 28, 2026 11:38 AM (3sXRv)
Poland and the Baltics all have access to the Baltic. The old Euros might not like it, but I'd like to see them try to do something about it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)
Raids in Minnesota targeting 22 businesses for fraud.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Uh oh. World War 12?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:39 AM (ndZc7)
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1
On #1, we have Venezuela, Greenland and soon Cuba
On #2, Trump has multiple goals with Iran including cutting off oil to China
On #3, see Europe's open hostility to American interests. Europe has similar interests, but they fear their imported Muslims. Trump is building the case for our exiting NATO
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 28, 2026 11:39 AM (dtajH)
Unrestricted submarine warfare killing neutral Americans. Then came the Z telegram, now that was such a stoke of brilliance that only someone like Gaylord or Hillary could think of.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:39 AM (2GVsD)
Add new paint and tile.
Flip it to white Europeans that will need a new home in 10 to 12 years.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 11:28 AM (/+uur)
That would be a nice thing to do, but the Europeans complain about 80F being a heat wave.
They'd not survive in Mexico.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:39 AM (N1tpc)
it is likely Congress would have to legislate our departure from NATO
I imagine all manner of war profiteers and their pet Senators would be opposed
the trough must not run dry!
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (2GVsD)
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[ponders Berserker's term 'Yang Poon', ?]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:31 AM (XeU6L)
All chinese junk parts are yang poon. Thats chinese for "from package to garbage can".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (snZF9)
Lol, just ordered a box of Skilcraft Liquid Impressions Ultra Fine Point pens. Could be the best writing pens I've used in a while.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (w9Wax)
I saw that thread. I'd been hoping it was a joke but this is reddit we're talking about.
There was one person who asked, "Hey why can't we house our current working class (me) there instead of the crappy flats we have now?!?" but he got downvoted...
Not surprising. The dude asking that was probably white, straight and male which is the unholy trinity of Badthink.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma
There were munitions aboard the Lusitania. Woody wanted to get us into that war.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:41 AM (77rzZ)
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Tom Clancey's novel, 'The Bear and the Dragon' is a fascinating read.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:41 AM (XeU6L)
Japan certainly can, and they're spending a lot of money on enhancing their capabilities.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)
They just did that naval troll of China by sending one of their ships through the Taiwan Strait, which has the Chinee screaming bloody murder. Ironic, considering that China has been sending their ships into Japanese waters for decades.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:41 AM (X4KFY)
What will we do with all the excess blue paint? And worthless bureaucrats. Whose going to pay for those European vacations?
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2026 11:41 AM (FhXTo)
When Russia first went in to Ukraine, I was assured by many here that it would be a walkover; a matter of days or weeks. Then, when it wasn't, I was told the Russians historically started slow, but eventually became unstoppable. When THAT didn't happen, it was going to become a war of attrition, and Russia would eventually win.
Pardon me if I question your ability to assess Russia's capabilities now.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:42 AM (2GVsD)
All those troops.
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)
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1st clause- no
2nd clause- yes
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: rickb223
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FIFY.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
All those troops.
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
It really was all of them that we could muster!
Posted by: NATO Poofters at April 28, 2026 11:44 AM (w9Wax)
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Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 11:44 AM (tOcjL)
Russia Could Attack a NATO Country Within Months, Polish Prime Minister Warns. “This is something really serious. I’m talking about short-term perspectives, rather months than years,” he said.
apparently the follwing has to be repeated over and over again: The west is not afraid of Russia winning a war against us. We are afraid of them *trying*!
This is like "IRAN IS ABOUT TO MAKE A NUCLEAR WEAPON" threat that Nethanyahu's been saying for the last 20 years at least once every 6 months
Ukraine been dominating them for weeks and just got huge money boost. Second: the russian army been in worse condition week by week recently, so wtf could they even do?
Randomly invite whole NATO into war to totally get anhiliated?
This means eu and nato can justify new laws and regulations. Did muricans visited Polska lately or something? Sounds like there's a massive spending waiting. So just in case if peeps ain't happy with how prices are going up and up and probably will get way worse soon - be afraid! ruzkis could come!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (+7tIQ)
Lol, just ordered a box of Skilcraft Liquid Impressions Ultra Fine Point pens. Could be the best writing pens I've used in a while.
In the government building where I worked, we had paper towel dispensers in the bathrooms. They were made by the blind. It was physically impossible to extract a towel intact. It was at that point that I began to suspect the government of incompetence.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg
And 50 Hz power!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Archimedes
If we stay good with the Danes and the other Scandis, that's cool. But, ah, I see some other nations along the path to get to that point...
Not saying it isn't worth doing, just want to make sure our plans are properly thought out.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Anna Puma
There were munitions aboard the Lusitania. Woody wanted to get us into that war.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:41 AM (77rzZ)
Bound and determined, he was. He did not one thing right in his Admin. A calamity.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (Gqar8)
As with most attributions, I have no idea if it is real or not, but if true...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2026 11:45 AM (zafwz)
Raids in Minnesota targeting 22 businesses for fraud.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Uh oh. World War 12?
world war //e
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (viF8m)
They do love their hyperbole. And if Tehran detonated a nuke in Jerusalem, they would say "It would be islamaphobic for us to react to that. After all, it's not our country that was hit!"
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (lXoJ5)
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)
I told my wife about that.
We laughed and laughed.
OOOOO, they sent 12 soldiers! We're in trouble now!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (N1tpc)
I almost feel sorry for the Chinese on that one. The Japs really were bestial in WWII.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg
November 1916: Wilson wins reelection with the slogan, "He Kept Us Out of the War."
April 1917: War!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: NR Pax
Assuming they could stop cheering long enough.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (OUMaO)
Remember when NATO sent all those troops to "guard Greenland" from Trump's threats to annex it?
All those troops.
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)
That's all the seats on commercial air that they could purchase. They certainly couldn't fly them on their own military airlift, because it basically doesn't exist. Some of those nations have more VIP transports in their Air Force than they do cargo planes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (X4KFY)
Ok let's break this down. The war in Ukraine is not over. Why would the Russians open another front NOW even if they did want to conquer other neighbors?
Oh, this is from Donald Tusk who stole his election in Poland just like Biden stole one here and is basically the same face of the technocrats.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:48 AM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 11:48 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Except that then his wife was running things.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:48 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (gu0hJ)
Nah, b/c his wife wasn't a better president.
Wilson was just bad all the way around...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 11:48 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
They are also far too insistent on putting the day before the month in dates.
And I'm here to say this entire metric system is just never going to catch on.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (6ydKt)
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)
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One British soldier is equal to 250 Zulus or 80 Eskimos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (3wCO0)
The Norfolk botanical garden has a tower shrine to NATO which would be made better by being torn down.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (DECkL)
If that were too happen, he presumably would have to leave SCOTUS, and Trump would have to select a new justice. I can live with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NR Pax
Iran had to do it to stop the Palestinian genocide! Israel had nukes first and threatened Iran! It was an Israeli false flag operation to blame Muslims!!!!
Posted by: Lefty Antisemitic Apologist at April 28, 2026 11:50 AM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, at least they weren't white supremacists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Actually, I usually do that. It's how the military does it.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM
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Not so fast bud.
Posted by: Curbside pharmacists everywhere at April 28, 2026 11:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
They are also far too insistent on putting the day before the month in dates.
They use commas instead of periods for decimal points. That's just retarded.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)
naturally, they were discontinued
Posted by: Don Black
We beg to differ.
Posted by: Office Depot at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (gu0hJ)
The DC swamp at its swampiest.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (3wCO0)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)
The Japanese were every bit as nasty as the Germans, and perhaps more so, but since they didn't target one specific people for extinction, their crimes are less well-known in the West. China DOES remember it though.
You'd think that would mean China does everything not to poke the Japanese bear that has been very quiet and even pacifist for 80 years.
But, nope, they kept pushing and pushing until they forced Japan to get serious once again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (N1tpc)
One of Reagan's arguments was that we were more likely to have peace if we had a strong enough military to make the Soviets fear the outcome of any military conflict.
The left at the time called him a warmonger and argued that if you pay for a military you will end up using it.
Glad to see they are 100% reversed here though I still don't get the argument. The US military is sufficient to defeat Russia in an invasion into NATO even without the rest of NATO. Add in Poland and whatever scraps the rest of Europe puts together and the picture is even better.
But...then the logical answer would be Europe should dramatically increase defense spending, *beyond* American levels, AND agree to the reasonable terms Trump has been asking for to keep the US in the alliance and committed to it - not just spending more but sending ships to the Gulf and so on.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (+HNx/)
It's because of their stiff upper lips.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 11:40 AM (2GVsD)
One could argue that the US MADE it the better part of Mexico.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2026 11:52 AM (zafwz)
If that were too happen, he presumably would have to leave SCOTUS, and Trump would have to select a new justice. I can live with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
Nope, he could stay even if he was never a lawyer. No bar license needed.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (tOcjL)
Those that use the metric system and those that have landed on the moon.
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Archimedes
Now he gets to see how much selling out to the Left helps him: not enough. Only RINOs will back him from the right, and DNCe-type Democrats. The Lefty radicals (most of the party base at this point) think he's a mini-Hitler Trump puppet, so if Dems protect him right before the midterms, it may hurt their turnout efforts.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
1/2 Sikh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (ndZc7)
You'd think that would mean China does everything not to poke the Japanese bear that has been very quiet and even pacifist for 80 years.
But, nope, they kept pushing and pushing until they forced Japan to get serious once again.
I think they did it because they figured they were the strong horse now, and could kick Nippon's butt. Japan would give them a fight to be sure, but I think China would still win.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Mild naval intrusions are a tradition for testing warlike intentions. Damned nearly every major conflict has begun that way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)
And 24 hour time, too.
Admit it, the military secretly wants to be French.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 11:53 AM (6ydKt)
Those that use the metric system and those that have landed on the moon.
Posted by: Heroq
*Sobs*
Posted by: Hubble Space Telescope at April 28, 2026 11:54 AM (w9Wax)
FDR played practically the same keep us out of war game as Wilson, but, wink and a nod, everyone in the American military reserve knew it was coming as early as 1936.
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 11:54 AM (DECkL)
Lord Mountbatten did not want any Japanese at his funeral. He hated them more than the Germans due to their horrible treatment of POWs.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)
If that were too happen, he presumably would have to leave SCOTUS, and Trump would have to select a new justice. I can live with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)
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I don't think you need to be a member of any bar to be a SC judge, or any judge. The bar membership allows you to practice law -- as in representing clients -- in a given jurisdiction. It's not a requirement for judges.
It's possible that the basis for the disbarment complaint, if serious enough, could be itself enough to get Roberts kicked off the bench.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)
All those troops.
All five or six of them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:43 AM (jehhT)
That's all the seats on commercial air that they could purchase. They certainly couldn't fly them on their own military airlift, because it basically doesn't exist. Some of those nations have more VIP transports in their Air Force than they do cargo planes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 11:47 AM (X4KFY)
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Ironically, they arrived on a US built C-130.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (jehhT)
*in Johnny Carson voice*
I did not know that.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (3wCO0)
Posted by: Archimedes
I warned you! No yellow!!!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (gm9Sb)
Part of the 1940 presidential campaign was FDR pledging to keep America out of WWII while the Republican argued we would have to intervene.
Of course at the time FDR was giving the allies material assistance and engaged in an "illegal" war against German subs in the Atlantic so he didn't believe what he was campaigning on either...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (3wCO0)
So, KBJ then.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Heroq
They made Ambrose Bishop of Milan even though he was a layman. Quickie ordination through the ranks.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (3wCO0)
You don't even need to graduate high school.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 11:57 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Heroq at April 28, 2026 11:56 AM (3wCO0)
So, KBJ then.
Oh come on! I'm pretty sure you have to have a functioning cerebral cortex.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Amy Phoney Barrett at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)
Getting rid of a chief justice is a tall order, but if he is indeed disbarred (although I doubt it will happen), the blowback will be profound, and I can't imagine that he would stick around. He would be completely neutered.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)
My wife's grandfather was in the Bataan Death March and wasn't freed until the end of the war.
He refused to buy ANYTHING from Japan and hated people who drove Japanese vehicles, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Archimedes
I would have no moral issues if the Japanese decided to break out the old ways on the Chicoms if they keep getting uppity.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 11:59 AM (lXoJ5)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 11:59 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: 18-1
Thus giving Hitler his justification for declaring war on us after Pearl Harbor. It was a stupid move on his part, of course, but it wasn't unjustified given our behavior as a supposed neutral.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)
Those that use the metric system and those that have landed on the moon.
Posted by: Heroq
*Sobs*
Posted by: Hubble Space Telescope
What are you crying about? Let me tell you about one of the not-so-heavenly bodies I'VE seen.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at April 28, 2026 12:00 PM (+7tIQ)
Jeez, what do I have to do to get fired around here?
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at April 28, 2026 12:00 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Hey, I can help with SAT tutoring.
Posted by: Cole Allen at April 28, 2026 12:01 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Navy Joan at April 28, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)
He refused to buy ANYTHING from Japan and hated people who drove Japanese vehicles, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (N1tpc)
I get it. The WWII vets who served in the Pacific couldn't abide anything Japanese for the rest of their lives.
Slowly but surely Nikon, Sony, Toshiba, Toyota, Honda made it impossible to avoid them.
So they died.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2026 12:02 PM (zafwz)
I know cynicism is the coin of the realm around here but I agree. Yes, there is no rule that you have to be a lawyer to be on the SC but there aren't too many plumbers on the SC. Being disbarred would be the end of Roberts on the SC.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 11:59 AM (lXoJ5)
Just a reminder that many (most?) of the Chinese people AREN'T Chicoms.
They are a subjugated populace, like NorKo, but with better conditions.
(For example, what would happen if they spoke ill of Xinnie the Poo?)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:03 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 28, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)
There are various judicial positions that don't require a law degree. The National Judicial College in Reno has courses of "the law" for non lawyers for example.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 12:04 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
In the Navy, it was "a good sailor always has a pen on him."
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
The idea that agents can just shoot people for running is not correct.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:52 AM (iNUL3)
Dude was running with a shotgun in his hand. lol
No SS agent would be disciplined for shooting him dead. Probably get an award and nice letter from Sean Curran in his service jacket.
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)
He would have to be impeached, and neither side in Congress loves him much.
I would suspect there would be regular calls for recusal from the parties in front of the bench, however.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: John John,three attempts, with tutoring at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)
The countdown to ACE is ticking
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: Kindltot
I don't think that administrative law judges need a law degree.
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (re0Ak)
Slowly but surely Nikon, Sony, Toshiba, Toyota, Honda made it impossible to avoid them.
So they died.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2026 12:02 PM (zafwz)
His daughter did buy a Japanese motorcycle, so it didn't transfer generations.
Japan is a very different country today, and I don't believe in blood guilt.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel
Become a Republican.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (ew/Be)
I would suspect there would be regular calls for recusal from the parties in front of the bench, however.
He would resign.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/5y87ps63
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 28, 2026 11:58 AM (N1tpc)
Would he have shot and killed weeaboos?
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 28, 2026 12:06 PM (n5tGW)
Yeah, I suspect today's Japanese yutes are utterly mystified as to what go into their great-grandparents.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (Riz8t)
Wasn't there a foreign adoption scandal involving Roberts that was swept under the table?
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (DECkL)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (re0Ak)
This is called "lying by extraneous inclusion"
1) that's not the crime you're accused of committing. You're accused of fraudulently concealing that you were funding racists and fomenting racists posting and events
2) it's already established you worked with the FBI. But you said "the DOJ" (in your filing) not "the FBI." And, no matter, that doesn't elevate you to a full law enforcement entity.
3) and how much did you disclose to the DOJ? Your filing only say that you let the DOJ know you used confidential informants.
Again, that's not what you are accused of doing.
If that's their best defense, they know they are F'ed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: John John,three attempts, with tutoring
Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris all failed the bar exam at least once. They're the best and brightest women in the country, too! The test must be sexist.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (+7tIQ)
Wasn't there a foreign adoption scandal involving Roberts that was swept under the table?
Posted by: Auspex at April 28, 2026 12:07 PM (DECkL)
Hence is iconic ruling on Obamacare where he wrote the opinion and dissent.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 12:08 PM (N39Ws)
No SS agent would be disciplined for shooting him dead. Probably get an award and nice letter from Sean Curran in his service jacket.
Posted by: one hour sober
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One wonders about the, in no doubt many replays of this by the SS, who will draw the short straw for the roll of Nekkid Sprinter
Posted by: John John,three attempts, with tutoring at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Why do you say "have to"? Is there a legal mechanism to remove him short of impeachment?
The Supreme Court, because the qualifications for membership is spelled out quite specifically in the Constitution, is the only court in the US where bar membership is not required.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 12:12 PM (3tF5Z)
Credentialed not educated.
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 28, 2026 12:21 PM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Button-Pushing-Monkey at April 28, 2026 12:26 PM (EcHpA)
Posted by: Octochicken at April 28, 2026 12:30 PM (oCS0o)
'We’ll Be Your Canada’: Brutal Reality Check for NATO Free-Riders | Victor Davis Hanson, The Daily Signal, Apr 8, 2026 Victor Davis Hanson: In a Few Words
In brief, Germany’s invasion of France wasn’t our war, yet Franklin D. Roosevelt still sent military equipment, and later soldiers, to retake Western Europe.
However, Europe’s cold shoulder may not be out of spite, but an inability to help at all, explains Victor Davis Hanson on today’s edition of “Victor Davis Hanson: In a Few Words”:
“They have dreamed of utopia and a good life, and the result is that their fertility rate is 1.3. They are shrinking. They are aging. They’re not competitive. So they don’t have the manpower, even though they have a 450 million-person population. Europe is larger than us by 100 million.
“And even though they have a $22 trillion GDP, which is the third-largest, apparently they don’t want to invest that in their own defense, or they haven’t so far. They don’t want us to use it when we need it.”
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Think you'll like what you hear & see ^.
Now if we can just convince PDT. 🤔
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 05:11 PM (NFX2v)
Mid-Morning Art Thread
William James Glackens
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Because there's nothing you want to do more in punishing tropical heat than hurl balls around in the outdoors.
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As they say, dazzle 'em with brilliance or blind them with brightness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Now golf! There's a real sport. And today just happens to be Geezer Golf Tuesday!!! Skinned those 'ol bastards for $31 last week. Woohoo! It almost covered my bar bill.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)
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"Goin' clammin'?"
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"French Bowling Involves Throwing Baseballs Underhand at Trees - This is Why They Lose Wars"
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They'll make great lumber! What'll you take for the whole lot?
Posted by: Home Depot purchasing manager at April 28, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)
Now Stymie, that kid could rock a bowler.
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)
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And Stan and Ollie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 09:40 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Delurker
And it was gifted to me by Stan Laurel!
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 09:39 AM (j3j1r)
I like it too.
This would make a perfect, mood enhancing painting for a Doctor's or Dentist's office.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: They Stand There! at April 28, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:42 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: naturalfake
That's for when they go watch the rowing match between Groton and Andover.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 09:44 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:44 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)
It's like the artist just discovered the color 'orange' existed. It's the hot new thing. Orange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Maybe he's a frustrated poet.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 09:46 AM (gKWVE)
What?!?!
No Straw Boaters?!
Posted by: naturalfake
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And nary a trucker hat among the bunch.
Posted by: Teamsters local #589 at April 28, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Currently looking at cloudy skies, so this is wonderfully bright and happy.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:44 AM (5xoct)
Yeah, overcast as hell here too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)
In It To Win It - a limerick
All backyard pastimes are the same
No matter the rules or the name
Whether horseshoes, croquet, lawn darts
Bocce ball bowling, or Jarts
To win you must play the long game
(Try it out loud in your head)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 09:47 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)
Maybe he's Dutch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 09:47 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*fistbump*
Posted by: Luc Besson at April 28, 2026 09:48 AM (eOFY+)
Posted by: Yeah, I've been there at April 28, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Yeah, I've been there at April 28, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Mmmm, potatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)
Bowlers, La Ciotat
William James Glackens
And the final Jeopardy question is:
What is one painting you will never see hanging in an optometrist's waiting room.
Posted by: No Name Today at April 28, 2026 09:50 AM (8mulE)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at April 28, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)
Where's my sunglasses
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 09:50 AM (re0Ak)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2026 09:50 AM (dmwOI)
William James Glackens
Can't stand this artist's spiel.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
************
It's a Glackens spiel!
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: The Squatting Guy at April 28, 2026 09:51 AM (uUhhy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:51 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
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You gotta start in the morning if you want to drink all day.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 28, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)
Yeah, we're philistines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 09:57 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2026 09:58 AM (d9i2R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (bss/y)
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Nah I'm in favor of any and all ball-busting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)
However, the off-Broadway run was cut short due to an unfortunate shelving incident.
Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at April 28, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
John Wayne used to complain that he was banned from most bowling alleys in Hollywood, because he had an overhand delivery...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2026 10:00 AM (X4KFY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RIvkX)
Withdraw comment A 'Yeah we're philistines.'
Go with comment B.
'Fuck you too, buddy.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Diddler at April 28, 2026 10:01 AM (2inWY)
I see no artistic ability anywhere in it.
I've seen better come out of mother's local wine moms painting group.
Hell, I could do better, therefore, it is not art. It also doesn't look finished.
I have to wonder if this "artist" wasn't some sort of early money laundering operation like Hunter Biden (artist).
Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2026 10:03 AM (G4ajv)
Posted by: Reforger at April 28, 2026 10:03 AM (G4ajv)
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Doesn't pass the smell test.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:04 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)
Maybe pass through La Ciotat along the way, but, note that it has an Avenue du Président Wilson. Possibly sketchy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:06 AM (Dv3i1)
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A Sound Reply - a limerick
"Bowlers" by William James Glackens
Has everything. Nothing is lackin'
Sez the guy on the right,
"Are your knickers too tight?"
"No siree! My balls are a-clackin'
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 10:06 AM (I0N4X)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 10:08 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at April 28, 2026 10:09 AM (K3LuV)
Posted by: Bulg
Will we reach 100 comments prior to the Morning Rant?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 10:09 AM (+7tIQ)
Thanks muldoon.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at April 28, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Practically a Zen koan right there at April 28, 2026 10:11 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 28, 2026 10:11 AM (dmDsy)
Maybe pass through La Ciotat along the way, but, note that it has an Avenue du Président Wilson. Possibly sketchy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:06 AM (Dv3i1)
Avenue du Président Wilson is the MLK Blvd of Europe.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:12 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2026 10:13 AM (Cif43)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:12 AM (iJfKG)
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Runs through the crappiest part of town?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:13 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2026 10:13 AM (a992C)
Posted by: Every European travel guide at April 28, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:06 AM (Dv3i1)
Avenue du Président Wilson is the MLK Blvd of Europe.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:12 AM
I would always twitch walking past President Kennedylaan.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 10:14 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:14 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 10:14 AM (kgE5c)
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It make-a da ganglia TWITCH!!
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at April 28, 2026 10:15 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)
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Raids did happen months ago.
https://is.gd/G4xNtC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Gentlemen, please! There's enough fraud to go around for both of you!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 10:16 AM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/h9hdb63j
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 10:17 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 10:17 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Rex B at April 28, 2026 10:18 AM (a992C)
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Well, they are magic mushrooms.
Just One Dose of Psilocybin Outperforms Nicotine Patches for Quitting Smoking
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (6myqP)
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Saw that the other day. Plus, when I looked Glackens up, he did a painting also reminiscent of "Olympia." Mere coincidence?
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (xvhJH)
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Burn the witch!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: John Bigbooty at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (6myqP)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (xvhJH)
The first variants are aerial refueling birds. Future variants are said to be ISR mission-capable with even talk of eventually producing strike-capable units.
Video:
https://tinyurl.com/5hbzxyjs
Posted by: one hour sober at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (Y1sOo)
Wow...I would have sworn I used it, but I can't seem to find it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 10:20 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:18 AM
And regular doses of psyllium will keep you...well...regular.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2026 10:21 AM (kgE5c)
His color choices really quite tactical.
When told it was blurred.
He politely demurred,
Stating, "my vision is quite cataractical."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 10:21 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 10:23 AM (9lqZe)
Rapist Migrant Spared Prison in UK After Agreeing to Take “Consent Classes”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
No one taught him about the "No-no square!" How can he be held to that standard?
Posted by: Swedish AWFLs at April 28, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Blor Utar, From Zimtok-5 at April 28, 2026 10:24 AM (6myqP)
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 28, 2026 10:24 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2ap+5)
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Hmmm...
Claude Apelles
Claude Giotto
Claude van Rijn
Claude van Gogh
Claude Picasso
Nope. Doesn't work.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:24 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2ap+5)
OK, you get in the cage with the lion, and paint a close-up.
Posted by: Claude Ball at April 28, 2026 10:25 AM (utfVc)
https://is.gd/G4xNtC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I was unclear. Yes, raids happened months ago. These were "new" raids, happening today. Same places? No idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (jehhT)
Rapist Migrant Spared Prison in UK After Agreeing to Take “Consent Classes”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
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But really, can goats legally give consent?
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (VdTX+)
It's as if they just make stuff up out of thin air to get Trump haters even more riled up.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (VdTX+)
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If the goat isn't underage.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (xvhJH)
But neither is the would-be assassin.
In the contest of who is a bigger fuckup, he lost but only slightly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (VdTX+)
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If the goat isn't underage.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Kids are perfectly legal!
Posted by: Prophet Muhammad at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2ap+5)
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Hmmm...
Claude Apelles
Claude Giotto
Claude van Rijn
Claude van Gogh
Claude Picasso
Nope. Doesn't work.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:24 AM (xvhJH)
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Wasn't there an artist named Claude Van Damme?
/Well, a martial artist named Jean ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (VdTX+)
Hands off my birth control! My husband likes to love me raw and ungloved!
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: What gambling? at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (8pbdy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (2ap+5)
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The Decline of the West?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Claude AI at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (0bjKf)
But neither is the would-be assassin.
In the contest of who is a bigger fuckup, he lost but only slightly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)
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Imagine the damage (God forbid) had a team of Special Forces-trained enemies assaulted that venue.
The consequences of continued DEI ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:31 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:31 AM (2ap+5)
It's a functional hotel, not a FOB.
The assailant charged the first checkpoint, fired one round, and was stopped almost immediately after. He never got anywhere close to any protectees. Security-in-depth worked exactly as designed.
Are we assessing every attempt as a de facto failure on the part of the USSS?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:32 AM (iNUL3)
Time was, that was Hezbollah.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:32 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (xvhJH)
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That's the one. I have never read more words and understood fewer.
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:32 AM (2ap+5)
Interestingly, that's the same percentage of Democrats who admit to random pollsters that they believe political violence is acceptable.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:33 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Bulg
**********
Aaargh! After me dalliance with that wench in Tortuga I came down with the 'Glackens' and me mizzenmast dang near fell off!
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 10:33 AM (I0N4X)
But neither is the would-be assassin.
I mean, the shooter was stopped well short of the ballroom, let alone the president, right? Someone willing to get caught/shot is always going to be able to make dramatic breaches in security, but proper security is in-depth/layered, and it seems to have stopped this guy.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 28, 2026 10:33 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 10:34 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:32 AM (gKWVE)
They'd still have had to breach two doors, navigate a 100' isolated hallway, and breach another door before being in the same room as any protectees.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:34 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)
The Artist, William James Glackens
Ate Psilocybin mushrooms when snackin'
Then along with those
He ate lots of Cheetos
Used their dust for his paintings shellacin'
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:35 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: That wench in Tortuga at April 28, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)
"The Holocaust was fake and also the Jews deserved it". Same psych.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:35 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:22 AM (2ap+5)
Because it's pronounced "Clode" in French.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 10:35 AM (iXqHn)
Interestingly, that's the same percentage of Democrats who admit to random pollsters that they believe political violence is acceptable.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
Pretty good showing, considering 80% of Democrats are retarded.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 10:35 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 10:26 AM (GUOwU)
It's also to turn people for the midterms. They're coming fer our jerbs and birth control is always a big election year lie
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (USUCU)
@colorblindk1d
47% of Democrats think Butler was likely staged.
_____
Alternate take: subconsciously knowing that their entire worldview would crumble if they admit they are the baddies, Democrats have to brainwash themselves that Butler was staged in order to protect this worldview.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:32 AM (gKWVE)
I did, though, point out just how bad the lefties are at this.
If it were us acting as violently as they do, there'd have been multiple guys, each wearing a mortgage payment's worth of gear, equipped with more than a shotgun and a .38, and more well-versed tactically.
They'd have been a problem.
That's how you know we aren't the PoliVi problem. If we were, you'd already know it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (iNUL3)
March 2026, Spain. Twelve containers of airliner parts were stolen. This included 600 parts for four different jet engines for planes like the Boeing 757 or Airbus 320 that were on the way to be scrapped.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (gKWVE)
But neither is the would-be assassin.
In the contest of who is a bigger fuckup, he lost but only slightly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 28, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)
The "Raging Berseker Killer" instinct has been bred out of most men.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)
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The fact that he breached the first line of defense by running through it and not shot dead, is unto itself, a failure on the Service's efforts.
In the larger picture, yea, he didn't get anywhere near the protected individuals. But the event was thrown into chaos, which I don't think was an optimal situation for everyone.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: muldoon at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (I0N4X)
@colorblindk1d
47% of Democrats think Butler was likely staged.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
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“There’s some question about whether or not it’s a bullet, shrapnel, or glass that hit his ear.”
-- Christopher Wray, Unindicted and Unexecuted Serial Traitor
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (gKWVE)
____
To be fair, the wine thieves were more determined than even the would-be assassin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)
In the same way you’re, supposed to lock up the crooks, not the toothpaste.
Everyone marvels (now) at old film of JFK touring around in a convertible in front of crowds. That was how it was done going all the way back way before JFK. even in foreign countries. Truman, Eisenhower, FDR etc, did the same.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (8pbdy)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (jehhT)
I don't agree at all.
The entire premise of the USSS's mission is that somebody somewhere is willing to risk a bullet to charge a checkpoint. That's why they use security in depth.
I MUCH prefer letting security in depth work as designed instead of having fifty agents on one perimeter firing towards the crowd at a sprinting assassin.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:40 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 10:40 AM (RIvkX)
Ergo they had better planning abilities than Mr. Mylar Blanket Mug Shot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:40 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:40 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:42 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at April 28, 2026 10:42 AM (oftw2)
The insider threat is always the most dangerous and hardest to stop.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 28, 2026 10:42 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I think the sable coated, ghetto-fingernailed thief was identified as a Ukrainian ambassador of some sort. I'm sure she'll have no problem paying the $79 of our own money back to us.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:42 AM (Dv3i1)
47% of Democrats think Butler was likely staged.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
Democrats staged it. That's why it was so easy for some bumblef*ck idiot to get up on top of a building with clear line of sight to the President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 10:43 AM (p/Ri7)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: Common Tater
I toured at will!
Posted by: A. Schickelgruber at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 10:38 AM (jehhT)
I don't agree at all.
The entire premise of the USSS's mission is that somebody somewhere is willing to risk a bullet to charge a checkpoint. That's why they use security in depth.
I MUCH prefer letting security in depth work as designed instead of having fifty agents on one perimeter firing towards the crowd at a sprinting assassin.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:40 AM (iNUL3)
Eh, there was failure and one guy should be straight up fired.
He's the guy leaning with his butt on the table facing away from the entrance, as I'm sure was his assignment,
and the assassin runs right by him, within a foot or two.
If he'd been doing his job properly he could've simply grabbed, tackled or tripped that loser. Not to mention shot him.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 10:45 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I think the sable coated, ghetto-fingernailed thief was identified as a Ukrainian ambassador of some sort. I'm sure she'll have no problem paying the $79 of our own money back to us.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 10:42 AM (Dv3i1)
She’ll pull out her diplomatic passport and yell “DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!”
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (E6xSb)
World War 11: This Time It’s Personal
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)
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World War 7-11: You Can't Start One Unless You Have A Slight Somalian Accent -- I'm Not Joking!
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (LOZbR)
Posted by: Secret Service Field Manual at April 28, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:47 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (E6xSb)
Diplomatic Immunity Theft Wine is the tastiest wine.
- Old Ukrainian Proverb
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:48 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Oglebay at April 28, 2026 10:48 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2026 10:48 AM (neZF0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:49 AM (2GVsD)
47% of Democrats think Butler was likely staged.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)
Democrats staged it. That's why it was so easy for some bumblef*ck idiot to get up on top of a building with clear line of sight to the President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 10:43 AM (p/Ri7)
But the roof was sloped!
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (neZF0)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
What lost them the election was trying to squeeze that shrew in when no one voted for her in the first place, and Trump actually fighting back. He's an amazing campaigner and a bitch to go up against. But they don't want to know all that.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 10:51 AM (USUCU)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (iJfKG)
Perhaps that was a failure. We don't know what he was looking at in those three heartbeats or why. Was he being spoken to by his supervisor? A guest? All those things matter and pretending they don't is foolish.
Perhaps he could have tackled Allen. And perhaps he could have shot him.
If he did shoot him, he's betting his career and his freedom that the person he's shooting is armed and intending to kill the President, not a parent chasing a kid, not a speaker about to be late, not any of a dozen innocent but 'looks really bad in the moment' reasons.
The idea that agents can just shoot people for running is not correct.
Redundancy in all things. It works on the pointy end, and it works for the USSS.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:52 AM (iNUL3)
Rapist Migrant Spared Prison in UK After Agreeing to Take “Consent Classes”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)
If the teacher is a female with big jugs this isn't going to end well.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2026 10:53 AM (neZF0)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 10:54 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 10:55 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: ronaldus maximus at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (oY6Yp)
The trees and shrubbery are ... swishy (IYKWIMAIKTYD)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Squeaky" Fromme at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 10:52 AM (iNUL3)
Exactly. Redundancy in all things. ALL things.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 10:57 AM (USUCU)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 28, 2026 10:57 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 10:57 AM (USUCU)
Eschew Chew -- The Chaw For Sophisticated Aficionados
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 28, 2026 10:58 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
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Indeed.
Just taking some creative license ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 10:58 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)
Maybe there will be, but not in my lifetime.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Common Tater
I toured at will!
Posted by: A. Schickelgruber
don't forget to bring a competent navigator
Posted by: archduke ferdinand at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Glenn at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (vneJl)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)
Biden said you aren't even allowed to walk into a 7-11 without an Indian accent. He said he wasn't joking.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Nazdar at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: tubal
You want Trump 28
You'd take Rubio 28
You'll get AOC 28 lol
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (JCZqz)
it's funny because sucking it in is what causes the problem
Posted by: anachronda at April 28, 2026 11:00 AM (oY6Yp)
What lost them the election was trying to squeeze that shrew in when no one voted for her in the first place, and Trump actually fighting back. He's an amazing campaigner and a bitch to go up against. But they don't want to know all that.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 10:51 AM (USUCU)
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Thank God Trump's a billionaire because they tried to bankrupt him, his family, and his organizations with Lawfare ... and yet he persisted.
I think that was a factor as well; had they just ignored him, he may not have re-won the nomination and Presidency.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2026 11:01 AM (VdTX+)
Posted by: tuba"
Agreed. I don't if Rubio or Vance have it in them to stand u to the Dem/MSM onslaught/ But I don' t see anybody else either.
Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2026 11:02 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (Gqar8)
March 2026, Spain. Twelve containers of airliner parts were stolen. This included 600 parts for four different jet engines for planes like the Boeing 757 or Airbus 320 that were on the way to be scrapped.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2026 10:36 AM (2GVsD)
gotta be careful using timed-out parts.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (LHPAg)
Thank God Trump's a billionaire because they tried to bankrupt him, his family, and his organizations with Lawfare ... and yet he persisted...
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Hey! That's my thing. You're doing my thing!
Posted by: Pocahontas Warren at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2026 11:03 AM (LHPAg)
Not on a one-way flight you don't.
- Saudi Airline Pilot's Association
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 11:04 AM (iNUL3)
Trump is one of one. But it's likely that other members of his administration are getting (more) radicalized by the left's constant bad behavior.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (2ocoG)
Trump is one of one. But it's likely that other members of his administration are getting (more) radicalized by the left's constant bad behavior.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 11:06 AM (2ocoG)
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In terms of immigration:
Trump's one of a kindness would actually lead to much softer immigration policies than his administration is pursuing. The one of a kindness when it comes to immigration is centered entirely around Stephen Miller.
The difference between Trump 1.0 and Trump 2.0 is a question of personnel mostly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 11:08 AM (R/457)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 28, 2026 11:24 AM (LOZbR)
sans hats, if they are skinheads this would make sense.
Posted by: cmeat at April 28, 2026 03:23 PM (R11M+)
The Morning Report — 4/ 28/26
Good morning kids, the third attempted assassination of President Trump and in this instance as many of his cabinet members and advisers that were close enough to him at the WHCD will no doubt be the top story at least through the end of the week. Or until the Fifth Columnist Fourth Estate exhausts itself in its attempt to evade its responsibility in painting President Trump as an "Imperial" president and literally Hitler. With that is casting over half the country as racist Nazi white supremacists. Again, if this President were even a fraction as tyrannical and despotic as the Democrat/Leftists have historically been for over 200 years, that party and everyone in its base would've been smoke up a crematorium chimney or worm food in a mass grave long, long ago. Compare and contrast. Charlie Kirk, a vocal, passionate and effective opponent of Leftism, who sought to defeat them, via civilized debate because he respected their right to express their opinions in a free and open society and let people decide for themselves. The Democrat Left on the other hand could not allow that and so Charlie Kirk is in an early grave. Meanwhile vermin like Puce Stinkspleen and Jimmy Kimmel can spout the most vile abuse and blood libels at the President and First Lady with impunity knowing full well that the odds of them being in any kind of mortal peril is essentially zero. More likely they'd be praised for "speaking truth to power" (vomit) from all quarters of the Left. And again, not only do they have nothing to really fear from normal Americans of every stripe, from those who are MAGA all the way to just regular folk, there are those who have condemned the calls for Kimmel to be taken off the air and censored. I am fiercely pro free speech but at some point there is a line that we dare not cross that ventures into actual incitement. In fairness, I'll be the first to admit that some of my rhetoric might, MIGHT, be interpreted by some as getting close to that line. The difference is, I have history and facts to back up my rhetoric in calling out the Democrat/Left for who and what they are. Yeah some "imperial president" we have, eh Fareed Zakaria?!
Taking a shot at the king, whether with a gun or even rhetorically usually resulted in one's head on a pike. Beyond that, despite Kimmel et al who have railed against Trump for years now still have platforms and worse, followers who will never abandon them and echo their poisonous bilge. As repulsive as they all are, I say let them speak and hopefully foist themselves on their own petards when they lose their audiences and influence. But of course, they will never countenance open debate because they look upon us and our leaders as an evil to be eradicated. Always have, always will.
With now the third serious assassination attempt against President Trump on the books, it is an important juncture to examine the intellectual gleischaltung that encourages American society and global society to view Republican Presidents as the height of all evil. More than Kim Jong Un of North Korea, more than Vladimir Putin of Russia, more than Ayatollah Khomeini of Iran, more than Chairman Xi of China, Republican Presidents are rhetorically imbued with intrinsic evil that requires all available means of persuasion -- including assassination. Since the assassination of Lincoln, the press and academic culture have worked together to create a sense of moral purpose in killing Republican presidents. On July 11, 2007, Nobel Peace Prize laureate Betty Williams gave the keynote speech to the International Women’s Peace Conference in Dallas, Texas, and said (to laughter and applause from the audience):“I mean right now, I could kill George Bush, no problem. No, I don’t mean that. I mean -- how could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that.” As a Republican President, George W. Bush was subjected to a media and academic character assassination regimen that drove his approval into the 20s before he left office in 2009. A Methodist minister, Charles Moore hated President Bush so much that he immolated himself at Grand Saline, Texas in 2014. He expressed written regret that he lacked the courage to burn himself alive on the campus of SMU where George W. Bush’s Presidential library is located. Republican Presidents who were assassinated or subjected to attempted assassination include: Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump. Ironically, the most well-known presidential assassination was certainly that of John F. Kennedy, a Democrat president killed by a sniper assassin. The rhetoric surrounding this 1963 event provides insight into the enduring anti-Republican ethic of the American public sphere. Lee Harvey Oswald almost certainly killed President Kennedy in Dallas, Texas. One of the most treasured canards of American history is a vast array of conspiracy theories that seek to exonerate Oswald... ...Our intellectual and academic culture is dangerously creating violent pro-assassination rhetoric that is creating this cultish desire to kill President Trump. It is not only dangerous to the United States but also the Democrat Party that offers itself as the primary point of peaceful opposition to President Trump. Revered Democrat strategist James Carville recently commended his own ‘trump derangement syndrome,’: "I hate the motherf-----. And you know what? I don't want to get rid of it [TDS]. I don't want to get better. I want to get worse. I want to hate him more."James Carville is not the equivalent of an unknown goat-herding/boffing head-chopper holed up in a cave in Tora Bora. He is a major Democrat/Leftist political leader - a Grand Imam genuflecting before the Mecca space rock. And the true believers, and they constitute hundreds of thousands if not millions of our fellow citizens (in name only!) eat this up day in and day out.
Yes, They Want Trump Dead. They Also Want You Dead. That’s the core element of the Democrat Party platform.
... And in 2020, Kamala Harris said of the left’s riots, “They’re not going to stop. This is a movement, I’m telling you. They’re not going to stop and everyone beware, because they’re not going to stop. They’re not going to stop before Election Day in November and they’re not going to stop after Election Day. Everyone should take note of that on both levels. They’re not going to let up and they should not and we should not.” They haven’t. If anything, they’ve stepped on the gas. Why? Because as the great David Horowitz memorably quipped, “Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out.”And so, what is to be done? Have a great day! New podcast episode coming later today so be on the lookout. And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
As Trump continues the painstaking work of dismantling the left’s clandestine power structure, the totalitarians will continue to get out and make themselves known. The Democrat Party is today the party of authoritarianism and violence. This is not an aberration or a momentary case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. This is what the party is at its heart.
- That’s the core element of the Democrat Party platform.
Yes, They Want Trump Dead. They Also Want You Dead.
- Our intellectual and academic culture is dangerously creating violent pro-assassination rhetoric that is creating this cultish desire to kill President Trump.
The Left's Rhetoric of Violence Against Republican Presidents
- Not that this will cause Democrats or TDS-sufferers to self-reflect.
Democrats 100% Own This Assassination Attempt
- “I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.”
Breaking Down the Would-Be Assassin’s Manifesto
- Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, joined by U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel, confirmed at the press conference that Allen faces a count of attempted assassination of the President of the United States, punishable by up to life imprisonment, interstate transportation of a firearm to commit a felony, punishable by up to ten years in prison, and discharge of a firearm during a crime of violence, punishable by up to life and a mandatory minimum of ten years in prison. U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro confirmed additional charges will follow.
DOJ Outlines Assassination Attempt Against President Trump After Suspect Formally Charged.
- The affidavit, filed as part of the criminal complaint against Cole Allen — charged with the transportation of a firearm and ammunition in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony, discharge of a firearm during a crime of violence, and attempt to assassinate the U.S. president — details the moments leading up to the attack and the actions of the Secret Service officer only identified as “V.G.”
Secret Service Agent Shot At WHCD Was Only One To Return Fire: Affidavit - In my four decades protecting lives — from the streets of the South Bronx as an NYPD detective in the robbery and gun squads to building and leading a powerhouse security company — I have never seen a more alarming pattern of incompetence.
How Trump’s protectors are failing him over and over again — and will get him killed unless we act now* * * * * - . . . in typical fashion, corporate media is trying to portray the thwarted plot as an attack on the press corps, the First Amendment, and “democracy” itself.
A Hardcore Lefty Tried To Murder Trump And His Team. Liberals Try To Use Cliché Scapegoat
- “People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate,” Mrs. Trump said. “A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.”
Melania Trump: ‘Coward’ Jimmy Kimmel ‘Deepens the Political Sickness Within America,’ Calls on ABC to ‘Take a Stand’
- “We can disagree. We can be critical of those in power, and we can peacefully fight for our beliefs, but there is no place in any way, shape, or form for political violence of any kind in our beloved United States,” Springsteen told the packed Texas crowd.
Video:Bruce SpringsteenPuce Stinkspleen Sends ‘Prayers of Thanks’ Trump Wasn’t Harmed in WHCD Shooting, After Comparing His Administration to Nazis
- "This was not a joke, and it should not be treated like one. People could have been killed last night."
‘WELL, THAT SUCKS’: Florida Democrats Mock Failed Assassination Attempt On President Trump
- Worse, Pritzker should know that the guy hired to start the violence, Bob Creamer, of the Illinois-based Democracy Partners, once claimed that, "We have a whole team across the country... consultants and the Democratic Party apparatus" organizing disruptions, also worked against him in a previous campaign. Pritzker should know because Creamer worked against him in the 1998 congressional race on behalf of his wife, the now, soon-to-be retiring Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky.
Shorter Pritzker: Trump Deserved It, and I'll Justify It by Completely and Hilariously Wrecking Myself
- O’Donnell is a lot of things, but out of the loop on the accusations media have lobbed at the president for years is not one of them.
After Yet Another Terrorist Attack, CBS’ Norah O’Donnell Immediately Uses Assassin’s Rhetoric To Target Trump AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN! - The campaign raises concerns about terrorist sleeper cells and the potential for the radicalization of migrant communities in Britain and the wider West by Tehran.
The Iranian Embassy in London is Recruiting Expats for a Martyrdom Campaign.
- the escalation risks dragging Lebanon deeper into the broader clash between Israel, the U.S., Iran, and its proxies. Notably, the ceasefire in Lebanon formed part of Iran’s demands for a ceasefire, and its collapse could reignite the conflict more broadly. Earlier this month, President Donald J. Trump has posted on Truth Social, “Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!!”
Israel Breaks Lebanon Ceasefire With Wave of Airstrikes.
- ((Self-gassing damnable shit-whore) Wendy Sherman unloads in interview with Mishal Husain of Bloomberg
Obama-Biden Iran Negotiator Says Trump Doesn't Have Enough Experts, Bemoans ‘Genocide’ in Gaza CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - The extensive evidence of potential pay-to-play criminality among the Clinton family confirms Department of Justice politicalization.
New FBI Clinton Doc Reinforces Deep State’s Dual Standard Of Justice
- “I think that’s the number one thing we have. We have a huge problem in this nation, especially within higher education. . . ”
Exclusive – Chuck DeVore: Assassination Attempt Shows ‘Just How Radicalized the American Left Is Becoming’
- El-Sayed has sought to distance himself from his own anti-police remarks as he campaigns for Michigan's open Senate seat.
In Social Media Posts, Abdul El-Sayed’s Longtime Spox Defended Looting of American Cities, Savaged ‘White Ann Arbor’ People, and Signal Boosted Message Slamming Police Departments As ‘The Biggest Gangs in America’
- Ordinary citizens paid the price through relentless political warfare and collapsed civil discourse.
The SPLC's Indictment is Justice, at Long Last, for Republicans (Only its total dissolution will bring justice to America - jjs)
- Years of allegations of SPLC misconduct, politicized “hate” labeling, and media double standards converge as scrutiny shifts toward corporate accountability
Holding the SPLC Accountable.
- Is "unity" possible when a significant share of people wish violence against a sitting president. (It's gone beyond "wishing" a long long time ago - jjs)
American Unity Remains A Pipe Dream As Political Parties Grow Further Apart: I&I/TIPP Poll "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - The order, issued late last week, dealt with the case of Catalina “Xóchitl” Santiago, a DACA illegal alien. Santiago had deportation proceedings against her terminated by federal immigration judge Michael Pleters, the husband of Rep. Veronica Escobar (D-TX), citing her DACA status.
DOJ Panel Ensures DHS Can More Easily Deport DACA Illegal Aliens
- "Everyone from across the country is getting sent there."
EXCLUSIVE: Hundreds Of Border Patrol Agents Reassigned To Southern Border As ‘Gotaways’ Surge
- while the suggestion was likely in jest, it forms part of the ongoing debate around ICE’s role in executing the Trump administration’s deportation agenda, which has seen liberal journalists and leading Democrats, such as failed 2024 vice presidential candidate and Governor of Minnesota Tim Walz, compare them to Adolf Hitler’s Gestapo. Administration officials accuse journalists and Democrats pushing this rhetoric of inciting violent protests against ICE, and in some cases, targeted attacks, such as a sniper ambush at an ICE facility in Alvarado, Texas, last July that resulted in a police officer being shot in the neck.
Trump May Rename ‘ICE.’ Here’s The Suggested New Name, and Why.
- Mass immigration plus welfare policy has turned American earnings into a global subsidy, with billions flowing abroad through remittances instead of staying in the U.S.
Remittances: The US Is Not the World’s Cash Cow DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - The amendment targets funding tied to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) and related highway safety programs, which support the implementation of Section 24220 of the 2021 Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act under the former Biden junta. Importantly, Roy is pushing for the amendment to be attached to the GOP FISA deal currently being marked up in the House Rules Committee.
EXCLUSIVE: ‘Kill Switch’ Amendment Could Shake Up The Capitol Hill FISA Fight
- Programs sold as compassion function as taxpayer‑funded lifelines for the very political machine that hollowed the state out in the first place.
California Swapped Gold for Grift: How “Affordable Housing” and “Green Energy” Became NGO Slush Funds
- . . . the government, under both Republicans and Democrats, has been bilking taxpayers to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. It gets worse every year. But as luck would have it, getting a start on it has been made easy with some very big and very recent busts.
J.D. Vance’s War On Welfare Fraud Can’t Pause
- In a statement about the Louisiana bill, the activist coalition Housing Not Handcuffs referenced “chain gangs” and “entrenched white supremacy.” The National Homelessness Law Center declared that the bill evokes “debtors’ prisons, convict leasing, and Jim Crow.” Other activists compared the bill to slavery. (it must be absolutely fanastic! - jjs)
With Louisiana Homeless Bill, Democrats Once Again Smear Sensible Policy As ‘Jim Crow’
- One vacancy. One choice. One chance not to blow it.
Does the Right Still Believe in ‘No More Souters’? FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - CNN, a far-left propaganda outlet that spreads conspiracy theories and political violence, has been forced to postpone a scheduled anti-Trump documentary called Imperial Presidency ... (Sponsor Imperial Margarine to be replaced by Easy-Off? - jjs)
CNN Forced to Postpone ‘Imperial Presidency’ After Another Left-Winger Allegedly Tries to Kill Trump - Leftist reporters have spent a decade justifying political violence and now all of a sudden, they want to distance themselves from it.
Sartre’s children, radical chic, and the Guardian publication* * * * * - NBC News reports that the trial, scheduled to run for four weeks, represents both a business dispute and a personal conflict between two of technology’s most prominent figures. At its center lies the question of whether OpenAI betrayed its nonprofit mission when it transformed into a for-profit enterprise.
AI Cage Match: Elon Musk and Sam Altman Face Off in Court to Determine OpenAI’s Future
- Bernie's back to working with Commies to undermine America.
Bernie Sanders Teams Up With China to Restrict U.S. AI? THE ECONOMY, STUPID - A sneaky rider at the bottom of the proposition allows legislators to raise taxes on all Californians with no permission required.
California proposition to tax billionaires gets onto the November ballot with just one problem: Everyone gets to be the 'billionaire'
- If Newsom decides to run for President in 2028, it is likely that his opposition to the measure, which is popular with grassroots Democrats and the left more broadly, will become a source of criticism. Newsom’s second term as Governor is scheduled to end in January 2027, with Trump-backed Republican candidate Steve Hilton currently leading in the packed race to replace him.
State Ballot Wealth Tax Amasses Enough Signatures.
- Plummeting births may lead to an unexpected bipartisan support for tax hikes.
America’s Low Birth Rate Will Force a Fiscal Reckoning RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - President Trump issued a Defense Product Act-based executive order to get oil flowing again off the California coast. State judge basically ruled a previous California court injunction against offshore oil drilling superseded that EO.
Federal Power Meets California Resistance in Santa Ynez Oil Restart Battle
- The testimony took a hostile turn when DeLauro brought up climate change, prompting Zeldin to cite the Clean Air Act and the Supreme Court case Loper Bright Enterprises v. Raimondo.
Watch – Dem Rep. Rosa DeLauro Blows Up at EPA Chief Lee Zeldin: ‘You Are Climate Deniers’ EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - A major victory for America’s historical legal tradition.
Appellate Court Okays Ten Commandments Display in Public School Classrooms
- Public employee unions in LA hold children hostage, and the school district is complicit.
The Lost Angeles Unified School District DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - Real progress has been slow. Thanks to an impossible permitting process and a gauntlet of California red tape, in large swaths of the Palisades, nothing has been done. Still, that hasn’t stopped Bass, Newsom, and other Democrats from asking for billions in federal money.
Karen Bass Faces Serious Questions After Leaked Phone Call On Palisades Fire POLITICS - Hearings on Virginia’s Tuesday redistricting special election began Monday with the fate of four additional Democrat congressional seats hinging on whether the state’s 45-day early voting period constitutes an ongoing election. Following the hearing, former Virginia Attorney General and head of the Election Transparency Initiative, Ken Cuccinelli, laid out the current and potential future cases before the Virginia Supreme Court that are challenging the state’s attempt to gerrymander its congressional map in favor of Democrats as the midterm elections approach.
The Left’s Obsession With Early Voting May Lose Them Seats In Virginia
- Republicans would gain four seats if the new congressional map were to pass, which would cause Florida’s delegation in the House to be represented by 24 Republicans and three Democrats, Fox News first reported. The new map was released after voters in Virginia approved a referendum that would give Democrats an advantage in ten out of 11 of the state’s congressional districts.
Florida Rolls Out Congressional Map That Could Erase Virginia Dems’ Gerrymander Advantage
- If Republicans don’t act fast, Virginia will turn into Colorado, but it doesn’t have to happen that way, although it’ll be hard to undo the damage.
Can Virginia Be Fixed? FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - . . . a unique event to pray for divine intervention to end communism in Cuba.
Cuban Americans Stage Massive Prayer Event in Florida Asking God to Save Homeland
- "This project in no way limits or restricts freedom of expression or political debate. It does not censor opinions or criticism, nor does it establish penalties for expressing oneself."
Mexico moves to jail offenders for AI misuse, including for lewd deepfakes
- Netanyahu is once again the least bad alternative.
Two Failed Israeli PMs Who Brought On Oct 7 Team Up
- . . . if what the Bahamian government is saying is, indeed, true, the Biden junta ignored a country that is just a two- to three-hour boat ride from our shores, so much so that it ended up deeper in bed with China, practically allowing the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) access to camp out on our coast.
Did Biden Send the Bahamas Straight to Beijing? ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS - Islam's horrific business.
Hamas Trades Food for Sexual Favors THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT" - The Ukrainian president noted that Chernobyl is still dangerous. The radiation from the 1986 incident is contained within a massive metal and concrete “sarcophagus” which was covered with a larger second structure known as the New Safe Confinement (NSC) after it was deemed too dangerous to repair flaws in the original sarcophagus.
Zelensky Accuses Russia of ‘Nuclear Terrorism’ on 40th Anniversary of Chernobyl Meltdown DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - While the U.S. Navy remains the world’s most powerful fleet, the shipbuilding deficit is disconcerting, both militarily and from a civilian standpoint.
Shipbuilding is National Security HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Households should be able to enroll in plans exempt from ACA rules, which would help to reduce costs.
Why Can’t Americans Buy More Affordable Health-Care Plans?
- The outcome of the case could influence public health and voter turnout in the 2026 midterm elections, particularly among MAHA women who prioritize health issues. A conflict between the MAHA movement and the Trump administration could fracture the broad political alliance that helped Trump win in 2024.
MAHA vs Trump Admin: SCOTUS Protests After EPA Caves to Big Pharma. FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
- The DOE should pursue every reasonable legal remedy it can to stop persistent gender ideology in schools.
Feds Should Stop Funding The Massachusetts Schools Welcoming Boys To Girls’ Bathrooms CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - Kimmel, who narrowly dodged outright cancellation for making similarly distasteful jokes about Charlie Kirk’s assassination in September, took to the air with a vengeance in his Monday night show.
KIM-WIT: Jimmy Kimmel repeats ‘hateful’ joke about ‘expectant widow’ Melania Trump in attempt to defend himself after WHCD shooting
- Christian Toto: FLOTUS skewers late-night hack for hateful assassination rhetoric
Melania’s Right, But Firing Jimmy Kimmel Would Be Wrong
- A breezy autopsy of our FLOTUS-hating culture.
Being First Lady Is Hard. Being Melania Trump Is Something Else.
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (gDlxJ)
Their violence is free speech.
Free speech is violence.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:26 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 07:26 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:28 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (vFG9F)
At this rate, I put Trump's chances of surviving his Presidency at 40/60, and even if he does make it through, he and his family will be dodging bullets for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:30 AM (fZiTB)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2026 07:31 AM (2/MrR)
Breaking Down the Would-Be Assassin’s Manifesto"
Overeducated lefty shithead.
Posted by: Broken down at April 28, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)
I tried to go to Frontpage's home page and that won't work either, but IsItDown says it's up.
Just me?
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:32 AM (sifs3)
And, to Ben Voth: it's "GLEICHSCHALTUNG." If you're going to make a historical reference, spell it correctly, or it will just confuse people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)
… because the Left cannot stand it that their most popular President was killed by such a vocal and active communist.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:35 AM (olroh)
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this sullies the good name of steaming piles of crap
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:37 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)
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I couldn't get past it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
I'm already trying to game out what happens after they get him - to me, it's a foregone conclusion that they will.
I can see several decentralized small group actions scattered throughout the country, but I doubt very strongly that there will be any large-scale anything.
Which will just reinforce the lesson that they can kill whoever they want without any real consequences.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:38 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:39 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)
Republicans are not taking the left's threats of annihilation seriously, nor acknowledging what is clearly going on around them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)
Why does it mean that? The assassin also fired a round. At a USSS agent. Demonstrated by the empty shell still in the weapon.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:43 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
They're not getting him. He's going to torment them to his dying day, and that will come only in his glorious retirement.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:43 AM (fZiTB)
It was what Nazis used to describe the process by which the citizen would be made to work toward the F¨hrer in all aspects of life, from the workplace, to the movie house, to the sporting club, to the youth group, and on an on. Total ubiquity of messaging.
Our State and media embrace this concept closely, along with the later Communist innovation of Zersetzung, the other side of the same coin - literally meaning a catalyzed chemical decomposition, as with a metal in acid - the systematic psychological and social destruction of the dissenting individual.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2)
Congratulations. You have been sent a $5.00 check from the Soros "Trash 'em Fund".
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:44 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:35 AM (olroh)
The Left also hates when you point out that four of the first nine Republican presidents were shot by Leftists.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (iNUL3)
The TDS will never end for the lefties. They will hound them forever. Unfortunately all that hate and unhealthy bile never affects them with an early demise.
We had an interesting time at Furniture Market in High Point, NC. Little talk if at all about tariffs all waiting for housing to let loose. The 80’s is calling with lots of waverly inspired fabrics and tapestry.
Hope all have a very blessed day.
Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (+jqKS)
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If firing Jimmy's wrong, I don't wanna be right
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (OYsYV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 07:47 AM (OYsYV)
Because FU, that's why.
*displays two rotting thumbs down*
Posted by: zombie John McCain at April 28, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
I thought once Biden was gone we had seen the last of Wendy, Wendy, Wendy Sherman. She was a Dem who was the lead negotiator in the North Korea nuclear debacle, thn helped screw up Fannie Mae with the Dem mistress of disaster ( her name escapes me), then worked for Hillary. Whatever she says think the opposite
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 07:51 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 28, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)
Which brings us back to the question... was it incompetence?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
But I'm dreaming.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
Posted by: He Asked, Incredulously at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (oftw2)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at April 28, 2026 07:55 AM (53oGX)
“Almost two years ago, it was perfectly obvious to anyone who examined the facts on the ground in Butler, Pennsylvania that the United States Secret Service had an institutionalised level of incompetence and/or malevolence that was assisting those many persons anxious to kill Trump to do so. Even as mere incompetence, it is murderously so: Corey Comperatore is dead, and everyone in Butler and DC who enabled his death still has a job.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:56 AM (olroh)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (ew/Be)
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (sifs3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (fZiTB)
“A famous line of Ian Fleming's seems more germane: Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action. Which begs the question: if it's enemy action, who precisely is the enemy?”
Both quotes from Mark Steyn, with link in nic. “Oops! He Did It Again” and “The Secret Service Makes Me Nervous”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (olroh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)
>>But I'm dreaming.
Realistically, even when his contract is up, he's either going to get extended or probably get a 3 picture movie deal to sodomize a beloved IP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 07:58 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)
It will be very interesting if they turn their guns on PDT supporters.
Which I think is coming soon.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
Color me skeptical on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 07:59 AM (x0n13)
"Because it would be a Bad Plan!" is the exact argument I had to deal with.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:59 AM (NR6c1)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
I don't see it. Truly.
This is the party that shot Trump, killed Kirk, tried to kill Kavanaugh, tried to shoot Trump again, shot Scalise, firebombed Gov Shaprio, tried to shoot Trump again, murdered school kids in MN and TN, killed Jews in DC, and CO, cheered October 7, et al.
And we've done nothing.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:00 AM (iNUL3)
Have a great day!
-
I took that as a Q&A.
So... eat drink and be merry.
I can live with that!
Until...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 08:00 AM (1o8D5)
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No "both sides" about it-- the right talks (and rants editorially!) but the left shoots. As Ace so often says, and Kimmel actually said to defend his foul "joke", our speech is violence and their violence is speech.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:01 AM (28ov7)
The TDS will never end for the lefties. They will hound them forever. Unfortunately all that hate and unhealthy bile never affects them with an early demise.
Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (+jqKS)
On Math, if you keep failing folks upward before they are ready, they literally can't catch up, even with special tutoring programs.
2nd daughter was brought in (after 2 other tutors quit) to tutor an 8th grade male in Math. She was the 1st to get him to admit he hated everything school (thus why he didn't do anything for sessions and got tutors to quit), to get him to stay and interact for full sessions, and to actually baseline his Math skills (which are 3rd-4th grade level - division is the starting point). Now that he's learning something, he's got about 2 weeks left. So of course, as he graduates to 9th grade, he's still going to continually fail. And no one will know why and where he needs to start from b/c that work, if it's possible, will have to be done all over again.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:01 AM (tOcjL)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
Color me skeptical on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****
How skeptical were the people before the Civil War?
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Tax it at the highest marginal rate on the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (HiAA1)
>>If these shitheads succeed in killing Trump, I don't think they understand the world of hurt the will bring upon themselves.
Realistically, what's going to happen?
We will get angry for a bit and then just shrug and deal.
Remember, they shot a charming conservative in the neck for simply wanting to have a dialog to change people's minds.
It's 50:50 whether his killer walks.
As has been noted, if conservatives don't impose their moral vision, the left will continue to impose theirs.
And their moral vision allows for the murdering of conservatives with impunity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 08:03 AM (XV/Pl)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
Color me skeptical on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
****
How skeptical were the people before the Civil War?
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:02 AM (nD5wh)
True, but post the Civil War, after Lincoln was assassinated the Southern States and Democrat Party suffered not a bit and in fact they thwarted integration for 100 years. AND INFECTED US WITH TOXIC LEFTISM EVER SINCE
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)
I guarantee you drug test anyone at a leftist 'no kings' rally and you'll come back with a smorgasbord of chemicals altering their brain chemistry.
The left will not be fixed anytime soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
It's not in their psychic capabilities to imagine consequences or care about them. And the smarter ones don't fear it (for good reason).
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
It's what we do!
Posted by: Mark Cuban at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (YCxFk)
This latest failure was because the would be assassin literally ran through security manned by the Secret Service. Didn't do some high tech mumbo-jumbo, or shoot his way through. He ran.
That failure is unpardonable. The Service needs to be disbanded and reconstituted from reliable current and former SpecOps. IMO.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
He looks like Rosa DeLauro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)
Especially the media
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 28, 2026 07:54 AM (61TgR)
It will be like when Howard Beale was cut down by the afro wearing commies live on TV.
Fade to black, the audience will applaud, then in a week or two back to their netflix, starchucks and porn and wanting more free shit from uncle sugar.
Fat, drunk, high and stupid is how most Americans go thru life.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (AP4bj)
Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)
I was told multiple times yesterday that they're being funded through 2028 via the OBBB.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
He looks like Rosa DeLauro?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:06 AM (x0n13)
A fossilized Brontosaurus' labia...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)
But I'm dreaming.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 07:53 AM (fZiTB)
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I don't think it even takes moral courage.
Common sense ought to be enough.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:08 AM (28ov7)
What raises my BP, is the fact that the first day of a Dem trifecta, they will eliminate the Filibuster
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:08 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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That makes more sense to me, but who knows
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:09 AM (28ov7)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)
****
And, yet, the Democrats have to lie, cheat, steal and kill to remain relevant. And their efforts to thwart integration did fail.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Rosa DeLauro looks like Iggy Pop on a bad day.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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That makes more sense to me, but who knows
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:09 AM (28ov7)
I think the answer is most of the department was being paid (especially front line folks) but some were not til April 4. Then all got paid, but now they might have to go back to only some being paid again b/c the money they used to pay all DHS is running out.
So, some folks had 3 months of delayed pay now in the last 7 months - that's a morale and personnel killer (aka, anyone not getting paid who could switch jobs has now done so)...so you get a worse group every time you do this "no pay" thing...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (tOcjL)
Our government claims it's not doing all the things we know they are, yet claims the one thing they can't is the one thing we know they can.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (jehhT)
https://tinyurl.com/mr33bjmj
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
All of these movements like BLM, No Kings, riots against ICE and on and on are paid for by the same group of people and they are getting increasingly unhinged and violent. Losing USAID and the army of NGOs it funded hurt them bad but it didn't kill them.
We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slirrup at April 28, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)
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Does your dog talk to you? Because this sounds like your dog talks to you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)
Palisades News reported that at last check in February, “More than 480 rebuilding projects were under construction out of roughly 5,600 affected properties, with permits issued for more than 800 addresses, according to city data.”
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Karen Bass and the Democrats could care less about people trying to rebuild.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (ETIdo)
Amazing the wheels don't fall off completely down there in DC.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:05 AM (28ov7)
Maria is not correct. USSS has been paid the whole time, through the OBBB.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:16 AM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (ETIdo)
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I am completely shocked the number is greater than zero.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
That's not funny!
* in 2-part harmony *
Posted by: Steven Tyler and Paul McCartney at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)
“Thwart”, that is, “block, foil, or frustrate efforts” seems about right. If Democrats hadn’t re-segregated the federal workplace when Wilson became president; if they hadn’t used public policy to create and maintain ghettos; and if they hadn’t pushed state-approved marriage licensing for a century that barred mixed-race marriages; and if they hadn’t deliberately destroyed functioning and even excellent schools that were producing an affluent black middle class; then the United States would be far more integrated today than it is.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (olroh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Peter B at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (VTbl0)
That's not funny!
* in 2-part harmony *
Posted by: Steven Tyler and Paul McCartney at April 28, 2026 08:17 AM (wVcYX)
I'm willing to bet this is due to the fact that a majority of surgeons for the rich and famous perform more surgeries on women than men. When men come in for multiple tucks, stretches and reconstruction, they come out looking like women instead of themselves.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2026 08:19 AM (Qc7+O)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:19 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: JackStraw
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There was a golden opportunity to snatch Neville Singham from his lair in Singapore when the USS Lincoln carrier strike group passed within a stone's throw of his likely home on their way to Iran. This was only months after the Maduro caper. I think it had a real shot at getting him if we'd tried.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)
No. The agent who was shot was in fact the only one to fire his weapon at all.
Are you suggesting he shot himself?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (iNUL3)
No one knows Singham but everyone knows what the Chinese Communist Party is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 28, 2026 08:21 AM (gm9Sb)
We are never going to stop them if we just go after the crazies who carry out the violence. Stopping the funding and organizing kingpins is the only way.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)
They've known about the shadow companies created by the leftist billionaires for years and have done exactly jack shit about any of them.
It's why we can't have nice things all while believing NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Because nothing ever happens to them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)
Most of them assume that it won't be them, because they are Uniparty.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:22 AM (iXqHn)
My brother was living with one of the top doctors at NIH back in the day. At one dinner, she gave me some advice to pass on.
"Never date a plastic surgeon."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
That is a hilarious argument for Kimmel or any lib. Oh we have free speech. No we do NOT.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (USUCU)
"Never date a plastic surgeon."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)
The show 'Nip/Tuck' taught me that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)
ho leee fook
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)
Are they the folks who send all their party mem...err..I mean "kids" to American universities to learn our Western ways of life?
Hao de!
Posted by: Send Them All at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2026 08:25 AM (Qc7+O)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)
I thought we were doing that. We had a task force announced months ago to do it. Bessant, Vance and Miller leading it. Zero follow-up.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:25 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: FIIGMO at April 28, 2026 08:26 AM (R/nr4)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 08:27 AM (7W1xd)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 08:27 AM (9lqZe)
Where were all the media types spewing about Rodgers' right to free speech?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:14 AM (viF8m)
They've known about the shadow companies created by the leftist billionaires for years and have done exactly jack shit about any of them.
It's why we can't have nice things all while believing NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Because nothing ever happens to them.
Posted by: Sponge
Because those in power on the Right are also collecting paychecks from them.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:28 AM (ew/Be)
I wrote one of my Federal Senators about bad trend lines from the Left, and how he should support American values and have people want to vote for him, not ignore Communist destruction. Told him if the Dems take over it would be Russian Civil War bad.
He blew me off, as he did my 2014 warnings about bad leaders in our USN ships, before the 2017 collisions.
I was rebuked by the local county Republican Party leader. That's when I left the republican Party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)
ho leee fook
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)
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I conclude the state schools exist to employ teachers and administrators, promote union membership, indoctrinate children, and siphon money to the Party.
Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)
Schools do not give a fvck about enrollment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)
or children or education
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 28, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
With a side of the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Loca Nova- nice that your daughter was able to finally assist that student. I agree with your assessment. We know a person in our extended family who was also passed up all through school. Ends up she has dyslexia and to this day is barely proficient reader. She as an adult went to learn as she was having a child(who thankfully doesn’t have that issue and is thriving in school). With all that money, one would expect usd to at least pick up that kids shouldn’t be passed up the chain especially early on.
Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (9Ftvz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: redridinghood
Too early for blueberries in nearly all of the nation. Whoever made today the day should have their increments frozen and their franking privileges revoked.
Posted by: Scared Straight at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)
They'll simply tax homeschooling out of existence.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Public schools. even in Kansas, are babysitting day care learing centers of Leftist indoctrination.
I would abolish all public schools. Not enough nuns and chill Jesuits to pull it off, but I bet we right here could instruct and help home-schoolers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)
Black pill much?
Will any of your darkness survive President Trump's veto?
Posted by: Will Robinson at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)
Posted by: Warrant at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
I have a strong suspicion that they care more about fewer kids to indoctrinate and mutilate. Given the way public school funding is set up in most places, they can usually easily get more.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (olroh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 07:42 AM (jehhT)
Denial. To accept the reality of it confers an obligation to do something about it. It's simply not in them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
Posted by: Faithful Follower Of Brother John Birch at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Judging from what’s on sale the last week, today should be strawberry pie day.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (olroh)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)
No it doesn't.
LA's school district has gone from 750,000 students to 390,000 in the past 15 years.
Convince me their budget has fallen over the same time period.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (iNUL3)
Just me?
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:32 AM (sifs3)
Same issue here.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Scared Straight at April 28, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)
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Mrs. F. just said the same thing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Jonah at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (YCxFk)
Even if there were only 100 kids, enrollment would reflect spending for 100K.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (jehhT)
duh they travel to the US.
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)
"But what about the minoritieeeeeez!? They won't get schooling and can't get good jobs! YOU'RE A MONSTER!"
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pastafarian at April 28, 2026 07:57 AM (sifs3)
Happening here in NJ as well, on Xfinity with my laptop.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 28, 2026 08:37 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 28, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)
The Left can stack bodies because they have an organized network of police chiefs, lawyers, and judges (and increasingly, juries) to make sure none of their own ever truly pays a price for it.
For the right to face this and acknowledge that it's happening would be fedpoasting.
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Hyacinth at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (9Ftvz)
Especially in Math and Reading...you can't pass kids up and just put them in classes that put them further and further behind - they then hate learning and check out on school permanently. And hating learning is a catastrophic result, b/c that carries through for life unless you can break that mentality...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (tOcjL)
I would tel them to bring it. I have the receipts. The Left is fundamentally askew from reality and data.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
They care when parents take the kids out and homeschool them because decreased numbers means less cashmoney.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:33 AM (NR6c1)
Only in certain states.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:39 AM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (tOcjL)
Wait......what!??
- - - - - The Yutes of the Inner City
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
You'd get shut down and blacklisted within a half second when they saw the data. And you'd be pilloried as a cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonial hatemonger that hates kittens.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 08:41 AM (NR6c1)
I wish I had something good to tell you but I don't. I'm seeing the same things you are when it comes to going after the heads of the snake and it doesn't seem to be good enough.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)
Kittens cause global warming, and take resources away from poor brown people.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (olroh)
CNN Forced to Postpone ‘Imperial Presidency’ After Another Left-Winger Allegedly Tries to Kill Trump
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (7W1xd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)
Is it frontpagemag? Because that's down from Frontier as well.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (iXqHn)
The Grocery Store has them. I ate a container of 'em kinda berries last week.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (DgMqy)
Kittens cause global warming, and take resources away from poor brown people.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (olroh)
I could buy into this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:43 AM (iXqHn)
Teacher is asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Been there, done that. It cost me better positions and ultimately my job in the public education system.
I went around the system them., and helping home-schooled children is a goal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
@ClayTravis
Why not host the rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner in Mar-a-Lago? It’s way safer than the Washington Hilton and a much nicer ballroom too. I discussed this & Democrat rhetoric inspiring assassins with
@JesseBWatters
.
From
Jesse Watters
Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)
That's more than just a 'scary thought.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
A scary thought that will motivate more left wing loons: if Democrats take back the House then Speaker Hakeem Jeffries will be third in line to become president. There will be even more incentive for assassins to act.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAc
President Hakeem Jeffries.... {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: The IDF at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
I ended up having to take "Math for Idiots" my senior year just to graduate on time. :/
Posted by: XTC at April 28, 2026 08:46 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar8)
Severing ties with the US can take more than a year and cost thousands of dollars. But Paul, Ella, Margot and thousands of others feel they have no choice
Margaret wasn't able to renounce her US citizenship in the UK. The waiting list to renounce US citizenship at the London consulate is more than 14 months. It’s a similar story in Sydney and most major Canadian cities. Many European cities currently have six-month waiting lists.
...the wall had three portraits: Donald Trump, JD Vance and Marco Rubio, their faces glistening – to her mind, with sadistic triumph (the lighting may have been a factor).
Paul, 55, lives in Helsinki but had to travel to Milan for a consulate appointment – on his 51st birthday. “My present to myself was divorcing Uncle Sam,” he says. “It was the end of 2020, when Trump nominated Amy Coney Barrett to the supreme court...The other half was that filthy, narcissistic smirk on Trump’s face. His eyes are barely open – it’s not a smile of joy, it’s not a smile of, ‘Hey, cool, this happened.’ It was, ‘I have you right where I want you.’
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (+7tIQ)
You should really clear out your URL: field............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Jonah
Anyone for a constitutional amendment that reduces congressional pensions to zero for any year with a deficit?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)
It’s a “502 Bad Gateway” error underneath, probably from the frontpagemag.com server (openresty), though it could be from their service provider’s server, if they’re running one, because openresty wears several hats; but I suspect that to be unlikely, as I don’t think openresty is commonly used by service providers. I could easily be out of date on that, however.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:48 AM (olroh)
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End this backlog!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (Dv3i1)
Severing ties with the US can take more than a year and cost thousands of dollars. But Paul, Ella, Margot and thousands of others feel they have no choice
Good. GTFO. We don't need you here. Go live in your socialist utopia and don't let me know how that works out for you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:49 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: r hennigantx at April 28, 2026 08:38 AM (/+uur)
Or ATT. I even tried VPNing in to Japan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
And their response isn't "political violence is bad right or left" but instead a mix of "this was staged" AND "too bad he didn't succeed"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)
It’s a “502 Bad Gateway” error underneath, probably from the frontpagemag.com server (openresty), though it could be from their service provider’s server, if they’re running one, because openresty wears several hats; but I suspect that to be unlikely, as I don’t think openresty is commonly used by service providers. I could easily be out of date on that, however.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:48 AM (olroh)
Cloudfare is reportedly down, so that may have something to do with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Oy/m2)
Now this is something Trump should expedite with a vengeance. I would not be at all surprised if most people doing this are virtue signaling and relying on the existence of the waiting list to not have to follow through.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (olroh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Dv3i1)
The GOPe has learned nothing from the fate of the Tory Party in the UK. By not standing for their constituents, that party was ended.
They think they are immune to being cast aside.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)
That's more than just a 'scary thought.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.
Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ew/Be)
Four years ago when the government was locking people in their homes, closing churches, and mandating poison shots these same people told me that this was what democracy looked like and if I didn't like it...tough.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)
Two different browsers, three different connections, including one in Romania, and I can't get to their homepage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: dantesed at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (Oy/m2)
He sounds ridiculous and looks like there are children buried in his crawlspace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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End this backlog!
Posted by: Chuck Martel
That's exactly what I was thinking. Hell, I'm willing to not only waive all the processing fees, but give them the same thousand bucks we give go illegals that self-deport.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
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AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
Now this is something Trump should expedite with a vengeance. I would not be at all surprised if most people doing this are virtue signaling and relying on the existence of the waiting list to not have to follow through.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
Utter it, have a witness and a notary and Bob's your uncle.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (ew/Be)
>>@BillMelugin_
·
8m
>>BREAKING: DOJ confirms to
@FoxNews
that FBI and HSI agents are currently raiding 20+ locations in the Minneapolis, MN area in relation to ongoing federal fraud investigations. Sources tell FOX the locations are largely Somali linked businesses, including the infamous "Quality Learning Center". I'm told these are court approved search warrants being served and they are tied to fraud, not immigration enforcement. Fox is told 22 search warrants were executed in Minnesota this morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (viF8m)
This is unacceptable. We need to streamline this shit. Leftists should be able to renounce their citizenship within 10 minutes. Free.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)
It may. Cloudflare used to use openresty, and may have never gotten around to removing that text from their Server: header. Or may have deliberately left it there to confuse automated hacking.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (olroh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (n9ltV)
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Well? You know. What can I say?
Posted by: San Bobpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)
Reminds me of the guy holding a sign that said, "Behead those that call Islam violent!"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (BCuCF)
AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
AT&T 5G in North Texas says it's got problems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Like Dr.Seuss meets the Tattooed Trapper from "Papillon".
Posted by: Dega at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (AP4bj)
One thing to note here, the pundits tells us "people are literally dying because the government is starved for funding" are also fighting tooth and nail against any fraud investigations.
Well, if you believe every scammer is killing people you'd want to bust them even more then I do wouldn't you?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)
Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223"
Word.
Posted by: Supreme Leader of the Day at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (vFG9F)
If you have six Morons and four pints of bourbon, how much maple syrup does each Moron have to eat?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (olroh)
Posted by: Your trusty Bomar calculator at April 28, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)
That’s a very inaccurate thing to say. The old South was a no growth economic backwater for a full century after that war; no industrialization, mired in generational poverty. That didn’t change until southern voters in the 70’s and 80’s finally began overthrowing the Dem machines that ran those states and electing conservative governments.
Things went to hell nationally when the formerly successful northern states, plus the left coast, chose to throw away all that had made them successful for a century and take a hard left turn instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (tVVBJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
AT&T 5G in North Texas says it's got problems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)
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DNS issues.
It's always DNS.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
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AT&T shows it here no problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 08:52 AM (RIvkX)
Must be a regional thing then. Probably cloudflare or the like.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)
Theoretically yes but in practice no.
Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (tVVBJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (gu0hJ)
And they would be wrong. The GOP would celebrate, some outright and some through passive-aggressive locutions.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (olroh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
But then the parties flipped, so all the bad stuff is now because of Republicans.
Posted by: Really Retarded Leftists secretly ashamed of their party at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM (+7tIQ)
How will we ever keep with Canada in fake claims against the church and DEI investigations if we allow this to happen?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)
Theoretically yes but in practice no.
Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
They would be correct. What, PRECISELY, could be done?
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 08:56 AM (jehhT)
And the Jews.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at April 28, 2026 08:58 AM
Could it be lupus?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 28, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)
It's always DNS.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Do not save (DNS) is the default treatment protocol.
Posted by: Canadian Healthcare at April 28, 2026 09:00 AM (+7tIQ)
The fun part of this is ask the lefty, ok what is the last R president you loved and the last D president you hated, since that should be the pattern from before they flipped right?
I mean...is Coolidge your man now? Or maybe you hate FDR? No on both? Hmm...when did you say the parties flipped again?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
If they take out #1 & #2, number three can be removed just as easily.
Just saying.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ew/Be)
******
If Hakeem Jeffries were to become president within the next 2 1/2 years they will make sure they get him a pope mobile everywhere he goes.
They will put him under bulletproof glass,
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Obscure movie reference at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Note the right did nothing after the left assassinated Kirk. Most of the left believes the same would happen if they assassinate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1
Except they have to assassinate BOTH Trump AND Vance to get Haqueen Jeffries.
At that point, the country is burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ew/Be)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (BCuCF)
Who are they to control citizenship and access to their country? I thought no one was illegal on stolen land.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (+7tIQ)
TBH the answer is what we should be doing now.
How many leftwing orgs and individuals are aware of the plans of these assassins and actively helping them? There should be thousands of people facing charges and yet...nothing.
Yes yes it is hard to charge people in DC. So get creative.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (olroh)
He will still be stupid.
With all the data and people connections out there, go for the éminence grise, not the visable front place-holder.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson
To be fair, desegregation destroyed Cleveland.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (Dv3i1)
Except they have to assassinate BOTH Trump AND Vance to get Haqueen Jeffries.
At that point, the country is burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ew/Be)
Which is why they shouldn't be together at a function like Saturdays.. If that POS had brought maybe 6 or 7 of his buddies they could have rushed the SS and made it to the ballroom... Good bye Trump and Vance...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (U/x/I)
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM (olroh)
The darling of the progressive movement!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:02 AM
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And tell those damn suffragettes to get off my lawn!
Posted by: W. W. at April 28, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 28, 2026 09:06 AM (DgMqy)
I assume they'd say they liked Eisenhower, or Lincoln. Eisenhower because he had a reputation of being moderate and pragmatic, and because they don't know history well enough to name others before Reagan.
I can't imagine they'd throw any Dem under the bus, primarily again because of their ignorance of history, although true Lefties would be willing to ditch Clinton and accuse him of being a sleazy moderate pro-business Republican.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:06 AM (+7tIQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:07 AM (5xoct)
Sometimes they do say that and it is a good trap.
"So you like the Republican party of Ike, Tailgunner Joe, and the general 50s conformity and hostility to communism?"
OH GAIA NO THE 50s WERE TERRIBLE!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson
We closed all our brick and mortar stores.
Posted by: Wilson's House Of Suede and Leather at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Wilson's House Of Suede and Leather at April 28, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)
I got a great overcoat at one of their sales; and an AOSHQ-Approved messenger bag!
Posted by: President Woodrow Wilson at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (olroh)
It was before #METOO (and way before #MEETOOBIN), when it was fashionable to insult and harass women.
How bad was Bill Clinton, in comparison to disgraced people like Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby? How bad were his defenders, like James Carville?
He didn't pay much of a price for attacking the victims of sexual harassment (or worse) by his boss.
Posted by: Another Anon at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (4h45B)
IYKWIM
The message alone would likely rattle him a bit. Might calm him down too. And it would probably give the left something to think about since it'd be the first time the right fought back on equal terms with the left.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)
It's cute the way they think ACB is a conservative.
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (olroh)
That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:10 AM (viF8m)
Good. Energy independence for all oil producing countries, then sell the rest.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Who could have seen that coming ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (U/x/I)
Embrace the power of 'and'!
Didn't they just pass legislation to deport immigrants for fraud? Also, how much of this will lead back to Ilhan Omar and Tim Walz?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)
Yes indeed. I would add that his overseas meddling was a reason for millions of deaths.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:12 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Bulg
Don't forget about me!!!
Posted by: FDR, and Social Security at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (+7tIQ)
How about Obama campaign leader who said, "It's not enough to beat him, he must be so totally destroyed that his kind never rise again?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (5xoct)
Cole is mainstream Democrat thought.
He is not radical.
He is not extreme.
You could swap every word he says for what Jeffries, Schiff, Swalwell, et al. have said and no one could tell who said what.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (tUP1A)
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I think they disliked the quota system used to manipulate prices.
IOW... they felt they weren't getting their fair share.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (jehhT)
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Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)
That's how I rolled.
Posted by: w arthur garrity at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (rJ48h)
Cole is mainstream Democrat thought.
He is not radical.
He is not extreme.
You could swap every word he says for what Jeffries, Schiff, Swalwell, et al. have said and no one could tell who said what.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:15 AM (tUP1A)
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I'm still hoping the grand jury refuses to indict in DC.
Because DC needs to be denied the grand jury system completely, and DC isn't going to get that denied them by playing by the rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (R/457)
12 dates for Bill Clinton?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
So Clinton paid Lewinsky and sort of admitted to it, which he had to because he had so many independent accusers.
He was also accused of sexual assault/rape by two women. Here the evidence was weaker, he did meet alone with the second woman that accused him, and he was politicking in Juanita Broadrick's town the day she accused him of raping her.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)
I'm 1/8th Canuck. My father's mother was born in Saint Catharines, ON.
Kind of surprised my limo liberal sister hasn't made the move (yet.)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg
New Jersey gave us Springsteen, Wilson, And CBD.
Posted by: Mixed Bag? at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: FDR, and Social Security at April 28, 2026 09:14 AM (+7tIQ)
Hands off my hand outs fascists!
Posted by: Old Boomer Hippie at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (AP4bj)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
IT’S OFFICIAL: Over 4.3 MILLION people have been removed from food stamps under President Trump — “A lot of that is FRAUD,” per Brooke Rollins
Big win!
Keep purging the fraud, and people who simply DON’T NEED IT because they can WORK
https://tinyurl.com/3xs2upwe
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)
>>IOW... they felt they weren't getting their fair share.
Sounds like they are also gettng Iron Dome technology from Israel.
Sneaky Jews.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)
He was also accused of sexual assault/rape by two women. Here the evidence was weaker, he did meet alone with the second woman that accused him, and he was politicking in Juanita Broadrick's town the day she accused him of raping her.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)
Trump is the rapist ! He raped some women who can't remember the year. Month or day and it was 20+ years ago...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (U/x/I)
We hear this a lot, but outside of places like Portland, juries usually treat crimes pretty seriously. DC is full of Dems, sure, but many are Dems with social media. The prosecution should be able to quickly ID the real wackadoos and strike them from the jury pool. The fact Cole shot a cop in the chest is going to be too extreme for even most TDS-afflicted Democrats to ignore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (+7tIQ)
Kind of surprised my limo liberal sister hasn't made the move (yet.)
Posted by: Delurker at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)
Tell her that it's now easier to leave the hellhole that is The United States and she can get free MAID service.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: B.J. Clinton at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Because he knew Republicans wouldn't investigate Benghazi.
ba-dum-bum.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (Dv3i1)
Instead, this is real life and she represent actual constituents.
Who agree with her.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (tUP1A)
Trump is the rapist ! He raped some women who can't remember the year. Month or day and it was 20+ years ago...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (U/x/I)
And it was so widely known, they did an episode of Law & Order about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The person who always says
I get cynicism, I do.
But the investigation is happening, that's not nothing.
The SPLC was just indicted, that's not nothing.
Deportations, denaturalizations, and State dept now reviewing political comments (e.g., "Death to America!" before approving visas.
Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have.
*I assume the comment was sarcasm, but hey, I can choose to give a serious response!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (5xoct)
This is actually an important point. The women that accused Clinton had actual dates they could remember that match him with time spent with Clinton. And of course they were normal people not political actors like Carroll.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)
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I, for one, break out in tears everything I think of the Jews dropping bombs on Hezbollah.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)
Because DC needs to be denied the grand jury system completely, and DC isn't going to get that denied them by playing by the rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Since he traveled via train from LA to Chicago and on to DC, he can be tried in any state the train passed thru.
Since trains don't fly, he passed thru flyover country at some point.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ew/Be)
++++
This is fine.
Posted by: The 1850s at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: 18-1
That crazy bitch is totally lying! Her house only has one door!!!
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (+7tIQ)
We hear this a lot, but outside of places like Portland, juries usually treat crimes pretty seriously. DC is full of Dems, sure, but many are Dems with social media. The prosecution should be able to quickly ID the real wackadoos and strike them from the jury pool. The fact Cole shot a cop in the chest is going to be too extreme for even most TDS-afflicted Democrats to ignore.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM (+7tIQ)
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The bigger problem in DC is the grand jury, not trial juries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (R/457)
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
IT’S OFFICIAL: Over 4.3 MILLION people have been removed from food stamps under President Trump — “A lot of that is FRAUD,” per Brooke Rollins
Big win!
Keep purging the fraud, and people who simply DON’T NEED IT because they can WORK
https://tinyurl.com/3xs2upwe
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)
My Friday night at Aldi's last week taught me that. It was the most UN experience (multiple different languages, full families with multi-generations) I've ever seen there. I figure food stamps had been denied, so they needed to shop with the rest of us now.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (tOcjL)
There is a God, and he has a sense of humor.
This clip will live on forever. Hop she can access it from Somalia.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:22 AM (5xoct)
Since trains don't fly, he passed thru flyover country at some point.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ew/Be)
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They will most likely bring the charges before grand juries outside of DC, yes.
But I still want to see DC denied more home rule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (R/457)
This is actually an important point. The women that accused Clinton had actual dates they could remember that match him with time spent with Clinton. And of course they were normal people not political actors like Carroll.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)
It's been said time and time again by medical professionals. Barring a mental break of significant proportions, a woman will NEVER forget vivid details about the attack should they have been raped.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Things ARE happening.
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have.
*I assume the comment was sarcasm, but hey, I can choose to give a serious response!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:20 AM (5xoct)
Yes, things are happening. The problem is that anything done can be rapidly UNdone because of our system of governance. To really redirect our direction would be a generational effort and we just do not have that ability.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Gqar8)
If you read this article JJ linked at top you'll learn the scumbag shot the SS agent in the chest with a .38 caliber bullet, fired from a Rock Island Armory 1911. No wonder the agent's protective vest stopped the bullet, leaving him only lightly injured and dazed, capable of quickly firing his own weapon at the suspect from behind (no hits, though). Fortunately the scumbag apparently didn't know the only proper round for a 1911 is a .45 ACP.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (5rh/l)
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have."
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I'm REALLY enjoying spending more time with my private sector!
Posted by: Pam Blondi at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)
Call me Donald!
Posted by: Barney Fag at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (AP4bj)
Christine Dawood — whose husband, Shahzada, and their 19-year-old son, Sulaiman, were killed when their submarine imploded enroute to view to the Titanic wreckage back in 2023 — said she was forced to endure a painstaking wait to get what was left of their remains.
“We didn’t get the bodies for nine months,” she told the Guardian of the grim return.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)
Apparently so.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)
They should have taken their suitcases of cash and left the Country but I'm sure they believed they were untouchable..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:25 AM (U/x/I)
Posted by: Obese Weave-Headed Lady In Sippers and PJs at Wallmark at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Obese Weave-Headed Lady In Sippers and PJs at Wallmark at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (oftw2)
Style guide says it's "purple drank," ma'am.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)
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Things could get ugly. I mean, Rosa DeLauro is involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:23 AM (Gqar
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Well, the things being done are directed at making it generational.
Especially the funding stuff like USAID, the policy support like SPLC, and the immigration stuff.
And, on top of it all, putting it all back together will not be easy. Take USAID. USAID has existed for decades, steadily morphing into the UBI for unemployable leftists in the DC area. It's gone.
Getting that back is not, "Oh, we put the sign back on the building." People move away to find other work. Funding has to be restored.
And on top of that, there's Loper. The administration cannot just add new regulations anymore. Every new regulation is open to judicial review, meaning that the administration is open to lawsuit for every regulation they put in which they weren't under preceding doctrine Chevron.
So, not only do they have to rebuild, but the judicial philosophy that allowed them to rebuild so much is dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (R/457)
Posted by: LaQuisha at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Wrong. They get funds based on butts in chairs.
Why do you think they want a bazillion illegal kids enrolled
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (LyPw2)
No one denies there's climate. It's just that we do not believe that man has altered it significantly over the course of 200 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Apparently so.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:24 AM (jehhT)
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Well, raids happened months ago. It was in the news.
Indictments take time to form, especially around fraud cases. In terms of legalities, this is honestly light speed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (R/457)
I assume those agents wear at least Level III armor, which would stop almost all handguns. A 1911 in .38? I assume it means 9mm, because I can't imagine it's .38 special, and .380 is pretty unusual as well.
Posted by: Military Moron at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (+7tIQ)
Wrong. They get funds based on butts in chairs.
Why do you think they want a bazillion illegal kids enrolled
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 28, 2026 09:27 AM (LyPw2)
The facts as stated were that they've lost over 300,000 students. Have they REDUCED funding to those schools?
Likely not.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (+7tIQ)
And, TBC, I am NOT arguing they deserved it because they were leftwing.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)
Things could get ugly. I mean, Rosa DeLauro is involved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Could get?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2026 09:29 AM (Gqar
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"It doesn't matter that the left lost $40 billion with the shutdown of USAID."
-it's shit BurtTC was saying
If that doesn't matter, then nothing does and we should all stop paying attention to politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (R/457)
Big win!
Yes, good, DO MORE.
I recently discovered that many cities provide free escooter, Lyft, bicycle rentals (and reduced fare ebike) to people on SNAP. I'm guessing there are more programs like this where SNAP benefits are the identifier for those requiring additional freebies. Amazing, right? How deep does this go?
So, all those people no longer on SNAP are also no separated from all of the other goodies for which SNAP was the gateway.
*Cynical me suspects a lot of these 4.3 SNAP recipients were duplicate (people double-dipping), but I'll still celebrate progress!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)
And, TBC, I am NOT arguing they deserved it because they were leftwing.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)
"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
If that doesn't matter, then nothing does and we should all stop paying attention to politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:30 AM (R/457)
Which of course is good advice... But we won't
Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (U/x/I)
Indictments take time to form, especially around fraud cases. In terms of legalities, this is honestly light speed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:28 AM (R/457)
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These raids are happening now. Not months ago.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Of we want more, we want faster, we want maximum impact/punishment. Today, I choose to celebrate what we have."
...
I'm REALLY enjoying spending more time with my private sector!
So's Agent Orange.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrumpLaysLowDIMON
LET'S GO BRANDON!
AMERICA250: FINISH THEM OFF
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
Over-the-top villainy, mass-manipulation: real-world Doctor Who, better than the series! only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE!
With Adam Schiff/the DARVO/DAVROS and his malfunctioning LIBs pirouetting out of control with the last possible thought on their mind: expropriate, Expropriate, EXPROPRIATE...
"Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory" -- Shameless Politico THUG, Nancy Pelosi'09 in Red China.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Ohtex)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (jehhT)
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Raids did happen months ago.
https://is.gd/G4xNtC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 28, 2026 09:32 AM (R/457)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo)
Yes, good, DO MORE.
I recently discovered that many cities provide free escooter, Lyft, bicycle rentals (and reduced fare ebike) to people on SNAP. I'm guessing there are more programs like this where SNAP benefits are the identifier for those requiring additional freebies. Amazing, right? How deep does this go?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:31 AM (5xoct)
How deep does it go? Check your town to see if there is a NGO/nonprofit handing out free needles to addicts. Not necessarily needle exchange (one used gets you one new) - handouts.
Then look 2 blocks away and you'll see drug dealers salivating as their customers come lumbering towards them.
Welcome to Seacoast NH and cities everywhere.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (N39Ws)
That exchange is amazing!
She had planned to ambush him, and when he calmly tells her what she demands is illegal, total meltdown.
Rep. De Lauro needs to retire to spend more time with her stylist, who is clearly making bank selling her the most expensive and ugliest apparel in the land.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (5xoct)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 28, 2026 09:19 AM
Pffft! Barely an inconvenience!!
Posted by: TDS-addled Democrats at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (RHGPo)
Makes Boston's Big Dig look downright austere.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 28, 2026 09:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: AnnaS at April 28, 2026 09:38 AM (nrfI8)
Oh yeah, Denver has embraced that idea.
I was intrigued by the linking of SNAP to other freebies.
We can laugh at Mamdani campaigning on free subway rides, then pulling back once he understands the cost, but the dirty little secret is this: a lot of his city's - and our own city's - residents are already getting a free ride. All you have to do is enroll in SNAP, and a wave of free stuff materializes. This puts SNAP fraud in sharper focus, as well as identifying how much more they've been giving away quietly.
Just think of say, those "youth" mobbings, or antifa protests, where they all arrive on scooters and ebikes, then set them on fire. We pay for that!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2026 09:42 AM (5xoct)
See, he didn’t have an actual Islamic State (ISIS) membership card, so his conviction was overturned. This is because authorities refuse to admit the possibility that an individual Muslim might independently decide to turn to jihad, without being a member of a designated terrorist organization. If authorities admitted this, they’d have to admit that there might be something within Islam that incites violence.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:55 AM (RHGPo)
Springsteen and Obama have a mutual barnacle-like friendship/partnership.
Renegades: An incredible collaboration between a former US President and a music icon, celebrating life, music, and the American Dream.
Business Insider, Feb. 2021, "On their new Spotify podcast, Renegades: Born in the USA, Obama and Springsteen discussed the origins of their friendship. The two met around 2008, when Springsteen played a concert for Obama's presidential campaign."
Facebook, E Street Nation, Feb. 2026, How President Barack Obama & Bruce Springsteen Became Fiends.
ACLU on Instagram: Yesterday, Bruce Springsteen shared a power reminder... (Prudential Center, Newark, NJ, April 20, 2026) Partnering with our friends, The ACLU of New Jersey, the usual: immigration, deportation, yada yada
The Bruce Springsteen Center for American Music opens to the public June 2026. (Bruce Springsteen Archives and Center for American Music Corporation, a 501(c)(3) Public Charity) The Obama Presidential Center Grand Opening, June 2026. (The center will house the nonprofit Obama Foundation, a 501(c)(3) organization.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)
Ha.
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Carville
>Politico, 'Mapping the Carville Era, from Bill Clinton's alter ego to Joe Biden's Bête Noire'
Lives on legend he taught democrats to win again.
The oldsters holding up No Kings signs and giving the finger to those who disagree with them still reside in his glory days.
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Kimmel
>Late Nighter: With Colbert's Exit, Kimmel is Poised to (Finally) take 11:35 rating lead, April 27, 2026
>Facebook, Sky News Australia, Mar 17, Political Prominent Throughout Oscars: Sky News host Rita Panahi says Jimmy Kimmel "took aim" at the decision by CBS to drop Stephen Colbert's show. (Worth listening to in its entirety as there's an interwoven political piece about Hollywood completely ignoring brave Iranian people who need a voice against the regime AND Kimmel's cheap shot at Melania Trump's documentary film.)
A shame. Kimmel's an old punk, hiding behind a crowd - and his wife.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)
>Fox, 'The View' hosts call out conspiracy theory that shooting was staged, warn against making shooter a martyr
Ana Navarro contrasted the reaction to when Reagan was shot in 1981, saying no one would have questioned whether it was real, April 27, 2026
>News Nation, April 27, 2026, Who are ‘The Wide Awakes’? What we know about Cole Allen’s affiliation
In part, "The Wide Awakes appear to be part of a group called the Sunrise Movement, an organization that says it wants to end billionaire rule, stop the climate crisis and get President Donald Trump out of power, among other causes."
The Sunrise Movement? 🤬
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Good day! 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:57 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:58 AM (RHGPo)
Do these fools REALLY want to live in that world ?
I don't think they do.
Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2026 10:39 AM (qf6NU)
No American citizen, natural born or naturalized, is allowed to spend any portion of their paycheck without first getting the permission of the police.
Sound good?
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 28, 2026 10:44 AM (E6xSb)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)
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They would be.... WRONG about that.
Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2026 10:46 AM (qf6NU)
Posted by: Rotkappchen at April 28, 2026 10:48 AM (j3Fsw)
Posted by: paulnjax at April 28, 2026 10:50 AM (PPnyU)
They think they'll be the Party elites. They'll all be Trotsky, of course.
Manifesto written seems to be from CHATGPT some other AI plug and play. nothing said is interesting
Worse, it's copy-paste from MS-NOW.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2026 10:59 AM (2ocoG)
Was this really the link you wanted to include?
--Thousands of Hezbollah rockets rain down on Israeli homes and cities from Southern Lebanon -- (crickets)
--Israel responds -- ("They're breaking the ceasefire!")
Posted by: TL at April 28, 2026 02:34 PM (hazdd)
Daily Tech News 28 April 2026
Top Story
- A new AI datacenter planned for Box County, Utah, will use more than twice as much power as the rest of the state combined. (Tom's Hardware)
The datacenter will use 9GW of power once it is completed, and the entire rest of Utah currently uses around 4GW. Drawing that much electricity from the grid might prove impractical, so the project managers chose a site near the Ruby Pipeline, and the datacenter will be powered by on-site gas generators. A lot of them.
Tech News
- Talkie is an LLM with a difference: It was trained exclusively on data from before 1931. (Talkie-LM)
Which is an interesting trick, and though the direct utility is somewhat limited, the aspect of training an LLM on a carefully curated dataset rather than throwing the internet at it seems sound.
Also, with examples of code provided, Talkie was able to generate new, correct Python programs. Though whether this is an inherent ability or data contamination is not easily determined.
- A library containing four terabytes of voice data accompanied by the government IDs of the speakers was just leaked. (Oravys)
All I can say to this is Leloo Dallas multipass.
- The Python package elementary-data - not one I have run into before but it apparently has 1.1 million monthly downloads - was hacked to steal your information. (Bleeping Computer)
It's been updated, but if you are running version 0.23.3 then I regret to inform you that you are a meat popsicle.
- Friendster is back from the grave. (The Register)
Some of my best friends are zombies.
Most of them, really.
- A third of new websites are AI-generated. (404 Media)
Another 65% are 100% organic post-consumer waste.
- Notepad++ is now available for the Mac. (Nerds.xyz)
Good. I think.
- GitHub Copilot is switching to usage-based billing. (GitHub)
This may be a bigger story than it seems. We know that none of the AI companies are remotely profitable, meaning that all AI usage right now is being subsidised by investors. The question is, how much will prices go up when this is applied across the industry, and will it be enough to kill off crawling nightmares like Steve Yegge's Gas City?
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: And now, here's A Walk in the Black Forest.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 04:45 AM (1o8D5)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 04:51 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:51 AM (8NTVk)
https://youtu.be/7VTfUyj1uEc
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 04:58 AM (1o8D5)
Authors David Foster Wallace, Jonathan Franzen and Mark Leyner debate the future of American fiction and the appeal it has to the younger generation.
https://charlierose.com/videos/15361
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:01 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 05:03 AM (nD5wh)
https://t.co/h9XJIZdO01
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 05:04 AM (1o8D5)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 05:11 AM (sAmhv)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2026 05:12 AM (2/MrR)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 05:12 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: clarence
Like Windows, it's the default setting. I use self-hosted GitLab for my own projects, but if you want to collaborate with others on public efforts, it's GitHub.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 28, 2026 05:14 AM (BLOW1)
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Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 05:19 AM (nD5wh)
https://t.co/h9XJIZdO01
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 05:04 AM (1o8D5)
So he was going to charge through SS agents, knocking them down with buckshot one after another until he ran out of shells; then switch to his pistol, then throw his throwing knife, then engage in a knife battle with his combat knife, then... clean and dress his kill? His kit is the product of a disordered mind.
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 05:20 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 05:22 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 05:24 AM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 05:24 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 05:24 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)
"The research also found that all this AI-generated text is making the web more cheery and less verbose."
More verbose, seems to me. Less thoughtful selection of words.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:34 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 05:37 AM (6ydKt)
And by employers. I know a guy who bargained for "unlimited tokens" in his work contract.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:39 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)
I'm convinced most of the potential mass-shooters and actual mass-shooters of the past three decades had that problem.
Excluding the Islamic nutballs, of course, who need to video game as they just need the Koran for inspiration.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:40 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 05:41 AM (O7YUW)
****
Limiting the data set will allow additional training to be discrete. That is if you have a neutral training crew. You need humans involved who do not have predetermined agendas and bias. (Yes I am done. Stop laughing before you hurt yourself.)
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 05:45 AM (nD5wh)
Harsh.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:45 AM (8NTVk)
Given enough time and Reddit threads even the AI will turn into a relentlessly pessimistic Redditor or Wiki Editor, and have us all right back to the Marxist alienation they believe is necessary for the revolution.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)
[spoiler]
Leeloo (full name Leeloominaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat) is the protagonist of the 1997 sci-fi film The Fifth Element, portrayed by Milla Jovovich.
As the supreme being and the "fifth element," she is sent to Earth to stop "Evil".
She is famous for her "multipass" scene, her white thermal bandages outfit, and her orange suspenders costume designed by Jean-Paul Gaultier.
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 05:49 AM (8NTVk)
https://youtu.be/gOK3rqVgN2I
Instead we got tattoos, anime hair, and millions of Boy George's.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 05:51 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 05:53 AM (6ydKt)
My favourite scene from "The Fifth Element" is:
https://youtu.be/nah_3vO0uhM
That little dance at the end cracks me up every time.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 05:55 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2026 05:57 AM (ceJ0R)
I woke up on my own about 4:30, so no need for an alarm. I'm having a cup of the in-room coffee, which bears about the same resemblance to real coffee as my black cat Stirling does to a Siberian tiger. Shortly I will get cleaned up, mostly packed, and head down for a little breakfast . . . and then get out of town post-haste.
Skip, you dreamed about Kansas? Gee, if I'd known it was you I'd have waved!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 05:58 AM (TLAG7)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 28, 2026 05:59 AM (YpHnX)
https://youtu.be/gOK3rqVgN2I
Instead we got tattoos, anime hair, and millions of Boy George's.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026
***
As a '60s kid, I had visions that I, at least, would grow up to look like Napoleon Solo or Al Mundy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:00 AM (TLAG7)
Kind words make a difference. I'm not always good about this, but it makes a difference in a world that is very angry and impatient.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:01 AM (n3VHW)
Lord of the Rings - Extended Edition - Trilogy Bundle
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Big Trouble in Little China
The Shoes of the Fisherman
El Dorado
Eclectic, but all excellent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:01 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:04 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:04 AM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 06:05 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 06:05 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026
***
Not a corporate deal, but I left a nice note for the couple who run the hotel and day spa in Fort Scott where I stayed twice on this trip. Candlewood Suites in Salina deserves a nice feedback note too.
The two hotels in Pine Bluff? How do you make a Bronx cheer noise in text?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:07 AM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:07 AM (Ia/+0)
{ Location: Canadian Hospital, ER Triage room. }
"Welcome to the Emergency Room! I'm Talkie, Talkie Nursie. Would you like some MAID?"
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
Matthew 5:17
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2026 06:11 AM (ReYtg)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 06:11 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 05:20 AM (Sy6m/)
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He must have confused himself with John Wick.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2026 06:15 AM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 06:08 AM (O7YUW)
Add a little music and atmosphere like Edward G. Robinson dying in Soylent Green and you're probably right on target.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:18 AM (6ydKt)
That was good of you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:21 AM (n3VHW)
May you have a safe and uneventful trip back to LA. Prayers for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:23 AM (n3VHW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:25 AM (RIvkX)
I found this one of Charleston, SC as it was from 1740 - 1840:
https://youtu.be/J7piq3rLuOc
There are several more of Charleston I've seen, too, but there are probably hundreds of these videos of different cities around the world.
As a history buff I find them fascinating.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:26 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)
_-_
...and that's the benign part of it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 06:34 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:36 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2026 06:38 AM (AN2gy)
Same. It's everything a movie should be - entertaining.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 06:40 AM (eOqcD)
_-_
Imagine a large entity with nefarious intent [stares at China for a moment], a large amount of resources, and ALL of YOUR data.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 06:42 AM (uAMDT)
https://tinyurl.com/yhdxy458
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026 06:45 AM (n3VHW)
Can the (relatively) sealed environment of a data center take advantage of a swamp cooler?
Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2026 06:45 AM (AN2gy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2026
***
Thanks, Fen. I pretty much know the roads, even the detour in Jackson to the pipe shop. I'll stay alert. There's some rain sprinkles here now, I understand from online radar, but the storms are mostly moving to the northeast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:46 AM (TLAG7)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2026 06:50 AM (XV/Pl)
9 gigawatts is more generating capacity than any single power plant currently operating in the world has, be they hydroelectric, gas, oil, coal, or nuclear.
If this new facility were to use nuclear reactors, they'd need nine (maybe 10) of them in a single power plant.
This is NUTS.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 06:50 AM (O7YUW)
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I like this idea
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 28, 2026 06:50 AM (gDlxJ)
This news comes on the heels of an SJW company that butchered the English translation of a Japanese game so badly, the company was releasing hotfixes almost immediately to correct things.
In closing, stop using anime and video games for your therapy sessions and stop trying to normalize mental illness.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 06:52 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 06:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 06:52 AM (NR6c1)
May I subscribe to your newsletter?
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 06:53 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:07 AM (TLAG7)
"phbbthbthbthbtht".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2026 06:54 AM (Ot/FD)
_-_
Sure seems like a bizarre set of priorities to allocate so many resources to these things. Are all of these data centers really needed? For what, _exactly_?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 06:54 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 28, 2026 06:07 AM (TLAG7)
"phbbthbthbthbtht".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2026 06:54 AM (Ot/FD)
Fritz the Cat!
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 06:55 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at April 28, 2026 06:57 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2026 06:40 AM (eOqcD)
Exactly.
It's got sci-fi future, good vs. evil, action/adventure, forward fashion, and funny as hell in parts.
Luc Besson did a marvelous job.
He tried to recreate that magic with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and almost succeeded but that flick is nowhere near as good as The Fifth Element regardless of how cute Cara Delevingne is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 06:59 AM (6ydKt)
The push to get these data centers online and powered this quickly reminds me a lot of Nancy Pelosi's infamous quotation:
https://youtu.be/9uC4bXmcUvw
"But we have to pass the bill so you can uh... find out what is in it."
To which any sane person's reaction should be "Oh HELL no."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 28, 2026 07:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:01 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 06:54 AM (uAMDT)
It's not Amazon's fault that everyone does useless crap with computing power, any more than it's Home Depot's fault that idiots keep ruining their houses.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:03 AM (wVcYX)
_-_
We need the space to store your biometric data and all of your activities....
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:03 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:04 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 28, 2026 07:02 AM (Ot/FD)
=====
Now all my cat videos are AI-powered!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2026 07:05 AM (RIvkX)
_-_
We need the space to store your biometric data and all of your activities....
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:03 AM (uAMDT)
On the threshold of each and every one of us being our own Truman Show.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2026 07:06 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: m
Of course! The more people who quote my work, the more it makes the freaks cry.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:06 AM (NR6c1)
****
King C is more likely to have to learn about fanatics removing kings from their thrones. If Presidents can be removed by violent whackjobs, anyone in authority is in play.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 07:06 AM (nD5wh)
_-_
And "security" is always imperfect, expensive, difficult...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:09 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:09 AM (VyBeY)
I guess he's well enough for a plane ride to Canada last year and D.C. this year, but I don't think the old boy has too many years left in him.
The U.K. may have a chance if William V is nothing like his father but I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 07:10 AM (6ydKt)
****
King C is more likely to have to learn about fanatics removing kings from their thrones. If Presidents can be removed by violent whackjobs, anyone in authority is in play.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 07:06 AM (nD5wh)
NO KINGS
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (8NTVk)
Well we got one here anyway. The left gets no respect.
Of course they don't deserve any so Welcome KING!
Y'all have a good visit.
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: NR Pax
They've solved this problem in advance by not actually building most of the planned datacenters. At best they are way behind schedule; at worst they are hundreds of acres of farmland gone to seed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:12 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: NR Pax
They've solved this problem in advance by not actually building most of the planned datacenters. At best they are way behind schedule; at worst they are hundreds of acres of farmland gone to seed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (BLOW1)
for some values of "solved"
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:13 AM (8NTVk)
_-_
We should put them in the old Walmart, Toys-R-Us, or shopping mall.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:14 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:16 AM (uAMDT)
I remember him saying repeatedly "I'll tell you when to panic."; I wonder what he'd be saying yesterday, and today ...
also a 20+year archive that could be used for that purpose: Grateful Dead concerts!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 28, 2026 07:17 AM (VyBeY)
_-_
Reckon they have enough "energy credits" for that?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:19 AM (X40zJ)
Posted by: NR Pax
They've solved this problem in advance by not actually building most of the planned datacenters. At best they are way behind schedule; at worst they are hundreds of acres of farmland gone to seed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 28, 2026 07:11 AM (BLOW1)
They had ambitions, lots of ambitions.
Unfortunately their obsession with destroying energy infrastructure across the western world for the past three decades has limited their options considerably.
Not to mention they're catching hell trying to build them anywhere because too many people are noticing and they don't want to see their electric bills skyrocket so Chat GPT can get better at hallucinating good poetry.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 07:19 AM (6ydKt)
_-_
We should put them in the old Walmart, Toys-R-Us, or shopping mall.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:14 AM (uAMDT)
103 I apologize for the very odd-looking copy and paste error at 102.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:16 AM (uAMDT)
I'd been tryin' to figure that out!
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (8NTVk)
There was an article in the Epoch Times a few days ago about a farming town in KY that was getting pressured to sell land to a data center. The government was forced to sign an NDA, the reps from the company weren't talking about any details and things were getting rejected.
So there is some hope on this.
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (NR6c1)
I would like to see all of Rush's parodies in one place where they can be played over and over. Like the Reverend Al Shabazz Shabang and his Fierce Feminine and In Your Face Femanazi bits, not to mention Barack The Magic Negro.
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Bo Snerdley at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (AP4bj)
Posted by: Don Black at April 28, 2026 07:22 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:22 AM (9lqZe)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)
it's worth asking
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:23 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (uAMDT)
Posted by: NR Pax at April 28, 2026 07:21 AM (NR6c1)
I honestly don't think we need these huge AI data centers for AI.
If they can optimize them enough most people would be able to run them at home on Mac Mini type machines to do their own stuff without paying some huge company a subscription fee by the month.
The "Cloud" started all of this data center craze years ago and a lot of companies are now realizing what a mistake that was when they could've built their own clouds and didn't need Amazon, MS, and the rest to do it for them.
Data centers are still needed for many things, but nothing like the plans they have now will be necessary in the long run if local compute/storage progress like they should in the future.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 07:28 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at April 28, 2026 07:24 AM (uAMDT)
ah
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 07:35 AM (8NTVk)
How Remington Made Rifles & Shotguns (1969 Factory Film)
https://youtu.be/StRiRoiBdbE
(27m32s)
Saw this today, and thought some of the people around here would enjoy it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 28, 2026 07:44 AM (6ydKt)
Have a great day!
-
I took that as a Q&A.
So... eat drink and be merry.
I can live with that!
Until...
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 07:45 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Case at April 28, 2026 07:22 AM (9lqZe)
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I dunno. Sounds a little down to me.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 07:46 AM (1o8D5)
The board of directors have started to closely examine the company’s data-center deals in recent months and questioned Altman’s efforts to secure even more computing power despite the business slowdown.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2026 09:38 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheCatBitesMyToe at April 28, 2026 10:45 AM (LOZbR)
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My girls did a bachelorette party with one of their friends where they attempted a Bob Ross video,..results varied, but they were very happy just sitting around and TRYING (and maybe a few glasses of wine).
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Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 27, 2026 09:51 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 09:52 PM (LHPAg)
A fourth suspect, Ararat Chirkinian
Traditional American names.
Is the only "Bob Smith" left in the United States the one who has to monitor us for the NSA?
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A considerably less funny sequel to Chico Escuela's "Bad Things 'Bout De Mets"
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How lovely to see our make-believe military (?!!) trannies hangin' with the regular folk🤢...
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It is as if Kathleen Kennedy and Alex Kurtzman were in charge of the remake.
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Newsweek reports there are 4 million fewer people on SNAP after Trump's rule changes.
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Nice work, MisHum!
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__________
Entitled "Wisconsin in June".
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Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 27, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
Why the secrecy? Was there a sasquatch inside the bureau who would have tipped off his friends?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Not enough snow and too many mountains.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)
The honest answer? The government is obsessed with secrecy.
It means no one is ever on the hook, for example deciding if spending government funds on BigFoot is a good expenditure of money
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 10:05 PM (sKqQm)
*dissonant organ chord*
*sepulchral voice*
Teresa...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 09:59 PM (k6bR3)
Yes?
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We were just watching How Ballet Dancers Stand On Their Toes | Physics of Pointe (Ballet Science)
https://youtu.be/sd3j0pHpKsE
Complete Bridge Construction Timelapse is pretty cool
https://youtu.be/OKl1QYZjOuQ
Also, in case nobody's mentioned it yet, the mystery click doesn't work.
Posted by: mindful webworker - more mysterious than ever at April 27, 2026 10:07 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 10:08 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 27, 2026 10:08 PM (oR00h)
Posted by: Ilhan "Omar" Nur!
+++
Sometimes I think we might not be sending our best and brightest to Washington.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 27, 2026 10:08 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 10:10 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 27, 2026 09:43 PM (CkDaS)
Oh, Girl.
Superstar DJ's
Here we go!
(I highly doubt anybody on this forum will get the reference.)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 27, 2026 10:10 PM (oR00h)
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Ouch. I'm too prone to ingrown toenails to even *think about* en pointe
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 10:10 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 10:10 PM (fK5DA)
Oh, and the alarm clock seems to have no way to set the time, and it's reading two and a half hours late. Probably setting the alarm won't work either. They'll need another feedback note about that one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 10:11 PM (TLAG7)
A little cruelty in the ONT!
She's a pure bureaucrat. Someone made a decision without getting the form stamped 5 times, and that's the end of the freakin' world.
Posted by: mikeski and/or Hermes Conrad at April 27, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Otto Penn at April 27, 2026 10:11 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)
The painting up top is lovely. You, sir, have a distinctive style of painting!
That Wayne's World remake tweet is too funny. I (shudder) know who the blonde is, but who's the other pyrsyn?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (vrNzf)
We were just watching How Ballet Dancers Stand On Their Toes | Physics of Pointe (Ballet Science)
https://youtu.be/sd3j0pHpKsE
Why didn’t you just ask? Also, this is why dancers can’t be foot models.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (hftzA)
From Veritasium - "How a single cosmic particle added 4,096 votes to an election result."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)
The bear broke your kayak, dumbass, because it's an ursinehole.
All viewers of that video eventually wish,
"Bear! Bear! Why won't you rip out her throat?"
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Beverly at April 27, 2026 10:12 PM (reMys)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 27, 2026 10:13 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 10:13 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:14 PM (2GVsD)
"Other world wars could only go to ten. We took ours to eleven! That's one more war than ten, you see."
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 10:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 27, 2026 10:17 PM (YBtcQ)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at April 27, 2026 10:17 PM (h/O4U)
Good grief...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2026 09:50 PM (UDzNJ)
Having been on oilfield jobs in bear country just like that pictured above, the safety hands keep up a constant refrain of "beware of bears", so people are psyched up to bears under every tarp. And if it's an oilfield in Canada, nobody can keep a firearm in camp, except the one Indian whose sole job is to shoot problem bears, when and if they do become a problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 10:17 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
As terrible as they are, they don’t deserve that, no team deserves that.
Well maybe the Tigers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 10:21 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 10:22 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Here's a temporary mystery click, then:
https://youtu.be/WDZ41LPgPCE
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 10:22 PM (mFhj
You can almost feel your nose hair freezing. Well, not you, you live in the fallen eden of California.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (4cXNo)
Posted by: Art Maven at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: pookysgirl loves good art at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2026 10:25 PM (UDzNJ)
Anyway, the second bear video is a riot. Thanks, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2026 10:25 PM (EjgNj)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 10:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 27, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 10:26 PM (wVcYX)
I've seen the bear - kayak vid before. All I could think was the bear was thinking "come and defend your kayak girly. Come just a little closer"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 10:27 PM (gu0hJ)
Ummm, I am 99% certain that is a willfully false statement.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 10:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma
But what are the stats on how many of those 4 million people have starved to death, now that we aren't giving them food stamps for Fritos and coca cola?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 10:28 PM (diia5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Is that Rosa deLauro with the fat ugly tranny?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Anna Puma
They
Posted by: nerdygirl
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)
Anyway, the second bear video is a riot. Thanks, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2026
***
"In our first segment, Jim will wrestle George the hungry alligator, while I make martinis in the tent. But first a word from our sponsor, Mutual of Omaha."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (TLAG7)
It spat out
Shades After Midnight
https://bit.ly/shades-after-midnight
Meh. Very AI. It was a fun first effort, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker - boggling goggles at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Ilhan "Omar" Nur!
Which reminds me, we were promised that with Trump in office we would have WWIII. He's been in office twice now, so, what's the hold up?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Cqx++)
But what are the stats on how many of those 4 million people have starved to death, now that we aren't giving them food stamps for Fritos and coca cola?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026
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From what I see at Walmart, those same people are bearing up under the loss. The floor of the store is also bearing up under their excessive weight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 10:32 PM (TLAG7)
1. The Public Buildings Act of 1959
40 U.S.C. §§ 3301–3316
This is the closest thing to a “specific statute.”
It requires congressional approval for major alterations to federal buildings above a certain cost threshold. A new White House ballroom is unquestionably a “major alteration.”
Courts have repeatedly held that the White House is not exempt from this Act.
make of that what you will
> above a certain cost threshold.
but what if the project is privately funded? no skin of Congress' pig-like snout, one would think..
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 10:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Ilhan "Omar" Nur!
+++
Sometimes I think we might not be sending our best and brightest to Washington.
Posted by: Florida Peasant
In fairness, we didn't send her to Washington, Somali did.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Here's a temporary mystery click, then:
https://youtu.be/WDZ41LPgPCE
Posted by: mikeski
Tolerable.
Certainly better than the mystery click.
Easier on the ears than Shades After Midnight!
Posted by: mindful webworker - scoot bootin at April 27, 2026 10:33 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2026 10:33 PM (CHHv1)
They are DEVO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Cqx++)
Neither should be left alone with children.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 10:33 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at April 27, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Prell harbor?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2026 10:35 PM (EjgNj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: DEVO at April 27, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
Why, oh why, are these people always AWFLs.?!
Good grief lefty women! Pull your undies out of your ass!
You'll feel much better🙀!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2026 10:36 PM (UDzNJ)
They might be men.
They are DEVO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well, that's just cruel. What did DEVO ever do to you?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
The United States is such a glorious country that even the poor people are fat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (TLAG7)
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Ha! So true... he was like the OG management consultant
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2026 10:40 PM (EjgNj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 10:41 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
I thought that was for a basketball court, because, ya know, priorities.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
Sounds like a Federal homeowners association
Posted by: Javems at April 27, 2026 10:42 PM (zFsEm)
I think Gaylord replaced the bowling alley with the court.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:43 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
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A fitting prelude to the concrete boner he's inflicting on Chicago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 10:43 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)
Sounds like a Federal homeowners association
Posted by: Javems
And Carol Quill's real name is Karen.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026
I did read that 7-11 is closing a lot of stores because EBTs aren't applicable to junk food anymore. Hard to believe it was that big a part of their income!!
Why does Trump hate 7-11?
Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm roller dogs at April 27, 2026 10:44 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Anna Puma
They might be men.
Posted by: nerdygirl
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:30 PM (VHUov)
I say that Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley did it better in their music video, "Where's The Dress?"
The original video cain't be found on YT, but here is a live performance w/out the costuming -
https://youtu.be/Vf-VHcphD28
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 10:45 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
That thing is such a monstrosity that I think he might be going blind. That thing is ugly even by commie standards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
>>> 215 I've played a few first-person shooters that do a "reset" about 2/3 of the way through the game, taking away all your fun toys and leaving you barely armed, if at all. I hate those because it feels like all your previous efforts in becoming death incarnate was for nothing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
>> I assume that means "we had 2/3 of a good game, then got bored and made 1/3 of the sequel, and then we thought....."
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 09:29 PM (VHUov)
I take it as a sign that they couldn't balance the power scaling, and instead of either tweaking the mechanics or lowering the ramp rate, they just wiped the progress to keep it in the balanced range. Even with a good in-game narrative reason -- like getting kidnapped or arrested and having everything confiscated -- the meta would keep from fully forgiving them.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 10:47 PM (Sy6m/)
I hope the architect was DEI and the building engineers were DEI. And then the inspectors were paid off so it was built super cheap.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2026 10:49 PM (vE0+H)
22 Buddhist monks arrested at Sri Lanka airport for allegedly hiding 242 pounds of marijuana in luggage
https://tinyurl.com/4rtz9ek5
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 10:49 PM (gu0hJ)
Why does Trump hate 7-11?
Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm roller dogs
Oh, I believe it. I've lived in the same neighborhood with welfare people. A lot of them are poor because of dumb decision making. That's the problem. No matter what the government does, no matter what programs there are, their lives will still be a mess.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
"Ford filed patents to read your lips, scan your pupils, monitor your heart rate, and run your face through a criminal database. In your own truck. Without telling you.
And disable your truck.
"This isn't about safety. It's never been about safety. Ford Pro Telematics is already live — fleet managers can pull a real-time video feed of your face right now, from their phone, while you're driving. And Ford's own marketing materials explicitly connect that data to insurance outcomes." [and the cops] _H/T, Beverley
youtube.com/watch?v=ZWT1dzpQWqw
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 10:50 PM (Puq9y)
The hotel serves up a breakfast buffet -- probably eggs, maybe sausage, the do-it-yourself waffles, cereal and milk, juice, and coffee. Given how the room has worked out for me, I wonder also how the food will be.
Well, "free" covers a lot of sins. Or at least papers over them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 10:50 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)
Just fire every one of these "ham and eggers" and start over.
Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2026 10:51 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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But we won't be paying for it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 10:51 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So, we will be able to entertain ourselves by watching youtubes of that thing collapsing?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 10:52 PM (LmPA0)
22 Buddhist monks arrested at Sri Lanka airport for allegedly hiding 242 pounds of marijuana in luggage
https://tinyurl.com/4rtz9ek5
Posted by: Don Black
I think that makes them Buddist monks.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)
https://tinyurl.com/4rtz9ek5
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Putting the "baked" into "Omm-baked cookies".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 10:52 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)
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How's that AE-35 unit looking, HAL?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 10:53 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 10:53 PM (ZxPkt)
If we are really lucky, during the ribbon cutting for the opening. That way no one is in it and there will be massive media coverage.
A modern-day Ozymandias
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Polonius at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (T6aVk)
Yeah, that's pretty much the belief. MH kinda calls it in on some Mondays. But, he's still fun😜! Even so, I have to wonder why does he even bother. I bet CBD has got something on him, and it ain't pretty😳
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whirled wore elevens at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (y3Pql)
The hotel serves up a breakfast buffet -- probably eggs, maybe sausage, the do-it-yourself waffles, cereal and milk, juice, and coffee. Given how the room has worked out for me, I wonder also how the food will be.
Well, "free" covers a lot of sins. Or at least papers over them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming
Use your phone as the alarm, way more reliable based on what is going on there at the hotel.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (Puq9y)
A: 5th Panzer Division
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 10:53 PM (ZxPkt)
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You do know you have to take Belgium first, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 27, 2026 10:55 PM (0e5Te)
"Those are fighting words," embarrassed people of Krikkit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:56 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 27, 2026 10:57 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whirled wore elevens at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (y3Pql)
Had she said World War Eye Eye Inwound still be laughing.
As it is, I was reminded of that time back in the 1980s I saw an NBC two part miniseries called World War XII.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 27, 2026 10:59 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
*Gargles brain bleach at thought that popped to mind.*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Sherlock brings out his big magnifying glass.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Mystery Date? at April 27, 2026 11:02 PM (y3Pql)
I hope the architect was DEI and the building engineers were DEI. And then the inspectors were paid off so it was built super cheap.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Honey, it's Chicago. Of course the inspectors were paid off. It's a normal operating expense on any project in that particular set of zip codes.
I hope the architect is sued for malpractice. Nothing that ugly should ever come from anyone who actually want to design school.
And the architect should sue the school he went to.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
I did read that 7-11 is closing a lot of stores because EBTs aren't applicable to junk food anymore. Hard to believe it was that big a part of their income!!
Why does Trump hate 7-11?
Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm roller dogs at April 27, 2026 10:44 PM
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A lot of food stamps get, or got, converted to cash by buying cases of soda and reselling, typically for 50 cents on the dollar. Crooked convenience store owners, many of them foreign, do the whole fraud cycle in the store.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
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Box spaghetti was my salvation as I worked my way through college. I'm amazed the Lady Cicero stuck it out with me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 11:04 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 10:35 PM (Puq9y)
And nobody said shit. Trump needs to start invoking the "obama did it, so my turn and kiss my ass" rule.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whirled wore elevens at April 27, 2026 10:54 PM (y3Pql)
If, in fact, she has any, then her intelligence is certainly artificial.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:05 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Mystery Date? at April 27, 2026 11:02 PM (y3Pql)
Yeah...I tried to fix it, but damned if I know where to start!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2026 11:05 PM (n9ltV)
Nope - white liberals did.
Somalis are only a small fraction of Ilhan's district.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2026 11:06 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at April 27, 2026 11:08 PM (xEtvN)
A popular activity among junkies in Portland is to buy bottled water with EBT, pour the water out, and then return the bottles for the deposit.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2026 11:08 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 11:04 PM (+HNx/)
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Heh yes Fiance F. came to live with me as I was finishing my graduate degree and all the mac and cheese I fed her gave her second thoughts.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
1. The Public Buildings Act of 1959
40 U.S.C. §§ 3301–3316
This is the closest thing to a “specific statute.”
It requires congressional approval for major alterations to federal buildings above a certain cost threshold. A new White House ballroom is unquestionably a “major alteration.”
Courts have repeatedly held that the White House is not exempt from this Act.
make of that what you will
> above a certain cost threshold.
but what if the project is privately funded? no skin of Congress' pig-like snout, one would think..
Posted by: Don Black
Yes, That presumes federal funding. Below that cost threshold they can do major repairs with 'maintenance' money at the agencies discretion (the money is given lump sum by Congress w/o regard to specific projects). I had one project where the building "maintenance" money was used to strip it to bare structural steel.
How?
If funded by Congress the threshold is relative to all new construction cost.
If funded by Congress....
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
lights, pipes and electrical wiring —
the large multi-year project focused on aging, failing infrastructure underground and inside the Executive Mansion — replacing or upgrading electrical systems, plumbing and similar building-wide systems —
tennis court into basket ball, Solar Panels for prezzies living quarters.
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Remeber the whole thing fenced off because digging and movement of heavy equipment.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:11 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 27, 2026 10:35 PM (EjgNj)
The country was in a lather over it, IIRC..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 27, 2026 11:11 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 27, 2026 11:13 PM (UDzNJ)
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It's a way of life where they come from.
They should be sent back home.
Fraud has no home here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:14 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 27, 2026 11:14 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2026 11:14 PM (NUgLK)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 27, 2026 11:14 PM (0e5Te)
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We owe Kevin Feige our undying gratitude.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 11:19 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 27, 2026 11:19 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
The country was in a lather over it, IIRC..
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Now the country's conditioned to accept failure.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
At my most dire, peanut butter sandwiches.
Above that, tubes of hamburger with sliced bread for buns.
I remember the glory days of the mid-90s when McDonalds and Burger King were feuding for market share. Burger King at $1 Whoppers back then. It was glorious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 27, 2026 11:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 11:04 PM (+HNx/)
My italian side, mom's side, says not a damn thing wrong with box spaghetti. My other side, also italian, dad's side, says make-a da fresh you medigon. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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What's a "Black Ale", and what distinguishes it from a Stout or Porter?
Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2026 11:25 PM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:26 PM (77rzZ)
George Conway might be suitable. Quasimodo is another candidate.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2026 11:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 27, 2026 11:22 PM (xcxpd)
Arby's. 5 Roast Beef/Beef n' Cheddars for $5.
T'was a golden time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 27, 2026 11:22 PM (xcxpd)
Hell yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:27 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
At my most dire, peanut butter sandwiches.
Above that, tubes of hamburger with sliced bread for buns.
I remember the glory days of the mid-90s when McDonalds and Burger King were feuding for market share. Burger King at $1 Whoppers back then. It was glorious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo
I've lived for years with PB&J for lunch, bring in cheap loaf of bread, generic PB and J. This was an office job. Coworkers going out to lunch every day thought I was stuck up or some shit.
Then I moved up to big ass pots of chili. Freeze individual portions. Eat with saltines. Chili for months on end.
Then switch over to bean soup w/ ham or kielbasa...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)
.59/.79/.99 (whomever remembers that Garth Brooks bit is old.) *raises hand*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 27, 2026 11:19 PM (xcxpd)
What is something that is almost never said in the Art Thread?
Posted by: HQ Jeopardy at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (E8YyD)
I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.
I tried.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2026 11:29 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2026 11:25 PM (3tF5Z)
Seems a little hoppier than stout or porter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 11:29 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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cc Corporate. That gets them off their ass.
If you're a Rewards member, add on your number.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2026 11:31 PM (3tF5Z)
"Add your own sugar" means I got accustomed to using only half a cup, instead of full cup, in 2-quarts.
I don't eat ramen or cup o' noodles at all now. Grape kool-aid is *right out!*
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
.59/.79/.99 (whomever remembers that Garth Brooks bit is old.) *raises hand*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (bss/y)
I remember 25 cent white castle burgers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: HQ Jeopardy at April 27, 2026 11:28 PM (E8YyD)
I'll bid a million for that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:31 PM (snZF9)
Preach it, brother. When you could get 6 cheese burgers and a drink for $5.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 27, 2026 11:33 PM (bss/y)
_Jonathan Turley
The article motivated by a podcast with [Turley,] radical Hasan Piker, the New York Times Opinion Culture Editor Nadja Spiegelman, and New Yorker writer Jia Tolentino captured the moral relativism that has taken hold of the left in American society.
https://tinyurl.com/49uyvm8c
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:33 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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What's a "Black Ale", and what distinguishes it from a Stout or Porter?
Posted by: buddhaha
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Made from black water.
- Uncle Buck
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:25 PM (snZF9)
My mom's aunts were horrified to learn that she was serving prepackaged ravioli to her newlywed husband:
"We didn't raise you that way!"
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 27, 2026 11:34 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: buddhaha
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Made from black water.
- Uncle Buck
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Best drunk while listening to the Doobie Brothers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 27, 2026 11:35 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:36 PM (ugkak)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 11:36 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)
I don't know why, but I actually liked that ramen shit. Either in the cup or those plastic bag brick things. They had chicken or beef flavor. It has way too much sodium though, so I don't eat them anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: raimondo at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (9ljAi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
More convenience than preference, never had a whopper until then.
First Impression - It's a Salad Burger !
Move to Hawaii while that deal was still going on... there whopper had the same bun and meat, but a little piece of brown lettuce, sliver of onion, and a mushed half slice of tomato... the veggies in Hawaii coat almost as much as meat because it had to be shipped in 'fresh' vs. frozen.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)
It's all just Marxism to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (RIvkX)
You mean because of the evil ghouls slaughtering a million unborn children each year? That's the "unethical" they're talking about, right?
Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2026 11:38 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:39 PM (ugkak)
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Smoking all the crack again
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:42 PM (Puq9y)
"We didn't raise you that way!"
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 27, 2026 11:34 PM (nbLIj)
Here in jersey we can get these ravioli from a company called Pastosa. I think they may have originated in Brooklyn, but you see them in some of the italian stores around here. They come in a box packed in corn meal. My grandmother was the italian cook from hell and thats what she used if she didn't make her own. They are the shit. As my grandmothers both got older they stopped making the fresh pasta altogether. They still made their sauce, but no more pasta drying all over the house. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:43 PM (Puq9y)
It's all just Marxism to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (RIvkX)
Been fighting commies all my adult life. Not stopping now, especially since they have upped their game. Three attempts.
I have no doubt there will be more. They see the midterms as existential and don't care who gets hurt. They will ramp the the rhetoric more and more until they get their result.
It's going to be an interesting summer.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 11:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 27, 2026 11:46 PM (9ljAi)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:37 PM (77rzZ)
Who gives a fuck. They're bite size. At 3am when you're tanked up there's nothing wrong with finger food. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 11:46 PM (snZF9)
You mean because of the evil ghouls slaughtering a million unborn children each year? That's the "unethical" they're talking about, right?
Posted by: Wally
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That's good for your 'Hello, starter pack'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 11:46 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2026 11:46 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 11:47 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:48 PM (ugkak)
Posted by: raimondo at April 27, 2026 11:50 PM (9ljAi)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
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Tru dat but hydrate anyway, salt or no salt. At a minimum, drink a pint of water when waking up and one before each of 3 meals a day.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 11:51 PM (1o8D5)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)
I suppose saying black patent malt confuses consumers so brewers KISS.
I see a few articles describing the differences, but why complicate the nectar of the gods?
Posted by: 13times at April 27, 2026 11:53 PM (NUgLK)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: raimondo at April 27, 2026 11:50 PM (9ljAi)
Man, you're going to be a terror, once you're weaned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 11:53 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: morbidly obese blue-haired harridan at April 27, 2026 11:54 PM (1UIbZ)
I did like a particular brand of baked beans, had a lumberjack on the can. 2 cans actually, a can of beans, and another small can with onions and spicy sauce taped to the top.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 27, 2026 11:54 PM (kGQLW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
I think I must have that gene.
Like to make my own pizza.
pepperoni, ham, sausage, anchovy, green olives, and if I feel like making it healthy I'll throw on some onions...
It does seem to have some effect on BP.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:55 PM (ugkak)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
They ever consider just using a clothesline?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Like to make my own pizza.
pepperoni, ham, sausage, anchovy, green olives, and if I feel like making it healthy I'll throw on some onions...
It does seem to have some effect on BP.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Get rid of those anchovies and you'll be fine.
Follow the ONT for other health and dietary tips.
Health is our passion.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB)
How?
If funded by Congress the threshold is relative to all new construction cost.
If funded by Congress....
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
This is why we spend so much on military housing on base. Redoing old, useless 1950's concrete barracks into "apartments," which are always awful, and cost more than going into town and buying each soldier a 2-bedroom house. It is all "maintenance" money. If we tore the whole thing down and started new, it would be cheaper, but the funding would take 6 years through Congress and might not happen at all, so we spend all the maintenance money making something that's about half-assed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:57 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 11:57 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB)
Wait, I thought drinking and boobs were our passions.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:58 PM (DwqWV)
I get bottled water because it's easier to keep track and tastes much better than what comes out of the tap here. (I tried filtering, but it's a hassle.)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 11:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:55 PM (ugkak)
Three different kinds of kidney stones, but the lack of water due to over-salting just puts them all on overdrive.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:59 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 11:48 PM (ugkak)
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I loved it when he escaped from Chateau D'if.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 27, 2026 11:59 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: morbidly obese blue-haired harridan
Krystal
Get yourself a sackful of Krystals!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
>In the JEF's defense, even though he could shoot the ball for shit, I never saw him once flop on the court like these NBA superstars. The LeBron flop is next level.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (ugkak)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:53 PM (77rzZ)
I don't think they miss him at all. In fact, they probably celebrated the day he moved out of mom's basement into the downtown YMCA.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (DwqWV)
What “activates” charcoal, anyway? What’s wrong with the stuff in the fireplace?
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (kGQLW)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 11:57 PM (2WIwB)
Wait, I thought drinking and boobs were our passions.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:58 PM (DwqWV)
Passions...hobbies...potato...pototo...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2026 12:01 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Over the weekend.
I remember coming home from trick-or-treating as a kid to the news that Harold McClinton had died. For those who were in the area, you know what I'm referring to.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 28, 2026 12:01 AM (W5mpo)
Posted by: the village at April 28, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (Fbc0I)
Perhaps LeBron should swap his sneakers for flip-flops, to make his flops floppier.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 12:02 AM (S/Y4j)
Vegas in 2026 is proving you can't win the Cup with below average goaltending, no matter how good the rest of your team is.
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2026 12:02 AM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 11:59 PM (77rzZ)
https://www.alaska.org/detail/mount-redoubt-volcano
We have an exploding mountain of those.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 12:02 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 12:04 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2026 12:04 AM (ugkak)
++++
Ummm, I am 99% certain that is a willfully false statement.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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I think that the suit is going nowhere, too, but I'm not at 99%.
Three words: Judge James Boasberg
Who knows how some TDS afflicted judge is going to rule, and there's no shortage of them in DC.
Congress' sole power here is the power of the purse, but Trump has negated that by getting private donations. There's no special historic value to the east wing, and legally, that's moot, anyway. Under the Unitary executive power he can issue any executive order that is not otherwise illegal to direct the actions of people and property use under the executive purview. The White House is definitely under executive control.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 12:04 AM (3tF5Z)
Like to make my own pizza.
pepperoni, ham, sausage, anchovy, green olives, and if I feel like making it healthy I'll throw on some onions...
It does seem to have some effect on BP.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)
I started making my own pizza not that long ago. I can't wait to see my next blood work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 11:58 PM (DwqWV)
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Drinking, boobs and health.
Wait. Drinking, boobs, fish puns and health.
Wait. Drinking, boobs, fish puns, boobs and health.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (kGQLW)
Strong heating in the absence of oxygen, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (kGQLW)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:07 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 12:04 AM (3tF5Z)
I expect it is on the Historic Register or some such foolishness, which would mean it was administered by the Parks Service. If that were so, then perhaps there would be paperwork to file, but I rather doubt the Parks Service can over-rule the POTUS.
Then again, the East Wing is probably NOT on the Register, because it was a piece of crap. But, you never know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 12:07 AM (DwqWV)
Wait. Drinking, boobs, fish puns and health.
Wait. Drinking, boobs, fish puns, boobs and health.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (+HNx/)
Don't forget guns, tree puns, and funny animals.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 12:08 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:09 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (kGQLW)
Sdhofield is definitely on the Register, but they get around that because it is considered militarily necessary. Also means things like they don't need elevators for the HCP access, etc.
I've found all sorts of odd items when remodeling old barracks on bases. So far no body parts, but some of these guys would squirrel away.... well. Nuff said.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 12:10 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 12:10 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 28, 2026 12:05 AM (+HNx/)
Don't forget guns, tree puns, and funny animals.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 12:08 AM (S/Y4j)
Who knew we were so passionate?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 12:10 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2026 12:11 AM (ugkak)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Damn.
I forgot the bacon. Don't forget bacon.
Best thing about making your own is you can focus on the stuff/quality/quantity that matters to you. Sometimes I keep it simple, but most of the time I go total carnivore.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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So,you're wishing for CCP contractors.
It would be fitting.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 12:13 AM (3tF5Z)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2026 12:13 AM (ugkak)
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2026 12:13 AM (0e5Te)
Bacon? What bacon? Oh, you mean that anemic looking strip of near-transparent stuff?
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 12:14 AM (rdVOm)
lights, pipes and electrical wiring —
...........
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I wonder who made out on that deal. Guarantee that shit didn't cost 370 million. Probably helped fund the next iteration of ACORN.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:15 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tcn in AK
In the short time between vacating an old 'dorm' and demo'ing it at MacDill AFB some hookers moved in and set up a trick pad.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 12:16 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
At least you tried, Dr. Dildo. I tried converting the numeric portion to an X entry. No good.
MisHum's mystery click remains a mystery for the ages.
Posted by: mindful webworker - MisHum in the cloud with a candlestick at April 28, 2026 12:17 AM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 12:17 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Bulg at April 28, 2026 12:18 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2026 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
I was gonna say there's no such thing but, my God I just looked... pretty obvious they're trying to make it as ugly as possible, and somehow they succeeded...? I thought demons only helped destroy but I guess they're good at conjuring eyesores.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:18 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Wally
>I think the best meal that ever came out of Ireland is a Guinness stout.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:20 AM (Fbc0I)
Salt is also necessary to counteract some of the rise of yeast, actually. And modern recipes of all kinds, not just Bread, have gone to the other extreme, you can tell because they barely deign to include it, with some ridiculous “1/64th teaspoon”.
“Salt to taste”; won’t see that any longer either.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:20 AM (kGQLW)
LOL on the White Castle, Bers, we didn't have any of those around here but there was Eddie's Diner open all night.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Super low-carb 'crustless pizza'. One of the chains has it.
To make it at home just use an aluminum pie pan or other tin, spritz it with some oil, and load up all the usual shit.
Works great in toaster ovens.
There is some 'cheap' pepperoni. Any store probably has at least three brands. I used to always go for Bridgeford in stick and cut it myself... and it used to be the cheapest and the best, but labor intensive.
but something happened to the formula recently (or local distro) and it turned to shit, almost rancid.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:21 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Damn.
I forgot the bacon. Don't forget bacon.
Best thing about making your own is you can focus on the stuff/quality/quantity that matters to you. Sometimes I keep it simple, but most of the time I go total carnivore.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:12 AM (/lPRQ)
Very first pizza I made had bacon, I made sure of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:25 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:25 AM (kGQLW)
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Heh. I lived here, in this barracks
https://shorturl.at/pYUzN
Built ~1906, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Anybody remember Ireland's Bar-B-Q in a can?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 12:27 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2026 12:28 AM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I was stationed at MacDill from 93-97. Which old dorms are you referring to? And if those hookers were from that neighborhood outside of the base, wear a HAZMAT suit before, uh, business commences.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 12:29 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:30 AM (kGQLW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 28, 2026 12:33 AM (ugkak)
Posted by: Puddleglum
A block south of SOCOM, south side of Administrator Ave.
The new dorms are quite visible in on-line maps.
I think this was 2008-2012
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 12:36 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)
Back in the very early 80's the 24 hour thing was just catching on. There was one 24 hour McDonalds, but there were 2 white castles about 10 miles apart. Originally that McDonalds wasn't 24 hour, but it was smack dab in between one of the white castles and a jack in the box which were both 24 hour. They finally got a clue and went 24 hour. The problem was they were a little far from all the area metal clubs and bars. There was a 3rd white castle that was somewhat close to the bulk of the clubs that were on this section of Rt35 heading towards the shore, so in reality that white castle was the safe bet and there was nothing else that was 24 hour. Eventually a shit ton of places went 24 hour, but in the bad old days white castle was salvation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:38 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 12:27 AM (Puq9y)
Hormel, thats the shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2026 12:41 AM (9ljAi)
Posted by: Common Tater
The secret is a cold ferment and a small amount of diastatic malt in the dough.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 12:42 AM (diia5)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:42 AM (vE0+H)
ICYMI, my five-second meme creation yesterday:
https://bit.ly/lame-shooter-boy
As I said #101, my test of Suno was "mashup I Wear My Sunglasses at Night with Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades" and it came up with "Shades After Midnight." After which, MiladyJo and I listened to/read a "Sunglasses" lyric video (because we couldn't make out half the words), and then "Future's" (which is still fun upbeat silliness). In order of quality of lyrics, worst to best, I'd say Sunglasses, Shades After Midnight, and Future's.
Shades After Midnight
https://bit.ly/shades-after-midnight
Lord's Prayer, National Anthem, Indian-head test pattern
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - static at April 28, 2026 12:44 AM (y3Pql)
Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2026 12:41 AM (9ljAi)
Well you're posting here, so that's at least 1.
Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2026 12:45 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 12:42 AM (diia5)
Second both of these recommendations - cold ferment was the source of my very first "great" pizza dough. Back before I was really any kind of baker.
I will say however that Jim Lahey's 16 hour room temp dough is pretty fool proof and I have made some absolutely amazing pizzas with it.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:45 AM (vE0+H)
I realize this is home bake pizza heresy, but I do not like how 100% bread flour bakes up on a stone or steel. I always use some or more than some AP flour in mine.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:46 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Braenyard
I see packs of pre-sliced (super thin!) Armour pepperoni for cheap. Yeah, junk, and especially since the brand is now owned by chynah-Smithfield.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 28, 2026 12:47 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: raimondo
>If you're looking to suck some flavor of cock, the gloryhole is in the barrel.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 28, 2026 12:48 AM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 28, 2026 12:50 AM (UDzNJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2026 12:42 AM (diia5)
Second both of these recommendations - cold ferment was the source of my very first "great" pizza dough. Back before I was really any kind of baker.
I will say however that Jim Lahey's 16 hour room temp dough is pretty fool proof and I have made some absolutely amazing pizzas with it.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:45 AM (vE0+H)
I'm guessing the cold ferment is where you stick it in the fridge for a day to let it rise, and the room temp is where you just let it rise at room temp until it gets to be the size of a snow tire?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:53 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Unclezip at April 28, 2026 12:53 AM (OVY0w)
Posted by: Azjaeger
True!
Heck, even some groceries are made of crap now.
My brother left some Kraft mac n cheese (boxed) behind last summer. I felt nostalgic one day and decided to cook some. The "macaroni" looked weird, but whatever... bleccch! So gross.
The cheesy stuff seemed ok, so I tried again with *real* macaroni-- Good! Jackasses just had to cheap out even more, on an already dirt-cheap component.
YANG POON macaroni!!!
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)
I just looked online. Yea, that whole area was redone. Looks different.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 12:57 AM (0nHVk)
Heck, even some groceries are made of crap now.
My brother left some Kraft mac n cheese (boxed) behind last summer. I felt nostalgic one day and decided to cook some. The "macaroni" looked weird, but whatever... bleccch! So gross.
The cheesy stuff seemed ok, so I tried again with *real* macaroni-- Good! Jackasses just had to cheap out even more, on an already dirt-cheap component.
YANG POON macaroni!!!
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)
I made mac and cheese a few months ago. Its been years since I made it. The macaroni did seem a little weird. Its seemed very small.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:59 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Unclezip at April 28, 2026 12:53 AM (OVY0w)
Did you get it from Columbia House?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 28, 2026 01:02 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Berserker
Did it actually *look like* macaroni to you? I mean, I bought what is called "small elbow" for the re-do because it seemed like the original style for Kraft m&c.
The stuff my brother got, the "macaroni" didn't look like any pasta I've ever seen sold separately: nearly straight tubes, very pale. He purchased the boxes at Costco in 18-ct case.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 12:45 AM (vE0+H)
That is about the same as my bread recipe in the AoSHQ Cookbook. Probably comes out very nicely. Super simple to do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 01:09 AM (DwqWV)
I just looked online. Yea, that whole area was redone. Looks different.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
Scroll around.
Other than a few buildings almost the whole base has been torn down and rebuilt.
The historic hangers and a few others are about it... maybe the commissary too. Even roads are moving.
But Dale Mabry still sucks.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 28, 2026 01:13 AM (/lPRQ)
So,you're wishing for CCP contractors.
It would be fitting.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 12:13 AM (3tF5Z)
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Do you watch "The China Show" on YT? Two non-Asian guys report on crazy, corrupt practices in China. "Tofu dreg" is the name they give to terribly shoddy building practices.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 01:17 AM (jDfDn)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2026 12:00 AM (kGQLW)
Strong heating in the absence of oxygen, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The difference between "activated" charcoal and the regular stuff is mechanical, and I have no idea how they do.it.
Regular charcoal, like the briquettes in your grill are compacted and dense. The activated stuff is almost sponge-like, with English muffin style nooks and crannies.
High heat in the absence of oxygen is how you make charcoal out of wood, and how coke is created out of coal.
I took a tour of US Steel's Edgar Thompson plant in Braddock (yes, the home of The Lump) where they did the coke conversion on a massive scale. And it may have been here on AOS (or someplace on the web) where there was a "mystery pic" of small beehive-shaped brick structures that were charcoal ovens.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 01:18 AM (3tF5Z)
The stuff my brother got, the "macaroni" didn't look like any pasta I've ever seen sold separately: nearly straight tubes, very pale. He purchased the boxes at Costco in 18-ct case.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)
KD was always straight-tube macaroni noodles, Well, a slight arc to it, but not "elbow" macaroni. The store-brand stuff is elbow mac, and is actually better-tasting than KD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 01:20 AM (utfVc)
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Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 01:22 AM (DqRXD)
The stuff my brother got, the "macaroni" didn't look like any pasta I've ever seen sold separately: nearly straight tubes, very pale. He purchased the boxes at Costco in 18-ct case.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:08 AM (rdVOm)
Yeah it looked like macaroni, just seemed smaller than I remembered. It looked like a small elbow. It tasted ok.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:26 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 01:18 AM (3tF5Z)
These charcoal ovens are near the Gila River east of Florence, AZ. They cut mesquite wood along the river bottom, and burned it in these ovens to make charcoal for smelting copper. Active as late as WWII era. I have been there on several occasions.
https://tinyurl.com/3kwka5xr
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 01:27 AM (utfVc)
Hubby has always *hated* mac & cheese, so I hadn't prepared any kind of it for (counts fingers, toes, couple of pencils...) 24 years at least.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at April 28, 2026 12:47 AM
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Our go-to stop for a late night bite to eat (early '70s), was the Gossage Grill: two eggs, toast, butter, jelly and coffee 57 cents
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 01:28 AM (tzPU3)
Hubby has always *hated* mac & cheese, so I hadn't prepared any kind of it for (counts fingers, toes, couple of pencils...) 24 years at least.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
I always remembered kraft being a small elbow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:29 AM (snZF9)
Hey, JQ, we've no rain yet, but I am still not doing any yard work right now. How are you this evening?
Hi tcn, how his Mr. Adorable??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 01:30 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Azjaeger
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Last week or so read that McDonald's is going to bring back value meals. Drove through the other day. Not on the menu. Past the menu and order stand was a small too small to read placard with a $3 menu. They have to up their game DQ too. The other two franchises have a reasonable teaser.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 01:30 AM (Puq9y)
Made macaroni salad out of the remaining elbows. Yummy.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 01:28 AM (tzPU3)
57 cents? Which early 70's, the 1870s? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:31 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:29 AM (snZF9)
Maybe it depended on the market where the stuff was sold. As far back as I can remember in Canada, it was the straight tube style. They likely made/packed it in more than one plant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 01:32 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 01:34 AM (NFX2v)
https://tinyurl.com/3kwka5xr
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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What is it they say in the desert, dig for wood, look up to the rocks for water?...something like that
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 01:35 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 01:30 AM (0nHVk)
Well from what I understand most of your good box pasta is semolina flour made from durum wheat. If I remember right its semolina and water, no egg. Some of the fresh pasta recipes might use AP flour and egg, or a blend of 00 and semolina, or regular AP flour and egg. God knows what they do with the mac and cheese pasta. If you're making mac and cheese with a good box pasta you probably got a waaay better shot at it being really good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:40 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 01:32 AM (utfVc)
That would not surprise me in the least.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 01:42 AM (snZF9)
I'm doing ok. Not as stiff today as I figured-- the Icy-Hot rub worked wonders overnight! It was too windy & chilly for yard work anyhow, so I took the day off. Should be back into 70s/80s next few days. Can't wait!
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)
Superstar DJ's
Here we go!
(I highly doubt anybody on this forum will get the reference.)
Posted by: tankdemon
Chemical Brothers
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 01:43 AM (NFX2v)
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Further processing of charcoal by high-pressure steam or chemical solution.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 01:43 AM (nD5wh)
I would like to express my full sympathy and sincere sympathy to President Trump, First Lady Melania, Vice President Vance and everyone present for what happened at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner.
No political hatred can find a place in our democracies. We will not allow fanaticism to poison the places of free debate and information. The defense of the civilization of confrontation must remain the impassable barrier against any intolerant drift, protecting the values that found our Nations
_X translation
Has Thune said anything yet?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 01:44 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 28, 2026 01:45 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 01:45 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Makes sense.
Also-- Costco, being Costco, purchased truckloads of the cheapest of the cheap for distribution.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Ah yes, Death Maybe Hwy. I 'memba.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 01:50 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 12:53 AM (snZF9)
The room temp one uses a very small amount of yeast intentionally so it doesn't rise like you'd think.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:55 AM (vE0+H)
Today, we received a report from Minister Onoda on the progress of the "Comprehensive Response Measures for the Reception and Orderly Coexistence of Foreigners," which was newly compiled in January, and confirmed that efforts are steadily progressing.
Below is an example []several], [at link]
In addition to addressing the concerns and feelings of injustice felt by the people, the government is also implementing a wide range of initiatives based on "comprehensive response measures" to ensure that the foreign policy is "orderly" and that both the people and foreigners can live safe and secure lives.
For the benefit of the majority of foreigners who stay and reside here in accordance with the rules, we will strive to achieve an "orderly and symbiotic society with foreigners" by responding firmly to problematic behavior.
That's the closing of the proclamation/statement
https://tinyurl.com/37x3petd
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 01:55 AM (Puq9y)
Cook the pasta, drain and stir in a little mayo/mustard mix. Chop up whatever-- green bell pepper, black olives, green olives, pimentos, green onion &&&&-- and stir in lots of Italian dressing. Then combine all.
Definitely let it sit, preferably overnight. If too dry, stir in more dressing! (But my palate is uncultured redneck, so... might not be to others' liking)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 01:09 AM (DwqWV)
Neat!!
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 01:56 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Late Night Lurker at April 28, 2026 01:57 AM (DHXud)
Posted by: JM
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My wife loves it. An American and a South African (white) who lived in China for years and speak fluent Mandarin. I believe that both their wives are Chinese. They do a lot of silly shit to be entertaining, but I guess that's the way to viewership. If you can put in an hour and a half for 30-40 minutes of hard info, it's great.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 01:59 AM (3tF5Z)
I only found one that comes close to that but it's hard but not impossible to find - Michele Portoghese. Got the motherlode one time cheap at HomeGoods but that must be 10 years ago.
For supermarket boxed pasta DeCecco or Delverde is a pretty good go-to.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:00 AM (vE0+H)
From this perspective, the revision of these three documents at a time of global upheaval and Japan facing many difficult challenges is an important initiative that will determine the fate of the nation.
She's talking about amending their constitution, building more military, and assisting neighbors in the same. She's telling Chairman Xi, Japan is ready to - Get Some.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:02 AM (Puq9y)
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FBI: Hey, we were pranked with a typo from our X-Files section! We were originally meant to investigate BigOTS!
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at April 28, 2026 02:07 AM (EH0wv)
I only found one that comes close to that but it's hard but not impossible to find - Michele Portoghese. Got the motherlode one time cheap at HomeGoods but that must be 10 years ago.
For supermarket boxed pasta DeCecco or Delverde is a pretty good go-to.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2026 02:00 AM (vE0+H)
Absolutely, bronze cut rules. DeCecco is great. Barilla makes a bronze cut made in italy pasta in the red box or package. I tried their red package bronze cut thick spaghetti recently and it was stellar. Kroger has a brand called private selection which is bronze cut. I tried it once, that was pretty good too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 02:08 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 01:59 AM (3tF5Z
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Yes! Recent episode showed huge steel columns, each attached to concrete by four huge bolts. Except two or three of the four bolts were phony, just placed on top of the steel, CONNECTED TO NOTHING!
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 28, 2026 02:09 AM (F50AR)
Posted by: JM
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See where the fellow that designed their stealth jet - tested it against their best selling radar and said radar could detect F-18 and F35.
After the US made lawn art out of the Chinese Radar in Iran the designer went missing, subsequently found, you guessed it, dead.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:09 AM (Puq9y)
PocketOS, which powers car rental businesses, lost months of bookings data.
In short, the AI agent rouge
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:15 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: JM
In harley world its called YANG POON.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 02:15 AM (snZF9)
I should either plant some flowers in it, or put weed-block fabric in it, so he doesn't continue to track potting soil into the house. *smh*
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
****
Someone can get away with cheap/shoddy until failure of such causes an important person to lose face. Then, losing face is the least of someone's worries.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 02:18 AM (nD5wh)
****
He probably likes the sunshine. Get some astroturf and cut a circle to fit the planter.
Posted by: clarence at April 28, 2026 02:21 AM (nD5wh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 02:22 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: clarence
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He does enjoy some sun there! Hmm, yes, astroturf... or something that won't remain *wet* for long after it rains. He likes to roll & stretch out on the coco-fiber doormats too.
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)
My Kohler engine lawn tractor has always lost/burned oil. Until I bashed the hood. No hood no duct work to focus airflow into the fan. I now am cutting with no hood. I have cut three times with no loss of oil.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:31 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2026 02:34 AM (utfVc)
Posted by: Braenyard
Whoa... Interesting!
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:38 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:40 AM (Puq9y)
Cook the pasta, drain and stir in a little mayo/mustard mix. Chop up whatever-- green bell pepper, black olives, green olives, pimentos, green onion &&&&-- and stir in lots of Italian dressing. Then combine all.
Definitely let it sit, preferably overnight. If too dry, stir in more dressing! (But my palate is uncultured redneck, so... might not be to others' liking)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)
Try sour cream instead of mustard/mayo, and use a little lemon juice. Gives it a nice kick. And it's good for those who can't have eggs, like DH.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 02:40 AM (DwqWV)
Also, having trouble computing how bashing lawn tractor hood and an air intake would correct an oil leak/burn... too bad you missed AOP with that one, LOL. (Sure you didn't "bash" the oil filter down onto its threads too?)
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2026 01:30 AM (0nHVk)
Grandboy is gainin'. Last time he was here, he was busting out of his newborn clothes. Not sure that 6 mo sizes count as big boy clothes, but I bought a bunch of them at Freddies today on sale. Every kid needs sleepers with kangaroos on them, don't they?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2026 02:45 AM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Great idea! Thank you!
Posted by: JQ at April 28, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:31 AM (Puq9y)
Fan? Is it water cooled, or air cooled?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 02:50 AM (snZF9)
https://tinyurl.com/3kwka5xr
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I recognized them immediately because I had been past a bunch of them in CO.
https://95rockfm.com/colorado-redstone-coke-ovens/
Posted by: buddhaha at April 28, 2026 02:53 AM (3tF5Z)
OBSTRUCTION: Thune's Senate is blocking 100+ Trump nominees, refused to fund the Secret Service for 72 days despite a 3rd assassination attempt, and killed the Save America Act that 85% of Americans support.
America is at war. Senate Republicans have the power to fix every one of these failures & are choosing not to. That is not a conference.
That is an obstruction operation
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 02:57 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 03:07 AM (snZF9)
It's not like a bike with plenty of wind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:08 AM (Puq9y)
It's not like a bike with plenty of wind.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:08 AM (Puq9y)
Its possible that without the hood it may be running cooler and not cooking the oil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 03:12 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:18 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:26 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:18 AM (Puq9y)
No engine "likes" to run hot. By nature the air cooled might run a little hotter than water cooled, but I wouldn't say they are designed to run that way. My harleys with the evo engine has an oil temperature of about 180 degrees, which is pretty much what you get with water cooled. In traffic it will run hotter because no air flow, but because they have cooling fins they would run cooler just sitting there than a water cooled motor with a stuck closed thermostat or screwed water pump. There is no ill effects from running cooler, if anything its better. Less piston expansion, and the oil don't thin out as it does when it gets hot, and when it thins out it will burn it faster. The fan you have is probably a possible solution to the problem created by having a hood, but still might not be as good as not having a hood in the first place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2026 03:30 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 03:31 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:32 AM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:32 AM (Puq9y)
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It's a good thing you're here. It's been a long time since I would know.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:36 AM (1o8D5)
_DDG
Guess if one was at a stationary position, why not? feed it cartridges and keep the tank full and old timer would run all day.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:36 AM (Puq9y)
https://tinyurl.com/5xwdmnay
Worth the watch.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:39 AM (1o8D5)
I simply searched his name one time, and Youtube-Google's AI is force feeding me AI garbage in a endless loop. Deleting browser history/cookies helped a little bit.
Posted by: 13times at April 28, 2026 03:40 AM (vwfbS)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:41 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 28, 2026 03:44 AM (Puq9y)
https://tinyurl.com/ynaf2n4u
Grok can't identify when or where this event occurred, so assumes it's relatively recent. Chilling!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:59 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 04:05 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)
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Toto, too?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 04:27 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Skip
You entered Wolfus's subconscious? Very Dreamscape!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 04:27 AM (sAmhv)
https://tinyurl.com/ynaf2n4u
Grok can't identify when or where this event occurred, so assumes it's relatively recent. Chilling!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 28, 2026 03:59 AM (1o8D5)
Using XCancel to view the thread, @TextrahedronIX did a reverse image google search and found this article in The Sun:
‘HE CHARGED ME’ Terrifying moment man wielding two ‘ninja’ knives is shot dead after charging at cop
https://tinyurl.com/3kfc6z9p
The article is from Aug. 7, 2020, regarding a July 2 incident in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, in which Officer Brian Pray shot and killed Kevan Ruffin Jr. "Ruffin’s mother had warned police 24 hours earlier that her son was in the midst of a breakdown after a recent change to his medication." He was armed with two martial arts weapons, three-pronged metal batons (incorrectly described as knives).
The article is worth reading in full.
Posted by: SciVo at April 28, 2026 04:29 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:29 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 28, 2026 04:43 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:43 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:45 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:45 AM (8NTVk)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 28, 2026 04:47 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: m at April 28, 2026 04:51 AM (8NTVk)
Baby's First Cafe
Train station in Porto, Portugal
By Jorge Chagas
Lazy leopard. Cat hears a priest praising the savoir of mankind and of course thinks the priest is talking about himself. Spring is here. Flea-sy Rider. Birthday for baby boy. Baby and husky greet each other. Baby girl gets her first gift of flowers. Mama bird brings a meal for her baby, but it's too big. This is not my idea of fun. Husky delivery.
The baby elephant abandoned by its herd had fallen into depression and lost its will to live… until it met a dog named Duma and they became friends. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/qepWLIRECD
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 26, 2026
The mother squirrel gently takes the hand of the woman who feeds her every day in the garden and leads her to her nest to introduce her to her babies.
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 27, 2026
This is aweeeee! 🤗🤗 pic.twitter.com/pBW2f6xT07
Olympic level! 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Cf0lwTQMRX
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 25, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)
Sit anywhere you please. Well, not there, that's where the cafe cat . . . well, you know. And not there, that's my space. Anyplace else is okay. Uh, not by the potted plant; the owner's mother pours her drinks in there and she doesn't like to get up more than she has to. Have fun!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (T6aVk)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:30 PM (Cif43)
I felt at home in the Midwest. These are not my people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:31 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (TLAG7)
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Should I sit over there with Sidney, Clayton, Mohammed, and Jugdish? Can I help myself to punch and cookies?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:31 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (TINjs)
We have a launch in an hour.
ULA - Atlas V 551 - Amazon Leo (LA-06)
SLC-41 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: April 27, 2026 (EDT)
Launch Time: 8:52 p.m. EDT (April 28, 0052 UTC, 02:52 CEST)
https://youtu.be/0dsKqGYx37g
Posted by: Joyenz at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Thin line between brave and stupid at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:31 PM (TLAG7)
You still have us!
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: PDJT at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: NeverNude Gay Baked Potato Guy at April 27, 2026 07:33 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:34 PM (gtcuf)
She stole my heart, so she's doing something right!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 07:34 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:34 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:31 PM (TLAG7)
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The Midwest is pretty good about making people feel at home.
Though it's threatening to storm right now with a possibility of hail and tornadoes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: javems at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (zFsEm)
That priest is awesome. "Come here little pilgrim" LOL
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:36 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:36 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:37 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 07:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026
*
You still have us!
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026
***
Thank God and Ace.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:39 PM (TLAG7)
Maaaaayyyybbbbeeee a drone?
Most likely our friend AI?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 07:40 PM (vFG9F)
Portugal appears to be made out of rust.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 07:40 PM (PquBa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:39 PM (TLAG7)
Has anyone ever seen ace and God together in the same room?
Posted by: Just throwing that out there at April 27, 2026 07:41 PM (TbWk/)
My hotel room had a fly in it and I could not seem to track it down or get it to leave by the door. And I knew it would keep me awake tonight. Asking the front desk for help, I thought, would be akin to asking a collie dog to help with your calculus homework. So . . .
I smeared a bit of my Swedish meatballs microwave dinner, a smidgen of the leftover gravy, on the plastic tray they provide here, and sat quietly with the box of crackers in my hand. Sure enough, Mister Fly comes and settles on the gravy. Wham! Wham! with the box. "Got you, you little bastard!"
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:43 PM (TLAG7)
No way in hell.
Posted by: javems at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (zFsEm)
Right? Path to a world hidden beneath rocks they say. I see only death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 07:44 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:44 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: The good people of Pine Bluff at April 27, 2026 07:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Something about them doing it in the snow and it’s ingrained in them like a permanent impulse.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (6ydKt)
A daughter from one family became a multi-millionaire in her early 20s. She moved to Cali with her new husband and opened a small chain of coffee shops in the San Jose area. Only a few years later that chain was bought out by a rapidly expanding chain and got filthy rich. That chain: Starbucks.
Son in another family became a well-respected Judge (Republican.) And another is a long-long-time Republican city council member. They were all Repubs afaik.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (SCmha)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy should be home in less than an hour. Interrupted cooking the lamb and veggies, but they're back in the oven and may be ready by the time she gets home.
Almost all that lamb will be sliced up, frozen, and taken with her when she starts her four-week tour next week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:47 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The fly at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had
Try clearing your browser cookies. Preferably only for acecomments.mu.nu but some browsers may not allow you to choose.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026
***
I liked Salina overall, and the people and the weather. There was one house, a sorta generic ranch, that I could easily have afforded, though I didn't *love* it. Then I got a ballpark figure on home insurance from my car insurance people (Flo's Bros, if it matters). $2697/year.
In contrast, a larger house, 20K more, in Terre Haute, IN, fetched a quote of . . . $1000/year. And Indiana property taxes are also lower than in Kansas, by a lot.
So, unless Salina is unusual in having high taxes, I think I'm out. My hostess at the hotel in Fort Scott put me on to a realtor who has a house coming up in that small town in June, and she assures me that taxes and insurance are much lower there. We'll see.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (TLAG7)
Maaaaayyyybbbbeeee a drone?
Most likely our friend AI?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2Ez/1)
I am assuming it’s the dog’s owner, on another skateboard, wearing a Go-Pro.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
A silent, non lethal flail (with provided tube sock?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:43 PM (TLAG7)
I had one haunting me in the garage one night. I said screw this. Starting fluid and a lighter and his world ended. No way to escape the fireball. He went Hiroshima.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
I'm envisioning something like a Gatling gun that works on pressurized air
Posted by: Putting the "pop" in the chateauneuf at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:49 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:47 PM (aGM2t)
I could have dealt with DH traveling that much when I was younger. Now? NFW.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 07:50 PM (DwqWV)
Perhaps your heart has fallen for Kansas.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026
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I enjoyed going into stores, even convenience store gas stations, and hearing "Good morning!" and "Have a nice day!" instead of getting a "Whatchoo doin' in heah?" look or an incomprehensible gabble. Kansas was much more hospitable despite the rep the South has for that quality.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:50 PM (TLAG7)
HM said all that needed to be done when she got home was to plug in the RV. I don't believe that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 07:50 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:49 PM (Cif43)
Then I will assume you already cursed it out. Lol.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 07:51 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
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It is best to be prepared for roving bands of wine-thieving journalists.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 07:52 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:49 PM (Cif43)
Then I will assume you already cursed it out. Lol.
______
Sitting right here.
Posted by: Bigger hammer at April 27, 2026 07:53 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
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It is best to be prepared for roving bands of wine-thieving journalists.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 07:52 PM (gnNyN)
Hollow centers with a little Semtex?
Posted by: Still spitballing at April 27, 2026 07:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:53 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:54 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 07:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:46 PM (Cif43)
Oooh, for reasons I can't explain, I have about that many, myself. Let me know what you come up with!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
I need to hit the sack by ten anyway. I want to get up about 5:30, get cleaned up, grab some of the "free" breakfast downstairs after 6:00, and be out of here by 6:45 or so. As I did yesterday, I hope it isn't raining when I need to load my suitcases in the car. If it is, the car will be moved under the shelter outside the front door until I'm done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:55 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
——————
Reading this, I was sure someone was socking Kamala.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:56 PM (u73oe)
Break Free from Overthinking, Anxiety, and Intrusive Thoughts
By: Lauren Walters
The current health crisis is apparently overthinking. I've seen several articles on avoiding overthinking lately. AOC is ahead of the game on this, huh?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 07:57 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026
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They have that in Da Swamp, maybe elsewhere in the state. The first 75K of a home's appraised value is exempt from property taxes. I don't know how it works after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:57 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:37 PM
Have you tried showing it your kitchen table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)
Maaaaayyyybbbbeeee a drone?
Most likely our friend AI?
Posted by: I gotta ask
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Something about the speed the skateboard appeared to be traveling and the short legs running beside it didn't match.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:58 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:59 PM (Cif43)
Troll Level = GENIUS!
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:59 PM (gtcuf)
______
Sitting right here.
Posted by: Bigger hammer at April 27, 2026 07:53 PM (2Ez/1)
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)
*louder snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: NeverNude Gay Baked Potato Guy at April 27, 2026 07:33 PM
Way more than there are of us.
Posted by: Spheniscidaephiles at April 27, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:01 PM (Cif43)
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That was a great episode.
Posted by: The ghost of MacGyver at April 27, 2026 08:01 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)
——————
Reading this, I was sure someone was socking Kamala.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:56 PM (u73oe)
Corks, not cocks.
Posted by: Just one consonant away at April 27, 2026 08:01 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Troll Level = GENIUS!
Posted by: Delurker
Um.....
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at April 27, 2026 08:04 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 27, 2026 08:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
And some say we Morons don't set high enough goals for ourselves. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2026 08:08 PM (Kyh8Y)
Posted by: Fenderbender at April 27, 2026 08:08 PM (1FEc1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:09 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Snooty AOSHQ Waiter at April 27, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
Larry Bird lives there I believe since going to Indiana State.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 08:11 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 08:11 PM (gtcuf)
I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
One good thing: I gassed up soon after I entered Arkansas at the first Shell station I saw. E10 87 regular, as usual. My gas mileage as reported on the instruments is now 32-33 -- traveling at 70, A/C on, with hills -- whereas I was seeing 26-27 with the tank mostly full of that JumpStart brand's 93. Someone here last night suggested that JS's fuel may actually be E15 being passed off as E10. When I get home I'll write to the Kansas Weights & Measures Dept. about it and see if they will investigate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:12 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Snooty AOSHQ Waiter, once more with feeling at April 27, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 08:11 PM (gtcuf)
To hide from the hipster hot sauce wanna be clowns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (zZu0s)
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
And some say we Morons don't set high enough goals for ourselves. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2026 08:08 PM (Kyh8Y)
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*** Stirling and Dagny were unavailable for comment. ***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:09 PM
Screwcaps >>> artificial wine corks >> natural wine corks
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
And some say we Morons don't set high enough goals for ourselves. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 27, 2026
***
I need a T-shirt emblazoned with "SPLAT!!!", then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:14 PM (Cif43)
"Sure, it's Monday. But compared to being the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:14 PM (TLAG7)
modern filter cigarettes have those dappled tan and white spotted paper coverings over the filter for aesthetics and a bit of corky nostalgia
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 08:15 PM (ZxPkt)
Are you saying the CD shooter pretends to be Christian? First reports said he was anti Christian.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 08:15 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:09 PM
Screwcaps >>> artificial wine corks >> natural wine corks
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 27, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
Box wine plastic pull tab for the win.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 08:17 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:12 PM
Best Waffle House, from a culinary-cultural perspective is 3:00 to 4:00 a.m. Waffle House.
You should avail yourself of this anthropological opportunity in your search for new hunting grounds.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
I smeared a bit of my Swedish meatballs microwave dinner, a smidgen of the leftover gravy, on the plastic tray they provide here, and sat quietly with the box of crackers in my hand. Sure enough, Mister Fly comes and settles on the gravy. Wham! Wham! with the box. "Got you, you little bastard!"
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Did you take the crackers out of the box first?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 08:17 PM (L78T1)
Enemy of the Sun
Poetry of Palestinian Resistance
-
I assume . . .
Kill kill rape kill
Rape rape kill rape
Paradise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 08:17 PM (ndZc7)
Special guest speaker will bee Stienhofer Jones the event I r of the FART Tube. Tickets is be $100 purr persin.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 27, 2026 08:18 PM (IJjgN)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:18 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Harvey Korman at April 27, 2026 08:19 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: gKWVE
More like heretics masquerading as Christians.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at April 27, 2026 08:19 PM (FIwBs)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Everyone have a good night
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:22 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 08:22 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: From C.S. Lewis' That Hideous Strength at April 27, 2026 08:23 PM (2Ez/1)
There's absolutely nothing wrong with screw caps and the wine industry would love to use them across the board but they trapped themselves decades ago by intentionally associating real cork with high quality and now they're stuck with it.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 08:24 PM (vTZFs)
I need a T-shirt emblazoned with "SPLAT!!!", then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Sounds like Don Martin
https://t.ly/rnJOA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 08:25 PM (Cqx++)
Sometimes we don’t ever find perfect. Amd sometimes we spend more money than we should to live in a place that feels right.
If the place you can afford annoys you, it’s not worth it.
I love where I live. My rent just went up, again. You don’t want to know what I pay, it’s far more than your mortgage will be. But I love the beach. My neighbors are pretty cool, even when they see me loading rifles into the back of the lesburu. My quality of life is pretty high.
And my son #1 is taking me to the Mariners game on Saturday! It will be super fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 08:25 PM (Wat4c)
And that photo is hilarious. It looks like someone at the Secret Service ordered their Chipotle with extra dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:26 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:26 PM
++++++
Still here, boss.
Posted by: Bigger hammer at April 27, 2026 08:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 08:28 PM (vFG9F)
Bummer. Guess you're gonna have to burn your computer. More seriously, I can't imagine what is causing that value to persist.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 08:28 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: The manager of your local Chipotle at April 27, 2026 08:29 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 08:17 PM (kxLc1)
Hell, yeah.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Don Black at April 27, 2026 08:30 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026
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I've written to the Weights and Measures office within the Kansas Department of Agriculture. It'll be interesting to see what happens, though I expect little.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:31 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:44 PM (Cif43)
Except for the parts that are made of tripe, rust, olive trees, and the bones of the Earth, you would be correct
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)
Heh, heh, heh . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Did you take the crackers out of the box first?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026
***
Hell no. I wanted some heft to my weapon!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:32 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 08:24 PM (vTZFs)
Concur. And again, I have no problem with a spigot on a box.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 27, 2026 08:32 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 08:32 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 27, 2026 08:33 PM (nz1sK)
--Go to comment box and delete the "Bob" part
--Write a comment
--click 'post'
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 08:34 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)
That's hardly a manifesto. More like a pile of whines.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Better than "Deputy Dan" or "Officer Friendly"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
Should probably keep one or two around in case you get stabby.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (DwqWV)
A bullet list of poorly understood talking points defended by hysterical feelz
Screw him for the mid-wit violence junky he is.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (DwqWV)
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One or two knives? Good idea!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (u73oe)
- Christian rap
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (ndZc7)
Sometimes we don’t ever find perfect. Amd sometimes we spend more money than we should to live in a place that feels right.
If the place you can afford annoys you, it’s not worth it. . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026
***
Exactly, nurse. I just have a spending limit for my shelter -- an old rule, but still a good one: "Don't spend more than 25% of your monthly *take-home* pay for your shelter." So I want to come in there or less. I suppose if the exact perfect house came along, and it would run me 27 or 28%, I'd do it.
(On the plus side, KS and IN both would save me 2/3 on my car insurance. So I could consider that in my quest for my new home.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:35 PM (u73oe)
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We can just blame it on a tornado. It's that time of year.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (u73oe)
Well, just the good ones. You can get rid of the other ones.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 08:39 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 27, 2026
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A house of my own in a place I want to live *would* be my dream home.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:39 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Should probably keep one or two around in case you get stabby.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Congrats, Duke! I made it 7 weeks before 'cheating' with a few smokes... back on the wagon now.
Definitely keep *some form of nicotine* as back-up! Don't want to go all Hulk.. SMASH! if you can avoid it, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 08:40 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:40 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 08:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Wolfus
quick search revealed...
Disney (?) Splat t-shirt from Target
https://bit.ly/splat-01
Splat! T-shirt - kajmerch.com (mosquito, not fly, tho)
https://bit.ly/splat-02
Posted by: mindful webworker - hit my tip jar at April 27, 2026 08:40 PM (y3Pql)
I'll wait until I get home tomorrow. Or maybe I'll have a bowl at the pipe shop in Jackson!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:41 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:41 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Don Black
Corky Nostalgia sounds like a MILF stripper name. Probably got a Flashdance / early-Madonna look going on before she takes it off.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 08:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2026 08:41 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:37 PM (TLAG7)
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That's more or less the same rule I followed when I purchased my home. The mortgage is about what I was paying for a rental for about the same amount of space. Plus I can pay extra on my mortgage and reduce the interest payments. Now I'm well on the downside to completely owning my home free and clear. I can hardly wait!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 08:42 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ben Had got a bob cut!
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Good show, you'll be fine.
I used the gum. Carried packets of gum in my billfold for two years...just in case.
(I wasn't going back)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 08:44 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: This is where we are now at April 27, 2026 08:44 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026
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That's more or less the same rule I followed when I purchased my home. The mortgage is about what I was paying for a rental for about the same amount of space. Plus I can pay extra on my mortgage and reduce the interest payments. Now I'm well on the downside to completely owning my home free and clear. I can hardly wait!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026
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The realtors all want you to consider going to as much as 33% of your *net* pay. "You can afford it!" That's insane. You don't see your net pay, taxes are taken out of it before you get it, so you can't spend it. And one-third of even your take-home spent on shelter is nuts.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:45 PM (TLAG7)
Follow the money
It's not what they say but what they do
Posted by: Bob Ben Had
I thought rule #1 was don't stick it in crazy. Just for guys?*
Where does "what you are looking for is never where you think it's going to be" come in?
Posted by: mindful webworker - *gals, don't let crazy stick it in at April 27, 2026 08:45 PM (y3Pql)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:45 PM (TLAG7)
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I know--you're always going to have other bills to pay (food, utilities, incidentals...). I like to have a comfortable cushion against that.
I took a major pay cut last year, but somehow I'm still able to live within my means with a little bit of extra.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 08:46 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:47 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 08:47 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026
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Not sure yet, as I've never bought a home before.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:49 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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You my dear sir are vagabond, a transient, a traveler. What you need is a nice travel trailer so that you may follow your whims; for all the varieties of weather, scenery, and culture that suits your fancy at the moment.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 08:49 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:42 PM (BI5O2)
It probably is not referring to Manal's song, Jugo de Tomate Frio, but it would be nice if someone remembered it
Si querés triunfar con las mujeres
Tener muchas que lloren por vos
Tendrás que ser un poco inteligente
Tener dinero y buena voz
Jugo de tomate frío
Jugo de tomate frío
En las venas
En las venas deberás tener
youtu.be/2P74W127v4Y
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 08:50 PM (rbvCR)
Follow the money
It's not what they say but what they do
Posted by: Bob Ben Had
I thought rule #1 was don't stick it in crazy.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Well, rule #1 should be "don't talk about....."
But if you're following rule #1, you have to say rule #1 is something else, so good on ya.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)
I'm glad to hear that. You have to know that a lot of us out here are rooting for you, and wanting you to find the spot that will make you feel like you belong, and where you will be content. Life is short, eat the cheesecake as our Teresa says. Or buy the house. Or take a trip.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 27, 2026 08:51 PM (nz1sK)
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Of course, the more you pay the more you collect.
Few realtors are there to help you.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 08:52 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 08:53 PM (8jVAy)
Posted by: mindful webworker - *gals, don't let crazy stick it in at April 27, 2026 08:45 PM (y3Pql)
Me looking for my glasses, probably. AND my shoes. I mean, I put a cup of coffee down and then spend 5 minutes looking for it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 08:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 08:54 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:55 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 08:56 PM (22tYi)
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 08:56 PM (Dd38x)
I rag on indiana, but it's really only the yutes that decide "no day at the michigan beach is complete unless you empty your pistol the loud way."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026 08:56 PM (gpQ8/)
Oh FUCK no. And I'm not even claustrophobic.
Posted by: Thin line between brave and stupid
Dude can't see the line from where he's at.
And isn't he supposed to wear a go-pro and stream that s--t?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 08:57 PM (Cif43)
Haven't seen any images of him since his marriage to Di.
Man, dude got bloody fat!
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 08:58 PM (VdTX+)
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Bring home a wretched urchin and employ it as a servant. Then leave the house to the urchin as payment for being a loyal bootlick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2026 08:59 PM (VXmaX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Nice. *golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 08:59 PM (zZu0s)
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If you find a property you want to buy, hire an inspector to look at it. It'll cost hundreds to have someone reputable check it out. Things that need fixing, like plumbing, electrical or (God forbid) structural can be negotiated into the price. Assuming the place is what you want.
We purchased a modular on 5 acres that "needed work." The land was what was valuable. IIRC we paid in the low $40K.
It's valued now at 1/4 $million.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 09:01 PM (jehhT)
Good lord, can't some showbiz orthodontist stick a plug or something in Sean Hannity's mouth so he doesn't whistle like a tea kettle?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 09:01 PM (n7rxJ)
I’m closer to 40%.
My kids both make more than I do. They don’t need an inheritance. I never got one.
I know I will always have to work. That’s ok.
I love where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 09:02 PM (22tYi)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 09:02 PM (vFG9F)
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Huh? I thought that's what our brave men of the FBI were for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 09:03 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 08:58 PM (BI5O2)
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Make sure to dole out the inheritance over the span of decades a pittance at a time...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 09:04 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: fd
Aren't they free at the local orphanage run by the Sisters of Perpetual Gruel? Kind of like kittens?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 09:02 PM (vFG9F)
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Is Honest Bender's Discount Orphans still open?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 09:04 PM (gnNyN)
I salute you. You've done the hardest part. I gave up smoking so long ago that my doctor says there's no reason to mention it on medical questionnaires anymore, but if I ever played bridge again, I'm sure I would still crave it.
Posted by: Wenda at April 27, 2026 09:05 PM (KAiYa)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 09:07 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Wenda at April 27, 2026 09:05 PM (KAiYa)
You mean it doesn't stick to you forever like that demerit in 2nd grade in your permanent record, or some sort of cardinal sin?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2026 09:08 PM (VXmaX)
Posted by: Best Prizorniki at April 27, 2026 09:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 09:11 PM (jehhT)
It's well over thirty years now. Perhaps that's the cutoff.
Posted by: Wenda at April 27, 2026 09:11 PM (KAiYa)
Posted by: Well one out of 3 ain't bad at April 27, 2026 09:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 09:14 PM (Cif43)
I believe ‘Coldforce’ was his gamer/social media nick which then became his game company name.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:14 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 09:14 PM (k6bR3)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:14 PM (6ydKt)
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Sounds like a spell from the next edition of D&D.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 09:16 PM (gnNyN)
Whoa! Were I to have awakened to the sight at the beginning of that last video, I'd have sworn off drinking ever again.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 09:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 09:17 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ben Had got a bob cut!
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 08:42 PM
I could have used a kitchen table like Ben Had's for my bob it.
Posted by: Mrs. John Wayne Bobbitt at April 27, 2026 09:19 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:14 PM (6ydKt)
Classic imcel behavior.
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 09:19 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 09:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 09:20 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: nurse ratched
This is important, I love it for you even if wish you were closer to me. 😊. I am taking my dog on his last walk, I wish we had more of a yard for him. But then I realize I can be out here in the dark and safe, the houses around me are so cute. I am staring at the lights of Mobile across the bay. I have oak trees and Spanish moss. I love it here too. It feels like home, you know?
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 09:20 PM (Hsed0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 09:16 PM (gnNyN)
He seems to like first person shooters.
Somebody should make a Coldforce game where the player starts out fully loaded and fully clothed but by the end of the first level they’re out of energy, stamina, and lying on the carpet face first, naked, and wrapped up like a baked potato.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Yes.
…38-year-old male officer with 10 years on the police force was killed and a 57-year-old, 21-year veteran was fighting for his life …the gunman somehow secured a firearm… Endeavor Health, which operates the hospital, said on X that the suspect “was wanded [with a metal detector] upon arrival” per the hospital’s “public safety weapon detection protocols.” The company also said he “was escorted by law enforcement at all times.”.
Something went very wrong.
CWB Chicago
https://bit.ly/4cOvDa3
Posted by: mindful webworker - unacceptably lax at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (y3Pql)
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Have you considered a shelter? It seems like having a small yard is no reason to kill the poor thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (BI5O2)
Maaaaayyyybbbbeeee a drone?
Most likely our friend AI?
Posted by: I gotta ask at April 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2Ez/1)
I am assuming it’s the dog’s owner, on another skateboard, wearing a Go-Pro.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:48 PM (6ydKt)
That would make the most sense. Both why the dog kept sneaking glances back, and then at the end when the camera shot ahead, why he turned around on the board -- because his owner did (to look back and record the dog now behind him), so it was a sympathetic move, like dancing.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (BI5O2)
Ha! Last walkies for the night. You are talking to someone who has their horse in a retirement home for horsies. I am a crazy animal person!
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 09:26 PM (Hsed0)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt)
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I've played a few first-person shooters that do a "reset" about 2/3 of the way through the game, taking away all your fun toys and leaving you barely armed, if at all. I hate those because it feels like all your previous efforts in becoming death incarnate was for nothing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 09:26 PM (gnNyN)
2 things: 1) those mfers! 2) people aren't going crazy about this. I checked and there's only two of us left in the remaining 2-3 dozen crew that drink coffee from the pot. Some do those single serve pod things in the other machine, which the coffee thieves did not take, and a whole lot just don't drink coffee at all. I've drank coffee brewed in an industrial/commercial bunn steel behemoth with the round pots for most of my adult life.
I feel like the moment in an alien invasion movie when you realize everyone around you is a pod person.
Posted by: banana Dream - Is it because I'm old? at April 27, 2026 09:29 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I assume that means "we had 2/3 of a good game, then got bored and made 1/3 of the sequel, and then we thought....."
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 09:29 PM (VHUov)
Looks like a horror movie set. Train II: The Trackening.
Posted by: Delurker
..................................
youtu.be/C6M2oiG2340
Song probably has nothing to do with Porto, Portugal.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 09:29 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 08:39 PM (TLAG7)
Take your time. Not everything is on the market just yet.
We put down earnest money on a house and the very next day saw a new listing for where we live now. Lost the earnest money, but we love our place. So, don't settle. Get what you want. It will be out there somewhere.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 09:31 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 09:32 PM (sAmhv)
Somebody should make a Coldforce game where the player starts out fully loaded and fully clothed but by the end of the first level they’re out of energy, stamina, and lying on the carpet face first, naked, and wrapped up like a baked potato.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (6ydKt)
Gloomhaven is basically that. Also just carrying around the box is exhausting.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 09:33 PM (3uBP9)
"Whadda ya mean she's too young for a double whopper?"
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 09:34 PM (fK5DA)
I rag on indiana, but it's really only the yutes that decide "no day at the michigan beach is complete unless you empty your pistol the loud way."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026
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I'm thinking of the southern part of the state, not up near the big lake!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 09:34 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 09:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 09:22 PM (Sy6m/)
I’ve seen other vids of dogs skateboarding like this one. It’s got to be a tough training job to get a dog to ride a skateboard. That much work together would make it a bonding experience and after a while the dog would be waiting to go skateboarding with their master like a normal dog wants to go for a walk.
I guess it could still be AI, but I’ve seen trained dogs do some crazier stuff than this.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 09:36 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026 09:36 PM (Cif43)
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are home after a long, miserable drive. I'm happy they're here at last. She had some of the lamb and veggies I made and is just going to zombie this evening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 09:37 PM (k6bR3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 09:38 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2026
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That was my first dream, Ben -- way back in '92, after my first visit to ABQ and Santa Fe. Places were probably pricey then. Now, probably stratospheric.
Alteria Pilgram (formerly Lost in Space) lives in the very southern part of NM, and touts it as a good place to live.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 09:39 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 09:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026
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I liked a lot of things about Evansville. Terre Haute is smaller, and I'm thinking it might suit me even better. If I had any sense, I'd have driven straight across from eastern Kansas to TH today and be planning to look around the town tomorrow. But I need to get back to Da Swamp to look after some things, i.e., cats.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 09:41 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 09:41 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026
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A pinguinal hernia is a bitch to deal with!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 09:44 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at April 27, 2026 09:45 PM (W5mpo)
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A gay baked potato. According to the stylebook.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 09:50 PM (jehhT)
Ever Onward!
Ever Upward!
Excelsior!
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at April 27, 2026 09:50 PM (oftw2)
Bloomington used to be amazing, but it is fucking nutsville now. Did you check Seymour or New Albany? I can't recommend Bedford because even though a lot of family are from there, it feels like the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 09:3
Glad all is well there. Had to chuckle at first glance I thought you were talking about Camilla and Chuck. LOL
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 27, 2026 10:00 PM (55Qr6)
Schmuckie Schmod told Chris Cillizza today that he won't go to any more events where PDJT is because "Trump doesn't care if you get hurt."
"Chaos follows him."
https://x.com/chriscillizza/status/2048798698176446756
Brave Sir Schmuckie!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 10:07 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 09:50
Some of us like living in the middle of nowhere really. We live in a town of ca. 16,000.
Yet we have very good shopping 45 mins away and can get down to the Loop in under 2 hrs. Not that I'm going to that cesspool that Chicago has become.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at April 27, 2026 10:19 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Jamie Walker at April 27, 2026 10:50 PM (/t1JJ)
Quick Hits
Mary Margaret OlohanIt was ruled that Planned Parenthood was ineligible for SBA loans -- so Biden officials granted those loans anyway, claiming the loans went to... "Benghazi"? Luke Rosiak says Biden "may have broken the law." I'm more confident it's a crime.
@MaryMargOlohan From @lukerosiak: Biden's SBA hid that it was giving $90 million in loans to Planned Parenthood by referring to Planned Parenthood as "Benghazi" in emails.
America's Sweetheart, reading from a cue card, shows her firm command of American history when she says that the Insurrection Act was last invoked to deport Germans, Japanese, and Italians during, and I do quote, "World War Eleven." See they wrote "World War II" and this totally-real US citizen didn't recognize that and thought America had been involved in eleven world wars. Melania Trump has called for ABC to fire flabby assassination prep clown Jimmy Kimmel.
Biden administration officials may have broken the law by concealing small business loans to Planned Parenthood, a senator said Monday. Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible. Top officials, including Biden SBA Administrator Isabella Guzman, concealed their maneuvering on the topic by substituting the words Planned Parenthood with "Benghazi" in emails, Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa), who chairs the committee that oversees the agency, revealed Monday. "We now know that after the SBA Biden officials met, planned and strategized (over 'Benghazi'), keeping the White House involved, approximately $90 million in Planned Parenthood SBA PPP loans and interest on the loans were forgiven by the Biden administration," she said. Ernst asked the Department of Justice to investigate the officials under a statute that says anyone who attempts to conceal a federal record can be imprisoned for up to three years, according to a letter first obtained by The Daily Wire.
Melania posted on X Monday, "Kimmel's hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn't comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America." That is exactly what we see across the political left in America now, a sickness that has pervaded not only their politics, but their minds and their morals as well.I like her spirit, but the Disney Goomer Network is all about stirring murderous hate against normies and transing children. The Foreign Fraud Obama missed the perfect opportunity to shut his cocksucker for once.
Advertisement Then, Melania continued by challenging the networks that platform such incredibly dangerous rhetoric. "People like Kimmel shouldn't have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him," she said. "Enough is enough. It is time for ABC to take a stand. How many times will ABC's leadership enable Kimmel's atrocious behavior at the expense of our community."
"Although we don't yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it's incumbent upon all of us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy," Obama wrote on X. "It's also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I'm grateful to them -- and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay." There's just one huge problem with Obama's statement. We already knew the shooter's motive at this point. Obama posted his statement at 5:15 p.m. EDT on Sunday, and the shooter's manifesto and its contents were first published late Sunday morning.I just mentioned this tactic of deception last week -- liberals claim "we don't know the details" as a way to pretend they don't know the basics. If you challenge them later, and prove, as it is proven here, they knew most of the motive, they will say "Well I said I didn't know all of the details. What, you're criticizing me for not jumping the gun?" Since then, we learned all of the details.
Benny JohnsonBut Obama hasn't updated his statement.
@bennyjohnson 🚨 FULL MANIFESTO: Trump White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooter Cole Allen details his motives and targets: "Hello everybody! So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused. I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for "Most Wanted." I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.) I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near. I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure. I don't expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies. On to why I did any of this: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. (Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I've had to do something about it.) While I'm discussing this, I'll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I'm not military so too bad.) Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they're wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren't* Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security National Guard: same as Hotel Security Hotel Employees: not targets at all Guests: not targets at all In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn't come to that. Rebuttals to objections: Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek. Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I'm not the person raped in a detention camp. I'm not the fisherman executed without trial. I'm not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration. Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor's crimes. Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this. Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn't about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be "inconvenient" for people who aren't the victim? This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with. Objection 3: You didn't get them all. Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere. Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn't be the one doing this. Rebuttal: I don't see anyone else picking up the slack Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar's. Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered. I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years. Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years. Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism. Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. Thank you to the many acquaintances I've met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration. Thank you all for everything. Sincerely, Cole "coldForce" "Friendly Federal Assassin" Allen PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone. Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they're pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it's corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it's awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can't really recommend it! Stay in school, kids."
The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox
Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he's why Kamala Harris lost. It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has "trans friends." "Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?" Maher asked. Cross replied: "Yep," as if it's completely normal and something society should embrace. That's when Maher dropped the hammer and told him straight up that no, somebody's doing something to that little girl. Cross immediately got defensive, but Maher refused to back down. He told Cross that believing a 9-year-old girl is deciding to be trans on her own is exactly the kind of liberal insanity that lost Kamala Harris the election in 2024. And if Democrats keep it up, JD Vance is going to win in 2028. By the end of this exchange, Cross is left sitting there looking like a deer in headlights, like he's never been challenged on "trans kids" in his life. This is a moment worth watching, but if you're somewhere you can't play it, the transcript is below: MAHER: "You need to be checked. People need to be checked... including your little girl." CROSS: "Fck that btch. (joking) Fck that little btch with her black friends and trans friends and not even understanding." MAHER: "Trans?! Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?" CROSS: "Yep." MAHER: "They know they're trans in third grade?" CROSS: "Just the coolest kid." MAHER: "[Is kid transitioning from] girl to boy?" CROSS: "Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who's not in the school, but who's boy to girl at three years old." MAHER: "A woman said [to me] 'I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that's what they would have done to me.'" CROSS: "Well, nobody's doing this to her." MAHER: "Well, I don't know." CROSS: "Literally nobody is doing this to her." MAHER: "How old?" CROSS: "She is -- or HE is -- either eight or I think nine." MAHER: "Okay, then somebody is doing something because eight or nine-year-olds can't do anything on their own." CROSS: "No, they're buying them boys' clothes." MAHER: "Well then, they're doing something." CROSS: "Sure. Yes, you're right. They're buying them boys' clothes." MAHER: "And telling them you're a boy now." CROSS: "No, no, they're not telling them. They're just agreeing with [them]." MAHER: "Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?" CROSS: "You know you knew you weren't gay, right?" MAHER: "Yeah, that's different." CROSS: "It's not different." MAHER: "It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You're just why she lost and this is a case of that." CROSS: "Wait, what?" MAHER: "We voted for the same person..." CROSS: "Right." MAHER: "You're just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they're going to go, 'Bill's right. Eight-year-olds can't really make decisions on their own like this.' That's what most people are going to say."
Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he’s why Kamala Harris lost.
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) April 27, 2026
It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has “trans friends.”
“Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” Maher asked.
Cross replied:… pic.twitter.com/fAFKVZiW9D
And this one https://t.co/qYAvrU5ZAp
— MaryLouWestin (@LouWestin) April 27, 2026
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life 🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'" 🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration." 🔵 "Senator Alex Padilla said people are DYING because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration." 🔵 "Senator Elizabeth Warren: President Trump is making the country look like a 'FASCIST STATE'" 🔵 "Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook" Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump a dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarism on STEROIDS" 🔵 "Governor JB Pritzker: 'Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions. These Republicans cannot know a MOMENT of peace.'" 🔵 "Rep. Pressley saying we'll see you in the streets." 🔵 Monica M McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will "not take this sh*t from Donald Trump. He thinks he's a DICTATOR. We are at WAR!" "These are Democrat elected officials calling for WAR against the president of the United States and his supporters."
HOLY CRAP! Karoline Leavitt is calling out Democrats BY NAME who SPARKED the rhetoric leading to Saturday's attempt on President Trump's life
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 27, 2026
🔵 "Rep Hakeem Jeffrey just THIS MONTH said, 'we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere all the time.'"
🔵 "Governor Josh Shapiro… pic.twitter.com/hy0vXB3t8K
This person should be found and put in prison.
— AG (@AGHamilton29) April 26, 2026
Leaking the fact that we are about to take military action to a podcaster with questionable foreign ties puts American real lives at-risk. https://t.co/1QN2snNVQB
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (NSrIQ)
No matter. He's not competent to stand trial.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 27, 2026 06:07 PM (R3PY1)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (NSrIQ)
Hahahaha! Don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya. I, too, have been known to violate the statutes of man... and not a few of the laws of the Almighty!
Hahahaha!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2026 06:09 PM (/OTyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (2WIwB)
And we'll find out he pardoned himself for every act taken as Resident.
I don't know why he bothered. Because.... nothing will happen.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 27, 2026 06:09 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 06:10 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 06:11 PM (n3VHW)
A bit confused here, how the heck was "benghazi" eligible for SBA loans?
And if Trump admin can prove that the baby murders got that $90 million he needs to sue the fvck out of them to get my taxpayer money back.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:12 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (jehhT)
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Deport!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:13 PM (Tbs6N)
Tucker Carlson says he got a message betraying the Iran attack. Maybe, maybe not. He says all kinds of crap.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:14 PM (biznJ)
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-AgentOrangeOwnsTheLIBs
None of them understand, he's not locked in here with THEM, THEY'RE locked in here with *HIM*.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 27, 2026 06:15 PM (1qYJG)
Who studied history at the Quality Learing Center?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (n7rxJ)
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I'm whooping it up here. How can professional comedians beat this?
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (GD0B3)
Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible
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Disbursing and then forgiving is not a loan, it's a grant.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
It's a joke. Hahahahaha..
Maybe it's good I was away from the web today...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog. Old, but full of life. at April 27, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (gu0hJ)
312 05 This 14 minute YT purports that an Iranian sub struck the Abraham Lincoln with a missile injuring 16, 3 seriously although the carrier remains fully operational. The sub has received its 72 virgins.
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
The people who put out these 'you won't believe what happened next!' utsubes should be doing something useful with their lives, like picking up dung in India.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (mFhj8)
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I haven't seen anyone offer an explanation why Kash Patel would be specifically excluded from the assassin's list. I wonder if the interrogators will ask him about it.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM (Tbs6N)
Oh no!
Anyway...
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Must...show...restraint... at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (YwEeS)
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She's gone full Biden!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (ndZc7)
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Tucker carries his Bible like Bill Clinton with a big old cross visibly embossed on the cover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
We had to Benghazi our guys in Libya.
We had to Benghazi the mission in Afghanistan back to the Taliban.
We have to Benghazi MAGA!
Posted by: Joe Joe from DE at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (eDXdC)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (Cif43)
Mostly horseshit fed to him by his paymasters. Why this piece of shit gets commentary here is obviously above my pay (non) grade.
He, along with the others make money off of "clicks" and "likes."
Don't feed the troll.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (NSrIQ)
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No matter how many times you say it, it won't make it true. Only one side is guilty of mass violence. Yours.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 27, 2026 06:23 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
Gutfeld asks him to name names and of course he can't.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: javems at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (PFoO3)
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Isn't that how the Las Vegas concert mass shooter got into the position to inflict maximum damage? FBI is not employing the best people. No wonder Allen didn't want Patel harmed.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (v3EFS)
I'm so old I remember when they were called Deepfakes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:26 PM (2Ez/1)
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I haven't seen anyone offer an explanation why Kash Patel would be specifically excluded from the assassin's list. I wonder if the interrogators will ask him about it.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:20 PM
kash patel is not white and the shooter was not white. He was not going to shoot a fellow downtrodden POC.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (CNl8/)
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The Paolo, how you say, he go to eleven too.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (RIvkX)
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Prima facie evidence and consciousness of criminality, fraud, theft, guilt, and I'll just throw in treason for all their other serial anti-American acts.
And ... nothing will happen.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:27 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM
Pretty sure that was Archie Bunker that did that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)
Trump now has a very important and immediate decision to make: either heads roll at the Secret Service for yet ANOTHER security screw-up, or he has to stop speaking at public events altogether.
Posted by: Just reporting at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (IWKbJ)
swoon. Bet on it.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (zQoHA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (6WSTN)
I'm so old I remember when they were called Deepfakes.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:26 PM (2Ez/1)
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It's only a matter of time before Ginger and Maryann are doing unspeakable things to the professor...
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (GD0B3)
Luke Rosiak says Biden "may have broken the law."
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (v3EFS)
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I'm old enough to remember Commie heads exploding when Trump said "2 Corinthians."
/We had fun with that one: "Two Corinthians walk into a bar ..."
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 06:25 PM (Tbs6N)
The Las Vegas 'shooter' was a patsy, disposed of. That fucking guy did not kill anyone. Body cam video of the cops who went into his room showed zero spent brass on the floor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)
*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)
Second while reading the NT book of John. The "book of John" would be more normal, Cucker Tiresome, if you really read the Bible like a normal person. We know it it is not in the OT or Koran.
Had he been at the Hilton Saturday night he would have passed out and pissed in fear. Later found in a puddle under a table by a maid as no one would miss him, including his wife (if he has one and how could she stand his giggle?). Can you imagine that giggle in bed. Passion is somehow missing in this picture.
Press Sec Karoline Levitt could be in the middle of transition in labor and still answer questions and mow the Dimwits down. Probably leap off the delivery table after her daughter is born and excoriate the press breastfeeding. She's fantastic.
Days before her maternity leave and giving birth she crawls out of the dais with our FLOTUS in evening gown and heels. Then appears later in photos before President Trump addresses the nation.
She is fearless and I love her, no lesbo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)
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Wneither one would surprise me. Archie makes sense
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (OgaPP)
“While the surviving IRGC Leaders are trapped like drowning rats in a sewage pipe, Iran’s creaking oil industry is starting to shut in production thanks to the U.S. BLOCKADE.
Pumping will soon collapse.
GASOLINE SHORTAGES IN IRAN NEXT!"
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
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He uses it to hide his Koran inside...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM
Well played.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (CDM31)
One incident recounted by Patel occurred in 2005, about four months before he wrote the letter. At the time, he was a law student at Pace University in New York celebrating with friends.
“We went to a few of the local bars and consumed some alcoholic drinks,” he wrote.
When they walked home, they made a bad decision.
“In a gross deviation from appropriate conduct, we attempted to relieve our bladders while walking home,” Patel said in the letter. “Before we could even do so, a police cruiser stopped the group. We were then arrested for public urination.”
We will see more stories like this since he filed a lawsuit against the Atlantic. People have plenty of stories regarding this guys behavior and his weakness with alcohol. It ain’t so out of the normal, but if you’re gonna double down and say that shit didn’t happen and be an ass about it, you better believe there are people who will take an extra 5 minutes to share their own experiences
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM
Dude. Please.
Unspeakable would be them doing things to The Skipper, Gilligan, and Thurston Howell III.
Posted by: The Professor at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: 496
Unspeakable maybe but lots of moaning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (Cqx++)
Hehh.
He can take his moral equivalence and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:31 PM (zQoHA)
God, and Jesus Christ, work through world events by leaders and peoples, and individuals.
Obviously then, Trump as the leader of the U.S., a nominally Christian nation, is working under God to stop a hostile Islamic theocracy from acquiring a nuclear weapon which they'd most certainly use at some point to target not only Christian nations, but especially the land of God's chosen people, Israel.
Tucker, the only question you need to concern yourself with is; does God and the Lord Jesus Christ want the Iranian Twelever/Mahdi fanatics to have nuclear weapons?
If God doesn't want the Mullahs to have nukes then why does Tucker have such a problem with Trump and the U.S. military along with the Bibi and the IDF removing that threat from the world?
You either believe God is in control, or you don't.
You either believe Jesus stands for divine truth, justice, and peace, or you don't.
Tucker seems to think, like a Christian Marxist or Islamic Jihadist, that God is a political being who is on their side in political battlefields.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (6ydKt)
Are these psychos mocking their abandonment of 30+ American government employees by using Benghazi to cover up helping PO. butchers abort and trans American kids?!?
There really is no basement for their ghoulishness.
My God! That is unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:32 PM (n5tGW)
Angela McArdle
@RealAngelaMc
23h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.
Apr 26, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC
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John Ringo SF Author
@Jringo1508
9h
Read the whole manifesto. Looked at the videos.
What strikes me is that this guy, except for being thoroughly lefty brainwashed ('Rapist in Chief'), could have been one of our crowd. This wasn't crazed. It was well thought out and carefully executed.
And there's nothing funny about it.
Until you get to his 'PS' rant about the Secret Service which I swear I have heard word for God damned word from guys on our side. I got half way through and was bawling in laughter at his confusion about how they could just suck so very very badly.
We have commonality. We can reach agreement.
Both sides have come to the conclusion the Secret Service sucks at their job.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (XvL8K)
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"You haven't lived until you've spent 16 hours straight spreading Monkeypox among hundreds of strangers in a gay bathhouse, man!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (VdTX+)
Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
He was in a short series called The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (or some such). Pretty funny, but I knew even then he was a dick.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: 496 at April 27, 2026 06:29 PM (OgaPP)
*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at April 27, 2026 06:30 PM (xcxpd)
The professor too.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (2WIwB)
"NEW: A Cursor AI coding agent deleted a startup's entire production database in 9 seconds. The agent, powered by Claude, was working on a staging task, found a broadly scoped API token, and executed a volume delete without confirmation. "
Skynet Jr. !
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Another Anon at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (4h45B)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (33LJY)
Of course. Makes sense: they want easier targets.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (2Ez/1)
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SBA has a system that tracks everyone who takes any action on a file.
They told a GS-9 or 11 to make that disbursement. If they allowed a case manager to touch the file at all.
And it's near impossible to get a SBA loan forgiven.
That takes GS-14 or up to authorize that.
They know who did this.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (gu0hJ)
A better comparison is a mix of the megalomania of Hitler in his last days and the paranoia of The Most High Reverend Jim Jones in Jonestown Guyana.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (zQoHA)
Small Business Administration officials disbursed and forgave loans to Planned Parenthood and its affiliates even after the agency determined that the group is not a small business that would be eligible
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Disbursing and then forgiving is not a loan, it's a grant.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 06:16 PM (biznJ)
Agreed. They may be violating the Separation of Powers, which reserves funding decisions to Congress. An even more egregious game of that type is Federal agencies colluding with plaintiffs in "sue and settle" schemes; they aren't losing a judgement, they're making a grant -- or if there's a binding policy agreement, they're making law. And the deceit involved gives the game away, that they know it's wrong.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (33LJY)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: 496
As I get older I'm realizing there was a pretty strong 3rd choice on the island. Lovey! Originally she was really old but now she's kinda hawt.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (l26NL)
It warms my heart to think that I might have a tiny bit of influence on Teh Ewok when he uses an unredacted "cocksucker" in the main post.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 06:36 PM (gu0hJ)
She was the "Marilyn Monroe" character, Ms Monroe died young
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Iranian Millionaire at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Iranian Millionaire at April 27, 2026 06:40 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)
His brother, Buckley, worked in Vance's coms shop until a few weeks ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)
But those child care centers are doing all right!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)
She totes cares enough about the war our grandparents fought in! She called it WW Eleven as a joke!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (4KUe5)
A Ukranian feeling entitled to steal from the US, that does scan.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)
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Does he also haul around Jessie Jackson's corpse around on a leash as a media prop like Bubba did?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Candy Oh! isn't stupid. Just crazy/evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM (XLfSN)
Right. I knew that too, don't know why I said son.
Everytime I see the name Buckley I think of Luann's dead boyfriend on King of the Hill.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (gtcuf)
George Strait was awesome (again) on Saturday night - my friend and I had an absolute blast. That was my first ever stadium concert, and I loved it!
I am getting ready to fly out on Wednesday to Salt Lake City for a conference regarding the cancer that I have - it's an opportunity to meet others who have this extremely rare cancer and to learn about new advances in the field. I will also be attending this week's practice of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir - I am meeting our Horde member who sings in the choir and his lovely wife for dinner beforehand.
And then I will be back for one day before heading out on my NYC trip with my friend and her daughter - we are really excited about this trip!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (SRRAx)
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LOL!!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)
That is the basis for some people to claim that Vance is a secret traitor, or ringlead by a traitor's son, and so completely unsuitable to be President.
National politics is incestuous in its scope, everyone who is anyone has always been hiring each others' kids.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (rbvCR)
(The Daily Caller)—People with graduate degrees — like the man who allegedly tried to kill President Donald Trump and his cabinet members on Saturday — are more likely to support political violence, polling shows.
A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)
I hate Trump (over and over).
Use of these words: Nazi, Fascist, Racist, Rapist.
The twist was apologizing in advance for his bad shooting skillz killing/wounding various waiters, hotel people, random Dims and jounnalists. Wishing his students to excel. Sorry to family.
With love, Sorry scrotum mylar gyro.
Oopsie! Sorry! So Sorry! So profoundly sorry! Sorriest sorry in this sorry spatial scumworld!
Serenity now!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (l26NL)
Projection anyone?
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
Posted by: From about That Time at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Mark1971
Dick Van Dyke's family says his death in imminent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (Cif43)
Gilligan will still be a white male because they're the only ones who can be portrayed as incompetent.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)
This person should be found and put in prison.
Leaking the fact that we are about to take military action to a podcaster with questionable foreign ties puts American real lives at-risk.
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Do U.S. Authorities have jurisdiction over Tucker's paymasters in Qatar?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:46 PM (VdTX+)
Of course, in addition to being inconsistent, MG completely misses the obvious difference that living criminals will be going to trial. Everything will come out in open court anyway, so there's no point in trying to suppress their timelines, associates, and manifestos in the first place. I just think that the same openness should apply to dead criminals too, starting with Stephen Paddock.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 06:47 PM (Sy6m/)
Is there any other black man in America that is whiter than Harold Ford jr.?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:34 PM (CNl8/)
Aside from Chocolate Fonzie?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:47 PM (X4KFY)
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LOL!!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)
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PERFECTION!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (77Bgk)
they should have gone for "world war ][", which could be followed up by "world war //e".
Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM (oY6Yp)
Could be Omar has been hearing a lot about filing Chapter 11 lately after the winery closed and Feeding our Future was busted, so she just got confused with all of these numbers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Look, she relies on professional staffers, and sometimes they make clerical errors. She trusts them and reads what they give her. And she isn't going to tell you jack shit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (77Bgk)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (sAmhv)
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And the war started when Argentina invaded The Maldives.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Lenin's elite vanguard. He disagreed with Marx about the masses rising up on their own. Thought they'd need guidance and a push.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (XvL8K)
See, this right here is why the feds should absolutely forbidden from making any loan of any kind to anyone.
Because the mere ability to make loans allows them to fund things they are forbidden from funding.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:49 PM (77Bgk)
Her voice sounded more American than it usually does. That is why I wondered if it was AI.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:22 PM (Cif43)
I mean what if somebody's Granny saw that shit and he (or she) was serving on the Lincoln? These 'artists" need stomping and then forced to pick up dung in India for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 27, 2026 06:51 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (Cif43)
A 2025 report by the Skeptic Research Center found that people who hold graduate degrees are about twice as likely to believe that “violence is often necessary to create social change” compared to those who have completed lower level college degrees or opted out of higher education altogether.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)
And three times as likely to scream "BABY KILLER!!!" at a military service member in uniform at the airport.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:48 PM
++++
Ahem.
Posted by: The Apostle Paul at April 27, 2026 06:52 PM (2Ez/1)
He claims art the end he wants to go less "formal" while he blasts the security that managed to pevent him from killing anybody and that manged to have him lying buck naked on the floor with a tinfoil blanket covering by the end.
Meanwhile the entire 'formal' part of the manifesto is a bullet list of silly self-serving apologies, mangled facts, MS Now delusions, Dem talking points, foreign propaganda, big-balled shit talking self-righteousness, interspersed with his (asides) of smart-assery and 'aren't I cute' jokes.
He obviously wanted to be another famous Luigi left-wing martyr hero, and now he is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)
Can't have you going around believing your lying eyes!
Posted by: That's rain on your leg, swearsies at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (TLAG7)
Speaking of which, why wasn't Coldforce wearing a shirt i those photos? Did the Secret Service cut his shirt off to see if he was a shaheed wired to blow?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (Vpqw1)
Posted by: NCKate at April 27, 2026 06:54 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026
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And three times as likely to scream "BABY KILLER!!!" at a military service member in uniform at the airport.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026
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And -- from my own experience -- about eight times as likely to have willingly, even eagerly, worn a face diaper and taken multiple clot shots during 2021-23.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)
That video is hilarious! I thought it had to be fake, but it's real (and it's spectacular!)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (gtcuf)
I have questions.
Have I been in the dreaded iron lung I have feared since childhood and reading about them for polio in a Reader's Digest? Comatose? Comatoast?
I was fairly sure I was current as of yesterday. I miss one day of Tousi and we are in WW Eleventy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Accomack at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (77Bgk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (n5tGW)
Provided that was the survey question, that's one of those lying with statistics things.
What kind of violence and in what context?
Violence committed by whom, on whose society? their own or someone else's?
"Violence to create social change" is - arguably - what we're doing in Iraq, and right-thinking people considering at example then answering "yes" to the "is it necessary" question is how these never-sufficiently-to-be damned pollsters make it look like the Left has more adherents that it does.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026
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I thought World War Eleven kicked off when Canada invaded Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (TLAG7)
(jk', Shakespeare's racist, she wouldn't read him even if she could read.)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (gtcuf)
NO
That lolly gagging SS wearing a dummy cap that the INTRUDER virtually knocked out of the way who then backed up several steps, then sideways, then forward should have, could have IMMEDIATELY, shot him.
He never fired a shot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Puq9y)
Why was shooter dude's shirt off?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)
I am sure we have a few ex-LE people posting here...they will 'splain...
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (GD0B3)
That video is hilarious! I thought it had to be fake, but it's real (and it's spectacular!)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026
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The Chantays appeared on LW too, playing "Pipeline."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (TLAG7)
He obviously wanted to be another famous Luigi left-wing martyr hero, and now he is.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)
Nah. Doesn't have the eyebrows.
When your mug shot is in a mylar sheet vs a suicide vest there is no appeal for the insane. No matter how much he sneers he looks like a lukewarm gyro.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)
Why was shooter dude's shirt off?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)
Please tell me that some totally based Secret Service agent noticed that shooter homo didn't have a chest, so he ripped off the guy's shirt to humiliate him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (n3VHW)
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting."
The recent manifestos could be taken directly out of The NY Times or The Atlantic. Left Wing Media (which is most larger media) spews the most vile attacks on a constant basis.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 06:59 PM (vbXSk)
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Blinky, you've got to keep up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 06:57 PM (TLAG7)
No. Greenland invaded Alberta.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)
But perhaps it would be more effective to contact ABC advertisers, letting them know that I will not buy their products while they advertise and ABC and ABC employs Kimmel and other vile slanderous liars.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (MtDg7)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
None of this is new.
When Ronald Reagan was shot, liberals celebrated.
This is who they are. This is what they do. And they would happily wish the same on you.
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Cif43)
I think ol' Lawrence was using the bubble machine as a bong backstage.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Looks like AI wrote it for him.
But, yeah, the only attention he needs is pay-per-view of him being hanged.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Limp Bizkit.
Posted by: Limp Bizkit Joe at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (/OTyH)
When your mug shot is in a mylar sheet vs a suicide vest there is no appeal for the insane. No matter how much he sneers he looks like a lukewarm gyro.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)
I liked the tweet which said he looked like he was a wrapped up, gay baked potato.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026
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It almost reads like a parody. "So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today" sounds like the intro to a comedy routine. The situation wasn't funny at all -- but his tone in this thing is so wildly inappropriate to what he considered to be a solemn undertaking, a mission, that it . . . I'm not sure how to describe it. "Childish," for sure. Like something a not over-bright thirteen-year-old might have written in a story about a presidential assassin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: runner
Kind of sounds like he posted it online right before he tried speed-running the last checkpoint.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)
TARGET TRUMP
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)
The OG slime show was You Can't Do That On Television. Slime also figured prominently on Double Dare.
Posted by: Now it's all tranny slop at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (X4KFY)
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True. But after they stripped him nekkid checking for bombs and a rough anal probe with some kitchen tongs for explosives in a condom. Then they noticed his pathetic chest.
The Mylar Sheet Mugshot is his name forever more.
It was bad enough as he lay there snorting hotel carpet and cuffed under the mylar sheet. Then when I saw his mug shot I laughed.
Not sure why I thought of a half eaten gyro, but this is the way I roll. Pretti Good Pita sammich.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:04 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026
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Yes; go after the advertisers. If it costs ABC money, they'll sit up and take notice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 06:45 PM (Cif43)
exactly.
Posted by: front toward enemy at April 27, 2026 07:05 PM (TIizU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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That's it! Give the CIA a job they know how to do.
Gin up a color revolution of Greenland against Quebec.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:06 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 06:42 PM
Yep that was my first thought as well. He/they/them was gay as fvck. And it wanted to do the ultimate flounce. Unfortunately it did not wind up being killed as a martyr for the cause. On the bright side, he is going to love all of the attention in prison.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 07:07 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: runner
Kind of sounds like he posted it online right before he tried speed-running the last checkpoint.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)
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His brother called the popo in Conneticut moments before the shootin' and after receiving his Manipedi apology sermon.
One would THINK they had noticed him being a wacko in the past. However, maybe this is normal chit chat with Dim families.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (WONhk)
PP is a small business, right? I mean, fetuses and babies are small...
I would also have been quite funny, with all the Somali fraud hospices, daycare centers and learning centers, if Biden had uses Somali instead of Benghazi...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (ynpvh)
Just begging for a roundup and harsh questioning. Give them a real struggle session, of not peeing in their panties.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)
I guess they must have finally yelled and the next guy stopped him ... have not seen that video yet. Hard to say, if he had shot one more security guy, if he would have gotten into the main room. One report said he was on the floor above, but I was thinking it was like a balcony level, where he may have had a clear shot at Trump.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)
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ah oh
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:09 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Cal Tec graduate, NASA acquired, DEI all the way.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (4MsaP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)
TARGET TRUMP
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac
Sounds like a fake name.
Posted by: Edison Thomas at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++)
Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.
Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (TbWk/)
I'm beginning to think he'd be better off with some Tier I SF operators taking care of his security.
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (u73oe)
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like being 31 and living at home with parents ?
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (GD0B3)
Obama said this to call off the Left's crazies. He's in charge, wouldn't you agree?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (dtajH)
When they walked home, they made a bad decision.
“In a gross deviation from appropriate conduct, we attempted to relieve our bladders while walking home,” Patel said in the letter.
He couldn't have just said "Yeah, I was in college, my friends and I got drunk - as one does in college - and pissed in an alley and got in trouble for it. I don't do that anymore, because I'm not a dumb, drunk, college student."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (vJrRc)
HOW TWO ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS SHAPED A PRESIDENCY
By: Newton Isaac
Sounds like a fake name.
Posted by: Edison Thomas
indeed
Posted by: newton fig at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (oY6Yp)
I liked the tweet which said he looked like he was a wrapped up, gay baked potato.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (zZu0s)
I like this one as well! I am totally behind in my funniest mug shot album, but I can't recall a mylar sheet mug shot. There could be more out there.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:11 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (MtDg7)
He thought he was playing Call of Duty right up until his clothes came off.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Now it's all tranny slop at April 27, 2026 07:03 PM (TbWk/)
You realize as an adult that there was some shit in children's programming that was some adult's fucked up kink.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
They (Democrats) studied Goebbels just enough to learn that repeating inflammatory lies works. Studied just enough to pretend they don't know Goebbels.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)
FLoor below ballroom. Never a shot at President Trump.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:55 PM (2Ez/1)
Stripped him down to check for explosives. I suspect it also makes him more identifiable in the case that he tried to run away
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)
Which YT video is bullshit? I hope not the World War Eleven one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)
I see they learned a lot from Dr. Gurgles.
Posted by: AL Sharpton, Race Warlord at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (/OTyH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (dtajH)
Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!
Posted by: Lizzy
The Left: stealing, assault, arson, murder...these aren't so bad. We need to decriminalize society.
Also the Left: a Republican was drunk and dumb once in college! No job, no respect, no existence!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 27, 2026
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Which member of the Bluth family was he? The bald guy with the glasses?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)
Which Dems is he referring to here? I'm confused...
A pdf, a rapist, and a traitor walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "The DNC convention is over there..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (ynpvh)
He never fired a shot.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Puq9y)
There is claims that the shooter was on the wrong floor and the hallway he was sprinting down had security on the other end and no direct access to the ballroom.
Is that valid or just cope?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)
When you're sporting an IQ in the mid 70s, numberin' be hard!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (xG4kz)
The playbook is the same, just the names change.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)
Cal Tec graduate, NASA acquired, DEI all the way.
Posted by: Braenyard
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CalTech doesn't do DEI, so NASA makes up for it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:17 PM (gtcuf)
Wait...he had a Vespa?
He's gay?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (rOERL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)
Yeah, the NeverNude, gay one.
I hate that I fucking know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)
Blonde Morticia, the one about the USS Abraham Lincoln being struck by an IRGC sub.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had
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Ah. Thanks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:18 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
You Can’t Do That On Television was the show with slime, on Nickelodeon,
It was one of my favorite things to watch during my latch-key kid days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
Sec of War Hegsex, "Mohammed, did you lose another submarine?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (TLAG7)
Yeah, the NeverNude, gay one.
I hate that I fucking know that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026
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I never watched the show enough to remember individual character first names. I know Justin Bateman was the resident voice of sanity among the family, and Jessica Walter played his drunk mother, and the tall blonde who "married" Ellen DeGeneres was in there somewhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (TLAG7)
Posted by: Fenderbender at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (1FEc1)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (VdTX+)
I'm beginning to think he'd be better off with some Tier I SF operators taking care of his security.
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 27, 2026 07:10 PM (X+xvk)
I counted 8 seconds for the handsome guy to stand in front of President Trump, climbing onto a table. With another agent to Trump's left at the same time. I love the handsome guy.
I do agree on better security, but they were off the dais within seconds after this video.
Please keep in mind that President Trump was going after Melania and very pregnant Press Sec Levitt crawled offstage in evening gowns and heels. About 5 or six agents on him at that point.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Smell the Glov
It's easy to play stupid when you're already halfway there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had
If nothing else he admitted he was indoctrinated by the MFM.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (mFhj8)
Thank God he was never something really crazy like member of the Communist party or anything!
Posted by: Lizzy
The Left: stealing, assault, arson, murder...these aren't so bad. We need to decriminalize society.
Also the Left: a Republican was drunk and dumb once in college! No job, no respect, no existence!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 07:16 PM (ycI94)
If you're a Democrat drug-fueled gay orgies are a-ok, as is giving black rent boys lethal doses of meth. There's no depth too low for them.
Posted by: Have to draw the line at public intoxication! at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Fenderbender at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM (1FEc1)
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"If the color of the skin is fit, you MUST acquit!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Cif43)
It helps to control Media. But when you gaslight people, once they wake up they turn Angry.
I expect this will happen with more of us, and then we'll see Righteous Wrath.
Sites like this with active commenters help make a difference.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2026 07:23 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (gtcuf)
Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.
Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore
This is why the Pope's guards use halberds.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)
Yeah that was piss poor performance. Should've tackled or clotheslined the guy right there. They were definitely asleep at the switch.
Posted by: Nobody wants to work anymore
This is why the Pope's guards use halberds.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 27, 2026 07:24 PM (/lPRQ)
So you're saying the Vatican needs sensible Halberd control?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (TLAG7)
Bruce Springsteen opened the latest show on his virulently anti-Trump “No Kings” tour in Austin, Texas Sunday night by condemning political violence and offering a “prayer of thanks” that President Donald Trump was not injured in the latest assassination attempt.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:12 PM (2GVsD)
Actually half baked potato in tinfoil has a ring to it. He is biracial and not fully baked.
I refust to call these terrorists by their name. Refuse. Mylar Mug Shot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (oY6Yp)
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He's such a nice boy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: NeverNude Gay Baked Potato Guy at April 27, 2026 07:26 PM (wBaIH)
At that time I was thinkng, 'whatever, I don't watch Kimmel's completely unfunny TDS rants'. But if the vile, lying rants are inspiring people to try to kill thats another thing. I hope the left does not take it as a how to, but Buck Sexton spoke briefly about how in pre-revolutionary Russia the commies convinced themselves it was moral to kill low level Czarist bureaucrats; then that general violence and people's fear of being caught up in it made people think the czar was failing, they needed to try something different.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (MtDg7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)
There rumors floating around that the USN has bricked a number of systems on Russian and Chinese subs, and then restored them with nasty notes. If they can do that, they may not bother restoring an Iranian sub's systems.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:28 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 07:22 PM (mFhj
Cole Allen’s?
He lived with them in the house in Torrance.
I saw pics of the family somewhere today.
Black father. white mother, three sisters and two brothers (if I recall correctly).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)
Is there any other black man in America that is whiter than Harold Ford jr.?
Posted by: Mark1971
Ossie Davis. In his role as JFK in Buba Hotep.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at April 27, 2026 07:30 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 07:25 PM (2GVsD)
Spontoons are handier, but they rarely teach the drill anymore. Maybe a bec de corbin?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 07:32 PM (rbvCR)
May 22, 2020 / 2:13 PM EDT / CBS News
The 2020 presidential election led the way, exactly as it was intended to do.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 27, 2026 07:33 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 07:21 PM
++++
Mostly peaceful.
Posted by: The media we all ignore at April 27, 2026 07:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Nemo at April 27, 2026 07:35 PM (4RPgu)
@VigilantFox
Bill Maher drags his woke guest...
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These people are insane.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 07:41 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 07:27 PM (MtDg7)
if Kimmel was reaching anyone, the MSM wouldn't be cancelling his show.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 09:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)
You Can’t Do That On Television was the show with slime, on Nickelodeon,
It was one of my favorite things to watch during my latch-key kid days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
it was actually pretty funny, and not my demographic.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 09:13 PM (8avO+)
Iran: How About We Postpone All Talks About Our Nuke Program While You End the Embargo, Like Obama Did?
Gee I wonder why they're so determined to hang on to their "peacefully enriched uranium stockpiles."
These fucking death cult primitives worship nukes like the mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Their "Allah" is the atomic bomb.Oh great, we get to end the embargo and end offensive actions against Iran, and they get to keep their nuke program. What a great proposal. We've never had a great proposal from Iran like this before, except for the last thirty years.
Iran gave the U.S. a new proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and end the war, with nuclear negotiations postponed for a later stage, according to a U.S. official and two sources with knowledge.
Marco Rubio also declared that Iran's idea that "opening the Strait" means that they get to decide who can transit the strait and collect tolls from them is a non-starter.
Why it matters: The diplomacy is in a stalemate, and the Iranian leadership is divided about what nuclear concessions should be on the table. The Iranian proposal would bypass that issue en route to a faster deal. But lifting the blockade and ending the war would remove President Trump's leverage in any future talks to remove Iran's stockpile of enriched uranium and convince Tehran to suspend enrichment -- two primary war objectives for Trump. What to watch: Trump is expected to hold a Situation Room meeting on Iran on Monday with his top national security and foreign policy team, according to three U.S. officials. ... Trump signaled in an interview with Fox News on Sunday that he wants to continue the naval blockade that is choking off Iran's oil exports, hoping it will get Tehran to cave over the next few weeks. "When you have vast amounts of oil pouring through your system ... if for any reason this line is closed because you can't put it into containers or ships ... what happens is that line explodes from within. ... They say they only have about three days before that happens," Trump said.
Secretary Rubio just laid down the law over the Straits of Hormuz.
— Overton (@overton_news) April 27, 2026
Iran does not get to extort the world and play toll collector on international waters.
RUBIO: “If what they mean by opening the the straits is, yes, the straits are opened as long as you coordinate with Iran,… pic.twitter.com/sdgGgynIqs
Iranian woman tells a white liberal woman "You don't speak for us. We are very happy with President Trump. We want to name cities after him." pic.twitter.com/qoO4sVcxQx
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) April 26, 2026
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Fred or Ethel?
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: MitchMcTurtleIsStillAlive.com at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (abIsI)
*snort*
I reveal my inmost self unto my God - Mendez
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Posted by: And they keep stealing the wine at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (6WSTN)
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) April 26, 2026
Winebox lady was accentuating those tits quite nicely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
They just have internalized misogyny and racist beliefs. We'll do the thinking and deciding for them.
Posted by: AWFLs at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IJjgN)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (ZGBUU)
Putin just shut off their energy pipeline to him. Prussia is gonna be out of energy.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (8avO+)
You'd think an assassination attempt would make Trump a little spicy. Maybe want to bomb the shit out of something to make him feel better.
Do it, Don.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (6WSTN)
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Having 5 children will cure them of liberalism. Raise an army of Paolos to get started on it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (Dv3i1)
What concessions? How about, all the concessions?
We are negotiating your surrender here.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (vOtXJ)
Germany's Mertz is now saying this is an unnecessary war. Energy supplies must be really short in Krautland.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Cif43)
You'd think an assassination attempt would make Trump a little spicy. Maybe want to bomb the shit out of something to make him feel better.
Do it, Don.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)
I think he's waiting till the damage is done to their oil wells and they have to be shut down...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (ZGBUU)
I know that law has questionable constitutionality, but it seems the SC doesn't like to give much flexibility to Trump on these things, like the tariff decision showed.
Im just wondering is Iran banking on Trump's hand being forced in a few weeks?
There's zero chance Congress declares War on Iran and gives Trump an open ended commitment.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
Lovetrumpistan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Retard alert -
Brick Suit
@Brick_Suit
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1h
Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
UNBELIEVABLE
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (kX27y)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (abIsI)
Mertz
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: And they keep stealing the wine at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)
Second look at burkas?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mendez at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)
That can be arranged...
Posted by: The IDF at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (ZGBUU)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (GD2xa)
I know that law has questionable constitutionality, but it seems the SC doesn't like to give much flexibility to Trump on these things, like the tariff decision showed.
Im just wondering is Iran banking on Trump's hand being forced in a few weeks?
There's zero chance Congress declares War on Iran and gives Trump an open ended commitment.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
he can just sail in a big circle and come back again the next day.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (8avO+)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Hence, I would be desperately trying to get a nuclear missile.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
The message has not been properly sent or received since about August of forty-five.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (cS1cw)
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Are you saying that Valerie Jarrett looks like an Ape?
/Roseanne
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: banana Dream - slanteder at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (3uBP9)
I see the German Chancellor Merz says Iran is humiliating us...
Posted by: It's me donna
But you are totes fine with Islamists harassing, assaulting and raping your women?
Go check a dictionary, you Teutonic midwit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (0eO43)
Posted by: Sidney at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (Uy/WF)
I would prefer not to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (vOtXJ)
Germany's Mertz is now saying this is an unnecessary war. Energy supplies must be really short in Krautland.
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM
They had all of the electricity they needed but those teutonic idiots shut down all of their nuke plants to "save the planet".
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (et1vG)
@Brick_Suit
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Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
UNBELIEVABLE
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (kX27y)
Proud graduate of the Quality Learing Center.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (CDM31)
And how it basically meant in 2031, they'd be fully positioned to all-but flip a switch and have nuclear bombs.
That's what the left is demanding be preserved:
A framework that guarantees Iran builds a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (zZu0s)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Its the only thing that makes any of the bullshit worth it. Peace talks? With these fucking primitives? Just genocide their silly asses and be done with it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (et1vG)
She did seem quite excited. Maybe the room was cold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (ZGBUU)
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I'd rather we do the damage ourselves and save us the wait.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (bNf8H)
A framework that guarantees Iran builds a nuclear bomb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:10 PM (tUP1A)
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That's far away from John Kerry accusing George Bush of "letting Iran have nuclear weapons".
Progressivism, by definition, is prone to faddishness.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)
Hussain Abdul-Hussain
@hahussain
In the predominantly Christian town of Zahle, in east Lebanon, locals hung a poster with Prez Trump’s image and the comment: “Thank God you’re safe, big guy.”
[photo]
https://is.gd/JZHQER
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (VdTX+)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM
How to keep a husband.
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 05:12 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (cS1cw)
"The WPR further mandates that the President report to Congress within 48 hours of deploying U.S. forces if Congress has not declared war or statutorily authorized the action. The President must continue reporting to Congress at least every six months for the duration of the engagement. Sixty days after the President first reports to Congress (or was required to do so), the use of the Armed Forces is automatically terminated unless Congress has declared war or passed legislation authorizing the action. The President may extend this 60-day period an additional 30 days by certifying in writing to Congress the need for continued use of force.
An authorization of the use of military force (AUMF) is subject to expedited consideration during the 60-day termination window that begins when the President reports or was required to report on the use of force. An authorizing bill or joint resolution must be introduced within the first 30 calendar days of this 60-day period.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (6WSTN)
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They moved a decommissioned tanker, a trip that would normally take like a few days, but it's in such poor shape, it's taking like 8 days, to Kharg Island as a temporary oil storage.
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)
AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Other than hoping the next Dem inspired assassin is successful, I'm not sure what they think is going to happen.
By the by, they are looking at a Cuba situation in maybe a month.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: banana Dream - Where's Frank? at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (GY9DA)
Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven."
In the land with a mean IQ of 72, the midwit with an IQ of 80 is Queen
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (0eO43)
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They moved a decommissioned tanker, a trip that would normally take like a few days, but it's in such poor shape, it's taking like 8 days, to Kharg Island as a temporary oil storage.
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Have the Marines go steal it after they fill it up.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (snZF9)
'Let the hair go with the hide.' As they say.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (LHPAg)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
So would the screeching liberals be for it or against it if it was going to be called "Trumpbad?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (okX77)
But how can you savages comprehend if we don't whitesplain to you?
Posted by: The AWFLs at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Just got here at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (cS1cw)
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells. That they lack the expertise reopen. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
Well, in their defense, these IRGC guys don't seem all that bright. Plan B was to store it in swimming pools.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: PG at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (tFapr)
"A bill or joint resolution directing the President to remove U.S. forces abroad may be introduced in either chamber at any time. The Senate considers such measures under a modified version of the procedures found in the International Security Assistance and Arms Export Control Act of 1976 (ISAAECA). Upon introduction and referral, the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations must report within 10 days of "continuous session" or can be discharged by a privileged motion that is debatable for one hour. Once the committee has reported or been discharged, any Senator may make a non-debatable motion to proceed to the measure. Debate on the measure and any amendments to it is limited to 10 hours. The WPR does not provide any expedited procedures for House consideration of a bill or joint resolution withdrawing forces from hostilities. Like any bill or joint resolution, the President would have the option of vetoing the measure."
There is no legislative veto anymore after INS v. Chadha killed that particular Congressional tool.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (E4rtv)
AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Wait till someone gets raped because the AI turned off the car. Then it will be gone.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (Fbc0I)
Diplomacy during peacetime is a lost cause on the Mullahcracy.
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Apparently air traffic suggests that exactly that has been going on.
Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (vSvIl)
That's not "we can ride this out" that's "we're out of options."
They're down to days of having to shut of oil wells.
That they lack the expertise reopen.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (tUP1A)
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What if, after they dock the boat at the terminal but before they start loading it with oil, they sink the damn thing.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (G0vdT)
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When she got home, she went STRAIGHT to the refrigerator for the Franzia. Oh yes she did. In fact, you could see the look on her face at the end. . .
Posted by: SSRI's and wine at April 27, 2026 05:17 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)
The R's in Congress gobbled this up like a diseased cock.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 05:13 PM (abIsI)
Wait till someone gets raped because the AI turned off the car. Then it will be gone.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
The used car market will skyrocket and new cars will sit on lots, bankrupting the auto industry.
Rockauto.com says bring it. Their business will explode.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
1. So,a toll. Isn't that what the Barbary pirates wanted?
fucking muzzies -- they never change.
2. Ain't that a shame I read the sidebar? Now I have that song stuck in my head.
3. It feels the Iranians are going through the 5 stages of grief.
(denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance) They have moved on from anger to bargaining. Progress, I guess.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (oO35H)
Can't we just send them a couple of pallets of currency and call it good?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Send them Barky, Big Mike, and Valerie Jarret.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (0eO43)
What in all the history of congress makes this a likely outcome? At best they will add even more complexity that will be more easily gamed by rapists than by victims.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (olroh)
Trumpburgh.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (GY9DA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (ndZc7)
I just ran across a VW powered dune buggy with racing stripe...want.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (cS1cw)
When that happens, it is not just like turning off a tap. The reservoir, the geology, below the surface is permanently altered. You will lose, likely forever, 20% of your production. This is hundreds of billions of $ in future revenue for Iran.
I think what they are saying is they need more time to sort out the nuclear thing. But they really have no more time, none at all. A few days at most. They have to empty the tanks at Karg by then.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
What in all the history of congress makes this a likely outcome? At best they will add even more complexity that will be more easily gamed by rapists than by victims.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (olroh)
There was some dohickey in the 70s? they put on the ignition system of cars that led to that result and they had to disable it.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)
I dunno. It'll depend on who got raped and by whom.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (zafwz)
When I thought I'd lay down to rest by White House
In a big field of tall Mary Jane, I lay there in the sun
And felt it caressing my face as I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was POTUS and that I was a great leader
This really blew my mind that me, an Skeletor type guy
Should be the POTUS and a woman off color as VP
But there I was taken to a place
The Hall of the Viagra King I stood high up on a stool
Naked to the world in front of every kind of girl
There was long ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones
Black ones, round ones, big ones
Out of the middle Kami Harris whispered in my ear Something crazy
Spill the wine, dig that girl
Spill the wine, take my clammy pearl
Spill the wine, dig that girl
Spill the wine, take my clammy pearl
Posted by: Blo Jiden at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (oamOm)
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:21 PM (oamOm)
That sounds painful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Arguably, that would allow Trump to argue the attacks were already authorized if a court case arose over extending action past the sixty day limit which would be April 28th. The Ceasefire makes it even more thorny as the law is silent what happens if military hostilities stop before the sixty days, cease fire happens, then the hostilities resume.
There is a reason every president (dunno about Obama or Biden) has argued that the War Powers Resolution is unconstitutional by usurping the President's commander in chief role by ordering hostilities to stop after sixty days.
Neither Congress nor the Presidents have pushed this to Scotus for obvious reasons. It is most probably unconstitutional as Congress can always simply strike funding for any war. Congress essentially wants to duck the hard decisions so it can avoid blame and thus neutered itself.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: banana Dream - Where's Frank?
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You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Any idea how to say "Donald" in Farsi?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
If they wanted to say that, then they could just say it and turn in some uranium they have, or show us what rubble it is under and let us dig it out.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)
doesn't everybody?
Posted by: zelenskyy at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (oY6Yp)
Any idea how to say "Donald" in Farsi?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (fK5DA)
The proper tribute would be saying it "Donald."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Harvey Korman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (2Ez/1)
Obama: "You know I'd like to have the power that Xi has."
Left: "We know what you mean."
Trump: "You know, I'd like to use the power granted to the President."
Left: "NO KINGS!!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (vOtXJ)
Watch them just open it into the gulf. What do they have to lose?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (w/O5Q)
Is there anything they DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson
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How to be quiet?
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (2bFN5)
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Trumpopolis? New Trump City? Trumpville?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)
Trumpylon?
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:24 PM (fK5DA)
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Obama: "You know I'd like to have the power that Xi has."
Left: "We know what you mean."
Trump: "You know, I'd like to use the power granted to the President."
Left: "NO KINGS!!"
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)
In a nutshell.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump clearly wants an exit, it gives that, and they can start selling their oil.
It's just amazing what them not "losing face" is worth. Especially considering their entire military has basically been destroyed. It's not like they are held in high esteem.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (HL8t/)
Don't fall for it Donny. HEU first.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna
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This is one of those situations where the upside to delays outweigh the downside. Closing the strait
- hurts Iran. Soon they will have no cash to pay their foreign mercs, and they might turn on anyone in Iran who has cash. This is always a risk when you invite a foreign terrorist group into your country to police the public.
- It hurts China. Their entire strategy of dumping everything depends on foreign energy. This could collapse, or at least greatly damage them.
- It hurt the Euroweenies, or at least wakes them up.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (oO35H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (E4rtv)
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That's just what it is: more politicians.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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Let them talk.
While the media is focused on Trump and the Iran problem they are not reporting Lebanon as much.
However, Bibi is, not reporting but focusing on the cleanup. Trump's giving him cover.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (snZF9)
Classic household phrase. Also, "Oh My God" as uttered by Burt in Smokey and the Bandit. And of course "He chose poorly...you chose wisely" from the knight guarding the Holy Grail in Raiders III.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (cS1cw)
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There is a non trivial chance that this is what they will do. Because why go through life an unreasonable assholes unless you can act like an unreasonable asshole?
Posted by: We should set it on fire if they open the tanks at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (anL5R)
Newsom quickly leapt to the journalist’s defense Monday morning, trying to frame the fallout as a misogyny battle.
“My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked,” the First Partner of Governor Gavin Newsom posted on social media.
“Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.”
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Old Lady Warren at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:07 PM (HE5qh)
They already failed a vote against the Iran action. Now he has 90 days to do what's necessary.
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (fK5DA)
I would really like to know what this “doohickey” was before believing it. Because the counters are so numerous and obvious.
Wait until airbags start killing people taller or shorter than average, then they’ll get rid of the mandate. Airbags start killing people. They mandate explosive devices attached to the seatbelts to engage them more quickly in the event of a crash.
Wait until over-vaccination start killing people, they’ll stop giving them by the dozens to children and pregnant women. They mandate children get vaccines against diseases only transmittable by sex and lie about the numbers.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:26 PM (snZF9)
Heh. There's a storage place in a small North Texas town called Kramelot.
I laugh every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump: You're horrible people. You're a disgrace.
Norah O'Donnell: *silence indicating agreement*
Norah is shameless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)
Yeah, but I don't think they have actual control over the people with speedboats. Khomeini set up a dead man's switch - basically told the military "If you never hear back from me, attack anything at your discretion." So, you have "groups" (I'd hesitate to call them a military) who's last order was destroy all ships.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (GY9DA)
"Sixty days after the President first reports to Congress (or was required to do so), the use of the Armed Forces is automatically terminated unless Congress has declared war or passed legislation authorizing the action. "
In cases where some other provision provides a constitutional way to resolve an issue (which is funding laws by Congress which are in accordance to originalism), constitutional innovations like this version of the legislative veto, Gramm Rudman, or other such methods are usually found to be unconstitutional by the court.
INS v. Chadha ruled against Congress regarding the legislative veto where one, two or sometime even a committee could veto an executive action. In the case of Chadha, it was Congress vetoing his ability to stay in the US.
Posted by: whig at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (rjPWf)
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SCOTUS defers to the states on redistricting questions.
It's why it sided both with CA and TX.
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Yes, but IL v. Bost shows that SCOTUS will make states enforce their own election laws.
Yes, it was about standing.
But standing to see that the laws are enforced.
While giving a big stink eye to them not enforcing the election laws; all that stuff about the campaigns (and public) being entitled to a fair process.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Guy who always says at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (vFG9F)
“Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.”
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)
Never mind the complete disrespect shown to the President of The United States, you insufferable twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (HL8t/)
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"72 Virgin Goats or Bust!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (VdTX+)
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We should be penalizing Iraq right now.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Puq9y)
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Go have sex with Harvey Weinstein.
Should be the retort to every single thing she says.
Posted by: Who told this pig she could talk at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (anL5R)
Trumporia.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:19 PM (cS1cw)
Want a soft top Thing.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (oamOm)
Norah O'Donnell: *silence indicating agreement*
Norah is shameless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)
Bunch of stories on the old Interweb today portraying her as the "victim" in this
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
Bunch of stories on the old Interweb today portraying her as the "victim" in this
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (FtULh)
Of course. Liberal shithole media must come to bat for itself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (rjPWf)
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Next you'll be telling me that The Pope doesn't believe in Just War Doctrine.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Cif43)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
It's cute you think that matters to the United States f*cking Government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Trumpalagood.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (olroh)
I laugh every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
There's one in jersey too. My garage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (2bFN5)
OrangeManBadVille
Yuuuuge City
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (rjPWf)
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PanaMAGA City
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (VdTX+)
There's one in jersey too. My garage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (snZF9)
Heh. My brother has named my 88 Fox Body 'Shelfy.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:30 PM (gu0hJ)
When’s the last time a Dem state supreme
Court voted against Dems redistricting? Never that’s when. This is all show.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:33 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (oamOm)
Posted by: NPC_11111001 at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)
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TBF you can see her nipples through her shirt. I think she was excited to be telling off the AWFL. Frisky.
Posted by: Its a hunch at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (snZF9)
The only thing they have left to offer is their nuclear program or the existence of the regime.
We can ratchet up pressure by making it known that we are negotiating for open elections where the Guardian Council does not get to decide who is allowed to run. My guess is that they would rather give up nukes and missiles than see that happen.
Posted by: Thatch at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (i0077)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:25 PM (n5tGW)
'There is iron in the words of Guy Mohawk for all men to see.'
- Ten Bears
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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Didn't see the clip last night?
Ford's got sensors all over the cab.
Retina, facial, oral vibrations. They report to the police. Yeah, they got u.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:35 PM (n5tGW)
I should be doing something productive vs hanging out here on a rainy and cold Monday.
Ladies: I think I saw Lt Col Jonny arrive with King Charles to the WH. The back of his head. I realize this is not proof as I did not see his kilt. I also realize this is important news (for me) and will give me a reason to watch King Charles in addition to Melania's clothes chosen for the visit.
Back to scheduled Ace blogging and hope you had a great weekend!.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)
Yeah, but I don't think they have actual control over the people with speedboats. Khomeini set up a dead man's switch - basically told the military "If you never hear back from me, attack anything at your discretion." So, you have "groups" (I'd hesitate to call them a military) who's last order was destroy all ships.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:28 PM (vOtXJ)
Bring in about 50 speedboats with 50 caliber MGs and armor and load them with Marines and see what happens next
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (8avO+)
Aquarium visitors were startled to see a leopard shark trying to bite off another shark’s fin. Staff explained it wasn’t aggression but normal… flirting — this is how sharks show interest in each other.
x.com/nexta_tv/status/2048514958791496011
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 05:36 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExUsa)
It's cute you think that matters to the United States f*cking Government.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of course I don’t think that. But impossibility is impossibility. My money is on this never happening in its current form, or at least not anytime soon. As I understand it, it’s stuck in regulatory agencies, which Trump controls.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (bNf8H)
The most incredible luxurious city in Iran.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Thank you for reminding me of Bill Barr(Dick-DC). I only have so much hate in the ole heart. Back to the front of the line for a day or two.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:37 PM (cS1cw)
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Okay, junior high. Got it.
Posted by: snapping bra straps at April 27, 2026 05:38 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:38 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (cS1cw)
They seems to always think they have the advantage dealing with a dumb-ass westerner and that you'll eventually give in simply because you showed some interest and just cant live without it. So they high ball you until you walk away and that's when the price starts dropping.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)
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sounds like a "them" problem
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (GD0B3)
No wonder the Chancellor was pissy today
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)
Good.
They’re always whining about global warming so there you go. Now instead of a 2 hr flight take a 20 hr train ride and save the erf.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (rjPWf)
On the other hand, the ;'white liberal" chick getting defeated in the debate is hot AF.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (G0vdT)
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sounds like a "them" problem
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Its not like I haven't told them again and again and again how important it is to diversify their energy supplies. Incompetence is a painful thing for a country to have in its leadership.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (zafwz)
Also, CIA and Mossad are working to ID which 3rd-string people are the players in-charge now. At the national IRGC level and at lower levels across Iran. Doing traffic analysis on communications to/from those dirtbags to be able to eventually take them out with bunker-busters. And/or to try to turn them, especially regional commanders.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (gKWVE)
They should use wind power.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM (anL5R)
I'm sure we could fill up a tanker or so if they buy it from us.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (8avO+)
Trumpsdorf
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:42 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (Av6i5)
Trumpengrad
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (aGM2t)
Zoe's ring appears to be a ten-carat oval-shaped diamond set in yellow gold. It was probably custom-made and costs around $1 million.
Kravitz has told friends that she said yes right away to Styles's 'old-fashioned, romantic' proposal because she is 'madly in love with him.' Mr. Styles apparently supports her in a beautiful, kind way, according to a friend of Ms. Kravitz.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
That's because they (1) always lie [Taqiyya] and (2) are not actually negotiating -- merely buying more time.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (VdTX+)
I laughed out loud.
It is multi faceted. Cultural, topical, political, humorous, built for memes.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (cS1cw)
They seems to always think they have the advantage dealing with a dumb-ass westerner and that you'll eventually give in simply because you showed some interest and just cant live without it. So they high ball you until you walk away and that's when the price starts dropping.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)
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I negotiate for a living. I think the problem with ‘negotiating’ with Iran is that it doesn’t have a centralized decision-making body that can ‘agree’ to things that bind the country. That is probably by design.
It’s a similar problem to negotiating with a big corporation with multiple layers of reviews and approvals. You think you got a deal, but then find out another 25 people have to review and approve it.
Much easier to negotiate with a single decision-maker or small group of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (ExUsa)
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The media isn't reporting it but, Trump's non-negotiable is they must give us all their uranium above 3% refined.
3% is sufficient for nuclear power. Everything above that is for making bombs.
Obama's Big Lie was "they just want to refine uranium for nuclear power plants."
Everyone accepted that lie.
Until Trump.
And now Iran has no choice:
Keep the uranium.
Or lose their oil feilds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (tUP1A)
Donjonistan.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: dantesed at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Democrats = Communists at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Old Lady Warren
>I thought they were a distraction from the WHCD shooting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops on hot mic at April 27, 2026 05:41 PM
Pffft. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Jos. Robinette "Choo-Choo" Biden at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)
"Bomb Bomb Bomb
Bomb Bomb Trumpabad"
isn't very catchy anymore.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
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Did that. Down to my price or his. It was agreed that the flip of a coin would decide the outcome. I flipped a quarter, it landed on the floor, I lost.
Drat.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Puq9y)
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where is this coming from ?? that he is allowing any enriched uranium to remain in crazy mullah's hands??
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (GD0B3)
Zoe's ring appears to be a ten-carat oval-shaped diamond set in yellow gold. It was probably custom-made and costs around $1 million.
Kravitz has told friends that she said yes right away to Styles's 'old-fashioned, romantic' proposal because she is 'madly in love with him.' Mr. Styles apparently supports her in a beautiful, kind way, according to a friend of Ms. Kravitz.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
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Wasn’t Styles up until maybe last month dating some other celebrity hole? I’ve long thought that the vast majority of these ‘relationships’ are created by managers and PR firms.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ExUsa)
ym The Guy Who Wrote That Karaoke Scene, since a few weeks ago.
Posted by: it's a sign of the tiiimes at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: John Stuart at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (edKev)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
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Look in the mirror Chuck.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: gKWVE at April 27, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)
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Creamalot
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (ExUsa)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:47 PM (ndZc7)
Yeah, it's Trump's fault some nutcase you urged on tried to kill the President and his cabinet...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: runner
--
Ja, now vi blo them up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:48 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:49 PM (rjPWf)
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The media isn't reporting it but, Trump's non-negotiable is they must give us all their uranium above 3% refined.
3% is sufficient for nuclear power. Everything above that is for making bombs.
Obama's Big Lie was "they just want to refine uranium for nuclear power plants."
Everyone accepted that lie.
Until Trump.
And now Iran has no choice:
Keep the uranium.
Or lose their oil feilds.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (tUP1A)
Trumps terms are to submit to an extensive inspection regime.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:49 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: fd at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
He’s a British man. So of course he is.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (rjPWf)
Trump announces Iran changes name to East Carolina, unveils new US flag design with 51 stars.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)
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Shouldn't that be "Assassination Attempt Survivor" President Donald Trump? I think the Mullahs are playing with fire, and I don't the kind the Zoroastrian fire-worshipping kind, either.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (rj6Yv)
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X.
And you must trust everything on X.
LOL
But for real, IIRC, Iran does actually have some nuclear power plants that do need fuel?
IDK, the whole "let 'em keep the 3% stuff" is just a throw-away chit you know they'll reject.
Make us look reasonable, while exposing it's the near-nuclear bomb grade stuff they want.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (vbXSk)
Now, it's "end the blockade (new element), guarantee no more attacks, negotiate nuke stuff later".
I'm optimistic that there's little chance they will ever meet any of our key minimal demands. Like Saddam in the fall of 1990, they just don't understand they can both survive and improve their odds in the medium run by just caving on something key, and let the indolence, lack of seriousness, and weakness of the west (US included, most of the time) to pave their path ahead.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at April 27, 2026 05:43 PM (0sNs1)
Isn't Harry Styles flamingly queer, or was that just a phase?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Most people at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 05:51 PM (vbXSk)
They've been too busy to pay their thugs for a while now.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (8avO+)
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This Iranian woman is also wearing a cross on a chain. The American woman berating her would rather wear a burqa than a cross. We must not give up on the Iranian population, the mullahs in Iran and in US universities must go.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (Tbs6N)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (0e5Te)
Trump announces Iran changes name to East Carolina, unveils new US flag design with 51 stars.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (Av6i5)
___________
South Armenia
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:52 PM (FtULh)
Already there.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (n5tGW)
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The
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 05:53 PM (ndZc7)
https://tinyurl.com/nj3w7adp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (OYsYV)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (FtULh)
No domestic enrichment or reprocessing means a country can't develop weapons material on its own.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Relief is available. Ask your doctor.
Posted by: Big Fat Farma at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (ZGBUU)
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If I remember correctly, it was Germans who gave the mullahs nuclear technology and helped them start the program. Pardon me if I don't give a damn that they are now being humiliated.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Tbs6N)
https://tinyurl.com/nj3w7adp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (OYsYV)
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I forgot who first suggested it a few months ago but I like the idea.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/4x3ywpsv
There's a photo of the master's degree retard (he's real proud of this degree in court today) in his mylar sheet mug shot in the article.
I'd already mocked him nekkid and carpet sniffing in his mylar sheet. This mug shot made it better for me.
He looks as dangerous as a biracial gyro (keeping the pita bread soft) in the photo. I realize I am a bit warped to insult gyro sandwiches.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2026 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)
Sadly, for this to progress in our preferred direction, we need boots on the ground to sweep the regime from power.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
Much easier to negotiate with a single decision-maker or small group of them.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at April 27, 2026 05:44 PM (ExUsa)
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We're talking 'international law' here, Elric the Blade, not the Uniform Commercial Code or case law. They take our deal or the B-52s fly.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (rj6Yv)
I forgot who first suggested it a few months ago but I like the idea.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (G0vdT)
Adam Corrolla
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: They look like humans, but they aren't at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Tbs6N)
Ze Germans should be happy. Usually you have to pay extra for humiliation.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 05:50 PM (GD0B3)
Go fish!
Posted by: LASue at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (mFhj8)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (Cif43)
No domestic enrichment or reprocessing means a country can't develop weapons material on its own.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:54 PM (U/Byj)
Don't hit the plant... hit the Power lines coming out of it... make it useless.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric the Blade
I'm just amazed that he is a heterosexual.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (EXgg+)
Sadly, for this to progress in our preferred direction, we need boots on the ground to sweep the regime from power.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
No way we have run out of targets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
We're waiting them out, not the other way around.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 27, 2026 05:34 PM
Seconded.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
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Before one boot hits the ground, everything within 25 miles gets flattened. We have the means and the will to do that.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 05:59 PM (rj6Yv)
—Disinformation Expert Ace
The Iranians are like, "we own the dirt, come and take it."
Trump's blind spot, "Let's make a deal," has taken the wind of the military attacks. Seems the next move by Trump is to make the Iranians "a deal they can't refuse," and then enforce it.
This entrenched barbaric death cult has no intention of reaching a peace deal and is likely counting on the USA committing to WII style regime change effort. As a side effect this would give Schumer his first hard in decades when he is daydreaming about becoming the Senate leader again.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at April 27, 2026 06:00 PM (glnUu)
And I think it's 98% likely the shooting does start again. Fore reasons mentioned in a comment above.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2026 06:01 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
No, they've been doing this for decades long before TDS even existed.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+)
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47 years of (mostly) aiding and abetting the world's greatest sponsor of state terrorism -- literally giving them permission to eventually get nukes and sending them pallets of blood-money cash to help fund said terrorism and murder (including that of U.S. Citizens and Soldiers)?
There might be even stronger and more fatal words than abysmal IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Amtrak Joe at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (oftw2)
I think Trumps long term plan is that we own the straits. This is the only way to prevent China, Iran, terrorists, or whomever from using it as a gun to the head of the world economy.
If we own a few of those islands, and have bases, and patrol, and it is paid for by the oil we extract (or toll we put on passage) then we would be OK. We would have the lever against the Iranian economy and that would control them.
But to get there, we have to convince the world that it is the only viable solution. That is what he is doing now.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (oO35H)
Our focus should be commerce.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Sy6m/)
The Regime is in uncharted territory in negotiations. They've never been raised so high in negotiations poker.
Posted by: Gref at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (5rh/l)
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_____
I know, right?!
Posted by: Archduke Franz Ferdinand at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 27, 2026 05:57 PM (XV/Pl)
No way we have run out of targets.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 05:58 PM (8avO+)
Or masturbation.
Posted by: I mean...it's kind of a renewable resource at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 06:06 PM (FtULh)
Posted by: SciVo
*shifty ferret-eyes*
Posted by: Valerie Jarret at April 27, 2026 06:07 PM (Dv3i1)
There might be even stronger and more fatal words than abysmal IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 06:02 PM (VdTX+)
You're not wrong, but I guess I was trying to be succinct. Obama and Biden effectively made the US government a state sponsor of a state sponsor of terrorism and have blood on their hands.
Posted by: Treasonous foul wretches they are at April 27, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
https://tinyurl.com/2t3tb7bc
Looks legit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at April 27, 2026 06:04 PM (ndZc7)
The people who put out these 'you won't believe what happened next!' utsubes should be doing something useful with their lives, like picking up dung in India.
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 06:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 06:24 PM (6WSTN)
The Iranians are negotiating like rug merchants, hoping that domestic politics (i.e., the midterms) get the better of our side. Time to "make them an offer they can't refuse." Put a Marine MEU on Kharg Island and seize control of the spigot, after a hellacious aerial bombardment.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (uY1j2)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
I wasn't there but assume stripped down to check for bombs. Maybe even a rough anal probe for plastic explosives in a condom.
Cuffed, face planted into carpet, and mylar blankie for photos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)
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why? their oil industry is collapsing on its own
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 06:47 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)
keeps him from running
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 09:01 PM (8avO+)
I was told that the most perfect, most beautiful overnight bombing campaign in history destroyed their entire operation.
Then about a month ago I was told that the two-day-totally-not-a-quagmire destroyed everything that was left. The leadership was gone and they'd be begging us to stop.
Wait. Were you lying to me?
Posted by: JJ Shabadoo Junior at April 27, 2026 09:25 PM (Ys9Hz)
When the Bullets Stopped Flying, Alcoholic "Journalist" Karens Focused On What Really Matters, and Looted 147 Wine Bottles from the Venue
Incredible. Give yourselves all a media award for Stunning Bravery.
Peter Girnus 🦅
@gothburz I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired. The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass. A champagne flute hit the floor of the International Ballroom at approximately 9:47 PM. Then a second. Then the sound that I have since been told was a 12-gauge shotgun, which from inside the ballroom sounded like a heavy door slamming in a parking garage. Then the Secret Service moved. They moved the President, the Vice President, the First Lady through the east corridor in under ninety seconds, which is protocol, which is practiced, which is the one part of the evening that worked exactly as it was designed. Everything else was improvised. I know this because I ordered the wine. 94 tables. Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir that the Association selected in February after a tasting committee spent three meetings debating between Oregon and Burgundy. Oregon won. The budget was $14,200. I signed the invoice. I can tell you the vintage. I can tell you the distributor. I can tell you the per-bottle cost because I negotiated it down from $89 to $76. What I cannot tell you is how 147 of those bottles left the building during an active shooter evacuation. I can tell you what I saw. A correspondent from a network I will not name picked up two bottles on her way to the east exit. Full bottles. One in each hand. She was wearing heels and she did not spill. A man in a tuxedo tucked one inside his jacket the way you'd shoplift a paperback at an airport bookstore. A woman picked up a bottle, looked at the label, put it back, and took a different one. She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure. The theme of the dinner was "A Free Press for a Free People." The banners were still hanging when the evacuation began. I know because I hung them. Twenty-three banners, navy blue, gold serif lettering, $11,400 for the set. They were still hanging when 2,600 guests were directed to the exits by Secret Service agents, one of whom had just taken a shotgun round in his ballistic vest and walked to the ambulance on his own feet. The agent's vest costs approximately $800. The wine that left the building was worth $11,172 at Association cost. At restaurant markup, roughly $29,000. The guests saved more in wine than the vest that saved the agent. That's priority. The video went viral by 10:15 PM. Not the video of the evacuation. Not the Secret Service response. The wine. Three guests in formalwear grabbing bottles off white tablecloths while being told to move toward the exits, while a man with a shotgun stood in the same motor entrance where John Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan 45 years ago. A woman near the service entrance was crying. She said "I just wanna go home." She was not holding wine. She was holding her phone. She was the only person I saw that night who looked afraid rather than inconvenienced. That's the distinction. The rest of the ballroom did not look afraid. They looked interrupted. An active shooter at the WHCD is a logistical problem. The dinner was disrupted. The timeline was off. The after-party at the French Ambassador's residence would need to be rescheduled. These are contingency matters. Contingency matters have solutions. Fear is for people who attend events without security details. I have produced eleven of these dinners. I have managed seating charts that require diplomatic-grade negotiations. I have handled comedians, cabinet secretaries, network anchors, and the editor of a major newspaper who once threatened to leave because his table was behind a column. I have never, in eleven years, seen a guest leave a $76 bottle on the table during an evacuation. I have also never seen a guest check the label first. Both observations are consistent. The bottle is worth taking. The evacuation is worth surviving. The instinct is to do both simultaneously. 188 bottles placed. 41 recovered. 147 unaccounted for. One agent shot. Zero guests injured. Zero bottles broken. A free press for a free people. The press is free. The wine was $76 a bottle. They took it anyway.
I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired.
— Peter Girnus 🦅 (@gothburz) April 27, 2026
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— el gato malo (@boriquagato) April 26, 2026
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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (N1tpc)
However, it just proves that these "moral" journalists are anything but.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (G0vdT)
Well, that wine wasn't going to drink itself.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (A35Uv)
Reparations, for all they've suffered
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—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Micro-looting--fuck Trump!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: The Dog at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XodLO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (6WSTN)
Let me alone, let me go home
Let me go back to start over
Ramblin' around this dirty old town
Singin' for nickels and dimes
Times getting tough, I ain't got enough
To buy a little bottle of wine...
Posted by: Tom Paxton at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)
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"I'm doing this for the proletariat!"
-very bougie girl whose parents paid for her journalism degree and still pay her mortgage
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (GLVez)
wine fizzer. The kids come second...sometimes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Hasan Piker at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (Fi81e)
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Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
Synopsis: we didn’t want to let it go to waste.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 27, 2026 04:09 PM (FAj1O)
But unopened, ~$100 bottles of wine? Yeah, these people are trash.
Bet they leave their shopping carts in the parking lot, too.
(Who am I kidding? They have someone do their shopping for them.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:09 PM (N1tpc)
A free press for a free people. The press is free. The wine was $76 a bottle. They took it anyway.
Start charging $1,500 a head. That shit stops because they won't go to it again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (xvhJH)
Concur.
The chugging by the bottle wine is Washington state's own H3. From the Horse Heaven Hills area of south central Washington. Not bad either if it's at least 3 years old.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
You haven't seen women who act like that?
Yes, it was an exaggerated movement. Drama queens act like that all the time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (WlOvh)
They shouldn't even count as people.
They're drones.
And not even the cool ones that kill things.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
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Some pretty good wineries in the Gorge, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (33LJY)
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*notes*
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Two bottles per table. 188 bottles of a Willamette Valley pinot noir
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That's 78% shrinkage from winemom journalists.
They've graduated from micro-looting to looting just that fast.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)
There are a lot of things for which I would look down on someone in attendance at that event. Swiping the wine is not one of them.
Just surprised they didn't try to serve that ridiculous Trump wine
Journalists are known for wearing fur coats as opposed to the Maga-royals. /s
I saw this article before and was wondering why it made the news. Who cares if someone took a bottle or two off the table when the event was effectively over?
If you consider the source, it’s merely yet another weak attempt to paint “fake news media” as thieving scoundrels because everyone knows journalists are “librul”.
They apparently had Wente Morning Fog Chardonnay and Columbia Crest Cab Sav from Horse Heaven Hills. They’re passable wines for under $10 but I just do not see a reason to take cheap wine home with me. I’ll drink it if that’s what is there for dinner, but it’s not worth carrying even to a room.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (JCZqz)
Yes, it was an exaggerated movement. Drama queens act like that all the time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (N1tpc)
She's already drunk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: lurk at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (h0JFh)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (qRla/)
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
It means she's already hammered. That's how drunks move. They're trying to avoid looking drunk, and always give themselves away.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (wGerL)
I think that is her third bottle.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (wGerL)
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So, she's got a while to go until she's done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
In a past deep dive into online pRon world (for science) I found out Indian(dot) women are referred to as Aunties.
Now you know.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)
An Indiana State Senate candidate is accused of canvassing door-to-door in a Fishers neighborhood while being high on cocaine.
Andrew Dezelan of Fishers was arrested on Sunday night in Fishers after a resident reported him to police for soliciting. He is currently being held in Hamilton County Jail on preliminary charges of possession of cocaine, a Level 6 felony, and resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor.
https://t.ly/KQSXi
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (XD+PD)
$300k in student loans and the make a penny per 1000 clicks on their article.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (s05ZN)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)
This!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (6WSTN)
Singin' for nickels and dimes
Times getting tough, I ain't got enough
To buy a little bottle of wine...
Ah, Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs. Memories.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (qRla/)
"And here's when we were in the room, stealing wine after the 3rd Trump assassination attempt."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The White House Press Assoc at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (ScG/9)
She boldly and brazenly reaches out and plucks the bottles off the table.
I'm betting both those bottles were empty by midnight.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (gnNyN)
She didn't want to risk breaking any of those long fake nails.
Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (X5FXP)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (aGM2t)
To me, this isn't about stealing or anything shady so much as seeing how batshit crazy their minds work:
Easily-triggered leftwing hags with piles of money, but scared of everything, just survived an assassination attempt involving very scary very evil guns. The horror, the horror!
So what do these hags do? Get the fuck out of there? Nah. They sashay around taking wine bottles off tables -- but only the ones with the right labels!
Incredible
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)
That was my impression. Dat bish was shitfaced.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (A/tlT)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
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There won't be many women if they interpret that as Bring Your Own Boobs.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (n3VHW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (6WSTN)
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Truth in advertising for once. He has my vote.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (98kQX)
I suppose if the dinner is to be rescheduled, the stolen wine could have been used then. Put out Manischewitz next time. Sorry, folks, we had good wine purchased but somebody stole it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
Sable coat ? How ecologically pure to support the fur trade,
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
If she can suck that bottle dry, just imagine...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL. Right on.
Professional hypocrites, that are hardly ever exposed because they hardly ever have to do anything other than talk. And we normally aren't witness to anything they do.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (98kQX)
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JP Sears, that redheaded guy who made almost funny videos making fun of the left for a while, went right after her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:16 PM (aGM2t)
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Phrasing?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (VdTX+)
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I paid for them, I'm bringing them!
Posted by: Husbands of Fake Boob Ladies at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (ScG/9)
Posted by: RS at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (SuU/K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
We're two-fisted, hard-drinkin' journalists!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
All the reporters used to hang out in a certain bar in the old movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++)
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I know its hard to imagine, but some women will drink wine right out of the bottle like that.
Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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More are calling for target practice.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)
People are fucked up.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (n3VHW)
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It's projection all the way down with these asshats.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (VdTX+)
At a funeral they probably steal roses right off the coffin.
When he mentioned how expensive the banners were I figured someone stole those as well.
The weeping woman he refers to was Erika Kirk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Cif43)
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)
Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (6WSTN)
JP Sears, that redheaded guy who made almost funny videos making fun of the left for a while, went right after her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:18 PM (GLVez)
He's bought and paid for now too?
Damn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++)
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Fun fact: All those aliens in the Mos Eisley Cantina from Star Wars were reporters for Galactic Times.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (gnNyN)
Look at the exaggerated way she reaches for the bottles. No human being moves like that. She's either AI or an alien.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
Sable coat ? How ecologically pure to support the fur trade,
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Her dress was slit up the side to her hip. She's not one to be shy about what she deserves...
Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Bob Ben Had at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Cif43)
It's 4 dollars now
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (ZGBUU)
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)
Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar
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Night Train.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (2ocoG)
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That's 78% shrinkage from winemom journalists.
They've graduated from micro-looting to looting just that fast.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e)
To be fair, male journalists were also looting (see the "inside the suit coat) - they were just more sneaky about it...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (tOcjL)
Damn......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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He's getting divorced and the elongated process seems tied to him being steadily unhinged. I think it started with him going all in on the Epstein stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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The only time it's not the gun's fault is when Republicans are shot at.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)
Where are the Left calling for gun control after this assassination attempt?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:17 PM (kxLc1)
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Shouldn't we be calling for Prohibition?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)
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Some pretty good wineries in the Gorge, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (xvhJH)
Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a winery here in the Willamette Valley. Why someone would swing a dead cat is beyond me though.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (tYGL3)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (kxLc1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
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Shades of "Lemonade Lucy" Hayes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (xvhJH)
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
That woman is . . . a steely-eyed, box wine gal.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (wVcYX)
AND the same people mocking her will tell you they are traumatized because something did use their tranny pronouns or called an illegal alien and illegal alien
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm)
Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal
Night Train.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Champipple
Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Cqx++)
He's getting divorced and the elongated process seems tied to him being steadily unhinged. I think it started with him going all in on the Epstein stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:21 PM (GLVez)
Yeah, sometimes divorce can f*ck with you, I guess. Don't know, but my mom did go off the deep end during their divorce, so it tracks.
Not that I ever found JP all that entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
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Yes, there ought to be a law against being Republican!
Posted by: Democrats at April 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)
I've read she had to get extra security because of all the death threats... What a sick world
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)
I'd happily see all those nickefuckers in hell, but if I had to rush out of an event where I'd been drinking, the glass or bottle would be coming right along with me.
Of course, I am a professional alcoholic, so don't try this at home, kids.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (qRla/)
Does that mean all these FNM reporters using the opportunity to steal wine were also "in on it"?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (aGM2t)
It was OUR banquet dinner. Better us than the illegal servers taking it home and drinking it with their tacos.
Posted by: -MSM privilege at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: Wine Karen at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (KOp5h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (zZu0s)
Cause...more free wine.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (re0Ak)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
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*shudder*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (xvhJH)
Mad Dog 20-20.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar
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Night Train.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
MY TIME IS NOW!!! I come with a brown paper bag, for your convenience!
Posted by: Thunderbird at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (ScG/9)
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classless drunks!!
😂😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)
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And that was just for the death threats from Cavernous Orifices alone!
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (VdTX+)
That woman was Erika Kirk
Posted by: Jose at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: -MSM privilege
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I laugh snorted...
Posted by: Funny because true at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)
Or she's already drunk.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (QaH55)
They're the kind of people who stay for the wedding reception only if it's an open bar.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
Went to see the Adam West Batman movie in college. (They were always showing old movies somewhere on the Michigan campus in the 80s.) Batman is trying to dispose of a humorously big bomb with a lit fuse by throwing it off a boat into the water, but everywhere he looks there's someone there (including a family of ducks), so he can't throw the bomb. ("Somedays you just can't rid of a bomb," he remarks, drily.) One of the parties that he doesn't want to drop the bomb on is a bunch of guys sitting on a pier drinking.
Robin says to Batman something like, "Why do care what happens to them? They're just a bunch of dirty drunks!"
"Yes, they're drunks," Batman responds. "But they're also human beings."
The whole auditorium of drunk college kids responded in applause and shouts of "All right, Batman!"
Good times.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Save the booze. Denigrate Trump and his supporters.
Got it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (XD+PD)
I've read she had to get extra security because of all the death threats... What a sick world
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (ZGBUU)
No idea why she thought going to a press event was smart for her to do, every one there is a monster. Get invites to the Trumps, or Vances or something instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
It's on par with those videos of people going to all-you-can-eat buffets and shoveling stuff into to-go containers. Except those are likely staged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Funny because true at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (anL5R)
El Gato Malo? No, his substack is like that too. He fancies himself e.e. cummings.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: -MSM privilege at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (IifOV)
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"You said 'TACO!' Drink!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
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"Fuckwit" seems fitting.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (GD0B3)
No idea why she thought going to a press event was smart for her to do, every one there is a monster. Get invites to the Trumps, or Vances or something instead.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
She was there with TPUSA
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (ZGBUU)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)
Too black to be a dreamy heartthrob.
Too white to be a dindu nuffin.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM
Let's go with Tomas.
Posted by: Gotta have three at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
It's Tomas from what I've read
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (ZGBUU)
Posted by: Farfetched at April 27, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)
These presstitutes are all public figures. Somebody knows who this bitch is. Name her and shame her!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (8avO+)
She was there with TPUSA
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:27 PM (ZGBUU)
They shouldn't be there either. The MSM is their enemy.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:22 PM (aGM2t)
BYOB!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (GD0B3)
Do we know who this bint is? I've been trying to find out since yesterday.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (gtcuf)
I think actors and media folk will start being catagorized below who-ers soon enough. It will be deserved. What was not deserved was the acclaim in the first place.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar8)
But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar
Not fair to petty thieves, some of whom love their moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (tUP1A)
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They are main characters, you marginal character.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (GD0B3)
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Paul Sperry
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DEVELOPING: Federal investigators are looking into a possible connection between arrested would-be Trump assassin Cole Tomas Allen and Stacey Abrams' Fair Fight Action, as well as the radical Black Lives Matter ... developing ...
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Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (tOcjL)
Not fair to petty thieves, some of whom love their moms.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)
So, now it's a Johnny Dangerously thread?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
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You could team up with Weasel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (ScG/9)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)
DEVELOPING: Federal investigators are looking into a possible connection between arrested would-be Trump assassin Cole Tomas Allen and Stacey Abrams' Fair Fight Action, as well as the radical Black Lives Matter ... developing ...
1:09 PM · Apr 27, 2026
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Nope. Can't be. This was a lone wolf that had no assistance from anyone, at any time. Stop spreading lies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)
Wonder if he was doing what those companies who got busted taking the test for C list actresses kids to get into good Cal schools on strange scholarships.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:25 PM (6WSTN)
It's Tomas from what I've read
It's Tiger...Like Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods! Tiger Woods!
Posted by: NBC Sports, shill for Tiger Woods at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (QP+6w)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (6WSTN)
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That might even prompt a naked- and diaperless-underneath F. Joe Sundowner to show up.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (LHPAg)
Judging by what I see from Hollywood starlets this is the in look.
And apparently without wearing anything underneath.
So turns out the future is not metallic colored jumpsuits...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)
**fist bump**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
1 hour(2-3 drinks in) beginning a nice drinking buzz , must of been a major bummer to have the bar closed at that point. the drinking pros are now only focused on thier next drink. so yea, its easy spot the pros who are now tipping the bottle and stashing them for the trip to the next -open- bar.
Posted by: professional drinker at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (VrDSx)
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A got a ton of upskirt photos!!!
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)
Damned right.
Will I also make fun of the press fags for doing that?
Damned right.
It's called "consistency" 'cause I don't pretend something I'm not.
And I'd push the cork down and chug it in my room like a true alcoholic.
Cause I won't never have a corkscrew in my luggage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (tUP1A)
This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (CNl8/)
They needed something for their disappointment ... of Trump NOT being shot (again).
Posted by: illiniwek at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (vbXSk)
PRICELESS
It's funny because the word "free" has two different meanings.
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (gtcuf)
DEVELOPING: Federal investigators are looking into a possible connection between arrested would-be Trump assassin Cole Tomas Allen and Stacey Abrams' Fair Fight Action, as well as the radical Black Lives Matter ... developing ...
1:09 PM · Apr 27, 2026
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Nope. Can't be. This was a lone wolf that had no assistance from anyone, at any time. Stop spreading lies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Looking into it is not always finding it...but they are gonna at least look...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)
A got a ton of upskirt photos!!!
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 27, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)/i]
You're the guy that wears mirrors on the tops of your shoes, aren't you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
I’m sorry it wasn’t swimming in celebrity guests like it used to be.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (cS1cw)
I think actors and media folk will start being catagorized below who-ers soon enough. It will be deserved. What was not deserved was the acclaim in the first place.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 04:29 PM (cS1cw)
it is traditional.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (8avO+)
There are two on camera in the video, one blonde taking a selfie, one blonde grasping at the bottles, fingers splayed open like she doesn’t want to risk breaking a nail.
Then there’s the photo of the brunette downing a full bottle like she’s sucking down water after a long jog in the summer.
Name then, shame them, like they’d all do if there was an (R) after their name.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)
I might be in the studio all day
But I've been sweeping out
a rowhouse in SE D.C.
But it's alright, 'close to midnight
And I got two more free bottles of wine
WHCD attendee
Posted by: Count Delbert McClinton de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (wVcYX)
Looking into it is not always finding it...but they are gonna at least look...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:34 PM (tOcjL)
Nope. Not required. I've been told.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
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I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
Professional would be making them do PT under the angriest drill sergeant they can find.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)
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Brian Williamson, is that you?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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They should announce they are looking into possible connections between the shooter and the truck stop glory holes that Obama is also known to frequent.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)
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Count the spoons.
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (VdTX+)
Lol. SAVED by a clever edit!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (GD0B3)
Trump has done much to cut off their funds, but there’s got to be a lot still out there yet to be spent.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)
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Brian Williamson, is that you?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (VdTX+)
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He had to run through a mine field of broken glass while barefoot, like John McClane.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (cWLG3)
Such a useless profession.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 04:37 PM (/C5Hg)
I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)
__________
I imagine it's the only way to get through an evening with otherwise unbearable people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (6WSTN)
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I imagine it's the only way to get through an otherwise unbearable evening.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:35 PM (gnNyN)
Nothing makes the *press* show up but vanity.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)
Well, apparently, doing so and saying it out loud (whose it was) did not deter male overweight gamers from taking all the slices but one. Why they left one, I have no idea.
So, now I don't buy the pizza during a convention. The kids and spouse come back to our hotel room if they want lunch.
I thought what chutzpah then...but I guess a $25 pizza (XL convention prices) is nothing to $14K in wine...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:32 PM (aGM2t)
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Near the Tannhäuser Gate?
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:36 PM (GD0B3)
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Lampshades?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: She stayed at home for the draft at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (anL5R)
I negotiated it down from $89 to $76
Holy fooook! I'm pretty sure I can buy Willamette Valley pinot noir at Kroger for about $30 a bottle. I don't know for certain, because I usually buy $8-12 bottles of anything. But I'm fairly positive Kroger carries Willamette Valley and it isn't the one locked behind glass (which it would be if it was $80+ a bottle).
Heck, yeah, I'd take a souvenir bottle of wine, too!
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (fK5DA)
The same people who told us a year ago that $8 for a dozen eggs was an indictment of the cruelty of Trump, don't even blink at paying $80 for a bottle of wine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)
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I sensed a disturbance in the farce.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: From about That Time at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)
So if he succeeded in killing Trump would they call it a public service ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (ZGBUU)
Ebay Listing # 67833081010
Wine Bottle from WHCD Trump shooting!
This wine bottle saw history.
Buy it now: $50,000
Posted by: Wine Bottle saw History at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (Wl0YX)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (GD0B3)
Whatever, it’s “truth,” so it’s all good.
That’s the standard now, right, MSM?
If something is not technically true it can still be taken as true because it could have happened blah blah blah.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (6WSTN)
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"Some people did some things."
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (+5Sz0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)
She has practiced the art of relaxing and opening her throat for unimpeded passage.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)
That's some serious cultural appropriation right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
BLM? Pikers.
Posted by: National Press Club at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
Next banquet it's 2 buck Chuck from Trader Joes.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)
That would be Erica Kirk.
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (xvhJH)
Well, apparently, doing so and saying it out loud (whose it was) did not deter male overweight gamers from taking all the slices but one. Why they left one, I have no idea.
So, now I don't buy the pizza during a convention. The kids and spouse come back to our hotel room if they want lunch.
I thought what chutzpah then...but I guess a $25 pizza (XL convention prices) is nothing to $14K in wine...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL)
Was at a trendy place in Chicago that sat people on benches and after I ordered, three couples sat at the table and were chatting. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back all 6 were eating my dinner.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
She has practiced the art of relaxing and opening her throat for unimpeded passage.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)
That is, how you say.......Hot.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Dog at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XodLO)
I have noticed that, suddenly, many random people are all writing with the same distinctive voice. On the one hand, it's a good, punchy style; on the other hand, it's distractingly same-y after the first few. On the gripping hand, most people are simply not equipped to write effectively on their own power, so instead of smothering their natural voice, it may be seen a similar kind of empowerment as image gen for people who can't draw.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (7TE3q)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Wl0YX)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (+5Sz0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
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The gunshot was so loud that some sitting near him couldn't enjoy the play.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)
But seems someone ruined it so next time nothing
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (wVcYX)
She ought to be popular at parties, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (utfVc)
Banned, I think. Don't really know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)
Ah. Interesting comments, back in the day. Had a number of them, long gone now.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (+5Sz0)
what are the reforms?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Did you call them assholes? I would've called them assholes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
Whatever, it’s “truth,” so it’s all good.
That’s the standard now, right, MSM?
If something is not technically true it can still be taken as true because it could have happened blah blah blah.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (4KUe5)
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What did El Rushbo used to say in frequently mocking The MDM-MSM and Left (BIRM): that it was "the seriousness of the charge" that justified investigation and media attention, even when evidence was lacking and it ultimately turned out to be false.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (7TE3q)
Do they come any other way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
OMG...I'd have had the waiter move it to their check...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
Well, Chicago. Lucky he was not robbed and murdered.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)
The same people who told us a year ago that $8 for a dozen eggs was an indictment of the cruelty of Trump, don't even blink at paying $80 for a bottle of wine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:39 PM (tUP1A)
Somebody else bought the wine, not them.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
I'd have just walked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)
Posted by: ARLDN at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (15Ksv)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (gtcuf)
Brian Stelter was seen stuffing bread rolls and and dinner mints into his pants before rolling out into the foyer.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (6WSTN)
I'd have just walked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)
If I didn't already have a tab open, that would be the best course of action.
Find a hole in the wall and get yourself a greasy burger and beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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In fairness, I expect they pay dues to belong to the association. Which, likely are paid by their employers. So, they probably feel like they paid for it, which they did not. Their employers did. But they feel like they are entitled to drink it because it was intended for them. Although probably not two bottles each . . .
Journalistic ethos everybody *claps*
Posted by: She stayed at home for the draft at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (anL5R)
They're currently pissing and moaning about Trump sealing the Reflection Pool with "American Flag" blue swimming pool style sealant.
See, Trump was supposed to spend $100+ million and years to bribe, er "fix" it per the bids under Biden.
Instead, he spent $3 million and it's almost done.
They're like really, really pissed about it for some reason. Lots of "trashy" and "won't last forever" BS.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (tUP1A)
Ok, imagine it was, say, Hegseth’s wife or Kash Patel’s girlfriend behaving this way and tell me what the social media response would be.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
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The gunshot was so loud that some sitting near him couldn't enjoy the play.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)
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Lincoln would have never been shot if there was a ban on audience noise during the play.
/Too bad they didn't have "Jazz Hands" back then ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (VdTX+)
Be honest,
Would anyone here shed a single tear if one of these journos got perforated?
I certainly wouldn't
Not sorry
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (NabOy)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)
But seems someone ruined it so next time nothing
next time they should get the caterer that did the fyre festival
Posted by: anachronda at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (oY6Yp)
This guy thought of this invention of an AI-integrated unit that you could attach to a kitchen counter and it would detect your cat trying to jump onto the counter and spray it with water.
The AI told him that that field was not oversaturated and there was a chance to make some money there. And then he and the AI worked up all the material for the pitch.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
Well, to be fair.
They took the bottles of fine wine to trade in at the liquor store for box wine at a barter of ten boxes per bottle.
With Box Wine AWFLs, it's quantity not quality that counts.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)
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Don't panic.
Loot wine.
Know where your towel is at.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
It crossed his mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 04:46 PM (IifOV)
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Wait, he was wearing pants?
https://is.gd/QMXY6H
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (VdTX+)
i was gonna drink it, anyway
Posted by: people at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (oY6Yp)
Banned, I think. Don't really know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:41 PM (qRla/)
*pours one out for D-Lamp*
Posted by: A prophet without honor in his own hometown at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (TbWk/)
Sure it's partial bullshit. It's not even close 34 felonies level though, I'm OK with it.
Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (cS1cw)
Stuffing a crescent roll into his pants would be more The Tater's speed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:47 PM (4KUe5)
"With those two dudes in the building, it's amazing there was any wine left to steal!"
- - - - - White House Presstitutes
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:40 PM (6WSTN)
It crossed his mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
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* golf clap *
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: PabloD at April 27, 2026 04:50 PM (VXmaX)
https://is.gd/QMXY6H
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (VdTX+)
*opportunity missed for an Akbar sock
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:43 PM (tOcjL)
I'd have just walked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2026 04:45 PM (utfVc)
That would have been my 2nd action.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (y/b50)
@gothburz be a coordinator of their big event based on his bio, and the eagle avatar but the tweet sure reads like he is the organizer. He seems pretty pissed about the press attendees taking the unopened wine bottles as they evacuated.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (MtDg7)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (fK5DA)
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The media knows they aren't the target. They're completely comfortable with one man being hunted in DC, as long as they know it's not them.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)
Grab that girl
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Mammaries are made of this at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (utfVc)
Are they even presstitutes?
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM (y/b50)
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"Whore" will work in a pinch.
Posted by: That Guy at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)
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I guess this is what a fluid situation looks like to them.
Posted by: scampydog at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: WHCD Association Motto at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:51 PM
+++
Slut.
Posted by: I'll start the bidding at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (2Ez/1)
What happened to all the lobsters and prime rib? Did it go to a homeless shelter or something?
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (sAPEi)
i was gonna drink it, anyway
Posted by: people at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM
If they have another dinner won't they have to pay for the food again and the wine unless the wineries donated the wine?
This tells me they were all liquored up already and didn't want to stop the party even though there was an attempted assassination.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (CDM31)
They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KUe5)
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Trump will not get away with his illegal reflection pool fixing!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (YlWIZ)
Is that the island off the coast of Drambuie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
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Yeah, I don't get it.
I guess he's supposed to replace the granite--that fails and leaks--with new granite--that will fail and leak.
And none of them discuss that it's a fetid, algae-choked miasma where you can't see the bottom.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tUP1A)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
We cut down our cherry trees in the front yard because people would walk onto the property and eat all the cherries. We ran off one woman who had a bucket with her.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tYGL3)
They are pissed he killing their grift.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 04:49 PM (4KU
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It's a different kind of Mafia of running the grift now. Staffed by Washington insiders and plenty of lawyers
Posted by: JM in Illinois at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (hMCYe)
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Perspectives on Alan Dershowitz vary, but the man makes insightful comments from time to time, sarcastically:
"A crime so heinous that even innocence is no excuse"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ktgreat
here's the thought process:
"Oh good, someone is trying to kill Trump. I'm perfectly safe because I want him dead too"
Obviously someone who has never heard or understood the adage "A sword has no eyes"
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (vJrRc)
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I feel like a more accurate portrayal of Armageddon would have involved a lot more liquor store looting. A. lot. more.
Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (ZGBUU)
The AI told him that that field was not oversaturated and there was a chance to make some money there. And then he and the AI worked up all the material for the pitch.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (Fi81e)
the kitchen would be oversaturated though.
I had a very elderly cat left after the other cat died suddenly. I soon got a new tuxedo kitten to keep her company and he got playing a bit rough as he grew up a time or two. I got a little squirt bottle of water to spray him and he loved it. For the next seventeen years I had to have it ready when he wanted a drink to spray into his open mouth.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (8avO+)
instead, you get white-collar looting
Posted by: professional drinker at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (VrDSx)
*triggered*
Posted by: ussie smollet at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (oY6Yp)
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
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Girnus work for ace?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (fK5DA)
You really can't go wrong. Worst case scenario: "I thought I could have it". Apologize and hand it over.
Posted by: Barefoot hack Carpenter at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (cS1cw)
They took the bottles of fine wine to trade in at the liquor store for box wine at a barter of ten boxes per bottle.
With Box Wine AWFLs, it's quantity not quality that counts.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)
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I wonder if they feed it to their cats in their water bowls?
/We had an elderly cat with CKD who developed Nystagmus one evening. She was staggering around as if drunk (it would have been funny if not so sad). I had to take her downstairs (where the cat litter boxes were) and try to sleep with her in a mudroom so that she wouldn't tumble down the stairs and break her little neck.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (VdTX+)
We cut down our cherry trees in the front yard because people would walk onto the property and eat all the cherries. We ran off one woman who had a bucket with her.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (tYGL3)
That's theft.
"Tresspassers looting my trees will be shot on sight."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (ZGBUU)
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The Paolo is glad for you to have noticed.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Courageous Journalist under fire at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)
I hope that you are doing as well as can be expected, and that Sponge Daughter is gaining insight from her (and your) recent misadventures.
I hope to meet you in person someday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)
Are they even presstitutes?
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 04:52 PM (gtcuf)
Turn 4Chan onto them. We will have their DNA in a couple days.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (8avO+)
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I feel like a more accurate portrayal of Armageddon would have involved a lot more liquor store looting. A. lot. more.
Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:54 PM (anL5R)
To be fair, it's got a lot of Armageddon uses other than drinking...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (tOcjL)
But I'm just tutoring for the reading and writing portion of the SAT. Not the marksmanship portion.
Posted by: Bulg
SAT marksmanship:
The ideal caliber is
A. .22LR
B. .45
C. 9mm
D. .50
Shoot out the Scantron circle that matches your answer.
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (okX77)
Posted by: Josephus at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (wVcYX)
Forget about the shooting!!! Why weren't there any MASKS at that banquet!!11!!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Bill Melugin reposted
Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
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54m
This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS
Peter Girnus
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: Kami Harris at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (X7dyz)
Unbelievable.
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Yeah, I don't get it.
I guess he's supposed to replace the granite--that fails and leaks--with new granite--that will fail and leak.
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Hilarious. Because he is showing the whole country that its just a shithole of corruption. He called up three large swimming pool contractors and took bids. To grout the granite and then apply a swimming pool sealant. Sure it will only last 15 years or so, but still a shit ton cheaper and didn't take 3 fcking years. It won't leak like a sieve either.
Posted by: not joe bob briggs at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM
I gotta tell ya, I've been at a lot of assassinations and this goes on a lot.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (sAPEi)
She checked the vintage. During an evacuation. That's editorial judgment under pressure.
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Girnus work for ace?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 04:55 PM (Puq9y)
like she knows the vintage.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)
I hope that you are doing as well as can be expected, and that Sponge Daughter is gaining insight from her (and your) recent misadventures.
I hope to meet you in person someday.
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)
Thank you. It is appreciated. I told her via text the car was totaled and they picked it up this morning. She hasn't responded. She did tell the wife that she didn't know what to say about it.
It will be some time before she gets another one, and she'll have to get her own insurance as we're likely removing her from our policies. If we're not forced to anyway.
I do plan to hopefully make it to the NoVaMoMe in the future, so maybe it would be possible to meet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (Fbc0I)
Bill Melugin reposted
Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
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54m
This lunatic isn’t “senior coordinating producer” of anything, much less anything related to the WHCA. No part of this is true - including the timing of events he couldn’t even manage to get right in fabricating this BS
Peter Girnus
Posted by: beckster at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)
Did he make up the photographs as well?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The time honored Costanza Defense at April 27, 2026 04:57 PM
I gotta tell ya, I've been at a lot of assassinations and this goes on a lot.
Posted by: toby928(c) at April 27, 2026 04:58 PM (sAPEi)
I'm old! I was confused!!
Posted by: Uncle Leo at April 27, 2026 04:59 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (6WSTN)
Posted by: MitchMcTurtleIsStillAlive.com at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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Did he make up the photographs as well?
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: chad g. petey at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 05:01 PM (gu0hJ)
@MorosKostas
The suspect did not fall within any "loophole." By all accounts he passed background checks when he purchased his guns in California, i.e., the state with some of the strictest gun laws in the country.
He purchased a handgun and a pump shotgun, not the scary "assault weapons" California bans.
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta
@malcolmkenyatta
Yea we need a BALLROOM:
Ban
All
Lethal
Loopholes,
Restrict
Ownership
Of
Military-grade weapons
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The weapons used were a legally purchased Mossberg Maverick 88 pump-action shotgun and Armscor Precision .38-caliber semi-automatic handgun—common civilian firearms, not military-grade weapons typically targeted by such restrictions.
11:39 AM · Apr 26, 2026
Kaelan Deese
@KaelanDC
NOW: First images of the firearms used by Cole Allen in the attempted assassination of President Trump on Saturday.
Image: https://x.com/KaelanDC/status/2048845138881876256
12:22 PM · Apr 27, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)
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Can I get a judge to stop the project if I walk by there with my dog?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (u82oZ)
gotta be honest. The Trump Savignon Blanc is pretty fantastic. Not impressed with the red. But will drink the trump blanc every chance i get.
Posted by: not as big an enthusiast as your average journalist but at April 27, 2026 05:02 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Kami Harris
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Night Train Express
Don't let the 0.5% less alcohol by volume compared to Cisco fool you, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way.
https://www.bumwine.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (XeU6L)
What if it had been a trained five person hit team. Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)
The bottles are too small and that is why I have to drink three bottles at a time....
So what if I walked in with empty plastic bags and left with 5 full ones ????
Posted by: Kami Harris at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:53 PM (Zz0t1
Survey says: Cromulent
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (YlWIZ)
The weapons used were a legally purchased Mossberg Maverick 88 pump-action shotgun and Armscor Precision .38-caliber semi-automatic handgun—common civilian firearms, not military-grade weapons typically targeted by such restrictions.
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"Ban all those fully-automatic AK-15s and AR-47s, especially the ones with the chainsaw attachment! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:04 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Batman would never say that about the WHCA.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)
Walk out and tell the maitre d', "They're paying."
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:05 PM (fK5DA)
What if it had been a trained five person hit team. Yikes.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)
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EXTREME Security Failure. Let's get Curran to hire more DEI Candidates ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)
That would be incredible. A troll worthy of the master.
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:06 PM (fK5DA)
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You are correct. they would have gotten inside. with the whole audience between them and trump. Many journalists would have been hit in the cross fire.
Posted by: just leaving this here at April 27, 2026 05:08 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Kathy at April 27, 2026 04:56 PM (zuKcR)
That would be incredible. A troll worthy of the master.
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Yep. Because those alcoholic AWFLs would be forced to either drink it, leave or get DT's in public!
Posted by: just leaving this here at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2026 05:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cheri
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So, women are all clepto s at heart? Gotta say, it tracks.
Posted by: and that's when the fight started officer at April 27, 2026 05:11 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2026 05:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 05:03 PM (G0vdT)
A trained 5-person hit team would have been much harder to get to the event. At least without tripping lots of wires.
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:15 PM (fK5DA)
Anyone know this?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Frank Hamer used a 38 Super to gun down Bonnie and Clyde. He chose it over his favorite 1911 because the super has better penetration.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:16 PM (Puq9y)
Did not see him carrying a shotgun.
Please assist my visual inacuity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 05:20 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Iknowthe .38 Super. It's kind of scary. Haven't found out what the Armscor piece is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 05:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 05:24 PM (vOtXJ)
Reported that at least US 5 KC-135s and multiple C-17s have landed at an Airbase South of Tel Aviv ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 27, 2026 05:32 PM (i3lyM)
Posted by: Thatch at April 27, 2026 05:40 PM (i0077)
Posted by: Wine Karen at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (KOp5h)
Wine ever wil be, in me...
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at April 27, 2026 06:07 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: DaveL at April 27, 2026 06:21 PM (9w232)
They may be entitled assholes, but, in their defense, they left 41 bottles for the staff.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 27, 2026 06:37 PM (3tF5Z)
Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz
Hi Jacqui! This is satirical fiction. I'm not a WHCD producer: it's a first-person fictional narrator I use as a rhetorical device, a format I write in regularly. The piece uses real footage of guests grabbing wine bottles during an active-shooter evacuation to ask a question about priorities. I respect your reporting on the actual event. Keep up the good work.
https://x.com/gothburz/status/2048866768303640678?s=20
Posted by: Bobby at April 27, 2026 08:55 PM (vZSGz)
Posted by: Stinky at April 28, 2026 02:29 AM (xCOLA)
DeSantis Unveils New Congressional Map for Florida, Flipping Four Democrat Seats to Republicans
He told them that if they f***ed around, they would find out.
They're not finding out.
Gov. Ron DeSantis dropped a political bomb on Monday, unveiling a new congressional map for Florida that he says will finally give the Sunshine State the representation it deserves -- and if it holds up, Republicans could walk away with four additional U.S. House seats heading into the 2026 midterms.
The proposal is a mid-decade redraw of Florida's congressional districts, and it's already getting a friendly reception. Republicans control both chambers of the Florida legislature, so passage is more a matter of when than if. Once the map clears the House and Senate, it comes back to DeSantis for his signature. The governor has been telegraphing this move for a while, and he's not shy about explaining why. Florida was "shortchanged" in the 2020 Census, DeSantis argues, despite explosive population growth and a seismic shift in the state's political landscape. The state has gone from a Democratic voter-registration advantage to a 1.5-million Republican edge -- a transformation that the current congressional map simply doesn't reflect. "Florida got shortchanged in the 2020 Census, and we've been fighting for fair representation ever since," DeSantis said. But his argument isn't just political -- he's also making a constitutional case. The existing district lines, he contends, were drawn based on race, and that's a problem. "Drawing maps based on race, which is reflected in our current congressional districts, is unconstitutional and should be prohibited," DeSantis said, framing the remap as both a legal correction and a democratic one.
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has released a draft congressional map ahead of the state's special redistricting session.
— Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) April 27, 2026
Compared to the current map (left), the new map (right) would eliminate as many as 4 Democratic representatives - 2 in central Florida and 2 in south Florida. pic.twitter.com/rdVKUGQi7M
🚨 BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis UNVEILS 2026 Congressional map and Republicans stand to FLIP +4 seats red — Fox
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 27, 2026
LFG! Play hardball!
Florida needs to cancel out the Democrat shenanigans.
GET THIS DONE ☀️ pic.twitter.com/ebu8ijhTsI
Meanwhile, Leonard Jeffries' nephew is threatening the Virginia Supreme Court, which is now hearing arguments over the illegal Virginia gerrymander: Rule the way we want or else.
Hakeem Jeffries to Virginia Supreme Court: Uphold Spanbergers map 'or else.'
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) April 22, 2026
It's like he's trying to scare them into bending the knee.
They're relying on the leftwing judiciary to hand them a victory. Nothing more. If that doesn't happen, they're FCKED. pic.twitter.com/Yq3HVteK39
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (VOCjX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (yQO77)
Posted by: Devil Slayer at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (VOCjX)
I was under the assumption every blue/purple state had already maxed out the gerrymandering for Dems, but I guess not.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (5qP18)
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (DwqWV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (0N4FZ)
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Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 27, 2026 03:04 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (UjVxq)
Posted by: Delurker at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (gtcuf)
This is because they are so devoted to the Constitution.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain! at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Somehow whenever Dems need something ASAP from the justice system, they get it.
For Republicans, it takes years
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (5qP18)
I think a typo there that changes the entire meaning of the sentence? I think you meant "now" finding out?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Virginia Hillbilly at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (QP+6w)
My local state senator waffled on the IN re-district.
Getting primaried heavily by MAGA
Posted by: Hoosiers at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (FhXTo)
Blue state redistricting is a TAX.
Posted by: John Iscariot Roberts at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (1D2Ie)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (YwEeS)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 27, 2026 03:07 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at April 27, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)
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Dems are entirely devoid of that apparatus of actually finding out.
They have to find out in other ways.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Virginia Hillbilly at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (QP+6w)
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You Virgina hicks need to rethink your shit. As Florida man has proven many times, we operate like we have very little to lose.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (aZm/F)
It's like he's trying to scare them into bending the knee.
They're relying on the leftwing judiciary to hand them a victory. Nothing more. If that doesn't happen, they're FCKED. pic.twitter.com/Yq3HVteK39
— Gunther Eagleman
Or else you'll put out the call to yet another democrat would be assassin?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (YwEeS)
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When we can't have a solid, 90% agreement on Luigi Mangione, yeah.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: DanMan at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (8uzBS)
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You'd think there was a tropism, at least.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:10 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at April 27, 2026 03:07 PM (xvhJH)
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I love you, in a non-faggy way.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:10 PM (aZm/F)
They learned that from Islam.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
I believe this is correct.
If only Ace read the comments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Seems optimistic that these will be in place for an election only 7 months away. And that's not even counting the inevitable legal challenges.
Oh: and FUCK Indiana.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Still waiting for the SC to rule on Louisiana vs. Callais as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)
That's how this works right? New rules and all?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (jehhT)
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And I don't see any lobsters.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Uno Dos Tres Muchachos at April 27, 2026 03:12 PM (qUkBO)
That's how this works right? New rules and all?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (jehhT)
If Jeffries is TEMU Owebama, what does that make Booker?
Mirror Universe Telly Savalas?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Uno Dos Tres Muchachos at April 27, 2026 03:12 PM (qUkBO)
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I take it you're talking about Pence?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
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It's true that sometimes you over-extend yourself when you win.
Remember the turn of the century? When Dems wrote books that Republicans would never win another national election?
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:14 PM (Av6i5)
"The U.S. Supreme Court formally reinstated Texas’s GOP-favored congressional map on April 27, 2026, reversing a lower court ruling that had blocked it over concerns of racial gerrymandering. The 6–3 decision, with the court’s conservative majority prevailing, allows the new district lines — approved by the Republican-led legislature in August 2025 and signed by Governor Greg Abbott — to remain in place for the 2026 elections."
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: front towards enemy at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (TIizU)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)
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Me John Big Tree.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (xvhJH)
I was under the assumption every blue/purple state had already maxed out the gerrymandering for Dems, but I guess not.
Posted by: Leupold at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (5qP1
This is simply the amuse bouche. The main course will be when SCOTUS rules that majority-minority districts are unconstitutional. The three libs on the Court may hold off on a dissent until June in hopes of the ruling not affecting the 2026 midterms, but that's coming. The dessert is going to be the redistricting after the 2030 Census.
There's something to be said for staying and fighting in a blue state to try and save it (I'm in CT, so I get that argument), but when people vote with their feet and make red states redder and more populous, that's when the fun really begins.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (/C5Hg)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: front towards enemy at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (TIizU)
Millennial, meaning he's lazy as f*ck and unemployable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: front towards enemy at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (TIizU)
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Racism.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: SEIU at April 27, 2026 03:16 PM (VrDSx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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*?*
What does that mean? Is it something like texting?
Posted by: Gen ZX, sent from my smartphone at April 27, 2026 03:16 PM (XeU6L)
Me John Big Tree.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (xvhJH)
.....and Leon's getting LAAARRRRGGGEEEERRRRR.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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They stole 3-4 seats in the gundecked 2020 Census and got away with it. They'll do whatever it takes to keep districts in blue states in 2030. Why wouldn't they? By Any Means Necessary/Democracy Is At Stake/Literally Hitler. I wouldn't be surprised if they stole 10 more seats next time. And the GOP ain't got gonna do shit about it, again.
Posted by: Democrats = Communists at April 27, 2026 03:17 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: front towards enem
Cal State Dominguez Hills is, basically, a community college. Getting an MS from there is not very impressive, and wouldn't help yuu much in a job interview.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:17 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Uno Dos Tres Muchachos at April 27, 2026 03:12 PM (qUkBO)
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I take it you're talking about Pence?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (aZm/F)
Not just them. The IN legislature - majority GOP - refused to take up redistricting to make IN redder because it wouldn't be sporting. They wanted to teach Trump a lesson.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:17 PM (/C5Hg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:18 PM (n5tGW)
Or else what, motherfucker? Come right out and say it like a man, you pansy cockfag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:18 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: SEIU
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Heh. More likely the NEA, or AFT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 03:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:18 PM (OWbLp)
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He only reads the comments when he writes a comedy piece, or a movie review, and he wants to see how it landed.
Posted by: pretty much at April 27, 2026 03:19 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG)
The whole demographic of DC could be democrats by 2030. Don't get your hopes up or hold your breath counting on this.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 27, 2026 03:19 PM (g8Ew8)
I like this Ron DeDantis guy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 03:19 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: SEIU
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His Gofundme is going to be lit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:19 PM (Fi81e)
Busy, busy, busy. Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are arriving late this afternoon or early this evening. Cooking soup and roasting a leg of lamb with veggies. Washing the bedsheets and making the bed. Vacuuming the house.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:19 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: SEIU at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (VrDSx)
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Is Andrew Gillum available to room with and campaign for Hakeem "Teh Dream"?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (G0vdT)
Don't. Don't.
Posted by: The Husk of Joe Biden at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (7RYym)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:20 PM (VdTX+)
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A man I will always associate with the phrase "blood, semen and feces.". Who probably didn't open for Blood, Sweat and Tears.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:22 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 03:22 PM (7RYym)
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As I'm sure you know, mass population movement from blue states to red states doesn't just shift Congressional Seats from blue states to red states, it shifts Electoral Votes from blue states to red states. At some point conservatives in blue states have to ask themselves why they keep helping the Democrat-Communists stay in power in DC.
Posted by: Democrats = Communists at April 27, 2026 03:22 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:18 PM (n5tGW)
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The challenge to VA's new map isn't based on an unconstitutional gerrymander. IIRC, it's based on pure procedure: the Democraps didn't follow the proscribed rules for citizen voting on the new map. From what I understand about VA law, it seems open and shut to me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (7RYym)
Marilyn Cole >>>>> Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (aGM2t)
Nat King Cole = Cole Porter =Marilyn Cole >>>> Old King Cole >>>>>>>>>>>Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (/C5Hg)
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How surprised would you be if you learned that the price of an acting job in Hollyweird is to sacrifice a child in one way or another. . .
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
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Are more Democrats actually going out and voting?
Or are they simply more motivated to generate fake ballots?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Cole Younger >>>>>>>>>Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:22 PM (xvhJH)
I find some kind of temporary sanity.......
With shit, blood and cum on my hands.
Posted by: TOOL at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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The ballot language was apparently so badly misleading it is unquotable in the brief.
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (anL5R)
Plus, he's an effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legiti
We host Muslim heads of state all the time.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (Av6i5)
Plus, he's an effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (aZm/F)/i]
I'm betting Trump gives him the leftover Presidential Butt Plug from the Owebama administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (Av6i5)
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I hate them too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:26 PM (aZm/F)
Or are they simply more motivated to generate fake ballots?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)
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Both can be true.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:26 PM (cS1cw)
Minnesota galactic-level fraud hits the mainstream.
California fraudsters say "MN, hold my latte"
SPLC funds the KKK, assorted fake RightWing orgs
USAID investigations ongoing
Dem politicians on tape calling for violence, arson, warfare
MSM running around ignoring everything above, EPSTEIN!
Corporations moving HQs to Red States
Blue States moving to Somalia
Jeffries threatens the VA Supremes if they don't follow orders.
I'm sure I've missed some Dem lowlights.
But now we know what happens when Dems' entire legacy of evil compels them to act like cornered rats.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Plus, he's an effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (aZm/F)
One of the more fun conspiracy rumors is that King George the current is coming to offer surrender terms
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 03:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)
That would be a chef's kiss to see her tossed out like Jasmine Crockett and Al Green
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 03:27 PM (qoLdL)
Or are they simply more motivated to generate fake ballots?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (gnNyN)
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Both can be true.
Posted by: redridinghood
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"It isn't who votes, it's who counts the votes" -- Joe Stalin
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (gu0hJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM
Moloch must be fed.
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)
He is not fit to shine the president's shoes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
He dumped Diana for a basset hound.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (XeU6L)
Did anyone bother to ask Zombie guy "Or else what?" ?
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (Ia/+0)
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They would offer a speaker slot, too.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: front towards enemy at April 27, 2026 03:15 PM (TIizU)
Probably wanted to be a game dev, not a backend webdev.
But you can't be a game dev unless you troon out, these days.
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (gu0hJ)
It worked out well for me.
Posted by: Jay-Z at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
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OMG, yes.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (IifOV)
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Thanks for reminding me.
* gets up to feed the dogs *
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:25 PM (Av6i5)
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I hate them too.
Posted by: Seems Legit
You migt have missed the joke there. Charles, confirmed rumor has it, converted to Islam quite some time ago.
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Farfetched or not
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)
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the diego garcia thing really ticked trump off. He is going to take argies side on the Falklands in retaliation. And he is also going to squeeze their balls on oil. They are sending chuck to try and get him to let up. Its a kind of surrender, but they are trying to be dignified about it. Starmer is completely incapable of doing anything at this point but hire rent boys. Charles is their best shot to avoid as much pain as possible.
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:30 PM (n5tGW)
I've been in tech for 30 years.
But if you're just starting out, the field is slanted heavily against you, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (AlhUl)
At least he's not a stupid poopyhead like Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: SEIU at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (VrDSx)
Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (Av6i5)
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Yes, I did and I'm sorry because it was a clever one.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)
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You're so vain.
You probably thought that post was about you.
You're so vain....
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 03:33 PM (Fbc0I)
Chris Murphy was just in Spain, talking shit about Trump.
Gavin Newsom has been making deals with China directly.
We're no longer a country of laws. They just do what they want with no repercussions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Hakeem Jeffries to Virginia Supreme Court: Uphold Spanbergers map 'or else.'
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Did he. Practice. That answer?
Is it. Choreographed?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (VdTX+)
There was a story going around about a year ago from one of his aides/servants that King Chuck dropped a sheet of paper in his office, missing the waste basket, but then he left it on the floor while he rang for a servant to pick it up because the King of England doesn't touch anything that's been on the floor.
Apocryphal, but eminently believable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (AlhUl)
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It just wasn't his time is all that it ever was for me.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)
But all three of them have been sacrificed for her own ego needs.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:35 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 03:22 PM (xvhJH)
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I set 'em up, and the Captain knocks 'em down.
;-)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:35 PM (VdTX+)
Apocryphal, but eminently believable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (X4KFY)
How does he put on his shoes? Skechers Slip-ins?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:21 PM (aGM2t)
Nat King Cole = Cole Porter =Marilyn Cole >>>> Old King Cole >>>>>>>>>>>Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:23 PM (/C5Hg)
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E. coli >>> Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
/s/ the Left
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (tUP1A)
E. coli >>> Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
It gives you shits!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Apocryphal, but eminently believable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Pfft. Big deal.
Posted by: Groom of the Stool at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (XeU6L)
Eventually you get tired of it and smash it !!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (M0566)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (anL5R)
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Just over 250 years ago, the Continental Congress tried to finesse their conflict with the UK as a revolt against Parliament, not the King. The Prime Minister, Lord North, was the day's villian. It was only after George III made his antipathy towards the American colonies unmistakably clear that the Congress moved (rather quickly) to a full break with the Crown.
It won't be much different today.
Posted by: mrp at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Axeman
I think it is NE of there. Still general metro area though.
It's where Treyvon Martin liked to window shop.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:38 PM (OWbLp)
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Trust that a guy who gets his name backward is going to want to assassinate a President.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)
They might get it !!!!!
You want redistricting then we will give it to you in your Anal Opening !!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at April 27, 2026 03:39 PM (M0566)
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What, "You have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price. You won't know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions. I have six ways from Sunday of having you and your families assassinated in your homes!" wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:39 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
It gives you shits!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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"I like shit!"
-- Cole Thomas Allen (almost certainly gay)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: melodicmetal at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (61TgR)
132 123-thanks for reminding me about the recent NATO betrayals. Fuck them too.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:34 PM (cS1cw)
NATO has been shitting all over the US for decades, practically since it was formed in the late 40s. They just got more blatant about it recently.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (X4KFY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (n5tGW)
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Well, some people thought Trump couldn't get elected again. They felt, Ron, boots, weird hair, would have the kind of broad national appeal that got Trump into the white house. He's a typical pol. Me first.
That said, he's had the good sense to take it well, and re group. For someone without any real world experience in running an organization before he got into politics he has done a good job as gov of florida and that is a good sign. That said, not a huge fan of Yale educated lawyers who played baseball . . . although apparently he could hit. So, meh.
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (anL5R)
"I like shit!"
-- Cole Thomas Allen (almost certainly gay)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
He will like the ATM wing of the Federal Pound You In The Ass Prison, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Hakeem Jeffries to Virginia Supreme Court: Uphold Spanbergers map 'or else.'
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Did he. Practice. That answer?
Is it. Choreographed?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Tony Kinnett says Hakeem sounds like the offspring of William Shatner and Barack Obama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (anL5R)
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Charles approves of the Islamisifaction of his nation. He hates his people, he hates England's legacy, and he feels bad for the sins of his forefathers.
He'd rather have every native born Briton girl raped by a third worlder than force Starmer out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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He probably has three page boys for each foot that put on his shoes for him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:42 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (GLVez)
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Most Democrats could use a wash.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman
I think it is NE of there. Still general metro area though.
It's where Treyvon Martin liked to window shop.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:38 PM (OWbLp)
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It's what happens when a political party is purely urban.
It makes it increasingly easy to put them in a limited number of districts.
NC is the same thing. All Democrats are in three cities, so they get three districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:42 PM (GLVez)
He'd rather have every native born Briton girl raped by a third worlder than force Starmer out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (GLVez)
ON IT!
Posted by: Muhammed Akbar al Muhammed Durka at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (GLVez)
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Most Democrats could use a wash.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)
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No objection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (GLVez)
DeSantis and his handlers chose to run the last cycle. If that was not bad judgement the term has no meaning.
He did what he was told in my opinion.
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (cS1cw)
The guy looks like every high school kid who got a swirly and had his lunch stolen.
Please. Just stop the tough guy act.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:40 PM (GLVez)
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I think we end up winning because VA is clearly illegal the way they did it, CA is too aggressive even for a deep read state and could backfire, and we picked up some new seats in early new state maps that flew under the radar.
Indiana can choke on a fat dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)
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Our SoS Benson is already on that.
Geez, does he think he's the only one who can think of fixing the scales?!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)
He probably has three page boys for each foot that put on his shoes for him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:42 PM (gnNyN)
You're prolly right.
"Oh Piss Boy! It's time for my morning release!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
King Charles is a vile, disgusting creature.
He is not fit to shine the president's shoes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)
He dumped Diana for a basset hound.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
To be fair, while Diana was smokin', in that upper-class snooty Limey sort of way, she struck me as being dumb as a stump with the personality of a tardigrade.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (X4KFY)
I think we end up winning because VA is clearly illegal the way they did it, CA is too aggressive even for a deep read state and could backfire, and we picked up some new seats in early new state maps that flew under the radar.
Indiana can choke on a fat dick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
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VA's fate is in the hands of the VA SCOTUS, a den of cowards (GOP appointees) and ideologues (Dem appointees).
No matter the legality of the process, they'll hold up the results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (AlhUl)
RDS should never - never ever - have run for POTUS in 2024 against Trump. All he had to do was sit that one out, and he would have been the presumptive frontrunner for 2028 at this point, and not JDV. He thought that the lawfare against Trump would succeed, and he wanted to put his oar in the water ahead of that. Getting RINO funders and personnel for his campaign made it even worse for him. Big, big miscalculation, and there were many on this site that said so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (/C5Hg)
Well, one is altering the map LEGALLY, and the other ILLEGALLY.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)/i]
He should've been arrested for inciting a riot.
Why the f*ck do they feel they need to yell at everyone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hey! Let's have no defaming of Skechers Slip-ins!!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
Wondering is Barky got the treatment?
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)
... leave it to those who live in Fantasyland to deliver fantasy
Posted by: SMOD at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (wBaIH)
That primary was...unhealthy, and all of the emotion was ultimately pointless because, well, because Trump easily walked to a renomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (X4KFY)
Yeah, I'm still not pushing that aside for Camilla the Woof.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
@JamesOKeefeIII 2h
We just got off the phone with a Fox VP over his comments to our undercover journalist.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's show at 1:00pm EST "On The Inside."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (diia5)
"Oh Piss Boy! It's time for my morning release!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Think about Eddie Murphy's character in "Coming to America" and crank up the exaggeration of servitude a few notches and you'll come close to British royalty over the past thousand years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: stephen Ahole smith at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (VrDSx)
No matter the legality of the process, they'll hold up the results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (GLVez)
Or Dems will ask them not to b/c the recent results scared them into realizing they could come out behind from the map vs ahead...and that would be through 2030...
But yes, the D party will decide.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (XD+PD)
Well, one is altering the map LEGALLY, and the other ILLEGALLY.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (vOtXJ)
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More important:
FL is run by people on my side, so I wish for them to win. VA is run by people who are my enemy, so I want them to lose.
I have no core principles when it comes to political warfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
Pretty much all shoes I've owned, including my current Skechers, have basically been slip-ins.
I express no ill will toward them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, one is altering the map LEGALLY, and the other ILLEGALLY.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (vOtXJ)
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DeSantis ought to word his proposal "I agree with redistricting and everything Good and Pure"
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (AlhUl)
RDS should never - never ever - have run for POTUS in 2024 against Trump. All he had to do was sit that one out, and he would have been the presumptive frontrunner for 2028 at this point, and not JDV. He thought that the lawfare against Trump would succeed, and he wanted to put his oar in the water ahead of that. Getting RINO funders and personnel for his campaign made it even worse for him. Big, big miscalculation, and there were many on this site that said so.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:44 PM (/C5Hg)
Nope, JD and Rubio tag team was always gonna be 2028 if Trump one. DeSantis knew that...Rs LOVE heir apparents...Trump, being a celebrity is about the only person who ever broke that impulse...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:47 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (vOtXJ)
Wow. Chinese operatives are using mobile SMS blasters to hijack cell towers and access nearby phones. A group of Chinese nationals was charged in Toronto in what is a highly coordinated scheme. The indictment is worth a listen…truly staggering
UnveiledChina@Unveiled_ChinaX
A car. A fake cell tower. 13 million network disruptions. And three Chinese nationals who just made Canadian legal history for all the wrong reasons.
Toronto Police have wrapped up Project Lighthouse, Canada's first ever documented case of a vehicle-mounted SMS blaster being deployed against the public. The device was hidden inside a moving vehicle, driving across the Greater Toronto Area for months starting in late 2025. Every phone it passed connected to it without the owner knowing, thinking it was a legitimate cell tower.
From there, the device blasted out fake text messages impersonating banks and service providers, redirecting victims to phishing sites designed to steal banking credentials, passwords, and personal data. Tens of thousands of devices connected to it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (Puq9y)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hey! Let's have no defaming of Skechers Slip-ins!!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)
I wear those around the apartment. Pieces of crap that are falling apart, but quick, easy and comfy for what I use them for. Dont want to put the Ariats on for walking the dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (Puq9y)
The Texas redistricting has already been written into law and the Supreme Court just upheld it's validity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
It’s hot and humid and gators and bugs and snakes and hurricanes. Ants and slithering things and it’s a freaking swamp.
I like the politics, but I can’t stand the place. Nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (AEg6O)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (Puq9y)
How about you Or Else yourself, asshole. Better yet, come to my little town and say that here.
Clown.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)
Yeah, I'm still not pushing that aside for Camilla the Woof.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Frankly, I agree with you. At least you could put something in Diana's mouth to shut her up.... without fear of losing it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (X4KFY)
I express no ill will toward them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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I am in the process to migrating all my shoes to slip-ins.
Fulfills the childhood dream of just shoving my feet into shoes and going ... which had various results when I was a kid.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Gqar8)
What I still can't quite wrap my head around is why he dropped out when he did. Made no sense.
Made no sense to let Nikki become the frontrunner behind Trump.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (vE0+H)
Let's see, likely Democratic congressional districts in new map: Miami, Ft Lauderdale, Palm Beach (I think), Orlando. Carpetbagger containment zones?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (VWtfl)
Gavin Newsom has been making deals with China directly.
We're no longer a country of laws. They just do what they want with no repercussions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
>If they're negotiating the price for hookers and champagne, I'm okay with that, but these people are way out of line. Seriously, don't we have laws for this?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Fbc0I)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 27, 2026 03:45 PM (wBaIH)
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2026 is a largely unimportant election.
2028 will be hugely important because of the Census. A Vance (or Rubio) presidency that controls the Census can enforce real counting (the 2020 was...estimated, very seriously). In addition, Trump started the pattern of using every federal officer as deputized immigration enforcement, which, if continued, would actively discourage illegals from answering the door of census takers (assuming illegals have to be counted, which is not a closed legal questions, the suit was dropped due to mootness after Biden changed the rules in 2021).
Plus, the great migration continues.
Huge shift in the House and electoral college incoming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (GLVez)
Ackshullie, I think if Chuck married Camilla way back when he would have been better off. But no, The Firm thought she was infra dig and he ended up with Little Miss Bipolar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (aGM2t)
Considering that Charles and Camilla were supposedly having an affair from before Charles and Diana were married it's not a surprise .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (n3VHW)
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Yep. TBF to Ronnie boots, he didnt have a crystal ball. It took a while before it became clear that getting between Trump and his destiny was like laying down in front of a steam roller. The whole thing opened up for him like the Red Sea did for Moses. . . .
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (anL5R)
It’s hot and humid and gators and bugs and snakes and hurricanes. Ants and slithering things and it’s a freaking swamp.
I like the politics, but I can’t stand the place. Nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (AEg6O)
Same...although I don't mind the hot and humid (I can thrive in that)...but I am not doing with bugs and hurricanes and gators and other wildlife of the small and slimy nature...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (XD+PD)
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SCOTUS defers to the states on redistricting questions.
It's why it sided both with CA and TX.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (GLVez)
How about you Or Else yourself, asshole. Better yet, come to my little town and say that here.
Clown.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 03:48 PM (2WIwB)
Jeffries needs some time in the scene in Goodfellas with the 'Shinebox' guy.
"Ma. I need to borrow this knife. I hit a deer and I gotta hack it's hoof outta the grill."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar8)
The dev job market is brutal now. Plus in L.A. your best opportunities are at the aerospace companies in El Segundo. They'll want a security clearance which I doubt this douchebag could qualify for.
Posted by: Halfhand at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (eOqcD)
And then tell Chief Justice Itsatax that it does a better job of providing equal representation, and besides, it's a states' issue.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (hYofv)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar
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People love beautiful people, celebrities, and royalty.
She was all three.
It was stupid, but it was understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Dayum. What the hell'd we do to you?
Posted by: Joey Jones Fan Club at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (JCLJi)
What I still can't quite wrap my head around is why he dropped out when he did. Made no sense.
Made no sense to let Nikki become the frontrunner behind Trump.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (vE0+H)
B/c in a 3 way, Nikki could win. Pretty much all possible DeSantis voters were Trump voters (even if the reverse was not true)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (HcoTw)
And then tell Chief Justice Itsatax that it does a better job of providing equal representation, and besides, it's a states' issue.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (hYofv)
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Expand the House to 10,000 members.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
Why do I feel like the No Kings people sorta really secretly want a king?
_____________
All those AWFLs want to be Duchess of Brentwood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:52 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2026 03:52 PM (Ycfbw)
Expand the House to 10,000 members.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
The Supreme Court needs 237 members.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
If the economy is looking good in Sept or so this increases the number of seats the GOP could win, and conversely if the economy is bad it increases the number the Dems could win
My hope is Trump is ready for this. He better have some tax cuts in the hopper for when we get close to the election...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
She was all three.
It was stupid, but it was understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
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Based on those criteria, I guess the modern version would be Princess Kate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (gnNyN)
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The Democrats want to transition everything over to The Pirate's Code.
Except when they are in power, then they'll Logan-act your ass!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)
All those AWFLs want to be Duchess of Brentwood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 03:52 PM (aGM2t)
That's where OJ's ghost haunts white, blonde women and cuts off their heads.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Never quite got the Lady Di hagiography.
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar
Blonde, and unlike most Limeys, she had good teeth.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (X4KFY)
We should have about 100x times as many house members.
They are supposed to represent a fairly small number of people.
It would make gerrymandering harder too.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Dayum. What the hell'd we do to you?
Three words:
John cougar mellencamp
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (HcoTw)
Based on those criteria, I guess the modern version would be Princess Kate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (gnNyN)
She's a 1.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: javems at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (zFsEm)
She was all three.
It was stupid, but it was understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
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Based on those criteria, I guess the modern version would be Princess Kate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (gnNyN)
Princess Kate is the most popular royal by a huge margin. Her cancer battle only made her popularity soar to the stratosphere...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)
If the economy is looking good in Sept or so this increases the number of seats the GOP could win, and conversely if the economy is bad it increases the number the Dems could win
My hope is Trump is ready for this. He better have some tax cuts in the hopper for when we get close to the election...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
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It's my understanding that both TX and FL have very few unsafe Red seats. That the gerrymanders were actually done quite intelligently, unlike both the CA and VA maps which are recipes for blowback. If the VA special election results were applied to the new House races, Dems would have an 8-3 majority, not the 10-1 they shot for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (GLVez)
What I still can't quite wrap my head around is why he dropped out when he did. Made no sense.
Made no sense to let Nikki become the frontrunner behind Trump.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2026 03:49 PM (vE0+H)
B/c in a 3 way, Nikki could win. Pretty much all possible DeSantis voters were Trump voters (even if the reverse was not true)...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (tOcjL)
Could you imagine if Butler succeeded and the GOP POTUS nominee was...Nikki Haley?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (/C5Hg)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (hYofv)
Within limits. VA exceeded them IMVHO
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (XD+PD)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (Gqar
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People love beautiful people, celebrities, and royalty.
She was all three.
It was stupid, but it was understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
But, would you bang her???
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:51 PM (GLVez)
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Uh-huh!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:46 PM (XD+PD)
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SCOTUS defers to the states on redistricting questions.
It's why it sided both with CA and TX.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:50 PM (GLVez)
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CA's map was clearly racially gerrymandered. It might not survive depending on how the VRA case is decided.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (Puq9y)
That is exactly what Jill Biden was hoping for.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)
It would make gerrymandering harder too.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
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Nah, you could still gerrymander the shit out of things with that much. Especially with Democrats so urban centric.
Think of pie slices to split up a central urban area with more Republican aligned suburban areas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:56 PM (GLVez)
They are supposed to represent a fairly small number of people.
It would make gerrymandering harder too.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
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For comparison, the House of Commons in the UK has 650 members, each representing approximately 92,000 subjects.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:56 PM (gnNyN)
But, would you bang her???
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2026 03:55 PM (Gqar
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Bad haircut.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:56 PM (GLVez)
Three words:
John cougar mellencamp
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (HcoTw)
Or, as I call him: John Mellonhead Cougar
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 03:57 PM (Fbc0I)
It makes it increasingly easy to put them in a limited number of districts.
NC is the same thing. All Democrats are in three cities, so they get three districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
As long as one attempts to keep the districts compact... the cities pretty much become districts with big chunky rural blocks taking up the rest of the state.
If your goal is to maximize districts with 51% D you slice that city
Into as many thin pie slices as you can then absorb Repubs far out into the countryside. Using that method there is no reason a state with 51% D cannot get 100% D seats... just lack of putting the effort into it.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:57 PM (OWbLp)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 03:57 PM (Fbc0I)
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And pay YOU for the privilege!
/$20, same as in town ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Not Navin R Johnson at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (wDLi3)
Bob Iger just joined Jared Kushner's private equity firm.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (XR7sA)
John cougar mellencamp
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (HcoTw)
Ah. Agreed.
Posted by: Joey Jones Fan Club at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (JCLJi)
If your goal is to maximize districts with 51% D you slice that city
Into as many thin pie slices as you can then absorb Repubs far out into the countryside. Using that method there is no reason a state with 51% D cannot get 100% D seats... just lack of putting the effort into it.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:57 PM (OWbLp)
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I think you just described Virginia.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (0N4FZ)
I disagree. Rumor has it that SCOTUS is ready to rule on whether minority set-aside districts are forbidden instead of required, and the dissenters are slow-walking the issuance of the ruling; reading the behavior, this means that the majority ruled in favor of it being forbidden, and the power-hungry leftists are trying to filibuster red states from re-districting in time.
So, what DeSantis is doing here is positioning this redrawing of the map as being required by the imminent SCOTUS decision. Once it's issued, it will (if the tea leaves have been read correctly) moot any challenges to this new map on a "civil rights" basis. But, he isn't waiting for the ruling to be issued, thus defanging the nasty commie powermongers' attempt to prevent the demanded reform from hitting the midterms. I'm not a fanboy; this is legitimately good, clever tactical maneuvering.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (Sy6m/)
Bob Iger just joined Jared Kushner's private equity firm.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (XR7sA)
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What's hard to comprehend about "money"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (GLVez)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Vengeance at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (XD+PD)
I used to do a lot of interviews of prospective programmers before I retired. Not only does a degree in computer science not mean the candidate knows how to program, the program itself doesn’t necessarily have to have been about hands-on programming at all.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (olroh)
Temu Obama is still in over his head. Poor Temu.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Dayum. What the hell'd we do to you?
Three words:
John cougar mellencamp
Posted by: Trivago guy with giant teeth at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (HcoTw)
_____
"What about me?"
-- Axl Rose
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)
So, what DeSantis is doing here is positioning this redrawing of the map as being required by the imminent SCOTUS decision. Once it's issued, it will (if the tea leaves have been read correctly) moot any challenges to this new map on a "civil rights" basis. But, he isn't waiting for the ruling to be issued, thus defanging the nasty commie powermongers' attempt to prevent the demanded reform from hitting the midterms. I'm not a fanboy; this is legitimately good, clever tactical maneuvering.
Posted by: SciVo at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (Sy6m/)
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This map is designed to work with current racial requirements (it's actually part of the FL constitution as well).
It doesn't require VRA Section 2 or Gingles to be undone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:00 PM (GLVez)
For comparison, the House of Commons in the UK has 650 members, each representing approximately 92,000 subjects.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 03:56 PM (gnNyN)
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We need cool names for our congressional districts. And not the Brits calling them Old Sarum or Bexley and Sidcup. Instead of TX-14, it ought to be Screaming Eagles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2026 04:00 PM (aGM2t)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
to take the max number of seats, you do have to accept seats where your margin of victory is relatively small. Of course, this assumes you know how your voters are gonna vote in the future which has blown up in the faces of Dems in the past.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (anL5R)
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Fortunately, we don't have to imagine it because it didn't happen in 2024 and it's never going to happen in the future.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)
Bob Iger just joined Jared Kushner's private equity firm.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 27, 2026 03:58 PM (XR7sA)
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Two words: geedis and influence
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)
If your goal is to maximize districts with 51% D you slice that city
Into as many thin pie slices as you can then absorb Repubs far out into the countryside. Using that method there is no reason a state with 51% D cannot get 100% D seats... just lack of putting the effort into it.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 03:57 PM (OWbLp)
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I think you just described Virginia.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (VdTX+)
Funny enough VA could have made a much more secure and less legally dubious contentious 9-2 map. But power makes folks stupid.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:02 PM (tOcjL)
Would somebody point out to Temu Obama that opportunities abound to redraw U. S. Senate district maps in the Dims favor.
Better get cracking on that,Temu!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 04:02 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:02 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (gnNyN)
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You're saying he didn't get elected.
But he wasn't President from January 2021 to January 2025
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
I used to do a lot of interviews of prospective programmers before I retired. Not only does a degree in computer science not mean the candidate knows how to program, the program itself doesn’t necessarily have to have been about hands-on programming at all.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (olroh)
MS in Comp Sci ? So he stayed at the Uni for years rather than get a job in the field? Pretty suspicious.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)
Two words: geedis and influence
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)
A three letter word: Jobs
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yup.
Been to Miami once. Next day got a "traffic ticket" via text message.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (OWbLp)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)
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Are you saying that the presidency of the United States was unlawfully wielded by unelected appointees who flagrantly used the power of the executive to pursue corrupt ends?
Because that would be wild.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (GLVez)
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Also not a fan boy. This is my read as well. Desantis is a pretty good lawyer I think. He understands not just tactics but also strategy. He is very competent at his current job certainly. He is marginally more likable than say Ted Cruz - who I did kind of like but realized would never be electable on a national basis. Ron's appeal is selective. He'll do pretty well in the south. Not as well in the rust belt or farm country.
Posted by: Farfetched or not . . . its a sad state of affairs in ol blighty at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
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Or you need to have full control over the Machine so that regardless of who votes, you can control the outcome.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: ShainS
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Michigan is similar. The redistricting team was given a requirement that the overall D/R split of seats should be consistent with voting results.
So 90% Detroit/Wayne County got split up in an attempt to food some red areas with Dem votes, leading to some wacky districts out in the boonies.
I am on lake Michigan. My district extends eastward to the shores of lake erie.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (hYofv)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)
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About the same thing as a henway.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
I used to do a lot of interviews of prospective programmers before I retired. Not only does a degree in computer science not mean the candidate knows how to program, the program itself doesn’t necessarily have to have been about hands-on programming at all.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 03:59 PM (olroh)
MS in Comp Sci ? So he stayed at the Uni for years rather than get a job in the field? Pretty suspicious.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:03 PM (8avO+)
No, he went back...probably post Covid when the video game thing was not working out and his parents probably kicked him in the a$$...graduated 2025, so you figure 2023-2025 in school.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Tina Cole > all other people with the surname Cole >>>>>>>>>> Cole Thomas Allen
Posted by: Bulg at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at
If your geedis lasts more than four hours contact a doctor.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (UjVxq)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: West Virginia Employment Commission at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)
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About the same thing as a henway.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (Fi81e)
Which is about the same thing as a dikfor.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 27, 2026 04:06 PM (/C5Hg)
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:01 PM (8avO+)
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Or you need to have full control over the Machine so that regardless of who votes, you can control the outcome.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (gnNyN)
if you have that, you don't need to redistrict in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 27, 2026 04:08 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: GWB at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (fK5DA)
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:10 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at April 27, 2026 04:04 PM (2Ez/1)
And the Land of Ta?
Posted by: XTC at April 27, 2026 04:11 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: 18-1
Urban FSA wants FS from the other two.
Easier to get if you can convince the suburban sheep they are a wolf too.
Posted by: Operator Error at April 27, 2026 04:12 PM (OWbLp)
I used to do a lot of interviews of prospective programmers before I retired. Not only does a degree in computer science not mean the candidate knows how to program, the program itself doesn’t necessarily have to have been about hands-on programming at all.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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I've known registered PE's who could not engineer their way out of a paper bag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 04:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2026 04:15 PM (XeU6L)
Originally, states often had a republican system similar to how states worked, dividing their districts by natural boundaries or natural polities.
The Supreme Court ruled that the responsibility to “guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of government” meant that no state could have a Republican form of government.
By its nature, trying to make population-equal districts is going to make weirdly shaped districts, and be very tempting to form those weirdly shaped districts into partisan guarantees.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 27, 2026 04:24 PM (olroh)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: wickedpinto at April 27, 2026 06:03 PM (dJrj2)
New Documents: FBI Opened and Then Immediately Closed a Fakey-Fake "Inquiry" Into the Clinton Foundation's Obvious Pay-for-Play Scheme with Foreign Governments
One surmises that Wray's FBI opened the investigation only because of pressure from some Republicans, and then immediately closed it and said "Nothing to see here, move along."
Margot Cleveland for The Federalist:Read the whole thing.
This morning Sen. Chuck Grassley released the FBI Washington Field Office's 12-page "electronic communication" (EC) that opened a preliminary investigation into the Clinton Foundation. Its extensive evidence of potential pay-to-play criminality among the Clinton family confirms the politicalization and weaponization of the Department of Justice. Late last year, another trove of documents--also released by Grassley--summarized the origins of three separate FBI investigations into the Clinton Foundation, opened respectively out of the New York, Little Rock, and Washington D.C. field offices. As The Federalist reported at that time, those documents indicated that Ray Hulser, then head of the Department of Justice's Public Integrity Section (PIN), did not support the investigations into the Clinton Foundation and withheld information from the U.S. attorney's office running the probe out of Little Rock. ...
Hulser's refusal to open an investigation out of PIN, and his excuse that the FBI presented the case "poorly," just cannot be reconciled with the detailed summary contained in the EC that is now public. As Grassley highlighted in a letter sent today to acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and FBI Director Kash Patel, "Included in the FBI's EC are numerous allegations of foreign influence concerns that arose 'from speaking fees and donations to the [Clinton] Foundation.'" The Iowa senator then pulls a few examples from the Washington Field Office's opening communication, beginning with donations to the Clinton Foundation totaling $2.35 million from the then-head of the Russia government's uranium company, Uranium One. The EC is not limited to evidence about Uranium One. It also details evidence of donations to the Clinton Foundation from an executive of Polo Resources. Eight weeks later, it says, the U.S. ambassador to Bangladesh persuaded the prime minister to reauthorize pit mining, including one in which Polo Resources had an interest. Another section of the EC highlights evidence suggesting a pay-to-play scheme involving Colombian timber and another Clinton Foundation donor. The FBI EC also notes that Hillary Clinton traveled to Russia, where she allegedly prompted >o?"Russian officials to enter into a $3.7 billion aircraft purchase with Boeing," then two months later Boeing pledged $900,000 to the Clinton Foundation.>o? The EC further discussed the Haitian government awarding Hillary Clinton's brother a "rare 'gold exception permit' (the first issued in 50 years)...during the same time period in which 'billions of U.S. tax dollars had been spent in Haiti, following the Haitian earthquake in 2010.'" What--if anything--the FBI did to investigate these additional potential pay-to-play schemes before the Department of Justice closed the investigations in 2016 is unclear. What we do know, though, is that after Donald Trump's election in 2016, Little Rock was able to reopen its investigation, but Hulser and the Department of Justice continued to interfere in the investigation into the Clinton Foundation.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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No.
And...SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:09 PM (xvhJH)
And...SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:09 PM (xvhJH)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2026 02:10 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Looks okay here.
You should probably stop having phone sex.
That is sex with your cellphone...it messes up the circuitry.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 02:10 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2026 02:11 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Cash Patel at April 27, 2026 02:12 PM (abIsI)
You should probably stop having phone sex.
That is sex with your cellphone...it messes up the circuitry.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 02:10 PM (iJfKG)
Woah. I'm not seeing the gray boxes, everything looks web circa 1992 and can't get to the main page, all the sudden.
And I'm not on a phone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 02:13 PM (cS1cw)
Now up.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 02:14 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: connected and litigious
Listen to this man. He knows what he's talking about.
Posted by: Cash Patel at April 27, 2026 02:15 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: The person who always says that at April 27, 2026 02:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Now up.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 02:14 PM (2Ez/1)
The HQ's refractory period is impressive.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 27, 2026 02:15 PM (ypYV4)
Posted by: Not getting better at April 27, 2026 02:15 PM (anL5R)
The uranium that Hillary sold to Russia, Russia sold to Iran.
And the "atomic" fingerprint of that uranium will expose that.
Trump could offer a 1:1 exchange: 3% U (which is sufficient for power plants) in exchange for an equal value their enriched U.
And they will still refuse.
Because the whole globalist order is at stake if they do accept.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 27, 2026 02:15 PM (tUP1A)
Question for Law-morons...
Are any of these (probable) crimes chargeable with prison time upon conviction or,
nah, they're past the statute of limitations?
Perhaps time would be better spent tracking down and charging where appropriate every single contact, friend, and relative of the loser assassin.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 02:16 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at April 27, 2026 02:16 PM (vFG9F)
Are any of these (probable) crimes chargeable with prison time upon conviction or,
nah, they're past the statute of limitations?
Perhaps time would be better spent tracking down and charging where appropriate every single contact, friend, and relative of the loser assassin.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 02:16 PM (iJfKG)
It's all moot as a part of the "What difference, at this point, does it make" clause of The Constitution.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 27, 2026 02:17 PM (V362x)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at April 27, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 02:18 PM (KJaVS)
It's all moot as a part of the "What difference, at this point, does it make" clause of The Constitution.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Along with a good dose of "it worked, didn't it?" legal enhancement under the Searchlight Strangler Doctrine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2026 02:19 PM (X4KFY)
They got their orders. Deep State shut them down.
Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 02:18 PM (KJaVS)
Got a plane to catch, bishes. Laters!
Posted by: Chris Wray at April 27, 2026 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:20 PM (NpAcC)
The classics are classics because they work.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:21 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2026 02:21 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Billy Jeff, Pervert In Chief at April 27, 2026 02:21 PM (QP+6w)
Are any of these (probable) crimes chargeable with prison time upon conviction or,
nah, they're past the statute of limitations?
Perhaps time would be better spent tracking down and charging where appropriate every single contact, friend, and relative of the loser assassin.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 27, 2026 02:16 PM (iJfKG)
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There are serious and probably insurmountable SoL problems with these crimes.
And that assumes that anyone actually wants to charge any of these scumbags for any of this. That is a bad assumption, IMO.
My take? Nothing. Will. Happen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 27, 2026 02:22 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Joemarine at April 27, 2026 02:22 PM (y171U)
I think you're lowballing a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:23 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Not getting better at April 27, 2026 02:23 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)
I’d rather be poor than be associated with any of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM (iUXlD)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM (Fbc0I)
This information was ALL OUT there back then, no special FBI clearance to read it. Imagine what else they could have found if they had bothered to investigate…
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
Dept of Agriculture - Iowa, Kansas or Nebraska
Dept of Energy - Texas
Dept of Education and the IRS - the northern most reaches of Alaska
Dept of Interior - Wyoming
Dept of Justice - Idaho
FBI - disbanded and maybe reformed
Just something off the top of my head.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)
Brilliant.
Posted by: Wally at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Q at April 27, 2026 02:26 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 27, 2026 02:26 PM (ZbeXO)
Not only a book, but a movie (was free on Brittany in 2016) and a graphic novelized version, too.
This is truly “old news” they successfully hid .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:27 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM
To be fair, Barry cleaned his whistle often.
Posted by: Man's Country at April 27, 2026 02:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Beverly at April 27, 2026 02:27 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:27 PM (4KUe5)
It is frightening that half the leaders of this country are unethical and delusional. Our civilization is hanging by a thread.
Posted by: Joemarine
What is more frightening is that half the country (or persyns whose votes were counted) are equally unethical and delusional and so have no problem with the crimes and misdemeanors committed by their chosen folk to serve as their representatives in government.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:28 PM (xG4kz)
Just something off the top of my head.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (4q/mG)
I like it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 27, 2026 02:29 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM (ei1sX)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM (2WIwB)
Imagine what else they could have found if they had bothered to investigate…
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:25 PM (4KUe5)
If only there was a governmental department who's job it was to perform investigations into things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
I really think we should decree that guys like Wray (and Garland, and Stelter, and Schumer) be addressed by their appropriate titles. "Liar Wrary", etc.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (KJaVS)
This information was ALL OUT there back then, no special FBI clearance to read it. Imagine what else they could have found if they had bothered to investigate…
Nein! Nein! Nein!
People ver prayink!
People ver questionink!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Beverly at April 27, 2026 02:27 PM (reMys)
The site reverted back to the 90's look for me and the main page was unavailable.
All is well, currently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM
You ask for hearings, you get a strongly worded letter......maybe
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (4q/mG)
If only there was a governmental department who's job it was to perform investigations into things.
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Much like the media, my job is to cover things, with a pillow, until they stop moving.
Posted by: Ray Hulser, male prostitute, Esq. at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (anL5R)
People ver prayink!
People ver questionink!
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (xG4kz)
EVANINK wear......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)
Bur I thought the IRGC had effectively sidelined the mullahs? So we are negotiating with no one who has any actual authority.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at April 27, 2026 02:24 PM (Fbc0I)
As clean as Biden's depends.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)
"Sexually Dismorphic Potato" Stelter
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:32 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM
What we really need is a strongly worded letter and some sleeves rolled up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, you'll get them buddy. Jim Jordan will roll those things up to his scrotum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:29 PM
I have my moments. Just be grateful I do not have to verbalize this. LOL
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (2GVsD)
I’d rather be poor than be associated with any of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27
The Biden’s aren’t. Because they were too stupid to even get this right.
The Clintons are worth the most, like $200-250 million. Not bad for a guy from Arkansas. The Obamas like $70m.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Veryyyy nissssseeee!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at April 27, 2026 02:34 PM (y9skt)
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I don't think those words mean what you think they do.
It's corrupt, treasonous, criminal scumbags all the way up ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:34 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2026 02:30 PM
And after the hearings comes the sternly-worded letters!
Posted by: Sister Zoot, on behalf of the ladies of Castle Anthrax at April 27, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)
It can’t go on which is why they hate Trump and Republicans so much
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (rg/w7)
All is well, currently.
Posted by: Sponge
That happened to me last night. No gray boxes, links were blue text and underlined..... Restarted my browser and all was well.
CSS not loading? Ad coded by the D-team in Bangalore breaking things?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (okX77)
Posted by: some surly Moron at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (pBJ6M)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, you'll get them buddy. Jim Jordan will roll those things up to his scrotum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
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Ol' Jimbo should cut the sleeves off of his dress shirts.
Posted by: Weasel at April 27, 2026 02:37 PM (ei1sX)
The Clintons are worth the most, like $200-250 million. Not bad for a guy from Arkansas. The Obamas like $70m.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (hftzA)
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The Biden's collectively likely scammed $1 billion+ over F. Joe's five decades of scumbaggery -- probably half of which went to Hookes and Blow, and the other half probably in some off-shore accounts.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:37 PM (VdTX+)
It can’t go on which is why they hate Trump and Republicans so much
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Well its mostly Trump we hate. We know the Republicans hearts aren't in it and they'd be on our side but for Trump pushing them into a corner. No Trump No problems. That's what we say
Posted by: Dems, fleecing office of coordination at April 27, 2026 02:38 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Piper"
If you ever point this out to some leftist yapping about the rich as they are advocating for poverty for rest of us to save the planet they will inform you "Well they earned it and deserve it" or some such shit. I have experienced this multiple times.
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (GUOwU)
CSS not loading? Ad coded by the D-team in Bangalore breaking things?
Posted by: mikeski
Ace's shelving anchors have tapped into and damaged this blog's way back postings and styles. It's gonna become a regular Love Canal around here with fetid verbiage from bygone years.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (xG4kz)
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Hey what about my 10%??!?!??!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden's last brain cell at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT
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Beats the collected speeches of Barack Obama.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (xvhJH)
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Asked Jim Jordan to roll-up his sleeves and send a strongly-worded letter ... but mostly send a strongly-worded letter?
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM
Considering that the Clinton's were broke when they left the WH, they have grifted and grafted the most.
Obama got his dollars by not checking were his campaign funds were coming from. A lot of illegal 2nd and 3rd world donors there.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT)
As bad as that gift may be at least King Chuck backed off gifting The Don a Muslim prayer rug.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Ray Hulser had information that could have led... at April 27, 2026 02:40 PM (VnVVA)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT
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Beats the collected speeches of Barack Obama.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (xvhJH)
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Heh, I'd forgotten about that.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:40 PM (G0vdT)
While Hillary was a Senator she was a big time fundraiser. She made sure to then donate to each New Democrat Congressman and Senator that they owed her their loyalty, too, since they didn’t yet have a big “war chest “ to fend off rivals in the next election. Wash post wrote a glowing article about this activity by Hillary.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:41 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (G0vdT
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Beats the collected speeches of Barack Obama.
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Preloaded onto an IPod no less.
Talk about the decline of the USA.
MAGA was sorely needed.
Posted by: yup at April 27, 2026 02:41 PM (anL5R)
I’d rather be poor than be associated with any of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 27
The Biden’s aren’t. Because they were too stupid to even get this right.
The Clintons are worth the most, like $200-250 million. Not bad for a guy from Arkansas. The Obamas like $70m.
Posted by: Piper at April 27, 2026 02:33 PM (hftzA)
What I find particularly annoying: None of these people ever had a real job… in the private sector. They’ve been constant leeches on society. The rest of us beat our brains out in the private sector and we don’t even come close to affording an estate on Martha’s Vineyard….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2026 02:42 PM (aqrdH)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:37 PM (VdTX+)
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And now FJB can't remember where any of it is...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 02:42 PM (gnNyN)
Beats the collected speeches of Barack Obama.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
If King TampOn had a smidgen of gumption, he'd return those disks, heavily scratched and cracked, and say, "Mum really liked these coasters, but she felt cheated because there were no matching coozies for them."
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:42 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (V362x)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (Vh9CX)
Taylor Lorenz
@TaylorLorenz
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)
The Persians also have a long history of palace coups and counter-coups. This has been a long couple of weeks for them and the USN has been keeping everyone who would intervene in the power struggle out of the picture
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ray Hulser had information
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Is that you Ray? Well, wonderful, we've been looking all over for you. Why don't you come pay us a visit.
Posted by: Hillery! at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
If King TampOn had a smidgen of gumption, he'd return those disks, heavily scratched and cracked, and say, "Mum really liked these coasters, but she felt cheated because there were no matching coozies for them."
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:42 PM (xG4kz)
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IIRC, The DogEater gave Queen Elizabeth II an iPod.
If it had been his "Greatest Speches," it would have only needed 8 bytes of memory ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (V362x)
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Apparently, he lived with his parents.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (xvhJH)
That happened to me last night. No gray boxes, links were blue text and underlined..... Restarted my browser and all was well.
CSS not loading? Ad coded by the D-team in Bangalore breaking things?
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 02:36 PM (okX77)
That's what I was seeing earlier.
Didn't restart anything and it just corrected itself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (V362x)
He was living at home with his dad.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
Welcome to your own party, princess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Whether the current DOJ and FBI take heed—and follow the evidentiary trails the Senate Judiciary Committee and Grassley are laying out of potential obstruction of justice—remains to be seen.
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"Things that will never happen" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:45 PM (1o8D5)
Angela McArdle
@RealAngelaMc
19h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.
Apr 26, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (xvhJH)
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He was an "SAT preparer", as I heard it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Brill and Tred at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (cZMme)
When the left believes there's a reason to have people put away they put them away, then provide the reasons. Real or made up. Doesn't matter.
The right needs to learn how to do that. And when the left's judge(s) tell them to let these people out, they need to put the judge in prison too.
Do this enough times, to enough people and some new found respect will likely follow. At the very least, some of this bullshit will stop. As it is now, there's absolutely no fear of consequences for the left. None. That needs to change BAMN.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (jehhT)
Oh noooo.
That’s a terrible thing, just terrible!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:39 PM (VdTX+)
Just a guess but someone apparently twisted Jordan’s dick off during one of his later stage legendary collegiate wrestling matches. Snatched his nuts too. Dickless and nutless Jim is no threat to The Left. Jim has ridden those tolled up sleeves and sternly worded letters to great personal wealth. ….advancing the America. First interests? Not so much…not at all.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (FCPbW)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)
"Teacher of the Month"
I bet that award smoothed away a lot of the hurt.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)
About 100 comments all saying see it was staged by Israel to prop up Trunp to continue the genocide.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (V362x)
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Apparently, he lived with his parents.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:44 PM (xvhJH)
Even so, living in Torrance is not cheap. I lived near there for a long time. Plus he was checked into the DC Hilton for several days… also expensive. Are his parents wealthy enough to give him lots of cash no questions asked? It’s fishy…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (aqrdH)
IIRC, The DogEater gave Queen Elizabeth II an iPod.
Well, then, if SHE had had any gumption, she would have made a point of walking that over, in his presence, to a large and empty metal trash can and dropped that into it for a satisfyingly large clang or tone.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (xG4kz)
@TaylorLorenz
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood"
Apparently only thing left and right can agree on Taylor Lorenz is an annoying person that should be shunned.
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (GUOwU)
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
Welcome to your own party, princess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait. The would-be assassin was at the WHCD. Does that apply to him?
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
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Nikita Bier is X's product manager:
https://tinyurl.com/3w55uexv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (1o8D5)
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Where are all the No Kings protestors? This should be right up their alley.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (Vh9CX)
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That's like asking is it A or A (as progressivism == criminality)?
Not to mention many of them are compromised by GloboHomo Deep State Kompromat.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)
"Teacher of the Month"
I bet that award smoothed away a lot of the hurt.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)
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I think that was his accolade from his employer, the SAT prep firm.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 02:49 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 27, 2026 02:49 PM (2Ez/1)
A whole lot of retards on both sides take any sort of argument/push acknowledge as 'cancelling'. Charlie Kirk got 'cancelled.' You're just an idiot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
Staying in a hotel for a few days doesn’t require Soros money. I mean come on peeps. Not everything has to be a conspiracy.
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:50 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (Vh9CX)
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I honestly think the Devil will take any mental or character defect you have and make it work best for him.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at April 27, 2026 02:50 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 02:49 PM (cS1cw)
Ah, the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
Hussain Abdul-Hussain
@hahussain
In the predominantly Christian town of Zahle, in east Lebanon, locals hung a poster with Prez Trump’s image and the comment: “Thank God you’re safe, big guy.”
[photo]
https://is.gd/JZHQER
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:51 PM (LqxFy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
Eleanor Clift!? Is she still with us??
Posted by: Joemarine at April 27, 2026 02:51 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:50 PM (rjPWf)
He's part of the conspiracy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
@RealAngelaMc
19h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.
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Too bad the would be assassin is still alive. This tweet will cause a significant amount of harm of the cruel and unusual variety.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 27, 2026 02:52 PM (rJ48h)
He also gave the then UK PM, who was legally blind, a bunch of zone 1 dvds of American movies. He gave the children of the French PM toy Secret Service cars from the WH gift shop.
Tacky and thoughtless.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2026 02:52 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at April 27, 2026 02:52 PM (anL5R)
Trade them for the Falklands maybe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:50 PM (rjPWf)
He's part of the conspiracy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 27, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
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Ya best start believin' in conspiracy theories.
Cuz yer in one.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (rjPWf)
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 02:43 PM (NpAcC)
Welcome to your own party, princess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait. The would-be assassin was at the WHCD. Does that apply to him?
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)
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For s&g, I looked at this twitty twat's twitter feed. Mistake.
All she does, all day long every day, is queef out dumb tweets with no substantive content. It's all either NPC dronespeak that could be written by AI, rando humble brags, and reposts of equally empty shit.
Her feed contains almost no actual "news" or even opinion or commentary. What's the point of following her?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:54 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:54 PM (rjPWf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:56 PM (rjPWf)
I’m currently getting mass cancelled on Bluesky for simply being at the WHCD. You cannot make this up
Posted by: redridinghood
You mean both of her followers unfollowed her?
(Repeat comment from last night)
Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2026 02:56 PM (okX77)
https://tinyurl.com/3w55uexv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (1o8D5)
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Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles
There is no other platform on earth where the person in charge of the product calls one of its paying users "mentally ill." Only on X.
Nice! He actually called others in addition to her on the X.com platform mentally ill.
Elon, give Nikita a bonus ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 02:57 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Bargain Basement Arts at April 27, 2026 02:57 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 02:57 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 27, 2026 02:57 PM (zqeQL)
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*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (1o8D5)
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I shook hands with the Queen!
Posted by: The Moocher at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
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The thrill of watching a slow-motion train wreck?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (gnNyN)
Posted by: connected and litigious
A LOT of work needs to be done before you can flip it for a profit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Advo at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (jO4mz)
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I shook hands with the Queen!
Posted by: The Moocher at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (XeU6L)
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I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen.
Posted by: Warren Zevon at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (xvhJH)
https://tinyurl.com/3w55uexv
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (1o8D5)
*******
Yep, she's definitely mentally ill.
If you scroll down you can see her posing proudly with her mask on.
https://tinyurl.com/424b2dnk
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
Where are all the No Kings protestors? This should be right up their alley.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:48 PM (Dv3i1)
Is a king with no real power really a king?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Heroq at April 27, 2026 02:56 PM (rjPWf)
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We are all less naive now. That "war hero" bullshit was likely manufactured. It doesn't take much to push a narrative.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: connected and litigious at April 27, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)
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"We'll take it off your hands for 1 Rupee!"
/Pakistan
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (VdTX+)
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Those who are in public and don't want to be recognized . . . criminals, people in witsec, celebrities, neurotic idjits who are permanently re-written by covid drama and can't stop living it
Posted by: sums it up I'd say at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (anL5R)
He is also 31 years old and still lived in his parents home.
After I graduated high school I lived at home for around a year. But when I started to make enough money I was out on my own. I loved my parents but I couldn't wait to have my own place even if it was a small apartment. Most everyone I knew was like that. Unless they were in college but even then they wasted no time getting their own place as soon as they could.
Posted by: Case at April 27, 2026 03:01 PM (KJaVS)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Advo at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (jO4mz)
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I have experience with the Augean Stables, but then that asshole centaur got to my wife...
Posted by: Herakles at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (xvhJH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/424b2dnk
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (NpAcC)
Kaitlyn Collins has serious manface.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 27, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dad of Six at April 27, 2026 03:04 PM (UjVxq)
It is to laugh.
As I said, we are all less naive now.
It took me too long to be cynical. Damn it, those cynics were right.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:04 PM (aZm/F)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Hey...I also spent a night in the Lincoln bedroom.
Posted by: Eleanor at April 27, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)
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Yep. It was a different time though. My parents house did not have 3 60 inch flat screens, a pool, or two refrigerators and 2 freezers. It did have only one shower and I had two brothers. Moving out, was moving up.
Posted by: sums it up I'd say at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R)
We are all less naive now. That "war hero" bullshit was likely manufactured. It doesn't take much to push a narrative.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 27, 2026 03:00 PM (aZm/F)
Look, fat. My son Beau was a war hero! He battled to the DEATH at Little Big Horn! HONK HONK!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/m4h8h6px
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 27, 2026 02:58 PM (1o8D5)
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I'm beginning to think they're not sending us their best and brightest ... and that the Citizenship Naturalization Test needs to be severely beefed up.
"Stop Killing Ducks To Make Duck Tape!"
-- AOC, an American Original Charlatan
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:06 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Eleanor
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Put a sock in it toots. I spent a night in the Lincoln bedroom. With Lincoln.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at April 27, 2026 03:07 PM (anL5R)
Angela McArdle
@RealAngelaMc
19h
The manifestos absolutely suck now. There's no Ted Kaczynski tier manifestos coming from these people. It's always a multi page "Orange Man Bad" rant. Incredibly evil, but also uninteresting.
Apr 26, 2026 · 10:33 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 02:46 PM (rbvCR)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
What was the saying? "Evil is banal"? They don't even realize it; it's been normalized and desensitized to it.
Now, an interesting coincidence occurs when you apply this factoid to the Palestinians...
Posted by: Another Anon at April 27, 2026 03:08 PM (4h45B)
Its possible. King tut is still with us. Yeah he's a bit sedentary, don't move much, and a bit younger than Eleanor, soo...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 27, 2026 03:08 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kaitlyn at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2026 03:02 PM (viF8m)
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Yep.
Delay. Delay. Delay.
Deny. Deny. Deny.
Distract, Distract. Distract.
Defame. Defame. Defame.
Posted by: ShainS at April 27, 2026 03:09 PM (VdTX+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)
You like this one better?
John Ringo SF Author
@Jringo1508
6h
Read the whole manifesto. Looked at the videos.
What strikes me is that this guy, except for being thoroughly lefty brainwashed ('Rapist in Chief'), could have been one of our crowd. This wasn't crazed. It was well thought out and carefully executed.
And there's nothing funny about it.
Until you get to his 'PS' rant about the Secret Service which I swear I have heard word for God damned word from guys on our side. I got half way through and was bawling in laughter at his confusion about how they could just suck so very very badly.
We have commonality. We can reach agreement.
Both sides have come to the conclusion the Secret Service sucks at their job
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)
Trade them for the Falklands maybe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2026 02:53 PM (2GVsD)
That is why they would need the destroyers, though. Without functional RN ships, they would have to rely on private assets to move materiel. They probably would have to rely on DHL since who else delivers non-stop UK to Falkands?
It would be worse than the mobilization for the Suez crisis
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 03:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)
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He flat out said that if he were alive at the end, the Secret Service screwed up.
One could almost interpret that as a second threat. But I think he meant it that killing him would have been some sort of efficient plan for the SS, when it really wouldn't be necessary at all.
But you know, if this guy dies in prison, it shows how Trump will stop at nothing for his ballroom.
Posted by: Axeman at April 27, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 27, 2026 03:31 PM (E6xSb)
It would be worse than the mobilization for the Suez crisis
Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2026 03:17 PM (rbvCR)
Operation Corporate would not have happened without U.S. logistical support.
Posted by: Cow Demon at April 27, 2026 03:32 PM (E6xSb)
Yep....Defame. Defame. Defame.
TOO BIG TO JAIL? Consider the Alternative?
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250
LIBs simply cannot comprehend anything but their one flawed premise: expopriate, Expropriate, EXPROPRIATE! To control, corrupt, or disintegrate anything that stands int their way -- that they control Everything, or admit they control NOTHING.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...
Too big to JAIL? NO MORE. AMERICA250: -- free the world. Indict Brennan Indict the Arch-Traitors/Clinton/OBAMA/IceKingJOE Indict the forWARd/War Capitalists: DIMON.
Better yet, expose their Treason, let natural justice happen -- kill each other.
LIBs. What PRICE their Vision? against the Terrible Cost of Doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrueFaceOfLIBTerrorism
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-OBAMA-theBirdie
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsChickenRun
LET'S GO BRANDON. END LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY (and their Civilization) FOREVER.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at April 27, 2026 03:54 PM (tOiuU)
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